The Funny Pics Anthem

**By suprise yomama (id. 56403) [5/24/13]**

A long, long time ago,

I can still remember how those
comments used to make me smile

And I knew if I honed my craft,

That I could make those people
laugh and

Maybe they’d be happy for a while

But February made my shiver with
every update StuckPixel delivered

Bad news was not what I expect

I couldn’t click one more “Next”

I can’t remember if I frowned
when I read about his banned account

Something touched me deep inside
the day the funny died

.

So bye bye, Miss Chandelier Bong

Drove my MACWE to the chicken,
but invalid was gone

Them good ol’ boys, Scary Mike
and Riddler, singing…

This’ll be the day I log off

This’ll be the day I log off

.

Did you write StuckPixel’s
contract

And do you have faith in how they
act?

Well, if they tell you so…

Now do you believe in witty
trolls?

Can humor save your mortal soul
and

Can you teach me how to laugh
real slow?

Well now I know that you’re in
love with them

Cause I saw you lol-ling in the
gym

You both kick off your shoes

Man I dig those comments and news

I was a lonely, teenage, lazy
lout

With an iPad and a new account,

But I knew I was in for one hell
of a bout the day the funny died

.

I started singing bye, bye Miss
Chandelier Bong

Drove my MACWE to the chicken,
but invalid was gone

Them good ol’ boys Scary Mike and
Riddler

Singing this’ll be the day I log
off

This’ll be the day I log off

.

Now for ten years, we’ve been
lousy blokes

And moss grows fat on a slowpoke

But that’s….kinda how it used to
be

When God of Funnypics made fun of
the King and Queen

With a joke he borrowed from a
crappy meme

In a voice that was hated by you
and me

Oh and while the King was looking
down,

The “homo” stole his thorny crown

His response was boring and plain

He changed his name out of shame

And while Plants read a book on
plants

The troll group practiced their
many rants

And we were joking about having
friends

The day the funny died

.

We were singing bye, bye Miss
Chandelier Bong

Drove my MACWE to the chicken,
but invalid was gone

Them good ol’ boys Scary Mike and
Riddler, Singing

This’ll be the day I log off

This’ll be the day I log off

.

Helter Skelter in the comments
section,

The Lurkers flew off with no
funny detected

5 star rating and falling far

It landed bad with 1 star

The commenters tried for a Witty
retort,

With the God of Funnypics on the
sidelines in a cast

Now the pictures were sweet
relief while uploaders made some funny treats

We all tried to laugh, oh, but we
never got to pant

‘Cause the commenter tried to
take the field

The uploaders refused to yield

Do you recall what was revealed
the day the funny died?

.

We were singing bye, bye Miss
Chandelier Bong

Drove my MACWE to the chicken,
but invalid was gone

Them good ol’ boys, Scary Mike
and Riddler, singing

This’ll be the day I log off

This’ll be the day I log off

.

And there we were all in one set

A generation lost on the net

With no time left to restart, I
bet

So come on, Jack be witty, Jack
be slick,

Jack Flash sat on a Candlestick,
‘cause

Fire is tommy16’s only friend

And as I watched him below the
pic

I wanted tommy to suck a dick

No angel born in hell could break
that bastard’s spell

And as the rating climbed high
into the night,

To get them to the top of the
fight,

I saw tommy laughing with delight

The day the funny died

.

We were singing bye, bye Miss
Chandelier Bong

Drove my MACWE to the chicken,
but invalid was gone

Them good ol’ boys, Scary Mike
and Riddler singing

This’ll be the day I log off

This’ll be the day I log off

.

I met a girl who joked about the
news

And I asked her if she was
feeling blue

She just smiled and turned away

I went down to the sacred store

Where I saw Jamal years before

But the man there said he hadn’t
been there for months

And in the streets the children
played

The lovers loved and the poets
poeted

So not a word was spoken

Nobody cared that we were broken

And the three most prominent of
our clan,

MACWE, Mike, and the Invalid
Chicken

They tried their hardest not to
throw a fit

The day the funny died

.

And they were singing, bye, bye
Miss Chandelier Bong

Drove my MACWE to the chicken but
invalid was gone

Them good ol’ boys, Scary Mike
and Riddler singing

This’ll be the day I log off

This’ll be the day I log off

.

We were singing bye, bye Miss
Chandelier Bong

Drove my MACWE to the chicken but
invalid was gone

Them good ol’ boys, Scary Mike
and Riddler singing

This’ll be the day I log off

surprise yomama: @Funnypics
Devil, by the way, just as the song was based off of a death of Buddy Holley,
this is based off Jamal being banned.