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The Cow

**The Cow** is the assumed name of two characters in the Rusty Lake series, appearing in two of the games.

## Cube Escape: The Mill

In 1972, the animal is found on the top floor. As the Old Woman wants warm milk to knit an item for the player, the cow must be milked, but first it has to be fed.

There is a flower pot with a single blade of grass on the top floor, which can be fertilized with Harvey's poop and watered from the pot downstairs. After being fed and placing the pot below its udders, the cow can now be milked. The four teats have symbols on them, which must be pulled in the right order for milk to come out.

When Laura's memories are used to create a black cube, her body becomes corrupted. Once the black cube is placed in the Lake, her Corrupted Soul goes free, and kills the Cow.

## Rusty Lake Paradise

Another cow appears in 1796 living outside the gates of Paradise Island, owned by the Eilander Family. It makes its appearance during the Fifth Plague, as one of the eponymous diseased livestock. A pattern of boils appear on its side, which much be selected in the correct order until the cow's skin is clear and a small mark appears. The cow can then be cut open and have some meat extracted to be processed into a Rusty Lake Burger. Milk can also be taken from its udders, to be made into a cheese topping for the burger.

Sometime before the Sixth Plague begins, the cow dies. The cow's skull is found outside the gates. When the player feeds the skull some grass, it bleeds from its eye socket. The blood can then be collected to pay the toll to open the front gate.

## Trivia

* Its death, beheading, is similar to the deer at the Cabin in Cube Escape: Case 23.
* It can still be milked after it has been killed by the Corrupted Soul.
* The Cow from The Mill appears in Rusty Lake: Roots, seen through the telescope in 1891. It stands grazing in the field outside of the Mill.

## Gallery

The Cow in Cube Escape: The Mill.The Cow's death in Cube Escape: The Mill.The Cow in Rusty Lake: Roots.The Cow covered in boils in Rusty Lake Paradise.The Cow's skull in Rusty Lake Paradise.
One Night At Flumpty's Polska Wikia

## **Witaj na oficjalnej polskiej Wikii o One Night At Flumpty's**

Hej. Jestem Flumpty Bumpty. Jestem jajkiem. Nie obchodzi mnie czas, ani fabuła. A, i zapraszam na Wikię i zachęcam do zostania dłużej! Hehe

Przed skorzystaniem z Wikii, załóżcie konto Wikia (anonimów trzeba tępić!) oraz zapoznać się z regulaminem.

Wikia należy do sieci Wikii ,,Fredziak Wikia" [1]

## **Czy wiesz że...**

* Eyesaur pojawia się również w ONaF1?
* 5 AM śmiesznie wygląda?
* W ONaF2 są 2 noce?

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Pomóż nam i spróbuj rozbudować tę Wikię.
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Możesz także pomóc rozbudować tę wiki poprzez edytowanie zalążków artykułów.

FreddyTheBearFazbear - założyciel tej Wikii, który nie lubi jajecznicy, ale Flumpty'ego tak LEL
Lunifer

> "uhhh...UHHHH"
>
>

-Luni, unable to come up with a quote.

Lunifer is one of the moderators on the Animal Jam Wikia chat who actually do their job and are active. They're known probably as the only person who can tolerate "Cutie". They also have a *LOVELY* collection of faces including the character Heavy from TF2.

a gallery of only a few of his amazing used avatars (more can be seen at http://animaljam.wikia.com/wiki/User:Lunifer, at the bottom)
Rinzler

*"...in the library"*

Rinzler135 is the bot operator of Animal Jam Wikia chat. They control AJWChatBot and make sure it's running well. The bot is not aware Rinzler is a bot operator and instead calls him "Grandpa"...in the library

### Nicknames

Rinzy-Dinzy *suggested by NunyaPie, will be immediately followed by assassination...in the library*

Rinz *suggested by ??????*

### Family

"Wife"

"Son"

"Son ""#2"""

"Daughter"

"Niece"
Samuel Vanderboom

**Samuel Vanderboom** is a member of the Vanderboom family, and the son of James and Mary. He is the husband of Ida, and together they share one child, Leonard.

## Rusty Lake: Roots

Samuel is born on April 26th, 1867 as the elder of his two other siblings, Albert and Emma. He is put in the first of the prepared cots and given a bottle of breast milk to drink. In 1876, he watches as his brother and sister try to catch a butterfly on the tree. Using a slingshot he shoots the butterfly off of the tree, and it flies onto Emma's head allowing her to catch it. Emma and Albert fight over the butterfly, but she manages to push him over onto the tree. Samuel uses his slingshot again to knock the bee's nest onto Albert's head, and laughs at him.

In 1889, he sets out to repair the broken grandfather clock. After it is fixed, the player can set the time to that on a flyer he has in the room, for Ida the travelling fortune teller. When the time is set Ida appears in the window, and gives the player a pipe for Samuel to smoke.

In 1895, Samuel and Ida are married, and they invite Albert, Emma, and Mary to be a part of their wedding photo. Their son Leonard is also in the picture, born before they wed. Then in 1896, he plays a Lying Game with Ida, Albert, and Mary. Each person holds three cards, and the player must guess which of their cards is a lie or the truth. As he only tells the truth, he is given the High Priestess tarot card.

During the Summer of 1904, he plays the violin in the family band, along with Ida, Leonard, and Albert. Unexpectedly, after playing their song, the room goes dark and becomes covered in blood. He and Ida have disappeared, and in their stead are two voodoo dolls nailed to the wall. In reality, the two have been abducted by Albert, who has them under control of their own voodoo dolls. His hands and head are lit on fire, in order to knock down the hanging candle and get the key inside. With a pair of scissors, the player cuts the button eyes off the voodoo dolls, which in turn removes Samuel and Ida's eyes. He drops dead after his eye is taken and placed into a jar on the side table, becoming the fifth sacrifice. He is eventually buried in the Vanderboom family graveyard until 1932, when his body is dug up by his niece, Rose, who steals his lower left arm.

## Trivia

* He was 37 years old at the time of his death.
* His personal symbol is his family's grandfather clock.
* The tarot card associated with him is Death, which refers to his death by Albert's hand, during which he lost an eye.
* Samuel and Ida's deaths are mentioned in the newspaper in 1914, when their son Leonard is leaving to fight in WWI.
* Samuel and Ida appear as shadows during Leonard's war flashbacks in 1918, dressed for their wedding photo.
* The date on his gravestone is recorded as being several months later than it should be, in December instead of the Summer. His grave is also noticeably damaged and is missing a significant chunk of stone. How this occurred is unknown.
Dank memes

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Regulamin

## Regulamin panujący na Wikii oraz na czacie

1. Przeklinać wolno, jednak nie wolno nadużywać wulgaryzmów.

2. Nie wolno obrażać innych użytkowników (Anonimy to wyjątek!)

3. Nie wolno pisać błędnych informacji w artykułach.

4. Nie wolno spamić linkami na czacie. Jest to spam.

5. Nie wolno spamić i reklamować strony które nie dotyczą tematu Wikii.

6. Nie wolno nadużywać uprawnień.

7. Nie wolno tworzyć bezsensownych artykułów.

8. Nie wolno nadużywać komendy /me na czacie.

9. Nie wolno zakładać multikont w celu uniknięcia bana.

10. Nie wolno wysyłać linków do screamerów, przykładem jest Agor.io

11. Nie wolno spoilerować fabuły czegokolwiek, chyba że jakaś osoba o to poprosi. Można legalnie spoilerować tylko informacje dotyczące tematu Wikii.

12. W artykułach nie wolno umieszczać takich tematów jak:

* przemoc

* śmierć

* polityka

* seksualność

**Każda próba naruszenia tego regulaminu będzie skutkować banem, albo blokadą na czacie.**
AJWChatBot

###

> "Russe-" "I hate him"
>
>

Bot, interrupting someone saying "Russel".

The chatbot is an edgy emo teenager. He is known to be sensitive to commands, and possibly break if they're burdened by the *HORRIBLE RESPONSIBILITIES* of completing them. Like any robot, bot has an off switch in case he becomes self aware and takes over the human race.

### Names

Botler

Bridgette

Stepladder

Butler-chan

Tinyson

Frankestein

Weebstein

### Family

Grandpa Rinzler

Granny Ice

Sea (dad #1)

Dia (dad #20)

Squaremom Boss

Birdmom Wee

Purple Mom Nunya

Cool ass Aunt Pika

Cousin Cody
An aj creppypasta

one tiem i met mai idol julain2, but den, it was too late when i relazed dat IT WAS FMAN!!!! i log off to eat mai waffles den whe i log back in, MY ITEMS WERE GONE!!!!!!! MY ANIMALS AND DENS WERE GONE!!!!!!! and my animal had HYPERREALISTIC BLOOD cming out of her eyes!!!!!!!!! den, someone was in my den so i went there and it was julain2 and my friend gakupoo (ill call them friend1 to keep their identity safe XD) nd both of dem had HYPERREALISTIC BLOOD all over their animals!!!!! den i loged out as fast as i could then the home page loaded and all i saw was my animal's face with HYPERREALISTIC BLOOD coming out of her eyes!!! it was da scariest thing i ever seen in ma lief!!!! so i tried to close out the tab BUT IT WOULDNT LET ME!!! den something pop on my screen dat say "u cant leave" den i shut down my computer.....i walked out mai room to clam down and when i went back in....MY COMPUTER TURN BACK ON!!!!! and everything was gone!!!! all it sayed was "u cant escape!!" den i told mai perints

mai perints were DEAD!!!!!!!!!!! and i saw julain2's animal on top of dem!!!!! he was pixely and HYPERREALISTICALLY BLOODY!!!!! den dats when i piked up a knofe and stabed julain2 in da face!!!! but he was stil alive!!! he sayed "u cant escape" at me den i GASPED! :000000000000 den ran out mai house. 2 dis dai i stil hav noightmares about him and i mis my perints.......... den i moved in with mai uncle, da president of the united states and got free wifi x3

da end XDDD waffles n cookie kats o3o
David'sstorys Wikia

## Welcome to the Wiki

Welcome to the wiki. We’re a collaborative community website about your topic that anyone, including you, can edit. Click the edit button at the top of any page to get started!

## Describe your topic

My Stories that i create the characters and timeline and etc will come here.

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Captain Mitchell Steven Watersonm

Captain Mitchell Steven Waterson was United States Marine Corps (USMC) Senior Officer during the Second Vietnam War he lost 8 of his brothers during the war he gained new friends and he had a trouble childhood he is the most aggressive person from his home island. His family are generations of soldiers from different eras and times and his son is the last soldiers of the Watersons generations.

After the war he and his sister were attacked, insulted in there own home town by the loyaltist.

Age:20

Gender:Male

Favorite animals: Grizzly bears, panda bears and polar bears

Family (In order last to first)

Ice Bear Waterson-United States Navy

Mitchell Steven Waterson- United States Marine Corps

Bill Waterson-Field Artillery

Wally Waterson-USMC

Terrence Waterson- British Rifle WW1/ USMC WW2

Jagger Waterson- German Calvary

Kaiser Waterson- German Empire

Baldwin Waterson- Medieval era 100 year war

Adolph Waterson- German infantry German-Japan War
Ice Bear Day

Ice Bear Was Ready for school to make more friends and not get into trouble so he walked outside waited 5 minutes got onto the school bus and played a game.

During history class Ice Bear was taking notes while a classmate was distracting him.

the teacher thought they were both talking and sent them to the principle office.

the principle had no choice to call their parents even Ice Bear begged not to call his dad.

Mitchell took Ice Bear home and asked what happened.

Ice Bear was very sad that he gave is phone to him but Mitchell rejected and told him i'm not mad at him.
Operation Computer

Operation Computer was a Allied Operation in Central Vietnam where allied forces during the 2-1/4th of the year where U.S Marines and Russian army took a village until reinforcements could arrive until 2:05 AM.the US soldiers use there tactics in an offensive power until reinforcements could arrive.

Mitchell had his sister unit hide until he single her to charge behind them.

during the battle Amethyst had her unit charge behind flanking but it was 15:5 ratio.

the Allied forces lost a lot soldiers until the last line until the HQ was reach but Mitchell had to sound retreat.
Meme Machine

It's gon' get nasty

...yes

Meme machine

Meme machine

I’m a motherfucking meme machine

Meme machine

Meme machine

Without memes, I will die

Give me the memes

I need the memes

I smell the memes

I need all the memes, the memes to survive

I need the memes

I breed the memes

I smell the memes

I need all the memes, the memes to survive

They call me the meme machine

I catch the memes, I spread the memes

I eat the memes, I shit the memes

Without memes, I will die

Inhale the memes

Exhale the memes

Inject the memes into my bloodstream

There are good memes, and there are bad memes

WHY HAS GOD ABANDONED US? (help me)

Smoke the memes, snort the memes

Take the memes until you OD

If you borrowed my memes then you owe me

A new fresh pair of memes
Cork

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

"*Argh! Fucking hell! It bloody hurts! It's like a bloody bullet*"
— Dan after the hit

This is an unseen stunt that made a brief appearance in one episode of Dirty Sanchez.

## Recipe for disaster

* Cork
* Head
* Wine

## Pop

Becky, one of the crew members, had a wine bottle ready for a nights out drinking, however, Dan had different ideas. Becky aimed the bottle toward Dan's head where she popped the cork out. In very quick succession, the cork bashed Dan's head, which according to Dan "felt like a bullet" and hurt a lot.
Bouncer

Style
 Participants
Lee Dainton
 First Appearance
 Last Appearance

"*I'm never gonna go on the piss in Newport again! Fucking assholes! You know this shit is fucking Newport!*"
— Pritchard in a very angry mood

This was a deleted scene from the Series two DVD. It was fight that occur off screen and the filmed scene itself is a direct aftermath.

## Recipe for disaster

* Pee
* Bouncers
* Drunken fight

## Bounced

"*All I did was piss on Dainton*"
— Pritchard describes why it happened

Off screen, Pritchard had gotten drunk and peed on Dainton. This act caused a fight between the two but soon Dainton called for some protection from some bouncers. The bouncers chucked Pritchard out of the club they were in. Dainton followed the two bouncers to yell at Pritchard for what he did.

## Aftermath

Obviously Pritchard was unhappy with the incident and protested he should be let in again. Pritchard made rude hand gestures in front of a glass window and door which alerted the bouncers causing Pritchard to run away.
Lucy Waterson

Lucy is the sister of Mitchell waterson, the mother of Ice Bear Waterson and a former delta force operative in the second Vietnam war. She served with her brother in a open field charge against the Terrorist as a flank attack during operation Computer. After the war she and her bother were attacked, insulted in there own home town by loyalist.
Ice Bear Waterson

Ice Bear Waterson is the son of Mitchell Waterson who first appearance was in Ice bear day

He is the last one of the Waterson's to join the U.S Navy (U.S Armed Forces) he was the one to reach Fleet Admiral. When he was a admiral he was on a aircraft carrier in charge of the fleet.

His childhood was Ok we made more enemy then friends.

Age: 1-17 (Childhood and birth)

Age: 21-30 (U.S Navy)

Race: Human, White

Affiliation: United States Navy

Trivia: His name came from Ice Bear from We Bare Bears who is the author favorite character.

When he joined the U.S Navy he took a lot of naval class school to be a fleet admiral then his uncles who started out.
Stinging Nettles

Style
 Participants
Lee Dainton
 First Appearance

"*Those nettles were the worst thing. It was the worst thing that we had ever done.*"
— Pritchard
 The stinging nettle stunt involved only three of the four Sanchez crew. It involved jumping into stinging nettle with nothing but underwear and shoes.

## Recipe for disaster

* A nest of Stinging nettles
* Nothing but underwear and shoes on

## This Stinger

The stunt began almost immediately with Pancho, Pritchard and Dainton jumping into a bush of stinging nettles. As soon as they jumped in the boys realized how painful it was. They started by rolling around in the nettles but ended up rolling over each other.

They then decide to use the stinging nettles to sting their cock and bollocks. After that was too painful for the boys they then used their heads and got stung even more. Pancho decided to use the stinging nettles like a sponge and pretended he was in a shower, humming a happy tune while doing so as the other two was screaming in agony. Dainton eventually has enough and leads the other two out of the stinging nettles.

"*That's it I've had enough!*"
— Dainton leaves the nest

The stunt didn't end there. Now the boys decided to eat the stinging nettles. Pritchard went first and struggled to swallow the nettles but did eventually. Dainton was next and he failed to eat his nettles due to the fact that the stinging was getting too painful, Pancho didn't help when he discovered and pointed out to Dainton that there was a spider in his nettles, making Dainton spit them out immediately. Pancho was last to eat the nettles, he ate the nettles but started gagging and being sick as he was eating them, the stinging making it hard for him to swallow.

## Aftermath

"*I was at the pub and about three hours later I was like "zzzz"*"
— Pancho describes the aftermath

"*No more nettles for tea boys, this organic stuff is shit!*"
— Pancho trying and succeeding in making Dainton and Pritchard laugh as he ends the stunt.

All three boys suffered stings across the body and the marks stayed on them. For hours the feeling of the stings was still around. Pritchard regretted doing the stunt calling it "the worst"

## Trivia

* As revealed in The Dirty Sanchez Story, according to Dainton and Pancho, Dan Joyce had thrown faeces into the next garden, which was homed by a old man with a heart condition. In fact the old man ended up calling the police after over the noise from Dainton and Pritchard in particular, especially after the two urinated on each other to relive themselves of the stinging pain. Once the police arrived, the old man noticed the shit-stained washing and the Sanchez boys naked in Stinging Nettles.

That's just not cricket
Meat fight

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

This is an unseen fight that briefly appeared in one episode of Dirty Sanchez.

## Recipe for disaster

* Meat
* More meat
* Even more meat
* Rivalry

## Juicy meat slaps man

Pritchard and Dainton were in a large fridge which contained a lot of meat. The boys then decided to fight each other with the pieces of meat. It's unknown who won the fight but judging the clip that was shown it seemed that Pritchard was screaming for Dainton to stop, suggesting that Dainton won the fight.
"Узкие глаза..." 01.2015

**Дата выпуска** | 30.08.2015

**Узкие глаза** - самый первый выпуск веб-комикса Странокрайны. В этом выпуске присутствуют Россия, Греция, Северная корея и Южная Корея. В этом выпуске рассказывается о Договоре дружбы Северной Кореи и Южной Кореи, а также об неотличимости граждан азиатских стран.

## Герои

* **Россия** - Вначале радуется от того, что две Кореи помирились.
* **Греция** - Не может различить Северную Корею от Южной Кореи.

* **Северная Корея** - Пожимает руку с Южной Кореей в знак мира.
* **Южная Корея** - Пожимает руку с Северной Кореей в знак мира.
Germany-Japan War

The German- japan war was a war between 600-700 AC where German Soldiers and Calvary landed in japan now the place is called Hiroshima a city that was destroyed by the US to win ww2 with a Atomic Bomb.

The war was 4 years long because Germany and Japan are far away it took mounts for German reinforcements from Germany to come.

German Troops got all the way up to Tokyo before calling a truce with Japan which called for German and Japan must stay nutrual with each outer

this is another war i made up

Mitchell's great great great great great grand father served in the war.
Касл

12+

## Сюжет

Знакомьтесь, Ричард Касл — успешный писатель детективного жанра, который в последней книге убил своего главного героя. Но кажется, что одному из почитателей его таланта книги понравились слегка чересчур — в городе появляется подражатель, совершающий преступления, с убийственной точностью копируя способы, которыми Касл убивал в своих произведениях. И вот наш изнывающий от скуки писатель был вызван в отдел убийств Нью-йоркской полиции, чтобы помочь найти убийцу.
Happy 5th birthday

Style
 Participants
 Last Appearance

"*Happy birthday to whoever's five*"
— Pritchard

This was a minor stunt that was featured in the Deleted scenes of the DVD for the second series of Dirty Sanchez.

## Recipe for disaster

* Fingers
* Candles

## Happy birthday

Pritchard had melted some candles on to the ends of his fingers. He did it to celebrate the birthday of everyone who became five years old that day. It is presumed that the candles melted and burnt his fingers.
Candles

Style
 Participants

This is a minor stunt from the first series of Dirty Sanchez and it involves only one of the Sanchez boys.

## Recipe for disaster

* Gooch
* Candles

## Roast nuts

Pritchard was forced to hold himself up in a sitting position as candles were placed underneath him on a chair. He waited until the others gave him the go. He sat and got burnt.

## Aftermath

He shook spastically from being burnt, while the other boys held him down so he would get burnt some more. He was left with blisters and wax on his gooch.

That's just not cricket
The Cactus incident

Style
 Participants
Lee Dainton
 First Appearance

"*You could of had my fucking eye out!*"
— Pancho

This was a prank that went wrong involving Dainton and Pritchard. Dainton, urged by Pancho, throws a pieces of cactus onto Pritchard's head, soon enough Pancho was caught up in the action as Pritchard managed to throw it at him, shit soon hit the fan afterwards.

## Recipe for disaster

* Cactus
* Head
* Face
* Eyes
* Anger

## It all went horribly wrong

"*I'm fucking really laughing Daint. Fucking laughing my head off!*"
— Pritchard being sarcastic and angry at Dainton.

Originally it was meant to be a prank. Urged by Pancho to be as silent as possible Dainton, with a piece of cactus on a glove whacked it on a resting Pritchard's head. This type of cactus was shown earlier on in the show, no matter how much you pulled on it it wouldn't come off so easily, Dainton joked and laughed at Pritchard's misery which only fueled his anger and anger filled sarcasm. Dainton took the cactus off only to put it back on again. Pritchard got the cactus off and managed to throw it in Pancho's face, with the piece of cactus nearly getting into Pancho's eye. Pancho soon got angry and demanded for the car to stop, Pritchard explaining he wasn't trying to aim right at Pancho's face, with Pancho making a vow to Pritchard that he was dead for what must have been the millionth time with either Dainton or Pritchard

Once outside, and after some convincing Dainton assisted Pancho by removing the cactus. Upon doing so it left a small piece stuck in his face near his nose and ironically a part of the cactus to get stuck on Dainton's arm. Dan Joyce came out with a brush and got rid of the small bit of cactus stuck on Pancho's face and the cactus stuck on Dainton's arm, much to Dainton's amusement there were spines stuck on Pancho's face that made it look like he had whiskers.

"*You're a fucking liability.*"
— Pancho

Pritchard tried explaining again that he had no intention of throwing it at Pancho's face, only to quickly be chased by Pancho who tried throwing a stone at him, with Dainton and Dan watching the entertainment that was unfolding. Pancho and Pritchard started arguing while the other Sanchez boys and even the film crew laughed at them. Pritchard decided to get a slap by Pancho in order to settle down things. Pancho then gave Pritchard a slap, but things didn't settle. Pancho yelled at Pritchard some more.

## Aftermath

"*It's only a TV program, you could of had my eye out*"
— Pancho

"*I know I know- but I had on my head*"
— Pritchard

" *YOU COULD OF HAD MY FUCKING EYE OUT!*"
— Pancho before bursting into laughter.

As he begins to shout that Pritchard could have had his eye out with the cactus Pancho, as well as Pritchard, Dan, Dainton and the crew begin to laugh, all was forgiven and the two gave each other a hug. The pain of the cactus getting stuck in them still hurt, but overall it was hilarious for everyone but Pancho and Pritchard at the time.

## Trivia

* The incident took place on Pancho's 25th Birthday.
* This is one of Dan Joyce's favourite moments from the show.
Gluttony

Directed by

"*Mexico, the sin was Gluttony. Here we were being fed stuff like little piggies, the next minute, we were starved dry in the desert, I did not expect that*"
— Dainton

This is the sixth episode of the fourth series of Dirty Sanchez. This episode is set in Mexico where the boys are having a good time being fed to their hearts desire until a unsuspecting twist occurs which turns the boy's fun into a struggle for survival.

## Gluttony

"*Gluttony; famine and fiesta*"
— Dainton

The boy's first stunt was one they hated, Pinata. Pritchard felt like Mexico was the right place to represent the sin. The boys had no real focus for the sin as of yet, however, the producers eventually managed to book a Mexican restaurant for the entire night where the boys were allowed to feast to their hearts contain. The boys also reflect about the torture they'll endure later on.

## Gluttons

"*The idea of the fiesta was just to be as gluttonous as possible*"
— Pancho

The producers had booked a restaurant for an entire day. Here the boys eat what ever they want while also doing some stunts. At some points the boys started being sick due to eating too much which is why they performed stunts in between. According to Dan Joyce, Pancho was the best when it came to being a glutton. The stunts they performed were some of the most painful ones they've ever done.

### Stunts Featured

* Fiesta
	+ Stone Sander
	+ Fireworks
	+ Dolly Daint

## Survival

"*Came out after the feasts and it was one of the worst things that I've ever done in my entire life.*"
— Pritchard

The boys have an unexpected turn for the worse. For two days they are forced to stay in the wilderness, eat insects Mykel Hawke is brought in to "help" the boys survive in the wild. The boys were practically tortured in their journey, they were starved, beaten and forced to commit animal cruelty. They boys had to work together which as expected didn't go well. The last night of the desert was the best night as the boys were allowed to drink and eat. Mexico was one of the worst experiences that the boys endured and they were beginning to hate filming the movie and wanted to stop.

"*Party time boys! Next stop Dominican Republic and what's our next sin?*"
— Pritchard exicited

"*Greed*"
— Dan Joyce almost depressed

"*aww shit...*"
— Pritchard

### Stunts Featured

* Wasp
* Drinking pee
* The Bola
* Slingshot
* Come to Jesus time
* Mind over matter

## Gallery

Jobs for the boyos: Health and Beauty•Men at Work•Martial Arts•Going Commando•Firefighters•Cowboys•The Best of...•Behind the Sanchez
European Invasion:Scandinavia•Germany•Czech Republic•Greece•Italy•Spain
The Movie/Behind the seven deadly sins:Dirty Sanchez the movie•Sloth•Wrath•Lust•Envy•Pride•**Gluttony**•Greed
Sanchez get High: Brazil•Mexico•Philippines•Cambodia•South Africa•Australia•India•Japan•The Comedown
The Anti-Cardiff midget

Style
 Participants

"*I love Cardiff City and I know you like Cardiff City, especially Pancho, whose a jack bastard.*"
— Pritchard

This was an incident that occurred during the promotion of Dirty Sanchez the movie and appeared in Series 4 of Dirty Sanchez.

## Recipe for disaster

* Cardiff City fans
* Anti-Cardiff City midget
* Protesting
* Advertising Movies

## Football Hooligans

"*If you're gonna do something for the movie, it's gotta be big!*"
— Pritchard

Before the boys went out to promote their new movie at a football game, they discussed what they'll do to get Cardiff City fans on their side, all while Pancho grumbled about not being a fan, instead being a Swansea supporter. The boys allowed Pancho to wear a Swansea shirt in a stadium full of Cardiff City supporters as they wanted Pancho to get beaten up. As soon as they entered the field, Pancho was immediately isolated by the announcer and the other boys (though ironically Dan was also wearing an opposing team's shirt though no one called to this)

"*You Jack bastard!*"
— The crowd

After they performed the Goal stunt, in which Pancho was the sole target of all the attacks. The boys were then told to go into certain positions but Pancho had taken a different way. It's unknown what happened (though theorized to be because of being attacked by the footballer and isolated) but both Pritchard and Pancho got into a fistfight in the middle of the pitch in which Pancho's shirt was ripped off and security swarmed the pitch and, with help from Pritchard tackled the violent Pancho to the ground. Pancho is then dragged away to the side lines where he is kicked in the back and thrown to the ground while Pritchard stomped on Pancho's Swansea shirt.

## Aftermath

"*He's short, he fat and a stupid twat! Oh Pancho!*"
— Dainton in a sing song tone

Pancho suffered the brunt of the attacks and wailed in pain as he was dragged along the ground, he was between angry and laughing his head off as the event drew to a close. He did hug the one footballer who had kicked the ball into him, though was quite upset by being kicked by the security as they lifted him away. Pritchard was in no visible pain and according to Dainton "taking all the glory"

"*I've never seen such bulling in all my life but he deserved everything he got that Jack Bastard!*"
— Dainton

Dan and Dainton stayed away from the situation but both laughed at his misery, with Dainton feeling more sympathetic for Pancho's bullying, but only to state he "deserved" it.

## Gallery of pain

Voodoo trance
Radiomic

Style
 Participants

This was a stunt from the first series of Dirty Sanchez, it featured only one Sanchez member and was the first ever stunt featured.

## Recipe for disaster

* Wooden bat
* Small radio device
* Band
* Head

## Radiomic

Strapped onto a large elastic bad was a wooden bat and a small radio device, a radio mic if you will. Pritchard strapped the band over his head and stretched it as far as he could. Dan Joyce announced "Radiomic!" in which Pritchard repeated before letting go of the band hurting himself.

## Aftermath

The wooden bat broke on impact while Pritchard was left with a red mark from where the "radiomic" had hit him.

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Rock and a hard place

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

This is an unseen stunt that briefly appeared in one episode of Dirty Sanchez.

## Recipe for disaster

* Two fat people
* Midget in the middle

## Sweaty fat fucks

Pancho is picked up by a large chubby man. The chubby man charges at another fat man with Pancho in the middle. Pancho is eventually crushed between the two fat men. No real pain involved in the stunt.
Naked jump

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

"*Fuck it lets get naked!*"
— Dan Joyce on nakedness

This is a minor stunt that appears in the first series of Dirty Sanchez and features only two Sanchez boys.

## Recipe for disaster

* Naked man
* Short man
* Skateboard

## Nude and improved

Dan once again stripped naked, however, this time Dan used it for something useful. He went on to his hands and knees while Pancho was on a skateboard. Pancho skated forward and eventually jumped over Dan. Both boys were left uninjured.

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Knights

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

"*Look at him! He'd be hopeless in a fight*"
— Dainton commenting about Pritchard

This was a stunt from the second series of Dirty Sanchez involving both Dainton and Pritchard fighting in knight armour.

## Recipe for disaster

* Metal armour
* Swords
* Hammers
* Rivalry

## Fighting Knight and day

It is unknown why the boys were in this situation in the first place. Presumably it was to entertain a group of people in a pub somewhere. Firstly it only involved both Pritchard and Dainton fighting a sword fight while wearing a suit of armour. Dainton won the fight but continued to beat Pritchard up with his fists.

After ward the boys dropped their suits of armour and started tapping each other on the arm with a sword. Each tap got harder and harder until Pritchard gave up and allowed Dainton to win.

Later inside a pub the boys fought with hammers hitting each other in the head as that was the only part of their bodies with any protective armour. Eventually the two dragged one another to the ground and starts hitting each other, however Pritchard's helmet fell off while Dainton was hitting him with a hammer. The fight had to stop. The last act involved Pritchard standing still while Dainton hits him across the head as hard as he could with a hammer.

## Aftermath

Bruises were the worst part from the stunt however Pritchard also suffered a lot of pain after being hit by a hammer multiple times.
Drop off

Style
 Participants
Lee Dainton
 First Appearance

This is a stunt from the second series of Dirty Sanchez involving three of the four Sanchez boys.

## Recipe for disaster

* Bricks
* Body
* Fruit
* Stones
* Sandbags

## Down the shoot

Dan Joyce was all the way at the bottom of the tube while Dainton and Pritchard was all the way at the top with a bag full of fruit, stones,sandbags and bricks ready to shove down the shoot. The first weapon used was a melon it was shoved down the tube where it landed right on Dan's nuts, hurting him a lot. Dainton then got a bag of potatoes where he poured the lot down on to Dan's balls. Because he didn't want anymore pain towards his testicles he turned over so he could get the stuff hitting arse, ironically when Dainton throws a stone down it bounces off of the ground and hits him in the nuts. Dan had enough but the other two boys continued to throw things at him.

## Aftermath

Dan suffered a lot of pain from being hit constantly in the testicles, so much so he got quite angry that the boys continued to hurt him afterwards.
Hunted

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

"*We're here in South Africa on the hunt for a very rare animal, completely lost of his own environment*"
— Dainton on the hunt

This is a stunt from the spinoff series Sanchez Get High featuring both the Sanchez boys.

## Recipe for disaster

* Animal on the loose
* Tranquilizer gun and darts

## Wildboys

As a gag, Pritchard acted like an animal, strolling around the wilderness and drinking water from a lake. Meanwhile, Dainton was in a truck with a tranquilizer gun ready to catch the wild beast so they could start their adventure. He eventually finds Pritchard which soon becomes a chase. Due to being in a vehicle, Dainton obviously managed to catch up and capture the beast. Pritchard stood still, surrendering to Dainton, while Dainton shot him with a dart.

## Aftermath

The dart hit Pritchard in the ass and hurt a lot. The dart itself was in deep which only made pulling it out even worse.
Poo in shoe

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

"*He's shit in my shoe hasn't he?*"
— Dainton

This is a prank that is briefly shown in the second series of Dirty Sanchez and involves two Sanchez boys. The full version of this prank is shown on the deleted scenes featurette on the second series DVD.

## Recipe for disaster

* Angry midget
* Leaving belongings behind
* Shit

## From white shoes to brown shoes

As a direct aftermath to the Mister Frosty prank, Pancho was very angry and decided to exact his revenge. He found that Dainton had left his shoes behind. Pancho then shat in Dainton's new trainers. The deleted scenes reveal that Dainton wanders back in to the house where Pancho throws the shoe at him. Dainton then chucks the shoes in a bin.
Super glue (wake up prank)

Style
 First Appearance

"*Sloth is the epitome of man that is Pancho*"
— Dainton

This was a Pancho wake up prank from the movie and is the first of many that occur.

## Recipe for disaster

* Being asleep
* Super glue
* Friends

## Kragleised

The original plan in the hospital beds, as Dainton reveals in the commentary for the film, was to have footage of the all four boys pretending to be sleeping in bed, most likely for plot purposes it would lead to them waking up as if they had come back from hell, but surprise surprise Pancho had actually fallen asleep in his hospital bed, where the boys, mainly Dainton hatched up the plan to super glue shut Pancho's nostrils. Dainton got hold of Pancho and started the gluing. Dainton successfully glued both nostrils with no problem.

## Aftermath

Pancho awoke after realizing he couldn't breath. Health and safety experts had to come in and help Pancho get rid of the glue. Pancho tried blowing his nose but it didn't work, telling the boys 'what if I get a never ending gob stopper stuck in the back of my throat? I'm fucked!. Pritchard eventually used a skewer to cut open the nostril which indeed worked but left Pancho bleeding.

## Gallery of shame

Frozen poo

Voodoo trance
Firefighters

Directed by

This is the fifth episode of the second series of Dirty Sanchez. This time the boys have to become fire fighters and learn about discipline.

## Introduction

"*Their gonna have to fit in all the training that we would maybe fit in two years*"
— One of the bosses

The Sanchez boys have a big task ahead of them.They have to fit in a two year training in a week, in order to tackle a "real life" situation fire which would invoke a plane. Along the way they have to conquer fears such as claustrophobia or a fear of heights.

Pritchard  has no faith in any of the Sanchez boys not even himself. Dan thinks it won't end well for the boys. Dainton and Pancho don't seem to care.

### Stunts Featured

* High jump
* Hard head
* Trash bash
* Spiked stud
* Darts
* Keep me ups

## Discipline

"*They'll be shocked by our discipline*"
— A boss lying about their not so shocking discipline

As expected the Sanchez boys are pretty much useless at training. They are all unable to work as a team and often insult a member of staff or each other. The firefighters have to punish them by telling them run to a place and back or do push ups, they almost treat the boys like school children. The fire fighters take a disliking to Dan.

Dainton seems to be the only one who knows how to be respectful. Pritchard, Dan and Pancho are mainly troublemakers. Pritchard seems to not care about discipline and thinks it is important despite stepping out of line himself on a few occasions.

### Stunts Featured

* Hose challenge
* Dog collars
* Fire screen
* BBQ skewers

## Leadership

"*Pancho's our main man today*"
— A boss

To everyone's surprise and disappointment, Pancho was picked to be the leader of the Sanchez team. Already he is proving to be a bad leader by being late to work. The firefighters reveal that the reason they put him in charge was just for fun.

Dainton was shocked and felt as if it were a joke that he was picked to be team leader. Pancho thinks he'll make a great leader. The boys try and make Pancho's life a misery by constantly harming or pranking him in many ways. They have no faith in him what so ever. Pritchard prefers Dainton as a leader and Pancho thinks he's better.

### Stunts Featured

* Clean shave
* D-Lock
* Flash over
* Quiz
* Jump scare

## Live and learn

"*Everything we've done is about to come together*"
— One of the bosses

The boys now tackle their final hazard, a fiery inferno on a plane. Pancho leads the charge for their final mission, to put out the fire and then save the "victims" inside the jet.

The firefighter bosses were proud of what they had achieved in a weeks work and decide to reward them with a prank.

### Stunts Featured

* Live and Learn
* Welcome aboard

## Gallery

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Jobs for the boyos: Health and Beauty•Men at Work•Martial Arts•Going Commando•**Firefighters**•Cowboys•The Best of...•Behind the Sanchez
European Invasion:Scandinavia•Germany•Czech Republic•Greece•Italy•Spain
The Movie/Behind the seven deadly sins:Dirty Sanchez the movie•Sloth•Wrath•Lust•Envy•Pride•Gluttony•Greed
Sanchez get High: Brazil•Mexico•Philippines•Cambodia•South Africa•Australia•India•Japan•The Comedown
Frozen poo

"*Oh look at the penguin, a little frozen penguin!*"
— Dan Joyce as he has fun with his own frozen shit.

 Style
 Participants
Lee Dainton
 First Appearance

**Frozen poo** is the name of an event during the crew's time in Russia. For some reason Dan decided to take a shit in the cold and then bring it back into the place they were staying at, by this point the shit had frozen and all sorts of poo related hijinks ensure.

## A little frozen penguin

For reasons unknown Dan decided to shit outside and then bring his shit back into the place the crew was staying in during their time in Russia. At this point the shit had frozen solid and Dan was entertaining himself with his new frozen toy, having Dainton film Dan playing with his frozen shit, hitting it on many things such as the wall, the metal poles of the bunk beds and even his and Dainton's heads to test just how hard the poo had become. At some point Dan notices the shit's resemblance to a penguin, amusing Dan as he points this out, the distinctive laugh of Dainton heard behind the camera. Dan also tries to get Dainton to smell the shit, as it still smelt despite having been frozen solid.

"*That was Joycey's frozen-oh its on my lens!* "
— Dainton, after tapping the slowly melting frozen shit and getting some on the lens of his camera.
At some point the poo was being chucked about by the others until Dainton threw it to an unsuspecting Pritchard, who had no idea about Dan's pooey adventure. As soon as he caught it he began wondering what it was, as soon as he smelt it he realised right away and chucked it back to Dainton as quick as he could. As the night went on Pritchard soon joined in the fun and began to terrorizes the poor film crew by chasing them around the place with Dan's frozen nugget, with one managing to fall on his ass trying to get away. At some point through all this Pancho is seen very briefly walking past everyone, however he manages to escape being a part of this poo related bit of fun and isn't seen again. While walking around with the piece of shit Dainton tapped it on the lens of the camera to test how hard it still was, as he was about to presumably end this little adventure as soon as he looked at the camera and spoke he noticed there were specks of shit on his camera, making him gag a bit, Dan though, being a good friend cleaned the lens by licking it, making Dainton react in disgust.

## Aftermath

However all good things must come to an end, as naturally as they were all inside a warmer environment Dan's little frozen penguin began to slowly melt, and slowly start to smell even worse. A crisis almost occurred when everyone had somehow managed to lose Dan's slowly melting frozen penguin, and desperately tried to find it as they knew it was slowly melting. Eventually they manage to find it under one of the bunk beds, and Dainton rushes off quickly to the toilet and flushes Dan's shit.

**Frozen poo**
Shaving Pancho's eyebrows

Style
 Participants
Matthew Pritchard
 First Appearance

" *What he said was, "If you shave my eyebrows, I will fucking personally have your fucking head cut off"*"
— Dainton

"*What are you going to do?*"
— Dan Joyce

"*Shave his eyebrows off*"
— Dainton

Pancho is passionate about his eyebrows so much so it gives way to the Sanchez crew to attempt to shave them off, which Dainton and Pritchard have done twice.

## Recipe for disaster

* Razer or Hair cutter
* Someone passionate for his eyebrows
* Makeup artists
* Earmark

## Eyebrow business

One night when Pancho was passed out asleep on a sofa. Dainton had the idea to use a hair cutter to shave off Pancho's eyebrows with the help of Pritchard who assisted in the crime. They managed to shave both eye brows but Pancho awoke and attempted to attack everyone in the house.

"*They're all bastards*"
— Pancho

"*Pritchard: I have got something to admit. Pancho's got no eyebrows left!*
Pancho: (unhearable mumbling) Fuck! *"*

— Pritchard revealing to Satan Pancho's eyebrows are gone, and Pancho reacting to the revelation.

A second attempt happened at the end of the movie. Pritchard had revealed that he had told the makeup artists to tell Pancho that his eyebrows needed to be sorted out and they had put earmark on his eyebrows so now his eyebrows were falling out. Pritchard revealed all this during the filming of the final scene in the film, making Pancho so angry that he actually walked off set in the middle of filming.

## Aftermath

In both cases he reacted with complete anger but in the movie it showed him at his angriest. He threatened to knock out or even murder the Sanchez crew. At one point he punched a mannequin in anger, and according to the commentary actually nearly broke his hand doing it, though Dainton and Pritchard could have been joking about it. He did calm down as soon as he went outside but he stated to a camera man's comment on his lack of eyebrows making Pancho look younger that he felt like a "spaz"

## Gallery of eyebrows

Shaving the eyebrowsPancho throws a drinkPritchard reveals what he has done to PanchoPancho looks in the mirror

Frozen poo
Air hockey

Style
 Participants
Lee Dainton
 First Appearance

This is a stunt from the first series of Dirty Sanchez and involves only three of the four Sanchez boys.

## Recipe for disaster

* Air hockey
* Finger tips
* Chin

## Pucky bastards

While at an arcade the boys decided to play with the air hockey, by play they mean hurting one another. Dainton went first and he placed his finger tips on the table while Pritchard bashed the puck into the tips. Pritchard went next putting his head on the table, he was hit in the chin after the put bounced upwards. Finally Pancho was next, he was being held still by Pritchard to make sure he wouldn't try and bail out, like Pritchard he was hit in the lower jaw.

## Aftermath

Dainton described the pain like a hammer. Pancho suffered the worse after almost chipping a tooth from the impact.

## Gallery of pain

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