Jotaro Kujo

* Meme House
* "Brent"
* Canonical

"*Honestly... I don't really like Dio.*"
—Jotaro Kujo[src]

**Jotaro Kujo** (in-game **Jotaro Hecking**) is a character who first revealed himself in Part 14. He is the mortal enemy of Dio Brando, and one of the few people capable of dodging his attacks.

He lives in Brindleton Bay along with Kakyoin and Iggy.

## History

### "Brent Hecking"

Brent was a chad often seen around in the background since Part 3, who was known for his resemblance to Todd Howard and his refusal to skip leg day, resulting in his very muscular legs. He was mostly seen working out at the gym alongside his husband Brant, AKA Kakyoin.

### Part 14

"Brent Hecking" was visiting Oasis Springs when he knocked on the door of the Bogan Household.

Dio Brando, upon seeing him, immediately tried to kick his croutch, only to have his attack blocked and receive a punch in his own croutch. Furious, Dio attempts to murder him by using his Booty Blast attack, only to be kicked in the croutch when his back is turned. Following this, "Brent" revealed himself as Jotaro Kujo. The two then have a fight to the death in a non-canon scenario arranged by Joel, which ended in Dio's defeat to a flurry of machete-powered Ora-Oras.

Jotaro was in the area when Anakin Skywalker set fire to the Bogan Household during the events that led up to the second Retcon but didn't make any effort to save Dio or Bill Murray, most likely because of the former's long-running conflict with Jotaro. Instead, he made a hasty retreat, not wanting to risk being set on fire himself or come into conflict with any Ghosts that were nearby.

Jotaro, Kakyoin and Iggy are seen at CBT Wizard's Cookout in Brindleton Bay alongside CBT Wizard, Layne Hartman, Jerma 985, Twitch Chat, Dantette, and Bulk Bogan. There, he is seen playing chess with Twitch Chat as well as witnessing Layne's kidnapping and Dantette carrying out a murder.

### Part 15

Jotaro comes back to the Bogan Household to hang out and possibly to keep Dio in check.

There, he plays Mario Kart with Dio and Funky Kong for a while until he leaves in the panic ensued by Dio's death at the hands of Shaggy.

### Part 17

While the Bogans were celebrating Dio Day with Vibe Check, Jotaro was in the neighbourhood, but wasn’t interested in celebrating the event with Dio, so he didn’t knock on the door.

Later, after being soundly beaten by Jerma Cop, an injured Vibe Check approached Jotaro and tried to punch him, but this measly attempt at an attack was easily dodged by the Stand User. Unimpressed, Jotaro simply walked away.

### Part 18

Jotaro is seen working out with Kakyoin at the Pepsi Gym and made friends with Pepsiman himself.

### 2020 Christmas Special

After having a short interaction with a dolphin, Bulk Bogan calls Jotaro over to Sulani to hang out. Jotaro arrives at the beach where Bogan is waiting, and proceeds to invite him over to skinnydip in the water, all the while Kakyoin sends flirtatious texts to Jotaro, shortly after the two put their clothes back on and begin swimming around together.

## Trivia

* In Part 1, Dio posts a rude comment under Jotaro's YouTube channel, meaning that he may in fact have one.
* Jotaro, as Brent, makes his first appearance in Part 3 at the gym, where Bulk Bogan attempts to steal money from him, but fails.
	+ He was later a victim of the CBT Wizard's telekinetic croutch kicks in Part 7. He makes multiple other background appearances.
* The Sims that Joel turned into Jotaro and Kakyoin, respectively Brent and Brant, are married in-game. Joel didn't acknowledge this until Part 18.
	+ The Hecking family are pre-made Sims from the *Cats & Dogs* expansion.

## Gallery

"Brent" performing Super CBT on Dio.Jotaro before the modded costume was added.