Raccoons Tuned Episode 1 Part 3: Elinor's 13th Birthday

Elinor is having a birthday party, and while she has lots of fun with her friends to make this party very special, the raccoons have a plan to destroy the celebration.

## Transcript

[Dot's cousin Elinor is having a Disney Princess-themed birthday party]

[Elinor's party guests are dressed up as their favorite Disney Princess and Dot is dressed up as Snow White]

[Sarah is trying to hit Dot]

[Elinor is dressed up as Ariel, Elinor is dressed up as Princess Jasmine, Skyla is dressed up as Belle, and Kayla is dressed up as Cinderella]

Sarah the raccoon: "Elinor, you're a big, ugly, big poopy-butt!"

[Disney Princess music is playing in the background]

Dot: "Okay Harvey kids, the cake is on its way and it should be here anytime soon, I want all of you on your best behavior today. Do you understand?"

[Sues lights fire to all of Elinor's birthday presents]

Guest #1: "Do you smell something?"

Guest #2: "Hey, I smell smoke!"

Haidyn: "Oh, my god! My presents!"

[Orla is long gone with her friends, Wendy, Lisa, and Amanda at the park]

Nicole: (from five blocks down, ripping out of her Snow White costume) "ORLA JASMINE!!!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!"

[A guest's parent gets out a fire extinguisher and extinguishes the fire]

Haidyn: "My presents are ruined!"

[Haidyn bawls]

Skyla: "Don't cry, Haidyn. Kayla and I still have birthday presents left for you."

Kayla: "We'll be right back."

[Kayla and Skyla go into the house to get their presents and bring them to Haidyn]

Skyla: "Here you go, Haidyn."

Kayla: "I hope you like them."

[Haidyn opens up her present and reveals a Boots the Monkey doll]

Haidyn: "Oh, thank you guys. You're the best! I love my new gift!"

[Haidyn hugs Kayla and Skyla]

Skyla: "And we still have the princess castle birthday cake, the piñata, the crafts, the games, the treats, the favors, the balloons, the lemonade, the fruit punch, the hot dogs, angel hair, the slide, the cotton candy, the spin art, the tiaras, the magician, the tutus, the kiddy ferris wheel, the wands, the music, the ponies, the carousel, the face painting, and the jumper."

Kayla: "Don't worry. I'm sure nothing else is going to spoil the rest of your party."

Skyla: "Soon the Disney Princesses, including Ariel, are going to be here, and so will Cinderella's fairy godmother."

[Haidyn and her friends are playing games]

[Nicole is on her cell phone, angry]

Nicole: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE CAKE IS GONE? I ORDERED IT LAST WEEK!"

Caller: (talks gibberish)

Nicole: "Are you serious?!? THE FACE PAINTING, THE MAGICIAN AND JUMPING CASTLE HAVE BEEN CANCELLED TOO?"

Caller: (talks gibberish)

Nicole: "WHAT?! Are you kidding me?! But I booked the ponies and everything else in advance!!"

Caller: (talk gibberish)

Nicole: "All right. Bye!"

[Nicole hangs up her cell phone]

Skyla: "What's wrong, Mommy?"

Nicole: "Girls, I'm afraid I have bad news. The cake is gone, and there won't be any face painting, magic show, or Jumping Castle."

Haidyn: "What? Why?"

Kayla: "What happened?"

Nicole: "I don't know..."

[Haidyn begins to look sad]

Skyla: "Oh, cheer up, Haidyn. The Disney princesses will be here soon, I'm sure about that, and we still have the cupcakes, tea cakes, cucumber sandwiches, the flower fruit kabobs, the cake pops, brownies, the piñata, and everything else. Just try to enjoy the party."

Haidyn: "You're right. I'll think on the good things."

Nicole: "We'll even watch a Disney Princess movie on the giant screen I booked. How about that?"

Haidyn: "I'd love that!"

[A guest's parent shows up and presents a Disney Princess cake with the words, Happy Birthday Haidyn on it]

Guest's parent: "It even has Haidyn's favorite kind of frosting."

Nicole: "Thanks. You're a lifesaver."

Guest's parent: "I'm just glad I foiled Orla's plan."

Lotta: "Okay, everybody! It's time to sing Happy Birthday!"

Dot, the other Harvey Girls, and guests: "Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Elinor, Happy Birthday to you..."

Nicole: "Make a wish!"

[Haidyn blows out the candles]

[Guests clap and cheer]

Nicole: "Yay, Haidyn! Okay, now who wants cake?"

[All of a sudden, the cake explodes]

Nicole: "Oh, my god! What happened?"

Guest: "How come it happened, mommy?"

Guest's mother: "Never fear, I have a spare cake, with Haidyn's favorite frosting. I promise, it will not explode."

[Guest's mother presents a cake with Ariel, Haidyn's favorite Disney Princess on top and the words, Happy Birthday Haidyn]

Nicole: "Teriffic, thank you."

Guest's mother: "Anytime."

Nicole: "As I was saying, who wants cake?"

Guests: "ME!"

[Nicole gives a piece of cake to everyone]

Guest: "Yum, this is delicious."

Guest #2: "You said it, Heidi."

Guest #3: "Elinor, this is the best party I've ever been to. Thanks for inviting me."

Elinor: "You're welcome, Mariania."

Mariania: "Oh, I forgot to give you this."

[Mariania hands Haidyn an envelope]

[Elinor opens the envelope]

Elinor: "Oh, my gosh! Admission to the Central Florida Zoo! Thank you, Mariania!"

Mariania: "Elinor, look! The Disney Princesses and Cinderella's Fairy Godmother are here! Look!"

[Guests cheer]

Nicole: "I'm going to the park."

Heidi's mother: "But who'll supervise the party?"

Haidyn's teacher: "I will!"

[cut to: Orla pees on the sidewalk and defecates on the playground slide]

[Orla throws toilet paper at the trees and takes off all of her clothes, running around the playground naked]

[Soon after Nicole arrives at the park]

Nicole: "ORLA JASMINE BIROU! LISTEN UP! EITHER IT'S YOUR BUTT OVER HERE OR I'M SELLING ALL OF YOUR DORA THE EXPLORER DVD'S ON eBAY!"

Orla: "I gotta go, you guys. Mommy's calling."

[Orla comes to Nicole]

Orla: "Yes, sweet mother of mine?"

[Back at the party]

[Nicole grabs Orla by the ear and pulls her aside]

Nicole: "ORLA, WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING? THAT WAS SO MEAN OF YOU!"

Orla: "I dunno, just giving her a surprise..."

Momma Raccoon: "YOU KNOW WHAT?! YOU ARE ALL GROUNDED FOR A LONG PERIOD OF TIME, AND YOU'VE ALSO LOST ALL YOUR SLIDE WHISTLES FOR TEN WEEKS! IN ADDITION, YOU ARE ALSO BANNED FROM PLAYING WITH YOUR FRIENDS FOR SIX MONTHS!, AND I WILL SPANK YOUR BUTT WITH A LARGE WOODEN SPOON AS SOON AS THE PARTY IS OVER!"

Orla: "You see...Amanda was having a birthday party, and I..."

Nicole: "That's enough! Orla Jasmine, you are..."

[Nicole's cell phone rings]

Nicole: "I'll deal with you later, Orla."

[Nicole answers the phone]

Nicole: "Hello?"

Caller: (talks gibberish)

Nicole: "I'm sorry, could you please repeat that?"

Caller: (talks gibberish)

Nicole: "OMG! It became terrible at the moment when one of my daughters who was Orla started to ruin the party by setting Haidyn's presents on fire! I don't like it how it happens and started to play games with me even though I don't think they are exactly games!"

Caller: (talks gibberish)

Nicole: "What?!"

Caller: (talks gibberish)

Nicole: "Really?!? The party is completely ruined. I have to give her a serious beating now! Bye!"

[Nicole hangs up the phone and discards it on a table]

Nicole: "ORLA! YOU ARE DESERVING A SPANKING! YOU RUINED THE ENTIRE PARTY! IT WAS ALL OF YOUR FAULT!!! GOT IT?!?"

[Nicole goes on a chair, holds Orla on her lap, and grabs a wooden spoon]

Nicole: "If I have to sizzle your rear end to fix your attitude, then that's the way it's going to be..."

[Nicole pulls down Orla's panties and spanks Orla on the butt with a wooden spoon many times]

Orla: "OWW!!! MOMMY!!!!"

Nicole: "Naughty girl!"

[Nicole hits Orla's nose with a wooden spoon many times]

Nicole: "Why am I spanking you with a wooden spoon?"

Orla: (cries) "Because I ruined the party!" (resumes crying)

Orla: "I WANNA WATCH DORA!"

Nicole: "Too bad! You will not for 10 whole weeks!"

Orla: "YOU ALWAYS FAVOR HAIDYN, SKYLA, AND KAYLA!"

Nicole: "That's because, unlike you, they have good behaviors."

Nicole: "Shame on you, Orla! Don't be bad!"

Orla: "I WANNA GO OUT!"

Nicole: "Too bad! You must not for the next six months!"

Orla: "I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!"

Nicole: "You are to do what you are told! You are supposed to eat the foods that are in front of you, and the next dinner you're getting is a steamy chicken taco with lettuce in pita bread, and you must eat it! DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM TELLING YOU?!"

Orla: "GO TO H\*\*\*!"

Nicole: "If you don't set Haidyn's presents on fire and tell who I was calling to cancel everything at the party, do you want to end up being completely red?"

Orla: "GET LOST, YOU STUPID (bleep)!"

Nicole: "HEY! You don't use that kind of language! That was unsanitary!"

Orla: "I'll pee in my pants right now!"

Nicole: "DON'T YOU DARE!!!"

[Orla pees in her pants]

Orla: (embarrassed, noticing that the guests are looking) "MOMMY! PEOPLE ARE WATCHING!"

Nicole: "Shut up, you bad girl! Don't even think about doing what you have done again!"

[2 1/2 minutes after the spanking is over, Orla's butt is completely red]

Nicole: "Now march straight into the Naughty Pit and think about what you've done."

[Nicole drags Orla to the Naughty Pit in a really rough manner]

Orla: "YOU'RE A MEAN MOTHER!!! I HATE YOU AND I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!!!!"

[Nicole places Orla to the Naughty Pit in an extremely rough manner]

Nicole: "I HAVE JUST ABOUT HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR BRATTY BEHAVIOR, ORLA JASMINE!!!! YOU "

[Nicole deposits 10 beanbags into the pit and walks away]

Orla: "GO KILL YOURSELF OR I WILL KILL YOU!"