Prehistoric Playtime

**Prehistoric Playtime** is the first part of episode twenty-two of the fifth season of Super Mario x Total Drama: Drama Kingdom. The second part is The Swashbuckling Pirate Adventure.

## Summary

The SMxTD gang visits the Prehistoric Kingdom and have a day of play there.

## Plot

The episode starts at Scarlett's house/workshop, where Scarlett and her friends are standing in front of her time kingdom machine, which is on and charging up. Scarlett then greets the viewers and tells them that she and the rest of the SMxTD gang are going to visit the Prehistoric Kingdom and have a day of play there. Scarlett's time kingdom machine, all charged up, opens its doors to let the SMxTD gang go inside and closes them when the whole gang is inside.

The SMxTD gang is ready to go to the Prehistoric Kingdom but they don't know which button to press for the time kingdom machine to transport them there. Sanders asks the viewers which button the gang should press and the viewers tell Sanders that the gang should press the button with the picture of a caveman, which represents the Prehistoric Kingdom. Sanders thanks the viewers and presses the button with the picture of a caveman, making the time kingdom machine transport the SMxTD gang to the Prehistoric Kingdom.

## Quotes

*(The episode starts at Scarlett's house/workshop, where Scarlett and her friends are standing in front of her time kingdom machine, which is on and charging up.)*

**Scarlett**: *(gets startled by the viewers)* AAAHH!! *(calms down)* Oh. Hi there. Jeez, you scared the living daylights out of me. I bet you're wondering what I'm doing. Well, me and the rest of the gang are going to visit the Prehistoric Kingdom and have a day of play there for a while. *(pulls out script)* Seriously, "day of play"? Who writes stuff like this? It looks like it was written by a six year old child. *(realizes)* I, I mean... *(puts scripts away; laughing sheepishly)* Sorry about that.

*(Scarlett's time kingdom machine, all charged up, opens its doors to let the SMxTD gang go inside and closes them when the whole gang is inside.)*

*(The SMxTD gang is ready to go to the Prehistoric Kingdom but they don't know which button to press for the time kingdom machine to transport them there.)*

**Sanders**: Which button should we press?

*(The viewers tell Sanders that the gang should press the button with the picture of a caveman, which represents the Prehistoric Kingdom.)*

**Sanders**: Thanks.

*(Sanders presses the button with the picture of a caveman, making the time kingdom machine transport the SMxTD gang to the Prehistoric Kingdom.)*

**Boo**: *(offscreen)* "HELP! They're using me as a toy!"

**Sanders**: "Boo, where are you?"

**Harold**: "I think he's at that daycare in the distance!"

(The SMxTD gang goes to the daycare and find Boo being played with as a ball by several baby dinosaurs.)

**Boo**: "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

**Baby Dinosaurs**: (roar and play with Boo as a toy)

**MacArthur**: (cooing) "Aww, Boo! You found the baby dinosaur daycare! Jealous!"

**Boo**: "AHHHHHHHH!"

**Baby Dinosaurs**: (continue roaring and playing with Boo as a toy)

(Boo crashes into the dinosaur preschool, which is next door to the daycare.)

**MacArthur**: (cooing) "Daw! You found the dinosaur preschool too! Even more jealous!"

**Boo**: "WHY?! AHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH!"

**Baby and Preschool Dinosaurs**: (roar and play with Boo as a toy)

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**MacArthur**: "Whoa! Those dinosaurs sure love to play Dino Ball, am I right?"

**Dry Bones**: "Totally, my honey boo!"

**MacArthur** and **Dry Bones**: (look romantically at each other; then quickly make out)

**Sanders**: (sighs at the sight of MacArthur and Dry Bones quickly making out) "Will you two please stop making out all the time? It's getting gross!"

**Dry Bones**: "We can't help it!"

**MacArthur**: "Dry Bones and I have been dating for a few weeks now!"

**Sanders**: "Wait a second, MacArthur! Are you dating with Dry Bones AND Brody?!"

(MacArthur's confessional)

**MacArthur**: "Dating two guys at the same time is tough work! But, it's all worth it!"

(Brody's confessional)

**Brody**: "While MacArthur is dating me, I don't mind her dating Dry Bones as long as I don't rival him in favor of her love!"

(Dry Bones' confessional)

**Dry Bones**: "MacArthur dating Brody along with me? I'm fine with that! As long as we don't right over him in the favor of MacArthur's love, everything's as cool as a cucumber!"

(End confessional)

## Trivia

* The Prehistoric Kingdom has a similar appearance to the prehistoric movie set in the Total Drama Action episode One Billion Bucks B.C., but has buildings made of rock, has a baby dinosaur daycare and has a dinosaur preschool.
* It is revealed in this episode that MacArthur has been dating both Brody and Dry Bones.