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Cocktail

**Cocktail** is the first episode of Trendy. It is the second most viewed episode of Trendy, behind Haven't You Done Well 6: $30 Bottle of Wine.

## Plot

Mark is a bartender at a trendy bar when Broden appears. He asks him if they do cocktails, and Mark points to the menu, but Broden says to surprise him. Mark starts maing a cocktail. He uses lots of ice, pours and shakes. He adds garnish and presents it to Broden but isn't done. He shakes it some more, plays Yahtzee with Zach, squeezes the poker chips that he won of their moisture, then summons the Space Boy. He uses tongs to extract an olive from his mouth, then tells Space Boy to fuck off. He presents the drink to Broden but still isn't done. He shakes it some more and calls Larry to help, slicing off his arm and putting it in the blender for the cocktail. He asks Broden if he trusts him, and tells him to remember everything, forming a psychic link with Broden's brain. Broden remembers his whole life, including Harold Pinter's The Dumb Waiter. Mark extracts this ball of memories and puts it into the cocktail. It is done.

Broden goes to drink it but Mark surprises him and Broden smashes the cocktail on the table. However, this is exactly what Broden asked for.

## Characters

* Mark
* Broden
* Zach
* Space Boy (Demi Lardner)
* Larry (Xavier Michelides)

## Trivia

* The sketch was filmed at Francescas Bar, Northcote.
Janet

**Janet** is a character that appeared in Being Bigoted in the Workplace, the first episode of the 1999 series. The actor she is played by is as of yet unknown.

She is a worker in the 1999 Office. She has a great pair of double degrees in both business and law; she's above the rest.

Regular Bill pointed her out, and said he loved her to bits. (*Being Bigoted in the Workplace*)
Deputy Mark

**Deputy Mark** is a character played by Mark Bonanno in Podcast Ep 156 - Welcome To The Old West.
He is a deputy under the Sheriff. He chews eating tobaccco and whisks eggs, and loves pecan pie.

## Biography

From the day he was born, Deputy Mark loved Cowdoy. However, 20 years ago Cowdoy shot and killed the Sheriff's wife Macy, who Deputy Mark was also in love with.

The Sheriff and Deputy Mark later located Cowdoy in Western America. Cowdoy shot them, but then offered to lasso with them. When Cowdoy sang his lasso song, the Sheriff was persuaded to make Cowdoy his other deputy. Deputy Mark did not accept this so the Sheriff said they should fight in a duel to decide. Instead, Cowdoy talked to Deputy Mark on the prairie. He expressed his annoyance that Cowdoy interrupted him so much, but also expressed his love for him. the Sheriff interrupted this conversation and Mark criticised him for this, forcing him to step down and promote Cowdoy to sheriff instead. Deputy Mark protested this, but went to war in Iran with Cowdoy when he became President. They accidentally went to Disneyland instead, which Deputy Mark enjoyed. They then went to Universal Studios where they met Jizzy Jeff and went on the Transformers ride. He witnessed Cowdoy's fake death. (*Podcast Ep 156 - Welcome To The Old West*)
Aunty Donna's World's Greatest Showbag

**Aunty Donna's World's Greatest Showbag** was a 2014 live show by Aunty Donna that took place during the 2014 Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

## Promotion

The show was promoted through three trailers.

## Reception

The show recieved 4.5 stars from the Herald Sun, who called the show "uproarious, high-octane comedy that hits the ground running and does not lift its foot off the pedal till the very last minute."

## Shows

1. ↑ https://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/comedy-festival/aunty-donnas-worlds-greatest-showbag-/news-story/6875ac5d421ff666950dbed6a44939f2
Craig Mazin

**Craig Mazin** is a character played by Mark Bonanno in Podcast EP 152 - Inside Glenridge Secondary College With Craig Mazin.

Craig is a Canadian writer and journalist.

He hosted a recap podcast for the Glennridge Secondary College series, alongside writers Crug Mazin and Creg Mazin. (*Podcast EP 152 - Inside Glenridge Secondary College With Craig Mazin*)
Haven't You Done Well 9: Slippy Floors

**Haven't You Done Well 9: Slippy Floors** is the ninth video in the Haven't You Done Well series.

## Synopsis

Zach and Broden came home from a glorious night at the opera only to discover that Mark has waxed the floors something mighty. From here on things get super slippy but hey don't just take my word for it. Give it a watch and find out.

## Plot

Zach and Broden are singing a song after a trip to the opera, but they start slipping on the floor becuase Mark, who is homeless, has just finished waxing it. Broden starts slipping again and Mark feels like a regular Cosmo Kramer. Broden practices his dance routine before he sees the Foseys, but falls over. They can't stop twirling. Zach tries to dry the floor, but slips. He also falls and dies. Maddy Ruane, Zach's cousin, appears saying she came as soon as she heard of his death. She has a bucket of banana peels which she puts on the floor. Mark empties a big bucket of marbles onto the floor also. Nurse Ashanti appears with some rare plasma but slips. Maddy also slips and dies. Cool Zeke, Zach and Maddy's cousin, appears and he is ready to do a skate competition. A Postman appears, ready to deliver some priceless fine crystals. He walks across the floor completely fine, but sees the body of Maddy and sings "what the fuck."

## Characters

* Zach
* Broden
* Mark
* Maddy Ruane
* Nurse Ashanti
* Cool Zeke
* Postman
Dr Shim Sham

**Dr Shim Sham** is a character played by Mark Bonanno in the Aunty Donna Podcast.

When Mark got a sick tummy from drinking a gatorade and eating a milk and cookies Hershey's bar, he came to Dr Shim Sham, who said he may be lactose intolerant. He gave Mark some over-the-counter pepto bismol but Mark ate a bag of diahorrea medication with it, thinking it looked like candy corn. (*Podcast Ep 102 - COOKED AF*)
Hug The Sun

Official Hug The Sun poster

**Hug The Sun** is a web series created by Xavier Michelides and Ben Russell which was produced by Aaron McCann, Johnny Ma and Aunty Donna. It is hosted on the Grouse House YouTube channel in mid-2021.

## Description

The series takes the form of a fictional rebroadcast of a previously lost children's TV program that was on the air from 1988 to 1991. It is said to have been remastered from old VHS tapes found in garage sales and rubbish dumps around Australia. It seems to be an attempt of a cult to produce children's content, and is presented by hosts BJ, Linda, Trina and Trent. This cult worships the sun god Oxtos.

## Episodes

There is also a trailer and bonus content.

## Credits

Produced by Haven't You Done Well Productions and Johnny Ma Films

Series Created by Xavier Micheledes and Ben Russell

Written by Bonnie Davies, Andrea Gibbs, Xavier Michelides, Erin Michelle and Ben Russell.

Starring Ben Russell, Xavier Michelides, Andrea Gibbs and Bonnie Davies.

Co-starring Broden Kelly, Zachary Ruane, Mark Bonanno, Greg Larsen, Ben Sutton, Anne Edmonds, Erin Michelle, Sean Conway, Farren Wood, Magnus Danger Magnus.

With George Davies, Henry Inglis, Aaron McCann, Johnny Ma.

Director Aaron McCann.

Producers Giordi Caputo, Johnny Ma, Aaron McCann.

Cinematographers A.J. Coultier, Alastair Duffield.

Production designers Maddison Haywood, Pia Novacsek .

Executive Producers Max Miller, Tom Armstrong, Mark Bonanno, Broden Kelly, Sam Lingham, Zachary Ruane.

Costume Design - Ingrid Beilharz, Texx Montana.

Editor - Elaine Smith.

Sound Designer - Xoe Baird.

Composer - Robert Woods.

Additional Music - Scott Griffith.

Production Managers - Giordi Caputo, Clare Toonen.

1st Assistant Directors - Giordi Caputo, Charmaine Murray.

Location Managers - Giordi Caputo, Dan Thom.

Unit Managers - Giordi Caputo, Regina Wong.

Camera Operators/Data Wranglers - Ben Berkhout, Wye Keen Wong.

Gaffers - Eduardo Martinez, Hannah Palmer, Scott Pope.

Art Director (VIC) - Elena Lyons-Dawson.

Art Department - Charlotte Heycock, Jordan Paolillo, Mark Reeves.

Wardrobe Assistant (VIC) - Petria Hogarth.

Make-Up & Hair - Amanda Lissant-Clayton, Tess Rowe.

Puppet Fabricator (WA) - Chloe Flockart.

Sound Recordists - Nick McKenzie, David Ross.

Animation - Winston Foo, Max Joyce, Jamie Mac, Dung Nguyen.

Studios - Stupid Old Studios (VIC), Johnny Ma Studios (WA).

Finance - Screen Australia: Lee Naimo, Screenwest: Franziska Wagenfeld.

Stock Footage - Pond5, Audio Network, Australian Broadcasting Corporation.
Dracula Zach

**Dracula Zach** is a character played by Zachary Ruane in Haven't You Done Well 8: Halloween.
He refers to himself as Zach Ruane, but he is a vampire. He scares the shit out of Mark. He sucks blood, but loves Dairy Milk chocolate. Instead of needing permission to come in like a normal vampire, he goes when he is told to leave.

## Appearances

### Haven't You Done Well 8: Halloween

Mark and Broden open the door to him, and give him a Dairy Milk chocolate, then say he should go, which he does.
Family Feud

**Family Feud** is a live sketch that was performed at the Enmore Theatre in Newtown, New South Wales. It is the second video in the Live at the Enmore series.

## Behind the Scenes

Mark, Broden and Zach show us around the Enmore Theatre. THey have 10 cameras plus a rover. They've sold 40 tickets, but have a lot of blow up dolls to get them to 80, given Zach doesn't fuck them all first.

## Plot

Grant Denyer introduces himself. He's five foot tall and a fuckhead. He introduces the Smith family, who are playing the game, who are called Bill, Ben, Janiel and Danuary. They have a sick boy at home, so want to win the trip to Hawaii to lift his spirits and give him a fighting chance. Grant Denyer explains the rules; they survey 100 people and the top answers come up on the board.

The first question is "things you put in your mouth," to which Bill answers "a walk in the park." This is incorrect. Ben answers "a second hand VHS of Home Alone 3," not including the cover, which Bill says is a problem for Ben. This is also incorrect. Janiel answers "shotgun," which is what his grandfather did, but it's okay because he's dead. This is incorrect. Danuary says he wakes up in the morning, gets out of bed, notices his breath is smelly so he goes to the bathroom, picks up his toothbrush, put it toward his mouth, and it casts a shadow. Janiel asks Grant Denyer if he is aware of the power of shadows, saying that's their answer; "**ARE YOU AWARE OF THE POWER OF SHADOWS.**" This is on the board, so they get to go to Hawaii. Danuary says their son isn't really sick, because they've been putting bleach in his soup. However, "bleach in his soup," is on the board! They celebrate.

## Characters

* Grant Denyer (Broden Kelly)
* Bill Smith (Mark Bonanno)
* Ben Smith (Zachary Ruane)
* Janiel Smith (Mark Bonanno)
* Danuary Smith (Zachary Ruane)
* Danuary Smith's Son (referenced)
* Janiel Smith's Grandfather (referenced)
Dr Michelle Brasier

**Dr Michelle Brasier, M.D.** is a character played by Michelle Brasier in The School Nurse: A Special Report in Glennridge Secondary College and 'Lympics in Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.
She is a doctor. She worked as a school nurse before moving on to become the most sought after sports physician in the industry. She doesn't like her job, and doesn't see much difference between the patients at the school and the office.

She worked as a school nurse at Glennridge Secondary College for some time. (*The School Nurse: A Special Report*)

Later, she became a sports doctor. Broden came to her after Mark hit him in the head with a shotput, and Mark came with an itchy arrow to the chest. Broden said that he built it and they didn't come to her. Zach had pulled his ham string, and Mark had run into a visual effects makeup team that had given him a fake injury. She helped the Synchronised Swimmers to become in sync again when they dived into her mug. Broden rode his BMX in her office and Mark tried to cum there. He also claimed he was drowning in emails, and was attacked by a Shark, which Brasier didn't know what to do about. A fancy man played croquet in her office also, Captain Hook came looking for Peter Pan and Jan appeared but Brasier recognised her as Zach instantly.
Glennridge Secondary College Song

**Glennridge Secondary College Song** is the first episode in the Glennridge Secondary College series.

## Official synopsis

It’s our new high school comedy web series! We start off with our school song, performed by a cappella group Vocally Owned featuring the students of Glennridge. What a funny school lol, can’t wait to see all the mischief and jokes that come in the next sketches and episodes. School’s back, baby!
Coca-Cola

The **Coca-Cola** is a character played by Mark Bonanno in Podcast Ep 73 - "Rural Jam".

It is a bottle of Coca-Cola, the hottest selling Coca-Cola product. It speaks extremely fast, has a tight entry market, is agender, and has hands.

## Biography

It called into the Aunty Donna Podcast to talk about the feud between Coca-Cola and Domino's. Don Meij managed to slow its speech down by 8 times, and heard it saying "I'm gonna fuckin kill ya kid". It apologised for hurting Don's little baby feelings. Pepsi came in the door and said to suck its dick, but Coca-Cola said to eat its shit. Don said Pepsi was his new girlfriend despite Coca-Cola having the tightest entry market because Pepsi tasted like Coca-Cola but sweeter. He said Coca-Cola didn't call him back, wasn't available and couldn't be bulk bought. Coca-Cola said it wanted to be there when he rolled out the ice cream machines, but Don had cut him out of his life. It called Don a lying c\*\*t. Thankfully, Rural Jan broke up the fighting with her yoghurt. (*Podcast Ep 73 - "Rural Jam"*)
Cowdoy in the City 2

**Cowdoy in the City 2** is a promotional video stunt to promote Aunty Donna's Coffee Cafe, the third one released. This video is a sequel to Looking For Cowdoy Instead Of Promoting Our Netflix Show.

## Plot

The boys in their office are about to start discussing promotional stunts for Aunty Donna's Coffee Cafe, but Cowdoy In The City 2 is already written on the whiteboard. Zach becomes deliriously excited by this prospect while Mark firmly objects, as Broden feels sequels never work out, like Sex in the City 2.

The boys follow Cowdoy around as he does various activities, like picking up a coathanger, humping a rail, moving a sign to help a truck, and taking photos with passerbys. Mark has to stop him from running into traffic. Cowdoy gets ice cream from Cup n Cones and he announces it's time for him to go to Abu Dhabi to meet Mr Brigg.

Cowdoy does not have a passport but he is able to fly there regardless, and we see a shot of him at the Doha International Airport. He then flies to Denmark, and we see Cowdoy in Copenhagen. He turns around telling a passerby to stick em up, then text appears on the screen informing the viewers that Cowdoy died in Copenhagen, and that this is canon.
Jerry Springer

Jerry Springer is a TV show host who did an episode in the Aunty Donna Podcast within an episode of Punk'd. He has been doing his show for twenty years. He coined the final thought.

## Biography

Jerry Springer was looking at men who finger their friends under the guise of them being Beluga whales, having Zach and Broden with him. Zach explained to Jerry that he has been good friends with Mark and Broden for five years and friends with Broden for 900 years, and that Mark sometimes pretends to be a beluga whale. Jerry concluded that sometimes it gets messy fingering your friends who are pretending to be whales, and was interrupted by Broden starting to make fart noises. He then looked at men who coin Jerry Springer's asshole, his guest being Broden Kelly. Broden then revealed they were all on Punk'd. (*Podcast EP 10*)
Ellen DeGeneres

"*THREE TOYOTA COROLLAS!*"
―Ellen
**Ellen DeGeneres** is a character played by Broden Kelly and based upon the talk show host Ellen DeGeneres, that appears in Ellen (or: A Parody of the Television Show Ellen) and Treasure.

She hosts The Ellen Show where she gives gifts to people who have been through a rough time. Through her contacts, she is able to turn people into gods.

Once, she recieved a letter from a young girl called Kate whose younger sister Jessica had been through a rough time. She proceeded to give Jessica many things including $10,000 in cash, her long lost father, a new Panasonic 3D TV, a visit to Noosa with a meeting with both Redfoo and Paul Newman, a $20 voucher for Paul Newman's Own salad dressing, blood diamonds, a 9 by 19 mm Walther P99 German semi-automatic pistol, a blue orb of magical energy, the powers of a god, and 3 Nissan Pulsars. (*Ellen (or: A Parody of the Television Show Ellen)*)

Ellen wrote in to the Aunty Donna Podcast in 2019, asking why Zach chose Universal Studios as the setting for their Cowdoy podcast. Zach replied that he wanted to make it feel niche but accessible through people's knowledge of different IPs such as Transformers. (*Podcast Ep 156 - Welcome To The Old West*)

On another episode of her show in 2020, Mark had sent a letter to her about Zach, saying he was $10,000 in debt and that his car had broken down. When she called Zach, he thought she was Terrence Malick, but they saw her on the TV. Ellen took Zach on an adventure similar to that of Jessica's in which he found his long lost father, then met Elisha Cuthbert and Paul Newman. Zach got a Samsung tablet, a visit to Thailand, a $20 voucher for Paul Newman's Own salad dressing, blood diamonds, a 9 by 19mm Walther P99 German semi-automatic pistol, a blue orb of magical energy, the powers of a god and three Toyota Corollas. (*Treasure*)
Jessica (Ellen)

**Jessica** is a character played by Zachary Ruane that appears in Ellen (or: A Parody of the Television Show Ellen) in Live at the Enmore.

Her older sister is Kate. She has been through a rough time; her mummy is sick with type 2 dia- cancer, her father went missing in the Iraqi wars, she was $10,000 in debt and her car broke down.

She answered a phone call to Ellen DeGeneres and now she is a murderer of the Man With the Blue Tie as well as a god. She owns 3 Nissan Pulsars, $10,000 in cash, a Panasonic 3D TV, and a 9 by 19 mm Walter P99 German semi-automatic pistol.

## Appearances

### Ellen (or: A Parody of the Television Show Ellen)

Kate tells Ellen via letter about her misfortune, and she calls her when she is eating a chicken. Ellen tells her to go to her front door, open her front door and tell her what's outside her driveway outside her front door. Jessica sees a Nissan Pulsar, gets in and Ellen tells her to open the glove compartment, where she finds $10,000 in cash. She takes the Nissan for a drive, but sees a mysterious figure, which is her long lost father. She embraces him, but finds a television remote on his back, and turns around to see a new Panasonic 3D TV, which she thinks is better than her father. The TV is playing footage of Noosa in Queensland, Australia, where she is right now. She goes snorkeling and sees RedFoo riding a galapagos turtle. RedFoo gives her a $20 oucher for Paul Newman's Own Salad Dressing, which she is told to take to a nearby grocery store. Paul Newman is working behind the counter and she remarks that she loved him as the voice of Doc Hudson in Cars. She gives him the voucher, and he gives her blood diamonds, which Ellen needs her to take to the Czechoslovakian consulate in Shanghai. The old wisened man manning the concierge there exchanges the blood diamonds for chips for the Shang Zhao Casino in downtown Shanghai. She is told to exit through the front door, where there is a man with a scar on his left cheek and a sky blue tie. She is then told to exit through the back corridor and a fire escape, pursued by blue ties. She goes in the door immediately to her right, and sees a black SUV out the window of the office. She gets in and is pursued by a 1974 Mustang driven by the man with the blue tie, then is told to take out a 9 by 19 mm Walter P99 German semi-automatic pistol from the glove compartment and shoots the man, killing him. At the casino, she heads to the roulette table and places the chips on 34 red, winning a blue orb of magical energy. She steps inside the orb, and gets a second Nissan Pulsar, which she drives until it flies. She sees a wormhole, which she travels through.

SHE SEES EVERYTHING. SHE SEES ALL CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE. SHE SEES THE BEGINNING AND THE END. **SHE SEES AS HER PHYSICAL FORM DROPS AWAY AND SHE BECOMES NO LONGER MORTAL BUT WHAT YOU MAY CALL A GOD**.

She also sees a third Nissan Pulsar.
Finder x Aunty Donna

**finder x Aunty Donna** is a series of videos created by finder.com.au, an Australian price comparison site, starring Aunty Donna.

## Episodes

1. Riding the Crypto Coaster
2. I've got the best mobile plan in the world
3. Protect yourself before you wreck yourself
4. Millennial Spending Rebel
5. This one's for the point hackers
6. The NBN is coming to town
Crooked Cop

The **Crooked Cop** is a character played by a John Wood in Bikie Wars in the Fresh Blood series, and later by Zachary Ruane in Bikie Wars (Live Version) in Live at the Enmore.

He's a corrupt policeman that takes bribes. He wears a light blue shirt with a police badge and a long beige coat. He thinks gangsters like the Bikie Man are big roughies.

He once caught the Bikie Man, telling him to give him a bribe or the drugs would stop, and that he'd put him in handcuffies. In response, the Bikie Man shot him in the chest, killing him. (*Bikie Wars*)

In a later encounter, he said he was from the police and that he was there to arrest both the Bikie Man and his geese. He was again killed by the Bikie Man. (*Bikie Wars (Live Version)*)
Coo Coo Crazy Curtin

Coo Coo Crazy Curtin was an Australian politician who served as the 14th prime minister. He was in office from 1941 until his death in 1945. He moved Australia's main relationship with England to America, America now being their main ally. He is also a little crazy.

## Biography

Coo Coo Crazy Curtain spoke with Starvin Stalin, who did not like him in World War II. Moussey Mussolini asked him if he liked the mousse, and Coo Coo Crazy Curtin responded the only thing he liked more than mouse was taking his pants and running around. Zach said he didn't think this character through and Coo Coo Crazy Curtin left. (*Podcast Ep 141 - Zach, Stalin and Mussolini*)
Gino

Gino being surprised by Broden arriving in Aunty Donna's Coffee Cafe

Gino is Broden's drug dealer who sells him steroids. He works at a gym and knows a lot about cash, and the historical figures depicted on them. Gino has a TikTok account where he is seen describing a man as "not natty'.

## Biography

Gino was surprised by Broden, someone who he sells steroids to, coming to his place of work. Gino greeted him as his favourite customer who buys and uses steroids. Gino said he loved steroids because they make him look and feel amazing, slapped his biceps, and screamed. He asked if Broden was there to purchase any steroids, who said no, because he was full of steroids from breakfast. He asked again if Broden wanted to buy steroids there, but Broden needed him to explain the historical figures on the bank notes. He told Broden he would find them at the cemetery, then told him the steroids had fucked his brain. He said he would keep selling them however, and grunted in a manly fashion. (We're Getting a Toilet Door)
Linda

**Linda** is a character played by Andrea Gibbs in Hug The Sun.
Linda was one of the main presenters of the children's TV show Hug The Sun from 1988 to 1991.

In episode 205 of Hug The Sun, she helped introduce the episode. She joins Paps O'Sullivan on his magic show, suggesting the children imagine the doves when Paps says they're all dead. She introduced a story from the Book of Oxtos and helped outro the episode as well. (*Gratitude*)
FIFA Ex

**FIFA Ex** is a sketch in Insert Coin.

## Plot

FIFA approaches Rose. It has been a year since they broke up. Rose got a promotion, and FIFA has been working on his bod. He has moving leg hairs now, as well as like 10 facial expressions, and when he gets mud on him it stays for the whole game. He can make lasting relationships now, he can wiggle his fingies, he has better box art, and it's not impossible for him to score. He says he misses Rose, but NBA 2K17 approaches and Rose introduces him to FIFA. Rose and NBA 2K17 leave the cafe. FIFA says he can play with girls and has heaps of celebrations, like dabbing.

## Characters

* FIFA (Zachary Ruane)
* Rose (Sarah Reuben)
* NBA 2K17 (Jack O'Reilly)
Mrs Mr Mirror

Mrs Mr Mirror is the wife of Mr Mirror, who owns a mirror shop. Her first name is Janet and she is from South Africa. She had a stroke at the age of four, and she likes to skip rope.

## Biography

Mrs Mr Mirror greeted Broden and Mark at the mirror shop she and her husband run. She spoke with Mark as he was sexist and would only speak to women. She revealed while being called by Mark that an important part of her stroke recovery was learning to act. (*Podcast EP 13*)
Ginger

**Ginger** is a character played by Rekha Shankar in Dating in Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.
She is a friend of Violet and Hat, and likes to dance in trendy bars.

She went to a trendy bar with Violet and Hat on a Friday night, where Zach approached her. Zach later claimed that he told the funniest joke ever and that they laughed and said he was funnier than Chandler Bing. She allegedly begged him to dance with them, then Different Hat took them to a new club called Definitely Not Our House. In reality, Zach's joke fell flat and she went ti the bar with Different Hat without Zach. (*Dating*)
AD Club Netflix Poddy - Ep 7 - Structure

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**AD Club Netflix Poddy - Ep 7 - Structure** is the seventh episode of the Aunty Donna Podcast's Netflix poddy about Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.

## Topics

* Catering
* The intangibility of structure (and catering)
* The structure of the Netflix show vs previous pilots
* Hack plots
* Fuck character
* Worms & maggots
Michelle Brasier's Teacher

Mr. [beep] was Michelle's math teacher in Year 9. He had a stroke and had to regain his equilibrium and learn how to walk.

## Biography

Michelle received a call from Mr. [beep] on the Aunty Donna Podcast to tell her to stop telling people he fingered her. He never fingered her once, he would never finger her now, he would never finger her there, he wouldn't finger her on the beach, he wouldn't finger her out of reach. Michelle never told anyone he fingered her, she was talking about a classmate. His doctor Dr. Fernanda called in having been looking for him, explaining since the stroke he'd been getting very confused. Michelle told Dr. Fernanda Mr. [beep] could finger whoever he wished now, except students. (*Podcast EP 11 Feat. MICHELLE BRASIER*)
Old Man Pete (sketch)

**Old Man Pete** is a sketch from when Joe Kosky was still in the group. It was posted on Aunty Donna's Facebook page to promote Aunty Donna's Sexy Secret Show.

## Plot

Aunty Donna go to Sovereign Hill. They sit down in the Ansett Theatre to watch *Courting in the 1850s* by Old Man Pete. In it, Pete attempts to court a woman, but a lot of what he says is bleeped out due to its extreme obscenity.
Mr Auctioneer

**Mr Auctioneer** is a character played by Zachary Ruane that appears in "New Show" - FULL HOUR SPECIAL.
He is an auctioneer who only speaks as if he is selling something in an auction.

## Appearances

### "New Show" - FULL HOUR SPECIAL

Broden introduces police sketch artist Michael to him and he explains the features of the person he's looking for. Later, he orders food from the Pizza Man in a trendy French restaurant in Sydney with Broden.
Figure 09

**Figure 09** was a production company consisting of Max Miller and Tom Armstrong that did visuals and audio respectively. It merged with Aunty Donna around 2013, after collaborating with them in several projects, to create the Aunty Donna we know today. The duo specialised in short films, music videos, promotional trailers, and show reels for actors. They were credited for Rumpus Room and Aunty Donna and the Fax Machine Shop.
My Name is Link not Zelda!

**My Name is Link not Zelda!** is a sketch in Insert Coin. It was released on Insert Coin's YouTube channel.

## Plot

Link approaches the bar and asks for a whiskey sour. Elly at the bar recognises him, saying she idolised him as a kid and used to run around kicking bushes. She asks for his autograph which he gives her. She can't believe she's meeting Zelda. He corrects her by saying he is Link, but she insists his name is Zelda. Link explains that Zelda is the princess but she laughs. She asks the bartender if he knows who he is, and the bartender says he's called Zelda, and loved him in Majora's Mask. He calls a crowd over, and one of the girls asks for a selfie. Link tries to leave, but ends up shouting that he is not Zelda, he is Link. He uses his ocarina to teleport away. Zelda approaches the bar and sits next to Elly.

## Characters

* Link (Broden Kelly)
* Elly (Elly Squire)
* Bartender (Matt Saraceni)
* Zelda Groupies (Amberly Cull, Sarah Reuben, Paul Richards, Amy Moule)
* Zelda (Sophie Kneebone)
DRU AI

**DRU AI** is an artificial intelligence that appears in Aunty Donna's Dominos Special.
It is a robot that rates Dominos pizza, based in the Dominos Australia headquarters in Brisbane.

While on a tour of the premises, Don Meij showed it to the boys. They questioned how powerful DRU could get, because it could put Don out of a job or kill people. Don said DRU was not a robot, but Broden became suspicious that Don might be, and tried to communicate with him by saying "110111". (*Aunty Donna's Dominos Special*)
Patreon Poddy 69 - Ep 21 - Party Quirks 2

### Characters

* A contemporary action film director who is buff, but he only learnt his lines last night and is struggling to remember them on the first run through but is trying to hide the fact (Mark)
* The spirit of Christmas but every time he acknowledges Christmas he is called by the IRA who shoots a member of his family, and every time Broden guesses who he is his voice becomes higher pitch (Tom Armstrong)
* A pair of nervous knobbly knees that loves sounding out diphthongs whose man is about to jump off a cliff into the ocean after the girl he likes, and the man is scared of heights (Zach)

### This is Patreon exclusive content - please don't include full breakdowns or any unannounced information.

**Patreon Poddy 69 - Ep 21 - Party Quirks 2** is the twenty-first episode of the Aunty Donna Podcast's 69 Era poddy.
Jesus Christ

### Last seen

Podcast Ep 129 - Chris's Email Suggestion Part 2 (Stop Listening At The 45 Minute Mark)

## Relationships

### Enemies

Judas Iscariot

**Jesus Christ** is a character referenced in "New Show" - FULL HOUR SPECIAL.
Jesus Christ is a religious figure at the centre of Christianity. He doesn't know how to fix the WiFi, but can make two minute noodles.

Jesus once took part in a threesome with Gary and Jessica, who was cheating on Picky Dicky Doo, essentially commiting adultery. In the threesome, he entered Jessica from behind and they took a photo. When Picky died, Jesus was at the gates to heaven, and Picky realised Jesus was in this photo. Picky showed Jesus the photo and he started crying and begging for forgiveness. Picky got Jesus to fix his WiFi but this didn't work (*"New Show" - FULL HOUR SPECIAL*).

Judas has betrayed Jesus several times in exchange for silver. In the 1940s, Judas portrayed him in a Christmas play. (*Podcast Ep 118 - Judas*)

Judas tried to poison Jesus in exchange for some silver from Ben Mendelsohn, but Andrew W.K. the Goldfish kept forgetting he had ordered drinks for everyone and this complicated Judas' chances of succeeding. He thought the bartender, Pilly Pimms, was making eyes at him, and gave Pilly his number. He said he had had a girlfriend, but that she'd recently left him for Judas. He also claimed he had first met Andrew W.K. in 1967, though Andrew had forgotten him. (*Podcast Ep 129 - Chris's Email Suggestion Part 2 (Stop Listening At The 45 Minute Mark)*)

Mark claimed that he once prayed to Jesus and fucked him too. (*Treasure*)

## Appearances

* Podcast Ep 45 - WE'RE GOING TO AMERICA THIS WEEK
* Podcast Ep 64 Feat. ROVE
* "New Show" - FULL HOUR SPECIAL
* Podcast Ep 107 - Oceans 14 Part 2 Feat BEN RUSSELL
* Podcast Ep 126 - Chris's Email Suggestion Part 1
* Podcast Ep 129 - Chris's Email Suggestion Part 2 (Stop Listening At The 45 Minute Mark)
* Podcast Ep 250 - Aunty Donna Podcast Credits
Michelle Pfeiffer

**Michelle Pfeiffer** is a celebrity referenced in Afternoon Sillies. Her Wikipedia page can be found here.

She is an actor, but also Broden's girlfriend. She likes Warner Bros Movie World.

## Appearances

### Afternoon Sillies (referenced)

Broden takes a call from her on a banana while suffering from liquefied petroleum gas poisoning, saying she is his girlfriend.

### "New Show" - FULL HOUR SPECIAL (referenced)

Zach says that she and Goldie Hawn would approve of Warner Bros Movie World in Australia. Later, Kate and Kate suggest a movie featuring her, who Stepdad Steve says he loves. However, he says uncle Larry loves her more.

## Trivia

* In episode 20 of Mish and Zach's Leguizamarama, Zach says that when he was growing up, his dad loved her as well as Catriona Rowntree.
Motivational Speaker Who Lacks Confidence

The **Motivational Speaker Who Lacks Confidence** is a character played by Zachary Ruane in Housemates in Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.
He is a motivational speaker, but he has confidence issues. He wears a black turtleneck.

He applied to be a housemate in the Big Ol' House of Fun but was rejected, likely because of his lack of confidence and because Mark refused to get off his bottom (*Housemates*).
Jimmy (Podcast Ep 129)

### First seen

Podcast Ep 129 - Chris's Email Suggestion Part 2 (Stop Listening At The 45 Minute Mark)

## Relationships

### Enemies

Broden

**Jimmy** is a character played by Zachary Ruane in Podcast Ep 129 - Chris's Email Suggestion Part 2 (Stop Listening At The 45 Minute Mark).

Jimmy appeared on the podcast in an obvious attempt by Zach to continue it after it had been going for over an hour. Broden promptly shot and killed him. (*Podcast Ep 129 - Chris's Email Suggestion Part 2 (Stop Listening At The 45 Minute Mark)*)
Hazelwood Power Station

**Hazelwood Power Station** is a character played by Zachary Ruane on Podcast Ep 186 - A Harry Potter Fan And The Rock!!!.

It is a now shuttered brown coal power station in the Latrobe Valley, Zach's home town.

It joined the Aunty Donna Podcast, introduced itself and promptly left. (*Podcast Ep 186 - A Harry Potter Fan And The Rock!!!*)
Donald Trump

**Donald Trump** is a character played by several people and appearing in several podcasts, based on the real Donald Trump.

He is the biggest bully of all. He hates hispanic people but loves taco bowls. He has a silly haircut and is a racist.

He first met the boys when he called in to the Aunty Donna Podcast and talked about himself. He called Mark a \*bleeeeeeeeeeeeep\*. He joined them in answering fan questions while drinking cum, and confessed to eating all the dinosaurs. He stayed while Woody Allen called in, but left quietly. (*Podcast EP 2*)

While on the podcast, Manu Feildel claimed he had met him on the set of *Ready Steady Cook* where Trump brought in cheesecake, bacon, capsicum, feta cheese and a strawberry, then made strawberry cheesecake using the strawberry and some cheesecake. He said Trump had recruited him as his chief counsel, though later denied the fact. (*Podcast Ep 62 LIVE FROM SOHO THEATRE LONDON*)

Within Broden's dream, Trump fired Manu from La Cirque, Ready Steady Cook, his Magnum deal, and his line of food for Hoyts Lux cinema. He also fired Mark. (*Podcast Ep 117 - Paradise Pier Hotel's References*)

## Appearances

* Podcast EP 2 (Zach)
* Podcast Ep 48 - Recorded In Seattle (Mark)
* Podcast Ep 65 Feat. ROVE PART 2 (Broden)
* Podcast EP 79 Feat. BEN RUSSELL (Ben Russell)
* Podcast Ep 117 - Paradise Pier Hotel's References (soundboard)
* Podcast Ep 213 - Doctor Broden (Mark)
* Podcast Ep 223 - Top 10 Batman Characters (Broden)
* Podcast Ep 240 - Wacky Zak n Mak (Zach and Mark)
Patreon Poddy 69 - Ep 18 - Tenet

### This is Patreon exclusive content - please don't include full breakdowns or any unannounced information.

**Patreon Poddy 69 - Ep 18 - Tenet** is the eighteenth episode of the Aunty Donna Podcast's 69 Era poddy.

## Topics

* Watching 30 minutes of Tenet
* Glenelg
* Palindromes over emotional arcs
* Brutalism
* Understanding the film
* Primer
* Opera house location (Linnahall)
* Nolan's tendency to not shoot people
* Tom loves Tenet
* Temple of Doom
* The soundtrack
* 'As someone who's made Social Media IRL the sketch, sometime you've got to make something for you'
* Maximalist vs Minimalist directors
* The opening title
* Denzel Washington's son
* Chastising creators for doing what they do (see also Aunty Donna and the Chili Peppers)
* Cutting the time travel
* Malcolm & Marie
* Not thinking about it
* Moon
* Interstellar vs 2001: A Space Odyssey
* Tenet is Mark's favourite movie
* 'Nolan loves a cunt hiring himself'
* Robert Pattinson's career
* Paul Bettany's casting as Vision
* Broden turned down Twilight
* Tom and Broden saw Tenet at Gold Class
* Zach saw it at Hoyts Xtremescreen
* Ludwig Göransson
* Ken Jeong
* What is the human story in Tenet
* Irréversible
* Nolan is good at action (see also Mad Max: Fury Road)
* Other film candidates (Saving Private Ryan, The Power Of One, Hook)
* Joe can't come on the show to watch Shrek because Joe Shrek now
* Look forward to Zach's video essay Architecture In Storytelling: The Strengths of Tenet
Mr. Bull!

**Mr. Bull!** is the sixth episode of 1999.

## Plot

Broden is in his office when he is told by Susan over the telephone that Mr. Bull, the new IT consultant, is there. Mr. Bull proceeds to stompy stomp all over Broden's office. Mr. Bull says he's a graduate of Cambridge University with a masters in both IT and being a bull. Susan brings some hay for Mr. Bull. A Spaniard attacks Mr. Bull, and kills him, just after Susan leaves to get the Spaniard and Mr. Bull a long black coffee and some orange juice respectively. Mr. Bull dies held to the Spaniard's bosom. Mr. Bull said he eats hay and sometimes twisties.

In the after credit scene, Broden eats a VHS for lunch, and drinks VCR film.

## Characters

* Broden
* Susan (Michelle Brasier)
* Mr. Bull (Zachary Ruane)
* Spaniard (Mark Bonanno)
Montview College Presents: Condoms (or) Safe Sex and How To Do it!

**Montview College Presents: Condoms (or) Safe Sex and How To Do it!** is the first episode of A Play in 3 Acts.

## YouTube Description

In 2002 the people you know as Aunty Donna were in year 9. This is an educational video they did for a PE assignment on Safe Sex. Their Media teacher, Mr. Bonanno (or Dad to Mark lol) helped out with the editing and shooting. May he rest in peace.

## Plot

The sketch introduces itself as a video for Year 9 health class, called Much-Ado About Knobbing (safe sex and how to do it).

### Act 1

Broden is sitting and Mark is standing in the living room. Broden asks if Mark got to the football scores Friday, and Mark says no because he was playing COD on his Xbox. Broden says he has a mod chip. Zach appears and says he asked Stephanie Rogers out on a date and she said yes, but he's nervous because she's experienced. Broden says he and Mark will teach him all about how to pick up girls and also how to put a condom on his penis. Mark says he loves porn. Zach says porn is fun, but it can effect your relationships in a negative way and alter your perception of what sex really is. Mark asks what's wrong with porn.

### Act 2

Broden approaches a shopkeeper and buys some bananas. Zach also buys one condom and some carrots for practice. The shopkeeper says there's nothing embarrassing about buying condoms. Zach says it's not as embarrassing as he thought. Mark appears with a porno magazine.

### Act 3

Zach is walking down the street when he gets a phone call from Stephanie, who says she is ready for sex. He goes to freshen up.

### The Final Act

Broden offers Mark a cola but Mark says he's a juice and beer man. Zach appears and says he lost his V plates, because he had sex with Stephanie. According to him, he was amazing in the sack and she couldn't even tell it was his first time. Mark says his girlfriend says he's an amazing lay. Broden says that when he has sex with girls, he can go for hours. Zach says he contracted gonorrhoea, all because he mucked around instead of learning safe sex. Charlie Bonanno, their media teacher, appears and says having sex is fine with friends, but you've got to use a franger, because it's safer and you can last longer. They all shake hands.

They are all outside. They turn to the camera and say "if you're fooling around, don't be a fool, wear a dinger." Text says "ALWAYS MAKE SURE YOU PRACTISE SAFE SEX AND WEAR A CONDOM WHEN YOU HAVE SEX EVERYTIME DON'T FORGET CONDOMS STOP STI'S AND UNWANTED PREGNANCIES EVERYTIME.

### After-credits

Zach keeps trying to ask for some condoms and carrots from the shopkeeper, but it's too funny. They also crack up at Charlie Bonanno telling them to wear a condom.

## Characters

* Mark
* Broden
* Zach
* Stephanie Rogers
* Shopkeeper
* Charlie Bonanno
Monkey no. 6

**Monkey no. 6** is a character played by Mark Bonanno in Podcast Ep 261 - AD ad reads.

Monkey Number 6 is a monkey owned by Crazy Jim. He has a dick.

It featured on an ad for Crazy Jim's Monkey Shop and said something about dicks. Mark later claimed that he had bought it and obtained a loyalty card that let him get every fifth monkey free. (*Podcast Ep 261 - AD ad reads*)
Mr Ghost

Mr. Ghost appeared to plant the next steps of the podcast.

## Biography

Mr. Ghost appeared but wasn't sure what bit he wanted to do, talking with Mr Gutsimanes. He looked to get a script out of his bag but had lost his bag somewhere. His script was also on a floppy disk which Mark put in a computer for him, but someone had opened it and scratched the inside of the disk. He revealed his parents were getting a divorce and Mr Mr Ghost emerged. (*Podcast EP 12 Feat. DEMI LARDNER*)
Kneecap Jones

**Kneecap Jones** is a character played by Broden Kelly in Podcast Ep 181 - If Poopin' Too Hard is Evil, I don't Wanna Be a Jedi!.

Kneecap Jones is a man who isn't a pedo and runs a Muffin Break. He knows Q&A host Tony Jones and his wife Sarah Ferguson.

## Biography

He appeared at a party celebrating the return of the Aunty Donna Podcast. He reccomended that if Mark wanted someone taken care of that he should knock on his knee to take him down. (*Podcast Ep 181 - If Poopin' Too Hard is Evil, I don't Wanna Be a Jedi!*)
Nic Daley

## Nic Passata

Nic Passata entering the Morning Brown Cafe in Aunty Donna's Coffee Cafe to evict Aunty Donna.

## About

### Status

Hibernating

Nic Passata is the property manager for the Morning Brown Cafe, and a real estate agent. She has an inuniverse TikTok channel with the handle @NicPassata where she makes motivational videos. She is a presenter at the Real Estate Awards, or The Cunties. She came to the Morning Brown Cafe to evict the boys because rent had not been paid for four months, but decided to use the building as the venue for The Cunties in exchange for an extension on rent.

Once the Real Estate Bubble was popped, she and the other real estate agents began hibernating in 150cm deep holes in the swampy marshes under the West Gate bridge, dislocating their spines and folding into themselves, leaving their nostrils above the dirt for regulated breathing.
LAN PARTY

**LAN PARTY** is a sub-series on the Aunty Donna Podcast that involves teenage versions of Aunty Donna, as well as other characters, going to LAN parties and other geeky things.

## Episodes

* Podcast Ep 143 - LAN PARTY
* Podcast Ep 146 - LAN PARTY 2
* Podcast Ep 201 - LAN PARTY 3
* Podcast Ep 202 - LAN PARTY 4
* Podcast EP 228 - LAN PARTY 5 feat. Tawny Newsome
* Podcast Ep 248 - LAN PARTY 6, The Snyder Cut
* Podcast Ep 307 - LAN party 7
* LAN Party 8 - YouTube Channel
Man Who Can't Roll Up His Sleeves

The **Man Who Can't Roll Up His Sleeves** is a character played by Broden Kelly that appears in The Man Who Can't Roll Up His Sleeves in Fapé in the Café.

He can't roll up his sleeves. He wears a backwards snap back cap and a long sleeved white shirt.

## Appearances

### The Man Who Can't Roll Up His Sleeves

He has a white long sleeved shirt on, and he's ready to wash some dishes. He tries to wash the dishes but gets his sleeves wet.
Mr Kelly

Mr. Kelly is the father of Can. No one can date Can.

## Biography

Mr. Kelly invited Aaron Chen into his house and offered him a beer. When he turned down he said not with his daughter. Mark admitted to him that he hooked up with Can at the Year 10 after party and hooked up with Can in a dark room, made out all night, then saw in a mirror his lips were cut up as he had been making out with a tin can instead. (*Podcast Ep 39 - GRUBCAST Feat. AARON CHEN*)
Passerby

The **Passerby** is a character played by Zachary Ruane that appears in Bikie Wars in the Fresh Blood series, and played by Broden Kelly in Bikie Wars (Live Version) in Live at the Enmore.

He wears a yellow shirt and glasses, and carries a newspaper. He has a wife.

## Appearances

### Bikie Wars (Zachary Ruane)

Shortly after introducing himself, he is shot by the Bikie Man. He continues to scream, but the Bikie Man shoots him many more times on the floor.

### Bikie Wars (Live Version) (Broden Kelly)

The same thing happens to him as in Bikie Wars, but he is not shown to be screaming on the floor.
Kate and Kate

**Kate and Kate** are two characters played by Broden Kelly and Zachary Ruane that appear in "New Show" - FULL HOUR SPECIAL.
They are two sisters. They have a mother, and their stepdad is Stepdad Steve. Their uncle is King Larrikin Wallaby Waloo. They watch a lot of films and videos.

## Appearances

### "New Show" - FULL HOUR SPECIAL

They are hanging out and watching movies in the Rumpus Room when Stepdad Steve appears, saying he and their mother are trying to sleep. He tries to send them to bed. They've watched Mean Girls, Clueless, Rommie and Michelle's High School Reunion, The Sweetest Thing, She's All That, She's the Man, Seabiscuit, Space Jam starring Michael Jordan, The Mighty Ducks 2, Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit, Back to the Future, and Back to the Future 2. Steve threatens to separate them so their periods unsync. They've watched Eyes Wide Shut, The Passion of the Christ, The Human Centipede, every ISIS beheading video, all the 9/11 footage, and the LiveLeak video of the man putting a glass jar up his bottom. The girls suggest a movie with Michelle Pfeiffer, who Steve loves but uncle Larry loves more. They call Larry up to the stage.
Nancy Beavercroft

Nancy calling Mark

**Nancy Beavercroft** (AKA **Trevor**) is a character played by Jess Galea and voiced by Zachary Ruane in Fuccboi Anthem. Her name is not stated in any video, but is in the description of the Fuccboi Anthem music video.
She knows Mark in some way, as he has her phone number, and she thinks he is a fuccboi.

## Appearances

### Fuccboi Anthem

Mark calls her, and he asks her what she wants, despite him calling her. Mark doesn't care what she's doing and so she calls him a fuccboi, to which Mark agrees.
Nadia

**Nadia** is a character referenced in Housemates in Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.
She is a supportive friend of the Funny Guy from Work Getting Up at an Open Mic Night for the First Time and Everyone from Work has Come to Support Him.

When the funny guy performed at an open mic night while applying for the Big Ol' House of Fun, she heckled him a bit and he playfully told her to shut up (*Housemates*).