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Mr. Slaw

**Character name** is...Mr. Slaw

## Biography

Mr. Slaw is a sickly, pessimistic character (really, a disembodied head) who lives in a bowl of coleslaw. Mr. Slaw first appeared in the episode "Red State Update Retires" and later had a segment with Jackie, "Cooking with Jackie Time." Mr. Slaw also interviewed Ralph Nader during the 2008 presidential campaign and starred in the music video "Too Sick for Christmas." Mr. Slaw was never technically a sponsor of the podcast but nonetheless ended up in the Sponsor Bracket that got started in Episode 174, though he ultimately lost.

## Behind the scenes

Mr. Slaw is voiced by Jonathan Shockley, which is why Dunlap is never seen in the same room as him.
Rinseguard Family

Little Cissy Rinseguard rose to prominence after the publication of her book I Go Heaven! (as told to her mother, Lydia Rinseguard), an exemplar of the "heaven tourism" genre (along the lines of Heaven Is For Real and The Boy Who Came Back From Heaven) recounting her experience in heaven after her accidental death. In this first recounting of her visit to heaven, she talks to God about the Lego Movie and sees the Devil, who is a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and tutu. The week after the Glory Shelf first sponsored the podcast to advertise the publication of I Go Heaven!, it was reported that Little Cissy Rinseguard had died yet again as the result of a peanut allergy reaction while in the custody of her father, David "Ox" Rinseguard, but came back to life once more to publish Back 2 Heaven, as told to her father. In this recounting, Little Cissy Rinseguard meets musician and actor Jerry Reed, who insists that her father is an okay person despite leaving peanuts around her. She died a third time while in custody of her mother, with whom she would go on to publish Back 3 Heaven. In the third book, Little Cissy sees a hole in the clouds through which everyone can view hell, specifically the part of hell where "daddies who cheat on mommies" are being tortured. Around the time of the publication of I Go Heaven!, Lydia Rinseguard also published a book on Christian speed dating. She and her husband, who had separated shortly before the publication of Little Cissy's first book, reunited and co-authored a Christian sex manual, Back 2 Lovin': A Christian Guide to Back-Togetherness. They also sent Little Cissy off to a special academy for heaven returnee children, followed by another on Christian threesomes. At last report, Little Cissy had been speaking in tongues and aging abnormally, now looking about forty years old.
Jackie's for Dogs

Jackie's for Dogs is a division of the broader Jackie's Market franchise, offering merchandise akin to a PetCo. It was the exclusive purveyor of a special gun harness developed by Graham Bostaff Meengie, which would allow a dog to shoot a gun with an aggressive bark. However, human error at the showcase event of the harness resulted in a shot being fired, and though it hurt no one, the Murfreesboro Police confiscated all the dogs present. Four of the dogs were later quarantined at Jackie's for Dogs--Ranger, Barky, Zesta, and Zesta's Friend--while the others were kept for a few weeks longer before being returned to their owners. Upon their return, though, the owners have complained that their dogs are haunted, given that they throw up ice cold blood and every night go outside to stare at the southeast at exactly 3:17, or two minutes past Amityville Horror time. These owners have since dumped their dogs at the house of Jackie Broyles.
Easter Turkeys

Local turkey farmer Mylon Billrussell, in an attempt to popularize turkeys beyond Thanksgiving and Christmas, began offering Easter turkeys. For a set price, he will deliver a live turkey to one's home or place of work shortly before Easter. He was, at one point, in talks with Sarah Palin to try to get her to write a book on Easter, comparable to her Good Tidings and Great Joy: Protecting the Heart of Christmas, and begin promoting turkeys as acceptable Easter food.
Dilly Mulerider

Dilly Mulerider is a long-time fixture in Murfreesboro, known for offering rides around the town square in a carriage drawn originally by Bluto the Mule and the horse Second Epiphany; the mule later died and was replaced by another horse named Toby. She later offered variations upon these carriage rides, including "lessons around the square" with Wesley Press, an Easter presentation (also featuring Wesley Press, whom she was dating at the time), movies around the square (with DVDs shown in the back of her carriage), a carriage ride around Murfreesboro's many Wal-Mart locations, and a news-oriented carriage ride in which she would talk about various current events after giving herself a little time first to scan the newspaper. She is a Rand Paul supporter, much to the dismay of Jackie, and, in fact, drew a Rand Paul stencil on Toby and branded Second Epiphany with another Rand Paul image. After an apparent accident involving Mercky Shellback's Boat Around the Square, which killed her remaining animals, she joined his touring efforts overseeing a petting zoo on Mercky's double-decker bus (see below). Dilly Mulerider later took to selling "bonnet nuts," hot nuts that were served up in a bonnet.
Dek Louis

## Introduction

Dek was born in 2060 in Northern Crystone he is one of the Main Protagonists in the series. He graduated high school at the age of 19. Dek worked at a local coffee shop near his apartment on Waylley Street. Before that he lived with his unnamed parents in Northern Crystone.

## Story/Biography

He was born on November 12th, 2060. In Northern Crystone. Dek went to school at the age of 5. Through his years of school he met Nato Ryoichi, but when he got older he didn't realize it was her. Dek later went into Elementary school. Skip a couple of years to where he was in 5th Grade he met a person named Samantha Caroline. Skip 3 more years to where he graduates 8th Grade, he goes into High School. At this time Dek was 16. And he also was engaged to Samantha Caroline. Skip to the end of High School where he graduates. He moves out of his parents house to go live with Samantha in Morg City on Waylley Street in his apartment. After that he would regularly go to a shooting range for 2 hours to practice his marksman skills. He would also attend air-soft matches, which explains why he is good with marksman weapons. Dek also did some softball during that time.

## Appearance

White and Light Grey hair with white jacket and jeans. Has a maroon shirt under his jacket.
Murfreesboro City Fair

The Murfreesboro City Fair is a popular autumn event in the city of Murfreesboro, with events like owl boxing. However, it has also been the site of precipitating events like the McKinley-Sullivan Feud.

As revealed in Episode 150, due to the inability of the general public to access the city fairgrounds on account of the large caravan of vehicles dragged by Mercky Shellback around the square, the town fathers decided to incorporate the 2015 city fair into Shellback's operation, and so many local businesses sponsored floats or booths that were dragged along behind the three vehicles that were part of the Double Decker Bus 'Round the Square. Famous Chinese restaurant Golden Monster had a booth where patrons could dine. Horse Gravy sponsored a gravy dunking booth, while the Christian Vegetables, evangelists who dressed in vegetable outfits and encourage children to read scripture and eat healthy, also had a dunking booth (though one of their number had been replaced by a green bean from Bag, Cup, or Handful. Heatherglen Springs Woods repurposed an old parade float into a traveling exhibition featuring some of its confused, elderly residents behind glass walls. David and Lydia Rinseguard were selling copies of their new book, Three 4 Him, a guide to Christian threesomes, while Little Cissy, who had special handlers there to revive her should she die yet again, prophesied in a walled-off area next to them. Dunlap's friend Inky, an artist who regularly produces cartoons for the local newspaper (and with whom Dunlap once proposed to open a coverless comic book store), was drawing caricatures of people. The compound featuring Slick Sheets, Take 2, and Soured Towels featured a caravan-length slide which went over all the vehicles, terminating in a big container of used dryer sheets and soured towels. The 2015 city fair featured the return of Doctor Birdman and his henchman, Jimmy. It was revealed that Doctor Birdman had undergone gender reassignment surgery and was now going by the name of Doctor Birdlady, while Jimmy had been enrolled in nursing school. They were offering health screenings that included a free finch. Another attendee was Honey Slott, the alleged twin sister of former mayor Tee Tee Slott. However, in 2016, the "Fair Around the Square" was canceled and the whole thing shut down as a result of the Jackie impersonators terrorizing Murfreesboro.
Wet Breads

**Wet Breads was a fine Murfreesboro establishment which, as Jackie and Dunlap regularly comment, manages to get bread wetter than one could at home. They later expanded their offerings to include juicy pizza. At one point, the establishment had a full size water tank that several different varieties of bread floated in. Customers may pay a fee to jump into the tank and consume wet bread in the tank. Jackie has never jumped into the tank but did grab some delicious wet bread off the top. The tank was later removed due to rumors of a young boy drowning in the tank. Wet Breads also introduced Dry Breads. Their menu was later simplified as they went back to "basics", eliminating the staple wet fries.**
Red State Update Wiki

## Introduction to Red State Update Wiki

Red State Update is a YouTube and podcast series set in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, and starring Jackie Broyles and Dunlap, the original odd couple. The two originally started out discussing politics, but the podcast series has evolved into a dark and humorous saga of the various goings-on in the city of Murfreesboro.

## Welcome to the Wiki

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## Pages created so far

* 2010 Campaign Ads
* Bag, Cup, or Handful
* Beer Can Opening
* Biscuit District
* Bobby's Barber Shop
* Bug Spray
* CNN
* Catholictown
* Christ in Cakes
* Christian Vegetables
* Christmas Cave
* Christmas Cottage
* Clip of the Week
* Cobbler Gobbler
* Cobbler Guy
* Coley's
* Cooking with Jackie Time
* Dilly Mulerider
* Doctor Birdlady
* Dom Podge
* Don Jekyll Jr.
* Dunlap
* Dunlap Village
* Easter Turkeys
* Farmboy
* Fraternity of the Frequent Barker
* Freedomfest
* Frog Church
* Frog Day
* Fun and Games
* General Discussion
* Ghost Hurt Bird
* Glory Shelf
* Golden Monster
* Goldfish Manor Pizza
* Goodbye Friend
* Gracesayers
* Graham Bostaff Meengie
* Granny's Attic
* Green Bean
* Greeters
* Gun Sonic
* Happy Hummers Feeder Juice
* Hattie's Lotions, Creams, and Salves
* Heatherglen Springs Woods
* High-Priced Nashville Lawyers
* Horse Gravy
* Hosewater
* How Freedom Sounds
* Husky-Wayne
* Jackie's Market
* Jackie's for Dogs
* Jackie Broyles
* Jackie Broyles for President
* Jackie Strangler Saga
* Jim Beavers
* Jimmy
* Jockey's Market
* Johnny Greenstreet's Get-Out
* Kickstarter Project
* Lillie-Oh Oatmilk
* Longhorn's Dance Parlor
* Look at This Frog
* Main Page
* McKinley-Sullivan Feud
* Mercky Shellback
* Mirabella Gennessey
* Miss Phillips' Kitty Pillows
* Mount Naked and High Church
* Movie Commentaries
* Mr. Leaky
* Mr. Slaw
* Murfreesboro City Fair
* Murfreesboro Museum
* Music Albums
* Musical Albums
* New Square
* New on Wikia starter pages
* News and Announcements
* Newtown Massacre Conspiracy Theorists' Club
* Numpotown
* Old Fishfellow Inn
* Peanut Pockets Steakhouse
* Piano Bar Buffet
* Pillsauce
* Questions and Answers
* Red State Update (Overview)
* Red State Update Curse
* Red State Update Wiki
* Rinseguard Family
* Russian Episodes
* Shimmysham
* Siri
* Skunky's
* Slick Sheets
* Snake Bells
* Soured Towels
* Sponsor Bracket
* Steubenville Board of Tourism
* Take 2
* Tee Tee Slott
* The Medicated Table
* The Ole Timey Country Down Home Red State Update Podcast 'n' 'Em
* The Waiting Room
* Third Baptist Pentecostal Church of Holliness God
* Three Sticks of Candy
* Tom Cruise Kenny
* Turkey Dick
* Twix Egg
* Two Horse Podcast
* Victor Mileage
* Week of Resistance
* Wesley Press
* Wet Breads
* Wizardbeards
* You Ask 'Em
Red State Update Curse

Speculation has arisen among fans as to the existence of a curse upon the series following the deaths of Mickey Rooney, James Garner, and Robin Williams within weeks of each one being mentioned prominently in the podcast. So far, the curse seems limited to individuals working within the entertainment industry. Jackie and Dunlap analyze the seriousness of the curse in Episode 93 of the podcast. The duo's visit to the Reagan Presidential Library as part of their Kickstarter project included a reference by Jackie to Nancy Reagan, with him assuming wrongly that she had died. Some listeners thought her death in March 2016 connected to the curse.
New Square

The traffic jam present around the town square of downtown Murfreesboro due to the businesses of Mercky Shellback led to efforts to develop what is being called "New Square" in an old shopping center, prone to flooding, off one of the bypasses. The project was initiated by Judy Ull, proprietor of Thickset Pants, though she does not yet have any pants in stock, only artistic renderings of the envisioned square. Another confirmed tenant thus far is Old Books, run by Juanita Hazelchest, which is a very specific kind of used book store, only offering books of a specific vintage, which means that many of the items for sale are falling apart or eaten through with bugs. Leslie Dollarhyde, famous seller of fox-faced cats—cats bred to look like foxes in the face (as well as the accidental half-fox-faced cats)--was to have established her operation in the old well house. However, the federal government accused Dollarhyde of practicing gene splicing without a license and attempted to confiscate Murfreesboro's population of fox-faced cats. Though Jackie encouraged people to turn in their animals to one of the three collection sites in town, Dollarhyde, Inky (her lover), and several enthusiastic pet owners holed themselves up in Big Lots as an act of resistance. The federal government ended up backing down from their demands, but at the present, Dollarhyde's future with the New Square operation is in question. In addition to these three, Judy Ull worked to attract a restaurant to the site, initially talking with Orange Chicken Trough, a Chinese restaurant in Smyrna, before announcing the establishment of Golden Monster II at New Square. Though owned by the same people who operate the Golden Monster Chinese buffet restaurant on the Old Square, Golden Monster II offers Brazilian cuisine.
Snake Bells

Snake Bells offers a total yard security system consisting of sirens and alarms that warn of, and scare off, approaching snakes. The system was developed by Esob Durling and his wife, Pammy Parts. Esob once worked down in Huntsville, Alabama on the "Star Wars" system, in addition to voicing the character of Cap'n Crunch on one of the earliest 1-800 numbers. In Episode 176, Dunlap announced, to Jackie's surprise, that while the podcast was being recorded, the Snake Bells crew was over at Jackie's house installing a system. By the next week, Jackie had experienced severe sleep deprivation and was threatening to report the Snake Bells company for elder abuse if they did not immediately dismantle the system at his house. However, after the crew returned to take down the Snake Bells system, Jackie began finding all kinds of poisonous snakes in his yard and accused the company of planting them there
Hosewater

Hosewater was a bottled water company started by the local McElroy family. Using the slogan "One sip keeps it simple," Hosewater offers water that has been run through a garden hose so as to bring back memories of youth and summertime, when children will often drink from the outdoor hose. After succeeding wildly with original Green Hose flavor, Hosewater branched out into Black Hose, Hosewater Light, and Energy Plus flavors. Once local beverage competitor Tee Tee Slott began offering a new product, Slott Juice Hose, Hosewater retaliated by selling Hosejuice. After the patriarch of the McElroy family, Reo McElroy, was caught making online racist comments regarding the company his mistress was keeping, the Murfreesboro Bottled Water Association confiscated the McElroy family hose. However, shortly thereafter, Dom Podge returned from the Bundy Ranch standoff with the actual Bundy ranch hose, Reo McElroy began offering a new product, Freedom Water. He also founded his own bottled beverage association, the Murfreesboro Water Bottle Association. In the wake of Tee Tee Slot assuming mayoral power following the McKinley-Sullivan Feud, Reo McElroy has threatened to secede from the city and establish his own municipality of Hoseboro.
Ghost Hurt Bird

This bird is regularly referred to as by many names, including Ghost Bird. It was first mentioned in the podcast as New Year's Eve Bird, offered on display by Doctor Birdman for New Year's Eve of 2013. However, the bird, described only as an exotic bird with blue color and eyes that can stare into your soul, escaped. It was later recaptured by Doctor Birdman's henchman Jimmy, but was injured in the process. Doctor Birdman subsequently held a number of fundraisers for what was now named Hurt Bird. On July 4, 2014, during competing Independence Day events held by Doctor Birdman and Don Jekyll Jr., Hurt Bird was injured during a propane tank explosion, disappearing in a ball of flame. Subsequently, there spread rumors that it was being kept underneath Middle Tennessee State University and that the government was involved in experiments. Hurt Bird, now called Ghost Bird, reappeared during the McKinley-Sullivan Feud. The bird became an object of worship by the Third Baptist Pentecostal Church of Holliness God, intruded upon the marriage of Ted and Ralph during Freedomfest, and carried a child into Biscuit Alley of the Biscuit District, an event that led to the celebration of Frog Day. After Jackie Broyles was elected Mayor of Murfreesboro, Ghost Hurt Bird apparently manifested himself as a human and, during the podcast's Russian Episodes, ousted Jackie from office, becoming the new mayor.
Cooking with Jackie Time

Jackie Broyles enjoys cooking and tries to teach new recipes to RSU viewers during the occasional segment "Cooking with Jackie Time". Jackie's cooking show is regularly disrupted by visits from his friend Mr. Slaw, a sickly, pessimistic character (really, a disembodied head) who lives in a bowl of coleslaw. "Cooking with Jackie Time" and Mr. Slaw first appeared in the episode "Red State Update Retires". Mr. Slaw also interviewed Ralph Nader during the 2008 presidential campaign and starred in the music video "Too Sick for Christmas."
Doctor Birdlady

Doctor Birdman was originally just known as The Bird Man and showed up in Murfreesboro on occasion to peddle rare and exotic birds, either in the parking lot of Jackie's Market or the parking lot of Big Lots. How he acquires these birds is a regular subject of debate. Following the Newtown massacre, Birdman changed his name briefly to Gun Man and sold firearms; he has also put on monkey shows. Birdman later began practicing medicine and even offered his own form of insurance to compete with Obamacare. Throughout 2014, a major story arc in the Doctor Birdman saga has centered upon Hurt Bird, a special bird that was supposed to produce an amazing sound right at midnight on New Year's Eve (when he was known as New Year's Eve Bird). However, the bird escaped, and, in the process of being recaptured by Doctor Birdman's henchman Jimmy, was injured. Subsequently, several events throughout Murfreesboro have been held to raise money for treating Hurt Bird. At a special Fourth of July event to raise money for Hurt Bird, the bird went missing during a confusing sequence of events, after which Doctor Birdman and Don Jekyll Jr. were both arrested, and it was suggested that the bird is now a specter. Later reports had it that Hurt Bird was retrieved by animal control, though the officers became sick, necessitating military involvement. Other reports hold that Hurt Bird was contained in a secret chamber beneath the Middle Tennessee State University stadium, where he was being treated by the water boys of the Blue Raiders football team. Doctor Birdman was later released on his own recognizance and attempted to regain possession of Hurt Bird but soon disappeared, seeming to have been killed by Hurt Bird in the wake of the McKinley-Sullivan Feud, before returning after having undergone gender transition, becoming Doctor Birdlady.

Dr. Birdlady returned to sponsor the podcast for the first time following the Ghost Bird incident with Episode 181, when it was announced that she would be appearing in the parking lot of Jackie's Market and offering an herbal salve that would serve in the place of vaccines. Dunlap accused Dr. Birdlady of accommodating anti-vaxxers and reported on the rumor that this ostensible salve was, in fact, all the dead birds Dr. Birdlady had accumulated cooked down into a paste. Further rumors hold that this paste makes children attractive to Ghost Bird, who has reportedly kidnapped many kids treated with Dr. Birdlady's concoction.
Lakam

**Lakam** is the male protagonist and one of the main characters of the Philippine television series 'Bagani'. He is portrayed by Matteo Guidicelli.

## Description

A man born into the Trade Region. Second son of the ruler of the Trade Region. A dignified man who seems to have everything; money, power, army, perfect face and godly physique. But Lakam still couldn't feel more incomplete for he also has a father who never acknowledged him until his older brother died. Now that it is just him and his father Ama, Lakam does everything he could to gain his father's love and approval. He fights with a hammer axe, and holds the power of Bernardo Carpio that can give him tremendous strength that can break the ground and even mountains. He fell in love on Ganda, but was rejected, and released Sarimaw willingly, but relented and joined the other Baganis to correct his mistakes

## Biography

Lakam is a man born into the Trade Region. Second son of the ruler of the Trade Region. A dignified man who seems to have everything; money, power, army, perfect face and godly physique. But Lakam still couldn’t feel more incomplete for he also has a father who never acknowledged him until his older brother died. Now that it is just him and his father Ama, Lakam does everything he could to gain his father’s love and approval. He fights with a hammer axe, and holds the power of Bernardo Carpio that can give him tremendous strength that can break the ground and even mountains.

## Personality

He has almost everything he wants, making him famous among the nobles. Despite that, he longed for the day his own father Ama recognise him as his own son. He did everything to sate his father's enjoyment.

He also a very possessive jealous streak, doing anything to acquire what he wants, even doing the dire to get it.

He seems to be as manipulative as his father, if not more than, as shown that he fooled Dumakulem and the Forest Region, Undoy and the Fishing Region, and roused some Farming Region factions into fighting the Desert Region warriors and Lakas.

Ironically, his emotions and possessiveness were the reasons chaos ruled Sansinukob, as he was easily duped by Hukluban/Sibulo to release Sarimaw in exchange of Ganda.

## Behind the Scenes

Lakam is portrayed by Filipino Actor Matteo Guidicelli.
Granny's Attic

Jackie Broyles featured Granny's Attic as a sponsor, describing it as a place that could be rented by the hour for quiet meditation, it being an attic setting with a window overlooking a weeping willow, wind chimes, and a rocking chair ("a place to turn off the world for a minute"). However, Dunlap informed him that this place, which rents by the hour (comparable to a Japanese love hotel), was used primarily for sex, and that he had sex with Connie Reeves there recently
Happy Hummers Feeder Juice

A locally produced hummingbird nectar, Happy Hummers Feeder Juice, which attracted hummingbirds from several miles outside of Murfreesboro, caused strange behavioral abnormalities in the birds. Reports circulated that the hummingbirds killed a groundhog, took the shape of a mailbox, severely startling a mailman in the process. Dunlap also witnessed a massive swarm of hummingbirds breaking into his Grannie's house, taking the shape of a man and putting on clothing designed for humans. Sadly, it was reported to have caused extinction level death among the local hummingbird population, essentially eradicating all hummingbirds within 20 miles of Murfreesboro. The product was quickly recalled and pulled from the shelves but some black market vials of the juice can still be found in dark alleys due to it being popular with Dunlap and others who drink it themselves for its hallucinogenic qualities. Dunlap tricked Jackie into drinking some of the nectar, causing Jackie to hallucinate that he was a hummingbird himself.
Piano Bar Buffet

Piano Bar Buffet opened as TV Buffet, a general Southern-style buffet-style restaurant with miniature televisions mounted along the buffet line so that customers could keep track of favorite shows while they loaded their plates. However, the proprietor of the establishment did not reckon with the high cable bill and so shut down the televisions. Having no ambient sound to drown out the sounds of people chewing and more led to increased stress and anger among the patrons, and so the owner began offering free ear plugs to teach guest. Jackie reported later that the owner had again changed the concept and name, with the restaurant now called Piano Bar Buffet and featuring local pianists Drauncey Piddleton (who is quite flashy) and Ripley Combo. Eventually, the buffet was removed, and the Piano Bar Buffet featured two shows each evening. This continued until a fight between the two performers led to them quitting; Piddleton was reportedly envious of the growing popularity of Combo, who was known for his ability to catch Combos in his mouth while performing. All that remains now is a solitary television, some chairs, and a vending machine in the back.
Peanut Pockets Steakhouse

This local steakhouse had been operating since 1954 and has featured several different people playing the mascot character of Peanut Pockets. Murfreesboro residents often express a particular love for specific incarnations of Peanut Pockets, not unlike how fans of the BBC series Doctor Who express preferences for particular incarnations of the Doctor.
Music Albums

The duo released How Freedom Sounds, an album of comedy and novelty songs, on July 22, 2008. Two years later, the pair released a Christmas album, Santa Is Real, featuring such songs as "Christmas in a Beer Joint" and "I Don't Feel Like Fucking This Christmas." The album title and cover art reference the 1959 gospel album Satan Is Real. The podcast series has also featured the occasional song, most notably the Halloween-themed "I Fingered a Skeleton." In late 2015, they released another Christmas album, Merry Twismas Part Twoo... and other holiday gooduns, a collection of various melodies produced for the podcast. The title is in reference to Conway Twitty's Christmas album, Merry Twismas, which the pair previously explicated in Episode 57. Many of these songs have music video counterparts on YouTube.
Christmas Cottage

Run by Kelly and Carter Tepper, the Christmas Cottage was an establishment that specialized in the burning of Christmas trees and other holiday paraphernalia. However, as they were needing money before the big post-Christmas rush, they attempted to encourage people to burn their Christmas materials before the actual holiday. This did not succeed, and they went out of business in late 2014. They came back in the spring of 2015 with a new business, the Easter Cottage, which specialized in the burning of Easter-related paraphernalia. As this business, too, was suffering, they applied for a general burning permit from mayor Bane Jeckyll Jr. However, in the midst of national uproar over such anti-gay legislation as the Indiana Religious Freedom Restoration Actand national conservative support for businesses that publicly embraced homophobia, the Teppers posted a sign at their business to the effect that they would burn nothing brought to them by a member of the LGBT community. Subsequently, they had over one million dollars raised for them by conservative activists and were able to leave Murfreesboro. Ted and Ralph later bought the equipment and incorporated it into their own business, now Glory Shelf Bibles, Balloons, and Burning. In late 2015, Colin Tepper, son of Kelly and Carter, returned to Murfreesboro to restart the Christmas Cottage, the family having kept the naming rights. He planned to begin burning Christmas-related garbage in March 2016.
Mount Naked and High Church

Dunlap founded what was originally called Naked Church while working as an accountant at Mount Shepherd Pastor Church, holding services early in the morning before real church started and soon after the local strippers got off work. He rented towels for people to sit on and insisted to Jackie Broyles that clothes were an impediment to the love of Jesus. He later expanded the name into Mount Naked and High Church and, after being discovered by the real church pastor, his program of nudity was incorporated into official worship services until the administration of Mayor Ghost Hurt Bird shut it down. Dunlap later founded Money Church, though that folded, too.
Look at This Frog

Look at This Frog is a start-up business founded by Mikey Growler. Growler was down on his luck, having lost his job and his wife, and thought that he could make money by charging people to look at a frog he had placed in an old cardboard box. According to Jackie and Dunlap, the frog has something growing out of his back. During his first week, he made $4,000 and thus put a down payment on a Dodge Charger and hired some student programmers at Middle Tennessee State University to design him a mobile app, renaming his business Look at This Frog 2 Go, with him driving the frog in a box around to people who order it on their phones. In his second week, he made $300,000 and was able to hire a secretary. At latest report, Growler had invested in an Uber-like fleet of frog-laden cars to meet local and national demand. His success inspired Green Bean to start up a business, Look at This Other Frog, but it did not go well, and after being beaten, he started up Frog Church.
Biscuit District

A few sponsors have hailed from the Biscuit District of Murfreesboro, a part of the town where various biscuit-themed eating establishments are located. The Biscuit District, every year, used to celebrate Biscuit Baby Days, a festival in which one child was crowned the Biscuit Baby. Children were selected in the first round on the basis of their cuteness, and these children then competed in a biscuit-eating contest to determine the winner; mothers were allowed to assist their children, with one armed tied behind their backs, and a pediatrician was on the scene in order to monitor the health of the children. The Biscuit District is a fairly popular location in Murfreesboro. However, at the center of the Biscuit District is a dark place, down near the swamps, known as Biscuit Alley. For many connoisseurs, the offerings in Biscuit Alley (whose establishments are primarily tents) are far superior to the others, but the place has a reputation as a violent and dangerous place. Indeed, Dunlap once featured as a sponsor the Biscuit Bucket in order to help the proprietor raise money to ransom his family from another Biscuit Alley restaurant.
Frog Church

Frog Church was founded by Green Bean, formerly of Bag, Cup, or Handful and the Christian Vegetables, following his return from the Bakken oil fields. Green Bean read about Mikey Growler's success with Look at This Frog in Entertainment Weekly and caught a frog in the West Fork of the Stones River that also had something growing out of its back. However, his venture, called Look at This Other Frog, was not a success, largely on account of his appearance repelling people, for he continues to wear the remains of his Green Bean outfit from his time with the Christian Vegetables, and having been brutally beaten with golf clubs in the Dakotas, his flesh is rather fused with the rags of the outfit. As a consequence, he was attacked on his first outing and lost the frog. The beatings, combined with him having been struck by a tire on Interstate 24, have left him slow but also prone to flashbacks. He is also on some kind of register that prevents him from being near children. At last report, he has given up on Look at This Other Frog and has established his own Church of the Frog in the swamps along the Stones River, where he preaches to local amphibians (no humans allowed). He has begun to sell Frog Church Coffee, though this reportedly consists of a coffee-like liquid served up in an old Starbucks cup. Green Bean's became something of a folk hero following 2016's Baby Biscuit Day competition, an event enshrined in the celebration of Frog Day.
Jane Fonda

**Jane Fonda** is the newest actress on this wikia.

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Golden Monster

Golden Monster was a Chinese buffet restaurant based just off the square in Murfreesboro. It was Jackie Broyles's favorite Chinese restaurant but became inaccessible due to Mercky Shellback's various operations around the Murfreesboro square. The proprietors attempted to adapt, even opening up a buffet cart on Shellback's Double Decker Bus Around the Square, but a moving vehicle was not the ideal place to serve Chinese food. At last report, Golden Monster was no longer in operation, though the owners opened Golden Monster II, a Brazilian restaurant, at New Square.
Green Bean

Green Bean was the figurehead for Bag, Cup, or Handful and later incorporated into the Christian Vegetables. However, after he was fired, he was homeless for a while, reduced to wearing his Green Bean outfit, which became increasingly dank. He became a fighter in the Bakken Oil Fields and, upon his return, after a severe beating, founded Frog Church.
Fraternity of the Frequent Barker

A local fraternal organization, the Fraternity of the Frequent Barker is essentially a fan club centered upon an advertising mascot from many decades ago, the Frequent Barker, who was a man in a dog suit sporting a monocle and cigarette holder who advertised for some food item or kitchen utensil (Jackie cannot remember exactly what). The Fraternity consists of older men (now only Wellington Clippers and M. N. Hutto) who have collected memorabilia relating to the Frequent Barker and who gather regularly to reminisce. They began advertising on the podcast because the membership is quite old, and they are looking for younger people with whom to share their knowledge of the Frequent Barker. They even established a museum dedicated to the subject, though it is currently housed in the garage of one of the members. Dunlap had been dismissive of the fraternity's efforts at preserving the memory of an advertisement mascot, but after a lot of online research into the history of the Frequent Barker, he became interested in the group. He joined after discovering that they had allegedly established a foundation worth millions of dollars for bringing back the Frequent Barker and hoped to get his hands on that money somehow, working with Inky to try to put together an online animated short that would convince Clippers and Hutto to part with their millions of dollars. However, it turned out that the Fraternity did not actually have any foundation funds but that the two men were hoping that Dunlap's efforts would somehow produce that amount of money.
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Varathia

Varathia is a so-called continent that is in fact an island.

## Information

The only way one can travel to Varathia is by receiving a direct invitation. Very few of those are sent yearly, and the people being teleported there are being held under direct supervision for the duration of their stay, and return with no information regarding the coordinates of the place.

Varathia is the only place in the world where animals can speak, and it is the only place where they live in civilized societies.

## History

### The Lessathi Emipre

The lessathi were the first inhabitants of the Varathia, and reached the height of their empire five thousand years ago. They built seredium towers that touched the sky, where mages powered their technology. The downfall of the lessathi six hundred years ago buried most of their technological knowledge.

### The Still Winter

Six hundred years ago, a war waged between the lessathi, led by Eiden and Eleya, and the stillwaters, led by Therius. After the end of still winter war, Eiden, who took the title of the Creator, and the spirit protector of all animals, the great Golden Fox, decided together to end all war and hunger, uniting the human and animal kingdoms, and leading them into an age of peace and prosperity. They taught both humans and animals how to create what they needed with magic, and thus eliminated the need for work and conflict. Food, water, warmth, shelter, every one of those things could be obtained through magical means.

## Geography

### Thilias

Thilias is a small harbor town near the southern coast of Varathia.

### Ollendor

Ollendor is kind of a rogue kingdom and has already been isolated from most of Varathia.

## Politics

### Thilias

Thillas is ruled by the gnome king Golmyck, he often sells treasures and uses the money to help the poor.

### Ollendor

Ollendor is ruled by the mad king Undriel who teamed up with a rogue lessathi, Biliborrathrathsarran.

## Seasons

Storms, though rare in Varathia, tend to be rather nasty, especially in the summer. They are characterized by heavy downpour, winds powerful enough to pull trees from the roots, lightning, and thunder as loud as explosions.

## References

1. ↑ Book 1 Chapter 1
2. ↑ Book 2 Chapter 3
3. ↑ Book 2 Chapter 11
4. ↑ 4.0 4.1 Book 2 Chapter 9
5. ↑ Book 1 Chapter 5
6. ↑ Book 1 Chapter 10
7. ↑ Book 2 Chapter 6
8. ↑ Book 1 Chapter 11
Wesley Press

Wesley Press, reputedly Murfreesboro's smartest citizen, offers tutoring services for children of all ages from his apartment in the basement of the county courthouse (making him one of the show's few sponsors apparently located on the town square, rather than "just off the square"). One may feel an unwanted, uncomfortable feeling while in the presence of Mr. Press. A severe chain smoker, his apartment is yellow from the cigarette smoke. When in school, he was a victim of severe bullying, much of it egged on by Dunlap, and at one time he was investigated by the FBI, who believed that he might have been the Unabomber on account of him being so smart. (He was apparently turned in by his sister, Leslie Press. Leslie Press in turn has worked across the nation at various liquor stores because they are the only place where she can smoke at work.) He briefly dated Dilly Mulerider and portrayed the resurrected Jesus in her "Easter around the Square" production, but broke up for a while. He later began offering his own lesson plans for order, in addition to offering to lecture children who might be confused on transgender issues after the public transition of Caitlyn Jenner. Currently, he tutors children as part of Mercky Shellback's Double Decker Bus 'Round the Square
Les bases: But du jeu

GnooDiplo est un jeu de diplomatie à l'echelle mondiale, dans lequel vous pouvez incarner le dirigeant d'un pays prenant le pouvoir au début des années 90.

Vous êtes libre de choisir votre type de gouvernement (démocratie, monarchie, communisme, théocratie, dictature ou anarchie) lors de la sélection de votre pays. Chacun a ses avantages et ses inconvénients, mais changer de régime en cours de jeu revient à faire une révolution, ce qui n'est pas sans risques.

C'est à vous de gérer l'économie de votre pays, son niveau scientifique, ses services secrets, son armée ainsi que ses relations internationales, en vous assurant de conserver le soutien de votre population sous peine de subir une révolution renversant votre gouvernement.

GnooDiplo n'est pas un wargame, déclarer une guerre ne se fait pas à la légère et vous aurez à convaincre la Communauté Internationale pour atteindre vos objectifs.

Chaque année (soit tous les quatre tours) les joueurs élisent le Secrétaire Général de l'ONU. Celui-ci nomme alors les membres de son bureau qui disposent de pouvoirs spéciaux comme la capacité d'envoyer des casques bleus, d'accorder des prêts du FMI et de la Banque Mondiale et d'attribuer les aides au nom du PNUD.

Les leviers pour vous créer un réseau d'alliés sont nombreux, allant d'une aide scientifique à l'octroi de prêts de votre propre banque en passant par la fourniture de technologies ou la vente de ressources à un tarif préférenciel.
Cobbler Guy

The Cobbler Guy was never named by either Jackie Broyles or Dunlap--in fact, they refused to use his real name and pledged never to have him as a sponsor. However, he made what was arguably the best cobbler in Murfreesboro, although he would curse and berate the customer while he/she was eating it. He was driven from town during the events of the McKinley-Sullivan Feud.
Elaria

Elaria is a female deer. She has a child named Molan. Like most animals, she only speaks in Ancient language but can understand the Common language and is able to conjure food out of thin air.

## Interactions

After their first fight, when Barry and the team approach the forest, Elaria and her fawn, Molan appear from behind the trees. Seeing the team, they talk in one of the Ancient languages about reaching a cave safely and head back towards the woods.

* If Barry does not have level 2 in Ancient languages, he can not understand anything and they hurry back into the woods.
* If Barry has level 2 in Ancient languages, he will understand and ask them to wait in their language.
	+ Barry can offer to provide protection in exchange for shelter in their caves for one night. She accepts the offer and shakes her front hoof with Barry. Barry follows her to the cave. After reaching the cave, she conjures cooked **deer meat** for the team. Barry can ask her how she got the plate or if they are cannibals or call out to see if Molan is still alive. In all cases, she informs Barry about either Golden Fox's gift of conjuring food or Molan's father's death in the hands of humans according to Barry's interest.
	+ Barry can wish them safe travels which they return back.
	+ Barry can scare them saying they look delicious at which they will again rush back into the woods.

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 1.5 Book 1 Chapter 2
2. ↑ Book 1 Chapter 3
Brain Spaghetti

The preferred method of death for IT manipulators, 'Brain Spaghetti' discribes the state of the vital organs after being attacked by a Delver, leaving the brain resembling the popular Italian food. Former Agent and resident Chucklefuck Y used this method to kill himself before the guardians could do it for him. Not much is known about how creating 'Brain Spaghetti' works, however it is known to be a horrific and messy scene.

"So. I said I was going to make some pasta, if you recall. If this post is still scheduled, I did. Spaghetti, in fact. A whole lot of it. Making said pasta was my way of fulfilling the promise I gave you."

- Y
Wiki GnooDiplo

## Wiki GnooDiplo

Wiki du jeu GnooDiplomacy @ www.gnoodiplo.net

**[Secteur débutant]**

Les bases : But du jeu

Les bases : Choisir sa partie

Les bases : Choisir son pack

Les bases : Choisir son pays

Les bases : Créer son dirigeant

Les bases : Comprendre votre pays

Les bases : Erreurs classiques qui peuvent coûter cher

**[Secteur avancé]**

Diplomatie

Roleplay

Economie

Guerre

Rebelles

Papauté

Sport
CNN

Red State Update came to national prominence during the primary season for the 2008 presidential election. RSU's first appearance on national television was during the CNN-YouTube Democratic primary debate on July 23, 2007, which posed prerecorded, viewer-submitted questions to the candidates. Of Democrats who were entertaining the idea of former Vice-President Al Gore joining the race, Red State Update asked, "does that hurt y'all's feelings?" Joe Biden made a tongue-in-cheek observation that "I think the people of Tennessee (the home state of both Gore and the RSU pair) had their feelings hurt," prompting a video response entitled "Fightin' Joe Biden". The subsequent publicity generated led to a number of appearances on different news stations and a semi-regular spot on CNN's short-lived program Out in the Open. They gained prominence again in December 2007 when former Senator and long-shot presidential candidate Mike Gravel appeared in one of their clips as Santa Claus.

Red State Update was repeatedly referenced by CNN's offbeat reporter Jeanne Moos.
Potential Destructivarius

Destructivarius' Discord Avatar

J - Friendly, caring. Has established a great deal of trust.

L - Possibly a ship. L is very cute as everyone knows.

Himself - Depressed, guilty, and sometimes hateful (Especially after Operation Ravensfall).

Potential Destructivarius, or simply *Destruct*, is an ITB Potential, as recommended by Agent R.

He enjoys Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, comic books, video games, bacon cheeseburgers, doritos, and weed.

He desires to be kept up-to-date, much to the annoyance of many in the server.

During Front 2 of Operation Quetzalcoatl he was one of the Team Leaders of Team Otter, along with Potential Narny101.

He was promoted to the SubOps of Operation Ravensfall, where he notably attempted to lure former Agent Y, disguised as Darius Archer, into a private Discord server named *ATL* with a number of other SubOps. This resulted in Y being able to infiltrate the main server, whereupon he managed to rile up a number of ITB Agents. Following this incident he became incredibly morose, swearing on his life that he was not acting malevolently. Agent U himself pledged to keep him to that promise.

After the Sacramento incident, Destructivarius further grounded his resolve to kill Y, preferably personally.

## IIES Incident

While numerous ITB agents were under the influence of IIES, he posted numerous strange messages stating, among other things, that he was dead. He later revealed that he had not posted these messages but that Y had, in fact, delved into his mind, leading into an internal battle in which Destructivarius was able to dampen the IT field in his immediate area, cutting off Y's connection to his mind. It is unknown whether this actually happened of if Destructivarius was also under the influence of IIES.