Dumb Ways To Die: Agency Life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20he-eBz890

Dumb Ways To Die Agency Life is a parody that features all 21 beans from the original DWTD song along with 3 new beans (names in italics) and some other beans that serve as antagonists in mini-games.

## Mini Games

* **Hot Work** (Numpty) - A black guy set fire to his hair. You must tap a blue area as fast as you can to extinguish the fire. If it's successful, Numpty will be happy, but bald. If not, Numpty will be burnt up.
* **Buried Alive** (Hapless) - Hapless is buried alive. You must tap before the timer runs out to dig him back up. If it's successful, Hapless escapes and approaches a bear, who spits out candy.
* **Diamond Disaster** (Pillock) - Pillock is about to get stabbed in the eye by a CEO. You must tilt Pillock around in order for him to catch the diamond. If it's successful, Pillock will hold hands with some workers, as they leave the room. But if you let the diamond touch the ground, he will be poked in the eye by the Diamond, resulting in failure.
* **Pirahna Peril** (Dippy) - Dippy fell in a piranha lake. You must flick the piranhas away from Dippy. If you flick away all the piranhas, a manager will give him a goldfish. If you miss one, Dippy's lower half will be eaten to the bone by some piranhas.
* **Porked Up** (Dummkopf) - You must spin the other way to stop him from being roasted alive. If you spin the right way, he will escape and get toast. If you spin the wrong way or don’t spin at all, Dummkopf will be served on a plate and eaten by the Jewish character.
* **Furry Fatal Work** (*Lesto*) - Bungle judged his work! You must choose the door without the lion. You instead need to choose the door with the dog. Winning consists of him being licked by a dog. If you choose the lion, Lesto will get scared, like in the video, resulting in failure. Not choosing a door at all will also result in failure.
* **Quirky Questions** (Stupe) - He just can't find the reason why! The player must hold still in order for Stupe to dodge a question mark, without moving a muscle. Winning will make Stupe avoid the question mark. Otherwise, Stupe will be decapitated by the Question Mark and the head looks at the viewer, confused.
* **Liar or Hire** (Lax) - Lax's approval was a lie! You must drag the stick out slowly. If you win, Pillock gives him a band-aid. Otherwise, the stick gets long and pokes his brain out.
* **Psycho Trap** (Clod) - You have to lock the killer in the room by tapping on all locks. Winning consists of him struggling to get out. Failure consists of him murdering the screen.
* **Poo-ey Head** (Doofus) - Doofus could be poo! You must change the image back to how it originally was by clicking the arrows and clicking on the check mark. If you do, Doofus will play soccer with his friends. Otherwise, he will get poo on his head and get laughed at, resulting in failure.
* **Air-Heads** (Numskull) - You must hold to ascend so her head can avoid the darts. If all darts are avoided, Numskull's balloon head goes back to her body and she walks up to her rocket, flying it. If a dart hits her, her head pops, resulting in failure.
* **Bloody Meeting** (Doomed) - A cop used his meeting as a hiding place. You must hold on all the blood to stop it. If you win, Doomed jumps on the ambulance on the way to a hospital. Otherwise, Doomed will faint and bleed to death, resulting in failure.
* **Tomato Test** (Mishap) - Mishap's film is about to be ruined by a pre-test! You must scrub the screen to wipe tomato off of Mishap's face. If all of the tomato is removed, then Mishap's film continues to play, and his rattlesnake watches too. If not enough tomato is removed, Mishap will suffocate and collapse, resulting in failure.
* **Cat-astrophe** (Dunce) - The keyboard cat has gotten mad! You must sew the scratch marks for Dunce to heal. Winning consists of him walking up to a dog and petting it, but if you don't stitch up the scratches, Dunce bleeds and collapses, resulting in failure.
* **Blue-Printed** (*Omali*) - A yellow bean is about to paint him with blue paint. You must scrub the screen to wipe the paint off of him. If you win, Omali leaves the room and meets his niece, Calamity. But if not enough paint is scrubbed, he will collapse, and that bean will paint him even more, resulting in failure.
* **Mind-blown** (Ninny) - Do not press the red button. If you do nothing, a rainbow forms over Ninny's head. But if you do press it anyway, the top of his head explodes.
* **Bat-whacked** (*Batmick*) - Botch is blaming you because his team lost the season! You must hold still and not move a muscle. Winning means Botch chases Batmick. Otherwise, Batmick is hit by the bat, resulting in failure.
* **Indecisive Incident** (Calamity) - All of this brief is about to change! You must match the items based on what the image shows. If you match all items correctly, Calamity cheers with Numpty. If not, a pineapple is thrown at Calamity and she bleeds, resulting in failure.
* **Brain-stormed** (Dimwit) - They still want you to return brain-storming. Make sure to choose the right idea notes, and tap them in order. If all the notes are tapped in the correct pattern, Dimwit will see a rainbow. If they are in the incorrect pattern, however, he is electrocuted by lightning, resulting in failure.
* **What's The Big Idea** (Stumble) - Stop right there! It's a dangerous line you're crossing! You must remove all the shattered light bulb pieces on his head. If you do, he wears bandages on his head. Otherwise, he bleeds to death, resulting in failure.
* **Unicorn Uniqueness** (Bonehead) - The unicorn's good, yes, just take out that horn! You must approve all unicorn depictions. If you reject or don't approve them all, the unicorn's horn is used to stab Bonehead in the chest, If you do approve them all, Bonehead meets up with a real unicorn and flies on it.
* **Crazy Canine Chaos** (Putz) - They may not rhyme, but this is a very dumb death! You must tap as fast as you can to outrun the wild dog. If you don’t run fast enough, the wild dog kills Putz, resulting in failure, Otherwise, the wild dog will give Putz a balloon.

## Trivia

* Every from the original song appears in both the video and the game, however most of them have different designs:
	+ Numpty is a lighter shade of blue.
	+ Pillock is a lighter shade of turquoise.
	+ Dippy has glasses.
	+ Dummkopf is shorter.
	+ Bungle is antagonistic, brown, and wears Greek clothing.
	+ Stupe has no hat.
	+ Lax has no hair or ingrown teeth.
	+ Clod has no mask.
	+ Doofus wears glasses.
	+ Numskull is wearing a suit and has a balloon head.
	+ Doomed is light purple and isn't in a bag.
	+ Dunce is lavender.
	+ Botch is antagonistic, has a dark spot on top of his eyes, and wears a baseball hat.
	+ Dimwit is a lighter shade of blue and has no ears.
	+ Stumble is capsule-shaped and has no hair.
	+ Bonehead is a lighter shade of green, has no dark spot on top of his eyes, and is peanut-shaped.
	+ Putz has no hair or ingrown teeth and is skinnier.