My 3 Son

## Summary

A Live performance from Caveat NYC which takes place between seasons 1 and 2, or, Moderately to immediately before Season 2.

## Plot

As the episode opens, C-53's cube is in Bargie's cube slot.
Dar and Nermut are trying to pretend they aren't hooking up, but their relationship is obvious even to Pleck at this point. (They are also very loud.)
Bargie is mentoring a little ship through the *Big Ship, Little Ship*  program, and plans on taking them to a bar. C-53's cube needs to be transferred to a frame so that he can join the others in the sentients' bar. Dar offers their sex toys and C chooses a sex bot replica of Holowood star LaCraine LaCross. Both LaCraine and the droid are alcoholics.

A drunk C.L.I.N.T. is handling security outside the sentients' part of the bar. He vomits on Nermut. Pleck goes to order drinks, but the bartender reminds him that he is banned. It turns out that a ban follows the bartender and not the bar.

They run into an inebriated Peter 3, who is now Peter 1 because he has a son who is now Peter 3. Peter 1 is at the bar waiting for his son. He gets a transmission from his nemesis Skillion Skank, who has kidnapped Peter 3. Peter 1 says he's going to find and kill Skillion, after the paperwork is complete.
They miss the first bus, but once they are on the bus, they make plans for how to rescue Peter 1's son, Peter 3.

Peter 3 wants Skillion to be his Dad and Skillion's mother, Theresa, to be his mom. And for them to be married. Peter 3 looks and sounds exactly like Peter 1, but is only 3 months old.

The crew arrives at the Skank lair. Skillion Skank attacks the crew and C-53's sexbot frame is killed. Then Peter 3 tells Peter 1 that he's happy with his new family and won't leave. Peter 1 won't pay the ransom, but then kills Skillion Skank. Peter 3 then decides that being a bounty hunter is cool and they leave.

## Quotes

C-53: Your situation is what we're going to call, "Pleck Obvious".

C-53: You're going to trust a *gear* to give you satisfaction? That's no way to get the job done.

Dar: Should we be taking an alcoholic robot to a bar?

CLINT: LaCraine Lacross? I'm jucked up but you're dead!

Peter 3: I want you to be my Dad and she's my Mom. And you're married

C-53: My death is not going to be in vain. Save that boy!

Peter 1: This Moon has some of the best public transportation in the Galaxy

Peter 1: I'm not going to pay you to take care of your own son

## Trivia

* Sex bots have cube slots
* When getting banned from a bar, you are banned from the bartender, not the bar.
* The youngest generation of the 3 Fab Bounty Hunter is named Peter 3, their father Peter 1 and grandfather Peter 2. The matriarchal names are all Rebecca, but not in the order you think.
* Their species reaches full maturity in 3 months.
* Skillion Skank's species is half serpent. Also, they die in 6 minutes if any of their offspring are killed.

## Credits

### **Voice actors**

C-53 - Jeremy Bent

Pleck Decksetter - Alden Ford

Dar - Allie Kokesh

Nermut Bundaloy and The Bartender - Seth Lind

Bargarean Jade and Theresa Skank - Moujan Zolfaghari

Skillion Skank and the Drunk C.L.I.N.T.- Winston Noel

Peter 1 Fab and Peter 3 Fab/Skank - Zach Cherry