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* เกิด: 14 กรกฎาคม พ.ศ. 2440
* เสียชีวิต: 11 มิถุนายน พ.ศ. 2507
* อายุ 700156000000000000056 ปี 7002333000000000000333 วัน
* ประเทศที่เป็นพลเมือง: ประเทศไทย
* อาชีพ: นักการเมือง
* **นายกรัฐมนตรีไทย คนที่ 3**
* **อดีตผู้บัญชาการทหารสูงสุด**
* **อดีตอธิการบดีจุฬาลงกรณ์มหาวิทยาลัย**

 **เครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์** | * เครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์อันเป็นโบราณมงคลนพรัตนราชวราภรณ์ (น.ร.)0(2484)
* เครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์รัตนวราภรณ์ (ร.ว.)0(2485)
* เครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์จุลจอมเกล้า ชั้นปฐมจุลจอมเกล้า (ป.จ.)0(ฝ่ายหน้า)0(2484)
* เครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์อันเป็นที่เชิดชูยิ่งช้างเผือก ชั้นมหาปรมาภรณ์ช้างเผือก (ม.ป.ช.)
* เครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์อันมีเกียรติยศยิ่งมงกุฎไทย ชั้นมหาวชิรมงกุฏ (ม.ว.ม.)
* เหรียญกล้าหาญ
* เหรียญชัยสมรภูมิ (กรณีสงครามมหาเอเชียบูรพา)
* เหรียญชัยสมรภูมิ (สงครามอินโดจีน)
* *ขออภัย คุณอาจใส่ค่าไม่ถูกต้อง กรุณาตรวจสอบอักษรย่อของเครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์ได้ที่ลิงก์นี้* (หากข้อความนี้ยังแสดงผลอยู่ กรุณาแก้ไขแม่แบบ **{{เครื่องราช}}** ให้ถูกต้อง)0(21 กันยายน 2477)
* เหรียญดุษฎีมาลา เข็มราชการแผ่นดิน (ร.ด.ม.(ผ))
* เหรียญดุษฎีมาลา เข็มศิลปวิทยา
* เหรียญช่วยราชการเขตภายใน
* เหรียญราชการชายแดน
* เหรียญจักรมาลา
* เหรียญรัตนาภรณ์ รัชกาลที่ 8 ชั้นที่ 1 (อ.ป.ร.1)0(2481)

1. ↑ ราชกิจจานุเบกษา, พระบรมราชโองการ พระราชทานเครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์อันเป็นโบราณมงคลนพรัตนราชวราภรณ์ และปฐมจุลจอมเกล้า, เล่ม 58, 28 กรกฎาคม พ.ศ. 2484, หน้า 985
2. ↑ ราชกิจจานุเบกษา, แจ้งความสำนักนายกรัฐมนตรี เรื่อง พระราชทานเครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์, เล่ม ๕๙, ตอน ๒๔ ง, ๗ เมษายน พ.ศ. ๒๔๘๕, หน้า ๙๗๑
3. ↑ ราชกิจจานุเบกษา, พระบรมราชโองการ พระราชทานเครื่องราชอิสริยาภรณ์อันเป็นโบราณมงคลนพรัตนราชวราภรณ์ และปฐมจุลจอมเกล้า, เล่ม 58, 28 กรกฎาคม พ.ศ. 2484, หน้า 985
4. ↑ ราชกิจจานุเบกษา, แจ้งความ พระราชทานเหรียญพิทักษ์รัฐธรรมนูญ เล่ม 51, 30 กันยายน 2477, หน้า 2079.
5. ↑ ราชกิจจานุเบกษา, แจ้งความ เรื่อง พระราชทานเหรียญดุษฎีมาลา เข็มราชการแผ่นดิน, เล่ม ๕๑, ตอน ๐ ง, ๑๘ พฤศจิกายน พ.ศ. ๒๔๗๗, หน้า ๓๑๕๖
6. ↑ ราชกิจจานุเบกษา, แจ้งความสำนักนายกรัฐมนตรี เรื่อง พระราชทานเหรียญรัตนาภรณ์, เล่ม ๕๕, ตอน ๐ ง, ๒๘ พฤศจิกายน พ.ศ. ๒๔๘๑, หน้า ๒๙๕๘
7. ↑ ราชกิจจานุเบกษา, แจ้งความสำนักนายกรัฐมนตรี เรื่อง พระราชทานเหรียญรัตนาภรณ์, เล่ม ๗๐, ตอน ๑๐ ง, ๓ กุมภาพันธ์ พ.ศ. ๒๔๙๖, หน้า ๕๒๙

พระยามโนปกรณ์นิติธาดา (1-3) | พระยาพหลพลพยุหเสนา (1-5)

**รัชกาลที่ 8**

**รัชกาลที่ 9**

**รัชกาลที่ 10**
ประยุทธ์ จันทร์โอชา(1-2) | เศรษฐา ทวีสิน
The Crows

## Description

The Crows are one of the troubleshooter groups in Atla.

A team comprised entirely of were-people, every whisper about the The Crows is more outlandish than the last. It’s said they’ve talked the jewels off kings, stolen entire houses, and once persuaded a man he was not really alive, thus killing him. Jacker, their boss, seems nice enough though.

Their list of members includes Jacker, Guilli, Rubi, Squat, and Talpidora.

## Trivia

* Besides Jacker, each one is named after a pertinent scientific classification for the animal they turn into, which can give you a hint as to their alternate form if you somehow have an encyclopedic knowledge of animal classification.
Unseelie

The Unseelie Symbol (NON-OFFICIAL)

## Description

The Unseelie is a mysterious group with the "S" symbol that seems to oppose the Tom Tit Tot. Little is currently known of the group, except that the Snow and Sielle family (and possibly Allison Brecht) were killed due to their involvement.

## Trivia

* In folk lore, the Unseelie Court is the court of "dark" fairies.
Jack Honey & Sweets

*'Now lissen here, Zappa... '*-- Jack Honey

Description
Jack Honey is a Tiefling adventurer, while his partner, Sweets, is a large burly shark-like humanoid. They're a pair of troubleshooters operating in Atla.

They competed with the PCs for the opportunity to work for Mortimer Crim. They've turned up several times after that, getting in the way of Morty's Boyz - for example, they were working at the Coppershine Estate when the PCs were on a quest at that location.

Protecting Sielle Manor
After being hired by Dweezil Zappa (?), Jack Honey, Sweets & ""their guys"" are protecting Sielle Manor.

Trivia
* During the live recording of Episode 201's mailbag, Zoë confirmed that Jack Honey and Sweets own a café together named [redacted].
	+ Coincidentally, this was the location that the Morty's Boyz first fought them in during Episode 5 – Jack Honey and Sweets.
Carillion

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## Description

Carrillion is a master spy and information broker, with an obnoxious attitude and an ego the size of a small country.

Shira has hired his services from time to time, and always at a considerable price.

His behaviour is suspiciously similar to that of Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino.

## Trivia

* if he touches shira i'm punching him into the sun
Team Names

Across their adventure, Mortys Boyz have had to split up quite a few times. To make it easier, the group has thought up various names depending on who is teaming up with who.

## Team Names

**Magic Muscle**: Sappire Melody + Rainbow Pegasus

**(The) Dreamteam**: Any Character + Lee Bronne/Rainbow Pegasus

**Team Muscleboyz**: Dweezil Zappa + Ragna (+ Pegasus?)

**Team Badgalz**: Sapphire Melody + Shira Snow

**Team?**: Shira Snow + Ragna
Don Vega Zappa

> *"Last week you vomited into my favourite shoes, Dweezil."*
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## Description

Dweezil's stern father. Don Zappa is a general and leader of the dwarven armed forces, including the trench knights.

He made his first official appearance in Episode 183 – The Price of Nepotism, being disappointed n Dweezil.

## Trivia

* Don Zappa is one of the few characters of the City of Atla that knows about the reality of faries.[wording]
The Sapling

Magical fairy ring received from the Bai Ze for completing the quest, "Take out the trash," claimed by Rainbow Pegasus. It allows him to trade places immediately with any ally in sight. As of Episode 163 – Final Stretch, this ability cannot be used for 1d4+1 turns afterwards, but can then be used again freely.
The Depths

These items are currently in the possession of Shira Snow. They were a gift from the Each-Uisge, as a reward for saving the kelpies.

The Depths are a pair of matching stone rings that feel very cold to the touch. A person wearing these rings can manipulate any liquid within range, presumably limited by line of sight. The liquid can be moulded into the shape of a whip or a blade, as small as a needle or as large as a javelin (or possibly a lance). These weapons deal damage as per a normal version of them, and shatters after a single use.
The Dusk

The Dusk is one of the magical fairy rings, collectively known as The Body, given by the Moorchild as a reward for completing the quest, "Why doesn't my family love me?" It was claimed by Sapphire Melody, and allows her to cast any spell that requires a target onto any ally, regardless of range (e.g. Fly, which is a touch-range spell, could be applied to a distant ally using The Dusk).
Monday

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## Description

Monday is one of the Weekday Assassins, and presumable has the ability to control large groups of people.

They wear a colourful bird mark, similar to the other assassins before them.

Monday first appeared during an attack on Dr. Shrimps' Tent.

## Trivia

* Monday, along with Friday, Thursday and possibly Nundenday, is part of the 'Weekday Assassins'
Nathaniel Boxler/Josh McKenzie

## Trivia

Josh McKenzie/Nathaniel Boxler is a 21 year old male of 5"8 height from Swiss origin. Josh McKenzie joined approximately 550+ days ago with the name "Purple Man" or "Marco Reus". As of today he uses the alias "Nathaniel Boxler".

* Used to be a godmodder!
* His favourite animatronic is Springtrap. (He has said this multiple times)
* He's fucking cringeworthy, okay?
* He used to go by the alias "Springtrap", rping with Eli (previously "Flame" and the retired "Fen/Ren".
* Renews the premium on another chat.

## Extra Information?

This piece is not completed yet, come back later.
Alexander Copperpot

## Description

Shira Snow discovered the name of this individual during a search of her copious collection of account books; apparently, he paid 100 gold pieces per month to the Snow family, for unknown reasons.

**Later it was confirmed that "Alexander Copperpot" does not exist, and likely his existence was a mistake:**

> "*I think it must be, because I had the family members all planned out, and there wasn't anyone else*
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## Description

John Copperpot is the head of the affluent and influential Copperpot family, who reside at the Coppershine Estate. He's an older man with a kind, careworn face, a bristling mustache, and spectacles.

He's the father of Cupri and Cyprus.

The Copperpot's money comes primarily from a mine they own.
Pia Nästa Zinkensdamm

*"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consetetur sadipscing elitr, sed diam nonumy eirmod tempor invidunt ut labore et dolore magna aliquyam erat, sed diam voluptua."*-- Quotee

Past

Pia once lived on a floating island of forest in the Tartan Wastes, Pia suddenly decided she needed to do something about the lack of balance. Trained in magic by the druids, Pia set off to Atla to find aid in her quest or at least make someone else take responsibility.

Involvement

Personality

Trivia

* She's the first spellcaster since Crispin Ascalon to have 'Detect magic'.
	+ Ironically, on her first use of the spell, she rolled a nat 1.

Quotes

* bat noises
The Trolleyman

## Description

The Trolleyman drives a trolley around Atla- or possibly *the* trolley, considering the fact that, every time one of the PCs need to use public transport, they invariably encounter him.

He's witnessed many horrifying things in his life, that have left deep scars on his soul. His constant mutterings of doom and despair follow in his wake like ominous smoke from a fire that hasn't been fully put out. Crispin seems to be fond of him, possibly due to their mutual love of alcohol. Later on, Sapphire Melody considers him a friend of hers, possibly due to their mutual experiences in meatbag-splattering.

In Episode 110 (Ghost Science), Zoë confirmed that The Trolleyman is indeed a Warforged.
The Gust

The Gust is one of the magical fairy rings, collectively known as The Body, presented by the Moorchild as a reward for completing the quest, "Why doesn't my family love me?" It was claimed by Ragna the Red, and allows him to throw allies for double their movement in any direction. Allies thrown using The Gust do not provoke attacks of opportunity, and they do not take fall damage from the throw (e.g. if Ragna threw them 60' straight up, they wouldn't take damage when falling back down).
Guilli

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## Description

Guilli is a member of The Crows.

Little is known about him, because the players managed to completely avoid interacting with him.

Guilli appears to be some form of were-reptile.

## Trivia

* Assuming that his name, much like those of most of his fellow Crows, is derived from the latin name of an existing real-world animal, he may have been based on a Southern long-toed salamander (Ambystoma macrodactylum sigillatum), a sand lizard (Lacerta agilis), or a crested gecko (Correlophus ciliatus)
	+ (Or Zoë may have gotten lazy, and simply named him after a Gila monster.)
* Due to Zoë's phrasing in episode 164: Clear Man-Guage, it is suspected that may be romantically involved with Rubi, the sniper of the crows. (According to Zoë however, it a rather complicated relationship)
Allison Brecht

Allison Brecht is a noble and acquaintance of the Snow family, although their exact connection is currently unknown. In a letter to Shira, it was implied that Brecht was involved in the Unseelie along with Shira's parents, and that she was supposed to tell Shira information that needed to be known.

She lives in a tower in Little Occam, protected by hired guards.
Trench Knights

The trench knights (or "caballeros de trinchera", as they would be called in Spanish-Dwarven) are elite members of the dwarves' armed forces - or at least, that's what they think of themselves. It was revealed in episode 74 that one of their jobs is to guard the sally ports and posterns (or "shadow gates" as they seem to be called in not-quite-Spanish-Dwarven) of Atla. One of these gates can be found in The Basin.

Don Zappa and Don Villa are commanding officers in the dwarven pseudo-militia.
The Breeze

The Breeze was a gift from the Moorchild, of a set of gifts collectively known as The Body, received by Mortyz Boyzzz after completing the quest "Why doesn't my family love me?" It was claimed by Dweezil Zappa.

The Breeze, along with all of the Moorchild's gifts, is a ring. It allows the user to give up any number of stat points in any combination and add those stat bonuses to a teammate. Dweezil is unable to use those bonus points until the power is deactivated.
Episode 6 – A Strange Manor

> *Lee Bronne* *meets up with the rest of the crew, and makes sure to make the best first impression that he can. Bolstered by the addition of their obviously competent new bard, the team heads out to complete a small inconsequential task so that they might complete their first small, inconsequential task. It may or may not involve kneecaps.*
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## Quick Recap

### Players

Christian(DM), Brittney(Ragna), John(Shira), Raphael(Dweezil), Roxanne(Lolani), Vinny(Crispin), Ron(Lee Bronne)

### Current Quest

Get Crims' Money

"Episode 5 - A Strange Manor" is the fifth episode of the Pretend Wizards Podcast.

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## Trivia

* This Episode aired on the 12th May, 2014
Seventh Eye

## Description

The Seventh Eye is a group of troubleshooters in Atla.

Why shove an axe into somebodies face when you can just go after the brain directly? Enemies of the Seventh Eye find their every move accounted for, their own minds turned against them. The targets of Yuri Geller, the Arch-Psionic, are not even safe in their dreams.

On a more speculative note, Lolani purchased the Communication Marbles from a man named Yuri - could there be a connection between him, and the enigmatic leader of the Seventh Eye?
Pretend Wizards Wikia

Welcome to the Pretend Wizards Wikia

This is the RRROILING fan-driven Wiki for the Pretend Wizards podcast, an audio adventure where a bunch of nerds from Port Ewen, NY, share their D&D 5E campaign with the world.

Navigation

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Quick stats

Podcast updates every **Wednesday (NEW)**

Current count of Episodes: **258**

Campain Status: **Ongoing**

The Podcasts first episode aired on
**January 16th, 2014**

Latest Activity
Every One is John

*Pretend Adventures 1 - Everyone Is John* was recorded due to successfully money raising on Patreon.

    The Pretend Wizards crew recorded a one-shot adventure using the Everyone is John rule set (not to be confused with the player named John Smith). Everyone is John is a short free form roleplaying game where players all control the same body, but operate as different personas and fight for control over John's body to reach their goals.

Each persona was voted on by Patrons, Ron played as a detective, John Smith as a businessman, Roxanne played a crazy cat lady, Brittney played a magical girl, Vinnie was a goth kid, Raphael a politician, and Zoës plays the role everyone that isn't John. The setting of this session took place during a large meat festival in Minneapolis.

After a complaint on Reddit, Cristian had this to say:

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Dr. Shrimp

## Description

Dr. Shrimp is a medical doctor who helps tend to injured miners in Mafic Road's huge quarry. It appears that he works for a company called **Bob's Rocks**, and his office is located deep within the mine itself.

During episode 88, *Jump To Your Death*, Morty's Boyz contacted K-Jack and asked for his help in identifying the poison (or at least the composition of it) that had been used to reduced Robespierre to a "cold corn dog", i.e. a comatose deathlike torpor. K-Jack referred them to Dr. Shrimp.

When Morty's Boyz finally meet Dr. Shrimp, they discover that he is, in fact, a 2' tall imp, with green skin, horns, and a tail.
Episode 10 – Oh My

> *After deadly traps, deadly killers, and deadly fire, our heroes are almost home free! Just one more step, and it’s over! But Jack Honey and Sweets certainly aren’t going to make it easy on them. Did it just get really hot in here, or is it just me?*
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## Quick Recap

### Players

Christian(DM), Brittney(Ragna), John(Shira), Raphael(Dweezil), Roxanne(Lolani), Vinny(Crispin), Ron(Lee Bronne)

### Current Quest

Get Crims' Money Back

"Episode 10 - Oh My" is the tenth episode of the Pretend Wizards Podcast.

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## Trivia

* This Episode aired on the 12th May, 2014
Derek Murphy

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## Description

Derek Murphy is a board member of the Mayfield Homeowners' Association, an avid collector, and was the man who adopted Amelie. He uses his position on the board to have a home that would otherwise not follow the HOA's standards and rules.

While Mr. Mann & his family (Ragna, Crispin, & Melody in disguise) distracted Derek, Dweezil & Lee Bronne broke into Derek's home, convincing a concerned citizen they were plumbers.

While ransacking Mr. Murphy's home, Lee found three gold coins, and some other things to steal. Dweezil however, found a rotting severed hand with runes carved into it inside of a bed mattress. Before Dweezil set off a loud alarm, he found a bunch of children's teeth inside of a false bottom of a desk drawer.
Shira Snow

> *Shira Snow’s family was brutally murdered … but by whom?! This is the question she ponders each nght while tirelessly looking through her account books. As she sits in her beautiful mansion, she ponders how she will be able to keep paying for her home. Just then, her butler, Nettles, asks if she needs anything.
> “Nettles! I told you not to disturb me while I’m brooding alone in my office!”
> “So sorry, please forgive me, m’lady”
> Bloodshot eyes turn back to the books. Shira Snow eventually falls asleep at her desk, and has wonderful dreams about being rude to everyone.*
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## Past

Within the past six months, Shira Snow's father and mother (Rurick and Mirabelle Snow) were murdered, presumably by members of the Tom Tit Tot Club—leaving Shira and her younger sister, Moira in the dark about their family's involvement with the Unseelie. The Snow family fortune was lost somehow and the house is falling apart and now only attended Nettles and a handful of other servants.

Before the campaign started, Shira attempted to smuggle her sister out of Atla with the help of members of the Lamarian (?) family. Unknown to her, Moira was present at the Sielle manor when they, too, were killed. According to Waverly Sielle, her sister left with Nundenday.

## Involvement

Shira Snow is one of the original six members of Morty's Boyz. blah blah blah catmiinty needs to finish writing this

## Personality

Shira is known among her companions for her aggression and impulse. She is hard to get along with and is often unwilling to cooperate at inconvenient times. It has been mentioned that she is barely 100 years old, making her a teenager (14-16) by elf standards. Which, may be a factor in her surly attitude and stubbornness.

Her morals are questionable at best, as Shira has no issue with poisoning and killing to get what she wants. The curse that the Moorchild gave her for not saving the changelings has challenged this view point, although not changed it as apparent by her murder of the woodpecker guard in Episode 139 after Allison Brecht's warning.

Despite this, Shira is fond of books and math—passing time in her personal study looking over old family accounts. She has even shown concern for her allies at times and thrown herself into danger to help them, such as when she broke her arm to save Lee Bronne and Crispin Ascalon after finding the Changeling extractor at Dr. Sengar's.

## Trivia

* Pretend Wizards started with the Play Test of 5E. Shira was originally a Wood Elf, but switched to Dark Elf when the players made revisions to their characters with the release of 5E.
* During the early days of the podcast, the other players often made *Game of Thrones* references, shouting "You know nothing, Shira Snow!".
* During episode 6, John made a joke that his character's name was pronounced "Shinra - and my last name is Power!", causing Zoë to marvel at not having noticed the similarity in names before then.
* The Copperpots are one of the families indebted to hers.

## Quotes

* vague shrugging
* "I hate all of you and refuse to cooperate" - Shira probably
Monster

Every major quest location (Smuggler's Cove, Coppershine Estate, Sielle Manor) has one (or more) "Monsters" that the gang must either defeat or avoid, or in two cases, save.

## Smuggler's Cove: The Kelpies

Kelpies were introduced as the area's monster during the Why is the lake blue? quest line. At first thought to be a bunch of identical looking but otherwise harmless party dudes, they turned on Morty's Boyz when ██████.

After the quest ended, the Kelpies stayed in Smuggler's cove and are establishing and underwater city in the Cavern. The smugglers appear to be cool with this.

## Coppershine Estate: The Changelings

Changelings, the "monster" during the quest Why doesn't my family love me?, either residing in wooden doll bodies or inside other people (namely the Copperpots), attempted multiple times to possess the bodies of Morty's Boyz multiple times.

While most of the Changelings were destroyed as the quest ended, three of them were able to find new bodies in the forms of Mezzo, Jordan and Michael.

## Sielle Manor: The Hands or whatever

The only Monster that appears to be of paranormal origin rather than faespawn, this ghostly apparition stalks the halls of Sielle Manor, though it only appears when the mossy floor is disturbed (either by Morty's Boyz or the Penghou).

It's apparently made of the arms of the now-dead residents of Sielle Manor.
Champion & Dynasty

*"My.... god...."*

## Description

Champion and Dynasty are members of the police force in the city of Atla. They're stationed in Loggerspoole, as part of the Vice Bike Squad.

## Trivia

* After our heros had 'resolved' the conflict in the Tower of Commerce, Champion & Dynasty stormed Robespierre's room, ready to take on the reported attacker. However, something changed their mind.
* One time when Crispin visited them at their precinct, they were doing a full police obstacle course in record time... on their bikes.
Rudos

## Description

The Rudos are a group of troubleshooters in Atla.

There was a time when the minotaur people of Ronda were nothing more than slaves to be sacrificed in gladiatorial combat. Eventually, they slew their masters and claimed sovereignty, forming their own powerful city. Rhiannon Bomba and the Rudos seek to bring glory, honour, and money to their fledgling nation, and after a lifetime of blood soaked combat, they’re certainly well prepared.
Moira Snow

## Description

Moira Snow was introduced in episode 98, *Finger Lickin'*. She is the younger sister of Shira, and one of the very few members of the Snow clan that survived the Snow massacre which took place six months prior to the start of the campaign. Between the Snow Massacre and the start of the campaign, Shira attempted to get Moira out of Atla with members of the Lamarrion (?) family. However, they ended up at the Sielle Manor for unknown reasons during the time of the massacre there by Uncle Morty. According to Waverly, she was taken by Nundenday, but her current location is unknown.
Cloak of Salty Seamen

Lee Bronne managed to steal two magical cloaks when the Morty's Boyz were exploring the tower of commerce in Loggerspoole. After some experimentation, the the Boyz determine the cloaks magic offers a disguise: anyone wearing them will take on the appearance whatever beings has the strongest presence in that area. For example in the quaint middle class Mayfield, it will give you the appearance of an average middle class citizen.

A major advantage of the cloak is it is Impossible to detect in both performance & disguise checks.

The downside of these cloaks is they can only be used once a day, and lasts for about 4 turns (1 D4 +2 maybe)
The Weekday Assassins

## Description

The Weekday Assassins are a group of people with strange abilities, wearing colourful masks to hide their identity.

They seem to have a connection with the Tom Tit Tot Club.

### Assassins (in Order of Appearance):

Thursday (In Robespierres Tower)

Friday (After the Coppershine Estate had burned down, in a crowd)

Monday (During an Attack on Dr Shrimps tent)

An unnamed fourth member (during the escape from "faux-HQ")
Braggers

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## Description

Braggers is *"a large person [...] who seems to be more beard than human"*. His face is a horrible contorted mass of scars, with a wide grinning mouth full of blackened teeth, and cauliflower ears. Morty's Boyz met him in person in episode 33.

Braggers lives in a ramshackle wooden building with cramped hallways, like the inside of a badly constructed ship. He employs a tiny enforcer called Flea.

During episode 32, Odette mentioned that she deals with Braggers occasionally, and that he controls a gateway out of the sewers.

Boss Braggers is "big into that whole honorable gangster thing". He's the big crime lord in Loggerspoole, and his gang thinks of themselves as Robin Hood-esque defenders of the common people.

He was mentioned in the folio as "someone who could help stop the wood".

### Why is the Lake Blue?

During the events of episode 33, *Fake Names*, Morty's Boyz needed to pass through Braggers' territory to leave the sewers. When they met Braggers himself, most of them were reluctant to give the crime boss their names:

* Dweezil introduced himself as "John Beatty Dickfat", and (despite, or perhaps because of, the disdain in his voice) succeeded on his Deception check to make Braggers believe him.
* Shira Snow told Braggers her real name.
* Vinnie couldn't think of a good alias, so Ragna tried to help by introducing him as "John Smith" - and then Brittney rolled a 1 on her Deception check. However, Crispin later managed to bluff the crime boss on his own, introducing himself as "Lamp".
* Lee Bronne failed to convince Braggers that his name was "Ann Chovy", but succeeded on his Deception check when he later "admitted" that his name was Tom Ayto. At the end of the episode, Ron realized that he was still wearing his party-goer skin suit, which means that Braggers neither knows his name, nor what he looks like. Hence, Lee Bronne is the only member of Morty's Boyz (other than Sapphire Melody and Rainbow Pegasus) who doesn't run the risk of getting a visit from an irate Braggers or his enforcers.

### Investigate Benbow Inn

Sapphire Melody and Ragna, while visiting Loggerspoole, found a closed off Benbow Inn. While investigating, they found a Poster, calling for adventurers to talk to Braggers about returning an item from the Benbow Inn.

After talking to Braggers (and meeting up with the rest of the team), Morty's Boyz decided to follow Braggers offer for some easy cash. (It was not easy cash.)
Cupri Copperpot

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## Description

Cupri Copperpot is brusque and abrasive, and fond of sports.

She's the sister of Cyprus, and the daughter of John.

At the start of episode 43, *Gang Stalkers*, Dweezil, Ragna and Crispin try to find Cupri. When they notice that her room at the Coppershine Estate is empty, they rummage through its contents. The room is messy and dishevelled, with various weapons lying on the floor.

Ragna finds multiple leaflets for bards and entertainers. One of them has been circled in red: an advertisement for the "dry wit and musical stylings of the comedienne bard, Kate the Bold". Ragna makes a note of where Kate can be contacted.

Vinnie rolls badly on his skill check to search the room, which results in Crispin causing a lot of noise: he notices a monogrammed handkerchief on the dresser, covered by a pewter mug, and when he tries to yank the hankie out, the mug is sent flying and smashes through the window. This alerts Cupri to their presence.

## Trivia

* Cupri knows that Dweezil is an avid party goer, having apparently been to one of his parties before. She's not very fond of him.
Lolani Arbor

*Oh, dear sweet Lolani. How did she end up with this group of insane people? Lolani is a kind and compassionate monk who often tries to stop her straight up mutilating random people. She is often described as the group’s moral compass.*

Lolani Arbor is a Human Monk from the land of Chesna. She was one of the original members of Morty'z Boyz, though tragically left after only one adventure with them. She was played by Roxanne, and was replaced by her following character, Sapphire Melody.

## Past

Little is known about Lolani's past. What is known is that she was originally from Chesna, the blade nation. She eventually left her birthplace to journey to the City of Atla, making her home in The Benbow Inn in Loggerspoole, and becoming employed by Mortimer Crim working alongside Morty'z Boyz.

## Becoming A Troubleshooter

As a member of Morty'z Boyz, Lolani was often at odds with her less morally grounded companions. She aided them in the 'Tell Me Why the Lake is Blue' quest, battling kelpies and the rival Troubleshooter Group, Pal and Friends. During this quest, she made a deal with The Each-Uisge, the Lord of the Kelpie, in the hopes of solving the riddle of the blue water. While she upheld her end of the deal, she failed to do so according to The Each-Uisge's wishes, and was both rewarded, with the magical item referred to as 'The Current', and cursed with the madness of the water horse, that should she ever encounter a large body of water, she would become violent and attack whoever was near. During this time, she became involved in the conflict between Joshua Benbow, the son of the matronly Nora Benbow, and Braggers, aa local crime lord. After this, she began the 'Find Out Why My Family Doesn't Love Me' quest, though after losing her patience with the rest of her comrades, returned to the Benbow Inn, collecting Joshua Benbow to save him from the situation he had embroiled himself in, ultimately leaving the city with him in search of his father.

## Personality

Lolani is the embodiment of Lawful Good, willing to go out of her way for the sake of others, risking her life repeatedly, and giving emotional support to those who needed it. She was also the moral anchor of the party, interposing herself between her friends and whatever mischief they might otherwise create. She is completely selfless, willing to risk falling to her death for a stray cat, become involved in a criminal dispute to save a young man, and willing to potentially journey across the world to reunite said man with his father. This is ultimately what led to her leaving the party, being unable to work alongside those willing to kill, steal, and lie to meet their ends.

## Trivia

* In episode 2, Roxanne mentioned that Lolani was named after one of her NPC subordinates in a mafia campaign that wasn't recorded (and was possibly never played, at all).
Don Villa/Doña Villa

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## Description

Don Villa is a leader of the dwarven armed forces, specifically the trench knights stationed in The Basin.

Amelie has sought asylum with Don Villa, and is currently under her protection. Ragna and the rest of Morty's Boyz found her in Don Villa's care in episode 74.

Don Villa has made a bet with Dweezil: if he, or any member of the Zappa clan, manages to do something for the benefit of the Atlan community, she will open a tapas bar and grant him free tapas for life. (However, since he didn't manage to get her to swear on anything of consequence, it's entirely possibly that she'll be able to ignore this bet.)

## Trivia

* Even though the title "Don" is a male honorific in Spanish-Dwarven (as opposed to the feminine form of the term, "Doña"), Don Villa is allegedly a female dwarf.
Pay my debt!

## Overview

When Crim sent the newly recruited Morty's Boyz to the Two-For-One, with instructions to pay his rent for him, they discovered that the sack he'd given them did not, in fact, contain gold or any form of valuable goods - it was full of bricks.

The owner of the Two-For-One agreed to "look the other way, in a direction where you don't owe me rent" for "a little while", if Morty's Boyz carried out a task for him. They were sent to fetch a burial urn, which Crispin identified (through a lucky Knowledge skill check, in episode 6) as being an Occam design:

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After a lengthy struggle, they managed to acquire the urn. Jack Honey and Sweets turned up (in episode 10) and attacked Ragna and Crispin, who were carrying the urn. Despite being pummeled with a barrage of containers filled with olive oil, Morty's Boyz were able to escape with only minor damage to the urn (which Crispin later repaired with his Mending spell). Ragna and Crispin also shared an intensely sensual moment, when they were slipping and sliding around on top of each other on the ground, coated in slippery olive oil.
At the beginning of episode 11, Lee Bronne was eager to claim a shiny object that he'd spotted inside the burial urn. After groping around inside it - and struggling against Shira, who was trying to stop him from stealing the item before she had a chance to steal it herself - he uncovered a signet ring.... and a lot of ashes.

> **Zoë, the DM:** Your arm is covered in a light dusting of dead people.
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Lolani was upset by this sacrilege:

> **Lolani:** You shouldn't remove things from burial urns! That's so disrespectful.
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The jewelry was identified as a signet ring for the Lamarian family. Shira Snow later determined, by poring over her vast piles of account books, that her family had lent large sums of money to the Lamarian family for zero interest, and that the Lamarians had returned the same favor to the Snows, on several occasions.

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Morty's Boyz delivered the urn to the nameless proprietor of the Two-For-One, but kept the signet ring. After leaving, Crispin turned back (hoping to get one last chance to wheedle the owner's name out of him), and saw the orc hefting the urn over his head, and then hurling it angrily on the ground. Presumably, the orc was actually hoping to acquire the ring, and had no interest in the urn itself.

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## Trivia

* This is the first sidequest Morty's Boyz encountered.
A stinky rat

a stinky rat is a silver scrublord who mains Twitch. He plays nothing but ARAM and yet attempts to act like he has some knowledge of balance. Often complains about people on the internet. Typical liberal shitbird who complains about injustices but offers no real solutions to problems that everyone already knows exists. Often finds humor at the expense of others, despite claiming to be anti-bullying. Somehow avoided the ban waves despite constant suicide threats and general shitposting.

But plays piano on vocaroos for his one redeeming quality.

He really stinks like last time I played with him he smelled like cheese or something.
Dawn's Knights

*"JUSTICE"- some Dawns' Knight, at some point, probably*

## Description

Dawn's Knights are one of the troubleshooter groups in Atla.

Noble warriors and legendary do-gooders, the Dawns Knights are possibly the most righteous of the troubleshooters in Atla. Some say that their leader, the glorious and radiant Skyler Skyseer, may be a little too obsessed with justice.

It was revealed in episode 93: *Wet Paint*, that the majority of the listeners had voted for the Dawn's Knights to become the new rivals and antagonists for Morty's Boyz.

## Members

Current known members of the Dawn's Knights are:

- **(Leader) Skyler Skyseer**: a true champion of justice. He and Morty'z Boyz had conflicts at first, but heard them out about the threat and is now (hopefully) allies with the Boyz.

- **Lady Gawain**: described as a female dwarf wearing "ramlike" armor. Just as enthusiastic about justice as Skyler, but seemingly easier to talk to.

- **Lady Gil**: tall, quiet, and SO GOSH DARN MYSTERIOUS

- **Lady Quixote**: An orc, not much else is known.

## Trivia

* Skyler has amazing hair pass it on
* The Boyz tricked them into looking for "totally real" a trap door in a bush one time. heh.
* Each is named after famous knights.
Friday

## Description

Friday is a ninja-like assassin who wears a colorful goat mask, much like the ANBU from *Naruto*. He apparently can teleport short distances very quickly and easily. His neck seems to be exceptionally long.

Presumably, Friday and Thursday are members of the same shadowy organisation.

Despite Shira Snow's best efforts to attack Friday, she was unable to land a single blow before Friday simply vanished out of sight.
The Dawn

The Dawn is one of the magical fairy rings, collectively known as The Body, given by the Moorchild as a reward for completing the quest, "Why doesn't my family love me?"

It was claimed by Rainbow Pegasus. It allows him to link up with an accepting ally and share senses, racial traits, and spell effects, as well as combining their health into a single health pool. Once the link is broken, the sharing stops, and BOTH allies take the damage inflicted on that combined health pool (e.g. if Ragna took 10 damage and Pegasus took 5 while linked, they would each take 15 damage when the link was broken).

Because this item is wielded by Pegasus, it gets some extra flair attached to it. It operates as an instant tag-team ring, and Pegasus's new partner is instantly wearing their own luchador mask.
Benny

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## Description

Benny is the wishy-washy head of the Happy Sunshine Orphanage.

He and his subordinate, Waaltz, take care of the orphans, though Benny seems to deal with paperwork more than actual orphans.

After discovering that the orphans were being sold to various buyers in Atla, Morty's Boyz have suspected him of running the operation, though it seems more likely that he's just a puppet.

## Trivia

* Thanks to Sapphire Melodys' observational skills, it has been noted that there is apparently some tension between Benny and his co-worker, Waaltz.
Golden Market

## Description

Lee Bronne struggled to make his way through this magical marketplace.

## Trivia

* Zoë described how they'd designed this, on Tumblr:
	+ *In the campaign, there’s a black market that occurs during a nightly magical storm (which is basically the golden storm from The Ill-Made Mute) where the patrons disguise themselves as golden spirits to remain anonymous.*
Helm

## Description

Helm is one of the districts of Atla, home to a large number of artisans and craftsmen. The air is filled with the loud clanging of hammers against anvils, as the numerous blacksmiths ply their trade. Adventurers often frequent this area, eager to purchase quality equipment.

Mortimer Crim's headquarters are located in Helm, two blocks from the Two-For-One bank and pawnshop.

Brograb's Grab Bag is a shop in Helm that caters to all kinds of warriors.
Little Occam

## Description

Little Occam is a big hill in the center of Atla. It's forever raining, with the help of an enchantment. All that rain crashing down on the warn metal buildings makes for a blanket of noise that never goes away.

Sapphire Melody has a place to stay here, although whether the Warforged sorceress can be said to actually "live" here is debatable, given her lack of need for (and flagrant disinterest in) such frivolous activities as eating or sleeping.
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Episode 143 – Natural Born Nerd

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## Quick Recap

### Players

Christian(DM), Brittney(Ragna), John(Shira), Raphael(Dweezil), Roxanne(Sapphire)

### Quick Recap

Local nerd makes accountant blush, more at 11

### Current Quest

Save the Happy Sunshine Orphanage*

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## Episode Summary

Our heros start off in Loggerspoole's famous Tower of Commerce, looking for a way to find information on the latest curious individual - Mr. Benny of Happy Sunshine Orphanage. Despite Shiras' understandable words of caution, Dweezil decides that the best course of action is, as always, pick a random person off the street and ask them where to go next! (Because that hasn't gotten you into trouble before).

## Trivia

* This Episode aired on the 19th September, 2016.
Taggert

## Description

Taggert is possibly the world's most incompetent spy, and suffers from a near-total inability to disguise himself convincingly. However, he is perfectly confident in his spy-abilities.

Someone called 'The Middle Man' hired him to follow Morty's Boyz around and keep tabs on their activities. This led to conflict in the party when it was (almost immediately) discovered: on one hand, they didn't want him spying on them, but on the other hand, if they got rid of him, there's a risk that whoever hired him would find someone else to stalk them, who would inevitably be better at it than Taggert.
Tom Tit Tot Club

The Tom Tit Tot Club's Symbol

## Overview

This chain of country clubs has branches in all the finer boroughs in Atla. Each club features its own style and decor:

* Helm - Zoë mentioned in episode 87, *Treat People with Respect*, that the Tom Tit Tot club in Helm was an arena, where rich people came to watch poor people beat each other to death.
* Loggerspoole - restaurant and dining establishment.
* Mayfield - golf club.
* Tartan Quarter - place of business.

### Loggerspoole

Resides at the top of the Tower of Commerce. [WIP]

### Mayfield

During episode 44, *Batter Up*, Morty's Boyz visited the Mayfield Tom Tit Tot golf club. All of them ended up dressed in golf clothes, for the occasion. Lee Bronne found a random golfer, Cpt. Craig Mortkin, knocked him unconscious and stole his clothes.

The golf club features a pro shop, where Dweezil, Shira, Ragna, Crispin and Lolani acquired the appropriate golfing attire; half of them also purchased golf clubs, which meant that the other half would be "volunteered" as caddies. The pro shop seemingly only employs gnomes as assistants, and has a door bell made of gold and a long, sweeping moon-shaped desk. The cost of a set of golf clothes, including an argyle sweater-vest, is 10 gp. A set of golf clubs likewise cost 10 gp.

## Connections

### The Weekdays

After Morty's Boyz had gone through some close encounters with several of the "Weekday Assassins" that seem to be associated with Thursday, Friday, and Nundenday, they discovered that these enigmatic masked individuals appear to have a connection to the Tom Tit Tot club, since they were wearing the TTT logo underneath their dark cloaks.

Later during their interrogation of Robespierre, he referred to the Weekdays as "Field Agents".

### The Quests

Every Questgiver (except Molly Baker) has had a connection to the TTT so far. Cyprus Copperpot was observed to collect payment for the Boyz from "Ninjamaster Nundenday", who apparently told him to hire Morty's Boyz in the first place.

Adolphus Sveaskog confessed (after being "persuaded" by Shira Snow) that someone told him to hire both Morty's Boyz and Dawn's Knights.

### Orphans and Faries

It is presumed that the TTT not only deals in Faries & Fairy parts, but also Orphan trade via the Happy Sunshine Orphanage.

### Misc

The Black-suited Agents are presumed to operate for the TTT as well, as people wearing their iconic wooden masks were spotted when Shira Snow infiltrated an underground port that smuggled faeries.

Several eyes sporting "plus-shaped pupils" have turned up both in the walls of the Happy Sunshine Orphanage and in Smuggler's Cove. They appear to work as a literal eye for the Black-suited Agents and fire lazers.
The Tide

This item is currently in the possession of Dweezil Zappa, who caused the entire group of players to burst into raucous guffaws when he pulled this string of beads out of the wet hole of the fountain. It was a gift from the Each-Uisge, as a reward for saving the kelpies.

The Tide is a long necklace of gold pearls; when it is wrapped around a person's arm and part of its length is held in their hand, it can be used to temporarily steal an item that another person is holding. The Tide swaps places with the other item for 1d4 rounds, before returning to its original wielder.

Ragna and Dweezil both experimented with their items by hitting Lee Bronne with them - in Dweezil's case, this had no effect (other than the entirely non-magical effect of causing 7 points of damage).
Dweezil Zappa

**Player:** Raphael

**Race:** Dwarf

**Height:** 4'2"

**Weight:** 140 Lbs

**Class:** Fighter

**Alignment:** Chaotic Neutral

**Weapons:** Sword, Crossbow

**Special Items:** The Tide

**Bio:** Dweezil of the Zappa clan is NOT the son of a famous musician, but rather the son of a famous general, Don Vega Zappa. (However, he has mentioned the existence of a brother named Ahmet, so...)

Although he is a skilled little fighter with rock hard abs, Dweezil is accustomed to living the good life with daddy’s money. Dweezil’s many servants braid his luxurious locks daily, tend to his every whim, and dress him in the finest attire. But… oh no… what’s this? Daddy has cut him off! Now he must \*gasp\* work to keep up with his lavish lifestyle. Oh god, will he have to touch poor people?!

Dweezil currently resides in Hospes Manor, which is located in the expensive Tartan Quarter.