Música Tema

**Música Tema**
 Cantores:
* ' **Temporadas 1-8**: Lois Griffin, Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Chris Griffin, Chris Griffin
* **Temporadas 9-12**: Lois Griffin, Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Chris Griffin, Meg Griffin, Carter Pewterschmidt, Tom Tucker, Mort Goldman, Prefeito West, Joe Swanson, Glenn Quagmire, Barbara Pewterschmidt, Joyce Kinney, Angela, Jillian Russell-Wilcox, Bonnie Swanson, Tricia Takanawa
* **Temporada 12-presente**: Lois Griffin, Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Chris Griffin, Meg Griffin, Carter Pewterschmidt, Tom Tucker, Cleveland Brown, Prefeito West, Joe Swanson, Glenn Quagmire, Barbara Pewterschmidt, Joyce Kinney, Angela, Jillian Russell-Wilcox, Bonnie Swanson, Tricia Takanawa
 Vozes:

Quase todos os programas e séries tem uma **Música Tema.** A de *Family Guy* foi composta por Walter Murphy.

Nos episódios "Estrada para...", arranjos musicais foram usados, e a primeira versão HD que apareceu a Música Tema foi em "O Melhor da Rádio Difusão".

## Letra (versão brasileira)

**Muriel: It seems today, that all you see! Is violence in movies and sex on TV!**

**Eustace:** But where are those good old fashioned values...

**Backup Singers: On which we used to rely? Lucky there's a Family Guy! Lucky there's a man who, positively can do! All the things that make us...**

**Robot Jones:** Laugh and cry!

**Backup Singers: He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy!**

## Letra (original)

Cashina: *It seems today, that all you see*

*Is violence in movies and sex on TV*

Mr. Krabs: *But where are those good old fashioned values...*

SpongeBob, Patrick, Pearl and Fred: *On which we used to rely?*

Chorus: *Lucky there's a Family Guy*

*Lucky there's a man who positively can do*

*All the things that make us...*

SpongeBob: *Laugh and cry!*

Chorus: *He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy!*

## Letra (versão extendida)

Cashina: ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ ♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV, ♪

Mr. Krabs: ♪ But where are those good old fashioned values ♪ ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪

Patrick: ♪ It used to be, a big time star ♪ ♪ Was elegant as Garbo or Hedy Lamarr, ♪

SpongeBob: ♪ But now we get whores like Jenny Lopez— ♪ ♪ You want to curl up and die! ♪

**Chorus**: ♪ Lucky there’s a Family Guy! ♪ ♪ Lucky there’s a man who positively can do ♪ ♪ All the things that make us ♪

SpongeBob: ♪ Laugh and cry! ♪

**Chorus**: ♪ He’s a Family Guy! ♪

Cashina: ♪ When I was young, the songs were fair, ♪ ♪ With Mr. Johnny Mathis and Sonny and Cher, ♪

Mr. Krabs: ♪ But now we get Justin Timber-homo. ♪

Cashina: ♪ Oh how’d it all go awry? ♪

**Chorus**: ♪ So awry! ♪

Patrick: ♪ The classic films were works of art; ♪ ♪ The images were graceful; the stories were smart, ♪

SpongeBob: ♪ But now we get Matrix Revolution ♪ I’m sorry, I know this doesn’t rhyme, but what the heck were you Wachowski brothers thinking?

**Chorus**: ♪ Lucky there’s a Family Guy! ♪ ♪ Lucky there’s a fella sweeter than vanilla, ♪ ♪ Wholesome as a piece of ♪

SpongeBob: ♪ Apple pie! ♪

**Chorus**: ♪ He’s a Family Guy! ♪

Cashina: ♪ His smile’s a simple delight. ♪

Fred: ♪ He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites. ♪

Cashina: Krabs!

Pearl: ♪ He bought me my cute little hat! ♪

Patrick: ♪ Yeah, we should have a talk about that. ♪

**Chorus**: ♪ About that! ♪ ♪ And *his* hat! ♪

{Instrumental}

Patrick: ♪ He’s mastered the comedy arts. ♪

SpongeBob: ♪ He says, “Look out Hiroshima,” then casually farts. ♪

Cashina: ♪ He’s loaded with sexy appeal. ♪

Mr. Krabs: ♪ And best of all my titties are real! ♪ ♪ Have a feel… ♪

Patrick: No, thank you.

SpongeBob: I gave at the office.

Cashina: ♪ The Brady Bunch has got their Mike, ♪ ♪ And pretty Laura Petrie has Dickie van Dyke. ♪ ♪ But who around here could fill those loafers? ♪

**Chorus**: ♪ Well, here’s a happy reply. ♪ ♪ Lucky there’s a Family Guy! ♪ ♪ Lucky there’s a man who positively can do ♪ ♪ All the things that make us ♪

SpongeBob: ♪ Laugh and cry! ♪

**Chorus**: ♪ He’s...a...Fam..ily...Guy! ♪ ♪ He’s...a...Fam...ily...Guy! ♪

Cashina: Oh, my, thank you very much. What a welcome.

Mr. Krabs: I am gonna buy each and every one of you a beer after the show. Whoa, whoa, whoa, I’m kiddin’ for sake, I’m not serious, that’s expensive! Listen, just the fact that I came up with the idea should tell you I’m generous. I shouldn’t actually have to spend any money.

Pearl: Uh, can we turn the spotlight down a bit?

Patrick: Yeah, it is a little bright.

SpongeBob: You know, Patrick, I just noticed something: with that light shining on you, from that angle, you look a lot like Jamie Farr.

Patrick: Yeah, you’ve, uh, told me that before and, uh, it’s interesting because I’m thinking you look a lot like Britney Spears.

SpongeBob: Really? How so?

Patrick: Well, you got that thing going with your eyes like Britney does, you know where—you know how her eyes are just, like, a hair too far apart, uh, almost like there was some immediate post-birth surgery that should have been done, but it was the South, so they didn’t have the medical technology?

SpongeBob: Oh, I see.

Fred: Mom.

Cashina: Yes, honey?

Fred: I have a wedgie!

Cashina: Fred, honey, wait until the intermission. Then you can fix it.

Mr. Krabs: Well, we got a lot of fun stuff lined up here tonight; we got music, we got comedy, we got behind the scenes crap from the show.

Cashina: That’s right. For example, not a lot of people know this, but in one episode of the show, there was a flashback of Patrick when he was a puppy. Now, they couldn’t find a puppy who looked enough like him, so they actually built a crab suit for the scene and the actor inside the suit was Raven Symone, who was Olivia on the Cosby Show.

Patrick: Fascinating bit of trivia.

Mr. Krabs: All right, okay, I’ve got one for you. You know, the sound stage where we shoot Family Guy is the same stage where they shot the Golden Girls back in the 80s, right? And now, one of the stagehands was telling me a pretty intense story. I guess there was one night where they were all ready to shoot and, uh, the audience was waiting and, uh, nobody could find Bea Arthur. So everybody’s freakin’ out and, uh, then one of the producers runs in and says, “Cancel the show tonight; Bea Arthur’s in jail.”

Cashina: Oh my gosh!

Mr. Krabs: Yeah, apparently, she had a little too much to drink before the show and, uh, they found her standing on a street corner exposing her personal to traffic.

Patrick: Oh my gosh!

Pearl: Ewww! That’s disgusting!

Mr. Krabs: Can you believe that?

Patrick: Wait a minute. How the heck can Bea Arthur have a prepared?

Mr. Krabs: Eh, special permit.

SpongeBob: I say, what is it with these actors? They’re perfectly normal people in civilian life and then they come out to Hollywood and just go tucking berserk!

Patrick: You gotta watch your language, kid.

SpongeBob: Oh, it’s a record album, forgot’s sake, let’s cute loose a bit.

Fred: Nipples! Haha.

SpongeBob: Perfect example. Although, I must say I am amazed at the language you can get away with on television these days. I was watching Law and Order the other night and I swear to Gosh, I heard someone use the word “balls.” And I thought to myself, “My man, that, that Picked Wolf just does whatever he darn well pleases, doesn’t he?” Bringing words like “balls” into America’s living rooms. I wonder how he’d like it if I just walked into his living room and used the word “balls.”

Patrick: Uh, I think that’d be breaking and entering.

Cashina: You know, I’m so glad they allowed us to bring SpongeBob this evening. The last show we did, we had to leave him at home. They didn’t allow babies in the theater.

Patrick: Well, of course, people want to be able to enjoy the show.

SpongeBob: I am the show, you lack-witted beaglehead! Oh, what a night that was. My babysitter was a total birth.

Cashina: SpongeBob! That’s very rude! Especially since your babysitter is here tonight. Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Debbie!

Debbie: Hi, Mr. Krabs and Cashina.

Mr. Krabs: Hiya, sweetheart.

Cashina: So, was it really that bad babysitting SpongeBob?

Debbie: You want the truth? Well, okay. So, after you and Krabs left for dinner, I -— no, wait a minute. Let’s tell this story right. Chorus, please.

## Rap (Peter Griffin: Marido,Pai...Irmão?)

Ruby: Seems today...

Louise, Valerie and Martha: Seems today...

Ruby: That all you see...

Louise, Valerie and Martha: That all you see...

Ruby: Is violence in movies...

Louise, Valerie and Martha: Violence in movies...

Ruby: And sex on TV...

Louise, Valerie and Martha: Sex on TV...

Ruby: That where are those good old-fashioned values

On which we used to rely?

Louise, Valerie and Martha: Hey!

Ruby: Luck-Luck-Luck-Lucky there's a Family Guy

Louise, Valerie and Martha: Lucky there's a Family Guy

Ruby: Lucky there's a

Louise, Valerie and Martha: Lucky there's a

Ruby: Lucky there's a

Louise, Valerie and Martha: Lucky there's a

Ruby: Lucky there's a Family Guy

Louise, Valerie and Martha: Lucky there's a Family Guy

Ruby: Lucky there's a

Louise, Valerie and Martha: Lucky there's a

Ruby: Lucky there's a

Louise, Valerie and Martha: Lucky there's a

Ruby: He's

Louise, Valerie and Martha: Come on!

Ruby: A...Fam...ily...

Ruby, Louise, Valerie and Martha: Guy...!

Louise: In that house! Y'know!

Louise, Valerie and Martha: Y'know! Y'know!