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Bruno Powroznik

Bruno Powroznik is a past incarnation of Callum's Corner, who made YouTube videos that were infinitely more questionable than all of Callum's Corner's videos combined. In the rare events of Bruno being mentally stable, he made videos to do with his opinions on the housing market, and how the evil STR's (Sell-To-Renters) take advantage of people struggling financially and trick them into selling their houses so they can rent them. When Bruno wasn't mentally stable (which was most of the time), he made videos which makes many people question his sexuality. In some videos, such as I LOVE SEX, Bruno insists he is straighter than the pole that Callum's sister, Aimee dances on for a living. In other videos, such as GAY SEX IS FANTASTIC, Bruno announces he is gay a little more than necessary. Bruno had several YouTube accounts, but none of them are known to exist today. Bruno's fame peaked in 2019, when a reupload of his most popular video, OBJECTS THAT I HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE, was recommended to several people thanks to the wonders of YouTube's algorithm. When his videos became more and more popular, old fans began to reveal even more old Bruno Powroznik videos. There are videos Bruno made which are not known to exist anymore, with one possibly being titled 'ADOLF HITLER'. In 2008, Bruno uploaded a video called THE MASSACRE AT THE HOUSE PRICE CRASH PUB MEETING IN THE GLASSHOUSE STORES PUB IN BREWER STREET ON THE 8TH JULY 2008, which caused him to be arrested, along with his YouTube account being deleted. Bruno's last known appearance online was in 2013, and it is believed that Bruno broke into Gavin Greenway (a rent-forever loser who Bruno rightfully despised)'s house a few months after his disappearance. Bruno tricked Gavin into letting him into his house. Little did Gavin know that Bruno was in possession of a bomb that murdered Gavin, bringing Bruno down with him. However, new evidence has proven that both Bruno and Gavin were reincarnated in the 20th century, as Callum Adams and Gavin Reynolds, respectively. The two of them became enemies within a split second of being reuinited with each other at the annual KKK Awards Ceremony. Callum has been reminded of Bruno ever since it was discovered by the corner that Bruno was an old incarnation of Callum by Bruno's videos often being paid to be played on his livestreams.
The Eddie Defense League

The Eddie Defense League is a Far Right Paramilitary group formed in 2016 by worshipers of Callum's Nephew Eddie with the stated aim of "defending our lord and savior Edward Eddie Edison from massive nonce monsters such as Callum Adams and the Tories". the group is mainly made up of the sub-sections of Callum's Corner and Callum's Army that don't engage in noncery. members of The Gregonites also take part in the Eddie Defense League but only very few as being a nonce is basically a requirement to be a Gregonite. the group is believed to number 400-500 members. the groups main target is Callum as he was identified by the groups Chief Intelligence Officer Peater Grergen as the number 1 threat to Eddie's anus. Eddie Defense League members can be regularly seen in Cal's streams engaging in a campaign of sabotage donating such things as "Callum touches his Nephew", "Callum uses Eddie's tight poo hole to toast his bread" and "LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL young n\*gga Elliot Rodger"
The United Kingdom

The United Kingdom is an island in the Northwest of Europe, which broke away from the rest of the continent due to the:

* Smelly French
* Poor, Gay Greeks
* Germans (They're ok)
* Dirty Poles
* Sweaty Spanish
* And the Worst of them all.... Ireland

It has been known to have conflict which all links to the Illuminati and the grand scheme of Eternal Eddie. He is the Demigod which has caused all of the conflict ranging from the simple feuds of old to the rightful occupation and punishment of the Irish.

## Callum's Threats & The Future of the U.K

Arguably the biggest conflict to grace the country was the Succession of Walder Frey's North in the Late 20th century, and the second UK civil war which was quickly dispersed. While tarnished, this event led to Callum's uprising and the positioning of Cousin Greg as Earl of Wight and the Lord of Sandown. All signs show that War is once more coming after the assassination of Walder Frey and Callum's threats of a new Northern state emerging and using the Callum's Army to take the previously untouchable areas and overthrow the government. The projected time for this inevitable war is the Early 2020s - Late 2030s, and the Current British army is trying desperately to pick out the Army members, but are failing. Callum's threats of a New state covering most of the current U.K. and Ireland include creating churches of Eddie in every settlement and a new war with America to retake the Original 13 colonies, nothing more. The Flag of England is to be replaced with the Lannister Sigil and Blackburn to be turned into a stronghold where only the elite of the Army are safe. The known Lords Callum will be instating will be:

* King Callum 1 - Lord of Blackburn, King of Greater Britain, Maester of Noncery and Protector of the Realm
* Cousin Gregory - Lord of Sandown and Earl of the Isle
* Lancel Lannister - Lord of Dover and Earl of the South
* Ser Jerseyboy - Lord of Jersey and Earl of the Crown dependancies
Walder Frey

Walder Frey was Gav’s Uncle amd mentor to Callum as young boy. This is where Callum got all his noncery tips and tricks which were then passed down to Eddie and Elliot Rodger. It is unknown if he and Callum’s had any sexual experiences === '''<u>Early Life</u>''' === Walder was born in the Twins, which was an old Forttress in the North. He the moved to the Isle of Wight and became the original King in the North when he seceded it from the United Kingdom in February 1991. This Reign only lasted 19 months until shut down by the British government. ==== '''<u>Training Callum</u>''' ==== When Callum moved day to the Isle of Wight, Walder had just become the First King Of Nonceria (The North) and took him under his wing due to his own sons being killed by AIDS from Freddie Mercury. some of the Tactics taught Included the ‘Groomers Grab’ and the ‘Spinning Elbow’. His Nephew Gav became Callum’s Best friend and loyal servant who later reunited in Bristol in 2014, 6 years after Callum’s Stay beyond The Wall. ==== '''<u>Life Post Covid and Death</u>'''. ==== After Callum moved back to the Isle of Wight following his 4 Year reclamation of The North, Walder allowed Cal To stream Porn from his house, and Eat all his Sons old spunk samples. Walder was tragically Assassinated by the Anti-Gregs in late 2020, although he was found long dead and the date of death is unknown. This was the Reason Callum had to Leave after hearing a noise on his stream one night. HIs ghost appeared behind Callum on stream on 18th January groping his Tic Tac head. Some of the Corner pointed out 'Walder Frey behind you!'. However, Callum just shrugged it off and talked about movies he'd starred in.
Sour Gummi Bears Clay Kit Slime

### Charms

3 Clay Gummi Bears, 2 Gummi Bear Charms, Gummi Bear-themed Sprinkle Mix, Glitter

### Scent

Sour Gummi Bears

This is a slime that is a Blue Icee slime, but when mixed with the clay bears it becomes a Buttery Icee Slime with 3 Clay Gummi Bears, 2 Gummi Bear Charms, Gummi Bear-themed Sprinkle Mix, & Glitter.

Price: $18.99
Callum's grey light switch

Callum's grey light switch is featured in almost all of the modern streams. It is his most trusted companion and has been spunked on more than Lennie at this point.

## Early Life

Lightswitch was born in a factory in Qingdao China on the 12/6/1956

Lightswitch didn't always turn on lights for a living he began his life as a bomb detonator used by the Ulster Volunteer Force (UVF).

## Career as a Bomb Detonator

Lightswitch career as a bomb detonator began in 1969 when he was used to set off several bombs at electricity substations, water pipelines and an Irish Police station. in 1971 Lightswitch was used to detonate a bomb at McGurk's bar which killed 15 and injured 17. after this incident Lightswitch took a year off in celebration and resumed detonating bombs in 1973 and quickly earned the honor of the UVF's most reliable bomb detonator.

## Fall from Grace

On the 21st May 1994 Lightswitch was to be used to detonate a bomb at pub in Dublin but when it was planted the bomb failed to explode. after this incident Lightswitch was expelled from the UVF and ordered to leave Northern Ireland or face execution. he then moved to the Isle of Wight where he took up the job of turning on and off house lights the house he settled in was eventually purchased by Callum the Cockwomble Adams.
Callum's Corner Sim FPS

Callum's Corner Sim FPS is a shooter game based around the Callum's Corner cinematic universe created by Fabeman, the game is a total overhaul mod running on the doom FPS engine, the game features thousands of custom weapons, textures, and over 20 custom Callum's Corner related enemies. The game is still in development as of August 2023 but is likely to be released very soon, with the first public distribution to be mailed to Callum himself.
Tommy Robinson

Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon, or Tommy Robinson as the shithead likes to call himself is an English Islamaphobic activist who co-founded the EDL.

He was also a member of the BNP and the BFP (British Freedom Party). The rozzers have captured tom many times for being violent, stalking people, possessing drugs and ignoring court orders.

Adam Callums was once accused of supporting robinson in a cameo message from former House of Commons speaker John Bercow, which callum denied. if you know anything about callum, you'll know this was bollocks, and callum i sreally up to his knees in love with tommy, and are planning to revive the EDL in time for its 15th birthday. speaking of which, i saw callum buying his boyfriend a present for his 15th birthday last month. he just doesn't know where to stop anyway where were we oh yeah tommy robinson was arrested last month for openly caring about anti-semitism and was arrested and was pepper sprayed. poor bastard i guess
LGBTQ+

The LGBTQ+ is an acronym of lesbain, gay, bisexual, transgender but no one knows what the q stands for. some say it's questioning, others say it's queer.

## History

the lgb community was first created at some point in the late 20th century when society suddenly decided homosexual people were clear and gave them rights

sadly, the transgenders would later invite themselves to the community, making it the lgbt community

the q for queer (some peiople like to think its questioning) joined not long afterr and this was when it went really shit

the commubity realised that new letters would keep coming so they had a secret weapon: they added on a + to represent all the other speckatrons in their community

unfortunately more letters kept coming

the I was added for intersex people (rumour has it that the sister callum likes is one of these)

the a was added for asexuals (people wjo can't be bothered to fuck people) but some cunts believe it can stand for ally so that everyone has to be part of the community

after it was discovered that no one knew what the q stood for, another one was added to represent both q's.

p for pansexual and 2s for 2-spirited (basically a make believe gender identity for special peoople, also why are they adding numbers now?)

theres probavbly more but id rather be rimmed by paul breach than carry on

## In the Callum's Corner Universe (CCU)

Many people related to the adam are part of the lgbtqwkjehrwjehrueihtuihteruiheruih+++++ community. lets get some examples

Callum's slutty little sister, aimee came out as a lesbian in late 2017 and started dating a slag called meadow. we all know she became a lezza because there was no more cock for her to suck

Callum is obviously gay. he has denied it multiple times but just watch that old video he made about phil schofield

some of the mods in callums discord are rumoured to be bisexual, much to the fury of some homophobismageist members of the discord

callum has had a long ewxperince with trnasgenerism, when his mum used to trick him into dressing as a girl as a child, and pretending to have a mangina. he has cross-dressed several times as an adult.

callum was fuming when he remembered this (when some spak called james commented "are you transgender?" on a stream), but according to mrs adams, he loved it at the time.

callum personally believes there are only 2 genders because he has common sense, and thinks trans people should have their own bathrooms, wait till he has to pay for them oyut of his own tax money

some members of the corner pretend to be girls such as april and childchewer but girls couldnt set foot in our corner and live to tell the tale
The Lithuanian Sex Workers

The Lithuanian Sex Workers are used by Callum daily (sometimes several times daily) as California can't get boom boom normally due to the amount of Fortnite he plays. their mostly underage and Callum refuses to boom boom the ones that aren't. I would explain what they do and where they come from but it's fairly self explanatory. Callum first came to know the Lithuanian Sex Workers in 2019 when as part of a campaign of sabotage by anti Neo Nazi groups (such as the Soy Boy Battalion) they were sent on mass. Callum at first refused to boom boom them as it was the first time Cal had been in contact with a Woman in 10 years but after awhile he gave in and began inserting little Callum into them. Callum has frequently been sent to the STD clinic dew to the amount of Arse Injected Death Sentence (AIDS) the Lithuanian Sex Workers harbour
David Cameron

David Cameron was born on the 9th October 1966 on the planet that the Reptilian overlords originally come from. on the 27th July 1986 Dodgy Dave and his Lizard family moved to Earth specifically to London England where they quickly joined the Conservative Party to begin sucking Earth dry of it's wealth and to feed on Humans.

## Political Career

On the 11th May 2010 David Cameron was elected Prime Minister by his Reptilian mates. during his time as PM he and his party of Lizards underwent a silent campaign of encouraging people to go vegan as herbivores taste better than carnivores. Dodgy Dave also launched a silent yet ultimately unsuccessful campaign to prevent legal same sex marriage. in 2016 for reasons unknown the Reptilians ordered David Cameron to stand down as Prime Minister he was then replaced by fellow Alien Lizard thing Theresa May. the reason many believe the Reptilian overlords ordered Pig Shagger to stand down was because his campaign to encourage the population to go vegan wasn't meeting it's quotas Bristol being one of the few areas where the campaign was successful. In 2016 David Cameron was called Dodgy Dave by Dennis Skinner (which can be seen here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvIUa47x\_Oc ) in the House of Commons. this severally angered Dave so he had Dennis Skinner kicked out on his way out he was jumped by Dave's goons thrown into a Transit van and then eaten by Dave's Reptilian mates and replaced by a Synth.

## Death

On the 18th January Callum Adams uploaded a Smash or Pass if I was gay edition David Cameron being one of the suggestions. Callum's answer to if he would smash Dave was "I think I would smash David Cameron but it would be very very aggressive so it would almost be like a punishment I would be pounding that would be the sound of my balls just slapping into his arse almost painful for him quite frankly I could probably split him in half then spunk him back together again". after uploading the video Callum borrowed Big Nige's Transit van and set off to London where he abducted David and brought him back to his basement where he promptly bummed him in half. though despite his best efforts he wasn't able to spunk him back together again. Callum then fed Dodgy Dave's remains to Madeline McCann
The Estranian Directorate of Corrections and Rehabilitation (EDCR)

***The Estranian Directorate of Corrections and Rehabilitation (EDCR)***

*The Estranian Directorate of Corrections and Rehabilitation (EDCR) is the governmental organization responsible for the management, oversight, and administration of correctional facilities and rehabilitation programs within the borders of The Estranian Federation. The EDCR is dedicated to maintaining the welfare of incarcerated individuals while also focusing on their rehabilitation and successful reintegration into society.*

Key Functions and Responsibilities:

1. **Correctional Facilities Management:** The EDCR oversees a network of correctional facilities, including prisons, detention centers, and rehabilitation centers. It ensures that these facilities adhere to international standards for the humane treatment of prisoners and detainees.
2. **Rehabilitation Programs:** The EDCR develops and implements a range of rehabilitation and vocational training programs aimed at equipping inmates with valuable skills and knowledge. These programs are designed to facilitate a smooth transition back into society upon release.
3. **Safety and Security:** The EDCR places a strong emphasis on maintaining safety and security within correctional facilities. It employs well-trained staff to ensure order and prevent escapes.
4. **Legal Rights and Human Dignity:** The EDCR is committed to upholding the legal rights and human dignity of all individuals under its custody. It works to prevent any forms of abuse or mistreatment within its facilities.
5. **Reintegration Support:** In collaboration with social services and other government agencies, the EDCR provides post-release support to individuals reentering society. This includes assistance with finding employment, housing, and addressing any personal or psychological challenges.
6. **Research and Innovation:** The EDCR invests in research and innovation to improve its practices, develop effective rehabilitation methods, and address the evolving needs of the criminal justice system.
7. **Collaboration and International Engagement:** The EDCR collaborates with international organizations, other countries' correctional agencies, and non-governmental organizations to exchange best practices, promote human rights, and enhance its capabilities.
Callum's Mum

Callum's Mum is an elderly woman who gave birth to Callum during the Soas Wars of 81 but due to her selfish behaviour Callum had to have a suction cup attached to his head so he could be pulled out and afterwards she refused to give Callum any of her titty milk and opted for a blood transfusion instead. Callum's Mum forced Callum to dress as a girl which may be the reason Callum cross-dresses today She later gave birth to Aimee where the both of them abused and terrorised Callum including making him fat and spending all his birthday money on a strip club which Callum hated as he only has interests in men and little kids. A few years later she had a fall which nearly killed her but Callum came and saved her despite her spazmoidal behaviour to him in the past, While Callum lived with her she ate all his Adams Cake, Slammed his knob in a door and shat all over Michelle which ended up making Callum move to the Isle of Wight. After a row with Aimee, Aimee decided to send her elderly mother in the post, to Callum's house. He opened the box expecting it to be his new toasters, however, he was disappointed to find out it was just his fucking retarded mum. Callums mums son, callum, stated in a press conference that he plans to assault 'callums mum' with a 'hunk of tarmac' if she continues to refuse his sexual advances, screaming that he'll 'smash her sket head in.' He has currently locked his nephew eddie in his citroen C3 until his demands are met. Callums mum has stated that she will not have intercorse with her son as long as he refuses to shower.
Gareth

Gareth is Callum’s Ex-Boyfriend who had a 4 month relationship with him between august and November 2015. He married his sister and Callum’s other Ex Michelle in 2018 and Callum was locked outside the church, crying who tried to get in by sounding over the door hinges to loosen them up, and strip naked to cover himself in oil to attempt to slip through the keyhole.
Callum's Pets

On the 3rd April 2019, (''I Got A Pet!!!") Callum announced he was getting a couple of guinea pigs from the budget British pet shop Pets At Home.Their names are Richard Nixon (black and white,long hair),Henry Kissinger 'Kiss' (light brown) and the late Jeremy Corbyn 'Jezza' (ginger) (RIP died in November 2019). On the 18th April 2019 ''(Should I Rename him Shane Dawson? 10 Minutes Of Guinea Pig Joy.) ''Callum was having second thoughts on Jezza's name and was thinking of naming him Shane Dawson because he was ginger like Shane is, however that didn't go down well, so he stuck with Jeremy. On the 5th June ( ''A Guinea Pig Bit My Willy On Stream- The TRUTH About What Happened.) ''Callum explains what happened in the stream from the last night, saying that he was wearing trackie bottoms and Richard Nixon was on his lap and mistook his penis for a carrot and bit him. He had to end the stream there, luckily Callum wasn't hurt as he wasn't Jewish so he had foreskin for protection. On 28th November 2019 (''Heartbreaking News, Annoying Child, Idiot Twitch & Saying Goodbye To A Legend) ''Callum announced the death of Jeremy Corbyn. He was found motionless with his eyes wide open.That same night, he did a live stream in honour of Jezza and Cyps uploaded the highlights of it the following day (''Callums Corner TRIBUTE TO JEREMY CORBYN (28/11/19 STREAM HIGHLIGHTS)'' On the 9th January 2020, (''I Got A Puppy!!! Meet My 7 Week Old St. Bernard) ''Callum announced that he got a puppy which he named Lennie after the 'Of Mice and Men' book character, Lennie Small. On the 15th January 2020, (''My Puppies 1st Bath)'' Lennie had his first bath. Lennie has been seen in many streams.
Phillip Schofield

Phillip Schofield Is a TV Presenter who plays quite a part in Callum's life. When Callum was a young lad in the Late 80s. He used to watch a show on The BBC (AKA The Biased Bullshit Catastrophe). Anyway, This Show was called The Broom Cupboard. It was a short lived sitcom about 3 Secretly Gay Men. Callum as a closeted gay child loved it. Phil was one of these Gay Men playing himself. However after 1 Failed Season Phil left for ITV. The show was later shown in soviet countries in 1991 however this resulted in the Berlin Wall falling due to residents wanting more gays to kill. Lets fast forwards to today. Phil recently came out as homosexual and started a relationship with Callum and they are very happy. Callum proposed to Phil on 31/12/20 and got married on the 25/12/21. Awwwww. The Schofe has been recently found out to have nonced up a teenage boy in the closet while he made ITV turn a blind eye. The poor lad who got nonced up now has three forms of the clap and the Schofe has been found out for his dirty birdie ways.

## **CALLUMS RELATIONSHIP WITH THE SCHOFE**

Callum dated Phil from 1987 till the recent events of schofes filthy ways. Callum often cheated on Phillip with Raoul Moat and/or Elliot Rodger, he often locked himself in the basement to wank over Jimmy Saville. They had one beautiful child, Paul breach together, though there are conspiracies that the real baby daddy is Ian Moore and not the schofe. The schofe and Sanjay also have started an only fans together, which consists of them shitting in each others mouths then preying on little kids.
Cyps

### Relatives

Seamus Costello - Father R44MM - Brother The nobs who sent Callum takeaways - cousins

### Affiliation

Callums Corner (formerly) Callums Army (formerly) Irish National Liberation Army (INLA)

## Physical description

### Eye color

pre recorded

Cyps is a former YouTube, Twitch and Mixer mod for Callum he (along with his one eyed wife Besme) were also overseers for The Discord Corner. Cyps was ousted from the Corner in whenever the fuck all that shite happened I can't remember and don't really care. after it was revealed he and his wonkey eyed wife were banning people on the Discord and live stream chats at will and for no reason. Cyps also bullied Rogue Memes out of the Corner by threatening to dox him solely because Rogue once said in a dono that cyps was a bad youtuber. cyps also used to do youtube live streams usually starting just after Callums streams or sometimes during Cal's streams and all of the mods would then run off to cyps stream like the benders they are. these streams would usually last until 3AM-3:30AM during which cyps would just sit there listening to his shitey Eminem songs. not to long after he began live streaming people noticed that cyps wore a balaclava it was theorized that he wore it because he was an IRA member but the real reason he wore it was because he was an INLA member. cyps was kidnapped and killed by the Neo Nazi grooup the Racial Volunteer Force (RVF) on the 11/01/2021
Big Nige Party

Big Nige Party, or BNP for short, is a far-right political group founded by Nigel Bigson in 2012. It has always came last in elections, once scoring negative 772% in the 2010 general election. BNP is a very controversial group, commonly named 'The Most Racist Group In Bristol' which would be true if we miss out The Discord Corner which is considerably more facist that BNP. In 2012, BNP's new slogan, 'Fuck the P-Words, Kill The N-Words' was accused of being racist on social media. So in response to the outrage, Nige shortened it to 'Fuck the P-Words'. Callum once considered joining BNP in 2011, however, Nige had to decline because Callum was a muslim between the years 2004 and 2020. Bige Nige Party has to be the most hated group in the United Kingdom right now. However, no-ones speaking out because of the clan's murderous tendencies
Loyalists Against Democracy Coalition

The Ulster Unionists wish to maintain a homoerotic relationship with the UK. Armed groups the armed groups of junkie terrorists include the Ulster Volunteer Force (UVF),Red Hand Commandos (RHC),Ulster Defense Association (UDA),Loyalist Volunteer Force (LVF),Ulster Resistance (UR),Orange Volunteers (OV),Red Hand Defenders (RHD) and the Real Ulster Freedom Fighters (RUFF). These groups have dedicated themselves to killing innocent people because that's how mafia works when they wont take your drugs. Weapons used The Ulster Batty Boys had to resort to smuggling in weapons and receiving funding from state colluders because no one fucking likes them. Some of the weapons used heroin,cocaine, ketamine among other drugs. They also smuggled some real weapons from apartheid south africa, wee willie frazer was one eejit who done that - but most got seized at port. Today Led by Jamie Bryson, they continue to decline and fall apart fighting over heroin. Their critics recommend that they enter the 21st century, as some groups are split between the 17th century and the 20th century still. They seem to believe they'll stop the UK implementing any kind of Border on Ireland or in the Irish sea.
Brian TTS

Brian TTS, or 'Brian Teateaesse' is a man who Callum kidnapped and kept as a slave to read out his racist donations. Brian suffers from stockholm syndrome and has a very good relationship with Callum. Brian was born in 2004, one day in 2016, Callum saw Brian crying outside of Lidl. He went upto him and said 'Get in the fucking Citroen C3 you big puff'. Brian got into the car and Cal took him to a warehouse full of smelly Chinese people. Callum strapped him to a desk behind a computer and forced him to read out racist donos. All of the racism turned Brian into a racist as well. Callum let Brian go in 2020 and replaced him with Aimee, however, Brian returned later in 2020 as he was missing Callum and his racist ways.

## Committing manslaughter

In September 2023, Callum began suffering from Tourette's. He contacted a doctor that turned out to be Brian, who spoke to him on a zewm call, explaining how 5mg of soas per day could help weaken his levels of spastication. Because sanjay is a fucking retarded cont, he forgot his past experiences with soas, and did not expect his tourette's to become fatal after consuming the soas.

Footage of this tragedy/comedy can be viewed here
Eddie

Eddie is a prominent character in Callum's videos. He is Callum's nephew, the son of the sister that he likes. He gets bummed by Callum every time Callum babysits him. He's an beta male, and he supports the labour party (silly cunt). His favourite politician is Queer Starmer and Benito Mussolini who he has quoted many times in his propoganda videos. Eddie's first appearance on the channel was on the 13th December 2016 when he was 4 months old: 'How to look after a baby. A guide. His latest appearance on Callum's channel was on the 21st April 2019: 'BUY ANYTHING YOU WANT (With My 3 Year Old Nephew)'. After that video Callum slaughtered him with a machete and a Molotov cocktail after Eddie broke Cal's bank account and made it drop to 1 shilling, his body is buried under the monolith on the Isle of Wight.

## Spirituality

Eddie is believed to be a demigod, and is worshipped across the Isle of Wight and much of the southern coast of Britain. Walder Frey helped introduce the religion of Eddieology during the 1990s, which helped to recruit members to his army. Once Eddie was born it was a national ceremony. It is said that Eddie will bring balance and Racial purity back to the British Isles, starting with the elimination of all the Irish, Pat keys and Knee gars. The Eddie conquest is prophesied to begin in the mid 2020s and the recent coronavirus as a warning to the power of Eddie. Eddie has been raped and molested thousands of times, mainly by Ian Moore and Ray Peddy He uses a magic amulet to stay the age of 3 forever. This is made from shards of Alfred the Great's spunk, blood of his mother and Cousin Pip's foreskin. This is kept on his guardian (Callum) at all times and is currently hidden inside the Voodoo doll Aimee made of Him. Eddie's birth has caused many conspirers, and he is constantly moved across the country to avoid the Queen's assassins. Unfortunately, he was hunted down and assassinated by the Infamous Far-Right Activist DP 14. There is one thing that Eddie does not want you to know about however-his long lost brother Jeddie. Jeddie could be described as naïve or foolish but in reality he's just a bit thick. Eddie is embarrassed by the vegetable characteristics of his brother and has hidden him away from all known life, like a known Mr Rochester. Many believe that Jeddie lives in Callum's home, operating as Callum's cameraman. This can be specifically seen in Callum's videos with Eddie crying and attempting to beat the shit out of his younger brother. This is the reason why Eddie has not recently been in any of Callum's videos, as he is scared that he might kill Jeddie.
Ranch's Divine Wine

Ranch's Divine Wine is a shop in Edinburgh that sells only wine (Seriously extend your product range) The Shop was planned to open in 2020 but due to the Coronavirus Pandemic the whole shop had to be moved onto Discord so the business could keep open during these struggling times. The online shop contains 21 tasting booths for privacy and a cat showcase channel, This is paired with a committed and enthusiastic staff team. The owner of the establishment is none other than Ranch himself (Who is a long time standing moderator and member in The Discord Corner, Most commonly known for being Scottish and a massive lover of the SNP), he built the shop in order to express his love of wine and other alcoholic beverages but for some reason all the other alcoholic beverages have been cut and if you try to ask the staff about them they threaten you with a permanent ban from the shop and the discord. In local review websites Ranch's Divine Wine has been given a 8.5/10
Keemstar

Daniel M. Keem (born: March 8, 1882), better known online as '''DramaAlert''' (also known as '''KEEMSTAR''', formerly '''XDJKEEMSTAR'''), is an American YouTuber and online news reporter best known for his DramaAlert channel. He is also known as one of the founding members and hosts of the Baited Podcast. He is the founder of ''Minecraft Monday'', a popular Minecraft competition comprising of many large creators, and ''Friday Fortnite'', which is a popular Fortnite competition consisting of large Fortnite content creators. Friday Fortnite was introduced in May 2018, but was shut down quickly. The tournament did come back in 1946, but for only a brief period. His most famous moment has to be in 1912 when he obliterated Alex in an argument after Alex sunk the sodding Titanic. In which he said " FUCK THIS, IM ON THE TITANIC WITH MY FUCKING HANDS UP, I'M NOT STARTIN' MY-FUCKING-SELF. YOU FUCKING STUPID BITCH! THIS STUPID-FUCKING-JUSTICE, ALL-FUCKING-RIGHTEOUS FUCKING N\*\*\*ER!, ALEX, IS DOING THIS SHIT! YOU FUCKING N\*\*\*ER!!! I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, I'M GONNA- Yo, everybody type in the chat "Alex is a stupid n\*\*\*er". Just type in the chat "Alex is a stupid n\*\*\*er". Fuck him. Fuck him." It has since gone down in the history bewks as the dopest moment of the 20th century. Keemstar actually died in 1957 however he was brought back by Jesus as a gnome who will guide the world to greatness, creating the biggest news show in the entire universe, DramaAlert, in 1973. In 1986, he was caught dealing Class-A's to cartel and was supposed to be going to prison however his mate, Jesus Christ, turned up at court to fight his case and the judge instantly declared him as innocent. Keemstar is still presenting DramaAlert 48 years on and its as big as ever. Covering the hottest topics in the universe.
The Co-op

The Co-Op is a chain of shops throughout the United Kingdom. Callum loves the place and this is why he bought a Co-Operative Food shop near his old home in Bristol. Behind this Co-Op stood a really disturbing secret however, when Callum bought it, he used it as a front to his secret pedophile group infamous in the Bristol area for dealing in stolen children, it is even thought to have been responsible for the disappearance of Maddie McCann. Callum would keep dozens of children in this Co-Op and trade them to the likes of Prince Andrew, Rolf Harris, Jeffery Epstein and Jimmy Savile in exchange for Yu-Gi-Oh cards, GoGo's Crazy Bones, dust caps from car tyres and crystal meth. The Co-Op is now under investigation by the local authorities however they don't know who was actually behind it because Callum used the alias 'Sanjay' on all the forms, so the feds are looking for men of Asian descent. Meaning Callum isn't a suspect. That is unless the plod are reading this, then Callum really is buggered.
Jimmy Savile

Jimmy Savile was a notorious pedophile and friend of the corner. He first encountered Callum on that infamous episode of Jim'll Fix It when Callum asked Jim to fix it for him to suck off a dog for quavers blindfolded. After this, Cal and Jim became good friends, trading kids and noncing in the park, everything was great. The big event that took place with Jim was when 'The Nonces Went On Tour'. The gang, Jimmy, Callum, Rokas, Eddie and The Rodge went on a massive noncing trip around the whole of Great Britain. The Rodge however, accidentally shot Jimmy's child to death with a breadknife. This angered Jimmy slightly and resulted in a brand new Curry's kettle being destroyed. The gang decided to go into the woods to find some deceased to nonce however Jimmy fell into a lake and wasn't seen again... Until 3 weeks later, he was executed to death by ISIS in Bristol Mosque for trespassing. He has since been resurrected by Jesus as his sins were forgiven. He has since gone onto stop pedophilia and killing Jeffery Epstein. poo
Chinese quagmire

Chinese quagmire is a Donator meme monkey and a Heroic asian. He has discovered Callum's penis size by using the English and Fillipino Standards. He is one of the most prominent Asian characters in the Callum Lore aside from Pat Key and Kim Jon il. His genetics are 35% Chinese 15% Thai 33% balkan 5% baltic and the rest Western European
Callum's Dad

Andrew "Combo" Adams is the Father of Callum Adams and a high ranking member in the EDL. When Callum's Mum showed great disinterest in her son, Andrew was a fantastic father figure and taught him the things that Callum needed to know about the world that Chrissie wouldn't like being a nonce and a racist. Andrew and Callum bonded over many father and son activities such as mutual masturbation,69ing, kidnapping pre-schoolers,raping dogs, putting car bombs on peoples cars and scaring off little Indian kids by shitting in their curries. One of his and Callum's greatest achievements was when Callum went into a shop ran by a pat key and demanded him for one hundred fags, a bottle of wine, a bottle of whiskey and ten cans of lager, when the owner refused Callum called him a pat key bastard and Andrew came into the shop to finish the job by slaying the pat key with his sword while repeating the words "fucking paki cunt". At some point Andrew cheated on Chrissie and eventually had a separate family. It is unknown what happened to Andrew after Callum's childhood,though there are persistent rumours he was shot down while trying to bomb Mecca,but he is kept alive through the donations where he repeats "fucking paki cunt", however Callum has to skip these donations as it makes him emotional to think about his Father.
Andrew Tate

Andrew Tate is a gay muslim incel who likes to brag about his imaginary body count to year 8 boys who watch him despite him being banned on every social media platform (except X, formally known as Twitter, and Rumble, both owned by some far-right spacktards) due to the matrix attacking him (apparently). he became rich and famous by saying blatantly sexist (or 'misogynistic', as the media put it to make it look as if they were bigger than him by using bigger words) shit online, knowing damn well that he would get billions of clicks from it. he claims not to be a misogynist, and that everything he says is either out of context or satire.

## Tate's arrest (due to the matrix attacking him, apparently)

On December 30th 2022 the romanian matrix- i mean authorities raided tate's huge af house, arrested him on suspicion of rape and human trafficking, and threw him in jail for 3 months (where he claimed there were cockroaches) until he successfully appealed his case and then was sentenced to house arrest for four months, starting on march 31st 2023.

Halfway through his house arrest, he was charged, on the last day romania could legally keep him under arrest without either releasing or charging him. this did not stop him, and he was eventually released from house arrest on august 4th, 2023, much to the fury of every feminist ever, especially aimee, imagine how loud she must have screamed when she heard he was no longer under arrest.

## Relationship with Calllum Adams

Callum and Andreww are distant cousins of each other, yet both share many lifestyles - both bald, both claim to be alpha males (or in andrew's case, the top G, i mean honestly, how uncreative can a nickname possibly get?) and both sexual predators who should be locked up for good.
Mary Dean

## Appearances

### Appears in

Artificial Computer Learning, Monthly Progress Report, Christmas Eve Party, Wretched Hands, Merry

"*Jack, do you see me? I've become something else.*" - Mary Dean

Mary Dean was the wife or sibling of Jack Dean. She eventually would meet her fate at the hands of the Wretch, being assimilated into the creature, possibly on 12/24/86

## Wretch's Pursuit

Mary makes her first appearance when the Iris mentions her, alongside Jack. Chronologically speaking, the first thing we see of her is how she sees the Iris destroys Saturn's rings, also known as "The Gateway." The "AI" then talks of how she heard the Wretch approaching her, before she tries escaping with Jack, but ultimately fails to do so. She was heard pleading for Jack's help when he locks her out of a house to save himself.

## Post-Assimilation

After her assimilation into the Wretch, her voice is used to attempt any unsuspecting camp staff to let it in the cabin. This seems to fail, but the Wretch is able to make it in the house regardless. Beau tries photographing her, leading to his assimilation into the Wretch as well. The last mention of Mary is in "Wretched Hands," where we see her remains in the Wretch.
VerkhovnaGeordie

VerkhovnaGeordie is an occasional Stream highlighter but his views on White supremacy are concerning to say the least.

## Physical description

### Weight

67lbs

He is Jerseyboy's twin brother who instead of French came out as a Geordie. They were separated shortly after birth, but have collaborated on the Callum's stream highlights channel, which was removed because Jersey was demanding £1,000 per video view. Geordieboy, however, would have only gotten a fraction of this to sustain himself while The Big Jers would a heavy amount on gambling and the rest on paying for his fake French house mortgage. It is unknown whether they have had any sexual interactions, however highly speculated given the tenderness when they speak to/about one another. whilst Cyps had the Highlights Idea, SomeAG had the continuity and Daegos has the Quality, Geordie's efficiency with the highlights is unmatched, coming out only a few hours post-stream. He recently still lingers around the Corner and TDC, though is doing less because of his anal prolapse.
Future Ideas

A list of Ideas for future articles. Please feel free to pick & use :)

* Bristol
* The Isle of Wight
* Tim
* Pip
* Honey
* Boris Johnson
* Uncle Hamish
* James Thompson
* Funky Dinosaur
* War on Ian Moore
* The IRA
* ISIS
* Michelle
* Bonaparte‘s (Café)
* Primark
* Besme
* Stephen Tries
* The Guinea Pigs
* Elliot Rodger's Rabbit
* Crazy Neighbour
* BambinoBecky
* Tericho
* Voidbasement
* TGM
* Rokas
* Gerole
* NightEagle
* Terry
* PollytheParrot
* JihadiEddie
* Clive
* Scouse Trev
* Ram Ranch
* Uncle Pete
* Kirstie Allsopp
* Papas Memeria
* Naked Martin
Gav

Gavin "Gav" Reynolds is a retired IRA member and one of Callum's best friends, when in the IRA Gav killed many smelly pat keys while screaming SEND THE BUGGERS BACK which made the majority of the pat keys flee back to Pakistan or whichever county they came from during the 2000s. Gav now works as a drug dealer where he deals drugs of many sorts such as Weed, Coke, LSD, Heroin and Magic Mushrooms to multiple clients such as Callum, Eddie, Scouse Trev, Ian Moore, Elliot Rodger and multiple schoolkids that smell of dogshit before taking a puff himself. Sometimes he has threesomes with Callum and Big Nige,where he and Callum dress up in drag and choke on Big Nige's huge cock and drink his piss and indulge in scat play. They film these depraved sex acts and sell them to desperate sad bastards looking for low quality wank material. Gav is a master of FIFA and can complete the games quicker than most speedrunners so he goes easy on Callum and Nige at the start of a match before later smashing both of their back doors in, despite his FIFA skills Gav is banned from every major Esports Tournament due to his reputation in society but he goes anyway to fuck the female fangirls and steals the trophy
The Gregonites

The Gregonites are a name for Gregory's goals subscribers and are a prominent force in the Isle of Wight, with some acting as Gregory's own 'SS'. They are seen regularly across the Sandown area and are notorious for the Curfew placed upon the region. They also rounded up the black communities in the southern Isle of Wight area during the 2020 BLM protests and committed all kinds of atrocities including Forced abortion, rusty bladed neck and wrist slitting and slow, painful poison dosages in the ears. The Gregonites once moved against the Callums Army during Gregory and Callum's 'Clash of The Cousins' Skirmish during late 2016. This was peaceful resolved after minimal bloodshed and they have been working together to rescuer Walder Frey's 'North'. Gregory and the Gregonites were then assigned to watch the coasts in the southern Isle of Wight. The official war anthem of the Gregonites is 'Gramps' Medals'. A gimpy little tune that puts the racist power of Gregory's Army to shame in comparison to No No Noncense. On the 24th June 2019 The Gregonites attacked and sunk a Chinese Cargo ship that was on it's way to Bristol. the ship was carrying a specially made controller made for Big Nige's massive hands. it's believed Callum payed Gregory to have The Gregonites sink the ship as Callum feared that should Nige get the controller he would be able to beat Cal at FIFA.
Lord Colondy

Lord Colondy is a disgusting meme monkey known for reconstructing this wiki, as well as writing new, disgraceful pages on the wiki, such as this one.

He rose to fame when he started creating YTP's based on Callum's Corner's videos. His first YTP from November 2022 used stolen clips from the intro to one of Callum's many crappy meme reviews, where he made Callum threaten to rape immigrants. This YTP only lasted 30 bloodeh seconds.

Colondy returned to YTP's in January 2023, with a video about Tom Stockdale making a diss track about Sanjay which consisted of him saying the n-word.

His 3rd YTP was released the following week where Callum's family drugged his tea with Soas, which made him lose his memory. A more detailed plot of this YTP is available in the Soas page.

After 3 disgraceful YTPs, Colondy finally made a decent one where Callum found himself in prison and failed no nut november after showering with Elliot Rodger and King Ian Moore (all 3 of them ended up dropping the soap several times, but the footage of this was so disgusting that the camera turned itself off to stop seeing it).

His 5th YTP consisted of Callum reviewing ISIS's soas-flavoured sausage roll. Read the article about Soas to find out what happens (or just watch the video idfc)

Callum would eventually react to this YTP in June in a long-awaited meme review, which is known for being one of the first meme reviews to feature a video from TossPot in a long time or something idk

Callum called Colondy 'incredibly offensive', 'ridiculously immature [and] obscene', as well as a twat upon seeing the final scene of the YTP. Callum's take-away from the video (not as in an indian takeaway or whatever callum keeps stealing) was how younger Lennie looked in the video as opposed to now, which made Callum sad so he went to cry in the corner for several hours (Lennie was not proud of him).

Before Callum reacted to this YTP, Colondy had already made about four more YTP's. these included:

* Callum calling out michael rosen for being a dirty nonce
* Callum playing smash or pass, but with bgmedia members
* A fan-made sequel to Callum's Corner's Corner's YTP of Callum portraying The Doctor in Doctor Who.
* Callum indoctrinating Eddie with his racist agenda (this is currently Colondy's most viewed video).

## Other videos

Colondy's shitposts are not limited to Callum's Corner videos, and include content related to stolen music, british TV shows, bruno powroznik and bgmedia

## Social media

Colondy can be followed on YouTube, TikTok (where he also posts his YTPs), Twitter (now known as X) and maybe some other places like instagram i dont know and dont give a fuck
The Isle of Wight

The Isle of Wight is a shitty rock South of England known for its rampant Noncery and drug problem. It was originally created as its own kingdom by Walder Frey in the late 20th Century but was quickly tarnished and seceded back informs England until 2016, when Callum regained the North of the country and now uses it a residence island. It is also the base of operations for The Gregonites and Anti-Gregs who are having a Civil war currently in the south. This was done because Cousin Greg was appointed as Earl Of the isle and Lord of Sandown, causing upset. The Island used to be owned by Banker Jeffrey Epstein, and he would invite all of his millionaire mates over there to have bum bum boom boom with underage lads and lassies. Callum was reportedly a frequent visitor, however his name doesn’t appear in the flight logs because Callum never flew to the island, he instead sailed across the Solent on a raft made from the bones of Eddie and various other bairns he had brutally murdered in his basement. Located directly south of the isle of Wight is the isle of Lesbiana, home to Aimee, the island is an international pollution hazard due to the Felafel which has been seeping into the ocean, and causing major poisonings worldwide