Gathering Groceries

Gathering Groceries is a Urealms campaign run by Zerxrez.

## Characters

All the player characters were part of the newly formed Flambe family, a family known for it's acceptance of the other races as well as a penchant for cooking extremely tasty food, it is rumored that the reason it is so tasty is that they are secretly cannibals.

Arcane played a porc Sea Chef named Salsayeet

Arch played an elven Fleshweaver named Moonsparkle Flambe

Looweeja played a Porc Templar named Rick Rothbowne.

Taco played an elven peasant named Daviid Flambé

## Campaign

### Prologue:

The party starts out at the manor house of a very prominent elven family, where the hostess tells the group that there's been a change of plans, where the birthday boy, (for their ascension day) named Rich has switched from an vegan only diet to a meat only diet in only a couple of hours before the party! Now the group must go out and hunt local wildlife near the manor to save Rich's party.

### Part One:

The campaign started proper with the hostess giving the party a list of the specific number of animals the adventurers would need to gather up to feed the guests, she also included a bit about one pig at the very bottom, but that if they were unable to find one they would cook up one of the porcs instead. The group converse about how they were going to cook the elves during the party, but they eventually decide to still go after the animals on the list as to not look suspicious.

#### Encounter One:

The group stumble across some elephelks grazing in a nearby forest clearing and seeing that they are on the list start attacking, they quickly dispatch the mother and father, but Rick runs after it and throws random spells out of his hat, the baby then attempts to give Rick a treasure to allow them to escape, [Loo's character name] accepts the present but then puts the elephelk in Salsa's cooking pot anyways. At the end of combat Salsa got his legendary, here it is.

#### Encounter Two:

Having two porcs in the party, they got lost quite easily on their way back to the manor to drop off the meat; instead they walked right into a vark hunting ground. The varks proved to be quite a bit of trouble since they were so high up in the sky where not too many of their attacks could hit them, luckily with a huge blizzard caused by Salsa and the varks constantly picking up and dropping the characters from the lower stratosphere the group just barely pulled out a victory. During this encounter Rick got his legendary (the ability chosen was chosen ending, increasing the deathroll to a brutal deathroll). both [Arch's character name] and Daviid also got their legendaries at the end of combat, shown here and here.

#### Encounter Three:

Finally finding their way back to the manor they off set their mark, ending up near a window of the manor still in the forest. They stumble across some goblins who initially were scared then after realizing they are talking to the Flambé family who are known as being accepting then asked for their help to steal from the manor, since the elves there are jerks, the party agrees and start coming up with a plan, however one of the goblins spot Daviid wearing a signet ring, which are extremely valuable while the other one stole Rick's invisibility cloak and disappeared. Acting fast the group quickly stuff the goblin in the pot and fill it with water drowning it, the elephelk inside miraculously survives by holding it's trunk out. Wanting to get more blood for [Arch's character name]'s amulet, the group once again delves into the forest.

#### Final Encounter:

The group finds themselves next to a lake, the center of which has a very shiny crunchodile surrounded by some catapult turtles. The group needed to hop from rock to rock but after getting close Salsayeet captures it into his pot, along with Rick who was swallowed by the crunchodile at the time. But that was only the start of the encounter, as a whisper snake, now that it's campaign has been defeated took control of Moonsparkle and turned her against the rest of the party. But as soon as Moonsparkle showcased her powerful blood magic every other party member ran away, allowing Moonsparkle to have full rein over the lake and probably the nearby manor house.

### Epilogue:

The last three of the party, after seeing Moonsparkle's power and wanting no part in it decides to leave Urealms and travel to Fithie to start a new life.