Codename:Bluehead (Main Universe)

***Codename:Bluehead*** (Born Seventeen Gravels) is an international information broker and master of Opportunity Kempo. He is currently on a mission to obtain sacred and top-secret information from the Church of Confustianity by operating undercover as a Party Pooper.

## Biography

### Early Life

Seventeen Gravels was born in the small city of Pottery to a colony of very competitive cultists. They all wanted to prove to one another that they were the best parents ever, so they would fight over who got to raise and teach him throughout his childhood and early teen years. This resulted him being a child protégée as the cultists were proficient in many different fields, even being voted ‘Third Most Gifted and Talented Child in the Mindfudge’ by We Rank Literally Everything Magazine. (The first and second spots being given to the two children who ran the magazine, the Nono Twins.) By age 15 he had learnt 64% of all information, so he planned to set off and make money from it, and possibly even learn on the other 36%.

## Powers and Abilities

### Powers

* **Opportunity Kempo**

Opportunity Kempo is the ability to realise how to achieve any goal imaginable and how to pull it off in under 10 steps. If Bluehead wanted to get into the situation in which he was in bed with Robert DeNiro, Martin Scorsese, Satan and the founder of Domino’s Pizza, he could work out how to achieve that goal in just 3 steps.

### Anti-Powers

* **Lampost Sunday**

 After a night out celebrating Harvey Weinstein’s guilty verdict, Bluehead decided to climb a lampost out of sheer joy, this enraged Jimpossible: God Of All Lamposts as he found it as the ultimate form of disrespect to his citizens. So he cursed him that every time he walked underneath a lampost, it would shoot into the ground in an attempt to hit him on the top of the head with the lamp bit.

### Abilities

* **Scissors Sisters**

During his time on the road in his early twenties, Bluehead was taken under the wing of 3 of the gayest hairdressers the multiverse had to offer. They taught him the way of the Scissor Sisters Style, a fighting style that involves attacking your foes with scissors as a weapon. He mastered the style in just 5 days as there are only 2 attacks: Stab and Cut.

### Disabilities

* **Near Blindness**

Bluehead’s eyes are so fucked from watching Escape to the Country on BBC iPlayer that his vision has decreased by 75%. This results in him often tripping over and smashing his head into things. Every time he puts a cigarette in his mouth and goes to light it, he immediately walks into a lampost and it bends into a Z shape. He thinks this is also part of Jimpossible’s curse, but it isn’t.

## Relationships

### Allies

* Codename:FireSad
* Codename:Witchbag
* Neverland
* Driver
* Noir Rock
* The Scissor Sisters

### Enemies

* The Flamboyent Pedo
* The Requiem
* Paradox Pendulum
* Jallot
* Jimpossible
* Uku Doyo
* Pilon
* Wire
* Dr. Syphilis
* Anforma
* The Buyer
* Papa
* BOSS
* Mark Mucus
* Fowlers
* Roxie

## Equipment

### Weapons

* **Shiny Days**

He has two pair of scissors made of pure stainless steel handed down to him by some guy who worked in Wilko’s, the scissors are both known as Shiny Days.

## Appearances

In chronological order:

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## Trivia

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## Behind the scenes

* The character was created by: Jac Simpson Price