HB

HB
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*"This could indeed potentially just be the beginning... That someone even more dangerous, and even more powerful, is planning to develop something truly outrageous... Something that not even we could possibly stop... Eh, but you know what? That's probably just me going completely philosophical. I'm sure everything will be fine. I mean, really! I have my friends, my house, my collection of 299 Lava Lamps, the TV, the most powerful Microwave in existence, everything to make my life complete! Everything's perfect!"*
―HB to The Stupidity Squad[src]
**HB**, otherwise professionally known by **Tile Denial**, is a presumed enhanced individual, a GraphX Corporation employee, and the prominent leader of The Stupidity Squad, the unprofessionally unknown vigilante-stylized team he established to protect Craftington City from powerful technological threats. Befriending Sarah, Kurt Watts, and Kelson K. Keezer, HB led The Stupidity Squad during a mission to thwart Project VIRUS by retrieving the Ultra Battery to power Jeffery P. Keller's and Dr. Harold's powerful device, capable of pestering with Project VIRUS' online operations. Equipped with very powerful gadgets, HB and The Stupidity Squad infiltrated the Crystal Tower in pursuit for the Ultra Battery, where they encountered Edgar Voucher and the Kunzite Mafia. However, The Stupidity Squad ultimately succeeded in defeating Voucher's crime organization, and returned with the Ultra Battery in their proposal, putting an end to Project VIRUS. Returning home, HB started thinking about what Dr. Harold feared regarding a potentially bigger technological threat that could prevail to obliterate the universe.

## History

### Vigilante Venture

*"I've been through a lot in my life, Kelson, but if there's one thing I realized throughout my impeccable journey of self-discovery, it's that no-one takes vigilantes seriously, regardless of how much effort they put into making sure the Earth doesn’t blow up. Not to mention the fact that the ones that are chased by the press are the ones destroying everything!"*
―HB to Kelson K. Keezer[src]
Within Craftington City, HB befriended Sarah, before joining together with Kurt Watts and Kelson K. Keezer when he prevailed to join Jeffery P. Keller's operations within GraphX Corporation. Ultimately becoming obsessed with the colour purple, HB proceeded to just deny his obsession whenever people were to confront him regarding it. Though with HB's continuous denial, he still proceeds to have various elements intact that pretty much convince people otherwise. HB essentially became understanding over the discriminatory decisions that various worldwide governments prevailed to orchestrate towards enhanced individuals, who he concluded were just people who deserve rights just like regular humans.

With these powerful people being targeted, plus technology that could be essential to helping various people proceed with their personal, yet destructive goals, HB concluded his city to be vulnerable towards these uncultured criminals. With his concerns by his side, HB ultimately convinced himself to join together with Kurt and Kelson to create The Stupidity Squad, their self-proclaimed professional vigilante team created through his optimistic campaign to help protect their city.

### Project VIRUS' Uprising

*"But, you know what? Maybe I am overreacting just a bit. The world's not gonna end anytime soon. I have everything I need right here! I have my friends, my house, my collection of 300 Lava Lamps, the TV, the most powerful Microwave in existence, everything! We'll be just fine!"*
―HB to The Stupidity Squad[src]

With The Stupidity Squad prominently being under his possession, HB proceeded to have his group operate just like vigilantes, becoming convinced to undergo with their pursuits without being provided permission by the city's government. Unlike other heroes though, The Stupidity Squad didn't bother to conceal their secret identities, believing it to be too much effort. Whilst continuing their journey to bring peace to the city without being recognized by citizens outside their close companions, HB observed *TheDailyDiffer.net*, where Thaddeus T. Thaddeus unveiled Project VIRUS' unfortunate uprising. With other reports related to technology problems within the United States of America, HB became convinced everything will potentially destroy their world, becoming irritated The Stupidity Squad weren't doing much to stop these problems.

Kelson K. Keezer ultimately concluded HB's overreacting to be stupid, believing the best thing they could do was to continue protecting their city. Whilst HB became concerned over the possibility the city won't take them seriously, due to most vigilantes being unprofessionally vile, he suddenly became optimistic enough to believe everything would be okay. Just then, the Emergency Protocol System within the house got initiated, with HB overreacting under his concerns the loud sounds were indicating the end of the world. However, Kelson told HB to quit being delusional, telling him he just installed the Emergency Protocol System so The Stupidity Squad could respond whenever Jeffery P. Keller required their help. HB prevailed to leave with the group so they could check out the problem, but got distracted when Ethan Voss pressed the doorbell. Ethan Voss offered HB to invest within his powerful Cryptocurrency program so he could create robotic Sea Urchins. Unfortunately, HB refused to collaborate, requesting Ethan Voss to instead electrocute himself in the teeth.

### Ultra Battery Conquest

*"Wait, so you're saying that a group of people have been running a criminal operation in the Crystal Tower since 2008? That’s ridiculous! How has no-one gone there to investigate the crimes and imprison these fools yet!?"
"Because according to the laws of the SCRIPT, the criminal organization was created purely for this movie, therefore they didn’t exist before any of this."*
―HB and Dr. Harold[src]

Proceeding to GraphX Corporation, The Stupidity Squad discovered Jeffery P. Keller inhabiting his laboratory with Dr. Harold, providing the boys with the unfortunate report that this operation had to do with Project VIRUS' prominent uprising. With Dr. Harold joining together with Jeffery, the two explained to The Stupidity Squad that Project VIRUS had been prevailing to invade Craftington City since the previous month so they could utilize the metropolis' powerful technology to use for personal gain.

With the group becoming understanding over the potential consequences that would've occurred if they didn't stop Project VIRUS, Harold told them they required the Ultra Battery to power the impeccable machine that they had been developing, with enough power to obliterate Project VIRUS' worldwide operations. Unfortunately, Harold told the group that the Ultra Battery was locked within the Crystal Tower, which had been overrun by the Kunzite Mafia since 2008. Being provided Freeze Juice, the Jackinjellifantor, and the Smashinator to help them within their infiltration scheme, HB gradually brought The Stupidity Squad together, prevailing to proceed with mission.

### Crystal Tower Mission

*"I suppose it shouldn't be that hard to find the Ultra Battery. Maybe we should check if it's in here..."*
―HB to The Stupidity Squad[src]

Proceeding to retrieve the Ultra Battery, The Stupidity Squad prevailed to question how they could possibly infiltrate the Crystal Tower without being suspected by the Kunzite Mafia's operations. When HB requested they utilized an emergency hammer to completely smash the entire building to pieces, Kurt unfortunately refused to go with this risky procedure, believing they would unprofessionally be cut by one million crystals. Just then, HB pitched the idea to utilize the Freeze Juice, hoping to use the knowledge he previously gained by watching a certain show to have the syringe's ice launch the group up into the sky. When HB proceeded with this idea, it seemed like it didn't work, but just then, the proposed ice glacier launched The Stupidity Squad towards the Crystal Tower, crashing within a mysterious room surrounded by amethyst crystals.

With The Stupidity Squad infiltrating the Crystal Tower, HB proposed to check out the room behind them, believing the Ultra Battery to be within there. When the group realized the doors were locked, HB utilized the Jackinjellifinator to vaporize them. With the Smashinator under his possession, HB busted through the doorway with Kurt and Kelson by his side. Unfortunately, they ultimately encountered the Kunzite Mafia's subordinates. When HB realized they got busted, he proceeded to battle the group, being joined by The Stupidity Squad to battle them. Using the Smashinator, HB knocked out various guards securing the room behind The Stupidity Squad. Completely dodging the Kunzite Mafia's orange projectiles, HB knocked out the last guard, prompting The Stupidity Squad to enter the succeeding room.

### The Kunzite Mafia's Ultimatum

*"Listen, we don't want any trouble! Right fellas? We're just here to steal a little something that we personally need for our own personal, uhhh... purposes. Yeah."*
―HB to the Kunzite Mafia[src]

Ultimately breaking through the Crystal Tower's operations, The Stupidity Squad stumbled upon the Kunzite Mafia's Leader, Edgar Voucher, who proceeded to have The Stupidity Squad defeated. When being questioned by HB how he knew The Stupidity Squad were trying to steal the Ultra Battery, Voucher concluded it to be because they looked like gamers. HB proceeded to persuade the Kunzite Mafia to just hand over the Ultra Battery, but obviously this didn't work, with Voucher concluding the Ultra Battery to essential to helping them with their collaboration with Project VIRUS.

This shocked HB, who prevailed to hit Voucher with his surprise lava lamp. With Voucher threatened, he ordered Ingram and Orlo to kill The Stupidity Squad. With both being unsuccessful, Voucher proceeded to battle HB himself. Unfortunately, HB defeated him by slapping him towards the Ultra Battery's podium, before using the Smashinator to push him out the building's window to his doom. With Voucher defeated, HB considered his death to be unintentional, but supposed it took care of the problem. When begged by Kurt if they could just leave the building now, HB decided to, given they've completed their mission.

### Vow to Protect

*"It's just part of our everyday lives! While we're usually seen as regular tech store employees, we also happen to be the best set of vigilantes this city has got - The Stupidity Squad! Regardless of our title, we shall protect the city with our powerful technology!"*
―HB to The Stupidity Squad[src]

With the Ultra Battery under The Stupidity Squad's possession, HB provided the technological component to Dr. Harold, who utilized its powers to completely obliterate Project VIRUS' worldwide operations with the powerful machine he developed. Though The Stupidity Squad celebrated their victory, they were met with concerns by Harold that this could potentially just be the beginning. Returning to their purple headquarters, The Stupidity Squad looked back over the mission, with HB believing it to be obviously easy due to their criminal vanquishing deeds being their top-prioritized job.

There, HB promised the boys they would protect their city with their powerful technology, hoping to help bring peace to their world where discrimination towards enhanced individuals thrived. While HB did become concerned over what Harold theorized, he ultimately believed it was mere just a theory. He pretty much believed everything would be okay, unfortunately oblivious to VIZCORP's establishment within the United States of America.

## Relationships

	+ Kurt Watts - Friend
	+ Kelson K. Keezer - Friend
* Sarah - Best Friend
* GraphX Corporation
	+ Jeffery P. Keller - Boss
	+ Dr. Harold
	+ Val Franklin
	+ Fred Montz
* Project VIRUS
* Kunzite Mafia
	+ Edgar Voucher †
	+ Ingram
	+ Orlo
* Ethan Voss

## Appearances

In chronological order:

* *The Stupidity Squad: Crystalized Power*
* *The Incredible Crew: The Bowling Special* (Unreleased)