Sports in Need of Speed

Based on the Dog House Kiddie Ride, Snoopy has turned his Doghouse into a Dog-Mobile!

## Transformation

* *[Snoopy arrives to his Home from the bus]*

* **Elmo:** Ready. *[banner comes down which says "SURPRISE" on it. Balloons and confetti fall]*
* **Snoopy:** Huh? What did you do with my Doghouse?
* **Linus:** Surprise, Snoopy. Your Doghouse is now on the road!
* **Snoopy:** Does that mean I get to sleep here?
* **Linus:** No, You still have your good old Doghouse.
* **Snoopy:** Oh.
* **Elmo:** You get a brand-new road-runner! The new Dog-Mobile.
* **Snoopy:** Yeah! All right!
* **Elmo:** Girls will want you. *[Lucy, Sally and Peppermint faint]* Boys will want to be you. *[Charlie and Schroeder sigh]* You'll be the envy of your friends. *[Snoopy gasps]*
* **Snoopy:** Isn't this great? I got a Dog-Mobile.
* **Charlie Brown:** I'm so happy for you... *["Linus and Lucy" horn blows in his face]* Whoa!
* **Snoopy:** The horn works. This is the greatest day ever, Charlie Brown.
* **Charlie Brown:** Right, Snoopy. I can't think of one thing that would make this day better. Except maybe winning a Baseball game.

## The Next Morning

* *[The Next Morning where Peppermint Patty is leaving home to go to work when the Dog-Mobile's horn honks]*
* **Snoopy:** Hey, Pep. Need a ride to work?
* **Peppermint Patty:** Thanks, Snoopy, *[tries to take a step but falls down in the process. Scene cuts to Peppermint Patty at the Patty Cafe]*
* **Peppermint Patty:** Thanks for the ride.
* **Snoopy:** No problem, Pep. You can give me rides again.
* **Grover:** Pep, you're manning the drive-thru.
* **Peppermint Patty:** When did we get a drive-thru?
* **Big Bird:** I realized there's a lot of young people on the go these days. They don't have time to sit down and eat. They're too busy out on the open road living their dreams.
* **Peppermint Patty:** I used to have a dream.
* **Grover:** Yeah? I used to have a kidney stone. Everything passes eventually.
* **Big Bird:** Now stop dreaming and work for a living. *[scene cuts to Snoopy driving]*
* **Snoopy:** *[Laughing]* Boy, driving is so easy. Oh! *[drives over to Charlie Brown and Linus]*
* **Charlie Brown:** Snoopy!
* **Snoopy:** Hi, Linus. Hi, Charlie. You want a Ride?
* **Linus:** Yes! Come on, Charlie Brown!
* **Charlie Brown:** Good Grief.

## Fight on the Road

* *[Shows a Montage of Snoopy riding on top of his Dog-Mobile. It stops at a stop sign and looks both ways before starting to drive again. Then drives around with his left arm out making a signal. The Dog-Mobile drives over a big hill in the road. The Dog-Mobile jumps off a ramp through a ring of fire. Violet is walking across the course but Snoopy stops the boat and helps her walk across. He gets back in the mobile.]*

* **Snoopy:** I Love my car! *[Crazy-Legs Crane Arrives]*
* **Crazy-Legs Crane:** Me Too! I know that you're...a airplane flyer! I never thought I'd have to use this pepper spray! *[takes it out. He sprays, but the nozzle's pointed the wrong way and it gets in his eyes and he screams in pain]* Somebody help me! Somebody help me! *[Falls off the Mobile]*
* **Snoopy:** Sorry Bird, but this Dog-Mobile doesn't Belong to you. *[we see Crazy-Legs Crane supposedly running next to the car, but he's actually flying. Snoopy speeds up faster and loses him]*
* **Crazy-Legs Crane:** Give me back the Car! *[Crazy-Legs finally catches up to him, but Snoopy skids and swerves to get him off but he's not budging]* You'd better stop this car! *[Snoopy slams the brake and Crazy-Legs falls to the ground. He's still hanging on and running]* I'm… not… letting… go! Nothing will stop me! Not even… *[gasps. The Fire-Breathing Dragonfly Arrives]* Not the Dragonfly! *[so, The Dragonfly blows a flame but Crazy-Legs has a shield]* I'm… not… letting… go… not even for… *[gasps, when he sees Brutus the Bobcat]* Bad Kitty?! *[so Snoopy chokes Brutus Mortally.]*
* **Snoopy:** WHY YOU LITTLE?! *[Snoopy throws Brutus off the Car. They then approach Barbie Sailor Moon in a Bikini surfing on a floating surfboard]* OMG! Oh, no!
* **Barbie Sailor Moon:** ♪I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world. Life in plastic, it's fantastic! You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.♪ *[Crazy-Legs and Snoopy Scream]*
* **Snoopy:** Looks like that got rid of them. Now for some tunes. *[The Pink Panther Theme Plays]*
* **Linus:** That's Right, The Pink Panther is Driving the Dog-Mobile.
* **Bully #1:** This is what you get for our cat.*[They get into a giant brawl and the car goes out of control. The other two Bullies driving motorcycles are following him]*
* **Crazy-Legs Crane:** I'd never let you have this Mobile! Not even if you were Immortal! *[Crazy-Legs blows a rasps at them.]*

* **Bully #2:** We're gonna straighten you out!
* **Bully #3:** This'll fix ya! *[He Shoots out a ball full of tacs]* Now let's get that one.
* **Crazy-Legs Crane:** Look out! *[The Dog-Mobile Avoids the Tacs, Causing Bully #2 and #3 to ruin their motorcycle tires.]* Splendid! Wonderful! *[sign that reads finish line is just ahead]* There's the finish line. It's unbelievable. You've shown the most spectacular improvement of any racer I've ever seen. What's your secret? A animal inside? *[he laughs as they stop by the finish line.]*

* **Snoopy:** I Won?
* **Crazy-Legs Crane:** Well, You Did It!
* *[At Home]*
* **Elmo:** I got you a welcome back gift, Snoopy. *[shows a Bone with a xylophone]*
* **Snoopy:** I Should Give this to Rerun.
* **Elmo:** That's All Folks!