Goin' Back To Monarch

**Goin' Back To Monarch** is the 1st song featured on the second season of Total Drama Student Ambitions and is sung by

## Lyrics

(Skip to 0:46 of Goin’ Back To Hogwarts)

Diego: *I'm sick of summer and this waiting around*

*Man, it's September, so I'm skipping this town*

*Hey, it's no mystery, there's nothing here for me now*

*Gotta get back to Monarch*

*I gotta get back to school*

*I gotta get back to Monarch*

*Where everybody thinks I'm cool*

*Back to witches and wizards, and mutated animals*

*To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts*

*It's all that I love, and it's all that I need*

*At Monarch, Monarch*

*I think we're going back*

*I'll see my friends, gonna laugh til we cry*

*Take my Firebolt, gonna take to the sky*

*No way this year anyone's gonna die*

*nd it's gonna be totally awesome*

*I'll cast some spells, with a flick of my hand*

*Defeat the Dark Arts, yeah, bring it on*

*And do it all with my best friend, Gunnar*

*Cause together we're totally awesome*

Gunnar: *Yeah, cause together we're totally awesome!*

*I was hiding!*

*It's been so long, but we're going back*

*Don't go for work, don't go there for class*

Diego: *As long as we're together*

Gunnar: *Gonna kick some ass!*

Gunnar & Diego: *And it's gonna be totally awesome!*

*This year we'll take everybody by storm*

*Stay up all night, sneak out of our dorm*

Rebecca: *But let's not forget that*

*We need to perform well in class*

*If we want to pass our OWLs!*

Gunnar: Rebecca!

Rebecca: *I may be frumpy, but I’m super smart*

*Check out my grades, they’re “A’s” for a start*

*I lack in looks, well, I make up in heart*

*And come on guys, that’s totally awesome*

*This year I plan to study a lot*

Gunnar: *That would be cool if you were actually hot*

Diego: *Hey dude, come on*

*We're the only friends that she's got!*

Gunnar: *And that's cool*

Rebecca: *And that's totally awesome!*

Diego, Gunnar & Rebecca: *Yeah, it's so cool*

*Yeah, it's totally awesome!*

*We're sick of summer and this waiting around*

*It's like we're sitting in a lost and found*

*Don't take no sorcery*

*For anyone to see how*

*We gotta get back to Monarch*

*We gotta get back to school*

*We gotta get ourselves to Monarch*

*Where everything is magic-coooool*

*Back to witches and wizards, and magical beasts*

*To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts*

*It's all that I love, and it's all that I need at*

*Monarch, Monarch*

*I think we're going back*

[JAIME & LAUREN]
*Beau Lang*
*Domo arigato*
*Beau Lang*
*Gung hay fat Beauy, Lang*
*Happy, Happy New Year*
*Beau Lang*

[JOE]

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*Oh, Beau Lang*

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*I am so in love with Beau Lang*

*From Bangkok to Ding Dang*

*I'll sing my love aloud for Beau Lang*

Gilroy: *This year you bet, gonna get outta here*

*The reign of Gilroy is drawing near*

*I'll have the greatest celeb career*

*It's gonna be totally awesome!*

*Look out world, for the dawn of the day*

*When everyone will do-*

*Whatever I say!*

*And Docker won't be in my way*

*Then I'll be the one who is totally awesome!*

[MALE STARKIDS]
*Yeah, you'll be the one that is totally awesome!*

[JOE]

*Beau Beau!*

[ALL]
*Who knows how fast this year's gonna go?*
*Hand me a glass, let the butterbeer flow*

[BRIAN]
*Maybe at last, I'll talk to Beau*

Martha: *Oh no, that'd be way too awesome!*

All: *We're back to learn everything that we can*

*It's great to come back to where we began*

*And here we are, and alakazam!*

*Here we go, this is totally awesome!*

*Come on and teach us everything you know*

*Summer's over and we're itchin' to go*

Martha: *I think we’re ready for*

*Sagittarius Flore!*

Sage: *Welcome*

*All of you to Monarch*

*I welcome all of you to school*

*Did you know that here in Canada*

*We've got a hidden swimming pool?*

*Welcome, welcome, welcome Monarch*

*Welcome, hotties, nerds, and tools*

*Now that I've got you here at Monarch*

*I'd like to go over just a couple of rules*

*Please and thank you!*

All: *Back to witches and wizards, and magical beasts*

*To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts*

*It's all that I love, and all that I need*

*At Monarch, Monarch*

All: Back to spells and enchantments, potions and friends

To Lionsloths!

Otterpelts!

Eagleeyes!

Turtleshells!

Back to the place where our story begins

At Monarch, Monarch

[DYLAN, spoken]

I'm sorry, whats it's name?

All: Monarch, Monarch

Sage: Oh, I didn't hear you, kids!

[ALL]
Monarch, Monarch!

## Trivia

* Goin' Back to Monarch is actually the song *Going Back To Hogwarts*, from the Starkid musical A Very Potter Muscial.
	+ The only really big change was that the mention of Hogwarts was changed to Monarch, and the mention of the houses, that was changed to Lionsloths, Otterpelts, Eagleeyes and Turtleshells.