Squidabeth and Barry Blobfish Returns Transcript

This is the eleventh episode of the SpongeBob Spin Off Series "The Monsters"

## Script

(Eerie Theme Music)

(AAAHH!!!! Real Monsters Theme Music)

(THE MONSTERS ARE APPEARING EVERYWHERE IN BIKINI BOTTOM SCARING EVERYBODY EVEN A ROBOT NAMED QT-TT ALSO KNOWN AS "CUTIE PIE" THEY ROAR, THEY STOMP, THEY CHASE, THEY EAT, THEY EVEN HAVE BAD MANNERS LIKE; BURPING WITH THEIR MOUTHS AND FARTING OUT OF THEIR BUTTS. THEY EVEN SCARE AWAY THE PETS LIKE SNAILS, WORMS, SEAHORSES, CLAMS AND SEA BUNNIES)

Giant Anglerfish: We're the monsters! And this is our show now!

The Monsters: (ROARS OUT LOUD)

(THUNDER BOOMS, CLAPS AND FLASHES)

Title: "Nickelodeon's THE MONSTERS"

(We see and hear Gary and his the snail-friends screaming during the end of the theme music)

"Developed for Television by Stephen HillenBurg"

(We hear Giant Anglerfish Off-screen growling)

Episode Title: "Squidabeth and Barry Blobfish Returns"

French Narrator: Day Eleven in The Tidal Zone.

[The episode began in The Krusty Monster as Giant Anglerfish, Puffball, Feeler Fish, Mommy pterodactyl, Baby pterodactyl, Sea creature, Elephant fish, Alaskan Bull Worm, Appetizer, Sewer Monster, Puffy Fluffy Monster, Rrarrg, Giant Golden Eel, Sewer Snake, Cave Dwellers, Giant Fruit Fly, Sea Whelks, Mother Sea Whelk, Jellien Leader, Jelliens, Mildred, Pacifier Monster, Baby Kraken, Mother Kraken, Yeti Krab, Two Fangtooth Fish, Loch Ness Monster, The Monster, Junkyard Worm, Snail Monster, Rock snail and Q.T.-π are eating a lot of Monster Patties around the table. Then Barry Blobfish came by with a tray full of Great Pacific garbage patches one on each hand and puts em around the table.]

Barry Blobfish: How are you monsters enjoying one of my famous cooking of the Great Pacific garbage patches coming up?

Giant Anglerfish: A lot, Barry Blobfish. Gosh, guys. Can you imagine? Just how many of us monsters are there going to be.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!!!

Puffball: Glug glug glug glug.

Giant Anglerfish: I wonder what other new monsters are we going to meet.

Sea Monster: Then we'll be one hungry monster family.

Rrarrg: Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Rock snail: Meow.

Mommy pterodactyl: Ooh... we are going to be one hungry mama monsters. (Hugs Mother Kraken, Mother Sea Whelk, Sewer Monster, Mildred and Female Fangtooth Fish)

Female Fangtooth Fish: I agree. Female monsters like us could have a lot of babies while rest inside our bellies.

Mother Kraken: I already have a baby of my own.

Mother Sea Whelks: (Roars Loudly)

Barry Blobfish: And what about you male monsters?

Five Cave Dwellers: (Screams)

Ten Sea Whelks: (Roars loudly)

Giant Fruit Fly: (Buzzes)

Jellien Leader: (Roars)

Sea creature: (Roars and eats the Garbage Patch Burger)

Elephant fish: (Blows a trumpet and eats the wormy fries)

Giant Golden Eel: (Mumbles)

Sewer Snake: I guess we monsters can hug the female monsters since we all love each other as friends.

Loch Ness Monster: (Roars)

Baby Kraken: Aww... Isn't that sweet?

Snail Monster: (Roars)

Alaskan Bull Worm: There's nothing more than hanging with you guys in The Krusty Monster. (Eats the Garbage Patch Burger in one gulp)

Appetizer: BLARRRRRRGH!!!

Puffy Fluffy Monster: RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAR!!! (Eats the howling rings)

Q.T.-π: Quack.

Junkyard Worm: (ROARS LOUDLY)

The Monster: (ROARS LOUDLY)

Barry Blobfish: Yes sir, Mr. Monster. I will cook up the night patties. Right away. Just the way SpongeBob use to cook em by smoke. (Goes back to the kitchen to cook up the night patties from the grill)

Mildred: I love these night patties.

Male Fangtooth Fish: How many monster customers are there going to be beside us?

Rock snail: Meow.

Male Fangtooth Fish: Gee I hope you right, Rock snail.

Female Fangtooth Fish: Awww. (Pets Rock snail) Ha ha ha.

Sea Monster: Boy we're going to need a lot more sandwiches.

Giant Anglerfish: Okay. That's enough. I know we monsters love each other. But we also going to need one 3D monster to join our group. And she is the hungriest one of all.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Puffball: Ribbit. Glug glug glug glug.

Giant Anglerfish: (To Feeler Fish and Puffball) Well, boys. I haven't even remember the name yet. It's coming to my bloated stomach.

Rrarrg: RRARRRRRRRRRRRRRRG!!!

Alaskan Bull Worm: I know who it is.

Giant Anglerfish: You do, Alaskan Bull Worm? Who is it?

Alaskan Bull Worm: Her name is... Abominable snow mollusk. And she lives in the mountains. Just like Yeti Krabs.

Yeti Krabs: Hey... I wasn't born yesterday.

Q.T.-π: Quack. (Raspberry)

Mommy pterodactyl: Ahh good idea, Q.T.-π. We'll call her A.S.M.

Baby pterodactyl: That's short for Abominable snow mollusk.

Sewer Snake: What do you think, Giant Anglerfish?

Giant Anglerfish: Uh... yeah! I was thinking about that name. A.S.M. Abominable snow mollusk.

Sea Monster: Do you agree to that name clearly, Squidabeth?

[We see Squidabeth inside the ordering boat near the cash register. Squidabeth is a lot nicer than Squidward.]

Squidabeth: Oh how I love the name of the bigger 3D monster named A.S.M. She's going be our biggest customer ever.

Sewer Monster: (Roars)

Squidabeth: Hey, Barry. How's them Night Patties coming along?

Barry Blobfish: (Comes out of the kitchen with a tray full of night patties) Here they are, ma'am. (He heads toward to where The Monsters are at the table) Okay, Monsters order up. One Night Patty for each of you.

[Giant Anglerfish, Puffball, Feeler Fish, Mommy pterodactyl, Baby pterodactyl, Sea creature, Elephant fish, Alaskan Bull Worm, Appetizer, Sewer Monster, Puffy Fluffy Monster, Rrarrg, Giant Golden Eel, Sewer Snake, Cave Dwellers, Giant Fruit Fly, Sea Whelks, Mother Sea Whelk, Jellien Leader, Jelliens, Mildred, Pacifier Monster, Baby Kraken, Mother Kraken, Yeti Krab, Two Fangtooth Fish, Loch Ness Monster, The Monster, Junkyard Worm, Snail Monster, Rock snail and Q.T.-π took one night patty each and starts to eat them and gulps em into their bellies.]

Smoke: (Comes out of The Monsters mouths) Smoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooth.

Giant Anglerfish: Oh yeah. That hit the spot.

[Suddenly, a great big giant stomp is stomping toward the Krusty Monster as it steps inside revealing the Abominable Snow Mollusk bursting through the double door.]

Abominable snow mollusk: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!!

All Monsters: Abominable snow mollusk!

Barry Blobfish: Hi ya, A.S.M. Welcome to the Krusty Monster.

Puffball: Glug glug glug glug. Ribbit.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Giant Anglerfish: Easy there, A.S.M. We're all monsters here. Big, Scary, But lovable monsters.

Abominable snow mollusk: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!!

Puffy Fluffy Monster: RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAR!!!

The Monster: [ROARS LOUDLY]

Female Fangtooth Fish: Wow... You are a lot bigger. Bigger than us monsters.

Rrarrg: RRARRRRRRRRRRRRG.

Q.T.-π: (Transforms into a dinosaur like monster) ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!!!

Giant Golden Eel: (Mumbles)

Sewer Snake: A.S.M. is bigger than Q.T.-π.

Snail Monster: (Roars)

Rock snail: Meow.

Five Cave Dwellers: (Screams)

Yeti Krab: Hey, why don't you do yourself a favor and order something from Squidabeth and Barry Blobfish won't you?

Abominable snow mollusk: (Stomps all the way toward to where Squidabeth is by looking at the ordering menu of the Krusty Monster) MMMM...

Squidabeth: Try out our famous Great Pacific garbage patch meal. We've got howling rings, sucker shakes, squirmy worm fries and a burger.

Abominable snow mollusk: (Takes the howling rings and ate em then takes the squirmy worm fries and ate em too and then takes the burger and eats on and gulps em into her belly) Nom Nom.

Giant Anglerfish: I think she likes it. Garbage patch is what we monsters eat.

Abominable snow mollusk: Nom Nom.

Giant Anglerfish: Come on, A.S.M. give us a group hug.

Abominable snow mollusk: Nom Nom. Mmmm... (She gives Giant Anglerfish, Puffball, Feeler Fish, Mommy pterodactyl, Baby pterodactyl, Cave Monster, Elephant fish, Alaskan Bull Worm, Appetizer, Sewer Monster, Puffy Fluffy Monster, Rrarrg, Giant Golden Eel, Sewer Snake, Cave Dwellers, Giant Fruit Fly, Sea Whelks, Mother Sea Whelk, Jellien Leader, Jelliens, Mildred, Pacifier Monster, Baby Kraken, Mother Kraken, Yeti Krab, Two Fangtooth Fish, Loch Ness Monster, The Monster, Junkyard Worm, Snail Monster, Rock snail and Q.T.-π a big group hug with her tentacles)

Barry Blobfish: Aww isn't that sweet? They're giving each other a big group hug.

Squidabeth: You said it, Barry. It's a great big group monster hug.

Barry Blobfish: I wonder what other new monsters are they going to meet up with next.

[Then the Abominable Snow Mollusk, Giant Anglerfish, Puffball, Feeler Fish, Mommy pterodactyl, Baby pterodactyl, Sea creature, Elephant fish, Alaskan Bull Worm, Appetizer, Sewer Monster, Puffy Fluffy Monster, Rrarrg, Giant Golden Eel, Sewer Snake, Cave Dwellers, Giant Fruit Fly, Sea Whelks, Mother Sea Whelk, Jellien Leader, Jelliens, Mildred, Pacifier Monster, Baby Kraken, Mother Kraken, Yeti Krab, Two Fangtooth Fish, Loch Ness Monster, The Monster, Junkyard Worm, Snail Monster, Rock snail and Q.T.-π all started to roar loudly and happily as we zoom out of the Krusty Monster. That is before the shadowy figures of Monster banana, Baby monster banana, Giant flies and Purple snake monster saw where "the monsters" are hanging while they all smiled as we end the episode.]

THE END

(End Credits)

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