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Lil' Roodie Whitehead

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Ch.1 / Downtown

❝ Barry went out looking for cigs...he never came back. ❞
— **Lil' Roodie Whitehead****Lil' Roodie Whitehead** is a character found residing in the Vermillion Village of Downtown Olathe.

## In-Game

Roodie is one of the few characters present in the Vermillion Village, along with Howard Al Azif and Bangimantas Žudys. If interacted with, Roodie will mention how his friend Barry went out looking for cigarettes, but never returned. He will also contemplate wearing an Infinity Jersey for protection - *"...maybe if I wear this, I'll be safe."*

Roodie can be killed by falling on him from above. Interacting with his body after doing so will display the message: *'it was an accident'*.

## Trivia

* Although Roodie is not a fightable character, falling on him will still count towards Alex and Joel's first fold of infinity.
Empty Bottle

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An empty glass bottle.

❝ What're you doing with that bottle, big-hat? ❞
— **Pedro Rodrigez**
## Use

Empty Bottles can be filled with water pumps and cauldrons to create a Bottle of Water, Bottle of Dirty Water, or a Bottle of Soup. Consuming any of these items gives the player an empty bottle.

Throwing Empty Bottles in LISA: The Pointless is reliant on the user's ATK stat. The higher the character's attack power, the more damage the bottle will inflict on impact, as told by a hint on Garbage Island right before the encounter with Pedro Rodrigez, who also hints at the usage of Empty Bottles - *"Don't you dare weaponize that technology!"*

The damage formula for an empty bottle is:

```
100 + User ATK * 4 - Enemy Defense *2 = Damage Output

```

## Strategy

Having Joel Miller use empty bottles in battle is highly encouraged due to his massive ATK stat, being hinted at within the game itself, Pedro questioning Joel's usage of the glassware.

Empty Bottles are few and far between, encouraged to be only used against difficult enemies such as Roland Von Buckingham or Arnold Shpitz.

## Locations

### Garbage Island

* Dropped by Richie Cheasedust.
* Two can be found next to Larry Davis in the Mass Graves.
* One can be found on the Broken Bridge right next to Terry Hintz' hint for Empty Bottles.
* One is in the cave to Soggy Trash, right before you first meet Augustus Estrada.
* One is in Soggy Trash, right in front of Georgy's Palace.
* One can be found sitting near a bag holding Mystery Jerky in the Washing Machine Grove.

### Endless Wastes

* Three can be found outside of House Dust.

### Downtown Olathe

* One can be found besides the hovel at the top of Vermillion Village.
* Two can be found on a table after The Feast.

### Autumn

* One can be found in the Autumn House, sitting on a table near the Generator Room entrance.
Joseph Galaxy

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ch.1 / Garbage Island

❝ Dirtiness is a state of mind only.
Just like being in shape or paying child support... ❞
—  **Joseph Galaxy**
**Joseph Galaxy** is a Garbage Island resident found in the Soggy Trash area of the landfill, standing near a water pump.

## In-Game

If spoken to, Joseph will say that the uncleanliness of the dirty water is only a state of mind, comparing it to being in shape, or paying child support.
Dr. Yado

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CH.1 / Tournament

❝ That ever happened to you before?. ❞
— **Dr. Yado**
**Dr. Yado** is one of the few characters from LISA: The Painful to directly make an appearance in LISA: The Pointless. He appears in Alex’s second flashback, sitting at a bus stop.

## In-Game

After the conclusion of the World Tournament, a dejected Alex sits next to the doctor, waiting for the bus. Yado asks if that *“ever happened to him before,”* referring to his defeat and revealing that he attended the tournament.

Yado reprimands his anguish, criticizing the idea of having one’s fate lie in a single event, going on to imply that Alex simply isn’t capable of making good choices for himself, before Alex interrupts, telling him to be quiet.

## Trivia

* Yado and Alex's interaction could be a reference to the idea that Yado caused the Flash in order to dominate the world, which Ed retconned as part of Pointless canon by firmly stating that the Flash was purely supernatural.
Daniel Grind

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Chapter 1, Downtown Olathe

❝ Welcome to:
'The first fold to infinity'! ❞
— **Daniel Grind**
**Daniel Grind** is a self-described “bureaucrat” for the Infinity Franchise and a character in Chapter 1: Mystics of Trash and Violence. The lone inhabitant of the Blood Lake Dimension, Grind handles recruitment for the Franchise.

## In-Game

The player can encounter Daniel Grind after Alex and Joel attain eight kills via accessing his dimension through The Cave of Infinite Testament, via a previously sealed hole in the cave wall. To the right of the area's entrance will be Daniel Grind, writing on papers at a desk. Daniel will take notice of Alex and congratulate him and Joel on achieving the first fold of Infinity, though expresses concern at their disregard for the Infinity Jersey. Daniel will inform Alex about the requirements for the next fold, which is 16 consecutive kills, each having to be senseless and violent. As a final rite of passage, Daniel will ask Alex to kill his inner child, which he summons into reality. Alex refuses, so Daniel asks him to kill his Avatar of Hatred instead.

If the player kills the Avatar of Hatred, the player will be rewarded +2 ATK, but -1 Def. If the player escapes the battle, they will be rewarded +1 ATK instead.

### Supernatural Qualities

Daniel Grind's existence is deeply permeated with paranormal oddity -- such as the Blood Lake Dimension where he is found. Grind is also capable of giving intangible concepts, such as an 'inner child' or one's 'hatred', tangible human forms as well as conjuring such forms into reality.
Infinite Masses

The **Infinite Masses** are shadows of jerseyheads flooding into Downtown Olathe, meant to represent the diffusion of the Franchise into the area.

## In-Game

The Infinite Masses appear along the backdrop of the Red Road once the Salt Threshold is activated.

## References

1. ↑ "the area is being flooded by 88 guys and those shadows are ment[sic] to represent that" - Ed, 12-27-16
Kitty Babe

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Ch.1 / Downtown

❝ Soft skin...Kitty Babe... ❞
— **Raymund Ripe**
**Kitty Babe** is a hidden character that can be found in Downtown Olathe during Mystics of Trash and Violence.

## History

Raymund Ripe was Kitty Babe's caretaker, feeding him meat until Downtown became overrun by the Infinity Franchise.

## In-Game

Kitty babe is found chained to a wall in a hidden room within the School Basement. The tunnel to access this room is in the Depository, hidden behind the rightmost filing cabinet.

If Alex finds his room, Kitty Babe will emit a childish giggle, flailing his arms and legs while surrounded by piles of mincemeat. Alex will immediately leave.

## Trivia

* Kitty Babe is taken directly from 1gga's Garbage Pigeons.

## References

1. ↑ *Garbage Pigeons screenshot featuring Kitty Babe in the Hairball fields*, 6-1-16
Iron Hoof

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A stampede's worth of stompin' power. Crushing damage against fallen enemies!

## Use

Deals damage based on a formula of:

```
200 + User ATK * 2 = Damage Output

```

along with a variance of 20%, having a random chance to add/subtract any number to the final damage output that is ≤ 20.

This skill will deals 60% increased damage to enemies that are Fallen and always lands last in a single turn of combat.

## Strategy

Combined with Goat Kick, this skill can be utilized to deal massive damage to dangerous foes and quickly kill weaker ones. However, it can be costly to SP, and hinges on Goat Kick successfully applying Fallen to its target.
Antique Ham

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ID: 91

More legend than actual food. Full party HP and SP restore.

❝ Receive my most powerful meat! ❞
— **Lester Bean**
## Use

Fully restores the HP and SP of all current party members upon use, as well as inflicting them with Oiled Up.

When offered the ham, Alex can choose to share it with Lester Bean and Joel. Doing so will play a short cutscene of the three enjoying the meal, consuming the item on the spot and raising Joel's relation counter.

It is currently the strongest healing item in the game.

This item will replace the version of Oiled Up used by Anaconda Virtue with a version of the status effect that does not increase the player's target rate.

## Locations

### Downtown Olathe

* After bringing the corpses of Lester's most wanted: Anaconda Virtue, Stefan Kindchild, and Jessie Mack, Lester will gift the Antique Ham to the player.
Lin Rhodes

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ch.1 / Downtown

Realization IIfreq:10
Club Strikefreq:5

Cryfreq:3
Punchfreq:3

Dirt Kickfreq:2

## Rewards

225 EXP
1

100%  Perfume

❝ He popped it! Vinny, our b-ball! ❞
—  **Lin Rhodes****Lin Rhodes** is one of the first members of the Infinity Franchise seen during Mystics of Trash and Violence. Him and his friend Vinny Ramón are the first encountered battle within Downtown Olathe.

## History

Before Downtown went under siege by the Franchise, Lin was a member of Tic-Tonic’s gang.

## In-Game

Lin and Vinny are seen idly hitting a basketball back and forth on the court near the Downtown Olathe Public School. A bullyragged Chip Strung is seen nearby, stuck in a hoop and calling for help.

Lin miscalculates a swing and sends the ball flying towards Alex, who proceeds to pop it. Distraught, Lin frets to Vinny, who insults Alex before initiating a battle.

## Battle

Lin will always tense up on the first turn of the battle. This will make him less likely to be stunned or paralyzed, but also more susceptible to Weird, Wary, and Nasty. Similar to Vinny, Lin will attack primarily using his bat unless he is disarmed. Otherwise, he will resort to physical attacks.

When Lin's health reaches 50% or below, he will occasionally start to cry, reducing his hit rate.

If Vinny’s health reaches 50% or below and Lin is still alive, he will say: *“Oh no! Vinny, what should I do?”*, and become Confused.

Upon death, Lin mutters: *“What is happening?"*
Chandler Sinclair

* Carrier
* T.V Broken
* Stefan Dead
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ch.1 / Downtown

Stompfreq:10
Ironbodyfreq:8

Tacklefreq:6

,  IMMUNE

,  40%

,  0%

,  50%

80 EXP
6

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Stompfreq:10
Ironbodyfreq:8

Tacklefreq:6
Glarefreq:4

,  IMMUNE

,  50%

,  70%

80 EXP
6

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Solid Punchfreq:10
Punchfreq:5

Ironbodyfreq:5
Glarefreq:4

,

## Rewards

80 EXP
6

**Chandler Sinclair** is a franchise member encountered with Stefan Kindchild in the Burgundy Ruin area, located behind the Gambling Hall. He is seen carrying Stefan on his back, patrolling the alleyway to-and-fro. If Alex and Joel approach, a battle against him and Stefan will begin.

## Battle

In battle, Chandler poses little threat when compared to Stefan, but should not be ignored. Chandler will often flex in order to apply Ironbody, and can potentially tackle Alex or Joel, which when in combination with Kindchild's Meat Hose can result in them being knocked down.

Sinclair will also change slightly upon the destruction of the television or the killing of Kindchild himself. If only the television is destroyed, he will begin to glare at the player. If Kindchild is killed, he will no longer tackle or stomp the player, and will resort to punches instead.

## Trivia

* Stefan intimidated and bullied Sinclair into carrying him.

## References

1. ↑ "Stefan was bullying him... and just made Sinclair carry him" -Louise
Conspiracist

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ch.1 / Autumn

**The Conspiracist** was a man who left a series of vague messages scribbled around Autumn and the Prelude. His skeleton can be found in a secret cave on the Autumn Slope, adjacent to one of his messages. His messages provide hints to certain lore aspects of the game:

* "THEY GOT THE TALL MACHINE TO TWIST THE SCHOOL RIGHT OFF"
* "ARE THE WALLS SAFE? YOU THINK THEY STILL ARE?"
* "THE HOUSE IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS! THE LAND IS NOT HIS TO OWN!"
* "NOT A CONSPIRACY! TIN NOT GONNA CUT IT"
* "WAKE UP! THE SOIL IS ALL WRONG NOW!"
* "THEY DISCOVERED GODS, NO ONE EVER WORSHIPED"
* "TALL SHADOWS- ALL THE WHITE FLASH LEFT"
* "LEARN TO SUCK EGGS OR YOU WON'T SURVIVE"

## Trivia

* The Conspiracist, having witnessed the Tall Machine stealing the School from its foundations while also detailing the apparent shift in the soil from before the Flash as well as detailing the origins of the Shadowy Figures, may have been active immediately before and immediately after the Flash.
Garbage Insanity

**Garbage Insanity** was a post-Cold War fabricated illness pushed by the Last Matador Commission, who filled the media with misinformation regarding the disease and it's purported 'symptoms', in an effort to smear pro-Soviet politicians and remove them from the political sphere of the United States.

## Pre-Flash

After the Cold War, members of the Last Matador Commission saw the need to introduce a new method of smearing pro-Soviet political figureheads whose agenda was interpreted to be against the 'traditional American way of life'. After numerous direct approaches, going as far as to occasionally dabbling in assassination, a new campaign was created that lead to the complete invention of a new mental illness known as 'Garbage Insanity', whose primary 'symptom' was the mindless worship of garbage: though, other symptoms (listed under the 'Symptoms' section of this page) were also said to manifest, though most were arguably physically impossible (such as 'violent hemorrhaging') and served more as a sensationalist tactic to incite fear in the general population.

Ultimately, the impact of Garbage Insanity was large enough that the Soviets considered paying influential groups in the United States -- one specific example being the Versace Family -- to de-stigmatize the disease. However the USSR never fully pursued this course of action due to being financially overstressed after the Cold War.

## Symptoms

* Brain damage
* Severe hemorrhaging
* Broken bones
* Cardiac arrest
* Paranoia
* Muscle tension
* Stomach aches
* Paralysis
* Severe burns
* Hangovers
* Lack of Breath
* Anger, including irrational frustration
* Sudden lack of balance
* Blindness
* Depression
* Symptoms not unlike those of whom were poisoned
Boy Trent

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CH.1 / Prelude

❝ Just to need to catch my breath.
Or those *things* will get me for good this time. ❞
—  **Boy Trent**
**Boy Trent** is a character encountered in the cave that leads to the Melting Village, along with Pete Harper, Mathew Harper, and Risky Richmond.

## In-Game

If spoken to, Trent will allude to the Shadowy Figures that Alex must bypass to reach his part of the cave - urging to get himself together before he moves on; lest they finish him.
Grosont de Presant

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ch.1 / Garbage Island

❝ Visions of erotica deliver me! ❞
—  **Grosont de Presant**
**Grosont de Presant** is a character found to the far right of the Waste Carousel, within the Soggy Trash of Garbage Island.

## In-Game

Grosont can be observed digging through garbage for dirty magazines. If approached from a certain distance, the player will be stopped in a miniature 'cutscene' - Grosont excitedly uncovers a blue book, believing it to be pornography.

After a brief examination, he determines the book's contents to be non-pornographic and tosses it aside before returning to his search.

The player can then interact with the book, revealing it to be Manual I and adding it to their inventory
Load It In

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Reassures the enemies that the gun is in fact loaded. Restores 70 SP.

## Use

Replenishes 70 SP to the user's SP gauge.

## Strategy

Joel's skills are not cheap. Taking the measure to preemptively use Load It In to keep Joel's SP meter topped is important for his supportive capabilities, as well as to prevent leaving him vulnerable.

## Notes

* Despite its description saying "Restores 70 SP", the skill doesn't always restore 70 SP. This makes this skill unusable, and to an extent, the entire game unplayable.
Geronimo Phantasmata

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ch.1 / Downtown

Fireballfreq:4

## Rewards

0 EXP
0

100%  Infinity Jersey

❝ Guys, quit clowning around. I'll ice these chumps myself! ❞
— **Geronimo Phantasmata****Geronimo Phantasmata** is a member of the Infinity Franchise that can be encountered in Downtown Olathe during Mystics of Trash and Violence. Geronimo is one of the seven clowns that can be fought during the Infinimobile battle, and is the apparent leader of the group.

## Battle

In battle, Geronimo is found amidst his clown cohorts, Tingles the Clown, Onion Ploom, Spence Mack, Spanks Star, The Unspoken One, and Carrot Tail.

Once Geronimo exits the Infinimobile, the car breaks down and disappears from the battle. Geronimo's only skill is using highly damaging fireballs, making him quite dangerous if he is not dealt with quickly.

He is the last one out of the car, located dead center if the rest of the group is still alive.
Doris Molis

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CH.1 / Garbage Island

❝ You pulled my arm! ❞
— **Dolis Molis**
**Doris Molis** is a Garbage Island resident who is found to be trapped in the ground near the entrance to Dirt Town.

## In-Game

Alex can offer his assistance, to which Dolis makes a snide remark. Alex proceeds to attempt to pull him out of the ground to no avail. Dolis responds to the situation angered, saying "*The hell you think you're doing man?*" along with some more back talk. If you try to interact with him after this exchange, he'll tell you to leave him alone, calling you a "*psycho*".
Cellophane Communion

The **Cellophane Communion** is a suicidal cult found in Garbage Island that embraces the inevitable death of its members, encouraging self-asphyxiation through the use of cellophane bags in order to 'become garbage'.

## Beliefs

The primary tenets of the Cellophane Communion center around the reverence of trash. Mutatis Mutandis compares Garbage Island to *'heaven'*, and Louie Versace encourages suicide via cellophane bag by distributing them freely. Percy Sveridool & Ben Nowish exclusively trade for garbage, and individuals such as Brown Raja devote themselves to scavenging for it. The love for trash stems from the pre-Flash pseudo-disorder known as Garbage Insanity which still manages to proliferate itself in the world through people like the Versaces who actively attempt to naturalize it.

Additionally, members of the Cellophane Communion promote the stagnation of society through lethargic inactivity, and resist any attempt to change their living conditions out of a hopeless belief that what they currently have is the best that can ever be attained. Simply put, those in the Cellophane Communion do not change their life because they do not think it can get better - not to say that they think their current way of life is supreme and perfect, rather that they feel it cannot improve.

## Denominations

While the Cellophane Communion is almost exclusively based in Garbage Island, there is a smaller sect of the cult present in the City.

## References

1. ↑ "There is a cellophane cult in the city" - Louise, 07-28-17
Fool's Gold

**Fool's Gold** is the currently unreleased second chapter of LISA: The Pointless, in which the duo Alex Churchland and Joel Miller successfully flee the horrific wastes of Olathe after the events of Mystics of Trash and Violence and enter the seemingly heavenly City.

It is planned to be the largest chapter, with two routes determined by Alex aligning with one of two opposing factions.

It is still in development, which has been halted while the devs work on the Monster Update, with no release date yet determined.

## References

1. ↑ "...Fool's Gold (long)" - Ed, 12-28-16
Long Leg Lenny

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CH.1 / Intro, Downtown

* Post-flash
* Pre-flash

❝ I need to make a phone call. ❞
— **Long Leg Lenny**
**Long Leg Lenny** -- often abbreviated to **LLL --** is a member of the Central Powers seen during Mystics of Trash and Violence.

## History

Pre-Flash, Lenny attended the same school as Alex Churchland and Chie Teal.

After the Flash, Lenny would become a member of the Central Powers. With no participating gang to call his own, Lenny acted as an observer of The Game.

## In-Game

Lenny is first scene during the intro, where a young Lenny can be seen to the far right during the scene where Alex knocks down an unsuspecting Vincent Lo.

Lenny does not show up again until much later into the game, making another appearance during the Feast in the Gambling Hall, along with the other Central Powers.

During the debate between the Central Powers regarding what they should do about the rampant and rapid infinitization of Downtown Olathe, Lenny mentions rumors of a '*small man, telling lies about big things'*. Lenny inquires for solutions to the problem of the Infinity Franchise and the rumors of a '*better place',* the rest of the Central Powers coming up with nothing.

Disappointed in the lack of answers, Lenny prepares to leave, stating that he has to make a phone call. Confused, Office Ottoman recalls that they had already smashed all the phones in Downtown.

Before anyone can react, the lights flicker, and Lenny is gone.
Beth Churchland

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Chapter 1, Intro

❝ You're a born winner. ❞
— **Beth Churchland****Beth Churchland** is the aunt and guardian of Alex Churchland. She is first seen in the intro to Mystics of Trash and Violence, giving Alex a VHS tape from a thrift store which featured Gung-Fu training sessions.

## Pre-Flash

Beth was raised in a family composed largely of women, in which she was the youngest of her big family of sisters who were all older than her. Her family was large enough that funerals were practically a "biennial holiday". Due to unknown circumstances, one of Beth's sisters ended up giving Alex to her watch over him.

After learning of his affection for martial arts, Beth decided to buy Alex a martial arts training video tape from the thrift store. She found a 'supreme grandmaster course' Velvet-Fu VHS case - the most appealing one that she managed to find - and gave it to him as a gift. Alex spent the majority of his youth and adolescent years training on this single knock-off tape.
John Johnson

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ch.1 / downtown

### Aliases

*Three Finger Lover, Painzilla, Man Made Miracle, Stealth Blitzkrieg, Backstab President, Modern-day Rhapsode, Bad Angel, Serbian Knife Fight, Gold Diamond*

### Affiliation

Central Powers

❝ Please... I go by Gold Diamond now. ❞
— **John Johnson**
**John Johnson** is one of the Central Powers of Downtown Olathe. Johnson has many aliases, many of which are read out by Office Ottoman during the roll call of the Feast.

## History

Pre-Flash, John Johnson fought during the New Zealand Crisis.

After the Flash, Johnson participated in the turf wars that occurred in Downtown Olathe, eventually replacing an unnamed central power before the events of the game.

## In-Game

John Johnson is the last of the Central Powers to make his appearance at The Feast, and acts as the de facto leader of the group during the meeting.

During The Feast, Johnson explains what he believes to be the biggest threats to The Game: the Infinity Franchise, rumors of The City, and the posters being placed around Downtown. He expresses his qualms regarding the Franchise in particular, stating *"they take violence too seriously,"* conflicting with non-deadly nature of The Game.

Once the lights flicker, John Johnson will be dead, beaten over the head with a stool by Fringe Boy.

## Gang Members

* Bepe Stormer
* Raun Rawo
* Russel Bats
* William Double J. Palmer
* Unnamed corpse on a cliff along the Red Road
* Unnamed corpse outside the Gambling Hall

## Trivia

* Concealed within Johnson's cane is a sword.

## References

1. ↑ "...John Johnson fought in the New Zealand crisis [sic]" - Louise, 07-29-17
2. ↑ "...John Johnson in particualr [sic] replaced someone else" - Ed, 01-10-17
3. ↑ "Gold diamond has a sword cane" - Ed, 01-14-17
Kim Soltoon

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ch.1 / Downtown

❝ The new player in town doesn't know when to back down. ❞
— **Kim Soltoon**
**Kim Soltoon** is a member of Tic-Tonic's gang seen in House Crimson, standing next to a fire barrel with Doyle Muscare. He is one of the first characters that Alex and Joel meet in Downtown Olathe.

## In-Game

If interacted with, Soltoon speaks about the unrelenting aggression of the Infinity Franchise, incapable of respecting the no-kill law of The Game. Doyle assures Soltoon that the franchise will burn itself out.

After the Cigarette Threshold is activated, Kim will be found dead, a rusty rod of metal plunged into his back.
Inflatable Head

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ID: 36

It's still warm.

❝ I n f l a t a b l e h e a d. ❞
— **Percy Sverdiool**
## Use

An item that the player can recieve from trading with Percy Sveridool & Ben Nowish, should Alex choose to exchange a Toilet Seat for the head to Percy.

## Locations

### Garbage Island

* Can be received from Percy in the Waste Carousel if you choose to trade him the Toilet Seat.
Joy

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ID: 43

This drug makes you feel nothing. Use it in a pinch.

**100%** to cure  Depressed

**100%** to inflict  Joyed

❝ Joy, well... It's like glue for broken people. ❞
— **Slim Hartmann**
## Use

Fully restores HP and inflicts Joyed when consumed, increasing hit rate by 80%, critical hit chance by 100%, and both defense and special defense by 200% for 6-10 turns.

Additionally, it will gradually restore HP and SP outside of combat.

## Locations

### Endless Wastes

* Given as a free sample by Slim Hartmann, located in the rightmost room of House Dust. Additional pills are priced at 40 magazines each.

## Notes

* Alex and Joel do not currently experience any negative effects removed from using the drug, such as Withdrawal or Depressed, and it cannot be obtained early enough to cure the withdrawal Georgy experiences.
* The game has a tracker within it's files that keep number of how many times the player has consumed Joy. The tracker does not currently affect the story or gameplay, but that may change with coming updates and chapters.
Laser Eye Guy

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CH.1 / Prelude

❝ ...and nothing gets past Laser Eye Guy's laser eye. ❞
—  **Gin Hanks**
**Laser Eye Guy** is a character found in the Industrial Underground at the end of the Prelude, sitting with Gin Hanks near a campfire.

Pre-Flash, Laser Eye and Gin were the EWC tag-team of champions of 1982.

## In-Game

If Alex interacts with him, he will ask if he and Gin are related in any way. Laser Eye will respond with  *'in a sense'* , Gin clarifying to say that they are  *'more lovers than brothers,'*  and that they were the winners of a EWC championship back in 1982. Laser Eye Guy will ask Alex if he is also heading for The City. Alex will confirm this, inquiring back if the place they are in is safe to rest. Gin will reassure him, mentioning the amount of people and how  *'nothing gets past Laser Eye Guy's laser eye.'*

If talked to a second time, Laser Eye will note the amount of people in the cave and the 'high spirits'.

### Champion's Belt

If Alex has the Champion's Belt in his possession, Laser Eye will mention that the item had once belonged to him. Alex will motion to return it to him, but Laser Eye will say that he can keep it. Gin will mention that it looks good on him.

Once Alex rests, Laser Eye Guy will be found dead along with nearly everyone else in the cave, murdered by Hugo Leopardi in his sleep.
Goat Kick

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## Goat Kick ← D. ChopF. Thrust →

(DDD) A no-nonsense, double back kick. May launch enemy into the air. Costs 70 HP.

### Scope

45 SP, 70 HP
**1** Enemy

### Effects

**90%** of inflicting  Fallen

**60%** of inflicting  Weird

## Use

Has a 60% chance to inflict Weird and a 90% chance to make the enemy Fall down, but deals 70 damage to the user. Deals damage based on a formula of:

```
220 + User ATK * 3 - Defender DEF * 2 = Damage Output

```

along with a variance of 80%, having a random chance to add/subtract any number to the final damage output that is ≤ 80.
Jerry Green

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ch.1 / Garbage Island

❝ Them Rando boys where in such a hurry they broke the whole bridge. ❞
—  **Jerry Green**
**Jerry Green** is a recurring character, found in two different locations across Garbage Island.

## In-Game

Jerry can first be located by the Broken Bridge shortly after. If interacted with, he will comment on the sudden departure of Rando's Army and the resulting ruined overpass.

Later on, Jerry can be seen at Bob Versace's funeral, one screen to the left. He will mention how he swear he saw a fridge move, and will also bring up a time where he saw an *'ugly red thing.'*  potentially referring to the Principium Vitae. The context of this sighting is unknown, possibly being something he witnessed in a dream.
Jack Mack

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Downtown Olathe, Chapter 1

❝ You made orphans of us all. ❞
— **Jack Mack****Jack Mack** is a jerseyhead and member of the Mack Clan seen during Mystics of Trash and Violence.

## In-Game

Jack is located in the Cherry Village of Downtown Olathe upon the activation of the Burgundy Threshold. If spoken to, he will rave about his father, Jessie Mack.

If interacted with once Jessie and his crew are defeated, Jack admonishes Alex and Joel for killing his father, but follows up by saying that the franchise is "*adopting"*.
Bottle of Water

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ID: 13

A drink so refreshing - it can bring back the dead.

Recovers **10% of HP**
Recovers **30** SP

## Use

Revives a KO'd party member, restoring 10% of their max HP and 30 SP.

When consumed, the player receives an Empty Bottle.

## Locations

### Endless Wastes

* Can fill up to four Empty Bottles with a water pump 'owned' by Gill Pinkish outside of House Dust.
* Can be purchased from Barkeep Mysteriozo in House Dust for 20 Magazines.

## Notes

* The only pump that provides Bottle of Water instead of a Bottle of Dirty Water is in front of House Dust.
Augustus Estrada

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ch.1 / Garbage Island

❝ Just a dream I had...
...of a better place. ❞
—  **Augustus Estrada**
**Augustus Estrada** is a character in Garbage Island, being one of the few residents disillusioned with the idea of living in garbage.

## Pre-Flash

Before the Flash, Augustus lived life as a homeless drifter.

## In-Game

Located in the Soggy Trash Cave System to the far right, approaching Augustus will cause the player to enter a short cutscene, Alex stopping to stare at Estrada's chalk illustration on the cavern walls.

Alex will ask if he drew this, and if the drawing has any inferred meaning. Augustus confirms the first, saying that the illustration was a depiction of what he saw in a dream, of a  *'better place.'*  The elderly man chides Alex for asking 'where it is', saying the place he dreamt is not real.

When the player has Georgy join their party, returning to the cave will show the drawing to be vandalized, Augustus lying on the ground, having  *"gotten into trouble with some neighbours again."* , ensuring Alex that he's fine and not to worry about him. If Alex has Cockroach Chalk on hand - found in Georgy's tent - the player has the option to give the drawing utensil to Augustus.

If returning the chalk, Augustus will note that it's the same piece he had owned before. Alex advises him to "*draw somewhere they can't find,"* to which Estrada responds, *"I don't fear them. The things I really need- they can't take away. Thank you."*

Upon talking to him again, Augustus will tell Alex that he is too kind for this place, advising Alex to leave Garbage Island, though noting, *"Nothing will be good enough if you keep looking outward. A wise man can make home out of anything."*

### Roland's Battle

Later on in Alex's, Joel's and Georgy's battle with Roland Von Buckingham, should the player's entire team be wiped, and only if they have returned Augustus' chalk, he will briefly appear in the battle with Perfume, restoring a chunk of all party member's HP and SP.

Afterwards, Augustus will directly reprimand Roland, saying: *"I'm ashamed I ever stood up for you,"* before escaping the fight. This brings Buckingham to tears and causes him to become temporarily depressed.

## Trivia

* Augustus Estrada is based off the Argentine writer Julio Cortázar.

## References

1. ↑ Confirmation of inspiration, Ed, 05-27-17
Carrot Tail

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ch.1 / Downtown

Rage Build!freq:10
Shovefreq:5

Punchfreq:4

## Rewards

0 EXP
0

**Carrot Tail** is a member of the Infinity Franchise that can be encountered in Downtown Olathe during Mystics of Trash and Violence. Carrot is one of the seven clowns that can be fought during the Infinimobile battle.

## Battle

In battle, Carrot is found among his clownish cohorts, Tingles the Clown, Onion Ploom, Spence Mack, Spanks Star, The Unspoken One, and Geronimo Phantasmata.

Carrot Tail will immediately apply rage to himself on his first available turn, making his subsequent physical attacks much more potent.

He is the sixth one out of the car, located at the far right once all clowns have exit the vehicle.
Chao Bree

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CH.1 / Epilogue

**Chao Bree** is a background character, appearing in the Epilogue of Mystics of Trash and Violence

## In-Game

Chao is seen next to a Kung Company bus full of jerseys, amongst a group of franchisers. He gives chase to the Neon Flamingo bus that Alex and Joel are in when it passes him, but is quickly left behind.
Blood Cough

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## Use

Deals damage to the user based on a formula of:

```
10 + User ATK * 2 0.3 - Defender DEF * 0.1 = **Damage Output**

```

with a variance of 20%, randomly adding or subtracting a number that is ≤ 20 to the final output.

## Users

### Downtown Olathe

* Alejandro Babbage (Phase 2)
* Arnold Shpitz (Phase 3)
* Kirf Dinkle
* Senyor Keister
* Stefan Kindchild
* The Kent
* Twisty
Louie Versace

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ch.1 / Garbage Island

❝ Here to join the Communion of Cellophane? ❞
—  **Louie Versace**
**Louie Versace** is a resident of Garbage Island, being one of the more prominent members of the Cellophane Communion.

## History

Being one of the two known Versace Family members, (the other being Bob Versace), the Versaces were an influential Soviet-aligned family that the U.S.S.R. considered paying to de-stigmatize Garbage Insanity - a fabricated psychosis that was used to profile political dissidents.

After the occurrence of the the Flash, Louie continued his practices, his family's efforts to uphold the disease metamorphosing to a plastic-worshipping, literal, ritualistic insanity. Eventually, the pseudo-disease of Garbage Insanity transformed into the Cellophane Communion.

## In-Game

Louie is first seen in the Dirt Town, watching over members of the Communion. If spoken with, Louie will assume that Alex is here to join the cult. Seeing the garbage man plainly confused, Louie elaborates on the self-destructive aspect of the cult - *"We all end up in the trash bag eventually. Don't you want to practice for it?"* Further interactions will insight Louie to ask if he changed his mind; the answer always being no.

Later on after discovering his corpse, Louie will be seen hosting his brother's funeral, accompanied by Munto Puto, Umaga Steves, and Bill Blondie. The ceremony is solemnly held, showcasing an early portrait of Bob alongside his corpse and cellophane balloons. Louie lectures the event by commending his brother's accomplishments, describing him as a *"prodigy in the plastic arts, second only to that Larry Davis."* None of the mourning party able to be bothered to bury his corpse, Bob is left out in the rain to rot.
Kai Mok

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CH.1 / Downtown

❝ This was a mistake. We should have let him have it. ❞
— **Kai Mok**
**Kai Mok** is a marauder, first seen right after Alex and Joel enter Downtown Olathe. He is accompanied by Rusty Tamers and Miroslav Smirnoff.

## In-Game

If spoken with, Kai expresses his regret in traveling to the ruined city, saying that *"we should have let him have it."*

Later on, at the very end of the Red Road, Kai Mok's corpse can be seen before the fight with Arnold Shpitz. His head has been blown clean off, yet another victim in Arnold's path of slaughter.
Anatoni Bingels

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Ch.1 / Garbage Island

❝ Don't think it'll stop coming up. ❞
— ****Anatoni Bingels****
**Anatoni Bingels** is a minor NPC that appears in a area known as the Concrete Heart within Garbage Island.

## In-Game

Anatoni is seen throwing out garbage from one of the chambers in Concrete Heart, something which he does continuously into a single pile. If spoken to, he proclaims that he doesn't think the pile of never-ending trash will ever stop coming up.
Benedictus Freeman

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Ch.1 / Prelude

❝ I have lost all will to go on. ❞
—  **Benedictus Freeman**
**Benedictus Freeman** is a character found in the Dim Road area of the Prelude, lying on the ground.

## In-Game

If interacted with, Benedictus will say that the bridge once above him was cut by *'that bastard'*, causing him to tumble down onto the ground. Alex will ask if he can assist him in any way, with Benedictus declining, having lost any willpower to go forth - while also possibly gravely injured by the fall he took.
Human Fat

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Hair gel, not for the faint of heart.

**110%**  Burn

 Rate

## Use

Offers 1 DEF and 2 S.DEF points to the user, as well as a 10% increase to the chance of being lit aflame when targeted by fire-based attacks - generally more manageable then Grease's flat 50% increased damage to all fire attacks.

## Locations

### Downtown Olathe

* Found in the School Basement behind the locked double doors in a bag.
Last Matador Commission

The Last Matador Commission was a secretive coalition formed sometime before the Flash. The Commission was a supra-governmental coalition formed with the intent of preserving the American way of life in the face of the ever-looming Soviet threat, without aid from the placated U.S. government.

## History

The Commission was created sometime towards the end of the Cold War, after our own timeline diverges from that of the game's. At this point in time, the United States had effectively given up on fighting back against the USSR after the disastrous New Zealand Crisis. In response to the apparent apathy of their leaders, numerous rebels resorted to the Last Matador Commission, fighting back against the Soviet threat in illegal manners and using guerrilla tactics.

Eventually, the Last Matador Commission would enlist the aid of Mortimer Gunhause, transforming him into an extremely effective assassin. During his time working for the Commission, Gunhause was involved in the deaths of over thirty foreign heads of state.

The Last Matador Commission was also known for keeping tabs on individuals of interest. Several of these individuals include Abram Deborin - a Soviet representative, Office Ottoman, Chriss Bellucci, and multiple other unnamed Soviet representatives.
In addition to utilizing Gunhause as an assassin, the Last Matador Commission fabricated the mental illness Garbage Insanity and helped to fund Doctor Yado's Joy project, with remnants of old Joy shipments found within the Autumn House.

## In-Game

Many photos and texts that mention the Commission are found within the Autumn House, suggesting that the owner of the home before its abandonment had ties with the organization.

## Trivia

* The Commission gets its name from LISA: The Painful, which was titled *The Last Matador* prior to becoming the second entry of the LISA series.

## References

1. ↑ "The Last Matador was a supra-governmental organisation established to maintain America no matter what" - Ed, 02-14-17
2. ↑ Confirmation of Bellucci's status as a POI by Louise, 09-07-18
3. ↑ "...they financed Yado. when that didn't work, they invented Garbage insanity." - Ed, 02-15-17
Hai Gumo

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CH.1 / Tournament

❝ Psst...hey.
Sushi knife? ❞
— **Hai Gumo**
**Hai Gumo** is a minor character appearing in Alex Churchland's second flashback during Mystics of Trash and Violence.

## In-Game

Gumo can be seen wandering the parking lot of the Sports Hall after the conclusion of Alex's match with Stan Curien. If interacted with, Gumo will open his coat to reveal an assortment of knives under his possession, offering one to Alex.

## Trivia

* Gumo offering Alex a sushi knife is based on a real life experience Ed had as a child.

## References

1. ↑ LISA: The Pointless Beta Stream - YouTube
Chet Blur

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Chapter 1, Downtown Olathe

Slicefreq:5
Big Slicefreq:3

Smoke Bombfreq:3
Bottle Throwfreq:2

Punchfreq:2
Kickfreq:2

## Rewards

90 EXP
3

❝ No jersey, no mercy! ❞
— **Chet Blur****Chet Blur** is a jerseyhead encountered on the Red Road within Downtown Olathe, being one of the mandatory fights that must be confronted in order to progress through the area.

Once approached, Chet will shout: *"No jersey, no mercy!"* before beginning his battle.

## Battle

Chet uses a weapon - that being a knife, making him capable of dealing a considerable amount of damage to the player's party, while also making him vulnerable to Disarming Chop.

When his health reaches 50% or below, he will say *“Too rough dude!”*  His death quote is a continuation of this, telling Alex *“What did I just say?”* after defeat.

## Strategy

Chet Blur is a fairly simple enemy with many means of takedown.

Use Disarming Chop consistently to keep him away from his blade as it will decrease his damage output significantly. Setup Joel for the Taunt/Roll combo and continue to whittle away Chet's health with random attacks and/or combos.

If you possess at least 70 SP, you can open with a Goat Kick and he will have a good chance of suffering Fallen. Follow up with Iron Hoof and victory should be yours next turn.

## Trivia

* Chet’s *“Too rough man!”* line can suggest that he only very recently put on the jersey, unaccustomed to the true nature of the franchise and still abiding by the expectations of The Game, where it is forbidden to seriously injure or kill another.
Man Made Salts

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ID: 85

Accidentally developed during the 'Peak Potassium' crisis. Removes Burning, Oiled, and buffs S. DEF.

### Occasion

**1** Ally
Only in Battle

### Effects

**100%** to cure  Burning

**100%** to cure  Oiled Up

Boosts S.DEF for **5 turns**

## Use

Removes Burning and Oiled Up when consumed by a party member, as well as boosting S. DEF for 5 turns.

## Strategy

Man Made Salts are highly useful against Anaconda Virtue, removing the oil and burning he can inflict on Alex and Joel, as well as rudimentarily increasing their defenses against his Fireball and Twin Fireball attacks.

## Locations

### Downtown Olathe

* 12 pieces of Man Made Salt can be found in the Dried Sangria Lake. One piece can only be collected if the player jumps from a ledge, taking 100 fall damage.
Maurice Falcon

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ch.1 / Downtown

Bottle Throwfreq:9
Slicefreq:5

Realization IIfreq:5

## Rewards

180 EXP
3

❝ I couldn't manage it. ❞
— **Maurice Falcon, upon death****Maurice Falcon** is a franchise member who appears with William Double J Palmer in the Downtown Underground of Downtown Olathe.

## In-Game

After Alex and Joel pass the Burgundy Threshold, Maurice and William can be found in the subway systems of the desolate city. Maurice talks about the hardship of ‘climbing the folds’ - unless you have a manager. Do you?

### *"I don’t need a manager."*

Maurice will call you a *‘vanillah killah, baby.’*

### *"Joel is my manager."*

Maurice declares that you can’t be stealing talent.

Both options will initiate a battle with him and William.

## Battle

During the battle, Maurice will alternate between throwing bottles and slicing at the player with his knife. If disarmed, he will resort to the former.

Once below 40% HP, Maurice will begin to use the Realization II skill.

If Alex or Joel have used a skill that applies Dodged (Dive/Roll Out), Maurice will switch to throwing bottles until both party members are no longer out of the way.

## Strategy

Maurice enters the battle with the "aid" of William Double J Palmer, but the latter is incapable of hurting Alex or Joel unless they are afflicted with Weird or Wary, so concentrate on Maurice first.

If you possess the SP, a single Minor Iris has a moderate chance of decommissioning Maurice instantly. If not, the next input of random attacks will finish the job.

Should SP be low, keep Maurice Disarmed as he can inflict punishing damage and bleeding with his knife. Maurice is fairly vulnerable to negative status effects, including Scared, so use Joel's Steady Aim to immobilize and/or blind him, rendering him harmless.

Once Maurice is defeated, William isn't a threat. Take the opportunity to recharge your SP. However, if you are afflicted with Wary from Receding Stance, use Gun Toss to keep Alex safe. A few turns of random Combo Dial inputs will make short work of William and finish the battle.
Kein Felton

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Ch.1 / Downtown

❝ I become more tender with every fight. ❞
— **Kein Felton**
**Kein Felton** is a jerseyhead, and a recurring character located in Downtown Olathe.

## In-Game

Felton is first seen along the Red Road. If spoken to, he will declare he becomes *"more tender with every fight"*, but will not attack the player.

Later, after Arnold Shpitz's battle with Alex and Joel, Felton can be seen among the horde of oncoming jerseyheads.

After Alex and Joel jump from the cliff, Kein is soon to follow afterwards, displaying a stunning skill of mid-air levitation. After making the landing he stances, ready to fight, but is subsequently pulverized by another jerseyhead landing on him from above.

## Bugs

* A visual glitch occurs with Kein's death. The person that lands on him - as seen mid-air - is Mark Samson, a Garbage Island NPC, while the intended character is The Tenderizer. This is due to the two sharing the same spritesheet, and the game erroneously calls on Samson's rather than The Tenderizer's.

## Trivia

* Kein is the brother of Bobby, the deceased jerseyhead located outside of House Dust.
* Kein was intended to appear at the ending of the initial trailer for Mystics of Trash and Violence, and would have fallen to his death rather than making the landing as he does in the final release. Him making the landing was intended to subvert the expectations of those who had seen the trailer, but since Ed had rushed to release the trailer, Felton was not included and this idea did not come to fruition.

## References

1. ↑ LISA: The Pointless Beta Stream - 01-20-18
Ham Radar

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Ch.1 / Downtown

❝ This might be the worst place to be mortally wounded in. ❞
— **Ham Radar****Ham Radar** is an infinitized marauder that appears in Downtown Olathe.

## In-Game

Ham can be found in the Dried Sangria Lake, lying on his stomach mortally wounded. If spoken with, he will comment on how he is in a very, *very* unfortunate place to have open wounds.

Jumping on Ham from the ledge above him will kill him. Alternatively, once the Salt Threshold is passed, he will be dead, succumbing to his injuries.
Lugro Son

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ch.1 / Garbage island

❝ I am not like the others. I do my own thing. ❞
— **Lugro Son**
**Lugro Son** is a character seen within Garbage Island within the Washing Machine Grove.

## In-Game

Lugro can be found perpetually reaching for a broken washing machine tied to a tree, resting on its branches. If spoken with, he will state that he *"is not like the others"*, asserting himself to be an independent individual that enacts his own whims.
Claude Baal

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ch.1 / Garbage Island

* Baal
* Rag Maggot

❝ You have the stench about you. ❞
—  **Claude Baal**
**Claude Baal** is a Garbage Island resident and disciple of Larry Davis seen during Mystics of Trash and Violence.

## In-Game

Claude Baal is found in The Long Wet between the Rag Maggots sneaking through grass. Claude can be seen humping a garbage bag, and If interacted with he will greet Alex while continuing to hump the bag.

If Alex has stroked the required amount of garbage for the Trash Enlightenment side-quest, Claude will direct Alex back to Larry Davis. If he is interacted with further, with him Claude will say *"At this rate I'll need a sleeping bag soon"*,*'*hinting at his upcoming transformation.

By the time the player returns from Larry Davis, Claude has become a Rag Maggot. If the player interacts with him further, he will only emit a groan.

## Trivia

* Claude Baal is used as the game's desktop icon.