Part 18

Duke Nukem moves in, Johnny gets stabbed at gamer con.

**Part 18** of Meme House is the sixth part of Season 2. It was originally streamed the 7th of July, 2020 and released the 25th.

## Plot and Events

*Following the failed stream on July 5th, 2020, Joel got Kirillian to fix the timeline of events, to make sure DoomGuy John remained dead and that Gamer Convention was possible. (This also inadvertently revived the Grilled Cheese Thief and reset the calendar to Rebate Day in-game)*

### The Robotnik Household

The Robotnik Household is remodeled, allowing the Robotnik brothers to enter the basement. The Nintendo Switch, Nintendo 64 and copy of Skyrim are set up in the basement and the brothers then enjoy gaming with their stolen device.

### The Bogan Household

Over at the Bogan Household, Dio Brando realizes that not all of their games were stolen, as they still have their GameCubes. Everyone decides to visit the WacDonald's one at a time. Bulk Bogan goes first, and noticing the lack of decent staff. Without anyone to serve him, he goes behind a counter and microwaves some chicken nuggets.

After changing into wearing just a towel, he goes into the manager's office and attempts to do a sexy dance for all the people there, including the son of Bonzi. Several Sims ask Bulk for a lap dance, but he instead goes to pay his bills on the now free manager computer. Nick McLaughlin shows up too. After paying his bills, Bulk decides to write a children's book about chicken nuggets while being accosted by men wishing for a personal lap dance, who get angry at him for having to wait so long.

Bulk is fed up with them and performs Extreme CBT on a Sim for the first time in the series. Bulk spots Nick blushing at the sight of it and decides to also give him Extreme CBT. As this happens, the CBT Queen is summoned for the first time. She begins delivering Extreme CBT to whichever Sims she can find, starting with Bob Ross. This greatly angers Bulk, and he kills her with his booty. All the other Sims then celebrate her death.

Bulk gifts Bob the book he had written earlier, Bob seems happy with this gift, so happy in fact that he appears to start giving Bulk a blowjob as thanks. Bulk really needs to pee but his bladder fails before he can reach the WacDonald's bathroom. This, however, doesn't stop him from violating several food safety codes by grilling burgers in his filthy state. He then watches the cooking channel and some of The Simpsons, before heading home to take a shower. Aileen Andrew's ghost watches Bulk shower, while Dio laughs at her before heading to WacDonald's himself.

Upon arriving, Dio tries to command a Sim to be mean, but they are too busy dealing with the aftermath of Extreme CBT to be able to do anything. Dio, bored by the other Sims, uses his vampiric powers to effectively teleport to the roof of the restaurant and flosses next to the sign, before proudly pissing into the ventilation system (several times), still flossing. This seems to drive most of the Sims out of the restaurant, so Dio starts making cheeseburgers, although the burgers seem to be moving by themselves as Dio is still flossing. It is possible that The World was grilling the burgers instead.

The sun begins to rise and Dio realizes he is trapped in WacDonald's, he takes advantage of this situation by drinking the blood of the current manager, though for unknown reason he strips most of his clothes off to do this. After putting his clothes back on and drinking blood, Dio makes himself a cup of coffee, steals the urn of the CBT Queen, and talks to Bob Ross, who leaves after Dio starts asking him several questions. Dio makes some hot dogs, but immediately after making them he throws them away. Dio manages to sneak home from the WacDonald's.

At home, Bulk receives a call from Jotaro Kujo asking to go to meet a celebrity, Bulk says OK but doesn't actually go. At this point, Bulk notices a mannequin outside, and quickly sees that there are several mannequins strewn around the street for unknown reasons. Him and Garfield Cat have a dispute about the bathroom, before the Piss Doctor enters the house and makes his way to Garfield, who is mid-piss, blushing at the sight.

The Piss Doctor begins lecturing about knowledge, which Bulk appreciates, prompting the Piss Doctor to give him a telepathic hug. The household quickly checks the wanted posters and recognize the Piss Doctor as a Serial Killer, so Dio uses The World to slam him into the floor, mangling his body and killing him. Funky Kong gets home from work, and is appalled to see the corpse right behind the door. He then talks with the Grim Reaper and watches the TV with him, but as soon as he puts on The Simpsons, the Grim Reaper disappears.

The household decides to ignore Rebate Day, instead excited for GamerCon. The Grilled Thief arrives but is defeated by the front door being locked. Dio orders a pizza and the burglar cleans up the spoiled sausages left on the grill outside. Bulk calls the police on the thief, and they arrive along with the pizza lady, which results in the first successful pizza delivery to the Bogan Household in the entire series. Dio receives a call asking if he wants some cash, even if it isn't legal, and accepts the laundered money. Jerma Cop enters the house to ask Bulk for his emergency, but the thief has already left.

### The McNulty Household

In the McNulty Household, Varg Fren is vibing on the sofa, refusing to pay his taxes because he's feeling silly. Pepsiman Pepsi is sleeping and wakes up in what appears to be a Gordon Freeman skinsuit (Joel, however, asserts that they are different characters). He goes down to the Pepsi Gym to check on what's going on.

At the gym, Pepsiman uses a treadmill and various characters appear in the gym working out, including Bulk Bogan, Dio, and Kakyoin Hecking. Dio admires himself in a mirror next to Pepsiman, and the two chat for a moment after Pepsiman drinks an energy drink. Pepsiman begins working out while Dio leaves the gym.

Moments later, Jotaro walks in. Pepsiman takes a shower, and then begins talking and working out with Jotaro. Bonzi's son appears outside the gym but is ignored. Pepsiman takes a look downstairs in the basement below the gym, revealing the previously unknown contents of the large room, the urn of Wario. Pepsiman goes to watch The Simpsons and works out some more, before going to WacDonald's. At WacDonald's, Pepsiman makes a coffee and then makes some cheeseburgers. Before Pepsiman can do much more, GamerCon is announced.

### The Zest Household

At the Zest Household, Johnny Zest is watching TV in his gamer basement, that he has extensively upgraded, including a cannabis farm. Johnny takes a moment to play a game on his Wii U before heading to GamerCon with Dio, Albert Wesker, and Twitch Chat. Bulk and Garfield are invited, but are not seen at the event.

At GamerCon, Joseph Joestar reveals himself, Dio pays no mind to this as he is out in the sun and so he runs inside an observatory to hide. Bob Ross is seen dressed as a cop. Johnny then begins to attack various Sims at the event, first an unnamed Sim, and then Darth Vader in the head. Liquid Ocelot arrives and many Sims admire him, Jim Pickens even seems to show him a funny meme, and Freddie Mercury is seen in a strange outfit.

At this point, Johnny develops acne as a result of constantly wearing his clown makeup, and tries to order a hamburger but the stall closes. Him and Liquid Ocelot are seen being friendly, and even take a picture together, shortly before a Sim attacks Johnny and stabs him in the chest. Johnny miraculously survives this, and goes home. It turns out that Twitch Chat had exposed Johnny of being a murderer.

Once home, Johnny dances in celebration of his survival, although he is depressed. To feel better, he takes several bong hits, the smoke bellowing out of his gaping chest wound, and then goes to his basement to play games. He books an appointment at the doctors for his acne, but they instead prescribe him Xanax, presumably seeing how *damaged* he is. This appointment makes him late for work however, and he is welcomed to a rowdy audience, whom he yells at, giving them what they fucking deserve. He comes home later, with the hole in his chest somehow healed.

Once home, Johnny tries to get plastic surgery several times, but fails, and so he just goes to bed. During the night, several ghosts appear, including that of Bonzi Buddy and the Redhead Burglar. Bonzi steals Johnny's arcade cabinet and a cop arrives to try and arrest him, but fails. Johnny wakes up and is so stressed by the ghosts that he has an angry wank to relieve it. He later intimidates Bonzi's ghost before going back to sleep.

In the morning, Johnny receives a text from Lindsay Abernathy telling him that he should be nicer, and so he invites her over for a surprise. Once she arrives, Johnny goes back inside to practice telling jokes. While this happens, Shaggy Rogers enters Johnny's house, but Johnny is too busy telling jokes to respond to his hangout invitation, and soon leaves.

Johnny then takes his microphone stand outside and starts telling jokes to Lindsay, she laughs at his jokes but then he gives her what she fucking deserves, and shoots her in the head. Once Death arrives, he reaps Lindsay's soul, and then begins laughing at Johnny's jokes

### The Squarepants Household

At the Squarepants Household, everybody except Jill Valentine is chatting by the TV. Jill is apparently suffering cramps due to her period, but Nemesis T-Type is "too shitty" to help her with it, and so instead the pair try for a baby. Spongebob Squarepants stands by their bedroom window, watching and laughing. Jill later takes a pregnancy test, but of course it is negative.

Albert Wesker is apparently kidnapped again, though he never actually leaves the house and is added back to the family. Before long he is kidnapped yet again, and replaced with a ghost of himself. He posts about his own kidnapping on social media and calls the police, and tells a cop that he is kidnapped.

Spongebob attempts to contact the kidnappers, and the household suddenly becomes extremely rich. The kidnappers request a payment from Spongebob for them to tell him the location to meet them to get Wesker back, which he happily pays. They tell him to meet them in the Forgotten Grotto, so Spongebob travels to the Cursed Lands with Eugene Mister Krabs, though Mr. Krabs doesn't follow Spongebob into the cave. Spongebob pays the kidnappers their ransom, and rescues Albert Wesker, who passes out when they get home. This is probably all part of his plan.

Wesker wakes up and eats some applesauce, while Spongebob goes to sleep. The Piss Doctor appears in the house, again proclaiming the value of knowledge. Albert offers him exciting services and blows him a kiss across the house, which he doesn't like at first but later blushes. In the dead of night while in his sleep, Spongebob gets a message from a random dog who is also dead, Danny, telling him that he is ugly. It is unknown how a dead dog obtained a phone, let alone managed to send Spongebob a message. The Piss Doctor apparently leaves before Jill gets home from work.

Albert Wesker is invited to hang out with Garfield, and travels to the Bogan Household. He grills some chicken, but ignores it and runs all the way down the street to eat floor burgers, passing a Wario along the way. He goes back to the Bogan Household and tries to get along with Dio, asking him many questions. He then plays Uno with Dio, but loses to him twice. He Trolls teh Forums, before going home. When he gets back, he is horrified to witness Jill's dancing moves, which cause her to levitate above the ground at points.

### Duke Nukem

Duke Nukem proudly moves in with Briella Foy and Buff Vargshroom at the Foy Household. Vargshroom begins twerking much to Briella's amusement. Duke instantly starts romancing Briella, and they go upstairs to WooHoo. This angers Vargshroom, who attacks Briella by snatching her weave. Seeing that one of his babes has been hurt, Duke brutally murders Vargshroom by driving a motorbike into him, and then gunning him down from a parachute. To celebrate, he and Briella WooHoo again. Damn, he's good.

Duke then visits Johnny Zest. Upon rudely introducing himself, he performs Extreme CBT on Johnny, who passes out, and then Self-WooHoo's in Johnny's bed. The ghost of the first CBT Queen is summoned, and she starts attacking Sims in the street. Johnny wakes up and beats up Duke, and Duke tries to perform Extreme CBT on Johnny again, causing a second CBT Queen to appear, though she doesn't kick any croutches. Johnny continues to beat up Duke, who is seen limping away from Johnny.

## Character Debuts.

* CBT Queen
	+ Elliana Mitchell *(Death)*
	+ Rebekah Hyatt
* Joseph Joestar
* Johnny's Attempted Killer
* Danny
* Duke Nukem
* Buff Vargshroom *(Proper Introduction) (Death)*
* Briella Foy *(Proper Introduction)*

## Memorable Quotes

"*I'm Jim Carrey.*"
—Jim Carrey[src]

"*Never interrupt my chicken nugget book. Please! I take McDonald's very seriously!*"
—Bulk Bogan as he delivers Extreme CBT for the first time unto a random man[src]

"*There's a lot of Sims I like... There's a lot of Sims I dislike... But some of them, you do NOT do that shit to.*"
—A very pissed off Joel after Elliana Mitchell delivers Extreme CBT upon Bob Ross[src]

"*Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?*"
—Danny texting Spongebob Squarepants[src]

"*EVERYBODY RUN! THIS PERSON IS A SERIAL KILLER!!!*"
—Twitch Chat exposing Johnny Zest at GamerCon[src]

"*I have nothing.*"
—Dio Brando when asked about his earnings[src]

## Gallery

The Robotnik Household playing on their stolen video game systemBulk Bogan whoring out in the WacDonald's manager room.Bogan with Nick McLaughlin.Bogan performing Ultimate CBT.Bob Ross blowing the CBT horn.Oh no.DIO flossing on the McDonalds roof.Dio pissing fire in the AC Unit.Rooftop pisser Dio feat. Godd Howard.Danny prank calling Spongebob.Albert Wesker is kidnapped (again) whilst eating animal crackers.*My name Spongebob Squarepants, and I am a former alcoholic.*Spongebob Squarepants pays the kidnappers 25,000 ransom for the safe return of Albert Wesker.Johnny Zest is stabbed by a random sim.*I feel a little depressed today, so you know what, I'm gonna go home. Gamer Day was not for me.*Johnny letting off some tension after GamerCon."Johnny, you fucking psychopath".Johnny gives granny what she deserves.Wesker losing at Uno to DioDuke Nukem having a good time.Duke Nukem kills Buff Vargshroom for messing with his babes.