The Nowhere Men

A Nowhere Man is the mythos of a rogue which has influenced certain areas of culture, and pops up almost simultaneously in different spots. Essentially, a rogue which has never been caught. If you encounter one you usually don't survive to tell the tale.

## Members

### Rhiannon

A Nowhere Man and past associate of Randy. She is a tall half elf woman with long dark brown hair that swoops silhouetted in the setting sun wearing tight fitting outfit: white shirt, black slacks, skinny tie, and a mask with circular eyes and a C-shaped nose. Attempts to rob our bards caravan in episode 8, which leads to a lengthy battle, at the end of which she loses two of her fingers - the index and middle of her left hand. Yashee keeps these in a little ziplock bag for preservation.

When Raz’ul casts thunder wave, her mask flies off along with her hair being blown up revealing bad scarring. She later appears at Strumlotts in episode 33, riding the bassoon elevator up with only her boots showing to the bards. When the bards return to their dorm in episode 36, they return to chaos with several items stolen including Rhiannon’s middle finger, Yashee’s spoon collection, Raz’ul’s potpourri  and written on the ceiling “I want my other finger back”.

In episode 39, Rhiannon is craving symbols in a quarterstaff, one being revenge and heading towards the Hemp Hills.

In episode 48, Rhiannon had knocked out Randy while under the guise James Vandersneak. She didn’t kill him because The Nowhere Man had stuck a deal with the cult.

In episode 50, Chaos Sauce scried on her being scolded by Rowan, the leader of the Nowhere Man on her failed attempts to track down Randy and retrieve the phylactery.

Her current whereabouts are unknown but we know she’s hunting Randy down for the phylactery containing Eddie and Delia

**Doctor the Patient**

A Nowhere Man and a cleric of Modulus. Appears in the Hemp Hills in episode 41 to persuade Randy to follow him to a safe house nearby. Randy refuses which leads into a fight that ends with Eddie transporting Randy, Raz’ul, Yashee, Lydia, Doyle, and Corrine to the Ethereal Plane.

**Mr. Kite**

A Nowhere Man that works under the alias Alister Goggins, a traveling dwarf merchant that has the scent of salty air, eyes like gold coins, and his hair is like red onyx with white hairs. He first approached Chaos Sauce in episode 62 after their first performance under their temporary band name “Lawful Broth”, he asks if they’re going to Rockdeep and tries to become business associates. In episode 63, he briefly speaks with Chaos Sauce while on the Home Road to Rockdeep which leads to a conversation with Randy after Randy notices the Nowhere Man symbol on the back of his cart. Randy explains that Rhiannon and Doctor the Patient are after him and half of the phylactery is gone. Mr. Kite later becomes an ally and assists Chaos Sauce in checking on the Harmonium but is later arrested and released in episode 68.5. His current whereabouts are unknown.

**James Vandersneak**

A famous high elf thief who is later revealed to be a Nowhere Man in episode 36 when Rhiannon breaks into the Chaos Sauce dorm and draws a mask on Yashee’s James Vandersneak poster. He first appears in episode 45 doing a conference in front of Sycaro(?) Bank in Sundance. It is revealed that James Vandersneak may have a monkey tail as of episode 71. Yashee has a poster of him in her dorm room.

**Rowan**

The leader of the Nowhere Man. There’s not that much intel on him minus he’s the leader of The Nowhere Man, he was scolding Rhiannon when the bards were scrying on her in episode 50, and he never removes his mask. Mr. Kite said that him and Randy are similar in approaching theft.