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The Vultys

*The Award Ceremony for the best bits from Twitch Channel Robbotron as chosen by You the Viewers. The inaugural Vultys happened on 17/11/2021 after the subscribers succeeded in helping John achieve a channel goal.*

## VOD LINKS 2021

The Vultys Award Show VOD LINK 1

The Vultys Award Show VOD LINK 2

## Best Clip 2021

1. 1st Place The original Shovel of Ducks
2. 2nd Place A message from the Christian Youth Organisation
3. Joint 3rd Place:

* The (First?) Kevin Chan Dark Room Level
* Cat O'3 Long Loong Tails!
* Vultmog Crotchless Dungarees
* Accidental Boobs in John's Twitch Feed

*(honourable mention to the now most watched clip in the history of channel Robbotron goes to Prime Twitch)*

## Best Channel Command 2021

1. Joint 1st Place: ***!sticker*** {user.name} peels off a shiny sticker and pops it on {touser.name}! Well done {touser.name}! and ***!hug*** {user.name} gives BIG hugs to {target.name}!

* HORABLE MENTION ***!broke*** We broke John. The 'I'm broken' whimper has arrived
* HORABLE MENTION ***!censor*** YOU CAN'T CENSOR SOOTY AND SWEEP'S LOVE!
* HORABLE MENTION ***!german*** Eisgekühlter Bommerlunder – Bommerlunder eisgekühlt. Eisgekühlter Bommerlunder – Bommerlunder eisgekühlt. Und dazu: Ein belegtes Brot mit Schinken – Schinken! Ein belegtes Brot mit Ei – Ei! Das sind zwei belegte Brote, eins mit Schinken uns eins mit Ei.
* HORABLE MENTION ***!mother*** I don't like it, Mother; have it killed. !mother
* HORABLE MENTION ***!pleasy*** sambtwcarr likes it ribbed for your pleasy!

## Best Channel Guest 2021

GUEST: (Joint Winners) (on stream we had TristaBytes and Octav1us\_King as Guests and Octy's Rats Teacake, and Trifles)

1. Joint First Place: TristaBytes, Octav1us\_King, Tom Crosbie, JenClone, Marjolein Robertson

## Best Channel Character 2021

1. 1st Place Super Genki Neko Kevin Chan
2. 2nd Place Pope Gossip III
3. 3rd Place D.A.D

*Kevin-Chan accepting his Vultys Award drawn by HiddenByArt (Community Member Magic Masher). Created in the Traditional Rubberhose Style using Japanese Ink Pens.*

## Best Channel Quote 2021

1. 1st Place When it comes out in lumps, that's when you know it's good! [D.A.D.] !quote12

## Best DAD Dish 2021

1. 1st Place The Mega Burger
2. 2nd Place The Chocolate Waterfall Cake
3. 3rd Place The Duck Cake

## Best Channel Moment 2021

1. 1st Place 50 HOUR STREAM (The whole thing)
2. 2nd Place Pandad
3. 3rd Place Pope Rave
4. 4th Place The Original TNG Fart Loop
5. 5th Place D.A.D - Mum's song at Christmas (Still makes John Emotional)
A Shovel of Ducks (The Song)

Remaining a firm fan favourite since it's inception A shovel of ducks is a joy filled song about the difference between good and bad.

*(Shovel of ducks artwork by NoneSuchEvil)*

> *Used to highlight the difference between what is good and bad in the world and often presented as a healing balm to the chat after a particularly heavy discussion of the world at large, or to lure out the chat from their hiding places after a break time this is a happy playful little tune that has resulted in a lot of joy and many plastic ducks being sent to John as gifts during Saturday Christmas.*
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*Further information about the lore and history of a shovel of ducks can be found on A Shovel of Ducks*

## The Song Lyrics

Some things in the world are impossibly good,

Some things in the world are incredibly bad,

Let's talk about,

the difference,

between those two things.

Right here friends I have (insert item) in my palm,

Is that good? No!

And here I have (insert item),

Is that good? Maybe

But do you know what is always good?

Something everybody loves,

Something all the people enjoy,

Something that is guaranteed to be good for everyone?

Shovel of Ducks, shovel of ducks, shovel of ducks,

Shovel of Ducks, shovel of ducks, shovel of ducks,

that's right you know it,

Shovel of Ducks,

you see it,

Shovel of Ducks,

You can be it, If you've got a

Shovel of Ducks

Shovel of Ducks

Go down the pond and get a shovel of ducks

## Clips

Shovel of Ducks Clip

Music Used for Shovel of Ducks
Chicken Salt

Chicken salt is a magic ingredient that makes everything better. It's made from one whole chicken, ground into salt. (It clearly isn't!)

## What is Chicken Salt?

Chicken salt is arguably the finest seasoning for fresh hot chips and rotisserie chickens in the world. Bright yellow and packed with flavour, Australians douse chicken salt on their food at every local takeaway. The best chicken salt is the stuff made in Australia and used in takeaways. It’s bright yellow and tastes unmistakable.

Buy it online from https://www.chickensalt.co.uk use promo code: ROBBOTRON for 10% off original Chicken Salt (25g-300g bags), or Kentuckiana Salt (75g-150g bags).
Robboverse

*Our community needs more information on this page! Can you help out? Click here to add more.*The Robboverse is the setting inhabited by the many characters portrayed by John Robertson.

It is formed primarily from improvisational comedy on Twitch.tv.

## Fan theories

John riffs off the audience to create a rich and complex world and sometimes, the audience riffs back. This leaves the community of Darrens pulsing with fan-theories and hidden secret bonus lore.

Keep in mind Darrens, that these are only theories and that they shouldn't spoil the fun.

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* The Dark Room may be some sort of purgatory or endless experience
* The Guardian may be Darren's son
* The Guardian is stated to not be outside of the dark-room, but also not inside it either. A person cannot be inside themselves, ergo potentially *The Guardian* is the dark room.
* Darren is dead
* Living on a Prayer was the last thing Darren ever heard

## Fan Theories about John Robertson

### Is John Robertson a Giant Bee in disguise?

*There is an unconfirmed rumour that John Robertson is actually a giant Bee - when questioned he said "No more questions, Bzzzz" and then made a comment about being a Fabulous Queen, so whilst unconfirmed there is a theory that John Robertson is in fact a Fabulous Giant Queen Bee!*

## The Robbodex

Community Member WitchAngelNekora maintains a pokedex style sprite collection of the various characters from the Robboverse. These can be found over on the Robbodex page.
Toss a Coin to Your Twitcher by DoubleFistedMonkey

## Toss a Coin to Your Twitcher by DoubleFistedMonkey

When this humble Darren,

Graced a discord call,

With a John of Robertson,

Along came us all

And when the white haired brought,

Flamboyant potato,

Hundreds of fuckloaves,

To a room did they follow

A flashing on the screen,

The Guardian is seen,

Broke down my will,

And a spike tore my spleen,

While the Darren's hands,

Grabbed Gorilla's balls,

I made friends with Stalin,

Fingered the walls

Toss a coin to your Twitcher,

Ya gonna DIE Plenty,

Ya gonna DIE Plenty, oh,

Toss a coin to your Twitcher,

Donate to them Plenty

And when the light is found,

Someone else is brought,

He's super and genki,

And three apples tall

Sunday's we see Dad,

Leaving makes us sad,

He cooks and bakes for us,

Chippies and steak

Gary hates 5G,

Paranoid you see,

Women won't have sex with him,

Nor show him titty

Old movies are pale,

In marbles many fail,

We love his unboxings,

So send him some mail

Toss a coin to your Twitcher,

Donate to them Plenty,

Donate to them Plenty, oh,

Toss a coin to your Twitcher,

Support creativity,

Toss a coin to your Twitcher,

Donate to them Plenty,

Donate to them Plenty, oh,

Toss a coin to your Twitcher,

Support creativity,
Sex Dolphin

## Eck-Who The Sex Dolphin

Eck-Who The Sex Dolphin would love to have you swim with them in their underwater Dark Room level. Just don't go near their blowhole....

### *Eck-Who Quotes:*

> *"Meeeee meeeee meeeee meeeee meeeee meeeee meeeee"*
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> "I'm The Sex Dolphin, I like Sex!"
> "I'm The Sex Dolphin, I like to Fuck!"
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## Lore

As Spoopy Month commenced in 2021 we had a lovely musical Monday with John, that was interrupted by a visit from Baby Shark. (No one likes Baby Shark.) Suddenly the Sex Dolphin appeared, and informed us:

>  *"I'm the Sex Dolphin, I like to fuck, but not Baby Sharks, that would be...morally wrong."*
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He then returned to his own dimensional space, leaving us with this important information, The Sex Dolphin has boundaries, and morals.
Percy The Penguin

*(I hadn't realised this page didn't already exist...my bad) Percy The Penguin is a former Australian Children's entertainer. Unfortunately due to Percy frequently swearing he is no longer allowed to work in television aimed at children. Percy's catchphrase is "CUUUUNNNNTTTTT".*

Percy has featured in many streams, usually simply sharing his favourite swear word with us and leaving almost immediately afterwards. However on 05/11/2022 he was introduced to Darren The Dragon, who greeted him with the traditional Dragon Greeting, a "suckjob", he seemed very happy with this greeting and they went off together afterwards. Since Penguins mate for life, we believe them to now to be mated. Darren The Dragon Meets Percy Penguin - Twitch.
Atlanta Thrashers

# Information

The Atlanta Thrashers are a professional ice hockey team based in Atlanta, Georgia, USA. They compete in the  All-Time Fantasy Hockey League. The Atlanta Thrashers play their home games at the Philips Arena .

# History

## Draft History

### Compensation Draft

1 Selection for Rick Tabaracci

1 Selection for Vladimir Vujtek

1 selection for Steve Staios

## Initial Starting Roster

The Initial Starting Roster is based on the 1999-00 Atlanta Thrashers Roster NHL Roster.

### DEFENSE

RAW List

26 Bryan Adams ca LW 22 6-0 185 L/- R March 20, 1977 0 G, 0 A, 0 P
28 Donald Audette ca RW 30 5-8 190 R/- 9 September 23, 1969 7 G, 4 A, 11 P
22 Eric Bertrand ca LW 24 6-1 198 L/- R April 16, 1975 0 G, 0 A, 0 P
18-20 Jason Botterill ca LW 23 6-4 220 L/- 2 May 19, 1976 1 G, 4 A, 5 P
15 Andrew Brunette ca LW 26 6-1 215 L/- 4 August 24, 1973 23 G, 27 A, 50 P
16 Kelly Buchberger (C) ca LW 33 6-2 210 L/- 12 December 2, 1966 5 G, 12 A, 17 P
2 Petr Buzek cs D 22 6-1 220 L/- 2 April 26, 1977 5 G, 14 A, 19 P
23 Brett Clark ca D 23 6-0 194 L/- 2 December 23, 1976 0 G, 1 A, 1 P
28 Kevin Dean us D 30 6-3 210 L/- 5 April 1, 1969 1 G, 0 A, 1 P
9 Hnat Domenichelli ca C 23 6-0 195 L/- 3 February 17, 1976 6 G, 9 A, 15 P
12-22 Shean Donovan ca RW 25 6-3 218 R/- 5 January 22, 1975 4 G, 7 A, 11 P
19 Nelson Emerson ca RW 32 5-11 180 R/- 9 August 17, 1967 14 G, 19 A, 33 P
21 Ray Ferraro ca C 35 5-9 200 L/- 15 August 23, 1964 19 G, 25 A, 44 P
33 Maxim Galanov su D 25 6-1 205 L/- 2 March 13, 1974 4 G, 3 A, 7 P
29 Johan Garpenlov se LW 31 6-0 185 L/- 9 March 21, 1968 2 G, 14 A, 16 P
12 Steve Guolla ca C 26 6-0 190 L/- 3 March 15, 1973 4 G, 9 A, 13 P
6 David Harlock ca D 28 6-2 215 L/- 5 March 16, 1971 0 G, 6 A, 6 P
17 Matt Johnson ca LW 24 6-5 235 L/- 5 November 23, 1975 2 G, 5 A, 7 P
8 Frantisek Kaberle cs D 26 6-0 190 L/- R November 8, 1973 1 G, 6 A, 7 P
24 Andreas Karlsson se C 24 6-4 201 L/- R August 19, 1975 5 G, 9 A, 14 P
28 Geordie Kinnear ca D 26 6-1 195 L/- R July 9, 1973 0 G, 0 A, 0 P
10-27 Denny Lambert ca LW 30 5-11 211 L/- 5 January 7, 1970 5 G, 6 A, 11 P
7 Chris McAlpine us D 28 6-0 210 R/- 4 December 1, 1971 0 G, 0 A, 0 P
5 Gord Murphy ca D 32 6-2 195 R/- 11 March 23, 1967 1 G, 10 A, 11 P
36 Rumun Ndur ng D 24 6-2 222 L/- 3 July 7, 1975 1 G, 0 A, 1 P
23 Martin Prochazka cs RW 27 5-11 180 R/- 1 March 3, 1972 0 G, 1 A, 1 P
8 Darryl Shannon ca D 31 6-2 208 L/- 11 June 21, 1968 5 G, 13 A, 18 P
14 Mike Stapleton ca C 33 5-10 183 R/- 12 May 5, 1966 10 G, 12 A, 22 P
13 Patrik Stefan cs C 19 6-2 210 L/- R September 16, 1980 5 G, 20 A, 25 P
39 Per Svartvadet se LW 24 6-1 195 L/- R May 17, 1975 3 G, 4 A, 7 P
No. Player Flag Pos Age Ht Wt S/C Exp Birth Date Summary
11 Dean Sylvester us RW 27 6-2 210 R/- 1 December 30, 1972 16 G, 10 A, 26 P
4 Chris Tamer us D 29 6-2 205 L/- 6 November 17, 1970 2 G, 8 A, 10 P
38 Yannick Tremblay ca D 24 6-2 200 R/- 3 November 15, 1975 10 G, 21 A, 31 P
37 Herbert Vasiljevs su C 23 5-11 180 R/- 1 May 27, 1976 1 G, 0 A, 1 P
3 Sergei Vyshedkevich su D 25 6-0 195 L/- R January 3, 1975 1 G, 3 A, 4 P
42 Ed Ward ca RW 30 6-3 220 R/- 6 November 10, 1969 5 G, 1 A, 6 P
Sooty, Sweep and Sue

Well known UK Children's Entertainers Sooty and Sweep (and occasionally also Sue) frequently grace us with their presence on John's Twitch Stream's including popping in during The Darkroom Twitch Shows, they have also appeared at The Darkroom Live Shows.

Their visits have resulted in the game "You Can't Censor Their Love!" played between the Twitch Chat and John, Sooty and Sweep. Sooty and Sweep talk to John and often they then play various games that end with them "wrestling" on stream. Sometimes Sue joins in. Occasionally they try to "wrestle" with other guest stars like Australian Children's Entertainer Percy Penguin (who was very clear about their boundaries and made sure Sweep understood that it was a No).

## Robbodex

Community Member and Robbodex Creator WitchAngelNekora made sure to include Sooty, Sweep and Sue in the Robbodex.

## Community Fan Art

Created for John's Birthday Stream 2021 by Community Member Aellabrenna Sooty and Sweep were made out of polymer clay and then packed in a handcrafted box that absolutely did Censor their Love. They fit together both to hug and to "wrestle" as they love to do on stream.
David Yikes

*David Yikes is a lemur, he is also what happens if Winnie the Pooh was force-fed stimulants and locked in a Q-Anon forum. It's best to ignore him and his wild conspiracy theories!*

David Yikes makes sporadic appearances in and out of The Conspiracy Room map where he spouts Q-Anon style bullshit.

## Appearance In the Dark Room

David Yikes featured in The Dark Room (twitch show) in a special room called The Conspiracy Room and its accompanying custom maps, this space is shared with 5G Gary.
The Dark Room - Super Competitive Minesweeper (Mini Game)

Created for John by community member RRC\_Dokuro in response to a game of Super Competitive Minesweeper played at a The Dark Room (live show) which was also streamed to the Twitch Channel The Dark Room (twitch show) and refined over a few live plays with chat (and live updates were provided over several streams until the current version was working properly.

Based on the original minesweeper with three levels Easy, Medium and Hard, the refined version tells you how many safe squares and how many flambooms (Flamboyant Potato Bombs) remain.
The Dark Room (live show)

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The Dark Room the World's Only Live Action Video Game, on Tour around the World. In theatre's, comedy club's and at major gaming event's globally. Notable event's include Edinburgh Fringe Festival, UKGE (UK Games Expo), Sci-Fi Weekender and Insomnia Festival, in the UK, as well as touring Australia, South East Asia, and Europe. Due to the Covid-19 Pandemic Touring has been limited to the UK during 2020 and 2021 however, once it is again safe and possible to travel The Dark Room Live will likely resume it's international touring status.

To find out where the next live Show's will be take a look at John's official website here - live dates

## Clips Live Here (Specifically from streams of Live Shows)

### The Stand Glasgow 06/12/2021

Do You Like Cider?

Ya Name's DARREN!

Weird Wall Bothering - Apologise!

If you enjoyed those clips then The Entire Show is HERE!

### The Stand Edinburgh 07/12/2021

An Attempt Was Made At A Dark Room Name

TORTILLA!

TORTILLA! (redux) Bonus points for the end!

One of the Dumbest Things John has Ever Done! - Everyone gets a Fifa

If you enjoyed these clips then The Entire Show is HERE!

## Venue Photos Live Here

### The Stand Edinburgh 07/12/2021

Interval Times

After abusing grown ups for an hour, "Now might be the right time to mention, I'm a children's Author!" John's Book for 8-12 year olds (actually 8-adult year olds) can be found in bookstores, on Amazon and on Audible. More information can be found here.

#### After the interval

The Guardian Sassing The audience

The Guardian Says No

Aussie Mode Activated

Audience Member had a resonant voice and The Guardian briefly showed John's theatre background.

## Frog and Bucket 23/01/2022

###### A Complicated Relationship With Winnie The Pooh

Erm, I will let you watch this one yourselves, no explanation I can give would do it justice.

A Complicated Relationship with Winnie The Pooh

###### A Deeply Consequential Game of Pop-Up Pirate

Yes the childhood game, yes that one, with the pirate and the barrel and the stabbing with swords. And an audience heckling the players with "more stabbing".

Pop Up Pirate

###### The Inaugural Minute Macaroni Game

The first Minute Macaroni Game took place during the second half of this show when John challenged two young audience members to eat cold macaroni cheese straight from the can. The goal was precision, eat the full can as close to one minute as possible. Oliver became the first winner of minute macaroni. John suggested this would be repeated when he next attends the frog and bucket in July. (Faces redacted for privacy)

One Minute Macaroni

## I68 - Insomnia Dark Room

Insomnia Flickr Photo Album from i68, link shared with permission from insomnia gaming festival.

Includes photos from Dark Room for kids and Dark Room

The full Vod of The Dark Room live at Insomnia i68
The White Room (twitch)

The white room is the 3rd level and in this level unlike levels 1 & 2 has a new guardian called The Man Without A Moustache (even though it is on his face the whole time) who says "You can have anything as long as you are pure of heart".

## Lore of The White Room

The Original White Room in 2013 had 16 rooms, each of which had a different weapon. Originally the The Man Without A Moustache had a duck tape moustache. The Original White Room featured a butterfly garden, Alice in Wonderland style. It was supposed to be sinister, absolute madness. Originally a sequel to The Dark Room, The White Room Guardian was said to be have more of a psychological impact on the Darren's who stumbled into his realm.

## White Room Guardian

The Man Without A Moustache is the White Room Guardian. He is a kind spirit that will give you a reward if you are kind to him, he calls everyone his friend and will only answer one very specific question. If you ask for more than one question he considers it to be cheating and not "pure of heart", and he doesn't take kindly to those who are not pure of heart. White Room Guardian can summon Dark Room Guardian and vice versa. White room Guardian told FPG off for interacting with the Darren's (17/07/2020) "get away from them, I won't tell you again".
人员分级介绍

⚠️警告：以下资料需要C级或以上权限

**SCP基金会伊鲁恩分部对于人员的编级是基于他们有多接近潜在的危险项目，个体或现象。**

**D级人员**

D级人员是可消耗人员，他们负责直接操作极端危险的异常SCP。D级人员通常来自全世界的监狱里的有暴力犯罪背景的囚犯，特别是那些被判死刑的。在紧急情况下，伊鲁恩分部可在13号协议允许下从其他来源寻找代替品-诸如政治犯，难民，或可以合理否认的情况下的平民。D级人员应在管理员或医疗人员的指导下进行例行强制精神评估并在每月末实行一次至少B级强度的记忆消除，或是在每月末执行处决。安全人员可在认为有必要的情况下处决D级人员。

**C级人员**

C级人员可以直接接触大部分被认为不是太有敌意或威胁的异常。C级人员可能会直接接触潜在的意志影响或模因媒介，安全人员在认为有必要时应让其接受强制隔离或精神评估。若发生收容失效或敌对势力攻击基金会设施的情况，非战斗C级人员应马上到安全的锁定区域报到，若发生收容失效或其他灾害事件，则应在安全人员的指示下撤出。

**B级人员**

B级人员对于基金会的局部行动是必不可少的，并只能接触那些经过了检疫的，或清除了任何潜在意志影响或模因媒介的项目，个体和异常。若发生收容失效或敌对势力攻击基金会设施的情况，B级人员应尽快被疏散到一个指定的，安全的位置。

**A级人员**

A级人员是那些被视为对基金会战略性行动必不可少的人员，并在任何情况下都不允许直接接触异常。当情况需要A级人员直接接近此类异常（诸如设施放置有收容单位的例子），A级人员将不被允许进入收容此类异常的设施区域并一直呆在安全区域内。若发生紧急情况，A级人员应马上疏散到一个指定的和安全的位置。

**在伊鲁恩分部中，A、B、C级人员除了等级以外还会分配相应的职务头衔，具体职务如下，必须选择一个。**

1. 收容专家**（仅限A、B级人员）**：收容专家有两个主要职责。首先，对异常项目，个体或现象的异常活动状态进行判断评估。其次是安排建立初次收容，负责将SCP调配到相应的场所。

2. 研究员**（仅限A、B、C级人员）**：从全世界最聪明和最好的科学研究家中挑选而出，其专业涵盖所有领域，从化学和植物学到神秘学或擅长领域是诸如物理学和外太空生物学等。

3. 外勤特工**（仅限B、C级人员）**：外勤特工是基金会的眼睛和耳朵，他们被训练搜索和调查异常活动的踪迹，经常潜伏在当地或地方警务部门或当地业务部门中，诸如紧急医疗服务和自治组织。

4. 安全人员**（仅限C级人员）**：简称为守卫，负责维护基金会计划，行动，和人员的物理和信息安全。主要从全世界的军事，警务部门和监狱设施人员中选拔，他们同时也站在基金会设施对抗外部入侵者的第一线。

5. 机动特遣队员**（仅限C级人员）**：机动特遣队由基金会中抽调的老练安全人员组成。这些特遣队被派遣处理特定性质的威胁，不但有各种领域的外勤研究专家来处理特定性质的异常，而且也有重武装战斗单位来确保某一性质的敌对异常个体。

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You Can't Censor Their Love!

"You Can't Censor Their Love!" is a game played between twitch chat and John and Children's Entertainers Sooty and Sweep where chat use their Darren Token's to redeem rewards that cover section's of the stream and hopefully block Sooty and Sweeps "wrestling" from view. Usually to cries of "you have ruined my childhood".

This was reflected in Community Fan Art created for John's 2021 Birthday Stream.

Some Fan art created by AellaBrenna was turned into a new emote specifically for this twitch game.
American Shitcom

Funny Neighbour has their very own show, with classic episodes such as:

* Episode 1 - The Boss Is Coming To Dinner But Our Wackey Neighbour Is Staying Here Because His Apartment Is Being Fumagated
* Episode 2 - Someone Has Somebody Over For A Date But There's A Random Guy Next Door Shouting Something About A Dark Room
* Episode 3 - No Title Given
* Episode 4 - The Shitty City
* Episode 5 - World Famous Astronaut
* Episode 6 - That's Not My Douche
* Episode 7 - The Episode That Jumps the Shark and Has Everyone Sing Like a Dollar Store Knockoff of a Broadway Musical
* Episode 8 - The Republican National Convention
* Episode 9 - Whacky Next Door Neighbour Is The New Voice Of Alexa
* Episode 10 - The Flumps
* Episode 11 - Papa Lazarou Comes To Visit
* Episode 12 - Neighbour Is Addicted To Flumps And Interrupts An Argument About Whether Hands Are Arms
* Episode 13 - The Audience Rebels
* Episode 14 - The One Where They’re All Mimes.
* Episode 15 - Bedtime Sea Creatures
* Episode 16 - Where Are My Car Keys
* Episode 17 - The One That Gets Banned

The One That Gets Banned is the canonical last episode of the show due to it's offensive content and resulting broadcasting ban. All episodes broadcast after The One That Gets Banned are simply re-runs that were originally broadcast on another channel.

* Episode 18 - But Doctor Our Wacky Neighbour \*IS\* Pagliacci!
* Episode 19 - The Car Keys Are Found

The Car Keys Are Found is canonically the final episode of it's season (although which season it is unknown) and features the marriage breakdown of two of the main cast characters.

* Episode 20 - The One That's An Anime
* Episode 21 - The Australian Crossover Episode
* Episode 22 - The One Where Limmy Raids The Show.
* Episode 23 - The Neighbour Wants Them To Watch Star Trek With Him But They Prefer Star Wars
* Episode 24 - A Sexy Accident Happens With A Beard
* Episode 25 - Untitled Goose Sitcom
Carolina Hurricanes

# Information

The Carolina Hurricanes are a professional ice hockey team based in Raleigh, North Carolina, USA. They compete in the  All-Time Fantasy Hockey League. The Carolina Hurricanes play their home games at the RBC Center .

# History

## Draft History

### Compensation Draft

1 Selection for Arturs Irbe

1 Selection for Ron Francis

1 Selection for Sami Kapanen

## Initial Starting Roster

The Initial Starting Roster is based on the 2002-03 Carolina Hurricanes Roster NHL Roster.

### DEFENSE

RAW List

27 Craig Adams bn RW 25 6-0 197 R/- 2 April 26, 1977 6 G, 12 A, 18 P

14 Kevyn Adams us C 28 6-1 200 R/- 5 October 8, 1974 9 G, 9 A, 18 P

13 Bates Battaglia us LW 27 6-2 205 L/- 5 December 13, 1975 5 G, 14 A, 19 P

47 Ryan Bayda ca LW 22 5-11 185 L/- R December 9, 1980 4 G, 10 A, 14 P

36 Jesse Boulerice us RW 24 6-2 215 R/- 1 August 10, 1978 2 G, 1 A, 3 P

55 Pavel Brendl cs RW 21 6-1 204 R/- 1 March 23, 1981 0 G, 1 A, 1 P

17 Rod Brind'Amour ca C 32 6-1 205 L/- 13 August 9, 1970 14 G, 23 A, 37 P

26 Erik Cole us RW 24 6-2 210 L/- 1 November 6, 1978 14 G, 13 A, 27 P

11 Jeff Daniels ca C 34 6-1 200 L/- 11 June 24, 1968 0 G, 4 A, 4 P

39 Brad DeFauw us LW 25 6-2 220 L/- R November 10, 1977 3 G, 0 A, 3 P

15 Harold Druken ca C 24 6-0 200 L/- 3 January 26, 1979 0 G, 1 A, 1 P

28 Steven Halko ca D 28 6-1 200 R/- 5 March 8, 1974 0 G, 0 A, 0 P

6 Bret Hedican us D 32 6-2 210 L/- 11 August 10, 1970 3 G, 14 A, 17 P

42 Jeff Heerema ca RW 23 6-2 212 R/- R January 17, 1980 3 G, 0 A, 3 P

22 Sean Hill us D 32 6-0 204 R/- 10 February 14, 1970 5 G, 24 A, 29 P

20 Jan Hlavac cs LW 26 6-0 201 L/- 3 September 20, 1976 9 G, 15 A, 24 P

37 Tomas Kurka cs LW 21 5-11 190 L/- R December 14, 1981 3 G, 2 A, 5 P

20 Darren Langdon ca LW 32 6-1 205 L/- 8 January 8, 1971 0 G, 0 A, 0 P

12 Craig MacDonald ca LW 25 6-1 201 L/- 2 April 7, 1977 1 G, 3 A, 4 P

71 Tomas Malec cs D 20 6-2 193 L/- R May 13, 1982 0 G, 2 A, 2 P

5 Marek Malik cs D 27 6-6 235 L/- 7 June 24, 1975 0 G, 2 A, 2 P

92 Jeff O'Neill ca LW 26 6-1 195 R/- 7 February 23, 1976 30 G, 31 A, 61 P

25 Bruno St. Jacques ca D 22 6-2 216 L/- 1 August 22, 1980 2 G, 5 A, 7 P

52 Damian Surma us C 22 5-10 200 L/- R January 22, 1981 1 G, 0 A, 1 P

62 Jaroslav Svoboda cs LW 22 6-2 190 L/- 1 June 1, 1980 3 G, 11 A, 14 P

21 David Tanabe us D 22 6-1 212 R/- 3 July 19, 1980 3 G, 10 A, 13 P

63 Josef Vasicek cs C 22 6-5 214 L/- 2 September 12, 1980 10 G, 10 A, 20 P

19 Radim Vrbata cs LW 21 6-1 194 R/- 1 June 13, 1981 5 G, 0 A, 5 P

7 Niclas Wallin se D 27 6-3 220 L/- 2 February 20, 1975 2 G, 8 A, 10 P

4 Aaron Ward ca D 30 6-2 209 R/- 8 January 17, 1973 3 G, 6 A, 9 P

29 Mike Watt ca LW 26 6-2 212 L/- 4 March 31, 1976 0 G, 0 A, 0 P

2 Glen Wesley ca D 34 6-1 207 L/- 15 October 2, 1968 1 G, 7 A, 8 P

16 Tommy Westlund se RW 28 6-0 210 R/- 3 December 29, 1974 0 G, 0 A, 0 P

46 Mike Zigomanis ca C 22 6-0 200 R/- R January 17, 1981 2 G, 1 A, 3 P
5G Gary

5G Gary is a very rarely seen character due to his "Incel", "Nice Guy", "Conspiracy Theorist" style mannerisms. Twitch have banned the words "Incel" and "Simp", to protect online communities and this may have influenced his being seen less often.

He's very angry at the world for women not wanting to date him, believes that Corona causes 5G and that the illuminati controls the world. He has no difficulty in telling you exactly what you should think, despite protesting that the government shouldn't.

## The Dark Room Appearances

5G Gary has appeared in The Dark Room (twitch show) in a special room called The Conspiracy Room. He shares this space and accompanying custom map with David Yikes an equally unpleasant character.
Laurence Gold

With a deeply pessimistic view of his students and humanity at large, Laurence Gold is a former goth turned physical-education teacher. Perpetually smoking clove cigarettes (*which are known to be natural painkillers*) and referring to his students as his "little Columbines" (in reference to the Columbine High-School massacre), Laurence Gold has many deeply concerning thoughts about the future of education and humanity at large.
Quebec Nordiques

# Information

The Quebec Nordiques are a professional ice hockey team based in Quebec City, Quebec, CAN. They compete in the  All-Time Fantasy Hockey League. The Quebec Nordiques play their home games at the Quebec Coliseum .

# History

## Draft History

### Compensation Draft

1 Selection for Greg Millen

1 Selection for Ron Tugnutt

## Initial Starting Roster

The Initial Starting Roster is based on the 1989-90 Quebec Nordiques NHL Roster.

### DEFENSE

RAW List

17 Greg Adams ca LW 29 6-1 190 L/- 9 May 31, 1960

21 Jamie Baker ca C 23 6-0 195 L/- R August 31, 1966

22 Jeff Brown ca D 23 6-1 204 R/- 4 April 30, 1966

2 Joe Cirella ca D 26 6-3 210 R/- 8 May 9, 1963

32 Lucien DeBlois ca LW 32 5-11 200 R/- 12 June 21, 1957

33 Daniel Dore ca RW 19 6-3 202 R/- R April 9, 1970

28 Mario Doyon ca D 21 6-0 174 R/- 1 August 27, 1968

29 Steven Finn ca D 23 6-0 191 L/- 4 August 20, 1966

43 Bryan Fogarty ca D 20 6-2 206 L/- R June 11, 1969

9 Marc Fortier ca RW 23 6-0 192 R/- 2 February 26, 1966

23 Paul Gillis ca LW 26 5-11 198 L/- 7 December 31, 1963

16 Michel Goulet ca LW 29 6-1 195 L/- 10 April 21, 1960

5 Jari Gronstrand fi D 27 6-3 195 L/- 3 November 14, 1962

6 Stephane Guerard ca D 21 6-2 198 L/- 1 April 12, 1968

18 Mike Hough ca LW 26 6-1 197 L/- 3 February 6, 1963

28 Tony Hrkac ca C 23 5-10 190 L/- 2 July 7, 1966

25 Jeff Jackson ca LW 24 6-1 195 L/- 5 April 24, 1965

11 Iiro Jarvi fi LW 24 6-1 198 L/- 1 March 23, 1965

17 Kevin Kaminski ca C 20 5-10 190 L/- 1 March 13, 1969

15 Darin Kimble ca RW 21 6-2 210 R/- 1 November 22, 1968

10 Guy Lafleur ca RW 38 6-0 185 R/- 15 September 20, 1951

17 Brian Lawton us LW 24 6-0 180 L/- 6 June 29, 1965

7 Curtis Leschyshyn ca D 20 6-1 207 L/- 1 September 21, 1969

20 Claude Loiselle ca C 26 5-11 195 L/- 8 May 29, 1963

44 Mario Marois ca D 32 5-11 190 R/- 12 December 15, 1957

14 Tony McKegney ca RW 31 6-0 200 L/- 11 February 15, 1958

12 Ken McRae ca RW 21 6-1 195 R/- 2 April 23, 1968

48 Max Middendorf us RW 22 6-4 210 R/- 2 August 18, 1967

22 Stephane Morin ca C 20 6-0 174 L/- R March 27, 1969

24 Michel Petit ca D 25 6-1 205 R/- 7 February 12, 1964

24 Robert Picard ca D 32 6-2 207 L/- 12 May 25, 1957

41 Jean-Marc Richard ca D 23 5-11 178 L/- 1 October 8, 1966

14 Jean-Marc Routhier ca RW 21 6-2 190 R/- R February 2, 1968

19 Joe Sakic ca C 20 5-11 195 L/- 1 July 7, 1969

21 Everett Sanipass ca LW 21 6-2 204 L/- 3 February 13, 1968

27 Jaroslav Sevcik cs LW 24 5-9 170 R/- R May 15, 1965

5 Brent Severyn ca LW 23 6-2 211 L/- R February 22, 1966

4 Greg Smyth ca D 23 6-3 212 R/- 3 April 23, 1966

26 Peter Stastny (C) cs C 33 6-1 200 L/- 9 September 18, 1956

27 Mark Vermette ca RW 22 6-1 203 R/- 1 October 3, 1967

17 Dan Vincelette ca LW 22 6-2 202 L/- 2 August 1, 1967

6 Craig Wolanin us D 22 6-4 215 L/- 4 July 27, 1967
Bread Abuse

Bread is a human food staple prepared from flour, dough and water which is then baked and obviously never *ever* eaten by people.

Bread is entirely unsafe in Johns house; whether it's the tearing and destruction of the bag (there's literally a bloody opening in the top of it John!) or his reckless show of *101 uses you shouldn't have for bread*, one thing's for sure, he isn't eating it!

## Fris-Bread

A game first invented by D.A.D. to keep the kids amused In the Year of our John 2020. Either D.A.D. or John Robertson himself will throw a slice of bread at Darren or the Kids, and they will have to try and catch it! This usually ends, much like a game of frisbee from which the game derives it's name, with somebody *getting hit in the face*.

## Bread Hat

If you can't figure out how to play bread-hat you're probably too young to be reading this Wiki. A game originally thought up by D.A.D. but also played by John Robertson, bread-hat is when we are given a slice of bread.... as a *hat*.... Good work keeping it so carefully balanced on your *oddly camera shaped head!*

## Bread Birthing

When the lovely **lola\_kitsune92** announced in the chat that she and **AdonisNimbus** had gone into labour, John took it upon himself to give the chat a demonstration of the birthing process and, once again, the bread had to suffer. If you've seen that once scene in Ace Ventura it's that, but with John's head, and a slice of bread...

## Breadals

A breadal is like a medal, but it's made out of bread!

## *101 Uses You Shouldn't Have for Bread*

*We at the RobbotronWikia do not condone any of the following:*

1. Example

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Heinrich von Voiceover

The well known German thespian and true and original voice of Pingu, Heinrich von Voiceover is recognisable for his petite Moscot Zolman inspired glasses and deeply thick Germanic accent - Heinrich von Voiceover is truly committed to the process of delivering the most intense and excellent of Noots as a method actor.

Though he can speak for hours at length at how he achieves these noots (with the methodology changing every single time), he would prefer you do not talk about the war.

He widely credited with revolutionising cornflake commercials during the 1960's.

## Other Performances

* Played all characters in the famous film Why did the child take four days to come out of the woman?
	+ The child's name was Hans Gruber (which translates to Dante)
	+ Is happy to perform the emergence of the Dante the holy child, with ruthless German efficiency
	+ He often recalls camping with his father in the wilds of Heidenberg, and the windiness of the tents to inform the methodology of his depiction of the miracle of birth, along with the exact day of his birth and his realization of existence and its complex pain. This performance is very exhausting for him.
	+ If the holy child Dante does not emerge as he does, Heinrich insists he is not a good actor - though only time will tell.
	+ Upside down and screaming is the correct way to be born.
	+ ***NOOT NOOT NOOOT NOOT NOOT***

## Lore/Fan theory:

A number of fans believe Heinrich von Voiceover was formerly one of the Noot & NootNoot guards for Queen Scuttles - and adopted the name Heinrich upon escaping his home country following the great schism.
Imperi Purpura

L'**Imperi Purpura**, l'**Imperi de les Colònies** o el **Domini de Mythus Lurechia**, va ser un govern galàctic regional assentat a les Colònies, i amb capital a Procopia, que va tenir una forta influencia de la cultura procopiana.

L'Imperi purpura va aconseguir el suport de bona part de les Colònies, gràcies el ressentiment d'aquests amb el Nucli i la promesa d'una major presència en els assumptes galàctics.
Adventures Abroad

*John's adventures in other countries, including phone walkabout streams and live shows from other countries. For convenience, the data is organized by country and year.*

## 2023 Singapore

The Dark Room Live from Singapore 13/01/2023

The Dark Room Live from Singapore Night 2 14/01/2023

Singapore walkabout 1.1 14/01/2023

Singapore walkabout 1.2 14/01/2023

Singapore walkabout 1.3 14/01/2023

Singapore walkabout 2.1 15/01/2023

Singapore walkabout 2.2 15/01/2023

Singapore walkabout 2.3 15/01/2023

Singapore walkabout 2.4 15/01/2023

Singapore walkabout 3.1 16/01/2023

Singapore walkabout 3.2 16/01/2023

Singapore walkabout 4.1 17/01/2023

Singapore walkabout 4.2 17/01/2023

Singapore walkabout 4.3 17/01/2023

Back in Singapore for Round 2

Rainy Singapore walkabout 1.0 24/01/2023

Rainy Singapore walkabout 2.1 25/01/2023

Rainy Singapore walkabout 2.2 25/01/2023

Daytime Singapore on TheNeoKELELims Twitch here Gardens by the bay with @Robbotron 6th day of the Year of the Rabbit! 27/01/2023

## 2023 Kuala Lumpur Malaysia

Streaming from a hotel in Kuala Lumpur 20/01/2023

Streaming from a hotel in Kuala Lumpur - talking about Lunar New Year 22/01/2023
SCP-IL-0026 双面镜

项目编号：SCP-IL-0026/双面镜

项目等级：Thaumiel

特殊收容措施：

SCP-IL-0026被收容在一间大小为5m x 10m的房间内。配备设施包括一把轮椅、一张入墙式单人床及床上用品、一把普通木质座椅(供与项目接触的人员使用)、一张简易折叠桌，以及SCP-IL-0026要求的书籍与绘画用电子设备等物品。房间内配备6个高清监视摄像头，十八个隐藏录音设备。SCP-IL-0026在床上入眠的时间并不固定，睡眠时长也不固定，偶尔会翻阅书籍或使用电子设备绘画。在项目没有处于入睡状态的时间里，每隔2小时会派遣一名D级成员与其接触，接触方式大多数为“普通谈话”，偶尔在项目允许的情况下，人员可与其进行肢体接触。

项目描述：

SCP-IL-0026外观是一位“普通人类女性”，特点为末端稍稍弯曲的黑色及肩直发，金色虹膜，外表无可观测到的肢体残缺。在触感和视觉上，SCP-IL-0026体征一切正常，触感上的体温与脉搏和普通人类接近，但分部持有的一切体温计与心电监护仪都无法测量出SCP-IL-0026的数据，仪器显示SCP-IL-0026并无任何生命体征。

SCP-IL-0026极度危险，表面上她是一个虚弱且温柔的人类女性，但其自称(大部分研究员也认同)自身具备双重人格。项目一直以相对温和的人格A与所有人员进行接触，人格B在████、██████等多重事件中曾表现出强烈的进攻性。SCP-IL-0026曾在多位D级人员及几位C级人员面前短暂地失去控制，也曾在独处的时候突然进入激怒状态。

SCP-IL-0026的异常表现主要与她说出的话相关，但项目在不同的状态下，异常表现也有着极大区别。SCP-IL-0026的人格A很少使用强烈语气，大部分时候，事实与情况会按照她所说的话反向实现，但触发异常的条件并不明确，书写叙述则并无这种效果。项目曾在█████时写下：她无法控制自己说出的话，比起“故意说反话”，那些语句更像是“在出口的瞬间被改变了”。对于SCP-IL-0026的人格B，数据并不完善，但有限的资料表明，人格B基本上只会使用祈使与命令语气，通常只会说短语，并且人格B所说的话一定会以正向的形式实现。

负责该项目的研究员小组大部分由经验丰富的心理学专家组成，大多数小组成员认同“项目SCP-IL-0026具备双重人格”，但仍有部分成员反对这一点。持不同意见的小组成员们的口述与文本记录都表明，SCP-IL-0026“个性强硬、谎话连篇、非常没有耐心、偏执且易怒”，“双重人格只是SCP-IL-0026的伪装”， ████████、████等事件记录也为这种意见提供了证据。但无论真相如何，A级收容专家表明，面对SCP-IL-0026这种高危项目，对其采取的措施必须柔和，并且需要在接触时尽量规避那些会刺激到她的言论。

负责此项目的A级收容专家为SCP-IL-0026取的代号为“double sided mirror(双面镜)”。据SCP-IL-0026表明，她拥有一个人类的名字“████████”，但目前观测表明，SCP-IL-0026更加喜欢这个代号。

大部分时间SCP-IL-0026会在收容措施中配备的轮椅上静坐，在项目人员并未与其对话的时候，SCP-IL-0026可静坐时间最长达到过███小时。

回收记录：

①██年█月█日，SCP-IL-0026出现在██市附近的国家公园中，第一位赶到现场的外勤特工表明，从项目被发现至收容专家与项目进行首次接触的时间里，SCP-IL-0026以一种相当扭曲的姿势被“穿刺”在一棵树的树冠中，头部、颈部、躯干、手臂、足部都被粗细不一的树枝贯穿。这情形开始时被普通人类定义为极度恶劣的谋杀事件，直到警察们试图把“尸体”从树上拆下时，才发现SCP-IL-0026仍旧存在反应。在SCP-IL-0026对爬到她身边的人说了“██████████”之后，那位警察被以相同的姿势穿刺在了旁边的另一棵树上，且另一棵树的构造与形态被完全改变成了SCP-IL-0026所在的那棵树的样子。后续的收容行动之中，SCP-IL-0026大部分时间用纸笔与收容专家进行沟通，收容过程顺利，SCP-IL-0026对收容行动相当配合。

②██年█月█日，SCP-IL-0026开始接受每隔2小时进行一次的人员访问，至██年█月█日为止，约度过了七百六十三个自然日。SCP-IL-0026在此期间共计收容失效2次，实施攻击行为69次，损耗人员共计972名，其中D级人员654名(其中有124名被处决)，机动特遣队员318名。SCP-IL-0026在████事件中曾展示出“未曾发声便引发异常”的特殊情况，在场死亡的79名机动特遣队员和163名D级人员无法回收尸体，SCP-IL-0026将人员们以肉泥的形式挤压在一条走廊之中，并且用其涂抹了房间的墙壁和天花板。

③SCP-IL-0026自被成功收容后至今，一直维持着每两周写信，并将信以转交的形式传达给负责她的A级收容专家。使用的纸笔皆为临时发放的普通信纸与中性笔，SCP-IL-0026对此并无异议。这些书信由A级收容专家本人严密保管，无任何异常。

④不可对SCP-IL-0026实施任何强制性措施。束缚、电击、冷热武器在████事件中曾被实施过，数据显示SCP-IL-0026对此极度反感，███████████████████████████并██████“█████，以██████迎接，██，█████，亡█████████……”此后收容专家█博士严令禁止人员在与SCP-IL-0026接触时携带任何尖锐物品。

⑤SCP-IL-0026曾与SCP-IL-0326接触，相关录像(已经过安全处理)以附加文件的形式保存在上层文件夹中。

附录及脚注：

详见附加文档及视频。
D.A.D (Robbodex)

Dad in his 3 main forms: D.A.D (Right), Bear Hug Mode (Left), and Dadshido Mode (Center)

**Class:**Main Guardian

**Location:**D.A.D Room, Level 4 (W/ Catchphrase: "G'Day,Kids!"), Sunday Lunch With Yer Dad

**Status:**Active (And will never die,cause he is the BEST Dad! But he might slink off to be alone if you hurt him on accident.)

***Robbodex Entry (Standard):** This kind-hearted Divorced Aussie Dad will do anything for his kiddos,will cook them all a yummy feed of whatever he feels like cooking,and will sneak his kids some sweets such as biscuits,choccies,or anything he has on hand at the time. Just don't ever bring up his past or...Uncle Terry. Why? Cause TERRY IS A BUM SAUSAGE.*

***Bear Hug Mode:**AHHH! Dad's here to give you a big bear hug! His bear hugs are filled with love,warmth and lots of comfort for anyone that needs it! The paws are also used to get stuff out from the oven. Don't worry,he won't hurt himself,as the paws are full of Dad Magic!*

***Dadshido Mode:** Dad follows the path of Dadshido: The Ancient Way of keeping Children safe from evil Bum Sausage folk, and wields a mighty sword in his hands...but he won't hurt a soul,just scare them poopless with the sword.*

* Dad has a special form: ChickenDAD, whenever Bantam the Chicken appears. This form has only appeared once, but he has also been Kevin-Dad due to an accidental fusion of Super Genki Neko Kevin-Chan (He only appeared for 2 minutes), and PanDAD....but we don't speak of that one,as it brings up too many painful memories.

* When he is on his "Special Juice", he has a tendency of singing off-key and being a bit of a goofball,which ends up with the kiddos being very worried about him.
The Pepsibration

*In the Year of Our John 2021 a challenge was issued prior to the 50hr Stream to celebrate with a Pepsi Hot Tub Stream. For various reasons this could not happen immediately after the 50hr stream. Instead it became a special event/dual celebration for the 50hr Stream and for the end of a goal the community helped John achieve over a three month period of time. There was some discussion about referring to this as The Dark Times That We Do Not Discuss but the simple truth is it was an absolute delight. And it was very Artsy.*

*"Putting That Art's Degree To Good Use" - John Robertson November 2021.*

## Video Clips from The Pepsibration

Arthouse Style is always delightful

Do you like art? This is Art!

Pepsi Perigee 1 and 2

A Metaphor For Life

Aussie Robbo
FPG

FPG, also known as the Flamboyant Potato Gimp. The FPG was the very first masked character on stream, even before Eck-Who.

The FPG mask arrived on Saturday 27th June 2020. And was John mentioned adding FPG to the darkroom that evening.

Member of the The Mod Collective Ms.Moses was the one who sent the FPG Mask, and the FPG (Flamboyant Potato Gimp/ Gremlin/Goblin, the name can interchange) is a "Glitch in the System" style character that can pop in and out at random times, can fuse with other characters without warning, and is known as the "Muscle" of the Dark Room as he can kick out the Darren if they're being too chaotic.

The Flamboyant Potato Gimp speaks 'Maluffering' - a blend of Malice and Suffering.
The Disastrous Life of Pepsi Chan

The Disastrous Life of Pepsi Chan is an ongoing mini anime style series created by Mr John Robertson on Twitch Channel Robbotron as a result of a Saturday Christmas Gift of Some googly eyes being applied to some nearby Pepsi max and Pepsi max cherry bottles and a throw away joke made by Community Member Hanshera.

The main recurring theme of the story is that Maxxu-Kun wishes to declare his love for Pepsi-Chan however every time he tries he is put into a coma by either her over protective father, or later on by her step mother Lady Metatarsals. Pepsi-Chan also has an Evil Twin called Cherry-Chan who appears in some episodes.

    The Dating Sim version of The Disastrous Life of Pepsi-Chan made it into The Dark Room (twitch show) as a side map adventure.

As the story progressed more characters were added including Lady Metatarsals who became a firm fan favourite with her Catch Phrase "I will tread on you!". Whisky Senpai was a short term character.

## Clips

The Disastrous Life of Pepsi-Chan And Maxxu-Kun

## Community Cosplay

Community Member WitchAngelNekora began a Cosplay for Pepsi-Chan in June 2021. She also created sprites of the pepsi bottles.
2017 Football Roster

## 2017 Football

Alex Speer - WR/LB

Ben Fischer - WR

Blake Plombon - WR/CB

Charlie Gallenberger - WR/CB

Jake Krebs - OL/DL

Jeff Long - QB

Kevin Bright - OL/DL

Matt Wood - OL/CB

Mike Welf - OL

Nick Fragale - OL/LB

Nick Larson - WR/CB

Nik Sell - QB/DL

Pat Wicklund - OL/DL

Sam Gallenberger - WR/S

Spencer Wollman - WR/CB

Steven Wood - OL/DL

Ty Schuelke - WR/CB

Vinnie DeCenzo - OL/DL

Zach Nelson - WR/DL
Highlighted Song Covers

*This page is just a space to find links to the various songs John sings on stream that our wonderful Queen Modtato has highlighted for us.*

John wearing the DAD-O'Lantern Helmet and Singing related songs

Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West) [Nick Cave style remix]

Pour Me A Pimms, Satan - A John Robertson Original Song

Master of the Stream (Le Mis Parody by FairFaxZake)

Rammstein Poppins A Spoonful of Sugar

Part of Your World (The Little Mermaid)

The Fuckloaf Anthem - I don't Wanna Grow Up Cover (Tom Waits)

The Hammster Dance (that old 90's meme)

I dreamed a dream (Le Mis) John Robertson Style

Tom Waits "No one knows I'm Gone"

IDWGU (Tom Waits) by John

27/10/2021 The best version of IDWGU that John has ever done (Full version)

Tom Crosbie, We believe in You! (Song)

Tom Crosbie, We believe in You (Part 2) (Song)

## 2022 Song's

John and Octy - Dead Ringer For Love

(Full Show with some Songs Sunday 20/02/2022 - Karaoke Songs and Old Quiz Games)

(Full Show with some Songs Monday 21/02/2022 - Chat and Karaoke Songs)

Karaoke - Red Right Hand

Karaoke - Stagger Lee

Karaoke - Seven Nation Army

Green Screen Karaoke - My Heart Will Go On

Leaky's Bar Show Song - Twitch - not a cover, original John

Tom Jones Karaoke: Sex Bomb - Twitch

Tom Jones Karaoke: She's A Lady - Twitch

Tom Jones Karaoke: It's Not Unusual - Twitch

Tom Jones Karaoke: Burning Down The House - Twitch

Tom Jones Karaoke (Whole Set) - Twitch

Johnny Cash: Hurt
Isaiah Fagar

**Isaiah Fagar** va ser un gran jedi dedicar a l'introducció d'esgrima als padawans nens al Temple jedi.

Va sobreviure a l'Ordre 66 i va aconseguir fugir amb un grup de padawans nens, però eventualment els nens van morir i el mestre Fagar va caure en una dura depressió. Amb els anys va anar caient en la demència i va acabar vivint com un captaire a Bespin.

El 2 ABY, Isaiah Fagar va ser trobar-se amb Julian Langarak, un exinquisidor convertit en jedi que volia restaurar l'Orde Jedi. Isaiah Fagar va acompanyar-lo a l'Enclau jedi de Dantooine pero va continuar amb la seva demència.

Finalment, Isaiah va recuperar la cordura el 3 DBY i va convertir-se en un membre actiu de la Nova Orde Jedi de Dantooine.

## **Aparicions**

* *STAR WARS: Preses i fugitius - Rol I*
* *STAR WARS Al Marge del Imperi - Rol 41 DEUTES PENDENTS* (Primera aparició)
* *STAR WARS Al Marge del Imperi - Rol 42 LA TRAVESSIA AMARGA*
* *STAR WARS Al Marge del Imperi - Rol 42 LA PAGA COBRADA*
* *STAR WARS Al Marge del Imperi - Rol 52 LA CAIGUDA DEL JEDI*
* *STAR WARS Al Marge del Imperi - Rol 55 NEGOCIACIONS IL·LEGALS*
Pissed Commander Ben

Also known as PCB, Ben is a part of The Royal Court and "official defender of the Royal Chicken" AKA Queen Scuttles.

Growing up Ben always wanted to be a defender of the monarch; however, it wasn't until after he's worked his way up the ranks that he realised the queen was a hen! It's no wonder he drinks!

After being applied to the scales we can now officially state that PCB weighs the length of his depressing military service.
SCP-IL-0066 厨师长艾玛

项目编号：SCP-IL-0066/厨师长艾玛

项目等级：Safe

特殊收容措施：SCP-IL-0066被安置在基金会伊鲁恩分部一间改造过的套房内，其内部装潢参考了SCP-IL-0066未被收容前的住所并进行定期维护，套房内配备一间标准中式餐厅后厨及所需料理器具以及专业灭火设备。套房内应配备不少于六个摄像头以随时观察SCP-IL-0066的活动情况，一旦发现任何不合常理的操作应立即进行阻止。SCP-IL-0066在有四级权限及以上的人员批准下可由不超过两名的D级武装人员陪同下在设施内进行活动，除此以外，SCP-IL-0066在任何时间内都被禁止私下与其他人员互动，一旦发现应立即处决。

SCP-IL-0066曾对收容所提出以下请求：

每周一次的食材补充（通过）

一套产自██的全套刀具（通过）

戈登.拉姆齐的美食节目合集（否决）

三套合身的厨师服（通过）

书籍“一百道家常菜”（否决）

一只长毛猫（否决）

一只最为食材使用的大熊猫（否决）

项目描述：SCP-IL-0066是一名名为“艾玛”的26岁亚洲女性，身高181cm，性格开朗友善，可以与人正常交流。SCP-IL-0066拥有超出常人的料理技能及知识储备，并且对烹饪有着近乎狂热的热情。SCP-IL-0066曾在要求下连续44个个小时持续烹饪了超过3000道不同的菜肴，食用者无一例外的对SCP-IL-0066制作的食物给予赞赏，并在接下来的三个小时内心情高度愉悦。

SCP-IL-0066可以满足任何料理要求，包括到食材，口味，温度以及风味的调整，即使在食材有限的情况下也能满足需求。SCP-IL-0066曾在仅提供一样食材的情况下完成了一道完整菜肴，在经过多项鉴定后，研究人员判断食材组织结构与成分均与所提供的食材相同，一名D级人员品尝后证明菜品可食用且无害，并且风味与要求的菜品相同。

SCP-IL-0066在收容初期曾展现焦虑，愤怒，悲伤等负面情绪，并且有不同程度的自残倾向。在与其进行沟通并满足其烹饪欲望后SCP-IL-0066的情绪明显有所好转，在提供申请并批准后，SCP-IL-0066现每日可为设施内拥有2级及以下权限的工作人员提供准许范围内的食物。

回收记录：SCP-IL-0066被发现于█████，██市的一家餐馆内，项目被发现时正在后厨保养刀具且心情愉悦，而所有进食了SCP-IL-0066所烹饪的一道名为█████的料理后的在场人员均展现出了不同程度的暴力，嗜血，自残，以及破坏等倾向。据SCP-IL-0066当时的雇主描述，他曾要求SCP-IL-0066开发一道“人们为之疯狂”的新菜肴。事后所有在场人员均接受了药物治疗及B级记忆清除，而SCP-IL-0066则自愿被收容。

附录及脚注：

附录#0066-1：在SCP基金会伊鲁恩分部管理员阿斯兰博士的批准下，███博士，██博士，█████博士及███博士于██年█月██日得以展开针对SCP-IL-0066的多项研究。但在经历过两次事故后研究便被迫终止，之后在制定了一系列禁止事项后，SCP-IL-0066得以重新为设施内人员提供食物。参与研究的所有人员均应对研究结果保密，且只有拥有四级及以上权限人员可查阅。

附录#0066-2：在██年█月██日，SCP-IL-0066被安排进一间配备完善灭火及烹饪设施的房间内接受研究，房间一面墙上安装占用面积百分之五十的单向防爆玻璃方便研究人员观察。研究人员通过麦克风在房间外与SCP-IL-0066进行对话，在未提供食材的情况下，要求SCP-IL-0066以████为原材料进行烹饪。SCP-IL-0066在经历了长达五分钟的沉默后接受了该要求，之后SCP-IL-0066无故消失长达半个小时，最终携带了少量新鲜食材回到房间内进行烹饪。经检验其所带来的食材不属于任何一种地球上的已知品种，在由一名D级人员食用后表示口味“和普通的料理一样”，但在两个小时候，该D级人员外表与个性突然产生异常，力量增加且极具破坏性。该事故造成6名镇压人员伤亡，研究结果证明SCP-IL-0066确实可以满足关于烹饪的一切需求，但暂时无从知晓在其消失的半小时内发生了什么，剩余的料理被销毁，研究结束。

附录#0066-2：SCP-IL-0066曾被要求为SCP-IL-0326烹饪食物，在充分了解了SCP-IL-0326的进食喜好及习惯后，SCP-IL-0066在20分钟后提供了外表与“豆浆油条”无异的料理，经检测其铀含量达到SCP-IL-0326进食所需要的浓度，研究人员将其提供给SCP-IL-0326后，SCP-IL-0326表现出了极大的兴趣，并在进食后表现出满意情绪。此项实验持续了28天，直到研究人员发现SCP-IL-0066试图降低铀含量后，该项实验被就此终止。

附录#0066-3：研究人员挑选出六名不同的D级人员作为实验体，在不告知SCP-IL-0066根任何关于实验体的情报下，要求其根据实验体的内心需求进行烹饪。最终呈现的料理效果包括████，███████，█████，███████，██及██████，其中一名女性D级人员在食用料理后的5分钟内因为内脏衰竭而死亡。在事后对SCP-IL-0066进行询问时，SCP-IL-0066对此回应：“我只知道她想好好睡一觉，博士。”
Community Fan Dark Rooms

The Darren's like Dark Room so much that some of them make their own versions of it. Some go on to become special subscriber only events at John's invitation, others are shared within the community.

## The Darrensaur Room

Created by Community Member FictionalStates The Darrensaur Room is an interactive wordpress game based on the idea of the Dark Room but with Dinosaurs. Play it here.

## The Maid Room (No longer available)

Created by WitchAngelNekora and played with John's consent as a subscriber only even. The premise of the Maid Room is that WitchAngelNekora's character The Death Maid is interacting with the viewers instead of her boss (not cannon) The Guardian.

You can enjoy Subscriber only events if you are a Subscriber to twitch.tv/robbotron when they are live.

## The Mod Room

Created by The Mod Team as a Birthday Gift for John in 2020. VOD can be found https://www.twitch.tv/videos/650489468 please give it a watch! It is hilarious! Also Don't Anger The Mods! (Unless you wish to face trial by Mod Room again.)
伊鲁恩分部简介

SCP伊鲁恩分部隶属于SCP基金会，目标是收容伊鲁恩国内所有异常物品、个体及现象，这些异常透过物理或心理危害对全球安全造成显著威胁。

SCP伊鲁恩分部本身运作不受伊鲁恩国及各个主要国家政府的司法管辖权、授权和委托的干扰。基金会维持地下运作，使平民得以生存并避免陷入恐惧、猜忌或失去信念的境况之中，并从地外、异次元和外层空间的威胁中维持人类的独立自主。

我们的任务有三方面：

**控制（Secure）**

基金会控制异常以防止它们落入平民或敌对组织手中，透过广泛观察及监测并采取行动尽早拦截它们。

**收容（Contain）**

基金会收容异常以防止它们的影响或效应散播，通过迁移、掩饰、拆除它们或是通过抑制或阻止公众传播它们的知识的方式进行。

**保护（Protect）**

基金会保护人类免受异常的影响并保护异常本身直至它们被完全理解以及出现自它们的特性及行为上制定的新科学定理为止。如果异常被收容时被判定为过度危险，基金会或也会以将异常无效化或摧毁作为最后手段。

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