Wacky Ribbons Stans Loona

**Wacky Ribbons Stans Loona** is the tenth session in Season One of Wacky Ribbons.

### Notes

We start at the cave where we camped out the night before.

-Acacia wakes up first, walks out and sees Trongy throwing her daggers at an apple on Ray’s head. Ray waves suggestively at her and Acacia sits down to watch.

-Alex describes Trongy’s new sexy outfit for 3 minutes. We are all grateful

-She turns on sexy back for emphasis

-Ruby comes out and asks if he can try!! Trongy gives him a once over and says hell no

-Chenille comes out and watches

-Alex: Hey—how close?

Mia: IS SHE—IS SHE GONNA THROW A DAGGER AT HER

Alex: I mean I don’t know I’m just—y’know im just asking for a friend!

-Trongy tells her to come closer (the implication so that she can hit her with a dagger.) Chenille takes the apple from Ray, takes a bite (...wow gross), and then steps back 3 feet further than Trongy and throws the dagger. She hits

-Trongy steps back 15 feet and gets a nat 20, it hits dead center

-Ray: Y’know... god being dangerous is so sexy on you two

Acacia, softly: woof

-Alex tries to redeem the “the air is so tense you could cut it with a knife” pun. She fails

-Song: Is there a lake around here? I feel like I need to take a bath

Trongy: Well there are plenty of puddles if you learn to use your eyes for once

Song, sarcastically: Oh cool, yeah—hey Trongy I missed you

-Song wakes up and calls off the dick measuring contest of the century by eating the apple

-Acacia scopes out Trongy’s ass

-Acacia tells Song that since he ate the apple he’s gonna grow an apple tree in his stomach. Acacia and Song concentrate really hard on growing stomach trees. They probably look constipated.

-Ruby watched Chenille throw daggers at Ray anyway and then just goes for it.

Ruby, throwing the apple at Ray: Let’s do this, weirdo.

Ray: That’s not my favorite nickname.

Ruby: No no like you’re fine—you’re cool, don’t worry about it

Ray: Aw, you mean it?

Ruby: No.

Ray: what?

Ruby: Don’t worry about it

-Ruby misses and pouts about it

-Chenille: Maybe don’t try again if you’re going to miss.

Ruby: Yeah, whatever Chenille

-Ipu wakes up and asks about breakfast

-Trongy throws bread at them that she just has, makes me wonder if her bag of holding also preserves food

-Ipu tells Ray to sit “over there” away from the group lmao

-everyone laments about hating Ray

-HOO BOY HERE WE GO: CHENILLE APPROACHES RAY AWAY FROM THE GROUP

-Alex: while you do that I’m just gonna set the tone

Silence

The first few notes of “Let’s Get it On” play

Everyone: NO

-Ipu rolls a 22 to eavesdrop on the world’s worst conversation

-No one else tries to eavesdrop (“SONG’S GOOD OUT HERE”)

-Chenille interrogates him about the deal he made with Relovan and gets a lot of nonanswers while Ray tries to flirt back

-Chenille: I’m here to help!

Ray: OH REALLY? You are? Anything else you wanna help me with ;)

Ipu:

Ipu: Oh no

-Chenille: Maybe after this I can do something for you

Ray: Is that a promise?

Chenille: I don’t make promises.

Ray: How about a uhh—loose agreement, then.

Chenille: ... is there anything binding me to this?

Ray: Just my love and affection

Chenille: Okay cool I can work with that

-Ray: I just had a disagreement with someone and now they’re helping me take care of it

Chenille: You’re insulting my intelligence with the assumption that I hadn’t figured that out for myself already

Ray: OH NO BABE I THINK YOU'RE THE SMARTEST and the prettiest, don’t tell the others

-Finally some more info: An elf man in a hooded cloak comes into Ray’s cave looking to become a patron, sees Ray and rejects him.

-Chenille asks about Ray’s fire powers—we find out that Relovan’s glasses also restrict their fire powers. Chenille pieces together than Ray slipped a clause into the contract that he’d have control over Relovan’s body and that’s why they got the glasses but also don’t have fire powers. Ray seems affronted by the idea that him living inside Relovan’s body isn’t ideal (“I would have them just SWIMMING in pussy” is the worst. The worst thing ever said)

-Alex makes a point of clarifying that Ray fills out Relovan’s form better.

-Ray says that he doesn’t know the man’s name, that he’s an elf, and that elves look the same to him, and that he had creepy eyes

-Chenille tells Ray to put his glasses back on, he pouts about her saying she’d do something for him and she shrugs about never promising anything

-finally we are all free, Ray puts the glasses back on and Relovan is back

-Everyone says good morning to Relovan!

-Song offers toast to Relovan and winks, Relovan turns tomato red

-Song makes toast with his finger which is a lighter (which raises the question: does Trongy do this? Is this how Trongy lights her pipe? Are lighters irrelevant when we have 3 tieflings? Can they all snap and create a fire? Can we light birthday candles this way? Much to think about.)

-Song makes a little smiley face on the toast

-Acacia pulls a jar of honey out of her bag that her PERSONAL BACKPACK BEES MADE

-Relovan offers to buy Ruby new clothes because they only have one outfit

-Relovan asks if Ruby has hay fever, Chenille asks if they would know. Relovan and Ruby try and diagnose if Chenille has hay fever (“Okay but everyone experiences grass—/I/ experience grass”) they speculate about the different kinds of grass Chenille would have seen in the Acropolis. They come to the conclusion that Chenille does not, in fact, have hay fever.

-Ruby: I mean there’s apples here and trees and stuff

Chenille: I’ve eaten an apple before

Ruby: you WHAT?

-Ruby says that he saw Chenille eat the apple earlier when she was giving Trongy “a look.” Literally no one knows what he’s talking about. (Chenille: What Do You mean but ‘a look,? —Ruby: You know EXACTLY what I mean)

-Ruby(to Relovan): Well Trongy took out Ray and was throwing daggers at him—

Chenille: Why would you TELL them?

Ruby: Shh!

Chenille:

Chenille: >:^o

-Ruby: And then Trongy tried to one-up Chenille and Chenille got all Woohoo

Relovan: WOOHOO?

Ruby: Yes. Woohoo

Relovan&Chenille: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

Ruby: I think you know what it means.

Relovan: I REALLY DON’T

Ruby: it’s okay you’ll find out one day /pats them both on the shoulder/

-Chenille tells Ruby not to shush her ever again and then goes “see I told you she’d lived a cushy life!” to Relovan

-Ipu asks Chenille how she’s holding up, she says she’s fine. Ipu rolls insight to check if she’s lying LMAO. She’s not “fine” but she seems a lot more chill than last night.

-Ipu asks Relovan what their game plan is for the day, Relovan says their location is a secret but that they’ll be heading out for the day soon!

-Chenille picks up the bread and eats a single untoasted plain piece of bread. Acacia is hurt. “I don’t really trust backpack bees.”

-Song uses the honey and tells Acacia that she’s the queen bee and this seems to be the first time Acacia’s realized this. She’s very excited about it. Song bows to her. It’s very cute.

***Everyone leaves!***

-Walking order is: Trongy, Relovan, Ruby, Acacia, Song, Ipu, and Chenille

-We go to a medium sized forested area, not as forested as Cilium but enough trees to qualify

-We roll perception checks: Trongy, Ruby, Acacia, and Song all see the blood spots and and prints in the dirt and they can tell that it’s fresh (from the past hour) and they can tell it’s between a person and a canine. Chenille, Ipu, and Relovan can only tell that like—some shit went down

-Acacia casts pass without trace on the party, everyone pulls out there weapons

-we see 2 girls in white dresses, there’s a girl with long brown hair who’s got an injury on her arm and she’s fading in and out of consciousness and a girl holding her with black hair trying to close the injury

-The girl with black hair asks for help, song says we can help runs up and casts cure wounds on the wounded girl

-Olivia is the unwounded girl, she asks everyone to help her and everyone looks to Trongy, who asks what they need from her. Olivia offers everyone special cherries. (“If you eat these you’ll be able to go to where my sisters are and wake them up and bring them here”). Olivia can’t come with us.

-Relovan stays behind.

-Chenille complains that it’s stupid to eat mystery fruits

-Ipu: Yeah c’mon Chenille they’ll do a show for us

Chenille: Not interested.

Alex: YEAH STOP TURNING DOWN PLOT HOOKS CHENILLE

-Everyone eats the cherries! Idiots

-People who wake up are in a different world! We all wake up one at a time, Acacia is awake first. She checks around and find that while the world is not Scaena it’s not inherently malicious.

-Trongy wakes up next. Ruby wakes up afterwards but.... there’s no audio for Ruby’s channel fucking rip everyone’s favorite tabaxi

-Ruby woke up Ipu I think and then they all take off and LEAVE CHENILLE

-Everyone just yells “hey wake up!” At chenille as they’re already walking away

-Choerry look alike asks who everyone is in Sylvan

-Acacia explains what’s up and that we’re looking for her sisters

-Choerry walks off and everyone follows, she brings us to areas of little pools of water grouped together

-we establish that Typha is back with Relovan because we ALL FORGOT ABOUT HIM

-Choerry points them to 2 pools and says that those are what they’re looking for

-Chenille: Oh I do not have the energy for this arthouse fae bullshit

Ipu: Dont you wanna have fun?

Song: Aw c’mon ease up Chenille!

Ruby: Chenille hates fun

Song: Chenille DOES hate fun! C’mon chenille why do you hate fun

-Everyone jumps into one of the pools after Trongy

*Room 1*

Red Room layout (straight from alex’s notes):

They’ll come a large circular concrete structure. All around them, the sky is a hazy red, and above the entryway in feywild elvish says “FOR THE SIN OF SWALLOWING THE AFTERNOON SUN”. When they enter, in the center will be a large red circular platform. There are three smaller platforms that float above them, staggering in the air, with white ropes that hang below them. Each one makes a different sound when the rope is pulled.

On the very first floor, going around the length of the building, there are the cycles of the moon running along one side, and on the opposite, black circles that follow a loop. When they meet in the middle, the moon eclipses the sun, and on it there’s sheet music.

-chenille gestures around and says “see? Fae bullshit.”

-trongy walks around tracing the walls confused

-acacia grabs one of the ropes and it makes a high musical note

-acacia shares that the writing on the wall says “for the sin of swallowing the afternoon sun”

-chenille says there’s musical bars in the middle sun

-ruby pulls the longest rope that makes the lowest note

-chenille runs around and pulls the ropes to recreate the music notes in the sun, which causes the middle platform to rise. Ipu jumps off.

-another platform lowers with a woman on it, she says her name is kim and asks how all of them got there, ipu gives a short and blunt summary

-kim compliment’s ruby’s “straightforward way of saying things”

-she comes with everyone and we jump through a pool back into the place we were before.

-kim goes into the blue pool and everyone follows

*Room 2*

Blue Room layout (straight from alex’s notes):

This time the sky around them is a soft pink, and there’s a large tall concrete building in front of them. Above the entryway says “FOR THE SIN OF SWALLOWING THE STARS IN THE SKY” When they enter, there’s one large tank in front of them, and three smaller tanks that surround it in a circle. There are little white blobs floating around in the sky - they’re little fishes, white ones with different colored spots. Each tank has a constellation labeled on it.

-acacia examines the tanks and gets all the fish into. They have either blue spots, purple spots, or yellow spots. They correspond with the colors of the stars on the pictures of constellations.

-acacia tells everyone the riddle mentions swallowing stars, and suggests we should put them all back in their tanks

-every party member except chenille goes hand fishing! It’s all acrobatic checks baby

Song: 2

Ruby: 5

Trongy: 1

Acacia: 14

Ipu: 2

Chenille: absolutely 0, refused to participate

-we flood the place

-the 2 elves talk to each other in private in sylvan, acacia and chenille eavesdrop and hear them say that olivia wasn’t supposed to be “out yet”

-we go back to the main pool area and choerry hands out cherries

-acacia wakes up first and she sees: relovan has a crack in their sunglasses, their holding choery who is unconscious, and olivia is across from them on all 4s with a burnt sleeve. Relovan looks terrified

-acacia talks to olivia in bestial and takes a defensive stance

-olivia turns into a large black wolf, kim and jinsoul go to relovan and choerry’s side

-trongy wakes up next and takes out her daggers

-acacia says in bestial that they brought the sisters with them, why would she think they abandoned her? And olivia responds in barks

-ruby wakes up next, then ipu. Ipu wakes up chenille (finally, god)

-chenille wakes up song

-acacia casts entangle and catches wolflivia in vines

-song casts calm emotions and fails, olivia gets a 20, song looks sad, olivia looks angrier

-ruby thwacks wolflivia across the head, wolflivia takes 5 damage

-chenille hits wolflivia with the butt of her rapier, 8 damage

-wolflivia breaks free from the vines and attacks song, he takes 4 damage bc she “nibbles his arm”

-Ipu tries to use his pied piper pipes, they don’t work bc she’s a druid

-trongy casts earth tremor and gets a nat 20, and wolflivia is knocked unconscious, and she turns back into a regular wolf.

-she’s crying in her sleep and she looks really upset

-kim and jinsoul tell olivia they’re so sorry in sylvan. Acacia says that olivia was really hurt and confused and warns them to try not to abandon her again

Chenille: Maybe next time don’t involve passersby in your personal drama

Kim Lip: Certainly. We will make sure not to ask someone of your... *disposition* next time.

-Acacia asks to be the 13th member of loona, they ask if she can sing and acacia says yes (it’s a lie but no one can tell). Jinsoul gives acacia a moonstone necklace and says they’ll be in contact

-chenille looks rly pleased and excited the second they vanish. Acacia and Ipu roll insight to see why chenille looks happy: she’s rly into the fae. She’s a big fae fan because they’re sneaky and make puzzles The End.

on it there’s sheet music.