Football Yoshis/Transcript

This is a **transcript** of the Season 3 episode, Football Yoshis.

## Transcript

### Main Episode

(The episode starts with the Number Yoshis outside; the episode title shows up on the top right corner)

(We first see Zero, One, Two and Three, who are listening to songs off of a Nintendo Lena)

**One**: "This stuff's great!"

(A football flies past Zero and hits Two)

**Two**: "Ow! That hurt!"

**???** (offscreen): "Sorry!"

(We see two Football Yoshis rush to where Zero, One, Two and Three are at)

**Red**: "Name's Red. Chuck must'a thrown the football really hard."

**Two**: (shakes Red's hand) "I'm Two."

**Red**: "And this is Spade."

**Spade**: (waves) "Hi."

**Red** (glaring): "Spade, how come you forgot to say, 'Watch out!'?"

**Spade** (changing the subject): "Red's got a bad temper."

**Red**: (to Spade) "Shut up!" (putting on his football helmet; to Two) "How about we challenge you to play football with us?"

**Two**: "Sounds fine."

(We now see four of the Number Yoshis (Two, Three, Four and Six) and the Football Yoshis about to play football)

**Dylan**: (does a cartwheel) "Football Yoshis! Yeah yeah!"

**Eight** (commentating): "The Number Yoshis and Football Yoshis are gonna play against each other."

**Chuck**: "Forty... twenty-eight..." (shouting) "HIKE!"

**Eight**: "And they're off! Chuck's off to a running start! He's got the football in his hands and Six is chasing after him." (Chuck makes a touchdown) "It's a touchdown for the Football Yoshis, who score fifteen points!"

**Zero**: "Where's the first-and-ten stuff?"

(Chuck makes another touchdown)

**Eight**: "Touchdown again for the Football Yoshis! Thirty points! You know, they're pretty good at this."

(Chuck throws the football at Two)

**Eight**: "Chuck threw the football at Two! Penalty!"

**Two**: "Ow! That hurt!" (grabs the football and runs)

**Red**: "Stop it, Chuck! You know better!"

(Chuck then tackles Two and tries to attack him)

**Eight**: "Oh! Now Chuck is trying to punch Two! Chuck is out!"

**Zero** (turning away): "I can't look!"

**Spade**: (pulls Chuck off of Two) "Looks like you're out!"

**Chuck**: "Lemme at him!"

**Dylan**: "Are you alright, Two?"

**Two** (dazed): "What *happened*?"

**Red** (angrily): "I knew we made a mistake the first time we got this guy on the team. You know that, Spade?"

**Spade**: "But Chuck's pretty good. He just likes to tackle."

(Ten minutes of playing football later)

**Eight**: "And the Football Yoshis won! They won by forty-five points."

**Three** (holding the football): "Looks like we need training."

**Two**: "My face hurts."

(We now see Two, Three, Four and Six at Tim and Lisa Hawk's house)

**Six**: "So we heard you did football during your time at high school."

**Tim**: "That's right, it was during my junior and senior years. Would you guys like some training?"

**Three**: "Yes, please!"

**Lisa** (noticing that Two has bandages across his face): "Looks like your friend here got injured. Is he okay if he does training?"

**Four**: "Not really."

**Tim**: "He'll need to lay down."

(We now see Tim, Three, Four and Six [all are wearing football outfits] in the Hawks' backyard)

**Tim**: "Alright, so I'm going to hike the ball."

**Four**: "Are there any math problems in this? I'm in the mood to do math while playing football."

**Tim**: "I don't know." (hikes the football; Four chases after him)

**Six**: "Six..."

**Four** (tackling Tim): "...minus four..."

**Two** (suddenly appearing and throwing the football): "...makes two!"

[TBC]

### Episode Ending

(The Number Yoshis are introducing themselves in counting order)

**Zero**: "Zero!"

**One**: "One!" (lights up a cannon)

**Two**: (pops out of a hole) "Two!"

**Three**: (passes by and juggles Block Blobs) "Three!"

**Four**: "Four!"

**Five** (running after Three): "Come back here!" (looks at the viewer) "Errr, I mean Five!"

**Six**: "Six!"

**Seven** (launching out of One's cannon): "Seven!"

**Eight**: "Eight!"

**Nine**: "Nine!"

(Chuck, offscreen, throws a football, which hits Two)

**Two**: "Ow! That hurt!"

**Red** (offscreen; angrily): "Chuck, stop it!"

(Chuck then starts running)

(The episode ends as the Number Yoshis wave goodbye and Red chases Chuck)