Yasmin Beaches

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**Yasmin Michelle Beaches** (b. 16th January 1978), also known as her stage name, **Yahtzee**, is a Kuboian-Turkish entrepreneuse. The owner of micro-nation Lubefa, the richest person in Kuboia, and the eleventh-richest person and richest woman in the world, she was one of the four members of Kuboian hip-hop group Young S.Cool before founding oil firm Not Your Baby's Oil in 2009.

## Background

Yasmin Beaches was born on 16 January 1978 in Apocofield, Kuboia to a Kuboian mother and a Turkish father, both of which lived a ritzy lifestyle. Yasmin never met her father, who died five months before she was born. Due to a lack of motivation and attitude, Yasmin failed school before she was even 13 years old.

## Career

### As a rapper

After believing she would not receive any qualifications in school, Yasmin started developing an interest in hip-hop music, and with the help of her mother, Yasmin managed to approach Kuboian rapper Big Beat in 1991, at the age of 13. Big Beat said Yasmin had absolutely no potential and rejected her. Later on, her mother bribed him to let her in, but he thought she would do better in a group, so they agreed to create a hip-hop group with people her age.

Yasmin coined her stage name, Yahtzee, in early 1992, saying *”I was thinking of a stage name such as Lucky, or Chancer, but I thought it would sound stupid, so I went with Yahtzee, because that game requires luck and strategy, something you need in the industry,* and *my mom said I would be better-known and get more cash if I used a unique name.”*

From 1992 to 2001, Yasmin spent the majority of her time recording music with her new group, Young S.Cool, and fellow members Queen Cyprus, Galleon and Kick 8. The group separated in October 2001 after Yasmin started arguing with the other members, as she wanted to focus on her education and start an oil firm.

She did make-up courses from 1997 to 1999, get a GED in November 1999, attended university from September 2000 to May 2004, and attended business school from September 2004 to 2006. She graduated early.

## Controversy

### Stage name

Yahtzee's stage name is phonetically identical to "jáci", which is used as a shortened version of "jácinórka" ("vagina") in Sallish. While she was offered a compromise in which she would be referred to on Sallislandic radio as Jezmìn Bićes, she insisted on having it *her* way and got her music banned from daytime airplay in Sallisland. The ban was repealed in 2004 after Yasmin stopped using the Yahtzee stage name.

### Murder of Queen Cyprus

When fellow Young S.Cool member Queen Cyprus was murdered in 2008, Yasmin was accused of hiring a hitman.

## Notes

1. ↑ Did not appear on the Ultratop 50 chart, but did peak at number 18 on the Ultratip chart.
2. ↑ Did not appear on the Billboard Hot 100, but did peak at number 24 on the Bubbling Under Hot 100 chart.

## Trivia

* She had excessive butt implants and required a Zimmer frame to walk sturdily and physically could not sit down without sinking (unless the seat was specifically moulded), but she got reductions in 2013 due to concerns by her doctor about her health.
* The combined landmass of Yasmin's estate (if all of Lubefa is included alongside every house and business site Yasmin has ever owned) is bigger than Israel.
* She gets Botox injections on the regular yet refuses vaccination.