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The Count of Mark DeCarlo/Transcript

The following is the transcript for the Dumb Teacher: Re-Dumbened Season 2 episode, *The Count of Mark DeCarlo.*

## Normie Mooning

*(The episode begins without the usual Dumb Teacher intro. White text appears on a background saying, "Noah E. Long presents..." for 3 seconds as an ominous drum roll is heard. Afterwards, the text fades out, and after a second, TBA. The scene fades to a shot of the Convention Tower & Hotel in Villamonte, Raland for 2 seconds before cutting to one of the elevators inside, where three geek/nerd-like businessmen are seen wearing stylized ties. A ding is heard from the elevator door as Dan and Logan, who are wearing furry suits similar to the Doge head, walk in)*

* **Dan**: What is up, everybody?
* **Logan**: Can't wait for NFT3, am I right?
* **Crypto Salesman #1**: Yeah, and I like your Doge suits, there's actually a crypto called Dogecoin.
* **Logan**: Well, we didn't actually wear these in honor of that crypto, but, still a nice currency, we actually wore these in honor of a couple of animated furry movies coming out.
* **Dan**: Yeah, Turning Red and Bad Guys.
* **Crypto Salesman #2**: Oh, I see.
* **Dan**: Going up?
* **Crypto Salesman #3**: Floor 30, it's where NFT3 is.

*(Dan pushes a button on the elevator to floor 30, and the lift goes up)*

* **Logan**: So, what are your names?
* **Reggie**: Reggie.
* **Clark**: Clark.
* **Kurtis**: Kurtis, with a 'K'. We're known as The Crypto Perverts.
* **Dan**: Alright, Reggie, Clark & Kurtis, what brings you to the NFT market?
* **Kurtis**: We mainly sell ZONE-SAMA NFTs, stuff like Ankha or XJ-9.
* **Dan**: Ah, Zone. The master of all online animated porn.
* **Kurtis**: Yup. *(pulls out brochure)* Oh, and in case you don't know, there's a normie convention going on at the 18th floor.
* **Logan**: Wait, are you saying that when we reach the 18th floor, there's gonna be crowds of normies?
* **Reggie**: Yup, and we're gonna moon them all the way to the space moons and back.
* **Clark**: It's genius, dudes. It's genius.
* **Logan**: *(looks at floor counter above door)* Alright, we're due to arrive on the 18th floor in a minute. Everyone get ready to moon the normies when they come up.

*(Everyone pulls down their invisible pants and pushes them into the glass to moon the convention-goers. The scene cuts to a convention booth themed around Jimmy Neutron with a banner saying, "NeutronCon 2022" in the Jimmy Neutron font)*

TBA
(You're A) Strange Animal

**(You're A) Strange Animal** is a song by Scottish-Canadian singer, Lawrence Gowan, taken from his second studio album, *Strange Animal*. Made popular through Cabotian actor and singer, Adam Sarson, who plays Justin Wheelock on the Cabotian teen dramedy series, Curlstone Lake.

During Dan and Cheryl's imprisonment at a Mary Jules Inn in Cabotia, they are forced to watch a Curlstone Lake episode where Justin is seen singing the song off-key, with Dan and Cheryl having to suffer hearing his voice and how David Anderson had to perform guitars on the song until the episode is interrupted by a World News Network broadcast of Johnny's lawsuit against Tough Entertainment.

## Lyrics

**Justin**: *(off-key)* You're a strange animal, that's what I know
**Cheryl**: *(muffled & crying)* Oh god, we've been hearing that klepto sing for 1 minute straight, please, make it stop!
**Justin**: I've got to follow. Woah-oh!
**Dan**: *(muffled)* God, I can't believe they made David do this, he deserves more than that.
**Justin**: *(off-key)* They've been trying to stick a line in your system
Analyzing the defenses you hol- *(song is interrupted by a test pattern)*

**Dan**: *(muffled)* Oh, thank god, it's finally over! No more Adam Sars singing.
We Tha Dan Crew

**We Tha Dan Crew** is a video created by Noah Long and Erick Bennett, which was uploaded onto Noah's YouTube and VidSpace channels on July 15, 2010, in celebration of Dumb Teacher's 5th anniversary.

## Description

Straight outta Greenhill, the Dan Crew drops their debut single, We Tha Dan Crew nationwide. Produced by Michigan-famous multijobber, Drew Sanderson, this song and its music video pays homage to tha homies of the 1990s, the 2nd greatest decade for music next to the 80s.

Thanks for being with us these past 5 years. -Noah Long, creator of Dumb Teacher

## Video

In a parody and homage to rap music videos from the 90s, Dan and his friends, as the Dan Crew, rap about their personalities, interests, lifestyles, and dreams. The opening and ending text says that the song was released through Greenhill Records and the music video was directed by Drew Sanderson. The video begins with Dan, Logan, James and Choki, arriving in a limo in front of Tom's house, where ends with Dan and his friends putting on jackets that feature the Dumb Teacher 5th Anniversary logo printed on the back.

## Trivia

* The music video pays homage to rap music videos of the 90s. The following videos are referenced:
	+ Milli Vanilli - All or Nothing
	+ Snow - Informer
	+ The Notorious B.I.G. - Big Poppa & Juicy
	+ Biz Markie - Just a Friend
	+ A Tribe Called Quest - Can I Kick It?
	+ Das EFX - They Want EFX
	+ RUN DMC - Run's House
	+ Big Daddy Kane - Smooth Operator
	+ Dr. Dre ft. Snoop Dogg - Nuthin' But A G Thang
	+ De La Soul - Me Myself And I
	+ DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - Summertime
* This video is one of the only videos by Long and Bennett to be made in 4;3 aspect ratio after their primary conversion from 4:3 to 16:9 on their videos, likely done to pay homage to rap videos from the 90s.

## Transcript

*Main article: We Tha Dan Crew/Transcript*
Professeur Fâché

**Professeur Fâché** (English: Angry Teacher) is the Canadian French dub of Dumb Teacher. It aired on Télétoon from 2006 to 2011, while reruns are now shown on Disney+.

## Cast

* Éléonard Pelletier as Mr. McNeese, Johnny Evans, Principal Spunky, GHTV News Reporter
* Bénédict Tremblay as Dan Evans, Logan Turner, Gerald Harris
* Styve Levesque as James Jones, Duncan Lewis, Drew Sanderson
* Alain Ilunga as Tom Coleman
* Audrée Olier as most of the female characters
* Lionel Boulard as Choki Takahashi
First Online Meeting

**First Online Meeting** is the first episode of Season 1 of Dumb Teacher... At Home! and the first episode of the series. It originally aired on August 3, 2020.

## Synopsis

Lockdown has finally ended! Well, not really, but at least school's open again... kinda.

## Plot

The episode begins on McNeese's desktop, where he logs onto Swish (a parody of Zoom), to begin his first day on online school with his students, including Dan and his friends. He begins the day by showing the class a racist Minion meme that talks about Jews getting gassed when he talks about a moment when someone gets a word wrong, dissappointing the students while Duncan simply laughs at the joke. McNeese then tells his class that they're going to be watching an 'educational' film today. McNeese then goes to a torrent site and turns on the infamous Nazi documentary film, The Eternal Jew, which makes the class, except for Duncan, grunt in dissappointment and immediately leave the meeting. McNeese gets furious and decides to use the DropDaBomb app on his phone to bomb his students' homes in revenge, Duncan's excluded. The app, however, tells him that the bombs will be dropped on their homes in 5 minutes and asks if he would like to inform his students. McNeese accepts and waits. 15 minutes pass, however, and the bombs still haven't dropped yet. Once the film ends, McNeese's students come back. Shorty after arriving, though, the bombs drop on their rooms, rupturing their legs in the process and landing them in the hospital. McNeese then threatens to drop a bomb on the hospital if they keep up their behaviour.

TBA

## Trivia

* The racist Minion meme from the beginning of McNeese's PowerPoint presentation can be seen here.
Like We'd Go & Do That (Not at All)

**Like We'd Go & Do That (Not at All)** is a song sung by Dan, Logan and James in the Theater Junkies April Fools video, Doogal. The song is a parody of Hall & Oates' "I Can't Go for That (No Can Do)" and talks about how Doogal sucked and why they will never review it.

53 seconds after Doogal plays, the movie cuts to a parody of the music video for I Can't Go for That (No Can Do) featuring Dan, Logan and James, which plays for a good hour and 18 minutes.

Due to the song's popularity in the video, it was released as a single on various music platforms, and a shortened version of the video was uploaded to both YouTube and VidSpace.
Choki Takahashi

**Choki Takahashi** is a major character in Dumb Teacher, voiced by Erick Bennett. He is an American transfer student from Japan, he goes to Greenhill Elementary and is one of Mr. McNeese's students. He is Dan Evans and Logan Turner's best friend and is seen with them in most episodes. He was first introduced in the Season 4 episode, Introducing Choki!. He is the son of Akihito and Hayami Takahashi, who currently work at their family's business, Takahashi Technologies as CEO and vice chairwoman respectively. He is 11 years old as of the Dumb Teacher Re-Dumbened episode, Party At Choki's.

## Appearance

Choki is a short stick figure with black hair and black/grey glasses. He also has two cowlicks sticking out of his hair on the left (or right, depending on the way he's facing).

## Personality

Choki is shown to have a love for Japanese-related, and later, El Kadsreian-related material, though he isn't an Elkadsreophile himself like his friend Dan. Choki is shown to be fun-loving and cheerful, though he isn't a total wimp. In his debut episode, Introducing Choki!, he performs karate on a bully that kept calling him a Jap in an act of self-defense against him.

## Trivia

* Choki was originally conceptualized as a stereotypical Chinese character and went by the name, "Ching Chongchang", a reference to the racist Chinese slur, Ching Chang Chong, but Noah later scrapped the idea, "as [he] felt like it was too racist for a satirical comedic animated series about a racist teacher".
	+ Hints of Choki's original character design are mentioned in the series, like in the Season 4 episode, Choki The American, where McNeese calls him a Ching Chong even though he is Japanese.
My Neighbor Totoro (Theater Junkies episode)

**My Neighbor Totoro** is the first episode of Season 4 of Theater Junkies: Dan & Friends' Film Reviews and the TBA episode overall. It was originally uploaded to VidSpace on January 5, 2016, on Hayao Miyazaki's birthday. It is also the first Theater Junkies episode to premiere in 2016. Dan and his friends review the 1989 anime film, and reveal homages made to the film in other movies.

## Video description

It's Hayao Miyazaki's birthday today! To celebrate, Dan and his friends are going to review one of Miyazaki's greatest works, My Neighbor Totoro. Throughout the review, Logan dresses as the Second Doctor and whistle-syncs along to the film's theme, and Dan and his friends point out homages made to Totoro in other movies such as Toy Story 3, and another one of Miyazaki's works, Ponyo.

## Plot

The episode begins with an instrumental cover of Hey Let's Go from the My Neighbor Totoro soundtrack playing and Dan, Logan and Choki looking at a photo of Hayao Miyazaki, where Dan explains to the viewer that Miyazaki is one of the greatest Japanese animators out there and has influenced a lot of people, including Hideto Aramaki. They then tell the audience that today is Miyazaki's 75th birthday today, and to celebrate, Dan and his friends are going to review one of his greatest creations, My Neighbor Totoro. Logan explains to the audience that the film was referenced or payed homage to in countless of other films, and will be pointing them out during their review and commentary of the film. Dan then grabs out his Blu-ray of the movie and puts it into the player, starting the movie.

After the film ends, the five commentate on how beautiful the film was and how Miyazaki truly inspired and influenced a lot of people. Dan then tells everyone that even though Miyazaki may die of old age one day, all the people he's inspired and influenced will be worthy successors to him. He then gets an email from Miyazaki himself saying that he saw their review and invites them over to his after-party in Tokyo, which excites the five. The five then thank the viewers for watching and wish Miyazaki a happy 75th birthday before leaving the studio to head to Tokyo.
Porsche Mama

**Porsche Mama** is the tenth episode of Season 4 of Dumb Teacher and the forty-ninth episode of the series. It originally aired on September 29, 2008.

## Synopsis

After Cheryl wins a 2008 Porsche Cayenne in a radio contest, she becomes hooked on the thrill of late-night drag racing, featuring a surprise and ironic guest appearance by RuPaul himself!

## Plot

The episode begins with Dan watching Happy Tree Friends on G4 with Logan, where they both question how the characters are still alive in the next episode. Suddenly, their conversation is interrupted by a car horn honking outside their door. The two hurry outside to see Dan's mother arrive in a Porsche Cayenne, amazing Logan but confusing Dan. Cheryl tells him that she won the Porsche in a radio contest, being one of the 5 lucky grand prize winners part of the contest, and that the Cayenne will be their family's primary vehicle from now on. Dan asks about the SUV, where Cheryl tells him that they'll use it for secondary transport whenever they go on a road trip or have friends coming over. Cheryl then decides to take her new Porsche around town, where she shows off her car to her friends in Greenhill. After showing off her car to a few friends, she stops at a stoplight, where she encounters two street punks who challenge her to a race. Cheryl, not having done a drag race before, accepts the challenge. After racing through an upscale strip mall, Cheryl wins the race, beating the punks. She then develops a rush for drag racing and decides to go to an auto detailing service to, "pimp her ride".

TBA

## Trivia

* The episode's name is a reference to both the German automobile manufacturer, Porsche and the Sherbetian automobile company, Mama Motor Company.
* The song playing when Cheryl shows off her Cayenne to Dan and Logan is, "Ruff Ryders' Anthem" by DMX.
* Beginning with this episode, Cheryl's Porsche Cayenne becomes the Evans family's primary mode of road transportation, making their Toyota Highlander their secondary mode.
SGC Remixes

## SGC demo 1 remixes

### Spicier Gnome Crusade Demo:

Spicier Gnome Crusade Demo is an SGC demo 1 remix released by PlaidFedora on October 8th 2019. Spicier Gnome Crusade Demo adds a variety of new content, along with a near complete set of pixel-art sprites for almost everything. This remix adds a new boss, along with a few new enemies. A full version of the game has been announced, which will be a remix of the full release of Spicy Gnome Crusade.

### SGC Demo but it is a AAA game:

SGC Demo but it is a AAA game is an SGC demo 1 remix released by Sklaxtik on March 16th 2020. It overhauls most of the gameplay, along with changing the music in the game.
Look Who's Back (In Canada)

**Look Who's Back (In Canada)** is the first episode of Season 1 of Dumb Teacher In Canada and the first overall. It originally aired on March 10, 2016.

## Synopsis

Continuing from the online crossover special with Noah's TV Show, the helicopter that trapped McNeese's bus with him, Martha, and his students into a crate drops them in Canada, and they now have to survive in the Canadian world of news and politics until they find a way back home.

## Plot

The episode begins with a "Previously on Noah's TV Show...", where clips of the Noah's TV Show/Dumb Teacher crossover are shown, ending with McNeese's bus being imprisoned in a crate and being taken by a helicopter. The episode then cuts to a road in a snow-covered field, where a helicopter drops the crate, flying away as the crate breaks down, freeing McNeese's bus, which drives out of the crate. McNeese, Martha and his students then fall out of the bus and land onto an empty field. Curious about where they are, they find cars driving on the right, along with instances of Canadian culture and the flag of Canada, they realize that they're stuck in Ottawa, the capital of Canada. They decide to have a look around the city, and they even meet Jim Watson, the current mayor of Ottawa. Needing a place to stay, the entire class checks into a hotel, where they decide to get money to afford plane tickets back home.

TBA

## Trivia

* The episode's title is a reference to the 2012 novel and 2015 German film, *Look Who's Back*.

## Gallery

Main article: *Look Who's Back (In Canada)/Gallery*

## Transcript

Main article: *Look Who's Back (In Canada)/Transcript*
Fred McNeese

**Frederick "Fred" McNeese**, also known as **Mr. McNeese**, is the main protagonist of Dumb Teacher, voiced by Noah Long. He is a 48-year-old Irish-American teacher at the fictional school Greenhill Elementary. He first appeared in the 2004 pilot episode.

## Appearance

Mr. McNeese is a tall-ish/short-ish stick figure. He has red hair and wears glasses (which proves that he is of Irish descent). He also has freckles that match the color of his hair.

## Personality

Mr. McNeese is an aggressive, abusive, racist, sexist, ageist, unintelligent, violent and sadistic teacher at Greenhill Elementary. He is also disrespectful and treats people poorly, especially his students. As seen in Band Tales, he would violently beat up his students if they frustrate him or anger him, like when the students claimed that they liked Sherbetian rock trio Anderson Bros. Pizza.

He also discriminates people based on their races, genders, ages, or even religions. He's that racist that he actually supports Joseph Blackhater and wishes to move to Harrison, Arkinsas. He dislikes anyone who has a different skin tone apart from white/caucasian, anyone who has a different nationality, and anyone who is a member of another ethnic group. He is also sexist, as he hates his own mother and female students, though the only women he likes are female members of white supremacist groups and his wife, Martha McNeese. He believes that every woman and girl on earth should be housewives who take care of their husbands and brothers, and he is also ageist, as he hates children and elders.

Despite his aggressive behavior, he is sometimes forgiving, as seen near the end of Band Tales, when he decides to give Anderson Bros. Pizza another chance.

## Trivia

* In the Season 4 episode Mr. McNeese Connects With His Roots, it was revealed that his ancestors were from Ballyasal, a small fictional town in the Republic of Ireland.
* His surname, "McNeese" derivates from the MacNeese family from the 1993 comedy film, Sha-Ba-La-Ka-Zoo!, which series creator Noah Long co-wrote and starred in.
Arc Finale

**Arc Finale** is the sixth episode of Season 2 of Dumb Teacher: Re-Dumbened and the fifth episode of the series. It originally premiered on April 30, 2022.

## Synopsis

In the double-length finale of Dan and Logan's NFT story, the duo are attacked by eco-conscious computer hackers who want to end all NFT blockchain venues to save the environment. In some crazy sub-plots, Dan and Logan get caught up in smoking Canadian pot with the two stars of Turning Red, a dance party populated by Swedes and playing music Logan doesn't know, a group of foundrymen hired by the hackers, and, the death of the Aldsmobile.
Dan Evans

**Daniel "Dan" Evans** is major character in Dumb Teacher, voiced by Erick Bennett. He is one of Mr. McNeese's students and is also one of the students in Greenhill Elementary. He is also the son of Johnny and Cheryl Evans, and is also 10 years old.

## Appearance

Dan is a short stick figure with his hair dyed blue (actual color brown). He also has three cowlicks sticking out of his hair on the right (or left, depending on what way he is facing).

## Personality

Dan is shown to be intelligent, as he is able to build things, like in the Season 3 episode Back To The Past, where he built a time machine that Mr. McNeese sent spinning out of control, landing them back in 1963. Despite his intelligence, he still acts like a normal kid. He is also shown to be an Elkadsreophile, a person obsessed with El Kadsre and the El Kadsreian Islands, as he has El Kadsre and Vlokozu Union-related stuff in his room, most notably a flag of El Kadsre and a random poster of Michael Vlokozu. He's that much of an Elkadsreophile that he goes to Vlokist churches while he isn't part of the religion and wishes to emigrate to El Kadsre City when he grows up. His intelligence has also led to him being extremely talented and creative, a majority of which led to him meeting and befriending various celebrities, mainly El Kadsreian ones such as Brock Baker.

## Trivia

* As revealed in the episode Back to the Past, the reason why Dan's hair is dyed blue is because he likes to drink Technic, as Technic is blue and he believes that dying his hair blue shows his support. Tom also has the same reason for why his hair is dyed blue.
* According to an interview in 2007, Long was inspired to make Dan an Elkadsreophile because he, too, was an Elkadsreophile. He also inspired Dan's habit of attending Vlokist churches, as he also goes to Vlokist churches while not being a Vlokist himself.
* In some episodes of Dumb Teacher and Dumb Teacher In Canada, he is able to speak other languages, like in the Season 4 episode, School, where Dan says, "I hope you fucking die" to his father in Russian after he grounds him after seeing TOM's game review on School.
* His favorite movie is the 1981 kadsresatsu film, Quest for the Masks.
* Dan's personality was inspired by Hogarth Hughes from the 1999 animated film, The Iron Giant, according to an interview.
	+ This was also referenced once in the Season 5 episode, "Gerald "Jail" Harris", where a drunk Dan tells Logan that if he was the Giant and Logan was Kent Mansley, when the missile launched by Kent was about to hit the town, the Giant would've taken Mansley with him to die as punishment when the Giant sacrifices himself to intercept the missile.
* As shown in the Dumb Teacher: Re-Dumbened episode, "thisdumbteacherepisodedoesnotexist.com", Dan's main browser he uses on his laptop is Red Star.
* Dan's favorite restaurant is Pizza Hut, a restaurant that is also popular among his friends.
* Despite Dan's incredible wealth, in some episodes where he needs money, he sometimes forgets about his finances. This was pointed out by Logan in the Dumb Teacher: Re-Dumbened episode, "Credit Card Broad"
Waste Olympics

The **Waste Olympics** are a fictional sporting event in the Dumb Teacher universe where athletes compete in a bunch of litter-related sports. They were first mentioned in the Season 4 episode Introducing Choki!, where Choki mentioned that his dad was a candy bar thrower at the Waste Olympics before becoming the CEO of Takahashi Technologies. They also made an appearance in the Season 7 episode He Knows You Did It, where Johnny and Cheryl Evans take their son to Detroit, Michigan to watch the Waste Olympics in the stadium, only to accidentally run over Gerald Harris on the way home.
GHTV

**GHTV** (short for **Greenhill Television**) is a television station that serves the city of Greenhill, Michigan. The channel shows programs of different genres, along with other television shows. It is also the flagship channel of the city and shows live coverage of different events through its news program, GHTV News.

The channel is presumably owned by Viacom, as it features a Saturday-morning Nick on GHTV block, which airs programs from Nickelodeon.

## List of programs broadcast on GHTV

* *The Brady Bunch*
* *Nick on GHTV*
* *GHTV News*

## GHTV News

**GHTV News** is the official news program for GHTV. The program first appeared in the Season 2 premiere episode, When Did Ashley Johnson Get So Sexy?, where Johnny was seen watching a report on a fictional bombing at the 2006 Winter Olympics caused by two terrorists.
Mr. McNeese's Future

**Mr. McNeese's Future** the first episode of Season 3 of Dumb Teacher, and the TBA episode overall. It originally aired on February 16, 2007.

## Synopsis

After an extremely racist and sexist one-man performance at a talent show, McNeese is forced into a rehabilitation center, where he comes out a nicer, less-offensive and smart man. Dan and his friends first see this as a good thing, but they then realize that life without a stupid teacher makes their lives pointless, so they plan a way to get McNeese back to his old self.
Wolf Children (song)

**Wolf Children** is a song sung by Logan at the end of the Theater Junkies episode,”Wolf Children”. The song is stylized like the April Fools video “HOME -

## Wolf Children

### Voices

Noah Long

Resonance 2” by Electronic Gems.

At the end of the review, after pointing out the film’s depressing nature in some scenes, Logan decides to end the review in the style of HOME - Resonance 2, which confuses the four as the song begins.

## Lyrics

Logan: Well, now that we’ve gotten all the depressing stuff outta the way, let’s end this video in the style of Resonance 2.

*(music plays)*

Dan: Resonance 2? What do you me-

*(Dan is interrupted as a brief silence plays before the song plays)*

Logan: *(computerized voice)* Wolf Children was not as happy as we thought it would be. Mamoru tried anyway.... Hoped you enjoyed this review.

Jelly babies. Tom Baker, Sylvester McCoy, William Hartnell, Fliqpy, Cuddles, Petunia, Goku & Krillin, kamehameha, Frieza, Vegeta, Attack on Titan
Dumb Teacher... At Home!

**Dumb Teacher... At Home!** is an American animated satirical comedy sitcom created by Noah Long for Fox. It premiered on August 3, 2020 and ended on September 1, 2020. Serving as the second spinoff of Dumb Teacher, after Dumb Teacher In Canada, and taking place during the COVID-19 pandemic, the series revolves around Mr. McNeese's online video meetings with his students.

The show aired with seven episodes being produced. The show's first episode, First Online Meeting, aired on August 3, 2020. Despite being nominated for awards such as the Primetime Emmy Awards and Annie Awards, the series was met with mixed reviews, with critics praising its portrayal of the COVID-19 pandemic in the DT universe, while critics criticized how most of the episodes take place at a character's house.
Mark Zuck's Bad Luck

**Mark Zuck's Bad Luck** is the first episode of Season 7 of Dumb Teacher and the seventy-first episode of the series. It originally aired on January 2, 2011. It is also the first Dumb Teacher episode to air in 2011.

## Synopsis

When Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg visits Greenhill Elementary, he encourages McNeese's students to create their own accounts on his website, which they do. However, a certain group of parents fearing for their children's safety threaten to close Facebook unless he blocks all of the students' accounts. But when Mark obliges, more chaos ensues as the parents keep blaming everything! Can this whole situation be sorted out?
You reposted in McNeese's neighborhood

**You reposted in McNeese's neighborhood** is a video created by Noah Long and Erick Bennett, which was uploaded onto Noah's YouTube and VidSpace channels on July 15, 2020, in celebration of Dumb Teacher's 15th anniversary. The video parodies the popular You reposted in the wrong neighborhood meme.

## Description

Truly the ultimate repost in the wrong neighborhood. *(part of description added two days after the video's original upload)*

Thanks for watching everyone, and congrats to Dumb Teacher for reaching 15 years past all the controversy and rumors about me being a white supremacist. Happy Dumb Teacher Fanart Day, by the way.

## Video

The video begins with a letterboxed picture of McNeese with his entire body, excluding his face, upside down. Suddenly, after 3 seconds, a swirl effect appears on the screen while a record scratching sound plays and the letterbox transitions to full screen. McNeese, now animate and wearing a golden necklace with the Nazi swatstika, begins rapping a racist parody to Shake That by Eminem and Nate Dogg, which the original vocals featured in the meme is based off of, alongside his Irish brother, Nolan, who dons a white cap with the Aryan Knights logo on it and a jacket with the flag of South Africa from the Apartheid era and text saying, "JIM CROW 4 LYFE" on the back.

The video also involves McNeese, his wife, Martha, an Nolan in a police chase riding in a stolen Lamborghini Veneno, while the music video shows scenes of them beating up people of various ethnicities and races outside of white, including Dan and his friends. In one scene, McNeese and Nolan reference the famous McNeese and his bro bop their heads to vaporwave meme and turn on the radio to "KICKSTART MY HEART" by Saint Pepsi while bopping their heads briefly before their rap returns to normal.

As the two finish rapping at 3:26, the Dumb Teacher logo appears. In front of it is text saying from top to bottom, "2005 - 2020" and, "15 years, bitches!", respectively. 3 seconds after the logo fades out, McNeese's face appears on screen and tells the user to subscribe/follow or else, "[they'll] be gassed".

## Trivia

* This video parodies the famous You reposted in the wrong neighborhood meme.
	+ This video has also been nicknamed, "The ultimate repost in the wrong neighborhood" in the comments likely due to its major use of animation and racist references. Long even added it in the description 2 days after the video's original upload.
* This video has been considered to be one of Noah Long's most controversial VidSpace videos due to its aggressive use of racist references. In fact, Long was nearly banned from VidSpace before revealing that the references were merely satire.

## Transcript

*Main article: You reposted in McNeese's neighborhood/Transcript*
Drew Sanderson

**Drew Lee Sanderson** is a supporting character in Dumb Teacher, voiced by Erick Bennett. He is a man who is oddly skilled at almost every known occupation in existence, (i.e. a court client as seen in the Season 4 episode, Thief). He is shown to have a random job, sometimes two or more random jobs, in every episode of Dumb Teacher he appears in. He is 43 years old.

## Appearance

Drew is a tall-ish stick figure. He has short, rough blonde hair, a blonde mustache, and sometimes wears dark shades. He has a southern accent, which proves that he is a southern person.

## Personality

Drew is shown to be a mainly neutral person, though he does have other personalities depending on the job he is currently in. He is sometimes shown to be passive-aggressive, as implied in the Season 5 episode, Dan The Racist, where he pulls out a gun whenever he hears nearby crashes or explosions, believing criminals to be nearby.

## Trivia

* Drew's appearance was based around a motorcycle rider that Noah hitched a ride on when he snuck out of his house to go to an AC/DC concert in Grand Rapids, Michigan when he was 14 years old.
* He was originally believed to be Logan Turner’s distant father due to Drew sharing similar appearance traits with him, but these theories were then disconfirmed when the Season 4 episode, Michael Turner: The Father of Logan aired.
Ring (Theater Junkies episode)

**Ring** is the second episode of Season 7 of Theater Junkies: Dan & Friends' Film Reviews and the TBA episode of the series. It was originally uploaded to VidSpace on February 3, 2017, to coincide with the release of the 2017 horror film, Rings. The episode's plot revolves around Dan and his friends, who decide to review the original 1998 Japanese horror film by Hideo Nakata, to celebrate the film's release.

## Description

After Logan tells them he watched a mysterious video on VidSpace the week before and his time's almost up (which turns out to be a prank), celebrate the release of the newest film in the American 'Ring' franchise, Dan and his friends are going to review the original 1998 Japanese horror film by Hideo Nakata, Ring (or Ringu), and discover how the film triggered a number of corny Western remakes and popularized J-horror internationally.

## Trivia

* Production on this episode began on January 28, 2017 so it would be completed on February 2. It was uploaded to VidSpace on February 3, the exact same day Rings was released.
* The 'grainy VHS effect' used in some parts in the video is almost identical to the one used on the cursed videotape.
* This episode marks the first, and so far only, time Emma dyed her hair, which was when she dressed up as Sadako for her prank on Logan at the end of the episode.
Credit Card Broad

**Credit Card Broad** is the tenth episode of Season 1 of Dumb Teacher: Re-Dumbened and the tenth episode of the series. It originally premiered on November 6, 2021. It is also the season finale of Dumb Teacher: Re-Dumbened.

## Synopsis

When Dan decides to open a Matsushita Bank account with half of his hoverboard money, he goes on a shopping spree with his friends, only to discover later that all of his funds outside of his spree have been depleted. When Dan and his friends fail to stop the perpetrator, they rely on a hitman to take him down.

## Plot

The episode begins at Dan's laboratory, where Dan can be seen looking at a robot counting the money he's earned from selling his hoverboards. Upon finishing, Dan decides to head back to his house for dinner.

TBA

## Trivia

* The episode's name is a pun on the term and crime "credit card fraud", which is also a situation Dan deals with in this episode.
* The song playing during Dan's shopping spree montage is "Dance In Space" by Abelard, which was used in Vanbutan YouTuber Jershey's video, "What Is Pepto-Bismol Like In Centaurworld?".
	+ There is also a scene referencing the video where Dan and his friends get sprayed by Coca-Cola and Pepsi with Logan asking if its Coke or Pepsi in slo-mo.

## Gallery

*Main article: Credit Card Broad/Gallery*

## Transcript

*Main article: Credit Card Broad/Transcript*
Dumb Teacher Wiki

**Welcome to the Dumb Teacher Wiki!**
An encyclopedia of all things presented in the television show Dumb Teacher created by Noah Long (in real life, this show is fictional and was created by FANDOM user Thatuser00 with the help of Gloria Reeves). This site started on March 11, 2021 and it currently contains 160 articles.

For Noah’s TV Show’s wiki, which was also created by Noah Long (again, made by Thatuser00 in reality), click here.
Social Democracy

### **Explanation**

Social Democracy is a center-left economically ideology, while being culturally left. Social Democracy is often confused with Democratic Socialism even though they are quite different. Social Democracy is often called "Socialist" but they often get excluded from Leftist circles, mainly because they support rather for reforming capitalism rather than abolishing it. There are three main beliefs of Social Democracy: ***Freedom, Equality and Justice***.

#### **Freedom**

Social Democracy believes in a liberal democratic framework, Liberal democracy is a form of system operating under the civic principles of classical liberalism. However, Social Democratic economics are somewhat different from classical liberalism. In order to preserve Liberalism, negative rights and positive rights must be balanced.

#### **Equality**

The Social Democracy mainly believe in the welfare. Where the wealth is distributed equaly.

#### **Justice**

Mainly believes in equality under the law and human rights.

### **Nations With This Ideology**

Democratic Republic of Mångata

Socialist Republic of Saam

### **Parties With This Ideology**

Social Democratic Party of Mångata

The Saam Socialist-Democratic Party

SCoO

### **Banner**

Their Flag has a red background and a white rose.
Living In His Late 1940s/Transcript

The following is the transcript for the Dumb Teacher Season 6 episode, *Living In His Late 1940s.*

## Wonderous Trip

*(Episode opens in McNeese's classroom, where he is falsely teaching the class the history of Robert E. Lee)*

* **McNeese**: So you see, fuckin' Union kids, the Confederacy's motherfuckin' general hero, Robert E. Lee, killed a shitload of negros and pickaninnies while murderin' a fucking Unioneer.

*(McNeese continues to speak while Dan starts whispering to Logan)*

* **Dan** *(whispering)* Psst. Loge, I want to tell you something after school, and I think you're gonna like it!
* **Logan**: *(whispering)* Okay. Let's just hope our Confed-loving racist, "teacher", doesn't fuck us up.

*(They both begin to snigger, McNeese then stops talking, having heard their sniggers)*

* **McNeese**: Hey, honkey pickaninnies! Don't fucking whisper in class while I'm fucking talking to you!

*(McNeese throws his SELMO projector at Dan, only to discover that Dan is now replaced by a dummy of him when the projector hits his head, tearing it off)*

* **McNeese**: *(shocked)* What the *fuck*?! B-But that's fucking impossible!

*(Dan pops up from behind McNeese and puts a napkin on him)*

* **Dan**: *(quickly)* I know, but, "*ether* way", it's still impossible! *(McNeese falls on the floor, revealing the napkin to be sprayed with chloroform. Dan turns on the lights as the students cheer him on)*

TBA
The Dumb Teacher Thanksgiving Disney Web-Special!

**The Dumb Teacher Thanksgiving Disney Web-Special!** is a 2021 adult animated short film starring the characters of Dumb Teacher. It originally premiered on Disney+ on November 24, 2021. It is also the Thanksgiving special of Dumb Teacher.

## Synopsis

It's Thanksgiving in Greenhill! Dan has just returned from El Kadsre celebrating Vlokozu Day, El Kadsre's equivalent to Thanksgiving, only to discover that McNeese has stolen one of his inventions once again to deplete the town of their Thanksgiving dinners, decorations and spirits (both alcohol and the way they celebrate Thanksgiving). Not wanting to fly all the way to another town to replace everything, Dan goes on a mission to stop McNeese from ruining Thanksgiving. Narrated by special guest, Patrick Stewart.

## Plot

The episode begins with an intro parodying the intro to A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, with McNeese in place of Lucy, Dan in place of Charlie Brown, and McNeese beating up Dan violently when he fails to kick the football planted down by McNeese. The title card appears with Logan and James replacing Snoopy and Woodstock respectively.

The episode finally starts with Dan on his hoverboard flying away from El Kadsre, with the narrator, Patrick Stewart, explaining that Dan has just finished celebrating Vlokozu Day, which is the El Kadsreian equivalent to Thanksgiving, and is returning home to celebrate Thanksgiving with his family and friends. As Dan enters the United States, he gets a plane window-view of every city and state he passes by celebrating Thanksgiving. He then begins to sing a song about the Thanksgiving Greenhill will be having this year, which includes a Thanksgiving festival with carnival rides and a closing concert with Rinava, a pumpkin pie competition, and a marching band to conclude the holiday in Greenhill.

TBA

## Gallery

*Main article: The Dumb Teacher Thanksgiving Disney Web-Special!/Gallery*

## Transcript

*Main article: The Dumb Teacher Thanksgiving Disney Web-Special!/Transcript*
Erick Bennett

**Erick James Bennett** (born October 21, 1970) is an American voice actor and comedian most known for voicing several characters on Dumb Teacher. He was a close friend of Noah Long, creator of Dumb Teacher and agreed to work on the show with him by voicing most of the characters, while others were voiced by him.
Conservatism

### **Explenation**

Conservatism is an economically and civically variable, culturally-right ideology. Conservatism seeks to maintain the social order and their country's traditional values, they usually seek to preserve a range of institutions like religion with the aim of emphasizing social stability and continuity.

### **Parties With This Ideology**

Conservatives of Osvakia

Republicans of USS

The Saam Conservative Party

### **Banner**

It's a red flag with a stripe of blue going across the top half with 3 white stars on the blue.
Five

**Five** is the first episode of Season 5 of Dumb Teacher and the fifty-fifth episode of the series. It originally premiered on March 8, 2009. It is the first episode of Dumb Teacher to air in 2009.

## Synopsis

Inspired by several successful multimedia franchises, Dan and his friends plan on starting their own multimedia franchise, but, due to time constraints and disagreeing with each other's ideas, their project goes the way of the The Room.

## Plot

The episode begins at James' house at night, where Dan, James, and the remainder of their friends are all invited to a sleepover and are seen watching Torchwood. James' mother comes in and tells James to turn off Torchwood, not because it's inappropriate, but because it's midnight and she thinks watching it will give them all bad sleep. After turning Torchwood off, James decides to pop in the 1978 Superman movie. where the five wind up watching all of the Salkind film series movies, including Superman III, Supergirl, and Superman IV: The Quest For Peace all the way to the afternoon, where Dan and his friends, all suffering from insomnia, decide on the idea to start their own media franchise like Doctor Who and Superman before they all fall asleep for 3 hours.

Later, the boys are at Dan’s house deciding on what kind of genre to make their franchise based on. Dan first thinks about making their franchise a kadsresatsu franchise, but realizes that the genre only applies to El Kadsreian franchises, which disappoints him. Logan thinks up of the franchise being a science fantasy franchise like He-Man and She-Ra. Everyone agrees on the idea and they all start planning the main storyline of the franchise. After several hours, the five finish their story: The story takes place in another universe in the 25th century, where Princess Lycara of the Arounian galaxy discovers that the sacred key to the universe, which her kingdom was chosen to protect, has somehow been stolen. Against the wishes of her parents, Lycara runs away from home in search of the key to ensure its safety and that it doesn't fall in the wrong hands.

The boys love the story and they all decide to announce it to the rest of the class on Monday. TBA

TBA

## Trivia

* The episode's title is a reference to both the fifth season of Dumb Teacher, the amount of friends in Dan's group, the name of the studio the boys launch, Five Entertainment and how the episode is the fifty-fifth overall episode of the Dumb Teacher.
	+ Coincidentally, the series, including this episode, aired on Channel 5 in the United Kingdom, when the network was known as 'Five'.
* There is a running gag throughout the episode where James or Logan's mothers come in their respective rooms telling them to turn off an inappropriate movie or TV show at midnight out of fear that they could get bad sleep.
* The song on Dan's Vlokozuian 80s hits CD that plays throughout the montage of Dan and his friends planning the story for Lycara & The Key to The Universe is Holiday Rap by MC Miker and DJ Sven, which was famously known for being featured in the YouTube viral video, Little Superstar.
	+ In fact, during the montage, a parody of the video is shown.
Thief/Transcript

The following is the transcript for the Dumb Teacher Season 4 episode, *Thief*.

## Bling Blang, Muthafukka

*(The episode opens at a Sminster restaurant in Greenhill, and cuts to the interior of the restaurant, where Dan can be seen standing in the middle of a line in front of the counter, wearing his backpack. As the customer in front of him leaves, Dan takes his spot)*

* **Sminster Cashier**: Hi, sir, welcome to Sminster. May I take your order?
* **Dan**: *(looking at the menu screen above)* Hi, um, I'll have a Smits-Burger meal with a large Coke, please. Make my Smits-Burger a big-size.
* **Sminster Cashier**: Excellent choice, sir. *(Turns around and starts calling Dan's order)* A Smits-Burger meal with a large Coke and a big-size burger!

*(The scene cuts to a black background, where a text reading "10 minutes later" can be seen in the middle. The scene cuts back to the Sminster restaurant, where the cashier from before can be seen handing Dan his meal)*

* **Sminster Cashier**: That'll be $1.99, sir.
* **Dan**: *(hands the cashier 2 dollars)* Here you go. Keep the penny.
* **Sminster Cashier**: Thanks, sir.

*(Dan then leaves the restaurant carrying his meal. The scene cuts back to the exterior of the restaurant, where Dan passes by two Sminster employees on a smoking break. They start talking about the new video game, Bling Blang, Muthafukka, drawing Dan's attention)*

* **Employee #1**: And honestly, that ho in the game be like, "Bitch, ya owe me some muthafuckin' moolah big time! Pay up, motherfucka!"
* **Employee #2**: Yeah, and Bling Blang be all like, "Shut tha fuck up, ho! You done messed with the wrong muthafukka!" when he points his gun at that slut.
* **Dan**: *(to employees)* Excuse me, I don't mean to interrupt but, what are you two talking about?
* **Employee #1**: Hey, it's the hoverboard boy!
* **Employee #2**: Hey, man, we just talkin' about the hot new game, *Bling Blang Muthafukka*. It's *big* right now, and it'd the next GTA.
* **Dan**: Wow, that game sounds pretty cool. *(sighs)* Too bad I don't have it.
* **Employee #1**: You don't fuckin' have it? *Damn!* Take yo' poor white ass to GameStop and get yo' self a copy of that motherfuckin' game, then.
* **Dan**: I'll try. See ya.

*(Dan then turns right and walks off. The scene cuts to Greenhill Elementary, where McNeese's students are seen talking about the new game)*

TBA
Icewich Productions

**Icewich Productions** is the production company of Noah Long, who founded it in 2003. The company is known for making shows like Noah's TV Show and Dumb Teacher, plus its spinoffs, Dumb Teacher In Canada, Dumb Teacher... At Home!, and Dumb Teacher: Re-Dumbened (as Icewich Digital).

The company's name is a portmanteau of the words "ice cream sandwich", which is actually Long's favorite dessert.

## Icewich Digital

**Icewich Digital** is a parent company of Icewich Productions, focusing more on publishing video games and online-exclusive productions involving Noah Long. The parent company's productions have included Theater Junkies: Dan & Friends' Film Reviews and Dumb Teacher: Re-Dumbened. The name launched in 2011 with the premiere of Theater Junkies.

## Trivia

* The company's name was referenced a few times in Dumb Teacher, whenever James would refer to ice cream sandwiches as "icewiches".
The Sorrows of Young Daniel/Transcript

The following is the transcript for the Dumb Teacher Season 3 episode, *The Sorrows of Young Daniel.*

## Dan's Freak Accident

*(The episode opens in front of the Greenhill Mall, where a carnival is seen taking place. Carnival music plays in the background. After 3 seconds, the scene cuts to a shot of Dan and his family walking around the carnival)*

TBA

## The Sorrows

TBA

*(Logan enters Dan's hospital room)*

* **Logan**: Hey, man. Sorry you broke your leg. It must've been real painful.
* **Dan**: Well, it was, but, at least it'll feel better, *(quietly)* in about half a year.
* **Logan**: Well, I noticed how sad you were feeling after you broke your leg and, *(pulls out Happy Tree Friends DVD)* I brought over one of my HTF DVDs to try and cheer you up a bit. Hope that incident doesn't mean you can't enjoy graphic violence.

TBA
Danny "Evans" Houser, M.D.

**Danny "Evans" Houser, M.D.** is the second episode of Season 4 of Dumb Teacher and the forty-first episode of the series. It originally aired on December 15, 2007.

## Synopsis

Dan, having had enough of McNeese believing most of his correct quiz and test answers are wrong and not, "historically accurate", decides to move to the recently-opened Sinclarius Academy. However, upon realizing the true nature of its superintendent and principal, James Marceaux, Dan longs for his old school life.

## Trivia

* The title is a reference to the 1989 medical drama, Doogie Houser, M.D.
	+ Despite its title reference, the episode doesn't involve Dan becoming a doctor.

## Gallery

*Main article: Danny "Evans" Houser, M.D./Gallery*

## Transcript

*Main article: Danny "Evans" Houser, M.D./Transcript*