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Attack Episode 243

Kevin Pereira

Joey Thimian

Carlos Rivera

Coral Frederick

Jake Strouckel

Nick Limon

Jeremy Hache

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> "I feel the wrath of God every day... and it's under my bed."
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The Attack episode 243 aired on 17 February 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

There was a terrible rainstorm in LA that day, and the show sent their correspondent Gordito Crunche (Eddie) out to report on it.

The much-anticipated KEYLEAGUE KeySports Typing Sides Tournament was begun. Nathanias was on hand to shoutcast the event. Yaniv acted as Ring Girl for each match. There was a donation incentive to fill the tournament purse.

The first match was between Erin and Kevin. Kevin won but was found to be cheating with a Java script injector and was disqualified.

The second match pitted Alex versus Joey. Despite Los' attempts to sabotage Joey with a bluetooth keyboard, Joey was victorious because Alex is bad at even this simple game.

After their match, Alex and Erin returned to the podium. They showed PewDiePie's "official" response to his scandal. Alex discussed the new Twitch Communities feature, and showed off some real communities that he claimed: OnlyGaming, BETA\_CUCKS, and youtubegames.

The next KeyLeague matchup featured Coral vs. Jake. Jake was victorious. Next Nick faced Jeremy and Jeremy trounced him.

The show was sponsored by the mobile game Creature Quest.

Streams of the Week featured:

* **TheAttack**, for Erin's utter confusion about the Library sign in Undertale. Erin was given another geography pop quiz since her mom trolled her by mail after she failed the last one.
* A British streamer who smoked a Twix on stream at her chat's request

Alex smoked a Twix and almost died. Erin then used a bong to smoke Pop Rocks like a champ.

In the Semifinals of the KeySports tournament, Erin faced Jeremy, and Erin pulled off an upset victory! Joey faced Jake and sent Jake packing back to Oregon.

In the final match Erin lost the first in the best-of-three competition. She was allowed to call in a ringer and Nathanias subbed in for her and evened the score. Because Joey is Joey, Nathanias was allowed to play the third match as well and came away with the victory on Erin's behalf.

In a Hey, Thanks segment, the show thanked:

* **Trainer84**, for mic cables and gaff tape
* **Lakumentas**, for a microphone!
* **Yobrianv,** for a Playstation 4 for Erin's Let's Play streams!!!

Los' birthday was celebrated in Attack style to close out the show.
Attack Episode 34

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The Attack episode 34 aired on 22 May 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Milynn Sarley.

A running bit was Kevin "skyping in" to the show since he couldn't make it.

Eddie issued an apology for killing everyone in their GTA5 game so that he could get his moderator status reinstated in chat. This was the first time Eddie was seen on the show.
Attack Episode 7

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The Attack episode 7 aired on March 2, 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Milynn Sarley.

Milynn used a variety of dominatrix gear to bring pain upon Alex for the patrons while he played Super Mario Bros. 3. The gameplay was very poor, even considering the fact that Alex is bad at games in general.

This was the first time Kevin Pereira did not appear on the show.
Attack Episode 291

Kevin's daughter Delaney (Josh Flaum)

Mayron Baptista

Coral Frederick

Kevin Pereira

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> "The Attack's coming right now, in your face. OK, didn't say that right...."
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The Attack episode 291 aired on 18 August 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Alex and Erin reported a story on a Congresswoman with tentacles.

In a Twitch-only segment, Erin talked about the moment that it really sunk in that she was on TV when her mom sent her a picture of her name on the DVR menu.

The Winner of the Web was a "totally real" video of a guy coming down a water slide and sliding across the surface of the pool. Erin told some jokes, and the crew gave her some thunderous applause. Alex tried to chime in, but crashed and burned. The crew left, then Erin left, then the podium left. Alex had an introspective moment about not being funny, and Erin punctuated it with a fart.

A precut segment called "Prankanormal Activity" aired, where Erin, Corrado, Jason, and Mayron were asked to play a horror VR game and the crew turned off all the lights in the studio and shut off the game, leaving them to fend for themselves in the pitch black.

The show was sponsored by Crunchyroll Expo.

Attack Classics featured part of the Pokemon Battle from episode 216.

Start Tank featured:

* Lullaby for an Electric Toaster
* Wreck the Party: Thanksgiving Edition
* Runner

Attack Classics featured the rest of the Pokemon battle.

Erin revealed that she and Alex and been named best rapper and hypeman of The Attack! Coral begged to differ and brought her own hypeman, Kevin! The rap battle was ON! Kevin's hype turned into mimes of making a pizza. Then Kevin got a call from billionaire Mr. McCallister (Jeremy) who wanted to invest in his pizza business, which strained his relationship with his wife Patricia (Rob) and daughter Delaney. Kevin's pizza business failed and his investor abandoned him. Destitute and at the end of his rope, a grown-up Delaney (Josh) came to him and rescued his pizza business! Then Kevin went back to school and graduated! Kevin returned to the rap battle, but was too late to help. Fortunately, the Rap God (Nick) awarded Coral the trophy. Then Kevin made a Borat "MY WIFE" joke to close out the bit and the show!

The stream closed out with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 177

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> "...All Australian men are hot uncircumsized pieces of ass that everyone wants to get their hands all over." - Alex
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The Attack episode 177 aired on 23 July 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Ali Baker. This was the fifth show that week!

Alex began the show in a rage, smashing electronics with a bat since it seems to get better views than when he tries to make the show. Ali had a Dumpster Kitten and reminded him that people like cats, too. The Festival Gollum (Mike Rotondo) stole the kitten!

A Pile video showed a Polish guy at a festival that looked and acted just like Gollum. Alex said there's a Gollum at every festival, and one of them hangs out at the studio. The Festival Gollum came out and was disgusting. He begged for something to drink, but was offended by all the sugar in the Kool-Aid they gave him and stormed off.

After a few more videos, Ali's cell phone went off and the music summoned the Festival Gollum again. He ate from an ashtray, but then was offended by the high-fuctose corn syrup in Ali's cereal and left again.

Green Light District featured:

* Kick Him
* Totally Accurate Battle Sim
* VR Moster [*sic*] and Zombie Simulator
* Bring Her Home
* Chair Simulator

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC and Alex rolled around in filth with the Festival Gollum.
Attack Episode 173

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> "I'm real cheesed right now."
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The Attack episode 173 aired on 18 July 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Sarah Atwood Sarine.

Alex dressed the set up fancy-like for Sarah, with flowers and wine.

Jon Carnage stopped by and immediately destroyed Alex's set decorations in his excitement to be on the show. Alex banished Jon from the show.

A sketchy VR salesman came by, but he was quickly unmasked as Jon Carnage in disguise! Jon destroyed the set again, and Alex was super cheesed.

Alex showed videos of mobs of people in New York playing Pokemon Go. A very enthusiastic Pokemon Go player came by the studio, but it was Jon in disguise again! He destroyed the set a third time. Alex wanted to take him out back and shoot him, but he begged for a chance to redeem himself, so Alex let him do a segment on the show.

In Jon Carnage's Wild World of Wrestling (which had some killer graphics), Jon showed videos of people getting injured while wrestling and other weirdness. Alex was super cheesed, so he challenged Jon to Sega Genesis wrestling. Alex won and Jon tackled him.

Nice Assets featured videos by **jason\_woot** and **Fresh23**. #CoralHype was never higher.

Jon came back for TPOTSWIC and apologized to the TV that he smashed in The Attackees. Sarah punched Alex as per tradition.
Attack Episode 112

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> "I like when the girls fuck the camera!"
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The Attack episode 112 aired on 11 December 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

The show was sponsored by Loot Crate, Alex showed off his ideas for an "Attack Crate." It contained lots of terrible stuff, including 3 Big Bang Theory DVDs.

Alex showed a Pile video where someone had made the energy weapons in Fallout 4 make a "pew pew" sound. Then he showed his own mod, the Friedmann mod, that changed the sound to Evanne's "yip" from Episode 107.

Alex and Kevin made a bunch of jokes about Evanne being rich.

A butt sniffer (Yaniv) was discovered in the studio and Kevin forcibly removed him. Alex was unsatisfied with the bit, so they did several more takes.

#### Attack Top Knewz

* Ark Survival Evolved early access on Xbox One
* Free Star Wars Google Cardboard
* Valve nerfs CSGO Revolver

#### In Depth

* Steam Controller
* EA starting eSports division
* Oculus Rift preorders soon, Eve Vakyrie is launch title
* a study of Kickstarters found that about 9% of Kickstarters don't get returns.

Lindsey, Evanne's best friend, stopped by the studio and joined for TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 247

Embargo-breaking Breath of the Wild Review

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> "I'm talking about a penis, for sure."
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The Attack episode 247 aired on 1 March 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Alex and Erin teased their new Patreon exclusive show "After Hours with Alex and Erin," an Attack aftershow.

Morgan Jay stopped by the studio and played some of the music that he "wrote for Breath of the Wild." The songs were quite inappropriate, as per usual with Morgan's music.
Erin did Nintendo Switch-related ASMR and Alex was at a Full 7 over it.

The show was sponsored by SeeSo (promo code "Attack").

Morgan played more music, and then revealed it was a bamboozle and that he did not in fact write any music for Zelda and just wanted to stop by the studio and see everyone.

Nick presented a fake Attack On Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild review. This was a day before the global embargo on reviewing the game was lifted, and the "review" showed footage of Skyrim with Zelda-related mods (and other mods) installed. Nick was killed by Nintendo for breaking the embargo and Joey took his place to plug the Spitting Game episode that was happening after the show.

Hot n' Streamy featured:

* **TheMexicanRunner**, who successfully completed the tunnel section of NES Battletoads blindfolded.

Intern Alejandro offered to act as a chair for Erin to sit on because she was quite sick for this episode, but she declined.

* the **nVidia conference**, whose Twitch stream was very choppy right when they were trying to show off how smooth the new 1080ti rendering was
* **NotLacari**, who was very triggered when stream snipers making fun of his baldness
* **Hyphonix**, who did a bit of Blue Man Group cosplay

Alex and Erin thanked the following for Amazon Wish List items in Hey, Thanks:

* **Cammy5128**, for an HDMI to SDI converter and a box of cookies
* **MokkaBean**, for Red Flags and Wits and Wagers for LDIOTT, and a big book of Planets for Erin

The show ended with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 264

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> "Happy Christmas."
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The Attack episode 264 aired on 10 April 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Alex got a comedy meter from AliExpress that he thought was defective, but he realized that he's just not very funny. Erin comforted him, sorta.

The camera cut to Jason to do a segment, but he just sat there sharpening a knife. After an awkward pause, they told him he was on, and he said "I know."

Alex and Erin announced today's stunt "Tap Off," an IRL "Tapper" arcade game recreation.

Sick Footage featured:

* Tackling Football
* How to save $5000 every time you buy a car
* Staff Infection: Corrado's "Last Christmas" music video

Hot n' Streamy featured:

* **Shaffer**, whose online gambling dealer fell asleep
* **Sinji**, who got into a fight at LAN party on stream
* **TheSilverFoxe**, who filmed a Jack Sparrow lookalike on IRL

TPOTSWIC followed.

Alex and Erin thanked an anonymous donor for snacks and a wall plate, and **Mokkabean** for yet more dehydrated marshmallows.

It was time for the Tap Off, and Erin showed her obvious superiority to Alex yet again.
Attack Episode 36

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The Attack episode 36 aired on 27 May 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Jeff Cannata.

Alex and Blythe played Pick Snack Toe: after each sub, one of them would do a shot of a condiment to put their mark on a tic tac toe board.

Much was made of a local commercial for an Italian restaurant with the slogan "Empire of Taste."

X-2-9 the sentient drone helped cohost the show (after the string holding it up was resecured), and it didn't like the cut of Jeff's jib.

Alex said he'd built a giant game console and he would reveal it when the channel reached 25,600 follows.
Alessandra Torresani

**Alessandra Torresani** has appeared on The Attack as a guest host. She also appeared on Pointless Podcast Episode 105, on the Stack-up.org Veterans Day charity stream, and on the *Man in the High Castle*-themed LDIOTT episode. She is an actress, most known for her roles on Caprica and The Big Bang Theory.

   She's "featured" in the **attkDripWet** emote.

## List of Attack appearances

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Attack Episode 257

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> "Something like that isn't good for TMJ."
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The Attack episode 257 aired on 24 March 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

One of the Pile videos showed a woman driving a car through the wall of a building, and a full 30 seconds afterwards a guy in a white hat pointed at the hole and said "Aw Jeez, a car went through the wall!" A guy in a white hat (Yaniv) stopped by the studio to see if they'd seen the video of the car running through a wall.

After playing a video of a guy eating 50 donuts in about 10 minutes, Alex and Erin played Cram That Craw. They stuffed as many hardboiled eggs into their mouths as they could in 20 seconds and then weighed them. Alex obviously won, because he has a giant mouth.

After another Pile video, the white hat guy came back to see if they'd seen the video of the guy eating 50 donuts, and also that thing in November where they had a big feast with turkey.

After Nick got done running around the studio like a nutcase, Alex showed off an app called "Pink Trombone" that mimics the inside of a person's mouth and lets you manipulate it to make sounds. Alex made it say a couple of things. Erin took a turn and said hurtful things to Alex, including that he smells like pee and poo. Alex then made himself smell like pee and poo.

It was time for another round of Cram That Craw, this time with sour straws. Erin won because of a technicality.

The show was sponsored by Audible.

In Steeb the Weeb, Erin and Nick discussed the film *Your Name*. Then they tried to eat the Filipino street food "balut," which is a hardboiled chicken or duck embryo in the shell. Their balut was very undercooked and horribly disgusting, so no one got much down.

Streams of the Week featured:

* **Spoolin**, who got a car stuck between two trees in hilarious fashion in H1Z1
* **Vespher**, who was low on health in Breath of the Wild and brained himself with a chest from an amiibo.
* **TwitchPresents**, who accidentally mixed up the mono and stereo versions of Power Rangers during the recent marathon, causing an episode to air without dialogue.

TPOTSWIC followed, and the white hat guy came back and now appeared to be able to tell the future!

The final round of Cram That Craw closed out the show, this time with donuts. Alex clearly won, but Erin was declared the winner because Erin is better than Alex.
Attack Episode 135

Blythe Wiedemann

Carlos Rivera

Corrado Caretto

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> "You're a hot twelve-year-old!"
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The Attack episode 135 aired on 29 February 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

The show had a new intro, but Evanne still wasn't in it. :(

Alex invented "Hand Snax," a new snacking technology where toppings are licked off of hands (poor Liz and Blythe). Also featured was "Mountain Jew," Mountain Dew drunk from Yaniv's hands.

The Pile included the Jersey creation "One Fucked Up Dentist" and a video of a woman pushing a police officer into a bush. Alex said the woman stole his idea for a prank show (called "Force of Nature") where he pushed people in front of moving cars. Los then pushed him in front of a car.

In "Sweet Release," Alex announced new releases in infomercial style, including:

* Heavy Rain for PS4
* Black Desert Online
* Twilight Princess HD

The show closed with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 93

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> "You don't bring your own hat to the rodeo if you're gonna shit your pants."
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The Attack episode 93 aired on 16 October 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Anthony Carboni.

Alex used some of Anthony's hair gel. Badly.

The show was sponsored by Draft Kings.

Alex and Anthony discussed the possibility of people accidentally seeing porn on your phone or laptop and Anthony's lack of desire to ski.

Alex used futuristic technology to make Anthony say things.

#### Headlines

* Battleborne closed beta coming out
* Steam controller coming out
* New Fallout 4 trailer
* Pokemon Go getting a $20 million investment

#### In Depth

* EA will never make HD remakes
* Battlefront not supporting private matches at launch
* Valve will never allow ads on Steam

TPOTSWIC ensued. The plan was to stream the first mission of Halo 5, but it didn't install and they couldn't. Anthony tried to break the embargo. They streambombed **Chrisify**.
Attack Episode 164

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> "The only thing I wished for was a good old-fashioned nut punch!"
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The Attack episode 164 aired on 27 June 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Nati Casanova (thezombiunicorn).

Alex showed off some of his family's favorite Mountain Dew recipes, including corn dogs, sloppy joes, clam chowder, and Mac and Cheetos from Burger King. Alex and Nati sampled them all and didn't really know what to make of them.

KevCap made a video of Jay Leno in a rolling car look way cooler.

It was Yaniv's birthday so everyone gave him a cake and sang Happy Birthday. Yaniv then surprised Alex with a nutshot!

Guile from Street Fighter (Corrado) came by the set to talk about what he's been up to since he was in the game. Then he had some war flashbacks and ate a 20-year-old ham. Then he sonic-boomed Mike for his ham, and then ate Mike!

In The Rundown, Alex and Nati discussed:

* Dice has removed female soldiers from Battlefield 1
* Overwatch is nerfing Torbjorn on PC
* Someone is suing Valve for illegally making money on CS:GO skins gambling
* Shark Week is back, but includes fake shark facts. Alex brought back Shart Week and showed videos of people sharting themselves on Twitch.

Nice Assets featured an image by **danitarhash** and a video by **jason\_woot**.

TPOTSWIC followed, and Nati punched Alex as per tradition.

In Hey, Thanks, they thanked **LyleJackson** for an SDI distributor, and new subs. Alex chugged the rest of the Mountain Dew clam chowder because **Deagil** donated $200.
Community

The Attack has a loyal **community** of fans. The "official" name for the community is the **Attack Pile** or just the **Pile**, and often they are simply referred to as the **Attack fam**. Since the stream is community funded, the fans are literally the reason the stream exists. The community interacts with the Attack staff and with each other in several ways.

## Community Interaction

### Twitch Chat

As a Twitch show, an obvious means of community interaction is within the Twitch chat itself. Chat is occasionally interacted with on The Attack and on Front Page. Twitch chat is where emotes are used.

### Discord

The main way that the Attack community interacts with each other and with members of the Attack staff is through the Discord server. Front Page and the podcasts feature extensive interaction with Discord's text chat. Discord allows use of Twitch emotes in text chat, and it has its own emotes as well.

### Reddit

The Attack subreddit is a place where members of the community can post things they find on the internet that may be worth including on the show or are otherwise interesting. It's also the main place where fan-made pictures and videos are shared.

## Moderators

Channel and community moderators are volunteers who help keep the peace within the community and make sure everyone's having fun. They're there to help, so if you ever need something feel free to ask one!

**Steltek** is the administrator of the Discord server, and is also a channel & community Moderator.

Other channel & community Moderators are:

* **Calmer**
* **Drunkle\_Ted**
* **EQWashu**
* **FlyingQueso**
* **HaislipsPuddingStirrer**
* **KevinClose**
* **MokkaBean**
* **Oxnys**
* **Ronin\_Monkey**
* **SonOfOrpheus**
* **St3althhawk**
* **SwiftUndertow**
* **ZettyDaYeti**
* **ZMD113**

## Fan Doings and Whatnots

Several fans make fan videos for The Attack, most notably **jason\_woot**, **JesTr82**, **BestCarolina**, and **Zanerli**.

**SonOfOrpheus** made this wiki. :)
Attack Episode 57

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> "My dick pains are gone! I can sing, Kevin! I can dance!"
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The Attack episode 57 aired on 15 Jul 2015. It was hosted by Kevin Pereira and Alex Corea.

Eddie was disciplined with adhesive paper for eating Kevin's cookies.

Kevin reset Alex's broken penis.

In a new segment called "Jonesing for an Indie," Kevin and Alex talked about indie games:

* Brim
* Desert Golf
* You Must Build A Boat
* Duck Game
* Rocket League

Kevin and Alex played Rocket League on stream. Kevin was much better than Alex because Alex is bad at games.

The Rundown discussed:

* Tony Hawk Pro Skater 5, which looked like garbage
* Amazon Prime Day
* The New Horizons flyby of Pluto

The show ended with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 54

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The Attack episode 54 aired on 8 Jul 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Sandeep Parikh.

Sandeep's mic wouldn't stay on, no matter how much tape he used because he has smooth Indian skin.

Alex showed off and rated shovel-related music in a "segment" called Diggin' 4 a Star.

The Rundown discussed:

* 18 minutes of new gameplay footage from No Man's Sky
* Sega's CEO apologizing for bad Sonic games
* The BlackBerry Venice Android phone
* Uber wants to buy half a million autonomous Teslas by 2020 even though that's not a thing that exists
* Harry Shearer decided to stay on *The Simpsons*.

Shart Week continued.

Alex broke parts of the set when people subbed and donated.

The show ended with TPOTSWIC, and the show streambombed **HexTCG**'s charity stream.
Attack Episode 205

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> "My dick does make a whistling noise. It's got a whistle tip. WOO WOO!"
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The Attack episode 205 aired on 17 Oct 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Britanni Johnson.

Brittani (who played Angel in Borderlands) hinted that a Borderlands 3 may be in the works.

Then she dropped a rock down an oil shaft that happened to be in the studio and it made war noises. Alex revealed it was actually a pipe to his sex dungeon and the real oil shaft was the one next to it. It made the sound of "Down Under" by Men at Work.

Britanni was triggered by a video because she hates French people. A Frenchman (Kevin Pereira) came by and showed videos of people being seriously injured. Then he revealed he is not French, just racist.

Nick presented an Attack On Playstation VR review and Britanni played one on stream.

The show ended with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 181

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> "There's all this girth and all that activity. I need a rest!"
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The Attack episode 181 aired on 1 August 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Ify Nwadiwe.

Liz was seated at a desk on the side of the studio so she could read out Discord comments. She had a Dumpster Kitten with her.

Ify made a bunch of "iffy" puns, and then Alex did it and it wasn't nearly as funny.

Alex showed off his invention, the "Ham Deleter" which gets rid of all your unwanted hams. The invention was basically just Mike Rotondo's head sticking out of a hole in a table. Intern Kevin got sucked into the Ham Deleter and came out a skeleton.

Because Pokemon Go released an update that removed a faulty tracking system, Alex decided to update the show by removing things. He removed all the shirts in his wardrobe and replaced them with white t-shirts that were "scented" with Mike's smell after exercising and eating Cheetos. He also "corrected" Ify's misspelled lower third and replaced the podium with an intern. Then he fired Mike and all the camera guys. Ify physically removed Alex from the set and renamed the show "The Ablack," which had its own intro!

Green Light District featured:

* Text Based Jimmy
* Fist of Legend
* Cube X 3
* Slug
* Bezarre

Ify "looked deeper" at several of the games to explain them. Jason's mind was blown by the explanations.

Ify was frozen until someone subbed. When he was freed, he danced and then punched Alex.

Nice Assets featured an image by **italian\_hoagie** and a video edit by **JesTr82.**

 Alex announced "Pile Up," a contest where viewers could send in a picture of themselves having an "Attack viewing party" and be entered to win a DXRacer and a copy of No Man's Sky.

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC. It was Corrado's birthday and the staff got him a cake! Alex tricked Corrado into sitting on the cake because he's a jerk.
Attack Episode 92

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The Attack episode 92 aired on 14 Oct 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Justin Small.

Sports legend Shep Chestpass (Alex) joined the show to do the Draft Kings ad read.

Alex's nephew Mikey (James) was on set and was supposed to be staying out of the way, but disrupted the show by showing off the game controllers he found in the dumpster and asking if Alex put them in his butt.

In a Dank Ranks segment, Alex presented the video game characters that were most likely to be able to beat him up. Alex said the number one was Duke Nukem, while the chat's pick was Machamp.

In The Rundown, Blythe presented:

* Square Enix set some draconian rules for streaming their games on Twitch because of music copyright
* Battlefront will not have any in-game chat servers
* Battlefront announced rebalancing since the beta was very unbalanced against the rebels
* Overwatch closed beta released in the Americas on October 27
* Doom closed alpha for those who preordered very early

The show closed with TPOTSWIC and they streambombed **VladimirMcDoogle**.
Attack Episode 114

Kevin Pereira

Don Lasagna

Gerard Deparjew

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The Attack episode 114 ("An Attack Xmas") aired on 16 December 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea, Evanne Friedmann, and Kevin Pereira.

A special precut intro played, where Evanne introduced us to the legend of El Grincho, a luchador with a vendetta against Christmas!

**Setzer43**, **Shimokaji**, **Steltek**, and **Icawn** were specifically thanked for donating large sums of money that allowed them to make this episode.

Kevin was very interested in what kind of porn Evanne watches, especially after he found out Evanne's parents were watching the show.
Alex tried to start an arts and crafts segment, but El Grincho (Zack Pearlman) and his reindeer (Eddie) showed up and ruined it! He switched out his tissue paper and glue for tortillas and beans and brought along a mariachi band! Despite the mayhem, Alex continued to believe that El Grincho isn't real.

The band stayed around and played fanfares for new subscribers! This of course caused a huge sub train.
When things died down, they moved on with the show. Because the patrons who donated gave about as much money as a sponsor would have, they told them to send in ads for the hosts to read. They read them for the first time live on stream. Steltek insisted that Los be onscreen in a unicorn costume acting out the actions in his ad.

Alex tried to play a game where they guessed Christmas song lyrics, but El Grincho hijacked it and shot candy at contestants with a leafblower when they guessed wrong. It was rigged, so they always guessed wrong.

Afterwards, Alex was in the middle of propositioning Evanne's mom with his Red Lobster gift cards when he was interrupted by none other than Don Lasagna! He'd come by the studio to show off his recipe for Dong Nog. After Alex and Evanne had sampled some, the show was once again interrupted by El Grincho, and a glass-smashing battle royale ensued! Eventually, Gerard Deparjew jumped in to break up the fight and explained that punching your friends in the dick is the true meaning of Christmas. Feliz Navidad, everyone!
Attack Episode 285

Hammer Bro. (Nick Limon)

Lakitu (Intern Alan)

Princess Dewsy (Coral Frederick)

Nick Limon

Joey Thimian

Rob Fee

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The Attack episode 285 aired on 4 Aug 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Dynfeld returned to the show after his stint in law school, and he sprouted arms! He edited several Pile videos to show how dangerous they were. He had Intern Alan eat a Lego and Alan exploded into a skeleton. Coral updated the "Days since an intern turned into a skeleton" board to "0." Dynfeld made his exit, and a Breakfast-Club-style epilogue played.

During a Twitch-only segment, Dynfeld told a mildly funny joke and Erin thought it was friggin' hilarious. Then Jeremy came out to do Alex's lines from the teleprompter.

Steeb the Weeb featured a field package from Anime Expo 2017 featuring Erin and Nick.

"Attack Attacks Attack" featured a blooper from Episode 282 where a white glob came out of Alex's mouth. They zoomed into the glob and it spoke (as Josh)! Another epilogue played.

In a reimagining of the stunt from Episode 219, a Gostalgia segment featured a test of which controller was the best of all time. An audience poll voted for the XBox 360 controller and a keyboard as the two best. Erin entered a Gamecube controller into the competition and Alex entered an Atari 2600 controller!

After some BTS shenanigans during pickups, Alex and Erin annouced a contest to win a Razer keyboard.

Attack Classics featured Alex as Dr. Disrespect from Episode 237.

The contest began, and Joey and Rob joined in. Lakitu (Intern Alan) smashed each controller to test their durability, and then the players completed in Smash Bros. with them. After one minute, a Hammer Bro (Nick) smashed each controller with a hammer. After another minute, Princess Dewsy (Coral) poured Mountain Dew on each controller. The keyboard (and Joey) emerged victorious!

Attack Classics featured Lostradamus from Episode 254 and Yaniv as Crazy Mario being shot multiple times from Episode 226.

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC, and Dynfeld did another joke!
Attack Episode 193

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The Attack episode 193 aired on 9 Sep 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Clare Grant.

Alex announced that they would be attempting to show the first gaming livestream from space! The vessel "ASSFLAP" was unveiled. Viewers were able to get their names written on the side of ASSFLAP for a $20 donation, or receive a limited edition ASSA patch.

Clare was extremely excited at the prospect of space.

Hugh Mungus (Kevin), space ***pun***dit of the stars arrived to make sure ASSFLAP's permits were on the up and up. Clare shot him to death for interfering with her dreams of space, but it took a very long time for him to die.

ASSFLAP was launched, but its game display was not visible on stream. For more info on its mission, see A.S.S.A.

The website GOP Arcade was featured.

Clare completed some ridiculous astronaut training exercises.

TPOTSWIC followed, and the show closed out with Alex trying to beat Clare's training exercise time. He did not, and he was chased out of the studio with the tennis ball cannon.
Attack Episode 289

Mike Rotondo

Kevin Pereira

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The Attack episode 289 aired on 14 August 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.

Erin did an impression of a mom from Wisconsin or something. Alex kept trying to make spit takes a thing.

Inspired by a Pile video, the staff created a scene from Friends where Joey (Corrado) blew himself up with a grenade while saying "GABAGOOL!"

Alex and Erin showed off the Japanese ad campaign for "J Gel Super Hard" hair gel featuring Guile from Street Fighter. The staff imported a bottle so they could test it on Corrado, who has a history of playing Guile on the show. Joey's sister Tori returned to the show to do Corrado's hair.

After a Twitch-only segment, the set had a very special vistor: Teeny Steeby, and little version of Erin about one twentieth her size! Everyone thought she was the most adorable thing ever except for Erin, who got territorial and became enraged. She tried to squash Teeny Steeby under her boot, but Teeny Steeby was far too strong and threw Erin into the ocean!

The show was sponsored by Brook Linen (promo code: Attack) and Erin did the ad as a spooooky ghost.

Alex and Erin tried some "memesicles," creamsicles that were filled with internet memes instead of cream. Grumpy cat (cat hair), the Snapchat hot dog, and Kermit drinking tea (frog legs) were featured.

Attack Classics featured the epic gladiator battle cliffhanger ending of Episode 272 and Resident Evil IRL from Episode 234.

Corrado's Guile haircut was revealed and tested with Dhalsim's "fire" breath (Nick with a leafblower), Sakura's legs of death (Mike), and Ryu's hadouken (tennis ball cannon).

The show closed out with a very nervous TPOTSWIC as Kevin pointed the tennis ball cannon threateningly at Alex and Erin, and Joey's mom visited the set and embarrassed Joey and Tori.
Attack Episode 21

Alison Haislip

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The Attack episode 21 aired on April 13, 2015. It was hosted by Kevin Pereira, Alex Corea, and Alison Haislip.

For a donation goal, Alex and Yaniv slid down a makeshift Slip n Slide filled with nasty stuff.

Liz Forkin Kunert appeared on camera very briefly at the end of the episode. This was Liz's first appearance on the show.
Attack Episode 101

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> "We're gonna make it just a big 'ol estrogen pile in here."
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The Attack episode 101 aired on 11 November 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Hayli Metter.

Hayli talked about her journey to Twitch streaming, and how she met Alex and Los at Blizzcon.

Alex showed some freaky characters that people had made in Fallout 4, and then ones that looked like celebrities.

Hayli had to guess whether or not Codsworth from Fallout 4 could say certain names. If she was incorrect, Liz would Henna tattoo the name to Alex. Alex ended up with "Hayli," "ASDF," "Assface," and "Bort" tattoos and more to come on Patreon after the show.

Aly Lovelace joined as a guest to talk about Blizzcon 2015.
Alex showed off some new Hearthstone cards that he pitched to the designer.

#### Attack Top Knewz

* Fallout 4 is the most played game on steam (not produced by Valve)
* Rise of the Tomb Raider has Twitch Interactivity
* 5.6M people watched Bob Ross on Twitch. Bob Ross will continue to air on Mondays on that channel

#### In Depth

* Activision/Blizzard making TV and movies.
* Xbox One cutting gesture feature for the dashboard
* T-Mobile adding a "Binge-On" feature with unlimited data for streaming video
* Nintendo's first batch of mobile games will be free to play with microtransactions

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC and they streambombed **Sp00nerism**.
Attack Episode 183

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> Megan: "I would be suffocated within her breasts!"
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The Attack episode 183 aired on 12 August 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Megan Lee Joy.

Coral was on set to read Discord comments.

KevCap cut a Pile video together with some gymnastics footage to spice it up a bit.

Alex solicited first kiss advice from Megan.

Alex learned that one of the seven dwarves' names was Dopey, not Gropey, and had a revelation about his uncle.

Since Pokemon Go had changed its tracking system to something that could lure kids to public places, Alex built a "safe spot Pokestop." Megan thought it looked like a glory hole, especially when a Diglet came out of it. She ripped the Diglet out of the hole and blood shot everywhere.

Green Light District featured:

* The Godfather Corleone Racers
* Rock & Misor (from Steam Concepts)
* Steer Madness
* Haydee

Nice Assets featured a video edit by **Jason\_Woot**.

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 154

The Attack Keynote

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> Alex: "You just ate like 40 roofies."
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The Attack episode 154 aired on 20 May 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

Alex brought in some crack hot dogs and meth nachos, and roofie cupcakes, just like his mom used to make.

Then he showed how he puts himself in danger before each show by messing with Corrado and then running away, because Corrado is far too old to catch up with him and do anything about it. Then Corrado died from the strain.

Kevin presented the Attack Developers Keynote and introduced two Google Home competitors: the Bro (with DMX technology) and Jew-gle Home. He also introduced "Instant Segments" which started an Internet Oldies of the Week segment, a Wet Spaghetti Art Minute segment, and a Guess That Neck segment, all at the push of a button!

DX Racer provided chairs for the whole office!

The show ended with TPOTSWIC, and the guests stormed the set and hugged/humped Alex.
Attack Episode 45

Jake Strouckel

"Major Nelson" Larry Hryb

Palmer Luckey

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The Attack episode 45 aired on 17 Jun 2015. It was hosted by Kevin Pereira and Alex Corea.

   Kevin and Alex demoed RIGS for Sony's Project Morpheus (which would later be renamed Playstation VR).

Anthony Carboni appeared and talked about The Last Guardian, Street Fighter 5, Final Fantasy 7 Remake, Star Wars Battlefront, the new Uncharted, and Playstation Vue since he's Sony's paid corporate shill. :)'

Kevin talked with the developer of Earth Defense Force 2.

"Snake Eyez" joined as a guest and talked Street Fighter 5 and pro gaming in general.

Jake Strouckel showed off some PDP controllers.

Kevin talked (unfavorably) about Cyberith's Virtualizer.

Larry "Major Nelson" Hryb appeared as a guest to talk about XBox.

Malik Forte and Dan Casey talked Star Wars Battlefront, Tony Hawk Pro Skater 5, Transformers, and Gears of War Ultimate Edition.

Kevin got to play an Oculus Touch and loved it. Palmer Luckey was interviewed.
Attack Episode 136

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> "Guys don't describe me." -Evanne
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The Attack episode 136 aired on 2 March 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

Alex constructed a vape visor, a cologne cap, and a "slumber hat."

He also showed us the contraption his "roommate" built to roll himself out of bed in the morning.

Then he recreated an experiment from another Pile video where he bowed on a piece of metal and it spelled out political messages.

Alex took a hard stance against shaving his head for the show.

In The Rundown, Alex and Evanne discussed:

* PS4 getting lots of updates, including the ability to appear offline. (A clip from Episode 85 was shown)
* Next company to pull out of E3 is Activision

The show closed out with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 78

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> "This fuckin' show, man!" - Sandeep
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The Attack episode 78 aired on 4 Sep 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Sandeep Parikh.

Alex threw a knife and accidentally stabbed Liz in the eye and then shot a sausage at her.
The Attack's new "XXX Disney Soundtrack" was unveiled and promoted.

The Attack now has a flag in Rocket League.

In The Rundown, Blythe discussed:

* Jimmy Kimmel is continuing to fire shots at Youtube Gaming
* An insensitive slave-trade game got noticed recently and experienced a backlash
* A video game where you throw things at Donald Trump

The show ended with TPOTSWIC.
Attack Episode 169

Whiplash and Bonesaw the dumpster kittens

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> "Here comes the big one! LAND HO!"
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The Attack episode 169 aired on 11 July 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Anna Lore.

Evanne's emote was removed prior to this episode and she was edited out of the show's intro. For more information on her depature, see her page.

Anna did a George W. Bush impression, and Alex did his Johnny Carson.

Alex cut a video of an awkward guy at Summer Games Done Quick and set it to Smooth Criminal.

Anna said that she never works without a butt cam. She bent over to give the butt cam, "Camera 5," a good view, but the view was.... less than good (it was Mike in a dress). Anna proceeded to take her dress off. Camera 5 showed several foreign objects falling out from where Anna had... stored.... them. After dropping keys, balloons, a full cake, and other things, Intern Wes emerged. Anna and Wes shared a moment.

Green Light District featured:

* Crispy Chicken
* Fahrjevic
* Milkshake
* Grumpy's Farts: Climb Racing

Jason's belief in chemtrails was mentioned, which would be elaborated on much later. Kevin randomly showed up and beat the hell out of Alex with a foam noodle.

Nice Assets featured an image by **SquirtleSpaceProgram** that featured a joke from LDIOTT episode 3 and a video by **JesTr82**. Anna then beat Alex with the foam noodle for mispronouncing her name for like the hundredth time.

TPOTSWIC followed. Dumpster kittens Whiplash and Bonesaw made another appearance.

In a Hey, Thanks segment, they thanked **Christopher Ford** for an HDMI/SDI converter. Anna punched Alex in the dick, as was ordained by a donation from **Deagil**.
Attack Episode 185

### Bits/Stunts

Alex's stuntman careerOverwatch IRL - Jeremy gets shocked, Alex gets a massive wedgie

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> "I'm a blonde, long-haired, bearded lady!"
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The Attack episode 185 aired on 17 August 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and a rotating cast of cohosts.

The originally scheduled cohost for the episode was Zack Pearlman, but he was called away on business and had to leave 2 hours prior to the start of the show. Left without a cohost, the spot was filled by members of the staff picked at random by spinning the prize wheel.

Alex's mom, dad, and brother Brian were in the studio!

Coral helped Alex do the beginning of the show. Joey and Amy helped out with The Pile.

Alex showed Amy a reel of his stunt work the Mario Bros. movie, a Banjo Kazooie movie, and a Halo movie, but they were all the same footage of a dummy hitting the ground. Mike dressed as Amy for some reason.

The wheel chose Jeremy as the next host, and he punched Alex, as per tradition.

Alex revealed that he has a dog chew toy stuck in his body. Somewhere.

Jeremy and Alex played a round of Overwatch IRL. Since Jeremy played as Winston, he would be shocked every time he died. Alex played as the floating Zenyatta, and every time he died he would be subjected to a giant wedgie machine (an engine lift hooked to his boxers). Jeremy lost, but then gave Alex a wedgie anyway.

Sarah jumped in to host. Nice Assets featured video edits by KevCap and Jason Woot.

Bernardo took a turn to host and told some bad pun jokes. He was quickly replaced by Mayron. Alex made Mayron a Tinder profile live on the show!

Dylan the camera guy came out to answer TPOTSWIC questions, and Yaniv came out to help Alex thank the subs and resubs.
Attack Episode 49

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The Attack episode 49 aired on 26 Jun 2015. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Anthony Carboni.

Alex showed off his Xibit-style show intro and his BIG JEANZ. Then he broke Eddie's computer monitor with a hammer, for real.

Greg Grunberg appeared briefly and plugged the "Talk About It for Epilepsy" charity stream that he hosted with Rick Harrison on The Attack channel the day after this episode.
Attack Episode 199

Luigi (Coral Frederick)

Michael McDonald (Amy Vorpahl)

The Predator (Edward Estrada)

Casual Captain Kirk (Carlos Rivera)

Michelangelo (Amy Vorpahl)

A burglar (Amy Vorpahl)

Rei Ayanami (Liz Forkin Kunert)

Rick Deckard (Blythe Wiedemann)

Peach Toadstool (Amy Vorpahl)

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The Attack episode 199 aired on 26 September 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Francesca Santoro.

Alex almost hit Francesca with his shoe.

Alex and Francesca played "Taters Please," an IRL version of *Papers, Please* where delivery people's papers were checked and then they force-fed a tied-up Corrado. Then a sub goal was set for playing "Peppers Please," where Corrado would be force-fed hot peppers!

A burglar (Amy) stopped by the set, but Alex and Francesca hit him with some hot disses and he committed seppuku.

The show was sponsored by Me Undies.

Nice Assets featured a video edit by **Jason\_Woot**. Also, a clip of **Reckfu**l's stream was shown where someone pasted the "bbws protein" text in his chat.

TPOTSWIC followed.

The show closed out with a game of Peppers, Please, and Alex and Francesca also ate part of an habanero pepper. Francesca punched Alex as per tradition, but very very softly.
Attack Episode 159

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The Attack episode 159 aired on 8 June 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.

Alex announced that the show was going to put up a billboard in San Bernardino, but they needed to raise the money to pay for it.

Kevin interrupted the show to say that he didn't approve of the design and had KevCap work up an alternative. The donation goal was set at $500 for the billboard!

The incentive was met very quickly, so Kevin presented another alternative for $1000! More billboards kept being displayed, and their incentives were met immediately. Alex tried to show off a licking robot he'd made and named "Charles Lickens," but there were so many donations he couldn't get the time to talk about it so he smashed it in a fit of rage.

A final billboard that read "I HAVE HERPES" in huge letters was unveiled, and the incentive was met within seconds. As more money came in even after all the incentives were met, Kevin had the idea to use the extra money to make fliers of the billboard and hand them out at E3! Community member **Deagil** donated the majority of the money raised during the show.

Evanne said she was hungry and Alex have her some noodles that he'd gotten before the show but didn't get around to eating. After she'd eaten some, he showed her where they came from: a toilet with a sign that read "FREE NOODLES." An Italian chef (Corrado) ran by yelling "I ate a-too many noodles" and deposited more in the toilet... and on Alex and Evanne.

In The Rundown, Alex and Evanne discussed:

* Blizzard teased improvements for Overwatch, including rebalancing
* Injustice 2 leaked online from a GameStop poster

Nice Assets featured work from thetalldude08 and Jason Woot.

TPOTSWIC ensued.

The show closed out with Hey, Thanks, where they thanked **FlyingQueso** for AA batteries, **Cobin** for monitor mounts, and everyone for the over $3000 in donations received during the show!

*Footage of Alex visiting the billboard was shown in Episode 162.*