Kim the Klown, World's Cutest Tooter

Kim Chin as a schoolgirl flatulist; like Madison the Vegan Farter, she's a sidekick to Phil the Farter.

## Her Looks

She wears her outfit from The Black and White Ball complete with the fancy, ruffly collar albeit without the freakishly kooky headgear; instead of the freakishly kooky headgear, Kim the Klown has black face-painted X's on her cheeks (to resemble kisses) and a black face-painted polka-dot on her cute little button nose (to resemble her clown nose.) Instead of pointy pom-pom shoes, she wears black high tops like in the Hi-Tops Entertainment logo.

## Kim's Favorite Sketches

### Fartitis

Kim calls up Phil and Madison on a tin can phone and cries, "I've got a bad case of something named Fartitis!" She then farts into her tin can, knocking down Phil the Farter and Madison the Vegan Farter. Kim then picks up her tin can and apologizes to Phil and Madison by saying, "Oopsie!"

### The Sore Finger

Kim tells Phil and Madison, "I've got a sore finger; could you please pull it so that the pain's out?" Phil and Madison respond, "Okay!" Phil pulls Kim's finger and she poots. Afterwards, she tells Phil, "You did a good job; now, it's Madison's turn." Madison pulls Kim's finger, Kim toots and then she replies, "Thank you BOTH for helping me oh so very much!"

### Runner's Cramp

Kim the Klown lies down on the school nurse's cot and cries, "Please help me, I've got runner's cramp...push my ankles-PLEASE!" Phil the Farter and Madison the Vegan Farter (Kim the Klown's assistants) reply, "We'll help you, Kimmy!" After eagerly uttering their line, Phil pushes Kim's left ankle and Madison pushes Kim's right ankle. When both of Kim's ankles are at a fairly high height, Kimmy plays the xylophone with her butt by farting in a melodiously rhythmic way, then she says, "Forgive my rudeness, but thank you oh, so much for helping me out!" Both assistants reply, "You're welcome, Kimmy!"

### Who's REALLY Taller?

Firstly, Kim the Klown tells the audience, "If you think that I'm taller, please raise your hands." Everybody on the left side of the Westley auditorium shoots their hands up. Secondly, Phil the Farter tells the audience, "If you think that I'm taller, please raise your hands." Everybody in the middle of the Westley auditorium shoots their hands up. Thirdly, Madison the Vegan Farter says, "If y'all think that I'M taller, please raise your hands!" Everybody on the right side of the Westley auditorium shoots their hands up. Kim the Klown then announces, "Prepare to be astounded!" as she and Phil the Farter lean on each other back-to-back. Suddenly, Kim farts Phil down like a domino with a "Pfft-poot!" Because Phil got farted down, he covers his face and says, "I'm out, but Madison's IN!" Kim the Klown and Madison the Vegan Farter lean on each other back-to-back, then Madison gets farted down like a domino with a squeaker from Kim's butt; Madison the Vegan Farter, after getting farted down by Kim the Klown, then cries out her famous exclamation of eyeball pain: "Ow, my eye!" Kim explains, "I won because I farted you down and I farted you down because farting down others was part of this jolly jape; by the way, I'm so totally super-duper sorry if you got hurt." Phil and Madison then reply, "We forgive you!" and the sketch is over.

### Eau de Periwinkle

Kim the Klown puts her inner wrist up to her booty and breaks wind, then invites her delightful bro and handsome assistant, Kam the Klown, Super-Duper Tooter, to have a sniff of her perfume called "Eau de Periwinkle." After sniffing Kim's perfumed wrist, Kam covers his face and cries out his famous eyeball-pain exclamation, "Ow, my eye!". Afterwards, Kim apologizes for the super-strong stench and Kam forgives Kim, thus ending the sketch.

### Sitting Superpower

Kim the Klown tells her assistants, Phil the Farter, Madison the Vegan Farter and Kam the Klown, Super-Duper Tooter, that she has the enchanted superpower to break wind each and every time she sits down. She sits on an antique lace chair, toots and apologizes for the creaky furniture, thus making her assistants crack up!