Dimitri Rasaclov

Dimitri Rasaclov is the underboss of the Faustin Crime Family and the right-hand man of Mikhail Faustin. Dimitri is very calm and collected, and plans to one day become the most powerful criminal mind in the criminal underworld.

"You want to play games? You need to play by the rules!"-Dimitri to Faustin regarding his business decisions.

## Overview

Not much is really known about Dimitri other than the fact he is the right-hand man of Mikhail Faustin and the underboss of the Faustin Family. He has far more business sense and common sense than Faustin does. He serves as the brains of the organisation. Dimitri and Faustin are the only two gang leaders to be spared by The Lost Episode Resistance due to them not alliancing themselves with Rabe Maniels in The Great Gang War.

## Background

Rasaclov was born in Russia in 1969. While in Russia, Rasaclov met a man named Mikhail. The pair became fast friends, and formed The Faustin Crime Family. They started their criminal empire by selling cigarettes to tourists in Red Square. In 2003, the pair moved their operations over to Empire Bay. Faustin and Dimitri control the most powerful Russian Mafia in the city and also have large numbers operating in Lost Heaven and London among several other cities. London is also commandeered by a fellow Russian gang known as the Petrovic Crime Family: the most powerful Russian mob in Great Britain. Over the years, Faustin has become crazy and paranoid due to an addiction to chewits and mint sauce which has tested his friendship with Dimitri. Unbeknownst to Faustin, Dimitri plots to one day become the most powerful criminal in the criminal underworld.

## The Great Gang War

Like all the other gang leaders, Dimitri and Faustin went into hiding during The Great Gang War. In May 2020, Faustin's car dealership was destroyed by Lazarus Marmite and Matthew Williams important members of The Lost Episode Resistance. When Dimitri found out, he sent Derek Pippen and two unnamed enforcers to kill the pair but they failed miserably. Dimitri and Faustin then began fighting against the Resistance. Dimitri got revenge by having the Croydon Compound burnt to the ground with permission from Faustin. Another month went by, and Shadow sued for peace with the gang leaders including Dimitri and Faustin following the death of Lazarus Marmite. At the meeting, Faustin proudly voiced his appreciation for Shadow's apology and promised to stop fighting the Resistance.

## Baptism By Fire

Rasaclov and Faustin were spared by the Resistance, and sued for peace with them following the deaths of the other gang leaders.

## Appearance In Other Funnypastas

Dimitri and Faustin order their debt collector Steve Claude to enforce a protection racket onto Chichester Chapel. Claude and his forces with permission from Rasaclov attack the church in a full on assault. The assault ends with the death of Steve Claude and all of his men. Rasaclov was outraged when he found out and wanted to have Father O'Brien and Monk Trunk killed but was prevented by Faustin. Faustin on the contrary thought Claude was an idiot and was only keeping him employed in the organisation as he was having an affair with Steve's sister.

## Trivia

* He wanted to alliance himself and the Faustin Family with Rabe Maniels in the war, but was prevented by Faustin who didn't trust Maniels.
* Like Faustin, Rasaclov rarely physically appears in funnypastas and is typically only mentioned.
* He plots to one day to become the world's most powerful crime lord.
* Dimitri is known to make deals on the side without Faustin's approval, and is said to be good friends with Kenny Petrovic the most powerful Russian mob boss in Great Britain.
* He has a brother who still lives in Russia named Eric.