DEATH BATTLE! Alternate Endngs

## MARIO VS SONIC (2011)

*Sonic is calmly sitting in a field when Mario emerges from a pipe. As Sonic leaps back, Mario jumps down in front of him.*

**Sonic**: All right, chubby. Let's settle this!

**Mario**: Let's-a go!

### Fight

*Sonic attacks Mario with fast combos and sends him onto the pipe he emerged from. Mario produces a Fire Flower and becomes Fire Mario. Sonic dodges the fireballs that Mario throws at him but gets hit by Mario's fire slide.*

**Mario**: Wah-ha!

*Mario hits Sonic a few times, then grabs him and spins around in a circle while holding him.*

**Mario**: Here we go!

*Mario throws Sonic against the pipe. Mario then uses his cape to throw Sonic upwards, allowing him to knock Sonic to the floor, spin him around in a lariat of fire, and throw him backwards. Mario then releases a massive storm of flame, the Mario Finale, but Sonic is unscathed by his Flame Shield. Sonic used his flame dash attack to hit Mario six times. Mario counters Sonic's dash with his hammer.*

*A short montage of the fight begins. Sonic throws a punch and Mario dodges it, but Sonic then hits Mario with his Homing Attack in the air. Mario then uses his Super Jump Punch at Sonic, and afterward Sonic is standing impatiently next to Tanooki Mario's statue form.*

*After the montage, Sonic is running as Cape Mario flies after him. Sonic activates his Thunder Shield and dashes over to a volcano with a sad face. Both the hedgehog and the plumber end up inside the volcano, staring at each other on opposite sides. A Bob-omb is caught between them. Alarmed, the Bob-omb informs several other Bob-ombs that their home is being apparently invaded by intruders.*

**Mario**: Mamma mia!

*The Bob-ombs exploded, sending Mario and Sonic flying. Sonic lands in a lake but activates his Bubble Shield to keep him breathing. However, Frog Mario ground pounds him, deactivating his shield. Sonic tries to jump out of the water, but no avail.*

*As soon the song plays, knowing he couldn't stay down any longer due to lack of swimming, Sonic tries to run out of the water before he drowns, but his efforts are futile. Frog Mario swims up into the surface, until...*

**Sonic**: Now I'll show you!

*Super Sonic hits Frog Mario and emerges from the lake.*

**Super Sonic**: How's that plumber?

**Mario**: Woohoo!

*Mario slaps on his Metal Cap, becoming Metal Mario.*

*Super Sonic tries to attack him, but Metal Mario grabs him and throws him aside. Super Sonic tries a few more attacks but to no avail. After Metal Mario sidekicks Super Sonic away, he produces a Power Star.*

*Using the combined powers of the Metal Cap and the Power Star, he attacks Sonic with the Mario Tornado, only for the power to suddenly wear* off.

**Super Sonic**: So you're tougher than I thought, huh? Now it's time for me to finish... this...

*Mario produces a Mega Mushroom and becomes Mega Mario.*

**Super Sonic**: Whoa...

*Super Sonic continuously attacks Mega Mario, but his attacks do very little. Instead, Mega Mario punches Super Sonic away and the power of the Chaos Emeralds wears off, causing Super Sonic to return to peak physical bluish form.*

**Sonic**: Uh-oh.

*Sonic falls to the floor. His only option is to run as Mega Mario gives chase after he uses the Figure 8 technique.*

**Sonic**: You're too slow!

*Sonic outruns Mega Mario, who returns to normal size, albeit a bit dizzy.*

**Mario**: D'oh!

*After Mario was worn out, Sonic then returns back to the red capped plumber.*

**Sonic**: Now's my chance!

As Sonic was goes for a spin dash from behind, Mario holds it back and kicks him away. Sonic lands on his feet.

**Sonic**: Huh?! Alright, let’s try that again!

Sonic charges his spin dash and dashes into Mario, only for Mario to grab him by his throat.

**Sonic**: What?!

Mario charges his fire brand with his fist and punches Sonic so hard, it creates a massive explosion. Mario looks down at the massive hole and stares at Sonic’s body, now a burned incinerated corpse, with a missing leg and covered in his own blood. Mario adjusts his hat and walks off.

### Results

**Boomstick**: Now that's what I call a DEATH BATTLE!

**Wiz**: Their power-ups seemed evenly matched, countering blow for blow.

**Boomstick**: Mario was even capable of countering the unstoppable Super Sonic!

**Wiz**: But with their arsenals exhausted, Sonic was no match for Mario’s raw strength and extreme durability. Even if they had used their lesser known power-ups like the Ice Flower or Super Emeralds, there's no reason to say the result would be any different. Mario even has more power ups on his arsenal while Sonic has lesser power ups and doesn’t carry them, while Mario does.

**Boomstick**: Looks like Sonic was too slow!

**Wiz**: The winner is Mario!

## CRASH VS SPYRO

*Crash was seen running towards a few crates as he smashes all of them before bouncing and hitting his head on the last two crates before cheering in the air and crashing down face first on the ground. Spyro flies in as he wonders what Crash was doing.*

**Spyro**: Weird... Uh, what are you doing?

*Just then, Sparx comes out and flies to Crash. Crash seems surprised, but then thinks that Sparx is an enemy. Not even a second later, Crash claps his hands on Sparx, killing him. Crash laughs, while Spyro looks on in horror.*

**Spyro**: SPARX! No!!!

*Enraged, Spyro then flies to Crash, the latter preparing a fighting stance. The PlayStation mascots then collide head-on, prepared for battle.*

### Fight

*Spyro makes the first attack by trying to slash at Crash, who has managed to dodge both slashes and a tail whip before performing the Cyclone Spin as he sends the Purple Dragon flying back.*

**Spyro**: Alright...

*Crash does his victory dance while Spyro flies up in the air.*

**Spyro**: You asked for it!

*Spyro then unleashes his Fire Breath on the bandicoot as he shrieks and braces himself before Aku Aku appears to shield Crash from the Fire Breath before disappearing. Crash then runs up a mountain and jumps as he prepares to punch Spyro out of the air, but the Purple Dragon makes a fiery explosion that sends the Orange Bandicoot crashing towards the ground landing on his back. He gets back up just as Spyro fires multiple fireballs at him, putting him on the run.*

*As Crash was fleeing, he then notices his Mech Suit and runs towards it. He* *jumps into the Mech Suit and starts to operate it* *via* *pointing* *the* *Mech's arm cannon towards Spyro and shoots out a Wumpa Fruit at Spyro,* *but* *the Dragon dodges the fruit and it ends up splashing on a Rock.* *Despite this, Spyro is thrown off slightly by what was shot at him.*

**Spyro**: Wait a sec, was that a fruit?

*Crash Bandicoot shoots more Wumpa Fruits at Spyro, who keeps dodging them all as he fires both his Fireballs and Electricity Breath. Each shot of Wumpa Fruits pushes Crash to the edge of the cliff. Spyro uses his Ice Breath to freeze the Mech Suit, then covers himself in a Armored Boulder and charges towards the frozen Bandicoot, destroying his Mech and knocking him off the edge.*

**Spyro**: Woohoo! Strrrrike!

*Suddenly, Crash flies up with the Copter Pack on his back.*

**Spyro**: Where do you keep finding these things?

*Crash then proceeds to fly towards Spyro and get behind him as he lands a few hits on the dragon before kicking Spyro in the face and sending him back. However, Spyro suddenly taps into the Dark Aether and transforms into Dark Spyro.*

**Dark Spyro**: *I'm done with this!*

*Both of them then process to charge into each other, but as Dark Spyro was faster as he destroys the Copter Pack, sending the Bandicoot falling towards the ocean. Despite his situation, the bandicoot smirks and relaxes as he fell, but Dark Spyro got below Crash and fired his Dark Aether Breath from below. Aku Aku reappears to protect Crash by firing a beam to stop Dark Spyro's attack. Aku Aku overpowers the Aether Breath allowing his beam to disintegrate Dark Spyro. With the deed done, Crash lands in the water and smiles with Aku Aku. He swims away.*

### Results

**Boomstick**: Poor Spyro just didn’t fly at all!

**Wiz**: Spyro had plenty of obvious advantages. His speedy flight let him control the pace of the battle, and his elemental arsenal gave him a much wider variety of attacks than Crash had ever seen in a one-on-one fight. Even with his extraordinary puzzle-solving skills, Crash was simply overwhelmed, but surprisingly, this wasn't nearly as one-sided as it looked on paper.

**Boomstick**: With the strength to throw an eight-ton boulder, Crash was actually stronger than Spyro, and both of them had survived impacts worth around two millions tons of force. How convenient. It's almost like they planned this all along!

**Wiz**: To be fair, we did have to lowball Spyro's durability against the golem's punch. However, both of them had shown durability which far exceeded much of their attack capability.

**Boomstick**: So even with his gadgets, Crash really didn't have a good way to hurt Spyro very much, but the funny thing is, Spyro didn't have many attacks that could firmly hurt Crash, either. They were both just too tough.

**Wiz**: Not even Spyro’s Aether Breath can stop Crash. Aku Aku’s invincibility can save Crash from a beam that intense.

**Boomstick**: I guess Spyro just couldn't *spin* this one.

**Wiz**: The winner is Crash Bandicoot

## LUIGI VS TAILS

*Tails flies down onto a pipe and begins scouting the area, but Luigi pops out of the pipe, making Tails jump down. The plumber jumps out of the pipe angrily to face Tails.*

**Luigi**: Let's-a go!

### Fight

*Tails uses his energy cannon, but Luigi powers through with a Green Missile, but his attack misses as Tails jumps away and hits Luigi down to the ground with his tails. Luigi jumps back up as Tails uses the Spin Dash to charge at his opponent, but Luigi counters with the Hammer, hitting Miles up into the air. Luigi follows him upwards with his Scuttle Jump and they go blow-for-blow, with it being Tails Swipes VS Luigi Cyclones. The two eventually knock each other away, Tails into the air and Luigi onto the ground. Luigi walks around as Tails closes in on him and the plumber tries to jump up and hit Tails with his Hammer again, but Tails counters it with his tails again, knocking Luigi back.*

*Tails lands on the ground and tries out another Spin Dash, but this time Luigi launches Tails up with his Super Jump Punch. Tails manages to recover though and begins flying around the place from his high altitude. He then goes back down to the ground, picks up Luigi and begins to fly back up, but Luigi uses his Vanish Flower to confuse Tails, and knocks the fox away with his hammer to break free.*

*The Hammer and Tails' gadgets go blow-for-blow first with the Magic Hand and Hammer colliding, Tails taking out his arm cannon again but Luigi simply hits him, Tails using the Magic Hand from the ground now but doing nothing to his intangible adversary and finally, as Tails charges up his arm cannon once more, Luigi nails him in the face and sends him downwards a bit.*

*As Tails recovers from the blow and starts flying again Luigi uses the Scuttle Jump again to land safely as the invisibility wears off. But soon after Luigi lands,*

*Tails drops multiple bombs surrounding the plumber and leaving him to run around in panic. Luigi then gets the idea to suck up the bombs with his Poltergust 5000, and fires all the bombs at Tails. However, they are launched just barely too low to hit Tails, and it backfires on him as they land before he can run and blow him sky-high.*

*After being launched up, Luigi notices a pipe and dives into it, then shooting out with his Lightning powers fully activated, completely surrounded in lightning. He hits Tails with his Super Jump Punch, followed by a Green Missile and then slams into him multiple times with Luigi Cyclones, before hitting him with his Hammer and transferring all of the electricity into his hands, sending Tails away with an extremely powerful Thunder Hand.*

*In the distance, Tails gets back on his feet and uses his Medi Bot to heal, but Luigi somehow clears all that distance and uses his Poltergust to bring it close to him and the Hammer to destroy it. Luigi then tries to suck Tails in and finish the fight, and almost succeeds until Tails throws his Projectile Ring at a nearby pipe to keep himself steady, and throws out a Flash Bang which Luigi's Poltergust sucks up and escapes into a pipe.*

**Luigi**: Hello?

*The Flash Bang blows up, and while Luigi is dizzy, Tails comes out of the pipe and rigs a bomb onto the Poltergust and tries stalling him with his Shield Bot, but Luigi quickly destroys the bot with his hammer again. Tails jumps away from his broken machinery as Luigi pulls out and breaks a Smash Ball. Tails begins to walk towards Luigi but the plumber unleashes Negative Zone.*

*Tails trips up and is almost hit with Luigi's hammer but he flies up to just barely escape it. He is almost sucked up by the Poltergust and finished, but Luigi is forced to stop when he notices the bomb and tries to throw it away. Unfortunately, while Luigi fails to escape the blast due to the Negative Zone slowing down gravity, Tails does not escape either and is sent hurtling through the air until he slides up to the front of a pipe as the Negative Zone gets destroyed.*

*Luigi quickly runs up to Tails and has him backed up against the pipe. With the two being face-to-face, Tails readies his Energy Cannon to blow up Luigi and end the fight, but isn't fast enough as Luigi uses a fully charged Green Missile to quickly rocket forwards, impaling Tails through the abdomen and damaging the Warp Pipe.*

### K.O.

*Luigi goes to heal himself with a mushroom as blood still pours out of Tails’ impaled body*

### Results

**Boomstick**: I knew Tails was a wuss!

**Wiz**: Tails' has skills and arsenal, while Luigi has more combat experience and has survived being Nintendo's whipping boy,

**Boomstick**: Tails’ training with Sonic makes him faster, and his superior mobility gave him complete control over the battlefield, but that’s the only edge he had. Luigi even has power ups that allow him to fly such as the Tanooki leaf or cape feather.

**Wiz**: Luigi’s durability scales to Wario, who survived the Shake King explosion. By measuring the blast radius and the world map in Wario Land: Shake It!, this blast equals 95.8 sextillion tons of TNT!

**Boomstick**: Hell, Luigi is stronger, too. He scales to Mario, who kicked a 61 million ton castle. Tails doesn’t have that level of power at all!. Even by scaling to Sonic, Mario’s strength and durability still beats him.

**Wiz**: Tails' gadgets weren’t enough as Luigi can always counter them with his poltergust and shoot them right back!

**Boomstick**: Looks like Tails was outfoxed.

**Wiz**: The winner is Luigi

## WARIO VS KING DEDEDE

*The Main Event is about to get underway. The audience consisting of Mario and Kirby enemies focus their attention on the ring, with the image of Dream Land's debatable monarch everywhere on it. The combatants are showing off their all to the heaving crowd.*

*In one corner, Wario in his Wario-Man guise on the turnbuckle.*

**Wario**: I'm a-number one!!

*In the other corner, King Dedede himself, sporting as Masked Dedede.*

*Outside the ring, a Waddle Doo winds up and bangs the gong and right on cue, a steel cage drops down, encasing the entire ring, turning this soon-to-be slugfest into a knock-down, drag-out cage fight.*

*The big penguin waves out to an overly-excited Waddle Dee in the crowd before turning his attention back to his in-ring opponent. He swings around his mechanical "Dedede" hammer in readiness. Wario chomps on a clove of garlic before giving off an atomic belch before showing that he is ready.*

*A Waddle Dee strikes the deafening gong with a fist to begin to the match, before being sent flying from the recoil.*

### FIGHT

*Dedede charges but trips up, allowing the humanoid to jump on him and send him rolling along with the canvas. He shakes off his dizziness, in time to witness Wario-Man strike a pose in midair before landing on his butt. The greedy fat man rushes in a Shoulder Bash attack, only for his penguin adversary to strike him hard with the electrified hammer. But Wario regains his leverage and bounces off the cage, soaring towards his opponent. The enthusiastic Waddle Dee woke up a sleeping and very annoyed Goomba within the audience.*

*Dream Land's despot counters by firing four missiles from his hammer, which the superstar superhuman effortlessly dodges before ramming into his stunned target.*

*Above the resulting smoke cloud, Wario flies up with Dedede in hand to the upper half of the cage. He proceeds to smack him across the bars, then threw in some jabs and finally finishing off with a forceful yet nasty hook. In midair, Dedede regains composure and with his hammer in hand, swings a wave of fire at his attacker.*

*Wario nervously looks at the camera before getting blasted with the fire. He starts screaming as he runs around as Flaming Wario while Dedede laughs at his opponent's misfortune. Wario ends up running into the Dream Land king, sending both combatants crashing on opposite sides of the ring. Dedede's mask breaks while Wario's Wario-Man transformation runs out of time.*

*As both combatants recover and look across the ring, they realize they've run into each other before. Dedede recalls Wario stealing his hot dog and farting in his face while Wario remembers Dedede stealing the front wheel off his chopper to use for the Wheelie Bike. Back in the audience, a Goomba and Waddle Dee's minds are blown (literally) when they see the two fighters unmasked.*

*Wario reveals he stole Dedede's mechanical hammer and devours it. Dedede angrily takes out his classic, wooden mallet and makes two clones of himself that charge forward. Wario equips the King Dragon mask to shoot fire, but the two Dedede clones counter it with spinning ice tornadoes. They pin Wario between their two hammers before the prime Dedede delivers a devastating overhead swing.*

*However, Wario survives the attack and becomes Bouncy Wario, ricocheting off the cage at high speeds that take out the two Dedede clones. Wario throws two Bob-ombs at the monarch, but Dedede uses his inhale ability to suck them deep into his stomach.*

*He manages to suck in Wario as well, but the fat treasure hunter's butt gets stuck on his beak. As most of the audience knows what's coming next, nearly all of them in one section bail except for an oblivious Waddle Dee. The king starts struggling as Wario unleashes the waft, which creates an explosion (in the shape of his nose and mustache) so large that it obliterates the castle and nearly all life around it.*

*Dedede manages to survive the disgusting attack and uses magic to increase his size while Wario follows suit by inflating himself with a pump. The king lands some blows with his hammer and fist that push Wario's face inwards. Wario retaliates by using his signature Shoulder Bash to tank most of the hammer swings. As they push themselves to their limits, they stop to take a breather for a second before Wario tosses the penguin away using his teeth.*

*With the king cornered, Wario starts charging forward and charges his waft, aiming his butt on the target. Dedede starts frantically searching through his pockets and tosses aside a Waddle Dee before coming across a Gordo. He tosses it upwards and then swings it as hard as he can. Wario starts maniacally laughing. The spike ball misses and flies past Wario. The spike ball kills the Waddle Dee that Dedede tossed aside. Dedede looks nervously as Wario gets stuck in his beak again. Wario smirks at a scarred Dedede. Wario unleashes his massive waft and Dedede’s body starts increasing in size.*

*Wario lets off a waft strong enough to destroy the entire planet. In the aftermath, Dedede’s hammer is seen drifting in space, snapped in half, while a smug Wario floats by it.*

### Results

**Boomstick**: I told you those Gordos can be a pain in the ass! Wario sure had the upper hand when it came to versatility, especially with his reactionary power-up and totally unexpected techniques. Like, who would ever predict your opponent would drop an atomic fart in your mouth? Genius.

**Wiz**: Gross. Sadly, Dedede didn’t have plenty of counter options to use.

**Boomstick**: Although unlike Wario, Dedede's flight didn't require any specific powerups to control the air.

**Wiz**: Unfortunately, neither Wario nor Dedede have truly shown their greatest potential speed. Compared to the likes of Mario and Meta Knight, it seems Wario held the advantage. Though, admittedly, it's impossible to know the exact specifics of that advantage. Mario is fast enough to cross Galaxies just like Meta Knight in seconds. So they both have light speed feats.

**Boomstick**: Yeah, but given how tough these guys were, speed wasn't the biggest factor anyway. What we really had to know was how likely they could even hurt each other. I mean, they've been through some pretty nasty stuff. But guess what? Dedede may have survived getting sucked into a black hole, but that doesn’t stack up to Wario surviving an entire dimension collapsing.

**Wiz**: A dimensional collapse, which is a universal level feat, is WAY more powerful than Dedede’s black hole feat. Plus, Bowser, who Wario certainly scales to, also survived black holes. He survived 2 of them. Along with Mario at the end of Mario Galaxy.

**Boomstick**: So, Dedede had a hard time landing any meaningful damage, 'cause the small W was just too tough. But, if Wario’s anywhere as strong as Mario is, and he should be, given that they fight all the time, then he was making hits that were somewhere close to Universe-sized breaking level! Definitely getting the edge over Dedede’s durability.

**Wiz**: Mario was able to damage and defeat Dreamy Bowser, who contained the power of infinite universes. Wario definitely scales to Mario, thus putting him on multiversal levels.

*The camera turns to Wiz and Boomstick as Boomstick holds his invention.*

**Wiz**: Dedede put up a great match and lasted as long as he could, but Wario's versatility, tenacity, strength, durability, and speed, were just enough to take the victory.

**Boomstick**: He really took the peng-win.

*The Windbreaker lets off another fart, giving Wiz an annoyed look.*

**Wiz**: The winner is Wario.

## BOWSER VS GANON

*Inside Bowser's Castle, the King of the Koopas is resting on his throne with his arms folded. However, one of three Shy Guys walk up to Bowser with a piece of the Triforce, and places it down in front of him. Bowser opens his eyes, realizes this, and so he gets off his throne and lets out an evil laugh. Suddenly, the Triforce piece floats to the left, makes a high-pitched sound, then the sound turns low pitched and dark energy starts to grow around it.*

*Bowser notices this, and becomes worried about the situation. Then the Triforce piece starts to shoot dark thunder, and then the demon king Ganondorf arises from the Triforce piece, letting out an evil laugh. Bowser's emotion changes from worried to angry, and so Bowser growls. Ganondorf lets out another evil laugh, and launches an energy ball at four of Bowser's minions. One of the Koopas yells in fear before he hides in his shell while the Goombas start running for their lives and one of the Shy Guys turn around and notice this before they get hit by the attack, and die. Bowser clenches his fists, and lets out a breath of fire while he roars.*

### Fight

*Bowser tosses his throne at Ganondorf, but the Demon King destroys it with a punch and delivers a combo that sends Bowser to the chandeliers. Ganondorf hops on one of them and launches an electric projectile that Bowser deflects by spinning followed by a tossed hammer that takes down Ganondorf's chandelier, sending it down crashing. Bowser celebrates too soon. Ganondorf uses dark magic to menacingly teleport behind him and punch him down.*

*Bowser uses the opportunity to kick the Gerudo outside through the castle gates and onto the ground. Ganondorf regains his footing and fires an orb of electrical energy. Bowser notices his tennis racket lying on the ground and picks it up, using his tennis and shell deflecting skills to counter the dark wizard's projectiles. He delivers a slashing combo after Ganondorf's been hit with his attacks, but Ganondorf teleports himself and the Koopa King to the castle walls, where he tries dropping Bowser in the lava.*

*Ganondorf laughs, but Bowser survived the fall and boards his Koopa Clown Car. He lays down a bomb that rolls toward the villain, but Ganondorf uses the Warlock Punch to hit it back at him. Bowser falls again, but drastically increases his size to become a bigger threat. He unleashes a large punch, but Ganondorf uses the Triforce of Power to transform into Ganon to catch the punch and send the large turtle back. Bowser then breaths fire to try and cook Ganon. Ganon then throws his trident which avoids Bowser's flames to stab the large Koopa in the eye. Ganon teleports in front of Bowser, who rips the trident out of his eye, and the Mario villain takes the opportunity to swallow the pig demon in his stomach. He chews Ganon up so badly, his screams can be heard, followed by his blood leaking from his mouth. He finally swallows. Bowser starts laughing in victory.*

### KO

Bowser is shown puking Ganon’s corpse into the lava. He then roars fire into the sky in victory.

### Results

**Boomstick**: That'll do Koopa. That'll do.

**Wiz**: Bowser had the advantage in brute strength as well as durability. Ganon's deadlier magic and superior intellect couldn’t do much to affect the big Koopa.

**Boomstick**: Ganon had his fair share of brawn as well, but what really counts is his ability to form a strategy and plan of attack.

**Wiz**: Regardless of intelligence, both Bowser and Ganon were nearly invulnerable to typical means of harm. Ganon *couldn’t* only be killed by holy weapons like the Master Sword and Silver Arrows. He can actually be killed by just splitting him in half or destroying his body normally.

**Boomstick**: Bowser could survive anything. Not even burning off his skin would do anything. Even after a strong enough impact, his own magic could reassemble his body.

**Wiz**: With Ganon's unlimited pool of magic power, Bowser is immune to magic and spells thanks to a special bag in Super Mario RPG

**Boomstick**: Bowser had this fight war-locked down.

**Wiz**: The winner is Bowser

## MEGA MAN VS ASTRO BOY

*On a bright day in the city, Astro Boy is seen standing on top of a tall building with a water tower (The camera panned up to him similar to the Mega Man 2 intro). He turns around to see an electric outline as Mega Man teleports in. The Blue Bomber readies himself by turning his hand into his Mega Buster.*

### Fight

*Mega Man shoots his Mega Buster at Astro Boy, who easily guards and deflects most of the weak shots. Astro tries firing multiple laser shots back, but Mega Man uses the Mirror Buster to deflect the shots back and hit Astro. Mega Man then uses the Magnet Missile that starts homing in on Astro Boy, but Astro flies to avoid them and tries firing his finger lasers back.*

*Mega Man gives his opponent more to dodge by firing the Dive Missiles, but Astro's able to make them crash into each other. Mega Man shoots the Hornet Chaser, but Astro simply punches them away. Mega Man tries to escape but Astro knocks him off the building, with Mega Man's explosives that were following Astro taking down the water tower.*

*Astro punches Mega Man into a building and starts dragging him down the windows, but Mega Man uses a charged Mega Buster shot to get his opponent off. He hangs on the building and throws Metal Blades into Astro's body. Astro punches one away, but Mega Man kicks him and uses the Hard Knuckle to punch Astro into the ground and plummets into him.*

*Astro throws Mega Man into a car, he tries to punch him again but Rock dodges the attack. Astro then picks up the car and prepares to throw it, but Mega Man shoots the Atomic Fire at him before he can do it. Mega Man walks up to him and prepares to fire another shot, but is shocked when two machine guns come out of Astro's butt. Astro continues firing as the bullets bounce off of Mega Man. Mega Man tries firing more Metal Blades, but Astro catches all of them.*

*Mega Man tries firing another one only to discover he's ran out. Astro fires the blades back at Mega Man, who manages to dodge most of them except one that gets stuck in his shoulder and has him pinned to a wall. Astro charges at him, and Mega Man retaliates by shooting the Black Hole Bomb, which Astro dodges, but starts sucking him in. Mega Man tries firing a Crash Bomber, but Astro catches it and throws it back at him. Astro puts more into his thrusters to escape the Black Hole Bomb and charges towards Mega Man with a fist, and at the last second, Mega Man uses the Time Stopper to freeze time.*

*During this period, Mega Man removes the Metal Blade off his chest and allows Astro to crash into the building. He summons Rush to form the Super Adaptor armor. Astro turns around and fails to notice the Crash Bomber in the place he just punched, resulting in an explosion that sends him toward Mega Man, who uppercuts him into the air and flies while delivering more blows to his opponent. Astro manages to counter back as the two robots fly higher. Once above the clouds, Astro grabs Mega Man and starts flying down towards Earth so fast it breaks Rush off of Mega Man's body.*

*As Mega Man falls towards the ground, he turns his other arm into a Mega Buster and charges up a powerful blast as Astro Boy charges towards him. A large explosion is seen in the sky. On the ground, Astroy Boy's severed leg is seen near his head. Mega Man slams his foot down on his head, destroying the top part. As he laughs in victory, the camera zooms out to show that Astro Boy's body blew up into several parts.*

### KO

*Afterward, Mega Man finds and retrieves Astro Boy's still-functioning head. After briefly playing hacky-sack with it, he returns it to Rush, but pauses briefly to pet the robot dog with a big smile on his face.*

### Results

**Boomstick**: Forecast calls for a 90% chance of Astroy Boy showers and a 10% chance of sadness.

**Wiz**: While Astro Boys speed kept Mega Man on his toes, that's about the only edge he had.

**Boomstick**: Yeah. Mega Man outclassed him everywhere else.

**Wiz**: Mega Man's greatest display of strength comes from when he held up a 20 story tower worth 60,000 tons, delaying its collapse just long enough to escape.

**Boomstick**: Impressive. But not compared to Astro Boy who could lift a 100,000 ton ocean liner with total ease.

**Wiz**: Mega Man defeated Quick Man, who is faster than Light itself. Astroy Boy running around Earth in 2 seconds wasn’t fast enough.

**Boomstick**: Plus Mega Man scales to SunStar, who was powerful enough to self-destruct and destroy the Wily Star.

**Wiz**: With its size in mind, this would need energy equivalent to over seven trillion megatons of TNT. Ultimately the difference in power, speed, and durability is abundantly clear. And with Astro Boy's limited energy reserves all the Little Boy could do was delay the inevitable.

**Boomstick**: Astro Boy just couldn't keep it together.

**Wiz**: The winner is Mega Man.

## SORA VS PIT

*In the Colosseum, Sora is seen waiting on the battlegrounds as his allies Donald and Goofy cheer him on.*

**Goofy**: Ya-hooey! Go get 'em pal!

**Donald**: (inaudible yelling)

**Goofy**: Hyuck ha ha ha huh, what he said!

**Sora**: So, who's rear am I kicking this time?

*Sora looks up as a portal door from Skyworld opens up. Pit emerges from the door and glides over to the other side of the arena.*

**Pit**: Sorry to keep you waiting!

*Pit spins around the Palutena Bow and prepares his stance as Sora readies his Keyblade.*

### Fight

*Pit begins the fight by firing light arrows with the Palutena Bow at his opponent. Sora dodges all the arrows as he leaps forward and tries slashing Pit, but the angel blocks the blow by separating his bow into blades and pushing the Keyblade wielder back. Pit tries leaping forward to use his blades to attack, but Sora manages to block it and combos Pit back into the corner.*

*Pit leaps in the air and prepares another arrow. Sora responds by charging up his Keyblade with magic.*

**Sora**: Take this! Fire!

*Sora launches a large fire projectile from his blade.*

**Pit**: Whoa!

*Pit quickly activates the Guardian Orbitars to deflect the fire back at Sora.*

**Pit**: Ha! I've seen candles that are scarier than you!

*Sora launches Firaga to cancel out the reflected Fire, covering the arena in smoke. Pit uses the opportunity to swoop down and uppercut Sora with the Upperdash Arm, sending him flying in the air.*

**Pit**: Let's take this to the next level!

*Pit activates the Power of Flight and soars into the air to catch up to his opponent. He kicks Sora high into the clouds into Skyworld. Pit then rams into Sora with his Upperdash Arm and crashes him through multiple pillars before uppercutting him upwards and punching him forward. Sora crash lands on a nearby platform and catches his breath.*

*Pit summons the EZ Cannon and begins firing at his enemy. Sora leaps between the two pillars to avoid the projectiles before running up on one and getting onto a wider road. He slashes a couple of the shots before leaping up in the air and shoots multiple fireballs.*

*Pit veers to the left and right to dodge before launching an explosive projectile that shatters the road that Sora is standing on. Sora leaps into the air as the road crumbles as Pit locks his cannon onto him and fires its deadliest attack. When the flash clears, Pit turns around to find Sora standing on some ruins.*

**Pit**: Woah! You can teleport? Mind blown!

*Pit discards the EZ Cannon and prepares his blades.*

**Sora**: Let's see what you think of this!

*Sora launches Ragnarok which splits into multiple beam projectiles. Pit is only narrowly able to avoid all of the attacks.*

**Pit**: Close shave!

*The two combatants leap at each other and clash blades and push each other back. Pit tries firing some arrows, but Sora leaps on a pillar and combos Pit with his Keyblade and uses the Sonic Blade technique by quickly bouncing on all the pillars before meteor smashing him to the ground. Pit is narrowly able to avoid Sora stabbing him on the ground and uses the opening to uppercut Sora onto a pillar with his Upperdash Arm. He then charges up his bow and fires five arrows at his opponent.*

**Sora**: Stop!

*Sora uses Stopga to freeze time and deflects the arrows at Pit before regaining ground. As Pit dodges the arrows, Sora uses the distraction to activate another spell.*

**Sora**: Force!

*Before Pit can fire another arrow, Sora casts Graviga on him, sending the angel hurdling back toward the ground where Donald and Goofy are watching. Pit manages to halt before slamming into the Earth and puts on the Silver Armor. Sora dives towards his opponent and starts charging his Keyblade.*

**Sora**: Time to end this!

**Pit**: You said it!

*Pit fires the Arrow of Light as Sora unleashes his ultimate beam attack from the Keyblade. Ultimately, Sora loses the beam struggle and the attack pierces through his skull, which causes his corpse to hit the ground. Pit lands on the ground next to his defeated opponent.*

**Goofy**: Sora?! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

**Pit**: Oh, come on! He was lame anyway.

### Results

**Boomstick**: Yeowch! That's one way to fly too close to the Sora, er, sun! Sora didn’t seem to have any advantages against Pit's flight, experience, strength, toughness, and speed.

**Wiz**: Sora's reaction speed was quick enough to dodge natural lightning. A lightning bolt's return stroke, which constitutes the bright flash, moves at around 220 million miles per hour, but Pit is capable of evading the attacks from Pyrrhon, who pushed the Aurum into the other side of the galaxy, and the Great Sacred Treasure. He flew out of the solar system in seconds, while fighting off monsters mid-flight.

**Boomstick**: Hey, remember that building Sora cut through? Slicing it up like Swiss cheese was impressive enough, but this building was completely made of stone from top to bottom, and Sora cut through seven, at once!

**Wiz**: True, but that doesn’t stack up to Pit, who is durable enough to tank numerous attacks from a serious Hades that had consumed a large amount of souls, even while shedding parts to increase its speed

**Boomstick**: So, Sora had never survived anything close to Pit’s strongest attacks. Just by numbers alone, Pit’s strength, speed and durability just outclassed Pit, and the *Palutena Bow and other weapons* by thereselfs had a way more impressive track record than any of Sora’s weapons. You might say it was the *Key* to this fight, and when we *Pit* 'em together, one of them was bound to be a "Sore-a" loser.

**Wiz**: The winner is Pit.

## GOOMBA VS KOOPA

The Koopa emerges from a Warp Pipe and calmly walks through the field. When he meets the Goomba, he stops.

### Fight

*The Koopa and the Goomba both sprout wings, becoming the Paratroopa and the Paragoomba. They take to the air and fly into each other 4 times. After flying in a circle, the Koopa tries to hit the Goomba by doing something similar to the Spin Dash from Sonic the Hedgehog, but misses. As the Goomba smiles, the Koopa ricochets off a wall and hits the Goomba, who falls under a Thwomp, which he manages to avoid. He also avoids 3 more Thwomps, but gets hit again by the Koopa, who is squashed under a fifth Thwomp. The Goomba lands near a cannon, followed by the Koopa. As they both fly up, the cannons fire at them both.*

*As they dodge the cannonballs and Bullet Bills, they trade a few blows. The Koopa tries to hit the Goomba using the trick he tried earlier, but misses and continuously ricochets off the walls again. When he stops, six Bullet Bills fly up, but the Goomba stops them by dropping Micro-Goombas onto them. After dodging two more Bullet Bills, the Goomba and Koopa are high in the air. As they fly into each other some more, the Angry Sun attacks the Goomba and the Koopa. While the Koopa successfully evades the Sun, the Goomba is hit and loses his wings. Luckily, he lands in a Goomba's Shoe.*

*As the Koopa descends, the Goomba hops towards his opponent in the shoe. The Koopa hides under a line of breakable blocks as the Goomba hops on the Blocks above him. The Koopa tries to escape by flying to the right then quickly flying into the pipe, but the Goomba hits the Koopa, knocking him into the Pipe. The Goomba hops after the Koopa but gets attacked by a Piranha Plant emerging from the pipe. The Koopa, who lost his wings from the attack, comes out the other end of the pipe, to meet a group of Red Goombas who live underground. The Goomba appears and hits the Koopa, causing him to hide in his shell.*

*As the Red Goombas dance victoriously, the Goomba spots a pool of Lava near the Koopa. The Red Goombas continue to dance as the Goomba advances towards the Koopa and kicks him, causing him to slide towards the lava. Luckily, the pool of Lava is small enough for the Koopa to slide over it and hit a block, causing him to slide into the Goomba and the Red Goombas. Unfortunately, he also slides into a much larger pool of Lava, reducing him to a skeleton (Dry Bones). But, thanks to him becoming a Dry Bones, he climbs out of the lava and runs and enters a pipe.*

### Results

**Boomstick:** Oh man, I thought this was gonna suck! That was awesome! Who knew those little fuckers could fight like that?

**Wiz:** The Goomba's arsenal proved effective enough, but its own stupidity became its downfall.

**Boomstick:** Then the Koopa wussed out and kept to the safety of his shell, not stopping in time to avoid the Giant Pool of Lava Death.

**Wiz:** Even the Koopa's tough shell can't protect it from fire. But, thanks to his undead Dry Bones form. This victory goes to the Koopa.

**Boomstick:** You might say this battle really heated up in the end.

**Wiz:** The winner is Koopa.

## PIKACHU VS BLANKA

*Pikachu and Blanka face each other in a forest, presumably the Amazon.*

### Fight

*Blanka attacks Pikachu and knocks it backwards. Pikachu then jumps back and attacks him with a Thunderbolt, but no dice.*

**Blanka**: Not good enough!

*Blanka attacks Pikachu with a Beast Roll and knocks the electric mouse out of the air and down to the ground, but Pikachu quickly gets back on its feet and charges at Blanka with a Quick Attack, flying by him numerous times and then hitting him head on.*

*Pikachu follows it up by quickly jumping back into the air, and starts to spin as it hits Blanka in the head with an Iron Tail. It then charges at Blanka, picks him up and starts to roll him backwards to throw him upwards, only for Blanka to quickly get back down and do the same.*

*However, just before Pikachu hits the ground, Blanka uses his Electric Thunder move to attack Pikachu, but Pikachu retaliates with a Thunder attack.*

*Blanka is knocked backwards, while Pikachu lands on its feet, and quickly follows it up with another Thunderbolt, but Blanka simply blocks it again and charges at Pikachu with another Beast Roll. Pikachu charges at him as well, but uses the midair spin dodge technique to go right by him.*

*Blanka stops rolling, wondering where his opponent went as Pikachu charges up and fires an Electro Ball. Blanka looks through his legs behind him, only to get hit by the attack and fall down.*

*Pikachu gives a peace sign as Blanka jumps back up and rockets forward at Pikachu with a Lightning Cannonball, to which Pikachu attacks back with a Volt Tackle.*

*The attacks collide together and electricity is flying everywhere. The camera zooms in to see both Pikachu and Blanka firmly keeping their attacks going. But soon after, Pikachu overpowers Blanka and cuts him in half, killing him. Pikachu lands on the ground and rolls around in the grass.*

**Pikachu**: Pikaaaaa…

### Results

**Boomstick**: That’s total bull! Pikachu was not that powerful in the games!

**Wiz**: Pikachu is definitely powerful and can definitely compete with Blanka's ruthless skill.

**Boomstick**: Pikachu was clearly quicker on his feet, although his attacks had little effect, he has shown to be durable enough to last against Blanka for so long.

**Wiz**: Blanka can resist the electric attacks, and the Iron Tail's a Steel-type move, which, as we all know, is weak against electricity.

**Boomstick**: Pikachu's only option was to outmatch Blanka's physical strength and stamina, which he was just strong enough to do on his own! Everything was going well, until Blanka got a split.

**Wiz**: The winner is Pikachu.

## TERMINATOR VS ROBOCOP

*The scene is in a busy city. Terminator enters the area via time travel in a gun store.*

**Salesman**: Holy shit! Hey, where'd you come from? How'd you do that?

**Terminator**: Give me your guns... and your clothes. Now!

**Salesman**: Whoa, hey buddy, that's not really my thing. Hey... what are you doing? Don't touch that! *\*screams\**

*Suddenly, an explosion occurs, blowing up most of the store and killing the salesman. The Terminator then proceeds to exit the fiery building with all of his guns and wearing his trademark outfit, with his sunglasses being the last piece put on. RoboCop arrives in a police car in order to arrest the Terminator.*

***RoboCop**: Freeze, creep. You're under arrest. Come quietly or there'll be... \*draws his Auto-9\*...trouble.*

*The Terminator then takes out his Hardballer and analyzes RoboCop, classifying him as a cyborg with a high threat level, and noting his titanium and laminated kevlar, as well as two vital weak points: his human brain and "human heart".*

**Terminator**: Negative. Walk away if you want to live.

*RoboCop also analyzes his opponent, classifying him as a cyborg of unknown origin, then noting his weapons, his two hydrogen fuel cells and the danger posed if they're damaged, and the Terminator's cool sunglasses.*

**RoboCop**: You are coming with me. Alive... or dead.

### Fight

*The Terminator fires his hardballer pistol, which has no effect on RoboCop. Robocop then fires multiple shots from his hand cannon, which slightly staggers Terminator. Afterward, the two continuously fire their handguns as they walk towards each other. Terminator throws away his hardballer and pulls out his shotgun, then proceeds to shoots RoboCop multiple times at close range, knocking him back.*

**Terminator**: Out of my way!

*Terminator proceeds to hit RoboCop with the shotgun a few times and while Robocop attempts to counter by shooting with his hand cannon, Terminator grabs his arm and evades the shots, then continues hitting him with his shotgun. RoboCop then twirls his hand cannon and shoots the shotgun out of the Terminator's hand, but Terminator dominates him in hand to hand.*

**RoboCop**: Take that, criminal sc-

*Then RoboCop manages to get two hits in, the last one breaking his opponent's sunglasses. Angered, the Terminator punches him repeatedly, slams him into the ground, breaking the road, pummels him, then throws him through the window of his own police car. Terminator takes out his grenade launcher, throws up a round, catches it, and places it into the chamber as he prepares to send RoboCop off.*

**Terminator**: Hasta la vista... baby.

*The Terminator fires his grenade launcher, completely obliterates the entire car, seemingly winning the whole battle right there.*

*However, RoboCop comes out of the wreckage with his flight pack and Cobra Assault Cannon.*

**RoboCop**: Good news, scum.

*RoboCop aims the Cobra Assault Cannon.*

**RoboCop**: You are no longer under arrest.

*He fires it at the Terminator, who is knocked back. Terminator evades all of the other shots, retrieving his shotgun, and hides. As RoboCop flies around searching for his opponent, the Terminator is climbing a building. RoboCop stays floating in midair, unable to find his adversary.*

**RoboCop**: Hmm... do you plan on hiding forever?

*The Terminator is shown at the top of a rooftop, revving up his minigun.*

**Terminator**: No!

*He then proceeds to fire and lands several solid hits on the surprised RoboCop, who is knocked back. RoboCop manages to evade the remainder of the fire and analyzes the minigun, finding a weakness in its 6 barrel pivot. He fires six shots, each of which hit their marks, jamming the minigun, which Terminator discards. RoboCop charges at him, but Terminator aims his grenade launcher, calculating the arc angle.*

**Terminator**: Time to bring you down to earth!

*He manages to hit the flight pack with the grenade launcher, causing it to malfunction. With his flight pack out of control, RoboCop jumps off onto the rooftop as it flies off towards the ground without him. RoboCop attaches the weapon arm, and Terminator throws aside his grenade launcher for his shotgun and jumps down towards him.*

**RoboCop**: Your move.

*Terminator lands a hit, but RoboCop retaliates with his flamethrower, continuously burning him.*

**RoboCop**: Property damage. Resisting arrest. Assaulting an officer. Murderer, your hot streak ends here.

*RoboCop stops firing the flamethrower and the Terminator, a part of his face burned, is agitated.*

**Terminator**: Fuck you, Dick-wad!

**RoboCop**: You have the right to remain silent...

*RoboCop then kicks the Terminator off of the building and aims at his falling opponent with his weapon arm.*

**RoboCop**: I suggest you exercise it.

*He fires his smart bomb missile, which hits the Terminator, forcing him into an oil tank, which creates a massive explosion. RoboCop jumps down from the building, but the Terminator makes it out, with his human skin and clothes destroyed, but the machine underneath unscathed and still holding his shotgun in his left hand. He then opens a hidden compartment in his chest, and reaches inside it with his right hand, pulling out a plasma rifle. He then fires at RoboCop, two of the shots which hit, stunning his weapon arm and right leg. RoboCop is then forced to limp away into cover behind a car in order to evade the plasma rifle blasts. Once he gets behind the car, he lifts it up with one hand and throws it towards the Terminator, trapping his right arm. The Terminator manages to free itself away from the car then marches towards RoboCop with his shotgun.*

*Terminator fires shot after shot, damaging part of RoboCop's visor display and draining his battery level from 6% to 5%. RoboCop scans for a weakness, finding one in the Terminator's waist hinge. Eventually, RoboCop is forced into a corner as Terminator points his shotgun at his opponent's head. The Terminator fires one last bullet and decapitates RoboCop. RoboCop, now without a head, falls to the ground dead. The Terminator puts his gun away.*

### KO

*The Terminator then walks forward and stomps on the RoboCop’s chest, crushing a hole inside, then continues walking.*

### Results

**Boomstick**: I don't think he'll be back from that one.

**Wiz**: RoboCop may have had the arsenal advantage and being able to think more creatively, but The Terminator trumped everything else.

**Boomstick**: Even tho The Terminator's space rifle would be enough, but RoboCop has tanked plasma shots before.

**Wiz**: In fact, the difference in survivability is very clear cut. RoboCop fell from the top of a skyscraper on to a gas tank which then exploded, and he was fine.

**Boomstick**: The Terminator was in a massive semi-truck explosion and only its flesh was burned away

**Wiz**: RoboCop pushed a building-busting bomb into a warehouse, that's solid brick by the way, which detonated in his face, and he was fine.

**Boomstick**: The Terminator was rammed through a building and into an ambulance. Withstood dozens of hits from the T-X without notable damage

**Wiz**: RoboCop stopped and reversed a 3000 psi hydraulic press with his bare hands.

**Boomstick**: On the other hand, The Terminator is far stronger than a T-600 and ripped one in half effortlessly, held a helicopter in place, and can flip cars.

**Wiz**: And being a robot, The Terminator can operate continuously on a single power cell for 120 years and can function with the lower body blown off.

**Boomstick**: RoboCop almost had a victory, until it blew up in his face.

**Wiz**: The winner is The Terminator

## LEONARDO VS RED RANGER JASON

*In the middle of a city at night, Jason Lee Scott in his civilian attire is seen running on the street in a hurry to get somewhere. Meanwhile, Leonardo is seen outside of a pizzeria ready to chow down a slice of pepperoni pizza. Jason accidentally bumps into the turtle and causes him to drop his pizza slice to the floor.*

*As both come to, Leo notices his snack splattered across the ground and leaps back on his feet.*

**Leonardo**: Dude!

*Just as Jason was about to apologize, he sees what he was talking to and enters a defensive pose.*

**Jason**: Sorry, I'm late for... (gasps) One of Rita's monsters!

*Leonardo appears confused by the remark.*

**Leonardo**: Who?-

### FIGHT

*Jason then punches Leo in the face. But the man-sized turtle shrugs it off, blocking and dodging his attacker's punch and high kick.*

**Leonardo**: Give me a break. **You're** the monster for ruining my pizza!

*Leo lands a punch on Jason's face, stunning him before grappling him in a Judo hold and tossing him across the street into nearby trash cans.*

**Leonardo**: Time to take out the trash!

*Out came his twin swords, ready for battle. No sooner did Jason got to his feet, he took out his Power Morpher and transforms.*

**Jason**: It's morphin' time! Don't count me out yet!

*Leaping down in front to face the ninja turtle was now the mighty Red Power Ranger. Leonardo spins his blades in a tornado-like fashion as Jason leaps over him. Leo tries striking the Red Ranger with his twin swords multiple times, but Jason successfully dodges and counters the blades.*

*Jason leaps back and lands a powerful punch on Leonardo, sending the ninja turtle flying back. Leo slides on his shell before jumping off a nearby lamp post to successfully land a somersault slash on the Power Ranger.*

**Leonardo**: That's turtle power!

*Leonardo twirls his blades as he jumps forward. Feeling cornered, Jason summons the Power Sword.*

**Jason**: Power Sword!

*The Red Ranger clashes his sword with the ninja turtle's ninjaken.*

**Jason**: Don't **blade** me for not being impressed.

**Leonardo**: Really, dude?

*Leo dodges Jason's swords as the two clash their blades while flipping forward. He lands next to a trash can and kicks one near his opponent. The Red Ranger narrowly avoids the trash can before charging up his Power Sword to unleash a devastating charge the touches both of Leonardo's twirling blades as he dashes forward.*

*As Leonardo lands, Jason turns his head around confidently as his helmet shines. The reptile is shocked to see both of his blades shatter into pieces. The aura of a red tyrannosaurus rex's head surrounds Jason as he charges forward.*

**Leonardo**: Bodacious.

*The ninja turtle leader uses his bare hands to hold back the dinosaur's jaw as the Red Ranger stabs him in the right shoulder. Landing near an uncovered sewer, Leo kicks up a nearby manhole and tosses it at his opponent, striking Jason in the head. Jason is sent careening back as Leonardo jumps into the sewer.*

**Jason**: Cheap shot!

*Leonardo begins chanting the Healing Hands mantra as the sewer entrance begins glowing with mystical light.*

**Leonardo**: Rin - pyo - to - sha - kai - jin - retsu - zai - zen!

*After the chant, the light disappears and Jason hears a peculiar sound. He approaches the sewer and looks down.*

**Jason**: Yo! What are you doing down there?

*A portal appears above a nearby lamp post. Leonardo emerges from the portal and lands on the light, now wielding his mystic ōdachi blade.*

**Leonardo**: Sorry, tights! I'm all healed up! Behold the immortal turtle!

**Jason**: That's bogus!

*Jason takes out his Blade Blaster and tries firing at his opponent, but Leo overwhelms him by using his sword to teleport all over the street.*

**Leonardo**: I love being a turtle!

*Leonardo combos Jason into the air and sends him back into the sidewalk before teleporting again. When a portal appears in front of Jason, the Red Ranger fires his Blade Blaster only to end up hitting Leonardo's shell, which deflects the projectile as the turtle leader sends the superhero backward. Leo jumps into one more portal that appears high in the air to unleash a devastating strike.*

**Leonardo**: Cowabunga!

*Jason quickly teleports high into the sky past Leonardo and begins charging up his Power Sword. As he dives down, Leo tries throwing some shurikens one misses completely the second one bounces off Jason's chest and the third one is deflected by the Red Ranger's helmet in Slow-Mo. The two teen leaders clash their swords one final time, with Leonardo ultimately overpowering Jason with one final slash that cuts through the Power Sword and sending him crashing to the ground. Jason bounces off of the concrete only to be immediately sliced in half by Leonardo afterwards.*

*Jason’s body lays, cut in half, bleeding out of control. Leonardo lands, exhausted from the battle.*

**Leonardo**: Phew. That was bonkers.

*The Turtle continues his run forward as Jason’s blood begins to seep into the sewers.*

### Results

*We cut to Wiz and Boomstick.*

**Boomstick**: Looks like Jason "tur-tally" didn't see that comin'.

**Wiz**: Are you gonna keep reusing that one, or should I expect something new?

**Boomstick**: Oh, I'm sorry, do you want me to "shell" out some more puns?

**Wiz**: Fine, fine, Leonardo certainly had more martial arts experience than Jason, and he was likely a bit faster, as we've seen him dodge lightning more reliably.

**Boomstick**: But you know there's more to it. Sure, Leo has some super tough defense on his side, but Jason had the "oomph" to crack that shell.

**Wiz**: First of all, Leonardo's superior training was a moot point, as Jason's morph granted him a broad mastery of martial arts talent automatically.

**Boomstick**: Kinda cheap if you ask me but, eh, that's Power Rangers for ya.

**Wiz**: But let's talk numbers. Giving Leonardo the benefit of the doubt, we scaled his level of toughness to his recurring villain, Baron Draxum.

**Boomstick**: Who's fought Leo a bunch of times. Remember how Draxum survived his lab exploding? That's definitely the best durability feat Leo could possibly match.

**Wiz**: By scaling the lab to the height of the characters, then deducing the size of the explosion itself, its explosive yield must equal about 12 tons of TNT WAY higher than what Jason can survive.

*We cut to Wiz and Boomstick.*

**Wiz**: Jason held some advantages in arsenal making this fight far from one-sided. However, Leonardo’s superior strength, speed, skill, and powers quickly turned the tide.

**Boomstick**: His "range-r" of abilities does what "Leonar-don't".

**Wiz**: The winner is Leonardo, the Ninja Turtle.

## TRUNKS VS SILVER

### Fight

*Within a wide metropolitic city, a glowing aqua streak of speed flies through the sky. It was Mobius' future fighter, Silver the Hedgehog, and no sooner than later he to his surprise finds himself within a barrage of energy blasts from an unknown assailant, which he avoids. To give himself some cover, he lifts up an entire building to keep behind him, but it is swiftly cut into pieces. It is revealed his attacker is Trunks, Chronoa's Time Patrol agent armed with his signature sword, who is demanding he stands down.*

**Trunks**: Stop! You're under arrest for unsanctioned time travel!

*The young Knight of Kronos can only show exasperation with being stopped.*

**Silver**: Seriously?! This is what I do!

*He retalitates by psychokinetically lifting up some rubble and cars to throw at the Half-Saiyan, but Vegeta's son dodges all of them and cuts one last projectile with his blade. He dashes behind Silver and knocks him around with his sword before sending him to the ground below.*

*As the protector of the Xenoverse goes for another slash on his grounded foe, the hedgehog gets out of the way and throws a Warp Ring past Trunks, who in his moment of confusion with the object witnesses it become a portal. Silver capitalizes on his distraction by barging into him through the portal into a devastated city and flying straight up.*

*The agent on patrol recovers and builds up Ki in his hands to aim for his aerial foe...*

**Trunks**: Masenko-Ha!

*... before shooting the energy blast at the esper, who re-directs it back to sender with his psychokinesis. The Saiyan jumps away before his own attack strikes him, which builds up smoke where it lands.*

*As Trunks flies up, he notices rubble from behind him coming to form a massive boulder in front of Silver, who throws it at him, only for it to be halted in its tracks. An electric pillar of light emerges from where Trunks was crashed into, and the time patroller emerges in his Super Saiyan 2 form before pushing back the boulder at the hedgehog with ease.*

*In response, the esper pulls out the Chaos Emeralds to enter his Super State and tanks the projectile without budging. He takes a moment to brag to his opponent.*

**Silver**: Ya see? It's no use!

*The Super Saiyan suddenly appears behind the Super hedgehog, calling him out with a familiar low tone of voice.*

**Trunks**: Rip-off.

*As Silver notices him, the Half-Saiyan kicks the Secret Freedom Fighter upwards and shoots an energy ball at him, which sends Mobius' time traveller all the way to the Moon. Chronoa's agent rises in Earth's atmosphere to see the celestial body glowing in a green aura before exploding, sending rubble flying into space. Knowing what's coming to him, Trunks can only let out disdain.*

**Trunks**: Ah, crapbaskets...

*Super Silver unleashes a barrage of rubble upon the time cop, who in the midst of dodging them pulls out a Xeno card pack.*

**Trunks**: C'mon, gimme a good pull!

*He opens the pack and looks at what he has received with a wide-eyed to disappointed look.*

**Trunks**: *\*sigh\** Good enough.

*Throwing the cards and using his Hero Switch to summon GT Goku and Pan by his side (and a floating Oolong in the distance), Trunks charges at the challenge ahead with them, both of whom destroy a boulder headed for him. Together, they all charge up and fire Ki beams at their golden opponent, with Trunks doing so with one of his signature moves.*

**Trunks**: Galick Gun! **HAAAAAA!**

*Super Silver effortlessly re-directs the energy back at them, which destroys Trunks' Saiyan allies whilst he blocks it with his sword. The esper precisely controls and returns the two beams back into the one targeting the Saiyan, which is enough to shatter his sword and engulf him in his own energy.*

*Not letting down, Trunks charges ahead into the Ki Blast and assumes his Super Saiyan God form, letting him push through. He proceeds to approach and pummel the Knight of Kronos and sends him away with an enormous Ki beam into the depths of space. As the super hedgehog is briefly stunned, Trunks prepares to finish things.*

**Trunks**: Now to shut you down for good!

*He pulls out his Key Sword and activates its awakened form before going to slash Silver, which results in time itself growing distorted and messing with the fabric of space. As the two struggle in this moment, they both use their ultimate techniques.*

**Silver**: **CHRONOS CONTROOOOL!!**

**Trunks**: **Eternal Time Labyrinth!!**

*The results of the rip in time that comes after is that of Silver appearing in a time crack outside of existence, surrounded by crystals leading to separate timelines. He only knows one thing for certain.*

**Silver**: I don't think we're in Mobius anymore.

*To his surprise, he is surrounded by multiple Key Swords and chains of time. Sonic's young future rival can only watch as the swords travel to the voice of his foe from afar.*

**Trunks**: This is it, time-hog! The end of your future!!

*With the Key Swords merging together into a single Sword of Hope in his grasp, Trunks charges ahead with a war cry to stab his time travelling foe. Silver, warping his orange Time Stone in front of him, can only assure the Half-Saiyan of one thing in his attempt.*

**Silver**: I told you. *It's... **no... USE!!***

*The golden hedgehog channels his powers into the Time Stone, and Trunks' weapon suddenly disappears from his hands to his shock. Having been warped behind and travelling to his back at high speeds, Vegeta's son turns and manages to stop his blade from impaling him. Silver tries to immobilize Trunks through psychokinetic power only for Trunks to overpower Silver’s psychokinetic power to teleport behind him to allow the sword to hit its mark through Silver’s chest.*

*The hedgehog can only scream in pain as his Chaos powers are nullified and his own reality distorts. A glitchy explosion occurs from where he stood after. Trunks then warps out of the detonating Crack of Time.*

*The triumphant God Sayien re-appears back at the devastated city the two fought in earlier on top of a building, he turns back to normal as he looks off at the apocalyptic sight.*

## BILL CIPHER VS DISCORD

*As the Death Battle transition card closes over, it distorts into the set scene: the city of Canterlot, where nothing but distorted chaos remains. Weirdmageddon has been unleashed, with several demons terrorizing their new playground.*

*Up in a giant black pyramid lies the perpetrator of this apocalypse: Bill Cipher, who is seen sitting on his throne made of the petrified residents of Canterlot, with Princess Celestia and Luna each respectively transmuted into shiny gold and purple idols on each armrest. He proceeds to turn a poor male pony into a toy, then into stone, and telekinetically places him on the throne.*

**Bill**: BOY, HEHEH... PASTING ALL THIS BOOTLEG MERCHANDISE TOGETHER SURE TOOK A LOTTA GLUE.

*The camera pans up to reveal that the Mane Six have been turned into banners, having failed to stop Bill.*

**Bill**: GOOD THING YOUR *FRIENDS* MAKE THEIR OWN.

*The person Bill is speaking to, Discord, can be seen flying within the banners of the Mane Six. He stops at Fluttershy's banner, looking upset at the condition of his one true best friend. As he exits the banner and back into reality, Discord holds and pats Fluttershy's banner in lament.*

**Discord**: Uh, friends of a friend. Ah... But *there's* an idea!

*His mood then abruptly changes as he teleports to the steps to Bill and starts parodying Twilight's ending monologues by telepathically reading and writing a message on a scroll as he dons a chef's outfit and summons a flaming cream pie.*

**Discord**: *(telepathically)* **Dear Princess Celestia, today Bill Cipher learned an important lesson... about friendship.**

*Bill is utterly disgusted by Discord's words and almost throws up from his eye from the sappy words as he turns green.*

**Bill**: UGH, GAG!

*Discord takes the opportunity to throw his flaming pie right at Bill's eye, destroying it and his left hand in an explosion.*

**Bill**: OW! MY EYE!

*The now frustrated Bill quickly regenerates his lost body parts, including his now-bloodshot eye, and wipes himself off as he summons a giant arm behind him. It then slams onto Discord, who had many more pies ready to throw, making an imprint of him pop out of the hand. Discord is sent flying out of Bill's Fearamid, and Bill himself angrily follows. However, as he is searching for Discord, he notices several Canterlot structures being turned into colossal desserts.*

**Bill**: HUH?

*He looks around to see that Discord is responsible for this, who throws the confectionaries at him. Bill dodges an ice cream cone and cake, but gets hit square in the face by a scoop of mint ice cream, bringing both him and it to the ground. This is followed by a carrot cake, muffins, another ice cream cone, a scoop of strawberry ice cream, whipped cream, and a cherry on top of him with the sound of a bell dinging. Discord is seen enjoying his own more reasonably-sized sweets as he taunts his opponent with a service bell in his hand.*

**Discord**: Enjoy your *just desserts*!

*An explosion from the stack of sweets then occurs, Bill emerging and smacking two drums and a cymbal from a drum set. Reality then briefly distorts as a laughing Bill levitates up to Discord. Things get wacky as Bill begins rapidly rotating the world around himself, causing buildings, ponies, Henchmaniacs, and various objects to fly everywhere while he fires lasers at Discord. Bill soon avoids an anvil from Discord from above before shooting another laser down at him, laughing with enjoyment over the battle.*

**Bill**: HAHAHAHA. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN? COME ON!

*Bill suddenly stops rotating the world, leaving it upside-down. He looks around, unaware that a gigantic Discord is behind him. Bill Cipher is then magically turned into a Dorito before Discord chomps, chews, and swallows. He gives a small food review to the viewer as he wipes his mouth.*

**Discord**: Egh, a tad Euclidean for my tastes.

*His head then suddenly explodes in confetti thanks to a laughing Bill, restored to normal. However, Discord quickly reappears back next to him by coming out of a string in reality, mockingly laughing as he does so, surprising Bill.*

**Discord**: Ohohoho... ha.

*Bill tackles Discord and punches him repeatedly with multiple arms, causing the two to enter a Weirdness Bubble that switches the animation to a claymation-styled dimension where Bill strangles Discord before the latter pushes him off, knocking aside two guns. Bill then shapeshifts into a giant monster with a long tongue, but then the animation distorts yet again to a 1930s cartoon-esque medium with dancing flowers in the background, where Discord grabs a resisting Bill and playfully gives him a noogie on his head.*

*Reality distorts once more for the two combatants to find themselves in a hand-puppet-styled scene, with Bill continuing to punch Discord. Off-screen children's cheers are heard from the camera, which leaves Bill and Discord to stop fighting and greet the viewers before returning to their playful conflict. Bill gains distance and shoots a laser (portrayed as silly string) at Discord, causing the children watching to laugh at his humiliating appearance. After he shakes it off, Discord makes vomiting noises, only for a real hand to emerge from his puppet mouth, much to the screaming children's horror. The hand snaps its fingers, and a purple-white light covers the screen.*

*Finally returning to sprite animation, Bill and Discord emerge from a portal back in Canterlot, though it is noticeably different, lacking any Weirdness Bubbles, being right-side up, and the interdimensional rift now blue instead of red.*

**Bill**: TELL JEAN-LUC HIS SHOW IS WORSE THAN *CODE OF HONOR!*

*Bill kicks Discord away a distance before stretching his arm to the left side of the screen, which suddenly grabs Discord from behind and squeezes him, leaving a squeaky party noise coming from his frilling tongue. After healing, a now serious Discord then talks down on Bill.*

**Discord**: You are not qualified to work with the fourth wall!

*Discord then does Bill's prior action, grabbing and squeezing him in return, his eye nearly bulging out and making a rubber chicken noise. The two then literally butt heads together, but the camera zooms out to show both combatants, now much larger, clashing each others' fists with bruised clones of their foe. They briefly stop to look at each other, before tossing the mini clones away in boredom.*

**Discord**: *(sigh)* This stalemate is getting *dull...* How about a different game?

*He summons a few dice of varying surfaces to reinforce his question.*

**Bill**: SURE. I LOVE CHECKERS!

*Bill raises his hands, and the slight moment of peace is suddenly interrupted by Discord getting crushed from above by, ironically, a giant knight chess piece.*

**Bill**: *GOOO~* FISH!

*He tosses away the chess piece with his telekinesis, revealing a smear on the ground. From it, the carefree Discord emerges as a spirit, making silly ghost noises as he enters Bill's mind.*

**Discord**: *BOOO~!*

*In his mindscape, Discord continues to laugh as Bill is angered over his opponent trying his own trick on him.*

**Bill**: YOU'RE MESSING WITH *MY* MIND?! OH, THIS IS *MY* SHTICK, YOU HACK!

*The mindscape is suddenly divided between four quadrants of blue flames as Discord talks him down.*

**Discord**: We may be evenly matched, Bill, but I've seen your show, my two-dimensional nuisance.

*Discord, still as a spirit, emerges from the fire and claims his prediction on Bill.*

**Discord**: And I know *how you **die***...

**Bill**: *OHH.*

*Bill turns red, shapeshifting into a larger form to try to attack and grab Discord.*

**Bill**: YOU THINK WE'RE **EQUALS. THAT YOU'RE SAFE IN HERE, YOU LOW-EFFORT CLOWN?!**

*As Bill shoots an eye laser at him, Discord avoids it and slashes a chunk off of him with a larger hand, flipping him the bird as he flies away. Bill begins to uncontrollably distort before stopping, his missing chunk restored, and declaring to Discord...*

**Bill**: **I'M AN *ALL-SEEING GOD!!!***

*In the real world, Bill turns three-dimensional and uses his right hand to reach into and break his own eye, now made of stained glass, to enter his mindscape. Discord notices this and tries to flee, only for Bill to punch him into his physical self's hand, which locks Discord into place with a barrier and lock before it pulls him back to the real world. Bill then begins burning Discord's spirit with blue flames, causing the spirit of chaos to lament over his loss... and revel in his true victory.*

**Discord**: Well... Heheheh... heh... It was worth a try... But still! Hehehe, I'm surprised. You don't recognize... *your old home.*

*Reality suddenly shatters around Bill, revealing that the "Canterlot" they were in was just an illusion, leaving Bill to realize he's back in the Nightmare Realm, much to his horror.*

**Bill**: NO. NO!!

**Fluttershy**: Discord?

*Bill turns and looks through the interdimensional rift, and sees that Equestria and its citizens have been fully returned to normal, with Fluttershy expressing sad worry over Discord's lack of presence, the note he wrote at the beginning of the fight left at her hooves.*

**Fluttershy**: *(worried)* *Discord?*

**Bill**: NO. ***NO!** NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-**NOOOOOOO!!!***

*Bill tries to fly towards and enter the rift, but falls short of it collapsing in on itself, leaving him trapped in the Nightmare Realm once more. Satisfied with having protected his friend, a Discord, from the future, appears behind Bill, grows large and traps him in the palm of his hand.*

**Discord**: Oh-ho, Bill. Did I mention I can also time travel and duplicate. Sweet nightmares, my friend!

**Bill**: NO! **NO!!!**

**Discord**: *AHAHAHA**HAAAAA!***

*The victories dragon, glares at his adversary one last time with murderous intent, crushing Bill's body, freeing his spirit, with his hand and leaving his scream to echo throughout the realm, clenching his eye shut in victory after the deed is done. Discord's spirit flies into his future self, which burps.*

**Discord**: Ah! Triangular Demons are outdated for my tastes.