The Closer

Also known as the Wiggler Eater or Phone Beast.

She is the Lonesome Witch of Threaded Motivation.

Her true name is Jasna.

She works at Eyedol Games.

She *loves* fruits.

*"If there is one thing I understand, it is putting on a False Face for customer service.*

*And yet... Does the Closer have anything underneath that helpful facade?*

*The blank static lurking within seems to imply not.*

*She has been extremely helpful to recruit new not!Players, of course.*

*While I can not reward her with a fruit basket directly, I suppose one could say that every Child of Nidhogg I allow to seep through the cracks is a gift to her."*

> *Closer and flower chick is a whole story I can't follow. Closer fell in love with another (trickster?) version of flower. Their relationship started on the moon. Closer was once trickster and ate Lamia fruit children. There's a younger closer somewhere around the present that current Closer is embarrassed by. Idk, there's a lot of alt selves and timeline stuff and I'm bad enough at following all that as is.*
> *~ Guide of Hunters*
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http://farragofiction.com/FruitSim/

https://archiveofourown.org/works/39322080

https://archiveofourown.org/works/36742426?view\_full\_work=true

https://archiveofourown.org/works/35841556

https://archiveofourown.org/works/34792432

https://archiveofourown.org/works/34937671

https://archiveofourown.org/works/34718575

https://archiveofourown.org/works/36765802

http://www.farragofiction.com/ZampanioEyes4/idontrememberwhyitsSL\_\_\_butthatsclearlytehcloser.PNG

http://gopher.floodgap.com/gopher/gw?=farragofiction.com+70+302f4e4f5254482f534f5554482f454153542f776179706f696e742e747874

http://gopher.floodgap.com/gopher/gw?=farragofiction.com+70+302f4e4f5254482f534f5554482f454153542f45415354

http://farragofiction.com/CodexOfRuin/viewer.html?name=The%20Wiggler%20Eater&data=N4IgdghgtgpiBcIAqALGACA6gSwOa4BsYAndAUQgBcSQAaEAExgGc9JLsB7MBEAGQC0mAQAYRAZjohi2ZgGteWAIKYplNLGa8AQgCUySpAAla6AIxnxpzGW2mAbPesBJJAGET5y6YDKSvmQ+phZW6D5Ihs5uDk7oAOIAqs58SKYCIaZufADySgDSwd7xSj58znFGqV6hcYZkeWRkAAqFNc66fNrZPkHVUsyUVFqIZAAaSGS6AHL+tBlNkWRTqRn6-s7hUXNWbgm6ztkJQQIAHACstDkAmrPp3kuTcWRIWwLikvQwAB4QAMaUBAAngB9dTEGAwUHYAAOw34QlEEnQAHdsAQCOhcDAwCQIOjAehONDcdR0NgwOh1BgAEZ-OS4YicACuYAYKOw6mZlHQvwgTNYYFw6GhjOpRCgzAAdOhBMIxOIycwyWBedCIGKMJwAGbocFa-nkoVa4hMjmS2ioDAEbhY0iyxEK2Rk3BgTjgtlU9BQN0YEWcDUSykoKjs9GE36-JnEJXqEMQcGUmC-FBgbC8-HoV3ctCkLV8giUc2YNAU6ngv5oNn2+UAciVAyoadDGMGck1FIgPM41uI+pbhowEFZ6GYaGbuogADcIFiUW6CAwY5x0DAQ1TsLmTRz0EO2cm0QxwWBJVJyQNyf9eG5OFBvWBMje7w-b9xTEY8Cg3x-T2BWLgUJQvB8JwyKmMBoEyiBYFQZByJSFQgzJrAYCAYg77-l+GHoNeL73rBpgAGokAS4FSOCIosKw3BATB4HPk+6DoZ+jHfvQDbUmiHIgkQk4wAQvBnGRMAMMCTBatizBwIgIiSiIUjIigHKQmJElSSAABMslSGKdKiTA4m-mpZhafQapEHpBmSbwxlyfQ2BQLgwLMMQvy8ABlDQvAAD0Xl5sQxAztqaYcNwkq-DeXkAFrQGqqacEYnAAuScheUyKACJwKCSrg2Bav0lBuiCTCDGicI+GOBDYG2SrGqahZqDCZhAQi8rjliOIBRmRIkhg5JBjSdIMsyw6opyTLcryBqCsKorilKWAlugADakCwAAuiiEBKgwG5JtQHrLtq4m5pwnAMKY27IsyC6ZjAvGkOCABWe3oLVZoNdC6m8D4TLUs9-xKvGg4MJOsjCZSy7JkmciEhS1ZItwO5etw6hAugtKsMwADc-XoNagokDKLVIk6bA+uduPegmfoBkqnARlGQZxgmNbUMmqbpmjWZkpQNX5pQNYnvQHDQpIiDFtiRNykiLCquD4UoRA5LIZQF28yOgwcL8EOcDDiOduFPZ9pSA7Ss43JOswSsesGFvcgF05YmyCndhgV3EAuS4rmuaAbq9W7cruPKKQuR4ngAvkAA

http://www.farragofiction.com/ZampanioEyes2/itwas\_such\_a\_weird\_racial\_trait.PNG

*closer gets pissed that alt upset flower chick and vows vengence*

*uses her political ties (which she only has in SOME universes) to try to stop online fraud and bot nets*

*alt retalitates with having her quotidian porn bots make a bunch of mocking fruit spam to hound closer online*

*they hack various pages they find and just. throw these godawful shitty ads in*