B.J. Hill

From "Bad Boy's Porn Problem"

**B.J. Hill** is a character in character in *Bad Boy* played by Braden Davis. He first appeared in the episode "A Bad Boy Christmas".

## Background

B.J. is from Indiana, which he pronounces "India-nuh". ("Bad Boy's Porn Problem")

According to his mother, Whitney, he looks just like his dad. ("A Bad Boy Christmas")

Scott thinks Mack is younger than B.J., but nobody is certain. ("A Bad Boy Christmas")

B.J.'s mom often doesn't recognize him, and as a result, will occasionally hit on him. He hates that. ("A Bad Boy Christmas")

B.J. believes in Santa Chuck, who comes every December 26 and gives you gifts if you ride in his van for 30 minutes. ("A Bad Boy Christmas")

### Childhood

B.J. was conceived on B.J. Hill, which is where a number of women hung out. That's where his name came from. ("Bad Boy Murder Mystery Part Two")

When B.J. was a kid, he would rob his neighbors and play with his uncle's gun. ("A Bad Boy Christmas")

B.J. was one third of a gay rapping boy band called Handsome, with his brothers (one of whom is Brian). The band never made it out of Cleveland. They perform at retirement homes and hospitals. Among their repertoire is "Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better". B.J. got caught kissing a girl, which he claims only happened one time when he was experimenting. The scandal of a member of a gay band kissing a girl got the band rainbow-listed (which is like black-listing, only gay). ("A Bad Boy Christmas") B.J. sang an improvised song in "Bad Boy's Porn Problem" as well.

When B.J. was a kid, his cousin Jim hid his blankie, so B.J. roofied Jim, took him into the woods, and left him there. Jim was gone for two years, and when he finally came back, he'd forgotten how to speak English. B.J. regrets that Jim became famous because of that. ("Bad Boy's Porn Problem")

B.J. had to get a new blankie after that. It's never been the same. ("Bad Boy's Porn Problem") B.J. gets scared without his blanket. ("A Bad Boy Christmas")

When B.J. was a kid, Whitney filled their fridge with tin cans of water. She called them "cans of soup" and asked him and Jim to use their imaginations. ("Bad Delivery Boy")

### As an adult

B.J. thinks that furniture needs to have time to get used to a new home before it's okay to sit on it. ("Bad Boy's Porn Problem")

B.J. often brings a bag of candies with him. ("Bad Boy's Porn Problem")

B.J. is on a flyer telling people what happens when they don't use condoms. ("Bad Boy's Porn Problem")

B.J. is good at slipping roofies, hiding evidence, and eating candy. ("Bad Boy's Porn Problem")

One time, B.J. asked Chris Pine for an autograph. When B.J. took his pants off, suddenly Chris couldn't find a pen. ("Bad Boy's Porn Problem")

## Season 1

B.J. is squatting in a house with his mom, Whitney, where they hold a Christmas Party between the two of them and Scott. As Scott gets to know them, B.J. talks about having recently fallen out of singing turning down a job to rob Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Beverly Hills because it's too big, while sexting married men. As they talk, B.J. reveals he doesn't think his dad is dead, despite his mother's belief that he is. ("A Bad Boy Christmas")

B.J. starts following Scott after the Christmas party. ("Bad Boy's Porn Problem")

Scott runs into B.J., and asks him to help move him into his new house. B.J. agrees, happy to have a reason to talk to him. When done, B.J. talks to Scott about him getting hired to do a porn and isn't sure how to feel about it, so he talks to Scott. However, Scott thinks it's just product testing, since the job is to get lotioned up and then wait to see if he breaks out into hives. ("Bad Boy's Porn Problem")

After helping Scott move in, B.J. tells his mom where Scott lives. This leads her to squatting next door, and sending Jim in to steal food from Scott. ("Bad Delivery Boy")

B.J. goes over to Scott's place to find out why there's a video of his cousin, Jim, stripping in Scott's apartment. B.J. warns him that Jim can't be trusted. B.J. notices that Jim is still there even though Scott thought he left, leading to the two getting into a fight. When Scott's date, Brian arrives and mistakes the fight for a threesome, he and Jim apologize to Scott for ruining his date before watching a movie together. ("Bad Boy Date Night")

B.J. comes across Scott in a writing session at the LGBT Center with Jamila, and hangs around mistaking it for therapy. He reveals he's thinking about moving back to Indiana. At the end of the session, Jamila helps him realize he's doing okay for himself. ("Bad Boy's Group Session")

B.J,, having gotten a call from an executor about Paul's will, decides to host the will reading at Scott's place. After the "executor" faints and B.J. points out that the will was fake, leading Scott to realize the "executor" is Calista in disguise. Jim, Whitney, Scott, and he then debate over who might've actually murdered Paul, with B.J. having to prove his innocence while accusing Jim. Once Calista and Whitney pass out from the drugged casserole, for real, he, Jim, and Scott leave their unconscious bodies outside. ("Bad Rich Boy")

B.J., having ridden along with Scott and Jim to a meeting with Scott's agent, decides he'll try to pitch a script about his time in Handsome. Once his pitch gets interrupted by Roderick and Jim keeps throwing out ideas for what to do with his own movie, he and Jim have a lap-dance off which ends with B.J. as the loser before storming off. ("Bad Go-Go Boy")

## Characteristics

B.J. has trouble with lists. Examples include:

* "A, I'd be awesome at it, obviously. And G, I just want my family to be proud." ("Bad Boy's Porn Problem")

## Character Trivia

* According to his mother, Whitney, he looks just like his dad. ("A Bad Boy Christmas")
* Scott thinks Mack is younger than B.J., but nobody is certain. ("A Bad Boy Christmas")
* B.J. believes in Santa Chuck, who comes every December 26 and gives you gifts if you ride in his van for 30 minutes. ("A Bad Boy Christmas")
* B.J. thinks that furniture needs to have time to get used to a new home before it's okay to sit on it. ("Bad Boy's Porn Problem")
* B.J. often brings a bag of candies, M&Ms with him. ("Bad Boy's Porn Problem")
* B.J. is on a flyer telling people what happens when they don't use condoms. ("Bad Boy's Porn Problem")
* B.J. is good at slipping roofies, hiding evidence, and eating candy. ("Bad Boy's Porn Problem")
* One time, B.J. asked Chris Pine for an autograph. When B.J. took his pants off, suddenly Chris couldn't find a pen. ("Bad Boy's Porn Problem")
* B.J. loves chocolate. ("Bad Boy's Group Session")
* B.J. is lactose intolerant. ("Bad Boy's Group Session")
* According Jim, B.J. is jealous that Jim is a Gryffindor while he is a Hufflepuff. ("Bad Nurse Boy")
* B.J. likes M&M's in his casserole ("Bad Rich Boy")
* B.J.'s name comes from his mom's favorite thing to do, eat at B&J's Pizza Restaurant. ("Bad Boy's Big Break")

## Behind the Scenes

* B.J. was originally created to take the place of Mack, but creator Artie felt that the two characters were too different for it to work. This resulted in the introduction of Jim.

## Appearances

* "A Bad Boy Christmas"
* "Bad Boy's Porn Problem"
* "Bad Boy Date Night"
* "Bad Boy's Group Session"
* "Bad Rich Boy"