Tex In Monster's Inc Part Two: How Not To Take Care Of A Kid

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Mike, Sully, Dave, Rohan, Toppy, Tex, the kid that entered the Monster World, and myself were at a hotel room, as Mike and Sully's house was being searched for any other kids by the CDA, as they were repeat offenders of the Monstropolis Law of Child Harboring, stating that any or all monsters who attempt to raise, hang out with, or dream of a human child in the Monster World shall be banished to a world of The Monstropolis Sheriff's choice and shall lose their scaring license for a minimum of one year. (Mike's words, not mine.)

"What were you guys thinking?!" yelled Mike, watching the kid in horror. "This is 2001 all over again! If the CDA were to catch wind of this, we would all be screwed! Us especially!"

"Everyone just calm down," said Rohan, as he turned on the TV. "How about we watch the news to see what's going on?"

"OK," said Mike.

But instead of taking about what we were hoping they would, the news talked about the child being in the Monster World, with the headline, "Multiverse Protectors Bring Human Child Into Monster World, Monster's Inc Owners Are Accomplices." A news monster, who sounded an awful lot like Martin Lawrence (Known for voicing Boog in Open Season), was covering the story.

"Breaking news!" yelled the news monster. "For the second time in monster history, there has been a Child Security Breach! The last time this happened was in 2001, with a little girl known as Boo, who is now 25 years old and has a daughter, with one on the way! In fact, the daughter of Boo is believed to be the child that is in the Monster World right now! The main suspects that are being investigated for this violation of the Monstropolis Law of Child Harboring are a group of warriors known as The Multiverse Protectors! This group consists of Toppy Dremurr, Kadin7366666, Rohan Horden, who is a former member of the Illuminati Courthouse, Dave1995Alt, and Tex the THX Robot! However, Monster's Inc owners Mike Wazowski and James P. Sullivan are also being investigated as accomplices to this violation of the Monstropolis Law of Child Harboring! The CDA are offering a $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 award for anyone who can turn these criminals in, along with the child. Also, our sources say that there might also be a substance on the lose called EXE! It doesn't concern us, but you should probably panic! Coming up: Debate on What Jack B. Nimble Jumped Over Quickly. Was it a candle? His mommy? Me? Then, Britney Fierce Has Her 233rd Baby! Proud Father Kevin Fear-derline Now Getting A Job! Also, Michael Zombie Jackson, The First Monster To Clone Himself, Sues Himself For Molesting Himself! Stay Tuned!"

After that little news story, Rohan tried switching the channel to an actual show to calm our nerves. The show was Glee Season One. But during the commercial break, a PSA popped up featuring our pictures with the words, "Don't Let Children Come To Monstropolis Like These Guys Did. $20,000,000,000,00,000,000,000 for whoever can turn these criminals in!" Rohan then took the TV and threw it out the window.

"I'm not much of a TV person," said Rohan.

"What are we gonna do?!" asked Toppy. "We're fugitives! On the run! The EXE is on the loose! There's a child in the Monster World! What are we gonna do?!"

"OK," I said, pulling out a can of Red Bull. "Calm down, Top. Have a Redbull."

Toppy nodded and slammed down the Redbull in one go. Mike and Sully looked in aw at the energy drink.

"Can we have some?" asked Sully.

"Sure thing," I said, handing them each a can. "You guys don't have Red Bull in this world, huh?"

"Nope," said Mike.

"Salud!" said Sully, as he toasted with Mike.

Mike and Sully drank their Red Bulls in one go as well, just like Toppy did. Although, more quickly.

"This drink, I like it," said Sully, now under the influence of caffeine.

"I know!" I said. "It's awesome, right?!"

"ANOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Mike and Sully at the same time, as they threw their Red Bull cans at the kid.

The kid was shocked at first about the Red Bull cans hitting him. But she got over it. But Toppy was furious at Mike and Sully for throwing the cans at the kid.

"What was that?!" asked Toppy.

"It was delicious! We want another!" said Sully.

"Well, you could've just said so!" said Toppy.

"We just did!" said Mike.

"I meant nicely!" said Toppy. "Not throwing your cans at the kid we are harboring illegally!"

"We meant no disrespect," said Mike.

"Well, no more child abuse, deal?" said Toppy.

"You have our word," said Mike and Sully.

"OK," I said. "We gotta think: How an we get the kid back to Boo and get the EXE at the same time?"

"Well," said Sully. "When Boo was in our world, we disguised her as a monster and got the door we needed. But there were some issues: 1. Randall was using that door to capture children for their screams, 2. Our old boss, Mr. Henry J. Waternoose, was involved in an extortion plot to kidnap as many children as possible to continue using scream energy, and 3. Boo was always wandering about. Now, we are under a lot of pressure, because this is Boo's daughter, and there is a black goo on the loose. So in order to get the child back to Boo and get that EXE back, we need to try to do the exact same thing as last time, but we need to do it more slick."

"OK," said Dave. "I think I have a plan: We disguise ourselves too."

"Awesome!" said Mike. "If we had done that 21 years ago, we would've gotten Boo to her door much sooner!"

"Uh, Mikey," said Sully. "I really don't think it would've made much of a difference."

"It's worth a shot!" said Tex.

"Drink," said the kid in a cute voice.

"AAAW!" I said, as I handed the kid about 24 Red Bulls. "Boo 2 wants to have some Red Bull. That's so cute! Here you go!"

"Kadin," said Toppy. "Why did you give a three-year-old 24 Red Bulls?"

"Uh," I said. "Because she was adorable? Boo 2 is what we're calling her, by the way."

"OK," said Toppy. "Where is Boo 2?"

Toppy was right: Boo 2 was nowhere to be found in the hotel room. We tried to frantically look for her, but we saw that she was already in the hotel kitchen.

"HELLO!" said Boo 2, as she waved at us from the hotel kitchen.

"Boo 2!" I said. "Come back up here, sweety. You're gonna get us caught by the CDA."

"I got this," said Toppy, before he started shouting at Boo 2. "BOO 2! COME BACK UP HERE NOW!"

"Toppy!" said Dave, as he tried to get Boo 2 to come back. "You gotta be more compassionate. Like this: Boo 2, sweety, come on up. We got a surprise for ya."

"I got a better idea," said Rohan, as he called up the hotel kitchen. "Hello, Room Service? Yes. We will have the Blue Plate Special. Wait. All your plates are blue?! OUTRAGEOUS! Then, just give us a Blue Plate with the first thing you see on it. Preferably, that lifelike doll that walks and talks. Yeet it to Room 222. Thank you. Bye now."

"Rohan! Way to go!" said Sully.

"Thank you," said Rohan.

At that moment, we saw a Blue Plate with Boo 2 get yeeted into our room. Luckily, I was able to catch her before she hit the wall.

"Ok, guys," I said. "We leave for the factory at dawn. For now, let's get some sleep."

"OK," we all said.

"And no more Red Bull for you, Boo 2," I said. "You had us worried!"

Boo 2 laughed and gave me a kiss on the cheek.

"AAAW!" I said. "It's so hard to stay mad at you. Good night."

We were all asleep in our hotel room, getting ready to go to the factory to find Boo 2's door in the morning. But the EXE would effect Sully in the morning too.

(To be continued...)