Robyn ruins Thanksgiving

In the living room of the Fa house, Captain Li Shang was attempting to make a fire with a pair of bellows. His pet warthog, Pumbaa, entered to remind him.

"That's no way to light a fire!" said Pumbaa, "Where's your kindling?"

"This thing's gonna be going anytime now." said Shang, as Minnie Mouse, Alice, and Wendy Darling entered the living room, as well.

"Even a caveman could start a fire." said Wendy.

"D'oh!" said Shang.

Suddenly, Shang, Pumbaa, Minnie, Alice, and Wendy heard Shang's wife, Fa Mulan, calling from the dining room. "Dinner! Dinnertime, everybody!" she called in a singsong voice, "Dinner!"

Then Shang stopped lighting a fire with the bellows, put them down, and came into the dining room. "Oh, thank goodness!" he said.

Once everyone was at the table, Mulan called her son, Young Bagheera, to come into the dining room next. "OK, Bagheera!" she said, "We're ready for your centerpiece!"

Then Bagheera came into the dining room, holding a three-dimensional centerpiece of a cornucopia, pilgrims, Thanksgiving food, real life turkeys, and Native American Indians. Shang, Mulan, Pumbaa, Minnie, Alice, and Wendy were impressed at Bagheera's work of art.

"Bagheera, my goodness!" gasped Mulan, "That's very impressive!"

"Holy moly!" Shang exclaimed, "That's the biggest work of art I've ever seen!"

"We always said he was gifted." said Minnie.

"Definitely from our side of the family." replied Alice.

"How long did that take you, honey?" Wendy asked her nephew.

"I couldn't tell you how many hours, days, weeks, or months," said Bagheera. "It was the labor of love towards those I hold dear, especially my girlfriend, Katrina; and my friends, Louie, Baloo, Shere Khan, Hathi, and Kaa. It's our homage to some American heroes who may not have fought in any wars, but who never...."

It was then that Bagheera's sister, Robyn Starling, was last to come into the dining room, singing the 1982 fanfare from the MGM/UA Home Video logo. She was holding an enormous roast turkey.

"Speaking of heroes, here's mine: Tom Turkey!" smiled Shang, holding up a fork and carving knife while chuckling.

"Oh, yikes!" exclaimed Robyn in disgust, "What is that?"

"It's the centerpiece, Robyn." said Bagheera.

"Well, it's taking up so much space!" complained Robyn, elbowing Bagheera's centerpiece.

"Hey, Robyn!" Bagheera cried, "Stop it!"

"Move it or lose it, panther!"

"Mama!"

"Now just a minute. I'm sure there's room for both." said Mulan.

At that moment, Bagheera and Robyn got into a tug-of-war with the centerpiece.

"Robyn, you're wrecking it; let go!" shouted Bagheera, "My friends and I worked forever on this!"

Shang, Mulan, Pumbaa, Minnie, Alice, and Wendy watched the whole conflict between Bagheera and Robyn without saying a word. And with that, Robyn tossed Bagheera's centerpiece into the burning fireplace and smiled cruelly at her brother.

Bagheera screamed in terror when he saw his creation burn.

"Hey, that got him going!" smirked Pumbaa.

"Ditchin'!" exclaimed Robyn.

Bagheera grabbed a poker and tried to fish the creation out of the fire, but it was burned down to nothing but a complete pile of ashes. That's when Bagheera got furious! "ROBYN!!!" he shouted. He tackled Robyn and started biting her, pulling her hair, and punching her in the face, almost knocking over the stuff on the table. "You don't even care! You don't even care!"

Shang and Mulan broke up the fight by pulling their daughter and son away and restraining them. Then Bagheera escaped from Mulan, ran to his room in tears, where his girlfriend, Katrina; and his friends, Prince Louie, Young Baloo, Young Shere Khan, Young Hathi, and Young Kaa, were waiting for him, and slammed the door.

Shang angrily put Robyn down, and he confronted her. "All right, Robyn! That's it!" he shouted angrily, "Go to your room! Now!"

Robyn played dumb. "Ok, I'll take some white meat and stuffing to go. And send up the pumpkin pie in about twenty minutes."

"I said now!" snarled Shang.

"Mom, do I have to?" asked Robyn.

"Yes, you do!" Mulan scolded a guilty Robyn, "I hope you're happy, Robyn Starling! You've ruined Thanksgiving!!"

Robyn became very angry. She glared angrily at Shang and Mulan and yelled, "You two are as evil as Aunt Figg!" And she stormed to her own room, where her animal friends, Tom and Jerry, were waiting for her.