Eugene

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*EUGENE STOP GLUNKING IM WRITING A FUCKING WIKI PAGE*

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## Meta info

### History

Eugene is a name appearing during Nyxified stream on the 27th of August. The joke name came around when a viewer by the name of SammyBoy788 began sending several TTS redeems where the character of Eugene was continuously mentioned.

This escalated into a small storyline as other viewers joined in, adding to the lore of Eugene. this wiki page serves to connect (loosely) those plot points into a semi-coherent story.

### Jokes within joke

During Eugenes run several jokes relating to him began appearing

* Glunking, a word made by Kayla during the stream, which now has a wiki page made by budder. the definition of glunking is unknown though most uses seem to be synonymous with ejaculation
* Gooning, not a word created by stream but one adopted into the lore. according the urban dictionary "Gooning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session
* Davey, davey is a refrence to dayshift at Freddy's character Dave Miller made by user BunnyMilk, which nyx did not get and instead Davey became the son of Eugene. Davey is also sometimes referred to as "Little gooner" "Little glunker" or "Mistake"

1. ↑ https://www.twitch.tv/nyxified/v/1909306968?sr=a the stream where eugene originated
2. ↑ https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gooning, definition of gooning
3. ↑ https://dayshift-at-freddys.fandomon.com/wiki/Dave\_Miller, wiki for Dave Miller

## LORE

### Young Life (1960-1972)

Eugene was born at the ripe age of 2 in Canada, during the lords year 1960. But his birthplace would not be the last of his worries as both of his parents didnt show up for his birth. Saddened, deviststed, the young gooner decided to spend the rest of his life training and working hard towards proving those damn communists wrong. he will make something with his life! and with that he waited 10 years before in 1972 at the age of 14 he began taking advanced junior gooning classes. nothing else interesting happened untill then, he just sortof sat on his ass all day, sometimes got up and ate

### Gooning era (1972-1987)

Eugene excelled at gooning. all day he'd gunk, and he'd spunk, and hes blow all over people's houses. but due to his indecent gooning on December 14th 1978 the world would be brought into the lesser known but still very important world war 3, the glunks vs. the hunks. the battle lasted for 2 agonizing years but in the end the hunks were victorious and they outlawed gunking under TSA lawswoul

This left Eugene defeated. what is Eugene without his gooning! he fell down a deep depression. of course there were underground gooning facilities which Eugene visited regularly but they didnt have the same sploogability as outdoors TSA approved gooning. but, while he didn't find happiness, he found something which would give him happiness, love.

On the 12th of September, during one of Eugene's many gooning escapades he met the most beautiful man/woman named Twitch Chat, atleast so he thinks. he never asked for their name and he doesn't care enough to now. they fell in love instantly, Twitch Chat with his impressive glunking and Eugene with their cooking, specifically of children. Eugene couldn't get enough of that tender Orphan flesh. Though twitch chat had a weird quirk, they were acctually a bunch of people in one hive mind, but hey if they cook those children well who was Eugene to complain.

Out of their love came out two (debatably) beautiful children. the first by the name of Nightbot who was made on 1984 and built on 1985, and then Davey who was made on 1986. but Eugene's happiness would not end there as on 1987 gooning once again became TSA approved with license. Eugene immediately rushed to get his license before gunking really hard, which made twitch chat very happy

### The downfall (1987-present)

After getting his glunking license all Eugene ever did was goon and forced his husbwife to watch him play video games.

His two sons dealt with this in different ways. nightbot began helping around the house and helping eugene not have to do anything but goon, he quickly became Eugenes favourite. Davey, who looked up to his father, began glunking too, slowly surpassing even his father's skill. Eugene hated this

Twitch chat was left to do the chores around the house, they'd put the kids in the oven, they'd deal with Davey's inevitable gambling addiction, they'd cha cha real smooth. but eugene never appreciated what they did. and soon they began detesting his constant gooning

And with that, Eugene was stuck in a loveless marriage with twitch chat, with two kids, gooning away all day.. please comment down bellow to let me know what you think, leave a thumbs up and follow the nyx wiki for more awsome goon content. goodbye my little gooners

1. ↑ https://youtu.be/aaIjs8K3oYo?si=nfWcdxakF\_Oqqhon outro song, please play while reading ending for full effect