Steve (The Pizza Head Show)

*Hey, he's no magician!*

*Sure he is!*

**Steve** is the main antagonist of Pizza Hut's "The Pizza Head Show".

## Biography

Typically, the advert would begin with Pizza Head talking about going to Pizza Hut or promoting a kid's meal or deal (such as basketballs). The Narrator (represented by a hand) would appear, and Pizza Head would be ushered into a situation wherein Steve would appear.

Steve would be introduced as "[Insert Title/Profession] Steve", to which Pizza Head would counter "He's no [Insert Title/Profession]!" The Narrator would reassure otherwise, allowing Steve to victimize Pizza Head in various ways.

Steve's motivations are not expounded upon. But given he's a pizza cutter, it can be assumed he's antagonistic with Pizza Head due to simply being a pizza. He is also not portrayed as speaking, beyond perhaps a soft and menacing rasp of his name that accompanies his arrival.

## Appearances

Steve appears in many forms and seems to be capable of multiplying himself when the situation calls for it. Among his appearances:

* **Chef Steve**: His first appearance, wherein he injures Pizza Head with a rolling pin and sets him up to be thrown around and seared on a cooking pan pizza.
* **Coach Steve**: A notable role as he appears twice, Steve puts Pizza Head into play against a much larger (and human) opponent, so Pizza Head may be squashed and beaten. Similar roles include **Referee Steve** and **Umpire Steve**, from the basketball and baseball-themed adverts.
* **Engineer** and **Pilot Steve**: Builds a rigged biplane for Pizza Head to operate and sets him up as a shooting target. Also gives Pizza Head a weighted parachute to make him crash.
* **Super Steve**: Poses as a superhero, and purposely leaves Pizza Head on a bulls-eye where he is crushed by an incoming meteor.
* **Party Guy Steve**: Crashes Pizza Head's party and uses blaring music to wreck Pizza Head's house and get him arrested for "disturbing the peace". Also appeared as **Officer Steve** and several pizza cutter criminals in the police van Pizza Head is chucked into.
* **Stevette**: Dresses in drag and pretends to be Pizza Head's date, so as to set him up to be knocked into cement and then struck down by a rolling carpet.
* **Steve-iens**: Appears as an entire species of green aliens that abduct Pizza Head and convert him into a stuffed crust pizza against his will (parodying alien experimentation accounts).
* **Steve-ini**: Whisks Pizza Head into an unwilling parody of the split box trick (to promote the Triple Decker Pizza), and then drops him down a trapdoor.
* **Count Steve**: Entraps Pizza Head in his manor in his vampiric form, and then carries him away as a bat while Pizza Head begs Steve to let him go.
* **Scarecrow** and ***Goosebumps* Steves**: Disguises himself as a scarecrow to purposely mislead Pizza Head towards a graveyard, where he is attacked by Steves dressed as various Goosebumps characters like Slappy the Dummy and a Horror.
* **Darth Steve**: Operates a TIE Fighter as a Darth Vader parody and tries to shoot down Pizza Head in his X-Wing. Also appears as **Princess Steve-a**.
* **Hadji Steve**: Dons the getup of the *Johnny Quest* character and sends an unwilling Pizza Head on a rocket in the direct path of a comet. Also appears as **Jonny Steve.**
* **World Famous Doctor Steve**: Assumes the role of Pizza Head's doctor and performs a painful operation on him.
* **Mummy Steve:** Hides in an Egyptian sarcophagus in Count Steve's manor and scares Pizza Head after flinging the door open when he looks at it.