SWAT Kats VS Sailor Moon

by Kim Dreamcatcher.

Plot: The SWAT Kats fight against the Sailor Scouts.

## TRANSCRIPTION:

(in the garage, Tabby, Chance and Jake

Tabby: What's the matter,

Jake: Ooooh, nooooooooo! *(runs away, sad)*

Tabby: Hey! Where ya going ya- Hmph! Jerk!

Chloe: What's wrong, Jake?

Jake: Tabby was making fun of me!

Chloe: Awww..you poor big brother. I'm sorry. I don't like when your friend, Chance is making fun of you.

Jake: I agreed. My dad says that someone will not making fun of me.

(Tabby and Chance

Chance:

Tabby: Hey, I made of picture of me and you. My picture is called "Tabitha Katterson and Chance Furlong".

Chance: Wow! That's very creative!

Felina: SWAT Kats! Come in.

Chance: Yes, Miss Feral?

Felina:

Chance: Hang in there, Miss Feral. We're on our way!

*(Tabby and Chance changes to Kat and T-Bone, so does Jake who dressed up as Razor)*

 Kat: Well. What are we waiting for? Let's get goin'!

*(as Kat and T-Bone together dragging Razor to the Turbokat, then Kat and T-Bone shares a flight together, Razor was very pouty)*

Kat: *(gasps)* Oh, no!

T-Bone: Let Razor cut

Razor: Bingo!

Kat / T-Bone: Shut up, Razor!

Razor *(flirting)*: *(to Sailor Moon)* You look soooooo pretty with your blonde hair.

Sailor Moon: Eww! Get away from me you nasty clawed brunette!

Razor: Aw, come on, pretty moon lady. I've always want-

Sailor Moon: *(punches Razor)*

Razor: Ow! Hey! Watch it! What the- Who the heck are you?!

Sailor Moon: We're the Sailor Scouts! We hate you!

Razor: WHAT?! What do you mean?

Sailor Moon:

Razor: *(holds a glovatrix)* I'm gonna blaze them!

Sailor Venus: *(punches Razor's shoulder)*

Razor: Ow!

Sailor Jupiter:

Razor: *(angry holds a glovatrix)* I'm gonna blaze you!

 Chibiusa: No! Please don't shoot me!

Razor: *(teasing)* What's the matter, brat?

Chibiusa: *(crying)* Razor is a meanie!

Sailor Mars: You leave Chibiusa alone right NOW!

Sailor Mercury: Yeah! You should respect this! Hi-YAH! *(kicks Razor)*

Razor: Ow!

Sailor Moon: Get 'em, Girls!

*(Sailor Scouts beat Razor up)*

Razor: Ow! My handsome self! Hurts!

Kat *(smirking)*: What's the matter, twerp? Can a man got beaten up by those girlies?

T-Bone *(smirking)*: Yeah! You hate girly stuff!

Razor: Oh yeah, T-Bone. I hate something so girly! *(laugh nervously)* Good one!

Kat / T-Bone: Ha ha! Razor hates Sailor Moon so much!

Razor: *(angry to T-Bone)* I'm telling Felina on you!

T-Bone: No, you're not!

Razor: Yes, I am!

T-Bone: No, you're not!

Razor: Yes, I am!

T-Bone: Nope!

Razor: *(his fur turns red while furious)* Aaaargh!! I'm telling Commander Feral on ya-

Kat: Hey, Look! *(points to see Sailor Scouts angry)*

T-Bone: Hey! You leave my buddy alone right now you feisty brats!

Sailor Moon: We're not feisty brats! We're the Sailor Scouts! In the name of the moon, I'll punish you SWAT Kats!

T-Bone: What are you gonna do? Punish us?

Razor: *(teasing while blows raspberry)* Nyah, nyah! You are all liars!

*(Sailor Moon hits Razor with her staff)*

Razor: Ugh! Hey!

Sailor Jupiter: So you no good SWAT Kats wanna fight with us! We challenge you!

T-Bone: It's PAYBACK TIME!

Sailor Moon: Moon Prism Power!

Razor:

Sailor Moon: What the- Hey, my staff!

Razor: Bingo! *(breaks her staff)*

Sailor Moon: *(gasp)* My beautiful staff! *(crying)*

Sailor Mercury: Hi-YAH! *(kicks Razor)*

Razor: Aaaah!

Sailor Mercury: You leave Sailor Moon alone right now! (Razor uses

Razor: Give up? *(crunches Sailor Mercury's leg)*

Sailor Mercury: Ow!

T-Bone: Luna

Razor: Artemis

Sailor Moon: Luna! Artemis! Get 'em! *(Luna and Artemis scratches T-Bone and Razor)*

T-Bone / Razor: OW!

Sailor Moon: That will teach those bad humanoid kitties a lesson!

Razor:

Kat: Ow! Hey!

Razor: I'm sorry! But

Kat: You're such a helpless idiot! *(punches Razor's face)*

Razor: OW! I am not!

Kat: Oh, I hope that you learned your stupid lesson! You're such a baby when you're overreacting! *(both begin to argue)* Unfortunately, you're nothing but a spoiled brat!

Razor: I am not a baby! Because you are not being so politeful! And I'm the nicest personal man in a whole wide world! Everybody thinks I'm the leader of the SWAT Kats, and I could handle if I really want to! And now you're nothing but a

Callie: Will you please just CALM DOWN RIGHT NOW?! *(both Kat and Razor stopped arguing) (sad shyly)* Um? Sorry?

Razor: *(to Callie)* That's okay, Miss Callie.

Callie: *(to Razor)* Don't be shy. Be confident.

Razor: I like that.

*(Callie, Kat and Razor watches T-Bone keep fighting against Sailor Scouts)*

Razor: Hey! Isn't that T-Bone? Fighting against the Sailor Scouts?

Kat: You're right, Razor! Come on!

Razor: Hi-YAH!

Sailor Moon: Aaaah!

Razor: Give up, ?

Sailor Moon:

Sailor Scouts: Aaaaaaaaaah!!

Callie: Congratulations, you three! The Sailor scouts are defeated!

Razor: Thanks, Callie. *(angry)* But I hate this stupid sailor uniform! And I am not blonde!

T-Bone: Trust us, Razor. You are a champ!

Razor: *(laughs)* I am! Call me a champ!

Kat: *(hugs T-Bone)* My hero!

T-Bone: *(hugs Kat)* My heroine!

Kat / T-Bone: *(hug at each other)* Huggy-wuggy! *(laughs)*

Razor: *(carrying Callie)* Come on, Callie. Let's go home *(kisses Callie)*

*(Razor carries Callie to his home in his neighborhood to see his father, his mother, and his little sister, Chloe)*

Robert: Did you bring Callie, son?

Razor: Yes. Indeed.

Robert: Why don't you two could watch David Litterbin on TV together with us?

Razor: Okay. We love it.

*(in a second, Razor, Callie, Robert, Catherine, and Chloe are watching David Litterbin together)*

David Litterbin *(on TV)*: On second thought, folks. The Sailor Scouts are defeated by the SWAT Kats!

Crowds *(on TV)*: *(cheering)* Down with Sailor Scouts! Down with Sailor Scouts!

*(that made Razor and his dad, Robert laugh, so does Razor's girlfriend, Callie, Razor's mom, Cathrine, and Razor's little sister, Chloe)*