Elly Verification

**Elly Verification** is a witch with a Chemistry undergraduate degree and claims to have a Biology degree.

## Biography

### Early Life

Elly Verification was born to House Hoeseph through regular means. Due to her blood heritage, she inherited the powers that she likes to call "Witch Powers". At the age of six, she met Haylia Verification I and together, they robbed Batman of his Batmobile. At the age of seven, she began planting weed in her backyard, and when questioned, merely told them that it was for the purposes of proper, definitely non-illegal herbology and witchcraft. She went by Elly Hoeseph prior to marriage.

### Drug Empire

Elly Hoeseph later expanded her small garden of weed and learnt to cultivate other sort of drugs. Instead of getting a proper career, Elly Hoeseph ended up as an esteemed drug dealer and graduated with an undergraduate degree in chemistry. After graduation, her drug dealing business expanded into a drug empire. The drug empire was hugely successful and grew larger by the minute. It began to release stocks in the black market stock market.

### Marriage

Elly Hoeseph met Joshua Verification I when he contacted her wishing to purchase some crack cocaine. As Joshua Verification I continued to purchase his crack cocaine from Elly Hoeseph, she became suspicious about his identity because no regular person should have enough funds to continually to purchase such overpriced crack. Eventually, she learnt that Joshua was in fact, Joshua Verification I and had access to vasts amounts of wealth.

Some time after the discovery, Elly Hoeseph learnt of the benefits of marriage, and skeptical of its validity, sought to disprove it through experience. She soon then discovered that to marry, both stakeholders of the marriage would have to be Level 10 or above in Dank Memer. The only single person she knew who reached this criteria was Joshua Verification I. She proposed to him platonically and thus the platonic marriage was decided.

### Post-Marriage

After the marriage, Elly Verification became so rich she didn't need to work on the drug empire anymore. Her sister, Misha Hoeseph, took over the drug empire as it continues to thrive to this day. Some time after that, she found the half-dead embryo of Alexander Verification I on the street and saved his life by turning him into a pickle. Joshua Verification I then adopted Alexander Verification I and she became his step-mother, though Alexander Verification I insists that she is his step-aunt.

### Divorce

After Elly Verification disproved the benefits of marriage, the priest who joined hers and Joshua Verification I's hand in platonic marriage was displeased in being ignored, and thus divorced the two without their knowledge. Elly Verification kept her married surname even after divorce instead of reverting to her maiden name as she thought "Hoeseph" was a terrible surname. A fierce custody battle between Elly Verification and Joshua Verification I ensued over Alexander Verification I, and they ended up with split custody. Elly Verification was re-employed by Misha Hoeseph and works for her drug empire once again.

## Trivia

* Elly Verification had attempted to platonically marry Haylia Verification I before she went to Joshua Verification I, but Haylia Verification I was too low level in Dank Memer.