I'm Back Bitches

**I'm Back Bitches** is the sixth episode of Season 1A of *The Family*, and the sixth episode overall. It was released on December 11, 2015 - read it here:

## Main cast

* Queen Steph as Steph
* Mandy Fitzpatrick as Criminal
* Tomdy as Tomdy
* Jessica Alba as Jessica
* Idekmandy as Mandy
* Melanie Martinez as Isabela
* Lentimassu as Lenti
* Victoria Smurfit as Claire

## Recurring cast

* Ricardo8a as Ricky
* Ulises Colina as Ulises
* NanoPower512 as Nano
* Deneen Tyler as Shondell Hemphill

## Episode

Part #1

Sally: Nimbus, its 8 o’clock where the fuck is Criminal

Nimbus: I dunno wheres Penny

Penny: Here Criminal’s coming

Criminal: Now is the plan in action

All the dogs: Yes

*On a cliff*

Jessica: I just have had enough with all of this shit Tom

Tom: What

Jessica: Im going back and leaving you here

Tom: No Jessica

*Mandy is in*
a bush

Mandy: Yes bitch come this way

*Mandy jumps*
out of the bush and grabs Jessica

Jessica: AGH NO PLEASE DONT

Mandy: Hahaha die bitch,

*Mandy grabs*
a knife and slits Jessicas throat

Tom: JESSICA, JESSICA

Tom: where did she go

At the house

Doorbell: Ding dong ding dong

Steph: SHUT THE FUCK UP

*Steph opens*
the door

Steph: What no, don’t don’t go away you should be dead

Ricardo: I guess not

Criminal: Hi Ricardo

Ricardo: Move bitch, wheres bela

Criminal: In hell, whats it to you

Ricardo: Shut up and MOVE I SAID

Steph: Ricardo why are you here

Bela: OMG YOU SHOULD BE DEAD WTF RICARDO

Bela: Your crazy, Bye

Steph: Okay okay calm down

Criminal: These bitches will pay

Steph: Whats that??

Criminal: Nothing

*In hell*

Bela: Ricardo needs to die ugh.

At home

Criminal: Hey Ulises, wheres lenti

Ulies: Lenti a what now??? Eh whos he

Criminal: Never mind

*In The*
Kitchen

Lenti: Hello Criminal

Criminal: Shush Lenti I know everything, now shut up or Ill
kill you.

Lenti: ?? Okay

Criminal: Now you need to help me

Lenti: With what

*Criminal*
whispers into Lentis ear

Lenti: Hahha yes yes yes

*In a bar*

Claire: Refill now

Bela: I knew I would find you here, now Claire help me

*Under a Christmas tree*

Ricardo: Ffs wheres tom

Tom: Here wheres Jessica

Ricardo: Dont care, and don’t know

Ricardo: I need your help

Tom: With what

Ricardo: Murder

*Dinner*

Bela: Hello

Criminal: Hello

Claire: Hello

Mandy: IM BUSY LETS JUST EAT

Steph: Okay okay everyone.

Criminal: Everyone shut up I have an announcement

Lenti: We bought dogs

Bela: WHAT?? ARE YOU ON DRUGS?? WE HAVE A CAT

Nimbus: What cat

Dodo: Ratchet ass hoe

Sally: HAH LOL YOUR NAME IS LIKE DILDO

Penny: Shut up Sally atleast its not fat

Sally: ...

BELA: OMG IM SO PISSED

Criminal: Whatever

Steph: Omg this isn’t a zoo

Mandy: I think they are lovely

Criminal: Well this is Sally, and penny, and this is Nimbus

Lenti: Ye....

Criminal: Shush Lenti Kitchen now

*In the*
kitchen

Sally: Okay lets go

Penny: Must we do this

Nimbus: Yes

Dodo: Omg you gonna kill

Criminal: Crap the cat knows

*Lenti grabs*
a gun and shoots the cat

Criminal: Okay lets go

Criminal: Lenti don’t forgot the special ingredient

Lenti: I know

*Dinner*

Steph: Its lovely your making dinner, what is it

Criminal: Chicken from KFC

Steph: Oh

Criminal: Tuck in

Criminal under his breath: Especially you steph

Steph: cough cough

Criminal: Are you okay

Bela: what the fuck steph your coughing blood

Steph: HAH LOL GULLIBLE BITCH

Bela: Bitc...

Mandy: Okay everyone lets calm down, Ill go get nicer food

Mandy: No Offense Criminal

Criminal: None taken

*Everyone*
hears a scream in the background

Criminal: what the fuck, MANDY ARE YOU OKAY

Mandy: Help

Tom: I know you killed Jessica bitch

Mandy: SHES A BITCH, NOW PUT THAT AWAY

*Tom Charges*
at Mandy

*Criminal*
jumps in and gets stabbed

Tom: OMG CRIMINAL WHAT THE FUCK

Shondell Hemphill : Your under arrest

Tom: what the fuck no, no

Tom: Mandy should be under arrest, SHE KILLED JESSICA

Shondell Hemphill: Yeah come with us

Steph: Omg omg

Ricardo: TOM YOU CUNT YOU FAILED EVERYTHING

Ulises: I really don’t know why your here

PART #2

10 days later

*In prison*

Shondell Hemphill: Tom you’ve been released

Tom: Yes

Ricardo: Omg tom hurry up Criminal is dead

Tom: What

Ricardo: Yes Criminal is dead there holding his funeral today

*At the*
funeral

Priest: And thank you for that ceremony.

Steph: Tom is a cunt

Mandy: I know, that could have been me

Ulises: I know but Mandy, you did kill Jess

Mandy: I know But I don’t care

Bela: I’m gonna miss insulting her

*A huge*
breath comes from the coffin

*The coffin*
opens up

Mandy: OMG CRIMINAL YOUR ALIVE

*A Racoon*
comes out

Steph: OMG ITS A RACOON WTF

Ulises: agh

Bela: COOL

*Everyone*
runs around

Priest: Everyone out

*At Home*

Bela: Well.. it feels weird

Steph: Yeah

Mandy:Hmm

Ulises: Lets cook something

Nano: Hello

Ulises:Nano??

Mandy: Nano, Nano

Nano: Thats my name don’t wear it out

Steph: NO BEHIND YOU

***Nano gets stabbed***

Mandy: AGH AHH

Ricardo: So like my little suprsie

Mandy: What the fuck

Bela: Omfg no no

Claire: Back from the pub, what I miss

Bela: Claire, your wasted go to bed

Claire: Your right

Bela: Meh its just Nano, Ill bring him to hell

Bela: Bye

Steph: I have to get used to this

Ricardo: Oh you do Steph

Steph: Ricardo just go away

*On a*
waterfall

Lenti: Fuck, fuck fuck Criminal you idiot

Lenti: You got yourself killed you idiot

*The Next*
Day

*In a*
swimming pool

Bela: Why are we here

Child: Help me help

Bela: Oh look a child drowning

Steph: BELA WHAT THE FUCK

*The child*
drowns

Steph: Is he dead

Mandy: Nooo

Christy: Kyle NO NO

Steph: Lets go

Bela: No look over there

*Behind a*
palm tree they see a cloak

Mandy: Lets see it

Tom: Dont think you should

Mandy: Tom go away you killed our friend

Bela: Yeah meh you killed someone

Steph: Ulises, Ulises

*On the*
celing there is a rope with Ulises in

Ulises: Help, Help me

Steph: ULISES NO

*Ulises*
falls and gets hung

Bela: Steph hurry up

Steph: ULIES IS DEAD

Bela: LOOK THERES A BOMB ON IT

*BOOM*

*Everyone*
screams