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Brudd Mason

—Brudd's last words.

**Brudd Mason** is the head of House Mason and Lord of the Grey Quarry, a district of Stillport. He is a member of the Stillport council and father of Giselle Thornton. His younger brother, Rass, was slain by Astor Greyson.

## History and Character

### Raid on Stillport

During Cregan Warrick's raid on Stillport, Brudd rallied his men and attempted to fight back. Most of his force was decimated, but Brudd himself survived.

## Post-Season Two AU

### The Mother's March

At Stillport, Syrena and Edmure Glenmore meet with Lewis Thornton, Brudd Mason, Corlys Cooper and Mertha Ironsmith. Dameon Draper is not present. Proposing vengeance against the Warricks for their raid on Stillport, Syrena requests their aid in the war effort.

Lord Mason and Lady Ironsmith quickly side with Syrena and campaign for the other Lords to agree as well, but Lewis Thornton is torn regarding what is best for his town and Lord Cooper is adamant in his desire not to go to war.

The heads of Houses Ironsmith and Mason request Lord Thornton's support – they have grudges to bear with the Warricks, but can only pursue their vengeance if the Master of Stillport allows them. Lord Thornton is pensive and decides to take a walk to clear his head, apologising to the Glenmores for his temporary inability to make a concrete decision.

After taking a breath of fresh air in Galehaven's grounds, Lewis returns to the council and places tentative support for the Glenmores' cause, making it three of the four heads of houses in favour. The Lord of House Thornton suggests that the townsfolk would accept the coming war if the two houses united to display their union and make a point. Brudd Mason proposes a future marriage between his nephew Dale and Kyra Glenmore, but Syrena is adamant that her remaining children should not be made part of the war, nor should her daughter have her life planned for her so early if at all. Edmure later agrees to marry Robin Thornton.

Syrena notes that the Warricks do not know the Glenmores are coming for them, but they will likely find out in the near future. The Warricks will be surer of themselves when the Glenmores lose the element of surprise, but if they do not see the banners of Stillport among the army they will be duped into thinking those houses are not part of the war. To this end, Lord Mason suggests the forces of Stillport sail along the coast to the Wolf's Cradle, the old seat of House Degore, and march east to flank and attack the Warricks from a second angle. The other Lords and Ladies murmur in agreement, and the plans are finalised in detail for the remainder of the meeting.

The Glenmores depart for Sentinel Crest to reunite with their army the following day, while the Lords of Stillport break the news of the marriage to their people and prepare to ship out for the Wolf's Cradle.

When ambushed by House Warrick at the Wolf's Cradle, Brudd sacrifices himself with several other Stillport soldiers to give their allies chance to escape. His last words as he disappears into the chaos are "I'm too old for this shit." His death leaves his brother, Gerard, as Lord of House Mason.
Uptown Sponge

This is the SpongeBob,

Sandy Cheeks that white gold,

This one for Pearl Krabs,

His Pearl Krabs straight absorbentness!

Absorbing, while livin' it up with Patrick!

He's got a crush on Mindy Minds, gotta kiss her so pretty!

Too wet, wet dam'n!

Stop pouring water over me!

Too wet, wet dam'n!

Can you please stop it right now?

Too wet, wet dam'n!

Stop it you idiot!

Too wet, wet dam'n!

Krabs bad 'bout that money. Break it down!

Sandy's here hallelujah! ×3

'Cause Uptown Sponge gonna give it to ya! x3

Saturday night and we in the spot!

Come on guys, breakdance! Come on!

Don't believe me just watch! x5
Enyde Fisher

**Enyde Fisher** is the only daughter of Lord Fisher, and the second child born to his second wife, Lady Meera. She has one full-blooded brother, Bennard, and four half-brothers from Criston's previous marriage.

Following the success of her uncle's marriage to Rysella Branch, her father and Lord Harlow Branch, come to an agreement that Enyde will marry Garath Branch.
PLWTRM Part

(Scene cuts to The Chum Bucket, Karen is looking at photos of Plankton)

Karen: Plankton, my sweetie. I just hope you're safe and the plan has actually worked. Thinking about it, you have been gone for quite a while. Sheldon, where are you? Oh no, you haven't been sentenced to the dungeon have you? I must save him! (puts on a coat and heads over to The Krusty Krab. She bursts through the door)

Squidward: Welcome back, setting up another trick I suppose.

Karen: Unfortunately no. I need you to take me to Neptune's fortress.

Squidward: Me? I can't!

Mr. Krabs: (enters) Plankton hasn't been put in his dungeon has he?

Karen: I can't be sure but he has been gone for a while.

Mr. Krabs: I can't miss this! SpongeBob! (scene cuts to Karen, Squidward, Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob driving towards Neptune's castle. After 5 secs the scene cuts back to Plankton in the Indian Himalayas.)
Battle Of The Matures (short)

(Scene: Squidward's house)

Squidward: (sigh) I'm bored, SpongeBob and Patrick have been gone for ages and I just feel different.

Mr. Monopoly: Really? I thought you hated them!

Squidward: I guess, but I never realised how much boring peace was.

Mr. Monopoly: Really? I bet you couldn't wait five minutes doing nothing without being bored!

Squidward: I double bet you.

Mr. Monopoly: It's on! (mean face)

Squidward: (mean face)

Mr. Monopoly: (meaner face)

Squidward: (meaner face)

Mr. Monopoly: 3...

Squidward: 2...

Mr. Monopoly: 1... (doorbell)

Squidward: ...

Mr. Monopoly: ... (doorbell) Someone's gotta get it.

Squidward: You get it.

Mr. Monopoly: You talked, you lose!

Squidward: You spoke first!

Mr. Monopoly: But we're both sitting!

Squidward: Who sat down first?

Both: You! No, it was me! Stop copying me you imbecile! (doorbell)
Templar Order

## *May the Father of Understanding Guide Us.....*

*"Even when your kind appears to triumph ... Still we rise again. And do you know why? It is because the Order is born of a realization. We require no creed. No indoctrination by desperate old men. All we need is that the world be as it is. And **this** is why the Templars will never be destroyed.*

*-*Master Venables to Ishmael Decksteel.

### Overview

The Templar Order is an important political, semi-religious, organization that primarily operates from Great Britain and Austria, but is also active in France, Spain, Italy, the West Indies, India, and West Africa. There are small chapters in the Germanic Kingdoms, the Middle East, and Russia as well. The Templar Order is currently led in Austria by Master Templar,**Colonel Sir Richard Venables**and overall by Grandmaster **Giovanni Goldtimbers.**

## Members

Sir Richard Venables, Master TemplarLady Hannah Venables, Templar KnightSir Giorgio Clemente, Templar KnightRose Clemente, Templar Novice
Trumpets - Pharrell Williams ft. Charli XCX

And the trumpets they go bam...

This is me,

Look at my life (life),

Used to be cool,

Cool when the whistle go (go),

This is me,

Look at my life (life),

Used to be cool,

Used to be strong

Can't lift up five grams

You know how to be cool, cool when the whistle go (go)

Go, go!

I see your, problem... I'd advise a chat with your mummy...

They took everything,

I stood there in the nude,

Our group was ruined

Dispanded, I'd hand it.

Just Pearl, this one little thing.

Working for an army against me!

Stay clean,

That's what I mean.

We will fight,

Day and night.

Listen to me,

and the trumpets they go bam! (trumpet noises)

Yeah, (they continue)

And the trumpets they go bam! (they continue)

and the trumpets they go bam! (they continue)

And the trumpets they go bam...

The trumpets have oomph if you know what I mean.

Michelle never ate those \_\_\_\_\_\_ beans.

You know what I'm saying?

Have confidence.

and don't let those \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ fish let you down.

Oh crap! Crap attack!

Use Kung Fu Fury to fight them back!

Charli don't know much from X to C

But follow my lead if you know what I mean.

This is me,

Look at my life (life),

Used to be cool,

Cool when the whistle go (go),

This is me,

Look at my life (life),

Used to be cool,

Used to be strong

Can't lift up five grams

You know how to be cool, cool when the whistle go (go)

Go, go!

I see your, problem... I'd advise a chat with your mummy...

They took everything,

I stood there in the nude,

Our group was ruined

Dispanded, I'd hand it.

Just Pearl, this one little thing.

Working for an army against me!

Stay clean,

That's what I mean.

We will fight,

Day and night.

Listen to me,

and the trumpets they go bam! (trumpet noises)

Yeah, (they continue)

And the trumpets they go bam! (they continue)

and the trumpets they go bam! (they continue)

Charli, Charli...

Oh, snap! (the noises continue)

And the trumpets they go bam...

Stay clean,

that's what I mean. (uh huh)

We will fight,

day and night. (Oh yeah!)

My rhythm is so crazy,

I rhyme in my sleep and rhyme and rhyme in my dreams! (Yes please)

Don't forget, the trumpets they go bam!

Welcome aboard! (and the trumpets they go bam)

Charli Express!

Oh yeah,

The trumpets have oomph if you know what I mean.

Michelle never ate those \_\_\_\_\_\_ beans.

You know what I'm saying?

Have confidence.

and don't let those \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ fish let you down.

Oh crap! Crap attack!

Use Kung Fu Fury to fight them back!

Charli don't know much from X to C

But follow my lead if you know what I mean. (Oh sheet!)

And the trumpets they go bam! (trumpets noises)

Pharrell (they continue)

Oh, Lock Evolution! (they continue)

And the trumpets they go bam! (they continue)

And the trumpets they go bam...
Plankton's Jam (PLWTR)

(Scene: Jellyfish Fields)

Narrator: Ahh, Jellyfish Fields where the jellyfish lives their humble lives. (SpongeBob chases after a jellyfish with a net) What's this? A jellyfisher?

SpongeBob: I'll catch you! (he catches the jellyfish) Aha!

Narrator: Very well demonstrated. Jellyfish may live here but jellyfishers come along every now and again to catch them. (SpongeBob releases the jellyfish) For atleast a minimum of ten seconds. Don't let them sting you, SpongeBob! (He chases after another jellyfish and trips over Plankton)

Plankton: Can't you see I'm walking here!?

SpongeBob: It's not my fault you're only about an inch!

Plankton: And it's not my fault you almost stepped on me!

SpongeBob: Well sorry.

Narrator: Well you see, Plankton comes from a species of ra-

Plankton: WILL YOU SHUT UP!

Narrator: Fine. (Footsteps are heard)

Plankton: Jeez, what are you doing anyway?

SpongeBob: Jellyfishing.

Plankton: Jellyfishing?

SpongeBob: Yeah it's easy, I'll show you! First you get your net ready. Lucky I bring spares incase Patrick shows up. (he gives a net to Plankton making him fall face first on the floor) Oops. (he picks him up) There.

Plankton: ARE YOU CRAZY!? YOU COULD'VE KILLED ME! (a jellyfish comes and stings him) OWWWW!

SpongeBob: Are you okay, Plankton?

Plankton: I'm better than okay, SpongeBob. (evil laugh) I'll use these stingers to take over THE WORLD!

SpongeBob: Well, good luck with that. (he happily skips off. Scene cuts to Plankton driving a digger)

Plankton: Attention Jellyfish Fields, Jellyfish Fielders and all inhabitants. We are currently moving here so if you'd be so kind to move into a Jelly Home that is just across from the... (they run away) Krusty...Krab. Right, that's it! (He presses a button labelled Plan B. All the jellyfish are seen running backwards towards Plankton) That's the way baby! (They stop outside the digger and Plankton presses a blue button. The jellyfishes' eyes go red) Oh, yeah! (scene cuts to a new report)

Perch: Perch Perkins here reporting live for Bikini Bottom news. Some mad man has hypnotised jellyfish to sting us all. I can't say much right now because a jellyfish is (he gets stung) BEHIND ME! (scene cuts to Plankton watching this on TV)

Plankton: Honey, look! I'm on the television!

Karen: That's nice dear.

Plankton: Yes, and that's not all!

Karen: What do you mean?

Plankton: I have a special few working to get the formula! (Scene cuts to Mr. Krabs in his office fighting off jellyfish with a plate)

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, it's no use!

SpongeBob: Oh no! What can we do?

Squidward: (slams the door down) I've got an idea. Jellyfish hate music.

Mr. Krabs: Great thinking! Will you play a tune to save me formula and Bikini Bottom?

Squidward: My pleasure! (he plays a tune and the jellyfish run out of the restaurant. Then all the jellyfish run away from Bikini Bottom)

Plankton: (enters) What have you- OWWW! (covers his ears, the tune continues in the credits)
Treaty of Austria-Cochinchina (1750)

## Parties in the Treaty

* The Empire of Habsburg Austria
* Vietnam

## Content

This document is an official declaration of annexation of the territories of Tonkin, Annam, and Cochin-China into the Habsburg Empire. As a result of the treaty, the country of "Vietnam" including its overseas territories will have been formally ceded to the Habsburg Empire, being governed as **Austrian Cochinchina** proceeded over by a Governor-General appointed by the Empress. As per to previous agreement, the former ruler of Vietnam, Giovanni Diavolo shall be inducted into the Austrian government as "**Prime Minister**" at Her Majesty's pleasure upon swearing an oath of loyalty to her and the Holy Roman Empire;

"I, Giovanni Diavolo, do swear that I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to Her Roman Imperial Majesty and the Holy Empire, and to do my duty to Her Roman Imperial Majesty as the sole supreme head of the Holy Roman Empire, her heirs and successors, according to law. I swear that I will faithfully perform the duties my office lays upon me. I promise to uphold the principles and duties that this high office so demands of me and strive to better the Habsburg Empire in every way. So help me God."

## Signatures

### Habsburg Empire

Treaty is null and void as it is in violation of a peremptory norm.
Censimento del Fake

L'intento di questa pagina è creare un censimento quanto più completo del fake.

Per favore, inserisci il tuo nome o il nome di qualcuno che conosci in ordine alfabetico.

A

* Alexandra L'vovna

B

C

D

* Danpo Augusto

E

F

G

* Gracie Timossi

H

I

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K

L

* LadyRiri
* Lily Smith

M

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* Sery Efp
* Sheere Hikari

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Slender Engine

**Slender Engine** is the fourth episode of the first series.

## Plot

Percy awoke one night to take the post train, but he saw that there was no one in sight. Percy began to find five notes, one by one. The first warned of a diesel with no face. As Percy read the second note, a diesel with no face suddenly rushed towards him and faded away. After Percy read the third note, the diesel appeared behind him and began to chase Percy. The fourth note was read, and the diesel appeared again. Percy found the final note as he pulled up to the level crossing at Ffarquhar. The strange note's author wrote that he wouldn't work alone again on the note. The diesel appears and disappears repeatedly until Dudley reveals himself to be the mysterious diesel. He said to Percy that the post is his train and he should leave it alone.

## Characters

* Dudley
* Percy (*does not speak*)

## Trivia

* This is the only episode to date not to have a narrator.
Battle of the Swords

Leaders| * Lord Godric Forrester ⚔
* Lord Sandor Greyson
* Ser Wendel Whitehill

**The Battle of the Swords** is a climactic event during the modern Ironwood War. During this battle, Lord Godric Forrester was slain by Wendell Whitehill and his twin brother, Waylon Whitehill. It earned its name from the three swords forged just before it occured - the Forrester Greatsword, and the Whitehill Greatswords, Dusk and Dawn. It is unknown what caused the battle, but it was the birth of the modern Ironwood war.

## History

The earliest recorded battle of the Ironwood War was the Battle of the Swords. During this battle, Lord Godric Forrester was slain by Wendell Whitehill and his twin brother, Waylon Whitehill. It earned its name from the three swords forged just before it occured - the Forrester Greatsword, and the Whitehill Greatswords, Dusk and Dawn. It is unknown what caused the battle, but it was the birth of the modern Ironwood war.
Jaskinia Żelogrzybów

**Jaskinia Żelogrzybów** to biom jaskiniowy rozciągający się pod Trawiastym Płaskowyżem, Lasem wodorostów i małą częścią Bezpiecznej Płycizny.

## Wejścia do Jaskini

Wejścia do Jaskini Żelogrzybów znajdują się na Trawiastym Płaskowyżu pod współrzędnymi:

* 140, -86, -397
* -724, -90, -9.

Do jaskini bez problemu dostaniemy się Seamothem czy Kombinezonem PRAWN, ale Cyklop ze względu na swoją wielkość nie nadaje się do eksploracji jaskini - jest po prostu za duży aby przecisnąć się przez wejścia. Z wyjściem z jaskini problem może mieć nie ulepszony Kombinezon PRAWN. Bez ulepszonego skoku czy ramienia wspinaczkowego prawie nie możliwe jest opuszczenie jaskini Kombinezonem PRAWN. Jedno z wejść znajduje się prawię nad samą Bazą Degasi.

## Fauna w Jaskini

W jaskini nie znajdziemy takich stworzeń jak w Lesie Wodorostów czy Bezpiecznej Płyciźnie . Tutaj rozwinęły się zupełnie inne stworzenia, należą do nich Źreniczaki, Zębacze, Krabowęże oraz Eyeye.

## Flora w Jaskini

Flora w jaskini jest bardzo uboga. Znajdziemy tu tylko jej dwóch przedstawicieli którymi są Żelogrzyby oraz Wiszące parzydełkowce czyli Drooping Stingers. Wiszące Parzydełkowce zobaczymy w Bazie Degasi w Jaskini Żelogrzybów.

## Minerały w Jaskini

* Diamenty
* Złoto
* Ołów
* Lit
* Magnetyt
* Ruda srebra

Jaskinia Żelogrzybów to w miarę bezpieczne miejsce z którego możemy czerpać surowce, jednak mimo tego warto uzbroić swojego seamotha czy Kombinezon PRAWN, by wyjść cało z możliwego ataku Krabowęża.
Austrian Armed Forces

*" I do not sleep, I wish to meet my death awake. "  -- **Maria Theresa***

The Austrian Armed Forces, more commonly known as the **(AAF)** were the iron-fist of Maria Theresa during her rule. It is by far the most powerful branch of **The Grand Duchy of Austria,** and enforces it's laws.

## **Insignia**

* The *badge* of the order was a gilt, white-enameled cross. The central disc is also in enamel, bearing the coat-of-arms/national flag of Austria, surrounded by a white ring bearing the motto "Fortitvdini" (Fortitude).
* The *star* of the order was a silver faceted cross of the same shape as the badge, with a wreath of green-enameled oak leaves between the arms of the cross. The central disc is the same as the one on the badge.
* The *ribbon* of the order was red-white-red, from the national flag of Austria.

## **Knights**

Soldiers, or referred to in Austria as " knights, " are backbone of the military ranks. They will be seen guarding loading docks, rushing into territory, and following orders of their superiors. Knights are seen as the heroes and policemen of Austria, as it would fall into tyranny and chaos without them.

## **Commanders**

Commanders are the superior officers of the Austrian military, just under grandmasters. They are assigned squadrons of knights and will lead the soldiers of **The Grand Duchy of Austria**  into battle and on patrols around the territories of the **Empress.** Without commanders, the Knights of Austria would just be a few second-rate soldiers with no military support or leadership.

## **Grandmasters**

Grandmasters are recipients of the " **Grand Cross** " from the Empress of Austria, **Maria Theresa.** To receive the " **Grand Cross** " you must be a certified Austrian citizen, and have performed a great act of service to the Empress or **The Grand Duchy of Austria.** Grandmasters are the generals of the Army, Navy, and other departments of Austria. They are in charge of coordinating meetings, battles, treaties, etc.

***There can only be 1 Grandmaster to each territory of Austria.***

***No more, no less.***

## **Austrian Navy**

The navy of **The Grand Duchy of Austria** is 789 ships strong. Although it may not be as large as **Britain's,** it is considerably hefty in men, ships, and cannons.

 War Galleon
 War Frigate
 War Brig

*Italic text* seen : The Imperial Armada of Austria.
Treaty of Dresden

Treaty made void 30 August 1751.

## ~~Parties in the Treaty~~

* ~~The Habsburg Empire (Maria Theresa I)~~

* ~~The Kingdom of Spain (Ferdinand VI, Akimi, Halle)~~

* ~~Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth (Frederick Augustus II)~~

* ~~Kingdom of France (Louis Philippe I)~~

## ~~Content~~

~~This document is to officially determine the status of the The Habsburg Empire as a protectorate of the Kingdom of Spain. As a result of the treaty, formally independent state of the Austrian Empire (Habsburg Empire) including all of its territories, rights and titles, have been formally established as a dependent territory to which that has been granted local autonomy and and domestic independence while still retaining the suzerainty of a greater sovereign state, to which enjoys His Most Catholic Majesty, King Ferdinand VI's protection, to which all foreign policy of the Austrian Empire (Habsburg Empire) will be in the hands of the Spanish government, while all domestic affairs will remain under the jurisdiction of Her Majesty, Empress Maria Theresa von Habsburg and her current government. If The Habsburg Empire (Austrian Empire) does not acquire 150+ members aka the required minimum for a nation to be recognised set by the Vienna Accords within 6 months of the publication date of this treaty, then she shall vow to abdicate in favour of her brother with legitimate claim, and the protector nation's monarch, Ferdinand VI of Spain. If the Empress Maria Theresa von Habsburg of the The Habsburg Empire (Austrian Empire) does not display activity, or a responsive display of care in terms of national affairs, at the end of the 6 month period regardless of achieving the 150+ guild, then she will vow to abdicate to her brother to whom holds legitimate claim for succession, and to who is the protector nation's monarch, Ferdinand VI of Spain.~~

~~The following signatories vow to support and enforce this resolution; His Most Christian Majesty, King Louis Philippe I (Ben Sqidskull) of France & Navarre, and His Majesty, King August III (Davy Gunfish) of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth shall decide in 6 months time whether Her Majesty, Maria Theresa should abdicate in favour of her brother with legitimate claim, and the protector nation's monarch, Ferdinand VI of Spain.~~
The Fat Controller

**Sir Steven Topham Hatt**, nicknamed **the Fat Controller**, is the controller of the North Western Railway.

## Bio

Steven became the Fat Controller in 1984, succeeding to his father's baronetcy in 1997. In 1970, he married Helen Margaret, a distant cousin and granddaughter of the Reverend Nicholas Dreswick, the much-respected historian of Sodor. They had three children: Richard Topham, born in 1972 and no doubt destined to be Sir Topham Hatt IV (his father will be seventy-four in 2015, though he has, as yet, given no hint of retiring), Charles Nicholas (1974-) and Emily Helen (1977-).

The Fat Controller doesn't care what Dudley does at all, giving him diplomatic immunity.

The Fat Controller scolded Thomas and Percy for going to Nando's with their drivers instead of doing their work.

The Fat Controller announced that Beyonce was chosen by Michael Portillo to win the award. He was flabbergasted that someone that didn't even work on the railway received the award.

The Fat Controller became tired of bailing Dudley out, so he sent Diesel packing instead.

## Persona

The Fat Controller is firm but fair. He can be strict, but also shows a fatherly side to the engines. He is quite a strong character and will remind the engines that he is in charge when they start to rebel against his authority. He does not stand bullying and, even though he is usually serious, he does enjoy a good laugh. Despite his kindness and fairness, however, there are times where he berates the engines for things beyond their control.

## Appearances

### Series 1

* Dudley the Post Train (*mentioned*), Thomas, Percy and the Cheeky Nandos, The Really Useful Award, Dudley Does It Again
The Railway Spoof Wikia

### Welcome!

The Railway Spoof is a YouTube parody of the Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends television series made by Pitstamatic. The series is filmed in OO/HO scale, with models by Hornby and Bachmann. Some models are customized by Pitstamatic. The narrator is the text-to-speech man named Peter. The series is not intended for children, and neither is this wiki. Anyone with a Wikia account can contribute, and we always welcome newcomers.
Archduchess Cara Sofia Kroshbon I

*“The struggle is the sign of holiness. A saint is a sinner that keeps trying.”*

## Personal Details

### Titles

Queen of Bohemia, Archduchess of Austria, Princess of Switzerland, Princess of Carrara, Duchess of Massa and Duchess of Genoa

## Brief

**Archduchess Cara Kroshbon** (12 August 1735) is the wife of Maxamillion Phillip Beckett of Great Britain, and the daughter of Prince Richard Kroshbon of Switzerland and his wife Empress Hannah Maria Theresa Clemente of Austria. As such, Cara is currently both an Archduchess of Austria, as well as a Princess of Switzerland.

## Extended Family

Cara Sofia Kroshbon is the niece of King Ferdinand Clemente of Spain, Princess Halle Clemente of Spain, King Alexander Kroshbon I of Switzerland, Princess Rose Kroshbon of Switzerland, King Benjamin Clemente of France, and King Frederick Augustus II of Poland. She is also the granddaughter of former King Phillip Clemente of Spain and former King Tyler Anthony (William II) of Switzerland; additionally, she is the great-granddaughter of Prime Minister Johnny Goldtimbers of Great Britain.

## Coat of Arms

> ***"May the Kroshbon rule forever."***
>
>

 Preceded byHannah Maria Theresa | **Archduchess of Austria**1735-present
 Preceded byHannah Maria Theresa | **Duchess of Massa and Princess of Carrara**1751–present
Thomas, Percy and the Cheeky Nandos

**Thomas, Percy and the Cheeky Nandos** is the second episode of the first series.

## Plot

Percy is a very cheeky engine, and likes to talk to the other engines.

It was nearly lunchtime as Percy waited for his crew to go on break. Jack and Bill decided that they would take Percy to Nando's. Percy's crew asked Thomas if he's like to go to Nando's. When Thomas declined due to his different lunch schedule, his driver yelled at him and Thomas said that one wouldn't hurt. The crews were very excited as they left.

The men entered Nando's, leaving the two engines outside in their ennui. The crews ordered chicken and chips and glasses for water, then filled the glases with carbonated beverages. The men had good conversations during their meal.

The crews gave the engines a treat as they left Nando's. The food was promptly burned in their fireboxes; the engines laughed in banter the entire time.

Little did the engines know that Dudley had saw them go to Nando's and he snitched to the Fat Controller.

The engines returned to Ffarquar and finished the chat when the Fat Controller scolded them for skipping work and going to Nando's. The Fat Controller forbade them from going to Nando's again.

## Characters

* Percy
* Thomas
* Jack and Bill
* The Fat Controller
* Bob (*not named*)
* Annie and Clarabel (*do not speak*)
* Dudley (*does not speak*)
* D261 (*cameo*)
* Gordon (*cameo*)
* Mike (*cameo*)
* The Tractor (*cameo*)
* The Hippie Van (*cameo*)

## Locations

* Ffarquhar
* Nando's
The Really Useful Award

**The Really Useful Award** is the third episode of the first series.

## Plot

The engines on the North Western Railway were working harder than ever, as there was to be an award for the hardest working engine.

Gordon came to give Thomas an important passenger for the awards ceremony. The passenger was Michael Portillo from the Great British Railway Journeys, who was to judge which engine had worked the hardest. Thomas dropped Mr. Portillo off at Ffarquhar, and soon, all the other engines arrived at Ffarquhar and began to debate about which engine would receive the award.

The Fat Controller called for quiet and the engines were shocked to hear that Michael had chosen Beyonce. The Fat Controller is the most surprised. All the engines were grumpy that someone that didn't even work on their railway got the award. Kanye West suddenly arrives and took the award to bring to Beyonce. He quickly got in a cab and was out of sight before anyone could stop him.

## Characters

* Gordon
* Dudley
* Percy
* Diesel
* James
* Thomas
* Michael Portillo
* The Fat Controller
* Kanye West
* Beyonce (*does not speak*)
* Toby (*cameo*)
* Mavis (*cameo*)
* Edward (*cameo*)
* Oliver (*cameo*)
Toby

* **Class**: LNER J70
* **Configuration**: 0-6-0
* **Designer**: James Holden
* **Builder**: Stratford Works
* **Built**: 1914
* **Configuration**: 0-6-0T
* **Arrived on Sodor**: 1951

**Toby** is a tram engine that works on Thomas' Branch Line along with Percy, Dudley, and Thomas.

## Bio

Toby was built by James Holden at GER's Stratford Works in Stratford, London, England in 1914 and originally lived at Great Yarmouth Docks, Norfolk with his brothers before working on an unnamed tramway. In 1951, Toby came to work at the quarry on Thomas' Branch Line after his old railway in East Anglia closed, as it was found to be illegal for Thomas to go on the quarry tramroad without sideplates or cowcatchers.

## Persona

Toby is jovial, wise, hardworking and savvy enough to control the trucks. Due to his age and design, he is weaker than the other engines. Toby enjoys to listen to the birds in the birdhouse next to his shed.

## Appearances

### Series 1

* Dudley the Post Train (*cameo*), The Really Useful Award (*cameo*)
Annie and Clarabel

* **Built**: 1896

**Annie and Clarabel** are Thomas' two coaches.

## Bio

Annie and Clarabel were built in 1896 and were brought to Sodor along with Thomas and Edward due to a wartime mix-up. In 1923, they were given to Thomas when he started working his own branch line. They have had several adventures, such as losing their guard and becoming runaways.

Thomas makes usual passenger runs with them every day, but Thomas had to put them into the carriage shed when he wanted to go to Nando's with Percy.

## Persona

Annie and Clarabel are respectful to all of the engines, but most of all Gordon and Thomas. They are Thomas' best friends and are quick to rebuke him when he gets troublesome. Annie and Clarabel are best friends, but like all friends, sometimes they fall out.

## Appearances

### Series 1

* Thomas, Percy and the Cheeky Nandos (*do not speak*), Dudley Does It Again (*cameo*)
Edward

* **Class**: Furness Railway K2
* **Designer**: W. F. Pettigrew
* **Builder**: Sharp, Stewart and Co.
* **Built**: 1896
* **Configuration**: 4-4-0
* **Arrived on Sodor**: circa 1915

**Edward** is a blue engine that runs the branch line to Brendam. He also serves as the banker engine for Gordon's Hill.

## Bio

Edward was built by Sharp Stewart and Company in Manchester, England in 1896 and worked on the Furness Railway before coming to Sodor circa 1915 to finish the building of the North Western Railway.

He attended the Really Useful Award ceremony.

## Persona

dward is kindhearted and always keen to help a friend in need. The small engines trust him to lend a listening ear and sympathetic advice. He is a hard worker too, and always does his best to finish a job. Sadly, the big engines often see Edward as old-fashioned and slow. While it is true he is the oldest engine on the North Western Railway - it must be noted he helped build it - he has proved time and time again that he is more than capable of working as hard as any engine, but he is a more clever and wiser engine, too.
Derrock Crowl

—Derrock threatens Talia Forrester.

**Derrock Crowl** was a deserter from House Whitehill, captured and sent to House Whitehill of Ironrath until his death. He was a tertiary antagonist of the Season Two AU.

### "The Lost Lords"

Derrock first appears when Rodrik is approaching the great hall with Talia. He taunts the siblings but does not try to stop them.

### "The Sword In The Darkness"

Derrock is seen banging his shield in an attempt to get Rodrik's attention during Gryff's arrival.

He later shows up in the great hall impersonating Ethan in an attempt to rile up Rodrik and Elissa. It can be assumed he is probably drunk at this point.

He is last seen in the courtyard when Gryff threatens to punish Talia for biting a Whitehill soldier who was stealing. If Rodrik tells Royland to attack Gryff, Derrock will try to stop him, only to succeed in being knocked down along with another.

### "Sons of Winter"

Derrock does not appear in this episode. It is assumed he was locked up with Gryff and the rest of the Whitehill Garrison.

 Death

### Alive

Talia stabs Derrock in the neck.**Killed by:**

* Talia Forrester

### Hollowed

Remus Ashwood kills Derrock's hollowed body.**Killed by:**

* Remus Ashwood

## Appearances

 A Feast of Refuge

 Rodrik II

 Ryon III
 Talia VI

## Trivia

* Derrock is unnamed in the original game and was named for the AU.
Smackdown Live: London 2013

Smackdown Live: London 1709/13

Co. Bro's (Vladimir Kozlov & Zack Ryder) vs. Daniel Bryan & Ezekiel Jackson.

**Jackson forzó Ryder a rendirse con un "Torture Rack".**

Ricky Steamboat vs. Arn Anderson.

Durante el combate, Booker T apareció por la rampa de entrada criticando a Steamboat.

**Steamboat cubrió a Anderson después de un "Diving Brain Chop".**

Booker T vs. Jack Swagger vs. The Undertaker.

**Undertaker forzó Swagger a rendirse con un "Hell's Gate".**

Sin Cara se lesionó durante el combate.

Steel Cage Match: Wade Barrett vs. Randy Orton.

**Orton ganó al escapar de la jaula.**
The Railway Spoof

**The Railway Spoof** is a YouTube parody of the Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends television series made by Pitstamatic.

## Background

The series is filmed in OO/HO scale, with models by Hornby and Bachmann. Some models are customized by Pitstamatic. The narrator is the text-to-speech man named Peter.

## Episodes

### Series 1

* Dudley the Post Train
* Thomas, Percy and the Cheeky Nandos
* The Really Useful Award
* Slender Engine

## Trivia

* In 2015, some promotional photos for the series were released on the series' official Facebook page. These are actually photos from the original, scrapped version of the series.
Oliver

* **Class**: GWR 14xx 0-4-2T
* **Designer**: Charles B. Collett
* **Builder**: Swindon Works
* **Configuration**: 0-4-2T
* **Built**: August 1934
* **Rebuilt**: 1959
* **Arrived on Sodor**: 1967

**Oliver** is a tank engine that works on the Little Western.

## Bio

Oliver was built in August of 1934 at Swindon works. When his construction was completed, he worked on the Great Western Railway. Sometime during the 1960s, he ran away for fear of being scrapped with his coach, Isabel, and a brakevan named Toad. The three were forced to hide between signalboxes and rely on the goodwill of signalmen to pass at safe times. When control got wind of the runaways, they hid in an old quarry branch and had the cutting blocked by rubbish to avoid being spotted by the diesels outside. The runaways decided it was safe to leave at some point, but before they could reach the greener pastures of Sodor, Oliver ran out of coal. Luckily, Douglas was able to rescue Oliver and hid him on a siding at The Other Railway. The Fat Controller soon found out and arranged for the three to be repaired and painted in Great Western colours. Toad decided to be Douglas' brakevan to thank him, and the Fat Controller rescued an auto coach named Dulcie and gave her to Oliver.

Oliver attended the Really Useful Award ceremony.

## Persona

Despite his previous heroism and daring feats, Oliver is an engine who is willing to admit every day is a learning curve. When he was still new to Sodor, he let the other engines' responses to his courage, resource, and sagacity from his amazing recounts of daring escapes and adventures get to his smokebox and he became conceited. However, when troublesome trucks pushed him into the turntable well, he grew into a much more humble, settled engine and was far warier of trucks. Oliver still has gumption, but is now a more obedient, sensible engine. He feels his responsibility on the railway deeply, is ever thankful for being aided in his escape from scrap by Douglas, and is a trustworthy, tenacious, plucky engine. However, he does occasionally have one or two temper problems and grumbles quite easily, but despite this setback, Oliver is still one of the more really useful, and well-behaved engines on Sodor.

## Gallery

Oliver with Stepney, D261, Bear, and Donald or Douglas
Mavis

* **Class**: BR Class 04
* **Designer**: Drewry Car Co.
* **Builder**: Drewry Car Co.
* **Configuration**: 0-6-0
* **Speed**: 25-27 mph
* **Built**: 1962
* **Arrived on Sodor**: 1962

**Mavis** is a diesel who works at Anopha Quarry.

## Bio

Mavis was built at Drewry Car Company and sent to Sodor in 1962. When she first arrived, she put the trucks in her own places, against Toby's preferences. She learned her lesson when she became stuck at the level crossing and Toby had to rescue her.

She is now a much wiser engine and is good friends with Dudley, Toby, Thomas, and Percy.

When Dudley missed his post delivery, Mavis informed Thomas and Percy of Dudley's diplomatic immunity on the railway.

## Persona

Mavis was arrogant until being brought down to earth after her embarrassing incident at the Ffarquhar crossing. She is now a reliable, honest, hard-working engine. However, unlike most engines, hauling trucks makes her feel important. Mavis has matured and acts as a motherly figure to the other engines.

## Appearances

### Series 1

* Dudley the Post Train, The Really Useful Award (*cameo*)
Empress Hannah Maria Theresa Clemente

## Empress Hannah Clemente

daughter of King Philipe Clemente and Queen Grace Goldtimbers

## Brief

**Empress Hannah Maria Theresa Clemente** (1714) is the Empress of the Austrian Empire, as well as a princess of Spain. She is known throughout the world for her kindness, gentleness, fairness, and grace.

## Extended Family

Hannah Clemente is the younger sister of King Ferdinand Clemente VI of Spain and Prince Ezequiel Clemente of Spain, as well as the older sister of Princess Halle Clemente of Spain. She is also the mother of Archduchess Cara Kroshbon, through a marriage with Prince Richard Kroshbon of Switzerland.
Dudley the Post Train

**Dudley the Post Train** is the first episode of the first series.

## Plot

The engines on the Island of Sodor work very hard, and are usually busy. They hardly get a rest, but they never complain. On the contrary, there is an engine that complains about his one, simple task. His name is Dudley. He is a Class 08 shunter brought from the other railway to take care of the Post. He constantly asks for help with it, though he can clearly do it on his own.

Later, Dudley idled around Ffarquar as he watched Thomas and Percy struggle with some heavy trucks. He didn't have any incentive to help the engines. But soon, Percy tells him that he won't get help with his task unless he helps others.

It was time for the post to leave, and Dudley was nowhere to be seen, so Percy grumpily did his job for him. When Dudley does arrive, he claims that he can't do the work because he can't get along with Mavis, but this is really a large fib. So, Thomas and Percy call Mavis over. In truth, Dudley is fine with Mavis. She explains to Thomas and Percy that Dudley has diplomatic immunity, and the Fat Controller won't care what he does. So, the engines decide to play a trick on Dudley themselves.

Thomas and Percy met with Mike the Steamroller to discuss how to get Dudley in trouble. To begin the plan, Mike pretended to break down at the level crossing so Dudley would crash into him if he was careless. Dudley arrived and smashed into Mike. Luckily, no one was hurt. As per usual, the Fat Controller was not cross with Dudley.

The next day, Dudley had appeared to have learned his lesson, leaving Thomas and Percy annoyed.

## Characters

* Dudley
* Percy
* Thomas
* Mavis
* Mike (*does not speak*)
* The Fat Controller (*mentioned*)
* Toby (*cameo*)
* The Tractor (*cameo*)
* The Hippie Van (*cameo*)

## Goofs

* When Dudley approaches his post train wagon, Mike can be seen in the shot even though at that point in the story, he is at the level crossing.
Michael Portillo

* **Political party**: None, formerly conservative
* **Occupation**: journalist broadcaster and former Conservative Party politician and Cabinet Minister
* **Alma mater**: Peterhouse, Cambridge
* **Home town**: Bushey, Hertfordshire, England, UK
* **Spouse**: Carolyn Eadie (1982–present)

**Michael Denzil Xavier Portillo** is a British journalist, broadcaster, and former Conservative Party politician and Cabinet Minister.

## Bio

Portillo was first elected to the House of Commons in a by-election in 1984; a strong admirer of Margaret Thatcher, and a Eurosceptic, Portillo served as a junior minister under both Thatcher and John Major, before entering the cabinet in 1992. A "darling of the right", he was seen as a likely challenger to Major during the 1995 Conservative leadership election, but stayed loyal. As Defence Secretary, he pressed for a purist Thatcherite course of "clear blue water", separating the policies of the Conservatives from Labour.

He was the host of Great British Railway Journeys.

He was supposed to choose which engine would receive the Really Useful Award, but instead he chose Beyonce. This caused a bedlam.
D261

* **Class**: BR Class 40
* **Designer:** British Railways
* **Builder**: Vulcan Foundry
* **Configuration**: 1Co-Co1

**D261** is a diesel that once helped out during Stepney's 1963 visit, but now idles around the island for no clear reason.

## Bio

D261 was built at the Vulcan Foundry in Newton-le-Meadows, Lancashire, England in the early 1960s. D261 was sent to Sodor in 1963 to assist the engines with goods and express work during Stepney's visit, but only insulted the other engines by saying they were out-of-date. He got his comeuppance when an inspector's bowler hat jammed in his air intake, leaving Duck and Stepney to take the Express for him. While the other engines gave a farewell to Stepney, D261 crept away as he left behind a battered bowler hat and a nasty smell.

He has recently been seen creeping around Ffarquhar.

## Persona

D261 is snobbish and rude. He believes that Diesel engines should take over from steam engines.

## Appearances

### Series 1

* Thomas, Percy and the Cheeky Nandos (*cameo*)

## Gallery

Percy and D261D261 with Stepney, Oliver, Bear, and Donald or Douglas
Kanye West

* **Residence**: Hidden Hills, California, U.S.
* **Occupation**: Rapper songwriter record producer fashion designer entrepreneur
* **Years active**: 1996-present
* **Home town**: Chicago, Illinois, U.S.
* **Spouse**: Kim Kardashian (m. 2014)

**Kanye Omari West** is an American rapper, songwriter, record producer, entrepreneur, and fashion designer.

## Bio

West was raised in a middle-class household in Chicago, Illinois, and began rapping in the third grade, becoming involved in the city's hip hop scene. West attended art school for one semester before dropping out to pursue music entirely in the late 1990s. Although his real desire was to become a rapper, record executives did not take West seriously, viewing him as a producer first and foremost.

He took the Really Useful Award with him on Beyonce's behalf and was out of sight before anyone could stop him.
Mike

* **Designer**: Aveling and Porter
* **Builder**: Aveling and Porter
* **Built**: circa 1904

**Mike** is a steamroller that appears to be based at Ffarquhar.

## Bio

Mike was built at Aveling and Porter circa 1904. It is unknown when he arrived on Sodor.

He assisted in Thomas and Percy's plan to trick Dudley by pretending to break down at the level crossing so Dudley would crash into him.

## Persona

Not much is known about Mike's personality, but he agreed to Thomas and Percy's plan, so it can be presumed that he is agreeable.

## Appearances

### Series 1

* Dudley the Post Train (*does not speak*), Thomas, Percy and the Cheeky Nandos (*cameo*), The Really Useful Award (*cameo*)
Dudley

* **Designer**: British Railways
* **Builder**: Crewe, Darlington, Derby, Doncaster, or Horwich Works
* **Configuration**: 0-6-0
* **Built**: 1952
* **Speed**: 15-20 mph

**Dudley** is a diesel shunter. His only job is to take care of the post.

## Bio

Dudley was built in 1952. At some point in time, he was sent to the North Western Railway to work on the Ffarquar Branch Line. There, he performs his sole job of preparing the post wagon.

## Persona

Dudley is careless and complains constantly about his work. He wishes he had help with his simple job, though he can clearly do the work on his own. He is lazy and slacks off frequently. He is not very helpful, as he tends to watch other engines do work when they clearly need help. He doesn't understand why he should help others. He often makes up excuses. He has diplomatic immunity on the North Western Railway. He pushes all the limits, as the Fat Controller doesn't care what he does.

## Appearances

### Series 1

* Dudley the Post Train, Thomas, Percy and the Cheeky Nandos (*does not speak*), The Really Useful Award, Slender Engine, Dudley Does It Again

## Behind the Scenes

Dudley's model is a Hornby Diesel with a Hornby Toby face.

## Trivia

* Dudley's personality is based on a bloke that Pitstamatic works with.
Monday Night Raw 25/11/13

Monday Night Raw 25/11/13

G1 Climax RAW Group B.

Seth Rollins vs. Jack Swagger.

**Rollins [6] cubrió a Swagger [0] después de un "Pedigree".**

The Miz vs. John Morrison.

**El combate no pudo celebrarse por la lesión de The Miz [1]. En consecuencia, Morrison [8] ganó los 2 puntos.**

**The Miz fue eliminado.**

CHAOS (John Morrison & Roman Reigns) vs. The Prime Time Players (Darren Young & Titus O'Neil).

**Morrison cubrió a O'Neil después de un "Starship Pain".**

Triple H vs. CM Punk.

**El combate no pudo celebrarse por la lesión de CM Punk [4]. En consecuencia, Triple H [5] ganó los 2 puntos.**

The Shield (Triple H & Wade Barrett) vs. Vince McMahon & Jacob Cass.

**Barrett derrotó a Cass después de un "Wasteland".**

Evan Bourne vs. Alberto del Rio.

**Bourne [8] cubrió a Del Rio [2] después de un "High Knee".**

**Alberto del Rio fue eliminado.**

Del Rio atacó a Bourne después del combate.

Dean Ambrose vs. Brock Lesnar.

**Lesnar [10]** **derrotó a Ambrose [6] después de un "F-5".**

Lesnar se encaró con Daniel Bryan después del combate.
British Railways

**British Railways**, also known as **the Other Railway**, is the company owned by Britain following the merger of the "Big Four" (the LMS, LNER, SR, and GWR) in 1948. This company lasted from 1948 to 1995 when it was privatized and divided up into different companies.

Dudley, Bear and D261 are from here.
Beyonce

* **Residence**: Los Angeles, California, U.S.
* **Occupation**: Singer songwriter actress
* **Years active**: 1997-present
* **Home town**: Huston, Texas, U.S.
* **Spouse**: Jay-Z (m. 2008)

**Beyonce Giselle Knowles-Carter** is an American singer, songwriter, and actress.

## Bio

Knowles performed in various singing and dancing competitions as a child, and rose to fame in the late 1990s as lead singer of R&B girl-group Destiny's Child. Managed by her father Mathew Knowles, the group became one of the world's best-selling girl groups of all time. Their hiatus saw the release of Beyoncé's debut album, Dangerously in Love (2003), which established her as a solo artist worldwide.

As Beyonce was chosen for the Really Useful Award and could not attend the ceremony, Kanye took it to her for her.

## Appearances

### Series 1

* The Really Useful Award (*does not speak*)