We Are Family

The Acolytes in Sexy Tights throw Juxxtina a baby shower and help bring her baby into the world.

## Major Plot Points

#### Baby Shower

* The Acolytes celebrated Juxxtina's baby shower at the On the Rocks Tavern. Each party member presented the mother-to-be with a gift.
	+ Dikarus Bottombane gave the baby a training dagger that had a rattle built into the pommel.
	+ Sybil Ringwell gave the baby a wolf plush made out of her werewolf fur and Juxxtina a bottle of fancy lotion. Sybil used her magic to examine Juxxtina's baby, discovering it was a boy and a tiefling like his mother.
	+ Dewey Thundersnatch bestowed a sardine wrapped in a special seaweed as well as a gift card for 1 free resurrection in case anything happened to the baby.
	+ Aryan Grande and Clows Kufas combined their magic to give Juxxtina a massage.
	+ Muchomucho M Amor gave the baby fashionable caped onesies.
	+ Barbara Duke gave Juxxtina cash, a trust fund for when he turns 18, and a guaranteed internship at one of her establishments.
	+ Bromo promised to have the birds and the bees talk with the baby when he comes of age.
* Barb noticed a fashionable older woman eyeing the party's table. She went over to her and, unlike all the other times she spoke with another older woman, the two shared a pleasant conversation about wealth and fashion. Muchomucho overheard the woman's name, Melf the Milf, and introduced himself to the infamous witch and praised her for her spellcraft. Sybil kindly refreshed Melf's drink. Melf confessed the party was much more pleasant than she expected after seeing and hearing about them at the Royal Ball. When Aryan asked what she heard about her, Melf said she hadn't noticed her but heard she was a spitfire.
* Melf was there to welcome Juxxtina into the Milfdom. She gave the tiefling a hug and whispered something Juxxtina couldn't understand in her ear before taking her leave. Juxxtina felt the baby kick after speaking with Melf.
* Aryan and Muchomucho played a game of egg toss until they dropped an egg, which exploded into blue fireworks to reveal the baby's gender. Unfortunately, this caught the curtains on fire. Dewey water bended the drinks from a nearby table celebrating a couple's 80th anniversary to douse the flames.
* Barb and Bromo played Disrobe Jaime and removed clothes from a Jaime meat statue while blindfolded. Sybil ended up eating the entire meat sculpture.
* Dewey smashed open the sperm whale piñata. It rained smaller piñatas that each had an Acolyte's name on it. Clows opened his and found a snow globe with a turtle in it. When he shook it, it created a whirlpool the turtle surfed on. Clows discovered these gifts were from Melf.
* The party assumed Barb paid for everything and set the whole party up with Juxxtina. Barb shared she just found the venue. Melf had secretly taken care of the rest.

#### Jughead

* Juxxtina cried out in pain as she went into labor. The party rushed her through the streets of Slushy Slopes where they had to make it through a satyr parade, wood elf activists, and an ogre brawl. Unfortunately, they were too late. Juxxtina started giving birth in the street. Aryan created a blade barrier for privacy, which annoyed Looky Lou. Muchomucho used his magic cloak to fan Juxxtina with cool air. Bromo held her hand. Dewey helped the healthy baby boy.
* Melf dispelled the blade barrier and told the Acolytes that her magic mirror warned Juxxtina would usurp her in becoming the fairest milf in all the land. The baby then transformed into a dracohydra and attacked our heroes alongside the evil step milf. Aryan used her minor illusion spell to create a phantom of her own head and floated it close to the dracohydra. Two if its heads seemed charmed by the gnome bard.
* Dikarus jumped into action and stabbed Melf with his soul sword. Muchomucho unleashed minute meteors to taunt Melf. Melf fired back with her own meteor shower that badly injured the whole party and knocked out Clows. Barb tried to talk Melf down. Melf insincerely apologized but turned the baby into a 9-year-old. Juxxtina wasn't interested in her half hearted apologies and ordered her friends to kill the bitch. The new mother then cast fire storm on Melf. The wicked step milf turned the baby back into a dracohydra. Dewey tried healing his friends but Melf countered his magic.
* The dracohydra unleashed an acid breath on the party. Juxxtina used her dampen elements ability to protect Muchomucho. Bromo recklessly attacked Melf with his axe. Aryan cast chaos bolt and her wild magic made her cast sunbeam as well. All of this energy shot a hole through Melf's chest, killing her and injuring Bromo behind her as well. Dewey stabilized a dying Clows
* Sybil captured Melf's soul in a soul cage spell and learned her magic mirror is located in her home in a town called Lucarda.
* The group decided to name Juxxtina's baby Jughead. Thanks to her imprinting trick, Jughead is just as attached to Aryan as he is to Juxxtina.