Welcome to the Carnivorous Zone

**Welcome to the Carnivorous Zone**is the first episode in the first season of *The Bacon Chronicles*. The episode first aired on October 19, 2015 on BaconNetwork at 6pm. The premiere was watched by 164,000 viewers. The episode was written and directed by BaconMahBoi.

## Synopsis

Bacon finds a light in his locker, and he and his best friend Sausage end up in the Carnivorous Zone, a strange world found outside of our solar system, full of meat-eaters.

## Full plot

The bus monitor chooses Bacon as usual to drive the bus. We cut to a flashback of Bacon driving the bus and he protests. The monitor then checks the rota which is just a piece of paper with a drawing of Bacon on it. We cut to an annoyed Bacon driving the bus for a few seconds causing lots of trouble, Bacon does not notice. TBA

## Transcript

* Narrator (as he says each place it appears): In an ordinary galaxy, in an ordinary solar system, in an ordinary line of planets, in an ordinary planet Earth, in an ordinary country, in a very not ordinary school.
* (students get on the bus after school)
* Bus Monitor: Okay, who's driving the bus today (looks at the rota) Bacon. (Bacon scowls)
* (cut to a flashback of Bacon driving bus, flashback ends)
* Bacon: But I did it last time... and the 782 times before that- can't you check the rota?
* (monitor checks the rota, we see it on screen, it is just paper with a drawing of Bacon on it)
* Bus Monitor: (after spending a while looking at it and making "mm-hmm" noises) Bacon.
* Bacon: (annoyed grunt)
* (cut to Bacon angrily driving the bus, not noticing the many things he causes)
* (timecard reading "The Next Morning", cut to Bacon and many other students at the bus stop. Bus arrives and the bus monitor comes out)
* Bus Monitor: Okay, let's check the rota again (looks at the rota) Bacon.
* Bacon: (very annoyed grunt)
* (cut to Bacon angrily driving the bus again, again causing trouble, before driving into the school. Students come out of the bus)
* Bacon: Ugh, I wish Macaroni would stop choosing me to drive the bus.
* Sausage: He hates you, man. Come on, was it that hard to see?
* Bacon: Yeah, I know... but this is freakin' child abuse!
* Sausage: True... Maybe you should phone Childline or somethin'.
* Bacon: No... Macaroni would kill me!
* (Bacon and Sausage enter class)
* Teacher: Hello, boys.
* Bacon and Sauage: Hi, Miss Boiled...
* (Miss Boiled starts to write on the chalk board while Bacon tries to get a private message to Sausage, but the entire class read it)
* TBA

## Subtitle transcript

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* *(NARRATOR) In an ordinary galaxy, in an ordinary solar system,*
* *in an ordinary line of planets, in an ordinary planet Earth,*
* *in an ordinary country, England, in a very not ordinary school.*
* **STUDENTS CHATTER**
* Okay, who's driving the bus today?
* Bacon.
* **Urgh! Ach! Oop! Eee!**
* **Other noises to show that I am scared!**
* **But I did it last time, and the 782 times before that!**
* **Can't you check the rota?**
* Mmm hmm. Mmm hmm. Bacon.
* **BACON GRUNTS**
* **CITIZENS SCREAM**
* **SPLAT!**
* Okay, let's check the rota again.
* Bacon.
* **BACON GRUNTS**
* **CITIZENS SCREAM**
* **MR. DOG SCREAMS**
* **STUDENTS CHATTER**
* **Ugh, I wish Macaroni would stop choosing me to drive the bus.**
* *He hates you, man, was it that hard to see?*
* **I know, but this is child abuse!**
* *Maybe you could phone Childline or something.*
* **No, Macaroni would kill me!**
* ***Hello, boys.***
* **Hi, Miss Boiled.**
* **STUDENTS CHATTER AND LAUGH**
* TBA

## Cenorship

* In every country except the UK, the line "This is freakin' child abuse!" is changed to "This is flippin' torture!".
* The line "Down to Hell we go" was changed to "Down to this place we go" in a few countries.