Thegoodboiguy: Mario's Tiktok

Thegoodboiguy: Mario's Tiktok is an fan-made SM64 episode. It will be legally released in 2021.

## Transcript

Thegoodboiguy: Mario, what are you doing?

Mario Wilfred: I am making a Tiktok?

Thegoodboiguy: Oh, you mean that one?

Mario: Yes! Now go away!

Thegoodboiguy: Alright, fine.

Weegeepie (Luigi Wilfred): Mario!

Mario: Yes, Luigi?

Weegeepie: I got terminated from YouTube!

Mario: Shut up!

Mario punches Luigi away.

Mario: Anyways, here is my first tiktok.

Mario records himself while a song plays and then he dances to a song.

Mario: Okay, done!

Abby: Mario! (under the ground)

Mario: Abby?

Abby: Come here!

Mario smashes the ground, breaking it and ending up in Inkopolis.

Mario: What happened?

Abby: You're son is still here.

Mario: Hey! I wanna take a video of him.

Abby: With Tiktok?

Mario: Yes! How did you know?

Abby: I just guessed. \*blushes\*

Mario: Ok kids, cheese!

Baby Wilfred: WAAAAAHAAA!

Mario: Stop laughing!

Abby: Maybe he needs milk!

Mario: We don't have milk! Also we need a ladder.

Abby: No we don't! Just come with me.

Mario: Okay.

Geofcraze634 (minor): Hey guys! Want to come in my portal?

Abby: Yes!

Mario: Alright!

Mario and Abby go inside the portal.

Abby: Wait a second.

Abby: This isn't the right place!

Mario and Abby suddenly realize that they are in the SML world, with Mario getting custom made flashbacks referencing CROSS-ING OVER! by RH Studios. He has flashbacks of appearing at GlitchCon, T-Pose Shrek, and the Death of SML Luigi. He then starts to cry in confusion that his SMG4 version of brother has died.

Abby: Wait Mario, why are you crying?

Mario stops crying and says: Oh nothing...

SML Mario: Um, hello?

SMG4 Mario: Is that me?

SML Mario: Uh, Jeffy!

SMG4 Mario: Oh! You're that Mario from the Pensacola place.

SML Mario: Yeah...

SMG4 Mario: Um, so what is Jeffy up to?

SML Mario: I don't wanna talk about it...

SMG4 Mario: And Rosalina?

SML Mario: Not her either.

Abby: Who is that other Mario?

SML Mario: Oh, i'm Mario Wilfred.

SMG4 Mario: I am also called Mario Wilfred.

SML Mario: Wait, what?-

Glitches start to appear and eventually end.

TGBG Mario: Another me?

SML Mario: What happened?

TGBG Mario: I don't know. I just met you.

For the sake of my sanity, i am going to simply say SML and TGBG

SML: What?

SML: I already met you.

TGBG: Coincidence!

Abby: Um, what is happening-

Glitches appear again, but they eventually rise up until Mario wakes up from a dream.

TGBG Mario: AAAH!

Mario: What happened?

Weegeepie: Hey Mario!

Mario: What Luigi?

Weegeepie: I had a dream where Me and Callie went into OnyxKing's portal and found a dead body similar to me!

Mario: Hmmm... That sounds kind of familiar...

Weegeepie: Yeah, what about you Thegoodboiguy?

Thegoodboiguy: I had a dream were Me and Marie went into SuperG64's portal and found a weird Chef that punched me in the face! I think.

Supermarioglitchy4: I like money!

Toad: WHY DID YOU SEND ME AND MY STUPID GIRLFRIEND INTO MINECRAFT SMG4!

Fishy Boopkins: Aaaah! I hope me and Saiko were okay cause Wario was being mean!

Bob: oH mY gOd i tHinK dAT Me aND rOb gOt iNTo sqUId chILDRens pORTal

Blooperkid64: Shut up Bob!

Callie and Marie: Did someone call us?

Toadette: WHAT DID YOU SAY BRAT?

SuperG64: I didn't do anything!

Saiko: What did you do Wario?

Wario: Whaaaa!

Waluigi: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-

Supermarioglitchy4: I like money-

Thegoodboiguy: Shut UUUUUUUUUUUU-

Thegoodboiguy crashes on a window and falls to the ground.

Mario: Hey! I can record this!

Mario records this, and finishes.

Weegeepie: Wait Mario! What if you get media backlash?

Mario: You mean people are happy behind me? Okay!

Weegeepie: No Mario!

Mario post the video and quickly gets negative attention.

Mario: Yes! I will be a media star!

Weegeepie: Mario, i found a newspaper!

Mario: Huh?

Weegeepie: Shows newspaper, covering Mario's video.

Mario: Yes! I am getting worldwide-

The Police: Stop right there pervert!

Mario: What?

Mario gets taken to court.

Judge: So apparently Mario, you posted a violent video.

Mario: No! It was just a guy!

Judge: Yeah, but the media disagrees!

Luigi: Mario posted a video of a dead body!

SuperG64: The video could affect other people!

SuperMarioGlitchy64: I like money!

Toadette: I don't care! I just want money!

The Police: He killed someone!

Lawyer: Wait! I have proof that Mario wasn't guilty!

Judge: What?

Lawyer: The man in the video seems to still be alive.

Thegoodboiguy: yeah... that is right... i was the one who got injured... i am not dead...

Lawyer: He has a lot of broken bones tho.

Judge: Who thinks he is guilty!

Everyone:

Judge: So anyways, Mario is confirmed innocent.

Mario: Yeah!

Judge: But you are charged because i am poor.

Mario: Mamaf\*\*\*er!

Judge: And charged with swearing.

Mario: \*sigh\* Fine!

Mario gives money to the Judge.

Judge: Okay, everyone leave now!

Mario grabs his phone and takes a video of the Police. When the officer notices being recorded, he runs and breaks the phone.

Mario: What! The phone!

The Police: You are under arrest!

Mario: Aw!

Back at the castle.

Peach: Hmmm... Where is everyone?

Peach then sees a broken ground.

Peach: WHAT HAPPENED HERE?

Peach accidently falls into the ground and wakes up in her dream.

Peach: What happened???

Mario with red eyes, equivalent to Sonic.exe: Hello there princess.

Peach screams. It is later revealed that she is having multiple dreams, while Toad and SuperG64 (who is holding the phone recording) laugh and try to record as long as they can.