Saucy Pans and Cheeky Woks

***Saucy Pans and Cheeky Woks*** is the title of the fourth chapter of Belinda Blinked 6, and is the chapter covered in the fourth episode of the sixth season of *My Dad Wrote a Porno*, released on 14 June 2021.

## Description

*The glee team are finally reunited before getting back to business at the Pots and Pan-Pacific Cooking Conference.*

## Featured Characters

*(In order of appearance):*

* Belinda Blumenthal
* Giselle Sylvester
* Bella Ridley
* George Sylvester (mentioned only)
* Tony Sylvester (mentioned only)
* Herr Wolfgang Bisch (mentioned only)
* Gunda, disguised as Trixie Forward
* Señor Zip (by radio)
* Mr Hushman (mentioned only)
* Cosmo Macaroon (mentioned only)

## Featured Locations

* Shangri La Hotel
	+ Breakfast bar
	+ Belinda's room
* Pots and Pan-Pacific Cooking Conference hall
* Boona Knob, Australia (mentioned only)

## Introduction

*Prior to beginning the chapter, Team Porno discuss...*

* James being the "background goon" of the three hosts
* Jamie's narration being similar to that of Bill Oddie
* Jamie summarising the third chapter
* Alice discussing how the Glee Team are so iconic despite not appearing together very often, like Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter

## Synopsis

Belinda blinks again and shakes her head - the young woman with the tight ass truly is the Special One. Giselle slowly switches tables and sits down with Belinda, holding her hands up and drying her tears while taking a glug of Belinda's chardonnay. Bella tots back over to the bar to prevent any career-ending association with a fugitive on the run. As Giselle weeps freely she tells her tortured story to Belinda: George had planned his operation for months, maybe even years, since he wanted to get back at his family for abandoning him and not paying his ransom money while he was incarcerated in deepest Africa. She became pen pals with George but it soon turned into so much more. When Giselle married Tony she became part of the family, which George thought was funny, but he had always belonged to the shadows and had taken all of Bisch's money. After hearing the story, Belinda thinks that she wants to use Giselle as bait for George at some point - but right now, they need her to disappear. Giselle asks Belinda to save her and she blinks; Belinda says that Giselle matters to her and that she will think of something. As Belinda nips and nuzzles at Giselle's boob, the hole in their friendship is filled once again as they smile at each other. However, the barmaid who had served them overhears everything and goes back into the kitchen, throwing away her little taking-orders-pad, pencil and apron to reveal that she had been Agent XYZ all along - Gunda, and she has all the information she needs.

The next morning, Belinda unpacks her gift hamper she received from Señor Zip. Among the chutneys, jams and fresh mussels were one or two gadgets, one of which is a cool radio for the shower. Belinda tries it out as she washes her soapy tits, but her music is interrupted by Señor Zip himself who tells her that Mr Hushman has relocated back to Berlin, Germany, causing Belinda to blink. Downstairs Bella and Belinda discuss business over breakfast (described by Belinda as a BizBrek, which mainly means champagne is eligible for expenses) with the Glee Team ladies discussing their strategy for the day; despite Belinda's hard work as a spy in Australia, business still has to go on. It's the first day of the Pots and Pan-Pacific Cooking Conference, and Steele's are in a good position for selling thanks to their Oxy-Brillo range being featured on Cosmo Macaroon's *The Cooking with Cosmo Show*. As Bella eats from her busy plate she tells Belinda that since the toilets flush the opposite way in Australia, it could be fun to be "Opposite Town" down under. Belinda, eating gut yogurt, takes this to mean that they should switch roles, meaning Bella has to (like Belinda normally would) do all the work, while Belinda gets to drink and snog her way around the conference. Bella punches the sideboard in frustration as it is now down to her to sell the new Steele's trinket, which she didn't know how to use. Meanwhile, Giselle swans into the breakfast location sporting a new Vidal Bassoon wig, with Belinda remarking that if she didn't lick her out every third Thursday she'd have no idea who she was, while Bella wonders why she hadn't bought a wig sooner to cover her lack of locks.

At the conference the Glee Team are in their element. Their sales tent is light and airy emblazoned with the Steele's logo, while Belinda is a sales viper snatching deal after deal. She's relentless, which really gets on Bella's big titties as she sweats through her plain dress backstage, preparing for her big speech. Her personal demonstration of Steele's new "Cry-No-More Knife" is a tricky task but she's determined to try. Encouraged by applause, her confidence grows and she bellows "g'day" to the audience. She introduces the onion buster that everyone's talking about but also mentions that she personally loves Steele's Oxy-Onion Goggles since she has a pair in 3D. She tells the crowd that the Cry-No-More-Knife is a sharp knife that blows air outwards as the user cuts onions but they begin to disperse, which worries Belinda. Bella tells her diminishing audience to forget lighting a candle, chewing a tea spoon or singing "Green Grow the Rashes O" backwards to prevent the tears from falling - Steele's has them covered. She begins to chop an onion live on stage to demonstrate the product, watched by sprinkles of people, but the settings on the knife's blade air filters had not been calibrated properly so squirts of onion juice spray into her heavily mascara-ed eyes, making her cry flavoursome tears. However, she finishes on brand like the professional she is, telling the few people remaining that "if you want a steal, get a Steele's Pots and Pans!".

Footfall at their tent is not pumping post-interview but Giselle spots a glamorous older lady fingering the stainless steel section. She introduces herself as Trixie Forward, a high quality buyer for bed and breakfasts in the bushes all the way up to Boona Knob, with 30 years experience in the biz. She wants to make an order but asks Giselle's name, letting the lack of name hang like a big dick on a nudist beach until Giselle panics and says her name is Guinevere, causing Trixie to make a Lancelot pun and laugh it off as she walks over to Belinda, where they cook up a storm at the till while Giselle breathes in an honest day's work. Trixie buys 8000 units of various Steele's products and Belinda invites her back to her hotel suite at the Shangri La; Trixie talks about how she hails from Boona Knob herself and, after many stories of botched sales and champagne, the time comes for them to kiss. Trixie's nipples are a dream come real with areolas as pimpled as strawberries and teats as hard as an entrance exam, and they were just demanding to be sucked numb. Belinda prays to the Norse gods that she's in for a good tongue-lashing as Trixie unwraps her muggy pussy and inserts 3 fingers and her tongue into Belinda's pussy to have an internal feel around. Each wrong corner she takes sends Belinda into new realms of Nirvana and it isn't long before the wombat skin rug is wet with erotic excrement. Belinda blinks.

## Notes

* This chapter is notable for the sheer amount of times Belinda blinks.
* It is also the reunion of the original Glee Team at last: Belinda, Bella and Giselle.
* When Giselle talks about being pen pals with George Team Porno talk about some of their pen pal experiences:
	+ Alice says that she used to write to one of her old primary school teachers (a very old woman) because she missed being in her class.
	+ James talks about having a pen pal who went to school in Yorkshire and going on an exchange trip to Yorkshire where he was the lead dancer for a performance of *West Side Story* the school put on to "show their culture".
		- James also mentions how his "maverick" Year 5 teacher took his class to his house to use his computer and how he got James to be a ball boy at a test cricket match between England and India because he was such a massive fan of cricket.
* Jamie talks about James being his boss back in the day and them having a very different kind of relation ship in the workplace, which Alice calls a sub-dom relationship.