Orville and Hooch's Punishment Day/Transcript

This article is a **transcript** of the animated short film Orville and Hooch's Punishment Day.

## Transcript

**Gershwyn**: Orville and Hooch! I can't believe you uploaded a woohoo tape about Ella and me to the whole world.

**Gershwyn**: You know how gross and illegal those tapes are!?!

**Gershwyn**: That's it! Today is Punishment Day!

**Gershwyn**: First punishment, eating hot sauce

**Ella**: Eat the hot sauce right now Orville and Hooch, or else you will do one million pushups!

**Orville**: Aaah! Aaah! This stuff is so hot! It burns! Get it out! Get it out! Owww!

**Hooch**: Owww Oww! Aaaaah! It's burning my mouth! What is this?!?!? Aaaaah! Ouch!!!

**Ella**: Second punishment, watching all cutscenes from all our games Live in Airedale, We Are The Dogs, Webtunes, The Tail-Wag Tour, and The Howlywood Premiere.

**Ella**: Now watch them!

(Orville and Hooch gulp)

**Orville**: Those cutscenes were so cringy!

**Hooch**: In fact, they were probably one of the most cringest things we've ever seen!

**Riff**: Oh, Orville and Hooch, that's what you get for making a woohoo tape out of Ella and Gershwyn!

**Gershwyn**: Third punishment, kicking soccer balls at you.

**Maxine**: Alright, soccer squad, get ready to kick the balls now!

**Orville and Hooch**: Owwww!

**Hooch**: My head! My beautiful head!

**Maxine**: Fourth punishment, getting sprayed by Albert

**Orville and Hooch**: No! Don't let that skunk cat spray us!

**Maxine**: Too bad! I'm calling him right now!

(dials phone number)

**Maxine**: Hello, this is Maxine from K9.5 speaking! Yes!

**Maxine**: Orville and Hooch just made a woohoo tape out of Ella and Gershwyn and we're giving them a punishment day!

**Maxine**: Can you please come here and spray them! Thanks, bye!

**Albert**: They did what?!?! Oh my gosh! I'm definitely coming there to spray them right now! They are in huge trouble!

**Albert**: Sorry gang, I have to go! The K9.5 gang needs me!

(doorbell rings)

**Ella**: Oh! That must be him! Come in!

**Albert**: Prepare to get the smell of your life, you naughty doggies!

**Orville**: No! No! Don't spray us! We are so sorry!

**Hooch**: Nooo! I don't want to smell like a skunk! Eeeeek!

(Albert sprays)

**Orville and Hooch**: Eeeeeww! That's gross! Get it out! Get it out!

**Riff**: Fifth punishment, getting pushed off of a cliff.

**Riff**: This goat will push you off the cliff immediately!

**Orville and Hooch**: No, don't push us off the cliff! Please!

(goat bleating)

**Orville and Hooch**: Aaaahhhh!!!!

**Orville**: Look at me! I'm all wet!

**Hooch**: I'm wet too, Orville!

**Hooch**: I wish we never suffered this way!

**Theo**: Sixth and final punishment! Launching both of you into space.

**Theo**: Due to all the bad stuff you've done us and other people, we decided to launch into space so that we would never see you again!

**Orville and Hooch**: But guys, we're so sorry for what we did! We promise it will never happen again.

**Maxine**: Your apology is unaccepted.

**Maxine**: Now both of your mean dogs get lost right now!

**Orville and Hooch**: NO! NO! Don't launch us into space!

**Ella, Gershwyn, Maxine, Riff, and Theo**: Does it look like we care?!?!?

**Orville and Hooch**: AAAAAAAHHHHH! GET US OFF THIS THING!! AAAAAHH!!!

**Orville**: This has to be the worst day of my life, eh Hooch!

**Hooch**: Aaah! This is the worst day of my life ever too, eh Orville!

**Orville and Hooch:** Here we go again! AAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

(Orville and Hooch crashes into the meteor)

**Gershwyn:** Great job, everyone. Now that Orville and Hooch are dead, let's party!

**Theo:** Yeah!

(The K9.5 gang victory dance while The Tail-Wag Twist from K9.5: The Tail-Wag Tour plays in the background.)