Commie Killer

> They will never liberate CommieRaq!
>
> -Commie Killer

The Commie Killer is the dictator of The Federation of CommieRaq, the country where most HG Cantina members live in.

## History

Commie Killer started as a Hitman, his main targets were Communists, Marxists, Leninists, Stalinists, Maoists and Socialists. He used to rule an organization named "Big Brother" that always watched over everyone. Commie Killer is also a history major which explains his skills. Exactly one year after the death of Larry King (January 23rd, 2021) the Commie Killer reveals himself on camera to be the long lost heir to the talk show legacy, stating that he will "finish what you started" as he announces his own independent program: Commie Killer Live.

### Time to Come Saga

Commie Killer found himself at war with Venom's Tapirs and their Big Propaganda. This resulted in a small war where people were forced to take sides. Commie Killer hates animals so Venom's propaganda made him angry. Commie created the "United Militia" to combat Venom. Commie and his army successfully took out a Tapir stronghold in the jungle. When reporters from CNN asked Commie what he thought of the situation he said "I think we didn't use enough Napalm." Venom and friends then summoned the giant Lord Tapir celestial that embodies all eternity to save them. Later, when Lord Tapir was minding his business to help nature, Commie Killer and his club of virgins (lead by Jack Evans) attempt to attack the giant entity but without any progress.

Wafez has decided to ally himself and his army with Venom in order to fight Commie and his army for the 2nd time. Later, Venom's army raided and captured a village under the control of Commie killer. Venom JoowBear is given the honor of running the newly obtained territory. 3 seconds into Venom's acceptance speech it becomes incredibly clear that he shouldn't be given any kind of power whatsoever, no matter how small. Venom refused to give power to Ayham who already ruled Kuzistan and Qurac.

However, to celebrate Venom JoowBear's birthday, Commie calls a temporary truce between Commie's United Militia and Venom's army. By the end of the war, Venom decides to blow up Commie's base and break the truce. Confused on the situation, Wafez approaches his father in confusion but Commie survived and thus, the war ended with the explosion.

### Dictator

After the war, Commie took advantage of the crisis and became the leader of the newly formed "The Federation of CommieRaq" Commie turned the place into a red hellhole where people work for the state. Slavery was illegal but what Commie was doing was basically slave labor. The war turned the Communist Killer into a Pro-Communist. Commie started to develop weapons of mass destruction against Tapirs and establishing Backdoor policies. One day, Geezus decided to poison Venom's water supply for fun. Little did Geezus know that Venom JoowBear's water supply also connects to Commie's Federation and this didn't end well for him or his people. 50,000 died while 36,000 others fled, Commie had no idea what the heck was happening. Geezus was then asked about the incident and responded with "Oopsie."

### The Liberation of CommieRaq

One day, Venom was bored so he decided to commit Iraq Invasion on CommieRaq. He got his army along with Wafez and Ayham to get rid of Commie's regime and his WMDs. Commie was confident that he'd win but after they destroyed his statue, he knew it was all gone. They didn't find any WMDs at the end but found 200 copies of return of the Jedi and a stash of NSFW Mario pictures and thus, sending Commie to be turned into a Julius Caesar Statue.

## Commie Jabba

*Main article: 1997 Commie Jabba*

Due to Commie Killer's hatred of Jabba the Hutt's 1997 rendition, Masterbuilt117 decided to photoshop one of his most cursed creation, dubbed "1997 Commie Jabba" by members. This was so cursed that it came to life and terrified the dictator. Nowadays, Commie Jabba is a noteworthy actor in Cantina Tales, starring in roles such as Mao Zedong.

## Persona

Commie Killer is a wise expert in many fields, he likes to discuss real world things such as history and also get into philosophical discussions. He is a good friend of Ayham although this may be because bother are world leaders.

## Trivia

* Commie has a lot of variants, like Commie Jabba, his variants run around the Cantina.
* The Toon Empire was created by one of the Commie variants, there was a Christmas Advent where Wafez beat Toon Commie in combat and destroyed the Toon Empire.
* Sadly, Commie is diagnosed with being from Michigan.