2018-2019 Weird AF Tales: Pack-Next Goon Blues Vol 1 8

***2018-2019 Weird AF Tales: Pack-Next Goon Blues Vol 1 8*’'’ is a chapter in 2018-2019 Weird AF Tales: Pack-Next Goon Blues.**

## Synopsis

After being picked on by goons and managerial kings, Damon Bradley suffers a nosebleed and forced into a Bully Into Termination tactic by the likes of Mick McGregor and Shikiki the Shallow Commander. He finds himself going to Pack-Next in Rosewell, while the building is newer, the staff are immature and unprofessional with HR Women squealing like pigs and college-aged goons that grin like clowns. Bradley adjusts to the strange Rosewell Pack-Next, seeing that the building houses a chassis for a power source object... Or as Ragorias believes, a *Diseased.* Bradley questions Lani Ali, an Ops Manager but she jokes around and laughs about it, before long she disappears into the building. Leaving Bradley to load a truck full of guns for Muccian companies. A power outage occurs where the kingdom loses its power due to a mysterious outside fire. Bradley and Ragorias rush to investigate but they’re interrupted by Gap-Tooth Luis the Clown Goon who demands a ride back home after work. Bradley continues through the new Pack-Next, encountering Forget-Me-Nots and Wraiths. When he reaches outside, he finds Vibrant destroying Pack-Next trucks and toppling sections of the store. Bradley fights the fiery entity, managing to knock him out but runs. As he reaches a blockade of damaged packages, he and Ragorias work like goons and load the truck up. A Rollerpede appears after a pretty girl proclaims “nobody likes” Bradley, forcing Bradley to fight the creature all over again but when he rushes the creature, Nim appears and teleports Bradley. Now he is in another Pack-Next with even more hostile HR women with anger issues and possible anti-blackness colorism beliefs. Bradley ignores them and completes shitty on boarding paperwork which excessively mentions terminating “losers”, bullying “ugly” package handlers and a $5,000 reward for spotting every obvious OSHA violation and workplace bullying scenario that contradicts their other policies. Shrugging it off at the time, Bradley goes to work, loading millions of tiny envelopes into a truck with a funny old man called Ernie Senior. Time passes and as soon as he leaves, he’s laughed at and witnesses ops managers acting like Kerdur Rainer, mocking him with a “phone gesture” and dancing. Zed “Silly Ears” arrives from his electric pallet jack like a *God*, he descends the floor, commanding goons about the arrival of an important Pack-Next legend: *Conveyor of Blood*. He also brings everyone’s attention to Damon Bradley, stating Bradley had transferred from the shitty Sin Sex Ex Way location. Bradley shyly tries to go back to work, checking his phone, which reveals another shitty dating app and a Russian Woman who grows angry for no reason. Bradley tries to delete the app to protect his mental health but this itself doesn’t do much. A beautiful black woman who’s called Sasha Faceson loads alongside him, speaking about Team Leads and arrogant dicks that are promoted because they slept with each other but Bradley doesn’t understand what she’s talking about until he’s thrown into the Ops Manager’s office where Zed, Ra’Vonne and Salmonella Daphne reside... The trio then pushes Bradley’s buttons mentally, take his Rage Sword and agitate him into having an angry outburst. When Bradley exclaims Zed hand back the Rage Sword, Zed calls him “guy with the ugly face” and picks on him more. As Bradley charges Zed, physically fighting back to reclaim the Rage Sword, Zed sneakily uses this as grounds for termination and takes Bradley’s Pack-Next badge. Bradley is given the Rage Sword back as Ra’Vonne is asked to escort Bradley from the premises. As Ra’Vonne talks, his teeth begin to gradually rotten like that of Kerdur Rainer himself and he gives a shitty bias speech, defending workplace bullying of unattractive men and minorities. Bradley shrugs it off and flies from the kingdom, bidding them farewell. Ra’Vonne goes back to the kingdom’s premises where he bows before the Framed Picture of Conveyor of Blood, he cuts himself and offers blood to the image. A freaked out Anti-Number watches the events from somewhere high up, believing Ra’Vonne and this second Rosewell Pack-Next are crazed psychopaths.

## Appearances

#### Main Characters

* Damon Bradley
* Ragorias

#### Supporting Characters/Summons

* Conveyor of Blood
* Ernie Senior
* Gap-Tooth Luis the Clown Goon
* Lani Ali
* Mick McGregor
* Nim
* Pretty Pack-Next Rosewell Goon Girl
* Ra’Vonne Cooper
* Salmonella Daphne Loss
* Sasha Faceson
* Vibrant

#### Featured Items/Weapons

* Framed Picture of the Conveyor of Blood
* Pack-Next Rosewell Badge
* Rage Sword

#### Featured Diseased

* Forget-Me-Nots
* Rollerpedes

#### Featured Antagonists

* Anti-Number
* Zed “Silly Ears”

## Trivia/Notes and Disclaimer

*Disclaimer: To whom this may concern, the characters in their entirety, while they borrow inspiration from events, ideas, themes and other sources from the original author's life, they are incredibly different and fictional entities inside the Rage Knights Red God and under no circumstance are they expressing a real person's actual views, ideologies, names and likeness to cause harm or defame them. Any names bearing similarities to any person(s) is unintentional unless stated otherwise and under special permission. The Rage Knights Red God is a work of fiction and solely for entertainment and educational purposes. Please note, the series does not represent events that have happened, events to come nor does it condone the very human evils the series itself is/was meant to advocate against.© Khaliq Trevor X.*