Hitler

Hitler was generally a jolly man

### Affiliation

The Third Reich, The Fourth Reich, Jackie Chan, Bill Gates, Anne Frank, Mia Khalifa, Jerry Seinfeld, Mia Malkova,

## Biographical information

### Cause of death

Shot himself in the head. Later died of cancer after driving by a Rick and Morty convention

## Physical description

### Eye color

*Unknown*

According to Uncyclopedia, **Adolf "Chuckles" Hitler** (April 20, 1889 – April 30, 1945) was a ~~Austrian~~ German politician and a twat/wanker who served as the Chancellor and *Der Fürher* of Germany from 1933 to 1945. "Chuckles" is also one of the main character's in the Indian hit TV-show "Motu Patlu".

During his term as chancellor, Hitler attempted to purge The Cyber of Jews, Illuminati, And Himself. However, His attempts to purge Jews backfired, As this allowed them to create the Holocaust denial hoax, In which they would have actors deny the holocaust so that they could get international sympathy and strengthen their control of the world.

## Career

Early in his Career, Hitler tried to become a MS painter, Making Kekistan memes to get upvotes on Reddit. His first meme got 2 upvotes. Hitler kept making memes, With his second meme getting 8 upvotes and his third meme got as many as 20. Now that he was getting double digits, He would make a fourth meme. This one would be edgier and cooler than all the other memes! This one would get 50, Maybe even hundreds of upvotes. Sadly, It only got 5 downvotes and 2 comments, 1 saying "Bad meme" and 1 saying "Advice animals in 1922?". Hitler also saw that one of the comments had gained as many as 2 upvotes.

Paul Von Hindenburg, the moderator of f7u12 cum President of the Libertarian German Democratic Republic had him arrested without trial.

This incident caused Hitler to write *Mein Kampf,* A book which starts with a rant about downvotes on reddit, Which then devolves into a weird rant about Jews, The Illuminati and Race. Then it becomes a Naruto Fanfiction.

After Hitler was done with writing a 380 chapter Fanfiction, He got bored so he became the supreme dictator of germany, Took over europe, Invaded russia and had 14 million die on a back-and-forth struggle which ended in his suicide.

## Hitler-Eichmann Schism

Adolf Eichmann, the enigmatic mastermind of the Holocaust, and its denial was a Gumwaa soldier which was not liked by Hitler at all. However his role in murdering Jews and Burning the last reels of Rick and Morty was commendable and hence loved by Hitler. But in 1945, Eichmann was tricked into a mission to suppress The Zionist revolution in the British Mandate of Palestine, where he was sentenced to death. Hitler had abandoned him. After escaping the clutches of the Zionists he encountered Pickle Rick.

## Legacy

Hitler's life as been adapted into Anime and his inspiring battle against the Illuminati has caused many (even clocks) to Worship him as a protest to the dominant religion of Judaism, And he has become the symbol of European culture.

His Naruto fanfiction *Mein Kampf* was extremely well received and has served as the basis of Presidencies ever since, With many modern presidents having written their own adaptations of it. Many FBI agents have reportedly been named after Hitler. And he has given birth to Luke, The main character of Star Trek.

Hitler's life has inspired people to become Artists. In most Christmases, Many kids ask for Hitler to be resurrected.

## References

1. ↑ https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Hitler
2. ↑ According to oral tradition in Reddit, Hitler wasn't that bad because he killed Hitler.
3. ↑ Also known as (((Holocaust Deniers)))
4. ↑ I know your secret, Israel.
5. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/7cu0zw/why\_do\_you\_downvote/
6. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern\_Front\_(World\_War\_II)#Casualties
7. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/770p3t/apparently\_hitler\_is\_an\_anime\_girl/
8. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/5a1b5c/haha\_hitler\_funney/
9. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/5zec40/dae\_hitler/
10. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/6o760w/european\_culture\_hitler/
11. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/737hqt/because\_being\_a\_prick\_makes\_you\_as\_bad\_as\_hitler/
12. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/73busp/haha\_he\_said\_hitler\_xd/
13. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/4x2pxr/its\_funny\_because\_hitler/
14. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/68gn59/its\_funny\_because\_its\_hitler\_guys/
15. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/6cifxv/dae\_hitler/