G-Corp/Guild

The **G-Corp guild** was created on October 18th, 2004 by Johnny K. Gambino in anticipation of the Halloween 2004 event. The guild forum featured journals written by the LabTechs, offering a glimpse into their lives leading up to the Halloween Bash.

### Main page

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G CORP is the world's largest manufacturer of biological medicines and advanced technology.
G CORP sits on the forefront of our world's scientific, economical, and military advances.
**MAKING A DIFFERENCE.**
**BY WHATEVER MEANS NECESSARY.**

### Forum threads

#### Announcement: G CORP Rules & Regulations

G CORP Rules & Regulations
Welcome to G CORP.
G CORP RULES AND REGULATIONS
1) Never question your superiors.
2) SECRET projects are not to be discussed outside of the G CORP facilities.
3) Lab Animals/Test Subjects are not to be hand fed under ANY circumstances.
4) If any G CORP employee is acting peculiarly, immediately report him/her to a G CORP superior.
5) If you are feeling under the weather, or exhibit any signs of illness, immediately report to the nearest decontamination kiosk.
6) Smiles are free.
As a G CORP Employee, the following behavior is expected of you. Any deviation from these rules and regulations will be dealt with accordingly by G CORP Punitive Staff.

#### Sticky: [ Poll ] G CORP's Direction

Is what we're doing...
 Wrong?

G CORP's Direction
As you may or may not know, G CORP is undergoing a new direction in its research and we would like your opinion so we can help weed out-- erm, help facilitate the new staff schedules.
I only started a week ago, but already I can see G Corp is unlike any other company I've ever worked for. Everyone is so motivated ... so focused!
Hi I just want to say that I've been moved like 3 times and no one else has to move so why do I have to move? And I'm right by the door now and every time the door opens all my papers go flying around from the wind.
~~Don't LISTEN TO THEM!! They are going to UNLEASH HELL ON EARTH!! WE MUST STOP THE--~~
We regret to inform you that LabTech013 is no longer employed at G CORP. He was let go with the last series of layoffs. Please do not attempt to contact him through this address any further. Thank you for your cooperation.
-G CORP
Gosh, I really like this department! Thanks for moving me here!
This is the best job that I've ever had the privilege of working. Thank you, Gambino. It's fun and exciting meeting new people, and working on such interesting things.
OH! and I met this really interesting woman the day I interviewed. LabTech912. I swear that I'd never met her before, and as luck would have it, she and I got put in the same department. It will be nice to get to know someone like her, but I would never even think of having any kind of relationship with her. No-sir-ee bob. Not me. I'm very good at adhering to company policies, especially those regarding workplace relationships.
This is the most fun job that I've had since I worked at the food court at the mall. **Thank you Mr. Gambino** for giving me this opportunity.  I *met* this really nice man the first day that I worked here, and I think that he's into me... But, since this is the funnest job ever (**Thank you Mr. Gambino**) and I don't want to lose it, I'm going to have to keep to myself, and not let LabTech126 get any ideas.
These secret labs are so much fun to work in, but, it's sometimes a little lonely and dark in here. Maybe LabTech126 can keep me *company*. Girls, you know what I mean.
By the way... **Thank you Mr. Gambino** for the most wonderful job ever!

## Sources

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 GaiaOnline.com, "G CORP | Gaia Guilds". Archive (November 1st, 2023)
2. ↑ GaiaOnline.com, "G CORP | Guild Members". Archive (November 1st, 2023)
3. ↑ GaiaOnline.com, "G CORP Rules & Regulations". Archive (November 1st, 2023)
4. ↑ GaiaOnline.com, "G CORP's Direction". Archive (November 1st, 2023)