Fat Albert

**Albert** (alternative name Peter) is the self-proclaimed "Tech Expert" of the Radioactive Uber Clan. Experiences from many (sane) people suggest that he is very rude, vulgar, and obscene, as opposed to the RUC's claims that he is a "kind-hearted individual."

## History

**Family Life**

Albert was one of two twins, born to of course, his mother.

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He had a one-sided hatred for his own brother, accusing him of ruining his life, among other sorts of villainy. His brother, for the most part, was too nice to deny any of these accusations.

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[notes: Albert became angry when his mother began seeing someone he didn't like. Albert encountered the RUC and began seeing them more and more. Eventually yelled at his mom and ran from home.]

**Radioactive Uber Clan**

According to the RUC, Albert joined the Radioactive Uber Clan after seeing a little girl die from a serial killer, though evidence suggests that he actually killed the little girl himself in a fit of rage (One may presume his rage was related to his relationship with his mother). Shortly afterwards Popeye walked in and saw him alongside the dead girl. Albert relayed the bullshit story about a serial killer to him and Popeye let him in the clan afterwards.

Albert claims to have had a son who was killed by one of the people from the Justice Tower protest community. In reality though, Albert was testing out a cloning device and made a miniature, younger version of himself who was not only better than him but also was more popular and had morals. This made Albert jealous to the point where he tricked his younger clone to go to the top of a building and pushed the clone off to his death.

Later on according to the RUC wiki he went to war to save 13 puppies. In reality he was snapping their necks, tossing them off a building, chopping them up, and force feeding them to the parent dogs.

There were also rumors of him being manipulative to his leader Popeye and taking advantage of his cause for his own personal gains. Though this has died down over time, as for all his faults, Albert does not seem to have had any intention of overthrowing or controlling Popeye. It does help that Popeye's goals in and of themselves already align with Albert's.

He is possibly one of the biggest reasons why the Peninsula War began to begin with. While wandering into the peninsula, he came across the Justice Tower protest community, and out of curiosity, decided to get closer to see what it was about. He seemed normal enough to most of the people there, but it's hard to keep track of all the different people coming and going around the place, so people didn't pay him much mind.

However, he began harassing one of the community members, Fredericka, to the point of making a scene. All eyes were on him, as well as one unfortunate Fredericka. Refusing to disengage or back down, Albert continued to make a huge fuss, until eventually people got tired of him and had him thrown out. It's unclear whether it was a mob carrying him out of the place, or if it was a single member who did it. Either way, Albert was kicked out, and he ran back crying to Popeye about what happened, which would lead to Popeye declaring a crusade against the community. (more detail on another page probably, this one should just focus on Albert himself) While ineffective and laughable at first, as time went on, circumstances conspire to lead into what would be known as the Justice Tower Massacre.

### Peninsula War

Albert, along with the other Three of the Main Four participated in the Justice Tower Massacre, which lead to the deaths and capture of many of its residents. He waited for Popeye to finish taking over the tower before moving on and imprisoning a certain captive.

Albert was in charge in conquering and securing the central-southern territories of the peninsula, and resided in a captured fort named after himself, Fort Alberto. It was also here where he kept his one certain prisoner, before one of the Resistance members broke into the prison and freed her, along with another prisoner. He failed to stop them from making it out of the fort.

Later on, after discovering the location of Hugo's Resistance forces, Albert lead a company to raid their headquarters. Thankfully, the narrow spaces made it difficult for them to make use of their large numbers, but the resistance was forced to abandon the hideout regardless. A diversionary fire attack utilized by Hugo allowed the Resistance to escape with minimal casualties.

### The Laboratory

The timeframe is unknown, but Albert's forces came upon a hidden underground laboratory that has been abandoned for who knows how long. Most of the technology inside had either worn away, or been destroyed by the RUC as a result of them dicking around with machinery they don't know how to operate.

### Defeat and later war

Having lost a sizable amount of his troops in a devastating loss against Hugo's Resistance forces, Albert retreated to the closest location that was under his control: the laboratory. The Resistance made their way down there and broke into the facility, cornering Albert at the very end. It was said that in a desperate bid to gain the upper hand, Albert made heavy use of the cloning technology that was found in the lab to make more troops and clones of himself. In the end, Albert was defeated and captured.

When Hugo's resistance moved north to finally take the fight to Popeye however, Albert ended up escaping from his confinement, and regrouped with Felix and Jabberjaw to join back up with Popeye's main force.

### Fate

During the final stages of the war, Albert reportedly went missing, and no traces of him were found. During the assault on Justice Tower, some have reported hearing his scream, with a mysterious laughter following after, but found nothing upon investigating the source of the sounds. Despite leaving no body behind, Albert is presumed to have died.

## "Tech Expert" dispute

Despite his status as the "Tech Expert" of the clan, Albert seems to never show his "Tech Expert" abilities except on a few occasions which ended badly. He also takes credit for devices fellow RUC member, Dr. Zitbag makes, much to Zitbags displeasure. There was a case of him doing a successful clone but the clone was not only superior to him in every way but was good and stuff which lead to Albert killing the clone in a fit of jealousy.

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