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Merida and Tristan (book)

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*"That's the Cloister Bell. Two minutes to Belgium!"*

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Tristan Cox

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Merida and Tristan is the sixth book in the Clever Chooks series, the first book in the Multiple Tristans story arc, the second book in the CPU59A Abandonment Arc and the first book in the Merida Cluckus story arc.

**PLOT**

Hillary, having realised that Nathaniel Honkus is still active, faints and is immediately put in hospital by Charlie. Merida gets curious and asks Tristan about his recent method of transport. Trusting Merida, Tristan reveals the TASM. When they try to take off however, it is revealed that the wormhole in the TASM took out the shields, and the TASM crashes into a future version of itself, resulting in a hilarious exchange between two versions of Tristan. Afterwards, they immediately crash into Victoria.

After fixing the TASM, something forced them to land back in Tristan's office. This is revealed to be CPU59A, who denounces Cluckus Industries and leaves, after fatally wounding Tristan. Tristan is forced to utilise his fake regeneration device, which is broken from the various crashes, not changing his appearance. Tristan pulls an excuse that he split off part of the regeneration to cover the fact that his machine is broken.

**TEASER**

A new companion. A new traitor. A new mystery. What happened to the old days?

**TRIVIA**

* The working titles for the book were 'Time Crash' and 'Shots Fired'.
* This is the second occurence of Tristan faking a regeneration.
Alpha Safehouse

### Commanding Officer

Aurelia Cluckus (2017-2019), Hillary Cluckus (2019-2021), Merida Cluckus (2021-2022)

## History

### Year Destroyed

2022 (converted to C.I.S. Patriot)

Alpha Safehouse, also known as ‘the Cluckus Bunker’ or ‘Cluckus Headquarters’, is located in the town of St Andrews, in the county Fife of Scotland. The assigned address is 58 Lade Braes, and it is located directly beneath 59 Lade Braes.

#### Location

The site is within a coal mine dating back to the 19th century, at which point it was capped and turned into a pond, which was a midway point for the mill lade at the time, which now runs under the Lade Braes.

Other areas of the site include several functional branches of the coal mine. Another point of interest is the Honkus Science Innovators bunker, which was never used as part of Alpha Safehouse.

##### Access

There were several access points to Alpha Safehouse. The secondary, but most commonly used access point was the Honkus Science Innovators escape elevator, which extended up into the back garden where the animatronics of the Flock are, and was accessible from the lobby.

The main access point was hidden in the downstairs cupboard of 59 Lade Braes. The access point cover was electronically controlled, but Tristan had a key which can manually open and close it.

The tertiary access point was an old bunker-type entrance hidden along the woodland part of the Lade Braes. This lead to the vehicular elevator from the HSI days, which would stop at Alpha Safehouse as well as descending all the way to HSI.

The fourth access point was a gravitational elevator, still in very early stages, designed to be used as an escape route en masse in the event of a lockdown or emergency. It exits through a manhole cover in the back garden of 2 John Street.

#### History

Alpha Safehouse began construction in 2017 under Aurelia Cluckus, after Cluckus Industries was established following the shutdown of Honkus Science Innovators. This was referred to as Project Safehouse, and was one of the biggest construction tasks Cluckus Industries ever faced. It was only completed in 2022.

Alpha Safehouse experienced multiple break ins, a lockdown, and alien invasions during its time.

#### C.I.S. Patriot

In January 2022, Tristan set up the secret Project Patriot, which involved him and a trusted construction crew turning Alpha Safehouse into a Solar-class spaceship. This was completed by mid-2022.

When Valery Cluckus-Grey seperated the Cluckus Institute from Cluckus Industries, Tristan put the final stage of Project Patriot into motion. Having assembled a small crew, he accessed the secret bridge on Alpha Safehouse, starting up the spaceship. The docking clamps retracted, and the C.I.S. *Patriot* was able to fly out through a tunnel. After this, Alpha Safehouse was marked as decommisioned.
Exeter Memorial

The Exeter War Memorial, colloquially referred to as the Exeter Memorial, was a war memorial established in the remains of Exeter Safehouse as a testament to those who died in the Battle of Exeter Safehouse, and the entire Horsemen War. The memorial could be accessed through the ruins of Parsons State Insane Asylum.
Merida Cluckus

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*"D'you think maybe... we could have an adventure?"*

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Merida Cluckus to Tristan Cox, 'Merida and Tristan'

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Merida Cluckus, at 59 Lade Braes

Merida Cluckus was a Cream Legbar Hen. She was 3rd-in command of Cluckus Industries from the 1st of September 2016 until the 22nd of February 2021. She was promoted to CEO by Tristan Cox after the current CEO began developing psychopathy, but stepped down a year later.

#### Early Life

Merida Cluckus hatched on a farm in the town of Dairsie, on April 7th, 2015. she was good friends with Hillary Cluckus, and the two would often go worm-hunting together. That summer, she was purchased (along with Hillary and Aurelia Cluckus) by Tristan Cox's family. She got along well with the humans, and often ate out of their hands. Nathaniel Honkus, one of the goose co-directors of Honkus Science Innovators, made first contact with Aurelia and invited her to join HSI. However, on March 17, 2016, Preston Honkus was supposedly murdered by Nathan, and Nathan handed the deeds to the coal mine (the location of HSI) to Aurelia. Together, the four founded Cluckus Industries. They began work on a bunker in the coal mine, at first creating a lobby, which was finished on September 1st, 2016. They then moved on to an R&D lab, amongst other things.

#### Friends

When Hillary got ill, Merida decided that she wanted to have an adventure with Tristan, like her sister was always having. However, that one turned out pretty badly when CPU59A crashed the TASM and shot Tristan in the leg.

The two were still friends though, with Tristan often asking Merida to help out with this, or to hold his hammer please. And Merida would usually tag along on adventures.

#### A New Leader

With Hillary Cluckus developing psychopathy, Tristan Cox decided that she should no longer run Cluckus Industries. He demoted her and put Merida in charge. When Tristan created the Interstellar-class C.I.S. *Mojave*, Merida made Hillary the captain. Merida also then commissioned many more ships to be built, including the Solar-class C.I.S. *Yamato*, the Interplanetary-class C.I.S. *Apollo*, the Bird of Prey C.I.S. *Enterprise*, and the Quadrant-class C.I.S. *Kalahari*.

#### Cruise

After the Battle of Geaston Manor and the crash-landing of the C.I.S. *Yamato II*, Merida and Hillary agreed to go on a cruise together.
Here There Be Mobsters (book)

The front cover.

'Here The Be Mobsters' is the 80th book in the Clever Chooks series, the 16th book in the Adventures in Space and Time story arc, and the first book in the Zircon Safehouse Story arc.

#### Plot

It is New Year's Day, 2022. Aurelia, Hillary and Merida have made a deal with Tristan, to test out the new Mk2 Man-Suits. They are sent back in time with the Man-Suits to 1922, where they break into RAF Leuchars, and steal three Sopwith Camels. They fly them to Chicago, and end up ditching the planes in Lake Michigan.

Aurelia then scares a mobster group unloading alcohol into a speakeasy. The leader agrees to set Aurelia up in illegal activities, as long as she doesn't tell the boss.

The three chickens get a photograph taken in their Man-Suits and look around Chicago, before meeting up with Fred Goetz to meet Al Capone. It is revealed that Al Capone found out about Aurelia scaring Fred anyway, and offers her a job.

The job turns out to be theft, stealing equipment for a version of Tristan from 2019, who has crashed the prototype TASM in Chicago, 1922, and is fixing it with Al Capone's help. The three chickens help 2019 Tristan, but are interrupted when Hillary recieves a phone call from 2022 Tristan. 2019 Tristan realises who the three are when Merida attempts to bluff that her brother Demetrius is calling. They part ways, and Aurelia contemplates what other nefarious activities the three can get up to.

#### Trivia

* This is the second book in the series to not fit in chronological order (disregarding Diary of an Araucana Hen).
* The name is a play on the famous phrase 'Here There Be Monsters'.
* This was the first hint at Zircon Safehouse, since in the Cluckopædia Edition 1, both Zircon Safehouse and Ticonderoga Safehouse are marked as [REDACTED].
Earpiece

The Earpiece was a device created by Tristan Cox, so that he and the Chooks could communicate. It was a tiny thing which attached to the ear canal, and could translate nearly a thousand languages. It had a counterpart, the Translator, which could translate what you said into the language you had set it to.
Yellowbeak Corporation

The Yellowbeak Corporation was the goose-run rival of Cluckus Industries. It was run by the Yellowbeak family.

#### Founding

The Yellowbeak Corporation was founded by Antioch, Cadmus, and Iotus Yellowbeak in 1560. It was politically active at the time of its founding, advocating against the Jupiter agenda which was backed by the politically influential family the Pinkfoots.

The Pinkfoot family spread rumours about the Yellowbeak Corporation, painting it as an anarchist cult bent on slaughtering humans. When the Jupiter agenda finally went through, the Yellowbeak Corporation remained on Earth.

#### The In-between Years

From 1600 to 1625, the three Yellowbeak brothers ran and oversaw the Corporation. However, a hideout was discovered in 1625, and Antioch and Cadmus supposedly sacrificed themselves to stop the humans from following the geese by blowing up the hideout, with them inside. The supposed death of his brothers drove Iotus round the bend, leading him to cybernetics, extending his lifespan. He also tracked down the humans who had attacked the hideout, killing all of them.

After that, Iotus kept the ocmpany on the straight and narrow, staying away from humans when possible.

In 1999, Iotus handed control of the company over to his great-grandson Ignotus, since the company had been involved in shady dealings, and Iotus believed that Ignotus's amicable friendship with the Director of General Atomics could help the company to make more sustainable deals.

#### The 21st Century

The appointment of Ignotus Yellowbeak as CEO worked woderfully for marketing purposes. the Corporation had a massive sales increase in products, with the Yellowbeak Corporation becoming one of the most financially influential companies of the time, along with General Atomics and Honkus Science Innovators.

In 2012, Ignotus married Helena Honkus, the CEO of HSI, and had seven goslings. He intended for one of these goslings to inherit HSI, so that he could merge it with the Yellowbeak Corporation. This did work; Preston Honkus took over HSI, but Ignotus never got the chance to ask him to join the two companies since Preston was supposedly murdered by his brother Nathan, and HSI shut down.

Ignotus's plans of having several infuential children had failed: Nathan was working for Cluckus Industries, Preston was supposedly dead, Quinton was travelling, and Wilbur and Augustus had gone to Jupiter. By 2021, he decided to branch out into the human world: the Eagle Project. This involved the creation of Eagle Airlines, which was run by Herbert Yellowbeak due to the trade deal with Cluckus Industries.
Thirteenth Complex

Thirteenth Complex was a made up excuse by Tristan to explain his healing implant having malfunctioned. The explanation he gave of it was that it is a rare Time Lord disease that only occurs in a Time Lord's 13th and final incarnation, in which the Time Lord is forced into their own mind, with all their other incarnations fighting for control over the body. If a decision is reached, with one incarnation being voted or decided as the best controller for the body, the Time Lord changes back to that incarnation.
Project Patriot

Project Patriot was the codename for the conversion of Alpha Safehouse into C.I.S. *Patriot*.

#### Phase 1

Phase 1 was converting Alpha Safehouse into a Solar-class Refit Type 1 spaceship. This was easily done, since the Solar-class design was based on the interior layout of Alpha Safehouse. This stage of the project took an entire year, to secretly cover Alpha Safehouse in the hull of a Solar-class, as well as adding nacelles and linking them up to the main reactor.

#### Phase 2

Phase 2 was launching C.I.S. *Patriot*. This happened twice in alternate timelines, before happening during the seperation of the Cluckus Institute.
Velvet Safehouse

Velvet Safehouse was a Cluckus Safehouse located on the northeast shore of Loch Ness. It was primarily accessed through teleport or via the N35513 submarine.

#### Location

Velvet Safehouse was located behind a false rock wall on the northeast shore of Loch Ness. It also had multiple escape tunnels leading outside from the command centre.

#### History

Velvet Safehouse was built in 2016, but was only established as a Safehouse in 2017, after Alpha and Randolph. It served as a secure storage site, and was famous amongst Cluckus Industries employees as a place where 'guard duty' meant being able to relax.

##### Break-in

When Valkevail Honkus broke into Velvet Safehouse and stole supplies, Tristan Cox headed an investigation which concluded in guard duty being made stricter, with harsher punishments enforced.

##### Operation Soyuz

When Operation Soyuz began, Velvet Safehouse was unloaded into the Cluckus Airship. At this point, construction had begun on Level 5, but this was called off when Velvet Safehouse was officially abandoned.

##### Skirmish of Velvet Safehouse

Towards the end of the Horsemen War, the Skirmish of Velvet Safehouse occurred. 5 members of the Red Death who had been living in the abandoned Safehouse used Cluckus Handguns to fight against Tristan, Mexican Tristan, Aurelia, Baron Von Kluck, and Quinton Cox. The Cluckus Industries side won, with the Red Death members getting killed. The facility was then given to Mexican Tristan, who finished building Level 5.
Aattol Aƙcaᵶar

Major-General Aattol Aƙcaᵶar was the chief of the Iconian Army in the Akiox-Iconian War. He officiated the creation of the Black Hole Intergalactic Transmat Network, and the launch of the Quantum Transmat Fleet. He was presumed to have died in the destruction of Iconia by the Akioxi, but in fact survived in cryogenic stasis aboard the I.C. *Araucana*. This was done by using a duplicate. He was discovered by Cluckus Industries, and given a house on Paradise Falls.
Tuned Cluckerbang

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*“Had some tweaks made. Now ludicrously powerful.”*

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The **Tuned Cluckerbang** is a variant of the Cluckerbang used and manufactured by Cluckus Industries.

## Background

The Cluckerbang was designed as a more effective replacement for the Cluckus Handgun. After the creation of Cluckus Phasers, the Cluckerbangs were used by non-essential planet base personnel and non-bridge officers on spaceships.

## Characteristics

The Tuned Cluckerbang is an upgraded .22 semi-automatic magazine loading handgun made by Cluckus Industries. It has a magazine capacity of 30 bullets. Some bullets are manufactured with special effects such as the incendiary or acid-filled variants.

The exterior is black, with two raised lumps at either end of the barrel which act like sights.

## Variants

* Forgotten Cluckerbang
* Cluckerbang
* Enhanced Cluckerbang
* Advanced Cluckerbang
* Double-barrelled Cluckerbang
C.I.S. Sahara

C.I.S. *Sahara* was the fifth Cluckus Starship built by Cluckus Industries.

#### History

C.I.S. *Sahara* was the second Interstellar-class spaceship to be built by Cluckus Industries. It was comissioned after the Battle of the Temporal. Construction began alongside its sister ship, C.I.S. *Appalachia*, but priority was shifted to the *Sahara* after it was chosen to test out the Time Device, while C.I.S. *Appalachia* was given low priority causing construction to come to a halt.

##### 1906 Incident

###### Run-up

Upon the *Sahara*'s completion, a crew was not ready, so the crew of the C.I.S. *Mojave* was employed to take the ship out for its test run while Merida Cluckus captained the ship. The C.I.S. *Mojave*'s navigator was unwell the day of the test run, so Tristan Cox agreed to take on the position temporarily, leaving the C.I.S. *Yamato* in the hands of first officer Ginger Wells.

When the *Sahara* entered hyperspeed, a glitch in the autopilot caused the *Sahara* to malfunction, believing the maximum hyperspeed was 93 instead of 9.3, and straining the hypercore. The hypercore eventually backfired, sending the ship into a spin on a direct collision course with the C.I.S. *Canary Bird*.

###### Accident

After giving the order for all hands to abandon ship, Merida and Tristan accessed the Captain's Shuttle, and used it in an attempt to destroy the C.I.S. *Sahara* and prevent it from colliding with the *Canary Bird*. The ship's self preservation protocol managed to detach the stardrive section and send it back in time, while the saucer section was destroyed. The resulting antimatter explosion combined with the remnant time energy caused the debris to also travel through time. This sent CPU59D's escape pod back to Earth in the 18th century, and the Captain's Shuttle to the Solar System in 1906.

###### 1906

The Captain's Shuttle, upon arriving in 1906, was stored in the C.I.S. *Apollo*'s dome section. When the stardrive arrived, it was reunited with the Captain's Shuttle. During a temporal incursion which happened a little while later, various parallel universe counterparts of the C.I.S. *Sahara* and *Apollo* worked together to build a brand new saucer section.

At some point, Tristan managed to crash land the *Sahara* in the Mojave Desert, but was able to hire people to dig it out so he could get it flying again. The next day, the C.I.S. *Sahara* and C.I.S. *Apollo* were able to return to 2021.

##### Decomissioning

Upon its return, C.I.S. *Sahara* was throughly repaired, and the Time Device was removed for recalibration. The ship was still structurally weakened, and would not fare well in conflict. A motion to decomission the *Sahara* was passed, and disposal was left up to Merida Cluckus. After the Yellowstone Incident, the *Sahara*'s Captain's Shuttle was transferred to the C.I.S. *Mojave*, to replace the Captain's Shuttle it had lost. The *Sahara* was then given to Herbert Yellowbeak, in exchange for his help averting the eruption of Yellowstone. It was rebranded Y.C.S. *Vegas*.
HSI (book)

*'HSI' redirects here. For the company with the same name, see Honkus Science Innovators.*

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*"You'll need to find someone else to help you. Maybe Nathaniel. THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA. FAT CHANCE."*

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## HSI

### Publisher

Honkus Publishing Inc

HSI is the seventh book in the Clever Chooks series, and the fourth book in the Rogue Geese story arc.

**PLOT**

While creating his secret tunnel in the wardrobe at the back of the bunker lobby in preparation for the bank heist, Tristan discovers an elevator which he assumes is simply an escape elevator, since the three visible buttons are labelled Lobby, Garden, and Director's Office. He decides to leave the elevator alone and that is that.

A month later, he finds out about Honkus Science Innovators, and returns to the elevator. He finds the HSI button, and presses it.

While he is going down, Hillary frantically loads another elevator onto the track. In her hurry, she crashes into Tristan's elevator, sending him to the bottom, where he enters the Director's Office.

Tristan enters the testing track from the Director's Office. The test that has been left there is one of Preston's ideas, trying to make something from a video game into something real. He recognises it as Portal 2 once he is done, and finds a hidden door to GLaDES's 'lair'. As Preston Honkus (GLaDES) believes Tristan to be a hallucination, Tristan accidentally sets off the incinerator.

As the Director's Office also catches fire, Tristan rushes out to Hillary's elevator. The two escape the burning HSI complex.

**TEASER**

Which came first, Cluckus Industries or the mysterious HSI?

**TRIVIA**

* The working name for the book was 'To the Centre of the Earth'
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S.S. Yamato Ketchup

The S.S. *Yamato Ketchup* was the third of the four Interstellar-class spaceships, and the only non-Cluckus Industries one.

#### Creation

When the C.I.S. *Sahara* was launched as Y.C.S. *Vegas*, Montgomery Honkus stowed away and downloaded the schematics of the Interstellar-class. He then encountered his father adrift in space, and picked him up. Montgomery then contacted his sister, and they formed the Yellowbeak Brotherhood.

Ignotus then used his vast supply of wealth to have the S.S. *Yamato Ketchup* built in a record time of 3 months. It was built on the enormous Geaston Estate. The name was chosen to mock the Cluckus Fleet's flagship, C.I.S. *Yamato III*.

#### Launch

Ignotus launched the *Yamato Ketchup* with the hope of infiltrating the Cluckus Fleet and bringing them down from within, however this plan was scrapped when he realised that Cluckus Industries only had one Interstellar-class. During this stage, Montgomery Honkus also attempted to recruit his brothers Quinton and Wilbur, but they refused, and passed the information on to Cluckus Industries.

When the *Yamato Ketchup* did launch, a helicopter flown by Quinton, Wilbur, and Helena Honkus crashed through the viewscreen, damaging it badly. The three were imprisoned aboard the bridge in a force field.

#### The Battle

When the *Yamato Ketchup* caught up to the *Yamato III*, the two ships did not engage in a weapons fight. Instead, the Cluckus Dalek was transported aboard the *Yamato Ketchup*. It stunned Viola, forcing Ignotus to take the conn. This distraction allowed Tristan Cox and Felicity Jones to hook up the experimental Warp Drive to the *Yamato III*, which caused the *Yamato III* to achieve Hyperspeed 19.99.

The usage of the Warp Drive caused a temporal rift to be created. Ignotus intended to sacrifice the *Yamato Ketchup* to seal it, but Baron Von Kluck appeared instead, and sealed it with his energy staff. The Baron then transported the three geese and the Cluckus Dalek onto the Captain's Shuttle, and flew the Honkuses home. He then kept the ship.

#### Christmas 2022

During Christmas 2022, Baron Von Kluck met with the Red Baron and General Von Kluck aboard the S.S. *Yamato Ketchup*.

#### After the Battle of Exeter Safehouse

When Baron Von Kluck discovered the Medusa Cascade during the Horsemen War, he stored the *Yamato Ketchup* inside for sake keeping. He never retreived it, due to his death in the Battle of Exeter Safehouse.
Hyperspeed 10

Hyperspeed 10 (aka H-Ten or H10) was the level of hyperspeed that was exactly half of lightspeed. It was considered beyond current technological capability, until Mrs Pennyfeather designed the Refit Type 1 Solar-class, and stabilising the nacelles enough to allow a hyperengine with a seperate hypercore to provide extra thrust without tearing the ship apart. This was tested on the C.I.S. *Challenger*, and worked. This led to the creation of the Refit Type 2 Solar-class.
Cluckbot

Cluckbot (Cluckus Logic Understanding and Calculating Known Best Obstacle Termination) was a supercomputer built by Tristan Cox in Cox Manor. It had an AI interface, and could connect with all of the Cox Manor systems. It successfully predicted that James Pond was Death during the Horsemen War. Its databanks were constructed from Cluckus Mainframe 03, and its processor was built from Tristan's computer.
Kalron Empire

*'Contaminated' redirects here.*

The Kalron Empire was one of the major spacefaring powers in the Milky Way Galaxy, and a species evolved from the Iconians.

#### Pre-Cluckus Industries

Before their discovery by Cluckus Industries, the Kalron kept mainly to themselves. They were known to be one of the few species not in the Cluckus Alliance. Their space territory covered a nexus of most trading routes in the galaxy, and this gave the Kalron leverage over many other species.

#### 'Borealis' incident

When the R.M.S. *Titanic*, transmitting the signal of C.I.S. *Borealis*, passed through the Rondor system at roughly 1/10 of lightspeed, the Kalron interpreted it as an act of war. They sent a ship to question Cluckus Industries about the intrusion of their space territory, and demanded that Cluckus Industries provide the ship for inspection so that it could be proved that it was not a warship.

This was impossible, as the *Titanic* had returned to its resting place on the seabed. Since Cluckus Industries could not prove that the ship was not a warship, the Kalron declared war. The *Vespus*, however, was taken down when it was rammed by the C.I.S. *Cluck III* and Merida Cluckus rigged it with C4.

#### Kalron-Cluckus War

After the destruction of the K.R. *Vespus*, the Kalron began the Kalron-Cluckus War, which continued for 5 months. No major incidents occurred during this time, other than the C.I.S. *Yamato XIV*'s surprise appearance, and a small skirmish with C.I.S. *Intent*.

#### Horsemen War

When the Kalron launched a dual pronged attack on St Katherine's School and a Vespiform colony, they were revealed as the Contaminated, the cultist followers of the Horseman Plague. This led to an increase in attacks on Cluckus Industries when it was revealed that Cluckus Industries had entered an alliance with the Pests and the Warshippers.

##### Battle of Kepler 42-E

In the Battle of Kepler 42-E, the Kalron lost their Emperor and the majority of their forces trained in physical combat, as well as the last of their motherships. This crushing defeat left the Empire in shambles. The spacefaring species which were blackmailed into staying out of the Horsemen War took their opportunity, and turned on the Kalron.

#### Abolition

When most of the galaxy turned on the Kalron, the entire Rondor system was ransacked. The Empire was abolished, and only a small group of Kalron managed to escpae with three Kalron Warbirds and an unfinished mothership,
C.I.S. Nevada

C.I.S. Nevada

C.I.S. *Nevada* was the fourth Cluckus Industries spaceship built, and the first Interplanetary-class.

#### Creation

C.I.S. *Nevada* began construction at the same time as C.I.S. *Yamato* and C.I.S. *Albemarle*. It was not given as much priority as the two Solar-class, and the first dome section was the only complete part by the time the *Yamato* and *Albemarle* were ready to launch.

#### Sections

##### Stardrive

The stardrive section was launched on the 16th of April, 2021. It launched with Domes 2 and 3, alongside C.I.S. *Albemarle*.

##### Dome 1

Dome 1 was launched on the 2nd of April, 2021, to participate in the Battle of the Temporal. It was destroyed during the battle. After colliding with C.I.S. *Albemarle*, it performed a suicide run on the D.K. *Temporal*.

##### Dome 2

Dome 2 was launched on the 16th of April, 2021. It was the dome most commonly used on the *Nevada*.

##### Dome 3

Dome 3 was launched on the 16th of April, 2021. It was the dome usually kept at Cluckus Lunar 1.

##### Dome 4

Dome 4 was launched on the 8th of May, 2021. It was the dome that was kept at COHQ for loading with construction materials.

#### Action

The first dome of the *Nevada* saw its only action during the Battle of the Temporal. The full *Nevada* participated in the Battle of Bakra V. It was also captured and temporarily rebranded C.I.T.S. *Nevada* and used against Cluckus Industries by the Cluckus Institute. It also participated in the Battle of COHQ and the Blockade of Kepler 42-E.
The Time Paradox Part II (book)

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*"We're here to rescue you."*

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Zelda Jones and Tristan Cox

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The Time Paradox Part II is the tenth official book in the Clever Chooks series, second in the Cluckus Lockdown Arc and the third in the CPU59A Abandonment Arc. It is the second part to The Time Paradox Part I.

**PLOT**

6 months in the future, Zelda, Delara and Felicity are planning a way to reopen Cluckus Industries, which has been closed for 6 months. They break into Tristan's office, and locate his old Time Gun. They use it to go back in time, setting off the alarm which causes Tristan to lock down Cluckus Industries.

In the past, Tristan seals Cluckus Industries, and draws his Cluckerbang. The three chickens appear, and explain what they are doing. Tristan sends them home, and changes his face in the TASM.

**TEASER**

They're back.

Time travel, self-fulfilling paradoxes- and what's all this about Tristan being a Time Lord?

**TRIVIA**

* The working title for this book was Second Chances.
* This is the first time Tristan has changed his face.
Tristan's computer

Tristan's computer was a Raspberry Pi used by Tristan for a variety of purposes.

#### Computer

Originally, the Raspberry Pi was used just as a computer.

#### Discovery

When Tristan designed the S.S. *Discovery*, he incorporated a slot for the Raspberry Pi to fit in, since he did not have an onboard computer in the ship.

#### Cluckbot

When Tristan coded Cluckbot, he used the Raspberry Pi to do so, having connected it to the unused Cluckus Mainframe 03 which acted as a databank.
Zilede

Zilede, also known as La Planeta Fantasma, was the fifth planet in the Icon System, and housed the prison computer Dominion.

## Zilede

The planet of Zilede, prior to Operation Snakebite.

### Inhabitants

Eris Laertes (formerly), Tristan Cox (formerly)

#### Dominion

When the Iconians began to experiment with souls and life force, they used their findings to create early prototypes of Dominion. This was designed to be a computer capable to processing consciousness, allowing a person to live without a physical body, and maintain their memories and experiences when released.

Howver, they soon realised that the supercomputer needed for this task would be enormous. They decided to build it into the planet Zilede, surrounding the planet from 100 metres under the surface. However, Dominion was completed a couple days before Operation Snakebite, and thus was never used.

#### Operation Snakebite

During the first stage of Operation Snakebite, an Akioxan retaliatory plan used in the Akiox-Iconian War, the Akioxan Spacefleet dropped their most crippled ship into the Icon System's star with the self-destruct on, causing an enormous antimatter explosion which caused the star to supernova. This destroyed 4 of the 5 planets in that star system, including Iconia. Zilede, the only planet which was not destroyed in the supernova, became a rogue planet.

#### La Planeta Fantasma

After the destruction of Iconia, Dominion made many attempts to contact its creators. Some of these involved time travel, and these repeated efforts heavily damaged the quantum boundary, causing a random parallel universe to latch onto the main universe.

When the Bakrȇsh discovered Zilede while searching for Iconia, it had become a completely dark planet. Due to having no sun, the only light came from distant stars, barely enough to illuminate the ground. The damage caused to the quantum boundary also caused ghost-like apparitions, which were echoes from the other universe.

It was later found by Quinton Honkus, who crashed his ship there. He was rescued by his brothers two months later.

After Tristan Cox was trapped inside Dominion, he forced the supercomputer to overheat. It had no proper cooling system, and resorted to explosively detonating the layer of ground over it.

By 2023, Dominion was revealed, and Zilede appeared as a sphere covered in green glowing computer components.
Eagle Airlines

An Eagle Airlines airliner.

Eagle Airlines was an air transport subsidiary of the Yellowbeak Corporation, overseen by Herbert Eagle. They had over 100 planes in service by 2024, 28 of which were Cluckus Airliners.

Eagle Airlines was notorious for being in constant legal disputes, yet winning most of the time. The most famous was the legal battle between Eagle Airlines and AmericAir, which led to the Skirmish of Barstow Superior Court.
C.I.S. Yamato II

Yamato II entering Hyperspeed

### Inhabitants

Hillary Cluckus, Merida Cluckus, Tristan Cox (formerly), Ginger Wells (formerly), B'etor Wells (formerly)

C.I.S. *Yamato II* was the second Cluckus Industries Bird of Prey class spaceship built.

#### Creation

After the Battle of Bakra V and the destruction of the C.I.S. *Yamato*, Cluckus Industries realised the potential of the Bird of Prey class, and ordered the construction of the C.I.S. *Yamato II*, followed by the C.I.S. *Sonoran*.

#### 2021

It was officially captained by Tristan Cox, but Ginger Wells commanded it until Tristan's return from 1906.

After Tristan's return, the *Yamato II* did not see much use until it was called to retrieve Tristan from 1986 after his TASM malfunctioned. When it arrived, its presence caught the attention of a Dalek ship. The two ships engaged in combat, but the *Yamato II* proved inferior. Eventually, Tristan set the self-destruct, having evacuated the whole crew after the TASM's charging had depleted the hypercore. Tristan believed that the hypercore had been critically damaged, which would cause it to leak radiation. He activated the self-destruct, which would normally activate backup generators to overload the hypercore and cause it to breach. However, this only served to jumpstart the core.

When the core restarted, the computer detected no Cluckus personnel aboard, but a hostile force. It flooded the ship with Bohrium gas, a highly radioactive gas with a short half-life. This killed all the Daleks, and dissipated.

When no Cluckus personnel retrieved the ship, despite the distress signal it sent on the secret Cluckus frequency, the *Yamato II* shut down, remaining in Earth's orbit in 1986.

#### 2023

In mid 2022, the *Yamato II*'s orbit began to fail, and it slowly drifted lower into the atmosphere, still shielded from all non-Cluckus scanners. In early 2023, the *Yamato II* broke orbit completely, and plummeted to Earth. The computer detected that it was falling, and set the swing-wings into glide mode. It glided over Whittlesford Safehouse and eventually crashed in the nearby Granta Farm.

It was retrieved and repaired, and in May 2023, Hillary and Merida took it on a 5-month cruise. During this cruise, the *Yamato II*'s navigation system was remotely hijacked by Freddie Wells in an attempt to bring the chickens to the damaged I.C. *Nightingale*. This did not work, and the cruise proceeded as normal.

When it returned to Earth, it was officially decomissioned, landed on Paradise Falls in L'Cluckburg, and was turned into a museum.
World War Three

*This article is about the event. For the book with the same name, see World War Three (book).*

#### In the Future

According to the present timeline, World War Three occurs in 2077. Much of the population has already left in multi-generational starships, some of the remaining few surviving in bunkers underground. The War occurs due to a three-way conflict between Russia, China, and the USA. Those left behind who did not make it to the bunkers all died.

#### In parallel universes

Multiple parallel universes where World War Three has occurred early have been discovered. The most notable is the parallel universe where Prince Tristan came from, however a second one was also known to have occurred in a parallel universe similar to the Prime Reality.
Horsemen War

*This article is about the war between the Horsemen cultists. For the Horseman named War, see War (Horseman).*

## Participants

### Major participants

Cluckus Industries, Warshippers, Pests, Contaminated, Red Death

## Conflicts

### Main Conflicts

First Battle of Paradise Falls, The Purge, Operation Unicorn, Battle of Kepler 42-E, Battle of the Lone Wanderer

## Timeline

### Date ended

31st July 2023

The Horsemen War was a galaxy-wide three-way conflict between the Triple Entente, the Kalron Empire, and the Red Death. It lasted for a month and a half, culminating in the Battle of Exeter Safehouse.

### Summary

The Horsemen War came about as an escalation of the Cluckus-Kalron War. When the Pests made their first appearance in a raid on Cluckus Lunar 1, the Kalron revealed themselves as the Contaminated.

This prompted the reveal of the Warshippers, who helped Cluckus Industries defeat the Kalron in the Battle of Vespiform Colony 34. This prompted the early initiation of Project Safe Haven.

On Paradise Falls, the Warshippers and Pests formed the Triple Entente with Cluckus Industries, agreeing to help each other fight the Kalron.

Soon after, the Red Death revealed themselves, but were tricked into fighting the Contaminated by the Triple Entente. This dual fronted war led to the Kalron defeat at the Battle of Kepler 42-E, which also saw the end of the Pests and Warshippers, except Pestilence and War themselves.

The Red Death were defeated when the C.I.S. *Yamato XIV* travelled through time to help destroy the Red Death mothership. The final remnants of the faction were evicted from the Cluckus Safehouses they had taken over, with the Battle of Exeter Safehouse being the last conflict of the war.

### Conflicts

#### Battle of Vespiform Colony 34

The Battle of Vespiform Colony 34 was a Kalron attack on a Vespiform colony, in which both the Contaminated and the Warshippers revealed themselves. It was the battle that escalated the Cluckus-Kalron War to the Horsemen War.

#### First Battle of Paradise Falls

The First Battle of Paradise Falls was a Kalron attack on Paradise Falls, just after the formation of the Triple Entente. The Kalron were fought off by the C.I.S. *Appalachia*.

#### The Purge

The Purge was a second Kalron attack on Paradise Falls, but they were all killed when Tristan fired 10,000 homing missiles locked onto Kalron DNA signatures.
SN52OOH

SN52OOH

SN52OOH, affectionately nicknamed 'Victoria', was a dark blue Volvo V40 owned by Tristan's parents until 2020, and by Tristan thereafter.

The car was heavily modified in many places, being able to disguise itself as a police car in under 2 minutes, and even being able to fly. After its sale and subsequent purchase by Tristan, it was kept in his underground carport.

The car has appeared many times, including in the bank robbery, the Mafia's kiddnapping of Tristan, the crashing of the *Yamato II*, and the Kalron attack on St Katherine's. It was also used by Aurelia Cluckus to get from the C.I.S. *Canary Bird* to the I.C. *Cassowary*.
Zircon ClucKey

The Zircon Safehouse ClucKey was a short-range radio transmitter device which was used to unlock Zircon Safehouse, when 3 SD cards were inserted. It could be self-destructed with the verbal confirmation code 'Eplison Xi Pi Lime Override 12 8'. It was destroyed in the attempted robbery of Zircon Safehouse.
LOCKDOWN! (book)

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*"Where in the name of sanity did you get those blueprints?"*

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Tristan Cox referencing the CITT-59 plane built by the chickens

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LOCKDOWN! is the twenty-first book in the Clever Chooks series, the eighth book in the Rogue Geese story arc, the fourth book in the Multiple Tristans story arc, and the second book in the Heists story arc.

**PLOT**

At the start of the COVID lockdown, the Chooks discover that their warehouse on Loch Ness has been raided. While searching for clues, Tristan discovers Valkevail Honkus's DNA and begins Operation: Velvet Curtain, recruiting the services of his younger self.

Together, the chickens and both Tristans remove Valkevail's memories of robbing the warehouse, and retrieve the stolen goods. However, mnemonic impressions cause Valkevail to still harbour a dislike of Cluckus Industries.

**TEASER**

Nathaniel isn't the only thief in his family. What will happen when his dad also goes against the chickens? The score is currently 1-0 to Cluckus Industries, for those of you keeping track at home.

**TRIVIA**

* The working title for this book was 'Like Father, Like Son'.
* This is the second book to appear out of chronological order with the rest of the series, the first being Time and the Cluck. (DoaAH does not count.)
* This is the first time, in chronological order, that it is shown that Tristan has access to time travel. (DoaAH does not count)
C.I.S. Yamato

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*“Fire until we’re out of torpedoes, then fire my stock of medieval cannonballs.”*

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## Details

### Registry

SL-YMT-001

The C.I.S. *Yamato* (SL-YMT-001) was a Solar-class Cluckus Industries spaceship, and the second Cluckus spaceship ever built.
**Crew**

It was captained by Tristan Cox, but commanded by Ginger Wells in May 2021 after Tristan got stuck in 1906.

Ginger Wells was the first officer until May 2021, when Tristan got stuck in 1906 and she became captain.

B'etor Wells was the second officer and the main navigator.

Valery Cluckus-Grey was the stand-in first officer while Ginger was captain, from May 2021 until the *Yamato*'s destruction.

**Battle of the *Temporal***

The *Yamato* played a minor role in the battle against the Dalek ship D.S. *Temporal*.

**Destruction**

During the Battle of Bakrâ V, it was heavily damaged by the B.K. *Defendant*, and its hyperengine began to breach, exposing highly unstable antimatter to normal matter. They separated the hyperengine and established a link with its navigational computer, sending it straight into the *Defendant*. The blast from the explosion sent the *Yamato*'s dome and saucer into the atmosphere of Bakrâ VI.

Although the saucer was heavily damaged in the crash, the dome was still space-worthy. However, one clamp holding the dome to the saucer failed, and Felicity went outside to open it, staying behind on Bakrâ VI. She stayed there for 3 days, eating berries and worms, until a Cluckus Salvage Team arrived to bury the *Yamato*'s saucer.

The dome had reached the *Yamato*'s sister ship, the *Albemarle*, and evacuated everyone to her, leaving the dome adrift. After the battle, the dome was salvaged, and reused as the dome of the C.I.S. *Challenger*. The crew of the *Yamato* was given 2 weeks' holiday while the construction of the Bird of Prey *Yamato II* was finished.

List of ships named *Yamato*
Loose Ends (book)

The front cover.

Loose Ends is the 87th book in the Clever Chooks series, the 4th book in the Parallel Universes Story arc, the 5th book in the New CEOs Story arc, and the 2nd book in the Aftermath Story arc.

#### Plot

Tristan Cox formally hands over captaincy of the C.I.S. *Yamato III* to Ginger Wells. He then sets about utilising his last 2 weeks of employment at Cluckus Industries fixing the problems he has caused.

He starts by arranging a transport for the Cluckus Cyberman to return to the other Cybermen. He also pays a visit to Richard Kettleburgh in Kettleburgh Hall, informing him that the Cluckus Institute is hiring. He then returns to Paradise Falls via the Cox Manor Transmat, and uses the Space Elevator to get to Demora Sulu's office aboard the C.I.S. *Albemarle*. He takes her back to her universe, announcing his intentions to seal off the Prime Reality from the other universes.

Finally, he takes Quinton Cox and the C.I.S. *Yamato XIV* back to Quinton's universe. Quinton reunites with his father, and Tristan says goodbye before returning to the Prime Reality and sealing off the barriers between universes.

He then sends the Historical Council back to their own times, except for Baron Von Richthofen. Tristan takes the Baron to Knight Safehouse, where he reveals a Fokker triplane painted in Ukrainian colours. The Red Baron announces that he is going to fight against Russia, and departs in his new plane.

Tristan then remembers the rocket he built in Quicksilver Safehouse, and rushes to inform Aurelia. She starts berating him, at which point he quits Cluckus Industries on the spot, causing Aurelia to be forcefully ejected from Cox Manor.

#### Trivia

* This is the first book to use the 'Aurelian 2' Cover design.
* 'The House Has Gone Bust' was supposed to be Book 87, but 'Loose Ends' and 'The Secret of Quicksilver Safehouse' were added later.
COHQ

The Cluckus Orbital Headquarters, with C.I.S. Yamato III in the background

The Cluckus Orbital Headquarters, colloquially known as COHQ, served as a base of operations for Cluckus Industries following the retirement of Alpha Safehouse due to security concerns.

#### Launch

When Operation Soyuz went into effect, the contents of Velvet Safehouse were loaded aboard the Cluckus Airship, and transported to Knight Safehouse. Despite the attempted takedown of the airship by Ignotus Yellowbeak, the only item of value lost was the Roman Ruby.

When the Cluckus Airship arrived at Knight Safehouse, most of its contents were loaded aboard COHQ, while the rest was hidden in a secret storage area under Knight Safehouse. This was done due to Velvet Safehouse being compromised.

#### Orbit of Earth

While in orbit of Earth, COHQ served as the base of operations for Cluckus Industries, working as the command centre for the Safehouses.

Upon the activation of Project Galactic, 3 docking ports for spaceships were added to COHQ.

#### Orbit of Paradise Falls

After the Kalron attack on COHQ, it was towed to the Centauri System, and placed in orbit of Proxima Centauri b. A teleporter pad was kept linked to the Space Elevator when it was built.
Cox Manor Transmat

The Cox Manor Transmat was a modified Iconian transmat built by Tristan Cox as a replica of the transmat aboard the C.I.S. *Canary Bird*.

It was located on the roof of Cox Manor, in Cluckinghamshire. It could reach from Earth to Paradise Falls.

Due to the code being directly copied from the C.I.S. *Canary Bird*, Iconian override commands still worked on it.
Refit

A refit is an upgraded version of starship. The C.I.S. *Challenger* and *Yamato III* are currently the only known refits.

Refits:

* C.I.S. *Appalachia* (Interstellar-class Refit)
* C.I.S. *Patriot* (Solar-class Refit type 1)
* C.I.S. *Challenger* (Solar-class Refit type 1)
* C.I.S. *Yamato III* (Solar-class Refit type 2)
* C.I.S. *Ruptured Duck* (Solar-class Refit type 2)

Classes with refits:

* Interstellar-class
* Solar-class