Really Oldies But Goodies

**"REALLY OLDIES BUT GOODIES"** is the ninth episode of the show overall.

## Summary

The World's Oldest Woman teaches a class on cunieform. Next, the Histeria! kids explore an Egyptian tomb. Then, a commercial for Crazy Ahmed's Mummification, as well as the musical Egyptian Cats. After that, Pepper Mills is a contestant on "Great Egyptian Pyramid", a parody of "Password". This is followed by a commercial for trephination, a cure for those awful tension headaches. And the World's Oldest Woman gives Toast directions on how to get to Alexandria. The episode concludes with a song about the Easter Island heads, done in the style of the "Gilligan's Island" theme.

## Sketches

### Act One

1. Opening: Kid Chorus (Have a Blast in the Past!)
2. Theme - It's Called Histeria!
3. Sumerian Alphabet (2400 B.C.) (3A) / Mentuhotep II (2055 B.C.) (3B)
4. Mummy Song: Way Down the Nile River (4A) / Egyptian Horseback Riding Song (4B)
5. Crazy Ahmed's Mummification (5B) / Horus (6000 B.C.) (5B)

### Act Two

1. Egyptian Cats Musical (2100 B.C.)
2. Pepper Mills' jingle (2A) / Loud and Pepper jingle (2B)
3. Great Egyptian Pyramid (2000 B.C.) (3A) / Cleopatra Selene II (29 B.C.) (3B)
4. Moses Runs Away from Egypt
5. Toast Jingle
6. Exploring Middle Kingdom Desert in Egypt (1966 B.C.)

### Act Three

1. We've Been Slavin' on the Pyramid (song)
2. Egyptian Headache Commercial (2500 B.C.) (Original version) (2A) / Egyptian Headache Commercial (2500 B.C.) (Revised version) (2B)
3. One and Only Alexander the Great
4. On the Road to Alexandria (336 B.C.) (Original version) (4A) / Menkare of Eighth Dynasty (2181 B.C.) (4B)
5. Easter Buddy Isle (song) (6A) / Ride Your Camel (14th Century B.C.) (6B)
6. Closing: Kid Chorus Finale

### Unknown Acts

1. The Sixth Dynasty (2345 B.C. and 2181 B.C.)
2. Mentuhotep II (2055 B.C.)
3. The Mummies at Pyramid of Giza (2000 B.C.)
4. The Vomitorium Sketch (Loud Kiddington version)
5. 4th Dynasty of the Old Kingdom (29th Century B.C.)
6. Arabian Camel Hump (2nd Century B.C.)
7. Mummy Song: Between Nile River and Great Pyramid
8. Temple of Karnak (1970 B.C.)
9. Egyptian Chariot (1500 B.C.)
10. Anubis (6000 B.C. and 3150 B.C.)
11. Pharaoh Seti I (1290 B.C. / 1279 B.C.)
12. Egyptian High Priest (943 B.C.)
13. Baufra, The Son of Khufu (29th Century B.C.)
14. Preteen Cleopatra at Egypt (59 B.C.)
15. Palace of Rameses II (13th Century B.C.)
16. The Untouchable Cleopatra (Billy the Kid version) (48 B.C.)
17. On the Road to Alexandria (336 B.C.) (Revised version)
18. The Power of Khufu at Pyramids of Giza (2575-2130 B.C.)
19. The Middle Kingdom of Egypt (2040 B.C. - 1782 B.C.)
20. Queen Nefertari and Rameses at Valley of the Kings (1976)
21. Histeria! Jeopardy: Egyptian (1213 B.C.)

## Voice Cast

1. Frank Welker as Father Time
2. Laraine Newman as Miss Information
3. Tress MacNeille as World's Oldest Woman, Cleopatra, Toast and Explorer #3
4. Debi Derryberry as Pepper Mills
5. Cody Ruegger as Loud Kiddington
6. Kevin Michael Richardson as World's Oldest Man
7. Jim Cummings as Camel and Oxen
8. Nora Dunn as Lydia Karaoke
9. Mr. Lawrence as Announcer
10. Paul Schoeffer as Egyptian Slave Driver
11. Aaron Lustig as Adult Moses
12. Billy West as Chit Chatterson, Horus, Steedberg the Horse and Slave Driver
13. Rob Paulsen as King Tut, Lord Carnarvon and Explorer #1
14. Corey Burton as Explorer #2
15. Stephen Hillenburg as Julius Caesar
16. Chris Sheridan as Rameses II
17. John Viener as Moses
18. Oded Fehr as Mentuhotep II
19. Seth MacFarlane as God
20. Blayne Weaver as Adam
21. Cathy Cavadini as Eve
22. Frank Thomas as Himself
23. Ollie Johnston as Himself

## Trivia

* In the final shot of the episode, the close up shot of the Earth references the Universal logo.
* The “One and Only Alexander the Great” introductory song is sung to the tune of the *Animaniacs* theme.
* **Gag credit:** No cats were mummified in the making of this episode.