Shake My Hand

"Shake My Hand" is the twelfth song for Undertale the Narrator's Musical. It is when Frisk and Chara encounters Sans and Papyrus outside the Ruins.

## Cast

* Sans
* Papyrus
* Frisk
* Chara *(No Music Lines)*
* Chorus

## Lyrics

*'Sup, my name's Sans. It's really nice to meet ya pal.*

*I'm supposed to be on watch for humans right now.*

*But you can take a joke. You seem pretty fun.*

*And I'm not quite up to capturing anyone.*

**Sans**: Now my brother, Papyrus... He's a human-hunting FANATIC.

**Frisk**: Uhh...

**Sans**: In fact, I think that's him over there. Go through the bars. My brother made them too wide to stop anyone. Hide behind that conveniently-shaped lamp.

(Frisk hides behind the conveniently-shaped lamp)

**Sans**: Sup, bro?

**Papyrus**: You know what "sup," brother! It's been eight days and you still haven't recalibrated. Your. Puzzles! You just hand around outside your station! What are you even doing?!?

**Sans**: Staring at this lamp. It's really cool. Do you wanna look?

**Papyrus**: No!!

*Sans, there's no time for any of that. I must be ready to capture a human who comes around.*

*Undyne will make me captain of the royal guard. I'll be loved and respected by everyone around.*

**Sans**: You rhymed "around" with itself.

*Once I finally capture a human, I'll get all of the recognition and love that I desire!*

*Like a hedge cut to look like my head, and the dozens of friends that I surely will acquire!*

**Sans**: You seem pretty optimistic. Maybe this lamp will give you some more... bright ideas.

**Papyrus**: Sans!! You are not helping!! You lazybones!!

**Sans**: Hey, take it easy. I've gotten a **ton** of work done today... a skele-**ton**.

**Papyrus**: Sans!!

**Sans**: Hahahahaha.

**Chara**: Are you kidding me? ANOTHER person who makes bad puns?!

**Sans**: Come on. You're smiling.

**Papyrus**: I am and I hate it! Your pun interrupted my song! Why does someone so great as me have to work so hard to get some recognition...

**Sans**: Wow, sounds like you're really working yourself... down to the bone.

**Papyrus**: Brother! Stop acting like making bad puns is your job!

**Sans**: "Tibia" honest, it might as well be.

**Papyrus**: Sans!

**Chara**: I swear, Frisk, I am going to hit something!

**Frisk**: But you're a ghost.

**Chara**: I- Shut up!

**Papyrus**: Ugh... I must get back to work! And as for your work... Put a little more, "backbone" into it!!!! Nyehehehehehehehehehehehe!!! ...Heh!

**Sans**: Ok, you can come out now.

**Frisk**: Thanks.

**Sans**: You oughta get going. He might come back. And if he does... you'll have to sit through more of my hilarious jokes.

**Frisk**: I wouldn't mind that, your jokes were "humerus"!

**Chara**: FRISK!

**Sans**: Hehehehehehe.

**Frisk**: But you're right. I should be going before he gets back.

**Sans**: Actually, hey... Hate to bother ya, but can you do me a favor? I was thinking... My brother's been kind of down lately... He's never seen a human before. And seeing you just might make his day.

**Frisk**: But, he said he wanted to capture me...

**Sans**: Don't worry, he's not dangerous. Even if he tries to be. See ya around.

**Chara**: Finally! Let's get out of here! And please, NO MORE PUNS, alright?!

*Now...*

*As along this path I tread...*

*Should I feel comfort or dread...*

*Like the surface warned me of?*

*Though...*

*The snow helps me feel at peace...*

*Does everything here deceive...*

*Like Flowey before had done...?*

*Still...*

*To me, Toriel was kind...*

*There I could have stayed behind...*

*Though I know I have to go on...*

*Go...*

*Through the forest's ice and snow...*

*Following the snowy trail...*

*Hold to the truths that you know...*

*Go on through and stay determined...*

*As you travel through the snow...*

*I'll go through and stay determined...*

*You'll be fine going this way...*

*Everything will be okay...*

*It's okay...*