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Joseph Reed

"God won't let you take me"

-Joseph Reed

## Introduction

Joseph Reed is a Preacher who truly believes that he was chosen by God and that he was told of the coming end of the world. His goal is to protect his followers, or "children" from the coming end and lead them to "Eden's gate."

Joseph is shown to be a psychopath, having no problem killing, torturing and looting to advance his project.

## Biography

Born in 1976 to an abusive father in Rome, Georgia. It is said that he first heard the voice of god when being beaten by his father. After his father started beating John too, the school started to take notice. The family was then separated and each sent to new foster homes. Joseph never connected with any new foster home and lost contact with his brothers and classmates. He lived lonely and the voice stayed with him.

As a young man, Joseph squatted in an abandoned packing plant. It was around this time that he became deeply interested in religion. He would work many jobs, and during one he would be fired for talking about the voice. He would take on the role of the caretaker of a psychiatric hospital where one night he would be mugged by 3 men. While being mugged the voice told Joseph about the impending apocalypse, or "Collapse".

Joseph would recruit his brothers into his project and they began preaching in Atlanta and amassed quite a following. But after a man who left eden's gate suddenly disappeared, the police investigated and interrogated the reeds. After this the Reeds would move to San Andreas with their followers.

## Known Crimes

The list of Known and suspected crimes Orchestrated by Joseph Reed are as Follows:

* Murder of Infant Daughter (Reports Unconfirmed)
* Orchestrating the ambush of U.S Marshal Cameron Burke (Joseph may not have been Involved)
* Ordering the assassination of Dakota Seay (Unconfirmed)
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Paul Huntly

Paul in his old uniform as part of a ceremonial photo

## Introduction

**Paul Huntly** also known as **Old Man Huntly** was a long serving sheriff, beloved by the community, and now serves as a father to Michael Huntly and Kenny Huntly. He won't ever let his age stop him, because he now also works as a freelance handyman and construction worker.

Having lived in Blaine County since he was born, he knows essentially everyone who ever lived in the county before the 2010s. He has met and interact with many famous figures to some extent, such as Lewis Keith and Josh McAurthur. He has also met the less liked Infamous Folk, such as, Jacob Reed and Joseph Reed when they first moved to the county, along with the well known bikers Michael J. Fawkes and Rocky Joseph.

He certainly isn't a stranger to the people of Blaine, or the craziness that tends to follow them.

Unfortunately in his recent years, he was diagnosed with Dementia, so he's much slower than he used to be. But when he does remember, its evident that he hasn't changed one bit

## Biography

Paul was born in Canada while his parents were out on a vacation to some of the national parks in southern Canada, he is technically canadian by birthplace. Paul was raised on the idea of hard work is the best kind of work, and that the law comes first. He made sure to pass this onto Kenny Huntly and Michael Huntly, Unfortunately Michael didn't quite understand these ideas.

Paul would work on a farm for most of his early life, since he lived in such a small San Andreas town, he knew the local Sheriff Well, after work and school he would head down to the local office and chat with deputies and the Sheriff until the sun went down or a call went out.

He would go on to save up just enough money to get into the University of Los Santos, he would get a degree in criminal psychology and go on to quickly apply for the investigations branch of the Blaine County Sheriffs Office. Due to being an investigator he saw little to no action, and sailed fairly smoothly. He would end up a Captain of the BCSO.

Several of his friends said he should run for sheriff for the election of 1995, he would win with a large majority vote, and went on to serve until 1999 serving just 1 term before retiring.

## Personality

**Paul Huntly** is a kind and understanding man, but if you cross him he will make sure you see justice for your wrongdoings. he is well educated and tends to see right through most people's lies.
National Office of Security Enforcement

## Introduction

The **National Office of Security Enforcement** or **NOoSE** (sometimes abbreviated as **OSE**) is the Internal defense for the United States, and the office serves to protect the United States from internal threats.

Led directly by the **Secretary of Security Enforcement**, chosen directly by the President, which oversees the **Director of NOoSE**

## Other Information

**NOoSE** will be available to be called in upon request of local governments, and **NOoSE** may arrive in difference capacities, with Investigators, Tactical Response Officers, an Federal Police Officers

## Divisions

### Patriotism and Immigration Authority

U.S. Patriotism and Immigration Authority (PIA) employees protect America from the cross-border crime and illegal immigration that threaten national security and public safety. To carry out our mission, PIA focuses on legal and safe immigration enforcement, terrorism prevention and combating transnational criminal threats. PIA's national security mission is carried out by a wide variety of law enforcement, intelligence, and mission support professionals.

### Tactical Response Unit

U.S. Tactical Response Unit (TRU) employees protect America from dangerous individuals and groups operating at the front line of the action, in preventing and combating extreme situations and criminal threats. TRU works alongside local and state authorities to swiftly resolve situations where authorities require assistance. TRU focuses on facing the threat head-on, neutralizing threats and protecting citizens, from terrorist incidents to organized crimes.

### Security Enforcement Police

U.S. Security Enforcement Police (SEP) employees are federal law enforcement officers that are primarily tasked with protecting NOOSE facilities, properties, installations, personnel, users, visitors, and operations from harm and may enforce certain laws and administrative regulations. SEP is the backbone of Security for NOOSE, and additionally provide support to local and state authorities at certain areas, e.g. ports, and during certain events, e.g. public gatherings, state of emergencies.

### Transportation Security Service

The TSS oversees security for highways, railroads, buses, mass transit systems, pipelines and ports but is chiefly concerned with aviation travel security, and employs screening and security officers in airports, armed Federal Air Marshals on flights, and mobile teams of dog handlers and explosive specialists.

## Structure

Unlike other agencies, the NOoSE do not have any rank insignia.

## Staff

The list below shows all current staff, full and part time.

## K9s

Below is a list of all K9s actively serving the department

## Former Staff

The list below shows all former staff, deceased or just left the department

## Staff

Article Name Here
Rank
Badge Number
## Former Staff

Tracie Roberts
Special Agent
Fired
Jake Wilson

## Introduction

**Jake Wilson** is the acting CEO of SecuroServ

## Biography

Born July 1, 1985 in San Fierro, he was born into a wealthy family. During a break in sometime in the early 2000s his family was murdered by 2 armed gunmen after they killed the bodyguards protecting the property.

This event would inspire wilson to attend college with a majority of the money left by his parents, he would study security and cyber security and eventually go on to form SecuroServ to provide the highest level of protection and service to Businesses, Companies, and individuals.
Jacob Reed

"*The weak have their purpose. You'll understand that soon enough.*"

-Jacob Reed

## Introduction

Jacob Reed is a 44-year-old veteran of the United States Armed Forces, in which he served as a marksman as a part of the 82nd Airborne Division. He is responsible for maintaining the security of his family and training new soldiers for Eden's Gate.

## Biography

Not much is known about Jacob's Childhood. He served as a protector to his younger brothers.

It is known that Jacob deliberately set fire to their foster parent's farm and was sent to a juvenile detention center. There, he continued to be rebellious, and constantly clashed with the correctional system. Later he joined the Army, serving several tours on the front lines of Iraq and Afghanistan. He was wounded and decorated multiple times. Once while in Iraq, he was shot down 200 Miles from the nearest base and was forced to cannibalize his friend.

However, a later medical report warned Jacob's superiors that he was suffering from PTSD. He was declared unfit for service and sent to a military hospital. After running out of money, he was discharged and ended up in a homeless shelter in his hometown of Rome, Georgia, where Joseph and John would later find him, and recruit him into their ranks as their main soldier.
Jackson Campbell

## Introduction

**Jackson "Jax" Campbell** is the current Game Warden of the SASPR.

## Biography

Born May 6, 1992 in Toronto Canada. Jackson would be inspired by his parents to serve the public. Jackson would combine his love of nature with his goal. He would join the Canadian Park service and become a Park Warden in Ontario.

Jackson would go on to move to San Andreas due to higher pay for Park officials. Due to his service as a Park warden, his application for the San Andreas State Park Rangers would be easily accepted by officials. and after a short stent within the office, lack of staff would allow him to be selected for the position of Game Warden. He has served in the role since
Carlo Gonzalez

## Personal info

### Family

Haidee Gonzalez (mother)
Soledad Cabaña (grandmother)

### Relatives

Olivia Kate Igar (niece)
Katrina Dedumo (cousin)
Paula Dedumo (cousin)
Queenie Rose Dedumo (cousin)
Jonfranz Dedumo (cousin)
Ken Hendrick Dedumo (cousin)
Ralph Adrian Dedumo (cousin)
John Paul Dedumo (cousin)
Emmanuel Dedumo (cousin)
Nathaniel Dedumo (cousin)
Chingky Dedumo (cousin)
Henry Dedumo Jr. (cousin)
Joshua Dedumo (cousin)
Kier Jay Dedumo (cousin)
Dave Martin Dedumo (cousin)
Divine Kate Dedumo (cousin)
BJ Dedumo (cousin)
Lal Gabrielle Pecante (cousin)
Riva

## Information

Hi, im Riva! I am the founder and owner of Cassidy Riverside Roleplay. I identify as Transgender and want to make sure CRRP is a LGBTQ+ friendly place, i'm also an avid furry and history nerd.

that's just a little about me, if you want to know anything else. Feel free to DM me on Discord!

## My favourite RP characters

I have just a bit to many character, but these are some of my favourites

* Joseph Reed
* Donald Percival
* Kenny Huntly
* Paul Huntly
* Tracie Roberts
* Jeffery Davis
The Lake Beast

"The Lake Beast" is the sixty-second episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*Down on an alien world, ambitious ensign Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt), finds himself on a bit of a wild Goose chase when trying to form a Triumvirate of Guys with Liberty Balboa (Branson Reese) and Dr Dewey (Christopher Hastings). Meanwhile, Katya Bushnikova (Carly Monardo) and Meredith Chesterfield (Ali Fisher) try to bond as only a bride and her maid of honor can. But will a visitor with a connection to Meredith's past ruin everything?*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Tim Platt as Gelmire Lysander
* Branson Reese as Liberty Balboa and Cubic\*
* Christopher Hastings as Thomas Dewey
* Carly Monardo as Katya Bushnikova and Bubbsriel\*
* Ali Fisher as Meredith Chesterfield and Mitzy Festerchild\*

\* indicates a minor or supporting role

## External Links

* Simplecast
* Spotify
Mitzy Festerchild

art by Branson Reese

## Description

> She’s covered in freckles and her hair is dark and very long, as if to suggest she has never even thought to get it cut.
>
> Ali Fisher, *These Electric Kings, These Digital Lords!*

## Appearances

* These Electric Kings, These Digital Lords!
* LIVE: Man Moon Rising
* Claremire
* Down and Out on Xanadu Hard\*
* The Curious Case of the Crunbo\*
* The Lake Beast\*
Henry VIII

art by Branson Reese

## Description

> He wears the finest robes and furs and is surrounded by a retinue of compliant couriers. If his love of country is anywhere near as large as his girth, then truly this is a noble and just king.
>
> Joe Lepore, *King of Queens*

> Hello it’s me, Henry VIII I am. I’m Henry VIII, I’m king, I'm short, stocky, got a big beard, sterling eyes, powerful eyes. Henry VIII I am. Married to Catharine of Aragon. Hello I’m the King.
>
> Tim Platt, *King of Queens*

## Quotes

> I’M HENRY VIII AND I WANNA GET DIVORCED.
>
> Henry VIII, *King of Queens*

## Appearances

* King of Queens
* Three Men and a Baby\*

\* denotes supporting role.
Footsteps

"**Footsteps**" is the thirtieth episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*When the Vanguard receives a surprise message from a reclusive world somehow associated with feet, it's up to Threadcount-900 (Christopher Hastings), Guy Normal (Branson Reese), Chestershire (Ali Fisher), Legs Loveless (Taylor Moore), and Ship's Cobbler Cargo Pantangelo (Guest Star MATTIE LUBCHANSKY) to crack this high-stakes diplomatic encounter. But in a situation this tense, is the crew of the Cavalier ready to dive in...feet first???*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Ali Fisher as Chestashire
* Christopher Hastings as Threadcount 900
* Taylor Moore as Legs Loveless
* Branson Reese as Guy Normal
* Mattie Lubchansky as Cargo Pantangelo
* and Joe Lepore as everything and everyone else

## Trivia

* This is the first episode with a guest star

## External Links

* Simplecast
* Spotify
United States Army

## Introduction

The **United States** is the first line of defense for the Nation, and a powerful force deployed in the case of a severe emergency. Deployed under direct order of the governor for the guard, or the president as a fighting force. Once deployed, any scene will be wrapped up in record time

## Other Information

The **U.S Army** is a special case of a department which can only work in certain ways depending on whose orders they are sent out on. If they are needed to resolve a nasty criminal case, or to help the public they can be deployed by the Governor of San Andreas. If the Army is required for national defense as in the case of a foreign invasion, they must be ordered by the President of the United States

## Structure

Several ranks have been left out (Command Sergeant Major, First Sergeant, Sergeant Major of the Army, and Specialist) to simplify the list and department due to the complexity of those ranks and the roles in which they cover

## Staff

(82nd Airborne)
 Lewis Keith |  | Corporal
 Josh McAurthur
(Army Reserves)
David Mason

## Introduction

**David Mason** is a Motocross Racer sponsored by SANG.

## Biography

Born sometime in Southern San Andreas in January of 1992, nothing is known about his childhood.

It is known he won a state motocross tournament, and that he constantly carries several firearms on his person.

## Events

### Project at Eden's Gate

Sometime during 2021, Dirt Bike issues and a broken phone would lead to Mason staying at the Church of Eden's Gate for a couple hours while his friends came to pick him up. During this time he would be stuck with Joseph Reed and his brother Jacob Reed. Mason respected them both for their dedication in their cause, and respected Jacob for his Military Service. But Mason found them arrogant in just about everything else, and called them "Psychotic Preachers and Militiamen". Of course, neither of them particularly enjoyed this, warning him to never return to the church unless he is willing to atone for his Sins.
Project at Eden's Gate

## Introduction

The **Project at Eden's Gate** also sometimes known as **The White Truck Rebellion** or **Peggies**, is a doomsday cult, and armed militia formed in the 2010s in Rome, Georgia by Joseph Reed

## Information

The Project at Eden's Gate is a Cult that believes the world is nearing the end, or "Collapse". And the Cult indoctrinates people to save them from the end of the world, they have been shown to do this whether it is wanted or not.

The Cult has been shown to create and stockpile illegal weapons and produce drugs they refer to as the "Bliss". On top of this, the cult has been shown to kidnap and torture anyone who "Fails to listen to the voice" or "Fails to see the light" after the cult "saves" them.

All members of the Cult are extremists and devoted to it, this is due to the torture and brainwashing brought upon them before they can join the cult. They cult has likely make up the myth of The Undertaker and The Cremator in order to scare people into seeking help.

## Other Information

* It is said and sometimes talked about by members that they have built and bought several bunkers and decommissioned Military Sites all throughout the state of San Andreas. It's unknown to what scale they actually own or have built

## Events

### Attempted Murder of U.S Marshal

Some time in 2018 while serving a warrant against a known member of the cult for not showing up for court. During this interaction an U.S Marshal Cameron Burke was ambushed by several possible cultists and shot several times. Assumed dead, the cult fled into the woods. EMS showed up and Burke was airlifted to the Hospital and recovered without major issue.

### **Assassination of Dakota Seay**

After a large bust in 2020, leading to the arrest and death of several VIPs. the group then ordered the murder of the commissioner later that year (unconfirmed reports)

## Quotes from members

*"Just wait, someday their thrones will turn into electric chairs. Then they'll see"* -Jacob Reed

*"No one is coming to save you." -Joseph Reed to an unknown Deputy (Audio Tape only)*

*"BURN!!! BURN IN THE HOLY FIRE!! BE CLEANSED! BE PURE!" -Patrick Miller during the ambush with Cameron Burke (Supposedly, unconfirmed)*
LIVE: Man Moon Rising

"**Man Moon Rising**" is the twelfth episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space. It is the first episode to be performed live and with a video feed, originally broadcast for patrons through Youtube on November 8, 2021.

*Heads up DUDES! It's the audio from our first (FREE for Patrons) live stream: MAN MOON RISING. Liberty Balboa, Mitzy, Gelmire, Threadcount and Legs are sent to find a long lost colony on the moon of Testoster 1. But what's this? In the relatively brief time they've been out of contact with the Concilloium, the colonists have developed into a world ruled by...men? What possible reason could the colonists have for adopting such and odd and strange way of life? And can the crew of the CSS Cavalier stop them from spreading their inexplicable insanity to the rest of the galaxy? Will they dare to break RULE #2 if it means they can consign these backwards people to...HIStory? Find out now, or at your leisure!*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Ali Fisher as Mitzy Festerchild
* Branson Reese as Liberty Balboa
* Christopher Hastings as Threadcount 900
* Taylor Moore as Legs Loveless
* Tim Platt as Gelmire Lysander
* and Joe Lepore as everything and everyone else

## External Links

* Simplecast (audio only)
* Spotify (audio only)
* Patreon (audio and video)
Tale as Old as Space

"Tale as Old as Space" is the fifty-fifth episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*When Junior Mortician Vestavia (Carly Monardo), Ship's Agent Billy Onassis (Branson Reese), and Mage of Ill Portent (Christopher Hastings), find themselves on the bridge of the CSS Cavalier, we can only hope they won't be called upon to save the ship in a moment of crisis. They are not equipped to take that kind of thing on!*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Carly Monardo as Vestavia Casketshowroom
* Branson Reese as Billy Onassis
* Christopher Hastings as the Mage of Ill Portent
Hesterbeth Chesterfield

## Description

> *A ravishing woman, much like Meredith, and beautiful. She has pink hair that shoots out from her head like some kind of star trail or something, and it’s curled at the end. And she’s got a little lipstick...*
> Hesterbeth is wearing very high stiletto-heeled boots...
>
> *Carly Monardo,* Chesterfields Are Dying Left and Right

## Trivia

* Hesterbeth is married, and received a letter from her father notifying her he approved of her choice of spouse.
Groomda

Groomda in Uniform

## Description

> A giant pile of slithering tentacles all manoeuvring around each other to create the semblance of form.
>
> Tim Platt, *Overtime*

> A pile of interconnecting, interlocking, twisting, twirling tentacles, that form the disgusting shape of Groomda... Groomda! The doctor with the boctor! Groomda! The lady with the baby! Groomda Groomda Groomda, the man with the plan you just can't understand. He's a bunch of tentacles! He's a--scientist? Maybe.
>
> Tim Platt, *Spacemellow Hollow*

## Quotes

> Groomda's on the bridge!
>
> Groomda, *Bound by the Limelight*

## Trivia

* Groomda was first introduced in 2020 in *Rude Lasers of Feelings*, the first of two non-canon Lasers & Feelings episodes produced for the Rude Tales of Magic Patreon.
* Katya Bushnikova has definitely tried to assassinate Groomda at some point.
* Groomda claims to have held many jobs, including King, Mayor, and Vicar. Some indications of how this is possible are hinted at in the horrifying revelations of The Prince and the Tentacle.
* Groomda's internal systems include a television set with the capacity to air televised concerts from twentieth century Earth. Reviews of its programming have been pretty good.
* Groomda is the only main character to have been voiced by more than one member of the cast, having appeared in a cameo in Hint, voiced by Christopher Hastings.

## Appearances

Groomda stars in eight episodes:

* Bound by the Limelight
* Overtime
* Zoosex the Mighty
* The Normal Show
* Collector's Edition
* Fightstar
* Spacemellow Hollow
* The Prince and the Tentacle

He appears as a minor or supporting character in five episodes:

* These Electric Kings, These Digital Lords!
* King of Queens
* Claremire
* Mystery in Hudfar Village
* Hint (voiced by Christopher Hastings)
Thomas Dewey

art by Branson

## Description

> He is a man in his mid-40s, and he’s got hair that grows only out of the sides and back of his head. This is his downtime, so he’s wearing a very deep-necked tank top.
>
> Christopher Hastings, *Bound by the Limelight*

## Trivia

By the time of The Lake Beast, Doctor Dewey tells Liberty Balboa that he wishes to see the age of 65, and that he is currently 63. Since he was first introduced as being in his mid-40s, this means a mystery has been seeded in the background of 'Oh These, Those Stars of Space' whose answer has yet to be revealed. Some potential solutions might include: that the doctor was messing with the cockroach and lying about his age as a prank; that the doctor was helpfully converting his age into cockroach years out of a tender respect for the Philadelphian's culture; that the doctor was aged by a little under twenty years, off-screen, by accident or design, possibly as a prank; that the doctor has undergone some sort of relative ageing compared to the rest of the crew, possibly involving the relativistic effects of FTL travel.

## Appearances

Dr Dewey stars in a total of twelve episodes:

* Bound by the Limelight
* Claremire
* The Contest
* Little Help
* Little Help Part Two
* New Moon
* Collector's Edition
* Incident on the Humphrey
* Future Days of Present Past
* Bovine Alley
* The Curious Case of the Crunbo
* The Lake Beast

He also appears frequently as a supporting character, and has done so in a total of seven episodes. This makes him *the* character most likely to appear in an episode he is not starring in. These episodes are:

* King of Queens
* Crisis on Luthlex-7
* Mystery in Hudfar Village
* Down and Out on Xanadu Hard (an especially Dewey-rich episode, since he technically appears in *multiple* supporting roles)
* Mothers and Brothers
* The Prince and the Tentacle
* Connect the Botz
To Taste Success

"To Taste Success" is the fifty-ninth episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*Ship's Junior Mortician Vestavia Casketshowroom (Carly Monardo) discovers the perfect wedding gift for Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt) and Meredith Chesterfield (Ali Fisher)- Azure Skyberries from the cloud planet Cirri-7, which are in season for the first time in 500 years! But who will guide them to retrieve this gift? Perhaps the enigmatic Oberon Coaxial (Branson Reese)? But does this mysterious and rugged figure know more of our heroes than he lets on? And will everyone be coming home from this adventure?*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Carly Monardo as Vestavia Casketshowroom
* Tim Platt as Gelmire Lysander
* Ali Fisher as Meredith Chesterfield
* Branson Reese as Oberon Coaxial

## External Links

* Simplecast
* Spotify
Bantawa phonology

## Vowels

* ʌ vowel comes in Bantawa due to influence of Nepali language and it is rarely used like in other Tibetan Burmese language.
* nowadays some dialect or in region may pronounce ɨ as ʌ/u.

Example- mɨk (eye) pronounce as mʌk/muk, pɨ (snake) as pʌ/pu

## Consonants

* glotta stop [ʔ] is one of the consonant of Bantawa language which is represent by using /:/.
* Dental consonant and Apico-alveolar does not make any difference while speaking.
* To write Bantawa language either devanagari lipi or Sirijunga lipi is been using in Nepal.
Bilabial click

The **bilabial clicks** are a family of click consonants that sound like a smack of the lips. They are found as phonemes only in the small Tuu language family (currently two languages, one moribund), in the ǂ’Amkoe language of Botswana (also moribund), and in the extinct Damin ritual jargon of Australia. However, bilabial clicks are found paralinguistically for a kiss in various languages, including integrated into a greeting in the Hadza language of Tanzania, and as allophones of labial–velar stops in some West African languages (Ladefoged 1968), as of /mw/ in some of the languages neighboring Shona, such as Ndau and Tonga.
San Andreas Highway Patrol

> *"Authority, Obedience and Force."*
>
>

-SAHP Motto

## Introduction

The **San Andreas Highway Patrol** is not only the largest office in southern san andreas, but the entire state. The SAHP normally bolsters a large personnel count and has specialized teams for nearly every situation. This powerhouse of a department is the only group in the entire state better than the Blaine County Sheriffs Office.

The SAHP works closely with local Departments and Offices, and their cooperation leads to very good ability to track, locate, prevent, and stop crime.

## Staff

The list below shows all current staff, full and part time.

## K9s

Below is a list of all K9s actively serving the department

## Former Staff

The list below shows all former staff, deceased or just left the department

## Staff

Put article name here
Rank Here
Badge Number
## Former Staff

Put article name here
Rank Here
Status (Retired/Deceased/Fired)
Bound by the Limelight

"**Bound by the Limelight**" is the fourth episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*In the middle of rehearsal for a new play, the crew of the Cavalier is blinded by a strange and powerful blast of light from a nearby planet. Can the crew overcome their fear of getting "goo hole" and investigate its origins? Once those origins are found, will the crew risk it all to do the right thing? Is it true that that all the world's a stage and that all the men and women merely players? Cause if so, that is crazy!*

## Cast

This episodes features:

* Carly Monardo as Katya Bushnikova
* Christopher Hastings as Thomas Dewey
* Taylor Moore as Legs Loveless
* Tim Platt as Groomda
* and Joe Lepore as everything and everyone else

## Trivia

* This was the first episode to be recorded in person.

## External Links

* Simplecast
* Spotify
Bobcat Security

> *"Security is a game of cat and mouse"*
>
>

-Bobcat Security Motto

## Introduction

**Bobcat Security** is a Security and Courier Company founded in Liberty City and operates several depots around the nation.

The company is in fierce competition with Gruppe Sechs Security as both service the same groups and areas

## Information

Bobcat Security is the only security service that operates in Ludendorff, North Yankton as gruppe sechs deems the location "too low demand for operations".

## Gallery

Operations Manager Yadkin checks the trucksStandard Brute Stockade operated by Bobcat North Yankton Division
New Moon

"New Moon" is the thirty-first episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*Ship's ENT Doctor Dewey (Christopher Hastings), his wife, Documentarian Ilse Schlacht (Carly Monardo), and Vape Salesman Carboat Bin Laden (Taylor Moore) are attempting to enjoy some simple shore leave when something unexpectedly \*lunar\* gets in their way. PLUS: When Ilse gets the call of a lifetime, what changes will it bring??*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Christopher Hastings as Doctor Dewey
* Carly Monardo as Ilse Schlacht
* Taylor Moore as Carboat Bin Laden

## Trivia

* Joe ran a variation of this episode as a Module at GenCon 2022.
Ad Hominem

"**Ad Hominem**" is the fifth episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*When the ship's Food Printers run dry, it's up to Chef Liberty Balboa (Branson Reese), Threadcount 900 (Christopher Hastings) and Lt. Albany Kids-Menu (Taylor Moore) to find a new source of meat! But with their best option on a warpless world, can they sneak down and feed the ship without anyone noticing? They better, or all the characters you love will starve and die!*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Branson Reese as Liberty Balboa
* Christopher Hastings as Threadcount 900
* Taylor Moore as Albany Kids-Menu
* and Joe Lepore as everything and everyone else

## Trivia

* This was the first episode recorded to feature Liberty Balboa, and the second overall episode to be recorded.
* Controversially, 'Ad Hominem' was voted the fifth best episode in a Patreon poll of the best episodes of 'Oh These, Those Stars Of Space'.
Cheredith Mesterfield

art by Branson Reese

## Description

> She says (mouse-brown hair tied into a high ponytail, thick bangs, classic red lipstick, tan riding pants, crisp WHITE! shirt, riding boots, five foot four), 'My name is Cheredith Mesterfield! Of the vel Graf Mesterfields!' [...] This is my horse!'
>
> Ali Fisher, *Missionary Impossible*

## Trivia

* While she is first introduced in *Missionary Impossible* as Cheredith, in subsequent appearances she is referred to as Charity.

## Appearances

* Missionary Impossible
* Incident on the Humphrey
* Bright Lights, Ring City
* The Purple Excellence\*
* The Curious Case of the Crunbo

\* denotes supporting role.
The Little Bambinos

"The Little Bambinos" is the thirty-second episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*Ship's Tactician Begonia Bloodterror (Christopher Hastings) is a master strategist. But all his plans are thrown out the window when two small urchins, Boboli (Carly Monardo) and Limoncello (Taylor Moore), sneak up from the abandoned alleyways of Deck 31 with ominous news. Can Begonia take on this dangerous test and save the Cavalier? Will Boboli and Limoncello ever find a papa? And can Begonia comprehend the awesome power of ANDIAMO???*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Carly Monardo as Boboli
* Christopher Hastings as Begonia Bloodterror
* Taylor Moore as Limoncello
* and Joe Lepore as everything and everyone else.

## Trivia

This episode was voted the second best episode in a Patreon poll of the best episodes of 'Oh These, Those Stars Of Space', beaten only by In Which All Present Members of the Casketshowroom Family Discuss Their Personal Dynamics and Perspectives on Love During a Shopping Trip etc. etc.
The Wa of Aqua

"The Wa of Aqua" is the fortieth episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*While the crew mourns a fallen comrade, duty still calls for Katya Bushnikova (Carly Monardo), Liberty Balboa (Branson Reese), and Clare President (Taylor Moore). And, with the Cavalier's water reserves running low, they are sent--where else? AQUWORLD. Hope everything goes...swimmingly.*

## Cast

* Carly Monardo as Katya Bushnikova
* Branson Reese as Liberty Balboa
* Taylor Moore as Clare President
Spacemellow Hollow

"Spacemellow Hollow" is the forty-ninth episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*When a mysterious door appears before three Cavalier crewmembers, they find themselves freed from the hustle-bustle of the galaxy. Each is faced with a momentous choice. Will Werimether (Christopher Hastings) choose to live as a Mage of Good Fortune? Will Groomda (Tim Platt) find love? And will ship's Actor Hercules EGOT (Branson Reese) find a stage big enough for him? And will these choices take them away from the Cavalier- Forever??'*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Christopher Hastings as Werimether
* Tim Platt as Groomda
* Branson Reese as Hercules EGOT
A Tablespoon of Danger

"**A Tablespoon of Danger**" is the twenty-sixth episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*The Vanguard presents gaseous crewmate Clare President (**Taylor Moore**) with his first opportunity to eat, and along with the meal sends as an emissary Liberty Balboa's  (**Branson Reese**) old culinary school chum, celebrity chef Guinevere Tot (**Carly Monardo**). But could a recipe for reconnection and fond nostalgia be curdled by a dash of...ulterior motives? You'll simply have to listen to find out!*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Branson Reese as Liberty Balboa
* Carly Monardo as Guinevere Tot
* Taylor Moore as Clare President
* and Joe Lepore as everything and everyone else
Everybody Must Get Stone

"**Everybody Must Get Stone**" is the second episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*An ancient Earth courtship tradition leads Gelmire Lysander (Tim), Threadcount 900 (Chris), ship's cook Liberty Balboa (Branson), and sentient gas-being Claire President (Taylor), on a hunt that will take them to the edge of madness on a new world. Will these dudes being dudes create an interplanetary diplomatic incident? Or will they find love? Or perhaps even...themselves. Oh also, will they "find" each other? Lot's of stuff they might find! Sounds like a good episode!*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Branson Reese as Liberty Balboa
* Christopher Hastings as Threadcount 900 and a minor secondary role as Meredith Chesterfield's father, Meredith Chesterfield Senior.
* Taylor Moore as Clare President
* Tim Platt as Gelmire Lysander
* and Joe Lepore as everyone and everything else
Meredith Chesterfield

art by Branson Reese

## Description

> She’s gorgeous. Whatever you’re picturing, multiply it by 10. She has dark hair, it’s long, it’s glossy, like a waxed floor. Underneath the hair, she has silver hair on the bottom part of her hair. She’s 46 and she doesn’t look a day over 22.
>
> Ali Fisher, *Who Do Dare*

## Appearances

* Who Do Dare
* Bride and Vroom
* The Modern Prometheus
* To Taste Success
* The Lake Beast
* Chesterfields Are Dying Left and Right
Zoosex the Mighty

"**Zoosex the Mighty**" is the twentieth episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*Groomda (Tim Platt), Tuscaloosa Casketshowroom (Taylor Moore), and Ship's stuntman Coyote Ugly (Branson Reese) phase down to the quaint backwater of Delphi Blue, but realize they're in over their heads when the planet's god and protector, Zoosex the Mighty, also arrives. But is this deity all he's cracked up to be? There's only one way to find out- it's Trial Time, baby!*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Branson Reese as Coyote Ugly
* Taylor Moore as Tuscaloosa Casketshowroom
* Tim Platt as Groomda
* and Joe Lepore as everything and everyone else
Yonder Stormzone

"Yonder Stormzone" is the forty-third episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*A hunt for a fresh navcomputer leads Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt), Liberty Balboa (Branson Reese), and Baron Baudelaire (Taylor Moore) to MaxMax-3, a bleak desert world where only the strong survive. Here, laws and manners have been gutted and left for dead by the side of the road, replaced by steel and leather. And if our heroes are ever going to make it out with their prize, they'll need something even rarer than a navcomputer on MaxMax-3—they'll need hope.*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Tim Platt as Gelmire Lysander
* Branson Reese as Liberty Balboa
* Taylore Moore as Baron Baudelaire

## External Links

* Simplecast
* Spotify
Mystery in Hudfar Village

"**Mystery in Hudfar Village**" is the fifteenth episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*An already exciting occasion in sleepy Hudfar village is made all the more momentous when three mysterious strangers arrive in town. With no knowledge of their true identities, The deathly pallid Bed, beautifully-haired Keith, and giant cockroach Garr-gall, struggle to make sense of their place in this unfamiliar world. And what is that strange sense of longing...for the stars?*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Branson Reese as Garr-gall (Liberty Balboa)
* Christopher Hastings as Bed (Threadcount 900)
* Taylor Moore as Keith (Legs Loveless)
* and Joe Lepore as everything and everyone else

## External Links

* Simplecast
* Spotify
Top of the Computer To Ya

"Top of the Computer To Ya" is the forty-second episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*When the crew of the Cavalier discovers a shipwreck in deep space with ties to their past, you won't be shocked to learned they send an away team to check it out. Including our heroes Bubbsriel (Carly Monardo), Legs Loveless (Taylor Moore), and Scorpio Ni-Yeer (Branson Reese). But what happens next? Something you never thought possible. It will take everything they've got—and maybe the luck of a new friend—to get out of this one.*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Carly Monardo as Bubbsriel and Feniac 100, the Irish Computer
* Taylor Moore as Legs Loveless
* Branson Reese as Scorpio Ni-Yeer

## Trivia

* 'Top of the Computer To Ya' introduces two new heavens: "regular heaven"; and Deep Heaven, which the soul accesses by traversing space *downwards*. In addition to the heavens reserved for Mages of Good Fortune and Ill Portent mentioned in What's My Mage Again?, this takes the total number of canonical '*Oh These, Those Stars of Space*' heavens up to four. Confusingly, both Carcosans and Philadelphians, according to Baron Baudelaire and Liberty Balboa, use the word 'heaven' to refer to what humans call Hell.
* Legs Loveless states that Space Jehovah was discovered by the Concilium ten years ago; it is not yet clear where He ranks, in terms of discovery order, among the four confirmed Gods mentioned in Zoosex the Mighty.
Ruby Rose Mafia

> ***"Dalla nostra terra all'altra. Conduciamo e prosperiamo"***
>
>

-Ruby Rose Mafia Motto

## Introduction

The **Ruby Rose Mafia** (Also known as **Ruby Rose Family**) are a group of organized criminals and associates. The group to primarily known for Money laundering and Racketeering.

First formed in Rome, Italy. The group has very recently landed on American Shores to stay permanently.

## Information

The group maintains a high level of "Honor Among Thieves", The remain out of the affairs of other criminal outfits, unless they are specifically called upon to interfere. Before setting out to the US, the group had already gained quite a lot of wealth. They operate a Superyacht known as The Rose Garden, which serves as their primary home and base of operations. The ship is often seen just off the coast, maintaining a permanent presence.

The Mafia is known to stay level headed and send messages than act irrational. The Mafia tends to single out singular individuals and have them send regards to higher ups, leading to the Mafia having high respect in the criminal underworld. The group has a tendency to stay out of the way of the Police, rather choosing to allow parts of the Family to be taken or destroyed than to stand in the way of Police, which is the reason for their continued existence.

## Other Information

* Being a Mafia from Italy, nearly every member higher than an associate or Soldier is Italian.
* During their movements in San Andreas, the Mafia has Purchased several businesses, namely Italian Dinners in Los Santos
What's My Mage Again?

"**What's My Mage Again?**" is the thirty-eighth episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*When their old Professor pays a visit to the Cavalier, Deremith, the Mage of Good Fortune (Ali Fisher), and Werimether, the Mage of Ill Portent (Christopher Hastings) are thrilled to reminisce about their school days. But when little bambino Limoncello (Taylor Moore) enters the picture, surely nothing will go wrong. With all that awesome power and penchant for mischief, nothing could wrong. I'm not budging on this.*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Ali Fisher as Deremith
* Christopher Hastings as Werimether and Dr Thomas Dewey\*
* Taylor Moore as Limoncello

\* indicates a minor or supporting role
Gene Lime

art by Branson Reese

## Description

> Gene Lime, the former Ship’s Olympian [...] This guy is about 5’ 10”, a bit heavy set but, you know, this guy used to be an Olympian, so he’s strong and definitely in shape. His hair’s a-going and dang is it a-showing, but he carries himself with a confidence of someone who has already reached physical perfection and is now trying to ease into the next stage of life. Did I mention he’s 43? If I didn’t - the man’s 43.
>
> Tim Platt, *For the Gold*
Little Help

"**Little Help**" is the eighteenth episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space. It is the first episode in a two-part series, continued in Little Help Part Two.

*When a routine medical exam goes horribly awry, Dr Dewey (Christopher Hastings), Katya Bushnikova (Carly Monardo), and Legs Loveless (Taylor Moore), find even the good doctor's office can be full of danger around every corner! PLUS: The Mystery of What Was in Katya's Ear!*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Carly Monardo as Katya Bushnikova
* Christopher Hastings as Thomas Dewey
* Taylor Moore as Legs Loveless
* and Joe Lepore as everyone and everything else

It also includes a cameo appearance from Tim Platt as Jefferson Starship.

## Trivia

'Little Help' may be the shortest episode of 'Oh These, Those Stars of Space' so far; however, this status is disputable, owing to its being the first half of a two-part episode.

## External Links

* Simplecast
* Spotify
Bright Lights, Ring City

"Bright Lights, Ring City" is the fifty-second episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*On a critical mission for the CSS Cavalier, Ensign Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt) and his bodyguards Scandal (Carly Monardo) and Charity Mesterfield (Ali Fisher) have nowhere to turn but to an old friend: Xander Mercutio, governor of the Ring City of Relzax. Not only is he willing to help our heroes, he's coincidentally just made a deal to ensure the continued independence of his station. Rad!*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Tim Platt as Gelmire Lysander
* Carly Monardo as Scandal
* Ali Fisher as Charity Mesterfield
Mothers and Brothers

art by Carly Monardo

"Mothers and Brothers" is the thirty-ninth episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*Following the discovery of a long-lost android brother, Threadcount-900 (Christopher Hastings) works tirelessly to revive this unexpected family link, ignoring all distractions, like Liberty Balboa (Branson Reese) and Marvin Blond (Tim Platt). But will Threadcount ever find a way to power on his robotic sibling Scion (Taylor Moore)? And will this be a joyous family reunion...or an unjoyous one?*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Christopher Hastings as Threadcount 900 and Doctor Thomas Dewey\*
* Branson Reese as Liberty Balboa and Cavvy the Cavalier\*
* Tim Platt as Marvin Blond, Gene Lime\*, and King Henry VIII Tudor\*
* Taylor Moore as Scion, Backyard Pyle\*, and Clare President\*

\* indicates a minor or supporting role.

## Trivia

* Cal Sisters appears in Captain's Logs during this episode.
* This is the second appearance of Scion, and the second part of the Scion Saga, which began in Brothers and Sisters.

## External Links

* Simplecast
* Spotify
Crisis on Luthlex-7

"**Crisis on Luthlex-7**" is the thirteenth episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*When an isolated planet with fantastic technology and beloved wines stands on the brink of destruction, it's up to Threadcount-900, Backyard Pyle, and Marvin Blond to sit them down and undestruct that brink. Also what's this about a rocket? And a baby?*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Christopher Hastings as Threadcount 900
* Taylor Moore as Backyard Pyle
* Tim Platt as Marvin Blond
* and Joe Lepore as everything and everyone else

## Trivia

* The Head Costumer of the CSS Cavalier's Drama Department and Theatre briefly appears in this episode: Gucci-Manuel Miranda, played by Tim Platt. As well as working a Costumer, he stages productions, borrows wigs from his son, and writes raps that impress Backyard Pyle.

## External Links

* Simplecast
* Spotify
The Wreck of the Young Professionals

"**The Wreck of the Young Professionals**" is the twenty-fourth episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*After a scheduling error in the holozone leads Baron Baudelaire (Taylor Moore), ship's Pet Chestashire (Ali Fisher), and Ship's Mortician Clinton Bodycount (Branson Reese) into making their own fun, even that is interrupted when our heroes intercept a shocking transmission. But, in order to save the day, they risk revealing their identities to the Correxians and putting every life aboard the Cavalier in grave danger. Yes, \*Grave\* Danger. Whatever will they do???*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Ali Fisher as Chestashire
* Branson Reese as Clinton Bodycount
* Taylor Moore as Baron Baudelaire
* and Joe Lepore as everything and everyone else

## External Links

* Simplecast
* Spotify
Boboli

art by Branson Reese

## Description

> Boboli is about three feet tall. She's got a little newsboy cap. She's got a little tunic tucked into tweed pants, and little buckle shoes. She has long pointy ears sticking out from her cap and she has what she would call 'skin rigati' - egg-yellow skin with pasta ridges all around them.
>
> Carly Monardo, *The Little Bambinos*

> Her bellybutton [...] is in fact a black hole.
>
> Carly Monardo, *The Little Bambinos*

## Appearances

* The Little Bambinos
* Flower Power\*
* The Curious Case of the Crunbo\*
* Perchance to Snooze

\* indicates a minor or supporting role
Afar phonology

## Consonants

The consonants of the Afar language in the standard orthography are listed below (with IPA notation in brackets):

Voiceless stop consonants which close syllables are released, e.g., [ʌkʰˈme].

## Vowels and stress

* *short*
	+ **a** [ʌ]
	+ **e** [e]
	+ **i** [i]
	+ **o** [o]
	+ **u** [u]
* *long*
	+ **aa** [aː]
	+ **ee** [eː]
	+ **ii** [iː]
	+ **oo** [oː]
	+ **uu** [uː]

Sentence final vowels of affirmative verbs are aspirated (and stressed), e.g. **abeh** = /aˈbeʰ/ 'He did.'
Sentence final vowels of negative verbs are not aspirated (nor stressed), e.g. **maabinna** = /ˈmaabinna/ 'He did not do.'
Sentence final vowels of interrogative verbs are lengthened (and stressed), e.g. **abee?** = /aˈbeː/ 'Did he do?'
Otherwise, stress in word-final.

## Phonotactics

Possible syllable shapes are V, VV, VC, VVC, CV, CVV and CVVC.