Bald Martin

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**Martin Hudson**, also known as **Bald Martin**, is an Irish football manager and former professional footballer who is currently the manager of MLS club oh dear Memphis and the CEO of oh dear.

Martin began his career late at the age of 34 after Irish club oh dear noticed his talents and he made his debut for the club in the 2020-21 season as a midfielder and alongside Pope Francis, PowerPoint and Josh Mulvany in the middle of the park they formed a strong partnership. As the season continued, Martin's performances worsened and was pushed down to left-back where he would stay for the remainder of the season and made the position his own. In the 2021-22 season, his wife, Jill Hudson, would take Martin's position in the team after he mysteriously disappeared until it was found that Jill had, unbeknownst to her, almost accidentally sacrificed Martin to a hoard of zombies. After this discovery a search was set out to find Martin and after he was found and some training, he was ready to play for oh dear again after Jill was released. Martin took Jill's position at right wing and often deputised as an attacking midfielder until he handed over his position to his brother Darren as injury problems had forced him to retire from football. Following his retirement, at the end of the 2021-22 season Martin joined the oh dear Hall of Fame at the same time as Boris Johnson and WOLFE3Y which put them alongside legendary players like Jesus Christ, Big Man and PowerPoint.

When Martin joined oh dear, he realised a lack of young homegrown players at the club, so he created a new B team for oh dear to produce new talents for the first team and Martin took the role as manager, training the team to be available if they were ever called up. He then handed over his role as manager to former player and captain of the B team, Bradley Stuart as Martin began a new adventure in America with his MLS franchise, oh dear Memphis.

Martin is a member and co-founder of the oh dear Sports Group after his company, the Hudson Group, merged with fellow oh dear teammate Big Man's company Big Man Ltd. as they were the two owners of the club after they agreed to share ownership of the club. This lead Martin to be able to help expand oh dear's reach around the globe and in different sports like street football with oh dear Volta, dodgeball with oh dear Dodgeball, wrestling with oh dear Wrestling, racing with oh dear Racing and MMA with oh dear's UFC team. Clubs like oh dear Memphis also brought more attention to the club from other parts of the world. Following the assassination of oh dear chairman Big Man, Martin was promoted from his role of chief financial officer to the chief executive officer and former player Elon Musk took over his former role.

## Earlier Life

Martin was born in Edinburgh, Scotland but moved to Ireland when he was three after his father found a new job there. As Martin grew up, he became involved with his local GAA team and his local football team, captaining both. He decided to drop football at the age of 20 in order to focus on Gaelic football, but damaged his knee during a game and was forced to take a step back from sport. Martin cycled between different jobs and eventually studied business at university. At the age of 34, new club oh dear spotted Martin playing football with his friends and offered him an opportunity to join the club, which he took even with his older age compared to the rest of the players. He also brought his son Morgan into the oh dear youth setup.

## Club Career

### oh dear

#### 2020-21 season

Martin joined oh dear during the 2020-21 season as their first choice midfielder and played a box-to-box role using his stamina and strength alongside his technical ability to control the game. Martin often drifted forward, getting into scoring opportunities, but also had great vision which enabled him to be able to pass through the lines towards the forwards like Big Man, Jesus Christ and WOLFE3Y. After a spell of poor performances, Martin was pushed down to left-back, taking X AE A 12's position, and his passing and dribbling skill as well as his defensive abilities were put to the test as he offered himself as another winger on the left at times while in possession, using overlapping runs next to Jesus Christ and DaBaby and crossing it into the box.

#### 2021-22 season

At the end of the 2020-21 season, Martin disappeared and was replaced by his wife, Jill, until he was found in a cave in Sheffield, England. It was found that Jill had almost killed him by leaving him in an area that had been infested by zombies after she was chased away and presumed that Martin had been killed. After weeks of training and rehabilitation Martin was ready to play again for oh dear, this time on the right hand side of a front three and occasionally as an attacking midfielder. As the season progressed, Martin picked up another knee injury which lead to his retirement from football and handed over his position to his brother, Darren.

## Managerial Career

### oh dear B

Martin founded the B team for oh dear during his first season at the club and became the de-facto manager until he passed on the mantle to former captain Bradley Stuart.

### oh dear Memphis

After Martin left the oh dear B team, he travelled to the United States and talked with members of the MLS to see if he and oh dear could set up a new team for their league

### 2020-21

* Games Played: 251
* Average Rating: 7.2
* Tackles: 275
* Interceptions: 266
* Man of the Match Awards: 49
* Clean Sheets: 4
* Goals: 126
* Assists: 86
* Pass Attempts: 2461
* Saves: 4
* Save %: 1
* Shots: 406

## Non-Playing Career

After retiring, Bald Martin has taken up the job as the oh dear B team's manager and has also been seen playing 5 a side for oh dear Volta. In November of 2021, Bald Martin founded the oh dear dodgeball team and has signed Jesus Christ to the squad. Also in November, Bald Martin set up oh dear Wrestling, a wrestling league which consists of two divisions for male and female players.

## Personal Life

### The Next Generation

Bald Martin has two children, Morgan and Kiera Hudson. Morgan currently plays for oh dear and went through the clubs youth system and Kiera was born on the 11th of March 2022 after Tom Robinson accidentally impregnated Martin's wife Jill during a celebration.

## Off-The-Pitch Works

### Becoming a Trillionaire

As of October 2021, Bald Martin was the worlds third trillionaire, only after Big Man and Jesus Christ, after a €2 Trillion deal with Nike

### The Hudson Group and oh dear Sports Group

Bald Martin also founded the Hudson Group, which is the second largest shareholder in oh dear at 17% of the club which joined with Big Man Ltd to form the oh dear Sports Group

### oh dear Positions

In November 2021, Bald Martin became the club's chief financial officer after being appointed by Big Man until the 2022-23 season when he was appointed as the CEO of oh dear.