Lutzelfrau

— Lutzelfrau to Milo and Lola.

## Lutezlfrau

* Normal
* Dressless

**Lutzelfrau** is a character in *Afterparty*. She is a sorceress demon who sells candy, and is met by Lola and Milo during Apollyon's Seal quest.

## Personality

Lutzelfrau is easily provoked to frustration and anger, and is not above knowingly selling vile-tasting candy to her unwitting customers. She has a German accent.

## Appearance

Lutzelfrau is a tall, lanky demon with a green-and-purple body, ram-like horns, and glowing yellow facial features. She wears a tall witch hat and a purple dress, which, according to her, is made from "a mesh sewn from the hair of children born during an eclipse" which can only be acquired via mazoku rituals or Thursday-night specials at Kohl's.

## Background

Lutzelfrau is a relatively well-known demon from the Black Hills who goes by the title of "Witch of the Black Forest," known by at least Andy and Gerald without having met either in person.

## Plot

During Apollyon's Seal quest at Little Rantalia, Milo and Lola can go upstairs and come across Lutzelfrau selling candy to a demon. They can speak with her; if they haven't already spoken with the footman, Lola can either accept her offer of candy before retracting or refuse.

If they have spoken with the footman and hatched the plan to find a costume in order to sneak into The Sealed Knot, Milo or Lola will ask Lutzelfrau for her dress, to which she responds that they need to eat one of her candies and appear to enjoy it in order to attract more customers. After Lola either eats the candy herself or feeds it to Milo and they advertise it, customers crowd around Lutzelfrau's cart in excitement. After warning the crowd of the security cameras, Lutzelfrau goes behind her cart with Milo and Lola and gives them her dress and hat to wear as a disguise. She steps out to discover that, in her absence, the crowd has stolen her candies.

Later on, at The Sealed Knot, Lola can choose to tell Andy, Delbert, and Apollyon that their name is Lutzelfrau, sparking recognition in Andy and Gerald. Andy continues to call them by Lutzelfrou's name until their parting at the courtroom.

## Quotes

**Lutzelfrau:** "*Oh, drunk children! Drunk children, please-- take some treats from treat-cart! I'm Lutzelfrau, and my charming Germanic witch recipes will surely soak up all that Hellcohol!*"
**Milo:** "*We're not drunk.*"
**Lutzelfrau:** "*Then pretend, okay? The rabble here is more discerning than Lutzelfrau expected. They don't serve Lava Blasters, here, so everyone still has their taste buds. Help a Lutzelfrau out, alright?*"
— Lutzelfrau's first meeting with Milo and Lola.
"'*Second thoughts' are for bungee jumping in Arkansas, sweetheart, now keep it movin' if you don't want any.*"
— Lutzelfrau
"*God, you **selfish little pricks--** You'll shut down the borders if a **cumquat** slips past Mexico but you have to barter with my shit. Just tell Lutzelfrau what you want! Or begone, quickly!*"

"*Okay, follow Lutzelfrau. And smile, dipshits, you're on camera, alright? So no samples while I'm gone.*"
— Lutzelfrau before going behind the curtain.
"*Those mother-- Hell is really filled with cock-knockers, you know, you wouldn't-- you wouldn't think it, but there it is.*"
— Lutzelfrau upon returning to her cart and discovering that all the candy has been taken.
## Trivia

* According to Apollyon, Lutelfrau washes her clothes in feces.
* According to herself, Lutzelfrau's treats are all made fresh out of the oven. Her known recipes include:
	+ A treat consisting of one cup of mashed up nose weevil, a half cup of body butter, three soft-shelled turtle eggs, a little "hateful flour," and skin-fried unicorns tossed in oil.
	+ Friend and candied rat.
	+ Cat cakes.
	+ Ebola-bellied rats.
	+ Pies made out of kittens.
	+ Candy apples.

## Gallery

Lutzelfrau speaking to a crowd of people after Milo or Lola tries her candy.A dressless Lutzelfrau discovering that her candy has been stolen.
## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 *"Ah, the Witch of the Black Forest. Nice to meet ya."*
- If a disguised Lola said that her name is Lutzelfrau before Gerald returns.
2. ↑ Lutzelfrau to Milo and Lola after they ask her for her dress.
3. ↑ **Candy Demon:** *"[drunkenly] Wooooo! Lutzelfrau! You got-- this chick's got-- she makes the best cubanos, honestly, man."*
**Lutzelfrau:** *"I don't make cubanos. I'm a sorceress from the Black Hills, asshole."*
**Candy Demon:** *"Lutzelfrauuuuu-- yeah!"*
- If Milo and Lola reject Lutzelfrau's offer to try her candy.
4. ↑ 4.0 4.1 4.2 4.3 **Andy:** "*Oh, you're a witch, right? I think I've heard of you. She's the one who makes pies out of kittens and washes her clothes in, uh, what-- what was it--"*
**Wormhorn:** "*Feces."*
**Andy:** "*Ah, feces, right."*
**Apollyon:** "*Lutzelfrau, I'm a, uh, total recipe hound... Tell me... what's your secret ingredient for those candy apples, again?"*
- If Lola, while disguised, chooses to say that her name is Lutzelfrau.
5. ↑ *"Uh... what's the hold up. Everything is made fresh right from Lutzelfrau's oven."*
- Lutzelfrau if Lola idles while deciding whether to eat the candy or feed it to Milo.
6. ↑ Lutzelfrau to the Demon Punter as Milo and Lola first approach her.
7. ↑ If Milo and Lola choose to try a treat before talking to The Sealed Knot's footman.
8. ↑ If Milo and Lola try to speak with Lutzelfrau twice prior to talking to The Sealed Knot's footman.
9. ↑ When Milo or Lola eat said treat in exchange for getting Lutzelfrau's dress.

## Navigation

 Monarchs
 1st and Izzard
 Bobolyne Park
 Little Rantalia
 Thrall City
 Minor Characters