NiFTy Business

**NiFTy Business** is the third episode of Season 2 of Dumb Teacher: Re-Dumbened and the eleventh episode of the series. It premiered on January 22, 2022.

## Synopsis

When Dan discovers that a lot of people are not buying his hoverboards due to NFTs being the hot new thing, he turns to selling both hoverboards *and* NFTs at the same time to save his business and wealth, which leads both him and Logan into also becoming stock brokers on the El Kadsreian Islands Stock Exchange website and later, move to New York City. Meanwhile, Cheryl tries being an Elkadsreophile just like Dan in order to win a wager with him, which will continue in the next three episodes.

## Plot

The episode begins with a montage of Dan's laboratory and hoverboard factory manufacturing hoverboards for DansHoverboards.com, his hoverboard-selling website, and him becoming the richest kid in the world, and the first surpassing the Matsushita family of El Kadsre, whilst keeping it a secret from his parents. The montage ends in the present, where Dan can be seen sitting at his desk drinking a cup of coffee looking at his hoverboard sales chart before his digital watch goes off, telling him that it's time to head to school. After Dan leaves for school, the chart-line falls down to 27. At school, Dan notices that Duncan is looking at stock charts and tells him that he plans on becoming an investor in Harrison, Arkansas one day, and gets into stocks to help pave his future. Dan scolds him for having such a ridiculous dream, not in becoming an investor, but in moving to Harrison, the most racist city in America. McNeese then punches Dan in the face and berates him for taking hatred in, "the most happiest place in America". After McNeese heads back to his desk, Duncan discovers the stocks for Dan's company and shows him the stocks, which say -43%, which causes Dan to hyperventilate and pass out.

Dan recovers in the hospital, where he is still shocked to see that his hoverboard sales are down low. Rushing out of the hospital, with no one seeming to care, he goes to an internet café to look up what is currently trending, believing trends to be the cause of the decrease in his sales. After searching, he discovers an ad for an inaugural Crypto convention at the convention center downtown with a class teaching people about cryptocurrency and NFTs, which fascinates Dan, as he has never heard of an NFT before. Dan then buys his pass into the convention, which begins on Saturday.

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As Dan designs NFTs for his updated site, his mother comes into the room, where Dan introduces her to NFTs and shows the NFTs he made, which include characters from Technic Heroes, along with those from Hideto Aramaki and Steven Arisawa's works. Dan even made hentai NFTs, which his mother doesn't care about. Cheryl is confused by the characters Dan used and mistakes them for being new characters from Team Aqua, Dan, upset, tells his mom that she doesn't understand the characters because, "[she's] never lived like [him]", basically an Elkadsreophile, Offended, Cheryl is about to scold Dan, but then gets the idea to make a wager with him. If she can live like an Elkadsreophile as Dan is for three months, she will get half of his hoverboard & NFT money put into her bank account. Dan accepts the wager and gives her a key to his "Technic Cupboard", which contains every Technic Heroes movie ever released on home video so far, so that Cheryl can catch up on the franchise as part of being an Elkadsreophile.

After letting Cheryl watch the entire Technic Heroes series, Dan gives her a book about various key moments in El Kadsreian history, including the Eight-Day War, the formation of the Vlokozu Union, etc. After a week, Cheryl becomes obsessed with El Kadsre and its culture and history, and even dons a bra with the Quest for the Masks logo on it. Dan tells Cheryl to enjoy her 3 months as an Elkadsreophile as he updates his website to a hoverboard & NFT site. The next day, Cheryl is seen eating at a Sminster with Guy Fieri, praising how delicious their food is.

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## Trivia

* The song that plays during the episode's opening montage is "Classic" by The Knocks featuring Powers.
* Two of the hoverboard stickers on one of Dan's hoverboards seen during the montage is that of Ame and Yuki from the 2013 anime film, Wolf Children.
* The nickname Dan and Logan give their self-driving Lamborghini Aventador, "Aldsmobile", is a reference to the defunct American car marquee, Oldsmobile.
* The song that plays when Dan and Logan arrive in Lower Manhattan is "Empire State of Mind" by Jay-Z featuring Alicia Keys.
* The song that plays in the episode's ending montage is "The Weekend" by Michael Gray, the montage even parodies the music video.

## Transcript

*Main article: NiFTy Business/Transcript*