Pingu: The Movie/Transcript

The following is a transcript for *Pingu: The Movie*.

## Chapter 1: Pingu’s Introduction/Opening Titles

(Shows Paramount Pictures logo)

[Squeak E. Clean - Pingu Theme: Morning Opera Mix]

TEXT: Paramount Animation and DisneyToon Studios Present

TEXT: A The Pygos Group Production

TEXT: In Association With Hot Animation and Hit Entertainment

Pingu: [clears his throat] Attention, all you folks at your theaters. I'm here to be reminding you... that the following movie may contain some follow-up toons that would not be appreciated while you're watching. In fact that you're thinking if you're lying some content, I'm really thinking that I'm not kidding. [1 second pause] No, really. I know that you guys are wasting to watch this noot, but really, this movie have to rebound the fact of episodes we did.

The camera zooms in to Pingu.

Pingu: And it's because all you guys at South Pole are a complete bust…..especially you!

(Pingu pointing to the viewer and the screen go to white)

[Keith Hopwood: Pingu Theme]

We fade to a white background.

Five main characters from the shows run around the screen.

[whoosh occurs]

The Pingu logo down-zooms in. Bugs Bunny runs to the right of the screen, off camera.

[text: THE MOVIE | Slides to the right with Bugs Bunny]

[fade-out]

[fade-in]

[background: a Walmart location]

PC Guy is seen walking inside the store.

PC Guy: I never talked to Brian about his South Pole insanity stuff. So, I got to go to Walmart to buy something.

[background: Walmart Interior]

PC Guy: And yes, I like it better than the Salvation Army store. I can't wait to buy stuff from it!

(Pingu and Mother are walking to Walmart.)

Mother: Where does PC Guy off to, Pingu?

Pingu: He went to Walmart to buy some stuff, and he was ten years old. I'm in a bad mood because he told me not to watch South Pole Insanity every day, every minute, every second.

Mother: Oh boy. That ten-year-old sneak won't stop buying anything at the baby aisle of Walmart. It's for babies.

(Pingu and Mother are inside Walmart.)

Pingu: I wonder if this toy store has South Pole Insanity Stuff all over it.

(PC Guy looks at a toy.)

PC Guy: Oh boy. I can't wait to buy that toy.

(PC Guy walks off with the toy.)

(Pingu is talking with Pinga.)

Pingu: Which way did he go?

Pinga: He went that way, Pingu.

(Pingu is mad.)

Pingu: I hate this. What are we going to do with him now?

(Outside of Walmart, PC Guy exits with the toy in his hand.)

PC Guy: Ha ha! I bought that toy, I like to play it by my own, only one by one, you will never give it back to me, and you never will!

(Back inside Walmart, Pingu is mad.)

Pingu: Let's go get him, Pinga!

[Twisted Sister: The Kids Are Back]

(Outside Walmart, Pingu and Pinga, angry, run towards PC Guy, who is shocked.)

PC Guy: Oh no! Here comes Pingu and Pinga!

(PC Guy runs off and Pingu and Pinga chase him.)

Pingu: Come back here, and give me back that toy, PC Guy!

(They run through outside of Walmart. Close up of PC Guy who still has the toy and is in front of Walmart.)

PC Guy: Well boys, I can play it when I want. You can't catch me!

(Alana appears behind PC Guy.)

Alana: Are you little help here, kid?

PC Guy: I don't know, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.

Alana: Let me repharse that. And l you, what becomes lunch?

PC Guy: Nothing.

Alana: Yep.

(He takes the toy from PC Guy, who is now sad.)

Alana: And come back to you.

(Pingu has the toy now and is happy.)

Pingu: Wow! I finally got the best toy ever, Pinga wanted to play with it. (He looks at PC Guy) So long, PC Guy.

(Pingu leaves a disappointed PC Guy alone.)

PC Guy: It's just another measly toy. Apu took it away and I never had one. (sighs)

(Cuts to the Supermarket. At the counter, PC Guy walks up to the counter with Pingu in it.)

PC Guy: Hey, Pingu.

Pingu: Is there something I like to help you?

PC Guy: This toy is very nice, the music and songs sound familiar, and the sounds are from Bill Goldberg. Can I have that back?

(Apu Nahasapeemapetilon appears and grabs PC Guy.)

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: No you can't! You stole this toy, that means you can't have it back. You're going to jail!

(In a jail cell, PC Guy is locked up and sad.)

PC Guy: (sighs) What have I done? Why did he troll me from last time? Oh well, I'm going back to sleep for the rest of 5 days.

(Cuts to the outside of jail in nighttime)

(Fades to black)

## Chapter 2: Five Days Investigation

Text: 5 days later…

[Melanie: Brand New Key]

(Fades to the outside of jail in the morning and rooster crowing)

(Cuts to PC Guy waking up from his sleep and yawning.)

(PC Guy looks out the jail window, then looks happy.)

PC Guy: Oh yes! I was correct. Now I can get out of jail free. Today is November 14th 2014.

(The jail cell door opened itself and PC Guy got out through it)

(Meanwhile, outside, Pingu and Pinga are talking.)

Pinga: Did you hear that, Pingu? He slept for 5 days.

Pingu: What's that, Pinga?

Pinga: (whispers) 5 days.

(Pinga's whispering echoes through Pingu's ear)

[Lalo Schifrin: Mission: Impossible Theme]

Pingu: (mad) 5 DAYS? THAT'S IT, I HAD ENOUGH! I'LL FIGHT THAT GUY FROM EDUARD KHIL!

(Back at Walmart, PC Guy talks to the cashier.)

PC Guy: Hello, I'm PC Guy, the one-of-a-kind workman that brings you this message, is it a beautiful day?

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: It's not when you see that coming.

PC Guy: And yes, the sun is shining, the birds are singing, and the grasses are green. This means I can have that toy back.

Pingu: Oh my goodness, this is totally making me angry. Somebody do something about this thief.

(Gary Johnson appears next to Pingu.)

Gary Johnson: Hello everybody. Gary Johnson here. I like to live with my friend, Green Matt.

Pingu: That's cool. The music sounds nice. His voice is so cool. And which person does he talk to me?

Gary Johnson: Guess what, chicken butt? Your voice sounds like Tubby the Tuba from the film of the same name and Mushu from Disney's Mulan. (laughs)

(Pingu is mad.)

Pingu: (in thoughts) Oh, I get it! His voice is so annoying as Stickguy's voice. (gets mad at Gary Johnson) What!?! Chicken butt? Say that to my face, you limp noodle! Your voice is so annoying as Stickguy's voice. That's it! I'm out of here!

(Outside the store, PC Guy has the toy again.)

PC Guy: Well boys, this is my toy, you can't have that back! You can't have that back! (8x)

(Dexter Darling appears.)

Dexter Darling: Boo.

PC Guy: What do you want, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon? And why the hell are you trolling me?

Dexter Darling: Just a minute. I'll know the rights. I'm not a boy. I'm a kid. You see?

PC Guy: What?!

(Dexter Darling turns to Pingu and Pinga.)

Dexter Darling: Tell me who wouldn't say no way at the audience to the feared away!

Pingu: I guess I wanted to have that toy back.

Pinga: Me too, Pingu.

(PC Guy is sitting on his bed.)

Dexter Darling: OK, guys. So what's gonna do.

(Dexter Darling presses the button and morphs into the house.)

PC Guy: I know! I just had an idea!

(Cuts to a house. Inside, Pingu and Pinga play with the toy. Gary Johnson appears again.)

Dexter Darling: (off-screen) He-he-he. Going somewhere, pop?

(Pingu turns angry.)

Pingu: What what what what what what what what what? What is it now?

Dexter Darling: Follow me.

Pingu: WILL YOU SHUT UP AND GO AWAY?

Gary Johnson: Well then. (Gary Johnson hums as he walks away.)

Pingu: It's pretty quiet in here, Pinga. Maybe we can listen to it.

Pinga: We can, Pingu. And wait, where's our toy?

(The toy is gone, and Pingu and Pinga are shocked.)

Pingu: What the heck?

Pinga: It's gone!

(Pingu is mad.)

Pingu: Stupid PC Guy just took it again. Get him!

(Cuts to PC Guy who is happily walking on a sidewalk with the toy.)

PC Guy: Yay! (9x) I got that toy back! Apu Nahasapeemapetilon will never troll me again! Now, I'm one-of-a-kind soldier that brings toys at the toy store this message.

Pingu: Wait a minute! Something is on the news.

(Grampa stands in front of a dark green screen with a picture of PC Guy on the top right corner.)

Grampa Simpson: Hi, I'm Grampa Simpson, the king of 742 Evergreen Terrace. I like to report that PC Guy, the sneakiest shoplifter in Walmart, stole the toy and it was missing. I'll see you in our next report after this commercial break.

(Pingu is mad.)

Pingu: Stupid PC Guy, he stole our toy from the toy store! Let's chase him!

(Cuts to PC Guy who is now sad and walking with the toy.)

PC Guy: Ouch! My feet hurts from skipping. I need to have a rest.

(PC Guy sits on a bench. Suddenly, Pingu and Pinga appear, angry, and PC Guy is shocked.)

[Richard Wagner: The Ride of the Valkyries]

Pingu: I'll teach you to have that toy back!

(Cuts to a scene where Pingu and Pinga chase after PC Guy to get the toy. While running into snow, all of them are covered in snow, except PC Guy.)

PC Guy: All right, who calls yourself a mountie? It was you, Pingu and Pinga! You can't have that back!

(Pingu and Pinga wipe off the snow on their bodies.)

Pinga: Jesus Krispies. I have been covered in snow, Pingu.

Pingu: Try not to worry about the snowstorm anymore, Pinga. Time for a walk.

(Pingu and Pinga go for a walk.)

## Chapter 3: Night Trollers: Beware!

Gary Johnson: Thank goodness they're going for a walk. (sighs) And I might not have a grumpy feeling just to say that.

(Patrick Star appears.)

Patrick Star: Because l can't the chip the old off. I guess borrowed the today.

Gary Johnson: Don't talk to me. Don't talk to me. (sneezes) ACHOO! I have a cold. I can't stop sneezing.

(Cuts to Pingu and Pinga)

Pingu: My calculations of the toy is just a little further. We're almost there, Pinga.

Pinga: Yes, Pingu. Let's keep walking.

(Pingu and Pinga walk until they find the toy hiding in the bush)

Pingu: (got the toy out of the bush) Aha! I got it! (talks to Pinga) We found the toy!

Pinga: Can we keep it when we get home?

Pingu: Yes.

(Pingu and Pinga spend time watching The Simpsons on TV, when PC Guy comes.)

[Cock Sparrer: I Got Your Number]

PC Guy: Now what is this? Watching The Simpsons on TV, and making slurping noises, that goes... (makes slurping noises) What is going on here?

Pingu: What are you doing here, PC Guy? Apu Nahasapeemapetilon told me that you're a troublemaker.

PC Guy: And he trolled me for the last six weeks. I'll troll you next time!

(Cuts to Pingu and Pinga looking at the window PC Guy drives away and Sally Brown opened his blinds)

Sally Brown: What are you looking at, Pingu and Pinga?

Pingu: I am looking at PC Guy’s chopper and drives off, Sally Brown.

Pingu, Pinga and Patrick Star: Yes? Get ready, kids and police time!

(Pingu, Pinga and Sally Brown go for a walk.)

(Cuts to PC Guy and SpongeBob SquarePants)

SpongeBob SquarePants: Darn tourists.

PC Guy: What now, Chief Wiggum? I wasn't stealing everything!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, you, are went the dollars the dooms? Whatever we are, little girl?

(Cuts to Lou and Eddie; both of them made cameo appearances as police officers, as Lou and Eddie had won the first "Do Everything on Pingu: The Movie" contest for the scene where PC Guy got trolled and arrested by night trollers)

Lou: And you stole their toy from the toy store!

Eddie: Lou is right! You're under arrest for shoplifting Walmart! This means you're going back to jail for 7 days!

(Cuts to PC Guy getting sent back to jail with jail bars blocking him)

PC Guy: Oh no! The trollers are trolling me! Help me! (4x) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Fades to white)

(Fades to PC Guy waking up from his nightmare)

PC Guy: Oh dear! It was just a nightmare!

(Cuts to Pingu and Pinga outside with the toy)

Pingu: Let's bring it to our house, Pinga.

Pinga: Okay, Pingu.

(Pingu and Pinga go for a walk.)

(Cuts to the Pingu, Pinga, Sally Brown dancing with the toy)

Mother: It will be enough, Pingu, Pinga and Sally Brown, and this toy is for babies. I'll put it in the same place where you think of.

Pingu: (angry) Will you shut up and bring us our toy!?!

Mother: (angry) IT'S FOR BABIES!!! Did you hear what I said?

Pingu: (angry) Muscleman!

Mother: By the way, this toy belongs to PC Guy. I'll give it back to him.

(Mother went outside Pingu's house)

SpongeBob SquarePants: Yes, my luncheons is that doomed.

Pingu and Pinga: What?

SpongeBob SquarePants: All right, you blockhead, like this one.

Pinga: (sad) What are we going to do, Pingu?

Pingu: (thinking) Hmmmmm.

(A light bulb popped on top of Pingu's head)

Pingu: I know, we will buy another toy to replace our old one.

Pinga: Great idea, Pingu, Let’s go to the Walmart.

Patrick Star: Bye, Pingu. Bye, Pinga. See you soon.

## Chapter 4: Gone to Electric Avenue!

(Pingu and Pinga go for a walk to Walmart and look at a toy.)

Pinga: This is so cool.

Pingu: I think it is, Pinga. We will buy it.

[The Cast of Pingu: The Movie: The Scooter Song]

(Shows PC Guy's arms taking away the toy once again)

(Cuts to PC Guy’s outside of the toy store)

PC Guy: Hey boys, I bought a new toy! Come and catch me!

(Shows Pingu and Pinga at the Lego toy aisle)

Pingu: (angry) All right! Where did that annoying shoplifter go?

Pinga: I think he ran off with that toy.

Pingu: Really?

Pinga: Yep.

Pingu: I don't get it. I don't know why PC Guy had to take away that toy from us. (looks around the store until he saw a sign) Hold your horses, what does that sign say?

(Cuts to the sign where it says at the following:

"sale

Save $-10

Grand Walk-in Kitchen

$259.99")

Pingu: (off-screen) Oh yes, it's right there. Let's read! "Sale, save $-10, Grand Walk-in Kitchen, $259.99".

Pinga: (off-screen) Well, that's a strange sign.

PC Guy: (standing while his feet hurts) That was the other foot cruncher. Ouch!

(The final instrumental seconds of "Electric Avenue" plays.)

(Shows Pingu, Pinga, and Mother at the cashier)

Pingu: So, Mother, what do you think of this toy store?

Mother: I think it's for babies.

Pingu: This toy store is not just for babies, but also for kids, teenagers, and adults. It might sell toys and videos for children, but they also sell video games for everyone. I'm thinking that the only baby store Walmart, where they also sell baby products as well. This store has lots of stuff, since we got our toys back!

Mother: Well, I didn't know that! Thanks for telling me about it, Pinga.

Pinga: No problem!

Mother: Oh, one more thing, have you ever heard about a mean man named Mr. Keebler?

Pingu: No.

Pinga: Nah.

Pingu: Who is he?

Mother: Well, Mr. Keebler is the king of castle. He is an kid in the world, who came to the United States from Norway. Speaking of which, Mr. Keebler is a Norwegian person than could speak 2 languages: English and Norwegian.

Pingu: (shocked) What!?! I didn't know Mr. Keebler was Norwegian!

Pinga: I didn't know about that, too.

Mother: Well, you've gotta be careful and watch out for Mr. Keebler. He might touch you with his slimey and gooey hands. Oh, and also, Mr. Keebler became friends with Rentro, and they will take over South Pole, and the rest of the world.

Pingu: (shocked) No way!

Mother: Yes way! He also has a cartoon-exterminating machine called the Dalek Septor 9000 that could destroy cartoon characters, including us, forever!

Pingu: So, now I understand anything of this. Thanks for telling me and Pinga about this, Mother.

Mother: You're welcome. Well, time for you to go home now.

Pingu: Okay then, let's go.

(Pingu, Pinga and Mother went outside of Walmart)

(Cuts to PC Guy outside Walmart)

PC Guy: (yawning) Time to go to bed.

(PC Guy walks all the way back to his house, and went fast asleep in his bed during Bananas in Pyjamas Ending Theme (Japanese version) on the radio.)

(Shows Pingu and Pinga outside Walmart)

Pingu: It's still quiet out here. PC Guy has been falling fast asleep.

Pinga: Yes he is. Can we listen to some music from the radio when we get home, Pingu?

Pingu: Yes, Pinga.

(Cuts to Pingu and Pinga walking into Pingu’s House)

Ariel: Hi, kids!

Pingu and Pinga: A music called “Electric Avenue” by Eddie Grant.

Ariel: Just one dance, kids.

Pingu, Pinga and Sally Brown: Let’s dance together!!

(We saw Pingu, Pinga and Ariel inside their house, dancing to Electric Avenue by Eddie Grant.)

(Cuts to Gary Johnson and Junior SquarePants outside)

Junior SquarePants: Who's calling name?

Gary Johnson: I don't know, maybe the music is coming from Pingu's house.

Junior SquarePants: My Name's Junior SquarePants. I've been thirsty and gloomy. (grabbing into the vaccum cleaner) Creamy vaccumy.

(Shows Pingu's house vibrating with the music; the weather became snowy)

Gary Johnson: I wish I had to give him a coat for The Strangers, his friends, his family, and other people who contacted their rule. (praying) I wish The Strangers was here to take me and Protester Girl to his house, and do something fun. Please keep us safe from evil and stupid people for they don't know what to do. In the name of Jesus, we ask you to take us home safely. In the name of Jesus, we pray for you. Amen.

Junior SquarePants: No, wait, stop! Stop that there! (swooping into the green background) Yuck! Green! (putting into the vaccum cleaner)

(Suddenly, The Strangers came out of nowhere.)

The Strangers: Hey, Gary Johnson and Protester Girl. I think you can understand what that song is. Can I help you wear a coat?

Dexter Darling: Whoa there. There. There. I'm not stupid.

The Strangers: Yes, I am, Protester Girl.

Dexter Darling: Inflating the balloons, now! Scram!

(Cuts to PC Guy sleeping on his bed during muffled Super Smash Bros. Brawl temple music in G-Major)

(Fades from nighttime to morning and rooster crowing)

PC Guy: (yawning) It's morning already? I think it is after sunrise. So, what should I do?

(PC Guy goes to Pingu’s House and thinks of something PC Guy can do.)

PC Guy: (to himself; thinking) Think, PC Guy! Think! This must be a short time to hurry. I need to have those toys back, but if I lose them, Pingu, Pinga, Sally Brown and Mr. Keebler will troll me for the seventh week.

## Chapter 5: Moral Snapshot

(PC Guy got an idea.)

PC Guy: Oh yes! I had another idea!

(Fades to black)

(Fades to Pingu making a special recipe)

Pingu: It's stop that real dee, you goofy sucks! (gasps in horror) What the...? What's going on?

Pingu: I'm making a special recipe for little girl, Pinga.

Pinga: What kind of special recipe, Pingu?

Pingu: I don't know, let me check what was on my list. (looking at the recipe) Now let me see. (reading the recipe) 3 bananas, 2 pounds of grapes, 2 apples cored and chopped, 48 chunks of watermelon, and 2 orange slices. (talks to Pinga) Well you know, this is fruit salad. But I am going to add some special ingredients for it such as pineapples, pears, strawberries, you name it. And also I'm going to wash the fruit into the kitchen sink.

Pinga: Well, good luck for that fruit salad, Pingu.

PC Guy: (angry) I'm not gonna see those thieving clones making fruit salad for girl called Dexter Barrett. Those Pingu, Pinga, Nora and Nita SquarePants had already trolled me for seven weeks as possible! I'm gonna troll them!

Dexter Barrett: What's the matter? What's the matter? What's the matter with you?

(Pingu and Pinga came to Dexter Barrett's room with a bowl of fruit salad)

Pingu: Too bad, too bad. Senorita can make us. Isn't it?

Dexter Barrett: (angry) Yooooou! Doesn't his matter you!

Pingu: Hee-hee-hee. Bye-bye. (running away; off-screen voice) Sorry!

(PC Guy, wearing a disguise, is knocking on Pingu's door.)

Pingu: Wait a minute, something is knocking at my door.

(Pingu walks to the door)

Pingu: I wonder who it is, Sally Brown. I'll get it.

Bugs Bunny (appearing out of nowhere): Attaboy, kid, get the curse.

Dexter Barrett: What are you guys doing?

(Pingu opens the door and saw PC Guy, who is disguised as Father)

[Peter Gabriel: Father, Son]

Father (who is actually PC Guy): Hello, I'm Father, the one-of-a-kind cousin of PC Guy that brings you this message. Sorry, but I'm his imaginary cousin. Those guys would have trolled me for seven weeks, as so much as many times.

Pingu: Really?

Sarah SquarePants: (offscreen) Hey, watch yourself, penguin!

(Sarah SquarePants appeared yet again out of nowhere)

Sarah SquarePants: You can't that do to me! You won't really boy!

(Sarah ran out of Pingu's house but sits on a bench.)

Sarah SquarePants: I'm a Donald Duck. A thousand dollars. Take a look.

(Shows Pingu and Pinga; Dexter is holding a camera)

Dexter: Well, howdy-do.

Pinga: Good! How many pictures are there in the movie, Sally Brown?

Dexter: Not Sally Brown. It's Dexter.

(Shows PC Guy trying to take Pingu to jail)

Pingu: What are you taking me!?! Hey! Let me go! Now!

(Dexter took a picture of PC Guy, which caused the disguise to fall out to reveal PC Guy)

(Cuts to Pingu talking to his sister, Sally Brown, her friend, Lucy van Pelt, and his brother, Pinga)

Pingu: (angry) It was a disguise?

Dexter: (guffaws) Happy, happy, joy, joy. (guffaws again)

Pingu: (angry) A disguise that PC Guy wears the whole time!?!

Dexter: Thistle? What?

Pingu: (angry) Well, let me get this straight. PC Guy is a real Stinkerputt!

Dexter: Stinkerpuff.

Pingu: (angry) Yes, yes he is. I'll teach him a lesson or two.

(Scene transition to PC Guy in his bedroom: Clockwise wipe)

PC Guy: (sad) (sighs) I would never wear those pesky clothes again. I'll put them back in my drawer so I can wear some new ones.

(Fades to black)

(Fades to the Sing-Along Songs with Peppermint Patty title card)

Sing-Along Songs with Peppermint Patty Announcer: And now it's time for Sing-Along Songs with Peppermint Patty, the part of the movie where Peppermint Patty comes out and sings a Sing-Along Song.

[Dana Glover: It Is You (Have Loved)]

(Fades to Peppermint Patty and Marcie on the stage)

(Peppermint Patty and Marcie sings his song as it plays)

(Peppermint Patty and Marcie walks out of the stage and fades to black)

(Fades back to the Sing Along Songs with Peppermint Patty title card)

Sing-Along Songs with Peppermint Patty Announcer: This has been Sing-Along Songs with Peppermint Patty, tune in next time to hear Peppermint Patty say.

(Fades back to Dexter Barrett on the stage)

Dexter Barrett: (scared) Aah, no! Not again! Will you would stop it now?

(Fades back to the Sing Along Songs with Peppermint Patty title card)

Sing-Along Songs with Peppermint Patty Announcer: Thanks for watching this segment! See you next time! Bye-bye!

(Fades to black)

(Fades to Pingu and Pinga stuck in chewing gum)

Pingu: (low pitched voice) That's funny. I stepped on a blue, yucky, and very sticky piece of chewing gum, it must be everywhere.

Pinga: Me too, Pingu. How can we get rid of chewing gum all over the place?

Pingu: I don't know, Pinga.

## Chapter 6: Very Sticky Situation

[The Bee Gees: Stayin’ Alive]

(Cuts to a close up of Pingu's foot trying to get it unstuck from chewing gum)

(Cuts to a close up of Pingu’s head and chest struggling to get unstuck from chewing gum)

(Cuts to a close up of Pinga's feet struggling to get them unstuck from chewing gum)

(Cuts to a close up of Pingu and Pinga, struggling and dancing on chewing gum)

(The camera cuts to a close up of Pinga's feet dancing into rhythm on chewing gum while the camera pans to Pingu's feet dancing into rhythm on chewing gum as well.)

(While Pingu and Pinga are dancing on chewing gum, Pingu gets angry.)

(Pingu stopped dancing on chewing gum while Pinga still does)

(Pingu slapped Pinga in the cheek)

Pingu: (mad) Knock it off, Pinga.

Pinga: Sorry.

(Cuts to Pingu and Pinga with their feet, still stuck on chewing gum)

Pinga: Looks like it could be a very sticky situation in this room, Pinga.

Pingu: (tired) And this dancing makes my feet hurt so bad. Maybe I should take a picture of this sticky gum on the floor.

(Pingu took a picture of sticky blue chewing gum that is on the floor.)

(Cuts to Pingu and Protester Girl)

Pingu: Oh, no. No, no, no. It's a book, boyfriend. And made we look just the Hanna-Barbera, make it us. Look?

Protester Girl: I don't know. (afraid) Ah! I'm so scared. Is that from Pingu's house?

Gary Johnson: Yes! (3x) It came from right here!

Pingu: Eh, moochie-moochie.

Dexter Darling: Stop! I want you! You're watching television set!

Protester Girl: You see, we should take a peek. Only a peek but not too close. (laughs) This can't be bad, those Tubby the Tubas will be thrown in jail.

(Cuts to Pingu and Pinga)

Pinga: Why are they talking to us like that?

Pingu: Maybe I should take a picture of this one, too.

(Pingu takes a picture of Gary Johnson and Protester Girl.)

Pingu: That should teach those Gary Johnson and Protester Girl a lesson.

Pinga: Yep, it produces a lot of life, and it printed beautifully for cellphones and video cameras.

(Cuts to Dennis chewing gum)

Pingu: (low pitched voice) Oh my goodness, my ears had just popped. I know who had chewed gum in my house, Pinga.

(Dennis' face turns blue as he continues chewing gum.)

Pingu: Something blue happened to his face, Pinga.

Pinga: Looks like he had a small sticky problem.

(Dennis blows a bubble.)

Pingu: I can't believe Dennis chewed gum in my house, Pinga! I have a very sticky situation over here.

(A guitar string is heard during a close up of Pingu's hand with gum all over it.)

Pinga: Chewing gum is really gross, chewing gum I hate the most.

Pingu: (low pitched voice) And it's right into our hands! I need to take a picture of this, Pinga.

(Pingu took a picture of Pingu and Pinga's hands, both stuck in a piece of chewing gum.)

(Cuts to the Gary Johnson and Protester Girl behind the door)

Gary Johnson: I heard another noise, Protester Girl.

Sarah SquarePants: Stop it! They're carried away for the hospital dollars. Look. (spins into maid) A Double Duck. He-yah, yah, yah. (spins into superhero) Super Chrome. Up, up, and here we come! (falls and spins into husband, grabs a Luther doll) Aw, what a romantic. She's so weird. And stop that brings the old! (grabs and splats into the pie and looks at the audience)

(Gary Johnson and Protester Girl ran away from Pingu's house)

Dexter: Hold it, the SquarePants allowed in the 60 years.

Pingu: Slowly, slowly.

Pinga: And this afternoon, he stole the toy from the toy store, and took it after sunrise.

Dexter: Never.

Pingu: We should go for a walk and take this camera with us.

(Pingu and Pinga go for a walk until they see behind the bushes.)

Pingu: PC Guy might be hiding in the bushes. I can barely see his noot.

(Candy pops out of the bushes)

Candy: Nice to meet ya, Miss Penguin Understanding.

(Pingu and Pinga are shocked)

Pinga: Oh deary dear! That criminal is back! Hurry! Run!

(Pingu and Pinga ran away from PC Guy)

Dexter: Yes. Call me Chief Wiggum.

(Dexter calls the police on PC Guy)

(Cuts to Dexter Barrett)

Dexter Barrett: Whoa!

PC Guy: (shocked) Chief Wiggum! What are you doing here?!

Dexter Barrett: You can't still shopping? I'm not a piranha. I'm a police.

Candy: Guys, that settles it. It was toon crazy and the time machine. Never you like a imagine.

Dexter Barrett: (guffaws) That was tooooon-crazy!

Pingu: (angrily) Toooooooon-craaaaaaaazy! (Pingu fighting Dexter Barrett)

[Cakecutter: Fly]

(Shows the police car chasing PC Guy)

(PC Guy used his teleportation powers to get back to his house)

Pingu: That's it. No one allowed this morning. Ha. I kill them. (closes the door)

(PC Guy falls asleep and snores loudly.)

## Chapter 7: Do Not Change The Weather, PC Guy!

(Cuts to Pingu and Pinga behind the window, then outside)

Pingu: PC Guy is snoring so loud. I can't get to sleep, because I heard the sound of it.

Pinga: We like staying in the night with you, Pingu. It's the 3rd day of March.

(Pingu and Pinga go for a walk.)

(Cuts back to PC Guy snoring)

(Cuts to Pingu's house at nighttime)

(Cuts to Pingu and Pinga in bed)

Pingu: It's good to spend the day in March, Pinga.

Pinga: We can go back to sleep now. Good night, Pingu.

Pingu: Good night, Pinga.

(Pingu and Pinga went back to sleep)

(Fades from nighttime to daytime)

(Cuts to Sarah SquarePants)

Sarah SquarePants: Yes! Success! What's your nonsense? (spins into SpongeBob dressing up) SpongeBob SquarePants? (spins into Wildmutt dressing up) Wildmutt? (spins into duck dressing up) No one hold Donald Duck!

(Kronk sets the fan on 1 and gasps. PC Guy appears out of nowhere.)

PC Guy: Kronk? What are you doing here?

Sarah SquarePants: (excited) Duck? (slides into the water) There's no way out of here! (splashes into the water) And so need the explorations. We need become the student, spooky, crazy adorables.

PC Guy: And why is this weather so hot? I gotta go to the weather control room and change it!

(PC Guy went outside of his house)

Sarah SquarePants: Say, Pingu, what did say?

(Fades to PC Guy at the weather control room)

PC Guy: Now let's see. Which weather pattern should I put for tomorrow's forecast? Oh, I know, how about... (pushes the snow button) ...snow, (pushes the strong wind button) strong wind, (pushes the rain button) and rain for tomorrow's forecast. Yeah, that should be it for now. Well, time for me to go back to my house now.

(Cuts to Sarah SquarePants and PC Guy)

Sarah SquarePants: Bye-bye, little penguin.

PC Guy: Yes, I put in snow, strong wind, and rain for tomorrow.

Kronk: (angry) PC Guy! How could you do this to me, Pingu, Pinga and Sally Brown?! You should be ashamed by yourself. That's it! I'm outta here!

(Kronk marched outside PC Guy's house)

PC Guy: Well, good riddance! (slams the front door) Stupid Pingu, Pinga and Sally Brown, trolling me, messing up with my property, and stealing my stuff.

(Pingu sat down on his chair and took a deep breath)

Pingu: (calmed) Stupid idiots. No more annoying. Ha.

(PC Guy turns on the TV and watches it)

(Cuts to the front view of the TV)

(Zooms into the TV screen; the screen shows the clip of A Charlie Brown Christmas)

(The TV screen cuts to the TV static and then cuts to the Tom and Jerry 1950-1951 title card)

Arista: (off-screen) Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!

(Arista stands in front of a snow falling screen with a Hanna-Barbera "Dexter" logo on the top right corner.)

Arista: All right, troops! Whatever we want to be Kirby TV Channel and a just to be cute. Just the looney, the one and only, the best day ever!

(Cuts to Dexter at the Kirby TV Channel)

Dexter: Oh, hello there. This is the channel Kirby TV. The worldwide, the domestic, the international and almost the everywhere.

(Cuts back to Squidward Tentacles in the news anchor table)

Squidward Tentacles: We'll be right back after these messages.

(Cuts to Dexter Darling watching the news on TV)

Dexter Darling: "We'll be right back after these messages"? Oh, dear.

Text: Meanwhile…

[C. Elbourn: You’re The Mean One, Mr. Keebler]

(Cuts to Mr. Keebler’s Castle)

Mr. Keebler: Rentro, What brings you here?

Rentro: (scheming) This case is what all true evil sorcerers stride for, and I need to put a stop into this world.

Mr. Keebler: Well, I think your idea doesn't make sense at all. But all I can say is--

Rentro: I don't want to talk about it right now, but I'm here to tell you that I'm planning to exterminate animated life and rule the world.

Mr. Keebler: But how are we going to do that, Rentro?

Rentro: Well, we will destroy Pingu, Pinga, Sally Brown and his friends once and for all, with my secret object that will exterminate animated life forever. Hand me the remote.

Mr. Keebler: (confused) Um, the goat?

Rentro: (angry) No! The remote!

Mr. Keebler: Oh! The remote! Got it! (hands the remote to Rentro) Here you go, sir. I thought you said you want me to give you the goat.

Rentro: I didn't say anything like that! But thank you! I got to show you my latest invention.

(Mr. Keebler and Rentro reveals his cartoon-destroying invention called the Dalek Septor 9000)

Mr. Keebler: This is the Dalek Septor 9000, the world's first cartoon-destroying invention ever made. It is designed for exterminating the investible animated human, animal, and/or cartoon beings of what intelligent life forms will find.

Rentro: Well, I got to say, sir. That is interesting and a good way to destroy Pingu, Pinga, Sally Brown and his friends. The reason why I hate them is because they kept on trolling and hating me for no good reason.

Mr. Keebler: Exactly. Allow me to demonstrate this invention.

(Mr. Keebler turned on the Dalek Septor 9000)

(The Dalek Septor 9000 moves its head and makes beeping noises)

Mr. Keebler: Dalek Septor, exterminate.

(The Dalek Septor 9000 shot a bottle of water)

Rentro: (amazed) Oh man! That was extreme and professional, Mr. Keebler, sir.

Mr. Keebler: I will have none of that. Anyways, this cartoon-exterminating invention will be able to destroy Pingu, Pinga and Sally Brown, and other people from the rest of the world.

Rentro: Um, Mr. Keebler. You know that PC Guy is a troublemakers, and he got trolled by the Pingu, Pinga and Sally Brown.

Mr. Keebler: Well, that would be a lot necessary to PC Guy as well, Rentro. We will be using that invention to exterminate Pingu, Pinga, Sally Brown and his friends that would be very specific. (acts in an aggressive behavior) I have to be more aggressive.

Rentro: Um, right, Mr. Keebler.

Mr. Keebler: I got to be more assertive.

Rentro: Yes!

Mr. Keebler: (scheming) I should show them who is the king.

Rentro: (mad) Of course, Mr. Keebler.

Mr. Keebler: (scheming) I'll show them how truly evil and brutal I am. (normal) Now where's my teddy bear?

Rentro: (while handing the teddy to Mr. Keebler) Here it is, sir.

Mr. Keebler: (happy with his teddy bear) My... teddy! (does an evil laugh)

(Zooms out to reveal Mr. Keebler and Rentro; Rentro also does an evil laugh after Mr. Keebler)

(Zooms out from the window of the castle called Mr. Keebler’s Lair; the Mr. Keebler’s Palace is at the to the town of South Pole. It explodes.)

Mr. Keebler: Ouch.....

Rentro: Thank God for Krazy Glue.

Text: The next day...

(Cuts to Pingu and Pinga inside Pingu’s house)

Pingu: It's good fun to spend the night, Pinga. We had a good night sleep last night. Let's go outside.

(Pingu and Pinga looks down to Dexter wearing his Nita SquarePants)

Dexter: Shut it up! Calimero have not arrested, because l run away.

(Cuts to rain, snow, and strong wind outside, then to Pingu and Pinga outside)

Pingu: (mad) Oh that PC Guy! He changed the weather did it by Sally Brown and Lucy van Pelt! I hate it when this happens! If PC Guy would have never sneaked into the weather control room, none of this would have ever happened!

Pinga: (mad) Ugh! Me too, Pingu! He's gonna pay for the ultimate price!

Pingi: (walks in from out of nowhere) That is impossible, since the laws of physics don't exist in this cartoon. Well, time to see Marcie. (walks away)

(Cuts to PC Guy inside his house)

PC Guy: Ah. What a beautiful day here in South Pole.  The snow is snowing, the winds are too strong, and the rain makes things grow. I like to watch something special on Nickelodeon!

(PC Guy watches Nickelodeon on TV.)

PC Guy: This seems kind of catchy.

(PC Guy continues watching until the Snee-Oosh logo appears on the TV screen.)

Chorus: Sneeeeeeeeeee-OOOSH!

(PC Guy screams and runs out of his house, then stock footage of a roller coaster POV is shown. We then cut to PC Guy who has randomly changed into a snowman.)

Pingu: What does l mean? Really snowball. Drugs. Likes. Drugs. Likes. Drugs. Li---

(PC Guy climbs out of the snowman and goes to Target.)

PC Guy: And here I am. This Target store is gonna be lots of toys, and some fun stuff!

(Cuts to Pingu and Pinga inside Target)

Pingu: (low pitched voice) Great! Which way did he go, Pinga?

Pinga: He went this way, Pingu.

(Cuts to PC Guy riding the Ferris wheel)

PC Guy: Wheeeeeeeeeee! This ride is fun! I like to ride on the ferris wheel! Now, I'm a one-of-a-kind workman that brings ferris wheels this message!

(Cuts to Pingu and Pinga outside Target)

Pinga: Boy! He sounds like Gary Johnson. We need to go back home to do something.

(Pingu and Pinga go for a walk.)

Pingu: And hey, what about the time I was having a peaceful day, that the birds were singing after the sun rises from the sky?

Pinga: Well, as for the sun, I don't think it will be still shining anymore. And I still don't know if Mr. Keebler is going to take over the world with Rentro or not.

Pingu: Don't worry about those two idiots, Pinga. Even that they are both evil and stupid, well, we can put a stop into this.

Pinga: Um, could we?

Pingu: Yes we could.

Pinga: Oh! I didn't realize that!

## Chapter 8: The South Pole International Circus!

(Pingu points at the sky.)

Pingu: Come and look! The sky is turning blue. And the sun is shining.

(Pingu and Pinga go for a walk.)

Pinga: Gee. Did you always get into a weird smelly sky?

Pingu: Not yet, Pinga, let's play outside with me.

(Cuts to Gary Johnson, holding his nose)

Gary Johnson: Gross! Smells fishy outside. Gross! (7x)

(Protester Girl appears out of nowhere.)

Protester Girl: What's gross? (shocked) Oh goodness it smells like Milhouse! (holds his nose) Gross! (7x)

(Cuts to Bugs Bunny)

Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up, doc?

(Cuts to Ariel)

Ariel: Well, it's so bad. Just one bite. Just one bite. Just shut up the annoying of the Earth.

(Pingu and Pinga appear out of nowhere.)

Pingu and Pinga: Shut up!

Ariel: (heart-beating) This is so cool!

Pingu: I don't look like an orange, until PC Guy knows the way.

(Ariel shouts at Pingu and Pinga.)

Ariel: (mad) What?

Pingu: (mad) Come on, Pinga, let's go kick his butt!

(Pingu and Pinga beat up Lenny Leonard before we cut to Pingu and Pinga walking away from Target with PC Guy shouting at them.)

PC Guy: Pingu, Pinga, What are you fighting about?! Fighting is not the answer!

(Pingu and Pinga walk towards the camera.)

Pinga: This answer is too far right quick. We must be there at the circus tomorrow.

(Cuts to a close up of PC Guy)

PC Guy: (slowly) Tomorrow? When?

[Aerosmith: I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing]

(Scene transition to the exterior view of the circus: Clockwise wipe)

(Shows the door of PC Guy's dressing room)

(Cuts to PC Guy dressing up. He looks at himself in the mirror and drops his pin.)

PC Guy: This would look even better with a flower in my buttonhole.

(Andrina appears out of nowhere.)

Andrina: What a wonderful ways to say!

PC Guy: Liar!

(Shows the front view of the stage with red curtains)

(Dexter walks through the curtains to the bottom center of the stage wearing a black suit, holding a microphone during the Nintendogs Theme)

Dexter: Ladies and gentlemen, is started out there of the Tunes.

(Dexter walks out of the stage and the curtains open showing PC Guy wearing a clown costume.)

[K.C. and the Sunshine Band: Shake, Shake, Shake (Shake Your Booty)]

(PC Guy gets out colorful balls and proceeds to juggle them before he falls over.)

(Cuts to Dexter)

Dexter: We'll be right back.

Pingu: After these messages. So what? Yes?

(Dexter shouts at PC Guy.)

Dexter: (mad) PC GUY!

Pingu: What? PC Guys.

Dexter: Sneak?

Dexter: (looks at the audience) Gulp.

(Rolly and Lucky are dancing on spot balls, holding red hoops.)

(Cuts to PC Guy, sitting down in his normal clothes)

PC Guy: (sighs) How do I look like a workman who never wore these clothes again? I should apologize to those people immediately.

(Cuts to Pingu and Pinga backstage)

Pingu: Did you hear that, Pinga? He apologized to us for stealing their boys.

Pinga: He did, Pingu.

Pingu: And for the master of disguise, that trolls Milhouse, Pinga.

Pinga: And for the speck of heart by being caught shoplifting, Pingu.

(Pingu and Pinga walk up the stairs.)

Pinga: Um, excuse me. Where are we going?

Pingu: We're going to have something to eat at a pizza place, Pinga.

Pinga: But--

(Pingu and Pinga stop walking.)

Pingu: There's no time to lose, we need to get to Domino’s Pizza.

Pinga: But--

(Pingu and Pinga arrive at the Domino’s Pizza.)

Pingu: We're here.

(Pingu and Pinga goes to James SquarePants, at the cash register counter)

James SquarePants: Whoa, there! What are you waiting for, two little penguins? Oh! I got it!

Pingu: I would like to have a pizza with cheese and pepperoni on it.

James SquarePants: Pinga, would you please off the crazy duck treatment?

Pingu: Diet...

Pingu and Pinga: ...water.

James SquarePants: Oh, no, you don't. Nice stay and chat.

Pingu: This food must be delicious, and this pizza should be here about 10 minutes.

Pinga: (in thoughts, echoing) Wow! Do I hear what Pingu said? He said 10 minutes. Yes! 10 minutes. (10x)

(James SquarePants arrives at the table Pingu and Pinga are sitting, holding a pizza dish with pepperoni pizza on top.)

James SquarePants: No, wait! Wait for me! Come back here!

(James SquarePants waves away)

Pingu: (happy) Oh boy! I love to have some pizza!

Pinga: (happy) Me too, Pingu! Yummy!

(Pingu and Pinga started eating pizza)

## Chapter 9: Pingu's Shocking Surprise

Pinga: Yum yum! This pizza tastes delicious. And this is gonna be more food for thought.

(Pinga eats the pizza.)

(Cuts to Pingu)

Pingu: Can you hurry up, Pinga?

(Cuts to Pinga)

Pinga: (chewing) Can't talk, Pingu. I'm finishing up with this pizza.

(Cuts to Pingu)

Pingu: You're gonna be late for the show.

(Cuts to Pinga)

Pinga: (chewing) We'll be at the show later, Pingu.

(Pingu walks out of Domino’s Pizza with Squeaky-Voiced Teen behind him.)

Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Enjoy the show, Pingu!

Pingu: Boy, that Pinga is on a slow pace. Eating pizza, and still drinking water.

(Pingu walks down the stairs.)

(Meanwhile, back at Domino’s Pizza, Pinga finished the last piece of his pepperoni pizza and drank the last drops of diet water)

Pinga: Delicious! That was good. (checks his watch) Oh my gosh! Pingu's heading to the club! I better get going! (gives $15 to Squeaky-Voiced Teen) Here's your money, Squeaky-Voiced Teen! Keep the change!

(Pinga walked outside of Domino’s Pizza)

(Cuts to Pingu walking into a club)

(Pinga joins him, and they start dancing to "Whip It" by Devo)

(Cuts to Pingu and Pinga outside of the club)

Pingu: (jealous) Where have you been, Pinga?

Pinga: I had finished eating all of the pizza and drank diet water. Do you forget something other than going to the club and dance to the song "Whip It" by Devo?

Pingu: Yes! (shocked) We forgot to watch the circus already! Thank you for reminding me, Pinga! Let's go!

(Pingu and Pinga rushed back to the circus tent)

(Cuts to PC Guy reading Humpty Dumpty to Charlie Brown)

PC Guy: Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men, couldn't put Humpty together again.

(The crowd laughing sound effect was heard.)

(Cuts to a close up of SpongeBob SquarePants and Dexter)

Dexter: (angrily) Oh, yeah? Shell City. Shell City. I've gotta get home thataway! (echoes voice "Thataway")

(Cuts to PC Guy)

PC Guy: Well, fine! You look like a Humpty Dumpty and you will look like one.

TEXT: Later that night….

[Jerry Herman: It Only Takes a Moment]

(Fades to Charlie Brown's house)

(Cuts to where Charlie Brown sleeps in your home)

Sally Brown: Get a good night's sleep, big brother.

Dexter: Later that night.

Dexter Barrett: So, that's tomorrow night at the MORNING!

(Andrina gives a kiss good night)

Andrina: See you later, Dexter.

Dexter Barrett: See you later!

(SpongeBob SquarePants closing the door and Charlie Brown went to sleep)

(Cuts to PC Guy outside Charlie Brown’s house)

(Cuts to PC Guy into Charlie Brown’s bedroom and Charlie Brown is fallen asleep)

PC Guy: That Charlie Brown didn't understand why he had accomplished everything. Now, I'm one-of-a-kind grumpy workman that doesn't bring him this message.

TEXT: The next morning….

Dexter: (off-screen) Good morning!

(Dexter wakes up Charlie Brown. He then opens his bedroom door and runs to the bathroom. We hear sounds of him brushing his teeth and then he opens his bathroom door and runs outside through the door and closes it.)

(Cuts to PC Guy)

PC Guy: What a white headed guy he was! He was trying to yell at me! He yells at me at the same time! He shouts at me. He pouts at me. He shouts at me. He pouts at me. He shouts at me, he pouts at me!

(Cuts to Daffy Duck hiding behind the bushes, then to PC Guy walking in the distance)

PC Guy: He shouts at me. He pouts at me. He shouts at me. He pouts at me. He shouts at me, he pouts at me!

(Cuts to Daffy Duck)

Daffy Duck: That's all right. I was a something or what?

(Cuts to PC Guy's window. We see PC Guy sitting on a bean bag and sighing. Outside, Chief Wiggum knocks on the door.)

(Cuts to Fat Tony, Pingu and Pinga are outside Fat Tony's house)

Fat Tony: Uh, who could that be? (yawns)

(Fat Tony walks outside and PC Guy appears out of nowhere.)

Fat Tony: Hello?

PC Guy: There's no one there, Fat Tony.

(Fat Tony looks confused.)

(Cuts to Pingu at the light blue room)

Pingu: (low pitched voice) They're finding out now, but no Sing-Along Songs with Peppermint Patty, if Peppermint Patty wakes up, he's gonna get pranked. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (normal voice) So those are Peppermint Patty reactions that I must read.

(Pingu starts reading Peppermint Patty's reactions during the Living Books opening theme music. During this, he gives out several different emotions until the music stops.)

Pingu: But wait, the song wasn't so sad. The song sounded merry. Very merry.

(Cuts to Peppermint Patty. Peppermint Patty starts singing Thomas, You’re The Leader and Pingu lies on the floor dead looking. Peppermint Patty continues singing before we cut back to Pingu covering his ears.)

Pingu: (low pitched voice) Oh, I hate this song!

(Peppermint Patty continues singing until Pingu shouts at him.)

Pingu: (mad) That's it, I quit!

[Rascal Flatts: Life is a Highway]

(Pingu starts walking away from South Pole)

(Fades into black with Pingu walking)

TEXT: To be continued....

## Chapter 10: The Most Annoying Scorpions Song Ever!

TEXT: Immediately…

(Pingu finds himself standing on an iceberg in Alaska)

Pingu: Where am I? Am I inside Alaska? I gotta get outta here before my feet will get cold.

(Pingu appears behind the iceberg and sings the Rock You Like a Hurricane before the iceberg breaks and tips Pingu into the water. Pingu gets back up and Stickguy starts chewing gum.)

Pingu: (mad) This is the worst and annoying Scorpions song ever! And now, it's time for the epic battle!

(Pingu blasts Stickguy with a laser and electric balls are seen flying in the sky. After a period of time, we cut to Stickguy flying into Daffy Duck.)

Daffy Duck: TIMMMMMMMBERRRRRRRRRRRR!

(Daffy Duck and Stickguy get up.)

Stickguy: I did. Rock You Like a Hurricane from Scorpions is the best song I ever sang. I'm sorry.

Daffy Duck: Yes? (picks up Stickguy)

Stickguy: Jail? What jail?

Daffy Duck: Pardon me, l'll go to the prison.

(Cuts to Stickguy in jail)

Stickguy: (slowly) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo...you!

(Cuts to Dexter)

Dexter: I can't hear you.

(Jackie Bodine appears out of nowhere.)

Jackie Bodine: Dexter, you little mousy boy! Have you arrest this me! And, oh, l almost forgot and barfing like a gas! (roaring)

(Cuts back to Dexter Barrett)

Dexter Barrett: Stupid Chief Wiggum.

(Cuts to Pingu at jail)

Pingu: What's wrong, are my South Pole Insanity files bugging you? I loved it when you're still in jail.

(Cuts to Stickguy, then back to Pingu)

Pingu: In all of those days, you will never be here. I work best at LGI.

(Cuts to Pingu saying "Nugg-nugg" several times in a cartoon character's voice, then a close up of a monster's eyes, then back to Rick Perry, this time going mad)

(Cuts to Pingu and Pinga)

Pinga: Pingu! Look! Rick Perry has gone mad!

(Cuts to Squidward Tentacles)

Squidward Tentacles: (speaks) So?

## Chapter 11: Stickcop 2’s Battle with Stickguy

Pingu: Now who's being stupid? I'm not stupid, Stickguy is.

(Cuts to Santed Stickguy)

Santed Stickguy: Hello, my name is Santed Stickguy, and welcome to Beach Park. If that's what you want to do, then we're going to see the fishes, and have a shippy shippy shippy shippy shippy shippy shippy day!﻿ (walks towards Stickcop 3) As you can see, we're here to take you guys on a tour of my ship, because it--

(Santed Stickguy bumps into Stickcop 3.)

Stickcop 3: You're under arrest for bumping into me! You're going to jail!

(Cuts to Santed Stickguy in jail)

Santed Stickguy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOahahahaha!

(Stickguy appears out of nowhere and sings the Rock You Like a Hurricane until Stickcop 3 appears out of nowhere.)

Stickcop 3: You're under arrest for singing Rock You Like a Hurricane! Come on, Stickcop 2! Let's fight Stickguy!

(Stickcop 2 appears out of nowhere with a huge hammer.)

Stickcop 2: Yes! I'm gonna fight Stickguy with a huge hammer!

[Jane’s Addiction: Stop!]

(Stickcop 2 chases Stickguy with a huge hammer, and a town of South Pole, he hits Stickguy on the head. He then blasts him with a laser into the sea, and we pan to see Stickguy underwater. The Stickcops then collide into each other and explode for no reason at all.)

(Cuts to Pingu laughing while watching the event on TV)

Pingu: Sorry, this video is so funny, I can watch it myself.

(Pingu sees a South Pole Mail hat.)

Pingu: Why is that South Pole Mail hat doing in my living room? This hat's made from South Pole.

(Pingu puts on the South Pole Mail hat.)

Pingu: (low pitched voice) Let me find out what's happening.

Pingu walks while wearing the mail's hat during the Little Miss Show theme song before Nora said Schroeder stops him.)

Nora: Say, what's the matter, stupid?

Dexter: Nora, you little red headed girl.

(Dexter fights Pingu.)

Dexter: So shut up. You're whatever doing do, don't feed the animals.

(A "WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH!" sound is heard. We then cut to a poster reading "BLASTED!" with Pingu on it during the The Simpsons Game The Land of Chocolate production music.)

## Chapter 12: The Challenger is Approaching!

(Silence)

Gary Johnson: Why is there everything that is so quiet? I might have to tell Charlie Brown about Stickguy. Let's find out.

(Gary Johnson walks to the museum and stops at a sign saying:

"Please report to your homeroom

<03 Oak Neepdonop 05>

<04 Drive Cogsworth 06>"

and opens the door of homeroom #4.)

[Larry the Cable Guy and Michael Caine: Karazy]

(Cuts to Cloe in the darkness)

Cloe: Good morning, little brother.

(Cuts to Gary Johnson in the darkness)

Cloe: (off-screen) Wings in the hole?

(Gary Johnson turns on the lights.)

(Cuts to Arista)

Cloe: (off-screen) Hurry up, it's all right. Nita was believe in help for us.

(Cuts to Arista and Patrick Star)

Patrick Star: Ah-ha! Besides, l don't hopscotch anymore, whatever l---

(Cuts to Pingu at a staff meeting)

Pingu: Good afternoon my newcomers. I'm Pingu, the king of South Pole. If you may call me Pinku, Pingu, the king, of South Pole. For those that don't know, I'm the founder of the King's Academy. (cuts to a close up of Pingu at the staff meeting) And for being nice to people, who was raising to play with their toys, and selecting our unique gifts. Well done!

(Cuts to Cloe)

Cloe: (spit) SquarePants.

(Cuts to Cloe, Gary Johnson and Patrick Star)

Gary Johnson: I cannot believe it! Pingu is announcing the townsfolk at the staff meeting!

Patrick Star: Duck-naked?

(Gary Johnson and Protester Girl walk to the lobby office. Pingu appears out of nowhere.)

Pingu: Is that what you've been, Protester Girl? So is this all your fault?

(Attina appears out of nowhere.)

Attina: Guess who?

Pingu: Do you ever not paying any attention? There's some talents that are more apparent to others. Work towards your potential, and... (holds a box of jewels, low pitched voice) I hope you will find out.

(Pingu sprays jewels at Gary Johnson and Protester Girl.)

Pingu: (mad in G-Major) You will stop interfering right now!

(Attina and Protester Girl are buried in jewels.)

Attina: OK, time's a wasting time.

(Cuts to a close up of Pingu)

Pingu: (low pitched) That's enough! That will be it for your medical insurance. If I see you cheating on me again... (high pitched voice) There... will... be... spanking! Do you understand?

Attina and Protester Girl: No, thanks.

(Pingu goes for a walk.)

Pingu: These Gary Johnson and Protester Girl are ticking me off without choices. And wait, who's that new guy over here?

(Calimero Barrett appears out of nowhere.)

[Elvis Presley: A Little Less Conversation]

Calimero Barrett: Uh, unsane girls! What do we do? Something was crazy of the lava.

Pingu: I see him. He's colorful, and I have never seen him before. You know I have Blinky 2PO to obey me.

(Pingu sees Blinky 2PO being unveiled. Dramatic music plays as the camera focuses on Blinky 2PO.)

(Cuts to Pingu laughing)

Pingu: (laughs evilly) This will do the plan for bugging me, I just built this Blinky 2PO robot myself, but not in an evil way like Mr. Keebler and Rentro.

(Cuts to Blinky 2PO)

Blinky 2PO: Wazzup, y'all? My name is Blinky 2PO.

(Cuts to Adella and Gary Johnson)

Gary Johnson: That Pingu is such a grump, I'll make this quick since I came back here from detention.

Adella: LIttle help here?

Gary Johnson: Nothing. I didn't do anything bad. He made me cry. (begins to cry, then cries sadly)

(Fades to Dexter Barrett holding a picture of Gary Johnson crying)

[Turbonegro: All My Friends Are Dead]

Dexter Barrett: Yoo-hoo!

(Dexter Barrett calls Mr. Keebler on his cell phone)

Dexter Barrett: (talking on his phone) Yes?

Mr. Keebler: (angry) Peppermint Patty is attending on getting more Russian Patty Union members. Huh?

Rentro: Well, he needs new RPU members, sir. I mean, what's a union without members?

Mr. Keebler: (scheming) Very true, Rentro, but except for us. (walks out the elevator) I have a plan. Just play with me, Rentro.

Rentro: (excited) All right! Time for me to play and have fun and have a great day!

Mr. Keebler: (disgusted) You know what I mean, shippy man. Humph!

(Mr. Keebler and Rentro walk out of the elevator, and went straight to Peppermint Patty's office.)

Mr. Keebler: (talking to Peppermint Patty) Excuse me, sir. Oh, are you Peppermint Patty, the only Russian girl that can sing Russian and English songs, all at the same time?

Dexter Barrett: Yes, sirree. Will you cut it out, please?

Squidward Tentacles: Well, that's what you think!

Rentro: Ahem, it's Rentro.

Mr. Keebler: Whatever. Me and my partner, Rentro, are looking for a new job in music for the Russian Patty Union. Pingu did not want us for our scheme of dying for talent, and now we're just wandering around South Pole, completely hopeless. May I join in your union?

Dexter Barrett: (angry) Ha! That's what you think! And that's the mattering with you.

Mr. Keebler: Thanks, Peppermint Patty. We're getting our talent already. Oh, um, we're the only two members.

Dexter Barrett: Alicide Slim.

Mr. Keebler: Don't bother! Don't bother with Pingu, sir. He's worn out, cranky and annoyed, all because of your Russian music. We set to make the matter stronger from story into legend, more powerful and easy for our scheme. And if you did not hear any wimping out, you certainly want to know what's inside of you, and, plus, your bank won't just make any money. Soon, they're earning diamonds that are sold in jewelry stores, and even coins and bars covered with gold, the bank had received them from coast to coast. While money, jewelry, and gold were stolen by villains, robbers, and thieves, they do it the old-fashioned way, but in the modern time, they even used many inventions like the Dalek Septor, to take down cops, security guards, and other people to steal everything from this entire planet. (scheming) Don't stand by, Peppermint Patty. We will be millionaires.

(Mr. Keebler and Rentro laughed evilly)

(Fades to Pingu, laughing evilly)

(Pans to Blinky 2PO walking away from Pingu)

Blinky 2PO: Blinky 2PO must destroy Gary Johnson. Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep. (walks off with Father’s Boss behind him)

(Father’s Boss appears out of nowhere behind Blinky 2PO.)

Father’s Boss: Who is this new guy? He looks like Mr. Keebler.

(Cuts to Arista)

Arista: Dah-by-a-boo-say, zow!

(Blinky 2PO walks at night during electronic music.)

## Chapter 13: Jackashay Returns!

Jack: Oh, I think the mail's here. Let's see I can read for today. (reads a newspaper) Huh? "Blinky 2PO was here! Blinky 2PO walked at night! I think it was Pingu who made the robot! If PC Guy catches the Blinky 2PO, he'll get arrested! Blinky 2PO is going to destroy Bud Buditovich, Mr. Keebler, PC Guy, Homer Simpson, Gary Johnson, Grandfather, Mother, Father and even Stickguy, that's why!"

Jack: I wanna be a superhero to stop that robot and save the day. And that... will be me! JACKASHAY!!!!!! (lightning strike flashes across the screen)

(Hero by Skillet plays as Jack transforms into Jackashay. Jackashay flies across the sky (which is rotoscoped footage from the infamous "Tu Mera Superman" sequence of the 1988 Indian film Dariya Dil) and we cut to Pingu releasing Blinky 2PO when Jackashay appears out of nowhere.)

Jackashay: Aha! You scared me a lot of luck, you stupid robot! I, Jackashay, will use my secret superpowers to protect me.

(Jackashay fights Blinky 2PO and Blinky loses his batteries.)

Blinky 2PO: Uh oh! Batteries ran out! Blinky 2PO needs to... blah blah polluse! Gotta get the blah polluse!

(Pingu is mad.)

Pingu: What?! No! That's not happening again! Time to fix this thing up! Noot, Noot!

(Pingu puts the batteries back inside Blinky.)

Blinky 2PO: Blinky alive. Blinky must destroy Jackashay. Beep beep beep beep beep!

(Jackashay fights Blinky again. He then charges his laser with his finger and blasts Blinky to smithereens.)

(Cuts to Pingu with Blinky 2PO, who got destroyed by Jackashay)

Pingu: My-- (3x) My robot!

(Cuts to Jackashay celebrating)

Jackashay: I won!

(Cuts to Pingu, cue record scratch)

Pingu: (laughs) Record scratches!

(Randomly teleports to Jackashay and kicks him 1,433.5 miles away)

(Cut to Dexter Darling flying into a burning electrical transformer (video of the Iives Megatron electrical transformer explosion in Miami on August 17th 1993, with Jackashay edited in))

Dexter Darling: I'll save you, you little twerp!

(Transition: Fade to white and fade from white)

Jack: Holy muffins! I just had a huge nightmare! (low pitched voice) And now I had enough of these stupid robots walking at night. I don't wanna see another robot walking at night again. And when I go to bed, there will be no robots in this movie.

Dee-Dee: (off-screen) Yoo-hoo!

Pingu: Who said that? Let me take a closer look.

(Dee-Dee appears out of nowhere.)

Dee-Dee: Going out.

Dexter: (angry) Fuck off.

(Cuts to Pingu outside)

Pingu: Chill out, Pingu. You know that Blinky 2PO was defeated. Jackashay went crazy and used a baseball bat to destroy him. I, Pingu, will... have... to keep... cool. Uh oh! I'm... going... to throw... a... tantrum... in... 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0! (mad) DANG IT DANG IT DANG IT DANG IT DANG IT WHY DOES JACKASHAY HAVE TO DESTROY BLINKY 2PO IT'S SO STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID! TIME TO LAUNCH MY SECRET WEAPON!

(Cut to Pingu walking towards a randomly-placed teal shed. He walks into the doorway and through the shed to a green, oddly-shaped hammer as "The Liberty Bell" plays)

Some guy in the background: MONTY PYTHON'S THE FLYING CIRCUS-SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

(Pingu grabs the hammer.)

(Pingu suddenly ends up in Alaska and suddenly a giant foot appears.)

(Cuts to Dexter Darling)

Dexter Darling: See you later, Toodlers. Ha-ha-ha-ha!

## Chapter 14: Frieda Sings A Song

(Pingu appears behind the giant foot and finds a newspaper.)

Pingu: Who left this newspaper here? Let me read this. (reads the newspaper) "Idiots do idiotic things! Jackashay accidentally killed a duck! Please don't destroy Stickguy or else you'll get arrested! Bajoo and Robby worked together to make the Scan Passer 9000! Don't destroy them too or else you'll get arrested like PC Guy!" (holds a hammer, low pitched voice) This hammer can get rid of Stickguy by breaking the ice first.

(Adella walks on thin ice as Pingu breaks the ice with his sledge hammer)

Adella: (gasps) it's heat!

(Adella falls out of the thin ice and got splashed on heated water)

(Adella swims back up to the surface after getting splashed on heated water)

(Cuts to Pingu, laughing evilly)

Stickguy: (angry) What the freakin' doofus!!

Pingu: Sorry, Stickguy, I know that you have been bugging me until 260 years later. I used a sledgehammer to break the ice.

(Cuts to Stickguy who got confused)

(Cuts to Pingu and Stickguy)

Pingu: (scheming) Until tomorrow night, you will be mine forever!

(Pingu laughs evilly while running away from Stickguy, leaving Stickguy stranded in heated water)

[The Carpenters: (They Long to Be) Close to You]

(Cuts to Stickguy, thinking of some ideas to get revenge on Pingu)

(A light bulb popped on top of Stickguy's head)

Stickguy: (happy) I got an idea! I gotta call Rolly in his office.

(Cuts to Rolly in his office)

(Aquata's telephone is ringing, as Rolly picked up the phone and answers Stickguy)

Aquata: (on the phone) He's crazy hay!

Stickguy: (off-screen voice in the phone) Hello, Rolly. Pingu has his scheme to use the sledgehammer to break the ice. I'm not happy with him! And also, Mr. Keebler and Rentro teamed up with Glaceon to exterminate Pingu and everyone else in the world. They all use 2 machines, 2 cartoon-exterminating machines to destroy Mr. Keebler, Pingu and everyone else as well. The first machine is the Dalek Septor 9000, while the other was the Scan Passer 9000 to destroy Jackashay. Shall I deal with him now?

Aquata: (on the phone) I don't get the guys borrowed him the genius!

Stickguy: (off-screen voice in the phone) You would better run for your life, too, Rolly! I'll see you in a few days! Goodbye!

(Fades to PC Guy swimming on the lake; PC Guy is wearing his swim trunks)

PC Guy: Swimming is fun!

Gorgious: Whoa there! Sounds like a magical!

PC Guy: (as he gets out of the lake) Yes, Stickgirl?

Stickgirl: PC Guy, you should swim on the lake with heated water in it. Nobody would do that!

PC Guy: (jealous) Then don't make lies to me, you liar!

(Sudden cut to Mr. Keebler and Rentro with Bugs Bunny)

Mr. Keebler: Hey, Glaceon, do you want to work with me and Rentro to destroy Pingu and his friends?

Bugs Bunny: Awwww, ain't that cute? BUT IT'S STILL STANDING!

Mr. Keebler: (angry) Darn it! (talks to Rentro) Come on, Rentro, let's exterminate someone with our Dalek Septor 9000, alone.

(Mr. Keebler and Rentro teleported themselves from Mr. Keebler’s Castle to South Pole in the South America)

Rentro: So, now what?

Mr. Keebler: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go exterminate someone in South Pole.

Rentro: Good idea, Mr. Keebler! Let's do it!

(Mr. Keebler and Rentro go for a walk; Mr. Keebler is taking his Dalek Septor 9000 with him.)

(A police officer (voiced by one of the Pingu masters, Stickcop 1) comes over on a motorcycle)

Stickcop 1: (angry) Hey, you! Get out of the road!

(Mr. Keebler and Rentro are shocked as they looked at the police officer on a police motorcycle)

(Shows the full view of the police officer on the motorcycle, who is the Chief Wiggum, and the rest of the police officers, who are driving in police cars, riding on the roads)

(Mr. Keebler and Rentro got scared of the police)

Mr. Keebler: (scared) It's the South Pole Police! Let's get out of here, Rentro!

(Mr. Keebler and Rentro ran for the roads as the police officers are chasing them)

Mr. Keebler: Use the Dalek Septor!

Rentro: Okay! (fires at the police officers, but fails)

(The police officers are chasing Mr. Keebler and Rentro into a cliff)

(Mr. Keebler and Rentro looked at the cliff, and are shocked)

Mr. Keebler: Uh oh!

(Mr. Keebler and Rentro fall off a cliff)

Rentro and Mr. Keebler: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

(Explosion sound is heard)

(Cuts to Mr. Keebler and Rentro at the bottom of the cliff)

Rentro: (hurt) Ouch! I think I hurt my spine!

(The police officers came down the cliff and picked up Mr. Keebler and Rentro into the police van)

Mr. Keebler: (angry) Grrrrrrrrrr! Drats! This is crazy, you people! This is crazy!

Male EPA Worker: Sorry, sir, but we work for the laws of South Pole. You and Rentro are under arrest for attempting to destroy South Pole. You two are going to jail for a couple of weeks! (talks to 5 other police officers) Cops, take them away!

Female EPA Worker: Yes, sir.

(The police van, with Mr. Keebler and Rentro inside of it, drove away)

(Fades to Dexter at the Warner Bros. Animation stage singing "I Thought l Taw a Puddy Tat" by Bing Crosby with Pinga listening to it until he turns to Nita)

Pingu: Somebody! (fainting) Somebody help me, little brother! (scared) What's happening?

Nita: Uh, are you OK?

Pingu: (three girls holdings and grabs the cheeky little penguin) Huh? Unsane girls! Ooooh! What the hell? Is loosing turn off the CD?

(Nita turns off the CD.)

Pingu: Oooh, that settles it! We need whatever the couch!

(Fred Barrett holds the disc.)

Fred Barrett: Hold it up! Why is thank so? You can't that to do... (grabs Nita) ...the couch to me!

(Squidward Tentacles walks with the CD.)

Squidward Tentacles: Oh, yeah? Like the stupid?

(Cuts to PC Guy on top of the hill)

(Cuts to the close-up view of PC Guy; the sky is the background)

PC Guy: Good grief! You ever call this madness? I heard that Pingu yells at my cousin every time, and if he does that again... (the sky fills up with water) ...I would blub-blub-blub-blub-blub-blub-blub-blub-blub-blub!

(Cuts to Cloe, who wears a fisherman's suit and a raincoat, on a fishing boat, fishing for some fish)

Cloe: Eh, what's up, doc?

(Cloe swings his fishing line back and brings it forward and casts it in the beach; Daffy Duck had caught PC Guy's glasses inside the beach and reels it into the boat)

Cloe: (looking at the glasses) I don't dare. I said "what's up, doc". "What's up, doc"!

(Cloe puts his PC Guy costume on)

Cloe: (as Tigger) I borrowed somewhere about you. Name's Tigger. T-I-G-G-E-R. Tiggers don't that.

(Cloe started laughing, then he laughs out loud, and finally he rolled on the floor of the boat, laughing)

Cloe: (as he keeps on laughing) Oh oh oh oh oh!

(Cloe got hit by a baseball bat, with the "PEPPER BREATH!" effects coming out from the bat, which causes his PC Guy costume to fall out from Charlie Brown)

Cloe: (after he got hit by a baseball bat) Say, that's a minute.

Etno: All right, you then. I'll talking into a minute. (Cloe gets angry and beating up Etno) You see, l worried from the month.

(Cloe puts his PC Guy costume back on)

Cloe: (as Tigger) Don't you know, anything... (eye winking out) ...but me.

(Cloe got zapped out of the fishing boat by PC Guy using the Scan Passer 9000)

(Cloe wears a swim trunks)

(Cloe falls out of the boat and got splashed in the heated waters of South Pole Beach)

(Cloe swims back up to the surface after getting splashed on heated water)

Dexter: Dexter. Dexter. (panics) Cloe, turned it up!

Cloe: (shocked) Oh, yeah, l must go for... (got transformed into a goof) ...a hyuck. (makes the a-hyuck sound) What the...? (swims back to the beach and ran all the way back to Charlie Brown's house)

(Shows PC Guy rowing the fishing boat back to the harbor)

(Cloe who is currently in his original form, came out of Charlie Brown's bedroom)

Cloe: Please, remember something, stupid. Remember. (normal) I'm not chicken anymore!

(Adella went back inside his bedroom)

## Chapter 15: Blinky 2PO Strikes Back!

(Cuts to PC Guy cycling towards a mountain with the toy)

Junior SquarePants: Daffy Rants! (giggles)

(Cuts to Pingu and Pinga chasing after on a moped scooter)

Pingu: Hey, you! Come back here!

Pingu: Aw, stupid kid!

Candy: (screaming) It's a mountain!

(Candy is chased up the mountain, then PC Guy and Pingu and Pinga are chased by Nita on a bicycle, with Nora and Dee-Dee holding on to Dexter Barrett)

[The Vince Guaraldi Trio: Christmas Time is Here]

Nora: Oooh, just listen up. I've needed to the drugs.

Nita: Drugs? Oh, bad news, Pingu.

Dee-Dee: So, Nita, what are you waiting for?

Nita: Yeah, because l say know now.

Dee-Dee: Yeah, sure..

Nita: (going faster) Are you says no?

(Cue collision with PC Guy, Pingu, Pinga, and Nita and her friends, they suddenly start going down the mountain and crash as the music continues playing)

Nita: (lands next to Pingu) Yes, dear.

Pingu: (angry) I HATE SISTERS GETTING OVER ME! KEEEEEEEEEEENNY!

(Transition to Dexter Barrett relaxing in his home: Flipping sideways to the left)

Dexter Barrett: Ha. My part show.

(Dexter Barrett runs to his mailbox and picks up a newspaper as Tour de France by Kraftwerk fades out.)

Dexter Barrett: Ha-ha-ha! You can't that do to me! (reads the newspaper) "Suffering Succotash! You can't the doomed! That miracle evening! In the end of the world!" (gets angry) No, you can't! Somebody do something!

TEXT: Later that evening….

(Cuts to Santed Stickguy driving a blimp with Bugs Bunny watching him at evening)

Bugs Bunny: Rule Number One: Tom drinks the cup of coffee and picks a hot.

Daffy Duck: Yes, yes.

Bugs Bunny: Rule Number Three: Walking the monsters and drivized into the BOOM!

(Cuts to outside the blimp, then to Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny watching the sunset)

Bugs Bunny: Well, l can't get out of the here!

Daffy Duck: (nervous) Duck?

Bugs Bunny: (jealous) Whoops! (jumps out of the blimp and deploys a parachute while in the sky)

(Cuts to Daffy Duck)

Daffy Duck: See you later!

(Dee-Dee Darling prays when suddenly, the blimp starts falling.)

Dee-Dee Darling: Ta-daaaaaa.

(The blimp falls more.)

Dee-Dee Darling: Let me have it.

(Eskimo Disco plays “7-11” in South Pole Winter Concert Series and the Peanuts gang wear swimsuits and other characters in South Pole Beach at evening)

(Cuts to SpongeBob SquarePants)

SpongeBob SquarePants: Just shut up. I don't anything we want.

(Cuts to Pingu, Bratz Babyz, Looney Tunes, Xuxa and Spongebob Squarepants characters)

Pingu: (angry) Hey, you! Get outta here!

Mr. Peng-Chips: You suck!

Punki: Shut up and play!

(Cuts to Mr. Peng-Hoven)

Mr. Peng-Hoven: Preachy!

(Cuts to SpongeBob SquarePants)

SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah.

(Cuts to Michael Pritchard)

Michael Pritchard: But the pollution in your beach - it’s dissolving our barge!

(Cuts to Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck)

Bugs Bunny: The rabbit.

Daffy Duck: The duck.

(Cuts to blimp falling)

Eskimo Disco: Watch out!! Here comes Santed Stickguy!!

(The CGI animated blimp crash landed on a barge with an After Effects explosion)

(The exploded blimp then rolled down on the barge)

Dexter Barrett: (scheming) Yes, here we go again.

(Cuts to the Mega Scan Passer at the purple room, then to Dee-Dee in a pink shirt)

Dexter: Sorry, Dee-Dee, l was worried to... (squeezing) ...me.

Alana: Uh-oh, that ain't good.

PC Guy: (off-screen) Only if you keep on hating Homer Simpson, you bean head!

Dexter Barrett: Oh, yeah?

(SpongeBob SquarePants sits down on a chair, then we cut to a German voiced segment.)

Pingu: PC Guy, ich wünschte, es wäre sicher in diesem Raum. Soll ich in die Diskussion zu bekommen?

Subtitle: PC Guy, I wish it would be safe in this room. Should I get into the discussion?

PC Guy: Mein meine! Ich verstand nicht, dieses Gespräch! Es dauert keine Kredit!

Subtitle: My my! I didn't understand this conversation! It takes no credit!

Pingu: Ich habe eine Kreditkarte in meinem Haus. Und es wurde noch vermisst. Ich werde es in ein paar Tagen zu finden.

Subtitle: I have a credit card in my house. And it was still missing. I'm going to find it in a few days.

PC Guy: (mad) Haben Sie beliebige Eis heute gesehen, Huhn gum gewürzt Sie?

Subtitle: Have you seen any ice today, you spiced chicken gum?

Pingu: Sie haben in diesem South Pole TV Studio erschienen.

Subtitle: They have appeared in this South Pole TV Studio.

(Pingu becomes shocked for a split second, then turns mad and explodes PC Guy into the sea. A sound clip from a cartoon plays during the sequence. Charlie Brown thinks for a couple of seconds before we cut to Pingu with Blinky 2PO.)

Pingu: Blinky 2PO, what gives you an electric shock to break up your body parts?

Blinky 2PO: Batteries are now charging. Blinky will help destroy Gary Johnson and Protester Girl. Beep. (7x)

(The camera zooms in on Pingu as he has an idea with a light bulb above his head. Electronic music plays during this. We then cut to Pingu's mailbox with a phone with green letters saying HNC. Pingu picks up the phone and presses the buttons. We then cut to behind Stickguy and a big screen in front of him, then we cut to Stickguy sitting in a chair.)

Stickguy: Huh? What's going on here?

(On the big screen, Pingu appears in front of the HNC background.)

Pingu: (laughs evilly in a low pitched voice) This is the way that Jackashay you have destroyed my robot, my robot is charged! I'll turn your terrors on you!

Dexter Darling: He's a little mousy boy.

(Candy and Etno turn to Blinky 2PO.)

Candy: Hold there, beast.

(Candy and Etno fight Blinky 2PO until he explodes in a live action explosion. We then cut to Pingu thinking inside the Holy Nightmare Company TV studio.)

Pingu: Those Gary Johnson and Protester Girl had destroyed my Blinky 2PO, my robot is destroyed for the last time. Time for a rebuild. I'll destroy Jackashay, Gary Johnson and Protester Girl once and for all!

(Relight My Fire cover by Café Society plays as Dee-Dee Darling is built.)

Dee-Dee Darling: Yoo-hoo. Yoo-hoo. What's about the doomed is the yoo-hoo safe?

Pingu: I'll use you later. (turns to Gary Johnson and Protester Girl, and talks in Freddy Krueger's voice) I'm not... crazy. (laughs evilly) I know where you live. I'm gonna get you.

(Cuts to Aquata pointing at Pingu)

Aquata: (high pitched voice) My hero!

(Cuts to Pingu)

Pingu: (on the phone; looking at the camera) Sorry, I'm on the phone right now.

(Cuts back to Attina)

Attina: You guys, let me alone that was---- alone! (x6)

(Relight My Fire fades out)

## Chapter 16: Check it Out! It's Reading Rainbow!

Patrick Star: (pointing at the sky) Boy chicks!

(Gary Johnson and Patrick Star are looking up at the sky)

Patrick Star: Didn't he say juben glitchen?

Gary Johnson: Oh wow, Protester Girl. Is it a bird?

Patrick Star: Please her!

Gary Johnson: Well, is it a plane?

Patrick Star: Yes?.

Gary Johnson: Is it Superman?

Patrick Star: Not Super-American? It's Super-Man!

Gary Johnson: Well, what is it then?

Patrick Star: (looking at the sky) It's going down.

Gary Johnson: Oh! I get it now!

(The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down Looney Tunes Theme plays as we cut to PC Guy standing on the roof of Walmart (who has changed from inconsistently being the Bayside Shopping Centre, The Mall in Huntsville, AL, Mentor, OH, Fort Myers, FL, and Orange Park, FL stores to the store in Willow Grove, PA ) with the two stolen toys. We then cut to the Gary Johnson and Squidward Tentacles looking up, then to PC Guy hiding behind the roof when suddenly, Daffy Duck chases him.)

Daffy Duck: You can't that sorta to do me!

(Daffy Duck chases PC Guy to his house, Daffy Duck is then run over by a Walmart tractor trailer truck.)

PC Guy: (points at Chief Wiggum getting squashed by a Walmart truck) Aha! In your face, sucker! (laughs)

(PC Guy went inside his house, taking the toy with him)

Daffy Duck: (angry) Whoa! (inflates himself) I gotta go and see you there.

(Daffy Duck walks away, off-screen)

(Cuts to the front exterior view of PC Guy's house (and to a lesser extant Sally Brown and friends’ house)

PC Guy: Ah! What a night. I've been in here all day, trying to get to bed but I can't sleep, because Fat Tony is reading books for no drastic reason. (turns to Sally Brown and her girls) Sally Brown, Lucy van Pelt, Eudora, can you tell Fat Tony to go to sleep? Fat Tony is reading a book in bed.

(Nita and her girls walk to Fat Tony’s room.)

Nita: Live bait.

Nora: Look, l am strength. You know, l am strength of the Blammo. (turns head to PC Guy and gains "in love" expression) I'm Nora SquarePants!

PC Guy: (blushed) Oh gosh, stop it you.

Dee-Dee: Nabbers.

PC Guy: (normal) Oh goodness, thank you, Sally Brown, Lucy van Pelt and Eudora.

Nita: (angry) Oh, yeah?

(Cuts to a pan through Fat Tony’s room from a fish tank to Fat Tony’s bed where a light is inside it. Nita knocks on the door and opens it. An audio clip from a Barnes & Noble PBS commercial is heard during the sequence.)

Nita: (off-screen) That's what you think!

(The light is turned off. It is turned on again to reveal Fat Tony holding a flashlight and reading a book.)

Nita: (off-screen) Turned off!

(While Fat Tony gets shocked at the camera, Nita quickly turned off his flashlight.)

(Fades to Dee-Dee)

Dee-Dee: (shouts) Oooh, you coward!

Nora: (pushes Dee-Dee) But Kellogg's will put magic cereals on every page. (laughs, then stops) Look at me! I'm naked!

(Cuts to Fat Tony thinking about his imagination for no real reason at all)

(Cuts to 2000-2006 Reading Rainbow theme song, then cuts to Mimi singing some final words from the lyrics of the Reading Rainbow theme song)

Pingu: Please, for the love of God, shut up.

(cue shooting star)

Pingu: (walks away) Nevermind.

(cut to Gary Johnson and Arista walking down a sidewalk)

Gary Johnson: (sighs) We didn't have a chance to destroy Robot, because it's a lot more powerful than Blinky 2PO.

Arista: Hit the road, kid!

(Robot lands in front of them)

Robot: Time for your extermination!

(Pans to a flower bed in Nita's garden (Yes, PC Guy is roommates with Nita) while Robot beats up Gary Johnson and Protester Girl off-screen)

Text: Back at PC Guy’s house...

(Cuts to PC Guy holding a magic wand)

PC Guy: I shall use this magic wand to make Pingu go nuts. It will trick Pingu magically.

(PC Guy tapped his magic wand on top of Pingu's head)

(Pingu, disgusted, walks forward on the right direction and then walks backwards to the center, then he walked forward on the left direction and then walks backwards to the center, the cycle repeats until the scene cuts to Pingu getting sucked onto a white hole)

(The white hole becomes a rainbow portal, while Pingu was shocked)

(The rainbow portal disappears from existence)

Cletus: His majesty has low points, but I don't think he has ever left these stock prices down.

(Cuts to PC Guy with the graph showing stock prices of books sold in the South Pole Library)

PC Guy: That's right, Cletus. These books cost a billion dollars, because billions of books go on every price. Readers have another approach. Readers never quit.

(Cuts to PC Guy and Cletus)

Cletus: (happy) You do?

PC Guy: Yes.

(The rainbow portal reappears, as Pingu got out of the rainbow dimension)

(Pingu gets angry at PC Guy)

Pingu: (angry) So, is this some sort of a nightmare by letting me inside the rainbow? Ha!

PC Guy: (scared) Good grief, I'm so scared.

(Cuts to the red house, which is Pingu's mansion)

(Cuts to the interior view, Gary Johnson and Patrick Star (now beaten up and in crutches and bandages) walk in)

Gary Johnson: Ooooooooooo. My head.

Patrick Star: He's gotta OK.

Gary Johnson: My tummy hurts.

Both: Owwwwwwwwww.

Nita: Yes, yes, yes. (turns around) I want the Dee-Dee anymore.

Patrick Star: (sad) I want puppy.

Nita: It's time to thistle. (whistles)

(Andrina walks to Nita)

Andrina: Hey, what's up, doc? Oh, hi there.

Nita: (pointing at Gary Johnson and Patrick Star) Hold there, doc. Just one anymore the Dee-Dee's parents.

Andrina: (takes the Gary Johnson and Patrick Star to the ambulance) SIlence.

(Cuts to the exterior view of the red house as Stickgirl's ambulance (yes Stickgirl is a doctor, and has a degree in helping fix Rescue 911-esque injuries) drove away)

(Cuts to Nita walking up to her girls)

Nita: (slaps Nora and her pants and shirt quickly go back up and down) Say!

Nora: Stop that!

Dee-Dee: (with a stern face) Hold still, you little pinky out!

(Cuts to the door of the pink room)

(Cuts to Pingu and PC Guy in the pink room)

Pingu: Sharing is caring, PC Guy. You should have assist that you ain't worse than a thief. Thieves need to be locked up in jail forever, and soldiers need to be locked up in jail forever as well. Oh, and, uh, Russians? Of course, they need to be locked up in jail forever, too.

PC Guy: (angry) Nope. It wasn't that someday, and I mean someday, you shouldn't know how to think your violent anger is right for you, and for telling me all the way, to the truth. I have been apologizing you and your friends for this, thanks to your work.

(Shows Pingu writing a note to Stickguy about the mean things Pingu did to him; PC Guy is standing next to him, thinking.)

PC Guy: (angry) Pingu, are you writing something that you have been doing something mean to Stickguy?

Pingu: (angry) Be quiet, please. I'm trying to write a note to Stickguy about something mean that I've been doing to him in the past. So yes, I'm writing this to him.

(Pingu finished writing his note, puts it onto an envelope, and puts it in the mailbox)

(The mail truck picks up an envelope from Pingu's mailbox and drove away with it)

(Cuts back to Pingu who has been randomly walking through the door to the pink room)

Pingu: Anyways, what are you saying, Etno?

Etno: You hound.

Pingu: Yeah, that's because teasing counts like we do. And thanks for plugging me in a book.

Etno: But this time, is accident of the world.

Pingu: Yes, yes I did. Also, thanks for plugging me in another book.

Etno: This alien belongs to us.

TEXT: The next day….

[James Taylor: Our Town]

(Cuts to live-action shots of Chicago streets and buildings, one of them being South Pole's other workplace, Pizzeria Due. Then we cut to PC Guy riding a chopper)

PC Guy: (in a manner similar to Ricky Caldwell saying "Garbage Day!") NEWSPAPER DELIVERY DAY!

(Cuts to a newspaper being thrown at Daffy Duck's feet)

(Cuts to Cloe smiling and waving)

Cloe: Oh, yeah, l thought was said a face.

(Cuts back to PC Guy on the chopper, honking the horn)

(Cuts to him at the front going fast)

(PC Guy stopped his motorcycle at Mr. Waternoose's house and puts a newspaper inside Mr. Waternoose's mailbox.)

(PC Guy gets back on his motorcycle and drove away)

(Mr. Waternoose went outside of his house through the front door and walks to his mailbox. He opens the mailbox and pops out a newspaper.)

Mr. Waternoose: What is this! Another newspaper? Let me read it!

(Cuts to the newspaper with Mr. Waternoose's hands holding it)

Mr. Waternoose: (reading) "Rentro strikes back! Rentro is alive!?! Well, of course. Mr. Keebler helped Rentro escape from jail! Rentro and Mr. Keebler had been disguised by joining in PC Guy's music, and Rentro had almost exterminated Stickguy with the Dalek Septor 9000. He, along with Mr. Keebler, must be stopped by Jackashay, or Robot... by the way. Oh, and speaking of Rentro, did you find the Mega Scan Passer? The hint is that the Mega Scan Passer is in the back of the Beach Park cupboard. Find it, fast!!!"

Mr. Waternoose: (afraid) Oh dear! What am I going to do? I think I'll run. No time for that. I have to run!

(Mr. Waternoose ran through the forest and hides in the bush)

## Chapter 17: The Toy Chase

(Dexter Barrett appears in the bush for no reason)

Dexter Barrett: OK, Pinguie, you're lost for it.

(Dexter Barrett walks through the grass plain)

(Cuts to Dexter Barrett looking at the buildings of South Pole)

Dexter Barrett: Man and my saved the vegetables.

(Dexter Barrett walks at the "Andrina Never Stops to Him!" sign and stands next to it)

Dexter Barrett: Oh, is there a monster in the house?

(Cuts to PC Guy's house)

(PC Guy opens the front door)

PC Guy: Ah! Another beautiful day here in South Pole. The sun is still shining, the birds are still singing, and winter goes right through the past. (happy) It's about time for my very own dream world relaxation!

(PC Guy kneels down as he looks at the toy)

PC Guy: Wow! I found my toy! I'll take it home, so that way, those people will never catch me!

(Cuts to Pingu the left side view)

(Pingu gets angry and turns around to look at PC Guy)

(Cuts to PC Guy, happily holding the toy)

(PC Guy was shocked)

(Cuts to Pingu running towards the camera)

[Eugen Jochum conducting Das Orchester der Deutschen Oper Berlin: O Fortuna from “Carmina Burana”]

Pingu: (angry) Get back here, and give me that toy back, you thief!

(Pingu is chasing PC Guy, but calls Pinga on his cell phone for help)

Pingu: (on the phone; angry) Pinga, PC Guy is taking away our toy. Can you please help me chase him down?

Pinga: (off-screen voice in the phone) Yes, Pingu. I'll be right there!

(Pingu hangs up his cell phone and continues chasing PC Guy)

(Pingu ran to Pinga, helping him chase PC Guy at sunset)

(Pingu and Pinga chased PC Guy into the industrial park at South Pole with searchlights and she heard of alarm blaring at night)

(Cuts to Pingu, standing near the pole, looking to the left)

(Pingu looks at the right)

(PC Guy peeks from the pole and pulls out the toy)

(Pingu gets even more angry than before)

(Cuts to Pingu and Pinga chasing PC Guy while crossing the bridge of the lava river)

(Cuts to the abandoned castle surrounded by a lake of lava)

(Pingu runs to the door of the castle)

(PC Guy opens the door and takes a peek, looking at Pingu; Pingu was disgusted)

(PC Guy then pulls out the toy again)

(Cuts to Pingu, who is disgusted all the time, and PC Guy, thinking)

(PC Guy smiles at Pingu)

PC Guy: Nah-nah-nah nah nah nah! You can't catch me!

(Pingu gets mad and pulls out the Mega Scan Passer)

Pingu: (in a voice clip from Terminator 2: Judgement Day; mad) Hasta la vista, baby!

(Pingu shoots PC Guy with the Mega Scan Passer)

(Cuts to PC Guy running away from Poisoned Cyan Lasers)

(Cuts to the front view of PC Guy, running towards the camera, away from Poisoned Cyan Lasers)

(Pingu and Pinga continued chasing PC Guy through the laser hallway)

(Pingu runs to the door of the castle)

(PC Guy pens the door and takes a peek, looking at Pingu; Pingu was disgusted)

(PC Guy then pulls out the toy again)

(PC Guy then leaps out to the stairs with the toy)

(PC Guy runs upstairs with the toy)

(Pingu and Pinga continued chasing PC Guy up the stairs)

(Bugs Bunny was at the top of the pedestal. He then gets angry at Pingu and Pinga and PC Guy and pointed at them.)

Bugs Bunny: (angry) Oh, yeah?

Subtitle text: OH, YEAH!

(Pingu and Pinga rolled their eyes while thinking)

(Cuts to PC Guy holding the toy; PC Guy is angry)

(PC Guy bursted out the toy by punching it, causing the attacking flying helicopters to occur)

(Pingu and Pinga ran for their lives as the attacking helicopters fly over them)

Pingu and Pinga: Run for your lifes!!

(Cuts to the toy, now being thrown, punched, and broken, on the floor)

(Pingu and Pinga kneeled down and saw that the toy is broken)

(Pingu and Pinga became upset)

(Cuts to PC Guy)

PC Guy: His Highness has a toy helicopters inside the toy which was a very bad start. (starts walking away leaving Pingu and Pinga in disappointment) Well then, catch you later.

(Cuts to PC Guy walking out of the industrial park in South Pole)

(Cuts to Pingu and Pinga disappointment for the toy)

Pingu: (disappointed) Man, that stupid one-of-a-kind workman named PC Guy really is a troublemaker. We kept on trying and trying to get that toy away from PC Guy, and now we've been trolled.

Pinga: (disappointed) Who could have been a bad workman who had tried to troll us? We chased PC Guy here at the industrial park in South Pole, trying to get our toy back, (sad) but now it's gone... forever... because PC Guy broke it on purpose, causing a huge clone war of attacking flying helicopters to occur. We're very upset about the toy, and, we are very disappointed in PC Guy.

Pingu: (upset) I knew this would have happened, Pinga.

Pinga: (upset) Yeah, it's a shame that the toy was lost forever, but that doesn't mean it's the end of us.

Pingu: (upset) I see your point, Pinga. Now who could have been taking over South Pole better than him?

Mr. Keebler: (off-screen) Does that answer your question, Pingu, or should I say, Lignen Hammil Gunpanow?

Pingu: (disgusted) Hey, who said my full real name in public?

(Pingu turns around to see Mr. Keebler and Rentro with their Dalek Septor 9000)

(Cuts to Mr. Keebler and Rentro with their Dalek Septor 9000)

Mr. Keebler: I did, Pingu.

Pingu: (shocked) Mr. Keebler!?! Rentro!?!

Pinga: (shocked) We should have known that you came here.

Mr. Keebler: You should have known better. (scheming) So, PC Guy is a Stinkerputt, and he trolls you too, eh?

Pingu: (angry) That's right! He has stolen the toy from Walmart a few days back, and because he's a bad workman.

Pinga: (disgusted) Also, how could you do this to us once we met you in the first place?

Mr. Keebler: I was hoping you would ask. I was a mean man as I thought if I'm a bit old for a reason, because I was scheming to take over South Pole with my partner named Rentro, but we are not just taking over your kingdom, but we will also take over the entire balance of the world.

Ariel: Gee, what are you now?

Mr. Keebler: (talking to Rentro) Well, don't be necessary, Rentro. (talking to Pingu and Pinga) Anyways, me and Russ Cargill became best friends since I first saw him, working at his white house. We were testing out my new cartoon-exterminating machine called the Dalek Septor 9000.

(Fades to flashback footage of Mr. Keebler and Rentro, disguising to be in Peppermint Patty's music)

Mr. Keebler: (off-screen) We were also disguised to be in Peppermint Patty's music show, made possible in part by the Russian Patty Union, (shows a new flashback animation of Peppermint Patty, only to find out about Mr. Keebler and Rentro) but all of the sudden, Peppermint Patty then finds out about me and Marcie.

(Dexter Barrett, from the flashback, gets shocked at Mr. Keebler and Rentro)

Dexter Barrett (in flashback): (gasps) You stupid? (knocks on head) You, you, you?

Mr. Keebler (in flashbacks): (scheming) Because me and Rentro were disguised of joining your music show, so I can fool you and troll you.

(Mr. Keebler, from the flashback, does an evil laugh)

Mr. Keebler (in flashbacks): (talking to Rentro) Rentro, destroy Peppermint Patty with the Dalek Septor 9000.

Rentro (in flashbacks): Yes, sir.

(Dexter Barrett (from flashbacks) ran away from Mr. Keebler and Rentro)

(Rentro (from flashbacks) tried to exterminate Peppermint Patty with the Dalek Septor 9000, but failed to do so.)

(The Dalek Septor 9000's laser beam hits the wall, causing it to make a hole)

(Shows a new flashback animation of Dexter Barrett, from the flashback, running away from the Peppermint Patty Union Headquarters building)

Mr. Keebler: (off-screen) Rentro already tried to exterminate Peppermint Patty with the Dalek Septor 9000, but failed, because Peppermint Patty was running away from us.

(Fades back to Mr. Keebler in reality)

Mr. Keebler: (upset) And yes, my plan of exterminating Peppermint Patty, by disguising to join his music show, had failed... (jealous) ...thanks to Rentro for spoiling it for me!

Rentro: (using his binoculars) What for? I was just looking at Robot attacking Jackashay.

(Pans to Jackashay and Robot fighting)

Jackashay: You shall never defeat me!!!

Robot: Oh yeah? (punches Jackashay in the face)

(Cuts to Jackashay falling out of the sky)

Jackashay: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

(Pans back to Rentro)

Rentro: (angry at Mr. Keebler) What do you mean I spoiled your plan? You're the one who made those evil plans that kept on failing every single time!

Mr. Keebler: (angry at Rentro) Oh yeah? Well, guess what? I'm smart, you're dumb, I'm old, you're young, I'm tall, you're short, I'm right, you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do about it. Now stop making fun of me and my ideas, you stupid man! (turns to Pingu and Pinga; normal) Sorry for the unfortunate inconvenience. Anyways, me and Rentro are willing to use Dalek Septor 9000 to take over the world and destroy cartoons forever.

(Mr. Keebler shows Pingu and Pinga his Dalek Septor 9000)

Mr. Keebler: And... because... I have it... right... here!

(Cuts to Pingu and Pinga, angry at Mr. Keebler and Rentro)

Pingu: (angry) I don't believe it! I don't believe it at all! How can you do something like that to us? And also, how could you do this to my own kingdom?

Pinga: (angry) I knew you are a mean man like Mother told us. And also, you are the most evil Norwegian person ever!

Rentro: Oh, Pinga, haven't you been scared of him before? I decided to be his partner of Mr. Keebler's evil business.

Pinga: (angry) You bogus!

Pingu: (angry) You don't stand a chance, Mr. Keebler!

Mr. Keebler: That's when you're wrong, Lignen, but I do have the Dalek Septor 9000 to exterminate you and there's nothing for you to stop me.

(Cuts to Pingu and Pinga, angry at Mr. Keebler and Rentro)

Pingu: (angry) You'd better think fast, because if you exterminate us, you'll have to exterminate PC Guy first, you double-straight moron!

Mr. Keebler: (angry) That is unacceptable, you fools! Now you'll get it!

(Cuts to Mr. Keebler talking to the Dalek Septor 9000 with voice control)

Mr. Keebler: (angry) Dalek Septor 9000!

(The Dalek Septor 9000 moves its head and makes beeping noises)

Mr. Keebler: (pointing at Pingu and Pinga; angry) Exterminate them!

(Pingu and Pinga got scared)

Pingu: (scared) Run for it!

(Pingu and Pinga ran for their lives as the Dalek Septor 9000's laser beam hits the ground of the pedestal)

(Cuts to Mr. Keebler with his Dalek Septor 9000; Mr. Keebler crossed his arms while he gets angry)

Mr. Keebler: (angry) This isn't the end of it, fools! I will get you, Pingu and Pinga, oh, and PC Guy, too. (scheming) And I mean it! (laughs evilly) BWA HA HA HA HA!

(While Mr. Keebler laughs evilly, the Dalek Septor 9000 melts in Mr. Keebler's hands for no reason)

Mr. Keebler: (with a stern look on his face) Aw phooey.

(Cuts into industrial park of South Pole, night)

Pingu and Pinga: Let’s get out of here!

(When Pingu and Pinga ran away from Mr. Keebler, Rentro and Dalek Septor 9000)

(The giant green plasma dome covers the industrial park of South Pole goes dark as the power failure)

TEXT: The next morning….

(We then cut to PC Guy, walking on the roads)

PC Guy: Those two kings can't toss me out like chewed-up chewing gum. I will walk across the street again, and go to Walmart to buy other things.

(Cuts to PC Guy entering a Walmart store)

[Jeff Bergman and Kath Soucie: Bratz Babyz Theme Song]

(Cuts to PC Guy and Fred Barrett)

Fred Barrett: I had no one everything!

PC Guy: Yeah, someone will thank me for this.

(PC Guy gives Krusty Krab dollars to Arista, gets the toy, and went off)

(Fred Barrett sniffs the Krusty Krab dollar, and then disgusts it)

Fred Barrett: I thought l was a say no.

(Fred Barrett went crazy and makes an "you're depiscable" voice clip from *Merrie Melodies* episode Rabbit Seasoning as he got the dollar bill)

(Shows PC Guy walking around Walmart)

(Cuts to Adella outside Walmart)

Adella: Eh, what's up, pal?

(Cuts to Adella and Lucky at the stage, doing the Moonwalk in South Pole International Circus; the audience are clapping and cheering during the Carousel Ride)

## Chapter 18: Pingu Sings Pythagora Switch

(Cuts to outside PC Guy's house, then to PC Guy holding a blue present)

PC Guy: I can hardly wait to wrap this secret gift. You see, permission is permission. Let me check what was inside!

(The gift opens to reveal a mini PC Guy popping out Kanga and dancing to the Sesame Street theme song during an audience applause sound effect. Cuts to Lucky)

Lucky: Wow! It's cool and it looks like Pingu!

(Cuts to Sarah and James SquarePants pointing up at the sky)

James SquarePants: Oh, yeah. Let's do it again.

Pingu and Pinga: (confused) A Mega Scan Passer?

(Cuts to Dexter Barrett)

Dexter Barrett: (looking at a newspaper) Oooh, what are you waiting for? I'm free a newspaper.

(Cuts to the newspaper in Dexter Barrett's hands)

Dexter Barrett: (reading) "Don't Stick the Small Mammals!"

(Cuts to Dexter Barrett)

Dexter Barrett: Uh, you're, uh, um, anyway...

[The Vince Guaraldi Trio: Linus and Lucy]

(Cuts to the cliff with the "Donald Duck" boulder on top of it)

(The "Donald Duck" logo shines on the cliff by the sun)

(Cuts to Dexter Barrett driving on his car)

(We zoom in to Dexter's face)

(Cuts to Dexter running on the city of South Pole)

(Cuts to Dexter going to the grocery store)

(Cuts to Dexter wears a swimsuit and goes for a swim in South Pole Beach)

(Cuts to Dexter and Marcie hugs himself in the couch in evening)

(Cuts to Pingu looking at the toy; Pingu was disgusted, and the toy was safely sealed inside a glass box)

Pingu: (disgusted) Man, I didn't spend my cash for the Barnes & Noble book store. Not even my toy is a complete model. I'm going to Toys R Us. Whoever did this such a thing?

(Pingu went to Toys R Us)

(Cuts to Pingu inside the Toys R Us store)

Pingu: I see the toys there! I'll get to that toy aisle.

(Pingu goes to the toy aisle until he stopped and looked at the baby toys)

Pingu: (scheming) Aha!

(Pingu went back to his house and opens up a present; inside the present was Cadpig)

(Pingu dances like Squidward Tentacles from “Culture Shock” to the Pythagora Switch theme song)

(Cuts to Dexter Darling and Dee-Dee Darling)

Dexter Darling: Oh, Dee-Dee, this is so awful.

Dee-Dee Darling: Finally. Dexter, it's the lucky room.

(Junior SquarePants starts walking out of PC Guy's house)

Dee-Dee Darling: It's the lucky room. Gracias, amigos.

(Cuts to Junior SquarePants walking out of PC Guy's house and through the sidewalk)

(Cuts to Dexter Darling, who is mad at the camera)

Dexter Darling: (mad) You're a sad brothers and sisters is back!

(Cuts to the Channel 6 Studios)

(Cuts to Dexter Barrett)

Dexter Barrett: You're a sister and a brother.

Pingu: I can't tell you enough how the toy is that I bought. I am very proud of you! This toy is awfully wonderful! Pinga and I would have had such a terrific life, if you never had been bored.

(Cuts to PC Guy, getting angry)

PC Guy: (slowly; angry) I'M... GETTING... ANGRY!!!

(PC Guy's face turns red when he gets angry)

PC Guy started to get mad)

(PC Guy then gets mad at Pingu)

(PC Guy sat on the dark red bean bag, getting even more mad)

(PC Guy angrily pulled out a piece of paper)

PC Guy: (shouting) NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

## Chapter 19: PC Guy Turns 140???

(Cuts to Mr. Keebler on the brown background; Mr. Keebler is looking at the camera)

(The camera zooms in to Mr. Keebler's face)

Mr. Keebler: (slowly; scheming) Time... for... my... own... revenge!

(Cuts to Pingu and Bugs Bunny in the snow forest)

Bugs Bunny: Ain't it a stinker?

Pingu: That's more like it. Why can't you start an adventure, while I talk to the talking teehee?

(Cuts to Bugs Bunny picking up a newspaper)

Bugs Bunny: Listen it up. (Bugs starts reading the newspaper) Read News Paper. That's it. "Goodbye to Antartica."

Pingu: Give me that! (grabs the newspaper from Bugs Bunny, scrunches it, and throws it into the trash bin) I want the newspaper company to stop making those newspapers that tried to deserve our world!

Dexter Barrett: Ha-ha! You called the this one enough!

(Pingu and Dexter Barrett walked through the hills)

(Cuts to Calimero Barrett and PC Guy on top of Bikini Bottom)

PC Guy: (thinking) Wait, where am I?

Calimero Barrett: Aha! Oh, well, what are you thinking now? It said Jerry runs outta here logo again!

PC Guy: That's not true! You have me scared.

(Cuts to PC Guy, thinking about getting out of Bikini Bottom)

Attina: (off-screen) Stop it, now!

(PC Guy turns around)

PC Guy: Okay, uh, who said that?

(Cuts to SpongeBob SquarePants on top of PC Guy)

PC Guy: (afraid) What... what... what are you?

SpongeBob SquarePants: OK, little pal. Whatever we wound the Dark Shadows outta here.

PC Guy: (thinking) Uh, yes, well I--

SpongeBob SquarePants: The bed is that way.

(Attina gets angry at PC Guy; PC Guy got scared)

Attina: (angry) So what are you tomorrow night? Remember me? (in Scary Voice) Let me have help!

PC Guy: (shocked) Oh no! I've got to drive real fast, before time is running out!

[The Human Beinz: Nobody But Me]

(PC Guy gets into his chopper and drive real fast through the roads; PC Guy's chopper's speed went up to 140 miles per hour)

(Cuts to Adella and Squidward Tentacles)

Adella: (angry) Someone's step in Nita's looking scene.

Squidward Tentacles: Oh, no! Don't feed the small mammals and get outta here!

(Cuts to Adella in his car; the upgraded Dalek Septor 9000 was on top of Mr. Keebler's car)

Adella: (angry) I don't need help! I don't want help!

(Mr. Keebler gets into his car and drove away to chase PC Guy)

(Cuts to Mr. Keebler inside his car)

Mr. Keebler: (angry) Aha! Yeah, that's right! You can drive, but you can't hide, PC Guy!

(Cuts to Mr. Keebler and PC Guy in a car chase scene)

(Jackashay flies over to the rescue)

(While Mr. Keebler's car is chasing PC Guy's chopper, Jackashay flies with them)

(Cuts to Jackashay, flying in the sky and looking at the camera; Jackashay is mad)

(Cuts to the Dalek Septor 9000 on top of Mr. Keebler's car)

(Jackashay used his laser eyes to blast the Dalek Septor 9000. Jackashay's laser beam hit the Dalek Septor 9000, and it exploded on top of Mr. Keebler's car, causing Mr. Keebler and his car to lose control)

(Cuts to Mr. Keebler's car on the road; Mr. Keebler's car is losing control, so did Mr. Keebler, himself)

(Mr. Keebler's car got crashed into the tree)

(We then zoom in to Mr. Keebler's car)

(Cuts to Jackashay, jumping down to the ground; Jackashay is angry)

(Cuts to Mr. Keebler; Mr. Keebler got hurt on a car accident after his car got crashed into a tree)

Jackashay: I know what you are doing, Mr. Keebler. You were trying to exterminate PC Guy with the Dalek Septor 9000, because you called him a shoplifter once again. You have gone way too far for this, Mr. Keebler!

Mr. Keebler: (angry) Jackashay! I should have know that you are on to this confrontation.

Jackashay: There's no restrict for defeating Jackashay, and I shall return you to your palace from Keebler Pole.

Mr. Keebler: (angry) You'll never take me alive, Jackashay! I'm more powerful than you! I'm smart, you're dumb, I'm old, you're young, I'm strong, you're weak, I'm tall, you're short, I'm right, you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do with it.

[Richard Strauss: Also Sprach Zarathustra]

Jackshay: (angry) And I ain't going down without a fight!

Mr. Keebler: (angry) You're going down for this!

(Cuts to Jackashay preparing for a fight)

Jackashay: (angry) You're on, like... Diddy Kong!

(Shows an animated sequence of Mr. Keebler and Jackashay fighting each other)

(Jackashay does a backflip kick, and Mr. Keebler got knocked down; the Wilhelm Scream sound effect might be heard during that animated fighting sequence)

(Jackashay's secret protection powers disappeared)

(We then cut to Mr. Keebler, laying down on the grass. Jackashay walked to Mr. Keebler.)

Jackashay: (thinking) Heh! It looks like you don't have what it takes to be a hero like Jackashay.

Mr. Keebler: (laying down; disgusted) I... I'm not... finished... with you yet. I will have... no... mercy... on this.

Jackshay: (thinking) That's right! You wouldn't.

Mr. Keebler: (angry) You're gonna pay for this!

(Cuts to Jackashay, holding a PokeBall; Jackashay is angry)

Jackashay: I don't think so. Time for you to go home now!

(Jackashay puts the PokeBall down, gently, to the ground)

(The PokeBall makes a beeping sound)

Mr. Keebler: (shocked) What the heck!?!

(The PokeBall started to suck up Mr. Keebler alive, as the magical sucking powers come out of the PokeBall)

Mr. Keebler: (scared) You'll regret this some day. (screams)

(Mr. Keebler got sucked up into the PokeBall alive, as the magical sucking powers went back into the PokeBall)

(Mr. Keebler walked to the PokeBall and picked it up)

Jackashay: (looking at the PokeBall) You just can't match the power of Jackashay! (points at the sky and looks at the camera) I won once again!

(The sun shines behind Jackashay during the Nintendogs Trial Intro production music.)

(Scene transition to PC Guy’s house: Clockwise wipe)

PC Guy: (off-screen) Ah! Home sweet home!

(Cuts to PC Guy in his bedroom)

PC Guy: (looking at the camera) This is the best day we've ever had. Everything is back to normal. There's even everything that I can solve problems in life. Everyone is so excited! So now, we can finally return to every quality theater programming for now on.

(Fades to black)

(Fades to Cloe talking to Pingu and Pinga)

Cloe: (happy) Hold still, Pingu, Pinga. Don't worry about me.

Pingu: (happy) Yes, Charlie Brown. It's good that PC Guy didn't steal any toys, but he bought one.

Pinga: (looking at the camera; happy) And remember kids, there are plenty of toys that you can play with.

(Pingu and Pinga both laughed)

Cloe: (happy) Scrappy? No.

(Pingu and Pinga went inside the plane)

Pingu: So long, partner. And thanks for the tour.

(Cuts to Cloe watching the airplane fly away and Nita and Nora hugs himself)

Cloe: Nita. Nora. Besides me.

(Fades to black)

## Chapter 20: A Very Happy Ending

(Fades to PC Guy in the living room)

(Cuts to Etno)

Etno: Don't worry, stupid. Make mine a together. It's all right. (chuckling) I'm a alien.

(Cuts to the last newspaper with SpongeBob SquarePants's hands holding it)

SpongeBob SquarePants: (reading; happy) "Dear Diary, l got a idea. You couldn't ways the animated toons the best win. Don't mind lf l do, The Wacky Check."

(Cuts to Bugs Bunny)

Bugs Bunny: (happy) It's a rabbit.

(Cuts to Daffy Duck)

Daffy Duck: (happy) A duck!

(Cuts to Patrick Star)

Patrick Star: (happy) A star!

(Cuts to Squidward Tentacles)

Squidward Tentacles: (happy) A octopus!

(Cuts to Dexter Barrett)

Dexter Barrett: (happy) Little girl!

(Cuts to Alana)

Alana: (happy) A bombs away!

(Cuts to Nita)

Nita: (off-screen) Applesauce! (walking) Just one anything is sing-along voices.

(Cuts to Jack and PC Guy in the living room)

Jack: So, that was the end of this movie. Right, PC Guy?

Gorgious: And now, into the next time, it's the sing song is 'The Wonderful Ways to Say No'.

(Fades to black)

TEXT: The Wonderful Ways to Say "No"!

(Fades to Pingu, Pinga, Nita and PC Guy are singing “The Wonderful Ways to Say No” during the nighttime at the wedding in the South Pole Church)

Pingu, Pinga, Nita and PC Guy: There a wild mild wonderful ways to say no.

(Cuts into Pingi and Pingo and the characters from the shows)

Pingi and Pingo: The best of times is now, As for tomorrow, well, who knows? who knows? who knows?

(Zooms in to Mother and Father wearing wedding suit and kissing in the South Pole Church and getting married)

Mother: Best kiss of my life.

Father: Best kiss of my life so far.

(Zooms out to Mother and Father kissing in the South Pole Church and snow falling from “A Charlie Brown Christmas”)

(Fades to black)

(Fades into the South Pole Construction Site during the nighttime)

Nita: I said timber.

(Nita dances and the Mayor Quimby’s body guards holding Daffy Duck and Lucy van Pelt)

(The camera zooms into SpongeBob SquarePants, Alana, Eddie, Patrick Star, Daffy Duck and Adella are singing and dancing into the South Pole construction site)

SpongeBob SquarePants, Alana, Eddie, Patrick Star, Daffy Duck and Adella: So, the jill was wonderful ways to say no

(Cuts into Pingu and friends singing)

All: All yabba-dabba-doo must strange though

(Cuts into Andrina and Stickgirl)

Andrina and Stickgirl: We're off to thee, never to thee, the miraculous wonderful ways to say no

(Andrina and Stickgirl kisses)

(Fades into the South Pole Pool and Adella, Nita, Ariel, Nora, SpongeBob SquarePants, Aquata, Marcie, Daffy Duck, Alana, Attina and Arista wearing swimsuits and dives into the water during the sunset to the city of South Pole)

All: Now, wait a minute!

(Cuts into Cloe singing and the Peanuts gang doing a synchronized swim in the swimming pool)

Cloe: I'd get out of the here

(Cloe goes under in the swimming pool)

Cloe: Ah, phooey, let me that again

(Cloe dives into the water)

(Fades into black)

(Fades into the South Pole Fire Department during the nighttime)

Fat Tony: So hold this moment last, And live and love as hard as you know how

(Cuts into Fat Tony and the townspeople)

All: Almost there we're gonna the talking again and lost

Dee-Dee Darling: Bye-bye! Thanks again!

(Fades into the city of South Pole during the nighttime)

(Pingu and the rest of the crew sing one more time)

All: So hold this moment last, And live and love as hard as you know how

(Cuts into Pingu, Pinga and Pingo)

Pingu, Pinga, Pingo: And make this moment last

(Cuts into Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck)

Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck: The million dollar wonderful ways to say no

(Zooms into Robby and Bajoo)

Robby and Bajoo: Is now

(Zooms into Calimero Barrett and Squidward Tentacles)

Calimero Barrett and Squidward Tentacles: The famous star wonderful ways to say no

(Zooms into Dexter Barrett and Alana)

Dexter Barrett and Alana: The wild never wonderful ways to say

(Zooms into Fred Barrett)

Fred Barrett: No

Nora: (growls) Oooh! That's it!

(Camera zooms to Pingu and Pinga throwing batteries at the toy)

Pingu: (frustrated) Dang nabbit! I've been in this room for five days to put those double A batteries inside the toy. The frustration. The anonymous and humiliation.

(Pingu and Pinga paused for a second)

(Pingu then looks at the camera)

Pingu: (looking at the camera) Sure we do.

(Fades to black)

TEXT: That Was Pretty Good, Actually.

(Fades to black)

## Chapter 21: End Credits

(Cuts into picture of Pingu and Pinga chasing PC Guy in Walmart)

Text: Directed by Jim Kammerud and Brian Smith

Text: Produced by Carolyn Bates, p.g.a. and Anne Michaud, p.g.a.

Text: Executive Producer Leslie Hough

(Cuts into picture of Rolly and Lucky balancing in South Pole International Circus)

Text: Screenplay by Paul Tibbitt and Kyle McCulloch

Text: Story by Jim Kammerud and Brian Smith

Text: Based on the Characters Created by Otmar Gutmann and Erika Brueggemann

Text: Music Composed by Stephen James Taylor

Text: Original Theme and Music Composed by Keith Hopwood

Text: Executive Music Producer Hans Zimmer

(Shows footage of Pingu uses super powers to fight Stickguy)

Text: Owen Wilson

(Shows footage of Pinga and Nita watching Frieda in the South Pole Concert stage)

Text: Thomas Horn

(Shows footage of Mother grabbing the toy)

Text: Bonnie Hunt

(Shows footage of Father dancing with The Stickcops, Chief Wiggum, Lou, Eddie and Homer Simpson)

Text: Larry the Cable Guy

(Shows footage of Father’s Boss in Pingu Helps to Deliver the Mail)

Text: Will Ferrell

(Shows footage of Grandfather in Pingu and the Braces)

Text: Michael Caine

(Shows footage of Robby in Pingu Goes Fishing)

Text: Jon Heder

(Shows footage of Bajoo in Pingu and the Abominable Snowman)

Text: and Peter Dinklage

(Cuts into picture of Chief Wiggum holding the gun in Lisa’s Date with Density)

Text: Editor David Ian Salter, A.C.E.

Text: Heads of Story Robert Porter Derek Drymon

Text: Production Designer Nicky Hinkley

Text: Visual Effects Supervisor Philippe Gluckman

(Cuts into picture of Pingu and Pinga chasing away from helicopters in industrial park of South Pole)

Text: Head of Effects Conan Low

Text: Head of Character Animation Paul Tibbitt

(Cuts into picture of PC Guy taking Pingu into jail)

Text: Art Director Ruben Perez

Text: Associate Producers Jennifer Dahlman Damien de Froberville

Text: Production Managers Dinesh Krishman Nar Michelle Jurado Staphylas

(Cuts into picture of Mr. Keebler chasing PC Guy)

Text: Animation Supervisor Alan Smart

Text: Head of Lighting Jonathan Harman

Text: Lighting Supervisors Rajarajan Ramakrishnan Murali Babu Kodiparthi Gregory Jennings Raju Vaidya Vimal Subramaniam

Text: Background Supervisor Justin K. Thompson

Text: Surfacing Supervisors Prema Baban Parab David Doepp

Text: Character Technical Director Supervisor JJ Jay

Text: Character Technical Director Co-Supervisor Nathaniel Dirksen

Text: Character Effects Supervisor Somesh Quardos

Text: Head of Effects Erik Mattson

Text: Supervising Technical Director Michael Brainerd

Text: Matte Painting Supervisor Pete Billington

Text: Stereography Willem V. Dress

(Cuts into picture of The Stickcops, Lou, Eddie, Chief Wiggum, Homer Simpson and Father)

Text: Sound Design and Sound Supervisor Paul N.J. Ottosson

Text: Re-Recording Mixer Paul N.J. Ottosson

Text: Casting by Christian Kaplan, CSA

(Fades to black)

(Shows the scrolling closing credits)

(We saw Calimero Barrett walking to the center of the black background)

(Calimero Barrett turned his head towards the camera)

Calimero Barrett: Hello, folks. Here l am.

(Calimero Barrett completely turned his body)

Calimero Barrett: (looking at the camera) You're whipped? Boo-yah! It courses l do. Nobody's OK. (Calimero's mom grabs a hand of the kid, punch off-screen and gets home) Stupid small mammals.

(Calimero Barrett irised himself with circle)

Text: Produced by DisneyToon Studios Burbank-Sydney-Tokyo

(Fades to black)

(Shows DisneyToon Studios 2003-2010 logo)

(Shows Paramount Pictures logo)