Future of Entertainment Pt. 2

"*If you want to be a part of the future of entertainment, put on your VR headset, load up your favorite package of channels like VRV.CO/BIGMONEY, and then go ahead and maybe get your ass roasted by this woke-ass Wendy's Twitter account.*"
―Erik
Future of Entertainment Pt. 2 is the 91st lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It follows Future of Entertainment Pt. 1 and was released on January 25, 2019.

## Summary

Erik asks Lady Hair Erik how 2018 went for him. At first he didn't like 2018 because George H. W. Bush died, but then Lady Hair Erik remembers the actually doesn't like Bush. Erik re-watches Future of Entertainment Pt. 1 to see where he left off.

Erik reflects on how the internet has changed over the last four years. He notices that Vine has been replaced by TikTok, and he doesn't understand TikTok at all. He decides that it's just the same as other video platforms for kids to do stupid things on. Erik moves on to a more groundbreaking form of entertainment and puts on his virtual reality headset. He doesn't understand how VR works and keeps teamkilling.

Erik explains how cable worked back in his day before there was internet. He wishes that there was a way to buy multiple channels for cheap, and advertises the lesson's sponsor: VRV. He goes back in VR and tells his teammates about VRV. Then he kills them. He looks for another form of new entertainment and finds podcasts. He watches one with Logan Paul but all of the commenters just hate Mike.

One other thing that Erik notices has changed is that companies are trying to prove how woke they are, while Erik isn't even sure if he used the word "woke" correctly. He watches a famous Gillette commercial that encouraged men to not bully or harass people. The comments are a shitshow full of sexist and transphobic comments. He leaves a comment explaining to them why their outrage is dumb.

Erik promises that a part three to this lesson will come out never, and anyone wanting to learn about the future of entertainment should reach out to someone younger like Emshorts who might be Erik's actual son. Then Rotten Pineapple Erik lets Erik know that John McCain died.

## Comments

*Yo how do I make money off this shit? Is it like Vine where I get ten thousand bucks to drink a Pepsi while showing off my girlfriend's butthole? Or is it more like Youtube where I edit together a shitload of other peoples Vines and call it "Biggest Vine Fails V23!" while somehow being able to monetize it whereas anyone else with an original video who happens to hit three keys on a piano ends up getting a copyright strike from opportunistic corporations like UMG, which I'm guessing stands for "Ur Money's Gone" because UMG saw you made a youtube video that had in it anything that fulfills what the definition of sound is, so they decided it was theirs and hit you with their invincible money magnet. Unless of course that is you're just downloading other peoples shit and mashing it together even though it's filled with actual copyrighted material to make the easiest money this side of being a male prostitute when the republican national convention is in town.**So yeah that's Tik Tok right? And when Tik Tok finally gets abandoned in lieu of the next child self incrimination simulator, I can just sell my Tik Tok montage youtube channel with its millions of subscribers on fameswap or viralaccounts where some guy in Saudi Arabia can buy it and fill it with videos of him putting Honda Civics up on two wheels. Meanwhile I'll be setting up shop all over again with whatever latest fad your kids are getting
stalked by pedophiles on. Fifty Shades Darker Full Movie HD https://bit.ly/2HuM8wT*
- Erik

*Hey which one is Mike? For that matter, which Paul brother is this: suicide forest or gambling site for kids? Anyway just wanted to pop in here and tell this big dopey fuck thanks for his service. I mean someone's gotta keep our kids stupid so they don't figure out how the older generations are fucking them over. Just wait until these little 8 year old dipshit fans turn fifty and realize their pension plans are worth less than the hourly wages of whichever hungry sweatshop workers have to make this channel's shitty merch.**LOL anyway I hope the next podcast is about what pills in my mom's medicine cabinet I can sell at school and to whatever Paul brother this is, I envy the pharmaceutical company that has your business because it looks like it takes you a couple dozen adderall a day to get through a full sentence without screaming and doing a backflip in front of a dead body*
- Erik

*Hey shouldn't you assholes be out there getting blocked by your relatives on Facebook? Lemme guess, Paul Joseph Watson made a video about this fuckin commercial and that's why the comment section is full of NPC snowflakes from the side that still uses triple parentheses as if everyone doesn't already know what the fuck those mean. Hey I'd let a Syrian guy fuck my wife before I ever let a Gillette commercial get me this riled up. Personally I think this spot is smart because it's tailor made to piss you people off, which then gets all the famous folks on twitter to pledge their support for Gillette solely based on your horrible overreaction to something as easily ignorable as a goddamn razor commercial. And those free celebrity endorsements alone will guarantee you're gonna see a shitload more commercials like this in the near future so that's on all of you for being so stupidly predictable.**I mean Jesus Christ you'd think this video kicked your door down and boofed a handful of opiates up your son's asshole but who am I to tell you not to act like a bunch of screaming pussies about a COMMERCIAL that you somehow allowed to challenge your masculinity? Real men like me don't even use razors, I burn my beard off with a zippo in between steaks while slamming whatever male vitality pills Alex Jones has scared me into buying this month so women won't be able to outrun me as easily. I was honestly afraid that dumb shit like this would disappear as we head into the future of entertainment but I gotta say it's better than ever now that more and more baby boomers from the midwest are finally getting the internet to complain about social justice ads as if their biggest problem isn't the rapidly depleting oxygen tank next to their gigantic chair they never get up from. Good luck with all that and make sure you subscribe to my tik tok for all the best Paul Joseph Watson deepfakes where I got him playing Al Pacino's character from HBO's Angels in America and the whole thing's a Verizon ad*
- Erik

## Context

1. ↑ He did.
2. ↑ UMG stands for Universal Music Group. It's the largest record label in the world.
3. ↑ This one is Logan Paul, who went into the Japanese suicide forest and laughed at the dead bodies. His brother is Jake Paul, who promoted a scam website to his predominantly underage fans.
4. ↑ Triple parentheses around a word is a way that white supremacists imply that Jews are behind something.

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