The Final Battle With Tex Ending Three: Tex Wins

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I was still in the altar, with Tex and his Horror Gang staring me down.

"Change of plans," said Tex. "This is no longer a wedding! THIS IS AN EXECUTION!"

The Horror Gang got into their battle poses as Toppy, Rohan, Dave, and all of Tex's Victims entered the altar, ready to fight.

"Not if we have anything to say about it," said Rohan.

"You may have killed us once," added Woody. "But we won't let you kill us again! You have messed with the multiverse! You have brought all of these psychos along for the ride, when they weren't even needed! All for what?! Because people didn't like a logo?! Look at what it's caused!"

"Now that I think about it," said Green Goblin. "I am feeling a little homesick."

"Me too," said Electro.

"And me," said Doc Ock.

"Is a logo really worth all of this chaos?" asked The Lizard.

"Shut up!" yelled Tex. "All of you! I promise as soon as we defeat these people, you will all be able to go home!"

Everyone got into their battle poses, ready to fight. (Well, everyone except for Ozzie, who fainted in front of everyone, causing them to laugh, much to Heather's dismay.)

"Charge!!!!!!!" I yelled.

Everyone charged at each other and the fight was on. Oceanna tried to stop Tex from defeating us, but Tex pushed her to the side with his powerful push.

"Sorry," said Tex. "But don't think that Sexy Texy's gonna let you go that easily!"

"What?!" said Venom. "Marriage trouble, already?!"

The Amazing Spider-Man was facing off with Electro. Electro used his electric powers to blast the Amazing Spider-Man with a huge burst.

"Well, well, well," said Electro. "Looks like my old friend, Spidey, is going down."

At that moment, The Amazing Spider-Man used a hose to spray Electro down. Electro fell to the ground as he short-circuited. He then changed back to his human form and instantly regretted what he did.

"It's OK, Max," said The Amazing Spider-Man. "We're gonna get you home. Just wait here."

Ozzie and Heather went to save Avril Lavigne, Machine Gun Kelly, and Jxdn from Doc Ock and Green Goblin, who still had guns to their heads. They distracted them with their playing dead show.

"Lights fading," began Ozzie.

"Limbs growing cold," said Heather.

"Mother, is that you, beckoning me towards the light?" continued Ozzie.

"Goodbye, cruel world," said Heather, as she and her dad faked their deaths.

"Bravo!" said The Green Goblin. "Encore! Encore!"

"Dude," said Doc Ock. "Is that Spider-Man?"

It certainly was. Spider-Man webbed up Doc Ock and The Green Goblin and injected the Goblin with a serum to turn him back into Norman Osbourn. Doc Ock also got a new inhibitor chip put into him, to make him good again.

"Don't worry, guys," said Spider-Man. "We will get you two home."

"Thanks, Peter," said Norman.

"You saved us," said Doc Ock.

"Those two possums also helped," said Norman. "They are super talented."

"Well, I learned from the best," said Heather, looking at her dad with a new sense of pride.

"That's my girl," said Ozzie.

"Hey," said Avril. "We sound super similar, Heather."

"We totally do!" said Heather, excitedly.

Meanwhile, Officer J, Mr. Rod, and Rod were battling it out. Rod tried multiple times to use his freezing powers to freeze the duo in their tracks, but to no avail.

"I should've turned those guys into ice cream when I had the chance!" yelled Rod.

"Rod! Stop!" yelled Officer J. "This isn't you!"

"You could've saved men from those children," said Rod. "But you stood and watched as I got beat! Now, suffer the consequences!"

Before Rod could do anything, Zurg came in and pushed Rod to the side.

"No one touches them," said Zurg. "They are mine!"

"Zurg, don't do this," said Mr. Rod.

"No, no, no," said Rod. "He'll finish the job for me! Maybe I was too harsh on you, Zurg. Your sentence of mopping floors for the rest of your life has been revoked!"

At that moment, Zurg turned his blaster at Rod, much to his surprise.

"What are you doing?!" asked Rod.

At that moment, Zurg shot at Rod, destroying his mask and exposing a man with brown hair and a beard.

"There you go," said Zurg, with a smile.

Meanwhile, Me, Rohan, Toppy, and Dave were fighting Evil Werewolf Hayden, Psycho Alex, Thaddeus Bile, Smile Dog, Jeff The Killer, Daniela Paguaro, Hopper, Chick Hicks, Syndrome, Randall, Sid, Stinky Pete, Sam Raimi Venom, The Verminator, The Lizard, Mysterio, Vulture, Rhino, Carnage, Loki, and the alternate versions of Dave and Toppy, but they were beating us.

"Things just got chaotic," said the alternate Toppy, with a smile.

"Any last words?" asked Syndrome.

"Yes," I said. "God speed, guys!"

At that moment, the villains turned to see Mike, Sulley, RJ, Verne, Lou, Penny, Stella, Alex, Marty, Flik, Dory, Nemo, Marlin, Roddy, and Flint Marko. They combined forces to blast all of the villains away from us.

"We won't let you hurt our friends!" yelled Flik.

"You got a lot of energy for a little ant, Flik," said Toppy.

"I do a lot of working out," said Flik.

At that moment, Tex flew up to the top of the altar and held Oceanna in his hands.

"Ready to enjoy your fall, my love?" asked Tex.

"No! Put me down properly!" yelled Oceanna.

"OK," said Tex, as he dropped Oceanna from ten thousand feet.

Oceanna screamed as she fell down. I tried to jump after her to catch her. But Tex flew in my direction and put me at the top of the THX headquarters. Dave and The Amazing Spider-Man noticed this, and, remembering the deaths of their girlfriends, jumped after Oceanna and caught her, putting them at peace.

"Are you OK?" asked Dave and The Amazing Spider-Man, on the verge of breaking down.

"Yeah," said Oceanna. "Are you guys OK?"

"Yeah," said The Amazing Spider-Man.

Meanwhile, Mr. Rod and Officer J went over to the now powerless Rod to comfort him.

"No need to worry about me anymore, guys," said Rod. "I'm tapped out."

"Are you sure?" asked Officer J.

"Yeah," said Rod. "I'm back to being a loser."

"Hey!" said Officer J. "You were never a loser, Rod."

"Yeah, I was," said Rod. "You never stood up to those children for me, man. But can I tell you two something?"

"Sure, son," said Mr. Rod.

"You guys were very influential to me," said Rod. "I worked hard. You guys helped me out a lot. You taught me that the recipe for happiness is within everyone's reach. Just thought I was going to be somewhat important."

"Oh, man," said Officer J. "I'm sorry."

"Don't be," said Rod. "There has to be a President Rod out there somewhere. Right?"

Meanwhile, Tex flew me to the top of the THX headquarters. I got into my battle stance, ready to fight this psycho. He made me lose Teresa. He made me lose the kids that I promised her that I'd protect. He nearly made me lose my girlfriend too.

"Poor sweet Kadin," said Tex. "Too weak to have your friends kill me?"

"No," I said, the rage growing in every word. "Of course not. I just wanna kill you myself!"

"Attaboy!" said Tex, as he pulled out his chainsaw. "Let's make some Tex's Toast!"

"AAAAAAAAAH!"

I let out a mighty scream as I charged at Tex. I beat him up with no mercy! I punched him! I kicked him! Each time that he got the upper hand, I would always punch him hard! I only saw red as I fought him. As he dropped down to the ground, I grabbed his chainsaw. If the good Tex had to die along with this psycho, so be it. My friends would understand. I was ready to kill Tex with his own chainsaw. When all of a sudden, Rohan rushed over to me and held my hands.

"Kadin," said Rohan. "Don't do this."

"But he took Teresa and his own kids!" I yelled.

"I know," said Rohan. "But if you kill him, you will be no better than him. If not a little bit worst."

"But killers deserve to die!" I yelled.

"They deserve to be given another chance," said Rohan. "When I created him, I didn't expect that he'd hurt a single soul. Now, things are getting out of control, and look at what it's done to you. I don't want you to end up like Tex. give him another cha..."

At that moment, Rohan's sentence was interrupted by Tex stabbing him in the foot. Rohan dropped to the ground as he screamed in pain.

"They were there because of you," said Tex, evily. "I may have killed them. But you are the murderer."

Then, Tex took out a nuclear bomb and placed it onto the ground and ignited it. Everyone's eyes widened as he flew away, laughing.

"Hit the dirt!" I yelled.

But it was too late: The bomb went off and everyone died. Except for me. I was the sole survivor. To this day, I think about my adventures with my friends and I never touch a THX trailer.

The moral of this story? If you ever encounter a THX trailer, don't touch it!

The End