2005 Alabama/Calladega 500

The 2005 Alabama/Calladega 500 is the forty-second race from my very own 2005 Piston Cup Season schedule. The King gets his very last win this race.

Meanwhile, four other veteran racers got drowsy and exhausted with their 4 haulers being lazy on the track, because four other veteran racers need to sleep in the garage instead.

Later on laps 30-84, Kevin Shiftright fell asleep while racing at the track, he is dreaming more and more things like when Kevin Shiftright seeing Terminus nextbots jumpscaring him with a scary nightmare and he woke up screaming and loses control and he flips on the grass really hard, which included a massive crash pileup which takes out 20 cars in a big disaster. Todd Marcus and Claude Scruggs are screaming together while Claude is upside down with Todd Marcus' roof screaming and surfing together on the track.

Kevin Carvick, Kyle Buschtire with his older brother, Kurt and Rusty Wheelhouse are watching Kevin Shiftright's crash with taken out 20 cars on the track, both of them are gasping at them while he's in the crash.

## Kevin Shiftright's info

Kevin Shiftright, who fell asleep with laps 30-84 with his scary nightmares while he woke up screaming with a scary nextbot jumpscare nightmare and crashes himself really hard which takes out 20 cars on the track including Ryan Shields who t-boned his teammate really hard on the track.

### Start of the race

Darrell: BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY BOYS AND GIRLS! LET'S GO RACIN AT THE ALABAMA SPEEDWAY!!!!

(Later on lap 29...)

Kevin Shiftright: I'm feeling so tired.

Klint Shiftright: Don't worry, Kevin, you're still tired, but you better win the race, understand that?

Kevin Shiftright: Yes, dad, I should win the race, but I will not crash while I'm sleeping at the track.

(LATER ON LAP 30...)

Kevin Shiftright: (YAWNS) I'm so exhausted I'm tired, I better sleep at the track while I'm not giving a nightmare while I'm crashing. (SLEEPS, SNORES)

(LATER ON LAP 69...)

Kevin Shiftright: Ohhh... I'm super drowsy. (KEVIN SHIFTRIGHT CONTINUES SLEEPING)

### Kevin Shiftright's nightmares/pileup crash disaster

Bob: Whoa, Kevin Shiftright is fallen asleep on the track.

Kevin Shiftright: (FELLS ASLEEP ON THE TRACK, SNORING)

(MUCH, MUCH LATER ON LAPS 70-84 IN KEVIN SHIFTRIGHT'S NIGHTMARES INSIDE...)

Kevin Shiftright: Wh-wh-wh-wh-where am I right now?! AM I AT THE SCARIEST GMOD NIGHTMARE OF ALL TIME?!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I'M STUCK AT THE STUPID RP\_SOUTHSIDE GMOD MAP!!!! WHERE AM I GOING TO DO?!!!!??!!!!

(KEVIN SHIFTRIGHT DRIVES SLOWLY AROUND THE CITY)

Kevin Shiftright: Whoa, nice jewelry store it has. It says "Richman's Jewelers". I hope I can't fit inside this store, because I'm just a car from Team Pancake with my teammate Sage VanDerSpin winning two races in 2005, including his first win, Ben's Hot Sauce 350.

(KEVIN SHIFTRIGHT DRIVES SLOWLY LIKE A ROAD CAR, HE WHISTLING A SONG WHILE HE DRIVES SLOWLY AROUND THE CITY)

Kevin Shiftright: There's a diner here, there's the motel far away here, near the gas station.

(LATER IN THE HOTEL...)

Kevin Shiftright: Nice big hotel it was, I can fit inside whatever I do.

(LATER IN THE HOTEL ROOM)

Kevin Shiftright: Nice room it has. WHAT THE?!

(NOTICES THAT KEVIN SHIFTRIGHT SEEING OBUNGA NEXTBOT IN THE HOTEL ROOM)

Kevin Shiftright: ***(SCREAAAAM)*** THERE'S OBUNGA NEXTBOT THERE! I BETTER DRIVE FAST!!!! OUTSIDE!!!!!

(KEVIN SHIFTRIGHT QUICKLY DRIVES FAST INTO THE HOTEL HALLS, INTO THE ELEVATOR, HE DRIVE OUTSIDE OF THE HOTEL)

Kevin Shiftright: THERE'S THE PORTAL HERE!!!!!!

(KEVIN SHIFTRIGHT IMMEDIATELY SCREAMS WHILE FALLING DOWN, HE LANDS ON THE BACKROOMS AND HE IS LOST ALONE INSIDE.

Kevin Shiftright: Oh my (PIPE FALLING) Jesus, where am I right now?! ***OH NO! I'M STUCK AT THIS STUPID BACKROOMS ALL ALONE AT ME!!!! (CRIES HARD) (STOPS CRYING)*** What the?! I hear some noises coming from at the backrooms.

(LATER...)

Kevin Shiftright: I think I should find a room which is made of car furnitures inside the backro-- ***WHAT THE (TRAIN WHISTLE) IS THAT?!!!!*** (KEVIN SHIFTRIGHT NOTICES THAT THERE'S A SCARY BACROOMS MONSTER INSIDE THIS MAP LIKE THIS) ***OH, (POPEYE TOOT) I BETTER RUN IN FRONT OF ME!!!! QUICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!***

(KEVIN SHIFTRIGHT QUICKLY ENTERS THE BOTTOMLESS PIT HOLE IN THE FLOOR, HE SCREAMS, HE LANDS IT ON THE POOL ROOMS)

Kevin Shiftright: OH NO WHERE AM I RIGHT NOW?!!! LOOKS LIKE THAT I AM STUCK AT THE STUPID POOL ROOMS MAP!!! WHERE DID THE NEXTBOTS COME FROM INSIDE?!!!!!

(SO MANY EXTINCTED 7 TO 8 MINUTES LATER...)

Kevin Shiftright: ***JESUS CHRYSLUS!!! THAT SCARED ME TO THE (GLASS BREAKING) (SEAL BARK) OUT OF ME!!! AAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!***

(ANGRY MUNCI IS CHASING KEVIN SHIFTRIGHT AROUND THE POOL ROOMS, KILLS KEVIN SHIFTRIGHT WITH HIS DEATH HUD)

Kevin Shiftright: OOF! I JUST GOT KILLED!

Kevin Shiftright: Back to the respawn area! (OPENS THE CHOOSE MAP SCREEN ON HIS EYE SCREEN) I chose the parking lot map.

Kevin Shiftright: Now, time to spawn Terminus, Angry Munci, Stalkbot, Mad Obunga, and Happy nextbots. (SPAWNS 5 OF THEM)

Kevin Shiftright: I would also add Nominus, Termatron, Termination but with the chaos version, and Termination, which he stands still on this map) (SPAWNS 5 MORE OF THEM)

(TERMINUS SOUNDS PLAYING)

Kevin Shiftright: OH MY LORD! THAT SOUNDED SCARY!

(I CAN'T MAKE THE FULL KEVIN SHIFTRIGHT'S NIGHTMARE TRANSCRIPT, TOO LAZY TO DO THAT)

***(TERMINUS JUMPSCARES KEVIN SHIFTRIGHT, WITH A SCARY THERMAL'D BLACK AND RED TERMINATION WITH BLACK SCREEN TO TURN BLUE BACK AND FORTH)***

Kevin Shiftright: ***(SCREAMS AGGRESIVELY TOO LOUD)*** (HIS NIGHTMARES ENDED UP BEING LOST CONTROL, HE FLIPS ON THE GRASS TOO HARD)

Darrell: OH MY LORD! TROUBLE IN BACK STRETCH NEAR TURN 2! KEVIN SHIFTRIGHT IS LOOSE WITH HIS NIGHTMARES BEING OVER!!!

Bob: Whoa, look at that massive flip.

Darrell: OH NO! HE MADE CONTACT WITH RYAN SHIELDS T-BONED HIS TEMMATE!

Darrell: THERE'S TWO NEW RACERS ARE IN IT ON THE WRECKAGE! HAUL INNGAS IS IN IT WITH CRUSTY ROTOR!

Bob: Whoa, Manny Flywheel is also in it on the wreckage, so is Aiken Axler.

Darrell: OH MY JESUS CHRYSLUS!!! CLAUDE SCRUGGS IS UPSIDE DOWN WITH SCREAMING TODD MARCUS IN IT! LOOK AT THEM! THEY'RE SCREAMING AND SURFING BACK AND FORTH!!!!

(TODD MARCUS AND CLAUDE SCRUGGS ARE SCREAMING, MANY OTHER RACERS ARE BEING PILED IN WITH KEVIN SHIFTRIGHT IN THE CRASH)

Darrell: OH NO! SAGE VANDERSPIN IS DANCING ON THE TRACK! HE'S IN IT WITH BRUSH CURBER!

Darrell: ***OH MY LORD! BRUSH CURBER IS LOOSE, HE'S IN IT WITH RUSTY CORNFUEL AND DIRKSON D'AGOSTINO!***

Bob: Yep, Darrell, this is caution flag in the air, Kevin Shiftright have lots of damages and injuries including his left and right damages to the end.

Brent: Bob and Darrell, let's see the replay of what happened to Kevin Shiftright.

(IN THE REPLAY...)

Bob: Whoa. You see that Kevin Shiftright is lost control and loose, his nightmares went over, he flips on the grass too hard, and he went barrel rolling too hard near the turn 2, and he backs off the track so slowly and bumped the wall too hard.

Brent: Whoa, Bob, that was so scary.

Bob: Yep, you can see Ryan Shields t-boned his teammate too hard and many others are on the crash.

Brent: But I see Sage VanDerSpin on the wreckage, so is Manny Flywheel.

Bob: Yep, Mr. Mustangburger. There's two veteran racers Speedy Comet and Jimmy Cables are in it on the wreckage, look at that, in slow motion replay version.

Brent: Yep, Mr. Bob Cutlass, you can see that Jimmie Johnson is in the wreckage, with Aiken Axler on the crash, Ryan Newcar in the crash, look at that. He's on airborne.

Bob: Yep, just like that, Mr. Mustangburger. And as you see there in the middle of the back stretch, Haul Inngas is loose, and also does Todd Marcus and Claude Scruggs, look at that wild ride.

Brent: Whoa, I've never seen this before like that in my life.

Darrell: Yep, you see down there, Bob and Brent, Winford Bradford Rutherford is in the catchfence, Dirkson D'Agostino is on the wreckage, he is hitting into Brush Curber and into Darren Leadfoot.

Brent: Yep, Darrell, looks like that Kevin Shiftright has brutally injured at the track.

Bob: Oh yeah, you betcha right, Mr. Mustangburger. As you see down there, Rusty Cornfuel and Eugene Carbureski is on the wreckage and smashes into Ponchy Wipeout behind them.

Darrell: Oh, great, I hope Kevin Shiftright is okay, didn't you?

### Kevin Shiftright being towed away from the race/Helicopter camera of 19 cars wrecked on the track)

Kevin Shiftright: (CRIES HARD WHILE HE'S INJURED) ***DAAAAADDD!!!! COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!*** (HIMSELF CONTINUES CRYING)

Klint Shiftright: HOLY MOLY! KEVIN! ARE YOU OK?!!!!

Kraig Shiftright: ARE YOU OK, MY SON?!!

Kevin Shiftright: NO, BECAUSE I MADE ME CRASH HARD WHILE WRECKING OVER 19 CARS ON THE TRACK!!! (SOBS)

Klint Shiftright: Don't worry, I'll call tow trucks and ambulances right now, I'll take you to the Motor City Hospital, while others are towed away.

Kevin Shiftright: OKAY... YES. (SOBS)

(IN THE RSN HELICOPTER CAMERA...)

Brent: Here's some 20 racers being wrecked out down there in the RSN helicopter camera. There's many tow trucks and ambulances here on the track.

Bob: You see, Mr. Mustangburger? There's Haul Inngas and Sage VanDerSpin being towed away from the race. As you see down there, there's Manny Flywheel being injured and he's inside the ambulance also does Winford Bradford Rutherford, who is also inside the ambulance and rushed to the Motor City Hospital or something.

Brent: Well, yeah, Mr. Cutlass, here's the pace car entering the track and we're heading to the restart afterwards.

### Finish

Bob: Battle for the lead! The King and Brick Yardley are head to head! It's gonna be close! LOOK AT THAT! The King beat Brick Yardley by 10 feet ahead to get his 200th win in a row!

Brent: Oh, yes!

Bob: Checkered flag in the air!

Darrell: THE KING WINS! HIS VERY LAST 200TH WIN!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOO!!!!!

Brick Yardley: Ohhhh, dang it! I lost the race! GOD (PIPE FALLING) DANG!

Bobby Swift: Hey, Brick! Watch your language! You don't swear at the race! You know that I finished 3rd place this race!

## Results

1. Strip Weathers - 188 laps
2. Brick Yardley - 188 laps
3. Bobby Swift - 188 laps
4. Lightning McQueen - 188 laps
5. Cal Weathers - 188 laps
6. Chick Hicks - 188 laps
7. Misti Motorkrass - 188 laps
8. Dale Earnhardt Jr. - 188 laps
9. Chuck Armstrong - 188 laps
10. Murray Clutchburn - 188 laps
11. Tony Gaswart - 188 laps
12. Jeff Gorvette - 188 laps
13. Billy Oilchanger - 188 laps
14. Ralph Carlow - 188 laps
15. Ernie Gearson - 188 laps
16. Matt Carseth - 188 laps
17. Gerald Leadfoot - 188 laps
18. Joel McQueen - 188 laps
19. Diana Leadfoot - 188 laps
20. Kevin Racingtire - 188 laps
21. James Cleanair - 188 laps
22. Lee Revkins - 188 laps
23. Bobby Carbonte - 188 laps
24. Winford Bradford Rutherford - 84 laps (CRASH)
25. Todd Marcus - 84 laps (CRASH WITH CLAUDE SCRUGGS ON HIS ROOF)
26. Claude Scruggs - 84 laps (CRASH WITH TODD MARCUS)
27. Manny Flywheel - 84 laps (CRASH)
28. Sage VanDerSpin - 84 laps (CRASH)
29. Ponchy Wipeout - 84 laps (CRASH)
30. Rusty Cornfuel - 84 laps (CRASH)
31. Kevin Shiftright - 84 laps (CRASH, MADE CONTACT OF RYAN SHIELDS T-BONED HIS TEAMMATE)
32. Ryan Shields - 84 laps (CRASH, MADE CONTACT OF KEVIN SHIFTRIGHT CRASHING)
33. Jimmie Johnson - 84 laps (CRASH)
34. Haul Inngas - 84 laps (CRASH)
35. Eugene Carbureski - 84 laps (CRASH)
36. Crusty Rotor - 84 laps (CRASH)
37. Dirkson D'Agostino - 84 laps (CRASH)
38. Aiken Axler - 84 laps (CRASH)
39. Ryan Newcar - 84 laps (CRASH, AIRBORNE)
40. Brush Curber - 84 laps (CRASH)
41. Darren Leadfoot - 84 laps (CRASH)
42. Speedy Comet - 84 laps (CRASH)
43. Jimmy Cables - 84 laps (CRASH)

## Gallery

### Movie screenshots:

Kevin Shiftright in the crash (IMAGE NOT SHOWING YET)