Kekistan Fuck Up

A Month After The Pants War Occurred between The Polynesian Territories and Don Immortalis, The First Order Remnants decided to set up shop on New Zealand's South Island. This move was not taken nicely by The Resurrection Republic and the refugee New Zealanders.

### Don Withdrawl

In a desperate attempt by Red to make peace in the region she contacted The Don and told him that he would be a lot better off if he withdrew his troops from the North Island and Send them Back Home. To Everyone in the World's Surprise, the Don Agreed and Withdrew his troops in the region and also destroyed all his structures on New Zealand so that nobody else could have them.

### The First Order Problem

For the first time in 50 years, the First Order was a problem for someone and not because they were attacking people but because they had to leave. Grand Admiral Jaydana tried to talk with many different Factions to organise his withdrawal from the region. He Contacted Joseph Malo and Red to see if they would help and things kept bouncing between partners. Eventually, Joseph Decided that Jaydana could have the North Island in Exchange for the South. Since Joseph did not Work for The Polynesian Territories the NZ troops rightfully saw this as a dick move or as Malo trying to take over.

### Wrath Of 1000 Kiwis

Polynesian troops started rioting on the North Island and attacking All Magic Users (which they associated with Malo) Key Kiwi Officers spoke out against Malo which caused the People of the North Island to demand he and his troops leave. The Anti-Malo stance was both because he made a decision without consulting the people it would affect and also because his Magic People were blamed for the major losses on the NZ side since they were mostly for defence and little to none carried guns. Eventually, Malo decided to abandon this idea and just make the First Order go somewhere else.

### The Kekistan Fuck Up

Eventually Red and Malo decided to send some ship to extract the First Order Remnants along with Chills who was arriving later. 400 out of 500 Remnants had been loaded up onto the ships when IT happened. A Kekistani Tyrone-Class Submarine Emerged from the Sea and shot an Ashtronium, Tipped Torpedo into the ships which killed everyone in it. Nobody knows why Kekistan did this but the most likely reason was Personal Gain by Sargon Of Akkad. Chills got to the fleet just after it exploded and was Shocked by what he saw. The Confederation Of Rust was monitoring the Area and managed to get video footage of the Sub which they shared with the other Factions that were involved. It was quickly figured out and everyone was shocked that a former Ally had attacked them and tried to Prevent the first Peaceful resolution by The Don to anyone.

### Trying To Cover Up

Kekistan quickly got into contact with the other leaders and tried bribed them into submission with promises of Sheckles and technology. This left most of the leaders Angry but ultimately, they agreed. Another part of the Deal was that they would not let the footage go public which the leaders reluctantly agreed to.

### The Leak

Ultimately Even though all the leaders agreed to keep the footage private it appears that one let it slip (I'm not telling you who) The Footage was leaked to the public and it quickly spread across the internet until everyone saw it. Kekistan was shamed by many nations Including The Ashtron Empire who had Ashtron Gaming write a personal letter of "What the Fuck" to Sargon. This started a global Panic that Kekistan was infiltrating governments or tilting events in their favour and many nations grew a permanent suspicion of Kekistan from then on.

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