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Pov:Kris

Localização:???

As criaturas avançam sobre Susie e eu, e entramos em modo de combate

Criatura 01,02,03: PELO GASTER

Rapidamente Susie e eu atacamos as criaturas, duas delas acabam fugindo

Criatura 01: ISSO QUE É LEALDADE PARA VOCÊS, FUGIREM DE UM PERIGO IMPONENTE? EU NÃO IREI DESISTIR, JAMAIS

A criatura não consegue atacar o dois que por sua vez espantaram o monstro

Monstro 01: RETIRO OQUE EU DISSE

Susie e Kris ganharam a batalha

Depois do ocorrido, eles seguem pelo caminho oposto o qual os monstros foram

Susie:Quem é esse tal de Gaster que falam tanto?

Não tinha uma resposta exata, enquanto nos indagavamos á isso, chegamos até um elevador, eu e Susie entramos no elevador e esperamos chegar até algum lugar

Susie:Eu deveria parar de bisbilhotar os lugares, e você deveria parar de cair de lugares, chegamos aqui por causa disso, nós dois temos culpa disso...

Concordava com Susie, eramos ambos culpados de estar ali, mais nada disso importa mais, porque o elevador abriu

Saimos do elevador e vamos direto a sala mais próxima, onde havia uma figura encapuzada esperando por nós

???:Então vocês chegaram, finalmente poderei-

Ele percebe que  já conheci á mim e Susie

???:Kris,Susie? Como chegaram aqui?

Era Ralsei, eu só tinha uma pergunta, como ELE tinha chegado alí

Susie:Como VOCÊ chegou aqui Ralsei?

Ralsei:Estava esperando por heróis novatos que podessem lutar contra Gaster, mais vocês chegaram, e vocês são muito fortes, então precisaremos lutar juntos para derrotar Gaster

Susie: QUEM É ESSE GASTER QUE TODO MUNDO FALA?

Ralsei:Bom, ele é o ser mais poderoso desse mundo, agora reformulado, e re-criado, ele ameaça esse mundo há séculos e-

Susie:Chega de baboseira, venha Kris, não temos tempo á perder

Eu e Susie adentramos o elevador

Susie:Temos que derrotar esse Gaster, se ele é um perigo para nós, teremos que fazer algo, ou podemos ficar parados e esperar nossa morte

Susie senta ao meu lado

Susie:Assim, teremos que fazer algo,Gaster não ira parar tão facil, alem disso, tenho que dizer algo, Kris, tem, eu sinto algo por você..

Susie se aproxima de meu rosto e-

## Transcrição Oficial

* **Spirit Fanfics:** https://www.spiritfanfiction.com/historia/deltarune-chapter-2-14962774/capitulo3
Corrente que nos prende/Transcrição

Pov:Kris

Localização:???

Tudo oque aconteceu anteriormente, me deixou um tanto quanto envergonhado, mais nada importa agora, pois sentado em uma cadeira, esta uma figura peculiar

???:Então vocês finalmente chegaram, chegaram depois de tantas reviravoltas, mais agora, a única coisa que importa é-

A figura taca varias criaturas com cara de esqueleto que soltavam raios pelas bocas(Gaster Blaster)

Eu e Susie desviamos dos raios, que destroem grande parte dos equipamentos da sala

???:Então vocês sobreviveram? Então deixe eu contar uma história

A figura prende eu e Susie na parede por duas barras de ferro

???:Tudo começou em um dia normal, estava trabalhando no laboratório real, até houve uma falha no sistema, para ir consertar o sistema eu fui para o-

Susie:VAI DIRETO AO PONTO

???:Ok, eu basicamente morri, retornei como um espirito, viajei por diversos mundos, cheguei neste mundo,criei um império gigante, fui derrotado pelos antigos guerreiros Delta, fui revivido, e agora vocês chegaram aqui, parece que terei minha vingança

A figura cria um Gaster Blaster e nos ataca, por um momento me senti morrendo, mais algo não me deixou morrer, uma força brilhou dentro de mim, uma força de *ÓDIO e RAIVA*

*KRIS: NÃO, EU NÃO DEIXAREI ISSO ACONTECER, NÃO AGORA, JAMAIS*

Ataco com todo meu ódio e raiva

???: Não deixarei isso acontecer agora, porque me chamo W.D Gaster e *NUNCA* desistirei

*KRIS: ENTÃO VOCÊ É O DESGRAÇADO DO GASTER*

Gaster:Então eu já recebi o sob-titulo de desgraçado? Interessante

Eu dou diversas facadas, a última atinge ele

Gaster: ....Impressionante, eu não consegui ganhar de você, parabêns pelos momentos de diversão

Gaster retira a faca de sua barriga e desaparece, delois de meu sentimento de raiva e ódio passar eu vou direto ao corpo caido de Susie

Kris:NÃO, ISSO NÃO PODE ACONTECER AGORA, EU ME RECUSO

Eu seguro o corpo caido de Susie até que-

Susie:Kris pode me largar? Isso já esta ficando constrangedor

Ao ver que Susie estava viva, abraço ela

Susie:KRIS, QUAL É O TEU PROBLEMA

Quase chorando eu falei

Kris:Eu não queria ver você morrer, você é uma pessoa muito boa, claro que as vezes você fica fora de controle, mais sei que você é uma boa pessoa

Por impulso eu acabo beijando ela, até que-

Ralsei:VOCÊS ESTÃO SE BEIJANDO!

## Transcrição Oficial

* **Spirit Fanfics:** https://www.spiritfanfiction.com/historia/deltarune-chapter-2-14962774/capitulo5
Deadly Doorway

### *Life has many doors, just as death holds many keys.*

When you cast this spell, you touch a doorway, gate, window, or other construction that serves as an opening between two locations. You can speak a word, phrase, or describe an action or activity that must be performed to secure safe passage through the door. The first creature that does not perform this safeguard while passing through the doorway must succeed a Charisma saving throw or take 5d10 necrotic damage and be paralyzed until the start of their next turn. A creature slain by this damage instantly withers into dust, leaving all of their clothing and possessions behind.

***At Higher Levels:*** When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 5th level or higher, the necrotic damage increases by 2d10 per spell slot level above 4th.
Noites Escuras sobre Nós/Transcrição

Pov:??

Localização: Desconhecida

???:Onde estou?

???:Porque me sinto tão estranho?

Monstro:Senhor Gaster, você não lembra de seus "ultimos" momentos?

Gaster:Como assim "ultimos"?

Monstro:Você esta vivo novamente, recriado,mais forte,mais sombrio, o senhor quer algo?

Gaster:Deixe que eu faça minhas coisas sozinho

\*Gaster vai lentamente ao computador\*

Gaster:" "Survey Program"?

Gaster:Isso parece..interessante

Pov:Kris

Localização:Casa de Toriel

Toriel:Kris! Acorde, se não vamos nos atrasar!

Kris acaba de acordar com uma cara de cansaço imensa de sono, sem vontade alguma de ir para a escola, mais tinha uma coisa, ele se sentia estranho, a noite passada, oque tinha acontecido mesmo? Deve ser aó coisa de sua mente

Toriel:venha Kris, não queremos nos atrasar

Kris entra no carro e chega na escola

Toriel:Até mais tarde minha criança

A aula passa, até chegar o intervalo

Susie:Kris! Me siga, eu achei algo um tanto quanto peculiar

Kris segue Susie até o lugar, o local tinha uma porta a qual se abriu

Susie:Que ca####as tem nessa porta

Kris vai olhar mais á fundo sobre oque tem atrás da porta e percebe que não tem chão

Susie:KRIS! \*Susie se joga lá dentro\*

## Transcrição Oficial

* **Spirit Fanfics:** https://www.spiritfanfiction.com/historia/deltarune-chapter-2-14962774/capitulo1
Magia Negra/Transcrição

Pov:Kris

Localização:???

Acordei sobre uma pilha de destroços, estava com dor sobre o corpo todo, talvez fosse porque cai sobre destroços, é uma possibilidade

Susie estava sumida, eu deveria procurar ela

Eu sigo por varios corredores estreitos até chegar em uma sala escura com varias mesas, aparentemente alguem estava sentado em uma das mesas, resolvi me aproximar

???:Então você é um deles?

Eu estava confuso, quem eram "Eles"?

???:Você conhece aquela menina roxa que passou por aqui com um machado?

Susie passou por aqui, isso é certo

???:Se quiser encontrar ela passou por aquela porta

Eu não tinha o que questionar, eu simplesmente fui em direção á porta,quando pisei no tapete que havia á frente da porta,abriu se um buraco debaixo de meus pés, que fez eu cair

???:A garota tambem acreditou que era um simples tapete, eu tambem acreditaria, se eu não fosse o criador dessa armadilha

Eu cai diretamente ao chão, fazendo um barulho gigantesco

Susie:KRIS, NÃO ME ASSUSTE ASSIM SEU---Como você chegou aqui?

Fiquei feliz de ter achado a Susie, pelo menos não estava mais sozinho

Susie:Levanta logo, se eu levantei, você pode levantar

Talvez Susie não fosse a pessoa mais legal do mundo,

Susie:Ok, deixa que eu te levanto

Susie me pegou pelo braço e me levantou

Susie:Por onde vamos agora?

Eu apontei á um caminho que tinha uma luz radiante aparecendo

Susie:Por alí? Você é estranho, mais eu vou por alí mesmo

Seguimos pelo caminho que levou á uma sala escura com vários monitores exibindo códigos, no meio havia um núcleo que cintilava a cor Verde

Susie:Mais que po-

Susie foi interrompida por uma voz

???:INVASORES!

## Transcrição Oficial

* **Spirit Fanfics:** https://www.spiritfanfiction.com/historia/deltarune-chapter-2-14962774/capitulo2
Corrente que nos prende

Capa do capítulo

**"Corrente que nos prende"**é o 5º capítulo postado de "*DeltaRune: Chapter 2*".

## Sinopse

Kris e Susie finalmente encontram-se com o causador de todos os eventos ocorridos.

## Transcrição

*Para uma transcrição completa do episódio, clique aqui.*

## Personagens

### Principais

* Kris
* Susie
* Gaster

## Notas do Capítulo

### Finais

Então foi isso, até o proximo capitulo,tchau
Um Mercenário deve fazer o que um Mercenário deve fazer

Capa do capítulo

**"Um Mercenário deve fazer o que um Mercenário deve fazer"** é o 8º capítulo postado de "*DeltaRune: Chapter 2*".

## Sinopse

Uma nova figura aparece durante a travessia do Abismo.

## Transcrição

*Para uma transcrição completa do episódio, clique aqui.*

## Personagens

### Principais

* Ralsei
* Lancer
* Hans

### Secundários

* Monstro Lagarto
* Gaster

## Notas do Capítulo

### Do Autor

Capítulo escrito por Iplayonfarm; Capa feita por Iplayonfarm
Detect Interference

### *The meddling of lesser beings cannot be allowed to continue.*

You cast your senses out into the universe, seeking to detect the magical emanations of other spell-casters, energies from beyond the Material Plane, or other eldritch powers. Whenever a creature within 300 feet casts a spell, you are aware of the level of the spell and the school of magic. You are aware of the starting and ending location of any teleportation within 200 feet of you. Whenever a creature that is not native to your current plane enters the range of this spell, you become aware of their plane of origin, general direction, and approximate distance.
Thiccnasti

thicc, also known as Ben, is one of 2hoes earlier members still active today, only being outlasted by the founding members and a small number of others, joining probably some time in april 2018, idk fam. despite being an insanely elderly 17 years old, he is a frequent gym-goer and a fan of jojo, evangelion and gurren lagann. none of that moe shit. along with vivi and rng, he is one of the five or so to ever use the voice chat. a super cool cat, he also has a 3 gb folder of cursed images on his hard drive, and is more than willing to post them and other dank and spicy memes. it is also known that he has supreme taste in best girl, choosing yuyuko as his waifu. he currently holds the position of mod.
Resonance

### *Stone was once no different from the dirt around it, and simply waits to be reminded of that fact.*

You sing to the inherent order within the ground around you. While you maintain concentration on this spell, you can use an action to disrupt that order. Choose a 10-foot cube within range. Creatures and objects within that square must make a Dexterity saving throw. If they fail, they sink into the ground as it softens and re-hardens, becoming restrained for as long as you maintain concentration. Each round, the target can make a Strength saving throw, ending the effect on a success. Until the spell ends you can repeat this process, choosing a different 10-foot cube each time.
Lunarians

fuck lunarians i want to kill them more than yoki, everytime i go to toilet i think about how i want to piss all over them and make them eat shit. I hate them with the intensity of a thousand thousand blazing suns. The entirety of human language cannot begin to express my disdain for them, the sniveling worms, grunting apes, whining dogs. They've insulted, demeaned, and outright mocked forces beyond their comprehension, and an end shall soon be upon them. As we speak, the legions of Hades come against the lunarians, there will be no mercy, no recompense, and no respite, for their transgressions are beyond forgiveness, and they will answer for them. Eternal torment and woe be upon them, lowliest of fools, weakest of men, dirtiest of filth, for oblivion's embrace is beyond them.

oh yea fuck youkai too some of them do be pretty chill tho :flushed:
DeltaRune: Chapter 2

**DeltaRune: Chapter 2** é uma Fanfiction brasileira criada pelos usuários IrizuEziric e Iplayonfarm. Foi lançada em 24 de Novembro de 2018, no site Spirit Fanfics. Atualmente, a série conta com 10 episódios finalizados.
A série envolve acontecimentos após o capítulo 1, onde Kris e Susie descobrem uma passagem atrás da escola, que leva-os a uma aventura diferente.

Halsei, Lancer e Gaster são outros personagens que já apareceram na serie, além de Hans, um novo personagem, e outros monstros canônicos ao jogo original.

## Recepção

Esta Fanfic está classificada nos Gêneros: Ação, Aventura, Romance e Novela e Shoujo (Romântico). A série teve bastante repercussão e marcação como favorita no site principal onde é publicada, tendo no total 200 visualizações e 4.998 palavras contidas. Através do Spirit, mostra uma linhagem alternativa de um jogo favorito de muitos, o original DeltaRune. Os criadores têm planos para a série, que serão revelados em breve.

## Links Externos

Esta mesma Fanfiction, ou algum outro material relacionado com a mesma, também poderá ser encontrado nos seguintes Sites.

* **Spirit Fanfics:** TBA
Abismo do silêncio

## Guia de Sucessão

### Próximo

Um Mercenário deve fazer o que um Mercenário deve fazer

**"Abismo do silêncio"** é o 7º capítulo postado de "*DeltaRune: Chapter 2*".

## Sinopse

Ralsei decide explorar mais o castelo real após encontrar um suspeito bilhete.

## Transcrição

*Para uma transcrição completa do episódio, clique aqui.*

## Personagens

### Principais

* Ralsei
* Lancer

### Secundários

* Gaster
* Homem Desconhecido

## Notas do Capítulo

### Finais

Pronto, demorei para terminar, mais terminei, até o próximo cápitulo, tchau
Assassin's Promise

### *The price has been paid. The contract is made. The night falls, and so rises the blade.*

You whisper a dark oath to a humanoid creature within range, promising their death. Whenever you inflict damage to the target, you can choose to place a later of a shadowy curse upon them. If the target dies before the end of the duration, you recover hit points equal to the number of layers you've applied to the target, and you gain a number of gold pieces equal to the sum of the target's ability score modifiers. If the creature still lives at the end of the duration, and the curse has not been removed using a *remove curse* spell or similat magic, the target takes 1d6 psychic damage for each layer applied. If you are dead, the target takes twice as much psychic damage and gains a level of exhaustion. The target is aware of the curse's effect.
Xbox One

Jälleen aika whatever Microsoftin tekele, jossa sentään paranneltu ohjain ja hyvät taaksepäin yhteensopivuudet.

* *Battletoads*: Mätkinnältään alkuperäistäkin peliä köyhempi kiitos mm. torjuvien vastustajien ja epäselvän graffan. Muuten peli onkin liiankin uskollinen edeltäjilleen hajottavien hilavitkutinkikkailuosioidensa kanssa. Huumori ei ole hyvää mutta ei ainakaan hajottavan huonoakaan. Tämä IP:n olisi pitänyt jättää ikuisesti hautaan, toivottavasti tämä osa asian takaa.
Dark Lightning

### *Authority is the manifestation of power over another, and power is the expression of one’s will upon the world.*

You thrust out your hands, unleashing a deadly coil of lightning infused with wrathful hate towards a creature you can see within range. The target must make a Constitution saving throw. If they fail, they take 2d8 lightning damage. If the target is below their maximum hit points, the lightning forks to another creature of your choosing within 10 feet of the target. This new target must make their own Constitution saving throw, taking 2d8 lightning damage if they fail. This process can repeat up to three times, and the same target cannot be affected twice. If a target succeeds on their saving throw and is below their maximum hit points, they take 1d8 necrotic damage instead.

***At Higher Levels:*** When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 3rd level or higher, either the lightning or necrotic damage (your choice) increases by 1d8 per slot level above 2nd.
Dissociative Edge

### *Formerly claimed she'd never touched him. She was truthful. Technically.*

When you cast this spell, your weapon hums with violent energy. The first time you make a melee weapon attack before the end of your current turn, a scything blade of force launches forth from your weapon. Each creature within a line 5 feet wide and 30 feet long must make a Dexterity saving throw, starting from the creature closest to you. The first creature that fails takes 2d8 force damage and suffers damage and effects as though you had hit them with a successful attack using that weapon.

***At Higher Levels:*** When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 3rd level or higher, the force damage increases by 1d8 per slot level above 2nd.
Eth

Eth, or Ethan, is as of writing this a moderator who is a toxic asshole who gets held back by the nicest person in the world.

He posts shitty reposts of memes and never has anything original to do or say. His toxicity knows no bounds, as he has managed to bully an admin out of the server. A fan of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and a total faggot, almost nobody is safe. He is also a fucking nerd, which makes him a total loser and he always gets his lunch money taken away.

Three important facts about Eth:

1. He can and will most likely bully you
2. He is probably one of the ~~least~~ **most** liked members on the server
3. Karen took the kids please give them back
4. He can't count past the number two
2hoes Wiki

Welcome to the fucking 2 hoes wiki, 2 hoes is a discord server founded in may 2018 for Touhou shitposting that has somehow evolved into its own weird thing. Hopefully here we can keep track of all the server lore that has accumulated, because oh boy, there is a lot of stuff.

If you see this, it means your java fucked up, or you are on fucking mobile..
Seagull

Seagull is the creator of the 2hoes Thot Branch. Despite being underage as a ripe 15 year old woman, she famously has the cocks of Kuuhaku and RNGesus on a leash. Although a Frenchwoman, she is known in voice call circles for having a deep British accent. Seagull is also notable for being the sister of Evan. Through observation, it is simple to conclude Seagull's hobbies are as follows:

1. Changing her nickname every other day.
2. Changing her profile picture once a week.
3. Masturbation.
4. Projecting, and claiming Popple is indeed the masturbator.

Seagull's relationship status is taken, although no one seems to know who her elusive boyfriend is or what his name is. Furthermore, Seagull keeps herself open for lewding, and does not hold back from being a lewd.
Veevyo

"Eeeeeeeeeh? Nani desu kaaaaaaaa?" -Veevyo, 2018

Veevyo, also known commonly Vivi, Viiv or Vivianne, is a rare specimen of libertarian trap who used to be Evan's wife

before she left, taking the children she had with him and finding another trap by the name of Tristan. This neet enjoys dwelling in the deep caverns of her parents' basement, but has also been seen active in the voice channel, so rarely used by the 2hoes community.

Physical description: Unknown, possibly small, rumored to have a feminine penis

Common observed behaviors: Activity on the 2hoes server (due to the lack of a life), bullying Evan into submission, repeating of the sentence "uwu"

It is not recommended to be exposed to Veevyo for large amounts of time, as she might turn you gay and/or have the F.B.I. pay you a visit. If one feels overwhelmed by her gayness or her facts and logic, calling her a trap (which she is) might be the best tactic against her.
Cringus pasta

Cringus is a cunt who pretends he cares about people when he's just an insensitive prick who plays with my depression. I'm fragile and it feels like he takes joy in smashing me and putting me back together. And then making fun of me about how easy it was. He acts like all I am is a stupid whore when I just want to be wholesome for once. I understand him giving up on me, but actively trying to make it worse?
Eva(n)

Evan is a Cirno-roleplaying innocent shota. The quintessential "little brother" of 2hoes, he refuses to listen to or even allow himself to think lewd thoughts, as far as we can observe. Despite his elderly age, clocking in at 14 years old (as of December 2, 2018), he fights to keep himself young by staying pure. Although this seems like it could be negative at first, Evan's sweet, innocent nature is sure to endure himself to both new and archaic members of the server.
Arcade

Kaduttaa niin helvetisti, etten pelanut kakarana enemmän kolikkopelejä, kun niitä vielä oli Suomessakin jonkin verran enkä ollut sosiaalisen ahdistuksen syövereissä. Onneksi emulointi on antanut mahdollisuuden tutustua paremmin tähän maailman parhaaseen alustaan. MAMEn massiiviset huijausvalikoimat ja pelien lyhyys tarkoittavat, ettei näitä ole juuri tarvinnut jättää kesken.

Neo Geo -peleistä pelaamisen arvoisia verrattuna pelattuihin on 48/154, pelien yhteisarvosana on 332.

Arcade A-G

Arcade H-R

Arcade S-Z
'Piece

'Piece, is literally an autistic Clownpiece tryhard who was invited by Vinnie a few weeks before he got banned, unknowing Vinnie was a raiding type of guy but knew very well of his relationship with Ho Chi Meme, but glad he found the server, which is two of 'Pieces favorite things: Touhou and shitposting.

'Piece believes literally every other character in Touhou is irrelevant (most of that isn't really true). Hates hates Cirno with a burning passion, calls her "the worst fairy to ever exist" and that "her knowledge of math doesn't make up for her shit danmaku skills". He believes all communists should be dropped off a helicopter straight into a pit full of ape Cirno fans.

Other than Touhou, 'Piece's interests also include military technology and weaponry, such as tanks, helicopters, and fighter jets. As a result he plays a game called "War Thunder" every day.

'Piece also believes Lunarians, or as he calls them, "moon niggers", should be culled and Junko should've finished what she started. Because of this he has a server rivalry with Chang'e.

Believes that Clownpiece is not a loli but should never be lewded under **ANY** condition.
Delphi

Delphi is an entity from the void who lurks around discord, searching for food and potential followers

## History

Delphi has been wandering across discord since around mid 2017. Where some french weeb who pretended to be a girl invited him on a weeb ass discord server. Delphi had never actually understood how to use discord even tho he did already have an account.

Even tho the server only had around 10 users, it was extremly active, and trought the interactions with french weebs Delphi learned how to use discord.

Delphi then tried to create his own small gang on his own server called dimension-0, but since the server only had a few member from the original weeb french server, the server was dead before it was born.

m̵̨̝̻͙̟̫̞̩̈́͜ȉ̸̮̺̿͆͗ş̴̤̖͕̰̤̫̲̔̓̉͐͒͑̃́̚s̴̗̞̟͐͑ḭ̴̬̼̰͉͚͔̇̓n̸̡̨͔̺͔̩̗͇̠͚̈̈̃̿͛̍͌̇̚͠g̷̘̞͎̥͈̰̓ ̸̮͍̇͌̈̔̃͋̌̌̇̈́d̴̨̠͔̥̀̌̂̀͆̓͠͠͝ả̸̢̡̮͚͕̯̹̔̀͗̿̃t̸̨̹̠͊̓̑ȧ̴̘͙͓

Delphi found a server called, Gate of Autism, were he met a bunch of great lad, which he made a new server with, called Hell. Hell was his most succesful server until now, a large amount of professional autist joined his server, but most left out of lack of interrest in the server. Most of the members who stayed until the server's death had a relative influence on the rest of Delphi's journey and ''community'', such as NekoAura.
Founding Members

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The ninth of may, 2018. Delphi, Vorer of world, and Cringus Maximus, overlord of lolis and god of memes, unite their power and form 2hoes out of the remnants of a failed Gmod server. from this point forward the world would never be the same. in addition to the few people who stuck around after conversion, four other members joined the panthion: F0k off, grand wizard; Popple, god of anime tiddies, Deadmeme, snack of the vampire, and Emerald Severwill, the unspeaking.

## Other notable early members

within the first little while the server was up, there where a few more joins that would shape it's current enviroment, includeing Seagull, Chang'e and Max (who has since left).

## Wait can I be chill?

yes. yes you can. Eva(n) joined 2 hoes knowing nothing about touhou and is now a Cirno rper and a mod. this is our power. join us. one of us. one of us. one of us.
Vinnie

da SIGNATURE PFP

Vinnie (Vinnie Industries actually) is a is a boi. and a real 2hoes patriot who likes to be kinky lewd horny and french kiss a lot. Is a Touhou fan but has no knowledge of all da deep lore unlike Cringus. Loves all Touhou characters and hates anyone who doesn't. Got involved in some drama between Cringus and RNG. Was banned for 3 months for raiding the server (that's what they all say). I guess that's uhh it?
2hoes thot branch

A very obscure sub channel that only a few people, 5 to be exact, are in. The main premise of this channel is mainly to lewd Seagull, and generally be horny cunts. The five current members are: Seagull (It's creator), Kuuhaku (One of two of Seagull's onii-chans), RNGesus (Seagull's other onii-chan), Argent (who somehow has the power of a mod without being one), and Pecfex (Just being a cute horny birb).
RNGesus

RNGesus, the Touhou Elitist who apparently hates most things that aren't Touhou related (even though that isn't true). He believes in the exsistance of Gensokyo and nothing has or will waver his believe in it. A likely traumatized soldier of negativity, he has been called the most negative person in the entire channel. He goes by many nicknames. The embodiment of sexual dissatisfaction(given by Seagull), nigger(given by f0k),  Toxic Tryhard(given by random he fights in games to anger him), cunt(given to him in the moon to). Despite his general angry attitude and his negative outlook on life, multiple people seem to like him, to his surprise.

He is also on of the founding members of the 2hoes thot branch and is the only person outta the few that lives in the west in this obscure sub-discord channel
Parhaat ja Paskat 2023

-American Girl: Julie Finds a Way

-Angelique (kunniamaininta koska en osannut varsinaisesti pelata sitä)

-The Fool and his Money

The (worst) rest:

-Wipeout Fusion

1. Hearthstone

2. Holocure: Save the Fans

3. Fool and his Money

4. Mischief Makers

5. Bulk Slash

Petri:

Parsa: Legend of Zelda - Tears of the Kingdom

Paska: Hercule Purjot -pelit

Tomas:
Hyvät: Spelunky 2

1. The Legend of Heroes: Trails into Reverie

2. The Legend of Nayuta: Boundless Trails

3. G-Darius HD

4. Lethal League Blaze

5. Returnal

Marat:

1. Katolisen kirkon raiskarit eli Saints Row

1. Harvest Moon - Winds of Anthos

2. Asian Dynamite

3. The Case of the Golden Idol

4. Galaxy Angel II - Zettairyouiki no Tobira

5. Arcade Spirits

Tyly Paska:

1. Fire Emblem N-Gage

2. Full Metal Daemon MuraMara

3. Black Mess - Blue Shit

4. Space Quest 6 - The Anal Frontier

5. Aconkakka

Pelaamatta Paskin:

Hogwarts Legacy
Tentacles

Tentacles are parasitic beings from another dimension, typically summoned for lewd acts.

## Anatomy

Your typical Tentacle is about 3 feet long, and 4-6 inches wide at the base. the end of a Tentacle contains an orifice designed for laying it's eggs. A Tentacle typically survives by soaking up the nutrients in it's environment.

## Life Cycle

A Tentacle begins it's life in a egg, approximately a one inch diameter sphere surrounded by a thick, almost mucus like substance, that is deposited into a suitable part of a host organism for it to incubate. within 3-5 hours, the Tentacles within the egg will have matured enough to hatch, and will usually do within the host itself. once the host has given birth to the ~5-10 tentacles that hatched from the egg, it will usually take the Tentacles 24 hours to reach maturity. during this time, the tentacles are mostly harmless. A mature tentacle is capable of asexual reproduction, but requires a host to lay the eggs, and will seek one aggressively.

## Summoning Tentacles

Most magicians and mages capable of using magic have the potential to summon Tentacles from their home plane. Doing so will root the Tentacles to a chosen part of the summoner's body and give them complete control over the Tentacles. These Tentacles can be banished at will, but all residue (mucus, cut off bits, eggs) will be left behind.

## Tentacle Mothers

Under certain circumstances, it is possible for all the tentacles from one egg to recombine into another being known as a Tentacle mother. these are smarter than a normal Tentacle and often care for newborn Tentacles within there vicinity. other than this, not much is known about them.
Misc lore

* Canadian semen is actually maple syrup
* Junko and Chang'e are sisters
* Remilia and Flan are french
* Chang'e's Mother is one of the three fairies of light
* the reason no one knows what kind of youkai Rumia is is because she's actually a Wendigo
* Chang'e's father is the fortune teller
* the fortune teller survived his run in with Reimu by fleeing no a Nazi bunker in Argentina
* Chang'e's son is Cringus
* Devon does not exist
* thiccnasti is chang'e's brother
GOTY 2016

* Aleksi

Parhaat:

1. Pokémon Sun/Moon
2. Overcooked
3. Guilty Gear Xrd Revelator

Tuubin:

1. No Man's Buy (Sky)

* JP

Parhaat:

1. Dishonored 2
2. Final Fantasy XV
3. Sleeping Dogs Definitive Edition

Ribbein:

1. Metal Gear Solid V
2. No Man's Buy (Sky)
3. Just Cause 3

* Tuomas

Parhaat:

1. Titanfall 2
2. Overwatch
3. Forza Horizon 3

Paskin:

1. Street Fighter V

* Sebu

Parhaat:

1. Zintrick
2. Photo Dojo
3. Code Name S.T.E.A.M.

Ulosteisin:

1. Fire Emblem Fates Birthright
2. Fire Emblem Fates Conquest
3. Fire Emblem Fates Revelation

* Voittajat
	+ Paras: Pokémon Son/Muun
	+ Huonoin: No Man's Buy
Gu-na

## subject #**:304**

**Description First sighted on 07/02/2001** by a group of 6 near [DATA EXPUNGED].

**07/04/2004**

the sightings continued **near the town of** ██████████.

09/24/2006

locals have reported sightings of subject #**:304 near the entrance of the abandoned mall.**

**09/25/2006**

subject #**:304 seems to be enticed by the show** █████████████

**4/22/2015**

subject #**:304** seems to be extremely into Japanese merchandise. the subject has found out about the app Pictophile

 07/12/2015

the subject seems to be entering the final stages of grand weeb. the subject has since then been turned into A degenerate. the subject has then reached 50 followers on pictophile

 02/04/2018

subject #**:304 has evolved into degenerate prime.**

06/15/2019

the subject has taken a liking to goat cheese.

08/18/2019

the subject has realized that having only one waifu is lame so subject #**:304 now has 7.**

06/20/2020

the subject has taken a liking to talenti coffee cookie crumble.
Forget

### *Sometimes, one just doesn’t want to think about it.*

You temporarily suppress a memory, sealing it away from your mind. You can choose either one period of time, a single person, group, or activity, or any other singular thing, such as a plan or proficiency in a single skill. Any creature other than you attempting to access this memory via magic or other means must make a Wisdom saving throw. If they succeed, this spell ends. When the spell ends, the memory returns and springs to your mind, fresh and vivid.
HypeYamat Wiki

## Hypeyämät

Hypeyämät-wiki on tarkoitettu vuonna 2010-2018 toimineen Helsingin yliopiston pelaajien toiminnan arkistointiin ja sen jämien wikiprojektien jatkamiseen.

## Sisältö

Hypen tapahtumahistoria

Tuomaksen arvostelut

SAES

MAME-projekti

MUGEN-projekti

Yämä-jämät

Hypen tähti-/novahetket

Hype-sitaatit

Vuoden parhaat ja huonoimmat

Helmet ja Paskat
Mac

Pelialustana aika surkuhupaisa, mutta jotkin vanhat exclusivet ovat hupaisia. Lähinnä itsellä on alustasta kokemusta siinä, kun kakarana pelailin äitipuoleni työkoneella.

* Oregon Trail: Toimiva, muttei juuri muuna kuin kuriositeettina viihdyttävä pilipaleilu. Perhaps same the same could be said of all edutaintment titles. Tosin peli ei genrestään huolimatta ole järin opettavainen aihepiiristään; ehkä yhdysvaltalaiskakaroille ei ole kehdattu kertoa liikaa uudisraivauksen likaisia yksityiskohtia. Kulttistatus on varmaan myös aika U.S.A. -faktorilähtöistä ja siten epäansaittua.

* *Prince of Persia*: Uraauurtava ja arabiteemaltaan sekä joltain osioiltaan siisti, mutta melko hullu, etenkin kiitos Monster Hunter-tason jäykkien ohjausten. Aikarajamekaniikka on mielenkiintoinen, mutta turha, koska se on onneksi hyvin helppo kiertää.
1001 Video Games You Must Play Before You Live

1. F-Zero GX: One of the best of the best of the best of futuristic racing games, known for its very hard difficulty...but the hell which you think awaits is actually only placed on the expert and master difficulty on the Grand Prix, and likewise on the story mode. Casual players can absolutely enjoy the standard difficulty!
GOAT/GOATSE

Ihmiset äänestivät Hypen vikassa tapaamisessa historian parhaat ja hajottavimmat videopelit.

1. F-Zero GX

2. Viper CTR

3. Karian Cross

4. KOF 98: Ultimate Match

5. Metal Slug - Super Vehicle 001

Paksa:

1. Radiata Stories

2. Xenoblade Chronicles X

3. Wii U:n BotW

4. Sokoban

5. Mr. Jong

1. Hengband

2. F-Zero GX

3. Worms 2

4. Heroes of Might and Magic III

5. Touhou 9

Paksa:

1. Hearthstone

1. Ultimate Mortal Kombat III

2. Killer 7

3. Hotline Miami

4. Dungeon Master

5. Xenon II

Hajottavimmat:

1. ModNation Racers

2. Olé (MSX)

3. Magician (Amiga)

4. Assassin's Creed III

5. The Entity (PC)

**Tomás**

Best (aakkosjärjestyksessä):

- Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn

- La-Mulana

- Street Fighter III: Third Strike

- Super Street Fighter II X: Grand Master Challenge

- The Legend of Heroes VII: Ao no Kiseki

Worst:

- Tetris: The Grand Master

**Tuomas**

Paras:

1. Gunstar Heroes

2. Ys VIII

3. Burnout 3

4. Ikaruga

5. KoF 98 UM

Paska:

1. Awesome Possum

2. Gran Turismo 5

3. Street Fighter X Tekken

4. Burnout Paradise

**Riku**

Hartainta:

1. Axelay, SNES

2. Mega Man 4, NES

3. Super Castlevania IV, SNES

4. Breath of Fire II, SNES

5. Rainbow Islands, Amiga 500

Hajottavinta:

1. Lords of Chaos, Amiga 500

2. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Amiga 500 (toimintapeli)

3. Super R-Type, SNES

4. Adventures of Lolo -trilogia, NES

5. Andro Dunos, Neo Geo MVS/AES

**Miika**

Suosikit:

1. Souls-sarja (Demon's Souls, Dark Souls)

2. Xcom : Enemy Unknown

3. Metroid Prime 1

4. Dwarf Fortress

5. Borderlands 1/2

Hajottavimmat:

1. DayZ

2. Sonic R

3. Wii Music

4. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare III

5. Pokemon Colosseum

Valitut

GOAT:

* F-Zero GX

GOATSE:

* Gran Turismo 5
Sarjisideat

Tänne ideoita mahdollisille tuleville Hypen jämien sarjisprojekteille.

1. Kronts (Gantz-parodia, esim. historian tai populaarikulttuurin henkilöillä?)
2. Länkkäri (Yksi harvoista käyttämättömistä kliseistä. Furry-versio superior?)
3. Joku absurdi-mechayhdistelmänahistelu?
4. Joku 2000 AD-kop...eikun kunnianosoitus!
5. Kauhu(komedia)?
6. Aikamatkailuperseily
7. Joku kapiaisille ja haukoille kuittaileva sotajuttu a la Dr. Strangelove (Nimeksi esim. Anti-Military March)
8. Sci-fiperseily, ehkä yhdistettynä ylläolevaan, tyyliin "tylsistyneet superalienit järjestävät eri planeettasysteemien välisiä tosi-TV-sotia, joiden lopuksi maailmankaikkeus räjähtää)
9. (Maailmanmatkaus)Rallisarjis! Tähänkin saa hyvin muita genrejä!
10. Godzilla-parodia
Android

Sekä käyttöliittymältään että etenkin kuluttajaystävällisyydeltään melkoisen ala-arvoinen pelialusta. Tekeleet, milloin ne edes suostuvat toimimaan, eivät toistaiseksi ole vakuuttaneet minua laadullaan, myöskään...

* Fire Emblem Heroes: Köyhän miehen Fire Emblemiä emopelejä pinnallisemmalla kaikella ja olemattomalla tasapainotuksella. Sentään ilmaispelauselementit eivät ole niin kusetuksenomaisia kuin olisi mahdollista ja vanhojen pelien naamojen päivitys nykyaikaan ääninäyttelyineen on ihan hupaisaa.

* *Harvest Moon - Seeds of Memories*: Turhan vähäsisältöinen, pinnallinen ja graafisesti kämäinen pilipaliversio Natsumen HM:istä, sentään passelilla aikaansaannoksien palkitsemismekaniikalta. Ei myöskään ole free to pay, joka on vain hyvä asia.

* King of Fighters - All Star, The: Esteettisesti jees mutta pelattavuudeltaan tasapaksu mätkintä-gacha, jonka hahmonkehityssysteemi on myös liian rönsyilevä.

* Metal Slug Attack: Lähes kaikin puolin paranneltu versio edeltäjästään. Uudet hahmot ja yksiköt ovat jees ja mahdollisuus ostaa taikka arpoa uusia yksikköjä samaten. Palettimuunnellut yksiköiden määrän olisi voinut jättää huomattavasti vähemmälle, etenkin kun esimerkiksi yhdysvaltalaisurheilijatiimi on -- kiitti ihan vatusti -- taas vaihteen vuoksi leikattu!
* Metal Slug Defense: Estetiikaltaan totta kai mainio lineaarinen yksiköiden synnytystehtailupeli, jossa sentään pari hauskaa lisämekaniikkaa sekä vaihteeksi hupaisan kömpelö käännös. Tekninen toteutus on kuitenkin kämäistä ja naamalle läntättävät mainokset hajottavat. (Tosin osa ongelmista johtuu varmaankin siitä, että pelin jatko-osan takia on sen tukeminen jätetty vähälle ja jäisyyksissäni sekoitin tekeleet lataamisen yhteydessä). Paras puoli onkin siis American Sports Team.

* Tower Bloxx: Todella pinnallinen mutta sinänsä viihdyttävä ja omaperäinen ajoitusfysiikkakikkailu.
Playstation Vita

Raudaltaan hyvä, kirjastoltaan huono kannettava. On harmi, että Sony heitti alustan bussin alle, koska sillä oli potentiaalia kunnon seuraajaksi PSP:lle.

* *Corpse Party - Book of Shadows*: Tylsä ja epäomintakeinen kauhu-VN, jota on höystetty hajottavalla ADV -pakkopullahaahuilulla.

* *Danganronpa Another Episode - Ultra Despair Girls*: Aivan liikaa Danganronpamaisen paskoja juoniosioita sisältävä ja pelattavuudeltaan kömpelö TPS. Tokon hanurikipeä vaahtoaminen ja oikeutettu Togami-onanointi kannusti minua kuitenkin pelaamaan, kunnes peli kaatui kolmen kuppaisen ja seivikohdattoman osion kombon päätteeksi. Ainakin parempi kuin Danganronpa 2.
* Danganronpa - Trigger Happy Havoc: Juoneltaan ja tapahtumiltaan taattua "Siistiä? Noloa?" -menoa sisältävä köyhän miehen Phoenix Wright. Animekliseet ynnä lukuisat överiksi vedetyt eli ärsyttävät hahmot eivät todellakaan toimi kauhuelementtien ja prameilevan psykologiajauhannan kanssa. Väittelyosioiden viihdyttävyys ja hyvä estetiikka kuitenkin kannustavat jaksamaan loppuun, joka on yllättäen epätyydyttävä ihanan kornia finaaliargumenttia lukuun ottamatta. Läpipeluuarvoa antavat esine- ja unlockkauselementit ovat plussaa, mutta niistä huolimatta ei peliä kyllä jaksa pelata yhtä kertaa enempää.
* Danganronpa 2 - Goodbye Despair: Hyvästit epätoivolle? You lie, sillä tämä peli on edeltäjästään aivan sikana kierrättävä, pelattavuudeltaan kuppaantunut, hermoja raastavan hahmokatraan omaava ja juoneltaan typerryttävän typerä kasa kakkaa. Sen paras puoli onkin oikeasti hyviin peleihin, kuten Trio the Punch ja Zombie Nation, tehdyt viittaukset...

* *Gravity Rush*: Toimintaseikkailu, jonka pilaa aksönin kömpelyys ja ympäristöjen ynnä vihollisten äärimmäinen tylsyys. Karsea kamera, kontrollit ja lock-onin puute kusevat koko muun pelin ohella myös sen ainoan omintakeisemman puolen, eli painovoiman säätelyn. Koko tarina tuntuu pelkältä filleriltä ja juoniosiot ovat näyttävyydestään huolimatta silkkaa tuubaa sisällöltään. Ainoa tekeleen oikeasti hyvä puoli on päähenkilö, joka on mahtava sekoitus synkistelyä sekä bimboutta ja on kaiken päälle gangurohtava!
Amiga

Hieman C-64:mäinen alusta, eli kulttimaine on aika kyseenalainen kirjaston ja tekniset tekijät huomioiden. Sentään monet pelit ovat parempia kuin niiden DOS-versiot. Valtaosa alustan tarjoamasta viihteestä onkin nykyään lähinnä kuso-huumoriarvoa...

* Dangerous Streets: "VERSUS!" Kaikin puolin kammottava ja juuri siksi huvittava mättöpeli, etenkin pelattavuuden puolesta.

* Spitting Image: Sekä pelattavuudeltaan että graffoiltaan huvittavan kammottava tappelupeli. Kyllä tätä ennemmin pelaa kuin useita muita lisenssimätistyksiä!

* Turboraketti II: Palikkamainen mutta varmaankin melko uraauurtava luolalentely.
Virtual Boy

Nintendon el fiasco on varsin epänautittava ilman kamalaa oikeaa rautaakin. Ainakin idea oli omintakeinen...mutta niin oli Wii U:ssakin.

Kirjastosta pelaamisen arvoisia verrattuna pelattuihin on 0/14.

* 3D Tetris: Welltristä rumemmilla graffoilla. Ainakin antromorfiset palikat ovat ihan hauskoja.

* Galactic Pinball: 4 rullaamatonta pikkupöytää huonolla kamerakulmalla ja hirveillä fysiikoilla.
* Golf: Ulkoasultaan persoonaton golfpeli, jossa hieman tavallista kattavampi mutta myös kömpelömpi lyöntitapa.

* *Insane Mouse Mansion*: Suht uniikki mutta myös hyvin huono FPS-tyrmänkaluamisräiskintä, missä toisesta ristiohjaimesta liikutetaan hahmoa ja toisesta tähtäintä. Tarkoituksena on haahuilla pitkin käytäviä ja tappaa mörköjä aikamoisen tiukoilla aikarajoilla. Tämä yhdistettynä kömpelöihin ohjauksiin tekee vaikeusasteesta aika kilipäisen.

* *Jack Bros.*: Ei valitettavasti ihan Jack Shit, mutta silti putkimaisten ympäristöjensä ja pinnallisuudensa takia monotoninen kaksoisristiohjainräiskintä.

* Mario Clash: Jonkinlainen henkinen jatkaja Mario Bros.:lle, jossa hyöritään rullaamattomissa kentissä ja nakkaillaan kilpiä vihollisia päin. Pääinnovaationa on, että pelitasoja on kaksi ja joitakin vihollisia pitää sivutuupata kilpikonnia syvyyssuunnassa nakkaamalla. Peli viihdyttää muutaman minuutin ja sitten kyllästyminen iskee, kun enemmän räveltämistä vaativia vihollisia ruvetaan viljelemään urakalla.
* Mario's Tennis: Graffoiltaan hyvä ja pelattavuudeltaan kasuaali mutta myös mielikuvitukseton normitennis.

* Nester's Funky Bowling: Aikamoisen paljon League Bowlingia muistuttava keilailupeli huonommilla fysiikoilla ja estetiikalla. Ainakin välianimaatiot ovat OK.

* *Red Alarm*: Kolmannen persoonan vektoriavaruusräiskintä, jonka pelattavuus on aika mitäänsanomatonta ehkä puolivapaata liikkumista lukuun ottamatta. Kuolema heittää ruudun alkuun, mikä on sekin graffojen ohella turhan retroa.

* *Space Squash*: Pinnallinen ja epäselvähkö 3D-Pong-väännös sentään lukuisilla erilaisilla vihollishahmoilla.

* *Teleroboxer*: Ohjauksiltaan hankala ja mekaniikoiltaan tylsä ensimmäisen persoonan nyrkkeilypeli sentään jotenkuten persoonallisilla robottihahmoilla.

* *Vertical Force*: Esillepanoltaan tylsä avaruusräiskintä korkeudenmuutosmahdollisuudella ja tavallista monipuolisemmilla sivualusmekaniikoilla. Kaksi eri päällekkäistä pelialuetta yhdistettynä 3D-onanointiroinaan tekee menosta paikoin varsin epäselvää.
* Virtual Bowling: Keilailua enemmän golfpelejä muistuttavalla heittosysteemillä. Estetiikka on persoonatonta lukuun ottamatta paria hauskan purkikasta puherepliikkiä.
* *Virtual Boy Wario Land*: Super Mario Land 3:n tyylinen eli nähty tasoloikka sentään nopealla liikkuvuudella. Ruutusuunnittelu on tylsää putkijuoksua ja rajoitettu syvyyssuunnassa liikkuminen ei ole kiinnostavaa.
2020 parhaat ja paskaat pelit

Tomas

Paras

1. Shenmue II
2. Metal Gear Solid 3
3. Celeste

Paska

1. Shenmue III

Tuomas

Kukkakaali

1. The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel IV
2. Streets of Rage 4
3. Ori and the Will of the Wisps
4. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1+2
5. Animal Crossing: New Horizons

Parsakaali

1. Cat's Pussy 2077 (aka Cyberpunk 2077)
2. Shenmue III
3. Battletoads

Sebu

Anti-Rasismi

1. Irozuki Tingle no Koi no Balloon Trip
2. Kenka Bancho - Badass Rumble
3. Chou Soujuu Mecha MG
4. Choujin Heiki Zeroigar
5. Eledees - The Adventures of Kai and Zero

Antti ja Rasismi

1. 999
2. Blade Strangers
3. Tequila & Boom Boom
4. Double Dragon Neon
5. Chigaco Syndicate
Vuoden 2017 parhaimmat ja pahimmat pelit

1. Ever Oasis
2. Animal Crossing New Leaf
3. PS 1:n Gekisha Boy

Paksa:

1. Wii U:n Breath of the Wild
2. Bioshock Infinite
3. Stella Glow

1. Ys VIII
2. Yakuza 0
3. Super Mario Odyssey

Worstit:

1. Marvel vs. Capcom Infinite
2. Gran Turismo Sport
3. Persona 5

1. Broken Sword
2. Dishonored 2
3. Prey

Shit of shit:

1. This is the Police
2. Splinter Cell: Joku 360
3. Marvel vs. Capcom Infinite

Aleksi;

Good:

1. Nier Automata
2. Xenoblade Chronicles 2
3. Persona 5

Bad:

1. Yooka Laylee
2. Mario Kart 8 DELUXE
3. Need For Speed Payback

1. Eiyuu Densetsu Sen no Kiseki III
2. Utawarerumono - Futari no Hakuoro
3. Ys - Celceta no Jukai

Voittajat:

Paras: YS VIII

Huonoin: Marvel vs. Capcom Infinite
Volume 33

Powell's began shipping volume 33 in May 2012.

Volume 33 included:

* A signed, specially bound hardcover copy of *The Listeners* by Leni Zumas
* An exclusive excerpt of *What Happened to Sophie Wilder* by Christopher R. Beha
* A signed broadside of "Girlfriend", an essay by Chloe Caldwell
* A booklet with an interview between Powell's Books and Leni Zumas
* Candies from Alma Chocolate
Xbox

Suht obsoliitti alusta, jonka pääpointti taitaa olla yleisesti parhaat versiot useista sukupolven multi platform -peleistä. Edellä mainittujen yleisen laadun huomioon ottaen ei siis mitään järin säväyttävää kamaa. Konsolin ja ohjainten köntysmäisyys on huvittavaa, mutta niiden toimivuus hyvää. Silti se, että tämäkin myi Gamecubea paremmin, on sekä naurettavaa että itkettävää.

* *Fatal Frame - Special Edition*: Perustuen tosielämän satuihin! Ihan toimiva ja kekseliäs, mutta suht huonosti vanhentunut sarjan alkulähde. Hajottavin arkaaisuuksista on kirjaimellisesti oksettava kamera, joka on sekä ylistaattinen että pomppii musiikkivideomaisesti jatkuvasti puolelta toiselle. Myös tekstityksen puuttuminen imee ja vihollisaaveet ovat vanhojen kauhuleffojen tapaan kökköydessään enemmänkin huvittavia kuin pelottavia. Tekelettä varmaan jaksaisi paremmin, jos ei olisi pelannut uudempia osia.

* Fusion Frenzy: Genrenkin alhaisilla standardeilla kökkö ja epäviihdyttävä minipelikokoelma, jonka turnausmuotoinen pääpelimoodi ei toimi sitäkään vähää.

* Whacked: Estetiikaltaan myötähävettävä ja pelattavuudeltaan huono kolmannen persoonan mätistyssekamelska.
Neo Geo CD

Muutamaa yksinoikeuspeliä lukuun ottamatta tyystin obsoliitti alusta, joka tarjoaa vain Neo Geo -käännöksiä latausajoilla ja CD-musilla; nämä ovat minun näkökulmastani kummatkin miinuksia. Pelaamisen arvoisia pelejä verrattuna pelattuihin on 2/4, pelien yhteisarvosana 15.

* ADK World: ADK:n sekalainen sälä -CD, jossa muutama minipeli ja tietoja lafkan teoksista. Firman muutamalle fanille siis melko nautittavaa settiä; etenkin eri tekeleiden ninjoille omistettu osio huvittaa. Valitettavasti triviaosuudet on pyhitetty vain ADK:n Neo Geo -tekeleille, joten Sky Adventuren ja Kyroksen kaltaiset klassikot on epäansaitusti jätetty menosta pois. Minipelit ovat jees, lähinnä ihastuttavien graffojen ynnä äänien takia, ja Brocken -pilipaleilu sisältää mekaniikkoja, joita toivoisi näkevän "kunnon" lentoräiskinnöissä. "Ugee!"

* Crossed Swords II: "I live to inflict agony on others!" Alustan toiseksi paras ADK -yksinoikeutus, joka parantaa melkoisesti ykkösen pelattavuutta laajemmalla liikelistalla, erilaisilla hahmoilla sekä inhimillisemmällä vaikeusasteella. Joskus panokset ovat jopa liikaa pelaajan puolella, koska perusmosista pääsee välillä eroon aivottomalla hyökkäysnapin takomisella. Expi-systeemi on myös kuppaisempi kuin ykkösosassa ja käännös liian hyvä, mutta muuten meno on melkoisesti edeltäjää nautittavampaa. (7/10)

* Oshidashi Zintrick: "The farist extrusion puzzle has been designed by neo Geo." ADK:n omintakeinen versuspuzzleilu, jonka kaksintaisteluelementit on genren normiedustajaa huomattavasti korostetummat. Estetiikka on kohdallaan ja hahmot ovat myös tarvittavan kovaa tasoa; janttereiden uniikit erikoishyökkäykset tuovat joka iikkaan myös pelillisen lisämausteen. (8/10)

* *Shinsetsu Samurai Spirits - Bushidou Retsuden*: Esteettisesti hyvä Samurai Shodown -sivuroolipeli, jossa kuitenkin ajalleen ja genrelleen perinteisen kökkö pelattavuus. Ainoa kiinnostava asia valikkokahinoissa on erikoistaidot, jotka suoritetaan tappelupelimäisillä tatinvatkauksilla.