Spirit's Basketball Courts

In Cornea and Wakondom, there exist structures created by spirit250 which he refers to as basketball courts. However, they do not resemble real basketball courts in any way, being extremely small and bearing markings that seem more like runes of an alien language for a demon summoning ritual instead of standard American basketball court lines.

Though there have been three (in Calestine) in the past, there are two extant "basketball courts", one in Hell and one in Allahtown. They can be classified as "Red Ring" or "Hourglass" type, based on their markings.

## Red Ring Type

The court in Hell is of the Red Ring type and was the first constructed in the world. Instead of the standard basketball court lines, it has a red oval within, more comparable to a track than a basketball court, and a white line within running from one end to the other, but terminating before reaching the rim of the oval. This shape has been described by spirit250 as a "Tall White third eye" inspired by the lore of that type of alien established by GramCanMineAway, though this seems to simply be cope for the fact that he has likely never seen a basketball court in real life.

## Hourglass Type

The court in Allahtown is of the hourglass type, with a large X shape centered in the court and two lines running across the width of the court just before the baskets, altogether creating a shape similar to an hourglass. This too was referred to by spirit250 as a tall white eye.

There was once another court in Al-Katara, but it was destroyed to make way for new construction. It was of the Red Ring type.

The item used to simulate the basketball was a fire charge named "*basketballs*". (plural) This trend began with the first Red Ring type, and is consistent with all known "basketball courts".

Often times, dead bodies and pools of blood can be found on the court.

## 7/7/2021 *Basketballs* and "Fortnite" matches

On July 7, 2021, the "Women" Team GramCanMineAway and XPH4N70MR34P3RX played against the "Yoda" Team, minecraft wizad and spirit250, in a *basketballs* game at the Hell Basketball Court. The game started normally, with XPH4N70MR34P3RX slam dunking, and later GramCanMineAway scoring a 3-pointer, but spirit250 scored a slam dunk. As the Yoda Team's loss seemed apparent, they destroyed both baskets, and started playing Fortnite in the court. Unfortunately, the original *basketballs* was destroyed by spirit250.

The victor is disputed, with the Women Team claiming the score was 4:1, while the Yoda team claimed a score of 5:104, with 100 points coming from their alleged Victory Royale achieved in the match.

Following the match, spirit250 and minecraft wizad played a game of "Fortnite", also known as "Minenite", with minecraft wizad fraudulently representing the Women Team. minecraft wizad allegedly intentionally lost to give his team the victory. He then challenged GramCanMineAway and XPH4N70MR34P3RX to a game of "Fortnite". GramCanMineAway immediately accepted and chose to represent them while XPH4N70MR34P3RX represented the Women Team. The game opened with GramCanMineAway spam building to make a foundation for a fort, while XPH4N70MR34P3RX built a tank. Upon completion, he opened fire on the fort with APFSDS and HEAT shells, destroying much of it while GramCanMineAway built a gay pride flag and rug. At this point, minecraft wizad illegally entered midgame as a third party, destroying the tank. However, this caused it to catch on fire, setting off the remaining ammunition, destroying more of the Yodas' fort. XPH4N70MR34P3RX managed to repair the tank and again opened fire, winning the match.

Despite this, minecraft wizad proceeded to throw a hissy fit over the conduct of the match, and claimed, despite having openly cheated by changing the rules, that his team somehow won. Eventually, even spirit250 grew tired of his screeching and conceded defeat.

minecraft wizad slanderously claimed that spirit250 was an asshole. He in fact still is one, and spirit250 briefly considered suing him for not recognizing this fact.