Epilogue

The Epilogue Happens after speaking to the Prime Minister at the end of a game mode. In the Epilogue, the Credits are shown along with final character quotes and a short story of what happened to them after the Death Road. Though these conversations are simply for aesthetic purposes, some of them make for an anti-climatic or comedic ending to the characters who survived the perilous journey.

What each character says may depend on their personality and skill stats. Certain Perks and Traits will give a unique ending dialog.

Some Rare Characters have their own unique sets of epilogue quotes.

## Credits

[Gamemode] Completed #

Total Zombies Killed #

Consectutive win streaks #

[Gamemode] Win Streak #

Death Road to Canada

A Game by Rocketcat Games and Madgarden

Design: Kepa Auwae (Rocketcat Games)

Developer: Paul Priham (Madgarden)

Artists G.P Lackey and 'Conzeit' Camilo Arturo

Music: Joey Grady

Thank You For Playing

Death Road to Canada

Try a different gamemode. (Normal)

Zombies were no match for your group! (Familiar)

I hope you got an OP character! (Rare)

Congrats on your speedy victory! (Short Trip)

Keep on driving! (Long Road)

Congrats! Now try four jerks EXTREME! (Four Jerks)

Congrats! Now try the ULTRA HARD modes! (Deadlier)

*Familiar Characters EXTREME complete! (Familiar EX)*

*Rare Character EXTREME complete! (Rare EX)*

Marathon Mode complete! (Marathon)

**K\*E\*P\*A Complete! (K\*E\*P\*A)**

**Four Jerks Mode EXTREME complete! (Four Jerk EX)**

**ENDLESS MODE COMPLETE!!!!! (Endless)**

OverPowered Party Mode complete! (Overpowered)

**QUICK DEATH MODE COMPLETE! (Quick Death)**

## Normal Mode

[Character 1] *"Sooooo... This is Canada eh?"*

[Character 2] *"Yup."*

[Character 1] *"It's a bit... Brisk."*

[Character 2] *"Ya think"*

\*Shows Penguins marching.\*

*[Character 1] "Hey Look! Penguins!!"*

*[Mountie] "Wait what."*

*[Character 1] "What?"*

*[Mountie] "There are no Penguins in Canada."*

*[Character 1] "But... Snow, Ice, Penguins!* *"*

*[Mountie] "...sigh"*

\*More Penguins marching.\*

*[Character 1] "Look More Penguins."*

*[Mountie] "...sigh"*

**-If Party only has one character**

*[Character] "Sooooo... This is Canada eh?"*

*[Character] "Guess I made it alone."*

*[Character] "It's a bit... Brisk."*

*[Character] "Oh, well..."*

\*Shows Penguins marching.\*

*[Character] "Hey Look! Penguins!!"*

*[Mountie] "Wait what."*

*[Character] "What?"*

*[Mountie] "There are no Penguins in Canada."*

*[Character] "But... Snow, Ice, Penguins!* *"*

*[Mountie] "...sigh"*

\*More Penguins marching.\*

*[Character] "Look More Penguins."*

*[Mountie] "...sigh"*

## Familiar Character Mode

*[Character 1] "I saw a lot of familiar faces!"*

*[Mountie] "Welcome to Canada!"*

## Rare Character Mode

*[Character 1] "I meet a bunch of wierdos"*

*[Mountie] "Lots of interesting people on the Death Road!"*

## Short Trip to Heck Mode

*[Character 1] "Speed Run Complete!"*

*[Mountie] "I hope the trip didn't take too long for you!"*

## Long Winding Road Mode

*[Character 1] "What a long road."*

*[Mountie] "You made it, but there's an even longer road mode!"*

## Four Jerks Mode

*[Character 1] "Road triiiiip"*

*[Mountie] "You guys got your passports?"*

## Deadlier Road Mode

*[Character 1] "That was fairly deadly!"*

*[Character 2] "Could have been worse!"*

## Familiar **EXTREME** Mode

*[Character 1] "Good thing I had all my friends!"*

**-Variant 1**

*[Mountie] "WOW, WHAT A BUNCH OF JERKS!"*

**-Variant 2**

*[Mountie] "WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE...*

*[Mountie] WHO NEEDS ENEMIES!?*

## Rare **EXTREME** Mode

*[Character 1] "I did it!"*

*[Character 1] "And I meet so many interesting people along the way!"*

*[Mountie] "FEH"*

*[Mountie] "WHAT WAS SO RARE ABOUT THESE CHARACTERS?"*

## **Marathon Mode**

*[Character 1] "That was a pretty big detour!"*

*[Mountie] "You took the scenic route, eh?"*

## **K\*E\*P\*A Mode**

*[Character 1] " **I have defeated... K\*E\*P\*A mode**"*

**-Variant 1 (if Kepa survived)**

*[Mountie] "Congratulation you saved Kepa!"*

*[Mountie] "You are a true Death Road-er!"*

**-Variant 2 (if Kepa was killed or left the group)**

*[Mountie] "But... did you truly win? "*

*[Mountie] "Where did you lose Kepa? "*

## Four Jerks **EXTREME**

*[Character 1] "**ROAAAD TRIIIIP EXTREEEME!**"*

*[Mountie] "Can't believe we're still getting tourists!"*

## **Endless Mode**

*[Character 1] "I LOVE BEIN STRONG!"*

*[Character 1] "This was supposed to be Endless!"*

*[Character 2] "What a rip-off!"*

## **O\*P\*P Mode**

*[Character 1] "I LOVE BEIN STRONG!"*

*[Mountie] "Wow, so overpowered."*

## **Quick Death Mode**

*[Character 1] "I LOVE BEIN STRONG!"*

*[Mountie] "Took the shortcut, eh?"*

## But what happened to them in Canada?

### **Possible quotes:**

#### If character has High Wits

* *"All according to plan!"*
* *"I bet I could get here even easier, knowing what I do now."*
* *"I learned a lot about myself. And zombies."*
* *"My prediction was a 90% chance of reaching Canada!"*

#### If character has Low Wits

* *"Huuuuuuh? Oh, I made it."*
* *"Where am I? I wasn't paying attention."*
* *"Is this Canada?"*
* "Are we there yet?"

#### If character has High Attitude

* *"This was definitely worth all the carnage!"*
* *"Canada is going to be great!"*
* *"I'm sorry that the journey is over now!"*
* *"That wasn't so bad!"*

#### If character has Low Attitude

* *"My feet hurt!"*
* *"Canada is bad! Downvoted!"*
* *"It's too cold here!"*
* *"I can't believed I marched all the way here!"*
* *"I already hate Canada! Canada smells bad!"*

#### If character has High Composure

* *"Good."*
* *"Easy."*
* *"What's next?"*
* *"Nice job."*

#### If character has Low Composure

* *"I'm Pumped! I'm PUMPED!"*
* *"Extreeeeeme!"*
* *"Wooooooooo!"*
* *"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! I DID IT!"*

#### If character has High Loyalty

* *"This is all thanks to teamwork!"*
* *"We did it!"*
* *"Let's be friends 5ever!"*
* *"Friendship is the reason we made it!"*

#### If character has Low Loyalty

* *"Look at all these suckers. I'll do fine here."*
* *"Nice, a whole new country to rob!"*
* *"I'd knew I would make it hhhhheh."*
* *"I'll rule this place!"*

#### If ALL of character's personality stats are 2-4

* *"This is all thanks to me!"*
* *"Time to enjoy the Canadian way of life."*
* *"Whoaaaa."*
* *"Touchdown!"*
* *"I deserve a vacation."*
* *"That was a lot of zombies."*
* *"Does it always snow here?"*
* *"I feel insecure with no throwing chairs in sight."*
* *"Wait! I left my toothbrush in Florida!"*
* *"I made it!"*
* *"Congratulations!"*
* *"That's enough zombies for me, thanks."*
* *"I'm going to need a new car..."*
* *"Party Time!"*
* *"I hope I can loot more toilets later."*
* *"Victory"*
* *"Time to kick back and relax."*

#### If character is alone

* *"No! I'm the only one!"*
* *"Well uh... crap. Guess I'm alone."*
* *"Err woops. Well, who needs friends I guess."*
* *"Here's to the ones that didn't make it."*

#### If character has high dexterity

* *"Way past cool."*
* *"Eat that, Dr. Robotnik!"*
* *"I'm faster than Sonic the Hedgehog!"*
* *"Gotta go fast!"*

#### If character has the T\*S\*T\*C perk

* *"TOO SWOLE TO CONTOL, BABY!!!"*
* *"I HAVE REACHED MAXIMUM SWOLE!"*
* *"YEAH!!!!!! TOO SWOLE!"*
* *"I LOVE BEIN STRONG!!!"*
* *"Am I finally too swole?"*

#### If character has the Anime Fan trait

* *"They made fun of my anime figures, but who's laughing now!"*
* *"Is there Canadian Anime?"*
* *"This is all thanks to the superiority of Japanese weaponry!"*
* *"This is just like in my Japanese animes!"*
* *"I love you, Canada-chan."*

#### If character has the BERSERK! trait

* *"I love 'zerkin!!!"*
* *"BERSEEEERKEEEEEEEER!"*
* *"I punched a moose so hard that it exploded!"*
* *"AAAAAAAAAARGH! AAAAARGH!"*
* *"BERSERKED!"*

#### If character has the Gourmand trait

* *"I need another meal."*
* *"Are you going to eat that? Cause I will."*
* *"I've satisfied my hunger with victory."*
* *"I was getting tired of eating canned food."*
* *"Delicious!"*

#### If character has the Hero Type trait

* *"Get down, Mr Prime Minister!"*
* *"I'm still on alert. I'm assessing threats."*
* *"I'll always be your bodyguard."*
* *"Iiiiii-I-Iiiiiii... wiiiilll always love yoooouuuuu."*

#### If character has the Phoenix trait

* *"The Phoenix rises! ==flaps arms like they are wings=="*

#### *If a dog, p*ossible quotes:

* *"BARK!"*
* *"WOOF! WOOF!"*
* *"BORK!"*
* *"BJORK!"*
* *"WOOF!"*
* *[Character] farts.*
* *[Character] licks itself.*
* [Character] pants

### **Possible epilogues:**

* *[Character] wanted to become a moose. After getting good grades in moose school he/she made this come true.*
* *[Character] never got used to the food, too used to the junk food he/she salvaged on the death road.*
* *[Character] tried to become a Mountie, but didn't really have the skills for it.*
* *[Character] roamed the northern frontiers, having more adventures but with less zombies.*
* *[Character] had difficulty adjusting to Canada, and eventually went back south for more adventure.*
* *[Character] settled into a quiet life. It was kind of boring, without the zombies.*
* *[Character] was eventually banned from driving cars after destroying one every week.*
* *[Character] wrote a popular zombie survival guide that was just full of bad advice.*
* *[Character] didn't have any strong skills, and he/she had a peaceful but uneventful life in Canada.*
* *[Character] became a bat-themed masked vigilante. Copyright lawyers were called in.*

#### **If character has high Strength*,* possible epilogues:**

* *[Character] later was elected President of All Lumberjacks due to his/her mighty strength.*
* *[Character] spent his/her entire life to helping bodybuilding restore to its former glory.*
* *[Character] would often return to the border, just to throw heavy furniture at more zombies.*
* *[Character] became a legendary folk hero after suplexing a moose that he/she was arguing with.*
* *[Character] started flexing continuously after crossing the border, and never stopped. No one minded.*

#### **If character has high Fitness, possible epilogues:**

* *[Character] invented a zombie-specific martial art, then taught it to many disciples.*
* *[Character] became an athlete in the post-zomb*ocalypse Olympics, where Canada won every medal!
* *[Character] came up with a widely popular fitness program based on his/her zombie survival experience.*
* *[Character] took up hockey, excelling at it after all that practicing knocking zombie teeth around.*
* *[Character] lived a long, healthy life in Canada. At the age of 100, was bit by a moose and exploded.*

#### **If character has high Shooting, possible epilogues:**

* *[Character] accidently shot his/her own foot off, within 5 minutes of entering Canada.*
* *[Character] shot a penguin on accident, violating the Canadian Prime Directive.*
* *[Character] became a famous trick-shooting attraction at the Canadian Circus.*
* *[Character] got kicked out of Canada after refusing to give up guns.*
* *[Character] channeled his/her gun obsession into a productive hobby: pine cone collecting.*

#### **If character has high Medical*,* possible epilogues:**

* *[Character] tried to cure the zombie infection, but just makes their hair look nicer.*
* *[Character] developed a cure for flatulence, which is then named after him/her.*
* *[Character] diagnoses every single on of his/her patients with a farting problem.*
* *[Character] gets arrested after finding his/her medical practice isn't licensed in Canada.*
* *[Character] does a mad doctor head transplant with a moose. This becomes very popular!*

#### **If character has high Mechanical*,* possible epilogues:**

* *[Character] becomes rich after inventing a new type of car engine that runs off poutine.*
* *[Character] invents a better mousetrap. It has carbon fiber on it and a USB drive.*
* *[Character] makes incredible innovations to the Mecha Mounties. They now serve coffee.*
* *[Character] is recognized as a hero after inventing a more overpowered chainsaw.*
* *[Character] designs a very popular line of goofy three wheeled cars.*
* *[Character] invents a new version of the chainsaw, one with colorful lights attached to it.*

#### **If character has high Dexterity, possible epilogues:**

* *[Character] was widely known for his/her running speed, earning the nickname 'Sonic the Hedgehog'.*
* *[Character] continued running down this road, until he/she disappeared past the horizon.*
* *[Character] used his/her super fast legs to become a famous dancer.*
* *[Character] helped provide power to new frontier cities after being put in a big hamster wheel.*
* *[Character] went fast.*

#### **If character has the Friend of dog perk**

* *[Character] spent his/her entire life trying to get one of his/her dogs elected as prime minister.*
* *[Character] later would take over parts of Canada with an army of trained dogs.*
* *[Character] had a long life with a lot of pet dogs.*
* *[Character] patrolled the border with his/her ever-growing pack of zombie-hunting dogs.*
* *[Character] remained a true friend of dog.*

#### **If character has the Anime Fan trait**

* *[Character] made an anime based on his/her adventures. It took some creative liberties in regards to cuteness.*
* *[Character] devoted the rest of his/her life to the anime that saved him/her.*
* *[Character] outgrew childish anime, and switched to manga.*
* *[Character] wrote a manga that portrayed zombies as anime girls. The fans grew into a bizarre cult.*
* *[Character] continued anime studies.*

#### **If character has the Bandit trait**

* *[Character] established a feared crime syndicate. One where everyone wore fancy dresses.*
* *[Character] lead a heist to steal the Prime Minister's Royal Jewels.*
* *[Character] was responsible for a string of robberies in Canada, before getting exiled.*
* *[Character] suppressed his/her urge to rob people in Canada. Instead, he/she was just an enormous jerk.*
* *[Character] lived a long life of robbing and stealing.*

#### **If character has the BERSERK! trait**

* *[Character] was exiled after destroying a town in a friendly hockey game.*
* *[Character] was obliterated when hit by a snowball. One health.*
* *[Character] spontaneously combusted. Exactly how he/she wanted to go!*
* *[Character] was bit by a beaver on the foot. Both exploded into chunks.*
* *[Character] stayed berserk!*

#### **If character has the Gourmand trait**

* *[Character] went on a journey to sample all the fine cuisine that Canada has to offer.*
* *[Character] finally got to eat something that wasn't old junk food or canned.*
* *[Character] got a job as a food critic, which is maybe the best job there is.*
* *[Character] became an expert chef, in huge demand for his 'canned food cuisine'.*
* *[Character] wined and dined in Canada.*

#### ***If a dog, p*ossible epilogues:**

* *[Character] mostly gnawed on whatever he/she could get his/her mouth on, really.*
* *[Character] marked as much territory as possible.*
* *[Character], being too used to the freedom of the open road, never became housebroken.*
* *[Character] spent the rest of his/her life barking incessantly at all the new wildlife.*
* *[Character] found a good home and happily did dog stuff for the rest of his/her life.*
* *[Character] lived that dog life.*

#### ***If turned into a skeleton,* *possible epilogues:***

* *[Character] integrated into Canadian society well, despite being a walking skeleton.*
* *[Character] kept getting run out of town due to dancing in a spooky fashion.*
* *[Character] lived a normal and happy life, but with a lot of unnecessary clacking noises.*
* *[Character] never, ever figured out exactly why or how he/she needed to eat food.*

## Other Endings

* Rare Characters
* Pets