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Junk Food

### Effects

Heals 10 HP. Causes Food Coma, reducing speed by 50% for 10 seconds. Stuffed for 30 seconds.

## Technical Information

### Value

25 TP

In-Game Description

*Not just bad, but bad for you!*

Junk Food is a consumable item in WASTED.

## Characteristics

A slice of cheese pizza that presumably was made before the Great War. It is quite likely filled with preservatives.

## Locations

* 3 Junk Food can be found in the House's fridge.
* On various members of all encountered factions.
* Numerous Junk Foods can be found in Cooler CA-1.
Coyote Mask

In-Game Description

*"Those who made frequent trips to the military bases' radiation filled depths came to be known as Coyotes, and don traditional luchador masks in order to hide their heavily mutated faces. These luchador masks are viewed with reverence, and the Coyotes are amongst the most feared Cervezmen warriors."*

The **Coyote Mask** is a piece of armor in WASTED.
Blockblaster Vidiots

## Lore

The Blockblaster Vidiots are a former gang of Anjuless. They came to Junk Town demanding TP for scraps the Junk Dogs had scavenged from their territory, claiming "late fees". According to Master Y, the Blockblaster Vidiots paid the ultimate late fee, becoming the "late" Blockblaster Vidiots, zapped dead in a fiery blaze of "hyperdellic laserfire". It is assumed that the entire membership of the Blockblaster Vidiots expired.
Buzzes

**Buzzes** are short-term buffs granted to the player, these effects are temporary and disappear after a run through the cooler, or by sleeping at home. A buzz can be obtained through drinking unmarked flasks through the coolers or through the Mixer of the Day from the The Gin and Gout. Buzz of the Day will list its effect but unmarked flasks found in the cooler will be randomly selected.

## Positive Buzzes

* Bearly Hurt: Bear traps do 50% less damage
* Unbearable: Bear traps no longer stop you moving
* Rock Hard: +2 ARMOR
* Regenerating Skin: Grants 3 HP every 10 seconds
* Shitting Bricks: Killing an enemy with a critical hit makes them drop a brick
* Perforator: Weapons ignore an additional 2 ARMOR
* Eagle Eyes: Increases SHOOT by 5
* Big Fisted: Increases HIT by 5
* Short Fuse: Increases OBLIT by 5
* Big Brains: Increases TINKER by 5
* Hairy Feet: Increases SNEAK by 5
* World of Pain: Take 50% more damage, but also give 50% more damage
* Bubble Butt: Attacks from behind deal 75% less knockback and 25% less damage
* Human Deathipede: 50% chance to gain 1 free round of ammo every time you kill something
* One and a Half-Life Brew: Increases your Maximum HP by 50%.

## Negative Buzzes

* Bleary Eyes: Decreases SHOOT by 5
* Soft Knuckles: Decreases HIT by 5
* Wet Fuse: Decreases OBLIT by 5
* Da Dums: Decreases TINKER by 5
* Iron Feet: Decreases SNEAK by 5
* Butterfingers: Reloads take +50% longer
* Stiff Knees: Movement speed is reduced by 90% while crouched
* Sight Unseen: The aiming crosshair is hidden
* Blood Money: Lose 1 TP every time you take damage
* Half-life Brew: Reduces your maximum HP by 50%
Dick

Dick is a retiree, general consultant, and mutant living in the Ony Express Terminal Building in Suckrimento.

## Interactions with the player character

### **Effects of the player's actions**

* Dick can be permanently killed by the Waster.

## Notes

While Dick offers his services as a consultant, he does not charge any TP for his information and advice.

## Notable Quotes

* "Greetings ah, waste of life? Is that the right one? Did I use the right term? The kids today with the slang and so forth, it's distressing and unfamiliar."
* "Agreed. It's thrilling, of course, to see another young violent drunkard in our midst, and I sincerely hope we can be of service to you."
* "Oh, no need to be concerned. We're not like these hucksters and charlatans, they'd take a man's last sheet from right out of his cheeks. No, we have more than enough TP to be comfortable for the rest of our lives... Magnificent stuff, like the tongues of angels, you really ought to try it. But that's besides the point, in our advanced age, I suppose we're some variety of consultant. We simply offer our expertise, our knowledge, our support. You know what they say, two heads are better than one."
* "I've known Kissinjerk a long time now, and in my experience he's always been a straight shooter, except for that occasion when I dressed to the left... Regardless, my point is I give you my word as a crook that he's not going to take you for a ride like these bozos."

## Appearances

Dick appears in Wasted: A Post Apocalyptic Pub Crawler.

## Behind the scenes

* Dicks general appearance, dialogue, name, and stance on all those around him are a direct reference to former US President, xenophobe, paranoid nutcase, and rambler of the obscene Richard Nixon.
The Hair of the Dogs

According to your New Skeleton Army informant, one way of figuring out the location of the Mulligan is to use an Alistair TurboBaud Modem to hack the CoolAir mainframe and download a manifest of the Coolers in the Western Wastes.

Unfortunately, the only people who'd know where to find one are the Junk Dogs, and these scavenger tech heads aren't too keen on sharing their technology.

Get through Cooler CA-3, and see if you can convince the Junk Dogs, one way or another.

* Explore Cooler CA-3.
Spewman

Spewmen are a variant of human mutant found in the Western Wastes, products of radioactive mutation. They are much taller, bulkier and more muscular than both Rottymen and Wasters, have greenish-yellowish skin, are immune to radiation, and are gifted with superhuman strength and endurance. Since the spewmen are products of the original Coolermates of Cooler CA-1, it can be assumed they live unnaturally long.

The only known source of the Spewmen is Cooler CA-1.

## Variants

### Spewman

* Armored
* 50 HP
* Medistim
* Denim Disasterpiece
* Klash
* Raider Straps
* Rifle Ammo

## Notable Quotes

### Enemy Detected

* "Die! Die!"
* "Fresh meat!"
* "Kill! Kill! Kill!"
* "Let's make some gravy!"
* "Target spotted!"
* "You're not going anywhere!"

### Successful Kill

* (Laughs)
* "Feel it!"

## Appearances

The Spewmen appear in Wasted: A Post Apocalyptic Pub Crawler.
In the Cervez of Peace

You've found the second Cooler, it seems a gang calling themselves the Cervezmen have been scavenging military grade weaponry from the Cooler for quite some time. There's also some buzz that the S.O.B. have begun an assault on the Cooler.

Make your way through the Cooler, and get to the bottom of what it is the S.O.B. are doing here, exactly.

* Explore Cooler CA-2.

You reached the Cryochambers, where you witnessed the grisly demise of the S.O.B. Purifier you encountered earlier, but your problems are far from over.

Piloting a giant tank, a Coyote warrior stands between you and the Cooler's Technology Chambers. Defeat the Coyote, and see what goodies await in the Cooler's Technology Chambers!

* Defeat the Coyote.

Activate the Serpent Protocol so you can make a safe exit.

* Activate the Serpent Protocol.

You've activated the Serpent Protocol, but still need to find something to weigh down the second escape pod.

Select one of the Nation Foundation Kits, and use it to escape from the robotic hellscape of Cooler CA-2.

* Find something to place in the second Evacuation Pod.
Sneakin'

*"The Wastes are a cruel and dangerous place. Sometimes it's best to let sleeping mutants lie, at least until you can get close enough to stab 'em in the back. Your Sneakin' ability determines how stealthily you can get around, and grants you a bonus to thrown weaponry.*

*Each level of Sneakin' reduces how loud your footsteps are when you're not crouched, and also grants you +7.5% bonus to critical damage."*

**Sneakin'** is one of the five primary statistics in the S.H.O.T.S. system.

The Damage Bonus given by a single stat point is 20%. See table below.

Starts at 0, but can scale from -10 to 10, where negative numbers **will** affect your stats negatively.

Can be affected by armor stats, Hangovers from Booze, Buzzes from unmarked flasks, and cocktails bought from The Gin and Gout.
Chowitzer

In-Game Description

*Three heapin' helpin's get you all loaded up and ready to spew.*
The Chowitzer is a consumable item from WASTED.

## Background

The Chowitzer was first devised by a Spewman in Cooler CA-1 named Will E, who decided more pizza was better.

## Characteristics

The Chowitzer is a sandwich consisting of a Mutamutt Steak pressed between two slices of Junk Food and held together with a pencil, similar to a club sandwich.

## Crafting

Materials:

* Junk Food (3)

Requirements:

* Kitchen

Produces:

* Chowitzer

## Locations

* It can be crafted in the House's kitchen table.
Liquid Bread

In-Game Description

*Nearly dead? Need to be fed? Gun to your head? Try Liquid Bread! The number one survivalist bread replacement brand.*
Liquid Bread is a consumable item in WASTED.

## Characteristics

It is a carton with four sides, with two sides displaying an image of a baguette and the words "EZ POUR" below the text "LIQUID BREAD" on a red background, with the two other sides displaying nutritional information panels.
New Skeleton Army

The **New Skeleton Army** is a conglomerate comprised of various raider parties dedicated to eradicating the Syndicate of Buzzkills. Their motto is "Beef, Booze, and Bruises."

Ideologically, the N.S.A. is built upon the premise that Booze induced mutations are mankind's next evolutionary step — and they believe the S.O.B. to be interfering with the natural progression of man. This fact, however, is hidden from the lower members of the N.S.A., who are led on to believe that the N.S.A. is focused primarily on having a good time.

The N.S.A. are led by a charismatic man, whom only the highest ranking N.S.A. members are allowed to interact with. Though not much is known about him, he is known to be highly intelligent, and one of the only surviving Coolermates.
Blue Ox

In-Game Description

*Blue Ox gives you runs!*

Blue Ox is an energy drink in WASTED.

## Characteristics

The beverage displays a white ox alongside the words the text "Blue Ox" in blue lettering on a white and red metal can with a push tab and nutritional information on the back.

## Locations

* 3 can be found in the Stash of the House.
* Cooler CA-1
Innovatrix Business Solutions

**Innovatrix Business Solutions** was a Pre-War company run by Sid Johns. While the Americans and Soviets were in a nuclear arms race, I.B.S. was in a race with A.R.L. to take the lions share of the personal computing market with the Concord PC. The Concord PC won, putting Innovatrix Business Solutions and Sid Johns in the lime light.
Big Boon

Big Boon is a Road Courier stationed as a sniper at the Ony Express Terminal in Suckrimento.

## Background

Big Boon's background is unknown, but given his apparent age and the foundation of the Road Couriers, it can be assumed he was a deliveryman before the war who was caught in the middle of a delivery when the bombs dropped, thus avoiding atomic annihilation and being a founding member of the Couriers.

## Notable Quotes

* "Hold it right there, Waster. This here's the Ony Express, one of the last safe havens out in the Western Wastes. And me and my friends up here intend to keep it that way, so keep your head outta trouble, and we'll let you keep it in one piece, comprende?"

## Appearances

Big Boon appears in Wasted: A Post Apocalyptic Pub Crawler.

## Behind the scenes

Since Wasted is a loving send up of post-apocalyptic media, and Craig Boone is a sniper in Fallout New Vegas, it can be assumed this long range protector of innocent Wasters is a reference to Craig Boone.
Business Slacks

In-Game Description

*"It's all business."*

The **Business Slacks** are a piece of armor in WASTED.

## Characteristics

The business slacks consist of a pair of pre-war black dress pants with a front zipper and two back pockets, followed by a pair of lace up black leather shoes. It gives a +1 bonus to the Shoot skill and adds a +2 bonus to the Sneak skill.

## Location

The slacks can be found in containers in Cooler CA-1.
CHIMPS Bad Cop Hat

In-Game Description

*"No more Officer Nice Guy."*

The **CHIMPS Bad Cop Hat** is a piece of armor in WASTED.

## Characteristics

The bad cop hat is a peaked police officers hat with multiple tears, a bumper sticker stuck to the top that says "DON'T BE HAPPY" with a smiley face in the middle, and a pedestrian crossing sign on its front side, with a pair of cracked, chipped, and scratched aviator sunglasses. It gives a -1 detraction to the Shoot skill and adds a +2 bonus to the Hit skill.

## Location

The hat can be found on CHIMPS Piglets in Courier Runs by speaking to The Accursed Courier once every 24 hours.
Business Top

In-Game Description

*"It's all business."*

The **Business Top** is a piece of armor in WASTED.

## Characteristics

The business top consists of a white dress shirt and black suit jacket with a knotted solid red business tie. It gives a +1 bonus to the Shoot skill and adds a +2 bonus to the Sneak skill.

## Location

The top can be found in containers in Cooler CA-1.
Nation Foundation Kits

At the end of Cooler CA-1, the player may choose to forgo the hangovers presented and challenge the boss, as long as they haven't already done so in their save file. After the boss battle, they are given the choice of three player house upgrades to choose from. The player can only choose one, and the others will be blocked off FOREVER for that save file.

These three kits are as follows:

Excremator Throne Kit: A toilet that you can use once-per in-game hour(?) to remove one RANDOM Hangover

Manatomical Model Kit: Three mannequins in your home you can decorate with gear

Weird Science Chemistry Kit: A set allowing you to produce chems at a rate of about 1 per hour(?)

Tips:

- Although the Science Chemistry kit seems attractive at first, it's far easier to redo cooler CA1 with the intention of looting chems if you really want to get them at any decent rate. The benefit of the Chemistry Kit is it's set-and-forget ease of use. It makes chems while you get WASTED.

-The Science kit is probably still the best choice as far as min-maxing goes, since the throne can't target bad hangovers, you are just as at risk of losing high level good hangovers. There's really no reason to encourage taking bad hangovers, especially if you are throwing a die.

-The mannequins can be equipped with clothes, fannypacks, Discjoys, and weapons
Purifier Starr

Purifier Starr is the final boss of Cooler CA-1.

## Interactions with the player character

### **Quests**

The Good Stuff: Purifier Starr must be killed to proceed past the cryodorms and into the technology chamber.

## Inventory

* Cowboy Hat
* Ocelot
* S.O.B. Purifier Power Armor

## Notable Quotes

* "Crap! Gotta reload!"
* "Dodge THIS!"
* "Draw!"
* "Feel it!"
* "There we go!"
* "Waster, come out and play!"
* \*Cough\* "You Waster scum... S.O.B.'s already won... you just don't know it yet..."

## Appearances

Purifier Starr appears in Wasted: A Post Apocalyptic Pub Crawler.

## Behind the scenes

* Starr's revolver, Ocelot, is named after Revolver Ocelot, a fast shooting mercenary from the Metal Gear series who used revolvers.
GORILLAS

Weighed down by the dreadfully outdated Alistair V, the original GORILLAS was truly a surprise hit, making the most of the V's meager processing capabilities by presenting its combat in a thoughtful, turn-based manner - a far cry from the blistering fast real-time combat we've come to expect from our local arcades, but a unique and engaging experience nonetheless.
Rottyman

**Rottymen** are ghoul-like mutants found in the Western Wastes. Intense and prolonged radiation has blistered and melted their skin and flesh, and they have lost all higher reasoning. Paradoxically, they also have greatly extended lifespans and are immune to (and even healed by) radiation.

## Characteristics

Rottymen are similar in appearance to Wasters, but are skinnier and slowly limp. Due to exposure to high levels of radiation, they have lost the ability to speak and reason and will become hostile towards everyone but those heavily affected by Radiation, such as their own kind.

## Variants

### Cervez Rottyman

Cervez Rottymen are former Cervezmen that have become feral. They are similar, but not identical, to normal Rottymen, the difference being that they still wear their Cervezmen armor, indicating that they were affected by the same radiation that has scarred the Coyotes but did not have the fortune of keeping their sanity.

* HP 25
* Cervezmen Murder Mariachi Pants
* Cervezmen Murder Mariachi Shirt
* Cervezmen Soldado Slacks
* Rottyman Guts

### Coolermate Rottyman

* HP 20
* Cooler Armor
* Medistim

### Rotty S.O.B.

* HP 25
* Rottyman Guts
* S.O.B. Crusader Fatigues
* S.O.B. Crusader Pants

### Rotty Raider

* 15 HP
* Denim Disasterpiece
* Easy Breathers
* Medistim
* Pistol Ammo
* Raider Straps
* Rottyman Guts
* Sweet 'n Shorts
* Yellow Headband

### Rotty Junk Dog

* 25 HP
* DiskJoy
* Junk Dog Cap
* Junk Dog Caped Top
* Junk Dog Machinist Pants
* Junk Dog Pants
Cervezmen

## Lore

A raider party originally from Mexico, the Ceverzmen made their way across the borders
and raided the military bases near former San Diego, kitting themselves out in all sorts of military-grade equipment. As these bases were high priority targets during the bombings, nearly all of San Diego was wiped out and heavily irradiated, and the area became known as Sandy Crapshow. However, the Mexican masses emigrating northward were able to use their numbers to infiltrate the bases and to salvage whatever weapons and armor they could find.

Those who made frequent trips to the military bases’ radiation filled depths came to be known as Coyotes, and don traditional luchador masks in order to hide their heavily mutated faces. These luchador masks are viewed with reverence, and the Coyotes are amongst the most feared Ceverzmen warriors.

## Weapons

* Kitchen Knife
* Point Niner

## Equipment

* Cervezmen Beret
* Cervezmen Murder Mariachi Pants
* Cervezmen Soldado Shirt
* Cervezmen Soldado Slacks

## Ranks

* Cervezmen Batador: A melee unit, often dodge rolling to get close for the strike.
* Cervezmen Pistolero

## Quotes

### Enemy Detected

* "Orale!"
* "Viva la Cervezmen!"

## Notes

* The Cervezmen still use pesos, according to the Cervezmen Coyote.
Stinky

Stinky is a member of the New Boys.

## Background

Stinky is a member of the New Boys, and seems ill suited to the Raider lifestyle. While he is very excited to be making his first "score" as a raider, as soon as he is approached alone he is nervous without his gang backing him up. While Stinky is smart enough to lock a Cooler door, he is dumb enough to lock himself on the wrong side.

 Interactions with the player character

### **Quests**

The Pregame Party (Tutorial): Stinky provides the Waster with a lesson in simple stealth mechanics, critical attacks, and the unlocking of Cooler doors with can openers.

### **Effects of the player's actions**

Depending on if the player character skips the opening tutorial or not, Stinky either dies with his gang, or they retreat into the Cooler at the sight of a competent Waster. However, due to their vast inexperience, it can be safely assumed they die in the Cooler regardless.

## Inventory

* Can Opener
* Raider Straps
* Safety Pants

## Notes

* Stinky may be a resident of Anjuless, as he is familiar with the awful traffic problems rampant in the city.
* His catchphrase is "Rip'n'shred!".

## Notable Quotes

* "New Boys! Rip'n'shred!"
* "Wait, that's it? This ain't hardly no big score at all."
* "There! No way that Waster's gettin' THIS thing open, heh. W-what the! How'd you get past the lock?"
* "Crap! Boss ain't gonna be too happy about this..."
* "Tell you what, I'm gonna get this thing open and lock you out like the boss wanted. Just you sit tight, and don't try anything funny, you got it?"
* "Yeah, doesn't hurt to know a mechanic, especially with that Anjuless traffic."

## Appearances

Stinky appears in Wasted: A Post Apocalyptic Pub Crawler.
Alistair VI

A computer that lets you check your stats, such as your deaths and enemies killed.

The computer can be found in a box underneath the stairs leading up to the bed in the administrative office on level 7. Finding this computer is a steam achievement.

characteristic: It has the look of an Apple II computer.
Jim Sterlings

Jim Sterlings was an American politician and resident of Cooler CA-4 before the Great War.

## Background

Jim Sterlings sent out emails warning the other residents that without an Administrator elected, the doors for Cooler CA-4 would remain open and all residents would most likely perish to a Soviet missile. He then promoted himself for the position of Administrator.

## Appearances

Jim Sterlings is mentioned in terminal entries in *WASTED*.

## Behind the scenes

Jim Sterlings is a reference to real life Jim Sterling.
Syndicate Of Buzzkills

## Lore

After surviving the horrors of the nuclear apocalypse, Wasters in the deep south began viewing the atomic blitzkrieg as a divine retribution for man's scientific hubris. Seeing the Booze induced mutations as a challenge to the natural order of things, they gathered their old world weapons and decided to eradicate the Wasters from the Wastelands. After a successful campaign sterilizing their homelands, the S.O.B. began a long march towards the coasts of America.

## Equipment

* S.O.B. Crusader Fatigues
* S.O.B. Crusader Pants

## Ranks

* S.O.B. Purifier
* S.O.B. Soldier
* S.O.B. Novice
* S.O.B. Trainee

## Notable Members

* Purifier Graham
* Purifier Starr

## Quotes

### Enemy Detected

* "Enemy spotted."
* "Eyes on target."
* "Its a fine day to die."
* "Target acquired."
* "Target spotted."

### Enemy Vanished

* "Death will come for you yet."
* "I'll find you."
* "Target lost."
* "You're only delaying the inevitable."

### Successful Kill

* "Enemy down."
* "I was born for this."
* "Threat neutralized."

## Trivia

* The SOB does not recognize relationships such as those between Slab and Asuka.
Debt Matrix Printer Kit

This kit adds a money printer to your bedroom.

One of the three available House Upgrades in the depths of CA-03.

***You can only pick one House Upgrade per cooler, the rest are locked away PERMANENTLY.*** You will have to start a new game if you want to pick a different House Upgrade.

Computer Description:

*"Make a mistake balancing your budget? Spend a little bit too much of your state's funds on your last ski trip? Why go through the trouble of publicly apologizing when you can just print more money!*

*With the Debt Matrix Printer Kit, you can discreetly and quickly print an endless amount of cash.*

*(Debt Matrix Printer Kit may not be as discrete or as quick as advertised.)"*
The Very Reverend Perry

**The Very Reverend Perry** is a member of the S.O.B.

## Background

The Very Reverend Perry has always had a grudge out for Brother Jeremy, ever since the latter accidentally shot his finger off while shaking his hand. It is assumed he tricked Brother Jeremy into drinking beer.

## Notes

* The Very Reverend Perry is actually a regular reverend, he's just called the very reverend because he is fat.

## Appearances

The Very Reverend Perry is mentioned in Wasted: A Post Apocalyptic Pub Crawler.
The Gin & Gout

## The Gin and Gout

The Gin and Gout is the bar located in Ony Express. It is owned and staffed by the bartender Mayday.

For 30TP, you can purchase a custom built Cocktail that can boost your stats in a variety of ways. Cocktails give you a Buzz-like effect and as such will only last for the next Cooler run that you do. You cannot order another cocktail until your current one has worn off.

An important chat option is "What's the Mixer of the Day?". This will provide you with information about the kind of effect that said Mixer of the Day will give you.

**### WARNING! The Mixer of the Day's effect *CAN BE BAD!* ###**

The Mixer of the Day's effect changes every 24 in-game hours, so check back often!

## Ordering Your Drink

So you have forked over 30TP, now what? Well now you get to order your custom cocktail!

#### **Step One**

When you begin your cocktail order you are given two options to pick from: Champain and Toughquilla.

* Champain gives you an **Attack Bonus**.
* Toughquilla gives you a **Defence Bonus**.

#### **Step Two**

After you have picked your poison, the next stage is to pick a Mixer. You can choose between Soda, Mixer of the Day, or taking it straight.

**Soda *-*** *"I want it to taste a little less sewage-like."*

Choosing Soda as your mixer will lower the primary effect by 5%, but give 5% of the alternative effect, thus;

* Champain mixed with soda gives a **10% Attack Bonus** and a **5%** **Defence Bonus**.
* Toughquilla mixed with soda gives a **10%** **Defence Bonus** and a **5% Attack Bonus.**

**Mixer of The Day *-*** *"Don't forget the umbrella!"*

Choosing Mixer of The Day will lower the effect to only 5%, but give you whatever buzz the mixer provides, thus;

* Champain will only give a **5% Attack Bonus**.
* Toughquilla will only give a **5%** **Defence Bonus**.

**Straight *-*** *"I don't want it watered down anymore than it already is!"*

Taking your drink straight will give you the full effect of the booze, thus;

* Champain taken straight will give you a **15% Attack Bonus.**
* Toughquilla taken straight will give you a **15% Defence Bonus**.

#### **Step Three**

The final step is to choose how you want to take your cocktail. The way you take your drink decides the **S.H.O.T.S** stat bonus you will receive.

* ***Shot -*** Gives a +2 bonus to your SHOOT stat.
* ***On The Rocks -*** Gives a +2 bonus to your OBLIT stat.
* ***Shaken -*** Gives a +2 bonus to your HIT stat.
* ***Stirred -*** Gives a +2 bonus to your TINKER stat.
* ***Blended -*** Gives a +2 bonus to your SNEAK stat.
* ***"Cannibal Style" -*** Gives a +1 bonus to all 5 **S.H.O.T.S** stats.

**\*\*** Note that you will not be offered "Cannibal Style" until you have purchased a few drinks. **\*\***

And thats all there is to it! Now to enjoy your custom cocktail and the buzz it provides! Cheers!
Dinner Party

## Lore

The **Dinner Party** is a group of raiders hanging out in Goner Park. After having read pamphlets on the history
of the Donner Party, they vowed off the consumption of meat and took to killing those who treat
animals and mutants unethically. Their slogan is “Meat = Murder,” and the Beez’s taming and
domestication of mutants has become the catalyst for a decades long feud between the groups.

## Notes

The Dinner Party is only mentioned in the events of WASTED.
CHIMPS

## Lore

Shortly after the bombs fell, the California Highway Patrol took it upon itself to maintain California's roads and highways, in order to facilitate trade and aid efforts. However, as conditions grew worse in the Western Wastes, the C.H.P. began to resort to raiding their own trade routes with increasing violence.

Eventually, these officers banded together under a new name, calling themselves The CHIMPS (California Highwaymen Patrol) become a nomadic-like band of raiders who trawl the highways and roads of the Western Wastes in their cars, robbing and raiding any poor Wasters who happen to cross their paths.

## Weapons

* Buckin' Bronco
* DUZI

## Equipment

* CHIMPS Brutality Shirt
* CHIMPS Restrained Shirt
* CHIMPS Vice Pants

## Trivia

* From the lore on their steam trading card, it appears the CHIMPs have a large assortment of vehicles.
Sandy Crapshow

*I love Sandy Crapshow, it's my lucky city. You know there's a cabal out to get me, but their claws don't extend into Sandy Crapshow. Wonderful place, truly. The Cervezmen, they're a big deal there. Perhaps I've spoken of this with you, I'm not sure, now I may not like those boys, but damn it you've got to respect them. They worked hard to get where they are by stealing all those guns, and some of them paid a price, faces all blistered and scarred from the radiation at the military bases. That's why they wear the brightly colored masks, you see.* **It is considered a badge of honor.** *Coyotes, they call them. A fearsome bunch. Not to be messed with. Anyway, on the whole the Cervezmen run a tight ship, not like the nitwits you find elsewhere. They've no stomach for tomfoolery, skullduggery, and so forth, which is why I'm no longer welcome. But look, I can't be blamed for that, if you're going to make a ton of TP for selling fake explosives to a powerful and dangerous gang of killers, by God you've got a moral responsibility to do so. Sandy Crapshow is my lucky city. But again, I respect their position. To tolerate that is to invite anarchy, and they keep the place secure, for better or worse.* - Dick & Kissinjerk, Ony Express
Nation Fabrication Kits (House Upgrades)

Three different kits to choose from, player can only choose one and the others will be blocked off.

Used to upgrade the player house.

 These three kits are as follows:

My Buddy, Companion Kit: A station that uses scrap metal to produce and heal a companion droid to accompany you in the wastes

Fert-N-Fort Bag Kit: A farm allowing you to grow "crops" ranging from Taters to mutant guts, to mutapupae pods

Friendly Fire Gun Range Kit: A range that lets you pick a specific faction to get a damage bonus against.
Greaser

In-Game Description

*"Why, this gun is systematic!"*

## Trivia

The Real life gun that this weapon is based off of is the M3 A1 Sub-machine gun, also known as the Grease gun due to its resemblance to a mechanics greaser tool. The main distinction between the M3 and the M3 A1 in real life is the lack of a charging handle and the extended extraction port and dust cover on the M3 A1, this is represented in game with the much longer than necessary port present.

Many models of M3's actually fired the same .45 round that the M1 Thompson (Tommy Gun) fired, but in game the Greaser is considered a pistol while the Tommy gun is a rifle

In the game its more powerful then the Ratatat but has a slower rate of fire
Junk Dogs

## Lore

   The Junk Dogs are a raider faction inhabiting the former Koreatown area of Los Angeles. Their name originates from a portmanteau of the Korean word “Jungdok”, meaning “Addiction” and the word “junk.”

When the bombs hit Los Angeles, the survivors in the Koreatown (K-Town) district immediately took to raiding the city, picking it clean of any materials or supplies. From these scraps, they created Junk Town, a junkyard-like city constructed entirely from detritus from the city. The barren remains of Los Angeles were dubbed Anjuless, a play on the Korean term “Anju”, side dishes that are consumed with alcohol, suggesting that the city has been picked clean.

## Equipment

* Junk Dog Caped Top
* Junk Dog Machinist Pants
* Junk Dog Machinist Shirt
* Junk Dog Pants
* Junk Dog Techhead Cap

## Ranks

* Junk Dogfighter: A melee unit that dodge rolls close and punches you. 10 HP.
* Junk Dog Bone Picker: Appears to be a ranged laser unit.
* Junk Dog Scrap Scrounger: Appears to be a ranged laser unit.

## Notable Members

* Master Y
* Seng Sun

## Quotes

### Enemy Detected

* (Die, bitch!)
* (Over here!)
* (You're dead!)
Ony Express

## Segments

### Buildings

Gin & Gout
Ony Express Terminal Building
The Maul

## People

### Factions

Culture Vultures
New Skeleton Army
Road Couriers

### Merchants

Mayday
Vulture Val

## Other

### Requests

The Ony Express

The headquarters of the Road Couriers.

## Inhabitants

* Arky
* Big Boon
* Brother Jeremy
* Buddy
* Dick
* Dirty Duck
* Drifter
* Elden
* Kissinjerk
* Mayday
* Road Courier
* Slab
* The Accursed Courier
* Val Killmore
* Vulture Val
* Wasters
Barstown

*Barstown, eh? Small place, mean place. It is as advertised, and there's not a great deal there but what's in the name. In terms of the regional economy, their major import is booze and their major export is very dilute urine and bumbling, inebriated pinheads. They make 'em tough though, in case you ever meet a Barstown boy, don't underestimate them, physically, at least. Mentally they're even more deficient than the rest of you.* **Constant inebriation does not tend to make men acute.** *Between the low-level drunkards, the CHIMPS, and the Cervezmen, it takes a special kind of brainless oaf to make it in Barstown. And that kind is as tough as a 1 TP snake-steak. See, not only is Barstown a major stop on Route 666, but it was home to a number of large military installations.* - Dick & Kissinjerk, Ony Express
Tiny, Sticky Photographs Kit

This kit adds a photobooth to your Player House, in the crafting area.

This photobooth allows you to completely customise your character's appearance, including their name-- just like you could at the beginning of the game.

***You can only pick one House Upgrade per cooler, the rest are locked away PERMANENTLY.*** You will have to start a new game if you want to pick a different House Upgrade.

Any HAIR Magazines you pickup and read unlock additional options in the photobooth.

The photobooth costs nothing, has no cooldown, and can be used an unlimited amount of times.

Computer Description:

    *"Ever think to yourself "Boy, I wish there was a tiny, sticky photographer around so I could capture this moment in a tiny, sticky photograph forever?"*

*Well, your days of thinking are OVER!*

*With the Tiny, Sticky Photograph kit, now you can make Tiny Sticky Photographs whenever your need! Just step into the Tiny, Sticky Photography Booth, put on some wacky wig and make a zany face, and presto flasho! Tiny, sticky photographs!*

*(Please note the Tiny, Sticky Photography Booth is actually very large.)"*

## Usage

To use the booth, simply interact with the screen inside the booth. This will enter you into the character customisation screen where you can change your character to your heart's content.

When you are finished, click Done, and that's that!

It is reccomended that you unequip your armour & accessories before using the booth, as they can often obstruct your view.

## Gallery

Interact TextComputer DescriptionThe PhotoboothThe Character Customisation Screen
Brother Jeremy

S.O.B. Crusader Pants

**Brother Jeremy** is an exiled Syndicate Of Buzzkills Soldier in the Ony Express Terminal Building, Suckrimento.

## Background

Brother Jeremy was forced at gunpoint to join the Syndicate Of Buzzkills, but readily adapted to and accepted their beliefs wholeheartedly. Despite this, he proved to be horrendous at his job, injuring and killing several Syndicate soldiers completely by accident. His misadventures culminated in him being tricked into drinking a beer, which he was nearly executed for. Fortuitously, his executioner mistook the word execute for excommunicate.

## Interactions with the player character

### **Quests**

A Thirst For Knowledge: Brother Jeremy asks you to find an encyclopedia so he can be "born again".

### **Effects of the player's actions**

Brother Jeremy can be killed or his quest can be done.

## Inventory

* S.O.B. Crusader Cap
* S.O.B. Crusader Fatigues
* S.O.B. Crusader Pants

## Notes

* According to Brother Jeremy's performance evaluation, he is "sniveling, pathetic and incapable of surviving without extreme coddling."

## Appearances

Brother Jeremy appears in Wasted: A Post Apocalyptic Pub Crawler.
The Nuclear Family

**The Nuclear Family** are a gang of powerful, rad suit donning mobsters based in the Vague Ass area. In addition to their rad suits, the Nuclear Family are also armed with various pieces of state of the art energy based weapons. Not much is known about the organization, and they never show their face in the Western Wastes. They have infiltrated Frisky however.
Master Y

Master Y is the leader of the Junk Dogs in Cooler CA-3.

## Interactions with the player character

### **Quests**

When you speak to Master Y, if you have at least 5 Tinker, you can convince him to hand over the Alistair TurboBaud Modem Module.

## Inventory

* Alistair TurboBaud Modem Module
* Cutana
* Junk Caped Junk Dog Saurabi Junk Mail
* Junk Dog Alpha Helmet
* Junk Dog Saurabi Pants
* 200 HP

## Appearances

Master Y appears in Wasted: A Post Apocalyptic Pub Crawler.
Larry S. Swift

## General Larry S. Swift

**General Larry S. Swift** was a General in the United States Armed Forces during World War 3.

## Background

General Larry S. Swift was a General in the United States Armed Forces before the end of the world, serving in a conflict that was primarily a waiting game for his beloved army. Even as he believed the Cold War to be over, he alerted his men that a new war was on the horizon, and to be ready to fight to the bitter death with the Japanese, a people ideologically and constitutionally opposed to war. When the Cold War went hot, he believed that justice was served as the USSR was bombed into oblivion, but soon discovered the truth; the explosion on American soil was the result of an Air Force engineer accidentally setting off a nuke by dropping his tools on a warhead. The Generals last recorded words on the matter were "Good Lord, what have we done?"
Achievements

There are 21 achievements in *WASTED*, ten of which are hidden achievements.

 WASTED - Welcome to the Western Wastes (Begin the game.)

 WASTED - Got killed for the first time.

 WASTED - Got a hangover for the first time.

 Merkin Exceptionalism - Finished the quest "In Dick's Shadow." (Speak to Dick)

 Footloose - Kill an enemy while stuck in a bear trap.

 Fanny Fanatic - Equipped all three fanny packs

 Secret of The Booze - Witnessed and enemy mutation.

 Booziest of the Hounds - Got through an entire floor without alerting an enemy.

 Papa Pupa - Got killed by a Mutapupa

 S.O.B. Putrefier- Killed and S.O.B Purifier

 Eureka, Dr. Terry- Find the Alistair VI

 Roger, STREEMERZ Command  (hidden)

 Beat It  (hidden)

 Maneater  (hidden)

 This Charming Man  (hidden)

 Heaven Is a Place on Earth  (hidden)

 Everybody Wants To Rule the World  (hidden)

 Push It  (hidden)

 Girls Just Wanna Have Fun  (hidden)

 Another One Bites The Dust  (hidden)

 A View to a Kill  (hidden)
Crafting

The player starts a new game with a few select crafting patterns. The rest can be obtained via the computer terminals in various coolers as attachments to certain messages with the label "[attachment]" after them.

## Workbench

The Workbench is able to use items placed in the metal box directly to its right.

## Kitchen

The Kitchen is able to use items placed in the fridge directly to its right.
Juke Junkie Jukebox Kit

This kit adds 2 Jukebox to your Player House. One inside the house and one outside the house.

***You can only pick one House Upgrade per cooler, the rest are locked away PERMANENTLY.*** You will have to start a new game if you want to pick a different House Upgrade.

Computer Description:

*"Are you ADDICTED to music? Do you find yourself waking up in the middle of the night with cold sweats, jonesing for a measure of your favorite song?*

*Worry not, the Juke Junkie Jukebox it here! The Juke Junkie plays the latest audio formats, including eight-track aand cassette, so you'll never be stuck listening to yesterday's tunes. Never have a moment of silence again with the Juke Junkie Jukebox Kit!"*

The Cassettes are found as rare loot in Lockers, Metal Boxes, and Dressers after you pick the upgrade up (cassettes are more common in CA-3).

## List of Cassettes

1. Underground Jungle
2. Buzz Off
3. Crybaby
4. Honey
5. Hotline
6. I Just Can't Say No
7. Ominous Entry
8. The Cooler
9. One More Life
10. You Gotta Get Away
11. Pina Robota
12. Living Hell
13. A Cold One
14. Last Call
15. It Feels Good
16. Supernova
Brother Kyle

**Brother Kyle** is a member of the S.O.B.

## Background

Brother Kyle was in charge of disposals the day Brother Jeremy was in the brig for drinking. Flipping through his dictionary looking for the word "execute", he instead found the word "excommunicate".

## Notes

* Brother Kyle says he doesn't read very well, that the marks on the page get all jumbled and he gets confused. It is likely he has dyslexia.

## Appearances

Brother Kyle is mentioned in Wasted: A Post Apocalyptic Pub Crawler.
The Accursed Courier

The Accursed Courier is a Road Courier in Suckrimento, found sitting on a bar stool at the Gin & Gout.

## Inventory

* Road Courier De-liverer Shorts
* Road Courier De-liverer Top

## Notes

While the Road Courier says he is "no mere Road Courier", he is indeed a member of the Road Courier gang.

## Notable Quotes

* "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds... Hah. Rounds. Yes, barkeep, "appoint" this old fool another "round" please."
* "Ah, you've not heard of me? Well, many a package have I delivered, young Wastrel, and as surely as the sun rises and so too falls, there shall come a day when I make a delivery for you as well... T'is as inevitable as the sun, rising and then falling. You see, I am no mere Road Courier, though I don their garb and travel their roads. Nay, a much greater power exerts dominion over mine poor soul, a power here-to-forth known by Wastrels such as yourself, as Death."
* "No, no, I speak not of some two-bit drunkard jackalope. I speak of Death himself. Yes. Yes. At first I thought it mere coincidence that my delivery contracts ended in ultraviolence. These Wastes are, how shall I say, "uncharitable" to the living, after all. But with every passing pick-up contract ending in the swift and grisly demise of the undersigned, it became abundantly clear that I had become Charon reincarnate, collecting these trinkets, these tokens of death, as payment from these Wastrels for safe passage across the river Styx. Through countless years, I have amassed a fortune of dead men's belongings, and in so doing, some insight into the souls of man. There are those who are prepared to die, who offer unto Death all manner of rarities. Deadly weaponry, exquisite armor, these are the things most pleasing to Death. Yet there are souls naive - completely unaware of their impending doom. Those who offer cheap trinkets: junk, pizza, and sometimes, nothing at all. In their arrogance, they leave the world with nothing, and find themselves up Styx creek without a paddle."

## Appearances

The Accursed Courier appears in Wasted: A Post Apocalyptic Pub Crawler.
Alistair Research Labs

**Alistair Research Labs** was a company run by Alistair Hubbard before the war. While the Americans and Soviets were in a nuclear arms race, A.R.L. was in a race with I.B.S. to take the lions share of the personal computing market with the Alistair VI. The Alistair VI lost this competition, leaving Mr. Hubbard and his company to fade into obscurity. It was then that Alistair quietly began development on a new project, code named "The Mulligan". While the project was shrouded in secrecy, Alistair was heard calling it a device so powerful, it would "give the West a second chance."
Will

## Will E.

**Will** is a mentioned-only character in WASTED.

## Biography

Will was a notable doctor in the California medical community, and was granted shelter in CoolAir Evacuation Colony CA-1 "Meds" as a result. Before he and his fellow Coolermates went into cryogenic storage, he felt the need to ask his fellow residents about the safety of the Medistims he found in the colony's medical inventory, apparently not reviewed by even a single medical board. When the Coolermates went into cryogenic storage and the colony was bathed in lethal radiation, Will was turned into a Spewman . As a spewman, he created the Chowitzer and tested the Medistim out, uninhibited due to his new mutant nature. His status is unknown.
Western Romancer Hat

In-Game Description

*"Americans like the cowboy who lead the wagon train by riding ahead alone on his horse, the cowboy who rides all alone into the town, the village, with his horse and nothing else. Maybe even without a pistol, since he doesn't shoot. He acts, that's all, by being in the right place at the right time. In short, a Western. ... This amazing romantic character suits me precisely because to be alone has always been part of my style or, if you like, my technique."*

The **Western Romancer Hat** is a piece of armor in WASTED.
Western Wastes

The **Western Wastes** is the name of post-war California.

Once the most prosperous state in the US, California and its military bases received significant nuclear bombardment during the Great War. As of 1980, the area is little more than a scorching, barren desert where life for its inhabitants is a constant struggle for survival. It stretches from Reeka in the northwest to Sandy Crapshow in the southeast. The Rad Wall separates the Western Wastes from the rest of Old America, and most do not have the means to traverse it.

It serves as the game-world for *Wasted*.
New Boys

## Lore

The New Boys are a four-man gang that, dependant on player actions, either die on their very first mugging or scatter and disband in fear at their first sight of an experienced Waster who knows how to use a gun. Their members are Blinky (The Leader), Stinky (Demolitions), Clyde (Useless), and Pinky (Late to the Party).

## Equipment

* Easy Breathers
* Raider Straps
* Safety Pants
* Yellow Headband

## Ranks

The New Boys have no known ranking system, the only distinction being that Blinky is the leader.

## Notable Members

* Blinky
* Clyde
* Pinky
* Stinky

## Trivia

* The New Boys appear to be starting their raiding career with robbing the Player.
Four-year-fun

A **four-year-fun** (Sallish: *śétrilegodinahétrela*) is a type of musical recording, mostly released by female artists in Kaninichian countries. It originated in 2000 with Pink Girl's four-year-fun, Vitamins.

Four-year-funs generally have seven to ten songs, one of which is usually a cover of a song by another artist, and a second disc containing the instrumental versions of all the songs. The songs are always upbeat.

## Release period

Four-year-funs are only released in leap years, the December before a leap year, or the winter months immediately after the end of a leap year. The most common time to release a four-year-fun is the Wednesday after a full moon in February of either the leap year or the year immediately after.
Wasted: A Post Apocalyptic Pub Crawler Wikia

## Welcome to the Wasted: A Post Apocalyptic Pub Crawler Wikia

Wasted: A Post Apocalyptic Pub Crawler
A game by Developer Mr. Podunkian, published by Adult Swim Games.

"Get wasted or get wasted trying in WASTED, a rogue-like post-apocalyptic pub crawler. Fight tooth and nail, bullets and baseball bats in search of Booze, gain strange mutational Hangovers, and explore the Coolers in search of powerful weapons, armor, and a nice stiff drink to top it all off." -Steam Description

Warning: This game has mature themes, namely adult jokes and graphic cartoon violence. By accessing this wiki and/or playing the game, you are old enough in your respective region to read and/or play the game/wiki. Play responsibly and drink responsibly.

## Pick your poison!

* Armors
* Armor and Weapon Mods
* Buzzes
* Characters
* Character Stats
* Creatures
* Hangovers
* House Upgrades
* Requests
* The Gin and Gout
* Timeline
* Weapons
Vulture Val

Vulture Val is the general goods store owner of Suckrimento.

## Background

Vulture Val used to be a mall girl, but was devastated when the bombs obliterated the Valley mall. Soon afterwards, she and her close friends realized that malls were "SO 80's", and became the Culture Vultures, killing Wasters and selling their "recollected" goods to other Wasters.

Vulture Val comes from a place just outside Junk Town called Vulture Valley. She comes up to the Ony Express to sell the stuff she takes off dead wasters that her girls find in the wastes. She runs The Maul on behalf of her gang.

## Interactions with the player character

### **Quests**

It's Complex: Vulture Val is the target of Val Killmore's harassment, and wishes he would just go away.

## Inventory

* Raider Bruiser Jacket
* Vault Clearer
* Yellow Headband

## Notes

* Vulture Val believes her gang's name is "totally ick".
* Vulture Val hates Val Killmore.

## Notable Quotes

* "Guns, grub, and like... garb?"
* "Like, I bet this outfit would look, SO cute on you."

## Appearances

Vulture Val appears in Wasted: A Post Apocalyptic Pub Crawler.