Prank Battle Fight transcript

## Prologue: The opening intro

It's now 10:00 AM

[3rd Street School Bell Ringing]

Young Students: [Cheering Wildly]

Muriel Finster and Randall come right out the doors to spy on the young students.

The gang of 6 steps right on the school playground and TJ nods his head to them in agreement, which of course they go out and do their stuff.

Gus puts a little ball of strawberry banana gum right into this mouth and chews it, blows a super big bubble and it splatters all over his face.

[Splat!]

Gus: Wuuuuuuuuuugh!"

Gus knocks over the kick ball bin and Muriel Finster runs right over to grab it.

Peter Menlo looks right outside his office window to see what Muriel Finster's chasing after.

The kick ball bin goes right over the heads of Digger Sam and Digger Dave and they examine 1 another.

The kick ball bin drops right by.

Vince kicks a kick ball super high and it goes right up in mid-air.

TJ's shuffling and dealing cards out to the other students while Randall's taking notes of what other students are doing.

Spinelli taps Randall on his right shoulder.

Randall: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Spinelli picks up Randall's notebook.

Gretchen's mixing up a powerful potion and she mixes the 2 liquids up together as always.

[Bubbling Sounds]

While Mikey's making himself a cheese and meatball sub, he shoves it right down his mouth.

Mikey: [Belches A Bit]

The kindergarten students are climbing right up the pole with Swinger Girl. King Bob's guards Trumpet Boy and Jim Parkins hold Smithy up and King Bob gives them the thumbs down and Trumpet Boy and Jim go someplace with Smithy.

Upside Down Girl looks like she's right side up, but the camera reveals that she's really hanging upside down along with some kick balls rolling right by her.

Hustler Kid's giving Phil and 2 other students deals while a kick ball rolls right by them. Gus runs right into a mysterious shadow figure which reveals to be the kick ball that Vince threw falling right from mid-air.

The kick ball lands right on Gus's pink raspberry gum patch and TJ takes the kick ball right from the pink raspberry gum patch and Muriel Finster takes the kick ball from him and looks right at the entire screen.

The other students look right at the entire screen and Muriel Finster signals for them to come right inside.

When they go right inside right after recess is over, Muriel Finster closes the doors, but TJ comes right out and waves right at the entire screen and Muriel Finster closes the doors.

## Scene 1: The 3rd Street School playground

TJ: "Look out, players, here comes the kick!"

TJ kicks the kickball right over to Gus and a few other students.

TJ: "He shoots, he kicks, he scores!"

Ashley: Give me a T, Give me a J, Give me a D, Give me a E, Give me a T, Give me a W-E-I-L-E-R

Ashley: What is it spelled!.

A bucket of water bombs lands right on TJ's head.

Prankster Boy: "Got you, TJ Detweiler."

TJ: "Hey, what gives?!? I wasn't falling for that sort of prank!"

Vince: "Yo, Teej, are you alright?"

Gus: "what just happened here?"

TJ: "It's Prankster Boy, he's been pranking me all day long, and I just don't know exactly how I'm gonna prank back at him."

Gretchen: "Well, technically, TJ, it might or might not be super easy to prank back at somebody,"

Mikey: "what if you get caught by Ms. Finster or Principal Prickly or somebody?"

TJ: "Well, you guys, I got the most perfect plan. I'll just set up some prank traps just in case Prankster Boy comes around."

### The 3rd Street School lunch room

TJ sets up some prank traps with a bucket of blue slime, a whoopee cushion on 1 of the lunch table seats and a snake in a jar as well.

Tj: "Perfect planning."

[Footsteps Approaching]

Gus: "Look, you guys,"

Mikey: "here he comes right now."

Prankster Boy shows up just in time for TJ's prank battle fight.

TJ: "3, 2, 1......let 'er rip!"

TJ pulls the prank rope and sets off the prank traps.

Prankster Boy sits right on the whoopee cushion.

[Whoopee Cushion Deflating]

Prankster Boy: "Hey, what the-"

[Loud Splat!]

Prankster Boy: "AAAAAAAAAAAH! blue slime!"

A bright blue rubber snake pops right outta the bright red jar.

Prankster Boy: "Yipes! whooooooooooa!"

Prankster Boy faints right on the school lunch room floor.

TJ: "Yeah! alright! victory's mine! thanks to me, the prankster prince!"

All 6 (except TJ): [Cheering Wildly]

Prankster Boy: "Alright, TJ DetWeiller, you got me this time!"

TJ: "Now to walk around without being pranked again."

TJ walks around, but Muriel Finster catches him in his act.

TJ: "M-M-M-Ms. Finster, long time no see."

Muriel Finster: "Just what on earth did you just do there, DetWeiller?"

TJ: "I just sort of prepared this prank battle fight and pranked back at Prankster Boy for pranking me over and over again."

Muriel Finster: "That does it, Mr. Prankster Prince, it's Principal Prickly's office for you! march it off!"

TJ (being dragged by Muriel Finster's left hand): "B-B-B-But, Ms. Finster ma'am, you just don't understand."

TJ and Muriel Finster walk around on their way to Peter Prickly's office.

Mikey: "You guys, we need to do something about it,"

Gus: "prank battle fights can lead right up to detention."

Vince: "Oh come on, you guys,"

Gretchen: "how can they simply punish TJ for certain pranks that he came up with?"

### Peter Prickly's office

TJ: "Okay, so I was just winning the prank battle fight, what's the big whomp?"

Peter Prickly: "Now look, this is a super serious situation, a super serious situation indeed, we can't have any pranks in school."

TJ: "I know, Principal Prickly sir, he was pranking me, so I pranked back at him."

Peter Prickly: "Now we don't need to constantly remind you that pranking other students or faculty members is against the school rules. I got no other choice but to give you detention for 15 minutes."

TJ: "15 minutes? man, this whomps."

### Back on the 3rd Street School playground

Spinelli: "11:35 AM?"

Vince: "Man,"

Mikey: "how long are they gonna keep him in there?"

Gretchen: "I certainly hope not too long."

TJ and Peter Prickly walk right out the front school doors.

Peter Prickly: "I sure hope you learned your lesson, young man. from now on, your prank battle fight's officially forbidden."

Peter Prickly goes right back to his office.

Vince: "How'd it go in there, TJ?"

Mikey: "were they super hard on you?"

Spinelli: "did they let you use the young men's washroom?"

Gus: "or did they let you do your homework?"

TJ: "You guys, I hate to say this to all of you, but they took all of my prank traps and hid them someplace. but 2 or 3 people can really play that game."

Gretchen: "What exactly do you mean by that, TJ?"

TJ: "Well, I came up with another plan."

### The 3rd Street School gym room

Coach Kluge: "Alright, players, playtime! go!"

The students begin playing basketball and a bucket of ice-cold water splashes right on Gelman's head.

Gelman: "Hey! who soaked me here?!?"

Coach Kluge: [Blows Signal Whistle] "Vince, that prank's off limits! you know that! Principal Prickly's office! pronto!"

Vince walks around on his way to Peter Prickly's office.

### The 3rd Street School lunch room

Lawson sits right on a whoopee cushion.

[Whoopee Cushion Deflating Again]

Lawson: "I'll get you for this!"

Muriel Finster takes Mikey and Spinelli to Peter Prickly's office.

### Alordayne Grotke's classroom

Gus gives Gordy a snake in a jar.

[Loud Pop!]

Gordy: "Whooooooooooa!"

Alordayne Grotke: "Oh, Gus. oh dear, now I need to send you to Principal Prickly's office."

Gus walks around on his way to Peter Prickly's office.

### Back on the 3rd Street School playground

King Bob: "And now, I, King Bob, will play the most super big prank on the entire school population."

King Bob pulls down another bucket of blue slime and it lands right on Menlo.

Menlo: "I got slimed! I got slimed!"

Muriel Finster: "CARTWRIIIIIIIGHT!"

King Bob walks around on his way to Peter Prickly's office.

### On the other side of 3rd Street School playground

Jordan: "Jerome, pour the bucket of blue slime on Rachel."

Jerome: Right! Eat slime, Hart!

Jordan and Jerome pull down another bucket of blue slime and it lands right on Rachel Hart.

Rachel: "Agh! I got slimed! Lawson will get you for this!"

Muriel Finster: "COOKE! BRADWELL!"

Jordan and Jerome walk around on his way to Peter Prickly's office.

### Outside Peter Prickly's office

Lawson, Rachel, Butch, Sound Effects Boy, Cheay, Philmore, Barry, Adam and Morris come out of Peter Prickly's office, laughing.

Peter Prickly (from inside his office): "Of all of those pranks in the universe! you kids should be ashamed of yourselves!"