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Tucker Bunch/Songs

## List of Tucker Bunch songs

### Season Four

"**One Indescribable Instant (reprise)**"
**Performed by**: Tucker Bunch & Rebecca Bunch
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger
Tucker surprises Rebecca with a rendition of one of her favorite songs.

"**I Want To Be A Child Star**"
**Performed by**: Tucker Bunch
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger
Tucker auditions with a song about wanting to be a child star.
Stephnie Weir

**Stephnie Weir** Comedian, actress, writer
 **Role**: Karen — **Show debut**: "Josh and I Are Good People!"
**Family**: Father, Sister, Robert Dassie (husband), Sean Benjamin (ex-husband) **Other work**: "Mad TV"

## Bio

**Stephnie Carmel Weir** is an American actress, comedian and writer. She was born on November 28, 1967 in Odessa, Texas. Her father was a car salesman who acted in local theater and inspired her to be a performer as well. After graduating high school she attended Odessa Junior College majoring in theater and broadcasting. While attending school she worked as a mail carriers and began appearing in plays at Odessa's Globe Theatre. Weir married Sean Benjamin in 1989 and they moved to Edwardsville Illinois. It's there she attended Southern Illinois University and took classes in women's studies and anthropology. Weir divorced Benjamin in 1995 and moved to Chicago where she began working as a comedian. She also found work in television and film while honing her craft at the Improv Olympic and The Second City main stage. In 2000 Weir began appearing on the sketch comedy show MADtv eventually becoming a regular. In 2001 she married actor and writer Robert Dassie; together they have a YouTube channel called WeirDass. After leaving MADtv in 2006 more movie and television roles followed as did work behind the scenes as she wrote and produced for several sitcoms. In 2015 she was cast as the recurring character "Karen" in The CW musical comedy "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend".

## External links

Stephnie Weir Bio

 Main | Rachel Bloom ("Rebecca Bunch") 🎈 Donna Lynne Champlin ("Paula Proctor") 🎈 Vincent Rodriguez III ("Josh Chan") Santino Fontana/Skylar Astin ("Greg Serrano") 🎈 Pete Gardner ("Darryl Whitefeather") 🎈 Vella Lovell ("Heather Davis")Gabrielle Ruiz ("Valencia Perez") 🎈 Scott Michael Foster ("Nathaniel") 🎈
 Guest | Tovah Feldshuh ("Naomi Bunch") 🎈 Briga Heelan ("Connie Cavanagh") 🎈 Nipsey Hussle Brittany Snow ("Anna Hicks") 🎈 Rachel Grate ("Audra Levine") 🎈 Andrew Arrow ("Hank") Patti LuPone ("Rabbi Shari") 🎈 Lea Salonga ("Tita Myrna)" 🎈 Grant Rosenmeyer ("Jason") Jayden Lund ("Guardrail") 🎈 Thor Knai (“Xander”) 🎈 John Allen Nelson ("Silas Bunch")
Britney Young ("Nicky") 🎈 Dr.Phil
You Do/You Don’t Want To Be Crazy

**You Do/You Don’t Want To Be Crazy**
**Performer(s)**: Rebecca Bunch — **First Appearance**: "To Josh, With Love."
 — **Genre**: Country/Pop/Rock/Rap

“**You Do/You Don’t Want To Be Crazy**” is the opening credits theme song for the third season of “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.” The musical number features four different versions of Rebecca Bunch. In this song Rebecca considers various ideas on what being crazy is about. This song debuted in the Season Three episode "To Josh, With Love..”

## Song and lyrics

**Country starlet Rebecca**:
Crazy is when I go off the rails
this is what you’ve done to me!

**Pop diva Rebecca**:
Crazy is how your lovin’
makes me feel.

This is what I always wanna be!

**Rocker Rebecca**:
I like it when a girl gets crazy in bed!

**Rapper Rebecca**:
Don’t mess with a bitch
who’s crazy in the head!

**All Rebecca’s**:
You do

(don’t)

want to be crazy!

And you don’t

(do)

want to be crazy!

To clarify,

yes

no

on the crazy!

We hope this helps!

**Rebecca**:
What?

## Notes

* Since the introduction in 302, it was not used in 304 (a special intro was used instead), 307 (where the title is not focused on Rebecca) and 312 which uses a version of the season two theme song. Out of 13 episodes in the season, nine use Season 3 theme song.

### Special appearances on the show

* "Josh is Irrelevant.": It is revealed in this episode that the closing moments of the song with Rebecca reacting to the video is actually taken from a scene in this episode.
* ”Oh Nathaniel, It's On!”: A brief snippet of the Season Three opening theme song appears in the middle of the episode when Nathaniel confronts Rebecca over her lawsuit against him.
Trina

**Trina** New client of Whitefeather & Associates

**Trina** is an executive for the "Ms. Douche" company and is in charge of rebranding the company. Rebecca and the Whitefeather & Associates law firm is hired to represent her company's interests in Pomona. She also is in charge of an internet contest to find a new face for the company. She is portrayed by actress Yael Grobglas.

## History

*Coming soon!*

 **Special appearances** | Dr.Phil 🎈 Nipsey Hussle 🎈 Dream Ghost #1 🎈 Dream Ghost #2 🎈 J. Castleman 🎈 Tita Myrna 🎈 Anna 🎈 B.J. Novak 🎈 **Trina** 🎈 Rabbi Shari 🎈 Jeff Channington 🎈 Jarl 🎈 Wendy Legrand 🎈 Xiao Huang 🎈 Fett Regoso
Strip Away My Conscience

**Strip Away My Conscience**
**Performer(s)**: Rebecca Bunch — **First Appearance**: "To Josh, With Love."
**Written by**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger and Jack Dolgen — **Genre**: Steamy Fosse Dance Number

“**Strip Away My Conscience**” is a musical number by Rebecca Bunch performed for Nathaniel. In this song Rebecca seduces Nathaniel in order to get him to help her get revenge on Josh Chan. This song debuted in the Season Three episode "To Josh, With Love..”

## Song and lyrics

Rebecca:
Hear me out.

My whole life
I’ve wanted to be bad...

To be bad.
To be bad.
To be bad.

But whenever I tried
the result was always sad

(so sad, so pathetic, weak and sad)

However now I know a certain beau
who doesn’t worry about what’s decent or right
(that’s you)

Nathaniel:
Yeah, I got that.

So how ‘bout now
you teach me how
to be ruthless and cruel
yeah I’m ready tonight!

So strip away my conscience
peel away my values, rip off
my compassion with your teeth.
Pound away my morals
spank off all my kindness,
expose the dormant
bitch that lies beneath!

You devil lead me to the dark side
like a lamb to the slaughter
and do me in a hot tub
filled with evil 'steada water
Let’s make war not love
all night and day
It’s hot here in hell so
strip it all away.

Stop hitting yourself.

Yeah baby - you’re a soul sucking
corporate piece of trash who
only cares about sex, lies and cash!
So tell me ‘bout your sins
and shock me with their luredness.
Let me be your pupil, let me choke
on your cocksuredness.

(Innuendo)

Strip away my conscience.
Tear away my jew guilt.
Kiss around my sense of right and wrong.

But not on it. it’s sensitive.

Baby it’s such foreplay
if you slither like a moray.

(eel)

It’s worth the discomfort of my thong
You’re like professor snape
in his sad dungeons with his potions
‘cause somehow you don’t have
that sucky thing called emotions!
50 shades of morally grey
and thongs are so uncomfortable so...

Strip it all away...
Strip it all away...
Strip it all away...
Strip it all away!!!

That was just up my butt.
Who's The New Guy?

**Who's The New Guy?**
**Performer(s)**: Tim, Paula, Maya, Karen and George — **First Appearance**: "When Do I Get to Spend Time With Josh?"

**Who's The New Guy?** is a song performed by the staff of Whitefeather & Associates after meeting Nathaniel. Paula Proctor, Tim, Maya, George and Karen speculate in what's going to happen with their new boss. The song's first appearance was in the Season Two episode "When Do I Get to Spend Time With Josh?".

## Song and lyrics

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**Paula**:
I don't like new things.
I don't like it when
new people come in.
It's never a good thing.

**Staff**:
*Who's the new guy?*
*I don't trust him.*
*What's his purpose*
*going to be?*

**Paula**
*Who's this new character?*
*I mean, he's such a "character"*
*Such a big persona*
*that's not relatable at all.*

**Tim**
*Do we really need a new guy*
*this far into the season?*
*and by far into the season*
*I mean it's almost Fall.*

**Staff**:
*Who's the new guy?*
*I don't trust him.*

**Maya**:
*He's suspiciously good looking*
*in ways normal people are not.*

**Karen**:
*Is this some desperate move to*
*try and help our ratings?*

**Staff**:
*You mean our terrible ratings*
*on Legal scores.com?*

**Karen**:
Yeah!

**George**:
*Will he be here forever?*

**Paula**:
*Or just two or three episodes?*
*I mean, Karen's manic episodes.*

**Karen**:
I'm a ticking time bomb!

**Staff**:
*Who's the new guy?*
*I don't trust him.*
*Is he going to be*
*a mainstay of our lives?*
*Is this someone new*
*we're going to have to*
*grow to care about?*
*Why should we root*
*for someone male,*
*straight and white?*
*And why is Karen finger painting?*

**Karen**:
*I'm having a manic episode!*

**Staff**:
*Who's the new guy?*
*What's his deal?*
*What's his deal?*
*What's his deal?*

**Karen**:
Who wants to buy my painting?

**Staff**:
*Karen shut up!*
West Brovinas

**West Brovinas** Barbershop quartet

The **West Brovinas** are a barbershop quartet hailing from West Covina, California. The members include employees from the same warehouse department including Scott Proctor and Hank. They were first mentioned in the Season One episode "I Hope Josh Comes to My Party!" and officially debuted in the Season Two episode "Who's the Cool Girl Josh Is Dating?".

## History

### Season One

In 2015 the **West Brovinas** were in the local semi-finals of a barbershop quartet competition representing thier hometown of West Covina, California. Their main competition at the time was the "Glenndorables", a quartet form the neighboring town of Glendora. One of the Brovinas Scott Proctor was practicing his harmonies at his house. He got briefly distracted with family drama as his wife Paula was upset he threw away a wedding gift and his son Brendan was scarily sharpening a knife he had at the dinner table ("I Hope Josh Comes to My Party!").

### Season Two

In 2016, the West Brovinas were hired to perform at their workplace for a Christmas party that was being held at the warehouse. They were the main entertainment and as the opening act was children of the employees performing the first half of the popular musical "Hamilton". Scott Proctor, Hank and the others were a bit nervous to sing in front of their co-workers but managed to belt out a rousing harmonies. They finished with an encore of the pop standard "Let Me Call You Sweetheart". Unfortunately, Scott's wife Paula arrived late and missed their performance ("Who's the Cool Girl Josh Is Dating?").

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Ivy

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## Production information

### First appearance

"Showtime"

**Ivy** is a friend of Bianca. Although it is unknown, it is presumable that she is a freshman at Keaton who is studying in the Music Program.

## Biography

### Keaton School of the Arts

Ivy sits with Bianca and Jax at *Step, Sister!*.

## Description

### Personality

Ivy is quiet as she has not been seen speaking.

### Physical appearance

#### Characteristics

Ivy is quite short. She has brown hair that is dip-dyed blonde, brown eyes and light skin. She also has a nose piercing.

## Appearances

### Season 1

* "Showtime"
* "Restart"

## Gallery

This page has a gallery. To view it, click here.

## References

1. ↑ "Showtime." Wikia. Retrieved on September 12, 2016.
West Covina (reprise)

**West Covina (reprise)**
**Performer(s)**: Rebecca Bunch and Paula Proctor — **First Appearance**: ""Josh Just Happens to Live Here""
**Written by**: Rachel Bloom and Jerome Kurtenbach

**West Covina (reprise)** was a duet sung by Rebecca Bunch and Paula Proctor. Paula had figured out he was Rebecca's real reason for moving to the west coast and enthusiastically supported her motives. The song was first heard when Rebecca first arrived in West Covina and reprised by Rebecca and Paula after Rebecca finally received a text from Josh. Its first appearance was in the Season One episode 'Josh Just Happens to Live Here!". The song is track number 3 on the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 1 - Vol.1).

## The song with lyrics

### Rebecca and Paula duet

**Rebecca**:
*See the blood rushing to my cheeks*
*Hear the sigh when I try to speak...*

**Paula**:
*All our cares will disappear...*

**Rebecca**:
*West Covina!*

**Paula**:
*West Covina!*

**Rebecca**:
*California!*

**Paula**:
*That's where we are!*

**Rebecca**:
*I don't know what happens next...*

**Paula**:
*Bella and Edward, Carrie and Big...*

**Rebecca**:
*But all roads point to this magical text...*

**Paula**:
*Harry and Sally, Julia Roberts and Richard...*

**Rebecca**:
*It's time to kick it into high...*

**Paula and Rebecca**:
*Gere/Gear!*

*Yes, also by coincidence*
*So random just by chance*
*Who'da thunk it*
*So remarkable and weird, right?*
*Its so great that this guy Josh*
*Just happens to be...*
Player Empires

**Player Empires**

Some of the most famous empires are listed here. Post links to your empires here. They can be links off site or even their own wiki pages. Only one listing per empire. Please keep it alphabetical.

A

* Aesyrii Concordat
* Angelican Regency

C

* chaos anarchy

D

* Darkstar Imperium

K

* Kazharii Imperium

T

* Tea Consortium
* The Mentality
* Tura'amni

V

* Vokell Empire
Sunil Odhav

**Sunil Odhav** Single father and neighbor of Paula Proctor

**Sunil Odhav** is a recent widower and student at San Dimas College School of Law. His wife committed suicide leaving him to take care of their 3 year old twin daughters by himself. He was once a Computer Programming major but instead switched to Theater after seeing "Pippin". He befriended his fellow classmate Paula Proctor on his first day at school upon discovering they have many dreams and challenges in common. His first appearance is in Season Two episode "Why Is Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Eating Carbs?". He is portrayed by actor Parvesh Cheena.

## History

### Season Two

In 2016 **Sunil Odhav** decided to enroll in law school only nine months after his wife took her own life. There he met a fellow middle aged parent named Paula Proctor. The two quickly became friends and during one class a rude student refused to share information a note taking app he was using. At lunch, Sunil suggested to Paula they get back at him by doing a caper. They snuck into the student's dorm room and Paula was impressed with Sunil's computer skills as he successfully downloaded the app. Afterwards, Sunil introduced Paula to his daughters and they made them friendship bracelets. Later they went to Sugar Face to study where Sunil was formerly introduced to Paula's friend Rebecca Bunch ("Why Is Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Eating Carbs?").

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Thor Knai

**Thor Knai** Actor
**Portrays**: Xander — **Show debut**: "“I'm Going on a Date with Josh's Friend!”"

## Bio

**Thor Knai** (born **Torbjorn Knai** ) is a Norwegian actor and veteran. He was born on June 2, 1984 in Tromso, Norway to his father, a member of the Royal Norwegian Air Force, and his mother who was an entrepreneur. His interest in acting began at age 15 in 1999 when, with the support of his mom, he landed a supporting part in a mini-series called “Ansur.” He also appeared in a school cabaret before graduating from Nesbru High with an International Baccalaureate Diploma in 2003. with the highest amount of extra curricular activity hours, mainly from acting related endeavor. Thor then joined the Royal Norwegian Army for a mandatory year becoming a squad leader in a Storm platoon; at this time he signed up to take part in a NATO international peacekeeping mission in Kabul, Afghanistan. He began pursuing his acting dream once his tour in Afghanistan was done and in 2005 enrolled in the New York Film Academy at Universal Studios locates in Los Angeles. He finished the program in 2006 spring and was granted permanent residency in the United States on the basis of exceptional ability. Over the years he landed a number of steady roles on television includung parts in “Bones” and “The Last Ship.” In 2015 he was cast in the role of “Xander” on The CW musical comedy “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.”

## Résumé

 Main | Rachel Bloom ("Rebecca Bunch") 🎈 Donna Lynne Champlin ("Paula Proctor") 🎈 Vincent Rodriguez III ("Josh Chan") Santino Fontana/Skylar Astin ("Greg Serrano") 🎈 Pete Gardner ("Darryl Whitefeather") 🎈 Vella Lovell ("Heather Davis")Gabrielle Ruiz ("Valencia Perez") 🎈 Scott Michael Foster ("Nathaniel") 🎈
 Guest | Tovah Feldshuh ("Naomi Bunch") 🎈 Briga Heelan ("Connie Cavanagh") 🎈 Nipsey Hussle Brittany Snow ("Anna Hicks") 🎈 Rachel Grate ("Audra Levine") 🎈 Andrew Arrow ("Hank") Patti LuPone ("Rabbi Shari") 🎈 Lea Salonga ("Tita Myrna)" 🎈 Grant Rosenmeyer ("Jason") Jayden Lund ("Guardrail") 🎈 **Thor Knai** (“Xander”) 🎈 John Allen Nelson ("Silas Bunch")
Britney Young ("Nicky") 🎈 Dr.Phil
The Math of Love Triangles (reprise)

**The Math of Love Triangles (Reprise)**
**Performer(s)**: Karen — **First Appearance**: "Josh Is the Man Of My Dreams, Right?"

“**The Math of Love Triangles (reprise)**” is an extremely short performance by Karen. In this quick musical number she struggles with choosing between her fiancée Marcus and her pet snake Long John Slither. It’s a very brief reprisal of Rebecca Bunch’s song “The Math of Love Triangles". This minor ditty first debuted in the Season Two episode "Josh Is the Man Of My Dreams, Right?".

## Song and lyrics

**Karen**:
What's a girl to do
when she's stuck between men?
Especially when one of them is a snake.

## Trivia

* This is the shortest song or reprise of the entire show.
The Crew

**The Crew** Close knit circle of friends from West Covina

## Group history

### Season One

White Josh and Greg had reservations about the relationship and tried to use the table as a metaphor about how they felt about it. The table as served a proxy for Valencia and they tried to convey how much they both hated it. They also attempted to convince Chan he was better off without it. Josh didn't get the subtext nor did Hector who derailed the conversation when he talked about tandem parking with his girlfriend ("I'm So Happy That Josh Is So Happy!"). Sometime later they all went to see a movie together called "The Cancer Crew". Afterwards they sat outside the theater and talked about the film and which characters in it they each resembled the most.
Josh though he was most like the character "Chad", a sensitive jock who eats clean and journals hard. Hector thought he was like the bad boy rich kid who slept with a girl who was in remission. Valencia believed she was like the caring nurse who donated her bone marrow. She disagreed when Greg implied she was more like the vain yoga instructor. Josh then suggested that they all go to the beach Saturday but Greg was reluctant hoping to do something different for a change. Eventually they convinced him to go after getting him to do his Seinfeld impression. Greg mentioned wanting to bring a date but Josh felt it should be just the original crew.
Josh spotted Rebecca Bucnh passing by and waved her over to join them. Valencia shocked everyone when she invited her to join them explaining that she was helping a fellow woman out *(♫ Women Gotta Stick Together ♫)*. On the day of the trip Hector overslept as expected and the others prepared to leave without him. They were surprised when Rebecca showed up with the transportation, a huge party bus. Everyone boarded the bus and enjoyed the first-class accommodations as two others joined them: Greg's new girlfriend Heather Davis and Rebecca's boss Darryl Whitefeather. Tensions arose among the crew after Rebecca decided to perform an impromptu pole dance.

## Members

### Classic crew

Josh ChanThe de facto leader of the crew.Greg SerranoThe sarcastic member of the crew.Josh WilsonThe gym rat of the crewHectorThe surfer dude of the crew.
### Honarary members

**Joseph**Close friend of Josh who in high school had a brief affair with Valencia.**Beans**Close friend of the crew and a Beanie Baby collector.KenAnother close friend of the crew who helped Josh keep his distance from Rebecca.

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You Go First

**You Go First**
**Performer(s)**: Rebecca and Paula — **First Appearance**: "Who's the Cool Girl Josh Is Dating?"
**Written by**: Adam Schlesinger, Jack Dolgen, Rachel Bloom — **Genre**: Hair Metal

**You Go First** is a song performed by Rebecca Bunch and Paula Proctor. In it they both want to apologize to each other but only if the other goes first. The song debuted in the Season Two episode "Who's the Cool Girl Josh Is Dating?".

## Song and lyrics

**Rebecca**:
We used to be there
for each other every second.

**Paula**
With one emoji we could read
each other's soul.

**Rebecca**:
But since we've been apart...

**Paula**:
There's an aching in my heart...

**Rebecca**:
It's an aching that
no cocktail can control!

**Rebecca and Paula**:
And I really wanna tell you
that I'm sorry!

And I really wanna tell you
That I am the worst!

And I just want to say
I miss you every day!

And I will....

But you go first!

I mean, this is almost
entirely all my fault here.
But you gotta admit
its just a tiny bit
your fault too!

**Paula**:
This is so all on me
but still you kind of
have to agree...

**Rebecca and Paula**:
That sometimes
you can be really...

**Rebecca**:
Passive aggressive!

**Paula**:
Self involved!

So...
go ahead and say
you're kind of sorry!

'So I can say...
Oh, no, no, no please!'

Just like I rehearsed!

If you open the door...
I'll apologize so much more!

Yes I will...

But you go first!
Valencia Perez/Songs

"**Women Gotta Stick Together**"
**Performed by**: Valencia Perez
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger
Valencia sings about women helping each other out.

"**Friendtopia**"
**Performed by**: Rebecca, Valencia and Heather
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger
Rebecca, Valencia and Heather celebrate thier new friendship.

**Performed by**: Rebecca, Paula, Darryl, Heather, Valencia, Nathaniel, WhiJo, Hector, Maya, Tim, Jim
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger
Rebecca resolves to get revenge as her friends wonder where she is.

"**Let's Generalize About Men**"
**Performed by**: Rebecca, Paula, Heather, Valencia
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger
The Gurl Group gripe about the opposite sex.

"**This Is My Movement**"
**Performed by**: Valencia
**Writers**: Adam Schlesinger, Rachel Bloom and Jack Dolgen
Valencia spreads the word

"**Without Love You Can Save the World**"
**Performed by**: Rebecca Bunch and the Cast of "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger
Rebecca and the characters describe the things you can do when you are not following love

"**Buttload Of Cats**"
**Performed by**: Rebecca Bunch with Paula Proctor, Heather Davis and Valencia Perez
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger
Rebecca sings about being single and buying a lot of cats.

### Season Four

"**No One Else Is Singing My Song**"
**Performed by**: Rebecca, Nathaniel and Josh and the cast
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen & Adam Schlesinger
Rebecca, Nathaniel and Josh lament how misunderstood they are.

"**The Cringe**"
**Performed by**: J. Castleman, Rebecca, Valencia, Heather and Paula.
**Writers**:
Castleman explains the embarrassing moments someone has he calls "The Cringe."

"**The Group Mind Has Decided You're In Love**"
**Performed by**: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger, and Aline Brosh McKenna
The cast ships Darryl and White Josh' relationship.

"**Let Me Be In Your Show**"
**Performed by**: Rebecca Bunch, Tim Campbell and Valencia Perez
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom & Adam Schlesinger
The cast auditions for the play

"**The Tick Tock Clock**"
**Performed by**: Rebecca Bunch, Tim, Nathaniel Plimpton, Valencia Perez
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom & Adam Schlesinger
Time drags in as the cast rehearses their parts.

"**I'm the Bride of the Pirate King**"
**Performed by**: Valencia Perez
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom & Adam Schlesinger
The bride of the Pirate King declares her love for him despite how poorly he treats her.

"**Slow Motion**"
**Performed by**: Rebecca, Paula, Valencia and Heather
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, and Adam Schlesinger
The women fantasize about how great they look together as they slowly cross a casino floor.

"**Slow Motion (reprise)**"
**Performed by**: Rebecca, Paula, Valencia, Heather and Audra
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, and Adam Schlesinger
The girls walk in slow motion

"**Love's Not A Game**"
**Performed by**: Josh Wilson and Rebecca’s friends
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom & Adam Schlesinger
Rebecca's friends bet on whether she’ll choose Josh, Nathaniel or Greg to be with.
You Stupid Bitch

**You Stupid Bitch**
**Performer(s)**: Rebecca Bunch — **First Appearance**: ""That Text Was Not Meant for Josh!""
**Written by**: Rachel Bloom and Adam Schlesinger — **Genre**: Torch song

## Summary

"**You Stupid Bitch**" is a song sung by Rebecca Bunch after Josh Chan discovered she had lied to and manipulated him. In the song she berated herself for having deceived Josh and now possibly ruined any chance she could have with him.The song was featured in the Season 1 | Episode 11."That Text Was Not Meant for Josh!". It is track number 8 on the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 1 - Vol.2).

## The song with lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen
please welcome to the stage
to sing a song
about self-indulgent self-loathing,
Miss Rebecca Bunch!

Thank you! Thank you, thank you!
It’s so wonderful to be back here,
even though I’m here singing this song a lot.

Well Rebecca, you’ve done it now.
(Yeah you guys know this one.)
Karma’s come to tap you on the shoulder.
All that lying that’s been festering,
Plus breaking and entering,
Is coming now to crush you like a boulder.

You ruined everything,
You stupid bitch.
You ruined everything,
You stupid, stupid bitch.
You’re just a lying little bitch
who ruins things and wants the world to burn.
Bitch. You’re a stupid bitch.
And lose some weight.

I was so close to paradise,
But now the only thing I’m close to is defeat.
These shards are a metaphor for my soul,
Won’t stop the self-pity ‘cause I’m on a roll,
Yes Josh completes me, but how can that be
When there’s no me left to complete?

You ruined everything,
You stupid bitch.
Sing with me!
You ruined everything,
You stupid, stupid bitch.
Yes, I deserve this!

You’re just a poopy little slut who doesn’t think
and deceives the people she loves.
Now he knows I’m not some innocent lamb,
He sees me for what I am,
Which is a horrible, stupid, dumb and ugly,
fat and stupid, simple, self-hating
Bitch.

## Notes

### Trivia

* At the first episode of Season One, when Josh breaks up with Rebecca at summer camp, Rebecca yells at her mom from afar and calls her a "stupid bitch."
* Glen Weldon from National Public Radio has "Stupid Bitch" in his top 27 song list and considers this one of the show's signature songs.

### Reprises

* The refrain of "**You Stupid Bitch**" is reprised at the end of the Season Two song "Santa Ana Winds."
* The song's lyrics and melody were also reprised in the episode "Can Josh Take A Leap Of Faith?'s song "Rebecca's Reprise."
* The last line of the song is reprised in dialogue in "I'm Making Up For Lost Time," when Tucker berates himself after his lies are exposed.
* It was also reprised in the song "Eleven O'Clock" from the Season Four series finale "I'm In Love."
Tommy Proctor

**Tommy Proctor** Son of Scott and Paula Proctor

**Thomas "Tommy" Proctor** is the youngest son of Paula and Scott Proctor and little brother to Brendan Proctor. He has a variety of disorders including ADHD, OCD and a panic disorder. He also has restless leg syndrome. This has caused him numerous problems at school and labeled him a problem child to the administration there. His first appearance was in the Season One episode "I Hope Josh Comes to My Party!". He is portrayed by actor Steele Stebbins.

## History

In 2015 at the Proctor residence, **Tommy Proctor** was studying for a test in the dining room and complaining he was going to fail. His mother encouragemed him to face his fears. When she also mentioned running with scissors Tommy's brother Brendan replied that was bad advice. The next day Tommy tried to steal the answers for the test but was caught. His mother came to school to talk to his principal about disciplinary measures. When she asked Tommy if he was afraid of getting caught he told her he faced those fears like and tried to steal the answers anyway. He then warned her that the principal was mean before she went inside for the meeting. Once it was over, Tommy's mom took him to Rebecca Bunch's apartment where she was supposed to help with a housewarming party.

The event was a bust as only a handful of people showed up and Tommy left with his mother to find more guests. As they were driving around, Tommy pointed out a large number of people in a parking lot. His mom learned it was a Gambler's Anonymous support group and they were all invited back to Rebecca's place. Their arrival made the party a huge success. While he was there, Tommy talked to Rebecca's neighbor Heather Davis about his school troubles. Heather assured him that grades were ultimately meaningless as she herself was bad at school when she was his age. He asked her if she was successful now but she told him she was just cooler which was more important. After his mother got wasted, Tommy called an Uber to pick them up and take them home ("I Hope Josh Comes to My Party!").

In *Who Is Josh's Soup Fairy?*, Rebecca babysat him while Paula did things for college. At some point she lost him in the Spider's while looking for Josh, but Tommy manages to go back home by himself.

 **Special appearances** | Dr.Phil 🎈 Nipsey Hussle 🎈 Dream Ghost #1 🎈 Dream Ghost #2 🎈 J. Castleman 🎈 Tita Myrna 🎈 Anna 🎈 B.J. Novak 🎈 Trina 🎈 Rabbi Shari 🎈 Jeff Channington 🎈 Jarl 🎈 Wendy Legrand 🎈 Xiao Huang 🎈 Fett Regoso
Tim Campbell/Songs

"**Who's The New Guy?**"
**Performed by**: Paula, Tim, Maya, Karen and George
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger, Rachel Specter
The Whitefeather & Associates employees worry about Nathaniel.

"**Man Nap**"
**Performed by**: Darryl, Tim and Jim
**Writers**: Bloom, Schlesinger, Dolgen and McKenna
Darryl, Tim and Jim convince Nathaniel to get some much needed rest.

**Performed by**: Rebecca, Paula, Darryl, Heather, Valencia, Nathaniel, WhiJo, Hector, Maya, Tim, Jim
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger
Rebecca resolves to get revenge as her friends wonder where she is.

"**The Buzzing From The Bathroom**"
**Performed by**: Tim
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, Adam Schlesinger
Tim is depressed that he can’t sexually satisfy his wife.

"**He's The New Guy**"
**Performed by**: Rebecca Bunch and her colleagues
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger and Jack Dolgen
Rebecca tries to convince the staff of Whitefeather & Associates to rise up against Nathaniel.

### Season Four

"**The Group Mind Has Decided You're In Love**"
**Performed by**: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger, and Aline Brosh McKenna
The cast ships Darryl and White Josh' relationship.

"**Let Me Be In Your Show**"
**Performed by**: Rebecca Bunch, Tim Campbell and Valencia Perez
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom & Adam Schlesinger
The cast auditions for the play

"**The Tick Tock Clock**"
**Performed by**: Rebecca Bunch, Tim, Nathaniel Plimpton, Valencia Perez
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom & Adam Schlesinger
Time drags in as the cast rehearses their parts.

"**Apple Man**"
**Performed by**: Tim
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom & Adam Schlesinger
Tim sings a book number about an apple obsessed man.

"**Love's Not A Game**"
**Performed by**: Josh Wilson and Rebecca’s friends
**Writers**: Rachel Bloom & Adam Schlesinger
Rebecca's friends bet on whether she’ll choose Josh, Nathaniel or Greg to be with.
The Math of Love Quadrangles

**The Math of Love Quadrangles**
**Performer(s)**: Rebecca, Nathaniel, Josh and Greg — **First Appearance**: ""I Need to Find My Frenemy""
**Written by**: Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, and Adam Schlesinger

**The Math of Love Quadrangles** is a musical performance by Rebecca, Nathaniel, Josh and Greg. In this song Rebecca can't choose between three men. Its first appearance was in the Season Four episode "I Need to Find My Frenemy." It's a nod to the the Season Two song "The Math of Love Triangles".

## The song with lyrics

Rebecca:
WHAT’S A GIRL TO DO WHEN SHE’S BACK HERE AGAIN?
AFTER SO MUCH GROWTH, SHE’S STILL STUCK BETWEEN MEN?

SO, SWEEP OFF THE SETS
GOOD, YOU FOUND THE OLD SWING

Just put it anywhere, that’s cool

LET’S SEE IF I REMEMBER THE WORDS TO SING

I’M BACK HERE AGAIN
OH BOY, WHAT FUN!
GUESS IT’S TIME TO MAKE UP MORE GEOMETRY PUNS

Greg, Josh, & Nathaniel:
THE MATH OF LOVE QUADRANGLES
IS WAY MORE FUN THAN TRIG

Rebecca:
BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS?

Greg, Josh, & Nathaniel:
HMM, WE DON’T SEE THOSE ON A FIG
THE MATH OF LOVE QUADRANGLES
IS SO JUICY WHILE IT LASTS

Rebecca:
I CAN’T ASK YOU TO SHARE!

Greg, Josh, & Nathaniel
COME ON, DON’T BE A SQUARE!

Rebecca:
I THOUGHT ALL THIS DRAMA WAS BACK IN MY PAST

Greg, Josh, & Nathaniel:
JOKE’S ON YOU, BITCH, YOU’LL NEVER BE FREE!
Krill

**Encyclopedia** > **Races**

*Krill*

The Krill resemble a bird/reptile mix, and researchers believe they are an intelligent dinosaur species that evolved within a carbon dioxide atmosphere. They stand three meters tall and are bi-pedal with two tails. The Krill have the remnants of wings, but they are unusable.

The Krill are driven by natural selection. Their society believes that the strongest are meant to survive, and that all others must perish. Krills perform ritual elder culling in which they kill their
weakened elders. Their young are taught that they must fight to survive.

Female Krill lay 10-20 eggs a year, and a Krill’s average life span is approximately 40 years, but because of elder culling, very few make it past 20 years. Their society is highly factionalized with a dominant ruler coming to power only in the last 50 years. At present, they have resolved
their internal strife by refocusing on being superior to the aliens they encounter. In other words, watch out!

## Summary

The Krill are a genocidal race which are violent in the extreme. They reproduce quickly and are adept at building things.

* Empire: Krill Dominion

* Leader: Lord Ulrok

* Demeanor: Violent

* Culture: Berzerkers

* Planet Type: Rock

* Atmosphere: Carbon Dioxide

## Biological Description

The Krill resemble a cross between a bird and a reptile. Many scientists believe that they are an intelligent species of dinosaur that evolved within a carbon dioxide atmosphere. They stand roughly 3 meters tall and are bi-pedal with 2 tails. The Krill have the remnants of wings, but they are unusable. Their average life span is approximately 40 years, but because of the elder culling, very few make it past 20 years. The Krill reproduce through the laying of 10-20 eggs a year.

## Society Description

The Krill are driven by the philosophy of natural selection. Their society is completely drive by the concept that the strongest are meant to survive, and that all others must perish to make room. They perform ritual elder culling where they kill all of their elders who have grown too weak to defend themselves. Their young are taught early on that they must fight to survive. Their society is highly factionalized with a dominant ruler coming to power only in the last 50 years. At present, they have resolved their internal strife by refocusing on being superior to the aliens they encounter.

## General History

The Krill have always been a violent species. They are renowned for utterly destroying the Basrah Empire without ever actually having talked with them. They deem most aliens to be inferior and rarely make alliances. With the rise of their high lord, the race seems to be united for the first time. The past 50 years have shown a desire for territorial expansion, military conquest, and just about anything to keep them distracted from the days of their own internal conflicts.
Wendy Legrand

**Wendy Legrand** Mountaintop's biggest client.

**Wendy Legrand** is a West Covina business woman and the biggest client of the law firm Mountaintop. Her first appearance was in the Season Four episode "I'm On My Own Path." She is portrayed by actress Nia Vardalos.

## History

*Coming soon!*

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Women Gotta Stick Together

**Women Gotta Stick Together**
**Performer(s)**: Valencia Perez — **First Appearance**: ""I'm Going to the Beach with Josh and His Friends!""
 — **Genre**: Folk-Pop

Women gotta stick together all across this land, cxcept Denise Martinez,

"**Women Gotta Stick Together**" is a song sung by Valencia Perez after she invited Rebecca to a beach trip Josh's crew was going on. The song was first heard in the Season One episode"I'm Going to the Beach with Josh and His Friends!".

## The song with lyrics

Gimme that guitar!
Women gotta stick together
Each and every day.
Women gotta stick together
In each and every way.

Females helping females
For the greater good.
Sisters helping sisters,
That’s called sisterhood!

Women have the power—
The power to make a change.
Like this girl should pluck her eyebrows,
And those jeans should be exchanged.
You really need a size up.

Some girls are born tall and thin,
And some are short and fat.
This girl smells like sausages,
But there’s nothing wrong with that!

Women gotta stick together
All across this land,
Except Denise Martinez,
That bitch I cannot stand.
Oh hey Denise.
Hey girl!

Females helping females,
Like this girl here with the blotchy face,
She banged her best friend’s boyfriend
In the bathroom of that half-priced sushi place.
What?
Oh, you didn’t know?

So let’s all spread this message
Like Caitlin spreads disease
‘Cause a change is coming faster
Than Ashley drops to her knees.
Together we can clear these hurdles,

Except Marissa ‘cause she’s four-foot-eight.
We can climb every mountain
If the rope can support Haley’s weight.
What?

Women gotta stick together,
Do everything we can,
So if some weird troll named Rebecca
moves here from New York
and is all up on my boyfriend,
I’m gonna lend her a helping hand!

Women gotta stick together
And tell each other the truth—
The truth is you’re all fat sluts,
And that’s called sisterhood!
Yale Law

**Yale Law** Ivy league Law school
**Location**: New Haven, Connecticut — **Debut**: "My First Thanksgiving With Josh!"

**Yale Law School** is an extension of the American Ivy League college Yale University which specializes in legal education. It was founded in 1824 and is located in New Haven, Connecticut. It established itself as one of the more prestigious law schools in the country due to its high admissions standards and low acceptance rates. On the show "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" Rebecca Bunch is a graduate of Yale Law having matriculated there after an unfortunate incident at another school. It's first mention was in the Season One episode "My First Thanksgiving With Josh!".

## References

### Season One

* "Josh Just Happens to Live Here!": Paula goes over Rebecca's resumé with Mrs. Hernandez and points out that the firms latest hire went to both Harvard and Yale.
* "My First Thanksgiving With Josh!": In the song "I Give Good Parent", Rebecca mentions she's a graduate of Yale Law and a Harvard undergrad.

### Season Two

* "When Do I Get to Spend Time With Josh?": Rebecca mentions to Nathaniel she went to Yale and Harvard.
* "Can Josh Take A Leap Of Faith?": It's revealed in a flashback that Rebecca had an affair with a professor at Harvard University and accidentally burned down his house after he broke things off. After time in a mental institution she went to Yale Law to continue her education.

### Season Three

* ”I Never Want to See Josh Again.”: Attorney Cornelia Wickfield says she went to both Harvard and Yale Law but prefers to not give details about her education unless asked directly.

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Sugar

**Sugar**
**Performer(s)**: Squelcher — **First Appearance**: ""I'm Going to the Beach with Josh and His Friends!""
**Written by**: David Isaac Feldstein — **Genre**: Rock

"**Sugar**" is a song composed by David Isaac Feldstein and performed by Squelcher which was on Rebecca Bunch’s smartphone play list. She had the song playing as she performed a pole dancing routine on the party bus she rented for Josh Chan and his crew. The song was first heard in the Season One episode "I'm Going to the Beach with Josh and His Friends!".

## The song with lyrics

Sweeter than honey from a bumblebee
You sting me every time you move to the beat
Like a freight train headed for your candy
I want a taste it now, your sweet love shall be mine!

Now I'm gonna lick it like a lollipop!
Taste so good I'm never gonna stop!
Gonna have a little than a little more
of my fantasy, yeah, it's your candy!
I want to taste your sweet temptation!

Your love is my sugar!
Your love is all I need!
Your love is my sugar!
Your love is so...
Sticky sweet!
Your love is my sugar,
your love is all I need!

Show me what you got
show me all of your goods!
Come a little closer and I'll take a look!
Turn around, hit the ground make me weak!
Cause your body is my favorite treat!

Your love is my sugar!
Your love is all I need!
Your love is my sugar!
Your love is so...
Sticky sweet!
Your love is my sugar,
your love is all I need!
Trent Is Getting Ready Song

**Trent Is Getting Ready Song**
**Performer(s)**: Trent Maddock — **First Appearance**: "Who Needs Josh When You Have a Girl Group?"

**Trent is Getting Ready Song** is a musical number performed by Trent Maddock. In it he prepares to prove to the object of his affection Rebecca Bunch that he can be normal. The song's first appearance is in the Season Two episode "Who Needs Josh When You Have a Girl Group?".

## Song and lyrics

Hey Rebecca.

I'm going to infiltrate your
guy friend group tonight.
So when in a future time
you see me chilling with
them and you'll think
"He's so normal."

I'm in love.

It's the Trent is getting ready song.
The Trent is getting ready song.

Trent's getting ready
Trent's getting ready
The Trent is getting ready...
Gah!Oh!

Crap, my back!

## Notes

### Reprise

This is the second reprise of the Season One musical number "The Sexy Getting Ready Song". The first reprise was the song "The Sexy Gonna Do It Song" performed by Calvin Young.
We'll Never Have Problems Again

**We'll Never Have Problems Again**
**Performer(s)**: Rebecca Bunch, Josh Chan, Heather Davis — **First Appearance**: "Will Scarsdale Like Josh's Shayna Punim?"
**Written by**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger — **Genre**: Funk

**We'll Never Have Problems Again** was a song performed by Rebecca and Josh after they became a couple again. In the song they expressed their belief that things would be different this time and any problems they had before were behind them. The song was first heard in the Season Two episode "Will Scarsdale Like Josh's Shayna Punim?".

## Song and lyrics

**Rebecca and Josh**:
*We'll never have problems again*
*It's only smooth, smooth sailing*
*from now on...*
*Oh Oh!*
*We'll never have problems again*
*We used to have problems*
*but now they're gone*
*Woo!*

**Rebecca**:
*Do you remember,*
*back when we had problems?*

**Josh**:
*Oh man. That was anoying!*

**Rebecca**:
*But now our love*
*has magically solved them*
*And there won't be any*
*more in our future at all!*

**Heather**:
Okay, so you guys are
like super delusional.

**Josh**:
Ugh go away Heather!

**Rebecca**:
Yeah, GET OUT!

**Heather**:
Fine. I'll guess I just
'Soul Train' outta here, losers.

**Rebecca and Josh**:
*We'll never have problems again*

**Josh**:
*Now everyone will know,*
*that our love in undying*
*we'll never have problems again!*

**Rebecca**:
*No more nights of randomly crying!*

**Josh**:
*Never worry about paying the bills*
*the only money we need is sunset!*

**Rebecca**:
*If we feel like we've run out of thrills...*
Hey look! Another sunset!

**Josh**:
*We don't need gasoline*
*our car will run on love!*

**Rebecca**:
*Elon Musk is developing that kind of car*
*The first test failed but*
*that's 'cause it wasn't true love*
*They say obsession biologically*
*lasts four years at most*
*but science doesn't apply to us*
*Some say we're all repeating*
*patterns taught by our parents*
*But that's just -*

**Rebecca and Josh**:
No. That's not. No, it's not. No, no

*We'll never have problems again*
*No more ups and downs*
*It's just ups and ups and ups*
*We'll never have problems again*
*Our love has made us totes invincible*

**Rebecca**:
*I've been cynical most of my life*
*and everythings falling flat!*
*Now for once the situation's*
*a lot less nuanced than that*
*We're problem free!*
*That's you and me!*
*We're problem free!*
*That's you and me!*

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## Notes

### Callback

A lyric from the song has Rebecca singing *"It's a lot less nuanced than that"*. This is a reference to the Season One theme song where Rebecca said a similar line *"It's a lot more nuanced than that"* in response to being called a *"Crazy Ex-Girlfriend."*