Lime

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Lime is a major antagonist in One Last Ejaculation, formerly a major character and protagonist. She debuted in late season 3 of One Last Ejaculation. Her online image is represented usually by Sirius Gibson from Witch's Heart.

## Appearance

Lime, in the few videos and photos shown of her, appears to be the long lost daughter of Nikocado Avocado and Chris-Chan. She has very short brown hair. The only clothes she's been seen wearing is a grey t-shirt with the words, "IT'S CALLED THINKING - YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME."

## Personality

Lime is an evil masturbate, having done many horrible things just for the sake of entertainment. So far, Lime has not caused any major wars. However, she seems to be plotting something evil as of season 5 episode 12.

## Backstory

Lime was born in 234 BCE in Ancient Rome and raised by a pack of ostriches. Throughout her childhood she caused trouble for her town: dumping rat poison in the aqueducts when she was 6 and enslaving a rival horde of geese when she was 7. She also fingered a horse. Age 12. At age 15, she made the first ever pizza in human history. This was a moment she cherished for the rest of her life. She slowly rose to power in Ancient Rome, becoming Rome's secret 13th emperor. Due to her future actions, historians covered up her existence entirely. With her power, she singlehandedly created the country of Croatia. During the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, she was seen whipping Jesus. Judas claims that Lime offered him 12 bobux in order to betray Jesus. Eventually, she was overthrown and hung due to accusations of her being a witch after not aging. However, she survived the execution and went into hiding in rural England until 1523, when she fingered King Henry VIII. She was promptly hung again, only to once again survive and go into hiding until 1684, when she came out of hiding, changed her name, and lived publicly in the small town of Salem, Massachusetts until 1692. She reported to the town's mayor that a group of nuns living in the northern region of the town could possibly be witches. This led to the Salem Witch Trials, where 19 of Lime's neighbors were brutally executed. Afterwards, she moved to Egypt and fucked King Tutankhamun in his grave. News on Lime in the next 80 years is scarce. However, we do know that she was secretly married to Marie Antionette. Later, she caused the Irish Potato Famine by shoving all of Ireland's potato supply up her ass. 63 years later, Lime planted an iceberg in the Atlantic Ocean, directly in the path of the Titanic, leading to the deaths of 1496 innocent passengers. Lime's crimes against humanity caused her to be hired by Russian scientists, where she participated in the Russian Sleep Experiment. Years later, she went undercover and killed 37 people under the alias "The Zodiac Killer". Her prior work in the Russian Sleep experiment led to her being hired by the Russian government. She was put in charge of a Russian city's nuclear power supply. She and an unknown assailant snuck into her workplace in the middle of the night and sabotaged all of the technology, leading to a nuclear meltdown. This event was later dubbed, "The Chernobyl Disaster". Lime has been quiet ever since. However, experts say she could be planning a massive, wide-scale event sometime in the next 50 years. Until more evidence is surfaced, only time will tell. In the newest installment, the "Limencalamity" Arc, Lime goes on to rival with the OLE server.

## Quotes

"I'm lubing it up." Lime to Zion

"'Making a pizza isn't that impressive' yeah fuck off cunt." Lime's remark to Bella

"YOU ARE A CUNT"

"do you wanna see a Zion Mome"

"im gonna sabotage for you take this opportunity to kil then run" A recording taken from an unknown assailant's bodycam of Lime's voice dated minutes before the Chernobyl Disaster.

"why is everyone dead"

"Spare bobux Jaeorcy?"

"I was on cams the whole time"

"I'm a strategical mastermind" Lime in Among Us