Ernst Lindström

**Ernst Lindström** is a swedish person who was born with the innate ability of assembling furniture with his mind.

## **History**

### **1999**

Around July, **Ernst** had to stop his paragon of virtue existence as he was struck by the trauma, as the first furniture he assembled with his mind, was stolen. Realizing this, he have murdered a total amount of 500 kracatoan government members, for not doing their jobs properly on preserving order. Due to not bothering erasing evidence behind himself, he was quickly caught, arrested and thrown into lifetime sentence. In prison, he have beaten up half of his inmates, and then got beaten himself. Then he started to murder people inside people. Fueled by rage, he have murdered everyone inside prison. It was not long after that several kracatoan soldiers were asked to get into the area. None would return alive. After this, the kracatoan government have spent many times thinking if **Ernst** should be brought to Area 51 so that the local idiots in glasses and white lab coats, self-proclaimed "scientists", could examine him. So they have paralyzed him, and have brought him to Area 51. As the microsecond he was unparalyzed, he started to kill scientists and kracatoan soldiers both, without skipping a heartbeat and thinking about the differences between the two groups. However, he didn't kill enough people to escape safely, as he was paralyzed for a 2nd time and was put into a room filled with liquid hydrochloric acid, so the scientists would be able to see the damage caused. The acid have rendered **Ernst** immobile, but no signs of physical or mental damage could be spotted. Gaining this knowledge, the kracatoans ordered the scientists that the room needed to be guarded at all time, and keeping that thing inside the room, also not letting the hydrochloric acid decay.

### **2000**

Unfortunately for the scientists, the acid have decayed over time, or rather, got stuck on the skin of **Ernst**, creating an extra layer of protection, that in time got invisible. And as soon all acid were gone from the room, **Ernst** have removed the walls off the room and have quietly escaped Area 51 with very few noticing his disappearance. After this, he had intentions to return to Sweden, to terrorize the local government, but first, the problem was that he needed to cross an entire ocean. It also meant he had to be in water, which he hated, due to a childhood memory of himself almost drowning in a river after he was thrown into a river by his step father. He still did it. Unluckily, he was attacked by many things, even those things that would be considered non-hostile towards humans. **Ernst** have realized that his rage makes non-sentient beings hostile towards him for no reason. After about an estimated amount of 902123642 oceanic life exterminated, he finally arrived to Norway, not the place he was looking for, but he still decided to rest for a while, but in the mountains. During his way to the mountains, he have spotted a lot of fjords, and at one time, he was stopped by Pürilan Holmodar, a thulean individual who was exiled for unknown reasons. **Ernst** was disturbed by him as he wanted to make a good deal. A good deal, indeed that **Ernst** accepted. He had to kill an individual, that Pürilan believed that the reason for the exile was that individual hated him by the guts. **Ernst** have quickly killed that individual, and in return, he was taught the thulean martial art, which is, usually, would be too overpowered to teach a human being, but it was ignored at this point. After this, **Ernst** have continued his journey up the mountains, which was a success, and he have successfully took a good rest, until the kracatoans knocked at his door, which was a lethal thing to do, as they have died just after doing that.

### **2001**

**Ernst**, not long after he got inside Sweden, he was stabbed with sedatives and instead of calming him down, it made him more angrier, as the rage have outnumbered the effect of the sedative. Then he killed the person he was sedated by. After making his way into Stockholm, the whole city was fortified as a response to rebel threats, alongside with the threat of **Ernst**. However, when the man himself entered the city, literally everyone went inside their homes, hoping they would not be killed as the result of the insane amount of rage piled up inside **Ernst**. Luckily to him, only some kracatoan soldiers were outside. At one point, he punched at a building, which, due out of respect, have collapsed, killing all of it's residents. After this, nearby kracatoan soldiers were alerted by the sounds of the collapsing building, and some kracatoan snipers were able to see it happening. As soon as the soldiers arrived, they left as soon as possible, due to not wanting to die. However, by their own fortifications, they weren't able to escape Stockholm, unless by air transport. In response, **Ernst** have successfully eliminated all of the kracatoans. The next problem arrived, when the kracatoans have evacuated the city, and were about to drop some chemical bombs on the city with the intention to render **Ernst** immobile. It failed, as it was hydrochloric gas, not acid. Acid would have rendered him immobile, for a while. Then it was considered that a nuke would have been dropped on him, but in order to avoid further destruction, the kracatoans have decided to not, and would not return any humans to the city until the raging being was gone. It happened 3 months later, when **Ernst** received a letter of invitation to Thule. He declined, because he did not wanted to fiddle with beings that aren't a worthy foe for him. It was not long after the destruction of the town Alsófeketehalmiszentes, both Doom and the Godverse noticed the threat.

### **2002**

**Ernst** was teleported to Godverse for some reasons he didn't know. The millisecond have passed, and he was attacked by many things that was considered extinct in the Godverse, but for some reason, even those that have died also have hatred for him, possibly due to the rage. What the Godverse failed to realize was his ability to receive negative damage, and getting stronger each time he gets hurt. However, in order to avoid casualties, he was put into a room full of fluoroantimonic acid, the strongest acid used by humanity as of 2002. **Ernst** was no doubt, rendered immobile, however what the Godverse scientists weren't able to understand in how does any form of acid does render him immobile, and why does it require full body submersion. But what they have understood is that it took **Ernst** an estimated amount of 3 seconds less to make the acid decay around him. The reason was unknown. After all of it decayed, **Ernst** have killed all of the scientists that took part in the project, found a portal back to Earth, and continued to make people's live worse there, especially in Sweden. During his way back there, he have murdered any wildlife he encountered, and when he have arrived, he started to remove kracatoans from existence. In the same week, for some reason, he have let the bodies hit the floor instead of making them explode into many bits of gore, which is strange, as he always made a gorey mess whenever he have killed people. At one point, he was transported to Mars, and have decided to help the Modern Martians in their efforts for a while.

### **2003**

**Ernst** was deployed by Leizlev Brenei in Olympus Mons, a massive volcano that was formed after Mansi accidentally dropped 0.001 nanograms worth of blue particles. The fight for Olympus Mons would prove the most least intense battle, as both sides claimed to own it, but neither actually did, that's why **Ernst** was sent there, to secure it. Which was pretty easy, as he just had to place a flag in the highest point. Then he wanted to leave Mars, unfortunately, he witnessed the horrors of the past, otherwise known as the predecessors of Ancient Martians. The mere appearance of them caused both rage and fear inside **Ernst**, combined, he thought it was suicidal to fight them, but nevertheless he did, to send them back to death again, because apparently, the dust storms many million years ago weren't enough. After getting through the horrors, once again, he was disturbed by the Godverse, as he was placed into a container full of acid, but the acid decayed faster than the stock market have crashed after 1985, effectively ruining the plans of the Godverse. But as the Godverse itself was too scary to go on Mars, due to it's toxic soil, atmosphere and people, they decided to rethink their plans, which have also failed, as it was proven there's no known thing anymore that would be able to stop **Ernst**. Due to this, he looked for opportunities, that only gave him more power, but at the same time, no one on Earth would know about it. This is why he have decided to stole an entire library from Earth to Mars to learn about the technologies of extraterrestrial people that have passed through Earth, and have left some of their technologies there. After about 3 minutes into reading, he got bored and have decided to build a portal with any outside help. Which was a good idea, until he didn't had any resources for it.

### **2004**

**Ernst** now finally gathered enough resources for the previously said portal. The problem was that the portal only teleported him to random locations, meaning he could get into extremely bad situations. Luckily, he didn't got into one. He was teleported to a planet that was about 100 million light years away from Earth. The planet is a rouge planet, travelling ever so distant from everything else. He have realized later that this planet is actually what the ice giant evolved into, that was ejected out of the solar system. On the planet, he have found his yet to be best friend, G̨͘͡e̴͝ń̶҉é̀r̷̷͜͞͏á̛ĺ̴̸̡̢ ͏͜҉U̴͟͡n̛҉͡t̶̕͢͞h͢҉̵͢͏ì͡n̡̕͜͠͠k̸̡͘a͏̕͏̛b̛͘͜͟͢ĺ̴̨͜͡è͘ , a general without an army. However, he have said that this planet was in danger, as it is about to get attacked by Void. **Ernst** have defended the planet fiercely, despite the Void not arriving yet, which meant he was preparing for the fight. When the Void have arrived, they have brought about 0.1 googol worth of soldiers. Both of them knew that this fight will not be wrote down in any kind of history, but this dead, rogue planet was the home of G̨͘͡e̴͝ń̶҉é̀r̷̷͜͞͏á̛ĺ̴̸̡̢ ͏͜҉U̴͟͡n̛҉͡t̶̕͢͞h͢҉̵͢͏ì͡n̡̕͜͠͠k̸̡͘a͏̕͏̛b̛͘͜͟͢ĺ̴̨͜͡è͘ , and he had intentions of defending it. At first, it was easy to repel the attacks, but over time, it became increasingly hard, as more and more Void soldiers would arrive. Eventually, so much have arrived, the both were forced to flee up to the mountains, and letting the Void to take over the planet, although temporarily. When the dust settled, and the Void have also did the same, they immediately started to think on how they will strike back, as clearly, the Void had the numerical advantage. However, their next problem, was that they needed to create a some sort of myth, as they knew that Void people would explore this planet, and eventually would find, or a carve a way to the top of the mountains. **Ernst** came up with the idea of that each time someone approaches the area they have marked as "dangerous for everyone else", he would begin hunting for people, killing them, bringing them to the top, and letting them decompose. And he proceeded to do it.