Learning to Teleport

Maybe next time i'll just take a plane...

***Learning to Teleport*** is the 64th episode in the series.

## *Plot synopsis*

Buttered Side Down is looking through a magazine at different location around the world, eventually striking upon the Bentota beaches, which sparks his interest. He then finds Bentota near India, while he lives on the pacific side of the US, much to his dismay. However, Buttered then hatches an idea.

### *Teleport Machine*

Buttered Side Down tries a teleportation machine, by finding spare machine parts, then plans his coordinates down on a whiteboard, then places a teleportation crystal onto the machine. He then tests it by moving his pen closer to the crystal, which teleports it onto his desk. He then places the machine inside a cardboard booth, and proceeds to install it. After a while, Buttered finishes his teleportation machine, and tests it out. As it may look like it works at first, it only teleports the machine, and not Buttered. Buttered then has to go back to square one.

### *Warp Potion*

Buttered Side Down then gets another idea, in the form of a warp potion. Here, he mixes in different chemicals, then tests it out on Rocky, which then manages to work. He then drinks the formula, and then teleports onto some train tracks, to find an oncoming train. Before the train hits him, he teleports again into the Himalayas to find the abominable snowman, before he grasps onto it and teleports, leaving its arms with him. He then is revealed to have teleported underneath a launch pad, as the voice counts down. When it does countdown, Buttered gets slightly charred by the jets, but then teleports midair near a building, but teleports can he before hit the ground. He then finds himself in a dark room, before igniting a lighter, to find himself inside a coffin, before breaking out as dirt flows into the coffin but then teleports back home. Soon after, Rocky teleports back home, revealing that he teleported to a cruise ship.

### *Portal Gun*

After the warp potion failed, Buttered Side Down thinks of one more idea; a portal gun. He then goes to a Los Angeles alleyway to find a shady guy who then gives him the portal gun. When he unboxes it, he then tests it out on one of his walls, that then open up a portal. He then shoots the portal gun in the sky, hoping to reach Bentota or another beach. However, his shot is revealed to have landed in the ocean, as a flow of water then floods his house. He then deactivates the portal and swims to his bathroom to flush the ocean down the drain.

### *Epilogue*

Buttered Side Down is then is left with fish and kelp to clean up as he then places them in a bucket, before mopping the floor. However, he steps and slips on a fish and gets knocked out cold. Then he dreams about relaxing on a beach before shortly waking up. Realizing that does not need any forms of teleporting to get to the beach, (and only his imagination) Buttered then knocks himself out again and enjoys a wonderful time on the beach, in his imagination.

## *Characters*

* Buttered Side Down
* Rocky
* Abominable Snowman
* Skeleton
* Ladies (photo only)
* Secret Guy
* Fish

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Eating Something Spicy • Learning to Sculpt • Solving a Rubik's Cube • Surviving The Apocalypse • Swatting a Fly • Vacuuming a Mess • Pulling a Rabbit out of a Hat • Making Coffee • Spies and Bad Guys • Wrapping a Present

Learning the Violin • Making a Pizza • Solving a Crime • Gaining Super Powers 2 • Changing a Light Bulb • Learning to Skateboard • Learning to Golf • Surviving an Alien Planet • Hunting a Ghost • Playing Hide and Seek • Learning to Play Tennis

Doing the Dishes • Learning Math • Making Cupcakes • Learning Wood Carving • Fixing a Computer • Saving the World • Losing Pet Rock • Making a Gingerbread House

Playing Darts • **Learning to Teleport** • Learning Advanced Math • Halloween Tryouts • Cardboard Combat

Making Ice Cream • HARDCORE ZOMBIES • Making a Movie • Giant Water Balloon • Giant Vacuum Attack

Traffic • Bubbles • Butterflies • Slinky • Static Electricity