Hello From The Other Line

**Hello From The Other Line** is the fifth episode of Season 1A of *The Family*, and the fifth episode overall. It was released on December 10, 2015 - read it here:

## Main Cast

* Queen Steph as Steph
* Melanie Martinez as Isabela
* Idekmandy as Mandy
* Mandy Fitzpatrick as Criminal
* Victoria Smurfit as Claire
* Jessica Alba as Jessica
* Lentimassu as Lenti
* Tomdy as Tomdy

## Recurring Cast

* Micayla as Micayla
* NanoPower512 as Nano
* Wubbzy as Wubbzy
* Ulises Colina as Ulises

## Episode

*Steph is masturbating while watching Frozen when she receives a call.*

**STEPH:** Hello?

**???:** It's me. I was wondering if after all these years you'd li-

**STEPH:** FUCK OFF, ADELE NOBODY LIKES YOUR SHIT MUSIC

**???:** What? I am not Adele. I am... WHO IS THIS?

**STEPH:** IT'S STEPH, WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE?

**???:** Oh... You mean, Isabela's mother...

**STEPH:** So??? What if I am???

**???:** Um...

**STEPH:** HEY ADELE

**???:** I am not Ade-

**STEPH:** ADELE

**???:** WHAT?

**STEPH:** Have people told you that you have a poo belly?

**???:** I TOLD YOU, I'M NOT FUCKING-

**STEPH:** Wait, can you hold on? I have someone in the other line.

**???:** Okay... I'll wait. And if it is Bela... Warn her that someone wants to talk to her.

**STEPH:** OK, Desperate Fat Bitch.

**STEPH:** WHO IS THIS?

**BELA:** Look at my mom, she's got it going on-

**STEPH:** BELA WTF?

**BELA:** It's Dollhouse, mommy. Gosh you are so old.

**STEPH:** Bish what did you just said?

**BELA:** Nothing. What took you so long to answer me?

**STEPH:** Freaking Delad wants to speak to you.

**BELA:** Who the hell is Delad?

**STEPH:** DO YOU THINK I CARE???

**BELA:** OH SHUT UP BIATCH.

**ULISES:** Hey, is that your mom?

**BELA:** Oh you mean the little biatch that was so annoying that you even faked your death? She's right here. MOMMY?

**STEPH:** WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

**BELA:** HELLO FROM THE OUTSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE

*Steph hangs up the call.*

**BELA:** Humpf...

*Bela receives a call.*

**BELA:** BISH ARE YOU GONNA APOLOGIZE NOW???

**MANDY:** SHUT UP BISH DON'T SCREW WITH ME

**BELA:** Sorry bae, I thought you were my mother.

**MANDY**: Oh that slut? What's with her?

**BELA**: Delad called her.

**MANDY**: You mean Adele?

**BELA**: Whatever.

**MANDY**: Oh now I get why she is mad.

**BELA**: So how are you?

**MANDY**: I'm pretty, I'm sexy, I'm hot-

**BELA**: BISH I WASN'T ASKING HOW YOU ARE, I WAS ASKING HOW ARE YOU

**MANDY**: ...

**BELA**: ...

**MANDY**: Oh, for a skinny hot bitch who has just been cheated by her waifu by a mexican slutty maid who is 10x times uglier than her... I'm fine.

**BELA**: You are still not over Tom?

**MANDY**: HE'S STILL MY WAIFU OK? I have a plan...

**BELA**: What plan?

**MANDY**: To make Jessica-

**BELA**: Wait I just realized... I don't care.

**JESSICA:** Did someone called me a mexican slut?

**MANDY:** HOW DA FUCK DID THIS BISH GET IN HERE?

**BELA:** She's with me. She's joining my clique.

**MANDY**: What clique? The Real Ugly Sluts of America?

**BELA**: Wow, that's a great name for it... But no, it's called Bitch Buddies. Tom is in it too.

**TOM**: Jessica where did you-

**TOM**: Bela who are you calling to?

**BELA**: Your waifu.

**MANDY**: Yeah. YOUR WAIFU. HEAR THAT, YOU MEXICAN SLUT? TOM IS MAI WAIFU.

**CRIMINAL**: Hi guys? 'Sup?

**BELA:** I don't like my phone.

**MANDY:** TOM... WHERE ARE YOU?

**TOM:** At home...

**MANDY:** I AM AT HOME TOO- YOU'RE FUCKING YOUR MISTRESS IN MY HOUSE?

**TOM:** WHAT IF I AM? ARE YOU GOING TO DIVORCE ME?

**MANDY:** YES

**TOM:** Jessica you need to go.

**CRIMINAL:** Guys let's all try to be nice...

**MANDY:** BISH GO FUCK YOURSELF

**CLAIRE:** DID SOMEONE SAY FUCKING?

**MANDY:** WHY IS EVERYONE HERE I JUST WANT TO TALK TO TOM

**BELA**: NOT IN MY PHONE YOU BITCH

**MANDY**: Wait... That means that Bela is in the house too. BELA WHY THE FUCK ARE WE TALKING ON OUR PHONES?

**BELA**: I DUNNO DO I LOOK LIKE THE FUCKING EINSTEIN?

**CRIMINAL**: Calm down, for god's sake.

**BELA**: Fuck off Criminal get back to your little shit.

**CRIMINAL:** Bela stop it, ok? I just want everyone to be friends. Anyways, I'm gonna go. This is too fucked up.

*Criminal leaves.*

**MANDY**: Tom... You need to choose. Me or Jessica.

**TOM**: I'll pass. THIS IS SO DRAMATIC, FOR GOD'S-

**LENTI**: DID SOMEONE SAID DRAMATIC?

**MANDY**: Tom I am coming downstairs.

**TOM**: JESSICA RUN!

*Tom and Jessica run away from The Fam's house.*

**MANDY**: THOSE SONS OF BITCHES

**MANDY**: I NEED TO FOLLOW THEM.

*Mandy hangs up, leaving Bela alone. Bela receives a phone call. It is anonymous.*

**BELA**: WHAT NOW?

**???**: Surprise, Bitch. I bet you thought you saw the last of me.

**BELA**: Oh shit.

*To be continued...*