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[Larry Playing Theme Tune On Tuba]

Bob: ***If you like to talk to tomatoes***

***if a squash can make you smile***

Bob (continued): ***if you like to waltz with potatoes***

***up and down the produce aisle...***

Bob: "Have we got a show for you!"

[Larry Continues Playing Tuba]

Entire Gang:***VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales. VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales***

Bob: ***brussels sprouts***

***laugh and shout***

***do not pout***

Entire Gang: ***VeggieTales***

Entire Gang: ***There's never ever-ever-ever-ever been a show like VeggieTales! There's never ever-ever-ever-ever been a show like VeggieTales! It's time for VeggieTales!***

[Thud!]

[Crowd Laughing In Excitement]

## Prologue: The Counter Top Intro

Bob: "Hi there, kids, and welcome to *VeggieTales*, I'm Bob the Tomato,"

Larry: "and I'm Larry the Cucumber,"

Bob: "and we're here to answer your questions."

Larry: "That's exactly right, Bob. say, do you remember *The Wonderful Wizard of Ha's*?"

Bob: "Oh yeah, that was a super good episode."

Larry: "It sure was."

Bob: "It kind of reminds me of a video email we got from somebody. hey, Qwerty, who do you have for us today?"

Qwerty: "April Anderson of Trenton, New Jersey."

April appears right on Qwerty's monitor screen.

April: "Hi there, Bob, hi there, Larry."

Bob: "Hi there,"

Larry: "how's it going, April?"

April: "Super good, you guys, but I got right into a super big argument with my brother, Toby and I don't know exactly how to apologize to him or not."

Larry: "Oh dear, that sounds like a super tough situation."

Bob: "Well, April, we got just the thing for you, you're gonna really love watching our new sequel episode."

## Scene 1: The Kansas farm yard/The O'Gill family members' trailer

Junior/Darby's in his bed with Tutu right by his side and Lola/Kathy walks/hops right in his bedroom.

Lola/Kathy: "it's past 11:39 PM, Darby. can't you fall asleep?"

Junior/Darby silently shakes his head.

Junior/Darby: "Mom? I just wish I could fall asleep like Tutu."

Lola/Kathy: "Soon you will, Darby. soon you will."

Lola/Kathy walks/hops right off to Mike/Marlon.

Lola/Kathy: "It's been 7 months ever since the cyclone hit and Darby still hasn't been himself ever since. I'm taking him to Dr. Morley's clinic tomorrow afternoon to see if he can be helped. and all he ever speaks about is some place that just doesn't seem to exist: walking and talking scarecrows, tin cucumbers and kid friendly talking lions."

Junior/Darby notices a shooting star.

Junior/Darby: "Look, Tutu, a shooting star."

The very next morning, Junior/Darby notices a key in the shapes of the letters H and A and picks it up (with his lack of hands) and shows it to Lola/Kathy.

Junior/Darby: "Mom, look what I found. it's proof that my best friends for life sent it way down there to me on that shooting star."

Lola/Kathy: "Do you remember how me and your father spoke?"

Junior/Darby: "Not to speak about the Land of Ha's? and it's just my imagination?"

Lola/Kathy: "I know you don't wanna go to Dr. Morley's clinic, but you just haven't slept the entire evening ever since the cyclone then you're no help to them in the morning time."

Meanwhile, Junior/Darby and Lola/Kathy are on their way to Mr. Nezzer's/Dr. Morley's office.

### Mr. Nezzer/Dr. Morley's office

Junior/Darby: "The Tin Cucumber looks just like 1 of our farmhands, except the metal look. and the Scarecrow looks just like another 1 of our farmhands, except the hay and scarecrow look."

Mr. Nezzer/Dr. Morley: "Did you ever mention something about a kid friendly but hungry tiger?

Junior/Darby: "The Lion really enjoys cotton candy and fish sticks."

Mr. Nezzer/Dr. Morley: "Well then, I got just the most perfect room for Darby to stay overnight in."

The entire scene transitions to Junior/Darby, Lola/Kathy and Mr. Nezzer/Dr. Morley entering Junior/Darby's overnight room.

Lola/Kathy: "Have a super good relaxation here in your overnight room, Darby."

Junior/Darby: "Okay, Mom. I will."

Junior/Darby sits right on his overnight bed and Laura/Amelia walks/hops right over to him.

Laura/Amelia: "So, Darby, why exactly did Mrs. O'Gill bring you here?"

Junior/Darby: "Well, Amelia, it's 'cause I can't fall asleep. I been speaking about a certain place and theme park that I been to and nobody believes that it exists."

Laura/Amelia: "Oh yeah, I understand about it right now."

Laura/Amelia hops right outta Junior/Darby's overnight room.

Mr. Nezzer/Dr. Morley walks/hops right in with Ms. Achmetha/Nurse Gilson and some headphones to put on his head

[Rainstorm Rumbling Loudly]

Junior/Darby's now wearing the headphones on his head.

Laura/Amelia: "Come on, Darby, there's a rainstorm coming by, we need to get you outta here right before the entire place gets flooded."

Junior/Darby: "But what about you, Amelia?"

Laura/Amelia: "I'll be just perfectly fine. I can escape any other way I want. just get outta here right before the rainstorm floods you away."

Junior/Darby takes the headphones off and walks/hops around on his way right out the door, hops right into an empty chicken coop and he's now flooded away into Munchie Land/the land of Ha's.

Fade to a black screen......

Jimmy: "Don't go away, everybody,"

Jerry: "*Return to Ha's* will be right back,"

Jimmy: "right after this segment."

### Silly Songs with Larry: *Mrs. Spider*

*Silly Songs with Larry* Announcer: "And now it's time for *Silly Songs with Larry*, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song."

[Music In Background]

Larry: ***Mrs. Spider***

***how do***

***you do***

***you have***

***8 legs***

***I have......none***

Larry (continued): ***Mrs. Spider***

***I'm sure***

***it's true***

***finding socks is***

***hard***

***for you***

Larry: ***sure***

***you can spin***

***and you can swing***

***and you can climb***

***most anything***

***but I***

***would hate to***

***have to choose***

***a belt to match***

***2 pairs of shoes***

Larry (continued): ***Mrs. Spider***

***how do you do***

***you have 8 legs***

***I have......none***

Larry: ***Mrs. Spider***

***I'm sure it's true***

***finding socks***

***is hard***

***for yoooooou***.

*Silly Songs with Larry* Announcer: "This has been *Silly Songs with Larry*, tune in next time to hear Larry say-"

Larry: ***He is the parrot***

***who eats most everything***

***from slimy squid heads***

***to leather shoes***

Larry (continued): ***and if you ask him***

***to eat anything***

***he'll just tell you***

***I eat most everything***.

### Back in Munchie Land/the land of Ha's

Junior/Darby: "Scarecrow, Tin Cucumber, Lion, long time no see, what's happening?"

Madame Blueberry/Splenda: "Ze Lahnd of Ha's ees een supair beeg trouble. you must rescue ze Weezard from ze Mountain sahrcerair's pure eveel clutches."

Jean Claude/Munchie Number 1: "Eets time to save ze weezard,"

Philippe/Munchie Number 2: "eet's time to save ze weezard."

Mr. Lunt/Scarecrow: "Well? what are we waiting for?"

Pa Grape/Lion: "let's go save the wizard right away."

Junior/Darby, Mr. Lunt/Scarecrow, Larry/Tin Cucumber and Pa Grape/Lion: ***It's time to***

***save the Wizard***

***the whimsical***

***Wizard of Ha's***

Junior/Darby, Mr. Lunt/Scarecrow, Larry/Tin Cucumber and Pa Grape/Lion (continued): ***out on our quest***

***which is***

***the best***

***no time to***

***stop to rest***

Junior/Darby, Mr. Lunt/Scarecrow, Larry/Tin Cucumber and Pa Grape/Lion: ***it's time to***

***save the wizard***

***the whimsical***

w***izard of Ha's***

Junior/Darby, Mr. Lunt/Scarecrow, Larry/Tin Cucumber and Pa Grape/Lion (continued): ***no time***

***for rides and games***

***galore***

***when it's time to***

***go out and explore***

Junior/Darby, Mr. Lunt/Scarecrow, Larry/Tin Cucumber and Pa Grape/Lion: ***it's time to***

***save the wizard***

***the whimsical***

***wizard of Ha's***

### The Land of Ha's theme park

Junior/Darby: "Look, you guys, the theme park's still standing,"

Larry/Tin Cucumber: "but the wizard's nowhere in sight,"

Mr. Lunt/Scarecrow: "I wonder what the Mountain Sorcerer might be doing to him, I sure hope he doesn't force him to do some sort of Michael Jackson, Freddie Mercury or Elvis Presley dance off move."

Pa Grape/Lion: "Whatever he's doing with him, it doesn't look good at all."

Yellow McToad shows up to lead them right over to where Cedric/the Mountain Sorcerer's located.

Yellow McToad: "Can I help you all out?"

Junior/Darby: "Yellow McToad, thank goodness you're here,"

Larry/Tin Cucumber: "can you take us to the Mountain Sorcerer's mountain tops?"

Yellow McToad: "Piece of cake, mates."

Junior/Darby, Mr. Lunt/the Scarecrow, Larry/the Tin Cucumber and Pa Grape/the Lion follow Yellow McToad on their way to Cedric/the Mountain Sorcerer's mountain tops.

Junior/Darby: "Look, you guys, there it is, there's the Mountain Sorcerer's mountain tops."

### The Mountain Sorcerer's mountain tops

Archie/Wizard (in a super big cage): "This cage can't hold me any longer!"

Cedric/Mountain Sorcerer: "Struggle all you want, but you're not going any place."

Junior/Darby, Mr. Lunt/the Scarecrow, Larry/the Tin Cucumber and Pa Grape/the Lion enter Cedric/the Mountain Sorcerer's pure evil lair.

Archie/Wizard: "Darby, Scarecrow, Tin Cucumber, Lion, it's really wonderful to see you guys again."

Junior/Darby: "Come on, you guys,"

Larry/Tin Cucumber: "let's knock out the Mountain Sorcerer and get the wizard outta here."