A Happy Mid-Season Ending!

> "*None of this is true you are all still here, you're still in this game*"
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> "*No. Your stupid little game is done!*"
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> ― Murder God and "Charlie Ericson"
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"A Happy Mid-Season Ending!" is the fifth episode and mid-season finale of the first season of Discord Murder Party, and the fifth episode overall.

## Plot Summary:

### Scenario 1: Reefer Madness Formally Tell Your Children

We open upon the mid-summer meeting of the citizens of Cassington, who are all concerned about the dangers of marijuana. The citizens of this town are: Harold, just Harold. Herbie Ashes, a race caller. Jebediah Eisenberg Jr. VI, he's just here on tourism and not drugs. Jim, he's mute. Jimmy Willakers, he's a good boy. John, he doesn't know why he's here. Kathryn Harriet, she totally fine. "Derek" Not Agent Waller, totally not an FBI agent named Waller. Rock Star Jesus, he's not even playing along. and Trent Koat, she's here to sell the refreshments. Unknown to the rest of the citizents, two drug pushers have snuck in to town and bought the devil's lettuce and they plan to lay down some hussle.

The next day, the group are informed that Rock Star Jesus stole some food from the general's store, then he chocked on them ti'll he chocked down. But not only that, he was also a psychic. The group decide to go on a witch-hunt to find the pushers. During the discussion it was announced that one of the citizens became a minion for the drug pushers. They were also informed that Jimmy got a toaster with some flowers in it. Harold suggested to put a fork in the toaster while it was on, however that led to Harold being accused by "Derek". Harold defended himself by saying that he would be useful if kept around later on, and therefore was not voted out. Jebediah is accused due to saying that if god didn't like that they killed a satanist then maybe he would like it if they killed a christian. He defended himself by revealing himself as the one who gave Jimmy the toaster. Therefore he wasn't voted out and Trent was struck down by an act of god.

The next day, Kathryn got a toaster from Jebediah. But also, "Derek" was almost convinced by the pushers to try the good kush but his heart belonged to the lord so he was able to resist their power. He then revealed that he was actually Agent Waller, an FBI agent here to catch those dirty pushers. He was the voted as president of the group. John was accused under the belief that he was an illegal immigrant here to push drugs. John was voted out, however he was just a townsfolk.

The next day, Agent Waller got a toaster with a gun in it, which doesn't matter because last night he was given some drugs and this time he couldn't resist temptation. Before Agent Waller went down he went and shot Herbie in the face, which was fortunate because he was one of the pushers. Kathryn was accused since she was scared all the time. She was voted out and she was revealed to be the minion working with the pushers.

The next day, Jim got a toaster. Also Harold smoked that dank kush and was driven by his reefer madness to pull out his gun. He shot Jim who was just a normal man and then Harold shot himself in his reefer madness, leaving only Jebediah and Jimmy. Jimmy was revealed as the final pusher, he also revealed that he was a high school drop out and he had been putting on that "good boy" act for years.

### Scenario 2: Spring Olympics

We are live at the Spring Olympics, which is not acknowledged by news outlets because it's unprofitable and none of the sports are actual sports. The show is hosted by Name Redacted. And the contestants of the spring olympics are: Chad Brawfloski, he plays bossball. Charlie Ericson, he's here to fucking win, his sport is every sport. Dory Tow, a professional yeeter. Dr. McGillicutty, not only is he a man of science but he is number one in tag-style. John, he plays dodgeball. Percy Jackmynn, the supposed son of Zeus and number one in Lightning Round Javelin. Ping Pong, the Chinese Ping Pong champion who doesn't speak English. Robinella Hood, the captain of the medieval archery team. Sami Solser Sr., a simple feller who specializes in Ski-sippin'. and Ysmalen Zuckuler. a famous dolphin wrestler. Unfortunately two of the contestants are saboteurs who are here to win by any means necessary, even murder.

The next day, Percy got a brownie and Chad was found brutally murdered in his hotel room. Since none of the sports in the Spring Olympics are actual sports, the group decide to find out who the murderer is. After group discussed alibis they group accused Charlie because of his aggressive attitude. Charlie was kicked out of the spring olympics. As he went out he apologized for probably scaring some of them since he wouldn't see them again cause he was about to die, he then said that he had been here for 7 years and he knew what "She" did. Everyone questioned what he was talking about but he was physically shoved out by Name Redacted who dodged all the questions that everyone had.

The next day, the group were informed that someone tried to attack Dr. McGiilcutty. But he pulled a vile out of his lab coat and slammed it into his arm, which turned him into a Velociraptor. He then turned to his attacker, who turned out to be Ysmalen, and he mauled him to death. Also, Dory, who fell deathly ill with the pox, got a letter from Charlie which said that his behavior can sometimes be off and that he did not judge her for her choice, he then wished her the best of luck. She also got a ginger snap that said "What did Charlie ever do to you?" The group then voted "Dr. McGilliraptor" as leader. The group discussed alibis and ended up accusing John because he played dodgeball by himself. They kicked John out of the olympics, he was in fact the murderer. Name Redacted was disappointed because it was a boring end for the scenario so she decided to keep going. So she decided to check how everybody's events in the Spring Olympics went. Dory's yeet goes very well despite her sickness. Dr. McGilliraptor kills it only because there are no other competitors and the audience ran away. Percy's Javelin event was nothing too complex. Ping Pong's event went as usual because she is a champion. Robinella's medieval event went well, but she then revealed that the event wasn't why she came to the Olympics. She revealed that she had a personal grievance with one of the contestants here, despite him not remembering it. She then shot Dr. McGilliraptor,

    Name Redacted attempted to avoid the subject and told everyone to be quiet. She then asks Sami how is event went, it didn't go top well due to his trauma, but since he was at the olympics he went home with a smile on his face. Name Redacted was about to end the scenario but "Charlie" came back from the dead and revealed that he remembered his "true identity" and that everyone here was in a game. This caused the entire scenario to break and out of rage Name Redacted shut down the game.

## Starring

* Kristen Trawczynski as Murder God (Name Redacted)
* Alex Beckham as Rock Star Jesus and Dr. McGillicutty/Dr. McGillirapper
* Scott Orenstein as Herbie Ashes and Percy Jackmynn
* Cami-Cat as Kathryn Harriet and Dory Tow
* SplitGuardian as "Derek" Not Agent Waller and Charlie Ericson
* Brodingles as Jim and Ping Pong
* Shyner as Harold and Chad Broflowski
* Darby Cupit as Jimmy Willakers and Sami Solser Sr.
* QueenCreeps as Trent Koat and Robinella Hood
* Adric as Jebediah Eisenberg Jr. VI and Ysmalen Zuckuler
* Kikyo Yuuki as John

## Gallery

Scenario 1Scenario 2Artwork of VelocirapperFanart of Dr. McGillirapper by JunoThe Donation WheelArtwork of Murder God from the episode logArtwork of "Charlie" and Murder God from the episode log