Dima Smirnov

### Relatives

Tsaritsyn Smirnov (Dad), Gribkov Smirnov (Grandfather), Annaui Nikov (Mother), Afonasei Smirnov (Brother)

### Children

Karina Smirnov (2043), Adrik Smirnov (2048)

### Affiliations

Joshinstreetian Government, Zaktopian Government, West Cillwall Government, DeCorpation, YouNuke, Israeli Government, Venezuelan Government, Bangladeshi Government

### Aliases

Supreme Leader Dima, Mr. Smirnov, Supreme Leader

### Weight

425lbs

Dima Lovric Smirnov was born on the 8th of July, 2009, In Zoshinville, Joshinstreet. He was born to a middle class Joshish family. His father was a carpenter that was paid a decent amount, his name was Gribkov Smirnov and his mother Annaui Nikov, who stayed at home to mind him and his brother. His home was small on the outskirts of Zoshinville, he had a decent education and got into politics, history and PE. He was always a bigger kid in school and never got picked on due to being capable of beating anyone up in school. He was suspended at the age of 13 because he fought back and dislocated, and broke 5 ribs off another student who tried to mug him outside of the school. Dima was always a calm figure, he enjoyed reading books alone in his room and listening to classical music such as Mozart and Beethoven. Dima read a lot of theory and books about political leaders all across the world, he was fascinated by this and grew even more into politics. He joined the Joshinstreetian Army at age 18, fearing that this would interfere with his chance to be a politic. He was sent out to peacekeep in Yemen. Dima and his group were raided by Yemeni Jihadists, he ended up saving one of his friends life by diving into him as a grenade dropped right near him, he was injured slightly with a broken rib and a bit of shrapnel cutting into his side, after the Yemeni's were repelled, Joshinstreet soon pulled out of Yemen and Dima was awarded with a Medal of Honor and a Wounded Medal. After going home he spend his days in his house in Zoshinville, reading and looking through the Joshinstreetian history. He ended up joining the Joshinstreetian Authoritarian Party and climbed up the ranks, after a couple of years and the unfortunate death of the original leader he was put into head of the party.

## 2067 Elections

After a lot of tensions between Nosh Narkovic and Dima Smirnov happened. Hans was elected next as a very cowardly leader, which Dima was really annoyed about due to him wanting his party to win, soon after Hans Hassemen fled, the Authoritarian Party had the most seats, therefore Dima Smirnov was elected as the next Supreme Leader of Joshinstreet, his ideology was Authoritarian Capitalist, which was similiar to the Chinese ideology, except without communism. He lives in his palace in Zoshinville. He is serving as the current Supreme Leader of Joshinstreet. Dima is an extremely aggressive man when anyone annoys him. He likes reading books and is a writer in his freetime. He has done books such as "How to deal with Orphans." and his two bestselling books "A man like Nosh Narkovic." which sold 125 million copies worldwide and "Communism, it fails." which sold 25 million copies worldwide, Like Nosh N, Dimas political enemy use to be Nosh Narkovic before he retired. His political enemy is now Shmakov Vladistak, the leader of the Joshinstreet Fascist Whitecoats (JFW).

## General Information

He had a boxing career like Nosh N, and use to crush peoples heads (The media views this info as incorrect) Dima had 28 boxing matches and only drew 1 match. Dima had an easy time whilst competing due to his complex size. He stood at 6'8 and 425lbs, Dima is also a very self concious man when it comes to his weight. He once punched a middle aged Emovillian in the fast because he said that Dima was a fat man. Dima Smirnov and Danso Abuja are great friends from the Zimbaslav Alliance. Dima is the co-owner of DeCorp and views himself the best in the company. Dima is acquainted with Char Ko. He gets mad when people do not go by his professinal name, Mr. Smirnov and reads to calm himself. He was seen once loitering with Danso Abuja at a local Abongile's Food Retailer. He also once punched the Somalian President in the cranium and almost gave him brain damage because he said he thought that Joshinstreet were too aggressive and they were holding in anger against other countries. Danso and Char Ko were both at the conference too, watching their fellow leader beat up a poor old man. He was forced to leave the conference early. Dima Smirnov once was angered by Shmakov at a conference and got out of his seat and began chasing him, he was jumped by 24 bodyguards and was forced to sit back down. Dima is an extremely calm man, spending his some of his free time in his mansion in the Joshinstreetian Mountains. He has many homes around Joshinstreet but his main one being the palace, where Danso Abuja has a quarter their. Dima is also best friends with the newly elected Oleg Olabuda and talks to him, and works out with him often, they also do what him and Danso did, which was go around and do petty things to other politicians such as taking the Somalian Presidents lunch money and snickering about it. He met Natyalia Mikhailov in 2041, his wife that was a second generation Polish woman, they soon married in 2042 and have been since. In February 2070, Dima Smirnov now has a metal hand as his hand was blown up by a Charkaonese Plasma bullet. It is unknown how this happened although unofficial reports (and Dima) say he had chopped off Yin Bi’s hand and was then shot by security with a plasma pistol, however, the theory widely accepted by the public is that it was part of a failed assassination attempt. Dima really likes his new hand as it is much stronger than his old one and can punch through a solid brick wall. His hand was custom made by the Joshinstreetian government for Dima Smirnov himself. He now has a neural ink in his brain that allows him to control his hand.

## Quotes

"I don't like you Nosh, but I don't hate you. Actually wait, I do hate you!"

   "There is 3 types of people in this world. Smart people, dumb people and you."

"If you doubt me talk to my advisor and she'll tell you what happens to people like you."

## Trivia

* Dima was rated number one best Supreme Leader in Joshinstreet by 73% of the population
* Dima, Danso and Oleg once commited arson on the Somalian presidents dream home (Which isn't confirmed.)
* Dima and Danso robbed Alisa from all of her jelwery before.
* Dima once got so mad in a meeting with Char Ko and Danso, he began shouting really loud in Joshish about how the French president smelt like snails, which Danso almost got kicked out of the meeting because he couldn't stop laughing.
* Dima and Oleg have stolen over 40k in goods and money by pretending to take TV Licenses off multiple presidents and leaders worldwide.

## Net Worth

* Dimas net worth is 18.2 Billion.
* 3 percent of his net worth is from his fighting career.
* 70 percent of his net worth is from Supreme Leader.
* 25 percent is from his writing career and his book selling.
* The remaining 2 percent of his income is unknown.