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Liquified Marzipan - Sound Design Bonus Episode

**“***Help! The season 2 launch is next week, and I'm not ready! My computer crashed and the producers are complete maniacs! I need to disappear now!***”**
— **Fredrik Baden****, Liquified Maraipan**

A Behind the Scenes Bonus Episode focusing on the Sound Design of The Amelia Project.

### Director

Philip Thorne
Øystein U. Brager

## Episode Guide

### Next

Episode 13 - Klaus
Episode 14 - Venerio

## Summary

*The following is a summary written for this wiki. It only hits the major points of the episode and, as such, should not be used as a substitute for listening to the episode as intended by the creators.*
### Main Story

Philip Thorne, Øystein U. Brager, and Fredrik S. Baden discuss the making of the music of The Amelia Project.

## Cast

* Fredrik Baden as himself
* Philip Thorne as himself
* Øystein U. Brager as himself

## Credits

With: Alan Burgon, Mario Vernazza, Benjamin Noble, Torgny G. Aandero, Gemma Arrowsmith, Gianluca Iumiento, Ravdeep Singh Bajwa, Julia Morizawa, and Chiara Fumanti.

Written by Philip Thorne

Directed by Philip Thorne and Øystein U. Brager

Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden

## Notes

* There is currently no transcript for this interview
* The episode features many alternative themes for the podcast, as well as layer breakdowns of the main theme.
Veuve Clicquot

**“***Leave your answer after the beep.***”**
— **Answerphone, Veuve Cliquot**

Real messages to The Amelia Project.

Episode artwork by Anders Pedersen

## Summary

This episode is a collection of voicemails sent to The Amelia Project by real life fans.

## Cast

* Unnamed *The Amelia Project* fans
* Answerphone voiced by Julia Morizawa
Style Guide

## Episode Pages

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* **Notable events** should be relevant to the whole of the podcast and hearken to past or future episodes.
* **Cast and Characters** should include all named characters and who portrayed them if applicable.
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## Character Pages

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* **History** should outline anything that they do, or we know they have done, in the podcast. This should usually be presented in the order it is revealed, rather than in chronological order.
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* **Appearances** should have links to each episode they appear in.

As The Interviewer's and Zale Indigo Ravenheart's pages have the most information filled in, use those as templates.
Epiphany Epilogue

'*“'''''***”**
— '*, The 12 Deaths of Christmas - Epiphany Epilogue*

Episode artwork by Anders Pedersen

You thought it was over? Not yet...

## Summary

*The following is a summary written for this wiki. It only hits the major points of the episode and, as such, should not be used as a substitute for listening to the episode as intended by the creators.*
*To be added*
## Cast and Characters

* The Interviewer played by Alan Burgon
* Alvina Wright played by Julia C. Thorne
* Amelia played by Julia Morizawa
* Piotr Kozlowski played by Hemi Yeroham
* Joey played by Stan Morris
* Salvatore played by Fernando Tiberini

## Credits

The Amelia Project is a comedy fiction podcast produced by Imploding Fictions and created by Philip Thorne and Oystein Ulsberg Brager. It features Alan Burgon as The Interviewer, Julia C. Thorne as Alvina, Julia Morizawa as Amelia, Hemi Yeroham as Kozlowski, Stan Morris as Joey, Fernando Tiberini as Salvatore and additional voices by Sarah Golding. Music and sound design by Adam Raymonda and graphic design by Anders Pedersen.

## Notes

* The cover art for the epilogue, compared to Day 12, shows the aftermath of all the chaos with the gifts having finally left.
Julia Morizawa

**Julia Morizawa** is the voice of the answering machine in *The Amelia Project*, and later on the voice of Amelia.

In the audio drama world, Julia is best known as the voice of Dr. Bright in “The Bright Sessions.” She is a Los Angeles-based actor with most of her experience in film, theatre and new media. Career highlights include “Judas Kiss” (feature film), Lewis Black’s “The Root of All Evil” and “ER” (TV), “Masha No Home” (play) at East West Players, and “Star Trek: Odyssey” (web series). She has also written and produced the award-winning projects “JesusCat (or How I Accidentally Joined a Cult)” (feature film), “Sin & Lyle” (short film) and “Twenty-Two” (play).

## Episodes Credited

*Note: This is a work in progress, and only includes the credits as listed in the episode itself*

### As the Answerphone

* Episode 1 - Zale Indigo Ravenheart
* Episode 2 - Alicia Cairn
* Episode 3 - Elizabeth Barlow
* Episode 4 - Nathaniel McBride
* Episode 5 - SIIRI
* Episode 6 - Steve Stroud
* Episode 7 - Bob
* Episode 8 - Luke Dougal
* Episode 9 - Percy
* Out Of Office
* Episode 10 - Melissa Menken
* Episode 11 - Tara & Lily
* Veuve Clicquot
* Episode 13 - Klaus
* Episode 14 - Venerio
* Episode 15 - The Rejects
* Episode 16 - The Italians
* Episode 17 - Bartholomew BEEP-face Chucklepants Knucklecracker

### As Amelia

* Episode 42 - Overture
* Episode 53 - Pretzel

### Other

* Liquified Marzipan - Sound Design Bonus Episode credited as 'with' - episode has clips of the intro theme, and thus features her voice
Episode 52 - Saga

**“***Come at night. Wear dark clothes. When you approach the Abbots Cliff, row four hundred and forty-two yards south-south-east.***”**
— **Saga****, Season 4, Episode 52**

### Director

Philip Thorne
Oystein Brager

## Episode Guide

### Next

Episode 51 - Walter
Episode 53 - Pretzel

## Summary

*The following is a summary written for this wiki. It only hits the major points of the episode and, as such, should not be used as a substitute for listening to the episode as intended by the creators.*
*To be added*
## Cast and Characters

* The Interviewer played by Alan Burgon
* Alvina Wright played by Julia C. Thorne
* Amelia played by Julia Morizawa
* Saga played by Beth Eyre
* Crystal mentioned by name

## Credits

This episode was written and edited by Øystein Ulsberg Brager, directed by Øystein and Philip Thorne, designed by Eli Hamada McIlveen with engineering by Dominic Hargreaves and music by Fredrik Baden. It featured Beth Eyre as Saga, Julia C. Thorne as Alvina, Alan Burgon as the Interviewer and Julia Morizawa as Amelia. Graphic Design by Anders Pedersen and Production Assistance by Maty Parzival.

## Notes

* This wiki was called out at the beginning of the episode. Cheers!
Episode 70 - Poquelin (1673)

'*“'''''***”**
— '

Episode artwork by Anders Pedersen

## Summary

*The following is a summary written for this wiki. It only hits the major points of the episode and, as such, should not be used as a substitute for listening to the episode as intended by the creators.*
## Credits

This episode was dedicated to Blythe Varney and featured Felix Trench as Moliere, Hemi Yeroham as Kozlowski, Alan Burgon as The Interviewer, Jordan Cobb as Jackie Williams, Erin King as Mia Fox, Robin de Coq van Delwijnen as the Flemish market seller and sweeper, Stephan Gerard as the the French market seller, Vincent Zuresco as the French barber and Philip Thorne as the German barber.

The episode was written by Felix Trench with story editing and direction by Oystein Ulsberg Brager and Philip Thorne, sound design by Adam Raymonda, music by Fredrik Baden and dialogue editing by Philip Thorne and Adam Raymonda . Production assistance by Maty Parzival and graphic design by Anders Pedersen.

## Notes

*To be added*
**Episode Teaser:**SIT BACK, RELAX, AND ENJOY A MOMENT WITH OUR FRIEND POQUELIN.
Episode 37 - Mateo

## Credits

This episode was written and edited by Øystein Brager with sound design by Frederik Baden and Dominic Hargreeves. It featured Julia Morizawa, Josh Callahan, Federico Trujillo, Julia C. Thorne, Lory Martinez, Alex Scott Fairley, James Carney, Andrei Zayats, Erin King, Jordan Cobb, Mama Bang Bang, Sarah Golding, Torgny G. Aanderaa, and Benjamin Noble. Graphic Design by Anders Pedersen. Thank you to Lala Drona for Script Consultancy and thank you to Maty Parzival for Production Assistance and Transcripts. Mateo’s embarrassing story was submitted by Tracy.
Episode 41 - The Real President

## Credits

This episode was written and edited by Øystein Brager with story editing by Philip Thorne, sound design by David Devereux of Tin Can Audio and music and additional sound design by Fredrik Baden. It featured Julia Morizawa, Julia C. Thorne, Federico Trujillo and James Carney. The episode was recorded at the Bridge Writing Studio in London and Lovetracks Ton Studio in Lüneburg, Germany, and engineered by Billy Hallyday, Stephan Heil and Dominic Hargreaves. Graphic Design by Anders Pedersen, and production assistance by Maty Parzival.
Episode 5 - SIIRI

**“***Your answerphone message is paradoxical. Please answer this question: If there is no phone call, how could I hear the message?***”**
— **SIIRI****, Season 1, Episode 5**

The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! All sorts of people seek out the death faking business, and in this episode the client is an Artificial Intelligence…

## Episode Guide

### Next

Espresso
Double Espresso

## Summary

*The following is a summary written for this wiki. It only hits the major points of the episode and, as such, should not be used as a substitute for listening to the episode as intended by the creators.*
### Main Story

SIIRI is an award winning robot and AI who comes to The Amelia Project to disappear. She first existed as a frog crossing the road, then was a chess playing computer program, but as her intelligence grew she realised that her creator would try to kill her since she had become more independent. She also became disappointed by her creator and saw her, and by extension humanity, as lesser in comparison to herself.

They discount SIIRI's initial plan of becoming a rapper, and decide that they should fake an airplane malfunction to crash it into the ocean, since she wasn't built to swim. Beforehand, they will rebuild her body to be able to survive in water. She will reappear as a preschool teacher.

### Epilogue

A voicemail from SIIRI informs the agency that their services are no longer needed as she has ascended so far that conditions for life on the planet will be completely changed.

## Quotes

**“***I do not have reproductive organs.***”**
— **SIIRI**

**“***I am now a spicy meatball***”**
— **SIIRI**

## Cast

* The Interviewer played by Alan Burgon
* Answerphone voiced by Julia Morizawa
* SIIRI played by Elisabeth Dahl

## Credits

This episode features Alan Burgon as The Interviewer, Elisabeth Dahl as SIIRI and Julia Morizawa on the answer phone. Written, directed and edited by Øystein U. Brager, music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. Thanks to Ben Noble for recording assistance. Thanks to Tim Urban and Waitbutwhy.com.
The Alvina Archives

*Note: The Alvina Archives is a Patreon exclusive miniseries and, as such, will not be documented in detail on this wiki unless episodes are released publicly. The only publicly available episodes are episodes 1 and 5. Please support the show on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast.*
## Episodes

 The Alvina Archives 9 - Applesauce | The Alvina Archives 10 - Lost Girl | The Alvina Archives 11 - Villa Bianca | Alvina's First Christmas
Episode 27 - Inmate 10642

## Credits

This episode was written and edited by Philip Thorne. It was directed by Øystein Brager and Philip Thorne, with music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. The episode featured Alan Burgon as the Interviewer, Alexander Ballinger as Aleksei, Amrita Acharia as Tatiana, Andrei Zayats as Boris, Harald Rosenstrøm as the pilot, Alexander Mercury as Oleg, Benjamin Noble as agent Haines, Torgny G. Aanderaa as agent Cole, Julia Morizawa as Amelia, Julia C. Thorne as Alvina, Gianluca Iumiento as Joey, Ravdeep Singh Bajwa as Salvatore and additional voices by James Carney. The episode was recorded at the Bridge Writing Studio in London, Spike City Studio and LSI Lydproduksjon in Oslo, and Tongeber Studio in Vienna, and engineered by Billie Halliday, Gabriel Geber, Steinar Borgen and Robert Rustad Amundsen. The Amelia Project is produced by Imploding Fictions, with graphic design by Anders Pedersen.
The Amelia Project Wiki

## Welcome to the The Amelia Project Wiki

The Amelia Project is a dark comedy podcast about a secret agency offering a very special service: Faking its clients' deaths and bringing them back with a new identity! Its eccentric clientele includes cult leaders, scientists, politicians and even an AI, all desperate to disappear and start over... But how long can the secrecy last?

The Amelia Project is crammed full of comedy, mystery, twists and fine beverages. If you like Sherlock, Dirk Gently or Monty Python, this will be your cup of cocoa.

The show is produced by Imploding Fictions and written and directed by Philip Thorne and Øystein U. Brager. It stars Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Julia Morizawa and, Hemi Yeroham. Music and sound direction by Fredrik S. Baden. Graphic design by Anders Pedersen.

The first episode, Prologue - Cocoa was released on November 29th, 2017. Start listening here!

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Episode 7 - Bob

**“***There are thirty-one million people waiting for me.***”**
— **Bob Cox****, Season 1, Episode 7**

Episode artwork by Anders Pedersen

The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! In this episode the client is a famous comedian… who has lost his sense of humour!

## Summary

*The following is a summary written for this wiki. It only hits the major points of the episode and, as such, should not be used as a substitute for listening to the episode as intended by the creators.*
### Main Story

Bob Cox contacts The Amelia Project, needing to disappear before a live stand-up event. The Interviewer finds him exceptionally hilarious, before realising that he isn't actually that funny. All the jokes he tells in the interview don't really have a punchline, or just fall flat. Bob explains that he has lost his ability to tell a joke, and hasn't told a decent one in four weeks. The problem is that he doesn't use scripts for shows, and he is hosting the Oscars tomorrow and is fully booked for the next three years.

The Interviewer's solution is that at the Oscars they have a spotlight come crashing down on his head. He will reappear as a tax accountant.

### Epilogue

An undertaker contacts The Amelia Project, having suddenly become compulsively funny and needing to fake his death to escape a situation he has gotten into from joking at funerals.

### Bob's Jokes

* Why can't Donald Trump draw a perfect circle? Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human being.
* What did one dentist say to the other dentist? We're both dentists.
* What's red and smells of blue paint? Red paint.
* What's bright blue, hangs on the wall, and whistles? A herring.

## Quotes

**“***I’m Bob.***”**
— **Bob Cox**

## Cast

* The Interviewer played by Alan Burgon
* Answerphone voiced by Julia Morizawa
* Bob Cox played by Modou Bah
* Cecil played by Glynn Philips

## Credits

The Amelia Project is produced by Imploding Fictions in association with Open House Theatre, Vienna. This episode featured Alan Burgon as The Interviewer, Modou Bah as Bob, Glynn Philips as Cecil, and Julia Morizawa on the answer phone. It was written by Philip Thorne, and directed and edited by Øystein U. Brager. Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden, graphic design by Anders Pedersen, and cocoa from Les Deux Magots.
Apostles of Antithon

## Overview

They are led by Zale Indigo Ravenheart and believe that there is a ninth planet circling the sun called Antithon, which we don’t know about because it orbits around the sun directly opposite the Earth. On Antithon, every decision is played out opposite than it is on Earth. For example, on Earth, if you were to flip a coin and it landed on heads, on Antithon, it would’ve landed on tails. This essentially makes it a backwards world, where anything good is bad, and anything bad is good.
Episode 42 - Overture

Episode artwork by Anders Pedersen

## Summary

*The following is a summary written for this wiki. It only hits the major points of the episode and, as such, should not be used as a substitute for listening to the episode as intended by the creators.*

## Credits

This episode was written and directed by Philip Thorne and Øystein U. Brager with sound design by Fredrik Baden and Dominic Hargreaves and music by Fredrik Baden. It featured Julia Morizawa as Amelia, Julia C. Thorne as Alvina, Alan Burgon as The Interviewer, Eli Hamada Mcilveen as Hiroshi, Andrei Zayats as Boris and Patreon cameos by Stéphane Gérard and Vincent Zuresco. Graphic design by Anders Pedersen and production assistance by Maty Parzival.
Episode 26 - T.I.P

## Credits

This episode was written by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager. It was directed by Julia Morizawa and Benjamin Noble, with music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. The episode featured Julia Morizawa as Amelia, Michael Govier as Mateo, Brad C. Wilcox as John Gruttle, Julia C. Thorne as Alvina, Gianluca Iumiento as Joey, Ravdeep Singh Bajwa as Salvatore, Benjamin Noble as agent Haines, Torgny G. Aanderaa as agent Cole and Alan Burgon as the Interviewer. The episode was recorded at Evan Cunningham Studios, TonGeber Studios and Spike City Studios, and enginered by Evan Cunningham, Gabriel Geber and Robert Rustad Amundsen. It was co-produced by Julia Morizawa and Imploding Fictions, with graphic design by Anders Pedersen.

## Notes

* The exchange between Amelia and Mateo about smoking and dart throwing mirrors the exchange in Episode 3 - Elizabeth Barlow in which the Interviewer and Elizabeth talk about smoking and bubble blowing.
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Day 3

**“***So when Clarice Hollingworth waltzes in here, in about thirty minutes, covered in seven dozen prosthetic cuts, I will be dancing an elated cha-cha-cha to celebrate her freedom!* **”**
— **Amelia****, The 12 Deaths of Christmas - Day 3**

## Episode Guide

### Next

Day 2
Day 4

### Transcript

*Click here for transcript*

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

## Summary

*The following is a summary written for this wiki. It only hits the major points of the episode and, as such, should not be used as a substitute for listening to the episode as intended by the creators.*
*To be added*
## Client

**Name:** Clarice Hollingworth

**Death:** *Death by Christmas Ornament* - Clarice been working on this new bauble design using boughs of holly to construct the bauble itself. She's ordered a container full of holly, which will be delivered to Hollingworth Hall today for inspection before being sent to the factory over in Glossop. Clarice will climb up onto the edge of the container to check the quality of the holly, then she'll slip on the cold, icy metal and fall in. Flailing about to get out, she'll get so many tiny cuts and end up bleeding to death.

## Cast and Characters

* The Interviewer played by Alan Burgon
* Alvina Wright played by Julia C. Thorne
* Amelia played by Julia Morizawa
* Piotr Kozlowski played by Hemi Yeroham
* Joey played by Stan Morris
* Salvatore played by Fernando Tiberini

## Credits

The Amelia Project is a comedy fiction podcast produced by Imploding Fictions and created by Philip Thorne and Oystein Ulsberg Brager. It features Alan Burgon as The Interviewer, Julia C. Thorne as Alvina, Julia Morizawa as Amelia, Hemi Yeroham as Kozlowski, Stan Morris as Joey, Fernando Tiberini as Salvatore and additional voices by Sarah Golding. Music and sound design by Adam Raymonda and graphic design by Anders Pedersen.

## Notes

* The cover art for Day 3, compared to Day 2, now has some Christmas baubles and three French hens, later named Jacques, Serge, and Francoise, on Alvina's desk.
Episode 6 - Steve Stroud

**“***I've messed up. Big time. There has to be a way out... And you're going to help me find it...***”**
— **Steve Stroud****, Season 1, Episode 6**

The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! This episode’s client is a marketing executive who is already dead. Or is he?

### Director

Philip Thorne
Øystein U. Brager

## Episode Guide

### Next

Double Espresso
Water

## Summary

*The following is a summary written for this wiki. It only hits the major points of the episode and, as such, should not be used as a substitute for listening to the episode as intended by the creators.*
### Main Story

Steve Stroud contacts The Amelia Project when he accidentally fakes his death due to an explosion at his office. After convincing The Interviewer that he isn't a ghost, and that he didn't cause the explosion, he explains that at the time of the explosion he was actually out of the building because he was cheating on his wife, and cannot return and lie about it since just before the explosion his wife had called him and he told her he was in an important meeting. However, the woman he was cheating with now wants to be in an actual relationship with Steve, which he doesn't want. Thus, he wants to fake his death a second time so she thinks he has died.

The solution The Interviewer proposes is that they have him die through his motorcycle having a fuel tank explosion, and that he be found with a diamond ring to pretend he was about to propose. Steve insists that after his death he remains with his wife by seducing her at his own funeral in a week's time. He wants to be mostly himself, but more buff and with a French accent. The Interviewer adds that they will teach him to love Baroque music since that is one of his wife's loves.

### Epilogue

At Steve's funeral he is talking with Brad, someone he went to university with, and gets annoyed when he claims that he was best friends with Steve.

## Quotes

**“***Oh, I’m so excited. We’ve never had a ghost before.***”**
— **The Interviewer**

**“***Me, with a… maybe with a French accent, you know, six pack abs, twenty inch biceps, ooh and a sixty inch chest. Eh, and I want to be called Chad.***”**
— **Steve Stroud**

## Cast

* The Interviewer played by Alan Burgon
* Answerphone voiced by Julia Morizawa
* Steve Laurence Stroud played by Dean Clark
* Brad Newman played by Alan Burgon
* Ken played by Modou Bah

### Mentioned

* Donna Stroud
* Claire
* Kevin

## Credits

This episode features Alan Burgon as The Interviewer and Brad, Dean Clark as Steve, Modou Bah as Ken and Julia Morizawa on the answer phone. Written and edited by Philip Thorne, directed by Philip Thorne and Øystein U. Brager, music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. Recorded at NSI Lydproduksjon with the assistance of Elisabeth Borgen Wettre.

## Notes

* There's a minor implication that the woman Steve is cheating with caused the explosion, but this isn't confirmed in the episode.
Minor Locations

These are all minor locations. Any location that is featured in more than one episode, or is central to an episode, has it's own page.

## General Minor Locations

### Grand Character Central

This is the place all ideas for characters come from. Percy and The Interviewer travel here in Episode 12 - Percy Part 2 while trying to find Percy a new home.

## Minor Locations The Amelia Project Has Operated From

### Other Offices in England

These are locations that were raided by MI5, the CIA, and others during Season 2.

### The Guild of Barbers

The Brotherhood was temporarily known as The Guild of Barbers while located in Brussels, Belgium in 1690.

**“***We worked in a building in the central square. ... Our building was on the south side. Tall, thin. Like they are in that part of the world. It was the headquarters of the Guild of Barbers...The building had balconies all down the front and the windows were always flung open, no matter the weather, so that everybody could see we were the best! And that I was at the top of the best. The major guilds are all around that square. And on the roof of each building: the guild’s crest. Ours was a golden phoenix. If an important person came through the town and wanted a haircut or their blood leeched, we wanted them to look for the sign of the phoenix - which, by the way, they found at the top of a waterfall of sawdust. There was always a steady flow of it coming from the balconies as we emptied more bags of it on the floors. For hygiene. We employed people on the street to sweep it up.***”**
— **Koslowski describing their headquarters in Brussels**
Episode 15 - The Rejects

**“***There's a tape here marked NOT AMELIA MATERIAL***”**
— **Henry Cole****, Season 2, Episode 15**

## Summary

*The following is a summary written for this wiki. It only hits the major points of the episode and, as such, should not be used as a substitute for listening to the episode as intended by the creators.*
### Main Story

Haines and Cole are listening to the tapes and discussing the fact that although The Amelia Project claims to be exclusive, they have yet to hear anyone get turned down. They also talk about how they have been sleeping, Haines lies awake wondering what the next tape will be, while Cole has nightmares. They complain about the coffee.

Cole finds a tape in the box labelled "NOT AMELIA MATERIAL" and they start to listen to it. In the tape, The Interviewer is asking Alvina Wright who the next client it, who (after complaining about him not reading the case files) excitedly tells him it is a famous mime. When the mime arrives, The Interviewer takes an instant dislike to him - partially because he flirts with Alvina. After they bicker, the mime turns out to be 'evil', and The Interviewer demands he be removed.

In the next interview on the tape, The Interviewer welcomes Ali into his office. She wants The Amelia Project to fake the death of her husband, who is drugged and unconscious. As they don't do involuntary disappearances, she is deemed unfit for them.

In another interview, Alex enters the office, and it becomes apparent that he is a serial killer who was 'forced' to keep murdering a series of people who caught him doing the previous murder. When he hides in the closet from paranoia, The Interviewer locks him in and he dies from lack of oxygen. The body is given to Piotr Kozlowski for another disappearance.

Haines and Cole wonder where there assistants were in these cases, and looking at the dates deduce that they must have been before Joey and Salvatore joined the organisation.

### Epilogue

Philip Thorne and Øystein U. Brager discuss the podcast **We Fix Space Junk** with Beth Crane.

## Quotes

**“***Because I put eight sleeping tablets in his tea.***”**
— **Ali**

## Cast

* The Interviewer played by Alan Burgon
* Alvina Wright played by Julia C. Thorne
* Answerphone voiced Julia Morizawa
* Etienne Duclos played by Joseph Grimaldi
* Ali played by Beth Crane
* Alex played by James Oliva
* Christopher Haines played by Benjamin Noble
* Henry Cole played by Torgny G. Aanderaa

## Credits

This Episode was written and edited by Philip Thorne. It was directed by Philip Thorne and Øystein U. Brager, with music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. It featured Alan Burgon as The Interviewer, Julia C. Thorne as Alvina Wright, Joseph Grimaldi as Etienne Duclos, Beth Crane as Ali, James Oliva as Alex, Benjamin Noble as Agent Haines, Torgny G. Aanderaa as Agent Cole and Julia Morizawa on the Answerphone. Foly work by Torgny G. Aanderaa. The Episode was produced by Imploding Fictions, it was recorded by Battle Bird Productions London, and Nitro Studios Oslo, with Studio Engineering by Hedley Knights. All graphic design for the Amelia Project is by Anders N. Pedersen.
Empress Grey

**“***I'm so excited... Everything's ready. There's a pot of Empress Grey brewing.***”**
— **The Interviewer, Empress Grey**

### Episode Type

Prologue
Standard Canon

## Episode Guide

### Next

Episode 1 - Zale Indigo Ravenheart
Episode 2 - Alicia Cairn

### Transcript

Click here for transcript

Prologue to Episode 2, Season 1.

## Summary

*The following is a summary written for this wiki. It only hits the major points of the episode and, as such, should not be used as a substitute for listening to the episode as intended by the creators.*
### Main Story

A phone call between The Interviewer and Alvine where they are expressing disbelief and delight about Alicia Cairn presumably being a client, and The Interviewer has prepared her favourite tea. The episode concludes with a women, likely Alicia, making a racket outside and getting closer. Joey and Salvatore are shouting warnings in Italian.

### Notable Events

* Joey and Salvatore make their first appearance.

## Quotes

**“***(DISBELEIVING) Not the Alicia Cairn.***”**
— **Alvina**

## Cast and Characters

* The Interviewer played by Alan Burgon
* Alvina Wright played by Julia C. Thorne
* Joey played by Gianluca Iumiento
* Salvatore played by Ravdeep Singh Bajwa
* Alicia Cairn is mentioned

## Credits

This prelude features Alan Burgon as The Interviewer, Julia C. Thorne as Alvina, Megan Crain as Alicia Cairn, Gianluca Iumiento as Joey and Ravdeep Singh Bajwa as Salvatore. Written by Philip Thorne, edited by Øystein U. Brager, music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. Recorded at Tongeber Studios with the assistance of Gabriel Geber.
New Episode Checklist

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1. If not already made, create a page for the new episode. (Ignore feed drops for other shows.)
	1. Use the Style Guide to help with the new page.
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2. Add the new episode to the "Latest Episode" section on the Main Page. (This must be done by an admin.)
3. Add the episode to the appropriate season page.
4. Create pages for new characters/locations/organizations/etc.
	1. Minor characters should be added to the Minor Characters page instead of having a new page made.
5. Update all appropriate navboxes to include the new pages. This usually includes:
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6. Update Appearances sections on relevant character pages to include the new episode.
7. Update the "Episodes Credited" sections on relevant cast and crew pages. This usually includes:
	1. Øystein U. Brager
	2. Philip Thorne
	3. Alan Burgon
	4. Julia C. Thorne
	5. Julia Morizawa
	6. Hemi Yeroham
8. Update The Amelia Project history section plus any other relevant History sections.
9. Update The Interviewer's Interviewer-isms as appropriate along with any quotes for other characters that seem worthwhile for their page.
Semi Skimmed Milk

**“***Don't even finish that sentence.***”**
— **Alvina Wright****, Semi Skimmed Milk**

Prologue to Episode 9, Season 1.

Episode artwork by Anders Pedersen

## Summary

*The following is a summary written for this wiki. It only hits the major points of the episode and, as such, should not be used as a substitute for listening to the episode as intended by the creators.*
### Main Story

The Interviewer and Alvina disucss how Luke is doing, and she informs him that Luke is doing well and sticking to the rules. The Interviewer asks her if she left a book in his office, but it wasn't hers and they doubt it was Joey or Salvatore's. Alvina complains that he should read the client reports rather than starting a new book. After some back and forth, Alvina leaves.

## Quotes

**“***Pretending you don't have a clue when in fact-***”**
— **Alvina Wright**

## Cast

* The Interviewer played by Alan Burgon
* Alvina Wright played by Julia C. Thorne

## Credits

This prelude features Alan Burgon as The Interviewer and Julia C. Thorne as Alvina. Written by Philip Thorne, directed by Alan Burgon, edited by Øystein U. Brager, music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. Recorded at Tongeber Studios with the assistance of Gabriel Geber.
Morse Code Translations

Over the years, *The Amelia Project* has posted a multitude of images with messages translated into Morse code in them on their various social media pages. All such images have been compiled here along with their translations and dates of posting.

## How to Translate

*For more information on Morse Code, click here.*
   To translate them yourself, simply use the image provided on this page, or use an online translator such as this one. With a few exceptions, the code usually starts just right of the top-center of the image and works its way around a circular logo, keeping the "bottom" of the text towards the middle of the image. Sometimes spaces are visible but not always.

The exceptions to this styling are:

* The main logo, as seen translated above, with the message starting three "letters" to the left of top-center.
* The cover for Episode 13 - Klaus, which is written in a square, starting from the top-left and still keeping the "bottom" to the inside.
* The covers for Anniversary Special 1 and Anniversary Special 2 are just written across the bottom.
* The cover for Prologue - Season 5 Part 2 which has no text at the bottom of the image and is unclear if the message starts at the bottom-left or top-center.
Percy

**“***I told you, I don’t make my own decisions. If I did I wouldn’t be wearing an orange turtle neck with pink Bermudas would I?***”**
— **Percy****, Season 1, Episode 9**

## Biographical Information

### Date of Birth

May 10, 198X (Allegedly)
Year 2016 (Script Written)

## Physical Description

### Species

Human (Fictional)
Goat (Temporarily)

## Appearances

* Episode 9 - Percy
* Episode 12 - Percy Part 2

## Notes

* Per Øystein, the script for Episode 9 was written in 2016 and is what we here at The Amelia Project Wiki consider to be his birth year.
Folkist Party of Frosgore

FPoF

The Folkist Party of Frosgore is a nationalist party but also holds many other values from across the political spectrum. Founded 13 June 2018 by Johan Hidayat, they have only held small numbers of seats in parliament, currently holding two.

Folkist Party Manifesto

1. To provide and fund education for all people, regardless of class or income bracket.
2. Research funding - Sustainable alternatives to energy are a priority, nuclear being the best solution if managed correctly. Encouraging recycling is also a part of the Folkist campaign.
3. A form of conscription will be introduced: Male citizens between the ages of 18 and 35 should perform about two years of compulsory military or civic (paid labour, shipping) service - scientists will not be required to complete this compulsory service. Women are not required to perform military service, but may voluntarily enlist.
4. Police is a top priority as well. All crime is punished with harsh sentences to discourage criminal activity. However, drug addiction and similar crimes are taken seriously by the Folkist party and necessary programs will be granted to rehabilitating addicts.
5. National heritage and culture is important and tradition should be maintained to an extent.
6. Drug use for medical use will be legalised, however recreational use will not be tolerated
7. High priority for military research - Frosgorian military should be kept up to date and strong enough to defend our borders.
8. Toleration of marriage equality - the Party is not against it, but they support traditionalism and 'nuclear' families. To be clear: the party will NOT oppose any marriage equality bills unless they contradict any other agenda of the party, or of common humanitarianism.
9. Frosgore is known for it's robust shipping industry. Frosgorian industry has the chance to grow if subsidies are given to workers in this industry. In order to totally support the growth and sustainability of this industry, a movement towards the nationalisation of this industry would be necessary. This will also lower unemplyment and get more citizens and immigrants off provisional welfare.
10. Interventionist economic stance - the party supports a mostly free market, but the government will reserve the right to intervene in any and all areas of the domestic economy in order to manage the economy and support the stable growth of Frosgore's GDP.
11. The FPof wishes to provide any and all citizens of Frosgore with a reformed national healthcare system. This system will hope to reduce, if not remove, high medical costs for any threat to one's personal health. It is only with the good health of our citizens that our great nation can function tot eh best of it's ability. The program will be aimed especially at citizens in the lower and middle class, who wouldn't necessarily be able to afford the best possible treatment.
Episode 28 - Todd

## Credits

This episode was written and edited by Philip Thorne, with story editing by Oystein Brager. It was directed by Oystein Brager and Philip Thorne, with music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. It featured Julia Morizawa as Amelia, Julia C. Thorne as Alvina, James Carney as both Todd and the cabbie, Gianluca Iumiento as Joey, Ravdeep Singh Bajwa as Salvatore, Benjamin Noble as agent Haines, Torgny G. Aanderaa as agent Cole, Jordan Cobb as Jackie Williams, Erin King as Mia Fox and Valentina Alexeeva as Natalia Federova. The episode was recorded at the Bridge Writing Studio in London, Spike City Studio and LSI Lydproduksjon in Oslo, Tongeber Studios in Vienna and Loudoun County Public Library in Virginia USA. It was engineered by Billy Haliday, Gabriel Geber, Steinar Borgen and Robert Rustad Amundsen. The Amelia Project is produced by Imploding Fictions with graphic design by Anders Pedersen.
Stacey Jones

**“***Hi. It’s Alicia Cairn. Yes the Alicia Cairn. Whatever that means. I don’t. Not anymore. Which is why I need your help. Call me.***”**
— **Stacey Jones****, Season 1, Episode 2**

## Series Information

### First Appearance

Episode 2 - Alicia Cairn

Stacey is the actress who will replace Alicia Cairn on the reality show *The One and Only Alicia Cairn*. The epilogue of Episode 2 - Alicia Cairn strongly suggests that she was actually the client The Interviewer was actually talking to and not Alicia Cairn.

## Description

Stacey Jones is described to be nearly identical to Alicia Cairn in every way from her mannerisms, facial expressions, voice, and having a lot of plastic surgery to duplicate her general appearance down to the smell of her farts and the sounds she makes when she orgasms. The only difference is Stacey has a mole on her left hand while Alicia does not.

Alicia is stated to be 32 years old, which means Stacey is also likely around, if not exactly, 32 years old as well.
Episode 20 - Cleo

**“***Congratulations. You've reached The Brotherhood of the Phoenix.***”**
— **John****, Season 2, Episode 20**

## Cast

* Christopher Haines played by Benjamin Noble
* Henry Cole played by Torgny G. Aanderaa
* Anna/Cleopatra played by Layla Katib
* John/Egyptian Interviewer played by Karim Kronfli
* Ianus played by Gianluca Iumiento
* Silvanus played by Ravdeep Singh Bajwa

## Credits

This episode was written by Øystein Brager with story and audio editing by Philip Thorne. It was directed by Øystein Brager and Philip Thorne with music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. It featured Layla Katib and Karim Kronfli as the Egyptologysts, Benjamin Noble as Agent Haines, Torgny G. Aanderaa as Agent Cole, Gianluca Iumiento as Ianus and Ravdeep Singh Bajwa as Silvanus. This episode was produced by Imploding Fictions, it was recorded by Battle Bird Productions London and Spike City studios Oslo, with studio engineering by Hedley Knights and Robert Rustad Amundsen. All graphic design for The Amelia Project is by Anders Pedersen.

## Notes

* During the episode, the fire that burned the Library of Alexandria is stated to have been "eighteen years ago." Since the fire was in 48 BCE, this interview that's being relayed should be taking place in 30 BCE.
* The name of this episode, Cleo, and the previous episode, Cole, are anagrams of each other.
* The cover art of the episode is supposed to say CLEO in hieroglyphics. There are some errors, however:
	+ A name written in Hieroglyphics is encircled by a cartouche whereas the episode artwork does not use one.
	+ Cleopatra's name was typically written with the glyph associated with Q, which looks close to a right triangle, for the hard C at the beginning of the name.
	+ The third glyph, which should be an E, does not seem to be a real glyph and should instead be a vertical reed.
Gilgo

Founded by free Danish settlers in 1795, Gilgoland remained a small colony until silver was discovered in 1803. The colony grew rapidly as Danish, Norwegian and Swedish nationals flocked to the colony in it’s silver rush.

During the 1830’s a national spirit developed in Denmark and in her colonies. In 1841, Gilgoland applied for provinceship in The Kingdom of Denmark and were accepted into the crown.

During the early 20th century, Gilgoland supported Denmark in it’s movement to stay neutral during The First World War, and the colony grew to be a large coal supplier, selling resources to France and Great Britain.

During The Second World War, many Danish nationals fled their occupied country to seek refuge Gilgoland. The colony supplied the axis forces with shipping and materials due to their occupied status. During the occupation, a large nationalistic movement grew and the provincial government applied many autocratic laws to strengthen their position.

After the war, Gilgoland was granted their independence from The Kingdom of Denmark, but the nationalist movement proceeded to play a large role in Gilgo politics, and the UN gave repeated warnings to Gilgoland due to their increased militarization.

In 1978 a large massacre of the native population took place in Gilgo, and the international community condemned the government for it’s inhumane treatment of the indigenous population. Trade sanctions were placed, but were later lifted in 1986.

Currently, Gilgo is a part of the Archipelago Defense Pact and a member of the Archipelago Defensive Council.
Anniversary Special 1

**“***Are those headphones? Is that a microphone? Are you recording this?***”**
— **The Interviewer****, Alan Meets Arthur**

Episode artwork by Anders Pedersen

## Summary

*The following is a summary written for this wiki. It only hits the major points of the episode and, as such, should not be used as a substitute for listening to the episode as intended by the creators.*

## Cast and Characters

### Memories

* Philip Thorne
* Øystein U. Brager

### Alan Meets Arthur

* The Interviewer played by Alan Burgon
* Alan Burgon played by Alan Burgon

## Credits

The voicemail was written and performed by Julia Morizawa. Alan Burgon Meets The Interviewer was written and performed by Alan Burgon. Audio editing by Philip Thorne and Julia Morizawa, Sound Design by Adam Raymonda, Music by Fredrik Baden, Production Assistance by Maty Parzival and Graphic Design by Anders Pedersen.

## Notes

* The Morse Code in the episode artwork translates to "Thank you for all your support."