The Andy Cohen Tape

Months ago our names, in particular Drew's, were dragged through the mud. We were essentially black balled from Hollywood by one Andy Cohen. Now we have definitive proof that Andy Cohen assaulted Drew and then conspired to make him and the Clayne Cast brand untouchable. We present the unedited Andy Cohen tape.

## Summary

**The Andy Cohen Tape** is a short audio recording, captured after the Season 1 Tell all/Recap in or around the backstage area, most likely leaked by one of the audio engineers.

In the tape, we can hear Andy Cohen kickin' it with Anderson Cooper, eventually being approached by Drew and informed about Thanos - against Tom and Nate's advice. After several minutes of unsolicited MCU Lore, Andy had enough and brutally assaulted Drew, knocking his glasses off and sending him tumbling all over the room.

Then AC and AC hatched a plan that would lead to Clayne Cast Entertainment (CCE) being blacklisted from Hollywood. They made Drew put on his earmuffs and then the Coop began beating up Andy. Once the dust had settled, and Drew was allowed to take his earmuffs off, Andy was beat up and bleeding.

The recording cuts off after a now mangled Andy Cohen swears that Drew and by extension CCE will never be able to work in Tinseltown again.

## Notable Quotes

### Tom

* "Yeah AC and AC came here with AL, OB and KP, didn't even know they were friends! Oh and D, if you run into JGL, give him the DL on the AMP situation RE: JD and OZ."

### Drew

* "Chill."
* "Yup."
* "Maybe me and Johnny will link up with Andy and the Coop later."
* "He's not a rocker. He's a *popster*."

### Nate

* "Uh-Oh, move out the way! He big mad!"
* "Nah."

### Andy Cohen

* "Suck me off Joy-boy"
* "Nobody gives a shit about you, or the stupid bearded guy who can't drive. Or your lame-ass podcast. And most importantly no-one gives a fuck about your washed-up rocker friend."
* "I am bleeding. Oh no. My face. I am bleeding."
* "I am mangled. I am a freak. I am a mangled freak!"

### Anderson "The Coop" Cooper

* "Haha you stupid fuck. We're going to scam your ass and tell everyone that it was **you** who hit Andy."

## Trivia

Thanos was born on Saturn's moon Titan as the son of Eternals A'lars and Sui-San, the nephew of Zuras, and the grandnephew of Uranos. His brother is Eros of Titan. Thanos carries the Deviants gene, and as such, shares the physical appearance of the Eternals' cousin race. Shocked by his appearance and the belief that he would destroy all life in the universe, Sui-San went insane and attempted to kill him, but she was stopped by A'lars. During his school years, Thanos was a pacifist and would only play with his brother Eros and pets. By adolescence, Thanos had become fascinated with nihilism and entropy, worshipping and eventually falling in love with the physical embodiment of Mistress Death. As an adult, Thanos augmented his physical strength and powers through his superior scientific knowledge using a combination of mysticism and cybernetic enhancements. He also attempted to create a new life for himself by siring many children as well as becoming a pirate. He finds no fulfillment in either until he is visited again by Mistress Death, for whom he murders his offspring and his pirate captain. Wishing to impress Mistress Death, Thanos gathers an army of villainous aliens and begins a nuclear bombardment of Titan that kills millions of his race. Seeking universal power in the form of the Cosmic Cube, Thanos travels to Earth. Prior to landing, his vessel destroys a nearby car as a family witnesses his arrival. Unbeknownst to Thanos, two of the family members in the vehicle survive: the father's spirit is preserved by the Titanian cosmic entity Kronos and is given a new form as Drax the Destroyer while the daughter is found by Thanos's father, Mentor, and is raised to become the heroine Moondragon. Thanos eventually locates the Cube, and also attracts the attention of Mistress Death. Willing the Cube to make him omnipotent, Thanos then discards the Cube. He imprisons Kronos and taunts Kree hero Captain Marvel, who, with the aid of superhero team the Avengers and ISAAC (a super-computer based on Titan), is eventually able to defeat Thanos by destroying the Cube. Thanos later comes to the aid of Adam Warlock in a war against the Magus and his religious empire. During the process, he ends up adopting Gamora in order to use her as his assassin and kill Adam Warlock before becoming Magus. During this alliance Thanos cultivates a plan to reunite with Mistress Death, and secretly siphons off the energies of Warlock's Soul Gem, combining these with the power of the other Infinity Gems to create a weapon capable of destroying a star. Warlock summons the Avengers and Captain Marvel to stop Thanos, although the plan is foiled when Thanos kills Warlock. The Titan regroups and captures the heroes, who are freed by Spider-Man and the Thing. Thanos is finally stopped by Warlock, whose spirit emerges from the Soul Gem and turns the Titan to stone. Thanos's spirit eventually reappears to accompany a dying Captain Marvel's soul into the realm of Death.