Name's Fault

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## Intro

* **Melvin:** We introduce you to a compilation of clips. Enjoy, and don't give me germs!
* **Grover:** *[playing a banjo]* ♪Oh, I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee, Going to Louisiana, my true love for to see. Oh Susanna, Oh don't you cry for me, For I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee!♪

## Charlie Brown's Drown

* **Charlie Brown:** HELP!!! I'M DROWNING!! Get me out!
* **Melvin:** Lucy was worried, but she couldn't help laughing. Charlie Brown was about to drown.
* **Lucy:** Ha-ha! You don't look really useful now, Charlie Brown. You look really disgraceful!
* **Charlie Brown:** I'm *not* disgraceful! You did that on purpose! GET ME OUT!! *[Snoopy runs to Charlie Brown and gives him a lifebuoy. He Then Brings Charlie Brown back on the cliff]* Great Job. You saved my life!
* **Snoopy:** Don't mention it. It's all part of the job.
* **Charlie Brown:** You're right. It's not my fault. *[To Lucy]* It's ***your fault!***
* **Lucy:** What?
* **Charlie Brown:** With your little football and that whole "psychiatrist."
* **Lucy:** Well you know what? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to curse.
* **Peppermint Patty:** Well, so you have been fishing. But fish don't suit you. Anyways, Lunchtime!
* *[one lunch of fish and chips later...]*
* **Peppermint Patty:** *[finishes meal]* MMM! That was good! But fish don't suit you, Chuck.
* **Linus: L**emons, **I**ce, **F**ish, and **E**ggs are a Recipie for **LIFE**. *[Cut to Static]*

## The Violet Panthers of 1964

* **Violet:** We are The **Violet** Panthers of 1964. If you add the "N" To Violet, It becomes **Violent**.
* **Frieda:** ♪Dolls are waiting in the market, tackling them with ease'll. Show the world what I can do. Gaily boasts the Weasel. In and out, he creeps about, like a big white Measel. When he pulls the wrong trucks out, "**PINK**" goes the Weasel!♪
* **Violet:** *[To Frieda]* You don't understand, Frieda. We have a position to keep up. It doesn't matter where you go, but we are important. And it's... It's... Well, it's not the proper thing!
* **Frieda:** You know, I love Barbie.
* **Violet:** Yeah, but It doesn't mean there is a song about the doll. Even I have a Violet Violin.
* **Lucy:** My goodness. What a remarkable legacy. Concern for the common cat. You don't come across old-fashioned values like that anymore, friends. And for good reason... there's no money in it! We're not a charity! That's why old France-face no longer sits in the big chair. He's a relic! So I don't want to here another "Where's Barbie?"
* **Shermy:** I ask you a Question. What is blue, with feathers, and two skinny legs, and wings, and a long, feathery tail, and a beak?
* **Lucy:** I Know, A Blue Tail Bird. *[Shows a Picture of the said animal]*
* **Shermy:** Another one! What if a turtle had a cottontail, and long ears, and a tiny nose, and a rabbit's head, and body, and legs? Now, what if the rabbit had a turtle's shell, and a turtle's flippers, and a turtle's head? Now, what do you think would happen?
* **Lucy:** To my suprise, He will morph into a rabbit. *[Cut to Static]*

## Sponge Control

* **Mister-Jaw:** Ah, yes. You are now under my control.
* **SpongeBob:** I am now under your control.
* **Mister-Jaw:** *[laughs; SpongeBob laughs too]* Stop laughing.
* **SpongeBob:** Stop laughing.
* **Mister-Jaw:** Don't repeat everything I say.
* **SpongeBob:** I won't repeat everything you say.
* **Mister-Jaw:** Excellent.
* **SpongeBob:** Excellent.
* **Mister-Jaw:** Uh, did you just say "excellent" because I said "excellent"?
* **SpongeBob:** *[lying to Mister-Jaw]* Uh, no.
* **Mister-Jaw:** Excellent.
* **SpongeBob:** Excellent.
* **Plankton:** T-O-Y. Toy! That's Excellent!
* **Patrick:** Excuse me. I think the word you're searching for is "Minimum Underdrive."
* **Plankton:** *[To Big Bird]* So, where you from?
* **Big Bird:** Well, I'm actually from Sesame Street by PBS. PBS stands for Public Broadcasting Service.
* **Daffy:** Oh, really? I'm from Warner Brothers.
* **Plankton:** And I'm from **Nickelodeon!** Well, I'm not really from Nick. I'm actually from Viacom.
* **Chorus: *♪Hon De Laud Hup Hivel Up, NICK! Hon De Laud Hup Hivel Up, NICK NICK! Hon De Rikki-Tikki Lo Y Livin' #1 Nickelodeon!♪***
* **Plankton:** If you are a Fan of SpongeBob and Nickelodeon, Visit www.nick.com. *[The Link to Nickelodeon's Website on the Bottom of the screen is shown]*