Bond of the week

Bond of the week is a segment of the **Headgum Podcast** in which everyone "takes their pick of who the next Bond should be". This segment started on episode 71 entitled **Second Video Episode** and is still going STRONG. The segment is planned to end once the next James Bond is cast. Geoff's goal is assumed to be to challenge the authority of The Broccoli Estate.

## List of everyone's Bonds

### Geoffrey James' Bonds

* Episode 71 - Gillian Anderson
* Episode 72 - Daniel Kaluuya
* Episode 73 - Colin O'Donoghue
* Episode 74 - Ralph Fiennes
* Episode 75 - The Nelk Boys
* Episode 76 - Maximilien Robespierre
* Episode 77 - Babe Ruth
* Episode 78 - Bill Nye
* Episode 79 - Taylor Lautner
* Episode 80 - GEOFF didn't even go this episode
* Episode 81 - Ty Burrell or Stewie Griffin
* Episode 86 - Michelle Obama
* Episode 90 - Leslie Phillips
* Episode 91 - Marika Brownlee I guess? It's the closest thing he had to a bond this episode
* Episode 93 - Lucien Bahaj
* Episode 94 - Ryan Coogler
* Episode 95 - John Cleese
* Episode 96 - Melissa Urban
* Episode 97 - Reese Witherspoon
* Episode 98 - John Scout
* Episode 99 - Ang Lee
* Episode 100 - Geoffrey James
* Episode 101 - John F. Lundgren
* Episode 102 - Anyone of Sámi Descent
* Episode 104 - William Friese-Greene
* Episode 105 - Cedi Osman
* Episode 106 - Shawn Michaels
* Episode 107 - Geoff's Landlord Harry
* Episode 108 - Deuce Tatum
* Episode 110 - Skipped himself
* Episode 111 - Mortgage-Backed Securities
* Episode 112 - Skipped himself
* Episode 113 - Prince Harry
* Episode 114 - Jodie Comer
* Episode 115 - [CENSORED]
* Episode 116 - Dakota Johnson
* Episode 117 - Margot Robbie
* Episode 118 - Clark Duke
* Episode 124 - Molly Ringwald
* Episode 125 - Sosie Bacon
* Episode 126 - Ana de Armas
* Episode 127 - Ben Stiller
* Episode 128 - Naomi Fry
* Episode 129 - Miles Bonsignore
* Episode 130 - Pierce Brosnan
* Episode 131 - Rick and Morty
* Episode 132 - Madonna
* Episode 133 - Adam Dimarco
* Episode 134 - Billy Scafuri
* Episode 135 - Sam Bankman-Fried
* Episode 136 - Guy Fieri
* Episode 137 - Skipped himself
* Episode 138 - Aaron Taylor-Johnson
* Episode 139 - Alfred Bardwell-Evans
* Episode 140 - Bryce James
* Episode 141 - George Santos
* Episode 142 - Aaron Taylor-Johnson
* GEOFF'S 24 HOUR LIVESTREAM -

### Marika Brownlee's Bonds

* Episode 71 - Aaron Taylor-Johnson
* Episode 72 - Dev Patel
* Episode 73 - Rafe Spall
* Episode 74 - Geoff just kinda skipped Jake and Marika this ep
* Episode 77 - Barry Keoghan
* Episode 79 - Bradley James (with Colin Morgan as his Q)
* Episode 86 - Skipped
* Episode 90 - Charlie Cox
* Episode 91 - Dan Stevens
* Episode 94 - Oscar Issac
* Episode 95 - Jesse Eisenberg
* Episode 100 - Nicholas Wiger
* Episode 104 - Andy Samberg
* Episode 105 - Ryan Gosling
* Episode 106 - Lewis Hamilton
* Episode 110 - Alex Lawther
* Episode 111 - Fernando Alonso
* Episode 113 - Joe Pera
* Episode 114 - Ben Barnes
* Episode 117 - Matt Smith
* Episode 118 - Winston Duke
* Episode 124 - Marika as Amir as Reilly Doing Pratt as Mario
* Episode 125 - Colin Farrell
* Episode 126 - Emma D'Arcy
* Episode 127 - Dingo Hurwitz
* Episode 128 - David Sims
* Episode 129 - Megan Thee Stallion
* Episode 132 - Miles Bron
* Episode 134 - Casey Donahue in his bolo tie
* Episode 136 - Salt Bae
* Episode 137 - Declined to answer because she already WON
* Episode 139 - Joey King
* Episode 141 - Adrien Brody
* GEOFF'S 24 HOUR LIVESTREAM -

### Amir Blumenfeld's Bonds

* Episode 71 - Idris Elba
* Episode 74 - Wesley Snipes' cousin Leslie Snipes who's from Cardiff
* Episode 75 - Wasn't allowed to say
* Episode 76 - Aaron Rodgers
* Episode 78 - Skipped
* Episode 80 - Skipped
* Episode 90 - Sebastian Stan
* Episode 91 - Juancho Hernangomez
* Episode 93 - Skipped
* Episode 96 - Skipped
* Episode 97 - Ke Huy Quan
* Episode 98 - Jesse Eisenberg
* Episode 100 - Skipped
* Episode 104 - Ezra Miller
* Episode 105 - Tom Cruise
* Episode 107 - John Mayer
* Episode 108 - Skipped
* Episode 110 - Kevin Durant
* Episode 112 - Matthew Broderick
* Episode 113 - Joe Biden
* Episode 114 - Geoff's Mom
* Episode 118 - Clark Duke
* Episode 124 - Ned Flanders
* Episode 127 - Declined to answer
* Episode 129 - Declined to answer
* Episode 130 - Sisqó
* Episode 131 - Theo James
* Episode 132 - Anthony Fauci
* Episode 135 - Bonzi Wells
* Episode 136 - Jarvis Landry
* Episode 137 - Aaron Taylor-Johnson
* Episode 141 - Adrian Wojnarowski
* Episode 142 - Dane Cook

### Johnny Villa's Bonds

* Episode 77 - Daniel Radcliffe
* Episode 78 - Skipped
* Episode 79 - Chris Pratt
* Episode 80 - Skipped
* Episode 81 - Johnny Villa
* Episode 94 - Daniel Kaluuya
* Episode 96 - Skipped
* Episode 104 - Ezra Miller
* Episode 108 - Tom Cruise
* Episode 115 - Dane Cook
* Episode 125 - Colin Mochrie
* Episode 128 - David Blaine

### Grayson Wise's Bonds

* Episode 71 - Michael B. Jordan
* Episode 93 - James Acaster
* Episode 106 - Covalent Bonds
* Episode 108 - Skipped
* Episode 115 - The Bond between father and son
* Episode 116 - Daniel Craig

### George Saba's Bonds

* Episode 102 - Max Verstappen
* Episode 140 - Josh Peck saying "MEGAN"

### Danny Sellers' Bonds

* Episode 72 - Tyler Perry as Madea
* Episode 137 - Nick Saban
* GEOFF'S 24 HOUR LIVESTREAM - Michael B. Jordan

### Jake Hurwitz's Bonds

* Episode 73 - Robert Pattinson
* Episode 74 - Geoff just kinda skipped Jake and Marika this ep
* Episode 75 - Henry Cavill
* Episode 79 - Jake's friend Ed
* Episode 86 - Tony Shalhoub
* Episode 95 - Lando Norris
* Episode 100 - Little blonde boy on the boat from Dunkirk
* Episode 111 - George Russell
* Episode 112 - Jake Hurwitz
* Episode 127 - Geoffrey James

### Kayla Moriarty

* Episode 91 - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
* Episode 94 - Harmony Cobel
* Episode 107 - Jean Smart
* Episode 113 - Nathan Fielder
* Episode 118 - Zombie Clark Gable
* Episode 126 - Jamie Lee Curtis
* Episode 127 - Declined to answer

### Billy Scafuri's Bonds

* Episode 75 - Shrek
* Episode 97 - Mike Krzyzewski
* Episode 100 - Skipped
* Episode 134 - Shrek
* Episode 135 - Barry Bonds

### Dane Cardiel's Bonds

* Episode 76 - Harry Styles
* Episode 138 - Lucy Dacus

### Billy Bryk's Bonds

* Episode 78 - Skipped
* Episode 133 - Leo Woodall

### Zach Dunn's Bonds

* Episode 80 - Mike Myers doing a remake of jorts of Austin Powers
* Episode 131 - Luigi

### Micah Hurwitz's Bonds

* Episode 86 - Skipped
* Episode 95 - Riz Ahmed

### Shelby Wolstein

* Episode 93 - Lance Bass
* Episode 98 - Michael Cera
* Episode 99 - John Goodman

### Cecily Breaux

* Episode 101 - Mr. Beans (Mr. Bean's Cousin)
* Episode 133 - Steve-O

### Lucy Blehar

* Episode 101 - Harry Styles
* Episode 133 - Glenn Close

### Casey Donahue

* Episode 105 - Timothée Chalamet
* Episode 111 - Skipped
* Episode 112 - Gaten Matarazzo
* Episode 113 - DJ Qualls
* Episode 116 - Declined to answer
* Episode 129 - Dwayne Johnson
* Episode 136 - Mike White
* GEOFF'S 24 HOUR LIVESTREAM -

### Brad Hild

* Episode 106 - Kermit the Frog
* Episode 115 - Brad Hild's BUSSY
* Episode 116 - Sean Connery
* Episode 117 - Geoffrey James
* Episode 135 - Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter
* Episode 142 - Skipped

### Joel Dunoff

* Episode 107 - ASAP Rocky
* Episode 116 - Declined to answer
* Episode 126 - Quinta Brunson
* Episode 128 - Lil Dicky
* Episode 132 - Will Smith
* Episode 138 - Reeve Carney

### Allie Kahan

* Episode 114 - Jodie Comer
* Episode 130 - Michael Caine
* Episode 131 - Angela Lansbury's Hologram
* Episode 138 - Lindsay Lohan
* Episode 141 - Adrienne Maloof
* Episode 142 - Rachel Weisz
* GEOFF'S 24 HOUR LIVESTREAM -

### English Prevo

* Episode 118 - Skipped
* Episode 125 - Colin Firth

### Reilly Anspaugh

* Episode 124 -Chris Pratt as Mario
* Episode 127 - Bill Hader
* Episode 139 - Taron Egerton
* GEOFF'S 24 HOUR LIVESTREAM -
* Episode 164 - Cam, her barista

### Miles Bonsignore

* Episode 129 - Timothée Chalamet (STACKED)

### Anya Kanevskaya

* Episode 129 - Corn Kid
* Episode 130 - Bono

### Cory Lane

* Episode 130 - The entire lineup of Bonnaroo
* Episode 134 - Cory Lane

## Episodes without a Bond

For unknown reasons episodes 1-70 were completely missing Bond of the week

Episodes 82-85 were also skipped, BONDWISE

Episodes 87-89 as well, the 80s were BAD, BONDWISE

Episode 92 is hated, BONDWISE

Episode 103 had no Bond of the week because Geoff just read Hearts Kindred

Episode 109, what can i even SAY anymore

119-123

174-176

## All Bonds

### Actors

* Aaron Taylor-Johnson
* Adam Brody
* Adam Dimarco
* Adrien Brody
* Alex Lawther
* Ana De Armas
* Andy Samberg
* Angela Lansbury's Hologram
* Barry Keoghan
* Ben Barnes
* Ben Stiller
* Bill Hader
* Bradley James (with Colin Morgan as his Q)
* Charlie Cox
* Charlie Day
* Chris Pratt
* Clark Duke
* Colin Farrell
* Colin Firth
* Colin Mochrie
* Colin O'Donoghue
* DJ Qualls
* Dakota Johnson
* Dan Stevens
* Daniel Craig
* Daniel Kaluuya
* Daniel Radcliffe
* David Brian
* Dev Patel
* Dwayne Johnson
* Emma D'Arcy
* Ezra Miller
* Gillian Anderson
* Glenn Close
* Henry Cavill
* Idris Elba
* Jamie Lee Curtis
* Jesse Eisenberg
* Jodie Comer
* Joe Pera
* Joey King
* John Cleese
* John Goodman
* Ke Huy Quan
* Kermit the Frog
* Lance Bass
* Larry David
* Leo Woodall
* Leslie Phillips
* Lindsay Lohan
* Margot Robbie
* Matt Smith
* Matthew Broderick
* Michael B. Jordan
* Michael Caine
* Michael Cera
* Miles Bron
* Molly Ringwald
* Mr. T
* Nathan Fielder
* Oscar Issac
* Pierce Brosnan
* Quinta Brunson
* Rachel Weisz
* Rafe Spall
* Ralph Fiennes
* Reese Witherspoon
* Reeve Carney
* Richard Kind
* Robert Pattinson
* Ryan Gosling
* Sean Connery
* Sosie Bacon
* Taron Egerton
* Taylor Lautner
* Theo James
* Timothée Chalamet
* Timothée Chalamet (STACKED)
* Tom Cruise
* Tony Shalhoub
* Ty Burrell
* Tyler Perry as Madea
* Will Smith
* Winston Duke
* Zombie Clark Gable

### Athletes

* Aaron Rodgers
* *Babe Ruth*
* Juancho Hernangomez
* Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
* Lando Norris
* Max Verstappen
* Shawn Michaels
* Lewis Hamilton
* Kevin Durant
* Fernando Alonso
* George Russell
* Barry Bonds
* Bonzi Wells
* Jarvis Landry
* Nick Saban
* Mike Krzyzewski

### Comedians

* James Acaster
* Dane Cook

### Business People

* Melissa Urban
* John F. Lundgren
* Sam Bankman-Fried
* Adrienne Maloof

### People on the Podcast

* Marika Brownlee
* Johnny Villa
* Geoffrey James
* Nicholas Wiger
* Jake Hurwitz
* Brad Hild's BUSSY
* Miles Bonsignore
* Billy Scafuri
* Casey Donahue in his bolo tie
* Alfred Bardwell-Evans
* Cory Lane

### Politicians

* Michelle Obama
* Joe Biden
* Prince Harry
* Maximilien Robespierre
* George Santos

### Family Members of Famous Celebrities

* Deuce Tatum
* Dingo Hurwitz
* Geoff's Mom

### Non-Actors in Movies/Television

* Ryan Coogler
* Ang Lee
* Douglas Levinson

### Restaurateurs

* Lucien Bahaj
* Guy Fieri

### Scientists

* Bill Nye
* Anthony Fauci

### Musicians

* Adele
* Harry Styles
* ASAP Rocky
* John Mayer
* Lil Dicky
* Megan Thee Stallion
* Bono
* The entire lineup of Bonnaroo
* Madonna
* Lucy Dacus

### Writers

* Naomi Fry
* David Sims
* Mike White

### Fictional Characters

* Harmony Cobel
* Little blonde boy on the boat from Dunkirk
* Tom Hanks as Otto
* Stewie Griffin
* Shrek
* Ned Flanders
* Chris Pratt as Mario
* Marika as Amir as Reilly Doing Pratt as Mario
* Rick and Morty
* Luigi

### Doesn't Exist

* Wesley Snipes' cousin Leslie Snipes who's from Cardiff
* Jake's friend Ed (maybe real idk)
* Mr. Beans (Mr. Bean's Cousin)

### Misc.

* The Nelk Boys
* Mike Myers doing a remake of jorts of Austin Powers
* John Scout
* Anyone of Sámi Descent
* William Friese-Greene
* Covalent Bonds
* Geoff's Landlord Harry
* Mortgage-Backed Securities
* The Bond between father and son
* David Blaine
* Corn Kid
* Steve-O
* Salt Bae
* Josh Peck saying "MEGAN"
* Adrian Wojnarowski
* Reilly's Barista Cam

## Alternative Universe Segments

### Mr. Tumnus of the Week

Allie came up with this alternate segment in a dream state.

### Harry Potter of the Week

Brad came up with this alternate segment when he mocked hosting the show. He brings it up in 2 separate episodes.

### Cruise of the Tom

Geoff came up with this one just to piss Amir off.