Hipster

* Male
* Female

### Positive Personality Traits

Kind, hardworking, creative, independent, extroverted, funny, optimistic, enthusiastic, peaceful, happy, forgiving

### Negative Personality Traits

Arrogant, annoying, loudmouth, narcissistic, oversensitive, snobbish, repetitive, fake, bias, judgmental, pushover, pretentious, hypocritical, selfish, liar, traitorous, weak-willed

### Related to

Emos, Scene Kids, Posers, Lumberjacks, Capitalists, Nipsters, Snowflakes, Blue MAGA Cult

### Racial Diversity

White (majority), Asian and Black (both are second), other human races

### Hangouts

Coffee shops, bars, clothing stores, art museums, organic food shops, libraries, Apple stores, photoshops

**Hipster** is an obnoxious trendy person who cares too much about appearing to be 'unique' or 'cool' from every other cliques by denying anything that is too mainstream or too popular.

## Appearance

A hipster wears an ironic and granny t-shirt or a flannel shirt, thick-rimmed glasses, a fedora hat, a beanie hat, khaki pants or skinny jeans, sandals or boots, and a scarf. A hipster has short emo-like hair (doesn’t cover one of his or her eyes anymore and some Hipster men become bald in his 30s). A hipster has an ironic beard, a mustache, piercings below his or her lips, and tattoos on his or her arms.

## Profile

A hipster takes interest in only independent things that most people are not familiar with, and anyone who doesn't agree with a hipster's taste in independent things is shunned by a hipster out of his or her peer group. Ironically, a hipster bought a mainstream item, like an Apple phone or a guitar, and his or her hobbies are now becoming mainstream in the 2010s era. On the contrary, in truth, resembling to when a hipster was a scene kid in his or her teenage years, a hipster's culture gained recognition by society to be apart of mainstream culture, and a hipster copied other cliques' styles for other cliques to deem a hipster as a lowly fraud who ruined other subcultures.

Just like an emo, a hipster is not interested in getting to know a partner's character. A hipster only cares about a partner's body to have sex with to boost his or her low self-esteem. This is why a hipster remains single in a relationship. Not to mention a hipster acts depressed all of the time, and he or she wants to commit suicide from depression. However, a hipster is not completely depressed, and he or she only acts this way for attention or to feel less lonely as an insecure poser.

## Politics

A hipster, similar to a nerd, is a 'progressive' liberal that he or she is willingly to talk about politics out loud, with a huge amount of cockiness, for a very long period of time, and he or she pretends to be left-wing by persuading, entertaining, and distracting people to fight for reforms, especially legal marijuana, debt-free colleges, and elimination of the death penalty, but reforms will get easily washed away by the government or the state/country in a few generations and a hipster will never fight alongside left-wing revolutionists (ex. anarchists, communists, feminists, the working class, non-white minorities) against the government and the state to end the thousands of years of human slavery and imperialism (highest form of capitalism). In other words, a hipster will always side with the state against the people, and he or she is willing to permit fascists to continue on harming or killing people without actually stopping fascists through violence.

## Hobbies

* Observing Indie fashion, Indie music, and art.
* Playing vinyl records.
* Drinking crafted beers and coffee.
* Buying a purse that has a ‘Hello Kitty’ cartoon on it (for hipster girls only).
* Eating vegetables without animal meat.
* Smoking marijuana.
* Riding bikes everyday more than driving cars.
* Impersonating as a nerd to fit in with the subculture to sound smarter than he or she really is.
* Voting for a Social Democratic politician (mostly Bernie Sanders or Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez) to appease the liberal establishment to gain profit from Wall Street for Western imperialists to be allowed in harassing and murdering people outside of the West for money and resources.
* Watching The Humanist Report or Rebel HQ on YouTube.
* Texting constantly on his or her phone about mainly himself or herself and his or her accomplishments.
* Bullying people who don't agree with him or her on the internet.
* Sending multiple pictures of his or her belongings to his or her friends on phone messenger.
* Typing to anyone who criticizes women or non-white minorities Donald Trump-supporting Nazis on the internet.

## Disorders

* Bipolar disorder (type I)
* Histrionic personality disorder
* Borderline personality disorder (impulsive borderline)
* Narcissistic personality disorder (covert narcissism)
* Intermittent explosive disorder
* Communication addiction disorder
* Obsessive complaining disorder

## Quote Examples

"I hated waiting tables. After I quit my shitty job, I run a monogram shop now, so I don't have to be bossed around. I also make a lot of money that places me in the top 10% of being rich. I own several guitars, many pets like turtles and lizards, and all of the games I loved to play. Even if I am a slave to capitalism and I hate capitalism, my life is happy."

"I am sorry I broke up with you sexy babe. It's over. It's not you. You know that right? It's not you. It's your body."

"It's kool that you can still play old games on an emulator. You are right that there are so many benefits to emulation. Emulation is the main reason why I still play video games to this day. Lolz." :)

"I don't have friends anymore. Friends are also so played out."

"No. G-U-D, 'gud.' It's an old Norse word meaning 'God'. Gud!"

"Save the environment! Stop eating meat! Go vegan!"

"Never trust the government. The government pretends to protects us, but its main purpose of existing is to enslave us and punish us unfairly."

"Donald Trimp might be an evil rich asshole, but a broken clock is right twice a day. Lolz."

"It doesn't matter what race we are. We are all humans. We all bleed red."

"I support gay people and black people, but I still find white blonde women so hot to date. Lolz."

"Even though Obama is a neoliberal for putting immigrants in cages and his overpriced Obama care, I applaud his speech for bashing Donald Trimp. Lolz."

"Obamagate. Lolz. Take that Trimp! You are scared of Obama." :)

"Can you leftists stop hating on Joe Biden so much more than Donald Trimp? It makes you look like Trimp-supporting Nazis."

"The leftists drive me nuts, and they pushed me away from their movement. I only posted a comment on YouTube about wanting a progressive politician to be mayor, but a leftist told me that I am a pretentious asshole who wastes too much time insulting or bullying people, rather than engaging in a fist fight with my enemy. Still, I had about 30 likes, and a leftist had a few likes."

"The leftists does nothing but talk to talk, instead of walk the walk."

"What's the point of arguing with a Nazi when he acts like a brick wall all of the time? You know what? Just punch a Nazi in the face like what an Antifa member did to Ricard Spencer."

"It looks like Donald Trimp is going to lose in the 2020 election, since most people hate him and they want Joe Biden to be the next president of America. Lolz."

"I really do fucking hate the cops, but reforms should work to stop racist cops from killing anymore black people."

"I don't want to tell anyone this, but I am lonely and I have depression. I feel like no one loves me, and I want to kill myself. However, my mom is always been there for me. She hugged me when things got hard for me in my life. This is why I couldn't kill myself right away. Please don't tell anyone about my suicidal thoughts!"

"The education system is atrocious in America. Our teachers didn't care about us, and they only cared about is being paid. We were not prepared enough for college."

"I want to major in computer science to become an executive, but I suck at math and I hate math."

"I hate coding. I changed my major from computer science to liberal arts. I am taking sociology, and I love it. Don't worry, I will take Calculus in the future."

"I am dropping out of college to move to North Carolina, so we can meet up for the last time and say our goodbyes to each other."

"You're not being exactly nice... hmm... you should start being cheerful to me without sounding so childish. Night."

"You're all fucking perverted idiots in the anime club!"

"Bernie Sanders is not a sellout liberal, and he is not as bad as Donald Trump. What are you talking about? Bernie Sanders kicks ass!"

"No one is perfect. I might not be close to being perfect, but I am WAY close to being perfect than you Nazi shitbags."

"I'm a lib? HELL NO! I am a true leftist!"

"Yeah. The alt-right and the Trump supporters can call me an SJW cuck or a soy boy. At least I am not a mass-murdering Nazi."

"Get a job, lazy basement-dweller."

"Kids are stupid that they refuse to vote for a progressive politician to bring change to their lives."

"Sorry. I am not familiar with Tankies... Tankies are very similar to the alt-right.. Tankies are basically Stalinists who are fake communists by believing that they are leftists, but the policies they implemented is FAR from being progressive enough to take care of people. Tankies are closest to authoritarian assholes. Tankies are fucked up in the head. Sorry Tankies. If Tankies refuse to fight for communism alongside us, then fuck 'em!"

"I don't drink alcohol. It's too mainstream. I drink crafted beers instead."

"Matthew might be a jerk by obsessing over K-pop too much, adding many random strangers as his fake friends on Facebook to show to the public that he is popular, stealing a girl's Korean collection photo and claiming it as his own, being misogynistic by treating Asian women as sex objects rather than human beings, and bullying some kids for not showing any interests as much as him. On the contrary, me and Matthew both talked and he is funny as hell, so I added him as a friend on Facebook."

"I don't like to watch mainstream anime, including Naruto, One Piece, and Dragon Ball Z. I only like underrated anime."

"The alt-right thinks that the leftists are snowflakes, but the way they can't take losing in a debate against leftists and them can't take being covered in milkshake when leftists through their drinks at them, the alt-right is the actual bro-flake. The alt-right assholes are the real snowflakes that they claim to hate." :)

"Get out of your basement and be nice to people and chicks in society, incels. That way, a chick will come along to find you attractive and she will suck your cuck in return. LOL!" XD

"I will play my kickass guitar to play a remix song of Halo: Reach."

"Go kill yourselves LateNightCuckUpTheAss, TheCrapMan, Faggin, and other fake Halo YouTubers for selling out to 343 faggots and ruining my favorite franchise in gaming! RIP Bungie Halo."

"My audio on YouTube might be crap, but at least you guys can still hear me."

"Don't worry, bro. We know each other for over a year now. Anyways, I love you man. Not trying to sound gay though. I have work to do, since my job is crowded by a lot of customers. Talk to you later."

"Hello Al. I will send you about 30 pictures of me, my pets, plants, games, and other kool shit I have on your phone messenger soon." :)

"I hate to admit this, but I prefer Joe Biden over Donald Trump." At least he will work or listen to the people and that the loudmouth ass Nazis would shut the fuck up."

"Tom. You are a stupid asshole. What the fuck? I am too nice, weak-willed, hypocritical, and by selling out to Democrats or the DNC!? You think I am going to get backstabbed by liberals and Tankies just because I am overly trusting to people!? Fuck you! You are the hypocrite by having your name 'Social Liberal" on YouTube. Oh come on, Tom. Please don't do this to me by leaving my channel! We share a lot of things in common. I want to give you another chance, if you apologize to me now. Ugh... You are such an asshole." >:(

"I'm a hipster!? I'm not a hipster. I'm just a true gamer who doesn't want people to get scammed by microtransactions in gaming."

"Gaming was kickass from 1987-to-2010. Now the gaming world is filled with Nazis brainwashing lonely kids to be like them and the gaming world is now infested with microtransactions, DLC, pre-orders, and other greedy business practices."

"I might be a loudmouth and I was an authoritarian asshole, but at least I am not as bad as the far-right or the Nazi mayonnaise bro-flakes."

"Cloud. Lol. That quiet or autistic incel who doesn't understand social cues that Jesse, Aeris, and Tifa give that they are all into him."

"But that would be the post-ironic use of the word 'cunt'. Both offensive and at the same time, curiously anodyne..."

"Hey Ricky. Please hold my 'Hello Kitty' purse for me and throw away my Pepsi can in the trash."

"EW! I don't like Edgar. Edgar is only my friend."

"Get out of my face!"

"Why don't you leave me alone creep!?"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Smile for the camera! Say CHEESE!!!"

"Samantha is my nerdy bff, and I always love her since childhood."

## Hipster's Respect Percentage

* Geek = 30%/100%
* Nerd = 85%/100%
* Neckbeard = 20%/100%
* Normie = 40%/100%
* Ghetto Kid = 30%/100%
* Greaser = 30%/100%
* Preppy (Soc) = 70%/100%
* Queen Bee = 40%/100%
* Jock = 25%/100%
* Redneck = 25%/100%
* LGBT = 60%/100%
* Hippie = 50%/100%
* Stoner = 65%/100%
* Dropout = 30%/100%
* Punk = 30%/100%
* Goth = 30%/100%
* Emo = 90%/100%
* Scene Kid = 90%/100%
* Bully = 40%/100%
* Incel = 20%/100%
* Loner = 20%/100%

## Stats

* HP (Health Points) = 55/100
* Strength = 50/100
* Skill = 75/100
* Speed = 55/100
* Luck = 75/100
* Defense = 60/100
* Resistance = 35/100
* Constitution = 65/100
* Intelligence = 75/100

Total = 545/900