Death to 2021

**Video:**
1:03:39

**Video:**
death to 2021.mp4

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## Episode Summary

Quote from Drew: "Netflix continues to prove that topical comedy can remain cutting edge. Once again, we've been treated to a no-holds-barred satire of modern life. I didn't know if I was crying from existential dread or because I was laughing so darn hard.

## Notable Events

* Josiah and Drew discussed which of them came up with various previous Patreon episodes.
* Josiah and Drew watched *Death to 2021* while talking over it.
* Josiah and Drew discussed having Lights Camera Jackson on Globe Hell Warning in a future episode.
* Drew revealed he has gotten rid of all his dating apps.
* Josiah and Drew discussed Nate Ruess's net worth and revealed that it is not impressive.
* At 19:58, Drew spilled his coffee. While he is standing up to go fetch some cleaning supplies, subscribers to the video version of the Patreon can see his asscrack. He told Josiah not to pause *Death to 2021*.
* At 22:19, Drew became *Squin Game* by covering his face.
* Josiah and Drew discussed how people should make predictions for the year at the end of the year, rather than the beginning, because it would be more impressive if you're right. They decided that their 2022 predictions would be coming on December 15th, 2022.

## Notable Quotes

### Josiah

* "If you come up with some ideas for these bonus episodes, then we can stop watching SNL every week, but otherwise --"
* "It was my idea to do Calgary Awareness Month again, you were against it, you didn't want people to know about Calgary cause you had said there's a girl mayor now, it's no good, Calgary's cancelled cause [unintelligible]."
* "January 6th happened on a World Wide Wednesday! You notice that?"
* "Funny."
* "Funny."
* "If you could write *that* clear, sort of nice serif font with your own shit, that's not worthy of mockery; that's *very* impressive."
* "Oh, he's doing kind of a hipster thing. Craft vaccine. That's kind of cool! Do you think that would work? If you just do semen in your..."
* "It's kinda hard to even remember -- I kinda just keep glazing over and forgetting what we're doing."
* "We need to become more right wing, I think. We should have one right wing person on the show. Probably gonna be you, I think. Probably it would be you cause of your idea of killing homeless people."
* "That's funny."
* "I don't think you could get Type 2 diabete from eating one donut, could you?"
* [On the topic of the dangers of some gender reveal parties] "Yeah, a gender reveal party that ends horribly wi-- uh with causing great harm to many? So then the gender must have been a cis man! A white cis man."
* "Canada had the highest temperature of all time, it wa-- uh, in fact, even the Tim Horton's coffee uh seemed lukewarm! Uh when you drank it."
* "Now, why do some people think billionaires are bad?"
* "Ah, Jeff Bezos is such a pimp. He's *exactly* like Pitbull. He's even more Mr. Worldwide."
* "People who hate Jeff Bezos will never go to space. And I'll make sure of it."
* "Funny."
* "What if Jeff Bezos stayed in space? They should have said that on here. That would be a good joke to say."
* [On the topic of Donald Trump being orange] "Hey, orange you gonna -- orange you gonna make America great again, again?"
* "That's funny."
* "This lady is dumb as hell. That woman is *so* stupid!"
* "Who do you think should play James Bond?"
* "I already can't wait for *Death to 2022*."
* "Mark Zuckerberg is dope!"
* "Should we go into the Metaverse?"
* "Did they ever find the Titanic? Was it real?"
* [In response to hearing the word 'global'] "Globe Hell."
* [In response to hearing someone say 'Pardon me, asshole'] "'Pardon me asshole,' is what I say when I pass gas. \*Doing an Irish accent\* 'Oh, pardon me asshole!' "
* "Funny."
* [In response to seeing the list of credited writers for *Death to 2021*] "Look at those writers; so many people. Oh my God! They admit it!"

### Drew

* "I've come up with ideas! I've come up with ideas! I've come up with plenty ideas."
* "WHOSE IDEA -- WHOSE IDEA was to try to get uh YKS to move to Calgary, hmm? That was my idea. That was my idea 100%."
* [On the topic of how someone could be born without their mother having sex] "Well maybe eight guys jacked off onto her egg and ate it. Callback. To last episode."
* "Oh shit, I just spilled my coffee!"
* [In response to Josiah saying he wanted to nap with Drew when he visited Calgary] "I know; I'd love to sleep with you. But we wouldn't be doin' much sleepin'!"
* "I would love to strap, like, 20 snakes to each of my feet and just slither around. Not having to walk, I just sit there and slither around."
* [On the topic of Richard Branson] "I can't believe he called it Virgin, by the way. I call it -- I'd call my company Gettin' -- Getting Pussy or something."
* "Fuck William Shatner. Piece of shit. He blocked me! He really hates fan fiction because he -- it's like, he finds it offensive because people, like, ship him with Spock, and he hates that. So I sent him a picture of Scorpion and Sub-Zero from *Mortal Kombat* kissing and said, 'Look at this! You think you're the only one who gets it?' And he blocked me."
* "You would love feet. You would love a Feet Olympics."
* "They should have stayed in Afghanistan."
* "Tony Stark. I hope they talk about *Spider-Man*. They haven't mentioned *Eternals*, they haven't mentioned *Shang-Chi*."
* [On the topic of Donald Trump] "He's orange."
* "What, you think I'm gonna watch James Bond movies??"
* [In response to Josiah's question about who he thinks should play James Bond] "Tom Ellis is my number one, um who is Lucifer Morningstar. Um Tom Holland, um be great."
	+ Note: In Episode 44: The Marxist 007, Josiah and Drew had decided that Idris Elba will play James Bond, the fictionalized version of Dennis Bateman's real life work as a leftist spy known as the real life leftist 007.
* "Let me get my Netflix up here and see what I have -- what I was watching lately. Yes, I was watching *Lethal Weapon*, I was watching *Lucifer*, um I watched all the *Spider-Man* movies recently, *Venom* -- I watched *Venom*, I watched *Venom 2*, which you stopped watching halfway, which is a very stupid decision. It's a great movie."
* "I'm gonna get a job in the Metaverse just working for Facebook. I don't know, just doing -- Well it's gonna be like Second Life, I'm gonna start my own sex shop."
* "Tony Stark!"
* [On the topic of Josiah and Drew making their 2022 predictions on December 15th of this year] "Someone from the Discord: remember this uh and message us on December 15th. I know we forgot Secret Christmas this year."
* [On the topic of *Death to 2021*] "Well that was fantastic."

## Trivia

* This is the second episode in the "Death to" series, after 2021's Death to 2020.
	+ Note: While the previous year's "Death to" episode was titled *Death to 2020*, with a capital-D to match the name of its corresponding Netflix film, this year's episode was titled *death to 2021*, with a lowercase-d which does not match the name of its corresponding Netflix film. It is currently unknown what explains the distinction in naming between the two episodes.
* This episode has two notably different episode titles between its audio and video formats. The audio version is titled "death to 2021", while the video version is titled "death to 2021 video".
	+ Note: The title used for this Globe Hell Warning Wiki page was chosen for its greater degree of clarity.