Misadventures

Misadventures is a Spin-off of Adventures of Greasemixer, which takes more of a funny and comedic approach, with different antagonists.

In 2020, Greasemixer has said there is no plans for Misadventures after the Season 3 finale of AoG. However as of Late 2022, he has announced that new episodes are under production.

## The Rise of The Kindiegardians

This is the 1st Episode of Misadventures.

Greasemixer is confronted by a group of gun wielding children, known as the Kindiegardians. The Kindiegardians consists of Furry, Horsey's World, and TNT Boss. They demand the blood of Greasemixer, after he insisted that children have no valid political opinions. Greasemixer beats them and flees.

## Emo Jeff Meets Greasemixer

This is the 2nd Episode of Misadventures.

We are introduced to a young teenage boy named "Emo Jeff", who cries a lot and cuts himself for attention. He calls the suicide hot-line, where the operator tells him that he can have anything he wants if he doesn't kill himself. Emo Jeff, who has idolized Greasemixer for years, requests a meetup with Sergeant Greasemixer.

The operator then calls Greasemixer, insisting that if he doesn't meet with Jeff, they will press charges for their HQ being destroyed in the California incident. Greasemixer agrees to meet with the kid, and they do. Emo Jeff becomes disappointed with Greasemixer's optimism, and attacks him. Greasemixer knocks the kid down and returns home.

## Grand Nugget in Berlin

This is the 3rd Episode of Misadventures.

We see a much different theme. The episode takes place in Berlin, 1945. We are introduced to a baseball bat wielding Nazi chicken, who goes by the name "Grand Nugget". Grand Nugget has sworn to destroy the Allies in honour of Adolf Hitler. Greasemixer is sent on the mission, who appears to be the same age as his current timeline. Greasemixer confronts and murders Grand Nugget.

## My Body, My Choice

The 4th Episode of Misadventures.

Charlie is attempting to microwave noodles, when the microwave stops working. Greasemixer tells him to go find a new one. While he is out, Charlie finds a mysterious CD. He pops it in his computer at home, and Mr Hackerman's mind takes over the house. Hackerman then possesses Charlie's body.

Greasemixer and Charlie-Hackerman battle, and Greasemixer is thrown out the window, allowing Charlie-Hackerman to make his escape. Greasemixer tracks him down, and witnesses as Charlie struggles to regain control of his body, which eventually he does. Hackerman's mask disappears, and he is revived in total.

## Friday the Thirteenth

This is the 5th Episode of Misadventures.

Greasemixer awakes in his kitchen, still half asleep. He stumbles into his living room to check the date, when he realizes that it is Friday the 13th. Wasting no time, he escapes through the back door, before he can be found by Jason's mentally challenged little brother, Jameson. After Jameson hunts down Greasemixer, they tussle for a bit. Finally, Greasemixer is on the ground, and Jameson is about to end it, when he gets hungry and goes home.

## Conclusion

This is the 6th Episode of Misadventures.

The Kindiegardians huddle within their clubhouse, discussing how they will get their revenge on Greasemixer. Suddenly, they are met by Swole Nugget, the grandson of Grand Nugget. And together, the Kindiegardians bring Greasemixer into the woods, where Swole Nugget beats him to death. Sergeant Greasemixer utters his final words, before Swole Nugget kills him. Greasemixer lies dead in the woods.

Emo Jeff comes across his body, and takes his helmet, becoming the next Greasemixer.

## Hero

This is an interlude in Misadventures.

Emo Jeff buries Sergeant Greasemixer in a bag, labelled only as "Hero", alongside his Mauser. Emo Jeff then takes Sergeant Greasemixer's outfit, and puts his own twist on it, becoming the next Greasemixer. The video ends with him visiting Charlie to break the bad news.

## The Whole Titty

This is the 7th Episode of Misadventures.

Jeff breaks the bad news to Charlie, and swears to him that he will finish what Greasemixer started. Jeff then sees that, on Greasemixer's to-do list was "Check on Chad". Jeff then goes to do so. So Jeff breaks down Chad's door, and begins whipping him and beating him senselessly. Chad is nearly dead when Charlie calls Jeff to inform him that the idea wasn't to harm Chad, but to check up on him and ensure he's not up to any trouble. Jeff apologizes and runs away.

## spaghetti.mp4

This is the 8th Episode of Misadventures.

Swole Nugget catches wind that Emo Jeff is continuing Greasemixer's story, and goes to kill him. Jeff tries to calm the situation, but Swole Nugget begins beating him. In the nick of time, the sky flashes with lightning, and the real Sergeant Greasemixer falls from the sky.

He tells the story of how he escaped hell after winning a Guitar Hero battle with Satan. Greasemixer then trashes Swole Nugget's iconic baseball bat, and Swole Nugget flees. Sergeant Greasemixer retrieves his gear. He then goes home, and cuts his hair. A symbolism of a new age.

## Rap Game

This is the 9th Episode of Misadventures.

We catch up with Mr.Hackerman, and what he's been doing. We see him playing musical chairs with his 3 created friends (Flaming Flag\*\*t, SoundCloudRapper69, and Trumphet). When Greasemixer stumbles across them. Mr. Hackerman grows angry, and commands his creations to kill Greasemixer.

Greasemixer murders Trumphet and SoundCloudRapper69, and flees. Hackerman tells Flaming Flag\*\*t to go destroy him. We then cut to the night, where Flaming Flag\*\*t shows up at Greasemixer's house and challenges him to a rap battle. Greasemixer accepts. After losing, Flaming Flag\*\*t gets in his truck and drives away.

## InfoBattles

This is the 10th Episode of Misadventures.

Fallen on hard times, Sergeant Greasemixer seeks a second job. Upon deciding to work as a McDonald's food tester, he meets Allen Groans, the host of an extremist conservative news show known as "InfoBattles". Greasemixer is tricked into working for Allen Groans. They first visit Allen's childhood classroom, where he was abused and turned into an Illuminati tool. They then visit Walmart, where Greasemixer and Allen murder an Illuminati demon lady.

Their final stop is at the home of one of Greasemixer's old friends (who is now a woman, and also an Illuminati demon). Greasemixer destroys his old friend, and wakes up in the middle of the street with pay from Allen Groans, and a note thanking him for his work. Greasemixer insists that he will stick with his below-average pay from his current job as a Work From Home Marine.

## The Marine, The Knight, And The Sailor

This is the 11th Episode of Misadventures.

After spending the last bit of the money gained from Allen Groans, Greasemixer has once again fallen on difficult financial times. This time, he hatches a plan to gain a quick buck by urinating in a cup and advertising it as a cup from the fountain of youth. A Knight and a Sailor compete for the cup, ultimately resulting in the sailor's victory. The Knight realizes the scam and attempts to kill Greasemixer, but Charlie intervenes and says he'll only take the Knight back to his proper timeline and universe if he spares Greasemixer's life and leaves his gold behind

With this being done, Greasemixer and Charlie are now wealthy.