2005 Hollywood 400

The 2005 Hollywood 400 is the third race from my very own 2005 Piston Cup Season schedule.

R.I.P Ryan Thunderbolt (1954-2005)

NOTE: THIS RACE WAS A PARODY OF 2001 DAYTONA 500!

## Television Biography

### Networks:

RSN

RTV

CRSN

Sky Sports

Viasat Sport (Sweden, Norway, Finland)

Canal+ Sport (Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Finland)

## Transcript

### The King's big flip

Bob: Welcome back to the Hollywood 400.

Darrell: It's the big one gang, it's the big one. It's what we've all been fearing this kind of racing is gonna happen.

Bob: A horrible crash on the back straightaway that began when Strip Weathers got turned sideways against the backstretch wall number 43. Kyle Buschtire, all torn up. The involved crash guy Blamer, Weathers, there's fire underneath the hood of Johnny Blamer's car. He's out, he's okay. This is the view you see Strip Weathers moving inside his car. Michael Cartrip's car demolished, and Weathers' car blew and then had a car land on it.

Darrell: Weathers' car? In front of his car, his car window is down on him. I tell you, and, and, and that doesn't look good. (Cut to Ryan Shields) They're running in with the safety crew. And I'm not so sure that... (Cut to Ryan Newcar) that car there didn't have something to do with the start of it. (Cut to Jeff Gorvette damaged) It looked like a blue and red car got against the outside wall of me.

Bob: Oh, Ryan Shields? Ryan Shields, perhaps the fastest car here... torn up, Ryan Shields, damage to Joel McQueen, Ryan Newcar as well, they have made it back to pit crew.

Darrell: Murray Clutchburn here, he comes down the pit road towards all the paces.

Brent: I think we can tell it says it easier, I only see about seven or eight cars out there that does not have damage.

Bob: Michael Cartrip, pounding the roof of his car (Cut to Murray Clutchburn) in frustration. And Clutchburn, for the second time in three years is caught up in a melee.

(Cut to Bobby Carbonte)

### Ryan Thunderbolt's death

Bob: We're coming around for the white flag.

Darrell: You got it, McQueen. You got it man, you got it. Come on, man.

Bob: Come on, get him in the fold.

Darrell: It's the number 45 car down! Leave 'em back, leave 'em back, come on!

Bob: OH!!! BIG TROUBLE! OH NO! BIG WRECK BEHIND THEM! To the flag.

(Bob and Darrell saw that Chick Hicks wrecks Ryan Thunderbolt into Kevin Shiftright hitting the turn 4 wall and both surfing out of the grass while his tire looses off and rolls out on the grass while Ryan Thunderbolt dies.)

Darrell: Come on, McQueen, you got it, man. YOU GOT IT, YOU GOT IT, ***YOU GOT IT!!!! MCQUEEN!!!!*** ALL RIGHT, YEAH! ALL RIGHT, YEAH!

Bob: Lightning McQueen wins!

Darrell: WHOOOOOOOOO!!!! ALL RIGHT! IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE! OH, MAN! That's great! ALL RIGHT! How 'bout Thunderbolt? Is he okay?

Lightning McQueen: YESS!!! I WIN MY FIRST RACE!!! KA-CHOW!!!!!!!!! YESSS!!!! KA-CHING, KA-PLING, KA-POW! KA-CHOW!

### Ryan Thunderbolt Jr. reacts to his dad dies

Kevin Shiftright: RYAN! RYAN?! CAN YOU HEAR ME?! CAN YOU HEAR ME RIGHT NOW?!!!

Ryan Thunderbolt Jr.: Man, this can't be good. My dad has died forever. My grandfather, come here right now!

Ryan Jr.'s grandfather: I'm coming!

Ryan Thunderbolt Jr.: My grandfather? My dad went dying in the Hollywood 400. Look at the left side, my dad went dying on the race.

Ryan Jr.'s grandfather: Ohhhh, as for that Ryan Jr, your dad doesn't live anymore, he's gone.

Ryan Thunderbolt Jr.: Awwwww, man... That's very sad ending, I hope we can drive back home.

Ryan Jr.'s grandfather: Yes, we can, my brother. Let's go.

Chick Hicks: I DID IT, BECAUSE I KILLED YOUR DAD!!!!

Ryan Thunderbolt Jr.: THAT'S NOT NICE, YOU MEAN GREEN RACER!!!!

Chick Hicks: Oh (YEE)!

### McQueen in the victory lane

Lightning McQueen: KA-CHOW!!! KA-KA-CHING, KA-CHOW!!! I WIN! I WIN! KA-PA-PA-CHOW!!!! KA-CHOW, KA-PLING, KA-CHOW!!! YEAH, BABY, KA-CHOW!!!! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN THE RACE!!! I WIN MY VERY FIRST RACE!!!! KA-CHOOOOWWWW!!!!!

Kori Turbowitz: We're here in the Victory Lane at the Hollywood Speedway. McQueen, how's your first race win today?

Lightning McQueen: Good, because I know that his dad died in the Hollywood 400, because I really win my 3rd race of the season.

Kori Turbowitz: Oh, you know, McQueen? That was very lucky to hear you, kid! You know that Chick wrecked Ryan Jr's dad and died from the race.

(MORE COMING SOON!)

## Results

1. Lightning McQueen - 200 laps
2. Ryan Thunderbolt Jr. - 200 laps
3. Eugene Carbureski - 200 laps
4. Dale Earnhardt Jr. - 200 laps
5. Gerald Leadfoot - 200 laps
6. James Cleanair - 200 laps
7. Chick Hicks - 200 laps
8. Rusty Cornfuel - 200 laps
9. Tony Gaswart - 200 laps
10. Matt Carseth - 200 laps
11. Sage VanDerSpin - 200 laps
12. Ryan Thunderbolt † - 199 laps (FATAL CRASH)
13. Kevin Shiftright - 199 laps (CRASH)
14. Winford Bradford Rutherford - 199 laps
15. Jimmie Johnson - 199 laps
16. Ernie Gearson - 199 laps
17. Haul Inngas - 199 laps
18. Diana Leadfoot - 199 laps
19. Joel McQueen - 199 laps
20. Brush Curber - 198 laps
21. Ruby "Easy" Oaks - 196 laps
22. Murray Clutchburn - 186 laps (CRASH)
23. Lee Revkins - 185 laps
24. Misti Motorkrass - 184 laps (CRASH)
25. Ryan Newcar - 184 laps (CRASH)
26. Greg Candyman - 183 laps
27. Ralph Carlow - 183 laps
28. Todd Marcus - 181 laps (ENGINE)
29. Mac iCar - 181 laps (CRASH)
30. Kevin Carvick - 178 laps (CRASH)
31. Michael Cartrip - 177 laps
32. Kyle Trackson - 173 laps (CRASH)
33. Bobby Carbonte - 173 laps (CRASH)
34. Kyle Buschtire - 173 laps (CRASH)
35. Jeff Gorvette - 173 laps (CRASH)
36. Strip Weathers - 173 laps (CRASH)
37. Ryan Shields - 173 laps (CRASH)
38. Dirkson D'Agostino - 173 laps (CRASH)
39. Chuck Armstrong - 173 laps (CRASH)
40. Johnny Blamer - 173 laps (CRASH)
41. Darren Leadfoot - 169 laps
42. Kasey Corner - 135 laps (CRASH)
43. Kurt Buschtire - 47 laps (CRASH)

## Gallery

### Movie screenshots:

That's why it because Ryan Thunderbolt died at the age of 51 while hitting into Kevin Shiftright in Turn 4. THAT'S BECAUSE THAT **MEAN GREEN CHICK *HIIIIIIIIIICCCCKKKSSSS*** PIT MANUEVING RYAN THUNDERBOLT AND DIE AT THE AGE OF 51 FROM THE MOVIE.

## Starting Lineup here:

1. Gerald Leadfoot (POLE)
2. Matt Carseth
3. Chick Hicks
4. Greg Candyman
5. Kyle Trackson
6. Ryan Thunderbolt Jr.
7. Ryan Thunderbolt
8. Joel McQueen
9. Dirkson D'Agostino
10. Jeff Gorvette
11. Ralph Carlow
12. Eugene Carbureski
13. Kevin Carvick
14. Kevin Shiftright
15. Kyle Buschtire
16. Ruby "Easy" Oaks
17. Kurt Buschtire
18. Lee Revkins
19. Lightning McQueen
20. Kasey Corner
21. Brush Curber
22. Bobby Carbonte
23. Ryan Newcar
24. Strip Weathers
25. Michael Cartrp
26. Darren Leadfoot
27. James Cleanair
28. Ernie Gearson
29. Mac iCar
30. Dale Earnhardt Jr.
31. Murray Clutchburn
32. Sage VanDerSpin
33. Todd Marcus
34. Misti Motorkrass
35. Rusty Cornfuel
36. Chuck Armstrong
37. Johnny Blamer
38. Tony Gaswart
39. Winford Bradford Rutherford
40. Diana Leadfoot
41. Ryan Shields
42. Haul Inngas
43. Jimmie Johnson