I Try to Explain Egyptian Mythology

**I Try to Explain Egyptain Mythology** is the 1st episode of Jake Doubleyoo's series Greek Mythology and the 11th episode of his Mythologies series overall.

## Synopsis

*Hey look I'm finally doing Egyptian myths like the story of how Atum emerged from Nun and created the world and the death of Osiris and the contendings of Horus and Set and can you tell I'm just trying to put as many relevant Egyptian Mythology keywords I can think of in this description for SEO purposes?*

## Plot

After doing his normal asking the viewers if they want to see something that they are about to see about a religion Jake Doubleyoo gets started on it.

In the universe it started out with only water and some snakes and frogs in the water, then a guy named Atum decided he wanted to exist and so hatched himself out of an egg and made some land to live on. Eventually Atum got lonely being the only person on his island and sneezed out to children named Snu and Tefnut and the 3 lived together for a while on the island until Snu and Tefnut accidentally fell off the island. Atum was so saddened by this he sent his eye to go look for them and when they returned he was so happy he cried out an entire population. Eventually Snu and Tefnut fell in love and had 2 children named Geb who represented the earth and Nut who represented the sky who also fell in love and had 3 kids named Osiris, Set, Isis, and Nephthys. Snu eventually realized that inbreeding is bad and so took it upon himself to stop his children from mating with each other, Atum then changed his body and his name to Ra.

Ra noticed that the humans needed help and so decided to help them out which he did a good job at doing, however many humans disrespected Ra who he sent out Sekhmet to straighten the humans out which she did by killing half their population. Sekhmet began going a little too far unfortunately so Ra intervened by giving her some beer that had red food coloring in it making her think it was the blood of her enemies and she got so drunk she fell asleep. After doing that Ra decided he didn't want to be in charge of anything anymore and decided to retire, he also decided to fight serpents and go sailing around the world. Osiris being Ra's favorite grandson was chosen to be in charge and so he taught the humans to eat food like bread instead of flesh and people loved it and he was labeled the best god ever which his brother Set didn't like so he set up a party and tricked his brother into getting trapped in stone. Set then through the box made of stone into the ocean and all the gods didn't question it except for Isis who was in love with her brother and didn't want him to drown so she back searching for the box.

She eventually found the box under a tree but didn't get to mourn her brother because Set being a jerk decided to chop Osiris into pieces and scatter them all over the place. Isis eventually found all of Osiris' pieces and put them back together and revived him, Isis informed Osiris that they didn't have long left together so being that the brother and sister were very much in love they mated before Osiris died again. After dying Osiris went to the afterlife, meanwhile Set was still in charge despite being mean to everyone but little did he know that Isis had gotten pregnant from her incest mating with Osiris and so gave birth to her and Osiris' son Horus. Horus was at first weak dude to being an inbred child and so needed a lot of attention from his mother and her friends as to not die but eventually grew to be strong and healthy and challenged Set to the thrown. Set brought up his claim that due to him cheating to get to be ruler that he fairly got the rights and should keep them, but Horus argued that he was double royalty by being an inbred prince. One of the gods came up with the idea of democracy but all the other refused it so the challenge between Set and Horus was agreed to, as expected Horus won which Set was at first bummed about until he hung out with his great grandfather Ra fighting sea serpents.

Eventually Horus decided being a rule of all things was boring and so gave up his position to his friend Thoth who immediately gave up on democracy after being chosen. After a while Thoth also found ruling boring and so gave a special chosen human the power to be a king and the humans began building a lot of thinks including one of the cat gods.

## Characters

* Atum/Ra(debut)
* Snu(debut)
* Tefnut(debut)
* Geb(debut)
* Nut(debut)
* Osiris(debut)
* Set(debut)
* Isis(debut)
* Nephthys(debut)
* Sekhmet(debut)
* Apophis(debut)
* Bast(debut)
* Bes(debut)
* Thoth(debut)
* Hathor(debut)
* Anubis(debut)
* Hapy(debut)
* Horus(debut)
* Narmer/Menes(debut)
* Khafre(debut;sphinx form)