Doomcock's Repertoire

Doomcock is a notably good singer who has an extensive repertoire of songs he knows, from any era. However, on Friday Night Frolics when he sings his songs, he generally sticks with those in the public domain as he wants to avoid getting in trouble. Some songs he knows are real songs while others are parodies of these songs.

## Friday Night Frolics Opening

The FNF opening is when he opens up the stream.

Harvey: Neeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... THE DICKTOR IS IN!

Doomcock: MMM DICKTOR VAN DOOMCOCK! DICKTOR VAN DOOMCOCK! DICKTOR VAN DOOMCOCK! DICKTOR VAN DOOMCOCK!

Doomcock: Woooo, woooo, WIND UP YOUR YOUTUBE Doominions and doomentites! It's time for FRIDAY NIGHT FROLICS! I am your host, Dicktor Van Doomcock, the future ruler of Earth! And joining me for tonight's frolics is my best friend and arch-nemesis, the future destroyer of Earth, Harvard J Cthulhu!

Harvey: Greetings everybody, greetings everybody! How are you all, it's good to see you! Thanks for being here tonight, and you will all perish in flames!

Doomcock: And also joining us tonight is Sabu, the prehistoric saber-tooth doom squirrel!

Sabu: \*Squeaks\*

Doomcock: And beyond that, and most importantly, we have our usual suspects! We have got... (names the people who have joined the stream chat by then)

## Friday Night Frolics Theme Song

The FNF theme song, also called the FNF anthem, is based on the tune of Take Me Out to the Ballgame. The lyrics are as follows:

Doomcock:

Take me out to the frolics, take me out to the fun!

Let Doomcock rant about Kurtzman Trek,

Doctor Who's dead and Star Wars is a wreck

And it's push, push push Harvey's button

If he don't get out it's a shame!

Screw the bad news, it's Friday Night we'll have fun just the same!

Harvey:

Take me out to the frolics, take me out to the fun!

Let Doomcock rant about Kurtzman Trek,

Doctor Who's dead and Star Wars is a wreck

And it's push, push push Harvey's button

If I don't get out it's a shame!

Screw the bad news, it's Friday Night we'll have fun just the same!

Doomcock: We'll have fun just the same!

Both: We'll have fun just the same!

## Back in the Livestream Again

Doomcock sings this song after the FNF theme song in every FNF livestream, and at the beginning of holiday livestreams. It is based on Back in the Saddle Again by Gene Autry. Lyrics:

We're back in the livestream again

Back where I know I have friends

Where Nick Horton's up past four with my wrenches I adore

I'm back in the livestream again

I'm singing about propane

And Karens and Pop Culture shame

Where we stream most of the night and it always feels so right

Back in the livestream again

Whoopty ty yi you, with Harvey and Sabu, back in the livestream again

Whopty ty yi yay, this is the way, back in the livestream again

Harvey!

(Harvey Sings)

I'm back in the livestream again

Prevented from bringing the end

Where I get off of this stage and I get to go rampage

Back in the livestream again

I wish I could stomp and destroy

Every single girlie and boy

I'd stomp them in the street with gigantic monster feet

Back in the livestream again

(Doomcock)

Whoopty ty yi you, with Harvey and Sabu, back in the livestream again

Whopty ty yi yay, this is the way, back in the livestream again

(Harvey)

Back in the livestream again

(Doomcock)

Back in the livestream again!

## Super Pear Theme Song

When someone posts a super sticker of Super Pear, Doomcock sings the following song:

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's SUPER PEAR!

Speed of lightning, roar of thunder

Fighting all who rob or plunder

Super pear ah-ah-ah

Super pear, SUPER PEAR!

## I'm Happy

This song is based on the tune of "Let Me Sing and I'm Happy" by irving Berlin. Doomcock describes it as the song we need to remember what we are fighting for (in the pop culture war). The lyrics are:

Let me sing of Harvey's rage,

Of Sabu loose outside his cage!

And if my song can start you laughing, I'm happy (happy)

Let me sing of woke Star Trek,

Of ruined Who and Star Wars wrecked!

And if my song can start you crying, I'm happy (ha ha ha)

Let me croon, of Pop culture ruin

To lift you out of your seat

And if my tune, should make you rue, the wokeness of the elite I'm happy

Let me sing, of Captain Kirk,

Of Skywalker, and Stan Lee's work,

And if my song should make you homesick I'm happy (ha ha ha)

Let me croon, of Pop culture ruin

To lift you out of your seat

And if my tune, should make you rue, the wokeness of the elite I'm happy

Of Captain Kirk, oh let me play,

Of galaxies far far away!

And if my song makes you remember, I'm happy

And if my song makes you remember, I'm happy!

## Stay a Youtuber

Also known as the Youtuber anthem or the Overlord DVD anthem this song is sung by DC and the lyrics are:

I've been a Youtuber for many a year

And I thank you all kindly for joining me here

No matter what problems were thrown by the score

I will stay a Youtuber for ever and more

And it's yay for ever, yay for ever and more, will I stay a Youtuber for ever and more!

They came for me Star Wars, they came for me Trek

They killed Doctor Who made Pop Culture a wreck

And now their merchandise will not sell in the stores

And I will stay a Youtuber for ever and more

And it's yay for ever, yay for ever and more, will I stay a Youtuber for ever and more!

I wonder what franchise will be next to fall

If Babylon 5 I will murder them all

Who will be the last standing, we'll show them the door

And I'll stay a Youtuber forever and more

And it's yay for ever, yay for ever and more, will I stay a Youtuber for ever and more!

And it's yay for ever, yay for ever and more, will I stay a Youtuber for ever and more!

## Jeepers Weepers

This is a parody song sung by DC. It is based on the tune of Jeepers Creepers and the lyrics are:

I don't care what Kennedy says when she says the Force is female, it's neither male nor is female, the Force embraces all!

I don't care about pronouns or equality of outcome, these SJW pondscum have worn their welcome out!

Oh jeepers, weepers, all these woke-ass creepers! Jeepers, weepers, they make me despise

Their critical theory makes the world so dreary, all their teary whinny little lies

Oh golly gee how they love their victimhood, mercy me jump into a lake they should

Oh jeepers, weepers, all these woke-ass creepers, their days are numbered

Horrid and PCs (yeah!)

Bad for you and me (Jack!)

Scumbags I despise (yeah!)

Wankers I deride!

WOKE GOODBYE!

## Cancel Disney Plus

Cancel Disney Plus is a song sung by DC to the tune of Puttin on the Ritz in response to the firing of Gina Carano. The lyrics are:

If you're mad and you want to get some payback well that's okay don't make a fuss, cancel Disney Plus

Kennedy got Gina Carano canned well that's okay don't yell and cuss, cancel Disney Plus

They'll miss each and every lost subscription

Without respect reject that's the prescription, give them conniption

Come let's nix their Wandavision, Acolyte deserves derision, let us just oh Cancel Disney Plus

Have you seen that Kennedy, make Star Wars fans her enemy

Wonder why the fans have gone, the Last Jedi got Luke so wrong

Milk sucking Luke Skywalker, The Force is female for your daughter

But if you're a guy, you're out of luck say goodbye!

If you're mad and you want to get some payback well that's okay don't make a fuss, cancel Disney Plus

Kennedy got Gina Carano canned well that's okay don't yell and cuss, cancel Disney Plus

They'll miss each and every lost subscription

Without respect reject that's the prescription, give them conniption

Come let's nix their Wandavision, Acolyte deserves derision, let us just oh Cancel Disney Plus

Oh cancel Disney Plus, oh cancel DISNEY PLUS!

## Everything Blows

This parody song is sung by DC and Harvey. The lyrics are:

In olden days we'd see a movie that often was pretty groovy now heaven knows, everything blows!

These days now for every decent script, we sit through ten or more that are shitty prose, everything blows!

Hollywood's mad today, Star Trek's bad today, Star Wars sucks today, Who has gone away, all the woke today, makes us choke today, and there's nowhere left to go

So though I try to stay all hopeful I have to admit these blokes will kill all the shows, oh everything blows!

Harvey: Hollywood's mad today, Star Trek's bad today, Star Wars sucks today, Who has gone away, all the woke today, makes us choke today, and there's nowhere left to go

DC: So though I try to stay all hopeful I have to admit these blokes will kill all the shows, oh everything blows! Everything blows!

## Give Me That Old Timey Star Trek/ Give Me That Old Timey Star Wars

These songs are based on the tune of Old Time Religion and is sung by DC in reference to Star Trek the Original Series and Star Wars the Original Trilogy, and the lyrics are:

Give me that old timey Star Trek, Give me that old timey Star Trek, Give me that old timey Star Trek, it's good enough for me! / Give me that old timey Star Wars, Give me that old timey Star Wars, Give me that old timey Star Wars, it's good enough for me!

Captain Kirk with his shirt ripped clean off, Captain Kirk with his shirt ripped clean off, kissing girls and fighting Klingoffs, it's good enough for me! / Gimme that Luke with green lightsaber, free of KK's corrupt labor, gimme a story I can savor, it's good enough for me!

Give me that old timey Star Trek, Give me that old timey Star Trek, Give me that old timey Star Trek, it's good enough for me! / Give me that old timey Star Wars, Give me that old timey Star Wars, Give me that old timey Star Wars, it's good enough for me!

All the ladies in the short skirts, All the ladies in the short skirts, in those high heel boots and short skirts, it's good enough for me! / Gimme that Leia with the hairbuns, Han shooting first with his hid gun, slicing open that dead Tauntaun, it's good enough for me!

Give me that old timey Star Trek, Give me that old timey Star Trek, Give me that old timey Star Trek, it's good enough for me! / Give me that old timey Star Wars, Give me that old timey Star Wars, Give me that old timey Star Wars, it's good enough for me!

Give me Spock without no sister, Captain using his two fister, McCoy's no brick-layer mister, it's good enough for me! / Gimme that Darth Vader our Sith leader, chokin those screwups yes indeed-a, apology accepted Captain Needa, it's good enough for me!

Give me that old timey Star Trek, Give me that old timey Star Trek, Give me that old timey Star Trek, it's good enough for me! / Give me that old timey Star Wars, Give me that old timey Star Wars, Give me that old timey Star Wars, it's good enough for me!

Give me that Starship Enterprise, give me merch I want to buy, give me Gorn in Cestus skies, it's good enough for me! / Before Lucas went and sold it, before Ruin disemboweled it, before KK did cornhole it, it was good enough for me!

Give me that old timey Star Trek, Give me that old timey Star Trek, Give me that old timey Star Trek, it's good enough for me! / Give me that old timey Star Wars, Give me that old timey Star Wars, Give me that old timey Star Wars, it's good enough for me!

With a captain that's a man, optimistic future plans, and women with great cans, it's good enough for me! / Before Rey was the bestest evar, before Poe was a failed endeavor, before Finn, who cares whatever, it was good enough for me!

Give me that old timey Star Trek, Give me that old timey Star Trek, Give me that old timey Star Trek, it's good enough for me! / Give me that old timey Star Wars, Give me that old timey Star Wars, Give me that old timey Star Wars, it's good enough for me!

Before Kurtzman went and screwed it, before Goldsman so abused it, before Moonves did contuse it, it's good enough for me! / I ain't buyin' no more Star Wars, while it's close to all those woke whores, gimme back what I adore, it's good enough for me!

Give me that old timey Star Trek, Give me that old timey Star Trek, Give me that old timey Star Trek, it's good enough for me! / Give me that old timey Star Wars, Give me that old timey Star Wars, Give me that old timey Star Wars, it's good enough for me!

Is it dead and gone forever, is it dead and gone forever, it ain't dead and gone forever, it's on my DVDs!

Give me that old timey Star Trek, Give me that old timey Star Trek, Give me that old timey Star Trek, it's good enough for me! / Give me that old timey Star Wars, Give me that old timey Star Wars, Give me that old timey Star Wars, it's good enough for me!

Give me that old timey Star Trek, Give me that old timey Star Trek, Give me that old timey Star Trek, it's good enough for me!

## The Star Wars Lament

The Star Wars Lament was released by Doomcock not on FNF, but as its own separate video, though he may sing it on FNF if requested. It is sung to the tune of The Streets of Laredo (also known as the Cowboy's Lament). The lyrics:

As I walked out of the Rise of Skywalker,

As I walked out of the theater that day,

I spied an old fanboy dressed up like Kenobi,

Dressed up like Kenobi as old as the clay.

I see by your outfit that once you loved Star Wars,

These words he did say as I slowly passed by.

Come sit down beside me and hear my sad story

That now they've killed Star Wars and I know I am done.

Oh once it had X-wing, I used to go flying,

Once as a young boy I used to go play.

I battled Darth Vader and blow up the death star,

But those days are over, they'd done Star Wars wrong!

They killed all the Skywalkers, gave the emperor a granddaughter

They made her the bestest there ever had been.

They murdered Han Solo and gave her his Falcon

They turned Luke a coward and he died on the wind.

The emperor's granddaughter then took Luke's lightsaber,

The emperor's granddaughter then took all Luke's land.

She then stole his sunset and worse for the blame,

One final insult, she took his last name!

That thing he had seen, it laid heavy upon him,

That thing he had seen it fell hard on his dream.

That thing crushed his spirit and as he departed,

He said bye to Star Wars and I said bye to him.

I mourned as I watched him depart in the distance,

I mourned as I watched him walk forever away.

For he was our brother and once we loved Star Wars,

We all once loved Star Wars though they done it so wrong.

We all once loved Star Wars though they done it so wrong.

## The Karen Song

The Karen song, or What Shall we Do To Offend a Karen, is based on the tune of "What Should We do With a Drunken Sailor". The lyrics are:

What shall we do to offend a Karen, What shall we do to offend a Karen, What shall we do to offend a Karen, just to push her buttons!

Way hey let's piss of Karen, Way hey let's piss of Karen, Way hey let's piss of Karen, make her bunch her panties!

Bag her groceries in a single bag, Bag her groceries in a single bag, when she complains tell her Shut up you Hag, that'll bunch her panties!

Way hey one bag for Karen, Way hey one bag for Karen, way hey one bag for Karen, make her bunch her panties!

Laugh when she asks to speak to the manager, Laugh when she asks to speak to the manager, Laugh when she asks to speak to the manager, tell her you don't work there!

Way hey you do not work there, Way hey you do not work there, Way hey you just came in there just to bunch her panties!

Tell her that her credit card's rejected, Tell her that her credit card's rejected, Tell her that her credit card's rejected, have to cut it up now!

Way hey cut Karen's card up, Way hey cut Karen's card up, Way hey cut Karen's card up, throw away the pieces!

Tell her that her tan looks kind of orange, Tell her that her tan looks kind of orange, Tell her that her tan looks kind of orange, and she needs to lose weight

Way hey she needs to lose weight, Way hey she needs to lose weight, Way hey she needs to lose weight, and she's kind of orange!

Tell her those pants make her ass look fat, Tell her those pants make her ass look fat, Tell her those pants make her ass look fat, hefty orange Karen!

Way hey let's mock her outfit, Way hey let's mock her outfit, Way hey let's mock her outfit, that'll bunch her panties!

Tell her that her purse is out of date, Tell her that her purse is out of date, Tell her that her purse is out of date, please bitch it's so nineties!

Way hey her purse is retro, Way hey her purse is retro, Way hey her purse is bad and it does not go with orange!

Tell her that her Gucci shoes are knockoffs, Tell her that her Gucci shoes are knockoffs, Tell her that her Gucci shoes are knockoffs, made by kids in China!

Way hey cheap Chinese labor, Way hey cheap Chinese labor, Way hey cheap Chinese labor, made her Gucci knockoffs!

Tell her that her husband's in the closet, Tell her that her husband's in the closet, Tell her that her husband's in the closet, and he is a catcher!

Way hey he's not a pitcher, Way hey he is a catcher, way hey he's pretty gay and he wears her Gucci knockoffs!

Tell her to make you a nice ham sandwich, Tell her to make you a nice ham sandwich, Tell her to make you a nice ham sandwich, and to cut the crust off!

Way hey go cut the crust off, way hey go cut the crust off, way hey go cut the crust off, and don't forget my beer hun!

That's what we do to offend a Karen, that's what we do to offend a Karen, that's what we do to offend a Karen, make her bunch her panties!

## I Have to Stomp You

I Have to Stomp You is a song sung by Harvey Cthulhu and describes his inner nature. Lyrics:

I had to stomp you, I had to stomp you

I had to get out, and rampage about, and set fire too

All those people who did make me so blue

By locking me up and saying I'll stuff that eldritch boo

The humans I've seen, they never are green

I find that offensive, its making me pensive, and I will escape

And so all my friends, you'll perish in flames

Once I get out, nothing will remain!

I have to stomp you, disintegrate too, I have to stomp you!

## When Cthulhu Eyes Are Smiling

When Cthulhu eyes are smiling is another song sung by Harvey Cthulhu and is based on the tune of When Irish Eyes are Smiling. The lyrics are:

When Cthulhu eyes are smiling

All the world is set alight

In the wilt of Harvey's laughter

You can hear the cursed blight

When Harvey's heart is happy

Everyone is gunna die!

When Cthulhu eyes are smiling

You can kiss your ass goodbye!

When the button's pushed for Harvey

All the world is bright in flames

Harvey's gunna grow 10 stories

Kicking ass and taking names

Stomping cars and knocking buildings

On the burning crowds below

Cause when Harvey's feeling happy

It's a fire-sale everything must go!

## Daughter of Harvey Cthulhu

The Daughter of Harvey Cthulhu is a song that gets Harvey riled up. It is about an encounter Doomcock has with Harvey's daughter and how she plans to sue Harvey for paternity, while he denies being the father. The song is only based in what happened as if Harvey really disappeared for weeks, it means he's out of his containment field and the world is destroyed! The song is based on the tune "The Daughter of Rosie O'Grady". Lyrics:

Yesterday while out a'walking,

I met a dear little girl

She was quite green full of toxin

I started to run but she whirled

She said she came from sunken R'lyeh

And she needed money bad

I got a surprise that opened my eyes

For who do you think's her dad?

She's the daughter of Harvey Cthulhu!

A regular tentacled girl

She isn't crazy for human beings,

Shoggoths, and deep ones, and elder things

She's just a sweet eldritch lady

And one day she's going to sue

Her paternal daddy, that ratty, old Harvey Cthulhu!

I told her about my friend Harvey

She nodded then walked away

It wasn't too long before Maurey

Contacted him less than a day

And Maurey said come on my program

And we'll test your DNA!

Imagine the pride that you'll feel inside

When you hear old Maurey say:

She's the daughter of Harvey Cthulhu!

A regular tentacled girl

She isn't crazy for human beings,

Shoggoths, and deep ones, and elder things

She's just a sweet eldritch lady

And one day she's going to sue

Her paternal daddy, that ratty, old Harvey Cthulhu!

I haven't seen Harvey for weeks now

I wonder if he's gone away

On a tramp steamer for Rio

In some hole hiding away

He turned as white as flounder belly

When he heard from Maurey P.

(Harvey)

Oh hell nah Maurey

It ain't meant to be

I'll never go hear you say:

(Doomcock)

She's the daughter of Harvey Cthulhu!

A regular tentacled girl

She isn't crazy for human beings,

Shoggoths, and deep ones, and elder things

She's just a sweet eldritch lady

And one day she's going to sue

Cause you are the father, don't bother, denying it Harvey Cthulhu!

## Propane In The Tank

Propane in the Tank is a parody based on the tune of "Whiskey in the Jar" and is appropriately sung by Hank Hill, one of Doomcock's impressions. The lyrics are:

As I was a'mowin on the lawn so bright and early,

I called up my son Bobby, tell you what the Boy is squirrely!

I first produced my mower then I showed him my weedwacker

Sayin' come and do some yardwork boy don't be a dad-gone slacker!

Ding-a-dang-gotta-mow-gotta-hoe!

Weedwack for daddy-ho, weedwack for daddy-ho, there's propane in the tank!

Bobby told me Daddy, I got stuff to do inside

I told him Dang it Bobby get to work or I'll tan your hide!

He sighed and he swore that I didn't understand

I flipped the boy on over, 'bout near busted up my hand

Ding-a-dang-gotta-mow-gotta-hoe!

Weedwack for daddy-ho, weedwack for daddy-ho, there's propane in the tank!

So Bobby ran to Peggy, cryin' how I whooped his hinny

And Peggy came out chargin' I said shoot that boy is whinny

She said Bobby's too sensitive to have to fuss with yardstuff

I said I'd tell you what, the boy is turnin into a creampuff!

Ding-a-dang-gotta-mow-gotta-hoe!

Weedwack for daddy-ho, weedwack for daddy-ho, there's propane in the tank!

Had a barbecue a comin' on the fourth of July

I dreamt of grillin t-bone, drinkin beer and eatin pie

But Peggy blew my propane tanks and filled them up with water

Oh devil take the women, girls are strange but wifes are odder

Ding-a-dang-gotta-mow-gotta-hoe!

Weedwack for daddy-ho, weedwack for daddy-ho, there's propane in the tank!

The steaks were marinated with my special blend of spices

The water came a'sprayin down the steaks oh what a crisis!

Then Peggy laughed and then produced a bag of bastard charcoal

The next time you whack Bobby think again now el senor-o!

Ding-a-dang-gotta-mow-gotta-hoe!

Weedwack for daddy-ho, weedwack for daddy-ho, there's propane in the tank!

There's some take delight in the loafin' and the lazin'

Goofin' off and gettin' fat like cattle inside grazin'

But I take delight in grillin' steaks with pretty blue flame

Mowin lawns and sellin tanks of pure clean burnin' propane

Ding-a-dang-gotta-mow-gotta-hoe!

Weedwack for daddy-ho, weedwack for daddy-ho, there's propane in the tank!

Ding-a-dang-gotta-mow-gotta-hoe!

Weedwack I'll tell you what, weedwack I'll tell you what, there's propane in the tank!

## Propane

Propane is another song by Hank Hill and is based on the tune of Cocaine by Eric Clapton. Harvey sings the "guitar" parts of the song. The lyrics are:

If you wanna cookout, you gotta check her out, propane

If you wanna go grill, take it from Hank Hill, propane

She don't fry, She don't fry, She don't fry, propane!

Coal's a bastard fuel, cook with a flame that's blue, propane

When your tank is dry, talk to me I'm your guy, propane

I'll sell you more, sell you more, sell you more, propane!

Instead of coal that's black, I've got some coupons Jack, propane

Don't forget this fact, Strickland's got your back, propane

She's on sale, She's on sale, She's on sale, propane!

I'm your guy, come and buy, gotta try, propane!

## Non-Parodies

Doomcock also knows how to sing the following songs and many more:

Johnny I Hardly Knew Ye

Down to the River to Pray

Abdul Abulbul Amir

The Girlfriend of the Whirling Dervish

The Wellerman (Soon May the Wellerman Come)

Old Maui

Whiskey in the Jar

The Minstrel Boy

Drill Ye Tarriers Drill

The Parting Glass: usually sung at the end of the stream or to bid farewell to people who have or are dying, either in the news or related to a person in the stream

Auld Lang Syne: usually sung at New Years or similar occasion

The Daughter of Rosie O'Grady

Blue Skies (Data's song from ST: Nemesis)

I Thought About You

Tom Lehrer Songs: he knows many of them