Tanner (Thanksgiving Special)

*"You see, there is this guy... Knollad... He is the key to achieving our plans. But first, I need to get rid of his friend: Tanner... The task will be very difficult and dangerous, as it will bend the laws of reality... and I can only do it once... I will shit really hard and concentrate all my power on these toilets and create an absolute point in time to erase Tanner from existence. That fool will be farted away so far... He will never fart back... And you, Hunter, will replace him..."*
―Vladislav to Hunter J. Restless[src]
**Tanner** was a member of *The Incredible Crew*. While celebrating Thanksgiving, the group sought to steal a turkey belonging to The Grinch, due to the turkeys at Whole Foods being sold out. Unfortunately, the group got caught during their heist, causing them to be sent to court. Thankfully, Knollad managed to convince the Judge to rule The Grinch guilty, due to his fabricated gun legislation documents. Sometime later, Tanner celebrated Christmas with his friends. Unfortunately, when he went outside to get some fresh Christmas air, Tanner accidentally got run over by Silver Nazeer Ahmed's 1970s Mercury Cougar. Being resurrected by Vladislav, Tanner was taken by him to The Void, and was trapped in a loop of his own death, confused to where his friends had gone.

## Origins

### Costume Pieces

* Sun Hat (Black Sticker)
* Beige Canvas
* Cartoon Eyes (Dark Blue Sticker)
* White Teeth
* Marty McFly (2015) Jacket (Black Stickers)
* Devil Trousers
* Station Master Shoes

## History

### Celebrating Thanksgiving

*"Hey guys I just checked the calendar, it's Thanksgiving! We need to buy a turkey NOW!"*
―Tanner to *The Incredible Crew*[src]

In November 2021, Tanner celebrated Thanksgiving with *The Incredible Crew*. While checking the calendar, Tanner realized it was Thanksgiving, so he rushed into the living room to tell the group that they had to go out and buy a turkey immediately. When Tanner Knollad that he was going to have to pay, Knollad promptly refused to do it. Unfortunately, A.N.D.R.E. told Knollad that he had to pay, because of the group being in financial debt. Knollad still refused, but Jack Jabolon's whining and complaining convinced Knollad to just suck it up and pay for the turkey with money from his own pocket.

Joining *The Incredible Crew*, Tanner went to Whole Foods, which was where Tanner desired to get his hands on the most biggest and delicious turkey the store had. Unfortunately, Andre realized that there were no turkeys left in the store, due to them being all sold out. Because there were no turkeys left, Knollad came up with a brilliant idea to steal one instead. Tanner became concerned over Knollad's idea, saying that stealing was wrong, but Knollad asked Tanner if it was truly wrong to steal from someone who was already a thief, mentioning that he knew someone of that description.

### Turkey Heist

Riding their bicycles over to the Grinch's Hideout, *The Incredible Crew* prevailed to steal a turkey belonging to The Grinch. While Knollad and Jack Jabolon went inside the cave to grab the turkey, Tanner stayed outside with A.N.D.R.E., who he slapped. Unfortunately, the mission didn't go as planned, as Knollad and Jack were busted by The Grinch, who shot Knollad in the hand when he tried to defend himself from The Grinch's Glock-19 Gun with his army knife.

### Sent to Court

Because of their unsuccessful heist, *The Incredible Crew* were sued by The Grinch, who hoped to confront the group in court. Being brought into the courtroom, Knollad was put in the defendant's seat, while Tanner, Jack Jabolon, and A.N.D.R.E. were put in the seats behind him. Tanner observed the trial, with Knollad and his lawyer, Saul Goodman, going up against The Grinch and his lawyer, Michael Youngling. Ultimately, *The Incredible Crew* managed to win the case when Knollad exposed The Grinch for not being a certified person, due to his gun registration documents being fake. Tanner later chased after The Grinch, who tried to escape custody but failed.

### Killed by Silver Nazeer Ahmed

*"Alright guys, I'm uh, I think I'm gonna go out and get some fresh Christmas air."*
―Tanner[src]

In December 2021, Tanner celebrated Christmas with *The Incredible Crew*. While celebrating the holidays, Tanner decided to go outside to get some fresh Christmas air. While outside, Tanner began to educate the viewers, mentioning of a time in World War I where there was a peace treaty between the Germans and English during Christmas. Unfortunately, while he was distracted telling the story, Tanner got run over by Silver Nazeer Ahmed in his 1970s Mercury Cougar, causing him to be killed. Sometime later, *The Incredible Crew* went outside to see Tanner's bloody corpse lying in the snow. Realizing that Tanner was dead, the group mourned over his loss. Lerry then showed up and started to drink the blood of Tanner's corpse.

### Vladislav's Point in Time

*"Tanner has been erased from every known universe and is now stuck in an infinite loop of his own death... But we can't be so sure..."*
―Vladislav to Hunter J. Restless[src]

While *The Incredible Crew* were busy dealing with Doctor Strange, Tanner's corpse was discovered by Vladislav, who resurrected him and trapped him in a point in time capable of looping his own death. Vlad then took Tanner with him back to The Void, just before a Black Atom created by Doctor Strange and Knollad destroyed Universe 1225. Resetting in the time loop, Tanner repeated the story during World War I about the Germans and English making a peace treaty during Christmas. Tanner then stopped speaking as he realized the familiarity of the situation he was in. Silver Nazeer Ahmed's 1970s Mercury Cougar then bypassed him, but it didn't run him over like before. Tanner then forgot what he was talking about and figured he should probably go back inside. Unfortunately, Tanner realized that his friends were gone, concerning him.

## Relationships

	+ Knollad † - Best Friend
	+ Jack Jabolon † - Friend
	+ A.N.D.R.E. † - Friend
	+ Michael Divine †
	+ Chase †
* Saul Goodman † - Former Lawyer
* Michael Youngling † - Situational Enemy
* Silver Nazeer Ahmed † - Accidental Killer
* Vladislav - Kidnapper
* Hunter J. Restless - Replacement

## Appearances

In chronological order:

* *The Incredible Crew: The Thanksgiving Special*
* *The Incredible Crew Christmas Special II*
* *The Incredible Crew Christmas Special I* (Epilogue; Mentioned)
* *The Incredible Crew Christmas Special III*
* *The Incredible Crew: The Movie* (Unreleased)

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 1.5 1.6 1.7 *The Incredible Crew: The Thanksgiving Special*
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 *The Incredible Crew Christmas Special II*
3. ↑ *The Incredible Crew Christmas Special I*