The Imposter

"Red sus. Red suus. I said red, sus, hahahahaha. Why arent you laughing? I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us"! How can you not laugh at it? Emergency meeting! Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Among Us memes! Lets beat him to death! Dead body reported! Skip! Skip! Vote blue! Blue was not an impostor. Among us in a nutshell hahaha. What?! You Are still not laughing your ass off? I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING??!!! Bruh. Ya hear that? Wo00000osh. Whats woooosh? Oh, nothing. Just the sound of a joke flying over your head. Whats that? You think im annoying? Kinda sus, bro. Hahahaha! Anyway, yea, gotta go do tasks. Hahahaha!" *-**The Impostor** to the The Tan King*

**The Impostor** is the Team Grape's worst creation after smoking from the Legendary Among Us Bong, formerly known as the Gaydiance. She is some higher peeing or something, and she thinks that no one is better than her. After defeat from the Cringe Lord, she hides in vents now. Every time she leaves the vent, she is ejected from the entire fucking universe. Somehow, after ejection, she still comes back because horny people like The Fucker and Manny Quacioua still jack off to her.

## Origins

No one knows where she came from, so we just assume that William Pellen pulled her out of his asshole one day. It was some nasty virus going around in Australia that for some reason puts a spiky dildo moth monster up your ass or something. 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚋𝚊𝚐 thinks that she actually was created by Ari Gibson and William Pellen through an hour long, painful. lube-less, sex session. Team Grape told 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚋𝚊𝚐 to fuck off and said that the Impostor (known at the time as the Gaydiance) was probably based off of Wilbo's and the rest of the team's odd fear of moths. They deny any anal contact with the Impostor,

When the Gaydaince started existing, she immediately started making moths out of nothing but Bud Light. This became the Moth Tribe and they were very VERY drunk. One of them was SO DRUNK, he started dating THE GAYDIANCE HERSELF. Now if you're wondering, she was originally named the Gaydiance because everyone tells themselves that she is actually lesbian. She's not because she dated some guy and gagged when she saw Among Us Tits on Google. The Gaydiance and her new boyfriend started sexing while Farting very loudly that the whole dream world could hear it. It woke people up and invaded their dreams, causing the first wave of Fanta to spread. Because of this Zote the Molester came in and shot the Gaydiance's boyfriend for being so god damn loud. After this, the Gaydiance realized the power of Fanta. She tried to kill Zote, but she couldn't, because Zote was overdosed on Lifeblood. She gave up and went back to ruling her stupid little tribe.

## Rivalry with The Tan King

The Tan King showed up in his dickworm form and decided to start a society. After smoking from the Among Us Bong for the first time, the Gaydiance said, "THIS IS MY SUSCIETY". Chris Larkin played a cricket noise in the background because no one knew what Among Us was back then and it wasn't even funny to begin with. The Tan King grew a Jerma face and said "WHEN THE IMPOSTOR IS SUS" and the Gaydiance became the Impostor. She also got mad and released this Fanta stuff everywhere. Elderbug tried to vote the Imposter out, but it didn't work. Meanwhile, the Moth Tribe of hers was so fucking drunk on Bud Light that they forgot who the Gaydiance (now Impostor) was. They went to hang with Tan King and she got even more pissed. The Fanta got stronger and then everyone in Hollownecks decided to give up and die.

## Trivia

* There is 1 Impostor Among Us
* The Impostor was voted out 293,548,573,404,734,475,034,750,347,507 times.
* The Impostor had a second boyfriend named Markoth before Tan King showed up. She took "Fuck Markoth" way too literally.
* The Impostor likes the Tan King's Penis because it's responsible for the Fantafection somehow.
* Zote shot The Impostor's ex-boyfriend because it kept his dad Elderbug up.
* Morshu, Scatman, and even Team Grape still can't figure out how sex with The Impostor is possible.
* Spoiler Alert: It Isn't.
* This whole farticle is a spoiler alert for the shame.
* This is actually a mod for the real shame (Hollow Knight). It will be available shortly.