Transcripts/Paintball Deer Hunter

[06:50] <@Chris> -- START --

[06:50] <@Chris> Last time on Total Drama Island!

[06:50] <@Chris> The contestants showed us their moves in a painful talent show, hosted by the always pain inflicting, Chef Hatchet.

[06:50] <@Chris> Ennui rocked the house, while Izzy nearly burned it down. Meanwhile, two campers made our ears bleed, and a hard to swallow performance nearly cost the Bass the challenge.

[06:50] <@Chris> However, it was the Beavers on the chopping block, and after things got territorial between the two Beaver females, Ms. Tan in a Can got a boat trip back to The Shore.

[06:50] <@Chris> With Anne Maria gone, can Sugar handle being the last girl on the Beavers? How much longer can the Bass handle Lightning? And what scheme does Scott have up his sleeve today? The answers to these questions and more, tonight on...

[06:50] <@Chris> TOTAL! DRAMA! ISLAND!

[06:50] <@Chris> -- MESS HALL (three tables for each team) --

[06:50] <@Chris> \*screen flashes over to Beaver table\*

[06:51] <Sugar> Duncan, were you the one who voted for me??!?

[06:51] <Sugar> (CONF) I do NOT take kindly to people trying to end mah hopes and dreams.

[06:51] <Duncan> Pfft, as tempting as it was, no. It was probably AM, what can I say? People don’t like getting attacked.

[06:51] <Sugar> \*gasps\* What?! She attacked ME!

[06:51] <Leonard> I assure you Sugar, that vote was a result of alchemy! No legitimate vote would be for a goddess such as yourself!

[06:51] <Sugar> \*smiles at him\* D'aw shucks.

[06:51] <@Chris> \*screen flashes over to Gopher table\*

[06:51] <Ennui> \*eats gruel\* Not bad.

[06:51] <Topher> Ew gross!

[06:51] <Topher> (Conf) I know I need allies, and I know I don’t have any. I've tried, but they're all INSANE! No good TV personality gives up, though.

[06:52] <Taylor> \*yawns\* Hey Courtney, no offence, but like, stop snoring? :/ You sound AND look like a total hog.

[06:52] <Courtney> \*gasps\* Excuse me?!

[06:52] <Scott> You're one to talk, piggy breath.

[06:52] <Scott> Actually, I take that back. I know pigs on the farm that smell better than you.

[06:52] <Taylor> \*rolls eyes\* Ugh whatever, all I know is that I couldn’t get ANY sleep last night.

[06:52] <Courtney> For your information, snoring is an ESSENTIAL part to having a good night's sleep. A true CIT would know that.

[06:52] <Scott> \*under breath\* Did they also teach being an annoying screech, or was that part of the extended training?

[06:52] <Taylor> Well snoring is also an ESSENTIAL part to walking down that lame dock! So, if you wanna keep that act up, then sorry not sorry. >.>

[06:52] <Topher> Ooooh, harsh!

[06:52] <Courtney> \*stands up\* What is your DEAL today, Taylor?

[06:52] <Taylor> \*stands up as well\* Look, my daddy is a very powerful man, so he can like sue you for ruining my sleep and giving me bags and making me like, ugly, like those people.

[06:52] <Courtney> SUE me?! I'll have you know that I know my rights! And you can't sue me for that.

[06:52] <Taylor> \*loudly groans and storms out\*

[06:52] <Courtney> (CONF) I don't even KNOW what's gotten into Taylor, but I am NOT standing this abuse!

[06:53] <Taylor> (CONF) I'm in such a crappy mood right now and it's all Courtney’s fault! I can't believe I ever aligned with her! She's like, SOOOO annoying. There's only room for one queen on this team, and I'm pretty sure it's moi. \*smirks\*

[06:53] <Scott> (CONF) I really like all the infighting between these losers. Makes pickin' them off much easier.

[06:53] <Topher> Wow what drama queens. \*rolls eyes\*

[06:53] <Scott> You're one to talk, Topher. I'm pretty sure you steal beauty products from both of those girls.

[06:53] <Topher> No way! I packed way more than both of them, thank you very much.

[06:53] <@Chris> \*screen flashes over to Bass table\*

[06:53] <Lightning> \*aggressively eats breakfast\*

[06:53] <Alejandro> \*eye twitches as food splatters on him\*

[06:53] <Bridgette> \*sighs glumly\*

[06:53] <Lightning> You gon' eat that? ‘Cause Lightning needs protein! \*swipes her food\*

[06:53] <Bridgette> \*shrugs and sighs again\*

[06:53] <Leshawna> What's wrong, girl? You ain’t still upset over the talent show are you?

[06:53] <Bridgette> ...A little. I nearly cost us the challenge and puked on everyone! It was hard just getting up this morning.

[06:53] <Leshawna> Hey, no one's blaming you for havin' some...tummy troubles.

[06:53] <Izzy> Yeah, plus my cool baton skills totally saved our butts. \*twirls unlit baton\*

[06:54] <Alejandro> The girls are right. While your performance was...disastrous, you are not the MOST troubling member of our team. \*looks at Lightning\*

[06:54] <Bridgette> Uh... thanks?

[06:54] <Lightning> \*notices Al\* Sha-what was that pretty boy?

[06:54] <Alejandro> Oh nothing. \*under breath\* Puta.

[06:54] <Izzy> \*jumps in front of Alejandro\* Ooh, puta? Whazat?!

[06:54] <Alejandro> \*sweats\* Oh... a puta is a loyal member of your team! \*fake smiling\*

[06:54] <Izzy> Oh! I guess you'd be a puta then. \*laughs\*

[06:54] <Alejandro> Why... yes! (CONF) \*facepalms\*

[06:54] <Noah> (conf) \*looks up from his book\* I may not be a Spanish wiz, but I’m pretty sure that's not what that means.

[06:54] <@Chris> \*screen flashes to a clearing in the forest\*

[06:54] <@Chris> You guys ready for some FUN today?!

[06:54] <Duncan> Just get to the juice, McLean

[06:54] <Alejandro> Yes, please get to the point.

[06:54] <@Chris> Jeez, calm yourselves guys, there'll be plenty of "juice" when this is all over. \*laughs\* Anyways, before we start, Chef is gonna pass out the equipment.

[06:54] <Noah> ...Equipment?

[06:54] <@ChefHatchet> \*hands team colored paintball guns to Alejandro, Leshawna, Sugar, Geoff, Courtney, and Ennui\*

[06:55] <Ennui> This is such a light color. \*twitches\*

[06:55] <@Chris> Today you will be playing a little game of paintball.

[06:55] <@Chris> To keep things even, Bass, you’re going to sit out Bridgette and Izzy. Gophers are sitting out Scott.

[06:55] <Alejandro> Oh, I guess that'll suffice.

[06:55] <Noah> Oh, delightful. Participating in this challenge is my life's dream.

[06:55] <Bridgette> It’s ok guys, I could use the rest after last time... \*gulps\*

[06:55] <Leshawna> \*puts a hand on her shoulder\* Yeah, you take all the rest you need, Bridge.

[06:55] <Scott> (CONF) \*rolls eyes\* Not like this team needed much help losing anyways.

[06:55] <Alejandro> (CONF) This is not okay, while it’s good to have Bridgette out, Noah's useless in challenges. Our only hopes are Leshawna and myself.

[06:55] <Duncan> Why don't I get a gun?

[06:55] <@Chris> The people who got guns are our hunters. The people who did not are going to be our deer.

[06:55] <Bridgette> \*gasps\*

[06:55] <Geoff> Sweet!

[06:55] <Topher> Deer? Of course, one of the most majestic animals! Suitable for myself.

[06:56] <Noah> Me... a deer? You never fail to amuse, Chris. But, seriously, what's the challenge?

[06:56] <@ChefHatchet> \*gives deer antlers, tails, and noses to Leonard, Duncan, Noah, Lightning, Topher, and Taylor\*

[06:56] <Noah> ...You have to be kidding me.

[06:56] <@ChefHatchet> Y'all better keep these on. I made them myself.

[06:56] <Duncan> I am not wearing that. \*is forcibly dressed as a deer and groans\*

[06:56] <Duncan> Might want to rethink the positions; I'M supposed to get a gun.

[06:56] <Sugar> Shut it, tummy head!

[06:56] <Sugar> Host man is speaking!

[06:56] <Alejandro> \*nods\* These are the roles we are meant to play. Best not to fight it. \*grumbles to himself\*

[06:57] <@Chris> Thank you, Sugar. Now, your main priority is shooting the deer. But, if you’re feeling a little dirty, feel free to shoot any hunters you may come across.

[06:57] <@Chris> The first team to have all their hunters and deer hit by paintballs loses. The deer will have 10 minutes to run before the challenge officially begins.

[06:57] <Noah> \*monotone\* I'm so scared. Ah.

[06:57] <@Chris> \*blows air horn\* Begin!

[06:57] <Noah> \*walks\*

[06:57] <Duncan> \*begrudgingly walks into the forest\*

[06:57] <Topher> Well, I'm off. \*scurries off\* (Conf) I can NOT manage to get hit. It would end any chance I have at a hosting career!

[06:57] <Courtney> Um, Chris, as a C.I.T., I highly suggest you should rethink this challenge.

[06:57] <Courtney> The safety standards are way too low! Someone could get hurt.

[06:57] <@Chris> Don’t care. \*chuckles\*

[06:58] <@Chris> \*screen flashes to Noah in the forest\*

[06:58] <Noah> \*walking in the forest\* So... this is stupid.

[06:58] <Noah> \*steps on a twig\* That's bound to cause some issues. \*continues walking\*

[06:58] <Lightning> \*sprinting through the forest nearby\* LIGHTNING'S GOING FOR A TOUCHDOWN!

[06:58] <Lightning> \*hears twig snap\* LIGHTNING HEARD THAT! \*runs to the sound\*

[06:58] <Lightning> SHA-BOOM! \*tackles Noah\*

[06:58] <Noah> OW!

[06:58] <Lightning> And Lightning scores!

[06:58] <Noah> Oh, you again. You're going to get us caught, smart one.

[06:58] <Lightning> Oh dang. You’re on Team Lightning! Sorry 'bout that, nerd.

[06:58] <Noah> \*groans\* Uhhhh... can you just get off me now? You’re crushing my pelvis.

[06:58] <Lightning> \*gets up\*Whatever, Lightning’s gotta go fast! Later, gator! \*sprints off\*

[06:59] <Lightning> (CONF) No one can hold Lightning back!

[06:59] <Duncan> \*hears the commotion and walks over to Noah\*

[06:59] <Duncan> Hey, bookworm. Mind being my shield?

[06:59] <Noah> \*still on the ground\* Pretty sure that’s not how this works...

[06:59] <Duncan> Thanks for being so agreeable. \*picks Noah up and holds him to his chest\*

[06:59] <Noah> \*uncomfortable\* Um, yeah, can we not?

[06:59] <@Chris> \*screens flashes over to Taylor and Topher\*

[06:59] <Taylor> \*walking around\* Ugh, bugs! Gross~! :(

[07:00] <Taylor> Um, Gophers? Where did you go? :/

[07:00] <Topher> \*walks over to Taylor\* Over here! Do you think us two beauties could stick together?

[07:00] <Taylor> Ugh, there you are! Look, just don't let me get hurt. I’m the MAIN beauty on this team and losing that would be like, so tragic.

[07:00] <Taylor> \*gulps, noticing a worm on the floor, and squeals\* What is that!

[07:00] <Topher> \*backs away from worm\* Not sure, but I don't want to be near it.

[07:00] <Taylor> \*hides behind Topher\* Kill it!

[07:00] <Taylor> I'm a cute deer; you HAVE to be the man here!!

[07:00] <Topher> No way! These shoes are expensive!

[07:00] <Taylor> Um, my designer custom wedged boots beg to differ! \*worm inches closer\* AAAAAHH!!

[07:01] <@Chris> \*blows air horn over the intercom\* GAME START! Hunters, get to hunting!

[07:01] <Sugar> I'm comin' Wizard!! \*runs into forest\*

[07:01] <Geoff> WHOO!! \*runs into forest\*

[07:01] <Courtney> \*runs off into the woods\* Come on, Goth!

[07:01] <Ennui> \*silently runs off\*

[07:01] <Leshawna> Alright babycakes, let’s do this thing! \*runs off\*

[07:01] <Alejandro> \*goes running along with Leshawna\* Coming, my dear!

[07:01] <@Chris> -- ALEJANDRO AND LESHAWNA --

[07:01] <Alejandro> So, where do you think we should hide my señorita?

[07:01] <Leshawna> Well, we should try to find the area most likely to be populated. Hm...

[07:01] <Leshawna> \*sees trees next to clearing\* OH! Over there! \*runs over\* Let's sit and wait here.

[07:01] <Alejandro> \*sits next to Leshawna\* Now we need to be silent, like a bandito... \*elbows her\* I love how you think, you are a really smart woman! \*smiles\*

[07:01] <Leshawna> \*giggles\* Yeah, well, I've always had to think on my feet back home. I'm gonna make SURE we win today.

[07:01] <Leshawna> (conf) Let's see you grow up on the streets and not learn a thing or two. If Chris thinks I can't handle some nasty camp, he don't know who he dealin' with!

[07:01] <Alejandro> So... who do you think should be voted out if we lose tonight?

[07:02] <Leshawna> To be honest, I'm gettin' tired of that Lightning. He's been a pain in my behind since day one!

[07:02] <Alejandro> \*sigh of relief\* Oh MAGNÍFICO! You do not know how long I’ve wanted that idi--

[07:02] <Leshawna> \*hears something and presses finger to his mouth\* Hold up sugar lips! Hear that?

[07:02] <Alejandro> \*hears whining\* It sounds like that girl from the Gophers...

[07:02] <Leshawna> \*hears Topher scream\* Oooh and that prissy boy. Let's go! \*gets up from the tree and heads towards the noise\*

[07:02] <@Chris> \*screens flashes to Taylor and Topher still freaking out over the bug\*

[07:02] <Taylor> Kill it, oh my gosh! \*sniffles\* I can't CRY on national television! I'm like, popular!

[07:02] <Topher> Ack..! \*stomps frantically, attempting to kill the worm, but misses every time\*

[07:02] <Taylor> Ugh, you SUCK.

[07:02] <Taylor> \*stomps her boot on it\* I'm like, so much more of a man than you. :/

[07:03] <Taylor> \*eyes widen\* Ewww, my boot! \*screams\*

[07:03] <Leshawna> \*runs in\* That ain’t the only thing gettin messed up, girl! \*points gun at Taylor\*

[07:03] <Topher> Ah! Not the face!

[07:03] <Taylor> You shoot me, and my daddy will have some words with your bank account! >:(

[07:03] <Leshawna> Oh please, I haven’t had a positive account in years! \*cocks gun\*

[07:03] <Courtney> \*from a distance\* Oh no you don't!

[07:03] <Taylor> Huh?

[07:03] <Courtney> RAAAAH!! \*tackles Leshawna\*

[07:03] <Leshawna> What the-- Oof! \*hits the ground and is knocked unconscious\* Ugh...

[07:03] <Taylor> \*gasps\* Courtney?!

[07:03] <Courtney> \*stands up and faces Taylor\* Ugh. You need to learn how to better handle yourself, Taylor.

[07:03] <Taylor> (conf) \*stares\* Whoa, maybe I like, had Courtney pegged all wrong. \*groans\* It hurts just saying that word. What is going on with me today?

[07:04] <Courtney> (CONF) The best method is to not be violent, but to defend my team. That’s the only reason I saved Taylor. She certainly doesn't deserve any kindness after the way she's been acting.

[07:04] <Alejandro> \*steps up behind her and points gun at Courtney\* Move a muscle and I shoot you.

[07:04] <Courtney> \*gasps\*

[07:04] <Topher> Well, I'm out. \*scurries off while no one is paying attention to him\*

[07:04] <Courtney> I'm not even a deer, idiot!

[07:04] <Alejandro> Chris said we may shoot other hunters if we like. But I suppose, with a pretty face such as yourself... \*smirks\*

[07:04] <Courtney> Gross! Taylor, run!

[07:04] <Taylor> Way ahead of you! Hasta chipotle! \*runs into the bushes, out of sight\*

[07:04] <Alejandro> Get back here! \*runs after Taylor\*

[07:04] <Courtney> Hey! We’re not done here! \*shoots at Al but misses\* Ugh! \*runs near the bushes after them but loses track\*

[07:05] <Courtney> Dangit! (Conf) That’s what I get for playing "Hero" I guess.

[07:05] <Taylor> \*is still running from Al as he fires at him\* Get away from me \*pants\* you creep!

[07:05] <Alejandro> Unfortunately I cannot allow that! \*shoots Taylor\*

[07:05] <Taylor> Ugh! \*is hit in the back of the head and falls down\* I am so telling my daddy!

[07:05] <Alejandro> Sorry, but you are out! Now, where is my fair kumquat? \*runs back to Leshawna\*

[07:05] <Alejandro> (Conf) Do I hold any REAL feelings for Leshawna? Not particularly. But she is a great asset to the team. So I must remain loyal until I can find a use for her. \*chuckles sinisterly\*

[07:05] <@Chris> -- LEONARD AND SUGAR --

[07:05] <Sugar> \*holds Leonard's arm as they run through the forest\* Come on Wizard! If I protect you from the other hunters, we're a shoo-in to win!

[07:05] <Leonard> \*hides behind a bush with her\* We need a strategy since we're the most capable members of our team.

[07:05] <Sugar> I agree! I have a gun, and back at the farm I shot at the hogs usin' acorns.

[07:06] <Sugar> I won't let any of those *putas* lay a hand on you!

[07:06] <Sugar> (CONF) I learned that from the Spanish man. Anyway, I'm glad we have a wizard on my team. He’ll able to protect me with a forcefield or other magic stuff!

[07:06] <Leonard> (CONF) It's nice to have someone like Sugar that I can talk to on my team. The muggles are not interested in magic and the dark arts, but Sugar finds everything I do fascinating. :)

[07:06] <Sugar> I'm hungry. \*grabs a leaf and begins eating it\*

[07:06] <Leonard> \*eating leaves with Sugar\* You really are an expert in botany! I could use a squire like you to give me supplies for my potions.

[07:06] <Sugar> \*giggles while blushing\*

[07:06] <Topher> \*frantically runs by their bush\*

[07:06] <Sugar> \*sees Topher and loudly coughs up her leaves\* STOP RIGHT THERE YOU YUPPIE! \*gets up and shoots at him\*

[07:06] <Leonard> \*watches and continues eating leaves\*

[07:06] <Topher> Ah! A wild bear! \*trips on a root and evades the paintball, but lands flat on his face\*

[07:07] <Sugar> Hah! Got ya now! \*shoots Topher repeatedly\*

[07:07] <Topher> NO!!!! \*gets up, notices paint on skin\* Oh my God, oh my God, OH MY GOD--- \*screams and freaks out\*

[07:07] <Sugar> \*loudly cackles\* (Conf) I sure did get that fancy boy good!

[07:07] <Topher> (conf) \*is in the fetal position shivering\* M-My perfect skin. R-RUINED!

[07:07] <@Chris> -- DUNCAN AND NOAH --

[07:07] <Duncan> \*walks near a clearing in the forest\*

[07:07] <Noah> \*still being carried by Duncan\* So... do I no longer have functional legs or something? I can walk just fine y'know.

[07:07] <Duncan> Look, if you can find a good place for us to hide, I'll let you go.

[07:07] <Duncan> But you're on the other team, so I won't hesitate to use you as a shield.

[07:07] <Noah> How nice of you.

[07:08] <Duncan> I'm not nice, twerp!

[07:08] <Noah> Sure. \*raises eyebrow\*

[07:08] <Duncan> Don't give me that look!

[07:08] <Noah> Well why are you still carrying me, "bad boy"?

[07:08] <Duncan> Because I need a shield. Why else would I want to be carrying you? For friendship? \*scoffs\*

[07:08] <Noah> \*mockingly\* Oh is that what this is about? Would you like friends, Duncan? I know people who want those things, too. Is this carrying me deal some form of forced hug?

[07:08] <Duncan> \*blushes, embarrassed\* Pfft, w-whatever, as if! I have no use for "friends".

[07:08] <Duncan> (CONF) I don't do friendship, okay? Friendship only leads to betrayal, heartbreak, s-sadness and... \*sniffs\* What are you looking at? I'm not crying! \*punches camera\*

[07:08] <Geoff> \*looks around nearby and scratches head\* Where would they be hiding?

[07:08] <Geoff> \*hears talking\* Hmm... \*looks through the bushes\*

[07:09] <Geoff> \*sees Noah and Duncan\* Oh, deer! \*shoots at them\*

[07:09] <Duncan> Look, just-- \*gets shot\* Ow! What the heck?! \*drops Noah\*

[07:09] <Noah> Whoa! \*falls to the ground and glares at him\* Wow, thanks Duncan!

[07:09] <Geoff> \*comes out of the bushes cheering\* Yes, I got one!

[07:09] <Duncan> \*angrily storms up to Geoff\* Yeah, nice job! Thanks for knocking me out of the challenge, doofus! Now we're down a member!

[07:09] <Geoff> Oh, whoa. Sorry dude. O-O

[07:09] <Noah> \*looks the other way, gasps and ducks\*

[07:09] <Duncan> \*holds up fist\* Why I outta-- \*is hit again\* OW! \*looks to where the shot came from\*

[07:09] <Sugar> \*walks over with Leonard\* HAH! I told you I had mad skills Mr. Wizard! Maybe you should make me an accuracy potion or something!

[07:09] <Duncan> Seriously? Again?! C'mon, I'm on your team! AND I'm out already.

[07:09] <Sugar> Oops. :s

[07:09] <Geoff> Don't worry dude, I'll make up for it by getting that little guy. \*points gun at Noah\*

[07:10] <Noah> \*nervous\* Um, are you sure you want to shoot me, party guy? Friends? \*opens his arms\*

[07:10] <Geoff> \*shoots at him\*

[07:10] <Noah> \*narrowly dodges\* Um, I guess not everyone wants those things called friends. \*runs\*

[07:10] <Geoff> \*chases Noah\*

[07:10] <Duncan> Whatever, at least I can get this stupid costume off now.

[07:12] <@Chris> \*screen flashes to Alejandro and Leshawna\*

[07:10] <Alejandro> \*finds Leshawna knocked out\* Are you okay? \*helps her get up\*

[07:10] <Leshawna> Ugh...wha...what happened?

[07:11] <Alejandro> Courtney knocked you out. We have to move or otherwise we will get shot!

[07:11] <Courtney> \*appears out of nowhere\* You’re right about that, Spaniard! \*shoots Al\*

[07:11] <Alejandro> \*the shot misses\* It's you!

[07:11] <Leshawna> Her again?! Let's get out of here! \*grabs Al by the arm and runs off\*

[07:11] <Courtney> Don't you dare run away from me! \*chases after them\*

[07:11] <Alejandro> \*runs with Leshawna\* Oh my... that almost struck me...

[07:11] <Leshawna> Don't worry Alejandro, I'll protect ya. \*points down the path\* Look there's a clearing up ahead!

[07:11] <Alejandro> \*looks towards the clearing\* Wait. Is that?

[07:11] <@Chris> \*screen flashes to Geoff chasing Noah\*

[07:12] <Geoff> I got you now! \*shoots at him\*

[07:12] <Noah> \*dodges another hit\* Seriously? Go AWAY. \*veers off his path, panting, and takes a fork in the road towards the cliff\*

[07:12] <Noah> (Conf) Since when did that beach bum actually get motivation? I didn’t think he could chase after anything that wasn’t liquid based or in a bikini!

[07:12] <@Chris> \*screen flashes to the Beavers still in the clearing, sans Geoff\*

[07:12] <Duncan> Ugh, I’m on a team of MORONS!

[07:12] <Sugar> Oh hush up! We still got the wizard and my expert shootin' skills, so we'll still win.

[07:12] <Sugar> \*sits on a stump\* Now if you’ll excuse me, I firmly believe I deserve a break.

[07:12] <Duncan> For doing WHAT?!

[07:12] <Leshawna> \*runs in with Al\* We’ll be safe he-- \*sees the Beavers\* Yikes!

[07:12] <Sugar> Hey, it’s that Hip-Hop star and the hot guy!

[07:12] <Duncan> SHOOT THEM!

[07:13] <Courtney> \*runs in\* NOT SO FAST! \*points gun at Al\*

[07:13] <Alejandro> Step back or I shoot! \*points gun at Courtney\*

[07:13] <Sugar> I don't think so! \*points gun at Leshawna\* You're in Sugar territory now, TURKEYS.

[07:13] <Leshawna> Oh now you messin' with the WRONG SISTA. \*points gun at Sugar\* Now listen up! We can do this the easy way, or the hard way.

[07:13] <Leshawna> So, either we continue on our separate ways, and no one gets hurt, or it's about to get REAL messy up in here.

[07:13] <Courtney> All the deer on my team are already out! Ennui's probably out too, so I've got NOTHING to lose! \*cocks gun\*

[07:13] <Sugar> And ain't no way I'm lettin' you varmints get the better of me!

[07:13] <Leonard> \*is hiding behind Sugar as everyone glares at each other\*

[07:14] <Duncan> \*rolls eyes\* Whatever, I'm already out.

[07:14] <Alejandro> Then it appears we are at a Mexican standoff.

[07:14] <Alejandro> (Conf) Or in my case, a Latin standoff. ;)

[07:14] <Sugar> \*dramatically glares at Al and Leshawna\*

[07:14] <Leshawna> \*dramatically glares at Sugar\*

[07:14] <Alejandro> \*glares at Courtney\*

[07:14] <Courtney> \*glares at everyone\*

[07:14] <Alejandro> EN GARDE! \*SHOOTS AT COURTNEY\*

[07:14] <Courtney> RAAAAH! \*SHOOTS AT ALEJANDRO\*

[07:14] <Leshawna> \*ducks and covers\*

[07:14] <Courtney> \*is hit\* Ah! NO!

[07:14] <Alejandro> \*maneuvers around the shots\* Yes!

[07:14] <Leonard> \*is watching from behind the tree stump\*

[07:15] <Leshawna> \*barrel rolls out of range next to Leonard\*

[07:15] <Leonard> Ah! Back you she-devil!

[07:15] <Leshawna> What'd you call me?!

[07:15] <Sugar> YEEEE-HAWWW!!! \*RAPID FIRES AT ALEJANDRO\*

[07:15] <Alejandro> AYY!!!! \*gets hit multiple times in the back and dramatically falls to the ground\*

[07:15] <Leshawna> \*gasps\*

[07:15] <Sugar> And that's how you wrangle a bull! \*blows smoke off of gun\*

[07:15] <Leshawna> OH NO YOU DIDN'T!

[07:15] <Leshawna> \*SHOOTS SUGAR\*

[07:15] <Sugar> \*is hit by Leshawna\* OW!

[07:16] <Sugar> \*feels head and gasps\* MY HAIR! You ruined this dye job!

[07:16] <Sugar> \*falls to the ground dramatically, sobbing\*

[07:16] <Leonard> NO! \*begins to cry tears and runs to Sugar\* Why did it have to be her? WHY!?

[07:16] <Leshawna> \*raises eyebrow and points gun at him\*

[07:16] <Leonard> \*looks at Leshawna\* Just do it, I have nothing else to live for!

[07:16] <Leshawna> Now that’s just sad. \*rolls eyes and shoots him\*

[07:16] <Alejandro> Good job Leshawna! \*glares at Sugar and rubs his back\*

[07:16] <Duncan> \*growls at Leonard and Sugar\* You guys are pathetic!

[07:16] <Duncan> (CONF) See, this is why I bully people. Because they can be so irritating! I can't stand anyone on my team, and I know they're not too fond of me either. But just to set the record straight, I do NOT bully people to hide my own insecurities, kay?

[07:16] <Alejandro> \*to Leshawna as they leave the clearing\* If my calculations are correct, the only ones left are Ennui and Geoff.

[07:16] <Leshawna> Hm. Now that I think about it, I haven’t seen that Goth boy all day.

[07:16] <Ennui> \*appears out of the ether in front of their path\*

[07:16] <Leshawna> \*bumps into Ennui\*Huh? Ah! \*backs away\*

[07:17] <Alejandro> \*gasps\* Oh no!

[07:17] <Ennui> \*looks at the two of them\*

[07:17] <Ennui> \*deadpan\* This is such a bore. \*drops gun\* I'm done.

[07:17] <Leshawna> Uh...

[07:17] <Ennui> Go ahead.

[07:17] <Leshawna> \*glances at Al\* O\_o

[07:17] <Alejandro> \*shrugs\* o\_o

[07:17] <Leshawna> This is even sadder. \*shoots Ennui\*

[07:17] <Ennui> \*deadpan\* Ow.

[07:17] <@Chris> \*over intercom\* GAME OVER! All human wildlife, please meet back at camp to assess the situation.

[07:18] <@Chris> \*screen flashes to Geoff on the cliff\*

[07:18] <Geoff> Aw, dude, what? That was fast. \*yells down the cliff\* Sorry about that little dude! Looks like it’s over!

[07:18] <Noah> Greaaat. Now, if you wouldn't mind. \*camera pans out, revealing him hanging on the rocks off the side of the cliff\* GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!

[07:18] <@Chris> \*screen flashes to everyone at the firepit\*

[07:18] <@Chris> \*paces around\* Never before have I seen such recklessness, such indecency, such a HUGE. WASTE. OF PAINT. And I gotta say...

[07:18] <Leonard> \*gulps\*

[07:18] <@Chris> ...THAT WAS AWESOME!!!

[07:18] <Leshawna> \*smiles brightly\*

[07:18] <@Chris> The grudge match between the Bass and Gophers that lead to a MASSACRE involving the Beavers! Geoff chasing Noah off a CLIFF!

[07:18] <Noah> \*glares\*

[07:18] <@Chris> Wicked TV, guys. \*everyone smiles in satisfaction\*

[07:18] <Geoff> Boo-yah! \*pumps fist\*

[07:19] <@Chris> Now, considering most of you guys were taken out by Leshawna and her expert marksmanship. And considering most of them weren’t even deer, we have a clear winner.

[07:19] <@Chris> THE KILLER BASS!

[07:19] <Leshawna> \*excitedly squeals and hugs Al\* THAT’S RIGHT YALL!! Give Shawny some SUGAR!!

[07:19] <Alejandro> \*hard to breath\* You did great, my dear. Fantastic job... \*struggles\*

[07:19] <Lightning> SHA-SCORE!!

[07:19] <Bridgette> \*hugs Leshawna\* Way to go Leshawna!

[07:19] <Noah> Wow, we actually won something for once. You’re welcome. \*smirks\*

[07:19] <Izzy> \*group hugs everyone\* Yeah we did it! Now we’re all putas!!

[07:19] <Alejandro> \*cringes\* Y-Yes, yes we are.

[07:20] <@Chris> Congratulations, Bass, on your first official win. As for the losers, since they loss both of their deer early on, and ultimately lost all of their players at the end... Gophers!

[07:20] <@Chris> I’ll be seeing you at the campfire tonight.

[07:20] <Courtney> Ugh! That’s just PERFECT! Thanks for the help Ennui. \*glares\*

[07:20] <Ennui> You’re welcome.

[07:20] <Scott> \*sleeping\*

[07:20] <Scott> Oh a-ha-hi! What is this show again?

[07:20] <Scott> (conf) Man, my team stunk today. That's nothing really new. But from what I saw, that pasty weirdo tanked the worst!

[07:20] <@Chris> \*screen flashes to the Gophers, sans Topher, on their cabin porch\*

[07:20] <Scott> Way to lose the challenge, dorks. \*eyeroll\* Such a disappointment.

[07:20] <Taylor> :/ \*folds arms, irritated\* Ugh, I just, can't right now!

[07:20] <Scott> You're the biggest disappointment of them all, Taylor. You were first out.

[07:20] <Courtney> Yeah, Taylor! I told you to RUN.

[07:21] <Taylor> I tried, okay?

[07:21] <Taylor> I don't know what happened! \*in shock\* I mean... all my trophies... for nothing?

[07:21] <Taylor> My daddy is going to have a word with the producers! They probably like, drugged me or something to do badly. :/

[07:21] <Courtney> \*sigh\* I'm sure your trophies meant a lot...

[07:21] <Taylor> Look McSnores-a-lot, we need to talk! \*walks into the girls' cabin\*

[07:21] <Courtney> Um, ok? \*walks in after her\*

[07:21] <Scott> Hm? \*looks at Ennui\* What do you think, gargoyle?

[07:21] <Ennui> \*blinks\*

[07:21] <Scott> Fascinating.

[07:21] <@Chris> \*screen flashes to girls' cabin\*

[07:21] <Courtney> What is it, Taylor?

[07:21] <Taylor> \*turns to her and sighs\* Ok, I don’t normally say this, but I'm like, so sorry about today.

[07:21] <Taylor> I don't know what came over me, but after you saved me, I realized I was so wrong. So here’s the deal.

[07:22] <Taylor> I feel like we could like, go back to being acquaintances and like, stick together if we vote out Scott. :)

[07:22] <Courtney> Really?

[07:22] <Taylor> Remember our final two pact? As trashy as it is, I think it's somewhat smart... and I've won a TON of math tournaments so I would know. Check out my trophy cabinet.

[07:22] <Courtney> \*rolls eyes\* Trophies aside, you may have a point. :)

[07:22] <Scott> \*camera pans to reveal Scott is listening in through a glass on the wall\* Why those little!

[07:22] <Courtney> (CONF) You know, I'm not very forgiving, but Taylor could be a good person to go to the end with. But she better not cross me like that again, I don't even snore!

[07:22] <Taylor> (CONF) \*filing nails\* If I go home tonight, I'm gonna cry, and I'll be so cute that Chris will have no choice but to keep me in! But I'm not going to cry, since I'm too pretty, so Scott has to go.

[07:22] <Scott> (CONF) I cannot believe those putas!

[07:22] <Topher> \*is in the bathroom, still frantically washing the paint out\* Filthy, filthy, filthy!

[07:22] <Scott> \*goes into bathroom\* Topher, we need to talk about who we're voting.

[07:23] <Topher> Sure. \*still looking in mirror, all of the paint finally off\* What's up?

[07:23] <Scott> Personally, I think those ladies aren't trustworthy, and they're going to be using up all the beauty products around here before you do. ;)

[07:23] <Scott> But... they're not the one we need to target. \*smiles evilly\*

[07:23] <Topher> \*fixing his hair, not really listening\* Uh-huh.

[07:23] <Scott> \*annoyed at Topher ignoring him\* Ennui is creeping me out... and... \*looks around\* Oh! And he stole some of your makeup. \*grabs Topher's makeup bag and dumps it out the window\* See?!

[07:23] <Topher> \*sees the empty bag and eyes widen\* WHAT?

[07:23] <Scott> Just wanted to let you know. :)

[07:23] <Topher> \*takes bag, and digs through to find no makeup whatsoever\* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH---

[07:23] <Scott> \*building rumbles\* I'll uh, leave you to your thoughts. \*goes back to cabins\*

[07:23] <Topher> \*falls on knees dramatically\* WHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-

[07:23] <@Chris> \*screen flashes to the girls and Ennui\*

[07:23] <Courtney> Didn't you spill salsa on those leggings?

[07:23] <Taylor> Shush! So, do you want to go home, or like, not?

[07:23] <Ennui> I don't know, I have a girl back home with leggings just like them.

[07:23] <Ennui> Know where I can get a good leotard?

[07:23] <Taylor> \*creeped out\* Uh...

[07:23] <Scott> \*walks up to them\* Court, sweetie, can I talk to you for a sec?

[07:23] <Taylor> Um, barf? As if she'd want to talk to you.

[07:23] <Courtney> I can speak for myself Taylor! I shall allow you a moment of my time. \*folds arms\*

[07:24] <Taylor> Whatever, just don’t get his stench all over you. \*walks off\*

[07:24] <Courtney> What do you want, hillbilly?

[07:24] <Ennui> \*walks off as well\*

[07:24] <Scott> Vote for gothface over there. \*points to Ennui\* He's done nothing but complain and be... gothic.

[07:24] <Courtney> Yeah, but he did win us the talent show challenge. What have YOU done?

[07:24] <Scott> Look, I know you're trying to get me out, but don't you want to bring worthless people further? Like me?

[07:24] <Courtney> Ennui is worthless, but not as much as you!

[07:24] <Scott> \*growls\* Vote off Ennui, and I'll show you how useful I can be. But if you wanna be stubborn, then we'll just see who goes home tonight, \*winks at Courtney\* doll face. \*walks off\*

[07:24] <Ennui> \*walks over to a sobbing Topher\* What's wrong? Did you realize life just isn't worth it?

[07:24] <Ennui> Same.

[07:24] <Topher> \*turns to Ennui\* Where did you put it? I KNOW you have it!

[07:24] <Ennui> Have what?

[07:24] <Ennui> What do you know?

[07:24] <Topher> My MAKEUP?! \*points at empty bag\*

[07:24] <Ennui> Oh.

[07:24] <Ennui> Wasn't me.

[07:24] <Topher> LIAR!

[07:24] <@Chris> \*over intercom\* All campers report to the elimination ceremony!

[07:24] <Ennui> Oh. Cool, bye. \*walks to elimination ceremony\*

[07:24] <Topher> I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!!! \*rages out\*

[07:25] <Scott> (CONF) I have this team wrapped around my finger.

[07:25] <Topher> (Conf) It's pretty obvious who I'm voting for. He will NOT get away with what he's done!

[07:25] <@Chris> -- ELIMINATION CEREMONY --

[07:25] <@Chris> Welcome to the Bonfire Ceremony. You have all voted.

[07:25] <@Chris> If I call your name, please come up and receive your marshmallow. The camper without a marshmallow must immediately walk down the Dock of Shame, never to return.

[07:25] <@Chris> The first marshmallow goes to...

[07:25] <@Chris> Courtney.

[07:25] <@Chris> The second marshmallow goes to...

[07:25] <@Chris> Topher.

[07:25] <Taylor> Um, excuse me? Where's mine?

[07:25] <@Chris> Taylor. Scott. Ennui. I only have 2 marshmallows left.

[07:25] <Scott> \*smirks slyly\*

[07:25] <Ennui> Oh no.

[07:25] <@Chris> The next marshmallow goes to...

[07:26] <@Chris> Taylor.

[07:26] <@Chris> Scott. Ennui. I only have one marshmallow left.

[07:26] <Taylor> \*catches it\* You're welcome.

[07:26] <@Chris> ....

[07:26] <Scott> >:)

[07:26] <@Chris> The final marshmallow goes to...

[07:26] <@Chris> . . . . . . . . . .

[07:26] <@Chris> . . . . . . .

[07:27] <@Chris> ...Ennui.

[07:27] <Ennui> Oh.

[07:27] <Scott> WHAT!?

[07:27] <Taylor> Bye, dirtboy.

[07:27] <Scott> \*speechless and looks at his team\*

[07:27] <Taylor> You can get my autograph later.

[07:27] <Ennui> Cool. \*slowly munches on marshmallow\*

[07:27] <Scott> \*looks at Courtney\* But... but I...

[07:27] <Courtney> \*eats marshmallow\* That's what happens when you're irrelevant.

[07:27] <Scott> Well... you... you... ugh! I knew this was a team of losers! I hope you all get trampled by cows!

[07:28] <@ChefHatchet> \*grabs Scott\* You're done, son.

[07:28] <Scott> Especially you two princesses! I hope you drown with those noses so high in the aiiir!! \*is dragged off down the dock by Chef\*

[07:28] <Topher> \*eats marshmallow\* (Conf) ... \*shrugs\*

[07:28] <@Chris> And so concludes our not-so-dramatic bonfire ceremony. But I still get paid. Make sure you tune in next week for more shocking eliminations on TOTAL! DRAMA! ISLAND!

[07:28] <@Chris> -- END --