Rude Battle

## Introduction

After Pab, the mighty leader of Pablion, decided to declare war on the Northman, which was decided after the meeting of the Pablion council, the alliance Our Friendship was now at war with the Northman. But, with the powerful kingdom of the Hoxxes and their ally, the Mushroom Kingdom raging war against Lemongrab, not many of their soldiers were seen fighting in the Northman homeland, rather deciding to launch an offensive against the Hoxxes. This strategy actually had an immense importance in the war known as The Rude Battle, deciding to invade the Power of People rather then helping their ally against the Northman.
This war was the first war to happen in the Watcher Wars, having a significant value over the later history of Pabverse. It would see the Pablion offensive in Northman, which was only stopped after the brave king of the Northman, Loki, went to the front lines, the Lemongrab raid into the Hoxxes, the collapse and rebirth of the Mushroom Kingdom and much more.

## Army Sizes

The army sizes in the Rude Battle were actually quite equal at the beginning of the war. The alliance Our Friendship had a total of 68 soldiers, but the Power of People and the Northman roughly had 64 soldiers, giving Our Friendship an advantage of only 4 soldiers. Population wise however was much more one-sided. Our Friendship had a population of 344 people, while the Power of People had with the Northman a total of 451 people, meaning that Power of People had an advantage of 107 people. This sizes would later decide the fate of the war.

## The War

### The Early Stages

The beginning of the Rude Battle was marked by two important things: The Lemongrab raid into the Hoxxes territory and The Pablion offensive into the Northman.

The Lemongrab raid into the Hoxxes was decided after a meeting between the Prime Lemon council and the king. The king proposed to help Pablion against the Northman, while the council suggested to raid the Hoxxes's cities. After many hours of arguing, they all eventually decided to invade the Hoxxes. The code name for the plan was Operation Demon.

Operation Demon began on Septbark, in the year 31. The town of Emaal was the target. Numerous soldiers entered the town, killing, destroying and litting on fire all they could. The citizens tried to hold them back as much as they could. When the army arrived, they were absolutely destroyed. Severely outnumbered, the poor dwarves didn't stand a chance. Emaal was burnt to the ground, with every men, women and children killed by the Lemongrab soldiers.

   Operation Dragon then proceeded to continue into the Hoxxes capital, with the bloodthirsty Lemongrab soldiers ransacking the city. Meanwhile, back in Our League, Shrek and Bust, the kings of Green Load and the Swarm, decided to make preparations for war against the Mushroom Kingdom, planning to eradicate them.

While Lemongrab launched Operation Dragon, Pablion started their own offensive, code-named Operation Willow, meant to annihilate the Northman. Lemongrab, which was winning so far against the Hoxxes, decided to also send an army, increasing the success rate of Operation Willow. The plan was for Pablion to launch an attack on Tubogo from the south, while Lemongrab soldiers will attack Awunsin from the East.

Operation Willow was actually quite the success, with all of the goals being reached, putting the Northman in a very bad spot. Meanwhile, the Mushroom Kingdom and the Northman decided to attack Lemongrab from the south, managing to occupy Seminsk.

### The Decisive Battle

The war was really going in Our Friendship’s favor, with both Operation Dragon and Operation Willow being a success. But, after the loss at the battle of Seminsk, Things were not going as well, with the Lemongrab capital being threatened.

Things were also not going as good for Pablion as well. After the unsuccessful attempt to take the Northman capital, the war has shifted to a standstill. The Northman victory was obtained mainly because of the courageous resistance of the soldiers and the king’s Odin presence, boosting the morale of the troops.

After the Northman victory, a counteroffensive began, with the goal of reconquering the old Northman territory. Although initially failed, they would later retake their land.

Meanwhile, 3 armies were rushing to take the Lemongrab capital: Hoxxes, Mushroom Kingdom and Northman. The offensive succeeded, with the capture of the city. Although the Lemongrab soldiers were still ransacking the Hoxxes, it didn't really matter, because Lemongrab was at the risk of falling.

Also, the King Lemongrab was killed by Imyc, a Mushroom soldier, who saw him on the battlefield, approached him and stabbed him in the chest, killing him.

With the Northman victory and the fall of the Lemongrab capital, things were looking good for the Power of People. After 6 years of brutal war and 167 deaths, victory seemed clear. Also, the Lemongrab raiders died, bringing even more joy to the Power of Friendship.

### The Fall of the Mushroom Kingdom

All of a sudden, things have drastically changed: Our League has declared war on the Mushroom Kingdom.

The Red Conquest of Green Load began with the Swarm and Green Load soldiers marching in the Mushroom Kingdoms land, killing and destroying as much as they could.

While all of this was happening, the Northman finally took back their territory and started an invasion of Pablion of their own. But, they encountered heavy resistance from Pablion, with the whole nation mobilizing to defend their land.

Meanwhile, Lemongrab was fighting for its life. Even though they managed to hold back the Hoxxes, with the Mushroom Kingdom attacking from the south, the Northman from the north, all hope was lost. Soon after, Land of Lemongrab fell, meaning that Pablion was on its own.

While Lemongrab was having its last moments, Pablion managed to push out the Northman from Wamabe, clearing them out of their homeland.

Meanwhile, the Mushroom Kingdom was collapsing, with their cities being burnt to the ground. As a famous author, Stimulated, said in this book ,,The Watcher Wars” :,,Looking south, most of the Mushroom Kingdom is not looking much better, with just the Swarm and the Green Load rushing through, absolutely decimating every family and poor child along their path. No mercy on the Mushroom Kingdom's people.”

Pablion decided to launch yet another offensive on the Northman, obtaining some progress, while meeting heavy resistance from the locals. But, the Northman were also launching an assault with the troops from old Lemongrab, recapturing Wamabe.

The Mushroom Kingdom was on its last legs. With almost no population after the Our League’s ransacking, there wasn't much hope left, if any. Soon, the remaining town was destroyed.

But, a miracle happened: 9 soldiers, which were in the Northman, survived and rebuilt the Mushroom Kingdom, electing Ivewavo as their new king.

### The End

So far, the Rude Battle has taken away 315 lifes, while the Red Conquest of Green Load took 414. With the fall of Lemongrab, victory was almost guaranteed for the Northman.

Peace Talks have ended the war Between Our League and the Hoxxes. However, around 30 dwarves were killed by the Swarm and the Green Load.

The war between Pablion and the Northman was a stalemate, until the Northman regrouped and launched an offensive. Soon after, Pablion fell. The Rude Battle was over.

## Casualties

Our Friendship: 267 deaths

Power of People and Northman: 291

## Consuequenses

Naturally, the Rude Battle would have approached the Northman and the Power of People and the world as a whole. But instead, it separated it even more.

The Northman, who just became the most powerful nation in Pabverse, were now hungry for more, putting their eyes on the Power of People. But it wasn't going to be as easy as they thought.

A coalition, with the name of ODEM (Orcs, Dwarves, Elves, Mushroom) against the powerful Northman (Because of it being in the UHF, United Human Front). They hoped that united, they could stop their growth. This eventually led to a cold war between ODEM and the Northman.

One more important thing is the collapse of the Mushroom Kingdom. But it’s not the collapse itself that is an important consequence.

The downfall of the Mushroom Kingdom meant that a whole new area was up for colonizing. The Green Load and the Bubblegum Kingdom were the ones to profit. But, with a larger land border and the disputes over the mushroom biome led to disputes between the two and eventually led to the war called the Bad Conquest of the Green Load.

Original Document by TechRush: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1snwFJ353ubnZl2bw3cS9BmTd3kc3RuV6O0wwJHoMMvY/edit?usp=sharing