Paschalia

Paschalia

### Place of Birth:

Kyiv, Ukrainian SSR (she migrated with her mom / mum to Epirus Socialist Serpentine Republic when he was a newborn girl)

### Nationality:

Ukrainian, Indonesian (Ancient Greek, Macedonian)

## Occupation

### Occupation:

First Lady of the MSSR, Lamprophis's main girlfriend (since 2013)

### Relatives:

Volodymyrophis (brother), Matthew (older son), Aphrodite (older daughter), Harisophis (son), Parsophis (son)

## Appearance

### Debut:

BFUSSR Show Episode 0 (only reference to her)

## Her first years

She was born in Kyiv in 2003. She was born from a divorcing family. When she was only 8 days old, her mom took her and they left the Ukrainian SSR to return to Indonesian Serpentine Socialist Republic. But they forced to migrate to Epirus Serpentine Socialist Republic. Paschalia's mom was well welcomed by Lamprophis’s family and she let her kid to live here. But her mom, migrated again in Indonesian Serpentine Socialist Republic.

## Her school years in 2009 and her first boyfriend

When she was 6 years old she went to the Primary School in Cobropolis Epirus. Every day when she was going to the school, she was dreaming in the desk. Her dreams were to have a husband and many kids. She was having many friends (the most of them were girls). But one day, when Paschalia was leaving the women’s bathroom of the school, Josephophis put his hands in the hands of her saying:

Josephophis: See you in our home, Paschalia. I have a surprise for you.

Paschalia wanted to kiss him. But Josephophis refused:

Josephophis: Don’t be impatient. We will keep the good things for later.

Paschalia was shaking from her love but she realised that she was living with Lamprophis’s family in the same house. She became angry and said to him:

Paschalia: I was looking for a boyfriend since the beginning of the school! Why didn’t you come to me even before the beginning of the school?

Josephophis: I was thinking that you would be terrified and I didn’t have the courage to speak with you with love. And I was making fun of your accent.

Paschalia: I am an immigrant from Ukraine, idiot. I am not an Ancient Greek! I am a half Slav and half Indonesian!

Josephophis went to his friends and Paschalia went to the class. She was alone with her friend, Demeter. She lay down in her desk. Demeter said to her if she needs help and Paschalia said:

Paschalia: No, I am fine. I just found a boyfriend. I wonder what his surprise will be like. Kids?

Demeter: Have you got crazy Paschalia? First of all, we are kids, secondly, you don’t know how to build a nest for your eggs because you are a king cobra, and thirdly, you will be in pain and you will be waiting 2 months for the eggs to start hatching.

Paschalia: You made a mistake. I will have eggs inside me for 2 months and after 2 months I will build a nest for them and I will wait for the eggs to hatch. So, in March I will "mate" with my boy to lay eggs in May. Also, why are you saying to me that I don’t know how to build a nest? I am a king cobra, Demeter. King Cobras know how to build nests because of her instincts. Also you are not a king cobra. You are an Indian Cobra. Do you want to build a nest? The king cobras are the only snakes that build nests.

When the school ended for this day, Paschalia started running to the home. When she opened the door, thick darkness covered everything. He was waiting Josephophis to start kissing her. Josephophis and his family created a birthday party for her. Paschalia started crying. She didn’t want this surprise. Josephophis was thinking that Paschalia became mad at him but Paschalia wanted him to be her boyfriend.

Josephophis: Why are you crying, Paschalia?

Paschalia: I love you! I want to be your girlfriend! What can we do now?

Josephophis became ashamed. Paschalia was kissing him in his serpentine cheek many times. Josephophis with Paschalia were hugging each other and they were eating the birthday cake together. The time has come for the surprise. It was a small box.

Paschalia opened it and it was having a ring! She was jumping from her happiness and said: "YES"

The other day, Paschalia and Josephophis were sitting in the same desk. Demeter saw Josephophis and wanted to come with him (to spy Paschalia).

She was spying them to mate in the bathrooms. And… Paschalia became pregnant to 14 eggs in March. Josephophis was hugging her bloated belly every time.

In the end of March, Paschalia forced Josephophis to sleep with her. Josephophis was kissing with Paschalia for hours.

In April they got… married and Paschalia's friends were surprised because Paschalia was extremely loving Josephophis.

In May, Paschalia created her nest for her kids. She was also sad because she would be far away from Josephophis. She created an account in messenger to speak with Josephophis and to show her… (double vulval)

## THE DIVORCE WITH JOSEPHOPHIS

When Paschalia were 10 years old, in 2013, she was fighting with Josephophis in front of their kids. Because Josephophis wanted to go out with Demeter. Some days after that, in the beginning of the summer, he met with Lamprophis for the first time. Lamprophis was a stylish and a strong snake (due to the war in the Minecraft Planet). Paschalia fainted from Lamprophis’s beauty. Immediately after that, Lamprophis with Paschalia were kissing each other and they fell in love. Josephophis became so angry, and he attacked Lamprophis. Paschalia stopped Josephophis and she said:

Paschalia: Unfortunately, my dear, this is the end of our love! I don’t want you anymore! Go kiss Demeter!

Josephophis: I am sorry! I am not Demeter's boyfriend! I am her friend!

Paschalia: Don’t lie to me!

Paschalia with Lamprophis were spending good times together until September. Lamprophis said to Paschalia that he will go to the planet of Minecraft to save the Minecrafters from Capitalism. Paschalia wanted to come with him. But Lamprophis wanted to protect Paschalia from dying from LM 1607.

## The Serpentine revolution

In 2018 when they were 15 years old, Lamprophis became the leader of the Post Macedonian Serpentine Socialist Republics (PMSSR) to counter-attack the Reichskommisariat of Macedonia which was a Ukrainian country. Paschalia with her brother, Volodymyrophis, were informing the serpentine world about the war. Paschalia was also terrified because she was thinking that she would lose Lamprophis. But the Ukrainian Army was very weak. The Ukrainian soldiers didn’t have bombs. They were having guns of the 1940's. In 2022 the Macedonian Serpentine Socialist Republics reformed. And Paschalia became the First Lady of the Macedonian Serpentine Socialist Republics.

## Soviet - Ukrainian War

When the Soviet - Ukrainian war started, Josephophis blamed Paschalia for this war. Paschalia didn’t want to talk to him because she was knowing that Josephophis became a paranoid snake.