TIS Roleplay

¨WHAT THE HECK!¨ - FALFJThis page is long.Opening this might slow your browser if you have a really bad computer.

## *TIS Roleplay*

### Written by

Incredible Chris 378, RyuD, and anyone who wanted to

### Language

English

**TIS Roleplay was a roleplay with the main contestants on the bfdi wiki owned by BlastBurn2007 and RyuD but Incredible sadly was banned on the bfdi wiki . HappyYomar is one of the new owners. Due to RyuD being banned in the TIS wiki forever due to banning people with no reason HappyYomar is the only owner. Now since BlastBurn2007 knows about this wiki he is one of the new owners again.**

## **Transcripts:**

#### **Episode 1a:**

**Depressed Pencil: \*Sigh\***

**Aqua Sphere: Aw.. What's wrong depressed pencil?**

**Depressed Pencil: It's just... everything seems so MEANINGLESS nowadays**

**CinderBlock: I agree, but in a different way.**

**Aqua Sphere: I know what would cheer you up! An ice and lava message!**

**FALFJ: Welcome to the ICY HOT SPA! How may i burn you?**

**Depressed Pencil: What?**

**FALFJ: I mean, SERVE you... hehe**

**Aqua Sphere: My friend here needs to cheer up with an Ice and lava message!**

**Depressed Pencil: No really, Im fine! I don't Need it.**

**FourTwo: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!**

**Aqua Sphere: WHAT?? HUH!? WHAT'S GOING ON!!??**

**FourTwo: RAINBOW BOMBY IS GONNA BLOW!!!**

**FALFJ: And this time it's not my fault. Boom!**

**(Rainbow Bomby explodes killing almost everyone.)**

**V: lalalala! Hm??**

**V: Where did everyone go**

**(Everyone comes out of a portal and lands on the ground)**

**CinderBlock: What the Stone happened?**

**Portal: You guys died in an explosion so i recovered you!**

**Win Token: Well that's convienent.**

**Ruby Orb: HAHA lol. Check out this Trump X Biden post!**

**(Rainbow Bomby pukes out banana guts)**

**Portal: Hey, this is a nice looking Island!)**

**Ice Cube: And I want it!**

**Ruby Orb: Who said YOU could have it??**

**V: I want it!!!**

**Portal: How about you guys battle for it? Whoever wins this treacherous battle gets to keep this WHOLE ISLAND!!**

**Crown: Well that's unfair to everyone, They all know i'll 2-stock them in this entire competetion!**

**Mirrory (With Glasses): HEY!!**

**Portal: Well we'll see about that. 14 contestants, This whole island, This is The Insane Showdown. LET'S GET IT ON!!!**

#### **Episode 1b:**

**Ice Cube: So what's the first challenge?**

**Ruby Orb: Well obviously, it's going to be "a naming team challenge"**

**Portal: good guess, but no.**

**FourTwo: Balance Beam?**

**Portal: No.**

**Other Mirrory(Glasses): Bowling ball throwing?**

**Portal: NO!**

**FALFJ: Hmmm what about a staring contest?**

**Portal: NO THAT SOUNDS DUMB >:(**

**Ruby Orb:then what about a we just get on with the show contest**

**CinderBlock: Yeah, to be honest-**

**Portal: Well, all those challenges are two simple!**

**Win Token: Well what's your challenge?**

**Portal: A SCAVENGER HUNT!**

**Portal: In this challenge, you have to get a bunch on items on your list, there is no limit to those items, the first two to bring me as much items as possible on the list will be the team captains! Any questions?**

**Ice Cube: Uhm, yeah-**

**Portal: GO!**

**Cinderblock: I found something!!! Oh wait, it's just a rock.**

**Win token: HAHAHA STUPID!!! I found Tape, which IS on my list!**

**Cinderblock: GRR!**

**Ruby orb: wait so I have to roll all my items to you**

**Portal: Eventually**

**Ruby orb: aw come on**

**Crown: Um, what are my items?**

**FourTwo: Hey Crowny!!**

**Crown: Um, hi.**

**FourTwo: I just wanted to ask.. \*Huff Huff\* I we could for a pack or alliance?**

**John Cena: I want to join too, But you can't see me, because im John Cena!**

**Crown: Uhh... Sure?**

**Crown: \*hmm, if i have an alliance, that means if people join, i could get their trust!\* Sure**

**FourTwo: YAY!!**

**John Cena: AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!**

**Ruby orb: how will I do this?**

**Win token: you could put the items in something and push it?**

**Ruby orb \*ding\* great idea**

**Crown: Alright, i found a game console.**

**Ice Cube: \*searches in bush\* Oh! I got an Ice Cube and... \*checks list\* it's not in my list.**

**FALFJ: Aha! A torch! That's on my list!**

**Crown: So, i have 1 out of 5 objects, i think more should be underground \*digs\***

**Ruby Orb: \*pushes a bunch of marbles to her bag\* The rule said that the items have no limit! \*pushes the bag\***

**Other Mirrory: \*searches tree\***

**FourTwo: Hey Other Mirrory!**

**Other Mirrory:\*shoots a nasty look at FourTwo\***

**FourTwo: AAAGH! \*zips away\***

**Ruby Orb: OK that means I have 4 things left on my list**

**FALFJ: Ruby orb looks like she needs help... I should help her**

**Rainbow Bomby: But Why??**

**FALFJ: Because, i have a hot side and a cool side, i want to use my cool side every once in awhile.**

**Rainbow Bomby: Oh, Ok!**

**Crown: what in the name of grand golden crown is this? It's a bismuth-amollite thingamajig**

**FourTwo: Why would Portal need THAT?**

**GPS: This was EASY I found all 5 of my stuff, just by using my tracker!**

**GPS: Here you go Portal!**

**Crown: isn't that cheating if he used a tracker?**

**John Cena: Maybe**

**Crown: well, here's the 3rd item! A Big Tire.**

**\*the tire rolls off\***

**Crown: Hey, where did the tire go?**

**V: I FOUND SOMETHING!!! Well that's everything on my list!**

**John Cena: HEY THAT"S OUR TIRE!!**

**Cinderblock: AARRGH!! Stupid Win Token! As IF he knew more than me...**

**Ice Cube: Well I found all 5 items!**

**Depressed Pencil:Oh no I broke the signal AGAIN!**

**Crown: well, atleast i found another tire**

**Ruby orb: push**

**FourTwo: Lets go bring it to portal!**

**FALFJ: Hnnn!!! Man, this is heavy! Ruby orb, what's IN this thing!?**

**Ruby Orb: Nothing much, Some Moldy cheese, Colored pencils, A nuclear bomb, Parcels of the moon.**

**FALFJ: WHAAAA...??**

**Ruby Orb: And marbles, 100000000 of them to be exact.**

**FALFJ:... We're doomed...**

**Ice Cube and Crown's alliance are making their way to Portal.**

**Ice Cube trips suddenly and Crown's alliance passes him.**

**Ruby Orb and FALFJ are also there.**

**Portal: Congratulations you all!**

**GPS, Ruby Orb, and Crown: It was nothing!**

**Ice Cube: I want revenge!**

**Portal: NOW THE TWO TEAMS CAPTAINS ARE........**

**Portal: Crown and Ruby Orb!**

**GPS: Wait what?! Why them? Why not me?!**

**Portal: Because you used a tracker.**

**GPS collapses.**

**Portal: Alirght! Crown and Ruby Orb! Choose your teammates!**

**Crown: Are we allowed to choose many at once?**

**Portal: Yep!**

**Crown: Ok i choose FourTwo and John Cena!**

**Ruby Orb: I'll choose FALFJ and Win Token, since they helped me!**

**Win Token: What? I never helped you!**

**Ruby Orb: I don't care.**

**Fourtwo: huh?**

**Ice Cube: ooooh she be crushing 😝**

**Ruby Orb: Oh shut up! it's not that serious 🙄**

**Fourtwo: \*drinks water\***

**Win Token: Yoyle cake**

**Crowny: Hehe, Well i'll pick Aqua Sphere and V**

**Ruby Orb: CinderBlock and Depressed Pencil**

**Crown: Ice Cube and Other Mirrory**

**Ruby Orb: Then I guess I have GPS and Rainbow Bomb**

**Portal: Now for team names!**

**Crown: My team will be call *The Beasts of '21***

**Ruby Orb: Mine's will be called *The Gems Of Justice*!**

**Portal: Now we can Start the first contest!**

**Crown: Bout' Time**

**Portal: The first contest is a Hula Hoop contest!**

**Each player will be givin a hula hoop, you have to hula hoop as long as you can! Last person standing wins for their team, and the other will be put up for voting! is everyone ready?**

**Fourtwo: YES**

**Ruby Orb: WAIT!**

**Portal: Wut...**

**Ruby Orb: Me and Win token dont have limbs to hula-hoop with!**

**Win token: YEAH!**

**Portal: Oh, then you guys can sit out then.**

**Fourtwo:\*starts hula hooping\***

**Crown: \*hula hoops\* this isn't so bad**

**Fourtwo:\*still hula hooping\* this is too easy**

**Other Mirrory:\*hula hoops but trips\***

**\*Ice Cube pushes FourTwo\***

**FourTwo: What the Value was that for!?**

**IceCube: You were showing off! I had to do something**

**FourTwo: I hope you realize that we're on the SAME TEAM!!**

**Ice Cube: Really? i didn't notice,**

**John Cena: YES! IM. AM. AWESOME! BELIEVE.**

**Cinderblock: What the stone are you doing?**

**John Cena: MOTAVATION! You should try it!**

**Crown: \*tired\* i.....can....do this..........\*collapses\***

**John Cena: I. Can't. See. Me. NO ONE. Can see. me.**

**\*CinderBlock kicks John Cena\***

**John Cena: NO!! I've been hit! bleh...**

**\*KO!\***

**Cinderblock: HAHA, idiot. Pencil!**

**Depressed Pencil: It's DEPRESSED Pencil**

**CinderBlock: Oh... Well, Crown's team is in the lead. We got to find a way to win the challange!!**

**\*V collapses in exhauston\***

**FALFJ: Really CinderBlock was that really necessary?**

**CInderBlock: Was she on our team, I didn't know...**

**FALFJ: \*burns cinderblock\***

**GPS: Hey now we're in the lead!**

**\*Depressed pencil gets hit by a rock thrown by V\***

**CinderBlock: oof**

**Portal: *The Gems of Justice* and the *Beasts of '21* are tied! who will rise in triumph and who will fall in defeat?**

**Crown: Aqua, IC, you guys gotta win for us**

**FALFJ: That is what you get you filthy animal**

**Ruby Orb: GPS! C.B.! YOU HAVE TO WIN FOR OUR TEAM!!**

**Crown: How original...**

**FALFJ: Wait hold up I just noticed IM TOO SMALL TO USE A HULA HOOP :(**

**\*hula hoop drops\***

**Aqua:ALMOST DONE....**

**Cinderblock: \*ding\* I got and idea!**

**Cinderblock: Other Mirrory!**

**Other Mirrory: ?**

**CInderblock: FIREAFY IS STREAMING ON HBO MAX!**

**Other Mirror: \*NOTICE ME SENPAI!!! face\* \*swarms the phone\***

**Aqua Sphere: FIREAFY CAN'T STREAM ON HBO MA-**

**\*Cinderblock throws a rock at Aqua Sphere, thus winning the challange\***

**FALFJ: WA CINDERBLOCK THAT WAS NOT FAIR**

**Portal: AND THE GEMS OF JUSTICE WINS THE FIRST CHALLANGE!!**

**FALFJ: WHA- never mind...**

**Portal: And the Beasts of '21 are up for elimination. SO vote now! Voting ends at 3: 20!**

**Epilouge:**

**Depressed Pencil:What's happening I just heard portal yell what does he need?**

**Other Mirrory(Glasses): Uh, he nee-**

**CinderBlock: Shush it, can't talk.**

**FALFJ: What happened! I heard Portal Scream!**

#### **Episode 2:**

**Crown: Man, I can't believe we lost the challange**

**John Cena: Are you sure about that?**

**FourTwo: Well technically...**

**John Cena: Yeah, he's right. CinderBlock did us dirty!**

**\*Ruby Orb uses FALFJ to lite Rainbow bomb\***

**John Cena: Ruby Orb! NOOOOO!**

**\*Fuse fizzes because of FALFJ's icy side\***

**John Cena: Phew!**

**\*Ruby Orb lites RB's fuse again\***

**FourTwo: GAAAH!!**

**\*FourTwo pushes Rainbow Bomb in the water and explodes and all the fish fly out of the water\***

**\*A fish goes into portal\***

**Portal: Huh, the heck was that? Eh no matter.**

**Portal: It's time for the elimination!!!**

**Portal: *Beasts of '21!* You guys lost the challange because of Other Mirrory's horny spirit!**

**Other Mirrory: It's not my fault, Cinderblock tricked me!!**

**Portal: We got 10 Votes! A nice amount for a first timer.**

**Portal: The first one safe is... V!! With Zero votes**

**V: YAY!! What's my prize?**

**Portal: your prize is... uh... A... Jar of Pickles?**

**V: \*Stares vigorously at Portal\***

**V: YAY!! I LOVE PICKLES!!**

**\*V eats pickles vigorously\***

**Portal: For the rest of you, you get lemonade!**

**Portal: Crown is the second one safe with also Zero Votes!**

**Crown: HA! People Know greatness when they see it.**

**Portal: Other Mirrory, FourTwo and Aqua Sphere are all safe with one vote!**

**Portal: John Cena and Ice Cube are in the bottom two!**

**John Cena: Eliminations have so much pressure!!**

**Portal: AND THE LAST SAFE IS------- JOHN CENA with 3 VOTES!!**

**John Cena: YEA!!**

**Portal: I'm sorry Ice Cube, but you have been eliminated with 4 votes.**

**Ice Cube: WHAT!? NOO! \*Sigh\* Where will i be going?**

**Portal: Here! \*sanps\***

**Ice Cube: AAAAAH-**

**\* Ice Cube is teleported to a jail far away\***

**Ice Cube: NOOOOO!**

**Ruby Orb: Where did he go??**

**Portal: To jail for being eliminated.**

**Portal: NOW TO START THE 2ND CONTEST!!**

**GPS: FINALLY**

**Portal: It's a go-kart race.**

**Portal: You have to race all the way to the finish in go karts! Last person at the finish is eliminated! 3, 2, 1, GO!!**

**\*Win token jumps into a go-kart\***

**Win Token: Wait... I don't have any ARMS!!**

**Aqua Sphere: Come on TwoFour, get in a kart!**

**FourTwo: Excuse me, but i would rather be called FOURTWO and NOT TwoFour, that's my sister's name.**

**John Cena: Whatever TwoFour, Lets Go!!**

**FourTwo: GRR**

**FALFJ: Don't worry Win Token, You control the pedals, I'll do the steering**

**Win Token: Sounds good to me!**

**GPS: I'll drive for you Ruby Orb,**

**Ruby Orb: Thanks GPS!**

**\*While driving\***

**FourTwo: But for real, DON'T call me TwoFour**

**John Cena: Chillax! It was only a joke.**

**\*CinderBlock takes the Lead\***

**CinderBlock: HAHA You'll never catch up to me!!**

**\*John Cena Speeds past him at SUPER fast speeds along with FourTwo\***

**FourTwo: HA!**

**CinderBlock: How did I not SEE That!?**

**John Cena: YOU CAN'T SEE ME, MY TIME IS NOW!!**

**Portal: Wow, The *Beasts of '21* take the lead!**

**Ruby Orb: WE CAN'T LOSE OUR STREAK!**

**GPS: Don't worry, I got this!**

**\*GPS Pushes a lever\***

**Ruby Orb: WOAH!**

**\*Ruby Orb Falls out and gets ran over by V\***

**Ruby Orb: EERK!!**

**\*KO\***

**John Cena: Uh.. V? What was That?**

**V: idk, Not Important**

**John Cena: OK**

**Depressed Pencil: I CAN ALMOST SEE THE FINISH.**

**\*Crown picks up Rainbow Bomb and throws him backward\***

**Rainbow Bomb: OH NO!!**

**\*Explodes and kills GPS, CinderBlock, FALFJ, and Win Token\***

**Other Mirrory: WE WON!**

**All of the *Beasts of '21*: YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!**

**Portal: And the Beasts of '21 Wins the challange, and since everyone else is ded. The Gems of Justice will be up for elimination! So VOTE NOW! Voting ends at 9:00am**

**Epolouge:**

**Ruby Orb: Oh, GPS, Sorry I took the "TEAM CAPTAIN" from you last episode.**

**GPS: Meh, it's alright, i did kinda cheat.**

#### **Episode 3:**

**John Cena: Where's TwoFour?**

**Crown: Don't Call him that.**

**John Cena: Why? TwoFour's a great name.**

**FourTwo: DON'T CALL ME THAT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!, THAT'S MY SISTER'S NAME!!**

**Win Token: Oh, There you are TwoFour**

**FourTwo: DON'T CALL ME TWOFOU\*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE\***

**\*Win Token faints from the screech\***

**John Cena: OW!! Why'd you do that FourTwo??**

**FourTwo: Sorry...**

**Portal: Hi, mind if i take Win Token's corpes for Elimination?**

**Crown: Knock yourself out.**

**Portal: Thanks**

**John Cena: hehe TwoFour**

**FourTwo: AARGH!! \*zappies\***

**John Cena: YEEET!!**

**\*John Cena dogdes zappies and it hits portal\***

**Portal: OW! Who did that!?**

**\*Crowny and John Cena points a FourTwo\***

**FourTwo: HUH!?**

**\*Portal snaps FourTwo out of existance\***

**Portal: Ok time for elimination!**

**HappyYomar: Hello, Portal, Why is there a fusion abomination attacking contestants?**

**Portal: Aw come on, I'm sure he means well. Now go away, you're on a different show.**

**\*Snaps and teleports him back to his original home and recovers FourTwo\***

**FourTwo: Sorry, I was trying to aim at JC not you!**

**Portal: Ok Apologie accepted!**

**HappyYomar: BTW, I like your show!**

**Portal: Thanks! wait, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE!?**

**\*HappyYomar zips away\***

**Portal: We Got 12 votes! YAAAAY!**

**FALFJ: Yeah. (sarcasticly)**

**Portal: GPS with 0 votes, so he gets an orange!**

**GPS: Uhh... Yea?**

**Portal: I can tell you are So inThuseastic (sarcasticly)**

**Win Token: HURRY UP AND READ MY VOTES OR ELSE I'll PUNCH YOU!!**

**Portal: You don't have limbs.**

**Win Token: Oh, sh\*t**

**John Cena: THIS IS A NO SWEARING PROFILE!!**

**\*Picks up win token\***

**Win token: AAH PUT ME DOWN!!**

**\*Put's him in a vending machine and gets Cheetoes\***

**John Cena: Yum,**

**Win Token: YOU DON'T NEED CHEETOES!! LET ME OUT!! NOOOOOOOOOO!**

**Portal: Win Token is next safe with 2 vote. So he gets a rock!**

**\*Rock crashes and breaks the glass and he hops out\***

**Win Token: Ahh... Fresh air!**

**Portal: How can you eat? You're an OBJECT.**

**John Cena: En Contraire! I'm a HUMAN. Here have a cheetoe with my autograph on it.**

**Portal: Ew. Cinder Block and FALFJ are also safe with 2 votes!**

**Portal: The final 2! Depressed Pencil and Rainbow Bomb!**

**And the last safe is..... Rainbow Bomb! with 2 votes.**

**Rainbow Bomb: OHMYGOSH! YAY!**

**Win Token: NO MY COMPUTER DIED! I was Watching Battle For Luxiourious Hotel!**

**Portal: Get over it, And Depressed Pencil is eliminated with 3 votes!**

**Depressed Pencil: \*sigh\* Ok, Send me away...**

**\*Portal snaps his fingers and she is teleported to the jail\***

**Ice Cube: Oh, Hello!**

**CONTEST:**

**FourTwo: Man i'm starving, I should kill an animal!**

**\*Kills a Pig\***

**Aqua Sphere: NOOOOO!! HE WAS MY FRIEND!**

**FourTwo: OH NO IM SO SORRY**

**Other Mirrory: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?**

**Win Token: Wait, I could watch it on my phone! YAY**

**Win Token: Wait, I don't have a phone.**

**FourTwo: Here you can borrow mine!**

**WIn Token: THANKS TWOFOUR!**

**FourTwo: Ok i'm taking my phone back.**

**Win Token; WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!**

**Portal: EVERYONE, SHUT YOUR MOUTHS!!!**

**\*A silence fell over everyone\***

**Portal: Much Better!**

**FourTwo: What's the next challenge?**

**Portal: Im glad you asked**

**Win token: But didn't you tell us to shut our Mouths?**

**\*😤\***

**Win Token: AAH!**

**\*Pushed into lava\***

**FourTwo: HAHA!! ERK! (Chokes on water)**

**Portal: Uhh... Ok**

**Portal: The next Challenge is a balance beam challenge! Everyone will be standing on a balance beam, you have to stand on it for as long as you can! Horseplay is allowed! last one standing wins for their team, and the other will be up for elimination! GO!!**

**\* Win Token Gets revived\***

**FourTwo: (Thinking) Can't I just screech everyone? NAH That would be cheating.**

**\*CinderBlock kicks off FourTwo\***

**CinderBlock: HAHA, Sourpuff!**

**Win Token; UUUGH!! Speed this up! This is taking so long!**

**Ruby Orb: Be patient, we just started.**

**FourTwo: If i Grasp hard enough, i'll win the challenge!**

**Win Token: That's What She Said**

**\*Kicks Win token off\***

**Win Token: AAAAAAH!!!**

**CinderBlock: Hmm,**

**\*Looks at Aqua Sphere and John Cena\***

**CinderBlock: HEY JOHN CENA**

**John Cena: ?**

**CInderBlock: DWAYNE JOHNSON"S BETTER THAT YOU!!**

**John Cena: How DARE you!!!**

**\*Kick flips him off\***

**Cinderblock: YEET!**

**\*Grabs back on the beam and kicks him into Aqua Sphere\***

**\*Portal Watches with recommended characters in the distance\***

**Portal: Perfectly balanced......As all things should be.....**

**FourTwo: IM NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES!!!**

**\*SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!!\***

**\*Knocks everyone but him off\***

**\*Screeches recommended contestants\***

**Portal: Wow... That was short lived... The *Beasts of '21* are safe once again!!**

**The *Beasts of '21*: YAAAAAAAAAAY!**

**Portal: The Gems of Justice are up for elimination. AGAIN!!!**

**SO VOTE NOW!! Voting ends at 10:50**

**Epoluoge:**

**FourTwo: Uhh... Am i the only one alive? Im lonely**

**\*Everyone recovered\***

**Everyone: YAAAAAAAY!!**

**GPS: Wait, FOURTWO Screeched us and cheated!**

**Aqua Sphere: I wouldn't say "Cheated" But Okay.**

**V: Let's beat and rape him!**

**\*Everyone beats up FourTwo\***

**UPDATE: There is a high change of TIS roleplay being cancelled durning spring break**