Let's Play BETRAYAL AT HOUSE ON THE HILL (3rd ed.)

## ★ ADAM'S CHALKBOARD ★

**Let's Play BETRAYAL AT HOUSE ON THE HILL (3rd ed.)** is a video in the Board Game Club series.

"*Let's discuss how we're going to ruin Sully's party...*"
―Adam
## Notable moments

* The first rule of Board Game Club is "we have to go back to the old house".
* *Are sequels always bloodier than the original*?
* Spooky hellos and even Hell-boo from Tom.
* Tom is Sammy Angler, a 9 year old who isn't interested in sandwiches or fishing, so Tom thinks they really missed a trick there. Sullivan is Stephanie, who's been an extra in 4 films. Blair is old Father Warren. Adam is 11 year old miserable Isa. Carley is 19 year old lacrosse player Michelle. Laurie is the bro Joseph.
* Wall to wall wandering accents.
* Affection from a grandmother is enough to damage you mentally apparently. Poor granny.
* Tom's character is cheerful and uptempo which even Tom says is a bit of a stretch for him.
* It's puntastic.
* Laurie's mysterious invite was to beer pong, apparently.
* Carley found a dog! A spooky omen, whispering dog, but a dog! On the other hand, dogs don't tend to go well for us in board games.
* Adam's very amused by the idea of a 70 year old spiderman.
* Nobody's keen on Laurie's character voice - Tom actively hates it more than he's hated any other character. Sullivan is notably not doing a voice, on account of receiving his first NRB backlash from *Let's Play BETRAYAL AT HOUSE ON THE HILL* . And to be fair, Brandon Jaspers was AWFUL.
* Every turn's an Omen at the moment. We are skating close to the edge all the time. And.... over we go. That's what we get for reading books.
* JOKE OF THE DAY! *Ghosts*, by Paul T. Geist. Tom disputes it, Laurie doesn't accept him as joke arbiter.
* Adam: "You've invited us to this house to have a weird party - that is the most Sullivan Brown haunt I've ever heard of!"
* Scary Tom is scary: "That's enough fun *and* games." We're trying to call off Sullivan's party. Sammy is going to eat all the food - he's a video gamer so he's good at snacking.
* Tom: "I play video games and I can eat." Sullivan: "It's true, I've seen him do it."
* The secret of comedy may be putting the emphasis on the wrong word in a sentence.
* Tom: "What's gave you a tickle, Reinhard?" Turns out it's Laurie and mispronounced words: "shpedy-shped". Wagyu-quality content, apparently. And we've gone. They're red-faced and breathless and Laurie appears to have found the joke of his career. Sullivan thinks it's a defining moment in international comedy. Luckily enough, there are very few things in an average day as funny as watching these people helpless with laughter.
* Shouting 'this party is full of nerds' turns out to be more damaging to the social occasion than murdering one of the guests.
* Adam: "Say hello to my lucha friend!" OK, *that* was funny. Nobody laughed though. *I* laughed. We see you, Blampied.
* Laurie and Adam are dancing again, but it appears to be a happy dance today.
* Carley can't pick a dog's name. Blair says "That's a Benson". Although it turns out that's her name for all dogs.
* The little girl is going to attempt to slap the shit out of a guest.
* JOKE OF THE DAY! She's nippy - like a cold wind.
* Laurie: "Blair's here to rock ass and chew bubble gum." Sullivan: "And she's all out of ass."
* Blair: "This is not what I need to be used for ... naming dogs is what I'm good at... I'm going to try to bring the party down by asking for lots of dogs. Like 'do you have a dog? does it have a name yet?' I'm going to go round asking them all."
* Carley: "I just resent that you said there's no ass here. I'm in the same room... I have so much ass - they just don't notice my ass!"
* Tom has speed for days, but might for fewer days. He's a poet for our generation.
* How long can we make Adam say 'oooooooooooh' ? - it wasn't worth it, apparently.
* Tom always dies in a co-op game, it's what the fans expect. So he's going to have to go for the big play, to keep us happy.
* JOCK OF THE DAY! We need to transcend our nerdy hobbies and become jocks.
* Tom is insulting the food to break up the party.
* Can we even kill our monster?
* Carley's an assless jock, so is substandard. Apparently ass is important to jocks.
* Sullivan's party is going really quite badly.
* One of the neighbours slipped and fell on the beer prong, or possibly got a splinter.
* Adam: "I was lured by the siren song of Laurie's ass."
* Tom's producing mechanically and thematically solid jokes. That nobody is laughing at. Blair is sympathetic - this may be worse.
* Carley could be the lady with no ass, who rocks the most ass.
* The true horror is that this possibly was a real party and these monsters have murdered all the neighbours.
* And we have a win on the board! That's somewhat tainted the victory for Laurie.

## Talking Heads

* Talking heads are available this episode.

## Trivia

* Game introduction and rules are presented by Sullivan.
* Chalkboard is updated with a win.
* An extended version of this episode is available on the No Rolls Barred Patreon.