Salma Hayek vs. Brooke Shields

## Overview

In Round 2 of WWYD3, Queen's Cup winner Brooke Shields defeated Salma Hayek 61-39. Hayek took the loss incredibly badly and it started a long blood-feud. Hayek obtained a manager's license for her best friend Penelope Cruz and continued to bad-mouth Shields in interviews continually saying she is "pan-faced", "looks like a teenage boy", a "child whore", "big eyebrows" and other such insults. Hayek encouraged Cruz to "cover-up" and use catalogue shots rather than Route 1 shots in the tournament on the pretext that "the voters are gay". During the Quarter-Final draw, Hayek and Cruz approached Michael Aspel in an attempt to seduce him to fix the draw so that Cruz could play Shields. When Aspel proved incorruptible, Hayek called him "gay". Cruz would end up facing Liz Hurley Hayek's "catalogue shot" tactics found success against Hurley, but came unstuck against Scarlett Johansson.

After the Med Event Mafia Takeover, Hayek was the first person to approach and pledge allegiance to the new Commissioner Monica Bellucci. For WWYD4, she had been booked to face the champion, Jennifer Connelly in Round 1, but connived to get the booking changed so that Connelly would face Alexandra Daddario instead. Hayek made this switch not only because she feared losing to Connelly but also to set-up a return bout with Shields, assuming she would beat her new Round 1 opponent Lucie Donlan.

Hayek got her wish and faced Shields in Round 2, but once again, lost. Hayek played her signature shot, Beach Dreams, a raunchy Route 1 shot, but she still lost to Sheilds, who played her preppy shot Brooke's Books, 56-44. During the match, Hayek complained to Bellucci that Shields was cheating and begged her to get Special Investigator Damian Hurley to look into the match. Damian escaped after being rescued by Hugh Grant so no investigation took place. Hayek reverted to managing Cruz, but Bellucci asked her to become the new Special Investigator, a role she took on with aplomb.

Shields would face Hayek's client and best friend, Cruz, in the Quarter-Finals. To the devastation of Hayek, Shields won 54-46. Although Hayek continues to harbour seething resentment against Shields, the feud was considered to be over. However, it was reignited at WWYD5 by Shields-gate, which saw Hayek and the rest of the Med Event Mafia fabricate evidence and beat-up Damian, then Commissioner, to get Shields disqualified from her Semi-Final match against Bellucci, despite the match ending in a tie. This left Shields devastated. Later at the 1st Tag-Team Tournament following the Med Event Mafia's Hospitalisation of Brooke Shields, Hayek and Cruz as The BFFs narrowly defeated American Made, the team of Shields and Cindy Crawford marking the first time Hayek had enjoyed any sort of official victory over Shields who was left bitter and emotionally distraught.

A final showdown occurred at WWYD6 when the pair were drawn together for the Quarter-Finals, Shields won the encounter for the third time -- 61-39 the same score as their first -- and cut a revengeful post-match promo. After having been screwed at WWYD5 and injured during the Tag-Team Tournament, Shields considered the matter personal and said Hayek "deserved" everything she got. Following the match, Hayek said "I want to kill myself", but was back in action soon afterwards as part of a 5-on-1 match against Shields's best friend Crawford.