Matthew's Revenge!

**Matthew's Revenge!** is the 77th episode of The Loudest House!

Next episode: The Puuurfect Job?

## Synopsis:

With help from Zhan Tiri and his grandfather, Tromus, Matthew gets revenge on the Loud family and the Millers for getting in his way.

## Character appearances:

* Matthew
* Tromus
* Zhan Tiri
* Lisa Loud
* Lincoln Loud
* Lola Loud
* Lana Loud
* Lucy Loud
* Lynn Loud
* Luan Loud
* Luna Loud
* Leni Loud
* Lori Loud
* Rita Loud
* Lynn Loud Sr
* David Miller
* Greg Miller
* Henry Miller
* Lizzie Miller
* Emma Miller
* Robert Miller
* Brittany Miller
* Sarah Miller
* Todd Miller

## Transcript:

On a Saturday afternoon at the Loud home, the Louds were doing their respective activities.

Lisa went up to her siblings with her tracker.

Lisa: Guys! I have some news you might not like!

Lola: I DIDN’T win Miss Southeastern Michigan?!

Lisa: No!

Lana: Well, everything’s going fine for me… Lucas gave me a new frog, which I name, Hops Jr!

Lisa muttered under her breath.

Lisa: Which will later be dissected…

Lincoln: Lemme guess. Landon beat me in the new Turbo Racer video game.

Lori: Or… BOO BOO BEAR’S BREAKING UP WITH ME?!

Lori began sobbing uncontrollably.

Lisa: NO! Bobby’s not breaking up with you, Lori!

Lisa muttered.

Lisa: Unfortunately.

Lori glared at Lisa, as she heard that last comment.

Lisa: It’s Matthew.

Lola: You mean our nerdy little ancestor with white hair like Lincoln? No thanks!

Lisa: Hey, Matthew isn’t nerdy! Anyways… He’s coming to Royal Woods, to uh, see how the modern lives…

Lucy: Aaaaand?

Lisa: AND he’s bringing his dreadful grandfather, and...wait for it…

Lisa sighed.

Lisa: Zhan Tiri.

The Louds (in unison): ZHAN TIRI?!

Lincoln: She ABDUCTED ME in her Great Tree lair!

Lily began crying.

Lisa: I know, I know. If this means Matthew is also planning something like those gremlins, then we all need to work together to protect each other.

Lynn: LAME! I have baseball tryouts I can’t miss! And Betsy better not make the team and gloat in my face!

Luan: Sorry, Lis. But that’s one situation you’ll need to face on your own. Benny’s taking me out to the theater!

Luna: And Sam and I are going to go to Mick Swagger’s concert that’s playing HERE in Royal Woods!

Lola: And Isabelle and I were going to go dress shopping for the next pageant. She requires my help to navigate some of the shops since not all of them are wheelchair accessible.

Leni: I could help you, Lisa!

Lisa smiled hugely.

Leni: OH! But it’s the day Fiona and Miguel want me to help restock Reininger’s. There’s going to be a big shoe sale!

Lisa face palmed.

Lisa: Does ANYONE not see how dire this situation is?

Lincoln: I do! I think he’s STILL mad that I punched him in the face!

Lucy: And this Zhan Tiri… what is she exactly?

Lisa: Well, uh. She’s a demon.

Lucy’s stoic frown became a smile.

Lucy: Wicked.

Lisa: UH. An EVIL demon out to destroy the human race!

Lucy: Sigh…

Lisa: So, the rest of you better be on board, cause here’s what we’re going to do…

Lisa began telling her plan to her siblings.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, at the Miller home, David was on his phone messaging Varian and Cassandra.

Greg came in.

David: It was such a genius idea to give Varian and Cassandra phones so they can contact us in the 1500’s!

Greg: Yes! They even can message you well into 1520!

David: I am aware.

David looked down at his phone.

David: Oh no. Looks like Matthew, Zhan Tiri, and Tromus are coming to Royal Woods!

Greg: They ARE?!

David: Yep.

Greg yelled out the door.

Greg: MILLER SIBLING MEETING NOW!

The rest of the Millers came into David, Greg, Henry, and Robert’s room.

Robert: What is it? I was baking brownies for Riley.

Henry: And I was helping mom and dad with their taxes!

Brittany: Well, I was just completing a new masterpiece… to give to Varian and Cassandra!

David: About that. They notified me that Zhan Tiri, Matthew, and Tromus are coming to Royal Woods.

Emma: Well. We’re doomed.

Lizzie: Now I wouldn’t say that. If we just calmly talk to Zhan Tiri, Matthew, and Tromus about how they’re feeling, they’ll calm down.

Greg: In WHAT world?

Robert: That would NEVER work!

David: This world is clearly doomed. We must take action. So, who’s with me?

The Millers (in unison): WE ARE!

David: Great! Cause here’s what we’re going to do!

David began telling his siblings his plan.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, Zhan Tiri, Tromus, and Matthew stepped out of a portal they created back in 1520.

Zhan Tiri: Royal Woods. Matthew, you SURE you know what you’re doing?

Matthew: YES! We’ll all DESTROY those worthless Louds and Millers of 2020!

Tromus: That’s my boy!

Matthew: And I think we should find them pretty easily…

Zhan Tiri: And all of Royal Woods WILL fall!

The villains laughed evilly.

~ ~ ~

At Lynn’s Table, the Loud siblings rushed in to see Rita and Lynn Sr serving food.

Lisa: Mom, dad! We need your help!

Rita: What is it?

Lincoln: It’s Matthew.

Lola: And Tromus…

Lucy: And...sigh… Zhan Tiri.

Lynn Sr: What about them?

Lisa: They’re going to get their revenge on us!

Rita: Whatever for?

Lynn: Beats me! To be a butt-head?

Lynn Sr: We should remain calm. They live in the 1500’s. How could they possibly come to 2020?

Lisa: It’s true! Look!

Lisa held up her tracking device.

Rita: You have them tracked?

Lisa: Not important now. What is important is they’ll destroy Royal Woods if we don’t stop them!

Lori: And possibly...the whole world.

Luan: I have no puns for this scenario.

Lisa: Finally something GOOD to come out of this!

Luan glared at Lisa.

Lisa: But seriously. We all must stop them! They were all headed to our house, according to the tracker.

Lynn Sr: Oh, not on our watch!

Lisa: So, here’s what we’re going to do!

Lisa began telling her family her plan.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, at R & R’s Great Eats, the Millers were discussing their plan on stopping Matthew, Zhan Tiri, and Tromus.

David: And we just give them the element of surprise!

Greg: But they’ve ALWAYS seemed to know our every move!

Sarah: We’d all better be careful.

Todd: Who knows what we’re up against?!

Lizzie: I say no violence. Violence isn’t the answer. We should just talk to them about their feelings. They may become better people if we get an explanation on why they’re so evil.

David: That is the most ridiculous idea ever. Matthew, Tromus, and Zhan Tiri are ruthless villains who don’t care about feelings.

Robert: I must agree. Which is why we’re meeting HERE so they don’t come bug us.

Emma: I thought Zhan Tiri knew about your restaurant, Robert.

Robert: She does. But she doesn’t know WHERE. And Matthew and Tromus certainly have no clue about this place, too.

Brittany: We’re going to have to be a little creative with approaching them. Clearly the usual confronting them doesn’t always work.

Henry: I could help them with their taxes…

Greg: That’s a great idea!

Henry: It is?

David: Yes! You bore them with your, although interesting, tedious math talk!

Henry glared at David.

David: What? Here’s exactly what we’re going to do!

David was telling his plan to the other Millers, while Zhan Tiri, Matthew, and Tromus were at another table.

Matthew: They better not ruin my plan.

Zhan Tiri: They won’t. Cause you got me on your side.

Tromus: And me. Matthew, you take after me so much.

Matthew: Don’t I know it!

~ ~ ~

At the park, both the Millers and the Louds showed up.

David: Lisa?

Lisa: David?

Lola and Lana (in unison): Greg?!

Greg: Lola and Lana?!

Henry: Lucy?

Lucy: ...Henry?

Lizzie: Lily? Lincoln?

Lily and Lincoln (in unison): Lizzie?!

Emma: Luan? Lynn?

Lynn and Luan (in unison): Emma?

Robert: Luna? Leni?

Leni and Luna (in unison): Robert?!

Brittany: Lori?

Lori: Brittany?

Sarah: Lynn?!

Lynn Sr: Sarah?

Todd: Rita?

Rita: Todd?

The Millers and the Louds (in unison): What are YOU doing here?!

A familiar voice echoed.

Voice: I know what you’re doing here…

The Millers and the Louds turned around to see Matthew, Zhan Tiri, and Tromus.

Matthew: You’re here to meet your doom…

Lisa: I’m not scared of you, Matthew!

Lincoln: Uhh… Neither am I!

Matthew: You will be when we destroy your homes AND your precious restaurants.

Zhan Tiri: Oh wait. We already did!

Lynn Sr and Robert (in unison): You did WHAT!?!

Tromus: Relax. We only tore apart the inside!

Matthew: Face it, Louds. I know everything about you.

Zhan Tiri: And you Millers are pathetically amusing!

David: Get out of our way before we show you what true pain feels like!

Lily: You’re all poo-poo!

Zhan Tiri: Isn’t that cute? You all think you’ll be able to stop us!

Rita: Yeah! Cause we’re a family!

Sarah: Families stick together!

Zhan Tiri: PATHETIC! Tromus, Matthew. Do your thing…

Tromus and Matthew used their powers and banished Lori, Robert, Lynn, Emma, Lizzie, Lincoln, Lucy, Lana, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr, and Sarah far away.

David: Hey! What gives?

Lola: Yeah! You bring the rest of our families back!

Zhan Tiri, Matthew, and Tromus laughed evilly.

Matthew: NEVER! You’ll all pay for crossing me!

Tromus: And me!

Zhan Tiri: AND ME!

Matthew, Tromus, and Zhan Tiri laughed evilly and all flashed out.

Henry: What are we going to do?

Greg: I think we have an idea.

David: I got the rest of our families tracked.

Leni: What?!

Rita: Where are they?

Todd: Yeah! We CAN’T be apart!

David: Observe…

David held up his phone to show the rest of the Louds and Millers at the Great Tree near Corona.

Greg: We just go to the Great Tree and get the rest of our families back!

Luna: But how will we go to Corona...in...in..1520?!

David and Greg held up their wrist-watches.

David: Leave that to us!

David and Greg turned on their wrist-watches.

Two portals showed up.

The remaining Louds went into one, while the remaining Millers went in the other.

~ ~ ~

The remaining Millers and Louds found themselves right by the Great Tree near Corona.

Rita: Well, that was easy.

Todd: Now let’s rescue the rest of our families!

A familiar voice echoed.

Voice: NOT SO FAST!!

It was Zhan Tiri, accompanied by Matthew and Tromus.

Zhan Tiri: You REALLY think you can stop us?

Matthew: This whole plan was all my idea! Now you all can just surrender and die now before we get mad!

Lola: We are NOT letting you get away with this!

David: Yeah! You don't scare us!

Greg: So let us in now!

Matthew: Did you hear something?

Tromus: No, my boy. We didn’t.

Zhan Tiri: Must have been the wind…

Lola screeched loudly.

Lola: YOU LET US ALL IN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!

Tromus: Okay. But there’ll be several booby-traps to stop you.

Matthew, Tromus, and Zhan Tiri flashed out.

David: We can handle a few little booby-traps. Follow me.

The remaining Millers and Louds followed David into the Great Tree.

They could see a lot of fire at the entrance.

Greg: Stand back! I know what to do!

Greg took out a water bottle from his backpack he was carrying.

He poured water on the flames, as they all dissolved.

David: Now it should be clear…

A big bowling ball began rolling towards the remaining Louds and Millers.

Luna: A BOWLING BALL?!

David: Stay calm. I know how to handle this too!

David hopped onto the bowling ball and began controlling it, to a wall.

The bowling ball crashed into the wall, demolishing it, to reveal the location where the rest of the Louds and Millers were.

Greg: They’re right in here!

The remaining Louds and Millers went into the room where the rest of the Louds and Millers were.

They all saw the rest of the Louds and Millers in electric cages.

David: Now, this might be a little difficult.

Leni: What are we going to do?

Luna: We could all get electrocuted!

From the top of the Great Tree, Matthew, Tromus, and Zhan Tiri were watching everything.

Matthew: They are NEVER going to get those cages open.

Tromus: Not without the proper key… That’s hidden where they’ll never spot it.

Zhan Tiri: Watch this…

Zhan Tiri flashed out, and went down to where the remaining Millers and Louds were.

Zhan Tiri: Well, well, well. I guess the rest of your families are all doomed.

Lola: Get OUT of our way! We need to find a way to get the rest of our families out of these dang cages!

Zhan Tiri: You don’t need to get them out of the cages.

David: What?

Zhan Tiri: I don’t want you to get them out of the cages!

Lisa: HELP US!

Lana: We’re counting on you!

Robert: I’m scared!

Sarah: Todd?! Are you guys okay?

Lily began crying.

Lola: We are GOING to rescue them!

Greg: You can’t stop us!

Zhan Tiri: Right. I can’t. But I’m sure THIS will!

Zhan Tiri transformed into a big demon.

All the Louds and Millers screamed.

Lola: WHAT IS that hideous thing?!

David: Introducing, Zhan Tiri’s demon form.

Greg: It’s deadly. Hideous. Vile!

Rita: We all better leave now!

Luna: But we can’t all leave them here!

Zhan Tiri began spitting out fireballs.

Greg: Well. I’m out.

Greg ran out screaming.

David: Yeah. We all surrender, Zhan Tiri!

Zhan Tiri shape-shifted back into her true self, and smirked.

Zhan Tiri: You do?

Rita: You just are too powerful. We’re just an average family from Michigan…

Rita pointed to herself and the remaining Louds.

Todd: And we’re just an above average family in Michigan...

Todd pointed to the remaining Millers, as well as Greg, who was in the corner, crying.

Todd: You beat us.

Lola: Safe to say, you win!

Leni: Wait! What’s going on here?

Luna: Simply, this! Zhan Tiri! You’re great! You’re strong! You’re invincible!

Zhan Tiri: Why thanks!

David: So, now we ask… Can we join you?

Zhan Tiri: Join...me?

David: Why sure!

Zhan Tiri: Oh, this is too perfect…

Zhan Tiri grinned evilly.

David: Now, one thing. Where’s the key to the electric cages?

Zhan Tiri: Oh. It’s just on the top of the flowerpot on the third floor.

David: Thank you!

The remaining Louds and Millers ran off.

Zhan Tiri, realizing she was tricked, looked furious.

Zhan Tiri: Hey, WAIT!

~ ~ ~

The remaining Louds and Millers found the flowerpot and got the key.

They went back down to the electric cages.

David: This should work…

David put the key through the keyhole.

The electric cages vanished.

The rest of the Louds and Millers were all free!

Lynn Sr: Rita!

Lana: Lola!

Lisa: David! Greg!

They all joined together for a big hug.

A familiar voice echoed.

Voice: Well, isn’t that sweet?

The Louds and Millers turned around to see Matthew.

Matthew: Zhan Tiri told me how you tricked her. I’m VERY disappointed.

Lynn: OH YEAH!? They did that to rescue US!

Luan: You’ve caused enough damage!

Lisa: So, I advise you get outta here!

Lincoln: Ace Savvy NEVER lets the bad guys win!

Matthew started crying.

Matthew: OKAY! You know… I didn’t even really WANT to do this, you know!

The Louds and Millers looked confused.

Matthew: I had to come up with a scheme to make my grandfather and Zhan Tiri proud. But really…

Matthew looked guilty.

Matthew: I don’t WANT to be evil and destroy the world.

The Millers and the Louds all looked shocked.

The Millers and Louds (in unison): YOU DON’T?!

Matthew: Nope! I want to travel around Corona, as well as the neighboring kingdoms of Krustacia and Auradon. I want to open up my own hotels...that DON’T make people fear for their lives!

Lincoln: Wow.

Matthew: But if any of you tell my grandfather or Zhan Tiri that, you are all so dead.

Lisa: I advise you tell them yourself.

Lizzie: Yeah! Get over it! Stand up for yourself!

Matthew: You know… I GUESS I could…

Matthew looked worried.

Matthew: I just don’t know how they’ll take it…

Lisa: Letting us all go home would really be the good thing to do.

David: You really owe us a good apology. That would be the best one.

Matthew: Fine. You’re all free to go…

Matthew closed his eyes and snapped his fingers.

Matthew: Also, your houses and restaurants are back the way they were.

Robert and Lynn Sr (in unison): Phew!

The Louds and Millers left.

Matthew gulped.

Matthew: Now to face my biggest challenge left… Standing up to my grandfather and Zhan Tiri…

~ ~ ~

Matthew went up to Tromus and Zhan Tiri.

Matthew: I haven’t been really honest with you two…

Zhan Tiri: Oh?

Matthew: I DON’T want to be evil and destroy the world.

Tromus: But we’ve talked about this, son. You’re my heir to the House of Yesterday’s Tomorrow. You’ll scare off any pathetic customer who tries to book a room.

Matthew: But I don’t WANT to do that! I don’t even want to be a follower to you anymore, Zhan Tiri!

Zhan Tiri: Surely you’ll change your mind… They always do.

Matthew: Nope! We’re done!

Tromus: Then, in that case, WE’RE also done, Matthew. You are no longer my grandson.

Matthew looked sad.

Matthew: But-

Tromus: Get! Get outta here, you filthy traitor!

Matthew ran out in tears.

Tromus: He doesn’t know what he got himself into!

Zhan Tiri: No matter. The world WILL be mine someday! We don’t need him!

Tromus: Exactly!

Tromus and Zhan Tiri high fived, then laughed evilly.