If You Love Me, You'll Come Back

In which the Dragon Friends discover that underwater combat is *hard*.

## Synopsis

Bushu pulls Helios up to the cave to meet Bethanee and Kit Gingerson. Bushu tells the group that Pristina did not make it and he choose to bring back Helian as that was their mission. Helian explains that the Sahuagin are water demons from hell and should not be on Elysium. Bethanee heals Helian and explains that she is a paladin on her Godsquest and they agree to head back to the court to warn everyone about the incoming invasion.

They meet the Dolphin Prince in the court of Elvandor to request his help rescuing Pristina. The dolphin Prince is tired and upset at the loss of Pristina and does not offer any help. Helios sends word to Mother Bullmoose for help and agrees to help them breathe underwater tomorrow.

Bethanee wanders off to seek help from Dane Davon as Pristina and Dane have a shared past. Dane agreed to get supplies and meet the party at the cliffs at dawn.

We have a short flashback where Freezo receives instructions and supplies to help the rest of the party. Freezo gets two potions to breathe underwater and a Helmet for Bethanee. Freezo places the Helmet in and throws away the card.

Freezo arrives wearing the helmet for swimming underwater and boasts loudly about it. Explaining the holes in the helmet are not for horns but instead for the potions to breathe underwater.

They head to the cliff to meet Dane (who has a normal and non barbed chongus) Dane casts breathe underwater on the party. He outfits the party with tridents and grappling hooks for poking underwater. They head to the boat, Dane casts breathe underwater on the party and gasping they dove down into the water. Bethanee recognises the church of an old church of a storm god and attempts to relay the information to everyone. Freezo uses his helmet to clearly tell the party.

They see some Sahuagin patrolling outside. Freezo casts crown of madness on one of them who promptly attacks the other. The party takes bets on who will die first. The injured Sahuagin flees and the other gives chase leaving Freezo with the money (as no one died) they enter the slave pens and find Pristina chained up.

Bushu unshackles Pristina and she slumps down underwater. They give Pristina to Dane and advise him to take her back while they swim and hide on the roof while Freezo remains on the ground. Kit attempts to lift him up as the Sahuagin burst in. Kit flings Freezo missing the Sahuagin and winding himself. Bushu spits acids. Bethanee casts sleep Freezo slashes at the princess with his Hexblade before she attacks Freezo with a tentacle rod. Freezo gets turned on by this and hurt The 2 remaining Sahuagin attack Bushu biting him.

Kit attacks one or the trident users killing him. Bethanee stabs the remaining awake trident user before Freezo attempts to trap the priestess. Bethanee is grossed out by the tentacle Rod and passes it to Kit. Freezo races after the Priestess into the church after the missing Sahuagin princess. He discovers an armoury of weapons. Freezo grabs a coral horn before he follows onwards inside the church.

After failing to kill the sleeping Sahuagin Bushu is attacked and bitten before Bethanee stabs him to death with her trident. Freezo and Kit sneak into the church and peers over a balcony to see the priestess screaming at a four armed armoured Sahuagin called Raxin. They see an inky black crack in the church. One of the Sahuagin returns and prostrates himself in front of The priestess who slits his throat causing the crack in the floor to grow.

After seeing this Freezo blows the horn alerting the Sahuagin to their position. Bushu blinks out, Bethanee commands one of the Sahuagin to flee while Kit uses the Tentacle Rod to incapacitate the other that was advancing on the party. Freezo Edritch blasts the priestess before Raxxin advances on the party slashing at Kit who blocks both of the attacks before being bitten.

The priestess dispells their breathe underwater spells. Freezo and Bushu are not affected due to wearing special equipment or being in a different plane. Bushu blinks back stabbing the Priestess before being stranded by the guards. Bethanee drinks a potion to breathe underwater before sending one kits way. Kit stabs the grappled Sahuagin killing him.

Freezo sends out two edritch blasts killing the priestess Mykeera. One of the Sahuagin grabs her amulet as it drops down and begins to flee. Wraxin attacks Kit before summoning 2 sharks. Bushu attacks the fleeing Sahuagin stabbing him with his dagger before blinking away with the Amulet. Bethanee attacks Raxxin (being attacked by a Shark on the way) failing to hit him both times.

After a flashback to Freezo’s Therapy where we learn Freezo is a virgin. Freezo blasts Raxxin with an eldritch blast as the blood causes the sharks to go into a blood frenzy. Bushu blinks onto a shark and stabs it while Bethanee paralyses Raxxin with a hold spell. Kit uses his tentacle rod shoving the rod down his throat to strangle him to death.

The Sahuagin and sharks depart upon Baron Raxxin’s death. They inspect the crack in the floor to discover the 70ft eyeball of a Kraken. Freezo cums imagining the tentacles. Bethanee takes a warhammer from a statue of volkomen nearby and uses it to smash the Amulet on an Altar. The crack closes sealing the Kraken as the Dragon Friends return to the surface.

## Characters

### Dragon Friends

* Freezo F Freezopherson
* Bushu
* Bethanee Smiles
* Kit Gingerson

### NPCs

* Helian Helios
* Dane Davon
* Seychelles - The Dolphin Prince
* Mother Bullmoose
* Freezo’s Psychiatrist

### Enemies

* Sahuagin
* Sahuagin Priestess Mykeera
* Baron Raxxin

## Quotes

* One day we were just at the park and I took off his leash and I said “ Ceverus, if you love me you’ll come back” and he just ran. And he ran away and didn’t look back once

## Themes, Tropes and Running Jokes

* Make a religion check - Bethanee recognises an old church ruin of an older church of volcuss and old storm lord
* Boys - The Sahuagin are christened “Shark Boys”
* Selfsuck - Bethanee begins to cast Command and Hing’s suggestions are either selfsuck or autofellatio
* Freezo’s Love of Hentai - Freezo becomes hard while watching the tentacle rod attack a Sahuagin. He screams as he cums while watching Raxxin asphyxiated by the tentacle rod.

## Table Talk

* “You will want to come and help rescue Petrina.”
“Do you mean Pristina?”
“What did I call her?”
“Petrina.”
“I mean Pristina and my brain got confused from another adventure from another time.”
* “What’s quicker - running or swimming?”
“If you had Michael Phelps versus...who’s good at running?”
“Michael Jordan.”
* “Fish sing, they make clicks at each other and they’re more active in the morning and dusk like birds.”
* “Did you know some turtles can breathe through their butts?”
* “Sharks man, you know I’ve said this a long time before but this is the first time I’ll say this on the stream and I’ll stand by it, fuck sharks, y’know they’ll eat you all the time. I’m just talking in a real world sort of thing.  Every time I go into the ocean I think to myself fuck sharks. I’m not okay with them.”
“If you could get rid of all sharks today...”
“By fucking a shark?”
“Would you do it?”
“Nah I don’t wanna fuck a shark.”
“If you don’t fuck a shark. Every shark attack is on you.”