Yam/profile

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## Personality

If a Vodka Mom and a Wine Aunt felt like combining their Good-Time powers, Nanyamka would be the result. Aged like a refined and highly accessorized wine, the reward for the worst mom of the year goes to her.

She’s cool and collected, and her grandiloquent demeanor sets her apart from all of those other moms. She’s a suave mom! She’s a chic mom. She’s the mom who will impress your friends at junior high just by existing! So, why not invite her to that parent-teacher conference coming up?

The answer is plain and simple. Not a good idea. As nice and motherly as she is, none of that overflowing charm and charisma can overshadow her inconsiderate nature when it comes to her image. She’ll talk about how much she wants to love and support you, and then throw you under the bus when a L\*uis Vuitton bag is dangled out in front of her.

She’ll make sure to step on you extra hard with those 6-inch heels of hers when she runs you over to get to it, too.

## Background

When the ‘penthouse-housewife’ lifestyle became a little too hard to reach, Nanyamka did everything in her power to live her best life, all while being the perfect mother to her two little girls. It didn’t work out so hot.

Being born in Charlotte, North Carolina to a rather normal middle class family, Nanyamka couldn’t help but wish for more in her life. Sure, she wasn’t poor, but that didn’t stop her from desperately eyeballing those new heels on display in the J\*mmy Choo store. Obsessed with looking her absolute best no matter what and becoming the model woman, it didn’t take her long to specifically find a wealthy guy in college to get engaged, married, and start a family with. He was in love with her, but all she loved was the idea of children and a million dollar home in New York, which was coincidentally where they settled down.

Sure, Sterling was nice guy, but he was also smart. Smart enough to deduce that letting this woman throw his money away on clothes and alcohol like it was free real estate wasn’t gonna look good for his family’s future. So, he did what any dissatisfied spouse would do:

He filed for a divorce, Nanyamka losing the battle when it came to who had custody over their children.

She was allowed visits, but that wasn’t enough for her. She would pop up unannounced to see her kids, all while berating the man who had separated her from the two people she loved almost as much as her G\*cci phone case. A restraining order was filed, and she then (bitterly) made her home in an apartment in New York City. This was as fancy as she could get, which was unsurpsingly not enough for her. Even when she was living off of her parents money, and the money her ex-husband gave her out of pity.

Life was boring. Drab. She couldn’t even gold dig her way into another jackpot because she had kids now! She was supposed to be at home making diamond encrusted apple pies and living worry free!

That’s when she saw the ad. Looking at her hundred dollar nails, she figured a little change in her usual M\*chael Kors life wouldn’t hurt. With an expensive clutch purse in hand, she made her way to the meeting spot.

Maybe she could get some two hundred dollar nails.

## Trivia

* Slim thick.
* Talks with a slight Ghanaian (Ewe) accent
* Has two daughters. One is 2, while the other is 4.
* Alcohol tolerance is that of a god
* Can speak 5 languages
* Has a deep, smooth voice. She rarely raises it.
* Coddles everyone to fill in that twisted empty nest syndrome she has
* Idolizes B\*yonce
* Comes off as cold at first, but her motherly nature shows through almost immediately after.
* Pretty secretive about how she lost sight in one of her eyes

## Quotes

* > "*Say Something Here*"
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