Directed by JJ Bittenbinder

*This episode is about chapters 9 and 10 of Star Wars: The Crystal Star.*

**If they were a** : Thing Meg Relates them To

**Heath:** the ignored side salad

## **Highlights:**

* Gay Ahab's Sweet Dream Shanty

1. BringStarWarsWombsBack

* Saf, Rind Eater
* Kiwi Mandolin is a tiny American orange from China.
* Yam Reference
* "I've never been happier to have diabetes." - Rogue Nine
* What if George Lucas is ZZZZZ?
* What if George Lucas is Lorch Gucas?
* What if George Lucas is The Ziiro the Hutt account!?

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8 characters + 7 characters.... "GeorgeVV LucasJr"?

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* Rogue Podron is the Scooby Gang of Star Wars Podcasts
* The Indexer gains a 0/10 Tentacular Score
* The bartender that flirted with Han is a 7/10 Tentacular Score
* "It's always fun when Legends gets SLAVEY." - Danny
* What is Lara Gara Kerney up to these days?
* Danny called Ash Myn Donos and we nearly lost Rogue Nine due to Wraith Nine!
* Galaxy swipe at 25:28, 26:15, 34:32, 43:20, 50:12,
* Kilt her a Sith when she was only THREEJainaaaaa! Jaina Solo!
* "You do not want Golbat to be the big spoon..." - Danny
* If the Solo twins knew JJ Bittenbinder then maybe they wouldn't get kidnapped so much.
* John Mulaney cannot be trusted with a lightsaber, no matter what Ash says.
* Saf has the Ron Weasley gift of prophecy.
* In this house we love and respect Guy Fieri!
* We are not discussing pet stress dreams!
* We ARE discussing tentacle goop!
* 46:47 Saf imitates a sound of a chicken being stepped on
* I Jedi 2: Too I, Too Jedi
* Danny often confused the Brady Bunch and Charlie Bucket's grandparents
* Concrete is the McFlurry of Culvers
* In New Zealans Frozen Custard = FRUSTARD and they only have ONE kind of ice cream sandwich.
* Danny doesn't know the difference between the Shore, the Beach, the Coast, the Ocean, the Sea, and the Water.
* "I ever tell you about the time I got drenched in pickle juice?" Ash
* Maybe the real ghost of Exar Kuun was the friends we made along the way?
* If there wasn't a War was it even really a Star Wars?

## **Responses to Week-Before-Last Week's Glistener Question:**

* Yubsie - Had Ewoks on their wedding cake and danced to Yubnub with their father.
* JamesPaul - James Lucerno stole Labrynth of Evil from the one time he wrote fanfiction on an AOL message board.
* Greg - Never Attended Gym Class but graduated in OHIO, has a lizard?

==**Responses to Last Week's Glistener Question:**== What is your least favorite fluid?

**Rogue Leader**: Anything that qualifies as a SLURRY.

**Rogue Seven**: Fluid on the kitchen floor that Saf steps on.

**Glistener Responses:**

* Nick -- When you vomit into a fan and it sprays all over the place.
* Malai -- Peanut butter, vinnegar, vegetable oil, sour cream, meat grease, ketchup, soda, and various spices in a blender.
* Ben Wahrman -- Coffee
* Greg -- The tears of my friends.
* Jason -- Hershey's Chocolate Syrup.
* Dildev -- The shower gel they keep getting gifted.
* Lism -- Crude Oil
* Heath -- The kind of fluid you find on the underbelly of a Hutt.
* TomtheFanboy-- Whatever his roomate spill on the floor and got his socks wet. ( SAME HAT SAF!)
* Abby -- Butt juice that comes out of dogs when their [anal glands have to be expressed].
* Ross -- Bin Juice. (Byn Juice???)
* Yubsie -- Hydrofluoric acid because it's unsettling for the workstations to include.
* Dinner-- I refuse to say.

**Glistening Bodhi goes to:**

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Greg (from Saf),  Yubsie (for last-last week, from Meg), Ben Wahrman (from Danny and Ash)

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