Transcripts/Total Wipeout!

8:51
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) -- START --
(Chris) This season, on Total Drama Island! Eighteen teenagers arrived for the camping trip of a lifetime, but man did they not know what they were in for. Our eighteen turned into three groups of six, and the drama came forth FAST.
(Chris) The Gophers and Beavers got rid of their dead weight *screen shows Jo, Kitty, AM, and Scott’s elims* and the Bass reigned supreme, only losing two members along the way. *screen shows Lightning and Leshawna’s elims* After a dissolution of the Beavers, tensions ran high, *screen shows Duncan hating everyone* and romances began to flourish. *screen shows AleNoah moments* However, at the merge, things just got MORE intense.
(Chris) Courtney and Taylor sucked face for some reason. Bridgette was caught between a Geoff and a queer place, and everyone’s least favorite bumpkin Sugar returned. *screen shows Sugar jumping out the bushes and beating up Chef* Later on, a “Fish” Alliance was formed and tried to dominate, until its ringleader, Izzy, betrayed her allies, causing her to get blindsided. *shows Izzy’s elim*
(Chris) Speaking of blindsides, there were a bunch of them this season, *shows Al, Courtney, Geoff, Izzy, Bridgette, and Topher’s elims* almost all of them coordinated by resident Schemer, Noah. After weeks of eliminations and drama, it came down to the final three, and after a dramatic game of Dares, Noah was finally eliminated.

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8:53
TotalDramaNaruto

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(Chris) And now we’re down to our final two: Sugar who returned at the merge and managed to maneuver her way to the finals; and Ennui who came out of his shell and fought to make the finale. These unexpected powerhouses are one episode away from the cash prize. But before we decide our winner, we’re gonna see what our peanut gallery has to say about our finalists.

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8:54
Bootylicious13
(Please don't. @Steel)
8:54
TotalDramaNaruto

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(Chris) *is on a water ski, about to take off* So join us, as we take a step down memory lane, and look towards the future as this season finally draws to a close. Right here, on the EPIC, TOTALLY DRAMATIC, nail biting season finale OF!
(CHRIS) TOTAL!! DRAMA!!! ISLAND!!!!!!!!!! *drives off to Playa des Losers*

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8:54
DerpyandDawn

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(JO) Omg I love drugs *chugs marijuana* I hope Ennui wins so he can buy me drugs hes a ponk or whatever. So yea

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8:55
SteelWolf

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(Scott) *humps Jo*

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8:55
DerpyandDawn

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(kitty) I hope Ennui wins! Despite being kind of creepy on the outside... he seems like a sweet guy!
(jo) Omg STOP SEXUALLY HARRISING ME! im gay

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8:55
TylerSurvivorFan

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(Bridgette) I found leaked spoilers on Sucks

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8:55
DerpyandDawn

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(JO) this is meninism!  :(

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8:55
XxAquaInfinityxX
(Bridgette <3 )
8:55
TotalDramaNaruto
9omg no)
8:55
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) Ugh. I can't believe I lost the game AND my scholarship! Ugh!

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8:55
TotalDramaNaruto
(lets not fuck arounfd)
8:56
TylerSurvivorFan
(i only did that as a joke jesus)
8:56
TotalDramaNaruto
(OMG I NEED TO GET THERE HOLD UP)
8:56
Bootylicious13

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(Topher) *slurps smoothie* I don't care who wins. I'm just glad it's not Noah. *snickers*

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8:56
SteelWolf

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(scott) Topher you look like a used Q tip

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8:56
TotalDramaNaruto

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(Chris) *arrives to Playa des losers* This, is Playa Des Losers, the luxurious resort where every camper goes after being voted off from the game.

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8:56
DerpyandDawn

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(alejandro) It's okay Noah... at least you get to hang out with me.  :)
(noah) Ugh... *blushes* Whatever.

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8:57
Bootylicious13

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(Topher) *obviously annoyed at Scott* As do you.

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8:57
TylerSurvivorFan

```
(Bridgette) *tanning*

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8:57
DerpyandDawn

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(jo) ONG Anne marue lets scissror.

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8:57
TotalDramaNaruto

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(Chris) Most of these guys have spent most of the summer here, while others, are new arrivals. Enjoying your stay everyone?

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8:57
DerpyandDawn

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(annemaria) GET OUT

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8:57
SteelWolf

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(scott) Topher youre racist
(Scott) *drowns Chris*

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8:57
DerpyandDawn

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(annemaria) GET OUR OF MEEEEE IUHEUSIAIGHUGH!

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8:57
SpiritAnimal
we need fiz here to play ho
jo
8:57
DerpyandDawn

```
(lightning) *gets out of Anne*

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8:57
TotalDramaNaruto

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(Leshawna) I'm feelin FINE and totally relaxed. I dont evne mind getting eliminated early.  B)

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8:58
TylerSurvivorFan

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(Bridgette) *ignores everything ala suntanning*

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8:58
XxAquaInfinityxX
kills leshawna
8:58
Bootylicious13

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(Topher) We're of a similar race~ I just have a much more sexton tan!

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8:58
DerpyandDawn

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(geoff) *dances*

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8:58
TylerSurvivorFan

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(Bridgette) *sunburns self ala TDBB2 Izzy*

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8:58
DerpyandDawn

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(duncan) *dances*

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8:58
Bootylicious13

* sexy

8:58
TotalDramaNaruto
(wow ok, that makes e fel so nice bro, leshawna wasnt even bad, yall just hate me)
8:58
DerpyandDawn

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(geoff) Whoo whoo whoop whoop!
(duncan) *nae naes*

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8:58
TotalDramaNaruto

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(Taylor) *scowls while lounging and reading a magazine*'

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8:59
DerpyandDawn

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(courtney) *by Taylor* Ahw. It's okay. After all, this place is pretty nice...
(courtney) UGH WHAT AM I SAYING! I WAS RIGGED OUT! >:(

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8:59
TotalDramaNaruto

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(Taylor) Same right?!

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8:59
DerpyandDawn

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(courtney) I AM SUING YOU CHRIS MCLEAN!

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8:59
Bootylicious13

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(Topher) *pushes others away as he winks at the camera and dances. He actually isn't bad, but not amazing *

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8:59
DerpyandDawn

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(courtney) Me and Tay SO should be millionares right now!

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8:59
TylerSurvivorFan

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(Bridgette) You two both got well deserved karma

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8:59
DerpyandDawn

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(courtney) *gasps*

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8:59
TylerSurvivorFan

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(Bridgette) Stop being bitter it's ~not~ a good look

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8:59
SteelWolf

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(scott) *naked and hairy*
(leshawna) *shedding*

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9:00
DerpyandDawn

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(courtney) You are irrelevant Bridgette. I AM a C.I.T!

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9:00
TotalDramaNaruto
(ok this is derailing really quickly, shut up so Chris can interview)
9:00
Bootylicious13

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(Kitty) This is so fun~!!

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9:00
TylerSurvivorFan

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(Bridgette) Courtney, you're just a B. I. T. C.-

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9:00
SpiritAnimal

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(taylor) Come on, Courtney. Let's go  fuck in the showers. U finger me this time

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9:01
SteelWolf

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(scott) my ass has freckles

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9:01
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) ok everyone SHUT UP! I know you've been relazing all summer, but it's time to get serious.

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9:01
Bootylicious13
I can only assume Scott is drunk. ))
9:01
DerpyandDawn

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(courtney) Okay fineeee! I hope you know that this doesn't pleasure me. I am... A  S  E X U A L

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9:01
SteelWolf

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(scott) haha topher looks like a cigerette

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9:01
TylerSurvivorFan

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(Bridgette) Who are you, Blake? @Courtney

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9:02
SpiritAnimal

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(tAYLOR) no ur not ur lesbian and u love me

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9:02
TotalDramaNaruto

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(Chris) Youve all watched the show go down, but it's now time to see what everyone's opinions are.

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9:02
SteelWolf

```
(Scott) Im A Tobacco Giant (episode title)

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9:02
TotalDramaNaruto
(ok so Im just gonan really quick go thorugh everyone in groups of for and ask their opinos)
(so dont speak if you aint being asked)
9:02
DerpyandDawn

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(courtney) Blake is a emo!

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9:02
Bootylicious13

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(Topher) Aren't they all pretty obvious? Also, I'meant pretty sure Scott is high.

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9:03
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) -- JO, KITTY, AM, AND SCOTT --

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9:03
Bootylicious13

* I'm

9:03
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) You guys were the first four cmpers out, how does it feel to be flops?

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9:03
SteelWolf

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(scott) Sugar is fat and i wouldnt  fuck her but im not gay for Ennui the only person i would  fuck is Taylor so go taylor

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9:03
SpiritAnimal

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(Jo) Im making a new store called Joann Fabrics

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9:03
SteelWolf

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(scott) We're the flops? Look at your wildabeast facial hair you look like Harry styles in his 90s

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9:04
DerpyandDawn

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(courtney) *puts on goth outfit* My new GURU name is HENRIETTA. I am not EMO I AM GOTH SO  FUCK OFF YOU INSENSITIVE IGNORANT HOES!

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9:04
Bootylicious13
(Derpy no. Bad Derpy. )
9:04
SpiritAnimal

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(Courtney) jk *jumps at the bottom of the pool and drowns*

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9:04
TotalDramaNaruto

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(Annemaria) I dont give a CRAP! Sugar got me OUT so no way Im rooting for her

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(omg be seriously)
9:04
SpiritAnimal

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(Jo) Anne  Fuck eria

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9:05
TotalDramaNaruto

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(Anne) What you say to me you first out  BITCH

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9:05
DerpyandDawn

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(jo) I want Ennui to win... I like his style. *punches a wall*

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9:05
SpiritAnimal

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(Jo) Come to my new store http://www.joann.com/

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SpiritAnimal has been kicked by DerpyandDawn.
9:05
DerpyandDawn
warning
no more trolling
SpiritAnimal has joined the chat.
9:05
DerpyandDawn
for real
9:05
SpiritAnimal
Wow
9:05
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(KITTY) I didnt really get to know anyone but Sugar was my teammiwe So...her I guess?
(Kitty) *selfies*
(Chris) ....I didnt even ask who you were rooting for, i asked about your experience. YOU PEOPLE SUCK
(cHRIS) NEXT

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9:06
SpiritAnimal

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(Jo) My experience was bad I wanted to win

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9:06
SteelWolf

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(scott) *humping sex toy and shoves it in butt*

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9:07
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) -- LIGHTNING LESHAWNA LEONARD DUNCAN --

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9:07
TotalDramaNaruto
(steel please stop)
(like legit)
9:07
Bootylicious13
(^)
9:07
SteelWolf

```
(scott) *Takes out sex toy thats covered in  shit stains* Now it looks like DaVonne

```

9:07
TotalDramaNaruto
(not mad, but this is coutner productive)

```
(Chris) You four are second teir loseres, some of you wrre blinsided. how did it feel?

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9:08
DerpyandDawn

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(duncan) Meh. I don't care. Ennui can win. He's cool. I guess...
(leonard) SUGAR should win. She's magical!

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9:09
Bootylicious13

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(Lightning) It was sha-horrible!

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9:09
SteelWolf

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(scott) I hate Sugar because of her ethnicity

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9:09
TotalDramaNaruto

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(Leshawna) Hmph, all I have to say is, I cant believe I EVER trusted that Alejandro, him and Noah DESERVE each other. But whatever, i don't know who to root for, both are just kinda....weird. Sucks bridgette left just before the end.

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9:09
Bootylicious13

```
(Lightning) Lightning shoulda won, not these final 2 freaks!
(Lightning) Lightning was sha-ROBBED, if you ask me!

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9:10
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) Sure you were lightning, sure. Leonard, you and Sugar were sorta friends. Were you shocked by her return? Did she jjust, disappear from here or something?

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9:11
Bootylicious13
(Lightning is actually pretty fun, ahaha.)
9:11
TotalDramaNaruto

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(lol)

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9:12
DerpyandDawn

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(leonard) Of course she disappeared!
(leonard) I needed someone to practice on. So I made her go poof!

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9:12
TotalDramaNaruto

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(Chris) *yawns* ok next.
(Chris) -- AL, COURTNEY, IZZY GEOFF --

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9:12
XxAquaInfinityxX
Mirnish is on WC
9:12
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) And now we get to the JUICY ones

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what!?!?!
9:12
XxAquaInfinityxX
yes
9:12
Bootylicious13
Get him here!)
9:13
SteelWolf

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(scott) juicy just like my moms boobs

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9:13
SpiritAnimal

```
(Al) i want to be in noah lol

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SpiritAnimal has been kicked by DerpyandDawn.
9:14
TotalDramaNaruto

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(Courtney) You were the first merge blinside. How did it feel? And how did it fel to hook up with Taylor shortly afterward

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oop

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(Chris)

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wow wtf
9:14
DerpyandDawn

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(alejandro) Sure I was taken out earlier then I wanted... but I'm still the best... *eye twitches*

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9:14
SpiritAnimal
o right we are done joking

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(Noah) Ale ur eye is twitching I should get you to bed.

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9:15
TotalDramaNaruto

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(Courtney) IM FURIOUS. I AM SUING YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU'VE GO--  (CHris) Yeah sure, IZZY

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9:15
Bootylicious13

```
(Izzy) Fun fact! I actually jumped out of the boat on the way here and lived with the salmon for a few days, yeah! I can hold my breath for, like, 17 1/2 minutes now! I wound up in Florida!
(Izzy) But what's my question?

```

9:16
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) ..Ok Now you are a special case, you had a strong alliance, but at the last second, betrayed them and got your self eliminated, if it wasnt for that, you may have been in the final three with them instead of Nauthy Noah
(Chris) Do you regret your miastake? or anything in life? ever?

```

9:16
Bootylicious13

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(Izzy) Yeah yeah, I know I shouldn't have. It sucks! But it was this big urge, like if someone hold out a rose to you and you just wanna BITE IT!

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9:18
Bootylicious13

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(Izzy) But yeah, I shouldn't have. Ah well!

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9:18
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) -- TAYLOR BRIDGETTE TOPHER NOAH --

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9:20
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) And now, the last four eliminated. A fan favorit, a not so fan favorite. a shocking elimination a not so shocking elimination
(Chris) Taylor, how jipped do you feel?

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9:20
DerpyandDawn

```
(taylor) Like super jiffed!
(taylor) I was like... robbed!
(noah) *rolls eyes* Not really.

```

9:21
Bootylicious13
(By the way, is my Izzy bearable? )
9:21
TotalDramaNaruto
(yes it was perf)
9:21
TylerSurvivorFan

```
(bridgette) Hi!

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9:21
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) Hi...

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9:22
TylerSurvivorFan

```
(bridgette) *glares at Noah*

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9:22
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) Bridgette, you have been accused constantly for being as invisible as an early out...or Geoff. But at the last second you sorta proved tyourself that you can be improtant. are you proud of your game?

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9:22
Bootylicious13

```
(Topher)  B)

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9:22
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) I'-- I'm sorry for voting you off Bridgette...

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9:22
SpiritAnimal
when did this happen @importance
9:22
Bootylicious13

```
(Topher) *is super satisfied with himself because of Noah's elimination *

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9:22
TylerSurvivorFan

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(bridgette) Yes, I am. Considering I made it as far as I did...it's something I'll remember for the rest of my life

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9:22
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) Topher... I'm sorry for voting you off too.  :/

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9:22
TylerSurvivorFan

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(bridgette) okay @noah

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9:23
Bootylicious13

```
(Topher) Okay?

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9:23
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) I guess... I got a little too confident...
(noah) I shouldn't have been so aggressive.

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9:23
Bootylicious13

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(Topher) You're only saying that because of last episode.

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9:23
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) What do you mean?

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9:23
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(chris) Noah? Is this humility?! You, the one that started the game as interesting as the book you are always reading. But suddenly decided to play diva becasue your boyfriend was voted off.

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9:23
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) HE
(noah) IS
(NOAH) NOT
(NOAH) MY
(NOAH) BOYFRIEND
(izzy) LOL He totes is Noah!

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9:24
Bootylicious13

```
(Topher) *whispers to someone* Yes he is.

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9:24
TotalDramaNaruto

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(Chris) SuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He isnt.
(Chris) Sure Ja-- Noah.  B)

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9:24
SpiritAnimal
Ja
who
Jacob
Jay
9:24
TotalDramaNaruto
(jan)
9:24
SpiritAnimal
dead
9:25
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) *rolls eyes* Whatever. I didn't play with the most integrity... but still. I played. And I guess that's what counts?

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9:25
TylerSurvivorFan

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(bridgette) sure

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9:25
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) I'm still the smartest guy here.
(noah) So...

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9:25
Bootylicious13

```
(Topher) To be fair, we all played.

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9:25
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) but I played the most.
(noah) AND the best.  :)

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9:26
TylerSurvivorFan

```
(bridgette) sure you did

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9:26
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) TOPHER My mini me. I know you're on a high horse. Ousting the person that ousted you. Plus,, your game. Sorta started out kinda there, but soon became a Fan Fave

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9:26
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) Be quiet Bridgette. If it wasn't for me no one would have even known you existed! >.>

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9:27
Bootylicious13

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(Topher)  B) I'm pretty proud of myself! I got higher than anyone at home thouht.. didIsaythatoutloud

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9:27
TylerSurvivorFan

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(bridgette) EXCUSE ME BUT I WOULDVE BEEN BETTER OFF WITHOUT YOU
(bridgette) @noah

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9:27
Bootylicious13
(Don't mind the thouht agh.)
9:27
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) O_O

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9:28
Bootylicious13

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(Topher) Ooooh, harsh! @Camera

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9:28
TotalDramaNaruto

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(Chris) Quite the stars in the making, but now it's time to crown some REAL stars!

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9:28
Bootylicious13

* concerning B&N\*

9:28
TotalDramaNaruto

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(CHef) *drives the Boat of Losers up front and honks horn*

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9:28
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) EXCUSE ME BUT I ACTUALLY LIKED YOU AS A FRIEND! IF YOU DIDN'T GET STUCK UP IN ENNUI'S BUTT, YOU COULD HAVE WON! >:(

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9:28
TotalDramaNaruto
(OH SHIT OK, THIS IS HAPPENING)
9:28
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) Well, 2nd place. But STILL! >.>

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9:28
TylerSurvivorFan

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(bridgette) EXCUSE ME I'M SORRY THAT YOU'RE SO JEALOUS AND ENVIOUS

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9:28
TotalDramaNaruto
(they going AT IT)
(is tyler really trying to OTTPN at the last minut)
9:29
Bootylicious13

```
(Topher) (@Camera in attempt to be relevant) What a wild turn of events that lead to this catfight!

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9:29
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) I'M NOT JEALOUS OR ENVIOUS! I WAS YOUR FIRST FRIEND! NOT ENNUI! >:(

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9:30
TylerSurvivorFan

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(bridgette) EXCUSE ME BUT I CAN HAVE MORE THAN JUST ONE FRIEND

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9:30
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) Wh-whatever! *crosses arm* I said sorry!

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9:31
TylerSurvivorFan

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(bridgette) Maybe...I overreacted

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9:31
TotalDramaNaruto
(dammmmn, he soundjelly)
(this is good shit -w-)
9:31
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) I... I shouldn't have blindsided you. ...

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9:31
TylerSurvivorFan

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(bridgette) It's fine... I'll... forget about it

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9:32
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) Really? *coughs* I mean... thanks. Or whatever.

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9:32
Bootylicious13

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(Alejandro) *staring from behind door* (conf) He better not have any romantic interest left in that.. $@&#$@#&@!

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9:32
TotalDramaNaruto
(DAMN BOOTY)

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(Chris) Wow, that was a very emotional, tear jerking moment. And Im glad you got it out. ..... CAUSE ITS FINALE TIME BABY!

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9:32
Bootylicious13
(Sorry, I had to. :'D)
9:33
TotalDramaNaruto

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(CHef) *drives the Boat of Losers up front and honks horn*

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9:33
Bootylicious13
(This was my only chance to play other characters and I took it.)
9:33
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) Oh look. It's that random black intern who was irrelevant the entire game.

```

9:33
DarkMaster999
(Have a good rp people, bye o/)
9:33
Bootylicious13
(Bye!)
9:33
DerpyandDawn
bye
DarkMaster999 has left the chat.
9:33
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) ALL ELIMIANTED CONTESTANTS! Please board the Boat ofLosers, soon, you will be the peanut gallery that will help decide the final winner!

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9:33
SpiritAnimal
this is boring omg
9:33
TotalDramaNaruto
(he hasnt even spoken at all @dark)
(did he even watch)
9:34
XxAquaInfinityxX
spirit and i have been sitting here for like an hour
just waiting
9:34
TotalDramaNaruto
(the finale is about to start)
9:34
Bootylicious13
(Also, sorry for asking, but was I good at anyone is tried?)
9:34
DerpyandDawn
^ @aqua
9:34
TotalDramaNaruto
(sorry i didnt mean for itto take this long)
9:34
DerpyandDawn
can we just finish
9:34
TotalDramaNaruto
(do you not see me)
9:34
DerpyandDawn
have them do a challenge
9:34
TotalDramaNaruto
(tstartnig the finale)
9:34
DerpyandDawn
and get it over with
9:34
TotalDramaNaruto
(ok jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez)
(we gotta do this right omfg)

```
(Chris) -- ENNUI AND SUGAR IN THE FEILD WITH THE CONTESTANTS IN BLEACHERS DESIGNATED TO WEACH OF THEM --

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9:35
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *looks at the eliminated players* Hi.

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9:35
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) *rolls eyes* Hello...

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9:35
TotalDramaNaruto

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(Chris) Welcome to the final challenge! Are are all PUMPED!!

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9:36
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) No.
(alejandro) Cheer up Noah. Maybe after this we could head home for something to eat.  ;)
(noah) *rolls eyes*

```

9:36
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) Sugar, Ennui, you have all battled for eight grueling weeks to get here. Is there any final words you would like to say? As to why you should win maybe?

```

9:36
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) No.

```

9:36
Bootylicious13

```
(Topher) (conf) I don't care who wins. It should be me anyways, but I might as well be ☆~fabulous~☆ for my last day on camera!

```

9:37
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) NO!
(sugar) Whoever wins wins.

```

9:37
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) True.

```

9:37
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) Wow, you guys are lasck luster. Ok, your final challenge, IS A MAD SKILLZ OBSTCALE COURSE
(Chris) *puts harolds glasses on both of their heads*

```

9:38
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) I hate the color green.

```

9:38
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) Thank god I left before this challenge...

```

9:38
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) here's how it will work, you two will go through this course wearing these sight hindering glasses. The stages are as follows:

```

9:39
DerpyandDawn

```
(courtney) I hope Ennui wins. I'm goth now. He will donate to stop #gothoppression! >:)

```

9:39
SpiritAnimal
No trolling derpy
thank you

```
(Sugar) I can't see!

```

9:39
DerpyandDawn
no blake said he wanted courtney to be goth
9:40
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) The Motivator. Our Giant boot will kicks the finalists into the challenge, where they will have to face... The Cannon Ball blaster
(Chris) There, you will run through the course whil avoiding an onslaught of cannonballs. After that... it's a basic log roll onto the next part of the course.

```

9:41
XxAquaInfinityxX
i hate these long explanations bc i dont even bother to read them
9:41
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) Next, you will have to jump across five platform to contiue, but be carful, cause in the mud pit below, are some ravenous, Prehistoric Beavers from Boney ISLAND!

```

9:41
DerpyandDawn
its just ROTI ep 2 part 2 @aqua
9:41
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) Next, it's the big booty apples, Inspired by leshawa  ;)  (Leshawna)  ;)

```

9:42
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) gross
(alejandro) I cannot stand that puta. Jesus.
(taylor) Totally.

```

9:42
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) There, bounce around on the big read apples, where you will land on the finale part, the rope swing. There, you will swing this rope into a catchers mitt, where an eliminated player will be waiting. Ennui, you must grab Izzy, Sugar, Leonard.

```

9:42
DerpyandDawn

```
(courtney) Yeah. Like WHO is Leshawna?!

```

9:42
Bootylicious13

```
(Leshawna) ExCUSE me?!

```

(Sorry TDN pick it up from there//)
9:43
XxAquaInfinityxX
Sugar isnt eliminated TDN
9:43
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) Finally, it's a mad dash back to the peanut gallery. First person to cross the finish line with their contestant WINS THE WHOLE SHABANG

```

9:43
SpiritAnimal
sugar grabs leo
@aqua
9:43
TotalDramaNaruto
NO
I EMANT
sUGAR GETS TO SAVE lEONARD
SORRY IF I WORTE IT WIERD

* CAPS

9:43
XxAquaInfinityxX
ok literally TDN that was the longest explanation ever
9:43
TotalDramaNaruto
wel lSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRY
I HAD TO MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
9:44
DerpyandDawn
you could have said
roti ep 2 part 2
and added the explanation
to the transcript
after?
9:44
Bootylicious13
Stop complaining. )
9:44
TotalDramaNaruto
(um, what if they didnt remember it all?)

```
(Chris) Alright, for game and the ONE MILLION DOLLAR PRIZE. FINALISTS READY?!?!?!

```

9:44
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) No.

```

literelly no l0l

* literally

9:45
TotalDramaNaruto
9WHAT?\_
9:45
DerpyandDawn
(lets just finish this up every1 just hurry)
9:45
TotalDramaNaruto
(see this is why i didnt want to rush finale)

```
(Chris) GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

```

9:45
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) *Runs*

```

9:45
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *runs*
(ennui) *runs to the boot*

```

9:45
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) *Rubs to the boot*

```

9:45
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(cHRIS) *motivator kicks the  shit out of Ennui and sugar onto the start of the cannon balls*

```

9:46
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *gets kicked into the challenge*
(ennui) *runs through*

```

9:46
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) Ow!

```

9:46
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) I hope one of these hits me.

```

9:46
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) *CANNON BALLS SHOOT AT ENNUI AND SUGAR*

```

9:46
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) That'd be nice.
(ennui) *ducks*

```

9:46
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) *Runs and slams into a cannon*

```

ball
9:46
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(cHRIS) *HITS ENNUI TOO*

```

9:46
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) *Runs again*

```

9:46
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) That felt nice.

```

9:46
TotalDramaNaruto
(damn)
9:46
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *gets up and runs*

```

tdn this is a godplay challenge wtf do you expeect

* expect

9:47
TotalDramaNaruto
(ture)
9:47
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *runs to the log*

```

9:47
TotalDramaNaruto
(not my fault that yall apparently already decided who you want to win)
9:47
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) *Tries to get to the 3rd platform but falls*

```

9:47
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *rolls*

```

9:47
SpiritAnimal
o right

```
(sugar) *rolls*

```

9:47
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *rolls x2*

```

9:47
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) Ow my ass! *Sees the beavers*

```

9:48
DerpyandDawn
KELLY is a goddess
czarnecki that is
9:48
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *jumps off of the log and notices Platform 5* Oh.

```

9:48
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) *Attacks the beavers* AHHH GO AWAY!

```

9:48
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *jumps across Platform 5*

```

9:48
TotalDramaNaruto
(wow ok, you couldnt just, spam jumps on platform five times?)
9:48
XxAquaInfinityxX
um what
you never told us to do that??
9:49
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) *Climbs up* Time for the apples!

```

9:49
TotalDramaNaruto
(i thought it was obvious? I said five platform, but yall dont like me explaing)
(wehatever just go)
9:49
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *bounces on apple 1*

```

9:49
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) *steps on an apple* 1

```

9:49
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *steps on an apple* 2

```

9:49
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) *steps on an apple* 2

```

9:49
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *steps on an apple* 3
(ennui) *steps on an apple* 4

```

9:49
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) *steps on an apple* 3

```

9:49
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *steps on an apple* 5

```

9:49
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) *Steps on an apple* 4

```

9:49
XxAquaInfinityxX
how many apples

```
(ennui) *steps on an apple* 6
(ennui) *steps on an apple* 7
(ennui) *steps on an apple* 8
(ennui) *steps on an apple* 9
(ennui) *steps on an apple* 10

```

9:49
SpiritAnimal

```
(sugar) *steps on an apple* 5

```

9:49
TotalDramaNaruto
(ok your done)
9:49
SpiritAnimal
only 5 aqua
9:49
TotalDramaNaruto
(holy shit )
Berryleaf has joined the chat.
9:50
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *jumps to the rope*

```

9:50
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) *Swings on the rope*

```

9:50
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *starts swinging*

```

9:50
Berryleaf
did y'all do the playa challenge?
9:50
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) *Falls*

```

9:50
TotalDramaNaruto
(ok both are at rope swing. now get your person, and make the race neck and neck)
9:50
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) Darn!

```

9:50
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(no)

```

(we combined playa with the finale)
9:50
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *grabs Izzy and runs*

```

9:50
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) *Swings to Leonard*

```

9:50
Berryleaf
will it be 2morrow?
9:50
TotalDramaNaruto
(no this is it)
9:50
Bootylicious13
(Should I be Izzy?)
9:50
TotalDramaNaruto
(the final two)
9:50
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) *Runs*

```

9:50
Berryleaf
o ok
9:50
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *runs*

```

9:50
DerpyandDawn
duncan danced @berry
9:50
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) *runs*

```

9:50
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *runs*

```

9:50
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) *runs*

```

9:50
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *runs*

```

9:50
Berryleaf
lol
9:50
DerpyandDawn
and rooted for ennui
9:50
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) *Runs*

```

9:50
Berryleaf
btw cagyan is still gr8
9:50
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *runs*
(ennui) *runs*  (ennui) *runs*  (ennui) *runs*  (ennui) *runs*

```

9:50
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) *runs*

```

9:51
DerpyandDawn
yas @berry
9:51
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) AND AFTER EIGHT WEEK, MULTIPLE DAYS, AND TONS OF DRAMA

```

9:51
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *runs*  (ennui) *runs*  (ennui) *runs*  (ennui) *runs*  (ennui) *runs*  (ennui) *runs*  (ennui) *runs*  (ennui) *runs*  (ennui) *runs*  (ennui) *runs*  (ennui) *runs*  (ennui) *runs*

```

9:51
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(cHRIS) THE SEASON ONE

```

9:51
XxAquaInfinityxX
omg what
im scared
what happened
9:51
Berryleaf
my mom's not so much but eh I get along
9:51
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) *Runs*

```

9:51
XxAquaInfinityxX
did i lose
9:51
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(cHRIS) TOTAL DRAMA WINNER IS......................................................

```

9:51
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *runs*
(ennui) *runs*
(ennui) *runs*
(ennui) *runs*

```

please
9:51
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) *Slows down and falls*

```

9:51
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(STOP)

```

9:51
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) *crawling*

```

9:51
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(CHRIS) ENNUI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

```

9:51
Berryleaf

o
9:51
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *looks around* Did I win.
(ennui) Oh.

```

9:51
Berryleaf
ok i gtg to bed
9:51
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) Congrats Ennui!

```

9:51
TylerSurvivorFan

```
(bridgette) Omg congrats

```

9:51
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) Wow.

```

9:51
Berryleaf
congrats aqua
9:51
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) I'm so. h a p p y.

```

9:51
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(LESHAWNA) AWW YEAH BABY!!!

```

9:51
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) Thanks @ all.

```

9:52
Berryleaf

```
(duncan) You got it, dude.

```

9:52
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) Well...

```

9:52
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) *CROWD CHEERS LOUDLY*

```

9:52
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *slowly smiles*

```

9:52
Berryleaf
bye
9:52
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) Whatever...

```

9:52
Bootylicious13

```
(Izzy) Woo woo, go Ennui! You did it! *glomps*

```

9:52
DerpyandDawn
do last bonfire
like canon TDI
9:52
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) -- FINAL BONFIRE

```

9:52
DerpyandDawn
and they can throw chris in the dock
9:52
Bootylicious13

```
(Topher) (@ca,Era) What a shocking ending! It could have gone either way!

```

(\*camera)
9:53
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) It has been a grueling copeition, but it my pleasure to award ENNUI. Our dark, brooding, yet FANTASTIC player the FINAL. MARSHMALLOW

```

9:53
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *walks forward* Hi.

```

Berryleaf has left the chat.
9:53
TotalDramaNaruto
cHRIS) \*HANDS MARSHMALLOW\* You deserve it dude.
9:53
DerpyandDawn

```
(geoff) Woohoo!

```

9:53
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *grabs it* Thanks.

```

9:53
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) *also hand him the money* How does it feel bro? Any words?

```

9:54
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) I'm..
(ennui) excited. *deadpan*

```

9:54
DerpyandDawn

```
(geoff) You know what time it is now boys? *winks at Duncan and Scott who come to approach Chris* You're gonna GET IT dude. *snickers*

```

9:54
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Scott) HAZE HIM!!!!

```

9:54
DerpyandDawn

```
(duncan)  (scott) and  (geoff) : *throws chris into the lake*

```

9:54
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *chuckles a little*

```

9:54
DerpyandDawn

```
(chef) *cackles* I've wanted to do that all season!

```

9:54
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(cHRIS) whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAA!! DUDE!1 MY HAIR!!!

```

9:55
DerpyandDawn

```
(duncan)  (scott) and  (geoff) : *throw chef into the lake and laugh*

```

9:55
Bootylicious13

```
(Topher) *le gasp* How horrible!

```

9:55
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Taylor) *Snickers*

```

9:55
TylerSurvivorFan

```
(bridgette) *laughs*

```

9:55
DerpyandDawn
(lets do gwen/heather last scene from tdi with ennui and noah @aqua)
9:55
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *hugs Bridgette, Sugar, and Izzy* This has been fun.

```

9:55
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Leonard) It is ok m'lady, you did your best.

```

9:55
XxAquaInfinityxX
k
9:55
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) Ugh.... *scowls*

```

9:55
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *looks at Noah* Why are you so upset.
(ennui) Even for me, it was a little funny.

```

9:56
DerpyandDawn

```
(noaH) Welll... I guess your right. *smiles* You did pretty good. Congrats on winning the money.

```

9:56
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *smiles* Thanks.

```

9:57
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) It's fine! Ennui, my best friend, woN!

```

9:57
DerpyandDawn

```
(alejandro) *smiles and puts arm around Noah and kisses him* I wonder what'll happen next time.

```

9:57
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) Oh.
(ennui) *deadpan* *Romantic*.

```

9:57
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) They'll probably get a whole bunch of new losers to compete...

```

Producers: Oh you are DEFINITELY right!
Brodner: And no WAY are we staying at this island.
9:57
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) Don't y'all wanna...do something for payback?  ;)
(Chris) Uh...what?

```

9:57
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) *Still in the lake* ABSOLUTELY! And so ends our.. .wet and wild season. Congratulations to our grand champion Ennui, and his lovable runner-up, Sugar. We'll see you next time, with a whole new cast and brand new location. This is Chris McLean signing off, on.........

```

9:58
Bootylicious13

```
(Topher) You'll keep me if you wanna get ratings!

```

9:58
SpiritAnimal

```
(sugar) *Burns down Chris' 5 star cabin*

```

9:58
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) *laughs* Good one!

```

9:58
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) Say it with me now, TOTAL!

```

9:58
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *looks at the fire in amazement* I love it.

```

9:58
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(CHRIS) DRAMA!

```

9:58
Bootylicious13

```
(Topher) *jumps in front of camera to say TDI but slips and falls*

```

9:58
SpiritAnimal

```
(sugar) Yay!

```

9:58
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *high fives Sugar*

```

9:58
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(CHRIS) ISLAND!

```

9:58
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) *High fives Ennui*

```

9:58
Bootylicious13

```
(Topher) *spits water out* ISLAND!

```

9:58
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(CHRIS) *SEES HOUSE BURNING* MY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUSE!!!

```

9:59
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) *tries to high five Noah but slaps him in the head*

```

9:59
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) Lol.

```

9:59
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) -- END --

```

10:01
DerpyandDawn
Brodnet -- Tralier --
Brodner: HELLO
10:01
SpiritAnimal
and we will
that is
10:01
DerpyandDawn
Brodner: STAY TUNED
10:01
TotalDramaNaruto
THIS IS WHY SOLAR HATES US
10:01
DerpyandDawn
Brodner: FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION!
10:01
Bootylicious13
^
10:02
DerpyandDawn
Brodner: WHERE WE BRING 16 BRAND NEW COMPETITORS TO THIS FILM LOT!
10:02
DerpyandDawn
Brodner: \*appears in film lot\*
10:02
Bootylicious13
We just need to chill for 2 or 3 weeks.
10:02
DerpyandDawn
Brodner: 16 BRAND NEW teenagers compete for ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
10:02
SpiritAnimal
We aren't
10:02
DerpyandDawn
Brodner: We have a mix of personalities!
10:02
SpiritAnimal
next week is rp
u cant stop us
10:02
Bootylicious13
10:02
DerpyandDawn

```
(heather) (CONF) I'm used to being queen bee. I'm dominating this game.

```

10:03
Bootylicious13
Also, who does aftermath shows again?
10:03
SpiritAnimal

```
(Dawn) (CONF) If they don't stop, we're bound to fail! I can see it!

```

10:03
DerpyandDawn

```
(jen) (CONF) I cannot wait to flaunt my stuff. I cannot wait to win! This girl is gonna have some sass, and FIGHT!

```

10:03
DerpyandDawn

```
(Rock) (CONF) I need this... so much.

```

10:03
SpiritAnimal
plus i'll probs be admin
10:04
DerpyandDawn
Brodner: NOT ONLY THAT
Brodner: THEY WILL COMPETE IN CHALLENGES MOVIE THEMED!
Brodner: ALIEN!

```
(chef) *appears in alien costume*

```

Cast: \*screams\*
Brodner: HORROR!
Char: \*appears in mask\*
Char: SCREAMS!
10:05
DerpyandDawn
Brodner: AND MANY MORE!
10:05
DerpyandDawn
Brodner: STAY TUNED FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION!
10:05
DerpyandDawn
Brodner: COMING TOO YOUR SCREENS NEXT WEEK!

* ends\*