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Your Dog is not That Cute

"**Your Dog is not That Cute**" is a comedy rap music video by Danny Gonzalez featuring Jeffrey Cyrus. It was released on December 24, 2016.

## Lyrics

I have something that I want to say but I don't think that I can
I feel that if I speak my mind, things could get out of hand
I don't want to make you made so I'll just have to hide it
But the truth is eating me from inside

(Chorus)

Your dog is not as cute as you think it is
Somebody tell this dude that his dog looks weird
Your dog is not as cute as you think it is
It's actually pretty disgusting

Man I'm sorry but your dog's got an old man face
Lookin' like it probably gives a really firm handshake
But now I gotta act like I think that it's cute
Even though your dog looks like an old wet rat

And your dog keeps lookin' at me like it hates me
Every time you turn around your dog intimidates me
I swear I'm not crazy, I think your dog is plotting my demise
Your puppy wants me dead I can see it in his eyes

I'm just worried 'bout your safety
'cause your dog looks like it's got rabies
I would not let that thing around babies
Now tell me would ya be angry if I said

(Chorus)

Your dog is not as cute as you think it is
Somebody tell this dude that his dog looks weird
Your dog is not as cute as you think it is
It's actually pretty disgusting

And I can tell your dog don't even like you
It pooped inside your house after a walk just to spite you
Every time you pet the dog the dog tries to fight you
You've been to the hospital because your dog bites you so often

Even though your dog looks like a crumpled up napkin
Its soulless eyes still send shivers down my back
And I'm always worried it's gonna attack me
Even though the weight of a potato could collapse it's tiny body

But I can't bring it up to you
'cause for some reason you think that mut is cute
Honestly it's fine
I can just sing it inside my mind

(Chorus)

Your dog is not as cute as you think it is
Somebody tell this dude that his dog looks weird
Your dog is not as cute as you think it is
And neither is your son
The Ratatouille Knockoff From Your Nightmares

**The Ratatouille Ripoff From Your Nightmares** is a video uploaded to Danny Gonzalez' YouTube channel on June 20, 2019.

## Premise

In this video, Danny covers Ratatoing, a low-budget knockoff of Ratatouille that has an unintentionally sexy rat, transformation scenes, traps, a fiasco involving a clumsy idiot, a cat that runs on two feet, and an ending where two rats are taken to a laboratory out of town.
The Little Panda Fighter

**The Little Panda Fighter** is a movie that Danny covered in his video, The Kung Fu Panda Ripoff From Your Nightmares.

## Plot

In a small town inhabited by anthropomorphic bears, a giant panda named Pancada works at a boxing club called Bear Bar Box, as their janitor. He has dreams of one day becoming a professional dancer, despite everyone's indifference, and is in love with a brown bear waitress named Honey. His boss, a polar bear named Polaris, finds that his club isn't fairing too well, mostly due to his amazing fighter, Freak Teddy, winning all the fights he's in. Despite wanting to go in and defeat Teddy himself, the property's manager, Grizzlepuss, informs Polaris that he is under contract to not to.

Later that night, Pancada visits his dancing instructor, a small brown bear named Master Jin, who teaches him about loyalty. The following day, Polaris has found his old fighting costume- a two-piece black top, bottom and face mask- and tells Pancada to wash it for him, after they discover it smells really vile. After Polaris tells Pancada his plan to secretly fight Freak Teddy in disguise, the latter leaves, attempting to keep a cool demeanor. In the basement washroom, Pancada becomes distracted to the rhythm of the washer, resulting in the costume shrinking in the wash.

The day of the fight, Polaris, in disguise, begins the fight with Freak Teddy, while Pancada goes to a dance competition. At the fight, the costume Polaris is wearing shrinks on him, causing him to look like a Panda Bear. This leads Grizzlepuss and Honey to mistake Polaris as Pancada. Despite this, he wins, while Pancada wins the dance competition, under harsh criticism.

The following day afterward, Pancada is approached by his crush, Honey, who kisses him on the cheek, as she is impressed by his 'win'. He then, having won the dance competition the night before, erroneously believes that he is being congratulated for his dancing skills. However, a newspaper article arrives at the club, showing Pancada that he was mistaken for Polaris, and found no one was praising him for his dancing. After some words of wisdom from Master Jin, he approaches his boss in his office, attempting to blackmail him in order to enter the ring, wanting to rematch Freak Teddy to earn further praise. However, despite brief training, Pancada fights Freak Teddy, and loses badly.

After the fight, Pancada becomes a laughing stock again, and arrives to Polaris' office to inform him of the loss. However, Polaris informs Pancada that he had made a bet that the latter would lose the fight, and therefore, he becomes wealthy. He then hands ownership of the club to Pancada, leaving. Grizzlepuss, after finally putting two-and-two together, confronts Pancada about the scheme, though the panda simply denies this.

After Polaris retires to the icy mountains, Pancada transforms the boxing club into a dance club.

## Trivia

* Grizzlepuss, the bear with snot dripping out of his nostril, was voiced by the late Maddie Blaustein, who is widely known to have voiced Meowth from the *Pokémon* anime series.
Bo Burnham Inside Tier List

**Bo Burnham Inside Tier List** was a video uploaded to Danny Gonzalez' second channel, 2 Danny 2 Furious, on June 28, 2021. The video is currently private.

## Premise

In this video, Danny talks about Bo Burnham's recently released special, Inside, and ranks all of the songs from it on a tier list.

## Finished Tier List

**S**
* "Problematic"
* "Welcome to the Internet"
* "All Eyes On Me"
* "Goodbye"

**A**
* "Content"
* "How the World Works"
* "30"
* "That Funny Feeling"

**B**
* "Comedy"
* "Unpaid Intern"
* "Bezos I"
* "Sexting"
* "Look Who's Inside Again"
* "Shit"

**C**
* "FaceTime with my Mom (Tonight)"
* "White Woman's Instagram"
* "All Time Low"
* "Bezos II"

**D**
* "Don't Wanna Know"
* "Any Day Now"
Jarvis Johnson

**Jarvis Johnson** is an American commentary YouTuber, who was born on May 5, 1992.

Jarvis is mostly known for his videos and criticisms about Troom Troom and other similar "life hack" channels. While Jarvis has not appeared in any of Danny Gonzalez's videos, Danny has appeared in two of Jarvis's videos so far. He also featured on Jarvis's podcast, Sad Boyz.

Later, Jarvis was added to the Baddie SMP.
Gus Johnson

**Gus Johnson** is an American comedian and commentary YouTuber, who was born on June 20, 1995.

Gus started his YouTube channel in 2010, and he currently has over 3.3 million subscribers. Like Danny Gonzalez, he is also notable for his music, and has released two albums as well as many short music videos.

As far as we know, Danny and Gus have not done any standalone video collabs, however Gus was added to Danny and Kurtis's private Minecraft server, Baddie SMP.
Invisible

"**Invisible**" is a comedy rap song by Danny Gonzalez. It was released on April 26, 2019, and it is the first track on the Bump This EP.

## Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Sometimes I just feel invisible
Like nobody can see me
Say “Hello” and I get no response
No one asks me how I'm feeling

[Verse 2]
Life’s not fair, I blend into the crowd
I could try to scream, but it don't matter how loud
No one cares, no matter what I do
You just look right through

[Verse 3]
Just 'cause I’m wearing all camo
Don't mean I'm not a human being
Can't tell if I just really blend in
Or if you're ignoring me

[Verse 4]
Just 'cause I look like a tree, why you gotta be a bitch?
Dude, I think it looks good
I don't really see the issue
With wearing all camo
And I'm also in a bush
(I’m in a bush)

## Listen

* YouTube
* Spotify

InvisibleOfficial Audio
Becoming The Ideal Man Of The Future

**Becoming The Ideal Man Of The Future** is a video uploaded to Danny Gonzalez' second channel, 2 Danny 2 Furious, on May 2, 2020.

## Premise

This video is about Danny making and wearing clothes that were designed to predict what clothing will look like in the 2000's. At first, he views the part of the video where they show off five women outfits before the single's men outfit. The outfit consists of: a normal jumpsuit with a telephone attached to the front, a metal circler crown on his head, and a beat with metal containers for coins, keys, and candy "for cuties". After making the outfit for about 11 minutes, he tries and shows out the outfit to Laura Fuechsl while Peanut is in the background.

1. ↑ the video he watched - In The Year 2000: Fashion Predications from 1939 | Vintage Fashions
Spooky DJ

"**Spooky DJ**" is one of the rejected "Spooky Boy" songs, shown in Danny's video no more spooky songs :/. It's unknown why it was rejected.

## Lyrics

It's a spooky party (yuh)
And I'm a spooky DJ
I play the spookiest tracks
It's a spooky party (a spooky party)
Nobody's having fun 'cause my songs are too spooky
(Everybody's terrified)
Items

> *"In fact... I have something for you."*
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> - Chuck\_Went\_Tuesday
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LISA: The Doleful adds a vast amount of additional items, each with different effects. Here you may find a list of all of them with their effects listed.

Some items (such as the Blood Pill) may have their own pages with only a brief description listed here.

## Trivia

* The Mysterious Box and Red 'Shroorm are references to Super Mario's Coin Block and Super Mushroom respectively.
* The Big Bunny is a reference to Big Chungus.
* The Spooky Jacket is a reference to Sans The Skeleton from Undertale.
* The Spartan's Helmet is a reference to the helmet worn by Master Chief from Halo.
Varli Singh

**Varli Singh** is an Indian TikTok star and businesswoman with over 1.5 million followers on TikTok.

Danny Gonzalez has made multiple videos about Varli and her often absurd content, as well as a song about her. Danny has also said that he has talked to Varli online, and that she seemed like a very nice woman.

## Coverage

### TikTok's Weirdest Mom

Danny's first video about Varli. He looks at some of her very strange TikToks which try to spread positive messages.

### The TikTok Mom Is A Superhero Now

In this video, he checks up on Varli's new content, including a video in which she becomes a "superhero".

### Is Varli Ok?

Danny checks up on Varli after 2 years and looks at some of her newer, much darker content.
I'm Gonna Kill Santa Claus

> "*I think that if we're gonna make The Santa Clause a bigger part of this holiday season and we're gonna keep it around as a Christmas classic, then there needs to be a Santa Clause song. So I made one.*"
> ― Danny Gonzalez
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## Extra Song Information

### Genre

Comedy Rap

"**I'm Gonna Kill Santa Claus**" is a comedy rap song by Danny Gonzalez. It was released on December 11, 2018, and included in the video The Worst Christmas Movie Ever Made.

## Lyrics

[Intro]
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
Oh-oh, oh, oh-oh, oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

[Verse 1]
Every Christmas, I'm a very good boy
I put out milk and cookies for this guy to enjoy
But Santa never brings the right toy
I felt like giving up on all this holiday joy
But if you've seen "The Santa Clause," you know (You know)
You become Santa if you put on Santa's coat (Oh-oh-oh)
You can kill him, leave him dead up in the snow (Oh)
The elves don't even care about you murdering their bro
And so

[Pre-Chorus]
This Christmas gon' be special to me
I ain't gonna ask for a car with a key
I ain't gonna write to Santa asking him, "Please"
'Cause what I want for Christmas can't fit under the tree

[Chorus]
I wanna be Santa Claus
So I'm gonna kill Santa Claus
When I hear those reindeer paws
I'm gonna break the law

[Post-Chorus]
This Christmas
Don't got a wishlist
I got a hit list
And at the top of it is old Saint Nicholas
Nothing against him (Oh-oh-oh)
It's just business (Oh-oh-oh)
I ain't the Grinch, but I'm gonna steal Christmas

[Verse 2]
I made a list and checked it twice (Oh)
For all the fucks I give about ending Santa's life
And I found none
I'll travel at the speed of light (Zoom)
If I'm Santa now does mean that I sleep with Santa's wife?
'Cause I'm down, son (Yeah)
Fire in my fireplace (Ooh)
Not talking 'bout this flying ship when I say I'mma slay
He gon' die, son
I'mma wake up Christmas day
With all the dopest presents that I forced the elves to make
They're my prisoners

[Pre-Chorus]
I'll never understand why this is
The way that they decide who the next Santa Claus is
How do people not believe that Santa exists?
In this world, aren't adults concerned about all these gifts
They didn't buy?

[Chorus]
I wanna be Santa Claus (Oh-oh-oh)
So I'm gonna kill Santa Claus (Oh-oh-oh)
When I hear those reindeer paws (Oh-oh-oh)
I'm gonna break the law

[Post-Chorus]
This Christmas
Don't got a wishlist (Got a wishlist)
I got a hit list (I got a hit list)
And at the top of it is old Saint Nicholas
Nothing against him
It's just business
I ain't the Grinch, but I'm gonna steal Christmas

[Instrumental Outro]

## Listen

* YouTube
* Spotify

I'm Gonna Kill Santa ClausOfficial AudioI'm Gonna Kill Santa Claus - Official Music VideoOfficial Video
This Video Is Over Now

> "*So in all of my videos going forward, I will have a new song at the end of all my videos. It's a song that I made, because apparently the only person that doesn't want to copyright claim all of my videos is me.*"
> ― Danny Gonzalez
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## Extra Song Information

### Genre

Comedy Rap

"**This Video Is Over Now**" is Danny Gonzalez' new outro music, which he now uses for most of his videos after his previous outro theme could not be used anymore due to copyright. It was officially released on February 23, 2019, and it was first used in I Have Been Having Some ISSUES.

## Lyrics

[Chorus]
This video is over now (Over now)
Go find something else to watch (Or just watch this video again)
I know we had a lot of fun (Yeah, a lot of fun, woo)
But you can't stay on this end screen forever (No)
This video is over now (Yeah, over now)
So why are you still watching this? (Do you not have anything else to do?)
I have lots of other videos (That you can watch)
And I'm sure you will enjoy them just as much (Oh, I hope)

[Verse 1]
Now I'm actually kinda concerned
Did something horrible happen to you?
Did you leave the room and forget you were watching YouTube?
When you come back, I bet you're gonna be pretty confused (Yeah)
I would be too (Yuh)
Hey, are you subscribed to my channel?
If you're not, you should totally subscribe to my channel (Thanks)
And even if you're already subscribed to my channel
You could tell a couple friends to go subscribe to my channel

[Chorus]
Because this video is over now (Yeah, over now)
Go find something else to watch (Or just watch this video again)
I know we had a lot of fun (Lot of fun, a lot of fun, lot of fun)
But you can't stay on this end screen forever (No)
This video is over now (Over now)
I'm amazed that you're still watching this (I don't understand why)
It's almost like you're trying to prove a point (But I don't know what that point is)
Or you think there's gonna be something special at the end, but there's not

## Listen

* YouTube
* Spotify

This Video Is Over NowOfficial Audio
Spooky Boy

"**Spooky Boy**" is a comedy rap song by Danny Gonzalez and the first song of the "Spooky Boy" tetralogy. It was released on October 9, 2017, along with a music video on the same day.

## Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Boo bitch, you just got spooked (got spooked)
Ayy, by a certified spooky ass dude (ass dude)
Ayy, somebody let the monster loose
In a graveyard sippin' pumpkin juice
Wait (shh) do you hear that sound (what?)
Every October it's so profound
All these other dudes act spooky for a month
But a real spooky boy spooky all year 'round
Plastic fangs on my teeth, sleepin' in a coffin
Step up to my crib and all these decorations poppin'
I might go ooga booga booga boo
I might just spook you and your homies too
I might just cook up some Halloween food
I'm just so spooky and Greg is my crew (yeah)

[Pre-Chorus]
Ayy, I'm a spooky boy
Ayy, with some spooky hands
Ayy, come up in ya house and do a little spooky dance
Ayy, I'm a spooky boy
Ayy, with a spooky face
Ayy, it don't matter dawg I'll spook at any time or place

[Chorus]
Chillin' with a skeleton bitch and a pumpkin on my head
If you try to spook me you gon' end up dead
If you spook me again you gon' end up undead (uh)
That's the life of a spooky boy

[Verse 2]
Better watch out if you see a full moon bitch
Yeah, I've been spooky like a mummy in a tomb bitch
I don't have a car 'cuz I fly on a broomstick
Pull up to tha club, skrrt skrrt vroom vroom witch
Got two girls with me, and they hella hella thin
How thin are they? Yo, they motherfucking skeletons
That is not a joke about their weight, they are skeletons
Halloween music got us jigglin' like gelatin
Got a couch covered in cobwebs (cobwebs)
Got a whip covered in cobwebs (cobwebs)
Got a dog covered in cobwebs (cobwebs)
Spent way too much on cobwebs (ayy)
Fake spooky dude suck like Dracula
I don't give a damn if you a goblin you can back it up
Ghouls get crazy while I blow this cash
If you tryna monster smash

[Pre-Chorus]
Ayy, I'm a spooky boy
Ayy, with some spooky knees
Ayy, I could teach you how to spook too for a spooky fee
Ayy, I'm a spooky boy
Ayy, with some spooky shoes
Ayy, and before this song is over you'll be spooky too

[Chorus]
Chillin' with a skeleton bitch and a pumpkin on my head
If you try to spook me you gon' end up dead
If you spook me again you gon' end up undead (uh)
That's the life of a spooky boy

## Listen

* YouTube
* Spotify

Spooky BoyOfficial AudioSpooky Boy - Danny Gonzalez (Official Music Video)Official Video
The Weirdest Children's Channel On YouTube

**The Weirdest Children's Channel On YouTube** is a video uploaded to Danny Gonzalez' YouTube channel on January 19, 2019.

## Premise

In this video, Danny covers Collins Key, an extremely energetic kids' YouTuber who is known for making slime. Danny ends this video with a music video for a song parodying Collins Key, "Slime".
Yummy

> "*I guess when you think about it, the moral of the story here is: stream Yummy. But by me, not Justin.*"
> ― Danny Gonzalez
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## Yummy

* Single
* Video

## Extra Song Information

### Genre

Comedy Rap

"**Yummy**" is a comedy rap song by Danny Gonzalez. It was released on January 16, 2020, and included in the video Justin Bieber Why.

## Premise

This song is parodying Justin Bieber's single of the same name, the subject of the video the song is included in. It makes fun of the repetitive and somewhat absurd nature of the song's lyrics, while also including references to parts of the video.

## Lyrics

[Intro]
Ahaha, hey, girl (Ayy, whoa)
You lookin' good (Yah! Whoa)
I hope this doesn't come off as uh, too inappropriate, but, ha
You got that yummy-yum (Ow!)

[Chorus]
You're a ooey-gooey, yummy-yummy tasty little snack
Imma hit it from the back, hit it from the back, babe
You're a chewy, chunky, gummy-wummy tasty little treat
Put this record on repeat, listen while you sleep, baby

[Verse 1]
Baby, you're a princess, ooh, you look delicious
Make me wanna chef's kiss (Mwah, mwah, mwah, yummy!)
Body like a dead fish, face like scrambled eggs, bitch
That's a balanced breakfast (Yeah, yeah, wah)
I know just what you wanna hear (Wanna hear)
You're lookin' like lasagna, and you know you make me wanna ooh
Make all your problems disappear (Disappear)
You look like ravioli and I got the formuoli, babe

[Chorus]
You're a ooey-gooey, yummy-yummy tasty little snack
Imma hit it from the back, hit it from the back, babe
You're a chewy, chunky, gummy-wummy tasty little treat
Put this record on repeat, listen while you sleep, baby (Wah)

[Verse 2]
Damn, you lookin' sweet, babe (Sweet, babe)
Good enough to eat, babe (Eat babies)
So I'ma eat your feet, babe
Eat your feet and for dessert, I'ma eat your shirt (Eat your fuckin' shirt)
Hey, you know what would be kinda fun? (What?)
Let's all game the Billboard charts to make this number one (That'd be really fun!)
Why won't the paparazzi leave me be? (Come on!)
Please just treat me like a person, I'm not a piece of meat

[Chorus]
You're a ooey-gooey, yummy-yummy tasty little snack
Imma hit it from the back, hit it from the back, babe
You're a chewy, chunky, gummy-wummy tasty little treat
Put this record on repeat, listen while you sleep (Dinner's served)

[Post-Chorus]
You're a scrumptious little spicy hot tamale in my mouth
Way too spicy, spicy ouch, had to spit it out, babe
You're a crazy fuckin' horse that's on the run from the police
Crazy horse, don't hurt me please
Beggin' on my knees, baby

[Outro]
(Crazy horse, don't hurt me please)
What law did this horse break?

## Listen

* YouTube
* Spotify

Yummy-3Official AudioYummy-2Official Video
Update Corner

The **Update Corner** is a recurring segment in Danny Gonzalez's videos. He sometimes goes here to announce updates on the topics of some of his previous videos that he feels don't deserve their own videos. However, he doesn't like doing this segment as it hurts his knees, but sometimes he is forced to do it by a voice in his head.
Armpit Rick

> *"Impressive."*
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> - Paillord complimenting Rovert.
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Armpit Rick is a minor antagonist encountered alongside Paillord at the very end of the Paillands as well as midway through the Blood Base. He is a member of The Pailheads and as such is fought alongside M. Sneed, John Raining, Jared and Paillord.

## In Battle

Similar to John Raining, Armpit Rick does not pose much of a threat to Rovert due to his relatively low damage. However it is worth noting that as his defense and HP is higher than John, he will take longer to eliminate.

On death, Rick drops 250 XP and no items.
Danny GAMEzalez/Videos

Work in progress*This article is very long and still in the process of being written. Please wait until the editors finish it.*
This is a list of all videos on Danny Gonzalez's gaming channel, Danny GAMEzalez.

For videos on Danny's main channel, see this page, and for videos on Danny's second channel, see this page.

## Minecraft

Note: The first episode of this series was uploaded to Danny's second channel.
Monica

**Monica** is a long-time follower of Danny Gonzalez.

In the video Can I Give A Tesla To A Stranger Without Ruining Their Life?, a video in which Danny planned to give one of his fans a free Tesla, Danny contacted Monica and Monica described to him how she won a car as a prize when she was 19. However, she could not afford to keep the car due to taxes and insurance costs, and it ended up affecting her life negatively.

Later in the video, after Danny fails to select one of his followers to give $70,000 to (instead of a Tesla), he eventually decides to give it to Monica, since she was very helpful to him earlier, and because of her negative experience with a giveaway in the past. Danny and Monica's friend, Shelby, work together to surprise Monica and give her the $70,000, which goes well. Monica says that she will likely use the money to pay for college.
2 Danny 2 Furious/Videos

Work in progress*This article is very long and still in the process of being written. Please wait until the editors finish it.*
This is a list of all videos on Danny Gonzalez's second channel, 2 Danny 2 Furious.

For videos on Danny's main channel, see this page, and for videos on Danny GAMEzalez, see this page.
Danny Gonzalez Wiki

**Hey Greg!**Welcome to the Danny Gonzalez Wiki! This wiki is dedicated to Danny Gonzalez and everything related to him and his content.
The Danny Gonzalez Wiki is still in the process of being created. If you can, feel free to contribute by adding any information we don't already have!

We hope you enjoy your time here!

## People

Learn about Danny and some of his friends.

Danny GonzalezLaura FuchelDrew GoodenKurtis ConnerJeffrey Cyrus
More...

## Videos

If you're new to Danny's content, we recommend you start with these videos!

Unintentionally Terrifying Children's VideosI Made A Viral TikTok SongTrying Troom Troom's Awful PranksThe Weirdest Children's Channel On YouTubeThis Low Budget Movie Is a Disaster
More...

## Music

Discover some of Danny's music!

Bump This (2019)In Love With A Creeper (2021)Spooky Man (2020)My Dad Is Rich (2020)Yummy (2020)
More...
Stream Gonna Start Soon

"**Stream Gonna Start Soon**" is an unreleased song by Danny Gonzalez. As the song title would suggest, it is played before Danny's Twitch streams begin.

## Lyrics

[Refrain]
Stream gonna start soon
Stream gonna start soon
Stream gonna start soon
Stream gonna, stream gonna, start soon

[Refrain]
Stream gonna start soon
Stream gonna start soon
Stream gonna start soon
Stream gonna, stream gonna, start soon

[Refrain]
Stream gonna start soon
Stream gonna start soon
Stream gonna start soon
Stream gonna, stream gonna, start soon

[Outro]
Stream, stream, stream, stream
Stream gonna start, start, start, start soon
Stream, stream, stream, stream
Stream gonna start, start, start, start soon
Stream, stream, stream, stream
Stream gonna start, start, start, start, start start

## Listen

Danny Gonzalez - Stream Gonna Start Soon (Stream Intro Song)Audio
Spooky Guy

"**Spooky Guy**" is a comedy rap song by Danny Gonzalez, and the second song in the "Spooky Boy" tetralogy. It was released on October 7, 2018, along with a music video 3 days later.

## Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Boo, bitch, Spooky Boy's back
Ay, with a brand new Spooky Boy track
Waited all year for a chance to attack
Aside from orange, I’m wearing all black
Not a treat but I got some tricks
Not a gang member but I live in crypts
Bright orbs in the background of all my pics
You can call me Drake cause I'm from that 6(66)

[Bridge]
If you see me you better run outside, yeah
You could be Jekyll but you still couldn't Hyde, yeah
Spook ya then I’ll eat some pumpkin pie and apple cider
Hannibal Lecter how I eat the track alive, yeah

[Chorus]
I'm a spooky guy
I will never stop spookin' 'till the day I die
I waited all year just so y'all would wanna see me
Now all these fake spooky guys wanna be me
I ain't sippin' lean, nah, and I ain't poppin’ xans, yuh
Only poppin’ I do is to spook you and your friends, yuh
Poppin' out a casket then I do my spooky dance, yuh
I do it for the spook, give a fuck if it offends ya

[Verse 2]
Fake spooky boys do the most, ay
New whip looking like a ghost, ay
New boo looking like a ghost, yuh
Cause she died three years ago, ohh
That shit was really sad (Yeah)
And it was all over the news (Spooked to death)
And the only way I had to cope was a whole lotta boos (Boos, boos)

[Bridge]
Spook you into a coma, then I’ll spook your ass out
My spooking is advanced, y'all still tryna learn how
I can teach you how to spook for the right amount
I'm Dracula, these witches going down for the count

[Chorus]
'Cause I’m a spooky dude
And I will spook you every day, even if it's rude
I waited all year just so y'all would wanna see me
Now all these fake spooky guys wanna be me

I ain't sippin' lean, nah, and I ain't poppin' xans, yuh
Only poppin' I do is to spook you and your friends, yuh
Poppin' out a casket then I do my spooky dance, yuh
I do it for the spook, give a fuck if it offends ya

## Listen

* YouTube
* Spotify

Spooky GuyOfficial AudioSpooky Guy (Official Music Video)Official Video
I Spent $20,000 Advertising On YouTube And Now Everyone Hates Me

**I Spent $20,000 Advertising On YouTube And Now Everyone Hates Me** is a video uploaded to Danny Gonzalez' YouTube channel on August 3, 2019. It is the fourth episode of An Attempt.

## Premise

In this video, Danny performs an experiment in which he recreates some of the strange mobile ads he has covered in his "Badads" series, adapted to be advertising his channel instead of a mobile game, as well as a normal ad for his channel, and he spends over $10,000 showing these ads on YouTube to see which one performs the best. He did this in order to see whether these bizarre mobile ads he has covered are actually more effective than regular ads.

At the end, Danny finds that the recreations of the weird mobile ads were actually more effective than the regular ad. He also found that a lot of people found the ads extremely annoying.

He later uploaded all of the ads to his second channel.
The Dying Squid

"**The Dying Squid**" is a short comedy song by Lazy Neighbors that was uploaded to their YouTube channel in 2013, as well as their SoundCloud. It has also been uploaded to Danny Gonzalez' main YouTube channel.

## Premise

This song is about a made-up dance move named the "dying squid". In the video, somebody in a Squidward costume can be seen gradually getting into worse situations, and at the end the squid is impaled by a pirate.

## Lyrics

[Intro]
Do The Dying Squid
Look at this kid
If a girls really pretty, take her down and get squiddy
Listen to the song all night long
And dance like a squid after something went wrong

[Chorus]
Do The Dying Squid
Look at this kid
If a girls really pretty take her down and get squiddy
Listen to the song all night long
And dance like a squid after something went wrong

[Verse 1]
Yo, The Dying Squid is real easy to perform
And it makes the dudes jealous, and the ladies all swarm
So I'll teach you how to do it, if you're feeling oceanic
Just pretend that you're a squid that just got hit by the titanic
Now just panic, and get frantic, like you're straight out the atlantic
And make sure your fluid movements are opposite of mechanic
I don't call my homies dogs, I say 'What up, my Squiddy'
So let me know if you wanna be in my squid committee

[Verse 2]
But before you let me squid, you just might wanna get a lawyer
'Cause I might break your door down
And just squid in the foyer- of your house
'Cause I can, there just ain't no contest
I'm the mother-squidding king of this nautical nonsense
And I'm like, do the dying squid from Illinois to Kuwait
And the ladies will fall for your tentacular traits
But be careful, cause this dance is banned in 51 states
Apparently Puerto Rico isn't a state
But the illegality of this is hard to negate
[Bridge]
Yo, you can look up Dying Squid on Google Chrome or Safari
I call The Dying Squid 'Soon-to-be calamari'
People tell me that my dying squid is so fluid
That Animal Control gets called everytime I do it
I'ma be the teacher, and you gon' be the student
I'll be conjuring them slowly dying squids like a druid
(druid, druid, d-d-d-d-druid)

[Chorus]
Do The Dying Squid
Look at this kid
If a girls really pretty, take her down and get squiddy
Listen to the song all night long
And dance like a squid after something went wrong

[Outro]
Do The Dying Squid
Look at this kid
If a girls really pretty, take her down and get squiddy
Listen to the song all night long
And dance like a squid after something went-

## Listen

The Dying Squid - Danny GonzalezOfficial Video
Troom Troom

**Troom Troom** is a Ukranian YouTube kids' channel, which is known for making "life hacks", strange crafts, and pranks.

Danny Gonzalez has covered numerous times in his videos, both talking about the channel and actually trying their pranks. Currently, Danny's most popular commentary video of all time is about Troom Troom.
Spooky Man

* Single
* Video

"**Spooky Man**" is a comedy rap song by Danny Gonzalez, and the final song of the "Spooky Boy" tetralogy. It was released on October 8, 2020, along with a music video the day after.

## Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Boo, bitch, I just can't stop, ay
Putting out spooky boy bops
Witches and pumpkins I got that WAP
Feelin' like a gargoyle cause I'm sitting on top
Used to be a spooky boy but I grew some, yeah
Now I'm even more gruesome
I've been working all year on some new spooky tactics
Bitch so you bet I’m gonna use them
(Boo) Bitch I look like Frankenstein
All my bullshit 'bout to come alive
Y'all looking like JayStation, like
You don't wanna call me at 3 am
You don't wanna catch these fangs
Got these fake spooky dudes lookin' like zombies
The way they all wish they could have my brains, bitch

[Pre-Chorus 1]
All y'all’ve been sleepin', I'vе been creepin' every day
I feel like Drakе, I keep my money in a grave
Got my spooky suit on
And I bought a spooky cape, yeah
I'm a spooky dude
And I've just found my spooky prey

[Chorus]
Crawl out of my tomb and then I’m spookin' through the night, yeah
In the darkest alley, I'll be creepin' up behind ya
Imma do my spooky dance until the morning light comes
Spookin' is my life 'cause
I'm a spooky man

[Verse 2]
Ay, yeah, I'm a spooky man
Sounds like a superhero, more like the boogeyman
At your Halloween party just for the goody bags
Haters like evil scientists 'cause they lookin' mad
Cackling like a witch in the woods
Bars king-sized like the rich neighborhoods
When I pull up to your house now I just say "treat"
I don't want a trick man that's just no good (Just no good)
Danny Phantom in this bitch, tell that witch hop in my ride
Haunted Mansion with the whip, couldn't spook me if you tried
Dad's a vampire, mom's a witch, I've been spooky my whole life
Spooky dancing in my crib
Yeah, spooky baby boy

[Pre-Chorus 2]
I'm gonna spook your ass no matter what you say
Comin down your street like it's a whole spooky parade
Got my spooky sweater on and my spooky beret
I'm a spooky dude and I just found my spooky prey

[Chorus]
Crawl out of my tomb and then I'm spookin' through the night, yeah
In the darkest alley, I'll be creepin' up behind ya
Imma do my spooky dance until the morning light comes
Spookin' is my life 'cause
I'm a spooky man

[Coda]
Even fifty years from now when I'm a spooky old man
You've all but forgotten the spooky tales I've told, yeah
Here comes spooky senior just to spook you in the cold yeah
With his creepy old hands
I'm a spooky man

[Outro]
I'm a spooky man

## Listen

* YouTube
* Spotify

Spooky Man-2Official AudioSpooky ManOfficial Video
Salamander

"**Salamander**" is the first and only song by the Mariachi Thieves, a group that Danny and some of the other members of Lazy Neighbors formed. It was uploaded to the Lazy Neighbors' YouTube channel.

Danny and Laura later reacted to the song in a video together.

## Lyrics

Salamanda Salamanda Salamanda
I'm here to talk about ampihibian romance-ah
Sala Sala Sala Sala Salamanda
You wanna see? Just take my hand-ah!

When you walk into a room with a reptile
They sit there without even giving you a smile
What do you get with a lizzard or a cobra?
A boring evening or a week in a coma
Salamander is the "King Amphibian"
You know he brightens up a room that ya sittin' in
Salamander can write in Comic Sans
And he does't even use his hands

Salamanda Salamanda Salamanda
I'm here to talk about ampihibian romance-ah
Sala Sala Sala Sala Salamanda
You wanna see? Just take my hand-ah!

Moist skin! Moist skin! Moist skin! Salamander got moist skin!
And the black and yellow spots, and the snout that's hot
And the amphibian rythm that sould start a riot

Salamanda Salamanda Salamanda
I'm here to talk about ampihibian romance-ah
Sala Sala Sala Sala Salamanda
You wanna see? Just take my hand-ah!
Can't Sit

> "*If there's one thing I've learned from teen movies it's that cool kids never sit right. They don't know how.*"
> ― Danny Gonzalez
>
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## Extra Song Information

### Genre

Comedy Rap

"**Can't Sit**" is an unreleased song by Danny Gonzalez. The song was leaked by Danny himself on Twitter, then quickly deleted.

## Premise

This song was possibly meant to be included in I'M BUILDING A BETTER BOY, where Danny makes a joke about one of the characters not being able to sit properly.

## Lyrics

[Intro]
Damn. I'm the most popular kid at school in a movie made for kids. You probably think I have everything a boy could ever want. But there's one thing I'll never have…

[Chorus]
I'm cool as shit
But that don't mean shit
Cause no one ever taught me how to sit
Yeah, the ladies think I'm hot
But that don't mean squat
If I can't even pop a damn squat

[Verse 1]
Yeah, I'm so fuckin' cool
I'm so fresh
But when it comes to chairs
I'm just stressed
My parents never taught me how to sit
So I just guess
That's why I'm straddlin' this bitch sittin' at my desk
Yuh, I'm just trying to sit but
I'm not able
I'm in a chair but
I'm not stable
When I'm playing ball I got all the right moves
But in the lunchroom I'm sittin' on the table

[Chorus]
I'm cool as shit
But that don't mean shit
Cause no one ever taught me how to sit
Yeah, the ladies think I'm hot
But that don't mean squat
If I can't even pop a damn squat

[Chorus]
I'm cool as shit
But that don't mean shit
Cause no one ever taught me how to sit
Yeah, the ladies think I'm hot
But that don't mean squat
If I can't even pop a damn squat

[Verse 2]
I've spent my whole life
Getting laughed at
It's all backwards
Even my snapback
Just found out backpacks
Have more than one strap
At least I'm pretty sure I'm sitting in this urinal right
I just failed my driver's test yesterday
How I'm s'posed to see the road? It's the other way
Doing splits up on the couch just to face the back
I can't even watch the game, but my ass is looking fat (Yuh)

[Chorus]
I'm cool as shit
But that don't mean shit
Cause no one ever taught me how to sit
Yeah, the ladies think I'm hot
But that don't mean squat
If I can't even pop a damn squat

[Chorus]
I'm cool as shit
But that don't mean shit
Cause no one ever taught me how to sit
Yeah, the ladies think I'm hot
But that don't mean squat
If I can't even pop a damn squat

## Trivia

* A section of the instrumental for this song was used at the beginning of DIGTOK (w/ Drew Gooden and Kurtis Conner).
Prank My Friend

"**Prank My Friend**" is a comedy rap music video by Danny Gonzalez and featuring Brendon McNerney. It was released on December 18, 2016. The music video also features Jeffrey Cyrus.

## Lyrics

[Chorus]
I'mma prank my friend
I'mma prank my friend
I'mma prank my friend
I'mma prank my friend

[Verse 1]
Can I please be frank
There is nothing better than a wholesome prank
I prank my friend every single day
There is not a prank I have yet to play
He's showering, now's the time to strike
Ruin his life with a pint of ice
Or wait 'till he's asleep at night
Barge right in and turn on the lights
Boo, ha, you should've seen your face
Can't you see there's cameras all over the place
One on your dog and one in your vase
When it comes to pranks, I am one of the greats
Put a bucket on the door, yeah, I did that
His new iPhone, yeah, I hid that
"Can you pass me the remote?"
"Sure, dude."
"Thanks."
"I took out all the batteries."
"Fuck you!"
"Pranked."

[Chorus]
I'mma prank my friend
I'mma prank my friend
I'mma prank my friend
I'mma prank my friend
I'mma prank my friend
I'mma prank my friend
I love my friend 'till the day he dies
But I'mma prank my friend so hard he cries

[Verse]
This is gonna be my best prank of all
I planned it for days and it's genius, y'all
We were hanging out when he got the call
When he heard the news, he started to bawl
Hey, it's your brother, this is no joke
I was eating with Grandpa and he started to choke
Now he's at the hospital and can't be woke
He was crying so hard, man, his clothes were soaked
Dude, it was all a prank
Your brother's in on it and it's all on tape
This is gonna get like a million views
I still can't believe that you took the bait
Whoa, man, that was quite the fright
This prank that you pulled will be quite the sight
I guess it turns out Granddad's alright
"Uh... no."

[Chorus]
I'mma prank my friend
I'mma prank my friend
I'mma prank my friend
I'mma prank my friend
I'mma prank my friend
I'mma prank my friend
I love my friend 'till the day he dies
But I'mma prank my friend so hard he cries

[Outro]
(I love my friend 'till the day he dies)
(But I'mma prank my friend so hard he — hard he)
('Till the day he dies)
(But I'mma prank my friend so hard he — hard he)
Trying Troom Troom's Awful Pranks

**Trying Troom Troom's Awful Pranks** is a video uploaded to Danny Gonzalez' YouTube channel on July 21, 2018. It is the first episode of the "An Attempt" series.

## Premise

In this video, Danny tries three "pranks" that were featured on Troom Troom's YouTube channel. He tries these pranks on his wife, his mom, and his dad, with underwhelming results.
Drew Gooden

**Drew Gooden** is an American comedy and commentary YouTuber, who was born on 26th October 1993. He is currently 29 years old.

Like Danny, he became very popular on Vine before it was shut down, gaining over 400,000 followers. However, after the app was shut down, he moved to YouTube and now has over 3 million subscribers. He is also friends with Danny, and has done multiple collabs with him.

Drew also went on the We Are Two Different People Tour with Danny and Kurtis Conner in 2019.
Bump This

***Bump This*** is the debut extended play (EP) by American YouTuber Danny Gonzalez. It was self-released online April 26, 2019.

Despite himself saying he "can't sing" in a *Wired* interview, Gonzalez is known for creating tongue-in-cheek comedy songs as skits for his videos and uses tools such as Autotune. *Bump This* includes six new comedy songs, two of which currently have music videos.

## Tracklist

 **Total length** | 14:57
These Guys Again ("Up" But Everything Is Even Worse)

**These Guys Again ("Up" But Everything Is Even Worse)** is a video uploaded to Danny Gonzalez' YouTube channel on August 1, 2020.

## Premise

In this video, Danny covers Little & Big Monsters, a low-budget racist animated knockoff of Monsters vs. Aliens and prequel to another movie he reviewed What's Up: Balloon to the Rescue!.
Drippy

**Drippy** is Danny's pet horse within his private Minecraft world. He tamed Drippy in episode 6 of his Minecraft series, *conquering my fear of the nether (minecraft 6)*. In episode 14 of his Minecraft series, *kidnapping villagers (minecraft 14)*, he left Drippy at a village and never retrieved him, stating, "Guys, I'll go back and get Drippy later; I kinda have like a really important thing I'm doing here." However, in episode 15 of his Minecraft series, *starting a family (minecraft 15)*, Danny said, "You know what's kind of funny? I see people saying, 'Danny go get Drippy', 'Go get Drippy', 'How could you leave Drippy'. Every time I hopped on Drippy and took him for a ride before, you know what the whole chat said? I got nothing but 'Boo slow horse', 'That horse is slow', 'Get a new horse', 'Aw, stupid horse'. You guys didn't like Drippy at all until the second I forget about him for like a day and then all the sudden it's 'Danny how you', 'Danny where's Drippy'. What's going on here?" Drippy hasn't been mentioned since.
Cody Ko

**Cody Michael Kolodziejzyk**, usually known as **Cody Ko**, is a Canadian YouTuber, comedian and podcaster. He was also popular on Vine before it was shut down.

Cody Ko is a friend of Danny Gonzalez, and he has featured in multiple of Danny's sketches. He is also referenced in "We Are Not The Same Person", where Danny and Drew make a joke about them copying his content.
Car So Fast

"**Car So Fast**" is a comedy rap music video by Danny Gonzalez. It was released on November 30, 2015.

## Lyrics

[Hook]
My car so fast, my car so mean
My car so fast, yeah, my car so clean
My car so fast, my car so mean
My car so fast, yeah, my car so clean

[Verse 1]
I woke up in a new Bugatti
'Cause I live in it
My parents tell me "buy a house" but I'm not doin' it
Spent all my savings on my whip and my parents' savings too
'Cause I saw it in a magazine with girls in bathing suits
Now my wife is on my case
She's like, "Honey, we have kids
You can't just sell our house"
I'm like, "I already did"
You're about to eat my dust, honey
Put on a bib
Engine so loud, wake a baby in a crib
I don't like babies, I think they're a waste of space
All they do is make noise, cost money, make waste
My car is really fast
If I had a dime for all the people that I passed
My kids could go to college, but I can't pay the fees
My wife keeps making purchases without consulting me
She's always on my case, mocking and insulting me
But I just drive up in my car and I'm not sad at all

[Hook]
My car so fast, my car so mean
My car so fast, yeah, my car so clean
My car so fast, my car so mean
My car saves gas, yeah, my car so green

[Verse 2]
Yo, I have a Prius
Do you have a Prius?
You should get a Prius
Man, the polar bears need us
I've been greener than some lettuce ever since I was a fetus
And your dirty gas car is quite frankly, so egregious
When I pull up next to you, yo, I'mma scowl
Turn my head all around like an owl
Like you need to clean your act up with a towel
I accelerate slowly, head shakes with my jowls, then I'm out
I got a more important place to be (bye bye)
Probably Starbucks, I drink a lot of tea (chai chai)
If your house is solar-powered, you agree
I could trust you
Invite me to your house and if it's not, I will judge you
Your penguin killing ways will get the best of ya
I'm so green, that I'm better than the rest of ya
You got a compost bin? I'm not impressed with ya
My house runs on vegetable oil and I've never felt a woman

[Hook]
My car so fast, my car so mean
My car so fast, yeah, my car so clean
My car so fast, my car so mean
My car saves gas, yeah, my car so green

## Listen

Car So Fast - -Danny Gonzalez-Official Video
## Trivia

* This was the first rap song that was made and released solely by Danny.
Spooky Ho

* Single
* Video

"**Spooky Ho**" is a comedy rap song by Danny Gonzalez, and the third song of the "Spooky Boy" tetralogy. It was released on October 14, 2019, along with a music video 4 days later.

## Lyrics

[Chorus]
Make that ass shake like that ass is scared of me
All these other spooky dudes can't compare to me
October 31st, bitch, you know what I’mma be
Baby, bust down, I’mma be a ho for Halloween
(Baby, bust down, I’mma be a ho for Halloween)
(Ho for Halloween, ho for, ho for Halloween)
(Baby, bust down, I’mma be a ho for Halloween)
(Ho for Halloween, ho for, ho for Halloween)

[Verse 1]
Yo, happy Halloweeny, my shorts lookin’ teeny
My big fat pumpkin pie going trampoliney
Her man wanna be me, she bad like a meanie
I knew we'd get along cause she love Frankenweenie
Ay, pull up to the party on a broomstick
Bouncer get bounced out the way ‘cause I'm too thick
Crush a bunch of Smarties up, take two hits
Costume got me shining, ay, word to Stanley Kubrick
Bitch, now

[Chorus]
Make that ass shake like that ass is scared of me
All these other spooky dudes can't compare to me
October 31st, bitch, you know what I’mma be
Baby, bust down, I’mma be a ho for Halloween
(Baby, bust down, I’mma be a ho for Halloween)
(Ho for Halloween, ho for, ho for Halloween)
(Baby, bust down, I’mma be a ho for Halloween)
(Ho for Halloween, ho for, ho for Halloween)

[Verse 2]
Trick or treat and I’mma get the bag, ay
Costume shopping, I’mma pop a tag, ay
Half off when I make it crop top
Bitch, I'm sexy Freddy Krueger, I'm about to pop off
She got long legs, Jack Skellington
She wanna bone like a skeleton
I'm like a Hershey's Kiss, I'm looking yummy in this bitch
And I stay wrapped up like a mummy in this bitch

[Chorus]
Now make that ass shake like that ass is scared of me
All these other spooky dudes can't compare to me
October 31st, bitch, you know what I’mma be
Baby, bust down, I’mma be a ho for Halloween
(Baby, bust down, I’mma be a ho for Halloween)
(Ho for Halloween, ho for, ho for Halloween)
(Baby, bust down, I’mma be a ho for Halloween)
(Ho for Halloween, ho for, ho for Halloween)

## Listen

* YouTube
* Spotify

Spooky HoOfficial AudioSpooky Ho (Official Music Video)Official Video