Cold Spaghetti Western

This is the seventeenth video from The Wiggly Band.

## Songs

1. We’re The Cowboys (And The Cowgirls)
2. El Pato
3. The Wiggly Trail
4. Listen To The Drummer Playing
5. Let’s Go To The Great Western Cafe
6. Foodman
7. The Master Pasta Maker (From Italy)
8. Follow The Bird
9. Fiesta Siesta
10. Olive Oil
11. Hey Now, Let’s Have A Party
12. Cielito Linto
13. Farewell To The Wiggly Trail

## Synopsis

*(The opening credits start as it shows the names then it transitions to Wiggly Homestead as the rooster crows and the first song starts.)*

**Wags**: *(singing)* We're the cowboys

(**The Professional Wiggly Band**: *(singing)* And the cowgirls)

**Wags**: *(singing)* We love to sing all day

(**The Professional Wiggly Band**: *(singing)* We wear western hats)

**Captain Feathersword**: *(singing)* We like to boot scoot all day

*(Shot transition to The Wiggly Band outside.)*

**Wags**: *(singing)* We're the cowboys

(**The Professional Wiggly Band**: *(singing)* And the cowgirls)

**Wags**: *(singing)* And we ride our horses this way

(**The Professional Wiggly Band**: *(singing)* We wear western boots)

**Captain Feathersword**: *(singing)* We like to boot scoot all day

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* Sometimes on the trail, we like to sing

(**The Other Wiggly Band**: *(singing)* Yippie tai yi yi yay)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* We straighten our hats, we polish our boots

'Cause we love doing things the western way

**Wags**: *(singing)* We're the cowboys

(**The Professional Wiggly Band**: *(singing)* And the cowgirls)

**Wags**: *(singing)* We love to sing all day

(**The Professional Wiggly Band**: *(singing)* We wear western hats)

**Captain Feathersword**: *(singing)* We like to boot scoot all day

**Wags**: *(singing)* We're the cowboys

(**The Professional Wiggly Band**: *(singing)* And the cowgirls)

**Wags**: *(singing)* And we ride our horses this way

(**The Professional Wiggly Band**: *(singing)* We wear western boots)

**Captain Feathersword**: *(singing)* We like to boot scoot all day

*(Instrumental break while the dancers boot scoot.)*

(**The Wiggly Band**: *(singing offscreen)* Cowboys oooohhh aaaahhh)

(Cowgirls oooohhh aaaahhh)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* Sometimes on the trail, we like to sing

(**The Other Wiggly Band**: *(singing)* Yippie tai yi yi yay)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* We straighten our hats, we polish our boots

'Cause we love doing things the western way

*(It transitions to the professional members are at the homestead while Wags is at the farm.)*

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* We're the cowgirls

(**The Other Wiggly Band**: *(singing)* And the cowboys)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* We brush our teeth everyday

(**The Other Wiggly Band**: *(singing)* We wear western hats)

**Wags**: *(singing)* We like to boot scoot all day

(**The Other Wiggly Band**: *(singing)* We wear western boots)

**Wags**: *(singing)* We like to boot scoot all day

(**The Other Wiggles**: *(singing)* We wear western gear)

**Wags**: *(singing)* We like to boot scoot all day

*(The band except Wags introduce themselves)*

**Shirley Shawn**: Hi, everyone. *(with Captain, Dorothy and Henry.)* We're The Wiggly Band! *(Themself.)* I'm Shirley Shawn the Unicorn.

**Captain Feathersword**: I'm Captain Feathersword.

**Henry**: I'm Henry the Octopus.

**Dorothy**: I'm Dorothy the Dinosaur.

**Shirley Shawn**: And welcome to Wiggly Homestead.

**Captain Feathersword**: There are lots of great things to do on our farm.

**Dorothy**: There are lots of animals. *(Dorothy points to the cow.)* Hey, look, there’s a cow! And there’s Wags the Dog rounding it up.

*(Wags is rounding up the cow while the others cheer him on.)*

**Captain Feathersword**: Well, everybody, there's lots of great food to have on our farm. Have a look at this! *(Captain is holding an apple.)* Beautiful.... Wags’ favourite... apples! *(Wags comes back as Captain gives him the apple.)*

**Wags**: *(Barks)* Thank you, Captain.

**Henry**: There's lots of things to do out here. Are you ready?

**Wiggly Band**: Yeah!

**Shirley Shawn**: Let's bring in the mail.

**Wags**: Yes!

*(Shirley Shawn uses their lasso to swing and throw to catch the mail then pull it back.)*

**Shirley Shawn**: Hey, look at this! Wow! *(They pick up an invitation.)* It's a reminder about the town fair. But it doesn't say when it's on.

**Wags**: *(Chuckles, then Dorothy's boot starts beeping.)* Hey, um, everybody, can you hear some beeping? Ha-ha! You're right! Dorothy, everyone's saying it sounds like your boots beeping.

**Dorothy**: Oh, Wags, that's my new invention, Ha-ha-ha! *(She takes her boot off.)* It tells me what I have to do today.

**Dorothy's Boot**: Morning, Dorothy. You asked me to remind you that today's the day of the town fair. Take me to the fair.

**Dorothy**: Yep, it says "The town fair's on today." *(She puts her boot back on.)*

**Captain Feathersword**: Great! I love the fair! There's games, there's rides, it's like a big party for the whole district!

**Dorothy**: My favorite contest is the competition where they find the best new invention. Do you like to make things? Yeah, Me too. I've been working on this new gizmo. Do you want to see it, guys?

**Wiggly Band**: Yeah!

**Dorothy**: Let's go!

*(The band go to check Dorothy’s new gizmo, while the Running Up The Sandhills instrumental track is heard.)*

**Shirley Shawn**: Wow, Dorothy, that's a big crate. *(Dorothy opens the big crate.)* I was wondering what was in there.

**Wags**: What is it?

**Dorothy**: *(She holds a water pump.)* Well, you know how dry it is out here in the west?

**Captain Feathersword**: Oh, hot and dry, Dorothy, *(With Shirley, Wags & Henry take their hats off.)* Hot and.. Whew! Dry.

**Dorothy**: That's right. Well, sometimes it's hard to find water. But did you know that if you dig down deep into the ground, often you can find water?

**Henry**: Oh, is that like when you dig a big hole in the sand at the beach?

**Dorothy**: That's right, Henry. Now, this is a portable pump. it digs down deep into the ground, finds water and brings it up to the surface.

**Wags**: Wha-hoo! Let's see it work, Dorothy!

**Shirley Shawn**: Yeah, go on Dorothy.

**Dorothy**: Here we go, *(Dorothy puts the water pump down underneath the soil and then pumps it.)* you stick it into the ground like that. You pump it up & down, start it going, just like that.

**Captain Feathersword**: Yeah.

**Dorothy**: Just like that. And then water comes out the spout. *(But the water doesn’t come out of the pump.)*

**Wags**: Yes!

**Henry**: *(offscreen.)* There's no water coming out, Dorothy.

**Dorothy**: Oh-ho! It's not really working.

**Henry**: Looks like it's back to the old drawing board.

**Dorothy**: *(She's worried.)* But, but.... I was sure....

**Shirley Shawn**: Never mind, Murray, better luck next year. Look, we'd better get going, otherwise we're gonna miss the biggest competition of the fair, The Great Country Cook-Off.

**The Other Wiggly Band**: The Cook-Off!

**Shirley Shawn**: Yes, a cooking competition.

**Captain Feathersword**: Yeah! All the best chefs from all around will be there. We're supporting our friend, Alfonso, the Italian chef. He's the best!

**Henry**: Alfonso makes pasta.

**Wags**: Pasta? *(He imagines about pasta.)* Mmm, pasta. *(chuckles)* Do you like pasta? Yum! Like spaghetti? Oh, boy, I'm getting hungry just thinking about it!

**Shirley Shawn**: Yeah, why don't you come along?

**Henry**: All our friends are going to be there; Paloma/Bubbles the Mermaid, Bok the Hand Puppet and Skally, Fluffy and Cartwhelle the Wagettes.

**Wags**: Wiggly Band, to the Big Red Car!

*(They go to where the Big Red Car is supposed to be but then Shirley Shawn realises that it’s not there.)*

**Shirley Shawn**: Oh, no!

**Dorothy, Henry, Captain & Wags**: Oh, what?

**Shirley Shawn**: No Big Red Car!

**Dorothy, Henry, Captain & Wags**: Whooooooooa!

**Captain Feathersword**: *(laughing)* You're right! It's just air, Shirley.

**Shirley Shawn**: Yeah, remember, Skally drove Fluffy and Cartwhelle into town to help Alfonso, the Italian chef, at The Great Western Café.

**Wags**: Oh, yes.

**Dorothy**: Out here in the range, let's all.... *(Clicks her tongue while bouncing up and down.)* Horses and donkeys.

**Wags**: Yeah, and talking about.... *(Clicks his tongue while bouncing up and down.)* Horses and donkeys, look over there. Looking after the horses and donkeys *(Horse neighs.)* Fernando, Francisco, Zoe and Katty. Let's go!

**Shirley, Henry, Captain & Dorothy**: Andale! *(They go to the horses and the 4 people mentioned above.)*

**Katty**: Hola, Wiggles.

**Wags**: Hola, amigos. Hello, friends.

**Francisco**: *(speaks Spanish.)* Nosotros somos los rancheros. Y estaremos en cualquier sitio o en cualquier lugar cuando usted necesite un caballo o un burro. Ha-ha-ha! Claro!

**Fernando**: We are the rancheros. We will be around whenever, whenever you need a horse or a donkey. Ha-ha-ha! *(Horse neighs.)*

**Zoe**: Or even a duck!

**The Wiggly Band**: A duck?

**Zoe**: Si, a duck, un pato.

**Katty**: Ducks, donkeys, horses; Horses, donkeys, ducks. This is what we do!

**Captain Feathersword**: Do you know a song about ducks.

**Fernando**: Si, it’s called ‘El Pato’.

*(The song starts as the band are dressed in Mexican style clothes and play instruments, Francisco plays the guitar and Fernando, Zoe and Katty do the moves.)*

**Wags**: Here comes a song about a little ducky.

*(Francisco's tongue thrills.)*

**Fernando**: *(singing)* Everybody calls me ducky,

*(backing vocals singing.)* patito

Because I live in the laguna,

*(backing vocals singing.)* patito

Everybody calls me ducky,

*(backing vocals singing.)* patito

Because I live in the laguna,

*(backing vocals singing.)* patito

*(with Francisco singing.)* Later when they see me coming,

*(backing vocals singing.)* patito

They say here comes the duck sin

*(backing vocals singing.)* patito

Later when they see me coming,

*(backing vocals singing.)* patito

They say here comes the duck sin pluma,

*(backing vocals singing.)* patito

Uy uy, uy uy uy, patitio

Uy uy, uy uy uy, patitio

Uy uy, uy uy uy, patitio

Uy uy, uy uy uy, patitio

A mi me llaman el pato,

*(backing vocals singing.)* patito

Porque vivo entre el cenizo,

*(backing vocals singing)* patito

A mi me llaman el

*(backing vocals singing.)* patito

Porque vivo entre el cenizo,

*(backing vocals singing.)* patito

**Francisco**: *(Tongue thrills while a dancer dressed up as a duck comes out and quzks.)*

**Wags**: We love the little ducky song! *(Duck quacking.)*

**Fernando**: *(with Francisco singing.)* A mi me llaman el pato,

*(backing vocals singing.)* patito

Porque vivo entre el

*(backing vocals singing.)* patito

A mi me llaman el pato,

*(backing vocals singing)* patito

Porque vivo entre el cenizo,

*(backing vocals singing.)* patito

**Fernando**: Luego que me ven venir,

*(backing vocals singing.)* patito

Ahi viene pato cenizo,

*(backing vocals singing.)* patito

*(with Francisco singing.)* Luego que me ven venir,

*(backing vocals singing.)* patito

Ahi viene pato cenizo,

*(backing vocals singing.)* patito

Uy uy, uy uy uy, patitio

Uy uy, uy uy uy, patitio

Uy uy, uy uy uy, patitio

Uy uy, uy uy uy, patitio

A mi me llaman el pato,

Porque vivo entre el cenizo,

A mi me llaman el pato,

Porque vivo entre el cenizo,

**Francisco**: Arriba! Hoo-hoo! *(Duck quacking.)*

**Wags**: This is fun! Duckies!

**Francisco**: Claro!

**Fernando**: *(with Francisco singing.)* Luego que me ven venir,

Ahi viene pato cenizo,

Luego que me ven venir,

Ahi viene pato cenizo,

**Francisco**: Este es mi compadre Wags. *(Quacking like a duck.)*

**Wags**: *(Chuckles)* Quack, quack, quack, Francisco!

**Fernando**: A mi me llaman el pato, *(backing vocals singing.)* patito

Porque vivo entre el cenizo, *(backing vocals singing.)* patito

*(with Francisco singing.)* A mi me llaman el pato, *(backing vocals singing.)* patito

Porque vivo entre el cenizo, *(backing vocals singing.)* patito

**Fernando**: Luego que me ven venir, *(backing vocals singing.)* patito

Ahi viene pato cenizo, *(backing vocals singing.)* patito

*(with Francinco scisco singing)* Luego que me ven venir, *(backing vocals singing.)* patito

Ahi viene pato cenizo, *(backing vocals singing.)* patito

**Wags**: Everybody's having fun with the ducky song! *(Duck quacking.)*

**Fernando**: Bai-bai-bailale! *(Duck quacking continues until the song finishes.)*

(Intro for The Wiggly Trail here minus the scene where Zoe and Katty finding Dorothy’s invention is working because didn’t go anywhere in the original Wiggles video)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* Let's take a walk

Skip, hop and jump

Along the wiggly trail

*(with The Other Wiggly Band singing)* On the wiggly trail

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing);*Boot scootin' fun to see

Wild horses run

On the wiggly trail

*(with The Other Wiggly Band singing)* On the wiggly trail

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* Snakes hiss

Birds

(**Cowboy Jeff**: Rah)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* and flutter too

Dingoes

(**Cowboy Jeff**: Roo),

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* The cows eat grass and

(**Cowboy Jeff**: Mooooo)

*(with The Other Wiggly Band singing)* All the sights and sounds

**Wags**: *(singing)* on the wiggly trail.

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* There's plenty of fun

And work to be done

On the wiggly trail

*(with The Other Wiggly Band singing)* On the wiggly trail

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* Ploughing the land

Won't you give us a hand

Along the wiggly trail

*(The Other Wiggly Band singing)* On the wiggly trail.

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* Piggies

(**Cowboy Jeff**: Oink oink)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* The little sheep

(**Cowboy Jeff**: Baaa baaaaaaaa)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* Magpies sing

(**Cowboy Jeff**: Tweet tweet)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* And kangaroos jump so far

(**Cowboy Jeff**: Boing boing)

*(The Other Wiggly Band singing)* All the sights and sounds

**Wags**: *(singing)* on the wiggly trail.

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* Come on along and sing a country song

On the wiggly trail

*(The Other Wiggly Band singing)* On the wiggly trail

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* There's new friends to meet

And yummy things to eat

On the wiggly trail

*(with The Other Wiggles singing)* On the wiggly trail.

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* Kookaburras laugh

(**Cowboy Jeff**: Koooookkkaaaaaa)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* Horses too

(**Cowboy Jeff**: Neigh)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* Donkeys

(**Cowboy Jeff**: Eeeawwww)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* And you'll hear the cowboys

(**Cowboy Jeff**: Yahooooo!)

*(with The Other Wiggly Band singing)* All the sights and sounds

**Wags**: *(singing)* on the wiggly trail.

*(They pass by Cowboy Jeff as the song ends.)*

(Intro to Listen To The Drummer Playing, the band gets lost, then they wake Henry up and Wags knows the way, the rest of the band follow Wags all the way to his secret drumming place and they decide to do a song.)

*(Listen To The Drummer Playing starts as Wags drums, while the dancers dance, Henry plays the keyboard, Shirley Shawn plays her yellow guitar, Dorothy plays her green guitar and Captain plays the bass.)*

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* Listen to the drummer playing on his

*(with The Other Professional Wiggly Band singing)* Rocking and a rolling drums

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* Listen to the drummer playing on his

*(with The Other Professional Wiggly Band singing)* Rocking and a rolling drums

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* Listen to him drumming on his rocking tom tom

Listen to the drummer playing on his rocking and a rolling drums

Our bodies just can't stop a moving

*(with The Other Professional Wiggly Band singing)* Oh, when we hear a drummer play

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* Listen to the drummer playing on his

*(with The Other Professional Wiggly Band singing)* Sizzling high hat

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* Listen to the drummer playing on his

*(with The Other Professional Wiggly Band singing)* Sizzling high hat

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* Ah yeah

Listen to him playing oh

That's where the music's at, ah huh

Listen to the drummer playing on his

**Other Professional Wiggly Band**: *(singing)* Sizzling high hat

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* Our bodies just can't stop a moving

*(with The Other Professional Wiggly Band singing)* Oh, when we hear a drummer play

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing);*Rhythm and beat go together hand in hand

And the drummer provides the beat

For the rocking and a rolling band

Our bodies just can't stop a moving

*(with The Other Professional Wiggly Band singing)* Oh, when we hear a drummer play

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* Listen to the drummer playing on his

*(with The Other Professional Wiggly Band singing)* Rocking and a rolling drums

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* Listen to the drummer playing on his

*(with The Other Professional Wiggly Band singing)* Sizzling high hat

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* Ah, yeah

Listen to the drummer playing on his

*(with The Other Professional Wiggly Band singing)* Old bass drum

(First scene with the band finding the town here.)

*(As they walk the scene transitions to The Wagettes at the Great Western Café running with trays.)*

**Fluffy**: Phew, running a café can be really hard work.

**Cartwhelle**: You're right, Fluffy. I think we really deserve a break.

**Skally**: Good point, Cartwhelle. We can certainly afford to take a break. After all, there aren't any customers here at The Great Western Cafe.

**Cartwhelle**: And there haven't been any customers since Alfonso the chef ran out of the secret ingredient for his master pasta.

**Alfonso**: *(offscreen.)* Mama, Mia! Mama, Mia!

**Fluffy**: Yes, I know. If we don't get a few customers soon, we may have to close the cafe.

**Skally**: Oh, goodness. But what can we do?

**Fluffy**: Maybe Dorothy, Captain, Uncle Wags, Shirley and Henry might have an idea.

**Cartwhelle**: I wonder where they could be?

(Third scene where The Wiggly Band get to the town, meet Bok and Bubbles and go to the cafe.)

*(It transitions to the song Let’s Go To The Great Western Cafe as The Wiggly Band, Bok and Bubbles go there while accompanied by Fernando, Francisco, Zoe, Katty and the dancers who stay behind as they go in.)*

(Chorus)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* Let's Go to The Great Western Café

(**Dorothy, Captain & Henry**: *(singing)* Let's Go)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* The Great Western Café

(**Captain, Dorothy & Henry**: *(singing)* Let's Go)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* For great western fun

(**Wags**: *(singing)* Friendly smiles everywhere)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* Lots of dancing too

(**Dorothy, Captain & Henry**: *(singing)* We're gonna make some music)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* That's what we're going to do

(Chorus)

(**Wags**: *(singing)* You can have baked beans)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* And drink some water too

(**Captain, Dorothy & Henry**: *(singing)* You'll hear some yodelling)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* That's what we're going to do

(Chorus)

(**Wags**: *(singing)* We're gonna have some fun)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* For great western fun

(**Wags**: *(singing)* We're gonna have some fun)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* For great western fun

(**Captain, Dorothy & Henry**: *(singing)* Come along everyone)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* For great western fun

*(The band, Bok and Bubbles come into the cafe after the song finishes.)*

**Wags**: Hey, look everyone, there’s the Wagettes, Skally, Cartwhelle and Fluffy.

**The Wagettes**: Hi, uncle Wags, hi everyone.

**The Wiggly Band**: Hi.

**Dorothy**: Wow! It's really quiet in here.

**Captain Feathersword**: Too quiet.

*(A tumbleweed rolls past them in the cafe while crickets chirp.)*

**Henry**: Ah, remember what Bubbles said, "Everyone's at the fair."

**Shirley Shawn**: Of course, yeah.

**Fluffy**: It's been this way for a while. Wiggly Band, we may have to close the cafe.

**Wags**: Close the great western? Oh, no! But what about Alfonso? He's the best chef in town. He's sure to win "The Great Country Cook-Off" with his master pasta.

**Skally**: Alfonso won't enter the Cook-Off. He can't get the secret ingredient for his special master pasta anymore. That's why we don't have any customers.

**Alfonso**: Meat and potatoes, meat and potatoes. It's all I can look without my secret ingredient *(Alfonso enters through the door.)*

**The Wiggly Band**: Alfonso!

**Alfonso**: Hello, my friends!

**Henry**: We can't believe you're not going in The Country Cook-Off.

**Alfonso**: I cannot, with my.... *(Dramatic music in the background.)* secret ingredient.

**Dorothy**: Oh, gee, but The Country Cook-Off. It's the biggest event of the town fair.

**Captain Feathersword**: That’s right, Dorothy. *(He goes to a poster advertising the cook-off.)* There’s the great Russian cook. Boris Bersch....

**Shirley Shawn**: It’s Borsch.

**Captain Feathersword**: Oh, right, and Stanley Sambal, the Asian food champion. And Pierre Bonbon, the French master. Oh, all great chefs themselves. and they're all competing for the prize at The Great Country Cook-Off,. Well, Alfonso's as good as any of them. *(He goes back to them.)*

**Wags**: Hey, maybe that's it. Alfonso, please cook at The Cook-Off. If you win, everyone will know that the best food is at The Great Western Cafe.

**The Wiggly Band**: Yeah!

**Cartwhelle**: Wags, I'm afraid Alfonso doesn't believe in himself anymore. So he won't enter The Great Country Cook-Off competition. *(Alfonso use his arms that means "No!" or "Never!" when he is using gestures.)*

**Wags**: Oh, no. Not even a superhero could help us now. *(Foodman appears and Wags looks surprised.)* Wha-hoo! Who are you?

**Foodman**: I am Foodman. Superhero of sustenance. Where there's an appetite, there is a way.

**Wags**: Wow! Hey, guys, our own superhero.

**Dorothy**: *(confused.)* What are you talking about, Wags? I can't see a superhero.

**Wagettes**: Superhero?

**Wags**: Foodman.... he'll solve all our problems.

**Professional Wiggly Band**: Foodman?

*(The song Foodman starts as Wags and 5 dancers dressed as chefs dance with Foodman while the others look on confused.)*

**The Wiggly Band**: *(singing offscreen)* Foodman (Foodman)

**Foodman**: Hello citizens, I'm the good foodman.

**The Wiggly Band**: *(singing offscreen)* Foodman (Foodman)

**Foodman**: That's me, I love healthy food)

**The Wiggly Band**: *(singing offscreen)* (Foodman)

(**Foodman**: Yum, yum, yum)

**The Wiggly Band**: *(singing offscreen)* Foodman.

(**Foodman**: That's me!)

**Wags**: *(singing)* When it's cooking time

(**Foodman**: Ah huh)

**Wags**: *(singing)* And you need some kitchen help

(**Foodman**: I love cooking time)

**Wags**: *(singing)* He's the man to call

(**Foodman**: I'm the man, everybody)

**Wags**: *(singing)* A superhero like no one else

(**Foodman**: That's right, citizens)

**Wags**: *(singing)* 'Cause he's the

**The Wiggly Band**: *(singing offscreen)* Foodman (Foodman)

**Foodman**: Yo yo, I'm the good foodman.

**The Wiggly Band**: *(singing offscreen)* Foodman (Foodman)

**Foodman**: Hasta la pasta, baby.

**The Wiggly Band**: *(singing offscreen)* Foodman (Foodman)

Foodman.

(**Foodman**: That's me!)

**Wags**: *(singing)* Fry, bake or boil

(**Foodman**: Yum!)

**Wags**: *(singing)* He can show you the way

(**Foodman**: I'll show you the way, citizens)

**Wags**: *(singing)* Fruit salad or veggies too

(**Foodman**: I love veggies)

**Wags**: *(singing)* He tests them for freshness everyday.

(**Foodman**: Everyday!)

**Wags**: *(singing)* 'Cause he's the

**The Wiggly Band**: *(singing offscreen)* Foodman (Foodman)

(**Foodman**: Yo, yo, I'm the good foodman)

**The Wiggly Band**: *(singing offscreen)* Foodman (Foodman)

Foodman (Foodman)

(**Foodman**: That's me)

**The Wiggly Band**: *(singing offscreen)* Foodman

(**Foodman**: Oh, I love healthy food)

**The Wiggly Band**: *(singing offscreen)* Would you like beet root?

(**Foodman**: Oh that sounds great, citizens)

**The Wiggly Band**: *(singing offscreen)* Would you like zucchini?

(**Foodman**: I love zucchini)

**The Wiggly Band**: *(singing offscreen)* Would you like corn cobs?

(**Foodman**: Corn cobs? That sounds fantastic)

**The Wiggly Band**: *(singing offscreen)* Would you like crunchy munchy honey cakes?

(**Foodman**: I love food, c'mon!)

**The Wiggly Band**: *(singing offscreen)* Foodman (Foodman)

(**Foodman**: Yo, yo, I'm the good foodman)

**The Wiggly Band**: *(singing offscreen)* Foodman (Foodman)

(**Foodman**: It's great to be of service, citizens)

**The Wiggly Band**: *(singing offscreen)* Foodman (Foodman)

(**Foodman**: Eat healthy)

**The Wiggly Band**: *(singing offscreen)* Foodman

(**Foodman**: That's me)

**Shirley Shawn**: Yes, well, that looks like a lot of fun, Wags. But right now, we've got to find a way to save the great western.

**Foodman**: *(He whispers into Wags’ ear.)*

**Wags**: The Foodman says, "Alfonso should try and make his master pasta."

**Alfonso**: But I cannot! I don't have the.... *(Dramatic music in the background.)* secret ingredient.

**Foodman**: *(He whispers into Wags’ ear.)*

**Wags**: Foodman says "Let me be the judge of that." *(Foodman taps Wags’ shoulder while pointing his thumb at himself.)* Oh! Let him be the judge of that. *(Foodman gives a thumbs up.)*

**Captain Feathersword**: Please, Alfonso.

**Alfonso**: Okay, for my friends, I will try.

**All**: Yeah!

*(The song The Master Pasta Maker (From Italy) starts)*

**Alfonso**: *(singing)* I'm the master pasta maker from Italy

(**The** **Wiggly Band**: *(singing)* He's the master pasta maker of Italy)

**Alfonso**: *(singing)* E mi piace fare la pasta vedi, si si

(**The Wiggly Band**: *(singing)* He's the master pasta maker of Italy)

*(in high pitched.)* The pasta master makes a master pasta you see

*(in normal pitched.)* He's the master pasta maker of Italy

Master pasta?

**Alfonso**: *(singing)* Si, si?

**The Wiggly Band**: *(singing)* Make it faster.

**Alfonso**: *(singing)* Okay!

I'm the master pasta maker from Italy

(**The Wiggly Band**: *(singing)* He's the master pasta maker of Italy)

**Alfonso**: *(singing)* E mi piace fare la pasta vedi, si si

(**The Wiggly Band**: *(singing)* He's the master pasta maker of Italy)

*(in high pitched.)* The pasta master makes a master pasta you see

*(in normal pitched.)* He's the master pasta maker of Italy

Master pasta?

**Alfonso**: *(singing)* Si, si?

**The Wiggly Band**: *(singing)* Make it faster.

**Alfonso**: *(singing)* Okay!

I'm the master pasta maker from Italy

(**The Wiggly Band**: *(singing)* He's the master pasta maker of Italy)

**Alfonso**: *(singing)* E mi piace fare la pasta vedi, si si

(**The Wiggly Band**: *(singing)* He's the master pasta maker of Italy)

*(in high pitched.)* The pasta master makes a master pasta you see

*(in normal pitched.)* He's the master pasta maker of Italy

Master pasta?

**Alfonso**: *(singing)* Si, si?

**The Wiggly Band**: *(singing)* Make it faster.

**Alfonso**: *(singing)* Okay!

E cosi

E va bene

Ma si allora

Vado su e vado giu

Prendo la pasta e la butto ne'll aqua,

E quando torno gli metto l'olio,

E quando canto gli metto l'aglia

E corro e corro e vado qua e mi fermo

E corro e corro e corro e faccio la pasta cosi si si

I'm the master pasta maker from Italy

(**The Wiggly Band**: *(singing)* He's the master pasta maker of Italy)

E mi piace fare la pasta vedi, si si

(**The Wiggly Band**: *(singing)* He's the master pasta maker of Italy)

*(in high pitched.)* The pasta master makes a master pasta you see

*(in normal pitched.)* He's the master pasta maker of Italy

**Alfonso**: *(singing)* E cosi che canto, quando canto mangio e quando mangio mangio la pasta si si.

**The Wiggly Band**: *(singing)* Pasta master make a faster pasta for me

**Alfonso**: Mangiamo si! (Translation: Let's eat, yes!)

*(Wags and Foodman taste Alfonso’s master pasta while an instrumental track plays in the background, then Foodman whispers into Wags’ ear.)*

**Wags**: *(He swallows his pasta.)* Foodman says, "This is not master pasta. It's disaster pasta."

**Wagettes**: Oh, no.

**Alfonso**: I cannot make the master pasta without the.... *(Dramatic music in the background.)* secret ingredient.

**Foodman**: All is not lost. All we need to do is find the.... *(Dramatic music in the background.)* secret ingredient.

**Dorothy**: What'll we do now?

**Wags**: Dorothy, Foodman says, "All is not lost. All we need to do is find the.... *(Dramatic music in the background.)* secret ingredient.

**Alfonso**: Is not a possible.

**Wags**: Sure it is. Just tell us what the.... *(Dramatic music in the background.)*secret ingredient is.

**Alfonso**: If I tell you, it will not be the.... *(Dramatic music in the background.)* secret ingredient. It will be the not secret ingredient is. I can never say the word, it will never pass my lips.

**Shirley Shawn**: Maybe if you draw it *(They pretend to draw on paper.)*

**Alfonso**: Hmmm, maybe.... I think you are tricking me.

**Bubbles**: Oh, great idea, Shirley! *(She gives a pen & paper to Alfonso.)* Here's some paper for you to draw and a pen.

*(Alfonso draws the secret ingredient, then shows it the band who gasps.)*

**Foodman**: Hmm, difficult.... but not impossible.

**Shirley Shawn**: How do we find it in time for the contest?

**Foodman**: *(He whispers into Wags’ ear.)*

**Wags**: Foodman says, "Trust your senses."

**Foodman**: *(Foodman whispers into Wags’ ear.)*

**Wags**: Smell.

*(Shirley, Dorothy, Captain & Henry smell.)*

**Wags**: Hearing.

*(Shirley, Dorothy, Captain & Henry listen with their ears.)*

**Wags**: Sight.

*(Shirley, Dorothy, Captain & Henry look.)*

**Wags**: And taste.

*(Shirley, Dorothy, Captain & Henry pretend to taste.)*

**Foodman**: *(Foodman whispers into Wags’ ear.)*

**Wags**: Foodman says, "He will return."

*(Foodman then leaves)*

**Shirley Shawn**: Anthony, I don't know what this Foodman thing is all about. But his advice.... I mean, your advice is good.

**Captain Feathersword**: We're going to have to find the.... *(Dramatic music in the background.)* secret ingredient so Alfonso can go to the Cook-Off.

**Dorothy**: Hey, Alfonso, don't worry. We'll find the.... *(Crickets chirp but no dramatic music.)* secret ingredient? *(Dramatic music in the background.)*

**Henry**: Come on, everyone. We're going to have to move in "Wiggle Time" if we're going to get this job done.

**Skally & Cartwhelle**: Oh, good luck!

**Fluffy**: You can do it!

**Alfonso**: I will lead the way!

*(Everyone goes outside to find the secret ingredient.)*

**Captain Feathersword**: Uh, Alfonso, where are we going?

**Alfonso**: Uh.... I don't know!

*(A bird flies into view.)*

**Wags**: Hey, a bird! Ha-ha! *(Wags whistles to a bird so he can communicate with it.)*

**Henry**: What's the little bird saying, Wags?

**Wags**: The little bird wants to know what's wrong with Alfonso.

**Alfonso**: *(depressed.)* I'm too upset. Can't you tell?

*(Wags speaks to the bird, background music plays as he mentions the secret ingredient and the bird squawks.)*

**Shirley Shawn**: Well, what did the bird say?

**Wags**: That clever little bird knows where to find the.... *(Dramatic music in the background.)* secret ingredient!

**Alfonso**: *(excitement.)* Fantastic!

**The Wiggly Band**: Follow that bird!

**Dorothy**: Yeah!

*(The band starts to follow the bird as their friends and Alfonso wave and the song Follow The Bird starts.)*

**Shirley, Dorothy, Captain & Henry**: *(singing)* Follow the bird

Follow the bird

Birdie birdie bird

(**Wags**: *(singing)* Follow the bird)

**Shirley, Dorothy, Captain & Henry**: *(singing)* Follow the bird

Follow the bird

Birdie birdie bird

(**Wags**: *(singing)* Follow the bird)

**Shirley, Dorothy, Captain & Henry**: *(singing)* Tweet tweet tweet tweet

Tweet tweet tweet tweet

Tweet tweet tweet tweet

Wa wa wa wa wa waaaaaa

Follow the bird

Follow the bird

Birdie birdie bird

(**Wags**: *(singing)* Follow the bird)

**Shirley, Dorothy, Captain & Henry**: *(singing)* Follow the bird

Follow the bird

Birdie birdie bird

(**Wags**: *(singing)* Follow the bird)

**Shirley, Dorothy, Captain & Henry**: *(singing)* Tweet tweet tweet tweet

Tweet tweet tweet tweet

Tweet tweet tweet tweet

Wa wa wa wa wa waaaaaa

Follow the bird

Follow the bird

Birdie birdie bird

(**Wags**: *(singing)* Follow the bird)

**Shirley, Dorothy, Captain & Henry**: *(singing)* Follow the bird

Follow the bird

Birdie birdie bird

(**Wags**: *(singing)* Follow the bird)

*(The song finishes as the band realises the bird is gone and they’re back at Wiggly Homestead.)*

**Dorothy**: Hey.... where's the bird gone?

**Shirley Shawn**: I don't know, Dorothy, but we're back at Wiggly Homestead.

**Captain Feathersword**: Hey, it's getting late. We've got to work this out.

**Shirley Shawn**: Yeah, I think we're going to need some help with this one. Will you help us find the.... *(Dramatic music in the background.)* secret ingredient? Oh, good. *(Shirley holds a picture of a tree.)* Well, here's a drawing of what it looks like.

**Wags**: Hey, Shirley, everybody, that looks like an olive tree.

**Shirley Shawn**: That's right, Wags. And that's where you get "Olive Oil" and that's the.... *(Dramatic music in the background.)* secret ingredient.

**Dorothy**: Yeah. Hey, can you help us? have you seen an olive tree that looks like that? You have? Hey, guys, they're saying that they've seen an olive tree that looks like that and it's over there.

**Captain Feathersword**: Yes, they're saying it is over there, Dorothy, let's have a look.

**Dorothy**: Okay. *(The tree moves.)*

**Henry**: Hmm, it's not over there. Now they're saying it's over there.

**Wags**: Let me get this straight, you're saying the olive tree is over here now.

*(The olive tree moves again.)*

**Henry**: They're saying that.

**Captain Feathersword**: Well, let's have a look.

**Wags, Dorothy & Shirley**: Okay.

**Wags**: Hmm, not there.

**Dorothy**: Hang on, guys, now they're saying it's behind us.

**Shirley Shawn**: Oh, behind us?

**Dorothy**: Here! *(They look behind them and see the tree.)*

**Shirley Shawn**: Yes! Well done, everybody. That is the secret tree.

**The Wiggles**: Yay!

**Captain Feathersword**: Hang on, everyone. How are we going to get the olive oil out the olives?

**Wags**: *(He starts to hear something.)* Do guys hear something?

**Dorothy**: No.

**Henry**: Wags can hear things from far away, What can you hear Wags?

**Wags**: It sounds like a gizmo working and water coming out.

**Dorothy**: The gizmo that I showed you must have started working.

**Shirley Shawn**: Come on, Dorothy, let’s get it.

**Dorothy**: Okay.

*(Shirley and Dorothy get the gizmo and bring back to the tree.)*

**Captain Feathersword**: Wow, the pump does work! Now Dorothy, let me get this straight. You're going to use that gizmo to pump out the olive oil from the olives?

**Dorothy**: That's right, Captain. I'm going to use this pump to pump the olive oil out of the olives.

**Wags**: We'd better get to work.

**Shirley Shawn**: Yes, double quick wiggly time. Come on!

*(The Wiggly Band use Dorothy’s gizmo to pump the olive oil into a jar.)*

**Captain Feathersword**: It's working, Dorothy!

**Henry**: Yeah, it's fantastic!

**Wags**: Wow! By golly, Dorothy, you've done it.

**Dorothy**: Ha-ha! I did indeed. Look, everyone, it's the olive oil.

**Shirley Shawn**: Yes, great work, everybody. But now we have to hurry back, so Alfonso can make his master pasta for the Cook-Off.

**Wags**: Yeah, let's go!

**The Wiggly Band**: Andale!

*(They go to the fair as it transitions there.)*

**Skally**: Oh, Alfonso looks so sad.

**Fluffy**: Yes.

*(The Wiggly Band tell Bok and Bubbles/Paloma about the olive oil.)*

**Captain Feathersword**: Cartwhelle, we have found the olive oil.

**Cartwhelle**: Oh, fantastic! Alfonso's going to be so pleased!

**Henry**: This will be great fun! Just like a party!

**Wags**: Si, just like a fiesta.

**The Wiggly Band & Wagettes**: A Wiggly Fiesta!

**Captain Feathersword**: Whoo-hoo-hoo!

*(Siesta Fiesta starts everyone dances except for Henry who sits down on a bale)*

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* Fiesta,

*(backing vocals singing: Whoa-oh!)*

It's a wiggly fiesta

*(backing vocals singing: Whoa-oh!)*

Don't you know that it's party time?

(with The Other Wiggly Band singing: Aye aye aye aye aye aye)

Fiesta, *(backing vocals singing: Whoa-oh!)* it's a wiggly fiesta

*(backing vocals singing: Whoa-oh!)*

Don't you know that it's party time?

(with The Other Wiggly Band singing: Aye aye aye aye aye aye)

But wait, there's Henry

He's sleeping in the shade

Siesta

*(backing vocals singing: Whoa-oh!)*

He just wants to siesta

*(backing vocals singing: Whoa-oh!)*

Don't you know that he'd sleep all day?

(with The Other Awake Wiggly Band singing: Aye aye aye aye aye aye)

Fiesta, *(backing vocals singing: Whoa-oh!)* it's a wiggly fiesta

*(backing vocals singing: Whoa-oh!)*

Don't you know that it's party time?

(with The Other Wiggly Band singing: Aye aye aye aye aye aye)

Fiesta, *(backing vocals singing: Whoa-oh!)* it's a wiggly fiesta

*(backing vocals singing: Whoa-oh!)*

Don't you know that it's party time?

(with The Other Wiggly Band singing: Aye aye aye aye aye aye)

*(Instrumental break while everyone dances until the song finishes.)*

**Shirley Shawn**: This is going to be great fun, guys. But first things first, we have to find Alfonso. Everyone, spread out. *(Wags, Dorothy, Captain and Henry spread their arms out.)* Um, no, that's now what I meant. Everyone look around for Alfonso.

**The Other Wiggly Band**: Oh!

**Shirley Shawn**: Whatever you do, don't get distracted by the fun and games.

**Wags, Dorothy, Captain & Henry**: Ah! *(They look at the games.)*

**Shirley Shawn**: Wiggly Band? *(shouting)* Wiggly Band, this is serious! Come on, let's go! *(They leave to find Alfonso but get distracted by games except Wags.)*

**Wags**: There's so much to do. This is going to be fun. Look at all the competitions. Wow! *(He goes to play the fastest banana challenge.)*

*(The Wiggly Band then play some games.)*

**Katty**: The mechanical bull!

*(Captain rides the bull.)*

**Zoe**: The sleeping competition.... the siesta!

*(Henry keeps sleeping while dancer Caterina gives him and medal.)*

**Dancer Caterina**: Shh!

*(Dorothy uses the pump to pump for water)*

**Francisco**: *(speaks in Spanish.)* La mejor invencion.

**Fernando**: The best invention.

*(Dancer Caterina gives Dorothy a medal and the latter gets a thumbs up.)*

**Shirley Shawn**: *(Shirley is roping something with their lasso)* Yee-haw!

**Zoe**: The lasso competition.

*(Dancer Caterina gives Shirley a medal, but can’t get it through their hat.)*

**Katty**: Let the donkey guess you weight.

**Donkey**: Hmm, 27.45 kilometers? Yes! *(Donkey hee-haws.)*

**Francisco**: *(speaks in Spanish.)* El platano mas rapido en la competencia del oeste.

**Fernando**: The fastest banana in the west competition.

*(Captain and Wags get ready for the banana competition while everyone else runs and find cover.)*

**Wags**: Wha-hoo! The fastest banana competition in the west. *(chuckles)* I love bananas.

**Cartwhelle**: Well, there's only room in this town for one big banana.

*(They both stare at each other and get their bananas out, but Cartwhelle drops his banana after bringing it out too fast.)*

**Cartwhelle**: D’oh.

*(Wags peels his banana and eats it, while Cartwhelle looks on, Wags gets the olive oil for Alfonso and both of them go to him.)*

**Wags**: Cartwhelle, better luck next time, come on, let’s find Alfonso. There we go. *(Wags gives the Olive Oil to Alfonso.)* Alfonso, cheer up! Look, we found some olive oil for you.

**Alfonso**: Wags, my friend, finally.

**Dorothy**: Ha-ha. Alfonso! Now you can make your master pasta.

**Alfonso**: *(Alfonso kiss a jug)* Si, andiamo! Thank you, my friend.

**The Wiggly Band**: Let's go!

*(The band, Cartwhelle, Bubbles/Paloma and Alfonso go back to the cafe where Skally, Fluffy and Bok are.)*

**Fluffy**: They should be here any minute.

**Skally**: Oh, here they come.

**Alfonso**: Fluffy, my friend! Olio d'olivo e qua! *(He uses the olive oil to add the finishing touches to his pasta.)*

*(It fades to the song Olive Oil as Alfonso dances with Dorothy, while the rest of the band play instruments and their friends dance.)*

(Chorus)

**Alfonso**: *(singing in his operatic notes.)* Olive oil

(with The Non-realistic Wiggly Band singing: olive oil)

Caro amore mio

(with The Non-realistic Wiggly Band singing: Drip drip olive oil)

**Dorothy**: *(singing)* Olive oil

(with The Non-realistic Wiggly Band singing: Drip drip olive oil)

Is his greatest love

(with The Non-realistic Wiggly Band singing: Drip drip)

It helps him to sing

**Alfonso**: *(singing in his operatic notes.)* And the water to boil

(with The Non-realistic Wiggly Band singing: Olive oil)

**Dorothy**: *(singing)* He'll use it on a leafy tossed salad

**Alfonso**: *(singing in his operatic notes.)* Oh, my lovely olive oil

**Dorothy**: *(singing)* It eases his throat

**Alfonso**: *(singing in his operatic notes.)* And I can sing high

**Dorothy**: *(singing)* When making some chips

**Alfonso**: *(singing in his operatic notes.)* I use it to fry

(Chorus)

**Dorothy**: *(singing)* It pours like water

**Alfonso**: *(singing in his operatic notes.)* And it's slippery and golden

**Dorothy**: *(singing)* It comes from the trees

**Alfonso**: *(singing in his operatic notes.)* In the markets it's sold

**Dorothy**: *(singing)* All over the world

**Alfonso**: *(singing in his operatic notes.)* On the table you'll find them

**Dorothy**: *(singing)* They're green and they're black

**Alfonso**: *(singing in his operatic notes.)* Viva l'olio d'olivia

**Dorothy**: *(singing)* Olive oil (with The Non-realistic Wiggly Band singing: Olive oil)

**Alfonso**: *(Now back in his normal singing voice.)* E l'alio d'oliva

**Greg**: *(singing)* Is his greatest love

**Alfonso**: *(in his normal singing singing.)* Caro amore mio

(with The Non-realistic Wiggly Bandsinging: Drip, drip, olive oil)

E il mio grande amore

**Dorothy**: *(singing)* Olive oil, is his greatest love

**Alfonso**: *(in his normal singing voice.)* E il mio grande amore

**Dorothy**: *(singing)* Olive oil, is his greatest love

**Alfonso**: *(in his normal singing voice.)* E l'olio d'oliva

(with The Non-realistic Wiggly Band singing: Drip drip olive oil)

**Dorothy**: *(in his normal singing voice.)* Olive oil, is his greatest love

(with The Non-realistic Wiggly Band singing: Drip Drip)

**Alfonso**: *(in his normal singing voice.)* Si il mio grande amore

E l'olio d'oliva, Si!

*(Alfonso finishes putting the oil in his pasta, then in slow-motion Alfonso slips and the pasta goes up in the air, the friends gasp, then Henry catches it with 2 tentacles.)*

**Shirley Shawn**: Oh, great catch, Henry!

**Fluffy**: You saved the master pasta, Henry!

**The Wiggly Band**: Let's go!

*(Everyone gets to the Cook-off competition)*

**Francisco**: *(speaks in Spanish.)* Damas y caballeros, nuestros cuatro participantes: Boris Borsch.

**Fernando**: Ladies and gentlemen, our four contestants: Boris Bork....

**Greg**: *(as Boris Borsch.)* That's a Borsch!

*(Wags gives two thumbs up.)*

**Francisco**: *(speaks in Spanish.)* Pierre Bonbon,

**Fernando**: Pierre Bonbon,

**Murray**: *(as Pierre)* Bonjour.

**Francisco**: *(speaks in Spanish.)* Es Stanley Sambal,

**Fernando**: Stanley Sambal,

**Jeff**: *(as Stanley)* Nǐ hǎo

**Francisco**: *(speaks in Spanish.)* Y Alfonzo el grande.

**Fernando**: And Alfonso the great will now present their meals for tasting.

*(The audience claps while judges Sam, Emma and Anthony get ready to taste the dishes.)*

**Henry**: I'm so nervous.

**Dorothy**: I'm so tense.

**Wags**: I'm so hungry.

*(Dancers Lachy and Tsehay give the judges the dishes, they taste the four dishes one by one.)*

**Fernando**: Now that the tasting is done, it is now time for the judges to think their scores. Thinking music, please. *(Henry plays his accordion to play music, then Wags trys to play his trumpet but he gets the the wrong pitch.)* Okay, time's up. Judges, it's now time to see the score. Rank them from 1-10; The higher the score, the better the dish. Ready?

**Francisco**: Boris Bork.

**Greg**: *(as Boris.)* That's Borsch!

*(The judges pick a 7 card each while the audience claps.)*

**Cartwhelle**: He scored a seven!

**Fernando (Jr.)**: Pierre Bonbon.

*(The judges hold up an 8 card.)*

**Fluffy**: He scored an eight!

**Zoe**: Stanley Sambal.

*(The judges hold a 9 card each.)*

**Skally**: Ooh, nine!

**Shirley Shawn**: Wow! A nine! Well, that's going to be hard to beat. Alfonso is going to need a perfect score.... a ten.... if he's going to win. And I don't know if that's ever been done before in the whole history of The Great Country Cook-Off.

**Fernando**: Drumroll, please!

*(Wags plays a drumroll on his snare drum.)*

**Katty**: Alfonso!

*(The judges pick up a 10 card)*

**The Wiggly Band**: Ten!

**Alfonso**: Yippee! Ha-ha! *(Alfonso cheers since he won.)*

**Wags**: *(The Wiggly Band take their cowboys hats, while jumping up & down.)* He did it! he got a perfect score! He won The Great Country Cook-Off! 10 out of 10!

*(The audience claps while the band and Alfonso jump for joy.)*

**Shirley Shawn**: I reckon the great western cafe will be staying open now.

**Paloma**: Thanks to Alfonso and The Wiggly Band.

**Wags**: Shirley, everybody, this calls for a celebracion. A celebration!

**Wiggly Band**: Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

*(The song Hey Now, Let’s Have A Party starts)*

(with The Other Wiggly Band singing: Hey now)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* Let's have a party

(with The Other Wiggly Band singing: Hoo now)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* Come on, everybody

(with The Other Wiggly Band singing: Whoa now

Wow now)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* Lye l-l-lye l-lye lye l-lye lye lye

(with The Other Wiggly Band singing: Hey)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* We've got a party

(with The Other Wiggly Band singing: We've got a party

Hey now)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* Let's have a party

(with The Other Wiggly Band singing: Hoo now)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* Come on, everybody

(with The Other Wiggly Band singing: Whoa now

Wow now)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* Lye l-l-lye l-lye lye l-lye lye lye

(with The Other Wiggly Band singing: Hey)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* We've got a party

(with The Other Wiggly Band singing: We've got a party

Hey now)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* Let's have a party

(with The Other Wiggly Band singing: Hoo now)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* Come on, everybody

(with The Other Wiggly Band singing: Whoa now

Wow now)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* Lye l-l-lye l-lye lye l-lye lye lye

(with The Other Wiggly Band singing: Hey)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* We've got a party

(with The Other Wiggly Band singing: We've got a party)

**Skally**: This is lots of fun.

**Fluffy**: This is wonderful.

**Henry**: I'm having a wonderful time.

**Paloma**: I like parties, I love dancing. Let's all dance.

*(Instrumental break)*

(with The Other Wiggly Band singing: Hey now)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* Let's have a party

(with The Other Wiggly Band singing: Hoo now)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* Come on, everybody

(with The Other Wiggly Band singing: Whoa now

Wow now)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* Lye l-l-lye l-lye lye l-lye lye lye

(with The Other Wiggly Band singing: Hey)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* We've got a party

(with The Other Wiggly Band singing: We've got a party

Hey

We've got a party)

**Cartwhelle**: Hey, everyone! Let's make a conga line!

**Wags**: Great idea, Cartwhelle. *(He barks)*

(with The Other Wiggly Band singing: Hey)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* We've got a party

*(Instrumental break while they form a conga line.)*

(with The Other Wiggly Band singing: Hey)

(We've got a party)

(We've got a party)

(We've got a party)

*(The song ends as another song (Cielito Lindo) starts as the band are dressed in mariachi clothing, while their friends dance and everyone is sitting.)*

**Wags**: Here comes Fernando, Francisco, Zoe and Katty to sing "Cielito Lindo!"

**Fernando**: *(speaks in Spanish.)* Y ahi bombon aqui estamos. Ay! Verdad que si. Esta seguro? Andale. *(chuckles)* Andale, Tony.

(Verse 1 x2)

**Fernando & Fernandito**: *(singing)* De la sierra, morena

Cielito lindo vienen bajando

Un par de ojitos negros

Cielito lindo de contrabando

**Wags**: Come on, everyone, let's sing now.

(Chorus)

**Fer, Fra, Z & K**: *(singing)* Ay, ay, ay, ay, canta y no llores

**Wags**: That's it!

Porque cantando se alegran

Cielito lindo los corazones

**Wags**: Tell us more, guys!

(Chorus)

**Wags**: Here we go again!

(Verse 2)

**Zoe and Katty**: *(singing)* Ese lunar que tienes, cielito lindo

Junto a la boca,

No se lo des a nadie

Cielito lindo que a mi me toca

**Wags**: Tell me more!

(Verse 2)

**Anthony**: Let's sing it now!

(Chorus x5)

**Fernando**: Ay-yi-yi-yi!

**Francisco**: Ay que padre!

*(The audience claps and cheers when the song finishes, then it transitions to the Wiggly Band to the Big Red Car.)*

**Shirley Shawn**: Come on, Wiggly Band, we've got a big day tomorrow back at Wiggly Homestead.

**Captain Feathersword**: What a great day. Thanks for coming with us!

**Dorothy**: Yeah, and thanks for helping with us find the secret ingredient and saving the great western cafe.

**Wags**: *(The Wiggly Band get into the car.)* Oh, and thanks to that wonderful super-food-hero, Foodman!

**Shirley Shawn**: *(The Wiggy Band put their seatbelts on and drive back home.)* Oh, come on, Wags. You can drop that now. We all know there is no Foodman!

**Wags**: *(Shirley starts the engine then Wags sees Foodman waving goodbye.)* But, but, Shirley.... Shirley, but, Shirley Shawn, Hey-hey, look over there!

**Shirley Shawn**: Huh?

**Dorothy**: Huh?

**Captain Feathersword**: Huh?

**Henry**: Huh?

**Donkey**: *(The donkey turns his head)* Huh?

*(Farewell To The Wiggly Trail starts as the band drives back home while their friends, Alfonso, the dancers and everyone else wave to them.)*

**The Wiggly Band**: *(singing)* Fare thee well and goodbye to the wiggly trail

Fare thee well and goodbye to the wiggly trail

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* We've sure had some fun but now it's time to run

*(with The Other Wiggly Band singing.)* Fare thee well and goodbye to the wiggly trail

(**Wags**: *(singing)* We rode the trail together

Had some beans and had some fun)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* We had some fun but now it's time to go

We'll see you at the next Wiggly show

*(with Captain, Wags, Dorothy & Henry singing.)* Fare thee well and goodbye to the wiggly trail

Fare thee well and goodbye to the wiggly trail

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* Now the sun's begun to set

We've had time we won't forget

*(Instrumental break while The Wagettes and Alfonso run behind and wave.)*

(**Wags**: *(singing)* We rode the trail together

Had some beans and had some fun)

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* We had some fun but now it's time to go

We'll see you at the next Wiggly show

*(with Captain, Wags, Dorothy & Henry singing.)* Fare thee well and goodbye to the wiggly trail

Fare thee well and goodbye to the wiggly trail

**Shirley Shawn**: *(singing)* Now the sun's begun to set

We've had time we won't forget

**Skally**: Well, as the sun sets, it’s time to say goodbye from us to you.

**Cartwhelle**: We’ll see you next time.

**Fluffy**: Bye everyone.

*(It transitions to The Wiggly Band logo as the credits roll)*