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Tibby Dobs

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ch.1 / Downtown

* Jersey
* Pre-Jersey

## Rewards

0 EXP
0

100%  Infinity Jersey

❝ It's not working! Stronger, Kent! ❞
— **Tibby Dobs****Tibby Dobs** is a character in Downtown Olathe first seen as a member of Fringe Boy's gang, then later on as part of the Infinity Franchise. Wishing to rid his mind of the Buddy posters scattered throughout Downtown, Tibby tore them down and requested for The Kent to "wack the image out of his brain."

## In-Game

Tibby can first be encountered in the Chop Shop within House Crimson, arguing with Bepe Stormer about the leaders of their respective gangs, Fringe Boy and John Johnson.

Once Alex and Joel pass the Salt Threshold, Tibby becomes a member of the Infinity Franchise. Now appearing on the Red Road, the player can find him repeatedly being beaten by The Kent with a baseball bat, tightly clutching the posters he tore down in each hand. Interacting with either him or The Kent will initiate a battle.

## Battle

Once in battle, Tibby demands Kent to hit him harder - and he does, dealing a fatal blow to him right when the fight begins.

## References

1. ↑ "...he just wanted the kent to wack the image out of his brain" - Louise, 04-09-20
Vinny Ramón

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ch.1 / Downtown

Bullyfreq:10
Club Joustfreq:5

Big Swingfreq:3
Punchfreq:3

## Rewards

200 EXP
2

100%  Diet Cocola Cola

❝ It’s two on two this time.
Lin, follow my lead! ❞
— **Vinny Ramón****Vinny Ramón** is one of the first members of the Infinity Franchise seen during Mystics of Trash and Violence. Him and his friend Lin Rhodes are the first required battle within Downtown Olathe.

## History

Before donning the jersey, Vinny was a member of Tic-Tonic’s gang.

## In-Game

Vinny and his friend Lin are seen idly hitting a basketball back and forth on the court near the Downtown Olathe Public School. A bullyragged Chip Strung is seen nearby, stuck in a hoop and calling for help.

After Lin accidentally knocks away the ball and Alex pops it, Vinny becomes irritated, insulting Alex before initiating a battle.

## Battle

On the first turn of battle, Vinny will Bully Alex, draining 20 SP. Like his friend, Vinny will primarily attack the player with his bat, but can be disarmed to prevent him from doing so. Otherwise, he will resort to physical attacks.

Vinny's agility is very high, meaning he will attack first on every turn unless slowed down via status effects.

If Lin’s health reaches 50% or below, and Vinny is still alive, Vinny will tell him to *“Hang in there!”*

Upon death, Vinny shouts: *"You'll get yours one day, cute stuff!"*

## Strategy

Vinny and Lin are capable of doing some sizable amounts of damage, but they are very predictable, so use this to your advantage.

The first turn of the battle is set in stone, with Vinny always bullying Alex and Lin tensing up, so take this opportunity to recover SP with Receding Stance and use Gun Toss or Gun Reveal (to prevent Vinny from attacking first). Follow up with a Goat Kick to knock Vinny down. This should bring Vinny's health low enough for Lin to become Confused, effectively immobilizing him. Concentrate your attacks on Vinny and keep Lin confused for as long as possible. Follow up with Iron Hoof and use Mind Games on Lin. This will kill Vinny and leave Lin vulnerable to your assault.

While Lin remains confused, recharge your SP. If the confusion wears off before this can be done, take advantage of the Spooked status from Mind Games to scare him and resume your recharging. Once you have topped off your SP, utilize Flying Axe Kicks and the Taunt/Dodge Combo to finish Lin off.
Tiger Suplex

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## Use

A fearful belly to back slam! has a 50% chance to Paralyze the enemy, dealing damage based on a formula of:

```
200 + User S.ATK * 2 - Defender S.DEF * 2 = **Damage Output**

```

with a variance of 20%, randomly adding or subtracting a number that is ≤ 20 to the final output.

## Users

* Arnold Shpitz (Phase 1)
* Chriss Bellucci
Rusty Tamers

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ch.1 Downtown

❝ I imagined this place different. ❞
— **Rusty Tamers**
**Rusty Tamers** is a marauder member seen right after Alex and Joel enter Downtown Olathe, standing next to Kai Mok and Miroslav Smirnoff.

## In-Game

If talked to, Rusty says that he imagined the Downtown to be different, mentioning that the Buddy posters scattered about unsettle him. Miroslav warns to not look at them, as they *"warp minds."* Interacting further, Rusty will admit that he sometimes thinks of joining *"them."*

After the activation of the Cigarette Threshold, Rusty will be seen dead under the Olathe Public Highschool Sign, lying next to an infinitized Doyle Muscare.
Tim Zivalgo

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CH.1 / Garbage Island

❝ Last one till enlightenment! ❞
— **Tim Zivalgo**
**Tim Zivalgo** is a Garbage Island resident seen during Mystics of Trash and Violence.

## In-Game

Tim appears at the Washing Machine Grove, seen trying to grab a piece of unreachable trash hanging from a tree, stating that he needs it to "reach enlightenment".
Shef

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Ch.1 / Downtown

❝ I'm not that kind of shef. ❞
— **Shef**
**Shef** is a member of the the Central Powers in Downtown Olathe. Unlike other participants of The Game, Shef does not have a gang to call his own. Shef's most notable trait is his so-called *'funny curse'*, which causes every line he speaks to be followed by a laugh track.

## In-Game

Shef appears during the Feast, the final gathering of Downtown's warlords and gang leaders. His curse is put on display during the roll call, with Office Ottoman cracking a joke at his expense. As the Feast progresses, Shef kills Zein Ka and cannibalizes his remains. Once Shef reveals his ties to the Franchise, he proceeds to murder Office Ottoman before dying himself, having accidentally choked on his food from wearing his Infinity Jersey like a scarf.

Interacting with Shef's corpse will still result in the playing of a laugh track.
Tomato Sauce Packet

*See also: Rotten Fruit, Nice Berries, Mud Pie*

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ID: 90

Chew on it and the tomato flavoured dust inside will be your reward. (Bulk Food)

### Occasion

**1** Ally ( )
Always

## Use

As a bulk food, they are intended to be eaten outside of battle en masse, restoring 70 HP per packet.

## Locations

### Downtown Olathe

* Can be purchased from Lester Bean for 1 Magazine each.
* 16 are given to the player in exchange for Jessie Mack's corpse from Lester.
Evan Chancy

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ch.1 / Garbage Island

❝ I could be the best there ever was...
...eh, who am I kidding...I already am the best. ❞
—  **Evan Chancy**
**Evan Chancy** is a Garbage Island resident seen during Mystics of Trash and Violence.

## In-Game

Evan can be located within the Dump Town, where if interacted with, he will flaunt a prestigious confidence in himself.

Later, Evan can be spoken to during Bob Versace's funeral. He shares his thoughts about Bob, saying that he was *'okay'*, but is unconcerned and confused with all the fuss about his death: *"...I mean I'm still here."*
Wack Mack

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ch.1 / Downtown

Mack Clan

❝ Miggida miggida miggida Mack daddy! ❞
— **Wack Mack**An infinitized, malformed member of the Mack Clan, **Wack Mack** is seen in the Cherry Village within Downtown Olathe, peddling back and forth with a rusty bicycle. A bucket full of meat is tied to the end of it.

## In-Game

Despite being a part of the Franchise, Wack is not hostile. If Alex attempts to interact with him, he will only repeat a mantra of *miggity miggity'*s.

## Trivia

* Wack's mumbling is a reference to the song *Jump* by American hip hop duo Kris Kross, with one of the lyrics being *"Cause I'm the miggity miggity miggity miggity Mac Daddy!"*
The Marauders

**The Marauders** are a group introduced in Mystics of Trash and Violence located in Downtown Olathe. They are known to worship the pink pill, and attempted to intercept Jason Pike's acquisition of the pill from his associate in Downtown. The operation resulted in failure when the Marauders were murdered by jerseyheads such as Arnold Shpitz and Zill Rachmanov.

In The Game, the Marauders are a neutral faction, never directly participating and generally trying to avoid involvement altogether.

## In-Game

The Marauders are the first gang Alex and Joel will encounter upon entering Downtown. Located in the Scarlet Valley, the three members encountered are Kai Mok, Rusty Tamers and Miroslav Smirnoff, none of which will act hostile towards the pair. Once the Basketball Threshold is activated, the trio will disappear from their location, with Zill Rachmanov sitting where they once stood.

A few members of the Marauders can also be found dead at the bottom of the Dried Sangria Lake. Ham Radar is the only live one present at first, but will pass away once the Salt Threshold is activated or if Alex lands on him from above.

The remains of Kai Mok can be found on the Maroon Cliff as one of the many corpses left in the wake of Arnold Shpitz.

## Known Members

* Rusty Tamers
* Kai Mok
* Miroslav Smirnoff
* Ham Radar (defected)
* Two unnamed corpses
Silver Angel

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ID: 25

Statuette of archangel Jegudiel. It's hollow. (Barter item)

## Use

A small silver figurine depicting the the Archangel Jegudiel.

Despite being a barter item, the Silver Angel is found far after Garbage Island and Percy Sveridool & Ben Nowish. Being the only characters in the current game that deal with such wares, this makes the item effectively useless.

## Locations

### Autumn

* Found within the Autumn House, located on a bookcase in the study.

## Notes

* Jegudiel is one of the seven Archangels in Eastern Orthodox tradition, patron to all those who work in any field of endeavor, successful spiritual labor, and advisor and defender to those who work in positions 'of responsibility to the glory of God' - kings, judges, and others in roles of leadership.
Pick Weapon Up

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## Pick Weapon Up

### Effects

**100%** of removing  Disarmed

**100%** of inflicting  Armed

**20%** of inflicting  Rage

## Use

Cures Disarmed and applies Armed, with a 20% chance to inflict Rage.

## Note

* Only used by Armed enemies who recover from Disarmed.

## Users

### Downtown Olathe

* Chet Blur
* Derb Wesley Jr.
* Donnie Sand
* Douglass Fiat
* Doyle Muscare
* Lin Rhodes
* Maurice Falcon
* Russel Bats
* Senyor Keister
* The Kent
* The Unspoken One
* Vinny Ramón
Rins Sagitarius

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CH.1 / Tournament, Epilogue

* Post-flash
* Pre-flash

**Rins Sagitarius** is a background character seen in the World Tournament flashback and the Epilogue of Mystics of Trash and Violence.

## In-Game

Rins is first seen during the bus section of Alex’s second flashback, watching Imp D. being bullied by a Diabolical Dave Gumo alongside Sudo Takeshi and Henrieta Blake before chasing his mother, Momma Pit Fiend D.

Later on, an infinitized Rins is seen on the Phantasm Way, futilely chasing the Neon Flamingo bus with a firebomb.
Tuber Valentei

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Ch.1 / Downtown

❝ I am the real modern day ouroboros. ❞
— **Tuber Valentei****Tuber Valentei** is a minor character that appears in a tunnel between the Red Road and the Parking Lots within Downtown Olathe. He claims to be the real modern day ouroboros.

After the Salt Threshold is activated, this claim will make itself apparent.
William Double J. Palmer

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ch.1 / Downtown

* Jersey
* Pre-Jersey

Cryfreq:4
Punchfreq:2

## Rewards

40 EXP
1

❝ Win some, lose some. ❞
— **William Double J. Palmer****William Double J. Palmer** is a member of John Johnson's gang, first seen in House Crimson of Downtown Olathe.

## In-Game

If spoken to, William expresses doubtfulness, uncertain if he will be able to handle his own with the coming Infinity Franchise. Raun Rawo reassures him that the gangs will come together to defend themselves.

After the Burgundy Threshold is passed, he and Maurice Falcon will be found in the Downtown Underground, William now bearing a jersey. If Alex chooses to engage Maurice, a battle with ensue.

## Battle

Palmer is inflicted with Broken Bones during the duration of the fight, hardly capable of dealing any damage to either Alex or Joel. Despite this, William is capable of inflicting minor damage (~20-50) if a party member is inflicted with Wary.

## Trivia

* Williams "alliance" with Maurice is hinted when he comments to Alex that he doubted he would survive on his own.
Manual II

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ID: 83

Authorized by the American High Court of Epidemiologists and Esteemed Clairvoyants.

❝ Contact law enforcement upon first symptoms. ❞
— **Manual II**
## Use

A book containing information about Status Effects in LISA: The Pointless.

## Locations

### Endless Wastes

* Found in the Day of the World, within a small village hut next to the skeleton of enfranchised siamese twins.
Old Man

❝ ...I will take you to a quiet place... ❞
— **Old Man**
The **Old Man** is a reappearing element in LISA: The Pointless, making itself
present in certain scenes of the game.

## In-Game

The Old Man can be first encountered in Alex's second flashback after the outcome of the World Tournament. Moving to the far right, the Old Man can be seen sitting on a bench, a dirty bag next to him.

Interacting with the bag will cause it to emit odd noises, similar to the static of a radio or television. Speaking to the Old Man himself, he will pause for a brief moment, before saying that he will take Alex *"to a quiet place."*

Later on, in the Industrial Underground past the Autumn area, the Old man will briefly appear on Rusty Davidson's corpse right when Alex is first stabbed by Hugo Leopardi. The preceding red flash will cause him to disappear.

## Symbolism

From the forefront, the Old Man is shown to be something metaphysical and not entirely 'real', appearing in both Alex's memories and flashing briefly in his present experiences, vanishing just as fast.

The Old Man represents something similar, but still distinct to that of the Principium Vitae. Though not directly stated, one can infer from the context of when the Old Man appears - the setting, the people, what Alex is feeling and what he has just experienced.

In the second flashback, the Old Man appears after the tournament - Alex lost his first and only chance to become a martial artist. He is dejected, weak, and vulnerable, emotionally.

In the Bus Cave, the Old Man appears right when Hugo stabs him in the chest with a scalpel. He is repeatedly punctured, becoming Ruptured and visibly marred. Alex is very, \*very\* physically vulnerable and weak in this scene.

The Old Man may be a symbol and effigy for whenever Alex is weak, both physical and mental.

## References

1. ↑ "That and the old man represent very similar yet very different things" -Louise
Slice

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## Use

Has a 70% chance to Bleed the enemy, dealing damage based on a formula of:

```
User ATK * 4 - Defender DEF * 2 = **Damage Output**

```

with a variance of 20%, randomly adding or subtracting a number that is ≤ 20 to the final output.

## Users

### Downtown Olathe

* Chet Blur
* Donnie Sand
* Maurice Falcon
* Senyor Keister
* The Unspoken One
Tido T. Swiss

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CH.1 / Endless Wastes, Downtown Olathe

* Pre-Jersey
* Infinitized

❝ I liked it better when there were women around...
Eh, who am I to judge. ❞
— **Tido T. Swiss**
**Tido T. Swiss** is a character who first appears in the Endless Wastes outside House Dust. Later, he can be seen exiting the Blood Lake dimension, having just been officially indoctrinated into the Infinity Franchise.

## In-Game

Just to the left of House Dust, Tido is seen lounging out in the sun, next to Albertini Fink. If talked to, he will reminisce on how he liked it better when there were women around - later deciding that he isn't one to judge. If talking to Albertini, Swiss will reassure him that Clarence Kripke will take both of them to Garbage Island.

Later on in Downtown, if Alex and Joel enter the Blood Lake, Tido will be seen with a jersey and a bloodied machete, walking away from Daniel Grind's desk, having, presumably, just reached his first fold.
Wiseman Tanner

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ch.1 / Garbage Island

❝ He's not what I expected. ❞
—  **Wiseman Tanner**
**Wiseman Tanner** is a Garbage Island resident, sitting alongside Joel's Shed on the Scorched Cliffs.

Right when Alex initially leaves the hut, Tanner will comment on him, noting that he isn't what he expected. If spoken with afterwards, Tanner will ask Alex if he's staying with Joel. Alex says no, saying that he's leaving the island because of it's garbage. Tanner scolds him - *"You can't just shit on a man's home like that."*
Wilbur Sin

*This article is about an enemy in the base game. For the fan expansion, see LISA: The Pointless - Scholar of the Wilbur Sin Edition.*

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## Profile

### LUCK

28
10
88
63
5
68

## Skills

Scratchfreq:5
Bottle Throwfreq:4

Fireballfreq:1

## Rewards

60 EXP
1

100%  Infinity Jersey

100%  School Basement Key

## Notes

Unable to use **Fireball** because of low priority.

**Wilbur Sin** is a member of the Infinity Franchise who appears in Downtown Olathe during Mystics of Trash and Violence.

## Pre-Flash

Prior to the Flash, Wilbur Sin was a Janitor for the Downtown Olathe Public School.

## In-Game

Wilbur appears in the Sin Spiral Cave if Alex takes the bag containing three Cigarettes and a Mystery Jerky in the area with Twisty. Shortly he is encountered, a battle will initiate.

### Battle

Wilbur has low health and a weak attack stat, most often relying on low damage attacks such as Scratch and Bottle Throw.

#### Strategy

Wilbur is a pushover, only having the potential to deal negligible amounts of damage with his skill set. A single Minor Iris is capable of putting Wilbur down with a little luck from the Combo Dial. If not, the next round of attacks will finish him off. If you wish to conserve SP, have Joel Single Out Wilbur and attack randomly with Alex. He will be gone in three turns.

## Bugs

* Although it appears Wilbur has a rare chance of using Fireball, he will never use the skill due to its priority being too low to be chosen in combat.

## References

1. ↑ "yeah, wilbur was a janitor" - frutzl, 12-30-19
Onion Ploom

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ch.1 / Downtown

Punchfreq:5

## Rewards

0 EXP
0

**Onion Ploom** is a member of the Infinity Franchise that can be encountered in Downtown Olathe during Mystics of Trash and Violence. Onion is one of the seven clowns that can be fought during the Infinimobile battle.

## Battle

In battle, Onion is found among his clown cohorts, Tingles the Clown, Spence Mack, Spanks Star, The Unspoken One, Carrot Tail, and Geronimo Phantasmata.

Onion emerges from the car crying, making his punches less accurate. He has the lowest health of all the clowns, making him very easy to kill.

He is the second out of the car, located third from the left once all clowns have exit the vehicle.
Mystics of Trash and Violence

**Mystics of Trash and Violence** is the first chapter to the video game LISA: The Pointless and currently, is the only available chapter. The chapter consists of the adventures of Alex Churchland, a failed martial artist, with his cohort Joel Miller, a gunslinger; the duo toil as they venture through an island of garbage, a seemingly endless desert, a ruined city destroyed by violence, a serene wilderness abandoned by man, and some of the remnants of the American way of life; all in the name of a better place.

The latest version, Version 1.3.7, is available on GameJolt at https://gamejolt.com/games/lisa-the-pointless/221705 .

Currently, a massive expansion for this chapter is in progress in order to raise the quality to the planned standards of the currently unreleased Fool's Gold and Age of Sickness.
Steady Aim

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Aligns the "cannon" with the vitals of your opponent. May scare them blind.

 **15%** of inflicting  Blind

 **5%** of inflicting  Rage

 **5%** of inflicting  Hide

## Use

Has a chance to Scare the enemy for 95%, Blind them for 15%, and apply Rage and/or Hide for 5%.

## Strategy

**Steady Aim** is a highly powerful but highly costly skill, practically guaranteeing a scared opponent for 80 SP in one turn. Because of it's high SP demand, it's best used sparingly, and only against highly dangerous opponents that must be shut down quickly.
Raymund Ripe

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Chapter 1, Autumn

Solid Punchfreq:7
Kickfreq:7

Deer Hornfreq:5
Raymund Tastefreq:4

Gropefreq:4
Back Rubfreq:4

Grinfreq:3

## Rewards

210 EXP
0

❝ Enjoying the world's last autumn? ❞
— **Raymund Ripe****Raymund Ripe** is a character encountered in the Autumn House after Alex witnesses the Television Scene.

## History

Raymund Ripe was Kitty Babe's caretaker, feeding him meat until the infinitization of Downtown Olathe drove him off.

## In-Game

Raymund appears directly behind Alex right after the Television Scene scene ends. If approached, Raymund will ask Alex if he's enjoying the *"world's last autumn"*, noting the uniqueness of the location. He creeps closer and Alex will ask what he wants, Ripe answering "*human contact".* The masked man continues closer and initiates a battle between him and Alex.

If Raymund isn't defeated in the battle and Alex is molested by him, Raymund will say that he will see the player again, "*real soon",* exiting the Autumn House. Later on, Raymund's corpse can be seen outside Cormack Rex's shack. Interaction with the corpse will say that he was stabbed, with scratches all over him.

If Joel Miller is in the player's party before the television scene, Raymund will not appear at all.

## Battle

The fight starts with Raymund saying *"You wait, you live. You fight, you die."* If Alex attacks Raymund at any point in the battle, Raymund will become Pissed, abandoning all passive pretenses and begin to attack with moves such as Solid Punch, Kick, and Deer Horn.

Upon death, Raymund whispers: *"Soft skin... Kitty Babe..."*

If the player never inflicts any damage to Raymund for seven turns and allows him to molest Alex voluntary or involuntarily -- possibly being incapacitated by Sleep from Back Rub or Pissed from Grope -- Raymund will say *"You're wonderful, Angel Eyes."* A heart will flash over Ripe and the fight will end.

## Strategy

Raymund won't launch an attack unless he is provoked. Take this time to recover SP, but be mindful that he may finish before you get the chance to strike if he puts you to Sleep.

If you wish to end the fight quickly, open with a Goat Kick and finish with Iron Hoof. Unfortunately, this option depletes your SP.

If you wish to conserve SP for fighting Cormack Rex, use Goat Headbutts to stun him or Flying Axe Kicks to deal more damage. Use caution as Raymund can afflict you with Paralysis, which can result in your defeat if it lasts long enough.

## References

1. ↑ "Raymund used to be Kitty Babe's carer before he got driven off..." - Ed, 01-13-17
Raun Rawo

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ch.1 / Downtown

❝ Don't tell William, but the meeting might be too little too late. ❞
— **Raun Rawo**
**Raun Rawo** is a member of John Johnson's gang seen in House Crimson of Downtown Olathe, next to William Double J. Palmer.

## In-Game

William is uncertain if he'll be able to make it on his own with the rampant infinitization of the city and the gangs; Rawo assures him that the Central Powers will come together to combat it.

If Alex speaks to Raun directly, his true beliefs come to light - he doubts that the meeting will do much to save Downtown, but asks Alex not to tell William this.

After the Burgundy Threshold is activated, Raun Rawo will be found dead outside the Gambling Hall, murdered by Russel Bats.
Twisted Stance

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## Twisted Stance ← Minor IrisMajor Iris →

Can your joints handle it? Recovers 70 SP.Costs 150 HP. or 50HP if already twisted.

### Scope

**70** SP
**The User**

## Use

Replenishes 70 SP to the user's SP gauge, as well as dealing 150 damage and applying Twisted to the user. If the user is already Twisted and uses the skill again, the damage dealt will only be 50.
Punch

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## Use

Deals damage based on a formula of:

```
User ATK * 4 - Defender DEF * 2 = **Damage Output**

```

with a variance of 20%, randomly adding or subtracting a number that is ≤ 20 to the final output.

## Users

### Garbage Island

* Bob Versace
* Pedro Rodrigez
* Roland Von Buckingham (Phase 2)

### Downtown Olathe

* Alcohol Keeth
* Alejandro Babbage (Phase 2)
* Arnold Shpitz (Phases 2 & 3)
* Carrot Tail
* Chandler Sinclair (when Stefan is dead)
* Chet Blur
* Kirf Dinkle
* Lin Rhodes
* Onion Ploom
* Russel Bats
* The Unspoken One
* Vinny Ramón
* William Double J. Palmer
Umaga Steves

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ch.1 / Garbage Island

❝ I'm trying not to exert myself. ❞
—  **Umaga Steves**
**Umaga Steves** is a character found in the Soggy Trash of Garbage Island.

## In-Game

Umaga can be seen standing on the lower level of the Soggy Trash, near it's waters. If spoken to, he will say that he's trying not to overwork himself.

Later, at Bob Versace's funeral, he will lament, saying *"Why couldn't it have been Roland?"*
Petre Grams

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CH.1 / Endless Wastes

❝ You're going to go out into the wastes?
Cool, me too. ❞
— **Petre Grams**
**Petre Grams** is a minor character first found to the right of House Dust within the Endless Wastes.

## In-Game

If spoken to, Petre questions if Alex and Joel are going out into the wastes, mentioning that he’s planning to travel eastward himself.

After the mutation of Chaz and the massacring of House Dust, Petre - along with a looming Hugo Leopardi - will be found further to the right, just before the walking segment of the Endless Wastes. Gram, though attempting to trek across the barren plains before him, will say that he had to turn back: *“Walked for days, but there was no end to it.”* He will mention that the Endless Wastes is located near the geographical center of Olathe.

When Alex travels into the desert himself, a distant scream will echo behind him. If the player chooses to go back, a blood stain will be left where Petre was, presumably murdered by Hugo.
Tinfoil Bandages

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Makes it harder for THEM to find you. Reduce bleeding slightly.

**10%**  Bleed

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## Use

Increases the user's DEF and SDEF by 2 and gives a 10% resistance to Bleed.

## Locations

### Downtown Olathe

* Found behind a cavern wall in the cave right in front of the cliff you fall off of when fleeing from Arnold Shpitz. Search within the wall while Alex is hidden behind it. Though easily missable, the location of the bandages are hinted at by the white messages scrawled into the cave walls - *"ARE THE WALLS SAFE? YOU THINK THEY STILL ARE?"*
Rag Maggots

* I
* II
* III
* IV
* V

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## Rag Maggot

Chapter 1, Garbage Island

Bitefreq:6
Rage Build!freq:3

Yellfreq:2
Glarefreq:2

Cryfreq:1

## Rewards

60 EXP
0

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Bitefreq:6
Rage Build!freq:3

Yellfreq:2
Glarefreq:2

Cryfreq:1

## Rewards

60 EXP
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Bitefreq:6
Rage Build!freq:3

Yellfreq:2
Glarefreq:2

Cryfreq:1

## Rewards

60 EXP
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Bitefreq:6
Rage Build!freq:3

Yellfreq:2
Glarefreq:2

Cryfreq:1

## Rewards

60 EXP
0

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Bitefreq:6
Rage Build!freq:3

Yellfreq:2
Glarefreq:2

Cryfreq:1

## Rewards

60 EXP
0

**Rag Maggots** are a series of optional enemies that can be encountered on Garbage Island. They used to be followers of Larry Davis, but took his teachings too far, becoming insane as a result. Rister Syrup, a Garbage Island resident, advises against fighting Rag Maggots, and says Alex appears as though he is "*stupid enough to fight Rag Maggots*".

## In-Game

Five Rag Maggots can be seen crawling and sometimes hiding in the grasses of The Long Wet. Each can be avoided by either standing still when near them or by maneuvering carefully around the terrain.

## Battle

Rag Maggots are optional opponents that always strike first, but they do offer EXP and Mystery Jerky that can give you an edge in future battles.

If the player did not intend to encounter them, the option to escape is provided.

## Strategy

It's always best to open with a Goat Headbutt, Single Out, and Scoop. Rag Maggots have a good chance of being stunned, with the odds are improved slightly while they are Wary. Use the opportunity given by a Stun to set up the Taunt/Dodge combo. Once you have done so, keep hitting the Maggots with either Goat Headbutt or Flying Axe Kick. If Joel runs low on SP, use Georgy's Brag to take the heat off of him.

Repeat this cycle and the maggots will be no more.
Risky Richmond

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CH.1 / Prelude

❝ If I ever eat mud again, it will be too soon. ❞
— **Risky Richmond**
**Risky Richmond** is a character encountered in the cave that leads to the Melting Village, along with Boy Trent, Pete Harper, and Mathew Harper.

## In-Game

If spoken to, he will speak about the unsavory cuisine of the village.
Mud Pie

*See also: Rotten Fruit, Nice Berries, Tomato Sauce Packet*

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ID: 17

Give a hungry man bread, he will thank you. Teach him to eat mud, he will never go hungry. (Bulk food)

### Occasion

**1** Ally
Always

### Effects

Recovers **40** HP
**60%**of inflicting  Weird

**20%**of inflicting  Nasty

## Use

As a bulk food, they are intended to be eaten outside of battle en masse, restoring 40 HP per pie. Has a 20% chance to inflict Nasty and a 60% chance to inflict Weird.

## Locations

### Melting Village

* Four can be found in House Garnet inside an oven.
* Six can be found in a pile on a ledge, but the player must take at least 50 fall damage to collect them.
* Two can be found inside of the house with the Champion's Belt in it, inside of an oven.
Single Out

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Harass a particular foe. Weirds them out and may make them worry.

 **70%** to inflict  Wary

 **1%** to inflict  Confusion

 **5%** to inflict  Rage

## Use

Debuffs a targeted enemy with Weird, as well having a chance to apply Wary for 70%, Rage for 5%, and Confusion for 1%.

## Strategy

**Single Out** is a very consistent and effective skill that Joel has. It guarantees a 20% decrease to ATK and a 30% to DEF,
softening up an enemy for Alex to volley on. Wary is another possible applied debuff, lowering defenses by 70%. Paired with Weird, it completely negates a foe's defenses.

Rage - though a rare occurrence - is a double-edged sword. It lowers defenses by 40% and makes the target weak to Scared, Spooked, and Stun, but increases critical hit chances by 30%. Over-reliance on the use of Single Out may punish the player in this way.

A very rare chance to inflict Confusion is present. A pseudo-stun, it prevents the enemy from attacking for 2-5 turns, but has a 70% chance to be removed after taking damage.
Rando's Army

**Rando's Army** is the largest military force present in the post-apocalyptic world of Olathe, having a presence in places such as Garbage Island and Downtown Olathe. The army is lead by Rando, an influential warlord and a main character in LISA: The Painful.

Garbage Island was used by the Army in order to restock supplies such as fuel, guns, and ammo, with the army holding a majority of each commodity. It was also used as a mass grave for the corpses they gather all across Olathe.

Their known presence in Downtown Olathe only consists of Derek Smith -- one of the men tasked with plastering images of the Girl around the ruined city.

The discovery of a Girl shortly after the game begins leads the majority of the Army to abandon Garbage Island. The Army hastily destroys the transport bridge to prevent residents of the island from following, stranding a handful of soldiers in the process.

Before the events of Mystics of Trash and Violence, a warlord known as Lord Gao and two gangs -- Neu Crew and The Honey Comb Wranglers -- were annihilated by Rando and his Army.

## In-Game

### Garbage Island

During the intro of the game, Alex is dumped out of a Rando truck along with several other corpses and into the Mass Graves. When Alex is taken into Joel's shed, he is woken by the sound of the army destroying the bridge and opening fire on residents of the island attempting to follow.

Three Rando soldiers can be directly encountered on Garbage Island: Pedro Rodrigez, Dex Muldoon, and Sean Shawn. Pedro and Dex are required battles, but Sean is hidden in a secret area of the Soggy Trash Cave System only accessible from the Down Cliff. Having been driven to cannibalism from isolation, Sean will also attack the pair if they are to approach.

Graffiti of the army's sigil and Rando's name found in multiple locations across the island. A chalk drawing of Rando drawn by Augustus Estrada can be seen above the entrance to the Soggy Trash Cave System, which also contains posters proclaiming the defeat of the Neu Crew and Lord Gao. An abandoned Rando vehicle and another Lord Gao poster can be found next to the Black Swan, which itself was seized by the army and used as a point of restocking.

### Downtown Olathe

The only member of the army who can be seen in Downtown is Derek Smith. He is found alongside Tay Mack within the basement of a Cherry Village hovel, blocked off by Jessie Mack and his cohorts until they defeated. Smith will not act hostile towards Alex or Joel, but instead plead for his life, assuming them to be members of the Infinity Franchise.

### Industrial Underground

While the army makes no direct appearance beyond Downtown, if the player ignores the Neu Crew poster found on Garbage Island, Rando will be mentioned by Shurik Caukaz as the reason for the gang's eradication.

## Known Members

* Rando (leader)
* Derek Smith
* Dex Muldoon (deceased)
* Pedro Rodrigez (deceased)
* Sean Shawn (potentially deceased)

## References

1. ↑ "Honey comb wranglers are killed off by Rando" - Ed, 01-25-17
Therloin Jumbo

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Ch.1 / Downtown

❝ You resist the jersey, but HE will transform you. ❞
— **Therloin Jumbo****Therloin Jumbo** is a jerseyhead that appears in Downtown Olathe.

## In-Game

Therloin is a passive character on the Rose Road, and does not attempt to attack Alex or Joel if interacted with. Instead, he will mutter something ominous, alluding to a vague male persona - potentially being the encounter with Arnold Shpitz that is not far ahead from where you meet Jumbo.
Shadowy Figures

* 1
* 2
* 3
* 4

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## Shadowy Figure

Chapter 1, Prelude

Punchfreq:5
Scratchfreq:5

Gropefreq:4
Tastefreq:3

## Rewards

40 EXP
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## Shadowy Figure

Chapter 1, Prelude

Punchfreq:5
Scratchfreq:5

Gropefreq:4
Tastefreq:3

## Rewards

30 EXP
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## Shadowy Figure

Chapter 1, Prelude

Punchfreq:5
Scratchfreq:5

Gropefreq:4
Tastefreq:3

## Rewards

60 EXP
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## Shadowy Figure

Chapter 1, Prelude

Punchfreq:5
Scratchfreq:5

Gropefreq:4
Tastefreq:3

## Rewards

65 EXP
0

❝ TALL SHADOWS- ALL THE WHITE FLASH LEFT ❞
— **The Conspiracist**The **Shadowy** **Figures** are malformed entities that appear in Mystics of Trash and Violence.

## In-Game

The Shadowy Figures can first be encountered in the cave that leads to the Melting Village, where they act as hazards to be avoided by the player. If the player runs into one of them, a battle will initiate. Four of them are present in the cave, and all can be avoided without initiating a battle.

Several of the figures can be seen in the Industrial Underground if the player chooses to trust Jason Pike's shortcut. Unlike the ones in the cave, these figures are non-hostile, simply watching Alex and Joel through gaps in the wall as the pair make their way down the long hallway.

## Battle

The Shadowy Figures vary sizably in health, but their offensive capabilities are identical, having the exact same set of skills across each individual.

Should the player wish to escape an encounter with one of the figures, the option is available.

## Strategy

Single Out and random attacks from the Combo Dial can kill any Shadowy Figure in a few turns with minimal damage taken.

Any fight with a Shadowy Figure can be ended quickly with a Minor Iris and Bottle Toss, but this approach is costly in SP and bottles respectively.
Skateboard

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ID: 21

Plank with wheels.

## Use

Interacting with the Skateboard plays a short scene of Alex Churchland precariously balancing on it before falling flat on his face, losing 5 HP.

The skateboard can be returned to Rufio Binladen, permanently removing it from the player's inventory.

## Locations

### Downtown Olathe

* Found to the far right of the Parking Lots, guarded by Chriss Bellucci.
Mack Clan

The **Mack Clan** was a former gang that participated in The Game led by the warlord Jessie Mack. The clan was based in the Cherry Village as well as the surrounding wheatfields. Every known member of the gang was a son of Jessie Mack and the clan lacked any uniform, instead opting to rely on familial resemblance as opposed to matching outfits.

## In-Game

By the time Alex Churchland and Joel Miller enter Downtown Olathe, the members of the gang have either been assimilated into the Infinity Franchise or are fleeing Downtown. Sometime before the events of the game, Jessie Mack went into the depths of Downtown in search of a missing family member, but instead came back with Infinity Jerseys.

The only surviving, non-infinitized member of the clan seen in-game is Tay Mack, a young boy who can be found hiding in one of the basements of the Cherry Village huts alongside Derek Smith.

### Members

* Jessie Mack (former leader, defected, potentially deceased.)
* Matty Mack (defected, potentially deceased)
* Spence Mack (defected, potentially deceased)
* Wack Mack (defected)
* Jack Mack (defected)
* Tay Mack
* Mickey Mack (deceased)
* 9 unknown sons (no fewer than 1 deceased)
Scratch

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## Use

A nasty scrape, dealing damage based on a formula of:

```
User ATK * 3 - Defender DEF * 2 = **Damage Output**

```

with a variance of 20, randomly adding or subtracting a number that is ≤ 20 to the final output.

## Users

### Garbage Island

* Bob Versace
* Darry Sweets
* Roland Von Buckingham (Phase 3)

### Downtown Olathe

* Alejandro Babbage (Phase 2)
* Arnold Shpitz (Phases 2 & 3)
* Derb Wesley Jr.
* Donnie Sand
* Jessie Mack (When alone)
* Stefan Kindchild
* Tingles the Clown
* Wilbur Sin
Velvet-Fu

**Velvet-fu** is a fake martial art combining aspects of Northern Mantis and Taekwondo styles. The art was practiced by Alex Churchland during his career as a martial artist, as well as after the Flash while defending himself from various foes.

## History

### Pre-Flash

Velvet-Fu was created with the intention to sell its instructional VHS tapes, which were advertised through infomercials sometime during the youth of Alex Churchland -- a future practitioner of the art. Although it was created specifically for profit, it was advertised as having been created by Zhang Xianzhong to bolster its legitimacy. After being banned from the infomercial scene, Beth Churchland purchased the 'Supreme grandmaster course' for Alex, who in his youth was a martial arts enthusiast.

Alex first used Velvet-fu to bully a young Vincent Lo during school, much to the amusement of his love interest Chie Teal. Later in his young adult years, Alex competed at the World Tournament in Olathe against aikido practitioner Stan Curien. With Velvet-fu being an extremely aggressive form of martial arts, Stan's aikido techniques easily countered those of Alex Churchland.

### Post-Flash

After the Flash, Alex utilizes Velvet-fu as a form of self-defense while roaming the wastes of Olathe, most notably against Roland Von Buckingham, Bob Versace, and various members of the Infinity Franchise.

## Trivia

* Zhang Xianzhong, the alleged original practitioner of Velvet-fu, shares the same name of a chinese 17th century revolt leader who is most commonly known for the massacres he perpetuated throughout his life: this ties into the game's heavy themes regarding violence.
	+ Zhang Xianzhong is purported to have erected a stele bearing the following inscription: "*Heaven brings forth innumerable things to nurture man. / Man has nothing good with which to recompense Heaven. / Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill."*, which is very similar to the inscription on the wall of The Cave of Infinite Testament.

## References

1. ↑ "Velvet fu is a shoddy mess of Northern Mantis and Taekwondo" - Louise, 08-15-20
2. ↑ "velvet fu was some shitty fake martial arts for an infomercial to sell a product" - Louise, 01-30-17
3. ↑ Zhang Xianzhong's Seven Kill Stele - Wikipedia
Television Scene

The **Television Scene** is a cutscene that occurs when the television in the Autumn House is interacted with after turning the power on. It is a broadcast from The City hosted by Mortimer Gunhause and Roy Rube. Richard Weeks appears as the main focus, with Oscar Eno and Dill Vagner making brief appearances.

## In-Game

### Beginning

The television is shown turning on, and the static clears to reveal Mortimer Gunhause as distorted voices can be heard, then fading to a laugh track with the same distortion. These sounds continue to play throughout the cutscene. He then asks an offscreen Rick if he believes in sin. The camera pans to Rick who seems confused at first, but begins to laugh. The camera pans back to Mortimer, also laughing.

### Roy Rube's Appearance

There is a flash of static, and the broadcast abruptly cuts to Roy. He begins talking about what seems to be the male genitalia, before he reveals it is in fact zucchini. He asks for a picture, but a diagram of a penis pops up, which is soon replaced by a picture of a zucchini with a vein on it.

### Interview

After this rambling is over, a flash of static cuts the broadcast back to Mortimer. He asks Rick if he can even comprehend such a thing, and the camera pans to reveal Rick with bleeding wounds on his face, and now visibly tied up. Rick answers this question by talking about the things he has seen, about people giving up hope and engaging in sin for the sake of sin. The camera pans back to Mortimer after that, and he calls them "mystics of trash and violence" before another flash of static appears.

### Musical Interlude

Oscar Eno is seen dancing with several scantily clad muscular men while music plays, before another flash of static occurs.

### Ending

After this short interruption, Mortimer is again seen, saying that it is time to say goodbye to Rick because he has "made peace with his sanctification." The camera pans, and Dill Vagner is seen behind an even more bloodied Rick. Dill smiles, moves his weapon closer to Rick, and then the power cuts out, ending the scene.
Twisty

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ch.1 / Endless Wastes, Downtown Olathe

Cryfreq:4
Yellfreq:3

Tastefreq:3
Glarefreq:3

Blood Coughfreq:3

## Rewards

35 EXP
0

100%  Baby Crow

**Twisty**, known pre-mutation as **Barry**, is a Joy Mutant appearing in Mystics of Trash and Violence.

Despite Twisty's deerlike appearance, it was formerly human.

## In-Game

If the Alex has Mystery Jerky in his inventory, Twisty will appear in the Dark Day of the Soul if the player decides to rest at the campfire within the area. Presented as a silhouette looming over Alex when he awakes, two options are given to the player:

### Stay Still

Twisty will groan, lingering a moment longer before slowly exiting the area.

### Offer Jerky

Twisty will consume the item, then depart, leaving Alex untouched.

Both of these options will affect how Twisty behaves later on.

In Downtown Olathe, Twisty reappears in the Blood Flat right outside the Sin Spiral Cave, pacing idly back and forth near a bag of cigarettes.

If Alex offered the mutant jerky prior to this encounter, Twisty will unravel its jaw to reveal a Baby Crow, allowing the player to retrieve it from his mangled mouth. If Alex chose to stay silent or avoided the campfire altogether, Twisty will be hostile if interacted with - only dropping the Baby Crow when killed.

## Battle

Twisty is incapable of directly dealing any damage to Alex or Joel. Its only means of attack is inflicting status affects, such as Wary, Weird, Scared, or Pissed. Pissing off Alex or Joel is the only way that Twisty can hurt the player, having a chance for either of them to injure themselves or the other party member.

## Strategy

It is more practical to refuse Twisty the Mystery Jerky and use him as an SP battery for the duration of the game. Recharging SP grants you the opportunity to end fights quickly with the Minor Iris, additionally, it saves health and conserves items as a result.

## Trivia

* Lil' Roodie Whitehead alludes to Twisty's former humanity by mentioning a friend of his who was tasked with retrieving some cigarettes, but never came back; Twisty can be found idly pacing near a bag of cigarettes, described by Ed as *"roaming, like he was supposed to do something"*.

## Notes

1. ↑ If Twisty is killed prior to sleeping at the campfire, it will not appear upon waking up, regardless of whether or not Alex is carrying mystery jerky.

## References

1. ↑ "...you find him next to a bag of cigs roaming like he was supposed to do something" - Ed, 01-20-17
Oscar Eno

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Chapter 1, Autumn

**Oscar Eno** is a brief character that appears in Chapter 1 as a momentary interruption in Gunhause and Roy Rube’s broadcast during the Autumn House Television Scene. He is shown leading a dancing program, a row of identical bodybuilders behind him mimicking his smooth moves.

## Trivia

* Oscar Eno's full name is a reference to two recognized artists: writer Oscar Wilde and music composer Brian Eno.
* Oscar's outfit is based on Pete Burns' appearance in the music video for Dead or Alive's cover of "That's the Way (I Like It)"

## Gallery

Concept art for Oscar Eno, showing an earlier design of him.
## References

1. ↑ "[Oscar] is named after Oscar Wilde and Brian Eno" - Ed, 12-09-18
2. ↑ "[Oscar's appearance is based on] Thats the way i like it by dead or alive" - Louise, 03-24-20
Sudo Takeshi

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CH.1 / Tournament

**Sudo Takeshi** is a minor character appearing in Alex Churchland’s second flashback during Mystics of Trash and Violence.

## In-Game

Sudo appears as a background character during the bus section of Alex's second flashback, watching Imp D. being bullied by a Diabolical Dave Gumo alongside Henrieta Blake and Rins Sagitarius before chasing his mother, Momma Pit Fiend D.
Wabar Borgolio

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Ch.1 / Downtown

❝ ...betrayed, by my closest friend...over a skateboard?
AGH! ❞
— **Wabar Borgolio**
**Wabar Borgolio** is a franchiser that Alex and Joel find laying in the Parking Lot, beaten, bleeding, and writhing.

## In-Game

If spoken to, Walter will lament his recent betrayal by Chriss Bellucci, who thrashed him over a Skateboard; the idea of him being his friend evidently one-sided. After this dialogue, he passes away.
Stomp

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## Use

Deals damage based on a formula of:

```
200 + User ATK * 2 - Defender DEF * 2 = **Damage Output**

```

with a variance of 20%, randomly adding or subtracting a number that is ≤ 20 to the final output.

## Users

### Garbage Island

* Bob Versace (with Cruel Sack)
* Roland Von Buckingham (Phase 1)

### Downtown Olathe

* Chandler Sinclair
* Doyle Muscare
* Matty Mack
* Stefan Kindchild
Slim Hartmann

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Chapter 1 / Endless Wastes

* Masked
* Unmasked

❝ You must have some world class problems to have come here. ❞
— **Slim Hartmann**
**Slim Hartmann** is a drug dealer located in the rightmost room of House Dust, belonging to the Joy Boy cartel.

## In-Game

If talked to, Hartmann will ask Alex if he's ever taken Joy before. Alex will claim to have never been interested in the drug - something that Slim finds hard to believe.

Hartmann will then offer Alex a free sample of the drug, saying to him to *"work out what do with it."* He mentions the possibility of selling it to Barkeep Mysteriozo, considering its high value. Any additional Joy pills will cost Alex forty mags.

After Chaz mutates, Slim's room will be blocked off. If Alex and Joel kill the mutant, they will find that Slim is nowhere to be found, presumably escaping before Chaz could kill him.
Polyethylene Bag

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ID: 34

It rustles at the sight of you. Keep away from strong gusts of wind.

❝ A bag of unbridled possibility. ❞
— **Percy Sverdiool**
## Use

A plastic bag that can be received from Percy Sverdiool in Garbage Island, should Alex choose to give a Fermented Mystery to Percy.

If the player speaks to Louie Versace with the bag in their inventory, he will notice it whilst attempting to persuade Alex to join the Cellophane Communion.

If used in the overworld, the bag will flutter away.

## Locations

### Garbage Island

* Can be received from Percy in the Waste Carousel if you choose to trade him the Fermented Mystery.