recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Bubbly Bath Erm Ephram

**Bubbly Bath Erm Ephram** is a door-to-door bubble bath salesman.

## Career

Ephram doesn't just bring the bottle full of bubble bath suds to sell his product, he brings the bubble bath in a bathtub with him in it. Most people kick him out, but one in every 200 houses has people already participating in "group activities," and they invite him in for a nice time.

## Dietary Habits

His favorite food is Flamin' Hot Cheetos, which he likes to stack all on top of each other and make into a giant spear of Cheetos, then eat them all in one bit bite. This gives him severe stomach pain.
Doomguy

### Affiliation

Drew Monster Closet Alexander, Doom Monstah, Double Barrel Darren, Beatrice Falkwell Grandmother

## Physical description

### Species

Badass

**Doomguy** is a man who never speaks, but actually has a squeaky voice. He likes to punch things, look around smugly, and shoot everything that moves. He's the baddest badass that ever was.

## Personal Life

Monsters don't scare him at all, OK? Every day Doomguy eats his Wheaties, and he hopes to someday be as cool as his favorite sportsman, Michael Jackson, who is on the cover of the Wheaties box. His favorite television show is Downton Abbey.

## Dietary Habits

Doomguy always eats his steaks well done. Don't give him crap about that, he just likes them that way, ok?

## Appearances

* 10/14/18 [watch clip]
* 11/10/18 [watch clip]
John the Jones

He's an old man

**John the Jones** talks really slowly and is hated by friends and family that need information quickly. He also doesn't know where he lives. He lost his address and now lives nowhere and everywhere- the world is his oyster.

## Personal Life

John the Jones' family has all been promoted in their workplace. They all work in The Computer Factory, where they build computers out of hot fudge sundaes. The factory is also an alchemy lab. Everyone in Jones' family works at the factory but John, because the factory required John to list his place of residence but he didn't know what to write.

John the Jones has learned to talk slightly faster, and ever since then, his entire life has turned around. The only problem is that for every word he says faster, one second is taken from the end of his lifespan. This came about because of a wish John the Jones made, which would only work with this kind of tradeoff. It means John will never be able to live his lifelong dream of playing Hamilton in the hit musical 'Hamilton' because they say so many words that he'd literally die before reaching the end of the play. His life has otherwise improved though. His hair grew back, and he longer has a giant pimple which was slowly forming and weighing down the right side of his face. He doesn't know why that pimple was related to how fast he could talk, but for some reason it was.

John the Jones recently slipped on a banana peel, falling down 17 flights of stairs and breaking every bone in his neighbor's body (because he landed on top of his neighbor). Now he's on trial for premeditated murder because John the Jones was the one who put the banana peel there in the first place, and he did plan to slip on it and hit his neighbor's body, all because his neighbor looked at him funny one day.

## Dietary Habits

John the Jones eats Toblerone bars dipped in poison. Why is he doing it? To build his immune system. What if an enemy gave him a poisoned Toblerone bar? John, for one, will be ready!

## Appearances

* 10/14/18 [watch clip]
* 03/06/19 (1) [watch clip]
* 03/06/19 (2) [watch clip]
* 03/16/19 [watch clip]
Benny Factor

Benny Factor on a good day.

**Benny Factor** is a man who claims to own three factories. He's a factory mogul.

## Personal Life

Benny Factor's first factory makes steel helmets, the second makes birthday cakes, and the third makes trees. Yes, trees are made in factories- you may not have known that! No one has ever seen Benny Factor's face or his name, and he has no stake in the factories financially, but he does hang out near them! And that's good enough for him.
Flynn the Flint and Steel Firestarter

**Flynn the Flint and Steel Firestarter** is a man crafted from pure atoms (but not in the usual way).

## Personal Life

Flynn the Flint and Steel Firestarter is a dashing guy from Tangled: The Movie (which was based on a video game, which was based on a book, which was based on a television series). Flynn crafted himself out of pure atoms using his Flint and Steel. He likes to start fires and walk away. He hopes no one gets hurt, but they probably are getting hurt.
Fidelius Fume Knight

**Fidelius Fume Knight** is a bank teller at the First National Bank of Souls.

## Personal Life

Fidelius Fume Knight's job at the First National Bank of Souls involves taking peoples' souls and eating them, then pooping them out when someone wants to make a withdrawal. Please make your withdrawals a day apart though, because he can't poop that many times. He knows it's not a very efficient way to keep peoples' currency, but souls are very tricky. If you don't keep them inside a human body, they'll run rampant.

It's unclear if anyone else works at the First National Bank of Souls, or if you're just going to Fidelius Fume Knight's house and giving him souls to eat.
Foreman Four Boy

Photoshopped image of what Foreman Four Boy would look like with four arms.

**Foreman Four Boy** is a man who has four cars, four houses, four dogs, four cats and four shoes.

## Personal Life

Foreman Four Boy has four shoes, and the two he doesn't put on his feet he puts on his hands. He doesn't have four gloves though. He's not John D. Rockefeller.

## Dietary Habits

He likes to eat four Hershey's Warheads. They don't make those where you come from? In his Universe, they totally make those. Hershey's makes sour stuff and Warheads company makes chocolates. Also in his Universe, people live on the ceiling, but to them it's the floor so there's no way for them to realize this.
Bridge That Makes All Pokemon Into A Man

## The Bridge That Makes All Pokemon Into A Man

Every human on this bridge must stay perfectly still. If they walk on him, he will crumble. They were airdropped by helicopter to take their positions on this bridge.

## Physical description

### Weight

Tons

**The** **Bridge That Makes All Pokemon Into A Man** is a bridge over a body of water, and if any boy Pokemon walks across him, that Pokemon will turn into a man.

## Personal Life

The Bridge That Makes All Pokemon Into A Man will crumble if a human walks across him, and can't help a girl Pokemon turn into a woman. He can only help a boy Pokemon turn into a man. He has no idea how any of it works. Please don't ever walk on him if you're a human.

## Dietary Habits

He eats the algae at the bottom of his pillars, using a vacuum cleaner device that leads up to a concrete hole which functions as his mouth.
Cheer Voice

**Cheer Voice** is a disembodied voice who is being held captive by a serial killer. The logistics of this arrangement aren't clear.

## Personal Life

Cheer Voice likes to sing and dance, but he can't because he has no legs or arms or friends. He has to keep rhyming while he talks, or he'll be murdered by a psychopath who makes him do all sorts of things that he doesn't want to do. One of these the psychopath makes him do is draw a picture of a horse on a turtle, even though he's not sure that's possible in the physical world.
Doctor Stopwatch

**Doctor Stopwatch** is an evil man with the power to control time.

## Personal Life

The only thing Doctor Stopwatch can do with his powers is make time go faster, while he himself moves at the normal speed. This makes him actually slower to everybody else. It ruins most of his evil plans, and cuts his lifespan shorter whenever he uses it.

He named himself Doctor Stopwatch before realizing the extent of his time powers, and now wishes he hadn't done so. He just assumed, when he obtained his Time Fastening skill, that he'd be able to stop time as well. He made the DBA and LLC papers and everything, for name Doctor Stopwatch. He even set up a not for profit organization called Doctor Stopwatch's Little Tykes where he donates to starving evil children. If anyone knows how to stop time, please tell him how to do it. His personal brand is suffering.
Jedediah Johnson

Not pictured: Corn

**Jedediah Johnson** is a man who eats corn every day and eats lots of hay, and never goes away. He only likes to stand in the corner and watch you as you talk to people. And he sings sometimes.

## Personal Life

Johnson has a pinky toe that combines with his big toe and makes a big loop around his foot. He describes it as a "horseshoe foot." His other toes are there, but they're between the big horseshoe toe.

## Dietary Habits

Johnson likes to eat corn, the regular kind, and also sometimes the band Korn. He's eaten one of the members of the band Korn, but he won't say which.

## Appearances

* 10/17/18 [watch clip]
* 12/23/18 [watch clip]
Jade The Second

**Jade The Second** is the sister of Jade from Dragon Quest XI. 'Jade The Second' is actually the name on her birth certificate.

## Personal Life

Jade The Second stands behind the Dragon Quest party without them seeing her, and she makes sure they're okay. She throws pine nuts at their feet while they're around the campfire so they can eat enough food.

Jade The Second also has 75 other sisters she never knew about until her parents accidentally revealed their existence, one by one.
Cornelius Jonathan Jackson

**Cornelius Jonathan Jackson** lives in West Virginia. He likes to chew tobacco and spit it into his coffee, then drink it. He also enjoys mint juleps.

## Personal Life

Every night, Jackson sings a song to his tweetybird. He makes sure to pet it right on its razor sharp fang. That's what a little tweetybird is supposed to have, right? No? Well what does he have then? Uh oh.

## Dietary Habits

Jackson likes to hold a drink in one hand and a spittoon in the other. Sometimes he spits into the drink and drinks out of the spittoon. He doesn't seem very troubled by the idea. He has also been known to chew on a big ol' bamboo shoot.

## Fashion Choices

Cornelius wears a $7000 seersucker suit, but when it's hot outside he cuts off the pants to make it like seersucker jorts.

## Catchphrases

> "P'tooey!"
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> "I say, I say, I say... what'd I say?"
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## Appearances

* 10/05/18 [watch clip]
* 10/14/18 [watch clip]
* 01/02/19 [watch clip]
Allhit Johnson

**Allhit Johnson** is a baseball player, card player and swimming instructor extraordinaire. He's a real Renaissance Man.

## Personal Life

Allhit Johnson makes sure that any time a baseball is thrown at him, he never misses. He's also an English explorer. Did he mention that he's also a baseball player, and a card player, and a... he has to stop doing this. One of his problems is that he always repeats himself- it's why his wife is currently at her sister's house. But did he mention that he's a baseball player?
Dark Ghost Jerry

We couldn't find Dark Ghost Jerry to take his picture, but he's around here somewhere.

## Physical description

### Eye color

Dark (but he can't eat them)

**Dark Ghost Jerry** is a ghost that only eats dark colored foods.

## Personal Life

Dark Ghost Jerry only eats dark things, like charred meat, tar, muddy dirt, or other things that are colored dark. If he wants to eat mashed potatoes for example, he can just put dirt or food coloring in it to make it dark. It's probably preferable to put in food coloring rather than dirt, but what is he, John D. Rockefeller? He can't afford that much food coloring!

Dark Ghost Jerry hangs out next to a crypt, and scalps concert tickets to people passing by.
David Bowie Johnson

Last photo of Johnson taken just before his heroic but disastrous spaceflight

**David Bowie Johnson** likes to play guitar and think about space. He is best known for his recording of Life Is A Broken Highway in 1978. He has his guitar in his left hand and he has his flute in his right hand, and somehow he plays them both at the same time.

## Personal Life

Every four hours, Johnson has to tap his alarm clock 3 times. The clock doesn't make any noise, but it does make his nose stop bleeding.

He's been playing his guitar nonstop for the last 15 years. He isn't allowed to stop, having been trapped in a situation similar to the movie 'Speed.' He requests that you not ask him to use his hands for anything.

David Bowie Johnson has recently come to realize that he's an extremely skilled painter, but only when doing so with human fecal matter. If you have any human fecal matter you can spare (he knows it's a valuable commodity), then consider donating it to him so he can paint it onto his canvas (which is also made of human fecal matter). Because he makes not only the paints but the canvas with human fecal matter, he actually needs a lot of it. Can you maybe change your diet a little bit to accommodate this?

## Dietary Habits

Johnson uses a fork to eat soup, and it takes him seven days to do it because a fork is not a great tool for soup consumption.

## Appearances

* 09/24/18
* 11/01/18 [watch clip]
* 11/08/18 [watch clip]
* 03/16/19 [watch clip]
Cap'n Johnny Pirate

Pictured (right) with an unknown swashbuckler

**Cap'n Johnny Pirate** is a man who works at Footlocker.

## Personal Life

He's never seen the ocean before, but he speaks with a pirate sounding accent, so his coworkers call him Cap'n Johnny Pirate. His name isn't even Johnny, it's Orville.

## Career

Cap'n Johnny Pirate works in 'the briny deep,' which is what he calls the Footlocker showroom floor.

Cap'n Johnny Pirate also works at a Long John Silver's restaurant, but he's never actually been to one. He telecommutes to the restaurant and waits tables, so he sits at his home computer and uses one of those robots with a Segway to lead people to their tables. He says "Do you need any more water?" and if they do, the robot has a high chance of spilling the water all over them because customers bump into the robot. Maybe you shouldn't ask for water.

## Appearances

* 11/05/18 [watch clip]
* 03/14/19 [watch clip]
Bonfire

**The Bonfire** is an object from Dark Souls which burns brightly every single day and never goes out. Sometimes it gets larger and larger.

## Personal Life

The Bonfire was married to Gravelord Nito from 2013 to 2015. The reason they split up was because Nito was leaving his skeleton bones around the house. They had a fight, a boss fight in fact, and nobody won. Nito still has a big box of stuff in The Bonfire's house that he needs to pick up.

There's a guy who always warms his hands next to The Bonfire. This excites The Bonfire, because the fire part of The Bonfire is actually its upper thigh, and it feels good when hands are warmed near this.

## Dietary Habits

He eats carrots on a stick every day. He dangles them in front of himself using the sword attached to him, but he ends up just eating it. His sword isn't long enough to keep it from his mouth. The Bonfire's carrot consumption was part of why he and Gravelord Nito split, because Nito liked to use carrots for carrot cakes but would always notice his carrots were gone.

## Appearances

* 10/09/18 [watch clip]
* 11/05/18 [watch clip]
* 03/04/19 [watch clip]
Dark Mark Darryl

**Dark Mark Darryl** is a man with 20 dark marks all over his body. His doctor says they ain't nothin' to worry about, but sometimes he still worries about them.

## Personal Life

With all the large dark marks all over his body, Dark Mark Darryl has a skin pattern sort of like a cow. Also sometimes people tip him over. Maybe he is a cow...
Feather in My Cap Alex Johnson

**Feather in My Cap Alex Johnson** is a man who has one feather in his cap, but he has twenty feathers in his bottom. Did we say he was a man? He's actually a peacock.

## Personal Life

Feather in My Cap Alex Johnson has bird feathers coming out of his body, making it difficult to put on pants. He also has a hard time putting on other hats, because his existing hat is attached to his head. So if he needs to cover his head, the feather in his cap gets all scrunched up and it really hurts, because he has nerve endings in that feather.

## Career

Johnson is the Minecraft AND Minesweeper champion of the world. He also works as a coal miner. He does anything involving mining, really.
Digby Diggerton

Digby Diggerton with his golden eye-piece

**Digby Diggerton** is a man who owns 7,000 coal mines and makes not a penny from them.

## Personal Life

From his coal mine endeavors, Digby Diggerton has only gotten a single golden eye-piece, and has spent all the rest of his money on gambling. He goes to the macaroni factory and consistently bets that a piece of macaroni won't come out of the macaroni machine. He does this because the odds are extremely low, but he's lost every bet he's ever made and is now in debt to the macaroni factory.
Goblin Jones III with a Loose Tooth

**Goblin Jones III with a Loose Tooth** is a goblin who runs a farm that grows Farmville games.

## Personal Life

Goblin Jones III with a Loose Tooth doesn't actually have a loose tooth, it's just his name. Don't judge a book by its cover, alright? He is the third Goblin Jones in his lineage, but he's the fourth goblin in the family. There have only been four goblins to ever exist. It's very exclusive. They're like Goblin Royalty, except they're not affiliated with the Goblin King. If there have only ever been four goblins, Jones isn't exactly sure how the Goblin King exists.

Goblin Jones III with a Loose Tooth runs a farm where they grow iPhones with Farmville installed on them. They're working on a new crop of Android phones, but it's taking them longer to figure out how to make them.
Horse Butt Johnson

**Horse Butt Johnson** is a man with a horse butt for a face, and a face butt for a horse.

## Personal Life

Horse Butt Johnson's horse butt face is fully functional, so it poops often. It's very hard for him to find work, unless it's a work from home situation. He has recently started a job in a horse stable, and all the horses actually find him quite comforting.

Horse Butt Johnson also rides his own horse, which is shaped like a butt.
Bob the Pony

**Bob the Pony** is a horse who has never gone to New England.

## Personal Life

Bob the Pony is scared to death of New England, but he has gone to the Mines of Moria instead. It's quite a nice place actually, once you get past the skeletons and monsters and... other monsters. He thinks he may be brave enough now to go to New England. Can someone tell him how to get there? Middle-earth doesn't seem to be connected to it.
Arrow Feather Maximillian

**Arrow Feather Maximillian** is a man who has twelve arrow feathers, which he shoots wherever he wants. Then he has to wait 7-10 business days for them to circle the Earth and come back to him.

## Personal Life

Arrow Feather Maximillian never needs to buy arrows at the store, as long as he's willing to wait 7-10 business days for the arrows to return to him. The shooting of arrows is Maximillian's day job, but don't ask him how he makes money doing it. The government has been asking forever, and they're trying to audit him on his taxes. He can't tell you how he makes money or it'll incriminate him. To keep up appearances, Arrow Feather Maximillian claims that he is a chartered accountant.
Geralt Alexander Mastodon Marsten

**Geralt Alexander Mastodon Marsten** is a witcher. He's related to John Marston very distantly.

## Personal Life

Every day Mastodon Marstenpoops out a piece of gold and throws it in a river. Then it floats all the way to New Austin, where John Marston lives. Then John Marston sells the gold and makes them both a bunch of money. Geralt isn't able to mail John Marston the gold directly, because the Postal Service only goes in one direction between their two worlds, but they have a good system going.

## Dietary Habits

Geralt eats the leaves from goats' fur. In his universe, goats grow leaves on their fur, and that's what he eats.
Blackout Barry

**Blackout Barry** is a man who lives in darkness.

## Personal Life

Barry's parents cursed him to darkness when they named him Blackout Barry. His eyes are closed, but nobody ever taught him how to open them. He assumes everyone else is living in the light, but everything for him is a blackout!

## Dietary Habits

Blackout Barry licks the floor and eats dirt off the floor, because he can't find anything else with his hands due to his inability to see.
Galaxy Glen

**Galaxy Glen** is a man who wears a shirt imbued with the entire cosmos. You live inside his left shoulder seam- that's where the Earth is.

## Personal Life

Galaxy Glen roams the cosmos and makes galaxies out of little pieces of clay. It's unclear how he roams the cosmos if it's contained within his shirt. If only you could see how amazing his shirt is!

## Dietary Habits

He eats peanut butter sandwiches that he makes out of peanut butter and bread and sandwiches.
Golden Gun Gary Gormund

**Golden Gun Gary Gormund** is a man who eats golden guns for breakfast and then makes them for dinner.

## Personal Life

Gormund doesn't eat the golden guns he makes for dinner, he gives them to the poor. With one golden gun, the poor could eat for a year. So he's a good guy! He does eat half the golden guns he makes, but how many golden guns have you given to the poor? How about that?

On Tuesdays Gormund goes to a telephone booth and puts on his underpants (he only wears them on Tuesdays) so he can jump off a building in a wingsuit and fly around.
Flame Johnson The Flame Demon

**Flame Johnson The Flame Demon** is, well, a flame demon. He has lived his entire life in Hell and makes Flame Custard Pies for all the little child-demons.

## Personal Life

Johnson contends that Hell isn't that bad, as long as you get an air conditioner and an air freshener. For some reason in Hell, most of the men have been transformed into horses and the ladies have been transformed into unicorns, and they all poop everywhere. EVERYWHERE!
Clalpizorp-7

Clalpizorp-7 (left) with his associates Clalpizorp-3 (middle) and Steve (right)

**Clalpizorp-7** is an alien from the Nier: Automata universe. He helped to create the game's robits.

## Personal Life

Clalpizorp-7 has been trying to make a house out of feathers but it hasn't been working for him. He likes to sit in his underwear and watch television for 75 hours per day. Glalpizorp-9 (his planet) has 400 hours in a day, but his lifespan is only 2 days long so he thinks he probably shouldn't waste so much time. As of 10/22/18, he's been having a midlife crisis because he's now lived a whole day, one full half of his lifespan.

## Appearances

* 10/05/18 [watch clip]
* 10/22/18 [watch clip]
Apex Alabaster

Alabaster squinting to see one of his character skins

**Apex Alabaster** is a man who makes bootleg Apex Legends skins on the black market.

## Personal Life

Apex Alabaster makes little miniatures of Apex Legends characters out of matchsticks. If you hold them really close to your eyes and squint, it kind of looks like the character is wearing a skin. The effect doesn't work that well, and his business is failing. He has billions of dollars of venture capital riding on this. If anyone has any other business ideas, please give him your ideas. He'll do literally anything.

Apex Alabaster is also very good at Apex Legends, but he's been banned by the Apex Legends League for being too good.
Auron Timothy Trelawney

**Auron Timothy Trelawney** is a character that Nick encountered in Kingdom Hearts II who doesn't have a broken arm, but likes to pretend that he does.

## Combat Style

He likes to kill guys and eat a salami sandwich at the same time. He props up the salami sandwich with a Bob Dylan style harmonica holder. Also, every time he eats the salami sandwich he throws up, but tries to throw up in the direction of the enemy as part of his attack.

## Personal Life

Auron Timothy Trelawney was married to The Creature Sora in October, 2017.

## Appearances

* 10/05/18 [watch clip]
* 10/22/18 [watch clip]
Coffee Collector

**Coffee Collector** is a man who makes coffee and puts in a giant vat, then goes swimming in that vat.

## Personal Life

He uses the vat for nothing other than swimming. He keeps acquiring more and more coffee though, and so he needs to keep getting bigger and bigger vats to hold all of it. The size of his vat at this very moment is roughly the size of the Atlantic Ocean, and you wouldn't BELIEVE his electric bill from trying to heat this vat. It's enormous.

## Vat Wildlife

Inside Coffee Collector's vat there is certain aquatic wildlife such as:

* Coffee Piranhas
* Coffee Sharks
* Coffee Crocodiles

It's really mostly just vicious creatures - Coffee Collector probably shouldn't be swimming in it. He keeps his own set of Coffee Sharks as bodyguards though.

## Dietary Habits

Coffee Collector used to drink the coffee from his vat, but it's pretty rancid at this point. He's been dumping toxic waste into his own coffee ocean, and upon further thought he feels he probably shouldn't have done this.
Gaffer Gamgee the Gradient

**Gaffer Gamgee the Gradient** is a hobbit who doesn't exist as a corporeal form but rather a spectrum of colors.

## Personal Life

Gaffer Gamgee the Gradient is the father of Samwise Gamgee, but right now he's only eight years old. Don't ask how he knows the future, he doesn't like to talk about it. Gaffer Gamgee the Gradientcan change his gradient colors whenever he wants, but one of his colors always has to be green.
Emperor Xigbar KingdomHeart

**Emperor Xigbar KingdomHeart** is the emperor of his own country, though no one knows the country's name.

## Personal Life

Emperor Xigbar KingdomHeart has no relation to the other Xigbar who you may or may not be aware of, but he does look and sound exactly like him. He spends his days making sure his kingly subjects are well-fed on a steady diet of cornmeal and corn on the cob. In his nation, people are only allowed to eat corn products. They've also outlawed motorized vehicles and can only ride bicycles. You also have to do a wheelie at all times while riding the bikes. It cuts down on car crashes but increases bike crashes.
Bob The Unknown

**Bob The Unknown** (formerly known as *Lil Nicky the Monster Smasher Jeromian*) is a character who used his name so much that he actually wore it out. Now if he tries to say his name, it gets bleeped out.

## Catchphrases

* > I smash monsters, that's my job, and I like to eat corn on the cob, and I ain't no slob... either, but I do make my name Bob.
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Cylinder Synthesizer

**Cylinder Synthesizer** is a perfect cylinder, who is so perfect that you'll weep if you even look at him.

## Personal Life

When Cylinder Synthesizer presses a key on his keyboard, which makes a musical note and then causes another cylinder to be spawned from his back. He is a cylinder who synthesizes cylinders. Was he created by himself? Who knows? We'll have to find out from 'The History of Cylinders', a book that Cylinder Synthesizer is currently writing, but hasn't started yet. So maybe he isn't currently writing it.

## Dietary Habits

He eats mayonnaise with mushrooms on top of it, which he slathers all over his cylindrical shape because he doesn't have a mouth.
Forgotten Cowboy

**The Forgotten Cowboy** is a British cowboy who lives at the bottom of a ravine.

## Personal Life

You may not know that the British were the first cowboys. They came over in the colonies, and decided they wanted to live on the old frontier. It was a jolly good time until The Forgotten Cowboy fell into a big ravine and everyone forgot about him. He still lives his cowboy lifestyle at the bottom of the ravine, shooting objects with his six shooter, but never at animals. The Forgotten Cowboy hopes you will visit his ravine some day, if you can find it!
Cornelius Jones Fudge Johnson

**Cornelius Jones Fudge Johnson** is the master of Lake Town. He also runs a chocolate fudge factory.

## Personal Life

Cornelius Jones Fudge Johnson makes much fudge in his factory, where he employs many people. He also sometimes invites little kids on tours of his factory. He also wears a top hat. There are many facets no one knows about him though- for example, no one has ever seen the left side of his arm. If he were to show you the left side of his arm, he would have to murder you. Now that that's out of the way, would you like to buy some fudge?
Head Doctor Phone

Not pictured: second or third arm

**Head Doctor Phone** is a doctor who's always on the phone, and he has a head- that's where his name comes from.

## Personal Life

Head Doctor phone makes custom Etsy Christmas ornaments for Elves. He feels that Elves need presents too, and nobody ever gives them any. He has three arms, two of which make ornaments. The third he uses to feed himself peanut butter sandwiches.

## Dietary Habits

Head Doctor Phone needs 800 pounds worth of peanut butter sandwiches to live, so his third arm is constantly feeding himself sandwiches.
Goblin King

He's the one on the right

**Goblin King** is a guy who lives inside a goblin tunnel.

## Personal Life

Goblin King is constantly getting scared because ghosts also live in his goblin tunnel. So when he goes into a new corner of the tunnel, there might be a ghost that pops out and says, "Gimme all your money!" and Goblin King says, "I don't have any money, I'm a goblin!" And after that, the ghost will go back and try to plot more stickups. Instead of money, the ghost gets paid in fear.
Guyson Fieri

**Guyson Fieri** (also known as Guy Who Holds the Trident) is a man who walks around under the ocean with four hot dogs on the four ends of his trident.

## Personal Life

Fieri messed up by buying a 'trident' with four points on it. He knows this already and doesn't need you to point it out to him. But with four points, that lets him eat four hot dogs while he walks around under the ocean! What's better than that? Five hot dogs you say? That's just too many hot dogs.

## Dietary Habits

Besides hot dogs, Fieri eats cornmeal directly from the cornmeal factory. He considers it a special little treat and likes to do a dance before eating it.
Johnny the Jackson

Enjoying his favorite snack

**Johnny the Jackson** likes to eat cupcakes every day, and impersonate Richard Nixon while doing it.

## Dietary Habits

Johnny has now eaten all the cupcakes in the world. Cupcakes have been made illegal because of his actions. He's thinking about eating Taco Bell Chalupas as his next main food source.

Recently he ate a Vanilla and Blood cupcake- he dipped it blood, it wasn't originally made with blood.

After eating so much, Johnny is giving up food forever. Well, maybe he'll just have another bite- okay, after that. NOW he's giving up food.

## Johnny the Jackson 2.0

After Johnny had eaten all the cupcakes and the Chalupas, as well as everything from Taco Bell, he was so tired and wanted to go directly to sleep. He figured his new thing would be Monster Energy Drinks... \*glug glug glug\*

WHOA HE'S SO ENERGETIC! HE'S JOHNNY THE JACKSON 2.0! HE'S LIVING IN THE BUSINESS WORLD, BABY! HE'S MAKING BUSINESS DEALS, HE'S DOING BUSINESS DECISIONS, HE'S-- [It's a this point that Jackson fell asleep due to a sugar crash]

## Appearances

* 10/25/18 [watch clip]
* 11/10/18 [watch clip]
* 01/09/19 [watch clip]
* 03/16/19 [watch clip]
Firelegs Erik

The handsome devil

**Firelegs Erik** is a man with legs that are constantly on fire.

## Personal Life

Every time Firelegs Erik takes a step, it sends pain searing up his body. The rest of his body isn't on fire though, because the rest of him is made of water. He thinks he should be called Waterbody Eric because most of his body is made of water, but the nickname didn't stick.

## Dietary Habits

He likes to go to Subway or Quiznos and get a sandwich, then put the sandwich near his legs to toast it for free. He was very upset when these restaurants offered toasted sandwiches on their menus, because then the firelegs weren't as much of a perk.
Goro Makeshift Majima

**Goro Makeshift Majima** is a man who is made out of robot parts. He looks like Robin Williams' character from the movie 'Robots'. In the Yakuza Series they like to portray him as a guy with an eyepatch though.

## Personal Life

Majima likes to oil all of his parts, dance, and hide inside of cars. He mostly likes getting beat up by his best friend.

## Dietary Habits

Every Sunday, Majima likes to eat a pinwheel.
Anonymous Tipster

**The Anonymous Tipster** is a man who gives tips to everybody, and tells them how to look cool in a trench coat.

## Personal Life

The Anonymous Tipster makes lasagna and hands it out at all his secret meetings. The members always tell him, "Stop handing out lasagna! Everyone can smell it from a mile away, the enemy will know where we are!" The anonymous tipster knows this is a lie however, because his lasagna is odorless and colorless and tasteless. It's unknown what these secret meetings are about, or who the organization's enemy is.
Jasper The Monster Mash Coordinator

**Jasper The Monster Mash Coordinator** is a man who makes sure that every time a Monster Mash is occurring, everything is going well.

## Personal Life

One thing Jasper The Monster Mash Coordinator always needs to be aware of is the kinds of punch that are stocked at the Monster Mash. All different monsters need different kinds. A vampire needs blood punch. A mummy needs sand punch, which will pour into their bodies and fill out their human form. Werewolves... well they can drink any kind of punch. But still, there are around 50 different kind of punches that Jasper needs to buy, and it's been very difficult for him. He recently discovered Amazon though, where he's easily able to find all the types of punch that he needs.
BatBoy Jones

It is unknown why mustard is slathered on BatBoy Jones in this photo. Or why the artist chose to depict him as a corn dog.

## Physical description

### Species

Bat (of the Baseball variety)

**BatBoy Jones** is a man who serves bats to baseball players, but only during hockey games. He is also a sentient bat.

## Personal Life

If there's a baseball player in the stands of a hockey game, Jones will give them a bat to make them feel at home.
Double Barrel Darren

Double Barrel Darren being lovingly cradled in someone's arms

**Double Barrel Darren** is a man with two giant holes coming out of the top of his head, and sometimes large shrapnels of metal shoot out of those holes.

## Personal Life

Darren is also made out of metal, and he's grey and sometimes a person puts shells into him. He's just a shotgun actually, but he likes to call himself Double Barrel Darren. He also likes to fly kites in his off hours, so if you thought he only enjoys violent things then don't always judge a book by its cover!
Divine Boy of Poopy

**Divine Boy of Poopy** is a baby that wears his diaper on his head, and makes poopies in the potty.

## Personal Life

Divine Boy of Poopy wears his diaper on his head mostly so he won't be able to put food into his mouth. Despite being only one year old, his body is already the size of a building. He would like to shrink to the size of a beach bungalow though, so he has put himself onto a diet.
Big Boy Bug Man

In person, he looks more like a dragon than a bug, which makes it very hard for him to apply for a driver's license at the DMV.

## Physical description

### Gender

Male

**Big Boy Bug Man** is a bug man who doesn't lay eggs, but likes to eat eggs for breakfast.

## Personal Life

Big Boy Bug Man has a giant egg sac on his back, but he doesn't lay eggs. He eats eggs, and this sac holds all the eggs he's planning on eating for breakfast tomorrow. He keeps this sac attached to his thorax. He enjoys crawling on the ceiling and letting out a big loogie, having it touch unsuspecting peoples' heads below him, and then sucking this loogie back into his mouth. It's a very gross and unsanitary habit, he knows, and he's seeing a professional about it.
Catherine Haunted Zeta Jones

**Catherine Haunted Zeta Jones** is a haunted doll, which moves to a new spot in Nick's house every day, never allowing Nick to know where it's going to be.

## Haunting Origins

Catherine Haunted Zeta Jones has killed hundreds of roaches in another house. The doll is haunted by the souls of those roaches.

## Film Career

This character also appeared as the love interest Amber Creepydoll in ***NickBot Jones and the Last Ban***.
Berry Jerry the Merry Ferry

Please stop removing his berries.

**Berry Jerry the Merry Ferry** is a ferry that's made out of berries.

## Personal Life

Berry Jerry the Merry Ferry takes people across the bay, and he's made out of berries. Sometimes Pokemon trainers will pull a berry off of his ferry body to feed to their Pokemon, but since they've been doing this for 70 years, he's been having some leaks in his below decks areas. Can someone tell the trainers to stop pulling the berries off him? It's not really a sustainable concept.

## Dietary Habits

He likes to eat steam by allowing it to blow through his front window. That's how he eats.
Ghost Kitty

Ghost Kitty in his house. You can see him, right? He's right in the center of the frame.

## Physical description

### Eye color

Transparent

**Ghost Kitty** is a cat who no one can see, except for his master (who is also a ghost).

## Personal Life

Since no one can see Ghost Kitty, he stalks around and steals all the trash from the fish market and makes it all into a big fort at his house. It smells terrible, but at least he has a fort. You may ask why he has a fort if he already has a house. Don't judge him- he has nothing to do all day, he's a dang ghost.
Doom Monstah

**Doom Monstah** is a creature that attacks Doomguy upon jumping out of a closet. There's nothing in the closet though, he just sits and waits until Doomguy shows up. Doom Monstah has big, sharp, shiny teeth.

## Dietary Habits

While he's sitting in the closet, he likes to put Bugles on his fingers and pretend they are claws before eating them, which is ironic because he already has claws.
Crumpled Paper Jeremy Jones

**Crumpled Paper Jeremy Jones** is a piece of paper who keeps getting crumpled and moved in different directions. His entire life is pain because he keeps getting crumpled.

## Personal Life

Crumpled Paper Jeremy Jones currently has a lot of pressure in his abdomen. Can someone please un-crumple his abdomen? Ahhhhh, that's very kind of you, stranger for un-crumpling him. It's been plaguing him for the last forty years. The only people who visit him now are cockroaches, because the entire planet has been nuked by an alien life force. This means he doesn't get a lot of opportunities for someone to un-crumple him. Who are you by the way, stranger? Ahhhhh! You're an alien! Ahhhh! You're taking Crumpled Paper Jeremy Jones away to your spaceship! Nooo!

## Dietary Habits

He eats water solidified into a cube, called ice, every 5,000 years. He doesn't need to eat very often, and it's not a food, but he subsists on it anyway.

## Appearances

* 10/22/18 [watch clip]
* 03/06/19 [watch clip]
Doctor Nicholas Tentacle

### Eye color

One of them has a monocle. Does that answer your question? ....No? Well too bad.

**Doctor Nicholas Tentacle** is a man with 10 tentacles, all coming out of the left side of his face.

## Personal Life

Doctor Nicholas Tentacle can't use his tentacles to enhance any ability used on the right side of his body, instead using his left tentacles to walk on. This means he walks sideways at a 90 degree angle.

## Education

Doctor Nicholas Tentacle has a doctorate in squirrel psychology, and he studies where squirrels go when not seen by humans. You might be surprised- they go to a little squirrel academy and they get their own doctorates in tentacle psychology, and they study him. Doctor Nicholas Tentacle wants to figure out how to charge for tickets to look at the squirrel school, because it's very cute.

## Dietary Habits

Doctor Nicholas Tentacle eats human arms, but no other parts of a human.
Arthur's Horse

**Arthur's Horse** is a horsey in Red Dead Redemption II who goes 'clickity-clickity-clickity-clickity' when he gallops. Sometimes he goes 'whoosh-whoosh-whoosh-whoosh' because he's in the snow.

## Personal Life

He's a very vivacious young horse, but never talks to Arthur because he's secretly in love with Arthur and doesn't want to reveal this.

## Dietary Habits

Arthur's Horse hates carrots and hates sugarballs, but only eats Red Hot Chili Peppers CDs, which are delivered by an Unknown Time Traveler.
Cowboy Cauterizer

**Cowboy Cauterizer** is a man who brands everything he comes into contact with.

## Personal Life

Cowboy Cauterizer uses a branding iron on everything he finds. This has caused him to accidentally burn down 7 of the houses he's lived in, and is now living in his eighth house which is completely made of water and is under the ocean. He also has grown gills and is now a fish. The problem is, his branding iron doesn't work anymore, so how is anyone going to know which cattle is his?
Dirt on the Bottom of Sora's Shoe

**Dirt on the Bottom of Sora's Shoe** is a sentient piece of dirt.

## Personal Life

Most of the time he stays dormant and doesn't do anything, but on every 5,000th step he makes Sora slip. He hopes to kill Sora someday. He's the true villain of Kingdom Hearts, though they haven't revealed him yet- he will appear in Kingdom Hearts 7: Goofy's Revenge. Goofy kills Sora and Donald because Sora didn’t give Goofy a turn on the Gummiestation V.
The Snapdragons

**The Snapdragons** are an adventuring party based out of Waterdeep. Their leader is Fayez. As NPCs, they are played by Ben P.

## **Members**

* **Fayez**: male human paladin, leader
* **Ewyn**: male human wizard
* **Shava**: female elf ranger
* **Sethrekar**: female dragonborn bard
* **Gubrash**: male half-orc barbarian

## **Episode Appearances**

### **"Greengrass; or New Beginnings" (1x20)**

At Phandalin's First Annual Greengrass Festival, Plan B participates in the gladiatorial combat event "Craven's Crated Creatures". The Snapdragons make up the other competing team. They survive the first two waves but are eliminated during the third and final wave.

After the event, they introduce themselves to Plan B and congratulate them on a well-fought event.

### **"To Waterdeep" (2x01)**

Sildar asks Krisella and Plan B to rendezvous with the Snapdragons in Waterdeep to assist with an investigation of "The Finger Flayer", which is being sponsored by the Lords' Alliance. Plan B agrees.

### **"City of Splendors" (2x02)**

Plan B meets with the Snapdragons in the Yawning Portal tavern in Waterdeep. They agree to participate in the investigation. The Snapdragons reveal that their current plan is to have the two parties split up and head to two different parts of the city, each bringing with them a Tarnian youth to use as bait.

The heroes clash with the Finger Flayer, who abducts the youth and escapes, killing him shortly after. They rush to the Snapdragons' location to warn them.

### **"Of Revenants and Revenge" (2x03)**

Shaken from their encounter with the killer, Plan B spends the day researching revenants and any connections the Tarnian youth may have had to the Flayer. They report their findings to the Snapdragons.

### **"Hitching a Ride" (2x04)**

The Snapdragons meet up with Plan B again and notify them that, due to Krisella's personal history with the killer, the Lords' Alliance has decided to remove them from the investigation. Fayez thanks the heroes for their service, and hints that they may yet be a crucial key to apprehending the suspect.
Faceless One

## The Faceless One

**The Faceless One** is a being with a gruff voice that always comes out at night and hugs everyone he finds. He likes to hug them and tells people nice things to make them feel better.

## Personal Life

The Faceless One sometimes reveals his face, but only for a second. He can't really handle sunlight, and has to wear SPF 1,000 sunscreen. If he keeps his face exposed for too long, he'll--- AHHHHHH! Great, now his face is burned.

## Quotes

* "What, you thought I was evil? Not everyone who talks like this and is a faceless one is evil!"

## Appearances

* 10/22/18 [watch clip]
* 03/04/19 [watch clip]
Johnny the Jonathan

**Johnny the Jonathan** likes to eat sandwiches with cheese and more cheese.

## Personal Life

Johnny the Jonathan has recently had something stuck in his throat, but he can't tell what it is. He's been making furball-type gestures with his throat to try to get it out. He's never ingested liquid in his whole life, and he thinks liquid is the devil. That might be part of the issue.
Evil Villain Extraordinaire

**Evil Villain Extraordinaire** is the leader of the Evil Villain Committee in his town.

## Personal Life

Evil Villain Extraordinaire lives in Supertropolis Central City, where he is the leader of the Evil Villain Committee. He makes villains in a factory, and then sends them out to different comic book cities to do their evil deeds. He's kind of run out of ideas for villains at this point though, and most of the villains he creates now are pretty lame. He doesn't want to name names because he might hurt their feelings, but they know who they are.

Evil Villain Extraordinaire is thinking about moving into a new line of work- he wants to start a farm that grows construction paper. Some people may say that would just mean growing regular trees, but those people clearly don't know anything about farming.
Action Packed Jerry

**Action Packed Jerry** is a man who doesn't explode every five seconds, but someone else in the world does.

## Personal Life

Action Packed Jerry has been cursed by a witch, who made it so that he never has to eat food or sleep anymore, but every five seconds someone else in the world explodes. They don't actually die, but they get very hot for a second and have to cool themselves down. It's inconvenient but hey, at least it doesn't happen to him!
Guy On The Radio in ZombiU

This is the photo he shows people so they'll think he isn't a cockroach.

**Guy On The Radio in ZombiU** is a cockroach who tells you to get items for him.

## Personal Life

You may have been surprised to learn that he's not a man and is, in fact, a cockroach who sits in front of a radio microphone. He can't go out and get stuff for himself, so he needs you. Does that make you feel bad enough for him to go get the items? What if he told you he had no money, because he's a cockroach and would have nowhere to put it? That doesn't work either? What if he told you he was the last cockroach on Earth? That's not true, but he does need you. He'll pay you- not in money, but in wisdom.
Antonio Angry Alien

**Antonio Angry Alien** is an alien who conquers planets.

## Personal Life

Antonio Angry Alien came from the planet of Aardvark-7. He's not here to make friends- he's looking to conquer every planet he finds. Please hide in a hole or something while he takes over your planet. He came with no army and no weapons, so if you'd be so kind as to just hand your planet over, he'd appreciate it. Please do your part and cooperate.
Assassin's Creed Series

**Assassin's Creed** is an action-adventure stealth video game franchise played by Nick on stream from the beginning of his channel. It is the longest-running gameplay series on The Voice of Nick channel.

**Watch This Playthrough: Assassin's Creed Series Episodes**

## Games in Series

These are the games Nick has played on stream so far:

*Note: Nick began his playthrough series of Assassin's Creed during the DLC of Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag.*

* Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag
* Assassin's Creed Unity
* Assassin's Creed Rogue
* Assassin's Creed Syndicate
* Assassin's Creed Origins
Fiery Sword Johnson

He looks kind of like this, except if the sword was growing out of his shoulder.

## Physical description

### Species

90% Man, 10% Fire Sword

**Fiery Sword Johnson** is a man who has a fiery sword growing out of his left shoulder.

## Personal Life

Fiery Sword Johnson's shoulder sword is named Johnson. When Fiery Sword Johnson goes into battle, he carries a shield in one hand and a Starbucks latte in his other hand- he doesn't need a sword in any of his hands because he already has one on his shoulder. He gestures sharply with his shoulder to swing his sword. The only problem is that the left side of his face gets really hot because the fire on his fire sword never goes out. He also can't sleep in a bed or go into flammable places. Other than that though, with a little air conditioning he's fine.

## Family Ties

Fiery Sword Johnson is the brother of Wallet Johnson and the official mascot of Wallet Johnson's Used Car Dealership / Umbrella Emporium.