Christmas Porno 2

This is the second episode of a series of short stories inspired by Christmas. The actual name of this story is “Belinda Blinked; Let's go skiing;”.

It is not clear whether the Christmas episodes are canonical with the rest of the series. Jamie has explained that they are discarded chapters from Belinda Blinked. Rocky also makes frequent references to "the timeline" which he claims to have been mapping and following religiously since the very first book, implying that these are not part of the 'story' he is trying to tell. However, given the erratic nature of the writing and the numerous plot holes, it is entirely possible that these are supposed to take place within this timeline.

## All Character’s In The Story

* Belinda Blumenthal
* The Duchess
* Chiara Montague
* Willy (The Duchess's servant)
* Scottish Man
* François Gérard (mentioned)

## Belinda Blinked; Let's go skiing;

Belinda Blumenthal unscrewed the lid off her big, orange flask at the departure gate at LYC Airport. Belinda recalls the Office Christmas party, Christmas Porno 1, saying," it left her mouth dry, and her pussy panting." When she's on the plane, we learn that she and The Duchess are going skiing in the Scottish Cairngorms. Belinda was happy to have something to do between holidays. (or the gauche week, as Alice so elegantly put it.) A voice calls out to Belinda from beyond the curtain that separated the economy comfort class from the VIP section. Belinda swivels her head behind the "insulting" curtain and spots The Duchess. The Duchess, dressed in a white, plasticized linen ski suit, with her tell-tell Panama hat perched on her noddle. They kissed because it was cold and neither wanted lip burns. It started to snow harder, if at all, and Belinda pulled her "sheep fluff" coat, with its black, goatskin lapels closer to her "knock-out knockers." The Duchess informs Belinda that she's ordered cold Chilean Chardonnay and a grouse pie for nibbles during the transfer to her family castle. A mighty spruce tree stood in the Great Hall, as tall as the ceiling. Thousands of candles balanced on its branches and the tree was decorated with artifacts that dated back to Henry VIII's reign. Footmen were walking around with platters of festive callipers for the guests. They reigned from fields of lore, politics, and flower arranging, one of the Duchess's favourite pastimes. Belinda thinks she spots Chiara Montague, but she's not too sure. Belinda comments on the music blaring from somewhere in the Castle, saying that she pictured the Duchess as a "Christmas Carols only" household. The Duchess replies that they are strictly secular here, but not to tell her godmother, the Queen. Belinda swoons at the thought of her dreams of having a Damehood for services to pots and pans business practices becoming reality. At dinner, Belinda is seated next to Chiara Montague, and for most of that time, Belinda had her hand finger deep in her lap, while eyeing up various Lairds across the table. At Midnight, knuckles knocked on Belinda's large mahogany bedroom door. She opened the door naked and was greeted by The Duchess. Belinda quickly undressed the Duchess. The Duchess's nips knew the score and hardened. Belinda pulls The Duchess to her bed, and the Duchess points up at a mistletoe, dangling from an old oak beam. The Duchess gives her crotch a kiss with "festive cheer." The Duchess pulls out a candy cane dildo from her garter. She mentions her and her water aerobics class had given up sugar for their new-years resolution. As they get it on, Belinda's screams reverberated around the foot deep sandstone walls, like a martyr of medieval times. The next day, the Scottish snow was superb. The Duchess, Belinda, and Chiara skied all morning long. They stopped for a break at one of the little bouthie's located deep in the Cairngorms. A Scottish man takes their money and gets them drinks, murmuring and coughing the whole time. The Duchess informs them that the man said the weather was coming in and they paid for their drinks and left. The Duchess is a great skier because she was sent to a finishing school in Switzerland over forty years ago. She could have been on the British Olympic team if her skiing instructor, François Gérard, hadn't gotten her pregnant. Suddenly, an Avalanche appeared and took the Dutchess and Chiara out. Belinda, the hero we all need, saves both women. They found refuge back at that boothie. The Scottish man offers them food but they decline. The Duchess says that they all must strip to get warm, and seconds later the three women are cuddling under fur rugs in front of a bonfire. Chiara complains that she's still cold and stand up with nothing on but her dazzling smile and hand-forged Safire necklace. The Duchess spills her whiskey and iron brew mixer over Belinda's tits. Chiara and the Duchess lick her nips clean and venture to her secret garden. They all blink.