Marco - Funny Moments

The *Marco* franchise is perhaps the most hysterical animated film series to ever exist, thanks to its proper use of random jokes and pop culture gags. This article is solely dedicated to the first film released in 2005. For the other *Marco* movies, search for "Marco - Funny Moments"

Almost pretty much the whole movie. It's exactly a 1.9-hour "*Looney Tunes*-meets-James Bond" style comedy routine run by and written for Deadpan Snarkers.

## Marco (2005)

* Right before Marco ends his opening lines once he's about to introduce himself, the camera fixates on some random guy disguised as Marco, and he says the following as he Comically Misses The Point:
	+ **Marco:** "No, not that guy. I meant, that other guy. Yes, that other... wait, never mind, seems like I hadn't been born yet. Oh, great."
* A group of tourists accidentally stampede on Joe as they get off the bus, that even an elderly man did so too! Later when the hurricane comes, the same old man begins running *so slow* that a turtle speeds up past him.
* When News Reporter Bill Weathers addresses the "devastating hurricane" incident at Galveston, he also talks about how the various fish got evaporated at the Dead Sea, a platoon of tanks guarding the Great Wall as they swivel their turrets to shoot "The Big Duck" (which is of course, the world's biggest rubber duck), and protecting the world's "endangered species of mimes", cut to one mime attempting to steal a criminal's wallet before said criminal points his gun towards the mime, who lifts his hands up and surrenders.
* Marco's attempts at breaking the fourth wall come out as pretty hilarious, such as having the "Theme Song Guy"
* When Marco & Fred meet each other for the first time at McDonald's:
* Kevin's Constant Gag with Marco's ridiculously slow electric shopping cart. This becomes funnier when he uses it to go after Joe & Alondra.
* When Marco reveals his newest scheme to become the world's greatest spy, the kids get a little too excited and pull out weapons well before he reveals what it is. One of the kids, Esau, goes as far as pulling off his *chainsaw!* Marco, however, is thinking of doing something fun that's literally having *nothing* to do with espionage... and then Joaquin & Emiliano accidentally fire their toy rocket launcher, much to Marco's utter shock.
	+ **Marco:** "Wait, no, no, no... we're not gonna *defeat* someone! But instead, we are going to throw a huge party, right now! *Or maybe later*, and we'll extend it to five hours. Or let's say... six hours!"
	+ **Joaquin & Emiliano:** *[whilst the other kids chanting on Marco]* "Que vive la fiesta! *La fiesta!*" *[launch toy rocket towards Marco by accident]*
	+ **Marco:** "AH! Who did that?!"
	+ *[Joaquin & Emiliano giggle while Brian and the other kids point themselves as if they were the ones to blame]*
	+ **Marco:** "HA HA HA... *very funny.*"
* "*I AM THE DUMPLING KING! HAHAHA!"*
* And then Isa comments about Marco's daydreaming routine to calm down the other scared girls, which is both *funny* and *cute*:
	+ **Isabella:** "Are you *sure?* You're more of the king of daydreaming."
	+ **Marco:** "Well yes, *but*... I'm still the dumpling king."
* The whole party scene. Even funnier when you realize that Marco's planned "huge party" isn't really *that* huge, since it all takes place inside his modest house and it only took *three hours* before the party got crashed, which leaves us this reaction from Marco himself and this gem:
	+ **Marco:** "*What?*! The party's over now?! How could the..." *[guests leave in embarrassment]* "Pepe, we can't let these special guests leave!"
	+ **Pepe:** "I'm sorry, okay? The party's been crashed, what do you expect? Let's just pray to God that everything would be fine, that's all I can say."
	+ **Marco:** "But Pepe, it's been *three years* before this happened. *Three YEARS!"*
	+ **Pepe:** "Yeah, that's half of what you spent for this huge party, sir. Besides, it was just three hours!"
	+ **Marco:** "Oh, *great!* Now what am I gonna do? This whole birthday party got ruined because of me, bleh bleh bleh, and now what?
	+ *[As he watches Joaquin make a puppy balloon, Emiliano attempts making the same replica but his balloon deflates and flies towards Marco]*
	+ **Marco:** *[sighs heavily]* "Oh, what's this? Joaquin! I said no time for fun and games! Oh wait... actually, there is time for fun and games. You two can still play, guys. I don't mind."
	+ **Joaquin & Emiliano:** "YAY!"
* The first time Marco tries to infiltrate Joe's lair, it doesn't go very well. He keeps on being taken out by Joe's various traps and weapons, and all the while, Joe is just playing with the TV remote control he uses to control them, not even taking things remotely seriously. At one point, Marco gets smashed by a piano, idiotically saying "I did it!" for some reason, and then gets crushed once again with Joe's old television.
* Aileene's been kidnapped enough to be completely familiar with all of Marco's traps. Well, the "beetle" is new.
	+ **Marco:** "Uh... what else can I do? Oh, what's this... what the? A beetle? That's new here."
	+ **Aileene:** "It's actually my pet."
	+ **Marco:** "Oh wow, I never knew that. Not even Mr. Beetle can save us from such booby traps!"
	+ *[Pepe and Kevin bring up Marlene's Volkswagen Beetle to the tune of "Here Comes The Sun" by The Beatles]*
	+ **Aileene:** "The sun is coming..."
	+ **Marco:** "Oh yes, the sun! Perfect cause... *THE SUN IS COMING UP?!* Nooooooooooo!*"*
* The Ham-To-Ham Combat between Marco & Joe at the middle of the film:
	+ **Marco:** "Okay, listen up Joe, I'm gonna blow up your shiny, lavish fortress to *pieces!*"
	+ **Joe:** "Yeah sure, you don't know yet what it means to be a spy. Spies are just losers, they often attempt to outdo the bad guy but they FAIL!"
	+ **Marco:** "Oh, really? The most brilliant and talented genius mastermind of espionage says that good has the sole right to overcome the bad guy!"
	+ **Joe:** "Wow... you don't even know who's good and who's bad. I'm the good guy, you're the bad guy. There's nothing else like being bad, there's no such thing as being good!"
	+ **Marco:** "Whoa... a second. I'm the good guy here, what do you expect? After all, this is my *own* movie, right kid?"
	+ **Joe:** "Kid? You called me a kid?! I'm not a kid anymore, I'm the greatest bad guy the world has ever known. I don't care if this is all about you this time. Whatever the heck is being sincere to others whom you must punish *for no apparent reason!* You know what? You should go through the oven of death, where you will surely enjoy..."
	+ **Marco:** "It's called justice, and it's best served for you in the microwave of DOOM!"
* The reference to *The Godfather* with Marco finding the makeover doll head in his bed and freaking out.