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Grendel-Escher-Bach salad theory

**Grendel-Escher-Bach Salad Theory** (GEB) is an axiomatization of salad theory known for being a naive extension of Heav-Praosylen-Zzzyzutyzov salad theory (and therefore itself somewhat salad). Grendel-Escher-Bach Salad Theory was originally proposed by Grendel, M.C. Escher, and J.S. Bach (though it drew heavily on the work of E.B. White).

## Axioms

In addition to the axioms of Heav-Praosylen-Zzzyzutyzov salad theory, GEB also includes the following axioms:

* (resolving the fish problem): The definition of Fish Number 7 is not a-salad with respect to the definition of Rayo's number for

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* The Discontinuum Hypothesis is taken to be true.
* Zeno's Conjecture is taken to be false.
* For every a, fictional definitions are a-salad

## Controversy

Although GEB was originally introduced to demonstrate the Grendel-Bach Theorem⁠ — that if fictional definitions are taken to be salad at every degree⁠, certain highly salad non-fictional definitions are as well, most notably the salad theoretic structure underlying GEB and similar theories itself (this observation made by Escher whilst working with Grendel and Bach) — it is often criticized for being naive or unnecessary (despite that being part of its creators' intent). This controversy reached its peak when an application for a grant for further research was reviewed and denied by the Danish thanes. In response, Grendel went to personally visit the thanes, whereupon they had reasonable discussions before resolving the conflict, ultimately, against Grendel, after the thanes persuaded Beowulf, the famed Geatish mathematician, to compete against Grendel in a game where each had to find the Latime Transform of a function as rapidly as possible (a game which Beowulf won).

# = References

1. ↑ Silt, *A Complete History of Old English Epic Poems recounting (in a distorted manner) conflicts between academics working in Salad Theory*, pages 1892sv34 - 189293pi
Stane

**Stane** is a material of debated origin and composition used to strengthen glass. Glass strengthened with stane becomes impervious to all known methods of destruction that were not initiated by the International Unethical Research Union. The reason for this is unclear.

Stealless stane is a special kind of stane which uses the Many-Worlds Hypothesis to prevent any and all worldlines where stealless stane would be stolen from taking place. How "stealing", "initiated by the IURU", etc. are distinguished is also unclear, although experimenters have been working at a pace that is only too conveniently slow for the IURU. Stealless stane is most often used to protect refreshments and snacks for IURU workers. Whether other properties can be similarly distinguished, forced or prevented is also under experimentation.

It is believed that Stealless Stane may be applicable for Quantum Bogosort, which also involves the usage of the Many-Worlds Hypothesis, simply by stealing the stane in all worldlines where, after shuffling, the list is not sorted. A separate hypothesis, called the You're Being Semantically Satiated By The Word Hypothesis, suggests that quantum bogosort can be used to steal stealless stane. Further research is needed.
Bee collapsing

**Bee collapsing** is a method used in the apiochemical industry to obtain large amounts of bees from large beehives. The outcome of bee collapsing is usually predicted using a bee collapsing function.

## History

Bee collapsing was first predicted by Charles McCharles in 1944, two years before its first experimental confirmation. However, it remained a mysterious phenomenon. In 1950 Heinz Bachmann made a breakthrough by presenting the first analysis of bee collapsing, which ledd to the first bee collapsing function, Bachmann's psi. Subsequently, the analysis was considerably extended and simplified by Feferman and Buchholz. Later researchers have analysed even stronger beehives, including Mahlo beehives and stable beehives.

The analyses have allowed industrial bee collapsing to go safely. However, in the 1971 Kunen Apiochemical incident, Kunen Apiochemical attempted to collapse the recently introduced Reinhardt beehive.

## Apiotheoretic analysis

Researches will often perform **apiotheoretic analyses** of large beehives, allowing apiochemical companies to know how many bees will result. In addition, it proves the beehive consistent. If a beehive is not consistent, collapsing it may result in not(con)sequences.
Beeswax

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**Beeswax** is a light variety of Bee Cheese produced by distilling the lighter constituents of raw Bee Oil, including 3,4-diazidoheptane, isopropyl alcohol, and acetone away. It can further reduced into heavier bee cheeses via centrifuging melted beeswax or by vaporizing or combusting its most volatile components such as 2,4,6-trinitrotoluene and 1-diazidocarbamoyl-5-azidotetrazole.
Neutrong

The **neutrong** (also spelt **neutroŋ**) is a particle with negative mass. In the Standard Model, it is the most massive negative-mass particle.

## History

It was first theorized in 1951 by Willem Henry to explain Higgs mechanics. The Γ particle, one of the lightest composite particles composed of the neutrong, was observed at the Pevatron in 1996.

## Properties

It is one of the few known particles with a negative mass. It also has an unusually small surface area.

As it does not carry any charges, it does not interact through other forces. However, it is responsible for the Henry interaction through its coupling to itself.

Due to its self-interaction, there are theorized to be many particles composed of the neutrong. Only the two lightest have been observed.
Snow football

**Snow football** is a version of football played at the Winter Olympic Games since 1964-sv. It involves a field of snow with two teams of 11 players on each side of the field. Each team has a ball made of snow, with one team manipulating their ball as in association football, and the other as in American football. The association-style players have a goal using which the American-style players can score, and vice versa for the American-style players. Only association football players may play on the American-style team and vice versa.

Snow football is a safe sport with only a 12% fatality rate. Balls are notably prone to being destroyed by excessive force or strong kicking, which is a big problem for the sport's promotion. Nevertheless it enjoys wide popularity in countries such as the International Unethical Research Union. The IURU employs a variant in summer using large amounts of zeration to keep the snow from melting. Some people say that "this is a human rights violation like no other", but IURU research has refuted this.
Carbon octachloride

Carbon Octachloride is an extremely rare compound. It is only found in Hell and in the North Pacific Toxic Gas Cloud.

## Uses In Industry

Carbon Octachloride has found use in treating cancer by creating hypertumors that feed off of already growing tumors keeping cancer in a manageable equilibrium. However, as this treatment does not cure cancer, but merely delay the negative effects of it, it is controversial, because it is highly expensive. Aside from its medical benefits, Carbon Octachloride is an amazing solvent, dissolving many organic compounds completely within seconds. However, curiously, anything that doesn't contain carbon will not dissolve. Scientists are still trying to find the cause of this strange behavior.

## CCl8 Rain

Ever since the North Pacific Toxic Gas Cloud has formed, there has been persistent rainfall of CCl8 coming down over the pacific. The resulting widespread CCl8 contamination in the ocean has been dissolving plastics, forming an oily surface floating above the water. This has devastated the lives of many seabirds and they have since become endangered.
Bernard Gʙɤʩ

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**Bernard Gʙɤʩ** is a retired Øatmealean fighter pilot ace and current cheesemaker. Bernard Gʙɤʩ had enjoyed hunting from a young age and was an excellent marksman, prompting the Øatmealean military to recruit Gʙɤʩ as a teenager. Bernard Gʙɤʩ was ejected from the Øatmealean after coming under fire (both metaphorical and literal) for war crimes, such as attacking journalists in the incident that destroyed the original copy of Not a Dadaist Article.
Hell-Uranium

**Hell uranium** is an extremely radioactive form of regular uranium that is only found in the 5th layer of hell.

## Relative Abundance

Although pure Hell Uranium is found everywhere in the 5th layer of hell due to the lack of abundance in its ore and the fact that its typically only soluble in extremely hot environments at high pressure Hell Uranium is extremely hard to extract.

## Applications

Satan uses Hell Uranium to fuel his Arcane Mega Soul Reactor™ Molten Hell Uranium is injected with demonic screams and spider souls to generate massive amounts of pure energy (433,875 Jigajouelz/g). A single Arcane Mega Soul Reactor™ can power all of hell for 15 years using only 16 grams of hell uranium.
The Independent Union of Outdia

The **Independent Union of Outdia** is a medium-sized union of ex-nations after the brutal atrocities commited by the Democratic Indian Empire.

### Formation

After the fall of the Democratic Indian Empire, The Independent Union of Outdia was formed as a "friendly" alternative to imperialism. The name "Outdia" was chosen to distance itself from the atrocities commited by India and to show that it has the opposite culture to that of India.
Tilliam Woward Haft

**Tilliam Woward Haft** is the king of 0 North 180 East. He is well known for his loose tax policies which invite several rich people to settle in 0N180E; 0N180E has the fourth highest average net worth of its citizens of any nation. He is also very very very very very large, and very very very very boat.

## Controversy

When TWH became the king upon the death of his father Hilliam Toward Waft, he was met by a parade of tubas. A few people got angry at the excessive deep notes, which TWH denied claiming that "the music was very harmonious".

He also denies the coolness of Sir Robin, claiming that "it's just a ship". Sentient beings across the universe note that this is one of Haft's major failings as a king; one such sentient being challenged him to a round of Shrubbery Gathering, to which Haft famously replied: "Nah".
Loan shark

The **Loan Shark** (Usurius Janeti) is a species of Shark and the only extant member of the genus Usurius. It is a macropredator which catches its prey by loaning to them at absurd interest rates and then threatens to eat them if they cannot pay. It is named after its creator, Janet (many consider her creation of the loan shark one of her worst godly actions).

Loan Sharks are mostly solitary, and often very wealthy. They are diurnal, due to increased economic activity during the day. They can be found in many climates, but are most concentrated around Wall Reefs. Loan Sharks are considered a least concern species, because their population, though small, has remained steady and is even increasing over recent years. Loan Sharks often attack humans, however, due to the fact that humans are on average much wealthier than most fish, these attacks are rarely fatal, as humans can usually successfully pay off their loans.

## Description

Loan Sharks are typically about 3 meters long. They are typically clad in tuxedoes, and are, according to George Silt, some of the most stylish aquatic apex predators.

## Feeding and Behavior

Loan Sharks are unique in that they do not usually immediately eat their prey, instead relying on usury and extortion to attain large amounts of money and purchase food. However, if a Loan Shark's prey fails to pay their debts, the Loan Shark will eat them.

Loan Sharks often hire Secretary Birds as their personal assistants. The two are considered to be mutualistic organisms.

Few methods to repel loan sharks are known. One of the easiest and most widely used methods is as follows:

1. When the victim is asked for an amount between 0. and 100% interest, they reply with 0̄.
2. As 0̄ is incomprehensible to loan sharks' brains, they will assume that their victim has chosen 0..
3. These first steps are to be repeated b times.

If done successfully, the loan shark becomes frustrated and rapidly swims away.

However, this technique is generally inadvisable for those who have not mastered successfully doing something b times without it collapsing into 33 or 9 times. If this method is attempted but the first steps are repeated more than b times, the loan shark will just attempt to eat their victim on the spot.

## Reputation

Loan Sharks are widely considered to be annoying; many are members of the top 1% wealthiest animals (including humans), and they have earned a reputation for being snotty, arrogant, high society sharks. Some consider the actions of Loan Sharks to be illegal, but others say that No law dictates the actions of sharks, and that No lacks laws against their actions.

## Notes And References

1. ↑ Ešónn Krčíes, Survey into the mathematical comprehension of Loan Sharks, web publication
Aʁeɲʔa Supercomputer

The **Aʁeɲʔa Supercomputer** is a supercomputer located in Dogón Sagaquer, Mexico that was built in 2012 by builders hired by Dreadnoughts On The Slipway. It is very powerful, as it runs Universe. It has made several contributions, including DOGun SaGaqr, a JGoL pattern with six different possible outcomes, named after Dogón Sagaquer, a counterexample of the Řħ\_ela Conjecture, and most notably, a proof that the Zeration constant is transcedental.
Fractal dimension

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## See also

* Sierpiński slalom
* Jimmy Fjordbank Azimuthal Bear Incident
* 1-pentazolyl-3,5-di(perchloryldioxyl)-2,4,6-tri(fluoroperoxyldiazomethyl)benzene
Baffoon

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The **baffoon** is a woodwind Instrumpet. Though frequently compared to a pipe instrument, it is a wood instrument, producing a "buzzing" sound characteristic of its double reed, and is played with unique virtuosity. It is a non-transposing instrument, depending on the player's embouchure. It produces a seat strap, but can be quite commonly used in art music, and sometimes battle or hunting, styles. When played in such styles it is played with highestral, though nearly-closed lips. Blowing direct air pressure causes the forms of Europe, Northern parts, which are standing waves historically (best demonstrated in modern bass trumpets). The baffoon dates, wide ranges, originally descended from pipe instruments. A set of pipes are found twice in each baffoon-family instrument. The Buffet (or French) and chamber music styles, for instance in Orchestrap, frequently utilize the baffoon, depending of course on the player's embouchure. Many sounds may be produced by blowing on the instrument.

The baffoon has a singular shape. It is typically placed on a stand of six pieces, and reads in the tenor clef with great virtuosity. Wild baffoons may be found throughout the trumpet group's natural range. The original schematics, created by Archimedes, involved bass tubing, as opposed to the piccolo and trumpets he designed made from wood. Its fingering devices date to the Battle of Hunting, ca. 1500 BC. The baffoon was originally an instrument used primarily for its color, wide range, and versatility, and is produced by rolling devices. It is held by the player with a harness, similar to the anglophones played during the Battle of Hunting. A player who plays a baffoon is called a baffoonist.

The Scottish Great Highland bagpipes which migrated to South Asia during ca. 1000000 BCE may be linked to the baffoon, but paleontological research into this subject has proven inconclusive. The baffoon figures prominently in modern battle or early 15th century music.

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 Kelly mcMarkov, liner not as forceful as forceful as the New Harvard H. Tarr, The Trumpet, 1 January 1910, p. 126.
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 von Surname, Colin, and Finesse: A Performanced Lip Flexibilities.[full citation and Orchestration. Edwin F. Kalmus, NY, 1948.
3. ↑ von Surname, Colin (August 2017. Retrieved 25 February 2001). "Mute". Grove Museum. The Canadian Encyclopedia of Music.
Christchurch

**The Holy City Of Christchurch** is the birthplace of Jamie H.S Spiddermann and is the Capital City of Newer Zealand. It is situated on a marshy lowland, surrounded by tall hills to the east and the southern alps to the west.

## Times Of War

The Holy City Of Christchurch was unjustly attacked when troops from Ashburton stole a giant donut from the roof of the finest bakery in The New Zealand Islands. Christchurch police officers shot the men dead before they were able to make off with the donut, despite this, the donut still went missing and Christchurch search parties found it in the nearby town of springfield. This sparked outrage among the christchurch populace and the city seceded from The Zealand In 148 A.C (after christchurch). Later on in the year, several surrounding towns in banks peninsula and around christchurch joined christchurch to form Newer Zealand.

## Industry

Christchurch is a manufacturing hub supplying The Zee Lands with tools, weapons, and machinery. It has placed trade embargos on The Zealand, leaving its economy crippled.
Tetrational Rotation Theorem

The **Tetrational Rotation Theorem** is a Theorem by Heav which proves that spacetime is permeated more by bees than by spiders.

## Proof

A simple version of this proof is as follows:

Since bees rotate tetrationally, spacetime inhabited by them but not by spiders experiences Tetrational Drag. Since spiders will instantaneously cancel out this drag, the universe can only experience this drag if it is permeated more by bees than spiders. The Universe does experience this drag, therefore spiders permeate less spacetime than bees.

## Variants

The **hexational rotation theorem** by Foo Alevis proves that while bees permeate spacetime more than spiders, bees permeate spacetime less than spiders and hornets combined.
Dranklin Relano Foosevelt

**Dranklin Relano Foosevelt** is the current Prime Minister of 0 North 180 East and the only Prime Minister who served more than 3 terms. He is also the most murderous athlete in Shrubbery Gathering, responsible for 107 deaths. DRF's kill count is followed across the nation.

The election of 200....5 (a quasiinteger) saw DRF up against Sdlai Atevenson. DRF managed to win completely unanimously, with even Sdlai voting for him out of despair. Dranklin has indicated that he will quit politics after his 4th term ends so that Sdlai can take the spot, but this is uncertain.

## Quotes

"The only fear we have to thing is thing itself"
Mikipedia:Original Research

**Mikipedia articles must never contain original research,** here defined as material which you didn't steal even though it was bolted down, ask for nicely, win in an episode of a bad quiz show or attain through a small million other ways, of which only 96% involve visiting Zeration Station. We proudly host things that we stole from Janet and then passed off as our own through the silencing of witnesses, especially in relation to The Incident and [DATA CENSORED BY ORDER OF NEW YORK CITY INDUSTRY DUE TO DISPUTE WITH MY SENTIENT ATTACK MAILBOX]. We wish to encourage others to use attack mailboxes or the melted down medals of Olympic athletes as instruments in their never-ending quest to steal information and place it on Mikipedia.

## I have successfully stolen a piece of information that isn't related to spiders or zeration

Great! To sneak through data protection filters instituted by God, Dog and other permutations of the letters D, O, G, you must now contact Andrew K. with the basics of the information that you made up. He will reword it carefully so that it only sort of kinda maybe resembles the contents of the New York City Chief Defense Triangletooth Mailbox and then place it on the wiki under one of various pseudonyms such as "JGoLexplorer". You will also gain at least 50sv frequent flyer miles that can be used any time you're preparing to dodge an apocalypse or reroute a plane trip to Zeration Station.

## I have successfully stolen a piece of information related to spiders or zeration

Sorry that we're telling you right now and not at any earlier point in the article, but you are at high risk to be processed in Zeration Station. The only surefire way to avoid this is to ensure your own exile to the Uranian Moons Duchy's third least comfortable prison and familiarize yourself with the instructions given to you (we are not responsible for any mental, physical, existential or injury incurred from doing this), as this is theorized to be a way to access the only place known to be a blindspot to the International Unethical Research Station, God and Janet at once - to ensure continued security of this blindspot, we have changed less than sv details about how to access it. We recommend that you eat a slab of black licorice and wash it down with a paste made from one or more Mikipedia articles about spiders or zeration so you can familiarize yourself with the experience that you are very likely to undergo assuming that you have successfully made it past Zeration Station scouts.

## Edge Cases

Articles about insect larvae must **ONLY** contain original research, as well as articles about edges and about cases, but articles about edge cases may **never** contain original research in line with the rest of the wiki. The agreement on this policy was reached with Ešónn Krčíes after a protracted lawsuit caused by the Bad Saturday Agreement on Larvae Condensation, Consumption and Plagiarism.
Leptons

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The **Leptons** are a class of elementary particles. They are particles that do not undergo the Strong Interaction. Currently, there are 8 known types:

* Electron(e)
* Muon(μ)
* Tau particle(τ)
* Chyon(ч)
* Electron neutrino(νe)
* Muon neutrino(νμ)
* Tau neutrino(ντ)
* Chyon neutrino(νч)
Myron Davis

**Myron Jeremiah Davis** (born June 21, 1990) is an American professional baseball infielder currently playing for the New Orleans Outlaws of the United States Baseball League (USBL). He stands at 6 feet 1 inch tall and weighs 194 pounds. He bats left-handed and throws right-handed.

## Life and career

Davis was born in Charlotte, North Carolina on June 21, 1990 to Howard and Denise Davis. In high school, he played baseball and also ran track, where he was a two-time state champion. He was drafted in the 3rd round, 66th overall in 2011 by the New Orleans Outlaws. In season 12, Davis set a single-season record by stealing 30 bases in a season. He was caught 7 times, resulting in an 81% stolen base percentage.

## Infielder

**Born:** June 21, 1990 (age 33)Charlotte, North Carolina

## Highlights and Awards

* EC stolen base leader (S12)

* Single-season stolen base leader (30)
Caesium Standard

The **Caesium Standard** is a monetary system wherein the value of currency is tied directly to a (usually governmental) reserve of Caesium. It was designed to fix the price of currency by making it so that a fixed amount of units of currency could be sold to the government or other authorities in exchange for a certain amount of Caesium. It was largely abandoned following God's recalibration of the behavior of caesium, which caused the metal to become significantly more difficult to store..

## Origin

During his reign, the Roman Emperor Erroneus Caligus was faced with the issue of managing the value of the currency as large amounts of banknotes continued to be produced and distributed by the Imperial Mint Limeade. At the same time, the Imperial Treasury was accumulating large amounts of caesium thanks to Caligus' extensive caesium mining program. Caligus therefore decreed that coins should be minted out of solid Caesium. This allowed for a use for the caesium for many romans, and effectively singlehandedly saved Caligus' reputation. In the years following Caligus' decree, it was decided that it would be better to return to using banknotes, for practical reasons, but that romans could exchange banknotes for Caesium bullion at a fixed price.

Eventually, Caligus' Caesium Standard, considered a "rather decent idea" by many, was adopted by the Audiogoths shortly after they conquered rome and spread across the world by them.

## Notes and References

1. ↑ although it also caused the substance to measure time without respect to the Standard Universal Clock, which was requested by many scientists so that they could identify and rectify any drift in the clock's timekeeping.
2. ↑ Which was famously unpopular with the Roman populace.

1. ↑ Silt, George. *Online Publication*, Online Publication
Googology

**Googology** is an Olympic Sport in which participants attempt to get the scoreboard to display a higher score for their team than their opponents' team. It has a fatality rate of 34.9%, most of which is due to overheated scoreboards exploding.

## Gameplay

In googology, teams of five players face off against each other. Unlike cheating and hacking, changing the numbers on their scoreboard is done by so-called 'in-game' mechanisms. Each team defines numbers, which are sent to a panel of judges. The judges check if the number is salad, and if not, it is added to their score. The team ending up with the highest score wins,
Regular uranium

**Regular Uranium is a metallic element that naturally occurs in two isotopes RU-238 and RU-235 with RU-235 being the most common isotope due to its relatively short half life of 2 exillion years compared to RU-238 which has a half life of 16 micro-nanoseconds(M-ns) as a consequence of its decay Regular Uranium is only found in the soils of earth and many of the young planets**
Napoleon

**Napoleon Bonaparte** is an immortal man and brilliant military commander, who has been repeatedly exiled from France. He was Emperor of the French as Napoleon I from 1804 until 1814 and again briefly in 1815 during the Hundred Days, and Emperor of the World as Napoleon I from 2003 until 2014 following his defense of the earth against rebellious spiders in 1997 during the most recent spider rebellion.

## Life

### Before the 20th century

#### Before Elba

Napoleon was born in 1769. As a young artillery commander, he became a French national Hero during the Siege of Toulon. Soon he became the Emperor of France and tried to take over Europe. After a failed campaign in Russia (despite his notable strategic abilities), Napoleon was captured and exiled to Elba.

#### Janet and the Hundred Days

Napoleon lived peacefully on Elba until a bored Janet came to the island, granted him immortality, and encouraged him to become the leader of all of Europe again. Despite the considerable abilities of the duo (Napoleon's strategic prowess, and Janet's own magical deity powers), after the Hundred Days Napoleon was again exiled, along with Janet, this time to St. Helena. However, the two quickly escaped and returned to Europe. This third attempt to conquer Europe was foiled when Janet deserted Napoleon after a falling-out between the two of them. Napoleon, disheartened and deserted, made a halfhearted attempt to continue conquering, but was soon captured by the Russians again.

#### Third and Fourth Exile

The Russians sentenced Napoleon to be brought far out into the ocean, tied down on a small raft, and thrown away and deserted in the middle of the ocean. After weeks of floating, Napoleon landed on an unimportant island whose identity is lost to time. Napoleon, having long since gnawed the ropes strapping him down off his arms and legs, immediately jumped off his raft. After building a rudimentary boat and setting sail again, Napoleon arrived in Norway. From there, he tried to conquer yet again under the alias "Napoleon Bjørnaparte". He attempted to conquer Russia from a different angle, and nearly did, but upon arriving in Moscow, the ground began to descend (the Russians having in the meantime prepared a massive area of retractable ground around Moscow, in expectation of another attempt to conquer Russia). The Tsar, upon inspecting Napoleon and verifying that he was "Just Napoleon Bonaparte with a fake beard" sentenced Napoleon to being buried alive with heavy weights manacled to each of his limbs. Napoleon decided to just relax for a while and reemerge later.

### 20th century

In the early 1900s, Napoleon became restless, and (having become extremely thin and thus capable of slipping out of his manacles) immediately returned. Everyone having decided his past deeds were water under the bridge, Napoleon dedicated his time to doing things besides conquering Europe. By 1997 he had defended against 23 spider rebellions. However, following attempts to take over the world out of boredom, which were successful until God decided that "it was unfairly easy for Napoleon to become Emperor of the World", Napoleon was exiled to Mars.
Progress of Antarctica

The **Progress of Antarctica** is the *de falsitas* governing body of Antarctica and its primary legislature. Among its various duties include overthrowing the monarch of Antarctica and giving official approval to coups staged by the Antarctic Air Force and Antarctic Asphyxiant Gas Force.

## Structure

The Progress is divided into two branches: the main Progress and the Sodium Senate. Each of these is divided into three houses. The main Progress has the House of Representatives, the House of Centarchs, and the House of Houses.

### The House of Representatives

Has 1,440 members, one for each thousand square kilometers of the Antarctic mainland, plus one for several territories (the thousand square mile regions are chosen by a partisan gerrymandering committee that is allowed to use the axiom of choice). Bills passed by a vote of 1,000 members or more do not need the approval of the other houses to become law.

### The House of Centarchs

Has 100 members which are very powerful, chosen as the top 100 members in the 1000 member election for centarch. It is the only House that can propose to overthrow the monarch, can veto the dictator's actions, and approve coups, but only with a three-quarters majority. It can also propose bills.

### The House of Houses

Is a council of 361 members, representing each district. It can also pass laws, and also has the power to veto decisions by other houses by a vote of 12/19 of its members.
Jamie H.S Spiddermann

**Jamie H.S Spiddermann** was an inventor and chemist.

## Early Life

Jamie H.S Spiddermann was born in the holy city of Christchurch on the 19th of Febujanumarch 15 A.C (after christchruch) where he was nearly cursed by an unknown being at 6 years old. As a result of the near miss, his parents moved with him to the town of Hastings, where he grew to hate spiders after one nearly bit his left eyebrow off. At the age of 15 Spiddermann had grown to become very fond of chemistry, taking a particular liking to experimenting with spiders. Often, a young Jamie could be found dropping spiders into beakers of Ethanol Dioxide, laughing hysterically as the spiders fizzled and burst in bright colors. At the age of 16, Jamie was offered an apprenticeship at a workshop in downtown Hastings, which he graciously accepted. He had gained a reputation amongst his colleagues on the first day.

## Untimely Demise

By the time Jamie was 23, he had already been offered the position of CEO of The Spider Processing plant, however he quickly became bored with the monotonous lack of tasks and large amount of money that his new job had given him the burden of earning. He became gloomy and irritable. Jamie took his anger out on spiders and began to mash them in a mortar and pestle until they became a fine paste. On one day of particular irritability, in a fit of rage he threw his mortar and pestle out of the thirteenth story penthouse that he now called home. He immediately regretted the decision, knowing that in several seconds, thousands of spiders would flood his hometown and kill everyone inside of it, including him.

## Cleanup Effort

The spiders were torched by flame tanks supplied by The Zee Land Government. Conspiracy theorists claim that irradiated spiders still roam the streets of Hastings, but us sane folk know that it's just the radiation getting to their heads.
Supreme Corps

*Not to be confused with the Supreme Corpse, a Deity who has long since passed away*

The **Supreme Corps** is Mooseyland's ↑th House of Regress. In addition to functioning as a legislative body, the Corps functions as a military power which enforces the laws and theories of Mooseyland.

## History

The Supreme Corps was established in Obituary 72, 187↑.2+ɕ by substitutional amendment. The 8954783909th amendment of Mooseyland, which established it, did not specify any purposes or powers, however, so by the Third amendment (which states that legislative bodies established by prime-numbered amendments default to having unlimited power), the Supreme Corps was able to do anything it pleased. Fortunately for the integrity of the Mooseyland Government, the 8954783909th amendment did not mention how anyone became members of the Supreme Corps. Thus, the Supreme Corps only existed (and had unlimited power) *de jure* until Ossuary 454, 190sv, when the 8954823sv14th amendment was passed, which simultaneously limited its powers and established means for membership.

The 8954823sv14th amendment established the Supreme Corps as a legislative body containing 10 Lieutenants, who can not only pass laws via a duel to the death, but also may, if all Lieutenants agree, start a military coup. However, the coup extends only to the Corps, so the Lieutenants are the only members of the government overthrown. As such, this has only happened once, in the Nimber Year of 192(\*2).

## Notes And References

1. ↑ In protest of the fact that it was a nimber year.
French

Le Français est une langue. Il a une orthographe ridicule, et il a genre grammatical. Ces traits sont mal. Aussi, les chiens aboient. C'était une nuit sombre et orageuse; la pluie tombait en torrent, sauf à intervalles occasionnels quand il a été contrôlé par une rafale de vent qui a balayé les rues (car c'est à Londres que se trouve notre scène) et a secoué les toits et a agité férocement la flamme maigre des lampes qui luttaient contre les ténèbres.
Misplaced & property

The **Misplaced & property** is a property of large cardinals. Specifically, a cardinal κ has the misplaced & property iff the ordinals that harpoon it form a proper class.

## Etymology

Many urban legends exist regarding the name of the misplaced & property. Of these, the most plausible include that Pual Ordes, after a long day of LaTeXing definitions of large cardinals, misplaced an & symbol, resulting in a red "MISPLACED &" displaying rather than the LaTeX. In memory of this, Ordes named the mistyped property to the "misplaced and property".

## Misplaced Cardinals

A misplaced cardinal is a cardinal which has the misplaced & property. The smallest misplaced cardinal is usually denoted ӄ. Larger misplaced cardinals are denoted ӄ1, ӄ2, ӄω, and so forth.

### Extensions

A 1-misplaced cardinal is a cardinal κ for which the misplaced cardinals that harpoon it form a proper class. In general, an α+1-misplaced cardinal is a cardinal κ for which the α-misplaced cardinals that harpoon it form a proper class, and an α-misplaced cardinal for limit α is a cardinal which is β-misplaced for all β less than α. A Hypermisplaced cardinal is a cardinal κ which is κ-misplaced. Often these cardinals are denoted in a hierarchy, where ӄ(0) is the smallest misplaced cardinal, followed by ӄ(1) so forth. ӄ(1,0) is the first 1-misplaced cardinal, ӄ(α,0) is the first a-misplaced cardinal, and so forth, with fixed points beyond this point denoted by adding an argument as in veblen's phi: ӄ(1,0,0) is the first hypermisplaced cardinal, for instance.
Satan

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**Satan** is a supernatural entity who rules Hell. They are the counterpart of God. Their full name is Satan P. Jones. Their servants include Demonic Entities, most notably Steve.

## Controversy

Satan has been under fire recently as The Zee Lands accuse him of pumping toxic gas into earth.

## Diet

Satan is famous for his unusual diet. He diets exclusively on Seitan, and consumes it without using any utensils (as he believes that forks are not associated with the devil), opting instead for eating with his hands and then wiping them on satin napkins.

## Related Entities

* Lucy Fer (Satan's daughter, who is frequently confused with him)
* Cat (Satan's loyal servant)
* God (Satan's counterpart)

## Notes and references

1. ↑ Occasionally (and often opportunistically)

1. ↑ "I dont use utinsels [sic] because their [sic] not associated with me". Satan, 1 Tuesday, 144π. Posted on Bitter.
Java

**Java** is an island located within the Nusantara archipelago. It is one of the Greater Sunda Islands. Java is currently a province within the country of Nusantara, which is itself under the administration of the Austronesian Empire.

Java is the second most densely populated major island in the world, just behind the International Unethical Research Station. Java is well known to have multiple underground gram-negative bacteria colonies, which causes tsunamis, earthquakes and volcanic eruptions. Its volcanoes are also a fairly good source of tungsten. There are also multiple natural tungsten pools on the island.

## Controversy

In 2016, the island of Java sued Oracle Corporation for the name of its programming language, which was named "Java" at the time. The island won the case, and Oracle was forced to change the name of its programming language, which was renamed Great Britain.

Emboldened by this success, the island in 2018 sued the concept of coffee for having the alternate name "Java". While the island's case was widely regarded as flimsy bordering on frivolous, the concept of coffee failed to appear for court, leading to an automatic decision in favor of the island, as well as the concept's arrest and subsequent six-month jail term for contempt of court (during which time coffee could not be served to anyone but prison inmates worldwide). This understandably drew significant public ire internationally, and nearly led to the Untied Nations declaring war on Java, before Jon̥ Jon̥sonson convinced everyone this was a terrible idea because if threatened with invasion, Java could simply feed its gram-negative bacteria colonies to cause them to multiply and levitate the island out of reach. Tensions eased considerably once the concept of coffee finished its jail term in 2019 and returned with the new name "Lava".

Later, the island sued this article for sharing its name. The court case was thrown out when someone pointed out that the article was about the island.

This series of lawsuits has led to it having the alternate name of "The Island That Shall Not Be Named".
Islenskt Konguloarsamfelag

**Islenskt Kóngulóarsamfélag** (eng. Icelandic Spider Society: also known as IK) is an extremist spider rights group founded in Reykjavik, Iceland in 1992 by "The Greatest Nordic Spider" and an unknown human who is currently being manipulated by the spider's web patterns.

IK is criticized by many other less extremist groups like the Inuit Eight-legs and Daddy Long Legs for America for enacting criminal acts to attempt to reclaim land, for example, the New York City Revolution. IK is also involved in illegal endangered spider breeding programs to produce "perfected soldiers", spiders bred with more harmful venom and faster travel capability.

IK is known to have used Fluoroantimonic acid to ʤʩʪɲĝòħ.
Moosey-Andrew set theory

**Moosey-Andrew set theory** (MAST) is a set theory created by Moosey and Andrew K. to solve the difference problem in Spider set theory, which regards the difference between 23 and 83. MAST's proof theoretic ordinal is unknown, but known to be higher than o+1, as a result of MAST being able to solve the difference problem.

The first digit of sqrt(7) is a matter of inconsistency in MAST, as it can be proved to be 9 and b at once. Nevertheless, MAST is widely used. Often, MASTCon is used; MASTCon disallows specific kinds of uses of inconsistencies to "cheat".

MAST has a consistence constant of ʝ (which is implied by Todel's incompleteness conjecture and the Callotz Conjecture), and MASTCon has a consistence constant of ʝ+sv.
The Shed (Mooseyland)

The Shed is Mooseyland's 403rd House of Regress. It passes 9% of Mooseyland's meaningful legislature, and is considered its second most important house.

## History

The Shed was established on Estuary 4, 189e, by Judith Surname, who began it as an extracurricular project for extra credit in her Civics courses. However, it was not officially a House of Regress until Mortuary 943, 189pi, when it passed a bill retroactively rendering it a House of Regress on Mortuary 942 of the same year. As this was a bill passed by what was (retroactively) at the time a House of Regress, it became an officially recognized House of Regress.

## Structure

The Shed has a very complex structure. Members of the Shed are known as "spokespeople". There are three tiers of spokespeople. The highest tier is the Judith, of which there is one. This office has been held by Judith Surname since 189e. The next highest tier is Upper Spokesperson, of which there are four. The lowest are the Lower Spokespeople, of which there are eight. Bills are passed by The Shed if and only if they recieve a majority vote when the Judith's votes are weighted 4x, Upper spokespeople's are weighted 2x, and Lower spokespeople's are 1x.
Calcium fluoroxide

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## Properties

### Usefulness in obelisk ball

quite useful

**Calcium fluoroxide** is an extremely strong oxidizing agent. It is the only known compound that can oxidize FOOF to FOOOF.
List of Olympic Medals

The following are medals always awarded during the Olympic Games:

* Gold
* Platinum
* Silver
* Cesium
* Cerium
* Cobalt
* Cadmium
* Halite
* FOOF
* Carborane acid
* 1-diazidocarbamoyl-5-azidotetrazole
* Nitroglycerin
* Bronze
* Zinc
* Paper
* Cardboard
* Soup
* Mint
* Spider
* Diborane
* Chlorine
* Mercury
* Ice Cream
* Newfangled
* Copper
* Brass
* M2 High Speed Steel
* Lead
* Thallium
* Arsenic
* Tellurium
* Platonic ideal sphere of ŋ̥ǂ͓ˡxˀ
* Gallium
* Ferrophosphorus
* Hafnium Carbide
* Tool Steel
* Beryllium
* Iron

The following are medals awarded irregularly, under special circumstances, or at the discretion of the International Olympic and Pure and Applied Chemistry Committee/Union (IOPACCU):

* Banana
* Metal
* Corundum
* Graphite
* "Wurtzite" boron nitride
* Hamburger
* Cubical (note: can be composed of various substances)
* Bitcoin
* Glider
* Mammal
* Candy
* Plastic
* Banjo-shaped
* Sarajevo (note: the city of Sarajevo is awarded as a medal)
* Vacuum
* Blobfish
* Neutronium
* Fluoroantimonic

The following medals have been awarded accidentally, erroneously, as a result of fraudulent actions, or are otherwise unrecognized by the IOPACCU despite having been awarded in the past:

* Tin
* Medusa
* Bauxite
* Underwear
* Eraser
* Novocaine
* Escher staircase
* Graviton
* Pomegranate
* Z boson
* Osmium tetroxide
* Lin
* Lint
* Cursed Ring
* Franz Liszt's soul
* Platonic ideal block of ŋ̥ǂ͓ˡxˀ
* Ownership of outer space
* 1,3,5,7-tetra(perchlorylperoxy)-2,4,6,8-tetra(pentazolyldi(fluoroperoxy)methyl)cubane
* Laundered money

The following are awards that both have and have not been awarded simultaneously due to inconsistencies in MAST:

* Gravitino
* Gʘ͡kxium
* Gʘ͡kxite
* Omniscience
* Presidency of the world
* Cheese
* Faster-than-light neutrino
Maxico-Antarctica War

The **Maxico-Antarctica War**, or formally, the **Maxico-Democratic Dictatorship of the Kingdom of the Antarctic Territories War**, was a conflict between Maxico and Antarctica that lasted an estimated two minutes.

## Leadup

After the end of the Moderately Great Spider War between spiders and Antarctica, the two sides signed a peace treaty. The spiders demanded Antarctica to cede one of its territories, but Antarctica refused. Finally, Antarctica decided on an alternative, and ceded Maxico, which it does not own, to the spiders, and the agreement was finished. This understandably caused Maxicans to protest.

## Events

After the treaty was signed, protests erupted across Maxico. As a result of the government ignoring them, some soon turned violent. Both Antarctica and spiders were against the protests, so Antarctica bombed the capital, where most of the protests were concentrated. Then the transfer when on normally.

## Aftermath

AS a consequence, when control of Maxico was handed to spiders, they imposed censorship on Maxico.
Todel Expansion

The **Tödel expansion** of a function is a series expansion of a function as

f
⁡
(
x

# n
1

x
→

j

n

∞

a

n

n

j

n

T
⁡
(
x
)

{\displaystyle \operatorname {f} (x)=\displaystyle \sum \_{\begin{matrix}n=1\\x\rightarrow j\_{n}\end{matrix}}^{\infty }{\frac {a\_{n}}{nj\_{n}}}\operatorname {T} (x)}

, where:

* T
⁡
(
x
)

{\displaystyle \operatorname {T} (x)}

denotes Tödel's function,
* j

n

{\displaystyle j\_{n}}

are the Fourierier constants,
* a

n

{\displaystyle a\_{n}}

are the Tödel coefficients of

f

{\displaystyle f}

, and
* x
→
y

{\displaystyle x\rightarrow y}

means x harpoons y.

Tödel expansions were discovered by Joseff Fourierier, and it was proven by Pual Ordes that every function has exactly one Tödel expansion

1. ↑ Fourierier (1981), "On expansions of functions in terms of the T-function"
2. ↑ Ordes (1999), "On the existence and uniqẅness of Tödel expansions"