Joshua Tolmar

"It's okay Jessie, I don't mind that you overcooked my Spaguetti"

**Joshua Tolmar**, not to be confused with his opposite Joshua Tomar, is a man who dedicated his life into undoing the evils of his long lost brother. Even after failing for Eons and Eons, Tolmar still haven't gave up on his brother, now matter how many suffering he's put through with one of their encounters.

## Biography

When the Big Bang happened, and God gave light to our world, he also gave us two guardians. As we know, God created men to create stuff for him that he could never come up with, but also created the the Twin Joshuas to oversee human evolution. However, as we know, Tomar ended up devastating the Earth with his almighty crinkle, and turned it to a barren land of grey-dark skies and fire. For his transgressions, Tomar was turned by God into a series of Oblong Rocks for a billion years, while his brother was left to pick up the pieces.

Tolmar proceeded to conduct history, from the primordial froth to the Cold War, he had a hand in every happening in history and was doing everything in his power to protect the weak. Thanks to him, the world entered an age of democracy and technology, not brute force. After it all, he found a fair young lady in England and got married for the first time since creation itself, and looked forward to a peaceful life in the world he helped shape. It was near a happy ending, but of course, Tomar's time was up.

A billion years had passed, and now Tomar was free from his Oblong Rocks state, and made his goal to ruin everything that his brother built out of jealousy. Tomar went off in his modern world adventures, got himself a wife, a degree in computer science, and some good friends on the internet. He created many mythical weapons in his free time, and gathered powers from the darkest pits of reality; all in preparation to his final battle against his brother. However, Tolmar knows that fighting is not the way, and does everything in his power to reconcile with his long lost brother.

## Appearances

* Tolmar and Tomar are constantly confused by Chris, Zach, Lyle, and everyone else really. Their only physical difference is the fact that Tolmar still has his hair, but since both love using their iconic purple hat, it's really hard to notice regularly.
* Tomar is constantly seen in public with the blood of the innocent drenching his hands, which is probably his most regular feature.
* Their greatest difference comes during driving, as Tomar suffers from severe road rage that quickly escalates to violence and murder, Tolmar tries his best to respect every law, and makes sure to always stop at every safety lanes so than people can cross.
* Both have a massive BJCs and wear similar clothes and use the same products like cologne and deodorant, but Tolmar is the only one to wash his hands regularly, so Tomar might have poop stains on his hands from time to time.
* If you ever wonder who is Tolmar and who's Tomar, make sure to check every single one of these points. If all else fails, remember that Tomar should have the phrase "Tomar #1" carved on his forehead. As a matter of fact, I should probably have said that first. Fuck.