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List of Cybernetic Nations

*This list is incomplete. You can help the Be Like Bro Wiki by expanding it.*

The following is a list of nations known to exist on The Cyber. While the Cyber is mostly normie-infested wastelands, caused by great meme wars which ravaged the lands of their dankness, Nations still thrive in these dark cringeworthy times.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/6yx00e/weed\_bro\_informs\_us\_on\_ethiopian\_lunar\_cycles/
2. ↑ https://old.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemeteryLore/comments/g5lf8t/weed\_bro\_tells\_tina\_the\_truth/
Hair Shaming

Hair Shaming is a recurring scenario, which usually goes as follows (with slight variations):

* *A*: "*B*, why is Gandhi / other smart bald person so smart?"
* *B*: "It is because they have no hair."
* *A*: "Oh, I see. That's why women have long hair."
* \*Laughing emoji\*

The hilarious punch line is that women are fucking stupid, haha, suck it women. Go in the kitchen.

## Possible Causes and Implications

It is no surprise that the people of Cybernetic India are incredibly sexist, so that's why this scenario is so common.

This may mean that in the Cyber, women have significantly less rights than men. However, in that universe, all women are whores and sluts, apparently, so it evens out, I guess.

This also explains why Weed Bro is so stupid (being in school despite being around his 40s), since he has a nice, luscious beard. This is also why we rarely see Rockin' Hair Bro in school, as he is too stupid to open the door. Of course, the existence of Genius Bro contests this scenario, though, seeing as he is a ginger, it is possible Genius Bro gave his soul to the Devil in exchange for the intellect he was doomed to lack.

Another person who contests this scenario is the Teacher. She has hair, so why is she so smart that she is a teacher? Well, she isn't smart, as we see precious, dumb Weed Bro epic troll and resign her on a daily basis.
Jake Paul

suck my d

## Biographical information

### Marital status

In a polygamous relationship with every female aged 10-14 that has subscribed to him

## Physical description

### Eye color

yes

**Jake Paul** was a semi-god born off youtube.com in the early 21st century. He gained his power from the prayers and sacrifices and devotion of young girls, becoming a low-level god after only a few months of existence.

## Rise

Jake Paul's following initially came off of siphoning sacrifices from his slightly (at the time) more powerful semi-god brother Logan Paul in early 2014. In time, however, the church of Jake Paul gained much more literal and dedicated followers, leading to his surpassing his brother in power.

## Reign

Jake Paul realized quickly as he was growing that other, smaller gods began copying his style, and slowly leached off the prayers and sacrifices of the young girls that Jake so loved. To combat this, Jake Paul created Team 10, The Council of Prepubescent Affection. He consolidated all the affection and prayers of young girls into one house, and charge tax of the little girl prayers to the smaller gods that he now controlled. They released "It's everyday bro" in 2017, the first of many hymns that his disciples would sing to him in prayer.

## Stagnation

Eventually he had the affection and desire of every young girl in the world and his power stopped growing. This happened in 2050, however all the prayers and sacrifices kept him looking young and hot, just like the little girls liked.

## Decline

Eventually, after being kicked out of the 500th living community, the little girls began to lose interest. Jake Paul's money and cars and crazy stunts no longer appealed to them, as they had seen it all, and the young girls began to stop praying to him. In an attempt to stop them from leaving, he decided to try one more, extremely dangerous stunt.

## Death

In late 2145, in an attempt to retain his worshipers, semi-god Jake Paul was killed instantly while trying to dab on Dr. Jhatka. The much older, more powerful god snapped Jake's neck as he dabbed. Jake Paul's legacy was instantly drowned in the little girl poon that now flowed freely for Dr. Jhatka, as he was their new god.
Battle of Attur

Location
 Belligerents

   The **Battle of Attur** was an alleged military confrontation between the Normie Elimination Task Force and the RVCJ which resulted in the death of Derpina. According to the Normie Elimination Task Force, Derpina was a member of the supposed RVCJ, And she was attempting to spread Normism by getting others to play Candy Crush.

The explanation provide by the NETF remains controversial among Weed Bro experts. According to them, Derpina was not a member of the RVCJ. She would still be a criminal for playing the illegal game, But she would not be eligible for execution without trial. Some scholars have suggested that the RVCJ is a completely fictitious organization, Only used by the NETF to attack without holding back.

## Aftermath

After the "Battle", Many indians protested against unilateral capital punishment. On May 26th, India passed a new law forbidding such actions. This would directly impact the S.C.H.O.O.L. Insurgency, Allowing insurgents to survive being captured and use the Not Guilty loophole to escape.
JOKES

Due to the fact that Yoo Bro: The Animated Series is on hiatus, youtube has been very lacking in Bro content. So, to make up for the lack of Bro, these amazing compilations have been made by some very special people for our enjoyment. Enjoy the dankery, fresh memes, and savagery, BRO.

The Dankest Vid to come out of the depths of YouTube:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eCccYn7pj7U
Bronald Trump

Our first orange president

*This is the page about a human being named Bronald Trump. For the Similarly named God-Emperor, See God-Emperor Trump.*

**Bronald Trump** is third and current president of Cybernetic America, succeeding Marshmallow after he was prematurely forced to resign. Under Orange's presidency, he served as Attorney General, and commissioned the construction of a border wall between Cybernetic America and Cybernetic Mexico as part of an initiative to protect the American weed industry from Mexican competition and to stop the influx of normies into Cybernetic America. The Ninth Circuit ruled that his career was unconstitutional, however, and he was removed from office and construction of the border wall was stopped. He was restored to office under President Marshmallow, however, and was able to complete the border wall. After Marshmallow's impeachment, he was elected as his replacement.

Bronald is known to suffer a rare disorder that causes his blood to take on the appearance and taste of orange juice. This fact was discovered when a High Bro, who is inexplicably a vampire, attempted to feed on his blood, only to be appalled at the taste.
Council of 300

Flag of the Council of 300

Feminazism

The **Council of 300** were a Pro-Funwaa, Pro-Fourth Reich organization that fought against the Under 301 Club.

The Council of 300 is based in Skopje, Which the Fourth Reich leased to them as a reward for defeating the Under 301 Club.

## Structure

The Council of 300 consisted of 300 people, Each to be consulted on whether or not a video should "Go viral". They were led by Councillor Black, Who always made the final decision.

Other objectives of the group included needing to act as an auxiliary force force for the Fourth Reich whenever conflict occured.

## History

The Council of 300 was founded in 2006 by Councillor Black. Initially a small group, It expanded over the years and over time it saw increasing military action. Their most impressive feat was the destruction of the Under 301 Club in 2015.

### Defeat and Dissolution

On 5 April 2018, The Gamer uprising had crushed The Fourth Reich's armies in the Battle of Thermopylae, Which forced the Fourth Reich to retreat. The Council of 300 was tasked with attempting to secure a safe retreat by defending Skopje from the Gamers. However, The Gamers proved too hardcore to defeat, And the Council of 300 failed to allow a retreat. The Fourth Reich's armies were encircled and destroyed.
/u/Dab Dan

"*It is my post"* *- /u/dab\_dan*

My-I mean Dan's total rad squid pal and logo for every post

## **Biography**

"*I am dab\_dan and my role is to have fun" - /u/dab\_dan on soul searching*

The people of /r/comedycemetary are all haters and quite frankly should frick off. Dab dan is one of the hansomest and funniest guys on the internet, and this is backed and cited up in MLA format by his mom. If people do not like his funny images then they should not see them. Simple as that.

He claimed he was in therapy because he has cancer.

## **Early Life**

*"I am not hitler." - /u/dab\_dan on his political views*

/u/dab\_dan started his career in making memes on his very own page. Dan is a firm believer that anyone can aspire to making good memes, however some people (like himself) are born with natural talent. They are good memes but people did not like them because they are haters and so some hater posted it to this hater place called /r/comedeycemetery and now people tease him for being better than them at being a cool guy.

## **Interests**

"*It is great!! can I put in my next post?" - /u/dab\_dan on an exceptionally funny joke.*

Dan loves minecraft but hasn't played very recently. If you have a server though, dan is happy to play with you but only if you're cool. Dan does not have a cat and does not play rocket league (maybe soon though). His favorite subject is school and art and he does not watch TV (sorry). His favorite game is Super Mario Bros 3 and his perfect day would be "Day without therapy, no pain, long sleep, favorite meal, no homework". Dan's favorite meal remains a mystery.

## **Criticism**

 "*you fucking faggots I am funnier than all of you. I will continue expressing my humor!!!!!" - /u/dab\_dan on LGBT rights.*

Dan has been targeted by haters. He is not used to people looking at his humorous images so it is hard coping with the fame. He hasn't been mobbed yet, though. After extensive therapy sessions, dan felt strong enough to host an AMA where people were able to directly ask the legend himself about his work. Despite not knowing how an ask me anything works, his natural talent got him through unscathed.
Cybernetic Sparta

**Cybernetic Sparta**, also known as **Cybernetic Ancient Sparta**, or simply **Sparta**, was an ancient city state on the Cyber. Sparta's society, highly biggoted toward gamers (whom the Spartans called "helots"), is one of the earliest known forerunners of Fеminazism. Sparta was a highly militaristic and imperialist society, conquering, enslaving, and puppeting its neighbors, all the while committing war crimes against the gamers. The city state hoped to take its dictatorship worldwide, and so launched an offensive against Cybernetic Athens, a freedom-loving city state. Though the Spartans outnumbered the Athenians, the Athenians outwitted them, and the Spartans suffered a decisive defeat in what became known as theBattle of Leuctra. As an outcome, Sparta was severely weakened, allowing the gamers to rise up with the help of the Athenians, thus ending Sparta's tyranny and freeing the gamers of ancient Cybernetic Greece.
De wae

**De wae** is a type of ideology that only the Ugandan Knuckles species can comprehend, so not much is known about it. Some say you may be able to know de wae if you have ebola. According to Ugandan Knuckles specialist VJ Emmie, de wae is the way of using a gun.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEoGrbKAyKE&t=1033s
Cybernetic Athens

**Cybernetic Athens**, also known as **Cybernetic Acient Athens**, or simply **Athens**, was an ancient city state on the Cyber. The freedom-loving city state decisively beat back Cybernetic Sparta in the Battle of Luceutra, ending Sparta's tyranny and freeing the gamers of the ancient Cybernetic Greece.
Diogenes Connection Theory

Statue of Diogenes

The **Diogenes Connection Theory** is the theory that all the characters are distant descendants of Diogenes, A fourth-century BC Greek philosopher.

 The original text goes like this:

"*Is Diogenes the One Man who Connects all of the Characters? Diogens was one of the original trolls and was SUPREMELY sarcastic. His outlook on life was pretty chill too. Was he the Greatx1000 Grandfather of all characters?"*

1. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemeteryLore/comments/8ubug3/is\_diogenes\_the\_one\_man\_who\_connects\_all\_of\_the/
Poplu & Goplu

Weed & 69 lmao

**Poplu & Goplu**, also known as the **Gag Bros**, are another group of Bros in Cybernetic India. Their relation to the Weed Bro universe is not yet confirmed, but likely.

Goplu is heavier, has a large egg-like head, brown hair, wears camo shorts, and has a 69 on his jersey. Poplu wears a hat with his name on it, has black hair, weed on his shirt, and wears yellow shorts. They are both white.

They know both Hindi and English. Well... fragmented English.

Apparently Poplu has the unique ability of turning in a super savage when he says something smart. Poplu is a likely turned to marijuana in before he was born since he smokes as a kid and despite his young age, is really wise
Breehn

**Breehn** is the son of Tiffany and Walter, As well as the Boyfriend of Lucy. He is also friends and is the Biological half-brother of Sarcastic Bro.

He has passed his classes proving that he might be smarter than Sarcastic Bro. This might mean that he can come up with even greater roasts with his big brain. But, Sarcastic Bro wanting to protect his title held Breehn hostage when he discovered the news of him passing his exams. It is unknown if he was murdered, but it is likely due to the fact that this mysterious character hasn't shown up in any recent lore since.

1. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/8tj4o5/more\_lore\_this\_was\_posted\_by\_sarcastic\_bro\_but\_is/
Kind Stranger

In the folklore of Reddit, **Kind Stranger** is a mysterious figure who is said to travel Reddit and hand out gifts to ("gild") the deserving whom he comes across. According to folklorists, Kind Stranger embodies what the Redditors view as virtuous: he is generous, he is a fan of Marvel, he is sex-positive, he is evidently quite anti-social, given that he is a "stranger", and yet still shows a friendship with the other Redditors, and so on. The stories are widespread on the webzone, and many redditors express sincere belief in the figure. The legend of Kind Stranger has been around since the early days of Reddit, and has survived and thrived in spite of dramatic changes to Reddit's culture during that time. Scholars are split on the truth of the tales, with some holding that Kind Stranger is a real figure who is still alive and active, others that he is a exaggerated figure who once lived, and still others that he is propaganda created by the Reddit Administration.
Cybernetic Heaven

**Cybernetic** **Heaven** is the name given to a mysterious realm that exists on the Cyber where the consciousness of the dead who died in grace sojourn forever. The virtuous are said to immediately enter into everlasting dankness, but some, such as Weed Bro, are assigned temporary punishments in the realm to achieve purification first. It is ruled by Cybernetic God and Cybernetic Jesus. Likely because of his generally positive relationship with Cybernetic God, despite once tricking him into allowing him to travel back in time and kill Isaac Newton, Weed Bro was allowed into Cybernetic Heaven after his death. It has been noted that several religions believe God is the source (or at least an embodiment) of the Cyber's dankness (although this is also attributed to Funwaa), and in either case it is very unlikely Cybernetic God would have been friends with Weed Bro in the first place if he did not endorse his epic trolling, which likely explains why he still allowed Weed Bro into heaven.

## Demographics

The known inhabitants of Cybernetic Heaven include Cybernetic God and Cybernetic Jesus, its joint rulers, Weed Bro (currently undergoing purification), a frog, and a woman.

## Education

On January 23, 2018, Weed Bro formerly requested to Jesus that World War 3 never occur, saying that he did not want to have to study it (studying being his temporary punishment for his sins). This makes it likely that a standard educational system exists in Cybernetic Heaven.

## Economy

Cybernetic Heaven appears to have a money-based economy because a frog that resides within it once asked his "mom" (who strangely appeared to be one of the Rages) for money to buy a burger, which he actually used to buy soup as part of masterful act of trolling. It is unknown how or by who commodities are produced in Cybernetic Heaven, but it likely involves the use of Troll Science. Interestingly, the apparent requirement of money to purchase goods seems to suggest that the quantity or distribution of goods in Cybernetic Heaven is limited.
Jennifer Gates

Jennifer Gates is the daughter of Bill Gates and was briefly the wife of Weed Bro. She has only appeared in one comic but plays an important role in another one. In the first comic, Weed Bro wants to marry to Jennifer, But her father refuses. However, When Weed Bro adds that he is the CEO of the world bank, Bill Gates caves in.

There are no further mentions of the marriage, So it's presumed by Weed Bro experts that she divorced at a later point.

In the second comic, No interaction occurs. Nonetheless, It is the only known psychical appearance of Jennifer in the lore.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/70p43g/weed\_bro\_has\_an\_important\_psa\_regarding\_jennifer/
Jabalpur school hostage crisis

Location
 Result
* School destroyed
 Belligerents
 Causalities and losses

The **Jabalpur school hostage crisis** started on August 3rd 2017, And ended on August 5th the same year. It started when 12 S.C.H.O.O.L. members took control of the Jabalpur school in Cybernetic India, Taking 100 students hostage.

## Course of the battle

### August 3rd

On 14:50, August 3rd 2017, 12 S.C.H.O.O.L. members entered the Jabalpur school and took the students hostage, Demanding the abdication of Narendra Modi and that S.C.H.O.O.L. be made a legal political party.

The Indian army was quick to respond and sent a platoon led by Major Rohan. At 18:00, The Indian army made its first attempt to retake the school. After 15 minutes of fighting, They were repulsed and lost 6 soldiers. In reprisal, S.C.H.O.O.L. killed 20 students and reinstated its demand for the abdication of Narendra Modi.

### August 4th

On August 4th, The battle continued. Major Rohan launched another assault on S.C.H.O.O.L. The attack was repulsed, And they lost 9 soldiers, While managing to non-fatally wound 1 S.C.H.O.O.L. soldier. S.C.H.O.O.L. killed another 20 students in reprisal for the attack, And threatened to burn down the school if its demands were not met the next day. S.C.H.O.O.L. also offered as an alternative to the resignation of Narendra Modi, The fee of 1 million dollars. Weed Bro also donated 5 litres of petroleum to S.C.H.O.O.L. before starting the Battle of Anuppur.

### August 5th

On August 5th, The Indian army, Now reinforced by another platoon of 40 men led by Gabbar Bro launched a new offensive to liberate the school. However, This ended disastrously. 4 soldiers were killed and another 5 wounded. While the rest of the indian platoon tried to rescue the wounded soldiers, S.C.H.O.O.L. lit the school on fire and ran away. The Indian army led a desperate last attempt to rescue the children during the school fire, And of the 60 children that were in the school, They managed to evacuate 54 alive, Although 12 had major burn wounds.

## Aftermath

Of the 54 children saved, 2 would later die of their burn wounds. The Cybernetic Indian government claimed a victory against S.C.H.O.O.L., Claiming that The Majority of children had survived. Weed Bro experts have criticized this claim, Calling it a "Pyrrhic victory at best".

Major Rohan would later die in the Battle of Jaithari.

1. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/6rjsoz/bro\_is\_walking\_in\_his\_fathers\_footsteps/
Nipple Dude

Aggro

Aggro, or how he is affectionately known by the /r/comedycemetery community Nipple Dude, is the protagonist of the comic Legacy Control. He is known for his extreme perversion and out of control libido. His wife is usually on the receiving end of his various escapades. Their relationship is quite strange, as she wants normal sex and he’s a sex crazed maniac. Due to his dangerous nature, the Cybernetic Indian government has restricted him from going in a 20 mile radius of his house.

## The Nipples

Nipple Dude is characterized by his gigantic, misshapen pink nipples, which bare a resemblance to small pink top hats. They have also been proven to be stretchable and possibly shape shiftable.
LOL SO RANDOM

**LOL SO RANDOM** is a sophisticated genre of comedy devoted to jokes which are so funny because of the randomness surrounding them. Dank memes within this genre include, but are most certainly not limited to, Rage Comics, The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight, The Adventures of Weed Bro and Friends, The Quips, Tricks, and Glitz of Sarcastic Auntie,and the whole subreddit r/okbuddyretard. It's funnier when it is ironic.

## List of things that are LOL SO RANDOM

* Waffles
* Tacos
* Pickles
* School shootings
* Autistic/black kids
* Hanging yourself
* Cock and ball torture
* I'm stuff
* Anything found on okbuddyretard
* The word "nigga"
* Oh god Oh fuck
* Noobmaster69
* Jokes in a marvel movie
Jews

Your typical sneaky Jew.

**Jews**, also known as **Jewish people**, are an ethnoreligious group and a nation originating from the Israelites, or Hebrews, of the Ancient Near East. Jewish ethnicity, nationhood and religion are strongly interrelated, as Judaism is the traditional faith of the Jewish people while its observance varies from strict observance to complete nonobservance.

They are thought to have ties to the Illuminati and may have orchestrated many of the Illuminati's secret plots throughout history. Little is known about these plots, but the esteemed scientist and anime reviewer Mumkey Jones believes that they have manipulated Obama into creating the anime show *Cory in the House* in order to send subliminal messages to children to cause them to become serial killers so that they can enact stronger gun control and strengthen their grip on society. Then again Mumkey's an idiot so who knows if that's true.
Gamer girl invasion

Location
 Belligerents

    The **gamer girl invasion** was a failed attempt from gamer girlz and thots to exterminate gamers using their boobs and take over the government of many Gamer-infested nations such as Fortnite, and more importantly the Gamer Republic.

## Background

In March and April 2018, A large Gamer uprising succeeded in destroying and dissolving the Fourth Reich, And on April 22nd They killed Veronica and ordered the Fourth Reich dissolved into 28 Independent republics.

On April 24th, The final Gamer troops withdrew from the former Fourth Reich. Members of the Thots organization attempted to take advantage of the power vacuum, And succeeded at occupying large swathes of territory.

However, Public opinion had turned against Feminazism. Citizens did not want another Feminazi Dictatorship and most were unwilling to collaborate. In an attempt to improve their prestige, Thots would attempt an invasion of the Gamer Republic.

## Aftermath

After the failed invasion, The Thot hold on their territory became increasingly tenuous. After a few months of turmoil, thots are losing financial resources due to a joint raid by the Thot Patrol, an anti Feminazi militia organization, Incels, 4chan, Gamers, and Meme Masters, exposing many thots as tax evaders to the U.S government,The movement has gained a lot of support by Cyber denizens. Leading to bloody conflicts on Twitter and minor spillovers to the 3rd dimensions, which has been dubbed the Thot audit. Thots are now losing a lot of ground, but with growing Feminazi support, it is unclear who will win.
Gamer Genocide

A Gamer recounts the Atrocities of the Fourth Reich

The **Gamer Genocide** was the systematic extermination of 1.5 million Gamers by the Fourth Reich. It began on 17 July 1990, A few weeks after the creation of the Fourth Reich. After the Fourth Reich conquered Cybernetic Turkey, The Gamer population of the Fourth Reich grew immensely, Allowing the Fеminazis to significantly escalate their Persecution of Gamers..

Eventually, The Gamers conspired to start the Gamer uprising in 2018, Which finally ended the Fourth Reich as well as the Gamer Genocide.

## Gamer Genocide Remembrance day

**Gamer Genocide Remembrance day** is a National Holiday in the Gamer Republic and is observed by the Gamer diaspora on 17 July. It is held annually to commemorate the victims of the Gamer Genocide.

## Gamer Genocide denial

**Gamer Genocide denial** refers to the denial or minimizing of atrocities against Gamers by the Fourth Reich.

Cybernetic America currently does not recognize the Gamer Genocide thanks to Natty's Coup.

1. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/GamersRiseUp/comments/8zmx8j/today\_is\_gamer\_genocide\_remembrance\_day\_where\_we/
Normie

A **Normie** is someone who has not accepted dankness, or even worse, has been corrupted into rejecting it. Many webzones including Facebook are infamous for their high concentration of normies, while in Cybernetic India, the Normie Elimination Task Force is a special branch of the police dedicated to purging its territory of all normies that refuse to either immediately leave or repent of their sins.
Lucy

*Most of this article is currently outdated and may need to be rewritten entirely. The original version was written when she had only appeared in one comic, Which was before her name and many other details were known.*

**Lucy** is a lady who appeared in this comic where she was ***SAVAGELY TROLLED*** by Sarcastic Bro. Sarcastic Bro approached Hot Lady and complimented her on her looks, prompting her to humbly decline, which Sarcastic Bro responded by complimenting her intelligence as well.

### Controversy

After the decline by Hot Lady, Sarcastic Bro complimented her intelligence *as well*. Her intelligence was/is derived from her observation at her lack of intelligence, meaning her beauty and intelligence *cannot* coincide. Some claim this is a flaw in Sarcastic Bro's roasting.

They have been executed by a firing squad.

### Possible Disease

Expert Meme Anelysists have deduced a strange quirk in Hot Lady; her eyes. A cursory inspection will show that her eyes appear to be crossed, leading to some to deduce that Hot Lady suffers from *Strabismus,* making it even more savage for Weed Bro to roast her, creating a counterculture to progressively more wholesome Sarcastic Bro(assuming Sarcastic Bro and Wholesome Bro are not separate entities, a theory adressed in the Wholesome Bro page)

### Possible Death

As we know, the roasting of Sarcastic Bro can incur many side effects, such as ***RESIGNATION*** and ***SUICIDE ATTEMPTS*** in cases such as Teacher, those roasted can resign without further consequence,(seen as Teacher has been roasted on many occasions and is still alive in Weed Bro canon), it is unknown if Hot Lady has resigned from her job(if she had one) or simply died, as she has not been seen since the afforementioned ***SAVAGE ROAST***.

1. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/8tqnmc/lucy\_gets\_trolled/
2. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/8tqnmc/lucy\_gets\_trolled/
3. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/8tqnmc/lucy\_gets\_trolled/
Eminem

The big man upstairs.

**Eminem**, real name **Marshall Mathers** and also known as **God** or **Slim Shady**, is the main god in Cybernetic Hinduism, the primary governor of the Cyber (assigned by Funwaa), creator of Cybernetic Heaven and Cybernetic Earth (though not the Cyber itself), a good friend of Weed Bro. On the Cyber, he is known to exist and frequently communicate with people (or possibly just Weed Bro), something his counterpart in the Third Dimension tends to avoid, where he is a rapper. He is able to do anything, except making a burrito to hot for him to hold. He is not omniscient, as he did not know what Weed Bro would do if sent back in time. This led to the death of Sir Isaac Newton.

According to an account by Weed Bro, religion is also different in his dimension. He believes that love should be a religion. However, due to the shallow nature of the women in Cyber, it appears that the atheistic population is higher than in the Third Dimension. The Teacher also appears to be an atheist and got into an argument with Sarcastic Bro about Eminem's existence. Weed Bro also believes in Eminem, but not because he actually saw the guy, but because he HAVE SEX with a girl and she screamed the Lord's name whilst doing so.

## Personality

Eminem appears to be corrupt as he probably let Weed Bro go to heaven, has strict parameters for entering heaven, sends all those who laugh at 9/11 memes straight to hell, and enjoys punishing people by making them study for tests, which is the reason The WTF Guy abstains from enjoying blasphemous memes and probably has a seat from heaven booked for him. Eminem also enjoys punishing people in Cybernetic Heaven for no reason as he thinks it is funny. He forces everyone to study and take tests as he enjoys stressing other people out. This could be because he has mercy on bad people by letting them go to heaven, but also punishing them at the same time. Eminem appears to be naïve, foolishly sending Bro back in time and inadvertently changing the laws of the universe. Despite this, Eminem is trustworthy, as he trusted Weed Bro.

## Gallery

Weed Bro on race, religion, and two children (June 2017)Bro's reasoning for the existence of a deity (date unknown)God is revealed to be Eminem (date unknown)
## References

1. ↑ https://i.redd.it/cx0h33e439j61.jpg
2. ↑ https://out.reddit.com/t3\_7uhzdr?url=https%3A%2F%2Fscontent.fsdv2-1.fna.fbcdn.net%2Fv%2Ft1.0-9%2F26805373\_424468844637907\_8444465459364260776\_n.jpg%3Foh%3D4a9484faf2d5e8c69806811345ecc53a%26oe%3D5AE519F1&token=AQAA1m90WiBHVcZfWZUTAT-9DLS6uqvK1qoWq\_cMv8qhTLWtlRcY&app\_name=mweb2x
Quips, Tricks, and Glitz of Sarcastic Auntie

The Quips, Tricks, and Glitz of Sarcastic Auntie is a decentralized community-produced webcomic starring Sarcastic Auntie as its main character.The webcomic follows the emotional story of Sarcastic Auntie,the daughter of a British soldier and an Indian flower vendor as she travels trough British Raj in order to find a better life.The webcomic has been criticized for displaying graphic intercourses between Auntie and Her cousin.
MAXIMUM SAVAGENESS

**MAXIMUM SAVAGENESS** is the attribute of Savageness to its fullest extent. Weed Bro is known to have achieved this. Reaching MAXIMUM SAVAGENESS is known to transcend the achiever's soul into the dank heavens after death

There are a number of isolated monasteries deep in the mountains of Cybernetic India where dedicated monks spend years practicing transcendental meditation in order to gain access to the ASTRAL SAVAGE PLANE, but only a gifted few are able to do so.

## Beings known to have achieved MAXIMUM SAVAGENESS

* Weed Bro
* Blaze Boy

The process of becoming a MAXIMUM SAVAGE is a closely guarded secret, and as such it is unknown how those who have reached this elevated plane of existence were able to do so.
Illuminati

**The Illuminati** is a secret group running the world from the shadows. Their appearances in The Cyber are limited but some may suspect that they have dipped their hands in organizations such as S.C.H.O.O.L.

## Known Members

As of right now, there is only one **known**member of the Illuminati. However other may also be members in secret.

**Weed Bro's Mother -**While having a fairly innocent image, it would appear as though Weed Bro's Mother is the first confirmed member of the Illuminati. Weed Bro deduced this himself when he lost his laptop. His mother tells him to look at the table, and the laptop is not there. But when he looks again after being told so by his mother, it is there. This was a very blatant use of her powers she gained from joining the group. Her reasoning for joining and current intentions are still unknown.

## Founding

According to a now-deleted minecraft let's play, The illuminati was founded in 3509 BC by jews. These jews (who were also lizards) had attained ultimate knowledge by watching rick and morty. The knowledge allowed them to enslave the rest of humanity, And orchestrate things like Cold War II in order to keep humanity divided.
January 4th incident

Location
 Result
* End of the CIA Missouri Program
* Resignation of American Politicians
 Belligerents
 Commanders and Leaders
The Autistic Kid
The Vegan Kid
The Girl with down syndrome
 Strength
 Causalities and Losses
235 Escaped
90 Killed

The **January 4th incident** was a uprising in a secret American school located in Columbia, Missouri. It was triggered by a school shooter attacking his teacher due to chemtrails, Which subsequently caused an explosion and a school fire. Various children managed to escape, While others were captured by the Navy seals. The Incident quickly went public, And it forced various Cybernetic American politicians to RESIGN.

## Background

The CIA's Missouri program was a secret program which had been running since 2003, wherein various children would be put to a school-prison wherein they would be forced to pose for Shutterstock photos. These photos would be resold to the citizenry to distract them from the Nanomachines flying in the air. The CIA would force the children to remain in these schools for the entirety of their 10-year long lives, After which they would be killed. Over the 15 years of this program's existence, 2500 prisoners were killed in these programs.

## Conflict

On 7:13 GMT at January 4th, The Quiet kid shot up the school and wounded 3 people in the class. After that, His AK-47 jammed, Exploding in his face and caused a rupture of the AC, Which in turn caused a school fire. As the school burned, Various Children attempted to flee. Some managed to Escape, While others were captured by the Navy seals.

## Aftermath

The Incident was captured by various journalists. It was initially thought that it was a terrorist that had been carried out by the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant, Or possibly even a new American branch of S.C.H.O.O.L, But as testimonies came in it became clear that it was indeed an uprising against the Cybernetic American government. This forced various politicians to resign, And the sheer damage caused by the rebels, As well as popular opinion of the program forced the CIA to cease the Missouri Program indefinitely.

Some of the captured prisoners would not be returned to the federal government. These prisoners would fight in the Battle of Boonville.

## References

* https://www.reddit.com/r/comedynecromancy/comments/7o1d73/tried\_to\_make\_the\_natural\_conclusion\_of\_jerry
* https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/7o4kgf/chemtrails\_are\_real
* https://www.reddit.com/r/me\_irl/comments/7rltsm/me\_irl
* https://www.reddit.com/r/imveryedgy/comments/7ok37r/the\_final\_boss\_of\_this\_sub
* https://www.reddit.com/r/schoolshootermemes/comments/88gxxt/the\_natural\_conclusion\_of\_jerry\_memes/
Ajit Pai

Ajit Pai taunting the internet

Clitpie

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**Ajit Pai**, formally known as Ajit Pai the Corrupt, is a being of complete uniqueness who escaped The Void in May 2012 after he was cast there during the First Days of the Cyber.

## Birth

Born along with the millions of spontaneously generated sentient beings when The Cyber was created, Ajit Pai immediately began gaining power through deceit and corruption. Once The Void was discovered, Ajit Pai was personally cast there by Funwaa itself. It has been theorized that Ajit Pai was a manifestation of Funwaa's own corruption, and throwing Ajit Pai into the Void was Funwaa's first real step towards winning the hearts of the beings in the Cyber, as Funwaa was literally throwing all of its potential for corruption away.

## Re-immersion

Once Ajit Pai clawed his way out of the Void, his thirst for power lead him to the United States government, where he climbed into a position of immense power; the chairman of the FCC. There, he challenged the fabric of modern expressive independence in return for being in the good favor ($$$$) of the powerful media companies.
Asshead

Let me tap that shit!

### Cause of death

Killed by Facebook while volunteering for the Reddit Resistance during the Gamer uprising

## Physical description

### Eye color

*Unknown*

The true identity of Asshead is unknown. He is a bald man whose head bares a striking and unfortunate resemblance to a voluptuous female behind. He also harbors a deep enjoyment for nearly fully submerging himself in bodies of water.

The top of his head is frequently and understandably mistaken for someone's rear-end when he is submerged, misleading people into wanting to "tap" it. (literally lightly smack it with their hand.)

Given the combination of his bizarre swimming habits and his misshapen head, one would be forgiven for assuming that he intentionally puts himself in these situations; although he appears to be angered by other swimmers touching his head against his will.

There has only been one appearance of Asshead to date, and it is not likely that he will appear again. He has no direct connection to the Weed Bro canon, although they are possibly related given the shared obnoxious textboxes.

Asshead has no known relation to Dickface.
Prudence

**Prudence** is not like the others girls of the Third Dimension, or the Cyber. She is completly unique like no other girl, but for a unknown reason still likes being #relatable. Prudence is so relatable, the non-quirky people over at /r/ComedyCemetery continue to spread HATE SPEECH about this unique art form. Recently, she was spotted with another girl, holding each other's breasts. This suggests perhaps Prudence is indeed like other girls, a revelation that would flip the Prudence canon on its head.

## Biography

Prudence's childhood is unknown, even her birthplace is unknown, but Memeologists generally agree that her childhood must have been not like the other girls.

### First sighting

Prudence was first spotted by /r/ComedyCemetery in the shower next to a advertisement for soap, showing of her relatable way of cleaning herself.

## Relation to the canon

Prudence is not affilated with the canon.

## Death

On Halloween of 2017 Prudence tragically perished due to unknown causes, however she continues to live on. Prudence is not bothered by this, as she has taken on a new life after death, and is, of course, not like the other ghosts.

Unless evidence arises otherwise, it is assumed that any appearances of Prudence from here on occurred before her death.
Onion Bro

**Onion Bro**, named after his onion-shaped head, is a new addition to the canon.

## Connection to the canon

In Onion Bro's only known appearance, spotted on /r/ComedyCemetary on the 8th October 2017, Onion Bro asks his dad if he can write in the dark. Onion Bro's dad claims he can write in the dark and to prove it, Onion Bro asks if he can sign his report.

Onion Bro's connection to the lore is through his father, which looks to be High Bro's Father. His only appearance has happend to the High Bros, which questions if Onion Bro is actually related to the canon or it just the regular repetition in the Cyber.

Assuming Onion Bro's existence is canonical, it can be inferred that Onion Bro is the half-brother of High Bro, born of another mother. He is likely the spawn on High Bro's father and an onion, resulting in a human-onion hybrid. Scientists are still trying to determine how this is biologically possible.
Funwaa: The show

**Funwaa: The show**is a Funwaa-sponsored ~~propaganda~~ unbiased documentary show in the cyber.

# Developement

The Show was first aired in an attempt to educate people due to the concerning rise of the Gumwaa sympathizer movement. This ideology has been described by scholars as "Evil incarnate".

# Characters

The Characters of the Funwaa-show include many Funcels living a regular life.

# Themes

Themes include teaching children to oppose Gumcels at all times.

# Episodes

￼Due to Thanos purging the universe in mid-2018, all the waas have merged into a composite humor fiber of the Cyber. Which has led to a discontinuation of any Waa related show. Sorry guys, the joke was funny while it was alive but gumwaa never won, just remember. The joke is dead now and it is time to take this wiki to new heights. This is a new Avant Garde approach to the lore that can make it break creative constraints due to the joke. At least it lived longer than möths!

# Criticism

Gumcels have criticized it for being "F\*nwaa trash" and blatant propaganda, But this is a lie just like everything else Gumwaa supporters say.
Meme

A **meme**(pronounced maymay)is a saucy image, gif, video, or other that is spread throughout the internet at lightning fast speed. They may be dank, cringe, or racist, but they are all guaranteed to be autistic. Weed Bro is a master of memes, but seems to be stuck in 2011. In (At) 2030 memes are expected to say that if you knew Sarcastic Bro your childhood was awesome.
Candy Crush

**Candy Crush Saga** is a normie-tier video "game" for smartphones published by Kings infamous among meme masters. Under the laws of Cybernetic India, Candy Crush is illegal as is other content for normies, the punishment for unrepentant usage being immediate execution of the offender, unless they agree to permanently leave the country.

Enforcement of these anti-normie laws is handled by the Normie Elimination Task Force, a special branch of the police form of Cybernetic India.
Church of the Dank

The **Church of the Dank** is a church of the most enlightened Meme Masters ever to exist. Esteemed members are assigned (by themselves or by others) religious names to be used only for ecclesiastical affairs. The Church honors seven great sages, each of who is said to represent a specific element of Dankness. The sages are:

* The Troll, who represents trolling.
* Sarcastic Auntie, who represents thiccness
* Harambe, who represents sacrifice and remembrance.
* Sarcastic Bro who represents legends and the epic
* The many avatars of tweenhood like Spongebob and Jerry, who represent dankness
* Weed Bro, who represents smoking the weed
* Adam Ellis, who represents V I L E N E S S
Correct Bro

Ultimate Deceiver

### Place of birth

Unknown (Presumably Cybernetic Nigeria (he talks in Nigerian English and talks about spending Nairas))

## Physical description

### Eye color

Blocked by shades

**Correct Bro** is a rare bro that sports a black cap, jean jacket with a white undershirt, a blunt, oval sunglasses, and a full beard and black hair. He advocates for moral righteousness, or so it may seem to the average man. In reality, he deceives the masses with seemingly go morals and life lessons, but then subliminally bamboozles, usually without their notice. One example of this is when he supposedly gave up smoking with no intentions of doing it afterwards, saying he "stopped smoking for Good," but he later says he started smoking for evil. Hiantics go beyond epic trolling or savagery. This man is a known villain who fools the population and he cannot be stopped. He may have more sarcasm than Sarcastic Bro, Auntie, or Chandler. He currently has no concrete connections with anyone else. Correct bro is full of entertainment

## References

1. ↑  https://twitter.com/iamcorrectbro/status/803324576608485376
Dank Party

**The Dank Party** is a major political party active in several regions of the Cyber, including Cybernetic America, Cybernetic India, and 9Gag. It officially advocates memearchy, although critics contest that it in fact promotes normieism. It is the only political party allowed to stand for election in 9Gag, while Marshmallow, the former President of Cybernetic America, was a member of the National Memearchist Party, an affiliate of the Dank Party.

While the Dank Party officially advocates memearchy and opposes normies, critics argue that the party in fact promotes normies and is opposed to dankness, often citing that several of the party's major members and affiliates have been condemned by the Church of the Dank and in some cases are even supported by the Church of Cringe. The party has also been criticized for its interference in Cybernetic American elections.
Derpina

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**Derpina** was a woman who lived on the Cyber and starred as one of the central Rages. She was the founder and the president of CONGO in 1960 before it was colonized by Funwaa forces. She died May 23, 2017 A.D. (according to the Gregorian Calendar) at the hands of Roger after being reported to the Normie Elimination Task Force by Weed Dude for being an illegal Normie in Cybernetic Indian territory.

## Biography

Her name being derived from her male counterpart Derp, Derpina began appearing in Rage Comics as early as in 2010 according to Third Dimension calendars. One of her first documented appears in a Rage Comic was posted in a “Memes of [evil] 4chan” thread on the PokerStrategy forums in February 2011.

Towards the end of February 2011, comics featuring Derpina were posted on Tumblr and FunnyJunk (a client state of the 9Gaganese Empire) and in March 2011, Derpina made her first appearance in a comic on Memebase (another one of 9Gag's client states). In June 2011, Derpina was first added to Urban Dictionary and the first Facebook fan page (similar to a Weed Bro page) for her was established.

## Death

On the 23 of May, 2017, Derpina was most likely rekt after she was shot in the forehead by Roger the Sniper. This happened because (according to sources) she didn't screw the lid back onto the toothpaste capsule. You know who does that? A synth. Weed Dude came to his senses and called Roger to kill her to cleanse the Cyber of her insolence.
Oil Flight

**Oil Flight** is a kind of artificial flight done through advanced Troll Science. To be performed, the flight-seeker must apply oil to their body and then expose themselves to rain or a rain-like phenomenon, so long as the substance in question is water in liquid or solid form. The user can then propel themselves with as little effort as crawling through the space in which the phenomenon is occurring. Troll Science makes this possible through the fact that oil and water naturally don’t blend.

Oil Flight is believed to have been invented by the Troll, one of the foremost masters of Troll Science. It has recently seen a surge in popularity as many across the Cyber have improved their skill with it, revolutionizing transportation in many webzones. Oil fliers needn’t use petroleum, and indeed, Troll Science experts advise against using petroleum, since it has health risks and may support the fossil fuel industry.