Albert's News Direction

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 Albert's News Direction (or AND for short) is a separate series from Undertime Slopper. It takes place in the same universe and every episode is structured as if it were a news network. The episodes have many connections to the lore of the Undertime Slopper series and many things seen on AND appear later on in Undertime Slopper. It is unknown who runs this network although it is most likely Albert himself.

## Object filmed over Albert’s Forest

The first broadcast from AND shows a strange object (Simon) flying over Albert's Forest to get to the Undertime Kingdom. Some onlooker filmed Simon and sent it to the network. They also report that tensions are high in Undertime Kingdom due to the Battle For Undertime Castle.

## Space Station footage of Strange Object

The Space Station has sent security footage to the network of Simon flying past the station and the Pilot. The station says that they cannot confirm the identity of the strange object.

## Reports of a battle at Undertime Castle

AND has learned more about the battle at Undertime Castle. They report that King Undertime took initiative to eliminate all the Elves. Albert's Forest confirms that they did not approve this initiative.

## Space station claims responsibility for the strange object in the sky?

AND reports once more about the Space Station and an official statement from the Space Station states that all necessary precautions were taken during the flyby of the object.

## Object seen over Albert's Forest connected to Undertime Kingdom

AND has found an intercepted voicemail between King Undertime and the owner of the object, Simon. the voicemail goes as follows:

"Hello Simon is this working? I have a question. Someone sent me this in the mail. You can understand gibberish so I thought you would know. It says to solve this riddle have a little giggle. Now it might have been a troll or maybe a little creature. The more I think about it the tinier they get. I can't even see them anymore. Simon? Oh well call me back. Oh wait! I was thinking, what.. if.. Oh I forgot, I totally forgot what I was going to say. Let me try and remember. Ssssssomething important... Well it couldn't be that important if I forgot it. That's what I was always told of course. I don't remember who told me that. Wait a minute! I remember..."

It cuts off there.

## King Undertime leaked attacking inhabitants of Albert's Forest

Footage has leaked of King Undertime attacking inhabitants of Albert's Forest. King Undertime is currently being criticized for his Battle For Undertime Castle. The leaked footage shows Undertime happily walking on top of the sacred rocks in Albert's Forest.

"Is it bad I kind of like this?" -King Undertime

Albert's Forest has stated that these actions are unacceptable, and King Undertime has already used up his two warnings and one timeout. The person who leaked this video says he has a lot more where that one came from.

## King Undertime doesn’t pay tickets

Slopper Dishonored. AND reports that King Undertime once left Albert's Forest late and was speeding with his car through sensitive areas. He hasn't paid any of the tickets he was given for this. It is confirmed that this and the previously mentioned leaks are old stuff surfacing now. We also learn the name of one of the AND reporters. Their name is Oliver Puprakes.

## Tourism in Albert’s Forest plummets

Tourism in Albert's Forest is at an all time low due to the strange object and the Battle For Undertime Castle. Annual traveler, Crinkle Humphrey, is interviewed. He says that he's on his annual space vacation when he decided to make a stop in Albert's Forest for some gas. He sees the mysterious object fly right over him and can't recall which way it went.

## 24 hour challenge: gone wrong

A young man had ventured deep into Albert's Forest. They camped out after the Albert's Forest Announcer announced the closure of the forest for the day. This man is named Chompy, aka Albert's Tourist. His body was found the next morning. We see the Horse People gathered around the skeleton of Chompy. No one knows what happened to him.

## Hackers break into “The Cloud”

A warning is sent out by AND telling people to back up all their files. People have been noticing problems uploading documents lately and that is due to the Hacker breaking into The Cloud. The Cloud is a data center that floats over Albert's Forest. Many sensitive documents were intercepted. The recent leaks of King Undertime's phone call, the 24 hour challenge gone wrong, and the Battle For Undertime Castle seem to have all come from this Hacker.

## Outages everywhere after anonymous hackers brute force into “The Cloud”

There are outages all over Albert's Forest due to the Hacker breaking into The Cloud. Crinkle Humphrey is back for another interview. He tried to upload 15 1/2 videos but not one worked. He's angry and you can tell he's angry due to his facial expression. Nothing he tried to upload would upload. He's been trying to push aside the situation that involved Chompy and the 24 hour challenge but this situation will not be pushed aside. He states that if they don't fix that cloud soon it'll receive a one star review from him.

## Have you heard about this?

A guy that seems to be a parody of people on Tik Tok that spread news begins by asking if we've heard about the Hacker and The Cloud. The Hacker released sensitive documents that could change Albert's Forest forever. What other secrets might be hidden in The Cloud?