The Footyzilla Show: Episode 2 - Ancient Duel

Ancient Duel is the second episode of the Footyzilla Show.

## Story

As Footyzilla was inspecting the feathers that had actually pierced his skin, he noticed something falling from the sky, diving down. The creature smashed its arms down on the ground, nearly hitting Footyzilla. However, Footyzilla jumped back at the last second, quickly dodging the creature. As Footyzilla tried getting the feathers out of his fingers, the creature spoke to him. "Who are you?" it asked. Footyzilla finally got the feathers out of his fingers, before asking. "Um...I'm Footyzilla. Who are you? You literally attacked me out of nowhere!" The mysterious creature walked towards Footyzilla. It looked like a large raptor, with light green feathers, a yellow head and a large crest with an orange patterning. The creature also had blue eyes. The feathers that extended from the head, arms and tail had red patterns on the end. The creature then spoke. "Well, my name is Proikeus," the creature said. Footyzilla decided to approach Proikeus, but the raptor-like creature jumped back, before continuing to speak. "I am a divine creature born from a powerful species, and I have been crossing the multiverse in search of worthy opponents, and it seems I have found one. Your name is Footyzilla, I see. I am pleased to meet you and I hope you do well. Let us begin!"

Footyzilla seemed surprised at this, but decided to go along with this. "Hmm, okay. Sounds fun!" he excitedly said. The two creatures prepared for a fight before launching towards the other one. Footyzilla launched three punches towards Proikeus. However, Proikeus dodged the first two and jumped over the third. Footyzilla looked behind himself, but was kicked directly in the face by Proikeus. Footyzilla stumbled back as Proikeus launched a group of feathers towards Footyzilla. Footyzilla managed to dodge the feathers before punching the divine creature in the chest. Proikeus jumped back. "Hmm, impressive!" Proikeus said before jumping towards Footyzilla, both fighting hand-to-hand. "I've never found someone as strong as other members of my own species!" Footyzilla nodded, both still fighting each other. "Thanks, I guess..." The two jumped into the air and pushed off each other, launching each of each other away. They landed again, taking some more time to talk to each other.

"So," started Footyzilla. "Where you from?" he asked, curious of the origins of Proikeus. "Well, I came from another universe." Proikeus said. "I'm sorry, what?" asked Footyzilla, confused. "Oh, you haven't heard. Okay, basically there's this thing called the Multiverse. I come from an alternate universe of divine creatures. Now, most of our species stays in that universe, but to be honest, those guys are jerks. They have power in terms of strength and ruling that they abuse. I decided to leave, however, as a divine creature of great power, I decided to battle against opponents to see if anyone was as strong as me and my divine species, just for research purposes." he finished. "Hmm, well then," responded Footyzilla. "I feel like everyone I've encountered so far has some super deep origin story, like the Council of Narrators, or whatever divine creature species you're from, meanwhile I'm just here, kinda popping into existence, and then created this universe accidentally." Footyzilla mumbled. "Oh, you're the creator of this universe. Congratulations, this is in better shape then most universes I've seen." responded Proikeus. Footyzilla nodded his head, slightly proud that his universe hadn't gone to hell...yet.

"So," began Proikeus. "Have you met anyone else here, like, is there else on this planet, or universe in general?" Footyzilla thought for a minute. "From what I know, there are no really...sentient creatures in this universe. There is the Narrator, though," he replied. Proikeus was interested. "Narrator, eh?" he asked curiously. "Sounds interesting. Well, anyways, back to fighting!" Proikeus screamed. "Oh, right." said Footyzilla. The two went back to fighting then. Footyzilla and Proikeus charged at each. Proikeus tried to jump away, but was tackled to the ground by Footyzilla. Proikeus was an incredibly strong warrior, but compared to Footyzilla, who weighed much more, Proikeus was quite frail, only weighing around 900 kilograms. However, he actually had decent intelligence. Proikeus also had a couple of abilities. As Footyzilla tackled Proikeus to the ground, the extremely large feathers on Proikeus' tail expanded, opening up like a peacock. The large, false eyes on the end of Proikeus' tail feathers distracted Footyzilla, as Proikeus kicked away Footyzilla, before his arm feathers doubled, and Proikeus took flight. Footyzilla looked up, extremely interested. "That doesn't seem physically possible!" screamed Footyzilla. "Yeah," agreed Proikeus. "But this is the Footyzilla Show." Footyzilla nodded in agreement.

Proikeus flew down, descending down upon Footyzilla. Footyzilla dodged the first attack, but not the second, as Proikeus barrel-rolled to Footyzilla's shoulder, hitting him and knocking him away. Footyzilla then got up, as Proikeus landed, looking surprised and slightly concerned for Footyzilla. Footyzilla was confused. "What?" he asked. He then looked at the shoulder Proikeus had hit him, and noticed that his arm had fallen off. "Oh!" blandly said Footyzilla, as if this was a minor inconvenience. "Are...are you okay?" asked Proikeus, concerned. "Sorry about that, just...wow, I am so sorry!" he exclaimed. "Oh, don't worry about it." nodded Footyzilla. After he said this, Footyzilla's arm completely grew back. Proikeus was surprised, but went along with it. Proikeus took flight again, and tried to grab Footyzilla's shoulders with his legs, trying to lift him in the air. Footyzilla tried to resist, but was thrown into the air and kicked away into the air. Proikeus flew into the air again and sent out a swarm of feathers. Footyzilla noticed this and decided to use a more unorthodox attack. Footyzilla opened his mouth and launched his tongue out the feathers, retracting his tongue and shooting out all of the feathers towards Proikeus, hitting him and knocking him out of the ground.

Proikeus laughed, he hadn't had this fun in a while. "Alright, alright," he chuckled. "Good on you, but now, my final attack!" Proikeus exclaimed, as he grabbed a group of feathers. Suddenly, a giant, Flamberge Sword bloomed from the feathers. This was Proikeus' strongest weapon, before charging towards Footyzilla. "Oh dang." Footyzilla nodded, before he fought against Proikeus. Proikeus started swinging around the sword. He was fast, but extremely skilled, despite his arms actually being quite short for his body length. Still, Footyzilla was able to dodge the attacks, even though they were still extremely quick, though he was still getting hit by some. Proikeus then roared up to Footyzilla, before spinning rapidly and knocking away Footyzilla. Proikeus then charged towards Footyzilla. Footyzilla thought, and then realised what he could do. He reached back to his non-existent pockets and pulled out a large katana. "Alright, lets go!" Footyzilla screamed, charging as well. Footyzilla and Proikeus began to sword-fight, each of them practically equally matched in terms of their sword-skills. Proikeus was quicker and more agile, but Footyzilla's strength allowed him to win. Proikeus jumped, trying to pounce on Footyzilla, but the stupid-idiot dodged. As Proikeus landed, realising he had missed, Footyzilla kicked him high into the air before jumping up with his sword and smashing down Proikeus into the ground, destroying all the mountains around them and creating a large crater, winning the battle.

Footyzilla and Proikeus both got up. "Good job!" Proikeus nodded, as he held out his hand for a handshake. "Oh, well, uh, thank you," smiled Footyzilla. "This was fun, we should do it again sometime." Proikeus laughed. "Hmm, maybe, but, I gotta go, you know." said Proikeus. "Other universes, and stuff." he said. "Welp, bye then!" Proikeus exclaimed as he launched backwards, away from Earth. "Well, that was fun," Footyzilla laughed. "Bet that character won't come back later in the show, hehe, no, never." Footyzilla said, looking directly at the non-existent camera.