Asherpate's cars series 2 episode 6: 1994 Food City 500

It takes place at Bristol

## Transcript

Ray Reverham: You're starting 4th. You need to pass 3 cars to take the lead.

Jeff Gorvette: Ok. I will.

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And the race is on!

W.J Lights: MUST KEEP THIS LEAD!

Ken Squier: W.J Lights wanted to keep this lead, but Rusty Wallace is on his tail!

Ned Carrett: Rusty trying to take the lead from W.J Lights.

Spike: We want W.J Lights to be in the lead, and even better, we want Jeff Gorvette to win!

Rusty Wallace: TIME FOR THE PASS! (passes W.J Lights)

Pinkie: Oh and Rusty Wallace takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace holds W.J Lights of the challange and will lead lap number 1! W.J Lights is in 2nd, Alloy Wilson in 3rd and Jeff Gorvette in 4th.

(lap 5)

Alloy Wilson: YOUS TUPID W.J LIGHTS! LET'S SEE WITH MY NEW PLAY STATION LOOK! (turns W.J Lights)

W.J. Lights: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (collects James Cleanair)

Pinkie: OH NO! JAMES CLEANAIR GOES AIRBORNE! JAMES SMASHES TO THE GROUND AND IS ON HIS ROOF!

Ned Carrett: And W.J Lights is in the same crash.

Ray Reverham: The caution is out.

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah! That 61 flew high in the air!

Ray Reverham: Ok. Ready to pit?

Jeff Gorvette: I'll stay out.

(lap 59)

Ken Squier: It's lap 59! Rusty Wallace and Jeff Gorvette are battling for the lead!

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette is trying to take the lead from Rusty Wallace! Gorvette trying to get his first win in!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette time

Jeff Gorvette: Time for this lead! (passes Rusty Wallace)

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette takes the lead from Rusty Wallace and will lead lap 59!

(lap 68)

Jeff Gorvette: Must win this! Must win this!

Rusty Wallace: NOPE! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: Hey! You're cheating!

Rusty Wallace: NO SURE! HA HA HA!

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace will lead lap 68.

Jeff Gorvette: I'LL SHOW YOU!

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace holds Jeff Gorvette of the challange!

Ned Carrett: Jeff is looking for the outside! Now the inside! Rusty fighting on the outside!

Jeff Gorvette: STOP CHEATING ME! (passes Rusty Wallace)

Rusty Wallace: UGH!

Ken Squier: AND JEFF GORVETTE PASSES RUSTY WALLACE AND LEADS LAP 68!

(lap 107)

Rusty Wallace: YOU STUPID MESSING RAINBOW! YOU ARE NOT AS FAST AS ME! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: OH NO! Rusty passes Jeff Gorvette for the lead!

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace leads lap 107.

(lap 141)

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace is in the lead! Here comes Jeff Gorvette for 2nd! Can Jeff take the lead again!

Ned Carrett: I don't know if he's gonna do that!

Jeff Gorvette: STOP CHEATING ME, OR YOURE FIRED! (passes Rusty Wallace)

Spike: YES! HE DOES! HE'S GONNA LEAD LAP 141!

(lap 162)

Ken Squier: It's lap 162 and Jeff Gorvette wants to keep the lead! Mark Cartin is on his tail!

Ned Carrett: And Mark Cartin wants to take the lead from him! I think Jeff Gorvette will lead this lap!

Mark Cartin: TIME TO TAKE THIS LEAD! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ken Squier: NO HE CAN'T! MARK PASSES HIM AND WILL LEAD LAP 162!

(lap 209)

Ken Squier: It's lap 209 and Chick Hicks is in the lead! Meanwhile, Cal Weathers looks into the inside!

The King: Don't let that green car wreck you!

Cal Weathers: OK!

Chick Hicks: TAKE THIS, CAL WEATHERS! (turns Cal Weathers)

Ned Carrett: OH NO! CAL WEATHERS SPINS AND COLLETS TERRY CARBONTE, GERALD LEADFOOT AND EUGENE CARBURASKI!

Ken Squier: The big one happens at Bristol!

Spike: This could be one of the biggest crashes at Bristol!

Ray Reverham: The caution is out!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok. That big crash is driving me crazey!

Ray Reverham: Ok. Ready to come to pit road!

Jeff Gorvette: Yes! (drives in)

(lap 428)

Ken Squier: It's lap 428! Dale Earnhardt and Chick Hicks are still fighting for the lead!

Chick Hicks: YOU ARE THE WORST BLACK CAR EVER!

Dale Earnhardt: Nonsense! You're a mean racer! (blocks Chick Hicks)

Ned Carrett: Dale Earnhardt trying to block Chick Hicks! Chick is a very mean race!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette is up to 3rd right now! Hopefully he can pass these two!

Jeff Gorvette: (passes Chick Hicks) I'm ready to push you, intiminator!

Dale Earnhardt: Go ahead!

Chick Hicks: I DON'T THINK SO! (turns Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Oh no! Jeff Gorvette got turned by Chick Hicks and collects Mark Cartin and Micheal Cartrip!

Ray Reverham: It's over!

Jeff Gorvette: AGAIN! I DON'T WANT TO END UP BEING A MAGNET FACE!

Dale Earnhardt: WHAT DID YOU DO TO GORVETTE!

Chick Hicks: I wrecked him! He's stupid!

(finish)

Ken Squier: And Dale Earnhardt wins his second win in a row!

Dale Earnhardt: OH YEAH! I AM THE INTIMINATOR!

Jeff Gorvette: I heard you! Twice in a row! I got wrecked by the stupid Chicken Hicks!

Dale Earnhardt: That's when you were trying to push me!

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah! I hope I can beat him next race!

Dale Earnhardt: Maybe!