Season 2 Episode 16: The Eggs of Moai

## Episode Synopsis

**The Eggs of Moai** is the sixteenth episode in the second season of the Checkmark Monarchy, following the banishment of Benjamin Verification at the hands of their father to Britain, they must find a way to return. Meanwhile, Jeffery and Bosco possesses a young tourist from the island of Moai to enact their return as Johnes seeks to destroy the Monarchy... again.

## Plot

[Cold open. We see a happy family sitting at a dinner table, about to enjoy their dinner]

Son: (joyously] Father, why is it that we must all eat eggs today?

Father: [Laughs] It is EASTER, my boy! Many moons ago on this exact day, our ancestors were hatched from the eggs of the great MOAI. In fact, I have booked a pigeon ticket to the ISLANDS OF MOAI where we will be spending our holiday.

Mother: [in an exaggerated voice] But the evil EASTER BUNNY has hidden it somewhere in the backyard, guess you'll have to look for it after dinner!

Son: [impressed] Wow! I sure hope some insane catperson doesn't dig it up! Get it? Because they are not as respectful as us NORMAL humans!

Mother: [Laughs] We are so racist!

[The family laughs in unison]

[The camera pans out the window of the dining room, into the family's backyard, a silent black figure wearing a tattered royal robe is digging a hole, they stop suddenly and starts to laugh maniacally]

[In the glow of the dim moonlight, it is revealed that this is Benjamin Verification]

Benjamin: (Still laughing maniacally) Soon... soon...

[They are holding the family's plane tickets to Moai Island.]

[Scene ends, insert theme song]

[We fade into Elly and Bosco walking down a hallway of the Checkmark Monarchy's castle]

Elly: I can't believe Jacob could do this to his own son! All he did was trying to marry a sexy lion man without his permission! Maybe we should do something about this...

[Bosco looks nervous]

Bosco: (In a robot voice) mmm. Yes. Totally. How tragic.

[We enter a flashback where Bosco manipulates reality to make Jacob homophobic in the previous episode causing Benjamin to be banished]

Elly: You know what? I think this family would benefit from a trip to Moai Island.

[We enter another flashback, where Elly consults the ancient demon Jesus with her witchcraft and was told that in order to create a working body for her son, she would need a sacred egg from Moai Island]

Bosco: Sure, it's not like I have anything else to do.

Jeffery: (Out of nowhere) Except bringing about my arrival, you piece of shit.

[Bosco screams in fear, confusing Elly]

Elly: Do you need more drugs.

Bosco: (immediately) Yes.

Jeffery: drugs cannot stop me.

[Jeffery punches Bosco in the face, Bosco screams some more]

[Then we see as a security camera beeps eerily, as we see Johnes looking at them through his epic biology swagger hacker glasses, as he smiles sinisterly]

[The scene changes as we see Jacob lounging in the throne room as Joshua enters]

Joshua: Hello Jacob.

Jacob: Greeting people is so GAY, you are GAY, which is BAD.

Josha: (sighs and puts his head in his hands) Elly wanted me to ask you to come to Moai Island for a few days, it would take your mind off your... problematic offspring.

Jacob: (thinks for a few seconds before his eyes widen and is suddenly energised) Yes... Yes! That is a splendid idea! Their annual golden egg sacrifice will happen in a few days! I would like to sacrifice some GAY PEOPLE to the famous MOAI FIRE PITS.

[Jacob laughs maniacally, before jumping out of his throne, skipping as he exits]

[As Jacob leaves, we see Joshua morph into Johnes]

Johnes: If only Jacob had known that the REAL Joshua was also homophobic (He too laughs maniacally before coughing up some plant cells)

[Meanwhile, somewhere in the castle, Joshua is tied up in a closet]

Joshua: LET ME OUT! THE CLOSET JOKE ISNT FUNNY ANYMORE, I SWEAR I LIKE GAY PEOPLE NOW!

[no one hears him]

[Meanwhile, in Britain, Benjamin Verification makes his way to the airport and checks in, the flight attendant looks at them, dressed in a giant T-Shirt that says "What's up, Beaches" and some horrible red lipstick, the flight attendant looks at the picture again, of the mother from the start. They sigh and return the passport before letting Benjamin through onto the plane, Benjamin promptly celebrates his success before being shoved into the Pigeon]

[Back at the monarchy, fake Joshua, Bosco, Jacob and Elly with her jar of Alex walks into their private pigeon. ]

Bosco: Are we forgetting someone?

Elly: no? I don't think so.

[Somewhere in the castle, Haylia is scrolling through Benjamin's pinterest account and forcing Real Joshua to look at its content, mainly of shirtless Genshin Men, Joshua screams in pain as Haylia laughs maniacally]

Haylia: Soon, Johnes will bring about the death of the monarchy and I will get my revenge on Jacob!

[Haylia, too, laughs maniacally]

[At Moai Island, the Monarchy and Benjamin arrives at the same time, Benjamin walks out of the plane, bumping into fake Joshua]

Benjamin: OMG I am so sorry... (They look up to see fake Joshua, who stares back at them)

Fake Joshua: Don't worry, photosynthesis makes us all clumsy sometimes.

[Benjamin calms down as fake Joshua doesn't recognise them]

Benjamin: Photo... what.

Fake Joshua: Never mind, have a nice day.

[Benjamin raises an eyebrow in confusion before hurrying off]

[The Monarchy soon arrives at Moai Island's famous hotels, as they are greeted by the Monarchy's librarian, tree. She is covered with fish and is drenched]

Tree: (cheerful) Oh hey, you guys arrived.

Jeffery: What the fuck.

[We enter a flashback revealing that Tree had been the pilot of the Moarchy's private pigeon but was thrown out of the pigeon because Jeffery did not like her geography facts, tree, however, managed to swim all the way to Moai island and even faster than the monarchy.]

[As Bosco walks past tree, she stares into Jeffery's soul]

Tree: (whispering) I can see you.

[Jeffery punches tree in the face, but is unable to, because he doesn't have a physical form]

Jeffery: (To Bosco) banish her.

[Bosco sighs snaps his fingers, tree disappears from existence.]

[somewhere in the British Vatican Baptist Affiliated University, Tree appears]

Tree: Cool!

[Tree sees a poster on the wall, it says "University tour to the Moai Islands", Tree studies the poster before being distracted by a geography class]

[Back at the islands, Benjamin makes their way to the beaches where the golden egg sacrifice is to take place, but they soon notice a small group of students, led by professor Baldi and professor Bob]

[Benjamin snickers and moves towards the group, as a student approaches, Benjamin grabs them and knocks them out, before stealing their student card, and blends into the group]

[In the hotel, Jacob gathers his family for a meeting]

Jacob: (reading from a pamphlet) it says here that the sacrifice will occur in... 2 hours, enough time for me to torture some GAY PEOPLE before then! Hätler! Bring all the prisoners to the dungeon!

[Hätler whispers something in Jacob's ear]

Jacob: What?! No dungeon?! Fine, bring them to the KITCHEN!

[Hätler nods and a giant pigeon crashes through the door as thousands of gay people are led to the kitchen]

Elly: This is not concerning at all.

[Elly then opens her spell book, with a drawing of the golden egg, she then pulls out a suitcase and opens it, revealing a grappling hook, gloves and a black mask]

[Bosco looks at her, confused, Elly quickly motions to Bosco to be silent before backing away slowly]

Elly: You saw nothing.

[Bosco nods, confused]

[Jeffery then punches Bosco in the face, Bosco screams]

Jeffery: We need to find new body for me.

Bosco: agreed.

[The two then head outside the hotel.

[Behind a pillar, fake Joshua is listening to all of this and decides to follow Elly]

[Meanwhile, Benjamin is falling asleep while listening to Baldi talk about enzymes and Bob talk about the living standards of people in Moai Island]

[Benjamin then suddenly jolts awake and sees the golden egg atop the Moai Statue and leaves the group to pursue it]

[Somewhere behind the crowd, Jeffery and Bosco found the student that Benjamin had knocked out]

Bosco: Will this do.

Jeffery: Obese kid.

[Bosco grabs Jeffery and stuffs them into their body]

Jeffery: So obese, I can't walk.

[Bosco puts his head in his hands and snaps his fingers, the student morphs into a tall man with long hair and a beard.]

Jeffery: Wow I look like Jesus, so cool.

[Jeffery tries to fly but realises that without the bowl kut, he is just a normal human]

Jeffery: Fuck you, give me bowl kut.

[Bosco snaps his finger but nothing changes.]

Bosco: Wow, I guess I can't give you the bowl kut, because it would make me too overpowered.

Jeffery: Stupid reason, bad writing.

[Shut the fuck up]

Jeffery: No fuck you

[Ignoring Jeffery, Elly is now making her way down to the backstage of the golden egg sacrifice ceremony. She sneaks past the guards and finally reaches the egg, she is about to touch it when Benjamin came busting through the wall]

Benjamin: (clearly gone insane) GIVE ME THAT EGG.

Elly: Benjamin?!

Benjamin: With that egg, I will be able to kill my father, and take the throne!

Elly: NO! I NEED IT TO GIVE MY SON A BODY!

[Elly unleashes a bunch of random bullshit spell things on Benjamin, who dodges them all, Benjamin hisses and lunges towards Elly, the two trigger the security alarms and armed guards wearing Moai shaped helmets rushes into the room]

Guard: As punishment for attempted thievery of the sacred egg, you will be sacrificed to our great MOAI.

[The guards starts chanting in an unknown language, as Benjamin and Elly are teleported somewhere else]

Meanwhile, Bosco and Jesus Jeffery is sitting near the beaches, Jeffery is eating a moai shaped ice cream, made from stone.]

Bosco: So what now.

Jesus Jeffery: We steal egg

Bosco: why

Jesus Jeffery: It gives wish so I can get body

Bosco: ok

[Bosco snaps his fingers and the sacred egg appears in his hands]

Bosco: Wow! That was easy!

[Then the armed guards appear out of nowhere and grabs Bosco, Bosco tries to snap his fingers but the guards dislocates his fingers, Bosco screams]

Guard: As punishment for attempted thievery of the sacred egg, you will be sacrificed to our great MOAI.

[The guards starts chanting in an unknown language, Jeffery punches one in the face, but dislocates his arm, Bosco is teleported somewhere else]

[Somewhere backstage of the ceremony, Bosco teleports into a cage, still screaming in pain because of his fingers, Benjamin and Elly are still fighting in a corner and has beaten up each other]

[Bosco distances the two with his dislocated fingers]

Bosco: Stop fighting! We need to find a way out of here!

[Suddenly, they hear slow clapping coming from somewhere and fake Joshua walks out from the shadows, removing their super swagger sunglasses, they morph into Johnes]

Johnes: Hello, my useless organisms.

Benjamin: (Gasps) Johnes! You are behind this.

[Elly punches Benjamin]

Elly: He literally did nothing this episode- I mean what.

Bosco: What.

Elly: Nothing.

[Johnes coughs to regain the three's attention]

Johnes: With the Golden Egg, the monarchy will be gone once and for-

[Suddenly Johnes is hit in the head with a giant petri dish, Johnes passes out]

[Baldi steps forward and unlocks the cage]

Benjamin: OMG, it's the boring old guy!

[Baldi slaps Benjamin]

Benjamin: sorry

Elly: So how did you find us?

[Baldi holds up their phone, revealing a zoom meeting with Tree]

Tree: Oh hi guys.

[Jesus Jeffery then busts through the door, grabs the phone and smashes it]

Jesus Jeffery: No.

[The group then look at each other awkwardly]

Elly: (To Jesus Jeffery) Wait who the fuck are you.

Bosco: Oh hey, where did Johnes go.

[Outside, the ceremony has begun, Jacob is seen among the crowds, drinking a bottle labeled "Blood of gay people"]

Announcer: Welcome all! To the 13948759834th annual Moai Island Golden Egg Sacrifice, where we sacrifice a golden egg to our lord and saviour, MOAI.

[The crowd starts chanting in an unkown language and puts on Moai stone masks, Jacob continues to drink from his bottle]

[Suddenly, Johnes runs on stage and pushes the announcer into the fire pit, they scream in pain, Johnes laughs maniacally as they hold up the egg in victory, and laughs maniacally]

[The guards then appear but Johnes shoot them with an eye wash bottle and runs away]

[Then, the group stops him and Elly starts throwing more magic bullshit at him, Benjamin tries to punch him but misses, and Bosco can't do anything as he tries to relocate his fingers. Meanwhile Baldi tries to fix his phone]

[As the group is distracted by Johnes, Jesus Jeffery finds a bottle of hydrochloric acid and pours it on Johnes, denaturing his enzymes and he melts into a pour of Johnes, the egg drops to the ground and Jesus Jeffery picks it up]

[Jacob then sees Benjamin and starts screaming and punching him]

[Jeffery, who was about to complete his goal looks at Benjamin's suffering and decides to do the right thing]

Jeffery: I wish Jacob wasn't homophobic.

[Suddenly the eggs disappears and Jacob blinks, hugging Benjamin]

Jacob: Wow! Gay people are so cool!

[The group is extremely confused as Jeffery drops the egg and faints, returning the body to the poor student, who now looks like jesus, they scream and run away]

[Jacob then coughs and starts to throw up all the digested gay people he ate earlier]

Elly: (To Benjamin) So glad Jacob is not homophobic anymore.

[Bosco finally relocates his fingers]

Bosco: I DID IT!

Benjamin: Wait, if Joshua was Johnes then where is the real Joshua.

[Somewhere back at the castle, Haylia is reading some very gay Genshin fanficion to Joshua as he screams in agony]

[The End]