The Group Mind Has Decided You're In Love

**The Group Mind Has Decided You're In Love**
**Performer(s)**: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast — **First Appearance**: "I'm So Happy For You"
**Written by**: Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger, and Aline Brosh McKenna — **Genre**: Classic Broadway Hoedown

**The Group Mind Has Decided You're In Love** is a song performed by Maya, AJ, Tim, Rebecca, Paula, Heather , Josh, Nathaniel and Valencia. It debuted in the Season Four episode "I'm So Happy For You."

## Song and lyrics

**Maya**:
You say you’ve broken up
That it’s over
Yes you’ve been 'bout
as stubborn as can be!

**Rebecca**:
*You tell 'em Maya!*

**Maya**:
But we see from afar
just how cute you are
and the thought of it
makes everyone all squee!

**Rebecca, AJ, Tim & Maya**:
Squee squee squee!!!

**Tim**:
We don’t know why you're
fightin' the inevitable.

**Rebecca**:
*With you Timmy!*

**Tim**:
It’s clear to us
that you are both soulmates.
Plus you’re kinda the only two
LGBTQ
people I know so, to me, it’s clearly fate!

**Rebecca, AJ, Tim & Maya**:
Fate fate fate!!!

**WhiJo**:
*You need to get out more Tim.*

**Maya**:
It’s confirmed!

**Rebecca, AJ, Tim & Maya**:
It’s confirmed!

**Tim**:
It’s official!

**Rebecca, AJ, Tim & Maya**:
It’s official!

**Tim & Maya**:
The group mind has decide you’re in love!

**AJ**:
Court adjourned!

**Rebecca, AJ, Tim & Maya**:
Court adjourned!

**Rebecca**:
Now, kiss a little.

**Rebecca, AJ, Tim & Maya**:
Now, kiss a little.

The mass mob has declared that you’re in love!
Love love love!!!

**WhiJo**:
*Rebecca, don’t you have bigger problems going on right now?*

**Rebecca**:
*Yes, and this is a welcome distraction!*

Now you might say
We just need a distraction

**Darryl**:
*You just said that!*

**Rebecca**:
*Shh!*
From the stress and drama of our lives
But I go "lalalala" when you swear
That there's nothing there

**AJ**:
Your love's the only reason I survive

**Darryl**:
*Sorry, what's your name again?*

**WhiJo**:
*Who is this guy?*

**Rebecca**:
It's confirméd

**Rebecca, AJ, Tim, & Maya**:
It's confirméd

**AJ**:
It's ah-fficial

**Rebecca, AJ, Tim, & Maya**:
It's ah-fficial

**Rebecca & AJ**:
The group mind has decided you're in love!

**AJ**:
Say "yes" to long-term

**Rebecca, AJ, Tim, & Maya**:
Say "yes”

**Rebecca**:
Look what I whittled!

**Rebecca, AJ, Tim, & Maya**:
Hot dang!

The mass mob has declared that you're in love!
Love love love

**Tim**:
Everybody stretch!
Time to dance!

*[dance break]*

**Darryl**:
*What are you guys doing here?*

**Paula**:
*We all want you back together, too!*

**Darryl**:
*Who’s this guy?*

**Paula**:
*I needed a dance partner and i’ve had a really hard week, so please let me have this.*

**WhiJo**:
*Okay, so this is not about us anymore.*

**Darryl**:
*They’re randomly doing ballet now?*

**WhiJo**:
*That is not the correct dance language for this piece.*

**Nathaniel**:
*Stop it! Leave these guys alone. For the record, it is possible to be platonically friends with someone you’ve broken up with!*

**Tim**:
*Do you really believe that?*

**Nathaniel**:
*No, I just wanted to be in the number.*

**Group**:
Kiss kiss kiss kiss!
Dance dance dance dance!
Kiss dance kiss dance!
Kiss-dance kiss-dance kiss-dance
Yay!!!

**Group**:
It's confirmed, wee-haw!
It's official, yee-hoo!
The group mind has decided you're in love!

**Maya**:
Hey, where'd he go?

**Tim**:
Who cares?

**Group**:
Horse!