DEAD RADIO

Hello again Kiddies, and welcome to my EERIE-EDITION 87 OF CREEPS CASTLE! I, CREEPS, am BOO-NING IN to a REVOLTING-RADIO-STATION this evening. listening to Classic bands like THE ROLLING BONES, HACK SABBATH, CREEP PURPLE, and OF CORPSE, THE ZOMBIES hee-hee-hee-hee-hee! But in between these bands, a man will end up making a GRAVE MISTAKE, when he tunes into a...

A man sat at a desk within a radio-station up, in New York City, one evening back in 1960. As a record on a record-player played "Peggy Sue" By Buddy Holly, the guy drank a cup of coffee. He then got up and walked out of the room. As he stood in within the hallway, another man approached him with a knife and stabbed him his back within the shadows. The man dropped his cup of coffee, causing it to smash, gasped for air and fell over dead. The other man with the knife smiled down at the corpse and said to it: "I'll be taking your job now, Karl".

Five years later, the man was sitting at Karl's old desk within the radio station one evening. He put a record on the record player and turned it on. The Beach Boys sang "I Get Around" on the record then, and the guy yawned. During the night, he walked out of the radio station, got into a red Chevy, and drove away. The guy turned on his car radio and there was static. "Hello there, Dean. It's me Karl. I know where you're driving at buddy!" a man's voice on the radio said to the man suddenly. "Karl, you're dead. You know my name. It's a practical joke" Dean replied, surprised. Karl's voice laughed and Dean turned off his car-radio. The radio turned back on and the voice of Karl laughed. Dean gasped surprised and turned it off again. Dean drove to an apartment-house. When he walked into the front room of the place, he saw a radio within the kitchen, on the kitchen-counter. Dean went into the kitchen and got a bottle of Jim Beam Whiskey out of his ice box. As he stood drinking it, the radio snapped on, and Karl's voice laughed on it.

Dean jerked in surprise and coughed. He rushed over to his radio on his countertop and shut it off then. Dean took a gulp of whiskey and heard his front door open and slam-shut suddenly. Heavy footsteps loudly were heard within his living-room, and he grabbed a meat-cleaver from within his knife-holder. He went into his living room and saw the living-dead zombie of Karl standing. He was also a skeleton, dressed in his red vest, sky-blue-collared-shirt, and black dress pants. The zombie had three rotten-yellow-teeth still within its rotting-mouth. Dean screamed, swinging his meat cleaver at the zombie of Karl, cutting off his zombified-skull. Karl's zombified-skull laughed and Dean screamed at the headless-skeleton clutching his neck with its boney-fingers. Dean dropped his bottle of Jim Beam Whiskey, causing it to smash. The headless-skeleton of Karl strangled Dean. Dean gasped and slumped over dead to the floor. The following night, the zombified-skeleton of Karl was sitting at his old desk within the radio station. His rotting-skull was back on his rotting-skeleton. As a record on the record-player played "Stand By Me" By Ben E. King, the zombie of Karl drank coffee out of the top of a human-skull that had corks within its eye-sockets, nose-hole and mouth. "Boy, you sure do make a good cup of coffee, Dean" the skeletal-zombie of Karl said to the skull, holding it in his skeletal-hand.

Well, that "CUP" OF COFFEE is loaded with CAFF-DEAN I mean CAFFEINE kiddies ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Dean has quite the SKULL for COFFEE-BOO-ING. Too bad it went to his HEAD! Even though Karl ended up having a DEAD END JOB, he had SKELETONS OF FUN heh-heh-heh-heh. He got his SLIME-SLOT back for THE HACK BENNY SHOW of his hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!