Teletubbies: Yūki Terumi

There's so many stories out there about lost THX trailers, lost episodes of Teletubbies and mostly deleted scenes of animated movies I have been reading as of recent. If you think those are rather disturbing, well, my experience with a lost episode of Teletubbies was rather the most frightening.

Teletubbies is a show about 4 colored alien like creatures who do lots of weird stuff. Now I've grown up with the Teletubbies when I was little, it had a lot of great background music and colors and what not.

But all that was about to change when I had come across what would appear to be a very frightening Teletubbies episode. It all began on a day in early June. I was visiting a flea market down in the city of Packwood, Washington.

I was ordering some lunch and then I went to the media section to see if anything was interesting. While scrolling, I came across the children's media section. It mostly consisted of DVD's of Thomas & Friends, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Dora The Explorer, Bob The Builder and other shows. That's when I noticed a DVD that appeared to be in a CD case.

The name of the DVD was, "Teletubbies: Yuki Terumi And Other Stories." Apparently, it was imported from Australia since it had the ABC For Kids logo and the rating. As I looked at the case, I said in my head, "Hold the phone, do I recognize that character in the background from somewhere?"  I bought the DVD and later on I went home.

The next day, it was a sunday and we all went to church. After church, we headed home as the rest of my family proclaimed that they were going to the movies to see Spirit Untamed.

Now I didn't go because I was a huge hater of Spirit: Riding Free since it clearly ruined the original Spirit: Stallion of The Cimarron movie. After they left, I figured that it would be a great opportunity to watch the DVD. The opening seemed rather normal like those other Teletubbies DVD's I came across once with the BBC logo and the ABC DVD logo.

Then it took me to the DVD menu. The menu consisted of Yuki Terumi just standing in a grass field and he said, "So what option are you picking today?" I also recognized that an orchestra version of a song called Bullet Dance was playing. As soon as I heard it, I was like, "Oh I get it, Yuki Terumi is from Blazblue, so it's a Blazblue episode."

I hit play and the video started. However, it started with a warning that sounded like it was being read by Johnny Knoxville. The warning said:

"Warning:

The following episode contains jumpscares, blood and gore that may not be suitable for anyone under 18. Viewer discretion is advised."

I began to get worried considering how an episode of a baby show can have some content for people over 18. As with any Teletubbies episode, it began as usual with the intro with the baby sun laughing while rising up.

The rest of the intro was normal, except for when the Tubbyland trumpet said something honestly different similar to the lost episode Flowers. This time it said, "I've got a bad feeling about this." The episode finally began with Po riding on her scooter. She rode it all the way down till she reached the Teletubby house.

She got inside and made some tubby custard when all of a sudden, she saw a yellow coat. The narrator who happened to sound like Ringo Starr said, "It's a yellow coat. But what kind of coat is it?"

Po then decided to walk towards it. When she touched it, a person happened to become visible. That person was probably the character I saw on the cover. He turned around and my theory was correct. It was him, it was Yuki Terumi. He appeared in his 2D form. 2D as in hand drawn. He greeted Po with a friendly hello and he introduced himself.

After their conversation, Po went outside to inform the rest of the crew about what she had just seen. Tinky Winky, Dipsy and Laa Laa were jumping in what appeared to be a rain puddle until Po came in saying "Special guest, special guest!" Tinky Winky was confused and he looked at the camera. He asked, "What Po saying?" The narrator told him that Po found someone special. And Yuki came out and introduced himself to the other 3.

That wasn't until the windmill began spinning and the Teletubbies said uh oh as usual. Yuki decided to watch the Teletubbies leave. But that wasn't until he walked up to the camera and said, "I've got a very special game that me and the Teletubbies will enjoy."

To me, the game that Yuki was planning would sound rather disturbing. The Teletubbies went up to a hill to see who would be the one to host the TV event. Tinky Winky was the one selected as the video started. It featured 3 kids who appeared to be american. One was a boy with black hair and a red long sleeve shirt, one was a girl with blonde hair and an orange t shirt and the other was another boy who was african american and he was wearing a shirt with The Wiggles on it.

They were all waving to the Teletubbies and then they said that they were going to do a drawing contest. They were drawing pictures of what looked like flowers (Not to be confused with the lost episode of Teletubbies), tigers and igloos. While they were coloring, they heard a loud boom. The kid in the red long sleeve asked, "Did you hear that?" The girl said, "I heard it. Is there a firework show?" They went over to the window and saw that the sky was a combination of black and green.

Just then, the mother of the family who looked spanish american while holding a baby came into the room and told the children, "Kids, get away from the window! It's not safe there!" The boy in the Wiggles shirt asked, "Why?' All of a sudden, a giant snake that had the same color as the sky appeared. The snake reminded me of the snake that Hazama uses for his astral finish in Blazblue.

The children and the mother began to scream. They all tried to run to the safest place as it panned out of the house.

After it panned out, the snake began to break the window and charged at the family. As it killed the family, the screams of the children and mother were heard, blood could be heard splattering, the baby was heard crying, and the sound of doors breaking down were present.

As I could tell, the Teletubbies were very scared. After the TV event ended, the baby sun did nothing like in a few episodes I've seen before. It didn't do any laughing, nor did it coo. The baby sun was dead silent. Then it goes back to the Teletubby house, however, the sky had the same colors from the TV event. As the Teletubbies were eating some tubby custard, Yuki, who was outside said "Teletubbies! Front in center!" The teletubbies did as he said. Yuki then said, "I have made a very special game for the both of us. It'll be very fun. I promise! The game is called Hide From Terumi. Whoever can survive my game gets to be a new challenger for the next Blazblue game. Ready?"

Ok, Arc System Works does not own Ragdoll Productions so why even mention it? Anyways, the teletubbies got excited as Yuki said, "Go!" They then went to hide. All of a sudden, the main 3 such as Ragna The Bloodedge, Noel Vermillion and Jin Kisaragi came out. Ragna said, "This sky isn't what I think it is. The Teletubbies may be anywhere. Noel said, "You think the Teletubbies are evil? That's just internet stuff!"

Ragna then said, "By that Noel, I mean that Terumi is causing havoc on the teletubbies!' Just then, they saw the Teletubbies running. Jin yelled, "You there, teletubbies!!" The teletubbies stopped and walked towards Jin. He then told them, "You might want to get back to the Teletubby house. We'll handle Terumi. Now go!"

They did as Jin said. Yuki then said, "You idiot, they were supposed to participate in my game! And you're calling it off? How dare you!" Ragna said, "Game over Terumi! Your killing sprees have scared the world to death!" He then told Noel, "Noel, go inside the house of the Teletubbies and protect them for as long as you can. Jin and I will face off Terumi!"

Noel responded, "Will do Ragna!" She then went inside and saw the Teletubbies standing near the custard machine. She said, "Don't worry guys, I've got a few men protecting you guys from Terumi!" The narrator asked, "Noel?" Noel responded with, "Yes?" as she walked up toward the screen. The narrator then asked, "What's so evil about Yuki?" Noel replied, "Well, he's evil back in the Blazblue universe and what he's actually here for is to kill the teletubbies. That's what is so evil about him!"

Just then, a time card popped up saying "1 Hour Later." The teletubbies and Noel were sitting at the table wondering what was going on. "Tinky Winky bored!" said Tinky Winky. Noel then said, "Me too. Usually battles with Terumi don't last this long, or do they?" She then went outside wondering what had happened to Ragna and Jin. However, they were nowhere to be seen. All of a sudden, Yuki said, "It's too late Noel, I've murdered them and put them in a hidden place. And now it's your turn!"

He then took out a knife and begin cutting Noel to death. However, Noel wasn't doing any cartoon screaming, it sounded like her english actor Cristina Vee was, you know, in pain. All of the teletubbies walked out to see what was going on. Yuki then said, "No one is gonna save you now! Goodbye you guys!" Yuki began to take a giant snake like in the TV event and it ate the heads of the characters. And then Rachel Alucard came out and said, "You fool, you've murdered everyone, now I'm sure God will not be happy!"

Yuki heard her voice and said in a demonic tone, "You stupid british girl, now you must die!" He then took out a gun and shot Rachel. He then said, "My work here is done!"

Instead of doing the Tubby Bye-Bye segment, it automatically cuts to the credits with a shot of the dead bodies including Ragna, Jin, Noel, Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, Po and Rachel. The character select theme from Blazblue: Calamity Trigger began to play in a very low tone. After the credits, the Ragdoll logo appeared, but instead, the background was dark green and the sound of a fork scratching on a plate played very loud. It barely hurt my ears. "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!" I yelled. After that, it went to a bloody like ABC DVD logo. But what happened next really shocked me.

It showed a blue screen with the words No Signal on it. It stayed like this for about a minute until I saw something that scared the living life out of me. It showed a demented picture of Rachel Alucard with her face zoomed in. However, her eyes were red with black pupils and red dots, blood was dripping from her sockets and her mouth. It was accompanied by a slow, distorted and very loud version of April's scream from the 2008 movie Revolutionary Road, the distorted version of Woody's scream from Toy Story 2 and Alicia Botti's screams from the Thomas and Friends episode Thomas, Percy And The Squeak,

The Psycho murder theme can also be heard in the background. After all of that, it took me back to the menu. I was glad that it was over. I took out the DVD and began to smash it. I was originally thinking about showing the DVD to my parents but they would be highly terrified.

If there's one person who would be responsible for making that episode. It would have to be, Adam Kennington.

The End.