Cracking the Crane/Transcript

## Rusing to the Arcade

(It is midnight, & we see a owl that is sleeping. Soon, we then see the Angry Birds dash by, dragged by a excited Red. The owl is so shocked that it's head rapidly spins 360 degrees & soon detaches off of it's body.)

Red: (Shouting excitedly) There's no time to waste!!

Hal: Oh c'mon, mate! It's half-past midnight.

Matilda: Maybe we would get a good night's sleep if it wasn't for Red sneaking out to the Crane Arcade. (Yawns.)

Chuck: (Exhausted) What? He can't help it! The arcade just opened 3 days ago without him knowing!

Bomb: (Tired) & why's that?!

Chuck: Because we had to keep the arcade a secret otherwise he'll go crazy with cranes again!

Jay: (Exhaustedly angry) Then why did you tell him?!

(Cut to a flashback.)

Past Chuck: (Whispering softly) We need to keep this arcade a secret, otherwise he'll hear us.

Past Matilda: (Whispering) Who's "he"?

Past Chuck: (Shouting) Red, & if we accidentally tell him that the arcade's full of cranes he'll go crazy!!!!!!!!

(Red appears behind Chuck, smiling wide & creepingly.)

(End of flashback.)

Chuck: I knew we needed to put the earmuffs on Red so he wouldn't hear us.

Red: WE'RE HERE!!!!!!!!

(Zoom out to show the Birds already at the Crane Arcade.)

Jay, Jake & Jim: (Sadly) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! IT'S TO LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

### The Crane Game Streak

(Cut to inside the Crane Arcade, where Red is looking in awe while the others are sleeping.)

Red: (Awed) You ready to have an awesonme time?! (He turns around to see the others asleep.)

Matilda: (Wakes up.) Huh? Who said that... (She falls asleep again.)

Red: Oh, come on, sleepyheads!

(The others wake up, surprised.)

Chuck: Do you mind!

Red: Well, I can't help it! (Excited) LET'S PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

(He whizzes off, leaving behind a trail of flames.)

Hal: (Shrieks & pulls out a fire extinguisher, & extinguishes the flames.)

Bomb: That freak really needs to calm down.

Matilda: We're heading back home. (The others begin to leave, but they immediately fall over & fall asleep.)

Red: (He inserts a coin into the claw machine & claws up a stuffed teddy bear. He wildly cheers.)

Matilda: (Mumbling in her sleep.) Yep. That guy's lost his mind.

## The Hardest Crane Alive

Red: Good! Now I'll do it 9 more times! (He inserts 9 more coins & wins more stuffies.)

Hal: (He wakes up from the noise.) Is he still going?!

Red: Okay. That's probably enough. (He begins to leave.)

Matilda: Oh, thank goodness, he's leaving.

Red: (He rushes right back to the claw machine.) But I'll do it 10 more times!11

Bomb: Are you KIDDING ME?!?!

(The crane-crazed Red continues playing on the claw machine. It then cuts to a "9-hours later" time card, & then it cuts back to Red, tiredly playing with the claw game.)

Red: Good! That's (Yawns) enough.

Matilda: Thank you! We're going home!

(The other exhausted Birds crawl their way home.)

(Cut to the Birds watching TV, with Red the only one awake.)

(Soon, a commercial plays & Red immediately leaps off the couch to see. He gasps & watches the commercial.)

Red: (He gasps.) I'm gonna win the most hardest crane game!!!!!!

(Everyone else wakes up in fear, with the sound of glass breaking.)

Jim: (Whispering) Oh no.

Red: But first, (Deep voice; & the opacity deepens.) I'll need to train.

Chuck: Oh thank goodness. He's gonna train. Quickly, everyone! Sleep before he can finish! (The others fall alseep.)

(Cut to a montage of Red training.)

Red: I'm ready.

## The Showdown

(Cut to the Angry Birds at the Crane Arcade.)

Red: Okay! Everyone's refreshly awake & fully awaken, & I'm ready to tackle the game!

Matilda: Boy, am I glad we got some good rest.

Chuck: Let's see what this "Hardest Crane Game" is like.

(Cut to the Birds confronting the hardest crane game.)

Red: Okay. I gotta try. (The Birds cheer Red as he tries the game with the tiny claw. Soon, he wins a potion. They all cheer.)

Matilda: He won a potion? I never tasted one before & I need to try it!!! (She drinks the potion & she starts to melt & shapeshift, 1st into Bill Cipher.)

Red (Shrieks) WHO ARE YOU?!

Bill Cipher: Ugh. Bill Ciph-- (He screams in pain as he starts to shapeshift again.)

(This time, he turns to Jerry Mouse from Tom & Jerry. Jerry screams. He then turns into Tree Trunks from Adventure Time, Lincoln Loud from The Loud House & Oggy from Oggy & the Cockroaches. The episode ends. For more info, click here.)