The Middlemost Toast (episode)

## The Middlemost Toast

*Not to be confused with the titular location*

"**The Middlemost Toast**" is the second segment of episode 5 in Season 1 of *Middlemost Post*.

## Synopsis

On Free Toast Day at the Middlemost Toast, Parker does whatever it takes to make sure Angus enjoys the holiday.

## Plot

Angus wakes up Parker for Free Toast Day, and the group goes to the Middlemost Toast, only to find a big line. Parker complains about standing in line, while Angus explains him about patience: which can payback in the end. Angus also tells him that they need to hydrate, because it can take the whole day, making Parker shocked. Parker becomes very bored, because of Angus' big story. Mayor Peeve comes to Angus and shows off the free toast he got, because he made Ryan stand in line for 5 days before. Peeve drops his toast, and eats Ryan's, which makes Ryan sad. Ryan then attempts to pick up the dropped toast, but a raccoon begins chasing him.

After some time, Angus feels to pee, because of all the water he drank. Parker tells him not to drink any water, but Angus tells it is only in his mind. Terry comes in and ask what's going, and Parker replies it's free toast day. Terry asks if he can cut in front, and Parker agrees but Angus turns him around, and tells him that there's no backsies, takey-backsies, frontsies, sidesies, or cutsies. Angus tells Parker if he's bored he could go and count how many people are waiting line. Angus really needs to go, and Angus tells Parker not to say the word 'Wee-Wee'.

Angus finally couldn't take it anymore, so he decides to give up, after waiting that long, and explains on how he didn't get free toast all these years, making Parker sad. Angus says if he go to the bathroom now, he couldn't return to the line, because there's no spot-savesies. Angus leaves hopelessly, so Parker decides to do something about. So, he said to Angus, when he was in scout, there was a rule about a potty pass, that they're allowed to go to the bathroom while waiting in line, only one time for them to tinkle. Angus leaves using the Potty Pass, while Parker and Russell saves Angus' spot.

Parker and Russell decide to make the line a little shorter, so they do the following to make it work that way:

* Pretend for there to be free-er toast the other way.
* Freeze the ground for people to slip out of line.
* Parker turns into an escalator to make people go the wrong way.
* Finally, Russell acts cute to attract people's attention.

Angus returns and call out for Parker and Russell, and finds out that they are in-front of the line, and explains that he didn't go for that long, and how they got into the front of the line. Angus gets inside the Middlemost Toast, and gets ready to take his first bite of his first free toast. Ms. Pam says that Angus got the last free Toast on free toast day, making Angus proud. When Angus was about to take his first bite, the crowd which Parker and Russell drove way became an angry mob, and Angus finds out what happened.

To fix the problem, Parker gives a small crumb form the last toast, and gives it to every citizen waiting in line, which make the mob mad because they needed bigger toast. So, Parker rains on each and every piece of toast, making it grow large, wet, and soggy, and dries each piece by using lightning, which makes the crowd happy. Angus takes his first bite of his first free toast, ending the episode.

## Characters

* Parker J. Cloud
* Angus Shackleton
* Russell
* Ms. Pam
* Snail (debut)
* Mayor Peeve
* Ryan
* A Raccoon (debut/death)
* Terry
* Several Reggies
* Lily (no lines)

1. ↑ https://showbuzzdaily.com/articles/showbuzzdailys-top-150-friday-cable-originals-network-finals-8-6-2021.html