Arc 8 Quotes

## Episode 0

[00:40:31]

Reed: "The King Who Banned Charity? Yikes! Yo, your dad sucks!"

[00:41:28]

Bri: "Please tell me there's some great acronyms in this [explanation of historical context] as well."

Haley: "Yes! Do we get another HASMORQL, yes or no?"

Bri: "HASMOIST?"

[00:56:01]

Bri: "This is so exciting for me, because in Arc 4 we weren't allowed to be hot."

[01:04:01]

Moose: "I am here to keep peace? Maybe. Yes. We are here to see what happens."

## Episode 1

[01:12:10]

Helga (to her hellhound): "Alright, now, I need you to go straight home. No, no sidequests, no eating people, nothing else. If you do anything, it will get back to me, ad it will get back to your papa, you need to go straight back home."

[01:15:21]

Sir Up (to Helga): "I hope you've had a... warm welcome, hehehehe."

Helga: "We love a man of jokes."

Gus (in character): "Hohohohoho!"

Reed (concerned): "Was that the king or the sword?"

[01:43:46]

Sybilla: "Penny, I don't think of us as friends."

Penny: "I wouldn't want you to."

Sybilla: "But I really thought there was some level of trust here. Should have known better."

Penny: "You'll learn."

Sybilla: "At some point, I suppose. I'm just a bit, uh... wary, of your family and their history with contracts. You'll have to forgive me."

## Episode 2

[00:16:08]

Bri: "That Nat 1 is a Dirty 20."

[00:33:05]

Crigley: "Sybilla has been by [King Alaric's] side ever since she was born! This woman has-"

Helga: "Well, she is his daughter."

Crigley: "That is true. You are so perceptive."

[01:25:15]

Sybilla: "And: It doesn't fix it, if I cut the arm off again."

Jim: "Ha- okay. So, no talking to Sir Up Ton."

[01:34:43]

Sybilla: "Surely I could grow as many arms as I'd like, and that does not extend my life span."

Prime Lord Wizard: "That would be pretty fucking rad, if you could."

## Episode 3

[01:11:39]

Penny: "Close your mouth, sweetheart, you'll catch flies."

Helga: "All the flies are coming off of you, so, I should. I should close my mouth."

## Episode 4

[0:44:13]

Isadora: "I can do good."

Sybilla: "You can."

Isadora: "I can- I can do good."

Sybilla: "Isador-"

Isadora: "It's MINE! And I can do good. And it's MINE!"

Sybilla: "Isadora you have done good for your entire life. You've adventured, you have made a difference, you have always been a little too brave for your own wellbeing. You have always been suited for a position in public life, if you would have it. And you- you made one for yourself. And Isa I will always, always be grateful that I was your first adventure. You've saved my life. We would not be having this conversation if you weren't the sort of too brave and too caring. We wouldn't be having it. You would have had a life indoors learning the right things to say, learning to never trust anyone with your back, and you would be doing it alone. But that's not what we're doing, I'm here and you're here, and I just need you to understand what's happening. It wont go good for either of us if you fail a vote Isa."

[00:52:01]

Sybilla: "Isa, I'm so killable."

Isadora: "Sybilla..."

Gus: "She, like, looks at her axe, sitting in the corner of her room."

Haley (laughing): "Alright, I didn't mean to give her any ideas!"

[00:56:48]

Helga: "There's only so much damage you can do, Penny's already got a seat for herself."

[01:16:59]

Prime Lord Wizard: "I didn't expect to ever say this to the First Princess of Hyranor, but could you please allow me to tie you to my bed?"

## Episode 5

[00:15:00]

Sam: "I would like to cast Stone Shape in front of [Penny's] door, so that it seals the entrance, and it's like a big block of stone infront of it, and as I go into my hut, I say-"

Helga: "Good night, bitch!"

[00:55:10]

Haley: "Tell the euthanasia wizard it's not time!"

## Episode 6

[00:22:39]

Moose: "That was just a regular old ring, that was just- yeah."

Haley (jokingly accusatory: "Just to make me feel like you were my friend! And it worked!"

Moose: "Yeah! Exactly! Muahahahah!"

[00:23:36]

Annie: "No, he- I sort of have a bit of an understanding of what they did to you, which I am still working on processing, I'm hoping to get far, far away from this castle when I finished processing what they made you do to yourself."

[00:36:57]

Annie: "If you all insist on this being how we choose what individual person has full fucking control over our lives, then Sybilla is not a bad choice."

Reed: "High praise from Annie Wintersummer."

[00:54:44]

Haley: "My best friend Euthanasia Wizard would never to anything to harm me."

[00:59:08]

Prime Lord Wizard: "You will serve for life. It is up to you to decide how long that life is."

[01:09:27]

Haley: "Those are my emotional support high level adventurers!"

## Episode 7

[00:34:32]

Gus: "You can't take your full movement, guards are in the way."

James: "I think she's-"

Isadora: "Hey, fellas!"

James: "Axe comes out."

[01:03:35]

Sir Up: "Knock knock, open up the door!"

Gus: "And guess whose turn is next!"

Moose: "Is my turn again?"

[01:09:02]

Gus: "Yondo is gonna run another pathetic 60 feet..."

Reed: "So slow, what's the point of having a boyfriend if he can't even run?"

[01:10:06]

Gus: "As far as I would know, you wouldn't currently have a spell on you that would be able to, like, hotwire the teleportation circle, unless you're about to clown on me."

Owen: "Not hotwire the teleportation circle. I could bypass it, but, you know."

Gus: "Uhm, so that- I don't know what that means."

[01:11:38]

Annie: "Can one of you get one of the guards to bring us the key?"

Helga: "Come back, come back. You can swing at me again."

[01:52:25]

Gus (in a somber voice): "You fall off of Keep's Canyon, and land on the ground below, taking 62 Bludgeoning damage."

Bri (surprised): "...That's it?"

## Episode 8

[00:26:42]

Owen: "Well, I don't think that the Lovejoy has done anything that leads me to want to kill them immediately or do aything super problematic, I have other priorities right now."

Gus: "I think that's a fair assessment of the situation."

Owen: "Those priorities could change."

[00:30:57]

Owen: "I just wanna ask a question to Sir Up Ton, do you have more than 150 hitpoints?"

(audible gasps)

Moose: "Can I lie and say yes?"

[00:37:19]

Gus: "Alright, Penny is in the room, gang. You do walk right past Helga Hatebad, when you do that, so Sam if you want to take an opportunity attack, it's my duty as a Dungeon Master to let you know that that's possible."

[00:53:48]

Gus: "Oh my gosh, Bri, do you know what's about to happen?"

Bri: "The crowd?"

Gus: "No, Yondo is about to run."

[01:09:45]

Reed: "I hope my mother forgives me for this, I will give Helga the help action."