An Dia

## Appearances

An Dia is a divine entity that oversees the entirety of the Gaeilge Cinematic Universe, commonly known as 'An Ghealach' by the normal populace of Earth. It was created by Earth and Theia 4.53 billion years ago and continues to orbit its only surviving parent (Theia died in childbirth). It rarely intervenes in the story, but causes some major altercations when it does.

## Plot Events

### Pre-Gaeilge Cinematic Universe

Several decades (the exact date is undisclosed) before jongreen's birth, a man named Caoibhné Iarthar (usually Anglicised to Kanye West) was born. However, for unknown reason, An Dia absorbs him while he's fresh out of the womb and gains his exact personality. This will heavily influence the events of the Gaeilge Cinematic Universe in the years to come.

Several years after his absorption of Caoibhné Iarthar, An Dia decides that his divine highness requires a Messiah on Earth thanks to his newgained affinity with humans to preach His holy word. He selects this messiah at random, but it just so happens to be jongreen. His holiness will spend much time in future attempting to ensure no harm comes upon jongreen.

### Dán do Lara, 10

In the course of Dán do Lara, 10, Timmy an Tíogar writes a poem about his daughter, Lara, without writing one for jongreen, another one of his children. An Dia, his divine highness, observes this unjust treatment, and as An Dia sees discrimination, he fixes it. An Dia smites Timmy an Tíogar by making him exceptionally high, causing him to walk off a bridge. This destroys his legs, rendering them unsuitable beyond amputation.

### Cúpla

In Cúpla, Sharon dates jongreen under his real name, however, the duo later find out they're related and Sharon dumps jongreen. This enrages An Dia greatly as incest is tolerable in his eyes, so much so that his divine holiness decides to smite Sharon by abruptly aging a steak she was about to consume for dinner to 15 years old instantaneously. Upon consumption of the steak, Sharon immediately explodes.

### An Cluiche Mór

In An Cluiche Mór, jongreen's rival, An Súilleabhánach, is shown to be giving him a hard time. Jongreen responds to this by blowing him a little kiss, which angers An Súilleabhánach sufficiently to have him start screaming homophobic slurs at jongreen. Luckily, An Dia intervenes by seizing control of An Súilleabhánach's legs and having him run full pelt into a pole, knocking his brain out of place and causing him to bleed to death.

### Katfish

After seeing Kitikat's unjust stealing of jongreen's wealth, An Dia decides that his holiness has let things go too far and smites the bus she is riding on. This causes it to crash into the island on the M50, killing both her and An Tiomanaí.

### Daideo

During Daideo, An Dia realises that jongreen has done fuckall during his 71 years of existence as his messiah. As such, An Dia decides to dismiss jongreen as his messiah. Without An Dia's holy protection, jongreen suffers extreme cardiac arrest and dies almost immediately. Past this point, An Dia is never seen interacting with humanity again.

## Personality

An Dia is shown to be a very abstentionist entity, rarely interacting in everyday life. However, his divine highness was shown to take every measure possible to prevent his Messiah, jongreen, from coming upon hardship and suffering, often by the violent destruction of people that attempted to hurt him. From this, it can be assumed that An Dia is a relatively violent entity, but given the fact that his divine highness rarely interacts with humanity as a whole this aspect can be disregarded.

In terms of actual personality, An Dia is shown to be caring and compassionate towards his messiah, but relatively indifferent to those his holiness does not know (the vast, vast majority of the population of planet Earth). He is shown to take a passionate hatred towards those that pose a threat towards the integrity of his messiah, and even more so to those that disrespect his worldviews (we have thus far only seen 'tolerant towards incest' as one of these worldviews). This often leads to the gruesome deaths of those unfortunate enough to take his holiness' bad side.