Ash and His Friends Help Out Part 3 (Cartoon Paradise Parody Spoof)

**Ash and His Friends Help Out Part 3** is a Cartoon Paradise Parody Spoof featuring four Season 1 episodes, five Season 2 episodes and two Season 3 episodes.

## Characters

1. Ash Ketchum as Thomas (Sarah Natochenny)
2. Jackie Chan as Edward (James Sie)
3. Shaggy Rogers as Henry (Matthew Lillard)
4. Hayato Kanzaki as Gordon (Matt Hill)
5. Al Smith as James (Tom Kenny)
6. Ritchie as Percy (Tara Jayne)
7. Tyson Granger as Toby (Marlowe Gardiner-Heslin)
8. Toni and Mika Morgan as Annie and Clarabel (Stephanie Morgenstern and Jocelyne Loewen)
9. Sonic The Hedgehog as Bertie (Jason Griffith)
10. Ryu Hoshi as Sir Topham Hatt (Kirby Morrow)
11. Tai Kamiya as Duck (Joshua Seth)
12. Ozzy Jones and Drix Koldriliff as Donald and Douglas (Phil LaMarr and Jeff Bennett)
13. Giovanni as Diesel (Craig Blair)
14. Lisa Brandon as Mavis (Stephanie Morgenstern)

## Stories

1. Come Out, Shaggy!
2. A Proud Day For Al
3. Ritchie Runs Away
4. Old Iron
5. Giovanni's Devious Deed
6. Tyson's Tightrope
7. Giovanni Does It Again
8. The Deputation
9. Yelling and Sneezes
10. Sonic's Chase
11. Woolly Bear

## Script

### Come Out, Shaggy!

* George Carlin: Once a character attached to a train was afraid of a few drops of rain. It went into a tunnel and squeaked through its funnel, and wouldn't come out again. The character's name is Shaggy. His driver and fireman argued with him, but he would not move.
* Shaggy: The rain would spoil my lovely green paint and red stripes.
* George Carlin: He said. The conductor blew his whistle till he had no more breath, and waved his flag till his arms ached, but Shaggy still stayed in the tunnel and blew steam at him.
* Shaggy: I'm not going to spoil my lovely green paint and red stripes for you.
* George Carlin: Then, along came Ryu Hoshi, the man of charge of all the characters on the land of cartoons.
* Ryu: We will pull you out.
* George Carlin: Said Ryu Hoshi. But Shaggy only blew steam at him. Everyone pulled except Ryu Hoshi.
* Ryu: Because...
* George Carlin: He said.
* Ryu: ...my doctor has forbidden me to pull.
* George Carlin: But still, Shaggy stayed in the tunnel. Then, they tried pushing from the other end. Ryu Hoshi said...
* Ryu: One, two, three, push!
* George Carlin: ...but he didn't help.
* Ryu: My doctor has forbidden me to push.
* George Carlin: He said. They pushed, and pushed, and pushed, but still, Shaggy stayed in the tunnel. At last, Ash came along. The conductor waved his red flag and stopped him. Everyone argued with Shaggy.
* Everyone: Look, it has stopped raining.
* George Carlin: They said.
* Shaggy: Yes, but it will began again soon.
* George Carlin: Said Shaggy.
* Shaggy: And what will become with green paint with red stripes then?
* George Carlin: Ash pushed and puffed and pushed as hard as ever he could, but still Shaggy stayed in the tunnel. Eventually, even Ryu Hoshi gave up.
* Ryu: We shall take away your rails...
* George Carlin: He said.
* Ryu: ...and leave you here until you're ready to come out of the tunnel.
* George Carlin: They took up the old rails, and built a wall in front of Shaggy so that other character wouldn't bump into him. All Shaggy could do was to watch the trains rushing through the other tunnel. He was very sad, because he thought no one would see his lovely green paint and red stripes again. As time went on, Jackie and Hayato would often pass by. Jackie would say...
* Jackie: Peep, peep! Hello!
* George Carlin: And Hayato would say...
* Hayato: Boop, boop, boop! Serves you right!
* George Carlin: Poor Shaggy had no steam to answer. His fire had gone out. Soot and dirt from the tunnel had spoilt his lovely green paint with red stripes anyway. How long do you think Shaggy would stay in the tunnel before he overcomes his fear of the rain, but then decides to journey out again?

### A Proud Day For Al

* George Carlin: One night, Shaggy and Hayato were alone with Al. Although Ryu Hoshi was beginning to think well of them. Whenever a chance came the other characters will talk of nothing but bootlace.
* Shaggy: Remember when they had to use a bootlace to get you out of trouble Al?
* George Carlin: They would tease. Al tried to get back by talking about Shaggy who got shut up in a tunnel and Hayato who got stuck on a hill. But they wouldn't listen.
* Hayato: You talk too much little Al.
* George Carlin: Said Hayato.
* Hayato: A fine strong character like me has something to talk about. I'm the only character who can pull the express. When I'm not there, they need two characters. Think of that. I've pulled expresses for years, and have never once lost my way. I seem to know the right line by instinct.
* George Carlin: Every wise character knows that the signalman sets the switches to make the characters run on the right track. But Hayato was so proud he had forgotten.
* Hayato: Wake up, Al.
* George Carlin: Said Hayato next morning.
* Hayato: It's time for the express. What are you doing? Odd Jobs? Ah well. We all have to begin somewhere, don't we? Run along and get my coaches. Don't be late.
* George Carlin: Al went to get Hayato's coaches. They were all shining with new paint. He was careful not to bump them and they followed him smoothly into the station, singing happily...
* Coaches: We're going away, we're going away.
* Al: I wish I was going with you.
* George Carlin: Said Al.
* Al: I should love to pull the express and go flying above the line!
* George Carlin: Hayato with much noise and blowing off steam, got ready to back on to the train. Ryu Hoshi was on the train with other important people and as soon as they heard the conductor's whistle, Hayato started.
* Hayato: Look at me now! Look at me now!
* George Carlin: He puffed and the coaches glided after him.
* Hayato: Boop boop boop boop boop! Goodbye, little Al, see you tomorrow!
* George Carlin: Al watched the train disappeared and then went back to work. He pushed some Beedrill into their proper sidings and went to fetch the coaches for another train. Al had just brought the coaches into the platform when he heard a mournful noise. There was Marcus trying to sneak into the station without being noticed.
* Al: Hello, Hayato. Is it tomorrow?
* George Carlin: Hayato didn't answer. He just let off steam feebly.
* Al: Did you lose your weight, Hayato?
* Hayato: No, it was lost for me. I was switched off the main line onto the loop. I have to go all around and back again.
* Al: Perhaps it was instinct.
* George Carlin: Said Al. All the passengers were shouting at the ticket window.
* Passengers: We want our money back!
* George Carlin: Ryu Hoshi climbed onto a cart and blew the conductor's whistle so loudly that they all stopped to look at him. Then he promised a new train at once.
* Ryu: Hayato can't do it. Will you pull it for us, Al?
* Al: Yes sir, I'll try.
* George Carlin: So Al was coupled on, and everyone got in.
* Ryu: Do your best, Al.
* George Carlin: Said Ryu.
* Al: Come along, come along!
* George Carlin: Puffed Al.
* Coaches: You're pulling us well, you're pulling us well!
* George Carlin: Sang the coaches.
* Al: Hurry, hurry, hurry!
* George Carlin: Puffed Al. Bridges and stations flashed by the passengers cheered and they soon reached the station. Everyone said thank you to Al and Ryu Hoshi was very impressed.
* Ryu: Well done. Would you like to pull the express sometimes?
* Al: Yes, please.
* George Carlin: Answered Al. Next day when Al came by, Hayato was pushing Beedrill.
* Hayato: I like some quiet work for a change.
* George Carlin: He said.
* Hayato: I'm teaching these Beedrill manners. You did well with those coaches I hear. Good, we'll show them.
* George Carlin: And he gave his Beedrill a bump. Al and Hayato are now good friends. Al sometimes takes the express to give Hayato a rest. Hayato never talks about bootlaces, and they are both quite agreed on a subject of Beedrill.

### Ritchie Runs Away

* George Carlin: Shaggy, Al and Hayato were miserable. They had been shut up for several days for being naughty and longed to be let out again. At last, Ryu Hoshi arrived.
* Ryu: I hope you are sorry.
* George Carlin: He said.
* Ryu: And that you understand that every job on the railway is important. We have a new character named Ritchie who helps pull coaches and Ash and Kevin had worked the main line nicely, but I will let you now if you promise to work hard.
* Hayato: Yes, sir.
* George Carlin: Said the three characters.
* Al: We will.
* Ryu: That's good, but please remember that this no shunting nonsense must stop.
* George Carlin: Ryu Hoshi then told Ritchie, Kevin and Ash that they can go and play on a branch line for a few days, and they ran off happily to find Toni and Mika at the junction. The two ladies were very pleased to see Ash again. Jackie and Ritchie played with the Beedrill.
* Beedrill: Stop, stop, stop!
* George Carlin: Screamed the Beedrill as they pushed them to their proper sidings. But the two boys laughed and went on shunting till the Beedrill were tightly arranged. Next, Jackie took some empty Beedrill from the quarry. Ritchie was left alone. He didn't mind that a bit. He like watching trains and being cheeky to the other characters.
* Ritchie: Hurry, hurry, hurry!
* George Carlin: He would call, and they got very cross. After a great deal of shunting, Ritchie was waiting for the signalman to set the switch so that he can go back to the yard. Ritchie being rather careless and not paying attention. Jackie had warned Ritchie.
* Jackie: Be careful on the main line. Whistle to the signalman that you are there.
* George Carlin: But Ritchie didn't remember to whistle, and so the busy signalman forgot him. Ritchie waited and waited. The switch were still against him so he couldn't move. Then, he looked along the main line.
* Ritchie: Peep, peep!
* George Carlin: He whistled in horror, for rushing straight towards him was Hayato with the express.
* Hayato: Oh!
* George Carlin: Groaned Hayato.
* Hayato: Get out of my way!
* (Hayato approaches Ritchie, who then shuts his eyes and the big character comes to a frightening halt)
* George Carlin: Ritchie opened his eyes. Hayato had stopped with Ritchie's buffers just a few inches from his own. But Ritchie had begun to move.
* Ritchie: I won't stay here, I'll run away!
* George Carlin: He puffed. He ran straight through Jackie's station, and was so frightened that he ran right up Hayato's Hill without stopping. After that, he was tired, but he couldn't stop. He had no driver to shut off steam and applied his brakes.
* Ritchie: I want to stop! I want to stop!
* George Carlin: He puffed. The man in the signalbox saw Ritchie was in trouble, so he kindly set the switch. Ritchie puffed wearily onto a nice empty siding, ending in a big bank of earth. He was too tired now to care where he went.
* Ritchie: I want to stop, I want to stop! I have stopped!
* George Carlin: He puffed thankfully.
* Workmen: Never mind, Ritchie.
* George Carlin: Said the workmen as they dug him out.
* Workmen: You shall have some drink and some coal and then you feel better.
* George Carlin: Presently, Hayato arrived.
* Hayato: Well done, Ritchie. You started so quickly that you stopped the nasty accident.
* Ritchie: I'm sorry I was cheeky.
* George Carlin: Said Ritchie.
* Ritchie: You were clever to stop.
* George Carlin: Replied Hayato. Then Hayato helped pull Ritchie out from the bank. The two characters are now good friends, but Ritchie was always most careful that he goes out on the main line.

### Old Iron

* George Carlin: One day, Al had to wait at the station till Jackie and his books came in. This made him cross.
* Al: Late again!
* George Carlin: Jackie laughed and Al fumed away. After Al had finished his work, he went back to the yard, and puffed on to the turntable. He was still feeling very bad tempered.
* Al: Jackie is impossible!
* George Carlin: He grumbled to the others.
* Al: He clanks about like a lot of old iron and he is so slow, he makes us wait!
* George Carlin: Ash and Ritchie were indignant.
* Ritchie: Old iron?! Slow?!
* Ash: Why, Jackie could beat you in a race any day!
* Al: Really!
* George Carlin: Said Al.
* Al: I should like to see him do it. Next morning, Al's driver was suddenly taking ill. He could hardly stand, so the fireman uncoupled Al ready for shunting. Al was impatient. Suddenly, the signalman shouted. There was Al puffing away down the line.
* Signalman: All traffic halted!
* George Carlin: Called the signalman. Then he told the fireman what had happened.
* Signalman: Two boys were on Al's footplate fiddling with the controls.
* Fireman: Whew.
* Signalman: They tumbled off and ran when Al started.
* (Phone rings)
* George Carlin: The signalman answered the telephone.
* Signalman: Yes? He's here? Right, I'll tell him. The inspector's coming at once. He wants a shunter's pole and a coil of wire rope.
* Fireman: What for?
* George Carlin: Wondered the fireman.
* Signalman: Search me, but you better get them quickly.
* George Carlin: The fireman was ready when Jackie arrived. The inspector saw the pole and a rope.
* Inspector: Good man, jump in.
* Jackie: We'll catch him, we'll catch him.
* George Carlin: Puffed Jackie. Al was laughing.
* Al: What a lark! What a lark!
* George Carlin: He chuckled to himself. Suddenly, he was going faster and faster. He realized that he had no driver.
* Al: What shall I do? I can't stop! Help! Help!
* Jackie: We're coming, we're coming!
* George Carlin: Called Jackie. Jackie was panting up behind with every ounce of steam he had. At last, he caught up with Al.
* Jackie's Driver: Steady, Jackie.
* George Carlin: Called his driver. The inspector stood on Jackie's front holding a noose of rope in the crook of the shunter's pole. He was trying to slip it over Al's buffer. The characters swayed and lurched. At last...
* Inspector: Got him!
* George Carlin: He shouted. He pulled the noose tight. Gently braking, Jackie's driver checked the characters' speed, and Al's fireman scrambled across and took control.
* Jackie: So the old iron caught you after all.
* George Carlin: Chuckled Jackie.
* Al: I'm sorry.
* George Carlin: Whispered Al.
* Al: Thank you for saving me. You were splendid, Jackie.
* Jackie: That's all right.
* George Carlin: Replied Jackie. The characters arrived at the station side by side. Ryu Hoshi was waiting.
* Ryu: A fine piece of work.
* George Carlin: He said.
* Ryu: Al, you can rest, and then take your train. I'm proud of you, Jackie. You shall go to the works and have your worn parts mended.
* Jackie: Oh, thank you, Sir.
* George Carlin: Said Jackie.
* Jackie: It'll be lovely not to clank.

### Giovanni's Devious Deed

* George Carlin: Giovanni, the head of Team Rocket, was sulking. The Beedrill would not stop singing rudely at him. Tai was horrified.
* Tai: Shut up!
* George Carlin: He ordered, and bumped them hard.
* Tai: I'm sorry our Beedrill were rude to you, Giovanni.
* George Carlin: Giovanni was still furious.
* Giovanni: It's all your fault. You made them laugh at me.
* Shaggy: Nonsense.
* George Carlin: Said Shaggy.
* Shaggy: Tai would never do that. We characters have our differences, but we never talked about them to the Beedrill. That would be dis...dis...
* Hayato: Disgraceful.
* George Carlin: Said Hayato.
* Al: Disgusting.
* George Carlin: Put in Al.
* Shaggy: Despicable.
* George Carlin: Finished Shaggy. Giovanni hated Tai. He wanted him to be sent away, so he made a plan. He was going to tell lies about Tai. Next day, he spoke to the Beedrill.
* Giovanni: I see you like jokes. You made a good joke about me yesterday. I laughed and laughed. Tai told me one about Hayato. I'll whisper it. Don't tell Hayato I told you.
* George Carlin: And he sniggered away.
* Beedrill: Ha, ha, ha!
* George Carlin: Guffawed the Beedrill.
* Beedrill: Hayato will be cross with Tai when he knows. Let's tell him and get back at Tai for bumping us.
* George Carlin: They laughed rudely at the characters as they went by. Soon Hayato, Shaggy and Al found out why.
* Hayato: Disgraceful.
* George Carlin: Said Hayato.
* Al: Disgusting.
* George Carlin: Put in Al.
* Shaggy: Despicable.
* George Carlin: Finished.
* Shaggy: We cannot allow it.
* George Carlin: They consulted together.
* Shaggy: Yes.
* George Carlin: They said.
* Shaggy: He did it to us, we'll do it to him and see how he likes it.
* George Carlin: Tai was tired out. The Beedrill had been cheeky and troublesome. He wanted a rest in the shed. The three characters barred his way.
* Hayato, Al and Shaggy: Hooosh!
* Al: Keep out!
* Tai: Stop fooling.
* George Carlin: Said Tai.
* Tai: I'm tired.
* Al: So are we.
* George Carlin: Hissed the characters.
* Shaggy: We're tired of you. We like Giovanni. We don't like you.
* Hayato: You tell tales about us to the Beedrill.
* Tai: I don't!
* Hayato, Al and Shaggy: You do!
* Tai: I don't!
* Hayato, Al and Shaggy: You do!
* George Carlin: Ryu Hoshi came to stop the noise.
* Hayato: Tai called me a galloping sausage!
* George Carlin: Spluttered Hayato.
* Al: Rusty red scrap-irons!
* George Carlin: Hissed Al.
* Shaggy: I'm old square wheels!
* George Carlin: Fumed Shaggy.
* Ryu: Well, Tai?
* George Carlin: Tai considered.
* Tai: I only wish sir.
* George Carlin: He said gravely.
* Tai: That I thought of those names myself. If the dome fits...
* Ryu: (clearing throat)
* Hayato, Al and Shaggy: He made Beedrill laugh at us.
* George Carlin: Accused the characters. Ryu Hoshi recovered. He been trying not to laugh himself.
* Ryu: Did you, Tai?
* Tai: Certainly not, sir. No character will be as mean as that.
* George Carlin: Giovanni lurked up.
* Ryu: Now Giovanni, you heard what Tai said.
* Giovanni: I can't understand it, sir, to think that Tai of all characters. I'm dreadfully grieved, sir, but know nothing.
* Ryu: I see.
* George Carlin: Said Ryu. Giovanni squirmed and hope he didn't.
* Ryu: I'm sorry, Tai, but you must go to Jackie's station for a while. I know he'll be glad to see him.
* Tai: As you wish, sir.
* George Carlin: Tai trundled sadly away, while Giovanni smirked with triumph.

### Tyson's Tightrope

* George Carlin: One day, Ritchie arrived at the Cartoon University to collect some books for his Beedrill. Snow and frost lay everywhere. There was not a sound to be heard. Ritchie ventured further. He found Lisa Brandon resting in the shelter of some rocks.
* Ritchie: Cheer up, Lisa.
* George Carlin: He whistled. Lisa was still remembering the trouble she had with Beedrill.
* Lisa: Manager says I don't listen for his advice. He says I'd no business chortling down Tyson's line. Tyson's a fusspot.
* Ritchie: Tyson has forgotten all about Beedrill than you'll ever known.
* George Carlin: Replied Ritchie.
* Ritchie: You must put the Beedrill where he wants them, then you'll be a really useful kid. Now if you excuse me, I have to take these stones to the harbour.
* George Carlin: Lisa liked Ritchie but she still wouldn't to his advice.
* Lisa: Why shouldn't I go on Tyson's line?
* George Carlin: The siding arrangements are awkward. The put the Beedrill where Tyson wanted them, Lisa had to make several journeys. She started making a plan.
* Lisa: If we used the teeniest bit on Tyson's line.
* George Carlin: She said to her driver.
* Lisa: We would save all was bother.
* George Carlin: Her driver suspecting nothing allow them to go as far as the level crossing. A few days later, the weather changed. As the soon melted, the quarry grew busy again. Some trains were so long that before leaving the Beedrill for Tyson, Lisa had to go beyond the level crossing with them. Now for her plan. She would go further down the line without it seeming her fault.
* Lisa: Can you keep a secret?
* George Carlin: She asked the Beedrill.
* Beedrill: Yes, yes, yes!
* George Carlin: They chattered.
* Lisa: Will you bump me at the level crossing and tell no one I ask you?
* George Carlin: The Beedrill promised. But while Lisa was away, Tyson arrived. He decided to shunt the Beedrill himself. The Beedrill decided to bump him anyway. They reached the level crossing and Tyson's brakes came on. This was the signal for the Beedrill.
* Beedrill: On, on, on!
* George Carlin: They yelled. Tyson was away. With the Beedrill screaming and yelling behind him. No one realize that melted snow had turned a stream ahead into a torrent and the bridge above it was about to collapse. The rails were now like a tightrope against the thundering water.
* Tyson: Stop, stop!
* George Carlin: Cried Tyson. His driver thought for control. They came nearer and nearer by the bridge. It was all of nothing now. The driver braked hard. Tyson stopped still on the rails but with his feet shredding the tightrope over the abyss. Lisa was horrified and quickly came to the rescue. Workmen anchored Tyson with ropes while she pulled the Beedrill away. Then, she helped Tyson to safety.
* Lisa: I'm sorry about the Beedrill.
* George Carlin: Said Lisa.
* Lisa: I can't think how you manage to stop them in time.
* Tyson: Oh well.
* George Carlin: Said Tyson.
* Tyson: My driver told me about circus people who walked tightropes, but I just didn't fancy doing it myself.
* George Carlin: Later, Ryu Hoshi arrived.
* Ryu: A very smart piece of work.
* George Carlin: He said.
* Ryu: Lisa, you did well too I hear.
* Lisa: It was my fault about those Beedrill, sir.
* George Carlin: She faulted.
* Lisa: But if I could...
* Ryu: Could what?
* Lisa: Come down the line sometimes, Sir? Tyson says he'll show me what to do.
* Ryu: Certainly.
* George Carlin: Replied Ryu Hoshi.
* Ryu: If your manager agrees.
* George Carlin: And so it was arranged. Now Lisa is as happy as can be, and Ryu Hoshi thinks she's really useful indeed.

### Giovanni Does It Again

* George Carlin: Tai and Ritchie enjoy their work at the school, pushing and pulling Beedrill full of books to and from the hallways. But one morning, the characters were exhausted. The harbour was busier than ever. Ryu Hoshi promised that another character would be found to help them.
* Ritchie: Huh. It's about time.
* George Carlin: Said Ritchie.
* Tai: I ached so much I can hardly get my feet to move.
* George Carlin: Agreed Tai. They waited for the character to arrive. It came as a shock when he did.
* Giovanni: Good morning.
* George Carlin: Squirmed Giovanni in his oily voice. The two characters had not work with Giovanni for a long time.
* Tai: What are you doing here?
* George Carlin: Gasped Tai.
* Giovanni: Your worthy Ho...er, Ryu Hoshi sent me. I hope you are please to see me again. I have to shunt some dreadful tiresome Beedrill.
* Ritchie: Shunt where?
* George Carlin: Said Ritchie suspiciously.
* Giovanni: Where? Why from here to there.
* George Carlin: Purred Giovanni.
* Giovanni: And then again from there to here. Easy, isn't it?
* George Carlin: With that, Giovanni as if to make himself clear bumped some Beedrill hard.
* Beedrill: Ooh!
* George Carlin: Screamed the Beedrill.
* Giovanni: Grrr!
* George Carlin: Growled Giovannni. Ritchie and Tai were horrified. They did not trust Giovanni at all. They refuse to work and did not leave their shed. Ryu Hoshi was enjoying his tea and iced bun when the telephone rang.
* Ryu: So there's trouble in the harbour yard? I'll be there right away.
* George Carlin: Giovanni was working loudly and alone. Cargo lay on the key. Ships and passengers were delayed. Everyone was complaining about Yugi Moto's railway. Ritchie and Tai were sulking in their shed.
* Ryu: What's all this?
* George Carlin: Demanded Ryu Hoshi.
* Ritchie: We're on strike, sir.
* George Carlin: Said Ritchie nervously.
* Tai: Yes.
* George Carlin: Added Tai.
* Tai: Beg pardon, sir, but we don't work with Giovanni, sir. You said you sent him packing, sir.
* Ryu: I have to give Giovanni a second chance.
* George Carlin: Replied Ryu Hoshi.
* Ryu: I'm trying to help by bringing Giovanni here. Now you must help me he is the only character available.
* George Carlin: Ritchie and Tai went sadly back to work. Next day, things were no better. Giovanni's driver did not put on his brakes on properly and Giovanni's started to move. He went bump straight into Ritchie.
* Giovanni: Wake up there, Ritchie.
* George Carlin: Scowled Giovanni.
* Giovanni: You have work to do.
* George Carlin: He didn't even say he was sorry to Ritchie. Later, Giovanni bumped the Beedrill so hard that the loads went everywhere.
* Ritchie: What would Ryu Hoshi say?
* George Carlin: Gasped Ritchie.
* Tai: He won't like it.
* George Carlin: Said Tai.
* Giovanni: So who's going to tell you I wonder? Two goody-goody tattletales like you I suppose?
* George Carlin: Ritchie and Tai did not wanna be tattletales, so they said nothing. Giovanni thinking he can getting away from his bad behavior was ruder than ever. Next day, he was shunting Beedrill full of China Clay. He banged the Beedrill hard into the buffers, but the buffers weren't secure. The silly Beedrill were sunk! Ryu Hoshi heard the news. The Beedrill were hoisted safely from the sea but the clay was lost. Ryu Hoshi spoke severely to Giovanni.
* Ryu: The harbour master has tell me anything. Things weren't much better here before you arrived. I shall not be inviting you back. Now Tai and Ritchie, I hope you don't mind having handle the work by yourselves again.
* Ritchie: Oh no, Sir.
* Tai: Yes please, Sir.
* George Carlin: Replied the characters. Whistling cheerfully, they puff back to work while Giovanni sulk slowly away.

### The Deputation

* George Carlin: Snow came early to the land of Cartoons. It was heavier than usual. Most characters hate snow. Ozzy and Drix were used to it. Couple back to back with the van between their tenders and the snowplough in their fronts, they set to work. They puffed backwards and forward patrolling the line. Generally, the snow slipped away fiercely, but sometimes they found deeper drifts. Presently, they came to a drift which was larger than most. They charged it, and were just backing for another try when...
* Shaggy: Help, help!
* Drix: Flatten my pills, Ozzy, it's Shaggy! Don't worry yourself, Shaggy! Wait a while! We'll help you out!
* George Carlin: Shaggy was very grateful. He saw all was not well. The cells were looking glum. They told him Ryu Hoshi was making a decision.
* Drix: He'll send us away for sure.
* Ritchie: It's a shame.
* George Carlin: Said Ritchie.
* Hayato: A lot of nonsense about a broken signalbox.
* George Carlin: Grumbled Hayato.
* Al: That Impmon too.
* George Carlin: Put in Al.
* Al: Good riddance. That's what I say.
* Shaggy: The cells were splendid in the snow.
* George Carlin: Added Shaggy.
* Shaggy: It isn't fair.
* George Carlin: They all agreed that something must be done, but none knew what. Ritchie decided to talk to Jackie about it.
* Jackie: What you need...
* George Carlin: Said Jackie.
* Jackie: ...is a deputation.
* George Carlin: He explained what that was. Ritchie ran back quickly.
* Ritchie: Tyson says we need a depostation.
* Hayato: Of course.
* George Carlin: Said Hayato.
* Hayato: The question is...
* Shaggy: What is a desperation?
* George Carlin: Asked Shaggy.
* Ritchie: It's when characters tell Ryu Hoshi something's wrong.
* George Carlin: Said Ritchie.
* Tai: Did you say tell Yugi Moto?
* George Carlin: Asked Tai thoughtfully. There was a long silence.
* Hayato: I purpose.
* George Carlin: Said Hayato.
* Hayato: That Ritchie be our...um...disputation.
* Ritchie: Me?!
* George Carlin: Squeaked Ritchie.
* Ritchie: I can't!
* Shaggy: Rubbish, Ritchie.
* George Carlin: Said Shaggy.
* Shaggy: It's easy.
* Hayato: That's settled then.
* George Carlin: Said Hayato. Poor Ritchie wished it wasn't.
* Ryu: Hello, Ritchie. It's nice to be back.
* George Carlin: Ritchie jumped.
* Ritchie: Uh, yes sir, please sir.
* Ryu: You look nervous, Ritchie. What's the matter?
* Ritchie: Please, sir, they made me a desperation, sir, to speak to you sir. I don't like it, sir.
* George Carlin: Ryu Hoshi pondered.
* Ryu: Do you mean a deputation, Ritchie?
* Ritchie: Yes sir, please sir. It's Ozzy and Drix. They say, sir, that if you send them away, sir, well, they'll be turned to scrap, sir. That would be dreadful, sir. Please, sir, don't send them away.
* Ryu: Thank you, Ritchie. That will do.
* George Carlin: Later, Ryu Hoshi spoke to the characters.
* Ryu: I had a deputation. I understand your feelings and I give a lot of thought to the matter.
* George Carlin: He paused impressively.
* Ryu: Ozzy and Drix, I hear that your work in the snow was good. You shall have a new coat of paint.
* George Carlin: The cells were surprised.
* Ozzy: Thank you, sir.
* Ryu: But your names will be painted on you. We'll have no more mistakes.
* Drix: Thank you, sir. Uh, does this mean that the both of us?
* George Carlin: Ryu Hoshi smiled.
* Ryu: It means...
* George Carlin: But the rest of his speech was drowned in a delighted chorus of cheers and whistles. The cells were here to stay.

### Yelling and Sneezes

* George Carlin: Hayato was cross.
* Hayato: Why should Shaggy have a new shape?
* George Carlin: He grumbled.
* Hayato: A shape good enough for me is good enough for him. He goes gallivanting off, leaving us to do his work, and comes back saying how happy he feels. It's disgraceful. And there's another thing: Shaggy whistles too much. No respectable character ever whistles loudly at stations. It isn't wrong, but we just don't do it.
* George Carlin: Poor Shaggy didn't feel happy anymore.
* Ritchie: Never mind.
* George Carlin: Whispered Ritchie.
* Ritchie: I'm glad you're home again. I like your whistling.
* Hayato: Goodbye, Shaggy.
* George Carlin: Called Hayato.
* Hayato: We're glad to have you with us again. But remember what I said.
* George Carlin: Later, Shaggy stopped at Jackie's station.
* Jackie: Hello, Shaggy.
* George Carlin: Said Jackie.
* Jackie: You look splendid. I was pleased to hear your happy whistle yesterday.
* Shaggy: Thank you, Jackie.
* George Carlin: Smiled Shaggy.
* (We hear a screeching noise)
* Shaggy: Shh. Can you hear something?
* Jackie: It sounds like Hayato.
* George Carlin: Said Jackie.
* Jackie: And it ought to be Hayato. But Hayato never whistles like that.
* George Carlin: It *was* Hayato. He came rushing down the hill of a tremendous rate. He didn't look at Shaggy and he didn't look at Jackie. He screamed straight through the station and disappeared.
* Jackie: Well.
* George Carlin: Said Jackie.
* Shaggy: It isn't wrong.
* George Carlin: Chuckled Shaggy.
* Shaggy: But we just don't do it.
* George Carlin: And he told Jackie what Hayato had said. Meanwhile, Hayato screeched along the line. The noise was awful. At the station, everyone covered their ears. Ryu Hoshi covered his ears too.
* Ryu: Take him away!
* George Carlin: He bellowed.
* Ryu: And stop that noise!
* George Carlin: Hayato puffed sadly away. But he wouldn't stop whistling until two fitters climbed up and knocked his whistle valve in place. That night, Hayato slunk into the shed. He was glad it was empty.
* Shaggy: It isn't wrong.
* George Carlin: Murmured Shaggy to no one in particular.
* Shaggy: But we just don't do it.
* George Carlin: No one mentioned whistles. Next morning, Shaggy was enjoying himself enormously.
* Shaggy: I feel so well, I feel so well.
* George Carlin: He sang.
* Coaches: Trickety-trock, trickety-trock.
* George Carlin: Hummed his coaches. Then he saw some boys on a bridge.
* Shaggy: Peep-peep. Hello.
* George Carlin: He whistled.
* (The boys smash the coaches' windows with stones)
* Shaggy: Ohh.
* George Carlin: He called. The boys didn't wave and take his number. They thought it fun to drop stones on him instead.
* Coaches: They've broken our glass, they've broken our glass.
* George Carlin: Cried the coaches. The passengers weren't hurt, but they were cross.
* Passengers: Call the police!
* Driver: No.
* George Carlin: Said the driver.
* Driver: Leave it to Shaggy and me.
* Passengers: What will you do?
* George Carlin: They asked.
* Driver: Can you keep a secret?
* Passengers: Yes, yes.
* Driver: Well then.
* George Carlin: Said the driver.
* Driver: Shaggy is going to sneeze at those boys.
* George Carlin: Lots of people were at the station just before the bridge. They wanted to see what would happen.
* Driver: Shaggy has plenty of ashes.
* George Carlin: Said the driver.
* Driver: Please keep all windows shut until we've passed the bridge. Shaggy's is excited as we are. Aren't you, old fellow?
* George Carlin: Shaggy felt more stuffed up than excitement. Soon, they could see the boys. And they all had stones.
* Driver: Are you ready, Shaggy?
* George Carlin: Said the driver.
* Driver: Sneeze hard when I tell you. Now.
* George Carlin: He said.
* Shaggy: Ah-choo!
* (Shaggy sneezes at the boys and they were covered in ashes)
* Driver: Well done, Shaggy.
* George Carlin: Laughed his driver. Shaggy went home, hoping that next time he saw Hayato and the boys, they would have learned not to be so mean.

### Sonic's Chase

* George Carlin: One morning, Jackie was waiting to pick up passengers from Ash Ketchum.
* Jackie: Peep peep! We're late! Where is Ash? He doesn't usually make us wait.
* Fireman: Oh dear, what can the matter be?
* George Carlin: Sanged the fireman.
* Fireman: Johnny's so longer...
* Driver: Never you mind abot Johnny.
* George Carlin: Laughed the driver.
* Driver: Just you climb on the cab and look for Ash. Can you see him?
* Fireman: No.
* George Carlin: Replied the fireman.
* Fireman: There's Sonic the Hedgehog in the terriying hurry. No need to bother with him though. Likely, he's on the coach tour of something.
* George Carlin: He clambered down.
* Sonic: Stop, stop! I've got Ash's passengers!
* George Carlin: Wailed Sonic, roaring up to the gates. It was no good. Jackie was gone.
* Sonic: Bother.
* George Carlin: Said Sonic.
* Sonic: Bother Ash's fireman not coming to work today. Why did I promise to help the visitors catch the train?
* Driver: That will do, Sonic.
* George Carlin: Said his driver.
* Driver: A promise is a promise and we must keep it.
* Sonic: I'll catch Jackie or bust.
* George Carlin: Said Sonic.
* Sonic: Oh, my gears and axles!
* George Carlin: He groaned, toiling up the hill.
* Sonic: I'll never be the same bus again. Hooray, hooray! I see him!
* George Carlin: Cheered Sonic as he reached the top.
* Sonic: Oh, no! Jackie's at the station! No, he stopped at the crossing. Hooray, hooray!
* George Carlin: Sonic toured down the hill.
* Passengers: Well done, Sonic!
* George Carlin: Shouted his passengers.
* Passengers: Go it!
* George Carlin: Sonic skitted into the yard.
* Sonic: Wait, wait!
* George Carlin: Cried Sonic. He was just in time to see Jackie puffed away.
* Sonic: I'm sorry.
* George Carlin: Said Sonic.
* Passengers: Never mind.
* George Carlin: Said the passengers.
* Passengers: After him quickly. Third time lucky you know. Do you think we'll catch 'em at the next station, driver?
* Driver: There's a good chance.
* George Carlin: Replied his driver.
* Driver: Our road keeps close to the line and we can climb hills better than Jackie. I'll just make sure.
* George Carlin: He spoke to the stationmaster. Sonic and the passengers waited impatiently.
* Driver: Yes! We'll do it this time.
* George Carlin: Said the driver.
* Passengers: Hooray!
* George Carlin: Called the passengers, as Sonic chased after Kevin once more.
* Pets: This hill is too steep, this hill is too steep!
* George Carlin: Grumbled the pets as Jackie snorted in front. They reach the top at last and ran smoothly into the station.
* Jackie: Peep!
* George Carlin: Whistled Jackie.
* Jackie: Get in quickly please.
* George Carlin: The conductor blew the whistle and Jackie's driver looked back. But the flag didn't wave, Then he heard Sonic. Everything seem to happy at once, and the stationmaster told the conductor and driver what had happened.
* Jackie: I'm sorry about the chase, Sonic.
* George Carlin: Said Jackie.
* Sonic: My fault.
* George Carlin: Replied Sonic.
* Sonic: Late at junction. You didn't know about Ash's passengers.
* Jackie: Peep peep! Goodbye, Sonic! We're off!
* George Carlin: Whistled Jackie.
* Passengers: Three cheers for Sonic!
* George Carlin: Called the passengers. Sonic raced back to tell Ash that all was well.
* Ash: Thank you, Sonic, for keeping your promise.
* George Carlin: Said Ash.
* Ash: You're a very good friend indeed.

### Woolly Bear

* George Carlin: In the summer, the work crews cut the long grass along the paths, raking it into heaps to dry in the sun. At this time of year, Ritchie stops where they have been cutting. The men load up his empty wagons and he pulls them to the station. Tyson then takes them to the hills for the farmers to feed their stock.
* Ritchie: Wheeeeeeeesh!
* George Carlin: Ritchie gave a ghostly whistle.
* Ritchie: Don't be frightened, Ash.
* George Carlin: He laughed.
* Ritchie: It's only me!
* Ash: Your ugly fizz is enough to frighten anyone.
* George Carlin: Said Ash.
* Ash: You're like...
* Ritchie: Ugly indeed. I'm...
* Ash: Green caterpillar with red stripes.
* George Carlin: Continued Ash firmly.
* Ash: You crawl like one too.
* Ritchie: I don't!
* Ash: Who's been late every afternoon this week?
* Ritchie: It's the hay.
* Ash: I can't help that.
* George Carlin: Said Ash.
* Ash: Time's time, and Ryu Hoshi relies on me to keep it. I can't if you crawl in the hay till all hours.
* Ritchie: Green caterpillar indeed.
* George Carlin: Fumed Ritchie, as he set off to collect some hay to take to the harbour.
* Ritchie: Everyone says I'm handsome, or at least nearly anyone. Anyway, my curves are better than Ash's corners. Ash says I'm always late.
* George Carlin: He grumbled.
* Ritchie: I'm never late, or at least only a few minutes. What's that to Ash? He can always catch up time farther on.
* George Carlin: All the same, he and his driver decided to start home early. Then came trouble.
* (The crate of treacle appears held by a crane it falls down and lands on Ritchie with a loud Wham!)
* George Carlin: A crate of treacle was upset all over Ritchie. Ritchie was cross. He was still sticky when he puffed away. The wind was blowing fiercely.
* Ritchie's Driver: Look at that!
* George Carlin: Explained the driver. The wind caught the piled hay, tossing it up and over the track. The line climbed here.
* Ritchie's Driver: Take a run at it, Ritchie.
* George Carlin: His driver advised. Ritchie gathered speed. But the hay made the rails slippery and his feet wouldn't grip. Time after time he stalled with spinning feet and had to wait until the line ahead was cleared before he could start again. Everyone was waiting. Ash seethed impatiently.
* Ash: Ten minutes late. I warned him. Passengers will complain and Ryu Hoshi...
* George Carlin: Then they all saw Ritchie. They laughed and shouted.
* (Passengers laughing)
* Ritchie: Sorry I'm late.
* George Carlin: Ritchie panted.
* Ash: Look what's crawled out of the hay!
* George Carlin: Teased Ash.
* Ritchie: What's wrong?
* George Carlin: Asked Ritchie.
* Ash: Talk about hairy caterpillars.
* George Carlin: Puffed Ash.
* Ash: It's worth been late to have seen you.
* George Carlin: When Ritchie got home, his driver showed him what he looked like in the mirror.
* (Ritchie gets shocked in the mirror)
* Ritchie: Bust my buffers! No wonder they all laughed. I'm just look like a woolly bear. Please clean me before Tyson comes.
* George Carlin: But it was no good. Ash told Tyson all about it.
* (Workmen are seen clearing the hay out of Ritchie)
* George Carlin: Instead of talking about sensible things like playing ghosts, Ash and Tyso n made jokes about woolly bear caterpillars, and other creatures which crawled about in hay. They laughed a lot, but Ritchie thought they were really being very silly indeed!