Alan Xian

"*OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD, HE REIGNS FROM HEAVEN ABOVE.*"
—Folk ballad about Alan

**Alan Xian**, known mononymously as **Alan**, was a deified figure within in the Wizard Realm in *Autistic Adventures* that acted as its overseer.

## Biography

Alan was born roughly six hundred thousand years ago as an Ancient Human, the ancestors of modern humans who possessed magic and eventually became a Guardian. As a result of the First Dark Lord War, ancient humanity went nearly extinct, with only Li Shimin, Divya Veda, and himself surviving. After his discovery of the Wizard Realm, the three migrated to the alternate universe and left the Normal Realm. For the next thousands of centuries, Alan ruled over the Wizard Realm, better the living standards of its inhabitants through technology, built the Holy Library, and contributed in the battles against the Greatbug, which earned him the title of "God" amongst its inhabitants. As time passed and Alan's activity declined, many legends and rumours were spread about him, and religions that deified him and his Emissaries were formed, with some texts being accidentally taken to the Normal Realm by Li Shimin and spurring the creation of religions there as well. Following the declaration of the Second Dark Lord War by Keyonne Greyson, Alan tasked Li to recruit as many powerful people as possible to combat Keyonne's forces, and foretold the prophecy of Peter Yan.

After Li, Peter, and Nimrod Raven arrived at the Holy Library, Peter mistook Alan for an enemy and attacked him, causing the latter to casually teleport everyone inside the reading room to the arena, and deflect Peter's Exterminate Command with ease. After Li cleared up the misunderstanding and Alan voiced his mild disappointment in Peter's strength, the quartet was alerted to a nearby explosion caused by Hamdan Sheik after the shockwave heavily vibrated the Holy Library, which Alan canceled out with a simple stomp. After treating Aiden Higora's injuries and looking into the future, Alan foretold the arrival of Keyonne's army after two weeks and ordered Li to contact Michael Hitler while he phoned Divya Veda, assembling all of his forces in order to prevent the conquest of the Holy Library. The next day, after Michael and Divya arrived at the Holy Library, Alan engaged in mock battles with his forces except his two Emissaries in order to ascertain their strengths and weaknesses and create respective last-resort items for them. After two weeks of training with his subordinates, the Battle of the Holy Library commenced as Hamdan snuck into the Holy Library and disabled its concealing and protective barrier preemptively. After a brief confrontation, the two armies clashed, with Alan warping himself and Keyonne to the Shadow Realm for a private duel.

Following the battle between the Second Dark Lord and God, which resulted in the complete destruction of the unknown planet it occurred on, Alan lost his left arm and his ability to use magic after unsuccessfully using Life Ignition. His body froze from the near-absolute zero temperature, and due to his immortality, Alan was trapped for eternity in space, unable to do die even though he wishes for it.

Despite his eternal banishment in outer space, Alan's bloodline was carried on by his artificially created daughter, Megami Xian, who he created for the purpose of making "the perfect human" with his own genetic material as her base, and was released from the Holy Library by accident three years after the events of *Actually-Good Shippuden.*

## Appearance

Due to the longevity bestowed upon him by his Abyss Magic, Alan retained his youthful appearance from more than six hundred thousand years ago. He was stated to be a dashing young man with a tall and lean build, and straight black hair and black eyes, befitting his Asian heritage. Alan usually wore ragged clothes similar to that of a beggar's, a habit he developed to make himself appear unassuming while roaming the Wizard Realm and the Normal Realm. During combat, Alan wore his Shapeshifting Shield as a gauntlet on one of his arms. During his duel with Keyonne in the Shadow Realm, Alan wore a pair of jeans and a yellow t-shirt with the text "I love humanity" in Kanji.

## Personality

Being considered a natural-born prodigy since birth, Alan was raised to become the strongest Guardian in history, subjecting him to advanced training regimes and incredibly high expectations throughout his childhood. This in turn made Alan a reluctant hero, wishing he was never born with his gift, though he hid that desire underneath his responsible and diligent persona. Despite this wish, Alan loved his family nonetheless, understanding that his great power came with a great responsibility.

After failing to save his family during the First Dark Lord War, Alan deeply regretted his reluctance, and swore to uphold his role as the Chosen One, defeat the First Dark Lord, and restore peace to the world. Although he successfully banished the Dark Lord, Earth was utterly destroyed; most of the fauna on the planet went extinct, and the single landmass was split into multiple continents that drifted apart as a result of Alan's battle with him. Devastated by his failure, Alan was ridden with guilt and decided to desert the realm and move to the newly discovered Wizard Realm, where he dedicated his life to protect and improve the lives of its inhabitants as an act of redemption.

Due to the First Dark Lord being responsible for the death of his friends and family, as well as the destruction of his home, Alan abhorred him and anything affiliated with him. This hatred carried on when Alan discovered he had escaped from exile and inhabited a new vessel, leading to him acting extremely violent and sinister towards Nigaboos affiliates compared to his usual forgiving and protective personality. This animosity also clouded his view on Keyonne's relatively just and righteous actions.

## Battle Prowess

### Magic

* **Abyss Magic**: Alan used this Arcana-type Intrinsic to access and use any existing Intrinsic's power as well as those that are yet to be, as his complete power database includes all potential Intrinsics, effectively giving him an endless number of abilities/powers, covering every possible effect and countermeasure. With this Intrinsic, Alan was nigh-omnipotent, with his only limit being the limits of magic alone. Additionally, this Intrinsic granted him true immortality, preventing him from ageing or dying from any cause no matter how severe, as well as near-infinite amount of magic.
	+ Kougaon: A Light Magic spell. Alan manifests a torpedo of solid light and launches it at his enemies, delivering concussive force to anyone hit by it.
	+ Megidolaon: A Nuclear Magic spell. Alan gathers blue nuclear energy in front of his hand for a while before firing it at his enemy in the form of a blast. The blast can then be telekinetically manipulated by Alan to manuever past obstructions and accurately hit the enemy, which would then cause it to explode, releasing the compact nuclear energy and severely scorching the enemy in the process.
	+ Blaze Punch: A Fire Magic spell. Alan clenches his hand into a fist and sets it ablaze, before throwing a punch, which creates a blast of fire shaped like a fist that flies towards the enemy and burns them.
	+ Merciless Sun: A Fire Magic spell. Alan takes the horse stance and raises one of his hands, gathering immense amount of fire and compressing it into a tiny orb above his palm, before hurling it at his enemy in an attempt to burn them.
	+ Ziodyne: A Lightning Magic spell. Alan envelops both of his hands with electricity, before swiftly charging towards his enemy with them clasped together. The lightning is able to disintegrate any flammable spells or substances that come in contact with his hands. After Alan gets close enough to his enemy, he pierces them with both of his hands, causing fatal damage as the lightning ruptures their torso. If by any chance Alan fails to cause damage and is at risk due to the close range, he can amplify the amount of electricity emitting off his hands, electrocuting the area around him.
	+ Over Run: An augmented version of the Clone Magic Extrinsic. Alan summons roughly a hundred weapon-wielding clones of himself to overwhelm his enemy with sheer quantity. These clones disperse into smoke after receiving enough damage.
	+ God's Hand: An augmented version of the Power Magic Extrinsic. Alan crosses his arms in a V-shape, sweeps them clockwise and draws his hands to his side as he gathers magic in them to enhance his strength. With a heavy punch, Alan strikes his enemy, dealing tremendous amounts of damage to them. When used on Keyonne, although the Dark Lord was somewhat protected by his Cape of Darkness which weakened the attack, the power behind the punch was enough to internally injure his vital organs, crack his ribcage, and send him flying for several meters. The wind pressure carried by the punch was enough to blast a fist-shaped crater into the mountain behind Keyonne and subsequently crumble it.
	+ Multi Heat Riser: An augmented version of the Enhance Magic Extrinsic. Alan summons pillars of red, purple, and green light from the sky which envelops him and his allies, drastically enhancing their physical and magical capabilities for a short period of time.
	+ God's Tickle: Alan's most powerful technique. By exuding all his magic around him, which forms a pillar of golden light that shoots straight into the sky, Alan gathers all the energy around his raised left hand. The immense amount of magic then take form of every Intrinsic's offensive powers, including flames from Fire Magic, light rays from Light Magic, etc, and fuse together. Alan will then proceed to hold his hand forward in a claw-fashion and move to strike his enemy, completely obliterating them upon contact. The residue magic from this technique was enough to instantly demolish Alan's surroundings, demonstrating its immense power. While enhanced by Life Ignition, this technique was able to completely demolish a decently-sized planet when clashed with Keyonne's Trigger Punch.
* **Power Bestowal**: Alan possessed the ability to bestow certain powers onto others. Notably, he bestowed longevity and the ability to travel across dimensions to his two Emissaries, allowing them to live indefinitely and access the Normal Realm, Training Realm, and Wizard Realm through portals.

### Abilities

* **Immeasurable Magic Power**: Alan possessed an enormous amount of magic power that was incomparable when contrasted with every individual in the Wizard Realm and Ancient Human in the Normal Realm throughout history. With the aid of the nigh-omnipotence his Intrinsic bestowed him, Alan was able to permanently create massive infrastructure, easily manipulate space, create a pocket dimension with nigh-infinite size, protect himself against and deliver destructive attacks, and turn objects nigh-invulnerable through magic alone. Simple Extrinsics became incredibly powerful when augmented by his level of magic power, as shown when he used Clone Magic to create an army of clones of himself with no difference in strength, while an average person could only make a few at most with differing power.
* **Magically-Enhanced Body**: Due to his tremendous amount of magic, Alan was able to augment his physical abilities to supernatural levels through magic, enhancing his strength, durability, speed and reflexes. He also possessed almost unlimited stamina and a decently fast healing factor. Despite holding back much of his raw power during his training with his subordinates, Alan's strength was enhanced to the point where a simple hand wave generated enough wind to blow back torrents of fire, a punch was enough to create a devastating shock wave of vibrating air, and a stomp was able to cancel out the vibration of an entire palace-sized library caused by an explosion and launch a metal shield with enough force to mimic the effects of a missile strike. During his duel with Keyonne, Alan displayed his immense durability as he survived a point-blank Roast while being weakened by Boku no Pico.
* **Master Hand-to-Hand Combatant**: Despite his extraordinary magic power, Alan was also highly proficient in unarmed combat, and frequently used his immense magic in conjunction with his hand-to-hand prowess for more deadly strikes. This was shown when he was able to battle Keyonne, an extremely skilled martial artist with immense strength, for several minutes and only sustain a few injuries.
* **Master Weaponry Combatant**: Alan was also highly skilled in using melee weapons, most notably with the sword; he was able to battle Keyonne on equal footing for a couple minutes and briefly overpower him after breaking his sword. He has also shown proficiency with a mace and dagger.