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Izradine Luticia Hlerp

**Izradine Luticia Hlerp** is a famous Icelandic author responsible for such masterpieces as "Interstellar Marines: The Sun is Objectively Racist" and "Ladders, Crude Oil, and the Homosexual". They may be a member of the Intellectual Gaming Community.

Some may mistaken the artwork as shown on GDELB, as an art from Crude Penguin's.
Lewis

Lewis as he appears in The Haunting of Bly Manor

> "I. Had. To beat. That. Game."
> - GC Vasquez, applying Lewis' teachings, EFAP 250
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**Lewis** is a gamer who has spent his life ensuring that others finish the video games they play

## Physical Appearance

Lewis is a person of shadow, perpetually bathed in silhouette with blank glowing eyes. Whether he had this appearance as a child or developed it into adulthood is unknown

## History

### Childhood

Lewis and his uncle were completionists who derived immeasurable joy from 100%ing video games, and so he dedicated his childhood to making sure friends of his completed the games they play to experience that same joy, much to the chagrin of his childhood friend GC Vasquez. This was elaborated upon in Part 1 of EFAP 250

### Alliance with Superman

> "Oh my god, Superman's there with Lewis"
> - Martian Manhunter
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Lewis was briefly mentioned in the CW's *Crisis on Infinite Earths*, where he rendezvoused offscreen with Superman

### Harassment of Men

Lewis turned his sights towards preventing the harassment of women in gaming, and so collaborated with fellow Shadow People to harass men in the white void gaming chamber to show them that harassment is bad, as seen in Part 3 of EFAP 250

## Quotes

* "Chat are doing their thing again, with Lewis, right, changing the name of things. The one that just stood out to me for a second was 'Lewis Party 7'" - MauLer
* "I think we need to hear Lewis' side of the story" - Shadiversity
* "Sorry, I wanna finally ask, who the fuck is Lewis?" - JohnCJG
* "In all of our hearts, Lew *is*. Thank you for watching" - Indigo Gaming
Long Man Bad

> "Long man bad!"
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> - ChaseFace, EFAP #22
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**Long Man Bad** is a mantra representing the philosophy that opposes long-form media analysis on the basis that it is long.

## Conceptualization

Jack Saint put forward the idea that long critique is not deep critique in his video "Long Critique Is Not Deep Critique." It should be noted that he is not of the belief that long critique is inherently bad, citing long critiques that he finds to be good, though many of his critiques of MauLer's content boiled down to its length, and he ended his video by stating that he doesn't know if content as long as MauLer's is even capable of being deep, and that he hasn't seen any long content that has proven otherwise. Throughout their response to Saint's video, the EFAP boys summarized many of Jack's criticisms with the phrase "Long Man Bad!"
The GAY

**The Gay** is a powerful and mysterious force that permeates the Universe, similar to the Schwartz. It can manifest itself as both **Positive Gay** and **Negative Gay**.

Person with the big Gay can increase their power and use this force to protect themselves from harm, like falling of a building wont kill person with the Gay

Only one person can be Master of The Gay, and is usually referred to as the **Apex Homosexual**, with all others being his Gay subjects, the Entry-Level Homosexuals.

## Trivia

* Only gays wear capes
* Metal versus Raggus is the Battle of the Gays
* The dinosaurs in Jurassic Park were made gay through the use of frog DNA
* The word "duel" is a homophobic word, as a bed is able to dual-wield gay men
* Gay Rape Day World is an unknown dimension known only by its name
Nando v Movies

> "How am I not one of their enemies yet? They complained about my Joker video. What do I need to do to gain their hatred?"
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**Nando v Movies**, or **Nando** for short, is a YouTuber and video essayist. He often describes tweaks he would make to existing movies in order to improve their existing stories. He doesn't blink, just stares in your soul.

## History

### **Joker War**

The gang looked at Nando's Joker video "**Joker's Missing Character**" with JLongbone and ThatStarWarsGirl. It wasn't very good.

The sets and acting were great but the script was shallow, as it raises issues like mental health and corruption but doesn't do anything with them. Arthur's beliefs aren't challenged or dwelled on - Murray challenges him but is immediately killed for it. Everyone else is cartoonishly awful, because the teenagers beat him up, the underpaid therapist is blunt to him, the random woman on the bus doesn't want him talking to her son, Wayne punches him for putting his fingers in his son's mouth, and Murray makes fun of someone that clearly has mental health issues. The movie needed to make his relationship with Sophie real to have someone not awful challenge his beliefs. especially since it was wrong to make a person of color a hallucination in the first place. He could use his clown talents to woo her, then take her on a date to the comedy club, where he's a regular and has friends. Sophie would use her single mother knowledge to tell Arthur to let go of Thomas Wayne, but he won't listen. It is of course impossible that Murray could have gotten his hands on a tape of a comedian performing, since "I don't think viral videos were a thing in the early eighties," and it would be more realistic if Sophie sent in the tape of him bombing to help his career, and he gets mad at her for it. She leaves, then gets back with the man who blew up on her after one date because he said sorry, and helps him make new material. He writes jokes about killing Thomas Wayne, which spooks Sophie, and the two have an argument that leads to Arthur learning that while he may be jobless, severely neurogically scarred by a lifetime of abuse, and regularly the victim of violence, Sophie is *truly* marginalized because she is a single mom, and black, so Arthur can stop thinking he's a victim. According to Nando, *Joker* as it stands is a story about how giving mentally ill people guns will make them murderers (ignoring that Arthur first used the gun in self-defense), and it should have had a scene where Arthur chooses whether to confess to his crimes or take the chance Murray gives him for a better career. He wasn't suggesting that Arthur lie to the police, but he could lie to the police to get away with his murders.

He also plugged his podcast, *Mostly Nitpicking*.

## Other Videos

According to Jay, Nando's other videos are actually good.
John Adams

> “This will not come to fruition during our lifetimes George, but I promise you, one day it will be true”
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**John Adams**was a prophet and one of the Founding Fathers of the United States. By seeing the future, he was able to add the right to like The Last Jedi into the Constitution.

## History

Adams was born October 30, 1735 to an influential and devout Puritan family. He studied hard throughout his youth and became a lawyer, and saw himself opposing various taxes and acts placed upon the American colonies by the British Parliament, though he also defended Britain against some accusations. He became greatly involved with the American Revolution, which secured America's independence from Great Britain. He was elected as the first Vice President of the United States under President George Washington, after which he was elected the second President of the United States, the only president to be a member of the Federalist Party. Controversial decisions made during his presidency led to him serving only one term, losing re-election to Thomas Jefferson. After his political career, he reconnected with Thomas Jefferson, with whom he exchanged several letters in his final years.

### Contributions to the Constitution

It was revealed in EFAP 29 that in addition to his other major political contributions he made during America's formative years, John Adams also secretly added into the American Constitution that all men have the right to like *Star Wars: The Last Jedi*. Of course, since the *Star Wars* films did not exist at the time, John Adams must have been able to tell the future, confirming him to be a spider.

## References

1. ↑ EFAP #29 - RE: Star Wars: The Fandom Menace - Ft. Geeks&Gamers and WorldClassBullshitters
Ewok

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This page is about the species from *Star Wars*. You may be looking for Black people.

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## EFAP Information

### Latest Appearance

The Rise of Skywalker

**Ewoks** are a species in the *Star Wars* films, native to the forest moon of Endor. They first appeared in *Return of the Jedi*, and had a cameo in *The Rise of Skywalker*.

## History

### PreFAP

The Ewoks first appeared in *Return of the Jedi*, where their home of Endor is used by the Empire to house the shield generator for the in-construction second Death Star. When the Rebel Alliance sends a team to destroy the shield generator, Leia is separated from them and befriends an Ewok named Wicket, and later Luke, Han, Chewbacca, R2-D2, and C-3PO are kidnapped by the other Ewoks. They are convinced that Threepio is a god and worship him, and Threepio convinces them to help the Rebellion, leading to the Rebellion destroying the shield generator so the Rebel Fleet can destroy the second Death Star. The Ewoks then celebrate with the heroes at the end of the film.

The Ewoks are seen at the end of *The Rise of Skywalker* watching the destruction of The Empire 2 Electric Boogaloo.

### Conflation with Black People

In Quinton Reviews' *Rise of Skywalker* review, he accused the filmmakers of giving in to racism by not giving Rose Tico more screentime, and went on to claim that every scene that contained Zorii Bliss should have been a scene with Rose. When talking about the character of Jannah, in addition to stating that her scenes should have been scenes with Rose, he also criticizes the film for having Jannah and her company in the film when they should have been Ewoks instead. The cast of EFAP were shocked that Quinton, who had previously called out the film for sidelining Asian representation in favor of other less diverse characters, would suggest that a black actress have her screentime reduced in favor of Ewoks, as if he considered Ewoks and black people interchangeable.

This conflation was immortalized in the greeting "Hello All My Ewoks."
Episode 93

### Title

EFAP #93 - Is The Lord of the Rings trilogy bad? With Armoured Skeptic, Weekend Warrior and SmilerAl

### Guests

Armoured Skeptic
 Weekend Warrior
 SmilerAI

### Next Episode

Episode 94

**EFAP #93** is the ninety-third episode of the Every Frame A Pause podcast.

## Important Events

* America's birthday.
* Debut of Armoured Skeptic.
* First meeting of Weekend Warrior and Armoured Skeptic (whether Weekend's microphone wanted it to happen or not)

## Plot

After various scheduletisms, Armoured Skeptic finally joins the boys for some 'FAPping, and together they take a look at a video by one Cinematic Venom, who claims that the Lord of the Rings trilogy is awful, citing plot events that happen "for no reason!" and Sam and Frodo's overwhelming gayness. MauLer, Rags, Al, Weekend and Skeptic must fight to defend not only the trilogy, but the gays as well.

In June 2021, Cinematic Venom released a second review of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, appearing to have completely altered his opinions. While EFAP's influence on this is a matter of opinion, Venom's original take is no longer available.
Farm

> "I was bred to be a warrior, Kal. Trained my entire life, to master my senses. Where did you train, ON A FARM?"
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> Kent Farm, in Smallville, KA
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A **farm** is an area of land that is devoted primarily to agricultural processes with the primary objective of producing food and other crops; it is the basic facility in food production. Lesser known but equally as important is its role as a training facility.

## History

### PreFAP

Farming originated independently in different parts of the world, as hunter-gatherer societies transitioned to food production rather than food capture. The world's first historically verifiable transition from hunter-gatherer to settled, agricultural societies is called the Neolithic Revolution, and first began near the beginning of the geological epoch of the Holocene around 12,000 years ago with the domestication of livestock in the Fertile Crescent in western Asia, soon to be followed by the cultivation of crops. Farming spread from the Middle East to Europe and by 4,000 BC people that lived in the central part of Europe were using oxen to pull plows and wagons. Subsequent step-changes in human farming practices were provoked by the British Agricultural Revolution in the 18th century, and the Green Revolution of the second half of the 20th century. Modern units tend to specialize in the crops or livestock best suited to the region, with their finished products being sold for the retail market or for further processing, with farm products being traded around the world.

### Mankind is Introduced to the Superman

In 1980, a newborn Kal-El was sent to Earth when his home planet of Krypton was destroyed. Luckily, he landed on a farm, which served as an optimal training facility as he grew up to become the man known as Superman. His upbringing on the Kent Farm allowed him to defeat the invading forces of General Zod, who grossly underestimated a farm's potential for training.

## See Also

* Wakanda
* Jakku
The Middle

The **Middle** is the key to maximum enjoyment of storytelling, according to one Allen.

## History

### Flow

Hungarian psychologist Me High Cheek Sent Me High coined the idea of flow state in 1975, describing a state of mind where somebody becomes completely absorbed by an activity to the point of ignoring other things.

### Allen

Intellectual man of the ~~theater~~ theatre Allen put forth the idea that people in older times needed constant engagement and a climactic ending from their stories in order to justify spending the time to watch them, and argued that the ability to record TV and movies left people wanting a constant state of Middle, so that they can experience the story forever, rather than wanting it to end.

### The Baddening of *Game of Thrones*

On EFAP 46, Wisecrack used Allen's idea of the Middle to explain why the ending of *Game of Thrones* sucked, on the grounds that a satisfying ending would be impossible since no ending could live up to constant Middle. This made more sense to Wisecrack than that the ending might have just been bad.
Looper

## the real reason nick fury didn’t page captain marvel sooner

captain marvel is like kim possible of MCU, because you can reach her by calling her

kevin fiegy two explanations: There was no genuine emergency from furys point of view (aliens invading Manhattan, who cares its just one city, killer robot threatening the world with total domination, whatever Tony stark can handle it) Samuel L Jackson thinks too that this is treat big enough to need her presence and second one is “harrier”, as we don’t ever now if he has pushed it before, he might have

thinks it beauty of creative writing that the answer can be answered later

don’t think they didn’t have to answer and it wouldn’t fit in the movie time-span

video was okay, just clickbaity and didn’t offer much of anything

## Trivia

* we never saw nick fury be eaten by a shark, but he could have been
Episode 81

### Title

EFAP #81 - Chatting about DOOM Eternal, Mando, Puzzle Games and more w/ Crymor and Thought Theatre

### Guests

CryMor Gaming
 Thought Theater
 Jay Exci
 DasBoSchitt
 Theo
 Glib

### Videos Featured

Thought Theater
CryMor Gaming

### Next Episode

Episode 82

**EFAP #81** is the eighty-first episode of the Every Frame A Pause podcast.

## Important Events

* Debut of CryMor Gaming and Thought Theatre as guests on the podcast.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12192402/?ref\_=ttep\_ep2
Episode 83

### Title

EFAP #83 - The Joker's Cinema Wins/Sins - Double Feature - with HeelvsBabyFace and Critical Drinker

### Guests

HeelvsBabyface
 The Critical Drinker
Jay Exci
SmilerAI

### Videos Featured

CinemaSins
CinemaWins

### Next Episode

Episode 84

**EFAP #83** is the eighty-third episode of the Every Frame A Pause podcast.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12223420/?ref\_=ttep\_ep4
Sargon of Akkad

> "Yeah but *every* individual is better than government."
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> "... What about Hitler?"
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> "Yeah. Yeah. Hitler on his own was better than Hitler being in government."
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> - Sargon and MauLer, Sitch & Adam Show #123
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**Sargon of Akkad** is a YouTuber who primarily makes content about politics. He is secretly in every single of EFAP, but remains silent in all but a few of them.

His very presence has been known to crash streams and delete them from history altogether. Thankfully, he has subdued this effect.

## Trivia

* Was booted off of Patreon for sitting in on an Anita Sarkeesian panel and getting berated by her
* also he is bit anti-political correctness and pro free speech
* a rule is a weird law, much like how an olive is a weird grape
* bathwater drank is herpes earned
* horses aren't real
Salacious Crumb

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> Rags (roommate)
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> "Uda! Oooooh AHha-haha-hahaha!"
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**Salacious B Crumb** is a former movie star who portrayed himself in *Return of the Jedi*. He currently resides with Rags

## History

> "Let's watch this new *Star Wars* show that came out"
> - Salacious Crumb, being his unmistakable self
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Crumb rose to fame in 1983 when he appeared as himself in *Return of the Jedi*, which he described as being biographical. Some time later, he was found on the side of the road by Rags, who nursed him back to health. The two formed an uneasy friendship, which Rags describes as neither fraternal nor sexual, and started a tradition of watching the *Star Wars* films and series together as they released, the only media Crumb was willing to watch.

## Powers and Abilities

* **Objective Judge of Quality** - Salacious Crumb's laughter is triggered, possibly involuntarily, by other people's suffering. This has proven to be somewhat clairvoyant, as seen when Crumb spent the duration of *The Force Awakens* cackling despite general audiences enjoying it, seemingly aware that the film's reputation would sour over the years. This makes Salacious Crumb's laughter a dependable metric for a film's quality, better than even the best of film critics
* **Nocturnality** - Crumb is nocturnal, and his shadow often haunts Rags' house at night

## Quotes

* "Here's the thing, I found out why his last name is Crumb. He is a crummy guy" - Rags. EFAP 219
Phred the Cosmic Chicken

**Phred the Cosmic Chicken** is the Creator of the Universe, having laid the Cosmic Egg from which the Universe was created in an event known as "The Big Bang."

## Appearance

Phred is a giant chicken, so big She can use an entire moon as Her nest. Phred is often seen with the cosmos in Her eyes.

## Personality

Phred is a neutral being, typically choosing not to intervene in the affairs of mortals. However, She chooses to actively intervene when Goliath threatens the Universe, suggesting that She takes some issue with pure Evil.

Phred also had an unknown connection to Dadald, having created Tonald with him. The exact reason for this is unknown.

Phred has also been known to occasionally bring death to those who don’t like *The Lord of the Rings*, inciting the closest person to the guilty party to kill them, or triggering them to explode.

Phred also places some importance on prayer beads, and won’t answer if you don’t have the correct prayer beads. This is why She hasn't ever answered to Cynic Snacks.

## History

In the Beginning, there was Phred, who laid the Cosmic Egg from which the Universe was born. While the Universe was still primordial ooze, Phred and Dadald instilled within it the spark of life that created Tonald, who emerged in a cave. Tonald's creation may have set the rest of the Universe in motion.

Some believe that the Cosmic Egg laid by the Cosmic Chicken did not birth the Universe itself, but birthed God, who then created the Universe.

At some point, Goliath, then known simply as "The," came into being. Goliath, a being of pure Evil, made an enemy of Phred, and the two have periodically waged battle for the fate of the Universe, which can often be heard echoing throughout the Philippines.

## Trivia

* Due to Her power level, her progeny Tonald has the power to almost kill Goliath.
* She might be the strongest being in the Universe.
* The event of the Big Bang was a inside job orchestrated by George W Bush, who died in the event for our sins. He did it so that Kyle Ben could drink Rhino Milk with Bilbo Baggins.
* Some say that "cornstarch girl" gave birth to the Cosmic Chicken, but this is debatable and widely believed to be false.
* Some refer to the Cosmic Chicken as "Orp-Mother", as Phred is believed to be the original Orphan.
* Wolf can’t doubt Cosmic Chicken's word.
The Poop Dimension

The entire known Universe, which is currently contained within The Poop Dimension

### Location

Outside the known Universe (formerly)
Conterminous with the known Universe (currently)

### Inhabitants

Everybody

> "We live in The Poop Dimension"
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**The Poop Dimension** was a dimension entirely comprised of fecal matter. Our reality was discovered to have been transported into The Poop Dimension shorty after the release of *Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker*.

In The Poop Dimension, you have to play *Fortnite* to understand the newest *Star* *Wars* movie.

## History

> "We've been there for a couple of hours at least."
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### Hypothesis

The Poop Dimension was first hypothesized to exist on EFAP Order 66 when it was brought up that according to J K Rowling, it is canon that wizards and witches in the Wizarding World of *Harry Potter* used to defecate themselves and then magic the feces away, prompting Rags to ask where all the poop goes, and more importantly, if people can be sent to this Poop Dimension. Rags connected the concept of poop to *The Rise of Skywalker*, and Jay proposed that we, the viewers, have been sent to The Poop Dimension. Critical Drinker proposed that *The Rise of Skywalker* sent us to The Poop Dimension upon its release, but Jay countered that we have been living in it for some time, and it was only the release of *The Rise of Skywalker* that made us aware of it. Whether or not the release of consistently bad, legacy-destroying films in previously-beloved franchises is what sent us to The Poop Dimension or is simply a result of our being sent there is still unknown.

## Geography

The Poop Dimension contains poop deserts with poop cacti, as well as its own poop oceans, through which people are made to ride in rollercoasters while playing *The Last of Us Part II*. It was accessible via certain toilets, which could be used by humans to transport their poop children there. Careful ears could hear them say "I'm going home!" as they flushed.

Trungo's can be accessed at the edge of the known Poop Dimension. It is the only area safe from the poop.

## Trivia

* Lord Voldemort was sent to The Poop Dimension after his defeat at the hands of Harry Potter
* Creatures from Poop Dimension have no rights in our world
Zebra

**Zebras** are African equines with distinctive black-and-white striped coats. They are vessels of moral purity, and saving one's life can bring out the virtuous side of even a child murderer.

## History

### PreFAP

Zebras, horses, and donkeys comprise the genus *Equus*, which originated in North America approximately 4.07 million years ago. Equines (sans horses) entered Eurasia around 3 million years ago, and zebras split from donkeys 2.8 million years ago. Zebras entered Africa around 2.3 million years ago, from which it diverged into three extant species as well as some that are now extinct.

Zebras are well-known for their black and white stripes, and have been prominent in African art for millennia, influencing African culture and religion. They are popular in art outside of Africa as well, being described as the most photogenic animal.

### *The Last of Us Part II*

The full extent of a zebra's moral purity was made fully known in *The Last of Us Part II*, when Abby's father, best known for attempting to kill a fourteen-year-old girl for the slim possibility of producing a cure for infectious spores, showed a more virtuous side of himself when he saved a zebra from a trap in a flashback.

Abby's father also turned from black to white between games. Whether this had anything to do with zebras, which are black and white, is unknown.

## Relationship with Morality

Zebras are recognized as being morally good. To kill a zebra without good reason is a sign of evil, and evil beings like the omnicidal J03L have been known to target them with extreme prejudice. To rescue a zebra from death is a morally virtuous act, though Abby's father has proven that one can still be capable of evil deeds like murdering a child. His saving of the zebra then seemed not to absolve him of his sins entirely, but still convinced his peers, many video essayists, and even the victim herself that his actions were virtuous, under the false belief that a rescuer of zebras could do no wrong. While helping a zebra does help to cleanse one's soul, it does not do so completely, and the increase in moral virtue granted by saving a zebra may even have given Abby's father himself an unwarranted sense of self-righteousness that helped him to rationalize his crimes.
Kyle Ben

> "Play Kyle's Theme!"
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**Kyle Ben** is a man who fills a similar role to Kylo Ren, but has a drastically different personality. Replaces Kylo after Snoke realizes Kylo Ren can't do it, resulting him to use despaired measures

Other names include "Kyle Skylwaker", “Kyle Shapiro”, ”Kyle Affleck” and “Kyle McFarland”

## Appearance

> "Michael Cera is the red Prius of actors"
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Kyle Ben looks like Michael Cera, and would presumably be played by him in a movie. His hairstyle alternates between looking like Michael Cera's and looking like Adam Driver's (though the latter may be a wig). Doesn't have very intimidating face. On occasion, he will take on a Thanos-esque appearance, with purple skin, striations on his chin, and sometime even a much more muscular build by eating some weird grapes. One time he was also a thanos car, car with Michael cera face and thanos colors.
Episode 78

### Title

EFAP #78 - RE: "Why I loved Rise of Skywalker" - "It made me appreciate TLJ more" w/ WW, JLB and Jay

### Guests

Weekend Warrior
 JLongbone
 Jay Exci

### Videos Featured

HelloGreedo
Thought Theater

### Next Episode

Episode 79

**EFAP #78** is the seventy-eighth episode of the Every Frame A Pause podcast.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12063740/?ref\_=ttep\_ep16
Episode 88

## Episode 88

### Title

EFAP #88 - Is "Attack of the clones" badly written? with Anomaly inc and Theo

### Guests

Anomaly Inc.
 Theo

### Next Episode

Episode 89

**EFAP #88** is the eighty-eighth episode of the Every Frame A Pause podcast.

## Important Events

First appearance of Chris Stuckmann

Return of Anomaly Inc

Attack of the Clones segment of the as-yet unfinished Prequel Arc

Birth of Mace Dooku

## References

1. ↑ https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12451640/?ref\_=ttep\_ep9
Good Rat

**Good Rat**is a theoretical artistic ideal. What exactly constitutes good rat may never be known, but many art

pieces have been conclusively determined to be good rat.

## Postulation

The idea of good rat was first put forward by BrownTable, who put the question on screen in his video "What makes good art/film?" which was covered on EFAP #48.

## Species

In addition to an artistic ideal, Good Rats are also a species of rodent. They are almost identical if not identical to rats, with the added qualifier that in addition to being rats they are also good.
Sword-Like Weapon

The original sword-like weapon, a stick

> "She used a staff, which is a very similar weapon for years on Jakku to defend herself, so when you're given another Sword-Like Weapon, all Rey did was basically translate her skills and kind of applied her previous skills with the staff to the lightsaber"
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A **Sword-Like Weapon** is any type of weapon that can be compared to a sword, particularly when in the hands of a scavenger from Jakku. This can range anywhere from a staff to literally anything else at all.

## History

### Appearance in *The Force Awakens*

Rey's main weapon in The Force Awakens was the archetypical Sword-Like Weapon, her own staff that she used as a scavenger on Jakku. Shadiversity pointed out that Rey actually uses the staff less like a sword than somebody would in actual staff combat. This allowed her to effortlessly use a lightsaber and defeat Kylo Ren in a sword-fight, literally with her eyes closed at one point, something Finn was unable to do. She later used the same Sword-Like Weapon in *The Last Jedi* to take on several trained swordsmen who were responsible for protecting the most powerful being in the galaxy.

Rey's background as a scavenger on Jakku may grant her special mastery of Sword-Like Weapons.

### Conceptualization

Frame By Frame first put forth the idea of a Sword-Like Weapon in EFAP 50, to explain how Rey was so skilled at wielding a lightsaber against trained opponents. This led Mauler and guests to come to the realization that the Millennium Falcon is also a Sword-Like Weapon, which was how Rey was able to fly it and how she was able to use Mind Trick, as her words are Sword-Like Weapon.

## Known Sword-Like Weapons

> "Why do we even have words? Everything is a Sword-Like Weapon."
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> - MauLer, EFAP 50
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* Pole arm
* Stick
* Glock
* Pile of papers
* The Millennium Falcon
* Rey's ass and words
* Chopsticks
* Laptop
* Plate
* Luke Skywalker's genitalia
* The N-Word
* Baseball Bat
* Garfish

## Trivia

* Eyes are not Sword-Like, as they are round, so closing them will improve your combat skills with actual Sword-Like Weapon.
WatchMojo

## Top 10 Worst Fan Service Moments in Movies

* 10 failed fanservice, some of these can be questioned if they were meant to be fansercvice
* 10 terminator genesis overload, copies scenes like replacing track with inferiors remixes, there shouldn't be T 1000 that looks like Asian has to be the original actor
* 9 transformers frenzy (pronounced as bahogie), says macheel bay mastered the fanservice, miniature deception instead of decepticon, there wouldn’t be boombox in 2007, (had to be real miniature deception to hide ad iphone)
* 8 deadpool xmen origins wolverine,
* 7 holy rusted metal batman batmadn forever
* 6Anakin creates c3po, phantom menance, universe seem small
* 5 damn dirty human & ending planet of the apes
* 4 birth of a name, solo, is this fanservice? might just be some weird prequel thing to show his origin, just wanted to show orgins that nobody cared to know, like why did han shot first, movie cleared the confusion around hans name
* 3role reversal, Star Trek into darkness, its prequal, so making kirk die is pointless as he cant die
* 2 arc of the covenant, kingdom of the crystal skull,
* 1all of the cameos, ghost busters, thinks the movie stops in the tracks when cameos come

## Rise of the Skywalker Trailer

desert ray stand in is like in the force awakens she stands in other deserts, very reminiscent, dessert is very traditional. desert and vehicles look similar to tatoiin, but might not be that desert

describe thing that’s happening, host might have the brain size of a acorn. list of peoples names on screen and making simple observations, like talking to blind people

characters are always in a desert, an extreme environment is a theme in the star-wars movies

hearing his voice in the trailer makes the two they wonder if Luke will appear in the film as a force ghost

there is lot of happening when rey jumps over tiefighter, she has had lot of practice

since the filming place is the same as rogue one, hey will return to to that place, even if it destroyed in that movie. thinks rey goes there to get the crystal to lightsaber, from place blown to dust

don’t think that planet endore would have oceans, even though it has forests

## Trivia

* jay called out the watchmojo for being clickbait and shitty and misleading with their “10 thing you missed in captain marvel movie” and was called out for saying that they don’t have ideas, even though he didn’t say that
* starwars rise of skywalker trailer, it was so boring that they thought up the goliath
Jo in Honey

Jo
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> "Help, I'm Jo and I'm in honey!"
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> - Jo, while in the honey
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**Jo** is **in honey**. He has been there for some time.

## History

> "I'm Jo! I love honey!"
> - Jo, before being in the honey
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Jo loved honey, as he was eager to proclaim. His love of honey led to an incident where he submerged himself in honey, to his misfortune.
Jo's status as being in honey was first made known in EFAP 76, when Wisecrack put that information onscreen during their Honey advertisement.

### Further Honey Submersions

It was revealed in Episode 4 of *Kenobi* that the Galactic Empire encased the corpses of slain Jedi in blocks of honey, preserving them indefinitely. Jo may be in one of these blocks.

## Trivia

* Honey coupons *even* work with Domino's

## Quotes

* "I'm Jo help me!"
* "Wulaughughaughuhaughulugh!"
Wumbodia

#### Dollar Meat Store

They sell meat for a dollar (most likely accomplished by killing pigeons and seagulls and swamp-rats and selling them as chicken and bacon).

Local owner is a eldritch monster that disguises itself as racist caricature of an Asian, as its alien mind can't tell the difference.

#### Randy's Perk Emporium

Randy the Goblin's store, where he sells various perks for measly price of gold ingots.

#### Professor Rags's Collage for the Nefariously Inclined

School for villain, where they are taught not to do stupid things, like giving victims last words or killing their henchmen for lolz.

Also has several online courses, which includes things like how to aim and shoot.

#### Temple of Tonald Loke

Ancient location, with obelisk that melts your face off if you looks at it. Russian Nazis can confirm this. Temples ancient scriptures were written by Al Habam and translated by Hassim.

#### Geiger Counter Bar

Bar that sells "Russian Mechanic", better know as "Chernobyl Surprise ", a cocktail that's just battery acid blasted with radiation, milk and vodka with the tide pod as a lemon in the glass. Patrons don't live long, but the bar is still up.

#### EFAP Grocery Store

Great big store that sells various EFAP trademark goods.
John

John (always)

> "Hi John!"
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> - John, superchatting to himself, attempting to supplant Rags
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**John** is Rags' replacement as guest and host of EFAP. He was set to permanently replace Rags and overtake his legacy at the beginning of EFAP 104, but was quickly re-replaced by Rags, and was forgotten so thoroughly that no record of his time on the podcast exists, though many members of Chat reference him and remember him fondly.

## Murder Plot Allegations

John has been accused of plotting to murder Rags, after it was revealed (via accidentally showing his credit card statement on stream) that he bought a Magnum Research Mark XIX Desert Eagle .50AE Pistol from Bass Pro Shop a day before he was meant to meet up with Rags in person. John ended up not meeting up with Rags in person after he told Rags that his mother is in the hospital and he will not be able to hang out.

## Quotes

"Hello my name is John"

"Hey guys I'm John"

"Another classic John moment!"

"You're right MauLer, John sure is like Rags but better"

"I did not know what an EFAP was before coming on today and thought it was a group masturbation. I apologize for my remarks about your genetalia."

## Trivia

* Rags has lost several videos due to John breaking into his house and eating his SSDs. Rags now backs up his videos on Google Drive, Adobe Cloud, and OneDrive to prevent such issues from happening in the future.
* John has been seen dressed as a ghost during time periods well outside of Halloween, leading fans to believe that he may be some sort of ghost furry.
Thanos

farms weird grapes that turn other people into him (propably the person that the heroes fight in the Endgame)

Thanos lives on planet titan on titaan moon of titan galaxy

in the endgame, thanos says the n-word and is defeated because Avengers went back in time and took away his N-word pass

list out the whole world population, asking peoples names one at the time “Johnsons, where’s johnsons?” thanos carries calculator with him to count people he killed, so that the snap will bee exactly half. if he kills more than half, then he will give the planet ioy, telling that the next babies are on him, will stop if the kills more, and then apologizes

if thanos wasn’t purple, then he would have been as lazy and gone looking the stones faster

## Trivia

* why didn’t thanos fly the egals to endor?
* like dracula, he manipulates from far castle
* thanos is x box kid, telling people to 1v1 him
* redskull states the obvious and thinks thanos should use reality stone to change his face as his ugly
* captain America can fight Thanos better since he is pumped full autism
* thanos is jewish as he is the star in captain marvels chest
* one of Thanoses minions is hellblade, who hates Gar oldman and tries to kill him with speak
* cat in marvel could be instrumental to killing thanos, as it can eat things like the tesseract
* Shrek is one of the last ogres as Thanos kills half of his kind
* he is a apex homo celestial
* people just assumed Thanos cut the 50%, nobody checked
* gave Vison a “fatal sex change”, if you trust NoBullshits word
Episode 86

### Title

EFAP #86 - The Rise of Skywalker's Wins/Sins with HackFraudMedia, Critical Drinker and Evan Monroe

### Guests

HackFraudMedia
 The Critical Drinker
 Evan Monroe
Shadiversity

### Videos Featured

CinemaWins
CinemaSins

### Next Episode

Episode 87

**EFAP #86** is the eighty-sixth episode of the Every Frame A Pause podcast.

## Important Events

* Another CinemaSins/CinemaWins double whammy.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12363888/?ref\_=ttep\_ep7
Jeb

Who's clapping now?

> *"Are you sure about that?"*
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**John Ellis Bush**, more commonly **Jeb Bush** **Bush** or simply **Jeb**, is an American politician who ran for President in the 2016 Presidential race.

## Background Lore

Jeb was born February 11, 1953, the second son of former President George H W Bush and former First Lady Barbara Bush, and a younger brother of former President George W Bush.

Jeb served as Governor of Florida from 1999-2007, and announced his presidential candidacy on June 15, 2015. He suspended his campaign on February 20, 2016, shortly after the South Carolina primary and endorsed Senator Ted Cruz on March 23, 2016.

Jeb's somewhat timid demeanor made him the subject of various memes, either expressing pity for his lower moments or lionizing him as a secret powerhouse. Most memes center around him having asked an audience to "please clap," when he was done speaking, or around him winning the presidency in an unexpected landslide.

## EFAP Lore

In **EFAP #59 - Responding to Jenny Nicholson's "Well, I didn't like Joker"**, Wolf changed his profile picture to an image of Jeb in the Joker poster to mark the occasion. This opened the floodgates for Jeb's influence to spread throughout the entire stream. Throughout the stream it was established that Jenny Nicholson has a small Jeb running on a hamster wheel inside her head to produce takes, but the Jeb has at some point died or passed out. Wolf also remained hopeful that Jeb would appear from inside the large plush Porg in the background of her room. Jenny was granted the nickname "Jebby," and the hosts made sure to remind the audience to water their Jebs.

On **EFAP #94** it was revealed that he is a fictional character which makes him both fictional and real.

## Little Jeb's

there is little jeb in everyone's head going trough memory files, while he also runs on hamster wheel inside the skull. when new information comes, he files it to the right file while still running in the wheel.

Best way to keep the Jeb running is by watering him.

## Trivia

* begs clapping, nobody knows his politics
* doesn’t like bullying
* doesn’t age
* next time comes in rally as dressed in porg
E Eflat E F E

The E Eflat E F E line was originally from the Grinch piece, played during the 2020 Winter Concert by the Symphonic band. Famous Tenor Saxes and Musical pioneers Ilya Larin and Joe "Joe" York began playing this non stop. During one of the Football Games, this phrase was played on multiple occasions with other saxophones joining in. The phrase continued to be played throughout early 2021 and garnered much fame and popularity, especially among the brass, much to Mr Munger's annoyance.

## Other iterations

Another version invented by famous tenor sax musical scientists Ilya Larin and Joe "Joe" York was the one they stole from Lightning Field, a piece that was played for the 2021 UIL by the Symphonic Band. It goes like this D Eflat E F E Eflat. This has failed to garner much popularity yet.

## Munger Response

Mr. Munger has yet to comment on the band always playing this phrase. All he has expressed is mild annoyance.
Episode 74

### Title

EFAP #74 - RE: 10 FLAWS with Starship Troopers Mobile Infantry w/ Sargon of Akkad and Arch Warhammer

### Guests

Sargon of Akkad
 Arch Warhammer
Glib
Blame The Controller

### Videos Featured

Wisecrack
 Generation Films

### Date of Air

February 11, 2020 (Part 1)
February 13, 2020 (Part 2)

### Length

5 hours, 57 minutes, 12 seconds (Part 1)
4 hours, 1 minute, 37 seconds (Part 2)
9 hours, 58 minutes, 49 seconds (In total)

### Link

Part 1 - MooLer
Part 2 - MooLer

### Next Episode

Episode 75

**EFAP #74** is the seventy-forth episode of the Every Frame A Pause podcast.

## Important Events

* Debut of Sargon of Akkad and Arch Warhammer.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11792582/?ref\_=ttep\_ep11
2. ↑ https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11808392/?ref\_=ttep\_ep12
Rhino

A rhinoceros, commonly abbreviated to rhino, is a member of any of the five extant species of odd-toed ungulates in the family Rhinocerotidae, as well as any of the numerous extinct species therein. Two of the extinct species are native to Africa, and three to Southern Asia. The term "rhinoceros" is often more broadly applied to now extinct species of the superfamily Rhinocerotoidea.

Rhinos, as discovered by Jay Exci, formerly CinemaSinsSins, discovered the Rhino's one true purpose in Rhino Milk. It went completely overlooked until 2018, when Jay discovered its viability as a superfood.
Fortea

**Fortea**, sometimes called **Fortism**, is a friend of MauLer's who occasionally appears on EFAP. He is a Swedish man who farms pigs and dragons, though mice are

the most dangerous creatures he farms. He has a Master's Degree in black science.

## Physical Appearance

Fortea currently appears as a blue set of Iron Man armor. He originally appeared as a yellow circle, then as a series of blue geometric shapes, before settling on Blue Iron Man. During Christmas he has donned a Santa hat.

Initially his Blue Iron Man suit was depicted as a photograph, until he switched to pixel art drawn by Sophistic Autistic. The eyes on this art were initially red before changing to white.

## Trivia

* Probably half-Mexican
* MauLer sends horrific messages about him
Mad Matt Films

> "If he is round about that age, or thirteen or fourteen or whatever, credit to him, cuz that's better than what I could have produced at that age"
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## Personal Information

### Gender

Male

**Mad Matt Films** is a young YouTube video essayist whose video on Knives Out was covered on EFAP 96.

## History

### EFAP 96: Knives Out is PERFECT

> "This starting point is better than a lot of people we've covered, just sayin"
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> - MauLer, on Mad Matt's video
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MauLer, Rags, Metal, and Drinker encountered Mad Matt's channel in EFAP 96. when they were watching *Knives Out* essays, one of which was his video claiming it was a perfect film, not only his favorite of the year but his favorite of all time, to which Rags and Drinker half-jokingly retorted that that may be because he hasn't watched that many movies in the first place due to being young. Mad Matt started off by calling the movie something new for the whodunnit genre, describing it as fresh, not in a Rotten Tomatoes kind of way, but in a "subverting expectations" Rian Johnson way, causing the gang to mull over how that phrase has been given a bad reputation by Johnson. He often described the movie or elements of it (like a character vomiting when they lie or the villain being shown as rude and psychopathic) as good, brilliant, masterful, genius or the like, without actually going into why those elements are good or how they were written well, and MauLer felt that the video worked better as a review simply giving his short thoughts on the film rather than as a video *essay*. Because of this, the gang often spent long amounts of time between pauses discussing the aspects of the movie in general moreso than they did responding to the video itself. Matt tended to stress that the movie was very different than others, citing the movie starting with the interrogation as brilliant and the reveal of the killer midway through the movie as a genius subversion, but MauLer and the others felt that what would have made those things brilliant would be the execution rather than just doing them. They did agree with him that the actors all did a good job, though they disagreed with the dialogue being good, feeling it told not showed rather than showing not telling as Matt said. The video ended with Matt saying the movie will be talked about for years to come, and that he may be hyperbolic, but the movie had no flaws... in his opinion, a phrasiing MauLer found ironic.

After finishing the review, the gang commented on how despite its shortcomings, the video wasn't a half-bad start for a young beginning YouTuber, and that it showed more promise than some established video essayists. Rags gave the advice that he should imagine he is trying to convince someone with the opposite opinion, and think of what he would say to change his mind, and also advised to cut down on the needless editing like the distracting background and focus more on using relevant footage (though this may have been to avoid copyright). MauLer encouraged chat to give his video a thumbs up and hoped to see how his channel develops.
Episode 73

### Title

EFAP #73 - Checking out the conversation with "I Hate Everything" and Trevorrow's Ep 9 - Also MEMES

### Guests

DasBoSchitt
 Jay Exci
Metal Commander

### Next Episode

Episode 74

**EFAP #73** is the seventy-third episode of the Every Frame A Pause podcast.

## Important Events

* First appearance of Curio, in a battle against Objectivity
* Good Ending of the long-running I Hate Everything arc
* The gang takes a look at Colin Trevorrow's alleged *Star Wars Episode IX* script
* The "MovieBob or a Nazi?" quiz

## References

1. ↑ https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11779774/?ref\_=ttep\_ep10