Asherpate's cars series 2 episode 29: 1994 Mello Yello 500

The 2nd Charlotte race of 1994.

## Transcript

Ray Reverham: Ok! Qualifying in 5th place!

Jeff Gorvette: Wow!
Even inside the top 5! I hope I can win!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And the
race is on!

Jeff Gorvette: Let's
do this!

(lap 5)

Chick Hicks: STUPID
AWFUL BILL FROM DUMBSONVILLE! (does a PIT maneuver on Bill Racelott)

Bill Raceott: CHICK,
DON'T GIVE ME A BAD NAME! (takes out 4 racers including Dale Earnhardt)

Ken Squier: And we
have a crash behind the leaders! Bill Racelott takes out 4 racers!

Ned Carrett: Dale
Earnahrdt, one of them! Thomas Tanrev is in it! Ryan Sheilds the rookie is in
it!

Ray Reverham: The
caution is out!

Jeff Gorvette: I think
the crash is way at the back!

Ray Reverham: We have
completed only 5 laps this race, so are you staying out?

Jeff Gorvette: Yes!

(lap 30)

Billy Oilchanger: I
must keep this lead! I must keep this lead!

Kyle Trackson: NOT
THIS TIME! (turns Billy Oilchanger)

Ned Carrett: Oh no!
Billy Oilchanger spins and hits the outside wall!

Ken Squier: Tough
break for Billy Oilchanger! He has np chance of winning this race!

Ray Reverham: The
caution is out!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! I
need to pit this time!

Ray Reverham: Ok! Come
in!

(lap 223)

Ken Squier: Gerald
Leadfoot is in the lead while Jeff Gorvette is right behind him!

Spike: Is it gonna be
Gerald Leadfoot or Jeff Gorvette! Proply Jeff Gorvette because he's awsome!

Jeff Gorvette: Time to
lead this lap! (passes Gerald Leadfoot)

Ken Squier: Jeff
Gorvette gets a great pass and leads lap 223!

(lap 226)

Jeff Gorvette: I must
keep this lead!

Eugene Carburaski: NO
SO FAST! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Eugene and Chick:
(pass Jeff Gorvette) HA HA HA HA!

Jeff Gorvette: STUPID
MEAN RACERS!

Spike: OH NO! EUGENE
CARBURASKI AND CHICK HICKS ARE LEADING THE PACK!

Ken Squier: Eugene
Carburaski will lead lap 226! It's lap 227 and that mean pink car, Eugene
Carburaski is the leader right now! Chick Hicks, the mean green car in 2nd,
Jeff Gorvette in 3rd, and Darrell Cartrip up to 4th!

Ned Carrett: Yeah!
Eugene Carburaski and Chick Hicks are from the bad ream owned by LeRoy Heming!
That team really sucks!

Spike: Yeah! The worst
team ever, team LeRoy Heming! It now has Chick Hicks, Eugene Carburaski and
Jonathan Melter, and Kyle Trackson is the team's rival! Kyle is Anti Chick
Hicks!

Chick Hicks: HA HA HA!
WAIT AGO! NOW I CAN TAKE THE LEAD! (passes Eugene Carburaski)

Pinkie: Now it gets
even worse! Chick Hicks is taking the lead!

Ned Carrett: That's
because Chick is the worst racer ever!

Ken Squier: Chick
Hicks leads lap 227! It's now lap 228, and Chick Hicks is still the leader!

Pinkie: Yeah! Chick
Hicks is a horible racer! I'm gonna vomit if he kills Jeff fgorvette!

Ken Squier: His
teammate, Eugene Carburaski in 2nd! Jeff Gorvette in 3rd, Darrell Cartrip in
4th and Gerald Leadfoot running in 5th now!

Darrell Cartrip: I'LL
SHOW THOSE MEAN RACERS IN THE LEAD! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: And
Darrell Cartrip has gone by Jeff Gorvette! He's now behind the 2 mean leaders!

Darrell Cartrip: I
MUST TAKE THE LEAD!

Chick Hicks: HURRY!
LET'S BLOCK HIM!

Eugene Carburaski:
LET'S DO IT!

Chick and Eugene:
(block Darrell Cartrip) HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spike: OH
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S GETTING EVEN WORSE!!!!!!! CHICK HICKS AND
EUGENE CARBURASKI ARE BLOCKING DARRELL CARTRIP!!!!

Ken Squier: WILL
DARRELL CARTRIP HAVE A CHANCE TO PASS THESE TWO!

Darrell Cartrip: MUST
NOT BE BEHIND! (passes Eugene Carburaski and Chick Hicks)

Ned Carrett: DARRELL
CARTRIP PASS THEM!

Spike: HORAY! NOW
DARRELL LEADS LAP 228!

(lap 326)

Chick Hicks: HEY, UGLY
RAINBOW! TAKE THIS! (turns Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: STOP
DOING THIS! (collects Murray Clutchburn)

Ned Carrett: OH NO!
JEFF GORVETTE AND MURRAY CLUTCHBURN ARE CRASHING!

Pinkie: YEAH! THANKS
TO THE MEAN GREEN CAR!

Spike: RIGHT! IT MUST
BE CHICK HICKS!

Ken Squier: You guys
are right! Chick is the worst racer in Piston Cup history!

Spike; Jeff and Murray
are teammates for Hendrick, AND NOW THEY HAVE CRASHED BECUASE OF THE MEAN GREEN
CAR, CHICK HICKS!

Ray Reverham: It's
over, we'll get it next time.

Jeff Gorvette: Ok.

(finish)

Chick Hicks: HA HA HA
HA! I WILL PASS YOU NOW!

Dale Carrett: NO!
(blocks Chick Hicks)

Ken Squier: Dale
Carrett holds Chick Hicks and wins at Charlotte!

Dale Carrett; Oh yeah!
I won, and you're a mean racer!

Chick Hicks: THAT'S
NOT FAIR!

Dale Earnhardt: Chick,
yuo have to be nice too-

Chick Hicks: SHUT UP,
DARK EARNCRAP! ME AND EUGENE CARBURASKI ARE GONNA BEAT YOU NEXT RACE!

Jeff Gorvette: STOP
THIS, CHICK! YOU'RE A MEAN RACER AND DALE EARNHARDT IS A BETTER RACER! YOU SHUT
UP! AND ALSO YOU'RE TEAMMATE, EUGENE CARBURASKI!!!!!!

Dale Earnhardt, Dale
Carrett and Jeff Gorvette:
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeff Gorvette: ALSO,
TAKE THIS! (blows an ultra LOUD air horn in front of Chick's ears)

Chick Hicks: AAAAHHHH!
NOT AGAIN! (runs away)

Dale Earnhardt: Good
job, blowing an ultra horn again!

Jeff Gorvette: Thanks,
Dale!