Alucard vs Dio

Alucard vs Dio is the seventh episode of Fiction V. Fiction, featuring Alucard from ***Hellsing*** and Dio from ***JoJo's Bizarre Adventure***.

## Interlude

Vampires are a common use of fictional beings. Some are made to be incredibly attractive to girls, some are made to scare, and some are just God damn insane. But today we'll be having the two most horrifyingly insane vampires duke it out in a fight to the death.

Alucard

The ultimate weapon from Hellsing

And

Dio Brando

The nemesis of the Joestar family from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

I'm Aipom and today I'm here to determine who between these two characters could win a match of Fiction V. Fiction.

## Alucard

(Cue: Hellsing Opening)

In a world where vampires roam around, killing anyone they can get to and turning them into ghouls or just outright taking a life for a quick snack. So what do we have to combat these vampires? More vampires, of course! Welcome to Hellsing Organization, an army of vampires that kill vampires, but these are the good vampires killing the bad vampires. Understand? Good. One member, Abraham Van Hellsing, took down Dracula who has reigned terror for years. And rather than killing Dracula, he turned Dracula into Hellsing's servitude as if he was a Pokemon. And while he was at it, he renamed Dracula into the most dangerous vampire killers of all time, Alucard.

Get it? Because Alucard is Dracula backwards? Anyways, Alucard ain't doing this vampire murdering empty handed. He has a .454 Casuall handgun that can take down vampires easily with silver bullets. Then he upgraded to the Jackal, a handgun designed to inflict damage on regenerators, making those regeneration powers practically useless.

And being a vampire, he gets that superhuman durability, strength, enhance senses (seeing a range of at least a kilometer), illusion resistance and mind manipulation, precognition (seeing slightly into the future to predict movements), turning virgins of the opposite sex into vampires, telekinesis, telepathy, mind control, blood absorption, levitation, intangibility, shapeshifting, can control shadows, illusion creation, a third eye that let's him see past illusions, and immunity to the common known vampire weaknesses like sunlight and silver bullets.

Alucard fights with ferocity and often extreme cruelty, preferring to break his opponent both physically and psychologically before finishing them off. And while he prefers death at the hands of a worthy human opponent, because he loathes beings like himself who decided to become immortal as a means to escape fate. His immortality is actually the result of consuming the souls of his victims through blood, gaining their memories while turning the souls into extensions of himself called Familiars, which we'll get to shortly. While these should allow Alucard to regenerate near fatal injuries in seconds like getting his shoulder blasted off and his whole body with just his hand left or his whole body shredded to ribbons, he would need to feed if he uses up his multitude of souls though.

His previously mentioned familiars are the souls of his murderes victims from across history. His familiar can turn him into bats, arthropods, snakes, amorphous masses of darkness with multiple eyes, and a young girl. His most common familiar manifestation is Baskerville, his Hellhound. But this is only a small bit of his Familiars' potential, due to a large chunk of his power being locked away behind a seal. When the Hellsing family removes the seal so he can show that hell has no fury like Alucard has, making this the most god damn horrifying power in fiction history. Alucard can freely let his power loose, as Dracula once again. He can spawn every single familiar he has, from knights to horses to soldiers to even fucking Nazi vampires! And the masses of darkness can nearly reach up building tops, cover the entirety of London, England, and can create hundreds of familiars. But Alucard himself is left vulnerable to attack, needing to draw a familiar back into himself to survive fatal blows.

His two forms are Level One and Level Zero. Level one increases his strength, speed, durability. As well as let's him summon hellhounds called Baskervilles. And Level Zero let's him do the previous mentioned in this and last paragraph, as well as swap his guns for a two-handed sword. And he can summon some of Hellsings strongest characters that Alucard are souls. Tubalcain Alhambra, who has explosive cards that can block bullets and give Alucard a hard to to recover from. Rip Van Winkle, who has magic bullets that can change direction, pierce through jets, and shoot down missiles.

But interesting fact, Alucard's true form is a shadow-like non-physical entity. So all physical and even supernatural attacks phase right through him, making it difficult to land a blow on his true form.

He can turn shadows into physical forms, control blood with his mind if absorbs the blood of his opponent, create smoke and fog, teleport, hypnotize others, can sence supernatural activity, and can exist any way he pleases after absorbing Schrödinger's powers.

He's been torn to shreds by conventional weaponry and holy weaponry designed to kill his kind and has survived all of it, he has been seen going up barehanded against even some supernatural weapons and destroying them, has survived being through skyscrapers, move faster than the eye can see, move up vertical walls, withstood one of Tubalcain's cards that can cut a depleted uranium cannon shell in half, lifted a building with his telekinesis, ripped out The Monster of God's heart, kept up with The Monster of God, lifted a 60,000 pound fighter jet while in shadow-composed state with half of his body, has limitless stamina, can see hundreds of meters to a few kilometers, is incredibly cunning with his high intelligence, can shoot an opponent without looking, and is capable of catching and dodging bullets.

How overpowered Alucard is, he has some noticeable flaws. He needs to absorb blood to stay alive, as well as keep absorbing souls to stay alive. So if a battle last too long, he could weaken down. This makes his greatest form a double edged sword, putting everything out there to fight.

At the end of the series, Alucard eventually became omnipresent. So if there's a vampire problem in your neighborhood, you can always count on Alucard to kill it off in his own sadistic ways.

(Cue: Hellsing - Alucard quote)

## Dio

(Cue: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Opening 4 Full {SONO CHI NO KIOKU ~ END OF THE WORLD)

In 1886, on a rainy night, Dario Brando and his wife came across a demolished carriage with the horses dead and the family presumed dead. Dario was going to lute the family's riches. But it turned out the baby and father was alive, and the father, George Joestar, thought Dario was trying to save his family. Instead of correcting George, Dario lied and said he came to save them. George said that his family was in debt to him, and if the Brando family ever needed anything, the Joestar family will help them. In comes Dio Brando, born in the gutters of 19th century London as the son of Brando. Dio secretly despised his father for being an alcoholic, abusive father, and working his mother to an early grave. Secretly poisoning Dario, Dario told Dio to go to the Joestar family and take their fortunes before Dario died on his death bed. Dio went on to the Joestar family and George Joestar welcomed Dio into the family. And Dio attempted to muscle the fortune from Jonathan Joestar by kissing the girl he loves, beating the shit out of him, and killing his dog and now I hope Dio burns in hell. But Dio never expected for Jonathan to be fed up with his shit and fight back after getting his love, Erina Pendleton, involved. Dio stole a creepy looking mask from the Joestar family and went out on the streets, got in a street brawl, and put the mask on one of the guys he brawled with. Apparently this mask is from an ancient ratual that can turn who's wearing it into a vampire whenever coming in contact with blood. So with this information, Dio bided his time until he attempts to poison George while killing Jonathan with the stone mask because he assumed it was a torture device, but Jonathan stopped him. So Dio did what any sane man would do, he stabbed George and covered the mask in his blood after putting it on himself. And doing this turned Dio into the vampre that would try to kill the Joestar family for many, MANY generations.

And being a vampire gives Dio inhuman strength, speed, senses, durability, and a lot more shit that we'll need to get to after talking about what he got to fight the 3rd Joestar after starting his rivalry to the Joestar bloodline.

To escape death from Jonathan, Dio took over his body at the last second in order to live on. And some how doing this gave Dio a stand called The World. Stands are entities physically generated by their users and are called stands because they stand by you. Bad name reasoning aside, stands are invisible to anyone that doesn't have a stand and these things are some of the strongest things in anime history.

Having both vampire powers and The World makes Dio one threatening son of a bitch. The World allows him to pause time for 11 seconds at most, making him be able to dodge bullets and attacks.

Dio as well has throwing knives to use from a distance, making him prepared for both range and up close battles.

He can deflect attacks from other Stands that can move faster than light, block a superhuman sun infested punch, lift a 30 ton steamroller, keep up with Star Platinum, can sence Jotaro's heartbeat from meters away, survived a ship's explosion, can regenerate by sucking blood through his finger, regenerate his body faster than fire could consume him and can regenerate from being blown to bits, survive losing vital organs and control amputated body parts, can shoot out fluid jets from his eyes that can slice metal and stone and be able to reach clouds miles away, can lower his body temperature to freeze organic tissue with a touch, this freeze can freeze full grown men from the neck down in an instance, fuse different creatures, create parasites that can control others and can kill the host if tried to be removed, can heal other people wounds, and can bring others to life and turn them into vampires.

The World has super strength, speed, and senses, being able to move at light speeds, impale a man with a punch, go to toe-to-toe with Star Platinum, and both Dio and The World can survive punches from Star Platinum, which can punch with 3 million tons of force.

Dio has the power to another stands as well, being Jonathan's other stand, which us unnamed. He has access to The Passion because he took over Jonathan's body and who would've thought that taking over one body would be so helpful. The Passion let's Dio look into the details future and anyone in his or the Joestar bloodline. It's unknown how far into the future but it's useful enough for him to avoid death. The Passion also allows him to make purple vines with thorns around his body, allowing to make more damaging punches.

He broke a steel spear in half with little effort in one hand, caught Dire's attack which can move so fast to leave an after image (200 mph), has been compared to a cheetah with his speed (75 mph), can react to people who move faster than the eye can track, survived being bisected and decapitated while falling down a steep and tall cliff, survived a massive ship exploding when he was only a head, can deflect Kakyoin's Emerald Splash with his bare hands (which can destroy buildings and is several emeralds firing in several areas), his stand has paused time fast enough to prevent a new universe from being created, can summon steam rollers, smart enough to trick Jonathan that he wanted to be friends, The World can move faster than light, is stronger than Star Platinum, survived a barrage of punches from Star Platinum, and technically killed 2 Joestars.

But being a vampire makes sunlight dangerous, being able to kill him. And because he isn't naturally a vampire, destroying his brain will kill him. And for how powerful The World is, any damage it takes Dio will receive too, and vice versa. The World also has a 10 meter limitation, so anything beyond 10 meters The World can't touch. Dio is as well a cocky douchebag, comparing himself to gods and taking great pride in his time stopping ability, clouding his mind if an opponent can counter this ability. And while Jonathan's stand is useful, it can only predict his and a Joestar's future, no one elses.

But no matter how many times a Joestar kills Dio, he will always return. Because Dio is the true main character of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

(Cue: It was I, Dio!)

## Fight

(Cue: Last Train Home)

(It's night time on a train. Dio sits in a booth by himself with a cup of tea in an empty car)

(He hears one of the doors open and looks up)

(Alucard steps into the car)

Alucard: So this is who I have come to kill?

(He pulls out his .454 Casuall handgun and points it at Dio)

(Dio chuckles as Alucard fires)

(But the bullet gets deflected by The World)

(Dio chuckles more and gets up with his hands in his pockets, looking at Alucard)

(Alucard chuckles too)

Alucard: You still stand before me? I'm impressed!

(Alucard moves one foot forward and pulls out his Jackal so he has both guns out)

Dio: Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away you're approaching me?

Alucard: Dio Brando. I have come to end you!

Dio: Oh ho! Come as close as you like then!

(Alucard chuckles again and fires his guns)

(Cue: Hellsing OST RAID Track 9 Sea of Chaos)

FIGHT!

(Dio pauses time for a second and moves out of the way)

(Alucard fires 3 more time at Dio)

(Each shot, Dio paused time to avoid)

(The World pulls the booth Dio was in earlier out of the ground and throws it at Alucard)

(An amorphous mass of darkness with multiple eyes and fangs appears from Alucard's back and tares apart the booth)

(Dio approaches Alucard so The World is in range)

(Alucard fires several more times, but Dio pauses time for every shot)

(Alucard's mass of darkness bares its fangs and charges at Dio)

(It attempts to bite Dio, but The World punches it into a wall)

(The World then charges at Alucard, being invisible to him)

(It punches Alucard into the door, without Alucard knowing what hit him)

(Alucard gets up and shoots Dio)

(Dio pauses time again to avoid)

(But Alucard expected Dio to avoid the bullet, so he shot again)

(The bullet shoots off Dio's left arm, to his surprise)

Dio: What?

(Alucard laughs and shoots at Dio several more times)

(Dio grunts as The World punches the bullets off to the side)

Dio: The World!

(Time pauses as Dio laughs to himself)

Dio: Fool...

(He picks up his arm and reattaches it before approaching Alucard)

Dio: Do you know who I am?

(The World punches Alucard several times)

Dio: I am Dio Brando!

(The World punches Alucard more right before time unpauses)

(As soon as time unpauses, Alucard is sent flying through the cart door and into a cart full of people)

(The people panic as Dio enters while laughs and walks in with a smug face)

(Alucard gets up as the passengers run out of the side Dio wasn't on)

(Dio pull out his throwing knives and throws them at Alucard)

(The knives pierce through Alucard, as he falls to his knees)

(Dio slowly approaches Alucard with his hands in his pockets)

Dio: You made a mistake challenging me!

(Alucard starts laughing)

Dio: Mm? What's so funny?

(Alucard keeps laughing as a shadow forms above behind Dio)

(Dio looks behind him and sees the mass of darkness hover over him and attempts to chomp off Dio's head)

(The World grabs onto the mass's jaws and holds it open)

(The mass struggles to sink it's fangs because of The World)

(The World slams the mass into the ground)

(Dio smirks but then bats fly past Dio)

(He looks at where Alucard was and notices he's gone and his knives on the ground)

(Dio looks shocked right before looking back to see Alucard)

(Alucard laughs and summons the mass again to bite into Dio's waste)

(The mass of darkness and eyes throws Dio through the roof of the train)

(Cue: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders OST - Noble Pope)

(Dio lands on the roof of the train, showing the area is surrounded by trees)

(Alucard jumps up and laughs, pointing his gun at Dio)

(He fires at Dio's head as Dio looks at him)

Dio: The World!

(Time pauses with the bullet right in front of Dio's face)

(He gets up as The World appears behind him, then punches the bullet downward)

(Time unpauses and the bullet hits the roof and Dio stands next to where the bullet hit)

(Dio closes his eyes and fires a jet stream of water from them at Alucard)

(Alucard dodges the attack by jumping up into the air as the stream slices through a tree that the train bypasses)

(Alucard grabs the tree with a dark mass and throws it at Dio right before he lands)

(The World punches the tree in half as Dio stops his jet stream)

(The two pieces fall next to the train as it goes by)

(Alucard fires a few times at Dio)

(Dio pauses time to avoid the shots, but The World grabs one of the bullets and crushes is)

(Alucard transforms into bats and they fly around Dio)

Dio: The Wor-

(Before Dio could finish, Alucard turns back into his regular form and shoots Dio's leg off)

(Dio falls to the ground of the roof and looks at Alucard)

Dio: W-What!?

(Alucard laughs and reloads before aiming at Dio)

(Dio then starts to freeze up the area around him, causing Alucard to start to be frozen with ice crawling up him)

(Alucard looks down, seeing the ice taking covering his body)

(He laughs before the ice engulfs his body)

(Dio reattaches his leg before getting up and smirking)

(The World attemps to break Alucard by punching him)

(But a shadow came from the ice and sunk it's fangs into The World's arm)

Dio: What!?

(Alucard fazes through the ice prison from behind, leaving an empty ice shell)

(The shadow bites down on Dio to hold him down)

(He then makes a square with his hands and puts it around his eye)

Alucard: Releasing control restrictions system 3, 2, 1. Approval recognize, ability restriction lifted for unlimited use until the enemy has been rendered silenced. Now, Dio Brando! It is time to educate you on how a real vampire does battle!

(Alucard unlocks Level 1, with his hat blowing off and a massive eye to appear on his chest and darkness to surround him, filled with eyes)

Dio: Huh!?

(The World tares the masses off of Dio, as Dio gets back up)

(Alucard creates two Baskervilles on his back and they go after Dio, attempting to bite off his arms)

(The World punches both of them before charging at Alucard)

(The World grabs a tree the train bypassed and rips it out of the ground)

(It throws it the tree at Alucard)

(But a Baskerville comes from the surrounding darkness and rips the in half)

(The World rushes past the torn tree and punches Alucard, sending him flying to the front of the train)

(Dio smirks and walks up to Alucard)

(A Baskerville comes up from Alucard and charges at Dio)

(The World rushes at the Baskerville once it got close enough to Dio)

(The Baskerville attempts to bite Dio, but The World grabs it's jaws)

(But Alucard's arm with his gun appears in it's mouth)

(This surprises Dio, as it shoots The World in the face)

(Dio feels the bullet, catching him off guard)

Dio: What the!?

(The World let's go of the Baskerville, and it rushes past it to Dio)

Dio: The World!

(Time pauses right before the Baskerville could sink it's teeth into Dio)

(The World punches the Baskerville several times while Dio walks up to Alucard at the front of the train)

Dio: Times about to move.

(The World goes for a punch from above)

(But time starts back up again right when The World is about to strike)

(Alucard appears where Dio was when he stopped time, with The World punching the train top)

(The World's fist goes through the train roof, scaring the conductor and making him panick)

(This causes the train to derail, tipping over to the side)

(Cue: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders [Destination] OST - Platinum Fists)

(Dio, along with Alucard, notices the train falling over to it's side)

(Alucard jumps up into the air and turns into a colony of bats)

(Dio jumps into the air right before the train crashes, landing on it's side)

(Alucard turns back into his Level 1 form onto the side of the train, facing Dio)

(The World charges at Alucard, while Alucard turns his arm into a Baskerville)

(The Baskerville charges at Dio, but The World punches it several times)

(Dio throws a throwing knife at Alucard from afar, shanking into his shoulder)

(He throws another knife, but Alucard shoots it out of the air)

(The World punches away the Baskerville, then charges at Alucard before punching him through a tree)

(Alucard sits again a tree on the ground)

(Dio laughs as he looks at Alucard, with his hands in his pockets)

Dio: Given up? You cannot defeat me! I am a God!

(Alucard starts to laugh)

Dio: Hm? What are you laughing about? I have beaten you!

(Alucard keeps laughing as Dio approaches)

Alucard: Releasing control restriction system 0. Approval recognize, ability restriction lifted for unlimited use until the enemy has been rendered silenced. Let hell sing!

(Darkness surrounding the area, with eyes being seen from it, and Alucard turns into his original form, Dracula)

Dio: W-What is this!?

(Alucard laughs as several soldiers, knights on horseback, and two people with a gun and deck of cards walk out)

Alucard: This is your fate, Dio!

(A bullet shoots from the gun, bouncing around the trees and confusing Dio)

(Some playing cards go around Dio as well)

(The bullet shoots into Dio's shoulder as the cards explode around him)

(Dio grunts from the attacks as a Baskerville charges at Dio and throws him into the train)

(He crashes into the train and struggles a little to get up)

(Alucard laughs as the army charges at Dio)

Dio: THE WORLD!

(Dio pauses time and the World charges at the army, repeatedly striking them with a furry of punches)

Dio and The World: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!!

(Time unpauses, with most of the army taken down from the onslaught of punches from The World)

(Dio summons a steamroller and The World rapidly punches it, sending it hurtling at Alucard)

(Alucard reals back the surviving souls and grabs the steamroller with a mass of darkness, smashing it into the ground)

(Alucard swaps his guns for a sword)

(The mass of darkness and eyes take over the ground, reaching over the train)

(Dio grunts as the darkness travels beneath him)

Dio: You fool... The Wo-

(Before Dio could use The World, Alucard impales Dio through the chest with the sword)

Dio: W-What!?!?

(He reals back his sword as Dio coughs up blood)

Dio: Wryyyyyyy!

(He turns his sword back into the guns, shooting Dio's legs off with the Jackel as Dio screams in pain)

(A Baskerville comes from Alucard's back 'n starts to tare Dio apart into bits and pieces as Alucard laughs)

Alucard: That's how a real vampire do battle!

## Result

(Cue: Hellsing Ending)

K.O!

(Alucard consumes Dio's soul and corpse as Dio's soul is trapped with the rest of Alucard's victims)

Yare yare daze. Maybe now he'll finally be dead. Also Alucard is much more threatening in this universe, huh?

This is one of the closest battles yet. With this easily going in one's favor. Both Alucard and Dio are threatening foes to fight but Alucard just had enough to take the win.

First with strength. Alucard can lift the 60,000 pound jet while half of his body was in a composed state. The World is greater than Star Platinum, and Star Platinum can break some fish lady stand's diamond teeth. Star Platinum has to strike with 3,000,000 tons of force to pull that off. Turning 60,000 pounds to tons, we have 30 tons. Even doubling that by 2 due to half of Alucard's body being used, The World is much stronger.

Speed wise, both can run up walls but The World is, again, faster than Star Platinum. Star Platinum is capable of moving at almost light speed, putting The World almost or exactly light speed, so another win for Dio.

But for their arsenal, for how absurd Dio's is, Alucard is much larger by numbers and amount. Dio can freeze others and shoot water jets from is eyes, along with The World and it's time stopping capabilities, Alucard has his large number of transformations, his familiar army when Level 0 is unrestrained, and his two guns that can take out Dio's regeneration. Giving Alucard much more of a variety.

Their healing factors are quite similar but Dio can't heal from the sunlight unlike Alucard, where sunlight isn't as fatal. Giving Alucard the superior healing factor. But even if Dio had a better healing factor, Alucard, as previously stated, has a gun that cancels out healing factors.

Alucard is also far more intelligent and level headed than Dio. While Dio is pretty clever, Alucard outsmarts people trained to kill vampires. While Dio does take on the Joestar Family, he put a mask on himself that he saw kill someone else and planned to kill a Joestar with. Alucard takes the intelligence win here.

Next is durability. Alucard has been thrown through skyscrapers and The World can withstand hits from Star Platinum. This is fairy even, quite honestly. Both withstand attacks building level so if anything we can have this as a tie.

And what puts the nail in Dio's coffin at the bottom of the ocean is experience. Dio is skilled, but doesn't do as much fighting. Dio's henchmen are usually what fights for him. While Alucard fights other vampires and people who are trained to kill vampires on a daily bases. And while Dio is 120 years old, most of his life he was in a coffin at the bottom the the ocean or dead. While Alucard is 582 years old and activity killing other vampires for the majority of it.

While Dio may have been faster and stronger and tied in durability, Alucard was much to intelligent, experienced, had a much better healing factor, and contained a much more threatening arsenal for Dio to handle.

This bizarre fight was the end of The World for Dio.

The winner is Alucard!

## Trivia

* The connections between Dio and Alucard are that both are popular anime vampires who are sadistic, egotistical, have a healing factor which makes them extremely difficult to kill, and hold opposing viewpoints on humanity and their vampirism (Dio gladly discarded his humanity in exchange for power he constantly seeks and sees humans as inferior, whereas Alucard despises all vampires who threw away their humanity, including himself, while wishing to be slain by a worthy human and seeing beauty in their mortality). Both plagued England in the 19th century before being sealed away for long periods of time due to the actions of vampire slayers, gaining respect for the humans who defeated them (Jonathan Joestar and Abraham Van Helsing, respectively), though the two reacted oppositely to their defeat (Dio sought to destroy the Joestars as he viewed them as a threat, whereas Alucard became the Hellsing family's loyal servant) and were later reawakened and released in the late 20th century. After their defeat, both had their names changed (Dio Brando to DIO and Vlad Dracula to Alucard). Both were abused as children and became vampires to escape a dire situation (Dio put on the Stone Mask to avoid getting arrested, and Alucard drank blood to save himself from being executed). Both can summon allies to their sides in battle (Dio's Stand, and Alucard's Familiars), and at the height of their power control a part of reality (Dio can stop time and Alucard can become omnipresent, respectively). Both are also known for having a strong relationship with a priest, though in opposite ways (Enrico Pucci is Dio's best friend and loyal follower due to his plan to achieve heaven, while Alexander Anderson is rivals with Alucard and hunts him for being an unholy being, with Alucard welcoming him as a challenger).
	+ It is also a legacy matchup
* Dio vs Alucard is a DBX before it was made as a Fiction V. Fiction
* The Death Battle Amino launch date lined up with the month, being in October and close to Halloween, despite not being planned
* Alucard vs Dio is the second episode to become an official Death Battle
	+ The first is Star Butterfly vs Steven Universe
		- Coincidently, both episodes happened in season 8 and had different outcomes
* Alucard vs Dio is the second episode that the creator disagrees with
	+ The first was Yang vs Bakugou