Algamoth

One of the only image depictions of Algamoth. The artist committed suicide shortly after drawing.

### Aliases

The Dark Lord, Bringer of the End, All That Is And All That Will Ever Be, Craig

### Relatives

Kevin (Fated enemy), Luke (God-Worshipper relationship, unknown which was which), Nick (Super Smash Bros doubles partners), Will (Roommate)

## Introduction

**Algamoth** was the Dark Lord of Destruction, Death, Entropy, and Finality on the Cubic Inch of Sound podcast. His single goal was to accelerate the universe into its final, dead state, by killing each member of *A Cubic Inch of Sound*. Although many characters consider him to be a force of nature with no legitimate consciousness, it should be noted that he spoke quite eloquently to his Dark Minions Fester, Jester, and Nestor:

> "Gather, my minions. I have foreseen the destruction of their measly podcast. We are All That Is, And All That Will Ever Be. Using my teachings, you will show them what it means to truly review a Wes Anderson film. And if they do not know fear, they will learn it."
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Kevin was destined from birth to defeat Algamoth, but only in his second life and with the help of Popeye's powers. This inevitably led to a rift between Kevin and Luke when the latter decided to worship Algamoth instead of Satan. Luke would eventually come to his senses and become a reformed Satanist, which would lead to him being possessed by the spirit of Baphomet during the final battle against Algamoth in the ruins of the QINCY Facility.

It should also be noted that Will temporarily lived with Algamoth in the Chaos Dimension, although this did not seem to strain Will's relationship with the other podcast members. Will would later say that Algamoth "cleaned the bathroom very thoroughly every Sunday, but... would leave dozens of mugs and glasses in his room".

## Powers

While trapped in the Chaos Dimension, Algamoth is formless and can only summon monsters into the real world. He hates this because it goes against his whole thing of destruction and death, which explains why he rarely does it. Algamoth's monsters take the form of giant snakes with mice heads, approximately 12 feet high and "really fucking long". The power of these monsters is directly proportional to the amount of lazy, destructive energy that Algamoth has been able to absorb in the past 24 hours.

Kevin would eventually summon Algamoth into some semblance of a physical form, destroying the QINCY Facility in the process and creating a being known as **Algamoth's Incarnation**. In this form, Algamoth can shoot concentrated beams of entropy that age and deteriorate whatever they come in contact with. Kevin would be the only main character hit by this blast, aging him approximately 4 trillion years, but luckily he had already re-atomized as **Popeye's Wrath** and this only made him stronger.

## Controversy

Controversy was stirred over Algamoth's apparent similarities to Will's real-life ex-girlfriend, Joanne C. Algamoth, who sued the podcast creators for defamation. Although the podcast creators denied any similarities in name as "just a weird coincidence", Ms. Algamoth was awarded an undisclosed amount of money by Judge Judy.

Future releases of the podcast would hastily dub over any utterance of "Algamoth" with "Mr. Meanface", although the podcast creators later said: "Mr. Meanface is not canon. We only changed that because our lawyers said we had to. The true fans know that it's always been Algamoth."