Naargo's Marketplace

## ***Jane's Artistry Alcove***

Welcome to me non-commital art stall! In here, I write stories an' make drawings, but I do not follow a queue and may not make everything requested. Instead, you give me ideas, and if I feel inspired, I will make it for you.

### ***Wares***

*Short Stories - 1 BB per word* Isla stories about whatever and whoever you request, up to a few hundred words long.

*Drawings - 10 BB per minute* Drawings of whatever and whoever you want. I prefer beasties and quite suck at people. The more detailed (colour, background, etc.), the more time it'll take and the more expensive it gets.

*Doodles - 100 BB* A small, simple doodle about anything you like.

*Yarrquotes - 150 BB* A yarrquote written for you about anything you like. NOTE: You have to take this quote to Loremaster Binkie for approval yourself, I give no guarantees.

## ***Davy’s Details***

I’ve always appreciated random trivia, so now I sell it!

### ***Wares***

50 per fact, and 100 for 3 facts

You can request a topic for the fact(s) if you want

## ***Scurvy’s Stories***

I ‘ave been around ‘ere since the dawn o’ time, me noggin be full o’ facts n’ stories! I sell precious information about the isle, such as stories, events, and facts about older members (no gossip!).

### ***Wares***

**Ask me something about th’ isle 50** I’ll tell ye something random about th’ isle

**Ask fer a short story 140** I’ll tell ye a little story bout th’ isle (~3 sentences)

**Long story 250** A longer story then th’ other ones (~7 sentences)

**Random Facts About the Isle 250** This un be expensive because I can’t be throwin away all me facts

**Cat Pictures 70** Original pictures of my cats

*(everything is subject to change)*

## ***Scourge's Sayings***

### ***Wares***

Members of isle:

**1 quote from the QuoteBook™️**

**100** **2 quotes from the QuoteBook™️**

**250** People outside the isle: **1 quote**

**150** **2 quotes - 350** (prices like that because i like money)

Note: Specify whether I should send it privately or publicly. You can ask for context for the quotes.

***PHOTOSHOP*** Each shitty scourge edit will be handmade by scourge on photoshop

**Each edit - 150**

## ***The Skelly Shack***

I BE BACK... FER THA 3RD TIME!!

Welcome to me shack, we sell all things spooky, and all things normal.

---Most items are 225 for Skeletons.

--If its 300db+ then its 275 for skeletons.

-If the items is below 225, it will cost 175db for skeletons.

If its below 175db, then its free.

The skeleton discounts are only for anyone who has been cursed by Davy, even if you are not in the Galleon you can get the discount.

**Jokes**-----

The Notorious Skelly Pun: 175

Dad Joke: 5

Corny Joke: 10

Lord Eye, Eye Puns: 225 (please dont hurt me again)

Joke of specific type: 250

**"Art"**-----

Art from a 5 year old: 10 (NOTE; This item isn't actual art, it's just scribbles and random things like stick-men.)

Skeleton Art: 125 (Note: this wont be free for Skeletons)

Okay Art: 150 (i'll actually spend time on the drawing, it may take a day or two to arrive.)

Best art I can make: 300

**Edits**-----

Skelly Edits: 325

Cursed/Meme Skelly Edit's: 350

Custom Image Edit: 350

Custom Meme Edit: 375

-----**Reviews**-----

"The service was quick, accommodating, and pleasant. Even though I made a mistake in my payment, Matthew quickly accounted for it and delivered three jokes that made me smile. Please be sure to visit the shack, as he definitely deserves the business."

- @Jack Matey

"Matt be a grand lad, and his wares be grander. Quick, polite (fer a skelly) and a funny lad. Recommend folks te spend their dubloons if they 'ave em te spare."

- @Bruford "One Eye"

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