Pre-Game Preparation/Monster Prom

The cover of Teen Wolf, featuring Miranda

> ***"All minds are rotten, but they are rotten in so many different ways."***
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> *- Explanation for the quiz*
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"***Monster Prom's Stupidest Pop Quiz Ever***" is a mechanic in *Monster Prom* that determines players' beginning stats and the love interest(s) they will pursue.

Stats can later be gained (or lost) by visiting certain locations, and by passing or failing stat checks.

Each quiz has three questions per round, which are randomly chosen from a pool. Two of them determine stats, and the last one raises the hidden affection stat with one NPC (between Damien, Liam, Miranda, Polly, Scott, Vera, Zoe, and Calculester), and ensures you will encounter them for your first event.

When playing solo, choosing an answer reveals the associated stat after selecting it. When playing with multiple people, all players must choose an answer before the associated stat is revealed.

## Love Interest Questions

* Nobody ends the world but me! I'll end the world today. (**Damien**)
* I'll finish my novel... whoever comes after the end should know my legacy! (**Liam**)
* It's okay! We invented the apocalypse to take care of the overpopulation of commoners. (**Miranda**)
* I always party as if there were no tomorrow... so who cares? (**Polly**)
* 100 push-ups! No, no... 200 push-ups! (**Scott**)
* They always tell you the world is ending... I'll profit on other people's hysteria. (**Vera**)
* Netflix and chill. (**Zoe**)
 What would be the most appealing in a love partner?
* A big... horn. (**Damien**)
* Sharp wits. (**Liam**)
* Kawaii eyes. (**Miranda**)
* A taste for party. (**Polly**)
* Soft fur. (**Scott**)
* A very tsundere personality. (**Vera**)
* TENTACLES. (**Zoe**)
 If you were an ice cream... which flavor would you be?
* Spicy chocolate. No... chocolate ON FIRE! (**Damien**)
* Double crème de la Gruyere and meringues. (**Liam**)
* Rainbows and gummy bears. (**Miranda**)
* Tequila and coke. ;) (**Polly**)
* Meat! (**Scott**)
* Success. (**Vera**)
* Ikasumi. (**Zoe**)
 You find a genie in a bottle. You can ask for whatever you want. What do you ask for?
* I don't ask for anything. I drink the gene from the bottle. I can grant my own wishes! (**Damien**)
* ...Him to not be so cliched. Genie and wishes... So mainstream! (**Liam**)
* A rainbow that you can eat! (**Miranda**)
* Infinite confetti! (**Polly**)
* ...His friendship! (**Scott**)
* Before asking for anything, you try to negotiate up to the three standard wishes. (**Vera**)
* I don't ask for anything. I drink the genie from the bottle. I can grant my own wishes! (**Damien**)
* To feel truly alive. (**Calculester**)
 What's the sexiest type of knowledge a lover can have?
* How to set stuff on fire. (**Damien**)
* Obscure 80s movie trivia. (**Liam**)
* Lyrics to all Disney songs. (**Miranda**)
* How to make a killer cocktail out of anything. (**Polly**)
* Sports things. (**Scott**)
* All the principles to build a financial empire. (**Vera**)
* An accurate approximation of all fictional characters' genitalia. (**Zoe**)
 What criteria would you use to name your children?
* Just a swear word. (**Damien**)
* A non-heteronormative name to give them freedom to define themselves on their own terms. (**Liam**)
* My name + "II" (the Second). (**Miranda**)
* Meh... No name? It's just too much work! (**Polly**)
* Something simple and friendly like Bobby or Mary. (**Scott**)
* I will research for a name that is pun-proof and joke-proof. No one will pick on them. (**Vera**)
* "Child" + Current version based on birth order. (**Calculester**)
 What would be a killer accessory?
* Fancy brass knuckles. (**Damien**)
* Coolness itself. (**Liam**)
* Shiny armor. (**Miranda**)
* Sunglasses… At night. (**Polly**)
* A necklace with your own name… In case you forget! (**Scott**)
* A fabulous purse made from the skin of your worst enemy. (**Vera**)
* Logitech G560, the best RGB gaming speakers. (**Calculester**)
 What would be a deal-breaker for a potential lover?
* The person is a coward. (**Damien**)
* The person lacks taste. (**Liam**)
* The person lacks manners. (**Miranda**)
* The person is boring. (**Polly**)
* The person hates the outdoors. (**Scott**)
* The person is mediocre. (**Vera**)
* The person thinks Asuka is the best waifu. (**Zoe**)
 What would be your dream first date?
* Crimes. (Damien)
* An art exibition experimental enough to give you a seizure. (**Liam**)
* A lovey walk in the forest…after rescuing your date from a dragon! (**Miranda**)
* A wild party in international waters. (**Polly**)
* A sweaty and manly wrestling match. (**Scott**)
* A professional meeting where you charm your date with some astonishing business advice. (**Vera**)
* A fierce fight that starts lifelong rivalry open to become...something else. (**Zoe**)
 Your partner just gave you a cool gift for your anniversary but you totally forgot! Quick, come up with an idea for a great gift!
* Anything on fire. Or a weapon. No, No: a weapon on fire. (**Damien**)
* The abstract concept of gratefulness. (**Liam**)
* A pony. Always a pony. (**Miranda**)
* Anything capable of leading them to an overdose of some sorts. (**Polly**)
* A silly toy that makes silly noises. (**Scott**)
* The head of their fiercest enemy. (**Vera**)
* A friendly roomba with wobbly eyes. (**Calculester**)
 School just isn´t working out... time to go into stripping! What´s your stage name?
* Excuse you? I wouldn´t be the stripper, honey; I´m the damn pimp. (**Vera**)
* Kawaii Pussy uwu. (**Zoe**)
* Fuckfest **XXX**plosions. (**Damien**)
* My name + "The Naked" (**Scott**)
* Oscar Wilde. (**Liam**)
* Nikkita Nipples. (**Polly**)
* **MAX PLEASURE MODEL** 3000. (**Calculester**)
 If you were a D&D character, what would be your class?
* Partysmith. (**Polly**)
* Automaton. (**Calculester**)
* Fanfic Bard. (**Zoe**)
* The prettiest one. (**Miranda**)
* Obscure Instrgrammer. (**Liam**)
* Gun haver. (**Damien**)
* Good boy. (**Scott**)
 If you were a product, what would be your slogan?
* You won't understand me, and that's how you know I'm cool. (**Liam**)
* For fans by fans. (**Zoe**)
* Be ready for a long trip. (**Polly**)
* I command you to enjoy me. (**Miranda**)
* Extra flammable. (**Damien**)
* Objectively better than the other options. (**Calculester**)
* Buy me, I'm good. (**Scott**)
 What's the title of your autobiography?
* Manual of Instructions: How to Properly Experience Life. (**Calculester**)
* "My parents Thinks I'm Cute and So Should You". (**Miranda**)
* "Temporality: The Ongoing Journey to Define My Inner Enigma" (**Liam**)
* What? I barely have time to READ a book, dude, let alone write one. (**Scott**)
* "The Art of Punching Life in its Dumb Fucking Face" (**Damien**)
* "How to Succeed at everything and Look Fabulous Trying" (**Vera**)
* When Garfield met Naruto: A Story of How I fell in Love with Forbidden Ships. (**Zoe**)
 You find your zodiac sign to be inaccurate. Design your own personal zodiac sign.
* The rich bitch. (**Vera**)
* The regal 1%. (**Miranda**)
* The randomly-arranged set of stars. (**Calculester**)
* The cute pup. (**Scott**)
* The now-canon lovers. (**Zoe**)
* The happy-go-lucky ecstasy pill. (**Polly**)
* The ambiguous iguana. (**Liam**)
* The rad sword on fire. (**Damien**)

## Trivia

* Teen Wolf magazine is likely the in-game counterpart to the real life Teen Vogue magazine.