Crier's Quotes

**"Don't be a Downer!"**
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   **"Quiet Zone!"**
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Below is a listing of everything the Criers say in *We Happy Few*.

The Criers only had 3 voice actors, all of which are unknown.

## **Responses**

* Are you new around 'ere? Or did I just forget? It 'appens, you know.
* Fancy a cuppa?
* Hello there, love!
* How long has it been?
* Lovely day for it!
* "No, those are the nuts!" Hahahahaha!
* Oh, it's been a while, hasn't it?
* Read anything worth talking about lately?
* Thank goodness! You gave me quite the fright.
* We must catch up some time.
* Well, hello, dearie!
* Well look at you! Ah, to be young again.
* What a lovely day to promenade!

## **After Curfew**

* It's not safe for an old lady at night.
* Time to rest these weary feet.
* Whew, I'm exhausted!

## **Searching for Noise/Player**

* Mercy! Mercy on the elderly!
* Mother of mercy! What was that?
* Who's there? Show yourself!

## **Losing Interest**

* I don't know what all the fuss was about.
* No need to get excited after all.
* Well, I'm glad all that nonsense is over.

## **Giving Up**

* I don't see what all the fuss was about.
* No need to get excited after all.
* Well, I'm glad all that nonsense is over.

## **Withdrawal**

* Oh, dear. You look a bit down. Why don't you pop a Joy!
* You didn't skip your Joy, did you?
* You don't look as happy as can be!

## **Seeing The Player Act Suspiciously**

### **Carrying Corpse**

* Bloody lurker! You're scaring me!
* Ooo! Stand up, you're scaring me!
* You frightened me!

### **Climbing**

* Act normal! Show some respect!
* Keep it up and I'll scream like you've never heard!
* You're up to something!

### **Crouching**

* Bloody lurker! You're scaring me!
* Ooo! Stand up, you're scaring me!
* You frightened me!

### **Jumping**

* Look out!
* PARACHUTISTS! -- Oh! Good heavens. I thought you were German!
* You could have flattened me!
* What if you landed on me?

### **Running**

* Is something happening?
* Ooooh! What's going on?
* Slow down like a normal person!
* Who are you running away from?

### **Shoving**

* Goodness!
* Ow! My foot!
* How rude!

### **Spying**

* Are you creepin' up behind me?
* Stay where I can see you!
* You're scaring me!

### **Staring**

* Do I know you?
* Stop staring, it's not funny!
* You're not Harry!

### **Trespassing**

* Go back where you came from!
* Go where you're wanted!
* You've got no business there! Clear off!
* What are you doing there?

### **Weapon Drawn**

* AAAAAAHH! HE'S GOT A WEAPON!
* HE WANTS TO KILL ME!
* HE'S GOING TO KILL SOMEONE!
* HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!
* WATCH OUT! HE'S ARMED!

## **Correcting Mistake**

* Heavens... that's better. Thought I'd have to scream!
* Now that's proper behavior.
* Thank goodness! You gave me quite the fright.

## **Seeing a Corpse**

* My God! Someone's been murdered!
* Oh my heavens! They're dead!
* There's been a murder!
* They're dead! They're dead!

## **Leaving The Corpse**

* That's right. Leave them bodies to the bobbies!
* You let the doctors take care of'em!

## **Outfits**

### **Torn Suit**

* Are you sure you're not cold? With all those holes in your clothes?
* My goodness, what's happened to your outfit?
* My heavens, how did you tear your clothes like that?
* You can't go walking around here dressed like that!

### **Rubber Cat Suit**

* What makes you think you can wear that?
* You can't walk around dressed like that, it ain't natural!
* You frightened me half to death, wearing that!

## Old Quotes

### Suspicious

* Don't tell me you're a Downer, are ya?
* Everything as it should be, love?
* That's not how we do things around here, not at all!
* That's not right, that's not right at all!
* We don't like Downers around here. We don't like Downers anywhere.
* You behave yourself, or I will scream!
* You stop that right now or I'll have to call the police!

### Combat

* A DOWNER! A DOWNER! HE'S A DOWNER!
* HE'S A DOWNER!
* HELP! HELP! HE'S OFF HIS MEDS!
* POLICE! CALL THE POLICE!
* THAT'S HIM. HE'S A DOWNER!
* WE'VE GOT A DOWNER! HEEELP!