The Prophecy

"**The Prophecy**" is the tenth episode of the first season of We'll See You In Hell. It is a commentary episode.

## Episode Description

*On the tenth episode of WE’LL SEE YOU IN HELL, Joe and Pat offer enlightenment through THE PROPHECY, the star-studded film about malevolent angels returning to Earth to give mankind what-for. Whether you’re listening to the show as a stand-alone podcast or a commentary to the film (which is streaming on Netflix), you can hear Joe & Pat share Christopher Walken stories, their favorite Tarantino film characters and the fact that there’s a character named “Jerry” in a movie about vengeful supernatural beings. And WE’LL SEE YOU IN HELL listeners will hear about Pat’s costumed appearance on THE GOLDEN GUYS podcast!*

## Commentary Topics

* Still getting complaints about the split audio, just imagine you're in a Joe and Pat sandwich.
* Should've done Thinner on the Thanksgiving episode. Better puns that way.
* The boys are thankful. The world is Pat's oyster and he'll take a baker's dozen.
* As kids, Joe rented this based on the trailer where Walken says, "I'll kill your first born child" like a Southern black woman, while Pat had to sneak watch it at 3 AM, ear pressed to the TV and hoping to see nudity.
* What does "it's all Greek to me" mean?
* Joe's joke about a meditation center being "a center that you can go to get centered" bombs with Pat and the lady he drove past one with.
* They see the worst actor in film history. Rewind it.
* The filmography of writer/director Gregory Widen.
* Eric Stoltz has a similar quality as Jim (Pinkstone?).
* Any time a date from Back to the Future comes up, he gets mentioned. Bob Gale says we will never see the Stoltz cut.
* Fred Savage doing good, directing and appearing in The Grinder with Mary Elizabeth Ellis.
* Joe's dream drinking situation: being between Virginia Madsen and Michael Madsen.
* Pat dressed up like Michael Madsen for the Gilmore Guys Tarantino themed podcast at UCB Theater.
* Dueling Michael Madsen impressions, neither are impressed.
* Joe's mom lit up seeing Bania on the Curb Your Enthusiasm Seinfeld episode. Seinfeld was great and influential.
* Praise for Peepshow.
* Walken looks like a beautiful geisha.
* Coked up Al Pacino impressions. Joe saw him in the streets of NYC wearing a wool sportcoat and bandana on a 100 degree day.
* Pat tells a story of Wilco wanting to meet Christopher Walken when they were on Conan. "Confidence is very important" - Walken to Wilco and insists the drummer in the band gets the girls.
* Joe saw Jeff Goldblum at Carson Daly, he overheard him mention a "tolerable Western" as he passed by.
* Pat got his family tickets to Conan when they visited New York City, the guests were Carson Daly, a pro surfer, and D12. The previous night was Bruce Willis and Bruce Springsteen.
* A girl in mom jeans. Is he gonna kiss her?
* Pat saw Spotlight, fantastic movie. Our Fathers is another great one along the same line.
* Pat also saw Brooklyn, it's his favorite of the year.
* Pat would like to change a line in the podcast episode description they wrote, but can't remember which one.
* Tag lines for Green Inferno: Welcome To The Painforest. Some Rainforests Shouldn't Be Saved.
* Joe says Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead is a good Tarantino ripoff and imitates Walken's line about cock in an Irish accent.
* Pat's going to see the fourth Hunger Games despite being bored by the other three.
* The boys' memories of seeing various casts of Glengarry Glen Ross.
* Christopher Lloyd and Michael J. Fox appear on Jimmy Kimmel.
* The new Star Wars is a tough ticket to get, Joe bet Keith Robinson $500 it'll outgross The Avengers 2.
* Pat saw the funniest man alive, Eddie Pepitone, at UnCabaret
	+ Joe tells a great Pepitone joke about his grandmother.
	+ His joke about Waze destroys and sings a song about his brother that Pat cries laughing at.
	+ Eddie complimented Joe and he appeared in an episode of Two Broke Girls that Pat wrote.
	+ Andy Dick was also at UnCabaret, doing a sober set about turning down roles, it's dark.
	+ Julia Sweeney was also there, whose Pat character got young Pat Walsh some childhood insults. It did stop people from calling him Brenda Walsh. Did Brendon Walsh deal with the same thing?
	+ Brendon made a fake Twitter profile of a friend and tricks Joe into going to the mall.
* There were as many indie movies during the 90s as there were blockbusters, due to Tarantino.
* Did Michael Keaton win Best Actor for Birdman? No, it was Eddie Redmayne. Pat lost his Oscar pool due to him winning!
* Thoughts on the Jupiter Ascending cast (Redmayne, Channing Tatum, Mila Kunis).
* This dialogue sings!
* Joe's checking the time since he has to pick up Pinkstone at the airport. He loves Pat.
* Pat guilt tripped about not drinking at Thanksgiving.
* The boys ate with Jaime Lee and Karen Kilgariff at Malo, where Joe said there was a dad inappropriately massaging his daughter's back. They thought he was crazy until turning around and seeing it.
* Pat asks why there is not a 'Rocky Balboa' style version of The Karate Kid? Joe pitched a show to Ralph Macchio where Joe and Robert Kelly are agents who exploit actors who aren't working, that featured a rich William Zabka hiring Macchio to appear at his mansion just to beat him up and putting him in traction.
* Joe was supposed to audition for the movie Beginners and did audition for the Zach Galifianakis role in Bored to Death. He's also reading for the Launchpad McQuack role in the new DuckTales (make it real!).
* Why does God not help out the way Devil does?
* The Constantine movie is great. It's when Reeves became cool.
* Joe met Justin Long, hard not to have a man crush on that guy.
* Simon Helberg did the best Nicolas Cage impersonation on Conan.
* Joe loves hanging at Jay's Bar. Pat would take a lady to Good Luck.
* "When you are having sex with a girl, do you refer to your member as your prick or your hog?" - Joe.
* "I'm gonna explooooode!" - guy with jazz hands climaxing.
* "Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe is fucking meeeeee!" And we're at the credits...