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Brunette Roxas

> "QUOTE."
>
> SPEAKER

**Brunette Roxas** is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Sora. He replaced Completely Normal Aerith as a Cross representative in CPU Kerfuffle 27 after Aerith was injured in the Forbidden City offscreen. Due to Sora dropping for Smash *after* CPU Kerfuffle 27 started, Brunette Roxas was stated to be at Popeyes and he ordered all of their sides. This is why Jay, the commentator who was actually at Popeyes, was unable to order any sides. It turns out that Broxas was actually doing this on Larry's behalf, so Jay beat up Broxas for nothing. Larry subbed in for Broxas because he was late.

## Notes

* Blonde Sora is an intentional joke about the character Roxas from Kingdom Hearts. As a joke counterpart, fans have been mentioning a potential "Brunette Roxas" since at least May of 2021. When Sora was announced for Smash, Brunette Roxas became reality.
* Similarly to Blonde Sora being abbreviated as Blora, Brunette Roxas is abbreviated as Broxas.
IHOB in Battle

* IHOB / IHOP
* Denny's

## CPU Kerfuffle 22

> **VS Discord Jack**
>
>

After a series of very close matches, Denny's was three-stocked on New Donk City. This event transformed him into IHOP.
In Loser's Semifinals, IHOP's eyes begin to glow white as he is powered up by his newfound brand of chaos he's created. His family has a "coming of age" ceremony where they become another restaurant. This reveals that Chili's did indeed used to be Red Robin.

> **VS Regal Salad**
>
>

IHOP gets three-stocked again and becomes IHOB, an even more powerful form.

CPU Kerfuffle 22 - Denny's (#)

 VS. | 2-0
 VS. | 2-1
 VS. | 2-0
 VS. | 0-2

## In CPU Kerfuffle 23

CPU Kerfuffle 23 - Chili's and IHOB (#)

 VS. | 1-2
 VS. | 2-0
 VS. | 2-0
 VS. | 1-2
Celadon

LEGALLY DISTINCT

Celadon is a CPU Kerfuffle character who will be in CPU Kerfuffle G5. They are legally distinct from the Celadon of Bastard Brawl. Don't worry, the officer is still down.

Celadon in CPU Kerfuffle is a pottery maker who is extremely pissed off that people keep breaking his pots (this is a reference to Link breaking pots for rupees).

In a match versus Giorno Giokoopa it is revealed that Celadon has a Stand named Geronimo, named after Geronimo from Mad Rat Monday, Ryan's mashup album. His stand's ability is that if you lose two matches in loser's bracket, you're out of the tournament (so, how normal tournament rules work).

## Trivia

* Celadon, when called "old" by Square Dance, states that he's only 32.
Red's mom

Trigger Warning: Implied abuse and emotional manipulationThis article contains some triggering themes. If you are uncomfortable with these themes, please leave the article.

## Red's mom

There has not been an appearance of her upper body.

## Appearances

### Appears in

Childhood of Red Comics

**Red's mom** is parent to Red (current).

## Biography

When Red was a young child, she was responsible for abusing them emotionally, thus leading to Red's current personality.

## Personality

She acts like an abusive parent, demands perfect scores, threatens to take away food and will even go out of their way to lock their child up.
Plum K. Rool

* Regular
* Enraged

CPU Kerfuffle 14 (*1st place*)

CPU Kerfuffle 20 (*4th place*)
CPU Kerfuffle 21 (*Reigning champion*)
CPU Kerfuffle 22 (*Reigning champion*)
CPU Kerfuffle 27 (exhibition)

> "Fuck around, and find out."
>
> Plum K. Rool's Motto

**Plum K. Rool** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle. He temporarily masqueraded as Prool, but has since grown into his own respectable fighter. He also has shown the ability to go into a rage state, referred to as **Enraged K. Rool**. He is represented by King K. Rool.

When P. Rool became champion, he left his champion gimmick up to vote.

## Story

Plum K. Rool is a known committer of identity theft, but has given up his life of crime after getting therapy and making friends with his therapist and frequent doubles partner Therapuppy.

## Relationships

#### Therapuppy:

###### Sephiroth:

NOW I HURT YOU!"Prool to Sephiroth before avenging Folk's death in the most gruesome manner possible (Quote created by Holly)
Sephiroth killed Prool in the original bad timeline of CPU Kerfuffle, but with Folk's death due to messing with the timeline this scenario was turned around.

The Lorekeepers are 115.1515151515% sure Sephiroth is extremely dead.

## Notes

* As confirmed in the stage select decisions at the start of CPU Kerfuffle 21, P.rool is a gamer.
Hetsu and the Swankies

**Hetsu and the Swankies** are fighters in CPU Kerfuffle. They were known as Hetsu and the Korok Squad prior to being 3-stocked by Pink Donkey Kong Senior. This event also caused them to switch from using Skin 3 to using Skin 6. During their match against XXWooperLover100Xx, they became Team Cones due to indirectly inciting the Kong Discourse

It should be noted that Hetsu is based off of the similarly named Hestu from the Legend of Zelda. The discrepancy in name was unintentional on Ryan's part. He genuinely thought they were called Hetsu, and it stuck.

## Story

Hetsu is, allegedly, just Hestu from the Legend of Zelda.
CPU Kerfuffle 32

CPU Kerfuffle 32 is a leg of the Grand Tournament in CPU Kerfuffle.

## Exhibition Fighters

Bing vs Cobalt because Cobalt got switched out of bracket but Bing still wanted to challenge him. Cobalt, as god of balance, wanted to cut down his CPU level to be fair, but Bing refused and got 3-stocked because of it. Bing, for his hubris, is forced to wear a "Cobalt kicked my ass and all I got was this lousy t-shirt." (Skin 6)

Square Dance vs Spriteman, won by Spriteman in a near three-stock.

## Fighters

* Peppermint
* Bing
* Zapmouse
* Folk
* The Grunk
* Sans Undertale
* Pink Donkey Kong Senior
* Dadondorf
Painguin

> "QUOTE."
>
> SPEAKER

**Painguin**  is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle represented by King Dedede. He originated from the Tourney of Errors (ToE) fanfuffle (fan-run kerfuffle) run by Krispy. In Tourney of Errors, Painguin became champion. Now, he's come to represent Team Chonk in Kerfuffle proper.

Prior to its shutdown, Painguin was the world's best at Club Penguin. Painguin's gordos are actually black puffles.
Gamecube Controller

**Gamecube Controller** (often shortened to GCN) is a character in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Rosalina. Gamecube is based off of a starmie from Ryan's Pokemon randomizer nuzlocke. Said starmie is an electric type with levitate, and has become somewhat of a eldritch god-like figure. GCN in CPU Kerfuffle was scouted from their Pokemon universe by Recon Riley and brought to join the tournament.

Gamecube Controller communicates solely through clicking and clacking sounds, like "Gamecube controller ASMR."
Catboy Cloud

> "Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
>
> Catboy Cloud after realizing it was Girl's Night

**Catboy Cloud** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Cloud. His first appearance is in CPU Kerfuffle G3.

## Story

After Vampire Catgirl Tifa is beaten by Bowsette, Catboy Cloud shows up to challange Bowsette to a grudge match. Vampire Catgirl Tifa tries to talk him down by explaining that they were just having Girl's Night, but Catboy Cloud battles Bowsette anyway. He loses, but comes to better understand the situation.

## Relationships

Vampire Catgirl Tifa: VCT and CC are both members of Nyavalanche, which ironically seems to be the reason by CC wasn't listening to VCT and still fighting Bowsette. However after the match and after CC finally got the picture it's clear that they still had a strong bond, to the point where when leaving for the Café the Full House theme would've been playing if anybody had it on them.

## Notes

* The main reason Catboy Cloud is a Catboy instead of being a Catgirl, Nyanbinary, Nyandrogynous, or otherwise nyany other gender is that he explicitly needs to be a Himbo (as stated by Ryan). That said however at the end of the day CC is the one who will decide their pronouns, and their destiny. With the help of their friends of course.
CPU Kerfuffle G4

**GO FOR A PERFECT!**

This is the CPU Kerfuffle Wiki's **300**th article!

CPU Kerfuffle Gaiden 4 is a gaiden in season 3 of CPU Kerfuffle. It's theme is a dating game to find someone for Captain Quadratic to love. The tournament ends with Cobalt winning, but Captain Quadratic rejects him and commits to working on self-love first.

Blonde Sora, Susan, and Cupid Shuffle ran and organized this tournament, with Captain Valentine and Monday Mark as the interviewers.

## Ruleset

No special rules were in play during this tournament.

## Exhibition Fighters

Jon Arbuckle vs Monday Mark on Halberd, Yggdrasil's Altar, and Midgar.
It was a best-of-three (though this was determined after the first match on Halberd, where Monday Mark got stuck beneath the platform before it even raised) to determine the champion for CPU Kerfuffle 26. Monday Mark narrowly wins in the last match, becoming champion. He has no power to select fighters, since invitations have already been sent out, but he can determine the ruleset.

## Fighters

* Heartbreak: Dark Pit, 5th place
* Cobalt: Kazuya, 1st place
* Breakfast: Kirby, 2nd place
* Shantae: Mii Brawler, 5th place
* Spaghebbi: Min-Min, 7th place
* Korioni: Yoshi, 4th place
* The Guy: Samus, 3rd place
* Sting: Zero Suit Samus, 7th place
Slush Climbers

## Story

Upon learning that the new Champion was ICEE after CPU Kerfuffle 5, these two climbers that specialized in the red slush thought that this was their opportunity to claim the championship and immediately joined the Kerfuffle to try and get their W. Unfortunately, the tournament preceding the championship match proved to be a little bit dicey, knocking them out quickly.

## In Battle

CPU Kerfuffle 6 - Slush Climbers
Lumiose City
New Donk City
  VS.  | 0-2
Lylat Cruise
The Iggy Group

> "A group founded under the word of Iggy himself. The only known members are Squid Jenny and Sax Jack, however it is heavily implied that there are many many more members. The difference in reverence to Iggy can very greatly amongst members as seen by the difference in levels of reverence between Jenny and Jack. Iggy himself would be considered a member, however he has yet to appear in a Kerfuffle."
>
> CPU Kerfuffle: The Lore
Discord Jack

**ULTRA NICE!!!!**

This is the CPU Kerfuffle Wiki's 169th article! **ULTRA NICE!!! Dab.**

* Tundra / Discord Jack
* Fighting for Friends Jack

**Discord Jack** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Ike. He makes his first appearance in CPU Kerfuffle G3. He's made a lot of friends in the Discord village, and aims to represent them as their champion, but is somewhat introverted.
Discord Jack appears in brief cameos in many kerfuffles. When Ryan goes through chat commands, he frequently has Discord Jack read a message from the Chongoshow Discord's CPU Kerfuffle channel.

When he enters in CPU Kerfuffle 30, Jack is in his thawed / fighting for friends form for the beginning of the tournament. When he three-stocks Heartbreak, he says he, "Knows how this tournament is going," and switches back to tundra form. This is presumably a reference to ICEE being in winner's bracket.

## Story

Jack is a wanderer from the North, looking for something. Despite his lone wolf demeanor, he spent time between matches socializing with the audience, from whom he learned about Jay's village.

## Notes:

* After his first win Discord Jack says the classic Ike line of "I fight for my friends", however due to his status as an isolationist the true meaning behind this quote is highly debated. With even the idea of a Snowman Family being thrown around.....
* Discord Jack may have a tongue scar, from the ultimate act of trying to lick a sword when it's cold as hell.... colder then hell even(?) This tongue damage might contribute to his lack of speech.
* The first match of CPU Kerfuffle G3 has Jack fighting Vampire Catgirl Tifa, which the commentators refer to as MLM and WLW hostility, perhaps confirming Jack as MLM. Jack later says in CPU Kerfuffle 25 he would marry Cha Cha if Cha Cha beat Garfield.
* Discord Jack and Dan are fans of the Mets.
Jimbo

* Jimbo
* Dark Jimbo

Hamburger Helper(*father*)

> "Daddy issues."
>
> Therapuppy

**Jimbo**, aka **Dark Jimbo**, is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Sonic. Jimbo is the adopted son of Hamburger Helper and Dadondorf. His biological father died and left him millions in inheritance, which Jimbo used to become a hypebeast. After losing to Dadondorf, Jimbo went into his emo phase and became Dark Jimbo.

Jimbo's math teacher is Pink Donkey Kong Senior, which either implies that he takes college level math, or that Pink DK also teaches at middle or high school. Jimbo is stated to be doing well in school.

## Story

Jimbo first appeared in Kerfuffle #1, being introduced as the adoptive son of Dadandorf and Hamburger Helper after the death of his biological father, Hugh. He fights Dadondorf in the Kerfuffle because Jimbo spent an exorbitant amount of money on a guitar, causing Dadondorf to lose it a bit. The fight resulted in Jimbo becoming emo and taking it out on his friend, Zoey (Zzzzzzzzzzzz). After some encouragement from her mother, though, Zoey gets Jimbo and Dadondorf to make up.

Jimbo also appears in Kerfuffle #14, where he lost to Enraged K. Rool (P. Rool) in the losers bracket, but was still happy to have grown from his first appearance in the Kerfuffle.
Jonathan Joestar In Battle

(Not Jotaro Kujo)

## CPU Kerfuffle 12

> **VS. Pixel**
>
>

In the second game of the first round, Jonathan 3-stocked Pixel on Midgard, causing him to get his name temporarily changed to Danny to show how hard he got owned by the Joestar.

CPU Kerfuffle 12 - Jonathan Joestar (5th)
Midgar (Battlefield)
 VS. | 0-2
Umbra Clock Tower
 VS. | 1-2
Pokemon Stadium 2
Yggdrasil's Altar
My Grunk

**My Grunk** (not to be confused with The Grunk) is a character in CPU Kerfuffle. He is a creation of Doctor Order, meant to parody Home MD 's resurrection of the original Grunk.

It is unconfirmed but has been suggested by Ryan that Light Pit might be My Grunk, because a body needed to me reanimated to create My Grunk.

## Notes

* My Grunk is one of very few characters in CPUK to have never been associated with any team
Banjo-Kazooie

> "Banjo-Kazooie was first revealed in Banjo-Kazooie for Nintendo 64 and went on to be a part of Banjo-Tooie and Nuts and Bolts, with a guest appearance in Diddy Kong Racing."
>
> CPU Kerfuffle: The Lore

**Banjo-Kazooie** is a CPU Kerfuffle character. They are represented by Duck Hunt.

## Story

Banjo-Kazooie is a very lore light character, it is unknown if after Elijah Wood corrected the universes Banjo-Kazooie became Banjo & Kazooie like how Mario From Super Mario swaps between Mario and Wario.
Shantae

> "HEY IT'S ME, SHANTAE"
>
> -Hey It's Me, Shantae

**Shantae** is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Mii Brawler. She appears to be incapable of saying anything other than "It's me, Shantae" and variations thereof. As the tournament goes on, her eldritch nature becomes more readily apparent and she morphs into NEO-SHANTAE when she's knocked out of bracket. Cobalt realizes that she's related to Crimson and tries to take her out, only for her to morph into red sludge and escape.

In CPU Kerfuffle 26, it's revealed that Shantae was a failed attempt at making a new Universal Constant after the demise of Kanye West and Nagito Komaeda Danganronpa.

## Notes

There is a lot of speculation that Shantae's mentor may be a man pictured in the following footage, note that the found footage shown is completely unedited. As well as the camera which recorded this footage was found completely ripped apart atom by atom, and this is the presumed fate of the cameraman as well.

1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_pkBDZ2DCvc
Kong Discourse

ℹ️️

**WARNING: ENOUGH POWER TO ANNIHILATE A MOUNTAIN MADE OF SOULS**

This is the most cursed page of the wiki. Make sure nothing here makes its way to other pages, else they be destroyed or corrupted. The SFWSQUAD will help guide you to the rest of this page if you have the willpower, no matter how foolish it may be to have.

## You're sure about this? Well....... 3..... 2...............

THE SFW FOUNDATION IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY COMPLICATIONS. WE GOOD? OKAY3 GO!

### Appears in

HERE TO PROTECT YOU

Well...... best of luck.

> "This was the worst moment in all of CPU Kerfuffle."
>
> Mr. Chongoshow

## Kong Discourse

* The "King" Kong
* HIM

### Skin

Banana Peel/Whatever the fuck tires are made out of

### Appears in

KONG DISCOURSEOther Pages But Secured (PLEASE)

The Kong Discourse occurred in CPU Kerfuffle 18, in a match between Hetsu and the Swankies and XXWooperLover100Xx in loser's round 1. During this match, a debate began between the commentators regarding whether or not Swanky Kong "fucks." This extended to Funky Kong as well. It included such quotes as, "He's looking *mighty* chesty," said by Holly in regards to Swanky Kong.

The match was paused to allow the conversation to continue but was eventually resumed. One of the commentators, Holly, had to depart due to laughing too hard.
Larry

**As Random:**
CPU Kerfuffle 11 (*7th place*)

CPU Kerfuffle 13 (*3rd place*)

CPU Kerfuffle 17 (*4th place*)
CPU Kerfuffle 18 (*cutscene*)
CPU Kerfuffle 19 (*cutscene*)
CPU Kerfuffle 20 (*cutscene*)
CPU Kerfuffle 22 (*cutscene*)
CPU Kerfuffle 23 (*cutscene*)
CPU Kerfuffle 24

> "Larry, the Florida Man."
>
> Jay Monoto

**Larry the Florida Man**, often simply known as **Larry**, is a character in CPU Kerfuffle. His default form, and the one he uses prior to the Reboot, is Joker, but some time after the reboot, he gained the ability to shapeshift, and can now take any form he pleases.

## Story

Larry is, to put it bluntly, an absolute agent of chaos. He's depicted as being loud, chaotic, and somewhat brash, taunting his opponents (such as when he echoed 'Fuck around and find out', a phrase that had been heavily associated with Prool, back to him upon defeating him) and going so far as to challenge his own leader, Hamburger Helper, to a grudge match for the title of Team Captain. He lost. However, this outburst doesn't seem to have affected his standing in Team Cones, as he's still considered a high ranking member.

Larry receives threatening messages in blood on his door, but mostly ignores it. This cutscene also reveals that Larry was probably intending to bring back Bling Bling Boy and Light Pit. The messages demand that he stop trying to bring back the dead.

## In Battle

### **As Random**

Larry is, by his very nature, unpredictable. Bets for or against him are games of total chance. An opponent, even a powerful one, can never know what to expect. Below is a list of the forms that Larry has assumed as Random.

##### In CPUK 11

 Fox
 Pichu

##### In Gaiden 2

Larry did not appear in bracket in Gaiden 2, but was present for a cutscene match as random.

##### In CPUK 18

Larry did not appear in bracket in CPUK 18, but was present for the exhibition match as random.

##### In CPUK 28

It should be noted that Larry has also turned into Brunette Roxas, though not as random. He deliberately took Broxas' place in CPU Kerfuffle 27 to buy time for Broxas to get food from Popeyes.

## Notes

* Larry is canonically a furry .
* In Kerfuffle #14, it was stated that Larry never learned how to read, but this was later retconned by Ryan after it became clear that certain plot developments couldn't happen if Larry was illiterate.

## References

1. ↑ CPU Kerfuffle 17, 2:45:49
2. ↑ https://discord.com/channels/354857622475898881/691846755825745935/822696426969890827
P. Rool Clause

> "To any P. Rool fans out there, I am not sorry. You must realize that uh, fuck P.Rool"
>
> Ryan Chongoshow

The P. Rool Clause was a ruling in which Plum K. Rool was not under any circumstances allowed to win CPU Kerfuffle. In exchange for this however in the event P. Rool did win what would be the original final round they would be eligible to return in the next upcoming CPU Kerfuffle Tournament.

## Notes

* A line in CPU Kerfuffle 13 alludes to this rule being created by Iggy Koopa , since he makes all the rules. However due to the almost unanimous distaste towards P. Rool from the commentators during the time of the rule's creation, they may have had a hand in the creation of it.

1. ↑ https://youtu.be/\_6pPCzlnY1U?list=PLe68cGWTDvuSiOFVmyk26kW84SRJ8XdOq&t=17359
Bling Bling Boy

whipcrack sfx

Hell (before he died because he was rich)

Penis Box

WHIP CRACK SFX

> "Hey y’all, his name was Bling Bling. You could tell it ‘cause it said it on his ring-ring. Had his style, wasn’t a pest, had to keep rappin’ hard, never got Susan Test."
>
> Bling Bling Boy's eulogy, delivered by Holly at his funeral, after the 21 Whipcrack Salute

**Bling Bling Boy** was a character in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Steve.

## In Battle

**CPU Kerfuffle 21 - Bling Bling Boy**

He fucking died.

## Trivia

* Refer to the following for the cursed original canon of this character
* In CPUK Canon Bling Bling Boy was the one who blew up Malaysia.
* While not a person who has ever cried to Undertale Music, part of Bling Bling Boy's soul is definitely in the box.
* Bling Bling Boy is confirmed to have "fucking died".

1. ↑ https://johnnytest.fandom.com/wiki/Bling-Bling\_Boy
XXWooperLover100Xx

**xXWooperLover100Xx** is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Young Link. He came to CPU Kerfuffle to raise awareness for Woopers, a species of Pokemon that is endangered in this universe.

In Wooperlover's battle against Hetsu and the Swankies, the Kong Discourse occurred.

## Story

Wooper Lover fights to champion the rights of endangered species, including his beloved Woopers. It is unclear if the endangered status of Woopers has anything to do with the oil spill caused by Mozilla. His plan was to donate his Kerfuffle winnings to wildlife protection.
Spirits

> "Spirit release!"
>
> Spirit users

In CPU Kerfuffle, Spirits are represented by orbs of power that can be absorbed into the body. They activate their ability when the user says "Spirit, release!" Spirits become more powerful the longer they're with their user.

### In CPU Kerfuffle 18

Initially, a separate spirit was randomly rolled for each fighter. Starting in Round 2, spirits were randomly rolled but both fighters always had the same spirit.

The spirits used in CPU Kerfuffle 18 are as follows.

### In CPU Kerfuffle 19

In CPU Kerfuffle 19, Google and Google Plus are revealed to have been built with spirits. Additionally, it's discovered that Doctor Order has had a spirit in her body for a full year. Sephiroth also has a spirit.

### In CPU Kerfuffle 20

Artificial spirits created by Hackerman J0hn are used in the main tournament of CPU Kerfuffle 20. All of these artificial spirits are identical, and use Instadrop. Doctor Order's forces each use special spirits with unique names, though the exact effects of these spirits are unknown. Some of the allies (Zapmouse and Spriteman) who come to the aid of the competitors also use custom spirits.

* Doctor Order's spirit is Absolute Order (also seen in CPUK 19)
* Sephiroth's spirit is One Wing to Rule Them All (also seen in CPUK 19). This spirit is known to have autoheal.
* Recon Riley's spirit is Like the Wind.
* Dimensional Bus's spirit is Crazy Bus.
* Crimsonaut's spirit is Red Dreams.
* Machiavelli's spirit is Adorable Imperfection.
* Mach 2's spirit is Failed Successor.
* Subzero Amalgam's spirit is 0 Degrees Kelvin.
* My Grunk's spirit is Petty Revival. This spirit is known to give a weakness to fire.
* The Carrot Collective's spirit is 12 Carrot Gold. This spirit is known to make them slower.
* Spriteman's spirit is McDonald's Sprite.
* Zapmouse's spirit is Unbridled Fury.
Star Platinum Relationships

Jonathan Joestar: His user's great great grandfather.

Jotaro Kujo: His stand user, who is currently off eating spaghetti with Polnareff.

Jolyne: His user's daughter.

Diowser: The vessel of his family's rival.. for like 4 parts.

Sauceboss: A scathing critic of his resturant.

Grundy: Gave him a bad Yelp review.
Jon Arbuckle In Battle

## In CPU Kerfuffle 24

**vs Swing**

In their first match, Jon Arbuckle three-stocks Swing and blasts him into the atmosphere. Swing is replaced in the tournament by Garfield.

**vs Blue Raspberry / Watermelon**

Blue Raspberry is three-stocked by Jon, becoming Watermelon. He resents this change and starts to become unhinged.

CPU Kerfuffle 24 - Jon Arbuckle (#)

 VS. | 2-1
 VS. | 2-1
 VS. | 2-0
Random El Goog Event

Fanon Content

Canon

CPU Kerfuffle 22 (Basically Blacklisted from Canon)

## Event Information

The Random El Goog Event was an event in taking place on April 12th, 2021 in which El Goog, the man, the myth, the legend, the meme came into existence.

What original started as a spam of Google posting during a Discord Call before CPU Kerfuffle G3 evolved into El Goog, when member of the Discord and Lorekeeper EnergyPineCat posted a flipped image of Google into the spam. What really set this into motion however was Zia, a fellow Lorekeeper saying "EL GOOG" in response.

El Goog's reign mainly lasted throughout the call, only stopping when a prominent Kerfuffle figure entered the call in order to talk about something. However afterwards El Goog still had enough traction to result in a plague of El Goog spam at the start of the G3 Stream, enough to where it was even commented on by some of the watchers as more of a raid phrase than what actual raiders who showed up were doing. With many memes throughout, memes found in the Booru, and even a secondary raid message of El Goog after the stream; it is clear that El Goog has a power that will not fade as easily as many would think.

## Story

El Goog's main story revolves around three potential timelines, the first one being the information shown above.

The second timeline is one in which after Sauceboss's battle aganist Cosmic Love in G3, El Goog was mugged by the darkness. However even in this state he acting on behalf of his friend, giving them a message to "SAUCE THEMSELVES" There is potential for this to be part of the first timeline, but the true connection is unclear.

The thrid timeline is an AU where Google is is just kind of an ass, call that el gooG. This is the timeline where El Goog is confirmed as canon by Ryan.

## Relationships:

Sauceboss: Revealed in the second timeline/mugging, El Goog and Sauceboss have some level of friendship. Enough to where El Goog is willing to warn Sauceboss instead of trying to save himself.

Tundra Jack: There is presumed to be a connection.... for some reason.

## Notes

* El Goog's creation lead to the additional creation of the G meme, and later G locket. The G Locket being something with enough power to show up on Ryan Chongoshow's twitter and tumblr.
* The ; in El Goog's title1 is a reference to a typo in one of their memes, specifically the one which created the mugging timeline.

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 https://wikibox.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6580
2. ↑ https://wikibox.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6591
3. ↑ https://clips.twitch.tv/AbnegateFlaccidPeanutStoneLightning-XVenhwrIZXIivnOs
4. ↑ https://twitter.com/ChongoTweet/status/1381818739457458177?s=20
5. ↑ https://chongoblog.tumblr.com/post/648320128679870464
Richard

> "I'm not saying his name again,"
>
> CPU Kerfuffle: The Lore

**VGBootCamp | Lord Richard Cornelius Faversham III Esq. PhD. MD. DDD.,** who will henceforth be referred to as **Richard**, is a character in CPU Kerfuffle. He is represented by King Dedede.

In CPU Kerfuffle 29, Richard is confirmed to be Gordo's Revenge, or possibly just fused with him.
Dan In Battle

ICEE (*Former Employer*)

Doctor Order (*Former Employer*)

Himself (*Former Employer*)

Larry (*Current Employer*)

CPU Kerfuffle 18 (*5th place*)

## In CPU Kerfuffle 5

CPU Kerfuffle 5 - Dan (5th)
Rainbow Cruise
Mementos
 VS. | 0-2
Castle Siege
 VS. | 0-2
Yoshi's Island

## In CPU Kerfuffle G2

CPU Kerfuffle Gaiden 2 - Dan (3rd)

 VS. | **2**- 0
 VS. | 0 -**2** | SkyloftPokemon Stadium 2

## In CPU Kerfuffle 18

> **VS. Danthony**
>
>

The first match in Danthony and Dan's set in Loser's Round 2 took place on Smashville. Danthony 3-stocked Dan, leading to him being fired by Doctor Order on the spot.

CPU Kerfuffle 18 - Dan (5th)
For a full list of Spirits in Keruffle 18, see Spirits
Dracula's Castle
Yggdrasil's Altar
* Spirit 4 - Jump
* Spirit 8 - Speed
* Spirit 3 - Curry

Corn:
* Spirit 4 - Jump
* Spirit 5 - Beam Sword
 VS. | 2 - 1
Unova League
Pokemon Stadium 2
* Spirit 2 - KO Heal
* Spirit 3 - Curry
 VS. | 1 - 2 | Smashville\*
Duck Hunt
Pilot Wings
* Spirit 5 - Beam Sword
* Spirit 3 - Curry
* Spirit 6 - Impact Run

1. ↑ https://youtu.be/mJeJzg4j7uY?t=13071
Dimensional Bus

> "It is a living, breathing bus except it can go between dimensions. When the Magic School bus could only go through Arnold."
>
> Ryan on Dimensional Bus's capabilities.

**Dimensional Bus**, represented by R.O.B., is a character in CPU Kerfuffle. They are a creation of Doctor Order.

## Story

Dimensional Bus is a Bus created by Doctor Order to travel in-between dimensions. It was available to others, as seen by Jay's noted usage before the Bus's first tournament started. However when Dimensional Bus first started training Jay ended up missing the bus due to the Bus's rush.

## Notes

* Despite having the same color palette, Dimensional Bus has no known relation to Bumblebee. There are many theories about the two, however.

* Dimensional Bus is one of very few characters in CPUK to have never been associated with any team
Regal Salad

* Regal Salad
* Duke Salad

> "You better check those crops, they look like they've been out there a little long cause that forward smash was RIPE."
>
> Comona

**Regal Salad** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Piranha Plant. Regal Salad is the King of the Crop, and was grown by Patch-Man and Hoedown. Not much is known about him, but he fights ferociously and should not be discounted as a fighter. His name changed from Duke Salad when he three-stocked Discord Jack and ascended higher.

## Story

Duke Salad is at the top of the vegetable hierarchy at Patch Farms.

## Notes

* Regal Salad is the only Piranha Plant that can speak in full sentences. Despite this, he does repeat, "I'm gonna win it all, baby" quite often.
Golden Spiral

Golden Spiral is a long time Melee Champion who recently entered into the Ultimate Scene, most famously known for his obsession with the famous Golden Spiral Ratio. Despite playing Melee, he has been known to take showers.

When Pink Donkey Kong Senior mentions the golden spiral, Spiral himself lowers from the ceiling, irate. He plans to fight PDK Sr, but agrees to fight alongside him to take down Garfield. Golden Spiral puts a spiral through his calendar, which lines up with the Mondays, so he greatly enjoys Mondays and wants to defeat Garfield.

## In Battle

CPU Kerfuffle 6 - Golden Spiral (5th)
Smashville
Battlefield
  VS.  | 0-2
Delfino Plaza
  VS.  | 0-2
Town and City

## Trivia

* "Crimsonaut Tier" was a term formerly used to describe characters with less memorability and impact, named after Crimsonaut. Crimsonaut later became relevant, leading to the tier being renamed to "Spiraltier" after Golden Spiral.
Minecraft Steve

> "Minecraft Steve is a wildcard, this is a brand new entrant to CPU Kerfuffle on multiple different levels.
> We haven't seen anybody fight like him yet."
>
> Comona on Minecraft Steve, and definitely not unknowingly foreshadowing anything.

## Notes

* With Minecraft's status as an indie game and the smaller player base that usually entails, not many people played it when Steve was first introduced in CPU Kerfuffle 11. As such in his first battle not a lot of people knew what to expect out of not playing the indie game, including commentators Ryan Chongoshow and Jay
* Minecraft Steve is the only fighter represented by Steve that is alive.

1. ↑ https://youtu.be/OxkFQn004V4?list=PLe68cGWTDvuSiOFVmyk26kW84SRJ8XdOq&t=3696
Team Cross

> "Super Smash Bros Ultimate has always been about the crazy crossovers. After all, it is the biggest crossover in all of gaming! So this is a team that celebrates that, with characters from other video games (usually ones not yet actually represented in Smash Bros yet, but there are exceptions)."
>
> CPU Kerfuffle: The Lore

## Team Cross

#### **Members**

* Taako (From TV)
* Big The Cat
* Watch Monkey
* Banjo-Kazooie
* Zelda
* Donald & Goofy
* Angus McDonald
* Roy Fire Emblem
* Princess Remedy
* Minecraft Steve
* Jonathan Joestar
* Zagreeus
* Engineer TF2
* Miles Edgeworth
* Vampire Catgirl Tifa
* Gene
* Nagito Komaeda Danganronpa
* Jon Arbuckle
* Catboy Cloud
* Completely Normal Aerith
* Brunette Roxas
* O'Rodricque

#### **Captain**

* Blonde Sora

**Ex-Members**

* Hetsu and the Korok Squad

#### **Notes**

* Category:Team Cross also displays all current members of Team Cross.
Google

CPU Kerfuffle 17 (*7th place*)

CPU Kerfuffle 19 (*7th place*)
CPU Kerfuffle 22 (*Cutscene*)
CPU Kerfuffle 24 (5th place)
CPU Kerfuffle 27(3rd place)
CPU Kerfuffle 30 (cutscene)

> "Yeah, well I didn't [win]. What the hell are you gonna do about it?"
>
> Google, to Doctor Order

**Google** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle who is represented by Roy. He is a clone of Bing, but over the course of CPU Kerfuffle 15, he becomes self-aware and develops his own personality, ultimately defecting from Doctor Order, his creator.

## Story

Google's spirit is later revealed to be Google Earth, when he activates it to challenge Doctor Order alongside Chartreuse.

## Relationships

**Doctor Order**: Google is Order's creation, and since 15's grudge match, their relationship has grown hostile. Order seemingly created Google Plus directly out of spite towards him.

**Alabaster Uppercut**: Google and Alabaster get along quite well, with Alabaster being the person to show Google a value of fighting outside of merely winning. Alabaster Uppercut and Google are somewhat confirmed to be in a queerplatonic relationship. They battle together in CPU Kerfuffle 17, the Valentines tournament.

## Notes

* Google won a sudden, unofficial match against Mozilla the Homophobe with Bing and Alabaster Uppercut.
* Google doesn't have taste buds, but can eat.

1. ↑ https://twitter.com/ChongoTweet/status/1346381253340180480
2. ↑ https://discord.com/channels/354857622475898881/691846755825745935/821697006929444864
3. ↑ https://discordapp.com/channels/354857622475898881/691846755825745935/821697006929444864
Bread

*"Wow! Clover, we should do that again!"*

- Bread, to Clover.

Bread is a female contestant on BFLH

## Appearance

Bread is a loaf of wheat bread with a brown color as the crust and a peach color on the inside. She has 2 arms and 2 legs.

## Trivia

* She is the first female character alphabetically.
* her voice was changed because Ethan was hitting puberty so Dallas voices her now
* She looks like Woody from BFDI (but is not scared)

* she one of this only 2 characters that got a new asset while the other one being Diamond
Gene

* Gene
* Geno

Super Mario RPG

> "You may have beaten me in battle, but can you wiggle like this? \*Wiggle Noises\*"
>
> **Gene**

**Gene** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Joker. He is based on the AI in Jackbox of the same name.

## Trivia

* Gene walked into Kerfuffle from his origin series of Jackbox Party Pack.
* Gene may have stolen someone else's spot, and it's probably not Toast. (Toast reference added for easy Toast lore access)
* Gene's Persona is the Jack Box itself, sometimes also known as the "Jacked Box", and Pandora's Jack Box (has a human man inside whose been there since time began).
* Gene cannot taste things, although he may still be able to taste Pizza due to it's status as a mood rather than a food.
* Gene wore a tarp for no reason before his match with Bling Bling Boy, presumed to be used in order to protect his soul from Bling Bling Boy before the true nature of it being a Geno cocoon was revealed.
* GENO IS FINALLY IN SMASH.

1. ↑ https://jackboxgames.fandom.com/wiki/Gene\_%22The\_Supreme%22
2. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast
Vampire Catgirl Tifa

Art by Mars (https://twitter.com/Cmpumkin12, @Cmpumkin#0369)

**Vampire Catgirl Tifa**, (also known as Lesbian Vampire Catgirl Tifa or VCT), is a character in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Mii Brawler. She originated from a joke on a Slay the Spire stream. VCT is from a group known as Nyavalanche. Other known members include Catboy Cloud and Completely Normal Aerith.

## Notes

* VCT is the first ever character to be represented by a Mii and the first character to have unique art on the Wiki (Art by @Cmpumpkin#0369). The piece was commissioned by Ryan.
* As stated in CPU Kerfuffle 17 Dracula's Castle is actually VCT's summer home.
* Josh claims to be friends with both Tifa and Aerith
* The concept of Nyavalanche was suggested by chat members during CPU Kerfuffle G3
* Vampires can not be seen in camera's either
Electric Blue Raspberry

* Blue Raspberry
* Watermelon
* Electric Blue

> “I know one thing and that's that blue? Is cool! Ayeeee.”
>
> Blue Raspberry

**Electric Blue Raspberry** (formerly Blue Raspberry and Watermelon) is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Sonic. He arrived to CPU Kerfuffle 24 drinking a blue slurpee. He also brought "blue snacks" that he passed out in the audience. He's found "wherever people need the refreshing taste of blue."

He's always sticky because of his blue raspberry flavoring.

## Story

Blue Raspberry represents the flavor of blue raspberry. He isn't a hedgehog, but it's unclear what exactly he is.
Super Smashup Kerfuffle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fp7U8tWM93U

Super Smashup Kerfuffle is a mashup medley by Ryan based on his Super Smashup Ultimate, but with changes to reference CPU Kerfuffle.

Ryan also hosted a stream explaining the background behind each song choice, which will be posted here when and if the VOD becomes available.

The very quiet "Tower of Heaven" in Chartreuse's portion of the mashup is meant to signify her trying to return the timeline to normal.

## Super Smashup Kerfuffle (CPUK 20 Version)

This is where we will list the characters, their songs, and explanations if necessary.

## Notes

* There is video posted to Chongo's Stream Shack regarding the behind the scenes of Super Smashup Kerfuffle

1. ↑ https://discordapp.com/channels/354857622475898881/691846755825745935/830154762426122270
2. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw0DKz-T1fI
Universal Constant

The Universal Constants are a concept introduced in CPU Kerfuffle 22. Technically, though, a Universal Constant first appears in CPU Kerfuffle 20 when Sans is called upon to join the raid on Doctor Order's lab. The constants are a force that stabilizes the dimensions. They're managed by Crimson, who is supposed to keep them alive (Cobalt chastises Crimson for letting Nagito and Kanye die).

## In CPU Kerfuffle 26

**Warning!**

This article contains major spoilers for CPU Kerfuffle Season 3 beyond this point!

In CPU Kerfuffle 26, Crimson (in the body of Crimsonaut) talks to Monday Mark about universal constants. Monday Mark comes from a world torn apart, in constant war, because resurrection became common. In other words, Cobalt caused the apocalypse of that world. Crimson grew jealous of his older brother and wanted to "see what his apocalypse would look like." He couldn't cause the apocalypse without killing his universal constants, which appeared to be his goal with getting Nagito and Kanye killed. It's implied that Crimson chose this world, specifically,because he was embarrassed and upset by the events in season 1 (especially concerning Dantoinette).

New universal constants can be made using red orbs left behind my killed constants. All three must be dead at the same time to bring about the apocalypse. Crimson corrupted Shantae and Garfield, sending the former of the two to hunt down Sans Undertale in an attempt to kill him. Sans survived the attack, and Monday Mark defeated Crimson in a fight and stole the other constant orb.

He tried to hide his plan by misleading Dantoinette with glowing, red remnants of Order's lab, trying to get her to take out Monday Mark so that his plan would still work. Although she was tricked, the plan was successfully stopped. Resigned that his plan wouldn't work, Crimson gave up. Spaghebbi took the final orb.

## **Current and Ex Constants**

* Sans Undertale
* Nagito Komaeda Danganronpa (former)
* Kanye West (former)
* Monday Mark
* Spaghebbi
Grape Ape

**Grape Ape** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle. He comes to CPUK from a Hanna-Barbera cartoon of the same name. He is represented by Donkey Kong. Grape Ape briefly reappears in CPU Kerfuffle 23 to add to a discussion about grapes.

## In Battle

CPU Kerfuffle 6 - Grape Ape
Yggdrasil's Altar
  VS.  | 2-0
Lylat Cruise
  VS.  | 2-0
Town and City
  VS.  | 2-1
Dracula's Castle
Yoshi's Island
  VS.  | 0-2
Fountain of Dreams
Yung Papaya

CPU Kerfuffle 11 (*2nd place*)
CPU Kerfuffle 25 (exhibition)
CPU Kerfuffle G4 (cutscene)
CPU Kerfuffle 26
CPU Kerfuffle 29

> "No matter who wins this, Yung Papaya has taken out both of them. So Grand Finals is going to be a mess."
>
> Ryan Chongoshow

**Yung Papaya** is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Lucas. He is a young Soundcloud rapper who entered the tournament to win some papaya. His father, a renowned exorcist, had his soul trapped in Yung Papaya's snake which he used to attempt to remove the Crimson from Captain Crimson and CBT Demon. Yung Papaya has also used the name **OG Papaya aka Papayarus** and Sour Spotify in fights.

More recently, Yung Papaya has been working on a pokemon-themed trap album with GenFour, as brought up in the exhibition of CPU Kerfuffle 25.

He became Sour Spotify when Dantoinette 3-stocked him in CPU Kerfuffle 26, but later reverted.

According to Alfred in CPU Kerfuffle 29, Yung Papaya can use his psychic powers to delete people. He has also communicated with his snake father, mentioning absorbing the power of or even killing Gordo's Revenge. When he beats Gordo, he steals $700 dollars from him.
Taako (From TV)

> "In terms of character, this is simply Taako from The Adventure Zone, turning this entire series into elaborate TAZ fanfiction, especially now that he is champion. As respect to the McElroy Brothers, I will do what I can to respect the character."
>
> CPU Kerfuffle: The Lore

## Taako (From TV)

### Appears in

CPU Kerfuffle 7 (*1st/Title Win*)CPU Kerfuffle 8 (*Title Lost*)

CPU Kerfuffle 9 (*13th place*)

Custom Rules: Food (Medium)

Fresh off of his adventure in Faerun, Taako Taaco decides that it’s time for him to take on another universe. Upon coming to the universe of CPU Kerfuffle, he saw a plentitude of popular food-related celebrities such as Guy Fieri and Gordon Ramsey. Upon seeing them get so high, he decided he was going to become Champion so that he could be the most renowned chef in the world. Upon entering Kerfuffle #7, he dealt with Crimson and Crimson’s forces with relative ease, with great help from his experience with both the color red and universe-hopping possessive demonic forces. Fresh off saving the universe, Taako decidedly defeated ICEE to become the new Champion.

Taako's Home Stage is Super Happy Tree (Battlefield Form)
Winston Overwatch

> "Alfred, I need your ankles for science."
>
> Ryan Chongoshow embodying Winston Overwatch

* Winston Overwatch
* Ankle Needer

Ankles

## Relationships

#### ***Alfred:***

Alfred showed great disgust at Winston Overwatch being embodied by Ryan Chongoshow during their time playing Overwatch. To the point where Alfred considering dropping Ryan as a friend all together.

## Notes

* Winston Overwatch's form in CPU Kerfuffle overall may be linked to an evolution created via the use of Alfred's Ankles. This is the culmination of past events seen in "Winston Needs Your Ankles".
Said video is also where this whole bit comes from.
* Afred is probably out for me for making this page, I GOTTA GO.

1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4CiqsKs3b8&t=456s
2. ↑ https://minecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Sprinting
Sting

Sting is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Zero Suit Samus. She was raised by cosmic wasps, and came to G4 to find a king for her hive to raise an army with. She only speaks Bee, which Jon Arbuckle can translate. Captain Quadratic can also understand Bee, and he says that she's well-spoken.

Sting and her wasp hive live on the Pirate Ship stage.
The Carrot Collective

**The Carrot Collective** is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Ice Climbers. They are a massive collective rather than one fighter, although for the most part the fighter shows up as a duo.

## Story

It has been confirmed via Word-of-God from Ryan that, in the Bad Timeline that Folk is from, the Carrot Collective killed Hamburger Helper with the help of Perfect Spriteman. In the Bad Timeline, Spriteman was never cured because Folk never brought back the antacids.

## Notes

* The Carrot Collective was originally submitted as an Olimar, but a mistake led to them being switched. Crimsonaut was already an Olimar in Gaiden 2, so for the sake of variety the Carrot Collective was changed.
* Like a lot of the kerfuffles in kerfuffle, this ended up being the catalyst for something powerful.
Whip

> "The only thing mentioned is that she's a cowgirl baby."
>
> Ryan Chongoshow

**Whip** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Zero Suit Samus. It is confirmed that Whip has a horse by the name of Neigh-Neigh. Whip has an extremely elegant fighting style, and has incredible spacing, but severely lacks kill power.
The Florida Bloodlust Alignment Chart Incident

> 'WE KEEP LOSING WAYWARD COMPASS!"
>
> Somebody in the Discord coice chat, but also the entire Discord voice chat's soul on that day.

> "I have to snip tool the bitch box, otherwise it can't be saved"
>
> Zia under stress from the universe

The Florida Bloodlust Alignment Chart Incident was an event that took place on 4/2/2021, in which after the CPU Kerfuffle Tier List of who Zia could beat up in real life incident, Zia and the numerous voices of the Discord got together to rank where the members of CPU Kerfuffle would go in terms of a Low To High Florida and Bloodlust Alignment chart.

Nagito Komaeda Danganronpa showed up and was an omen of bad luck. In-addition the Bitch Box was also created.

## Bitch Box is Unpenisable™ Arc

The Bitch Box is Unpenisable Arc™ takes place as part of the incident, where Captain Quadratic continues to break the Bitch Box in order to free Dr. Order from it's containment.

## Notes

The Chart is cut off on the page itself because the High Florida side is causing too much chaos to be contained within the normal formatting.
Team Cash Money

> " A team that knows how to make some bank. Whether it be through sponsorships, stocks, fashion, merchandise, or just owning a whole company, these are the ones who will make bank, and winning CPUKerfuffle will make that number go WAY up! If you like getting wads, then this is the team for you."
>
> CPU Kerfuffle: The Lore

## Team Cash Money

#### **Members**

* ICEE
* Jimbo
* Spriteman
* Mozilla
* Sauceboss
* Dan
* UPS Founder
* Spaghebbi
* Chili's
* Insta Jennifer
* Venus
* Bling Bling Boy
* Duck Duck and Go
* Morshu
* Rubberband Rebecca
* Lemon Aid
* Celadon

#### **Notes**

* Team Cash Money was one of the original four teams formed by Iggy Koopa.
* Category:Team Cash Money also displays all current members of Team Cash Money.
Twist

> "Hi, welcome to MY GIRLFRIEND!"
>
> Twist

**Twist** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle who is represented by Zelda. Twist is the first canon member of Red Kraken to be in a Kerfuffle, and is the first member of Team Craken to make it to Grand Finals. She was also the first person to defeat Plum K. Rool, then known as Punished K. Rool.

## Story

Twist is a canon member of Red Kraken and is just using Zelda as an avatar in CPU Kerfuffle. She is well known for extremely hype plays and dominating offense. After CPU Kerfuffle 13, she started dating fellow Kerfuffle fighter Chili's.
Visible Man

* Visible
* Invisible/Partially Visible

> "Well, I mean, Partially Visible Man is bi."
>
> Nando

**Visible Man**, aka **Partially Visible Man** and **Invisible Man**, is a fighter CPU Kerfuffle represented by Snake. He is married to Princess Remedy. Visible Man, like Dantoinette, is one of few fighters to defeat Captain Valentine.