Dialogue:Human Princess

**The is the *dialogue* for Human Princess.**
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# GENERAL THRONE DIALOGUE

## Greeting

**[ Human Princess ]**

 Welcome to my castle, knight. I, the Princess, thank you for your friendship and support!

 Please, do enjoy your stay.

## No Event

**[ Human Princess ]**

 I'm a bit busy right now, knight... I'm sorry you came all the way here to meet me...

 But there will be plenty of time to talk, in the future

## Disliked Gift

**[ Human Princess ]**

 I ...don't think I need anything, at the present time. Thanks anyway...

## Leaving

**[ Human Princess ]**

 Fare thee well, my knight.

# EVENT 1

**[ Human Princess ]**

 So... A traveling knight, huh? I'm sure you've seen lot of different things around the kingdom,

 Say, have you visited our town? How do you like it?

## "Looks fine as is"

**[ Knight ]**

 ***">Looks fine as it is"***

 "Could use more decorations"

 "Fishing for compliments already?"

**[ Human Princess ]**

 That's...Ok, I guess?

 But could it could always be, you know... better.

 If I can say so myself, as a Princess I think I've got a fine fashion sense.

 I mean, compared to the slimes', my castle at least has walls...

 "We're a peaceful race, that will be enough, let's go play~", she says.

 Truth is, you can never know! You think you're going to live in peace forever, then...

 Bam!

 Bandits raid your fields, or even goblins!

 If it wasn't for everyone's support, yours included, our reign wouldn't be a safe one!!!

## "Could use more decorations"

**[ Knight ]**

 "Looks fine as it is"

 >***"Could use more decorations"***

 "Fishing for compliments already?"

**[ Human Princess ]**

 Oh! That's a good advice! And what would you recommend?

## Warrior Statues

**[ Knight ]**

 >**Warrior statues**

 Princess statues

 Lewd Princess statues

**[ Human Princess ]**

 That's pretty basic but... Why not?

## Princess Statues

**[ Knight ]**

 Warrior statues

 **>Princess statues**

 Lewd Princess statues

**[ Human Princess ]**

 Oooh, you... I'm not that narcissist! But I'll take it as a compliment~

## Lewd Princess Statues

**[ Knight ]**

 Warrior statues

 Princess statues

 **>Lewd Princess statues**

**[ Human Princess ]**

 Yea that's a good ide...

 **Guards! Throw him out!**

## Fishing for compliments already?

**[ Knight ]**

 "Looks fine as it is"

 "Could use more decorations"

 **>"Fishing for compliments already?"**

**[ Human Princess ]**

 Your manners are just...

 This... is the first time you talk with someone with royal blood, right?

 I'll let it slide, this once... But now I'll have to beg your pardon, I've got Princess' duties to attend to...

*[Regardless of choice]*

**[ Human Princess ]**

It was a pleasure... [Knight]. I hope you will continue to support our cause.

# EVENT 2

**[ Human Princess ]**

 Oh, how silly of me~! I'm the Princess, of course I may! ⭑hононо\*

**[ Starchy ]**

 Princess!! What's going on here?!

**[ Human Princess ]**

 Oh, jeez...

**[ Starchy ]**

 Princess!! What's this *knight* doing here?! Do you know him!?

**[ Human Princess ]**

 Starchy, I'm not a little girl anymore, I can talk and meet whoever I want!

 And he's helping us right now, as a loyal knight and supporter of the human reign!

**[ Starchy ]**

 Oh, I know! I know what he's trynna do!

 I've seen this happen way too many times to your dear mother!

**[ Human Princess ]**

 ... What are you talking about now?

**[ Starchy ]**

 Man of ill reputation! Self appointed "Knights"! Entering through

 The main door, behaving like they own the place...

 **... Slipping into Princess' bedrooms at night!!**

 Kick him out, Princess! This man is unworthy to serve us!!

 Look closely, I'll prove it to you, milady!

**[ Human Princess ]**

 Make it quick! I'm not done talking with [Knight].

*[ Short battle scene ensues. If the [Knight] wins: ]*

**[ Starchy ]**

 Ugh. Enough...

 Ow ow ow...

**[ Human Princess ]**

 Are you're satisfied now, old man? Leave, before I get really, *really*, mad!

**[ Starchy ]**
I-I'm sorry Princess...

**[ Human Princess ]**

 Alone again. At last, where were we?

 Oh! Right!

 You know... My mother used to say that when someone gets the permission to touch the fair hand of a Princess...

**[ Human Princess ]**

 They'll have to abide to everything she says.

 So... Will you?

 Will you touch my hand?

## Touch it softly

**[ Knight ]**

 **>Touch it softly**

 Grasp it

 Refuse to not enrage her guardian

**[ Human Princess ]**

 This touch... You're a kind person, I can feel it.

 Now you have to do whatever I say, right? Huhuhu~

 Is it like mother said? Have I gotten myself a loyal knight, today?

 Hee-hee, look at us, playing around like kids...

## Grasp it

**[ Knight ]**

 Touch it softly

 **>Grasp it**

 Refuse to not enrage her guardian

**[ Human Princess ]**

 Oh...My my! That... Hurt a bit.

 I... Think I'll need to head to my quarters now, if you don't mind... You... Will come back, right?

**[ Knight ]**

 Touch it softly

 Grasp it

 **>Refuse to not enrage her guardian**

**[ Human Princess ]**

 Starchy again?? Just when things were getting interesting!

 If you like to mock the princess so much, how about I make you the next the court jester, huh?!

 After all, you /are/ a bit funny. You will come back to me, right?

 Stay safe until then...

# EVENT 3

**[ Human Princess ]**

 It's [Knight]! Your name is getting bigger and bigger between my knights, I'm almost jealous of you~

 Today... I think I may have some free time on my hands, actually...

 "I hereby declare that the Princess... Will be taking the day off, today!"

 Now this is being princely!

 So, what are we waiting for? Are you my loyal knight or not?

 Let's go now! To the gardens, my knight!

 Welcome, loyal knight, to my "Outside'!

 So... What do you think about it? Pretty nice, huh?

## These are some nice flowers

**[ Knight ]**

 **>These are some nice flowers**

 This is a bit... sad

**[ Human Princess ]**

 I guess so! Starchy planted them recently... He's got a green thumb.

 However, flowers grown between walls can never get as beautiful as wild ones...

 Don't you get why I brought you here? Someone as used to traveling as you are, but...

 I know it's hard for someone as used to traveling as you are, but...

 No, it's nothing, maybe I was just imagining things...

 I'm... sorry for ruining the mood... I didn't want this "tour" to end like this.

 Chin up! I want you to be my loyal knight for the time being! That's well worth a smile, ain't it?

 It was nice, being here with you. Come to me again [Knight], I'll count on it.

## this is a bit... sad

**[ Knight ]**

 These are some nice flowers

 **>This is a bit.. sad**

**[ Human Princess ]**

 Maybe just a little, but..... Wouldn't it be hypocritical to cry at my condition?

 I'm rich, can eat a lot of delicious food and do what I want...

 Even so...

 You... Touched my hand back then, you know? Now you'll have to listen to whatever I say!

 You promised~

## "Just say the word, my queen!"

**[ Knight ]**

 *>"Just say the word, my queen!"'*

 "It really depends on the request..."

**[ Human Princess ]**

 Such insolence! I'm not that old, you know? It is but a year since I became a woman...

 missed

 Royal doctor said it could have been because of all the stress about being the next regent and everything...

 Buuuut...

 I don't know why I'm telling you this, it's so embarassing!

 And you're just too kind, you should have stopped me before I embarrassed myself...

 I guess it just felt natural... Talking to you.

## "It really depends on the request..."

**[ Knight ]**

 "Just say the word, my queen!

 >"It really depends on the request..."

**[ Human Princess ]**

 Oh... I guess it's reasonable, nothing too fancy then, mmh?

 I'll take my time to think about it! You better be ready, dear knight!

**[Regardless of choice]**

 It was nice, being here with you. Come to me again [Knight], I'll count on it.

# EVENT 4

**[ Human Princess ]**

 Welcome back,

 I... Want to show you something, but I can't tell what in advance, so don't ask...

 I will need you to trust your Princess, today, because I'm your only Princess, right?

## Yes

**[ Knight ]**

 **>Yes**

 No

**[ Human Princess ]**

 Oh, I will find out if you're lying! Hoohohо\*

 So, are you ready now? Ready to put your trust in me?

 If so... Close your eyes, heliodor...

## Close your eyes

**[ Knight ]**

 **>Close your eyes**

 Refuse

**[ Human Princess ]**

 Very well.

 Give me your hand now.

 \*giggle\* that's ticklish, but don't let go, or it will be game over for you.

 Watch out here, there are steps going down...

 Say, what would you do..

 What would you do if I told you I wanted to run away from here?

 You probably think I'm just a spoiled Princess that can't see how lucky she is... do you?

 Maybe you do, but for now, just keep quiet.

 Here we are, I'll let your hand go now, but don't open your eyes yet.

 You have to promise: promise you won't betray me.

 Promise you won't leave me alone inside these walls.

 Can you at least promise me this?

 Make this a knightly promise, a vow no knight can break.

## Promise

**[ Knight ]**

 **>Promise**

 Back down

[ Human Princess ]

 Very well... good!

 You may now open your eyes...

 I hope you won't hate me for this...

 These... are the royal torture chambers.

 This is one of the places my duties dictate I have to visit from time to time.

 Political oppositors, enemies of the kingdom...

 It is my duty to decide if they're done serving us or if they can stay in here a little longer.

 Even the life of a Princess can get unsightly, huh?

 This I was complaining about...

 The prisoners and I are the only ones who cannot leave these walls.

 If either of us left the safety of the castle... the entire reign would be in danger.

 In a sense I'm so important to the reign that I'm also a threat to it. And just like that, I'm locked away.

 You can see what I'm talking about, right?

### " I understand, Princess."

[ Knight ]

 >"I understand, Princess."

 "I think you're wrong..."

[ Human Princess ]

 Just "understanding" isn't enough!

 Will you help me? You will help me! I'm your Princess, after all.

 Remember my plea when the time will come, in my darkest hour.

 Run to me and bring me away.

 Let's get out of here now, this place... is too much for me. Please, hold my hand...

 I'll just show you the way out, it's better if you're not seen with me so deep in the castle.

## " I think you're wrong..."

[ Knight ]

"I understand, princess."

 **">I Think you're wrong..."**

**[ Human Princess ]**

 I'm wrong, you say...? What do you mean?

## Got to deal the cards you're dealt with."

[ Knight ]

 "You should drop the victimism."'

 **>"Got to deal with the cards you're dealt with."**

**[ Human Princess ]**

 Maybe you're right, but I appreciate that you've been here for me,even in this place.

 Let's get out of here now, this place... Is too much for me, please hold my hand...

 I'll just show you the way out. It's better if you're not seen with me so deep in the castle.

# EVENT 5

**[ Human Princess ]**

 Hello, [Knight]! Today I want to know more about yourself... We've only talked about me until now.

 How was your day? Tell me about your adventures... I want to know what it's like out there, in the kingdom!

[Many adventure tales later...]

**[ Human Princess ]**

 Heehee! That sounds exciting!

 I envy you, I barely leave my quarters or this throne room...

 Soooo... Who's your favourite one? What is she like?

## "Human Princess, who else!?"

[ Knight ]

 >"Human Princess, who else!?"

 "Kobold Princess is kinda cute..."

 "Nothing compares to rabbit Princess!!!"

 "Harvest Princess is the only one for me."

[Regardless of choice]

**[ Human Princess ]**

 Yeah, you're right! I knew you'd have picked me! \*Hoohoho\*

 Ahh... being with you is...

 It was so fun with you in the castle lately, I wish you could stay with me...

 I-I mean... as my loyal knight...

 But what can I do about it, right? I'm just a simple girl after all.

 If only I had some kind of power to keep you here until I'm satisfied...

[ Knight ]

 **>Call her a tease.**

 Try to get out of it!

**[ Human Princess ]**

 \*Ohoh\* am I?

 You will come again when this silly Princess needs a loyal, valiant knight at her side, right?

 We'll see about that, [Knight]. I really hope you will.