Bionka Character Bio

OFFISHUL UNCHAINED MILTARY CORSPONDANCE FRUM BIONKA, QUEEN MOMMA

To all my peeple on da Dark Wurld:
My chilren, all da orcs of da Dark Wurld, listn to ur leader, Bionka, Queen Momma!
I hate to do it, but I mus leaf my throne an my chilren here on da Dark Wurld an go to da hooman wurld of Centre.
But do not cry--I do it fur u!
Ar wurld, da Dark Wurld, has no magic. Da sky is blak and da grownd is mud. An so nothin grows. Ar minds get feeble an we fight wit one anudder.
An even wen Mistrez Gabriella came to da Dark Wurld and brought magic, ar hungry wurld drank it down. So we mus go. And I wil lead u--to Centre!
Da hooman wurld is ful of al kinds of magic. Dere is enuff magic fur everyone, even us! But dey wont jus give it to us. We mus take it frum dem.
And so I leaf u. My sons and I wil carve a place fur us on Centre.
Wen we hav done dis, we wil send fur u, my chilren. U will walk in da grass an feel da magic uf Centre.
MAGIC OR BLOOD!

Love to All uf Yous,
Bionka, Queen Momma

OFFISHUL UNCHAINED MILTARY CORSPONDANCE FRUM MOMMA BIONKA, QUEEN MOMMA

My Sons,
I hav grate faith in all uf u. That is why I'm sendin u ahed to cleer da way for me an my troops.
Dis be da plan: we are going to estabish a base fur da Unchained deep in Order teritory. To do dis, I hav orders fur each uf u.
Wildshank - Go thru da rift an estabish a base camp in da ruins uf Thuricvod. All ar troops wil pas thru dere, so protekt it wel.
Redhowl - Go frum da base camp to da ol Unchained Fortress. Reclaim it an hold it. U ar a distraktion. De Ordur wil tink we be settin up ar base dere, but we ar not.
Bloodspike - Dis is ar mos important misshun. Take ur troops and watever allies u can find an cross da desert. March thru Dusty River and sack its port, Shark Isle. Take sum ships an sail to Murkdale an attack Crogon Keep. Goin by see will let u get by many, many ov da Order's defenses.
Wen dat is done, I wil go to ar new base an we wil begin ar attack on de Ordur frum dere.
Don't be shy an take wat u need befor u go. I even made sum donkeh fat pies. Take dem!
Send wurd wen u accomplish ur misshuns.

Luv you, my boys!
XXOO
Bionka, Queen Momma

OFFICIAL UNCHAINED MILITARY CORRESPONDENCE FROM WILDSHANK, DA LUSTFUL

Momma,
Da base be reddy. Tel ur troops to come on.

Love You,
Wildshank

OFFISHUL UNCHAINED MILTARY CORSPONDANCE FRUM MOMMA BIONKA, QUEEN MOMMA

Willy,
Thank you, babby. I'll see u soon.

XXOO,
Bionka, Queen Momma

OFFISHUL UNCHAINED MILTARY CORSPONDANCE FRUM REDHOWL, DA BLOODDRINKER

MUDDER,
IT BE DUN.

LOVE U,
REDHOWL

OFFISHUL UNCHAINED MILTARY CORSPONDANCE FRUM MOMMA BIONKA, QUEEN MOMMA

Red,
Thank u, hunny. Wen dis be dun, we werk on ur inside voice again.

Love an Hugs,
Bionka, Queen Momma

OFFICIAL UNCHAINED MILITARY CORRESPONDENCE FROM BLOODSPIKE, THE BRUTAL

Mother,
The march to Dusty River and siege of Shark Isle were successful. But we've taken heavy losses. You must send more troops before we go further. Lean, preferably. And big.

Your Dutiful Son,
Bloodspike

OFFISHUL UNCHAINED MILTARY CORSPONDANCE FRUM MOMMA BIONKA, QUEEN MOMMA

Spike,
Mor troops? I sent u out wit 5,000 recroots! How many u got left? Shurly more dan 3,000, right? Dat shuld be mor dan enuff to take Crogon Keep!

Luv,
Bionka, Queen Momma

OFFICIAL UNCHAINED MILITARY CORRESPONDENCE FROM BLOODSPIKE, THE BRUTAL

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Love,
Bloodspike

OFFISHUL UNCHAINED MILTARY CORSPONDANCE FRUM MOMMA BIONKA, QUEEN MOMMA

Wat? How can u hav dat few troops left? Wat ar u doin wit dem? Wat about ur allies? U havnt lost dem too, hav u?
Nevr u mind, child. We gotta do what we gotta do. I will sen 2,000 mor recroots. Be carful wit dem dis time!
Remember wat ur momma always say: u catch mor donkehs wit carots dan wit switches. Start treatn ur troops bettr.

XXXOOO,
Bionka, Queen Momma

OFFISHUL UNCHAINED MILTARY CORSPONDANCE FRUM MOMMA BIONKA, QUEEN MOMMA

My chilren!
Ur leeder, da Queen Momma, needs ur help! Ur favrite brudder, Bloodspike, needs troops for his march on Crogon Keep. Be brave, babbies, an heed dis recrootment call. Report to Wildshank fur ur orders.
We ar strong. We ar many! We ar da Unchained, and we wil take wat we want!
MAGIC OR BLOOD!

Hugs and Kissus,
Bionka, Queen Momma

OFFISHUL UNCHAINED MILTARY CORSPONDANCE FRUM ZEKE DA ZEKE (I GES)

Deer Momma Bionka Mah Supreem Leedr,

I hop Im no doin sumthin rong by sendin dis lettr. I wuld hav gon threw mah superur but he be wat I wana talk abut.
I got to Shark Isle wit da men u sent Bloodspike an new sumthin was rong. His men were reely, reely scared. Didnt take me long to find out y. Bloodspike--he BEAT him recruits bad. An sometime, wen dey make him reely mad, he EAT dem! Yes, Momma Bionka, Supreem Leedr, I fink that at least hav da men he lost he kill or eat!
He smrt an he good fightr, but if he keep eatin an beatin like he do, we probly win but dere be no Unchained army left!
Pleez forgive me fer contaktin u direkly, but I thot u shuld no.

Love to u, Grate Queen Momma!
Zeke

OFFISHUL UNCHAINED MILTARY CORSPONDANCE FRUM MOMMA BIONKA, QUEEN MOMMA

Zeke,
Thank u, my babby Zeke, for tellin me dis. I dont no HOW many times I hav tol him killin his own recruits--an eatin dem--is not a gud stratgy. Now, I belieev dat if u spare da flail u spoil da orcling, but killin and eatin? U cant do dat! We cant keep losin recroots to his appetite.
Once da base is made, I will hav to do sumthin wit him. Sit tite, Momma's comin.

Love,
Queen Momma Bionka

OFFICIAL UNCHAINED MILITARY CORRESPONDENCE FROM BLOODSPIKE, THE BRUTAL

Mother,
I have made my way to the build site for our new base. But again, after taking Crogon Keep, I am lacking the manpower to defend the fortress while it is built. Please send more delicious recruits.
XO,
Bloodspike

OFFISHUL UNCHAINED MILTARY CORSPONDANCE FRUM MOMMA BIONKA, QUEEN MOMMA

Midnight,
Hello, mah furry babbie. Thank u fur supplyin intel fur ar cause. The Unchained wood be nothin witout u.
But I need sumthin more. Is dere anywere dat we absolootly shud not attack? Sumwere ezily accesible frum da coast?
Here's sum shiny, shiny coin fur ur trubble, mah gurl.

Love,
Momma Bionka

OFFICIAL UNCHAINED MILITARY CORRESPONDANCE FROM MIDNIGHT, TWILIGHT'S RAZOR

Hello Bionka,
I'm confused why you would ask for this information, but I know you most likely have your reasons.
For what it's worth, Eventide Cove would be a horrible target right now. I've done some sneaking around, and I believe that the Order is having a diplomatic meeting with Tundra, the Oathkeeper, there. He has brought many grizzly warriors with him.
If anyone attacked now, they'd be icicles before they could even get a claw in.
Thank you for the coin. Your generosity is always appreciated.

Sincerely,
Midnight

OFFISHUL UNCHAINED MILTARY CORSPONDANCE FRUM MOMMA BIONKA, QUEEN MOMMA

Bloodspike,
I wil send sum nice, fat recroots. But I hav a job fur u.
On da coast near da Ordur Capital dere be a port called Eventide Cove. U go dere and attak Eventide Fortress. Take it, and we estabish ar dominence an begin ar takover uf Ordur teritory an da Ordur Acadamy.
Iz all you, son!

XXXXOOOO,
Momma

OFFISHUL UNCHAINED MILTARY CORSPONDANCE FRUM MOMMA BIONKA, QUEEN MOMMA

To al my peeple on da Dark Wurld,
I now make my way to Centre an ar new base in Ordur Teritory. Soon, my chilren, we will all dance in da sunlite an feel da magic flow thru us.
We may haff lost Bloodspike, but we wil find new allies an genrals in the Unchained on Centre.
Be patent babbies, an wait fur my call!
MAGIC OR BLOOD!

A Hunrid Kissus,
Momma Bionka