Donkey kong vs sabrewulf

which large animal powerhouse can punch powerfuller

boomstick: everbody likes animals like dk the dark red gorilla

wiz: and sabrewulf the big bad wolf from killer instinct

boomstick: which one of these powerful videogame animal is the deadly fighters he's wiz and i'm boomstick

wiz: and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a death battle

### donkey kong

(jungle horror song)

boomstick: the jungle a dangerous place full of danger

wiz: danger that's dangerous at every turn of danger

boomstick: lions, cheetahs and leopards oh my! but you forgot 1 thing gorillas are king of the jungle

(dk jungle level v2 super smash bros for wii u)

wiz: correctamundo but that game gets a gorilla that gorilla is also known as donkey kong!

(\*donkey kong pounded his chest\*)

boomstick: dk is a dark red mountain gorilla that obliterated all of his deadly enemies who get on his way dk got millions of weapons like both of his bare hands run you over by roll over like a armadillo jungle rush (dk punch you million times) and his favorite weapon is the colossal punch weirdos in the internet call it banana slamma! (\*donkey kong punches the kalimbia tiki\*)

(donkey kong country returns barrel rocket 2)

wiz: dk got a barrel by hits enemies with it his coconut gun can fire it spirts if he shoots it's gonna hurt grape shooter can hit you with it but you probably die and the dk barrel give dk extra lives

boomstick: come on wiz dk is not that stupid except he use that banana as a phone

(clef jungle song)

boomstick: especially his biggest obstacle is his own anger issues

wiz: donkey kong is the grandson of a gorilla who long ago ran rampant in a city and did battle with the now famous mario atop a construction site which culminated in the gorilla's capture and then led to his son rescuing him after escaping the apes fled to a remote island and claimed it as their own naming it dk island years later the gorilla's son would bear a child destined to rule the island and this particular ape would eventually grow up to become donkey kong 3 one of the seven star children and the latest in a line of kongs to be named donkey kong however despite the responsibilities in front of him dk is quite a slacker and something of a dimwit only really reacting to threats on the island if his banana hoard is threatened should the motivation strike though donkey kong will make sure that his opponents feel his fury

boomstick: if something separates him from his precious fruit stockpile someone is going to die

king k rool: good match once again win i lose no harm no fowl let's call it a day hmm what do you say?

donkey kong: banana slamma!

(\*dk's hand punches the camera\*)

### sabrewulf

(killer instinct sabrewulf song tooth and claw)

boomstick: it was a dark and stormy night baron konrad von get infected by a big bad wolf as he transformed into sabrewulf

(\*sabrewulf howl at the full moon and look at the camera\*)

wiz: a monster roam the landscape with super strength, razor sharp claws and terrifying teeth

boomstick: wolves like to hunt in groups also known as packs

wiz: but sabrewulf ments to be alone

boomstick: k that wolf can run over 60 mph

wiz: ah look sabrewulf is like nothing he's ever fought

boomstick: he is powerful as mor'du

wiz: yes sabrewulf completely really was powerful as mor'du

(wolf in sheep's clothing nightcore)

boomstick: sabrewulf get into a fight riptor the light kick can destroy you at 7 pounds of pressure but his favorite is his ultimate rage can kill you at 1.200 pounds of pressure including riptor

wiz: ugh yes but just forget it!

boomstick: remember everybody you can run but you can't hide from this big bad wolf!

(\*sabrewulf beat the crap out of riptor by pound him to pieces millions times\*)

narrator from killer instinct: ultra combo!

### let the fight begin

wiz: alright the combatants let's end this debate once and for all

boomstick: it's time for a death battle

### the fight

(\*dk was vigilating nobody kidnap his crystal coconut and the banana hoard too but sabrewulf accidentally obliterated the banana hoard causes dk get angry at sabrewulf by obliterated the banana hoard he pounded his chest in rage as sabrewulf snarled at donkey kong as they get into a fight!\*)

announcer: fight

(\*the 2 animal powerhouses attack each other sabrewulf attacks first by launching his paws to dk but dk steps to the side avoiding sabrewulf's 1st attack the wolf tries to kill dk by slamming his paw on top of dk but ends up missing as dk avoids again sabrewulf gets furious repeatedly and rapidly slamming his paws to the ground but dk avoids every scratch sabrewulf tries scratching dk but dk grab his jaw and slam sabrewulf's face with his bare hands dk uses his advantage by punching sabrewulf's stomach next doing an uppercut to lose sabrewulf's balance slamming both fists on sabrewulf's head, and finally doing a blow on sabrewulf's torso knocking the wolf backwards into a orange tree due to dk's deadly force dk sees a small log as dk gets an idea as sabrewulf shake his head he get hit by a coconut sabrewulf notices that donkey kong is swinging on a vine fire coconuts with his coconut gun all the coconuts are flying at sabrewulf's face he was also hit by them the wolf is dizzy and the bump grew on top of the wolf's head all of the flying coconuts turn back once dk evaded them the wolf was then hit by one of the coconuts on the back of his head the wolf realizes the all of the coconuts are aiming at himself at the same time sabrewulf was preparing to evade but donkey Kong charges in and punches sabrewulf upward to the air but dodge it but pounces donkey kong and hit dk's torso dk recovers from the wolf's blows dk uses this time to kill sabrewulf with his foot also dodge it and punches all of the flying coconuts was then launched up to the air as sabrewulf looked dk runs away to prevent from being hit by any more coconuts suddenly sabrewulf try to cut dk's back with his razor sharp claws sabrewulf realizes dk is gone sabrewulf smell on the floor scratching his head to wonder where is dk as the wolf stands up after giving up from finding dk dk punches the wolf in the back making sabrewulf slam into the ground then he swing tree vines to hide As sabrewulf recovers from the surprise attack dk then continues swing through tree to tree multiple surprise attacks on the wolf sabrewulf go berserk try jump on top of every trees which disrupts and obliterate dk ways by trying to bite dk's back and stab dk's right hand with his razor sharp claws dk then land back to the ground and charges at sabrewulf making the wolf notice him dk uses the banana slamma at sabrewulf but instead of punching sabrewulf's face he instead punches his balls, blast the wolf away and also causes him to let out a yelp dk pounded his chest in victory\*)

### results

boomstick: oh now i feel bad for donkey kong, dk also punch kalimbia tiki into the sky and get into a fight with king k rool by defeated him several times

(\*connections: dk and sabrewulf both are powerful animals from games they also got super strength destructive enough by murder there deadly enemies (\*like mugly and riptor\*) and get into a fight with fighters way powerful than both of them (\*like king k rool and fulgore\*) and they also had there favourite goals (\*donkey kong protect his crystal coconut from mugly and mugly's army and protect the banana hoard from king k rool and the kremling gang while sabrewulf protect his territory\*)\*)

wiz: dk may look like an idiot to me but he protect the jungle and the banana hoard while he was able to murder donkey kong

boomstick: looks like sbarewulf put dk through living... kanell

wiz: the winner is sabrewulf