Kander

* Portrait
* Old Design
* Unspoken Rizz

**Kander** is a player character from Floors of Serventent, played by Deeto. He is a variant human sorcerer known for his often odd or impulsive behavior.

## Personality

Kander seems to have a good heart, fighting for what he feels is right, but he also seems to contradict this with some of the more... *morally questionable* things he's done.

## History

### Floors of Serventent

Kander joined the other party members in the town of Mez to prepare for their entry into the Adventurer's Guild. In the Grand Library, Kander's immediate first thought was to ask the librarian for a cookie, to which he was granted one. Kander found a book that spoke of the Chainsaw Devil, and shortly thereafter joined Turkeytail's quest for cookbooks.

Once in the cafe, the party found a stranger with even stranger hair, and Kander was among the ones to question him of his origins. Once he learned his name, he questioned Goinky about his name, to which he responded that his mother was retarded. Once a man yelled about his money being stolen, Kander was among the first to rally to go after the thief. He joined the party in the fight against the Meth Demon, but the battle went so quickly that he did not get to land a single blow on the demon. Kander returned the man's money.

After this point, Kander did not do much else before the party made it to the Tower itself.

In the kingdom of Thyra's capital city, Kander sought an audience with the king, with Copper posing as his steed. This worked, and Kander learned of the Trieilian Emperor being the one responsible for the barrier. Unfortunately, when Copper tried to rob the castle, Kander got thrown out in the process. After Ozzie and Gruckles want to raid the castle themselves, Kander stays behind to serve as a distraction alongside Turkeytail. Kander, for some reason, called the guards to help by claiming that all of his sex toys have been stolen, despite not visibly possessing any. Once Copper became the new queen, she allowed Kander and Turkeytail back into the castle. Once the party raided the castle's treasury for funds, Kander noticed that Turkeytail only got one gold piece, and donated some of his to the old man.

Once Ozzie asked Turkeytail and Kander if they are hungry, the party all went to Long John Silver's for a royally-funded meal of one of everything.

Once in Thieu, Kander sought out an "evil person", finding the Pig Devil. Once the party actually went to speak with the Trieilian Emperor, Kander became distasteful of the fact that Copper was their queen, and tried to sell her out as a faker. The Emperor brought out his son, Prince Creig, and in a fit of sheer hatred for him, Kander kicked the young prince. In response, almost the entire party at that point tried to sell him out to maintain good graces with the Emperor. The Emperor agreed to take down the barrier, just as long as the party took Creig with them, much to Kander's dismay.

After the barrier went down, Kander and the others swam across the ocean to the nation of Hitia, stopping in the capital city of Tieronti. After the antics in the Chicken Orchard, the party went Devil hunting once again, finding the Thunder Devil. Kander was the lucky one to obtain the Thunder Devil's powers. Kander asked one of the ghosts in Ghost Alley about the tower, and this broke the ghost's reality, making him enter a sort of "glitched state". Kander was among the ones to discover Kenrick Rowborn locked within the fortress' jail, and after learning his story, Kander and the party freed him and had them join him as an ally. Kander did not do much again until the party made it to Malesia's capital city of Anil.

Once in Anil, the party had to climb up the infamous Three Stairs to reach the king's castle. Kander tried to push Copper down said stairs, only to find that he pushed himself down the stairs accidentally, leading to a streak of bad karma that was only broken by Ozzie's ring. After unsuccessfully breaking down the door to the castle, Kander threw Creig through the window, after which he unlocked the door from the inside. Kander failed to assassinate the king, needing Copper to come in for an assist to successfully do so. Kander survived the cart crash mostly unharmed.

When the party made it to Honey Arch, Kander, upon noticing the bees' anthropomorphic figures, tried to seduce one of the bees, getting stung in the process. However, he was successfully able to seduce another bee by doing the iconic bee dance, somehow having near-infinite stamina while they had sex. They conceived a child, and the bee told him her name, being Jennifer.

Once in Parde, Kander did not do much as of yet.

## Notable Moments

* Getting a cookie
* Distracting the guards with his lack of sex toys
* Kicking Prince Creig
* Swimming across an ocean
* Obtaining the Thunder Devil's powers
* Getting bad luck for failing to push Copper
* Seducing a bee and getting it pregnant

## Trivia

* Kander is the second Flafa D&D player character to conceive a child during the events of a campaign, the first being Dr. V.