Luci M. Starr

*“I felt something inside me, almost like if I had a pinworm except it wasn’t in my anus, it was in my fucking heart.” -Luci*

**Basic Info**

Luci M. Starr is the closest thing to a main character to appear in The Boble. She is a former choir singer and self-proclaimed slut who loves being a Bobist and somehow always ends up in very interesting situations.

Occupation: Romance Girl

Age: about 25

Status: it’s complicated

**Appearance**

Luci is a petite and thin woman with large, deep blue eyes and black hair fluffed into a short bob. She is often shown wearing a gray cardigan, leggings, and a cropped t-shirt with BOB on the front. Her shirt also sometimes reads “SLUT 4 BOB” in some interpretations. She is often drawn with goat and demon imagery, and her signature color is crimson red.

**Personality and Interests**

Luci is fiercely independent and loves a good sex session. She’s not afraid of demons and in fact likes to fuck them. She also sews, often with spiteful intentions. She’s known to jump right into new opportunities and often doesn’t question what she probably should, such as when she got kidnapped by P21. She’s unfazed by things others consider taboo, and talks happily about the demons she’s done and what she likes to do with soda cans.

**Relationships**

After leaving the Angelic Choir, Luci also had to part with her girlfriend at the time, Simia Celeste. Luci is shown to be bitter about this in her book, however the tension eases and Simia joins the cult in the New TestaMINT.

Luci is the leader of the Romance Girls, a group tasked with fighting against glow-in-the-dark things, along with Selena, Wanda, Fran, Martha, and later Katarina Fisker.

Luci has dated quite a few demons in her time, the most notable being the Devil himself, Leviathan, Satan, Belphegor, Asmodeus, Astaroth, Barbatos, and Beelzebub. She also dated Solomon briefly and had an orgy with 72 demons at once.

After breaking up with Beelzebub so they could go their own ways, Luci meets Juliette Richings, a reaper, and they instantly click as a couple. Luci is also close friends with Katarina and most of the other Bobists.

**Storyline**

Luci is a subversion of the demon Lucifer, and her full name, Luci M. Starr, is meant to sound like Lucifer Morningstar. These parallels are shown mostly in the Book of Luci, in which Luci falls off the risers whilst performing at an Angelic Choir concert. Once she falls, most of the rest of the girls do as well, leading them and Luci to be kicked out of the choir by director Christy. This is what separates her from Simia.

This also begins Luci’s lifelong interest in sex with demons. In her book, she mentions how squeezable the Devil’s pecs are and why she began to date Beelzebub. She goes into a Hallmark store with him later, and when he accidentally sets off a singing greeting card, she gets so angry that her wrath manifests in the form of a kitten that she gives graphic birth to. Beelzebub says he is craving queso, so the cat is named Queso. The cat is said to be canonically based on this cat from Instagram. Luci seems unfazed by the birth.

In the Book of Francis, Luci is seen sewing a small plush sheep out of spite because she missed a Kickstarter campaign for a plush and thought she would just make it herself. She does not seem to be emotionally stable. She then goes on to meet Katarina Fisker in a pet supply store, really hitting it off and then leaving the rest of the book to outline Kat’s story. However, Francis 5:39, the last verse of Francis, is an out-of-place erotic scene between Luci and the sexy French guy Francis Unproblematique. Francis has such a big cock that it ends up breaking Luci’s uterus, which means that she cannot have kids. In response to this, Luci says that she doesn’t like kids anyway and now Francis doesn’t have to use a condom.

In the Book of Jeffery, Luci meets Tedison, the “human zombie” who kicks people in the face if they’re unkind to him. She doesn’t get kicked in the face and instead converts him to Bobism!

Luci is pushed aside in the Book of Jobery in favor of Katarina and Jobery, who must infiltrate Red Bird. However, after their ultimate plan is enacted, Luci has a few intimate moments with various demons as she knows them quite well.

In the Book of Juliette, Luci meets Juliette Richings and spends quite a bit of time with her as they discuss their lives. Luci decides to contact the Romance Girls to help them infiltrate the Red Bird gala, and they prepare while choosing outfits. Luci’s is a long crimson dress she says will be perfect for performing her speech in. At the gala, Luci is the one to deliver the speech.

In the Book of Mr. Copyright-Free Bear, Luci and the Romance Girls explore an abandoned pizzeria alongside Rox, Patrick, and Dick, who is later revealed to be DarkGlow. Luci lets Katarina join the Romance Girls. Luci has sex with an undead serial killer (Vincent Richards), but that scene is not written as the Cult Leader “did not want to describe it in detail.” She says that she might have a thing for furries (due to Vincent’s rabbit suit) and that Vincent has killer hair. She then describes 69’ing with a strange ink cultist with great abs in an abandoned studio nonchalantly as Patrick stares at her, all of his conspiracy theories buzzing around in his head. Luci then describes fucking soda cans.

Luci does not have a major appearance in the Book of Juniper despite going on the trip to LA with Katarina and the other Romance Girls. The most notable thing Luci does in this book is painting a pentagram onto one of Lizzie Red’s seashells.

In the Book of AUs, Luci dates a group of girls in the high school AU that end up actually being really sinister. She is also briefly trapped in the World of Juniper game.

In Random Side Stories 13, Luci explains Afterlife Therapy as well as going down to one of the many circles of Hell to have sex with a golden statue demon.

In Random Side Stories 15, Luci is revealed to be a massive fan of internet horror games and videos. She has sex with a giant clock sent by Satan to give her pleasure. The clock’s name is Sentient Sexy Clock With A Cock. In Random Side Stories 16 and 17, Luci fucks a puppet and a giant plushie. No other information is provided. In Random Side Stories 18, a younger version of Luci who is still in the Angelic Choir stares wistfully at a photo of one of the golden statues from RSS 13. She sees an opportunity to open a portal to Hell, however it was long closed so, pissed, Luci decides to summon a demon. The demon, who is bald, has an affinity for Bath and Body Works candles and they bond over that. This demon inspires Luci to go to Hell herself by giving her a piece of gold fabric and a needle and thread.

In the story where Luci fucks Solomon as well as 72 demons simultaneously…the title speaks for itself.

In the Book of Juniper’s Return, Luci has sex with the JuniPossession known as Bacon.

Luci appears again in the Book of Limit, where she is kidnapped by the P21 pillow company for simply wanting a pillow they had discontinued previously. Luci had been trapped in a circle of Hell by Gemma Watcher and transformed into a golden statue herself. When Katarina attempts to revive her, Bella Moon comes in and shatters the statue. Luci is presumed to be dead, however due to being half-demon, she floats out of Hell as an anomalous entity–a ghostlike version of her statue form. Her “entity persona” is 69420.

Luci spends a lot of time in Hell as shown in the Book of Containment, but she also chills at Katarina’s house quite often. She is very excited to be an anomaly. Luci is then captured by the SCP foundation whilst having sex with another anomalous entity, and while in the facility, she fucks a plague doctor who is in the Bacterial Semen Brigade.

To celebrate her return, all of the Bobists go to Hell and have an orgy. Luci appears once more in the New TestaMINT wherein she has sex with Sexy Mario and Ivan Sexyman.

**Notable Quotes**

* “Fuck you, uterus.” -Francis 5:39
* “Matthew Reinhart is, and has always been, a complete liar.” -Juliette 15:123
* “I mean, I’ve also fucked a few soda cans. That fizzing sensation, it’s so arousing! And when they moan–ohh, I love it when they moan.” -Mr. Copyright-Free Bear 16:133
* “Hey everyone! I’m not here for punishment, I’m just making a sexy little stop!” -Random Side Stories 13

Trivia

* Luci is half-demon, as she gets burned by blessed items and cannot cross salt lines. However, she was not originally part demon as she had no ties to Hell before she started her demon sex crusade. Instead she fucked so many demons that some of their traits were passed along to her.
* Luci is bisexual.
* Luci doesn’t actually like vodka, but she likes that it’s Ivan Sexyman’s semen.
* The Cult Leader has mentioned that if the cult gets more popular, they would like to make official Bob and Luci plushies.
* Katarina affectionately refers to Luci as a “horny gremlin.”