Rodfellows

***NOTE: It will be appreciated if this page does not go into detail about the creators of The Rodfellows, for concern of starting drama.***

The **Rodfellows** (or **The Jungle Forest Gang**) are a gang of anthropomorphic woodland animals who go on adventures where nothing happens, filled with gross implications. Despite manifesting as a kid-friendly group of characters, they are actually a group of demonic, absolutely disgusting monsters who spread their fetishes like COVID while maintaining their easy-going-ness and non-existent personalities in uncanny fashion. They have used their hideous powers and fake charisma to brainwash many, many victims and transmutate them into new Rodfellows to build their empire.

They are some of the worst antagonists in the PBA lore, and they are featured in Pooh's Bizarre Adventures in LogoParasitism & Cartoonmania, starring Rodfellows, Battle for Dream Island, Wobbledogs, Neopets, Spyro the Dragon, and other stupid shit.

## Members

**Finto** - A purple rabbit who looks suspiciously like Reader Rabbit. His personality is non-existent and he has a deep, robotic voice that makes it hard to deduce what he's saying.
**Kody** - A fat blue fox who has a big appetite and looks like he **[NO]**d someone (or like Nikocado Avocado at his peak weight). We probably shouldn't describe his relationship with Widenar...
**Hashbrown** - A yellow and orange wolf with a seductive voice and BOOBZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Alice** - A pink chipmunk who exists.
**Jimmy** - A beige dog wearing green who is some kind of computer genius. That's all we can really say about his personality. The other notable thing about him is that he looks like an off-brand Parappa the Rapper bootleg.
**Widenar** - Jimmy's little brother who wears orange rather than green, making him look even more suspiciously like Parappa. Basically just the "young kid of the group" archetype.
**Samantha** - A teal cat with BOOBZ!!!!! ***EXPOSED BOOBZ, EVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!***
**Bunty Roo** - An enormous, overweight kangaroo who suspiciously loves Widenar. We'll just leave it there...
**Zander and Zayden** - Two evil squirrels, whose *evil* actions add up to a duo of middle-grade bullies picking on you. They also somehow have a giant mech disguised as a car (Transformers, anyone?) which can be defeated with Snickers. They are frightened by self-inserts.
**Sargon** - A teal cat wearing a bowtie who was an abusive bastard to Samantha. Was later fucking murdered by a self-insert doing a reference to Gurren Lagann.

1. ↑ I wish I was kidding. I'm not.

## Powers and Abilities

* Summoning their brainwashed minions
* Forcibly transforming you into a Rodfellow

## Victims

People the Rodfellows have brainwashed or captured before.

* Sonic the Hedgehog
* Tails the Fox
* Sally Acorn
* Parappa the Rapper
* Wario
* Many, MANY unfortunate viewers of their show

## Gallery

The Rodfellows and their army of brainwashed, mutated fellows.
## Trivia

* Even Pooh and his friends, who are cheerful and happy on all of their adventures, are disgusted by the Rodfellows.
* The name "Rodfellows" is likely based off The Bedfellows.
* Despite aiming themselves at kids, kids are reported worldwide to be bored by how dreary they are.
	+ The less said about the gross stuff, which makes it not appropriate for kids, the better.