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Slow Motion

**Slow Motion**
**Performer(s)**: Gurl Group — **First Appearance**: "I Need to Find My Frenemy"
**Written by**: Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, and Adam Schlesinger

**Slow Motion** is a musical performance by the Gurl Group. In this song the women fantasize about how great they look together as they slowly cross a casino floor. Its first appearance was in the Season Four episode "I Need to Find My Frenemy."

## The song with lyrics

**Rebecca, Paula, Valencia, & Heather**:
SLOW MOTION
SLOW MOTION
WE WALKIN’ IN THE ROOM IN SLOW MOTION
SLOW MOTION
SLOW MOTION
THAT’S HOW COOL WE FEEL

**Paula:**
LOOKING THIS GOOD SHOULD BE A CRIME

**Heather:**
‘CAUSE MY GIRLS AND I BE STOPPIN’ TIME

**Rebecca:**
OH MY GOD, WE’RE SO HOT

**Rebecca, Paula, Valencia, & Heather:**
EVEN BLINKING LOOKS AMAZING!

**Valencia:**
SLAY!

**Rebecca, Paula, Valencia, & Heather:**
IF ONLY LIFE WERE AS GOOD AS THIS FEELS
LET’S MAKE THE SLOW MOTION REAL

BACK TO FANTASY SLOW MOTION
SLOW MOTION
DON’T TALK TO US, WE’RE IN SLOW MOTION
SLOW MOTION
SLOW MOTION
FINE, THE MGM’S ACROSS THE STREET

**Heather:**
DON’T HAVE BILLS TO PAY

**Rebecca, Paula, Valencia, & Heather:**
IN SLOW MOTION

**Valencia:**
PROBLEMS GO AWAY

**Rebecca, Paula, Valencia, & Heather:**
IN SLOW MOTION

**Paula:**
IF YOU’RE STRESSED, WHY NOT TAKE A TRIP
TO 48 FRAMES PER SECOND

**Valencia:**
YAAS!

**Rebecca:**
OH NO, OUR ENTRANCE IS ALMOST OVER

**Rebecca, Paula, Valencia, & Heather:**
LET’S GO EVEN SLOWER

**Rebecca:**
NOT SURE THIS WORKS…

**Heather:**
AGREED

**Rebecca, Paula, Valencia, & Heather:**
BACK TO NORMAL FANTASY SLOW MOTION

SLOW MOTION
IT WENT FROM SEXY TO BORING SLOW MOTION
SLOW MOTION
SLOW MOTION
WHATEVER YOU DO, DON’T SNEEZE
BUT DEFINITELY LOOK TO THE SIDE
FLIP YOUR HAIR
PUT ON SUNGLASSES
TAKE OFF THE SUNGLASSES... AND JUST… HOLD THEM... I GUESS?

SLOW MOTION
SLOW MOTION
DAMN, WE’RE OUT OF ROOM!
A Diagnosis

**A Diagnosis**
**Performer(s)**: Rebecca Bunch — **First Appearance**: "Josh is Irrelevant"
**Written by**: Rachel Bloom and Adam Schlesinger

## Summary

“**A Diagnosis**” is a musical number performed by Rebecca Bunch. It’s a song in which Rebecca hopes her latest doctor, Daniel Shin, can provide new insight and classification of her psychological affliction. This song debuted in the Season Three episode "Josh is Irrelevant.”

## Song and lyrics

**Rebecca**:
*For almost 30 years*
*I’ve known something was wrong.*
*But mom said weakness causes bloating*
*so I tried to be strong.*
*Fake it till you make it*
*that’s how I got by.*

*And when I tried to find the reason*
*for my sadness and terror*
*all the solutions were trial and error.*
*Take this pill, say this chant, move here for this guy...*

*But now there’s no need for regret*
*‘cause I’m about to get....*

*A diagnooooooosis!*
*A diagnooooooosis!*
*Don’t tell me nooooooo*
*sister, you don’t fit in!*

*Doc, prescribe me my tribe*
*give me my throng*
*tell me that this whole time I’ve belonged*
*with those other people who share*
*my diagnosis.*

*What could it be?*
*What could be right?*
*Schizophrenic or bi-polar lite?*
*I’ve never heard voices*
*but maybe it’s time to start.*

**Voices**:
You’re super cool, Rebecca!

**Rebecca**:
Thanks!

*Obsessives with numbers, hoarders with cats*
*I could really rock a tin foil hat.*
*Perfect they’re not but at least they know who they are.*
*No more bad pills, fads or tricks.*
*Who says there isn’t an easy fix?*

*With a diagnooooosis*
*I’m ready to blooooooooow this...*
*joint and by joint I mean my inner sense of confusion.*

**Voices**:
You said that confusingly.

**Rebecca**:
Shh!

*I’m aware mental illness is stigmatized*
*but the stigma is worth it if I’ve realized*
*who I’m meant to be*
*armed with my diagnosis.*

*Oh, the doctors that I’ve met*
*who didn’t get me*
*this one Naturopath*
*used feathers to pet me.*

*They said anxiety insomnia were my affliction.*
*the Naturopath said it was sex addiction.*
*But all those things I knew I wasn’t*
*Yes I like penises but who doesn’t...*

*So put me in a bottle*
*slap a label on.*

*List out the side effects*
*then worries be gone.*
*‘cause finally I’ll know this...*

*My diagnoooosiiiiiiiiiiiis!*
Settle For Her

**“Settle For Her [Cut Song]”**
**Performer(s)**: Nathaniel Plimpton III — **First Appearance**: "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 3)"
**Written by**: Adam Schlesinger, Rachel Bloom

“**Settle For Her**” (officially “**Settle For Her [Cut Song]”**) was an unused musical performance by Scott Michael Foster (as Nathaniel Plimpton III). This was intended to be the third reprise of the Season One song “Settle For Me.” A leitmotif of the song was used in its place. This song was later released as track 37 on the official Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 3) album.

## The song with lyrics

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*Settle for her.*
*Come on just settle for her.*
*The smart, hot, sweet and mature*
*girl who doesn’t break the law!*
*Why do I feel she’s second place in this game?*
*It’s easy to see*
*she’s perfect for me,*
*plus she’s not insane.*
*So it’s not settling for her*
*If she and I someday were*
*To say ‘I do’ and have some kids and be content!*
*But why do I feel that I want more?*
*Settling down is not settling for...*
*I’m on solid ground yet I’m reeling...*
*what’s unsettling is this feeling...*
*Despite it all if Rebecca called*
*I’d be there on bended knee.*
*Cause deep down I still hope*
*that maybe she’d settle for....*
Sex Toys

**Sex Toys**
**Performer(s)**: Jack Dolgen — **First Appearance**: "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 2)"

**Sex Toys** is an unused song from the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend episode "Who Needs Josh When You Have a Girl Group?". The song was intended to be sung by the character of Karen who in the episode was selling her adult gadgets to Paula, Rebecca, Valencia and Heather under her persona of "Angelique". It was released as a bonus track on the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 2). Jack Dolgen, associate music producer, member of the writing staff, and also the writer of the song itself, performed the song on the track.

## Song and lyrics

Look at my sex toys!
My sex toys!
I've got all the best sex toys!
When you've got these you don't need boys!
'Cause mama's got all the best sex toys!
What you need?
Something to make you point your feet?
Something to make you go 'hee hee'
inside of your panties?
If you like a big thing I got 'em!
Check out the behemoth
with the rock hard scrotum!
If you like the little thing
you know I've got that too
A tiny zapper for the front
a teeny plug for the caboose!
Check out my sex toys, my sex toys!
I've got all the best sex toys!
From the Honda to the Tesla
to the Rolls Royce!
Mama's got all the best sex toys!
What gets you off?
A King Cobra big and long?
Gonna bite you till' you cum
then make you beg for the venom.
Now if you want a quick fix
for that drip, drip, drip
put this Hemi on eleven
flick that bean right up to heaven!
With my sex toys, my sex toys!
I've got all the best sex toys!
The pink into the secret blue and turquoise!
Mama's got all the best sex toys!
This ones called "The Uzi"
'cause it's an actual Uzi!
It's gun that you can slide
right into your coo-oo-zie!
Just because you like it
doesn't make you a floozy!
Oopsie!
Look at me, I'm getting all diz-izzy!
So excited I can't see,
now if you wanna feel like me,
grab your pocket poo-oo-kie
buy a ceramic coo-oo-kie
that's more than just for your pussy!
Look at my sex toys!
My sex toys!
Everything you need to make that 'uh' noise!
Gonna make you E.E. Cummings
like W.E.B. Du Bois!
Mama's got all the best sex toys!
Social media

**Social media** *Recurring theme: Continuity*
First Appearance: ""I'm Going on a Date with Josh's Friend!""

**Social media** are computer related devices, software, or online services which lets users communicate or share specific information. The information is distributed via virtual communities and networks and can itself vary from written text, pictures or videos. This can be exchanged amongst a selected group of only their followers or can be something meant for the general public. Followers of particular accounts are given alerts on thier mobile devices called push notifications whenever status updates occur. These communication resources of the modern digital has been strongly represented on "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" and has even been integral elements to certain plot points. The first usage of Social Media was in the Season One episode "Josh Just Happens to Live Here!".

## Types of Social Media on "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

* **Texting**: Short messages composed and sent to others via mobile devices.
First appeared: "Josh Just Happens to Live Here!"
* **YouTube**: An online video sharing website where users upload video content.
First appeared: "Josh and I Are Good People!"
* **Instagram**: A website hosting photos uploaded by users in an online photo "album".
First appeared: "I'm Going on a Date with Josh's Friend!"
* **Facebook**: A social networking site where account users post status updates.
First appeared: "Josh's Girlfriend is Really Cool!"

## Notes

### "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" on social media

As with most modern TV shows, *"Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"* has a number of official social media services listed here:
Santino Fontana

**Santino Fontana** Actor, director, composer
**Portrays**: Greg Serrano — **Show debut**: "Josh Just Happens to Live Here!"
**Family**: Jessica Hershberg (wife) **Other work**: "Frozen", "Shades of Blue"

## Bio

**Santino Fontana** is an American stage actor, director and composer. He was born on March 21, 1982 in Stockton, California and has Italian, Portuguese, and Spanish ancestry. After graduating from Richland High School in Richland, Washington in 200 he attended the University of Minnesota/Guthrie Theater earning a BFA from the Actor Training Program as part in 2004. In 2005, as a member of the Essentials, Fontana co-wrote the musical comedy "Perfect Harmony" originating the role of Philip Fellowes V. In 2006 he starred as Matt in the Off-Broadway revival of "The Fantasticks". His Broadway debut was "Sunday in the Park with George in 2007. Fontana originated the role of Tony in the Broadway production of Billy Elliot from October 1, 2008 to July 4, 2009. He was awarded the 2010 Drama Desk Award for Best Featured Actor in a Play for his work in "Brighton Beach Memoirs". He starred as Prince Topher in "Rodgers & Hammerstein's Cinderella on Broadway" for which he was nominated for a Tony Award for Best Leading Actor in a Musical.His best known role is as the voice of "Hans" from the Disney animated feature "Frozen". In 2015 he married Jessica Hershberg. He portrayed the character of Greg Serrano on "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" from 2015 to 2016 officially leaving the show four episodes into Season Two.

## Résumé

### Films

 2014
 2015
 2015

## Notes

### Show departure

Fontana was interviewed by Vulture.com and went into detail about his departure:

Santino was later interview by Observer.com and further clarified other reasons for leaving:

### Submissions Only

Fontana is one of three actors on "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" (Donna Lynne Champlin and David Hull are the other two) who has appeared in the online comedy web series "Submissions Only".

 Main | Rachel Bloom ("Rebecca Bunch") 🎈 Donna Lynne Champlin ("Paula Proctor") 🎈 Vincent Rodriguez III ("Josh Chan") **Santino Fontana**/Skylar Astin ("Greg Serrano") 🎈 Pete Gardner ("Darryl Whitefeather") 🎈 Vella Lovell ("Heather Davis")Gabrielle Ruiz ("Valencia Perez") 🎈 Scott Michael Foster ("Nathaniel") 🎈
 Guest | Tovah Feldshuh ("Naomi Bunch") 🎈 Briga Heelan ("Connie Cavanagh") 🎈 Nipsey Hussle Brittany Snow ("Anna Hicks") 🎈 Rachel Grate ("Audra Levine") 🎈 Andrew Arrow ("Hank") Patti LuPone ("Rabbi Shari") 🎈 Lea Salonga ("Tita Myrna)" 🎈 Grant Rosenmeyer ("Jason") Jayden Lund ("Guardrail") 🎈 Thor Knai (“Xander”) 🎈 John Allen Nelson ("Silas Bunch")
Britney Young ("Nicky") 🎈 Dr.Phil
Period Sex

**Period Sex**
**Performer(s)**: Rebecca Bunch — **First Appearance**: "All Signs Point to Josh...Or Is It Josh's Friend?"
**Written by**: Adam Schlesinger, Rachel Bloom and Elizabeth Keirnan Averick

**Period Sex** is a music video featuring the character of Rebecca Bunch performing the titular song. In it she extols the joys of having intercourse while being on her period. At certain points the video is intercut with clips of the other characters on the show speaking specific words which make up the refrain of the song. It was first heard in the Season Two episode "All Signs Point to Josh...Or is it Josh's Friend?" but wasn't heard in its entirety until it was uploaded on Rachel Bloom's YouTube channel *(see **Notes** below)*. The song is track number 32 on the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 2).

## Song and lyrics

**Rebecca**:
For months now
everyone's been stopping
the music video 'Period Sex'
from happening.

**Naomi**:
*Period Sex!*

**Rebecca**:
Mom! Oh my God!

**Rebecca**:
*Period Sex!*
*Period Sex!*

**Valencia**:
Okay, stop.

**Rebecca**:
But the joke's on them
because now they're all
in the music video 'Period Sex'.

**Rebecca**:
*Period Sex!*
*Period Sex!*

*Put down a towel*
*party 'till it's dry*
*with some...*

**Anna:**
Period...

**Valencia**:
Sex...

**Rebecca**:
*Period Sex!*

*Think of it as just*
*Mother Nature's*
*juice cleanse!*

**Paula:**
Period...

**Josh**:
Sex...

**Rebecca**:
*Period Sex!*
*It's a little gross*
*but I'm less likely*
*to get pregnant during...*

**Rebecca**:
Period...

**Heather**:
Sex...

**Rebecca**:
*Period Sex!*

*It must be summer*
*cause we're gonna*
*slip and slide into some...*

*Period Sex!*
*Period Sex!*

*If you're grossed out*
*let's pretend it's cherry lube!*

*Period Sex!*

**Josh**:
Period Sex!

**Rebecca**:
*It's not weird*
*It's just another kind of*
*lip gloss!*

**Paula**:
Period...

**Greg**:
Sex...

**Rebecca**:
*Period Sex!*

*You don't get to say'*
*let me just put it*
*in your butt!*

*Are those sheets...*
*expensive?*

*I'll venmo ya back for your*
*shee-eee-eeets!*

*I hope you can get those*
*sheets again!*

*And that particular type*
*of brand hasn't been*
*discontinued on Macys.com!*

*Period Sex!*

## Notes

### Appearances

The full song never appeared on the show as it apparently was deemed *"too dirty"* by The CW. It was instead released on Rachel Bloom's YouTube account racheldoesstuff on January 27, 2017. Throughout Season Two lyrics from the song were briefly sung three times on the show. The first instance was after Rebecca told Josh she thought she was pregnant but realized she wasn't after getting her period ("All Signs Point to Josh...Or is it Josh's Friend?"). Rebecca then briefly sang the song while talking to Josh's girlfriend at the time Anna Hicks at the veterinarians office ("Who's the Cool Girl Josh Is Dating?"). It's third appearance was when Rebecca's mother Naomi Bunch started singing the song when Rebecca and Josh travelled to Scarsdale and stayed at her home ("Will Scarsdale Like Josh's Shayna Punim?"). In Season Three Trent Maddock briefly reprised the song in the episode "Trent?!"
Triceratops

**Triceratops** Hallucinogen
Owned by: Sold at Electric Mesa — First Appearance: "Why Is Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Eating Carbs?"

**Triceratops** (officially known as *"Meketyltrichlorocaine"*; also known as *"3Tops"* and *"Mixy, Toxy, Cloxy"*) is a fictional hallucinogenic drug, named after the dinosaur and its three horns. The drug was sold at the annual San Gabriel Valley festival Electric Mesa and accidentally ingested by Rebecca Bunch and Valencia Perez. Its first appearance was in the Season Two episode "Why Is Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Eating Carbs?".

## History

In 2016, Valencia Perez dumped her boyfriend of 15 years Josh Chan who rebounded with his ex-girlfriend Rebecca Bunch. Josh ended things with Rebecca soon after and she also got rejected by Greg Serrano. Rebecca had a cathartic burning of her ex's things, entered an internet contest and read feminist literature to cope. When Rebecca saw Valencia was also on a downward spiral she hoped they could commiserate over their shared romantic troubles. She kidnapped Valencia and took her to the Electric Mesa festival to bond. While there, they drank what they thought were ordinary drinks, discovering immediately after that the drinks were laced with the drug "**Triceratops**". They both experienced vivid hallucinations involving Josh. Valencia hallucinated that she performed a ballet with Josh who wore a Triceratops mask.

In Valencia's imaginary scenario she stabbed Josh with a dagger and held him as he passed away from his wound. Concurrently, Rebecca had a vision of herself dressed in a Triceratops costume chasing after Josh. When Rebecca caught him she ripped his heart out and started to eat it *(♫ Triceratops Ballet ♫)*. Both Rebecca and Valencia come down from their high at the same time with different reactions. Valencia was saddened and confessed that she knew she and Josh were finished before she dumped him. Rebecca took away from her reverie the realization of how much Josh took advantage of her. She was furious at having been used and fueled by her drug-induced dream she convinced Valencia they should get revenge on their mutual ex-boyfriend ("Why Is Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Eating Carbs?").

 Official merchandise | Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 1 - Vol.1)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 1 - Vol.2)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 2)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Karaoke Album (Original Television Soundtrack) (Season 1)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 3)
The Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Concert Special (Yes, It's Really Us Singing!)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 4)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: The Complete First Season
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: The Complete Second Season
Let's Generalize About Men

**Let's Generalize About Men**
**Performer(s)**: Rebecca, Paula, Valencia and Heather. — **First Appearance**: "Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Wants Revenge"

## Summary

“**Let's Generalize About Men**” is a musical number featuring Rebecca Bunch and her friends. In this song the four girls talk about men and criticize them. This song debuted in the Season Three premiere "Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Wants Revenge".

## Song and lyrics

**Valencia**:

Right now, we're angry and sad.

**Heather**:
It's our right to get righteously mad.

**Paula**:
At every member of the opposite sex.

**Rebecca**:
Oh God, we hate them!

**All**:
Let's not distinguish between them at all.
Let's just drink a lot more alcohol!
And then high-five each other
as we make a bunch of blanket statements.

Let's generalize about men!
Let's generalize about men!
Let's take one bad thing about one man
And then apply it to all of them
Let's conflate all the guys
Let's generalize
About men!

**Paula**:
All men are completely repressed!

**Valencia**:
All men only want to have sex!

**Rebecca**:
There are no exceptions!
All three billion men are like this!

**Valencia, Heather and Paula**:
All 3.6 billion men!

**Heather**:
All men are emotionally stunted!

**Paula**:
When asked how they feel, every man's always grunted!

**Rebecca**:
And why do men never listen and only think about themselves as opposed to women, who always listen and never think about themselves?

**Paula, Heather and Valencia**:
Oooh, I hear ya, girl!

**All**:
Let's generalize about men!
Let's generalize about men!
Let's get super-lit
And not admit
This is a kind of primal ritual we need now and then
Maybe our spirits will rise
If we generalize
About men!

All men are stupid and childish
Even the ones who are smart and mature
All men do each and every day
Is watch porn, eat wings, burp, fart, and snore.

**Rebecca**:
Hey, what about gay men?

**Paula**:
Oh no, gay men are fine.

**All**:
Gay men are all really
Great, every single one
They're never mean, just sassy, they're all completely
Adorable and fun!

So let's focus for now on straight men
Let's just generalize about them

**Valencia**:
They're all monsters!

**Paula**:
They're murderers!

**Rabecca**:
They're rapists!

**Heather**:
Totally!

**Paula**:
Wait, I have sons!

**Rebecca, Valencia and Heather**:
Your sons are gonna be rapists!
The Moment Is Me

**The Moment Is Me**
**Performer(s)**: Heather Davis — **First Appearance**: "Josh Is a Liar"
**Written by**: Adam Schlesinger, Rachel Bloom and Jack Dolgen — **Genre**: Pop/Folk/Rock

“**The Moment Is Me**” is a musical number by Heather Davis. In it she contemplates her future now that’s she’s graduating from community college. This song debuted in the Season Three episode "Josh Is a Liar.” The melody was reprised in "Nathaniel and I Are Just Friends!", and Heather's wedding scene in "I'm On My Own Path."

## Song and lyrics

What does the future hold?
What will tomorrow bring me?
"Ugh"
What story will be told?
What song is gonna sing me?
"Geez"
This is my time to shine
step out of the line
throw open all the windows
might be an uphill climb
but I just gotta find
what's at the end.
"Please don't make me say this"
of this rainbow
'cause the clock just keeps on ticking
doesn't care that time goes by
"What?"
the clock knows its destiny
so why don't I?
"Eugh"
'cause today is tomorrow's yesterday
can't let the future slip away
can't wait to meet whoever I will be
'cause I am the moment
the moment is me.

"ugh"
"Oh I gues it's time for a story"
there's an old woman in the park
she looks so wise, so regal
was she ever lost in the dark?
did she ever soar like an eagle?
"It's just like so on the nose"
Oh woman please tell me your tale
did you suceed or did you fail?
did you ever reach your destiny?
"Wait"
I am the woman
Old Heather: "Please don't say it"
the woman is me
Old Heather: "Ugh"
Young and Old Heather: We are the moment
Young and Old Heather: the moment is me
Young and Old Heather: "
That was a living nightmare.
You get me.
Michael McMillian

**Michael McMillian** Actor
 **Show debut**: ""Josh and I Are Good People!""

## Résumé

*Coming soon!*

 Main | Rachel Bloom ("Rebecca Bunch") 🎈 Donna Lynne Champlin ("Paula Proctor") 🎈 Vincent Rodriguez III ("Josh Chan") Santino Fontana/Skylar Astin ("Greg Serrano") 🎈 Pete Gardner ("Darryl Whitefeather") 🎈 Vella Lovell ("Heather Davis")Gabrielle Ruiz ("Valencia Perez") 🎈 Scott Michael Foster ("Nathaniel") 🎈
 Guest | Tovah Feldshuh ("Naomi Bunch") 🎈 Briga Heelan ("Connie Cavanagh") 🎈 Nipsey Hussle Brittany Snow ("Anna Hicks") 🎈 Rachel Grate ("Audra Levine") 🎈 Andrew Arrow ("Hank") Patti LuPone ("Rabbi Shari") 🎈 Lea Salonga ("Tita Myrna)" 🎈 Grant Rosenmeyer ("Jason") Jayden Lund ("Guardrail") 🎈 Thor Knai (“Xander”) 🎈 John Allen Nelson ("Silas Bunch")
Britney Young ("Nicky") 🎈 Dr.Phil
Jacob Guenther

**Jacob Guenther** Actor
**Portrays**: Chris — **Show debut**: ""I Hope Josh Comes to My Party!""

## Résumé

 2016

 2016
 2016

 Main | Rachel Bloom ("Rebecca Bunch") 🎈 Donna Lynne Champlin ("Paula Proctor") 🎈 Vincent Rodriguez III ("Josh Chan") Santino Fontana/Skylar Astin ("Greg Serrano") 🎈 Pete Gardner ("Darryl Whitefeather") 🎈 Vella Lovell ("Heather Davis")Gabrielle Ruiz ("Valencia Perez") 🎈 Scott Michael Foster ("Nathaniel") 🎈
 Guest | Tovah Feldshuh ("Naomi Bunch") 🎈 Briga Heelan ("Connie Cavanagh") 🎈 Nipsey Hussle Brittany Snow ("Anna Hicks") 🎈 Rachel Grate ("Audra Levine") 🎈 Andrew Arrow ("Hank") Patti LuPone ("Rabbi Shari") 🎈 Lea Salonga ("Tita Myrna)" 🎈 Grant Rosenmeyer ("Jason") Jayden Lund ("Guardrail") 🎈 Thor Knai (“Xander”) 🎈 John Allen Nelson ("Silas Bunch")
Britney Young ("Nicky") 🎈 Dr.Phil
Valencia's apartment

**Valencia's apartment** Valencia's residence
**Location**: California — **Debut**: "I'm So Happy that Josh is So Happy!"

**Valencia's apartment** is the home of Valencia Perez which she used to share with her ex-boyfriend Josh Chan. It is the apartment number 201 at the complex called Casitas de la Flores. Josh had to sign as the lease by himself since Valencia had bad credit rating. After Valencia dumped Josh he moved out finding a temporary residence with Rebecca Bunch. Its first actual onscreen appearance was in the Season One episode "I'm Back at Camp with Josh!".

## Appearances

* I'm So Happy That Josh Is So Happy!": Rebecca and Paula watched from across the street as Josh and Valencia moved thier things into the apartment.
* "I'm Back at Camp with Josh!": Josh is at the apartment getting prepared to go to his volunteer camp when Valencia passive aggressively complains that he could be working extra shifts at the Aloha Tech Center instead. After camp he returns home and tells Valencia that despite her objections he will continue to volunteer.
* "That Text Was Not Meant for Josh!": Rebecca uses the spare key hidden in the Buddha sconce to enter the apartment in order to erase a text she sent to Josh which was on his phone inside. Josh found her there and comforted her when she made up a story about her own place being broken into.
* "Josh and I Work on a Case!": Rebecca, Paula and Darryl went to the apartment to convince Josh to sue his landlord. Rebecca returned sometime later by herself to update Josh on the case when she found her supposed new boyfriend Trent Maddock inside with Josh, Valencia and Greg.
* "Josh and I Go to Los Angeles!": Rebecca and Trent kissed inside the apartment to prove they were a real couple. Josh told Valencia to trust him when she apologized for being wrong about Rebecca's new boyfriend.
* "Josh is Going to Hawaii!": After he kissed Rebecca at the courthouse, Josh acted nervous around Valencia at the apartment and told her they need to talk later. When he admitted his indescretion, Valencia forgave him. He decided to not go on a trip to Hawaii and stayed with Valencia at the apartment.
* "Why Is Josh in a Bad Mood?": Josh returned to the apartment in a bad mood because of his conflicted feelings about Rebecca sleeping with Greg. He got angry at Valencia and even turned her down when she wanted to have sex.
* "Paula Needs to Get Over Josh!": While Josh and Valencia were preparing for his sisters wedding, he announced he was looking for a ring to propose to her. When he left the room Valencia performed an impromptu victory dance.

## Trivia

* The house's name in Spanish should be "Casita de la flor" or "Casita de las flores"

 Businesses | Mountaintop/Whitefeather & Associates ( Office Suite 1 🎈 Office Suite 2 🎈 Break room 🎈 Paula's desk 🎈 Boardroom )
 Other | Camp Canyon Grove 🎈 Heritage Bridge 🎈 Electric Mesa 🎈 Los Angeles International Airport
What U Missed While U Were Popular

**What U Missed While U Were Popular**
**Performer(s)**: George — **First Appearance**: "I'm Not The Person I Used To Be"
**Written by**: Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, and Adam Schlesinger — **Genre**: Stompy-Clappy Hip Hop

"**What U Missed While U Were Popular**" is a musical performance by George. In this song he tells Josh Chan all the things he missed in high school. It debuted in the Season Four episode "I'm Not The Person I Used To Be.”

## Song and lyrics

George:
WE WEREN'T COOL BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL
BUT WE PARTIED TOO AND IT'S TIME YOU KNEW
WHAT YOU MISSED WHILE YOU WERE POPULAR
WHAT YOU MISSED WHILE YOU WERE POPULAR

YEAH, WE WEREN’T COOL BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL
BUT WE PARTIED TOO AND IT’S TIME YOU KNEW
WHAT YOU MISSED WHILE YOU WERE POPULAR
WHAT YOU MISSED WHILE YOU WERE POPULAR

CHECK THE MORNING NEWS TEAM
WITH THEIR SASSY MUTTON CHOPS
THEY REPORTED ON A LOCAL EMBEZZLEMENT SCANDAL
TILL THE PRINCIPAL MADE THEM STOP

News Kids:
HARDCORE!

George:
YEAH, THEY WEREN’T COOL BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL
BUT THEY PARTIED TOO AND IT’S TIME YOU KNEW

News Kids:
WHAT YOU MISSED WHILE YOU WERE POPULAR
WHAT YOU MISSED WHILE YOU WERE POPULAR

George:
NOT ALL KIDS ARE ATHLETES
SOME KIDS JOIN BAND INSTEAD
WHILE YOU PLAYED ALL THOSE GENDERED SPORTS,
THEY ALL GOT VERY CO-ED

SPORTS ARE OVERRATED
THEY LEAVE YOU RED IN THE FACE
WHILE YOU WERE SLIDING INTO FIRST
THE BAND KIDS ROUNDED THIRD BASE

Bass!

George, News Kids, & Band Kids:
WE WEREN’T COOL BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL
BUT WE PARTIED TOO AND IT’S TIME YOU KNEW
WHAT YOU MISSED WHILE YOU WERE POPULAR
WHAT YOU MISSED WHILE YOU WERE POPULAR

George:
RIGHT OVER HERE ARE THE ARTY GOTHS
A REAL TIGHT-KNIT PACK
WHILE YOU WERE WEARING TANK TOPS

Goths:
WE WERE WEARING BLACK

George:
WHILE YOU WERE WEARING CARGO SHORTS

Goths:
WE WERE WEARING BLACK

George:
WHILE YOU WERE WEARING FLIP FLOPS

Goths:
WE WERE WEARING BLACK FLIP FLOPS

George:
THE BIGGEST THING YOU MISSED
WHILE YOU WERE HAVING A GOOD TIME
IS EXPERIENCING SHAME, MISERY AND DEPRESSION
FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME

NOW YOU MIGHT FIND IT HARD
THAT ADULTHOOD GETS SO REAL
WHILE THE NERDY KIDS FROM HIGH SCHOOL ARE LIKE,
I GOT THIS, NO BIG DEAL!

Jock:
Actually, my parents got divorced when I was 14 and it really destroyed me. I just acted super confident to cover the unbearable flood of emotions I wasn’t prepared to handle. I’m sorry I made fun of your ska band.

George:
Thank you so much, Zack!

George:
NO ONE’S SAYING YOU WEREN’T FLY
BUT DID POETRY NIGHT MAKE YOU CRY?

George/News Kids/Band Kids/Goths:
WE LEARNED TO CRY WHILE YOU WERE POPULAR
GREW EMOTIONALLY WHILE YOU WERE POPULAR

George:
YOU WERE COOL WHILE WE WERE NOT
BUT OUR MASSAGE CIRCLES WERE SUPER HOT

George/News Kids/Band Kids/Goths:
WE MASSAGED WHILE YOU WERE POPULAR
AND GOT MASSAGED WHILE YOU WERE POPULAR
West Covina, California

**West Covina, California** Where Josh Chan lives.
**Location**: California — **Debut**: "Josh Just Happens to be Here!"

* Aloha Tech Center: Big box retail store specializing in electronic entertainment.
* Spider's: Trendy nightclub once owned and operated by a man named Spider.
* Jalapeño Jack's: Fusion cuisine restaurant.
* Greater City Water: Conglomerate who controls West Covina's water supply.
* Smoky Jazzz: Little known Jazz club with an onstage band.
* Pretzel Central: Franchise which briefly had a shop in the lobby of the office plaza at 7333 West Hacienda road.
* Rebetzel's Pretzels: Pretzel eatery which took over the location of a Pretzel Central shop.
* Sugar Face: A doughnut outdoor cafe frequented by Rebecca Bunch.

### Residences

* Rebecca and Heather's house: New residence of neighbours turned roommates Rebecca and Heather.
* Rebecca's apartment: Residence of Rebecca Bunch.
* Josh and Valencia's apartment: Residence of Josh Chan and Valencia Perez.
* Serrano residence: Marco and Greg Serrano's residence.
* Proctor residence: The home of Paula Proctor and her family.
* Darryl's apartment: Darryl Whitefeather's residence.
* Dr.Akopian's house: Dr.Akopian's home which also has an office where she sees patients.
* Bean's house: Home of Bernard who is good friends with The Crew. It was later condemned by the city.

## Gallery

 Businesses | Mountaintop/Whitefeather & Associates ( Office Suite 1 🎈 Office Suite 2 🎈 Break room 🎈 Paula's desk 🎈 Boardroom )
 Other | Camp Canyon Grove 🎈 Heritage Bridge 🎈 Electric Mesa 🎈 Los Angeles International Airport
The Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Concert Special (Yes, It's Really Us Singing!)

**The Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Concert Special (Yes, It's Really Us Singing!) [Live]**
Owned by: NA — First Appearance: "April 12, 2019"

## Track list

1. "Where's Rebecca Bunch?"/"West Covina" (feat. Rachel Bloom) [Live]
2. "Let's Generalize About Men" (feat. Rachel Bloom, Donna Lynne Champlin, Vella Lovell & Gabrielle Ruiz) [Live]
3. "I'm a Good Person" (feat. Rachel Bloom) [Live]
4. "Maybe This Dream" (feat. Donna Lynne Champlin) [Live]
5. "Gettin' Bi" (feat. Pete Gardner) [Live]
6. "The Sex Medley" (The Sexy Getting Ready Song/We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now/Strip Away My Conscience/Period Sex/Let's Have Intercourse/My Sperm Is Healthy) (feat. Rachel Bloom, Vincent Rodriguez III, Scott Michael Foster, Pete Gardner) [Live]
7. "I'm So Good At Yoga" (feat. Gabrielle Ruiz) [Live]
8. "The Moment Is Me" (feat. Vella Lovell and David Hull)
9. "The Darkness/You Stupid Bitch" (feat. Rachel Bloom) [Live]
10. "I've Got My Head In The Clouds/"Angry Mad" (feat. Vincent Rodriguez III) [Live]
11. "I Hate Everything But You" (feat. Skylar Astin) [Live]
12. "Danny's Turn" (feat. Danny Jolles) [Live]
13. "A Diagnosis" (feat. Rachel Bloom) [Live]
14. "Anti-Depressants Are So Not A Big Deal" (feat. Rachel Bloom & Michael Hyatt) [Live]
15. "Sex with a Stranger" (feat. Rachel Bloom) [Live]
16. "Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too" (feat. Scott Michael Foster & David Hull) [Live]
17. "Heavy Boobs" [Live]

 Official merchandise | Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 1 - Vol.1)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 1 - Vol.2)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 2)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Karaoke Album (Original Television Soundtrack) (Season 1)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 3)
**The Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Concert Special (Yes, It's Really Us Singing!)**
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 4)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: The Complete First Season
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: The Complete Second Season
Table

**Table** Formal dining table
Owned by: Josh Chan — First Appearance: ""I'm So Happy that Josh is So Happy!""

The **Table** was a gift Josh got for Valencia when they moved into an apartment together. He and his crew worked hard to assemble the table only to have their efforts go unappreciated. The table was first seen in the Season One episode "I'm So Happy that Josh is So Happy!".

## History

As Josh and Valencia were moving their things into their new place, she lamented that they didn't have a **dining room table** yet. Josh decided to do something nice and bought one for Valencia as a housewarming present. He roped his friends into helping him and had Hector, White Josh join him at Greg Serrano's house. Hector balked when he saw the pages of instructions and the others had to convince him to stay. Hours passed as the crew struggled to make any progress which resulted in them all falling asleep during the process.

When they awoke, Josh was in a panic as Valencia had texted him about his whereabouts while they where sleeping. Both Greg and White Josh took the opportunity to try and subtly suggest to Chan that he break up with Valencia. They used the table as a metaphor for Valencia and expressed the dislike they had for her through the table. However, Josh was clueless to what they were trying to say and the conversation itself got derailed by Hector. He interjected a long monologue laced with double entendres supposedly about tandem parking.

When they finally finished putting the table together, Josh brought Valencia over to Greg's house to present it to her. She didn't care for it and stated that the style of table didn't match the decor she wanted for the apartment. Before she left Valencia weakly thanked everyone for their efforts. A disappointed Josh later met up with Rebecca Bunch at Cup of boba for a drink. He showed her a photo of the table he had taken on his phone and asked her if she thought it was a nice table. Rebecca replied it was a perfect table which Josh was grateful to hear ("I'm So Happy That Josh Is So Happy!").

## Quotes

 Official merchandise | Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 1 - Vol.1)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 1 - Vol.2)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 2)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Karaoke Album (Original Television Soundtrack) (Season 1)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 3)
The Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Concert Special (Yes, It's Really Us Singing!)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 4)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: The Complete First Season
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: The Complete Second Season
Vodka bottle

**Vodka bottle** Rebecca's emergency flask of vodka
Owned by: Rebecca Bunch — First Appearance: ""I'm So Happy That Josh Is So Happy!"

The **Vodka bottle** was Rebecca Bunch's special flask which she kept in her desk for emergencies. The Russian beverage made of ethanol and distilled water was her go to alcohol of choice whenever she needed a pick-me-up. She tied a warning note around it to prevent herself from drinking it but it proved an ineffective deterrent. The bottle was first seen in the Season One episode "I'm So Happy That Josh Is So Happy!".

## History

Sometime after Thanksgiving, Rebecca sunk into a deep depression over Josh Chan's announcement that he and Valencia were moving in together. Her melancolly affected her job as she was unable to prepare for a meeting with a potential client for the firm, a rich businessman named Calvin Young. She screwed up a draft for a speech she was to give welcoming client and decided to self medicate to calm her nerves. Rebecca turned to a **Vodka** bottle she had hidden away in her desk for emergencies. She poured the alcohol into a tin mug she had full of pens which she emptied. Rebecca didn't notice that a pen in the mug had leaked ink into it before she drank from it. She was unaware her teeth turned a blue color because of this..

At the meeting, Rebecca was still distracted only to be was shaken out of her thoughts by Darryl who had just introduced her. She started her speech only to have Karen point out her teeth were blue and asked her if she had been drinking out of the toilet. Rebecca tried to wash out her teeth with a glass of water and flubbed her speech by mentioning Josh's name. Darryl took her out of the meeting and confronted Rebecca about what had just happened. He asked if she had been drinking since Karen said she smelled Vodka on her. She didn't deny it but instead said that was ridiculous because Vodka doesn't smell. Darryl told her she should go home for the rest of the day before she could make up any more excuses about the Vodka ("I'm So Happy That Josh Is So Happy!").

 Official merchandise | Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 1 - Vol.1)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 1 - Vol.2)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 2)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Karaoke Album (Original Television Soundtrack) (Season 1)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 3)
The Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Concert Special (Yes, It's Really Us Singing!)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 4)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: The Complete First Season
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: The Complete Second Season
Thought Bubbles (reprise)

**Thought Bubbles (reprise)**
**Performer(s)**: Anna Hicks and Josh Chan — **First Appearance**: ""Why Is Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Eating Carbs?""

"**Thought Bubbles (reprise)** is a musical performance imagined by Josh Chan being sung by a woman he just met called Anna Hicks. While counting inventory at the Aloha Tech Center he is distracted by thoughts of whether or not to call Anna. The reprise was first heard in the Season Two episode "Why Is Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Eating Carbs?".

## The song with lyrics

**Josh**:
17, 18, 19, 20,
21, 22, 23, 24

**Anna**:
*Thought Bubbles in your mind!*

**Josh**:
...21, 22, 23...

**Anna**:
*Poppin' those bubbles*
*from time to time!*

**Josh**:
Dammit! Okay...1, 2, 3, 4, 5...

**Anna**:
*You don't have to be alone*
*with your thoughts!*

Call me.
What'll It Be (reprise)

**What'll It Be (reprise)**
**Performer(s)**: Greg Serrano — **First Appearance**: ""I'm Finding My Bliss""
**Written by**: Jack Dolgen, Adam Schlesinger — **Genre**: Singer-Songwriter Pop a la Billy Joel

**What'll It Be (reprise)** is a musical performance by Greg Serrano. In this song he contemplates moving back to his hometown for good. Its first appearance was in the Season Four episode "I'm Finding My Bliss." It's a reprise of the Season One song "What'll It Be."

## The song with lyrics

**Greg**:
*Hey, West Covina...*
*Thought that I'd have to break free.*
*Well it took me two years*
*to shake off my fears*
*and see that the problem was me.*

*Hey West Covina...*
*We might not always agree*
*but you're okay West Covina.*
*Should I stay West Covina?*
*What'd you say West Covina?*
*What'll it be?*
Warren

**Warren** Former Harvard student and theater major.

**Warren** was a Harvard classmate and former flame of Rebecca Bunch. He had cast her in a stage production he wrote. They had a brief fling which Rebecca ended after learning he didn't want an exclusive relationship. His first appearance was in the Season One episode "Josh Has No Idea Where I Am!". He was portrayed by actor Michael Grant.

## History

In 2008, **Warren** finished writing his senior thesis, a musical adaption of *"Moby Dick"*. Fifteen people auditioned for his play and he cast eleven of them he deemed worthy enough to bring his magnum opus to life. One of the chosen was a sophomore named Rebecca Bunch who was playing "Fish No.3". She arrived late to the first rehearsal meeting where Warren was in the middle of explaining his artistic vision to the rest of the cast. He paused during his address to call her out on her tardiness and asked his assistant Theodore to make an official note of this in the records. He resumed talking only to be annoyed when Rebecca and another cast member named Peter started conversing.

He stopped talking again to chastise his actors and told them they needed to focus. Warren separated his actors into pairs and had them try an exercise where they had to move while remaining in physical contact with thier partner. As Warren watched over his cast from the stage he saw that a few of them weren't taking the exercise seriously. He joined them on the floor and decided to demonstrate how to do the technique properly. Warren chose Rebecca to help and motioned for her original partner Peter to step aside. He indicated to Rebecca he wanted them to start off touching with thier foreheads. Peter and the others looked on uncomfortably as Warren and Rebecca essentially started feeling each other up.

This excerise led to them eventually having sex in Rebecca's dorm room. While engaged in flagrante delicto, Warren gave her a promotion to the "Fish No.1" role. Sometime later he told Rebecca that he wasn't just sleeping with her but also her castmate Jennifer who was playing "Kip the Cabin boy". Rebecca was confused and upset but Warren reminded her that he never said they were exclusive. He also added that a committed relationship isn't what his artistic lifestyle is all about. Rebecca told him she couldn't remain in the play while Warren was having sex with other people and quit. Warren told her it was her choice and reminded her there was, both literally and metaphorically, other fish in the sea ("Josh Has No Idea Where I Am!").

 **Special appearances** | Dr.Phil 🎈 Nipsey Hussle 🎈 Dream Ghost #1 🎈 Dream Ghost #2 🎈 J. Castleman 🎈 Tita Myrna 🎈 Anna 🎈 B.J. Novak 🎈 Trina 🎈 Rabbi Shari 🎈 Jeff Channington 🎈 Jarl 🎈 Wendy Legrand 🎈 Xiao Huang 🎈 Fett Regoso
You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)

**You're My Best Friend (And I Know I'm Not Yours)**
**Performer(s)**: Darryl Whitefeather — **First Appearance**: "Josh Is The Man of My Dreams, Right?"

"**You're My Best Friend (And I Know I'm Not Yours)**" is a song performed by Darryl Whitefeather on a ukulele. He lets Paula know that he considers her his best friend even if she doesn't consider him hers. It's first appearance was in the Season Two episode "Josh Is the Man Of My Dreams, Right?". It is track number 29 on the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 2).

## Song and lyrics

You're my best friend
and I know I'm not yours
and that's okay.

I'm not your best friend
of that I'm pretty sure
but I'm okay.

Friendship doesn't have
to be a two way street
as long as there's
a car on the road.

Friendship doesn't have
to mean a shoulder to cry on.
I don't need a shoulder to cry...
Just kidding!

You're my best friend
and I know I'm not yours
and that's okay.

Your best friend
is somebody else
but I get it.
Completely get it.

A little from you is a like
a lot from someone else.
Six of yours beats anyone's dozen.
That's why I love you like a sister
and you love me like a second cousin.

You're my best friend
and I know I'm not yours
and that's okay.

That's okay.

I said it's okay...really.
Settle For Him

**Settle For Him**
**Performer(s)**: Rebecca — **First Appearance**: ""I'm Going on a Date with Josh's Friend!""

"**Settle For Him**" is a song Rebecca sang as she debated whether to continue her date with Greg Serrano. It is a repeat of a song she imagined Greg sang to her when he first asked her out. Despite having had a good time she still had doubts about giving up on Josh to see what may happen with Greg. While at the Taco Fesival she was inside a port-a-potty and sang a reprise of that song to convince herself to make a healthier choice. As she vacillated on her decision she angered a man outside who was waiting to use the restroom. The reprise was first heard in the Season One episode "I'm Going on a Date with Josh's Friend!". The song is track number 11 on the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 1 - Vol.1).

## The song with lyrics

**Rebecca**:
*Settle for him*
*Why not just settle for him?*
*He's a nice, smart guy*
*and he and I*
*do get along...*

Well, kind of.

**Man outside**:
HEY!

**Rebecca**:
Just a minute!

*As soon as I'm done peeing*
*its time to start being*
*a bit more realistic*
*than I've been.*

**Man outside**:
You can't monopolize the bathroom at a taco festival!

**Rebecca**:
*Maybe it's time to grow up*
*and just settle for...*

**Man outside**:
C'MON!!!

**Rebecca**:
ALRIGHT ALREADY!!!

## Notes

### Other reprises

* The melody of this song is heard again in the episode "That Text Was Not Meant for Josh!" when Greg comforts Rebecca.
* The song was reprised a second time by Heather Davis who sang it to Greg Serrano.
Tess Paras

**Tess Paras** Actress
 **Show debut**: ""My First Thanksgiving with Josh!""

## Bio

**Tess (Maritess) Paras** is a Filipino-American actress, comedian, producer and writer. She was born in Houston, Texas and grew up in Oak Park, California. She later moved to New York and attended New York University where she graduated magna cum laude. She pursued a career in entertainment doing musical theater all over the country and even on cruise ships. She went to Los Angeles where she does commercials, TV, improv and sketch comedy. Paras also created a YouTube channel "TessTubeBaby" where she writes and produces comedy video shorts. She is friends with Rachel Bloom whom she has collaborated with on several YouTube videos. Paras has been outspoken about the stereotypical roles offered to Asian Americans in Hollywood. She wrote, starred and produced a video parodying this called "Typecast". This was based on a sketch she did for the 2014 CBS Diversity Sketch Comedy Showcase. She is a regular performer at the L.A. Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre. In 2015 she was cast in the The CW comedy musical "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" as Jayma Chan, the oldest sibling of the Chan family and sister to Josh Chan. Her first appearance was in the Season One episode "My First Thanksgiving with Josh!".

## Résumé

 Main | Rachel Bloom ("Rebecca Bunch") 🎈 Donna Lynne Champlin ("Paula Proctor") 🎈 Vincent Rodriguez III ("Josh Chan") Santino Fontana/Skylar Astin ("Greg Serrano") 🎈 Pete Gardner ("Darryl Whitefeather") 🎈 Vella Lovell ("Heather Davis")Gabrielle Ruiz ("Valencia Perez") 🎈 Scott Michael Foster ("Nathaniel") 🎈
 Guest | Tovah Feldshuh ("Naomi Bunch") 🎈 Briga Heelan ("Connie Cavanagh") 🎈 Nipsey Hussle Brittany Snow ("Anna Hicks") 🎈 Rachel Grate ("Audra Levine") 🎈 Andrew Arrow ("Hank") Patti LuPone ("Rabbi Shari") 🎈 Lea Salonga ("Tita Myrna)" 🎈 Grant Rosenmeyer ("Jason") Jayden Lund ("Guardrail") 🎈 Thor Knai (“Xander”) 🎈 John Allen Nelson ("Silas Bunch")
Britney Young ("Nicky") 🎈 Dr.Phil