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Lorkhan

Lorkhan was the God of Creation within the Omniverse. He was a contender for King of the Gods before his demise at the hands of Akatosh. He was formed, like all the Gods, at the very beginning of the Omniverse by The Employers. It is not known how this occurred but Lorkhan came to understand that Akatosh, the God of Time was in fact Chraunor, one of the Employers. He kept this knowledge himself for a time but eventually decided to confront Akatosh in front of the other Gods. However, the minute he set out to do this he was instantly obliterated by Chraunor. Every fragmented piece of him became one of the Star-Torn, excluding his heart which drifted through space for many years until landing on Earth and being used by the Humans there to power the Bass Pro Shops Pyramid in order to utilize the $5 Chalupa Box gifted by them by then-God of Chaos Jared Fogle in order to overthrow their dragon overlords.
Hi

Hi was the god of Fishes and Sea Life. Hi lurked in the Depths of the Atlantic Ocean, disguised among the other plants and animals of the lightless realm. Hi ventured above the surface only rarely, usually being found beached on North Atlantic coasts, repeatedly exclaiming "Hi" at gradually increasing volumes until it was returned to the ocean.
Saul Goodman

Saul Goodman was a notorious lawyer and later, Governor of Waifuria Prime. He lived 102 years, fairly old for a human, and made his mark on the Omniverse.

### Small-Time Lawyer in Albuquerque

From 18 BB to 16 BB, Saul practiced law in Albuquerque under the name 'Jimmy McGill'. By 12 BB, Jimmy had become Saul Goodman. Saul served the omnipresent divine entity G-Man during this time, and he reduced the G-Man's sentence by nearly 13,000 years. afterwards, the two started their own law firm, G-Man and Goodman, Partners at Law.

More info on his time at G-Man and Goodman, Partners at Law here.

### Love Life

Saul developed feelings for G-Man during their 30-odd years together. The two began a romantic relationship over the course of... well, I'm really not at liberty to say <3

[INFO REDACTED BY AUTHOR 3300; REASON: PRIV. INFO]

### Retirement

After he parted ways with the G-Man in 40 A.B., Saul retired to a quaint village in rural Maine. It was the same spot he and G-Man had initially set up their law firm at. Saul granted gubernatorial authority to G-Man Alpha in his asbence. Saul lived out the remainder of his days peacefully. After a few years, he decided to return to Waifuria Prime, one last time. Saul knew his time was limited and he wanted to see the G-Man's face once more. Unfortunately, Saul had only just stepped out of his transport when he was shot and killed by a rogue Christian.

### Unforeseen Consequences

The Christian had been a child when Saul (and G-Man) had stripped the Christian Children's Foundation for Cancer Research of all of its funds in the lawsuit 'Horse MK.2. Versus C.C.F.C.R.' The Christian had suffered tremendous loss due to this action. The Christian had lived a life of rage and despair, and found solace in his vengance against Saul. Ironically, Saul's demise was a direct result of his own actions. Unforeseen Consequences...

G-Man Alpha held a funeral for Saul in his former law office. Tens of thousands of sentients paid their respects to Saul. G-Man, however, was not among them.
Pac-Man Party

***Pac-Man Party*** is a party game by Namco Bandai Games released on the Nintendo Wii in 2010. It is similar to the *Mario Party* series and *Monopoly* games for the Wii. There are numerous bright and colorful maps to choose from, such as a desert oasis and a glacial bay. When the disc is left out under the Blood Moon, the screams of the damned can be heard clearly echoing from it.

## Possession

When an entity of any origin comes within 15 feet of the disc on the Blood Moon, the essence of the Legume immediately takes control of the sentient. The corporal form of said entity remains alive, but it's soul is crushed by the magnificence of the Legume within picoseconds. However, the soul will slowly die until the second the sun peaks over the horizon, at which point it immediately vanishes. Those unfortunate enough to have been possessed are said to wander the streets aimlessly, pointing towards Alpha Centauri, until the moon finally sets and they are finally freed from their prolonged, torturous, laborious death.
Wojakia

The Wojak Isles, often referred to colloquially as 'Wojakia,' 'Soychudville', or 'Wojo', were a cluster of lushly forested isles located in the southeastern Mediterranean sea. They were home to the Wojak people, a rare homonid species thought extinct until their discovery by scientist Charles Darwin in 190 BB. Upon their discovery, the Wojaks began interbreeding with Humans leading to many humans having between 2-4% Soy DNA in their veins. However, in certain cases interbreeding between Wojak and Human led to a motley subspecies referred to only as 'Soyjak'. These creatures had soy bones and soy blood and were banished to the Wojak island of Chudsylvania, as their vocabulary consisted only of the word 'Actually'.

## Agriculture

The warm temperatures and lush climate of the Wojak Isles lent themselves well to growing one crop in particular- Soy. In fact, Soy was the only crop which thrived on these otherwise barren isles, and so comprised the majority of the diet of the Wojak people. This is thought to have been a major reason for the Soyliness of the Soyjak subspecies.
Marjorie Taylor Greene

Marjorie Taylor Greene was a United States Congressperson and Dark MAGA High Priestess with a sub-Millings level of intelligence, frequently exhibiting dangerous levels of brainrot which were so catastrophic that she was quarantined from the rest of congress during her entire tenure.

Marjorie Taylor Greene enjoyed spinning conspiracy theories about her fellow congresspeople, as well as working around the clock to prevent any binding legislation being put in order to help the United States. She was a big fan of G-Anon, and reportedly had a body pillow of a G-Man which she had intercourse with (after her Great MAGA King plushie got his turn, of course). It's thought she was planning for a DVRK takeover during the January 6th Insurrection, but instead, the Mummy rose to power, taking advantage of her generous dismantling of the United States institutions and seizing absolute power within a decade.

Marjorie Taylor Greene was taken to an unknown realm by the Grand Nihilanth during the Dark MAGA siege on the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid.
The Final Moment

The Final Moment was the end of the Omniverse and annihilation of all matter and light in existence. It occurred shortly after the Legume was destroyed by the essence of the Aubergine in the Biden Incident on December 31, 999,999 AB.

### Instantaneous Destruction of the Omniverse

The Final Moment was approximately 5 seconds long. During these five seconds, all time, space, energy, and matter crumbled, after Joe Biden had drained the Omniverse of Energy in his late-stage Legumish Incarnate. Individual Protons and neutrons dissipated into nothingness, and the Omniverse ended with a peaceful, slow envelope of darkness.

In this moment, The Employers, as their final Omniversal action, contacted our universe, and asked us to create a Wiki chronicling the history of the Rick Hernia Omniverse, so that it would be remembered for years to come.

### Ramifications for the Ice Cream Industry

This was not good for the ice cream industry.
Lithuanian Polyphony Theory

The Lithuanian Polyphony Theory was a proposed hypothesis as to why the sea levels were rising in 3 A.B. The theory argued that the only possible explanation for rising sea levels was the duplication, and subsequent placement into Earth's oceans of numerous identical copies, of European Baltic nation Lithuania. It was proposed by J.F. Sweets' Environmental Relations Department at the annual Climate Change Summit for Change in Berlin. Unfortunately, the images on the diagram presented at the summit were of Latvia, not Lithuania. Regardless, the world leaders (who were all in the pockets of lobbyists and oil tycoons) voted this the most likely cause for sea level rise, and began preparations to destroy these so-called duplicate Lithuanias.

The crusade against these Lithuanias would cease with the formation of the Waifurian Empire and the subsequent deregulation of all other world governments.
The Bakery

The Bakery was a high-tech underground research laboratory located above the Enclave's Bidenkeep on Exegar. The Bakery was the site of numerous war crimes and human rights violations, most of which were performed at the hands of the horrendous Enclave Director of Scientific Affairs (and Mummy's right-hand cyborg) Ellis. The most prominent purpose of the Bakery was the creation of a wretched synthetically-enhanced Clone Army of Joe Bidens, who were deployed by the New Waifurian Order in 999,955 AB, with the onset of the 3rd Great META War. The Joe Bidens possessed many rotten powers; including but not limited to SuperSniffing Abilities, (sucking of opponents inward through inhalation), Ice Cream Spiderwebs, and Blinding Blonde Leg Hair. The Bidens comprised roughly 1/3 of the Enclave's invasion fleets. The Enclave Bidenclones beseeched the Galaxy to sympathize with their cause by bombing civilian centers and funnelling money into puppet governments on planets across the Omniverse.
Retainers

The Retainers were otherworldly beings tasked with keeping souls within the Nowhere, as to avoid any soullean leakage events.

## Duties

As stated previously, Retainers were responsible for preventing the escape of any souls from the Nowhere, as well as preventing anyone or anything from entering it. They were also tasked with maintaining the safety of the Grand Steward 24/7. All of their orders came directly from the Grand Steward, and they behaved moreso like a hivemind than actual individual beings.

## Behaviors

The oldest of the Retainers do exhibit forms of individuality, possibly from their minds learning to resist the influence of the Grand Steward. Retainers separated from the Grand Steward typically display erratic and violent behaviors. Frequently attacking the lost souls traversing the Nowhere. Oftentimes, this results in Hivemind-adjacent Retainers being sent to eliminate their newly-sentient brother. On rare occasions, sentient Retainers are peaceful and are largely curious, displaying childlike traits such as a high amount of curiosity. These Retainers are often left alone by the hivemind and it is theorized that there could be rogue Retainer "clans" out in the wastes of the Nowhere although no proof of this has ever been documented.

## Abilities

Retainers frequently exhibit superhuman strength and speed, however the oldest of the Retainers exhibit supernatural abilities such as teleportation, shapeshifting, and telekinesis, even being able to hijack the minds of lesser beings to assist them in combat. Retainers also exhibit a limited form of regeneration, for as long as their brain remains intact their entire body can be regenerated. However, parts of the brain itself cannot be regenerated so if any form of damage is inflicted to a Retainer's brain it will be permanent. Their flesh and bone are significantly more durable than the average human, with even the youngest of Retainers being entirely bulletproof to small arms fire. The eldest of Retainers have been seen enduring complex magical attacks as well as explosions without so much as a scratch.

## Life Cycle

Retainers are born directly from the Grand Steward, immediately replacing any missing or dead Retainers. They are formed directly into the body they will keep for most of their lives. It is only around 200 years old that a Retainer will become an Elder and begin showcasing the respective abilities and resistances. Typically Retainers do not live past 450, as they are not subject to the Omniversal Mortal Enhancement Protocol which makes all mortal beings incapable of dying of old age. This is because it is frequently argued if the Retainers are even truly alive or not. The oldest known Retainer was believed to have reached an age of around 520-530.

## Hobbies

They were known to frequently throw rocks at lost souls for fun.
Desert Couch Theorem

The Desert Couch Theorem was a proposed explanation to the reason that couches began growing around the greater Albuquerque area. The Theorem states that due to the high volume of dissonance energy leaking through the Albuquerque Black Holes, couches began growing on the local cacti.

### Couch Yield

The couches became the centerpiece of Albuquerque's economy. Every year, the farmers of Albuquerque would harvest roughly 3,000-4,000 couches. Near the final years of Albuquerquian habitability, the yield was upwards of 11,000 couches; however most couch farmers began falling violently ill during this time.

### Couch Monster

By 47 AB, Albuquerque was a completely off-limits area, and Waifurian guards were stationed outside of the city with Anti-Nonsense armor suits. During their shifts, the guards would take breaks by sitting on the overgrown desert couches.

This habit ended after the Couches began mutating and growing appendages, such as human-like arms and teeth. This was a disturbing development, to put it lightly, and after a Waifurian soldier was consumed by Couch #2,024,343, a War on Couches was declared.

### War On Couches

The War On Couches began and ended rather quickly, as atomic bombs were dropped on Albuquerque, killing the couch monsters. At least, most of them...
Raxus Milluk

General Raxus Milluk was a Slovenian Cybertron responsible for leading the Waifurian Incursion of the Andromeda Galaxy in 20,010 AB, during the Great META War 2. Milluk was a fifth-generation synthezoid, having been formed from the combined consciouses of five of the greatest Waifurian Military Minds in history- who were unwillingly captured and lobotomized, in order to construct Raxus.

### Personality

Raxus was a supremely intelligent being, with an IQ of 302. Raxus was a cunning military commander, and famously had never lost a war in nearly 700 years of service. When not working or studying military history, Raxus frequently played chess against himself inside of his head. For reasons unknown to science, Raxus was also addicted to the hit Mobile Game 'JF's Kandy Krush!', a pointless cash-grab match-3 game with which he wasted approximately 2 hours of every day.
Shieff Peak

Shieff Peak was a large mountain on Dutt Kroasis. It was a significant religious site for the local Dutt Kroasians, and was the only area on the planet that was not eventually strip mined for Bismuth. When Hunter Biden first arrived on Dutt Kroasis, he landed on the sacred peak, which greatly displeased the locals.
Onmoh Sab

Onmoh Sab was the North American god of plentiful harvest, and Chairman of the Council of Gods. Warshipped for centuries under Old Earth's Imperium America Aeterna, Onmoh Sab brought bountiful feasts and lush crop yields to the people of North America. Onmoh Sab conferred often with the Great MAGA King, and the two worked together to develop a cruelty-free Great American Steak Alternative. Trump eventually abandoned the project when he realized it was not meat.

Onmoh Sab was fired from his position as God of Plentiful Harvest after the Council of Gods found him guilty of insider trading on the potato stock market. Michael Jackson was his predecessor, but after Michael Jackson's corpse vanished Onmoh Sab was reinstated.
Vilmar

Vilmar was a small, dust-shrouded planet, orbiting a white dwarf star in the Andromeda galaxy. The dust of Vilmar was comprised of a highly sought-after type of pure gold. However, the planet was in Combine occupied territory, and, as per the C.O.C.K. Protection act, gold-seeking trespassers were shot and hung on pikes.

Vilmar was the site of Foo.
The Board of Waifuria

The Board of Waifuria was a governing body and later a tyrannical intergalactic empire based in North America. It had five representatives, one elected from each major country; those being the United States, Canada, Mexico, Ohio, and Jacksonville Florida.

1 A.B, Members of The Board
Acting Rep.- Moose #3224

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. The Board's main center of operations was Memphis, Tennessee, where they operated out of the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid (Second Instance). The peak of the pyramid was the Chairman's chambers, usually occupied by Joe Biden. The Board at first had no real jurisdiction, but over time they gained more and more power, although that was not completely intentional on their part.

### The Imperial Era

In 1 A.B., Joe Biden declared Democracy was a "load of malarkey" and then the position of Chairman of the Board (as well as President of the United States) was promptly erased. He declared himself the new "overlord of North America". This began the age of Board of Waifuria Imperalism. Biden immediately began ordering deep space expeditions, and in 3 A.B. an American ship entered the Ghetsin-Todd Solar System. A year later, construction was completed on Biden's gigantic space station, Waifuria Prime. Ohio, Mexico, Canada, and the United States were all consumed into this new unilateral North American Overlorddom. In fact, the only nation in North America with a fully functioning autonomous government was Jacksonville Florida. In 10 A.B., the Board of Waifuria was dissolved and North America became the Waifurian Empire.
Orangubangarangutan

Orangubangarangutan was a little-known Primate Music Producer who viewed Keith Cumshoes and Rick Hernia as his archnemeses. However, neither of them even knew who Orangubangarangutan was and, when Orangubangarangutan confronted them during a meet and greet, he was shot in the head by a Waifurian guard and permanently bound to a wheelchair. Orangubangarangutan continued producing music though, and found late-life success as a Percussionist in the Musical Group 'Meatball Mike and the Chicken Wings'. Orangubangarangutan passed away in a violent manner when a drumstick impaled his eyeball and intermingled with the back of his brain. His bandmates held a traditional Orangutan funeral for him and dressed his corpse in orange juice and milk, before attaching a carboard cutout of Keith Cumshoes to their dearly departed friend, dousing Orangubangarangutan in gasoline, and attaching him to torpedo which shot out into the Hudson Bay. Orangubangarangutan's body was immolated as his favorite musical piece, 'Bangarang' by Skrillex, blasted over a waterproof bluetooth speaker over the frozen waters. The Torpedo shot across the Canadian shield and landed several miles away from Fort Testicle, where Orangubangarangutan was recovered and feasted upon by the Centaurs which inhabited the fort. They greatly disliked Bangarang by Skrillex, and as such took turns pissing on the bluetooth speaker until finally, it gave out, proving once and for all that nothing is truly waterproof if you piss on it enough.
Nex Kroasis

Nex Kroasis was a medium-sized planet composed out of largely recycled materials. Orbiting one of the last stars, the Red Dwarf 'Michael', Nex Kroasis had become a stronghold for lifeforms during the final days of the Omniverse. It had one major city, Xannis'sia a DD-3 HYPNUS, which was described as a 'bustling hub of color and sound'.
Scourge of Discorthia

The Scourge of Discorthia was a Class V5 Cryptoid which roamed the rogue planet Discorthia. The Scourge of Discorthia, while blind, had an extraordinary sense of hearing. It could hunt its prey from up to a mile away. Unfortunately, the Scourge of Discorthia began suffering from hearing loss due to the egregious Skybass of Subwoofer City. Eventually, it required the use of seventeen hearing aides on its various orifices.

After a time, even these were no longer helpful to the Scourge of Discorthia, and it was forced to retire from hunting and began a successful career as a soup chef.
Mohammad Rajab Wali

Mohammad Rajab Wali was the founder and longtime ruler of the middle eastern nation of Kurdistan, as well as a prominent figure in the Anti-Waifuria Brigade. An avid political mind, he frequently clashed with Joe Biden and publicly criticized Biden's meteoric seizure of power in 1 AB.

## Kurdistan

After many Middle-Eastern nations destroyed one another, following several coups and wars instigated by the United States Government, Wali organized a legion of Kurds from across the Middle East and led a movement of rebuilding, creating a new Kurdish state, Kurdistan, in 2 BB.

### George W. Bush

This new Kurdish state had an agenda against the West- and namely former U.S. President George W. Bush. Wali printed banners of Bush's face with various hideous adornments which cannot be written here.

### Anti-Waifuria Brigade

Wali hated imperialism. As you can imagine, he was rather infuriated when Joe Biden declared himself Overlord of North America and began seizing large swaths of land across the planet. Wali started a movement he called the Anti-Waifuria Brigade, which brought awareness to the corruption of Joe Biden and the crumbling Board of Waifuria,

## Man in the Shadows

Wali often worked from the shadows, leading his country by posting cryptic videos on social media and instructing his followers to assassinate prominent corrupt world figures.

Wali spent most of his time in Texas U.S.A, where he talked about Kurdistan every day.

## Joe Biden, Wake Up

In 1 AB, Wali posted a viral video attacking Joe Biden, who had recently annexed Canada into his North American Overlorddom. The following is a transcript of this video.

WALI: Joe Biden. Joe Biden. Joe Biden. Joe Biden. This m-message from Mohammad Khanaqin, full face of Kurdistan, for you Joe Biden.

WALI: Joe Biden. Joe Biden. Wake Up. Nine Eleven. Today-sion Day, what happened 2001, This is Wali PUK, that's your biological son, Texas USA. Twenty Four Seven, every day, I'm wake up in USA.

WALI: George W. Bush, did make a Nine Eleven.

WALI: You go check up in the docteur, you have two yeal. Your life is two yeal.

WALI: Two yeal from now, from today, to... two yeal, uhh one yeal six mone, over two yeal. You life. After this one, you pass away. Yu’go check the, check up in the docteur, Dis message from, um, Mohammad Khanaqin full face of Kurdistan. You do, do you...good job for da U.S.A, for the fifty a-state in two yeal, yu do purr down Iran for us, we wanna Kurdistan is uhhh new country, no more... Iran, no more Iraq, no more Turkey, no more Surrey, fullpo face of Kurdistan will gib you...

After this video went viral, many U.S authorities began searching for Wali, as they believed he had threatened Joe Biden's life. Wali remained a free man, and soon moved to Kurdistan, where he took office as President and led the Kurdish people through the Aftertimes.
Ritt Momney

Waifurian Empire

Ritt Momney, Pangeanized as 'Mitch-ell', was a United States Senator from Utah and Magarrish Priest of the Book of MAGA.

In 8 BB, Momney ran in the 2012 United States Presidential Election against Barack Obamna, but lost, very badly. He was later elected as the Senator of the Great Salt State of Utah, where he did not live.
Momney served as Senator for one term, before retiring from public office and becoming a full-time Priest of the Book of MAGA. He served in this capacity for several years under the North American Overlorddom; however, in 10 AB, with the onset of the Waifurian Empire, Momney was declared a "Magarrish Mindmeld' and exiled to the Ghetsin System. This was despite his radical denunciation of the Great MAGA King's foreign and domestic policies; unfortunately for Momney, no one cared, and he was viewed as an Enabler of Magaism.
Sol (The Sun)

Sol, better known as 'The Sun' to the humans, was a middle-class yellow star in the Milky Way Galaxy. It was renowned for having a staggering eight planets, a very high amount for a star.

The Sun, unfortunately, became deeply involved in conspiracy theories as it got older, and became radicalized and thus was pushed away from the rest of the stars in the Supercluster. That is why it took humanity so long to make contact with other races of the Omniverse.
Occidental Roachway

The Occidental Roachway was a classified location with Zero Survivor Status, and was regulated by the Bidonic Overlorddom as a Class DE Dimensional Anomaly. It spanned from the beginning of time to the Final Moment and was used by Time Bandits to traverse dimensions, until Chraunor instituted metal detectors along the Roachway and banned all further use of the path. The only ones allowed to traverse the Anomaly were then cockroaches and pillbugs, and similar insects, who used it to great efficiency to infest previously uninfested rooms, buildings, and neighborhoods.
Tonie

Tonie was one of the murderous animatronics which prowled the London War Crime Emporium. Fashioned in the image of former international terrorist and UK Prime Minister Tony Blair, Tonie possessed many demonic facial features. Tonie was also an incredibly efficient and brutal killer, perhaps leading to his nickname 'Tonie Blur' for the speed and efficacy with which it killed with no remorse, rendering it much like Bushie in this regard.

Tonie was slow at movement until it struck; then, there was no escape from his Excellency.
Matta'a

Matta'a was a small, dark planet on the outer reaches of the Garraxia System. Despite its small mass and low levels of sunlight, Matta'a was a warm and wet place, due to its highly active molten core. Matta'a became the Cryptoid Disposal Planet after Cryptoids were banned from the Waifurian Empire in 99,413 A.B.
The Fleshfall on the National Mall

## Overview

The Fleshfall on the National Mall was a Rotten Event which occurred after Earth's use of the Gigamagnet against the Combine at the End of the Great META War. When metallic Combine snyths (and several thousand unsuspecting civilians) were sucked up to the massive magnet, their flesh was torn off from the speed at which they travelled and thus it rained back down on Washington DC Below, in what historians decried as the Worst Percipitation of All Time.

## Health Code Violation

Egregious quantities of soullean and rotten flesh rained down on the citizens of Earth. This rain was particularly concentrated over Washington DC, due to the Gigamagnet's initial launch site. The National Mall was bathed in 3 feet of organic material, with a total volume being nearly equivalent to the flesh content of 15 Billion People. This led to a grand diaspora of illness and disease, as many unsuspecting civilians began eating this 'sky meat'. Dark MAGA Acolytes believed it to be a Magarrish blessing, and nearly half of their members died in 1 BB because of this. Thankfully, the Washington DC Volunteer Fire Department had 4 hoses and 17 volunteers, and as such were eventually able to disperse with the fleshy loiterances by employing 20-hour work days and cocaine.

## Canadium

Unfortunately, the Brainrotted Prime Minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau, was scheduled to visit DC that weekend to discuss the enduring Ohio Problem. Trudeau and his entourage were rather repulsed by the rotting flesh which lined the streets. He nearly made to leave ; however, the Great MAGA King arrived then in a glorious golden two-wheeled vehicle, the Donald Trump Arrival Device. Trudeau was transported to the White House and met with the Magarrish One, and Grandly So.
Martian Correlation

The Martian Correlation, also known as the Martian Citizens' Force, was a colony of Americans living under a NASA grant in the Martian City of Rhubarb. They were armed with the entire NATO Military fleet from 33 B.B. to 2 B.B. Rhubarb was destroyed during the final battle of the China-Mars Conflict. This forced the Martians to relocate to the Moon of Earth. Here they faced violent discrimination from Lunar Sexbots.
Xebus Fring

Xebus Fring was the son of G-Man (Timefracture Alpha) and Gustavo Fring. He followed in his father's footsteps, running several branches of the Los Pollos Hermanos family of restaurants in the Outer Galaxies. Xebus Fring was also a firm believer in the border world Xen. On his deathbed, his near-immortal father, G-Man Alpha, took him to see the border world, where he was laid to rest.
Mummyplex

Mummyplex was a large commune in Delaware inhabited by Joe Biden superfans. Every six months, the Mummy would visit the Mummyplex. This was a cause of great celebration for the Mummyplex inhabitants, who ran up to him and kissed his skin and toes.

The Mummy and seven lucky superfans would go into a dark, windowless room and emerge several days later.

Oftentimes, the superfans would have chunks of flesh missing when they emerged, or be otherwise impaired. Biden would always return from Mummyplex feeling refreshed and invigorated. The Mummy always picked the healthiest superfans to enter the room with him.

The proprietor, owner, and creator of MummyPlex was not known to the superfans, however we are at liberty to reveal that G-Man (Timefracture Alpha) was behind it.
Francis Merrigold

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Francis Merrigold was a universe-renowned Warshipper. He was known far and wide for his passionate sermons towards the Legume. In addition, he had frequently been known to eat worms.

## Early Life

Born to a Mexican fisherman and a Combine Footsoldier, Francis was guaranteed to have a rather unconventional childhood. However, at a very young age, his childhood became even more tumultuous. A mysterious entity appeared outside of his doorstep one day, and beckoned him into a time portal. Francis spent the rest of his formative years in a stasis chamber, until he reached maturity. At this point, he was instructed on how to properly care for and Bathe the Legume, and became it's primary care provider.
Magarrish Malincarnate

The Magarrish Malincarnate was the second coming of Magarra. He was born from the sundered flesh of a zombified Indian corpse, by the glory of Magarra itself.

the Magarrish Malincarnate wandered India for many years, gathering disciples and spreading the gospel of MAGA to all those who he touched. He was a gigafascist who lead India into an era of Magarrish Dominance.
M.T.O Veterans card

the M.T.O. Veteran’s card was awarded to veterans of the Great Meta War after the end of the war in 1 B.B, and it granted veterans a discount at numerous vendors and companies, including J.F. Sweets and Farmer Charlie’s.

Additionally, the Veteran’s card can be used as a precision knife, due to the top end being approximately 2 atoms thick.
Reality 12

Reality 12 is the reality you, the reader, currently reside in. Fractured from the rest of the Omniverse permanently and irreversibly, Reality 12 exists on a different plane of time and space than the Rick Hernia Omniverse. Reality 12 is notably much less interesting, energetic, and safe in comparison to the Rick Hernia Omniverse.
The Thinker

The Thinker was an allknowing supercomputer and God Ruler of the jungle planet Koe Biden. An Ancient Bwemer technological marvel, The Thinker's complex cybertronic brain was built into the mantle of the planet, enabling it to control weather patterns, temperatures, and terraform terrain at will. The Thinker was also capable of creating temporary microrealities, which it used to teach or intimidate those who approached it. The Thinker was commonly tasked with answering the great questions in life, as well as complex mathematical problems. However, the Thinker was able to answer any question- no matter how dumb.

As a result, the people of Koe Biden became incredibly stupid, and never thought for themselves, electing instead to ask the Thinker everything. They became incredibly dependent on the Thinker, so much so that when it inexplicably went offline in 9103 AB, the entire society of Koe Biden collapsed and a mass famine, infighting, and eventually, nuclear calamity, befell the planet.
Tyren White, PhD

### Work Life

Dr. Tyren White was a head scientist at the Black Mesa Research Facility. Tyren was responsible for the creation of the M.T.O HEV suit and MOMAES, a dimension-shifting power suit. Tyren also developed the long-term Stasis experiment which Gordon Freeman would volunteer for in 0 AB. Tyren was world-renowned for his research on molecular science and quantum physics, but excelled in almost every area of basic physics and chemistry.

Tyren White was a distant descendant of the Postal Dude, and an ancestor to future Waifurian Emperor Walter Hartwell White.

### MOMAES

MOMAES, or Mechanized Orbital Movement Amplifying Exploration Suit, was a high-tech set of armor designed to be worn in high-radiation environments, with the capability to shift between realities and timefractures. Tyren's early tests were wildly successful, however the project was later abandoned when a mysterious power outage to the Black Mesa Facility resulted in all of the MOMAES research materials going missing.

It's thought that the early Waifurian Empire may have sabotaged and stolen the technology, in fear of ordinary people having too much freedom to maneuver as they chose through time and space.

### Immunity to Disease

Tyren altered his own genetic makeup to make himself immune to diseases of almost any kind, and subsequently began smoking cigarettes and drinking alcohol constantly while on the job. Tyren was shunned by his colleagues for these destructive decisions, among other things. Tyren was caught several times snorting Xen crystals in the break room.

### Ostracization by the Scientific Community

Tyren was an incredibly nonchalant and blunt individual, and many of his colleagues found his demeanor frustrating or infuriating. Tyren was always punctual to events he thought were important- but could be dreadfully late to almost everything else. Tyren frequently spilled coffee on himself and his coworkers, in (successful) attempts to aggravate the other scientists, who Tyren often referred to as "stuck up bags of bones".
Max Clot Dignitarium

The Max Clot Dignitarium was a human euthanization centre stationed in Briggards, Massachussetts. The company prided itself on quick, efficient, and painless euthanization of all patients.

## Euthanization

The Euthanization Process was relatively cheap, and cost roughly $5 USD per patient. The Max Clot Dignitarium, as the name suggests, operated by using extra-Greenspill radiation to initiate rapid and exponential blood clots. The entire process took roughly 6 seconds to complete, and had a 44% success rate.

## Failures

The Max Clot Dignitarium was inhabited by numerous freakish half-clotted creatures, (whos euthanizations had gone wrong) including a horrendous thing known as Bill M.

## Closing

The Max Clot Dignitarium was unfortunately shut down in 20 AB, after several years of losing business to the far more successful Albuquerque Black Hole Cluster. The Black Hole Cluster ate up all of the business of the Dignitarium, and the Dignitarium was abandoned for several years, before becoming declared "Bill M World" and permanently shut off from the public.
Sunbender

Sunbender was the Omniversal God of Supernovas.

The son of Kroasis, Sunbender took after his father in meddling with stars. A god by profession, but a basketball player at heart, Sunbender loathed performing his duties of celestial immolation. Although he did not create stars as his father did, he was tasked with their destruction, when the time came. Eventually, Sunbender grew tired of this task, though. He began to 'Make things interesting', as he put it. he would grab large chunks of plasma from the cores of the stars, and play with them like a basketball. This would usually cause the stars to begin to collapse (pictured) from the outside in, as the sudden destabilization triggered a chain reaction in the celestial core.

Sunbender tried out for several American NBA teams, but unfortunately didn't make the cut, due to his being 100 meters tall and dwarving every other basketball player on Earth.
The Rick Hernia Omniverse Wiki

## **The Rick Hernia Omniverse**

The Rick Hernia Omniverse (Otherwise known as Reality 10) is the subject of this Wiki. Here, we explore the many trials and tribulations of the inhabitants of the Rick Hernia Omniverse. Please see our Disclaimer page before adventuring too much further.

Rick Hernia was the Chosen One and a central figure of the Rick Hernia Omniverse. More on Rick Hernia Here.
Uluru

Uluru was a portal to the hollow inner Earth. It was also a top-secret Chinese government research Facility.

When the Nannites recreated New Earth, they made it hollow. This was due to programming they were given in the Chinese Communist Party run factory in which they were built. They created Uluru to be the sole portal between inner and outer Earth.

### Catalyst of the Great META War

When the Australian Government found out about China's secret research facility inside of Uluru in 201 B.B., they were understandably upset. They asked China politely to vacate the premises, to which China responded with several Nuclear Warheads. This led to a small conflict between Australia and China. The Combine, seeing that Earth's nations were weakened, decided to try to invade the planet during this time of weakness. This began the two-hundred year Great META War.

> "I will walk on whatever land I want to walk on."- G-Man (Timefracture Alpha)
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Skylands

The Skylands (sometimes referred to as simply 'Skylands') was a series of dinky rock islands floating through the upper atmosphere of Saturn. They were home to many primitive lifeforms.

## History

Saturn's atmosphere, like its neighbor Jupiter, was home to several civilizations. However, while Jupiter was home to many cloud cities, Saturn instead had lots of primitive, stone-age cultures which were permanently stuck in this era. They suffered what was known as the 'Skyblock Paradox'.

Most of the Skylands were in fact leftover chunks of rock which had once been a part of Saturn's rings. Because of this, these barren space rocks were relatively inhospitable towards life. Nevertheless, microscopic organisms evolved on these desolate rocks, and eventually evolved into the sophisticated but monolithic culture of 'Skylands'.

## Kaos

The Skylands were ruled by Kaos (although, no one really cared about him). He had virtually no power and only succeeded in the occasional astral projection.
Oswald F. Trump

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Dr. Trump

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J.F. Sweets (Stakeholder)

Oswald Fitzgerald Trump, often known simply as 'Ozzy', was a successful businessman and entrepreneur in North America.

Oswald was an exact genetic match to the Great MAGA King. It is thought this was an effort by Magarra to provide a suitable 'backup' host body, should the MAGA King suffer a horrible accident. Born to Fred Trump and Mary Anne MacLeod Trump in 1946, Oswald was raised in New York, New York, with his four siblings. He took after his father and became a successful businessman, eventually launching the tech startup 'META', which would become the most profitable social media company on Earth.

The Great META War was named after this social media site (beforehand, it had been known simply as 'the Horrible War'). This was because the residents of Earth took to streaming attacks and battles live over their smartphones, instead of running from the intergalactic warfare in front of them.

Oswald made billions off of META, and soon bought a considerable (yet undisclosed) share of stock in J.F. Sweets Incorporated, becoming a majority shareholder, and working closely with Geoffrey Eckstein and James Fargo (although Oswald operated behind the scenes, attempting to steer the company away from corrupt and dirty business practices).

In 40 BB, Oswald moved to Portland Oregon, and built a large mansion there, with a beautiful view of the Iron Dildo. Oswald became involved heavily in the local Baptist Church, and, after a time, retired quietly from public life, electing to donate privately to charities of his choice.

Oswald never met the Great MAGA King, despite the two sharing so many close associates. It's thought that this was the result of an Employer's nudging, as Oswald complained during his time at J.F. Sweets of being 'steered away by a man in a suit' or 'teleported' randomly out of rooms (presumable to prevent the two Trumps from meeting).

   Oswald's home and city were consumed in the Portlandification of 20 BB, in which the entire area was hellified and vegan substitutes were lost. Oswald mysteriously vanished. Whether this was due to being boiled alive, or him escaping (or being 'relocated'), it was never determined; however, as Portland Oregon still exists, and his twin Brother was technically Immortal, it's entirely possible that Oswald F. Trump still lives.
New Memphis

New Memphis was a large metropolitan hub on Berrand. Originally constructed by Hunter Biden's slaves from Dutt Kroasis, New Memphis served as Hunter Biden's main base of operations.

Additionally, the city became a popular tourist attraction for being known as the "city that never sleeps". This moniker was in reference to the brightness of Berrand's four suns, which left a warm afterglow in the city skies for hours after the suns set. New Memphis was built on the corpses of the slaughtered inhabitants of Berrand, and was build out of bronze almost entirely using slave labor.

The city's main attraction was Hunter's Divine Palace, which he claimed only 'by coincidence' resembled his late father's Bass Pro Shop Pyramid (Instance II) in Memphis, Tennessee.
Pluto (God)

*Not to be confused with Pluto (Planet) or Pluto (City).*

Pluto was the second god of death and retribution in the Rick Hernia Omniverse (following his disgraced supervisor Hades). Residing in the city of Pluto, which he named after himself, on the planetoid Pluto, which he also named after himself, Pluto ruled over trillions of damned souls for many years.

Pluto retired in 44 AB, after most of the population of Pluto had unfortunately emigrated to Portland Oregon. Pluto then disguised himself as a zombie, and became a member of the Plutonian Soullean Hoodluck Chim Ding Factorium.
Toblernicus Turnbladt

Toblernicus Turnbladt was a Plutonian Philanthropist and member of the High Soullean Council of Greater Waifuria. Toblernicus dedicated his afterlife to philanthropy in many different ways; he donated large sums to nonprofit organizations, community improvement projects, and of course, charities. One of his most generous donations was one of nearly 10 million dollars, which was donated to the Christian Children’s Fund for Cancer Research in 2 BB. I wonder what happened to this ever-so-generous donation?
William Howard Taft

William Howard Taft, otherwise known as William Taft, was an M.T.O footsoldier, and a frequent flyer with Delta airlines. William aged in reverse, and twice as slow as a normal human, but died an unfortunate early death due to a combination of Stage 7 Diabetes and Soul-Hell Embalmment in the Downward Spiral. He was only 132 years old.

Taft served as President of the United States in your universe, but in the Rick Hernia Omniverse, President Not-A-Combine served during his term.

## Biographical information

### Place of death

Body- Christian Children's HospitalSoul- Downward Spiral Infinitesimal Quandry
Leosis

Leosis was the second child of the Author (with Kroasis, his best friend and brother being the first). Leosis was a celestial being gifted with the power of creating planets and moons. Leosis was responsible for the Bwemer extinction in the Bite of ‘87.

## Planetary Pizzeria

Leosis was the owner and proprietor of the Planetary Pizzeria, a highly successful desserts and snacks restaurant. Leosis began this career during his time in Damnation on Pluto, following his expungement of the entire Bwemer race. Leosis eventually expanded his restaurant chain, opening the Restaurant at the End of the Omniverse and running it for hundreds of millions of years.
Paris, France

Paris, France, later known as Perry, France, was a large historical city in northern Europe. It was home to several iconic Earth landmarks, including the Eiffel Tower, Louvre, and Fortnite Cube.

### Renaming

Paris was renamed to Perry, France in 61 A.B. after the fearless leader of Jacksonville Florida, Perry. Ironically, the name was still pronounced exactly the same to the native Parisians, who spoke an ancient dialect comprised of coughing, retching, and “w” sounds.
Penguin Horrors War

The War on Penguin Horrors was a small-scale conflict in 22 AB which occurred after Penguin Horrors crossed the southern Ocean and entered New Zealand. They began slaughtering New Zealanders and conquered the country as their own. The Waifurian Empire sent several Superpredators to quell this conflict. The Superpredators were dismantled by Penguin Horrors within days. Every Waifurian force sent to New Zealand was destroyed quickly.

Eventually, the Waifurian Empire decided to mail an Albuquerque Black Hole to New Zealand. After approximately 33 business days, the Black Hole arrived on the shores of New Zealand and began consuming the Penguin Horrors. The Penguin Horrors were expunged by 24 AB, and New Zealand became an extension of the Antarctic Fallout Zone.
Mummy Malware Blunder

The Mummy Malware Blunder, otherwise known as Y2K, was an unfortunate blunder which occurred at the hands of The Leather Hide Doll in 21 B.B.

## Pawnee

The Mummy Malware Blunder began as a minor power outage. The Terrible Titanic III had leveled the town of Pawnee, Indiana, on it's way (unwillingly) towards Portland Oregon (Pre-hell). Pawnee's power grid (and internet) was understandably offline. The Mummy, then a commander in the United States Armed Forces, deployed a group of navy seals and M.T.O cadets to assist in the rebuilding of this city.

## An Electrifying Surprise

The Brainrotten Pseudostalker of Poor Judgement, in a stroke of pure incredible stupidity, personally traveled to the pile of live wires and burning debris which had once been the Pawnee Electrical Facility. He then sat down, crossed his legs, and put a sparking telephone wire into his mouth.

The Mummy experienced an electrical force equivalent to sixteen lightning bolts in the span of five milliseconds. He was mildly shocked by this, and stood up, feeling a bit peculiar.

Part of the Rotter's soul had entered the electrical grid. This soul fragment was soon hijacked by stray Combine Nanobugs, which began weaponizing the soul's Legumish energy to take out the entire United States power grid.

## Y2K

This development was not discovered until New Year's Eve in 21 BB, when computers across the nation suddenly began going offline, displaying a low-res image of Mummyrot giving the 'thumbs up' symbol to the camera. The United States was entirely offline by midnight, on January 1st, 20 BB. The next day, the entire world was offline. This gave the Combine a massive upper hand in the Great META War.

Due to this technological inconvenience, the balls dropped a bit later than usual.

## Consequences

Old Rot was reprimanded by the Board of Waifuria, and lost all internet privileges.