Chunibyo

Chunibyo appears to be a Mystical and Magical girl from another world! Or maybe... she's an otaku suffering from a severe case of "8th Grade Syndrome"...

As her guide in this world, help her in her very serious quest to purify the evils of other invading worlds or what ever she's on about today. She's a bit of an arrogant know-it-all, but is also quite sweet and thoughtful when she doesn't think you're looking!

## Dialogue

	+ [Player Choice]: Whoops
		- [Player]: Whoops, I accidentally pulled out the fan's cord. Sorry.
		- [Girlfriend]: Wait, switch out the Enchanted Power Units! Then a new, even stronger wind will blow!
* [Stroke] O, Magical Beast inside me! Shatter the Chains restraining you and come forth!
	+ [Success]: I-I wasn't hiding this stuffed animal under my shirt! Wait, you can see this magical creature? But how?
* [Girlfriend]: Can I get some 100% Orangesaft from the Enchanted Ice Box?
	+ [Player Choice]: 100% OK?
		- [Player]: Ah, orange juice? If we're out, I'll go buy some more. Is 100% OK?
		- [Girlfriend]: Yes, good thinking [Player]. You really know what I like.
* [Girlfriend]: Mmmmmmm.
	+ [Player]: What's wrong?
		- [Girlfriend]: Well, actually. I've felt evil presences in the late at night recently. It keeps me from sleeping.
		- [Player]: I see. I think there might be bears around.
		- [Girlfriend]: (shiver). -they must be servants of darkness. We'd better keep away from them.
		- [Player]: Whoops, sorry about scaring you. You know at times like this, taking a hot bath is just what you need to calm down.
		- [Girlfriend]: R-really? Wait, are you wise, mystic philosopher Alvis in disguise, [Player]?
		- [Player]: Ha ha. I think I'd know if I was some important guy like that. Come on, give the bath a try. It'll calm you down.
		- [Girlfriend]: Very well. I'll take a soak in the mystic waters of Eldhrimnir.
* [Girlfriend]: Look, [Player]. These Enchanted Garments have surprisingly high Magical Energy Levels.
	+ [Player Choice]: Real Cute
		- [Player]: Oh, I saw those in a fashion magazine. They look good. Yeah, real cute!
		- [Girlfriend]: C-cute?! Erm... I'm not worried about that. I was talking about Magical Energy levels!
* [Girlfriend]: Yes! It's finally complete! The mystical Sprechlinie is complete! With this Enchanted Object, you and I will be able to communicate no matter how far away!
	+ [Player]: Looks like an ordinary tin can telephone to me.
		- [Girlfriend]: This device is far beyond that Earthly object you speak of. This is the only way to prevent enemies from using Electrical Mana to tap into our communication systems.
		- [Player]: I still think we'd be better off using a regular phone.
		- [Girlfriend]: Testing, testing. Can you hear me? This is [Girlfriend]. Yes, proceed as planned. 5 paces to the target!
* [Girlfriend]: Hm hm hmmm. I've just received a Telepathic Message. Quick, [Player]. Give me something to write with!
	+ [Player Choice]: A pen
		- [Player]: Is a ballpoint pen OK?
		- [Girlfriend]: Amazing! You were able to obtain a Kugelschreiber in this realm!? Not bad, [Player].
* [Touch] Mmgh! The Magical Energy sealed away in my tummy is starting to go berserk.
	+ [Success] Huh? Thanks to you, [Player]... Cough! Somehow the Magical Energy inside me has calmed down.
* [Girlfriend]: The day has finally come. Fu fu fu, I've waited so long for this.
	+ [Player]: What's so funny about that poster you're looking at?
		- [Girlfriend]: In order to maintain your Magical Powers, you must replenish Magical Energy sometimes. And today is the perfect day for Magical Replenishment!
		- [Player]: If you say so. Let's see what's on this poster...? A Cake Buffet?
		- [Girlfriend]: I-It's not a cake buffet! It's a gathering of Mages who replenish their energy via Enchanted Ruins containing the mystic energy of Zucker!
		- [Player]: You don't say? Hm? What's this?
		- [Girlfriend]: What is it? Do you sense evil magic?
		- [Player]: More expired magic than evil. It says here that this Cake Buffet event has ended.
		- [Girlfriend]: What?! You lie!... What, it ended last Friday?!
		- [Player]: Did you get the dates mixed up?
		- [Girlfriend]: Noooo. I've waited for this day for so long.
		- [Player]: Nothing we can do about it now. But we can go to the next one. I'll just buy your favorite cake today instead.
		- [Girlfriend]: R-really? Wait! I don't need any pity. You won't be able to sweet talk me like that, [Player].
		- [Player]: Sweet talk? I just wanted to cheer you up. Come on, let's head to the cake shop.
		- [Girlfriend]: W-well, OK. Thank you. I'm sorry for doubting you. I want some chocolate cake!
* [Girlfriend]: Oh no! The unstable Ether flow in the air caught us by surprise. Curse you, Nasgbitter!
	+ [Player Choice]: The rain!
		- [Player]: Oh man! The laundry's soaked by the rain.
		- [Girlfriend]: No... It's my fault. I lacked the magical ability to seal the Nasgbitter.
* [Girlfriend]: Listen up, servant! Obey the blood pact we made and challenge me at this video game♪
	+ [Player]: Excuse me?! Just who are you calling your servant?!
		- [Girlfriend]: Here, you get the second controller.
		- [Player]: Wha... Hey! I didn't say I was gonna play!
		- [Girlfriend]: Alright, round 1! Ready, go! Give me everything you've got, you puny human!
		- [Player]: Wha, whoa... We're starting already?!
		- [Girlfriend]: Whomever loses this battle has to trudge into the barren wasteland to search for the fabled Divine Elixir!
		- [Player]: So... It's hot and I don't want to leave the house so go buy me some juice? Is that it?
		- [Girlfriend]: Yup!
		- [Player]: ...You're so soft. Fine, but look... I'm not holding back, you hear?
		- [Player]: Hey, hey, what's going on? I'm launching a 10 hit combo...and the a juggle and finally my special attack.
		- [Girlfriend]: Uwwaaghghhaaa?! No way?! When did you learn all that?! Those moves are super hard!
		- [Player]: Well, since I always have to be Player 2 on your game adventures, it's only natural that I'd up my skill.
		- [Girlfriend]: Mggh... Not bad defeating me... However! Once I sleep and have replenished my magical energies you can be sure that I'll...
		- [Player]: Hey, no weaseling out of our deal. The loser has to go buy juice, remember?
		- [Girlfriend]: Ngghhh...

**End**

* That's not good. You can't erect a strong Magical Barrier on an empty stomach.
* Hm. Those Enchanted Garments aren't bad.
* ...So [Girlfriend], you dare try to stop me as one of the Heaven's Emissaries?
* [Player], you've got some latent Magical Energies there! Yes, it's almost frightening!
* The twilight sky is covered in blue and green. This is true beauty!
* Hm? Are you going to replenish your Magical Energies?
* ...I'm hungry.... Um, I-I didn't say anything! You're imagining things!
* This Grimoire I've been reading recently is quite interesting.
* Do you respect [Girlfriend], [Player]?

* Is this the ritual for Soul Resonance? Then, we should do it in a proper location.
* Uwa! Aiming for my head so quickly like that, you really are one of the King's chosen, [Player]!
* C-Come on! Stop it~! I'm ticklish, you idiot!
* Stop! If you don't stop, I won't be able to hold back...!
* Kyaa! Y-you scared me...! You want something?

**Touch During Date Mode***

* Wow, you're really a survivor, [Other Girlfriend]. I can see that you've gotten through a lot of rough situations.
* With my power, it's nothing to manipulate the thoughts of others. Or at least I assume... [Player]'s busy today so I can't test it out.
* Your eye are fooling you if all you see here is a mere anime, [Other Girlfriend]!
* Fu fu fu... How sad. Looks like I've penetrated your shield and sent you to ground, [Player]... For the third time!
* Fu... So, this is only one chose out of oh so many, huh?
* Nice job [Other Girlfriend]. Judging by that magical skill, I think we can strike the label Rookie from your record.

**Chatted**

* Even the red poison flower, Mandrake poses no threat to... Ow! I cut my finger.
* Wait, wait~! I'm not ready yet! I'm still getting ready! Look, all these accessories and bandages and stuff are important, OK?
* There aren't many who can keep up with me this far. I guess that just makes you all the more worthy of an opponent!
* What? Are you that worried about only having that one earing? Maybe the other one is in his hands by now.
* Ku ku ku... Looks like something interesting was left behind here.

**See you later...**

* Kgh! I can't control the power! Quick! Get away!

* [Girlfriend]: Phew... Looks like I've finally reincarnated.
* [Player]: Huh?
* [Girlfriend]: Quit standing there dumbfounded! You won't be able to fend off attacks from Hell's Guardians like that!
* [Player]: Uh, what? Hell's Guardians?
* [Girlfriend]: Ugh, and this is the leader I'm supposed to follow? Don't be too much of a drag on my search. I need to find the King of Good Tidings.
* [Player]: Wha...? King of... Good Tidings?
* [Girlfriend]: You and your questions. Look, I can't give you all the answers. All this is fate. Don't take it personally.
* [Player]: Um... OK. Anyway, it's a pleasure to meet you.
* [Girlfriend]: Well, I suppose I shall be under your protection while I'm in this world... So... Same here. I thank the heavens for your service.

**Close Together**

* [Girlfriend]: Phew... Another chain sealing away the truth has been broken. I hope our days continue on like this.
* [Player]: Looks like we're really starting to get to know each other.
* [Girlfriend]: That's not all. We've accumulated much filth and grime from the slaying of our enemies. Let's do away with this muck, once and for all!
* [Player]: You really mean it? That would be a big help. You can clean the bath then, OK?
* [Girlfriend]: Uh! Wait! By the magical vow I took eons ago, it's forbidden for me to use my powers on such base, earthly actions!
* [Player]: Ah, hey! Where are you going! It's your turn to clean the bath today, [Girlfriend]!
* [Girlfriend]: If your magical ability allows you to perceive worlds beyond ours, then scrubbing of a bathtub should be child's play!
* [Player]: Oh, well. I was gonna take you out for a romantic stroll as a reward but... ?
* [Girlfriend]: R-really? A-ahem! Very well, I will show you the full extent of my powers. Let's banish the darkness that lurks within this house's four corners!

**Picnic**

* [Girlfriend]: Ku ku ku. As expected from the mystic Oracle. It's been foretold that the jet black clouds will pass revealing the azure sky.
* [Player]: Yup. The weather forecast did say tomorrow would be sunny, just like today. It's really refreshing after yesterday's storms.
* [Girlfriend]: Indeed, and I've crafted a special Enchanted Repast to celebrate the coming of the azure skies today.
* [Player]: Oh? You made a boxed lunch for me? Thanks! Can I eat it now?
* [Girlfriend]: Very well. Taste and be amazed at my charming culinary craftwork!
* [Player]: Well then, I'll dig in! ...Oh, my god.
* [Girlfriend]: Ugh! I suppose this level of craftwork was far beyond my current skill level.
* [Player]: It's delicious, [Girlfriend]! Thank you so much! If you keep making me lunches like this, then I'll take you out whenever you'd like!
* [Girlfriend]: Okay! Ah... I mean... Ku ku ku, I recall exchanging a similar vow many eons and worlds ago. So... Um, I'll take you up on your offer.

**Eternal Bind**

* [Girlfriend]: I feel a strong resonance deep in my soul. Is it... Yes, the inevitable! This is what the world... What I have been searching for.
* [Player Action]: It must be love.
* [Girlfriend]: So, it's true. The magical seal holding the enemy at bay has started breaking.
* [Player]: Um... What are you talking about?
* [Girlfriend]: The seal keeping away our ultimate demonic enemies. If it completely fails, the Barrier of Light will collapse and the world will fall into chaos.
* [Player]: I don't really get all that but it sounds like trouble.
* [Girlfriend]: Yes... In order to reseal them, we will need a high class barrier. But I can't seal it away with my own power... Not alone!
* [Player]: So, what should we do?
* [Girlfriend]: In order to maintain the Barrier of Light... The power from a loved one is needed. So... I need you to stay with me... Forever.
* [Player]: Of course. I'll always be with you. I love you.
* [Girlfriend]: Yes, stay with me... I... Love? Really? Then the balance of the world will be maintained. Thank you.

**No Time For That**

* [Girlfriend]: I feel a strong resonance deep in my soul. Is it... Yes, the inevitable! This is what the world... What I have been searching for.
* [Player Action]: I think you're imagining things.
* [Girlfriend]: It... It can't be. But... This indescribable feeling, like my heart is about to burst. What else could it be?
* [Player]: Ummm, I think it's just your imagination.
* [Girlfriend]: No, it's not! ...I mean... We...
* [Player]: Hm? Did you say something?
* [Girlfriend]: Oh, um... Nothing. I was just saying that I should go meet with my comrades from the Organization.
* [Player]: I wonder what Organization she's talking about?
* [Girlfriend]: ...I suppose now really isn't the right time. Still, I'll never forget the promise we made during that twilit night in our past lives. No matter what.

**Couple's Vacation**

* [Girlfriend]: The countless days have melted into the past. The barriers restraining my soul have finally been lifted. I am truly grateful.
* [Player]: Yea, I really feel close to you, [Girlfriend]. I feel like we truly have something special.
* [Girlfriend]: Ugh! Is this also due to a magical spell? I feel my Herzschlag levels rising, quickening... But, I don't dislike this feeling.
* [Player]: We've really been through a lot together, don't you think?
* [Girlfriend]: I-Indeed. We've walked many paths side by side. I feel a shining light inside me that not even the deepest darkness could extinguish.
* [Player]: Ah ha ha. My thoughts exactly. I hope I can become as poetic as you are, [Girlfriend]. May we both... prosper and live long? Is that good?
* [Girlfriend]: Eh!? Ehhh!?
* [Player]: Uh oh, did it not come out right? Huh? What's with your face, [Girlfriend]? It's turning bright red.
* [Girlfriend]: N-no, it isn't! This is just, um... Magical Energy dissipating from a spell I cast! Spectrum of the Lotus Flower! Now, my enemies will be forever cursed!

* [Tomboy]: Woohoo~! We're on holiday~!
* [Chunibyo]: Fuahahaha, the days of continuous rest and respite have come~♪
* [Tomboy]: I'm so excited~! What are we gonna play? Baseball? Soccer? Basketball? Or maybe some wrestling?
* [Chunibyo]: Fufufu, why play one when you can play them all?! \*beep\*
* [Tomboy]: ...Huh? We're not going to go out and play?
* [Chunibyo]: Oh, we're playing.
* [Tomboy]: Wait, do you mean videogames~?!
* [Chunibyo]: Yeah, sports games. Got a problem with that?
* [Tomboy]: But we've got all these days on holiday! Why don't you wanna go outside?
* [Chunibyo]: We've got all these day on holiday, why would I want to do anything but play games?
* [Tomboy]: You can just play outside! Grr, I'm confiscating your games!
* [Chunibyo]: Whaaat?! Why you high-level thief, stealing my dark matter like that!
* [Tomboy]: I have no idea what you're talking about, but if you want these back then come and get 'em~!
* [Chunibyo]: Grr! I'll make you \*yoink\* regret that \*yoink\* I swear...! \*yoink\*
* [-]: ...
* [Tomboy]: What? Is that all you've got?
* [Chunibyo]: \*puff\* \*wheeze\* ... Gah! I-I'm out of hit points...
* [Tomboy]: Ahahah♪ You're so weak~! This is what you get for playing games and never exercising, you know?
* [Chunibyo]: \*huff\* \*puff\* ... I'm a support magic class, I didn't put any points into my stamina! And besides, I get lots of exercise!
* [Chunibyo]: See the calluses on my thumbs? They're from all the time on console games. The ones on my middle finger are from arcades...
* [Tomboy]: ... I honestly don't know how to respond to this.
* [Chunibyo]: Anyway, as a denizen of the dark, I renounce the light!
* [Tomboy]: Umm, so you're saying that you only wanna play inside at home, right? Okay, that means we can wrestle!
* [Chunibyo]: H-hey, wait! Why do you have to make everything about doing exercise?!
* [Tomboy]: I'll teach you all the moves! C'mon, this one's called a cobra twist... Hyah♪
* [Chunibyo]: Gyaaaaaah! Owwww... H-huh?
* [Tomboy]: What's the matter?
* [Chunibyo]: It doesn't hurt! If anything... it feels good! My stiff shoulders are better now!
* [Tomboy]: Ohh♪ In that case, lemme hit you with another one! This one's the figure four leg lock.
* [Chunibyo]: \*crack\* Gahhh~!

**Chunibyo and Yandere - September Chat**

* [Chunibyo]: Heh heh heh... The twin demons of the abyss have descended upon the land of mortals! Our banquet of darkness begins!
* [Yandere]: ... I have no idea what you're going on about, but... it doesn't sound flattering at all...
* [Chunibyo]: Ta-da~! [Chunibyo] and [Yandere]'s Creepy Cooking for their Autumn Appetites~♪
* [Yandere]: ... Creepy, makes it sound so unflattering... More importantly, what are you even doing here in the kitchen, [Chunibyo]...?
* [Chunibyo]: Heh heh heh... I am here to lend you my powers. Together we shall reach the heights of flavordom and make [Player} our prisoner!
* [Yandere]: ...I'm actually worried now... Just don't get in my way, okay...?
* [-]: \*chop-chop\* \*sizzle\* \*bubble\*
* [Chunibyo]: Wow~, you actually know how to cook, [Yandere].
* [Yandere]: ... What's that supposed to mean...?
* [Chunibyo]: Oh, it's just that [Player] never lets you cook or anything, right?
* [Chunibyo]: I figured you were a crappy cook, but that actually looks pretty good!
* [Yandere]: ... Excuse you... If you have your doubts, just taste it then...
* [Chunibyo]: Oh, is this a challenge? \*nom\* Ooh! This is good! Very well, you have passed my test♪
* [Yandere]: Fufu... fufufu... The taste gets better... Just watch...
* [Chunibyo]: What? Do you mean to say it will level up even further? Not even the heavens are ready for such flavors...!
* [Yandere]: Fufu... fufufu... \*huff\*... \*huff\* ...♪
* [Chunibyo]: Hey, someone will get hurt if you hold the kitchen knife like that! What are you trying to do?!
* [Yandere]: \*huff\* ... \*huff\* ... The secret ingredient is... droplets of your love... [Chunibyo]...♪
* [Chunibyo]: Wahhh~! Wait wait wait, you're gonna cut me~! \*wrestle\*
* [Yandere]: Wh-what are you doing...?! Let me go, so that I can cut you...! I need a special ingredient...!
* [Chunibyo]: Are you crazy~?! Do you know how much that's going to hurt?! Quit it~!
* [-]: \*crash\* \*thud\* \*bash\*
* [Player]: Hey, you two! Stop fighting in the kitchen! What on earth is... \*thunk\* Aiieee!
* [Chunibyo]: Ah, [Player]! Good timing! Confiscate that knife immediately and seal it away for eternity~!
* [Player]: Whaddya mean, confiscate?! Man, that was close... I only just got out of the way in the nick of time...
* [Player]: Seriously, what is going here?! ... Wait, w-were you cooking? You didn't put anything weird in it, did you...?
* [Yandere]: Not yet...! I couldn't get my secret ingredient...! Wahhh...!
* [-]: ...
* [Chunibyo]: \*huff\* \*puff\* ... So that's what you were up to... [Yandere]! I've placed a mystic barrier around the kitchen! If you want to get in, you have to defeat me!
* [Yandere]: Hmph...

**Chunibyo and Timid - December Chat**

* [Chunibyo]: Heh heh heh... We have finally arrived in the holy land! Your dark lord walks among you~!
* [Timid]: Ohh... Th-there's so man< people... What is everyone lining up for...?
* [Chunibyo]: Foolish human! Do you not understand the significance of this pilgrimage?
* [Timid]: Eeek! I'm sorry! I'm sorry~!
* [Chunibyo]: ... I'm just joking, so stop panicking, okay? (You're cramping my style...)
* [Chunibyo]: It matters not. Behold! In the distance, is there not a building that looks like an inverted pyramid? That is our glorious destination!
* [Timid]: Whaaat~! We started lining up before the sun came up, but there's still all those people in front of us~?!
* [Timid]: ... Between the shock and the cold, I think I'm going to pass out...
* [Chunibyo]: Gahhh! Revive~! Umm, okay... \*squeeze\* There! Nice and warm, right~?!
* [Timid]: ... Fufu♪ You're so warm, [Chunibyo]... Thank you...♪
* [Chunibyo]: Th-that's good... We can do this until we get through gates, so don't go dying in battle on me again, okay?
* [Chunibyo]: (The plan was to have her carry half the spoils of victory... I chose the wrong warrior.)
* [-]: (Two hours later.)
* [Chunibyo]: Heh heh heh... It's finally mine! The Ars Magna that I have sought for so long!
* [Timid]: Eek... eek... I-it's so heavy... Are these all books...?
* [Chunibyo]: Yeah, that's right. Okay, let's go grab some food and go home?
* [Timid]: What...? W-we waited for five hours and now we're just going to go home?!
* [Chunibyo]: Huh? I mean, we got what we came for.
* [Timid]: I-I know, but... I guess that's a good thing. We were only in there for a short time, but... it was so tiring...
* [Timid]: Each book is so thin, but you got so many of them... H-how many did you buy...?
* [Chunibyo]: Who knows? I just grabbed whatever looked good♪ Number means nothing to me!
* [Timid]: Hyaaah! It's only 20 pages long, but it costs 1000 shells~?!
* [Chunibyo]: Is that a problem?
* [Timid]: It's a huge problem~!
* [Chunibyo]: It's got a lot of color pages, so what do you expect? One must pay a fitting price to taste the pleasures of the abyss!
* [Chunibyo]: Give this one a quick read. It's a new one and it's pretty interesting. Consider this my way of saying thanks for today.
* [Timid]: Ah... is this the one you got from the place with that long line that went all the way around the building...?
* [Timid]: !!!?!?!?
* [Chunibyo]: Whoa! Your face is red like a blazing comet!
* [Timid]: Wh-wh-what... is this... Why...? The two men are... and... oh my god... \*collapse\*

* [Girlfriend]: Sullt the Flaming Titan is on the rampage... At this rate the Earth will be destroyed.
* [Player]: It sure is hot. Probably the hottest it's been all year.
* [Girlfriend]: Nevertheless! With this world's activated defenses, it won't be able to touch us!
* [Player]: Air Conditioners are such a great invention.
* [Girlfriend]: At this rate, the Flaming Giant should retreat. Looks like there's no need for our trump card.
* [Player]: It's so hot, I think I'll die. I hope it cools down soon.
* [Girlfriend]: Fu fu fu, there is still time before that happens. Until then, let's enjoy this Ice World's splendor.

**Winter Footsteps**

**Merry Christmas**

**Happy New Year**

* [Player]: Wow, it's January already. Last year just flew by, huh?
* [Girlfriend]: The past era has already disappeared into the abyss. Now we look towards a new era and must walk whatever path it presents us.
* [Player]: Heh, yeah. I look forward to walking more with you this year.
* [Girlfriend]: Y-yes...That's right. We travel together to put an end to the Infinite Dark Universe and bring world peace.
* [Player]: That's not why I'm with you [Girlfriend]. I just want to be together with you.
* [Girlfriend]: Um... I... Uh... I-I... You... Together.
* [Player]: Just come out and say it, [Girlfriend].
* [Girlfriend]: Mmm! I just want to be together with you too! Ugh... The humiliation.

**Valentine's Day**

* [Player]: So what do you think about when you think of February?
* [Girlfriend]: The day where people exchange sweets, all the while being lead by the mysterious force known as love.
* [Player]: Being lead by? You make it sound like it's a bad thing.
* [Girlfriend]: What's more, you have the ritual of banishing the denizens of Hell using grains forged from the Earth.
* [Player]: Ah, Setsubun. Cleaning up after throwing all those ceremonial seeds is a real pain.
* [Girlfriend]: Driving away those devilish denizens isn't a ritual by itself. Returning all of life's sullied and used objects to the Void of Nothingness is.
* [Player]: You're right. You have to clean up your own messes. That's life after all! On that note, make sure you clean up any messes you make yourself, OK?
* [Girlfriend]: Erg, umm... Alright.

**A Rainy Day**

* [Girlfriend]: Ngh... Under enemy attack. Is this... Gravity Manipulation?
* [Player]: Aren't you just feeling heavy due to humidity from the rain?
* [Girlfriend]: A precipitation-based spell, is it? Now's the time for our trump card! We'll dry up all the hostile magical energy!
* [Player]: Alright, activating dehumidifier!
* [Girlfriend]: I think we've fended off the attack. Justice is served. Now, sing a joyous song!
* [Player]: Uh... umm... Pfft... Bwa ha ha ha!
* [Girlfriend]: Aaa ha ha ha haa!

**White Day**

* [Player]: You know, I always get the feeling there are less things going on during March.
* [Girlfriend]: What about the customary parading of snow white marionettes across crimson soil?
* [Player]: Oh yeah, Hina-matsuri. Anything else?
* [Girlfriend]: Else...? Um... There's, uh... G-graduation...
* [Player]: Hmm... I guess that counts. Yeah, it does. Anything else?
* [Girlfriend]: Um, well... Let's see. Viewing the cherry blossoms, I guess?
* [Player]: Oh yeah, cherry blossoms! As soon as the flowers bloom, let's go see them together.
* [Girlfriend]: Okay! Erm... Ahem! Fu wa ha ha ha! An invitation to witness the great tree Yggdrasil, is it? Very well, let's enjoy it to it's fullest!

**April Fool's**

* [Girlfriend]: Oi... wake up already...!
* [Player]: Hm... Where are we...? Did we fall asleep outside...?
* [Girlfriend]: What in the world are you saying? You'd know what's going on if you properly looked around!
* [Player]: A merchant used some kind of magic on us... And now, everyone around us is wearing some type of weird outfit...!
* [-]: Which means... we've been transported to another world...!
* [Girlfriend]: [Girlfriend] and [Player]'s journey begins after being transported to another world!
* [Player]: We got an emergency quest. We're supposed to defeat the Gigantic Wizard!
* [-]: Th-that thing looks pretty strong... Do you think we'll be able to do it...?
* [Girlfriend]: Will... [Girlfriend] be able to finally use magic...?!
* [Player]: It's time for you to be set ablaze...! Sunlight Explosion! Huh...? What happened to my fireballs?!
* [Kobayashi]: It doesn't seem...you'll ever be able to use magic here.
* [Girlfriend]: Chunibyo will remain simply that, Chunibyo!
* [-]: \*sob\* I don't wanna live here under those conditions~!
* [Girlfriend]: An anime adaptation of the popular fantasy parallel world story will arrive in the year 2222!

**Spring Is Here**

* [Player]: [Girlfriend], where did you go?
* [Girlfriend]: Ugh... Unnnggh.
* [Player]: You'll catch a cold if you sleep there, you know.
* [Girlfriend]: Unngh... I, I wasn't sleeping! I mean...I was not asleep! I was locked in Mortal Combat against monsters in the World of Illusion!
* [Player]: Was the monster's name Drowsiness? Looks like it was a one sided battle to me.
* [Girlfriend]: F-for your information, I destroyed all of the enemy. So say what you will but I know what I am doing!

**A Day In May**

* [Girlfriend]: Oh no! It's Sullt of the Scorching Flame. He's slowly but surely swallowing the world whole!
* [Player]: Um, is Sullt the... Flame Titan in the sky you were talking about before?
* [Girlfriend]: We have to prepare ourselves before his flames engulf our castle fortress. Quick, ready Nilflheim of the Mist to counteract the flames.
* [Player]: Um, sorry. You lost me there.
* [Girlfriend]: I-I'm saying... Have to... Filter and clean... Before it gets hot.
* [Player]: Oh, you mean use the air filter! You're right, once May and the rainy season rolls around, it does get hot and humid.
* [Girlfriend]: Exactly, so it wouldn't hurt to... Um, take precautions!
* [Player]: That's a good idea. Let's get our spring cleaning out of the way before the weather heats up.

**A Rainy Day**

* [Girlfriend]: Ngh... Under enemy attack. Is this... Gravity Manipulation?
* [Player]: Aren't you just feeling heavy due to humidity from the rain?
* [Girlfriend]: A precipitation-based spell, is it? Now's the time for our trump card! We'll dry up all the hostile magical energy!
* [Player]: Alright, activating dehumidifier!
* [Girlfriend]: I think we've fended off the attack. Justice is served. Now, sing a joyous song!
* [Player]: Uh... umm... Pft... Bwa ha ha ha!
* [Girlfriend]: Aaa ha ha ha haa!

**Marine Day Fun!**

* [Girlfriend]: We're heading towards the holy ground, origin spot of many beings.
* [Player]: It is Marine Day, so how about a swim?
* [Girlfriend]: Don't forget to equip your Anti-Shine Coating.
* [Player]: Ah, sunscreen. Oh yea, can I ask about that origin of beings or whatever?
* [Girlfriend]: Hm? Feel free. I'll provide answers to whatever question you have.
* [Player]: So um, saying stuff like origin of beings is a little weird, I think.
* [Girlfriend]: Wha?!

**Fireworks Show**

* [Girlfriend]: Fu fu... These flashy fire-based magic attacks in the air... Every time I see them, I feel a certain something will happen.
* [Player]: Like what? Woah, [Girlfriend] here comes a big one!
* [Girlfriend]: Wow! The fireworks are so huge... amazing! So beautiful.
* [Player]: So cute.
* [Girlfriend]: Huh!? What... No! I was just expressing pride of being alive in this world. I mean... you know...
* [Player]: Even while proud, you're still cute [Girlfriend].
* [Girlfriend]: Huh... Wha... I... I suppose I'll stomach your kind words. Pff ha ha.

**A Christmas Miracle +**

**Reading Under The Autumn Sky +**

**Very Naughty Nurse +**

**Naughty Nurse +**

**Our Grand Celebration +**

**Super Beach Beauty +**

**Beach Beauty +**

**My Most Beautiful Bride +**

**My Beautiful Bride +**

**Starting Our New Life+**

* [Girlfriend]: Kukuku... You have sealed an eternal contract with me...♪
* [Girlfriend]: Now then, we must seal the contract with a k-kiss... M-mwah~♪ \*mumble\*...
* \*poke\*
* [Girlfriend]: Ohh... D-don't poke my face... \*mumble\*
* \*poke poke\*
* [Girlfriend]: Hmph... If you keep that up, the contract will not be sealed! ... Hmm? Where am I...? Where is the altar...?
* [Girlfriend]: My room? Is it... is it morning?
* [Girlfriend]: Gaaaaah~! [Player], wh-wh-what are you doing in my room?!
* [Girlfriend]: Didn't we agree to knock on each other's doors before barging in...?!
* [Girlfriend]: [Player], you're so stupid~!
* [Girlfriend]: Huh? The time? Do I need to practice my time manipulation magic...?! My alarm didn't go off...?
* [Girlfriend]: So... What time is it...?
* [Girlfriend]: Oh no~! I have a shift at the cat cafe today... I'll be late~!
* [Girlfriend]: [Player]~! Are you sure you haven't cast a spell on me?! I need to get ready...
* [Girlfriend]: Huh...? What was I sealing with a kiss before...? Gaaah~! Forget you heard anything~!
* [Girlfriend]: Ugh... Someone has sabotaged me with a most powerful spell...

**Dreaming Of The Sweetest Love +**

**Dreaming Of Sweet Love +**

**Super Sweet Valentine's Surprise♪ +**

**Sweet Valentine's Surprise♪ +**

**A Very Merry Christmas To You! +**

**Merry Christmas To You! +**

**Christmas With My Girlfriend +**

**My Happiness Is Fluff +**

**Naughty Devil +**

**Very Naughty Devil +**

**Congrats! 3rd Anniversary +**

**Romantic Summer Day With You♪+**

**Deep Sea Mermaid Princess +**

**A Pure White Wedding!~ +**

* [Girlfriend]: Kukuku... to think the day would come where I would wear a white wedding dress... it feels like I'm dreaming!
* [Girlfriend]: It's a rhythmic ritual that every girl dreams about...!
* [Girlfriend]: And to think I'd be partnered up with you, [Player]...! I must... Calm myself down!
* [Girldriend: I look good, right...? Burn the image into your eyes!
* [Girlfriend]: Kuku♪ What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?
* [Girlfriend]: I was about to unleash my latent powers! Hahaha~♪
* [Girlfriend]: Also, I studied up for the ritual taking palce tonight!
* [Girlfriend]: I can't believe there are so many dresses and designs... To think coming up with a strategy would be this difficult...
* [Girlfriend]: Oof...! The white dress I'm wearing is so bright...! It's hard to... open my eyes...!
* [Girlfriend]: This magic is unlike anything I've ever seen before.
* [Girlfriend]: What kind of dress would you like to see me wear, [Player]?
* [Girlfriend]: Kukuku! It seems you're at a loss of words... Since I am so benevolent, I will forgive you...
* [Girlfriend]: Then let's find something worthy for me to wear together. Hahaha!
* [Girlfriend]: Until then, I shall obtain the powers to bring this world to its knees...!
* [Girlfriend]: And then one day, I hope to become your bride, and we can change the fate of the world together, [Player]...!
* [Girlfriend]: Huhu... The contract is finished. Hm? It seems the ritual is about to start...
* [Girlfriend]: Are you nervous? It's okay. There's nothing to worry about.
* [Girlfriend]: If we walk this path together, there is no doubt we can mold this world into our own!
* [Girlfriend]: Hmm...? Where did [Player] go? W-wait. Don't leave me!
* [Girlfriend]: Let's hold hands~! You lead the way!

**Marshmallow Pout Patne +**

* [Player]: Okay, that should just about do it. My White Day sweets are good to go♪
* [Player]: Haha, I said that I've got nothing to give to someone who made no effort on Valentine's Day and all that, so this is really going to surprise her♪
* [Player]: Hey~, [Girlfriend]~. I made some sweets for us...
* [Girlfriend]: \*Nom\* These marshmallows are amazing~♪
* [Player]: Ah! You've been eating behind my back! And what's up with that outfit? A new cosplay or something?
* [Girlfriend]: Thats for the tasty treats, [Player] As a token of thanks... why don't we enter a pact of the highest power?
* [Player]: Umm?
* [Girlfriend]: A pact of the highest power, Maximus Pactio, the ultimate pact that binds servant and master as one...♪
* [Player]: Huh? ... Wait, d-does that mean what I think it means...?!
* [Girlfriend]: Let's become one, [Player]♪ Hehe♪
* [Player]: Wait, wait, something's not right here! What happened to you and your whole dark lord thing?! Snap out of it~!
* -Clonk-
* [Girlfriend]: Gah!! ...Oww, raising your hand without a second thought towards your dark master!! Ungrateful human~!!
* [Player]: Ah, you're back to normal. What on earth happened to you just now?
* [Girlfriend]: Urgh... I summoned Lilith, but she possessed me in the process... I almost lost my body and my soul to her...
* [Player]: I really don't need this on White Day...

**Your Adoring Chocolita +**

**Bunny Girl Santa +**

* [Player]: Oh... I must have... fallen asleep during the Christmas party... So now...
* [Girlfriend]: Kekeke... Well... You're awake... Because of my revival spell!
* [Player]: Is that voice [Girlfriend]? ... Ah, that's right... I was... so tired from the Christmas party...
* [Girlfriend]: Kathwack!
* [Player]: That's not a revival spell, that's a destruction spell! Wait, [Girlfriend]?!
* [Girlfriend]: Merry Christmas!
* [Player]: You're a Santa Bunny?! What's going on...?
* [Girlfriend]: Huhuhu... Th-this ceremonial costume is from an ancient celebration...
* [Girlfriend]: Wa, waaah~! This is way too embarassing~!
* [Player]: Well, then why are you still...?
* [Girlfriend]: Ooh... This was your Christmas present, [Player]...
* [Girlfriend]:I asked Michiru... she said this would make you happy... I wonder...
* [Player] Yeah, I'm really happy... You look great♪
* [Girlfriend]: R-really?!... \*cough\* Then all is well♪
* [Girlfriend]: Kehehe... Now... Tonight's holy festival is only just beginning...
* [Girlfriend] And we shall create grand memories together♪ Ahahahaha!

**Silent Night With Bunny Santa! +**

* -Christmas, December 25-
* [Girlfriend]: Kukuku...
* [Girlfriend]: Today will be a lovely night indeed...! Let us proceed with the ritual...!
* [Player]: Merry Christmas♪
* [Girlfriend]: Why are you so happy?! Today marks a holy night that only comes once a year. Show more respect...
* [Player]: You look really good in that Santa outfit.
* [Girlfriend]: I told you already, this is Christmas' formal attire...
* [Player]: And what are you holding?
* [Girlfriend]: Th-these are offerings for the ritual...~!
* [Player]: This offering (fruitcake) tastes amazing♪
* [Girlfriend]: I was saving that fruitcake for last~!
* [Player]: I'm sorry. I got a little hungry while you were doing your ritual.
* [Girlfriend]: I see... Instead of a white Christmas... You prefer a red one! If that's what you wish for, you'll get it!
* [Player]: Woah, H-hold on for a second! There's no reason to go from 0 to 100 like that...!
* [Girlfriend]: I don't want to hear it! I'll make sure this is one night you'll never forget...!

**Pretty Kitty Mage +**

**2 Years Of Congratulations! +**

**Seaside Seductress +**

**Our Honeymoon Night +**

* [Girlfriend]: Waaahh! Help! Help me~~!
* [Player]: Wow, a beautiful blushing, running bride. You look great, [Girlfriend].
* [Girlfriend]: Are you mocking me?! You'd best watch it, human! Lest you anger me, who wields the power of the Devil King!
* [Player]: That's mean. How could you say that? After all, a friend is going to put on our wedding for cheap.
* [Michiru]: Ufufu♪ Found you, [Girlfriend]♪ Now, don't run away like that. I need to do your hair.
* [Girlfriend]: Kyaa!! The Witch, Flechtende Hexe has respawned!
* [Player]: Ahaha, who would've thought that Michiru would've become a wedding planner and what's more. plan OURS.
* [Girlfriend]: What is with this pure white dress?! Curse you, witch! Are you trying to seal my Dark Enchanted Energies?!
* [Michiru]: Hehe♪ Darkly Energetic Witch, huh? Well, with this pure white dress, you're like an Angel♪
* [Player]: Wow. Michiru is leading that [Girlfriend] around by the nose.
* [Girlfriend]: Gyaaaaaaahh!!
* (It was said on that day, that an extraordinary dark energy was expunged from this Earth.)
* [Girlfriend]: My dark soul... It's been purified. I feel so... Ugh, DIRTY in white.
* [Player]: Hmm. You look like you've taken a critical hit by the enemy there. Hehe.
* [Player]: Alright, let's pull it together. This is just the first dress. We have to try the other shades of white on♪
* [Girlfriend]: ??!! Hades... This is truly the Dark Underworld!!

**The Sengoku Princess +**

**Crimson Tea Time +**

**Ma Cherie Blanche +**

**My Sweet Valentine +**

**Girlfriend Gift Box +**

* [Girlfriend]: [Player]? Are you awake?
* [Player]: zzz... zzz...
* [Girlfriend]: ... Ku ku ku. The slumber has consumed...
* [Girlfriend]: Tjough sleep is a fickle illusion... I must stay vigilant...
* [Girlfriend}: Hmm... No stocking... under the pillow instead, then.
* [Player]: ... [Girlfriend].
* [Girlfriend]: ...?! Is my covern blown...?! I need a fake passport, a plane ticker to---
* [Player]: [Girlfriend]... zzz...
* [Girlfriend]: Just sleep talking...? Phew.
* [Girlfriend]: Still, why my name...? What sort of dream could it be...?
* [Player]: zzz... zzz...
* [Girlfriend]: Oh, righyt, I almost forgot my mission. The coast is clear. Back to the pillow...
* [Girlfriend]: Just a little Christmas gift from me ♪  And... thanks. For everything.
* [Girlfriend]: Ku ku ku ♪  Now wait for [Player]'s reaction in the morning. Merry christmas ♪

**Princess Of The Moon +**

**Magical Flying Witch +**

**I'm Changing...! +**

**My Darling Bride +**

**Nature's Goddess Freya +**

**Santa's Little Helper +**

**Bride of Eternal Vows +**

* [-] (After the ceremony ended, you waited for [Girlfriend] to finish changing into her regular clothes.)
* [Girlfriend]: Perceive my evolutionary form, ! Kukuku... You are so shocked that you're at a loss for words, huh?
* [Girlfriend]: My loyal servants suggested I wear a dress that had just arrived, and in order to update my appearance, I decided to put it on!
* [Girlfriend]: Hm...? You think it's pretty? O-oh... I am tired of hearing praise... But I appreciate it, nonetheless.
* [Girlfriend]: But this form is only temporary, Chronos will transform me into my true form, I'm certain...
* [Girlfriend]: You like me in my daily clothes as well? Ku... Your chants of praise ring sweet in my ears.
* [Girlfriend]: ... My thoughts on the ceremony? A moment etched in a page of my grimoire...
* [Girlfriend]: The bells of happiness continues to ring inside my soul, and has silenced the darkness in my heart.
* [Girlfriend]: If we are to perform a true ritual, the bell of happiness is sure to ring loud and true of al eternity, and I will surely become all-powerful...
* [Girlfriend]: However, it is not yet time for such a thing. Until I gain the power to assure you of your happiness...
* [Girlfriend]: Huh? You're already happy just by being by my side? Wha---...Uh...D-do not let me listen to whispers of the devil!
* [Girlfriend]: I have my dignity. The only one who an acknowledge my power is me.
* [Girlfriend]: So prepare yourself! I will gain a lot of experience, and make the light inside me shine even brighter.
* [Girlfriend]: And once the light in me is strong enough to grant you happiness, then we can make an eternal pledge at our true ritual! [Girlfriend]: That's why... You are not to leave my side, understood? Ree♪

* [Girlfriend]: Be careful, I sense evil magic.
* [Player]: That's just the smell of beef stew coming from the neighbors' windows.
* [Girlfriend]: No, I can definitely feel it. It makes my right eye ache.
* [Player]: You mean your eye where your magical energy was sealed a long time ago or something?
* [Girlfriend]: Yes! Hee hee. You remembered my backstory ♪
* [Player]: I could have sworn that last time you said it was your left eye though.
* [Girlfriend]: Mmgh!? L-look! It's here! The source of all that evil energy!
* [Player]: She blew me off. OK, what's say we leave it at that for today, hm?
* [Player]: Oh man, now look! Those kids are looking at us like we're crazy. Wait ma'am, it's OK. We're not suspicious, I swear!
* [Girlfriend]: No, I'm serious! It's really here! Look!
* [Player]: Hm? Oh, it's just a cat. I wonder who's it is?
* [Girlfriend]: No, it's not just a cat. Inside it resides a powerful demon of darkness.
* [Player]: ... Because it's a black cat? It's kinda cute actually. Aww, there we go.
* [Girlfriend]: Hmm? That's odd. It's evil powers probably haven't fully awakened yet.
* [Player]: You're plenty awake, [Girlfriend]. That's for sure. Here, do you want to hold him? He's so cute.
* [Girlfriend]: W-whoa! H-how do I do it?
* [Player]: Ha ha ha! Relax, all you have to do is pet him.
* [Girlfriend]: L-like this? I-I'm a little nervous.
* [Player]: Relax, it's just a kitty cat. If you tickle them under their throat like this, they really like it.
* [Girlfriend]: L-like this? Ah, ouch! He scratched me!
* [Player]: Ha ha ha! That's because you called him evil!

**Grocery Shopping**

* [Player]: Hmm, what should I make for tonight's side dish?
* [Girlfriend]: Fu fu fu. Leave tonight's meal to me.
* [Player]: Hmm, probably something easy to make.
* [Girlfriend]: Hey! Don't just ignore me! I said that I will make it!
* [Player]: It'll just be another one of your foods you got while hunting, won't it?
* [Player]: Sorry, but that's no good. Plus, you play with your food too much anyway.
* [Girlfriend]: Gggh.
* [Player]: Anyway, what do you like to eat?
* [Girlfriend]: I like Minotaur Steak and Slime Jelly ♪
* [Player]: What type of real life food, I should have said.
* [Girlfriend]: Humph, you're no fun.
* [Player]: Now she's pouting. Oh well.
* [Player]: Well, I guess I make some bitter melon salad tonight.
* [Girlfriend]: Ewww! No way! Let's have pork cutlets! I want pork cutlets!
* [Player]: Uh uh. Eating greasy food all the time is bad for your health.
* [Girlfriend]: But that stuff is too bitter! If I eat it, I'll lose HP just by slipping and tripping on a banana peel!
* [Player]: No respect for the bitter melon, I see.
* [Girlfriend]: It's cursed, poisonous vegetation! It will tear away at my flesh from the inside!
* [Player]: Sure, it will. Look, it may be bitter but it's good for you. Now come on, this is what we're eating.
* [Girlfriend]: Noo! I don't want it! I don't want it!

**Rainy Day**

* [Girlfriend]: Oh, no~.
* [Player]: It's raining. But the weather forecast said it'd be sunny today.
* [Girlfriend]: What do you expect from a human prediction. If you really need to hear premonitions, then look no further than yours truly.
* [Player]: You say that but did you bring an umbrella?
* [Girlfriend]: ... No.
* [Player]: Looks like it won't let up anytime soon. Oh well, we might as well head back home.
* [Girlfriend]: Awww! So we're not gonna go the anime store and get the latest goods?
* [Player]: Pass.
* [Girlfriend]: What about the new video game I have on reserve at the game store?
* [Player]: Not today, I'm afraid.
* [Girlfriend]: Awww. Curse you, Spirits of the Sky's Tears! Feel my wrath!
* [Player]: Hey, hold on! Where are you going? You'll get drenched out there!
* [Girlfriend]: I'll use my magic to control the weather patterns! This rain is nothing!
* [Player]: You're acting silly. Come back inside!
* [Girlfriend]: Fu wa ha ha! No one can stop me!
* [Girlfriend]: Come forth! My Guardian Spirit Enumclaw! Take the form of lightning and disperse these pitch black clouds!
* [Player]: Won't adding lightning just put more fuel on the fire?
* [Girlfriend]: Fu wa ha ha! Wa ha ha ha ha ha... ? A-choo!
* [Player]: Now what did I tell you? Come on in, let's get you dried off.
* [Girlfriend]: OK. (sniffle)

**We're Late!**

* [Girlfriend]: Time! Stop!
* [Player]: You don't actually think you can stop time, do you? If you have time to do that, then run!
* [Girlfriend]: But I'm tired! I can't run anymore!
* [Player]: What are you talking about! At this rate, we're gonna be late!
* [Girlfriend]: Ugggh! Why didn't we leave earlier?
* [Player]: You were the one who stayed up late watching anime!
* [Girlfriend]: Ugh, that's true.
* [Player]: Don't just sit there! Stand up! The bell will ring any second!
* [Girlfriend]: Nggh! Don't worry about me! Go on ahead without me, all that awaits me is death.
* [Player]: No! Medic! Medic! Is what you wanted me to say?
* [Girlfriend]: No, I just, whoa! Hey!
* [Player]: Quit playing around, seriously. Hurry, run!
* [Girlfriend]: Ow ow ow! OK, OK! Don't pull on my arm like that!
* [Girlfriend]: There's a corner! If we keep running at this rate, we'll run into another girl with a piece of toast in her mouth!
* [Player]: What the heck are you talking about?
* [Girlfriend]: It's the classic fated meeting of two future lovers scenario ♪
* [Player]: Do you seriously not understand the situation right now?!
* [Girlfriend]: Waaah! OK, I'm sorry! Alright, I'll take it seriously from now on.
* [Player]: Ah!
* [Girlfriend]: Ohh boy.
* [Girlfriend]: The bell has tolled. YOU! LOSE!
* [Player]: ... ? What?

**Date At The Zoo**

* [Girlfriend]: Oh. Boy. It's been so long... Since I've been... To the zoo.
* [Player]: Come on. Show a little enthusiasm at least.
* [Girlfriend]: Well, what do you want? I wanted to play video games today.
* [Girlfriend]: I'm right at the end with the final boss. I was gonna unlock the true story ending today!
* [Player]: I seriously have no idea what you're talking about. Still, you can't stay cooped up in the house all the time.
* [Player]: It's good to get out and stretch your legs sometimes. Gotta keep healthy, you know.
* [Girlfriend]: Ugh, it's such a pain. Wait, where are you going?
* [Player]: Huh? Don't you want to see any animals?
* [Player]: I mean, you're a girl after all. I'd thought you'd wanna see some pandas or koalas or capybaras or something.
* [Girlfriend]: No, not really.
* [Player]: Sigh, I wonder if we should have even came here.
* [Girlfriend]: Oooh! Do they have any Dragons or Chimeras here ♪
* [Girlfriend]: I would so love to see one! I wonder if I could defeat one with my magic?
* [Player]: What sort of zoo would have those?
* [Girlfriend]: You're right. So lame~.
* [Player]: There aren't any dragons per say. But there is a reptile exhibit.
* [Player]: They have lizards and snakes from all over the world.
* [Girlfriend]: Really? That's so cool ♪
* [Player]: Plus, in the Birds of Prey section, they have monstrous eagles and falcons.
* [Girlfriend]: Oh boy! I want to see, I want to see! Come on, hurry! Let's go!
* [Player]: She's really a strange girl, that [Girlfriend].

**Gardening Together**

* [Girlfriend]: Kyaa~!
* [Player]: Waaah! What's going on!? Why did you scream!?
* [Girlfriend]: I accidentally pulled out my Mandragoras.
* [Player]: Come on now. You gotta be more careful..
* [Girlfriend]: ... Alright.
* [Girlfriend]: Still, why do we have to do gardening all of a sudden anyway?
* [Player]: Because the rest of the apartment tenants will enjoy the sight of freshly bloomed flowers.
* [Player]: Besides, the landlady asked us to. You don't have anything else planned during your days off anyway. Come on, let's get back to work.
* [Girlfriend]: Uggh! I want to play video games!
* [Player]: Not this again. You can't waste away your youth on just games, you know.
* [Girlfriend]: If this were a sandbox type video game, it'd be different.
* [Player]: Look, we get to look forward to the new plants we get from today's seeds. After they've matured we can use them for medicines.
* [Girlfriend]: Wow! Really?
* [Player]: Yup. They're herbs. The flowers will be pretty, then we can take some, boil them and dry them and use them for medicines.
* [Player]: They are much more then simple garden flowers. Don't they have events like this in your game?
* [Girlfriend]: Yup! It's just like the Cultivation Skill my Alchemist uses.
* [Girlfriend]: Okay then, let's cultivate some herbs and get some good ingredients!
* [Player]: That's the spirit. Seems like you've finally come around gardening.
* [Girlfriend]: Ku ku ku. With the coming dawn, these wildly blooming flowers will become excellent ingredients for my magical potions!
* [Player]: Yea~, I don't think so.

**On A Picnic**

* [Player]: Ah! The fresh air smells great! Nothing like getting in touch with nature.
* [Player]: Don't you think so, [Girlfriend]?
* [Girlfriend]: Hmm?
* [Player]: Anyway... Hey! You brought your handheld game to our picnic?!
* [Girlfriend]: I had to or I would've been bored.
* [Player]: Oh, come on! Look at this beautiful scenery!
* [Girlfriend]: If I look and enjoy do I get EXP or something?
* [Player]: What are you talking about? EXP?
* [Player]: Come on! Just breathe in that fresh air! (deep breath)
* [Girlfriend]: Gasp! All right! I found you, you little rare crystal ♪
* [Player]: For crying out loud, [Girlfriend]!
* [Girlfriend]: Wha!? Hey! Gimme back my game! I just found a rare one!
* [Girlfriend]: You dare steal my personal valuables. Take this! Eternal Freeze!
* [Player]: Enough! If you don't want me to erase your precious game data, then breathe in this fresh air!
* [Girlfriend]: Uwaawawaaa! OK, OK, OK! I'll breathe, I'll breathe, just spare the game! Please!
* [Girlfriend]: (deep breath)
* [Player]: There. Now don't you feel refreshed?
* [Girlfriend]: Y-yea. Well, it's not bad, I guess.
* [Player]: Alright. What's say we eat lunch, hm?
* [Girlfriend]: Mmmmm, can I have my game back ♪
* [Player]: You mean to play around with it while we eat? That's it, I'm erasing the data.
* [Girlfriend]: Noooooo~!

**Cinema Date**

* [Girlfriend]: La~la~la~la~lalalala~ ♪
* [Player]: Ha ha. What's with you singing that same phrase over and over?
* [Player]: I can't wait for today's movie. You got the tickets, right?
* [Girlfriend]: Of course. Kgh.
* [Player]: What's with the kgh ?
* [Girlfriend]: Don't you get it?
* [Girlfriend]: So disappointing. Kgh.
* [Player]: I'm sorry but I seriously don't understand.
* [Girlfriend]: I'm impersonating the main character in the anime movie we're going to watch today!
* [Girlfriend]: I thought I explained this to you when we watched all the episodes of the TV version I recorded!
* [Player]: Oh, yea. I was asleep for most of that though.
* [Girlfriend]: Sigh. I guess man's worst enemy IS himself, huh?
* [Girlfriend]: This movie is gonna be the final chapter in the anime's story! Why go see it if you don't even like the TV show?
* [Player]: Geez.
* [Girlfriend]: I mean, seriously. If you're going to watch the TV show, do it now. If not, then leave!
* [Player]: Oh, is that what you think now is it?
* [Girlfriend]: Humph? Upset?
* [Player]: If I recall correctly, a certain someone spent way too much time playing games and watching TV. So much time that her test scores went down.
* [Girlfriend]: Erp.
* [Player]: So, forget watching this movie. We're going to go home and make up all that lost study time!
* [Girlfriend]: Eep. Oooh. I never know what kind of face to make in situations like this.
* [Player]: And don't think you're gonna weasel out of this with a laugh and smile.
* [Girlfriend]: A-alright.

**What's For Dinner?**

* [Girlfriend]: Ku ku ku. Allow me and my magic to take care of tonight's meal preparation.
* [Player]: No thanks. I've got it taken care of.
* [Girlfriend]: Enemy ships have penetrated the kitchen's defense line! Permission to engage!
* [Girlfriend]: No no no! Come on! I'm gonna make dinner tonight!
* [Player]: Why? Isn't that time you could be spending playing games?
* [Girlfriend]: Well sure, but sometimes I'd like you to eat something I've made, [Player].
* [Player]: Oh yea? Well then, you can make the side dish. It's bitter melon stir-fry.
* [Girlfriend]: What? I don't want to make that!
* [Player]: .......
* [Girlfriend]: .......? Oh, wait.
* [Player]: You just want to eat one of your favorite foods, don't you?
* [Girlfriend]: Tee hee hee ♪
* [Player]: Oh well. Once in a while can't hurt. I'll make anything you want.
* [Girlfriend]: Really? Yay! Oh boy, what to have? What to have?
* [Girlfriend]: I know! I'll have some grilled eel.
* [Player]: Hey! This was supposed to be a home cooked meal! Not take out!
* [Girlfriend]: W-whoa! Aww, come on. I was joking. Fine, if you're gonna be like that.
* [Player]: You know! Sigh. Look, why don't we both cook.
* [Girlfriend]: You mean, I get to help?! Yea! Together, we form the ultimate party!
* [Player]: But, we're going to make a healthy balanced dinner.
* [Girlfriend]: Awww!

**Weird Dream**

* [Girlfriend]: Yawn.
* [Girlfriend]: Ah! Oh no. I fell asleep while playing video games again.
* [Girlfriend]: I have to get into the futon and sleep or [Player] will get mad at me again.
* [Girlfriend]: Huh?
* [Girlfriend]: Wait. Where am I?
* [Girlfriend]: I could have sworn that I was in my room playing games.
* [Girlfriend]: What am I doing in the middle of a forest? Hey, [Player]!
* [Girlfriend]: [Player], where are you?
* [Girlfriend]: Oh, no. Which way should I go? I hope I can get home.
* [Girlfriend]: Oh, all seeing, all knowing Third Eye. Guide me home.
* [Girlfriend]: Ugh. It's so dark. I can't see anything. [Player], where are you?
* [Player]: Hey! [Girlfriend]?
* [Girlfriend]: ... ! Please, [Player]! Help me, please!
* [Girlfriend]: Please, [Player]! You're a hero. You're my hero! Help me!
* [Girlfriend]: I'm here! Please! I'm right, huh? WHAT THE?!
* [Player]: Oh, hey [Girlfriend]. You looking for me?
* [Girlfriend]: W-w-w-w-what? [Player]?! You're huge! S-sixty meter class?!
* [Girlfriend]: Eeeeeeeeee!
* [Player]: Hey, [Girlfriend]? Where are you going? She's so small, I can't see.
* [Girlfriend]: I hate this! This isn't some comic book!
* [Girlfriend]: If this is a dream, then I wanna wake up! Where's the reset button? Where's the reset button?!

**Tropical Paradise**

* [Girlfriend]: Fu wa ha ha ha! Blow, mighty winds! Blow! Crash, mighty waves! Crash! Clean and restore everything, restore it to nothing!
* [Player]: [Girlfriend], let's calm down. You're disturbing the other pool goers.
* [Girlfriend]: Huh? What are you doing here, [Player]?
* [Player]: If I don't take you out places every once in a while, all you do is hole up in your room.
* [Girlfriend]: Yeah, but this is just a warm water swimming pool. It's not exactly an exotic location, ya know.
* [Player]: Well, I'm sorry. We're on a tight budget right now.
* [Player]: Seeing as how someone had to go and buy the latest video game.
* [Girlfriend]: ... Uggu.
* [Girlfriend]: W-well, anyway! Since we both are here at the pool and all... !
* [Player]: You want to go for a swim?
* [Girlfriend]: Let's just break out the beach chairs, unwind and play some video games.
* [Player]: Denied.
* [Girlfriend]: Wha?! Hey! C'mon, give it back!
* [Player]: We're at the pool, not an arcade. Come on, let's go swimming!
* [Girlfriend]: Y-yea, but.
* [Girlfriend]: I-I'm not good at swimming. A-and I don't look good in a bathing suit.
* [Player]: Pfft. Ah ha ha ha ha!
* [Girlfriend]: Jerk! Why are you laughing?!
* [Player]: I-it's just. I'm sorry. I'm just surprised that that's what you were worried about.
* [Player]: Relax, [Girlfriend]. You look great in that bathing suit.
* [Girlfriend]: Huh?!
* [Player]: I'm proud about having such a cute girlfriend. So come on, let's go swim. There's nothing to worry about.
* [Girlfriend]: OK! Fwa ha ha ha ha! Now, my true powers have awakened!

**Cleaning Up!**

* [Player]: [Girlfriend]? Are you in here? Can I come in?
* [Girlfriend]: Wait, wait! I'm in the middle of something!
* [Player]: Hm? What are you doing? Although, I could take a guess.
* [Girlfriend]: Youp. Hup! Aggh! YES! Level cleared!
* [Player]: Just as I thought. Another game?
* [Girlfriend]: OK, [Player]. I just cleared the level so you can come in.
* [Player]: Thanks.
* [Girlfriend]: Ku ku ku. You've entered my territory. Don't think you can get out alive. Bwa ha ha ha ha!
* [Player]: Uh huh. By the way, [Girlfriend]. Now, what was it I came for again.. ?! Wait, what in the.. ?! What in the heck is this?!
* [Girlfriend]: Was that some line from an old TV show?
* [Player]: No! Look at this room! It's a mess!
* [Girlfriend]: Really?
* [Player]: Yes, really! Comic books strewn all over the place, game console cords all tangled up! It's crazy.
* [Player]: Half open cakes left on the floor, is this even a girl's bedroom?!
* [Girlfriend]: Sure♪ Everything's perfectly reachable for maximum convenience.
* [Player]: ........
* [Player]: We're cleaning up. Now.
* [Girlfriend]: Wha-hey! don't just... ! You fool, you dare to touch my treasured valuables without permission?! The Sword of Damocles will fall on your... !
* [Player]: Either start cleaning or I start trashing.
* [Girlfriend]: OK OK OK OK OK! I'll clean! I'll clean!
* [Player]: Come on now! Don't just push things under the bed, that's not cleaning!
* [Girlfriend]: Awww, but I'm just gonna use it again real soon.
* [Player]: Alright, that's it. I'm gonna show you the proper way to tidy up, so you'd better get ready.
* [Girlfriend]: Nnnggu!

**After School**

* [Player]: Phew! Class is finally finished. Alright, Let's go home.
* [Player]: You all ready to head home, [Girlfriend]?
* [Girlfriend]: So like, I was already to take a break but then the final boss shows up!
* [Girlfriend]: I know, right?! I thought the exact same thing! They totally didn't need to revive that character.
* [Player]: Sounds like she's talking to some friends.
* [Player]: But she's talking about some hardcore nerdy stuff. It'd be awkward to call out to her right now.
* [Girlfriend]: Oh, yeah! I really like that voice actor too!
* [Girlfriend]: I mean he has a cool voice and all, but his acting level is... ? Oh, hey [Player].
* [Player]: Sorry. I'm not interrupting anything, am I?
* [Girlfriend]: No, it's OK. I was just killing some time. Are you headed home?
* [Player]: Yup.
* [Girlfriend]: OK, I'll come with. See you tomorrow, guys.
* [Girlfriend]: Come on, [Player].
* [Player]: Hey, those kids back there. Were they friends of yours?
* [Girlfriend]: Yea. They like anime and games too, so we really hit it off.
* [Player]: Well, now. Isn't that a surprise.
* [Girlfriend]: Just what is that supposed to mean?!
* [Player]: Aha ha ha ha! Sorry, sorry. Still, I'm glad you found some friends with common interests.
* [Girlfriend]: Yea, but you know? Out of all of us, I'm the luckiest one of all.
* [Player]: Oh yea? Why's that?
* [Girlfriend]: Because I have someone like you, [Player]♪
* [Player]: Ha ha ha. That's what you're most thankful for, huh?
* [Girlfriend]: He he he♪ So as thanks for being there for me, I'm drawing a dojinshi based on you!
* [Girlfriend]: All my friends are looking forward to it. So, I'm going to get it ready in time for the next convention.
* [Girlfriend]: Which is in three days.
* [Player]: I don't know why, but I have a baaad feeling about this.

**Live Event!**

* [Girlfriend]: Cough! Cough! Cough! Ugghhh.
* [Player]: Whoa, now. Are you OK? You should go home and get some rest.
* [Girlfriend]: Uggh, no! I'll die if I don't see this concert today.
* [Girlfriend]: My super favorite, ultra popular voice actor is performing. I can't go home now. Cough!
* [Player]: Look, you're in horrible shape.
* [Player]: You stayed up all night playing video games, didn't you? Thanks to that, you must've caught a cold.
* [Girlfriend]: Well, I was so excited that I couldn't sleep.
* [Player]: Anyway, let's head back for today. We can't have that cold getting any worse.
* [Girlfriend]: No! I won't miss it! I won't miss the concert! I'm fine, I took some medicine anyway!
* [Girlfriend]: Don't you dare interfere with my enjoyment! If not, I will be forced to cast you into the Abyss of... Cough!
* [Player]: OK, OK. But if things start to go south, you tell me OK?
* [Girlfriend]: Gasp! It's... It's starting!
* [Girlfriend]: Eeeeyyaaayyyyyy♪
* [Player]: Whoa, whoa. Easy on the posing. Are you sure you're alright?
* [Girlfriend]: Pant, pant. Eeyeayyy.
* [Player]: Her head banging is getting weaker and weaker.
* [Girlfriend]: Cough!
* [Player]: No, stop! Your life bar must be down to zero right now!
* [Girlfriend]: Ughhhhhoooooohhhh. [Player].
* [Player]: What's wrong?! Hey! Hang in there!
* [Girlfriend]: I-I've no choice, I cast the spell, Animate The Dead.
* [Player]: You mean you're going to turn yourself into a zombie, just to watch the concert! Hey, c'mon! Wake up!

**Relaxing Cat Cafe**

* [Girlfriend]: Hey, [Player]? Where are we?
* [Player]: It's the Cat Cafe. You know. They just recently opened.
* [Girlfriend]: Hmmm? So, what do we do here?
* [Player]: What do you mean? We pet kitties while we enjoy our tea. It's really soothing, isn't it?
* [Girlfriend]: Annnd, we hit the on switch.
* [Player]: Hey! Don't just turn on your game while I'm talking!
* [Girlfriend]: But it's just cats. Although it'd be different if it were cat-girls♪
* [Player]: That is the most un-girly thing I've ever heard.
* [Player]: Awww, the lady here just doesn't understand the cuteness of the kitty cat♪ Does she, kitty♪ Hmm? Widdle kitty kitty♪
* [Girlfriend]: Ok, talking to animals in baby voices is so gross.
* [Player]: You're one to talk, Ms. I like cat-girls!
* [Player]: Hey, look Kanon! Down at your feet, a cat is trying to say hi.
* [Girlfriend]: Huh? Uwwaaa!
* [Player]: Ha ha ha! Come on, you'll love it when they rub their head against your cheek.
* [Girlfriend]: Foul beast! You just want to be flattered, don't you?
* [Player]: Well I suppose it is a beast, of sorts. Now, come on. Don't be mean to the cat.
* [Girlfriend]: Nggh. So what am I supposed to do then?
* [Player]: It's simple. Just tickle him under his chin.
* [Girlfriend]: Oooh. He's purring.
* [Player]: You like being petted by Ms. [Girlfriend], don't you Mr. kitty? See? Isn't he cute?
* [Girlfriend]: I think I can feel my beast transformation magic begin to activate♪
* [Player]: Uh, let's stop there.

**Ghosts Aren't Real!**

* [Girlfriend]: Naamakusanman Baasankanmannnn.
* [Player]: Excuse me?
* [Girlfriend]: Abira Unken! Abira Unken! WOO!
* [Player]: Seriously, what are you doing? And or saying?
* [Girlfriend]: I'm trying to exorcise this foul, dark soul.
* [Girlfriend]: Uwawaaahh!
* [Player]: ? What, it's just a crow that swooped down. No need to get so scared.
* [Player]: Ha ha ha. Admit it, [Girlfriend]. You were scared.
* [Girlfriend]: Wha!? A proud, powerful Level 100 Mage like me wouldn't be scared by a mere bird.
* [Player]: And since when are you level 100 again?
* [Girlfriend]: Why do you have to pass through the graveyard?
* [Player]: Look, you were the one who lost track of time at the arcade.
* [Girlfriend]: Well you can't just leave in the middle of a 2 player battle. It's not fair to the other players!
* [Player]: I don't care! Thanks to you, we wasted the entire day. This is a short cut home.
* [Girlfriend]: Still, why does it have to be through a graveyard.
* [Player]: Look, if you're scared, I can hold your hand?
* [Girlfriend]: Fff fu ha ha ha! Do you think I'm afraid of the foul likes of the undead?
* [Girlfriend]: Oh, you poor, pitiful perished ones. Let your bodies return to the void. Weg Sein!
* [Player]: You certainly do stick yo your scenarios, you know that.
* [Girlfriend]: Fu wa ha ha ha! Oh, holiest of lights! Brighted this darkened path! Ausstrahlen!
* [Player]: Hey! Keep your voice down! You'll disturb the neighbors!
* [Girlfriend]: Eeeepp.

**Bathing Together?!**

* [Girlfriend]: Sigh. Look, I'm glad I came with you on this trip, [Player].
* [Girlfriend]: But honestly, sightseeing is kinda boring. Without my game console and all.
* [Girlfriend]: There's not a single anime store around here and these local souvenirs are boring.
* [Girlfriend]: Plus my favorite anime channel doesn't even show up on the local TVs. Good thing I have them all recording at home.
* [Girlfriend]: Well, at least they show reruns of that classic oldie anime I like late at night here♪
* [Player]: I think that's a little harsh, seeing as how we're finally taking this trip together.
* [Girlfriend]: Urp!
* [Girlfriend]: Oh hoo~ trying to sneak a peek of me in the bath, [Player]? Well, too bad! I'm still dressed!
* [Player]: You moron! This is a mixed gender hot spring! Anyway, I'll just let that one slide.
* [Player]: Anyway, [Girlfriend]. You really do need to get out more, you know?
* [Girlfriend]: Yes, sir. C'mon, we're here on a trip so can we spare the lectures?
* [Girlfriend]: Come on, Mr. Serious. Loosen up, I'll wash your back for you.
* [Player]: W-woa-whoa! Hey! Hold it!
* [Girlfriend]: Oh, dear. Bashful, are we? Ha ha ha! [Player], you're so cute♪
* [Girlfriend]: Oh, youth of unclean mind. Let yourself bathe in my Enchanted Ravine of Ecstasy.
* [Player]: Oohh! That little minx!
* [Player]: Well then, I how bout I take up that little offer of yours?
* [Girlfriend]: Eek! Wait.. ! Seriously?!
* [Player]: Well come on, weren't gonna treat me to some enchanted pleasures?
* [Girlfriend]: Erm, Uh-unfortunately I sealed away my Magical Energies in the Book of Spells before I Came on this trip.
* [Player]: Heh. Well then, I'll let you off easy this time.
* [Girlfriend]: Tsk, looks like he got me.

**Firework Lights**

* [Player]: Ooo! These fireworks are great! Oh, WOW!
* [Girlfriend]: Offensive Magical Attack: Mega-Explosion!
* [Player]: Um, these are Kagiya brand fireworks, not Magical brand you know. Let's just enjoy the show normally, hm?
* [Girlfriend]: Fu fu fu. No one can stop me from enjoying this Enchanted spectacle as I see fit.
* [Player]: OK, OK. Sorry to rain on your parade. Enjoy.
* [Player]: By the way, [Girlfriend]. You're not wearing a yukata?
* [Girlfriend]: Huh? Uh, uh uh.
* [Player]: But this is the perfect time to wear one.
* [Girlfriend]: Eh?! W-what are you going on about all of a sudden?
* [Girlfriend]: Y-you intend to lead me astray, do you?! Well, it won't work! That level of flattery- based spell won't work on me! Magischer Schild!
* [Player]: Always putting up a strong front. You'd look really great in one, you know? It'd be a waste for you not to wear one.
* [Girlfriend]: R-really?
* [Player]: Of course.
* [Girlfriend]: W-well then, maybe I'll wear one next year. But I don't know what kind of yukata I should wear.
* [Girlfriend]: [Player], w-would you help me pick out one?
* [Player]: Sure thing. I can't wait for next year now.
* [Girlfriend]: Hee hee. Yay♪
* [Girlfriend]: Oh, yeah! Since I'm gonna wear a yukata for you, I was wondering if you could...?
* [Player]: No, I'm not going to get you a new game as a bonus.
* [Girlfriend]: Tsk. saw that one coming, huh? Quite cunning of you, my old companion! Being predict my every move!
* [Player]: Well, we have been going out for some time so, yeah.

**Secret Admirer**

* [Girlfriend]: [Player]! Heed my orders and look out into the distance!
* [Player]: Huh? What? Is there something over there?
* [Girlfriend]: Look, see? It's a church!
* [Player]: Oh, yeah. Wait, that's not exactly a church. It's a chapel.
* [Girlfriend]: Huh? So you can't find poison antidotes or save your progress here?
* [Player]: What kind of church are you talking about?
* [Player]: A chapel is a place normally used for wedding ceremonies.
* [Girlfriend]: Oh.
* [Player]: Ooh. They have a free tour promotion going on now. Let's go check it out.
* [Girlfriend]: Naaah, I'm not that interested.
* [Player]: Oh, come on. This is a happy place. I mean doesn't thinking about weddings just make you feel happy?
* [Girlfriend]: Weddings are serious business. Whether your attack powers and item inventories get better or not depend entirely on your partner.
* [Player]: Again, have no idea what kind of weddings you're talking about.
* [Player]: What I know is, if I got married, it'd have to only be with a girl who knows how to act like one.
* [Girlfriend]: Huh?!
* [Player]: I could only imagine how fun everyday would be if I married a girl like that.
* [Girlfriend]: B-but, I... Mmmg.
* [Player]: Whoa, you look more upset then when all your data got lost right before you beat your last game.
* [Player]: C'mon, I was just joking. I love you just the way you are, [Girlfriend].
* [Girlfriend]: ...really?
* [Player]: Yea. Now what do you say we hurry on home and play some fighting games?
* [Girlfriend]: Ok! Ku ku ku, you're got guts trying to challenge me♪
* [Player]: Oh, I'm not going down that easily.

**Put To The Test**

* [Girlfriend]: Sigh.
* [Player]: Oh, come on. Don't sigh so much. I'll get the next one!
* [Girlfriend]: (glares)
* [Player]: Waah! Sorry! Sorry!
* [Girlfriend]: Dream Girlfriend Challenge. Just How Well Do You Know Your Lady If we mailed in a high score, I could use the prize winnings to update my computer.
* [Girlfriend]: But you haven't even gotten ONE answer right.
* [Girlfriend]: I guess we really aren't all that close, are we?
* [Player]: Yea, well, you know that a lot of these questions you're asking me about your anime is super hardcore stuff.
* [Girlfriend]: Siiiiiggghhhhh.
* [Player]: OK, OK! What do I have to do to make it up to you?
* [Girlfriend]: ...Would you do what I wanted for an entire day?
* [Player]: Umm, well... Uhhh, I... guess that could work?
* [Girlfriend]: Heart filled with sadness. I go and sink into Ravine of Despair now.
* [Player]: Whoa, joking! I was joking, it was a joke! Seriously, I'll do whatever you want!
* [Girlfriend]: Gasp! Really♪
* [Girlfriend]: Ku ku ku. Transaction complete. Now, you belong totally to me. From the tip of your hair all the way down to your last drip of blood, you are MY property!
* [Player]: Yea, yea. Come on, let's hurry this up or I'm canceling my offer.
* [Girlfriend]: Hmmmm. Oooh! First, we can upgrade my computer♪
* [Player]: Ugh, that's gonna hurt the wallet. Oh, well. Not like I have choice.
* [Girlfriend]: Oooh! Then we can make cosplay outfits! That we can wear!
* [Player]: Wait! ME?! Wear them?!
* [Girlfriend]: ...and then let's see~♪
* [Player]: There's more?! OK, time out! Time out! Hold up a second!
* [Girlfriend]: Wha? I'm not finished yet!
* [Player]: Yea, well... In fairy tales, the genie always grants three wishes, right? I think you'd be getting a pretty good deal with just that!
* [Girlfriend]: Mmmmm... Request denied! For stinginess.

**Our Own Space**

* [Player]: Wow, what a great view from up here.
* [Girlfriend]: Munya munya. I am the great Demon King, all bow before me... Munya.
* [Player]: Haha, even her dreams stick to her backstory.
* [Player]: But man, she sure can sleep. Well, no surprise with how much she ran around today.
* [Player]: I guess [Girlfriend] really does like amusement parks.
* [Player]: I'm glad she has a regular girly side.
* [Player]: Yawn... With this gondola rocking back and forth so much, I'm starting to get sleepy too.
* [Player]: ......
* [Girlfriend]: Hey, [Player]...
* [Player]: Hm? Oh, when did you wake up, [Girlfriend]?
* [Girlfriend]: Look... [Player]...
* [Player]: I love you, [Player].
* [Player]: W-whoa. Where did that come from all of a sudden?
* [Girlfriend]: I'll work hard on becoming the kind of girl you want...
* [Girlfriend]: I won't watch anime or play games anymore.
* [Player]: Hey, you're acting funny today, [Girlfriend].
* [Girlfriend]: No, I'm serious. I'll do whatever it takes to make you happy.
* [Girlfriend]: [Player]... Kiss me...
* [Player]: ...? .... [Girlfriend]...
* [Player]: ......
* [Player]: Uwah!
* [Girlfriend]: You finally woke up! The ferris wheel is about to close down, you know.
* [Player]: [Girlfriend] But wait... What about the kiss?
* [Girlfriend]: ... Huh? Are you feeling alright? You know the perfect cure for delusion is a swift hit on the head from a friend♪
* [Player]: No wait, stop! I'm fine, I'm fine! Aww, man! So it was just a dream?
* [Girlfriend]: ... You sure you're not delusional?

**Starry Skies**

* [Girlfriend]: The multitude of stars in the infinite cosmos... now... In my hands!
* [Player]: I... don't think it'd fit Still, this starry night sky sure is beautiful.
* [Player]: I wonder if it's because the air is clearer way out here in the country?
* [Girlfriend]: The true power of the celestial bodies can only truly be released when away from impure atmospheres.
* [Player]: Yeah, I guess it's something like that. Hey, what was that constellation again?
* [Girlfriend]: Ku ku ku. Looks like it's time to show off what I know.
* [Player]: Huh? You know it, [Girlfriend]?
* [Girlfriend]: Yup. That's Orion. The Goddess of the Moon, Artemis loved him, but Artemis's brother Apollo...
* [Player]: Wow, you really do know your stuff!
* [Girlfriend]: If it's anything about mythology, I'm your Mage♪
* [Player]: OK. Then... what's that one?
* [Girlfriend]: Ah, that's Gemini. They're the two strongest guardians of the Goddesses♪
* [Player]: Huh?
* [Girlfriend]: Ah ha ha, never mind. They're the brothers Castor and Pollux. So one time they fought Idas and Lynceus and...
* [Player]: Oh yeah? Is that right? Never knew all that.
* [Player]: Well, do you know how stars become shooting stars?
* [Girlfriend]: ? They're created from the unleashed, latent power that's inside humans, aren't they?
* [Player]: ... Wait, what? You mean you don't know?
* [Girlfriend]: Huh? That's not it?
* [Player]: Sigh... You should take that thirst for study and put it towards studying some more Earthly type knowledge.
* [Girlfriend]: Ah, look! A real shooting star! I saw this in an anime sequel once. I'm gonna make a wish!

**Wh-What?!**

* [Girlfriend]: Hah! Hup! Tee-yah! Just a little... just a little more and I'll beat him!
* [Player]: Auugh! He rushed me! I'm I'm about to bite it!
* [Girlfriend]: Oh, come on! what are you doing, [Player]? You shouldn't just stand around like that. Hurry and replenish your HP!
* [Player]: My bad, my bad. Phew, that was close.
* [Girlfriend]: Alright! Enemy defeated♪ And let's see, we get a new... Alright! Brand new Rare Item!
* [Player]: Alright. Now we can combine this with our other items and make some armor, right?
* [Girlfriend]: Yup! All thanks to your help! ... You have my eternal gratitude.
* [Player]: OK, then. That's enough games. We should get to sleep, it's pretty late.
* [Girlfriend]: Aww, c'mon. Let's do one more quest!
* [Player]: Now look, it's already started to get a little bright outside. If we don't go to sleep now, we'll be late for school again.
* [Girlfriend]: Ugh! Just which is more important, video games or school?!... Yawn
* [Player]: School by about two miles. Look while you're complaining, you've started to yawn. Time for sleep!
* [Girlfriend]: One more quest! C'mon, let's do one more together~! ... Fu wa ha ha. you cannot escape my grasp!
* [Player]: Quit grabbing my legs, stop rambling and get into the fut...?! Whoa... Uwaah!
* [Girlfriend]: Nyya!
* [Player]: ......
* [Girlfriend]: ......
* [Player]: Oww, now look. You made me fall dow... Uwwaah!
* [Girlfriend]: ......
* [Player]: Oh man, I fell on top of you. Sorry, sorry! I'll get off right now!
* [Girlfriend]: No... Wait. Stay like this... Let's stay like this for a little bit.
* [Player]: Huh?! What are you talking about... We're touching in all these places... This isn't good!
* [Girlfriend]: Stop moving! I can't concentrate! ...OK, Commence Quest♪
* [Player]: Wha... Hey! Are you trying to start some sort of new game or something?!
* [Girlfriend]: Oooh♪ That's it... Ku ku ku, now let me show you what I'm really made of!
* [Player]: Uoo... Waa...?! Don't shake me like that~! ...Haww?!