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Leo Väisälä

***Leo Santeri Väisälä*** on sivuhahmo teoksessa *Erityisluokan mies 2: Täysi Työharjoittelija Takki.* SMY:n koulutukseltaan tuutori, hän esiintyy toisen luvun koulutusosiossa, protagonisti Helasen kanssa.

## Esiintyminen

Väisälä astuu lavalle tuutorikoulutuksessa, ollen ryhmän energisin ja suorasukaisin jäsen. Koko koulutuksen ajan hän viestii ja toimii sangen negatiiviseen tyyliin. Silti hän, Helanen, Kataja ja Somerjoki tulevat hyvin toimeen ryhmäytymisen edetessä. Tosin jos tarinan aikana syntyi konflikteja, ne usein johtuivat Väisälän aloitteesta. A-Rakennuksen operaatiossa Väisälä toimi taustajoukoissa, mutta osoitti aktiivisuutta lähtiessään varastoryhmää vastaan. Loppujen lopuksi kyseessä on älykäs, monipuolinen ja pirteä henkilöhahmo.

## Persoona

Leo, kuten ylhäällä mainittu on sähäkkä ja välillä ajattelematon. Sellaiset piirteet eivät kuitenkaan vähennä Väisälän ehdotonta hyödyllisyyttä matemaattiselle yhdistykselle. Kaikenmoisen ryttyilyn ohella Leo osoittaa huumorintajua ja uskollisuudentuntoa. Ei ole siis koiraa karvoihin katsominen.

### Henkilöhistoria

Leo Santeri Väisälä pullahti äidin vehkeestä Suomen tasavaltaan vuonna 2006, kuten moni muukin *Erityisluokan miehen* avainhahmo. Perhe ei missään nimessä ollut valtion tuloista riippuvainen, vaan ahkera ja onnellinen. Leo oli äitinsä kautta saanut aikalailla huomaamattoman määrän armenialaisperimää. Väisälän lempiaineet koulussa olivat liikunta ja puukäsityö. Hän harrasti kaikenlaisten puisten hyötyvärkkien nikkarointia omassa huoneessaan. Väisälä oli aktiivisena käytännön miehenä silti koulun ystävä ja sai päättöarvointiin kiitettäviä, jos myös jokusen kympin. Väisälä liittyi matikkaleirin syventyneisiin leiriläisiin täyttäessään 15, ja onki hyvän maineen ohjaajien keskuudessa. Seuraavana vuonna Leo tavoitteli jo tuutorin hupparia. *Erityisluokan miehen* toisen osan jälkeen Leo Väisälä kouluttautui puusepän harvinaiseen leipään.

## Ulkonäkö

Väisälällä on tuuheat hiukset, silmälasit ja kodittoman Zorron nimikkoviikset. Hän käyttää eritoten sydäntalvella villapaitoja ja haalareita.
Elmo Ivanov

> Yksikään ei jätä itseään henkiin kiitettävästä. Yhden tulimmaisen kerran he laittoivat ysiluokkalaisen laskemaan kolmen vinoneliön tehtävää ilman laskinta. Otin siitä kuvan.
>
> Ivanov maanmiehistään, sivulla 9

***Elmo Maxim Ivanov*** on fiktiivinen hahmo teoksessa *Erityisluokan mies*. Näyttelemis- ja vetoamiskykyä omaava pääohjaaja on myöskin neljäsosan suomalainen.

### Persoona

Pääohjaaja Ivanov on halutessaan suureleinen, kuten sivun 9 puheessaan. Sen isompaa kuvaa hänestä ei anneta, kuin että hän kunnioittaa hyviä laskijoita, ja asemaansa. Itse ohjaamistaan Venäjän oppilaistaan hän on karsinut kaiken kuonan, joten jonkinmoinen voittajien tekijä hän on.

### Lempiauto

Stalin Kombi

Ivanov toivottaa esileiriltä saapuvat tervetulleeksi Ilomantsiin. Sen jälkeen Elmo astuu suomalaisten elämästä organisoimaan taloustilityksiä, omaa joukkuettaan, ja leirin tapahtumia. Tilanteet kuten pääohjaajan auto, ja kuutio ekspertin viimeinen tehtävä sotkevat hänet takaisin Helasen juoneen. Ivanov on reilu antaessaan kaikille mahdollisuuden vaikeimpaan tehtävään, vaikka voittaakin matikkakilpailun.

#### Henkilöhistoria

Elmo syntyi Yonaan, Kovmorskin maaseutualueelle. Isoäiti kuoli hänen ollessaan viisi, ja isoisä asui musertavan matkan päässä Vladivostokissa. Nuorena Ivanov liittyi sosialistinuoriin, ja kouluttautui korkeasti Moskovan

valtionyliopistossa. Valmistuttuaan filosofian tohtoriksi männävuonna 1989, hän rakensi uraansa myös pitkän matematiikkansa ympärille. Ilomantsin matikkaleirille hän tuli vuonna 2002, ja hallinnosta hän pääsi aina pääohjaajan ja talousvastaavan arvoon. Elmoa kunnioitetaan äitimaallisen koulutuskäsityksensä, ja yhteiskunnallisen älykkyyden noston takia. Elmo Ivanov tapasi Michael Stevensin vuonna 2019.

### Ulkonäkö

Ivanov on ikääntynyt, vaaleanharmaat hiukset omaava äijänrättänä. Hän pukeutuu erivärisiin frakkeihin.

### Trivia

* Pääohjaajan auto on tuttu fingerporista.
Davy Jones' Locker

Davy Jones' Locker is an event Boss **dungeon** found by killing **Hermit Master**. 36 tier points are required to enter this dungeon.

The enemies that spawn in this dungeon have moderate health and damage, meaning the player should have at least mid-high tier gear or have some **Untiered Items** equipped.

## Layout

Davy Jones' Locker requires the player to search different colored rooms to find keys lying on the ground, defended by Zombie pirates. The player will begin with the blue key and have to search the blue rooms for a green key and so on. once the yellow key has been picked up, the player needs to head to the bottom floor yellow room to drop down into the boss room

There is a special yellow room on the top floor but be warned, those who enter may not be able to return to the boss.

## Boss

    Davy Jones is located underneath the dungeon through a yellow doorway. It has a total of 1500 HP

The fight begins with Davy Jones shooting 1 projectile at the player. The player must break all the pots around Davy Jones before you can hurt Davy Jones. After taking some damage, Davy Jones restores the pots and adds 2 projectiles to its shots. This will repeat 3 times times before Davy Jones dies.
Undead Lair

The Undead Lair is a mid-level dungeon that drops Attack Potions, as well as the Doom Bow, Doom Katana, and Hat of Lost Souls.

The portal to the Undead Lair is dropped by Ghost Gods, located in the Godlands.

## Layout

   The dungeon consists of 4 different set layouts, 2 of which contain secret Treasure Rooms. The dungeon is made up of multiple isolated circular or rectangular rooms, connected with narrow hallways. Several pathways lead to dead-end rooms. Inside each room is 1-4 enemies, who have the chance of dropping pink bags.

Staircases are located throughout the dungeon, which can lead to dead ends, treasure rooms, or the boss, which is located at the end of an upwards or downwards spiral staircase.

## Enemies

The enemies located inside the Undead Lair are Ghosts, Ghouls, Skeletons, and Fairies. They spawn in all rooms within the dungeon, and attack via projectiles.

The Ghost shoots a shotgun of 7 bullets, which can insta-kill even a decently geared player, so be careful to not get too close to a Ghost.

## Bosses

### Treasure Room

The Treasure Room boss is located at the end of a set of short, straight, downwards stairs in two of the layouts of the Undead Lair. To enter the Treasure Room, one must either crouch or elytra fly into the 1.5block high holes at the end of the hallway. The boss is located in a square room at the other end of the holes.

When attacked, the boss will shoot random amounts of spiky, circular projectiles, which if not avoided can quickly burst and kill a low gear player. The boss will continue this until half health, when he will briefly go invincible, before continuing to fire the same projectiles. When killed, he has the same drop table as the final boss, so it is always worth going for the Treasure Room if one exists in the layout.

### Heptavius

Heptavius is the final boss of the Undead Lair, and spawns in a large, circular room at the end of the dungeon. The room is always located at the end of a spiral staircase.

After hitting the boss once, he will enter one of three phases. The first of three is a rotating pattern of 3 lines of shots, which you must rotate with while shooting the boss. The second of three is a pentagram of 5 large spiked balls, which deal moderate amounts of damage if the player hits them. The last of three is the player is pursued by Heptavius, and if touched, Heptavius will punch the player, dealing moderate damage.

The boss rotates through these phases throughout the fight periodically, until killed.
Ritva Somerjoki

> Hän on sen verran viehättävä, että olisi sääli jos hänellä ei olisi samanlaista siskoa.
>
> Harrastaja Ypyä

***Ritva Elli Somerjoki*** on hahmo teoksessa *Erityisluokan mies 2: Täysi Työharjoittelija Takki*. Ritvan ainoa vaikutusalue on luvussa 2.

## Esiintyminen

Somerjoki toimii aktiivisesti koko toisen luvun ajan, kuuluen samaan tuutoriryhmään kuin protagonisti Antto Helanen. Harjoituksissa hän on kylmäpäinen, ja fiksu. A-rakennuksen operaation aikaan Somerjoki avustaa ahdingossa olevia nuoria, tuutori Väisälän kanssa. Tarinassa ei esitetä sen tarkemmin miten Somerjoen, taikka Väisälän elämien käy valmistumisen jälkeen.

## Persoonallisuus

Ritva on ennen kaikkea sopeutumiskykyinen, ja sosiaalisesti älykäs. Paljon maskuliinisia piirteitäkin hänestä löytyy, ottaen huomioon helpon kanssakäynnin Osmonsalon ryhmän, ja harrastajien kanssa. Somerjoki osaa viehättää ja näyttää tietä, mikä tekee hänestä idyllisen SMY:n tuutorin.

### Henkilöhistoria

Ritva Elli Somerjoki saapui tähän maailmaan sangen pilvisenä päivänä Sipoossa, toisena tyttärenä kolmesta. Hänen perhe-elämästään on syytä kertoa, että hänen vanhempansa työskentelivät kokopäiväisesti. Somerjoen isän puolella puhuttiin saksaa, joten suomenkielisestä perheestään huolimatta hän oppi saksaa ennen yläkoulua. Ritva sai seiskoja ja kaseja peruskoulun kokeista, mutta pääsi Joensuun yhteiskoulun lukioon. Samoihin aikoihin tyttö ilmoittautui matikkaleirille, saadakseen lisäoppia pitkää matikkaa varten. Ensimmäisenä lukiovuonna hän lähti yllättävästi SMY:n tuutorikoulutukseen, Ilomantsin tuutoreihin. Tuutorikesän aikana Somerjoki, ja harrastusleiriläinen Ypyä alkoivat suhteen.

#### Ritvan isosisko

Somerjoen isosisko kävi perusleirin vuotta ennen häntä. Sisko oli rikkonut järjestyssääntöjä vakavasti tilaamalla kosmetiikkakuriirin, ja tuonut myös Ritvan huonoon maineeseen. Maininta tehtiin sivulla 30.

## Ulkonäkö

Ritva on kilttisilmäinen, ilmeikäs, pitkähiuksinen ja ristiverinen. Hän pukeutuu värikkäästi, esimerkiksi paitojen kohdalla.

## Trivia

Kolmen muun, joissain tapauksissa nimeämättäkin jääneen naishahmon kanssa Ritva toimii *Erityisluokan miehessä* kauniimman sukupuolen läsnäolon kulmakivenä.
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Jaakko Kivalo

> Toistat tuon vitun paskan, ja katkon omin kätösin koko arsenaalisi. Ok?
>
> Kivalo näyttää herkän ja diplomaattisen puolensa sivulla 23

***Jaakko Eeli Kivalo*** on merkityksekäs hahmo teoksessa *Erityisluokan mies*. Rujojen, piraattien lailla äyväävien erityisluokkalaisten keskellä Kivalo esiintyy rauhoittelijana ja viihtyvyyden tukipilarina. Tiedettävästi kaikkien muiden tavoin ei hänkään jää sanattomaksi kun joku herjaa oikein raskaasti.

## Esiintyminen

Kivalo replikoi ensimmäisen kerran Ilomantsin matikkaleirillä, kun pojat toikkaroivat kannettavilla tietokoneillaan. Jaakko ja uhkea Palolammen Mauno ottavat mittaa siitä kenen koodinpätkä on idyllisempi tavoitteeseen pääsyssä. Jaakon esiintymiset tihenevät tämän ohuen esittelyn jälkeen, ja selväksi tehdään että hän on erityisluokkalaisista eniten korrekti ja reilu. Toisaalta Jaakko jää usein seinäruusuksi muiden leiriläisten testaillessa luokanohjaajansa rajoja (poisluetaan luokkaseksi sillä siihen Kivalo ryhtyi empimättä). Kivalo ylittää matikkakilpailun ahtojäät ja saakin loistavanpuoleiset arvosanat lukiopaikan kera. Työelämään tutustuminen vie Jaakon Kymenlaakson pelastuslaitokselle.

### Erityisluokan miehen epilogissa

Tarinassa määrittelemättömän ajan jälkeen, kun matikkaleiristä on kulunut kotva, saapuu Jaakko Helasen opiskeluasuntoon. Pojat ovat lukion kakkosella, eli eletään vuotta 2023. Matkan tarkoitus on riipaiseva, sillä Kivalon on sanottava Helaselle että hänen leirikaveri Lauri Kahanpää on dödännyt linnanmäen laitteessa. Tämä on Jaakko Kivalon viimeinen esiintyminen.

## Persoona

Jaakko on kova koville ja suojelunhaluinen suojan tarpeessa oleville. Kyseessä on siis matikkaleirin rehdein kille, oikea mustanaamio. Helanen ja Kivalo tulevat hyvin toimeen, vaikka Jaakko lipuu välillä Kahanpään puolelle riitatilanteissa. Mies ei perusta sortamisesta tippaakaan, ja siksi takaa syventyneen ryhmänsä yhteishengen tiukoissakin kondiksissa.

### Henkilötausta

Jaakko Eeli Kivalo syntyi joulukuun 15. päivä denahtaneeseen perheeseen Joensuuhun. Vanhemmat sisarukset olivat vanhempiensa vaikutteille alttiita, mutta Kivalo tyytyi maksimissaan vedellä laimennetun vehnäoluen särpimiseen saatuaan suunsa pyhitetyksi kirkossa. Hän oli muutenkin siisti ja mallikas, mutta ikävä kyllä taipuvainen käyttämään useita tunteja videopeleihin. Aparaattien takia Jaakko veti sigeet koulutunneilla, ja tuli pakotetuksi matemaattiselle kesäleirille v. 2022. Kivalosta tuli lopulta ravintoterapautti HUS:lle.

## Ulkonäkö

Kivalo on vaalea ja sängetön lasipää. Pojalla on aina hieman kookkaammat vaatteet kuin mihin mahtuu, mikä saa hänet erottumaan joukosta.

## Trivia

* Jaakon oli tarkoitus tehdä esiintyminen *Erityisluokan miehen* jatko-osassa, mutta hänen osansa korvattiin Toivo Kalhalla.
* Jaakko meni Tulliportin normaalikouluun lumalle.
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E3-Ryhmä

**E3-Ryhmä** on yksi Juvan esileirin tukiopetusyksiköistä. Ryhmä koostuu muiden tavoin Suomen Matemaattisen Yhdistyksen tuutoreista, joiden kuuluu avustaa vähemmän kirkkaita oppipoikia. Ryhmällä on painoarvoa teoksessa *Erityisluokan mies 2*, kun Antto Helanen ja Aulis Kataja sijoitetaan siihen arkhimedes-lehden välikäsinä.

*Erityisluokan mies 2*:sen kliimaksissa E3-ryhmän rippeet onnistuvat laskemaan viimeisen tehtävän oppikirjasta *Pitkä matematiikka 14*. Kyseessä oli ensimmäinen tapaus kun alle harrastajatason leiriläinen hoitelee tehtävänannon moitteetta.

## Himoläskihomer

Himoläskihomerina tunnettu sisäympyrä E3-ryhmässä käsittää poikajoukon omalla dynamiikallaan. Tähän ryhmään kuuluivat mms.

* Toivo Kalha, suht arvostettu jannu tuutoreiden joukossa. Hän määrää niin kauan kuin vastassa ei ole fyysinen karpaasi *Matikkaeukko.* Kalha on entinen syventynyt leiriläinen, ja Helasen laskinveli.
* Matikkaeukko, suurikokoinen perusleirin käynyt tuutori, joka järjestelmällisesti kolhii laskintaan raivoisan summauspuuskan iskiessä. Eukko on legenda useasta syystä, enimmäkseen rasistisista heitoistaan. Hänen lempiviivarinsa on lekolar.
* Heikki, tarinan ajan sukunimetön kärkimies, joka osaa sekä pilailla että kivettää itsensä. Hänen bravuuriliikkeensä on jakaa monisteet tukiksen päätteeksi.
* Bruno Collan, yönmusta (harvinaista kyllä) tuutori, joka istuskelee usein Matikkaeukon seurassa. Hänellä on somalimamun karismaa, jolla hän saa auktoriteettia himoläskihomerissa. Hänellä on poikkeavasti puinen erityistyönä valmistettu ruuleri.
* Kaksoistutkinto, luopioksi todettu tuutori, jota tuntuu kiinnostavan ainainen amistelu enemmän kuin lukiohenkisyys. Hänelle kaavailtiin vapautusta E3-ryhmästä, mutta hän ehti ylikuormittua itse ennen päätöksen vahvistusta.
Hugo Mikkola

> Noniin, onanoija. Kerropas miten monta prosenttia Sofia on pitempi kuin Neea.
>
> Mikkola, sivulla 2

***Nuorisotyönohjaaja Hugo Mikkola*** on hahmo teoksessa *Erityisluokan mies*. Hän on pahaluontoinen ja ylenkatsova tavatessaan Antto Helasen, ja muut erityisoppilaat matkalla esileirille. Mikkolalle on uskottu kesätöiksi tehtävä erityisluokkalaisten tiedon kartoittamisesta, ja kuriin totuttamisesta.

## Esiintymiset

Mikkolan suurin rooli on uhkailla Helasta tarinan ensimmäisillä sivuilla. Sen jälkeen hänen esiintymisensä ovat minimalistisia, kun hän esimerkiksi tervehtii leiriläisiä lakonisesti sivulla 9 ja 37.

## Persoona

Mikkola tekee selväksi auktoriteettinsä nuorempiensa edessä, eikä tunnu estelevän itseään kiroilemasta ja sortamasta. Hän harvon esiintyy vaisuna, tai täysin rentoutuneena, mutta tuntuu omaavan myös oikeita tukemistaitoja. Hugon asenteelle voi olla monia syitä, jotka voivat pitkälti pureutua hänen vaisuun rakkauselämäänsä. Mikkolaan voikin tittelin nuorisotyönohjaaja lisäksi vedota termillä incel.

### Henkilötausta

Mikkola vietti lapsuutensa Oulussa, jossa hän onnistui löytämään paljon ystävyyssuhteita. Hänen äitinsä oli töissä kirkolla. Hugo kuuleman mukaan tykkäsi kuunnella ja jelppiä uskottuja ystäviään niin paljon, että teki kaksoistutkinnon datanomiksi, ja kävi lukion humanistiset opinnot loppuun 2009. Hän valmistui nuorisotyönohjaajaksi Helsingin yliopistosta vuonna 2014. Mikkola ei koskaan sekaantunut ihmiseen, mutta harrasti kevytyrittäjyyttä lumitöissä ja lampunvaihdossa. Hugoon otettiin matikkaleiriin liittyvissä asioissa yhteyttä vuonna 2018, kun hän sattui mainostamaan koulutustaan samoihin aikoihin Juvan leirin perustuksen kanssa. Mikkolan päätyö kuului erityisnuorisotyöhön, ja vaikka kyseenalaistettu, hän uskoi vankasti tekevänsä jumalan työtä.

## Ulkonäkö

Hugo on pitkä, siististi pukeutuva ja lyhythiuksinen mies. Hän ei ole koskaan vakavasti kasvattanut viiksiä, eikä omaa sellaisia teoksen tapahtuma-aikana. Häntä ei voi sanoa raamikkaaksi pituudestaan huolimatta, mutta omistaa tehokkaat pakaralihakset.
Abyss Of Demons

**Work In Progress**

   The Abyss of Demons is a Mid-tier level **dungeon** found in the Godlands at the center of the realms, designed for early to mid-game characters.

The portal to the Abyss of Demons is dropped by Ice Demons located throughout the Godlands.

## Layout

The Abyss contains many winding pathways with dead-ends and steep drops to reach Malfas.

## Enemies

The dangers throughout the dungeon include both common enemies; in the form of mage demons, wizard demons, and little rogue demons; along with attack towers that shoot 360 degrees.
Huntress

The Huntress is a light/leather class that uses a Bow for a weapon and a Trap as the ability.

The base stats, increased by leveling up or using stat pots, are:

* **Defence-up to 20 times (10%)**
* **Attack-up to 20 times (10%)**
* **Speed-up to 30 times (15%)**
* **Evasion-up to 15 times (7.5%)**
* **Vitality-up to 20 times (10%)**
* **Health-up to 20 times (10%)**
* **Critical Damage-up to 15 times (7.5%)**
* **Critical Chance-up to 15 times (7.5%)**
Untiered Items

An example of an Untiered Weapon.

Untiered Items (UTs) are powerful weapons and armor that are rarely dropped from **Event** and **Dungeon** **Bosses**. UTs have their own *unique ability* that differs from tiered weapons. UTs also have **Exalted** counterparts which provide special bonuses.

There are 3 different levels of Untiered weapons:

* Green: Drops from lower level bosses. 1/40 chance of dropping.
* Purple: Rarer drops from mid tier/late bosses. 1/100 chance in dungeons, 1/200 chance from event bosses and shadow realm event bosses and 1/300 for chronos defender.
* Red: Rarest drops in the game from end game bosses. 1/100 for Onyx & Seraphim, 1/125 for Asmodeus, 1/500 chance for Omnipotent & Chronos and 1/625 for shadow realm event bosses.

## List of Untiered Weapons

* UT Swords
* UT Staves
* UT Katanas
* UT Bows
* UT Daggers

# UT Daggers

## List of Untiered Armor

* UT Light
* UT Robe
* UT Heavy

# UT Heavy

## List of Untiered Abilities

* UT Poison
* UT Trap
* UT Cloak
* UT Star
* UT Skull
* UT Orb
* UT Helmet
* UT Kunai
* UT Shield
* UT Scripture
# UT Poison

additional 80 over 4 seconds to that same target

# UT Star

Applies Slowness 1 to enemies for 5 seconds.
Applies Slowness 2 to enemies for 2 seconds.

# UT Helmet

Fire: 30 damage, 10 range, 10 velocity.
Ice: Slowness 1 for 5 seconds, 10 range, 10 velocity.
Gives Speed 2 for 4 seconds.
Night
Erityisopettaja Osmonsalo

Ilomantsin tuutorit

> *On ilo tietää että itsesäätelykykynne on hivenen kehittynyt.*
>
> Osmonsalo, sivulla 16

☁

***Erityisopettaja Osmonsalo*** on hahmo teoksessa *Erityisluokan mies*. Hän toimii toisen syventyneen poikien erityisryhmän luokanohjaajana, ja myöhemmin Ilomantsin leirikeskuksen tuutorikunnassa.

## Esiintyminen

Erityisopettaja Osmonsalo tuodaan esiin jo teoksen neljännellä sivulla, hänen tavoitteenaan esitellä protagonisti Helaselle syventyneen erityisryhmän iloja. Hänet määritellään pian henkilöksi, joka ei voi sietää kusettamista sun muuta perseilyä. Helanen pääseekin syventyneeseen ryhmään ja Osmonsalo nousee tärkeään asemaan tarinassa erityisryhmän opettajana ja ohjaajana.

## Persoona

### Lempiauto

Toyota

Osmonsalo on herkkä mies, mutta hän ei katso hyvällä alisuoriutumista ja heikkoutta ryhmässään. Hänen rangaistuksensa ovat usein fyysisestikin raskaita. Syventyneen erityisryhmän pojat näkevät hänet usein despoottina. On kuitenkin selvää, että erityisopettaja Osmonsalo rakastaa kovaa laskentoa ja on ylpeä omasta ryhmästään. Monelle syventyneen erityisluokan pojalle Osmonsalo on jokin tiukkapipoinen, hellittämiseen kyvytön olento, mutta kovan ulkokuoren alle piiloutuu mies, joka haluaa todella, että oppilaat kehittyvät ja pääsevät sittenkin lukioon. Tämä ilmenee teoksen lopussa, jossa Osmonsalon juhlinta matikkaleirin päättyessä on verrattavaa oppilaiden rellestämiseen.

### Henkilöhistoria

Osmonsalo syntyi Pohjois-Karjalan Kesälahdessa kylmänä syyspäivänä 1978. Oppilaiden ylläpitämä legenda

onkin, että kyseisenä päivänä pysyväksi luultu ensilumi suli pois. Osmonsalo sai hyvät arvosanat peruskoulusta, etenkin matematiikan ja luonnontieteiden alalta. Hän kirjoitti ylioppilaaksi Kiteen lukiosta vuonna 1997 ja valmistui matematiikan aineenopettajaksi vuonna 2003. Hän on ollut naimisissa ainakin kerran, vuodesta 2007 vuoteen 2018. Hän sai tuossa suhteessa itselleen kaksi tytärtä, mutta teoksessa on annettu aavistaa että eron jälkeenkin Osmonsalo jatkoi naisten perään katsomista. Hän on tehnyt matematiikkaleireillä opettajantyötä kesätöiksi vuodesta 2017.

## Ulkonäkö

Osmonsalo on tuiman näköinen mies. Hänellä on melko roteva, mutta ei lihaksikas kehonrakenne. Hänen hiuksensa rajoittuvat armeijahenkiseen siilikampaukseen.
Tiered Items

An Example of Tiered items.

Tiered Items are dropped by all realms mobs. You start the game with a T1 set and progress through the Tiers to T11 which is the best tier in the game. Each tier requires you to do harder **dungeons** to get them to drop. Some of the strongest weapons drop from Onyx, one of the final bosses of the game. There are better version of Tiered Items called UT (UnTiered) you can read about them **here**.

## List of Tiered weapons

* Tiered Swords
* Staves
* Katanas
* Bows
* Daggers

# Daggers

## List of Tiered Armor

* Light
* Robe
* Heavy

# Heavy

## List of Tiered Abilities

* Poison
* Trap
* Cloak
* Star
* Skull
* Orb
* Helmet
* Kunai
* Shield
* Scripture
Poikien viides erityisryhmä

> Miten menee pösö?
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> Ryhmän jäsen mairittelemassa Helasta, sivulla 3

***Poikien viides erityisryhmä*** on yksikkö Juvan matematiikkaleirillä. Se todettiin tarpeelliseksi suhteessa erityisoppilaisiin 26. toukokuuta 2018. Ryhmällä on lyhyt osa protagonisti Antto Helasen matkassa, kun esileirin kansliamies päättää lähettää tämän sinne. Ryhmän valvojaa ei paljasteta teoksessa.

## Tarina

Helanen saa väkivaltaisen tervetulotoivotuksen, kun yhteensä seitsemän leiriläistä sitovat hänet sänkyyn. Ryhmän jäsenet perehdyttävät Helasen polttomerkkiin, joka annetaan tulikuumalla sauvalla. Mukava käänne kumminkin paljastaa että poltin oli pelkkä kuumentamaton kulissi, ja että Helanen ei ole vielä tarpeeksi kunnioitettu. Antto ei viihdy ryhmässä, ja liittyy poikien toiseen syventyneeseen erityisryhmään pian tapahtuneen jälkeen.
LISA: The Timeless Chapter 1: Out from the Canyon

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**LISA: The Timeless Chapter 1: Out from the Canyon**, or alternatively LISA: The Timeless Chapter 1 is an action role-playing game developed independently by the Russian Archives Team (headed by Torrrington a.k.a. Lloyd), that is based on LISA: The Painful RPG.

The game can be downloaded from Gamejolt

## Gallery

### Promos

LISA- The Timeless - TrailerLISA- The Timeless - Teaser OneFirst TeaserLisa- The Timeless - Teaser Two- Trampoline LandSecond TeaserOfficial Soundtrack's Album CoverElton BrollBerny ConnorfoldJohn SpinFrank BombardA conversation between Frank and EltonElton confronts Lenin.
LISA: The Timeless Chapter 1: Out from the Canyon/Concept Arts

**WARNING: CHAPTER 1 SPOILERS!**HEY. HEY, YOU. I know what you're thinking: there must be some cool stuff below this message. And you're right; there is! But it might be too cool. It might be so cool that it could ruin things about the game if you haven't played it already. In other words, it could SPOIL you. Just a heads-up, alright?-Stopman Bill Kirby

Swamp VillageMosquitoesOne of swamps' mapsIronton Town's WorkersIronton Town's Big Rickety, Robert McGoohanTinder BoxElton dodgingLook Out!Mending TrashElton bangs his head against a stalactite in The Lake's caveFrank Bombard in actionFrank Bombard's wrist armorChapter's ending
Knight

The Knight is a Heavy class that uses a Sword for a weapon and a Shield as the ability.

The base stats, increased by leveling up or using stat pots, are:

* **Defence-up to 10 times (5%)**
* **Attack-up to 25 times (12.5%)**
* **Speed-up to 25 times (12.5%)**
* **Evasion-up to 10 times (5%)**
* **Vitality-up to 25 times (12.5%)**
* **Health-up to 20 times (10%)**
* **Critical Damage-up to 15 times (7.5%)**
* **Critical Chance-up to 15 times (7.5%)**
Berny Connorfold

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"*"The hell's your problem, ganging up on a man like that?! Let's clobber this punk, Elton!"*"
―Berny coming to Elton's rescue...again
Berny is a regular at Savan's bar and one of Elton's acquaintances. A modest man with a good heart, his willingness to help Elton leads the both of them to travel together throughout Chapter 1.

## Description

Berny is unusually young compared to the rest of the cast (though that's not exactly a high bar, considering how many old coots are lingering around this part of Olathe). He may look a bit bland and nerdy, but that chiseled chest of his isn't just for show--and neither are the fireballs he can dish out.

## Recruitment

Berny automatically joins the party when Edward Malten and Brad Grubbs ambush Elton at the start of the Blackout.

## Battle

Berny's the party's resident powerhouse. His main attack--and the only source of damage you'll have early on--is Finger Beam 1, which deals somewhere around 70-100ish damage early game. It increases his TP, allowing you to use other, more powerful moves. He can gimp the enemy's ATK and DEF with 'Weird' via Boulder Throw. Since he has an above average SPD stat, this move can also go first and inflict 'Fallen', making the enemy miss two potential attacks. This gives Elton the space to recover his SP, grab a bottle and stab someone, or pass out and regain HP over time.

His Fireball attack, locked behind the 'Fire Powered' buff, is often too costly for Elton's SP and damage output to use. In addition, it takes 10 TP to use, which could potentially be used to gain another turn or two of free actions via Boulder Throw instead. Still, its whopping 300+ damage output early game (in addition to the potential damage done by the 'Burning' debuff) can't be overlooked. Later on, when Finger Beam 2 is unlocked, it is much more viable for general use in combat.

Weak Defence is a very useful tool that nigh-completely nullifies taken from certain powerful moves, even with debuffs like 'Wary' or 'Shell-shocked'. It only costs 5 TP, which Berny almost always starts the battle with, so you can apply it before any enemies can get off an attack. Be sure to use it when you can early on; healing is very limited in-game, meaning any potential damage you can reduce is healing saved for later. Along with Finger Beam 2, it can be used to gain a large amount of TP and deal substantial damage with little drawback.

It is recommended not to get Berny drunk to the latter reducing your M.ATK, and also being unable to crit with any of his moves
Lisa The Timeless Wiki

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Frank Bombard

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  **WARNING: CHAPTER 1 SPOILERS!**HEY. HEY, YOU. I know what you're thinking: there must be some cool stuff below this message. And you're right; there is! But it might be too cool. It might be so cool that it could ruin things about the game if you haven't played it already. In other words, it could SPOIL you. Just a heads-up, alright?-Stopman Bill Kirby

"*Head back the way you came, pal. This area's off limits.*"
―Frank Bombard
**Frank Bombard** is a high ranking member of the Syndicate State Guard that can be seen during the Blackout and is stationed at the end of Landfill Canyon. He is the final boss of the first chapter.

Not allowing Elton or Berny to pass through the caves into the desert, Frank uses his raw strength and endurance to try and take them and anyone else down who goes against the Syndicate State.

## Locations

* Near the Olathian Dam during the Blackout investigating the location with the other syndicate soldiers.
* Landfill Canyon; guarding the entrance to the Screaming Chasms.

* 1st ph.
* Tanking
* Rummaging the Pocket
* 2nd ph.
Ern Popwell

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"*Uuuuunngghhhh........*"
―Ern expressing his gratitude to Elton
Ern is a temporary party member and one of Ern's drinking partners.

## Description

Ern is a man of old descent similar to Elton. He is one of his fellow drinking buddies alongside Savan Demers and Frazer "Sev" Bawers. He is first seen wearing a blue shirt, and a grey beanie. Under that beanie, reveals a single strand of grey hair. He helps Elton and Berny during the blackout section of the story.

## Recruitment

Ern is found under a convenient lamppost during the blackout section of the game. There, he will be seen unconscious and shitfaced. Interacting with him will show him vigorously shaking. If you have a perfume in hand, you will be shown with the option of whether or not you want to recruit him, at the expense of your perfume.

## Battle

Ern is a DPS unit utilizing the combo dial. Although not as potent as the likes of Berny Connorfold, he can still pack quite a punch. He is capable of dealing a rather hefty amount of damage to enemies lacking armor, like Andre Dinnigun.

Inversely, against enemies with high defense such as the Swamp Monster?, his attacks will often deal minimal to no damage whatsoever. In cases like this, it'd be recommended to use Balloon fist as it increases his ATK. by +75% and his Crit Rate by +20%.

The player will often times use SP items on Ern due to his lack of SP recovering moves; the only way for him to regain any SP without them is to guard, essentially wasting a turn.
Elton Broll

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Elton Broll is the main protagonist of LISA: The Timeless. An aged vagrant seeking thrills only available in the post-apocolyptic world.

## Description

Elton's appearance could be summed up as one of an old vagrant. His old age shows throughout many situations; whether it be pulling a muscle in his back after pulling a man out of the mud, taking damage from his physical moves or his very crude dodging style . He is also shown to be blunt and to the point, showing little care for objects of great value, having initially thrown The Infamous Nugget away after being pestered with it by somebody who had discovered it. He is also shown to be an alcoholic, or at least a heavy drinker, as he is shown to frequent the local bar, and many of his moves involve bottles.

Elton's attacks, as detailed above, majorly involve bottles. His initial mode of assault upon his enemies involve throwing caps. However, as his level grows, his arsenal of moves grow with him, involving him learning and performing more "complex" and dirty moves. Elton shows a sparse, but present amount of unusual abilities, as his breath seems to be flammable (possibly due to his rampant alcohol consumption), shown in Tinder Box, and he seems to sport the talent required to pass out on a whim, shown in the fittingly named Pass Out move.

However despite being the main protagonist, Elton isn't really capable of combat, and is mostly suitable for support. His main attack Cap Toss does 1 damage (3 if he get's a crit and 0 if the enemy has the Armored status effect) and Tinder Box only becomes an offensive skill if Berny is either Ko'ed or stunned. Almost all of Elton's skills damage himself. Elton often times relies on other characters to win fights for him and would be torn to shreds if he fought alone, even Mosquitoes, which die in a single hit, can be a problem.

## Gallery

Promo artworkOn the chapter 1's BoxartA conversation between Frank and EltonElton Confronts LeninConcept art
I'm So Sorry

“G-GET AWAY FROM ME!” the marxist screamed, tears running down his face. No matter how much he screamed Tabby pressed deeper inside of Valery’s young, tight hole. Eliciting a yelp from the communist, as the madman stuck his twelve inch love rod deeper stretching the young admiral’s anus even more. “S-STOP, PLEASE!” Tabby began to thrust in and out at a steady pace, stretching Sablins anus even more. As Valery kept squirming he tried to get out of his hand cuffs. Sergey enjoyed watching the commie cry in pain as his ass milked the tsarist’s cock, the look of sheer pain in Sablins eyes aroused something in Taboritsky's fucked up mind. Valery’s soft ass pressed up against tabby’s crotch made the regent feel a throb, he was climaxing. As tabby began to speed up his pace Sablin’s whimpers grew more desperate and tabby came inside of the leninist’s tight ass. “You little whore” tabby remarked as he pulled out, leaving Sablin in a puddle of tears, blood and semen. As the regent left Sablin for the first time in a while, he wanted to be killed.

*Author: u/fats\_walla*
A Steamy Romance: The Last Days of Europe

It has been a year since the Gang of Four had silently usurped Fuhrer Speer. Now, reports have come from Alberts private residance regarding his degrading health. Old architect refuses to speak to anyone except for his old enemy Schmidt. He had agreed.

He knew something was off when he entered Speers private chambers. There were no signs of medical equipment or other tells of poor health. Instead it was all filled with pink candles! Helmut found Speer in his bedroom, coyly lying on his bed. A huge smile filled his face. He pushed forward a large candy box from under him.

"I saved some for you" - the old man told softly, curling his sweet, choclate-covered lips, as his successor carefully reached out to pick up the delicacy.

<The rest of the book has been thoroughly censored by the Abwehr>

*Author: u/Ganas\_33*
Go Set a Watchman

The National Commission for the Eradication of Communism and Fascism had had its work cut out for it when the Far East had joined the Free Republic. Even after two years under Shostakovich's Republic, the legacy of Rodzaevsky's tyranny was everywhere. Most of its work was simple, if brutal-managing investigations and trials for RFP goons, ensuring the destruction of fascist propaganda, aiding the military with partisan hunts, etc. Some of those partisans were the final remnants of Yagoda's followers, the last pitiful embers of the old Union. And that was what the Commission members had expected to find today, if in the form of rhetoric instead of bullets. But that was the furthest thing on the mind of the man chosen by the villagers to defend their town's name of Sablingrad.

"Mr. Sidorov, the law is very clear. No support may be given-"

"Support? The fuck you say! 'Support'-pah! I've no use for communists, same as you lot."

"You will forgive us, sir, if we take issue with that statement, given the circumstances."

"Circumstances? You want circumstances!?" The man moved towards the officials, rolling up his left sleeve to show the stump where his arm used to be. "Yagoda's thugs blew it off in a raid. 'Possession of reactionary propaganda', they called it. Someone let out that I owned a Bible and had been reading to those who couldn't. Probably would've died if Sablin's forces hadn't taken the town the next day and gotten me surgery. I'm not about to stand here and call them all saints but they had the basic humanity to focus on their war instead of ideological purity."

"Be that as it may, your village is still in violation of Republic Law number-"

"Listen. I know you're just a bunch of bureaucrats with no will of your own, but just think for ten goddamn seconds. Half of this town was "relocated" here after Yagoda won-Rodzaevsky didn't bother much with moving us after that. I can get you a dozen people who saw the execution-the NKVD had clearly been torturing him but he wouldn't stop denouncing Yagoda's regime and calling for revolution until the moment they put the bullet in him. I hate communism-if any of you voted for that Front-loving Yakovlev I probably hate it more than you. But Valery Sablin saved the lives of half the people here, and the particulars of his beliefs don't change that. There are thousands of people in this region who owe him their lives, and that deserves respect."

The Committee members returned to Sykytvkar, having realized that the near-universal opposition of the village mandated a wider discussion. After much debate among the Duma, and with high-prifle talks between the DSNP and the SMR threatening to overrule the PSD's majority, a law was passed that provided only slight, minimal changes to the laws governing the Committee, but that included a provision exempting the village of Sablingrad from that provision governing municipality names.

*Author: u/GeneralLemarc*
A Painful Memory (Yock & Hall Torture)

It was a cold morning in Chicago, Nixon was just elected and the country was a shit show and the NPP was gaining support fast. And Yockey was at work writing his next speech, he knew that he could use this situation to his advantage and maybe find a running partner since Rockwell was dead and Francis still missed his old friend. He kept writing on and on until he heard his doorbell ring, “The hell?” he said to himself before putting away his notebook, it was barely 5AM and he had a visitor. His gut told him to not answer the door but he didn’t want to be rude so he pulled up his pants and walked to the door then opened it and there he was, Gus Hall in the flesh. Obviously confused why one of his biggest political rivals is at his house and as to how the guy found his address in the first place but his thoughts were cut short when the older man grabbed him by the throat and closed the door behind them before slamming Yockey onto the floor and climbing on top of him.

Yockey tried to punch Hall but the commie was stronger than him, Francis kept squirming but no matter how hard Yockey would struggle he couldn't escape the socialist. Eventually Gus broke the fascist’s will, Francis knew he could do nothing except hold his breath and pray it wouldn't last long. Gus then forced Yockey on his hands and knees before pulling out his 10 inch hardening member before pulling down the nazi’s pants and slowly inserted himself into Yockey’s tight anus, Francis let out a wimper of pain as his hole was stretched and torn apart. As tears ran down his face all that yockey could hear was Hall’s lustful voice saying “I know you want this you little whore” while violating every inch of his body. All he could do was hang on for the ride...

as hall forced Yockey on his hands and knees the marxist took out a rag and gaged Yockey to silence his crying before slowly inserting his cock inside of the nazi's asshole, this caused Francis to whimper and cry as his hole was streched and violated by his biggest rival, all he could do was hold on. as gus kept fucking Yockey he began to push deeper with every thrust making Francis cry in pain and beg for mercy through the gag, this annoyed Gus who decided to reach around and grab Yockeys semi erect cock and slowly pump it. Yockey's anus eventually relaxed around Hall's member and let himself take the commies cock, eventually he felt a soft tingle, then a throbbing feeling deep in his ass. Yockey began to find out how much of a slut he was and began to moan for more, this aroused Gus who began to lay soft kisses down Yockeys back. this made Yockey moan more before cumming all over Gus's hand, as Yockey covered hall's hand in semen the communist sprayed semen all over the inside of Francis's anus. hall then slowly pulled out and went to the bathroom to clean himself off, leaving Yockey in a puddle of sweat and semen loving every second

*Author: u/fats\_Walla*
Midnight Mover

The Midnight Movers are mysterious figures appearing during the Blackout, hostile to Elton and Berny (and optionally Ern) as they make their way towards Ironton Town. They are very basic foes, only sporting a few weak attacks, however they do have the mystical power of Hypnosis, which will turn a party member against themselves temporarily.

## Description

Midnight Movers sport strangely cartoonish proportions, and seem to be perpetually on the move. A brief physical description includes a large spherical nose, skinny limbs, and a completely bald head. Before encountered, they will be seen casually strolling about a select area, not unlike the Shadowy Figures of other LISA titles. They are completely covered in the veil of the night.

1st ph.=

## Battle

Midnight Movers are relatively easy to defeat, having only 460 health, and a small amount of DEF, having only 10. They will most often be observed punching and coughing, occasionally wasting a turn to move closer to the group. However, they become significantly more of an annoyance to battle when they perform their Hypnosis move. Despite Hypnosis only having a rate of 2 to be performed, the Midnight Mover's low amount of skills means it has a higher chance of being performed. Hypnosis is also a move to be wary of due to it's 100% success rate, and will get rid of Goldenbody (although the skill used by Berny needed to gain this state is usually not obtained until later in the game).

Overall, the Midnight Mover's fight is nothing to worry about. Simply use attacks you would normally use when fighting an enemy at this stage, but be sure to not waste time should this cause a party member to be Hypnotized.

Should your party somehow lose to a Midnight Mover, instead of being presented a GAME OVER screen, your team like instead be left at 1 health.

## Trivia

* Despite it's resemblance to the titular character, the Midnight Mover's design was not influenced by Mr. Game and Watch.

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Legacy of the Poopenfarten

One day a couple of SS soldiers were epicly owning some Speertards when one said to they other “hey Hans, I’m kinda tired of this and all this sauerkraut has upset my stomach.”

To which Hans replied “yes same here Rudolf, it sucks being Burgundian and I need to shit”. Then based god Himmler ascends from his office in Ost-Paris to teleport to where the solders are fighting in Köln to personally bitch slap them. “You interrupted my Femboy Big Chungus hentai viewing you degenerates, because I heard you diss glorious burgundy!”

“No sir,” said Hans, “we just have the runs from all the sauerkraut you fed us, and quite frankly the food quality is terrible, not great burgundy”

“Ah I see, why didn’t you say so!” Said Himmler. “I will just use more slaves to make better sauerkraut. In the meantime, let me show you to the poopenfarten.” Himmler called for Heydrich, who came out of the bushes, sporting a Speer hoodie and Amongdrip shoes.

“Sir!” Said Rudolf “your birthing hips look dummy thicc.”

“Like Goering’s dump truck ass,” added Hans.

“Thank you herr soldiers,” said Heydrich, “but I must show you to a proper poopenfarten,” And so he did, Heydrich and the two soldier waltzed right into the big building in Neu Berlin, but Sans Speidel was guarding the Holy Poopenfarten.

“Let me handle this,” said Sergei Taboritsky, as he had accompanied them. Taboritsky dressed up in his Femboy outfit and started having gay sex with Speidel.

“Finally, the poopenfarten” said Heydrich. “Now you fine gentlemen may take a shit”

“Not so fast!” Said Sablin, who had joined the Black League and was enacting the wholesome trial. “G\*rmans cannot shit! They are not human!”

Then he saw the kinky gay sex between Tabby and Sans and decided to Jack off. With Sablin distracted, Rudolf and Hans could finally take a shit in the poopenfarten. It was ok. Not the most exceptional shit in the world.

“So, gentlemen, how was the poopenfarten?” Asked Heydrich, who was visibly erect.

“It was all right,” said Rudolf “kinda average really.”

Heydrich was furious. “You mean to tell me I took you to the poopenfarten personally and you dismiss it as ok? You got to watch Femboy Tabby for God’s sake!”

“We’re sorry, Herr Heydrich, we just thought it was okay. How can we make it up to you?” Asked Hans.

“You can start by being an epic gamer,” said a voice echoing through the big building in Neu Berlin. It was Yockey! Poggers.

“Certainly sir,” said Hans and Rudolf “let’s play some Super Mario Brothers and get really racist.”

And so, they did. It was quite enjoyable, and even Heydrich and Himmler joined in too. In the meantime, the poopenfarten silently stood in the background as Sans Speidel was having his third orgasm in the past hour. He and Tabby would have a baby and it would be named Alexei Poopenfarten, after the toilet that made them fall in love. Alexei Poopenfarten would then become the second regent of the Wholesome Russian Empire and invent reddit. The end.

*Author: u/No\_Dependent*