Billionaire

**Billionaire** by *Travie McCoy feat. Bruno Mars* is featured in Audition, the first episode of Season Two.

Finn asked Sam if he could sing this song in front of the whole group for an audition. Although Sam agreed, he never showed up for his audition, after Finn got kicked off the football team by Beiste.

## Lyrics

* LLM Version
* Studio Version
* Glee Episode Version

**Sam**

I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad

Buy all of the things I never had

I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine

Smilin' next to Oprah and the Queen

Oh, every time I close my eyes

I see my name in shinin' lights, yeah

A different city every night, oh I

I swear the world better prepare

For when I'm a billionaire

**Artie**

Yeah, I would have a show like Oprah, I would be the host of

Everyday Christmas, give Artie a wish list

I'd probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt

And adopt a bunch of babies that ain't never had it

Give away a few Mercedes like, "Here lady, have this"

And last but not least grant somebody their last wish

It's been a couple months that I've been single so

You can call me Artie Claus minus the Ho-Ho

Get it, I'd probably visit where Katrina hit

And darn sure do a lot more than FEMA did

Yeah, can't forget about me stupid

Everywhere I go I'ma have my own theme music

**Sam [with Ash] (Artie)**

Oh every time I [close my eyes] (Whatcha see, whatcha see?)

I [see my name in shinin' lights] (Uh huh, uh huh)

[A different city every night, oh I

I swear] the world better prepare (For what?)

For when I'm a billionaire (**New Directions Boys and Ash:** Oh oooh oh oooh) (Oh!)

For when I'm a billionaire (**New Directions Boys and Ash:** Oh oooh oh oooh (Let's go!)

I wanna be a billionaire [so freakin' bad...]

**Sam:**

I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad

Buy all of the things I never had

I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine

Smilin' next to Oprah and the Queen

Oh, every time I close my eyes

I see my name in shining lights, yeah

A different city every night, oh

I, I swear, the world better prepare

For when I'm a billionaire

**Artie:**

Yeah, I would have a show like Oprah

I would be the host of

Everyday Christmas

Give Artie a wish list

I'd probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt

And adopt a bunch of babies that ain't never had it

Give away a few Mercedes like "Here, lady, have this"

And last but not least grant somebody their last wish

It's been a couple months that I've been single, so

You can call me Artie Claus minus the "Ho, ho"

Hehe, get it, I'd probably visit where Katrina hit

And darn sure do a lot more than FEMA did

Yeah, can't forget about me, stupid

Everywhere I go I'mma have my own theme music

**Sam (Artie):**

Oh, every time I close my eyes (Oh, what ya see, what ya see, bro?)

I see my name in shining lights (Uhu, uhu)

Oh yeah, yeah (And what else?)

A different city every night, oh (Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah)

I, I swear the world better prepare (For what?)

For when I'm a billionaire (**New Directions Boys:** Ooh, ooh) (Oh)

For when I'm a Billionaire (**New Directions Boys:** Ooh, ooh) (**Puck:** Let's go)

**Puck:**

I'll be playing basketball with the President

Dunking on his delegates

Then I'll compliment him on his political etiquette

Toss a couple million in the air just for the heck of it

But keep the fives, twenties, tens and Bens completely separate

And yeah I'll be in a whole new tax bracket

We in recession but let me take a crack at it

I'll probably take whatever's left and just split it up

So everybody that I love can have a couple bucks

And not a single tummy around me

Would know what hungry was, eating good, sleeping soundly

I know we all have a similar dream

Go in your pocket, pull out your wallet

And put it in the air and sing

**Sam (Artie):**

I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad (So bad)

Buy all of the things I never had (Buy everything, haha)

I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine

Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen (What up Oprah? Aha)

Oh, every time I close my eyes (Oh, what ya see, what ya see, bro?)

I see my name in shining lights (Uhu, uhu)

Oh yeah, yeah (And what else?)

A different city every night, oh (Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah)

I, I swear the world better prepare (For what?)

For when I'm a billionaire (Yeah) (**New Directions Boys:** Ooh, ooh) (Sing it)

For when I'm a Billionaire (**New Directions Boys:** Ooh, ooh) (Oh)

I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad

**Sam**

I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad

Buy all of the things I never had

I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine

Smilin' next to Oprah and the Queen

Oh, every time I close my eyes

I see my name in shinin' lights, yeah

A different city every night, oh I

I swear the world better prepare

For when I'm a billionaire

**Artie**

Yeah, I would have a show like Oprah, I would be the host of

Everyday Christmas, give Artie a wish list

I'd probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt

And adopt a bunch of babies that ain't never had it

Give away a few Mercedes like, "Here lady, have this"

And last but not least grant somebody their last wish

It's been a couple months that I've been single so

You can call me Artie Claus minus the Ho-Ho

Get it, I'd probably visit where Katrina hit

And darn sure do a lot more than FEMA did

Yeah, can't forget about me stupid

Everywhere I go I'ma have my own theme music

**Sam (Artie)**

Oh every time I close my eyes (Whatcha see, whatcha see?)

I see my name in shinin' lights (Uh huh, uh huh)

A different city every night, oh I

I swear the world better prepare (For what?)

For when I'm a billionaire (**New Directions Boys:** Oh oooh oh oooh) (Oh!)

For when I'm a billionaire (**New Directions Boys:** Oh oooh oh oooh) (Let's go!)

I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad...

## Trivia

* The first time Sam claims to have sung in front of anyone