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VOY 103

"Are you getting shorter or is it just a metaphor?"

*B'Elanna's getting everyone's nose out of joint, especially Carey's, by using a warrior's method of workplace conflict resolution. The Voyager finds a ship in distress stuck on the edge of a ...do I even have to say it?*

*With the sen-soars filling their eyes with that double vision, Janeway & B'Elanna drop some science bangers on each other & head out in a bunk bed to find a crack the Voyager can slide through. This practically writes itself at this point.*

## Show Bits

* Worf Hates Doors
* Sicks Bay
* W/r/t
* Maques/Maquis
* Front/Back Zip
* Bangers
* Space Butthole
* McLaughlin Group
* Ball Kicking Machine
* Bunkbed
* Nubbin

## P1 Messages

Negative message

Positive message

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Tom Paris**

for standing up into frame
Ben's pick is **Tom Paris**

for trying to understand the technobabble in the McLaughlin group
## Trading Cards

Lt. Carey. His Nose Marcia BradyedYou've Said It Four Ways! Stop Assuming My Name Has An Apostrophe Because You're Klingon!It Looks Like They Put Lots Of Thought Into The Table Shape But Not The Height. It's Nipple High!Why Are They Squinting Like "Enhance" Isn't A Thing On Star Trek?It's Confirmed, Captain. The Butthole Is Always Behind Us!Paris Is The "Wait A Minute" Guy To Their Ultra NerdyWell, That's A Two-Ship Monte Problem We Didn't Even Get A Whiff OfThe Condition His Condition Is In... Is "Dorf"
TNG 613

Maura, Aquiel Uhnari's pet dog.

Riker's Consent Fetish

*Geordi stalks a pile of girl goo, that later turns up alive! Naturally, this ruins the relationship. Mini Loaf's dog goes werebear T-1000 & tries to absorb Geordi. If it was smart it would want Riker.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Riker**

For assigning Geordi to the investigation
Ben's pick is **Worf**

For accusing the Klingon Governor of being a "lo'Be Vos"
## Trading Cards

Looks Like An "Aquiel" To MeA Subtle Smirk Is Enough To Get What He WantsPutin Type! Pullin' All The StringsIf Only Someone Could Sense DishonestyIf She'd Sat In It...Demolition Man Hook UpSex Police! He Will Enforce ConsentGolden Grimace!
PIC 101

Poster by J.J. LendL

*Pipes has put away his pips and embraced the Bartles and Jaymes life on the estate where his family met a fiery end (gross). Day drinking is going well until a girl who's being chased by Daft Punk shows up looking for help.*

*A quick check of his paint by numbers collection tells Picard Dahj is Data's daughter! Funny. She doesn't look like Tasha. She gets iced by weaponized phlegm! And she has a twin (not Danny DeVito) on a Borgs cube run by Romulans!*

## Show Bits

* W/r/t
* Glass Top Coffee Tables
* Eyes to Commercial
* The Scene Does Not Go Well Enterprise
* Episode Over-Cut to theme

## P1 Messages

Yub-Yub to all the Jubs in all the Pubs

**Don't Worry About It**

## Edward Larkin

Adam's pick is **Dr. Jurati**

Laughing in Picards' face for being a star trek
Ben's pick is **Dr. Jurati**

For being a fun character
## Trading Cards

It's A Hard Hand To BeatNo Glass Table Is Safe Continuity Is PreservedShe Should Be Taking A Number 2 With Number 1 Running At HerThe Tungsten Font! Uxbridge-Shimoda Is Canon!No!!! Your Character's On The Show Poster!!!Put Away With Resting Derp FaceWell...Seeing Her Again Didn't Take LongThe Jonathan Frakes Pull Out To Reveal
TNG 312

Kyril Finn's scrapbook containing drawings of Beverly Crusher.

*When Dr. Crusher is kidnapped while having lunch on a hostile planet, the Enterprise crew finds themselves in the middle of a dispute between outdoor mall architects and cave aficionados. It isn't long before Beverly diagnoses the terrorists with a transporter-related illness, which is unfortunate given how enjoyable transporting sounds to them. Why is everyone afraid of Dr. Crusher? Did Kevin Uxbridge leave a special gift for Geordi? Do quilted breadbox covers come in a child's size small? It's the episode where we receive a very threatening package!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Finn**

For choosing a weird time to show his art to people
Ben's pick is **Worf**

For not being ready with a phaser and doing nothing
## Trading Cards

Planet Shopping MallA Storefront Gets Explodified!A Little Bit "Q" FlashyMichael Landon "Highway To Heaven" HairSparks The Hell Out Of People!Cold Cock!!!Finn Gets Gatted!An Entire Bottle Of Suave Hairspray
VOY 202

Kazon ship

*Cha-Ko-Tay is far from the sacred phasers of his starship when his Previa is attacked by a young Kazon looking to earn a name for himself by get his merit badge in "Dead Federations." I feel like @CutForTime is rooting for the Kazon.*

*Cha-Ko-Tay and Kar wind up on the run on a McCallister-Class moon while The Voyager crews tries to piece together the extremely obvious clues to the least challenging puzzle of what happened to Cha-Ko-Tay.*

## Show Bits

* K urn
* To the Dome
* Maques/Maquis
* Facetime
* BLT
* Doc Holoday
* Sicks Bay

## P1 Messages

Promo: Book

Happy Birthday

Wrong Podcast

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Razik**

For taking kids on a field trip to an execution
Ben's pick is **Kar**

For the surprise kill of Razik
## Trading Cards

Celebrating The Lies Of An Advisor Who Should Never Have Been On TrekWhen Did The Noh-Jay Consortium Franchise Into The D-Quad???It's Just FlashyIf Cha-Ko-Tay Would Only Masturbate In The Holodeck Like Mr. Paris Here We Wouldn't Have This ProblemThanks For The Gun, Dude. Now "You" Are "My" Hostage!We Found Shuttle Debris. We Found A M-Class Moon. Why Are We Having This Meeting? Go To The Moon!You Thought We Were Here To Help...Psych!Here's My Name! "Field Promotion For Haliz." What're You Gonna Do?
TNG 301

A close-up of Data's bioplast skin.

Worf Lightning

*When the Enterprise breaks down while conducting a science mission, Wesley (the boy?) is at fault. Unfortunately, he observes the Chaotic Bro code of silence, which forces the dumpy professor in charge of the experiment to take matters into his own hands. What does it mean to get "The Frakes"? Do we or don't we want to be in the pocket of Big Rodd? How many pips does Jame Gumb have? It's the episode where we do ALL the impressions!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Dr. Crusher**

For taking time to have a heart-to-heart about Wesley in the middle of a crisis
Ben's pick is **The Bridge Crew**

For getting gassed w/o saying anything
## Trading Cards

I Want...Exactly... "The Franks"Check Yourself Before You Riggity-Wreck Yourself, Sir!We Got A Lot Of Tubular Aluminium Left over'90s Hair BeverlySomeone Released Them!He Pulls Some Gangsta ShitThey Are Super Pissed At The ProfessorJelly Beans For Dinner
VOY 511

*When Doc Holoday realizes he’s missing some memories, an investigation leads to a conspiracy theory that isolates him from the crew. But when Captain Janeway reconsiders and allows a footage review, her suffering—not a factory reset—turns out to be the cure for his spiral.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is

Ben's pick is
TNG 721

*Let's not kid ourselves. This is all about Eric. Everything we've watched has lead to Eric. Jesus Tap Dancing Time Traveler! Alexander is uncool in any era! We see a warrior's cleavage!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Lursa & B'Etor**

For being broad and just the right amount of cheesy
Ben's pick is **Picard**

For zinging Worf about maybe re-calibrating the weapons systems (that caused the torpedo to go off-course in 'Genesis', thus eventually saving the whole crew)
## Trading Cards

The Return Of Eric!A Warrior's ScentPretty Schmaltzy For Klingon ShitThe Coolest Ferengi By A Million MilesRaw MaterialsIntense MammarilySuper Sound SleeperEric Is More Of A Klingon Than You
VOY 115

*Neelix comes face to face with the scientist who Oppenheimered his home. He says Neelix has a case of terminal plot complication & needs Neelix to return with him to Rinax (sounds like something to which Kirk is allergic) to find the cure.*

*With Seska gone Jetrel is convinced the transporter can finally be used to save some lives. He wants to use it like a strainer to separate all the Talaxians out of the Rinax soup cloud. Odd he'd want Neelix involved with a foodlike plan.*

## Show Bits

* Loaf
* Kevin Uxbridge
* Sicks Bay
* Doc Holoday

## P1 Messages

Promo: Podcast

To Ben and Adam

Happy Birthday

## Drunk Shimoda

Daily Double! **James Sloyan**

For being a great star trek guy
## Trading Cards

A Reenactment Of Every Time Ben Plays PoolI've Never Seen A Cylinder And Box Combo Like ThisIt's A Level Of Passive Aggressive Adam Would Love, But Not JanewayCha-Ko-Tay Knows Why The Food Is So Bad. The Morale Officer Is A Fucking Bummer!BLT Is Again Having Some Badly Misplaced Containment Confidence Near The Warp CoreIs That Odo?Do You Know How Many Transporter Accidents Are In Star Trek? You're Making More Work For Us!My Life's Work Is So Gross! I Can't Go On!
TNG 606

Q and Livingston

*What would you do if I became a Q? Would you "Jazz Hands" and create puppies? You'd think 1 person who gets god powers would offer to fix the hair tragedies of the 24th century.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Riker**

For falling into a room around 21 min and playing it off
Ben's pick is **Foreground Extra**

For not being able to fully rush into the scene when an accident happens (like an AI character with a repetitive pattern of movement)
## Trading Cards

What The Fuck Else Do You Do With Puppies?A Very Casual QHe Tries To Get Her Into His VanExtensions Are Gonna Be More Of A Thing In The FutureThere's Fun To Be Had As A QI Bet Even Dorn Has More WigsA Very Ripable BodiceProblem Solved!
TNG 706

Doctor Sigmund Freud

*No black Cuda, silver death spheres or Tall Man. Just an android who sleeps in his uniform. The crew has space lyme disease! Data is finally classified a WMD! Worf grabs a warrior's pu-CAT!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Worf**

Because all he does in the episode is talk about watching a cat and eat a cake
Ben's pick is **Worf**

For everything he does while interacting with Data's cat
## Trading Cards

Waking From A Cold Sweat He Can't HaveYou Want Me To Tell Her To Fuck Off?If Greatest Gen Ever Does A Tiki MugIs It Strange This Cake Didn't Have Boobs?You're Not Supposed To Take Knives Out Of Ten ForwandThey Should Have Poles With Hoops On ThemNot Entirely Sure What A Cat IsThey're Like Ticks! That Is So Gross!
TNG 423

Governor Leka Trion from the planet Peliar Zel

Ankylosaurus

*Bev's new hookup is a real worm! And when its mansuit dies, Riker becomes the new tequila bottle. The real mystery here is how does Riker keep his job after rutting in Picard's backyard!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **The Pan Flute Music whenever the Trill speaks**

For condescending spirituality
Ben's pick is **Dr. Crusher**

For feeling that it was necessary to lie to Data about the fact that she and Odan were about to bone
## Trading Cards

ECU On Some Face Sucking!Everyone Knows You Two Are Fucking40ccs Of Gas-X, Now!He Sees This As A Sexual Matrix Of LeadershipRikermus PrimeIt's Ankylosaurus All The Way DownThey Bang!NEEDLE SCRATCH!
VOY 403

*When the Day of Honor turns into the worst day of BLT‘s life, it takes a brush with death for her to be honest with herself and Tom Paris. But when the Caatati escalate from late-night charity commercial to armed robbery, Seven offers an unexpectedly human solution to their predicament.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is

Ben's pick is
TNG 407

Quarters on board a Vor'cha-class attack cruiser.

LoafWorf Eyes

*Worf gets Maury Poviched! Both candidates suck and the election is flawed! Glad it's only fiction! K'Ehleyr exits stage left & Worf solves the election problem the Klingon way. Can we do this now?*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Security Officer**

For being tricked by Duras's goon's "look over there!" trick
Ben's pick is **The Extra in the Gowron-Duras fight scene**

For not knowing how to hold a phaser (at 24:23)
## Trading Cards

Everybody Loves K'EhleyrHe's Got A Little Personal Pan LoafStabbing Him With A Hentai DildoThe Least Exciting Explosion In Television HistoryVery Tele NovellaMakes "Worf Eyes" Better Than Worf!Definitely Went Through A Glass TableWorf Killifies Duras!
TNG 121

Tasha Yar and Data attempt to destroy an attacking Echo Papa 607 drone.

*When the Enterprise is sent to look for the missing USS Drake, Commander Riker is stoked to meet up with an old friend of his from Degrassi High. Unfortunately, when an away team searches for clues on a nearby planet, they discover that ship and crew were killed not by boring rap music, but by a sophisticated weapons system built out of sex toys. How does Captain Picard know parkour? Why is Vincent Schiavelli so great in everything he's in? Will Geordi be happy to know that Dr. Crusher knows so much about roots? This is one episode that's not expendable!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Picard**

For being happy that he could go on an away mission
Ben's pick is **Holographic Salesman**

For being excited that he got the sale
## Trading Cards

The Garden Section at the Ace HardwareHighly Dildonic Battle DroneHe's No Argyle!Continuing to Give Him the Hard SellThey Waste That Thang!
VOY 504

*When Chakotay lands a high-stakes date, he charms her all the way to a third location for intel on Species 42069. But even after some light desecration of Billy’s corpse on Voyager, Captain Janeway believes she can negotiate both peace and freedom with an old friend from Starfleet HQ. What is Boothby’s final frontier? Should Klingon martinis be served in distinctive glassware? Why isn’t there more guy talk in Star Trek? It’s the episode that imagines what goes on in the bathroom on Pon Farr night at the Vulcan nightclub!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Zach Galligan** (aka Billy from Gremlins)

For a great death scene
Ben's pick is **the bartender at the officer's club**

For having the worst job
VOY 318

*When Doc Holoday starts experimenting with grafting geniuses onto his personality, the results are off-putting. But when his bedside manners become more hands-on than usual, one big slip up could take Kes down with him. Why are we getting so many seafood advertisements on social media? Where's the worst place for a docking port? Can the Hippocratic Oath absolve a doctor of his sins? It's the episode that's also Kes's dad!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **the Doctor**

for obvious reasons
Ben's pick is **whoever left the spikes on the transporter pad floor**
TNG 603

An operations division ensign in the turbolift.

*Troi catches a case of Space Skinemax from a passing ambassadouche with widow's loaf! He wilted the potted plant, so JLP gives him double middles - Benjamin Button style!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **The Turbolift Ensign**

For sleeping with Troi and then sheepishly leaving her quarters as Riker shows up
Ben's pick is **"The Hands of the Dead”**

For freezing in place after the “old” woman dies, and after Alkar transforms
## Trading Cards

Lights Into Troi From The Pad!She's Looked Dead The Whole TimeThey Touch RocksSmoking Weed, Growing Weed, Selling WeedWorf Rozhenko, Not Great Security OfficerHey, Asshole! I Got Your Receptacle. Come And Get It!So Close, And Unable To FinishMakes No Attempt To Save His Life
VOY 621

*When a band of celebrity impersonators start tarnishing the Federation’s good name, Captain Janeway tries to patch things up while BLT hunts down gremlins on the ship. But when it turns out the same person is responsible for both problems, beaming her into Voyager’s brig lets the crew turn the con on the con artists.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is

Ben's pick is
Vichy Frenchman

First introduced in Episode 181: The Red Bucket (DS9 103) during the Maron open. Ben describes a fellow moviegoer shouting angrily in a French accent when a preview for a Winston Churchill movie was shown.

The drop includes accordion music and the hosts deploying thick French accents.

"Zis is outrageouz!! He killed millionz of Germanz!" - a typical quote.]]
VOY 422

*When Chakotay gets surprised by another beautiful space lady, Captain Janeway makes herself scarce for the rest of the episode. But when it takes too long for the first officer to loosen up, Curneth’s forgetful beam blocks a second chance with Kellin. Is Paramount going to pass on another great pitch? What have the Borg been skipping in their assimilations? Why is there a cul de sac on a starship? It’s the episode that could have been helped greatly by a deep V!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **a background actor at 31:08**

For failing to not be in the center of the frame
Ben's pick is **Harry Kim**

For continuing to be a punchline
TNG 716

Gia, a young Barkonian

Potted PlantsWorf Lightning

*Troi has a ST:2 career test. No one at the Ren Fair knows how to give Data a System Restore. Too bad Tasha's not around. We could find out if Data's lights run all the way down!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Talur, the healer**

For having the "leech confidence" of a pre-science doctor
Ben's pick is **Riker**

For the hammy trombone scene
## Trading Cards

Sometimes A Plant Grows Too Big For Its PotMaybe Your Wallet's In HereI'm Gonna Take It On The HoodIt's Not A Com-u-nick-cable DiseaseT2 Level Of Flesh Ripped OffNothing Suspicious About ThatAct Electrocuted. A Lot!Here Lies Calvin Klein
VOY 613

*When aliens of dubious superiority show up in Voyager’s sicksbay, they’re so taken by the EMH’s singing that they invite him to perform on their home world. But when Doc Holoday’s concert earns him a taste of fame, his willingness to leave Voyager puts his most important relationships at risk.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is

Ben's pick is
VOY 411

*When the Voyager gets jacked, Leonardo DaVinci gets snatched like a chain, along with the ship’s computer core. But when they arrive at Planet SoCal, they get extremely confused about what their priorities should be in recovering their stuff. Why don’t more aliens look like members of Slipknot? How much was the talc budget for LDV on this episode? Where does Tau keep his genitals? It’s the episode that wants to take to the sky, but can’t get its mind out of the gutter.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Captain Janeway**

Ben's pick is **Captain Janeway**

For having the most fun
VOY 303

Harry and Tom in Prison

*Kim & B-Dunks are convicted of a crime they didn't commit, implanted with itching powder devices & sent to an alien prison filled with really ill tempered character actors. Is this the episode the Delany sisters become available again?*

*With their Tango & Cash escapes thwarted, Paris & Kim are out of options & B-Dunks is nearly out of blood! Will Janeway abandon diplomacy for dustbusters to save her crew? Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of phaser rifles charging.*

## Show Bits

* McLaughlin Group
* BLT
* This Old Starship
* Worf Lightning
* The Scene Does Not Go Well Enterprise
* She Who Is My Wife
* Drinking Vitamins

## P1 Messages

To the last Husnock

To Adam and Ben

Scarves As Currency
## Drunk Shimoda

Daily Double! **Beans Morocco**

Getting an opening credit for 10 seconds of screen time
## Trading Cards

His '90s Hairstyle Punches GreatClif Bars! That's Worse Prison Food Than Shit On A Shingle!It's Chris Pine's Dad!Paris Loses The "Beat It" Style Knife FightBeans Morocco! Right Up There With Ron Canada And Biff YeagerYou Could Just Take The Voyager, Shoot A Couple Of Torps, Free Everyone And Call It A DayThey Aren't Underground! Twist!!!Can You Make A Star Trek Captain Look Good Coming Down A Chute? Yes, You Can!
VOY 307

*When Kes gets separated from her tour group she wanders into a bad part of the Star Trek caves where the only restaurants are serving Worf lighting. But when Janeway embarks on a spiritual quest to save the young Ocampan, she’ll learn the true meaning of Festivus. Is Chakotay’s entire goal to avoid being Captain? What’s the one thing that Rick Steves has kept from his audience this entire time? What is Crossfit? It’s the episode where we learn that the only way to fight umbrage is with more umbrage.*

## Show Bits

* BLT
* Worf Lightning
* Eyes to Commercial
* Sicks Bay
* B. Dunks
* Facetime
* Dustbuster Club
* This Old Starship
* Olds
* Vichy Frenchman
* Clip Show Device

## P1 Messages

To Ben and Adam

To STLV Cabana

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **3 olds & guide**

Great guest star performances
Ben's pick is **Monk**

@4:26 for his schadenfreude
VOY 408

*When some Ring Pop enthusiasts start rewriting history, their device creates some serious turbulence for Voyager. But when the shockwave pushes the crew into a new reality, they’ll risk everything to learn how the time weapon can be defended against. How many centuries would it be appropriate to put up with the job title “Lackey” before you ask for a promotion? Why don’t they use porcelain in starship construction? Why are they called the Zahl? It’s the episode where we’ve synchronized our sewer problems.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is

Ben's pick is
VOY 416

*When an isolated member of Species 42069 climbs aboard, Captain Janeway dictates compassion over the objections of everyone involved. But when Seven’s budding individuality leads to another shocking incident, Janeway decides to ground her in an effort to avoid further diplomatic damage.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Tony Todd**

For being in this episode
Ben's pick is **Seven of Nine**

For really pushing it with Janeway
VOY 514

*When a shiny bleached space butthole seems too good to be true, it turns out to be a nicotine-stained space whale that makes everyone’s horny fantasies come to life. But when Voyager gets swallowed up and only the Doc and Naomi remain, Seven’s loafy-faced Canadian boyfriend comes aboard to play Ahab to her Job..*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is

Ben's pick is
VOY 305

Grand Proxy Neelix

*The Voyager runs across the wormhole with Devonani Ral's salad dressing stained fingerprints on it and a bunch of townspeople being run by the two Ferengi last seen through the windshield of Geordi and Data's bunkbed!*

*The plan to Latinumfish Arridor and Kol into leaving the planet goes lobes up when Neelix is exposed as not Nagus adjacent and the townspeople decide to do a power restructure Joan of Arc style.*

## Show Bits

* Loaf
* BLT
* Bangers
* Eyes to Commercial
* McLaughlin Group
* W/r/t
* Olds
* Bouy

## P1 Messages

To Ben and Adam

To David

K urn
## Drunk Shimoda

Daily Double! **Arridor & Kol**

For deciding to kill the messenger
## Trading Cards

It's The Hotel Manager From "Ghostbusters"It's No Surprise They've Got "Baywatch" CredHe Hits Her With The Panache Of A Megachurch TelevangelistNeelix Is In Deep Cover And It Appears To Be WorkingHe's Making It RainWhy Do They Have Swords? Why Don't They Have Whips?They're Gonna Get "Joan Of Arc'd" Back Home!So They're Getting Away In The Shuttle They Crashed! Who Fixed It?
VOY 412

*When Neelix dies in the cold open and comes back to face life after no afterlife, a dubious trip with Chakotay only pushes him closer to the ledge. But when looking inside himself isn’t the answer, a more holistic approach helps him see his value through the eyes of Voyager’s crew.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Chakotay**

For making Neelix watch himself die
Ben's pick is **Ethan Phillips**

For doing some good acting
Wes Hot American Summer

The given name for the hilarious debacle that occurred during young Ben's summer camp escapades when he decided to introduce himself to his newly-met campmates as "Wesley"due to his love for Wesley Crusher (The Boy?). Ben recounted this story in TGG episode 5, during which the phrase, based on the movie *Wet Hot American Summer,* was coined. It later caught on so much so that it became the basis for the first official TGG merchandise offering in the form of a t-shirt.
VOY 607

*When Voyager slips into an alien’s underspace without asking, they have to find parking on an irradiated planet where they’re faced with the drawbacks of cryotech. But when Seven wakes up a battalion of perfect murderers, Janeway’s knack for counter intelligence leaves two species fighting an ancient space battle.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is

Ben's pick is
VOY 405

*When a lonely holographic man sends a distress call to Voyager, the EMH convinces the captain to risk his mobile emitter on an away mission. But when Harry Kim and Seven of Nine are teamed up for another engineering project, the episode becomes a cocktail of horniness and fear. Does Neelix charge a corkage fee for cakes? What happens when you go down the long ladder? Is it okay to do bits on organics? It’s the episode that’s hanging butt!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is

Ben's pick is
VOY 419

*When the allies start planning their holographic D-Day, Janeway and Karr agree to a ceasefire. But when Turanj opts for Nazi ideology over a less murderous vision for the future, he ends up falling into Janeway’s trap and getting the ultimate lesson in diplomacy. Where can you find the best fries in Los Angeles? Did Voyager make the arch obsolete? What’s the best part about camping with Klingons? It’s the episode that’s definitely taking a Brode on the eve of battle!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Neelix**

For not getting to be in the episode enough
Ben's pick is **Captain Janeway**

For fumbling the gun in six bay
VOY 518

*When Voyager goes to goo and the honeymoon is off, a scientific mystery turns into an existential crisis for the remaining members of the crew. But after a too-late decision by Captain Janeway leads to a lot of Lantreeing around, the bleakest tragedy of all is a vague computer entry.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is

Ben's pick is
VOY 517

*When Ensign Kim’s crush turns into a diplomatic sexual incident, Captain Janeway tears him a new one and orders him to break it off with Tal. But when the stakes don’t turn out to be life-threatening and Tal’s instinct for exploration leaves Harry lovesick, a mixtape from Doc Holoday is the only treatment he’ll accept.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Ben and Adam's pick is **Harry Kim**

Because who else could it possibly be?
VOY 317

*When Chakotay crash lands on a planet in conflict, he’s assimilated back to health by a co-op with a dark secret. But connecting with Riley puts Voyager at risk when a nearby Borg Cube gets the self-destruct treatment. Why is this co-op so into volleyball? Which side is up on a cube? Do the Borgs not have olds? It's the episode that puts on the Liberace records!’’*

## Show Bits

* Clip Show Device
* Self Destruct ASMR

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Chakotay**

for having a little sex while he waits
Ben's pick is **Riley**

for "It's not what you think" energy
VOY 308

Rain Robinson driving her van

*When Voyager fights a ship from the future, their battle results in a draw. But when both ships find themselves in the past, there’s plenty of time for a do-over. Does Star Trek hate hippies? Are we sure there was a second X-Files movie? What do you do with a lost chihuahua? It’s the episode that does not let the ball fall through the paddles!*

## Show Bits

* RSVP
* Sicks Bay
* Space Butthole
* Facetime
* Dustbuster Club
* Chris Brynner of Brynner Information Systems
* Sabo
* Tin MAN
* Tax Documents

## P1 Messages

To Ben and Adam

Cryptic Message

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Ed Begley, Jr.**

Great guest star performances
Ben's pick is **rollerblading beach girl**

for blading between Janeway and Chakotay
Frank4453

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VOY 421

*When scans detects the Omega phenomenon, Voyager pulls itself over for a dangerous, need-to-know mission. But even though Seven finds spirituality in the particles, Captain Janeway opts to leave a planet and its people without their salvation. Does the Omega Directive need better PR? Why aren't just-in-case goodbyes more common? What happened to the Greeks? It's the episode that woke up like this!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Tuvok**

For letting Harry stay up all night playing kal-toh before his duty shift
Ben's pick is **Harry Kim**

For staying up all night playing kal-toh before his duty shift
VOY 622

### Pod Download

[https://maximumfun.org/episodes/greatest-generation/ep-492-the-medkit-device-is-a-chode-voy-s6e22/ The Medkit Device Is a Chode]

## VOY 622

### Next Episode

 That’s My Canadian Car
 Freshening up the Hallway as She Goes

*When BLT and Ensign Kim crash on a planet full of theatre nerds, their life becomes art, layered with nesting-doll suspense about the ending. But when Voyager locates the Delta Flyer on the day of the big play, BLT leaves the bronze age in peace with an especially dramatic beam out.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is

Ben's pick is
VOY 316

*When Ensign Vorik gets fresh with the chief engineer, his blood boils like a man who’s been freshened up by Kes. But when he puts his horny on main, he spreads a little bit onto BLT—with disastrous consequences for crew safety! Was the Bieber thing just a phase? Why aren't Starfleet officers allowed to wear jet boots anymore? If Kevin Uxbridge wrote a book, who would be his ghostwriter? It's the episode where we reveal we've been playing Rock Paper Scissors the entire time.*

## Show Bits

* Tax Documents
* Kevin Uxbridge

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **the Doctor**

for pivoting to sex doc
Ben's pick is **BLT**

for being convinced that she's right
VOY 310

*When Kes helps a dying widow grieve, her commitment to being a generous host is taken advantage of. But when she leaves Voyager and takes a shuttlecraft with her, Neelix is the only one relieved that her actions aren’t self-motivated. What's the perfect airport food? Are there "power moves" for transport operators? How rare is the two-handed mind meld? It's the episode that fills the clip show device!*

## Show Bits

* To The Dome
* Hoofs
* Sicks Bay
* RSVP
* BLT
* Broom Closet
* "Jake"ing Shuttlecraft
* McLaughlin Group
* The Scene Does Not Go Well Enterprise
* Doc Holoday
* Star Trek Caves
* Bangers
* Convention Question Guy
* Clip Show Device
* Freshen Up

## P1 Messages

Promotional message for 3 Idjits In A Pod

Thanks for the recommend

To clones

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Resh**

For everything about him
Ben's pick is **the camera operator**

For doing the slow zoom-ins on Neelix's feet
Worf Lightning

The Greatest Worf Scream

## Pod Apperances

Special:WhatLinksHere/Worf Lightning

Worf lightning are blue arcs of electricity that come out of a computer panel or whatever and envelope a person standing nearby. There's generally a lot of screaming, yelling, thrashing and throwing stuntmen around the set.

Named after Worf because of the epic scream he gave while being struck in TNG 107. This performance has since been outdone by Keiko in DS9 505.
TNG 614

Romulan Major Rakal

Bread BoxCatbasket

*Troi gets replanted on a Warbird to smuggle some sleeping breadboxes over the fence. What a missed opportunity for Troi to introduce the Romulans to Federation wig tech.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Marina Sirtis**

For getting to finally be all over an episode and do a bunch of fun acting stuff
Ben's pick is **Troi**

For (as Tromulan) reaching for her giant empty gun holster as if she couldn't tell it was empty
## Trading Cards

No...It's...NOT!Very Sure, And Very Not NiceIt's Not The Band I Hate, It's Their FansHair For The Orange County Junior PromThat Makes No SenseClearly Established, There's No GunPoor ShovelfaceGets Her Loaf Removed And That's It
Social Democratic Party

The Social Democratic, commonly referred to as SDP, was one of the two major contemporary political parties in Reagansborough, the other is their rival, the National Republican Party. The party was founded in November 2016 by Lrule5 after being kicked from the now defunct Progressive Party. Lrule5 was then accepted into the NRP which left the SDP having one member, caeyrnasin. He is looking to January to run as the SDP candidate in the January 2017 federal elections.
Frank News

Frank News is a weekly newspaper based in East Trump City, Reagansborough. The idea for the company started as a small news board located outside of Frank4453's house in July 2016. It was then expanded to a larger board located next to the Fox River. The organization was formally founded by Frank4453 in November 2016 as a way to track the January 2016 federal elections after the creation of the Electoral College. The company has a headquarters located in downtown East Trump City on Gutfeld Avenue. On December 1st, Frank4453 started an online document moving Frank News to the newspaper industry. Currently, Frank News is the only country on the entire Realms. It serves all cities in Reagansborough.
VOY 304

Jupiter Station Diagnostic Program Alpha-11

*The Voyager takes a shortcut across the lawn of aliens with Gran Tornio levels of property protection. Like every streaming watchlist, Doc Holoday's memory's clogged with things he'll never get to and it's affecting his attention span.*

*BLT finds the EMH's owners manual & it prescribes a big dose of CRTL+ALT+DELETE on Doc's memory to keep him online. Janeway's trespass order has the Voyager covered in ticks! Use all replicator rations on Campho-Phenique for the hull!*

## Show Bits

* BLT
* Sicks Bay
* McLaughlin Group
* Bouy
* Doc Holoday
* Borgs
* Dustbuster Club

## P1 Messages

To ???

K urn
To ???

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Robert Duncan McNeill**

For his thrashing at @16:08
Ben's pick is **Diagnostic Zimmerman**

For being egotistical
## Trading Cards

Subaru Brat Class ShuttleBlasted By Lobster Men!A Coworker Singing Opera Is Worse Than Them Playing Music Through A SpeakerTuvok Gives The Micro Expressions Of DisapprovalStare At This original Biff Yeager Art And Tell Me What You SeeWay To Go On The Clown Loaf!The Voyager's Got Ticks!Rocking The Victory Ponytail
VOY 620

*When Captain Janeway takes an interest in the ship’s biggest losers, a dangerous away mission is her prescription for bringing them back into the fold. But when the Delta Flyer gets away from her and the mission turns into a disaster, letting the dark matter aliens remain a mystery is preferable to letting a jerk end up the hero.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is

Ben's pick is
VOY 426

*When a conehead hitchhiker with shaved ears comes aboard, his knack for languages helps Captain Janeway decipher the encoded message from Starfleet. But when a rendezvous with the USS Shovel makes their situation seem too good to be true, the crew is forced to reckon with everything Arturis represents. Are Frisbee-based games still fun without the cocaine? Does Star Trek need better cargo continuity? Can revenge look like lechery? It’s the episode with soft rock yacht bangers!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Tuvok**

For getting his job stolen
Ben's pick is **the security people on the bridge of the USS Dauntless**

For giving their all in the altercation with Arturis
VOY 423

*When an alternate version of history paints Captain Janeway as Dark Karen, Doc Holoday shows up centuries later to set the record straight. But when the narrative gets flipped and Daleth turns out to be the asshole, an angry mob trashes the Museum of Kyrian Heritage in protest. What’s the next step after the combadge comes off? Which profession has the driest bits? What’s the most dangerous kind of banger? It’s the episode in leather gloves and a black turtleneck!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **the race riot crowd**

For being afraid to swing their batons.
Ben's pick is **the race riot crowd**

For being dressed for business instead of a race riot.
Worf Yelp Reviews

A Greatest Gen viewer began a Twitter account (@WorfYelp) offering Worf-style reviews of restaurants. The review style is based on Worf's curt review of the Uxbridge's home in the TNG episode "The Survivors". When asked what he thought of their home Worf replied, "Nice house. Good tea.". A frequent theme of the @WorfYelp reviews is the quality of the restaurant's parking which is often summed up as, "Shitty parking". Adam and Ben when commenting on an exterior set or simulated restaurant or bar in the TNG universe will often conclude by saying, "Shitty parking".
VOY 319

*When Voyager stops to help with a planet’s armageddon situation, the crew discovers that’s no asteroid, it’s The Etanian Order’s plausible deniability! But when a shuttlecraft rescue mission to the surface ends predictably, a nearby space elevator is the only way back up through the ionosphere. Is 5,000 people a lot of people? Are coal-based hobbies a bad look? Do Neelix and Tuvok not remember they were the same person last season? It's the episode that really smacks the rock!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **the Etanian Order**

Ben's pick is **the Etanian captain**
VOY 510

*When Captain Janeway falls for a fantasy fascist, she offers him asylum and safe passage out of Devore space. But as Kashyk gets closer to finding what he’s looking for, Janeway’s two-handed dedication to the mission saves Voyager and the Brenari refugees.*

## P1 Messages

* Commercial message for Podsothoth: A Lovecraft Book Club

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Kashyk**

For getting verbally kicked in the balls by Janeway
Ben's pick is **Prax**

For being played by a "That Guy"
VOY 312

*When Voyager encounters a virus infecting an alien race, The Doctor is uniquely suited to cure the ill. But when the outbreak becomes bigger than anyone was expecting, Captain Janeway will have to bare arms in order to defeat it. What are the food rules on a shuttlecraft? Does Nellix make the milk flow? What’s the worst monster sound? It’s the episode that puts hands on hips!’’*

## Show Bits

* Hole
* Previa
* Dustbuster Club
* Freshen Up
* Nubbin
* Sicks Bay
* Bangers

## P1 Messages

Promo: Free Audiobook

Thanks

From She Who Does Burlesque to You Know Who You Are: "Send Nudes."

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Neelix and BLT**

For not reacting to getting covered in alien goo
Ben's pick is **Tom Paris**

For being a dick to BLT
VOY 603

*When BLT’s near-death experience includes a vision of her mother’s dishonor, she’s willing to die again if it means springing her mom from Gre’thor. But when she can’t cheat Kortar and it’s the afterlife or eels, choosing to live means finally tossing her bat’leth overboard.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is

Ben's pick is
VOY 505

*When an ion storm buries the Delta Flyer under 30 kilotons of poisonous rock, Samantha Wildman is seriously injured and no one remembered to bring emergency supplies. But with Neelix playing babysitter back on Voyager, his own familial trauma keeps him from being honest with Naomi. Why doesn't fantasy look good inside science fiction? Where did Naomi Wildman learn how to hate? When did the grassy self eulogy fall out of favor? It's the episode that pulls out all the horticultural stops!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Trevis and Flotter**

For being serious actors with long IMDB credits just clowning
Ben's pick is **Harry Kim**

For designing the Flotter doll
VOY 506

Geordi LaForge captaining the USS Challenger

*When Chakotay and Kim are the only survivors of a terrible math accident, they’re ready to go to extreme measures to set things right for Voyager. But when Captain La Forge shows up to stop their plan, survivors’ guilt leads to an all-in bet on changing history. Who is the fax machine of this episode? Has Garrett Wang won every single Star Trek prop auction? Did Harry kill someone for this mission? It's the episode that predates the Christopher Nolanification of time travel!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Harry Kim**

Because his character is so compelling
Ben's pick is **Tessa**

For being the person that Chakotay is having sex with and nothing else
Facebook Messenger: Injustice

*Facebook Messenger: Injustice*

File:Facebook Messenger Injustice cover art.png

Developer

NetherRealm Studios

Publisher

Facebook Games

Platforms

Playstation 4, Xbox One

Release dates

TBD

**Facebook Messenger: Injustice** is a Fighting game based on the new Messenger "Add to my Day" mechanic that just released on March 10th, 2017.
VOY 523

*When Captain Janeway unearths some uncomfortable truths from a genealogy search, the myth-making of her family tree makes the branches grow all weird. But after the owner of an ancient bookstore has a section for everything besides romance, Janeway will have to decide just how important her heroine’s reputation is.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is

Ben's pick is
VOY 508

Body Pillow Bug

*When BLT starts wearing an anime lizard shawl, everyone is up in arms over Doc Holoday’s Cardassian consultant. But even after BLT declines treatment on principle, Captain Janeway makes a call that sends shockwaves through the crew.*

## P1 Messages

* Commercial message for BlueShift.design

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Body Pillow Bug**

Ben's pick is **Body Pillow Bug**
VOY 311

*When Q shows up with a romantic overture for the captain, only a lady Q will be able to divert his attention. But when a war in the continuum implicates judicial precedent set onboard Voyager, the crew will have to cosplay to preserve the Qunion. What is it about camping that Captain Janeway enjoys so much? What kind of Continuum was Milton Berle packing? Why did this episode keep Tipper Gore up at night? It’s the episode that accommodates guests with a fold-out bit!*

## Show Bits

* Broom Closet
* Bits Bits Bits
* Ball Kicking Machine
* McLaughlin Group
* BLT
* Eyes to Commercial

## P1 Messages

Promo: Carpenter BC

This Old Starship
Jukebox Request

Kevin Uxbridge, Vichy Frenchman, Odo, and Mark Twain singing "We Are The World"
Anniversary

K urn
## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Q**

For the moment at 13:23 when he describes his sexual prowess
Ben's pick is **Q-zie Plakson**

For snap impotence
VOY 309

Rain Robinson and Tom Paris

*When the EMH is taken holo-hostage, it will ironically come with a newfound freedom. But when Starling absolutely insists on destroying the future to get even more obscene wealth in the past, the Voyager crew will have to contemplate becoming marooned in time instead of space. Would you trade the Obama presidency for more of Rain Robinson in Voyager? How could BLT stay undercover on Earth past the late 90s? What are the qualities of an impressive hench? It’s the episode that’s using common gaslighting tactics to preserve the timeline.*

## Show Bits

* Convention Question Guy
* Eyes to Commercial
* McLaughlin Group
* BLT
* Bangers
* Tax Documents
* Ankylosaur
* RSVP

## P1 Messages

From Ben to Ben

Happy Birthday

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Starling**

For being a smart playing dumb
Ben's pick is **Rain Robinson**

For putting up with Tom Paris' bullshit
VOY 509

*When Tom Paris finds a cause that fulfills his childhood dreams, BLT eggs him on to get a 30-day break from their relationship. But when Paris goes rouge in the middle of Captain Janeway’s diplomacy, she’s ready to bomb the Delta Swimmer but settles for jerking Tom’s leash instead.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Tom Paris**

For falling over and falling over again
Ben's pick is **BLT**

For gently nudging Tom into criminality
VOY 525

*When Doc Holoday gets possessed by a weapon of mass destruction, Captain Janeway is ready to blow up the damn ship rather than let the missile reach its target. But when a partial EAM isn’t enough to stand down condition 1SQ, Lawyer Kim makes a convincing case for the bomb to change its mission.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is

Ben's pick is
VOY 420

*When Voyager encounters a starship with experimental technology, they rescue its pilot and offer to help with repairs. But when Steth makes a mess out of Tom Paris’ life, a return to the way things were starts to look good from a distance. What can bring on the rages during mail call? Why did Ben make an impromptu trip to the Pacific garbage gyre? Who will soon be the target of a scientific prank? It’s the episode with an entire department dedicated to lift and bounce!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Dan Butler** (aka Bulldog from Fraiser)

For his delightful performance
Ben's pick is **the Steth that doesn't catch up with their former body**

For having no hope of getting their original body back
VOY 507

Seven of Nine chomping on a piece of meat

*When Seven is full of people who are really excited about improv class, Captain Janeway is willing to get risky to help her crew member escape the voices. But when Species 6339 didn't develop a cure for their biological weapon, BLT is the only person actually helping shut down the infected vinculum. Which fruit has the highest floor and the lowest ceiling? What's the secret to destroying a Borg cube? Should we teach the Federation xenocide controversy? It's the episode with opposite water problems!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **the alien with the coat hanger antennae @ 32:07**

For thinking they were the star of the show
Ben's pick is **the alien with the coat hanger antennae @ 32:07**
VOY 415

*When Voyager picks up snatches of a reply from the A Quad, Captain Janeway is willing to trespass to download the rest of the message. But when Seven and Tuvok get claimed as relics, Janeway joins the Hirogens in being helmet-painting pissed.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Chakotay**

For being a little bit skeevy
Ben's pick is **Seven of Nine**

For not noticing Janeway's depression
VOY 610

*When Lieutenant Barclay loses himself in another holodeck obsession, Counselor Troi is on hand to help him work through his fantasy of saving Voyager. But by the time Admiral Paris is ready to hear Reg out, he’s already gone rouge to connect Starfleet Command with Voyager.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is

Ben's pick is
VOY 501

*When Voyager is two months into traversing another space obstacle, the crew is struggling with the idea of two more years in the void. But when they meet a Captain Planet villain who offers them a shortcut, Captain Janeway weighs the vortex against her own need for redemption. What kind of person would marry a bit murderer? Were the Hirogen wrong about everything? What makes Janeway's ready room classy? It's the episode that never misses an issue of Kojak Fancy!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Captain Janeway**

Ben's pick is **Captain Janeway**

For going to get a rifle when the power goes out
VOY 502

*When a transporter accident spawns a Borg fetus in Voyager’s science lab, Captain Janeway lets it gestate just to see how things turn out. But when One hits puberty ahead of schedule, his interest in the collective becomes a concern for Seven. Is it possible to over baffle? Has Mulchaey been living under a rock? Who has the butt for jodhpurs? It’s the episode driven mad by the tell-tale freestyle machine!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Mulchaey**

To give him the respect that the episode does not
Ben's pick is **Mulchaey**

For not calling for backup
VOY 321

*When Kes moves through time she does it every bit as good as a man, she just does it backwards. But when it turns out an attack by an unknown enemy is the reason for her de-aging, she’ll have to go back to the beginning to save the future. What do you get for grandma? If you didn't know, would you know? How fast should you pip after your captain dies? It's the episode that buys museum putty by the barrel!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is

Ben's pick is
Weird pronunciations

Sometimes Ben and Adam will intentionally place the emphasis on the wrong syllable of a word or phrase, usually in the context of an episode title. This is a reference to the TNG episode "Tin Man," in which Picard strangely emphasizes "man" instead of "tin." Flipping the normal emphasis is a cultural affectation among educated and/or upper-class British people, which is usually used to indicate that the speaker is thinking deeply about, or scrutinizing, the thing being discussed.