Fart Bitch Schizo

"*Be wary of the schizophrenic mind for it thinks not for himself or those around him, but for those in which exist not. The visage of our world has been shattered by the words muttered from the manic mouth, caution advised to those with eager ears, listening in on the schizophrenic mind's rant, as he gleefully walks in a circle for hours on end.*"

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Following the Great Schism on March 8th, 2021, a great divide strutted down the halls of life, walking with no interruption, smiling down upon the poor, innocent, saddened fools that were about to be claimed. The incomprehensible, poor, utterly rude leadership that had once been given to those of the Winged Men had been received in such hard manners, the company had exploded, leaving near to no survivors. Emerging from the ashes was one mind, a mind of schizophrenic tendencies and poor thought.

## The Beginning

### History and Origins

Since far before the Age of Winged Men, hidden vestiges of the world we live in today were said to hold onto their persons ancient and old books and tomes prophesizing and withhold forbidden ideas and knowledge that no mere mortal man on this Earth could dare comprehend. To be able to comprehend these ideas would in turn result in that of 1000 years worth of suffering for the mind that learns of them, their mind would forever be conquered by the thought of schizophrenic tendencies.

And yet, despite every warning and all the calls you were to heed to, you looked into these thoughts, these ideas, this conjecture of poor thought, you looked into it. On these old, ragged pages you find the cause of every rant you've ever had. The Fart Bitch Schizo, Donatello VII..

## Notable Events

### The Emergence

Being freed from his tomb of unsavory thought and poor processing, Donatello VII, the Schizoid Mind, wandered. He wandered for years, endlessly, fading in and out of reality with a blink of an eye. After finding himself forcibly removed from a Ohioan Burger King for attempting to catch fire to their kitchen with the belief he was saving humanity from the Whopper and its maniacal ways, he awoke on Fart Bitch Prime.

As he began to realize he's in a completely new environment, he began to question himself, going as far as questioning humanity, reality, and existence itself. The Fart Bitch Schizo's cold and calculating vast intellect had seen his future acts through means unknown. Seeing what he would do in the coming years, he chose to do the opposite. Like clockwork, he began day in, day out ruining his personal schedule and all of that had surrounded him. This is when he had truly become a Schizoid of the Highest Order. Shortly after this, he ran into the Fart Bitches. This is where his true identity had arrived, he was dubbed the Fart Bitch Schizoid and from then, his reign was endless. Not one single thought was thorough nor productive.

### The Toby Maguire Incident

Finally free and roaming Earth once more after a three hundred seventy-five thousand six hundred seventy-three Fart Bitch High Council session in which persuasion was his best friend, The Fart Bitch Schizo knew what his first reveal to the mortal world was to be.

Entering his old stomping grounds in which he was imprisoned for 1000 years, eternally gambling, The Fart Bitch Schizo was back in Las Vegas. This time, he was there with a vengeance. This was directed towards the loved-by-all actor, Spider-Man himself, Toby Maguire. Toby Maguire had once beat the Fart Bitch Schizo in a game of Poker and the Schizo wanted his money back. Finding Toby Maguire all by his lonesome on the sidewalk in the city, the Fart Bitch Schizo took his chance. With a quick grab, Toby Maguire was his.

Hastily, the Fart Bitch Schizo send Toby Maguire back into the pit of eternal gambling is his own casino known as the Fart Bitch Casino. Toby Maguire was not seen again until the shooting of Spider-Man, No way Home.

### Disappearance

After many days and nights of poor choices and gambling, the Fart Bitch Schizo wrote a finally message. It stated "Catch me if you can, Cornwalis." Nobody knows Cornwalis. Cornwalis may not even exist. The Fart Bitch Schizo has only been seen once since this message has been written.

### Reappearance

The Fart Bitch Schizo reappeared for a short time. This time he brought forth a warning, a warning of the great war to come. This was due to the fact there were 2 rats within the former Winged Men society... The crook and one of the medics have betrayed what the Winged Men had all stood for at one point and to them, this was not just a betrayal. It was blasphemy of the highest order. Revenge was to be enacted.

After being seen with a Lugermorph, gifted to him by the mad rabbit detective Max after beating him in a game of Poker, the Fart Bitch Schizo once again vanished until his next return....