The War on Happy Holidays

*This article is about the lesson. For the conflict, see War on Christmas.*

"*I don't mean to alarm you, but there's a war being fought right now. A war for our future. And it's being fought right here in God's beautiful America. I'm talking of course about the War on Happy Holidays. They don't want you to say it any more. Well, I'm gonna keep saying it, God damn it!*"
―Erik
The War on Happy Holidays is the 105th lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on December 31, 2019.

## Summary

Paul Salvia Watson talks about the different ways the so-called tolerant Christmas supporters are waging a War on Happy Holidays.

Erik gets upset about the Christmas people trying to take away his Happy Holidays. He watches a PragerU video where Dennis Prager gets offended by people wishing him happy holidays. Then he goes into a game of Battlefield and wishes his teammates happy holidays. One of them responds with "Merry Christmas" so Erik teamkills him. Erik looks over past defeats in the War on Happy Holidays to see what he can learn from them. He looks at one in particular where some guy said his name was Merry Christmas at Starbucks. Erik uses the new Facebook account Holiday Fartcruise to leave a comment on the video.

Erik quickly interrupts the lesson to talk about NordVPN.

After the ad, Erik listens to a Christmas song about how saying Merry Christmas should be required and is shocked by how good it is. In response, he commissions DJ Crib Def to make the song Fuck Christmas. It doesn't work because Crib Def mostly sings about sex stuff, taking shits, and killing cops.

Finally, Erik puts on an Alex Jones video where he gets upset about people being included and bothers some random guy off the street. Erik leaves a comment where he admits that there's no War on Happy Holidays. It's actually a War on Christmas and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

## Comments

*This is the future "Happy Holidays" people want #JustSayChristmas**File:JustSayChristmas.jpg*
- @commentiquette

*Hey can you guys stop running ads on my videos? You're all a bunch of idiots and I don't want your fuckin money. Thanks to your ridiculous adsense spending I can now say I've indirectly profited from the fracking industry. I didn't want that, and I don't want you. Quit sneaking into other peoples classrooms to tell their students how to think, because if you were a real university you'd be focused on putting young adults into debt for the rest of their lives. Right now all you're doing is making sure they stay virgins for that period of time instead. And hey stop acting like the whole world is after you, because it's annoying as shit. If I ever had a college teacher that complained half as much as what I've seen on this channel, I would drop that class and avoid that teacher. Now you can call that "being silenced" or whatever the fuck your mission statement is here, but it's much more likely that you guys are just so fuckin annoying that nobody wants anything to do with you. Including me! Also I find it ironic that the guy in this video literally celebrates multiple holidays. Hey, that's progressive as shit bro slay queen go off I'm a gay baby here's some titties ( . )( . )*
- Erik

*Holiday Fartcruise Yeah well I got a Starbucks employee to write “Dickhole Spelunker” on a coffee cup but you don't see me waving my gun around in a parking lot about it. Hey I once fucked a lobster to death before cooking it, so I guess you could say I'm one of the global elite. Listen I make mad fracking money thanks to PragerU and I love spending it on Starbucks sous vide egg bites and creamberry frappuccinos while taking offensive shits in their bathroom because I have a caffeine sensitivity. All that said, something tells me you've had plenty of Starbucks cups since then emblazoned with your real name because you're a slave to capitalism just like the rest of us here's some titties ( . )( . )*
- Erik

*Proud to announce I commissioned none other than @DJCRIBDEF himself to make a Happy Holidays song! Haven't listened yet but I'm sure it's great!*
- @commentiquette

*Uh no actually the war is on happy holidahhhhh I can't pretend anymore! I'm sorry guys I gotta spill the beans. Nobody actually gives a shit about including all the holidays. All we wanna do is get rid of Christmas. You're right. There's a war on Christmas. And we're fuuuckin winning. We can't stand the idea of people celebrating Christmas; Opening stupid gifts under a stupid tree, singing goddamn Christmas carols to each other, gross ass egg nog. It makes us SICK, and now thanks to Saudi funding we now finally have the power to destroy Christmas forever. The only thing you're gonna be kissing under the mistletoe this year is your family goodbye when we round up all you Santa loving losers and put you in our secret globalist moon prison where you gotta work in the silicon mines so we can keep putting Chinese microchips in child vaccines.**And when we're all done killing Christmas we're gonna go after even more popular american traditions, like baseball and school shootings. So fuck you Alex Jones you're just wasting your time trying to change the course of history. Keep talking shit and we'll start a hashtag that says you're
cancelled, even though there's no information in the hashtag, cause it'll get flooded with Kpop FanCams nobody's gonna see why you're cancelled. They're just gonna assume you got cancelled. Kpop FanCams, by the way, another invention of ours to ruin the world. I'm Deep State Salvia over and
out, and here's a quick tip: don't eat pork this winter if you don't like catching AIDS hahahahahaha AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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- Erik

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