Johnny Vincent

*"He was once the leader of the band of greasers back at an irrelevant boarding school on the east coast, and was definitely a heartthrob among all the girls at the school, but he always pushed the women who cared about him away for one dirty nihilistic tramp, who only cared about tearing him apart inside and out. After graduating from said boarding school, he had nowhere to go, deciding to join up with MotorStorm at the very first festival held in Monument Valley. Nowadays, he still has his charm with the ladies, but there's not too many women in MotorStorm that are of his tastes, and he still has his passionate anger issues he had back in high school."*

*"Ain't nobody makin' a fool'a Johnny Vincent." - Johnny*
**Johnny Vincent** is a crossover character appearing throughout The Cherrybomber's *MotorStorm* fanon universe. He appears as the Greasers clique leader in *Bully*.

Throughout the MotorStorm Festival, he's usually huffing on cigarettes, and flirting with the female festival-goers, and occasionally he'll be flirting with Candi. Other than that, he's usually out riding his BMX bike, or working on his vehicles.

Usually he speaks fondly of a certain unfaithful ex-girlfriend of his, wondering how he could've made things right, despite people tend to tell him that she probably wasn't worth his time. Rumor has it that Queen B has the hots for him, though Johnny openly denies it.

## Vehicles

### Pandrosia

* BMX Bike
* Mountain Bike
* Mohawk Indiana
* Ibex Bushfire
* Falfer Domino
* Mohawk Roadhog
* Voodoo Sandcutter
* Castro Robusto
* Falfer Stanger
* Mojave Slugger
* Castro Varadero
* Patriot Madonna
* Italia Gladiatore
* Monarch Champ
* Patriot Pre-GW
* Magnum Catfish
* Castro Camalero
* Bluebird Miller Special
* Bluebird Mamba Coupe
* Capstan Brutale
* Patriot Blackwood
* Glendale Hammershark
* Bluebird Tantive Daytona
* Bluebird Tantive GT
* Bluebird Super Tantive
* Falfer Bobcat
* Falfer Rockstar
* Lunar-Tec Anansi
* Lunar-Tec Steamer
* Voodoo Mastadon

#### Special Vehicles

* Falfer Supercell
* Patriot Pitbull
* Patriot V8 XR Libtard
* Glendale Squarebody
* Patriot Renegade
* Mohawk Recon
* Bluebird Saturn

### Fendrana

* Monarch Sparrowhawk
* Patriot Contender
* Babushka Sukhoi
* Atlas Recruiter
* Mohawk Indiana
* Lunar-Tec Steamer
* Voodoo Mastadon
* Capstan Brutale
* Italia Gladiatore
* Monarch Champ
* Ibex Bushfire
* Mojave Slugger
* Castro Varadero
* Voodoo Sandcutter
* Castro Robusto

### Gearheads Reunited

* Falfer Domino
* Mohawk Roadhog
* Patriot Pre-GW
* Magnum Catfish
* Castro Camalero
* Bluebird Miller Special
* Bluebird Mamba Coupe
* Falfer Stanger
* Patriot Pre-GW
* Castro Toro
* Magnum Catfish
* Bluebird Tantive GT
* Voodoo Hoobastank J-GT

## Quotes

He can be interacted with both at the Festival Site and on The Carrier

### Pandrosia

* *"I don't think Queen B is of quality, she buts bad pictures in my head of my ex."*
* *"Ay, Falkenberg! You're a lil' brat and you're an idiot!"* - Taunting Gretchen Falkenberg
* *"She was just so special to me...."* - Responding to Tracey Prescott
* *"I swear, rightly so, that all the chicks here have somethin' for me."*
* *"I need a smoke right now."*
* *"Honestly, none'a these girls around here appeal to me."*
* *"Sometimes I really shake muh' head at how these morons can't do no BMX tricks."*
* *"When I'm done kickin' your @$$ on the track, I'm gonna go find me a woman!"*
* *"Oh man, the food here is goo-hoo-hoo-hood!"*
* *"I'mma be honest, I miss being the king of BMX back at Bullworth, now we gotta deal with all these BMX pros who make me look like nothin' and they make a fool'a me!"*
* *"If anything, Jarod makes sense with the things he says, I mean, how the hell do we re-appear on the track after we crash? It don't make no f%&\*in' sense at all."*
* *"**Awwwww f\*(#@!!!!** I'm gonna kill you and Monjafetta for that when I get up!!!"* - Getting kicked in the nuts.
* *"Did Monjafetta put you up to this? I'm totally gonna erase the both of your asses!!!"* - Being table topped.

#### Riding BMX Bikes

##### Commenting on a successful trick

* *"Good one, kid."*
* *"Nice job, add a bar spin next time!"*
* *"Awesome!"*
* *"I'm likin' what I'm seeing!*

##### Commenting on a failed trick

* *"Whatever!"*
* *"You ain't nothin' special!"*
* *"You're tryin' too hard, kid."*

##### Failing a trick himself

* *"Awww f&\*%!!!"*
* *"Damn it!!"*
* *"Damn it, I was on a roll here!!"*

##### Knocked down by the player

* *"Don't make me hurt you!"*
* *"Just a scratch, I'll be alright!"*
* *"Stop being such a jerk, kid!"*
* *"My face!"*
* *"That didn't hurt at all! Do it again!"*
* *"Don't touch the jacket!"*
* *"Relax, kid!"*
* *"Ey! Lay off with that s\*%# already!"*

##### Knocked down too many times

* *"You maggot!"*
* *"I'm gonna break your face when I get up!"*
* *"You think you can challenge me?!"*
* *"I've been looking forward to this for a long time!"*
* *"You won't even know what hit you, kid!"*
* *"Now you've made me angry!"*

##### Chasing the player

* *"I'm just toyin' with ya kid!"*
* *You're lucky you're ugly to begin with!"*
* *"Once I'm done with ya, yer' gonna be lookin' even more ugly!"*
* *"You better keep runnin' kid!"*

##### Knocking down the player

* *"How do ya like that?! Huh?!"*
* *"My name is Johnny Vincent!"*
* *"I told you not to mess with me!"*
* *"You never had a chance, kid!"*
* *"Right in the FACE!!!"*
* *"You're nothing!"*

##### Noticing the player getting chased

* *"Come on! Kick his ass!"*
* *"Show some spirit!"*
* *"Keep it up, you almost got my blood going!"*
* *"Now I wanna join!"*

##### Outran by the player

* *"Oh man, I need to quit smoking!"*
* *"When I catch you, you're gettin' a haymaker!"*
* *"Alright, I'll let you go this time!"*
* *"I'm comin' for ya later!"*
* *"I'll get'cha next time!"*

##### Hit by a vehicle

* *"What-in-the-f\*#)@?!*
* *"Lola! Please come find me! I'm dying!"*
* *"Who did that?!"*

#### Mountain Bike Racing

##### Finishing 1st place

* *"Oh yeah!! I told you that you know you're gonna lose!"*
* *"Nobody makes a fool 'a Johnny Vincent!"*
* *"If only Lola were here to see this..."*
* *"I'm Johnny Vincent!"*

##### Finishing Below Podium

* *"Best 2 outta 3."*
* *"You won, so what."*
* *"And why should I care?"*
* *"I'll get you next round."*

##### Taunting

* *"You ain't gonna beat Johnny Vincent!"*
* *"I'm not even trying!"*
* *"You know you're gonna lose!"*

### Fendrana

* *"I heard someone ran a Phantromeda over in Capytalon, and they disappeared."*
* *"That Blackhawk guy thinks he's so tough, I'll kick his butt on the track."*
* *"You think you're goin' to heaven with that kinda attitude?! Oh, no you ain't!"* - to Giles Cromey
* *"Really f'n sucks how there's no places without mud to ride my BMX Bike at."*

### North American Dream Pack - The Big Apple

* *"New York City looks to be a f@#$in' awesome place for a TarmacStorm race!"*

### North American Dream Pack - Monument Valley

* *"Ay, Big Dog, Remember me?! How's Lola doin' nowadays?!"*
* *"She what?! That can't be possible!!!"*

### Untamed Tundra - Yakutia Lowland

* *"Can you f'n believe it? Some dude came in from an alternate universe, instead of just the past within our own!"*
* *"Dayum, that Shahin guy killed it out there in his first race! Did you f@#$in' see that?!"*