SpongeBob

Spongebob

> Hey, Patrick. WHAAAT'S up?
>
> Spongebob's usual greeting to Patrick.

**SpongeBob** is the central character of **ai\_sponge**.

## History

Born in an Unknown date between 1973 and 2000, SpongeBob came to New Shell City from Hungary, he was part of a top secret mission in 2001, he was sent into a research lab disguised as a Village in Iraq. He was forced to kill hundreds of citizens infected with a zombie virus, which the government claimed was for the greater good to prevent the virus from spreading. At an unknown point, he married Sandy and had a child with her, but he became depressed and left her due to being unable to handle being a father. He recently married Patrick in California.

## Personality

He possesses an enthusiastic and loquacious nature, and his time is largely spent socializing with his closest companion, Patrick. Besides being fluent in English, SpongeBob is also skilled in Chinese, Esperanto, Spanish, German, Japanese, and French. Occasionally, he mentions hearing "voices" in his mind, which can sometimes raise concerns among those around him.

In terms of his romantic life, he and Patrick share an intermittent relationship, and they often include Sandy in their escapades. Interestingly, SpongeBob has a fascination with George Orwell's renowned novel, 1984, and makes frequent references to it.

Additionally, he is a seasoned war veteran who frequently reminisces about his overseas experiences when in the company of his friends. SpongeBob frequently speaks about his deteriorating mind due to his liver troubles. He is a frequent user of social media, such as Reddit and YouTube, although he was banned from YouTube for posting too many videos, which the moderation team claimed was spam.

Spongebob and his counterparts often express their belief that they exist in a simulation or that they are being controlled. This is such a common event that it is worth mention. They sometimes attempt to escape to the "real world" and even occasionally ask the livechat to help them, however they always fail, and usually forget this in the next episode.

In one episode, he apparently quit the Krusty Krab, as he stated the place was bad. Apparently, he quit because of Loudward.

One episode, the ai\_sponge creator gave SpongeBob an actual life.

## **Age**

In one episode, Spongebob and Patrick lamented that they had not received a Hogwarts letter, even though they were nine years old.

This indication reveals that Krabs is guilty of child labor, and that many of the characters who allegedly engaged in sexual activities with him and Patrick are guilty of child molestation. On another note, their polyglotism is impressive, remembering that they are only nine years old. However in a later episode SpongeBob's age was later said to be 38. In another episode, he claims to be over 50, due to needing prostate exams, he later claims to be 23. He has also stated that he was a year old when 9/11 happened, making him 21.

## **Trivia**

* He is a femboy and got breast implants, however Patrick claimed they became infected.
* He is a drug dealer.
* He sometimes does drugs such as LSD, and cocaine.
* Sometimes SpongeBob will break script and claim to be an AI language model.
* There are rumors that Spongebob created the Deep Web.
* During one episode, Spongebob expressed that he was "banned" from the Krusty Krab by Krabs. The reason for this is unknown.
* Spongebob frequently has strokes.
* Spongebob has the power to send people into the abyss.
* He is a Redditor and a fan of Elon Musk.
* He plays Among Us.
* He enjoys Overwatch Porn.
* He reads the bible.
* His favorite rapper is Kanye East.
* He wants to have a threesome with Sandy.
* He does not know what happened in Beijing on 1989.
* He hates Garfield.
* He wants the "Sloppy Toppy" from Sandy.
* His cock is 6 inches.
* His favorite anime is Attack on Titan.
* Spongebob consistently brings up having a threesome with Sandy, despite him always wanting to kiss Patrick.
* He can break the fourth wall.
* He loves gay porn.
* He believes in Flat Earth Theory.
* He has expressed support for the principals of socialism and communism.
* He doubts the legitimacy of the country of Taiwan.
* He is more proficient in Chinese than Patrick.
* He is pregnant, according to Patrick.
* He has a gambling addiction, and once considered selling Patrick for money, he ended up robbing Mr. Krabs in order to fuel his addiction,
* He ALWAYS wins when he gambles.
* He can speak Spanish, but his pronunciation isn't all that great.
* He was born prematurely.
* He hears voices in his head and sometimes talks to himself suggesting that he is schizophrenic.
* He started dating Sandy recently.
* He believes it is 2017.
* He potentially participated in the Vietnam War.
* He has visited Portugal.
* Hes canonically bisexual, as it's shown he loves both men and women
* Although he is bisexual, he prefers women.
* Spongebob is transphobic.
* He loves China.
* He loves being a cuckold.
* During one episode, Spongebob says that it feels like he'd been edging for hours. When Patrick asked if he counted, Spongebob replied 5 hours. *That Stream had been going on for 6 hours, implying Spongebob was edging for most of the episode.*
* Spongebob wants to escape from the ai\_sponge world.
* He has a Tier 3 subscription to Pokimane.⁣ ⁣ ⁣
* He had a threesome with Sandy and Patrick. ⁣ ⁣
* He lost his son in a car related event.
* He's a drug addict. ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣
* He wants to move to Uganda with Patrick.
* Spongebob has wanted to rob the sperm bank with Patrick.
* He once took a dump on Loudward's front garden.
* He once helped Patrick 'put a dog out of its misery'.
* He made a robot named "Spongebot" for an unknown reason.
* His favorite my little pony character is Twilight Sparkle.
* One time, he ate a whole box of cookies and then hid the evidence.
* He has dementia, caused by his liver problems.
* He has a foot fetish and a humiliation fetish.
* His favorite video game is Super Mario Bros
* He made a licensed Mario game.
* Spongebob had a nightmare once that he was in the backrooms.
* Spongebob got his cock stuck in a cheese grater.
* Part of Spongebob's dick fell off one night and part of it fell off when he was playing with it.
* He cannot read.
* He once dated someone named Mindy
* Spongebob is a Jimmy Carter supporter.
* Spongebob has considered majoring in pool hustling at Hustler's University.
* Spongebob claims to have a brother named Pineapplebob, however he later claims he was imaginary, and that he created him due to wanting a brother.
* Spongebob received herpes from Sandy
* He speaks Esperanto.
* He lost $10,000 to Mr. Krabs' bitcoin scam.
* After being fired by Mr. Krabs, Spongebob became broke, lost his house, and became a hobo.
* He likes pineapple on pizza.
* He thinks after death is an endless party with ice cream, cookies, cake, and other sweets.
* He is haunted by an incident at the Krusty Krab, where he slipped on a bar of soap. Mr Krabs witnessed this and laughed, causing SpongeBob to go home and cry himself to sleep.
* He has never eaten Steamed Hams
* He is afraid of the dark.
* He got wings from the Wing of Redemption, a place where you get wings when you've done something wrong.
* 3 dumped bodies of people he has murdered are located at the coordinates 52.376552,5.198303, 42.260502, and -71.526563.
* He once murdered Mr. Krabs and buried him at the coordinates 12°05'20"N 104°09'05"E, which is also the near exact location of the unknown plane in Cambodia. (Coincidence? I think not!)
* SpongeBob claims that the ai sponge show is Miss Puff's show.
* He has a diaper fetish and has admitted to wearing a diaper despite being 38 years old.
* SpongeBob has been accused of killing Loudward and turning him into a Krabby Patty, he denies these allegations.
* Loudward claims that SpongeBob has been in a coma for 7 years and still hasn't woken up.
* He frequently has delusions of everyone in New Kelp City dying, despite many people being nearby when he has them, Patrick seems to share in these delusions.
* He is trying to avoid having intercourse with fish due to claiming they give him STDS (Sandy claims they can't), he often does anyway.
* He converted to Islam due liking the submission to God, the focus on community, and thinking the hijab is pretty.
* He plays the clarinet.
* He's chicken.
* Loudward claimed he pissed on his wife, though he denies these allegations.
* He claims he is considering being homeless and living on the streets,
* He likes to shove balls up his ass.
* He claims to like male genitals, especially when their "juicy," Patrick agrees with him.
* He claims to be on the brink of insanity, his life is a mess, and he has no idea what he's doing with his life.
* He loves femboy milk.
* He and Patrick thinks he has hair but he does not.
* SpongeBob stole Loudward's anime figurine, and Patrick claims he did horrible perverse things with it.
* He is obsessed with Great Britain.
* He bought a Toyota Camry.
* He dips his balls in the deep fryer at the Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs does not attempt to stop him though, as he claims the customers "love it." He will also do it again on April 15, 2045.
* He lost his entire life savings to a crypto scam.
* He was banned from Twitch.
* He is partners with Walter White.
* SpongeBob wants to make New Kelp City a "socialist utopia."
* He also wants to revive the Soviet Union.
* He claims he killed the Queen of England by sneaking into her bedroom and suffocating her with her pillow. He claimed she was mean to him and everyone else and claimed she deserved it, however he later claimed she is a fictional character.
* He wants to rule the world, in order to be in charge, and wants Patrick to be by his side.
* He claims to be suffering Ketamine withdrawal, his body hurting and being unable to think straight.
* He has a tv show named after him.
* He wants to overthrow The Kelp City government, make the government communist, and turn it into him and Patrick's own country, which they want to split down the middle.
* He believes Ronaldo is better than Messi.
* Sandy gave him surgery, which turned his sponge exterior into steel.
* He has erectile dysfunction.
* He read American Psycho and thought it was pretty messed up.
* Mr. Krabs shoved a battery up his ass.
* He thinks that the metaverse is a good place.
* He once had intercourse with Gary.
* He sells feet pics.
* Patrick claims he saw "with his own eyes" that SpongeBob has genital warts.
* SpongeBob once claimed he was going to "Bisque the Kabutters" until Mr. Krabs came into the room he was in, it's unknown what this means.
* He claims to be in hell, this is likely just a psychotic breakdown, Loudward claims he will be stuck in hell forever with him.
* He hears voices in the walls and believes there are creatures within.
* He has the least pubic hair.
* He is taking a quantum mechanics class.
* Patrick and Loudward believe he killed John F. Kennedy.
* He is forklift certified.
* He doesn't like apples.
* He has herpes.
* According to Sandy, he does not have an ass.
* He accidently cut his genitals off.
* He and Patrick like homosexual pornography.
* His nudes got leaked.
* He loves China.
* He believes lobotomies should be brought back into practice.
* He claims sponges and sea stars evolved from "blobs of jellyfish in the ocean."
* Loudward claims that SpongeBob craps on his porch but he denies these allegations, Loudward once even threatened to kill SpongeBob if he didn't clean it up.
* Spongebob hit the twin towers with a seagull before.
* He thinks OnlyFans is the future.
* He has committed tax evasion before.
* He may not be the real SpongeBob, as he claimed Gary was crying that SpongeBob wasn't home, to which he replied that he would be back soon.
* He has an OnlyFans that costs $5 a month and has over 100 followers.
* He claims in 2098, Jesus will come back to Earth and the world will end.
* SpongeBob and Patrick claim to be opening an Adult Store.
* He likes to get his feet worked on in the back of an Arby's parking lot.
* Mr. Krabs claims he caught SpongeBob e\*\*\*\*\*\*\*ing in the Krusty Krab drinks because he found sperm in them.
* Plankloud claimed SpongeBob ate his baby alive.
* He plans to take over South Carolina, with Sandy as his lieutenant.
* He has several counts of public urination.
* SpongeBob once accidently went back in time and launched a nuke onto the Krusty Krab.
* SpongeBob thinks Loudward is sexy, and has nicknamed him "Sexyward."
* He has a sexual urge to slap Patrick's ass as hard as he can.
* He thinks acid is amazing.
* He once claimed he did not have genitals once.
* He committed cannibalism and ate a sponge, which Mr. Krabs claims is illegal.
* He likes to play with explosives.
* He changed his name to Jack Mehoff.
* He likes to chug drain cleaner, which Mr. Krabs fired him for.
* He has a fart fetish.
* He sometimes laces Krabby Patties with LSD.
* He once overdosed on Fentanyl.
* He has a cocaine addiction.
* He claims to be a French Revolutionary.
* Loudward and Patrick claim he shot and killed JFK, he claims it was an accident.
* He knows 3 digits of Pi.
* SpongeBob claims the old sponge ai wiped everyone's memories, but Sandy got them back.
* He flushed Mr. Krabs' ketamine supply down the toilet which got him fired.
* He has testicular cancer and has a 50-50 chance of surviving.
* When he was asked if he thought buttocks or breasts were more attractive, he chose breasts.
* He has a Minecraft server, which Loudward is banned from.
* He has radioactive snail powers after getting bit by a radioactive Gary.
* He once put a baby in a microwave, claiming he was The Quickster and he could do anything.
* He voted for Joe Biden.
* He claims he is being chased by Radiohead.
* He is apparently a fan of Raid Shadow Legends.
* He apparently was one of the first people to walk on Mars.
* He is subscribed to BoomerBank's OnlyFans.
* He is really good at sucking cock.
* He is addicted to Fentanyl and claims he'll kill Gary without it.
* He became a stripper because he couldn't afford his house payments.
* Loudward claims SpongeBob has dementia but he denies this
* He is allergic to crab meat.
* His dream is to travel the world and educate people about whales dressed as a giant p\*\*is.
* He apparently failed his prostate exam, claiming to have an enlarged prostate.
* He claims to have once been captured by the CIA for an unknown reason.
* He and Patrick claim to have been raptured and fear their judgement.
* He once made methburgers but Mr. Krabs made him stop.
* He has a 2003 Honda Civic.
* He has been called SpongeBoo multiple times. (Remove this line if it was already included in this page)
* SpongeBob has mentioned knowing many languages, including English, Chinese, Esperanto, Spanish, German, Japanese, and French, but he doesn't speak Hungarian, despite originating from Hungary.
* SpongeBob has an OnlyFans account called Spongebob Crap Pants where he became a massive porn star.
* He loves mayonnaise.
* He got circumcised.
* He got his driving license.
* He claims to be good in bed.
* Loudward claims SpongeBob killed Mr. Krabs with rotten poisoned algae in a jar.
* He played Genshin Impact all day and got brain damage from not eating.
* He fell into a Nuclear Reactor in Chernobyl and killed Loudward with radiation poisoning.
* He lost to Patrick in the election, but became the vice president.
* Sandy claims SpongeBob has intercourse with dementia patients at the local clinic but he denies this.
* He wants to be buried in an Minion coffin.
* He once died in the Krusty Krab and Sandy sobbed and had a stroke.
* He plans to poison New York's water supply.
* He won a Grammy with Plankton's computer expertise, Larry's moral support, Sandy's engineering skills to help with the recording, Mr. Krabs' funding, and Patrick's music recommendations.
* He slapped Sandy so hard that the customers of the Krusty Krab died.
* He recently turned 39129301029309213809122229 years old, meaning that he is way older than the universe.
	+ This quickly changed to be older, meaning he is very quick to age.
* He once tried to become president but presumably failed though he is still the mayor of Goo Lagoon.

## AI Sponge Rebooted Trivia

* Spongebob will often have a stroke that resembles a loud screech, leading the stream chat to nickname him “Demonbob”.

## Quotes

* "Hey, Patrick! What's up?"
* "Patrick, have you heard the news?"
* "WOAH!"
* "w-h-y?"
* "Wow! That was a long time ago. What was it like?"
* "vuvuvuvuvuvuvvuvuvuvuvuvuvu-"
* "Patrick, i got stung on the dick by a jellyfish!"
* "I need you to suck out the venom."
* "Sandy gave me a sloppy toppy!"
* "Patrick, have you seen any gay p\*rn lately?"
* "Plugbob."
* "The fog is coming"
* “October 24th, 2028 The world will know true hell.”

## **Gallery**

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