Klaus Lindström

Insanity Guard

**Klaus Lindström** is a swedish person, later on cyborg and founding member of the Insanity Guard. His relation to Ernst Lindström is vague, yet to be mapped out, his relation to Nick as of 2787 is unconfirmed.

## **History**

### **1839**

**Klaus** accumulating himself a reputation of a kind, sometimes humble and charming person have resulted in him being highly popular among the Sami people in Lappland. He himself have denied anything about him being popular, and continued on to preserve the tribal traditions and use of magic of the Sami people, as he was doing it since he was 9 years old. He was doing it for a long enough time for him to be considered a holy person, a title that none of the abrahamic religions wanted to formerly recognize, despite **Klaus**' exceptional ability of being able to communicate in languages he was not even taught in, was easily able to cure any sort of illnesses, stood at the height of 7'9 feet, or 236 centimeters, was also able to communicate with plants and animals. **Klaus** himself later on was interested in the fact if he was holy or not, and to figure it out, he embarked on a ridiculously long journey to Upskalle in Finland, walking in 40 centimeters of snow on average. When he arrived into the village, a man claimed that he was able to see him, leaving **Klaus** to wonder if the man was blind, drunk or both. Once he arrived to the temple, many of the priests have mistaken him for an unholy being, due to the fact that as soon as they looked on him, they began to feel uneasy, resulting in them splashing holy water on **Klaus**, whose skin in result have melted away, due to the holy water. It was his first moment in his life where he was hurt and the first moment he seen violence. In response, he burned the entirety of Upskalle down, which was in vain, as not long after his departure from the village, a volcano emerged in the area. In his rage, during the course of 4 months, he approximately killed 100 thousand zombies and all of the Sami people that was residing in Sweden. His family, whom were not aware of his existence, instantly became ashamed of him, and denounced him as a member of the Lindström family. In response, **Klaus** have killed Victoria Lindström, claiming that she was adopted, and not bound to the family by blood, then, he left Sweden, and travelled to greenlandic town of Nuuk, where he have met Rusgarisch, Vengiyrbol, Zerbzihk and Izizigh as they made they way to high school. In Nuuk, he was seeking after the death of several of his family members, however as he deemed Sweden to be too dangerous, he have found it important to move to Nuuk. However, not knowing much about his family tree, he decided to look forwards divine help in the recovering of his family tree.

### **1841**

After 2 years, even with divine assistance, **Klaus** was unable to trace ancestry any further than tibetan hunter-gatherers that have lived in -25000, however, during his work, he came across the fact that the divine being that helped him considered Nick as his ancestor, which extremely confused him, as being an expert in history, and at the time according to historical records, Nick had no children, therefore **Klaus** being a descendant of him remained unconfirmed, and probably would be unconfirmed for an extremely long amount of time, as going past -25000 has proven too difficult for him, and due to his sometimes stubborn nature, he refused any form of help. What he was extremely surprised by at the end, was the fact that he was able to map out an approximate amount of 5300 alive family members, that extends out to 3rd cousins. He also was quickly able to arm himself. He, then travelled back to Sweden to hunt down the majority of his family down, out of revenge, as they have denounced him as a member of it. Due to no one being aware of him returning to Sweden, his family members suspected nothing, up until the point where suddenly 32 of them have disappeared without any explanation, but even then they were unable to pin it down on **Klaus**. **Klaus** himself was extremely satisfied with the results, however he also was aware of the fact that he is unable to keep up the pace, as the rest of his family members might leave Sweden, which would make searching after them difficult, meaning he had to act with haste. Haste, he didn't have. He was able to take down 11 members of his family before many of the rest decided to pack their things and scatter across the world, making the search after them more difficult, and resulting **Klaus** to have an enormous killing spree, fueled by rage, which have resulted in the death of 230 thousand zombies and 100 thousand ordinary people. Many people in France have started to see him as the second coming of Cyril Durand, french national hero who have completely freed France from zombies. **Klaus** have however finally adapted to what people have said to him 2 years ago, and finally was able to consider himself a holy man, carrying out the will of the gods. Though, he was unable to accept the fact that he was defeated, by just simply having a big distance from him, which in time, have angered him more, resulting not caring anymore about killing family members, but to just kill everyone, who he sees and is human.

### **1845**

**Klaus**, now residing in the Far West, have found himself in Ottawa, he came across a group of people, whom were claiming to be "undead right advocates". Due to witnessing the sheer amount of stupidity, and still feeling the need to kill, he killed the "undead right advocates", himself being unsure if what he did was correct, but something in the back of his mind have told him that what he did is the best for everyone else's braincells. He felt exhausted, however, as the last known alive member of his family was found in Ottawa, he had to finish what he had started. At the time **Klaus** became feared through the remaining part of his family and its friends, and their friends. He was feared by an approximate amount of 101453 people. Him not being aware of it, and him believing in what is he doing is for the greater good, he, without hesitation, have knocked on the door on the Lindström Residence in Ottawa, he first have burned down the entire garden, including the backyard and the area around the house, before knocking again. To his surprise, at least 3 slaves have opened door before him. He pushed the slaves aside and pointed his bolt action rifle at 7 year old Seth Lindström, with bayonet affixed, but each shot he have shot, have miraculously missed, despite him pointing exactly at the head. Out of nowhere, a bright light appears out of nowhere. Once the bright light disintegrated, **Klaus** have seen a gigantic human eyeball speaking to him, whom have claimed to be "God". He explained that his rampage must be over, and his hatred to be quelled, as it is interfering with his plans. **Klaus**, having no choice, he left the Lindström Residence, however is hatred was becoming ever more increasing, and was looking forwards for more ways to look forwards revenge. In enough time, he was overwhelmed with hatred and stress enough, that they were showing physical signs, which have further resulted in the development in both mental and physical illnesses. In many places, his skin was failing, as if he had first, second, third and fourth degree burns. His eye color have shifted from blue to red. His hair color shifted from black to blonde. This unknown disease of his, if it is a disease, also resulted in significant hair length and strength enhancement, resulting in his hair having the tensile strength of tungsten. His hair was also was long enough to be able to tickle his ankles. He travelled back to Sweden, to finish off everyone in Lappland, as he believes in that the reason behind the appearance of his curse may happened because of the people living in Lappland. He, ever so stressful and hateful, was able to kill 10 thousand people within half an hour. He later on realized that he had the bite force of 15000 PSI. At one point, someone asked him about why is he doing it, he answered with that because he has to, and people deserve to see the monster that they have created.

### **1848**

**Klaus** have heard the news of the massive revolution wave that is beginning to sweep across Europe, making him wonder if people have set their priorities straight, as zombies are still a force to be reckoned with. He travelled to the Far West, more specifically, to the northern part, even more specifically to the city of Ogden in Utah. There, he have hired a group of mercenaries to round up some of the locals and hold them against a wall. Once it was done, **Klaus** have held them for a ransom, asking for it directly from the government, however, divisions near the city of Ogden have entered it, but before doing so, **Klaus** and the mercenaries he hired have positioned themselves, knowing that the position they have picked, was extremely disadvantageous by any means. Despite their disadvantages, he and the mercenaries were quickly able to obliterate the US Army divisions, however, later, **Klaus** have murdered the mercenaries and the rounded up locals, then have ran off to tell the fake tale of american soldiers terrorizing newly founded city, and being the last one alive to tell the tale. The majority of the people whom have heard the story have accepted it as truth, but **Klaus'** survival was deemed a bit unrealistic. He later on would join a group of settlers looking forwards to settle down in the area, which is known as the "Wild West", known for it's reputation of deadly bandits, unwelcoming landscape and native american tribes and villages placed geographically in the worst places possible. He used this opportunity to massacre down native americans, with no known reason that is imaginable by humans, with the exception of clearing the way for future settlements. He ended up, this year only, to kill an estimated amount of 1.25 million native americans. Many have regarded him as a mass murderer, others have considered his genocide beneath notice, as they have seen a potential in wild western lands, mainly in terms of agriculture. However, when the settlers began settling down, he released a type of gas that would make someone frenzied, attacking anything alive on sight. He himself accidentally inhaled the gas, ending up cutting down a forest in a 67 square kilometer radius, including killing everything in it, including bacteria. Due to unknown reasons, the ground have collapsed, turning into a sinkhole in the area, where the forest were cut down. Out of the sinkhole, zombies started to crawl out, presumably thanks to the exposure of air, indicating virus mutation, as up until to this point, the virus that made people to be zombies were only spreading through bite.