Ham Burgerlar

Ham Burgerlar, stylized as **The Hamburgla**r, is a low stakes supervillain in Los Santos whos whole goal is to thwart Mayor McCheese from reintroducing the **McDLT**.

## Description

The Hamburglar talks in a high pitched 70's batman villain style voice. He can always be found wearing his signature Yellow and Black hat, Black eye mask (goggles) and a red tie. He also wears a black shirt, black and white checkerboard style pants, red shoes and red gloves. He temporarily takes off his disguise to trick Mayor McCheese into trusting him, before putting the disguise back on reveling his true intentions.

## Background

The Hamburglar began his crusade of burglarizing hamburgers in 1971. His journeys eventually led him to McDonaldland where he discovered that the town was under the leadership of Mayor McCheese. The Hamburglar immediately detested the Mayor. Mayor McCheese won the election by promising the town that they would always be provided with the **McDLT**. The popularity of the **McDLT** in McDonaldland made it difficult for The Hamburglar to burglarize the hamburgers of the townsfolk. The **McDLT** (also known as **McDeluxe**) was a cheeseburger that was served at McDonald's in a Styrofoam container that split between the meat and the vegetables and sauce. The Styrofoam container was bulky, reducing the amount that could be burglarized in a single night. The Container was also bad for the environment, with many consumers failing to recycle it. After years of conflict, The Hamburglar was successful in getting the **McDLT** discontinued off the menus in 1998. Mayor McCheese retired from politics around that same time. The Hamburglar continued to burglarize hamburgers around the country. In 2021 The Hamburglar discovered that Mayor McCheese was coming our of retirement to run for Mayor of Los Santos. McCheese again made it his promise to return the **McDLT** to the people, while also ensuring that Matlock did not become Mayor. The Hamburglar immediately made his way to Los Santos to thwart McCheese once again.

## Crimes and Exploits

While making a public appearance at Pillbox Medical Center, The Hamburglar was able to pose as Mayor McCheeses personal driver. After finishing the appearance, McCheese entered the vehicle at which point The Hamburglar put on his disguise, reveling his identify. The LSPD was alerted to the kidnapping and a pursuit ensued. The Hamburglar drove McCheese to the top of the Land Act Dam and held him hostage. The Hamburglar demanded 40 hamburgers be delivered to the location within the amount of time it takes to fry up 1 medium well burger (about 8 minutes). The Hamburglars plan was foiled when McCheese discovered The Hamburglar was actually holding a banana spray painted black instead of a gun. The Hamburglar fled the scene, leaving McCheese behind. The Hamburglar, taking advantage of the underfunded SAHP, entered the interstate and fled northbound. The Hamburglar successfully juked LSPD Detective Summers and Lieutenant Jones and escaped once again!

The Hamburglar successfully robbed several citizens including Chief Runner of $6, the price of a single Big Mac meal. The chief tried to entice The Hamburglar by offering to give $12, the price of 2 Bic Mac Meals. The Hamburglar saw through his trick and escaped once again!

The Hamburglar burglarized several 247 convivence stores, stealing all the items needed to manufacture a delectable hamburger. After multiple 247 robberies, The Hamburglar robbed the Burger Shot for several burgers and ketchup packets. While leaving, members of the LSPD and BCSO arrived on scene and took chase. The Hamburglar out drove the police and escaped once again!

## Quotes

> *"You've been had by...**The Hamburglar!"***
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> *"The Hamburglar will NEVER be institutionalized!"*
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> *"Hehehehehe"* (In 70s batman villain style)
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