Kutwhe City Laws

In Kutwhe, it is illegal to spit gum on the sidewalk, street, parkade, park, schoolyard, garden, fields, forests, deserts, natural reserves, zoos, washrooms, malls, religious buildings, around buildings, alleyways or even your own driveway. If gum is spotted on any of these public areas, it can be consequences with fines up to $100,000 or 3.4 months in prison for illegal use.

The only place to spit gum is the garbage or cat holes, Kutwhe wants its city to be very, VERY clean!

Adding onto the cleanest city in the world, Kutwhe also prohibits smoking, basically anywhere, smoking can only be used in smoking areas or isolated woodlands, prairies or alleyways.

It is also illegal to dress your dog in coats, sweaters, boots and hats because it is believed that these certain things were made for humankind and it is marked as animal abuse.

Both of these laws can be a fine of $1200 or 5.4 months in prison.

If you don’t flush the toilet in a public area, you can receive a fine of $150 and even up to 11-14 days in prison. Just remember to keep public toilets clean and you’ll be out of trouble.

No! You can’t feed birds in Kutwhe, you can’t shoot or kill any birds, ANY BIRDS. It can be a fine of $230,000 and 23 years in prison if caught feeding, shooting, killing, or poisoning domestic or wild birds, as well as taking a baby birds nest without consent.

Same goes for mammals, you can’t feed, kill or shoot wild animals unless if your a farmer for livestock whereas you can only kill pigs, cows, chickens, goats, and sheep. You CANNOT kill cows, pigs, chickens, goats and sheep you don’t own, you can’t even kill them if you own them without filling a large form or your a strong farmer.

You can’t poison, kill, or shoot domestic or wild animals, it can leave a fine of $312,000 and 56 years of prison.

Spitting in peoples drinks while working is strongly forbidden, if your caught spitting in someone’s drink your about to serve them, you will get slap, beaten, and paid a fine of $1300 and it can even go to 2.3 years in prison.

Poison of any kind is banned in Kutwhe, all will be burned, and placed into far holes in the wilderness. Poisoning or trapping rodents or any animal is prohibited.  As well as poisoning a human which can put you in jail for 76 years.

It’s illegal to swear near a religious centre (mosque, temple, synagogue, church, chapel) and if heard or reported it can leave a fine of $500 and if continued, placed in jail for 16 days.

Disturbing a birthday party, funeral, wedding, or class which your not apart of is illegal and can be given three warnings depending on how bad it is and then placed into jail for 3.2 months. (Funerals - 6.4 months).

Fishing can only be done if you’re very skilled and a skilled farmer or hunter, if you’re not a hunter or farmer, you can only hunt mackerels, herrings, trout, salmon, catfish and carp. If your a skilled hunter or farmer, you can hunt all fish with consent.

You cannot pee in lifts, elevators, or escalators, because a disabled person or janitor or someone may be using it and may slip and may not get up due to a physical condition, making the fine up to $500 as well as being forced to clean it off the floor if done a third time.

Drawing your names or words into sands, soils, or snow is known to be “hurting the wild land” and can be a fine between $30-$450 depending on what the words are or the size of the words.

Yes you can build sandcastles.

Items like baby walkers, and masquerade anonymous masks are banned.

Baby walkers? Why? Because baby walkers were said to hurt babies, broken bones, or head injuries, strollers, however are allowed.

Masquerade masks are banned due to robberies, so masks were burned and banned, making it impossible to not be seen while robbing.

If you expose nuts or chestnuts in public, you must cover it with a lid or remove it by confiscating it into a trash bin due to allergies which can be seen as a “mass assault”.

Always be ready in your house, always dress well and never be naked as Kutwhe also wants everyone dressing fancily. Wear darker colours, and dress like you’re going for a job interview or wedding (optional).

Eating a orange in a bathtub is illegal. It was made around 1920, when people believed that the citric acid in the orange would mix with the natural bath oils and would create a highly explosive mixture. Not at all true, and this law should be removed.

You can’t sell drugs unless you’re apart of a pharmacy or doctors degree.

You can’t drive barefoot, driving barefoot rather than driving with shoes can lessen the grip and control you have on the pedals, which could lead to an accident.

You can’t eat ice cream on the sidewalk, you must eat it somewhere nearing a trash can or in a bowl due to the cleanliness law. It won’t fine you or anything, but be sure to clean it up or it can lead to a small fine if not cleaned up.

Unless apart of the military, it’s illegal to wear camouflage clothing which is the reason, camouflage clothing or prints is not found in public shopping centres.

No ringing doorbells after 10 p.m unless it’s for emergencies, medical use, firefighter use, relative use, or police use.

It’s a crime to marry or date minors. If you’re under 19, you can’t date anyone over 2 years older then you.