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Joyeux Noël...

"**Joyeux Noël...**" is the French title for the twenty-fifth episode of season four of *Les Crumpets*, the fifty-first episode of *Teen Crumpets*, and the one hundred and third episode overall. The English title is unknown.

This episode is part one of a two-part Christmas special followed by "... et bonne année !".
Ms. Robin's Shop

**Ms. Robin's shop** is a recurring store owned by Ms. Robin.

## Available at all shops

* Ants on a Log
* Choco-Cola
* Vitamins
* Alarm Clock
* Emergency Exit

## Smile

* Butterfly Net
* Boxing Gloves
* Overalls
* First Aid
* Windmill
* Barrels

## The Wilted Lands

* Butterfly Net
* Boxing Gloves
* Overalls
* First Aid
* Boring Table
* Tree Stump

## Legato

* Recorder
* Hand Wraps
* Tuxedo
* Crush
* Alphablocks
* Stuffed Hippo

## Mute Notes

* Yo-Yo
* Knuckle Duster
* Knockoff Handbag
* Cat Claws
* Pinstripe Suit
* Black Spiral
* Toy Box
* Rocking Horse

## Blood Marsh

* Yo-Yo
* Knuckle Duster
* Knockoff Handbag
* Cat Claws
* Pinstripe Suit
* Black Spiral
* Mainframe
* Quince-3

## Ashby's

* Yo-Yo
* Knuckle Duster
* Knockoff Handbag
* Pinstripe Suit
* Pulverizing Light
* Hologram
* Containment Pod
Radeau d'ados

"**Radeau d'ados**" is the French title for the fifth episode of season three of *Les Crumpets*, the fifth episode of *Teen Crumpets*, and the fifty-seventh episode overall. The English title is unknown.

## Synopsis

Disappointed with the disturbances in and out of the house, Marylin and Pfff build a wooden raft and sail away to play their songs peacefully. They are accompanied by stowaways.

## Goofs

* At Ma's first appearance, her hand looks a bit blurry.
T-Bone

**T-Bone** (French: Typhon) is a character in *The Crumpets* and *Teen Crumpets*.

T-Bone is the pet dog belonging to the Crumpets. He has a big pink nose like them.

## Biography

T-Bone sometimes appears at gatherings of the Crumpet family, but he can also be seen in other situations. He has a doghouse outside the Crumpet House.

He can be intelligent to the point he can do activities like dancing or properly using Granny's rejected birthday gifts (such as constructing origami with the aid of a book); however he had once mistaken a lever as a bone. He became a security guard at one time.

He is frequently a victim of harm by few of the Crumpets, especially Bother and Blister, but Li'l One, Granny, Caprice, Ma, Pa, and Pfff have also done their share of atrocities to him.

He buries numerous objects outside of the Crumpet House. During seasons one and two, he also buries people alive or attempts doing so.

T-Bone's precise age isn't known as of seasons one-three, though Ditzy once referred him as an "old friend".

In "The Mix-Up", his and Ms. McBrisk's bodies are accidentally swapped with Ma's telepathy machine.

## Books

In his debut appearance in *Petite Pousse*, he is a pet dog who is tremendously bigger than the titular protagonist.

## Trivia

* In the Mandarin dub, his name is "小骨" (xiao gu), which can be translated as "little bone."

## Episodes

(incomplete)

* "Ransoming Dad"
* "Crum-Step"
* "Going Viral"
* "Ghosts in the Attic"
* "Acne Dents Happen"
* "Taxidermama"
* "Lil Wrinkly One"
* "No Pffuture"
* "Family Secrets"
* "Hairifying"
* "Road Stories"
* "Granny's Twin Sister"
* "Greener Pastures"
* "Amnesia"
* "The Mix-Up"
* "A Grave Affair"
* "Li'l Wonder"
* "Drive Away"
* "Prehistoric Crumpets"
* "The Divorce"
* "Gentlemanly Modified Organism"
* "Inside Li'l One's Brain"
* "Puppy Love"
* "Supernawak"

## References

1. ↑ "Puppy Love"
2. ↑ "Amnesia"
3. ↑ "Troc de trucs"
4. ↑ "Going Viral"
5. ↑ "Ghosts in the Attic"
6. ↑ "A Grave Affair"
7. ↑ "Family Secrets"
First Trias War

The **First Trias War** was a war on North Island. The city-states of Fys and Anta joined forces to defeat the rising Triasas Empire. During the first stages of the war Fys was almost conquered by the Triasas army. In 358 BR Pan was annexed by Triasas. The war ended with the battle of Vagri. The battle and siege lasted 3 months. The Triasas army retreated because they ran out of supplies. After the war the Empire of Anta was formed.
Ghosts in the Attic

"**Ghosts In The Attic**" (French: "Esprits frappés") is the eleventh episode of season one of *The Crumpets*.

## Synopsis

Caprice is unable to get the attention from her crush Marylin, so she receives assistance from Ditzy to allegedly communicate spirits in their attic that could help her earn Marylin's love.

## Trivia

* The episode is known as "Ghost in the Attic" in English video titles, but it's known as "Ghosts in the Attic" in the title card.
* There is a concept art picture of this episode in the Pff Crumpet Facebook profile depicting the scene in which Granny pokes to the attic with a broomstick.
* Ditzy tries to help Caprice into having Marylin in this episode. However, in the *Teen Crumpets* episode "Nez à nez", Ditzy becomes attracted to Marylin while he's already one of Caprice's friends.
* According to the credits, Dragon Cartoon animated this episode.
Human

The word "**human**" is the name applied to the sentient race comprising nearly all characters in *The Crumpets*. They have a couple of differences from real humans.

## Biology

The show's humans are bipedal creatures like that of real humans. Their most distinguished feature, however, is an round squeaky nose that is either pink or blue. The nose's shape ranges from very tall/wide (Aunt Harried and Granny) to more circle-ish (Cassandra), and is oriented horizontally or vertically. There is a visible philtrum line running between the nose and the mouth. Some humans have visible ears.

Humans have a variety of body shapes. They range from plump ones (Pa and Triceps) to extremely tall and skinny ones (Pfff and Reuh). Their heads range from very wide (Granny) to tall and small compared to the body (Uncle Hurry). There is a mage with realistic body proportions that appeared in "La capuche mortelle".

While most humans in the show have pale skin, dark-skinned ones also exist according to the *Teen Crumpets* Christmas special. The figurine girl in the music box in "Family Secrets" also has dark skin.

Humans have four fingers and three toes. However, there is a skeleton in the Crumpets' attic with five fingers and four toes.

At least one human, Ditzy, has a removable balloon head.

## Culture

The humans in this show pretty much have the same culture as real humans. One exception is that their noses can be instrumental for romance (e.g. women lead men "by the nose", and two partners rub their noses).

While the humans in the show may resemble clowns, the word "clown" is used for the clown occupation and a pejorative. An apparent clown appears on one in-universe website, which clearly asserts that humans are not clowns by default.

## Real humans

Despite that the humans in *The Crumpets* are depicted as cartoon characters with big round noses, there are few depictions of real-world humans.

* The background of the class picture in "The Courting of Ms. McBrisk" has non-illustrated (real) people.
* The wallpaper in Triceps Crumpet's room contains illustrations of men in different punching and kicking techniques.
* There are two statues of nude men (with hooves as feet) as part of the design of the dish cabinet in Grownboy's house.

## References

1. ↑ "Ghosts In The Attic"
2. ↑ "Granny Strip"
3. ↑ "Nez à nez"
4. ↑ "The Courting of Ms. McBrisk"
5. ↑ https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=448750878556795
Troc de trucs

"**Troc de trucs**" is the French title for the eighth episode of season three of *Les Crumpets*, the eighth episode of *Teen Crumpets*, and the sixtieth episode overall. The English title is unknown.

## Synopsis

Caprice lets Pfff and Marylin rehearse in her room. When she cleans her bedroom in preparation, she disposes all her childhood mementos except a ragdoll she used to play with. After losing the doll out of her window, she seeks it back to her possession.

## Trivia

* Some props from the older episodes return in this episode, including:
	+ Caprice's ostrich and rocking horse toys from "Girls on Holiday"
	+ One doll that is identical to one of Aunt Harried's dolls from "The Divorce"
	+ Grownboy's pink rabbit plush from "Cheep Shot"
	+ The bride and groom figures from "Cheep Shot", but with the groom's head detached
	+ The magazine from the beginning of "Greener Pastures"
	+ Vehicles such as a police car in the form of toys
	+ The gnome from "The Mix-Up"
* A ragdoll that looks like a damage-free version of Caprice's ragdoll also appears in "50 nuances de Cassie", this time belonging to Cassandra.
Super Pfff

"**Super Pfff**" is the second episode of season 2 of *The Crumpets* and the twenty-eighth episode overall.

## Synopsis

Pfff gets an internship at the weather channel so he can see his Weather Girl crush. As the Weather Girl visits the Crumpet house, Cassandra tries to eliminate this romantic rival for Pfff and Caprice seeks the Weather Girl's phone so she can reach the Weather Girl's fiancé, Cradley Booper.

## Trivia

* The premise of this episode is similar to "Pity The Prize".
* The name of this episode is shouted out in one of the scene transitions in "Dried Water".
Cassandra McBrisk/Quotes

## No Pffuture

* *"You can't prevent us from loving each other!"*

## Granny Strip

* *"When he strums his guitar, I'm on cloud 9! It's like I'm a tiny little paperclip being pulled in by a big magnet! He's totally irresistible!"*
* *"I'm 14 years old and I'm not a baby anymore! You're jealous because I have someone who likes me and you haven't got anybody!"*

## Quasi Cassie

* *(singing in English) "I can't live without you, 'cause I need you. I love you 'cause you're so pretty. And I miss you..."*

## Reuh

* *(singing in English) "Darling, let the sunshine in. Oh darling, let the dreamers dream."*
Aunt Harried

**Aunt Harried** (French: Tata Greta Slapète) is a recurring character in *The Crumpets* seasons 1 and 2. She is voiced by Rebecca Soler in English and Juliette Degenne in French.

Harried is a wealthy bilingual woman who is married to Uncle Hurry, and is the mother-in-law of Cordless. She is also the sister-in-law to Hurry's brother Pa Crumpet and aunt of the Crumpet children. Along with Hurry, she has some control of their Hurry and Harried Corporation (aka KGC), swindles money from the public, and intimidates the Crumpets in some season 1 and 2 episodes.

In *Teen Crumpets*, she and Hurry do not appear except for a few cameos.

## Trivia

* Her birthday is either on the same day or close to Ma's.
	+ It's likely that her birthday is in April because Granny's birthday is on April 1st, and the events of "Puppy Love" begin with Granny's birthday party and end with Ma and Harried's joint birthday party.
* She can say Italian words and phrases at least in the English dub, suggesting Italian heritage.
	+ In the French dub she uses English words and phrases instead.
* She has a doll collection.

## Appearances

* "**Crum-Step**"
* "The Courting of Ms. McBrisk"
* "**Belief Relief**"
* "**Gambled Gables**"
* "**Booty For Beauty**"
* "**Acne Dents Happen**"
* "Lil Wrinkly One"
* "Shake It Up"
* "**Dried Water**"
* "**My Family's Full of Losers**"
* "**Greener Pastures**"
* "**Disassister**"
* "**Family Be Gone!**"
* "**Crumpity Pity**"
* "**The Divorce**"
* "**Puppy Love**"
* "Meilleure copine" (picture)
* "Menteur ou guignol"
* "Les frères platrard"
Crumpets

The **Crumpets** are the titular family of 145 members in *The Crumpets* and *Teen Crumpets* series. The majority of characters in the show are Crumpets.

## History

Granny (Isadora Crumpet) is the mother of Pa and Uncle Hurry; the father(s) of her sons is/are unknown. Granny built the Crumpet House, the family's residence and lives there as of the show's events.

Pa married Ma a little over two decades before the events of *The Crumpets*. One of their elder children, if not the first, was Grownboy. Others include Pfff, Caprice, Triceps, Ditzy, Fynartz, Bother and Blister, Ohoh, King, and the youngest Li'l One (exact order by birth is unknown). There were a total of 142 children. T-Bone is the family's dog.

Grownboy was the first of the children, at least known to the viewer, to be married, when he did so with Steve in "Cheep Shot". While another event in that episode might render the episode as non-canon, the male couple were seen living together in a few more episodes.

The family's only neighbors were Ms. McBrisk and her daughter Cassandra. There are few episodes where Cassie considers joining the Crumpets or did so due to problems relating to her mother. She favors living with them due to her best friend Caprice and the Crumpets' less conservative atmosphere. However, Cassie's refuge with the Crumpets may not be canon, especially if Cassie doesn't return to her mother at the end of the episode.

## Physical appearance

All Crumpets were pink-nosed humans, even their dog T-Bone has a pink nose.

A number of the named Crumpets are brunettes having black hair while Fynartz has brown hair. However, most children, such as the unnamed ones, Grownboy, and the twins, have red hair. Granny had blonde hair before it turned gray.

## Books

In the 2006 book *Petit Dernier*, there are 24 children in the family, including the youngest one Petit Dernier, who were born nearly simultaneously. All of Petit Dernier's siblings eventually move away from their home once they've matured. He spends some time being the only child of Ma and Pa until Ma gives birth to 27 additional children, including Nouveau Petit Dernier. Petit Dernier ends up leaving his family to live with his girlfriend Grande Copine.

The 2007 book *Petite Pousse* features a girl named Petite Pousse as the smallest member of the family. Unlike the previous book, there were 38 children, not to mention 48 cousins. She was included in concept art and a web game of *The Crumpets* cartoon. She never made an appearance in the show. Granny (known as Grande-Mamie) is a kind elderly woman who loves her granddaughter because she is the only one the latter could raise up and whisper to her ear due to her short height. When Granny shares stories of her youth and heritage to Petite Pousse, she shrinks while her granddaughter grows, and ultimately becomes a seed that flew to the sky (in an allegory of death).

## Trivia

* One explanation for the origin of their surname is that, according to a description of the show, they have faces that look "round, flat, like a crumpet."

## References

1. ↑ "Pong! The Menace"
2. ↑ http://qwineexpo.megamai.com/project/1257
List of Songs

This is a list of all songs sung by the cast in *The Crumpets* and *Teen Crumpets*. This list is incomplete.

## Teen Crumpets

* Marylin
* Caprice Crumpet
* Cassandra McBrisk
* Pfff
 "The Clip"
* Caprice
* Cassandra
* Pedro Fennec
 "Radeau d'ados"
* (Unknown name)
* Pfff
* Others
* Bother (small guitar)
* Blister (small guitar)
* (Unknown name) (accordion)

"Nez à nez"
* Ditzy
Puppy Love

"**Puppy Love**" (French: "Gretattitude") is the twenty-second episode of season two of *The Crumpets* and the forty-eighth episode overall.

## Synopsis

Aunt Harried guides Caprice into being stylish like her so she can be attractive to Cradley Booper.

## Trivia

* In the French version, Harried teaches Caprice how to speak English. In the English version, she teaches her how to be stylish in the Italian way. There are also English lines from the French version that are intact in the English version.
* The English dub of this episode references its French title when Harried suggests her niece to have a "great attitude."
* The birthdays of three characters are celebrated in this episode: Granny (in the beginning) and Ma and Aunt Harried (near the ending)
	+ Like the episode "Crum-Step", this episode contains Ma's birthday celebration.
Dried Water

"**Dried Water**" (French: "Aquabon") is the eighteenth episode of season one of *The Crumpets*.

## Synopsis

Uncle Hurry and Aunt Harried buy the world's water to store near the Crumpets and sell dehydrated water packs that do no good. When the Crumpets' house is flooded and the kids swim in it, Ma and Granny try to thwart Hurry's scheme in their own ways.
Crumperchés

"**Crumperchés**" is the French title for the fourteenth episode of season three of *Les Crumpets*, the fourteenth episode of *Teen Crumpets*, and the sixty-sixth episode overall. The English title is unknown.

## Synopsis

Pa enlists his daughter Triceps to cut the tallest tree in the forest because it is infected with electric mushrooms. Marylin the environmentalist fiercely protests this by tying himself on the tree. His friends support his mission and build a treehouse on the sick tree.
Bulles de palme

"**Bulles de palme**" is the French title for the sixth episode of season three of *Les Crumpets*, the sixth episode of *Teen Crumpets*, and the fifty-eighth episode overall. The English title is unknown.

## Synopsis

Cassandra introduces Caprice to a bubble gum made of palm oil. They film a bubble gum blowing video starring Caprice for a contest.

## Trivia

* Grownboy's living room still has the gothic decor set up by Caprice in "Disassister".

## Goofs

* At the opening shot of Triceps' room, her potted plant vanishes.
Les Crumpets, tu fais genre !

***Les Crumpets, tu fais genre ! La journée de l'homme*** is the French title for the 2021 special based on *The Crumpets* (and its sequel *Teen Crumpets*). This special is twenty-six minutes long and is themed after International Women's Day (the day of its premiere). It can be streamed on the Canal+ website in France.

## Trivia

* As of December 2021, it has not been mentioned on the Mediatoon Distribution catalog, suggesting that it has not yet been dubbed into a language other than French.

## External links

* "T'as pas vu l'ambiance changer" music video on YouTube
* "Donnons-nous la main" music video on YouTube
* Clip on Instagram
* Clip on Facebook
Murder Everywhere

"**Murder Everywhere**" (French: "Murder partout") is the twenty-fourth episode of season one of *The Crumpets*.

## Synopsis

As Caprice's haunted birthday party game materializes, Pfff and Cordless are mysteriously hallucinating and Li'l One looks at "killing" Pa in the party game in spite of his sister's objection. Meanwhile, Granny remembers her late boyfriend Rudy Swan.

## Trivia

* Cassandra does not appear in this episode, even at Caprice's birthday party.
Turnbuckle

Turnbuckle is an optional boss found at the end of Turnbuckle's Mansion in Whispering Valley, and fighting him is one way to progress through the area (the other being an enemy rush). He is one of Jimmy's old toys who is mad at being discarded and attempts to take revenge on him.

Turnbuckle will start the fight with two Gift Box enemies assisting him, and, when they are both destroyed, he may spend either the next turn or the turn after reviving them.

## Attacks/Actions

* Turnbuckle will attack, dealing physical damage to one party member.
* Turnbuckle will attack with weird mind powers, dealing 200% magical damage to one party member and inflicting Startled.
* Turnbuckle may tense like a python waiting to strike, and will counter all physical moves dealt to him that turn for 300% physical damage.
* Turnbuckle may surround himself with a magic barrier, and will reflect all magic moves dealt to it that turn.
* Turnbuckle's eyes will glow. When this happens, he is preparing for a powerful attack, and next turn, he will attack with weird mind powers, dealing 200% magical damage to all party members and inflicting Startled.

## Strategy

Don't bother attacking his presents, as their 50% damage resistance makes defeating them before they open near impossible if you do this fight when you first encounter the mansion. You should also guard when the Gift Boxes open in case they're bombs or retractable boxing glove(more dangerous as it one-shots unless guarded).

Watch out for his counter and barrier attacks -- attacking him with magic might be a better idea since you'll be taking less damage from a reflect than you will from a counter. NEVER have Helga attack Turnbuckle since you need her alive always.

Immunize is a great help in this fight and Jonathon should use it right before the Gift Boxes open. Speaking of Jonathon, Super Balls are a fantastic item for this fight since they are unaffected by counters. Rubik sells 10 super balls deeper into Whispering Valley if you think it's worth fighting the enemy barrage to get them for Turnbuckle.
Tout se vaut, rien ne vaut rien

"**Tout se vaut, rien ne vaut rien**" is the French title for the twenty-second episode of season four of *Les Crumpets*, the forty-eighth episode of *Teen Crumpets*, and the one-hundredth episode overall. The English title is unknown.

## Trivia

* Marylin returns to his blond-haired Hawaiian shirt appearance from "Marilyn Blues", even though that episode doesn't confirm if he ever appeared like that.
Baby sister

"**Baby sister**" is the French title for the tenth episode of season three of *Les Crumpets*, the tenth episode of *Teen Crumpets*, and the sixty-second episode overall. The English title is unknown.

This is the only *Teen Crumpets* episode that is available in English online. It is viewed on the C21Media site under the "Full Episode" thumbnail.

## Synopsis

Caprice plans to throw a party tonight and hang out with Marylin. Unfortunately, before Ma and Pa leave for a cultivator and harvester exhibit, they have their daughter babysit Li'l One the impish baby.

## Trivia

* The *Heroic Females* documentary from "Croco-Deal" makes a return in this episode. In the English dub at least, the narrator's voice and lines are different between those episodes.
On se correspond

"**On se correspond**" is the French title for the eleventh episode of season three of *Les Crumpets*, the eleventh episode of *Teen Crumpets*, and the sixty-third episode overall. The English title is unknown.

## Synopsis

Pfff's bedroom reeks bad. Pa, Caprice and Cassandra encourage him and Marylin to clean it before the boys' highly educated German pen pals arrive.

## Trivia

* The pen pals return in the season four episode "Pudeur et tremblements".
Hairifying

"**Hairifying**" (French: "Nuit époilée") is the twenty-fifth episode of season one of *The Crumpets*.

## Synopsis

At night, all the Crumpet boys except for Li'l One are permitted to watch the horror movie *Werezombies and Chainsaws*. The girls, who aren't allowed to join the boys, try out Ma's waxing machine. Things would shuffle while Granny tries to produce her own version of that movie, Bother and Blister set some ghoulish pranks, and the girls unintentionally prove they're not shy from being scary.

## Trivia

* According to a June 2020 program list for TiVi5 Monde, this episode is known as "Zombie Legs".
L'amour ça sert à rien

"**L'amour ça sert à rien**" is the French title for the twelfth episode of season four of *Les Crumpets*, the thirty-eighth episode of *Teen Crumpets*, and the ninetieth episode overall. The English title is unknown.

## Plot

Marylin's band plays a new song, but he and Pfff forgot to watch a romantic movie with Caprice and Cassandra. The girls, who are upset, desire freedom from the boys as they plan for a world voyage.

## Trivia

* The animated storyboards for this episode are on YouTube. (It is linked here)
Pong! The Menace!

"**Pong! The Menace!**" (French: "Le retour de Pong") is the sixteenth episode of season two of *The Crumpets* and the forty-second episode overall.

## Synopsis

Pong, an evil criminal and former partner of Granny, intimidates the Crumpets into giving up their alleged possession of his long-missing Kun Yun Yun diamond.

## Trivia

* Storyboard artist Rémi Crosasso uploaded storyboard footage of portions of this episode, including this one and another one.
* A concept art piece of Pfff and his worm is on the show's Facebook page.
L'impffossible choix

"**L'impffossible choix**" is the French title for the first episode of season four of *Les Crumpets*, the twenty-seventh episode of *Teen Crumpets*, and the seventy-ninth episode overall. The English title is unknown.

## Trivia

* The French title can be translated as "The Impffossible Choice". The word "impffossible" is a play on "impossible" combined with Pfff's name.
Man Up!

"**Man Up!**" (French: "Le mâle d'amour") is the nineteenth episode of season two of *The Crumpets* and the forty-fifth episode overall.

## Synopsis

Believing that his marriage with Ma is threatened by her attraction to a macho man in a magazine, Pa becomes masculine and changes his hobbies. After Ma's return from a hardware fair, she adopts a feminine role in response. Their son Fynartz struggles with the "chaos" in his creativity.

## Trivia

* According to a September 2020 program list for TiVi5 Monde, this episode is also known as "Looking for Love."
Lil Wrinkly One

"**Lil Wrinkly One**" (French: "P'tit avant Der") is the fifteenth episode of season one of *The Crumpets*.

## Synopsis

Granny gets bloated from consuming her long-stashed cocoa patches and thinks she's pregnant. Li'l One fears her new child will replace him as the next "Li'l One".

## Trivia

* Cocoa patches return in a brief scene in the episode "Li'l One All Alone".
* According to the credits, Dragon Cartoon did the animation for this episode.
Greener Pastures

"**Greener Pastures**" (French: "La fabrique de vie pourrie") is the fourth episode of season two of *The Crumpets* and the thirtieth episode overall.

## Synopsis

Caprice avoids participating the Crumpets' spud festival and runs away from home so she can have a luxurious lifestyle with Uncle Hurry and Aunt Harried and become famous. Her timing is lucky since the couple are reconsidering their adoption of their unattractive son Cordless.
Ice Lust

"**Ice Lust**" (French: "Les patins de l'amour") is the tenth episode of season two of *The Crumpets* and the thirty-sixth episode overall.

## Synopsis

Caprice and Cassandra quarrel over taking turns of possessing the former's life-size cutout of Cradley Booper. Cassie's mother Ms. McBrisk becomes infatuated with Cradley's TV character and steals the cutout. Triceps has a crush on her cousin Cordless, who is looking to woo McBrisk through ice skating.

## Trivia

* The French version of this episode is available on the Teletoon+ YouTube channel. However it is geoblocked to viewers outside of France.
Uncle Hurry/Quotes

## Belief Relief

* *"Paymeism is the one and only belief system. I am its prophet, its messiah, its single trinity!"*

## Crumpity Pity

* *"If you want more donations on your living poor blog, you need to optimize your attack technique. You know my shark attack method. Think like a shark, Caprice! If you're aiming for the wallet, aim for the heart!"*
No Pffuture

"**No Pffuture**" is the nineteenth episode of season one of *The Crumpets*.

## Synopsis

When Ma and Pa are staying in their bed, the chore-assigned Pfff accidentally unravels his rug thread and leaves it all over his house, bringing chaos to Li'l One, Bother and Blister, and T-Bone the dog. Cassandra hangs out with Pfff and tries to kiss him.
Pilot

The pilot of *The Crumpets* was uploaded to YouTube by 4.21 Productions on September 22, 2011.

## Dubbing

The French dub's credits include voice actors, as well as voice director Luq Hamet and casting company Calumet Productions, that would resume their work on the show

* Li'l One/Ptit Der - Théo Benhamour
* Pa - Tom Novembre
* Ma - Marie-Eugénie Maréchal (replaced by Emmanuelle Hamet)
* Ms. McBrisk/Madame Dame - Michèle Garcia (who would voice Granny instead and replaced by Marie-France Ducloz for McBrisk)
* Caprice/Rosénoir - Sarah Benhamour (replaced by Rebecca Benhamour)

The English dub only credits Fiona Clarke, Joe Mills and Thomas Mills as the voice actors, no roles were attached. It was directed by Robin Cowap, co-ordinated by Tony Church and Kate Fraser, and recorded in Flix Facilities.

In the early 2020s, the English dub of the pilot was made private by 4.21 Productions.
Inside Li'l One's Brain

"**Inside Li'l One's Brain**" (French: "Dans la tête de P'tit Der") is the twentieth episode of season two of *The Crumpets* and the forty-sixth episode overall.

## Synopsis

Alleging that Li'l One inherited a family trait linked to his poor potty manners, Pa goes to his son's brain to search and fix this flaw. Granny tries to punish her son for disclosing this embarrassing fact to the family.

## Trivia

* According to a September 2020 program list for TiVi5 Monde, this episode is also known as "In Ptider's Head."
Taxidermama

"**Taxidermama**" (French: "Tête de l'Art") is the fourteenth episode of season one of *The Crumpets*.

## Synopsis

Ma's new 3D printing machine is malfunctioning ever since T-Bone stole its power cord. As Ma's desperation grows, Fynartz makes innumerable paintings of her. Granny tries to get cash by auctioning Fynartz' works. Their neighbor Ms. McBrisk attempts to date with a lawnmower service man.
Ms. McBrisk/Quotes

## The Courting of Ms. McBrisk

* *(imagined by Cordless) "Cordless, you gorgeous, irresistible, muscular-chested playboy."*

## No Pffuture

* *"Musicians are insane! They're all liars and artists!"*

## My Family's Full of Losers

* *"Reality TV! They promote anti-educational and anti-family values! I won't let the telly interfere in how I raise my child!"*

## Ice Lust

* *"It always turns out like this with men. As soon as I open my heart, they get scared, and they drop me. I feel like a big fool! Like a big fool!"*
Forest

The **forest** is a location in *The Crumpets* and *Teen Crumpets* series. It is a large woody natural environment where characters can get easily lost. It is near the Crumpet House and appeared in several episodes.

In the *Teen Crumpets* episodes, an abandoned van in the forest also frequently appeared as a hangout for the main cast.

## Appearances

* "Road Stories"
* "Li'l Wonder"
* "Prehistoric Crumpets" (actually a new forest grown on the meteor impact site)
* "Li'l One All Alone"
* "L'ADN à Pa"
* "Meilleure copine"
* "Baby Sister"
* "Crumperchés"
* "Les sur-vivants"
* "La photo de la honte"
* "Nom de code"
* "One Man chien"
* "Amenez-zique !"
* "Combien on t'aime pas trop"
* "Odeurs corp"
* "Enfermés en forêt"
* "Cacher la voiiix"
* "Un vers de trop"
Family Secrets

"**Family Secrets**" (French: "Secrets de famille") is the twenty-third episode of season one of *The Crumpets*.

## Synopsis

While Ditzy's siblings share her their secrets, her head becomes heavy after she reads a mysterious letter from the music box dug by T-Bone that may be proof of Pa having a secret affair. After Ditzy finds that sharing the secrets to her neighbor Cassandra helps her head, Li'l One eavesdrops his sister's allegation of Pa's mistress and uses it as an opportunity to kick their father out.

## Trivia

* According to the credits, Dragon Cartoon did the animation for this episode.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.programme-tv.net/programme/series-tv/r51779-les-crumpets/4615104-secrets-de-famille/
L'ADN à Pa

"**L'ADN à Pa**" is the French title for the first episode of season three of *Les Crumpets*, the first episode of *Teen Crumpets*, and the fifty-third episode overall. The English title is unknown.

## Synopsis

Marylin and Pfff find an abandoned van in the forest containing relics from a rock star named Damon Grobain. Pfff's male friends wonder if Pfff is a descendant of him. Meanwhile, Caprice and Cassandra also discovered the van and claim it as a secret base.
Quotient H

"**Quotient H**" is the French title for the eighth episode of season four of *Les Crumpets*, the thirty-fourth episode of *Teen Crumpets*, and the eighty-sixth episode overall. The English title is unknown.

## Trivia

* The world record for the longest sandwich (a 735 meter long one in Lebanon in 2011) is mentioned in this episode.
Werezombies and Chainsaws

> "*Beware of night terrors! I'll rip your guts out with my rotten teeth! It's a slow and painful death my dears!*"
> ― Chainsaw Woman
>
>

> "*Who cares if you do?! We'll drown you in our slobber! And it's not a pretty way to go!*"
> ― Zombies
>
>

> "*Get ready for massacre boys!*"
> ― Chainsaw Woman
>
>

***Werezombies and Chainsaws*** is a cult horror movie that exists in *The Crumpets* universe.

## Description

Only one scene is shown to the viewer. In this scene, a blonde woman wields a chainsaw as she confronts a group of male zombies walking towards her, in a city under a red sky.

Granny was cast for the film due to her body hair. When she committed a "teensy weensy" chainsaw accident, she got fired from the production. Nevertheless, decades later, Granny attempts to create her home video remake of this movie.

## Appearances

* "Hairifying"
* "Man Up!"
* "Li'l One All Alone"

## Trivia

* The audio for the film is different between "Hairifying" and "Li'l One All Alone". The zombies speak the same lines in both episodes but with different voice performances.
Caprice Crumpet/Quotes

## Going Viral

* *"You're being nice because you're my mum, but check my popularity ratings. Plummeted to naught. Even I don't like myself anymore. Leave me alone! I'm going to write my will!"*
* *(laughs) "Well now, who's the best actress on the digital screen? Too cute! So gothic your film, I loved it!"*

## The Courting of Ms. McBrisk

* *"No, you're just not seeing the big picture, Cass. He's an alpha male, I swear. Don't judge a boy by his name!*

## Gambled Gables

* *"Uncle Hurry, let me stay in the house. I'll do anything, I swear! I'll even work! If you don't, I'll kill myself!"*

## Ghosts in the Attic

* *"All I know is that, love royally stinks! My heart's been aching for two whole days. Make him like me! I'll pay you anything! I'll do anything! I know you can!"*

## Ice Lust

* *"You know that your house isn't an ideal environment for the boy. He won't develop properly. We're better off keeping him right where he's safe. But don't worry, you can come see him from time to time. Shall we say, over every other weekend, okay?"*
Pity The Prize

"**Pity The Prize**" (French: "Météo le coeur") is the twenty-third episode of season two of *The Crumpets* and the forty-ninth episode overall.

## Synopsis

Pfff and Pa win a contest where the Weather Girl visits their house. This would be a nuisance for Cassandra, who would distract her crush Pfff by disguising as the Weather Girl, and Ma, who is upset that her husband won't get gardening help from herself.

## Trivia

* The mirror scene with Cassandra and the Weather Girl was inspired by a scene from the 1988 Bette Midler movie *Big Business*, according to the blog of the storyboard artist Rémi Crosasso.
	+ The storyboards for this scene can be viewed in a video uploaded by Crosasso.
* According to a September 2020 program list for TiVi5 Monde, this episode is also known as "Weather of the Heart."
Save Granny

"**Save Granny**" (French: "Sauvez Mamie") is the eighth episode of season one of *The Crumpets*.

## Synopsis

Granny's laptop is confiscated by Pa because she has Li'l One's missing nappy. Li'l One reports Pa's alleged mistreatment of his mother to Ms. McBrisk, who would share her home to Granny.

## Trivia

* According to the credits, Dragon Cartoon animated this episode.
List of Episodes

This is a list of all episodes of the French animated series *The Crumpets* and *Teen Crumpets*. There are 104 episodes running thirteen minutes each plus a twenty-six minute special.

While much of the series has been dubbed in English, most *Teen Crumpets* episodes and the special have yet to be released in that language.

## Episodes

### Previews (2011)

* Teaser
* Pilot

### The Crumpets (2013-2014)

Episodes #1-26 comprise season one. Episodes #27-52 comprise season two.

Episodes #1-20 have a 2013 copyright. Episodes #21-52 have a 2014 copyright along with the 2013 copyright.

### Teen Crumpets (2015-2018)

Episodes #1-26 comprise season three and have a 2015 copyright. Premiere dates are referenced from Canal+ Family schedules on tv-programme.com.

Episodes #27-52 comprise season four and have a 2017 copyright. Premiere dates are referenced from Télétoon+ schedules on tv-programme.com.
The Divorce

"**The Divorce**" (French: "Ça splitte chez les Slapete") is the seventeenth episode of season two of *The Crumpets* and the forty-third episode overall.

## Synopsis

Aunt Harried breaks her marriage with Uncle Hurry and kicks him out of their mansion. The Crumpets and Ms. McBrisk try to help Hurry reconcile with his wife.

## Trivia

* According to a September 2020 program list for TiVi5 Monde, this episode is also known as "Split-Ups at the Slapete's."
Animals

This is a list of all animal species that appear or were referenced in *The Crumpets*.

## Bears

Cassandra owns a worn out teddy bear with kiss marks over it.

An actual bear appears in the ending of "Enfermés en forêt".

## Cats

The dating site in "The Courting of Ms. McBrisk" contained a picture of a man and a cat that had presumably scratched him. The lawnmower man in "Taxidermama" mentioned having to take care of a cat.

Ms. McBrisk has a black cat costume.

In *Teen Crumpets*, mentions to cats on the internet were made, including cats appearing online in "Marilyn Blues".

## Chickens

The Crumpets were cooking a chicken in "Acne Dents Happen". Bother and Blister pulled it out the oven as part of a prank towards Ohoh.

## Dogs

The Crumpets have a pet dog named T-Bone.

Other adult dogs appear at least in "The Courting of Ms. McBrisk", "The Divorce", and "The Clip".

Puppies also appear, Grownboy likes to own some.

## Fleas

In "Super Pfff", Bother and Blister shoot a two week starved flea at T-Bone.

## Flies

In "Insectator", Caprice, who was tied up and left behind in the greenhouse by Bother and Blister, accidentally knocked down a jar of maggots.

## Giraffes

A mother giraffe and her offspring is featured in the *Heroic Females* documentary.

## Mice

Marylin owns a pet mouse that appears in *Teen Crumpets*. When it looks at Caprice, it desires kissing her.

## Octopus

Grownboy likes to keep a pet octopus. One of his octopuses, José, was accidentally fused with a mosquito in "Octosquito".

## Ostriches

One of Caprice's childhood toys was an ostrich stuffed toy with one missing eye.

## Rabbits

Grownboy has pink rabbit plush in his bedroom.

Cassandra was seen taking a caged rabbit out of her house in "Save Granny". In the video game *Maxi Monsters Wars* in "Insectator", her character is a rabbit.

## Rhinoceros

A rhinoceros appears in the *Heroic Females* documentary, where it charges at a mother giraffe and offspring. The mother giraffe kicks the rhinoceros to save her offspring heroically.

One rhinoceros was also one of the animals in captivity by Grownboy.

## Squirrels

In "Crumperchés", Triceps lifts and shakes a tree during one of Marylin's musical numbers. Several squirrels drop from the tree to the ground before a cow also went down and crushes some of them.

## References

1. ↑ "Troc de trucs"
2. ↑ "Cheep Shot"
Solos à 4

"**Solos à 4**" is the French title for the nineteenth episode of season four of *Les Crumpets*, the forty-fifth episode of *Teen Crumpets*, and the ninety-seventh episode overall. The English title is unknown.

## Trivia

* This episode is set after the year 2015 because Pfff once speculated that an old sock left in the abandoned van is dated from that year.
* The storyboards are on YouTube.
Disassister

"**Disassister**" (French: Zoofolie) is the sixth episode of season two of *The Crumpets"* and the thirty-second episode overall.

## Synopsis

Grownboy and Steve spend time away from their house and have Caprice babysit Grownboy's animals. Caprice does not like caring the animals and invites her new friend Marylin for a date in the house.

## Trivia

* Caprice says "zoofolies" when King opens the animals' cages, which is almost the episode's French title.
* Queen Elizabeth II makes a cameo appearing on a Diamond Jubilee commemorative plate in the beginning.
Force et honneur

"**Force et honneur**" is the French title for the twentieth episode of season four of *Les Crumpets*, the forty-sixth episode of *Teen Crumpets*, and the ninety-eighth episode overall. The English title is unknown.

## Synopsis

Caprice refuses to have Pfff and Cassandra their turn to hang out inside the abandoned van. She keeps Pfff but begins forbidding blue-nosed humans including Cassie and Marylin. The blue noses, led by Cassie, begin a war against the pink-nosed Crumpets.
Skitter Shaman

Skitter Shaman is an enemy encountered in the Central Stamen area in Homeflower, accessible after completing Central Hub. She is a powered-up version of the Skitter and Skitter Bouquet enemies, who uses healing moves and can revive its allies.

Skitter Shaman will later reappear in Kingland Arena as part of "The Fabulous Free Babes."

## Attacks/Actions

* Skitter Shaman will freeze the air around you, dealing magical damage to one party member.
* Skitter Shaman will apply first aid, healing 25% of one enemy's max HP.
* If any other enemies are dead, Skitter Shaman will revive a friend, reviving one enemy with full health.

## Grift

* Paw Chair (-20%)
	+ +2 ATK, 1/5th of the Fuzzy Set.
* Tasty Apple (50%) - Heals 25% of all party members' maximum HP.

## Bookworm's Knowledge

*Skitter Shamans are just female Skitters. Since they have no need to attach parasitic flowers in order to find mates, they have full use of their prehensile tail.*
A Grave Affair

"**A Grave Affair**" (French: "Enterré à terre") is the ninth episode of season two of *The Crumpets* and the thirty-fifth episode overall.

## Synopsis

Granny fakes her death so she can scam and make money off of life insurance. But when T-Bone steals her will from her, Granny will wake up trapped in her bedroom after the Crumpets bury it during her funeral. Uncle Hurry seeks a share of her inheritance and Caprice skyrockets her social media fame by sharing shocking pictures of her family.

## Trivia

* The beginning of the episode reveals Granny's birth date and location.
* According to the tombstone, this episode is set in the year 2014.
* Although Caprice became famous in past episodes like "Crum-Step" and "Going Viral", she starts with no fame in this episode.
Quasi Cassie

"**Quasi Cassie**" is the French title for the fifteenth episode of season three of *Les Crumpets*, the fifteenth episode of *Teen Crumpets*, and the sixty-seventh episode overall. The English title is unknown.

## Synopsis

Caprice, who wishes to draw quietly, and Cassandra, who wants to sing loud, want to live under desirable noise levels. They swap their identities and live in each other's homes.

## Trivia

* The storyboards for the scene where Cassandra sings in the beginning are on Facebook.
Menteur ou guignol

"**Menteur ou guignol**" is the French title for the seventeenth episode of season four of *Les Crumpets*, the forty-third episode of *Teen Crumpets*, and the ninety-fifth episode overall. The English title is unknown.

## Synopsis

Cassandra spots Marylin in a Guignol puppet show for kids instead of watching a movie with Caprice. As Marylin is ashamed of disclosing this to Caprice, he and Cassie lie to Caprice and Pfff that he was a masked superhero who saved Rodrigo and Pedro Fennec from drowning. The lie brings consequences to Marylin.

## Trivia

* This episode contains Granny, Uncle Hurry and Aunt Harried's first appearances since season two through a cameo in the opening scene.
Hurry and Harried Mansion

The **mansion** of Uncle Hurry and Aunt Harried is a location in *The Crumpets* and *Teen Crumpets*. It is the extravagant residence of the wealthy couple and their adopted son Cordless.

Its first appearance is in the season 2 episode "Greener Pastures". The season 3 episode "The Clip" introduces Cordless' bedroom to the viewer.
Gentil choléra

"**Gentil choléra**" is the French title for the fourteenth episode of season four of *Les Crumpets*, the fortieth episode of *Teen Crumpets*, and the ninety-second episode overall. The English title is unknown.

## Synopsis

Cassandra becomes heartbroken when Caprice goes on a brief trip with her family. In response, Ms. McBrisk gifts her lonely daughter a rambunctious puppy.
Marilyn Blues

"**Marilyn Blues**" is the French title for the twenty-second episode of season three of *Les Crumpets*, the twenty-second episode of *Teen Crumpets*, and the seventy-fourth episode overall. The English title is unknown.

## Synopsis

After Marylin departs for a mysterious trip, his best buddies Pfff and Caprice become depressed due to his absence. But when Caprice suspects that Marylin became a disco singer that abandoned his old identity, she and her brother attempt to forget him.

## Trivia

* Marylin returns to his blond-haired Hawaiian shirt appearance in "Tout se vaut, rien ne vaut rien", even though it's left vague to the viewer if he really appeared like this in "Marilyn Blues".
Acne Dents Happen

"**Acne Dents Happen**" (French: "Gunther Geiger") is the thirteenth episode of season one of *The Crumpets*.

## Synopsis

Cordless has to test a new radioactive face cream in the Crumpet house before it hits the market. Discovering that the cream provides electricity, he is annoyed by the curious Crumpets except for Caprice defending him, all in the aftermath of Ohoh's damage to a new power generator because of Bother and Blister's tricks.
Crumpity Pity

"**Crumpity Pity**" (French: "Charity Crumpness") is the twelfth episode of season two of *The Crumpets* and the thirty-eighth episode overall.

## Synopsis

Ms. McBrisk's school workplace is closing. The Crumpets, as well as Cordless, Uncle Hurry and Aunt Harried, help McBrisk as she and Cassandra are now in poverty.

## Trivia

* One concept art for this episode in the Pff Crumpet Facebook page depicts a scene with McBrisk that isn't in the episode.
	+ The scene where Ohoh asks Ma if he should be scared of poor people can also be found on the Pff Crumpet Facebook page (in French).
* The song performed at the charity event is also played in *The Crumpets* season finale "Sound The Alarm" under different lyrics.
* The people who toured the houses with Harried have their designs recycled for characters in "La capuche mortelle" and "Gentil choléra".
* According to an August 2020 program list for TiVi5 Monde, this episode is also known as "Crumpet Pity."
Road Stories

"**Road Stories**" (French: "Mi Trip Mytho") is the twenty-sixth episode of season one of *The Crumpets*.

## Synopsis

Granny and Caprice set out for a reality TV world road trip with their van. Granny, however, comes with the plan of faking their journey. They also hear news of a theft of rare penguins from a zoo.

## Trivia

* According to the credits, Dragon Cartoon did the animation for this episode.
Petite Pousse

**Petite Pousse** is a character from the 2007 picture book *Petite Pousse* by Didier Lévy and Frédéric Benaglia. She was intended to be the female counterpart to Petit Dernier.

In the book, she's the smallest child in the Crumpet family. She makes a bond with her Grande-Mamie, who is shrinking through aging as Petite Pousse grows bigger.

She appears in concept art and a web game for *The Crumpets* animated series, but never makes an appearance in any episode.

She and Grande-Mamie appear in a puppet show called *L'Arbre aux Souvenirs* by L'Onn & Compagnie, which included *Petite Pousse* as one of the books adapted for the production.
Triceps Crumpet/Quotes

## Belief Relief

* *"Repeat along with me! No strain, no gain! No strain, no gain! No Strain, no gain! No strain, no..."*

## Dried Water

* *"Hurry up asparagus or I'll knock down the door and drag you out!"*
* *"Right! Survival lesson number one: Stop fooling around! Line up you tadpoles! Frog stroke!"*
* *"Hey you bootleggers, stop! You deserve to be put on a dry diet for months!"*

## No Pffuture

* *"Fine. Today's chores: self reliance, responsibility. Go out and discover the world. Haha! That's asking a lot from a rug slug.*
Cheep Shot

"**Cheep Shot**" (French: "Cui-cui la praline") is the twenty-second episode of season one of *The Crumpets*.

## Synopsis

Visiting his childhood home, Grownboy's relationship with Steve is deeply unsatisfactory. After Ma installs a lethal Gatling system to defend Pa's greenhouse from sparrows, Grownboy follows a wounded bird to the neighboring yard and meets Ms. McBrisk. They bond together over their dedication to caring birds.

## Trivia

* This episode was screened at Annecy International Animated Film Festival 2014.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.annecy.org/programme/index:film-20141799