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The Caffeinated Death of 2016

## Caffeinated Death

The Kombo that Dimitriy put the ANTHRAX Coffee in, seconds before it is destroyed by the Gambian military's air force

### Perpetrator

Dmitriy Gurevich

The Caffeinated Death of 2016, commonly called The Great Caffeinated Death occurred on November 30, 2016 was the day that marked the end of coffee in Gambia. It is a result of the Kepelkeker Farms Scandal.There were many people indirectly involved but the 'mastermind' behind the event was know as Dmitriy Gurevich. In Dmitriy's manifesto, he explains that his life long hatred of coffee and his uncle, Yosef Romanov's obsession with is was what drove him to do such a drastic thing. Planning the end of coffee in Gambia took Dmitriy many months and growing special types of coffee plant which were literally just normal coffee plants with anthrax on them.

The true key to his plan was not to just kill people with anthrax, Dmitriy was playing a political game, which by some definitions would make him a terrorist. His plan involved the current Gambian president, Yahya Jammeh's policy of promoting the importing of coffee beans that specifically used pesticides and his opponent, Adama Barrow who had a strict policy of banning all coffee in Gambia. Obviously, Dmitriy needed Adama to win but Yahya was already in his fifth presidential term in a row and it looked like he was going to win again. Dmitriy sought out to change that.

In order to smear Yahya's image and boost Adama's image at the same time, Dmitriy needed to destroy the public opinion of coffee in order to get Adama elected to ban all coffee. He carried out his final plan while on a trip with Yosef to the Gambia, he 'helped' Yosef by offering to take care of the coffee that would be sent to all of the KOMBOs in Gambia the next morning. But before the shipment could go out he would need to hack into the president, Yahya Jammeh's palace and release Liquid Bean to distract Solid Bean while the anthrax coffee was making it's way through Gambia. Unknown to Dmitriy when he released Liquid Bean, he also let out the Corporeal Beast but it's presence caught the attention of the ghost king Gak who captured it for it's fertility granting powers, unknowingly helping Dmitriy. The following battle between Solid and Liquid bean would last for hours, which was enough time for all of the coffee to arrive at the KOMBOs before Solid Bean could regain his strength which is when Yahya knew he had his hands tied and was forced to send the Gambian Air Force to destroy all of the KOMBOs before the coffee could be sold.

The next day, December 1 2016, current president Yahya Jammeh had already resigned, but just before being stripped and burned at the stake outside of his mansion. Adama Barrow an hour later would literally be thrown into office and his anti-coffee policy in Gambia went into effect immediately.

Soon after, an angered Sioux Red Jr. founded the Coffee Liberation Front, which has caused civil war in the Gambia since.
GMC Rentalcar

## Group Information

### Members

Maximillion Edison, Mustafa Hues, Lana Lapis Lazuli,Yahya Violet Satin and Edi Turquoise

### Goals

Create low-fi hip hop to relax/study to.

GMC Rentalcar was a Gambian street performing band that traveled the Gambia and other African regions spreading their music. Naturally, the group traveled in a rental car made by General Motors Company. The group was started in 2013 by Maximillion Edison because him and his friends had lost their jobs at a coffee farm after the Seventh Sinking of Burong. The band met their demise in 2019 when Silvia Hesturn mislead them onto the Lusitania and it killed them for their fertility.
Jinx

Jinxes are beings that possess negative fertility, also known as sterility. They desire to steal fertility to increase sterility in the universe. Naturally, they cannot reproduce and most jinxes live alone and in fear jinx hunters. Though most fear it, some will purposefully become a False Reflection by entering a weak 'area' of space-time, most commonly the town of Burong. This also makes Burong a safe haven for jinx-fearing beings.
Rabo

the only known photo of the illusive wizard, caught on a mission to Arizona in 2017

### Death

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### Career

Prophet

Rabo is a wizard who has reached Fertile Apotheosis. He was born in the -14i plane but ended up in the -17i in time to meet and seduce the ghost king Gar during while Rabo was in his fourth level gender cycle. In his flippant later life he joined the cult Dmitriy Heaven Club to become the group's wizard.

### Birth and Early Life

Not much is known about Rabo's early life. There is evidence of him existing in -14i between 1951j and 1979j in the southwestern United States, however there is no evidence of a birth, or of true parents. Some say that his soul entered the Imaginary Plane from *somewhere else, perhaps even extracanonical.* What is known for certain is that he made his way to Asia by the mid 1970's, in search of *the answer.* After travelling for several years through Tibet, Cambodia, Laos, and Bangladesh, and finally to Telangana, India in 1979. There, in a smokey underground disco bar's back rooms, young Rabo, then known as another, more mortal name, met Jaananda.

Jaananda claimed to have found what Rabo was seeking, that being *the answer.* And Jaananda told him the answer; but there was no way he could understand it without first going through the test of a lifetime.

### Emergence

For a long period of time, nothing is known of what happened to Rabo or Jaananda, as if they *ceased to be true.* For whatever most just reasoning, Rabo emerged from the shadows, in a new universe, -17i. He had taken his full form, and suddenly he knew *the answer*, and *the answer* was held within the fabric of *source* and *mind*. Rabo had attained Heaven personified, and his only aspirations were the whims that would catch him during the meditations of his passive, perfect existence. He saw visions of a boy, a super ghost, and a false reflection, and he somehow knew how *it* ended.

Now able to *rewrite* anything, rivaling the powers of the forces that be, he would meet, without any passion or aggression, some of the most powerful entities and concepts in the universe, including the embodiment of causation itself, 𒀭, and one of *HIS* lieutenants, Gar. Able to change his gender at any given moment, Rabo soon found himself in a committed relationship with this ghost. It was without passion, or pain, it was merely the will of the universe. He knew, however, that it would lead to a pain, and that such a pain was vital to the series of events leading to *the* end.

This pain, the necessary pain, eventually came after the first death of the boy and the second birth of the super ghost, when a powerful Azerbaijani wizard named BOB killed Rabo's beloved Gar. BOB was now nearly Rabo's equal in superiority, and all achieved without even approaching enlightenment. This would be an odd rivalry, a pairing that had begun with history and would end with history as well, eventually. The pain led Rabo and his disciples, the Dmitriy Heaven Club, to successfully bring Dmitriy back to the Mortal Plane of -17i, by 2021.
The Crimean Man

The Crimean Man caught on camera in 2003

The Crimean Man is a hermit Super Ghost who controls the domain of the Black Sea and makes an annual journey east, either to Siberia in the north or Azerbaijan in the south. To the naked eye he appears as a tall, slender, shadowy male human, but if photographed he only appears as a cartoonish bipedal wolf creature.

Paranormal Investigator and Hallowed Council wizard BOB cites his sighting of the Crimean Man as his inspiration to fight ghosts.
Genghis Kepelkeker Jr. 2

Jr. 2 , 1929

Genghis Kepelkeker Jr. 2 was a sibling of Rada K. Romanov, child of Genghis Kepelkeker, and younger brother of Genghis Kepelkeker Jr., who died shortly after birth.

After his father died, his mother Menas told him to "grow up and get over it," and Jr. 2 took this to heart. He became a child soldier for the Red Army at the age of 8. He stayed in the military his whole life, which lasted much longer than the average Kepelkeker survival age of 14.6 years. He lived 21 years, only finally dying during the battle of Stalingrad in September of 1942.

Jimmy Buffet Lea would use Jr. 2's frozen corpse as a meat shield later in the battle before he, too, would die.
Tale of Two Gods

The Tale of Two Gods was Kazuya Souma's way to explain to Jeanne Euphoria and Maria Euphoria the major drawbacks to the Mankind Declaration Treaty and the reason why Elfrieden did not sign as a member.

## Story

Once upon a time, there was a God of the East and a God of the West. The God of the East declared that all people were equal and that they should work the land together. As a result, everyone would receive an equal portion of the rewards. The God of the West declared that all people were free and should work the lands freely. As a result, each person would receive rewards equal to amount of work done.

The God of the East argued to the God of the West that his ideals will only make the rich more wealthy, while the poor become more destitute. Therefore the gap between the two classes will grow even wider. The God of the West argued to the God of the East that his ideas will make the people less motivated, especially if everyone received the same reward, regardless of how much or how little work they put into. As a result, society as a whole will collapse.

The nations who worshipped the two gods were frightened that a conflict will arise between them, especially in areas near their borders. In order to prevent worldwide war to erupt, they made 3 rules:

1. No change of borders by force.
2. Give the people of each nation to decide what to do for themselves.
3. Get along with each other through cultural exchanges between East and West.

In the end, the God of the East's power declined and war between the two nations was avoided. However, an ethnic group staged an insurrection and split away from the multi-ethnic nation. Unless their independence as an ethnic group was recognized, their right to decide for themselves would be violated. If their independence was recognized, the borders would inevitably change. As a result, the rules they had set up were paralyzed.

## Allegories

**God of the East:** Socialism or Communism, where the idea that everyone receives the same reward, regardless of how much or how little one worked

**God of the West:** Capitalism, where the idea is that one can work as hard as one wants, and will receive rewards equal to the amount of work

**The Nations of East and West:** The former Soviet Union and the United States respectively. The Cold War between the two nations ended with the collapse of the U.S.S.R.

**The Three Rules:** Basically the Helsinki Accords, which is similar to the Mankind Declaration Treaty
Super BOB

Super BOB in his Virginia home, 2022

Super BOB is an Azeri-Russian immortal, filling the gap as Super Ghost of Washington, DC left by Super JFK during the Crimson Bean Controversy in 2004.

## Origins

BOB in his mortal life was dedicated to destroying the Friendly Council, but the Council had ordained that BOB must join upon death, lest the entire universe cease to exist.

In a moment of desperation during the Coffee Coup of 2021, BOB disregarded this and fought the all-powerful Rabo and killed his lover, Gar. Knowing he would die, BOB tried his hardest to be Super-Killed so his soul and fertility would not be reanimated in the Realm of the Dead. He nearly succeeded, until his enemy-turned-friend, Paul McSaggins, betrayed him by revealing his lover's fertility had been hidden with Paul all along. At the moment of BOB's death, Rada K. Romanov's fertility was gifted to him and this last bit of extrafertility took BOB to the afterlife. He then, involuntarily, was made a servant of the Friendly Council, as the Super Ghost of Washington, DC.
Super Eve

Eve before her death

𒈹(formerly Inanna, Eve, Venus, Aphrodite), or Super Eve, is a component of the essence of the universe. Now an element of 𒀭, she was once one of the founding beings of the Earth and of the Friendly Council. She lived in harmony with the other original members and the early humans until The Fragmenting, which brought into existence Mathematics, Fertility, and the Mandelbrot Map. After this, the Annunaki Rebellion forced the Council to bring upon several Great Floods and subsequent Ice Ages to control and weaken the humans. 𒈹 took responsibility for the Fragmenting and was destroyed, and made a component of a now omnipotent 𒀭. This fragment *is* part of *HIM.*
Twice Adventitious Fertility

### Trait

Can double the fertility of it's user or another being for a brief amount of time.

### Origin

Granted to mortals by Odin and the Corporeal Beast

### Destructive Power

1/10

Twice Adventitious Fertility is a similar but weaker version of Double Adventitious Fertility which is used by the corporeal beast. The ability is able to double the fertility of it's user or another being for a brief amount of time before wearing off. Unlike Double Adventitious fertility, it can only double fertility once and last for a limited amount of time.

The ability is also called Odin's Blessing because it originated from the Norse God, Odin.
Coffeegate

"Coffeegate" is an ongoing controversy in the United States, generally considered to be a conspiracy theory. In reality, the conspiracy ranges from blaming coffee for the coronavirus to claiming that coffee, if properly utilized, could even cure the coronavirus.

One of the main proponents of the theory that coffee could cure the coronavirus is mens' health writer Tay Gritty, who was brought onto several televangelist programs to advertise his special brew of coffee. When the federal government mysteriously declared "medicinal" coffee illegal in late 2020, the hype towards the conspiracy grew in fringe communities in the United States.
REPTILE

decloaked IMF bank leader Christine Lagarde

REPTILE is an organization of non-human Annunaki who steal the skin of humans who ascend to pivotal roles in world politics. The act as members of the Friendly Council and serve as their constabulary force in the -17i world, maintaining balance while the main members of the Council focus on more pressing dimensional issues.
Freyja

Freyja is the manifestation of Erwin Schrodinger as a FUR-E. Unlike most FUR-Es, Odin has no control over him or his will to be a FUR-E, Erwin just happened to choose to be one in this timeline. Whenever faced with a challenge or problem, Erwin is able to see all possible outcomes and choose whichever one he wants. Once his choice has been made, the result is absolute and cannot be changed. His inherent ability to control fate makes him invincible to almost all attacks, and even a danger to Odin. Because of this, he is kept in a cardboard box with no outside interaction where he has no option but to stay in the box. Which he chose to do.

Erwin originally worked in the Mail Room of Yggdrasil until he was promoted to COS-PLAY from a raffle drawing. After this, he worked his way up to an OK then finally was recognized by Odin to have the potential of being a FUR-E, once his full power was activated, he chose to join FUR-E and sit in the box. Now he stays in the box in a storage room with no outside interaction.

## Living In A Box

### Trait

Choice between all possible outcomes when there is a choice to be made by Erwin; direct insight into all possibilities.

### Destructive Power

Inherently Infinite

His weaknesses include situations with only one outcome or other abilities that manipulate time or source that put him in a situation where he is unable to make a decision.
Dmitriy Heaven Club

A rare snapshot of the backyard of the club headquarters in 2018

The Dmitriy Heaven Club is a pseudo-religious cult in California, United States, founded by college dropouts Jackie Bean and Jill Meena, who were inspired by the "heroism" of Dmitriy Gurevich. To them he is a martyr for the cause of eliminating evil coffee and its immoral means of production from the earth. The two teens found Dmitriy's manifesto in a set of leaked emails, and began to preach his words to their friends. The group gained 25 devout members, including a mystical man named Rabo. With his magical skills, the group began to practice rituals. They collect weapons, and engage in roleplay and cinematic features once a week where these kids dress up like certain figures in the Kepelkeker Farms Scandal and perform plays. Rumour has it they are trying to use fertility magic to bring Dmitriy back to the real world.
Bastard Son Buba

Bastard Son Buba is the last son of Seedy Buba, conceived within Warlord Wife Buba during the last days of Seedy's life before his murder at the hands of Mr. Sioux Red. Bastard Son Buba was born nine months afterwards, and by the time he gained sentience he had aspirations of becoming a DJ. He was quickly picked up by the American film company Meena Productions to become the star of their next Gambian television series: "GamBABY Jam ALL STAR EDITION".
Rod Semechki

род семечки (Rod Semechki) is the own of Кофебус (Coffee Bus), a mobile coffee shop that operates in Omsk, Russia. He is a close acquaintance and business partner to Yosef Romanov. He hired Yosef to Кофебус as a manager in late 2016 following the Great Caffeinated Death, as he was very impressed with Yosef's experience with coffee.
Dmitriy Loki Requiem

Dmitriy Loki Requiem is the mind and soul of Dmitriy Gurevich inside of the body of Loki. During the Caffeinated Death II, Dmitriy as Denny Mikoyan had been stored in a suspended state because he was under suspicion of conspiring against Yggdrasil. When 9/11 Of The Dead happened and the Hand of Fate subsequently rebuild Yggdrasil, Dmitriy was now in power over the mortal body of the FUR-E Loki.
Toktamysh Kepelkeker

Toktamysh Kepelkeker was a Russian coffee farmer, the father of Kyrgyz Kepelkeker, and a photographer during the Crimean War (1853-1856). He became the owner of the Kepelkeker Farms from 1880 to his death in 1889, inheriting the property from his father.

He sparked a controversy during the Crimean War when he shared a photo to local news outlets of what he claimed to be The Crimean Man. This of course, turned out to be a hoax; the photo was of a dog.
Waffle Man

Waffle Man (right) with his partner in crime, Female of Beer

Waffle Man is an Australian bandit. He and his wife, Female of Beer, were petty thieves patrolling the Great Barrier Reef in 2018 when they were struck by a mysterious energy. They had become False Reflections but had no idea. All they knew is that they gained the ability to effortlessly destroy matter. Since then they have been trolling the waters of the South China sea, stealing from the Chinese and Vietnamese military.
Dale

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Dale is a Super Ghost, one of the Capos of the Friendly Council. He claimed responsibility for the end of the Bronze Age Middle East, the Black Death, and the fall of the Qing Dynasty. He confronted BOB in battle in 1984 while BOB was attempting to bring Mr. Sioux Red back to the mortal plane.

## The Inner Light

### Trait

allows user to detect any conflict in the world and hone in on one specific location and conflict
Mask of Blight

The Mask of Blight is an artifact created by Odin that resets all of a beings Source values. It was originally just kept in case of a FUR-E being unable to control their power, but once Dmitriy Loki Requiem was created, Odin gave it to Mumbi Jhai to be used as a weapon. The mask's ability Stop the Rock is only activated when it is placed on the face of someone.

## Stop the Rock

### Trait

Resets all of its wearer's Source values, putting them in a near-Super-Death state.

### Destructive Power

Unlimited when used on any being that exists within Source
El Silbón

captured at low F stop

El Silbón is the Super Ghost of Venezuela and Colombia. Created as an experiment by the Friendly Council around the same time as the Crimson Bean, it was designed to be a guardian of preferred moral values for the proto-human population, by capturing children of parents who disobeyed their gods. After the Great Flood, the Friendly Council figured that El Silbón was no longer a threat. It lived, however, and continued to possess people and steal children in South America for thousands of years. It formally rejoined the Council in 2004 after the Crimson Bean awoke from its slumber.
Fire Dog

Bul-Gae

불 개 (Korean: Bul-Gae; lit. "Fire Dog") is a patron demon of the Hallowed Council that typically lives in chronological stasis in the Safe Asymptote of the Imaginary Plane until summoned by a wizard. In 2019 she "died" at the premiere of GamBABY Jam ALL STAR EDITION by being transported to the Unsustainable Dimension of +**π/2**i. Since then she has been trapped in the Unsustainable Living Counterpart -**π/2**i.

Her main ability was to turn gas into plasma (ie. fire) by exciting particles with charged pion fertility.
Aleksey and Yosef's Gambian Holiday

promotional poster in the Gambia at KOMBO Beach Hotel

Aleksey and Yosef's Gambian Holiday is a ten-part live broadcast event made by Meena Productions in late 2018.

Hosted by Gambian wizard Leroy Ginseng, the show was essentially two episodes of reality TV and eight episodes of brutal gladiatorial combat between Russian cousins Aleksey Pivovarov and Yosef Romanov. As both men were married to the same Gambian woman, Aisha Mankita, and both men were banned from the Gambia (since the Great Caffeinated Death), the prizes sought in this competition were:

1: The monogamous hand of Aisha Mankita

2: Removal of "Wanted" Status in the Adama Barrow regime of the Gambia

The first episode of the show was expositionary, showing the marriage situation between the three lovers and how they feel emotionally of the situation.

The following eight episodes were each a battle, where Aleksey and Yosef were each transmitted equal amounts of fertility and were to use their newfound abilities to engage in increasingly powerful combat each week. The final episode was to end with the death of one of the contestants.

1. 10/4: Wrestling Gambia Style (1.8 million views)
2. 10/11: Matter Inflection (1.1 million views)
3. 10/18: Yeth Hound Death Match (1.3 million views)
4. 10/25: Slam Poetry (2.1 million views)
5. 11/1: "Thank You Adama Barrow" Holiday Special (6.5 million views)
6. 11/8: Ghost Possession Beatdown (4.6 million views)
7. 11/15: Fight to the Death 1 (3.1 million views)
8. 11/22: Fight to the Death 2 (4.9 million views)

At the end of the fourth episode, Aisha Mankita revealed that she was pregnant with the child of one of the two men, but there was no way to tell who the father was. As a result, the show's viewership increased threefold, just in time for the "Thank You Adama Barrow" Holiday Special.

In the end, Yosef Romanov prevailed and Aleksey Pivovarov was killed. The trauma of this series of televised battles cause much distress to Yosef and Aisha, even as their child ended up being Aleskey's. Yosef continued to rasie this child, Bean Pivovarov, with Aisha despite this fact. This was the inciting incident to the Worse Days for Yosef.
Coffee Haus 7

Coffee Haus 7 was the newest and weakest COFFEE HAUS property of them all. It was built out of sticks by Bnsang resident Sheera Sheeraz Teal after her local mosque purchased a Windows 95 computer with satellite internet access in 2009. Sheera proceeded to create a blog for coffee. When COFFEE HAUS discovered this, they added her to the team, since they had somehow managed to skip the number 7 when creating their business empire. The place received one customer before it was kicked over by Seedy Buba in the Battle of Gambian Tributary Number Twelve, making its all time worth 38 Dalasi, or 76 cents in US dollars.
Anility

Anility is a non-essential property of the universe. Its opposite is Virility.

Anility is essentially anti-fertility. It is the main power in -17i and +17i of the Un-Imaginary Plane, an inverted version of the Imaginary Plane. The amount of vertility is inversely proportional to the amount of fertility, making it desirable for beings in the Uni-Imaginary plane to destroy fertility in the Imaginary Plane.

As anility is drawn to fertility, beings possessing large amounts of fertility may indirectly control anility and vice-versa. The same works for sterility and virility.

Like coffee in the Imaginary Plane having effects on fertility, tofu in the Un-Imaginary Plane can have effects on anility.

RlVSLUU= is an organization lead by QmFzZWQgR29kIFpvWm8= that protects the Anility of the Un-Imaginary Plane.
Imaginary Plane

The Imaginary Plane is the universe viewed in higher dimensions, specifically in five dimensional space. It can be navigated with the Mandlebrot Map and by beings who are native to this plane of existence. Time appears as the axis of depth, represented by "j" and the three-dimensional timeline as a whole is represented by the axis of width, "i."

It is opposed to -17i, otherwise known in three-dimensional terms as "The Mortal Plane."

For example, the year 1984 in the -17i dimension is labelled as -17i +1984j.

Organizations such as the "Friendly Council" and the Hallowed Council of Severe Thunderstorms meddle with civilizations in multiple dimensions by navigating the imaginary plane. The most common events occur in the -17i dimension, and several come from -13i and -14i.

   Travelling along the vertical axis takes one along a path of timelines within universes with the same physical parameters that are prior dictated by their positions along the i and j axes.
True Reflection

A True Reflection is a being extrapolated from the data of a being in a sterile reality that passes through a glitch in the fabric of spacetime. A True Reflection is fundamentally composed out of particles that can only interact with fertile matter and will be destroyed if it comes into contact with sterile matter. At the quantum level, it is the opposite of being a False Reflection.

False Reflections rely on positive pion interactions, while True Reflections rely on negative pion interactions to exist and participate in corrupted universes.

May this concept not be mistaken for a Non-Boolean Parity or any other Fertile Misconstruction within the Impossible Trinity.
Fertile Sequencing

Fertile Sequencing is the proposed explanation for the transmission of *Mind* via *Source.*

It has been shown that the soul and essence of an individual can be extracted if 100% of the full contents of one's fertility are removed at once; ie. BOB attempting to restore Mr. Sioux Red's fertility after its icing. It has also been shown that when a successful Mandelbrot Transfer occurs, some of the essence and personality of the donor is transmitted to the recipient; ie. the transformation of Jeffrey Meena after touching the Crimson Bean(tenuous sources).

Arkansan Men's Health promoter Dr. Tay Gritty described in his June 2007 issue of the *Boys Gone Truckin'* magazine that "within the fertility of every man's got to be something virile." While offering no scientific evidence for this other than "the gut feeling you get when you've had one too many Coronas." Nobody in the official scientific community even batted an eye towards this suggestion. But, as for those in the coffee business, this was a different story.

Silvia Hesturn noticed that all fertility had a unique quality to it, and managed to visualize this literally before his eyes, while looking for *the answer* in 2019, though due to a certain curse he was made to assume that what was actually an amazing discovery was banal and common knowledge.

## The Truth

Nobody knows the truth yet, though it is theorized that every living being with its basic one fertility or sterility contains a microscopic amount of some form of encrypted anile code that is bound to individuality.
Menas Chagatai Kepelkeker

1886

Menas Chagatai Kepelkeker was the mother of Rada K. Romanov, Kalev Kepelkeker, Gushi Kepelkeker, Svastya Kepelkeker, Anastasia Kepelkeker, Genghis Kepelkeker Jr., Gorgios Kepelkeker, Genghis Kepelkeker Jr. 2, Measles Victim Kepelkeker, Tuberculosis Victim Kepelkeker, Tuberculosis Victim Kepelkeker 2, Tuberculosis Victim Kepelkeker 3, Kofe Kepelkeker, and Winston Ibillishair.

She worked the beans at the Kepelkeker Farms before they were taken away by the Red Army in 1917.

In the early 1920s, her husband Genghis Kepelkeker, ran away to escape the nationalization culture of the early Soviet Union. He was killed by 1924. Menas told her surviving children to grow up and she started dating other men.

In 1935 she met British exile Kennedy Billingshire at a bar in Petropavl, Kazakh SSR. They formed tentative plans to run away to England under new identities. In 1938, they got married. Menas abandoned her last surviving children, Rada, Kalev, and Genghis Jr. 2.

The couple lived in Persia for a few years, and assumed the identities of Zoroastrian refugees. Kennedy renamed himself Khened Ibillishair, and thus Menas was renamed Menas Ibillishair. They began their "pilgrimage" to Britain, but were interrupted by World War 2. At the defeat of the Axis powers, the group began to travel through the middle east to reach Europe via the Mediterranean sea. She had a child while on the journey, named Winston Ibillishair.

In December of 1950 while crossing the Mediterranean by an abandoned American boat, she by chance crossed Eyfim Romanov Romanov, who was just beginning the final stage of his quest to South America to search for Hitler. He thought he was being confronted by "forces" trying to stop him from finding Hitler, so naturally he rammed his boat into hers, killing her. After seeing only a man, a small child, and a mangled woman, Eyfim panicked and drove off.
Coffee Haus 4

Coffee Haus 4 was an underground illegal coffee bean drying house that mostly employed tourists looking to make their Gambian Holiday more authentic. La-Attitude was its leader and business partner of Aleksey Pivovarov until it ultimately fell in the Battle of Gambian Tributary Number Twelve in 2012.
Coffee Haus 9

kaphi logo

Coffee Haus 9 is a Telugu property of COFFEE HAUS in Telangana, India. The COFFEE HAUS CEO is Aleksey Pivovarov, and the manager of Coffee Haus 9 is Bahulaprema Sankaracharya, known as BaSa Cherry. She rules the place with an iron fist, keeping several Sentenalese slaves to do her bidding. Its motto is "Jai Kaphi! Jai Hind!"

After The Great Caffeinated Death and the rise of the Bean Boarders, Coffee Haus 9 became nearly entirely self-sufficient, and hasn't reported to Aleksey Pivovarov since his temporary death in 2018.
Jill Meena

Jill at a high school graduation photoshoot in Santa Monica, California.

Jill Meena is a Californian woman, the child of wealthy film producer Jeffrey Meena of Meena Productions, LTD. She graduated from Santa Monica High School in the class of 2016, briefly attended UCLA, and then learned about the anti-coffee martyrdom of Russian boy Dmitriy Gurevich. Together with her friend Jackie Bean, a mission of proselytizing the manifesto of Dmitriy Gurevich turned into a full-fledged cult. The group became known as the Dmitriy Heaven Club.
3am bros

## 3am bros productions

Youtube channel

3am bros productions is an undead YouTube channel. Hosted by three pranksters who died tragically in drunk driving accidents in Toronto in 2015, it is a sub-par YouTube channel in the Realm of the Dead. The host is an epic lad named davewaves. Most of their content is 3 A.M. spooky videos, that don't hit as hard considering their entire audience has already died and already knows what the afterlife is like, at least for the extrafertile.
The Chair

The Chair is the combined souls of two young french lovers addicted to the thrill of the kill

### Known for

c r i m e

The Chair is a being crafted from the corrupted matter of two french lovers and a futon that experienced heavy spacetime alteration in 1999 while the criminal lovers Étienne Malgerie and Fleur Dubois were making out passionately while the Paris Police force was busting down their door after a botched political assassination. The spacetime alteration combined their physical manifestation into one being contained within the *concept* of a seat.

The efficacy of their killing greatly improved, now with the ability to shapeshift into any kind of chair or couch under 10 feet long.

Eventually they found themselves in Miami, Florida, and disguised themselves as a gaming chair in the bedroom of Mung Brigham.
Stefan Degrassi

Stefan Degrassi is the heir to the Degrassi family fortune and Degrassi Pollo'y Beef Farms. Stefan is best known for creating Stefan Degrassi's Chicken'n Steak after becoming a False Reflection in 2008 when he was struck by the Ghost Zone. He uses the bizarre abilities as a false reflection to create very good recipes that consist of chicken and/or steak. In his initial life, his fertility was exceptionally negative which resulted in him being a very powerful false reflection.

His parents, Bobo and Emilia Degrassi were apparently killed by pirates while on a world-wide tour of food and coffee in 2003.

When he was struck by the Ghost Zone and became a false reflection, he also gained the ability of Speedy Speed Boy which allows him to conjure skateboards under his feet.
Chief

Chief is the leader of the Continuity Police. He took the reigns of the organization after Dr. Lakota Green retired from his 150 year tenure. As the world became more and more unstable during the 2000's as the Friendly Council approached, Chief's mental health declined as well. In 2018 he banished Hatuey from his home dimension of +19.34i, forcing her into Friendly Council dimensions.
La Batalla de Magucho

Charles Zabbernathy leading a howitzer to the "Nazi Town" of Argentina

La Batalla de Magucho was a battle that took place in the midst of cold war tensions in Argentina in October of 1972. It began with the CIA finding that Russian expat Eyfim Romanov Romanov supposedly had found the truth about where Hitler went to after World War 2. Quite conspicuously it was in the self-proclaimed "Nazi Town" of Argentina: Magucho. American agent Charles Zabbernathy led forces into the town to capture Eyfim. Soviet agents, led by Erina Yantav, found their way into the town to try and kill Eyfim. The ensuing battle lasted for days. The captured Eyfim finally told Charles what he knew (which is classified) and Charles killed Eyfim on the spot.
Maribel Sarkeesian

Maribel in 2015

Maribel Ataturk Sarkeesian is a Turkish-american fashion model, politician, former non-voting representative for the Northern Mariana Islands from 2019-2020, and 49th Vice President of the United States of America.

She became Vice President when Jeffrey Meena became president, and a few years later she married Meena, becoming the first lady as well.

## Fashion Career

Maribel began her career in Cape Canaveral, Florida, where she worked with several residents there trying to make money modelling. A friend suggested she try out some special coffee from a place called Gucci Bean Haus in 1999, claiming that it would make her "look more fertile." It worked, and she became a regular customer. She became friends with a relative of the owner, another fashion model named Lisa Kepelkeker. The two of them took advantage of their enhanced features and became some of Florida's most prominent models. They advertised themselves as "The Russian and the Turk" which lured in many advertisers of "higher taste."

Maribel believed she was asexual but knew she needed to appear as a family figure as her fame grew, so she "married" Connor Galicia, a blissfully unaware marketing agent for American politician Marco Rubio.

This began Maribel's foray into politics. She decided that it was her time to become a representative for fashion models in the United States, and chose to run for election in an innocuous position, that being the non-voting representative of the Northern Marianas Islands Territory. She and Connor packed their bags and moved to said Pacific Territory, where she ran unsuccessfully for the position eight times before finally winning the race in 2018.

Another aspiring politician, Jeffrey Meena, saw her as an appealing running mate for president in 2020. She accepted his offer in late 2019 and the pair surprisingly won the election.

Maribel immediately divorced Connor Galicia after the election. She never loved him, although during the process of having two children with him, she learned that she was not asexual after all. She soon began an affair with President Meena as Vice President of the United States and the couple announced their marriage to the world in March of 2023. The country was in a bit too much chaos as it was to react strongly to this event.

She gave birth to George Wallace Meena in 2024.
Battle of Gambian Tributary Number Twelve

The *Battle of Gambian Tributary Number Twelve* was a massive battle during the Gambian Coffee War during the Kepelkeker Farms Scandal. It was a three-month long campaign conducted by the Decaf Squad and the Barista Armed Forces against the Coffee Haus Mages and local Gambians. It ended in the takeover of Coffee Haus 4, Coffee Haus 5, Coffee Haus 6, and Coffee Haus 7.
Crimson Bean

The Crimson Bean in his physical form

The Crimson Bean is an ancient artifact from the Temple of the Crimson Bean. It was created by the Friendly Council, specifically designed to grant worthy humans aptitude for fertility magic. After the great Annunaki Rebellion, the Friendly Council committed a great purge of lesser humans from the earth, in a series of great floods and seismic events. Because of this, the project was abandoned, the artifact left in bean form within their South American headquarters for thousands of years.

It was only recently discovered by Juanito Romanov, who touched the bean upon finding it. It immediately gained flawed but sufficient DNA coding from touching him, gained a humanoid form, and vanished temporarily into another dimension. Juanito at first felt unaffected, but his daughter Cerrita Romanov, born a year later, seemed to have been born with incredible aptitude to fertility magic.

## Emperor's New Clothes

### Trait

allows user to absorb portions of the DNA of a being it touches in exchange for granting extrafertility to the touched

### Rarity

one user, more evolved version of a Quantum Transfer
Roseanne Thanatos

Roseanne Thanatos was a greek-American witch from Newark, New Jersey. She lived a normal life until the Genoese mafia captured her in 1972 to use her for experimentation on super-gangstars. Her body was destroyed, but she did not completely die, as she found herself in the Realm of the Dead. She was brought back to the Mortal Plane by Super JFK, who wanted to insult the strength of the mafia that he once associated with. After returning to the Mortal Plane she was very powerful, and she was recruited by Qu'Chara Melany to join the Hallowed Council.

She (super) died during the Battle of -13i+1985j after being one of the first people to successfully "kill" a Timeless Being. Mr. Sioux Red owes his life to her and BOB.
Abernathy Keegan

Abernathy with her Entangled Form, The Clipper

Abernathy "Berry" Keegan is a Canadian witch. She is known for being a member of Jeffrey Meena's original team, FraPPUCiNO. After encountering high levels of fertile energy during her childhood, a brief falling through the Real Plane caused her to gain a male clone in the Realm of the Dead, an Entangled Form named The Clipper.
Looking Glass

The Looking Glass is artifact on the Imaginary Plane located at (0,0,0), within the Safe Asymptote. When someone gazes into the looking glass, they see a fate that is inescapable for them once they see it.

When Mumbi Jhai gazed into it, he saw himself being Super Killed by Dmitriy Loki Requiem on 9/11 of the Dead. Since 9/11 of the Dead was in the past, Mumbi didn't understand the vision at the time.
Heimdallr

Heimdallr is the only Sterile FUR-E

Heimdallr is a Sterile FUR-E and is currently captured by the Continuity Police for 'f\*\*\*ing with *everything'*.

## Beyond the Sea

### Trait

Heimdallr posses a Sterility level equal to ~0.000000000000031% of the total Fertility on the Imaginary Plane.

If Odin's Plane Permeability and Synergy Hypothesis was true, Heimdallr's relatively small Sterility could be used to measure the amount of Fertility on the Imaginary Plane. Any changes would indicate Fertility leaving or entering the plane.

## Creation

Odin estimated that nine male Sterilities would be enough to contain the Sterility produced by Beyond the Sea, so he sent his wife Frigg to collect nine Sterile males from -17i.
Ghost Zone

The Ghost Zone is a large area of unstable space-time that usually appears in the Nevada desert. Most beings with typical amounts of fertility that enter it are turned into False Reflections, while beings with higher fertility can receive bizarre powers. The first person to experience the Ghost Zone and survive was Baja Jeb who gained the ability to sense when the zone will next appear.

The real nature of the Ghost Zone is it's a link between (-17i) and (+17i) on the Imaginary Plane and is simply a dumping ground for undesired things in (+17i) which makes the abilities gained here literal trash. In (+17i) it is known as думп.
Big Money Gambia

Ousman Fatty, aka Big Money Gambia is a popular rapper in the Gambia that uses his fame to expose Adama Barrow's corruption and falsities about coffee. Prior to the Great Caffeinated Death, BMG was a small-time rapper and part-time employee at a KOMBO in Banjul, Gambia. He has collaborated with other artists such as Lil Mill and Jizzle. Much of his inspiration as a musician comes from La-Attitude.

Popular Works:

* Fatty in the KOMBO
* Last Train to Coffee Town (Burong)
* Our the Gambia
* Bustin' on Beans
* Won't Stop Grinding You
* We Live in a Society (With no Coffee)
* CBLM (Coffee Brewer Lives Matter)
* Adama Barrow is a Drunk Son of a Bitch
* You Did it Yosef My Man
* Yah-ya I Love Yahya (Ft. Lil Mill)
* Why Are There So Many Eyes
* Dew Mountain Rumble (Tribute to La-Attitude)
* Burning Down the Haus (Ft. Jizzle)
* Biggie Beans' Big Bean Boogie
* Staying With *It* Real

Works that feature BMG:

* Coffee Gang (By Lil Mill)
* Biggest Monies in The Gambia (By Lil Mill)
* Your Freedom (nothing) (By Lil Mill)
* Hangin' With My Homies and The Eyes (By Lil Mill)
Quafe

Quafe, meaning Quasi-Fertility is an insignificant but also poorly understood property in Source. Powers in quafe have no connection to a being's fertility and are usually only seen in beings that are not extrafertile. Quafe is suspected of being located in the lowest levels of Source since even the most powerful beings that have the ability to see Source have never been able to find it. Even though it is not well understood, the powers discovered in Quafe so far are insignificant. These powers include warping space-time to pull off sleight of hand tricks, conjuring of small mammals, manipulating the suits of playing card (not the numbers) and telekinesis.

People who have gained proficiency in this power include Barry Spaggot, Johnny Goatsex , Azimuth Fairlady and Baba Ye-Three.

Like extra-fertile beings often being called Wizards, beings that have high Quafe are called Magicians. And most Magicians have careers as entertainers.
𒀭

𒀭

the envisagement of HIM

Oceans Break Up

𒀭 is a supreme entity, known as the King of the Gods. He commands the Friendly Council across the Imaginary Plane. He reigns supreme within his dimensional territory (the entirity of the Mandlebrot region). He created the Great Flood, spawned several human colonies, and ruled Mpumalanga for nearly 100,000 years until the great rebellion where he was forced to destroy the ancient civilizations. Since then HE has commanded all powerful world affairs by will of mind.

HIS face is never seen, being only a beam of blinding light.

HIS other names and denotations can be \*EL\*, \*HIM\*, HIM, Elohim, and “The Hand of Fate.”
Cerrita "Gatita" Romanov

"Gatita"

Cerrita "Gatita" Romanov is an Argentinian witch. Because her father, Juanito Romanov, had touched the Crimson Bean, he had been given the essence of fertility magic. This transferred into Cerrita, who expressed magical abilities from a young age. Meena Productions, an American film company, showed great interest in taking her to Hollywood in the 2010s.

She knew she had magical abilities and was told so by her father, but she was raised to keep them secret to the point that, as she aged, she lost the ability to use them freely. She regained her powers in 2017 when Rabo rewrote her *source* along with those of Jill Meena. After this occurred, Cerrita joined the Witch's Coven Party very briefly before being given a contract to make a nearly pornographic film called "Fashion and All That Good Stuff" made by Meena Productions, which actually stole her birthright fertility and gave it to Meena to assist his powercrawl to the presidency in 2020.
Yahya Jammeh

Yahya Jammeh was most known for being the Second president of the Gambia where he served three terms from July 22,1994 to December 1, 2016 which was the day after The Caffeinated Death when he was stripped and burned at the stake outside of his presidential mansion. Though his death was inglorious, he lived as a strong supporter of coffee in Gambia. He was also a Hallowed Council member and necromancer. In 2011, he summoned the soul of Fenrir to our plane of existence which became known as the Corporeal Beast and followed the will of Yahya for giving it life. He used the powers of the beast to create two clones of himself, Solid Bean and Liquid Bean. Solid bean was used to protect the Gambia's precious coffee and Liquid Bean was kept in reserve incase he lost control of Solid Bean and needed to kill him.

On the day of the Caffeinated Death, his mansion's mainframe was hacked by Dmitriy Gurevich and both Liquid Bean and the Corporeal Beast were released. Solid Bean who normally would be able to prevent such a terrorist attack was forced into an epic battle with his brother, Liquid Bean which lasted for many hours. The Corporeal Beast however could have stopped the Caffeinated death if it weren't for the ghost captain Gar who captured the wild beast for its fertility granting powers.

Immediately after this epic loss for Yahya, knowing the public opinion of coffee was destroyed which was the entire foundation for his presidency, he had no choice but to resign from the president which allowed his rival Adama Barrow to take the presidency. The next morning, an angry mob of Gambian coffee farmers raided his mansion and dragged him into the front yard where he was stripped naked and burned at the stake on national television. The country was at peace again when Adama Barrow took office a few hours later and put into action his strict anti-coffee policies.
Divine Fertility Dividing

Divine Fertility Dividing (DFD) is Leroy Ginseng's signature ability/stand. It can halve the fertility of a living being once every 10 seconds that Leroy comes into contact with and transfer the fertility to himself. The ability has manifested as a Stand unlike Double Adventitious Fertility possessed by the Corporeal Beast which gained a Balance Breaker ability.
Make-A-Wish Foundation

## Make-A-Wish

Make-A-Wish was an organization that gave terminally ill children a final "wish" before they died. It was successful in upholding all of the wishes until 2024 when a child named Mocha Mondatta had a wish for coffee to be given back to the Gambia. The foundation was never close to fulfilling his wish and out of spite, his father, Iced Mondatta took over the company and merged it into the Bean Boarders as a national-defense contractor for Церпх. It now has the sole task of returning coffee to the Gambia (Mocha Mondatta's wish).
Sack Man

Sack Man consuming c h i l d r e n

Sack Man is a Goat-Man, the Super Ghost of Liverpool. He serves the Friendly Council under Teshub.

## Mortal Life

Sack Man was born as a child named Jack in medieval Liverpool. He trained as a cooper, until the Black Plague reached England. The plague wiped out of much of the town, including Jack.

A witch doctor attempted to cure Jack by stuffing him in a sack and waterboarding him with a potion mixing baby blood with an "oriental bean powder." Jack died, freshly imbued with fertility.