Big Bakes

This is the fourth episode of BFDI.

**Announcer:** *Sad news. There will be no episode 4 of BFDI.... actually, LATE APRIL FOOL'S!*

(intro)

(Match is sitting in the grass)

**Leafy:** Hey, Match. We know that the speaker thing is offering us something great, but what we don't know is what's inside of the speaker box! I suggest we crush it to find out!

(Leafy grabs hammer and throws it at the Announcer but misses)

**Leafy:** Aw, I missed.

**Ice Cube:** Leafy, what's happening? You're trying to kill the speaker box?! You've become evil!!

**Leafy:** Icy! I missed you! Where were you?

**Ice Cube:** I want revenge!

**Announcer:***...Cake at Stake.*

(Cake at Stake intro)

**Announcer:** *So, since the Blocks were dumber, they got a lower total test score. One of them goes home. And the number of votes is...*\*number of votes being displayed as 00012\* *Again 12 votes? Ugh.This time, I forgot to buy a cake. so I had to make something It's a \*bam\* sliced chunk of ice.*

**Match:** \*about to vomit\*

**Announcer:** *So yeah, if you remain ice-chunk-less, you leave BFDI*

**Announcer:** At 0 votes is Firey and Flower. \*throws at Firey and Flower. Firey melts the ice and Flower flies off into the horizon.\* Blocky, Pen, and Eraser. Also no votes. Wait. Eraser's dead. (Master Recovery Center recovers Eraser.) That's better. \*flings chunks to Eraser, Pen, and Blocky\*

**Eraser, Pen, and Blocky: \***smashed from chunk of ice\*

**Announcer:** Rocky and Snowball, you only got one vote a piece.

**Snowball:** ARE YOU KIDDING M-\*BAM! Snowball's face gets smashed by an ice chunk\*

**Announcer:** Coiny and Spongy, you're the final two! So....... Spongy is the last one safe. Coiny is eliminated with 6 votes.

**Firey:** Goodbye, Coiny! HAHA!

**Coiny:** GRRRRRR-\*gets flung to the TLC\*

**Announcer:** Today's challenge is to bake treats. I’m one judge, Pin, a previously eliminated contestant is our second, and the magical die is our third. You have 30 minutes. GO!

(cut to Leafy)

**Eraser:** Um, hey Leafy! Why are you making such a *big* cake?

**Leafy:** So if anyone is having trouble making a treat themselves, I can *lend* some!

**Eraser:** Oh, so is it like you do it for me?

**Leafy:** Um, I guess?

**Eraser:** Good news Pen! Leafy is going to make us cakes!

**Leafy:** Well, that's not what I was planning for. So there's a price to pay!

\*Leafy takes out a jar full of cyanide pills\*

**Leafy:** Wha-? Oops, there's the jar I was looking for!

\*Leafy takes out a jar labeled 'Tip Jar'\*

**Leafy:** Pay up, boys! Minimum tip is five dollars.

**Eraser:** Oh, I don't have any money. \*turns to Pen\*

**Eraser:** Pen, you got some?

**Pen:** Mmm, here! \*takes out an ten dollar bill\*

**Pen:** I have ten dollars! That'll be enough!

**Leafy:** GRRRRR!

(A fast motion of everyone making their treats)

**Announcer:** *Boop! Judging time! First, Blocky.*

**Blocky:** Here’s my cake.

\*Blocky sets down his cake in front of the Announcer\*

**Announcer:**  *Ooh, chocolate cake.*

\*Announcer slices the cake in half and eats one half\*

**Announcer:** *Yum. 5/10.*

**Pin:** 1/10!

**Announcer:***\*rolls the die\* The die says 3/10*.

(TV shows that Blocky has a score of 9/10)

**Announcer:** *Bubble's turn.*

**Bubble**: Mine's a strawberry cupcake.

**Announcer:** *Good.*

\*Announcer slices the cake in half and eats one half\*

**Announcer:** *6/10.*

**Pin:** 8/10.

**Announcer:** *\*rolls the die\* The die says 0.5. Wait. TV can't show 19/10 because it doesn't show fractions more out of 10/10. So, we will switch 10 to 20. 19/20.*

(TV shows that Bubble has a score of 19/20)

**Bubble:** A little more than Blocky.

**Announcer:** Eraser.

\*Eraser dumps his cake next to the Announcer\*

**Announcer:** Strawberry again? But this time it's a cake. A strawberry cake. I won't eat it. I'll just give it 7/10.

**Pin:** 9/10.

**Eraser:** Yeah!

**Announcer:** The die says 0/10.

**Eraser:** Aw!

(TV shows that Eraser has a score of 16/20)

**Announcer:** Firey.

**Firey:** It's a blueberry pie and I baked it with my flames.

**Announcer:** You baked without the oven? That is an automatic 10 for effort.

**Pin:** 0/10!!!!!!!!!!

**Announcer:** The die picks 7/10.

(TV shows that Firey has a score of 17/20)

**Announcer:** Flower

**Flower:** I made this cake to celebrate me and how sexy I am!

**Announcer:** Rule 4000: Vain isn't allowed in the challenge. I give it 0/10.

**Pin:** Me too!

**Announcer:** So does the die.

**Flower:** No!

(TV shows Flower's score is zero out of 26)

**Announcer:** Golf Ball is next.

\*Golf Ball puts down her cake in front of the Announcer\*

**Golf Ball:** It's a rice cake.

**Announcer:** I don't like rice cakes. 3/10.

**Pin:** 2/10.

**Announcer:** Wow! The die says 10/10.

(TV shows Golf Ball's score is 15 out of 20)

(Title card: 10 minutes later..)

**Announcer:** OK. We're done. Let's compare the results.

(TV shows the ranks of each of the contestant's scores)

**Announcer:** So, the Bombcakers with a score of 635/700, wins. The Rough Blocks lost, So which one will go home? You choose. Voting ends in April 29, 2010