Luis’ Life of Crime

## Plot

Luis has to take criminal activity to the next level when he ruins Lily’s special stuffed bear.

## Script

*[Luis and a interrogator are sitting in an interrogation room.]*

**Instigator**: "So what went wrong, Luis?"

**Luis, angry**: "What went wrong?? Every. single. F\*\*king thing!"

*[Words on the screen appear saying **“Luis’ life of crime”.** It then shows Luis and Julie playing with a ball outside as Luis narrates.]*

***Luis, narrating***: "You see, I'm just a kid who wants to teach bullies a lesson so that they can learn from their mistakes! *Mistake number one*: Playing around with a ball without checking my surroundings…

*[Luis accidentally throws the ball too hard and it hits Lily, making her drop her teddy bear in mud, as it got all dirty. She is furious.]*

**Lily**: "You idiots ruined my teddy!" *[She punches Luis down.]* "Get me a new one by tomorrow or you’ll play for it." *[She walks away angry.]*

*[Julie then helps Luis up.]*

**Julie**: "There, there, Luis."

**Luis**: "I have a bleeding head wound, you b\*tch! Let go of me!"

**Julie**: "Luis!"

*[It then shows Luis and Julie heading down to a toy store.]*

**Luis**: "There’s only one place that sells that special bear-- this toy store." *[They both see the bear in the window but it has an unbearable price.]*

**Julie**: "500 dollars?? We haven’t gotten that much money!"

**Luis**: "If there’s one thing I've learnt as a ditzy cartoon character, it’s that if we work together, we can accomplish anything! Even armed robbery!"

**Julie**: "Armed robbery?? But Luis, that’s bad! I won’t be part of it."

***Luis, in a deep voice***: "You’re a bloody \*\*\*\*, you’ll do whatever i say!"

**Julie, in a fearful tone**: "O-okay.."

**Luis, in his normal playful voice**: "Now, come on! Let’s gather a team!"

*[It shows Luis driving a car. In the car with him is Julie with a fearful look, Stevie, Brandy, Kameron, Robert and Billy. It shows Kameron lifting up the top to the sewer, as words appear on the screen saying **“Kameron: The Muscle.”** It then shows Billy crawling through a tunnel, as words on the screen say **“Billy: Tunneling”** Next it shows Stevie with binoculars, words show up saying **“Stevie: The lookout”** It shows Billy taking a teddy bear from Robert as he started crying. Words appear on the screen saying **“Robert: The crybaby”**. They are all back in the car as Luis narrates more.]*

**Luis**: "Unfortunately, I still had one lesson to learn— little kids always tattletale."

*[Robert is in the living room, crying and blubbering to Arion about Luis. Luis is standing there watching.]*

**Robert**: "Brother, Luis committed an armed robbery!"

**Arion**: "Armed robbery? I may be impatient and sometimes forgetful but I know how to call the cops! Now uh.. what’s the number for 9-1-1?"

**Luis**: "Sorry, Arion. But no one’s putting me in the slammer."

*[He holds up a gun towards them. They both hold their hands up. Arion grabs Robert and hides as Luis begins shooting around the room. The scene switches back to interrogation room.]*

**Interrogator**: "So this was all over a stuffed bear??"

**Luis**: "..Hm. Well, when you put it that way.. i sound a bit crazy." *[Looks at the camera, breaking the 4th wall again]* "Hey, kids! Remember to never ruin someone’s stuffed bear!"

*[The short ends.]*

## Trivia

* Luis doing criminal acts such as armed robbery is all due to his short temperament and impulsiveness.
* This is the first short to have Robert speak in a full complete sentence.
* This short is based off an episode of *“Adult Swim”.*