Loud the Composer

Loud hosts about he was the composer

**Loud the Composer** is an sixtieth episode of *Histeria!.*

## Summary

Andrea Bocelli is the winner of the opera contest, Bocelli and his men joins up to look for the secret of the holy grail, unless there's trouble in their lands. Bocelli takes to the ballroom with Veronica Berti for a perfect marriage.

## Sketches

### Act 1 (Prologue)

1. Histeria Opening Hosted by Live-Action Leonard Maltin
2. The Band of Instrumentors Theme (Prologue)
3. Theme - Loud the Composer (The Naked Gun parody)
4. The Panama Teddy Anthem (2000)
5. The Quest For Holy Grail (1798)
6. World War II (1945)

### Act 2 (Mercinaries' and Billy the Kid's Act)

1. Team Fortress Opening Jingle (Extended Version)
2. My Buddy Stalin Goes Bowling (1923)
3. Destiny for Isaac Hayes (1974)
4. Steamed Hams with Heavy and Soldier
5. Valley Vorge (1778)
6. Billy the Kid Jingle
7. The Pony Express (1860)
8. The National Thoroughbred Racing Assemblination (1903)
9. Jousting at New York Renaissance Faire (with Andrea Bocelli)
10. Sir Loud vs. King Henry VI (1471)
11. The Discoverer Card: Admiral Richard Byrd (Loud Kiddington version)
12. Make A Man Out Of You
13. Team Fortress Closing Jingle

### Act 3 (Toast's, Loud Kiddington's and Pepper Mills' Act)

1. Toast Opening Jingle
2. Ask Me If I Care (with Andrea Bocelli, Luciano Pavarotti and Robert Goulet)
3. Loud Kiddington Jingle (Simpsons parody)
4. D'Artagnan at the Village (1625)
5. Socrates' Punishment (399 B.C.)
6. Pepper Mills Jingle (Mary Poppins parody)
7. Pepper's Pep Rally: Dwight D. Eisenhower (1944)
8. Ask Me If I Care (with Chad Kroeger)
9. Los Angeles Lakers (1996/1999)
10. Ask Me If I Care (with Grover Cleveland)
11. The Board of Education (1997)
12. Ask Me If I Care (with Joseph Stalin)
13. Toast Closing Jingle

### Act 4 (Loud Kiddington's and Derek Powers' Act)

1. Loud Kiddington Opening Jingle
2. The Berlin Wall (1991)
3. Derek Powers Jingle
4. First Gatling Gun of Richard Jordan Gatling (1862)
5. Romeo and Juliet Tale (1480/1603)
6. Loud Kiddington Jingle (The Simpsons parody)
7. A Rent of The White House (1863)
8. The Sybil Ludington Show (1777)
9. Ernak (447 A.D.)
10. Wild Rodeo Loud (1901)
11. Stand By Napoleon (1815)
12. Strange Coincidences: Changing of the Royal Horse Guard (1997)
13. Loud Kiddington's Presidential's Funnitest Home Movies
14. Loud Kiddington Closing Jingle

### Act 5 (Pepper Mills' and Loud Kiddington's Act)

1. Pepper Mills Opening Jingle
2. Yanking Off Mine (song)
3. Strange Coincidences: Let It Snow (1966)
4. Pepper's Pep Rally: John Wilkes Booth and Abraham Lincoln (1862)
5. Loud Kiddington and Steedberg Jingle
6. Mozart's New Horse (1763)
7. Pepper's Pep Rally: Sir Edward Elgar (1900)
8. William Jefferson Clinton and Sepultura (1996)
9. Pepper's Pep Rally: Stephen Hawking (1998)
10. Loud and Steedberg vs. Shan-Yu (6th Century A.D.)
11. Pepper's Pep Rally: William Howard Taft and Teddy Roosevelt (1904)
12. Edvard Grieg's Parade (1897)
13. Pepper Mills Closing Jingle

### Act 6 (Billy the Kid's and Mercenaries' Act)

1. Billy the Kid Opening Jingle
2. The Major of South Africa (1980s)
3. The Yalta Musical Band (1945)
4. Articles of Confederation (1781)
5. Great Society (1964)
6. Team Fortress Jingle
7. Great Moments in Medicine: Animal Hospitality (1840-1850)
8. Loud Kiddington and Steedberg Jingle
9. United Nations - All Historical Figures (August 1, 1998)
10. What's My Job (with Alexandre Dumas)
11. Louis Abernathy and Temple Abernathy's Horse Riding (1909)
12. The Ballroom of Happiness (1879)
13. Epilogue
14. Billy the Kid Closing Jingle
15. All Crews sings Stand Up

### Act 8 (Miss Information's Act)

1. Miss Information Jingle
2. The Holy Grail Has Found (1776)
3. Andrea Bocelli meets Veronica Berti (1776)
4. Miss Information and Company
5. The UnReal World (1945) with Isaac Hayes
6. Loud Kid! Krakatoa
7. Presidential's Funniest Home Movies

### Act 9 (Father Time's act)

1. The Bunker Hill (1775)
2. The Fast Food of Happiness (1999)
3. Raging Fire (1937)

### Bonus Act

1. And Now Our Bonus Presentation
2. The $12 Bill (1918)
3. Super Amazing Constitutions (Loud Kiddington version) (1787)
4. Ali Baba the Kid (1206, A.D.)
5. Presidential's Funniest Home Movies

## Starring

### Main Cast

1. Cody Ruegger as Loud Kiddington, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Robert Todd Lincoln,
2. Candi Milo as Charity Bazaar
3. Frank Welker as Father Time, King Solomon, Runt, Bill Clinton, Gandhi,
4. Luke Ruegger as Billy the Kid, Big Fat Baby, Young John Quincy Adams, Will Rogers, Young Alexander Dumas
5. Laraine Newman as Miss Information
6. Nathan Ruegger as Froggo, Samuel Johnson,
7. Cree Summer as Aka Pella
8. Tress MacNeille as World's Oldest Woman, Toast, Martha Washington, Elizabeth I,
9. Grey DeLisle as Pepper Mills
10. Jeff Glen Bennett as Lucky Bob, Scout, Richard Nixon, George Westinghouse, Aramis, King Hubert, Alan Fontain Bisque, Benito Mussolini
11. Billy West as Chit Chatterson, Benjamin Franklin, Wilbur Wright, Thomas Edison, Henri Gifford, Peter Rabbit, John Quincy Adams,
12. Nora Dunn as Lydia Karoke, Barbara S., Queen Lea,
13. James Wickline as Bill Straitman
14. Rob Paulsen as Sammy Melman, George Gershwin, Orville Wright, Porthos, Tojo

### Major Cast

1. Joe Alaskey as Edvard Grieg
2. Tom Kane as Professor Utonium, Ernest Rutherford,
3. Kevin Michael Richardson as World's Oldest Man, George McClellan, Admiral Richard Byrd, Otto Von Bismarck,
4. John Cleese as Soldier (Sounds Rob Paulsen), Gilbert and Sullivan, Ralph the Cornwall, Rev. James Wills, Jockey #1, William Henry Harrison,
5. Jim Cummings as Heavy, Hassun, Announcer, Jockey #2, Attila the Hun, Andrew Johnson, Jingles P. Jones, Alexandre Dumas, William Howard Taft
6. Corey Burton as Sniper, Thomas Jefferson, Winston Churchill, Announcer, Jockey #3, King Stefan,
7. Jason Alexander as John Adams
8. Gregg Berger as Engineer, Jockey #4
9. Robin Atkin Downes as Medic, British Redcoat, Walter Farley, Ludwig Van Beethoven, Jockey #5, Zachary Taylor, Lyndon Baines Johnson, Wilhelm Mohnke,
10. Andre Sogliuzzo as Spy, Jockey #6, Lyndon Baines Johnson, James Garfield, Athos, and Sir Edward Elgar
11. Maurice LaMarche as George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Christopher Columbus, Jockey #7, Woodrow Wilson, Socrates,
12. Keith Diamond as Demoman, The Jockey,
13. Rodger Bumpass as Ivan Pavlov, King Philip II, Johannes Brahms
14. Fred Travalena as Julius Caesar
15. Tony Jay as Richard Jordan Gatling, Martin Van Buren, Shere Khan, General Baron Von Steuben,
16. Alex D. Linz as Singing Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
17. Tom Kenny as Nikola Tesla,
18. David Hernan as Andrew Jackson
19. Eli Marienthal as D'Artagnan
20. James Parris as Wizard Kelly
21. Treva Ettienne as Mr. Rapper
22. Charles Martinet as Joseph Stalin
23. Beau Weaver as Mr. Punker
24. Robby Benson as Alexander Hamilton, Chris Hadfield
25. Clancy Brown as Lex Luthor, Wild Bill Hickock
26. Casey Kasem as Calgary Kasem

### Supporting Cast

1. Eddie Caroll as Jiminy Cricket
2. Robert Ingram as Adolf Hitler, Henry W. Longfellow,
3. Grant Heslov as The Doctor
4. Phil Proctor as Bill Clinton
5. Steve Blum as Leader of Bowling Alley
6. Bob Joles as Tax the Lion
7. Dan Castellaneta as Pete the Squirrel, John F. Kennedy,
8. Scott Menville as Punk Guy at Bowling Alley
9. Jerry Orbach as Napoleon Bonaparte
10. Patrick Duffy as Owner of National Gun Association
11. Billy West as Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck,

### Special Guest Stars

1. Andrea Bocelli as Himself
2. John Rhys-Davies as Cassim and Man-Ray
3. Dennis Haysbert as John Hinston
4. Seth MacFarlane as Harry Hinston, God, Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin and Greg Quagmire
5. Luciano Pavarotti as Himself
6. Robert Goulet as Himself
7. Isaac Hayes as Himself
8. Veronica Vazquez as Herself
9. Sarah Michelle Gellar as Sybil Ludington
10. Stephen Hillenburg as Himself
11. Lloyd Sherr as Derek Powers, Mr. Ludington,
12. Steve Perry as Singer
13. Barry White as Himself
14. Warren G as Himself
15. Bachanan-Turner Overdrive as Themselves
16. James Brown as Himself
17. Pantera as Themselves
18. N'Sync as Themselves
19. Bette Midler as Herself
20. Sepultura as Themselves
21. The Rolling Stones as Themselves
22. The Byrds as Themselves
23. Steeley Dan as Themselves
24. Aerosmith as Themselves
25. R.E.M. as Themselves
26. System of a Down as Themselves
27. Pearl Jam as Themselves
28. Cypress Hill as Themselves
29. The Who as Themselves
30. The Smashing Pumpkins as Themselves
31. Spinal Tap as Themselves
32. Mark Hamill as The Wright Brothers
33. Adam West as Ernest Hemingway
34. Harvey Atkin as Mark Twain, Blackbeard the Pirate
35. Jack Davenport as Swastika the National Symbol for Nazis
36. Dom DeLuise as Himself
37. Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson
38. Mike Henry as Cleveland Brown
39. Patrick Stewart as Himself
40. Jonathan Frakes as Himself
41. John Stephenson as Dean Martin
42. David Ogden Stiers as Penguin, Andreas Peter Bernstorff
43. Phil Collins as Edgar Allan Poe
44. Gary Oldman as Himself
45. Alec Baldwin as Benedict Arnold
46. Hugo Weaving as Dwight D. Eisenhower
47. Leonard Nimoy as Ronald Reagan
48. James Woods as George Bush, Leopold Mozart,
49. Al Roker as Himself
50. Bernadette Peters as Rita
51. George Newbern as Superman
52. Kevin Conroy as Batman
53. Carl Lumbly as Martian Manhunter
54. Michael Rosenbaum as The Flash
55. John Vernon as Rupert Holmes
56. Richard White as Aaron Burr
57. Wade Boggs as Himself
58. Steven Spielberg as Himself
59. Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump
60. Chuck Norris as Himself
61. Shaquille O'Neal as Himself
62. Bill Cosby as Himself
63. Christopher Walken as Waiter
64. Mark McGwire as Himself
65. Miguel Ferrer as Shan-Yu
66. Rupert Everett as Alexandre Dumas' Narrator

## Gallery

### The Band of Instrumentors

Andrea Bocelli as HimselfHarry Hinston as Robert GouletCassim as Luciano PavarottiJohn Hinston as Isaac Hayes

### The Discoverer Card: Admiral Richard Byrd (Loud Kiddington version)

Histeria! - The Discoverer Card- Admiral Richard Byrd (Loud Kiddington version)

### Ask Me If I Care: Joseph Stalin

Histeria! - Ask Me If I Care (with Joseph Stalin)

## Soundtrack

1. Hungarian Dance No. 5 by Johannes Brahms
2. Rats by Harry Gregson-Williams and John Powell
3. Andy Anorak by Christopher William Marshall
4. The Naked Gun by Ira Newborn
5. The A-Team by Mike Post and Pete Carpenter
6. Can't Get Enough of Your Love, Babe by Barry White
7. Regulate by Warren G
8. Taking Care of Business by Bachanan-Turner Overdrive
9. The Democracy Song by Sir William Gilbert and Sir Arthur Sullivan
10. I Feel So Good by James Brown
11. Revolution is My Name by Pantera
12. Bye Bye Bye by N'Sync
13. The Stars and Stripes Forever by John Philip Sousa
14. Flower Duet by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
15. Procession of the Sardar by Mikhail Ippolitov-Ivanov
16. In Memory of Alexander Suvorov by Anton Arensky
17. Manthem by The Bouncing Souls
18. Symphony No. 45 "Farewell" - III. Menuetto: Allegretto by Franz Joseph Haydn
19. Cocktails Flightly Thought by Harry Gregson-Williams and John Powell
20. Nessun Dorma by Giacomo Puccini
21. Rondo Alla Turca by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
22. Habanera by Georges Bizet
23. Pin The Tail on the Donkey by Naughty by Nature
24. Star-Spangled Banner by Francis Scott Key
25. You by Bad Religion
26. Last Time in Paris by Queensyrche
27. Joyeuse Marche by Emmanuel Chabrier
28. Scenes of Napolitaines by Jules Massenet
29. Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
30. In the Cave by David Newman
31. Captain Hook by James Newton Howard
32. Pirates of Penzances: The Cat Like Tread by Sir William Gilbert and Sir Arthur Sullivan
33. La Marseillaise by Claude Joseph Rouget de Lisle
34. Rule Britannia by Thomas Arne
35. The Marriage of Figaro by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
36. Radetzky March by Johann Strauss I
37. Orpheus in the Underworld: Can Can by Jacques Offenbach
38. The Land Race by John Williams
39. Building the Crate by Harry Gregson-Williams and John Powell
40. The Blue Danube by Johann Strauss II
41. You Never Know by Jughead's Revenge
42. Cotton March by John Philip Sousa
43. Start Me Up by The Rolling Stones
44. My Back Pages by The Byrds
45. Do It Again by Steely Dan
46. Rag Doll by Aerosmith
47. Losing my Religion by R.E.M.
48. Chop Suey by System of a Down
49. Black by Pearl Jam
50. Zero by The Smashing Pumpkins
51. Jingle Bells by Robert Goulet