Girl's club

The Girl's club is an organisation of female students at North Park Elementary.

## Background

The girl's club is an exclusive group for girls to discuss girl related matters, make lists, share gossip etc. They have a very organised hierarchy and system and keep information of what happens in this club hidden from the boys at school as well as the undesirable girls who'd cause problems like Lydia's Gang.

## Members

#### Head Chairwoman Posie

Posie is the current head chairwoman of the girls clubs and keeps everything organised and running smoothly.

#### Additional 4th grade members

* Mandy
* Trisha
* Cindy
* Mute
* Cassandra
* Agatha
* Delly
* Rosalind
* Nancy
* Silvia Lunaris
* Max (crossdressing)
* Asimov (crossdressing)

#### Additional 3rd grade members

* Ashley
* Sabrina Opal
* Dorothy McDougall
* Georgina

#### Temporary members

* Sydney Walker (was later banned from future meetings for being annoying)

#### Banned members who are too annoying or disruptive

* Lydia
* Penny
* Addison
* Savannah
* Gretel

#### Banned for being too messy/smelly

* Billie
* Lisa Stanky

#### Refused invitation

* Ester
* Rayne Parade

## Events and Incidents

#### The Max Incident

Max, assuming the identity of a fictional girl named "Maxine" had managed to infiltrate the higher ranks of the Girl's club's hierarchy by getting in Posie's good graces. When Posie was sick with the flu and could not be Chairwoman, she placed Maxine in charge until she was well enough to come back. While in charge Maxine proposed a rule stating that in case of a sudden emergency such as a boy infiltrating the club, all executive power would be given to the chairperson until the issue was dealt with, so that they wouldn't have to go through the usual process to deal with such a sudden and pressing issue. The rule passed, and immediately Maxine revealed herself to actually be Max. And since that meant a boy had infiltrated the club, he as the chairperson gained full control of the club. The girls attempted to argue that since he wasn't a woman he couldn't be a chairwoman, but Max had been careful to write it as "chairperson" in anticipation of this.

The incident was solved shortly after when the girls all decided to beat Max up and throw him out. Cassandra then became the new temporarily chairwoman until Posie's return the next week. Max has since assumed a few female identity and worked his way back in. This incident lead to the new rule stating that anyone revealed to not be a girl has their membership immediately revoked before any other laws apply.

#### The Sydney Incident

Sydney, visiting from Australia was offered a temporary membership while she stayed. Sydney while a member managed to do the following:

* Misplaced 4 lists
* Insulted a member with vulgar language because "just takin' the piss, mate"
* Put her feet up on the table even when asked not to
* Told her cousin Sidney the the current passcode, which has since been updated.
* Set a member's hair on fire because she "Wanted to see if it was real or not"
* Held a member in a headlock for 46 seconds
* Misspelt vital information on 7 documents and lists requiring them to be completely redone
* Brought food into a meeting and failed to properly dispose of her trash

Sydney continued being a member until she had to travel back home to Australia. The club then decided that on future visits to North Park Sydney would not be offered an invitation to attend the club as a member again.