Script - TQTDTME 2

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TQTDTME 2

The following is a script for the lost Adventure Video *"The Quest to Destroy the Mac Empire 2"*, recreated as accurately as possible from memory

## Script

* *(Krobbizoid - Your Uncle is on a Quest)*
* *Int. The Border Fence, Mac Guy3135 produces a Samsung Galaxy Note 7 and tosses it at The Border Fence*
* *An massive explosion punches a charred hole in the fence, Mac Guy3135 travels through the gap and encounters The Troll.*
* *(Krobbizoid: Your Uncle is a Troll)*
* The Troll: Stop! Who would cross The Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three! Ere the other side he see!
* Mac Guy3135: How foolish!
* The Troll: What… Is your name?
* Mac Guy3135: Mac Guy3135!
* The Troll: What… Is your quest?
* Mac Guy3135: To overthrow this empire and reclaim the planet of MAC C for myself, ts rightful owner King Mac Guy3135, and save my fellow Mac Guys from The Forest of Misery!
* The Troll: What… Ts the name of the default Windows Vista text to speech voice in the UK?
* Mac Guy3135: Uhm… Ahh… I don’t know that!
* *(Krobbizoid: Falling)*
* Mac Guy3135: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
* *Mac Guy3135 lands in The Copy Machine. He survives the fall however all his momentum is transferred to a clone Mac Guy which is flung into The Gorge of Eternal Peril, killing it.*
* *(Krobbizoid: Your Uncle is a Troll)*
* Mac Guy3135: Oh wow. I survived. I was sure when The Troll asked that question I would be dead. I wonder why this is?
* *Mac Guy3135 takes a look at the deceased clone Mac Guy.*
* Mac Guy3135: It appears these are some sort of cloning machines. Ah! I think I have worked out a way to get out of here
* *(Krobbizoid: Your Uncle is Coming Soon)*
* *17,179,869,184 clones later…*
* *The Gorge of Eternal Peril of Eternal Peril is slowly filled up with 17,179,869,184 clone Mac Guys, who all escape The Gorge of Eternal Peril of Eternal Peril, leaving Mac Guy3135 in the bottom of The Gorge of Eternal Peril*
* Mac Guy3135: Oh bothersome sod.
* *(Krobbizoid - Your Uncle is on a Quest)*
* *Meanwhile…*
* *(Krobbizoid: Your Uncle is The King)*
* *Int. The Great Hall. King PC Guy is sat upon a new thrown, of Titan XP GPUs.*
* *Ent. Earl of General Matters*
* Earl of GM: Do you like the Titan XP thrown, My liege?
* King PC Guy, I do indeed, however it appears that PowerPoint Bill Gates has not yet returned from his mission. He should be back by now. What an utterly useless fool.
* *Ent. Two Helmeted PC Guys*
* Helmeted PC Guy: Your Majesty! I have spotted something on the horizon while taking a look out. You may want to have a look!
* *(Krobbizoid: Your Uncle is a Doctor)*
* *King PC Guy leaves The Great Hall and climbs up the steps of his tower and looks out across the blue sky towards the distant horizon. He sees a mass of Mac Guys crest the horizon and make quick haste towards The First PC Guy Castle. King PC Guy stares at a Mac Guy.*
* King PC Guy: Send the knights!
* *Every Helmeted PC Guy, including two leaders leave the castle in haste. The Mac Guys move from right to left, and the Helmeted PC Guys move left to right.*
* Earl of GM: I am afraid It is hopeless. There are too many Mac Guys to cope with, what shall we do? We need to protect our lives.
* King PC Guy: Our only hope is to flee to the border where PowerPoint Bill gates, The Copy and Paste Machines and all the knights he clones will be. Where is that sodding fool? We desperately need his help to destroy this massive empire!
* *KIng PC Guy and the Earl of General Matters flee The First PC Guy Castle and run through Mac Guy’s Forest to The Troll, ending the adventure.*
* *(Krobbizoid: Your Uncle is Coming Soon)*
* *A huge mass of PC Guys meet with the Helmeted PC Guys in the Central Grasslands of the empire, pan up to the blue sky*
* *To be continued…*