The holy creations of Breadbear

## How it started

Twisted souls, holy beings and heretics.

We received a message from Breadbear.

An enemy from DOOM II called “Pain Elemental” appeared.

Pain = Bread, fire = element.

This meant that Breadbear was in pain, fighting against the sun.

Luckily our true god won and defeated the unholy sun, bringer of ashes.

Long after Breadbear’s duel against the great sun, he unleashed his loaf wave once again.

Then... It happened.

Bread took over.

Finally, after so long, peace will be brought to our world!

When the bread rose, a creature was born.

Katelijn, Killer of Microwaves.

She was the descendant of our holy Breadbear
The cat was created to bring bread, holiness and peace to this world.

This cat was created to bring bread, holiness and peace to this world.

What Katelijn wanted was to spread the cult, build churches and make a holy family of Breadbelievers and mini-meatloafs.

After 2 years of her life passed, she met prisoner Maxwell the dingus.

He was kept in a bunker deep below the ground.

This prison or "base" as they called it was expecting Katelijn.

They were already obsessed with Breadbear, so it didn’t take long for Maxwell to be free.

This were Katelijn’s and Maxwell’s home now.

## The beginning of the tree

They made a child together.

Catalyst the Exploder.

It was too much for Katelijn to handle, so she passed away.

This wasn’t her end however.

Thanks to the holiness/gift from Breaven, Katelijn got ressurected and ascended to a lord.

She will now be known as Katelijn, Lord of Microwaves.

Maxwell went on a trip with his owner as usual.

They went exploring, but the owner came back alone, without Maxwell.

He didn’t die, he’s just missing, waiting to be found.

This broke both Katelijn and Catalyst.

Catalyst the Exploder is known for having intense emotions in tons of situations.

This can be good, but also very very bad.

The loss of Maxwell for example was terrible for Catalyst's mental health.

Maxwell was never found, but the family kept expanding.

## Holiness arrived

at some point kattelijn got shot, died and then resurected but that's not important

also she had a prostate exam

Catalyst and Katelijn made 2 children.

Catholic and Cath.

At this point, a church was made for the holy family of cats and breadism.

It contained an altar with a lectern, a bell for when the time comes, and 4 seats that only holy beings can sit on.

These four seats were reserved for: The pontiff, The apostle, The king of the Depths and the Divine Priest.

Two seats were already taken by the two children of Katelijn and Catalyst.

Catholic was a true believer and server for breadbear.

He always provided happiness and bread for those who were present during church events.

The cat went from a priest to a pontiff and shall now be known as: Catholic the Holy Pontiff of Bread.

A pontiff was a roman pope or high priest a long time ago, and he is the leader of the church.

Cath was a loyal and faithful believer.

She always helped the ones that needed help, and always brought hope to desperate ones.

She became the apostle also known as: Apostle Cath.

There were two remaining seats.

These were reserved for future children.

Cath and Catholic were raised to be true believers.

Even Breadbear, the lord himself was proud of them.

However, they did not yet achieve what they wanted.

The two seats had to be occupied.

About month later, Cath got pregnant and was expecting 2 babies.

This is what Cath and Catholic always wanted.

2 precious children who will take the two remaining roles in the church of bread.

Meanwhile, Breadbear's four creations were made.

Four archangels, who lived below the church. there, nothing can disturb the archangels and where no one can enter unless approved by the cats or Breadbear.

These archangels were special, each one had their own role and duty.

-The archangel of life, an angel responsible for bringing life to all organisms.

-The archangel of death

-The archangel of bread

-The archangel of mold

## Disbelief and heresy

but then, master chief arived

he and the spartans then saw kattelijn and \*ai generation time\*

he and the spartans then saw kattelijn and ran towards her.

The cat accepted master chief and they started \*\*\*\*\*\*.

kattelijn was fully, the leopard moved into kattelijn.

kattelijn made the leopard \*\*\* and started drinking it.

For some strange reason they started to \*\*\*\* the leopard again and \*\*\* again.

They all took a turn to suck leopard \*\*\*\*\*

Also I started to check out this term?

I heard of it before.

Its called private dump.

its the opposite of public dump