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S1E1: Welcome To My Dump

## Episode Summary

The Word Funk crew bring a new friend along to Dungeons & Dragons. Characters are rolled, introductions are made, and someone ends up with a -4 Intelligence modifier.

Highlights: Fun intro bits, Sudden Leon Syndrome, Character creation, Glaive from Krull?!, Flaaffy the Druid, Inevitable racism, SKY BROTHEL, Mexican ball hats, Erotic fan art, Boner Town & Logic City, Jolly Ranchers, Rinaldo takes credit, Anne falls down, and Jayne buys a round.

## Plot

Jayne, Rinaldo, and Anne find themselves as refugees entering the town of Stoneroot for jobs and safety. Rinaldo claims to be the one who got the rest of the refugees along with them let into the city. They head to the tavern, where Jayne pays for 2 rounds for the whole place. Despite this generous gesture, the patrons largely seem disinterested and unenthused. The party notices everyone and everything is coated in rock dust from the stone quarry in town. Emma, a worker at the tavern, asks them to find her boyfriend, who is missing. She says that he went to school but hasn't been communicating with her, which is suspicious and concerning. She agrees to pay 25 gold for them to make sure her boyfriend, the Lord's son Julick, is safe at school.

## Quotes

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## Metagame

The players roll the stats and fill out their character sheets for the majority of this episode. The original character sheets are available for Anne, Jayne, and Rinaldo.

They discuss how to play 5th edition, getting some rules wrong. None of the players not Johnny have any experience with this edition, it being quite new at the time still. Johnny says he is not a rules pedant, and they all also agree that they are more interested in narrative than in combat and numbers.

## Preamble

In this, the preamble and the metagame merge into one sort of mess of chit-chatting.
Bronko

A Drow Cleric who wears scary looking clothing with a helm that can cause fear.

## Personality

Uses a full teeth smile to unnerve those around him, especially Gladys. He finds creeping people out to be funny, but feels bad when it goes on for too long.

## Relationships

### Other NPCs

* Justine
* Sid
* Red
* Rex

## Trivia

In theme with the naming convention of the season, Bronko is named after the American Football player, Bronko Nagurski, who played for the Chicago Bears from 1930-1937 and 1943.

Described as Tim Curry the Drow by Dan Leonard, which almost makes Austin change their name to Tim Curry.

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The Island

The Island is a mass of plants and bio matter which floats on top of an ocean. On this island is The Gig and a large banyan tree. The banyan tree has some significance as it is what allows the vibe checks to be done on the souls requested to be revived.

## Key Events Here

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## Creatures

* Dandy Lion
* Bo-vine

## Times Visited

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## Later References

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## Sub-Locations

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Shardpoint Academy (Oneshot)

**Shardpoint Academy** is a series of Oneshot episodes GMed by Michael Schiciano, using D&D 5e. It is set in a magical academy between the events of Season 3: Ilium and Season 4: Valentine. It has a varying cast of player characters who are students or teachers at the Academy. Each episode involves the players being sent to find a magical artifact of some description by Orryn Waite, the mysterious headmaster of Shardpoint Academy. Episodes are self-contained and don't require listening to previous ones to understand what's happening, though they are set in chronological order. Shardpoint episodes tend to be heavy on puns and gags, often with an episode plot or premise being the setup for a joke.

## Episode list

Shardpoint Academy: Episode 1

Shardpoint Academy: Episode 2 - Hilt Hunting

Shardpoint Academy: Episode 3 - The Fault in our Bards

Shardpoint Academy: Episode 4 - Confrontational Education

Shardpoint Academy: Episode 5 - Recycled Dungeon

Shardpoint Academy: Episode 6 - Patron Teacher Conference

(These should actually link to pages with detailed info on the episodes, but, first i gotta do some other stuff. Like make a format for episodes. Love, Dan. PS. jokes are bad actually)
Max Ina

Max Ina, The Eternal Wing is an Ardling Hexblade Warlock. They are a former pilot from a crew of space faring ardlings in a miltary force known as Ardwing where they were honorably discharged after a few mishaps on missions due to their tendency to go out of formation and be a little too reckless for their own good for most missions. Max joined Rezubian with a friend of theirs after finding an opportunity to get away from home and go off and do things. They've somehow come into possession of a floating cube like thing. They are see sprouting celestial wings. They are Neutral Good. They wield a weird magical weapon. The Cube that follows Max can transform into a Flumph with a morning star.

## Attributes and Proficiencies

### Skill Profs.

Arcana, Deception, Intimidation, Perception, Persuasion, Survival

## Personality

Max faces problems head-on. A simple, direct solution is the best path to success, but sometimes that doesn't always work. They do their best to help others, even if that means flying out of formation. Max has a hard time keeping track of things. They've been told they're a bit scatter-brained, but they can lock it down when needed.

## Backstory

Max was born into a village/community of other Ardlings, with their Mother having done space related military work. This instilled some pressure on Max to take up the same discipline as their Mother, so they frequently hid away by spending time with their neighbor and friend Kami. Throughout their childhood, Max and Kami would typically pass time tending to flowers, along with other activities.

Eventually Max was nudged into enlisting into the ARDWING force in their early-to-mid teens, having a natural talent for piloting the single-person vessels, and aided by their Mother’s influence. Max worked up into doing higher priority missions, but during one operation their somewhat reckless maneuvers lead to them making a crash landing on an asteroid.

The immediate aftermath of Max’s crash lead to them eventually being discharged from ARDWING, though not too long after, an opportunity showed itself for them to join up with the DM Rezubian. Kami, once she caught wind of Max’s intentions, insisted that she came along, leading to the both of them being involved in the many operations and goals of the Rezubian’s work within the Far Realm…

## Campaign History

Max takes an attack that was meant to hit Davon during an assassination plot at the peace talks.

Max tries to be diplomatic at the peace talks, but a rowdy group of protesters are not agreeable and ignore Max's pleas.

When Max sleeps they enter ForMyth where they can train and decrypt new forms.

## Relationships

### Party Members

* Beaufort Gubbins
* Wendy McDonald

## Magic or Special Items

ForMyth
Encrypted Weapon Forms
Evon Jellion
Noa Aito
Alma Tirn
Shar Dine

## Trivia

Starfox with a lightsaber, but not quite a lightsaber.

## Gallery

MikeCosmignonSquidcapTrinity Codex[1]By Rat King Mike

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Piccolo

Piccolo is an awakened carnivorous cherry blossom tree. Piccolo was originally an NPC, but was taken over as a PC by Mari.

## Personality

Piccolo is new to existing, and learning about the world. He's curious and open-minded. Piccolo is learning morality and guilt, and Mari references wanting to make his character like Frankenstein's monster. He has discovered that he enjoys being the centre of attention. He also likes to eat poop with his feet, which are roots.

## Backstory

Piccolo's first memory is the sound of music, played on a piccolo. A mage Awoke one of the trees in the biome, creating a serial killer tree. Piccolo sees flesh similarly to how flesh beings see wood, since the trees in this area were created by the trickster god to subvert expectations, and are carnivorous. As a tree created to just mess with people and then Awoken, his only real purpose has been to kill, and consume blood.

## Campaign History

Piccolo premiers as a shadowy figure in the tunnels of the trickster god's biome. They see traces of Piccolo's work through the caverns in the form of mass murders, and a hand pinned to a wall. When the party meets Piccolo, they ask if he wants to join the band, but it isn't long before Xana shows up and tries to make him her minion. Juniper prevents this, but Peter dies in the fight. Piccolo takes Peter's place in the party/band.

## Relationships

### NPCs

* Sid, Justine and Bronko: Sid used her piccolo to awaken a tree and ask for directions. Piccolo then killed the party of elves, making them into furniture.

## Trivia

In theme with the naming convention of the season, Piccolo is named after the American Football player, Brian Piccolo, who played for the Chicago Bears from 1965-1969.

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René Eddi

### Skill Profs.

Deception, Insight, Investigation, Perception, Performance, Persuasion, Slight of Hand, Stealth

### Other Profs.

Bass, Disguise Kit, Forgery Kit, Production Keyboards, Thieves' Tools

## Relationships

### Associates

Frank Westerly, Lenora Desmond, Reese Hickenbottom, Bloodmaw the Invincible

## Summary

**René Eddi**, most commonly referred to as simply Ed, is a Warforged musician, imbued by mysterious means with powers of sorcery. He is played by Michael "Skitch" Schiciano, in the Season 4: Valentine.

*Warning: Anything below this line may contain major spoilers.*

## Pre-Campaign History

Ed was manufactured in Lyonhill, and employed at Harker's Casino as a musician under the name "Emmett". Eventually, he was brought into a group claiming to be enforcers, collecting gambling debts, to act as a diversion. At one point, during stasis, an alien entity made house in Ed's body. That entity was Mardis Valamin, a planeshifter who somehow became detached from his body, and imbued Ed with his own magical abilities. During a heist, however, Ed was left for dead as a scapegoat by his teammate Ash, and thrown off a roof.

He was found in multiple pieces in a trashcan by a kobold named Kundey, who rebuilt him, giving room, board, and employment. Ed, indebted and attached to Kundey and his bar, the Quarter Round, and made it his goal to help them out of dire financial straits.

## Game History

Ed was the only one of the group with any previous experiences with heists, and joined in on burgling Skel's house. He entered the tournament at King Coliseum as Catarina's partner. In Lyonhill, Ed obtained answers about Mardis' true nature.

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S10 E10: The Burning Hole

## Episode Summary

The bit about the episode contents from the episode upload.

## Quotes

Whatever you think is worth writing down can go here. Add a link to the player or character who said it!

## Metagame

Any level ups? New skills? Gained items? Upgrades? etc.

## Preamble

The nonsense at the start of the episode. This is lower because it's not the primary thing people come to the page for.

## References

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S09 E01: Bimbos & Chuds

## Episode Summary

Welcome to Arabella! The horizon of infinite discovery awaits a small group of brave researchers... if they don't die IMMEDIATELY. Laura Kate Dale nurtures a Herengon Druid. Mari hypes up a half-elf Bard. Sam debuts a gnome Rogue. Sophie builds a Construct Warlock.

## Plot

We are introduced to the party, a research group from major universities of the old world. Juniper a Herangon Druid Botany student from Goodfellows University,  Vimble Berrycheek Kalthinian IV, aka Dark Justice, a Gnome Rogue Cartography student from Kalthinian University, and Xana a Half-elf Bard Psychology student and cheerleader from Shardpoint University. It becomes clear that each student is here because they are problematic for the university. Juni is mostly persistent and an annoyance to Goodfellows, Vimble is a failson to the Kalthinian family, and Xana is serving permanent detention for just acting out after the death of her parents. Juniper is dressed in tie-dyed clothes, wielding a rake, and using a pair of gardening gloves as her arcane focus. Vimble is a rich kid fully dressed as Batman. Xana wears very form fitting clothes with fluffy extremities, and wields a bedazzled rapier and war gong as her bardic instrument.

## Quotes

* "You're essentially Judy Hops, except a hippie." -Austin about Laura's character
* "Within all of us there is a hippie and a cop. Choose wisely." -Austin
* "We actually don't have universities, we actually get our degrees from Blue Peter." -Sophie talking about UK Universities, a joke for the English listeners.
* "Austin does the NPC's, I'm going to be doing all the natural effects. Here's my wind." -Sophie then makes wind sounds.

## Preamble

* "You'll be shocked to learn that Austin is 6'4". I was just as disgusted as you." -Mari
* "I personally am very excited to learn that Austin could pick up Sam like a tiny little baby" -Sophie
* "If this is your first season of Dice Funk you need to know up front, I feel it's important to let you know, this is a D&D podcast hosted by a jock." -Laura
* "I mean, listen, if you wanna test this theory, we'll square up. I'll whip the shit out of you, I don't give a fuck. Equal Opportunity." -Austin to Mari when she claims she's the toughest and strongest
* "Season 9 can't start with you threatening Mari to physical violence." -Sophie
* "If you are sick of all these god damn D&D comedy podcast like this garbage you're listening to right now, check it out." -Sophie talking about Rolling with Rainbows

## References

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Nifyx

**Nifyx** was a Gnome Gamer from Bytopia. She was recruited by Cato to bring a voice of reason to the crew he put together, as a Good Gnome and skilled Bard. Her original character sheet can be found here.

## Attributes and Proficiencies

### Skill Profs.

Animal Handling, History, Insight, Intimidation, Perception, Performance, Persuasion, Survival

## Personality

Nifyx was a very driven person, who desired to challenge herself at all times, even if it meant making things unnecessarily hard for herself or others. She was unsatisfied with the pervasive "chill" and complacency of Bytopia, finding challenge instead in video games. She was angry at the world, and had a tendency to be combative even in conversation. Later, she struggles with he burden placed on her to reign in killers, when she wasn't exactly trained for that sort of thing. Instead of acting as a moral compass for the group, she ends up being dragged into grey morality, isolation, and substance abuse, her anger at the world only changing targets.

## Backstory

Prior to the start of the Furies, Nifyx was an incredibly talented gamer and magic-user. Nifyx had a career as a professional gamer and streamer. Upon her mysterious death during a gaming tournament, Cato resurrected Nifyx to serve as the leader and moral guide of the Furies. Her backstory was not expanded on much aside from her having lived a fairly normal life for a celebrity gamer. She objected to the spirit of her home plane, believing it did not have enough of a challenge.

## Special Abilities

Nifyx's original Conduit, Challenge, allowed her to engage other characters in Challenges. These Challenges must be entered voluntarily but the results of them were magically enforced.

Her second conduit, Pride, allowed her 3 video game flavoured abilities. She could "no clip" or become incorporeal as an action, duplicate objects, and spawn in beasts.

## Trivia

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Purgatory (Season)

**Purgatory**is the sixth season of Dice Funk. It is based upon the official Dungeons and Dragons setting "Planescape." As such, it is set across a number of different planes of existence including various good and evil afterlives and the city of Sigil. The time that this takes place is unclear, aside from being after Season 4. It focuses upon a group of resurrected assassins.

## Cast

* Laura Kate Dale as Nifyx
* Chris Larios as King Badass
* Lauren Morgan as Cordelia Heller
* Conrad Zimmerman as Blake Ferris
Catarina Brooks

## Summary

**Catarina "Krakenbane" Brooks** is a human professional wrestler who . She multi-classes as monk and barbarian. She's ambitious, single-minded, and kind of book dumb.

## Pre-Campaign Backstory

Catarina lived on the streets of Valentine as a child. She was raised by a gnoll conman called Nuckey. She worked as a professional wrestler, assuming the persona of Catarina Krakenbane.

## Trivia

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Banyan (Season)

**Banyan** is the 11th season of Dice Funk. This season takes place sometime after Arabella in the world created by the players at the end of that season. In this world, there is an island and an ocean. On the island is a hotel that connects to the underwater civilizations. At the bottom of this ocean is the resurrection pit. The Hotel is where everyone wait to have someone resurrected. One team works to decide if an individual is deserving of resurrection. They do this by entering the individuals mind and traversing it like a traditional dungeon. Supposition: The second team will then transport this individual to the well to be resurrected.

## Episodes

### First Episode

S11 E00: Suite Life of Zach & Cody Season

* Party 1
* Party 2

### Cast

* Austin Yorski
* Sara DeVoe
* Dan Leonard

### Opening Theme

OC ReMix 1527: Sonic the Hedgehog 3 'Walk on Water' [Hydrocity Zone: Act 1]

### Cast

* Quinn Larios
* Laura Kate Dale
* Michael Schiciano

## Cast

* Austin Yorski as Hialeah
* Sara DeVoe as Lilian Sperage
* Dan Leonard as Stranger
* Quinn Larios
* Laura Kate Dale
* Michael Schiciano

## NPCs

* Mox
* Parks
* Harper
* Roman
* Dumas
* Dolph

## Locations

* The Island
* The Gig
* The Banyan Tree
* Zolfo

## Influences & Themes

Psychonauts

Silent Hill

X-men Krakoa

Deadwood The Gem
Bridgette

Bridgette Gubbins is the youngest sister of Beaufort Gubbins, around 20. She joined the engineering crew aboard the Rezubian and is very interested in how the Illithid body problem has been solved.

## Appearances

S10 E05: Goreslammer 69B

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Gladys

Simple character description.

## Relationships

### NPCs

Amicable relationship with Bronko, who gave her a magic helmet.

## Magic or Special Items

Drow Helmet: Immunity to Fear condition, advantage on Intimidation checks.

## Notable Quotables

"This world is full of horrifying, endless, possibilities."

## Trivia

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Conrad Zimmerman

Conrad Zimmerman was a regular cast member of Dice Funk between Seasons 5 - 7.

You can find him on his other podcasts such as:

* Podquisition with Jim Sterling and Laura Kate Dale
* Spin Off Doctors with Jim Sterling
* Boston's Favourite Son with Jim Sterling and Jonathon Holmes
* Of Horse (A Bojack Horseman fancast).
* Let's Talk About Snacks with Lauren Morgan and Linda Camiolo

As well as the following social media accounts:
The Gig

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Walter

Walter is a Triton marine biologist with stylization reminiscent of a betta fish.

## Personality

Walter is a trusting individual with a good heart. They are cheerful and willing to write off bad behaviour as accidental or a joke, which may be naivete, or could be pure optimism and belief that people are good by default. Walter is a jock on their college swim team, but doesn't see themself as better than other people or more deserving of anything, though they are highly competitive and driven to win. They have a borderline obsession with marine animals, easily tangenting into lists of fish they think are neat. Walter could be described as a thembo.

## Backstory

Walter attended Shardpoint Academy with Xana, and was a rallyball champion and captain of the swim team. Walter was chosen to explore the new world and document the marine ecology. They explained to investors that it's valuable to control waterways if you're interested in making money, before listing many sea creatures. Walter and Xana interacted sometimes in sport competitions in school, Xana being a cheerleader, before both separately making their way up Mount Grendel.

## Relationships

### PCs

Walter and Xana were one-sided friends from before the campaign start. Xana's negging and social manipulation fail on the genuine nature and obliviousness of Walter. Walter considers Xana a good and supportive friend, while Xana considers them to be her nemesis.

Walter considers the PCs, or at least Dio, Juniper, and Xana, to be grave-robbers. They're not wrong...

## Trivia

Walter, more like Wa(l)ter, because they like water stuff.

In theme with the naming convention of the season, Walter is named after the American Football player, Walter Payton, who played for the Chicago Bears from 1975-1987.

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Fortunato

Fortunato is a sapient slime mold made up of Slime's slime. They use all pronouns. Fortunato considers themself to be the first born in this new world, and feels protective of it. He wears an outfit to look humanoid, but can phase into porous substances and is capable of splitting off pieces of herself as well as mind-melding. Fortunato speaks in a whisper.

## Trivia

In theme with the naming convention of the season, Fortunato is named after the American Football player, Joe Fortunato, who played for the Chicago Bears from 1955-1966. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe\_Fortunato\_(American\_football))

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Sea

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Mickey Mouse Cut their Hair

Mickey Mouse Cut their Hair is the 12th episode in the Anime-Esque series. It premiered on March 29, 2017.

## Characters

* Anime Mickey
* Anime Minnie
* Momma Mouse

## Plot

The episode starts off with Momma Mouse giving Mickey a haircut. Minnie walks in, and wants one too. Momma Mouse says she can't, as she has to use the phone. So Mickey decides to cut Minnie's hair. He cuts it, and Minnie ends up with a bad haircut. Mickey laughs, and does it again. Mickey does it for the third time, leaving Minnie with no hair. This pisses her off, so she and Mickey fight. Momma Mouse then comes in and fixes their hair. All is well, and the episode ends.

## Trivia

* The title has a grammar mistake.
* The "haircuts" Mickey and Minnie receive from Momma Mouse actually give them more hair instead of removing it.
Sproud

**Sprouds** are peaceful creatures from the cloud biome of Arabella.

Pokemon Fusion creation of Sproud

## Appearance

Sprouds are like a combination of the pokemon "Spoink" and "Swablu". They have round bodies with a spring, a pig-like face, and cloud wings.

## Traits

Sprouds are capable of high bounces and flight.

## Special Abilities

Sprouds are capable of filtering hate out of an area. Their cloud wings filter hatred and pass it back out as good vibes, similar to plants taking in CO2 and emitting oxygen.

## Notable Creatures

Delete which one doesn't apply, plants typically have uses, rather than being creatures, for example.

* Juniper's sproud Eludha
Rinaldo

## Summary

**Rinaldo** is an Acamorosi fighter, who took a job to find the missing scion Julick. He was played by Leon Thomas in Season 1: Stoneroot. He doesn't read.

## Pre-Campaign Backstory

Rinaldo was raised in Acamoros by his father, who intended for him to take on his trade as a thief. Rinaldo however saw himself joining the guard as a peacekeeper. He grew disillusioned with this plan in the year preceding the campaign however. His father was killed for stealing a piece of fruit and resisting arrest by the guard, though he was unarmed. Then, Rinaldo had an affair with Bossar, the son of the Lord of Acamoros. Bossar's ambitious sister Phiro was one of the first people to discover it. Bossar insisted that his sister was supportive of the affair, but Rinaldo remained suspicious. Phiro revealed the affair in order to stain her brother's reputation and gain her father's favor for any further advancements. Bossar saved Rinaldo from execution by threatening suicide, reducing his sentence to exile.

He has been travelling with Anne for some time before arriving in Stoneroot. It is much more recently that he met Jayne and she started travelling with them.

## Trivia

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Lenora Desmond

## Summary

**Lenora Desmond** is a warlock DJ sponsored by Buttery Spirits. She's a seemingly carefree tabaxi, and indulges in narcotic substances on a very regular basis.

## Pre-Campaign Backstory

Lenora grew up in the slums with her parents Norma and Joe Desmond where she formed a passion for music. Lenora began DJing at small clubs once she was old enough to get in and discovered a love for the party scene and the lifestyles of those richer than her. As she became more sought after in the club scene Lenora did manage to move to a slightly more affluent neighborhood, even going so far as to get her own studio apartment, but can never seem to save any money due to her penchant for new clothes and recreational drugs.

## Trivia

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Tunnels

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Grendel (Season)

**Grendel** is the eighth season of Dice Funk. It is set in the same post-apocalyptic world introduced in the previous season, specifically The Village of Grendel at the base of Mount Grendel.

Grendel is unique from past seasons, as it features a fixed cast of NPCs. At the start of Season 8, each Player Character was said to have a special connection with at least one villager. Austin has frequently said that the villagers will perform background actions regardless of the whether The Moistwatch choose to interact with them or not.

## Cast

* Laura Kate Dale as Neellith / Basil
* Quinn Larios as The Genius of Grendel
* Michael\_Schiciano as Aze
* Mari as Slime / Sun Moon Stars
* Sophie as Phillippa Heck / Noby / Cat

## NPCs

* Pastor Very
* Potter
* Haile
* Ruth
* Farmer Applewhite
* Marina
* Sun Moon Stars
* Venta
* Shoko
* GG
* Cat
* Drip
* Noby
* Kaboom
* Kablam
* Master Voya
* Basil
* Lazlo
* Inri
* Ann
* The Alebrije
* Blade
* Mold
* William

## Locations

* The Village of Grendel
* Mount Grendel
* The New World
* The Governor's Lodge
* The Wined & Dined-Flayer
* The Genius' Workshop
* The Grendel Astrological Centre
* Slime's House
* Very's Igloo
* Potter's Bar
* The Junkyard
* The Library
* Ruth's Qarmaq
* Applewhite's Farm
* Marina's Tailoring Shop
* The Graveyard
* Venta's Barbershop
* Moistwatch HQ

## Episodes

* Dice Funk S8: Part 02 - Fussel Sprouts
* Dice Funk S8: Part 03 - Bustin' for the Lord
* Dice Funk S8: Part 04 - ASMR Aasimar
* Dice Funk S8: Part 05 - Begone, Thought!
* Dice Funk S8: Part 06 - Freddy Cougar
* Dice Funk S8: Part 07 - Dream Voltron
* Dice Funk S8: Part 08 - LADS LADS LADS LADS
* Dice Funk S8: Part 09 - Talking Tongue Sandwich
* Dice Funk S8: Part 10 - Screaming Beyblades in an Obelisk
* Dice Funk S8: Part 11 - Cuckies 'n Cream
* Dice Funk S8: Part 12 - My Blood Type is Capes
* Dice Funk S8: Part 13 - Only Death Reigns Eternal
* Dice Funk S8: Part 14 - Gone Goblin
* Dice Funk S8: Part 15 - Gender Neutral Confinement Area
Mardis Valamin

### Skill Profs.

Athletics, Acrobatics, Sleight of Hand, Stealth, Arcana, History, Investigation, Insight, Persuasion

### Languages

Common, Elvish, Primordial, Sylvan, Giant, Gnomish, Infernal

## Relationships

### Relatives

Alias Valamin (father), Eilcena Valamin (mother), Isaac Rosemary ('Uncle'), Lucas Rosemary ('Uncle Luke'), Daerta Valamin (grandfather), Cyldiel Valamin (grandmother)

## Summary

**Mardis Valamin** is a student of the art of planeshifting, and the scion of the Valamin family. In the Ilium season of Dice Funk he is initially a Non-Player Character, but becomes a Player Character for Skitch when his other character leaves Ilium.

Mardis is an Eladrin, even slighter than his father, with very pale blonde hair & faint blue eyes without pupils. He's a bookworm with a taste for unsolved mysteries and a defensive streak towards those he considers part of his inner circle.

## Pre-Campaign Backstory

Mardis is the son of Alias Valamin, a High Mage of Mithrendain, and Eilcena. Like his father, he worshipped Corellon and Sehanine. He studied in Planeshifter Hall, where he had a good relationship with his classmates. After a family friend, Lucas Rosemary, was seemingly abducted by Warden Light, Mardis pursued the pair with his father's blessing, eventually crossing the barrier of Ilium. Warden Light stopped Mardis' quest by imprisoning him in a mirror populated by his own mental headspace.

## Trivia

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Allana

### Skill Profs.

Acrobatics, Deception, Insight, Perception, Performance, Persuasion, Sleight of Hand, Stealth

## Summary

Allana is a half-elven rogue played by Crimson Stone, and was a player character in the Stoneroot season of Dice Funk.

## Pre-Campaign History

Allana's father disappeared on her mother while she was pregnant. Allana was raised among elves, but due to the alienation she felt, defected to the city of Stoneroot. When she first encountered the party she was a sex worker at The Twist employed by Blister.

## Trivia

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Stoneroot (Season)

### Intro Theme

"A Fistful of Nickels" on OCReMix by zircon, XPRTNovice, Jillian Aversa, Jeff Ball

## Episodes

### Release Dates

September 8, 2015 to June 12, 2016

**Stoneroot** is the first season of Dice Funk, and has the distinction of being the only season game-mastered by Johnny Maloney and not Austin Yorski. The show began as a Patreon stretch goal for the "Word Funk" Podcast. It was only named Stoneroot retroactively once Lorelei was planned.

## Cast

* Crimson Stone as Jayne & Allana
* Leon Thomas as Rinaldo
* Austin Yorski as Anne

## Plot

Upon entering the weary town of Stoneroot with a group of refugees, Jayne, Rinaldo, and Anne are hired by a woman named Emma. Their mission is to find her missing lover, Julick, who also happens to be the son of the local lord. This Lord Earlin claims nothing is wrong, and that he is getting his education far away from the distraction of women. After going to the school, and finding a patsy, and eventually a botched rescue attempt, the party begins to uncover a cult surrounding a sleeping god.

## NPCs

* Emma
* Julick
* Lord Earlin
* Fidrick
* Silas
* Tamsin
* Getcher
* Danyin
* Fallon
* Lonnegan
* Steisch
* Earl Robertson
* Beth Robertson
* Jack Robertson
* Kira Robertson
* Gillet
* Sallin
* Callum

## Locations

* Stoneroot
	+ Tavern
	+ Lord's Manor
	+ Quarry
* Rotswold
	+ Town Hall
	+ Pickman Academy

## Influences & Themes

Stoneroot takes cues from cosmic horror & body horror. Due to its amoral, somewhat bumbling characters, comparisons have been drawn to the films of the Coen Brothers.

## Episodes

* Dice Funk: Part 2 - Down With The Butt Touch
* Dice Funk: Part 3 - Available To Die
* Dice Funk: Part 4 - Don’t Trust This Meat
* Dice Funk: Part 5 - Roll For Nightmares
* Dice Funk: Part 6 - Lie Hard
* Dice Funk: Part 7 - A Whole Ball Thing
* Dice Funk: Part 8 - Let’s Kill Willy Wonka
* Dice Funk: Part 9 - Recess Is Over!
* Dice Funk: Part 10 - Sucking Is The Best Part
* Dice Funk: Part 11 - PROTECT THIS HOUSE
* Dice Funk: Part 12 - The Anne Frank Adventure
* Dice Funk: Part 13 - So Gay, So Good
* Dice Funk: Part 14 - Vampire Pies
* Dice Funk: Part 15 - Two Outlaws & An Octopus
* Dice Funk: Part 16 - Get Licked
* Dice Funk: Part 17 - Rinaldo vs. The Elderly
* Dice Funk: Part 18 - Carnival of Clusterf\*\*\*s
* Dice Funk: Part 19 - The Idiot Downstairs
* Dice Funk: Part 21 - Bittersweet Fire
* Dice Funk: Part 22 - Hell Is Canon
* Dice Funk: Part 23 - Hot Library Action
* Dice Funk: Part 24 - Weasel War Dance
* Dice Funk: Part 25 - The Blood Door
* Dice Funk: Part 26 - Dank Daggers
* Dice Funk: Part 27 - City Of Meat
* Dice Funk: Part 28 - No More Secrets
* Dice Funk: Part 29 - Dr. Cash Money
* Dice Funk: Part 30 - The Ball Of Gorfinax
* Dice Funk: Part 31 - Dead Guard Lasagna
* Dice Funk: Part 32 - Rectum Escape
* Dice Funk: Part 33 - Nothing Is Good
* Dice Funk: Part 34 - An Option Of Mercy
* Dice Funk: Part 35 - Into The Abyss
* Dice Funk: Part 36 - Who Needs To Go?
* Dice Funk: Part 37 - I Have Risen (FINALE)
* Dice Funk: Part 38 - A Puzzle Of Flesh (Post-Mortem)
S10 E11: Space Waffle House

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Cyldiel Valamin

**Cyldiel Valamin** is a jeweler residing in Mithrendain at the time of Season 2: Lorelei. She was formerly a bladesinger. She is mother to Alias Valamin, and married to Daerta Valamin. She has a commanding temper, a suppressed longing for her adventuring days, and a 'talk-to-the-manager' haircut.

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Ilium (Season)

**Ilium** is the third season of Dice Funk, set a few centuries after Lorelei.

## Cast

* Laura Kate Dale as Veltari
* Chris "RolloT" Larios as Zoey Legrand and Claire-Elise Legrand
* Lauren Morgan as Theodora and Mara Sleydon
* Michael "Skitch" Schiciano as Rolen Hawklight and Mardis Valamin
* Leon Thomas as Bumbershoot Von Victrola

## Plot

Zoey Legrand, a wild mage and family ugly duckling, runs away from home to prove herself in the wild. She finds herself in front of an iridescent dome around the town of Ilium, a town from which no one has ever returned. She enters, determined to solve its mystery. When she enters, former paladin-justiciar Rolen Hawklight immediately brings her into the protection of the Avant Guard bounty hunters. The Avant Guards gain favors by taking people into custody for the unofficial authority in Ilium, the angel Warden Light. As they take on various assignments, Zoey investigates into why no one can leave Ilium, as well as why some may not want to leave.

## Influences & Themes

Influences cited include Twin Peaks and Hot Fuzz, which could probably extend to the entire Cornetto Trilogy. These sources are all clean small towns with seedy underbellies. Ilium somewhat differs, as it is on its face a hive of scum and villainy which turns more wholesome as the party makes connections to the people there. Themes include crime, punishment, and reform, as well as social alienation and redemption outside of the justice system.

## Episodes

* Dice Funk S3: Part 2 - I Can't Stop Thinking About Pineapples
* Dice Funk S3: Part 3 - Gentle Bones
* Dice Funk S3: Part 4 - Botched My Jiggle
* Dice Funk S3: Part 5 - Wazoey
* Dice Funk S3: Part 6 - Your Sticky Sack
* Dice Funk S3: Part 7 - Murder Time
* Dice Funk S3: Part 8 - Cheese Magic & Wizard Racism
* Dice Funk S3: Part 9 - Mumford & Storms
* Dice Funk S3: Part 10 - Where Is Bumbershoot?!?
* Dice Funk S3: Part 11 - Take Off Your Clothes
* Dice Funk S3: Part 12 - Dragon Bone, Dragon Fruit, Dragon Chess
* Dice Funk S3: Part 13 - No Holds Bard
* Dice Funk S3: Part 14 - Blaze Buddies
* Dice Funk S3: Part 15 - Wallop City
* Dice Funk S3: Part 16 - Babashook
* Dice Funk S3: Part 17 - I'm Here, I'm Queer, Let's Kill An Angel
* Dice Funk S3: Part 18 - Squid Pro Quo
* Dice Funk S3: Part 19 - Pulling Weeds
* Dice Funk S3: Part 20 - Goth Loli Cowboy
* Dice Funk S3: Part 22 - Friends! Friends! Friends!
* Dice Funk S3: Part 23 - Your Grace (Feat. Jason Derulo)
* Dice Funk S3: Part 24 - ...But With Swagger
* Dice Funk S3: Part 25 - Can We Use The Term Platonic?
* Dice Funk S3: Part 26 - The Secret of Justice
* Dice Funk S3: Part 27 - P-Biz
* Dice Funk S3: Part 28 - Feels of Fury
* Dice Funk S3: Part 29 - Clown Fiesta
* Dice Funk S3: Part 30 - What That Spine Do?
* Dice Funk S3: Part 31 - Murder Is Fun, Y'all
* Dice Funk S3: Part 32 - You Fools!!!
* Dice Funk S3: Part 33 - Evil Shrek
* Dice Funk S3: Part 34 - Obvious Cloaca
* Dice Funk S3: Part 35 - Grinding Trunks
* Dice Funk S3: Part 36 - Death & Bozogs
* Dice Funk S3: Part 37 - Suck It
* Dice Funk S3: Part 38 - The Price of Freedom (FINALE)
* Dice Funk S3: Part 39 - Between God & Banging (Post-Mortem)
Dice Funk Wiki

**Welcome to the Dice Funk Wiki!**

### What is Dice Funk?

**Dice Funk** is a D&D comedy podcast, by description. Head to the main Dice Funk page or keep reading for more about the podcast!
More broadly, it's an LGBTQ+ inclusive and multi-genre set of individual campaigns run on the 5th edition of D&D. While tagged on uploading spaces as comedy, it also is very dramatic, socially aware, character driven, and mutable. There are also a selection of one-shot games, some of which use other systems.

### What goes on here?

Wikis are a great way to collaboratively gather and share knowledge. As listeners, we can work together to create a source of information for later reference and easy sharing! While theoretically possible to do alone, gathering all of the information from the entire podcast is really going to take the help of lovely listeners volunteering a moment of time to add and update pages.

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Snowwraith

**Levi**, also known as **Leviathan, Snowwraith,** and **Snowwraithian**, is a webcomic and illustrative artist. Levi was commissioned by Austin to illustrate all of the NPCs in  season 9, Arabella, and has produced plenty of other fanart for the show, including making the most popular design for Aze in Season 8.

### You should check out Ruinous Fortune, their ongoing webcomic!

#### Levi's Ko-fi has a gallery just for dice funk fanart - *brand new!*

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S10 E23: Da Formyth Zone

## Episode Summary

Tully's Monsters return to the Rezubian with the ability to find the beholder behind the scenes.

Beaufort Gubbins faces the music. Max Ina attempts the Entertainment Gauntlet. Wendy McDonald plans an assassination.

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## Trivia

In 23, Tully’s Monsters see the ferret tubes during their downtime while the start of episode 24 is Trizzy making them.
Render

An Illithid who is part of the Rezubian PR department.

## Campaign History

Render is missing, and the crew go to investigating thinking that their disappearance is related to the communications issue.
Renders desk is covered in metal pins that can be worn on bags or jackets with Kawaii Illithid faces.
Bill Webb takes keycard from their desk.

Render is found tied up underneath Food Processing, by Dot.

## Trivia

Render was introduced much sooner than Austin intended, when Laura asked Dumile if any crew were unaccounted for.

## Appearances

S10 E02: The Big Blopper

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Tom White

**Tom White** is a video game and bad movie reviewer and podcaster. He is an evil genius.
Tom played Fizzle Trink Mudgrove in Shardpoint Episode 2.

Tom has a lot of individual links. The easiest and most organized place to see all his content is to go directly to his website, heisanevilgenius.com.

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S09 E26: Alabaster Disaster

## Episode Summary

Hic sunt dracones.

Dan emerges from the wilderness with Throg, Dragonborn Ranger. Skitch saunters back onstage with Treyan Drenkesh, Dragonborn Monk. Sara debuts with Gladys Antimony, Kobold Artificer.

## Quotes

Austin: Who's horny for this one?

Dan: I'm flooding the streets with cum like the Boston molasses disaster.

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