Badass Earth

Badass Earth holding his legendary AK-47

### Aliases

Badass Earth (name), The Mighty King of the Planets (other planets), The Best Gunman in the Hyperverse (King Dodo), Big Ball (Manolo), Terra Ultima (post-Boltzmann Brain)

### Relatives

Mercury, Venus, Mars, Moon, Phobos and Deimos.

### Affiliation

Solar System (Planets' Saga Universe), The Squad, United Nations (Badass Universe)

## Biographical information

### Place of birth

Milky Way, Orion Arm (Planets' Saga Universe)

## Physical description

### Height

Variable, normally 40,008 kilometers (24,860 miles).

### Weight

Variable, normally 5,974,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 kilograms (13,170,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pounds).

## Appearances

### Debut

Planets' Saga

Badass Earth is the third strongest member in the Squad after King Dodo and Sexy Man n. 12, as well as the strongest being in the Planets' Saga universe and one of the strongest beings in the multiverse. An extremely old god, Badass Earth is one of the multiverse's first greatest champions, only behind Snapping Smoke in terms of importance. As said before, he's extremely old, being born 4,540,000,000 years ago, in the Milky Way's Orion Arm, alongside the Sun and his fellow planet and moon brothers. Despite being brother with every planet and moon in the solar system, the latter was an extremely violent place during it's first stages of life, with the planets having to fight between eachother for survival, but, luckily, things finally stabilized after a few million years, thus permitting the planets to restore their relationship between eachother. After this, Badass Earth realized that he was surprisingly stronger (he once accidentally knocked down the Sun) than any other planet (only later he will realize that he's actually a primeval), but he didn't really care about it that much in the beginning, but all of this would change upon hearing the news from an interstellar comet that TON-618 and Phoenix A, two supermassive black holes, as well Planets' Saga universe strongest beings at the time, had just started their campaign of conquest of the universe, slaughtering trillions of planets and stars. Badass Earth, realizing that he was stronger than every other celestial body in the solar system, and possibly in the universe, felt like he had to do something, so he started training in order to counter such colossal threat. This is also when he will get his legendary AK-47. After a few months of training, Badass Earth set forth to slay both supermassive black holes, hoping to put an end to their rampage through the universe. He reached them after a few days of FTL travel; upon meeting them, the two behemoths started throwing star clusters and galaxies, as well as shooting vaccum decay beams, at Badass Earth, hoping to kill him. Luckily, Badass Earth's, despite being heavily injured, managed to win the fight, which would've later resulted in his coronation as the King of the Planets. Later on, thousand of years after his victory against the two beasts, Badass Earth would detect another extremely powerful being, a primeval, from another universe, whom he will watch over for much of his childhood and adolescence; this being is non other than... King Dodo, whom, roughly 500 years later, will create the Squad, with Badass Earth joining it on his initiative. However, nothing could prepare him for what had to come for all of them...