Duerdye

**Duerdye** is a kenku rogue, notable primarily for investigating the destruction of Vessel.

## Powers and Abilities

### The Bag

Duerdye's most recognizable item was a Bag of Holding, within which were at least 100 unique items that were accessed totally at random. They were as follows:

1. A brick Duerdye picked up the morning after a riot.
2. A teddy bear. By bear I mean bugbear.
3. A flower pot. A dead orchid is still inside it.
4. A box of raisins.
5. A bowling ball.
6. An empty box of raisins.
7. A handful of glass shards from when Duerdye threw a windowpane into the bag.
8. A takeout container from Duerdye's favorite restaurant, Mingus's. Mingus is the only recorded flumph chef.
9. A rather heavy book filled with false prophecies Duerdye's heard over the years.
10. A counterfeit, plastic bar of "gold." Somewhat convincing, until you get hit with it.
11. An umbrella with a sharpened tip. Duerdye used it to practice whittling.
12. An empty bottle of water.
13. A walking stick belonging to a (now very unhappy) blind man.
14. A business card for the Jaundice Railroad Company.
15. A railroad spike stolen from a museum about the Lightclaiming.
16. A roll of toilet paper.
17. A bottle of champagne. It's labeled "Known for French Excellence." Nobody knows what the word "French" means.
18. A few ice cubes. In hot environments, a handful of water.
19. A disarmed, but pretty heavy, handheld bomb.
20. Nothin'.
21. Some bloody nails taken from an operating table.
22. A rubber duck.
23. Bone hurting juice. You don't want to know where Duerdye got it.
24. A very crumpled hat.
25. The metal lid of a trashcan.
26. A child's toy shuriken.
27. A bar of very poorly made iron.
28. An egg. From what kind of bird? Can't tell.
29. A pineapple, very moldy.
30. A baseball with an entirely unreadable autograph on it.
31. A very nice doorknob which Duerdye screwed out of a target's house.
32. A smaller bag filled with bottlecaps.
33. A steel boot. Whose idea was this?
34. A dead lightbulb.
35. Four switchblades taped together.
36. 1d4 dead batteries of various types.
37. A metal dowsing rod Duerdye once used as part of a disguise.
38. Broken time travel machine.
39. A lawnmower blade.
40. A plastic bag of drywall chips.
41. 1d10 pieces of very, very hard candy.
42. An open bottle of glue. So THAT'S why some of the stuff in the bag is so sticky...
43. A stapler. No staples in it, but it's still rather hefty.
44. A stink bomb that Duerdye made while drunk.
45. A meat cleaver.
46. A bouquet of flowers. The flowers are plastic.
47. A metal miniature dumpster filled with dirt.
48. A wadded up ball of paper. Some very poor doodles are on it.
49. A football trophy from 30 years ago.
50. A handful of legos.
51. A nine iron.
52. A box of latex gloves.
53. A t-shirt cannon. Not fired, just thrown.
54. A makeup kit. It looks like some of it has been eaten?
55. A weighted juggling ball.
56. A plastic bag filled with slime. Fun to play with.
57. A jar of jelly.
58. A jar of peanut butter, mostly eaten.
59. A cheese grater.
60. A flyswatter.
61. The empty tray of a cash register.
62. A rotten tomato.
63. A metal water bottle.
64. A fidget cube.
65. A handful of very sharp pencils.
66. A fidget spinner.
67. A fidget spinner with knives taped to it.
68. A table from a train.
69. A shovel.
70. A cowboy hat.
71. A very heavy padlock (key not included).
72. The key to the aforementioned padlock.
73. Half a guard's body.
74. A ball of yarn.
75. An unopened paint can.
76. A packet of seeds with the label blotted out.
77. A pitchfork.
78. A candle whose wick has been burnt up.
79. A microscope.
80. Half of a stick of butter.
81. A jar of paper clips.
82. Leftovers from the last thing Duerdye ate.
83. A magic 8 ball that's very rude.
84. A framed drawing of a crow.
85. The disembodied, sharpened antler of an elk.
86. A file of criminal records on someone named Malachi.
87. A kettle.
88. Divorce papers. All names and locations have been censored.
89. A tire iron.
90. A paintbrush.
91. A lamp missing a lightbulb.
92. A small notebook with a stab through it.
93. A very expensive plate stolen from an Elven dinner party.
94. A tin of Altoids which has been filled with oddly-shaped dice.
95. The blood-covered leg of a chair. Duerdye found it in its current state while exploring in the woods.
96. Steel wool.
97. A single arrow. Someone's detached, decomposing finger is in the middle of the shaft.
98. Sand.
99. Another bag full of garbage.
100. Exactly what is needed in the current situation.