Doctor Daisy, M.D.

## Script

When we last saw our bungling buccaneers, Captain Morgan was in grave danger of losing a race with a great white shark and maybe his pride to boost...

*You'll be shark bait, if you ski here. Where the sharks are called great white. Captain Morgan should have skin clear. 'Cause these sharks they like to bite. Captain got nipped right where he sit. And he lost a lot of hide. Even worse was Captain's visit. To that weirdo, Doctor Hyde.*

So, you got bit in the rear by a shark. I didn't know sharks were bottom feeders. *[drums solo: Ba-dum! Tsss!]*

Ar, ar, ar! Ar, ar, ar, ar! Har har har! Har har har!

What you be laughing about, you louse? When I get out of this here predicament, I'll have the last laugh, I will.

And as for you, Doctor Hyde, you got a mighty sharp tongue, you do. But not nearly as sharp as me mateys sword, if you get my drift.

Yeah, me sword has a mighty sharp point. Your point is well taken.

Ah! Quit the blabbering and get on with the doctoring. I think we need to sew you up.

Not on your life. The likes of you will not be sticking needles in me.

Who's talking about you? I'm talking about your "pants." They're ripped and need sewing up. Belay that. No stitches from you!

Okay, then suture self. Help me up, lads. This one's a quack, he is.

Okay, okay, don't be so touchy. Here, take one of these, and you'll be fine.

You're giving me toad medicine, are you? Of course not. Toad stands for take one a day.

One of those acronyisms, eh? I think you mean acronym.

Arrr! Tastes like pond scum. You're a very discerning taste buds.

Arrr! You fed me pond scum, you quack!

Better to be a quack than a toad. I'm no toad.

Are too? Am not! *[muffled explosion]*

Are too!! *Aaagh!!! [croaking]*

You crazy fool, you turned the cap into a frog. Now we'll never find out where he's buried the booty. Turn him back or I'll run you through.

Turn him back, you quack. We needs the cap to find a booty. I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception. *[drums solo: Ba-dum! Tsss!]*

Always the jokester, eh? Well, you won't be laughing down in Davy Jones' locker, you won't? Wait, wait. Don't forget to dead man's coat. You've got to grand me one last request before the execution. One last drink before you do me in.

All right, all right, but be quick about it.

Bet twist the lip and past the gum, look at summit, here it comes. *[slurping and burping]*

*[bottom of the ocean is heard and thunder rolling]*

Say hello to Doctor Jekyll! Hello... I must be going.

Hey! Gang-way! Let me out of here!

*[tune: William Tell Overture]*

*Got to go, got to go, got to go, go, go! Got to go, got to go, got to go, go, go! Got to go, got to go, got to go, go, go! Got to gooooo, got to go, go, go!*

*[captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH at wgbh.org]*

## Lyrics

Are you ready? Ready! Are you ready, pee? Great! Follow me!

We're gonna climb some trees, buzz with the bees.

We'll squeeze through a hole, with ants and a mole.

We're gonna paint and scribble, and splash and dribble.

Whatcha got there, pee? Oh, it's a picture of me.

It's gonna be a fantastic day. Let's play! Everybody shout hooray. Hooray!

I'm using my noggin today. Oh, yeah! I'm using my noggin today!

We're gonna count to ten, and back to one again.

Watch the numbers zoom, all around the room.

The alphabet is here, from A to Z.

Want to meet them all? Just follow me!

It's gonna be a fantastic day. Let's play! Everybody shout hooray. Hooray!

I'm using my noggin today. Oh, yeah! I'm using my noggin today!

Well, we're all here together. There's you, and there's me. And over there is pee.

Hey, pee. Isn't this great, pee? I love to see you so excited, pee.

I'm getting... a little sleepy. *[yawns]* Sorry, just a little... *[snores]*

Wake up. Wake up. Wake up! What? Huh? Oh!

It's gonna be a fantastic day. Let's play! Everybody shout hooray. Hooray!

I'm using my noggin today. Oh, yeah! I'm using my noggin today! I'm using my noggin today.!

## Using the Mouseketools

* Toy-tweezers
* A giraffe
* A piggy bank
* A magnifying glass

## Gallery

Daisy Bo-Peep • A Surprise For Minnie • Goofy's Bird • Donald's Big Balloon Race • Mickey Goes Fishing • Donald And The Beanstalk • Donald The Frog Prince • Minnie's Birthday • Goofy On Mars • Mickey Go Seek • Daisy's Dance • Pluto's Ball • Mickey's Treasure Hunt • Daisy In The Sky • Pluto's Puppy-Sitting Adventure • Pluto's Best • Mickey's Treat • Minnie Red Riding Hood • Sleeping Minnie • Mickey Saves Santa • Goofy The Great • Mickey's Color Adventure • Goofy's Petting Zoo • Mickey's Great Clubhouse Hunt • **Doctor Daisy, M.D.** • Donald's Lost Lion • Donald's HiccupsFancy Dancin' Goofy • Goofy The Homemaker • Mickey's Handy Helpers • Goofy Baby • Minnie's Picnic • Mickey's Big Band Concert • Goofy's Hat • Donald's Special Delivery • Daisy's Pet Project • Clarabelle's Clubhouse Carnival • Goofy In Training • Mickey And Minnie's Jungle Safari • Mickey's Art Show • Mickey's Camp Out • Mickey's Round-Up • Mickey's Big Job • Pluto's Bubble Bath • Mickey's Silly Problem • Mickey's Thanks A Bunch Day • Secret Spy Daisy • Pluto To The Rescue • Sir Goofs-A-Lot • Minnie's Mystery • Mickey's Comet • Clarabelle's Clubhouse Mooo-Sical • Minnie's Rainbow • Space Captain Donald • The Friendship Team • Mickey's Message From Mars • Pete's Beach Blanket Luau • Donald's Ducks • Goofy's Coconutty Monkey • Choo-Choo Express • Minnie's Bee Story • Pluto's Playmate • Mickey And The Enchanted Egg • Goofy Goes Goofy • Mickey's Adventures In Wonderland • Goofy's Super Wish • Mickey's Big SurpriseGoofy's Goofbot • Mickey's Springtime Surprise • Donald Of The Desert • Goofy's Magical Mix-Up • Pluto's Dinosaur Romp • Minnie's Pajama Party • Road Rally • Donald The Genie • Daisy's Grasshopper • Mickey's Mousekersize • Mickey's Little Parade • Minnie's Mouseke-Calendar • Pluto Lends A Paw • Minnie's Bow-Tique • Super Goof's Super Puzzle • Minnie's Masquerade • Goofy's Giant Adventure • Happy Birthday Toodles • Donald's Clubhouse • Mickey's Show And Tell • Mickey's Fishy Story • Space Adventure • The Go-Getters • Goofy's Gone • Goofy Babysitter • Pluto's Tale • Goofy's Thinking Cap • Minnie And Daisy's Flower Shower • Prince Pete's Catnap • Aye, Aye, Captain Mickey • Donald Hatches An Egg • The Golden Boo BooMickey And Donald Have A Farm • Quest For The Crystal Mickey • Daisy's Pony Tale • Mickey's Farm Fun Fair • The Wizard Of Dizz • Super Adventure! • Mickey's Mystery • Minnie's Pet Salon • Minnie-Rella • Mickey's Clubhouse Rocks • Donald Jr. • Sea Captain Mickey • Mickey's Pirate Adventure • Mickey's Happy Mousekeday • Minnie's Winter Bow Show • Around The Clubhouse World • Mickey's Mousekeball • Donald's Brand New Clubhouse • Mickey's Mousekedoer Adventure • Mickey's Monster Musical • Pop Star Minnie • Chef Goofy On The Go • Oh Toodles • Mickey's Sport-Y-Thon • Martian Minnie's Tea Party • A Goofy Fairy Tale