Wars on Calestine

War... war never changes. Minecraft war is laced with epicness and nigridity alike. Calestine was across history not as wartorn as might be expected. However, many wars still did rage. It should be noted that conflicts that were directly connected to one another and were only separated by extremely short periods of time are typically counted as a single war.

## List of Recorded Wars

### Undo War

The Undo War was a small revolt in early Graminica led by Undohershey who was tired of the Gramstapo's negative treatment of him. This war is famous for Undo nearing victory, as Undo was promised by Gram he would stop fighting after an hour. Undo surrendered 57 minutes into the war. Calestine's history could've been altered drastically if Undo had continued fighting for only three minutes longer.

### Green Indian War

The Green Indian was another early small scale war that may have drastically altered the world's history. This, the second war in the world was also the first of the Simpire's conquests. This war is sometimes counted as two wars, as Green India did capitulate. However, it rebelled almost immediately after.

Nearly the entire war took place on the Green Indian Islands, with originally 12139 raiding Green India to burn their flags. The first supplies used by the Simpire to conquer Green India were given by GramCanMineAway, though Gram and the Graminican government quickly switched sides after 12139 announced his intention to conquer Green India. 12139 quickly subjugated NeedForSpeed221, the ruler of Green India, and recruited Spirit250 and XPH4N70MR34P3RX.

When NeedForSpeed rebelled, he received direct Graminican support due to GramCanMineAway sympathizing with him due to his young age and disadvantaged state. The war dragged on for about half an hour past this before NeedForSpeed for an unexplained reason had grown to blame Graminica for what had happened to his country and committed a terrorist attack in Graminica. This resulted in his Graminican allies turning on him and the partition of Green India by the Simp Empire and Graminican Republic.

### Harbor War

The Harbor War was started by the Simp Empire after a deal between the Graminicans and Simps was misinterpreted by the Simperor, timothy12139, after Gram had promised him the islands in what is now Delphinium. Timothy12139 claimed the deal was about all the islands in the world, rather than all the islands in the harbor. The war was extremely brief, with 12139 caving to the original deal within twenty minutes.

### Border War

The Border War as it was called was a series of short, interconnected conflicts with only minutes separating them between Fonestish and the Simp Empire as they fought in the West Virgin For Life Islands for control of the sea. Depending on the conflict there was either no bloodshed or very little, as the fighting was mostly done by each side expanding their respective artificial islands and destroying the other's.

### Fonestish War

The Fonestish War, also sometimes called the Border War (not to be confused with the entry above) or the Last Border War was the end of the border conflict between the Simpire and Fonestish. The war was the only one of the Simp-Fonestish Border Wars to get violent. Most of the war consisted of small skirmishes until ToadFish30 raided the Simpire's nearby ship resulting in a naval bombardment on Fonestish that devastated the small country and forced it to surrender.

### Simp-Graminican War

The Simp-Graminican War, known at the time as the Great War, was a large scale war between the Simp Empire and the Graminican Republic.

### Dual Province Alliance War

The Dual Province Alliance War, more commonly referred to as the DPA War, was a conflict

### Socialist Revolt

The Big Isle Socialist Revolt was a short conflict

### Asshole War

The Asshole War, also known as the First Asshole War or the Third Graminican War

### Cornean Civil War

The Cornean Civil War, also known as the Shit War

### Great Eastern Jihad

The Great Eastern Jihad, or the Matthuadeen War

### Second Asshole War

The Second Asshole War was a major conflict connected to the November Election Crisis

### Fifth Oriental War

The Fifth Wakondom-Tapfer War was one of Spirit's many attempted annexations of Northern Tapfer. Few details of this war survived, and it is best known for the incident when Spirit roared "FVCK ME KYLE". Spirit still claims to this day he actually said "fight me, Kyle!"

### Austin's War

Austin's War also known as the Austin War was a small conflict in central and eastern Graminica. The participants were the Austin Republic which was supported by the Graminican Republic and Beet Gang which fought against the Antipiggers.

### Third Asshole War

The Third Asshole War also known as the Sixth Oriental War was a major conflict taking place mostly in the Tapfer Region, only ever leaving it towards the end of the war as it spilled into neighboring Antheum. This war is occassionally known as the Sixth Wakondom-Tapfer War

### USCUS War

The USCUS War, also known as the Seventh Oriental War was a war intentionally started by Minecraft Wizad who had the intention of starting an 'Asshole War' that would lead to only two possible results: the annexation of Tapfer by Wakondom or the dissolution of the Wakondom Empire. This plan was a massive flop, as it only led to a short battle in the Albania District and then another in Diefestung before Spirit withdrew. This was the Seventh Wakondom Invasion of Tapfer.

### Second SOJ Conflict

The Second SOJ Conflict was the third recorded attempt by Cannova to annex the State of Justice. The attempts were blocked by Saint Grammington, leading to a short conflict before Clayton agreed to withdraw his claim over the tiny city-state.

### Crusade on Nikki

Zero2471166 was a notable figure in Calestine. He was originally infamous only for his disgusting comments about dogs, children, and the people who crossed paths with him on Calestine. This infamy caused the vast majority of the world's population to have a negative view of him to say the least.

Nikki, as he grew to be called bitched at Gram until he built a Cathedral in Macragge. Only about a week after the Cathedral was demolished, resulting in blocky outrage.

A crusade was called by the Church of Saint Grammington and the Cornean Catholic Church and Alaskaberian Church soon joined in, helping

### Eighth Oriental War

The Eighth Oriental War, which is more commonly known as the Eighth Invasion of Tapfer (only counting invasions where Spirit Nation or Wakondom were involved)

### Operation Kicknikkisass

During Spirit's Eighth Invasion of Tapfer, Zero2471166 hijacked a Swastiship belonging to the Wakondom Empire.

Operation Kicknikkisass was a short Cornfederate conflict full of seething and raging to recover the lost Swastiship. This ship was hidden in the Northeast Gramwall Base and the operation to recover it was a success.

### Sped War

The Sped War, a conflict following the Third Reich of Calestine and directly connected to it, was a war

### Second Corporate War

The Second Corporate War was a short conflict between Gramkorps and the Empire of Spedolia following the Rat Incident.

### War That Never Was

The Senate of the Confederate States of Aurelia declared war on the Spedolian Empire after Nikki attempted to undermine the alliance between the CSA and ISAB. This war never saw any fighting, however, as Calestine corrupted the same day.