Lyle Burruss

When God closes a door with rats, he opens a window with vomit.

" EHMERGERD. "
 — Lyle's classic catchphrase.

***Lyle Burruss***, formerly ***Lyle McDouchebag*** and now ***Lyle Rath***, is a full-time funny boy and also an editor of OneyPlays, immediately recognizable by his way of finishing episodes with a random explosion and is known for his head, hair and tribal tattoos. He is mostly known for his 2010 HBO miniseries "Mindblown" that later became a full-on series with 4 seasons after critical appraise (AKA Getting a 62% on Rotten Tomatoes), creating Luigi's Mansion 3 all by himself and inventing the Bird Layer theory (Also known as the Crow Zone Layer) which talks about the existence of a layer that flies could not pass by since they would get eaten by a horde of birds.

He began to appear on the show along with Zach near the beginning of 2018 when Julian and Ding Dong had to leave the show permanently to focus on Wan Wan Games. Since then, Lyle has been considered a regular on the show and has shown his handsome face often as a recurring cast member. Unlike Zach, who gained fans almost as soon as he rejoined, Lyle started off with a detractor or two, but luckily for him, after a while, some people warmed to the hunk. It's hard to believe some smelly fans don't enjoy this Loyal Lyle. To be honest, there was a fairly recent and fairly long period of time where he stopped appearing in the OneyPlays videos, but don't panic, he's back, hooray!!!

## Appearance

Lyle is depicted as a tall boy with big spiky hair, a moustache, and beard. And when have you ever seen one big, very smooth bulging eye coming out of his forehead. On his right torso and shoulder are tribal tattoos, like some kinda sad, white Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson wanna-be, in all thumbnails of the series. Besides those, he also has a secret Richard Nixon tattoo hidden on his spine and the words "Gamer Knowledge" written on his forehead. Though all thumbnails up to this point have featured his tattoos as being on the right side of his torso and shoulder, the shirt and 3D render featuring him, Chris and Zach reverse this and place them on the left.

Although it's never directly been stated, some fans believe Lyle has a big orange tooth that feeds on being an asshole, giving Lyle his snippy personality. Additionally, Lyle has been dealing with boils on his skin, mainly his face. There is a campaign to raise money for this poor boy as well as Tomar's railway incident injuries.

Lyle with his iconic "Gamer Knowledge" controller tattoo. It's the mark of a true EPIC GAMER.Lyle as a sweet Samurai Jack styled robot. Art is by Mauritium!
## Appearances

* The Adventures of Chris
* Amnesia: Rebirth
* Astro's Playroom
* The Ball
* Bayonetta
* Beyond Good and Evil
* Black Baby
* Blasphemous
* Body Discovery
* Bowser's Fury
* Carrion
* Chameleon Twist (Debut)
* Chupacabra
* Control
* Cool Dinosaur Games (Weird Itch.io Games)
* Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time
* Crash Team Racing: Nitro Fueled
* Croc: The Legend Of The Gobbos
* Crumble
* Dark Messiah of Might and Magic
* Destroy All Humans
* Detroit: Become Human
* Dinosaur Planet
* Dinosaur Savers
* DmC: Devil May Cry
* Dragon Ball Z: Kakarot
* Ebola
* Spark the Electric Jester 2
* Examina
* Exo One
* Fall Guys
* Fat Prisoner Simulator
* Fight Crab
* Final Fantasy VII Remake
* Final Fantasy X
* Flicky
* Flintstones
* Gang Beasts
* Garten of BanBan
* Ghostrunner
* God of War
* Golden Axe
* GRIME
* GTA 5
* Hades
* Half-Life 2
* Harvester
* Hercules
* Insaniquarium
* INSIDE
* Itch.io Games (2018)
* It Takes Two
* Jak and Daxter
* Jef
* Juice Galaxy
* Katamari Damacy REROLL
* Last Floor
* Left 4 Dead
* Left 4 Dead 2
* The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild
* The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
* Little Nightmares
* Little Nightmares 2
* The Lost World: Jurassic Park
* Luigi's Mansion 3
* Marlow Briggs and the Mask of Death
* Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
* Metroid: Zero Mission
* Microsoft Flight Simulator 2020
* Minecraft (2018)
* Mortal Shell
* My Friend Pedro
* Newgrounds Christmas Special 2020
* Newgrounds Flash Games (2018)
* No Cure
* Noita
* No One Lives Under the Lighthouse
* Outlast
* Ori and the Will of the Wisps
* The Plan
* Prince of Persia
* Rain World
* Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart
* Remothered
* Resident Evil 2
* Resident Evil 3 Remake
* Resident Evil 5
* Resident Evil: Gaiden
* Resident Evil Village
* Risk of Rain 2
* Sackboy: A Big Adventure
* Samurai Jack: Battle Through Time
* The Simpsons Arcade Game
* The Sims
* Shadow of the Colossus
* Shovel Knight
* Sonic the Hedgehog 2
* Sparkster
* Spider-Man 2
* Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom Rehydrated
* Spyro Reignited Trilogy
* Superliminal
* Super Mario Bros.
* Super Mario Bros. 3
* Super Mario Bros 3D Land
* Super Mario Maker 2
* Super Mario Galaxy
* Super Mario World
* Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
* Titanfall 2
* Tomba!
* Tormented Souls
* Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
* Toy Story
* Tribes: Vengeance
* Twelve Minutes
* Uncharted 2
* Unearthed: Trail of Ibn Battuta
* Universal Studios Theme Park Adventure
* Valheim
* Warhammer: Vermintide 2
* Webbed
* Werewolf: The Apocalypse - Earthblood
* Worms Armageddon
* Worms Reloaded
* Zeno Clash

## Notable Quotes

* "Hey gamers it's me, Lyle the One-Eyed Guy!"
* "What a crap-hola for my slapping hole-a"
* "Dee-dee-dee!"
* "When they go low, we go high!"
* "There he Gomars"
* "THIS IS A HATE CRIME, TOMARRRRRR!"
* "If you see a stupid little green mushroom, give that to me because I'm the only friend that can take advantage of it"
* "You're not stuck in here with me, I'M STUCK IN HERE WITH YOU!"
* "Don't you fucking dare ever call my play style defunct again or I'll shriek."
* "I want to sleep with you"
* "I follow the path of the fist and the fist alone"
* "That's a beautiful thing. A horrifying image, but a beautiful thing."
* "Baboonga wit my toonga!"
* "You really pooped the goose on this one, Jellybean."
* "Maybe if those dirty Japs would fucking un-squint their eyes, they'd see what a stupid fucking chameleon looks like."
* "I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum."
* "I feel the need—the need for speed!"
* "Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
* "Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
* "You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am."
* "Sex work is not real work, okay? The only real work here is Let's Play."
* "I love icing my creams."
* "Wow. I hope that Yoshi makes me his prison bitch."
* "What would you do if on your deathbed, your father.." (Immediately said after saying he wanted to sleep with Chris.)
* ”Yucko mundo.”
* ”my Lyle will be wrath”

## Trivia

* The only living being that knows Lyle's quote-unquote "True Power" is his own father (Zach Hadel).
* Lyle can only ever truly think whenever he’s wearing his classic Lyle-McMonocle.
* Lyle is the tallest Whelsh YouTuber.
* Lyle discovered there is in fact a god in the Mushroom Kingdom after realizing that in the Luigi's Mansion 3 series Luigi yells “oh god” after being chased by King Boo.
* Lyle has since changed his name from Lyle McDouchebag to Lyle Rath so as to avoid blacklisting friends who have him in projects. This also helps avoid getting blacklisted himself.
* Lyle can open the worlds largest pickle jar.
* It should be noted that he has a guardian angel named Big Al; A large, bald, possibly homosexual man that hands out business cards to drunk people at parties. Sounds like a swell fella.
* He's really fucking desu.
* Even though in all of the channel art Lyle is depicted with two eyes and normal hands, he is known amongst the fanbase for his cyclops-like iconic single eye and green hands that has been called out by Zach on a few occasions.
* Lyle ran a show over on Destructoid called Pregame Discharge where he described his life journey, his encounters with an entity simply called The Orb and his ever-continuing war against the ocean. Also, he covered Video Game news. This weekly show somehow ran for 128 episodes.
* The first time Lyle ever masturbated was when he found out his 4th grade teacher died.
* It's a well-known fact that Lyle's ballsack can spontaniously combust at any given moment due to the intense friction of his Lyle McNutBalls rubbing together at Mach 6 speed.
* We all know about Lyle's iconic classic eye, but did you know that Zach and Chris are also cyclops?
* Lyle has never burped on his entire life, but he has blorted. It's unknown what that means to this day.
* Lyle has seen the hottest girl in the world and knows what her car is. Lyle sees this as "Forbidden Information".
* One time Lyle snuffed a rat's life out by swinging his big cowboy belt at it and hitting it with a heavy metal buckle over its tiny rat head.
* Lyle has once flipped a old lady off and that is probably the biggest achievement he'll ever obtain in his entire life.
* Lyle's footprints have **ALLEGEDLY** been discovered in fossilized volcanic ash over 3.3 million years ago.
* In every single thumbnail as of 2019. Lyle is shown holding his iconic Mr. Pibb. Nobody knows why he does this, but ooh man does it tick the fans off.
* Despite what your "dad" might say, Lyle is everyone's real dad.
* Lyle's father betrayed his family. He refuses to comment on what this means.
* Lyle has stated that the temperature of his sperm is 312° however its unclear whether this is Celsius or Fahrenheit, It's most likely Celsius. This supports the theory that the inside of Lyle's dick hole is actually heat resistant and its possible that he has to ejaculate away from himself to prevent burning himself.
* Lyle is able to stretch his feet above his head.
* Lyle hates the planet.
* Lyle killed all the dinosaurs.
* Lyle lived in a windowless garage for 6 years and walked out of there with a dysfunctional internal clock and a restraining order.
* At some point during the garage years, he survived off of Vodka and oranges for a week.
* Lyle once accidentally fried a nest of rats living in a car engine.
* Lyle does NOT Show hidden files and folders on his computer because he has a ton of perfectly legal porn hidden in a folder called "Special Software".
* Belongs to Zach Hadel, you can't take Lyle away from him!
* It's rumored that Lyle's tribal tattoos spread further across his body the more he powers up.
* Lyle's first words were "Don't look at the green parts of my body, they're just rotting." This has been confirmed by Zach.
* Lyle is dating the great and powerful Selqet.
* Often eats sandwiches from Gas Stations because he wants to uphold his amazing immune system.
* Due to the death of Zach, Lyle has became a lot more comedically adept. This is likely due to him slurping up the neon green "Funny Sauce" that Zach stored in his nose for the entirety of his life.
* Lyle is all about that (pig) life.
* Lyle once composed an essay titled *An Elegant Solution* in which he proposed combating world hunger by eating the excess of doo doo feces in the sewers.
* Lyle spent so much time squished between Lady Dimitrescu's cleavage that he had to spend weeks in hospital just to be able to walk, due to muscle atrophy.
* Lyle has premiered in Adult Swim's Smiling Friends as the voice of Mr. Man from episode 7; probably as a wish from Zach, the co-creator of the show. Mr. Man has a personality disorder, a gun, a hate for Puertoricans and a trophy for rat killing in his mantlepiece; so he's basically just Lyle but with Joker's neutral special. He also did other side characters like the lazy cop from episode 5 and also Jimmy Fallon in episode 2.
* Lyle went through method-acting to get into the role of Jimmy Fallon by skinning Jimmy Fallon and wearing him as a skinsuit, hosting Jimmy Fallon's late night show for two years.
* Lyle had to get a penis transplant after it was found that he had been shoving baby teeth into his urethra.
* Lyle and Cory are the **ONLY** people who can see Lil' Skatey
* Lyle’s own personal channel “Wrath Club” has amassed 380K subscribers as of January 8th, 2024.
* Lyle has claimed he has nine penises, too many for Mistral's eight hands.
* He voices Mr. Burleday in the hit game *Class of '09*
* ”Lyle really enjoys knocking paraplegic out of there wheel chairs and watching them squirm around for hours while pushing them on the ground”
* Lyle would supposedly eat people but stopped after his mom told him that she got chicken for dinner
* In the original version of the *Garten of BanBan* thumbnail, Lyle is depicted in a perfect Tomar skinsuit, though he seemed to have removed it to show off his muscular tattooed bod in the second version.
* Lyle owns a cute little white Pomeranian named Cheese. Who he has threatened to stab if you don't listen to his first single NOW.
* The longest series to feature Lyle is Sonic Frontiers, clocking in at 9 hours and 30 minutes.