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Roonie

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Samuel O'Ruwan "Roonie" (born November 15, 1992), a Columbia, South Carolina native, is a senior at Memeston University and plays on the men's ice hockey team as a center. He currently serves as captain.

## Juniors

Roonie, Woozy, and Rinser formed a line in the junior league. Their formidable scoring earned them the title Ice Wall.

## Memeston

Roonie enrolled in Memeston University under a full Meme Scholarship. He is a philosophy and English with an Emphasis in Gay Sports double major at Memeston.

Their freshman year, Roonie and Cursey were roommates before Cursey transferred to Wankston University. When asked about their closeness despite being at separate schools for four years, he said:

> "I wouldn't call it a rivalry, not really. We never shared the ice on the same side, and we play hard when the Wank game comes, but he's a great guy. Great hockey player, but a great guy. Hard not to like a guy when you share the same tat [laugh]."
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Roonie is a senior at Memeston University and has expressed an interest in playing professionally in the NHL, but continues to decline interviews on the matter. He has a playlist that he listens to before every game for good luck.

## Personal Life

Roonie is openly bisexual and has contributed to Memeston's Alliance Newspaper's guest column on numerous occasions on equal rights in professional sports. He won the Memeston English Award for Homojournalistic Excellence his junior year and cites a continuing interest in his writing despite his focus on hockey.
Roonie has a 'You Can Play' tattoo on his right bicep and is a vocal advocate for equal rights.

Roonie cites his father, Daley, as his inspiration and support after his mother Elena passed away in 2007. He has one younger sister, Noel.
Kali

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Kali "The Destroyer" (b. March 1997), is New England native and an incoming Freshman at Memeston University, and, much like Beyonce or Cher, has no (known) last name. The Hockey Team isn't really sure if she's a player, but she has a bloodstained jersey with #27, and they occasionally set her loose on the ice if they need a fight.

## Early Life

Not much is known about her life Pre-Memeston. The Team has discovered she will sing along to older pop punk music, but has no idea how she knows the lyrics, leading to her retreating to her room to stare at the contents of her wallet (a $20 bill, and at least a dozen pictures of Natalie Dormer that fold out) and have quiet time. The Team walked in on a seance once, the scent of incense heavy in the air, and a chilling voice speaking a language unknown to humans, as black smoke billowed out of the triangle Kali was enclosed in. When asked about the incident, Kali replied that "My mom wants me to come back to Boston for Christmas".

## Memeston

The Team discovered her in the woods, an area of Memeston U's campus that is so strange and alien that the government programmed satellites and drones to avoid looking at or going near it. A bunch of drunk Hockey players and a few Curlers decided that, with all the Chads floating around, it would be a good idea to explore the woods. They got hopelessly lost, but eventually discovered her and a grand but derelict old building that would soon become the Memesion. She quickly latched onto Posh, drank all the hot chocolate in Memewell Hall, disappeared, then reappeared with a high school transcript. She will be starting at Memesion in the fall as part of the Class of 2019 (but insists that time is immeasurable, and not linear, so the numbers assigned to her education are arbitrary).

Many of Memeston's students believe she is either a witch capable of manipulating the various supernatural entities that roam campus, or is a supernatural entity herself. When asked about the topic, she said "The idea of supernatural is subjective. To ordinary humans, the Chads and I are 'supernatural'. To the Chads, I am a supernatural being of immense power. But humans, to me, are the supernatural creatures here. All these categories you concern yourselves with will mean nothing when the inevitable heat death of the universe comes along." She then informed the questioner that something, or someone, near them has "Either died in the recent past or recent present," leaving them to race home and make a few calls.
Wringer

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Samantha "Wringer" Wrisinger is a freshman at Memeston University majoring in Canadian Fuckery.

## Early Life

Wringer was born in Red Deer, Alberta, Canada on September 24, 1993. She allegedly had very long toes. Raised in a small town by her then single mother, she never had a particular interest in hockey, devoting her time instead to learning the Animu art and learning the ways of the Meme via her shitty dial-up internet.

## Wankston

After a gap year, a failed attempt at Theatre Tech, and yet another gap year, Wringer decided to apply to Memeston on a whim. Not only did she get in but she was also eligible for a full ride courtesy of the Grand High Moose Counsel of Canada. In order to maintain the scholarship she had to become something she'd never been before: hockey af. She was swiftly ushered into the arms of the Memeston Memers.
Hockeysona Wiki

## Welcome to the Hockeysona Wiki

Two universities with top ice hockey teams in the country - the ancient and prestigious Ivy, Memeston University, home of the Memers, and the newer and glitzy Wankston University, home of the Wangers; friends and rivals playing hockey, enjoying dongs, and probably having Too Much of Everything.

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The Midnight Warrior

The Midnight Warrior is a huge Resistance warship, bearing the Resistance emblem on dark blue sails. It is heavily reinforced, yet can make sharp turns and cuts through the water cleaner than most sloops. It gained its name through its ability to become almost invisible at night, due to the colours of the sails and hull. It is something of a legend among veterans of the Last Battle of Angassa, though it was destroyed during that battle. The sole bloodline heir to Captain Ben Sailbreaker, his newphew Lawrence Sailbreaker, inherited the remains after Ben Sailbreaker's demise, and rebuilt the ship.
Wankston University

Wankston University is a private Ivy League research university, established in 1902 and located in Milwankee, Wanksconsin. Its pursuit of higher education of dongs and wangs have made it one of the most prestigious schools in the world.

Wankston has recently announced the opening of a satellite campus in Wankston, Virdongnia.

## Campus

### Places

* The Ugly Baby Jack School of Athletics (1)
* Leopold Cruz Memorial Hall (Cruz Hall) (5)
* Rink/arena that needs a name lmao (8)
* McNuggets Arts Building (12)
* BJ (Blake Jacob) Memorial Hall (15)
* Dong Faculty Building (17)
* A.S.S. (astronomy&space sciences) Observatory (18)
* Student Centre (19)
* Dong Dorm (22)
* Parking Lots (A-F)
* Smoochville (P)

## Facts

* Wankston was founded by none other than Sir Wankston Churchill
* The school mascot is Dickbutt
* The Wanker is the official student newspaper
* Wankston's Dong Faculty is the largest of its kind and currently ranks #1 worldwide
* Red and Blue are the school colors
Smoocher/Smoochville

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Harry "Smoocher" Kissick is the owner and landlord of Smoochville, the unofficial ice hockey team apartment complex at Wankston University. Before ey greaduated with a BA in Business and Wangonomics in 1989, ey played defense on the Wangers with the jersey number 83 and d-partner Sarah "Hugs" Huggett.

## Early Life & Life at Wankston

Harry grew up outside of Bismark, North Dakota, where eir parents owned a local farmer's credit union.

Harry joined the hockey team eir sophomore year at Wankston, after playing lacrosse as a freshman. Ey were paired with two other partners before Hugs.

## After Wankston

Though eir parents wanted em to return to North Dakota and help manage the credit union post-graduation, Harry felt ey had found a family in Wanksconsin and wanted to give back to the team in eir post-grad life. Ey bought the building ey lived in sophomore through senior year, a high rise apartment complex a few blocks from Wankston U. After spending a year on renovations, ey accepted eir first residents in the fall of 1991.

## Smoochville

The apartment complex owned by Smoocher. Though ey accept residents from all walks of life, Smoocher made sure that hockey team players knew about the complex and had early opportunities to submit applications to live there. Today, the complex is dominated by hockey players, though about 1/3 of the tenants are nonplayers.

Current Wangers living in Smoochville include Puck, Kit-Kat and Stewzer (roomies), Sous, Deeks, and Wookie.

Smoocher holds a disco party on the 14th and 28th of each month in the office/rec room and, weather permitting, spilling over onto the patio by the pool. Smoocher breaks out eir vintage disco ball and sparkly silver spandex pants and serves Kool-aid punch (BYO vodka) to any residents and friends who stop by. The parties are usually well-attended, and residents often cite the discos as the "coolest thing that sounded really lame until [they] tried it".
Martin Qwerly

Martin Qwerly es un estudiante super-inteligente y sobre todo muy conversador a James K. Polk Middle School. En la primera temporada, no hablaba súper rápido, pero lo hizo en los otras dos temporadas siguientes.Habla tanto que la gente pone una cartulina tamaño real de si mismos y se van mientras Martin sigue hablando sin darse cuenta. Se detiene su "conversación-super-rápido", ya sea en la temporada 2 o 3. (interacciones episodio y diolague) 1-En el episodio "teléfonos móviles" que trata de ayudar a Moze desbloquear su teléfono. Más tarde, Martin habla con Moze en "vídeo-chat" advirtiéndole acerca de la recepción del teléfono. 2-En el episodio "sala de estudio" Ned utiliza auriculares para ahogar El noise.Martin se acerca a él, pero luego se notan ocupado y leaves.When Moze de Ned lo llamó para hablar con ella, él se quedó en silencio. ¿Qué hizo su comentario, "No tienes nada que decir? Nunca dejas de hablar, habla conmigo." (comentando el hecho de que él estaba tranquilo y suele ser hablador)

## Personalidad

Una forma muy breve de describirlo es que el habla mucho y muy rapido. Pero tambien esta dispuesto a ayudar a personas.

## El falsicador

   El falsicador es misterioso alter-ego de Martin y la mejor persona para falsicar notas en la escuela. Para ponerse en contacto con él, el estudiante debe dejar una nota en el tablón de anuncios de la cafetería y esperar a que él respondió. Se reúne con sus clientes en la sala de almacenamiento de banda. A cambio de la nota forjado, cada cliente debe dar Le Forjador una caja de macarrones de coco. En la "Guía a: Notas y mejores amigos", Le Forjador casi fue capturado por el entrenador Dirga, Mr. Monroe, el Sr. Gross, y el Sr. Wright, pero gracias a una advertencia de la galleta, se escapó por una ventana.
Brads (The Ghosts)

Haunters of Wankston U. At least 30 in number. Present in every building. It's a campus right of passage to see one.

## Brad D

Varsity athlete, dong major and tragic hero in life, a bleachers ghost in death.

## Brad G

In life, figure skated in pairs in national competition. Died in a freak accident when he was lowering his partner from a lift and her skate slashed his jugular.

## Brad O

There may be a Chad in love with this Brad.

Rumored to have been the same Brad to brossess Sous to meet with said Chad.

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Perplex City

## Description

*A city obsessed with puzzles and ciphers. A game that blurs the boundaries between fiction and reality.*

*Begin an incredible, immersive adventure that spills out into the real world. Interrogate suspects over the phone, search police files for evidence, decipher coded emails and check newspapers for clues - working with tens of thousands of players around the world.*

Perplex City itself was the story of an alternate universe that was actually quite similar to our own. They had an precious artifact known as the Receda Cube, which had been stolen. The role of players was to become familiar with Perplex City culture, which was based on mental agility (whereas Earth would be physical), and eventually find the Cube.

## Extra Notes

* The game had a final prize of 100.000 British pounds for whoever found the Receda cube. This was accomplished by Andy Darley (aka Rand0m of the Unfiction forums).
* Accompanying the game there was a card game released with a puzzle in each card. Players could solve the puzzle in each card and submit in the website. This would give them points and place them in a leaderboard.
* There 2 cards which remain unsolved until today. One of them has a mathematical equation and is pretty much impossible to solve. This one is number 238 - Reimann.
* The other card is number 256 - Billion to One. This card led to a hunt for a man called Satoshi by the players to the point of them creating a webpage for it - http://www.billion2one.org (now offline) - Wayback Machine archive
* There was suppose to be a second season entitled Perplex City Stories but it was suspended back in June 2007

## Other Resources

* Unforum
* Perplex City Explodes into Play: Introduces New Concept, Controversy (ARG Net)
* Project Syzygy Announced (ARG Net)
* JayisGames
* Wikipedia article
Jelly Bean

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Finja "Jelly Bean" Jacobsen is a student at the Wankston University originally from some obscure European country. She supports the local ice hockey team as a right wing forward wearing the jersey #24. Being born April 30th 1993 she counts as one of the "grandparents" of the team which she - absurdly - takes great pride in.

## Academic Career

Jelly Bean (or JB for short) has been studying at WU since the 2011/12 term deciding to major in dong rap. She's been on the hockey team right from the beginning since ice hockey has been a passion of hers even before coming to the US.

Other students have speculated that Jelly Bean will be staying at WU forever since she hasn't given any indication of wanting to leave/graduate ever.

Despite being nicknamed Jelly Bean, Finja counts as one of the tallest members of the hockey team with her 5'11". At the moment she plays second line along with Boozer and Jan "Seksy" Doberšek.

## Personal Life

In her free time Jelly Bean enjoys making fun of younger people (especially linemate Boozer), philosophising about life with her goalie bros Cursey and Kit, fruity cocktails and making absolutely terrible jokes. It should also be said that her teammates have helped her embrace a more "punk" side of herself and encouraged her to get not only a septum piercing but her first tattoo too.

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Despite being a die-hard Chicago Blackhawks fan her favourite player in the NHL is actually the Pittsburgh Penguins forward Evgeni Malkin.

You can find her on social media too, she has both a twitter and a tumblr account.

Her love life has been more of a mystery thus far, since the start of her studies at WU she hasn't been dating anyone to the knowledge of friends and roommates. JB herself admits that relationships haven't been on her mind before, casual hookups are more her thing. Recently though she's taken a confusing liking to her goalie bros.
Beezy

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Rebecca ("Beezy" or "Beez") Zachary is the PR Director and Media Manager for the Memeston Memers hockey team.

## Early Life

Rebecca (then "Becca") Zachary was born in Chicago, Illinois; her parents, however, quickly moved the family to the near north suburbs. Two little brothers (Eli and Alex) soon followed.

Growing up, Becca had an avid interest in journalism and a major social media presence starting at an early age.

## Life at Memeston

Beezy is currently a senior at Memeston for the second year running.

Due to changing her major several times, she has never actually managed to get all her gen eds completed, much less all other requirements. However, she has finally settled on a major in Marketing with a minor in Cat Studies.

During her sophomore year, Becca somehow wound up as the sports reporter for the Meme Rag, Memeston's unofficial campus newsletter. As a result of this she wound up spending a lot of time with the Memers hockey team; this time consisted of both heavy drinking and advising various members of the team as to what drunk pictures they were allowed to Tweet and/or Instagram.

It wasn't long before she wound up the team's unofficial, and then sort of official, PR Manager.
Finger

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Ava "Finger" Finkelstein (Class of 2017) is a defensewoman on the Memeston University Hockey Team. She wears jersey #31. She was born on July 20th, 1994.

## Early Life

Before attending Memeston, Finger attended Swagley Preparatory School in Swagley, MA, where she was salutatorian and captain of the nationally ranked ice dance team. She has an arrest record and has been kickboxing since age 8. While at Swagley, she roomed with Tezza "Terror" Gunslinger. The two are still close.

## Life at Memeston

Finger began her Memeston career as a chemistry major and member of its ice dance team, but was put on academic probation and banned from the team after several instances of getting into fights on the ice. After a year spent travelling Europe, Finger returned to Memeston as a sophomore and joined its ice hockey team. She picked up a second major in Crying & Drinking Studies that January, as well as a minor in Gender Studies.
She currently lives in the basement of the Memeston Hockey House, with #13, Savage, with whom she is in an open romantic relationship. She is openly bisexual, and is also engaged in a sexual relationship with #4, Fryer.

She has a 3.4 GPA and her work-study involves running Memeston's social media presence. She is seeing a counselor at Memeston for help with her anger issues.

## Personality

Finger is self-described as "small, angry, a little bit homo but mostly just sexual." Teammates have described her as charismatic, clever, and completely unable to keep it in her pants. Due to her arrest as well as her removal from the Memeston ice dancing team, Finger avoids fights both on and off the ice, despite her belligerent nature, due to her parents refusing to pay tuition if she gets put on probation again. She uses meditation, alcohol, ice dancing, and sex to calm her aggressive tendencies.

## Physical Description

Finger is 5'1" and 128 pounds. Her wardrobe mostly consists of oversized tank tops with douchey slogans written on them, superhero underwear, and sweaters from thrift shops. It is possible that she doesn't own any bras. She has dark brown hair, brown eyes, and six tattoos.
The Age of Turing

## Description

The Age of Turing is an innovative FREE interactive game experience that tells the story of what would have happened if Alan Turing had lived and furthered his work in computer science. Launching on August 13th and playing for up to 8 weeks, the game leads audiences to explore an alternate universe in which they get to interact directly with present time characters living in a world with extremely fast computers, advance robotics, and the first aware artificial intelligence known to come into existence.

Follow Abigail, Emily and Charles and help them decide what to do when they come across a mysterious supercomputer that has reached self-awareness. By simply ‘friending’ them on social media, audiences will be led along a fascinating journey where they will question alliances, the motives behind this new cognizant artificial intelligence, and the hidden messages left to be revealed through ingenuity, mystery solving skills, and some augmented reality.

## Related Articles

* 22: Alternate Reality Game Design with Startup ARchimeral
* 075: April Arrglington – The Age Of Turing

## Fan created

* Unfiction thread
* Reddit
* Google + Community
Ketchum

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 Ash "Ketchum" Terry is a freshman Utility player for the Memeston Memers. She wears jersey #7.

## Early Life

Ash lived in Austin Texas for most of her life, until her family moved to Boston when she was 15. She grew up playing volleyball, though when she got to Massechusets she discovered that her small Christian school didn't have enough people to field a team, and eventually joined a small hockey club mostly comprised of homeschoolers and other private school students. Though she didn't have much skill, she became a starter due to her athleticism and moxy, and when she enrolled at Memeston she decided to walk on to the team.

## Life at Memeston

Ketchum, as she was quickly nicknamed, walked onto the Memeston Memers with really nothing more than a secondhand stick and a dream. Playing Utility because she's not really confident enough to have a preference of postition, she fills in wherever she's needed, substituting for her lack of experience with natural speed and upper-body strength.

Ketchum is managing a 4.0 GPA in Classical Studies, and is a little neurotic about failure. She excelled in private school, winning a National Classics Championship, and is now worried that she peaked in high school.

## Personal Life

Ketchum is a little introverted, though its taken as shyness by people who don't know her. She's is also a sweet innocent muffin, too pure for this world. She's never had a drink and had to surrupticiously google what "cannabis" was when some of her friends mentioned they were going out to "get minty."

She didn't chose her nickname, and she never got a DS, so the newest pokemon game she's played is Fire Red on her Gameboy. She gets really into it though, and is super into personifying them, giving them human appearences and catchphrases. Whenever one of them uses the move slam she thinks to herself "come on and slam, and welcome to Japan." She probably needs more friends.

Her dearest dream is to fit into a line and be bffs with her line mates.
Proxy

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Tyler Jacob "Proxy" Proctor (born December 21, 1997) is currently a senior high school student and plays for an unknown junior team. He plays right defense, wearing jersey #42.

## Early Life

Not much detail is known about Proxy's early life. He was born in Vermont to an upper-class family and moved around a lot due to his father's job. He started playing hockey when he was eight years old, while living in San Jose.

## Education

Proxy has applied to both Memeston University and Wankston University, preferring the latter due to his family's history with the institution. His grandfather, Blake Jacob "BJ" Proctor was the first president of Wankston, for which the BJ Hall was named after.

He hopes to major in English Lit and is awaiting a response from admissions.

## Personality

Aggressive on ice and laid-back the rest of the time, mostly because he's stoned. A cranky asshole if he isn't high. Despite his mellow manner of speech and easygoing smile, he's infamous for his bullying track record.

## Trivia

* his pregame ritual is hooking up with people
* he doesn't like to speak much about himself and doesn't do any form of social media
* Scottish on his dad's side, Indian on his mother's
* has two sisters (middle child), he is closer to his little sister
* the six friendship bracelets represents the six fellow campers he beat up from summer camps between the ages of 6-12. He wears them like war trophies
* despite his sloppy appearance, he is surprisingly organized with his things (probably because he only lives with the bare basics)
Doctor Lowe

El doctor Lowe (aka Mr. Lowe) es el psiquiatra de la escuela y el estudio profesor en sala de James K. Polk Middle School. Él es interpretado por Fred Stoller. Su primera aparición es en Guide to: Science Fair and Study Hall

## Apariencia

Dr. Lowe tiene gafas, la vista es tan mala que él tiene un sentido hiperactiva de la audición, él era capaz de escuchar a escondidas a Cookie de la sala de estudio.

## Personalidad

Dr. Lowe es un personaje peculiar y cariñoso. Cuando alguien está en peligro se apresura para ayudarlos. Estaba casi muerto por Christine la Sierra y tiene grados de muchos médicos. Aparte de psiquiatra de la escuela y el maestro la sala de estudio, que apareció el doctor Lowe era un conductor de autobús en "The Late Bus"
Deeks

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Richard "Deeks" Kensington is a third year Architecture and Botany major at Wankston University. He plays defensively for the Wankston Wangers and wears number 13.

## Early Life

Born in Victoria, BC and spent the early years of his life under the watchful eye of his grandmother in Kobe, Japan. He moved to the US at the age of 12. He was in an ice hockey team in high school (LW) but was unable to compete in the latter half of his senior year due to pressure from his parents as well as a recurring wrist injury.

## Wankston University

Education
Richard majors in architecture and botany. He TAs for the introductory botany classes and greatly enjoys teaching the "young'uns" about how awesome plants are.

### Ice Hockey

Richard started out freshman year on the baseball team, but after dozens of broken practise bats and a low BA realized the only thing he had going for him was his swing power and speed. He met Kit in an "intro to brews" class in the same year and was quickly introduced to the beautiful world of college ice hockey. While he no longer plays in a shooting position, he enjoys offensive zone play and is protective of his teammates. He is quick to respond to foul play. He currently plays on a defense line with Sous.

## Personality

* The one that is probably a little stoic and scary in person but uses way too many emojis to ever be taken seriously once you see his texts.
* Enjoys terrible jokes and telling people obscure, long-winded facts that may or may not be true.
* Smirks a lot because he doesn't like his smile. This probably makes people think he's an asshole.
* Prefers not to discuss his sexuality. Identifies as bisexual but is probably closer to pansexual. When asked about his preferences, he has said, "If you like someone you like 'em, that's all there is to it. I'm not particular towards one [gender] or another but if we click, yanno, that's all that matters."
* Kind of a Taylor Swift groupie.
* Probably ESTJ, definitely Gryffindor.
* Tweets at @13deeks.
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NonHockeysona OCs (Memeston)

OCs that interact/related to/etc to Memeston Hockeysonas.

Boss - not her real name and not actually Posh's boss for her Memeston tour guide job. She's been doing tour guides since the end of her freshman year, and will be graduating spring 2016. She majored in accounting. She likes Memeston, but she feels with all the supernatural issues and memes on campus that she has to really talk up and present a professional front to the parents of future Memeston students in order to win them over.
Dong (Major)

Dong major is the nickname given to those who study neurogenetics at Wankston University. This term started when the Wankston Wangers ice hockey team started chirping Brad "Dong" Donovan, who was a neurogenetics major and their right defenseman during the 1992-1993 season.

Brad D. was known for obnoxiously bragging about being both a varsity athlete and having the highest marks in his program. Initially, he was referred to as the "Doctor of Neurogenetics" but over time, this was changed to "Douchebag of Neurogenetics" as he just wouldn't shut up. Eventually, this was also shortened to "Dong", which also became his hockey nickname.

The Wangers suffered a huge defeat at the hands of the Memeston Memers during the playoffs final home game when Brad shot the puck at their own goal. He had apparently been trying to show off his stick-handling skills. That night, Brad went missing. His body has never been recovered. There have been sightings of his ghost under the Wankston arena bleachers.

To this day, referring to neurogenetics majors as dong majors has been a way to keep their hubris in check and to remind them of the tragic tale of Brad "Dong" Donovan.
Becker the Wrecker

Sasha A. Beck, also known as "Becker the Wrecker", is a Center on the Memeston University Hockey Team. She was born on March 27, 1994, and wears jersey #91.

## Early Life

Born on March 27th, 1994 in Lviv, Ukraine, Sasha's family moved to Quebec when she was only a year old. She joined her first hockey team three years later. As well as playing hockey since the age of 4, Sasha participated in ballet classes until the age of 18, when she moved away from home in order to attend Memeston University. She speaks Ukrainian, English, and French.

## Life at Memeston University

Sasha began attending Memeston University in Fall 2012, and is Majoring in English Literature with a Minor in Journalism. She is a Center on Memeston's co-ed hockey team, and uses her journalism skills in order to advertise for the team.

Her teammates awarded her the nickname "Becker the Wrecker" after she proclaimed that she would "beat you up and cry at the same time" in a drunken speech after one of Memeston's wins against a rival university. Although she stands at only 5' tall, she has proven over and over again that she can in fact hold her own in a fight, and has earned her status as one of Memeston's top brawlers.

Sasha is also a member of Memeston University's dance team, with whom she won a trophy during their last competitive series in 2014.

## Personality

Despite her fierce on-ice reputation, Sasha is very shy, and prefers to work behind the scenes in advertising rather than of in front of the cameras during post-game interviews. Although she is shy, Sasha loves to socialize and has many close friends at Memeston, many of whom describe her as "sweet" and "trustworthy". When asked, Sasha usually describes herself as "a bit weird" but refuses to elaborate on the particular traits that might place her in that category.

## Physical Description

Sasha is 5'0" and 120lbs. She has green eyes and shoulder length ginger hair with bright red streaks. Sasha claims that she doesn't have much sense of style, as she lives almost exclusively in tank tops, crew neck sweaters, and jeans. She has a floral tattoo on her left shoulder and a laurel crown tattoo on her upper back.
France

## **Details**

Power - France is a LARGE country and requires 7 victorious battles to capture.

Exports - Major Ore, Small Food

**Please Note :** Some info on this page is not final and is subject to change

Ruler - **Empress Kat Winchester** ♔

## **Citizens**

*Nobility -*

Kat Winchester

*Commoners -*

## **Government**

Economy Type - Free Market

Military Presence - Low

Government Type - Absolute Monarchy

The Government of France is an Absolute Monarchy, all power from the state and it's people go to the Monarch

## **Taxes**

Port Tax - 4%

Nobility Tax - 1%

Commoner Tax - 5%
Bagel

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Rory "Bagel" Polanco (Born January 17, 1994), is a sophomore at Memeston University.

TBD other things EVENTUALLY

## Trivia

Adding Bagel Facts here to hold till I actual am in a mood to paragraph.

1. bagel has a fascination/obsession with bagelwiches which is why nickname & pre-game superstition/ritual
2. bagel doesn't really meme but memeston was nice and accepted faem first so the memers secured loyalty.
3. fae uses fae/faem/faer pronouns and is just very queer. fae doesn't label well.
4. bagel's gap year was basically chilling with faer cool grandpa because life got a bit too hard and things needed to pause
5. bagel is half japanese, quarter dominican, & quarter puerto rican
6. bagel is always tiny but on the ice faer is fast & kinda vicious, off the ice bagel shuffles & jokes about being the puck or do fae?
7. due to getting into an car accident when fae were learning how to drive, fae is pretty terrified of driving & mildly fearful of cars
8. so bagel just rollerblades everyone and is almost always late.
9. fae has a pair of light up hockey skates in addition to regular ones but the light ones are only for fun
10. bagel is accidently blunt in a very rude way and that kinda leads to accidental chirping.
11. if you ever see a tiny child rollerblading in circles at like 1pm on the #MemestonUniversity quad staring at faer phone, that's Bagel
12. bagel has run over many people
13. do you know how many times the twins have glitter bombed bagel since fae've gone to college? fae falls for it every time.
14. bagel once performed a one person ver of les mis where faer siblings would hand faem different hats and props to denote characters
15. bagel might own atleast five memeston u croptops and maybe more mu caps&sweatpants
16. fae does not do good first impressions.
17. when bagel isn't wearing rollerblades or hockey skates, fae's wearing heelys.
18. if bagel had a fanclub, the twins would be co-presidents
19. besides bagelwiches, bagel also paints faer nails team colors as before every game
20. when bagel gets very drunk fae wanders and just falls asleep in the strangest of places
21. -next morning- "where is bagel?" \*is outside sleeping under a bush casually\*
22. bagel only has one ear pierced and a collection of dangly earrings.
23. bagel was actually a puck one halloween.
24. the ? after the 17 in Bagel's jersey # is very important
25. bagel's college life involves lots of pulling faer shirt over faer head and turtling because of wangers
26. Bagel is like 50% hufflepuff.

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Austria

## **Details**

Power - Austria is a LARGE country and requires 6 victorious battles to capture.

Exports - Major Ore, Minor Stone

## **Citizens**

*Nobility -*

Kat Winchester

*Commoners -*

## **Government**

Economy Type - Free Market

Military Presence - Low

Government Type - Absolute Monarchy

The Government of Austria is an Absolute Monarchy, all power from the state and it's people go to the Monarch

## **Taxes**

Port Tax - 3%

Nobility Tax - 2%

Commoner Tax - 3%
Matthias Benedict

Family Members:

Johnathan Benedict, father (*living)*

Ingrid Benedict, mother (*status unknown)*

## Background

**Matthias Benedict was born on a very cold December night in 1680 to his parents Johnathan and Ingrid. His father was a successful merchant and was away for a lot of Matthias's childhood, so he was raised mostly by his mother. He grew up in Durham, England where his**
father's family had lived for generations. His mother was a Norwegian woman from Bergen, Norway, and she too knew how to sail a ship, and would take Matthias to visit her home land every summer. When Matthias was at
 the age of 13, his father returned from a voyage in the West Indies, drunken and violent. That night he beat his wife Ingrid almost to the point of death. This continued for a month without Matthias knowing and
finally one day Ingrid had enough, she couldn't stay here much longer, her husband was changed. On May 19th, 1704 Ingrid fled Durham never to be seen again. Matthias was devastated. He didn't know if he would ever
see his mother again. His father eventually cooled down, and things almost went back to normal. His father now took him along on every
voyage he went on. Over the years young Matthias became an excellent
sailor and seamen and after 10 years of working for his father he was
promoted to ship Quartermaster. While on a voyage to the Americans, Matthias was down in the cargo hold of the ship checking stock, when he stumbled upon an interesting discovery, Gold. 5 crates full of Pure
Gold. This discovery would change him forever. One by one, with the help
of a few locals he loaded the Gold crates off the ship and into a secret safe house he made in the jungle. He killed the locals with his bare hands and buried them off in the jungle. He returned to the town with his black dirty hands and went to the local tavern for a drink, and when the bartender asked for his name, he said "Benedict, Black Benedict". With his cunning and smooth ways he found himself aboard a ship of buccaneers and became a pirate under the name Black Benedict. He had plans to perform mutiny and overthrow the captain when the time was
 right, he had gathered several crew members to help him. It was many years before he did it, but when he did it was quick and easy. He called
 out to the captain and challenged him to a duel to the death. He easily
 won and tied the captain's dead corpse to the mast and killed the rest of
 the crew who had remained loyal, then lit the ship a flame and left in a row boat with two other pirates. They returned to the same shore he left
 his father and returning to his safe house, used the stolen gold  to buy
a new ship. He named it the "Black Marlin", and assembled a crew with Lepidus, and Monti (the two pirates who help with the mutiny) as his second and third in command. With his new crew and ship, Matthias sails the seven seas plundering merchant ships and passenger ships the same, and collecting the bounty they have to offer..
Umbra

The Umbra is a involuntary action on the part of the Fae.

They project a glamour of a human, but they can not actually take human form. Others simply perceive them as human in all ways including to the touch. A particularly strong mind may be able to see through it however. Unlike the perception filter, it works on beings not native to the same time. It is weak when viewed out of the corner of your eye. So a particularly strong willed being would be able to detect that they were being deceived, but they may not know exactly what the deception is.

As fae grow older they become more powerful and usually more disciplined with the creation of the umbra. It takes a long time and lots of practice to get the best possible results. Some fae are simply better at manipulating umbras than others however. Some also have more strength in creating certain effects and in certain categories than others.

Umbra can be categorized in the following ways:

* Range: how far away from the fae's body can the Umbra be?
* Duration: How long will the umbra exist without direct continuous manipulation by a fae? *(any umbra is easier to create if constant concentration is applied)*
* Target: how large of an object can the umbra effect?
* Will: How strong is the fae's mind creating the umbra.
* Team umbra: How many fae are involved in creating the umbra?

Umbra can affect the target in the following ways:

* Visions: It can make the target see hallucinations
* Sound: It can create auditory hallucinations
* Emotions: It can increase the likelihood of the target feeling an emotion. The stronger the will of the fae creating the umbra the greater this effect.
* Time: It can create a feeling that time has slowed or quickened.

As this is a mind altering effect, it does not effect technology. *(thus a sonic screwdriver could detect the true nature of things).* However, if the fae is adept it will affect the mind of the target viewing the technology. I.E. If a target takes a picture of a fae using an umbra, the picture itself will show the true form of the fae, but the viewer may not see the picture as it really is.

The subconscious personal umbra does not usually affect other Fae Cervidae. Other creatures including other fae are usually effected to  the full extent. They are only able to see through the illusions if their mind overpowers the effect. As fae cervidae are used to resisting mind altering effects they are not fooled by other illusions. *(I.E. psychic paper doesn't fool them)*

So long as you believe the glamour, anything that happens to you is real. Some particularly powerful fae are able to place a glamour on an object or person that will sustain itself for some predetermined amount of time.
Resistance

Resistance is a guild of freedom fighters, and the pirate brethren's equivalent to the black guard.

Ranks -

Recruit

Soldier (Member)

Sergeant (Officer)

Captain (Veteran Officer)

War Chief (Veteran Officer)

Council Member (Veteran Officer)

Lord (Leader)

## Roster

Lawrence Thatcher - Lord

Benjamin Seawatcher - Chief Navigator (Veteran Officer)

Cadfael Bleddyn - Master Assassin (Veteran Officer)

## ​Lands

Scotland

Ireland

Wales
Brian Clark

(1969 - 2nd of July 2015)

**Online** - Twitter / Linkedin / Facebook

*" I remember the world before the internet. It was a wild place, where ideas were handdrawn and you had to be on time for dates and brands flew under the radar — but reach was limited. Things are different now, and brands have more ability than ever to connect with audiences. But hundreds of millions of ad dollars, banner impressions, page views—mean nothing compared to one terrible 15 second phone call for a customer. As Founder and CEO of Tell-Tale Heart (formerly GMD Studios) I work with fortune 50 corporations, publications, and agencies to connect the dots, create lasting engagement, and generate revenue for our clients and partners. We can’t go back to the pre-internet age, but we can still create fans, while also generating revenue. "*

## Known Projects

* The Art of the Heist
* Who is Benjamin Stove

## Known Companies / Groups

* GMD Studios (now known as Tell-Tale Heart)
* indieWIRE
* Unsharp Mask

## Articles / Videos

* Story Foward - Transmedia is a Lie
* StoryCentric Guest: Brian Clark, CEO, GMD Studios
* SXSW Interactive: Brian Clark of GMD Studios
* Brian Clark, Former Indiewire Publisher and Digital Media Producer, Dies
Empress Kat Winchester

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 Austria

Known Family Members:

Kathrine Lilyan Winchester, mother *(diseased)*

Louis James Winchester, father *(diseased)*

Rosa Louise Winchester, sister *(living)*

## Background

Katrina Lilyan Winchester was born on November 2nd, 1743 in Tuileries Palace, Paris. She lives a very extravagant life. Her sister, Rosa Louise Winchester, was born on April 1st, 1750. The Court of Versailles feared the birth of another girl and had hope to see a boy to name as France's Dauphin. Kat was named Lady of Versailles and Vienna by her father on November 2nd, 1758 ( her 15th birthday ) which also made her France's Dauphine ( heir ). She was crowned Empress of France and Austria later that year when both of her parents were killed in a carriage accident. Her mother and father were laid to rest in the newly built Cimetière de Versailles on December 13th, 1758. Her mother was 53 and her father was 62 at the time of their deaths. After the death of her two parents...

## Countries

Austria

France
Benjamin Seawatcher

Personal Information

 Age: 29 (DOB unknown)

### Appearance

 Garb: Average clothes, nothing extravagent

No known family.

### Personality

Strengths: Smart, Clever, Funny, Outgoing

Flaws: Too nice for his own good, gets deceived easily, clumsy

### Backstory

After arriving on a slave ship from Africa at the age of 4, Benjamin was given to John Harvey, a rich British plantation owner on the island of Cuba. Luckily for Benjamin, Harvey was a very kind owner, who would teach Benjamin about land surveying and other useful navigational skills. When Benjamin was 16, the plantation was raided by the French Navy, who took the young slave as their own. They soon learned that he possessed useful skills, and assigned him a navigator position on a vessel. Wanting to get out the usual work that went with slavery, Benjamin took the position seriously. By the time he was 20, he had served on a good number of ships and was a full French citizen. He eventually became the Chief Navigator of the French Navy. Since the French and British were at war at the time, they were both trying to undercut one another. Because the Resistance was fighting the British Navy, they were in a small alliance with the French. After a meeting with Resistance leaders, Benjamin was intrigued at the possibility of joining the guild, especially after hearing a rumor that John Harvey was a member of the organization. Wanting more adventure in life, he quit his position, and was assigned the rank of Chief Navigator immediately. Now, Benjamin fights for freedom, as he searches for John Harvey and for his own place in the Caribbean.
Savage

Saulë "Savage" Tylenis plays defense at Memeston University, sporting number 13. She majors in graphic desgin, with a minor in theatrical arts. When not on the ice or attending classes, she enjoys dancing quickstep, petting Memestons stray cats, and long romantic walks on the beach.

## Childhood and begining

### Family in Lithuania

Savage was born in 1996 in the heart of Vilnius, Lithuania. She comes from a very large family on both sides, and grew up in a house with her parents, grandparents, brother, her aunt, and four cousins. In Vilnius, her family ran a community ice rink, where she grew up playing hockey. Many scars accompony most memeories made on that rink.

### Life in the US

When Savage turned 17, her father passed away from a physical injury, resulting in her mother packing up, and the family moving to Auburn, Massachusetts. In a new, forigen country, she and her brother Adomas became very close. They are still in frequent contact. After finishing highschool at 19 (she was held back in first grade), she got into Memeston on a hockey scholarship, which she still attends.

## Attending Memeston

Savage attends Memeston mostly for ice hockey, but also for acedemics. She majors in graphic design, and minors in theatrical arts with a focus in dance, specifically quickstep. In the hockey teams frat, dubbed the memesion, she lives in the basmet with her defense partner, Finger, #31. They are in an openly romantic relationship. Savage works part time at the schools radio station and record shop, where she works alongside teammate Cruzer, #71, and being managed by Terror, #42. Savage is only a freshman. If you can't find her in classes, at the memesion, rink, or at work, she is probably at the dance studio, or stalking any cats she can find. If you're lucky, you may see her attempting something stupid in front of a large crowd of people "for the vine".
Black Marlin

## The Black Marlin

The "Black Marlin" is the name of the ship of Black Benedict. She is a tough War Brig made of fine cedar. She carries 42 cannons aboard and plenty of cargo space. She is a quick ship but is very hard to control and the slightest error could send her to the graveyard of ships.

She was bought by Black Benedict after she was retired as an EITC Warship.