Asherpate's cars series 4 episode 4: 1996 Purolator 500

This race is very infamous thanks to Rusty Wallace's high school friend Peter Oilrod (he is not a racer, by the way). On lap 132, Peter started smoking on the racetrack. Peter was still smoking until lap 142 where the race was red flagged and stopped due to the smoke. Rowley Boltstrike, Cal Weathers, and Billy Oilchanger are out due to engine failures caused by Peter's smoking.

After the race, Peter was banned for life and arrested in the Abstract Thought for 11 years until he escaped in 2007. The winner was Dale Earnhardt, and he was celebrating. This race only has 142 laps due to the smoke. There were also a safety rule after the race that smoking is not allowed in racing.

## Transcript

Jeff Gorvette: I can't belive I won after having 2 DNFs in the previous 2 races!

Dale Earnhardt: Yeah! That's amazing, kid!

Rusty Wallace: Hey! I have a friend named Peter Oilrod.

Jeff Gorvette: You again! You have a friend named Peter Oilrod?

Rusty Wallace: Yep! He smokes at every single place that you love, including Piston Cup's favorite racers!

Jeff Gorvette: Oh no! Peter can't be in this race!

Dale Earnhardt: Yeah! He's not a racer anyway!

(qualifying)

Ray Reverham: You're qualifying in 21st!

Jeff Gorvette: Oh no! Must get up to the top 10!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And the race is on!

Jeff Gorvette: Let's do this!

(lap 132)

Peter Oilrod: Time to smoke the race track!

(Peter's exaused pipes face the frount stretch)

Ned Carrett: Looks like a pickup truck is facing the race track with his rear!

Peter Oilrod: Hee, hee, hee! (smokes at the racetrack with his exaused pipes)

Spike: Oh no! His smoke is coming from his exaused pipes!

Ken Squier: Dale Earnhardt will lead lap 132!

(lap 142)

Ken Squier: It's lap 142, and that pickup truck is still smoking!

Spike: I see Rowley Boltstrike blowing an engine near the start/finish line! It maybe due to the pickup truck's smoke!

Ken Squier: Well, ok. Dale Earnhardt leads!

Pinkie: Now Cal Weathers and Billy Oilchanger are also blowing engines!

Ned Carrett: I think that's the same reason of the truck's smoke!

Ken Squier: I think the race will be over as lap 142 ends!

Spike: This will be the last lap until the red flag ends this race!

Ken Squier: Earnhardt leads with Gorvette drafting behind him as they come to turn 3!

Ned Carrett: I don't want Dale and Jeff's engines to be blown by that brown pickup truck!

Spike: Jeff Gorvette looks to the inside!

Ken Squier: But didn't make it as Dale Earnhardt goes through the red flag to win this race!

Jeff Gorvette; Good job, Dale!

Dale Earnhardt: Thanks Jeff! I can smell Peter's smoke!

Jeff Gorvette: Me too!

Rowley Boltstrike: Jeff, my engine failed!

Cal Weathers: Mine too!

Billy Oilchanger: And also, mine!

Jeff Gorvette: I think it's becuase of Peter's stupid smoke!

Peter Oilrod: Ha ha ha! You can't stop me!

Jeff Gorvette: YOU RUENDED THIS RACE! MY HAULER WILL TAKE YOU TO THE ABSTRACT THOUGHT!

(Jeff pushes Peter to Jeff's hauler)

Jeff Gorvette: Hey, hauler! We got Peter Oilrod! He's Rusty Wallace's friend and puts smoke on the racetrack!

Jeff's hauler: Ok! Let's take him to the Abstract Thought!

Jeff Gorvette: On it!

(later to the Abstract Thought)

Jeff Gorvette: (pushes Peter Oilrod out of his hauler) GET STUCK IN THE ABSTRACT THOUGHT! YOU'LL TURN NOTHING BUT SHAPE AND COLOR! (pushes Peter to the Abstract Thought and drives back to his hauler)

(Jeff's hauler leaves)

Peter Oilrod: I'M SICK OF THIS PLACE! IT SAYS "DANGER, KEEP OUT"!

Abstract Thought worker: HA! I got you! You're gonna be stuck in the Abstract Thought! (closes the door)

(the Abstract Thought turns on, and everything starts to float)

Peter Oilrod: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (turns into a Picasso-esque blocky structure)

Peter Oilrod: Huh? I'm blocky! WHAT'S GOING ON! (begins to break up and fall apart)

Peter Oilrod: AH! I'M FALLING APART! I need to get back to geather!

(to late as the screen squeeses on Peter)

(Peter becomes a 2-D Drawing)

Peter Oilrod: OH NO! I'M 2-D! I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE! (turns into a brown thing)

Peter Oilrod: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME OUT OF HERE!