Haycraft

> *"The people of the universe are counting on me, and your little Possum Empire ends here. From now on, you're not going to be playing dead, Possum, you'll **BE** dead"*- Haycraft to The Cosmic Possum before their fight
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> Red One, Red Haired One.
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> ### Affiliation
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> The Teachers
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> English Teacher, World's Savior
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> Italian Sandwiches
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> Human
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> Male
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> 5'8" (Normal)6'3" (Enlightened)
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> 150Lbs
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> Red
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> TET, TET2, TETParty.
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## Overview

Haycraft is the main protagonist of the Talking English Teacher series. During his adventures, he defeated many enemies, including Obama and The Cosmic Possum.

## Appearance

Haycraft is a younger male human. He measures 5'8" in height and weighs 150 Lbs. Haycraft has striking red hair that spikes in multiple different directions. His eyes are comically large and his irises are red. Heycraft has a red beard the covers his jaw and chin. Haycraft wears an ugly brown sweater. Many characters have remarked that the sweater seems like a possesion that is close to Haycraft.

## Personality

### TET

Haycraft appears in the first Talking English Teacher game as the main character. In this game, you can play around with Haycraft by offering him snacks, like a full clove of garlic, and play around with his possum.

### TET2

###### DISCLAIMER!!!!1 SPOILERS

This Only Covers the Main Storyline of TET2, Not Including Side Quests. Also spoilers.

### Dominiore

In the beginning of TET2, Haycraft wakes up from a dream in the morning to find his possum missing. He heads downstairs to eat breakfast when the TV alerts a disaster. Haycraft puts on his sweater, and races outside to find his possum. After a while of running, Haycraft is cornered by a lone glitchling, and he falls off a nearby cliff. When he wakes up he meets Myster, who offers him a proposition. Myster asks Haycraft if he can help him eradicate the Glitch Curse. Haycraft accepts, and Myster uses and ancient ritual to give Haycraft some of his power. Haycraft starts his adventure in Dominiore, which has been taken over by Splosh. Haycraft makes his way through Dominiore, though he doesn't really know how to control his powers yet. Throughout Dominiore, Haycraft shows a liking of Italian Sandwiches, which are a major healing item in the game. Haycraft eventually makes it to the center of Dominiore, where he finds the ruins of what once was Tropico Town. After entering Tropico Town, he is encountered the mayor of Tropico Town. He tells him that Splosh is covering the western mountains in glitchy goop, and the only way to get to Splosh is to give enough offerings to the shrine to stop the glitches and open the gates. Haycraft and Myster decide to sacrifice 800 Chunks in order to activate the shrine to stop Splosh. Haycraft attempts to battle Splosh, but he is defeated quite easily. Splosh leaves the Shrine, and leads the glitches back into Tropico Town. Haycraft follows him, but when he arrived, it was already to late. Tropico Town was covered in the goop. The surviving towsfolk have become glitches and the whole town was truly gone. Myster urges Haycraft to fight his way through them and get to Splosh. Recluctantly, Haycraft plows through the glitched townsfolk, and eventually reaches the center of the now ruined town. Splosh initiates another battle, but this time, Haycraft is stronger. Haycraft overpowers Splosh and weakens him to his last legs. After the boss battle ends, Splosh's body slowly disappears, and it leaves behind a strange looking monitor. When Haycraft picks it up, he feels a strange energy grow inside of him. Myster explains that he doesn't know what it is, but it may lead them to something in the future, so they should keep it. Haycraft cleans up the rest of the goop and makes his way to the coastal ferry, which will take him to Technoland.

### Technoland

When Haycraft and Myster arrive in Technoland, Haycraft is Astounded. The whole place was flickering off and on, as if the power was unstable. Myster advises that Haycraft head to the Techno Lab, where scientists have been working on numerous projects. After fighting his way through different robots, glitches, and enemies, Haycraft arrives at the Techno Lab, which is in ruins. Haycraft explores the ruins of the building, until he comes upon a strange room. He sits down at a small desk and turns on the mega computer that was sitting there. After he opens File196.fl of the computer and starts scrolling through, he finds a log that had over 80 entries. He flips through them of them until he reaches the last one. The log showed a very advanced looking robot that was built by the scientists that first colonized Technoland. Haycraft watches the last log and he begins to become concerned. Haycraft leaves the Techno Lab, but as he leaves, the strange monitor in his bag starts to vibrate. As Haycraft reaches into his bag, the monitor sends out a blast of energy, which knocks Haycraft unconscious. Haycraft wakes up in a dark hallway next to a flashlight. The hall seems to go on for a while, and Haycraft looks around his surroundings. He comes to the conclusion that there is no exit. So, Haycraft sets off anyway down the hallway. As he gets further down, the space around him becomes more distorted and glitched. At the end of the hallway, Haycraft notices a figure. Haycraft attempts to reach out to the figure, but it turns around. Haycraft looks into its eyes, and he instantly blacks out. Haycraft wakes up in a large building. There is a man standing over him. The man is revealed to be Younce. "Quick, get up!" Younce says. Haycraft quickly jumps to his feet. Haycraft helps Younce and another mysterious man fight off a group of glitched robots. After the robots are killed, a huge robot crashes through the wall. It's revealed to be the robot shown in the Log. Bobobot kidnaps Younce and then rushes off. Haycraft quickly chases after Bobobot and eventually he enters the Highway tunnel. He fights Bobobot, and they enter a fierce battle. Haycraft knocks off Bobobot's fourth screw, causing his head to slip out of its socket. Bobobot grabs his head and drops Younce. Bobobot goes haywire and sends out a huge shockwave that crumbles the tunnel on top of Haycraft and Younce. Haycraft and Younce attempt to survive the falling rocks and they eventually escape the tunnel. Haycraft and Younce team up to chase down Bobobot. Myster feels a powerful glitchy energy eminating from the Technoland powerplant, which powers all of Tommorrow. When they arrive at the powerplant, the doors are locked. Younce uses his smarts to hack the doors open, and they enter the powerplant. Bobobot is draining the electricity, and if they don't stop him, he'll drain all of the power from Tommorrow. Haycraft and Younce initiate battle, and defeat the crazed robot. When he's defeated, another strange monitor is dropped. When Haycraft reaches for it, he hears a voice ringing in his head. "Stop destroying my glitches, or you won't be able to regret it...". Haycraft shakes off the voice, and he returns to the large building. Chingy stops the crew and reveals himself, and Haycraft is glad that he was able to help Chingy save the Minigame Mall. After this fiasco with Bobobot, Side Quest city also opens up. We then see a cutscene of the glitch leader informing Speed of his task.

### Highway

After Bobobot's defeat, Myster investigates the special monitors that Haycraft had been collecting since Dominoire. He says that they give off a strange energy, and he can sense the same presence in other parts of the world. Haycraft and Younce decide to use the coastal ferry to travel to Highway. When they get to Highway, they are greeted by flaming ruins. Myster senses glitchy energy all over the land of Highway, and another special monitor somewhere in the center of Highway. Haycraft and Younce travel through the ruins of Highway, fighting through groups of glitches, and other powerful enemies until they arrive at Camp Refuge, a small camp of survivors. One of them explains that Speed ran through all of the roads in Highway, destroying them all instantly so that no one could escape. The survivor then explains that a local science teacher named Drake had attempted to stop Speed, but was captured. The survivors are extremely scared because if Speed gets information out of Drake, he will travel to the camp and kill all of the survivors. Haycraft and Younce follow Speed's burning path to his layer in the tire factory. There is a cutscene where we see Speed torturing Drake with memes, and he is barely hanging on to life. Haycraft uses his powers to destroy the platform in which Speed is standing on. Speed, not wanting to waste time with Haycraft, sends a bloodworm to fight Haycraft and Younce. Speed grabs Drake and speeds away. After Haycraft and Younce destroy the bloodworm, they chase after Speed until they make it to the largest parking garage in Highway. Speed beats the crap out of Drake and then faces Haycraft and Younce. They fight for a while, but Speed overpowers them, knocking Haycraft and Younce away. Speed readies to finish off Haycraft and Younce, when Drake attacks Speed, knocking him back. Haycraft/Younce join forces with Drake, and the three destroy Speed, eradicating him from existenece. Haycraft offers Drake a position in his gang, and Drake accepts. Drake uses his karate jump ability to carry the rest of the gang and Haycraft over to Metropolis, the largest city in all of Tomorrow.

### Metropolis ARC I

After arriving in Metropolis and getting through the protective barrier, that keeps the population safe, Haycraft and the gang enter Metropolis. Metropolis is the only place on the planet that hasn't been fully glitched (besides IreScot). This confuses Myster, because he can still sense a faint glitched energy deep within Metropolis. So Haycraft and the gang begin to explore Metropolis, the largest area in the game. After a while of exploring, Myster picks up on the faint glitch energy again. Myster states that it is getting closer, so he advises the Haycraft and the gang get to a more protected area. As Haycraft attempts to run, him and the party are jumped by a group of mysterious glitchy ninjas. After facing off with the ninjas, Haycraft and the gang see a Metropolis breaking news report. They say that a supernatural ninja is attacking the land bridge that connects Metropolis and North Metropl. Myster says that he senses another PSM monitor towards that direction. Haycraft wants to help the people on the bridge, so he and the gang head towards the bridge. Haycraft quickly arrives at the bridge, and they engage another group of ninja's, defeating them easily. The group makes it, but is no longer able to go back. A ninja went and cut the bridge, severing Metropl in two. Haycraft attempts to confront the Ninja, who is revealed to be Ninjerk. Ninjerk tells Haycraft that he is a fool. and then dissapears. As Haycraft and the gang go to the nearest North Metropol city in defeat. While going, Haycraft hears screaming. As they cross over a hill, they see Ninjerk again. Before Haycraft can attempt to stop him, Ninjerk slashes the Metropolis barrier into pieces, allowing hoards of glitches to pour into Metropolis from the barrier. Haycraft and the gang plow their way through armies of glitches, before reaching Ninjerk. Ninjerk attempts to escape, and Haycraft chases him through the rooftops, until they eventually make it to the tallest building in North Metropol. Ninjerk calls his glitched ninja subordinates, and they surround the gang. It seems like the end, until Chingy arrives just in time. He holds off the ninja group as Haycraft and the gang attack Ninjerk. After a long battle, Ninjerk escapes, saying, "I'll be back... and you won't forget it...". Ninjerk teleports away, and drops another PSM monitor which excites Haycraft. After the chaos, Haycraft overhears something, some people were talking about a teacher named Mr. G, who dissapeared. G. was one of Haycraft's best friends back in college, and he wanted to find him very badly, but fist, they had to get through IreScot, the military marvel. Haycraft thanks Chingy for the save, and Haycraft, Drake, and Younce buy another ferry ticket, and sail over to IreScot.

### IreScot

Haycraft and his friends arrive in IreScot, the strongest military country in all of Tommorrow. When arriving to the ferry port, Haycraft and the gang watch the news, and realize that the IreScot Military is protecting capital with all of their might, and Myster resports that he can sense another PSM monitor towards that area, so Haycraft and the gang set off to help the IreScot Military. After a while of walking, they arrive at the capital, and a huge army of glitches come into view. Haycraft heads towards the wall that is portecting the capital, and finds the general, Eiseldorf. Haycraft asks Eiseldorf how he can help, and Eiseldorf says that there is an underwater cave deep within Loch Ness, and that is where the glitches are attacking from. So Eiseldorf joins Haycraft's party and they take a submarine down into Loch Ness. Eiseldorf says that the cave is too small for the submarine to fit, so they have to use scooba gear to get into the cave and plug it up. Haycraft and the group battle through hordes of glitches, and solve puzzles until they eventually reach a huge rock ledge. Haycraft uses a power attack to knock down the rocks, plugging the hole, and stopping the flow of glitches. Little did Haycraft know, this would wake up a big problem. The Loch Ness monster wakes up with a horrible roar, and Haycraft sees a PSM Monitor tied around its neck. Nessie chases the group out of the cave, and into their submarine. The Monster Gives chase and destroys the submarine, forcing the group to face off against her. After a short scuffle, Haycraft and the gang force her back, allowing them to get to the surface. Nessie quickly follows and roars another terrible roar, calling the huge army of glitches to surround Haycraft and the gang. Nessie then activates her PSM monitor, increasing her power ten fold. The groups fights her head on, and manage to knock her back to half health. Before they can continue fighting, the same shadowy figure that Haycraft saw after Technoland appears, and summons two advanced glitches that fight with Nessie. The stakes of the battle increase, and Haycraft and the gang eventually pull through, defeating Nessie, and taking the final PSM monitor. Eiseldorf is in debt to Haycraft, so he agrees to accompany him to the neighboring country of Eislen, where Haycraft will continue his quest to find G. Myster urges Haycraft to forget about his friend, and destroy the glitches, but Haycraft refuses, and presses on to Eislen, in hopes of finding his lost friend.

### Eislen

After crossing over the frozen fjords, which lead to Eislen. Haycraft immediatly starts to feel a dark glitch energy surrounding the cold wastelands. Drake says that he saw the people of Eislen evacuating the country because of the glitches, that's why all of the towns were completely empty. Haycraft begins searching all over Eislen for his friend, and eventually he finds a smaller horde of glitches. The group defeat them, and follow the trail of glitchy land, until they find a shrine. This shrine is different from the others, and Haycraft cannot seem to open it. Myster approaches the door to the shrine, and a strange golden magic surges from his eyes, opening the door. Haycraft wonders how Myster was able to open the door, but he decides to just put it behind him. The group follows a path stone, walking down a long staircase. As they follow the stairs, they look up at the walls and ceiling. There are tons of carvings, depicting Myster doing miracles. "What is this place?" Haycraft finally asks Myster. "This is the first shrine, in which religion was created" Myster replied. Haycraft was still confused, but he pressed on, hoping to find his friend. Eventually, they arrive in the center of a huge room, when they are attacked by an evil snowman, named Icer. The group easily defeat Icer, but they hear screaming from another room. They enter the room, which has a huge door, and in the center of the room, they find G. nearly covered in glitch energy. Haycraft and the gang fight glitched G. and after a powerful battle, which shakes all of Eislan, G. is defeated, freeing him from the glitchy energy. Haycraft rushes to G. and asks him how he got into the shrine, and why he was there. G. weakly explains that he was there to find a book. He didn't finish the sentence before he blacked out. Myster finally decides to explain what was truly going on here. He opens the huge door, and is opens to a treasure room, where Haycraft sees a glowing book in the center of the room. "That is the original bible, but I call it The Book of Righteousness" Myster says, "It is the key to the prophecy". Haycraft asks what prophecy, but Myster pushes it aside "The prophecy won't come to be for another couple thousand years", and they head out of the shrine, and make their way to Obomi, to finally stop the glitches.

### Metropolis Arc II

Haycraft drops off Eisledorf, and adds G. to the party. The group head out to the southern islands of Metropolis, the only way to get around to Obomi. Haycraft and the gang battle multiple minibosses to get to the coastal ferry port.

### Metropolis Arc III

The group once again brawls through a bunch of glitch minibosses, as the areas become more and more infested with glitches. Before they can hop onto the coastal ferry to Obomi, the group is stopped by a mysterious figure. This figure is revealed to be Ninjerk, their old enemy from when they traveled through Metropolis. "I told you I'd be back, and I've grown much stronger..." Ninjerk says. The gang and Ninjerk get into a final clash, and the battle is legendary. Ninjerk is a lot stronger since their first encounter, but now the group has G. on their side. After a legendary clash, Haycraft and the gang come out on top, defeating Ninjerk one final time. Ninjerk teleports away angrily, and Haycraft and the gang hop onto their final coastal ferry.

### Obomi

The group finally arrives in Obomi, but the pure glitch energy becomes far too much for them to handle, and the group blacks out. Haycraft is the first to wake up. He checks his surroundings, and finds that he is in a strange cabin. "Great, you're awake!" A voice says from behind Haycraft. Haycraft groggily turns around to see a strange figure. "My name's Obunga, and you must be here to beg *Him* for forgivness" Obunga says. The rest of the party slowly rises to their feet, and Obunga offers to take the group to meet the cause of the glitches. During their travels across Obomi, Haycraft battle new types of glitches, and endless hordes. Obunga fights with the group, until they eventually make it to the palace at the center of Obomi. Obunga opens the huge gates with a magical key, revealing the inside of the structure to Haycraft and the gang. The entire room is a cesspool of glitches, distorted and strange. "He is in the main hall, but he won't let us visit him without a challenge!" Obunga says. The group makes their way through the dangerous glitchy cesspool, fighting horrible glitches and monsters. Eventually, after tons of struggle, Haycraft enters the main hall, revealing Obama. Haycraft and the gang ready their abilities. Obunga realizes that Haycraft is trying to kill Obama, so he joins Obama's side, and fights against our heroes. After a cataclysmic battle, that breaks reality itself, Obama is killed, freeing the first glitch from his body. Myster captures the glitch, and investigates it. When Myster searches it, his eyes widen in fear. "It cannot be.... no" Myster whispers. Myster pinpoints a small bit of energy inside the glitch, and pulls it out. "What is that...?" Haycraft asks, "Chaos, which means ***He*** is returning" Myster replies. Haycraft tries to ask who ***He*** is, but Myster doesn't listen. Myster commands Haycraft to gather all of the allies he's met during his journey, and head into the rocket parked in the courtyard of the castle.

### The Possumverse: Rock

After using all 5 of the PSM Monitors to power the rocket, Haycraft and his allies launch into space, Myster guides them to a strange and empty place in space. Haycraft asks Myster what was going on, and Myster uses a cosmic chant, revealing a huge galaxy. Myster tells the group that it is called The Possumverse, and ***He***, is imprisoned here. Haycraft once again asks who ***He*** is, and Myster finally explains, telling Haycraft the tale of The Old Ones. Now that Haycraft understood The Cosmic Possum, he realized that this could be the end of everything he'd ever known, so Haycraft and the gang set out to destroy The Cosmic Possum. Haycraft and the gang make their way through the first huge planet in The Possumverse, called rock. They face many chaos energy enemies. and 3 possum minibosses. The group defeats the clown possum, and readies to rocket to take off to Water, the next huge planet.

### The Possumverse: Water

Once again, Haycraft and the gang plow through more powerful chaos enemies, and defeat minibosses. Haycraft is feeling a bit tense, because this was rapping up his entire journey. Haycraft realizes that many of the friends that he had made throughout his journey could die, and he won't let that happen. Haycraft and the gang finally make it to the next possum space port, which is the only path to Chair, the final planet in the Possumverse. At the spaceport, the possums are chanting an evil song, as an army of Possumoids appear. They attack Haycraft and the gang, who are quickly overhwelmed. Haycraft blasts a way through the thick army of enemy possumoids, and heads towards the spaceship. The gang follows him, and they sneak inside. Haycraft prepares the takeoff sequence, when a mysterious wall of chaos energy is formed, locking him in the cockpit. A familiar face appears, and Haycraft readies his abilities. Haycraft stands face to face with his own pet possum, Harold. Haycraft reluctantly battles Harold, and uses all of his power to kill the evil possum. As Harold's body disintegrates, Haycraft sheds a tear, before activating the rocket.

### The Possumverse: Chair

The rocket lands on chair, the giant golden throne in the sky. Haycraft and the gang step out, ready for a climactic battle. As the group steps forward, there is a giant rumbling sound as The Cosmic Possum steps down from his throne, his body sickly and weak. "**Myster, I hadn't expected to see you until the day of reckoning! Especially after you weakened me, and locked me in this filthy prison**" The Cosmic Possum snarls, "this is the day of reckoning, you will be felled by us!" Myster cries back. The weakened Possum roars, and readies for battle, calling thousands of Possumoids to join the fray. Haycraft instructs the group to split up, Chingy and Chongy in one group, Eiseldorf and Mrs. Watt in another group, Ninjerk and Mr. Breast in a third group, and Haycraft takes the party to face off against The Cosmic Possum directly. As the smaller groups hold off the possumoids, Haycraft and the gang engage The Cosmic Possum. The resulting clash shakes the entire multiverse, nearly crushing the entire Possumverse. "You're plan was smart, brother, but we stopped those glitches, you'll never make enough chaos to free yourself from this place!" Myster cheers. This enrages The Cosmic Possum, who attacks with his chaos meteor, sending Haycraft and the gang flying. "**Possumoids, kill these cretins!**" The Cosmic Possum commands, as the possumoids attack more fiercly. Haycraft watches as his friends are being attacked, he attempts to stand, but his legs just don't work. "Do something Myster!" Haycraft pleads as Myster stares in horror at the possumoid attack. "Haycraft...you were a true friend...I will miss you dearly" Myster says quietly as he pulls something out of his pocket. Haycraft crawls helplessly towards Myster as a golden flash of light erupts from his palm. Myster raises The Book of Righteousness above his head, and whispers a faint chant. The light flies towards Haycraft, hitting him in the chest. Haycraft rises from the dust in his enlightened form. Haycraft looks down at Myster with a tear in his eye. Myster's body is shriveled, and darkening. Haycraft turns towards The Cosmic Possum, and the two clash again. After a climactic battle, Haycraft channels one last binding possum light attack, which destroys The Cosmic Possum. Haycraft sheds another tear as he lands on the ground, and the possumverse starts fading around him.

## Abilities

Haycraft is one of the most powerful BingChilling Games characters ever. He has grown to be stronger than some of the old ones in power, and has even surpassed the person that gave him his powers, Myster. In base form, Haycraft posseses abilities such as superhuman strength, durability, speed, and Iq. Haycraft (in base) uses some of Myster's abilities, like energy projection, manipulation of glitch energy, energy senses, telepathy, telekenisis, and many more. Haycraft's most powerful form is Enlightened Haycraft. In this form, Haycraft becomes the chosen human of the Book of Reighteousness. In this form, Haycraft channels the full power of an old one, which allows him to fly, manipulate reality, and increase all of his other powers ten-fold. This form allowed him to destroy chaos energy and turn it into nothing. When enlightened, Haycraft was able to face and defeat a weakened Cosmic Possum, and later in Colour Clash, allowed him to face off against Chaos Obama, and others.

Power Ranking: S

## Relationships

Myster: Myster was the first person Haycraft met on his journey, and the two became very close friends. Haycraft looked up to Myster as a sort of teacher, and someone he could ask for advice. When Myster died, Haycraft put on a wonderful funeral, and everyone he had met was there, celebrating Myster. Myster taught Haycraft everything he knows about the multiverse, and the power of The Old Ones.

Younce: Younce was the first party member to join Haycraft on his journey, and the two became very close friends. Haycraft viewed Younce as a little brother of sorts, since Younce was just starting his first year of teaching. Younce and Haycraft never really got into arguments throughout the game, and they were very friendly towards each other.

Drake: Drake is the second member to join Haycraft's party. These two were very close, and they loved sharing stories about how stupid their students can be. The two became so close, that Drake started teaching Haycraft lessons in martial arts. Drake was very thankful to Haycraft for saving him from Speed, if it weren't for Haycraft, Drake and all of his friends would be dead.

Mr. G: Mr. G was Haycraft's best friend in university, and someone he trusted very deeply. Haycraft wanted to find Mr. G the second he heard about him going missing, that's how much he meant to him. After the events of the game, Mr. G and Haycraft start a tutoring business, inviting the other teachers to join them.

## Review

Haycraft is **THE** most important character in Bing Chilling Games history.