David

> "*He is a LOUDBOI.*"
> ― Bradley, TTT Chapter 1
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Everett doing the Josuke pose

David was a furry, and is one of the two Team Cruze members within the LEG's ranks. He enjoys playing CiV, Garry's mod, Minecraft, GTA, and D&D. He also enjoys messing with people using :consentattrent:, having been the person to request it be an emoji. He is the guardian of the High-End Potato, and the only connection Zeus has to the League. He is also one of the reasons the LEG gets frequent noise complaints. He was initially apprehensive about the LEG's name change to the GATO, but eventually warmed up to it.

David is the Master of [SMOKE & MIRRORS], a Stand which causes tactile, audial and visual hallucinations. After he jailbroke Bradley from CSIS, Nikki (his girlfriend at the time) upgraded [SMOKE & MIRRORS] to [ARCANE SMOKE & MIRRORS REQUIEM]. To date, it is the only Requiem Stand acquired using magic instead of a Stand Arrow.

Everett is David's fursona, a half-bird half-dragon with feathers for hair. He descends from the Mysheri dragon clan, infamous for having inspired Smaug (and possibly Fafnir as well - still no word on whether he existed or not!). A variety of art of Everett exists; included in the page is a small collection of the work.

David participates in the LEG CiV and TTT games, being the League's most active streamer, and has appeared in Guns of Icarus and The Datsun Chronicles as well. He also maintains some presence in and is the founder of the LEG server, which he originally dubbed the "League of Extraordinary Servers", much to nobody's delight.

One of David's quips in the Bannock Video - that something was "more wrong than the residential school system" - was the first dime into the Stereotypes Bottle.

Any time David says "Ebereto kawaii desu!", it is in reference to his first commission of Everett, pictured below. If he says "Black Ice, baby!" or anything to do with "Over the Edge, Over Again", he is referring to some of his musical works and arrangements. David also wrote the Pokémon Battle Theme used in the LEG.

David and Bradley dated for a month and remain very good friends to this day.

Near the end of The Timeskip, David got clapped hard for his antics, and straightened up, becoming Not A Furry. In reference to one of Vanesa's nicknames, he became Punished David for the rest of the summer, and then Solid David once the school year started. Since then he has also become a Disney princess, the only one to attend GATO.

On Nov. 27 2020 at 2:15 AM, David and Sea realized that since nobody was observing him he could be either alive or dead. He then observed himself and found out he was dead. They quickly set out to revive him, an endeavour that succeeded with flying colours.

Sea and David eventually figured out they liked each other, and started dating, but kept their relationship relatively low-key until it was revealed to the KFC through a meme.

## Gallery

"Ebereto kawaii desu!"Everett, on the bottom right, expresses disbelief at the return of Vore Tracker.A profile-pic-size version of David's first art of Everett, which he drew himself.A meme made by David commenting on how long it took him to cel-shade his first commission of Everett.HaH gOTTemEverett, on the League's first Minecraft server.A doodle of a feral Everett, done by Liz.Everett, done in a crayon-y MS Paint style by Alex.Everett, as he appears on the Sky Factory.Everett and FlamelEverett and his alchemy golem, Jabir, doing alchemy.Everett, reimagined as an orcaEverett's current form: an orca-shaped synth.Everett drawn like Castlevania's Nathan Graves, the hero of Circle of the Moon.The official reference photo for Everett's orcasynth form, done by an artist friend of David's.Another Castlevania-style Everett, done by Kenzie.Everett, now an orcasynth, in David's factory on the All the Mods 3 Lite Minecraft Server.Everett showing off [SMOKE & MIRRORS].Art drawn for Halloween featuring Everett taking on Castlevania.
## Lore

It all started when the Illuminati stole the Triforce, and began to take over the Universe. David and the rest of Team Step Away from the Door - Wyatt, Zeus, Batu, Eileen, and Evan - set out on a quest to destroy the Illuminati, using only a Sherman tank and a handful of Moonraker laser guns. They took the Illuminati stronghold by sheer force of blitz, and held it until they could reclaim the Triforce. David placed it in his bedroom, making sure to keep a watchful eye on it.

Try as he might, though, the Illuminati stole the Triforce once again, and David had to call on Team Step Away from the Door again - replacing Eileen and Evan with Andrew, Jonathan, and Sean. Once again they tried to take the Illuminati stronghold by blitzing it, with numerous weaponry improvements under their belt, though the party was split up and had to leg it through a labrynth-like complex. This resulted in David being trapped in a room which he could not escape from, requiring his oldest OC to switch positions with him using plot powers and puzzle through the room for him. They switched back once the OC had solved the room, and David joined the rest of Team Step Away from the Door in time for the bossfight against Bill Cipher and the daring escape from the base in Bro Force One.

Two years later, members of Team Step Away from the Door had disappeared and been replaced by ghosts - they stole the Triforce, and rebuilt the Illuminati from its dead shell. With it, they brought a supernatural apocalypse, and David, Zeus, Batu, and Andrew - the survivors of Team Step Away from the Door - drifted up to the Illuminati Tower - within David's high school - and they made the climb, armed with bootleg Proton Packs and guns. They fought their way up to the tower proper, where David's father aided them and drifted them up to the top of the tower. There, they fought the Skeleton King of Spook, Lord of the Illuminati, and David used the Triforce to timeline-hop to one where the Illuminati never stole the Triforce in the first place - the timeline in which he now resides.

Since then, he has turned into a bird-dragon, dated Bradley, acquired a [STAND], and gone on a quest with Omar and Zeus to save Bradley from CSIS after the lynx disarmed a nuke that Trump almost used to nuke Kim Jong-Un and then built a flamethrower. Bannock was also made during that quest.

Half a year later, David, along with the rest of Team Cruze, Omar, and Nikki, went to Egypt to search for the Holy Grail and find it before the TCSA did. Their search took them to the underground ruins of the Great Library of Alexandria, where they found Alexander the Great's body in a secret chamber. Upon opening the sarcophagus, they inavertently activated a trap in the floor. David was speared when he tried to hide in Alexander's sarcophagus, and his being wounded set a timer on the rest of Team Cruze's search for the Holy Grail. The blood from his wound also activated the stone mask that turned Alexander the Great into a vampire. Once the Grail was recovered, David poured the remaining holy water into a 2L bottle of ginger ale and hid the cup away from the prying eyes of the TCSA...

## The Golem Army

Instead of an army of kobolds like most other dragons, Everett has instead fielded an army of golems using witchcraft and alchemy. Below are pictures and profiles of each golem, from oldest to newest.

Ignis, Terra, River, and Wind, together known as the four Elemental Golems, or the Elementals for short. They guard David's hoard, though the lot of them are troublemakers, kept in line by Kramer.Meathead, the golem adventuring party's barbarian. He has a tendency to pose menacingly every so often, generating "go" kanji when he does.Scarecrow, the golem adventuring party's bard.Mini, the golem adventuring party's mage.Belladonna, the golem adventuring party's druid.Flamel, the ghost of David's first alchemy golem. He still haunts the lair, occasionally interacting with David and the others. Despite the nature of his death, he knows it was an accident and bears no ill will towards David.Dunk, one of the guardians of David's library. He does the manual labour, hauling the books and records around.Piston, one of the guardians of David's library. He does the record keeping and keeps track of the more bureaucratic elements of running David's lair.Jabir, David's current alchemy golem, shortsighted and obsessed with turkey legs.Kramer, David's silent, menacing Snow Golem, who guards his hoard and keeps the Elementals in line.