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Random Powerpoint 2

Random Powerpoint 2 is the sequel to the first Random Powerpoint. It follows basically the same story but the Large Headed Pirate is replaced with a small headed clown.

## Synophis

Essentially the opening is the same as the first but in reverse, everything that is large (the gun, the head) is
small. The small headed man becomes a clown with a bundle of balloons.

The clowns balloons function in the
same way to the pirates hook, by saying "INSURENCE POLICY" they
change and he destroys a military plane with a saw.

The clown boards a boat, also intending to take revenge. His balloons malfunction in the same way as the
pirates hook (he even gets a giant version of his clown head). He gets a sword
but it is taken by the boats captain. The clown uses new balloons and turns them into flail to battle the captain.

The same battle as in the first random powerpoint happens. The clowns flail becomes a ninja star and destroys the sword wielded by the captain. A bright flash of light occurs and clown
suffers a grand mal seizure. Again a main artery was sliced on the captain, who dies.

## Trivia

* The storyline is exactly the same to the first Random Powerpoint with only a few minor differences:
	+ The Large headed Pirate is replaced with a small headed clown
	+ The clown uses a bundle of balloons as his one and only weapon, thus he randomly obtains another set after one becomes a sword which is stolen
	+ The clown uses a more varied set of weapons, excepting the malfunction of random changes in the balloons they become; A saw and a sword. His new set then becomes; A flail (different to the pirates) and a ninja star
	+ The clown head does not become normal sized after his death.
Heathers: The Musical (Original West End Cast Recording)

In June 2018, Heathers: The Musical opened at The Other Palace in London and afterwards at the Theatre Royal Haymarket in September 2018. With the new run, several songs were replaced including "Blue" with "You're Welcome" and adding a song called "Never Shut Up Again," which also gave Heather Duke her own solo song that's a power trip (giving each Heather their own solo song). Also, the song replaced Blue (reprise). And also giving JD and Veronica a break-up song called I Say No, where she, well, says no to being JD's excuse justifying the harm he does. Led by Carrie Hope Fletcher and Jamie Muscato, the cast album was released on March 1, 2019.
The Heathers

The **Heathers** is the titular group of characters in the *Heathers* canon. They are the most popular girls in school for varying reasons, be it beauty, money, or by association.

The group was originally comprised of three girls all sharing the same name, "Heather," thus the group name being formed. Following Veronica's pleas to join the group in order to stop being bullied, she is allowed in with the compromise that she would assist the Heathers in any way asked and that she would ditch her old friends.

## Group Members

* Heather Chandler (previous; ex-leader)
* Heather McNamara
* Heather Duke (ex-leader)
* Veronica Sawyer (current leader)

Following the murder of Heather Chandler, Heather Duke briefly took the lime light as leader of the Heathers. After the near destruction of the school, Veronica Sawyer striped H. Duke of her power and decided to reform the schools cliques. And yes
Found (2009)

**Found** is a 2009 Australian stop-motion animated comedic short film spoofing the overarching plot of the hit television series Lost. The short was written, directed and produced by Jimbo and El Gringo with occasional assistance from two other unidentified individuals.

## Creator Backlash

Recently, Jimbo the Cheese declared his dislike of the product, delcaring it a shallow parody and comparing it unfavourably to the works of Selter and Freidberg

> "I hate it. I really do. From start to end, Found was a mess. It's like a Selter and Freidberg. All we do is parody the fact that they're on an island, and theres a forign guy and a fat guy. Everything else is crap. I'm honestly ashamed of it." - Jimbo the Cheese.
>
>

Jimbo has stated that "Found" was among the many projects lost during the Hard Drive Data End disaster, and unlike all other works, there was no copy avalible for recovery. Jimbo declared this "a total blessing"
The Apprentice of Light

A young and passioynate young man, the individual who dedicated himself to the teaching of the Master of Light would come to be known as **The Apprentice of Light**. The Apprentice would serve the Master of Light well, until his own desire for justice drove him to attack the Master of Darkness directly, and was he was killed.

The Apprentice was potrayed by El Gringo and appeared in The Justice of Light and Darkness.

## Personality

The apprentice was very headstrong, and had a definent view on right and wrong, with a strong sense of justice. He subscribed to the teachings of the Master of the Light, but rejected it's philosophy of Non-Agression, seeing it as standing idly by while allowing evil to act as it pleased.

He could be cocky, apparently very confident of his abilities. He was single minded in his quest, and on an impluse, attacked the Dark Master himself.

The Apprentice was studious, and a quick learner. He managed to pick up swordsmanship from the Master of Light in record time, and practiced long into the night to hone his skills.
Yo Girl

**"Yo Girl"** is the twentieth song of Act Two of the *Original Off-Broadway* version of *Heathers the Musical*.

*Previous*, Kindergarten Boyfriend.

*Next*, Meant to Be Yours.

## *Original Off-Broadway* Lyrics

**[HEATHER DUKE]**

Martha Dumptruck took a belly flop off the Old Mill Bridge last night holding a suicide note

**[VERONICA]**

Oh my God

Is she dead?

**[HEATHER DUKE]**

Just some broken bones

Just another geek trying to imitate the popular people and failing miserably

**[HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM, KURT]**

Yo girl

Keep it together

I knew you would come far

Now you're truly a Heather

Smell how gangsta you are

**[VERONICA]**

Martha

I'm so sorry

**[HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM, KURT]**

Yo girl

Feel a bit punchy?

She's not looking so well

Still you've earned that red scrunchie

Come join Heather in Hell

**[MR. SAWYER]**

Where have you been?

**[MRS. SAWYER]**

We've been worried sick!

Your friend J.D. stopped by

He told us everything

**[VERONICA]**

Everything?

**[MR. SAWYER]**

Your depression?

Your thoughts of suicide?

**[MRS. SAWYER]**

He even showed us your copy of Moby Dick!

**[HEATHER CHANDLER]**

He's got your handwriting down cold

**[MRS. SAWYER]**

Please honey

Talk to us!

**[VERONICA]**

No, you wouldn't understand!

**[MRS. SAWYER]**

Try me!

I've experienced everything you're going through right now!

**[HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM, KURT]**

Guess who's right down the block?

**[MRS. SAWYER]**

Your problems seem like life and death-

**[HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM, KURT]**

Guess who's climbing the stairs?

**[MRS. SAWYER]**

I promise they're not!

**[HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM, KURT]**

Guess who's picking your lock?

**[VERONICA]**

You don't know what my world looks like!

**[HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM, KURT]**

Time's up!

Go say your prayers!

Veronica's running on

Running on fumes now

Veronica's totally fried

Veronica's gotta be trippin' on 'shrooms now

Thinking that she can hide

Veronica's done for

There's no doubt now

Notify next of kin!

Veronica's trying to keep him out now

Too late!

He got in!

**[J.D.]**

Knock knock!

Sorry for coming in through the window

Dreadful etiquette, I know!

**[VERONICA]**

Get out of my house
Random Powerpoint Chronicles

The **Random Powerpoint Chronicles** was a planned series of Shorts, set in the Random Powerpoint universe, designed to expand on the characters.

Only one - the Pirate - was produced. However in 2015, during the lead up to Random Powerpoint Wikia - Jimbo the Cheese released the outlines for several other shorts

## The Shorts

### The Pirate:

The Big Headed Pirate finds his bad day worsened by the arival of Number Five from Short Circuit.
Operation Burnout

A joint organisation by Millitary and Police, **Operation Burnout** was the systemetic capture and forced "normalisation" of Mutagenic Cell users.

A 500 strong team, the members of Operation Burnout use flamethrowers and tranquilizers to subdue, depower, surpress and capture any users of mutagenic ability.

## Formation

After the numerous, very public, attacks by the Big Headed Pirate, the Small Headed Clown and (on three seperate occasions), Edwards, public outcry demanded something be done about the superpowered threats to society. Using the destruction of the Disabilities for Heads lab as a catalyst, Millitary and local law enforcement colaborated to hunt down and "normalise" the mutagenic cell users, paiting them as a threat to humankind.

The H Corperation opposed Operation Burnout, however, the operation proceeded regardless.

## Processes

Teams of three, two armed with flame throwers and one with a firearm, either loaded with bullets or tranquilizers, would track down Mutagenic Cell users when they were isolated. They would give only one order to not resist, and then begin firing the flamethrowers. The flames would destroy the user's cells, and probebly render the user unconsious. They would then be incarcerated.

## History

Operation Burnout was preposed soon after the final confrontation with Edwards, although it would take several years to get through the system. Shortly after the H Corperation was founded, Operation Burnout was given the go-ahead, despite H pulling every resourse he had avalible to stop it.

Via infiltration, police and milliraty stole a list of Mutagenic Cell users and begun de-powering them and taking them down one by one.

Mr. Johnson was attacked in his home, and depowered.
Random Powerpoint Wikia

## Welcome to the Random Powerpoint Wikia

A wiki dedicated to The works of Jimbo the Cheese, as well as his longtime friend El Gringo.

### Random Powerpoint:

A strange and bizzar world, animated enterily in Microsoft Powerpoint, Random Powerpoint explores a world where genetic experiments have given rise to "Mutagenic Cells", bio-technology that allows its users to assume new forms with nearly limitless power. While a select few use these powers for good, many turn to evil and the world must stop them before they wreak havock.

The Characters

### Other Media:

From the world of the Transformers, to the battle between light and darkness, check out the other works of Jimbo and El Gringo!

Found (shallow parody of the TV show *Lost*)
The Justice of Light and Darkness (An original film)
Mr. Johnson

**Mr. Johnson** was a mutagenic cell user. He was a victim of Operation Burnout.

## Appearence

Mr. Johnson was a dark skinned man.

In his Mutagenic state, his head became that of a bear.

## Personality

Mr. Johnson appeared non-confrontational, and was described by A and H as "Harmless". He did activate his mutagenic cells and roar at his attackers, but this was in self-defence.

## History

Mr. Johnson was one of the test subjects at the Disabilities for Heads labs. He was given part mutagenic cells that transformed his head into that of a bear.

### Random Powerpoint Wikia:

Mr. Johnson was watching TV when three members of Operation Burnout entered and demanded he get on the floor. Although he protested non-violently, their leader ordered him subdued. He activated his Mutagenic Cells, transforming his head into that of a bear. He roared, but was hit by flame throwers, destroying his mutagenic powers and knocking him unconsious.

## Powers and Abilities

### Mutagenic Cell Transformation:

Cell Type: Part Mutageic Cells.

Activation Code: Unknown.

Mr Johnson's mutagenic cells transform his head into that of a bear. He can roar, like a bear, but his tools and any other mutagenic powers are unknown.
The French Vandal

The **French Vandal** is a terrorist, and main antagonist of Random Powerpoint Wikia. He is a french man, proud of his country, and willing to do anything to bring power to it, even by illicit means. He steals and becomes a user of Perfect Mutagenic Cells - The most powerful kind of Mutagenic Cells, which enables him to transform his entire body into anything.

## Appearence

In his normal state, he is simply a normal man, with a small moustach.

When he activates his Mutagenic Cells, he gains a top that is painted like the French flag, and his moustach grows much larger and he gains a beret. Whenever he transforms into another object, his moustach remains.

## Personality

He is *very* sterotypicaly french, speaking with a thick french accent and mocking laughing at people. The French Vandal is arrogent, but also cunning and inteligent. He was a charismatic enough leader that the Vandals were willing to die for him.

He was so proud of being french, that he desired to become the ultimate power for his country, and stole the Perfect Mutagenic cells to gain that power.

While he is overconfident when fighting, he knows when to retreat, as he avoided a direct confrontation with Dr. Spiderlegs, A and H, three of the most powerful and experienced Mutagenic Cells users.

As a user of Perfect Mutagenic Cells, he is very adaptable, changing his plan three times when cicumstances changed

## Powers and Abilities

**Expert Weapons User:** The French Vandal was able to use many different weapons perfectly, both with and without the aid of his Mutagenic Cells.

### Perfect Mutagenic Cell transformation:

Activation Code: "Oui Baugette"

Stealing the first completed set of Perfect Mutagenic Cells, The French Vandal becomes the first user of the most powerful kind of mutagenic cells. With his powers, he can change his entire body into anything, produce any mutagenic item out of nothing, and change any item he produces into anything at will. The flawless combination of Part and Self mutagenic cells is said to cross the line into the sufficiently advanced science that is indistinguishable from magic.

## Notes

* He is the main Random Powerpoint Antagonist since the Small Headed Clown to not be Edwards.
* He is also the first *new* Antagonist since Edwards.
Nova Productions

**Nova Productions** (properly known as Nova Production Studios) is a small Australian Film and Television Production company founded in early 2015 by El Gringo.

The studio is currently responsible for the remastering of 2010 short film The Justice of Light and Darkness slated for completion by the end of 2017.
Western Surf Punk

**Western Surf Punk** is a student at Westerburg High School. She is a new character that was added on September 6th 2022, during the second run at The Other Palace. The actor playing this role acts as the show's Super Swing, covering Veronica Sawyer, Heather Chandler, Heather Duke and Heather McNamara.

## Musical Numbers

### Musical Numbers

* "Fight for Me" – *Veronica & Company*
* "Big Fun" – *Ram, Kurt, Veronica, H. Chandler, H. McNamara, H. Duke & Company*
* "Veronica's Chandler Nightmare" † – *H. Chandler & Company*
* "The Me Inside of Me" – *Veronica, H. Chandler, Cops, Principal, Coach, Ms. Fleming, & Company*
* "Shine a Light" – *Ms. Fleming & Company*
* "Shine a Light (reprise)" – *H. Duke & Company*
* "Hey Yo, Westerburg" † – *H. McNamara & Students*
* "Meant to Be Yours" – *J.D. & Company*
* "Dead Girl Walking (reprise)" – *Veronica, J.D., Ms. Fleming, & Company*
* "Seventeen (reprise)" – *Veronica, Martha, H. McNamara, & Company*
The Plane Captain

The **Captain of the Plane** is the man in charge of flying the plane targeted by The Big Headed Pirate. He bravely faces off against the pirate to stop him blowing up the plane, and dies in the process.

## Personality

The captain is a brave man, unafraid to leap into action.

## History

### Random Powerpoint:

The captain of the flight that was targeted by the Big Headed Pirate, the Plane Captain heard the comotion form inside the cockpit of his plane. He snuck out where the Pirate was distracted, and stole his sword. He then battled the pirate using this stolen sword, but when the Pirate changed his flail-hand into a chainsaw and sliced the Captain's sword in half, he lost. However, he had managed to force the pirate to overexert himself, and he watched the pirate suffer a heart attack.

He then discovered the chainsaw had sliced a main artery, and died.

## Abilities and Powers

The captain was a trained pilot and captain of a plane, and possessed all skills that this entailed. In adition, he was very brave, facing down the Big Headed Pirate without fear.

**Swordsmanship:** He fought the Pirate to a standstill using his own sword, sugesting a measure of skill.

## Notes

* He is the first "Captain" to appear in the series. The other being The Boat Captain
R

**R** is a student alongside A and H. He battled against Edwards' army in The FOURTH AND FINAL RANDOM POWERPOINT, and became a mutagenic cell user due to A's modifications. He was the first casualty of the battle.

## Appearence

R is a bulky student with very short, curly hair.

In his mutagenic form, he is identical to a smaller version of the Incredible Hulk.

## Personality

R is brutish and thug-like, possing a very low inteligence and an aggressive nature. Only the threat of death prompted him into participating in A and H's plan against Edwards.

## History

R was a student in the school with A and H. He was enrolled in the same class as A and H.

### The FOURTH AND FINAL RANDOM POWERPOINT:

R witnessed Edwards kill another student. Feering for his own life, he escaped with H. Later, the other students convinced him to take part in A's experiments, where he became a crude mutagenic cell user.

In his new form as the Incredible Hulk, R charged the Clown, and was struck by his flail, killing J instantly. He was the first to fall, his death frightning J into fleeing from the Clown.

## Powers and Abilities

### Mutagenic Cell Transformation

Cell type: Crude Mutagenic Cells

Activation Code: "Bash"

R's cells are crude kind, produced and coded hurridly by A. They allow him to transform into a normal sized version of the Incredible Hulk. However, it seems he does not gain any of the Hulks actual abilities, as he was killed remarkably easily.

## Notes

* J has no dialouge other than his activation code. All infomation gathered from his from suplimentary matterial.
List of Memes in Gunsquad

* Gun
* I have a big penis
* xXAnyholeXx
* WHAT
* beave
* Five golden letters
* That's how we do it in arcades
* Premium Hazama coaching
* okay
* Lo siento, Shinji...
* Rub my tummy violently & call me a bad pony
* Dorito/Mtn Dew fighting game palettes
* Truly?
* Assmageddon
* Poopflier
* You chose a good character to kill
* High level California run back
* Anime Stu Pickles
* Ash peeing on things
* John Cena ahegao
* Bait the neutral
* Punished Rags
* Sex cum
* He is pure evil and is after me.
K

Kis a student alongside A and H. He battled against Edwards' army in The FOURTH AND FINAL RANDOM POWERPOINT, and became a mutagenic cell user due to A's modifications. He died during the last stand against Edwards.

## Appearence

K is a dark, short haired student, who is taller than his classmates. He wears large, hooped earrings.

In his Mutagenic state, his head becomes that of Pablo Picasso.

## Personality

K is artisic and fairly kind. He wanted to protect his friends and the other students, and was smart enough to work co-operitively along with A and H.

K was practical enough to avoid running into situations that would easily get him killed, and in fact, survived the final battle of the school, one of only two to do so.

## Notes

* K has only two lines of dialouge in the entire Powerpoint.
Stoner Chick

## Plot

Act One
Act Two

* "Big Fun" – *Ram, Kurt, Veronica, H. Chandler, H. McNamara, H. Duke, & Students*
* "Veronica's Chandler Nightmare" † – *H. Chandler & Company*
* "The Me Inside of Me" – *H. Chandler, Veronica, J.D., Cops, Ms. Fleming & Company*
* "Blue (reprise)" † – *Ram, Kurt, H. Duke, & Students*
* "Our Love Is God" – *J.D., Veronica, Ram, Kurt, & Company*
* "Shine a Light" – *Ms. Fleming & Students*
* "Shine a Light (reprise)" – *H. Duke & Students*
* "Hey Yo, Westerburg" † – *H. McNamara and Students*
* "Meant to Be Yours" – *J.D. & Students*
* "Dead Girl Walking (reprise)" – *Veronica, J.D., Ms. Fleming, & Students*
* "Seventeen (reprise)" – *Veronica, Martha, H. McNamara, & Company*

### Original West End Musical Numbers

* "Fight for Me" – *Veronica & Company*
* "Big Fun" – *Ram, Kurt, Veronica, H. Chandler, H. McNamara, H. Duke & Company*
* "Veronica's Chandler Nightmare" † – *H. Chandler & Company*
* "The Me Inside of Me" – *Veronica, H. Chandler, Cops, Principal, Coach, Ms. Fleming, & Company*
* "Shine a Light" – *Ms. Fleming & Company*
* "Shine a Light (reprise)" – *H. Duke & Company*
* "Hey Yo, Westerburg" † – *H. McNamara & Students*
* "Meant to Be Yours" – *J.D. & Company*
* "Dead Girl Walking (reprise)" – *Veronica, J.D., Ms. Fleming, & Company*
* "Seventeen (reprise)" – *Veronica, Martha, H. McNamara, & Company*
Shine a Light

**"Shine a Light"** is the fifteenth song of Act Two of the *Original Off-Broadway* version of *Heathers the Musical*.

*Previous*, Seventeen.

*Next*, Lifeboat.

## *Original Off-Broadway* Lyrics

**[PAULINE FLEMING]**

Deep inside of everyone there's a hot ball of shame

Guilt, regret, anxiety

Fears we dare not name

But, if we show the ugly parts that we hide away

They turn out to be beautiful by the light of day

Why not

**[COMPANY]**

Shine, shine, shine a light

**[PAULINE FLEMING]**

On your deepest fears

**[COMPANY]**

Let in sunlight now

**[PAULINE FLEMING]**

And your pain will disappear

**[COMPANY]**

Shine, shine, shine

**[PAULINE FLEMING]**

And your scars and your flaws

**[COMPANY]**

Will look lovely because you shine

**[PAULINE FLEMING]**

You shine a light

**[COMPANY]**

Shine, shine, shine a light

Shine, shine, shine a light

**[STONER CHICK]**

Everyday's a battlefield when pride's on the line

**[PREPPY STUD]**

I attack your weaknesses and

**[NEW WAVE GIRL & PREPPY STUD]**

Pray you don't see mine

**[BELEAGUERED GEEK]**

But if I share my ugly parts

**[NEW WAVE GIRL, BELEAGUERED GEEK, PAULINE FLEMING]**

And you show me yours

Our love can knock our walls down and unlock all our doors

**[PAULINE FLEMING]**

Go on!

**[COMPANY]**

Shine, shine, shine a light

**[PAULINE FLEMING]**

On your deepest fears

**[COMPANY]**

Let in sunlight now

**[PAULINE FLEMING]**

And your pain will

**[COMPANY]**

Disappear!

**[PAULINE FLEMING]**

Who wants to share what's in their heart?

No volunteers?

Fine, I'll start

My name's Pauline

I live alone

My husband left

My kids are grown

In the 60's love was free

That did not work out well for me

The revolution came and went

Tried to change the world

Barely made a dent

I have struggled with despair

I've joined a cult

Chopped off my hair

I chant, I prayed, but God's not there

So Steve!

I'm ending our affair!

And I faked it

Every, single time

Woo!

It feels fan-freaking-tastic!

1, 2, take me home kids!

**[COMPANY]**

Shine, shine, shine a light

**[PAULINE FLEMING]**

On your deepest fears!

**[COMPANY]**

Let in sunlight now

**[PAULINE FLEMING]**

And your pain will disappear!

**[COMPANY]**

Shine, shine, shine

**[PAULINE FLEMING]**

And your scars and your flaws

**[COMPANY]**

Will look lovely because you shine

Ahh, ahh, ahh

**[PAULINE FLEMING]**

You shine

You shine a light!

**[COMPANY]**

Shine, shine, shine a light

Shine, shine, shine a light

Shine, shine, shine a light

Shine, shine, shine a light

Shine, shine, shine a light

Shine, shine, shine a light

Shine, shine, shine a light

Shine a light

**[PAULINE FLEMING]**

Yeah!
Maddison Firth

**Maddison Firth** is an English actress who played the role of Heather Chandler in the first UK Tour of Heathers the Musical. She later replaced Emma Kingston in the same role in the Other Palace revival of the show. She also played Heather Chandler in the filmed performance of the musical.

## Roles

**Off-West End 2.0:** February 22, 2022
**Off-West End 2.0:** February 19, 2023
Preppy Stud

## Plot

Act One
Act Two

* "Big Fun" – *Ram, Kurt, Veronica, H. Chandler, H. McNamara, H. Duke, & Students*
* "Veronica's Chandler Nightmare" † – *H. Chandler & Company*
* "The Me Inside of Me" – *H. Chandler, Veronica, J.D., Cops, Ms. Fleming & Company*
* "Blue (reprise)" † – *Ram, Kurt, H. Duke, & Students*
* "Our Love Is God" – *J.D., Veronica, Ram, Kurt, & Company*
* "Shine a Light" – *Ms. Fleming & Students*
* "Shine a Light (reprise)" – *H. Duke & Students*
* "Hey Yo, Westerburg" † – *H. McNamara and Students*
* "Meant to Be Yours" – *J.D. & Students*
* "Dead Girl Walking (reprise)" – *Veronica, J.D., Ms. Fleming, & Students*
* "Seventeen (reprise)" – *Veronica, Martha, H. McNamara, & Company*

### Original West End Musical Numbers

* "Fight for Me" – *Veronica & Company*
* "Big Fun" – *Ram, Kurt, Veronica, H. Chandler, H. McNamara, H. Duke & Company*
* "Veronica's Chandler Nightmare" † – *H. Chandler & Company*
* "The Me Inside of Me" – *Veronica, H. Chandler, Cops, Principal, Coach, Ms. Fleming, & Company*
* "Shine a Light" – *Ms. Fleming & Company*
* "Shine a Light (reprise)" – *H. Duke & Company*
* "Hey Yo, Westerburg" † – *H. McNamara & Students*
* "Meant to Be Yours" – *J.D. & Company*
* "Dead Girl Walking (reprise)" – *Veronica, J.D., Ms. Fleming, & Company*
* "Seventeen (reprise)" – *Veronica, Martha, H. McNamara, & Company*
Kindergarten Boyfriend

**"Kindergarten Boyfriend"** is the nineteenth song of Act Two of the *Original Off-Broadway* version of *Heathers the Musical*.

*Previous*, Hey Yo, Westerburg.

*Next*, Yo Girl.

## *Original Off-Broadway* Lyrics

**[MARTHA]**

There was a boy I met in kindergarten

He was sweet

He said that I was smart

He was good at sports and people liked him

And at nap time once we shared a mat

I didn’t sleep

I sat and watched him breathing

Watched him dream for nearly half an hour

Oooooooh

Then he woke up

He pulled a scab off one time playing kickball

Kissed me quick and pressed it in my hand

I took that scab and put it in a locket

All year long I wore it near my heart

He didn’t care if I was thin or pretty

And he was mine until we hit first grade

Oooooooh

Then he woke up

Last night I dreamed a horse with wings

Flew down into my homeroom

On its back there he sat

And he held out his arms

So we sailed above the gym

Across the faculty parking lot

My kindergarten boyfriend and I

And a horse with wings

Now we’re all grown up and we know better

Now we recognize the way things are

Certain boys are just for kindergarten

Certain girls are meant to be alone

But I believe that any dream worth having

Is a dream that should not have to end

So I’ll build a dream that I can live in

And this time I’m never waking up

And we’ll soar above the trees

Over cars and croquet lawns

Past the church and the lake

And the tri-county mall

We will fly through the dawn

To a new kindergarten

Where nap time is centuries long

Ooooooh, oooooh, oooooooh, oooh
Hipster Dork

## Plot

Act One
Act Two

* "Big Fun" – *Ram, Kurt, Veronica, H. Chandler, H. McNamara, H. Duke, & Students*
* "Veronica's Chandler Nightmare" † – *H. Chandler & Company*
* "The Me Inside of Me" – *H. Chandler, Veronica, J.D., Cops, Ms. Fleming & Company*
* "Blue (reprise)" † – *Ram, Kurt, H. Duke, & Students*
* "Our Love Is God" – *J.D., Veronica, Ram, Kurt, & Company*
* "Shine a Light" – *Ms. Fleming & Students*
* "Shine a Light (reprise)" – *H. Duke & Students*
* "Hey Yo, Westerburg" † – *H. McNamara and Students*
* "Meant to Be Yours" – *J.D. & Students*
* "Dead Girl Walking (reprise)" – *Veronica, J.D., Ms. Fleming, & Students*
* "Seventeen (reprise)" – *Veronica, Martha, H. McNamara, & Company*

### Original West End Musical Numbers

* "Fight for Me" – *Veronica & Company*
* "Big Fun" – *Ram, Kurt, Veronica, H. Chandler, H. McNamara, H. Duke & Company*
* "Veronica's Chandler Nightmare" † – *H. Chandler & Company*
* "The Me Inside of Me" – *Veronica, H. Chandler, Cops, Principal, Coach, Ms. Fleming, & Company*
* "Shine a Light" – *Ms. Fleming & Company*
* "Shine a Light (reprise)" – *H. Duke & Company*
* "Hey Yo, Westerburg" † – *H. McNamara & Students*
* "Meant to Be Yours" – *J.D. & Company*
* "Dead Girl Walking (reprise)" – *Veronica, J.D., Ms. Fleming, & Company*
* "Seventeen (reprise)" – *Veronica, Martha, H. McNamara, & Company*
Original West End

### Performers

Carrie Hope Fletcher (Veronica Sawyer) Jamie Muscato (Jason Dean) Jodie Steele (Heather Chandler) T'Shan Williams (Heather Duke) Sophie Isaacs (Heather Mcnamara) Jenny O' Leary (Martha Dunnstock) Dominic Andersen (Ram Sweeney) Chris Chung (Kurt Kelly) Rebecca Lock (Ms Fleming and Veronica's Mom) Nathan Amzi ( Rams Dad, Big Bud Dean, Coach Ripper) Jon Boydon (Kurts Dad, Principle Gowan, Veronicas Dad) Alex James- Hatton (Beleaguered Geek) Charlotte Jaconelli (Stoner Chick) Lauren Drew (New Wave Girl) Olivia Moore (Young Rerepublicanette) Sergio Pasquariello (Preppy Stud) John Lumsen (Hipster Dork) Merryl Anash (Drama Club Drama Queen)

Heathers transferred to the West End at the Theatre Royal Haymarket, running from September 3, 2018 to November 24, 2018. A new song for Veronica, "I Say No," as well as a few script changes to Act 2 were added for the transfer.

A West End cast recording was released on Ghostlight Records on March 1. The album premiered at No. 1 on the iTunes UK Soundtracks Charts and at #2 on the iTunes UK Album charts. The album premiered at No. 24 on the Official Albums Chart.

On March 3, 2019, Heathers The Musical won the Best New Musical award at London's Whatsonstage.com Awards. Carrie Hope Fletcher also won for Best Actress In A Musical.

## Creative Team

**Director:** Andy Fickman

**Book, Music, & Lyrics:** Kevin Murphy & Laurence O'Keefe

**Choreographer/Associate Director:** Gary Lloyd

**Designer:** David Shields

**Lighting Designer:** Ben Cracknell

**Sound Designer:** Dan Samson

**Musical Director:** Simona Budd

**Musical Supervisor:** Rich Morris

**Casting:** Will Burton CDG

**Producer:** Paul Taylor-Mills

## Original West End Cast

### Understudies

 John Lumsden
 Alex James-Hatton
 Lauren Drew
 Merryl Ansah
 Charlotte Jaconelli
Veronica's Mom
 Sergio Pasquariello
 Brandon Lee Sears
Kurt's Dad
Kurt Kelly

"***I was just kidding about the Bo Diddley thing!***"

**Kurt Kelly** was a Senior at Westerburg High School and the Quarterback of the football team. According to Veronica Sawyer, Kurt is the smartest guy on the football team. He was best friends with Ram Sweeney.

## History

Not much is said about Kurt's past. However it is implied that him and Ram have known each other since Kindergarten, stating that he remembers Ram kissing Martha on the kickball field.

## Plot

Act One
Act Two

## Musical Numbers

### Original Off-Broadway Musical Numbers

* "Big Fun" – *Ram, Kurt, Veronica, H. Chandler, H. McNamara, H. Duke, & Students*
* "Blue" – *Ram, Kurt, H. McNamara & H. Duke*
* "Blue (reprise)" † – *Ram, Kurt, H. Duke, & Students*
* "Our Love Is God" – *J.D., Veronica, Ram, Kurt, & Company*

### Original West End Musical Numbers

* "Big Fun" – *Ram, Kurt, Veronica, H. Chandler, H. McNamara, H. Duke & Company*
* "You're Welcome" – *Ram, Kurt, & Veronica*
* "Our Love Is God" – *J.D., Veronica & Kurt*
Seventeen (reprise)

**"Seventeen (reprise)"** is the final song of Act Two and twenty-fourth song overall of the *Original Off-Broadway* version of *Heathers the Musical*.

*Previous*, I Am Damaged.

## *Original Off-Broadway* Lyrics

**[VERONICA]**

Listen up folks

War is over

Brand new sheriffs come to town

We are done with acting evil

We will lay our weapons down

We're all damaged

We're all frightened

We're all freaks but that's alright

We'll endure it

We'll survive it

Martha, are you free tonight?

**[MARTHA]**

What?

**[VERONICA]**

Um, my date for the pep rally kind of blew - me off

So I was wondering...

If you weren't doing anything tonight

Maybe we could pop some Jiffy Pop and rent a video?

Something with a happy ending

**[MARTHA]**

Are there any happy endings?

**[VERONICA]**

I can't promise no more Heathers

High school may not ever end

Still I miss you

I'd be honored

If you'd let me be your friend

**[MARTHA]**

My friend

**[VERONICA & MARTHA]**

We can be seventeen

We can learn how to chill

If no one loves me now

Someday somebody will

We can be seventeen

Still time to make things right

One day we'll change the world

**[FEMALE & MALE COMPANY]**

But lets kick back tonight (And you know, you know, you know)

Lets go be seventeen (We can be beautiful)

Take off our clothes and dance (You know, you know, you know)

Act like we're all still kids

'Cause this could be our final chance ('Cause this could be our final)

(You know, you know, you know)

Always be seventeen (We can be beautiful)

Celebrate you and I

Maybe we won't grow old (You know, you know, you know)

**[COMPANY]**

And maybe then we'll never die

We'll make it beautiful

We'll make it beautiful

Beautiful!

Beautiful!

Beautiful!

Beautiful!

Beautiful!

Beautiful!

Beautiful!

Beautiful!

Beautiful!
Hannah Lowther

**Hannah Lowther** is an English actress who portrayed New Wave Party Girl in the Other Palace revival of Heathers the Musical and the filmed performance. She was also the first cover for Heather Chandler and Heather McNamara, while also emergency covering the role of Heather Duke, making her the first person to ever portray all three Heathers.

## Roles

 Heather Chandler
 Heather McNamara
 Heather Duke
Candy Store (Reprise)

## General information

### Composer

Laurence O'Keefe
Kevin Murphy

### Performers

* Off-Broadway
	+ Jessica Keenan Wynn (Heather Chandler)
	+ Elle McLemore (Heather McNamara)
	+ Alice Lee (Heather Duke)
* West End
	+ Jodie Steele (Heather Chandler)
	+ Sophie Isaacs (Heather McNamara)
	+ T'Shan Williams (Heather Duke)

### Followed by

Freeze Your Brain

**Candy Store (Reprise)** is the fourth song of *Heathers: The Musical*.

**[HEATHERS]**

So step into my candy store

It's my candy store, it's my candy

It's my candy store, it's my candy

It's my candy store

It's my candy store!
Westerburg High School

*"And you know, you know, you know, this could be beautiful."*  *This article is a section stub. You can help Heathers the Musical Wikia by expanding it.*
**Westerburg High School** is a fictional high school located in the fictional town of Sherwood, OH. Although there may be a village named Sherwood that's located in Ohio, the town and school in the *Heathers* canon is not based on it.
Lauren Drew

Lauren Drew is a Welsh actress, singer, and dancer. She played Catherine of Aragon in the 2021-22 UK Tour of Six the Musical, and also acted as the assistant dance captain, beginning on 8 June 2021. She left the show on 9 March 2022, and her role was taken over by Chlöe Hart.

Lauren previously played the same roles in the 2019-20 UK Tour from 24 October 2019, until the show's temporary closure due to COVID-19 on 16 March 2020.

## Personal Life

Lauren is currently in a relationship with fellow *Ghost* castmate, Sam Ferriday.  The couple became engaged on 9 August 2021.

## Trivia

* Lauren's favorite \* food is Welsh cakes.
* Lauren has the same birthday as Renée Lamb.
* Lauren was in the same production of *Heathers* as Jodie Steele and Sophie Isaacs, acting as Jodie's understudy.
* Lauren was in the same production of *Evita* as Samantha Pauly, acting as her understudy.
* Lauren was in the same production of *Sweet Charity* as Danielle Steers.
	+ Coincidentally, they both booked *Six* at the same time, and they saw the show together for the first time a few weeks before they started rehearsals for the 2019-20 UK Tour and West End productions respectively.
* Lauren is in the same production of *Legally Blonde* as Courtney Bowman and Grace Mouat.
* When Lauren originally auditioned, she went for Anne Boleyn, Jane Seymour, and Katherine Howard. At a different point, she received callbacks for Catherine of Aragon, Katherine Howard, and Catherine Parr.
* Lauren was previously offered to be an alternate in *Six*, but she turned it down as she didn't know much about the show and joined the company of *Heathers* instead.
* Lauren has said that the queens that she is most like are Catherine of Aragon and Anne Boleyn.
* Lauren is the first white principal actress to portray Catherine of Aragon in a professional production of *Six*.
* Lauren is a Ravenclaw.
* Lauren competed in the tenth series of *The Voice UK* from 2 January to 6 March 2021. She sang *Mamma Knows Best* by Jessie J for her Blind Audition and turned all four chairs. She performed against the duo Wayne and Morgan in the Battle Rounds with Aretha Franklin's rendition of *Respect*; she lost the battle but was "stolen" by another coach. Lauren was eliminated in the Semi-Finals after performing *Don't You Worry 'bout a Thing* by Stevie Wonder.
* Lauren was featured in the fifth episode of the second season of the *In The Frame: Theatre Interviews from West End Frame* podcast.
Prom or Hell?

**"Prom or Hell?"** is the first song of Act Two and twelfth song overall of the *Original Off-Broadway* version of *Heathers the Musical*. Prom or Hell? was not included on the Original Off-Broadway cast recording album.

## General information

### Followed by

My Dead Gay Son

*Previous*, Our Love Is God.

*Next*, My Dead Gay Son.

*There is no official lyric video for "Prom or Hell?"*

## *Original Off-Broadway* Lyrics

**[VERONICA]**

Dear Diary,

I'm going steady

Mostly he's awesome

If a bit too "rock and roll"

Lately he's bumped off

Three of my classmates

God, have mercy on my soul

They were just seventeen

They still had room to grow

They could have turned out good

And now we'll never know
Hey Yo, Westerburg

**"Hey Yo, Westerburg"** is the eighteenth song of Act Two of the *Original Off-Broadway* version of *Heathers the Musical*. Hey Yo, Westerburg was not included on the Original Off-Broadway cast recording album.

*Previous*, Shine a Light (reprise).

*Next*, Kindergarten Boyfriend.

*There is no official lyric video for "Hey Yo, Westerburg."*

## *Original Off-Broadway* Lyrics

**[COMPANY]**

Woah--

**[H. MCNAMARA]**

Tomorrow night's the pep rally!

**[COMPANY]**

Woah--

**[H. MCNAMARA]**

Let's get psyched!

**[COMPANY]**

Hey yo, Westerburg

tell me what's that sound?

Here comes Westerburg

comin' to put you in the ground!

Go, go, Westerburg

give a great big yell...

Westerburg will knock you out

and send you straight to hell!

**[J.D.]**

I now know thee, thou clear spirit.

**[H. DUKE]**

That's from Moby Dick.

**[J.D.]**

I appreciate a well-read woman.

**[H. DUKE]**

What's in the envelope?

Oh crap.

**[J.D.]**

Just a tangible reminder that at around

age six, I'm guessing, you and Martha

Dunnstock were friends.

**[H. DUKE]**

Where'd you get these pictures?

Did Veronica give them to you?

What do you want? Money?

**[J.D.]**

A favor.

**[H. DUKE]**

No way.

**[J.D.]**

Oh, I really love this one of you and

Martha in the bathtub together.

**[H. DUKE]**

These photos are ancient history.

Nobody cares about the past.

Nobody cares about Martha Dumptruck.
Charissa Hogeland

Charissa Hogeland is a Musical Theater actress most recent credit was Broadway's “Frozen”, in which she understudied Elsa. Other credits include Veronica Sawyer in “Heather's” off-Broadway, Nicola in the first national tour of “Kinky Boots”, Sally Bowles in “Cabaret” at The Arden theater, & “Showboat” at Lincoln Center.
Beard Production Studios

**Beard Production Studios** (also known as **Beard Productions**) was a studio founded by Jimbo the Cheese and El Gringo. The studio was used to produce the original cut of The Justice of Light and Darkness

The studio was disolved in late 2012, after a year of inactivity. Nova Productions - founded by El Gringo took on all of Beard Productions outstanding projects.

## Founding

During production of JOLAD, it was decided by El Gringo and Jimbo the Cheese that the project should be handled by their own studio.

In JOLAD, Jimbo the Cheese's character, the Overseer, was supposed to sport a long, white beard. With Jimbo unable to grow a proper beard, and funding being very limited, Jimbo's cousin knitted from white wool a "beard" from him.

Owing to a combination the bright white material, the hooded cloak Jimbo wore while playing the character, and the glaring contrast of the white beard against Jimbo's natural brown hair, this beard was instantly the most notable thing about Jimbo, oft times the sole thing visible under the characters hood.

The comical apperance of Jimbo while wearing the beard was loved by the cast and crew, who took the beard as their symbol, and named their studio after it.

## End of Beard Productions

*More infomation is avalible at the The Justice of Light and Darkness (2010) page.*

Although JOLAD was succesfully released, the troubled production of the film resulted in unease among Beard Production's founders. Shortly after JOLAD's release, several founders left the studio. As such, the studio was unable to ever release another project.

Although plans for a sequel for JOLAD were drafted under the Beard Productions studio, nothing became of it. The situation worsened for the studio when in 2011, a great deal of their footage and data was destroyed in the Hard Drive Data End disaster.

In 2012, Jimbo the Cheese with the backing of El Gringo - the two remaining founders with any investment in the studio announced that Beard Productions was no more.
Paul Kelly

## History

Not much is said about Paul Kelly's past.

## Plot

#### Act One

Paul Kelly is initially introduced right before Big Fun as Kurt Kelly's bigoted father.

#### Act Two

After Kurt and Ram's alleged suicide, at their funeral, he starts giving a speech about how ashamed he is of Kurt, until Bill Sweeney chastises him for it and exposes the pair's former romance on a fishing trip six years previous.
Heather McNamara

"***If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching halves. That's very important.***"

## Relationships

### Friends

Heather Chandler
Heather Duke
Veronica Sawyer
Kurt Kelly
Ram Sweeney

## Portrayal

### Off-West End Revival

Teleri Hughes
Jasmine Beel
Katharine Pearson

### Second UK Tour

Billie Bowman

**Heather McNamara** is a senior at Westerburg High School. She is the head cheerleader and one of the titular Heathers.

## Plot

Act One
Act Two
## Relationships

### *Friends*

#### Heather Chandler

Chandler seemed to have more respect for McNamara than Heather Duke, and treated her better, doing things such as giving her rides to school. McNamara seemed to have cared about Chandler even after her death, as she objects to Duke taking Chandler's scrunchie when they're cleaning out her locker before Never Shut Up Again.

#### Heather Duke

Duke and McNamara's relationship is complicated. In the song "Beautiful", McNamara suggests Duke see a doctor about her bulimia, showing she has a little more sympathy for Duke than Chandler does. However, throughout the rest of the play, McNamara continues to ignore Duke and disregard Chandler's abuse against her. In Act 2, "Shine a Light (Reprise)" McNamara's suicidal thoughts take form as Duke other classmates, signifying that McNamara is now scared of Duke and the power she holds.

## Musical Numbers

### Original Off-Broadway Musical Numbers

* "Candy Store" – *H. Chandler, H. McNamara & H. Duke*
* "Big Fun" – *Ram, Kurt, Veronica, H. Chandler, H. McNamara, H. Duke, & Students*
* "Blue" – *Ram, Kurt, H. McNamara & H. Duke*
* "Hey Yo, Westerburg" † – *H. McNamara and Students*
* "Seventeen (reprise)" – *Veronica, Martha, H. McNamara, & Company*

### Original West End Musical Numbers

* "Candy Store" – *H. Chandler, H. McNamara & H. Duke*
* "Candy Store (reprise)" † – *H. Chandler, H. McNamara & H. Duke*
* "Big Fun" – *Ram, Kurt, Veronica, H. Chandler, H. McNamara, H. Duke & Company*
* "Hey Yo, Westerburg" † – *H. McNamara & Students*
* "Seventeen (reprise)" – *Veronica, Martha, H. McNamara, & Company*
Freeze Your Brain

## Lyric Video

* Off-Broadway
* West End

**"Freeze Your Brain"** is the fifth song of Act One of *Heathers the Musical*. In this song, Veronica Sawyer runs into J.D. at the local 7-11 before she heads to Ram Sweeney's party. J.D. begins to tell her why he finds comfort in a 7-11, while also revealing some of his past to her. Veronica also asks about J.D.’s mom which he then answers, “When mom was alive, we lived halfway normal…” which J.D. is letting Veronica a little into his personal life.

## Lyrics

**[J.D.]**

I’ve been through ten high schools

They start to get blurry

No point planting roots

Cause you’re gone in a hurry

My dad keeps two suitcases packed in the den

So it’s only a matter of when

I don’t learn the names

Don’t bother with faces

All I can trust is this concrete oasis

Seems every time I’m about to despair

There’s a 7/11 right there

Each store is the same from Las Vegas to Boston

Linoleum aisles that I love to get lost in

I pray at my alter of slush

Yeah, I live for that sweet frozen rush

Freeze your brain

Suck on that straw

Get lost in the pain

Happiness comes when everything numbs

Who needs cocaine?

Freeze your brain

Freeze your brain

Care for a hit?

**[VERONICA]**

Does your mommy know you eat all that crap?

**[J.D.]**

Not anymore

When mom was alive

We lived half way normal

Now it’s just me and my dad

We’re less formal

I learned to cook pasta

I learned to pay rent

Learned the world doesn’t owe you a cent

You’re planning your future

Veronica Sawyer

You’ll go to some college

And marry a lawyer

But the sky’s gonna hurt when it falls

So you’d better start building some walls

Freeze your brain

Swim in the ice

Get lost in the pain

Shut your eyes tight

‘Til you vanish from sight

Let nothing remain

Freeze your brain

Shatter your skull

Fight pain with more pain

Forget who you are

Unburden your load

Forget in six weeks

You’ll be back on the road

When the voice in your head

Says “You’re better off dead”

Don’t open a vein

Just freeze your brain

Freeze your brain

Go on and freeze your brain
New Wave Girl

## Plot

Act One
Act Two

* "Big Fun" – *Ram, Kurt, Veronica, H. Chandler, H. McNamara, H. Duke, & Students*
* "Veronica's Chandler Nightmare" † – *H. Chandler & Company*
* "The Me Inside of Me" – *H. Chandler, Veronica, J.D., Cops, Ms. Fleming & Company*
* "Blue (reprise)" † – *Ram, Kurt, H. Duke, & Students*
* "Our Love Is God" – *J.D., Veronica, Ram, Kurt, & Company*
* "Shine a Light" – *Ms. Fleming & Students*
* "Shine a Light (reprise)" – *H. Duke & Students*
* "Hey Yo, Westerburg" † – *H. McNamara and Students*
* "Meant to Be Yours" – *J.D. & Students*
* "Dead Girl Walking (reprise)" – *Veronica, J.D., Ms. Fleming, & Students*
* "Seventeen (reprise)" – *Veronica, Martha, H. McNamara, & Company*

### Original West End Musical Numbers

* "Fight for Me" – *Veronica & Company*
* "Big Fun" – *Ram, Kurt, Veronica, H. Chandler, H. McNamara, H. Duke & Company*
* "Veronica's Chandler Nightmare" † – *H. Chandler & Company*
* "The Me Inside of Me" – *Veronica, H. Chandler, Cops, Principal, Coach, Ms. Fleming, & Company*
* "Shine a Light" – *Ms. Fleming & Company*
* "Shine a Light (reprise)" – *H. Duke & Company*
* "Hey Yo, Westerburg" † – *H. McNamara & Students*
* "Meant to Be Yours" – *J.D. & Company*
* "Dead Girl Walking (reprise)" – *Veronica, J.D., Ms. Fleming, & Company*
* "Seventeen (reprise)" – *Veronica, Martha, H. McNamara, & Company*