The Symmetry War/Session 7

"**I Am the Douchebag!**" is the seventh episode of "The Symmetry War"; the session was conducted on Twitch on May 20th of 2022 and uploaded to YouTube on May 26th.

The episode was hosted by dungeon master @sir\_superhero (using a copy of *Saga* #58 to roll his die), featuring @ThePandaRedd, @MomoIscariot, @Naethan\_Apollo, as well as @Eavnc.

Session Seven featured the most dice rolls of the campaign by a wide margin with 159, surpassing the total of 89 in Session 1; the session matched the most natural 20s in a single session with five, equaling the total from Session 5, and the most natural 20s in a single combat encounter with four during the Aldori Drone Battle, as well as featuring the most natural 1s in a single encounter with six, surpassing the total of three in Session 1. The session also featured the most damage dealt by the party in a single combat encounter, with 134 points of damage inflicted on Tyler in the Battle of the Central Terminal Tower.

Following the episode, Momo promoted her weekly Blerd Roundtable (available on YouTube), Eavnc promoted his Instagram and Tiktok accounts, and @sir\_superhero promoted Nikhil's *Road to Eternity* Kickstarter.

## Dice rolls

1. Goodbid rolled a 16 on an Animal Handling check (0:16:58)
2. Polnaros rolled a successful Perception check (0:22:17)
3. Glib rolled a 22 on a Stealth check (0:22:52)
4. @sir\_superhero rolled to choose a Wild Magic table (0:25:23)
5. @sir\_superhero rolled a 53 on a Wild Magic table (0:25:40)
6. @sir\_superhero rolled 5d6 to determine how long the party will be immune to alcohol (0:26:02)
7. Kylan rolled a Constitution Saving throw (0:27:38)
8. Glib rolled a 6 on a Strength check (0:28:41)
9. Kylan rolled a successful Strength Saving throw (0:28:48)
10. Kylan rolled a successful Wisdom Saving throw (0:29:13)
11. Kylan rolled an unsuccessful Strength Saving throw (0:32:22)
12. Polnaros rolled an unsuccessful Strength Saving throw (0:32:26)
13. Goodbid rolled an 18 for Initiative (0:43:05)
14. Essgee rolled a 15 for Initiative (0:43:08)
15. Glib rolled a **1** for Initiative (0:43:22)
16. Zalkas rolled a 17 for Initiative (0:43:26)
17. Polnaros rolled a 5 for Initiative (0:43:59)
18. Kylan rolled a "dirty 20" for Initiative (0:44:05)
19. [[]] rolled an 11 for Initiative (0:46:21)
20. The Squad on the Left rolled a 21 for Initiative (0:46:37)
21. [[]] rolled for Initiative (0:48:44)
22. Aldori Drone #1 rolled a 16 on a Laser Pistol attack (0:53:11)
23. Aldori Drone #2 rolled an unsuccessful Laser Pistol attack (0:53:43)
24. Aldori Drone #2 rolled a **1** on a Laser Pistol attack (0:53:44)
25. @sir\_superhero rolled for damage (0:54:22)
26. Goodbid rolled 3d8 for 12 thunder damage (0:58:49)
27. Aldori Drone #3 rolled an unsuccessful Constitution Saving throw (0:59:09)
28. Aldori Drone #4 rolled an unsuccessful Constitution Saving throw (0:59:11)
29. Zalkas rolled a 26 (**20**+6) on a Trident attack (1:03:46)
30. Zalkas rolled 2d8 for 12 piercing damage (1:04:41)
31. Essgee rolled an 18 on an Ice Knife attack (1:06:30)
32. Essgee rolled 1d10 for 5 piercing damage (1:06:40)
33. Aldori Drone #5 rolled a successful Dexterity Saving throw (1:07:06)
34. Aldori Drone #6 rolled an unsuccessful Dexterity Saving throw (1:07:08)
35. Essgee rolled 2d6 for 5 cold damage (1:07:23)
36. Essgee rolled 2d6 for 10 cold damage (1:07:27) -- *reduced by half*
37. The Bottom One on the Right rolled an unsuccessful Laser Rifle attack (1:08:16)
38. The Other One on the Right rolled a successful Laser Pistol attack (1:08:55)
39. The Other One on the Right rolled a successful Laser Pistol attack (1:08:57)
40. Polnaros rolled a successful Chaos Energy Wave attack (1:09:47)
41. Aldori Drone #5 rolled an unsuccessful Constitution Saving throw (1:13:12)
42. Aldori Drone #6 rolled an unsuccessful Constitution Saving throw (1:13:14)
43. Glib rolled 2d6 for 5 thunder damage (1:13:33)
44. Kylan rolled a **20** on a Crossbow attack (1:14:40)
45. Kylan rolled 1d8 for piercing damage (1:14:48)
46. Kylan rolled 1d8 for piercing damage (1:14:49)
47. Goodbid rolled an 18 on a Shortsword attack (1:17:40) -- *disregarded due to advantage*
48. Goodbid rolled a **20** on a Shortsword attack (1:17:40)
49. Goodbid rolled a "dirty 20" (14+6) on a Shortsword attack (1:17:54)
50. Goodbid rolled 2d6 for 10 piercing damage (1:18:14)
51. Goodbid rolled 1d6 for 4 piercing damage (1:18:21)
52. Zalkas rolled a 7 on a Trident attack (1:19:23)
53. Aldori Drone #5 rolled a successful Strength Saving throw (1:22:17)
54. Aldori Drone #6 rolled a successful Strength Saving throw (1:22:18)
55. Essgee rolled 2d6 for 6 necrotic damage (1:23:05) -- *reduced by half*
56. Aldori Drone #6 rolled a successful Flash Bang attack (1:24:19)
57. Aldori Drone #6 rolled a successful Flash Bang attack (1:24:20)
58. Aldori Drone #6 rolled 1d10 for 8 force damage (1:24:34)
59. Aldori Drone #2 rolled an unsuccessful Laser Rifle attack (1:25:53)
60. Glib rolled a 7 (2+2+3) on a Vampire Bite attack (1:29:13)
61. Glib rolled a 5 on a Dagger attack (1:30:54)
62. Kylan rolled a successful Crossbow attack (1:31:19)
63. Kylan rolled for piercing damage (1:31:23)
64. Goodbid rolled a 15 on a Shortsword attack (1:32:20)
65. Goodbid rolled an 18 on a Shortsword attack (1:32:34)
66. Goodbid rolled 1d6 for 4 piercing damage (1:32:49)
67. Zalkas rolled a **20** on a Trident attack (1:33:52) -- *no damage roll*
68. Essgee rolled a 6 on an Animal Handling check (1:36:44) -- *disregarded due to advantage*
69. Essgee rolled a 12 on an Animal Handling check (1:36:55)
70. Essgee rolled 1d8 for 8 points of Bardic Inspiration (1:37:21)
71. Essgee rolled a 18 on a Perception check (1:39:36)
72. Glib rolled a 7 on a Perception check (1:39:36)
73. Zalkas rolled a 19 on a Perception check (1:39:40)
74. Goodbid rolled a 13 on a Perception check (1:39:42)
75. Glib rolled a 5 on an Arcana check (1:43:19)
76. Essgee rolled a 5 on an Arcana check (1:43:36)
77. Zalkas rolled a 13 on an Arcana check (1:44:07)
78. Glib rolled a 10 on an Arcana check (1:45:41)
79. @sir\_superhero rolled a reaction saving throw (1:46:33)
80. Zalkas rolled a 16 on a Dexterity check (1:47:59)
81. Goodbid rolled a 13 on a Perception check (1:56:50)
82. Goodbid rolled a 21 on a Persuasion check (2:03:22)
83. Margaret rolled an unsuccessful Insight Saving throw (2:03:27)
84. Goodbid rolled a 16 on a Medicine check (2:09:15)
85. Essgee rolled a 12 (9+2+1) on an Unarmed attack (2:13:45)
86. Essgee rolled a 14 (10+2+1+1) on a Sucker Punch attack (2:18:32)
87. Zalkas rolled a 23 (18+5) on a Strength check (2:19:30)
88. Essgee rolled a 5 (6-1) on a Strength saving throw (2:20:00)
89. Essgee rolled a second Strength Saving throw (2:20:06) -- *disregarded due to disadvantage*
90. @sir\_superhero rolled a d20 to determine which sort of hat Glib stole (2:23:47)
91. Essgee rolled a 5 (**1**+4) on a Performance check (2:30:31)
92. Goodbid rolled a 9 on a Perception check (2:46:09)
93. Glib rolled a 7 (**1**+6) on a Perception check (2:46:11)
94. Essgee rolled an 8 on a Perception check (2:46:16)
95. Zalkas rolled a 16 on a Perception check (2:46:20)
96. Glib rolled a 21 on an Insight check (2:58:12)
97. Zalkas rolled a **1** on an Insight check (2:58:24)
98. Goodbid rolled a 19 for Initiative (3:02:47)
99. Essgee rolled a 9 for Initiative (3:02:52)
100. Zalkas rolled a 21 for Initiative (3:02:56)
101. Glib rolled a 22 for Initiative (3:03:04)
102. Polnaros rolled a 5 for Initiative (3:03:09)
103. Kylan rolled a 13 for Initiative (3:03:49)
104. Tyler rolled a 10 for Initiative (3:04:05)
105. Glib rolled a 20 on an Eldritch Blast attack (3:05:24)
106. Glib rolled 1d10 for 10 force damage (3:05:55)
107. Glib rolled an unsuccessful Eldritch Blast attack (3:07:03)
108. Tyler rolled an unsuccessful Dexterity Saving throw (3:11:12)
109. Zalkas rolled **3d6 for 18** acid damage (3:12:22)
110. Kylan rolled an unsuccessful Crossbow attack (3:19:09) -- *disregarded due to advantage*
111. Kylan rolled a successful Crossbow attack (3:19:12)
112. Kylan rolled 2d6 for 1 piercing damage (3:19:29)
113. Kylan rolled an unsuccessful Crossbow attack (3:20:10)
114. Kylan rolled an unsuccessful Crossbow attack (3:20:12)
115. Zalkas rolled a 19 (17+2) on a Dexterity Saving throw (3:22:03)
116. Glib rolled a 26 on an Eldritch Blast attack (3:25:25)
117. Glib rolled a 13 on an Eldritch Blast attack (3:25:35) -- *disregarded due to advantage*
118. Glib rolled 1d10 for 8 force damage (3:25:51)
119. Glib rolled an 11 on an Eldritch Blast attack (3:26:02)
120. Glib rolled 1d8 for 5 points of Bardic Inspiration (3:26:33)
121. Zalkas rolled an 18 on a thrown Trident attack (3:31:58)
122. Zalkas rolled 1d8 for 11 piercing damage (3:32:41)
123. Zalkas rolled a 19 (14+5) on a Strength check (3:33:14)
124. Goodbid rolled an 8 on a Perception check (3:34:59)
125. Tyler rolled a 10 (2+8) on a Constitution Saving throw (3:36:01)
126. Tyler rolled an 11 (3+8) on a Constitution Saving throw (3:36:05) -- *disregarded due to disadvantage*
127. Goodbid rolled 4d8 for 10 thunder damage (3:36:26)
128. Kylan rolled a 4 on a Crossbow attack (3:38:51)
129. Kylan rolled an unsuccessful Crossbow attack (3:39:01)
130. Essgee rolled 2d6 for 11 cold damage (3:39:47)
131. Essgee rolled 2d6 for 9 acid damage (3:41:04)
132. Tyler rolled an unsuccessful Dexterity Saving throw (3:42:56) -- *disregarded due to Legendary Resistance*
133. Glib rolled an unsuccessful Eldritch Blast attack (3:46:41) -- *disregarded due to advantage*
134. Glib rolled a 26 on an Eldritch Blast attack (3:46:45)
135. Glib rolled 1d10 for 10 force damage (3:46:56)
136. Zalkas rolled a 6 for no particular reason (3:48:52)
137. Tyler rolled a successful Constitution Saving throw (3:50:14)
138. Tyler rolled a successful Constitution Saving throw (3:50:17)
139. Goodbid rolled 3d8 for 16 thunder damage (3:50:31) -- *reduced by half*
140. Essgee rolled 2d6 for 2 cold damage (3:52:35)
141. Tyler rolled an unsuccessful Wisdom Saving throw (3:53:39)
142. Tyler rolled an unsuccessful Unerring Slam attack (3:54:35)
143. Tyler rolled a successful Unerring Slam attack (3:54:41)
144. Tyler rolled 2d10 for 15 force damage (3:55:00)
145. Essgee rolled a 22 on a Scorching Ray attack (3:57:34)
146. Essgee rolled 2d6 for 5 fire damage (3:57:43)
147. Essgee rolled a 23 on a Scorching Ray attack (3:58:15)
148. Essgee rolled 2d6 for 11 fire damage (3:58:20)
149. Essgee rolled a 9 on a Scorching Ray attack (3:58:31)
150. Glib rolled a 20 on an Eldritch Blast attack (4:00:57)
151. Glib rolled 1d10 for 8 force damage (4:01:09)
152. Glib rolled an unsuccessful Eldritch Blast attack (4:01:14)
153. Zalkas rolled a 26 (19+7) on a Sickle attack (4:03:28)
154. Zalkas rolled a **1** on a Sickle attack (4:03:48)
155. Zalkas rolled 1d4 for 1 slashing damage (4:05:10)
156. Tyler rolled a successful Constitution Saving throw (4:06:42) -- *disregarded due to disadvantage*
157. Tyler rolled an unsuccessful Constitution Saving throw (4:06:44)
158. Goodbid rolled 3d8 for 11 thunder damage (4:07:00)
159. Essgee rolled a **20** on a "Hotness Check" on Prophis (4:08:18)

## Player damage

* Glib took 8 points of force damage from a Flash Bang (1:24:34)
* Essgee took 8 points of force damage from a Flash Bang (1:24:34)
* Zalkas took 15 points of force damage from Tyler's Unerring Slam (3:55:00)
* Kylan took 1 point of bludgeoning damage from Zalkas's ricocheting Sickle (4:05:10)

## Deaths

* Aldori Drone #1 was run through by Zalkas's Trident after being struck by an errant Laser Pistol shot from Aldori Drone #2 (1:05:15)
* Aldori Drone #3 was obliterated by a wave of Chaos Energy emitted from Polnaros's mouth (1:10:07)
* Aldori Drone #4 was shot with a crossbow bolt by Kylan after suffering thunder damage from Goodbid's *shatter* spell (1:14:49)
* Aldori Drone #6 was shot with a crossbow bolt by Kylan after being struck by Essgee's Ice Knife attack (1:31:23)
* Aldori Drone #2 was bisected by Goodbid's shortsword after suffering a flurry of slashing damage from his previous attack (1:32:49)
* Aldori Drone #5 was decapitated by Zalkas's Trident after being struck by Essgee's Ice Knife attack (1:34:36)
* Tyler was obliterated by a wave of Chaos Energy from Prophis after being blasted from the upper platform of the Central Terminal Tower by Goodbid's *shatter* spell (4:07:16)

## Acquisitions

* Two Aldori Laser Pistols (recovered by Essgee from Aldori Drone #2)
* A baseball cap (stolen by Glib from a tavern patron)

### Lost items

* A baseball cap (thrown back into the tavern after Goodbid declined to trade the Hat of Useful Items)