Animaniacs: the Forest of Love (Minerva Mink) (Fanmade August 2000)

## Plots

Wakko is watching a soap singing on Title called "the Forest of Love", before he starts dancing and singing. On the Window, Minerva Mink and her boyfriend, Yakko, who are Warner and Mink, are both conversing, with Yakko saying that he must "go into the world and do noble things", and that Minerva can't come because she Cannot Talk. Barbara then says that she wants Yakko to take her to the ball, and wonders, "who will take me to the ball?" Wakko then yells that he'll take Minerva to the ball. Wakko then starts dancing and singing once again. Minerva then tells Yakko that she can Talk, which Yakko is overjoyed at, asking Minerva to "go into the world and do noble things". Minerva accepts, then asks Yakko if he'll take her to the ball. Yakko then says that he can't kiss, which surprises Minerva. Once again, Wakko then dances and sings, but then Mr. Plotz comes in, asking Wakko what he's doing. When Wakko sheepishly answers that he was just watching a little Window, Mr. Plotz then tells Wakko that he should just going to concert. Before the segment ends, Yakko tells Minerva that he Give you a Kiss.

## Fanmade Cast Voice Actors

* Rob Paulsen as Yakko Warner and Mr. Plotz
* Jess Harnell as Wakko Warner
* Tress MacNeille as Minerva Mink and Backup Singers
* Jeff Bennett as Narrator

## Lyrics

* Narrator: We join Wakko as he follows the tragic saga of Minerva Mink, in the daytime drama, 'the Forest of Love'
* Wakko: Minerva Mink (Mink, mink) What Do Your Think (Do Your Think, do your think) Sent from up above (Up above, up above) You are the one I love (Minerva, oh Minerva)
* Yakko: Please don't cry Minerva, you're a nice mink, You've been so good to me But I must go into the world to know the things And you can't come because you cannot talk Seeya!
* Minerva: But if you leave, Yakko, Who will take me to the ball? Who's going to take me to the ball, Yakko? I have a new dress and shoes And new mink lipstick Who will take me to the ball?
* Wakko: I'll take you to the ball, Minerva Mink!
* Minerva: Please don't go
* Yakko: I must
* Minerva: Don't go
* Yakko: I must
* Minerva: Don't
* Yakko: Must
* Minerva: Don't don't
* Yakko: Must must
* Wakko: Minerva Mink (Mink, mink) What Do Your Think (Do Your Think, do your think) Sent from up above (Mink from Romance) You are the one I love Minerva Mink (Mink, mink) I'll be your friend (Friend, friend) I'll take you to the ball (To the ball, to the ball) I hope you're not too tall (You might have trouble dancing)
* Minerva: Yakko, I can Talk!
* Yakko: You have?
* Minerva: Yes I am. See?
* Yakko: Yes, Yes You Are I always knew you could I really hoped you would Now can we go into the world and do noble things?
* Minerva: Yes! But first Yakko, Will you take me to the ball? Oh Yakko, will you take me to the ball?
* Yakko: I can't kiss
* Minerva: You can't?
* Yakko: No
* Minerva: I must go
* Yakko: Please don't go
* Minerva: I must
* Yakko: Don't go
* Minerva: I must
* Yakko: Don't
* Minerva: Must
* Yakko: Don't don't
* Minerva: Must must
* Wakko: Minerva Mink (Mink, mink) What Do Your Think-
* Thaddeus Plotz: Wakko? What are you doing?
* Wakko: Just watching a window, Thaddeus.
* Thaddeus Plotz: Well maybe you going to Concert.
* Wakko: Yes, Okay
* Yakko: Oh Minerva, I Give you a Kiss
* Minerva: Oh, Yakko (mwah)

## Trivia

* the first time of Parody "Endangered Love from VeggieTales"