Yello

"ouchie ouch"

### Occupation

Fisherman, Zookeeper, Procastinator and Sea Monsters' Worst Nightmare in Minecraft

### Associated Fictional Characters

Rowlet (Pokémon), Mister Balls Man the Mall Bastter

## Physical description

### Eye color

476000

Yello is an active member of the Shinx Appreciation Club. He joined in December 2019 but was inactive for the first few months until the Sinnoh server got deleted. He was known as "Blu" until Lina said she didn't like the color blue. No one understands what he's talking about but it's probably his frenchness making the conversation impossible. He is French but chooses to avoid talking French for no reason.

***"who pinged me?" - Yello's first words, May 4th 2020***

## Interests and Hobbies

Speaking of making no sense, he owns duplicates of certain consoles such as: *GBA SP, DS, 3DS and Nintendo Switch*. He barely uses them and it's a waste of time, space and money.

His obsession with the franchise *Pokémon* has led him to spend his time buying foreign copies of the same Pokémon games. He's still far from his objective of getting every copy of *Pokémon Diamond, Pearl and Platinum* in all available languages.

Another obsession is the "fish mob" in the hit game *Minecraft.* Yello can't control himself and builds fish tanks of disproportionate sizes and shapes in the most random places possible. This includes his famous Fish Tower, Fish Tunnel, and Fish Square. Even his Bee Dome in the first SMP had an enormous fish tank with numerous kinds of fish.

He modded several consoles in the past and absolutely despise his modded Switch and GBA SP.

His actual hobbies (where he touches grass) are:

* Photography
* Karting
* Cycling
* Cooking
* Repairing/Modding hardware

## The Isekai'd Truck Incident

### Context

**5:21PM, early September 2021, under the cold clouds from the Alps**. Yello was going home from college by foot, *T-Square* in his wireless earbuds, he looked to the right and then to the left, no traffic coming up, just a red truck that seemed to turn to the right.

### Full Order of Events

He started crossing the road, until he was interrupted by an alerted voice screaming " *LOOK OUT!*"... But it was too late, as the truck that seemed to turn right was, in fact, going in reverse towards Yello. After the hit, Yello was ready to fist fight the driver à-la *Tekken* or *Street Fighter,* but the truck driver seemed alerted by all the blood on Yello's face who clearly didn't realize he was bleeding.

Despite the driver offering him to get him to a hospital, Yello just asked for a tissue to protect the wound until he gets home. After bragging on Discord, sending a picture with the quote "*Hit a truck, feelin' good!*", Yello went to a pharmacy to get some steri-strips to close the wound.

### Aftermath

The red truck has never been sighted ever again, confirming the possibilty of Yello isekai-ing the truck. However, it costs dearly to Yello, migraines and sudden increase in light sensitivity to half of his vision are the price Yello has yet to fully pay for having isekai'd a truck.

## The 2-Week-Long Mute

Around the end of April 2023, Yello asked to be muted for 2 weeks out of the blue, the excuse at the time was to "touch grass and pass the Finals", the real reason was probably to play Zelda BotW before Zelda TotK comes out...

## Achievements in Minecraft

2020 (The very first SAC Minecraft server and the second one that everyone forgot about):

1. Made a house with water inside the walls.
2. built a gigantic glass dome to keep bees and other mobs such as sea turtles and dolphins.
3. Made 2/3rd of a giant mushroom island grass and trees instead of mycelium and giant mushrooms.

2021 (The third, fourth and fifth SAC Minecraft servers):

* Third server (Vanilla 1.16/17)

1. Found the very first diamond 10 seconds after logging in for the first time.
2. Built a house using almost exclusively "wall blocks" for the walls.
3. incorporated a super smelter in the same house.
4. Constructed the "Zoo Galleries" and the "Nemo Pool".
5. Built a couple of sky islands and put a donkey and several villagers on them.
6. Meticulously crafted and perfected the "Fish Tank Tower", a fish tank containing a lot of underwater fauna that became a Landmark of his sky islands.
7. Bullied people by slaughtering them with silly tools having silly names.
8. Remodelled Mingus' house.

* Fourth server (Modded 1.15 or 1.16, I forgot)

1. Could live underwater infinitely, and made a cave his, despite fighting Thrashers regularly.
2. Was often the person to ask when someone wanted their stuff recovered.
3. Started building an island with two different villages and a forest in the middle with grizzly bears.
4. Started to build a fish tank for crayfishes of different colors but never finished it.
5. Proud owner of multiple platypuses.
6. Used a combo of Featherite Armor, Slime Boots ans Slimesling to travel around the map (no longer possible in recent versions of the different mods used).
7. Found a Mantis Shrimp.
8. Fought against the Kraken.
9. Was close to build Atlantis but never had the guts to start the project.

* Fifth server (Vanilla 1.18)

1. Explored tens of thousands of blocks before settling on an island where he built a tiny village.
2. Built the first iteration of the "Ore Museum".
3. Imprisoned bees out of spite.
4. Was the richest player of the server after spending days in underwater caves.
5. First player to be declared guilty in the Townhall.
6. Made the "Fish Tank Plaza" with an oval-shaped fish tank in the middle.
7. Explored the secret caves and crevasses of Spawn.
8. Became the last Mayor to be elected.
9. Made a flag for the Townhall.

2023:

1. Abolished slavery.
2. Destroyed the "beautiful" landscape with a giant dragon statue.
3. Crafted and proudly use a Protection 4, fully upgraded Iron Armor.
4. Keeps a few Allays in an undisclosed area called "Nightime".
5. Has a "hidden" base with the "Ore Museum".
6. Brought up the idea of creating the first level of the Backrooms with Fra32.

## Mister Balls Man

Mister Balls Man the Mall Bastter is a character who's name was made on a whim by Yello to generate with an AI the picture of a guy and some balls.

The result was funny enough to make "Mister Balls Man" a reoccurring joke over the span of a week or two. During this time period, an entire lore has been formed around this curious character.

Here's a little synopsis:

"Mister Balls Man or Maser Mlals was a mysterious figure dressed in a bright, green tuxedo complimented with a bow tie of the same color and a mask that gave him a clown-like red nose. You could see him around the town, especially at the mall where he was helping people, he was witty, charismatic, strong, honest and a local hero to most people."

Another story portrayed him as a super hero who's archnemesis was a certain "Doctor Doom", it is partially canon.

A spin-off story with a peculiar narrative was named "Mister Balls Man Chronicles: the One Piece is real." This story is not canon due to the description of Maser Mlals being strongly altered.

## IRL Server Member Meetups

Yello only met Joris after almost 2 years of planning to do so.

### Joris

They ate disgusting fast-food together and trash-talked Lina. During the meetup, Yello bought a *Nintendo Switch OLED.*

## Trivia

* He doesn't like getting pinged.
* When playing "Among Us", Yello spams "591" which is the Pokedex number of "Amoonguss"
* Never talk about "pizza pans" when he's online.
* He jokingly asked to be moderator multiple times. (stop, it's not funny)
* The "Wurmple Party" sticker is indirectly his fault, sue him.
* He has 2 cats named Gary and Barry and lives with only one of them, the other one staying at the family's household.
* His cat Gary refuses to hurt Yello despite soliciting him while playing together, but Barry doesn't mind to hurt Yello when he uses perfume.
* His next cat will be named Jerrry or Harrry, with 3 R because why not.