Sanjay and Craig Origin

If you watch *Sanjay & Craig,*then you'll notice very out-of-place things in the background.

Let me explain.

In some episodes, in the background you'll notice odd creatures or a pair of eyes looking under the bushes. This is true, next time you watch Sanjay and Craig, just look very carefully in the background, you'll see it.

This explains a very strange theory, and all of the characters are dead, the show is just the past of the friends, the whole theory is down below.

### Sanjay

Sanjay has mental problems in the show, which is why he's always so hyperrealistic and jumpy. His imagination makes him think that his pet snake talks. Sanjay was killed in a car crash, his mother was supposed to be driving him from "Tufflips Camp". When the car crashed, it crashed into a concrete wall, giving Sanjay a severe whiplash. Darlene survived, but she had serious brain injuries, and had mental problems, leading to suicide.

### Craig

Craig was Sanjay's pet until Sanjay died, which left him alone. Sanjay's parents put Craig up for sale, since they didn't need Craig anymore. The following night Craig escaped the house and slithered around the back yard. A bat fluttering outside saw him and bit him, killing Craig with rabies.

### Megan

Megan was insane for pagents. Selfishness and greedyness took over her. Once at a pagent, she got expelled, causing Megan to freakout and go insanly mad. She was seething with rage, and all it took was one pagent. She destroyed her room and forced her mother to give her a trophy. Megan started to ruin her bed, also. She started jumping on it, but jumped to high and hit the ceiling fan, and was decapitated.

### Hector

Hector was made fun of all the time at class. For his eyepatch and his funny voice. People called him "that loser" or "fat pig". Hector got angry at this, but he knew that there was nothing he could do. It got worse over the years, and Hector became pushed around, until his father beat him to death because he was not giving %100 in school. \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_

This is what lies behind "Sanjay and Craig" and it's sad, but it's the truth. They're all dead from different accidents, and went the place that dead souls go, another world. Souls go there when their body dies, and Sanjay, Craig, Megan and Hector went there.

The whole series depicts that place, and in that place they are always being watched by gaurdians so they don't escape and try to live in another soul. This explains the weird creatures in the background, watching Sanjay and Craig while they do things with their dead friends.

I was an avid fan of Sanjay and Craig. I still am even though what happened to me was a SHOCk. When it happened I was 10 years old, I will be happy to inform you about everything.

I had stretched out on the sofa, I was alone in the house, neither my mother, nor my sister, nor my father was there. I had turned on the television to watch Sanjay & Craig, only when I tuned on nickelodeon, everything went into static. At a certain point between the lines of the static screen an inscription appeared that said: "Hello, do you want to die?". I looked at the schedule, it said Sanjay and Craig: Sus and Cug. At one point there were the two of them.

They were strange, they had dark blue skin, Hyper-Detailed eyes that oozed blood. Black underclothes, and they were bloodstained. Everything was drawn hyper-realistic.

At one point they went off screen and I noticed that Sanjay had a knife. They tried to attack me but I jumped off the sofa and ran to the bathroom. I locked myself there with the key for 20 minutes. Until they tried to break down the door. Luckily the iron bars were open, I smashed the window throwing myself onto the balcony, I threw myself on the curtain and then jumped downstairs with a somersault, Craig, or rather cug, sprayed me with his poison, I grabbed a frying pan to defend myself. But he discovered the poison was seasoned alcohol, which melted the pan.

I broke down the iron door of my aunt's house (yes, my aunt lives with us in the ground floor) and went to the kitchen, found the two of them there, Sus (Sanjay is Sus in this story) attacked me, but I gave him a kick in the shins and rendered him harmless for 2 minutes.

I took a knife and pointed it at his chest, he said to me: "After you, your family." I replied "Don't touch my family, or it's your f\*\*\*ing." I wasn't naive like other kids my age, I knew they weren't Sanjay and Craig, they were demons. After hearing that sentence, I aimed the knife closer at him, he threw me against the wall and then I got up again and gave repeated punches on his heart, the more I punched the stronger they were. I did the same with Cug. And I saw that they were dead. I put their bodies in an incinerator so that their remains would be forgotten. When my mother arrived, my sister and father asked me what had happened, I said it was a long story and told them.