Danso Abuja

### Relatives

Jack Abuja (Father), Isoke Soyinka (Mother), John Abuja (Brother), Sundan Soyinka (Grandfather),

### Children

Fumnaya Abuja (Daughter), Vernon Abuja (Son), Olke Abuja (Son)

### Affiliations

Zaktopian Government, ZU, The United Nations, Joshinstreet Government

### Weight

86kgs

Danso Abuja was born and raised in New Harare, Zaktopia. He was born to middle class Zaktopian parents named Jack Abuja and Isoke Abuja. From a young age, Danso Abuja was always one of the smartest children in his class for his age. He was also a good football and spearing player. By the age of 14, he had qualified for the National Zaktopian spearing competition and finished 6th out of 235. Danso Abuja graduated high school in 2032 aged 19 and then studied politics in NHU (New Harare University). He joined and is with too this day, the Conservative party in Zaktopia as soon as he graduated with a degree in politics.

He was a successful politician and a natural born leader, as recognised by former leader of Conservative party, Larry Naruno. Soon after he joined the Conservative Party, he married Japanese born Tsumugi Honda and went on too have 3 children. He was chosen to succeed Naruno and run for president in the year 2064. His rival in the 2066 election was Socialist, Tyrone Botan. As forecast numerous times before the election, Abuja beat Botan and became the new president of Zaktopia. Abuja won 9 states including Dabato and his home state Yodi while Tyrone Botan won 3. Abuja and his family moved into the Black house and live there to this day. Some memorable things that Abuja has done in his presidency have been the signing of a peace treaty in the South East Asia to end the Loatian War, Zaktopian influence over Zagebridge, and the destruction of the Zimba League.

In September 2067, at a Sino-Zaktopian conference, Abuja fell asleep during a lecture of the Chinese President Yuan Chang on why Tibet is still part of China to which Abuja was woken up and subconsciously said “Why are you acting like you own Tibet”. Angering Yuan Chang. Afterwards, he took to social media saying that “Danso Abuja is an incompetent fool who has no grasp of global affairs and is an embarrassment to Zaktopia and the world”. Danso replied by saying “Its not my fault you droned on about politics for an hour, what did you expect. Oh and btw they’re selling lives at the shop, you should really consider buying one. BURN”. Dima Smirnov liked this post and replied saying “My good friend Danso is always sticking up for the truth, keep fighting the good fight Danso. Like that time outside that diner with the Mexican guy” Relations between the 2 countries are holding steady but it does not seem likely that Abuja will be meeting with Chang anytime soon.

He lost the 2070 presidential election to Oleg Olabuda even though the forecasts showed him winning be a landslide. He contested the election for a number of days afterwards but could not overturn the result and accepted his defeat. He lives with his family in the suburbs of New Zork but visits overnight at Dima’s palace where they conspire to destroy Cillwall and cyber-bully morally weak political figures.

Danso Abuja has been accused of supporting the ZKG, perpetrators of The 2072 Shanghai Attacks. When he is asked about their attacks and recent activity, he simply brushes it off or ignores the comments. He has also opened up about his recent taking of the hallucinogenic drug LSD. He has described his three of his many visions in great detail. His most famous one is when he travelled back in time, met a house cat sized Giganotasaurus and hid from Joshinstreet surveillance technology. He eventually flew away with it after gaining its trust.

### Controversy

Danso Abuja has had many ups and downs in his career. Soon after he became president he was filmed in a Joshinstreet bar singing left wing promoting songs. There was much backlash by many minority communities in Zaktopia and surrounding countries. However, Abuja assured the general public that this video was fake and that he would never partake in such chants. It was also leaked that there may have been American interference in the election as they did not want Zaktopia to become socialist. There was an investigation into the subject, but not enough evidence was found to pursue the notion. But this still remains a popular conspiracy theory to this day. He is an open critic of gender equality saying that “We can’t all be equal, I’m sorry if that offends all of you politically correct idiots but it’s true, if we were all equal than there would be no rich or poor countries and there would be no genders”. He later apologised for this statement saying that the part about gender equality was “completely unacceptable”. When asked if he would apologise for the first part, he quickly said “No more question please” and left the room. Dima Smirnov and Danso Abuja have also loitered outside various public buildings, particularly libraries and the nearest Emoville embassy or consulate. It is also believed that they have robbed Alisa Agdiolé several times as footage shows her walking into a room adorned with jewellery and a designer handbag, and when she comes out, she is screaming crying and all her valuables have been taken off her. And then, on the other side of the building, CCTV footage shows Dima and Danso leaving the building carrying all her valuables, playfully giving each other digs and laughing heartily while doing impressions of Alisa Agdiolé.

### Trivia

* Danso contributes 25% of his presidential earnings to Charity
* It is widely speculated and backed up with evidence that in his teens, Danso was part of a black supremacist movement in New Harare
* Under Danso Abuja, the percentage of religious Zaktopians fell from 65% to 53%.
* Danso survived Colon Cancer when he was in his late 30s.

In a heated debate about peace in the Middle East, Abuja lost his temper and screamed “f%#\* them and their stupid sh#\*@y wars” At Char Ko.

### Memorable Quotes

f%#\* them and their stupid sh#\*@y wars

Some people call me a hot head, but I’m not, I’m just an impatient guy

The only people who still believe in World Peace are 4th Graders.

### Net Worth

Danso Abuja is currently worth 8.5 Million Keto (17 million Euros)

He has earned 85% from the presidency and other related

The remaining 15% of his income is classified