CBDaily 1 - Mediocre Beginnings

**CBDaily 1** - Mediocre Beginnings

## Say Hello!

*A young female chicken with long red hair is seen sitting around on a chair impatiently. She then gets up to approach the audience.*

**Caleidoscope:** Hello there everyone! My name is Caleidoscope Chicken, and I am the host of Corporate Businessman's Daily! As episodes take too long to make, I thought I'd let things simmer down by hosting my own show to lessen the wait!

**Chicken Intern:** I thought there was already a spin-off with that purpose.

**Caleidoscope:** Get out.

*The Chicken Intern gets up and leaves the room.*

**Caleidoscope:** Whatever. Let's just introduce our contestants! We have nine of them, and they were all from a former YouTube series called CBT Mini!

*Caleidoscope pulls down a curtain to reveal the nine contestants: Pea, Cherry Lemonade, BlubFlubber, Valentine's Chocolate, Popcorn, Rusty Bell, Lava Tile, Eyeball, and White Dwarfy.*

**BlubFlubber:** Blub...

**Caleidoscope:** I agree with you BlubFlubber. This introduction was rather mediocre. I can name the-

**Lava Tile:** You also ripped off Inanimate Insanity.

*Caleidoscope blasts Lava Tile to death with her lazer eyes.*

**Caleidoscope, enraged:** Lava Tile is disqualified from life for being a **POO**!

**Caleidoscope, perfectly fine:** [recovers Lava Tile] Ok, I'm happy!

*. . .*

**Valentine's Chocolate:** I'm scared.

**Caleidoscope:** No you're not.

**Valentine's Chocolate:** Dang.

**Caleidoscope:** Now uh...you guys need to introduce yourselves!...so go do that.

## Contestant Introductions

*A room with a background of male rock star singers is shown, with Cherry Lemonade in it.*

**Cherry Lemonade:** I'm Cherry Lemonade, and I was robbed in CBT Mini! But of course I don't just care about that. I also like-

*Cut to the next contestant.*

**Valentine's Chocolate:** I'm VC! Which also stands for Voice Chat! I love chatting, and Valentine's Day!

*Cut to the next contestant.*

**Rusty Bell:** I'm Rusty Bell...yeah. There's not much about me that I'd like to say without being awkward so uh....

*Cut to the next contestant.*

**BlubFlubber:** Blub.....Flubb.....

*Cut to the next contestant.*

**Lava Tile:** I was eliminated first in CBT Mini, so I want to redeem myself for it!

*Cut to the next contestant.*

**White Dwarfy:** I'm White Dwarfy! I'm hungry! Really hungry! REALLY HUNGRY!

*Cut to the next contestant.*

**Eyeball:** ...

*Cut to the next contestant.*

**Popcorn:** I'm Popcorn. ...why are you looking at me that way? What do you want me to say?!

*Cut to the next contestant.*

**Pea:** I'm Pea. I know I'm a target in this competition but I'll compete anyw-

**Caleidoscope:** CHALLENGE TIME!

**Pea:** AAAAAH!

## Challenge

*Cut to a room with nine big pipes.*

**Caleidoscope:** Your contest today is to fix all of these pipes so that they stop leaking.

**Lava Tile:** But they aren't leaking-

*Caleidoscope snaps her fingers, and tons of water flows out of the pipes splashing in the contestants faces. Lava Tile dies from this.*

**Lava Tile:** HSJSIDJEJKDJEHDEUDUSI

**Caleidoscope:** Go!

*Rusty Bell stares at her pipe for a solid second. It stops leaking.*

**Rusty Bell:** Your safe!

**Valentine's Chocolate:** Let me try!

*Valentine's Chocolate attempts to repeat Rusty Bell's actions. This fails.*

**Valentine's Chocolate:** Grr!

**Popcorn:** Done!

*Popcorn's pipe is still leaking.*

**Caleidoscope:** Your safe!

**G A S P**

**Everyone:** Done!

**Caleidoscope:** BlubFlubber, Cherry Lemonade, Eyeball, White Dwarfy, and Pea are safe! Valentine's Chocolate and Lava Tile are upf or elimination!

**Valentine's Chocolate:** That doesn't even make sense! Eyeball and BlubFlubber can't even talk!

**BlubFlubber:** Blub.

**Caleidoscope:** I agree. I can translate!

## Voting

**Caleidoscope:** Vote in the poll in the link below on whether you want Valentine's Chocolate or Lava Tile to be eliminated! Whiever contetsant has more votes by the time the poll expires will be eliminated from the show!

https://strawpoll.com/wfqa267he

## Stinger

*The contestants watch as the leaking pipes from Valentine's Chocolate's and Lava Tile's pipes flow out more and more.*

**Cherry Lemonade:** Are we supposed to do something about this?

**Popcorn:** Neh, I wanna see how this plays out.