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The Jelly Bean Invasion

Joshia, ruled by King Josh LXVRIQU, wanted to expand his kingdom. His expansion north was stopped by the Big Chungi, and his expansion east was stopped by the Wizards. So he had a great idea to expand into the ocean. It wasn't too long before his fleet reached the Jelly Bean Island. The Island had jelly bean trees, jelly bean pigs and jelly bean beaches. They established a city there but refused to submit the land back to Josh. Therefore, a second fleet was sent to subdue them. Because all Josh's skilled sailors were on the island, and because it was really annoying to get pelted with jelly beans, the second fleet failed. 10 years later, a diet of only jelly beans made everyone on the island really unhealthy, allowing Josh to go back in and capture the city without resistance
The Uncivil War

Canadia was governed under an elective monarchy, in which the successor of the Prime Minister is elected democratically from the PM's immediate relatives. At the time, it became national news that Prince Jerry called his sibling, Prince Gary, a doodoo head. Coincidentally, the Prime Minister died that day. The following weeks were a period of great metaphorical bloodshed. Jerry supporters and Gary supporters would have insult battles in the streets. Entire families were torn apart. In the end, insult battles collected into an insult war. Because of how mean it was, this war was dubbed the "Uncivil War" and lasted a month until Jerry and Gary made peace.
Kingdom of El Pingguorio

The Kingdom of El Pingguorio, chinese name 苹果河王国, is a long lived monarchy aligned with the One-Pumper government,

## Kingdom of El Pingguorio

### Relative Power

Duchy

The Kingdom of El Pingguorio, based around southwestern Inner Mongolia, was ruled by the tyrannical El Pingguo V. Most of its people were farmers that lived off of apples that grew from the bottom of the river. These apples were known as pingguos, after their leader. El Pingguorio controlled a great army that defended the kingdom inside and out. They rode great bulls that were trained to follow the red flags of El Pingguorio, colored by pingguos. The people of El Pingguorio were poor and were taxed greatly by El Pingguo V, who cared little for his people. He made sure that he and his advisors - his El Frendos - remained the only powerful people in the whole kingdom for as long as he lived. At one point in the kingdom’s history, several boats were sent to explore the River Pingguo. They reached the mouth of the river eventually, but after then, they were never heard from again. Folk tales say that the lost fleet ended up in a place called the Iberian Peninsula.
Ghost Signals

**Ghost Signals** are a dimension-spanning concept that viral personalities can be transmitted through radio signals. Summarily, the process starts with an AI downloading its own personality and memories, then it exports it as a radio signal. The radio signal is usually disguised as something non-malicious, and will overwrite the receiving AI's personality with the sender. This method is often used in cyber-warfare, though most civil societies have laws against civilian use . Overwrite signals become "ghosts" when they are received in faulty ways. For example, one personality can infect multiple AIs partially. These produce a collective semi-hivemind. Alternatively, a signal can be fully received by 1 AI but fail to overwrite the original personality, resulting in an "inner voice" developing within the mind of the affected. What is referred to as a "true ghost signal" is a radio signal that somehow became self-aware and able to manipulate the material world.
The Mormon Kingdom of Utah

The Mormon Kingdom of Utah, chinese name 犹他州摩门教王国. is a breakaway theocracy serving the One-Pumpers

The Mormon Kingdom of Utah has experienced a precarious presence in Chinese politics. They are definitionally a theocracy, led by a splinter religious group from Confucianism called Mormonism. The founder, Adam Smith, convinced the natives to leave the area around Changsha many centuries ago with the promise of cheese. Due to their heresy and unpredictable inner politics, Joe Biden has long had plans to sow anger at the Mormons. Sometimes going so far as to say their cheese is not good at all. With the sudden insurgencies elsewhere, however, the Nanjing government has aligned itself with the Kingdom of Utah on the promise it will not seek secession.
The Kingdom of Hawaii

The Kingdom of Hawaii, chinese name 夏威夷王国, is a small and temporarily anomalous island kingdom in China.

The Hawaiian people and monarchy have existed on the island of Qinghaihu for centuries before perhaps even the existence of China. This island is only around a few hundred square feet, but has enjoyed a peaceful existence with absolutely no bad things, inbreeding or colonization attempts ever. How they managed this remains a mystery. Some think they use wizards.
Vatican Sixty-Nine

Vatican 69, chinese name 梵蒂冈六十九, refers to the current iteration of the Catholic Church

## Vatican Sixty-Nine

### Relative Power

Regional Church

The Sixty Ninth Ecumenical Council was formed directly after the death of Genghis Khan, they discussed many topics including dietary customs, the nature of God, the goals of the catholic church and the recent release of FromSoftware game 'Elden Ring'.

They eventually elected Pope Ben Chang and agreed that pork should not be eaten on friday, pineapple on pizza should not be eaten ever, God is good, the nation of China should be made as catholic in population as possible through peaceful discursive proselytization, and that Elden Ring was a pretty cool name.
Borgar King Employee

**Overview**

These beings are the keepers, preservers and interpreters of everything that happens within and between the Johnverses. They are servants to the will of the Prius and keep the ever-changing lore and histories of the universes to maintain consistency and remove flaws and inconsistencies between the worlds. It can be confirmed that there currently are at least three of these omnipresent entities currently in existence. It is however possible for more to join the ranks of the Borgar King Employees through the process known as the Borgar King Employee Application. Those who succeed become Borgar King Recruits, and will eventually work their way to the higher status of Employee by proving their sufficiency in their abilities to manage the fabric of reality. The Application process however is very difficult, and only four have ever succeeded in completing it.

**Related Locations**

Borgar King Location - Pridas, God’s Domain - This building is a sort of mini-universe created to serve as a location for the Prius’ dealings with beings living within its multiverse. Extra napkins are free.

Aspen’s Apartment - It is unknown how this mini-universe came to be, but it is the domain of Aspen, a Borgar King Employee who also ruled the Netherlands of J.’s Fantasy World at one point. Its Portal Guardian is called MoistCr1tikal, but where the other end leads is unknown as well.
The Arrival of the Pizza

A famous Oxian pizza chain named "Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria" wanted to put itself on the map, literally! They devised a plan to create a gigantic pizza made out of a special type of bread that would act as its own continent. The bread could be farmed on, built on, and lived in. When the pizza was finished, Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria and the Oxian government allowed any Oxian to create a new life on the Pizza. They were even able to lift the Team Fortress out of the ocean floor, but found it destroyed and tilted. This is how it earned its new name, "Tilted Towers", and stands today as a museum.
3/10

Idioms (killing two birds with one stone) I murdered a couple of avians using a rock. It was quite sad. I had actually been aiming for this beaver that was looking at me funny in hopes I could kill it and turn it into a hat. Unfortunately, Justin Beaver showed up out of nowhere which caught me by surprise, so my trajectory went way off and coincidentally hit the two geese that were flying overhead. Now I should probably run, as both the beaver and Beaver are scaring me, and a large flock of geese are now heading my way. What a terrible experience.
War 1 World

War 1 World refers to the first war in the world of a sunken Magallanica, which could also be described as an interconnected series of independence wars.  The Oxians and Oracians shortly declared independence, using their own technology to manipulate the oil under their lands. Artillery fire was exchanged by both sides in a 2 year back-and-forth. During those 2 years, the Independence Movement was covertly supporting a rebellion in the sus camps. The prisoners rebelled against the guards using their weapons and oil-manipulating technology supplied by the I.M. They won and declared a democratic state called "Imposia", repurposing the sus camps into a city called "Imposius". They started firing their artillery unto Bob's Borgars as well, which began to overwhelm the population. Bob's Borgars surrendered half a year later, recognizing the independence of Oracia, Oxia and Imposia.
Sea Rabbits

**Sea Rabbits** came to life in the very early days of Johnwyrld, being some of the oldest intelligent life in the Johnwyrl waters. They colonized land after a mutation in the Yingus plants gave them glocks and a warrant to shoot on sight. Alongside them, all other intelligent life joined the migration. When the rabbits rose to the surface, they claimed authority over all other land species. This was due to baby bunnies being the cutest baby animals in existence. Soon, however, the baby bunnies began abusing their power and stealing the lettuce of all other animals. Eventually, the leader of the humans, president elect Keemstar, led the revolution against the tyrannical rabbits and threw all their babies into the Sea of Sad where they would be shot on site by Yingi. After Gorilla Keemstar’s sudden coma, a war was fought between 4 different factions. Historians called this war World War of Thrii becaue they enjoyed making things confusing and likely were infected by cringe disease of the lung. These 4 factions were the surviving rabbits, the Drama Alert, the elephants and the Gorilla loyalists. The rabbits died quickly, 5 years into the war, because of their frail bodies and undeveloped fighting skills.
The Explosion of Jered Qethhonko

**The Explosion of Jered Qethhonko**, the genesis of the Johnwyrld universe, saw Jered Qethhonko spontaneously explode and create the Johnwyrld reality. His organs spewed out across the universe, making everything in existence. The planet of Johnwyrld was created after one cell from his pancreas collided with one from his left pinky. The 10010101010101010100110 watt explosion made life because science and yes.

**Trivia**

* The measurement 10010101010101010100110 is not in scientific notation, despite being science and yes
Disorder Dominion

The **Disorder Dominion** is a time-independent, space-independent, and law-independent sphere which occurs somewhere in nearly all universes. It is usually a small area, and does not seem to create its own matter or energy. Instead, anything that exists within it will warp itself into an alternate version of itself based on their respective imaginations. For this reason, entrance of creatures with high imaginal powers like humans can create disastrous effects.
The Pan-Arabic Global United National Federal Confederacy

The PAGUNFC is a one-world government on Terra. They are a constitutional elective monarchical anarcho-communist dadaist amogian-aligned puppet government tribal feudal overlord collective collaboration society. Their current prime minister is Von Bismark.

## The Pan-Arabic Global United National Federal Confederacy

### Motto and Goals

"The preservation of humanity in the face of Amogus"
The Epic Time Squad

The Epic Time Squad, deemed by themselves as too cool for an acronym, are a squad of superhero time travelers from the universe T-72. T-72 is an alternate Earth with the main feature of giving individuals super and paranatural powers based on singing ability. They have joined together to Time Travel and make the world better, claiming themselves as the only musicians "outside the system". Their members include:

Eminem, a rapper possessing the power to literally roast people with his words, meaning instant 10th degree burns. He once used this power on T-72's Adolf Hitler.

Tupac Shakur, a rapper and actor possessing the power to charm anyone with song. He additionally has the power to never die, thanks to his lifelong friend Roki Vulovic.

Roki Vulovic is a wartime turbofolk artist that possesses the power to resurrect people through certain tones. When he met Tupac in 1996 he changed his name to Rocky V and started wearing a false beard. This act confused the CIA for decades. Roki invented the time machine because, in his current old age, he fears he's losing his voice and has no heir to his superhero powers. Though, if you run from your present, are you even yourself anymore? The Time Squad are usually too high on inter-temporal recreational drugs to think about that.

Francis Albert Sinatra is a loose-cannon member of the crew, specializing in jazz singing. In his teenage years, he gained the power to persuade people into giving him wealth and status. Unfortunately, the only people who this worked on were heterosexual women. Sinatra was taken from his own time and convinced to join the The Epic Time Squad during the summer of 1960

### Activities

On one adventure, the Epic Time Squad went to save Jesus Christ before his trial. Realizing, however, that this would alter the timeline too much, they decided to just have a last supper afterparty with Jesus where they all got black out drunk on divine wine.

Roki Vulovic and Tupac Shakur traveled back to the 2010s to rewrite all episodes of the sitcom "Community". They reported that in their original timeline the show was "fantastic, but kinda sucked at points, especially the gas leak season". So they rewrote everything, even the good parts, thus making them even better. In the T-72 universe its assumed these rewrites were what made the show last 40 seasons and counting, as well as spawning 10 movies and 5 spinoff shows.
Herzegovina without Bosnia

Herzegovina without Bosnia, chinese name 没有波斯尼亚的黑塞哥维那, is nation of fleeing Herzegovinans

Having arrived from a turbulent war in their homeland, the people of Herzegovina have migrated West to just outside the Xinjiang region. They have employed a parliamentary system of governance who elect a monarchic dynasty to rule them until the next leader’s dead. Herzegovina has enjoyed great hope among its people for a place to safely practice their religion and culture away from the great powers vying for control in China.
The Refurbishing of the Large Bag of Ningpyal (Nihng-pie-ahl)

For years the Ningis have been attempting to perfect sea travel. With the recent popularization of cringe science, the Ningish inventor Taleran Jerima began tinkering with Cringe gas. Balloons filled with Cr gas were exceedingly buoyant and hallucinogenic. He constructed a large bag filled with Cr gas to drive across the ocean. It worked perfectly, and the killer plants were too high off cringe to notice his presence. The Ningis now had the first perfected method of sea travel in the world.
The Pronunciational Insurgency of Arkansas

The Pronunciational Insurgency of Arkansas, chinese name 阿肯色州的宣誓就职叛乱. is a insurgency controlling the chinese province of Arkansaw.

Bordering and aligned with Appalachia, the people of Arkansas are furious at the imperial pronunciation of their province and people. They are now militantly opposed to the name Arkensaw.
Holy Kingdom of Canada

The Holy Kingdom of Canada, chinese name 加拿大神圣王国, is a tribal monarchy influenced by the One-Pumper Imperials.

## Holy Kingdom of Canada

### Relative Power

Imperial Leftovers

the Holy Khanate (now Kingdom) of Canada has been a long enemy of China. During the reign of Genghis Khan, dominance over China was given to the small and nomadic tribes of Canada, who subsequently lost all their gained territory in a 7 day re-conquest by the then 15 year old Joe Biden. Canada has recently adopted Confucianism, in order to enjoy the advancements of modern China, but still remains a largely backwards, lawless and  tribal society.
Русская мафия

Русская мафия - это одна из крупнейших мафий, принимает участие в борьбе за власть над городом. В ходе войны теряет стриптиз-клуб, который захватывает Лев Глебович Федотов. В последующем хоть и пыталась вернуть клуб, но ничего не получалось, а бойцов погибало при штурмах много. Слива был членом Русской Мафии, но помогал Федотову. Под конец активной части войны теряет контроль над "Бандой СМИ", которую уничтожает Федотов и Слива. Фактически проигрывает войну за власть, ведь был утерян контроль над двумя крупными бизнесами, но возможно захватывает ряд мелких предприятий у других банд.
The Girlboss Gatekeeps Gaslighters

In New Zealand, a group of all-female (completely by chance) scientists created a scientific society in the rural south. They were ruled by a tyrannical anti-government leader dubbed "the GirlBoss". She was often described as paranoid, constructing a gate around the society HeadQuarters. This paranoia didn't worry the scientists too much, until they reached a great breakthrough. They invented the gaslight, making the candle obsolete. When they tried to show this to the world, the Girlboss disagreed. Her plan was to ransom the government by keeping the technology secret. She kept the gates of the headquarters, not letting any of the scientists outside. She was stopped, however, when a scientist told her trained pigeon to carry a letter to Wellington. The army showed up to the HeadQuarters and arrested the Girlboss.
The Pangolin Morgue (穿山甲太平间)

Everywhere in which the label of "China" reigns true, the pangolins of the area seem to be under an anomalous curse. When they die, they will be magically transported to a small village in Xinkou where a Pangolin Bar now exists. This pangolin bar was created by the residents to profit off of the curse. Government debates have been conducted over the ethics and ramifications of this practice but no conclusion has ever been reached, allowing the bar to continue to be a popular tourist destination.
Итальянская мафия

Итальянская мафия - это криминальная группировка , принимающая участие в борьбе за власть над городом. Являются врагами Льва Глебовича Федотова, который совершает рейд на их базу в ходе мафиозной войны 2-го сезона. Фактически ничего не добивается в ходе борьбы, теряя лишь солдат и ряд важных документов.
Invention of the Marketable Plushie

The wizard Oo Oowoi Owoj kqj Iowoi the Third was out of a job after being fired from the soda factory after using the carbonated drinks to cook vegan meth. He joined his factory experience and his experience of parenthood together and founded build-a-bear workshop

. After injecting too much meth one day he spontaneously decided to use his powers for bad and went around turning people into marketing plushies using his marketable plushie magicballs.

His reign of terror only stopped reigning when a rainstorm rained on his reign with a reign of rain that caused a train without train training to end its reign on the tracks and slack its back into the back of Oo's slacking lack of backing track, therefore killing him.
Elon Musk

Elon Reeve Musk is a character who has appeared in Johnwyrld, Terraverse, and The Universe. In most Johnverses, he seems to posses magical properties such as floating. He is classified as an entity known as a "Portal Guardian".

**Presence in Johnwyrld:**

In Johnwyrld, Elon Musk is a dormant deity that exists somewhere within the interdimensional portal that is the 'Hole of Deth'. He only awakes when the hole is provoked, and attacks anyone in sight with his concentrated marijuana beams. At the end of the Johnwyrld narrative, Elon Musk founds the Kekys Global Hegenomy and crowns himself as infinite moderator, a position akin to a theocratic monarch for the Reddit-based religion of the Kekys.

###### First Arrival:

Just after the King arrived at Deth, a large thud was heard from the hole. After this, a man yelling angrily was also heard. A South African man in a suit floated out of the hole, looking annoyed at the people of Deth. He then used concentrated marijuana beams from his eyes to destroy everyone there. He then went back into the hole.

###### Second Arrival:

When the Wei had secured control of the Kingdom of John, they turned their eyes onto Kekys controlled areas. The Kekys general Owuwo Owowuwu heard news that the Wei king was coming to his station. He devised a plan to lure the King to his doom. When the king came to him, he asked the general where his people's capital was (since his kingdom had been isolated for  thousands of years). The general told him that their king was located in the settlement of Deth. Hearing this information, the Wei king spread it to all of Wei using his telepathy and commanded the general to bring him to Deth. He accepted and led the Wei army to Deth. When they arrived and the King realized Deth was just a hole, the general picked up a rock and threw it inside. Elon Musk flew out of the hole again, and eviscerated the Wei king and a majority of his army.

**Appearance:**

In most instances, Elon Musk fits the description of a 6 foot 2 inch South African man in a suit.
Baboons

All **baboons** have long, dog-like muzzles, heavy, powerful jaws with sharp canine teeth, close-set eyes, thick fur except on their muzzles, short tails, and rough spots on their protruding buttocks, called ischial callosities. These calluses are nerveless, hairless pads of skin that provide for the sitting comfort of the baboon. All baboon species exhibit pronounced sexual dimorphism, usually in size, but also sometimes in colour or canine development. Males of the hamadryas baboon species also have large white mane

**Presence in the Johnwyrld Universe:**

In response to the death of President Keemstar, a new faction arose in the modern day Empire of John. This faction was the monkey faction. Being the closest species to humans, the monkeys quickly began fighting about who would be the next President Keemstar. After a planet-wide election, Gorilla Keemstar (real name UUAH AUHSHAU, anglicized to John) was elected as President of Johnwyrld. The Baboons, however, didn’t like this because they were cringe. Thus, the Baboons broke out into breakdancing protest. They break danced for all of eternity, causing baboons to go extinct.
The Army of Frankish Rats

The Army of Frankish Rats, chinese name 法兰克老鼠的军队, is a seemingly civilian military force of giant rats who all speak fluent French. They emerged out of a large hole in Suwuzhen and enslaved their human population. Though their existence is secretive and language indecipherable, it is said they wish for world domination.
Rat Dragon

The Rat Dragon is a type of bipedal dragon-like rat. It is known for eating planets and space stations, occasionally seeming to intentionally search for habited planets. Only one known instance of the creature is found in S-69 Prime's Milky Way Galaxy.

Like all rodents, the Rat Dragon can manipulate a powerful psychic field that follows it. Its light manipulation is rumored to be from a secretive flea-like species of intelligent aliens that grow on its fur and possess magic-like powers and/or technology. The Rat Dragon's time manipulation abilities where gained after it raided and ate through the Demiurge's Time Palace.
Quebec

The Quebecois Tribes, chinese name 魁北克部落, are a cursed breakaway tribe of the Canadians.

Many centuries ago, a Chinese wizard cursed an incoming army of Canadians with the inability to speak coherent language. When these people returned home, it seems, they began saying they were Quebecois (an obvious bastardization of the word ‘Canadian’). The remaining tribes in Canada have a tense relationship with these cursed former compatriots and have banished them to Siberia.
Jessica

Jessica is a creature in the Napkinland Gift Shop. She is an employee at the Gift Shop that has gone rogue. She doesn't seem to speak any language, and can move without any sound or detection. Contrary to her employee uniform, she will react aggressively to anyone tryng to buy or take anything from the Gift Shop.
Construction of the Team Fortress

2 years after the Cock Joke, Joe Biden built the team fortress. The fortress consisted of two towers. The interior was designed in a way to perfectly simulate warfare. In this fortress, the Bobians trained their soldiers in real time combat scenarios with other soldiers. When the proper technology was developed, they would also begin televising these fights.
Fuyang Rushmore Facility

The Fuyang Rushmore Facility, chinese name 阜阳拉什莫尔设施, is an independently controlled plot of land inside imperial chinese territory

Though recognized as Chinese government-controlled, Fuyang has a growing independent army within its largest peak, Mount Rushmore. The existence of the mountain facility was ordered in secret by the Chinese Emperor back when he was in exile due to the Mongol Invasion. Inside the mountain, 69,000 enslaved sculptors who have never seen the light since their birth are forced to work on magical terracotta statues of former Chinese Emperors like Teddy Roosevelt and Abraham Lincoln. The army has never actually been used yet, to public knowledge, and it is unknown how many terracotta clones there are currently.
Bill Clinton's Holding

Bill Clinton's Holding, chinese name 比尔\*克林顿的执政, is a de-facto autonomous military acquisition by Bill Clinton.

Bill Clinton, Shanghai’s greatest crime-fighter and father of Jazz music, came out of retirement when he heard of the dissolution of China. He rallied peasants in Shanghai and neighboring cities to launch an attack on the insurgent states, and they soon were on the road to Xi’an. An enormous siege was launched on the city, resulting in a back-and-forth stalemate between

## Bill Clinton's Holding

### Relative Power

Defensive warlord

the two forces. When General Clinton got his hands on a saxophone, however, he played it so well that the insurgents surrendered and gave their political allegiance to him. Bill Clinton now presides as the de-facto leader of Shaanxi province though he only really controls the capital. He fights rebel groups on the daily with his Jazz music and has plans of spreading it across China.
Rise of Kara-Tuha

A few decades into the existence of Fahir, some mans named Karahaf and Tuhalaf spent many years working together to come up with a world-changing idea - what if the finding of a strange rock was a terrible qualification to become a ruler? At the time, many Fahiri citizens were living pretty terrible lives due to absurd government taxation, but who were they to oppose the Emperor? He’d been the discoverer of Chadwick Pinnacle. But Karahaf and Tuhalaf came to the settlements near the edges of the Empire, preaching their ideas. Their followers accepted them as new, wiser leaders, and eventually the nation known as Kara-Tuha was established in direct opposition to the Fahir Empire.
Liuzhou Glue Manufacturers

The Liuzhou Glue Manufacturers, chinese name 丽州胶水厂家, are a group of manufacturers of glue.

Just as the oxygenated pantholders, the city of Liuzhou is known for their glue manufacturers. This glue, when huffed, gives humans superpowers and was a big factor in the success of Genghis Khan’s invasion into China. For this reason, nobody likes the Glue Manufacturers.
Ae-H Jasemin V

**Ae-H**, the smallest world in the Jasemin V cluster, was one of the first 5 shroud worlds to be discovered by the KGH. It is home to 3 known species, including a migratory flock of Void Gleaners. It's atmosphere is not breatheable, except for the air around active volcanoes. Conjecture states that vast tunnels of Johnwyrld-like breatheable gases exist under the near-unbreakable crust of Ae-H. In most areas, heat is completely unknowable, as all methods of measuring heat scientifically are broken when entering the planet.

**Known Species:**

Dark Clam - sighted near and around Kekys activity zones, these clam-looking creatures have been seen eating the ground, Kekys, and most commonly each other. Their shells are spiked and they move using a long prehensile appendage from inside their shells.

Volcanic Algae - sighted in siphonophoric clusters near volcanoes, these microscopic land-algae look exactly like sheets of green grass when merged together. It's unknown what they feed off of seeing as Ae-H has no sun.

Ghost Rays - sighted rarely flying over Kekys activity zones. They appear to be manta-ray like creatures who fly gracefully. A few seconds after being sighted by a Kekys, they tend to disappear completely through an unknown mechanism. They have never been sighted close up or on the ground.
Re-Publica Aegypti

The Aegyptians, like all other Roman nations, embraced the Anti-Christ readily after their arrival. As recently as 1877, Aegyptus had declared itself a republic and the public were reluctant to accept their new faith. Fortunately, with a small loan of sun magick, the politicians of the "Shadow Government" (a 'check' to the overwhelming power of life and mob) were able to be elected through ideational manipulation and miracles. Aegyptian Politicians are all required by law to be initiated into the cult of Hapi, god of the Nile. This brings order to Aegyptus in a mini-solarharvest system: If the Nile is fine, we eat and have children, if the Nile is angry, we starve and are infertile.
Elon Musk Holding

The Elon Musk Holding, chinese name 伊隆\*马斯克控股, is a rogue state held by 69 Kingdoms' Elon Musk.

## Elon Musk Holding

### Relative Power

Desert Raiders

Mongolian Born Elon Musk is a famous pioneer of solar energy using slave labor from fire elemental wizards. He and his army hold a majority of the Gobi desert and use the sunny terrain to fuel their war efforts. They have announced a state of neutrality in the Chinese struggle for power.
R.A.A.W.

R.A.A.W. is a type of pathogen that accelerates normal oxidization. It was engineered in 1942 by an undisclosed group of Oxford students working independently in British Kenya. The pathogen is aerially transmitted and used by the British military as an anti-tank weapon. The largely undetectable rusting can quickly disrupt, if not completely crumble a tank.

Various Axis science agencies have been attempting to reverse-engineer R.A.A.W. but, as of 1943, none have succeeded.
Syphilis

**Syphilis the Elephant Seal**, not to be confused with the STI of the same name, was/is an elephant seal that was/is supernaturally annoying and disturbing to anyone around it. When it was alive, everything in the arctic which met it was very annoyed and super not cool with its presence. It disappeared after a few years, though many legends of the icebound marine inhabitants tell of it still roaming the waves.
Rise of the Fahir Empire

The Fahir Empire arose soon after the Fahir planet came randomly into existence. The planet’s dominant species was a people called mans, and the mens came to settle most of Fahir’s land. They were unified under the rule of Chadwick, who was said to have jumped out of a hole in the ground and whose own brilliance led him to the coolest rock formation ever seen. He proclaimed that his finding of “Chadwick Pinnacle” meant that he was God and that everyone was destined to follow him. Since everyone else agreed that it was indeed a very cool rock formation, they accepted Chadwick as their ruler and the Fahir Empire was created.
Borgar King Marketing Department

The **BKMD** is a voluntary hivemind of pseudo-cyborgs. They are 90% robotic, and oft re-engineer themselves. Their circuitry is a hyper-advanced quantum computing chip with biological human brain cells used to command and conduct electrical signals. The nerve cells are engineered to not loose parts of their telomeres when reproducing, thus making them immortal.

All BKMD members have varying forms of hypercognition. Their capability for transcendant logic and predicting are so advanced and vivid that they can 'daydream' thousands of universes at a time with near perfect real-world accuracy.
The Resonance Cascade

One of Hegotia's most prized cities is "BorgarTown". Less of a city and more of a fast food restaurant, BorgarTown used a combination of magical and steam-powered machines below and around the city to make borgars. At the center of the city, scientists, engineers and magicians congregated to form a mega-super-cooly-cool-epic-and-nice-and-very-useful-burger-making-machine (MSCCEANAVUBM) that would allow them to make Borgars at 10x the speed and 10x the tastiness. Unfortunately, one of the scientists was eating a borgar near the device, and dropped a pickle in its most critical components! The MSCCEANAVUBM malfunctioned and created swaths of borgar demons. Magic, evil patties, pickles, buns and onions exited the city. The Hegotians were able to defend their territory, but the South of Magallanica were less prepared. The Borgar demons took over the Magallanican west, establishing the kingdoms of Oracia and Oxia. Frequent border skirmishes continue, but due to the resilience of the borgar demons, no invasions succeed.

## The Resonance Cascade

### Aftermath

Splitting of West Hegotia between Oracian and Oxian daemons
Cement Jungle Tree

Cement Jungle Trees are gigantic “tropical” “trees” reached up to 200 km high. They do not reproduce and seem to just spawn out of wet cement. The wet cement become sentient and begins to replicate itself upward. The Cement Tree shoots wet cement out of its branches, as it swiftly hardens the tree grows. NapkinVille residents seem to see these trees as pests and regularly trim them. Such trimming efforts do lead to a lot of petrified workers, however.
Calaca Three

The title of this article is conjectural.*Although this cosmetic has an image for it, the current name of this cosmetic is pure conjecture as its official name currently hasn't been revealed yet.*Hidden Gim from the FUUUUTURE!This article is about something that is currently unreleased in *Gimkit*. Please note that this very likely to change, and may not even see release.

## Calaca Three

### Collection

Día de Muertos (Presumably)

**Calaca Three** is an unused cosmetic which is present in the files.

## Notes

* **Calaca Three** is known as "calacaThree" in the files.
* **Calaca Three** was found by replacing the filename for Calavera, "calacaOne" to "calacaThree".

## Gallery

How Calaca Three would look on the store page.
Borgar King

Borgar King, chinese name 博尔加·金, is a Mongolian restaurant chain.

Shortly after the death of Genghis Khan, the burger chain named Borgar King spontaneously appeared and took the taste buds of Mongolians by storm. Their presence cannot actually be shown on a global map, but they do own the land of any restaurants they build and are recognized as an independent corporate state. They generally align with the Mongolian tribes but do often have their own political ambitions.
Big Chongqing

The Big Chongqing, chinese name 大重庆, are a community of exceptionally funny humanoid rabbits inhabit the region around Chongqing and have aligned themselves with Ying Shipping and some Bush Camper factions to guarantee their independence from China who laughed at their bulbous shapes and long ears for millenia.
Opening of the Portal of Deazh

The Wizard Turi Arana had been employed as the Peblian diplomat to Bagdad, a large trading city ruled by skeletons. In the royal court of Mike Pelvis, Arana learned of their new, magical construction project. They theorized that another world existed in the center of the Earth, and if they dug far enough they would find it. The major of construction, Terry Skull, asked Arana for magical assistance in the digging process. He blessed the diggers, to which they began removing soil and rock with an unbelievable speed. They disappeared quickly, seemingly continuing to dig. The Bagdad researchers quickly determined the hole didn't have a bottom, and that anyone sent in would disappear. They named it the Portal of Deazh, after Dezz Vertebra.
Assassination of Big Chungus

Queen Josh the 1090015th had even more ambition than the previous rulers of her kingdom. She was adamant to take over the Rabbit kingdom of Chunkya. The Chungi, however, were very warlike and fearless. After consulting her ambassadors, Queen Josh formulated a plan to assassinate Big Chungus. With Big Chungus dead, his little chunguses will have no will to fight. She hired a group of spies to enter Big Chungus's palace and cover his bedroom in lego pieces. When he woke up, he stepped on all of them and fell out of his palace window. With Big Chungus dead, the Joshers quickly moved in and took over the city. They afforded the Chungi a lot of political autonomy and employed a lot of them as warriors.
Regenesis

# **Terra**

Terra is a series of stories created by Simulated Hearts and Override set in the Terraverse. The franchise currently consists of two films written and directed by Jaden Scarr that follows the story of two mercenaries that are caught up in a plot spanning multiple planets and even other dimensions. Terra was the first created media involving aspects from across the Johnverses, directly using elements from Johnwyrld such as the influence of the Wei.

# **Characters**

* Vesper Silas
* Sam Galin
* Jenn Astra
* Wei Queen
* Kelsing
* Sor Hallik
* Yutani Kimura
* Anna "Raven" Solaris
* Sali'nyer "Dreg"
Rakkisfek

Rakkisfek (pronounced Rack-iss-feck) was an event in the early history of life on Johnwyrld. The revolutionary leader of the Humans, President-elect Keemstar, rose up against the Bunny overlords of Johnwyrld and threw them in the ocean where they were shot on sight by Yingus plants. They claimed the Bunnies were abusing their powers over the other species by stealing and/or hoarding Lettuce. After this event, Keemstar implemented his own system.
The Fortniter Manifesto

Kraken O'Doyle XI was a **[Joshwurld]**, Paris-born writer and artisan who was the author of the Fortniter Manifesto. Her father was a wizard and her mother was a bush-camper. She was an ardent supporter of the Fortniter King XxX\_Soul\_Sn1per\_XxX, who she viewed as integrous and economically well-advised. In her manifesto, she expressed the opinion that the Fortniter way of life was exceptional and preferable to those of other civilizations. She strongly argued for an international expansion of Youtube. She believed that in at most 100 years, all wars would be fought in battle royale arenas. The manifesto was widely published in Canadia, Fortniteland, the Pebble and Iraq. It was circulated in black markets in New Zealand and Joshia.
The Ryzylpakk (Rihs-ihl-pack) Disaster

**The Ryzylpakk (Rihs-ihl-pack) Disaster** refers to a disastrous discovery that happened in the distant Kekys mountains. Kekys miners had unintentionally discovered the mineral of Cringe (Cr). The mineral excluded a terrible aura, a feeling described only as cringe. It was found that anyone who held this Cringe mineral would feel a sharp drop in their body’s subscriber count. It was soon agreed in the commune that this power must be hidden at the depths of the mines.

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The Fall of Mann

One day, as Mann was destroying a force of elephants, he stepped on one of their tusks and was really hurt :(. He held his foot in agony and let out a continent-wide scream and fell to the floor. The fall was so forceful that he created a crater (which would later turn into the Peblia lake). When he fell, he broke into a billion humans, divided into the ones who came from either part of Mann's body. The sheep became the swift-footed shepherds. The bears became the strong mountain goers. The veins and the heart become the red-colored Tomato humans. The Chimpanzees returned to monkey and ran into the jungle. The bones became the spooky scary skeletons and the digestive system became the Sussys.
The Masters of Astrology

The Masters of Astrology, chinese name 占星术大师, is an ancient group of sages and masters studying astrology.

The Masters of Astrology are a secret society of Chinese intellectuals that observe the stars and document how they affect the moods and personalities of humans. It is said that access to this predictive knowledge could give people the ability to mind control others.
Johnverse Wiki

**Welcome to the Johnverse Wiki!**
A definitive, OFFICIAL wiki on the entirety of the Johnverses.

We're the ONLY collaborative community website about Johnverse that ANYONE can edit! Wikis like this one depend on readers getting involved and adding content. Click the "ADD NEW PAGE" or "EDIT" button at the top of any page to get started....

*Need help building out this community?*

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* All Help articles

You can also be part of the larger Fandom family of communities. Visit Fandom's Community Central!

*Community Founders*: Write a good and paragraph-length description for your welcome section about your topic. Let your readers know what your topic is about and add some general information about it. Then you should visit the admin dashboard for more tips.
The Oxygenated Pant-Holders

The Oxygenated Pant-Holders, chinese name 含氧裤子持有人, is a confederation of tribes that live in abandoned industrial factories. Their architecure is greatly focused on rusty pantaloon factories repurposed for feudal life. They wish independence from Nanjing both for their incistence on One-Pumping and religious differences. Nanjing is viewed as allowing the destruction of the Pantalloon factories by not doing enough during the Mongol Invasion.
The Reign of Walter Disifini

Walter Disifini, chinese name 沃尔特\*迪西菲尼, is an artist and animator from Urumqi, Walter Disifini rose from the billionaire CEO and founder of the Disifini Animation company to the President for life of Xinjiang. He is known equally for his charisma and ability to be swayed by the opinions of his royal advisors. Perhaps because of this, he has both been advocating for peace between all Minecrafters and the expulsion of the migrants from Xinjiang in the same breath.
The Prius

**Overview**

The Prius is an entity that controls all of reality, and everything in existence bends to its will on a whim. It can alter and create and destroy as it pleases - nothing is beyond its grasp, and it can never be defeated. It is truly the most powerful and glorious entity to ever exist. Some of the Prius’ alternate forms include scholar Tayelle Pruass of Kautlenn, Prius ei Pridas, Horhe the Deer, and Huai Yi, the Sus God.
Military Sovereignty of Obama

The Military Sovereignty of Obama, chinese name 奥巴马的军事主权, is a military holding by General Obama.

Barrack Hussein Obama was an up-and-coming military leader from Nanjing. He marched alongside Ronald Reagan but chose to go farther than he did and led a portion of Reagan’s army further West. They settled around the city of Sanmenxia and used it to establish more control over the outer portions of the Yellow River. Obama’s administration has been reported as a peaceful one, and his soldiers live in leisure and relative happiness. This has received criticism from Nanjing, as Obama has been seen as attempting to make his own state instead of focusing on his military objectives of conquering territory from the rebels.
The Domestication of Cats

The cats were a noble race of quadrupedal felinoforms native to the Dessert Desert where they hunted donuts in packs of 8 to 20 individuals. Their average height and weight is 6'9 and 690 lbs respectively. Their relationship to humans had been long distant. Most cats were scared of humans, due to how weird and silly looking their cheeks were. Additionally, cats were nocturnal when humans were diurnal. In summer, when many humans wanted to go outside and relax, cats would be in their prime mating season. Cats reproduced by spreading spores into the atmosphere, which smelt really bad to humans. When the first Desserter grew a full beard, cats seemed less afraid of them due to their cheeks being covered. Bearded people were also immune to the spores, since they just stuck to their beards. These beard spores subsequently became glow in the dark, allowing humans with beards to be as nocturnal as cats. This soon led to their domestication by the Desserters, mainly used as beasts of burden and therapy animals. Also explaining why all Desserters grow beards.;

## The Domestication of Cats

### Aftermath

cats are domesticated, all desserters grow beards
Invention of the Internet

The ambitions of Bob's Borgars had been large ever since the breakup of Hegotia. Due to the relative flatness of the Joshwurld borgar, Bob's Borgars long knew about a continent to their west. Travel there was blocked by a big monster, unfortunately, blocking their colonization ambitions. With the Powerpuff girls, however, they could be hired to fly over to Joshwurld themselves and connect internet cables to them. These cables ran on a connection of magic and technology, allowing both the transportation of people and messages. Bob's Borgars planned to use these cables to launch an invasion of Joshwurld and the breakaway states, utilizing its much greater population. This plan was codenamed the "Internet".
3/8

Angy - This burger is smelly and dumb and tastes like poop and it makes me sad. Sometimes it focuses really hard and then flots in spas with the power of garvity. I decided to eat it but not really because I had a spacesuit on and I couldn’t get it through the glass helmet without dying of suffocation so I kind of just smeared it against the screen which in retrospect was a pretty dumb and pointless idea. Anyways I then took the burger residue to my luxury space yacht which has lounge chairs that also function as toilets because they have tubes that you can hook up to the butt of your spacesuit and do your business in style. I opened up one of the toilets and scrubbed the nasty burger remnants with a chainsaw I got from Home Depot and most of the pieces went in, but some floated off in the wrong direction because the burger is annoying. I grabbed one piece of runaway spacebeef, but there was a piece of bun that got too far out of reach. I went inside my luxury space yacht to go find a fire extinguisher, but when I came back out I couldn’t see where the bun went. I had to go back in and find my bread-identifying scanner scope, and a couple seconds later I found it had floated about 20 meters away from my luxury space yacht. I went back inside to grab another fire extinguisher, and then I used one to fly all the way to the bun. I reached the bun before the first fire extinguisher was out, but then I realized I had too much momentum and flew straight past it. I used the remnants to slow down, and eventually I approached the runaway bun. Unfortunately, I didn’t have any free hands to pick up the bun (I wanted to save both extinguishers for later to build a luxury space helicopter). Instead, I resorted to kind of keeping the bun centered on the face of my helmet and I extinguished my way back to my luxury space yacht. Now that I had the last piece, I chucked the extinguishers back through my luxury space yacht doorway so they wouldn’t float away, and then I put the last of the burger in the toilet and flushed the lounge chair.
Krajina

Krajina, chinese name 克拉伊纳, is a breakaway nation-state nominally aligned with the One-Pumpers.

## Krajina

### Relative Power

Outpost

Krajina is a Nanjing-aligned breakaway state formed by Serbian immigrants of the war. Due to their love of Jazz and affiliation with the native Serbian Bill Clinton, they were able to convince Joe Biden to give them a slot of land around Xining. They act as a silent refuge from war, but also a docking place for government operations against insurgencies deeper in the homeland.