Lorenzo

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Lorenzo in a recent video

**Sid Raymond** (aka **Lorenzo**, **Lorenzo The Clown** and **Lorenzo The Dead**) is one of the main antagonists of the BDF Network. He is a self-proclaimed hard-working, and tax-paying citizen who loves to accuse lower-class people of being on welfare. He is constantly known for targeting Bubba Dunk Funkin, Billy Bob Tanley, Hood Gang Network, and others accusing them for being on welfare.

## Intro & Quotes

* Greetings, I am Lorenzo (The Dead, The Clown)
* YouTube needs Lorenzo
* You're all on welfare!
* Stop abusing the welfare system!
* Welfare bums
* <(insert name)>, you're on welfare! / is on welfare!
* Get off your lazy backside and make something of yourself
* <(insert name)> should belong/belongs in jail.
* Still resorting the violence, in which is wrong, violence is wrong.
* Violence is wrong
* What goes around, comes around
* GET JOBS!!!!
* YOU WORTHLESS WELFARE BUMS!!!!!
* Made you look at yourself in the mirror and realize what a pathetic worthless bum you really are!
* You are a criminal
* You will get what’s coming to you!
* I will be back on business
* Back in Business!! \*\*chuckles\*\*
* Good Day Sirs!
* My name is Sid Raymond, you don’t know what I’m capable of
* In Lorenzo We Trust
* ENOUGH!!!!
* NO!!! PUT IT AWAY!!!! PUT IT AWAY!!!!
* Please, I beg you, no more, I can give you anything you want, money, jewels, anything that you have dreamed of, just, no more!!!
* I Can Explain!!!

### Nicknames & Insults

* Bald Rich Clown, fuckin shit-eating fucktard, Pure fucking evil clown, piece of shit, fake little bitch, Pansy Little Bitch, Welfaremania (Bubba Dunk Funkin)
* Bald Gay Clown, distraction, Susan’s #1 bitch, leech, troll (Billy Bob Tanley)
* Gaylenzo
* Wealthy, handsome, successful human being, taxpayer, hard-working citizen, good guy (Self-Proclaimed)
* Bitch clown, clown cunt (Masked Hobo)
* Criminal, thief, murderer, bitch, fuckface, welfare obsessed freak (Barry Stoner)
* Big fat phony, fraud, Circus Clown, Sid Raymond the Circus Clown, Trash (Green Psycho 17)
* Sinner (Damien)
* Sid Gaymond, Welfare Man, Fly, Clown Boi, Fly Boi, Virgin (George\_Something)

## Biography

### Past Life

Lorenzo was originally a criminal counterfeiter called "Sid Raymond." Sid was raised into luxury and privilege by his parents, and they later died at the age of 25 from unknown circumstances. He would inherit the money from his parents to build a Forgery Office, so he could counterfeit money to hire some hitmen to kill and steal from people. Until his Forgery Office was raided, he was arrested for Forgery Business, where he got sent to prison and met another prisoner named Larry. Somehow, Sid was released from jail due to some fuckups during a court hearing, in which he allegedly bribed the judge. After being released, he changed his name from "Sid Raymond" to "Lorenzo" to get away from the crimes that he had caused.

## Fates/Deaths

Lorenzo met his fate six times; in other words, he died five times except for one. His soul was once stripped of his powers and weakened by Steve the Devil’s ritual which turned him back into a mortal, and his soul was sucked inside a box, trapping him, but not killing him.

1. Spike Hazard shot Lorenzo dead for sending Crazy Skull to Kill Nasty Jack
2. Steve the Devil made a ritual that made Lorenzo return as a mere mortal, and later Spike Hazard trapped his soul inside a box
3. He died in a similar way he killed Barry Stoner back when he was Lorenzo the Dead, it was the third and final wish granted by him in which backfired somehow.
4. Damien sang a lullaby (he gave Lorenzo a Mind Rape causing his soul to go back straight to hell)
5. Banished by Vordecai for failing his mission to cleanse the BDF Network
6. Wished Away by Mr. Chuckles and George\_Something with a help from the Freakshow fanbase making videos wishing him away

### The First Demise of Lorenzo

Lorenzo's first tragedy happened after he talked down to Bubba and his family accusing them on welfare, he then sent crazy skull to kill Nasty Jack causing grief to Billy Bob Tanley, Jim Funkin among others who've been friends with and knew so well, so then Jim Funkin gave Spike Hazard a weapon to finish off Lorenzo, alongside a doppleganger of Lorenzo's key house, upon entering his mansion, Lorenzo questions about how he did get in here and then Spike Hazard with a cigarette in his hand chastised Lorenzo for everything he had caused angering him to then he quickly pull the trigger and kill him, leading to Spike's arrest for murdering Lorenzo, and his mansion to get sold to Buddy the Bunny, whom the latter won't acknowledge what's happening next.

### Resurrection as Lorenzo the Dead/Second fate

Buddy witnessed many hauntings in Lorenzo's sold mansion until he shitlessly scared ran away from it "retiring", so then Lorenzo shows up as Lorenzo the Dead for the first time in which forces Bubba to surrender his channel, only to everything end up in failure leading his soul to be strapped off powers by Steve the Devil and sucked inside a box.

Later on, Lorenzo starts screaming like a Ninny inside a box talking about Bubba and welfare system like usual, he then gets unleashed thanks to Mr. Chuckles in which threatens to finish off Bubba with his three wishes, only for it to backfire.

### Real Identity Revealed

His true identity as "Sid Raymond" was revealed by Barry Stoner. He was shown sitting in a bar, wearing a beanie, a hobo-esque attire, depending on alcohol and drugs to drain away his "depression." He was currently homeless and living in a shelter, but in reality, his mansion was being protested by angry protestors. He was waiting in the middle of the streets until the protesters got tired and ran away because he was afraid of having his legs broken by the protesters.

### The Third Demise of Lorenzo

He would return to his mansion, only to get knocked out and tied up by Barry Stoner, who was fed up with Lorenzo's antics. Barry knew somebody who could finish off Lorenzo, known as Damien, who appeared mysteriously through voices, heartbeats, murmurs, baby crying, and disturbing images. Lorenzo demanded the entity to "introduce himself." Then the entity stated that Lorenzo didn't give out "good lessons to people," and he was "giving clowns a really bad name." Damien proceeded to kill Lorenzo off by singing a sleeping song with his torturous voice as Lorenzo started to see disturbing images until he was finally dead.

Later on, Vasilios revealed that he was behind Lorenzo’s success all along, and he was doing his dirty work. And thus, recently, when Vasilios gave up working for him, he said he would be nothing without him. Lorenzo refused him, stating that he stands alone on the way to kill Billy Bob Tanley to no avail, which began a “Lovers Quarrel” between him and his top henchman.

### Vordecai revives Lorenzo

Billy Bob Tanley found out that Steve the Darkness was still alive albeit still being tormented as Vasilios joined forces with him. He got revived thanks to Vordecai, which helped him continue to plague Billy, Bubba, and his friends once again—saying the same old shit as usual. He would worship Susan Wojcicki and taunt Billy Bob Tanley for being "jealous" of her. Lorenzo would try to hijack Billy's iPhone by sending him multiple applications and creating a dating site. Also, hacking Billy’s computer, which gave him a virus, and then blaming it on him, which in reality, he was the one behind this.

### Lorenzo The Dead returns

Lorenzo would respond to the BDF Network and Bubba Dunk Funkin. They claimed that Lorenzo wasn't powerful enough after Vordecai revived him. Lorenzo would announce that "his time has come" and that the BDF Network has no clue what's coming next. He would unveil a voodoo skull that would turn him back to his living dead form, signifying his return as "Lorenzo The Dead." He has started placing curses on other channels.

### The Fourth Demise of Lorenzo

After all the curses, Lorenzo's patience reached his limit, making Bubba Dunk Funkin make his final decision. Bubba responded by uploading a video in which contains a thumbnail of him looking distressed and obligated to surrender his channel, in which turned out to be clickbait to troll Lorenzo. Vordecai regretting to bring Lorenzo back to life banished him for failing to contribute with Vordecai’s bidding, which resulted in Lorenzo's curses being lifted. Steve the Darkness' gained his powers back, Green Psycho XVII's explosive diarrhea was gone. Bubba Dunk Funkin was rehired to continue his job at Pizza Hut (he was fired due to Lorenzo's curse).

### Beef with George\_Something and Fifth Demise

Lorenzo somehow came back to life, again, and he would typically state that “You can’t keep a good guy down” according to him, he would once again talk about the same shit as usual, once he started mentioning George’s name in his “examples” of welfare bums who are “robbing” the “taxpayer” George eventually rebuked every claims he had, leading Lorenzo to typically play the victim card by calling him an online bully, they would eventually respond to each-other’s videos until George reaches his wits end and proposes a challenge such as No Holds Barred Match, Boxing and Basketball match, Lorenzo declined every-single challenge because he thinks all sports are violent and to add insult to injury he called Basket Legends thugs just like he called George a thug, he declined these challenges until he agreed with the No Holds Barred fight, Barry eventually overheard this and Gave George a warning that Lorenzo had a trick upon his sleeve.

He then crowned himself as a god, in which he has a catchphrase that appears in the end of some of his videos in which says "In Lorenzo We Trust".

Once George went into a place for his confrontation that Lorenzo mentioned to him privately, he waited for him only for him to not show up and pay one of the obsidians (whom later revealed himself to be Edgar) to shoot George in an attempt to kill him resulting in an ambush armed against him, and then Lorenzo states that he won by walking away and that “violence is wrong”, and that he would never harm a fly even if it’s a scum according to his eyes, his braggart tendencies would end up catching Mr. Chuckles’ eyes and he would chastise Lorenzo for not showing up and that he’s a coward, once George responded to Chuckles’ video in distrust of him, Chuckles suggested that he would encourage the Freakshow Alliance to wish Lorenzo away, he adds that he does not take sides unless someone trusts him, George after talking to his Allies privately agreed with his wish suggestion to banish Lorenzo to never come back to life, and told the audience that the more videos that people make, more power he gets, he then told Chuckles that he would fuck his shit up if he messes it up, then he uses an orb to wish Lorenzo away, in which shows people’s videos wishing him away, Mr Chuckles grants his wish, sending Lorenzo to the underworld for good, ending his run for now.

## Personality

Lorenzo is portrayed as a pretentious, greedy, sleazy, arrogant, egotistical, wealthy, opportunistic and a snobbish braggart despite wearing a clown makeup, and he speaks in an upperclass British accent most of the time, he even has a tendency to brag about everything he has such as "intelligence, tidy mind, well manners, beauty and wealth".

His well known traits is his loud mouthed attitude and his self-centered mind, he didn't even start his career on youtube without talking down to others, specially Bubba Dunk Funkin, Billy Bob Tanley, Green Psycho XVII and many others, he has a heavily judgemental side like criticizing people’s lifestyle and the way they dress differently than him.

He also has an intimidating alter-ego in which scared away Buddy the Bunny making him to move away from the mansion, in which he gets a power to cast curses and make miracles, but then in the second time it ends up being cliché in which leads him to just cast curses to Bubba and his friends, only for him to get banished back to the depths of hell for stalling Vordecai in his mission.

His persona is shown to be a facade, he thinks he is a high classed individual listening to classical music in his phone in which in reality he is shown to be a big sad outlawed murdering thief, he doesn't hold any qualms for poking fun at homeless people calling them people on welfare, and also when it comes to this, he is proven to be much of a hypocrite despite being so wealthy his house is shown to not be in a good shape like his garage in which is shown to be a huge mess of motorcycles unorganized and overlaid on top of each other.

However along the way, he is shown to be such a sore loser, he doesn't even learn anything about his defeats, and he keeps stating the same old thing like "You can't keep a good guy down" despite the fact he is really the opposite of everything that he said, he never goes into details about his endless returns.

Lorenzo is shown to be persistent when it comes to death, during his career he just comes back to life only to mess with Bubba and his friends in which ends up in failure and he thinks he is a good person despite being so oblivious about his heinousness.

He even has a trait of playing the victim card by claiming that Billy Bob Tanley, Bubba Dunk Funkin, Mrs. Funkin, Green Psycho XVII, George Something are robbing him thinking that he's getting outrageous taxes because of them, he thinks that he is a landlord of them in which in reality they are not, he is oblivious and denies the most convincing statements that they already have jobs and also in which he considered all these counter arguments for being “cyberbullied”.

Lorenzo is pretty much of a petty coward when it comes to confrontation, when George proposed a challenge to Lorenzo while both others being Boxing and Basketball, he doesn’t even take any action of the challenges, he proposed to George the first challenge the no holds barred fight only to walk away as he states that “violence is wrong” while he murdered people for his personal gain, and to add Insult to Injury he chickened out by hiring one of the obsidians to do his dirty work for him so he couldn’t “get his hands dirty on him”.

Lorenzo’s overall pretentiousness and his smug personality leads him up into being confronted by a bunch of people like Spike Hazard, Damien, Barry Stoner and Mr. Chuckles who would eventually give him a piece of his mind, he is easily reduced to a begging groveling heap, who has the audacity to fruitlessly beg them with cash, check, money and whatever to absolute no avail.

## YouTube Career

His YouTube channel consists of him talking about taxpayer stuff, and he claims to create content to "educate" people. Lorenzo frequently accuses BDF Network, BBT Network, Hood Gang Network, Otis, Barry Stoner, and Spike Hazard of being on welfare. Lorenzo appeared in many sagas with the BBT/BDF Network, such as "The Lorenzo Saga," "Lorenzo The Dead Saga," "Lorenzo's Revenge Saga," "Lorenzo's 50millionth Return Saga" and "Battle of the YouTubers Saga."

Once he makes video responses about his outcomes, he thinks that nothing is gonna work, he’s going nowhere and that they can’t keep a “good guy” down, most people prove it otherwise and assures that he’s predictable.

## Criminal Record

Since he was Sid Raymond, he proceeded with his crimes after he changed his name:

* **Forgery Business:** Lorenzo inherited loads of money from his parents to build up a forgery office to get himself arrested.
* **Fraud:** once, he had a forgery office he frauded money from other people to make himself wealthier at other people's expenses.
* **Arson:** Lorenzo once set Bubba's favorite grocery store on fire as a "warning" to him.
* **Bribery:** Lorenzo bribed the court to get himself cleared off the charges.
* **Contract Killing:** Lorenzo hired Crazy Skull, Vasilios the Gruesome and Fologi Daggerson to do his dirty work
* **Murder:** Lorenzo killed Barry Stoner as Lorenzo the Dead, and he killed Big Baz by stabbing him right onto his chest
* **Vandalism:** Lorenzo sent his henchmen to destroy Bubba Dunk Funkin's shack, where he used to jerk off to Hot Women (Especially Female Wrestlers).
* **Blackmailing:** After banishing Green's weed supplies, Lorenzo sent a letter to him and Billy Bob Tanley to "help them get a job."
* **Drug Abuse:** Lorenzo was shown smoking weed inside a bar after his true colors (including those from his past) we're exposed by Barry Stoner
* **Manslaughter:** as mentioned by Barry Stoner, Lorenzo murdered people for money. It was not just once he had a forgery office, but after when he changed his identity.
* **Hijacking:** He was responsible for giving Billy Bob Tanley countless viruses on his computer and his iPhone.

## Gallery

### Outfits

Lorenzo as seen in his debut videoLorenzo in a festive sweater upon meeting his fateLorenzo's reappearance as "Lorenzo the Dead" for the first timeLorenzo in a Business Suit after failing to cleanse Bubba Dunk Funkin's channelLorenzo seen inside a BoxLorenzo seen plotting to have a payback to Bubba Dunk Funkin with three wishes from Mr. ChucklesLorenzo's alternate suit (Sid Raymond)Lorenzo after getting his real identity revealedLorenzo's same outfit shown from the previous one but without his beanie onLorenzo in a suit and tieLorenzo the Dead second reappearance (June 2, 2022)Lorenzo in the same suit and tie from past year about to make a returnLorenzo as Sid Raymond for a second timeLorenzo in a Blue Suit and TieLorenzo "working hard" like usual
#### Miscellaneous

Lorenzo shown as a fly in George\_Something's videoAn artist's depiction of the said imageLorenzo making a suggestive-looking face on cameraLorenzo rotting in hell for good