Towers House Show Friday 26th 2021

The Towers House Show was hosted privately on the N:Era server on Firday 26th, 2021.

## Card

Opening Event: Cyras versus Airal

Stakes: If Cyras won, Airal would have to admit she was jealous of how cute Cyras was. If Airal won, she got to bite Cyras on a non-spinal area.

Midcard Event: Lazarus versus Eve

Stakes: Lazarus will prove he is better than Eve the current world's champion.

Main Event: JAC versus Johnny Blitz

JAC will win Johnny's paycheck for the next month, or have to pay Johnny his own paycheck for the next month.

## Pre-Show

Three promos came before the show:

> Sue: So JAC you will have to face Johnny Blitz tonight. He is known as one of the quickest players and is known for his offense.
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> JAC: When this comes to sick sons of a gun, there you have Johnny Blitz, but let me tell you something. He may be in one of the most prestigious card gaming groups, where you have to beat two members in a 2 out of 2 falls match before you even get a chance to join. He is certainly part of a restrictive group, but there's a difference between that and an elite group. I give everyone a shot, and I elevate them. I don't gatekeep, I don't stop anyone from being part of me. Now Johnny Blitz, I only have a few words I can think of when I hear your name. Slimy. Disgusting. Bigoted. You think every other card gamer is inferior to your and your little pack of yipping, yapping runts. But lemme tell you something, when I go wild on you, you won't know what hit you. You may think you have me on the ropes, but when time comes to boogie, you're facing the disco master. And when the mirror ball is shining, all that you will see is your own reflection. Broken, sullen, in despair. And when I'm done sending you back to card school, I'll take out each member of your little pack too.
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> Sue: You seem to have strong feelings against the Elitists. We've heard that the stakes of this match is that the loser has to pay the winner their month's salary.
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> JAC: That is absolutely true, he will be paying me all the earnings he's gotten this past month. That includes dividends, his fast food job - he doesn't have one but he's about to get one - the whole nine yards. Yes, I am literally going to be taking nine yards of his house after this deal.
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> Sue: Thank you, that will be all.
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Promo 2:

> Sue: Cyras, we are going to be seeing a major match between you and Airal, because you reportedly mooned her and Iueu'u. We need to know about that rash choice.
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> Cyras: This not a rash choice, I'm simply saying, I walk on four legs, and I so happened to have turned away as they came by.
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> Sue: We overheard you said, "Sour grapes, may make you whine" in a songlike way.
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> Cyras: Yes, sometimes I have to come up with songs. But this idea that some thousand ton monster will be allowed to bite me, a little girl, is absolutely absurd in all manners. That's why, if Airal loses, she will have to admit she's just envious of how cute I am compared to her, because that is the truth.
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> Sue: Do you think you're going to win against Airal?
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> Cyras: Absolutely. I am one hundred percent sure. Fire melts metal, and I've got a lot of firepower. By the time she sets up any strategies, I will already be on her, and I will have already won. Don't expect a turn five.
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Promo 3:

> Sue: Airal, we've heard you will be facing Cyras tonight. We've heard this started because she mooned you?(Very quick thank you to Kieral. For Airal and Iueu'u's parts.)
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> Airal: Yes! And this is not the first time either. Owlis's solution didn't work so I will take matters into my own hands.. or teeth.
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> Sue: That's onto the next point. We've been told that if you win this match and Cyras loses, you will be getting to bite Cyras.
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> Airal: Naturally. She has no chance of getting out of this, I will easily beat her again.
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> Sue: What precautions are going to be taken to make sure you don't inflict any permanent or lethal damage? We're all wondering that because, like your teeth, this is the elephant in the room.
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> Airal: I'll fit the whole fox into my mouth!
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> Iueu'u: It was clearly stated you cannot bite her spine
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> Airal: ...I'll leave the spine out
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> Sue: Um, interesting. So now that you're here, Iueu'u, you've been picked as special enforcer. This means that you're going to be the one to hold Cyras.
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> Iueu'u: Indeed, there is no better choice.
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> Iueu'u demonstrates her grip with her hand, as, for a bunny in a machine, she had long claws. Even worse, she had a man's hands.
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> Iueu'u: I'll let Airal get her on the rump, it should have the lowest odds of being lethal.
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> Sue: So Airal, you agree to everything so far on the contract? Airal: Yes. Ha ha ha, I'll make sure this game is over quick
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> Sue: How do you plan to get over her intense burn strategy? And are you going to be doing the same ideas as before?
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> Airal: She's underestimating my defenses! I know what cards she likes now, she'll think she has it but I'll flip the match oh her just like that.
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> Sue: Well that's Cyras versus Airal.
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## Results and Summary

Cyras versus Airal - Airal

The match started off with Airal threatening Cyras, while Cyras came in bouncing on balls shaped like grapes. Airal popped one of the balls as the match begun.

Cyras brought out Major Burnor, which nearly inflicts 20000 damage to Airal, but Airal soon captures the Fighter. With Insomniac Sheep, she's able to damage Cyras early on, but soon Cyras plays Burn Wyrm. Burn Wyrm is disabled with Hypno Sheep.

After the break, Airal prevents Cyras from gaining any Tower with her Sheep Study card. After inflicting 9000 damage per turn, Airal is seemingly ahead when Cyras plays Mass Meteor, taking out everyone. Cyras finishes with a Molten Wyvern, taking a chunk from Airal.

Airal plays Hope Handling, drawing three cards. She's able to play Nightmare who retaliates, but Cyras plays Burn Wyrm, and they battle, but Nightmare disappears. The battle ends and Nightmare attacks. Burn Wyrm inflicts 5000 damage to either player.

As Cyras loses, she whines how unfair that was as Airal gloats. Claiming Airal only won via topdecking, and telling Iueu'u the word guillible is on the ceiling, she attempts to run away. However, Iueu'u grabs her and says guillible is not on the ceiling.

Airal begins charging while Cyras pleads that she can give Airal better cards. Airal points out if she won she wouldn't need good cards. Cyras covers her buttocks with her tail, but Iueu'u raises her tail, and Airal snaps teeth onto Cyras' butt.

Iueu'u lets Cyras go who starts shrieking.

Lazarus versus Eve - Lazarus.

JAC versus Johnny Blitz - JAC.

## Featured Games

Cyras versus Airal

Turn 1: Airal

Airal played Psychic Tower (Psychic: 0 - 6). Airal played Insomniac Sheep (5000/2000/5/2). Airal Instants and ends. (1 - 3)

Turn 2: Cyras

Cyras played Double Tower, allowing her to play two Tower cards. She played two Burning Towers (0 - 6 - `1), and played Major Burnor (12 - 2)(10000/4000/10/4). Cyras attacked Insomniac Sheep with Major Burnor, winning the battle. (Airal: 60000 - 44000). At the end of the turn, Burnor gave Cyras four Tower. (2 - 6). Also Cyras instants.

Turn 3: Airal

Airal played Psychic Tower (3 - 9), then played Hypno Sheep (9 - 4)(3000/3000/5/3). Airal played the ability of Hypno Sheep, paying 3 Tower to put Major Burnor to sleep. Airal then played Hypnosis, allowing her to take control of a Sleeping fighter, but she can only play that fighter by paying the appropriate Tower. Airal plays Insomniac Sheep's ability to inflict 3000 damage per Fighter Sleeping. (Cyras: 60000 - 57000). Airal ended her turn (Tower: 4- 7).

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Turn 4: Cyras

Cyras played Burning Tower to gain 6 more Fire Tower. (6 - 12). Cyras played Burn Wyrm (12 - 2)(10000/10000/10/5), and attacked Hypno Sheep with Burn Wyrm (Airal: 44000 - 37000). At the end of her turn, Burn Wyrm burned both of them (Airal: 37000 - 32000)(Cyras: 57000 - 52000).

Turn 5: Airal

Airal played Psychosis, which allowed her to play 1 Psychic Fighter in Sleep, and she picked Insomniac Sheep. As Sheep cannot Sleep, instead of paying, she gets a free play. (50000/20000/5/2). Airal played Hypno Sheep. Airal played Psychic Tower, before paying 3 Psychic Tower to put Burn Wyrm to Sleep. Insomniac Sheep's ability inflicted 3000 damage per Sleeping Fighter. Cyras: 52000 - 46000.

Airal ended her turn. Tower: 3 - 5 - 8.

Turn 6: Cyras

Cyras awakens Burn Wyrm and has Wyrm attack Sheep, but Airal plays Sheep Study, which since she has a Sheep, puts all other Fighters to Sleep. At the end, Airal activates Insomniac Sheep to inflict damage (8 - 6). (Cyras: 46000 - 37000). Cyras ends her turn, and since Burn Wyrm is Sleeping, Cyras gets no Tower.

Turn 7: Airal

Airal Instants Sheep Study. She plays Insomniac Sheep's ability (6 - 4)(Cyras: 37000 - 28000). Airal awakens Hypno Sheep, then ends her turn. (Tower: 4 - 6- 9).

Turn 8: Cyras

Cyras paid 3 Fire Tower for Fire Imp (3000/1000/3/1). Cyras awakens Burn Wyrm. Airal plays Sheep Study, but Cyras plays her instant Mass Meteor, which if she has 2 or more Fire Fighters, all face-up cards are discarded, both players taking 3000 per card. Then, Fire Imp inflicted more damage as well. (Cyras: 28000 - 22000 - 19000)(Airal: 32000 - 20000 - 17000.)

Cyras plays Burning Tower, and then plays Molten Wyvern (7000/5000/7/3). Wyvern attacks Airal (17000 - 10000). Cyras ends her turn. (Tower: 2 - 5).

Turn 9: Airal

Airal played Hope Handling to draw 3 cards as she has none. Airal plays Psychic Tower, then NNightmare as Nightmare can be played with both Psychic or Dark Tower. Nightmare attacks and defeats Burn Wyrm (Cyras: 19000 - 12000). Airal Instants and ends.

Turn 10: Cyras

Cyras plays Burning Tower, then Revive (5 - 11 - 4) to bring back Burn Wyrm. Burn Wyrm attacks, but Airal plays Nightmare's Chariot and excludes Nightmare temporarily. Chariot goes and becomse discarded, negating the battle. Nightmare reappears and attacks Cyras (Cyras: 12000 - 2000). At the end, Burn Wyrm's ability inflicts 5000 damage to each of them. (Airal: 10000 - 5000)(Cyras: 2000 - 0).

## Errors and Goofs

* Airal actually shouldn't have had some Tower. Hypno and Insomniac Sheeps' abilities would have put Airal at -1 Tower. So she wouldn't be able to play Insomniac Sheep, and would have had 4 Tower. Afterwards, she plays Hypno Sheep. Even if she played Psychic Tower (10), then Sheep (5), then the effects of Hypno and Insomniac, she would have no Tower left. She then has 5 from regeneration, before paying 2 to damage Cyras. (3). Then damages on her turn (3 - 1), and then regenerates 5 (1 - 6). She plays Psychic Tower (6 - 12), and then pays 10 Tower (12 - 2) for Nightmare.
* Ultimately, this means her not damaging Cyras at the start would allow Cyras to have 5000, but she would still have lost exact damage to Burn Wyrm, meaning the result is the same.

## Trivia

* Kieral did most of the parts with Iueu'u and Airal. Saviorfoxowlis wrote the parts with her playing the game.
* There was a match scheduled that never occured: Yohon versus Cognitus.