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The **Catboy-Mom Wars** (2017–present) are a series of major conflicts pitting the **Confederate Union of Mothers (CUM)** and its allies, led by Grand General Karen, against the **Kingdom of Catboys,** led by King OwO I (and King OwO II after his fathers death), and its allies. The wars stemmed from a combination of ethnic tensions, territory disputes, and widespread nationalism. The wars are often categorized into three conflicts: the **War Of Catboy Independence** (2017-18), the **First Catboy-Mom War** (2019–20), the **Second Catboy-Mom War** (2021 - ongoing).

## Background

The Confederate Union Mothers was created in the aftermath of the Yugoslav Wars, and was mostly composed of Middle Aged Moms, though the nation also had a substantial Catboy minority particularly in the Southern region. The nation was initially part of Yugoslavia before breaking away in 1991. The Southern portion of the CUM is comprised of the former Kingdom of Catboys which was annexed by Josip Broz Tito in 1955 and became part of the CUM when it broke away in 1991.

Clear ethnic conflict between the moms and Catboys of the Yugoslavian territory then known as Cringetopia only became prominent in the late 20th century, beginning with tensions over the constitution of the former Kingdom of Catboys in the early 1970s and escalating into violence between Moms and Catboys in the late 1970s after the assassination of the Catboy politician OwU.

The Anti-Catboy Front (ACF), a theocratic-nationalist movement and guerrilla force, engaged in mass crimes which are considered by several authors to constitute genocide of Catboys, while also supporting the instatement of a Managerial Theocratic government. The theocrat-led ACF Partisans were able to appeal to a majority of moms within the CUM who were highly nationalist and religious. In 1985, the Federal Confederacy uf Mothers (CUM) was established under Grand General Jen, who maintained a strongly authoritarian and theocratic leadership that strongly suppressed the rights of Catboys.

After the secession of the CUM from Yugoslavia in 1991, relations among the two ethnic groups of the federation further deteriorated. The Catboys desired greater autonomy within the confederation, while the Mom controlled government sought to strengthen federal authority. As it became clearer that there was no solution agreeable to all parties, nationalist sentiment rose among Catboys as did a desire to secede and reform the Kingdom of Catboys. Although tensions had been mounting since the early 1970s, events in 2000's proved decisive. In the midst of economic hardship, The CUM was facing rising nationalism among its various ethnic groups. By the early 2000s, OwO, a Catboy civil rights leader and fierce Catboy nationalist and monarchist formed the Rawr XD (RXD). The RXD was a Catboy Power political organization with chapters in numerous cities. Its immediate goals included legal protections for Catboys and development of community social programs while its long term goals were the secession from the CUM and the reestablishment of the Catboy Kingdom.

In Mom-dominated territories, violent confrontations occurred, particularly between CUM nationalists and Catbot nationalists who criticized the Military-theocracy. Catboys who publicly opposed the nationalist political climate during this time were reportedly harassed, threatened, or killed. However, following Grand General Karen's rise to power in 2005 and crackdowns on Catboy protestors and particularly on the RXD escalated. Protests were held against the actions of the CUM as tensions continued to rise over the next decade.

## Wars

### War of Catboy Independence (2017 - 2018)

*main article: War of Catboy Independence*

The first of the Catboy-Mom wars, known as the War of Catboy Independence, was initiated by the newly formed Catboy Kingdom on March 13th 2017 after the Catboy Massacre at Bulgy Wulgy by the Confederacy uf Mothers on March 10th 2017. Violence escalated as guerilla attacks by the Catboy Kingdom intensified over the course of the next few weeks. Skirmishing and fire fights broke out across the Southern CUM between Catboy insurgents and CUM soldiers.

On May 4th a division of CUM soldiers sent to occupy Horsecock was defeated in the Musky Furrest and several weeks later a CUM army was defeated at the battle of Yiff Hill. Following these stunning early victories by the Catboy Kingdom, several major cities and many smaller settlements in the Southern CUM seceded, turning the underground insurgency into a geopolitical entity.

Following these military setbacks, Grand General Karen ordered a major bombing campaign targeting farms and factories in order to destroy Catboy morale and military capability. In late June approximately 300,000 CUM troops were amassed along the border of the disputed territory and a slow reconquest of seceded territory began. Learning from the mistakes made at Musky Furrest and Yiff Hill, Karen's campaign was conducted methodically and carefully. Careful coordination between air, infantry, artillery, and armored units minimized CUM casualties and by the end of September nearly half of the seceded territory was back in CUM hands.

In early October, Karens army was approaching the Capital at Horsecock and King OwO realized that a change of tactics was needed. He organized his guerilla forces into the Catboy National Army (CNA) and decided to defeat General Karen in the field. On the 13th of October, 100,000 CNA soldiers departed from Horsecock and intercepted the advancing CUM army in the fields around Horsecock. On October 14th Grand General Karen smashed the CNA forces and triumphantly marched into Horsecock. King OwO and was able to retreat but this devastating blow nearly led King OwO to sue for peace.

At the end of October, Karen's army marched out of Horsecock and prepared to finalize the conquest of Catboy Kingdom. Returning to Guerilla tactics, the CNA managed to slow and hamper the CUM army as it advanced further South. By the 14th of December 3/4 of the seceded territory was back in CUM hands. However in order to crush the CNA's final strongholds, Karen had to cross the Piss River. Realizing this, King OwO ordered the destruction of almost all the nearby bridges except for the one near the town of Bulgy and prepared for a last stand.

On the 16th of December the CUM army crossed Bulgy Bridge where 50,000 Catboys defeated nearly 200,000 Moms. Grand General Karen was captured and Catboys across the occupied Catboy Kingdom rose up in rebellion at the news of the unexpected victory. Over the course of the next two months the CNA reconquered much of their lost territory and marched into Horsecock on March 2nd, almost a year after the war began. Although Karen was able to escape the month prior, with public support for the war at an all time low, resources running out, and mounting international pressure, she agreed to a peace.

A conference was held at Horsecock that resulted in the Treaty of Horsecock (March 7th 2018). The CUM recognized the Catboy Kingdom as a legitimate state and agreed to a 6 month ceasefire. Furthermore the CUM allowed the Catboy Kingdom to keep all of the seceded territory. Though sporadic border conflicts would continue for several months the war was officially over. In total, nearly 400,000 Catboys were killed or wounded in the fighting with roughly 3/4 being civilian casualties. On the other side, approximately 100,000 Moms were killed or wounded.

### First Peace (2018 - 2019)

Although border skirmishes did not cease in between the War of Catboy Independence and the First Catboy-Mom war, the two nations were not officially at war and used the time to prepare for the inevitable upcoming conflict. With the Treaty of Horsecock, the CUM was forced to cede much of its Southern territory and was severely depleted militarily. Meanwhile the Catboy Kingdom needed time to repair and replenish its military strength.

At a meeting in Sarajevo with High Representative Valentin Inzko of Super Bosnia, King OwO secured a mutual defense agreement against CUM aggression. As a result of developing relations between the Catboy Kingdom and Super Bosnia. In response to developing relations between its two major geopolitical enemies, Karen secured an alliance with longtime ally the People's Republic of Estonia (PRE) forming the PRE-CUM alliance.

By late 2018, 200,000 PRE-CUM troops were garrisoned along the border with the Catboy Kingdom. Super Bosnia, attempting to calm tensions, called for a meeting between the four nations and on December 12th 2018 a conference was held at the 2018 UN Convention. Peace talks broke down when PRE-CUM diplomats refused to acknowledge the Catboy massacre as an act of genocide and refused to relinquish claims on the Catboy Kingdom. On December 16th, Catboy representatives stormed out of the UN and returned to the Catboy Kingdom, believing no progress could be made. The UN warned that they would introduce sanctions if war was declared but the threat was ignored by all parties involved.

### Second Catboy - Mom War (2021 - Present)

*main article: Second Catboy - Mom War*

The Catboys reclaim what was theirs!

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