Furious Johnson

Furious Johnson is a dwarf monk with the Firebreathing Kittens.

## Characteristics

 Height: 4'6"

Age: 170

Weight: 190 lbs

Hair color: Strawberry Blonde

Skin color: Tanned & Weathered Caucasian

Eye color: Bright Blue

Outfit and Style: He is perfectly comfortable in nothing but a pair of Shiny Purple short-cut Breeches, and some cloth hand-wraps. He has a tendency to cover the rest of his not inconsiderably muscular frame in baby oil. His hair is cut short (for a dwarf) and styled in a Mohwak on top, with thick Mutton Chops and Moustache covering his face like some kind of Punk Farmer. Most recently come into a pair of Steel toe capped boots, which he's found are exceptionally useful for taking down (especially male) opponents in a single blow. He only has one tattoo, of his new Guild, but its subtly hidden away on his Left Butt Cheek, subtle at least... when he's not mooning someone.

Traits: He has a habit of quoting (or, more frequently, misquoting) sacred texts and proverbs in almost every situation and he especially idolizes one Pikel Bouldershoulder, another historical and well documented Dwarven follower of Mielikke, and constantly refers to Pikels deeds and teachings.

Ideal: Furious is charitable by nature. He means well, wants to do good by people and will always go out of his way to help someone in need.

Bond: He owes his life to his fellow Monk who found him as an infant in the reeds of a lake at the foot of a waterfall coming from a range of mist covered mountains.

Flaw: He is initially incredibly suspicious of strangers, although once convinced he will quickly act like your best friend, to get there in the first place, can be difficult.

Family members: None that he knows of. He knows he comes from somewhere, but he's never been able to backtrack to where.

## Background

Found by a wandering monk as a baby at the bottom of a waterfall pouring out of the mountains. The monk couldn't find his way back up the mountain to where the baby must have come, so took him on his journey home to the forest temple of Mielikke. He grew up in the temple making as best use of his time as he could. He was never adept at reading, or learning, but he still read a LOT! And some of that stuck, but mostly in a jumbled up confusion of misunderstandings and got-it-wrongs. But that's never stopped him from pulling out a quote he thinks is apt for the situation from the depths of his recollection. He's a particular fan of the only other dwarven acolyte of Mielikke he's heard of, Pikel Bouldershoulder and he attributes every vague soundbite in his head to Pikel. Aside from reading and the daily physical training of the monastery, he was often put on kitchen duty, and over the years became a dab hand at rustling up pretty tasty meals from whatever was available in the remote temples pantries. The trouble with it all is, his living in the sheltered temple buried the forest hasn't opened his mind to all that life has to offer. So, after 160-odd years of failing to pass his Acolyte exams, and having outlived almost every other Monk at the temple, the latest Abbot suggested Furious goes on a journey to 'Find Himself'. Its mostly an excuse to get rid of him. With that hot headed dwarven blood in his veins and his scholarly deficiencies being an easy target for the feistier younger monks, there were one to many 'Incidents' that disrupted the tranquility of the forest. So the temple was happy to see the back of him, although he doesn't know that, as far as he's concerned he's on his journey of discovery. And the last 5 or 6 years he's just been roaming the land doing the best he can, taking the rough with the smooth (including a brief stint in the Infernal Incarceratorium, from which to this day he is only one of a handful to have ever escaped. And he's still not entirely sure what he did to get put in there in the first place, but that's a whole nother story).

## Adventures

Mouse & Teapot: A Love Story

The Skaarzborroosh Redemption

Buxom Beauty on the Boozy Boat

The People's Prom