Ace Savvy: The Girl Who Laughs

*[We open in Luna and Luan’s room; Luna wakes up and stretches.]*

**Luna:** Okay, let’s get this day started.

*[Luna jumps off the top and suddenly lands in a large bucket of gelatin.]*

**Luna:** What the-?!

*[Luan then wakes up and forms a grin on her face.]*

**Luan:** *[laughs]* What’s wrong, Luna?! I thought you liked gettin’ *jiggly* with it!

**Luna:** Well, at least I’m only the one you got.

**Luan:***[smriks]* Oh, you’re not the only one.

*[In the twin’s room, Lola gets up and grabs her perfume from her desk. She sprays herself and coughs and gags.]*

**Lola:** Blech! I smell like a skunk!

**Lana:***[offscreen]* Good, you smell better!

**Lola:** Well, *you* look better.

**Lana:** Really? How?

**Lola:** Take a look.

*[Lola slides her mirror over to Lana’s bed and she looks in it, revealing face with make-up.]*

**Lana:** WHAT?! Dang it, Luan!

**Lola:** Okay, this is one prank from Luan I can admire.

**Lana:** Oh, shut up! You get to smell like a skunk!

*[In Lynn and Lucy’s room, they are both sleeping. Lynn wakes up and sits up, but her pillow was stuck to the side of her head.]*

**Lynn:** What the heck?

*[Lynn tries to pull the pillow off.]*

**Lynn:** Did Luan glue this to my head?!

*[Lynn keeps pulling until it comes off and rips off a piece of her hair.]*

**Lynn:** YOW!

**Lucy:** Would you keep it down? It’s too early.

**Lynn:** Fine, Ms. Streak.

**Lucy:** What? *[Lucy looks to see a pink streak in her hair.]*

**Lucy:** Sigh. Why did it have to be my least favorite color?

*[Luan pops in]*

**Luan:** Looks like that awakening was a *sticky* situation! I’m really on a pranking *streak*! *[laughs]*

*[Lynn and Lucy groan]*

*[In Lisa and Lily’s room, Lisa gets up and puts on her glasses. She then trips on Lily’s rattle and falls on the floor.]*

**Lisa:** How did I not see that?

*[Lisa gets up, takes off her glasses, and sticks her finger through them.]*

**Lisa:** It’s safe to assume that Luan removed the lenses from my glasses.

*[Lisa goes to her dresser and finds the lenses.]*

**Lisa:** Well, at least she had the decency not to break them.

*[Lisa puts the lenses back in the glasses and puts them on. Lily wakes up and yawns, stretching. Lily crawls out of her crib and Lisa sees a brown stain on her diaper.]*

**Lisa:** Lily, I think you defecated yourself.

**Lily:** Huh?

**Lisa:** You pooped yourself.

*[Lily smells her diaper]*

**Lily:** No poo-poo.

**Lisa:** If it’s not feces, then what is it?

*[Lisa pulls open her diaper and looks inside.]*

**Lisa:** You’re right, it’s not. It’s Theobroma Cacao, street name: chocolate. I can only assume Luan did this too.

*[In Lori and Leni’s room, Lori and Leni get out of bed and start getting ready. Leni puts on her sandals and feels something squishy between her toes.]*

**Leni:** What the-?! *[Leni looks down to see that she has peanut butter and jelly on her sandals.]*

**Leni:** Can you believe this, Lori?! Luan ruined my sandals! *[beat]* Uh, Lori, okay?

*[We pan over to Lori, who is scratching her butt.]*

**Lori**:*[groans]* My butt is so itchy!

**Leni:** Maybe you need some ointment?

*[Lori continues scratching and then Luan comes in, laughing.]*

**Luan:** I bet you’re *itching* to know how I put itchy powder in your shorts!

*[Luan walks out, laughing.]*

**Lori:** Luan!

*[Lori continues scratching her butt and then we cut to Lincoln looking out of his room.]*

**Lincoln:** Looks like Luan is doing some morning pranks, but at least I was able to avoid them.

*[Lincoln walks out of his room and goes into the bathroom. He grabs his toothbrush and the toothpaste. He then squeezes the toothpaste onto his toothbrush.]*

**Lincoln:** Ooh, mint toothpaste.

*[Lincoln starts brushing, but he pauses and immediately spits it out.]*

**Lincoln:** That’s not mint!

*[Luan then barges in]*

**Luan:** Hey Linc, what do sushi say to greet someone? *Wassumbi*! *[laughs]*

*[Lincoln groans and gets out of the bathroom, annoyed.]*

**Lincoln:** Well, at least Clyde didn’t get affected.

**Clyde:***[from the second floor]* AAH! DEAD HORSE HEAD! Oh, wait. Never mind, it’s just a mask!

**Lincoln:** I spoke too soon.

\*\*\*

*[We cut to the kids (minus Lola) sitting at the table in the dining room as Lynn Sr. serves them pancakes.]*

**Lynn Sr.:** Where’s Lola? She's gonna miss breakfast.

**Lana:** She’s in the shower. She smelled like a skunk.

**Lynn Sr.:** Really? How’d that happen?

**Luan:***[singsong voice]* Guilty!

**Lynn Sr.:***[rolls her eyes]* Of course.

*[Lola then walks into the dining room, looking shy.]*

**Lola:** Ah, fresh and clean like a princess! So daddy, what’s for breakfast?

**Lynn Sr.:** Blueberry and Cherry Pancakes.

**Lola:** Ooh, goodie!

*[Lola rushes to her chair and sits down, but a loud fart is heard and a bad smell starts emanating. Everyone looks at her with a surprise look.]*

**Lana:** Nice one, sis! I knew you had it in you!

**Lori:** Literally. Geez, Lola, at least wait until we're done eating and you're in your room.

**Lola:** That was NOT me!

*[Lola gets up and holds up a whoopee cushion.]*

**Luan:** I see you found my Super Tooter 900! The whoopee cushion that sounds and smells like the real thing!

**Luna:** Okay, Luan, are you gonna be done soon?

**Luan:** A prankster’s work is never done, but I’ll temporarily take a break. But only for a while, it’s three day before April Fool’s Day!

*[Everyone shudders and then Lincoln’s phone starts vibrating in his pocket. Lincoln takes it out and looks at it, then gasps.]*

**Lincoln:** Guys, there’s a break-in at the Chemical Plant!

**Clyde:** We better get there fast!

**Lana:** Yeah, eat faster, you guys!

*[Everyone starts stuffing their faces full of pancakes. Once they finished, the kids quickly rushed to the living room.]*

**Lincoln:** To the Ace-Cave!

*[Luna rushes to the piano and plays three keys, this opens the wall and reveals the elevator. All they go down to the Ace Cave. The kids arrive and step out of the elevator.]*

**Lincoln:** Alright guys, suit up!

*[The kids put on their respective costumes, and they get in vanzilla. High Card turns the key, steps on the gas, and they drive off.]*

\*\*\*

*[The Full House Gang arrives at the plant. The gang bursts in and finds a man with a purple tuxedo with pictures of dice on it and a bunch of men with weapons.]*

**Ace Savvy:** It’s you, the High Roller.

**High Roller:** Yeah, I hope you can *roll* with it!

**Joker:** Hey! Jokes are my territory! I’m called the Joker you know!

**High Roller:** Get ‘em, men!

**Ace Savvy:** Full House Gang! Attack!

*[The gang charges at them. Ace Savvy and Joker chase High Roller up a catwalk while the rest of the gang take on the thugs. High Card twirls her staff and hits some thugs with it, then she bashes one’s head with her bolas. One thug aims his gun at High Card, but she throws one of her discs and completely freezes it. Eleven of hearts rushes over and kicks him in the face.]*

**Eleven of Hearts:** Yes! We’re kicking names and taking butt!

*[High Card facepalms. Cut to some thugs throwing some explosive dice at Night Club, but she flies and dodges them, then she hits them with her guitar. One thug tries to stab her with her knife, but Night Club grabs him and flies into the air, but then does a body slam to the ground.]*

**Night Club:** Looks like I let one of the bodies hit the floor!

*[Cut to Strong Suit punching several thugs across the room. One thug tries to punch her, but she grabs his fist and throws him to the floor*.*]*

**Strong Suit:** 52 Pickup!

*[We cut to the Eight of Spades hits some prisoners and throws some spades at thugs. The Eight then throws a smoke bomb, blinding the thugs. This gives her the chance to take them out with her shovel.]*

**Eight of Spades:** You should’ve used other senses.

*[Cut to the Queen of Diamonds leaping to several thugs and punching and kicking them. One thug starts shooting at the Queen of Diamonds.]*

**Queen of Diamonds:** Diamond Shield!

*[The queen constructs a shield and blocks the bullets before they can make their mark. Suddenly, more thugs aim their guns at the Queen of Diamonds.]*

**Queen of Diamonds:** Alright, that’s it! 20-Meter Radius Diamond Splash!

*[Queen of Diamonds starts firing several diamonds and they destroy the thugs’ guns.]*

**Queen of Diamonds:** I’ve said before, you never challenge a queen!

*[Cut to Royal Flush jumping and hitting several thugs with her monkey wrench. Three thugs come at her with some knives, but Royal Flush throws regular wrenches and knocks the knives out of their hands. She rushed over to some pipes, loosen their screws, and sprayed water at them.]*

**Royal Flush:** A handyman’s work is never done!

*[We cut to some thugs who tried to shoot the Card Counter, but they missed her several times. Card Counter then uses her laser guns to fire back at them.]*

**Card Counter:** Your aim is inferior compared to mine!

*[Deuce then throws some of her diapers at the thugs, knocking them to the ground.]*

**Card Counter:** Or in this case, ours.

*[We cut to Ace Savvy and Joker chasing after High Roller. He then stops and pulls two guns.]*

**High Roller:** You know, I’m glad I could meet you, Full House Gang. Here’s a *token* of appreciation!

*[High Roller starts shooting several tokens at them, but Ace Savvy deflects them with his bracelets. The two heroes lunge at the tuxedoed villains, then Ace starts punching and kicking, and Joker pummels him with her hammer. The assault causes the High Roller to skid across the catwalk.]*

**High Roller:** *[shakes his head and brandishes some dice]* Hey guys! I heard these dice were the *bomb*!

*[High Roller throws the dice at them, but Joker knocks them away with her hammer, letting them explode in the air.]*

**Joker:** Well, that defense was a *blast*! Ha! Look who’s making puns now!

**High Roller:** Well, excuse me! I wanted to be a comedian!

*[High Roller throws some razor sharp cards, but Joker twirls and sidesteps the cards.]*

**Joker:** Get a load of these gags!

*[Joker uses her rubber chicken to shoot some eggs; she then shocks him with a joybuzzer; Joker then hits him with an extendable boxing.]*

**Joker:** Your shoes are untied!

**High Roller:** Huh? *[looks down]*

**Joker:** Ha! Made you look!

*[Joker delivers some slaps to his face and then sprays her squirt flower. High Roller tries to shoot with his token guns, but Joker shoots him with her whoopee cushion cannon and pie launcher.]*

**High Roller:** You like tricks, huh? Well, let me show you this trick!

*[High Roller throws some dice and Joker starts slipping on the dice.]*

**Joker:** Whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah! Well, this is just *slip* up! *[falls off the catwalk]* Whooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!

*[Joker lands into a giant vat of chemicals, creating a large splash. Ace Savvy gasp.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Joker!

**High Roller:** Looks like I’m on a *roll*!

*[Ace Savvy growls and rushes at High Roller. Ace delivers some punches and kicks, and then he delivers a jumping side-kick, knocking him against the wall. The rest of the gang rush over to the large container.]*

**High Card:** Luan!

**Eleven of Hearts:** Someone needs to help her!

*[Suddenly, Joker pops her head out of the liquid and gasps for air.]*

**The rest of the gang:** Luan!

*[Ace Savvy runs off the catwalk and Joker jumps out of the container.]*

**Joker:** I’m okay, It’s not acid.

**Card Counter:** Are you sure? There aren't any side effects?

**Joker:** Not even one.

**Card Counter:** Let me scan you.

*[Card Counter takes out a remote with two antennas and scans Joker’s body.]*

**Card Counter:** My diagnostic sensor says you’re sufficient.

**Joker:** Oh, good!

**Ace Savvy:** Alright guys, let’s take these guys in.

**Joker:** Let’s *roll* their butts to jail!

*[Joker laughs while the rest of the gang groan.]*

\*\*\*

*[We cut to the nighttime where everyone is in the dining room, having meatloaf for dinner.]*

**Lincoln:** So dad, did anything interesting happen at work?

**Lynn Sr.:** Well, here’s one story. One customer asked for several things to be deep fried. I told him that they’re not on the menu, but he said he’d pay double.

**Lynn:** What did he order?

**Lynn Sr.:** Deep fried spaghetti, deep fried lasagna, deep fried salad, and heck, deep fried ice cream!

*[Everyone in the room laughs, especially Luan who is doing a very angelic laugh.]*

**Luan:** Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah….!!!!

*[She continues as the family stops laughing and looked at Luan.]*

**Lynn Sr.:** Okay, Luan…

**Luan:**Haha…AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

**Rita:** Enough, Luan, it wasn't that funny.

**Luan:** HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

**Lori:** Luan, that’s enough. You’re starting to freak us out!

**Luan:** *[while laughing and banging her hand on table]* Sorry, I got the giggles! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! May I be excused?

**Lynn Sr.:** Uh…okay?

*[Luan gets up and goes up to her room, continuing to laugh hyysterically.]*

**Lincoln:** That was weird.

**Lynn:** Isn’t Luan weird sometimes?

**Lincoln:** Not *that* weird!

*[Luan arrives in her room and continues laughing.]*

**Luan:** What’s wrong with me?! AHAHAHA! I can’t stop laughing!

*[As the camera zooms out, Luan laughs while rolling on the floor. We cut to an exterior shot of the Loud Mansion as we hear the sound of Luan’s laughter.]*

\*\*\*

*[We cut to Tall Timbers Park where a blonde boy with blue sweater and jeans is making out with a brunette girl with a blue and white dress on a bench.]*

**The Blonde Boy:***[lets go out of her lips ]* Your lips are so tasty, I could taste them all night.

**The Brunette Girl:** So are yours, I’m always hungry for them.

*[Just as they’re about to kiss again, the lamp post starts flickering and then suddenly, a person with a purple jacket, a fedora, and a clown mask appears.]*

**The Masked Clown:** Hey you two, you wanna hear a joke?

**The Couple:***[nervous]* Uhhh…uum…

**The Masked Clown:** I’ll take that as yes. Here’s one: why is six afraid seven?

**The Blonde Boy:** Uh, I don’t know.

**The Masked Clown:** ‘Cause seven ate nine! *[laughs]*

*[There is a pause and the only sound is some cricket.]*

**The Masked Clown:** Okay, tough crowd. Here’s another one: Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bay-gulls!

*[Once again, there is the only sound of the crickets.]*

**The Masked Clown:** Okay, one more: How do you catch a whole school of fish? With BookWorms! *[laughs]*

**The Blonde Boy:** Sorry kid, but your jokes aren’t doing it for us.

**The Brunette Girl:** Yeah, they’re pretty predictable.

**The Masked Clown:** *[growls]* Fine! I’ll make you laugh the hard way!

*[The clown exposes her flower and sprays them with a green gas. The couple starts coughing.]*

**The Blonde Boy:** What was tha-hahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha..!

**The Brunette Girl:** Hey, what’s wrong with yo-hahahahahahahahahahahahhaha…!

**The Mask Clown:** See?! I knew you would love the hard way! *[laughs and runs off]*

*[The couple continue to laugh uncontrollably then while they’re laughing, their skin turns white and they grow oversized rictus grins. They fall down and stop laughing and breathing while keeping those creepy smiles on their faces.]*

\*\*\*

*[The next morning, Lincoln goes into the bathroom and dubiously grabs the toothpaste.]*

**Lincoln:** It looks like it’s mint toothpaste.

*[He removes the cap and smells the inside of the toothpaste tube.]*

**Lincoln:** Yep, it’s mint!

*[Lincoln squirts some toothpaste on his toothbrush and starts brushing his teeth.]*

**Clyde:***[from downstairs]* Lincoln! Come quick!

*[Lincoln spits out the toothpaste and sprints out of the bathroom. He then slides down the rail and jumps off, sticking the landing.]*

**Lincoln:** What?! What is it?!

*[We pan over to Clyde, who is sitting with the sisters.]*

**Clyde:** There’s some huge news!

**Katherine Mulligan:** We have report of a murder in Tall Timbers, but the bodies have removed and are being taken to mortuary.

**Lucy:** Checking their bodies for any scars.

**Katherine Mulligan:** However, there is a report of a robbery at the American Bank.

**Lincoln:** We’d better get down there!

**Lynn:** Now you’re talkin’!

*[The sisters get up and then Luna plays three keys on the piano, opening the wall to the elevator. They rush inside and they go to the Ace Cave. Once they arrive, the kids suit up, they get in Vanzilla, and they drive off.]*

**High Card:** Hey Luna, is Sam available?

**Night Club:** No dice, dude, she’s solving a case in Hazeltuckey.

**Ace Savvy:** What about Willy?

**One-Eyed Jack:** He’s helping Madame Roulette in Great Lake City.

**Ace Savvy:** Looks like it’s only the twelve of us.

\*\*\*

*[At the bank, the gang meets up with Bud Grouse, who wears a trench coat, a shirt, a tie, medium length black suspenders, and khaki pants. Next to him is a blonde-haired man with a shirt, tie, jacket, and loafers.]*

**High Card:** So, you're the new commissioner?

**Commissioner Grouse:** You’re darn tootin’, I was once the police detective, but once I knew Jillian Lode died, I knew someone had to take his place. So, I rose through the ranks and got promoted.

**The Man:** I’m the new detective, Elliot Allen.

**Ace Savvy:** Nice to meet you. So what happened here?

*[The two bring the gang over to the bank’s open vault.]*

**Commissioner Grouse:** Someone busted in and stole 2 million dollars.

**Strong Suit:** Looks like someone wants to be a millionaire.

**Commissioner Grouse:** That’s one way of putting it.

**Ace Savvy:** Wasn’t security in this place supposed to be tight?

**Elliot:** Well, someone must’ve untighten the security.

*[Cut to an overhead shot of some bodies that are covered by some blankets. The gang, the commissioner, the detective step over to the bodies]*

**Eleven of Hearts:** How did he or she do it?

**Elliot:** Take a look at the first body.

*[Eleven of Hearts uncovers the body a little bit, revealing a security guard with white skin and a big smile. Eleven of Hearts yelps.]*

**Card Counter:** By Einstein’s beard!

**Ace Savvy:** He’s been poisoned!

**Joker:** What did the crook use?

**Elliot:** Some kind of gas but we’re not sure.

**Commissioner Grouse:** We also found these.

*[Elliot takes out a bag that has a flag with the word “BANG!” on it, and a pie tin with cream residue.]*

**Strong Suit:** Okay, what’s with the flag?

**Elliot:** A witness said that it came out of a gun. It looked harmless, but when the perp pressed the trigger, it fired the flag and pierced the guard’s neck

**Royal Flush:** What? How could some run-of-the-mill flag stab someone?

**Elliot:** It had a sharp point on it.

**Royal Flush:** Oh.

**Queen of Diamonds:** What about the pie?

**Elliot:** The perp threw the pie at a guard and just dropped dead.

**Queen of Diamonds:** That implies he tasted it.

**Royal Flush:** He was probably curious about what it tasted like. I would be too.

**Queen of Diamonds:** *[rolls her eyes]* Of course you would.

**The Eight of Spades:** The question is how could he die from eating a pie?

**Joker:** Maybe it was from food poisoning.

**Card Counter:** Incorrect, dying from poisoning has a process to it. It looks like we’ll have to look closer. *[to Elliot]* Detective, may I have that pie tin?

**Elliot:** Of course.

*[The detective gives the Card Counter the pie tin and she takes out her scanner. She starts scanning the cream in tin and then the device gets a result.]*

**Card Counter:** It seems that the cream contains cyanide poison.

**Eleven of Hearts:** Cyanide? What’s that?

**Card Counter:** A cyanide is a chemical compound that contains the group C≡N. This group, known as the cyano group, consists of a carbon atom triple-bonded to a nitrogen atom. It is commonly used as a poison and it is put into pills. Cyan is most famously found in the seeds of apples.

**Eleven of Hearts:** WHAT?! There’s poison in apples?!

**Card Counter:** Fear not, cyanide itself isn’t a poison. So you don’t have to worry when you eat apples.

**Eleven of Hearts:** Oh, good! Now I don’t have to worry about giving up my favorite apples desserts. Like Apple Pie, Apple Cobbler, Apple Crisp, Apple Turnovers, Apple Sauce, and…

*[High Card covers her mouth with her hand]*

**High Card:** Okay, we get the point.

**Commissioner Grouse:** Now that we know the how, next is the who?

**Ace Savvy:** We’re gonna find out. Don’t worry, we’ll catch this trickster before he or she strikes again.

**Commissioner Grouse:** Thanks, Gang. You know, I always thought you were menaces to Royal Woods, but your acts have proved me wrong.

**Ace Savvy:** We appreciate that, Commissioner G!

*[The gang leaves the bank and drive off]*

\*\*\*

*[We cut to the Full House Gang on the building, scouting the city for any signs.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Okay, guys, keep your eyes peeled.

**High Card:** You got it!

*[Just then, Joker spots a guy in a clown mask walking on the sidewalk.]*

**Joker:** Guys, look! There’s someone in a clown mask!

*[The rest of the gang spot the masked man]*

**Joker:** He looks suspicious.

**Strong Suit:** Are you sure, Luan?

**Night Club:** Yeah, for all you know he might be going to a costume party.

**Joker:** Guys! I'm as positive as a banana popsicle! Who just wears a clown mask to a costume party?

**Strong Suit:** Hey, you never know. Maybe it's a clown themed costume party.

**Joker:** if that were the case, then his costume would look more silly than that.

**Strong Suit:** Point taken.

**Ace Savvy:** Okay, we’ll follow him, but we’ll stay on the rooftops.

*[The Full House Gang runs and jumps to different roofs. Soon, they arrive at a building that’s next to a warehouse and the masked man goes inside.]*

**Joker:** See? Do you know anyone who has a party at a warehouse? That’s weird.

**Ace Savvy:** Well, Chandler had a party at the sewage plant and that’s weird…but also kinda cool.

**Joker:** That’s different, his dad owns the plant.

**Ace Savvy:** Okay, we’ll look even closer.

*[Ace Savvy and the gang bounds over to the warehouse and they find a skylight. They look through and find a bunch of men wearing clown masks and in the middle is a taller man.]*

**Ace Savvy:** I think you’re right, Luan, this looks like a gang of killer clowns.

**One-Eyed Jack:** That means the one is in the middle and he could be the one we’re looking for.

**Ace Savvy:** Alright, let’s deal out some justice.

*[The Gang jumps in the air and Ace throws a card that explodes and breaks the glass. They go through and land on the floor, much to the thugs’ shock.]*

**Clown Thug # 1:** Holy heck!

**Clown Thug # 2:** It’s the Full House Gang!

**The Leader:** Don’t just stand there! Get them!

*[The Full House Gang fights the thugs. Ace Savvy punches some thugs and then does a jumping kick. One thug tries to punch Ace, but he flips over him and snares a thug’s hand with his grappling gun and then he makes him punch himself in the face. Cut to One-Eyed Jack shoots some poke chips at the thugs, one thug aims his gun at One-Eyed Jack, but Jack rushes at him and kicks the gun of his hand, then sweep kicks him off his feet then he catches and hits him in the head with his own gun, knocking him out.]*

**One-Eyed Jack:** That’s another way to use guns.

*[We cut to High Card hitting some thugs with several swings of her staff, and then two thugs try to punch, but she ducks and does a jump split kick. Cut to Eleven of hearts jumping in the air and throwing some heart bombs at some thugs. She lands on the floor, lassos a thug’s hand, and body slams him to the floor.]*

**Eleven of Hearts:** I love using my fashion for fighting!

*[Cut to Night Club sound blasting some thugs, making them fly across the room. She then does a flip and hits a thug in the face. More thugs come to the Night Club, but she turns up the volume on her guitar.]*

**Night Club:** Time to rock your world!

*[Night Club unleashes a powerful Sonic Boom on some thugs, launching across the room and it also breaks the windows. Cut to Joker punching some thugs with her spring loaded boxing glove and then she puts her behind her back. Two thugs try to punch Joker, but she grabs their fists and shocks them with her joybuzzer.]*

**Joker:** It’s *shocking* that you fell for that!

*[The two thugs become dazed and then Joker takes out her hammer, hitting them both. Some thugs get up and try to stab her with their knives, but Joker takes out a feather and rushes at them. She then runs past them and tickles them, making them laugh. Joker then does a spinning hammer attack, taking them all out.]*

**Joker:** That attack was a *hit*~!*[laughs]*

*[We cut to Strong Suit taking out multiple thugs with a flurry of punches, and then she jumps in the air and does a loud stomp that creates a shockwave, knocking the thugs back.]*

**Strong Suit:** I’m so glad I didn’t skip leg day!

*[We cut to Eight of Spades digging a large hole in the floor. She jumps out and rushes at the thugs. She blocks them and attacks them at the same time. She then runs away and they give chase, but the thugs fall into the hole.]*

**Eight of Spades:** There’s no aces in this hole either.

*[Cut to Royal Flush lunges at several thugs and hits them with her monkey wrench. She then throws it at one thug, knocking him out. Royal Flush quickly catches the wrench.]*

**Royal Flush:** Take this!

*[Royal Flush does an uppercut with her wrench. She twirls the wrench and kisses it.]*

**Royal Flush:** That’s my girl.

*[We cut to the Queen of Diamonds charging at some thugs, who aim their guns at her.]*

**Queen of Diamonds:** Diamond….Axe!

*[Queen of Diamonds summons an axe and slices their guns. She then hits them with the other end of her axe, then she does a jump kick.]*

**Queen of Diamonds:** My elegance knows no bounds!

*[Cut to Card Counter throwing some electric numbers and shooting some thugs with her laser guns, and then she disables the thugs’ guns with her disruptor.]*

**Card Counter:** I have an opening for you, youngest sibling.

**Deuce:** Ya!

*[Deuce throws several explosive diapers at them, knocking them out. The Leader then charges at Ace with a knife, but he does a jump spin back hit and delivers a left cross to his face, then he uses his grappling gun to latch onto his shoulder and slams him to the ground.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Now to get what we came for.*[grabs the leader by collar]* Alright, what do you know about what happened last night?

**The Leader:** I’m not telling you anything, Full House Gang!

**Ace Savvy:** Strong Suit?

*[Strong Suit rushes over and twists his arm, causing him to scream in pain.]*

**Strong Suit:** You better talk or I’ll go for the other one!

**The Leader:** Okay, okay, I’ll talk! I know about the robbery, but me and my men weren't involved.

**Strong Suit:** What?!

**The Leader:** Hang on, hang on, I’m not finished! We weren’t involved, but the person who robbed the bank stole our weapons for a heist we were gonna commit.

**Ace Savvy:** *[lets him go]* Well Joker, you were half right about these guys. They were suspicious, but they were indirectly responsible, not directly. However, it does a provide us a clue for who committed the murders and the bank robbery.

**Joker:** I'll take that.

**Ace Savvy:** However, they still were about to commit a heist and they did attack us. So we should still take you to jail.

**The Leader:** Dang it!

*[High Card dials 9-1-1 and it starts ringing.]*

\*\*\*

*[We cut to the night where Luna and Luan are sleeping. Suddenly, Luan starts tossing and turning.]*

**Ominous Voice:** Luan…

**Luan:** No, no, no!

**Ominous Voice:** Luan~!

**Luan:** No…leave me alone!

**Ominous Voice:** LUAN!

*[Luan yelps herself awake and starts panting.]*

**Luna:** *[Lowers herself]* Dude, are you okay?

**Luan:** I don’t know, I keep hearing these voices in my head.

**Luna:** It’s probably just a bad dream. Maybe you should get a late night snack, nothing some comfort food can’t fix.

**Luan:** Good idea, thanks Luna.

**Luna:** No problem, sis. *[Goes back to sleep.]*

*[Luan gets out of bed and goes downstairs. In the kitchen, Luan opens the fridge and finds a plate of cookies.]*

**Luan:** Ah, Clyde’s snickerdoodles. They’re almost as good as mine, dad’s, and Lola’s.

*[Luan puts the plate on the table and then she grabs a glass from the cabinet. Luan then takes out a jug of milk and pours the milk in her cup. Suddenly, once the cup had enough milk, a reflection of herself with pale white skin and a creepy smile appeared, Luan yelps. She then rubs her eyes and sees the reflection has disappeared.]*

**Luan:** Keep it together, Luan. Keep it together. You’re just imagining things, after you have your snack, just go and wash your face.

*[Luan starts eating the cookies and drinking her milk.]*

\*\*\*

*[We cut to Luan in the bathroom where she is washing her face. She then turns off the water.]*

**Luan:** That should do the trick.

*[Luan grabs a towel and starts wiping her face.]*

**The Ominous Voice:** Knock knock.

**Luan:** Huh? Who said that?

**The Ominous Voice:** Turn around.

*[Luan timidly turns around to the mirror and yells at it. The mirror reveals a reflection of herself with white skin, black eyeshadow, pink lips, and yellow teeth.]*

**The Reflection:** Let’s try that again, knock knock.

**Luan:** *[trembling]* Wh-who’s there?

**The Reflection:** Orange.

**Luan:** *[trembling]* Orange who?

**The Reflection:** *Orange* you glad we killed those people?

**Luan:** What?! When did I do that?!

**The Reflection:** The other night. I made you lose control and you don’t remember.

**Luan:** No wonder I didn’t recognize that flag or that pie tin. Why did you make me do it?

**The Reflection:** Because of those chemicals we fell into. I’m now in your head, I am you and you are me. We have become an agent of chaos, a clown princess of crime, a court jester of a genocide.

**Luan:** No…NO!

*[Luan runs out of the bathroom with tears in her eyes. She dashes down the stairs and goes out to the backyard. She then falls on her knees.]*

**Luan:** This can't be happening! This can’t be happening!

*[Luan covers her face with her hands and starts crying. Just then, her sobbing dissolves into laughing. Her skin starts turning white and then she uncovers her face, revealing her pink smile, eyeshadowed eyes, and yellow teeth while still laughing and having her head facing up to the sky.]*

\*\*\*

*[We cut to the morning where Luan is sleeping in her bed, then she wakes up and yawns.]*

**Luan:** Man, I did not sleep so good last night. Eh, today’s a new day. I’m sure I won’t expect anything out of the ordinary.

*[Luan gets up and leaves the room.]*

**Lori:***[from downstairs]* Luan, come quick!

**Luan:** Huh?

*[Luan rushes downstairs and finds the rest of the gang watching the news.]*

**Katherine Mulligan:** Breaking news: another murder and a robbery at the bank!

**Luan:** Again?! this is making less *scents*! *[laughs]* But seriously, why would someone rob the same bank twice?

**Lincoln:** I don’t know, but we’re gonna get to the bottom of this.

*[We cut to the bank where the Full House Gang meetup with Commissioner Grouse and Detective Allen. Around them are some body bags]*

**Ace Savvy:** How did he or she steal this time?

**Commissioner Grouse:** 13 million clams.

**Elliot:** And it gets worse, more people have been poisoned.

**Joker:***[in her head]* Oh no! I must’ve done it again! Why can’t I control my form?!

*[Joker then turns to the window and sees her evil reflection, evilly smiling and waving at her.]*

**The Reflection:** Hi.

*[Joker gasps]*

**High Card:** Joker, are you okay?

**Joker:** Yeah, yeah, I’m fine!

**Ace Savvy:** We’re trying very hard to find this mad person, Commish, we promise.

*[The gang leave the bank and they drive off.]*

**Ace Savvy:** So this criminal is a prankster, right?

**High Card:** Right.

**Ace Savvy:** So that means she’d want to show the town how good she or he is, and since the lethal pranking tools we found were limited, so there’s only one place this criminal would go…

*[We jumpcut to the gang arriving at a store called ‘The Palazzo of Pranks’. The kids head inside and find that the store is empty.]*

**Strong Suit:** Woah! They cleaned this out!

**One-Eyed Jack:** Whoever is this prankster, they're wasting no time trying to be the best.

*[The gang meets a man with a light blue shirt, dark brown pants, and purple slippers. He has short dark gray hair and wears an eye patch on his left eye.]*

**The Owner:** Hello there, I’m sorry, but I’m all out of novelty things.

**Ace Savvy:** I know, but we’re not here to buy anything, we’re to find out about one of your customers. Who is she or he?

**The Owner:** Oh, it’s a “she” alright.

**Card Counter:** How do you know it was a female?

**The Owner:** I couldn’t tell at first because she had a mask on, but I noticed she had a pony tail and she went into the girl’s bathroom.

*[Joker gulps]*

**Eleven of Hearts:** Did she say pacifically what she needed your stuff for?

**Card Counter:** It’s specifically, Eleven of Hearts.

**Eleven of Hearts:** Oh.

**The Owner:** No, actually. She didn’t say anything.

**Ace Savvy:** Well, whatever it is, it doesn’t sound very funny. How long will it be until you restock?

**The Owner:** A couple weeks. She gave me lots of money, now I’m set for life!

**Strong Suit:** Good for you.

**Ace Savvy:** Come on guys let’s go.

*[The gang leaves the store and gets back into vanzilla. Joker then started to become anxious. Her hands started shaking and she started sweating. Night Club looks at her funny.]*

**Night Club:** Luan, are you sure you’re okay? Is there something that you’re not telling us?

**Joker:** Huh?

**High Card:** Do you know anything about this trickster?

**Joker:** N-no, no, of course not. I don’t know anything.

**Strong Suit:** Are you sure?

**Joker:** Yes~! I’m sure~!

**Strong Suit:** Okay, okay. Just being safe.

*[The gang drives off]*

\*\*\*

*[We cut to the attic where Luan is holding a hand mirror.]*

**Luan:** How could you commit the same crime twice?!

**The Reflection:** How could I? How could we?

**Luan:** No! There is no “we”! I don’t want to do anymore!

**The Reflection:** You won’t have a choice! I’m in control, your siblings don’t suspect a thing, but they’ll find out sooner or later!

**Luan:** No…THEY WON’T! *[Smashes the hand mirror on the floor]* I will protect my family!

**Rita:***[from o.c]* Luan, it’s time for dinner!

**Luan:** Oh, sorry, but I can’t come to dinner.

**Rita:** Why?

**Luan:** *[Does a fake groan]* I have a stomach ache! So I don’t have the appetite!

**Rita:** Do you want to take your temperature?

**Luan:** Uh, I already did it myself!

**Rita:** Oh, okay. Get some rest, alright?

**Luan:** Will do!

*[Luan closes the attic door and then she starts tying herself up.]*

**Luan:** I’m gonna have to stay up here for a while. *[sighs]* I know my siblings are superheroes, but this form is so unpredictable I’m worried that my family will get killed. So I have to be up here until my condition goes away.

*[Luan spends her time in the attic, laying on the floor. Two hours later, Luna comes out of her room and looks up to the attic.]*

**Luna:** Luan, are you coming to bed?

*[Luan opens the door a little bit]*

**Luan:** Not yet, I’m trying to perfect a comedy routine. It might take a while.

**Luna:** Oh, okay.*[Starts to walk, but stops in her tracks]* Wait a minute, I thought you needed rest because you had a stomach ache.

**Luan:** *[Shifts her eyes]* Uhhhhh, it was a false alarm. It was just normal gas. Not any type of sickness you might know.

**Luna:** Okay, I’ll tell Mom that, you come to bed when you're done..*[walks off]*

**Luan:** Phew. *[Closes the door.]*

*[Luan spends several hours in the attic and tries to entertain herself in different ways. She tries telling jokes to herself.]*

**Luan:** Why did the chicken cross the playground?

*[Beat]*

**Luan:** To get to the other *slide*!

*[There is only silence.]*

**Luan:** Okay, I’ll just pretend that there’s a laughtrack in the background.

*[Luan closes her eyes, puts her hands on her temples and starts shaking, then she hears a laughtrack in her head.]*

**Luan:** There, that’s better. Okay, what happened to the paper that fell in the ocean?

*[Beat]*

**Luan:** It was all *washed* up!

*[Laughtrack]*

**Luan:** What do you call a phone app that has clocks involved?

*[Beat]*

**Luan:** Tick Tock!

*[Laughtrack]*

**Luan:** Thank you, thank you! I’ll be here all week! Here’s one another!

*[Suddenly, the eyeshadow grows back.]*

**Luan:** Who's gonna kill a girl with a knife? Me!

*[Suddenly, Luan hears her imaginary audience gasp and start booing. Luan then shakes her head and her eyes.]*

**Luan:** Dang it! Why did you have to do that?! That’s not even a joke! Okay, okay, maybe telling jokes was a bad idea. How about I sing? *[singing]* *Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow!*

*[Beat]*

**Luan:** *Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me*

*I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed*

*She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb*

*In the shape of an "L" on her forehead*

*Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming*

*Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running*

*Didn't make sense not to live for fun*

*Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb*

*So much to do, so much to see*

*So what's wrong with taking the back streets?*

*You'll never know if you don't go*

*You'll never shine if you don't glow*

*Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play*

*Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid*

*And all that glitters is gold*

*Only shooting stars break the mold!*

*[A few minutes later]*

**Luan:***[starts singing crazily ] Oh, Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling*

*From glen to glen, and down the mountain side.*

*The summer's gone, and all the roses falling,*

*It's you, it's you must go and I must bide.*

*But come ye back when summer's in the meadow,*

*Or when the valley's hushed and white with snow,*

*It's I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow,*

*Oh, Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you so!*

*[One hour later]*

**Luan:***[singing] I need some sleep*

*Time to put the old horse down*

*I'm in too deep*

*And the wheels keep spinning 'round*

*Everyone says I'm getting down too low*

*Everyone says, "You just got to let it go"*

*You just got to let it go*

*You just got to let it go*

*You just got to let it go*

*You just got to let it go*

*You just got to let it go*

*[Two hours later]*

**Luan:***[singing softly]* *Isn't it rich?*

*Are we a pair?*

*Me here at last on the ground,*

*You in mid-air,*

*Send in the clowns.*

*Isn't it bliss?*

*Don't you approve?*

*One who keeps tearing around,*

*One who can't move,*

*Where are the clowns?*

*Send in the clowns,*

*Just when I stopped,*

*Opening doors,*

*Finally knowing the one that I wanted was yours,*

*Making my entrance again with my usual flair,*

*Sure of my lines,*

*None is there,*

*Don't you love a farce?*

*My fault, I fear,*

*I thought that you'd want what I want,*

*Sorry my dear,*

*But where are the clowns?*

*Send in the clowns.*

*[Three hours later, Luan is asleep, but then she starts giggling in her sleep.]*

**Luan:** HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *[wakes up]* Not again! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *[her skin turns white, her lips turn pink, and black eyeshadow forms on her face]*

\*\*\*

*[We cut to Lincoln’s room later that night. Lincoln is nestled in bed with Bun-Bun in his arms. Suddenly, his stomach starts growling and he wakes up.]*

**Lincoln:** I’m getting hungry, I could use a late-night snack.

*[Lincoln jumps out of bed, gets out of his room, and goes downstairs. Once he makes it to the kitchen, Lincoln opens the fridge and finds leftover Mac and Cheese Bites. Just as he’s about to eat one, mysterious footsteps are heard.]*

**Lincoln:** *[jumps in surprise]* Huh? Who's there?

*[Lincoln looks in the dining room, finding nothing. He quickly eats the bite and slowly walks out of the kitchen and into the dining room. Just then, some knocks are heard, startling Lincoln and he turns around, seeing no behind him.]*

**Lincoln:** Come on, Lincoln, you’re better than this. You’re a superhero, you shouldn’t be scared.

*[Lincoln takes out a card]*

**Lincoln:** Good thing, I carry some of these in case of an emergency.

*[Lincoln does a defensive stance and moves while holding it. Lincoln then walks up the stairs. Just when he’s about to pass the second floor, he looks at the other section and sees a strange figure, making him gasp in shock. Lincoln turns the light on, the figure then disappears. He repeats this a couple of times until he heads forward, feeling apprehensive. Lincoln looks around the hallway, then he sighs in relief.]*

**Lincoln:** Thank goodness.

*[Just when he’s about to go back to his room, the same figure falls on top of him. Lincoln looks up and there’s a click of flashlight and the gleam reveals Luan in her white skin form.]*

**Luan:** Beep Beep, Linky!

**Lincoln:** AAH! LUAN!

*[Lincoln slips out from underneath Luan, and regains his footing.]*

**Lincoln:** What happened to you?!

**Luan:** Oh, you know, I took a dive in some chemical. This and that, nothing new, really.

**Lincoln:** What?! Then that means….it was you! It was you this whole time!

**Luan:** Yes! I am no longer the Joker, I am…*[does a spin and strikes a pose]* the Jester!

**Lincoln:** Oh, guys come quick!

*[The other sisters come out of their rooms and gasp. Lynn Sr., Rita, Harold, Howard, and Clyde come up to the third floor and gasp.]*

**Lori:** Luan!

**The Jester:** That’s the Jester to you!

**Lisa:** I knew I should’ve done a second scan when I fell into that vat of chemicals!

**Leni:** So you murdered that couple?

**Luna:** And stole from that clown gang?

**Lynn:** And robbed the bank twice?

**Luan:** You bet! And it was wonderful! Very accelerating!

**Lynn Sr.:** This isn’t a game, Luan!

**Rita:** This is serious!

**Harold:** You’ve turned into a psychopath!

**Howard:** And you need help!

**The Jester:** You’re right, I do need help…

**Lisa:** Excellent, I’ll work on an antidote and…

**The Jester:** With the big plans I have for the Royal Woods! I need a crew so I can paint this town red!

**Lori:** You will do no such thing!

**Lincoln:** Get her!

*[Everyone rushes her and tries to grabs her, but the Jester throws a smoke bomb, creating a large pink cloud of smoke. The rest cough and once the smoke clears, they find that she has disappeared.]*

**Lincoln:** She’s gone!

*[The others look on in shock while Lynn Sr. faints to the floor.]*

\*\*\*

*[We cut to Benny’s house where he’s brushing his teeth. He rinses out his mouth and turns off the water. He goes out of the bathroom and goes to his room.]*

**Benny:***[yawns]* Time to get some sleep.

*[Benny moves the sheets on his bed, revealing Luan/the Jester laying on her side.]*

**The Jester:** Hey Benny.

**Benny:***[yelps]* Luan! What are you doing here?! And why do you look like a childhood nightmare?

**The Jester:** I had a little chemical bath, but that’s not important. I have a propitiation, I have a plan that will set the town on fire. So I need you, my favorite funny man, to help me.

**Benny:** What?! Okay, Luan, let me tell you-*[his mouth gets covered by Luan’s hand]*

**The Jester:** Before you refuse, let me give you something to persuade you.

*[Luan locked lips with Sam, and they began making out. Benny begins enjoying it, but then Jester injects with a syringe, causing Benny to let out a muffled scream.]*

\*\*\*

*[We cut to the following morning; the entire family, sans Luan, is gathered in the living room.]*

**Lynn Sr.:** I think you all know why we've called you in here.

**Lori:** Yeah, Luan became a psychopath and she’s gonna havoc through the city.

**Lincoln:** But what I wanna know is why didn’t she tell us about it sooner?

**Lisa:** I think it’s possible her normal self has no memory of committing crimes while her alter ego does. One question is if Luan now knows about the form.

**Luna:** Well, one night she said she heard voices in her head. I thought it was just a dream, but that must’ve her dark side talking to her.

**Lisa:** Then that means she knew about the form and still didn’t tell us.

**Lola:** But why?

**Lynn:** Maybe she was afraid that we might take her to jail.

**Leni:** No, I think she knows that we would know that it wasn’t her fault, I think she didn’t tell us because she wanted to protect from it.

**Clyde:** That surprisingly makes more sense, actually.

**Harold:** But she shouldn’t keep something so serious like that from us.

**Howard:** I agree.

**Lynn Sr.:** Yeah, we’re family. If there’s something happening to us, we’ll figure it out together. We always have.

**Lynn:** Yeah, you guys did the same thing for me when I became a berserking rage monster.

*[Lynn looks down at her hands and becomes solemn.]*

**Lynn:***[sighs]* I still regret that.

**Lincoln:** Don’t worry, Lynn ,it’s all in the past.

*[Lincoln pats her back and she smiles at him.]*

**Lynn Sr.:** One thing I wanna know is why Luan would want to steal millions of dollars?

**Lisa:** Maybe she needs the money for a project and she didn’t want to use our banking account. After all of us except Lily, have been given bank accounts.

**Lori:** Rest assured, we’ll find out where Luan is and cure her.

*[Lincoln picks up the remote and turns on the tv.]*

**Lincoln:***[shocked]* We better do it fast!

*[The others look at the tv.]*

**Katherine Mulligan:** This is Katherine Mulligan with breaking news! Part of the city has become pranking cesspool! Multiple people have been in some car accidents.*[Footage shows people in their cars opening up their glove compartments, and they find paint bombs that splatter their windshields, which causes them to crash into each other.]* People are getting stuck to chairs.*[Footage shows people running out of restaurants with chairs glued to their butts.]* And most shockingly of all, people are getting poisoned. *[Footage shows women in a perfume store, spraying themselves, but they start laughing uncontrollably, their skins turn white, and they drop dead.]*

*[The Louds and McBrides gasp in shock]*

**Katherine Mulligan:** Unless the Full House Gang gets down here and stops this, I’m afraid the situation will get even worse.

*[Suddenly, some pies are thrown from a distance, and Katherine and her cameraman duck.]*

**Katherine Mulligan:** This is Katherine Mulligan signing off! *["Please Stand By" screen appears]*

**Lincoln:** Looks like that’s our cue guys!

\*\*\*

*[We cut to the gang gathered in the Ace Cave. Card Counter is seen mixing together some chemicals. She stirs the liquid and pours it into some syringes.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Why do you need more than one?

**Card Counter:** This is in case when we try to restrain Luan and she breaks the syringe.

**Ace Savvy:** That makes sense.

*[Card Counters puts syringes in her pockets and the gang heads inside vanzilla.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Alright guys, time to get our sister back.

*[The gang drives off. We cut to the Full House Gang driving through a devastated part. Some of the members look out the windows and see people covered in paint and feathers, other people are dazed and covered with ashes from some explosive Jack in the Boxes, and dozens of people are covered with poison pie.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Guys, looked!

*[The gang looks to see buildings graffitied with the “JESTER AND THE CLOWN CREW!”.]*

**High Card:** Whoa, she really isn’t alone.

**Night Club:** She probably has an army or something.

**One-Eyed Jack:** Yeah, Luan may be a good prankster, but she wouldn't've been able to do this by herself.

**Ace Savvy:** But one thing’s for sure, we'll be able to stop them.

**High Card:** But how are we gonna find her?

**Card Counter:** Ahem! *[she pulls out a tracking radar]*

**High Card:** Oh, right.

*[The gang goes forward. Card Counter is reading her radar, while High Card drives.]*

**Card Counter:** Lori, take a right.

*[High Card turns to said direction, and they arrive at the location, which is a large circus.]*

**Ace Savvy:** A circus?!

**Strong Suit:** This is whack-a-doodle!

**Queen of Diamonds:** It must’ve cost a fortune.

**One-Eyed Jack:** That’s why she needed millions of dollars.

**Ace Savvy:** Okay guys, let’s put our game faces on.

*[The gang gets out of the van and runs inside the circus. They look around to see several giant cards with creepy smiling Luan faces on the wall. There also are some giant smiley faces on the wall, some clown dolls hanging from the ceiling. The gang then approaches a large throne and looks up to the Jester sitting on top of it.]*

**The Jester:** Hello, my dear siblings. I had a feeling that you would come. Kind of… predictable if you know what I mean.

**Ace Savvy:** We’re not that predictable. Besides, we came here to stop you.

**The Jester:** Why? Because I’m having fun.

**Ace Savvy:** Because you’re insane.

**The Jester:** It’s true, I am a little cuckoo in the coconut, but that’s what happens.

**High Card:** *[confused]* Huh?

**The Jester:** That’s what happens when you have one bad day. You see, all it takes is one bad day to drive the sanest person to lunacy. It’s that simple.

*[The Jester flips off and lands on the ground.]*

**The Jester:** You really wanna know the plan, do you? Okay, I’ll spill the beans. You know about my laughing gas, right? Well, I’m planning to use it for my greatest prank ever! *[takes out a remote]* Observe.

*[The Jester presses the button, and the ground starts shaking. Suddenly, rising from the floor is a large, towering device that is blowing gas into a large yellow balloon with a smiley face and the ceiling opens up. The gang gasps in shock.]*

**Ace Savvy:** You’re planning to kill the whole city?!

**The Jester:** WHAT?! Nooooo! Of course not! I’m doing something MUCH better! You see, those chemicals not only gave me this funny and beautiful exterior, I’ve been some high genius, I’m almost close to Lisa at this point! With my great brain, I’ve been able to create the perfect formula that will turn everyone in Michigan into me! *[laughs maniacally]*

*[The gang takes a defensive stance.]*

**Ace Savvy:** We’re not gonna let you do this!

**The Jester:** You’d do that. *[whistles]* Oh, Clown Crew!

*[The gang looks up and swinging down on a trapeze is Ruby with slightly white skin. She also had a pink checked tank top, which exposed her midriff and navel, as well as a loose blue glove on her left hand, and a blue sleeve on her right. She wore blue and pink pants, with a pink spade pattern on the right, and a loose belt with a diamond buckle. She wore blue boots that ended halfway between her knee and ankle as shoes. Cut to Shannon with white skin cartwheeling in the scene, wearing a orange vest, a green and white long-sleeved shirt with black stripes, purple pants with patches, brown shoes, a red bowler hat with a pink band, an orange wig, a red bowtie, white gloves and a red clown nose. Cut to a Jack in the Box with its handle spinning and playing “Pop Goes The Weasel”, then Benny with pale white skin pops out of it, wearing a blue and black jester. From the curtains, are seven muscly clowns.]*

**Strong Suit:** I understand your Theatre Club, but what did you get those guys?!

**The Jester:** From Fitness Training Gyms.

**High Card:** How many cures do you have, Lisa?

**Card Counter:** At least 11.

**Ace Savvy:** Perfect, Gang Go!

*[The Gang charges ahead and the final battle begins. The Jester rushes towards the control panel and sets the timer for twenty minutes, then she runs away. Ace Savvy chases after her and she tackles her. They roll over the floor and then the Jester kicks off but Ace lands and skids across the floor.]*

**Jester:** Come on, Linc! Don’t be a party pooper!

**Ace Savvy:** This isn’t a party! *[whips out some cards]*

*[Ace Savvy throws some at Jester but she dodges them and she throws her own cards, but Ace dodges them. He then rushes at her with a sudden string of punches; she dodges them effortlessly, then Jester pulls out a knife and tries stabbing him, but he dodges the attacks and then he blocks them with his bracelets. Ace then knocks the knife out of her hand and kicks across the room, then he charges at her. Cut to High Card dodging some attacks from Shannon’s spring loaded boxing glove.]*

**High Card:** Shannon! We’re trying to help you!

*[Shannon delivers one more punch, but High Card grabs her weapon and throws it away, then High Card tackles her to the floor.]*

**High Card:** Guys, I got her pinned down. I need the cure!

*[Shannon then grabs her neck and starts choking her. Cut to Eleven of Hearts, Deuce, One-Eyed Jack, Strong Suit, and Card Counter taking on the Muscle Clown.]*

**Card Counter:** We’re a little busy right now!

*[Eleven of Hearts punches and kicks the clown, then she wraps her sash around his leg and pulls him to the floor. Strong Suit delivers a flurry of punches to the clown's stomach then he delivers a strong uppercut, knocking him to the floor. Card Counter throws some numbers at the thug, makes some calculations on her calculator, and shocks him, making him fall to the floor. Strong Suit takes the needle out of Card Counter’s pocket.]*

**Strong Suit:** Lori, catch!

*[Strong Suit throws a syringe to High Card, she catches it and jabs Shannon in the neck, causing her to gasp and fall unconscious. Shannon’s skin then changes back to normal color.]*

**High Card:** She won’t remember any of this.

*[Cut to Benny throwing some smiley faced bombs at Night Club, but she dodges all of them.]*

**Night Club:** Come on, Ben! Don’t make me have to hurt you!

*[Benny throws one more bomb, but Night Club avoids it and divs down, grabbing Benny by the neck and lifting him back up in the air. Benny starts punching Night Club in the head, but she catches his fist at the last second and they become locked.]*

**Night Club:** Okay, Lis, I need a cure right now!

*[Card Counter runs in and throws the syringe in the air, allowing Night Club to catch it. She tries to stick him with it, but Benny pulls out a pie and sticks in her face, causing her to let go of Benny so she can wipe her face. Night Club licks her lips.]*

**Night Club:** Phew, it’s not poisoned.

*[Cut to the clown that Strong Suit took down getting back up to punch her, but she dodges and starts punching him in the face. Card Counter comes by with a syringe.]*

**Card Counter:** Here’s the remedy! *[throws the needle]*

*[Strong Suit grabs it and sticks him with the needle, causing him to fall to the floor. His skin reverts back to normal.]*

**Strong Suit:** Thanks, Lis!

*[Cut to Night Club landing back on the ground and rushing over to Benny, who pulls out a hammer of her own. While laughing, he starts swinging the hammer, but Night Club dodges the attacks and kicks the hammer out of his hand, then twirls and injects him with the syringe. He starts gasping and falls to the floor. His skin then turns back to normal.]*

**Night Club:** Don’t worry, dude, we’re gonna get you home.

*[We cut to Royal Flush and Queen of Diamond taking some muscle clown with a monkey wrench and diamond gauntlets. They then inject them with the cure.]*

**The Twins:** Yes!

*[Suddenly, Ruby takes out a gun and aims it at the twins.]*

**Royal Flush:** Lola, look out! She has a gun!

*[When Ruby pulls the trigger, a “BANG!” flag pops out of the gun.]*

**The Twins:** Phew!

*[Ruby then pushes the trigger again, the flag flies out of the gun. The twin dodge as the flag pierces the wall. ]*

**Queen of Diamonds:** We spoke too soon.

*[The twins charge Ruby while she starts reloading and firing her gun, but they both dodge the flags. Royal Flush throws her wrench and it knocks the gun of her hand. ]*

**Queen of Diamonds:** Diamond Chains!

*[Queen of Diamonds creates some chains and throws them at Ruby, tying her wrists and ankles. She tries hopping, but she falls on the floor. Card Counter throws them the syringes and the twins inject Ruby.]*

**Royal Flush:** There, that should do it.

*[We cut to Ace Savvy trying to punch and kick the Jester, but she ducks and dodges the attack, then she does a flip. While in the air, she spins and throws some cards, but Ace dodges as they pierce the floor. ]*

**The Jester:** *[lands back down]* Alright, try this on for size!

*[The Jester squirts some acid out of her flower, and Ace Savvy miraculously dodges it.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Acid?! Are you crazy?!

**The Jester:** As a hyena!

**Ace Savvy:** Okay, now I know that the *real* Luan wouldn’t do that!

**The Jester:** Well, the *real* Luan is gone!

*[The Jester pulls her spring-loaded boxing glove and punches him with it, knocking him to the ground.]*

**The Jester:** Time for the final punchline!

*[The Jester jumps over to Ace and tries to punch him again, but he grabs the weapon, throws it away, and kicks her in the face. Ace Savvy then gets and delivers a flurry of punches, but the Jester dodges some of them, then she grabs his wrist, and Ace punches her. The Jester tries to kick, but he ducks and punches her with both fists. The Jester stumbles backwards and looks at the device’s timer, seeing five minutes on it.]*

**The Jester:***[evil laughs]* You’re out of luck, Ace! We've been going at each other for fifteen minutes, and there’s only five minutes left on the timer! *[laughs]* Soon, I’ll have an entire army of Jesters!

**Ace Savvy:** That’s not gonna happen, Lisa, shut it down!

**Card Counter:** Yes sir, Elder Brother!

*[The Card Counter rushes over to the control panel.]*

**The Jester:** NO!

*[The Jester runs over to the Card Counter, but Ace Savvy tackles her to the floor and they both start fighting on the ground. Card Counter starts typing and a “Yes or No” tab pops up on the screen.]*

**Computer:** Would you like to abort the launch?

**Card Counter:** Yes! *[press the button]*

*[A password tab pops up]*

**Computer:** Please put in your password.

*[The Jester then holds down Ace and starts tickling his feet with a feather.]*

**The Jester:** You’ll never be able to guess the password!

**Card Counter:** I won’t have to. *[pulls her cryptographic sequencer]* I have this.

*[Card Counter starts hacking the computer and gets a password, saying “MR.COCONUTS”.]*

**The jester:***[growls]* You’re making me one very sad clown!

*[The Jester lets go of Ace and runs towards the Card Counter. While on the ground, Ace Savvy takes out a card.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Sorry Luan, but you left me with no choice.

*[Ace Savvy throws the card at Luan and it unleashes a mild electric shock, causing her to scream in pain.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Lisa now!

*[Card Counter puts in the password and the computer accepts it.]*

**Computer:** Initiating shutdown sequence.

*[The device starts sucking back in the gas, deflating the balloon. Feeling dazed, the jester falls to the ground and passes out. The gang goes to her.]*

**Ace Savvy:** Don’t worry, Luan, we’ll have you home soon.

\*\*\*

*[We cut to the Ace Cave’s infirmary where the siblings and Clyde gathered around Luan lying on the bed. Lisa takes out the syringe.]*

**Lisa:** The last cure.

*[Lisa injects the antidote in her neck. After a couple minutes, Luan wakes up and clutches her head.]*

**Luan:***[groans]* My head. What happened?

**Lincoln:** Okay, let me tell you.

*[A twenty minutes later]*

**Lincoln:** And that’s what happened.

**Luan:** Thanks for turning me back to normal, guys, but I feel bad for what I’ve done. Really, really bad.

*[Tears start welling up in her eyes and the siblings look at her solemnly.]*

**Luan:** I'm sorry. I'm sorry! I'm just so sorry! I deserve to be in jail!

*[Luan starts sobbing and then Lincoln goes over to her bed and gives her a hug.]*

**Lincoln:** Luan, it’s okay. It wasn’t your fault, those chemicals just made you something you're not. Besides, we know you would never make pranks that could nearly kill us.

**Luan:** *[sniffles]* Really?

**Lori:** Of course, we know a lot about you to know that you’d never throw away our lives for the sake of a joke.

*[Luan smiles and then the rest of the siblings, including Clyde, get into a group hug.]*

**Clyde:** I love reconciliation.

**Lisa:** And don’t worry about getting sent to jail, I told the commissioner what happened and he understood, then decided not to press charges.

**Luan:** Aww, thanks, Lis.

*[The kids then end the hug]*

**Luan:** Y’know, my alter ego had a joke. You wanna hear it?

**Lynn:** Eh, why not?

**Luan:** See, there were these two girls in prison... and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in prison any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they went into the forest , and there, just across the gap was a river, they saw a log, underneath the pale moonlight... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first girl, she walks across the log. But her friend, her friend didn't dare make the leap. Y'see... Y'see, she's afraid of falling. So then, the first girl has an idea... she says 'Hey! I have this torch with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the river. You can walk along the log and join me!' B-but the second girl just shakes her head. She says 'Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd blow it out when I was half way across! Then the other girl says “Then I guess I blew our chance for freedom!”

*[There is a long pause. Luan then starts snickering.]*

**Luan:** ‘Scuse me.

*[Luan starts laughing and then Lincoln joins in on the laughter, then the sisters and Clyde laughing as well. After a while, the kids’ laughs start dying down.]*

**Lincoln:** You know we just joined in to be nice, right?

**Luan:** Yeah, and I’ll take it. So you guys wanna go watch a movie?

**Lincoln:** Sure!

*[We cut to the siblings and Clyde, sans Luan, in the kitchen, wafting for the popcorn in the microwave to be done.]*

**Lincoln:** Well, guys, this has been one crazy April Fools Day.

**Lori:**Yeah, I bet after what happened, Luan doesn’t feel like pranking.

*[The microwave beeps and Lincoln takes out popcorn. He then pours it into a bowl.]*

**Luan:** *[from the living room]* Is the popcorn ready yet?!

**Lincoln:** Yep!

*[The siblings and Clyde get out of the kitchen and arrive in the living room.]*

**Luan:**Alright, guys, take a seat!

*[The siblings and Clyde sit down on the couch, but a loud fart and a foul stench start emanating from it. The siblings look to see Super Tooter 900 whoopee cushions sticking out of the cushions. The siblings and Clyde give a deadpan expression to Luan.]*

**Luan:** That was a *gas*! *[laughs]*

**Lori:** I spoke too soon.

**Luan:** Hey guy, do you want some butter for your popcorn?

**Lincoln:** Uh, sure.

**Luan:** Okay, let me get it for you! *[Pulls a rope]*

*[The buckets of melted butter fall on them.]*

**Luan:** You'd *butter* believe you fell for that one! *[laughs]*

**Lincoln:** Lori, what time is it?

**Lori** *[checks her phone]* 5:00pm

**Lincoln:** That means we have eight hours until this day is over.

**Luan:** And I’ll be enjoying every second of it!

*[Luan continues laughing while the siblings and Clyde roll their eyes.]*

**The End**