Aj Creppuypasta: F M A Y N E R E T U R N S

note: this is told in the perspective of a 9 year old pls dont ban me

I was walking home from school one day; second grade to be specific. the sun was slowly starting to set over the horizon, despite it only being three in the afternoon. Winter sucks, especially when you're in the second grade like me, since it gets dark quickly and I, a 9 year old, do not like the dark and it is scary so stop judging me you poophead. I slowed down to admire the setting around me. Birds screaming to find a mate, crickets chirping also to find a mate, and the deafening blaring of car horns as I stepped into the street like the mindless nine year old I am.

I was about a block away from my house when I saw something peculiar in my peripheral vision, on the sidewalk on the other side of the empty street. It was black, with red flames stretching around it and under the flames lay a white underbelly..? I turned my head to look at it, only to realize it was... FMAYNE? No, no, no, I thought he was fake. Everyone told me he was fake. I stopped on the sidewalk and simply stared on, too shocked and confused to move. Of course, I believed he was real, I mean, there's no way something can be fake on the INTERNET! But everyone told me it was fake, and I'm such a hecking fool for believing them.

It felt like an eternity, when in reality, it was about thirty seconds, when FMAYNE slowly creaked his head towards me, his eyes white like snow, and wide. Then, he opened his mouth, and let out the most earsplitting screech, probably louder than physically possible. Then, it ended as fast as it started, and my ears rang. Then his eyes started bleeding **HYPER-REALISTIC** BLOOD!!!! I screamed and ran, BUT FMAYNE RAN AFTER ME!! I couldn't call for help, as nobody was around. Fmayne was gaining speed, and he was catching up. Fast. My tiny nine year old legs couldn't carry me any faster.

"GREELY!!!!" I screamed, and Greely jumped out of a phantom portal and bit Fmayne and hilled him. "TY GREELY" i thanked him 4 savin m lief and me and grelly live happy ever after :3 we have children 1 named shadow and the other named eevee the end. nobody will have my grelly bcuz hes 2 kawaiiiii xD owo

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Greely-chan-sama-kun was looking for me, as I had run off again. Why? I'm nine. What can you expect? "Legit Kawaiiswag?" Greely called out, sighing an emo sigh, "something is wrong." he continued. And right he was. He wented to the phantom badlands and found ME!!! I was trapped in a flytrap throne, surrounded by phantoms. "grelly help me plz" I yelled despairingly. Greely defeated all the phantoms but then FMAYNE *POOPED OUT OF NOWHERE!!!*

gasp greely gasped "I thought you were dead Fmayne" Greely said, eyeing Fmayne closely. He stood stiff, like a statue, and slowly, HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD leaked out of his eyeballs??!?!?!?! Getting old by now, really. But then, his body stretched, and twisted, making a variety of cracking and crunching noises, probably his bones breaking. His pose was what scared me most; he stood, balanced on one of his hind legs, while the other one was bent beyond comprehension. His spine was twisted around multiple times, his ribs poking out of his chest and blood staining his fur. His front legs, like his back leg, was twisted and broken, and it looked like a towel when you twist it, except it had bones sticking out of it.

Fmayne's head was currently facing away from grelly-chan-sama-kun, when he slowly bent over backwards, showing that his jaw was horrendously dislocated, to the point where it just hung over his nose. His body waved very slightly, like a wacky inflatable tube man you see at car washes, and quicker than lightning, he rushed at grelly-chan-sama-kun with impossible speed. He wrapped his distorted body around grelly-chan-kawaii-chan-sama-kun and strangled him, like some sort of weird... bony... emo looking boa constrictor. Then grelly died. And the venus fly trap digested me.

DID U LIEK MY STORY? PLZ GIVE CRITICISIM :3 BUT NOT BAD CRITICISM OBVIOUSLY. WHEN SOMEONE ASKS FOR CRITICISM ON THEIR SHITTY CREEPYPASTAS THEY JUST WANT YOU TO SUCK THEIR DICK AND NOT PROVIDE ACTUAL CRITICISM. THX 4 READING ;;;;;;:::::::::::::::#33333333333333