Shisnos

*"Shisnos, this omniverse's strongest champions, being very bloodthirsty and aggressive in battle make them tough to kill, not to mention they respawn, making even 1 of them some of the worst enemies to encounter"* - Dr. Lawrence's description of a Shisnonian in the Lawrence guidebook to the omniverse.

Shisnos, also known as Shisnonians, are a highly advanced human looking alien race that live outside the lines of the time strands.

A majority of this article is not written by Yours Truly (article coming later) this article is instead written by one of the only appointed Shisno "Historians", Lorenzo Lanza Fischer.

## Appearance

Shisonians take many different colors, shapes, and sizes due to the fact that they are human, not humanoid, not looking human, they are literal humans in terms of appearance. Many Shisnos take their appearances by video game characters, actors/actresses, celebrities, singers, and will usually take a similar name/alias to the thing they took their appearance from.

Before they permanently take their appearance they are a humanoid shadow of black mist or smoke. A physical shadow, think how the Omniversal Traveler looks for an idea of how they look.

## Personality

Shisnos have the typical attitude of humans, same personality, similar ,you get the idea already, hopefully.

This does not mean that a lot of Shisnos are dumb, however, Shisnos, a good lot of them, have high IQ and Intelligence.

Shisnos, as mentioned above, are also bloodthirsty in battle, often going for the high violence and action due to being adrenaline junkies by heart.

## Notable Shisnos

### Lamosh Bharbie

Known as the wealthiest shisno alive and presumed wealthiest man across the omniverse, with his wealth reaching a unknown number thought to be in the sextillions at the bare minimum, Lamosh has played a monopoly on the business industry across most timelines, worlds, and systems. Many of his products, companies, and logos have been seen across most places you can think of.

Many of his products range from knives, ammunition, guns, space travel devices, teleporters, and even fully functioning spaceships to simple objects like vinyl records, fabric softener, miniature warheads [think the fatman from fallout] to energy drinks, coffee and yes, even barbie dolls, the list goes on forever.

That being said, Lamosh is a kind and humble man, choosing to live a modest and humble life in a small home, in stark contrast to his brother Lamaire Bharbie.

Lamosh is a Tier 1 Shisnonian, having been born in the golden age.

### Lamaire Bharbie

The 15th richest Shisnonian alive, known for his entitled and his general asshole attitude, Lamaire is a known arms manufacturer, running Waylon Tech™ and making high quality wares, at the cost that they are way to effective to be used in combat.

2 notable examples includes the Waylon Tech™ set of throwing knives and helmet, the throwing knives costing 100$ for a pack of 5, able to cut through essentially any body armor and piercing through the toughest of metals, they have been denied by most militaries, space and human alike, due to being straight overkill and the only known buyer has been Lorenzo, using a very dull one [quickest way to dull one is via striking a blunt object a lot or slashing leather] as an alternative to a coin in coin tricks.

The Waylon Tech™ helmet on the other hand, has been known to stop anything and everything that isn't .50 BMG despite the fact that it can withstand everything that is a lot more powerful .50 BMG. The helmet has been known to cave in or dent hard enough to cause severe brain injuries towards the wearer when struck by a .50 BMG round and has since stopped production due to the recent rise of .50 BMG rounds in Shisnonian militaries.

As a final note, Lamaire is a tier 2 Shisonian, having been born in the silver age and is also the only Bharbie to live as expensive as he does.

### Gerald

Gerald, also known as the Shisnonian God of Immortality and Lorenzo's pet cat, is a fairly unknown figure due to the fact that Shisnos, ironically, are not immortal but in fact respawn. Due to this fact, Gerald has been out of a "job" and has since been a domestic house cat.

Gerald usually eats 1 tin of cat food per day as to not get overweight or go through health problems and has been known to go into "hibernation" in the winter, which is really just sleeping throughout most of the day until winter is over.

He has developed not only the ability to translate english in his head, but also telekinesis, although his telekinetic abilities has not been used as often.

Gerald is classified as a tier 1 Shisnonian, despite being around for longer than most Shisnonians.

## Origins

The ancestors of Shisnos, the Bogarions, were a species of Immortals hailing from a unnamed artic planet in a dimension that would later be named "Plane Zero".

Plane Zero existed on another plane of reality, unbound by the strands of time, bound to not a single year, galaxy, or universe and seemingly defied the rules of existence itself as all things are bound to a specific universe.

The unnamed planet would soon