New Kids On The Block/Transcript

Jamie Hesketh: It's working! This video's going to get 69 million views, for sure!

Unknown Voice: Alright, I've come to make an announcement. Liberty will be hosting a competition! One involving the residents of the city.

Jamie Hesketh: Wow. I guess I should join in.

Brian Rucker: How are you playas doing? Remember when we were the top team in the NFL?

Alex Giles: Yeah. Nobody could stop your mobility, dawg.

Dave Satoransky: Exactly. And I was picking off passes left and right.

Chris Randle: So, what do we do now?

Wilson Young: How about a bit of a scrimmage? To see if we've still got it.

Phil Thomas: Sounds great.

Larry Dyson: Look, Expressmen! There's a blimp in the sky!

Dave Satoransky: Huh. It says "Join our new competition." Let's follow it.

Brian Rucker: Try to catch me to it's destination!

Larry Dyson: Challenge accepted.

Kyle Rutledge: Hey, bartender, can I have another beer?

Brandon Graves: You'll have to take that from me. We haven't sparred in a while, actually.

Kyle Rutledge: Bring it on!

Brandon Graves: Huh? What's this on TV?

Kyle Rutledge: Ugh. Stupid commercials.

Brandon Graves: It's a new competition, and I know how much you enjoy competition. You are undefeated in barfights.

Kyle Rutledge: How about you lead me to it, then?

Brandon Graves: Sure thing!

David Croft: And Eric Thompson has won the Liberty Grand Prix! What an outstanding race from him, as he led every lap from pole!

Anthony Davidson: Absolutely amazing work from him.

Jeff The Engineer: Eric, absolutely remarkable job. You kept it cool even after the safety car, and held Hamilton off perfectly.

Eric Thompson: Woohoo! Yes!!! That was the race of my life. Easily.

Jeff The Engineer: Eric, here are some flyers that got sent to you.

Eric Thompson: Huh? "Join our new show?" I guess, if it'll help me get even more famous.

Maxwell "Panzer" Krauss: Man, this bag is a great way to get your anger out.

Clark "The Cannon" Gannon: It really is. Before this, I took my anger out on people, instead. Sometimes, I knocked them out cold with 1 blow.

Maxwell "Panzer" Krauss: Mein gott! What is this?

Clark "The Cannon" Gannon: It's a flyer for a new competition. How about we join in?

Maxwell "Panzer" Krauss: Sure! I love being at the center of the action.

Phoenix Gregory: Huh. Perfect. A competition. I think I have the perfect strategy to win. Dark Phoenix, enter the fray!

Frank Lassiter: Alright.

Omega Anderson: This is going to work absolutely beautifully.

Thomas Blade: Then what are we waiting for? Let's go!

Derrick Nevers: Come on! I'm ready for this game! Let's do this!

Timothy Blackwater: What are you wearing?

Derrick Nevers: You know I look good.

Timothy Blackwater: Man, go change. It's embarrassing.

Derrick Nevers: We've made it just in time.

Unknown Voice: Only 1 spot left!

Commentator: And Morrison nails the penalty to win the game! Gooooooooooooooooooooal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Morrison: Yeah! I got that just perfectly! Wait, what's that in my pocket?

Morrison: "Join our game now. Only 1 spot left?" Well, sure. I'll race my way to the destination.

Unknown Voice: Alright, we have our 20 contestants! Anyway, this is me, Stephen Phelps, signing off!

Stephen Phelps: Alright, contestants. It's been a long day for you, so I've prepared apartments for you guys! Now, go get some rest, because the first challenge is tomorrow!