Josh Is Evil (series)

Here is the plot of the Josh Is Evil series. This is written similar to stage directions.

**Season 1:**

**Prologue: "Josh's Birthday"**

* 97C walks up to a store, needing to get something for Josh's birthday, and chooses a random gift.
* 97C gives the random gift to Josh, in which it contains a boat.

**Episode 1: "ALL I DID WAS GIVE YOU A BOAT"**

* 97C and Josh and seen standing on a floating platform.
* After some sad music plays, Josh pushes 97C off the platform.
* 97C falls to the floor and dies.

**Episode 2: "I Used a Rocket to Get Revenge on Josh"**

* 97C respawns back on Titan, which is a moon of Saturn.
* 97C launches off in a rocket, and lands on Earth.
* 97C approaches Josh, then builds a launch pad.
* 97C shoves Josh into a rocket, then sends him off into space.

**Episode 3: "I Met Josh on Jupiter and He Killed Me"**

* 97C launches a rocket, and is then seen entering Jupiter's atmosphere.
* 97C exits his landing pod, then turns around to see Josh.
* Confused, 97C slowly walks up to Josh.
* Josh kills 97C.

**Episode 4: "I Took Josh to Titan and Drowned Him"**

* 97C builds rockets for both him and Josh.
* 97C shoves Josh into a rocket, launches it, and gets in his own.
* They both land on Titan.
* 97C, not seeing Josh, builds a diving platform out of spruce wood.
* 97C finds Josh, and brings him over to the diving platform.
* After some sad music plays, 97C pushes Josh off the platform into the methane lake.
* 97C walks away and begins building a launch pad.

**Episode 5: "I Accidentally Built a Railway on Eris that Took Me to Josh"**

* 97C launches off of Titan.
* 97C lands on Eris, a dwarf planet in the Kuiper Belt.
* 97C immediatelly begins grabbing rails, a crowbar, some minecarts, and a locomotive.
* 97C builds a railway that drops into a pit and comes out of it, then drops into another one.
* 97C makes a train with the minecarts and locomotive, and rides the train.
* 97C falls into the second pit, where Josh is waiting, and dies.

**Epilogue: "Making Up with Josh"**

* 97C launches off of Eris, and heads back to Earth.
* 97C punches a zombie, then walks into a village.
* 97C walks into a building made of bricks, where Josh is waiting.
* 97C begins saying, "Josh, I think it's time we stop this argumen-" then is cut off by the sound of zombies.
* 97C turns around and yells, "WHOEVER IS MAKING ALL THAT NOISE, BE QUIET!"
* 97C turns around again, and continues saying, "Anyways, we should stop this argument. What do you say?"
* Josh responds with, "You're gonna kill me again, aren't you?"
* To which 97C assures him, "No, I promise."
* 97C then opens his inventory while some boss music starts playing, and grabs a flint and steel.
* 97C breaks the rails below Josh, and lights Josh on fire, whilst saying, "Actually, I lied."
* 97C jumps up and down in an evil excitement, then runs away whilst screaming, "Bye!"

**Season 2:**

**Prologue: "He Got Me Again"**

* 97C is holding a netherite pickaxe in a cave, when he sees a trapdoor covered in glow lichen.
* He enters the trapdoor, and is plunged underwater where there are some glow squids swimming.
* 97C exits out into a rooms covered in amythest blocks and glow berry vines.
* 97C grabs a torch off a wall, and walks down a mineshaft covered in dripstone.
* Attempting to move forward, 97C mines the dripstone, but then a skeleton appears.
* 97C tries to fight it, but the pickaxe is not enough, so he retreats.
* 97C comes back with a shield and netherite sword, then kills the skeleton.
* 97C mines the rest of the dripstone, but then sees Josh at the end of the mineshaft.
* He turns to the right, sprints away quickly, and mines into the wall.
* Upon exiting out into a cave, 97C spots Josh and continues running.
* 97C encounters some dripstone blocking his path, so he breaks it to get through, and covers it back up with some cobblestone.
* 97C stumbles onto a lava pit, which is a source ofr natural light, so he stops and blocks off the little area he has with cobblestone.
* 97C then plants his glow berries on the roof of the cobblestone barrier.
* He also places some dripstone around.
* After rubbing up against the leaves of the glow berries, 97C slowly turns to see Josh has found him.
* 97C dies.

**Episode 1: "I'm Back in Space!"**

* 97C is once again mining.
* After mining some ores, and stumbling upon a cursed torch that is floating in the air, 97C notices Josh.
* 97C gets scared, and starts mining through a wall, to which he finds a door.
* Behind the door, there is a rocket, to which 97C gets in and launches.
* 97C lands on the Moon and builds a small house.

**Episode 2: "Stones, Planets, and Josh"**

* We see that 97C's moon house is now looking a lot fancier.
* He opens a chest, which he grabs his pickaxe that is now called, "off camera mining ;)"
* 97C goes to his lunar mine, mines for a bit, then starts placing torches everywhere.
* 97C places everything in a chest, to which there is a large explosion in the distance.
* He walks over to it, and notices is a chunk of meteoric iron.
* 97C also puts that in the chest, throws away his pickaxe, and getsw in his tier-3 rocket.
* 97C lands on Mars, then breaks a block of ice, to which water spills out.
* A little later, we see 97C open a chest containing an elytra on the top of a cliff.
* 97C grabs it, and starts flying around. Then, he notices a house made out of Mars stone with a rocket on top. Intruiged, he walks over, and sees Josh standing outside of it.
* 97C walks up to Josh, and Josh almost kills him, but 97C runs away.
* 97C sneaks up behind Josh's house, steals his rocket, and flies away.
* 97C then lands on Venus.

**Episode 3: "Space Station Above Many Miles"**

* 97C walks around Venus for a bit, then sees a rocket upgrading station.
* 97C opens the chest next to it, and it ccontains a lingering potion of healing, a sub-light engine, a tier-6 rocket, an advanced launch pad, and a totem of undying.
* 97C builds the launch pad, then upgrades the rocket's engine.
* 97C puts all of his useless items into the chest.
* 97C goes back to his moon base, and puts some stuff into the same chest as before. Then, he builds the launch pad for his new rocket.
* 97C lifts off, and builds a space station above the Earth.
* 97C once again builds the new launch pad on the space station.
* 97C opens the para-chest, and inside it contains a book written by Josh.
* 97C reads the book, and it reads as follows, "Dear user, I am very sorry to make a bad plot in the middle of this episode, but I, Josh, along with my army, are going to plan an attack right after the Epilogue. See you then!"

**Episode 4: "A Mining Adventure"**

* 97C is ONCE AGAIN back in some caves, and is seen mining diamonds.
* 97C kills some mobs, then notices a small lake in a part of the cave.
* 97C gets in a boat, and moves around for a bit, killing some more mobs.
* 97C gets out, and tactically uses a creeper to kill a skeleton whilst holding a shield.
* 97C notices diamonds above him, so he builds upwards.
* After accidentally mining some dripstone blocks, Josh falls out from the ceiling.
* 97C fights more mobs, 97C walks up to Josh.
* 97C feels a little uneasy, so he gives 2 of his diamonds to Josh.
* A bright flash happens, and Josh dissapears.

**EPISODE 5 AND THE EPILOGUE WAS NEVER UPLOADED AND WILL NEVER BE UPLOADED.**