Revenge of the Chef

**After someone defaces a picture of Chef's mother, the contestants are forced into a boot camp-style challenge until someone fesses up. Two contestants try their hardest at the challenge to impress their respective crushes. However, it is a different camper who wins the challenge for their team. The losing team plans who they will eliminate, but are shocked when the camper who defaced the picture blames another camper, eliminating the latter.**

## Chapter 4

Chris: “Previously, on *Total Drama Island*...

“the remaining fifteen contestants were told to hunt down the Sasquatchanakwa! The Ferocious Trout were divided, with the stronger members heading one way and the others headed another, completely wrong, direction.

“Axel finally found a use for Ripper's thick skull and then the Sasquatchanakwa found something to throw like a Frisbee. Hint: It was Ripper. The teams had to cross the finish line first after the Sasquatchanakwa ruined the challenge. Even though it looked like the Frogs of Death would win again, Nichelle and Julia's rivalry hit new heights and cost their team.

Nichelle was voted out and is now about to participate in what will surely be an underwhelming duel at Pahkitew Island.

Who will be voted out next? And will Scary Girl or Nichelle advance, leaving the other in the dust? Find out now on

*TOTAL.*

*DRAMA.*

*ISLAND!!!*

**\*INTRO\***

It is still nighttime, and Nichelle and Scary Girl are both on Pahkitew Island, where the Gamemaster, cloaked in darkness is sitting in a throne. Gamemaster: “Please welcome our guests!” Nichelle and Scary Girl look as Chris arrives wearing a toga and a Caesar Crown. Chef follows wearing Trojan Armor. Chris: “Listen up, losers! This is how things will work here in the Chrisiseum. Every time someone is eliminated, they will arrive here. When there are two people here... which there are... they will duel in a life-threatening challenge designed by the Gamemaster. The winner will advance and stay in the game, while the loser will be blasted away in the newly refurbished Cannon of Shame! The winner will be provided with food and shelter by the Gamemaster. While here, you will listen to the Gamemaster's orders, as he is basically me, but with worse looks and no good ideas. Now, let the Gamemaster Speak!”

Gamemaster: “So, you two were both voted out by your teams. Trust me, I know how that feels. If you're anything like me, you'll be seeking redemption and very possibly... Revenge. The only way to Advance, as the host said, is by beating the other in a challenge designed by myself. If you win, you will stay and wait for the next contestant to be voted out, and you will duel them! The winner of that game stays, and so on.

“Now, without further ado... Let out duel commence!” The Gamemaster walks down from his throne and comes into view. He is wearing an entirely black outfit, with a long, flowing red cape and a black mask over his face.

Nichelle: “Oh nah, man. You look like Darth Vader bought his suit off of Party City or something.”

Gamemaster: “I AM NOT DARTH VADER! My cape is red.”

Scary Girl stares ahead blankly.

Gamemaster: “The challenge today was inspired by your previous challenge. But instead of trying to bring home some wild animal, you must race to and climb the wall over there. The original plan was for you to capture a squirrel and bring it back to me, but one of the interns left open the squirrel cage and now we don't have any. So, now all you have to do is climb the wall. Only start when I say go!”

Nichelle and Scary Girl are standing side by side, waiting for the sign. Gamemaster: “GO!”

Nichelle outruns Scary Girl easily, as the latter is barely jogging.

Nichelle races to the climbing wall well ahead of Scary Girl. Nichelle: “Hey! Game Boy! Where's our harnesses?”

Gamemaster: “Did I say there were harnesses? No. Climb up there without one.”

Nichelle: “But what if we fall?”

Gamemaster: “That's no concern of mine.”

Nichelle: \*gulps\*

Nichelle puts her shaky hand on the first hold and looks up the wall. Nichelle: “Here goes...”

She begins slowly climbing the wall.

Nichelle is now about one-third up. She looks down to where Scary Girl is standing, right at the bottom of the climbing wall. Gamemaster: “Things are about to get good, as chicken Nichelle is hesitating at the start of the red section. Scary Girl is about to start at the blue section now!”

Chris: “Yeah... everything's the same color. What do you mean 'Blue Section', 'Red Section'?”

Gamemaster: “I like to pretend that they're different colors because it's more fun!”

Nichelle begins to once again slowly gain altitude and is making steady progress, but Scary Girl starts climbing.

Nichelle takes a thumbtack from her pocket. She reaches over and places it on one of Scary Girl's holds. Then, she continues to climb, now approximately halfway up the wall. Scary Girl is making quick progress, though and is already more than a third of the way up the wall.

Nichelle begins to slow her pace. She looks down at Scary Girl, who is now rapidly approaching halfway.

Nichelle continues to take her time, slowly climbing to higher, while Scary Girl catches up to halfway. Gamemaster: “And Nichelle reaches the Yellow Section! But Scary Girl is catching up, still stuck in the-” Chris: “Just get on with the challenge! Chef, I'm not *that* annoying, am I?”

Chef rolls his eyes. Chef: “No, Chris, you're not.”

Nichelle is now three quarters of the way up, and stops to look down as Scary Girl reaches right to where the thumbtack is. However, Scary Girl puts her hand right on it and continues climbing without a reaction. Nichelle begins to panic and starts climbing faster again.

Nichelle continues climbing, but now Scary Girl is climbing faster than before.

Gamemaster: “And Scary Girl reaches the Yellow Section-”

Chris: “*Enough* with the Sections!”

Gamemaster: “You're RUINING THE MOMENT!”

Meanwhile, Scary Girl is now almost even with Nichelle.

Scary Girl is barely behind Nichelle. She reaches out with the thumbtack in between her fingers and pricks Nichelle's leg with it. Nichelle screams and clutches her leg. Nichelle: “I was STUNG! I WAS STUNG! I'M ALLERGIC TO BEE STINGS! HELP HELP HELP!” Scary Girl passes Nichelle and makes it to the top. Gamemaster: “Scary Girl wins! She will stay alive in the competition until another challenger comes, and she must beat that challenger in order to potentially move on!”

Gamemaster: “Let's get Medical on that leg.”

A team of interns rush out carrying first aid kits and one of them is carrying a stretcher. They get Nichelle down and inspect her lower leg. Intern: “Hold up, Mr. McLean, sir. It's no Bee Sting. It's a thumbtack.”

Nichelle: “A what?”

Chris: “A Thumbtack. Jeez, you guys are slow. Gamemaster, give her the blast of shame.”

Gamemaster: “Yes, uh, right away sir.”

Minutes Later, Nichelle is loaded into the Cannon of Shame. Gamemaster: “Any last words, loser?”

Nichelle: “Yeah, what do you look like, freak?”

The Gamemaster blasts Nichelle off the island. Gamemaster: “I guess we'll never find out.”

In the morning, at camp, the Frogs of Death are sitting in the cafeteria. Wayne: “Pretty wild last night, huh? I'm glad Julia didn't go home.” Julia glares at Wayne. Wayne: “You know, because Nichelle was mean.”

Raj: “Yeah, but we can't lose again. I don't know what Chris will throw at us next, but we need to be ready.”

Caleb: “I agree, guys. We need to be prepared for any challenge we're given.”

Bowie: “I agree with Caleb!”

Emma: “Me too!”

Julia: “Ugh. Whatever. Who are we voting off if we lose?”

Emma: “If you keep acting like that, then we're going to vote *you* off. Right guys?”

Wayne: “Uhh... yeah... right.”

MK walks in with a chipmunk on her shoulder. MK: “Hey, guys! Look who I found! Little Timmy McAcorn.”

Emma: “Who?”

MK: “He's a chipmunk. I found him in the woods and he looked hungry so I brought him here.”

Julia: “Great idea. Now he can eat our food on us. Ugh.” Julia stands up and makes to leave. Just before she can exit, Chris talks over the PA System. Chris: “Not so fast! It has come to Chef's attention that someone sneaked into his office last night and defaced a picture of his mother. So, we will be suspending all camp activities, including breakfast, until the guilty culprit decides to fess up.”

Emma: “That's terrible! Who would do such a thing?”

Chris: “I don't know, but the Ferocious Trout are being sent to the cafeteria right away until we found out who did it.”

Just then, the Ferocious Trout walk in looking bedraggled. Ripper: “Nice going, guys. Someone just cut off my massage.”

Zee: “Yeah, and I was having a conversation with that cute intern in the Hotel.”

Chris (over PA System): “Oh, yeah, and Axel is here, too.”

Axel walks in. She glares at Ripper. Ripper smiles. Axel: “So, I see you got rid of blogger girl. Nice move. If you ask me, she was slowing you guys down more than anyone else. Get rid of the weak and keep the strong.”

Raj: “Yeah, but I don't think it's a good idea to cheer on the other team.”

Axel gets up into Raj's face. Axel: “I don't think it's a good idea to tell me what to do.”

Raj gulps and nods. Raj: “Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.”

Chris (Over PA System): “Alright, enough chit-chat. Here's how everything will work today. Chef will be conducting the challenge this morning and you all will have to participate. There will be a series of grueling tasks guaranteed to make anyone want to give up. The rules are simple: If someone fesses up, their team wins a sweet reward. No telling what it is yet. If someone backs out of the task that Chef gives you, they must stay in here and wait until their team loses or wins. The last team with a member standing wins. Alright, I gotta go oversee some boring spinoff talk show's script, so I will not be present until this evening. Toodles everyone and I hope someone tells the truth... because we *will* find out.”

Chris leaves the area and jumps into the helicopter and flies off.

Chef: “Alright, maggots! First thing's first. For your first task, you all have hold yourselves on a bar suspended above your head. The first person to drop out of the task is out of the challenge and must spend the rest of the day helping the interns clean the Arts-And-Crafts Center.”

Ripper: “Ugh, more cleaning? Don't you guys get enough of that?”

Chef: “Alright, Ripper here just volunteered you guys to pick up the trash on the beach. And boy is there a lot of it.”

In two minutes, both teams are holding onto a bar that is suspended over a pool. Chef: “The first person who gives up can drop into that pool and they will immediately head down to the beach to help the interns with clean-up. After that person drops out, there will be a ten second period and if anyone falls during that time, they are also out of the challenge. You hear me?”

No one answers. Priya: “Chase, I'm not sure how much longer I can do this.”

Axel: “Drop off if you want. I'm going to carry our team anyway.”

Ripper: “Yeah, let's all just drop off so you can get out of cleaning the beach.”

Chef: “SHUT UP AND HANG ON!”

Priya: “I can't hold on any longer. Sorry, guys.” Priya lets go of the bar and falls into the water.

Chef: “Embarrassing. You should be ashamed of that performance, young lady.”

The others survive the ten seconds.

Chef: “You have one minute to get yourselves ready for the next task.”

Ripper: “One minute? Pathetic! We'll never be ready in that time.”

Chef: “Ripper here has told me you all want to go straight to the next task!”

Chase: “Gee, thanks, Ripper.”

Chef hands them all big thick books. Chef: “Hold these out in front of you. The first person to drop their copy of Chris' Autobiography is out of the challenge. After they drop it, if anyone else drops it within ten seconds, they will be eliminated.”

Julia: “Yeah, this isn't worth my time.”

Wayne: “No, Julia! You can do this! We need to win as a team!”

Julia: “Ugh. You're so annoying. Fine, I'll stay in as long as I can.”

Zee: “Guys, I don't think I can do this very much longer.”

Chase: “No. We can't lose too many people.”

Axel: “Jump down squirt. I can carry the team.”

Ripper: “Would you stop saying that?”

Chef: “WHAT PART OF SHUT UP DON'T YOU FREAKS UNDERSTAND?”

Ripper gulps. Ripper: “Sorry, sir.”

Chef: “Attaboy.”

MK: “Zee, what if both of us drop of, so you don't make your team mad and I don't?”

Julia: “Who says you won't make us mad?”

Zee: “Sounds cool! I wonder if that cute intern will be down there?”

Zee and MK drop their books.

Chef: “You two are inexcusable rat turds! How dare you drop out of the challenge and leave your teams hanging? GET DOWN TO THE BEACH!”

Zee and MK walk off. Julia: “Ugh. How long until we can drop these?”

Chef: “FIVE SECONDS NOW BE PATIENT RICH GIRL!”

Chase chuckles: “Don't get him too angry, Julia.”

Chef: “YOU THINK SOMETHING'S FUNNY LITTLE BOY?”

Chase: “Uh... no.”

Chef: “Good, your time for this challenge is over. Drop your books and step on them while you're at it.”

The contestants drop their books. Wayne: “See, Julia? I told you you could do it.”

Julia: “Yeah, I guess you did.” Julia smiles and Wayne smiles back. Raj: “Uh, let's focus on the challenge right now guys.”

Chef: “Finally! Someone with brains! Let's go maggots!”

Chef leads them into the forest. Chef: “Recently, you guys caused a cave-in with the Sasquatchanakwa. So, for this challenge, you all will be rolling boulders. Why? Because it makes you have to WORK!”

Millie: “I'm good at working. At my family's horse farm, I help with everything!”

Chef: “DID I ASK YOU FOR A BACKSTORY, MADAM?”

Millie: “No.”

Chef: “Well, then, each of you push a boulder across this clearing. The last person to push their boulder across the line is out of the challenge. Anyone who gives up before they cross that finish line is also out of the challenge.”

Bowie: “Caleb! Let's pick the smallest boulders we can find so we're done sooner!”

Caleb: “Good idea! Emma! Come pick the smallest boulder.”

Chef: “I don't think so, boy! Your boulder will be given to you based off of your weight.”

Wayne: “How do you know our weight?”

Chef: “It's in your application. I told Chris weight would come in handy.”

Within five minutes, each contestant has a big boulder. Chef: “When I say go, you all start pushing your boulders. On your mark... Get set.... GO!”

They all start pushing their boulders the short distance to the finish line.

Axel: “EASY! I... Can... Do... It!” She pushes her boulder across the finish line and looks back, where everyone is making okay progress except for Julia, Bowie and Millie. Axel: “Hurry Up! That took me no time! It shouldn't take you long at all!”

Chef: “I admire your determination, Axel. But I am still the chief here and I am here to tell them what to do. LET'S GO MAGGOTS! I AIN'T GOT ALL DAY!”

Caleb, Wayne and Ripper are almost done with there boulders. Raj and Damien are right behind. Emma, Bowie and Chase are next and Millie and Julia are barely getting anywhere. Julia: “I don't think I can do this anymore.”

Wayne: “Don't give up! You can do it! I believe in you!”

Ripper: “I don't.”

Caleb and Wayne finish. Wayne: “Julia! Come on!” Wayne runs over to help her.

Chef: “No you don't, boy! This challenge is for everyone to complete by themselves. Not for you to complete for other people! Now sit next to big guy and Axel!” Wayne sits on a log next to Caleb.

Raj and Damien finish. Ripper is beginning to fall behind. Ripper: “Someone threw a tree root in my way! That's why it's not moving! It's *NOT* because I'm weak!”

Chef gets into Ripper's face. Chef: “WE ARE IN A FOREST! OF COURSE THERE'S A TREE ROOT!”

Ripper gives another push and the boulder goes over the tree root and rolls down to the finish line. Ripper: “Ha, cake! I told you I wasn't weak.”

Now only Chase, Bowie, Emma, Millie and Julia are left on the course.

Bowie: “Man, this is hard, guys.”

Chase: “I know, right? I didn't expect this when I signed up for a show set in Summer Camp.”

Bowie, Emma and Chase are nearly there.

Emma: “I wish they would cheer us on.”

Julia: “Right now all I want is not to barf.”

Julia pushes her boulder, which slips in the mud and causes her to fall face first into the ground. Julia: \*Screams\* “Get it off me! Get it off me!”

Millie pushes her boulder past Julia. Millie: “You snooze, you lose, Julia.”

Chase, Bowie and Emma finally finish. Emma: “Wow, thanks for the support, guys.”

Caleb: “Sorry, Emma. I didn't know you wanted us to cheer you on. I thought it'd be distracting.”

Bowie and Emma sit next to the other Frogs and Chase sits next to the other Trout. Millie is approaching the Finish Line. Julia: “THAT'S IT! I QUIT! I QUIT! I QUIT!”

Chef: “You, little girl are the worst contestant I have ever come across. Why, you're not useful in any of the challenges!”

Millie crosses the finish line. Millie: “Yes! Still in!”

Julia: “Not so fast!” Millie: “What?”

Julia: “Chef said that the last person to cross the finish line was out of the challenge.”

Chef: “You're right, I did! Sorry, Millie, but you need to head down to the beach with Julia.”

Wayne: “Nice idea, Julia!”

Julia: “Thanks.” She walks over to Wayne.

Chef: “WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? THE BEACH IS THAT WAY!” He grabs Julia's shoulder and shoves her in the direction that Millie is heading.

By this time, there are clouds coming in. Chef: “Looks like we're in for a storm. Who here wants to continue in the challenge in the rain?”

Wayne, Axel, and Caleb raise their hands. Ripper sees that Axel's hand is raised and raises his, too.

Chef: “Alright, we have five quitters. All of you embarrassments head out!”

Raj: “Good luck, Wayne! Good luck Caleb!”

Axel: “I don't need any luck.”

Raj: “I wasn't wishing you luck.”

Ripper: “I don't need luck either! I'm a tough guy whose dad is a famous baseball player. I am skilled enough to take this challenge on! YAAAA!”

Axel: “What the Hell is wrong with you?”

Ripper: “Nothing. That's just me bragging. You know, we gotta show the other team we're tough.”

Axel: “You show the other team you're tough by doing not screaming like a howler monkey.”

Chef: “That's right, Axel. For your next physically demanding task, follow me.” Chef leads the others to a large mat on the beach.

Chef: “Sit down.”

Ripper: “Sit down? What, are you rewarding us for being the toughest?”

Chef: “You could say that. Now sit down!”

Ripper sits. Ripper: “I hope we have a picnic. I'm starving.” The others sit down. Chef takes a basket from inside a bush. He pulls out four large Sub Sandwiches. Chef: “Okay, here's what we're gonna do. If you guys want these delicious sandwiches, you'll tell me who defaced the picture of my Mama. One of you knows. I know you know. If no one says anything, these sandwiches go to those working hard on the beach.”

Ripper: “Man, I knew this was a scam. I should've just quit when I had the chance.”

Chef: “You all have five seconds!”

Ripper: “Well, I didn't hear anything last night.”

Caleb: “I--” He looks at Wayne, whose eyes are wide and frightened. Caleb: “I don't know.”

Axel: “Of course it wasn't me. I was at Boney Island all last night.”

Chef: “Alright, since none of you want to fess up, you leave me no choice.”

Chef takes a remote control out of his pocket. Chef: “Your last task is to swim to shore.”

Ripper: “We are on shore right now.”

Chef: “You will have to swim to shore... after I fling you into the lake.”

Ripper: “You what?”

Chef presses a button on the remote control and a giant spring flings the contestants into the lake.

Ripper is in the water next to Caleb. Ripper: “I bet it was you! You probably wanted to go snog your girlfriend out there and decided you'd occupy yourself with defacing Chef's mom while you were at it.”

Caleb: “Girlfriend? Who? Emma? No, we're just friends.”

Ripper: “Yeah right. I've seen the way she looks at you. She looks at you like you're a pop star or something.”

Wayne: “Shouldn't we be making our way back to shore?”

Caleb: “I am a slow swimmer, Wayne. If anyone's gonna win it for our team, it's gonna be you. Hey, where is Axel?”

Axel is already swimming to shore. Wayne gasps. Wayne: “I gotta go! Come on, guys!'

Wayne starts swimming toward shore but isn't making too much progress. Wayne: “Damn, guys, I'm gonna lose. Axel is too fast.”

Axel is already almost at shore and Wayne is about a third of the way there. Wayne swims back to Caleb and Ripper. Wayne: “I don't want everyone to think I did it, but I did sneak out of our cabin last night. But I didn't deface the picture, I swear.”

Ripper: “Oh, so you're the reason we're here. Great. I could've been eating good in the hotel right now but instead you decide to draw a mustache on Mrs. Chef.”

Caleb: “Who said there was a mustache?”

Ripper: “Uh, I'm sure Chef mentioned it somewhere.”

Wayne: “I don't think so!”

Ripper: “He must've! I mean, it'd be ridiculous to assume there was a mustache drawn on, and I wasn't the one who did it.. so Chris must've said something!”

Chef drives up in a speed boat. Chef: “Alright, maggots! Axel made it to shore! The Ferocious Trout win the challenge! You Frogs will meet me and Chris at the Elimination Ceremony tonight and we'll get down to business about who defaced my picture. NOW SWIM TO SHORE MAGGOTS!”

Wayne: “But...”

Chef: “NO BUTS BOY! GET TO SHORE!”

Caleb sighs and starts swimming. The other two follow him and Chef zooms around and goes back to the Island.

Later, the Frogs, except for MK. are sitting around their table at the Cafeteria. Wayne: “Sorry I couldn't win, guys. I was too slow.”

Raj: “It's okay, bud. You gave it your best try.”

Julia: “Enough blabbing. Who are we voting out?”

Bowie: “Well, I think we're planning on voting out... you.”

Julia: “What?! Why?”

Bowie: “You haven't exactly been useful in challenges. And you're hard to get along with.”

Caleb: “I agree. I hate to say it, but you've been very difficult to be friends with.”

Wayne: “I say we vote out MK. I mean, nothing against her, but she's kind of weird.”

Julia: “Yeah, MK has been hiding animals in our cabin.”

Emma: “I bet that she's hanging out with them right now.”

Raj: “Is everyone okay with voting for her?”

Bowie: “I don't know... but we gotta figure out who we're voting out soon.”

Chris (Over PA System): “Or we can do it right now! Frogs, meet me at the Elimination Ceremony! Trout, get to the peanut gallery.”

Later, the Frogs have voted and and Trout are in the peanut gallery and Chris and Chef are standing by the campfire. Chris: “The rehearsal was a success, thanks.”

Wayne: “What rehearsal?”

Chris: “Never mind. Anyways, you Frogs have all voted. When I give you a marshmallow, you're safe. Marshmallows go to... Caleb, Raj, Emma and Bowie.” He tosses Marshmallows to each of them. Chris: “Also safe is Wayne.” He tosses Wayne a marshmallow. Chris: “There is one marshmallow left on my plate. The last marshmallow of the night goes to..............”

An intern runs up. Intern: “Wait! Mr. McLean, sir! The security footage has come in!”

Chris: “What? Oh yeah, the security footage from Chef's office. What about it?”

Intern (whispering): “It shows who defaced the picture.”

Chris: “Oh yes? Let me see.”

The intern hands him a tablet. Chris swipes and taps a couple of times. Chris: “Oh yes? I should've known.” he gives the tablet back to the intern. Chris: “Okay, our culprit has been exposed! Julia, MK, each of you is safe. Our defacer was on the Trout.”

Wayne sighs with relief.

Chris: “Now, one of you know who it was.”

Ripper stands up. Ripper: “It was Zee!”

Everyone gasps. Ripper: “I saw him sneak out last night and I promised not to say anything! But now, I think it doesn't matter, he's caught anyway.”

Chris: “I was hoping you'd say that. There was no footage. It was the only way to get you guys to fess up. Zee! Step onto the X. Chef, you know what to do.”

Zee: “But it wasn't me!”

Chef: “Sorry, all eliminations are final!”

Zee: “That's no fair! It wasn't me!”

Chef straps Zee into the harness. Chris: “Which of our winners is going to Boney Island?”

Ripper: “I'll do it!”

Chris: “No, your team forfeits. You can thank Zee here. One of the Frogs is going!”

MK: “I'll go! It'll be wonderful to see all the wildlife over there.”

Chris: “MK! Head to the Dock of Shame and await the boat! Everyone else, I bid you adieu! I have another show to catch!” Chris jumps into the helicopter with Chef.

The helicopter flies over the island and drops Zee on it. Gamemaster: “Zee! Are you ready for the challenge of a lifetime?”

Zee: “Uh, no. You want some soda, sir?”

Gamemaster: “Thanks for the offer, but no. You're supposed to be filled with fear and intrigue!”

Zee: “I don't know what Intrigue means.”

Chris (from the helicopter): “What will happen when Zee and his greatest fear collide? Will Julia and Wayne finally start dating? And the clock is 'TikTok-ing' on the next Elimination. Who will it be? Find out next time on

TOTAL

DRAMA

ISLAND!

Chef, where is my toga?”