Episode 1/Transcript

[*Dave and Muko are seen standing outside of a house.*]

Dave: I need to fulfill my mischief addiction. What should we do?

Muko: Interesting question; I don't know. Should we build a meth lab?

Dave: No, we need to keep the video family friendly.

Muko: I know! Let's go to Astro World!

Dave: Muko, we're in the middle of Brazil. Astro World is over two-thousand miles away.

Muko: I have tickets to Houston, but first, let's go pull the fire alarm at 7-Eleven!

Dave: Good idea! Let's go!

[*Muko slaps Dave.*]

Muko: Don't say it so loud! We're gonna get caught.

Dave: Okay, nerd.

[*They arrive at 7-Eleven.*]

Muko: Here we are; Let's pull the fire alarm!

[*Dave laughs as the alarm goes off.*]

Muko: Oh, carp, we gotta run!

[*They go to their hideout.*]

Muko: Oh my god, that was hilarious!

Dave: Okay, we have to get to Astro World now.

[*They go to the airport.*]

Muko: I have the plane tickets. I'm checking in now.

I have plane tickets for Houston, Texas.

TikTok girl: (breathing noises) (garbled) YUUKUUF TUFF (unintelligible) GUUUAAH? ...'T'S REALLY GOOD! GOOVA, IGGY, VRRSHESHESHE! (puts down an object and clicks on a mouse)

Muko: Okay, thanks.

[*They are seen on a plane.*]

Muko: This is gonna be amazing! Travis Scott will be so mad at us!

Dave: What if we get banned from McDonald's? That would be funny!

Muko: We should do that too!

Narrator: *After they arrived in Houston...*

[*Dave and Muko have arrived and are seen in a city.*]

Muko: Okay, here we are.

[*They go to the seats of Astro World.*]

Muko: This is gonna be so funny; so many people will die!

Travis Scott:

*Sun is down, freezing cold*

*That's how we already know winter's here*

*My doll would probably do it for a loose belt*

*That's just all he know*

*He don't know nothing else*

*I tried to show him, yeah*

*I tried to show him*

*Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah*

*Gone on you with the pick-and-roll*

*Young with lame, he didn't see cool roll*

[*Travis Scott's glasses then break, thus interrupting his performance. Dave and Muko are in another room. Muko, for some reason, is seen outside.*]

Dave: It worked; we deployed the self-destruct module inside of Travis Scott's glasses.

Muko: Good. We need to leave before people find out we're the ones behind it.

*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!*

[*Dave is seen outside of Astro World with Travis Scott.*]

Dave: Goodbye, Astro World.

Travis Scott: Wait, what?

[*Dave then slaps Travis Scott, causing him to die.*]

Dave: There's a crowd coming; I need to hide Travis Scott's decapitated head before they come.

[*Both Dave and Muko are seen in a destroyed building.*]

Dave: I have his head.

Muko: We did it; we have successfully destroyed Astro World!

[*Both of them kiss each other, while Santa instantly appears at their location.*]

Santa: Dave, did I just see you kiss a man? That is it; you are grounded when we get home.

Dave: Dad, I thought you were okay with me being a homosexual!

Santa: Homosexuals are bad, all of them! When we get home, I am going to kill you.

[*Dave slaps Santa.*]

Dave: Not if I kill you first!

[*Santa dies. Dave and Muko are now seen presumably in their hideout.*]

Dave: Sorry; had to kill my dad because he invalidated my homosexuality.

Muko: Great! No more stupid Santa. Now, let's cause some more mischief.

[*Both of them kiss, and are now seen in a park.*]

Dave: Let's destroy the Pride Parade!

Muko: Isn't that a little much?

Dave: Okay, fine.

[*Inside a courthouse, a woman is seen at a lectern, and a man is in the jury.*]

President: Hello, I'm the President of the Democratic Republic of Bambi. Travis Scott was killed in the United States in Texas last night, and we are searching for the two gay men behind this horrid act.

Unknown Government Personnel: This is horrific! The fact that they are gay traumatizes me more than the fact that they murdered Travis Scott!

[*Gman and a police officer are seen in a police car, and are driving to find Dave and Muko.*]

Gman: Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman.

[*The police officer slaps Gman.*]

Police officer: No more silly Gman quotes! We need to find the two killers of Travis Scott.
Gman: I see them.

[*Dave and Muko are standing by a cafe.*]

Dave: I see a cop car; we need to hide!

[*Gman and the police officer arrive at Dave and Muko's location.*]

Police officer: I don't see them here.

Gman: They could have went to hide. We need to keep searching.

[*Dave and Muko are seen in a laboratory.*]

Muko: We need to get out of here. Quick! I have this hijacked car we can use that has wings on it.

Dave: We should get some sleep. This is a top secret area; no one is going to find us.

On-screen text: *The next day...*

[*Dave and Muko are seen inside the winged car, with Muko being the one driving.*]

Dave: Go faster.

[*Muko then gets silently angry, presumably because of Dave's continuous ramblings to accelerate.*]

On-screen text: *They flew 4,000 miles East of Texas over the course of 4 hours. After those 4 hours...*

[*The result of their time flying has rendered the car demolished in a desert. Muko is seen with Gman.*]

Gman: Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman.

[*Muko slaps Gman, causing him to die. Dave is visible.*]

Dave: Where are we?

Muko: I don't know, but it's super humid.

[*Mr. Mix appears, causing Dave to be visibly worried.*]

Mr. Mix: Murhaben bikum fiall subeit montabet kanhunna.

[*Dave slaps Mr. Mix.*]

On-screen text: *Dave and Muko were stranded in the desert for a few hours. After finding the car they used to get there, they flew back to Brazil...*

[*Dave and Muko are seen back by the house the episode began on.*]

Dave: Here we are!

Muko: I think that's enough mischief for today.

Dave: I brought a souvenir.
Travis Scott: It's lit.

[*Dave is shocked at the immediate presence of Travis Scott, thus ending this episode.*]