Drew Pickles Goes To Agrabah/(Transcript)

**Drew Pickles** (voiced by *Microsoft Sam*): "Hello my name is **Drew Pickles**, the gayest man in the universe (as if you already know that) and I'm here in this video and Today I will be going to **Egg rub bah** from **Disney**'s ***All laddin***. Now you maybe asking; "Drew, Why in the flying penis of hell are you going to an Arabic magical place like Egg rub bah?" Well, I need to find a swell Magic genie lamp which looks like a golden penis dildo, and that is my lamp which is located inside the **Tiger God** also known as the **Cave of Wonders**, so I will grab my lamp and rub it and a swell Bisexual Genie comes out of the lamp. So "How I will get to Egg rub bah" you may ask. Well, In order to get there as you would excpect I will first walk across the Desert and see The Peddler also known as Merchant riding on his camel so this makes me a little bit horny so I will catch up to him to the town of Egg rub bah, when we both reach Egg rub bah. Merchant will open up his sale stand and say to me "Greetings, sir. How may i help you?" I will then say "Hello my name is Drew Pickles and today I want to find my magic genie lamp which looks like a golden dildo, It's located inside the Cave of Wonders." the Peddler will get really confused and say "That item looks strange, but that's okay, You can do that. But first please screw me in the butt, pretty please?" and I will then do that like *hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah How the hell do you rape a Peddler hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ah, who knows ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah using your big white turban as a dildo ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha your items make good dildus too hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this Video is way too random for YouTube hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah now get ready for my dirty white slime itchkchkchkchkchkchkchkchk soisoisoisoisoisoisoisosioisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi splotch, bag, That was swell!* After I'm finished i will go back to the Desert and see the Tiger God (who got it's mouth wide open) looking all wierd like that and then I will use my penis flashlight to go down and look for my penis lamp. But then I will see the **Magic Carpet** and It will know that he would follow me to look for the Magic Lamp, and Then I'll say "Yes!" and he will follow me to find my lamp, Once I found it (at the very tippity top of some king of mini mountain-like tower) I will take it with me - and then suddenly,I will see **Ab boo the monkey** pick up a big Red egg-shaped jewel from the hand of a golden ape statue - and Then some kind of referencing scary low-pitched voice of God will shout *"Infidels!"* and Then the Carpet and I will panic and the deep voice will also shout *"You have touched the forbidden treasure! Now you will never again see the light of day!"* Well God Damn, All we needed is too get the fuck out of this cave, while taking my lamp with me. and Then the Carpet will take me out of this cave fast, So I will Masterbate mega fast (so i can let carpet set me free from the Cave of Wonders) while the Carpet gets me out of this mess like *hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi bag, That was a swell rush!* I will be set free outta the Cave of Wonders and it will collapse and it's head will disappear. I will take my penis lamp out of my ass pocket and then rub it with my cock and then the Bisexual genie arrives out of my lamp like a sunburst referencing ritual thingy, and then he will say *"Oy! 10,000 years will give you such a crick in the neck."* and then he will fix his neck and say *"Ah, That's much better."* and then I will tap my genie on the shoulder with my penis and say "Hello, my genie. My name is Drew Pickles, and Today I will need my swell 3 wishes." and he will say "3? Did you say 3?" and I will say "Yes, I did." and then he will say "You are down by 1, boy." and then I will say "That's what i said, 3. By the way, Can you get all of our asses to The Sultan's Palace of Egg rub bah so we can Rape all of the males and destroy all of the females, with our penises?" and then my Genie will say "Well then, Okey-dokey. To do wish #1, please say the magic wishing words." and then I will say "Okay, here it goes... Genie, I wish for you to get all of our asses to **The Sultan's Palace** so we can Rape boys and destroy girls." and then he will say "Oh Yeah, baby. You're wish is my command." and then I will sit down on the Magic Carpet and my genie will come sitting in the front of the Magic Carpet and say "In case of emergency, the exits are here, there, here, there, and here, back there somewhere, anywhere. please Keep your hands and arms inside the carpet and Remain seeted and become comfortable at all times. We're... outta here!" We will ride on the Carpet to rush the hell outta the Desert and back to Egg rub bah and land into The Sultan's Palace - and while we're at it I will say to my Genie "You know what? I will give you, my genie, - a name... I oughtta call you "**Frankly**"." Then my genie, which his name is instantly Franky, - will say "That's a very swell name for me!" when we land in the **Sultan**'s Place, he will become surprised and say "Oh, Joy! I have visitors. Please, Indenify yourself." and I will say "Hello, my name is Drew Pickles, the Queerest dude in the Multiverse. and This is my genie, I call him ***Frankly***, the most Bisexual genie in the multiverse." then The Sultan will become confused and he will be speechless and say "Oh, well, That's okay. Say, are you here to see Jasmin's love interest, All laddin?" and then I will say "Yes, Me and Frankly are here to rape him and in the ass, after we do it to you." and then the Sultan will become allergic to my Inappropraite swellness and he will say "You Sick fucks, get the fuck out my palace or I will get **Raz ool** and the Royal Guards (who are seriously mean) to throw you guys out" and then I will say the swellest response ever (and Frankly can say it with me) "We will show you the true definition of a Sick Fuck!" It's as we will rape him like *hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha How the hell do you rape a Sultan hahahahahahahahahahahah and why is he a fat ass hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah using your Turban as a dildo hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha for MixelFan69, rapeing a Sultan is swell enough hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Looks like Disney has to remove this video hahahahahahahahahahaha or Fan-boys and Soccer moms will flag the video hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha suck our motherFucking cocks blurgblurgblurgblurgblurgblurgblurgblurgblurgblurgblurgblurgblurg Now it's time for us to cum all over you itchkchkchkchkchkchkch soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi, bag, That was swell!* After rapeing the Fat ass Sultan into nothingness, all of the serious **Royal Guards** (especially Raz ool) will confront us for rapeing the Sultan, and they demand us to apologize. and then Frankly will say "Shut the fuck up you big palooka's, you don't understand our sexiness." and then Raz ool will get pissed off and him and the other Guards will try to kill us, but using our Mastadonic cat-like reflexes we will dodges all of their attacks and then he will pull down their pantses, bend them over and rape them hard like *hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this is what you get for being such complete assHoles hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah using your swords as dildis aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw o o o o o o o o o o eieieieie your wraths also make good dildus e e e e e e e e e i i i i aw i aw i aw i aw hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha get ready for us to cum all over you itchkchkchkchkchkchkchkch soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi bag, That was swell!* Then **Ja'far** will come out of nowhere - with **Ee aggo the parrot** by his side, see me and Frankly and the dead bodies of the Sultan and the Royal Guards and he will say "Wow, I can't believe it, You've killed That nim-witted Sultan and his Guards." and I will say "Yup, by rapeing all of them, with my new Genie named Frankly." Ja'far will say "Thank you for killing them, but how can I repay you?" and I will say "You can repay us by giving us your anal-innocence" but then Ee aggo will become disgusted and barf like *pukepukepukepukepukepukepukepuke brillurlurlurlurlurlurlurlurlurlawaw* and say "Oh, hell no, You Sick Feieieieieieieie *hahahahahahaha You just, can't, say, it, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah We have heard those two magic words already today hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah using this Golden Scarab Beetle as a dildo aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Ee aggo makes a good animal dildo hahahahahahahahah street rat hahahahahahahahahah your Snake staff also makes a nice dildo too hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you will suck my cock blurgblurgblurgblurgblurgblurgblurgblurgblurgblurg now get ready for us to cum all over you itchkchkchkchkchkchkchkchk soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi bag, That was swell!* Ee aggo will come dazed and dizzy from his ass rapeing with Ja'far, - **Princess Jasmin** will come investigate and say "Oh my! What happened here?" and I will say "Oh, I raped Jiff far, Raz ool, the Royal Guards, and your father in the ass." and she will say "Get the Fuck outta here now. You're in huge trouble." Not to care, I will then smack her to death like *bobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobob bag, I win, flawless victory.* After some wandering around like imbeciles, we will hear a man having pleasureful laughter, and I will say "Frankly, I need wish #2; I wish to be an invesigator to follow the sound where it's coming from." Frankly will grant my wish and together we will both trace down the sound. When we locate who's in **Jasmin's Room**, we will find this; that a sinister supernatral red demon named **HIM** from ***The PowerPuff Girls***, that black and white sinister emperor named **King Nixel** from ***Mixels*** and that animated spooky intellegent reaping skelleton of the forces of life and death, completely known as the **Grim Reaper** from ***The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy*** having some **LGBT** fun of swellness with that smart unstabe maniac **Denzel Crocker** from ***The Fairly OddParents***, by tickling him. seeing this shall make us both hyper-dyper horny and we will proceed to have a swell homosexual cummy poopy butt sex orgy with the 4 dudes like *hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha since MixelFan69 is a deep fan of Mixels, King Nixel becoming one of **The Barney Bunch** was unevitable hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha King Nixel is tickling a testicles with his claws hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I'm sucking Him's meatstick like blurgblurgblurgblurgblurgblurgblurgblurg taste like a cherry popsicle blurgblurgblurgblurgblurgblurgblurgblurgblurg Grim is now poking my prostate with his scythe hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Mr. Crocker is stamping F- grade marks onto Frankly's ass hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha okay let's cum soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi bag that was swell.* Mr. Crocker will pull out a mug, pour it with Him's cum, and drink it and say "Oh Wow! That was super-dee-duper awesome. What's your name?" I will say "Hello my name is Drew Pickles, the leader of the Barney Bunch and the gayest man alive in the entire universe." King Nixel will say me, Him, Crocker, and the Grim Reaper will join your group so i can destroy more women like Wave the Swallow from Sonic Riders and pleasure more men to rape." Grim will then say "Drew Pickles, It was a while, since i last saw **Mix opp poliss**. but thanks to MixelFan69 we can fuck now." Him will then start masturbating for a moment. After this, me Frankly and our 4 butt buddies will walk around the palace and we will encounter Ub boo (from I saw him at the cave of wonders) and **Rajah the Tiger** playing Go fish. I will then see see Ub boo again in the palace and Rajah ask them "If they want to put inappropriate swellness on their cards?" A boo will then get shocked and try to run away but Him will block his path and we will duck pile and rape him and Rajah like *hahahahahahahahahahahaha tickling your tails like tickletickletickletickletickletickletickletickle using your cards and Ub boo's fez as dildus aw aw aw aw awawawaw ah ah ah ah ah aw aw aw o o o o o o Hey, don't you call your best friend All laddin Ub boo hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I'm gonna cum soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi bag That was swell.* and Then **Ab bis small** will come out of nowhere and say "Hey, What the fuck happened here?" I will then say "Oh, Me, frankly, and our 4 butt buddies are currently rapeing the citizens of Egg rub bah." and then he wil gag like splmrushbhfhsjsbhfhahhdgfhfkkdkdoep-bury-my-heart-at-wounded-knee-ufnjsjfnjjikshfhhfhdhhfhjsjggfthyenbjhv and say "GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE, YOU SICK FUCKING BASTARD!!" We will then intervine and rape him in his fat ass like *hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha so this is one of them god damn thieves right hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah for some reason, MixelFan69 could be more like a street rat than All laddin hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Does this mean I don't get my third wish? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I just remembered when I just saw that Ab bis small was absent in **All laddin and the King of Thieves** hahahahahahahahahahahaha that stinking All laddin, first chance i get I'll slice him in half hahahahahahahahahahahahaha suck our cocks blurgblurgblurgblurgblurgblurgblurgblurgblurgblurg Now I time for us cum all over you soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi bag That was swell.* Then after some more walking, We will enter the **Bezz are** and see **All laddin** stealing an Italian bread and then he will encounter me, Frankly, and our four butt-buddies and will say to Frankly "Genie, Why do you have such a long weenie? Get it, Long Weenie?! Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaah - I crack myself up! So anyways.., Who are all of those 5 strang weirdos?" and I will say to him "Hello my name is Drew Pickles and my friend beside me and my butt-buddies is not just any genie,- but this is a Bisexual genie named Frankly. Anyways, Today I, Frankly, and our 4 butt buddies will use that Bread as a dildo." he will then say "Sir, that doesn't make any sense?" I will then say "Well Fuck You, You sexy man, do you want fuck?" he will then become allergic to my inaproppriate swellness he will ask "What the heck are you talk-eieieieieieieieie *hahahahaha We're already rapeing you before you're finishing your sentence hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahausing your red fez and purple vest as dildis aw aw aw aw aw aw eieieieieie your best friend A boo (who we raped) also makes a swell dildo ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Do you trust me? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah suck our big boners blurgblurgblurgblurgblurgblurgblurgblurgblurg now time for us to cum ichkchkchkchkchkchkchkhchkch soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi bag That was swell.* At this point, Frankly will pick up an oil lamp and rub it and The **Genie** will arrive out of his lamp and ask; "*What the Fuck is going on here?*" Just then the 2 managers of this video, who's names are **Ron Clements** and **John Musker**, the creators of various Disney films, will step out of their office and ask "What the fuck is going on here?" I will then say "Hello my name is Drew Pickles, the gayest queer in the multiverse and this is Frankly, the most Bisexual genie in the multiverse and today we and our 4 other butt buddies are just turning Egg rub bah into **Fuck rub bah** and also changing Disney's All laddin into **Drew Pickles' Swell laddin**." Clements and Musker will say 'You guys are all Sick fucking monsters, Get out of here, before we call the police" and then I wil say "I have raped every police force in the real universe, I have raped army there, I shove, mountains, cars, castles, planets, bouncy balls, worlds, universes, **Dr. Robotnik** (from ***Sonic the Hedgehog***), magic oil lamps, strange business, and more dildus than you can imagine up my ass. and also, I dare you to call the motherFucking police." and they will get shocked and terrified looks on their faces and try to run away, But I will finally tell Frankly for wish #3 once and for all; "I wish we could surround the managers and speed rape them the hardest of all." Frankly will say "Okay, now You're last wish is granted." and then he will grant my wish and we will surround the managers and speed rape them the hardest of all and it will sound a little something bad like *haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha So these two are the managers of Egg rub bah haaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha for some reason, MixelFan69 likes this super speed rape for now haaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha using the shattered pieces of the 4th wall as dildus awawawawawawawawawawaw awoooooooooooooooooooooo back to the speed rape haaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha* *fucking the other citizens of Egg rub bah who MixelFan69 remebered that are made by Disney like hahahahahahaha these include Jiff far's henchman **Jez zeem** hahahahahaha that meanie **Prince Achmed** hahahahahahahah that other meanie **Far rook** hahahahahahaha **O mar** hahahahahah the Thugs of Ab bis small hahahahahahahahahaha **Prince Uncouthma** hahahahahahahahahaha All laddin's father **Juss seem** hahahahahahahahaha and many more who MixelFan69 knows never more hahahahahahahaha okay let's make everyone suck our cocks blurgblurgblurgblurgblurgblurgblurgblurgblurg all cum all over the whole entire city of Egg rub bah like ichkchkchkchkchkchkchkchchchchchchchchchch splas soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisosiosiosiossoisoiisausoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi splodge, bag, That was swell!* Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy oh boy oh boy. all of the This and that all sounds extremely super-dee-duper hyper-dee-dyper swell-time having, Peddler's camel following, peddler rapeing, cave of wonders entering, lamp finding, magic carpet riding, cave escaping, cave disappeared, lamp rubbing, Bisexual genie comes out, 3-wish making, Palace entering, Sultan fucking, Guard destroying, penis having, Disney villain fucking, street rat portraying, sound detecting, faggot hiring, pet fucking, animal tail tickling, thief screwing, princess beating, hero fucking, genie rapeing, manager humiliating, nipple twisting, fluid jizzing, using a rabbid mole as a sex toy, hippety hoppety dippety doppety, This video is not available due to a copyright claim by Disney, Let's turn you gay in the 69th fraction of a motherfucking millar 2nd Swell up the bum-bum. I think i will be going to Egg rub bah right away! goodBye my swell sexy arse-pirates."