A Dildo

Not..."your" dildo. Its name is Ashley's Smoldering Desire.

**A Dildo** is an item in *House Party*. It is found under a pillow in the bunk bed in the Spare Room. It is tied to two achievements, and is required for the completion of *Artsy Fartsy*, and thus her overarching opportunity *The Muse.*

## Opportunity usage

During Madison's opportunity *Artsy Fartsy*, through suggestions from both Madison and Amy, you can start constructing a statue for Madison in her bedroom. You start with the Dusty Penguin from the Garage. If asked for her thoughts, Amy offers the following:

> The dirty truth about art is that the best art is something that's sexual. That's why there's hoo-ha's and pubey dangles in most ancient art. They were all about sexuality. You gotta give this penguin some sexuality. I mean, he's got a hole right by his crotch. Put some girth on this bad bird!
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Use A Dildo on the statue to continue with the opportunity.

## Character interactions

Madison and Ashley can have a background chatter exchange relating to A Dildo.

During Katherine's "D"-Mands*, Katherine will ask for "a little something to get me started, if you know what I mean." At this time, she will have unique reaction dialogue when offered either A Dildo or the Vibratron 3000, both of which are negative. The item she wants in this case is the Salami.*

If the Game Grumps are brought to the party, Dan will recommend that you hand A Dildo to Arin. Arin will then engage in some tomfoolery with the item, then return it to you.

## Achievements

During Leah's opportunity *Broken Code*, you can choose to be the one to get Frank down from the roof while Leah distracts him. This is done by throwing items at him. If you throw A Dildo at him, it will unlock the achievement *Money Shot*.

There are two items in the house that are located out of your reach: the MP3 Player hanging from the chandelier in the Stairwell, and the Closed Briefcase on the roof of the Backyard Gazebo. You can use the Broom from the Art Room closet to knock both items down, or you can select Throw Dildo. Doing this with the MP3 Player will knock it down, and you can recover A Dildo. If you choose to throw A Dildo at the Closed Briefcase, you will lose A Dildo and not get the briefcase, but gain Strength from the action. Taking this course will unlock the achievement *If at First You Don't Succeed...*

## Trivia

The item is referred to as "A Dildo" in-game as a reference to the 1999 film *Fight Club*, where an airport security agent comments that it is company policy to never imply ownership, thus, "always use the indefinite article '*a* dildo,' never '*your* dildo.'" This also has the side-effect of bringing A Dildo to the top of your inventory when sorted alphabetically.

A Dildo's location in the Spare RoomIfAtFirstYouDontSucceed.pngThe image displayed on unlocking the achievement *If at First You Don't Succeed...*MoneyShot.pngThe image displayed on unlocking the achievement *Money Shot*.ArinDildoJackass.jpgDarth Grump-assThe Dusty Penguin statue in mid-construction

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1. ↑ This was confirmed by Eek! Games' Vice President Erasmus on the House Party Discord server.