Somebody Needs To Stop Yadina's Bad Puns

## **The Plot:**

Yadina has a stand up show, But when she got too far. Xavier and the rest must escape from Yadina from Telling bad puns

## **Transcript:**

* Xavier: Hey, all you comedy maniacs. Please put your hands together, for joke telling genius. My little sister Yadina!
* (Audience cheered)
* Yadina: Are you ready for jokes, everybody?
* All: Yes!
* Yadina: Well, here we go!
* Brad: I hope it's a funny one
* Yadina: What does Dr. Zoom say to the other turtle
* Xavier: I don't know
* Yadina: We are having a shell, of a life time
* (Crickets heard)
* Yadina: Get it? Cause turtles hide in there own shells, Eh? Eh?
* ......
* (The audience laughed)
* Xavier: It was so funny, Because it makes sense.
* Yadina: I know.
* Brad: Do another one.
* Yadina: So, When she said, There's no cuddly toys in store, And I said, They've be stuffed, to be in the store.
* (The audience laughed)
* Brad: Uh...
* Xavier: Aw, Come on, Brad. They loved it. I wish she can do this all night.
* (Hours later)
* Yadina: Wanna hear this one?
* (Xavier and Brad were asleep.)
* Yadina: Well, They can have a little, snore.
* (The audience looked confused)
* Yadina: Get it? Cause they snore during the night
* Sharktopus: Hey! Your jokes are not funny anymore.
* Yadina: Yes, they are!
* Night Cap: No, they’re not!
* Yadina: Yes, So don't, Leaf, until the show's over
* Xavier: Stop!
* (The Sharktopus grabs her, but she runs off)
* Night Cap: After her, Before she tells any more puns.
* Yadina: Hey, you guys. Wanna hear a...
* (The Sharktopus restrains her)
* Yadina: You can run, But you can't, Hyde
* Sharktopus: Shut it or I’ll end your puns for good.
* Yadina: I guess, It might, pack, a punch
* Brad: Stop!
* (The Sharktopus grabs her throat to silence her.)
* Sharktopus: There. That should pause her for a moment.
* Yadina: Well, I will remain, Un, Silence.
* Night Cap: Shut up!
* (The Sharktopus grabs Dr. Zoom).
* Sharktopus: If you don’t shut up, I’ll rip Zoom in half!
* Yadina: No! You can't, Rip, her in half
* Brad: Okay. One last chance. If you make a bad pun, We'll shut you up and put you in the cage!
* Yadina: Okay? But, Knot, today
* (She runs off)
* Xavier: Get back here!
* (They chase her across the museum)
* Yadina: You can not catch me. I've got, Smore where that came from
* Brad: Alright, that’s it!
* (The Sharktopus grabs her throat and begins violently strangling her.)
* Yadina: Stop! Don't do violence to me!
* Sharktopus: Keep your mouth shut or Dr. Zoom gets it!
* Yadina: Well, That's not, what i Eggs, pected.
* Everyone: Shut it!
* (The Sharktopus rips Dr. Zoom in half, causing Yadina to start crying really loud)
* Brad: Aah! Maybe shutting Yadina up is a bad idea. Everybody cover your ears
* Xavier: Yeah, good idea.
* (Everyone covers their ears.)
* Yadina: You did it to Dr. Zoom. I was trying to tell you funny jokes.
* Xavier: They’re not funny!
* Sharktopus: And if you make one again, you’ll follow the same fate as your plushie. Do you understand me?!
* (Yadina was too afraid to respond.)
* Yadina: Y-y-yes.
* (The Sharktopus puts her down. Yadina then began crying and ran towards home.)
* Xavier: Yadina, wait!
* (Too late, she ran back home)
* Brad: Poor Yadina
* Night Cap: Yeah, We need to cheer her up.
* Xavier: We have to find her.
* Brad: Let's look for her
* (Meanwhile, Yadina was walking home crying. The Sharktopus had caused her emotional trauma,)
* Yadina: Everyone hates me!
* Sharktopus: Come Yadina. We have a little surprise for you.
* Yadina: Get away from me!
* (She ran into the house.)
* Brad: You scared her so badly, she cried all the way home
* Xavier: Aw! We'll cheer her up with our own puns. Everybody agree with me?
* Everyone: Yeah!
* (Inside the Riddle's house, Yadina was in her bed crying)
* Yadina: I will miss you Dr. Zoom. You will be missed.
* Xavier: Yadina, come out!
* Yadina: No!
* Brad: But you have to, We have a surprise for you.
* Sharktopus: It's very important
* Yadina: No!
* Night Cap: But, It can't be that bad!
* Yadina: Okay. This better be important
* (When she got in, Xavier turns on the light, And puts on the stand up comedy show)
* Xavier: Hello, everyone. Live from the Cheer up Yadina room. It's our funny joke show.
* Brad: It's gonna be a real, blast
* (Yadina looked confused)
* Everyone: Come on! Cause, Blast, is where we all have fun. Get it?
* ...
* (Yadina laughs)
* Yadina: I get it. Thanks for cheering me up. That is hillarious
* Brad: You’re welcome.
* Yadina: Do another pun, please?
* Xavier: Okay
* Yadina: Yay!
* Xavier: Why does a bowl of apples cross the road?
* Yadina: I don't know.
* Xavier: Better "slice" myself up before I can make more.
* (Yadina laughs)
* Brad: It's working! Do the big finish!
* .....
* Sharktopus: What do you call Dr. Zoom with herself getting back together like new?
* Yadina: Ooh, What is it?
* (Sharktopus fixes Dr. Zoom)
* Sharktopus: I'll fix myself like I'm not "Toy" ing around!
* (Yadina about to chuckle with her tears, then she laughs extremely loudly)
* Brad: Did you like our jokes tonight?
* Yadina: Yes! They're so funny! And, thanks for fixing Dr. Zoom, Sharktopus.
* Sharktopus: Aw, shucks. Any time, partner.
* Brad: I'm glad the whole "Fun" nie story is over. Get it?
* .....
* (Everyone booed at Brad)
* Brad: I was only kidding!
* (Everyone laughed)
* Yadina: Good one, Brad.