PBA Hardass

**PBA Hardass** is a character who appears in the Carl episode, The Christmas Captive. He is a member of the Gutts.

## Appearance

PBA Hardass is a koopa with green skin, black eyes, red bandana around his face, red hat, red shell and red shoes.

## History

### The Christmas Captive

Bodak, Lil Jimmy, and Scar would kidnap Roxanne and put her in their hideout. Roxanne says it smells like a dirty toilet and Bodak would ask how she knows what a dirty toilet smells like. Roxanne forgets Bodak's name and Jimmy tells her that his real name is Timmothy. Bodak would tell him to not use his real name in front of her and Bodak tells Rox that she came to the wrong place. Roxanne says that Bodak kidnapped her and a Gutts member says that she makes a point. Bodak pulls out a Bill Blaster and shoots the Gutts member, killing him. Roxanne asks what he wants with her and what she is doing here. Bodak says it is about him and her boyfriend, Gooper Kifano Jordans.

Later a gutts member asks if Roxanne is enjoying her dinner and Roxanne says that she wants to go home. Another Gutts member says he put effort into the meal. Roxanne asks if she had to have her hair dyed red. Lil Jimmy says too bad because she is in the Gutts now. Spaghetti Steve says that she might become Bodak's main chick. Bodak arrives and has the presents. Bodak says that he robbed the guy when he pulled his Bill Blaster on him. Steve says that he probably went home to his mommy. Bodak tells them that they can't open it until Santa comes. Lil Jimmy is dissapointed but agrees. Roxanne asks why she has to be here and Bodak asks how his most valuable prisoner is doing. Roxanne asks Bodak to remind her why he keeps her here. Bodak says that she is getting released when Gooper pays his ransom. Roxanne asks where did the beef come from. Lil Jimmy says that Gooper owes them money for gas, drinks and ps4 online. Roxanne says that he is a highschool student, Steve is surprised that Gooper was in highschool. Roxanne asks them if they can text her parents or friends to tell that she is okay to make sure they are not worried. Bodak asks if she is going to escape. Jimmy asjs why she is so desperate to leave and Steve says that they can go to bed anytime they want. Roxanne wants to know their names, Bodak introduces Lil Jimmy and Spaghetti Steve. They introduce themselves but Roxanne laughs at their names. She laughs at Spaghetti Steve asking if he is seven. Bodak introduces PBA Hardass to her. Roxanne laughs and Bodak warns her to stop laughing or she won't open presents. Roxanne asks for her phone back. Lil Jimmy tells that she is going to text her friends where she is at. Bodak tells her to be quiet so he can listen to Hell's Kitchen. Spaghetti Steve yells for red team.

Spaghetti Steve thanks Bodak for letting them open presents early. Bodak says no problem and gives a present to Lil Jimmy. Lil Jimmy hopes for another bill blaster and Lil Jimmy gets a bag of Malteasers and the head of his father. Lil Jimmy thanks Bodak. Spaghetti Steve asks if Roxanne wants to open her presents. Roxanne asks if Bodak got her a present. Bodak says of course because she is hostage and asks her who he is, Feefa. Roxanne asks who is Feefa. Spaghetti Steve tells her to not worry about and open her present. Roxanne hopes it is not her dad's head. Roxanne gets a Scarf. Spaghetti Steve asks her to put it on and Bodak takes a picture of this to send it to Gooper. "Merry Christmas from the Gutts" Bodak says that Gooper is going to be pissed. Lil Jimmy asks if the cops aren't going to see that since he is technically violating his probation being here. Bodak says that he set the page to private. Roxanne asks them to not to provoke him because they don't want to see him mad. Lil Jimmy tells her that she is being defensive of him even though he treats her like garbage. Jimmy tells her that Gooper forced her to break up with Tucker. Roxanne replies yeah. Bodak says that he ditched her in skyland, even though she didn't want to go. Spaghetti Steve says Gooper cheated on her during Middle School. Roxanne starts crying and Roxanne says that she loves him even though she wishes she doesn't. Bodak orders one of them to get a tissue because she is getting tears all over the scarf.

Bodak says goddamnit because he hates the game he is playing. Bodak orders Spaghetti Steve to find Signal's real name and address and send some gutts members to his house. Spaghetti Steve is on it. Lil Jimmy asks if Roxanne wants to play. Roxanne says that she doesn't play that many videogames. Spaghetti Steve asks if she is scared of guns. Roxanne says she is not grace and don't see the appeal of overweight underwashed neckbeard mashing buttons for three hours. Lil Jimmy breaks the fourth wall saying that she pissed off half our viewer base, Bodak tells her to grab a controller. Roxanne grabs it and haves fun, Bodak says that Roxanne is better than Scar because Scar doesn't know how to change weapons. Roxanne asks who wants to play her next . She asks PBA Hardass because she is going to kick his ass. Lil Jimmy says to tell her she has been playing with CPUs the whole time. Spaghetti Steve says no because she had a hard enough time as it is.

Bodak is playing a game and loses. The Gutt member wins while Bodak pulls his Bill Blaster and shoots him. Bodak says that he is the best player and Spaghetti Steve says that Bodak has done great playing. Lil Jimmy says that the other guy was probably cheating. Bodak gets a notification from Gooper , It says that Gooper has his money and to meet outside. Bodak says that he is finally getting his compensation back. Roxanne asks if she can go. Bodak says if Gooper is telling the truth, maybe. Roxanne says thank god. Spaghetti Steve says that they made oatmeal for her. Bodak says that there is a mistletoe over Roxanne. Bodak says that he isn't ready to give her back. Spaghetti Steve and Lil Jimmy take hold of her. Bodak prepares for a kiss until the kramps shoot a bullet.

It is Unknown if PBA Hardass was arrested or escaped with Bodak