Easy Allies Podcast/Upside That Frown (Easy Allies Podcast Episode 300 Rap)

**Upside That Frown (Easy Allies Podcast Episode 300 Rap)** is a song from Episode 300 of the Easy Allies Podcast.

After Jones closes out Patron comments from the past 300 episodes of the Podcast, Jones attempts to move on to Love & Respect. However, Isla and Huber reminds Jones that he's on the hook for a rap with this being the 300th episode. Jones reluctantly mentions he'll add it in post and asks Isla to keep rolling while he auto-battles.

## Lyrics

[Verse 1]

Well...

It's some kinda trick to moderate

And I'll admit that my first eps weren't that great

But the thing about hindsight as of late

Is if I make a mistake, it's already too late

You see, the thing that I really wanna do

Is try to entertain and educate you

And figure out what's real and what ain't true

And what's up in two thousand twenty-two

[Spoken Interlude]

Because seriously

God of War: Ragnarok

Breath of the Wild 2

Starfield

Horizon Forbidden West

Scorn, SCORN!

Next year is gonna be ridiculous

(Not to mention Xbox Game Pass, terrific value)

[Verse 2]

Without Patrons, we'd never get this far

Got Huber glasses, let's get Bloodworth a car

And recognize this community sets the bar

While we get to play games and be who we are

That's how it is in the biz, we're livin' the dream

Losin' lives like we're live in another Stream Team

This ain't no back-door, shady, Wesker scheme

Every bit fast and loose as it may seem

I buy microtransactions quick as the breeze

Ranged damage in all skill trees

Grind RPGs, talk NFTs

I'm preppin' launch on our cryptocurrencies

[Spoken Interlude]

I'm tellin' you it's a solid plan

You're just gonna have to trust Jones here on this one

De-centralized

Peer-to-peer

Digital

Don Bucks

Do you wanna just hand over our hard-earned cash to the government?

Of course not

It's all about freedom, baby

No bank employees to talk to

No payment processors to cut you to death with fees

Each blockchain deal looks like a traditional ledger

Nothing to be scared about

Unfortunately we don't have to--

Hey-hey!

Where did everybody go???

[Verse 3]

I like to sing to a spicy song that cooks

I can't rest on my laurels, or these looks

I wanna make fun of all these industry crooks

In my booth, readin' all my anime books

I got Boba Fett fightin' on the 'Paddy

I got an arrow for every sprintin' baddie

No love or respect makes me all saddy

But I guess that's why they call me- [baby cry]

I like to do backflips while I sniff the flowers

Hand in hand with Austin Powers

If you got an open world, I got the hours

Pickin' up mounts and climbin' towers

So get comfortable and I'll show you how

We're gonna hit the spotlight and take a bow

Drop as many f-bombs as YouTube will allow

Let's give Elden Ring that GOTY now

Raise a glass, shout "three hundred down!"

Suck at Smash Bros., while you paint the town

Don't be an ass you crass ass Kefka clown

Celebrate

Take a breath

Upside that frown

## See Also

* Easy Allies Podcast Episode 100 Rap
* Easy Allies Podcast Episode 200 Rap

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**E** • Easy Allies Podcast Episode 100 Rap • Easy Allies Podcast Episode 200 Rap
Upside That Frown (Easy Allies Podcast Episode 300 Rap)
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