Mama Whoops (Jimmy Cooks Parody)

## Lyrics + Transcript

(Intro)

Parents awake and waiting on they kids, we ain’t going home

Parents awake and waiting on they kids, we ain’t going home!

Parents awake and waiting on they kids, we ain’t going home

Parents awake and waiting on they kids, we ain’t going home!

(Song instrumental starts)

Parents awake and waiting on they kids, we ain’t going home (Yeah, kids)

Parents awake and waiting on they kids, we ain’t going home! (Kids is the only thing we need)

Parents awake and waiting on they kids, we ain’t going home (I want them to go but they don’t wanna leave)

Parents awake and waiting on they kids, we ain’t going home! (Not paying rent but these whoopins free)

[Rewinds to go into a forest near a lake: All]

2 Hours Earlier:

I’m tired of my parents, man!

Yeah!

I’m tired of ‘em!

Yeah!!

We ain’t gotta take this!

No!!!

We gon’ rebel!

YEAH!!

And if something goes wrong, listen up! I made a raft! Yeah, take a look! \*shows a small raft\*

That’s gon’ fit all of us?

If things don’t work out, we gon’ shoot a flare, come out here, it’s gon’ work.

We gon- we gon take it, and we gon- look look look look!

\*Kyle hears bushes moving\*

Wait, did y’all hear that?

Ye- Bro, it ain’t nothing over there! You trippin’! Stop messing up the vibe!

Alright, bro.

Now back to what I was saying. -Worse come to worst, we’ll take that raft, go to that island, make life over there, make our own rules, and be our own parents!

WHO’S WITH ME?!

\*Kyle’s brother and Dtay’s brother overhearing\*

My parents aren’t even gonna see this coming, bro!

That’s what I’m saying, who gon’ tell ‘em?

I don’t know about this…

Yeah!

Yeah… YEAH!!!

\*Kyle’s brother and Dtay’s brother hide again\*

\*Dtay shakes hands with all of his friends\*

LET’S REBEL!!!

AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

(Intro again)

Parents awake and waiting on they kids, we ain’t going home

Parents awake and waiting on they kids, we ain’t going home!

Parents awake and waiting on they kids, we ain’t going home

Parents awake and waiting on they kids, we ain’t going home!

Parents awake and waiting on they kids, we ain’t going home (Yeah, kids)

Parents awake and waiting on they kids, we ain’t going home! (Kids is the only thing we need)

Parents awake and waiting on they kids, we ain’t going home (I want them to go but they don’t wanna leave)

Parents awake and waiting on they kids, we ain’t going home! (Not paying rent but these whoopins free)

[Verse 1]

Pluckin children bro got the gang now we in mama mode

We gon show they can’t rebel to mamas you already know

Gon wish this you didn’t start, we ain’t worried though

Get the right and left side, I got middle fasho

Let’s split up meet at the spot GO!

We ain’t stressin’ ‘bout these kids, where they gon go

If we get caught, them whoopins hittin different bro

Stop not getting in trouble, see the woods?

Let’s hide there fasho

I know a spot that’s mad safe, let’s hide up in the store

Kids think they slick mane let’s go and bring ‘em home

Imma hide inside this thing and stay, won’t see my head or toe

Everybody’s safe now, time to crack the code

Bust down everything our favorite children told

How’d they find out? I figured, our snitchin lil bros

Climbing this you think they could?

Bro how’d they even know? Goin home, I think you should, let’s have a public show

Aye gotta throw a party for the mamas, neighbors gon think it’s July 4th let’s celebrate sumn

Rest In Peace, goodbye me

Hello, whatchu doin? Nothin

Plan B is the final op, all the kids running

Aye gotta throw a party for the mamas, neighbors gon think it’s July 4th let’s celebrate sumn

Plan B is the final op, all the kids running, this raft should’ve been bigger

[Chorus]

Aye gotta throw a party for the mamas, neighbors gon think it’s July 4th let’s celebrate sumn

Rest In Peace, y’all too kings, nowhere left for running

Matter of time before they find us, if they do bro you know they gon

[Verse 2]

Whoopiiiiiiiiiiins

Spin the belt twice, disrespect, you get the pops, smack the backside of his head where it arch

D A D 4L we come out when they go off

Big Skecher, he came with a tone but he left with a clencher

Let yo mama drive while I whoop team effort

Askin all them questions but ain’t ask em this semester

I asked your crush if failing made you cute, it ain’t impress her

I be with my belt like you be with your parent testers, don’t test me! Talkin back, this belt does too, let’s conversate together

All the rules you break prolly how you beat me in checkers

Now give your phone and game, you’re not fair! Nope I’m Papa Exum

I said my name’s Papa Exum

I said my name i-

These pops for life, came with a switch

If I was you kids I would’ve stopped and read the script

Put your hands in the air, it’s a stickuuup

I say it twice can’t say it nice don’t try to clench uuup

If you standin on a lie better snitch uuup

This Dad’s Plan whatchu thought better look uuup

Fell in love and fear with mama so I listeeened

How I treat you and treat your brother there’s no difference

Yeah your pops snaps & cracks at home we don’t need thiiis

Don’t know Facebook so I’m not your little frizzieend

Last kid that tried to leave got croc’d running

How you trying to come get fresh with me but you musty

He asked me “am I in trouble?” I said come and trust me

Dodged that croc 20 times, dang that brother lucky!

Dang that brother lucky!

[Chorus]

Aye gotta throw a party for the mamas, neighbors gon think it’s July 4th let’s celebrate sumn

Rest In Peace, y’all too kings

Hello, whatchu doin? Nothin

Plan B is the final op, all the kids running

[Outro]

Kids running, kids running, kids running, kids running

Plan B is the final op, all the kids running, kids running, kids running, kids running