Rowley goes to the farm

23: Once upon a time, Rowley Jefferson, the somewhat clueless 11-year-old boy, hopped into his dad's car with great excitement. They were headed to a farm for a day of fun and adventure. As they arrived, their faces lit up with joy. Little did they know that this trip would be full of unexpected surprises.

Before entering the farm, they had to purchase animal feed. Unbeknownst to Rowley's dad, Rowley had secretly brought along a few surprises for the animals. Their first stop was the lions' enclosure. Rowley's dad offered them some feed, placing it in his hand to feed the majestic creatures. However, to their disbelief, the lions bit his hand off, causing him to scream in agony then leo the lion swalloed him whole.

Rowley, seemingly unfazed by the lion incident, decided to move on and find the pigs. The pig he encountered was known as Percy Pig. Rowley approached Percy cautiously, giving him a gentle stroke. Suddenly, Rowley tossed four slices of ham into the pig's pen. Surprisingly, when Rowley tried to stroke Percy again, the pig bit him. Frustrated, Rowley shot the pig for its behavior, which killed Percy

Undeterred, Rowley stumbled upon a friendly cow shortly after. Wanting to bond with the cow, Rowley decided to share his Big Mac with it. To his surprise, the cow believed that the sandwich tasted like its mother. However, as Rowley turned his attention to the chickens, he couldn't resist tossing some chicken nuggets into their pen. Amused, Rowley watched as the chickens chased and devoured the nuggets.

Unfortunately, his fun was cut short when a farmer approached Rowley, scolding him for feeding the animals meat made from their own kind. Annoyed by the farmer's reprimand, Rowley impulsively shot him. Realizing his mistake, Rowley felt guilty and knew he had done something wrong.

Feeling remorseful, Rowley decided to make things right. With his imaginative abilities taking control, Rowley waved his hands, turning all the cows into delicious burgers, the pigs into mouthwatering gammon, and the chickens into delectable chicken nuggets. He then decided to give all the food to the homeless, hoping to bring some joy to their lives.

With a sense of responsibility, Rowley decided to address the matter of the horses. Recognizing that he had created a problem, he transformed all the horses into glue, ensuring they served a useful purpose in the gym for fitness enthusiasts.

As Rowley and his dad headed back home, they laughed about the peculiar situation they found themselves in. Rowley expressed his newfound admiration for farmers and boldly declared that he would become one when he grew up.

Little did they know that when they arrived home, Rowley's dad had been transformed into lion poo due to the unfortunate incident with the lions. Rowley, being a resilient and positive young boy, suggested they both laugh at the situation and Rowley decided to drive home himself causing mass murder and human endangerment to the point we’re human extinction was more than likely.

In the end, Rowley and his dad learned valuable lessons about the consequences of their actions. They laughed, knowing that life could be unpredictable but always had a way of guiding them in the right direction. And so, with renewed resolve, Rowley set forth in his journey to become a farmer when he grew up but he ended up working in a cat litter factory instead.