S2E06: "Cards Against Humanity"

*For the rest of Season 2*

## Beer(s)

Big Eddy Russian Imperial Stout (Jacob Leinenkugel Brewing Co.)

## Navigation

 Notes

* The infamous episode in which Dylan "whips out his dick"
* The end credits cite Dylan Brogan, Matt Sloan, ***Jason Stephens***, and Aaron Yonda as staring in this episode when in fact Dylan Brogan, Matt Sloan, ***Bill Bolz*** and Aaron Yonda were the actual stars in this episode.

## Impressions

**Matt (as Dylan)**: "*I'm your fruckin' puppet!*"

**Aaron (as Dylan)**: "*God aggit! Wah the mas ah mag a loom ah!"*"

**Bill (as Dylan)**: "*They sneak into my room!*"

**Bill Bolz (as the "Vulcan Hammer")**: "*I am the Vulcan Hammer! I am the wrestler that will beat you.*"

## Songs

* "Head, shoulders, nips and toes" (sung to the tune of Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes) sung by Matt Sloan, and Dylan Brogan.
	+ Lyrics: "Head, shoulders, nips, and toes, nips and toes. Head, shoulders, nips and toes, nips and toes. Nips and feet and house and blows. Hips, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes."
* “Padamus", sung by Matt Sloan to the tune of "Paddy Cake"
	+ Lyrics: "Padamus, Padamus bakers man."

## Memorable Quotes

**Dylan**: "*Alright, I mean like, come on, like, I would pick a big black dick every time!*"

**Dylan**: You're like every teacher I've ever had.
**Matt (as a teacher)**: "*Dylan, you have dyslexia. Dylan, you're fucking insane.*"
**Aaron (as a teacher)**: "*Dylan, you have epilepsy.*"
**Matt (as a teacher)**: "*Dylan, why are you repeating the third grade?*"
**Dylan**: "*You're happy to- You're happy to profit of my misfortune.*"
**Matt (as a teacher)**: "*Dylan, why did you wet your pants? Dylan, why are the other boys laughing at your penis? Dylan, are you sure your mother doesn't want to homeschool you?*"

**Dylan**: "*I'm your fruggin- I'm your little puppet!*"
**Matt (as Dylan)**: "*I'm your fruckin' puppet!*"

**Dylan**: "*Why don't you like my nipples!?*"

**Bill**: "*Your shoulders are the same width as your nipples. They're the same... that's not right.*"
**Dylan**: "*No, but they're also the same width as my hips! That's what makes me proportional!*"

**Matt**: "*Dylan's toothbrush is in the bathroom.*"
**Aaron**: "*Still?*"
**Matt**: "*How many of us have stuck it up our butt when we've gone in there to the bathroom?*" [Matt and Bill raise their hands]
**Dylan**: "*No, No. I use that in my mouth.*"
**Matt**: "*We put it in our anus and we want it to go in your mouth.*"
**Dylan**: "*No wonder it tasted so good!*"

**Dylan**: "*Bill's fault. I blame Bill!*"
**Matt**: [Shouting into Dylan's ear] "*GOOD IDEA!!!!*"

**Aaron**: "*Dylan? Where's your dick?*"
**Dylan**: "*It's in my pants*"
**Aaron**: "*Lets see it! Matt said.*"
**Matt**: "*Take it out, whip it out*"
**Dylan**: [Stands up, undoes and lowers his pants, reaches into his briefs, and takes out his privates]
**Bill**: "*Oh my god I saw his testicle.*"

## Audience Interactions

* Rebecca Jordan - Cup of Chance winner (Chose the beer)
* Kim Kuczynski - Toast
* Will Spencer - Special thanks
* Nunya Bisnash - Special thanks
* Mellany Brookbank - Special thanks
* Pattimus - Special thanks
* Flipholly - Special thanks
* Quincy Younes - Special thanks