Interview with Vex 900

`[Location: Western Building, Boardroom]`

`Time: 2:42 AM WST`

`The room was quiet, filled with an atmosphere that stunk of tension. Of caution. However, some other figures weren't so intimidated. Men wearing black suits and black shades looked at the figure sitting in the chair at the center. It was Vex#900 "Teal". The outer-dimensional reality warping entity. Teal looked around the room and then noticed one of the agents inside walk over towards a record player and turn it on, the song playing was called "Sunniest Day". Teal then turned his head back as the main doors to the room opened. A few more men in black suits and escorting the lead director and head chairmen of the western Vex.CO branch; Emily Young.`

`"I hope you've enjoyed your stay Teal." Emily said as she walked over towards her desk near the window and sat down. Other larger Agents walked over and stood near her. Their arms were crossed at their waist. Not single sign of emotion from them either. All lawyers, representivies and more sat down and around a large table looking over to Teal.`

`"Howdy Mrs.Em, great to see you. I wanted to ask or more like tell you something. If you wouldn't mind." Teal said as he got up. Which was when a female agent got up and put on her glasses.`

`"Apologies 900, but we were under the idea that this was a Interview. Not a sit-down. If you'd like to request a dialect; with the chairman we can always schedule one another time." said the female agent. Teal looked over and then back to the chairman.`

`"No, I wanted to chat with the big mam herself. Which by the way, I was promised full access to the Vexes. That so long as I helped you, you would help me." Teal said as he walked over to a coffee maker, he proceeded to reshape in front of everyone eyes. Most were a little frightened; as a lot of upper ranks never deal with Vexes personally. While the others were more than accustomed to their little threats and ways of getting under the skin.`

`"And what would we be helping you with?" asked one of the male agents nearest to the chairman.`

`"Boredom. You run a nice little zoo here, yet you don't take care of your animals." Teal said. Everyone looked at one another besides Emily herself.`

`"Your lineup of Vexes that I've been looking at for the past month have gotten boring; I've been keeping an eye on your ops and I must say. Not Impressed. So I started thinking, why don't I just waltz In and ask for the keys to the full house huh. What do you think?" Teal asked as he walked around the room. The other agents talked amongst each other, and a few looked back at Emily for her response. Her eyes stared daggers at Teal who looked at her too.`

`"What do you know about **Theodore Garfield**?" Emily asked as she stood up, the tall male agents around her making a path for her from behind her desk.`

`"Excuse me?" Teal asked`

`"Theodore Garfield, our founder and head of the company **Vex.CO.**" Emily said as she walked over to a portrait of the man, he was a very mature man. Well shaved, brown suit and eyes that almost always reflected some hint of superiority over you. Everyone in the room looked over to her and the then picture.`

`"...Enlighten me." Teal said as he sat down looking over to Emily.`

`"Graduated school at the age of 14, already a master at quantum mechanics and physics alike. He got his PHDs at University of Washington; Astronomy, Atmospheric science and meteorology. Top of the line and head of all his classes. Absolute shining star and eventually would become so good that, the CIA and FBI would appoint him at front of the line in terms of extraterrestrial and outer-dimensional researchings. He then began to extend his research; at the time known as "**Outer-Communication**", to the furthest limits of mankind's capabilities. Until he then found something. No one knows what, but it **scared** him and after a good 15 years working for quite literally the world's best, he quit. Then decided to start his own company.; as we all know used to be "Hive". Thats when the company discovered it's first ever Companywide known Vex. Vex#001. A stunning and shocking failure unfortunately and it nearly exposed the company itself.`

`We had to rename, relocate and strategize a new way to deal with **your** kind. So we got to work on making sure to fix that, Theodore pulled some strings and soon, Vex.CO now not only was aligned with the CIA and FBI, but even mightier with them all now; as of 2015 working under Vex.CO itself. Making us one of the frontlines in terms of protecting this world and country. Our job is as important as Disney's is, to make children not think they're favorite superhero or princes is gay." Emily said as she walked back over towards her desk putting her hands on it.`

`"WOW! This has been a real insightful and if not sightly boring and condescending little chat, but uhhh. I'm not seeing a point to this." Teal said being entirely uninterested in the conversation.`

`"The point is..." Emily said taking a breath, she looked over to the portrait of Theodore Garfield and then looked back to Teal.`

`"You were correct on what you said previously, this is indeed a bit of a zoo. However this "zoo", is one of the most highly secured, well-kept and monitored zoo in the world. So forgive me if I don't feel like handing you any key. I'm not willing to jeopardize or even have another "incident" occur because you are bored." Emily said to which then Teal reappeared in front of her, completely phasing through her desk. Everyone in the room suddenly got out g.u.n.s and loaded "special" guns, all of them pointing at Teal who was right in the head chairman's face.`

`"I think you've forgotten one thing, This whole place, your world. This reality. Is inside my palm." Teal said with an aggressive tone.`

`"And I believe you've forgotten the one **key** thing there is to running a zoo, having attractions and having **main** attractions. You are not the main attraction, however, keep up this attitude of yours and will be sure to give you a chance to meet them. Up. Close." Emily responded with an even more aggressive tone to her voice. Teal backed up a bit, the others in the room couldn't tell if it was out of fear or disbelief. Perhaps a little of both. However eventually, he would sit back in his chair.`

`"Now then, are we going to have an interview? or not?" Emily asked to which Teal slowly nodded his head.`

`"Now then, my assistant Shelly Banks, will ask you some questions. Answer them or don't those are your options. We are to interview you, not the other way around. You have 60 minutes; lets commence." Emily said as she then got out her laptop while the agents around here still stood still and strong. Shelly Banks walked up and over to Teal. Shelly was young woman, black hair and glasses covering her ocean blue eyes.`

`"Hello there, I'm Shelly Banks, the time is currently 3:15 AM WST and I am interviewing Vex subject #900. How are you today?" She asked`

`"...I'm well. Though concept is a lofty one on something like me." Teal answered, Shelly wrote that down with a few extra things.`

`"So, what **is**, something like you exactly?" She asked`

`"Don't your files already have everything about that? Why ask me again if not to see If I was lying." Teal said, Shelly wrote that down with a few extra things.`

`"Not at all, we are a company that loves consistency. And nothing is more consistent than facts #900." She answered`

`"...Opharite. As I told you scientist before it's my own personal flesh. Nothing else like it. I don't have organs though, not like yours or maybe like the other vexs." Teal said, Shelly wrote that down with a few extra things. Some other agents began to stretch a bit. getting a little tired from standing while others didn't have to. As Shelly was still writing her eyes averted to one of the paintings in the room. Teal's head then straightened.`

`"3rd of May, 1808. Painted by Francisco Goya. Thats what you were thinking about when you looked at that painting, you wanted to know." Teal said to Shelly who looked at him with almost no reaction.`

`"Mind reader, neat trick. Just how far back can you go?" She asked as wrote down some more information.`

`"It's not how far back Mrs.Shelly. It's just about what I'm looking for is the only issue or the mind I'm attempting to read." Teal said to her, Shelly wrote that down and then some. Shelly then looked at her wrist and saw the time was now 4:00 PM WST. She thought to herself for a moment before looking back to Teal.`

`"So, you talk about reality, but how is reality exactly? We know of a few realms of course, but what of you #900? What do you know?" Shelly asked, Teal looked around for a moment, almost like he was collecting his thoughts, that's when he answered.`

`"You are familiar with the **Loosphere** yes? That 5th Dimensional realm." Teal asked`

`"Yes, it's a 5th dimensional realm that supposedly exist above our own, that it transcends time and space. Though, thats all I know on it. A bit above my paygrade." Shelly said`

`"The Loosphere is much more that, within it are entire worlds." Teal said, Shelly wrote down everything being said. Teal looked at Shelly, he watched as she wrote down everything he was saying.`

`"What is it-" however Teal would be interrupted.`

`"Apologies #900, but lets try to keep things, one question at a time. I asked, you answer." Shelly said as she pointed at him with her pen. Emily looked up from her computer screen and at Teal. The other agents in the room looked at Shelly and then to Teal who looked at them and back to Shelly, the atmosphere of the room felt a little more...thicker. Shelly looked at him through her glasses, her gaze on Teal. Even though he had no features, Teal could feel as if for a moment. That she was staring into his eyes.`

`"The...the Loosphere is a 5th dimensional....5th dimensional-" Teal was stuttering over his own words, an odd outcome he had never experienced.`

`"#900, we've already gone over that aspect of it, I'd like to know a little more please." Shelly asked clicking her pen and then writing some more.`

`"...the Loosphere is imagination itself. It is the impossible and possible, it is even the impossible to the impossible if that makes sense. Though nothing makes sense in the Loosphere. They hold within them the platonic ideas of every living thing within this reality. Things you didn't even know would be a thing you'd even could think of; exist there. The Loosphere doesn't just however run on imagination. It is a piece of it. Like how a light bulb is only one piece of what makes light in a room. With this, it is easy to conduct that [CLASSIFIED]" however Shelly would cut off Teal yet again.`

`"Conduct that abstract objects do indeed exist. That they do not require no physical and mental existence. Which makes this Loosphere truly transcendent over us, fascinating." Shelly said as she wrote down what had been said. Shelly then looked at her watch one more time before she then put her pen down, Teal looked at her and a for a moment he relaxed.`

`"Seems our time is up #900. Thank you for answering my questions." Shelly said as she got up and gathered her things.`

`"No questions about the other Vex's or my relationship with them?" Teal asked`

`"Sorry, but this company only requires information we don't already know." Shelly said as she walked away. Teal got up and looked around. His head turned to Emily who waved him away. He then vanished out of thin air. Shelly walked over to Emily's desk, who was still typing.`

`"Well done Shelly, for your first shot at a Vex. That was highly impressive. Especially one someone as unresponsive as Teal. Seems my advice has truly aided you." Emily said as she stood up and looked out the window behind her.`

`"Thank you, so much high chairman. Your wors of encouragement do me wonders. I'm honestly not sure what I would do without your teachings." Shelly said with a smile. Emily looked through the reflection at Shelly, trying to pick up any signs of a shift in her. Though she saw nothing.`

`"Yes, you've done quite well. Go ahead and head out. You've earned it. See tomorrow for evaluation." said Emily as she nodded and let Shelly out. As she left she could see some of the agents in the room watching her, though it wasn't out of lust. It was out of a sort of caution. Something that she liked. Once Shelly left it was almost like Emily could tell the room was a little more comfortable.`

`"That chick is creepy." said one of the agents.`

`"True power, doesn't come from being able to blow shit up. It comes from being to make the things that blow shit up, blow shit up *for* you." Emily said, outside the room Shelly took off her glasses and wiped them down.`

`"Damn it, was I too soft? I feel like he should have been more corporative with me. Especially with how I was playing things. My delivery was perfect and my dialect with the subject was perfect, no. Better. I just need a different approach." Shelly said`

`"Well if it isn't the devil herself. Or his wife that is." said a familiar voice. Shelly looked up to see another employee. He was a tall man, wearing a black suit, one earing and having well-groomed hair and a shave. He walked over towards her and stopped at the door.`

`"Mr.Parker, what are you doing up here? This place is invited employees only, specifically those who can actually help around here. Not no-good slackers who hit on every woman they see." Shelly said putting on her glasses.`

`"Tyler is my first name by the way, last I checked I wasn't your boss Shel. Secondly I've been invited actually. " He said`

`"What is he playing at? Hes never been invited anywhere, is he here to patronize me? No. He's probably just here to pick up the chairs." Shelly thought to herself as she then began to walk towards the "elevator". She grabbed a snack out of a the candy bowl and gave it to the small creature.`

`"Which floor Mrs?" it asked, Shelly was still staring at Tyler who was side eyeing her with a grin before he walked into, the main office.`

`"Take me to the ground level. Main floor." She said.`

`[End of recording]`