Kedabory's Muppet Mania

**Kedabory's Muppet Mania** is a Summer 2023 fanfiction based on *The Muppet Show* and the Kedabory Verse as a whole.

## Summary

The Muppet Show has returned to the theatre, with new acts, new faces, and of course, new ways for everything to devolve into chaos.

## Episodes

### Episode 1: Welcome Back

On the first showing of the revived Muppet Show, Bear and his friends have all come to be guest stars. The show has a strong start with a stylized performance of "We Didn't Start the Fire", chronicling the history of the Muppets, their shows and movies, their performers, and more.

The second act is Annie Sue singing a cutesy rendition of "How Much is That Doggy in the Window", much to Miss Piggy's fury. This is soon followed by Bear and the Cha-Cha Sliders performing "The Bear Cha-Cha-Cha".

Backstage, thing start to go wrong as Miss Piggy and Annie Sue fight, some of the kids chase after a runaway prop, and the prop room itself is a disaster zone. Theresa attempts to console Kermit, but she's quickly shown why he's so concerned when the Muppet Labs sketch ends with the loss of a body part.

Sam tries to give an editorial about the amount of violence present in television. He is concerned about impressionable children imitating these acts. This also ends with disaster as all around him, the Muppets are fighting and hurting each other; Miss Piggy is still after Annie Sue, and Animal is trying to maul Rizzo, requiring at least three Muppets to try and pull them apart. Eventually, the Swedish Chef subdues Animal with a frying pan, and shortly after, he takes out Sam as well.

Backstage, Kermit has given up and wants to close the show. He opens up to Scooter about how he feels that he can never live up to the original Muppet Show, and that every time they try, it fails. He unintentionally gives the others an idea to save the show by starting to sing "You Will Be Found", prompting Bear to console him, which the other Muppets quickly join in. Everyone puts together an elaborate dance to perform, and the audience loves it so much, all of them, even Statler and Waldorf, sing along. Kermit is given the opportunity for the final line, and ends the show on a high note.

#### Characters

* Scooter Hunt
* Bear
* Tutter
* Sandrine Kitty
* Pip and Pop
* Ojo
* Treelo
* Lumpy Cow
* Theresa Grant
* Kermit the Frog
* Dr. Teeth
* Floyd Pepper
* Janice Flowerfield
* Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
* Beaker Honeydew
* Chef Tom Breiner
* Rizzo the Rat
* Wayne and Wanda
* Gonzo
* Fozzie Bear
* Rowlf the Dog
* Yolanda Rat
* Sweetums
* Robin the Frog
* Dr. Julius Strangepork
* Beauregard
* Sam Eagle
* Statler and Waldorf
* Annie Sue
* Lew Zealand

### Chapter 2: Sophie Small

#### Characters

* Scooter Hunt
* Sophie Small
* Kermit the Frog
* Statler and Waldorf
* Gonzo
* Beauregard
* Rowlf the Dog
* Animal
* Sussie Chinman
* Darwin Watterson
* Teri Myer
* Chef Tom Breiner
* Chef Clara Fournier
* Miss Piggy

### Chapter 3: The Northern Sisters

#### Characters

* Scooter Hunt
* Sierra Madrigal
* Stefanie Madrigal
* Sabrina Madrigal
* Kermit the Frog
* Sam Eagle
* Wayne and Wanda
* Statler and Waldorf
* Nicholas Breiner
* Chef Tom Breiner
* Crazy Harry
* Rizzo the Rat
* Miss Piggy
* Gonzo
* Yolanda Rat
* Beaker Honeydew
* Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
* Fozzie Bear
* Mirabel Madrigal
* Luisa Madrigal
* Isabela Madrigal
* Lee Takahata
* Alma Madrigal
* Julieta Madrigal
* Pepa Madrigal
* Camilo Madrigal
* Bobby Benson
* Padma Madrigal
* Benito Madrigal
* Juana Madrigal
* Catalina Madrigal
* Fran Reid
* Jeffrey "Jeff" Dubois
* Antonio Madrigal
* Félix Madrigal
* Agustín Madrigal
* Denise Paul
* Mitch Dubois
* Linda Dubois
* Dolores Madrigal
* Mariano Madrigal
* Bruno Madrigal

### Chapter 6: Muppets' Funniest Home Videos

#### Characters

* Scooter Hunt
* Kermit the Frog
* Miss Piggy
* Animal
* Fozzie Bear
* Gonzo
* Beaker Honeydew
* Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
* Chef Tom Breiner
* Beauregard
* Dr. Teeth
* Kirsten Breiner
* Nicholas Breiner
* Chef Clara Fournier
* Nathalie Fournier
* Gabrielle Fournier

### Chapter 9: Seraphina

#### Characters

* Scooter Hunt
* Seraphina
* Kermit the Frog
* Dr. Teeth
* Floyd Pepper
* Janice Flowerfield
* Animal
* Statler and Waldorf
* Annie Sue
* Rowlf the Dog
* Hamantha Pig

### Chapter 10: Fraggles + Interlude: Where are Zoot and Lips?

#### Characters

* Scooter Hunt
* Gobo Fraggle
* Mokey Fraggle
* Wembley Fraggle
* Boober Fraggle
* Red Fraggle
* Kermit the Frog
* Fozzie Bear
* Robin the Frog
* Animal
* Miss Piggy
* Gonzo
* Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
* Beaker Honeydew
* Rowlf the Dog
* Annie Sue
* Statler and Waldorf
* Chef Tom Breiner
* Chef Clara Fournier
* Theresa Grant
* Janice Flowerfield
* Floyd Pepper (interlude only)
* Dr. Teeth (interlude only)
* Andre "Zoot" Zootowski (interlude only)
* Russell "Lips" McGill (interlude only)

## Trivia

* This fanfic first began publication on August 27th, 2023.