Pike Lore Timeline

Wondrous Cinematic Universe Timeline for Universe A-231

OLD REPUBLIC ERA

Whatever comes before the Meta Wars is
considered Universe A-001 Lore and ‘Primordial History’

Pike enters the MetaNerdz Discord as an
immigrant, opening a grape stand

Pike finds Kim Jong Un rummaging through the
dumpster at the back of his stand

The MetaNerdz begin an expansionist policy and attempt to
invade the EckshartLadder Realm.

The MetaNerdz split into two political camps
after numerous internal problems.

Pike begins rallying in the streets of Coruscant
a third alternative faction, the Pike Rebellion. OP Durge and Sergei are among
the first members.

The Pike Rebellion exponentially grows in size,
the Alts join as well.

Umbrella is reformed in the Rebellion.

The MetaNerdz are revealed to be the
orchestrators of the conflict, the MetaTyrants form.

Pike begins rallying many members to his cause
after this revelation, many war veteran councils and soldier battalions join up
with the new United Republic.

-       The UR begin an extensive guerrilla war against
the MetaTyrants, but the UR are severely outgunned.

The UR’s ideals of peace and freedom swell and
inspire their ranks, and thousands of new members allow for a fully organized
war on the MetaTyrants.

The MetaTyrant's chief general, Tom Hanks, is captured in a daring mission by Rebel Special Forces, he is then tortured and interrogated until he defects to the Rebel Cause, weakening the MetaTyrant's Military.

After six months of fighting, Coruscant falls to
the Republic who quickly establish a new body of government on the planet. The
MetaTyrants unconditionally surrender, and a form a newer and more peaceful
MetaNerdz discord.

Pike’s new government is tumultuous at best, a
separatist state forms lead by rogue General Piano called the Tang Rebellion.

The UR fights the Tang Rebellion against General Piano
and his army, Orga appears around this time and is used in numerous raids and
invasions on Tang outposts.

Piano’s base on Mustafar is exposed by Sergei,
causing the remaining Tang forces regrouped there to be incinerated by a
nuclear bombardment.

The UR’s shaky government continues establishing
itself, but civil unrest is still dwelling and numerous factions begin forming.

The First Civil War begins but quickly ends in
the streets of Coruscant and Coreilla.

The Celestials join forces with the UR, but the
Son is manipulated by Albert Wesker to send Blood Tea to Orga.

Orga destroys 95 percent of the UR’s Military
during his rampage, severely weakening the UR.

Due to the Republic being militarily crushed, a
string of civil conflicts, wars, and strife begin. – The Great Anarchy begins.

Many factions fight each other and the remnants
of the UR in an all out brawl.

Star Wars Central is formed by Sim Aloo, a
former Republic senator.

The Jedi, although in hiding, record the current
events.

The Alt Faction is created by Agent Smith,
consisting of purely Alt Forces.

The Republic Remnant loses Coruscant to the Alts
whom establish an interim government.

The Alt Government is immediately under attack
on all fronts.

SWC Forces try an assault into major Mid Rim
planets, using planetary blockades to starve Alt positions.

The corporation Hyperion absorbs the remnants of
Umbrella, but their forces and influence in the Galaxy are soon driven out by
the Alt Government.

The Alt Government begins cracking and
collapsing as the Alt Military Junta begins fighting amongst each other.

SWC’s own Civil War begins between extremist
revolutionaries and Tribe War Conservatives.

The Civil War in SWC ends with a Revolutionary
victory and new interim government, that promptly collapses in a few days and
is absorbed by numerous warlords.

The Great Anarchy begins taking a toll due to
literally no laws being imposed on most planets in the Universe, constant
mass-death, genocide, and war among warlords is common.

The Republic Remnants try and retake Coruscant
but fail.

Potatoman appears at this time.

The UR struggles to regain a foothold, with no
clear leader the Republic Remnant fights among itself.

Around this time, Konstantin Rodzaevsky and his brother Nicholas II arrive in the Galaxy, brining with them their large Paramilitary force, which assists the Republic in restoring order to the galaxy.

Pike returns after 20 years to the Galaxy
mysteriously, and retakes his throne on the UR.

The UR begin mustering troops and equipment in
the Outer Rim to retake the Galaxy.

The Great Anarchy ascends into its final and
more important stage.

Alt forces rejoin the UR, but anarchist troops
and warlords try and halt Pike’s ‘Long March to Coruscant’, the UR’s campaign
to power through the Galactic fronts and retake Coruscant.

The Republic suffers numerous casualties, but
they have a savior in Sim Aloo, who has garnered the support of many
megacorporations and their fleets and droids, who majorly assist the Republic, and Konstantin Rodzaevsky, whose Milita Forces make up the bulk of Pike's Army.

The Battle for Coruscant begins between the
Warlord Council and United Republic.

The Republic retakes Coruscant.

The Great Anarchy wanes down.

The Great Anarchy ends, with Emperor Pike, Sergei, and Konstantin Rodzaevsky restoring order to the Galaxy and rebuilding the Government.

EMPIRE ERA

The Republic is reformed into an Empire to
prevent more anarchy and have a strong centralized government.

Remnants of the Anarchy remain, anarchists and
warlord forces on Jakku initiate a military coup.

The Jakkuian Anarchists are disintegrated after
their leadership is killed in a Pike Empire drone strike.

The revelation of the omniverse is revealed to
Pike.

The Tara Drama Begins.

The angel Michael gets into a weird romance
plotline no one liked.

Talion/Celebrimbor, along with Rycus Kilran,
appear during this time.

Morgoth returns during this time period, and
secretly makes an army in the Outer Rim.

The Morgoth Wars begin, with Morgoth's forces taking portions of the Outer Rim, but with few in the Core Worlds noticing.

The Golden Age forges the Pike Empire into one
of the most prosperous nation-states in the universe.

The Pike Empire establish their new capital on
Earth, making St. Petersburg their capital, at the recommendation of Tsar Konstantin.

Mao Zedong and his legions attempt a coup on
Pike’s government in the Maoist Revolution, but fail, even with backup from
Sauron and the Great Spiders.

Vladimir Makarov, a lieutenant in the Armed
Forces, forms the Freikorps, a militia in the Pike Empire.

The Freikorps manages to destroy the Great
Spider nest.

A more militarist ultranationalist political
party in the Pike Empire is revealed to be a front for some old Warlords, is discovered and forcibly dissolved.

A new era of peace dawns on the Pike Empire.

ASCENSION ERA

Morgoth’s forces are sighted throughout the
universe by numerous factions, the Pike Empire sends agents to investigate but
they never return.

The Alts and Pike Empire have a tenuous
relationship at best, the political situation is slowly deteriorating.

Agent Smith is hacked by Morgoth and attempts to
coup the government, but fails.

The Vessel/Kim Jong Un returns.

The Vessel is taken over by Morgoth’s spirit,
allowing for the Dark Lord to return to the universe.

Morgoth’s armies secure Coruscant and at least
three other galaxies in a surprise invasion.

Emperor Pike leads his loyalists in an
insurrection situated in Konstantin's Bunker in Siberia.

The Morgoth War truly begins.

Terri Pike, heir to the throne of the Empire and
prophecised destroyer of Morgoth, is sought by Pike’s men.

Pike’s troops return to their old enemies, now
neutral, MetaNerdz discord to find her.

Zog, a disciple of Morgoth, attacks the
MetaNerdz city and sacks it, but fails to find Terri first.

With Terri, Pike launches an assault in
conjunction with Harbinger’s Reapers and Konstantin's Russians on the Dark Plains, Morgoth’s new forged
realm in Coruscant.

The attack succeeds and Morgoth is beheaded, Zog
retreats to Hell.

The Pike Empire begins negotiations for an
alliance with the SWC Remnant, led by Nute Gunray.

Due to internal factors, the Remnant collapses
before talks could ever conclude.

Zog’s agents begin retrieving Morgoth’s body
parts and gather them.

The Alts and their Voting Bloc in the Imperial
Parliament deny any resolution to investigate the war crimes of Cutler Beckett
during his War on Piracy.

The Human-Covenant war extends to the SW Galaxy,
the Pike Empire is contacted and asked to assist on the side of the UNSC.
Secretly, the Alts make dealings with the Covenant.

Zog succeeds in his goal of reviving Morgoth,
but Morgoth dies, killed again by Terri, while Zog is assumed KIA.

Morgoth’s son Sauron, makes an ambitious deal with
Hades in the sewers of Pike City on Coruscant.

The Dark Empire is slowly forming out of the
ashes of the Confederacy of Communist Alts.

The Vessel’s new personalities are being
revealed to citizens of the Empire.

The Pike Empire rebuilds 50 percent of what it
lost in the Great Anarchy and consecutive conflicts.

Douglas MacArthur appears at this time as a
five-star general, exiled by the US Government for his radical ideas.

MacArthur brings his fleet of Helicarriers to
the Pike Empire, stolen from S.H.I.E.L.D, along with a large portion of the U.S. Military, loyal to him.

The Dark Empire grows in power, accumulating
more member-states and resources.

Titan faces a population crisis around this time.

APOCALYPSE ERA

Sergei and Wesker disappear for an elongated
period of time off the face of the Universe, while Tsars Konstantin and Nicholas return to their own Empire to rebuild.

Warlord Remnants led by Hermann Goring begin a
bombing campaign on the Empire.

Orga and a crack team of elite Pike Soldiers
begin hunting down Goring’s forces across the Galaxy, ceaselessly chasing
them and destroying them at every turn while sustaining heavy losses.

The Dark Empire officially declares itself, and
begins a massive expansionist movement, taking entire galaxies and universes.
One of these universes is the Video-Game Realm, which angers ‘Game Central’ (The
Universal Empire).

The Dark Imperial Parliament is dominated by an
Orb of Corruption, a relic of dark magic created by Hades.

Sauron plots secretly against Hades.

The Dark Empire is now extremely powerful, controlling more than a dozen Galaxies.

The War of Darkness begins.

The Battle of Naboo, one of the bloodiest battles
in the war, results in the Gravemind betraying the Dark Empire. Of course the
Flood is promptly wiped out by the Dark Empire.

Due to Gravemind’s betrayal, Hades is exiled to
Oblivion and Cutler Beckett is the new Altmaster/Dark Emperor.

Rycus Kilran calls upon Asgard to battle the
Dark Empire, but even their forces are insufficient to stop the enemy advance.

The Core World Sieges begins.

Finally, the war’s tide begins turning via the
Video-Game League and thousands of other factions in Dark Imperial occupation
beginning to rebel and opening new fronts in the war, along with the arrival of Konstantin's Armies.

The war grinds into a new theater, as the Heroic
Coalition, a group of self-described heroes, begin raiding Dark Imperial
factory worlds.

The Video-Game League are nearly destroyed when
General Grievous assaults their space station. They are narrowly saved by UE
and Pike Forces but sustain great casualties they still haven’t recovered from.

The Coalition of Free States is formed between
the Pike Empire, Videogame League, Heroic Coalition, New Russian Empire, and several dozens of
smaller factions and empires.

The Dark Empire sends a Tripod Army to take
Coreilla, one of their last offensives in the Core Worlds. It works for a few
weeks, until reinforcements from the Coalition of Free States arrive.

The CFS begin the ‘Great Counteroffensive’ masterminded
by General Douglas MacArthur against Dark Imperial Troops.

After facing Smiths, Maoists, Laotians,
Decepticons, Droid Armies, Stormtroopers, Illuminati Footmen, and much much
more, the CFS manage to begin puncturing holes in the seemingly unstoppable
Dark Imperial Defensive Line.

Asgardian forces destroy a Dark Imperial Star
Forge.

The war lags into a stalemate, as neither side
is able to fully defeat the other.

The Neo-United Republic forms due to mass
dissatisfaction against Emperor Pike’s policy to continue the war, numerous
military brigades and politicians secede to form this new separatist state. Sim Aloo is killed by Dark Imperial Forces while trying to mediate relations between the two factions.

The Dark Lord Sauron and his armies begin
pressuring the NUR from the outside.

Many members of Bail Organa’s government, begin
selling out to the Dark Empire.

Sauronic forces overwhelm NUR defenses.

Sauron himself personally kills Bail Organa.

The Dark Imperial Parliament begin swelling with
mass dissatisfaction with the war’s affect on their resources and profits.

The Parliament breaks into all-out civil war, as
the Orb of Corruption is destroyed by Pike in a secret mission.

The Dark Imperial Civil War collapses the Dark
Empire’s war effort, allowing the CFS to begin driving numerous stakes through
Dark Imperial Systems.

Sauron unites a large number of Dark Imperial
assets to his cause, the Sauronic Darkness forms and strikes back against the
CFS.

Sauron’s plan to use a Superlaser Station to
destroy the remnants of the CFS fails due to the efforts of Talion and
Celebrmbor.

Eru and Morgoth’s spirits banish Sauron to the
Halls of Mandos.

The Dark Empire collapses at the seams, Supreme
Leader Woke uniting the Remnants.

The Jedi Warlord Wars occur soon after the War of
Darkness ends.

The Jedi Warlord Wars conclude themselves within
five months of fighting.

The Pike Empire enters a new Golden Age and
reforms the United Republic.

Tsar Konstantin and Princess Terri secretly fall in love, despite Terri being promised to marry Dane Oleg.

RUSSIAN-PIKE SPLIT

The 9th United Republic struggles to
establish itself.

Emperor Pike discovers that Terri and Konstantin are in love, and the two flee Coruscant together. Emperor Pike then cuts off all ties with the New Russian Empire, and begins a mass propaganda campaign, painting Konstantin and the Tsars as evil, and removing all of their heroic deeds from the records.

Konstantin and Terri marry while in hiding on Naboo. Skeletor, a known criminal and former associate of Konstantin's, leaks the whereabouts of Konstantin and Terri to the Dark Empire. Zog goes to their villa and kills Terri, but Konstantin flees.

Konstantin travels to Narina and kills the White Witch, assuming control over the land, but the Dark Empire is on his tail, destroying his armies and capturing him, cloning him 1,000,000 times.

Konstantin and his Clone Army quickly defect from the Dark Empire, attempting numerous conquests and campaigns that all fail, eventually Emperor Pike and Skeletor trap Konstantin and his remaining clones in the Smithsonian Museum. The final battle was bloody, with General Orga dying in the process, but Konstantin also perished, though some believed he lived, and simply left the known universe in his depression over losing Terri.

With the death, or disappearance of Konstantin, the New Russian Empire begins to falter under Nicholas's rule, and eventually Joseph Stalin launches a Communist uprising against the Tsar, easily winning the war and founding the Union of Soviet Socialist Planets.

THE PURGATORY ERA

Emperor Pike seemingly dies, the UR is turned
to an Imperial interim state led by Oliver West, a Dark Imperial spy.

Russian soldiers disenfranchised by the new Russophobia in the Pike Empire and the weak leadership under Nicholas II defect to General Pyotr "Nemets" Wrangel and his Olive Garden corporate backers, who offered the soldiers unlimited breadsticks.

With an army and corporate backing, Nemets began to launch mass terror attacks against the Germanic Galactic Empire and Pike State, destroying processed food plants and apprehending obese people en masse, saying that the "evils of Zogslop and Amerigoblins" must be purged from the Galaxy.

Nemets' campaign ravaged through the GGE and outer regions of the Pike State, with Chancellor Oliver West slow to respond, Douglas MacArthur's Milita, along with the Nova Core, took action, forcing Nemets and his forces out of heavily populated zones, and eventually capturing him, giving him 200 years in the Klyn Interstellar Penitentiary.

Hydra operatives incite a new war between Woke’s
ACCAA faction and the Pike State via leaking a supposed location of
Pike to Woke.

The Autocratic Remnant forms out of the Dark
Empire’s ashes, while Yularen organizes the Pike Remnant militarist faction
bent on restoring the olden empire.

Douglas MacArthur and his forces defect from the Pike Empire due to many disputes with Oliver West, returning to Earth, following MacArthur's death, the group forms the Mormon Agency.

Yularen rescues Sergei, Pike’s old friend, from
Vorkuta, a prison on Rodia.

Pike's true location is found where
Hydra said they would be, although, following the death of his daughter, Pike no longer wishes to rule the Universe, instead become a simple Marijuana farmer.

The S.T.A.L.K.E.Rs of Chernobyl, recently forced
out of their home by a joint Russo-Chinese invasion, are forced to assist Pike
forces, before turning on their oppressors.

The S.T.A.L.K.E.Rs, combined with the Pike forces, win
the Battle of Quebec.

The Autocratic Remnant is taken over by
Quintessons.

Nute Gunray slowly breaks off from the
Autocratic Remnant, working with Palpatine to manipulate the CIS into a
secession as well.

The Quintessons use their Transformium Seeds to
begin a mass omnicidal campaign of turning entire planets into Transformer
soldiers for their plan of vengeance against the Pike Remnant.

Morgoth returns after a long while and builds a
new empire on the foundations of the planet Ooo, creating the Dark Planet.

Morgoth’s new army is assisted by Zog.

Zog’s ambitions slowly make him turn against
Morgoth, and he forges a deal with the Vessel in secret.

Later, Zog forms his own empire on Middle-Earth,
and uses it to attack the Dark Planet. During the assault, the Vessel
bonespears Morgoth, ending him permanently.

The Vessel mysteriously disappears, leaving Zog
to his own machinations. He decides to disappear as well.

Supreme Leader Woke's brother, Snoke, launches a coup against Woke, killing him in his Jacuzzi, and assuming control over his Splinter Faction, killing anyone who resists him.

Joseph Stalin rapidly industrializes and expands the USSP, making it larger than the New Russian Empire ever was.

Zog is reported to have taken over the Cube World, killing most of it's inhabitants.

The West Germanic Galactic Empire splits off from the East Germanic Galactic Empire due to the economic collapse, with Pike Regent Oliver West watching the situation closely, at the behest of his Dark Imperial masters.

???

Who
knows what the future holds?