Fear The Bed Bugs

## Plot

Aiden witnesses bed bugs crawling out of his bed.

## Script

INT. MASON'S HOUSE - AIDEN'S ROOM - NIGHT

[Aiden is in his pajamas, sleeping peacefully in his crib. That's until he begins to scratch uncontrollably. The scratching stops for a few seconds, until he actually wakes up, sits up, and scratches even more, groaning.]

Aiden: "Owiee.. me itchy."

[Aiden unzips the top of his onesie and sees small bite marks on him. He looks at them confused as he soon sees a bed bug on the top of his crib rails. He tilts his head and stands up, looking at the bed bug.]

Aiden: "Small bug!"

Bed bug: "Small?? No way! I'm a big bug!"

Aiden: "Nuh-uh. Small bug."

Bed bug: "I am a big bug. And I suck the blood out of your tiny body."

Aiden: "Why?"

Bed bug: "Because I am a bed bug. It's what I do."

Aiden: "Why?"

Bed bug: "Because I need to survive!"

Aiden: "Why?"

Bed bug: "I... I don't know kid! But I will suck out all the blood from your body if you don't stop asking questions!"

Aiden: [Gasps] "No.."

Bed bug: "Yess!"

[The bed bug laughs maniacally, until Aiden grabs his teddy bear and smashes the bed bug.]

Bed bug: "Ow..."

Aiden: "Bad bug! Bad bug!"

[Upon hearing the commotion, Mason walks into Aiden's room.]

Mason: "Mason.. what is all that noise? It's 3am! You should be asleep.."

Aiden: "Can't. Bad bug."

Mason: "What did you say?"

Aiden: "Bad bug."

Mason: "Wait... did you mean bed bug??" [Aiden nods] "Where..??"

Aiden: [Lifts up his teddy bear, showing the smashed bed bug] "Bug!"

Mason: "Oh. Well, at least it's dead now. It won't bother you anymore." [Smiles and rubs Aiden's head] "Goodnight, Aiden!"

[Mason leaves the room and closes the door. Aiden shrugs and just lays down, falling back asleep.]

INT. MASON'S HOUSE - AIDEN'S ROOM - MORNING

[Aiden yawns as he wakes up, rubbing his eyes. That's until he starts scratching. He looks confused. He stands up in his crib and looks around. Soon, Mason comes into the room.]

Mason: "Good morning, Aiden!" [Picks him up] "Time to start the day! How about we give you a bath??"

Aiden: "Yay!"

Mason: "Good! Then after we will eat breakfast!"

[Mason carries Aiden out the room. As they are going out, Aiden sees a bed bug on his crib. He gulps in fear.]

INT. MASON'S HOUSE - BATHROOM - MORNING

[Mason is giving Aiden a bath. Aiden is splashing while playing with a boat. While Mason is scrubbing Aiden's arm with a soonge, he notices bite marks, nearly freaking out. Aiden is confused.]

Mason: "Aiden? Did you see anymore bed bugs last night?"

Aiden: "One!"

Mason: "One?? Well that's one aggressive bed bug..."

INT. MASON'S HOUSE - AIDEN'S ROOM - DAY

[Aiden is chewing on his toy blocks, as he then places the block on his small tower. He looks up and his face is full of shock. His crib is nearly infested with bed bugs. He screams in fear, as Mason immediately runs in, holding a bat.]

Mason: "What happened?! Who is it?!"

[Aiden points to his crib. Mason sees the bed bug infested crib. A few bed bugs are laughing evilly.]

Mason: "Oh, you evil little critters! Leave my baby bro alone!"

[Mason starts hitting the crib with the bat, as Aiden watches in horror. The crib was cracking and breaking as Mason kept hitting it. Mason realizes this isn't working as he groans.]

Mason: "Aiden? Wanna go play with your friends?"

[Aiden nods excitedly.]

INT. STEVIE AND JULIE'S HOUSE - DAY

[A confused Julie and Stevie are holding Aiden, as Mason who is outside of the house, is smiling.]

Mason: "Thanks for watching Aiden, bye!"

[Mason closes the door, as Stevie and Julie look at each other and shrug, as they take Aiden in.]

INT. MASON'S HOUSE - AIDEN'S ROOM - DAY

Mason: "Now.. i just gotta find a way to-"

[Aiden's crib tips over, and then turns into nothing but dust. Mason holds his bat, with an angry expression on his face.]

Mason: "Okay, that is IT. This mean WAR."

[Mason leaves the room. A few seconds later, he comes back with a chainsaw.]

Mason: "Say hello to SAWYER!!"

[Mason turns it on, as he puts it on the pile of bed bugs. Some of them are killed, as he continues. While he is sawwing them, the chainsaw stops. Mason is confused as he lifts it up and it is broken in half.]

Mason: "BARNACLES!! YOU RUINED SAWYER!!"

[The bed bugs pile up more and then they attack on Mason, as he yelps.]

INT. STEVIE AND JULIE'S HOUSE - DAY

[Aiden, Lucas, Jonah, Finn, and Ryan are in the living room, talking.]

Lucas: [Baby talk] "Why did you have to stay here?"

Aiden: [Baby talk] "Bad bugs."

Lucas: [Baby talk] "Bad bugs?"

Finn: "Wait.. what are bad bugs??"

Aiden: [Facepalms, baby talk] "Bad bugs! The bugs that bite you when you are sleep! And laugh.."

Ryan: [Baby talk] "Wait.. do you mean.."

Finn: "Bed bugs!"

Jonah: [Slams fist on floor, baby talk] "I HATE those bugs.."

Aiden: [Baby talk] "You guys had them before??\*

Finn: "Yes, they kept me up ALL night one time! I couldn't sleep! One kept laughing at me and the other one was singing! For some reason.."

Aiden: [Baby talk] "Ouch.. I hope my big bro is okay.."

INT. MASON'S HOUSE - AIDEN'S ROOM - DAY

[Mason is covered in scractches and bites. He is holding a bat while shivering.]

Mason: "I warned you one.. and I warned you twice.. and you still didn't listen to me.. now if i have to warn you ONE more time.. it will be the end of you.."

[The bed bugs are laughing at him.]

Mason: "HAHAHAH!! You won't be laughing when you are little dust mites!! Now.. leave this house!"

[A bed bug jumps on him and bites him.]

Mason: "OKAY!! YOU ASKED FOR IT!!"

[Mason takes out a big gun. Cut to the outside of the house. Shooting sounds and booms are heard, and even the bed bugs are heard screaming. An elephant sound is heard, and a cat yowling. Soon enough, the whole house explodes, which leaves Mason standing there, with burn marks, bug bites, and scratches. His eye twitches. He looks around, feels on his body, seeing no signs of bed bugs. Julie is shown holding Aiden while walking up to Mason's house.]

Julie: "Hi, Mason! Aiden was asking for you so I brought him ba- Woah!! Nice house renovation!"

Mason: [Eye twitches again and smiles] "Thaankkss... and thanks for watching him." [Takes Aiden]

Julie: "Anytime!" [Walks away humming happily]

Mason: [Sighs] "Well, Aiden. We don't have a house anymore but at least the bed bugs are gone!"

[A tiny little bed bug crawls on Mason's face.]

Tiny bed bug: "Hi!"

[Mason's face turns red and he has an angry expression as steam comes out his ears. Aiden looks worried as he just covers his ears. Cut to outer space.]

Mason: "FFF\*\*KKKKKKKKK!!!"

[The episode ends.]