Quest For The Hive (Transcript)

This is the transcript for Episode 3 of Season 1 of The Magical Five, Quest For The Hive.

Jacksepticeye presses a button on a controller and a ship appears out of nowhere, making FairyTailLover01 stare.

Shine: WOAH!

Pop Tart: I never doubted you...

Cute Eyes: Wait...I was right again?

Lover: Man, you're on a roll, Cute Eyes.

Pop Tart: You may be smarter than any of us realize.

Make3.0Shine nods and FairyTailLover01 hugs Cute Eyes.

Shine: What's it called?

Jack: The Boss Ship!

Make3.0Shine stares at Jacksepticeye.

Jack: What?

Shine: Do you have to name everything with "Boss"?

Jack: ...yes.

Pop Tart: Do not anger the boss, Master Shine!

Shine: Well, we need to find our Hive before it gets too far.

Jack: Alright, come on, you guys.

Jacksepticeye gets on the ship.

Shine: You're coming?

Jack: What, you wanna drive?

Pop Tart: I kinda always drive.

Jack: Well, there's no steering wheel. And the manual? Heh...that's in Bossatron-glish.

Shine: I am fluent in over 2 million forms of communication. I think I got it.

Jack: W-WHAT?! Come on...I never get to drive...

Jacksepticeye walks away sadly.

Shine: Jack! You can drive...

Jack: Really?

Shine: Yes.

Jacksepticeye smiles.

Pop Tart: You pleased the boss! Well done you!

Jacksepticeye sits down at the driver’s seat and the rest of the gang get in.

Pop Tart: Can you track the Magical Hive?

Jack: Yeah, sure.

Jacksepticeye types something in the computer and he's tracking the Magical Hive now. Meanwhile, Pop Tart lies on Jacksepticeye's lap.

Pop Tart: I'm just gonna take a little nap...

Jack: A-alright...

Make3.0Shine takes Pop Tart off.

Shine: Sorry about her. She gets excited.

Jack: It's fine...

FairyTailLover01 walks over to Jacksepticeye.

Lover: Hey Jack, how are you able to track the Magical Hive so easily?

Shine: He's a Bossatronio!

Make3.0Shine fist bumps Pop Tart, but FairyTailLover01 stares.

Shine: What? Isn't that everybody's excuse?

Jack: Yup. That's why.

Lover: ...alright.

Shine: Can you jump to light speed?

Jack: Sure. Hold on everyone!

Cute Eyes: NO, BUT LIGHT SPEED-

Jacksepticeye jumps to light speed.

Cute Eyes: MAKES ME DIZZYYY!

FairyTailLover01 grabs Cute Eyes' flipper.

Pop Tart: WOOHOO!

Jacksepticeye lands the Boss Ship.

Jack: Alright, we're here!

Cute Eyes is throwing up and FairyTailLover01 sighs.

Lover: Jack, do you have any ice cream?

Jack: What? WHY WOULDN'T I HAVE ICE CREAM?!

Jacksepticeye hands FairyTailLover01 some ice cream and she gives it to Cute Eyes, which he eats with a derpy face. He's pleased now.

Shine: Where exactly are we?

???: Hey, it's you guys!

Make3.0Shine sees two mysterious figures arrive.

Shine: Jack, WHERE ARE WE?!

Jack: Uh...

Jacksepticeye looks.

Sulley: Don't worry, you're safe.

Shine: Sulley? Mike?

FairyTailLover01 stares.

Lover: How are you guys everywhere...?

Shine: Because they're awesome!

Lover: What an explanation...

Shine: Well, why is Mark always everywhere?

Lover: Mark’s always at home...we’re just in his house a lot.

Make3.0Shine stares at FairyTailLover01.

Shine: Just give them a chance. They might actually have something.

Lover: Alright.

Shine: Boys, where are we?

Mike: We're in a small town called Metroville.

Shine: Metroville? Oh boy, what happened?

FairyTailLover01 gets a phone call and stares at the caller name.

Lover: Shine, can I take this?

Shine: Sure. Go ahead.

Lover: Okay, thanks.

FairyTailLover01 answers.

Lover: Hey! It's been a while!

FairyTailLover01 walks away to a quieter place.

Sulley: Randy got your ship and is pretending your ship is his!

Mike: Randy wanted to unveil it to the human world too.

(Meanwhile...)

???: I'm sorry I haven't called in a while.

Lover: It's alright.

???: Hey...can you meet up with us soon?

Lover: I mean...I can try...would it be alright if Shine ended up coming?

???: Uh...who's that?

Lover: I guess I've never told you about him...well, he's a good friend of mine, and I mean, it'd be kinda hard to keep meeting up with almost anybody a secret from him.

???: Well, I mean, if you want him to, he can come.

Lover: Alright, Kirito-kun. Where do you want to meet?

Kirito: Agil's Cafe works. When do you think we can meet up?

Lover: Hm...I'll have to talk to Shine...can I just text you later?

Kirito: Yeah, that works. See you.

Lover: Bye!

Phone call ends and FairyTailLover01 walks back over to Make3.0Shine.

Lover: Hey, sorry about that!

Shine: No problem. Apparently, the Incredibles have Randy.

Lover: W-what?

Cute Eyes is still eating ice cream with a derpy face.

Pop Tart: Dude! How has that not melted?

Cute Eyes: It's magical ice cream!

Wind blows the ice cream away.

Cute Eyes: (angry) I WANT MY ICE CREAM!

Jack: Whoa, whoa, whoa...

Cute Eyes goes full derp mode and runs after the ice cream.

Cute Eyes: cOmE bAcK tO mE, iCe CrEaM!

Pop Tart chases him.

Shine: COME BACK!

Make3.0Shine chases Pop Tart and FairyTailLover01 sighs.

Lover: Jack, do you have any more ice cream?

Jack: Yeah, here.

Jacksepticeye hands FairyTailLover01 and she teleports to Cute Eyes.

Lover: Cute Eyes!

Cute Eyes: oOh!

FairyTailLover01 gives Cute Eyes the ice cream.

Cute Eyes: Can you go get my other ice cream though?

Lover: ...fine.

Make3.0Shine and Pop Tart fall in a trap.

Shine: It's a trap!

Lover: What?

The Incredibles take the crate with Make3.0Shine and Pop Tart in it and load it into their car.

Mr. Incredible: All done.

The Incredibles drive away.

Mike: NO!

Lover: What the heck?

Sulley: They were captured! The Incredibles must think they’re villains.

Cute Eyes goes full derp mode again.

Cute Eyes: gIvE mE bAcK mY fRiEnDs!