Alejandro Al Basignana

Alejandro Al Basignana is a Gambian professional football player who plays as a midfielder for oh dear and is also the current Prime Minister of Lebanon and the Minister for Finance in the Big Man Caliphate supreme court as well as representing the Gambia

## Early Life

Alejandro was born in The Gambia. From a young age he was fascinated with football even joining his local team when he was 7. When he was 11, during a game for his team, a scout from Ajax noticed his talents and offered to bring him to the Netherlands to have a trial with Ajax's world class academy. He passed it with flying colours and he wanted to join the academy, so he moved to Amsterdam with his family.

## Playing Career

### Jong Ajax

After spending 6 years in the Ajax academy Alejandro joined the Ajax youth team Jong Ajax where he spent the next 5 years contracted to

### Ajax

He was promoted to the Ajax first team in 2021 , but was not given any game time apart from in friendlies

#### Loan to Al-Hilal

Alejandro joined Al Hilal in the Saudi Pro League for the 2021-22 season after being frustrated with lack of games at Ajax. He played 17 games for the side, usually playing as a striker or winger scoring 9 goals in the process

#### Return to Ajax

Alejandro returned to Ajax at the end of the 2021-22 season and was part of their squad for the 2022-23 season, but was injured in October and November and was not selected for any games after he came back

### oh dear

After Alejandro once again began to become dissatisfied and annoyed with Ajax for his lack of appearances outside of the cup and friendlies, he pushed for move away from the club. oh dear entered talks with Ajax in December of 2022 and signed Alejandro on the 21st of December for €36 million. He joined the club after the had played their first three games of Season 8 and made an instant impact, scoring the winner in his very first game and scoring 8 goals entirely in by the end of the season, even almost winning Player of the Season

He was a regular for the next two seasons, though was forced to take a more hands on role as Prime Minister of Lebanon which led him to miss the next two seasons and only making a handful of appearances in the seasons following.

In March of 2023 Alejandro once again returned for regular appearances. He now plays primarily as an attacking midfielder, though doesn't shy away from his defensive duties earning him a high attacking and defensive work rate on EA Sports' FIFA 23 game. Alongside Josh Mulvany in the midfield and Niran Yesufu and Jesus Christ in the attack he drastically improved his all-round game even getting the Player of the Season award in Season 20 for his fantastic performances securing survival in Division 3. Alejandro continued to play with the club until the end of the season and left to continue his roles in Lebanon.

### Return to oh dear

In January 2024, after the clone of Big Man, TestSubject5, was recalled ahead of a software update, Alejandro was called into action on a short term loan until TestSubject6 arrived.

## Political Ventures

### Big Man Caliphate

#### Lebanon

Alejandro became the Prime Minister of Lebanon following his trial in Saudi Arabia in 2021 which drew him closer to Big Man's inner circle. He was appointed as Prime Minister of Lebanon by Big Man himself in 2022. He ruled the country from abroad or in his palace in Beirut. When at Al-Hilal in Saudi Arabia he was able to travel between the two countries, but after they were removed from the Big Man Caliphate he was forced to rule from Saudi Arabia and appointed an acting prime minister when he was unable to attend to his duties.

Following his move to oh dear in 2022 he stayed in Ireland for the next few weeks before he decided to take a break from football to rule Lebanon more closely, back in the country in Beirut. He has taken multiple short breaks from his rule to play for oh dear, but has stayed in the country for most of the time.

In 2023 he made Lebanon a one-party state with himself at the head of it and took a harder approach on people who threatened his rule and other criminals were given harsher sentences to try and disincentivise crime. He also amended the law to allow himself to take extended breaks from ruling the country to play for oh dear and to help in the greater running of the Big Man Caliphate following Big Man's death

## Personal Life

### Legal Issues

While Alejandro was on loan to Al-Hilal he was accused of the human trafficking of multiple child sex slaves through Saudi Arabia and into the Gambia in 2021. He was brought to a court in the capital, Riyadh, where Big Man was present as judge. After the conclusion of the trial the jury and Big Man found Alejandro not guilty of the crimes and afterwards became acquaintances with the former leader of the Big Man Caliphate.