Captain Marvel

Plank

**Captain Marvel**, also known by the Toxic Brood as Plank, real name **Carol Danvers**,is a villain who, like many villains, believes herself to be a hero. She is a mass murderer responsible for the deaths of thousands and the sadness of countless orphans. Her well known power is to shoehorn her existence in the MCU, becoming important part of the world, even if it contradicts previously established history. She is based off of the Marvel Comics character of the same name. She was the main villain of part 1 of EFAP Season 3.

## Personality

Captain Marvel is extremely smug and self-righteous, and simply can't see herself as flawed. She always turns to violence as the first solution to any problem, the one person she ever spared being Ronan the Accuser, the war-mongering Kree commander who was actually responsible for the conflict of her film.

She is emotionally stunted, acting like giddy child when she gets to blow up battleships and shouting "woohoo". Because of her immature nature, she lacks the ability to empathize with other people and does things without any consideration to the consequences or how other people would feel, like how she destroyed The Dons jukebox with no remorse and stole his bike for small slight she felt he did to her.

## History

Captain Marvel's history is primarily documented in the 2019 film of the same name. She used to be a soldier for the Kree, fighting against the shapeshifting Skrulls, until she learned that the Kree had actually lied to her, so she killed 2/3 of the Kree who likely had also been lied to, and didn't feel any remorse, happily cheering all the way, using her new laser powers (that were repressed by a patch that only functioned if she believed it functioned so she unlocked her powers by believing that she could unlock them), leaving behind the Skrull ship that contained one of the men who actually lied to her. She changed her outfit from the uniform of an evil space empire to a color-swapped uniform of an evil space empire (which is considered a disgrace despite the option being provided by the suit itself), gained the ability to fly at light speed, and spent the next several years not defending Earth against any alien threats until she returned in Avengers Endgame for 5 minutes.

## Attack on The Don

A deleted scene from *Captain Marvel* revealed that during her time on Earth, a saintly man calling himself The Don politely asked if Captain Marvel needed a ride, and she took the opportunity to assault him and steal his bike (because she did need a ride, but wouldn't defile herself by missing an opportunity for evil). The Don's injuries prevented him from completing his daily orphan-saving routine, leading directly to a school for blind orphans being burned down.

To be fair, in Kree home-world, asking someone to smile is equivalent to stabbing their mother, so Captain Marvel was in the right to hurt him for touching her map and asking for smile.

## Trivia

* She has nothing to prove.
* She is an overly emotional plank of wood.
* captain marvel can start spaceship by blasting it
* captain marvels great trauma of not being able to drive co-cart because she is girl
* weirdly captain marvel decided to go to earth after she sees people turning to dust
* movie captain marvel gave subtle hints that carol was strong female character, like directly telling you
* uncle ben died because captain marvel broke his hand and he couldn't defend himself
* once you steal couple of bikes you essentially become god like, message of captain marvel
* She's not as good a hero as Absorbing Man (unfortunately he died).
* Why are you talking about Captain Marvel? Spiderman is coming out!

## References

1. ↑ EFAP #40 - MEMES and "DOOM Eternal looks terrible" with The Critical Drinker and more.
2. ↑ Jay, MauLer, and Rags talking about Avengers: Endgame and Captain Marvel (part three)
3. ↑ Jay, MauLer, and Rags talking about Avengers: Endgame and Captain Marvel (part two)