Bruce Banner (Noir Universe)

## Mr. Fixit

**Mr. Fixit** is the Noir version of Hulk.

## Physical Appearance

He looks exactly identical to his alternate counterpart, but is wearing a gangster attire.

When the Noir Universe has color, he now has green skin and closely resembles Hulk.

## History

### Early life

Joe Fixit is a gangster who gathered a gang to fight crime. Mr. Fixit and his gang were having their first war against Hammerhead's gang. The fight caused a building to come crashing down as Mr. Fixit saw and helped Mary Jane Watson rescue the residents of the building. However, Mr. Fixit tried to hold the building up to save Mary Jane, but Mr. Fixit was weakened from the previous battle he fought against Hammerhead and was unable to save Mary Jane from death, burdened by guilt that caused Spider-Man Noir to blame Mr. Fixit for his failure.

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#### Return to the Spider-Verse: Part 3

When Spider-Man and Kid Arachnid enter the Noir Universe, they see and Hammerhead and his gang fighting Thunderbolt and A-Bombardier which they get involved in until Mr. Fixit arrives. He tells Spider-Man that nobody tells his gang what to do while Spider-Man is surprised by another version of Hulk and believes his gang to be "**The Gangsters of S.M.A.S.H.**". Kid Arachnid asks Spider-Man about his last visit to the Noir Universe of seeing this version of Hulk but Spider-Man reveals that he didn't and that Hulk was never a gangster before and that they might be in trouble. They are interrupted by Hammerhead who tells Mr. Fixit that he and his gang are through while calling him a "Creep" and that the territory they are in belongs to him. Mr. Fixit reveals that he and his gang are not match for his while calling Hammerhead, "Flat-Head" and tells him to leave or they get plugged for good. Hammerhead refuses and orders his gang to fire on them. The two leaders fight and Spider-Man and Kid Arachnid try to stop the fight but the gangs continue to battle each other while Spider-Man Noir saves the spiders. Mr. Fixit gains the upper hand against Hammerhead until Martin Li arrives with a case with a gun with a "gem" in it (which is actually a shard from the Siege Perilous). Hammerhead fires at Mr. Fixit and has the car explode at him. Hammerhead is about to finish him off until he is prevented by the Spider-Men who also web up his gang. Mr. Fixit believes that Spider-Man Noir has his own gang and that the town's gone bonkers. Hammerhead recovers and fires everywhere but Spider-Man and his counterpart distract him while Kid Arachnid steals the gun away and destroys it which sends the shard to Martin. Mr. Fixit is about to end Hammerhead but Spider-Man prevents him before asking Kid Arachnid about the shard. Martin appears and reveals that he'll show them what power is and touches the shard which changes his appearance and gives him powers. Hammerhead congratulates Martin and orders him to hand over the "gem" but Martin reveals that his normal self is no more while turning Hammerhead to stone and takes over his position as boss. Kid Arachnid asks if things wre bad for Spider-Man when he first came to the universe with the answer being no. Spider-Man then jokes about calling Spider-Man Noir "Mr. Negative" which Martin likes and takes as his new ego. Mr. Fixit frees his gang and orders them to get Mr. Negative but he turns his gang to stone as well. Mr. Fixit and the spiders fight Mr. Negative but he gains the upper hand against them and they retreat. Mr. Fixit thinks about going back to save his gang but Spider-Man reminds him that they don't know what they're up against and that he'll be no good to his friends if he ends up as a "lawnmower ornament". Mr. Fixit agrees to help but they must also return back to his gang because he doesn't leave his gang behind. Spider-Man Noir takes the spiders and Mr. Fixit back to his home with Spider-Man liking what he had done to the place with Spider-Man Noir not taking the joke. Spider-Man reveals that the last time they met, he thought he went to something brighter before his counterpart reveals that things changed. Mr. Fixit enters and agrees with Spider-Man about his home being a dump with Spider-Man Noir angrily reminding him that Spider-Man saved him and if it were up to him, he'd be a statue by now which would have one less monster in town with Kid Arachnid agreeing with him again. Spider-Man manages to stop Mr. Fixit from arguing further and reveals that he knows he's not a monster before he sees the photo of Mary Jane on the wall and believes that she'll agree and knows there's the best in people until Spider-Man Noir reveals she doesn't anymore because she's gone. Spider-Man Noir tells his counterpart to ask Mr. Fixit who doesn't know what he's talking about until he sees the photo which he remembers Mary Jane and tells him that it wasn't on him. Mr. Fixit argues that he won't believe him anyway because he still sees him as a monster and that won't change. Spider-Man reveals that things can change because they need some positivity. Mr. Fixit asks about how Mr. Negative got power from the "cut ice" until Kid Arachnid reveals that it's not from the Noir Universe and that it came from the Siege Perilous like the ones they have. Spider-Man then realizes that the shard absorbs light and color giving it dark energy that feeds Mr. Negative. Mr. Fixit realizes this and should've smashed Mr. Negative and Spider-Man Noir agrees that it would've destroyed both of them and be rid of two "monsters" like them. This causes Mr. Fixit and Spider-Man Noir to fight while wrecking the apartment. After taking the fight to the rooftop, Spider-Man and Kid Arachnid break up the fight and reason that they are on the same side. However, Mr. Negative uses his power on the light beacon to turn Kid Arachnid to stone much to the horror of the others. Mr. Negative then tries to turn Spider-Man and his counterpart to stone but Mr. Fixit saves them which gives them all time to escape. Spider-Man berates the two for fighting which caused them to lode Kid Arachnid. Mr. Fixit reveals how he felt when he lost his gang which Spider-Man Noir takes as caring about nobody but himself and asks why he should trust him. Spider-Man reveals that in his universe, his Hulk was treated as a monster but he sacrificed himself to save others time and again. Mr. Fixit believes that it isn't him but Spider-Man reasons that it could if they work together but Spider-Man Noir reminds about never forgetting about what happened to Mary Jane but Spider-Man tells him that Mr. Fixit said it wasn't his fault and that he saved them. Mr. Fixit reveals that he tried to save her. He reveals that Hammerhead set the building to collapse on him and he tried to warn everyone to leave until Mary Jane went into the building to get people to safety. He tried to hold the building as long as he could but in the end it wasn't good enough and reveals that what Mary Jane did was the bravest thing he ever saw. Spider-Man Noir reveals that he never knew and apologizes for not being a better guy to not misjudge him and that Kid Arachnid earned the process. Now working together, Spider-Man reveals that they can't take the fight to him but to make him come to *them*. They use a blimp to destroy Mr. Negative's beacon which convinces him to fight them in person at the theater. Mr.Fixit doesn't understand the plan until Spider-Man reveals that they have to get the shard of the Siege Perilous from Mr. Negative and the only way to do it is to get him to use up all the power he's absorbed. Spider-Man Noir asks what will happen if he get's the chards that they have and absorbs them in the process. This annoys Spider-Man while his counterpart and Mr. Fixit find it amusing to be a bad idea. Mr. Negative arrives and Spider-Man and Spider-Man Noir disctract him while taking out his gang. Demanding that they face him, Mr. Fixit appears with a mirror to block agreeing with his statement. Mr. Negative struggles with the shard's power but manages to blast the mirror and prepares to turn him into stone but Spider-Man Noir takes the shot much to Mr. Fixit's surprise. Spider-Man ambushes him but before Mr. Negative can turn him to stone, Mr. Fixit prevents him and takes the shard before using it to turn everyone back to normal and give color to the universe in the process. Spider-Man then jokes about turning Martin into a postive which annoys Spider-Man Noir before he becomes surprside by the new color of his universe. Mr. Fixit is also confused but Spider-Man assures him that he's not a monster but a hero. Mr. Fixit gives the shard to Spider-Man because the kind of power it has doesn't suit the city yet and owes Spider-Man Noir a debt with him agreeing that it won't be the last time. The two agree to be friends until Kid Arachnid arrives. The two peice the shards together and bid farewell to Spider-Man Noir and Mr. Fixit before heading to the next universe.

## Relationships

### Friends and Allies

* Thunderbolt/Thaddeus Ross - Ally and Friend
* A-Bombardier/Rick Jones - Ally and Friend
* Spider-Man Noir/Peter Parker - Ally and Former Enemy
* Mary Jane Watson (Noir) † - Compromised
* Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Ally
* Kid Arachnid/Ultimate Spider-Man/Miles Morales - Ally

### Enemies

* Hammerhead/Joseph Lorenzini - Arch-Nemesis and Rival
* Mr. Negative/Martin Li - Enemy

## Trivia

* In the comics, Hulk used the alias Mr. Fixit (full name Joe Fixit) when he was the Grey Hulk.