Banter Wars Series 1

"*36 competitors from the greatest minds of A Heap of Land compete in the most deadly most destructive and most carnage filled battles ever in the history of roboteering.*"
— Adam during the first episode

Banter Wars Series 1 was the first series of Banter Wars. It was originally broadcast in August 2015 - February 2016 on YouTube on the channel A Heap of Games. It consisted of only six heats and a Grand Final.

## Format

The series consisted of six heats and a Grand Final featuring six robots per heat. The first round was a three way melee where one robot from two battles is eliminated with the two winners going through to round two in one on one matches before the winners from round two fighting against each other in the Heat Final. The winner of the Heat Final goes to the final.

## Heats

### Heat A

*Main Article*: Banter Wars Series 1/Heat A: The Doctors Takeover

Robots competing: The Rib Massager, Phallus Chopper-Offer, Rowbott, Silly, Bone Bugger-Upper, My Bestest Robot

Eliminators

* Phallus Chopper-Offer vs The Rib Massager vs Rowbott = **Rowbott eliminated**
* Silly vs Bone Bugger-Upper vs My Bestest Robot = **My Bestest Robot eliminated**

Round Two

* Phallus Chopper-Offer vs Silly = **Silly won**
* The Rib Massager vs Bone Bugger-Upper = **Bone Bugger-Upper won**

Final

* Bone Bugger-Upper vs Silly = **Bone Bugger-Upper won**

### Heat B

*Main Article*: Banter Wars Series 1/Heat B: Hillbilly Hoedown

Robots competing: Shelly, Billy-Bob Beard, Pine Tree Punisher, Maple Massacre, El Moustacheo, Australian Bruce's Brutalizer

Eliminators

* Shelly vs El Moustacheo vs Pine Tree Punisher = **Pine Tree Punisher eliminated**
* Maple Massacre vs Billy-Bob Beard vs Australian Bruce's Brutalizer = **Maple Massacre eliminated**

Round Two

* Billy-Bob Beard vs Shelly = **Billy-Bob Beard won**
* El Moustacheo vs Australian Bruce's Brutalizer = **El Moustacheo won**

Final

* Billy-Bob Beard vs El Moustacheo = **Billy-Bob Beard won**

### Heat C

*Main Article*: Banter Wars Series 1/Heat C: The Originals

Robots competing: The Penetrator, Crikey O'Blimey, I Don't Know What to Call It, Prick, Blimey McTrousers, An Ordinary Robot? Blimey!

Eliminators

* Prick vs The Penetrator vs An Ordinary Robot? Blimey! = **The Penetrator eliminated**
* I Don't Know What to Call It vs Blimey McTrousers vs Crikey O'Blimey = **Blimey McTrousers eliminated**

Round Two

* I Don't Know What to Call It vs An Ordinary Robot? Blimey! = **An Ordinary Robot? Blimey! won**
* Prick vs Crikey O'Blimey = **Crikey O'Blimey won**

Final

* An Ordinary Robot? Blimey! vs Crikey O'Blimey = **An Ordinary Robot? Blimey! won**

### Heat D

*Main Article*: Banter Wars Series 1/Heat D: Robot Pirates!

Robots competing: Newell's Suit, Wizard of Banter, The Cap'n's Merry Ship, First Mate Diggle, Jolly Roger, Polly

Eliminators

* Wizard of Banter vs Polly vs The Cap'n's Merry Ship = **Polly eliminated**
* Newell's Suit vs Jolly Roger vs First Mate Diggle = **Jolly Roger eliminated**

Round Two

* Newell's Suit vs Wizard of Banter = **Wizard of Banter won**
* The Cap'n's Merry Ship vs First Mate Diggle = **The Cap'n's Merry Ship won**

Final

* The Cap'n's Merry Ship vs Wizard of Banter = **Wizard of Banter won**

### Heat E

*Main Article*: Banter Wars Series 1/Heat E: Unthemed, Untamed!

Robots competing: Kevin, Twig, Shin Botherer, It'sa Meee!, Exploding Wolf, The PM's Pulverisor

Eliminators

* Kevin vs It'sa Meee! vs Exploding Wolf = **Kevin eliminated**
* Twig vs The PM's Pulverisor vs Shin Botherer = **Shin Botherer eliminated**

Round Two

* Twig vs It'sa Meee! = **It'sa Meee! won**
* The PM's Pulverisor vs Exploding Wolf = **The PM's Pulverisor won**

Final

* It'sa Meee! vs The PM's Pulverisor = **The PM's Pulverisor won**

### Heat F

*Main Article*: Banter Wars Series 1/Heat F: Officials, Affluents and the Unemployed

Robots competing: The Day Ruiner, The Long Arm of the Law, Poshington's Prized Box, Wollington's Wawwior, Dinner Plate, Sentencer

Eliminators

* Poshington's Prized Box vs The Day Ruiner vs Sentencer = **Sentencer eliminated**
* The Long Arm of the Law vs Wollington's Wawwior vs Dinner Plate = **The Long Arm of the Law eliminated**

Round Two

* The Day Ruiner vs Wollington's Wawwior = **The Day Ruiner won**
* Dinner Plate vs Poshington's Prized Box = **Dinner Plate won**

Final

* Dinner Plate vs The Day Ruiner = **Dinner Plate won**

### Grand Final

*Main Article*:Banter Wars Series 1/The Grand Final

Round 1

* Billy-Bob Beard vs Wizard of Banter = **Billy-Bob Beard won**
* An Ordinary Robot? Blimey! vs Dinner Plate = **An Ordinary Robot? Blimey! won**
* The PM's Pulverisor vs Bone Bugger-Upper = **Bone Bugger-Upper won**

Loser's Melee

* The PM's Pulverisor vs Dinner Plate vs Wizard of Banter = **The PM's Pulverisor won**

Round Two

* An Ordinary Robot? Blimey! vs Bone Bugger-Upper = **An Ordinary Robot? Blimey! won**
* The PM's Pulverisor vs Billy-Bob Beard = **The PM's Pulverisor won**

Final

* An Ordinary Robot? Blimey! vs The PM's Pulverisor = **The PM's Pulverisor won**

## Awards

* Best design: The PM's Pulverisor
* Most Original: Kevin
* Best Performance: Bone Bugger-Upper
* Surprise Package: Dinner Plate
* Prime Minister's Pick: The Cap'n's Merry Ship

## Side Competitions

### Sumo

Competitors: Polly, Phale, Mobility Scooter, Black Bull, Wheelchairy, Faithful Quadcycle, Click Me!, Spindiddly, Win! Win! WIN!, Sir Loin of Oreo, The Bloody Pendulum

Eliminators

* Polly vs Phale = **Phale won**
* Mobility Scooter vs Black Bull = **Mobility Scooter won**
* Wheelchairy vs Phale = **Wheelchairy won**
* Faithful Quadcycle vs Click Me! = **Click Me! won**
* Spindiddly vs Win! Win! WIN! = **Win! Win! WIN! won**
* Sir Loin of Oreo vs The Bloody Pendulum = **Sir Loin of Oreo won**

Final

* Wheelchairy vs Sir Loin of Oreo vs Mobility Scooter = **Mobility Scooter won**

### YouTubers Special

Competitors: YAOES, Crumpet King, PhantomPhoenix, Ste-Zus

Winner: **Crumpet King**

### B-robots melee

Competitors: Creepy Fingers, The Dishes, Pissbrick, The Random Robot in the Arena

Winner: **The Random Robot in the Arena**

## External Links

* https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmuNShDeMo9C7FUrN00dqHcPeHcRIQcYT