Shrekempire

The shrek empire, is a empire

located in Algeria ,Chad ,Germany ,France ,England ,Estonia ,Saudi Arabia and even colonies on Mars and different universes! At 7,006,217km2 we are

## Relations and opinions

### Friends

borst dynastyunion of barneykingdom of Skylosnake empireB.S.S.Retc.

### Enemies

union of barneycentral dingle landdankey republic

## Is of importants

### Börk

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one of the most biggest Empires in the world. The first recording of the Shreks was in 1 BC in luwīzīyana (modern day Louisiana). With a population of 200,000, the shrek government was made of 200 shreks to decide the fate of the people. The shrek government lead by Lord Faquaad was very corrupt and committed apartheid against the dankeys which would come very important much later down our timeline. The shrek empire was born when a man by the name of shrek bon valise made an organization called The Luminatti to protect the Shreks from " The matrix" and to get rid of the government and become a communist empire. On the 25th of June 1bc Shrek bon valise and his associates marched across the streets of luwīzīyana to collect supporters when the government heard the news about the march they thought it was a rebellion which it was but we dont see it like that. So they sent 200 armed guards down to were shrek bon valise was. Valise saw them and he new that he would be imprisoned for life or be killed so he shouted at the guards " LIGMA!" the guards responded "wats LIGMA?" "LIGMA BALLS!" Valise shouted. In a fit of rage the guards shot at valise. Valise was shot in his right lung killing him . His associates saw he was shot they grabbed blunt weapons near them and ran at the guards beating their heads in killing them. people saw this act and being scrutinized joined them starting the shrek revolution.

The Shrek Revolution/civil war

" In luwīzīyana the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the guns below. We are the Dead. Short days ago We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow, Loved and were loved, and now we lie, In luwīzīyana. Take up our quarrel with the foe: To you from failing hands we throw The torch; be yours to hold it high. If ye break faith with us who We shall not sleep, though poppies grow in  Inluwīzīyana." a poem by soldier shrek dan the Shrek revolution lasted 5 months with gruesome fighting and brutle war crimes committed by the Government. the revolutionist were way out numbered by 2 mil to 500,000 but the revolutionist won the war at the battle of Swampville. By this time out of the 2mil gov soldiers only a quater of them were left were the revolutionist had 350,739 soldiers left. 5 days of brutal fighting ending with a surrender from the Government. The shrek leaders were found and imprisoned with this would start a whole new chapter in Shrek history.

The beginning of an Empire

Winning the war a leader was elected of the Shrek Empire was Shrek bon valises son. Sir Shreklin von valise when he was crowned he immediatly started to industrialized the empire making weapons, cars, trains, and military veichles. he even made shrek life better with healthcare free education free petrol for a month etc and even the introduction Marxism. though Shrek life was good. But behind the sheets was a dark side the persecutions of the Dankeys.

The Dankeys

The dankeys were immigrants from Cuba who settled with Shreks in modern day Louisiana the Dankeys traded Rum, spices and sugar with the shreks. The dankeys became very fond with the Shrek government and became vivid supporters with the Government, with even some dankeys fightting for the Gov making up of half of the Gov army. The Dankeys saw the revolutionists as threats to their trade business and they supported the Gov who was going to win the revolution but the revolutionist won. The Dankeys were shocked! many Dankey familys left and went back to Cuba but many didnt make the grueling trip through the swamps to the coast and through the treacherous seas back to Cuba.

Apartheid against the Dankeys

in the morning in 48BC Shrek soldiers raided Dankey houses ripping them out of there homes Men , women and children were put into carts blind folded and gagged they were transported to unknown locations the name of the unknown locations were Shrekwitz Shrekanau, Danchau, Detriot. 17 million Dankeys were killed at Shrekwitz Shrekanau the rest of the Dankeys went into exile or slavery but a very small portion of Dankeys hid from the shreks. The apartheid against the Dankeys lasted 9 years. It has been estimated between those 9 years over 68 million dankeys were killed but the number is probably even higher.

The Shrek empire

The Shrek empire from then to now has made stronger weapons better life for our residents and have been awarded the number 1 empire in trading of all time we have had 100 new leaders since the beggining of the Shrek empire and have changed over 3 flags over the years representing new ideologies and people

Our wars

Shrek0-barno war we won

war with darth empire we won

war with edp republic we won

and now war with bonnie republic we won

Exploding the universe

in the early morning of June 2022 the universe exploded killing all inside of it. It all started when the 100th leader Comissar Shrek Rockwell diagnosed with paranoia. Demanded in one of his paranoia sessions to explode the universe. with the S.I.M.D.F ( Shrek international missile defense force) having new employees and had not known about the leaders paranoid sessions which was hid from the public. So when the call came in they hesitated but pressed the button....

The Universe Exploding

All Shrek missiles were launched into the atmosphere and came right back down on Earth BOOM! The universe had exploded the solar system gone and with so much energy from the explosion and the energy from the exploding planets and Sun turned our universe into a black hole unknown to all Comissar Rockwell notified other nations presidents and escaped our universe to a multiverse on a single rocket ship driven by two scientists who would end up changing history.

A new planet

" The rocket ship landed we stepped out and looked at our new home it looked like Earth it felt like those movies you see and you don't if its a dream or not but it was impressive." B.S.S.R Leader. They had found a new planet and they started building luckily they had a cloning machine to make workers but the 2 scientists had different ideas instead

The 2 Scientists

Scientist Shrek Schwann and Shrek Schleiden unknown to the others had started to craft a time machine to go back in time to stop the world from exploding and change our leader so they did. It took them 5 months or 4 earth years to build they done it they powered it on and went back in time to stop the BIG BANG " it felt like a matter of seconds but we were in the past not to early or late but at the perfect time. The perfect time when Comissar Rockwell was elected as leader we loaded our rayguns and went to our positions we practiced this forever at 12'Oclock the ceremony started right as Comissar was taking the oath Schwann shot Comissar striking his right leg melting it. Everyone ran he shot again it hitted him in the head killing him "but it was my job to end it with a bang right before the ceremony i planted 5 hydrogen bombs underneath the stage just incase if they could revive him u could say were intergalactical terrorist but we dont think that i pressed the button BOOM! we died but we ended the future changing history to bring it back to normal no explosion no comissar nothin." ( Note from Schleidens journal page.45.

The New leader

in a state of shock everyone was brang back to life buildings rebuilt everything back to normal a new leader was elected Emperor Qadaffi who is doing a good job so far and has committed anything bad but time will tell

The Present

We have found the hiding Dankeys and sent them back to Cuba we have killed our leader stopping the universe exploding meaning that i dont have the best K/D but i digress. we have became a netural nation and are now trading with borat dynasty and other nations. We now have a new emperor Emperor Qadaffi

so ye THnks for reading this mess i hope u enjoyed the history but i will make edits to it later

25/09/22

so ye i have decided to stop doing Rp because i realized im 16 doing this with 12 yr old croats and have decided to do ww2 wheelspinners and has been pretty good my latest vid just hit 14.5k views which ain't bad ngl ok see ya