Asherpate's cars series 2 episode 19: Jeff Gorvette wins again

This is Jeff Gorvette's 2nd career win.

## Transcript

Jeff Gorvette: That stupid Chick Hicks! He won last week!

Dale Earnhardt: Yeah! He's the worst racer ever!

Jeff Gorvette: I hope I can beat him this race!

Dale Earnhardt: Maybe, I can!

Jeff Gorvette: We'll see!

(qualifying)

Ray Reverham: Ok! You're qualifying in 3rd place!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! I must pass two cars!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: A new tradition begins as the green flag is about to come out to indicate the signal of the beginning of the inaugural Brickyard 400 and it's on!

Jeff Gorvette: Let's do this!

(lap 3)

Kyle Trackson: Ha ha ha! No one stops me from this lead!

Jeff Gorvette: We'll I am!

Kyle Trackson: NO! (blocks Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: Kyle, you're so mean like Chick Hicks!

Ned Carrett: Oh, and Kyle Trackson blocks Jeff Gorvette!

Ken Squier: Can Jeff pass the pole sitter this time!

Jeff Gorvette: I must lead this lap! (passes Kyle Trackson)

Kyle Trackson: (makes contact with Jeff Gorvette) NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spike: KYLE TRACKSON MAKES CONTACT WITH JEFF GORVETTE! AND JEFF TAKES THE LEAD!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette leads lap number 3!

(lap 25)

Ken Squier: It's lap number 25! Jeff Gorvette is still in the lead!

Ned Carrett: Yeah! He's looking for his 2nd career win!

Ken Squier: Gerald Leadfoot now right behind Gorvette! Gerald tries to take the lead from Jeff!

Pinkie: I hope Jeff will lead this lap! Gerald is ceatching up!

Spike: I think Gerald is gonna draft with Gorvette!

Gerald Leadfoot: Time to lead this lap! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ken Squier: Gerald Leadfoot gets a great pass on Gorvette and will lead lap number 25!

(lap 47)

Ken Squier: it's lap number 47! Jonathan Melter is still in the lead! Right behind him is Chuck Armstrong!

Spike: I hope Chuck takes the lead from Melter!

Chuck Armstrong: Time to take the lead! (ceatches up to Jonathan Melter)

Jonathan Melter: OH NO YOU DON'T, LOSER! (blocks Chuck Armstrong)

Chuck Armstrong: Hey! I was trying to take the lead!

Jonathan Melter: No sure! I am much better than you!

Spike: Jonathan Melter is blocking Chuck Armstrong! I don't want Jonathan to lead this lap!

Pinkie: He has wrecked many cars in his career by far!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette is now up to 3rd behind Chuck Armstrong! Hopefully, Jeff could push Chuck into the lead!

Ned Carrett: I think so!

Chuck Armstrong: Jeff, you need to push me to the lead!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! Here it goes! (pushes Chuck Armstrong)

Ned Carrett: Jeff is doing it right now! Chuck and Jeff will go to 1st and 2nd!

Ken Squier: Chuck Armstrong leads lap 47! Lap 48, and Jonathan Melter is droped to 3rd! Jeff Gorvette blocks Jonathan from coming to 2nd place while he drafts on Chuck Armstrong!

Spike: In this lap, I hope Jeff Gorvette will take the lead from Chuck Armstrong! I don't want Jonathan Melter to take the lead again! He's a jerk like Chick Hicks!

Ned Carrett: We mostly want Jeff Gorvette!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! I must pass you to lead this lap! (passes Chuck Armstrong)

Chuck Armstrong: I'll draft on you!

Jonathan Melter: AGH! THE'RE GETTING AWAY FROM ME!

Ken Squeir: Jeff Gorvette gets a good pass on Chuck Armstrong and will lead this lap!

(lap 71)

Ken Squier: Jeff continues this lead with Ron Blaster right behind him!

Ned Carrett: Yeah! I think Ron Blaster is kind of a man racer!

Ron Blaster: Ha ha ha! Time to take the lead from this guy! (drafts on Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: Hey! What are you doing! Get off of my tail!

Ron Blaster: Never! (does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette)

Spike: OH! And looks like Blaster does a bump-n-run on Gorvette!

Ken Squier: Jeff is a little lose, but saves it, and Ron Blaster leads lap 71!

Jeff Gorvette: I must get up to that 91 car! (ceathes up to Ron Blaster)

Ron Blaster; Ha ha ha! The trophy is all mine, baby!

Jeff Gorvette: On your tail, Ron Blaster!

Ron Blaster: Hey! What are you doing! I thought I got rid of you!

Jeff Gorvette: Time for the lead!

Ron Blaster: STOP IT! (blocks Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: Hey! Quit it, stupid 91 car!

Ned Carrett: Jeff trying to take the lead again, but Ron Blaster keeps blocking him!

Ken Squier: Ron Blaster will lead his 2nd lap of the race! Lap 73 and Ron Blaster, still holding the lead from Jeff Gorvette!

Ned Carrett: If Ron Blaster wins this race, I will be sad that he's a mean racer like Chick Hicks!

Pinkie: Yeah! If Ron Blaster kills Jeff Gorvette, I'm gonna vomit!

Spike: I don't want all of this! I want Jeff to win the race!

Jeff Gorvette: THAT'S ENOUGH! (passes Ron Blaster)

(Ron Blaster makes contact with Jeff Gorvette)

Ron Blaster: HEY! YOU'RE STEELING THE LEAD FROM ME! YOU IDIOT!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette gets Ron Blaster lose and leads lap 73!

(lap 81)

Spike: C'mon Jeff! You can win the brand new race!

Ken Squier: Gerald Leadfoot is now behind the 24 car! He's trying to take the lead again!

Gerald Leadfoot: The lead is now mine again! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ken Squier: And Gerald passes him! He leads lap 81!

(lap 106)

Jeff Gorvette: I have to take the lead from you, Chicken!

Chick Hicks: NOPE! (blocks Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: Stop it! You're the worst racer!

Chick Hicks: No! You're the worst racer!

Jeff Gorvette: YOU'RE WRONG! (passes Chick Hicks)

Spike: YES! JEFF GORVETTE PASSES CHICK HICKS!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette leads lap 106!

(lap 132)

Rusty Wallace: Ha ha ha! It's you with you're ugly rainbow!

Jeff Gorvette: Rusty Wallace, you're mean! Stop messing with my lead!

Rusty Wallace: We'll, they will watch me win! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: WRONG, MR I HATE YOU! (makes contact with Rusty Wallace)

Spike: OH NO! RUSTY WALLACE TAKES THE LEAD! AND GORVETTE GETS LOSE! HE SAVES IT AND RUSTY LEADS THIS LAP!

Ken Squier: I don't like Rusty! He's a very mean racer!

(lap 136)

Ken Squier: Wallace in the lead! Jeff Gorvette tries to take the lead back!

Rusty Wallace: Ha! So long, sucker!

Jeff gorvette: NOT THIS TIME! (does a bump-n-run on Rusty Wallace)

Rusty Wallace: (gets lose) NOOOOO!!!!!!

Spike: OH YEAH! RUSTY WALLACE GOT BUMPED BY JEFF GORVETTE! AND ISDROPPING BACK!

Ned Carrett: I'm so happy that Rusty won't take the lead again!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette leads lap 136!

(lap 140)

Ken Squier: It's lap 140, and Jeff Gorvette keeps the lead! He thinks he can win this race!

Ned Carrett: Lol! That would be his 2nd career win!

Spike: I agree, Ned! Maybe he will win the Piston Cup this season!

Ken Squier: Ernie Swervan is now right behind Gorvette!

Pinkie: I'm happy that no mean racer is gonna take the lead from Gorvette!

Ernie Swervan: I must draft on the 24 car! (drafts on Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Ernie Swervan now drafts along with Jeff Gorvette! He's about to take the lead away!

Ernie Swervan's crew chief: Go low!

Ernie Swervan: Ok! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ken Squier: And Ernie Swervan takes the lead and completes lap 140!

(lap 145)

(Jeff Gorvette drafts on Ernie Swervan)

Ray Reverham: Go low! Go low!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (passes Ernie Swervan)

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette passes Ernie Swervan and leads lap 145!

(lap 150)

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette in the lead! Ernie Swervan, right behind him!

Ned Carrett: Looks like Gorvette and Swervan are fighting for the lead! Swervan trying to take it back!

Ernie Swervan crew cheif: Go low agsain!

Ernie Swervan: Again! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ken Squier: Ernie Swervan looks to the inside!

Spike: And he passes him!

Ken Squier: Now Ernie holds Gorvette of the challange and leads lap 150!

(lap 156)

Ray Reverham: Stay behind the 28!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! I hope I can pass him!

(suddenly, Ernie Swervan's rear tires are flat, and Ernie Swervan him self gets lose)

Ernie Swervan: OH NO! (hits the wall)

Ken Squier: Ernie Swervan gets lose on turn 4 and hits the wall! And Jeff Gorvette is now back in the lead!

Ernie Swervan crew cheif: Ready to pit!

Ernie Swervan: Yes! All of my tires are flat and I accedently hit the wall!

Ernie Swervan crew cheif: Ok! You also need 2 cans of feul!

Ernie Swervan: Ok!

Ken Squier: Ernie Swervan is now on pit road becuase his rear tires are flat which likely causes Ernie to get lose on turn 4! Ernie will change him right side tires and 2 cans of feul, and he needs tape for the damage where Ernie hit the wall so hard!

Ned Carrett: This maybe a slow pit!

Jeff Gorvette: Now the lead is mine! I must win this!

Ernie Swervan: COME ON! COME ON! COME ON! COME ON! IT'S TAKING A LONG TIME!

Pinkie: I'm afraid Ernie Swervan is gonna be so many laps down!

Ned Carrett: I hope he's back in the race!

(1 lap later)

Ernie Swervan crew cheif: Ok! You're out! You're out!

(Ernie Swervan leads pit road)

Ken Squier: Now Ernie Swervan leads pit road!

Ned Carrett: And he's back in the race!

(finish)

Chick Hicks: TIME TO PASS YOU!

Jeff Gorvette: NOPE! I MIGHT WIN THIS!

Chick Hicks: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Ken Squier: JEFF GORVETTE, WINNER OF THE ENOMUAL BRICKYARD 400!

Jeff Gorvette: Oh my god, I did it! I did it!

Chick Hicks: Aw great! I just won last race! I must now go home! Seeya, sucker!

Jeff Gorvette: Anyway, LET'S BURN THIS DOWN! (does his burn out)

Dale Earnhardt: See! You're such a mean racer, Chick!

Chick Hicks: AW MAN!

(victory lane)

Spike: Jeff! Jeff! Over here! Congratulations! A terific victory, but tell us about the battle first!

Jeff Gorvette: Oh, man! What about a lot! You know, I had great speed all day long and the only cars really worried about was that 01 car, and you know I saw him that he had his misfortune I thought! Well all we gotta do is just be nice and smooth and right in here from out from here, but that wasn't true! You know we had a caution and Ernie and the 2 car were right there and I pulled away, but Ernie, you know, he kept loosing me up, so I let him go by and then I get on him and eat his tires up, loosin him up! He let me got by! I tell you I just want to command the whole Haviland team, and Ernie Swervan, he drove me a really nice clean race! We didn't have to worry about anything!

Spiek: Well, listen! We've got a very presitation! Behind me, behind you is the president the International known Indianapolis Speedway that is now the home of Piston Cup Brickyard 400! Mr. Tony George! You're very special presitation.

Tony George: Jeff, congratulations! Spike will bright history here! Your name to be the first to be inscribed on the beautiful PPG trophy for the Brickyard 400! This is yours to take home!

Jeff Gorvette: WHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!