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Helios v1

> "A long lifespan is a blessing. True immortality is a punishment." - Helios
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Helios v1 is You's patron for majority of the second Tutorial, Game 1, and all throughout Game 2. He is briefly fired by accident during the ending of Game 1, and is rehired again during Game 2.

Helios is initially rather cold to You, calling them "peon". He later takes on the roles as our teacher.

In-universe, Helios is considered as the patron to get if you had trouble understanding the game the first time around. AbsoluteTrash notes that she hasn't seen anyone who uses Helios as their patron. He himself says he's rather unpopular.

Helios has his own Cosmosdex page which can be viewed here.

## Personality

Helios acts rather formally to anyone. He is rather careful, taking care that he doesn't make a single mistake. Due to this, Athena has called him "boring", and noting that a result of his teaching, You "doesn't take as much risks as [You] should".

He's rather protective towards his student, even going so far as to murder Heph for laying a hand on You when fused with Athena. He does not want any harm to come to You's way.

## History

### Prior to meeting the Player

Helios, as part of the conga line in the games, was once [i]'s Patron. He was then befriended and promptly betrayed, yet did not give the effect that they wanted. He was left alone after that.

In universe, Helios was involved in a event known as Project Solar Flare. He was unwilling to talk about the event, but the Cosmosdex said that the event had prevented any more Helios units from being created.

From some of the flashbacks we've seen, we can assume that the event was caused by harm coming to his student. He presumably murdered his own crew members, who had to sacrifice his student to a force that killed them.

### Intermission

Helios was seen attending a meeting in the Panetheon due to being fired and having nothing else to do. He points out that the player was different, and may be open to taking the ship towards the Helper.[?]

## Relationships

### You

Helios is the Player's first patron. Helios relationship with the Player varies depending on the choices you make.

### Athena v1

Athena is You's patron and considers Helios her patron as well, viewing herself as You's co-player. She lets him design Latta's clothes. They both seem to be on good terms, as she was willing enough to fuse with him to defeat Heph.

### Eris

Eris once fawned over Helios in a attempt to get Athena to become jealous and stay by her side. Helios is uncomfortable with this.

## Trivia

* Helios has the design of one of Gimeurcookie's first robot ocs. [?]
* Helios loves horses, even though he doesn't know what a "horse" is. Upon further inspection, the Player discovers that the Cosmosdex doesn't have a horse entry and can create one for him.
Sir

**Sir** is one of Mors ' robotic hounds. He is part of the trio of Sir, Burr, and Risk. Sir is an all black dog with his mouth stitched shut. Whenever touched, he is described to be slimy, greasy, and absolutely crawling with fleas.

Occasionally, Sir will appear to a random, unlucky character. This character will be able to see Sir, as well as sense him in every other possible way; but, no other character will be aware of the hound's presence. Sir appears and acts differently to almost every character who sees him, so there may, in fact, be multiple Sirs. Another possible reason for this could be that Sir is not real and simply a hallucination, though this is not likely.

When Sir appears to people, he usually does his best to make sure that they stay miserable. Although Sir has never been known to attack, he will determine the best ways to drive his victims to the edge without harming them directly. A good example of this would be Sir drooling all over his victim's food, rendering them unable to eat out of disgust.

## Notable Appearances

Sir appears to Cea , however, he seems to be afraid of his imaginary friend who protects him from Sir whenever possible.

## Trivia

* Sir is quite clearly a metaphor for depression.
* A well known idiom in Fortuna is "I've got a hound," which means that the person is having feelings of depression. This is a reference to Sir.
* Sir, Burr, and Risk are a reference to Cerberus, Hades' 3-headed dog in Greek Mythology.
* The hounds are also a reference to "See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil," Sir is "Speak no evil" with his stitched shut mouth.
Carmine Ootkins

**Carmine Ootkins** is Rodney Ootkins' brother. His life was cut short after an unexpected dog attack.

## Biography

Carmine was killed by Burr in early childhood while playing outside with his brother Rodney Ootkins. The hound was inadvertently released on the two brothers by Prometheus the Extral.

## Trivia

* Carmine Ootkins was killed quicker then any other Fortuna character so far. He was introduced and murdered in 8 pages.
Tango

**Tango** is a crew member of the Poseidon ship that saves Kelda's crew when they were drifting through space. Tango can be encountered in the first Tutorial, asking for Rodney's opinion on if he's "captain material" or not.

## Dialogue

### On Eukaryote

* [The aftik looked down at Leonard coming over and chriped a few times in his native language before talking common limboish.]
* Well hello there friend, my name is Tango! I saw you came in to town with that aftik friend of yours. Looks like your friend is the captain of your group. You mind asking your friend to come on and take a look at me. Want to know if I'm captain material. Thinking of taki- I mean making a crew of my own.
* [Leonard calls Rodney over to get a look at Tango.]
* **[Leonard]** Sure thing pal. I'll call my captain over.
* **[Leonard]** Captain Rodney, Tango here wants to know if he's fit to be a captain like you.

#### He looks like he’s fit to lead

* **[Rodney]** Oh, you look like a good soon to be captain, Tango. Just make sure to keep your eyes on the prize and let no one take it from you. Maybe we'll meet again one day and we can work together.
* Oh, well thank you captain Rodney. I hope to not let you down. You know, my captain is quite a fellow, but I believe he's reaching his limit. I'm sure it won't be long until he just HAS to retire you know? I'm so excited! I'm sure I'll be taking over when he's gone you know. Anyway, thank you for the thoughts. I'm glad to see another aftik captain out in the stars.

#### That’s no leader

* [Rodney scoffs at Tango.]
* **[Rodney]** Captain? You? You're not fit to be captain. Just looking at the way you hold yourself makes me sick. If you want to be captain you can't act like this. You don't look like the type of person who snaps on to things not only they need, but the crew needs.
* Hmmmmmm, thanks for being honest with me captain Rodney. I think I'll take your advice to heart. Maybe I should start with a new name for myself.... Anyway that is all captain Rodney! Hope to see you in the skies one day. Just look out, next time you meet me I might be a totally new man.

## Trivia

* Aside from Limlish, Tango knows a language called Ornorhs.
Blu

**Blu** is a side character in Fortuna created by Splendid. He is a popular DJ and music artist.

## Appearance

Blu is a small Apollo unit with a dark gray TV-head with two jagged antennae, two 'fins' on each side of the TV, and a blue screen. He wears a light gray hoodie with white markings on it.

## Personality

Most of the time Blu is bossy and grumpy to everyone around him, however, it is possible for him to be things besides mad.

## History

Blu may appear on Eukaryote, in Ciconii, when Leonard goes looking for fuel. If talked to, Blu will ask for his music to be judged. The Player (through Rodney) can either tell him, "it was great" or "it was horrible".

During Game 2, his crew appear as rivals to Latta's crew.

## Dialogue

### In Ciconii

* Hey there yo! This dang tourist is trying to talk to me after insulting my tunes, can you believe that man? I asked for his honest thoughts and he called it trash! Hey look, my name is Blu and I'm going to be top of the charts one day! You mind taking a listen to my tunes and telling me what you think?
* **[Leonard]** Never had an ear for music. I can have my captain take a listen. Uh... so what did you think of it captain, really uh, magical huh?

#### It was great

* **[Rodney]** That was great! The beats really rocked it out. Are you a pro?
* You, you really think so man? Dude thanks, I really want to go pro but I ain't ever think I might make it cause everyone be puttin' this bot down, but you give me a lot of hope dude. Hey, if I get to the top I'll make sure to write a song bout you!

#### It was horrible

* **[Rodney]** That was horrible! you almost hurt my poor ears! You're really bad at music. You should really stop.
* Ugh! Another dude who doesn't understand art I guess. Why can't you just give a nice comment to a dude who has been down on his luck. Jeez! Ok I guess my music game isn't top of the chain but it's somewhere! I'm goin' to work my ass off man and get somewhere, just you see. Bet you just mad cause you ain't got nuthin' goin' for you anyway.
Professor Pembrose

## Pembrose

"Prince? there are no princes here. No princes at all. I am not a prince, but in fact a professor."

- *Pembrose, screeching at Cobalt Ootkins and Jayna*

Professor Pembrose is a minor character in Game 1. He is notable in that he speaks in Wingdings 3.

A Soothal of the royal caste, Pembrose is found residing on the planet Tekla V, a resort planet owned by a wealthy Geckrechaun, Vancek Uchins IV.

## Biography

### Game 1

Pembrose lives and works on the planet Tekla V, acting as a receptionist for the planets defining (note, forgot the correct word to go here, using defining as a placeholder, please update later) resort. Oddly, he is never mentioned by his fellow receptionist, Fergus O'Connahan however he does have a nametag so it is safe to assume he works there. He has only been known to speak in the tongue of Wingdings 3, noted by Kayna to be a non-Soothal language.

Pembrose is noticed by Kelda Zelshy (Using the Perceptive trait) watching the mock-gladiatorial games next to Vancek Uchins. Vancek makes no mentions of Pembrose so the relationship between the two is unknown.

### Post Game 1

Pembrose almost certainly died shortly after the events of Game 1. Whether or not he was killed by the Queen Hunter is unknown, however due to the short lifespan of royal soothals and what seems to be a notable level of maturity it is unlikely he would have lived more than a few years at best after the Player's crew left Tekla V.

## Trivia

* On pages 1918 and 1922 of *Fortuna* Pembrose blurts out large blocks of Wingdings 3. The translations for these blocks are, respectively
	+ "Prince? there are no princes here. No princes at all. I am not a prince, but in fact a professor. You can call me professor pembrose, or just pembrose if you wish." (pg. 1918)
	+ "Just please, don't just stare at me and refuse to greet me like some people do. I don't quite like that at all, not a bit. But you didn't ask about that did you? no, no. You asked about my color. I am the color that i am because the color that i am is my favorite color! i got to pick, you see. It was such fun." (pg. 1922)

1. ↑ (pg. 1918)
Captain Crimson Hermes

## Crimson

Crimson's talksprite

**Crimson** is the captain created for the second tutorial. Crimson is one of the main characters in the second tutorial game of Fortuna.

## Appearance

Crimson is an aftik with melanism and, as such, is all black except for their accented red feathers and cheek marks. Crimson's eyes are white. It's unclear if this is due to Crimson's blindness or not.

Crimson wears a white shirt with a black, starry guiding light which appears to be a wormhole of some sort, as a paper airplane Helios throws into it disappears into space, only to later end up in the Underworld. The light used to be red, but faded over time.

In their overworld sprite, Crimson is always slouching while wearing a tired expression. Crimson is never seen smiling except for in an old photo with Crimson and their old crew that Crimson keeps in their room.

## Personality

Before the accident, Crimson was likely a very happy and cheerful aftik, but after the death of their crew, Crimson fell into a deep depression and appears to suffer from survivor's guilt.

The Crimson seen in the tutorial is quiet and always feels tired. Crimson doesn't care if they die trying to reach Fortuna, but they also believe that Fortuna could help ease their pain if they reach it.

### Traits

Melanism | Overlooked | Patient
High Senses | Never Panics | Insulated
Depressed | Legally Blind
Black Cat

## Relationships

### Helios v1

At first, Crimson for some reason though Helios was an Apollo. They didn't interact with each other outside of a business relationship.

### Ferpex

While Ferpex and Crimson's relationship remains largely unknown, Crimson expresses concern for their well-being and orders them to stay on the ship so they can rest.

### Extral crewmate(s)

Crimson is annoyed when what Crimson believes to be a single extral crewmate "pretends" that there is more than one of them. Otherwise, Crimson is very apathetic towards them and doesn't seem to be concerned when they are killed by the slarym crewmate, although it's possible Crimson was simply unaware of this.

The extrals didn't appear to be very close with Crimson. They were somewhat helpful when answering Crimson's questions, but frequently cut each other off and spewed nonsense, causing Crimson to become agitated with them.

### Prometheus

While Crimson is apathetic towards Prometheus, Prometheus has shown several times that he cares about Crimson and (with the help of his azureclops) protects the captain when threatened by the crew that came to Fortuna before them.

## Trivia

* Crimson is the third character the reader can name and assign a pronoun to.
* In the original verison of Fortuna, Crimson was called "Captain Hermes."

## References

1. ↑ Page 427
2. ↑ "It should have been me." - Crimson in reference to their old crew on Page 410
Orvalle

**Orvalle** is the engineer of Leonard's crew.

## Appearance

Orvalle has the appearance of an extral with antennae and a white mask resembling a face with one black eye. They wear a crimson bandana and a pink sweater with a white heart on their right shoulder.

## Personality

Orvalle is very meek and seems to have difficulty standing up to others.

## Relationships

### @xoxoSoulRideroxox

Although SoulRider is more than willing to stand up for Orvalle in an argument with Apollo about their mask, Orvalle has to ask him to tone it down.

### Fathers

When Orvalle eventually gets overwhelmed by the crew's arguing, they mention calling one of their fathers, presumably to help calm them down.
Better Management for kings

Firstly kings are an excellent addition and save a lot of bother when buying various different structures.

Add upgradable kings, Allow the player to spend ever increasing amounts of funds, knowledge, science and observation to allow them to manage +1,2,3 etc dependents. For balancing i would suggest having the cost of training stack.
The Player

**The Player** is a action drama series created by John Rogers and John Fox. It is set in Las Vegas and filmed in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

The 60 minute drama premiered on September 24, 2015 on NBC. October 23 2015, NBC cancelled The Player and cut it back from 13 episode to 9.

## Premise

Set in Las Vegas, *The Player* follows a huge game in which world events are predicted, gambled upon and influenced by a shadowy elite. Controlling the game is the “The Pitt Boss,” a mysterious Mr. Johnson (Wesley Snipes). “The Dealer” is Cassandra (Charity Wakefield) and she recruits rogue FBI agent Alex Kane (Philip Winchester) as “The Player”. Alex is driven by the need to find out who killed his wife.

## Cast

### Main

* Philip Winchester as Alex Kane
* Charity Wakefield as Cassandra King
* Damon Gupton as Detective Cal Brown
* Wesley Snipes as Mr. Johnson

### Recurring

* Daisy Betts as Ginny Lee
* Nick Wechsler as Nick

## Notes

* The show was formerly named "**Endgame**" before changing it to "**The Player**"
* The main character was originally a sniper, but later changed to security expert.
Cassandra King

**Cassandra King** is the dealer for the House, and resource for the Player to use while in game.

## Background

Not much is known about her other than she has military training and can handle herself in a fight. She is also a friend of some sort to Virginia "Ginny" Lee.

## Season 1

In Pilot, she picks on Alex is running away from the police outside the hospital and takes him to a parking garage to meet Mr. Johnson.

## Notes

Cassandra King is portrayed by Charity Wakefield.
The Norseman

**The Norseman** is the sixth episode of Season 1 of The Player.

## Summary

The House bets on Alex to stop a serial killer before Halloween. Meanwhile, Det. Brown is hot on Cassandra's trail, but Mr. Johnson intervenes.

## Plot

Alex's (Philip Winchester) niece, Dani, makes an unexpected visit to her uncle in Las Vegas, but before they have time to reconnect, Alex is called to the House for the next bet. He must stop a pagan serial killer called the Norseman from completing a ritual sacrifice before Halloween ends. Before he leaves, Alex slips Mr. Johnson (Wesley Snipes) Ginny's phone number.

Off a tip from Detective Brown (Damon Gupton), Alex and Cassandra (Charity Wakefield) track down the Norseman to a raucous Halloween party, where the cops arrest him. Alex then goes to the police station to collect Dani, who was picked up for shoplifting. As the pair leave, the Norseman creepily eyes Alex's niece.
Meanwhile, Johnson learns that Brown and Nolan are trying to uncover Cassandra's identity. He calls his old friend Samuel Letts, a federal judge in Chicago, and asks him to use his political pull to get Agent Nolan reassigned. When Letts says that Nolan is untouchable, Johnson pays her a visit and warns her to back off.

Meanwhile, the serial killer, obsessed with completing his ritual, manages to escape from the police station, abducts Dani and takes her to his lair. Alex tracks them down, and is able to hold off the Norseman until midnight. After the clock strikes 12, the killer looks to exact revenge for his failed sacrifice. However, with the bet over, Johnson does something he never does and steps in to protect his Player and silence the Norseman for good.

After dropping Dani off with her mother, Alex returns to his apartment to find Johnson on his couch. Johnson says that he used the phone number Alex gave him to find video footage of Ginny being dragged through Miami International Airport. Alex now has a trail to follow, but Ginny could be anywhere.

## Cast

### Main

* Philip Winchester as Alex Kane
* Charity Wakefield as Cassandra King
* Damon Gupton as Detective Cal Brown
* Wesley Snipes as Mr. Johnson
House Rules

**House Rules** is the fifth episode of Season 1 of The Player.

## Summary

Savvy student Solomon attempts to hack the Pentagon and ends up simultaneously being chased by the Chinese government and the House. The
 bets are in on whether Alex Kane can get to him first to keep him safe. Meanwhile, Mr. Johnson is encountering issues of his own with an old friend and is forced to take drastic measures. Also, new discoveries are made about Ginny's whereabouts.

## Plot

While sifting through photos on the mysterious SIM card, Alex (Philip Winchester) realizes some of the file dates aren't what they should be.

After learning that the Chinese Triad is about to make a hit on U.S. soil, Alex is tasked with saving Solomon, a young hacker and Indian national accused of unleashing a virus on the Pentagon's servers. With the Triad hot on their tail, Alex and Cassandra (Charity Wakefield) track down the teenage computer genius, but soon learn the Chinese aren't the only ones after Solomon - so is the U.S. government.
Meanwhile, Johnson (Wesley Snipes) pays a visit to his former mentor, Zeng, who has Triad connections. Johnson informs Zeng that, due to his
personal stake in the outcome of the current game, his bet is null. Zeng protests, but after Cassandra discovers Zeng has been breaking House rules for years, Johnson kills his mentor.

As Alex fights off Triad assassins while trying to transport Solomon to the Indian consulate for political immunity, the Feds arrive and reveal that they know Solomon wasn't trying to install the virus - he was trying to save them from it. To protect Solomon, Alex hands him over to the Feds, but it turns out one of the Feds is actually a double agent who turns the hacker over to the Triad. After subduing a rooftop of armed men, Alex is finally able to bring Solomon to safety.

Solomon strikes a deal with the government to help destroy the virus in return for a clean slate. Grateful for Alex's help, the boy genius looks at the SIM card to see if there are any hidden messages. He finds that the incorrect dates reveal a secret phone number, which Alex calls and hears Ginny on the other end. They only talk for a few seconds before she is forced to hang up by a mysterious captor. When Alex tries to call back, the number is disconnected.

## Cast

### Main

* Philip Winchester as Alex Kane
* Charity Wakefield as Cassandra King
* Damon Gupton as Detective Cal Brown
* Wesley Snipes as Mr. Johnson
Risk

**Risk** is one of Mors ' three robotic hounds. He's part of the trio of Sir, Burr, and Risk. Risk is more active and restless than the other two hounds, in contrast to Burr's slow movement and Sir's silent lurking. Risk is also much friendlier than the other two dogs, so it is not as worrying to run into him.

So far, Risk has not been seen in the story except for in a quick doodle during one of Cobalt 's dreams. He appears to be a black dog, possibly with a lighter colored face and belly. He has white, pupil-less eyes, a big toothy maw, and a shaggy tail.

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## Trivia

* The three hounds are a reference to Cerberus, Hades' 3-headed dog in Greek mythology. This can be observed when combining their names, Sir, Burr, Risk.
* The hounds are also a reference to "See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil," Risk being "see no evil" with his pure white eyes.
Alex Kane

**Affiliation** | The House

**Alex Kane** is a former FBI Analyst turned security consultant in Las Vegas. He is the ex husband to Ginny Lee, but had an on going relationship with her after the divorce. He later becomes the Player of the House.

## Background

He was working with the FBI to hunt down terrorists. He eventually got really good at it and began killing them instead of capturing them. At some point he is shot and was saved by Ginny Lee, a doctor working in the field. They soon began dating and got married. Some time later they got divorced, but still kept seeing each other.

## Season 1

In Pilot, Alex is working as a security consultant and breaks into his client's room to prove the security needed improvement. Alex makes some suggestions before he leaves with Detective Cal Brown to talk. As they are leaving the hotel, he notices an intruder and takes to the roof to stop the criminal. After he saves the day, he gets a text from Ginny and meets up with her at a bar. He heads back to her place and spends the night, where they talk about getting back together again. At night, Alex is attacked by a man, who kills Ginny and Alex chases him out into the streets. Alex later becomes the prime suspect for Ginny's murder and as he escapes the hospital he is saved by Cassandra King, who brings him to a parking garage to meet Mr. Johnson.
Ginny Lee

**Virginia "Ginny" Lee** is a doctor and the ex-wife of Alex Kane.

## Background

According to her mother she wanted to be a doctor since Ginny was 7. She later became a doctor, and met and befriended Cassandra King at some point. Ginny later came across a wounded man named Alex Kane and saved his life. They later began dating and got married. They later divorced, but kept in contact.

## Season 1

In Pilot, she texts Alex to meet her at a bar to meet up. She tells Alex she is planning on staying for a while and has gotten a job at a local hospital. Alex drives her home and he spends the night with her. Ginny wonders why they sucked at being married and talks to Alex to maybe starting again. When a man raids her house, she is shot and assumed dead.
The Big Blind

**The Big Blind** is the fourth episode of Season 1 of The Player.

## Summary

Alex goes up against five deadly bounty hunters vying for the price tag on a Vegas mobster's head.

## Plot

In the House's newest game, Alex Kane must prevent mobster Ray Capello from getting killed after he and his wife, Monica, an old friend of Ginny's, narrowly escape a hit. Alex goes looking for Ray's would-be assassin, but it turns out the hit man's just been killed by a bounty hunter - one of five who have shown up in Vegas, presumably to collect the $250K price on Ray's head. Meanwhile, Cassandra (Charity Wakefield) - who's trying and failing to maintain a relationship with her long-distance boyfriend Nick (Nick Wechsler) - eavesdrops on Alex's conversations with Mr. Johnson (Wesley Snipes). She deduces that Alex is only cooperating with the House because there's a chance Ginny's still alive.

Monica's father, Pauly Agostino (Eric Roberts), claims to have put the hit out on Ray, but Alex figures out that he's really covering for his daughter. Monica admits she hired the hit man to kill Ray after enduring years of her husband's physical abuse, but she swears she didn't hire the other bounty hunters. Alex realizes that Ray must have figured out Monica's scheme and put out a reward to any bounty hunter who killed her.

To protect Monica, Cassandra sends her and Alex to a safe house. Somehow, the bounty hunters find them, and Alex dispatches them one by one - but not before the final hunter shoots him in the abdomen. When he comes to, he experiences dreamlike memories of Ginny treating him in a field hospital, but he wakes up alone in his bed.

In the end, Detective Brown (Damon Gupton) arrests Ray for attempted murder, thanks to an "anonymous" tip from Mr. Johnson. Mr. Johnson pulls some strings and has Ray sent directly to prison, where Pauly will undoubtedly have him killed. Alex realizes that Mr. Johnson was the one who sent the bounty hunters to the safe house, putting his and Monica's lives at risk. Desperate for information on his ex-wife and unsure of whom to trust, he asks Monica if she knows what happened to Ginny. She confides in him that she noticed Ginny was scared of something, though she doesn't know what - or who - the threat came from.

## Cast

### Main

* Philip Winchester as Alex Kane
* Charity Wakefield as Cassandra King
* Damon Gupton as Detective Cal Brown
* Wesley Snipes as Mr. Johnson
Season 1

**Season 1** of The Player premiered September 24 on NBC, airing Thursday nights at 10pm on NBC. On October 23 2015, NBC had announced it is cutting back the original 13 episode order down to 9, essentially cancelling the series.

## Summary

Alex Kane, a Las Vegas security consultant, becomes *The Player* when he is thrown into a world of secret high-stakes gambling in which he must stop crimes before they are perpetrated. An anonymous group of powerful and affluent individuals bet on whether Kane can prevent these crimes. Kane is allowed limited assistance from the dealer, Cassandra King, and kept in check by the pit boss, Mr. Johnson.

## Cast

### Main

* Philip Winchester as Alex Kane
* Charity Wakefield as Cassandra King
* Damon Gupton as Detective Cal Brown
* Wesley Snipes as Mr. Johnson

### Recurring

* Daisy Betts as Ginny Lee
* Dustin Ybarra as Donovan McDowell
* Kadee Strickland as Rose Nolan
Gecko Koin

Gecko as a Geckrechaun

> "Geko has a good shop. Also please replace this with something else."
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Gecko is a crewmember in Game 1. He was a shopkeeper before Cobalt recruited him for all of their money. After Cobalt used the Life-changing clock on him, he changed into an Angel.

## Appearance

Gecko was a Geckrechaun, a large and bipedal leopardgecko.

## Relationships

### Kelda Zelshy

Geko seems to be wary about Kelda due to her sending him and Nikki to their deaths.
Quests-

* **Magic Island**

* **Unusual Dog**

* **Get your Bearings**

* **Mining Stone**

* **Cutting Wood**

* **New House**

* **Talking Pet**

* **Four-Legged Friends**

* **Cleanup Time**

* **Fresh Berries**

* **First Profits**

* **Invigorating Drink**

* **Visiting the Mage**

* **Workshop**

* **Bench**

* **Green Lawns**

* **The Cleaning goes on**

* **The Perfect Spot**

* **Stone Tiles**

* **Enchanted Bench**

* **Strategic Supplies**

* **Blooming Cherries**

* **Clearing the Territory**

* **Tulip Flower Bed**

* **Friendly Pegasus**

* **Company for the Pegasus**

* **Helping your Friends**

* **Making Fences**

* **Wooden Table**

* **A Rope for the Experiments**

* **Building a Kitchen**

* **An Unusual Offer**

* **Welcome to the Academy of Magic!**

* **Fire Seed ===> The Runaway Lantern (timed)**
* **Lizard Research**
* **Plush Story**
* **Firebirds**
* **Magic Cauldron**
* **A Musical Idea**
* **To the Ball  \***
* **Darkleaf Plants ===> Stone Warrior (timed)**
* **Amazing Crystal  \***
* **Elemental Stallions  \***
* **Rare Cats**
* **Musical Squirrels  \***
* **Meat Stew**
* **Bird of Fire  \***
* **Magic Forest**
* **Upgraded Generator**
* **Surprise Cookies \***
* **Underground Dwellers**
* **My First Potion**
* **Fairy-Tale Flower**
* **Masters of Illusion**
* **Level 2 Workshop**
* **Lake Country Mail \***
* **Protecting Nature**
* **Fairy-Tale Goatlings**
* **Advanced Cauldron**
* **Rubber Tree**
* **Balloons \***
* **Building a Pond**
* **Water Creatures \***
* **A New Kitchen \***
* **Mischievous Foxes \***
* **Funny Frogs**
* **The Race \***
* **Renovations \***
* **Magic Lighthouse \***
* **Pond Fountain \***
* **Precious Mosaic \***
* **Cozy Living Room \***
* **Brother Elephants ===> Jumping Elephant (timed) ===> Merry Elephant (timed)**
* **Centaur Delegation  ===> Chief's Daughter (timed) ===> Chief of the Tribe (timed)**
* **Stilish Hats ===> Preparing for the Races (timed) ===> Final Spurt (timed)**
* **Sky Lions ===> Caring Mother (timed) ===> The Baby Griphon's Tower (timed)**
FlyLeeds

**FlyLeeds** (IATA: **FL**, ICAO: **FLE**, callsign **BLUEBIRD**) is the flag carrier airline of Leeds and its largest airline as measured by revenue, passengers carried, passenger-kilometres flown, and number of destinations. The airline's main hub is Leedstown Hurnwick Airport. FlyLeeds are the main subsidiary of FlyAir - the world's largest airline - who are themselves a subsidiary of the FlyLeeds Company.

The company was established in March 2014 as the indirect successor to former state airline Leeds Airlines. The privatisation of the aviation industry during that time led to a management buyout of Leeds Airlines, which led to the formation of FlyLeeds. Much of Leeds Airlines' assets were absorbed by FlyLeeds.

## FlyLeeds Mini

FlyLeeds Mini is the brand name for helicopter flights operated by FlyLeeds. The brand was founded to fill what FlyLeeds saw as a gap in the market for ultra-shorthaul domestic flights between local grass airfields and helipads inaccessible to even FlyLeeds Regional aircraft. FlyLeeds Mini also operate tourist flights, particularly in popular tourism destinations.

FlyLeeds Mini were the launch customer for the AgustaWestland AW189, a modern helicopter seating up to eighteen people. FlyLeeds Mini ordered 550 eighteen-seat AW189s, making them the largest helicopter operator in the world.

## FlyLeeds Regional

FlyLeeds Regional is the brand name for domestic and shorthaul international flights operated by FlyLeeds. These include all flights within the country not covered by FlyLeeds Mini as well as a small selection of flights to foreign locations within a close proximity of Leeds, including Home, southwest England, and parts of Ireland.

## FlyLeeds Zero

FlyLeeds Zero is the brand name for low-cost high-density flights operated by FlyLeeds. The brand was founded upon the FlyLeeds Company's purchase of Ryanair and easyJet to take over Leeds-based assets from both of those airlines. FlyLeeds Zero operate low-cost flights out of Leeds to destinations across Europe.
Mr. Johnson

**Mr. Johnson** is the Pit Boss of the House that runs a game for rich people to bet on crime. He comes from Chicago.

## Background

He was a former player for the house and was a fan favorite. He later became the Pit Boss of the House.

## Season 1

In Pilot, he finds the body of The Player in the desert and leaves to look for a new Player. He later finds Alex Kane, who they had been watching for a while, and approaches Alex about a game that rich people bet on crime. He informs Alex of a plot to kidnap Mr. Raqiv's daughter, Shada and kill his wife. As Alex heads to stop the plot, Mr. Johnson informs Alex that he cannot tell anyone about this and must do it using the resources of The House.

## Notes

Mr. Johnson is portrayed by Wesley Snipes.
Main Page

Welcome to **The Player Wikia!**

This is a wikia about NBC's The Player.

WARNING: This Wikia might contain spoilers.

Please read at your own risk.

## About

The series co-stars Wesley Snipes as the pit boss and Charity Wakefield as the dealer for a high-stakes game, where an organization of wealthy individuals gamble on the ability of former military operative turned security expert Philip Winchester ("Strike Back," "Fringe") to stop some of the biggest crimes imaginable from playing out. Can he take them down from the inside and get revenge for the death of his wife, or is it true what they say: The house always wins.

## Characters

Alex KaneMr. JohnsonCassandra KingCal Brown
-Quests

* **Magic Island**

* **Unusual Dog**

* **Get your Bearings**

* **Mining Stone**

* **Cutting Wood**

* **New House**

* **Talking Pet**

* **Four-Legged Friends**

* **Cleanup Time**

* **Fresh Berries**

* **First Profits**

* **Invigorating Drink**

* **Visiting the Mage**

* **Workshop**

* **Bench**

* **Green Lawns**

* **The Cleaning goes on**

* **The Perfect Spot**

* **Stone Tiles**

* **Enchanted Bench**

* **Strategic Supplies**

* **Blooming Cherries**

* **Clearing the Territory**

* **Tulip Flower Bed**

* **Friendly Pegasus**

* **Company for the Pegasus**

* **Helping your Friends**

* **Making Fences**

* **Wooden Table**

* **A Rope for the Experiments**

* **Building a Kitchen**

* **An Unusual Offer**

* **Welcome to the Academy of Magic!**

* **Fire Seed ===> The Runaway Lantern (timed)**
* **Lizard Research**
* **Plush Story**
* **Firebirds**
* **Magic Cauldron**
* **A Musical Idea ===> Cloud Stallion (timed)**
* **To the Ball  ===> To the Ball (Part 6) (timed)**
* **Darkleaf Plants ===> Stone Warrior (timed)**
* **Amazing Crystal**
* **Elemental Stallions**
* **Rare Cats**
* **Musical Squirrels   ===> Squirrel Tree (timed)**
* **Meat Stew**
* **Bird of Fire  \* ===> Tree for the Phoenix (timed)**
* **Magic Forest**
* **Deer Family**
* **Upgraded Generator**
* **Surprise Cookies ===> Gingerbread House (timed)**
* **Underground Dwellers**
* **My First Potion**
* **Fairy-Tale Flower**
* **Masters of Illusion**
* **Level 2 Workshop**
* **Lake Country Mail \*===> Love Letter (timed)**
* **Protecting Nature**
* **Fairy-Tale Goatlings ===> Father Goat (timed)**
* **Advanced Cauldron**
* **Rubber Tree**
* **Balloons**
* **Building a Pond**
* **Water Creatures ===> Mysterious Swamper (timed)**
* **A New Kitchen**
* **Mischievous Foxes  ===> Fox Policeman ( timed)**
* **Building a Greenhouse**
* **Soap Bush**
* **Dirty Raccoon ===> Rubber Duck Tub (timed)**
* **Funny Frogs**
* **The Race ===> Ostrich Sprinter (timed**
* **Renovations**
* **Magic Lighthouse \*===> Pirate Schooner (timed)**
* **Pond Fountain \***
* **Precious Mosaic  ===> Wise Tortoise (timed)**
* **Cozy Living Room**
* **Sleeping Beauty**
* **Sleeping Beauty's Bedroom ===> Dressing Table (timed)**
* **Little Red Riding Hood ===> Grandma's House (timed)**
* **Sewing Studio  ===> Wardrobe (timed)**
* **Candy Island**
* **Aleera's Tea Party ===> Special Guest (timed)**
* **Fluffy Tea Lover**
* **Sun Fairy ===> Good Neighbors (timed) ===> Moon Fairy (timed) ===> Counting Stars (timed)**
* **Brother Elephants ===> Jumping Elephant (timed) ===> Merry Elephant (timed)**
* **Centaur Delegation  ===> Chief's Daughter (timed) ===> Chief of the Tribe (timed)**
* **Stilish Hats ===> Preparing for the Races (timed) ===> Final Spurt (timed)**
* **Sky Lions ===> Caring Mother (timed) ===> The Baby Griphon's Tower (timed)**
Limited Timed Quests

* **Puppet Show ===> Poster Column  ===> Romantic Cats**

* **Theater Ambience**
* **The Wonder of Levitation ===> Transformation Magic ===> Invisible Genius ===> Disappearing Trick**
* **Little Leprechaun ===>  Grandpa's Tales ===> Secret Riches**
* **Basilik Sculptor ===> Marble Studies ===> Composition with the Ruins  ===>  Mysterious Egg ===> Birth of The Muse**
* **Walk to the Forest Edge ===> Uncle Amanita ===> Mountain Adventures ===> Chanterelle Photo Session**
* **Late Morning ===> Sleepy Midday ===> Lazy Evening**
* **Astrological Forecast ===> Starry Decorations ===> Test in Astrology**
* **Flying Dolphins ===> Floating Giant ===> Air Port**
* **Life is Sweet ===> Cold Beverages ===> Fun & Games**
Daphne Diaz

**Date of Birth** | jgsnxbn.dvndg

'**Rachel Diaz'** is a main role of Stuck in the Middle and is part of the Diaz Family.

Daphne loves to be very independent. She dresses herslef and does her very own hair.her favorite toy is her doll dethanie.she is more like a little boss, being the youngest of seven kids she is like the baby and gets away with lots of things.
재미위키건립협회:사이트명 공모

안녕하십니까? 재미위키건립협회입니다.

현재 사이트의 정식 이름을 결정할 계획입니다. 재미위키건립협회는 가명이며 이 위키가 정식 미디어위키화 할때까지 이 이름이 지속되지만 미디어위키화가 될 경우 다른 이름으로 바꿀예정입니다.

이 공모전은 바로 그 다른 이름을 정하기 위해 열린 것입니다. 재미있고 참신한 이름을 많이 내주시기 바랍니다.--Sawongja (토론) 2015년 9월 30일 (수) 08:22 (UTC)

## 투표합니다.

1.오늘위키

2.주작위키

3.키위위키

4.재지키

5.오늘만 사는 위키

6.구라위키

7.검열위키

8.똥위키

9.너무위키

10.재미위키

11.모던 잼위키

12.하루살읶

13.잼위키

14.오늘의위키

15.백귀사전

16.약국위키

17.위키베스트

18.ㅇ키ㅂ과

19.ㄴ무ㅇ키

20.당일치기위키

숫자는 기호입니다. 원하는 이름이 있으면 댓글란에다 기호를 쓰시기 바랍니다.
심영

**심영**은 대한민국이 대한지옥국이 되기 전 활동했던 **고자**중 한명이다. 본업은 친일파였으며 그의 전생은 사마천의 제자였다. 물론 예전부터 고자는 아니었지만 말이다.

심영은 본래 심재설이라는 이름을 가지고 태어났으나 영(O)알이 없어서 걍 심영이라 불리게 된다.

생애
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### 고자가 되기 전의 생애

심영은 대한민국이 일본에 의해 흡수되었던 당해 부유집 가문에서 태어나 평생 뭐든지 할 수 있었다. 이전 생애에서 사기를 만든 중국 한나라 시절의 학자인 사마천의 제자로 있었던 그는 이전생애에서 사마천을 따라 고자로 살았기 때문에 자신의 좆에 대해 무한 보호심을 가지고 있었다. 역시 환생한 심영도 사마천을 자신의 우상으로 여겼지만 사기를 치다가 한국에서 퇴학당하는 신세가 되었고 일본으로 건너가게 된 후 한 연기가를 만나 연기에 눈을 뜨게 되었다. 그뒤 연기를 배운 그는 일본에서 슈퍼스타가 되었으며 일본인들을 위한 생쇼를 펼쳤고 이로 인해 김일성이 그에게 공산주의를 가르치면서 서서히 빨갱이의 길을 걷는다.

일본이 무너진 후 한국으로 돌아온 그는 지속적인 연기활동을 계속 했으며 좌익 홍보에 나서며 공연을 하였으나...

### 고자사건

어느날 심영은 좌익드립을 치며 집으로 가던 도중 김두한이 상하이 조,빌리헤링턴,킬러조를 불러 좌익드립을 치고 빨갱이 짓을 하는 심영새끼를 가만히 둘 수 없다며 암살계획을 짜냈다.

심영이 연극이 끝나고 집으로 돌아가던 도중 갑자기 상하이조가 튀어나왔고 그는 권총을 **심영의 영 좋지 않은 곳**에 재대로으로 맞추었다. 얼마나 재대로나면 튀어나온 그곳의 피부 사이를 뚫어 아랫쪽의 두 덩어리를 폭파시켰고 이로 인해 심영은 쓰러지면서 주변 빨갱이들의 부축을 받아 차를 타고 달아나다가 빌리헤링턴의 습격으로 차가 추락하면서 결국 주변인은 사망하고 심영만 의사양반에게 구조되었다. 이로써 **심영은 고자가 되었다.**

그리고 심영은 백병원에 가게 되는데 거기서 의사양반이 "선생님, 선생님은 아이를 가질 수 없습니다."라고 말하자 심영은 즉시 **내가 고자라니!**를 외쳤다고 한다. 그러다가 어머니가 찾아오자 어머니를 기절시키는 패드립적 행동을 하였고 결국 상하이조와 킬러조가 그의 문병앞에 찾아와선 그의 복부에 심한 강타를 하여 결국 빈부랄에 발기부전의 더블을 당하고 말았다. 물론 사실은 그를 죽이려 했는데 애미를 보고 걍 복부강타만 한 것으로 추정된다.

### 고자가 된 후

고자가 된 심영은 그 이후에도 여러 사람들에게 위협을 받는 존재가 되었으며 죽창꾼들 역시 빨갱이 심영을 사냥하기 위해 온갖 수색을 벌였다. 결국 심영은 대한민국이 서서히 헬조선화 되는 것을 깨닫고 결국 일찌감치 탈조선을 하여 부카니스탄으로 넘어가게 된다.

그리고 그곳에서 빨갱이 배우 짓을 멈추지 않았는데 다만 그곳의 기능이 없어졌기 때문에 일본에서와 같은 전성기를 보내지 못했지만 그의 투혼을 오랜 친구 김일성이 인정하여 공훈배우 표창을 얻게 된다. 심지어 한국전쟁 당시에는 그와 비슷한 배우,연기자,고자,사기꾼,사마천 지지자들을 모두 체포하여 북으로 납북시키기도 했다고. 특히 고자들 잡기에 제일 많이 신경을 썼다고 한다.

그러다가 결국에는 숙청당하고 말았으며 물론 김일성이 죽여버리진 않았고 걍 연기 꿈나무들 공산주의 사상 심어놓으면서 살다가 사라졌다고 한다. 그래도 고자가 된 후 오랫동안 살았네. 라고 북한에서 전해진다. ~~잠깐? 그럼 그 이후에는? 그 이후가 진짜다!~~

### 우리가 알 수 없었던 생애

그렇다. 심영은 자신이 아이들에게 공산주의를 가르치는 일이 너무 재미가 없었고 결국 유체이탈을 하여 몸은 걍 죽었고 영혼은 안드로메다로 사라졌다고 한다. 그곳에서 심영은 고자행성을 만들었고 그곳에서 고자들을 양산하고 그 고자들에게 고자주의를 선포하고 있다고 한다.

지구에서 고자가 된 사람들의 대부분은 거의 그 고자들의 유혹으로 고자가 된 사람들이다. 심영은 그곳에서 모든 인간을 고자로 만드려고 하고 있으며 자신을 이꼴로 만든 김두한과 상하이조를 잡아 자신의 잃어버린 그곳을 복구하려고 하고 있다.

기타
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* 고자가 된 이후 심영의 기능이 대폭 하락하여 정상인 수준에서 장애인들 보다 못한 수준으로 내려갔다고 한다.
* 사실에 의하면 심영은 원래 하복부에 총상을 입었다고 했으나 심영도 체면이 있었기 때문에 역사학자를 협박하여 겨겨우 그렇게 쓴거고 사실은 이 내용이 맞다.
* 더 놀라운 것은 중국에도 그와 같은 케이스가 후한때에 있었는데 한명은 후한 말, 한명은 오나라에서 활동했으며 동명이인이고 ~~모두 심영처럼 **고자**다. 미친 도플갱어가 따로없네.~~
* 그리고 심영의 위업은 야인시대라는 드라마에 나왔고 합필갤에서 재 부활하여 디시인사이드에서 전설적인 인물 중 한명으로 남아있다.
대림

**대림**은 사용자 위키의 신설자이자 위키위키의 기여자이다. 백괴사전,백괴게임,누리위키,리브레위키 등지에서 활동했으며 위키백과 등의 위키에서도 가끔씩 나타난다. 안녕하세요 빈집털이 왔습니다 에헴에헴. 안녕하세요 빈집털이 왔습니다 에헴에헴. 안녕하세요 빈집털이 왔습니다 에헴에헴. 안녕하세요 빈집털이 왔습니다 에헴에헴.

그리고 대림은 오사위키를 설립하였으나, 자기가 설립한 위키에서 자기가 쫓겨나는 사태가 발생한 후 현재 새로 기여할 위키를 찾고 있다. 하지만 이전에 활동했던 위키에서의 행적 때문에 그의 말을 믿는 사람은 아무도 없다. 이 사건 이후 바다위키란 것을 설립했으나, 사람들의 반응은 싸늘하다. 그나마 오사위키를 설립했던 시절에는 백괴사전에 대한 반감을 가지고 있었던 일부 트롤 내지는 분탕종자들의 지지를 얻는 데 성공했으나, 오사위키에서 했던 행동은 위키가 아닌 감투를 위한 행동이었기 때문에 대림의 지지층도 발길을 돌렸다. 꼴 좋다.

출처
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* 사용자 위키 - 대림
산사나무

**산사나무**란 장미를 피우는 나무중 하나로 애가위나무,북한언어로 찔광이라고 불리기도 하다. 장미같은 꽃을 피우며 빨갱이스럽게 생긴 산사자를 만드는 산에사는 나무이다. 이 나무가는 현재 나무위키에서 크게 유행하는 나무이다.

용도
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산사나무는 크기가 5~10m 정도가 되며 겨울에 잎이 지고 5월에 장미같은 꽃이 핀다. 그 뒤 꽃이 지면 사자들을 여러마리 낳는데 그 사자들을 죽인 후 말려서 발효하여 산사춘을 만든다고 한다. 이 산사춘을 먹으면 한약효과가 난다고. 또한 중국에서는 이 사자들을 갈아 과자로 만들어 먹기도 한다. 심지어 산사태도 이 나무의 작품이다. 늘이면 **산사**나무 열매 **태**아라고 부른다.

또한 중국이나 한국 서남쪽 지방에는 이 나무를 심어 귀신 등의 각종 호러들을 추방시킨다고 한다. 때문에 귀신들 사이에서 호성성님급으로 개사기 취급을 받는다고 한다. 워낙 가시가 많아 고슴도치를 가시빨로 죽일수도 있는 사기캐급 나무이다.

이 나무가 귀신도 무서울 만큼 가시가 많을 뿐더러 열매로 **사자**가 나와 너를 물어 뜯을 위험도 있기 때문에 결국 산사(**死**)나무 라고 불리며 이 나무를 키울 경우 아예 제한된 지역에서만 키울 수 있다고 만우절날 정부에서 법으로 공포했다고 한다.

## 산사나무가 있는 곳

산사나무는 원래 고려대학교에서 존재하고 있었으며 (물론 각종 노후로 인해 현재는 죽었지만) 고려대에서는 아예 산사나무를 신격화 하여 나무위키의 산사나무 문서를 아예 자신들의 영토로 만드려고 하고 있고 원소속지인 나무위키 제국에서 죽창전투를 일으키고 있다. 고려대 인들은 그 죽은 산사나무를 부활시켜 나무위키 산사나무 지역에 있던 산사나무를 뽑고 그 나무를 심었으며 이에 대하여 나무위키가 이 부분에 대해 죽창을 날리기 시작하여 나무위키 군대와의 전투가 현재 진행형이라고 한다.

위키갤러리에서도 이에 대한 게시물들이 많으며 이들의 반대적 성격의 제국인 오리위키에서도 이 고려대 산사나무가 그대로 복제되어 유출되기도 했다.

현재 나무의 산사나무 문서에는 고려대가 박은 산사나무 팻말에 지들 로고를 박아 넣은 상태이다.
Season 1

**Next** | TBA

**Season 1** is the First Season of Stuck in the Middle, it will premiere sometime in 2016.

## Cast

### Main Cast

* Jenna Ortega as Harley Diaz
* Kayla Maisonet as Georgie Diaz
* Ronni Hawk as Rachel Diaz
* Isaak Presley as Grant Diaz
* Nicolas Bechtel as Danny Diaz
* Malachi Barton as Beast Diaz
* Ariana Greenblatt as Daphne Diaz

### Reccuring Cast

* Cerina Vincent as Renee Diaz
* Joe Nieves as Tom Diaz

## Episodes

1. Pilot - 2016

*More Coming Soon*
장자바오역

**장자바오역**은 중국 고대의 사상가인 장자가 중국 어딘가에서 만든 역이다. 장자가 워낙 고대시대 사람이기 때문에 당시 역은 기차가 지나갈 수 없어 후지게 되어 폐역당했고 현재 중국 라오닝 시에 있으며이며 사실상 비상시에 쓰이는 역이라고할 수 있다.
위키백과에서도 이 문서가 없는데다 나무위키에서도 그다지 인지도도 없는 토막글이며 한국에서의 인지도가 제로인 중국의 한 잡역에 불과한 이 역이 중국문서보다 먼저쓰이게 된 이유는 바로.....

## 충격사실

그렇다! 이 역에는 많은 죽창꾼들이 서식하고 있다. 가끔씩 반달들도 찾아와 이 역에서 성지순례를 하며 얼마나 반달을 당했나 하면 세자릿 수가 넘도록 반달군과 나무위키 군이 전투를 치루었다고 한다. 오랫동안 폐역으로써 평화를 지키고 장자의 사상을 받아들였던 장자바오역은 한 반달부대의 침공으로 혼돈의 카오스가 된다.

그러자 장자바오역의 준 소유주였던 나무위키의 정부가 노하여 롤백군대를 파견해 반달러의 잔해를 치웠으나 곧바로 반달러가 재출현해 반달을 되돌리면서 전쟁이 계속 진행되었다. 반달러는 문서파괴 (나무위키는 자유로운 문서파괴가 가능하였다)는 물론 폐역의 역무소까지 찾아와서는 역무소에 있던 지나가는 한 나무인에게 따지기까지 하였다.

마침내 나무위키 정부측이 지속되는 반달군의 침공으로 질리게 되자 마침내 나무위키의 관리자는 그 반달을 숙청한 후 그 역을 완전 보호시키면서 다행히 반달은 멈추었으나 다시 돌아올 가능성도 있다.

이렇게 죽창꾼들과 반달의 치열한 전투현장으로 인해 역은 페허가 되었고 마침내 출입금지구역까지 되는 기염을 토했으며 참 대단한 토막글임에 틀림 없다.
낚시

**너는 낚였다**

어떻게 대한민국에 낚시라는 시가 있다고 생각했냐? 물론 대문으로 들어온 애들 한정

**낚시**란 바로 이런것 처럼 사람을 구라로 속이는 것을 의마한다. 옆의 비슷한 동네인 백괴사전에서도 낚시가 주 상징이며 사람들이 잘 속을 수록 재미있다고 한다.

## 낚시의 탄생

낚시는 오래전 원시인들이 만들었는데 처음에는 그다지 사람을 놀리키는 그런 낚시로 고안된 것이 아니었다. 그냥 지들 먹고 살기 위해 만든 것임에 불과했다. 그러나 점점 문명이 발달하면서 낚시는 구라의 뜻을 가지게 되었다.

이 낚시를 최초로 발굴한 사람은 바로 강태공이라는 사람인데 그는 중국에서 살던 레전드 낚시꾼 중 하나였다. 어느날 그 레전드 낚시꾼이 낚시를 하다가 주나라의 왕이 그를 발견했으며 강태공은 그의 최측근이 되어 주나라왕의 낚시를 도왔다. 주나라는 그의 낚시 덕분에 중국 최초로 통일을 하게 된다.

이렇게 되면서 중국에서 만들어진 낚시는 전 세계적으로 퍼지게 되었으며 오늘날까지 이어오게 되었다.

## 낚시의 형태

원래 낚시는 미끼를 꽂은 후 물고기가 미끼를 물게 하여 낚시대를 올리는 방식의 낚시였다. 그러나 그것들은 다 원시인들 이야기들일 뿐이다. 진짜 낚시는 이렇다. 말 그대로 **사람을 낚는 낚시**라는 것이다! 최초로 사람을 낚는 어부가 된 사람은 바로 예수의 제자였던 베드로와 그의 형제 안드레다!

쉽게 말해 뭔가 비현실적인 것을 준다면서 그 대상을 낚으면 바로 **너 낚임** 세례를 갈긴다는 게 일반적인 사람을 낚는 낚시인데 요즘은 이명박과 같이 말과 행동으로 낚는 사람도 늘고 있다. 실제로 너 낚임으로 낚는 경우 미끼를 문 사람이 죽을 수도 있지만 말과 행동으로 낚는 경우 미끼를 문 생물도 멘붕만 먹고 그냥 풀려가니 때문에 물론 정신적 충격이 크더라도 인간환경 측면에선 큰 도움이 된다. 물론 중국에서는 블록버스터 형 너낚임 낚시 법으로 도시를 아예 페허로 만들고 최근에도 남한 근처에 사는 조선족들을 시켜 한국본토까지도 위협하고 있고 말이다.
재미위키건립협회:아이디어

이곳은 아이디어 방입니다. 아이디어를 낼 수 있으신 분은 여기서 쓰세요.

## 아이디어 게시

특정 날짜마다 문서의 내용이 바뀌게 하는것 어떨까요? 거짓말로 도배되어있던 만우절 항목이 만우절에 진실로만 도배한다거나, 광복절에 광복절 항목에 삼간사우 찬양으로 도배한다거나...

좋은 아이디어라고 봅니다. 다만 일일이 바꿔야 한다는 게 번거롭긴 하겠습니다만.... 뭐 어짜피 하루니...--Sawongja (토론) 2015년 9월 23일 (수) 10:43 (UTC)
일단 나중에 만우절 문서를 만들어보죠. 첫번째 문서 계획 완료--Sawongja (토론) 2015년 9월 23일 (수) 10:46 (UTC)
제 말은 캘린더봇을 만들어 자동으로 바뀌게 하자는 겁니다.--붉은악마 (토론)2015년 9월 24일 (목) 12:10 (UTC)
만드는 방법을 잘 모르겠습니다. 전 그냥 위키아에 위키만 만든거라서... 그리고 미디어위키 개발은 다른분이 하실 겁니다. 다만 캘린더 봇 비슷한 확장기능을 전에 알게 된 적이 있는데 그때 개발자분이 그 확장기능을 깐다면 생각해 보겠습니다.--Sawongja (토론) 2015년 9월 24일 (목) 08:10 (UTC)
첫번째 작품 만우절 문서 완성--Sawongja (토론) 2015년 9월 25일 (금) 10:18 (UTC)
두번째 작품 위키갤에서 모읍니다.--Sawongja (토론) 2015년 9월 29일 (화) 02:45 (UTC)
요즘 유행인 죽창 문서 부탁드립니다. --Jamijami (토론) 2015년 10월 2일 (금) 13:14 (UTC)

네. 아이디어 목록에 넣었습니다. 앞으로 많은 기여 부탁드립니다.--Sawongja (토론) 2015년 10월 2일 (금) 13:41 (UTC)
재미위키건립협회 위키

## 공지사항

* 위키가 개설되었습니다.
* 이 위키 프로젝트에서 쓸 정식 이름을 공모합니다.
* 개발자를 모집하고 있습니다. 여기에서 응모해 주세요.
* 많은 재미있는 문서가 이곳에 모였으면 좋겠습니다.
* 자신이 작성한 백괴글을 옮기는 것도 환영합니다. 그럴 경우 협회에서 소량의 수정을 거칠 예정입니다.
* 소량의 아이디어 밖에 없을 시에는 재미위키건립협회:아이디어에서 요청하면 바로 문서로 만들어 줄 수 있습니다.

## 재미위키의 우리가 몰랐던 상식

* 만우절은 조선시대 길거리를 휩쓸었던 만마리 소를 기념하는 명절이라고 한다.
* 산사나무는 개사기 나무로 나무위키에서 고려대와 나무위키 죽창군대의 전투를 일으킨 역사적인 나무다.
* 박근혜는 대한지옥국의 **18**대 대통령이다. (여러분의 수정이 필요합니다.)
* 심영은 대한지옥국이 되기 전 시대의 전설적인 **고자**이다.
* 낚시는 대한지옥국의 시 중 하나이다.
* 장자바오역는 중국 사상가 장자가 만든 역으로 죽창과 반달의 전쟁터였습니다.
* 북한은 지옥불반도를 지탱하고 있는 진짜 **생지옥**이다.
* ---(여러분의 수정이 필요합니다.

### 작성 예정 항목

* 리그베다 사유화 사태
* 무다구치 렌야
* QPR
* 죽창
Banshee

A **banshee** is a physical reincarnation of a human who was murdered at the hands of another human. Banshees are summoned back into the realm of Dohmunderiah by Markarna shortly after reaching the domain of the Nebune. Markarna's intentions for the summoning of banshees is to allow the slain soul to seek out revenge and haunt or kill the person who originally murdered them. Due to the fact that banshees must wait a duration equal to half of their mortal lifetime in order to kill a human, most do not fulfull their purpose and are slain or killed by other means. Banshees are considered a nuisance in Dohmunderiah and are often hunted down and killed both for sport and bounties.

Banshees can only be killed by other humans through the use of tools or weaponry that were forged during the original lifetime of the soul of the banshee. Since banshees are not made of organic matter, if one is slain with a weapon not from their time of life, they will simply regenerate. Banshees are capable of killing from the moment they are summoned back into Dohmunderiah. However, for every life a banshee takes before the expiration of its incubation period, a mortal member of its past bloodline is stricken with a curse and killed. Although banshees are immortal, it is highly unlikely for them to occupy Dohmunderiah for more than a decade, with an average of only 30% making it through their incubation period. The oldest known banshee haunted the Hanarikar Lands for 853 years and belonged to the soul of a fisherman named Josarrius Charmers.

## Origins

What is believed to be approximately thirty years before the creation of the calendar, a seventeen year old Hanarian woman by the name of Karrah Bansh was captured by a bandit while she was practicing archery in the Roothing Forest After being mercilessly raped, Karrah was taken to the bandits' camp in the forest, tortured, and murdered. Karrah was disgusted in the vile actions performed by the bandits, and upon reaching the entrance of the domain of the Nebune, struck a negotiation with the god of death Markarna. In her deal, Bansh was granted access back into the realm of Dohmunderiah as a seemingly metaphysical version of her previous self. Karrah Bansh hunted down and slew the entire group of bandits responsible for her murder, and in payment, Markarna placed an everlasting curse upon every future murder victim, forcing them to act as servants to Karrah Bansh; thus they came to be called banshees.

After Karrah Bansh received her revenge, she was forced to return to the Nebune where she continued to serve Markarna in overseeing the tenants of the banshees.