Thinking things through at Sugarcube Corner

(The next scene shows daytime at Sugarcube Corner the gang are In their booth Micro Chips and Twilight look things through on their tablets Big Macintosh is reading a newspaper Cheerilee and Rarity are just minding their business Rainbow Dash is reading a sports magazine Sunset is just writing to Twilight Sparkle Applejack has her chair turned around and sits like she always does Fluttershy and Sandalwood are just sitting there Adagio and Aria are just texting on their phones the Cutie Mark Crusaders are chatting Flash is jamming to his guitar and Luna is just taping her finger on the table)

Sandalwood:Like this is so boring. What are we suppose to do if we can't solve mysteries?

Sci-Twi:Don't worry Sandalwood we wanna solve crimes too.

Big Macintosh:A'course there's some things that haven't changed.

(Cuts to a pile of sandwiches)

Snails:Forty one, forty two.(We pull back to see the sandwich tower stack)42 sandwiches? (Does a laugh like Shaggy Rogers)I bet I can eat them in 42 seconds!

(Cuts to Spike)

Spike:41!

(Cuts to the gang)

Luna:And of course there's also some other things.

(Cuts to Sonata and Pinkie Pinkie towers up cupcakes)

Pinkie Pie:(OS)Forty one forty two.(Pulls back)42 cupcakes? (Does a Shaggy Rogers laugh as well)I bet I can eat them in 42 seconds!

(Cuts to Sonata)

Sonata:41!

(Back to the gang)

Applejack:Well I don't know about y'all but I'm a-itchin for a mystery.

Flash:But we don't have a mystery to solve.

(They think about it cuts to Cheerilee)

Cheerilee:Maybe we solved them all.

(Newsreport comes on)

Reporter:Eye witnesses reported seeing a mysterious ghost like creature floating through the scene promising horrible doom and destruction to all on lookers.

(Cuts to Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara)

Diamond Tiara:My dad says that Rich's Barnyard Bargens is being haunted by a beast called the Bargen Beast.

Silver Spoon:I hear that there's this ghost fisherman without it's head called the Headless Fisherman it's haunting the lakes near Camp Everfree.

(Cuts to the gang they hear Derpy Hooves talking to Bulk Biceps)

Derpy:(OS)It's true.(Cuts to them)The Monstrous Muffin goes around the old haunted bakery threatening to turn anyone into a muffin.

Bulk:Whoa. And here's something the coach said. He says that the old gym is being haunted by a ghost called the Fit Phantom. It's the ghost of an old workout guy who's ghost died due to an accident with the exercise equipment.

(Cuts to Wallflower Blush and Juniper Montage)

Wallflower:I hear the beach is being haunted by a seaweed monster called the Seaweed Covered Ghost.

Juniper:That's nothing I hear the archeological site at the aztec ruins is being haunted by a ghostly aztec king called the Aztec Ghost. And the old ski lodge is haunted by the Abominable Snowman Ghost and the old dairy farm is being haunted by the Chedder Cheese Ghost. And the old abandon carnival is haunted by the Cotton Candy Ghost. And I hear the old JellO pudding factory is haunted by a JellO Chocolate Pudding Monster.

Wallflower:I heard that too.

(Cuts to Trixie)

Trixie:(To her band)And the Dark Magician is said to haunt the old abandon magic palace.

(Back to the gang)

Sci-Twi:Eleven mysteries.

Big Macintosh:Well y'all it looks like we got an embarrassment of riches.

(Mrs. Cake comes over ready to take an order Snails Spike and Winona come over with Pinkie and Sonata)

Snails:Duh nope!

Pinkie Pie:Another round of cupcakes Mrs. Cake.

Mrs. Cake:Ok Pinkie Pie. Anything for you all?

Spike:I'll take the liver flavored cupcakes.

Winona:Me too.

Snails:Anyway. As I was saying. We have solved a *lot* of mysteries. The Ghost Ketchup. A ketchup bottle that was an old costume. From now on the only mysteries I'm interested is what's for lunch.

Sci-Twi:But Snails.

Snails:No buts! We've been to every haunted house, park and carnival! North, South, East and West of the Mississippi!

(Cuts to Spike)

Spike:Plus the Mississippi.

(Back to them)

Snails:Oh yeah. The Riverboat Wraith.

(Mrs Cake comes back over)

Mrs Cake:And what about you Sonata? A taco?

Sonata:That and a corn beef sandwich with mustard and pickles.

Snails:Lots of pancakes for me. And a slice of chocolate cake and a tuna melt and a juicy double cheeseburger a double decker sandwich with lettuce tomatoes and cheese one hamburger one chill burger and one chill cheeseburger and like two pieces of German chocolate layer cake for me to shuffle like a deck of cards and a giant hamburger with pickles mayo and tomato well-done and smothered with black bean dip and a siamese chili dog heavy on the onions cooked Cajun style.

Spike:I'll have what they're having.