A List of Notable Quotes

> "*I'm not trying to impress you, I'm trying to win*"
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> "*Shut up, I am trying to win*"
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> "*Are you currently winning? I didn't think so"*
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> "*You gotta walk in a man's shoes before you can sniff his lasagna"*
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> *"There's water, leaking down my walls!"*
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> *"Dragon ball is just 90% sky."*
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> *"All my books are wet."*
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> *"Hi, welcome to Real Talk with Andrew."*
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> *"I want to **kill** Bennet Foddy."*
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> *"Hey A-   He-  Hey Andr-   H- Andr-  Hey Andrew."*
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> *" **\*didgeridoo noises\*** "*
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> *"Did someone say that Flame Core is ready? Cause baby, Flame Core is ready!"'*
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> *"**GIVE ME YOUR BATTERY.**"*
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> *"There will be a **RONDO OF BLOOD**."*
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> *"I'm in me bed."*
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> *"Hey gamers, hey gamers, hey gamers, hey ga-"*
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> *"Gunpowder is just angry sand"*
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> *"Bro I'm Laaaaaggging"*
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> "...***you goooootta believe me!**"*
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> *"...............................*huh!?"
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> *"I will personally disembowel your admin rights."*
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> *"Die."*
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> *"Wow you're so funny and smart."*
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> *"What's up gamers."*
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> *”Do you have the Royal Family’s Song?”*
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> *“This looks like a perfect T-Spin opportunity."*
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> *”Rönin.”*
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> *"Daytona at 6?"*
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> *"...............well y'know, I thought that was pretty funny."*
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> *"We are MAKING BANK."*
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> "Eyy, you know me....."
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> “But I wanna sit next to ***Tom Braaaady**!*”
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> “**Ey Ey EYYYYY**”
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> *"You are now officially a mouse."*
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> *"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"*
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> *"Don't worry, it's just a plane."*
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> *"Big Battlefield News"*
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> *"Oh look at me, I'm Andrew, I'm so handsome and good at video games!"*
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> *"If this guy just sent me Riff Racer, I'm going to hit the fattest Fortnite dance of all time."*
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> *"Man, that's just a gamer gone wrong."*
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> *"Shut up, we can't all live with the Count of Monte Cristo!"*
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> *"So... I'm assuming that Jon’s dead?"*
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> *"gottem, haha gamer time. "*
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> *"alright filing time... A... B..."*
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> *"Don't thank me, thank GOD."*
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> *"I'm gonna do what's called a **pro-gamer move**."*
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> *"Minish Cap was the first Zelda game because its where Link got his hat."*
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> *"Time to put Young Link in the grave."*
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> *"\*Baker Street Saxophone\*"*
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> ***\*VRRRRRRRRRRR\*** "D IS COMPROMISED, **RUN.**"*
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> *"Hey Jon, what controller is Ned using?"*
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> *"oh no its EVIL JON!"*
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> *"I'll be already moved into the apartment with my Good Wife on VHS."*
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> *"Oh I think my ramen is almost done, just a few more weeks."*
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> *"You know what they say..... Yooooooooooogi Bear"*
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> *"Motherfucker spotted."*
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> *"We're going to the mall... We're going to the mall, WE'RE GOING TO THE MALL, **WE'RE GOING TO THE MALL**."*
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> *"I see, that's very interesting."*
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> *"Guys I got Hero, downloaded it off my local pizza hut wifi cause my modem died."*
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> *"I can't wait to become Naked Jon"*
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> *"Excuse me sir, my name is Steve Wilko, would you like to answer some questions?"*
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> *"This person is nonresponsive, take the shot."*
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> *"It could happen to you."*
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> *"Don't thank me, THANK GOD"*
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> ***"RCT3V17R EPIC123"***
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> *"Armondo has no qualms with the dead."*
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> *"You see in Battlefield V, when I fly a plane, I usually do it like this." **\*Slightly tilts hand at 30 degree angle\****
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> *"Hey Andrew, have you heard of..... The Chemical Brothers?"*
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> *"How do you unfriend someone on steam?"*
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> *"Well, you know the rules."*
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> *"4 strokes and you're out"*
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> *"Man it feels good to have a switch."*
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> *"I'm gonna turn into a fucking statue."*
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> *"Oh he's at the football field."*
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> *"I'm about to yeet your world buddy."*
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> *"Shotput goin out."*
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> *"God didn't Smelled it, **BUT I DID'''***.**"**
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>  **"*Hi I'm Miguel. What's your name*?"**
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> **"***Geese.**"***
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> ***" I want to go to the Jon-A-Thon."***
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> *"Shut up, **Voy**."*
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> "***I will dissolve you with my bare hands.***"
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> "*Banjo and Kazooie is a stretch, that wouldn't happen.*"
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> "*I lost half of my rice, therefore **half of my happiness***."
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> "***RAW*!**"
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> "*This **is** **REAL LIFE***."
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> "*Easy clap*."
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> "*Hard clap*."
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> "*I want to give Ubisoft my entire net worth but I just can't.*"
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> "*Back in 2015, when I used Tumblr...*"
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> "*Kinda sorta? Chain Shift exchanges your remaining vorpal for meter and is a pseudo cancel.*"
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> "*Not gonna lie, he kinda vibin' tho*."
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> *"Hey builder, I gotta job for you, Hey builder I gotta job for you, Hey buil-"*
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> *"Jsiel, you are a fart."*
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> *"I was there... on those planes."*
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> *"Jon, I'm going to turn you into tupperware."*
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> *"Collab bro? collabcollabcollabcollab."*
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> *"This is how a friendship dies. Not with a bang, but with a whimper."*
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> *"What's wrong? **\*cries of the damned\***"*
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> *"I think I got my mic a bit moist"*
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> *"I always thought that Schools were like the President, Obama."*
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> *"I'm so dumb, I thought that children were - edible."*
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> *"I played You Don't Know Jack on the PS1, emulator."*
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> *"Appl be es."*
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> *"Goldmaaaaan, baby!"*
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> *"The people who made Shin Megami Tensei also made the Bible? That's pretty cool."*
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> *"Hey, at least take me out to dinner first!" **(forma unfunny)***
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> *"Hey, at least take me out to dinner first!" **(forma funny)*** *"**bet.**"*
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>  *"Mega chile"*
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> *"Alabaster Bible has turned the religion of Christianity into a lootbox system."*
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> *"Simple Clap."*
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> *"Passion Clap."*
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> *"I have once again become Iodine."*
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> *"I had a dell mouse"*
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> *"COMBO KEEK!"*
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> "*watch this*
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> *no eyes*
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> *twah qoo hoo ywG QOOOIH TW*
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> *fuck*"
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> *"I GOT TROPHY!!!!!" **\*slams table repeatedly\****
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> *"PLAY?!?!?!?!?"*
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> *"NOW?!?!?!?!!??!?!"*
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> *"XBOX ONE???!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?! **;o;**"*
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> *"poggers down."*
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> *"Zangief."*
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> *"**Twoom: Party Two ZOOMING**"*
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> "*She may be baby but it's time to grow up*."
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> *"You mean I have to use Armondo's Stinky Twinky Controller??"*
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> *"**POG CITY."***
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> *"Lady's Club."*
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> *"**FRAISER???!?!?!???!?!??**"*
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> *"POGDRIGO - It's literally just me pogging dude"*
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> *"Rodrigo owes Eric 1 blanket **before March 25 2021**."*
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> *"That's another reason to hate Nico"*
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> "*I want one frootetetbytefooot.*"
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> *"**2 bottle Dan.**"*
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> *"What if? Like, how you rob a jewelry store, you rob a money store?"*
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> *"I have been informed that the deal with OXS **has gone in the sour**."*
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> *"I was upset that my bike was stolen, obviously, because I really liked my bike."*
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> *"This game cut so many corners that its **ROUND**."*
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> *"This is not gameplay."*
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> *"HITLER IS IN BRAZIL!!!"*
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> *"**THERE HE IS RIGHT THERE!!!**"*
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> "*Are you Ivy? I don't think so*."
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> "*Cyberpunk was invented by the Jetsons.*"
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> *"He was over 80 **so he deserved DEATH**."*
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> *"I have no electronic devices, but I could use discord on the PS2."*
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> *"Wow.  Cool. Cuphead."*
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> *"Correlation leads to confirmence."*
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> *"Goodnight, Paper Mario. Goodnight, bug. Goodnight, Chie."*
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> *"I'd rather have a Secret Laboratory than a containment breach."*
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> *"I got in late so I got to keep my foreskin."*
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> *"I swindled them."*
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> *"So what you're saying is he wanted a pee cannon."*
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> *"Fish??? **WHY?!?!**"*
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> *"Who the hell is Duvvang 1?"*
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> *"TTT be like Doom but you need to be quiet about it."*
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> *"What in gods name is TTT??"*
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> *"kill. **MORE**."*
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> *"**SWAUS-**"*
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> *"..Eric just did a drive-by and ran directly into a fucking tree."*
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> “*Don’t disrespect me in my realm*.”
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> “*You know Rodrigo I’m sicko mode of you copying me*.”
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> “*This is so patriotic Alexa play party in the USA*.”
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> “*Poor Sakurai look like bout to snap his bones*."
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> “*Oh Jon only made one sad... Sad roast, it was more of a microwave warm up*.”
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> “*Gamet Time.*”
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> “*Rodrigo Ovals*”
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> *"Oh no I alt tabbed into transformers. again."*
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> “*People from the North are taller because they are further away from the earth’s surface, therefore not affected by gravity*.”
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> “*I’m gonna cast my spell, **Bruh Momentus***.”
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> “*I’ll make you become a haploid you dipshit*.”
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> “*Do you want Jolly Rancher*?”
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> “*I called her a Chateau, a living limbic system*.”
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> *“It’s called tapioca.”*
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> *"I will gain nothing from Ben 10 for the PSP."*
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> *"The MOMO DRIP."*
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> *"Maybe if you had the Ford Focus."*
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> *"Your Focus ain't shit."*
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> *"I'm Huge."*
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> *"Big if huge."*
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> *"**KYLO REN HAS ENTERED THE BUNKERS.**"*
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> *"Do you even HAVE any BONES??"*
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> *"You gotta get your money up."*
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> *"They call me Glasgow."*
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> **\*Overwhelmingly loud French classical music\*** *"WELCOME TO MY KITCHEN!!"*
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> *"I'm gathering wood for the BOYS."*
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> “No one’s here to catch my yeezys.”
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> *"So do you like the path?"* **\*gets cleaved in the head with an axe\***
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> *"WAIT THATS THE SHOP I FORCED YOU TO BUY-"*
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> "*Please I just want to go to bed pl eas e.*"
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> "*He has a **BLOODLUST** for **WORDS.***"
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> "*As your financial advisor-*"
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> "*It's Too big to fail*."
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> "*Andrew in a coma.*"
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> "*Wait, scrap?? Overwatch Torbjorn reference???*"
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> "*If that's not an Overwatch reference I don't know what is*."
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> "*The car is breaking, not you.*"
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> "*We cant fill this entire courthouse full of **SPERM**!!!!!*"
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> "*We need Andrew to **CUM**-*"
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> "*A dinger to start.*"
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> "*You didn't see it. I did, because I'm smart*."
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> "*Shut up I'm winning I'm always winning*."
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> "*Ok? I'm gaming.*"
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> "*That was a scripted event.*"
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> “*Anywayyys, The Game Plan is the best football movie to ever exist.*”
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> "*We gotta get the bomb we need to get the bomb we have the bomb we got the bomb-*"
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> "*..Brother..*"
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> "*This is MIT thinking.*"
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> "*Y'know Nico, I think it'd be kinda funny if, y'know, if maybe, you see those explosives? So like what if you maybe-*"
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> "***THE HORROR***."
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> "*The Horror Pills*"
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> "*Andrew, how did you perfect Deep Space Waifu*."
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> "*There's a strategy to this.*"
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> "*This is ideal*."
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> "*I'll be the first to say it, Eric isn't doing too great this game*."
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> "*No fear*."
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> “*Tokyo is the only state that starts with the letter K*.”
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> “*I first gained consciousness in kindergarten*.”
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> “*You can’t make everything a quote*.”
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> "*You see, back then, glass was more bullet proof. Now, it isn't.*"
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> “*I’m something beyond a big planner. I’m a sigma planner*.”
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> "*I actually, researched this one*."
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> "*I should've appreciated skyward sword more*."
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> "*rock, paper, scissors, victory*."
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> "*Shoutout to everyone who's visually impaired and in Taiwan.*"
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> "*You have to get your comedy up, not your bogeys up.*"
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> **\**in Armondo dialect*\*** "*Did you open up Wii Sports Resort just for this*?"
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> "*I need to beat you off*."
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> “***NO HE’S NOT POSITIVE HE’S BRIAN.***”
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> "*There's dudes everywhere, it's a fact of life.*"
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> "*Why do you have to use two mouses for this shit*?"
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> "*A necessary **PROTEIN BOOST**.*"
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> "*Okay-" **\*gun to your head\*** "what's your opinion on Funyuns?*"
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> "***MAY 16TH, 2020** (Nicos birthday :D)*"
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> "*The Brothers.*"
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> "*Wow, all these bees finished with this one flower. They think they're so special. Oh look, now they're going to the next flower*."
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> "*Left Gang.*"
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> "*The Birthday Boys*"
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> "*Rodrigo owes Eric 2 blankets **before July, 21st, 2022***."
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> "*The fart goes rapidly*."
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> "*Pop off?*"
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> "*A tribute pop off to Mr. Poppinov.*"
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> "*Why don't you make like a tree and fall in a forest somewhere.*"
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> "*I straight up squanch that bish*."
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> "*I remember sliding through the goop tube at McDonalds*."
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> "*..my nut..*"
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> "*Guys wouldn't it be crazy if Lego Sam from Lego Lord of The Rings was in Smash?*"
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> "*What would his Final Smash even be??? First Breakfast, Second Lunch, Third Dinner?*"
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> "*Guys hear me out I know what his Final Smash would be. Since Hobbits have huge feet he would SMASH you with his giant feet!*"
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> "*Jon, you are lucky you own this server.."*
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> *"Nonononono w-w-w-w-wait Let me reiterate-*"
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> "***I don't think you should REITERATE***."
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> "*You mean his **BIG SMELLY FEET**?!*"
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> "*I'm the safest man in the room*."
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> "*Ok you may be based, but are you balled?*"
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> "*Da Baby or the baby?*"
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> "*Juan. How does your mind work?*"
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> "*Got White Castle pharts tonight*."
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> "*Smells just like the burgers*."
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> "*Boston Andrew*."
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> "*This is how high you can jump with crocs." **\*vanishes\****
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> "*Those 2 squares are really goin at it*."
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> "*I wanna go back to the maze.*"
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> "*I Wannado outta here.*"
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> "*Remy facing poverty.*"
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> "I just let funny things come out my mouth."
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> "*What's the stanky leg?*"
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> "*You're gonna go in and sheesh it up.*"
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> "*Monochromatic disorder*."
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> "*Da Monki!- Da Monki!- Da Monki!- Da Monki!- Da Monki!- Da Monki!- Da M-*"
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> "*BRIAN TAKE MY HAND!!! You son of a bitch...!*"
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> “*Rigged for my success, rigged for your failure.*”
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> "*Global warming shrunk my grandma **OKAY**?!*"
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> "*You don't know Joe Balls?*"
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> "*He won't play with Joe Balls.*"
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> "*Optimus triangle.*"
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> "*Every year, a new car approaches.*"
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> "*You got funding for a **PIPE BOMB**?!*"
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> "*3 years after the death of Nico's son, Bwevile. I have come to love myself again. I am happ-*"
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> "*Land of The Rising Joe.*"
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> "*What was my first video game? **It's gotta be Mario.**"*
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> "Do you think they noticed?"
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> "Do you think they'll believe him?"
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> "The Looker."
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> "You should shave off your eyebrows"
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> "I updated through BeardLib."
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> "Grandma softlock"
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> "You're BUILT like a Problem Solver"
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> "Hunt'n Show-dowwwnnnnn"
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> "Shut up, you look like you play Blockus."
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> "Eric I am banning you from Neon White, you have become too mean."
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> "You fling a melee on a string"
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> "Rodrigo owes Eric 3 blankets by august 18, 2023."
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> "Bye bye housekeeping"
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> "The most important thing to do in a disaster is to remain calm. Dont run."
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> "And thats why we dont fucking run"
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> "The joof."
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> "I shazamed my headphones."
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> "soft pretzels!! :D"
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> "Safely Quiper"
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> "Strawberry!"
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> "you son of a bitch..."
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> "Yo smile??? Smilechamp"
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> "Bumbling Baby remix on the bot"
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> "A Little Gorbino"
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> "1828"
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> "They mentioned everything that was blue" "...I think thats just the song"
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> "The BLUE"
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> "It's red, It's red?"
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> "THE GREEN"
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> "Look who came crawling back..."
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> "When I saw the Spin move... I saw the W."
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> "It's crazy enough, it just might work."
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> "Andrew Whitty"
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> "Aw, Steven!"
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> "I will fire you from this movie. I'm- I'm- I'm I'm- I'm Steven."
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> "I'm a freight not."
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> "I'M A FREIGHT SO!"
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> "This guy does two things: Play Kickle, and have sex."
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> "She got to me, you gotta leave me behind"
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> "Symphony of the Night?" ...... "Huh??"
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> "Which one is it? Danganronpa? Hotel Dusk?"
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> "We drive as a team."
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> "Ghost Ectoplasm."
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> "HOW did we lose the war."
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> "Time loss"
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> "thats a Deep cut"
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> "Watch yo tome"
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> "Calypso"
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> "the protocol the calypso protocol"
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> "Is there like a protocol for this? When youre callistoing?"
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> "Alright guys i gotta go find these protocols on this callisto planet"
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> "You have the perfect voice to sing callisto"
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> "Oh shit he just fell into a callisto! Whats the protocol for that one?"
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> "Who the hell runs this planet? This Callisto planet?"
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> "The theatre clapping for callisto when he follows the protocol"
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> "THE FINAL CALLISTO PROTOCOL" *LOUD DEAFENING FAN*
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> "You see Jacob. I need my Callisto Protocol, 2."
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> "Would you rather have unlimited Callistos, but no Protocols, or Protocols, UNLIMITED Protocols... But no Protocols."
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> "That really was Jacob's last christmas in Callisto"
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> "The Ghost Calyptoplasm."
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> "Callistostyle"
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> "That's how many days his wife was gone"
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> "I will secure."
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> "The main antagonist of Ghosts were Iranian babies"
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> "...There has been a miscommunication"
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> "Slide into action with Call Of Duty Ghosts!"
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> "You fling a melee on a string"
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> "SHOVEL TUESDAYS"
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> "You can hide, *but can you run.*"
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> "Rodrigo owes Eric 2 blankets on August 16, 2023."
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> "Apple Andy"
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> "She Vermin my Tide till I 2"
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> "Look at me I'm Dan"
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> "Im not having sips with you right now Waltuh"
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> "Quit yo leaking waltuh"
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> "come"
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> "Yuf Battery"
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> "The inverted Yuf Battery"
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> "I'll have a round of Glyphid Slammers please."
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> "Glyphid Slammers? Say less."
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> "She Glyphid my Slammer until I Shit Myself and Die."
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> "Stairs goin up, They're cold, They're dying, stairs goin up, they're dying, they're cold, they're dying,-"
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> "We almost dieD for this Uncrustables- Goddamnit-"
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> "Dead Native"
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> "Get in, or dipping Dylan"
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> "I can-fix-her beam"
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> "What do you call a football? An arm bow"
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> "Be silent, like squirrel"
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> "It's the Pizza Saigon, it's not safe here. We have to keep moving."
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> "Ok, but is it better than Undertale?"
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> "It's about as good as Rockband 3"
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> "The fuck you six"
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> "Oops, my camera turned on."
>
>
> "Clearly, youre not under a rock."
>
>
> "Bob to the Rhythm-"
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>
> "Lets gOOOoo 👏👏👏"
>
>
> "Why is everyone in my walls"
>
>
> "Thats why Notch was fired."
>
>
> "Guys- The Finals-"
>
>
> "Wait, I just realized: we're the Wiggles"
>
>
> "Andrew are you going to get Everhood 2 on launch?"
>
>
> "This is a Taco Bell game"
>
>
> "Things just got a little more Mel"
>
>
> "I'm busy. I'm busy getting blocks."
>
>
> "Dagnabbit! neener"
>
>
> "BUDS"
>
>
> "Only 3 kills? Is this a pacifist game?" *-Andrew's Dad*
>
>
> "Do they not know what money laundering is???" "Isnt that when you leave your coins in your pockets-"
>
>
> "Im human?? Sorry I didnt mean to share my personality-"
>
>
> "It's not that long of a song? It's only 36 minutes?"
>
>
> "This does not put the hands together."
>
>
> "it's going to be like when eric tried to expand his house down then he finds the ancient armando passages"
>
>
> "Ridge racer 5 Ridge racer 5"
>
>
> "NickelSpin, the greatest Transformer"
>
>
> "betty la bomba in splatoon be like 'Viva la PURSSY!' "
>
>
> "Breakout Brian”
>
>
> "d-d-d-d-d-d-dIAMONds??"
>
>
> "If there's one thing I hate, it's men wearing towels."
>
>
> "...I'm lost— Get more lost"
>
>
> "That's where the budget went."
>
>
> "They have water, underwater"
>
>
> "Calculators are free on my fingers"
>
>
> "I have been loosing my cognitive abilities"
>
>
> "We're out of ideas, but we're not out of options"
>
>
> "Dirty Bomb has *ruined* lap 23 for me"
>
>
> "Mister .jar"
>
>
> "Are you mixed are are you normal?"
>
>
> "I have something to show you."
>
>
> "Make a toast to me and Dan's brodom"
>
>
> "cookin up a knuckle sandwich-"
>
>
> "Bro didnt know i was draconic reactor"
>
>
> "Johnny Electric *is* the nuke"
>
>
> "That's Johnny Electric"
>
>
> "you've missed The Mole"
>
>
> "Resident Keyhole"
>
>
> "HEY, SHOW SOME RESPECT HIS NAME IS MR .JAR"
>
>
> "Jerry Schlime, plz make a fat noise"
>
>
> "If they add the baby LeMat to Payday I will buy it immediately"
>
>
> "This will be the end of Bride Wars 2"
>
>
> "Epic Games has *ruined* lap 73 for me"
>
>
> "I've got that fever"
>
>
> "I've been cured"
>
>
> "That's the Lizard, from Pokemon"
>
>
> "The Yinky Dinky"
>
>
> "This house turned into much more after the Home of the Dead"
>
>
> "I hope the next update has Curien Mansion"
>
>
> "They want me to take 50 photos of feet"
>
>
> "Welcome back to Curien Mansion-"
>
>
> "You know who I'm subscribed to and still makes content on the daily? **TOBUSCUS**"
>
>
> "I'm down to switch to Ivy's Pocket"
>
>
> "Ivy's pocket.. Hantu revealed 👻"
>
>
> "Do they not know what money laundering is???" "Isnt that when you leave your coins in Ivys pockets-"
>
>
> "This guy KILLS sex."
>
>
> "ouUUuuhhh im soooo hungryyyyy im gonna ztArveee"
>
>
> "I did it! I feel like a person!"
>
>
> "Andrew is still drunk"
>
>
> "The Symphony of Swan Song is Eternal"
>
>
> "We're no longer Goons, we're *Maestros*"
>
>
> "WHO BLOWFISH? hehee :) hUEheUHuEehUHUEHUE >:("
>
>
> "perfectly Round sQuare"
>
>
> "an elderly baby"
>
>
> "Why you orange like Fanta?"
>
>
> "There are monsters in the **Balls**."
>
>
> "I'm about to get drunk out of my **Balls**"
>
>
> "It has to be you."
>
>
> "she dunkin on my donut till they for you"
>
>
> "why would you put ketchup on a bun and leave it on the grill?"
>
>
> "Ivy, just do this."
>
>
> "Dan, youre gonna be on quote watch."
>
>
> "Morning Mode"
>
>
> "Brian always shows up saying: Brianbrian brian! brian brian! brian!" - Dan
>
>
> "Pats on the back?"
>
>
> "The leaving woods"
>
>
> "I'm waiting for that day when Dan accepts the sippy in him."
>
>
> "Dad went to castle town to get some milk"
>
>
> "Oh its not on the list, you don't have to do this."
>
>
> "Are you guys excited for tomorrow? Guys? New deep dive."
>
>
> "Keep the Sun's Song in your heart..."
>
>
> "What was Iwatta thinking"
>
>
> "Thank god. I got $5 for killing a SMT boss"
>
>
> "I've got a bean for this"
>
>
> "Why would Minamoto do this"
>
>
> "What the heck is Windows Inc"
>
>
> "I went to the exploding zone that makes you explode"
> "What happened?"
> "I exploded"
>
>
> "Guy's I downloaded a new mod, its called the falling barrels mod."
>
>
> "We are NOT like the wiggles"
>
>
> "Who's the kid from Charlie Brown? Peanut?"
>
>
> "Stop saying facts or some shit"
>
>
> "This sub is *HUGE!* We're gonna ***FLOOD!***"
>
>
> "Can you please turn on the raining barrels mod"
>
>
> "No regrets? 10 regrets"
>
>
> "This is way smaller than I thought, it's only 256gb!"
>
>
> "She met the meg that made her old"
>
>
> "A human sized brain wig"
>
>
> "The Jerry Mod"
>
>
> "8 men and 8 wives in one house with 68 kids who share an iPad"
>
>
> "This is like 9/11 for porn addicts"
>
>
> "We gotta get the Bob back together"
>
>
> "You've built your last build Bob bilder"
>
>
> "The Bump Brothers"
>
>
> "He's from the wrong Brooklyn"
>
>
> "This is the first scare"
>
>
> "That's Unepical"
>
>
> "I can't think of anything more satisfying than a complete pumpjack"
>
>
> "The Simpsons 4 Killer"
>
>
> "The first workless society"
>
>
> "Zeon Tront"
>
>
> "Isn't this girl super smart or something? Just remember"
>
>
> "I hate you and your tiny little brain"
>
>
> "left 4 dead with guns"
>
>
> "I would like to have a word with the director"
>
>
> "The director had a change of plans"
>
>
> "If that rye ain’t right I ain’t bavin it, it’s wakc man, she 86 on that til the dit"
>
>
> "Brobonzo"
>
>
> "I’m shitzin sparticles"
>
>
> "Snowman Mercury"
>
>
> "Full of RYEBREADPARTICLES"
>
>
> "What is an archive... but not a vault of knowledge?"
>
>
> "thats ok, i have the loner perk,"
>
>
> "Watch this dub- ⚡ "
>
>
> "this could be bad for my team"
>
>
> "hey shrimp"
>
>
> "sailor moon air pod case"
>
>
> "Dan is our official body guard of the group" - *Immediately gets coiled -* "Our official body guard is dead"
>
>
> "Das my jaaaaam"
>
>
> "Paulder's Gate"
>
>
> "I don't use my turn signal because I don't want people to know where I'm headed" -Squinty
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