Motor Knight

MotorKnight's iconic vacant stare.

### Also Known As

MotorKnife, Helmet guy, The Time runner, Trevor, (name shadar kai lady gave him),The great halfling punter,

## Personal Information

### Connections

Crusaders of the truth, Lux Aterna, N, Unkown Adventurers, Blade Legion

## Stats

### Level

20

MotorKnight Is a hero appearing in the Crusaders campaign. He is one of the Original members of the Crusaders. MotorKnight is a skilled warrior and master Swordsman with an extensive arsenal of rare and powerful weaponry and techniques. He leads Blade Legion, a large private army

## **Description**

### **Appearance**

Motor knight is tall and fit. A lifetime of fighting has earned him an exceptionally muscular build and plenty of scars to show for it. He is an imposing figure standing in at 6'3" 245 Lbs. He has pale skin and dark brown hair styled similarly to Venom Snake. On the back of his neck obscured by his hair is a strange tattoo of thin lines as well as another on his left shoulder of patterned squares. Scattered across his body is a collection of scars from numerous fights, battles, wars, and the occasional drunken mishap. The one above his left eye is from a sword duel and the one on his right cheek is from a stray fish hook. MotorKnight wears a custom set of black leather and steel armour, The champions belt, a pair of light blue Canvas shoes, and his signature racing helmet.

Motorknight has worn a number of other outfits including;  A pink spandex suit and a paper bag mask for fighting in arenas, A three-piece suit and his helmet for formal occasions, A full cloak for crime purposes, and a set of "burner" armour for going incognito.

### **Personality**

MotorKnight is an up-beat guy with a good sense of humor and easily gets along with most people. Should the need arise he is able to become very intimidating. Despite his sordid past, MotorKnight will always try to do the right thing even if his methods of doing so aren't pretty. Being an experienced warrior he is very level headed and collected in dangerous situations, which unfortunately leads him to be rather over confident in his abilities. Although not entirely reckless, MotorKnight seems almost ignorant to danger. This has resulted in repeatedly taking risks typically working out well and earning himself momentary heroic triumph, but occasionally no so well, becoming injured, being captured, momentarily dying, etc. High risk, high reward. Only recently has he become a bit more contemplative of his actions. He keeps any problems to himself and is very secretive about his personal life, and even more so about his past.

## **Biography**

### **background**

A man from a different time arrived on Deluna years ago. He emerged from the ashes of his crashed vessel, expecting a barren wasteland to sustain him for however long until he was rescued or perished. What he found instead was a place full of life and beauty and now saw his situation not as a curse, but as a chance at redemption. Abandoning the horrors of his past he vowed this time to fight not for monetary gain or blood lust, but instead to oppose the evils he once served. Re-birthed, the mercenary christened himself a name of champions, swiftly setting to work. This man would come to be known as Motor Knight, the time runner. see ProtoKnight

## **Story**

### **Pre Story arc event (Arc 0) (Age 22)**

Six months before The Doom Snail saga MotorKnight crash landed his spacecraft in the north eastern part of Mundus Memia Late at night. The only things surviving were himself, his dirt bike and helmet, and the ships survival kit. When the rations ran out he ventured out into the wild and discovered a small village. When he finally made contact by some divine providence he and villagers spoke the same language and they informed him that a group of bandits nearby were giving them trouble. In exchange for scaring them off the village would share some of their food with Him. MotorKnight accepted the job and he was given an old sword to use as he had no weapons of his own. MotorKnight struggled to clear out the bandit encampment as he is still used to using firearms and not yet accustomed to martial weapons. with a bit of luck he manages to neutralize all the bandits and barely leave with his life. on the way out he loots a suit of leather armor and some weapons. When he returned the village held a celebration and the next morning he returns to his ship, dawning his armor and helmet he decides his life as an adventurer has begun. For the next few months MotorKnight would travel around Mundus Memia collecting bounties and doing odd jobs for local towns or villages. On one such occasion he met The Scarlet Archer, a dragonborn skilled with a bow who wore an all red tunic and cloak. The two would hit it off and agree to work together to take down a gaggle of thieves in the nearby forest. MotorKnight and Scarlet Archer would travel together for many months, becoming romantically involved along the way and traveling most of Mundas Memia hunting bandits, golbins, and other neredowellers. The two would part ways however as Scarlet was summoned back to her home country by her noble family and the couple agreed it was best to break up. Sometime later MotorKnight finds his way to a tavern and begins to drink his feelings away unknowing that his next adventure would soon find him in that very same bar.

### **The Doom snail saga (Arc 1) (Age 22)**

Motorknight was originally introduced as a drunkard in a tavern. After punting a halfling into orbit and being kicked out of a tavern he joined forces with Jook Nukem, TV Wizard, and Rodney Rune. The quartet traveled together doing various quests for people, resulting in several misadventures and solidifying their relationships.

After the team escorted a child back to a king, Motor Knight was arrested by space police officers taking him into custody over his past crimes. Motor Knight was taken to intergalactic court and with the help of [that cleric lady] ended up winning the case and is returned to Deluna. Upon reuniting with the party he was introduced to Paladin, Daniel Taure, who had replaced him during his absence and the two began their rivalry shortly after. Some time later the party encounters more aliens, this time however they are friendly and equip MotorKnight with powerful energy weapons.

While adventuring Motor Knight and Jook robbed a small bank, however Motor Knight was found out by Daniel he returned his stolen funds. Motor Knight and Jook where then Kidnapped by the rat mafia. The team then embarks on a dungeon crawl, where MotorKnight became a religious figure to a cult of rats. At a festival Motor Knight entered himself along with Daniel into a pit fighting contest, and ended up coming 1st place. They return to the kings abode and settle in for a long nights rest, until assassins infiltrate the castle and attack the party in the twilight. Wearing only his helmet and undergarments Motor Knight T-pose flips off a balcony and fends of several attackers.

The party then leads an attacking army against Lord Pruflas AKA the DoomSnail, and his legion of orcs. Motor Knight inspires his comrades by somehow doing a wheelie on his horse. The gang gets trapped in the castle and is surrounded by orcs. Motor Knight gives Daniel a grenade which he turns into a "holy-hand grenade" and rebounds it back at a group of orcs after Daniel flubs up the throw. After being surrounded by more orcs and are trapped in an orb of protection, TV Wizard triumphantly shouts "TENSERS FLYING DISK" and the team soars above the hoard of orcs as Motor Knight drops yet another grenade on them. The party enters the chamber of the Doom snail. The battle is fought and the foe is defeated with Motor Knight landing the killing blow, slicing the tyrant straight in half with his laser sword and saving Daniel.

### **The riddle (Arc 2) (Age 22)**

MK and the guys head on over to Mt. Myres for reasons he can't remember because they got to busy fighting plants. Eventually they get to a tree house and MK finds a book with words in it. The crew keeps on keepin' on until they come across a hobgoblin stronghold. MK and Juke scale the outer wall and murderize a few dudes before sneaking through the courtyard and heading up into the captains room and kill him up. MK collects the Captains glaive and severed head before helping the rest of the party clear out the stragglers. The party recruits the last surviving hobgoblin, Taire and heads on towards their destination.

Dem boys finally make it to Tolkien Town and attempt to ascend to the summit of Mt. Myres using the towns airship, which is busted to they stay in town for a while and do various jobs. Upon realizing that the town was run by the mob MotorKnight and Juke decide that there is no harm in performing a small bank heist. The two sneak out late at night and enter the bank through its skylights, after a mishap involving a chandelier and the weight of MotorKnights various weaponry they end up sneaking into the vault. Inside the vault they meet a third robber, Arsene who helps them escape in exchange for a cut of the loot, which the two adventurers agree to. MotorKnight notices that Juke has taken a liking to their newfound ally. The three escape through the nearby sewer, tying up the remaining lose ends and manage to sneak back into the inn unnoticed, or so they thought. Daniel doesn't fully know if its them that did it but MotorKnight expertly evades his questioning and the duo are undetected.

While still in the city the town leader hears of their skills and asks them to assist in dealing with a demonic presence. After Doofus fails at seducing his assistant for the 80th time they join Boss and take on a hecatonchires. His mighty laser sword drawn, MotorKnight bestows a thunderous blow unto the beast MotorKnight fucks up horribly and ends up healing the foe, who then proceeds to straight up flat-line MotorKnight in one hit. Eagerly awaiting an ultra-violent blood-soaked hellscape in which to slay demons for all eternity, MotorKnight is more than disappointed to find out hell is nothing more than a bureaucratic state of tedium and quiet misery. With his newfound Knowledge he leaves hell and rejoins the living mid battle. The team defeats the best and saves the airship pilot, who agrees to take them to the top of the mountain once the airship is repaired.

The team arrives at the top of the mountain and enters the dungeon. After snooping around inside for a few hours they finally find Rodney and get to the source of the undead spawn, who turns out to be their old friend TV Wizard, now corrupted. The CRT screen assailant summons a beholder and begins attacking the band of idiots in unison. Brushing off an attack directly from Tv Wizard MK witnesses Doofus's true power as he liquidizes the eyed beast, Tv Wizard falls soon after. After the battle Mushroom guy gets out of his crystal and tells the party they serve a greater purpose. The party then christens themselves "The Crusaders Of the Truth" and set off to fulfill their destiny... after fucking off for two years to just chill out or whatever.

### **Two years apart (Arc 2-B) (Ages 22-24)**

During his time away from the Crusaders Motor Knight joined Rodney on one of his tours, traveling from kingdom to kingdom playing rhythm guitar in his band. Afterwards MotorKnight went off on his own, Practicing his fighting techniques and partaking in thrilling adventures before running into none other than Scarlet Archer. Although awkward at first they once again adventured together making a point this time to only do so as friends. They would join up with fellow adventurers Kylene Malum, Krug, Lady Ranier, and Shel Warthug and would form a group known as [cool name i couldn't think of] with MotorKnight as the defacto leader. MotorKnight and Scarlet Archers platonic relationship would not last long and once again they would become romantically involved in secret from the others of the group. The five travel outside of Mundus Memia and get into adventures in its neighboring countries of Rontengon, Fortecstan, and Hanamura before going further north to Harnania and Este. The group would earn a small reputation as do-gooders during this time and their fame grew locally. After a bit of a falling out MotorKnight and Scarlet Archer once again break up and agree to go back to being friends and the five continue to adventure until MotorKnight receives a suspicious letter by courier, threatening horrible consequences if not followed. Fearing for his friends safety, MotorKnight heavy heartedly tells them that he is leaving the group as he must return to the Crusaders on his own. Ending his stint with his other pals MotorKnight returns to Phairpax.

### **Memoriae (Arc 3) ( Age 24)**

Renewed as a Blademaster, Motor Knight regroups with the Crusaders, meeting the newest members, Pirate Apollo Flint, and Gowther the barbarian. The now eight strong group is invited to attend the meeting of Lux Aterna, where those of power and influence gather to discuss matters of the greater good. The crusaders are honored guests at the meeting, having proved to the members of Lux Aterna to be capable team worthy of their attention. At the meeting several important things are discussed, however this is cut short by numerous interruptions from opposing individuals, such as Misere, the cult of rats, and a leprechaun sorcerer who casts a spell causing the entire meeting erupt into fisticuffs. After MotorKnight and Daniel physically put aside their differences, the crusaders go after the leprechaun and attempt beating it within a thread of its mortal life. Once outside however the Crusaders are greeted by a skeleton guy named Mr Bones who tells them he requires their help with something. The Crusaders agree and are led to a cave filled with strange machines, only Motor Knight recognizes the technology. The crusaders are hooked up to the machines and are told they are to live out the events of past adventurers so that they may gather knowledge and information about past events. Unlike the rest of the crusaders, Motor Knight plays as previous version of himself, one whom up until recently hes tried to forget.

Motor Knight reenacts his mercenary past. He re-lives the horrors hes witnessed through the heist, the war, the missions, the experiments, clear as day. His scattered memories align themselves and all becomes clear.

On completing all the missions the Crusaders are trapped in the simulation by its creator AINSLEY, who wishes to use their beings as a manifestation in the real world. He then explains if the conscience is killed in the simulation the body is left open for the taking. AINSLEY pushes the crusaders off a ledge in order to harvest their bodies, The crusaders manage to survive the fall all within their own means, AINSLEY'S assistant [name] sacrifices her life to save Motor Knight's. The crusaders scale back up the cliff and make it back to the grid. After sneaking into a town the Crusaders kill the guards in the town then commandeer the vehicles. After a brief driving lesson from Motor Knight, Apollo is able to drive the car carrying the remaining Crusaders while Doug and Motor Knight ride the motorcycles as they make their way to AINSLEY'S tower. They confront AINSLEY on the bridge, and after a brutal roasting they begin to attack the digital foe using the very weapons he's created. Upon being defeated AINSLEY the crusaders are sent back into the real world and find out they were targeted by assassins while in the simulation, and had it not been for Gowther and Doofus they would have been killed.

Now having fully remembered his past, Motor Knight regains and old ability of his; Shinigami, which grants him mastery and heightened skills when wielding certain bladed weapons, and access to a powerful technique "Soul blade". The following night however, Motor Knight receives a visitation from Mr.N in his dreams.

### **The Keep (Arc 4) (Age 24)**

The team is informed that several members of Lux Aterna have decided to sponsor the Crusaders for their efforts, and have began construction of a keep for them in the city of Pharepaix, Harnania. During the time it will take to build the keep, the Crusaders split up with Daniel, Jook, and Doofus going solo while the rest of the crusader accompany Apollo to his meeting of pirates. While at the island "Pirates Paradise" Motor Knight, along with his compatriots engage in debauchery such as heavy inebriation, throwing a bag of devouring onto a Sicarus ship, and commencing the legendary roast wave, before attending the pirates meeting. After hearing the proposed plans of the pirates on how to deal with the imposing Sicarus forces and enacting revenge on the organisation White sea, Motor Knight thinks up a plan that the pirates cannot refuse, involving slaughtering the Sicarus armada and striking a deal with those of white sea. Doug aids in Motor Knight's convincing of Captain Apollo's partners and to his discontent the pirates vote on MK's plan. On the way back to Apollo's ship the group is attacked by ninjas sent by Cinere, whom are ultimately defeated but the crusaders. right before he kills em, Growther is stopped by [old guy] who convinces them to take the assassin under their wing, so they do.

Finally having some downtime MotorKnight hangs around in Pharepaix with his comrades, engaging in a variety of miscellaneous activities. INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO; Going on a booze run with the boys, apprehending criminals, taking in underprivileged street kids, finally going out with Jenny, setting up a cage match between world leaders, meeting Genesis Valentine and General Stronghammer, Realizing Rodney might not be a womanizing buffoon, watching Daniel release a demon, messing around at Rodney's wedding, and watching Gowther die

The party's ongoing quest to locate the Elemental Rings eventually leads them to the air plane where they sneak into a dragons lair in order to retrieve one of the rings. When entering the lair the team deals with a large group of kobolds guarding the treasure by tricking the kobolds into believing their bags of holding are actually portable stores contained in a pocket dimension and suffocate all but one. The dragon returns its lair, forcing the Crusaders to hide. They inevitably are found out by the dragon and commence battling it. Doug ends up killing the dragon with his OP-ness before MK can land a hit, upsetting him somewhat. His spirits are lifted however when they realize they get to take the mountains of riches the dragon has collected. The party collects several thousand gold pieces and returns to the keep.

A few days after Rodney leaves they get a letter from him that he was tricked into a political marriage by his father. The party cleans itself up and attends the wedding, mostly to figure out whats going on with the silver bastard. After jumping out a few windows with Growther and Apollo, MK Joins Daniel in being bored to death during the ceremony. The two engage in playing cards and alcohol to pass the time, until being woke up by a noisy Blood knight. After the ceremony the team sneakifys into the dungeon of Rodney's father-in-laws castle to save the planet or whatever. they chill out with a sphinx and a rock dude and check out some crystals. The party notices some cave paintings depicting a familiar figure.The crew eventually makes it to the room containing the elemental ring after making their way through a trap-filled dungeon, in which Motor Knight sets off a trap and gets his ass handed to him by a [whatever the fuck that was i wasn't there] and his armour is ruined. The team retrives the ring and [some shit happens i wasn't there]. The party also trys killing a terrasque and attempts to defeat it before coming to their senses. MotorKnight hangs back in an attempt to save Alfonse but other party members beat him to it. The party retreats back to the portal but the terrasque follows, Growther sacrifices himself so the party has time to escape.

### **Para Bellum (Arc 5) (Age 25)**

The party returns to the keep where MotorKnight is greeted by his worried girlfriend, and proceeds to console her. He discards his now tarnished suit of armour and gets a tailor-made one crafted for him while the party plans to sneak back into [that place] to retrieve the elemental stone. Using disguises MK, Doug, Alphonse, and Doofus sneak into the dungeon and re-acquire the stone. The Crusaders then head into the wastelands in their quest to bring back the assassins whom had attacked them, meeting Devila and other powerful individuals along the way. Having found the components necessary they resurrect the assailants saving Neila.

Heading into the country of Este MotorKnight prepares for his upcoming fight with General Stronghammer by attending his meet and greet, where MotorKnight heckles him in disguise. The two meet face to face and a legendary fight unfolds, granted not how MotorKnight would have done it but hey, it was pretty sick in the end.

Following the defeat and execution of Stronghammer, the team moves onto Queen Alma and swiftly attacks her. The queen however proves to be more than a match for the Crusaders and collapses her tower on them and herself. After breaking a obelisk and nearly defeating Alma, a familiar face steps in and halts the fight. Mr.N appears and reveals that his deal with the queen had expired and that Doug was her rightful killer. He then presents the team with three things; The truth to their greatest inquiry's, a tempting deal, and their prophetic fate. It is here MotorKnight is revealed a dark secret. Mr.N then explains that by breaking the obelisk they have began the forthcoming of a demonic invasion, and have one month to prepare. The crusaders clear out the ruined castles riches and inform the revolutionaries of the oncoming attack, with MK telling the leader to assemble a special team of its finest warriors.

Upon returning to the keep The Crusaders began training for the upcoming battle, not before aiding Rodney with eliminating his father-in-law who was revealed to be a Rakshasa. They once again sneak back into the castle and snuff the Rakshasa with relative ease, upon his death however he summons two dragons to attack the team. MotorKnight manages to survive dragons fire point blank while saving Neila, who aids him setting up explosive charges. Dismembering one of its wings with the help of Rodney, He and the bard are picked up by the second dragon and are thrown from the tower window, having nearly fell to his death. Rodney portals them back on top of the dragon and MK lands the killing blow by severing the beasts tail, remaining wing, and head in one masterful attack. The wyvern squad rolls up late to the fight and commends the team on their efforts. With the old king dead Princess Neila is crowned the new queen later to be joined by Rodney as her king. The party now travels back to the keep to once again prepare for the oncoming attack.

At the keep, mere weeks before the proposed attack the party is informed of a ĺe͏a̧d̡ that may post-pone the attack by some time. The party travels to Kirlley to apprehend it's factions leader [that guy], Th͟e̡ ̡par̸ty͠ ̷goes͟ ͡ţơ ̛th̵ȩ ̡"͜Salt͘y͡ ͡Sp͝i͘toon͞"̶ t̕a̸v҉ern̶, ҉whi͟ch ҉t̢h͢e̵y̛ ̕h͝a̢v̧e͠ bee͘n ̛f͢or҉ma̡lly i̵n͞vit͏ed͠ t͜o ͡s͏ome ̕tìme̸ ̡ag̵o.i̬͙͍͈̲͖̰n͇s͢i͕̞ͅd̬̘͔e̙̖͙͚ ͅM̙̀K͓͚͉̲̣̝͟ ̢goe̳̯̜͇s̡̤̠̰̰ ̴̫̖̮̗͚ṣ͉t̶̰̩͈̞͓r̩͉̫̪a̻̩i̷͔̞̩͉̖̬̙g̸ͅh̫̰̀ț ̴̻̤̪̦̠͙ţ̜̣̮͍̦o̖̖͉̖̪͓̦͡ ̥͍͈̗̤͢d͕̪͍͎͡r̦i̘͕̫͝ͅn̪̫͙͔͉̗͉k̜̤͓͕̤̩̖ì̜n҉̮͖̭g̥͖͞ ̲͕̞͍w̡̠h͇̫i̗̪l͖̥̟͇̦e̵ ͈̫̺̠͕͇͚t͈͈̣̼̦̤͠h̞̮̦e̻͚͎̦͢ ̷̮̙̹̦̦r̰̬̺̼̙͎̤e̟̦̘̺̠s҉̦t̰̻ ͚̱̝o͝f̨̞̬͍ ̸̣t̼͟h̝e̷͍͖̗ ͕͈̗͈̣p̰̗̟a̩̱̙͙r̕t̤̤̤͖̰͉y͓͍͙͙͙ ̜̹s̭̹̜t̝̺̼͚̬̩̻a͔͘r̛̪̫͖͉͕t͉̪̩̼s̪̩ ̶a̙̹͜ ̙̘̤͕͢b͉̮͖͞r͇̝̠̙͔͉aw̜̲̱̖͇͇l̜̭͡ ̷̼͇w̧͓̻̥̞̰̼̜i͚̦̪ͅt̲͟h̲̗̮ ̷t҉h̝̼̥͈̬̦ͅe̺̭̥̜̝̕ͅ ̙͈͖͚͚͞ǫt̼̱ͅͅh͎͔̰̮͇͉e̵͉̯r̖̩͙ ̬͚̝̯̬͉ͅc̨͎͈̖̖̟ͅͅus̨̻̙̺̮̰t̜͇͙̤̠ơ̥͈̳̺̙m̷͖̥͓ȩ͓r͔͙̩͟s̺̪̲̝͇.̵͉̟͙̘ ̢̫̖O̺̠͓͔ṷ͈̗ts̮͉͇̭̙̀i̻d̯͎̘̳̹͓͞e ͙͇̱͙͕͜D͓͔̗̱̳͍e͠v͓̦̫͖̦̗i̤̙l͍a ̻̰̞̲͍b͏͙̯͕̣̖̲̣e̜̥̺̬̘a̧͕̪̤t̬̥̹̜̱̪̖s̗̹̟̗̲ͅ u̥͡p ̝̟̰ṣ̮̦̬̪̙̳͘o̡m̧e ̯͉̖͇̼k̠i̜d͓̳͈͖͚̫̝ ͟s̺̠̯̠̣͍i҉̹͍̬̰͕n̩̣̭͉͕̹̥͡c҉͚̮͙̥̠ẹ̴̬͓ ̟͓̹s̷̖̖̰̲͎͙h̗̳̘̗̪̱͚e̻̞̻̻'s͈͈̮̻͍͈͓ ̴̮̮̝a̡̲̯̩̠ ̱p҉͚̻͎ś̳͙̪͍̻͖̘y̙͕̥̦c̻̝̮̰͔̱͈͞h̪o̝̤ ͏̥o̙̜̭̼̣̰̙r ̼̞̳̣̼̟w̧̗h̨̖̟̲̬͕a̰̦̝̩͎t̺̻̣̠̝̜ͅev̻̻̦̺̺̩̘́e̹̻̞̱͔̟͡r̭͕͖ͅ. ư͡҉͓̖̮͎̥n̷͡͏̺͉̳̩̱̳̳̭ͅḑ͠͏̲̯̜e̢̹̰n̵̮͔̖͚̻ò̥͈̯̩̟̱̩̠͜w̴͔̹̘͉̝͢ņ̞͔͖̼̥̣͍͜c̸̛̠̖̥̟̼̠̰͓e̵͇̙̰d̘͇͈̬̜̫̱̺̀ ̶̜̜̳̙͍͈͎̪t͚̙͔͖̞́͡ó̥̗̲̪͕͍ ̝͓̗͎͇̕͠t̨̛͏͕̩̗͔̫͈ͅh̢͏̝̭͚͎͇͇͎͈ ̢̼̬e̶̹͈̮ ̗͓̭͍̰͡e҉̮̲̣̱̣̠͍ͅ ̨̦̟̝͇͔̰ḙ͔̕͝2̢̼̯̞̪͈̠̮͟4̶͙̤͎̬̬͚̀͢ ̣̼̘͜5͙̀͘ͅ ̪̝́ ̶̮̬͇̯̥͜ͅ5̼͝p̡̫̻̥̜̀a̬̩͖̠̩͓͚͟t̡͖̠͚͉̠̜̥̘̣r҉҉̲y̡̩̼̪ ҉͓̺͓̙̖͚̭̝t҉͖͉͞ḩ̟̲̭̣̜͎̠ͅa͕̬͜ͅţ̛̞͙̹̘̜͕͙̫ ̴̶̛̯͔̻̹̣g̭͉̱̙̠̘͔̼ ̢͚̥̟ ̴̻̼̣͍ǵ̬̙̣͖͎̥̖̀ ̸̨͖̖̙̻́g̦͓̼̟̳͜ ̜̱̳̦̣̜g̶̯͓̗͖͖̲̗̕ͅư̸͈͔̫̰̠̱y̵̻̞͔̻̱͓͞ ̹͓̭͠ͅf͕̣̞̗̜͕ó̵̟́u̸̩̜͔ń̞̖̹̀d̡̰̗̙͠ ̷̹̼̟̬̀t̡̬̞̲̠̜ẖ̳͓̲͖͝e͖̖̥̥̜m̻̬̗͉̻̱͞͡ ̡́҉͈͕̦à͓̼̲͢n̛͖̮d̛̜̬ ̫̠̹c̶̦͓͔͕a̛͈̠p͍͍̭̳t̥͖͠u͙͇r̵̠̳̤̰̠͚é̴̮͔͍̻̣̞d͇̦̱͠ ̶̢̙͉̗͕̳͉͇͍͖͞ț̺̠̭̳̜͍h̗̹̼͈͕͟͟͡e̴̢͉̦̦̻̦͖͟ͅ ́͏͕̜̺̞a̧͉ḍ̹̝̫v҉̣͈̤͍̹͢h̙̗̠̪̪̰͠e̘̹̮̝̬̰͞3̛͍̳͙͝ ̱̗̳̯̰̥͘3͇͔̺̘̰ ҉̨̨̟̹̣̗̯̝̝3̢͍̕ͅ ͔͙̜t̢͉͇̰̩̖͇̱ͅu͕r̸̛̝̤͖̞e̼̹̹̫͇͜ͅͅs͙͎̻͕̮̜̻̺ ͕̲͡ ̞͖͟t͕̻̻͔̖͈̘͇ ̷̖̺̠͙̰̲̬͖̀6̧̜̙̞͎̞̞̩̲͈͞͡6͇7̻͓͡͠.̶̧̠̘̞̬̭̳͢ ̷̤̺̹͖̦͓͚͇̦̀t̬̠̰̬̯̼̕͟͞h̸̜͖̭e̲̹̙̠̯̘͝ ͉͉̤͙̺͍́͢p͏̷̧̺̺̲a̢͏̖̥̤̼̠̫̝p͕͈̥̯̀͘pͅa̤̲͘p̸͕̭̭̗͕͢ ̙̝̤̙͕͓w͎̥͙̹͖͡a͠͏̪͕k̨͈̺e̴̡͖͕͝s̢̼͖͘ ̞̩̕[̗M̘̟̪͕͕̼̻I̫̟S̹̭̯̕͡S̖̲̘̼̠͕̝͠I̶͍̲̼̮̭N͎̹̣̗͟͜Ǵ̨̮̦͇ ͎̝͉̣͘͠R̢͇̯̦E̙̟̝̖͖̞̕͢D̼͖͓̤̞̟̖̱I̭̺͈͖̬̲͓R̵̛̤̰̦̫͘Ę̤̱̜̦̣̰̺͇̟͞C͖͇̰̝̙̜ͅṬ̴̡͔̮̬͜]̳̫̤͙̻͔͕̀ ͈͝a̫̙̖̜̪l̵͓̘̳̲̝̤̠̘͎l͙͙̝̠̙̕ ̷͈͎̖̥͙̀͢l̨̜̥͔̩̹ͅo̶͙̞͝f̧̯̝̘̕ ͓̪̹̪͙͔̳̜̮ț̸̢̖ͅh̨̭͉̝̯̳͜e͕̤͇̫͎̼͢i͏͈̘̞̝͟ę̩̥͉́ ͇͓̱̲͍̀͠ͅt͉̳͕͟͡h̵̲̪́e̻͔͚̼̞͔̭į̶̗̜̭ŕ̵҉̗̩ ̮̩̗̫̠̯͘͞͞t͕̻̹͍̣̬͉̱h̶̷̖̣̙̜̻̠͓͉̘ȩ̟͔̦̞̱̘̞ͅi҉̵̨̲͓̹̠̞̮̬r̷̹̝̮̥ ̖̗͉̩͈͎̱̠͙t͈͈̭̲h̴̹̝e͚̝̦͈̕i̮̗͇̜r̪̝̻͟ ͈͔͚̭̲̜͘͡t̡̼̹̣h̛̖͓̩̟̝̯̤͘͞e̷̖͚i̙͙͖̩r̞̙͖̹̰̬͓̹̘͟ ̴̤̹̼̩̱̘̝t̥͇̤͜ͅh̵̠̯̮̣̦̙ͅȩ̷̬i͉͘͟r̢̮̝̼͓̥ ̹̝̤̗̠i̲̞͇̭̼̘̕t̛̺̘͚̪͈͙̰e̸̘̗͖͖m̺͓͇̱s͇̻ ̻̩̝͇ͅș̢̻̟̳̙̖͉̝͈3̴̨̺̩̙̟̟̪t̛̤̠̞̤̗̘ò̧̰̜̦̘̹̞l̷̨͓̼̠̯͓e̴̼͎͡͠ṇ̷̡̟͡.̞̼̙͟ ̙͕̕͞p͏͉͖̳̳͙0̴̴̼̠w̸͚͓͍̬͝3̼̪̬͈̱̹̦́́ŕ̥̲̖͍̕l̢͕͕̘͉͖͝e̬̩̥̹̕͝s̶͏̲̯̮̟s҉̸̣̟͙͚̻͚̮ͅ ͕͖͘t̻̹̘̬̯͔͢h̨̡̲͍͎̘̪̳͈͖͔e͏̳͎̬͚y͏̰͓͎͓̖͔̙ ̡̱̟͉a̧̨̟̼͙̦r̵͎̰̹̝̖͡ͅę̗̹͟ ̡̠̲̜̮̹͕c̡̹̗̞͓̯o̗̠̞͇͕̙͍̹ń̶̖̫̻̲͡ͅf̗̳͖̰̳̯̫ͅr͓̗͖̗̫o̴̗̼̯̮̺͉͘͝ṇ̼̱̳͔̼̟͡t̷̵̞͚̪͔͎͢ę̷͇͉̞̦̞̫̜̜͡d̬̳̹̭͖̀ ̘͙̼b̸̷͖̗̼̖̜̮ ̵̡̪̗̭̠͔̥̩ͅy̵̘̩̰̩̗͇̪̰ ͇̰≠̻̜̠̦̙̮̗̙[̢̯̮̰̗[̫͓͚ͅ[̢̙̯͕͙̝̰͔N̨̥̯͉]̛̤̻̯̞̕]̷͈̯͕̯͚͖]̶̡̙̯͖̼̯͙̗=̙̼͓͞ ̸͙͇̞̰w̷̲̤͉̘̰̻͘ḫ̣͜i͏̹̯̹͕͔̘̕ ̨̣̱̦̀h̛҉̻̥͚͍͎ͅͅd̟̪͘d̖͍̻͓͇̪͟h̸͉̥́d̢̠͍̪͚̪͓͚̰͡ͅh̴͖̙͝d̥̤͚̭͞h͖̺͇̻̳̦̝d̟̦̟̹̠̙d̥̱̠̠̺̭́h̞̮̞̭̹̪̜d͏͓̼̱̝̤̤͜6̸̺̹̗̖͝4̺̦͖̭̞̪̳͍̖͝͞7̗͡8̟̹9̵̛̝̯̠̥̜ ̵͇͙͈̣̠̀g̼̫̞̬r̸̢̯̬̳̖͈͉͈ͅa҉͚͍̦͇n̮̱̣͇͍t̫͈͔ş̳̱̰̗͓́͠ ̟̗̲̯̭͕̕t̶̝̩̟̦̪͝h̶̹͕͕̪́͘ͅe̸̩͍̺̣͟m̡͕̩͎̼̕ ̴͕̬͞o͕͓̦̙̤̣̞͠ṇ̝̤̹̰̦̹̺͜e̱̩̪̪̥̳͜ ̵̯̤͓ǫ҉̫͈̳̪̙͍͈͙f̵̩̫̞͉͎̬̱ͅ ̡̬͚̳̺͉͙̳͞t̶̝̣̠h̤͜͝ͅe̵̜̻͇̹̣̟̺͝i̛̭̥̠͖̰̦̩̰̝͞r̺̝̠̫͘ ̘̼i̩͕̦͈̖͠ṱ̷̟̝͙͇̱͎̦̱́e̴̻̬̹̟̙̤͇m͏̭̤̬͔̱̤s̕͘͏͈̲͎̯͚͔͖̣ ̞̫͎̬̰͈̥͕6̹̳̪̲̤͘͞0̡̱̬̞͉̟͎̟̣-̱̗̫̮͇͉͖ͅ,̜͕̱́/͔̠̫[̧͍̭͇,҉̲̣͔͎̼.̰̯̪͔͓,̤̞̮͟ͅm̗̠̺͍͍͔,̧̡͙̦̞͔̩̖͈̟<̧͚͙͇͖̼͎͇̥̪>͏҉̗͔̹̤͉̲̭̫̠≮̡̬̀>̴͔͎͕͉͙̭<͔͔͠>̖̬̞̫̘̹̗͜ ̞D̮̝̬͉̗͙͓̭͟E̼̞̖̱̙A̙T̴͍̰̝Ḫ̯̙̙̙̠͕̺̫́ 666 T̸͈͚̟̳͙̰̯̯̯H̷̶̹̥͍̫͉E͞͏̻͎̯̙̜̜̩̻̙̭̥͇̱̺Ỳ̸̡̫͇̹̘̘̪̦̺̯̭̘̹̠̼͚̗͖̮͢ͅ ̵̨̯̪̘̩̤̫̰̗͎͡F̴̩̤̻̳͕̦̪͙͙̹͘͢͞͠Ą̡̯͎̘̯͕̘͖̪̩̼̩̼͉͟͢ͅͅĮ̛͖̝̺̜͎͔̯͙͖͎̪͍̬͉̘̹̕L̷̡͇͎̼̬͟͞͠È̛͓̳̦͙̰̘̕Ḏ̗̳͈̝́͠ ̴̢̼̖̪̜̜̝͈̲̹̖̜͜͟Ţ̶̡͚̞̠̩̭̗͎͉͎̲͇̙̼̟̲̳͙́̕ͅO̵̮̭̲̞͎̹̟͙̲̤̮̞̘̖͢ͅͅ ̷͍̬͇̰͔͈̩̼̣͍͔̠̹̲͔͇̞́P̨͏́҉̠͉̙̠̥̀R̶̵̳̝̪̮̤̕̕O҉̸̧͙̬͕̙̳͙̳̮̣̼̠͖̺̬̜̪̗͟ͅT̨̛̙̗͚̬̜͎͔͉͚͕̘̹̬̞̝͙̰͘͟Ę͚̖̘̻̩̦͚̬͙̟̘̮̗̟͓̰̘͠C҉̵̛̻̞̘̯̙̦̳̝̞̜̫͕̹͈̗̳͈̜͢T̸͚̗̰̼͉̳͓̝̙̹̰̪̳́͘ ̷̞̟̦̯̕T̫̱͓̩̟̳̝͇͔̥͘͜ͅH̷͏̘̳̻̼̭͕̣̠̟̙̘̖̲͇͇̙͓́͡ͅͅE̢̺͉͈̠̜͜ ̢̡̟̝̲͔͕͢͞I̢̡̛̝̙͚̹͙̪͖̗̰͖N̵̷̢̫̞̟̗̻̩̲͓̳̦̟͍̣̯̖͢Ņ̷̡̡̥̪̥̲͍̘̬͇͙͕̰̱̮͎̜̬̮Ơ̧̥̮̰͉̙͘͜C̵̵̜̠̩̼̝̫̻̳̠͈͈͟E͏̳̙̣͉̯̱̹̦̦͇̞̦̟͉͈͡ͅN̴̹̰̣̘̜͎̥̼̖̲̜͉̥̫̲͘͘͜͞T́҉͚̥͓̯̻̟
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͏̶̶̵͉̙͔̳͕͉̩͙̣̟̳̜̳ţ̸̴̶͈͈̖̖̠̙͎̙̠̖̞̺̟̤̩͓̰̜o̢͟͠҉̥̬̤̮̞̹̳̻̥͈̞̬̲̩̗̥̠o̷̴̗͔̱͔̳͠ ̸̶̷̙̬̲̬̲̩͉͙̤̺̗͇̲͠l͔̯͖̳̬͔̗̘̳̙̟͕͉͜͡a̛̜͓̰̺̤͈̗͉̤̳͇͎͖͠t҉̼̪͍̲̖͕̖e̸̛̪͔̬̤̬̹̘̞̹͉͓̤͙͓̹̦͔̱͡͝ ͖͙̜̻̱̳͚͍̺̼̪̭͎̗̖̟͜͞t͎̞͓̹̺̪͚͎͉̪̩̻͙͘ơ̵͕̪̫̳̹͙̦͕̺͖̻̗͕̹̼̦͢͟͝ͅ ̧̲̙̲̲̟͕̫͎̭̣͟s̡͢҉̜͚͇̫̮̖̙̘̣a̛͜҉͔̫̫͙̙̩̮̰̯ͅv̧̛͕̱̱̮̦̟̫͍̼̯̹̹͖͍̞̥̮̭e̡͔͎͖͇̗͇̪͓͕̻͔̜̹̯̲͍̣̦͟ͅ ̷̧̕͏̤̺̠̥͕̞̦͖̫̞̠̖̣͚͍͖ạ̡̼̠̪͚̱͎͇̯͍̦̳̮͕̞̞͚͎͢͟n̨̡̻̳̲͉̖̕͢͠ý̠͔̪̹̯̩̩͇̰̻̲͕̰̝̱̠̯͜ò̢̼͓͖̻̹̱̹̼̣ņ̵͍̩̻̟͔̻̹̝̱́̕͡ͅͅe̴̡̛̬͙̦̦͈͔̬̺̤̼͇͔̣̻̩͍͢͜ ̷̡͙̱̮̹̜̮͕̬̞̲͓̮͉͓͔̘͔̞͞ ̧̜̮͖̩͍̀͝ ̶̡̩͙̤̪̝̙̜͇̙̬̣̞̰͖ͅͅ ̡̜̝͉̠̪͚͖̼̩̫͍͔̫̀ ̸̴̸̩̪͔͕̠͉̹̖͍̲̬̺͖̰͈͍̼́ͅ ҉̸̣̣͓͇̟͈̮͚͇̰̬̪̲̳̬͓̬͇͇͘͟͝ ̴̛͓̻͓͙̫͠ ͎̰̝̼̦̘̱̭̩͇͇̟̦̖̺̱͖̀͡ ̢̢̗̰̲̝̝̫̻͚͚̣̘̞̖͚̻͚̖͢ͅ ̡̯̫̗̳͇̭́ ̷̡̳̥̮̰̖͉̻̮̪̠̣̠̮̤͖̗͙̰͕͜͠͠ ̸̡̩̻͎͇͡͠ ̠̯̻̫̳̤̗͎̭̪̞̹͉͢͝ ̨̳͓͖̺̝̜͕͓͚̥͕̠̩̹̖͕͔̬̀͜5͈̞̼͖̠̼͍͜͝ͅ6̷̶̘̙͖̲̖͉̠̞̙̮̤̞̩̪̯̟͞5̷̡̧̛̝͓͈̘̺͖̙͓̣̙̯̜͙́ͅ6̱̣̟͓̤̰̲̼͜6̡̨̡̰̭̲̼̰̟̱̮̱͕̼̳͓́͞6̨̧͕̳̮̺̺͎̝̩̞͖̗͎̜̕͜͠5͉̺̩͙̻͚͔͎͇͚̙̕͟ͅͅ
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### **Shadows and Flames (arc 6) (Age 25)**

With a slight headache Motorknight accompanies the crusaders on a trip to the resting place of the most powerful warriors hes never heard of; Ysgard. Arriving at the gates the team is luckily able to gain access after having claimed they knew Gowther personally and begin wandering its vast fields and arenas. After talking to an odd couple they eventually headed toward an arena where Gowther was supposedly competing in. Upon learning that death isn't permanent in Ysgard he is delighted to hear they would need to defeat other warrior in the ring in order to get Gowther back. Upon being told that mortals die all the same in Ysgard he still is eager in fighting in the ring. MotorKnight unfortunately does not get to fight as the drink he ordered kicks in like weed brownies and he passes the fuck out.

Waking up back in the keep MotorKnight is disappointed that they weren't able to get Gowther back, and that he was unconscious for most of the time in Ysgard, except they do so its all good. I think they are summoned to meet some sketchy guy who tries to persuade them to kill the feywild, but the boys hold off since Folvaror, Folkvarord?, Folkvord?... Folk is chilling with them at the moment. the sketchy guy goes "alright fine, just take them you pussies" and most of the crusaders accept. this results in Daniel giving everyone an earful which persuaded no one. MK receives probably the coolest goddamn crossbow ever. Once Gowther returns from wherever and has new armour they return to their quest.

The crew decides to do some stuff and go after the one witch they didn't kill. They end up outside the witches tower and they do a big fight. MK almost gets thrown off a cliff into a lake of lava while Doofus beats the fuck outta a big demon saving everyone. They realize that to close the portal, they must scale the tower and fight the witch. Doofus narutos his way up the tower and confronts the witch while the rest of the crusaders take the stairs instead, execpt for MK who tried to do as Doofus did to no avail. They team kill the witch and she dies. But then a portal opens up and Daniel goes apeshit and jumps in, and everyone's like "GODDAMNIT" and go after him.

The team is split up and enters The Shadowfell. MK exits the portal and slides down a cliff side, ripping his bag of holding, alongside his good buddy Apollo. Both of them drop all their shit and have to pick it up. While doing this they notice a guy who's with some other dudes in armour. MK and Apollo turn to each other and go "dude, is that Alucard?" in a confused manner, they then approach him thinking it's their old pal Alucard who was down where they are, probably. They confront him and it turns out its not Alucard but some other vampire instead. This mysterious vampire man says the queen of these lands has been waiting for them and that He and Apollo should go to her palace. Having nothing better to do they agree and make their way to the palace, assuming if they've been told to head there so would the others. They arrive at the palace and meet the others, whom seem slightly less equipped then them, \*cough\* Rodney \*Cough\*\*cough\*. they go into the palace and are greeted by (daniel's new deity or whoever) and are now told that each of the crusaders are being tried for past actions, as a test of character. In a court room filled with duplicates of himself MotoKnight was tried, to his own disappointment, Mr. N appears and weighs in as his lawyer. Court commences and Trevor is forced to relive his past and present failures and grievances. Projected on the wall are his long buried memories of slaughtering the murderers of his family. Most importantly however was the cursed video of his siblings being tortured by their capturers played back in front of him. The sight of which nearly causing him an emotional episode. The trial revealed all the hidden things from MotorKnight's past, things he had intentionally been secretive about that not even N knew about him. On top of everything else his helmet was removed and real name revealed, finally showing his face to his comrades. Being completely exposed MotorKnight was released victorious from his case. The trial left him enraged and humiliated, and for the first time in forever, vulnerable. His mind racing and mouth angrily stuttering profane phrases he accepts that in a way a weight had been lifted from his psyche.

After all the crusaders had been tried the were greeted by The Raven Queen. Based on what she saw during their trials they were offered her aid and weaponry tailor-made to each adventurer. MotorKnight's gift was the ability to no longer die at the expense of his own mind and a legendary blade known as the "Macia Ungwe". MotorKnight accepted the sword but declined the offer of immortality, exclaiming how he believed life has no purpose without death. The group retreats from the palace and Rodney pulls a door out of his ass that leads to his magic mansion, where they all chill out after that shit show. MK decides to first blow off some steam and test out his new sword and heads to the training room, Doofus accompanies him and the two have a heart to heart while training. the next morning Rodney's ghost servants make breakfast. It is at this point a number of things begin happening; firstly Apollo starts off by announcing his long standing marriage to the crusaders HR lady; Jane Salem, Daniel gets extremely emotional and questions the legitimacy of their quest, and the Team once and for all pledged allegiance to each other. All in all, pretty heavy weekend so far. There is no rest for the wicked however and the Crusaders are back at it again aiding the local Shadar kai overthrow a vampire noble.

The boys fuckin fight some dudes and kill the guy and everything's good. I wasn't there for that one, everyone told me it was cool though. As a reward the shadowfell lady tell him and and the boys that she can erase one traumatic memory from each of them and exchange it for an item/weapon/whatever. MotorKnight declines and holds onto his memories, reasoning that his past makes him who he is and without it he wouldn't be the same. Basically everyone's pretty burnt out from adventuring and they all take a years break to do other things.

### **Year's Break (arc 6.5) (Age 26)**

On his own MotorKnight travels from place to place, seeing the sights, making new friends, and lending a hand to people in need, over all his time away from the crusaders is extremely refreshing and he moves past what happened with the raven queen. One evening while visiting a town in Usmae and getting take out from a certain pizza restaurant he bumps into and old friend, Scarlet Archer. It takes all of 30 minutes before they're back to their old tricks and they continue the journey in each others company. This time however the two make a promise to each other to stick together instead of separating when the relationship gets rough, reasoning that since this was the 3rd time they have found each other its seems likely that they are simply meant to be together. Some time passes and now as an actual couple Scarlet Archer tells MotorKnight that she wishes to introduce him to her family. MotorKnight is fully aware that Scarlet Archers family is nobility and knows they will be hard to impress, still seeing as he is a famous hero with some coin to his name he speculates that meeting them might not go so bad, he is completely mistaken and naturally, the dinner is extremely awkward. Archer's parents, Lord and Lady Fuldose of [cool name]shire, Este are considerably un-approving, their Butler is a dick, and to make things worse, Archer's younger siblings, thinking they'd be meeting Rodney Rune spend the night antagonizing MotorKnight. The icing on the cake is when the butler mentions that MotorKnight is Archers suitor, revealing that Scarlet archer had not told them they were dating. With her parents shocked and her siblings laughing the evening finishes and MotorKnight heads for the nearest exit only to be stopped by Archer saying that the visit was for the whole week. For the next few days MotorKnight thinks of new and interesting was of killing himself while putting up with the eccentric nonsense of the Lordship, which includes near constant insults and arguments, Both Lady Fuldose and Scarlet's sister coming onto him, and two attempts on his life, one from the guards and one from Lord Fuldose himself. When the resulting scuffle settles with MotorKnight the victor Lord Fuldose exclaims he has won his respect and as such says he approves his relationship with his daughter. With the week over and goodbyes exchanged MotorKnight and Scarlet Archer make their leave. Once outside the castle MotorKnight Archer how he never wishes to do that again and Scarlet archer returns the sentiment exclaiming her family was the reason she left home to adventure in the first place. The two head for the coast to make up for the ordeal.

After a few months the couple eventually begin working on an idea MotorKnight had years before. They begin tracking down their old friends from [cool adventurer party name i forgot to come up with] and once reunited they put their plan into motion. These would be the beginning days of Blade Legion. Utilizing MotorKnight's wealth and connections they begin acquiring the assets needed to build their army. Land was settled, Ships and weapons purchased and soldiers recruited all under shell companies and cover ups. In total secrecy Blade Legion begins steadily growing its power. Given the unstable nature of nations across Deluna, mercenaries are always in demand, as such getting Blade legion off the ground was relatively simple. At this point in time Blade Legion soldiers did not have a set uniform and wore no colours or markings of their company, and early missions would see Motorknight, Scarlet archer, Krug, lady Ranier, Malum, and Warthurg operate in disguise with their new recruits.

### **Clockwork and Dreams (arc 7) (Age 26)**

MotorKnight awakens from his dream and is in the swamp somewhere with a strange lady, a day or so passes and the rest of the team shows up to collect him. How they found out where he was in beyond him. Still a bit loopy MotorKnight attempts to levitate down from the balcony but ends up face planting in the mud, shorty after being slapped by kayne. The crew leaves and gets ambushed by some robots and MotorKnight has a difficult start fighting them but ends up victorious anyhow. Having been around robots before he finds it strange only magic could defeat them, probably some kind of enchantment. The boys make there way to the NEW keep and MK races Daniel to claim the tallest most room. Doug shoots him in the knee causing him to lose the race, he's not totally thrilled about that. The team then decides to go to the desert to find a blue stone, nobody really filled him in on that.

The boy himself wakes up in a bank without knowing how he got there, MotorKnight speculates he was on a bender some time after whatever happened last session and tryed robbing the joint before blacking out. Anyhow the 'saders collect the bastard and head back to the old keep real quick, then go find some shit out in a burning tavern. MK and Gowther attempt to wring information out of a fire lad but fail miserably, but hey, at least it was funny. The place burns down while everyone sleeps and they all make it out alive. Forgot what happens next i think mk joins some of the dudes and heads somewhere else.

On their way, the heroes known colloquially as the Crusaders find one of Apollo's old buddies and take up their offer of a ride on their airship. Whilst floating through the troposphere mostly care free they spot a burning village down below. Ever the intellectual MotorKnight jumps off the floating monolith down towards the smoldering town, along with most of the other crusaders. At the mercy of the wind, He along with his companions Juke and Rodney are blown away from the others and land a few hundred meters from the town. Upon landing the three begin feeling a sense of furious anger like none other. Now more powerful then ever the trio make their way to the village, their targets selected. Channeling the molten hatred flowing throughout his being, MotorKnight gazes upon his enemy with piercing eyes. He lifts his sword and calls out the great beast Folkvarðr, a battle so legendary the gods themselves step aside and gaze at its splendor. MotorKnight fucking dies after getting double teamed and is knocked the fuck out until next session.

Mk awakes in another town and realizes not only is he bruised to all hell, but is also covered in burns. It is explained to him that in addition to getting pummeled by folk he also had meteors thrown at him. Thanks to the convenience of magic he recovers and heads out with most of the crusaders to find the water gem. A few days camel riding and they arrive at one of Apollo's secret temple stash things and make their way inside. After walking down some stairs they find themselves in a freaky room filled with endless doors, which MotorKnight and Gowther gleefully bust open one by one. Eventually they all realize this is a puzzle and have to big brain their way out. Apollo, Daniel, Doug, and the other captain figure it out first while the others play catch up. Together again they snatch the gem and manage to outrun lava traps as they do. They make it back into town and spend the night. The following morning they encounter robot primates and fend them off for the towns people. When the dust settles they receive a letter beckoning them to help out another one of Apollos friends.

## **Relationships**

* **[Dr. Alphonse]**

MotorKnight is convinced in Alphonse's ability as a wizard and feels he can be trusted. He is even more so impressed with his ability to place Gowthers soul into a golem. coming from a time where science had replaced magic, MotorKnight cant even begin to comprehend how one might do that. Quite impressive none the less.

* **Apollo Flint**

For MotorKnight pirates were nothing but fiction or an individual who would illegally obtain things. When he finally met a real one he didn't really see the appeal, however he does think commanding a fleet of ships as Apollo does is quite admirable. Over time the two bonded through their shared adventures. With Apollo Leading White sea and MotorKnight Leading Blade Legion MotorKnight Eagerly anticipates a rivalry between the two. A small part of him is still mad at Apollo for mistakenly killing Jenny.

* **Daniel Taure**

MotorKnight considers Daniel his foil in many cases, be it in terms of philosophy, appearance, or ability. Daniel poses the biggest clash of ideals of the other crusaders to that of MotorKnight's. While He simply has a set of morals he follows, Daniel's beliefs are set in stone. Because of this He views Daniel as an uptight "goody-goody" type and outright avoids him when dealing with questionable activities. He and Daniel are close friends and MotorKnight holds Daniel at a high level of respect, stemming from Daniel being one of the few people He has opened up to when Daniel asked MotorKnight about his past. MotorKnight explains his experiences and philosophy on life in hopes he may help convince the Paladin that nothing is ever black and white. MotorKnight knows how much the group, in addition to himself mean to the half-elf. He considers Daniel his brother in bond as The two have a very strong trust between one another.

* **[Devola]**

MotorKnight and Devila have rarely interacted, and given that MotorKnight had smashed through her door when they first encountered each other he assumes she probably isn't overly fond of him. Although he thinks the two have been getting along well, MotorKnight isn't completely sold on Devola just yet. Hasn't seen much of her lately.

* **Doug Dougingston**

MotorKnight and Doug were once very close friends. Being the only humans of the party, and having both hailed from ancient times naturally they got along from the start. They would often crack jokes, cause mischief, and even had a little game of who could take down the most bad guys when fighting. After the incident in the underdark where Doug chose to wipe his memory of his past life MotorKnight began to see Doug differently. Something about willingly choosing to abandon such a vital part of ones identity seemed wrong to him, almost as a betrayal of ones self. MotorKnight and Doug have began drifting apart but remain friends although to be frank hes unsure that will last.

* **Doofus Loofus**

Doofus and MotorKnight first meet during the party's stint at Mount Myres. The Dwarf had unfortunately attained a bad reputation for his fumbles and failures. Luckily one of his blunders turned out to be a perfect distraction for Motor Knight and Jook to infiltrate a hobgoblin captian's quarters. To this day Motor Knight is still utterly amazed at the sheer amount of power Doofus possesses. Annihilating a Spectator with your bare hands is no small feat and demands respect from nearly anyone. After some chit chat between the two MK realizes he and the Dwarf have more in common than he thought. He considers Doofus a good friend and trusted ally.

* **[Folkvarðr]**

MotorKnight and Folkvaror didn't really click. Although they adventured together for a while a relationship of any kind was never properly formed. The two are acquaintances at best and co workers at worst. The neutral relationship on occasion did provide momentary camaraderie particularly when Folk aided MotorKnight and Rodney convince Lord Treescape to take possession of the hentai sheild as a prank

* **[Gowther]**

Motor Knight and Gowther have proven to be able to work together extremely well Despite nearly opposite fighting styles. At first it didn't seem like the two got along with MotorKnight largely being ignored by Gowther but over time they became closer. MotorKnight holds Gowther in a high reguard as a warrior having witness his fighting capabilities first hand. He regrets blacking out while in Yesguard and missing what he could only assume was spectacular battle. When Gowther returned to flesh from his golem form the two became much closer since now they could drink and take drugs together, the result of which were ironically very successful adventures with them at the helm. Gowther is one of MotorKnights closest friends.

* **Jenny Doe**

MotorKnight began dating the vampire after she was hired as a maid in the old keep. Looking back on his time with jenny, given how brief it was MotorKnight can only really describe what they had together as more of a fling than a real relationship. Don't misunderstand he does not regret his time with her and goddamn the sex was great, but he wishes things could have gone differently that they had, like her maybe not being a spy for Cinere or her not getting killed in the ensuing fight with them. MotorKnight wishes he could have at least talked her out it if before things went south. In the end he can at least take solace knowing that she is finally at peace.

* **Jook Nukem**

MK's trusty partner in crime, for a while they were the only two stealthy enough to do such daring things as robbing banks. Many a planned heist was discussed between the two, some more ambitious than others, some more likely to be pulled off than others, most of which mere suggestions or simple banter between the two which was rare considering Jook hardly ever speaks. With Jook's more frequient absences from the Crusaders their friendship is slowly dwindling however. He knows its in her nature to disappear but he would appreciate if she was more committed to the team.

* **Princess Vento Neila**

When first hearing of Rodney's marriage, MotorKnight expected him to have married some bimbo. He was pleasantly surprised to be proven wrong. While they don't know each other that well MotorKnight has taken a liking to Neila. Due to Her and Rodney having a divorce, he doubts he'll be seeing much of her in the future. In truth it is perhaps for the best that they split up given that their marriage was arranged. Celebrity marriages never last anyway.

* **Rodney Rune**

Rodney is Motor Knight's best friend and the two have been adventuring together since the early days of the crusaders. Motor Knight and Rodney enjoy the finer things in life, like partying, heavy drinking, and women. They both share an appreciation and talent for music (despite MKs abilities being far inferior to the bard's) and In addition to adventures together MotorKnight briefly toured with Rodney as a rhythm guitarist in his band. Although Rodney and he share the same vices MotorKnight is at times off put at the volume at which Rodney partakes in. MotorKnight is pretty sure Rodney has an std of some kind but in reality that seems pretty on brand for a rock star. Regardless of his misgivings, MotorKnight is very trusting of Rodney as such he was one of the first to be informed of Blade Legions existence.

* **TV Wizard**

TV Wizard and MotorKnight never really got along, barely interacting within the first act. Despite this MK enjoyed his company as it reminded him of a simpler time. Upon defeating TV wizard MotorKnight and Daniel created a shrine out of his remains and held a small memorial in his honor.

* **Scarlet Archer**

Scarlet Archer was the first person MotorKnight truly made friends with on Deluna and as such the two are extremely close. Instantly hitting it off they adventured together for a few months before becoming lovers. Eventually they would break up on good terms only to start dating again later on. The two would be on an off for a few years but would always find their way back to each other some way or another. Now that they are together again the couple has made an effort of going the distance. In the months leading up to the assault on Cinere, Scarlet Archer accepted MotorKnight's proposal and the two have plans to get married after the siege is over, given that they both survive of course. There is nobody more Cherished, loved, and special to MotorKnight.

* **Krug**

Krug is one of MotorKnight's most trusted captains within Blade Legion. The two are great friends and MotorKnight has a great deal of respect for Krug's knowledge of unit tactics and his mastery of battle, As such he has entrusted him with training and leading Blade Legion's ground forces.

* **Lady Ranier**

MotorKnight and Ranier didn't get along at first. Being the two Fighters of the group they would constantly have squabbles over who got to do more fighting. Over time their rivaly subsided and the two got along better, becoming good friends. Being that Lady Ranier is a paladin MotorKnight is glad he didn't have to deal with the same nonsense as Daniel while they were on adventures together, mostly due to her being far more level headed.

* **Kylene Malum**

Kylene was one of the earlier people MotorKnight met on Deluna, having met her shortly after Crimson Archer. MotorKnight admires her intelligence and mastery of magic. Naturally he made her the Head magic specialist within Blade Legion. They typically work extremely well together and even though they are at odds sometimes they are good friends.

* **Shel Warthug**

Shel can be a bit over bearing at times but MotorKnight knows her skill as a healer is second to none. The two get along very well. Given MotorKnight's pension for getting himself injured, getting on her bad side having her not willing to heal his stab wounds would be poor decision. Despite this their relationship is still very genuine and the two are great friends.

* **Genesis Valentine**

When Given the choice, MotorKnight chose to be god woken. What this entailed was to kill Genesis Valentine, this time for real. Genesis took MotorKnight to a pocket dimension in which he he could be killed but not MotorKnight. There he trained him for their upcoming battle. After an unknown amount of time and countless defeats MotorKnight learned all of genesis abilities for himself and defeats Genesis. Exiting the dimension MotorKnight took possession of Genesis's legendary sword the Muramasa which he can now use to contact to Genesis's spirit. Genesis acts as a mentor at times to MotorKnight, Although he's pretty sure he's just bothering his afterlife when he asks Genesis for advice.

* **Lux Aterna**

MotorKnight isn't keen on being another pawn in someone else's schemes. It was fun at first being the free world's death squad, but now with the Crusaders power beginning to eclipse that of Lux Aterna their usefulness is beginning to wane. Perhaps one day they will be on His own council when the tables inevitably turn.

* N

MotorKnight believes N is his personal demon, only around to torment him at his lowest moments. N had Retuned MotorKnight to the mortal plane after dying from the cataclysm and in return MotorKnight was to be used as his personal agent. He knows of his master plan to once again end the universe and his own cruel entanglement in his plot, and as such MotorKnight hopes to become powerful enough to defeat N and stop his enigmatic master plan or at least be enough of a wrench in the works to postpone it. Earlier in his adventures visits from N were more frequient but recently he has not had contact with N since the Underdark incident where he was present during MotorKnights court case. At some points during which it looked as though the entity empathized with MotorKnight after witnessing his past, but he doubts this will help him in the end. This prolonged period of silence from N concerns MotorKnight somewhat but he doesn't outright feel like N is an immediate threat, at the same time knows he cant trust him either.

## Equipment, Abilities, Weapons, and Treasure

### **Weapons**

 *Melee*

* Silver Katana

A razor sharp single edged sword, a relic found in an ancient cave. Balanced and plated in silver. MotorKnight's signature weapon.

* Laser Sword

A long sword that features a sharp angled blade composed of pure energy, given to MotorKnight by an Alien being.

* Macia Ungwe

An ancient blade forged in the Shadowfell. inscribed with gowing runes and imbibed with the power to deal psychic damage, a gift from The Raven Queen.

* ZF Blade

A Custom forged experimental sword enchanted to cut anything and everything

* Muramasa

The legendary sword of Genesis Valentine. MotorKnight took possession after defeating Genesis in a duel.

 *Ranged*

* Energy Rifle

A high powered rifle that fires a three round salvo of pure energy, given to MotorKnight by the same alien being as the laser sword. seems to be running low on charge.

* .44 Magnum Revolver

A 6 shot single action revolver with a blued finish and red cherry wood grips. customized by MotorKnight.

 *Misc*

* Demolition Explosives - Several round explosive devices armed by lighting a fuse. Apparently these were for everyone but MotorKnight doesn't share them

### **Equipment**

* Racing helmet
* leather/steel enchanted armour
* The Champions belt
* charisma stone
* Sweet shoes
* Assorted healing potions
* Hip flask
* Animated Shield
* Stone of sending

### **Treasure**

* Regeneration ring
* Charisma stone
* Pink psychic suit
* Illusion deck
* Space meth
* Amulet

### **Abilities**

Years of combat experience has earned MotorKnight many skills making him a precise and deadly opponent in and out of battle.

* Olympian strength and agility
* True strike (Champions belt)\*Able to crit from rolls 18 upward
* All Blade Master stances, Combos, and Maneuvers mastered
* Ability to combine stances and have unlimited combo points
* Great weapon fighting
* Rapid strike
* Claw footed (Path of iron)
* heavy strike (Path of iron)
* Shinigami technique
* Soul blade technique
* Land vehicle Proficiency
* Cannot be stunned or Frightened
* Proficiency with all martial weapons, and firearms
* Proficient in constitution, Dexterity, and Stealth saves
* God woken Abilities

### **Former items**

* Glaive - Taken from a hobgoblin captian after killing it. returned to Taire.
* Hobgoblin Captian head - Taken from a hobgoblin captian after killing it. returned to Taire.
* Long sword - MotorKnight's starting weapon, a regular old long sword ditched after using it during a heist.
* Cloak - Also ditched after using it for a heist.
* Steel Daggers - Regular old daggers, both of which remained in the abdomen of one of Taire's friends after being abruptly placed in them.
* Heavy crossbow - He found a goddamn laser gun, what would he need this for?
* Dragon Scales - Used as a down-payment when MotorKnight had his Katana improved by Jenny Jones.
* Holy hand grenade - One given to Daniel to use the other used as a down-payment for Jenny Jones.
* Blow-dart tube - MotorKnight legitimately lost this item. it's straight up gone.
* Misere's notebook - Given to Daniel after reading it.
* Magic Quartestaff - Realized it was worthless and sold it for 5gp at a flee market.
* Tome of clear thought - Having studied the book, this item now resides on a bookshelf in the keep.
* Broom - MotorKnight had to pose as janitor during a robbery as not to blow cover, he ended up keeping the broom although it later ended up impaling someone during a scrap
* Old Cape - Lost and or stolen from the ye-olde dry cleaners.
* Magloob Statue - Thrown at some guy.
* paper bag mask - Spilt mead on it and it got all soggy and gross so it was thrown away
* Light crossbow - sold, never used it anyhow
* Frag Grenade - Used on a witch, highly effective.
* Single edge sword - In storage
* Machete - In storage
* Hentai shield - Given to Lord Treescape in a prank he pulled with Rodney
* Wyvern Crossbow - Given to Crimson Archer as a birthday gift
* Motorcycle - Never really got the chance to use it. When that chance did arise it was stashed hundreds of miles away in The Blade Legion main base
* Nearly all of his saved gold - Starting Blade Legion was not cheap

## **Trivia and interesting (not really) facts**

* MotorKnight started out with the fighter class at the beginning of the campaigns, however during the two year gap he became a homebrew class from the dnd wikia, Blademaster after remembering some of his past abilities. The samurai class feature in fighter would have been a better alternative looking back.
* MotorKnight is able to play the guitar proficiently
* He is left handed.
* The tattoo on his arm is a carefully designed pattern consisting of squares, each one representing someone, or something he's killed. The one on his neck is a barcode with his service number from when he enlisted with the UCEF armed forces
* At the beginning of the 1st act he left his "donkey" (a battle scarred dirt bike disguised as a mule) at the tavern he was kicked out of. He re-acquired it as it now sits in his trophy room in the Blade Legion main base under a tarp.
* He still keeps his old mp3 player, filled with music of times past. apart from his helmet he considers this his dearest possession.
* Canonically MotorKnight has died on two occasions. The first being at the end of time in the cataclysm at the end of the memorae/ future campaign arc. The second was very brief after he was crushed while a hecatoncihres.
* MotorKnight only has a vague guess as to when his birthday. He knows it was september 31st 2032 but Since the Gregorian calendar hadn't been used in an epoch he chose a similar time on the local Deluna colander instead.
* His character creation was extremely crude. Basically Tom came up with the name MotorKnight, thought it sounded cool and just sort of just ran with it. as for the personality, typical first dnd character archetype of "what if it was me but way cooler lol". His convoluted and superfluous back story were in part thanks to Eddy wanting to merge the Future campaign and Crusaders together And Toms character In said campaign being extremely similar thanks to Tom having virtually zero creative ability at the time (still doesn't).