Shmexi

Gabe featured in his monk costume for the Halloween Extravaganza 2022

### Aliases

Gabe, Gaben, Inflated Lung, Gabe Chris Stewie Brian Meg Peter Lois Quagmire Joe Cleveland Pedophile Herbert Marge

## Physical description

### Eye color

Green

***Kelloggs Written:***

**Shmexi**, also known as **Ultra Green Guy**, is a member of the League of Mothers and was part of the original group. Perhaps the most batshit mental guy on the server, he is known for various things such as: a love for monkies, dwarfs and Brigitte from Overwatch, whilst also being low-key pretty good at magic. Although RoxyVelma got him personally more interested in the tabletop RPG, he is also regarded as introducing the other half of the server to D&D and being the DM in his own campaigns and continuity known as the Shmexiverse, being named after him. As seen below, you may find he has a rather high opinion of himself.

#### In D&D

* In the first campaign of the Velmaverse, Lost Mine of Phandelver, he played as the character Skeldar.
* He is the Dungeon Master of the second campaign Out of the Abyss.
* In the third campaign, Tomb of Annihilation, he played as the character Jaffie.
* In the fifth campaign, Ghosts of Saltmarsh, he played as the iconic character Schgloop.
* He has been the Dungeon Master of various games set within his own setting, this being the Shmexiverse.

***Shmexi Written "To Maintain Factual Integrity":***

**Shmexi**, otherwise known as **Deez**, is the titular character and protagonist of the League of Mothers (he is also technically an admin/member). He was part of the original group in the first campaign of the Lost Mines of Phandelver and played as Skeldar. Being the most adept with the arcane he can often be found generating new forms of fleshlights and spreading them across the galaxy.

Although RoxyVelma got him personally more interested in the tabletop RPG, he himself is also regarded as introducing the other half of the server to D&D and being the DM for them in his own campaigns and continuity known as the Shmexiverse. You could in essence call him the eye patch Morty to RoxyVelma's Rick.

He met the group during secondary school, instantly regretting it. Instead deciding he shall feign friendship so that he may one day shave their heads and use their combined hair as a wig to cover up his receding hairline. He claims (and knows that he does) to do all the work and wears only army shirts and grey tops so he can look homeless enough to be able to beg for money to pay for Greggs. Statistically, Shmexi is the most likely of the group to be found having skin and is probably the reincarnation of Mohammed (pboh - pls don't hurt me). Fans (himself) like to claim he is the hottest, funniest, most talented in the LOM. Though the group members argue he is all of these and more.

His most treasured memory is finding the 'Gummy Bear Song - Long English Version' when he was -6532. Listening to it on loop for the next millennia until it became ingrained in English society. His martial status is an axe preferably and his date of death is unknown. His species is unknown, though probably an onion ring, his height being 900 Gromit mugs and his eye colour are in fact laser eyes.