Joe Biden (2020-2023)

Joe Biden, US president from 2020-2023

President Biden was a US President of the Democratic Party from the years 2020 to 2023. He is most well known for dragging the United States into a more isolationist direction, and overseeing much of the transition period away from the globalized world order. He also had to deal with much of the fallout of the coronavirus pandemic, as well as the subsequent economic calamity which followed the 2022 Unraveling. After increasing unpopularity, Americans increasingly blaming him for the worsening economic conditions, and a landslide midterms victory in the House and the Senate, Joe Biden was pressured by both his party and his advanced age to resign in 2023, passing the presidency to his Vice President Kamala Harris.

## Presidency

Despite hopes from the more progressive factions of the Democratic Party, Joe Biden was throughout his policy a moderate Democratic president, which was what was hoped for by those who voted him in. He repeatedly rejected more progressive proposals such as the Green New Deal and Student Loan Forgiveness. For many, Biden represented a return to normalcy. Under Biden, the Trump tax cuts were allowed to expire, and various stimulus checks were given out to try and alleviate the ailing economy.

With Congress already gridlocked due to the razor thin margins obtained in the House and Senate, plus further gridlock from Democratic moderates preventing the passing of any significant bills, Joe Biden was unable to force through any real legislative change through Congress, only able to use executive orders to roll back some of Trump's earlier policies. Ultimately, in 2022, after two years of COVID stimulus, and the fallout of the 2022 Unraveling, the Republicans were able to pitch a highly successful campaign around economic issues, and citing Trump’s roaring economy to win a sizable majority in both the House and the Senate.

Following this, cooperation between the presidency and Congress only grew larger, with the government shutting down multiple times due to inability to agree on a budget. Questions about Biden's old age, increasing health problems, and a viral clip of him having a stroke on live video threw into question many people's trust in him. Following this debacle, pressure from his own party, and even rumors of his mental and physical health, Joe Biden was pressured to resign in 2023, giving way for his Vice President, Kamala Harris to take the lead, and become the 47th president of the United States. He left office with an approval rating of 27%, due to the declining economy and blame for the Unravelling.

## Later Life

Due to age, and declining mental health, Biden was pressured to step down by his own party and replaced with his vice president Kamala Harris due to being diagnosed with dementia. From there he exits the world of politics and becomes once again a normal person. However, unfortunately, he would continuously spiral into a progressively deep hole of schizophrenia and make even Trump's Twitter seem calm and stable in comparison.

It all started when Joe Biden's dementia got worse and he could no longer remember the current year. So he started posting his TRUE opinions on Twitter, including his actual opinions on segregation, civil rights, abortion, and black people thinking it was still the 1980's.

Then he developed extreme paranoia, and began posting about the Deep State and how it was controlling people's brains with fluoride and psychic spiritual disruption signals. He began talking about the glow-in-the-dark FBI (redacted) constantly and alleged that the Deep State had anal probed him while he was in office. Then talking about how the Deep State was still spying on him but he had shot various holes in his apartment to ensure no deep state agents were hiding there.

At this point, he began posting frantically about various pseudo-scientific new age spiritual stuff, racial eugenics, and a detailed pseudo history on how Irish Catholics are Aryan Hyperboreans and how Haunebu UFO Nazis flew to Agartha to meet up with the White Elder Gods and will return any day now for the final destruction of Earth's Jewry. And began larping as the rightful Government of the United States in exile and gave insane non-sensical orders as Shadow President. At this point Hunter Biden of all people had sobered up and was making daily calls to his dad to please take the pills he was giving him and to go seek professional help.

He then went on the Joe Rogan Podcast, went into the most schizophrenic spiel you have ever seen about FBI crime statistics, and how current president Ron DeSantis was a mind-controlled demon alien robot planted by the deep state as a plan of the plan to stop the Irish Hyperboreans from finishing their ascension to the 4th Dimension. He then logged onto 4chan, declared himself Q2, and then schizoranted about the Deep State, how he had seen their plans in action as President and how he was now working to stop the deep state by converting to Esoteric Fascism and accelerating the ascension of the Irish master race. By now QAnon had found out that Biden was actually based now, and immediately started supporting him for a 2nd term in office.

At some unknown point he became convinced that his campaign team had stolen the 2020 elections, that Trump was the rightful president, and even went onto Infowars along with Trump to apologize on behalf of his campaign team. But went so far into conspiratorial territory even Alex Jones and Trump started going "okay take your pills". This became possibly the most entertaining mess to have ever occurred in American politics, as the former president started fighting his own campaign team and claiming he lost the election he won.

Then he posted some actual confidential information under the alias of Q2, and now he was in real trouble. Q2Anon as it became known became 4chan's new favorite entertainment ring as an old man continued to spiral deeper and deeper into utter insanity, and at one point even releasing a 1,000 page book extensively covering his version of the history of the world as we know it. At this point Hunter Biden had finally unplugged his computer, and sent him off to a retirement home.

## The Dark Brandon Manifesto

The Dark Brandon Manifesto, affectionately nicknamed after Joe Biden's nickname, is an unfinished, and increasingly erratic and unwieldly text written by Joe Biden after his mental break and before he was sent to a retirement home by Hunter. For your enjoyment, the following chapter headers have been provided without context, it is up to you to connect the dots.

Chapter 1: Our Ancestral Roots

Chapter 2: The Amerindians are Atlanteans

Chapter 3: Atlantean-Aryan Hyperwar

Chapter 4: British Occupied Government (BOG)

Chapter 5: Trump is British

Chapter 6: Atlantean-Aryan Synthesis

Chapter 7: America is Hyperborea

Chapter 8: Irish Final War against BOG

Chapter 9: Humanitarian Ethnic Cleansing

Chapter 10: One Flag One Nation One Government One Church

Chapter 11: Spiritual-Cultural Total Warfare

Chapter 12: Hypersegregation

Chapter 13: Patriotic Racism

Chapter 14: One World Under Q

Chapter 15: Public Transportation

Chapter 16: Destroying the British

Chapter 17: France is next