ZALGAR

**ZALGAR** is the twelfth contestant announced in Temporary Flight Attendant. He is a mixture of Garfield and the Zalgo creepypasta, based on the "Gorefield" meme.

## Bio

Something Awful has found its away into the tournament. In the earlier years of meme culture, the feared Zalgo enjoyed corrupting comics and forums, twisting them into disturbing content. However, as users grew I̷͗̆G̴͍̊N̷̐̐Ō̶͂R̵̎͘A̶̐͝N̴̼͠T̵̑̓ and less afraid of Zalgo's abilities, It slowly lost notoriety, and without the ability to spread panic, Zalgo itself could no longer spread. Zalgo spent its last days in a Garfield comic, as it saw Garfield's lethargic nature as a retirement plan of sorts. As Zalgo's abilities festered within the comic, it slowly began to twist into something awful. The remains of Zalgo eventually infused with the lazy cat, birthing Gorefield. As Gorefield gained notoriety, Zalgo was born again, now one with the entity it used to rest. Please welcome Zalgar to Temporary Flight Attendant! Vote for this lasagna-loving elder god to S̷̒̈E̶̡̐E̸͐͘ ̵̓͌T̷́́H̷͒̔E̶̛̽ ̵͒̂W̶̨̎Ò̴̏R̴̉̎L̷̉͌D̵̋͝ ̶̲͠T̴̂̏H̶́͋Ė̴̕ ̶̈̌W̵͑̽A̷̿͝Y̵̽͆ ̸́̌I̴͛͋ ̵͑̚D̷̿̐O̷̧̍

## Sourcelist & Examples

Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media

(Silent Hill OST, Coraline OST, Lisa: The Painful OST, Porky Means Business from Earthbound, etc.)

Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs

(Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, Hill from Sonic.EXE, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, etc.)

Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶

(Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)

Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend

(Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)

## Tournament placement

ZALGAR beat The Chaos Cohorts in Winners' Round 1 Match 7 by a very close 2 vote difference (50.4% to 49.6%). Then, he faced Jack Skellington in Winners' Round 2 Match 4 and won by a 35 vote difference (55.9% to 44.1%). After that, he lost to Markiplier in Winners' Round 3 Match 2 by a difference of 37 votes (55.1% to 44.9%) and was sent to losers. At the end of his journey, He faced off Koishi Komeiji in Losers' Round 4 Match 1, and suffered from an intense stomp of an 82 vote difference (60.5% to 39.5%) and was eliminated, getting him 6th palce in the tourney with 47.7%.

## Tracks

ZALGAR currently has 51 tracks (including his victory theme and results)

The Hills Has Eyes

My Reality

The Song That Will End The World

LAST MILLENNIUM

AM.A/\_.G/-\M

Unsteady💔

FLY HIGH ~ A Temporary Flight Attendant Medley

Spoil The Broth

Hǝy Thǝrǝ!

Dance For Me

N̸̶̡̨͏O̵͠ ̛͟E̶̕͝͝S̴̴̴̨̛C̕A̸̢͢͏Ṕ̡̧̛҉E̷̡

s̴͂̌c̴̀̈́-̴̌̀b̵̌̾ŭ̵̂ẗ̷́̄t̶͒͘ò̶̈́n̷̔͝-̵͆͘ȓ̸͂e̸̓̋p̸̈́́ó̵̚s̶̈́͘t̷̃͘ ̵͆͂i̶̧̇n̶͐̓v̷̅̍a̷̛͘l̸̾̏i̴̒̐d̶͌͝

e̷v̸e̶n̵ ̷g̸r̸e̷e̶n̶s̴

LACED GAN30'S

(R1 - M7) DUEL! Phase 1 ~ C̵H̵A̷O̴S̷ Ć̷͕H̶͍̚Ä̴̩́O̵̱̚S̷̞̕ C̴̔̓H̵͆͑A̵̢͆O̷͌̈́S̷̪͆

(R1 - M7) DUEL! Phase 2 ~ You Have Beautiful Eyes

(R1 - M7) Results

Siren In My Head

Tighter, Tighter, Yet Tighter

Girls In The vͦ̎͠Õ̢͇I̊̇ͯD͛̿̐

P̴̩̈́A̸̎̐W̷̛̾S̶̱̉ ̵̝̽F̷̺̿Õ̷͝R̷͑͘ ̶͌̿A̵͉͗L̶̦̊Ă̷̍Ř̷͋M̸̄̍

KILL THE SYSTEM

ＴＨＥ ＤＡＷＮ ＩＳ ＹＯＵＲ ＥＮＥＭＹ

(R2 - M4 BOSS!) WHAT THE HELL'S G𝕺𝕴𝕹𝕲 𝕺𝕹?

(R2 - M4) DUEL! Phase 1 ~ NIGHTMARE MAN

(R2 - M4) DUEL! Phase 2 ~ 𝕋ℍ𝔼 ℍ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊 ℂ𝔸ℕ'𝕋 𝔹𝔼 𝕊𝕋𝕆ℙℙ𝔼𝔻

(R2 - M4) Results

Koｒean Street Food - Pｕffer Fish, Blowfish Eat Carrot! Toxic Cleaｎing

ERRATIC TRAJECTORY ~ A Flight Attendant's Semifinalist Medley

b̶u̶r̵i̶a̸l̸ ̵i̶n̷ ̵p̸r̷o̸g̶r̷e̵s̸s̴

Mᴀʀᴇs ᴏꜰ Dɪᴏᴍᴇᴅᴇs

T̴h̵i̸s̵ ̷i̷s̵ ̷g̶o̸i̷n̵g̴ ̸t̴o̸ ̸b̴e̷ ̷a̴ ̵t̵e̸r̴r̸i̵b̸l̶e̶ ̴n̸i̶g̴h̸t̴.̵.̷.̷

Jon's Mixtape

(R3 - M2 BOSS!) My Life is A Mirage ~ ACT K

(R3 - M2) DUEL! The Devil (Regain Your Steady)

(R3 - M2) Results

MY CRY ~ A Temporary Flight Attendant Medley

w̶h̶e̴r̶e̵ ̶n̷o̶t̴ ̴a̵ ̶s̶i̶n̴g̸l̴e̴ ̷s̷o̶u̴l̷ ̸g̸e̸t̸s̸ ̸t̶h̷r̸o̵u̷g̶h̸

Heir To Your Liver

Nobody's Gon' Tell Us How To Party

Memory - C̲A̲T̲S̲ the Musical [2019]

(LR4 - M1) DUEL! Phase 1 - My Cat Is My Friend ❤️

(LR4 - M1) DUEL! Phase 2 - Everywhere at The End of The World ~ 偽善者の目に

(LR4 - M1) Results

Look At The Moon

CREATIVE EXECUTION

tfa doesn't have a oizo rep

We'll finish what we started.

Victory! Zalgar

**Post-cancellation:**

GarfieldEATS

**Unfinished:**

vs. A.S.S. **(deleted)**

## Quotes

Quotes used during matches in the tournament.

"A̴̋͝ ̶̘̈X̵͂͂ ̶̒͒Ó̴͈ ̷͗͑L̶̽͆ ̵̾͌O̴͑̽ ̴̆̄T̶̛̈́ ̶̑̓Ľ̷̏!̸͒̇!̴̛̌ ̶̂͘M̸͋̊Ÿ̴́̓ ̸̭̇T̸̀̊Í̴͛M̸̃͌Ĕ̵̔ ̸̠͛Ȟ̴̇Á̴̅S̸̾̎ ̶̥͋C̵̋̕O̷̅͗M̵̏͂E̴̍̀ ̵̂̑T̶̐̌O̵͑͘ ̴̅͑B̵̈́Ȕ̵̈́R̴̃̾N̴͑͠!̸̇̕!̴̇̃"
PHASE 2:
 Jack Skellington | PHASE 1:
"Y̶o̴u̷ ̴a̶c̸t̸ ̶a̴s̷ ̸i̶f̷ ̸y̶o̶u̸ ̴w̴e̶r̶e̴ ̵i̸m̶m̸u̸n̵e̶,̸ ̵b̷u̶t̷ ̴I̸ ̷w̴i̵l̷l̸ ̶s̸h̷o̸w̵ ̵y̵o̶u̵ ̴t̴h̸e̶ ̵t̷r̷u̴e̷ ̶m̴e̷a̶n̵i̷n̵g̵ ̸o̶f̶ ̴f̵e̸a̶r̴.̶"
PHASE 2:
 Markiplier | "̴̒͂R̵̔̈́e̷͗̅a̷̛͈d̴̠̄y̶͐̔ ̴̢͝f̶̭͝ṓ̴r̸͐̽ ̶́̂Ȑ̷̀ó̵̇u̷͂̕n̴̈́͛d̵̒̕ ̶͂̅2̷̓̐?̵͒͑"̴͗̅
**Dialogue heard in the duel track:**
"҉W̷h̴y̶ a̵r҈e҉ y̴o̴u̵ f̸i̶g҉h̸t̶i̷n̵g҉ h̷e̵r̵e҉,̴ M̷a̵r̴k̵?̶ D̴o̶n̸'̵t̶ y̸o҉u̵ s̶e̷e҈ d̵a̵r҈k̶n̵e̸s̶s̷ i̵n̶s̸i̴d҉e̷ y̴o҈u̴r̵s̵e̶l̴f̶?̸"̸
"N-NO!"
"҉D̸o̸n̸'̸t̵ l҈i҉e҈ t̴o҈ m̸e̸.̶"̷
"No- I'm gonna put up with that, I'm not gonna put up with it, I'm drawing the line in the sand. NO!"
 Koishi Komeiji | PHASE 1:
"I ͞be̵̵͡s̸̡̀ee̸͏c̷҉h͝ ͘y͘͞͞o͟͢҉ų͡ ̨to͞ ̧̢f̀o͟l͘͠͠l̵o̢͢͜w̶̴̷ ͜͏m͡y̕͡ ̨͜l̨ea̡҉͞d́,̢ M̡i͘s̸͘s͢ ͜K̛̀o̡i̶s͝h҉i͘.̸̡ ͡T̡̕͠o̶̧g̴et̸h̸ȩ͜r,̀̕ ̡͜w̕e͝ ͢c̷͞a̕n ͝͞r̴ul̸̀e͝ th͏̶i̢̡s ҉̡̧w̧o̸͘̕r̕͡l̡d̵.̸̢"
PHASE 2:
"W̴h̸y̶ ̶d̸o̵e̴s̸ ̴t̸h̵o̸u̷ ̴n̸o̸t̸ ̸a̴c̵c̶e̸p̷t̶ ̸t̵h̸e̵ ̶g̴i̸f̴t̶ ̷o̷f̸ ̷c̶o̸n̵s̸c̷i̷o̸u̶s̷n̸e̶s̵s̵ ̷I̸ ̶a̸m̵ ̸t̵r̸y̴i̶n̶g̸ ̴t̴o̷ ̸o̷f̴f̶e̶r̵,̵ ̶K̵o̵i̵s̷h̵i̷~̴?̷ ̶O̴r̴ ̵a̷r̴e̵ ̸y̷o̴u̸ ̵j̷u̶s̸t̵ ̸t̷o̸o̷ ̶u̸s̴e̷d̴ ̴t̵o̸ ̸t̸h̵a̴t̸ ̸s̸e̴n̵s̵e̴ ̵o̵f̶ ̷p̶i̴t̶y̵ ̶f̵r̸o̸m̶ ̸e̴v̶e̶r̵y̶o̵n̸e̴ ̸e̸l̴s̶e̸ ̶t̶o̵ ̷c̶o̴a̶s̴t̴ ̶t̸h̵r̶o̷u̵g̴h̵ ̵l̸i̷f̷e̶ ̴l̵i̶k̵e̵ ̴I̷ ̵o̷n̸c̸e̶ ̵w̶a̸s̶~̷?̷"

Quotes used when ZALGAR beat another contestant.

 Jack Skellington | "E̸͢͠x҈҇͢c̴͜͞u̸̧͠s҉̢͠e҈͢͠ m̵̡̕ę̸͞ s̵̡̛i̵̕͢r҈̡̛,҈̧҇ h҉̨͞o̸͢͡w̵̢͞'̵̡͡s҈͜͡ ţ̴͞h҉̧͝e̵͢͡ ş̴͞ȩ̸̛r҉͢͝v̸̛͢i҈̨͡c̶̨̕e̵̡͝ o̶͢͝n҉͜͠ t҉̡͠h҉̨̕i̶̧͝s̴̡͞ a̷͜͞į̷͞r̶̕͢ļ̶̛i҉̨͞n̵̢͞e̷͜͡?̴̡͠"

Quotes used when ZALGAR fights a boss.

 Killer Klowns | **Quote heard in Boss Track:**
"̵̫̺͈̯̤̖̩̋̎̋͐̇̔̐̏͊͒̕͜ͅP̴̬͙̣̓̂͠ͅe̴̛̤̼̣͎͎͖̦̭͎̺̎̾̽̀̎͑̋́͂͒͆̑͒̕͜͠ͅo̸̧͓̝̜̝̲̖̲̼̰̟̭͆̚ͅp̵̧̛̗̫̫̺̙̙̌̓̎͑͌̇l̴͉̝̥̈́̊͊́͊̓̊̈́͒͆̃͠͠ë̴̡̢̠͈̖͖̝̥͔̭́̇̀̄̑͋̀͠ ̶͙̯̗͈͔̑͗̊ͅẃ̵̫͜h̶̡̛̲͙̻̘̪̠͓͎͕͓̖̲̙͚́̔͐̊̉́̌́̀̃͊̌̕̚͝ͅȏ̷̡̡͉̦͓̮͇̫̠̘̑̎ ̸̡͖̙̘̗̪̻̺̉̉͒̃̓̔͛̒̔͛̒̒́͠d̵̡̡̼̗͔̯͚̂̓̎̌̾̔͂̾̚͜͜r̶̢̞͎͚̺̤̻̾ẻ̴̢͈͎̖̟̰̮͙̱̾̔͗̋̿̈́̅̀̆͊͋͛͋͊͋͝ͅş̸̺̼͔̞̰̲̣͉̏͋̊̆̇̐̍̋̀̑͜s̶̢̧͚̟̙͔̯̭̥̤͇̻͔̈́͑̐̉͐͑͌̑̈́̀͠͝͝ ̵̨̨̺̰̳̾̔̿̃̋͐͋̓l̶͈̗̤͉̇͝i̶̻̺̳̞͓͕̟̋͒͆̆͛̊̑͌̉̚k̶̤̠̣̳̦̤̞̲̜̮͉͈̱̘̘͊͂̂̍̿̽̄̕͝ȩ̴̡̨͕̖̹͇̻̖͇͚̝͔̥̓̕ ̵̦̠̝̟̩̮͙̀̅̅͑̓͆̀͗̋́̒͘͝ͅt̶̟̦͇̙̮͓̦̣̘͉͗́͆̚͜͜h̶̹̭̱̲͚̀̆̅͑̓͒̚a̵͍̖͚̰͈̪͊̀t̵̛̪̗̚ͅ ̸̛̞͔͖̻̗͇̼̦̫̼͂͊̏̆̅̿̂̇͐͋͘s̷̹͙̝̟̮͐͆͑̀̀̓͛̂̆̈̿̚͜͝ḩ̶̛̣̫̳͎̳͎̯̖̱͓̗̦̣͚̝̩͛̇͆̈͊͂̋̕̚ǫ̸͚̠̥͎̼̰̩̣̻̖̭̰̦̇̀̑̔̂̈́̕ư̴̭͕̝̪͙̞̭̭̮͔͙͍͚̅̋̎̀̐̆̀̄̋̎̈́̍̿̓͛͜͠l̴̡̛̰̮̫̠̺͛̏͑̓̈̈́̾̽͂̆d̴̤͎̼̈́̇͛͐͒̋̓́͒͑͛̒̕̚ ̶̢̢̜͚̖̯͈̠͇̬͚̲͚̱͛̂̀͘͜͠b̷̛͓̀́̎͌̅̈́̄͑̾̓̈́̒͋̚͝é̴̡̨̧̬̫͔͉̰̥͕̞͇̽͛̃̓͛͘ ̴̛̖̥̖̤͇͕́̐͗̉̑̀̈́̚͝͠ḑ̸̢̨̧̗̤͍͕̙̙̟͎̳͍̤̓̇̊̉̂̀̑́̀̆͆̉́́̕̚̕r̴̨̛̥̠̲̗̙̺̤͕̮͇̓̎̈́͑͊̂̌̅̂͐̋̈̓̕͠u̴̢͙̜̲͚͙͕̭̻̜̤̗̅̋̔̉̊͋̕͜ͅg̶̢̻̳̻̻̳̯̰̣͕̮͈̍̎̾̀̈́̆̊̏͊́ͅ ̴̛̖͖̂̀̒̒̚o̵̡̞͈̪̝̞̞͉̲͖͑̆̆̅̈̓͊̈́͒͗̎̏́̈́̇̂͝ụ̵̠͈̩͌̐̾̈́͋̊̇͆̓̐̀͗̀̕͝ṱ̶̹̩̯͇͙͑̎̐̀̈́̾̿̌̊̕̚̕͝ͅ ̶̠͍̗͍͖̣̥̻̖̝͙͎́̅͝ǐ̶̠̝͈̖̰̦̼̙͎̫̦̠̼̻͍͌̀̽͑͜͜ṅ̵͚̮̪͕̹̠̹̞͕͖̹̐̓͠͝t̸̛͈̥̳̪̯̝͍͍͗̈̈́̒͐͆͆̓̑̿̀̊̏͗͘ô̴̧̟͚̺̭̣̭̖̈́́͂̿̎́̓̈́̈́̒̄̈́͘̕̕͝ ̷̧̡̢̭͚̱͖͕̬̲͓̯̞̣̎̒͒͒̋͒̚͘͜͝t̶̛͙͓͎̝̱͚̊̓͛̀̂̊͊̕h̶̡̢̛̬̮͚͙̻͉̪̗̾̋́̾͑͒̀̉͗̓̈́̈́̕͠͝͠ȩ̴̫͖̠͍̻̳͉͙̣̻͐̈́̎̾̽̄̌̋́̾̈́̑͘ ̵̡͔̲̼̱͈̱͇̼̣͉̠͙̤̘͚̗̉̓̓̋̿̍̆̌̂̕s̵̨̢̮͉̬̬̪̺̲̟͔͈͐̍́̐́̾̈̋̃̉͐͘̚͠͝͝ͅt̷̡̢̛͚̣̘̞͕̘͎̪̥͌͊̔͆̏̔̌͆͗̇͐́̒̆̏̅ṛ̸̨̮͔̬̖͚͌̿̚͠ę̸̛͓͙̰̙͎̥̰͙̟͙̳̻͚̖̈́̓͂̾̓̽̏̾̌̎̌̋̓̒̓̚͜ȩ̶̫̦͙̜̮̞̊͌̃̈́̕͠t̴̡͉͚͍͈͍̞̜̼̩̩͓̱͕̜̤̊̄͆͂̈͋͌̂̅͘̚ ̵̡̡͚͙̻̯͉͍̯͈̊́̔̓̉͛̈́͑͐̀̈́̌̅̊̌ͅͅͅa̶͍̹̦̲͈͉̺̘͕̰̠̤̻̺̙̐͆̕͜n̷̡͖̹͍̄̇̄́̓̿̃͐̊̃̀̒̉̕͠͝d̸̨̨̞̠̻̠̦̮̝͙̲͋́̔̽̌͆̄̏́͗̀̊ͅ ̷̟̖̼̽̍̀̈́̍͘͘ş̷̨͖̱͚͕̤̬̹̺̦̱͍͖̼̲͎́̌̐ĥ̴̢̛̪̩͇̬̦̣̩̹̝̭̅̈̃͆̍̒̄͒̌̀̒͑͘͜͠͝o̵̫̞͎͆̌͒̾̍̽̊͗͋͂t̴̫̹͈̩̝̺͓̞̜̠̘̱̜͕̺̀̔͆̏̀͂̈́͗̑͘͝.̶̡̻̥̙̾̀́̈͛͊̓͝"

## Trivia

* While his Monday source is a reference to Garfield's famous distain for Monday, his "Fridays and the Weekend sources" are harder to pinpoint their references.
	+ The Weekend source might be a reference to his usage of "The Hills" in his debut track.
* He is loosely based off the depiction of Garfield seen in Mashup Week, where he is a similarly antagonistic and demonic character.
* Many of ZALGAR's duel quotes and dual track names are references to media the contestant was from.
	+ The quote ZALGAR used in Winners' Round 1 Match 7 Phase 1 is a reference to Bill Cipher's final quote when he got defeated.
	+ "ＴＨＥ ＤＡＷＮ ＩＳ ＹＯＵＲ ＥＮＥＭＹ" is a reference to one of Adult Swim's bumpers, included in both ZALGAR and Rick & Morty's sources.
	+ The line "WHAT THE HELL'S G𝕺𝕴𝕹𝕲 𝕺𝕹?" is a reference to ECHO's signature line.
	+ "Koｒean Street Food - Pｕffer Fish, Blowfish Eat Carrot! Toxic Cleaｎing" is a reference to the original video Pufferfish came from.
	+ "Mᴀʀᴇs ᴏꜰ Dɪᴏᴍᴇᴅᴇs" is a reference to Mares of Diomedes, the man-eating horse in Greek mythology.
	+ "T̴h̵i̸s̵ ̷i̷s̵ ̷g̶o̸i̷n̵g̴ ̸t̴o̸ ̸b̴e̷ ̷a̴ ̵t̵e̸r̴r̸i̵b̸l̶e̶ ̴n̸i̶g̴h̸t̴.̵.̷.̷" is a reference to the natural spawn quote of The Twins, a boss from Terraria.
	+ "Regain Your Steady" is a reference to the track Unsteady💔, which the art for the track is also partially used in the duel track.
	+ w̶h̶e̴r̶e̵ ̶n̷o̶t̴ ̴a̵ ̶s̶i̶n̴g̸l̴e̴ ̷s̷o̶u̴l̷ ̸g̸e̸t̸s̸ ̸t̶h̷r̸o̵u̷g̶h̸" is a reference to one of Rainbow Factory's lines, which the song itself is also used in the duel track.

* In Losers' Round 4 Match 1 Phase 2, both ZALGAR and Koishi Komeiji managed to form Zalgarshi, a bonus character designed by Teleportato.
	+ Originally, Zalgarshi used to be a fusion of Koishi and Zalgo, leaving Garfield all by himself to fight Zalgarshi. However, this scenario was scrapped due to the fact Zalgo was infused with Garfield.

* Winner's Round 3 Match 2 is only match ZALGAR was in that only had one phase, not counting his boss.

* Due to Round 1 Match 7 being rigged, ZALGAR came out as the true winner after filtering out fake votes. Before the clarification, In Siren In My Head, Chris McKuma questions how he managed to pull someone from the Winners' Bracket down to Losers', although that has been debunked after the clarification.
	+ This is joked about in the description of the Youtube Release.