Maeve

Spy

**Maeve** is a former Key Account Manager at Steele's Pots and Pans and agent for Bisch-Herstellung Enterprises. She replaced Bella Ridley as the company's receptionist when Bella got promoted to Key Account Manager, and was then promoted to Giselle Sylvester's position after Giselle was revealed to be the Special One.

From Kilkenny, Ireland, she became a member of the Glee Team in S5E3, presumably as a replacement for Giselle, although she was removed when Giselle returned to Steele's.

It was later revealed that she was working for Herr Wolfgang Bisch as Agent XYZ or "The Exceptional One" and stole the Trioxy-Brillo blueprints from Mr Hushman, killing both him and George Sylvester along the way before Belinda discovers her. Her motive for espionage and murder stemmed from her perceived exclusion from The Glee Team since her introduction in Book 3. In "The Three B Tree", Maeve is arrested by The Duchess and Helga (with Belinda's help) along with her cohort Herr Wolfgang Bisch and Dr Robbins.

## Appearance

Maeve hasn't been described. Her age isn't explicitly stated, but is generally thought of as being quite young, which was reflected in the voice Jamie originally gave her (young, female, chipper, Irish accent). That being said, between Books 4 and 5, her voice changed to become quite old.

She's also apparently very attractive, like almost every single female character in the series. Undercover as Agent XYZ she wears a gimp mask with nitrous oxide tubes fed into it.

## Personality

Maeve is cheerful and enthusiastic in her work at Steele's. Though normally quite shy, she is keen to make good impressions on company superiors like Belinda Blumenthal and Tony Sylvester.

## Biography

### Season 3

Maeve makes her series debut the morning of Giselle's hen do, wishing Belinda a good morning at work.

### Season 4

Although Maeve isn't invited to Giselle and Tony's wedding, she is the subject of conversation in a gossip bubble consisting of Belinda, Bella, Grigor Calanski, and the Countess Zara. They discuss how she wasn't invited to the wedding because Tony doesn't trust her. Zara says that she spoke with Maeve on Skype once, and comments how she looked shifty. Zara also tried to recruit her in her brothel, but Maeve refused.

Maeve unexpectedly joins the Glee Team on the tour of the Steele's Pots and Pans factory in Scotland. It's not explained what she was doing there, but given that the tour was being given to the International Sales Director and the two Key Account Managers for Russia and the USA, it's not wholly surprising that the receptionist should tag along as well.

Maeve is with the group when the secrets of the Tri-Oxy Brillo range are finally revealed, but she disappears during the orgy that follows, prompting reader suspicions that she is the Special One. She's proven innocent soon after, when the Special One reveals herself.

Everyone makes it back to their London offices and forms the Confidential Order of Cookware Knights several hours later. As they all prepare to leave, Maeve receives a bomb threat and runs outside to warn everyone, just before the car bomb is detonated.

## Season 5

Maeve is relatively unharmed in the explosion (like most COCKs, apparently). After Bella's recovery in the hospital, Maeve lives in the safe house, and gets into a sexual relationship with Tony. During a sex-sesh, Belinda welcomes her into the Glee Team, and tells her that she's taking over Giselle's position as Key Account Manager for Grigor Calanski. To thank them both, Maeve teaches them the wonders of the Hump and Skunk, a cherished Kilkenny custom. The description of this move can be found here: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hump%20and%20skunk

## Appearances

* Season 3 episode 11
* Season 4 episodes 2 (*mentioned in conversation*), 12, 13
* Season 5 episodes 1, 3
* Season 6 episodes 5, 7, 8, 9
* Christmas Porno 3