Cadet

**Cadets** are characters in NetLife High School Royale. Up to four of them can be found in each district.

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### Emotions

Emotions are features that each cadet has. There are 3 emotions available: Happy, Sad and Angry. They are like Rocks, Paper, and Scissors with Happy being Paper, Sad being scissors and Angry being Rocks! Happy cadets are better than angry cadets, while angry ones are better than sad ones and Sad is better than Happy!

 Level 2
 Level 3

### Statelets

Statelets are conditions that a cadet can be impacted by

Luck decreased
50% chance of missing, 25% chance of being injured successfully and 25% of sustaining a critical injury
Speed is randomized
 Down But Not Out
 TBC

## Insults

2. A bad boy
3. A bad girl
4. A bad kid
5. A bang hole
6. A bastard
7. A bedwetter
8. A beta bitch
9. A birdbrain
10. A bitch
11. A biznatch
12. A biznitch
13. A blockhead
14. A bozo
15. A buckeroo
16. A bung hole
17. A bungle
18. A buttsniffer
19. A catastrophe
20. A cheeseface
21. A chickenhead
22. A chode mongrel
23. A chonker
24. A chump
25. A cockalorum
26. A cocksucker
27. A coward
28. A cretin
29. A crow-toed slut
30. A crybaby
31. A cumberworld
32. A cunt
33. A derpy dog
34. A dickhead
35. A dimwit
36. A dillhole
37. A dingbat
38. A dingleberry
39. A dipstick
40. A doofus
41. A dork
42. A douchebag
43. A douchelord
44. A douche canoe
45. A douche nozzle
46. A driggle-draggle
47. A dumbass
48. A dum-dum
49. A dummy
50. A dunce
51. A fatass
52. A fat cat
53. A fleabiscuit
54. A floozie
55. A freak
56. A frickin' frick!
57. A gas factory
58. A goblin
59. A goose
60. A greasy-snouted porkbelly
61. A hag
62. A hoe
63. A hoebag
64. A hog
65. A hoochie
66. A jerk
67. A jumpoff
68. A knuckle dragger
69. A knucklehead
70. A lamebrain
71. A liar
72. A lint licker
73. A little bitch
74. A loner
75. A loser
76. A mangy imposter
77. A maniac
78. A man whore
79. A momma's boy
80. A moron
81. A mouth-breather
82. A nerd
83. A n\*\*\*\*
84. A nimrod
85. A nit-wit
86. A Nobody
87. A nuisance
88. A pain in the ass
89. A pathetic excuse for a crewmate
90. A penis face
91. A peon
92. A pervert
93. A philistine
94. A pig
95. A pile of crap
96. A pleb
97. A pumpkinhead
98. A punk
99. A pussy
100. A putz
101. A retard
102. A riffraff
103. A rumpleforeskin
104. A sausage jockey
105. A sausage shark
106. A scallywag
107. A schmuck
108. A shithole
109. A simpleton
110. A sissy
111. A sleazeball
112. A sloot
113. A slunt
114. A slut
115. A snake
116. A snollygoster
117. A stupid bitch
118. A sucker
119. A tart
120. A teacher's pet
121. A tool
122. A tramp
123. A triple-chin
124. A troublemaker
125. A turd burglar
126. A twat
127. A twit
128. A villain
129. A vulture
130. A wack-ass sucka
131. A wanker
132. A weasel
133. A wench
134. A weirdo
135. A whore
136. A whoremonkey
137. A wop
138. A wuss
139. An abomination to mankind
140. An airhead
141. An ass clown
142. An ass face
143. An ass hat
144. An asshole
145. An idiot
146. An imbecile
147. An Impostor
148. An inbreeder
149. An ingrate
150. An ock
151. Ass
152. Awful
153. Bitchy
154. Boring
155. Brainless
156. Bullshit
157. Careless
158. Cheap
159. Chonky as hell
160. Daft
161. Douchey
162. Dumb
163. Evil
164. Fatty
165. Foolhardy
166. Kawa-yucky that you oughtta fry them up like a fritter
167. Mediocre at best
168. Mentally defective
169. Messed up
170. Nasty
171. No brain
172. No guts, No glory
173. No life
174. No sense
175. No soul
176. Numbnuts
177. Obtuse
178. Psycho
179. Putrid
180. Rancid
181. Ratchet
182. Retarded
183. Screwy
184. Shitty
185. Skank
186. Skeezy
187. Slutty
188. Smelly
189. So dumb that they don't even know how to count to three
190. Stanky
191. Stinky
192. Stupid
193. Sus
194. The n-word
195. Trash
196. Troglodyte
197. Twatt
198. Weak
199. Weaksauce
200. Worthless