A Bag of Doritos (Joke)/Sans2345

**This article is a joke page and is not to be taken seriously. Please do not take this for real; its intention is just for entertainment.**

* Nacho Cheese
* Cool Ranch
* True Form

## Summary

The **Bag of Doritos** is a godlike entity that takes the form of a normal bag of Doritos, legends say that this being created everything in existence since its creation and exists beyond reality and fiction itself being the supreme being of all that exists in this world, those who tried to summon this being caused great chaos in their world and ended up being erased from existence including their own world.

There are rumors that this godlike being is the long lost brother of Azathoth, although, it's highly debatable due to its mysterious nature.

## Powers and Stats

**Tier:** **High 1-C** | **1-S**

**Name:** Unknown, "A Bag of Doritos", "Doritos Nacho Cheese", "Doritos Cool Ranch", "The Nacho God", "The Cool Ranch God", "Ngaiorer", "Ikhaog'krirc", "Dudhoxz", "Uvh'akl'thux", and many other countless nicknames

**Origin:** The Real World/The Doritos Verse

**Gender:** Inapplicable

**Age:** Ageless

**Classification:** Eldritch Horror

**Powers and Abilities:** Superhuman Physical Characteristics, passive Chaos Manipulation (Is able to cause chaos around itself just by its sheer presence), Flight, Immortality (Types 3, 4, & 9; It exists outside of reality and fiction), Regeneration (True Godly; It can come back after being erased), Resurrection, Beyond-Dimensional Physiology, Food Manipulation, Summoning (Can summon eldritch beings to aid it during combat), Reality Warping (Is able to warp reality in chaotic ways), Elemental Manipulation, Duplication, Dream Manipulation and Death Manipulation (Can manipulate the dreams of people and can make them die through unknown means), Fear Manipulation, Existence Erasure (Can erase people from existence), Resistance Negation, Immortality Negation, and Power Negation (It can negate any power in existence, due to being the creator of everything in existence, fiction or non-fiction, and reality itself), Poison Manipulation, Large Size (Type 11), Fire Manipulation and Hellfire Manipulation (Can manipulate fire in many ways to attack its opponents), Explosion Manipulation (Can cause multiple things to suddenly explode, such as houses, trees, etc.), Higher-Dimensional Manipulation, Power Absorption (Can absorb the power of his opponents to get stronger), Durability Negation (It can instantly kill its opponents while ignoring their durability), possibly far more

**Attack Potency:** **High Complex Multiverse level** (Is vastly superior to the likes of Ohio Final Boss, Gigachad, Maxwell the Cat, Goku, Godzilla, and many other characters due to being their creator that is just facets of itself) | **Extraverse level** (It can erase reality and fiction quite easily, as it did this when fighting against the SCP Foundation)

**Speed:** **Irrelevant** (It's already here)

**Lifting Strength:** **Irrelevant**

**Striking Strength:** **High Complex Multiversal** | **Extraversal**

**Durability:** **High Complex Multiverse level** | **Extraverse level**

**Stamina:** Infinite

**Range:** Irrelevant

**Standard Equipment:** None

**Intelligence:** Omniscient

**Weaknesses:** None notable.

**Key:** **Base** | **True Power**