Bercy Hamhands

**Bercy Hamhands** was an ex-Knucklebrawler Half-Orc who was supposed to take a fall but bet all the money on himself instead. The Darkblades were not fans of this and sent Niles Blackwater and the then un-named Ätlän-tã Fælcons after him. Hamhands had holed up at his mother's place but the party found him, beat him up, and tied hams to his hands. They then brought him to the Darkblades in exchange for 1500 gold pieces.

He later turned up in the prison-city of Grull as Lahni Caplain's cell-mate, having been there for a while. It is unknown how he arrived there, but he said that he "went on the run" after stealing the money. Whether this happened after being given to the Darkblades, or it's a retcon is unknown1.

He seemed to be cool with Lahni's attempts to escape the prisoner. He kept his mouth shut whenever she was up to something, even occasionally offering his assistance in her schemes.

He had kissed someone in prison.

He was rescued by Lahni and her friends after they killed the warden and escaped from Grull, and brought back to The Tower of Gray.

Bercy was brought along on many of the Tower's various missions, including to Galanthis to find Rowan Grey's father, King Theonjon Dayne. He continued to follow them to The Crossroads to find Rowan Grey's mother, River Grey.

Later, when Lahni Caplain was invited by Stymer Dunkan to join his business back in Grull, opening up an "Eggs R Us", she invited Bercy to come along with her, which he agreed to do.

*A note:*
Bercy's reintroduction into the story is likely due to a recent post made by @bridgitconnell, who drew Bercy as extremely sexy. It set the internet ablaze, and was likely the cause of Bercy's triumphant return.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 38 - Smash and Grab
* Episode 39 - Settling up with the Darkblades
* Episode 288 - Welcome to Grull
* Episode 289 - First Impressions
* Episode 290 - Getting to Work
* Episode 291 - First Days on the Job
* Episode 293 - One More Quick Thing about Corn
* Episode 294 - Much Ado About Beans
* Episode 295 - The Proverbial Pin in the Beans
* Episode 296 - The Bone Pit
* Episode 301 - Back to the Tower
* Episode 302 - Never Have We Ever
* Episode 315 - Hell Room
* Episode 316 - Robo Reconnaissance
* Episode 320 - Preparing to Get Talented
* Episode 321 - The Mixer
* Episode 322 - One Bad Bungalow
* Episode 323 - In the Bedroom
* Episode 325 - A Shattered Illusion
* Episode 328 - A Victory in the Vault
* Episode 333 - Oops! All Tobies
* Episode 365 - Ticket To Ride
* Episode 367 - In the Mother's Shadow
* Episode 368 - The Party Father
* Episode 369 - Bone Brothers
* Episode 372 - Welcome to the Elemental Plane of Earth
* Episode 373 - Brain Brine Juice
* Episode 374 - The Mind Killer
* Episode 376 - Welcome to the Night Zone
* Episode 378 - The Crimes of Catherine Beanlord
* Episode 379 - Welcome to Venduria
* Episode 383 - Table Manners
* Episode 384 - The Curse of Exhaustion
* Episode 387 - The Elite Forge
* Episode 390 - Temptation's Hand
* Episode 391 - One Spicy Porridge
* Episode 401 - BIG Lahni
* Episode 404 - Welcome to Galanthis
* Episode 405 - Great Galanthis Snack Off
* Episode 406 - Welcome to The Crossroads
* Episode 426 - The Luck of the Draw
* Episode 427 - A Farewell to Our Family and Friends