Angel Sniper/Card Story

* Episode
* Special Episode

Angel Sniper

**Transcript**

 **Player:** Wh-Whoa, whoa.
 **Yoshiko:** What's with the sorry groaning? If this is all it takes to get you crying, you'll never measure up to Yohane's splendor!
 **Player:** Uwahh! Ahh, I'm at the end of my rope!
 **Player:** \*Sigh\*
 **Yoshiko:** Pathetic. Look at you, getting all worn out over a mere rhythm game.
 **Player:** Mere? Come on, it forces you to push so many buttons so quickly, how am I supposed to make it in time?
 **Player:** Yoshiko, how did you do it so easily?!
 **Yoshiko:** Heh! When you get to my level, this is like playing with a kitten with your fingers!
 **Yoshiko:** And call me Yohane, not Yoshiko!
 **Yoshiko:** Look, you're panicking too much! There's nothing you can do if you panic!
 **Player:** Well, still, what am I supposed to do? It's my first time.
 **Yoshiko:** You're a little demon, you need to be prepared to grasp victory even on your first battle!
 **Yoshiko:** Now, what to do next!
 **Player:** Let's go with something easy, okay?
 **Yoshiko:** I had a feeling, but... you haven't played in arcades much, have you?
 **Player:** Well, it's not like I haven't played in them at all, you know? Like, I've done crane games and used the photo booths.
 **Yoshiko:** Hm. Well, let Yohane give you plenty of first experiences today!
 **Player:** Huh?! H-Hey, the thought is plenty, really!
 **Yoshiko:** No need to be modest! I'll spare no effort to raise my cute little demon into a mighty specimen!
 **Yoshiko:** All right, that settles it, next is...!
 **Yoshiko:** All right, give it an aim.
 **Yoshiko:** Mmm, good. You've got a good stance.
 **Player:** So this is one of those games where you shoot the enemies on screen with this gun, right?
 **Yoshiko:** Yep, it's a light shooter. Glad you know. Well, it is a pretty major game type, all things considered.
 **Yoshiko:** This is a beginner stage, so it'll be easy. \*Giggle\* This will test your judgement, reflexes and marksmanship! Give it your best!
 **Player:** O-Okay, now I'm nervous...
 **Yoshiko:** No need to worry, though. If things get dicey, I will protect you. Now, here we go! Let the game begin!
 **Yoshiko:** ...
 **Player:** Huh? Wait, I... I beat it! Sweet! I did it, Yoshiko! It says I cleared!
 **Yoshiko:** You beat all the stages without any continues?! And I've barely been shooting, too.
 **Player:** Phew, that was fun! Hey, Yoshiko, are there other games like this in this arcade? I want to try them, too!
 **Yoshiko:** Are you actually a sniper sent here by heaven?!
 **Yoshiko:** I see, you're here under orders to shoot through my dark heart and take me back to heaven, aren't you?!
 **Player:** Huh? Wait, when'd I become an angel?!

Spreading Corruption!

**Transcript**

 **Yoshiko:** Today's show was a huge success! You were listening to us, right? Good, good. Good girl, you have my compliments!
 **Yoshiko:** There's plenty of comments on our videos of people who want me to make them fall, so the day I rule this world cannot be far off.
 **Yoshiko:** I know. Let's shoot a black magic video that spurs people on in their descent and upload it!
 **Yoshiko:** I'm pretty excited after that show, so my wavelengths should reach my little demons more than usual!
 **Yoshiko:** And this costume has a dark design to it, too, so it's appropriate! Perfect! Let's get right to work!