Static

*"Pathetic and immature, as always."*
―Static to Laser[src]
**Static** is a cold-hearted member of *JSP*. Possessing electric powers, Static concluded that with great power came great responsibility, leading him to enter violent competition with Laser, who embodied more juvenile personality traits. Static sought to prove to Laser that joking around wouldn't make him either stronger or smarter, but Laser, becoming motivated by his dreams to beat Static, managed to overpower him. Just when Laser was close to becoming victorious, Static refused to let Laser defeat him, causing him to upgrade his powers too. Static made it his desperate desire to win the battle, whatever the cost. Sometime later, the battle concluded, but Static continued to dispute with Laser due to his juvenile behaviour.

Static soon met Cora, a demon who became Laser's girlfriend. Both Static and Laser were soon teleported to the Pumpkin Dimension by the Pumpkin King, who sought to take their powers and use them to benefit his own personal gain. Being threatened by the Pumpkin King, Static joined together with the other *JSP* members and defeated him, prompting the Pumpkin King to spare the group's lives and send them back to their universe. Sometime later, Static observed Laser when he took Sonic under his mentorship, becoming upset as they continued to use the training room within the JSP Headquarters without his permission. When the headquarters was visited by the legendary 'Santa Claus', Static questioned his presence, before discovering that the group had been tricked by The Grinch, who stole their presents. When *JSP* sought to confront The Grinch, they met the real Santa Claus, who requested their help. Static reluctantly participated in returning the stolen presents to their rightful owners, before being taken back to the JSP Headquarters. Sometime later, Static observed Laser and Sonic's unpleasant music video, and later continued to train his powers in the Gravity Room.

## Origins

### Costume Pieces

* Nathan Drake Hair (Black Sticker)
* Escape Plan Skin (Custom Skin Tone Sticker and Eyebrow Stickers)
* Cartoon Eyes (Blue Stickers)
* Sly Cooper Teeth
* Ryu Gi Shirt (Blue and Black Stickers)
* Alice Gloves (Black Sticker)
* Irene Striped Trousers (Black Sticker)

## History

### Challenging Laser

*"What did you do to me? I can barely move!"
"I paralyzed you. I didn't think I'd have to use my power against a skrub like you, but you move around too damn much."*
―Laser and Static[src]

In 2016, Static was confronted by Laser, who sought to battle him. Seeing this as the essential opportunity to prove to the juvenile and pathetic Laser that with great power came great responsibility, Static decided to challenge Laser, settling within the desert to begin their battle. There, the group brought Sonic, Mai, and Rco to the desert so they could spectate Laser and Static's ultimate battle.

Static became excruciatingly irritated when Laser completely forgot why they were even here, believing this was a picnic. However, Static convinced Laser to proceed with their battle when he called him pathetic and immature. The two eventually began their battle, with Static, having trained more than Laser, completely withstanding Laser's plasma projectiles. However, this didn't prevent Laser from doing serious harm to Static. Static eventually overpowered Laser, pulling him down to the ground where he crashed unconscious.

Static became very disappointed by how easy it was to beat Laser, expecting more of a challenge coming from him. However, Laser got back up, proceeding to hit him with his plasmatic projectiles. When Static prevailed to retaliate, Laser continued to quickly move just as Static was about to punch him. Laser continued to overpower Static, until Static became completely irritated with Laser, prompting him to utilize his electricity powers to ultimately paralyze Laser in place.

Static became very disappointed he had to use his freezing effects on Laser, but concluded that he moved too much. He begged Laser to give up, otherwise he would kill him. When Laser questioned how far Static was willing to go to succeed, he said he may inadvertently kill him. Static then charged up his electricity powers, proceeding to blast Laser through several mountain rocks. Landing to the ground, Laser went unconscious, with Static proving his point that joking around didn't win the fight.

### Complete Power Surge

*"Now... No more holding back... I will break every bone in your body!"
"Oh yeah? Let's see you try..."
"Just feel my power compared to yours! YOU'RE NOTHING!"*
―Static and Laser[src]

Just when it essentially seemed that Static completely defeated Laser, he ultimately got back up. However, Laser this time was even more powerful than before, possessing blonde hair and the ultimate set of plasmatic powers, destined to have Static completely pulverized within their competition. Static became ultimately intrigued that Laser's power level increased. However, realizing that Laser was possessing the power, Static still wasn't impressed with the power. Completely targeted by Laser, Static had his low expectations completely destroyed when Laser proved his ultimate powers to have Static violently injured.

Laser continued to teleport, hitting Static from every side with his plasmatic powers, to the point that Static became completely upset. He continued to tell Laser to stop teleporting, but everything continued to seem bleak towards him, including the possibility of victory. When Laser prevailed to completely vaporize Static with the most powerful laserbeam in existence, Static concluded he couldn't let Laser win, and ultimately powered up, leading him to become just equally as powerful as Laser, possessing blonde hair with the most powerful electricity powers. There, Static declared there would be no more holding back, threatening to break every bone in Laser's body.

### Meeting Cora

*"What's wrong?"
"I invited Cora over and I'll be confessing to her..."
"You like her? How come?"
"Well, we've done nothing but talk and talk and I've NEVER talked with someone for so long and I feel like I have to, to... MMM HEHEHE!"
"Pathetic and immature, as always..."*
―Static and Laser[src]

Eventually, Static met Cora, a demonic entity that Laser befriended. Being close with her, Laser prevailed to confess his romantic emotions towards her, leading him to invite Cora to visit the JSP Headquarters. When expressing his love for Cora towards Static, Laser was questioned by Static why he even liked Cora to begin with, potentially knowing the incident where she tried to kill him. Laser stated he just concluded it was the right moment to tell her. Seeing Laser's excited reaction to confess his love, Static left his presence, calling him pathetic and immature. When Laser rushed to the door to let Cora inside, he bumped into Static in the hallway, leading him to get knocked down to the floor.

### Battling the Pumpkin King

*"I have more important things to do..."
"Like staring at a wall?"
"I told you to shut your mouth!"*
―Static and Sonic[src]

Sometime later, both Static and Laser were teleported to the Pumpkin Dimension by the Pumpkin King, where he continued to cold-heartedly stare at a wall, oblivious to the problematic situation he was positioned in. There, Static continued to be bullied because of him constantly staring at walls with complete lackluster care. Joined by Laser and Sonic, Static ultimately met the Pumpkin King, who explained to the members of *JSP* his plan to create an army of pumpkins so he could take over the world. There, he told the three he required their powers so he could succeed in his plan. Being threatened by the Pumpkin King, who prevailed to kill the three if they refused to cooperate within his scheme, Static refused to let the Pumpkin King proceed with his ultimate cruelness. Being challenged, the Pumpkin King negotiated with *JSP*, promising he would spare their lives if they defeated him. Otherwise, he would completely kill them.

Deciding to participate within this competition, the members of *JSP* were teleported elsewhere by the Pumpkin King, who sought to defeat the three within a more professional location. Joining together, the members of *JSP* were capable of withstanding the Pumpkin King's first plasma projectile that Static moved out of their way. They continued to use their enhanced powers to weaken the Pumpkin King until he was ultimately defeated by Sonic. Being teleported back to the pumpkin wasteland, the three reunited with the Pumpkin King, having unfortunately decreased his size, with a chipmunk voice to provide insult to injury. Keeping his promise, the Pumpkin King proudly sent the three home. Static left the Pumpkin Dimension, saying he had other things to do. When Sonic questioned if staring at a wall was his priority, Static told him to shut his mouth.

### Sonic's Training

*"I told you guys not to use the training room this late, I am trying to sleep."*
―Static to Laser and Sonic[src]

Several months later, Static observed Laser when he sought to take Sonic under his mentorship. There, the two utilized the JSP Headquarters' training room to help Sonic improve his powers. However, Static became very unimpressed with Laser's continuous requirements to use the training room during late evenings when Static desired to sleep. Eventually, Static told Laser to stop using the training room late, but he continued to do so, leading Laser and Sonic to be busted. When Static entered the training room to confront the two, both Laser and Sonic pretended to be oblivious. However, Static caught on with the lies, and proceeded to threaten the two to not let this happen ever again, before leaving them.

### Christmas Celebration

*"Behold, the legendary Santa Claus!"
"Who invited him over?"
"Huh? Well I didn't, I though Laser did."
"Why would I invite him, I didn't even know he existed."*
―Sonic, Static, and Laser[src]

During Christmas Eve, Static continued to be bothered by Laser and Sonic, prompting him to enter the living room of the JSP Headquarters to question what they were doing. There, Sonic excitedly told Static that the legendary Santa Claus was in their house. Static started questioning who invited Santa inside the headquarters without his permission, with Sonic stating he thought Laser did. However, Laser said he didn't even know Santa existed.

Just then, the three turned back to see that Santa had gone, taking the Christmas presents they had with him. This confused the three, until an explosion occurred outside. Concerned over the destruction, the members of *JSP*, joined by Cora, sought to confront Santa Claus. However, he ultimately revealed himself to be The Grinch, who stole their presents and escaped into the woods.

### Confronting The Grinch

*"Look, just give us back our presents... Or I'll break all your fingers!"
"Okay, dumbass!"*
―Static and The Grinch[src]

Joining Laser and Sonic, Static sought to get their Christmas presents back. There, they continued walking through the woods, hoping to have The Grinch recovered so they could confront him. While venturing to get the presents back, Sonic got bored, and started singing Mariah Carey's *All I Want for Christmas Is You*, until Static begged Sonic to stop singing. When the three encountered what they presumed to be a dead end, Static lost hope they would retrieve the presents, even become more irritated with the possibility that they were lost.

Suddenly, Sonic saw something down below, prompting him and Laser to go down there against Static's wishes. There, they encountered the Grinch's Hideout, where The Grinch proceeded to persuade them into turning back. However, Static threatened he would break The Grinch's fingers if he didn't give back the presents he stole. When The Grinch's cousins got outside to deal with *JSP*, they ultimately cowered back inside when the real Santa Claus suddenly entered the scene.

### Saving Christmas

*"This is the best day of my life."
"This is the worst day of my life."*
―Laser and Static[src]

When Static questioned Santa Claus' business, Santa explained that he had to return the presents The Grinch stole before Christmas Day. Static decided to wish Santa luck with that. Unfortunately, both Laser and Sonic decided to help Santa deliver the presents, prompting Static to reluctantly join them as they got on Santa's sleigh and went through the skies. Static became very unpleasant with what he got into, claiming this to be the worst day of his life. Eventually, Static, Laser, and Sonic were returned back to the JSP Headquarters by Santa, who congratulated the team for their hard work. However, when Static questioned who would clean up the damage The Grinch caused to their headquarters, both he and Laser passed, leading Sonic to do the work for them. Static later went back inside to get some rest.

### *JSP'*s Music Video

*"What are you looking at?"*
―Static[src]

Laser and Sonic collaborated to create a music video, prompting them to bring several guests to the JSP Headquarters, so they could contribute to it. Static, unimpressed with the music video, observed the partygoers when they started dancing to *Just Wanna Rock* by Lil Uzi Vert. Sonic went up to Static, trying to get him to join the party, but Static refused to go out onto the dance floor. Static later turned towards the Pancake Ninja, who stood close by, just vibing to the music.

## Relationships

	+ Laser - Situational Enemy
	+ Sonic - Situational Enemy
	+ Cora
* Mai - Friend
* Rco - Friend
* Sean/Pancake Ninja
* The Grinch - Situational Enemy
* Bryan - Situational Enemy
* *The Incredible Crew* - Situational Enemies
	+ Knollad - Rival
	+ Jack Jabolon
	+ A.N.D.R.E.
	+ Hunter J. Restless

## Appearances

In chronological order:

* *Laser vs. Static*
* *Laser vs. Static - Part 2* (Unreleased)
* *JSP Valentine's Special* (Flashback)
* *JSP vs. The Pumpkin King*
* *JSP Winter Special*
* *JSP Shorts: I Just Wanna...*
* *JSP Shorts: Static's Training*
* *The Incredible Crew: The Bowling Special* (Unreleased)

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 *Laser vs. Static*
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 *JSP vs. The Pumpkin King*
3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 3.2 3.3 3.4 *JSP Winter Special*
4. ↑ 4.0 4.1 4.2 *JSP Shorts: Static's Training*
5. ↑ *JSP Valentine's Special*
6. ↑ *JSP Shorts: I Just Wanna...*