Robert and Riley Tie the Knot

**Robert and Riley Tie the Knot** is the 26th episode of The Loudest House!

Next episode: Viva Loud Vegas

## Synopsis:

Set in the future, Robert and Riley get married after begging from Ricky and Roger. Meanwhile, Mandee and Jackie plan to sabotage the wedding.

## Character appearances:

* Robert Miller
* Riley Robinson
* Ricky Miller
* Roger Robinson
* Mandee
* Jackie
* Lisa Loud
* Hugh Lawson
* Hugh Lawson Jr
* Alicia Lawson
* David Miller
* Winston Milbourne

## Transcript:

30 years into the future, Robert and Riley were on their way to another date.

Ricky and Roger stopped them.

Ricky: Dads, instead of going on another date, why don't you two get married?

Roger: Yeah! Alicia's parents are married.

Ricky: So are Pentre's!

Roger: And Ryan's...sorta!

Robert: Okay. But suppose we do get married. Where would we? And how would we?

Riley: Yeah. Most of the churches don't accept gay weddings...

Ricky: We could do it in the park!

Roger: Yep. Just us and a few of our closest friends.

Robert: But how would we get it legalized?

Roger: Ashley's dad used to be a minister. He'd be glad to officiate your wedding.

Robert: Okay. We'll do it!

Riley: How does next week work?

Ricky: It works great.

~ ~ ~

The next week, Robert and Riley were in their tuxedos ready for their big wedding.

Robert: I'm a little nervous. Are you a little nervous?

Riley: Yeah. But this will be great.

Robert: I know.

Ricky and Roger came in and admired Robert and Riley's tuxedos.

Ricky: Looking nice!

Roger: Yeah. You'll do great.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, near the wedding, Mandee and Jackie notice it.

Mandee: I don't believe it!

Jackie: What?

Mandee: They're actually getting married!

Jackie: Who?

Mandee pointed to the big rainbow tent.

Mandee: Who do you think?

Jackie: Ohhhhh! That's not good...

Mandee: It isn't! And we'll do something about it!

Jackie: I'm in.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, Robert and Riley's wedding begins.

Lisa, Hugh, Hugh Jr, Alicia, David, Ricky, and Roger are sitting in the front row. Winston's up as the minister.

Winston: We are all here gathered here today to celebrate the love between these two men, Robert Miller and Riley Robinson.

Robert and Riley walked down the aisle.

Winston: Now do you, Riley Robinson accept Robert Miller to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Riley: I do.

Winston: Now do you, Robert Miller accept Riley Robinson to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Robert: I do!

Winston: Now is there anyone who feels that these two should not be wed?

Mandee and Jackie came rushing in.

Mandee: WE OBJECT!

Jackie: YEAH!

David rolled his eyes.

David: Here we go again...

Robert: What is it, Mandee and Jackie?

Riley: Yeah. We're trying to get married.

Mandee: You can't get married!

Jackie: Yeah. Everyone knows a true marriage is between a bride and a groom. Not a groom and a groom!

Mandee: Yeah! It's totally against nature!

Roger got up.

Roger: You know what's against nature?

Mandee: What, little boy?

Roger: YOU! You're against nature!

Jackie: Oh. That's cute. A first grader spoke up to us.

Ricky: He's not wrong. Our dads have told us stories about you and how you ALWAYS picked on them in high school. Well, I say... Enough is enough!

Robert: That's our boys!

Hugh Jr also spoke up.

Hugh Jr: Now I get why my mother pranked you two. Because you're insensitive, lowly SCUM!

Alicia: Yeah! You have no right to tear apart relationships like that.

Mandee: Well, we can at least try.

Mandee and Jackie charged to the platform.

Ricky and Roger both tripped Mandee and Jackie.

Ricky: Just give it up.

Roger: YEAH!

Hugh: I'll take them out.

David: And I'll help.

Hugh and David grabbed Mandee and Jackie and led them out, much to their kicking and screaming.

Mandee: YOU CAN'T DO THIS!

Hugh: Oh, but we already did.

Lisa: My hero!

She flew up to Hugh and gave him a big kiss as he blushed.

Winston: Okay. With that over with... Robert and Riley, you may now kiss.

Robert and Riley kissed.

Everyone cheered.

~ ~ ~

During the afterparty, Robert and Riley were talking about how far they've come as a couple.

Robert: And I remember it took me 3 years to really tell you how I feel about you.

Riley: And if we haven't? We would never have become a couple!

Robert: But I guess Mandee and Jackie still won't ever change.

Riley: I know. They're 46 and they still act like bratty 16 year old girls!

Robert: But at least we're together.

Riley: Yeah!

Robert and Riley kissed.

Ricky and Roger watched with awe.

Ricky: That's our dads!

Roger: Yeah. They're really growing on me.