Cheemsburbger

> Ahhh “a doge getting eaten by cheems
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> A doge wile getting eaten alive

**Balltze a.k.a Cheems** is an infinite being that took the form of a giant Doge with a malevolent smirk. A god who transcended time and space within the r/dogelore universe. Although his appearances are limited, he is known for killing a man's girlfriend right in front of him and for consuming the man standing in front of the tanks in the Tiananmen Square protests of 1989, as well as the tanks.Cheemsburbger's motives and personality traits were unknow. He was born in trollface island as a troll. He was the best troll out there, rest in peace.

### Aliases

King cheems,Balltze,Lord cheems, Cheemslord, Cheemslord Supreme.Exe

### IQ

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

### Affiliation

Doge,Cheemson,Cheebs(younger brother) And Karen(ex wife)

## Physical description

### Eye color

Black

⠀Cheemsburbger's motives and personality traits were unknown. This powerful being inadvertently spawned his own religion, Cheemsburbism in which Cheemsburbger worshiping zealots making sacrifices to Cheemsburbger. For his various crimes he is currently wanted by all NATO members and is at the top of the CIA's wanted list. He is also known to edit his wiki page to make himself sound cooler than he really is because he is a pog boi. cheems also has raided the THEM.

## **Biography**

Cheems comes from an alternate timeline where he is that universe's equivalent of Doge. He was born to unknown parents and was abandoned in an alley. He was adopted by Steve, who is actually the God of Time in disguise!

In his universe, all-male life forms older than 121 must have to go through intense endurance tests in order to be normal beings.

 File:Cheemsburbger.png  In late 1245, Cheemsburbger, or just "Cheems", stormed once more r/dogelore, bringing with him death and destruction; people started recognizing him as a true character, feeding him power, thus strengthening him even more. Even though he is one of the closest relatives of Satan himself, people started to think of him as a funny and cute character in the Lore, but they know little about his true intentions.

Perhaps that prophecy is true, and the time is drawing close.

Another theory is that Cheemsburbger was able to continuously consume this universe using a time loop, so he may never run out of food..

Cheems is unfortunately going through a state of betrayal and sadness as he has found out that he can not fly if he covers himself in oil and stands out in the rain. He stood out in the rain with a tear in his eye and eternal pain inside of him, while stating "not work..."

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## Cheems arc

In late 2019, Cheems returned in a series where he was in a school environment and proceeded to kill the staff and others who stood in his almighty wrath. Eventually, however, he was confronted by Tommy. A special-ed doge who tried to convince Cheems that his actions were wrong. This resulted in Cheems attacking Tommy and ripping his paw off. However, this caused Cheems to be scorned by his comrades who all turn on him, declaring him a Normie. (Except loafe, who as we all know bathes in the suffering of all.) The series is currently on hold, teasing the return of a now vengeful Tommy. This series was not named by the person who wrote this part and they should die in the hell realm.

Cheems was loved by the community after this series and other Cheems posts started cropping up. This lead to a massive uprising of popularity, not too dissimilar to the rise of Walter a few months earlier, but waltr is stupid so who cares.

Recently posts have been appearing showing Cheems going through speech therapy for his speech impediment. The therapy works sometimes, and at times Cheems reaches a mode more powerful than anything or anyone can ever be. Cheems is an almighty god whom not to be reconned with at that time. Except for a person from another universe whos power rivals even the likes of Godsuper Cheems at his best. The only dog to ever combat that level.

There is said that after these events Cheems went into hiding for a full year and a half, but eye witness reports say that he was just destroying universes and the such. One of the universes he is said to have destroyed is one with his alternate cyborotic body Ch-33Mz. Once Ch-33Mz body was damaged his personality changed and started collection lots of power from exploded stars.
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## Godsuper arc

In another universe, another Cheems than the Cheems that we know and love came to help Cheems over his speech impediment. It is soon revealed that the Cheems we love can fully get rid of his speech impediment, but it is near to impossible. When Cheems got rid of his speech impediment for 9999 minutes and concentrates he becomes a Cheems he labeled as Godsuper. His power is rivaled that to a version of his great-grandson in an alternate universe, who is yet to be made. It is said in a prophecy that his grandson will revert to a land of evil. In the prophecy, his grandson harnesses the power of Steve who is senile and gives him his powers, unknowing the consequences. He is said to not know the prophecy existed.

His grandson is said to be named Sheems, but as it is foretold it is a story from an ancient scroll forged from what is said to be heaven. No one believes in this prophecy, but if it does happen Cheems is prepared for that fatal day. Cheems can now destroy universes at his level. Cheems, as he realized what he must do, turned for the good.

The final battle happens in a universe 0.5 light doges away. Cheems starts traveling there to kill his great grandson, and with the powers of Steve, who he contacted once again, helped him by traveling into the future. Cheems abandoned his speech impediment for 10 hours a day before the battle, so he was prepared. The battle lasted for 3 weeks. Cheems, who was in critical condition, was healed by focusing all his power and healed himself. Cheems was soon in an epic showoff, and he figured how to steal Sheems power, and defeated him once and for all. He realized how powerful he was, then we abandoned the stupid name that is Godsuper Cheems, as he realized with his gained powers that it is edgy.

Cheems soon figured out how to get rid of his speech impediment for almost 3 years at a time. Cheems is now able to destroy a whole system of galaxies but is using his newfound power for good. He turned himself in for the war crimes he committed, killed his great grandson in different universes. Repaired the neighboring planets and returned life to the ones that have lost it. Cheems is still not able to get rid of his speech impediment forever.

## The Sheems-33Mz Alliance arc

After Ch-33Mz collection of power, Ch-33Mz seeked out the Sheemsbablies cults all over the universe, still broken from the failure of Project EndCheems, seeked out an allie to again revive Sheems to kill his great-grandfather. But this time they realized they could make Sheems extremely powerful by making him a half dog half cyborg being. Ch-33Mz then arrived at Sheem's stronghold which shocked the fallen tyrants disheveled body. Ch-33Mz revealed that he could have Sheems Godsuper like his great grandfather. Desperately wanting him dead, he accepted.

All the other times Cheems was prepared for an ambush. But this time he was locked up in a cosmic prison, which made it much harder for him prepare. Cheems also didn't know about the plan this time which would also be very bad. Although he still had his friends, which of who could help him break out of prison. He used telepathy to connect to Walter almost daily, and Walter soon heard of Sheems-33Mz. But on the call with his friend, Sheems ambushed and severely injured Walter. Cheems, in a pit of rage, went Godsuper and went to fight Sheems. But he very soon learned he was very outmatched. Standing infront of him was Godsuper Sheems. While panicking, he teleported to a planet. Surprisingly the planet he teleported to was the planet Steve was born on. He realized that he could quickly learn the powers of a Time God to use to his advantage.

After going back in time a few years by help with one of the Time God's, he employed a Time God and a Space God to teach him how to control time and space. If he learns how to control this he can be above Godsuper. God Cheems, the ultimate being, is said to have destroyed the megaverse, a multiverse with multiple multiverses. Usually, Godsuper didn't have a time limit, but with God Cheems he does. So he is going to have to be quick on defeating the cyborg and his great grandchild. Meanwhile, in the present, Ch-33Mz suggests that if him and Sheems combine bodies, even with a major power boost, his grandfather could never win. Sheems says that he'll sleep on the idea.

Cheems arrives back to the present, going to his great grandson. But his great grandson has already came to him, and has been stalking out where he last disappeared. Sheems is shown with 2 cyborg arms, and with head gear that resembles a scouter from Dragon Ball Z. Cheems immediately goes to his god form once he sees Sheems, just like Sheems went to godsuper. Cheems engages into conflict, seemingly there's nothing he could do, and in a pit of rage unlocks a new form, above Godsuper or God. Cheems Red is unleashed. Though a very basic name, it is named that cause while in God form his surrounded by a red aura and has most his body turn from a yellowish color to crimson red.

While building up his strength, Cheems Red slices the fabric of time and space itself, throwing Sh-33mz in and sealing him up forever. When doing that everyone ever who knew about Sheems and Ch-33Mz, forgot about them completely with their names being rid of the universe, reversing the cult that was the Sheemsbablies. Though it seems like the end for Sheems and Ch-33Mz, in some universe where he can reopen the fabric will make the memory of Sheems come back to all Sheemsbablies. While in his Sh-33Mz state he is weak and unable to do so, but with this arms the possibility of the tyrant coming back is still a chance.

## Alternate Alternate reality

In an alternate universe, Cheems has become the ultimate being. Let's start at the beginning. Cheems, as we know them, have a speech impediment, but in this universe, he does not. You may be saying, "How do you get to this alternate universe?" Well, it's usually patched out in the newest patch every 72 hours. The current unpatched glitch is to shoot a flat-screen Samsung CRT TV with armor-piercing rounds 32349.015 times. If you do this correctly, you will clip out of reality into the backrooms. But don't be afraid, we are going to clip out of the backrooms by simply going sideways through a randomly selected corner. After clipping out of the backrooms, you will fall for around 2 minutes, until reaching the speed of light and going into an alternate universe. Now back to the story. In this universe, Cheems was even more powerful and was born in the place of Jesus. Him being more powerful than before means that he could simply think about crushing the universe and have it happen. He was also eternal; this made him be praised by everyone everywhere, in any galaxy. But then tragedy struck. When another █████████ came into the town Cheems was staying in, they fought. During this battle █████████ had destroyed Cheems, bringing down the tyrant forever in that universe.

## Hunting Practices

 File:Skamtebord.png  Although Cheemsburbger is an almighty being, he prefers to use camouflage to prevent detection while he hunts. While hunting humans one time, he disguised himself as a "fellow kid" by dressing up in cool clothes and using a Skamtebord as his mode of transportation, allowing him to achieve unfathomable speeds. To the right is a rare photo of Cheemsburbger in his human disguise.

## The End

In not Cheems, Cheemsburbger killed about 50,000 Cheemers and another 10,000 Dogers. Little Cheem-seekers shot and killed many Cheemers. The Doge military had to step in. Cheems made a peace treaty with Doge and all the Cheemers and Cheems himself moved to the Alternate Alternate Universe and the Dogers stayed on Dogeplanet. It is rumored Cheems will come when Steve dies and become the emperor doge.

## **References**

**[1]The Doge Universe Part 1: Let There Be Light![2]The Doge Uverse Part 2: Banished**

**Doge: Cheemsburbger:**

**- Part 1: He Arrives**

**- Part 2: National Emergency**

**- Part 3: The Battle of Sloog City**

**- Part 4: He grows**

**- Part 5: Global Emergency**

**- Part 6: The Launch**

**- Part 7: The Beginning of the End**

**- Part 8: The End**

### Trivia:

* Cheemsburbger is considered a threat to society, however it is not legal to kill him, as he could easily destroy the universe in a fit of rage.
* Cheemsburbger has the ability to fly, making him the most dangerous air-bourne creature.
* He is the leading cause of death in the following countries: Pakistan, America, India, Brazil, and France.
* Russia is currently building multiple bunkers, designed to hide in during major Cheemsburbger attacks.
* Cheemsburbger will continue to evolve and change form every time he devoured lesser beings, giving him DNA to change his form and adapt.
* Cheems has used mustard gas to kill both alah and jesus.
* can sell burbger withot get scard
* killd god
* fought godzilla(find his wiki page here:https://dogelore.fandom.com/wiki/Godzilla?so=search)