Dookie Fresh

Dookie Fresh is a song about Puff Puff meeting a cute girl, Complimenting her, then realizing she smells "Dookie Fresh" according to him.

## Lyrics

(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh

(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh

(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh

Dookie fresh, dookie fresh

[Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert]

I-I-I I had a hot date so I picked her up at eight, sharp

Her body was bangin'

This chick was built with great parts (whistles)

Then she was beautiful, I didn't really know her

But I noticed when I picked her up, she had a funny odor

I was really confused cuz she had a gorgeous body

But she stunk like Precious dropped a deuce in a port-a-potty

Her funk was crazy strong, killin me with deadly stank

It made me wanna do a cannon ball into a septic tank

To get away from the stank

I gave her a dozen roses but they wilted and I think that she's hot

But I don't even know if I can do this

'Cause she smells like R. Kelly's date mixed with raw sewage

Her breath smells like a homeless man pooped in her mouth

She needs to bathe herself in tomato juice or I'm out!

She's ridiculously fine!

So who woulda guessed that this girl smells so Dookie Fresh

[Hook]

(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh

(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh

(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh

Dookie fresh, dookie fresh

[Verse 2: Puff Puff Humbert]

I gotta admit she knocked me off my feet

Even with her stench of wet dog and taco meat

She said "Puff, I really like you, and I'd really be embarrassed

If you didn't peep my heritage and meet my parents"

So I drove to their house and I parked the car

And it smelled like Amy Winehouse threw up in a jar

And it got worse as soon as we entered her parents' house

I started gagging like I had a pubic hair in my mouth

Should I run home and take a shower in bleach? "Yes!"

Her mom stank like Lady Gaga's old ass meat dress

"Paparazzi!" Shut up, this shit ain't funny!

Even her dad smelled like the inside of Batman's onesie

Her mom made us dinner and I couldn't even eat it

'Cause she smelled like a piece of meat between the lunch lady's cleavage

I really like this girl, but I feel like givin' in

To-to-to be honest she smells like an Indian

"Hey, that's not funny!"

No, no I mean like Indian food

Like, like curry smells bad, Indian food!

"You're a dick!"

[Hook]

(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh

(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh

(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh

Dookie fresh, dookie fresh

(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh

(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh

(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh

Dookie fresh, dookie fresh

[Verse 3: Puff Puff Humbert & **DeeJay**]

And now she wants to get serious

I don't know what it is

But if I don't get away from the smell

I'ma throw myself off a bridge

I gotta end it!

She smells like Venus Williams' panties after playin' tennis

There's no way that I can win this

We go out to eat; before we even get a seat

She makes all the people in the restaurant clear out into the street

Like a fuckin' fire drill

They skip their entire meal

"Yo, DeeJay, should I leave her, or should I try and chill?"

**"Ah! I've-I've-I've had worse**

**Ah-ah-ah! I've-I've, I've-I've had worse**

**Ah-ah-ah! I've had worse**

**Ah-ah-ah! Sma-sma-smash that ass anyway**

**Sma-sma-smash I've had worse**

**Puff, Puff-Puff, plug your nose and smash that ass anyway**

Naw, I think I'm gonna leave her and I wish her the best

But somebody needs to tell her that she's Dookie Fresh

[Hook]

(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh

(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh

(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh

Dookie fresh, dookie fresh

(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh

(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh

(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh

Dookie fresh, dookie fresh

[Outro: Puff Puff Humbert & *Indian Guy*]

"So, yeah, it didn't work out

I mean, that girl smelled like Chewbacca's ass

Wait, wait… Oh!

Well, maybe it was me"

*"Yeah, I told you you're a dick!"*

## Trivia

* Oprah has an appearance in this song, but only on DeeJay's magazine called "OH".

* This is the 21st YFM song.