Let's Play WAVELENGTH IIII

### Winners

Game 1 - Real Legends of Zelda (Adam, Laurie and Tilly), Game 2 - Them Piss Boys win (Dam, Sullivan and TomSka)

## ★ ADAM'S CHALKBOARD ★

**Let's Play WAVELENGTH IIII** is a video in the Board Game Club series.

"*Here's your stupid point, you stupid bastard bastards.* "
―Adam
## Notable moments

* The first rule of Board Game Club is "like ... here?"
* Who will be *on the right wavelength*? Who will be *in total discord*?
* This one is a reasonably important contributor to the NRB canon. There are horses, is the thing.
* Dan has introduced the idea of applauding our game. Nice.
* Our teams are Them Piss Boys (Dan, Sullivan and TomSka) and The Real Legends of Zelda (Adam, Laurie and Tilly).
* Adam: "Laurie ... he's been forged in the fires of many disappointments. Tilly ... you'd have to be courageous to see another dawn being Tilly. Me ... power, charisma - these are interchangeable concepts, but I think it scans."
* The smell of a baby depends on how fresh it is, obviously.
* Storytime with Dan - he's lived in some pleasant-smelling places. And tells a funny bread-based joke.
* Tilly: "You guys have gotta provide the drama, and we'll provide the comedy." We get a short, frankly poor, episode of a British sitcom.
* We have a bit of political context that helps with the answering.
* Sullivan: "If I turn the dial, neither of us are culpable."
* TomSka: "Think about it this way - the silly hair man! ... killed a lot of people!"
* TomSka doesn't close his eyes, the rebel.
* We're revelling in internet history, Chuck Norris style.
* Everyone's blaming Sullivan for his clue, but struggling to come up with a better option.
* Sullivan: "The other team gets me! Why don't my team get me? Why don't my fellow Piss Boys get me?"
* Tilly: "This would be the first time that I ever won, ever!"
* Now this is an interesting thing... Laurie's clue for guilty pleasure <-> openly love is 'playing board games with Adam.' There's a lot of interesting and at times quite personal discussion that goes on. Not sure it could be well summarised here. It's worth a rewatch.
* Dan: "Let's talk about your self-esteem, Adam."
* Adam: "Laurie - why couldn't you have told me you love me before the day, today, when it matters most?"
* Tilly: "A lot of Laurie's clues seem to be to do with his relationship with Adam. Kind of a cry for help for their relationship. Which is great - I'm glad they're working through everything but it's really more a job for like a couple's therapist than a game of wavelength."
* And from the sublime to the ridiculous - sexy animal time. Here we go...
* Laurie: "Be woke! Give a sloth a poke!"
* Dan's claimed to have logiced this. We're keen to see that.
* TomSka: "I would have assumed a horse is a fairly sexy animal." And Sullivan, as we know, loves horses. A blobfish has blow job lips, apparently.
* What might a horse club be like? We'd be listening to the latest clip clop music. A zebra is a horse in drag, or fancy clothes, or a lot of eyeliner. Laurie thinks we're going to get demonetarised.
* Adam: "Let's get TomSka on the channel to celebrate Muffin Time. He'll elevate our channel!" He's got that thousand yard stare he gets when the real filth starts and he's clearly calculating when he's going to need to step in.
* Sullivan: "You wouldn't fuck a komodo dragon" even if they do have a presence. And follow their prey.
* Laurie: "I just want to stop talking about this."
* A first win for Tilly!
* Dan: "What's been, Sullivan, your favourite part of my company today?"
* Adam: "If we're looking to fill some time, I would like to know from Tilly how it feels to have a Board Game Club win under your belt?" Tilly: "I couldn't have done it without my friends."
* Dan likes 'Get on Board!' . Good lord, we're absolutely just filling time now. We're lying about what the catchphrase was going to be.
* Sullivan and Dan are morphing into the same person, it seems.
* Adam: "You can have your precious little 4 points that you whined and complained to get."
* Tilly's literally never seen any movies.
* Adam's resorted to glaring now. Laurie's resorting to fury and screaming.
* TomSka's trombone is really good.
* There is rules lawyering going on, always a good sign.
* Dan: "Yummy cum!" Was it relevant? No. Was it funny? Sure.
* This was filmed during the height of the UK heatwave - our cast are baking hot, dehydrated and exhausted by the end, bless them.

## Talking Heads

Talking heads are available this episode. Timestamps:

* 3:06 - TomSka
* 3:38 - Adam
* 15:53 - Laurie
* 19:54 - Sullivan
* 23:36 - Adam
* 24:00 - Tilly
* 30:53 - Adam
* 36:30 - TomSka
* 47:49 - Adam
* 53:07 - Dan
* 53:39 - TomSka

## Trivia

* Game introduction and rules are presented by Sullivan.
* Chalkboard is updated with a win and a loss.
* An extended version of this episode is available on the No Rolls Barred Patreon.

1. ↑ Timestamps provided by Peter on the Patreon Discord