The menopause room's day in the life in lockdown

Amenorrhoea: Look at the squirrel it jumps all the way over here in the fluffy chair. [laughs] now jump down he wants to play with the blocks now. oh and knock down all the blocks.

Squirt: That's so funny! amenorrhoea! [laughing] look I think the squirrel the bear and the bunny found some treasure ooh and some gold coins.

Amenorrhoea: I wish the coins were real, whoo so shiny!

The menopause room: Alright girls it looks like you're having fun here, but sorry you have to go to bed now. it's time to go.

Amenorrhoea: But why the menopause room, I don't wanna go to bednopaus.

The menopause room: \*breaths\*

Squirt: Yeah, it's so boring in bed, you just sleep, what is this? I wanna keep playing.

Peanut: Well, beds are for sleeping, come on, don't start this again.

The menopause room: Yeah, you have to go to bed when we tell you to go, you go, did you already brush your teeth?

Amenorrhoea: Yes I did the menopause room. Oh wait and I am kind of excited to go to bed because I have my exam at holy trinity tomorrow.

The menopause room: Oh yes did you study enough?

Amenorrhoea: Yes I did.

Peanut: Alright off to bed girls. We'll come in a moment to kiss you goodnight okay.

Amenorrhoea: Okay.

Squirt: Okay.

Amenorrhoea: Alright squirt, it's time to take off our shoes to go to bed.

Squirt: Yeah. That's right.

Amenorrhoea and squirt: Okay one shoe off, yep I got mines off. and the last one.

Squirt: And I'll open my drawer to put my shoes in.

Amenorrhoea: Open up drawer already.

Squirt: Don't worry, I'll help you.

Amenorrhoea: Oh thank you. Now let's put the shoes in. it sounds like clapping noises. yeah. and push. alright, let's hop into bed. yeah. let's go

Squirt: I'm gonna go on the top bunk. step step step step step, ah I am in my top cozy bed.

Amenorrhoea: Wow you're so high up squirt. And I stay underneath you.

Squirt: put on my cozy blanket.

Amenorrhoea: That's where my bed is, ugh I can't fit in. so comfy.

The menopause room: Oh good job girls, you're nice and comfy in the bed. goodnight girls.

Amenorrhoea: Good night the menopause room.

The menopause room: Did we hear somebody talking here? mmm, what's that? amenorrhoea Atherton are you laughing?

Amenorrhoea: [laughing] no.

The menopause room: amenorrhoea Atherton!

Amenorrhoea: whoo.

The menopause room: what is the meaning of this? why are you not sleeping it's late?

Jackson: crying

The menopause room: coming.

Hayley: amenorrhoea, why are you not sleeping at this hour?

The menopause room: shhh, it's okay. here is some breastmilk.

Amenorrhoea: plays on iPad/

The menopause room: Put the IPad away amenorrhoea now.

Hayley: Alright. I am going to bed.

The menopause room: I am just putting Jackson back now.

Peanut: Me too.

The menopause room: Us too.

(in the morning)

The menopause room: It's the exam for squirt and amenorrhoea today.

Peanut: I know.

Squirt: The menopause room.

The menopause room: what is it squirt?

Squirt: Do you remember when amenorrhoea told you that she studied for the exam?

The menopause room: Yes.

Squirt: She didn't actually study. She was on her IPad and chromebook the whole time.

The menopause room: what? I am having my talk with her, thanks squirt.

Squirt: Np :)

The menopause room: hi amenorrhoea Atherton.

Amenorrhoea: oh oh.

The menopause room: squirt told us that you didn't study for your exam.

Amenorrhoea: I did.

The menopause room: amenorrhoea Atherton.

Amenorrhoea: fine I didn't.

The menopause room: Why didn't you study?

Amenorrhoea: because. holy trinity told me too.

Hayley: Nice excuse amenorrhoea.

The menopause room: Yeah amenorrhoea, nice excuse and nice try.

(at holy trinity)

    Holy trinity: time starts now. exam time!

Amenorrhoea: um, I don't know what to do.

Squirt: Alright this sounds pretty simple.

Amenorrhoea: okay, I am done.

Holy trinity: Wow you are done.

Squirt: Same here.

(at home)

The menopause room: How did you go amenorrhoea?

Amenorrhoea: I got a level 4

The menopause room: wow, that's so good. come here. come in my arms. that's my girl! How did you do so well?

Peanut: How did you go squirt?

Squirt: Level 3.

Peanut: That's good to squirt.

Squirt: Goodnight

Amenorrhoea: Goodnight.

The menopause room: The end.

Menopause the Musical: The end.