The 3 Little Pigs

**Three Little Pigs** is the third episode of Storytime, the fifteenth episode of Season 10 and the 637th episode of the whole series.

## Plot

Pear welcomes the watcher to another story and said that Orange is out buying a new kazoo so he wouldn't be co-hosting. Pear was going to read the story of the Three Little Pigs. But then Orange discovered online shopping and bought a kazoo from home. Orange is amazed by the story and wants to read the story. Pear told him to read how the book is written but Orange threw the book away and did his version. The Three Little Pigs had to build some houses from a Big Bad Worm but Pear corrected Orange and said that it was a wolf. So he goes to the first house which was made out of booger. Pear said that it was actually made of straw. Orange said the pig uses a straw to get boogers out. So the wolf comes and asks the pig for him to come in and the pig says that he can't by "the booger on his chinny chin chin". The wolf accepts that and he'll huff and puff and blow the house up. And he did. He used TNT and the Booger House blew up making people 3 states over have bits of booger falling into their soup like crazy. The next up as Pear says, was made of sticks. But Orange said that the pig made is house as in adhered to the OSHA regulations. Pear said he didn't expect that and Orange also replied that the wolf didn't expect it either. The wolf was amazed at the scenery the pig used so he wanted to get the pig's general contractor. He asked that pig to come in too but that pig denied it by the "hair of his shingy shing shingles". So the wolf decided to blow up the house but Pear guessed it didn't work because the house was self decoded. But the wolf used tons of TNT to blow up the house and it was "*gone baby gone*". Pear tells Orange that the moral of the story is that taking your time to build a house properly pays off in the end. Orange tells Pear that there is a third pig. And Pear accepts what he says and tells Orange to continue. So the wolf moves to the third pig's house and Orange said to Pear to guess what his house was made out of. Pear said in the book that it was bricks. But Orange said in his *"mind"*, it was made out of a bunch of duplicates of the actor, Bruce Willis. Pear said that it doesn't make any sense and Orange said it made "*six*" sense if Pear asked him. Pear told him that this better be going anywhere. As the story continues, the wolf gets interrupted by the pig from asking to come into his house and tells him he can't by the "Bruce of his Willy Will Willis" and to just blow up his house. The wolf accepted what the pig said and he did blow up the house. Pear tells Orange that the final house ***doesn't*** get blown up. Orange told Pear that he doesn't understand to imagine all the Bruce Willises riding the blast waves like crazy and ask if Pear has imagined such a thing. Pear confesses that he can safely say he has ***NOT***. So Orange told him to imagine it. Bruce Willises flying everywhere, riding the waves, looking super tough, and falling into the people's soup bowls three states over. Pear imagined and asked Orange if there is a moral. The moral was that ***EXPLOSIONS ARE AWESOME***.

## Differences in the Orange Version

* Instead of the The Big Bad Wolf, it was the Big Bad Worm. (dismissed by Pear)
* Each pig's house is made of something else. The first one is made of boogers instead of straw. The second one is adhered to OSHA regulations instead of being made out of sticks. The third one is made out of multiple Bruce Willises instead of bricks.
* The Wolf uses TNT to take down each house instead of literally blowing it down. The wolf also succeeded in taking down the third one.