YOUTUBER MERCH...

**YOUTUBER MERCH...** is a video created by MeatCanyon and published on November 6th, 2022. It was made to promote new merchandise created by MeatCanyon, and featured several other YouTubers telling the viewers to not buy their merch, and instead buy MeatCanyon's.

## Plot

**cold ones**

Chad Roberts/anything4views, one of the hosts of the Cold Ones YouTube channel, arrives as a human-kangaroo hybrid with his normal head in the middle of the Outback, and tells the viewers not to buy any Cold Ones merch this year, because of how horrible it all is, and instead buy MeatCanyon merchandise. As he talks, Max Stanley/maxmoefoe, the other host of Cold Ones, pops out of his pouch, and rambles on weirdly.

**michael reeves**

Michael Reeves reads from offscreen cue cards, saying that the only merch the viewers should be getting this year is MeatCanyon merch, and that they shouldn't buy his. He questions why he's saying this, but is then grabbed by a robotic claw before an intermission begins, showing off a meaty character shirt.

**jschlatt**

Johnathan Schlatt, who appears to have b\*\*\*s on the sides of his face, says that he was the creator of a shirt that reads "I was not responsible for what happened in the United Kingdom on September 8th, 2022". He tells the viewers not to buy the shirt, and instead buy MeatCanyon merch, before complimenting MeatCanyon, and then asking what he's doing. Another intermission plays announcing the stench shirt, and coloring book.

**Patreon**

A teenager is on MeatCanyon's Patreon, and tells the viewers that he's signing on for behind-the-scenes perks, monthly stickers, and to show his support. Shortly afterwards, he's adbucted by hooded figures. Another intermission occurs announcing the flavortown shirt, and chainsaw search shirt.

**ludwig**

Ludwig Anders Ahgren tells the viewers to not buy his merch, and to instead buy MeatCanyon's, holding up one of their shirts. Another intermission plays, announcing two hoodies, one of which has the same design as the shirt Ludwig was holding.

**h3h3**

Ethan Klein, one of the co-founders of h3h3Productions, tells poeple to not buy his merch, and instead buy MeatCanyon's merch, just as two hodded figures abduct him as he's calmly talking, likely oblivious to what's going on.

**sr pelo**

David Casanova, who appears as his animated self on his channel, laughs hysterically and calls people insane for buying his merch, before yelling "MeatCanyon Merch!" twice, gargling aggressively each time.

**odd1sout**

James Rallison, who appears as his animated self from his channel, tells people to not buy his merch, and instead buy MeatCanyon's merch, calling them stupid before being punched by a robotic arm wearing a boxing glove.

**I did a thing**

Alex Apollonov tells people to not buy his merch, and instead buy MeatCanyon's merch. The robotic arm with the boxing glove malfunctions and explodes, but Alex jumps out of the way.

**justin whang**

Justin Whang tells people to not buy his merch, and instead buy MeatCanyon's, holding up the meaty character shirt from the first intermission.

**chris ray gun**

Christopher Maldonado asks the viewers to stop spending their money on merch that wasn't made by MeatCanyon.

**supermega**

Two hooded figures remove the hoodie being worn by Matt Watson, one of the creators of SuperMega, and the shirt being worn by Ryan Magee, the other cofounder, and replace them with MeatCanyon shirts. Matt tells the viewers to buy MeatCanyon's merch instead of theirs, and Ryan adds that even though MeatCanyon's merch is made in sweat shops, they have much higher quality than SuperMega's. Then, another intermission plays announcing two shirts, one of which is the one Ludwig was holding earlier.

**charlie/penguinz0**

Charlie White tells the viewers not to buy his merch, and instead buy MeatCanyon's.

**elvis the alien**

Jimmy, who looks like an alien, tells the viewers to not buy his merch, and instead buy MeatCanyon's.

**wendigoon**

Isaiah Markin tells the viewers to not buy his merch, and instead buy MeatCanyon's.

**Ending**

In a dark room, the teenager from the patreon segment is being waterboarded by one of two hooded figures, and after the figure stops, the teenager tells the viewers about how the Patreon is cool, there are lots of perks, and it supports the channel. The other hooded figure waterboards him until he falls unconscious (perhaps he died), and then removes their hood, revealing the figure to be Susan Wojcicki, the CEO of YouTube. Susan tells the viewers to go to meatcanyon.store and pick something up for the whole family. She then says that she controls all of YouTube, and starts saying "Oops! Demonetized!" It then zooms out to show several monitors, some of which display footage of some of the previous segments. The monitors displaying footage shut off, causing the monitors to only read meatcanyon.store. It then ends with a collection of all the MeatCanyon merchandise shown in the video, and then the video ends.