Alien Baby

## S*cript*

*[Outside the castle, Stevie, Light, Robert, and Kameron are tossing a ball around. The ball gets thrown a little far when it's Robert's turn to catch it. Robert gives a mean look at them, as Stevie shrugs.]*

**Stevie**: "Sorry, Robert. Heheh.."

*[As Robert starts walking to get the ball, a loud noise is heard. Everyone looks up and sees something coming down. It looks like a small ufo. Light, who is closest, picks up Robert, as the group hide behind a few bushes. The ufo is now on the ground, as it doesn't look so big anymore. It's the size of a small car. The top opens as steam comes out and a small head pokes out. The group gasps in awe. The head then reveals more to be a baby toddler looking kid. As Benjamin jumps out, and looks at his ufo. The group watches as Benjamin babbles in baby alien talk. Robert slowly starts walking towards Benjamin.]*

**Stevie**: *[Holds hand out to him]* "Robert, no!"

[Robert taps on Benjamin's shoulder, as Benjamin looks at him. They both look at each other, as Benjamin holds his tentacle out. Robert grabs hold of it, as he smiles. Benjamin tilts his head and smiles back. Benjamin says something in alien talk, as Robert surprisingly responds back, in the same language.]

**Light**: "What are they saying?? And where-- where did Robert learn to speak alien?"

**Kameron**: "Yeah, that's weird."

**Stevie**: "Maybe it's a baby thing."

[Robert starts walking back to them, holding Benjamin's hand as the group look slightly terrified.]

**Stevie**: "Robert.. what is that?" [Points at Benjamin]]

**Robert**: "Alien baby! He crashed here and his ufo broken!" [The group exchange confused glances] "Don't worry. He friendly."

**Benjamin**: [Baby alien talk]

**Robert**: "Oh. His name is Benjamin. He say hi."

[The group stares in silence, but Light is smiling.]

**Light**: "Aw, he's cute!" [Kneels down to Benjamin and rubs his head] "Hi Benjamin!"

**Benjamin**: [Hugs Light and babbles in alien talk]

**Light**: C'mere you! *[Picks him up and takes him inside]* Guys, look who showed up! *[Channon, Kameron, and Arion rush in]*

**Kameron**: Cool! A purple cat!

**Arion**: A purple octopus!

**Channon**: A fat elephant!

**Light**: *[Giggles]* No! Its an alien baby named Benjamin!

**Benjamin**: *[Hugs Channon's leg]*

**Channon**: Aw, look at that. He likes me. *[Benjamin smells Channon's toxic smell and lays on his foot]* Oh, yuck! That's why.

**Arion**: At least someone likes ya smell. *[Channon walks to the kitchen]*

**Channon**: Now, its time for me to finish this hear cake I promised Alvey! *[Benjamin smiles and prepares it in 2 seconds]* Woah! Dude, nice! And its bigger than I expected! *[Benjamin smiles and shrieks. He points at a spider]* Its just an 8 legged cat. *[Benjamin spits acid at it, killing it]* WOAH, DUDE- Yeah! *[Picks up Benjamin]* Awsome! I gotta show this to the guys!

**Light**: Catch! *[Throws the ball at Stevie and smashes him in the face]* Whoops!

**Arion**: Ha!

**Channon**: Guys! Guys! *[Runs in]* Check this out! Bug! *[Benjamin spits acid on Stevie's hat, completely disintegrating it]*

**Stevie**: Aw! Man!

**Channon**: Ha ha! Squawks! *[Benjamin spits on the Television, blowing it up]* I love this kid! QUACK!!! *[Benjamin spits acid on Kameron's sandwich]*

**Kameron**: NO!!! ME SANDWICH!!!

**Stevie**: Cool, but watch the acid.

**Light**: Aw, shugs. Ben won't hurt ya! *[Benjamin spits on Light's face, blowing her head up. Muffled]* Ben will hurt ya! *[Regrows head]* We should see what he can do. Where's my phone? Imma call Kenny

**Arion**: I'll help ya find it. *[Benjamin uses X-ray vision to figure out where Light's phone is. He crawls up the wall, chews through the ceiling, reaches into Light's room under her bed, and grabs the phone]*

**Channon**: That's my boy! *[Benjamin lands on Channon's head]*

### **INT. KENNY'S MANSION - TESTING LAB - NIGHT**

**Kenny**: Okay, bring him in. *[Channon brings Benjamin in]* Oh, so that's him. Aw, he looks cute!

**Channon**: He has cool powers, dude!

**Light**: Yeah, you'll like him!

**Kenny**: Like what? *[Benjamin lights himself on fire]* Woah! *[Benjamin spits acid on Kenny's chair]* And there goes my chair...*[Benjamin climbs up a wall and goes to a cabinet to find cookies,]* Hey, those are Chippy's! Put does down! *[Benjamin looks at Kenny]* Put that down!

**Chip**: He said put it down!

**Channon**: Do what he says! *[Benjamin gets angry and emits a sonic pulse scream, which causes deaf to Kenny instantly to the point where his ears burst]*

**Kenny**: AGH!!! MY EARS!!! I CAN'T HEAR!!! *[Channon covers his ears]*

**Light**: OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!! IT HURTS!!!

**Benjamin**: *[Falls down and lands on Channon's head. Benjamin then spits acid on Kenny's face. Burning it badly.]*

**Kenny**: AHHH!!!! MY FACE!!! MY FACE!!! *[squirms on the floor]* Chip! Chippy! Get them out of here! Wolf, take me to the hospital! *[Chip comes in and shoves Channon and Light out]*

**Chip**: Sorry, bud. We're gonna be busy a while. *[Benjamin spits acid on Chip's face]* OH, GOSH!!! THE ACID!!! IT BURNS!!! *[Channon quickly shuts the door and walks down the streets]*

**Channon**: Well, i don't really know what to do now. I'll just take you back to your ship. How's that sound? *[Benjamin hugs Channon]* Okay

**Light**: I cannot believe that just happened

### EXT. BENJAMIN'S SHIP - NIGHT

**Light**: Cool, but why'd he crash land here for?

**Channon**: You think I know?

**Benjamin**: *[Turns around and sees a family of turtles]*

**Channon**: Maybe we can fix it somehow.

**Light**: Do YOU know how to fix it?

**Channon**: No, and the only person who does it...well...burning right now...*[Turns around]* Aw, Light look! He's playing with a turtle!

**Light**: He must really like turtles.

**Benjamin**: ???

**Channon**: Yes, its called a turtle, Benny!

**Benjamin:** *[Attempts to speak english]* Tur...tle? Turtle? Turtle!

**Channon**: Heh! Yeah! Great job!

**Benjamin**: *[giggles and body transforms into a pile of bubbles]*

**Light**: Another power?!

**Channon**: How many powers do you have?!

**Benjamin**: *[Body grows and bubbles increases]*

**Light**: Uh oh...RUN!!! *[They get crushed by Benjamin]* OW!! *[They become stuck inside of Bubble Benjamin]*

**Channon**: Oof! Are you okay, Light?

**Light**: Yeah, at least he's not doing anything bad.

**Channon**: Spoke too soon, Light!

**Light**: *[Benjamin starts walking an absorbs anything he touches in his bubble form]* Aw, come on! *[He leaves forest and goes into Toon Town. He starts to trample buildings and eats people]* This is bad! This is bad!

### INT. TOON WORLD'S STREETS - NIGHT

**Channon**: I can't move! I'm stuck!

**Light**: I never thought bubbles would be what kills me! *[Benjamin stomps on Rodrick's house, revealing he is taking a shower. Rodrick screams like a girl and covers himself.]*

**Nehemiah**: *[Eating a hotdog. Spots Bubble Banjamin while carrying Nemo]* What the heck is that?! I better run! Come on, Nemo! *[Runs]*

**Nemo:** *[watching the scene from Nehemiah's arms as he's running]* What's this? A giant bubble baby that can make infinite bubbles? INFINITE BUBBLES?! Ah, I'd better get a closer look. *[exits Nehemiah's hands]* Out of my way, I want some bubbles!

**Nehemiah:** *[skids to a stop, while everyone else keeps running]* Nemo, you're going the wrong way! Turn back or be crushed by a giant monster!

**Nemo:** *[keeps running]* I can't hear you! I need to see this! *[Nemo skids and falls backwards]* Holy mother of all funtimes! *[Benjamin gets closer]* It's the largest bubble mass the world has ever seen! It's... it's... gorgeous... *[Nemo runs over to Benjamin]* Oh, great baby! Take me! Take me home, baby! *[jumps into Benjamin]*

**Nehemiah**: *[Face palms]* What an idiot. I'd be more angry if he wasn't dead. *[Arion is walking home with Kameron]*

**Channon**: *[Pulls Nemo through]* The heck happened to you?

**Nemo**: Bubbles! Bubbles everywhere!

**Arion**: Man, that movie sucked! Disney is losing my trust with these releases.

**Kameron**: Yeah! I hope they go bankrupted

**Arion**: Hey, why is everyone running?

**Haze**: *[Stops with Katie next to him]* Don't you see?! The giant baby monster?! Run for it!

**Arion**: Wha?! Do you mean The Flesh Baby?! *[Sees Benjamin]* Hey, that looks like Benjamin! *[Gets ran over by a mob of people]* That looked like Benjamin also! In scary mob form!

**Elijah**: *[Comes out holding burgers]* Hey, guys! Oh, that's bad. *[Eats all the burgers]*

**Kameron**: Come on! *[They fly towards Benjamin]*

**Arion:** (*sarcastically*) Ha-ha! Think you’re so funny? Well, I’ll *really* give you something to laugh about! *[He rockets toward the head and is met with an arm sweep that engulfs him in a cloud of bubble soap. Stopping cold, he covers his mouth to try to block it out.]* Oh…my…what the…owie…ugh! Benjamin is just enjoying this way too much!

**Kameron**: He can't knock me out! *(As Kameron approaches, He fires a glob of bubbles at him, knocking him down. The other boys are hit by the splatter.)*

**Elijah**: *[gags]* Eh! It got in my mouth!

**Kameron**: Well played, Benny. *[Kameron gains himself up off the ground, licks the bubbles off his face, and spits it away. He grins wickedly and flies up. He begins a spinning descent toward Benjamin, and he catches it in the eye with a flying kick. The eye ruptures and releases a torrent of bubbles, and the baby falls backward knocking over buildings and throwing up a cloud of dust. Pull back to show the silhouettes of the boys at a safe distance in midair.]*

**Elijah**: Ouch! I hope he's okay.

**Kameron:** And stay down, sucka! *(turning around)* Let’s go! *[Benjamin gets up, now a fiery enraged monster and punches Arion, Elijah, and Kameron]* Ah, crud- *[Arion smashes into a billboard, Elijah crashes into Fredrick's Arcade, Kameron slams into a skyscraper. Elijah flies close to it and breaths acid on him. Benjamin bites Elijah]*

**Elijah**: Aw, come on! I can't get enough of this crap! *[Benjamin chews him up and spits him in the ground. Arion catches him and then flies up to Benjamin]*

**Arion**: Fire, eh? *[Arion simply inhales Benjamin's fire form and spits him back out into normal size]* Yuck! *[Lands on the ground]* All done- eh- agh! AGH!!! *[Gags and vomits Channon and Light]* What the heck?!

**Channon**: Yeah, he kinda ate us...

**Light**: Yuck! Gross! Where's the stupid kid? *[Benjamin is laughing on the ground. Arion picks him up]*

**Arion**: Right here!

**Kameron**: Oh, you small alien brat. You caused-

**Stevie**: *[From the background]* ALOT OF TROUBLE!!!

**Kaiya**: He busted my house!

**Haze**: He scarred Katie!

**Kenny**: *[Face is burnt off exposing his endoskeleton underneath]* He burnt my face!

**Rodrick**: *[Has a towel around his waist]* He saw me naked in the shower!

**Penny**: No one wants to see your butt moles, Rodrick.

**Everyone**: EW!!!

**Channon:** Look guys, it was an accident.

**Light**: Yeah, we'll handle him.

**Stevie**: You better.

**Fredrick**: Because if you don't

**Mr. Police Officer**: He's going in the electric chair! *[Everyone gets wide eyes from him. Benjamin whimpers and hides behind Channon.]*

**Stevie**: Heh, I meant we'll just kick him out of Toon Town.

**Mr. Police Officer**: Darn it.