Defending the Obvious

* Prince2005 \*looks at camera\* shout out to sugar!
* 6:32Superdawnfan and don't be so mean to the poor guy
* 6:32ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy \*conf\* Ouch.
* 6:33Prince2005 hehehehe
* 6:33Ryantprewitt \*is confused\*
* 6:33Superdawnfan Now who wants to go first
* 6:33ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy It's okay, babe. I can take care of myself.
* 6:33Prince2005 \*thinks I wanna blow up this joint\*
* 6:33Superdawnfan btw this isn't fair there's no way I could avoid elim unless my team wins
* 6:33ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Who do you want me to boot if we win?
* 6:33TDfan567 Courtney?
* 6:34ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy I'll make sure we don't vote you off!
* 6:34TDfan567 do you wanna go first?
* 6:34Superdawnfan Idk but plz don't pick me I don't have a chance
* 6:34Prince2005 no let's wait
* 6:34TDfan567 ok
* 6:34Prince2005 I forgot what team am I on? Hehe
* actually what team is everyone on?
* 6:35ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy I'd never vote for you! Who do you want me to defend? You? I can defend you!
* 6:35Ryantprewitt Should we go?
* No....
* Not yet.
* 6:35ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy I don't know if I want to go first.
* 6:35Prince2005 I'll go fie
* First
* Shovel Night has joined the chat.
* 6:36Superdawnfan Ok scarlett is going first choose a Crumby Criminals to defend
* 6:36Shovel Nighthi
* o/
* 6:36Superdawnfanyes shovel's here I won't need to sub any of his chars and cody shovel can have shawn back lol
* Hi
* 6:37ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoyOkay, the Shawn is yours.
* 6:37Shovel NightThx fam
* 6:37Prince2005 I do Gwen
* 6:37TDfan567 ooh
* 6:37Superdawnfan gwen's the free point choose anyone else
* 6:37Prince2005 Izzy!
* 6:37TDfan567 I'm with Courtney
* 6:37Ryantprewitt HEHEHEHHE!!!!!!!!
* 6:38ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Scarlett, you're smart! Do a really hard one!
* 6:38Prince2005 Duncan is off limits
* trust me Beth I got this
* 6:38Superdawnfan ok scarlett
* Izzy's case is
* Chef says that she blew up her kitchen in the past he thinks she blew it up again
* 6:39Prince2005 Okay I got this \*thinks\* I don't got this
* \*smirks\*
* 6:39Ryantprewitt \*chuckles after Chris said what she did\*
* 6:40ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Lame.
* So, uh, Jo?
* 6:40Superdawnfan First explain what type of evidence is this that doesn't work?
* yes?
* 6:40Prince2005 Ok well my client is mentally insane
* 6:40TDfan567 and?
* 6:41ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy If we win, who should we take out?
* 6:41Prince2005 meaning her mind is not in the right state
* 6:41Superdawnfan True............. but the problem with that specific persn
* \*reason
* thinks she's done it in the past therefore done it again what type of evidence is that called
* 6:41ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy I totally know this!
* 6:41Prince2005 and have you tasted chefs food he was probably just hillusionating
* 6:42ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Can I give hints?
* 6:42Superdawnfan\*chris) 1 per case
* 6:42TDfan567 no
* 6:42Prince2005 go ahead Beth I need em
* 6:42Superdawnfan
* 6:42Ryantprewitt I wonder where chef is!
* 6:43ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy It's a synonym for situational.
* 6:43Ryantprewitt I WANNA PISS HIM OFF! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
* 6:43Prince2005 Izzy not helping
* 6:43Ryantprewitt I have some alter egos that might help.
* 6:43Prince2005 bring them out then
* 6:43Ryantprewitt \*temporarily turns into brainzilla\*
* Hello There. What can I help you with?
* 6:44Shovel Night\*Hello, there
* Grammar plz
* 6:45ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoyActually, there would be no comma.
* Hello there.
* 6:45Prince2005 we need help in this case
* 6:45Ryantprewitt Oh... Is this a case? \*clears throat\* Okay then.
* 6:46Shovel NightDo you wanna fight, Cody?
* 6:46ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoyDon't hurt me!
* 6:46Shovel NightIn a rap battle?!
* 6:46ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoyI think we're good.
* 6:46Prince2005 your main persona izzy is being trialed for destroying chefs kitchen twice
* ,and I'm lost
* 6:47Superdawnfan All I'm asking is the first thing wrong with his reasoning?
* 6:47ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Taking advantage of someone suffering from alleged MPD? Interesting tactic.
* 6:47Superdawnfan the building has been attacked by her before therefore is now would you like to tag out?
* 6:48TDfan567 they definetly lost
* 6:48Prince2005 chef has hated izzy from season 1
* she just ticks him off
* 6:48ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy We're allowed to tag out?
* 6:48Superdawnfan Oh personal bias
* 6:48Ryantprewitt Izzy is trialed for blowing up Chef's Kitchen? I saw that happen before. It was insane. Your eating in a kitchen as an intern but next thing you know, izzy blows up the kitchen and sends you to the hospital.
* 6:48Superdawnfan NOT THE answer I was searching for but was a fair answer
* 6:48Prince2005 maybe he's just wanted to get back at her
* 6:49Superdawnfan I was searching for circumstantial evidence however this is just as reasonable
* 6:49Prince2005 he wants to get rid of her for annoying him you know how chef is
* 6:49Superdawnfan Next if that's true then why is the destroyed property there what's the problem in this argument?
* 6:50TDfan567gtg soon
* 6:50Prince2005 it could be of some accident maybe
* 6:50ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy So, Jo, who should we vote off if we beat the criminals?
* 6:50Prince2005 natual disasters happen all the time
* 6:51Superdawnfan did beth have you join our alliance not what I was suspecting but I think hmmmmmm uh Duncan I don't trust him
* 6:51Ryantprewitt The problem is that Izzy turned psycho because of a car accident that sent her flying and she landed on the hood of the car head first. That made her turn psycho. As for her ticking off chef, I have no clue. She probably is just doing that because she wanted someone to piss off for fun.
* 6:51TDfan567 why?
* 6:51Superdawnfan No proof the person did it he argues that she does have weapons
* 6:51Ryantprewitt Oh. Such as these? \*pulls out tnt\*
* 6:52Prince2005 yes she does have weapons
* they could have been stolen
* chef could've framed her
* 6:52ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Alliance? Um, no.
* 6:52Superdawnfan true and explosives are still in tact
* 6:52Prince2005 to get her off the show for ticking him off
* 6:52Superdawnfan DANG um well uh uh
* 6:53Prince2005 chef has many secrets like how he used your bath soap when your not looking
* 6:53Superdawnfan if you don't tell anyone it used to be girls only but you're close enough you can join to
* True and lastly what you said in the beginning even if she did do it she's insane so you have got izzy to avoid jail you won your case
* 6:54Prince2005 YES!
* 6:54ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Hey!
* 6:54TDfan567 crap
* 6:54Ryantprewitt Sweet!
* 6:54Prince2005 \*hugs brainiac\*
* 6:54Ryantprewitt Do you still wanna know how she got the explosives though or is that enough proof?
* 6:54Superdawnfan please I need you it was jsut a joke
* 6:54Prince2005 TAHTS ENOUGH
* 6:54Superdawnfan\*just
* 6:55ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy What's in it for me?
* 6:55Prince2005THATS
* 6:55Ryantprewitt Okay then. I'm glad to help out.
* 6:55Prince2005 bye!
* 6:55Superdawnfan I don't tell the girls to eliminate you and you make it halfway
* that's not enough?
* 6:55Ryantprewitt See ya. Call me back if you guys need anything. Bye! \*turns back to izzy\*
* 6:56Superdawnfan Next we have courtney and duncan
* 6:56TDfan567 ok
* 6:56Prince2005 \*walks up\*
* 6:56Superdawnfan Duncan has been charged of the crime of
* 6:56TDfan567 what?
* 6:57ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Fair. But only if I have a guarantee that Gwen stays too!
* \*
* XD what??
* 6:57TDfan567how?
* lol
* 6:58ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoyI just wrote the wrong name. Was thinking of Courtney, then I wrote it.
* 6:58Superdawnfan Assult
* 6:58Prince2005 assault to who?
* 6:59TDfan567 yeah. who?
* 6:59ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy I can confirm his guilt of assaulting me!
* 6:59Superdawnfan Harold and others say you beat the shit out of em
* 6:59ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Harold! If you say that, we lose!
* 6:59TDfan567 damn right
* 6:59Prince2005
* 7:00Ryantprewitt Does one of the others include Chef? Hehehe
* 7:00TDfan567gtg
* bye
* 7:00ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoyBye!
* 7:00Superdawnfank bye sorry lol this would take another 30 mins
* 7:00TDfan567maybe next time we could have it earlier
* 7:00Shovel NightPeace out, dude/dudette/other
* 7:00Superdawnfanbut this was kinda late and you said you could stay at most 2 hours if time was 5 not a full half hour later my fault lol
* 7:00Prince2005 \* thinks I'm gonna need sempethy points
* TDfan567 has left the chat.
* 7:01Prince2005 \*pulls out phone\*
* 7:01Superdawnfan But beth you read the books right ppl who known each other before or say they witnessed it doesn't count
* Why the tech court?
* 7:02Prince2005 you will see one moment
* \*pulls out abusive photos\*
* 7:03Superdawnfan what're those?
* 7:03Prince2005 \*now what you are about to see is crude
* this is 7 year old Duncan being hit by his father
* 7:04Superdawnfan abuse leads to abuse
* 7:04ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy \* covers his eyes\* Ouch!
* 7:04Superdawnfan yep
* 7:04Prince2005 these were taken by his mother
* 7:04Superdawnfan thanks for the example on why duncan is probs a criminal it really helped out
* 7:04Prince2005 I was able to get how I got them isn't for the public ear
* 7:05Superdawnfan it could also be photoshop this could be misleading and it'd be unfair to use as evidence it wouldn't count
* 7:05Prince2005 Duncan has gone threw he whole life being hit and tortured at a young age which messes up his mind
* 7:05Ryantprewitt Oh Geez! \*covers eyes\*
* \*eyes tears up\*
* 7:06Superdawnfan Total lack of evidence based on what's been heard
* 7:06Prince2005 leading to his thug behavior \*cries\*
* 7:06Superdawnfan court you're not helping
* 7:06Prince2005 \*you got any ideas then!\*
* 7:07Superdawnfan Well photo evidence doesn't count and you admitted he did the crimes have no TRUE proof this caused it Courtney you severely lsot your case
* \*lost
* 7:07Shovel Night Ha.
* 7:07Prince2005 Nooooooooo
* I never lost a case \*cries\*
* ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy has left the chat.
* 7:07Shovel Night Now you have.
* Deal with it.
* 7:08Superdawnfan nya nya boo boo you just had your dreams crushed
* ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy has joined the chat.
* 7:08Shovel Night \*still laughing from the pictures\*
* 7:08Superdawnfan who wants to defend who next?
* 7:09ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy You guys are a bunch of jerks. Abuse is a major problem!
* I'll go!
* 7:09Prince2005 it is harold
* 7:09ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Even if it is Duncan.
* 7:09Prince2005 these were NOT photo shopped but they still don't count as evidence
* 7:09ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy I'll defend Shawn.
* 7:09Superdawnfan photographic evidence never works
* sure?
* sure?
* even I'm shocked why'd you pick shawn
* 7:10ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Would you rather me defend you, Eva?
* 7:11Superdawnfan actually to be honest even if I don't stay on I'd like to be not considered a terrible evil person by everyone
* so yes but I was just sruprised of all people you picked shawn
* 7:11Shovel Night The evidence is stacked against me so it's kinda useless to pick me.
* 7:12ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy I just figured I'd challenge myself, but, I'll switch to Eva.
* 7:12Superdawnfan it's ok but thank you \*hugs harold a bit too tight again\*
* 7:12ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoyJust a warning, my service is not very good at the moment.
* 7:12Superdawnfanalright
* 7:12Shovel NightAight
* 7:12ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Oww...
* 7:13Superdawnfan sorry \*drops him\*
* 7:13ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy That didn't really hurt. I have solid nerves. But, I've made up my mind. Eva it is.
* 7:14Superdawnfan Ok Eva has been charged of Assaulting
* 7:14ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Who's the victim?
* 7:14Shovel Night Where to start?
* 7:14Prince2005 ME
* she hurt me many many many times
* 7:15Superdawnfan A salesman was on her property and kept ringing telling her to buy thier product then suddenly he was attacked
* I remember attacking but I don't remember it being sudden
* 7:16ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Plus, if Eva's house specifies an anti-solicitation policy, then the salesman is making an offense.
* Does it?
* 7:17Superdawnfan that depends what's taht mean sorry I'm not very smart and dk big words
* anti solictation policy
* \*that
* 7:18ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy That's when you don't allow people to try to sell you stuff.
* Some people put signs up on their doors to specify no soliciting.
* 7:19Superdawnfan Well no but I did assult I admit but it was kinda to defend property I told him politely to take me off his list and I wanted to be alone right now
* 7:19ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Anything about not being allowed to buy things? Because, a little while ago, this crazy people hair girl came to my house and tried to buy me from my parents.
* Well then, we'll need a second side of the story. I call to the stand... The salesman guy!
* 7:20Superdawnfan I believe slavery of any kind and selling children has been outlawed
* 7:20ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Good. For a second it looked they actually thought about it.
* 7:20Superdawnfansalesman: I was just walking on by told her I wanted her to buy something and she attacked me
* 7:20ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Not so fast. \* pulls out a Bible\*
* Right hand up. Left hand on the Bible, if you don't mind.
* 7:21Superdawnfan seperation of church and state what's a bible have to do with anything?
* salesman: um ok?
* 7:21Shovel Night You're a nerd.
* 7:23ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Standard procedure demands that he swear over the Bible for his oath of honesty. Gosh!
* 7:23Superdawnfan That makes sense
* 7:23Ryantprewitt Didn't Chef use slaves in the Vietnam war? HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* 7:24Superdawnfansalesman: Ok I take an oath
* 7:24Shovel Night What if he's an atheist? Then he doesn't need to tell the truth,
* 7:24Superdawnfansalesman: Everything I said was true
* 7:24Prince2005 can I take oath to
* 7:24ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Hang on, gosh!
* 7:24Shovel Night That's not how it works, max.
* Same to you, salesperson.
* 7:25ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
* 7:25Prince2005 she hurt me though
* 7:25Shovel Night You're not testifying yet.
* 7:26ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Hurting you isn't illegal though.
* 7:26Superdawnfansalesman: I do solemnly swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth
* 7:26Prince2005 looks I still have the scar under my arm out from the tine she cut me with glass
* 7:26Shovel Night Max.
* 7:26ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Now, please tell your side of the story again, now that you are under oath.
* 7:26Shovel Night You. Aren't. Testifying. Yet.
* 7:27Superdawnfansalesman: I was just walking on by trying
* 7:27Prince2005i gtg go see yah later
* 7:27ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoyBye!
* 7:27Shovel NightY tho ;-;
* 7:27Prince2005bye had fun!
* its late and I got church in the morning
* 7:28Superdawnfanlol k
* 7:28Shovel NightPeace bro/sistah/other
* 7:28ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoyI do too, but it's not super late where I am.
* 7:28RyantprewittBye Prince.
* 7:28Prince2005bye! @everyone 😍
* 7:29Superdawnfansalesman: trying to sell some of my product but she jumped out and punched me
* wait originally
* 7:30ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Hang on, Eva. All bias aside, you'll still need to take your oath.
* Prince2005 has left the chat.
* 7:31ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
* 7:31Superdawnfan ok \*puts right hand up and left on bible\* I solemnly swear to tell the truth the WHOLE truth and nothing but the truth
* 7:31Shovel Night But the salesman is still testifying- nevermind...
* 7:32ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Just teasing l taking extra precautions.
* \* taking
* 7:32Superdawnfansalesman: yeah so she just attacked me and it hruts
* Originally he said I attacked him on my property
* 7:33ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Mr. Salesman, anything to say on this?
* 7:33Superdawnfansalesman: Exactly

 now he's saying I jumped out and punched him while he was traveling which would not have even noted awareness I was there security camera in my house prove I was there the entire time

* salesman: I may have exaggerated a bit
* 7:34ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Exaggerating under oath?
* 7:34Superdawnfan A bit another thing if you see the videotaped evidence
* 7:34ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Do you have these videos?
* 7:34Superdawnfan he knocked on my door/rung bell five times
* \*pulls out videotaped evidence\* As you can see the first time
* I told him to leave politely
* the second time I told him to take me off his list
* the third time I told him toget off my property
* The 4th I ignored him and the 5th I attacked him and I did tell him to get off of own property so it was defense of my property when I attacked him
* 7:37ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy It seems as though Mr. Salesman is guilty of trespassing and soliciting. Anything to say, my not-so-find selling acquaintance?
* 7:38Shovel Night Seems legit.
* 7:38Superdawnfansalesman: well, uh, I didn't mean any harm
* doesn't mean you didn't do something wrong
* 7:39ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy And I didn't mean to wet my bed at Magic Steve's Magic Camp, but it happened.
* 7:39Superdawnfan Harold you just won your case
* 7:40ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Yes! \* high fives Eva\*
* 7:40Superdawnfan \*high fives back\* thanks to you I'm no longer considered that much of a monster
* 7:41ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Kind of bogus that you ever were.
* You should probably know though that if you have solidified plans to pursue me, you'll have a lot of very disappointed girls to deal with.
* 7:42Superdawnfan Who wants to defend who or be defended next?
* 7:43ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Are we doing anything today?
* 7:43Ryantprewitt Hmmm..... \*thinks\*
* 7:44Superdawnfan bridge police work the second half of the challenge
* 7:44ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Okay.
* 7:45Superdawnfanjones) I'll carry the team I'm betting this'll be common
* jones) I'll work with shawn since I'm the only one here smart enough to win his case
* 7:47Shovel Night Whatever you say.
* 7:47ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy You obviously weren't paying attention to my performance.
* 7:47Superdawnfanjones) Of course I wasn't nerds like you don't matter
* 7:48ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Maybe you should.
* 7:48Shovel Night
* Oh
* His emote no work
* 7:48RyantprewittThe Jones emoticon doesn't work? O\_O
* 7:49ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy There's nothing wrong with being nerdy! I mean, not that I would know. I'm not much of a nerd...
* 7:49Superdawnfanwell teh design was off anyways
* 7:49Shovel Night Shut up, geek
* 7:49Superdawnfanjones) \*laughs at cody\*
* \*the
* 7:50ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy \*blushes\* Um, okay. I'm going to... go somewhere else.
* 7:50Shovel Night Go ahead.
* 7:50Superdawnfan Well shawn was charged of attempted murder by dave
* 7:51ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy \*conf\* I don't really mind being belittled. I mean, it's... Like, I... They're just... \*sniff\* I'm gonna go now.
* 7:51Superdawnfan it's ok cody
* 7:52ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy What's okay? Why wouldn't things be okay? I'm good. No worries here.
* 7:52Superdawnfan you ran from amy
* 7:52ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Ran is a strong word.
* 7:53Ryantprewitt Shawn actually tried to kill someone! O\_O
* 7:53Superdawnfan yes dummy remember last season?
* 7:54Shovel Night Given you still hold a grudge for it, I'm not sorry.
* 7:54ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Okay, I might have missed some things. What happened here?
* 7:55Superdawnfan well a certain wizard and a ceertain shemale convinced the guy I was a "zombie" and the guy who watches too much horror movies tried to kill me
* 7:56ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy I hate horror movies! There so sca... \*looks at Gwen\* Eh, I can handle them.
* 7:56Shovel Night So you are blaming ME for something two other people caused?
* 7:57ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Well, you did try to kill him. That's pretty major.
* 7:57Superdawnfan they only inspired you after that you assaulted a human being thinking they were a supernatural being trying to murder knowing I was sentient who do you think I'll be more mad at
* 7:58Shovel Night Still, you're not pinning any of the blame on them?
* 7:58Superdawnfan Ok I'm mad at them too but not half as much as the person who committed the crime
* telling someone something is one thing
* attempting murder is another
* 8:00Shovel Night I WAS insane at the time.
* 8:01ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy \*conf\* I don't blame Shawn really. Of course, zombies aren't real, but if they were, they'd be scary! Last time I watched a zombie movie, I wet my pants!... No one's gonna see this, right?
* 8:01Superdawnfan last time I checked you don't cure crazy it's like a kid going well this stranger told me my brother was a monster and I'm five let me believe this total stranger and kill the kid in his sleep
* 8:02Shovel Night Last time I checked, you weren't a medical expert
* 8:02Ryantprewitt Oh.... yah.....
* 8:02ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy My cousin almost did that once.
* 8:02Shovel Night Was your cousin arrested?
* 8:03ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy He was six.
* 8:03Shovel Night Was he arrested?
* 8:03Superdawnfan If I'm a child prodigy who works with the police don't you think Ik the diff between bad and crazy?
* 8:03ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy And my other cousin told him that I was an evil monster, so he tried to smother me with a pillow.
* The police don't arrest six year olds.
* 8:04Superdawnfan Oh my god are you ok beth
* they do in rare cases
* 8:04Shovel Night I beg to differ, Beth. Remember the Slenderman stabbing?
* 8:04ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy He didn't actually do anything! I don't even remember it happening. I was only four.
* 8:05Shovel Night Using that logic, should I be arrested>
* \*?
* I didn't actually do anything, right?
* 8:05Superdawnfanjones) Well shawn
* Jones) stop admitting
* Jones) I have to say
* 8:06Shovel Night Ok
* 8:06SuperdawnfanJones) I need dave to show evidence first
* 8:06ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy The police never even knew about it. He just got a ten minute time out.
* 8:07Superdawnfan well these videotapes show him trying to stab at me
* 8:07Shovel Night Shut up, Beth. It's Dave's turn to testify
* 8:07ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Sorry.
* 8:07Superdawnfan he seemed to have believed I wasn't human he attacked and waved a knife
* 8:09ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy He should see a therapist, not a judge!
* 8:10Shovel Night I did
* I'm normal now.
* 8:10SuperdawnfanJones) If that's the case but he never hit you there's no proof he was trying to kill you he may have been hallucinating also waving a weapon doesn't mean using it it was silverware though he hit near dave he never hit dave so he could just have been target practicing
* that's ridiculous
* 8:10ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy It actually is.
* 8:11SuperdawnfanJones) but it's possible the evidence could prove what I said as much as it could what you said
* 8:11ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy You're providing a lot of "maybe's."
* 8:11Superdawnfan YEAH YOU ARE
* 8:11ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy However, the case is not proved either way. Amateurs. Gosh!
* 8:12SuperdawnfanJones) I'm just saying it's as possible as what he's saying REGARDLESS of sense in this
* 8:12ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy \*conf\* I probably shouldn't be rebutting Jones, since he's on my team, but I can't help sticking it to him.
* Possible isn't enough yet.
* 8:13SuperdawnfanJones) Ok any more proof since that's a lack of evidence
* he's done it much before

Jones) circumstantial
 He's crazy
Jones) WAIT YOU ADMIT HE'S JUsT CRAZY?

* \*JUST
* I'm just saying
* 8:15Shovel Night \*trying not to break down\*
* 8:15SuperdawnfanJones) can you help me with this shawn?
* 8:15Ryantprewitt Oh god. I saw the slenderman stabbing on the news.
* 8:15ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy \*smirks at Jones\* Don't worry. You can get out of this. You are the smartest one, and will carry us all the way. Just not to victory, it seems.
* 8:16Shovel Night I plead the fifth
* 8:17SuperdawnfanJones) Fine well as much as I cannot prove innocence Dave has shown a total lack of evidence
* Jones) I need to see more
* I have no more
* 8:18Shovel Night \*still trying not to break down and puts hat over eyes\*
* 8:18ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Is Shawn okay?
* 8:19SuperdawnfanJones) While No one can prove total innocence they can prove guilty and though it might just be maybe the fact that he was trying to kill you is implied not shown means he lacks any evidence
* 8:19Shovel Night Y-yeah... I'm just gonna... go... \*gets up and starts to walk out\*
* 8:19Superdawnfan but but
* 8:19ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Poor Shawn.
* I'll go talk to him.
* Hey, Shawn? What's up?
* 8:20SuperdawnfanJones) No buts as a child prodigy yk that's how court works by now
* Jones) BTW IN YOUR FACE HAROLD I WILL TAKE US TO VICTORY
* 8:21Shovel Night Nothing... \*keeps walking\*
* 8:21ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Big deal. My victory was more impressive. You only won because Dave stank.
* No, really. Tell me.
* 8:22Shovel Night I said... Nothing...
* 8:23ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy You know, your problems aren't going to get better if you bottle them up.
* 8:24Shovel Night So I should tell them to someone I've barely talked to instead?
* 8:24Superdawnfan and Jones gets a point by now the only way to have the lawful
* 8:24ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy If that works, so be it. I want to help.
* 8:24Superdawnfan Bridge
* he should talk to izzy or sammy about this
* 8:25Shovel Night I'm... fine...
* 8:25ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy I guess you're right.
* Would you feel better talking to one of your closer friends?
* 8:26Shovel Night I'd rather be alone.
* 8:26Superdawnfan So cody beth Molly and ryan have not went yet
* 8:26ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy If you say so.
* 8:26Ryantprewitt Have I went?
* 8:26ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy I'll go next!
* Hey, Gwen! Who should I pick?
* 8:26Shovel Night \*sits alone, face in his hands\*
* 8:27ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Hey, Sammy?
* 8:28Superdawnfan well 3 people are left
* 8:28ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Is there any that you think would be really challenging? And would be really impressive if someone pulled off?
* 8:29Ryantprewitt Yes.... Bridgette???? \*is scared/shy to talk to people now ever since amy ruined her life and accidentally betraying Lindsay\*
* 8:29Superdawnfan choose you feel is best choice I kinda have this rigged against me since I can't have a case I can't get private immunity by well being known as a real criminal
* 8:30ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy I think Shawn is a little upset. Maybe you should go talk to him?
* Don't worry! I've got ways to guarantee that you're safe!
* 8:31Ryantprewitt Sure.
* You okay Shawn?
* 8:31Shovel Night \*not answering\*
* 8:33Superdawnfan as a team leader I think I should try to be useful I'm so excited
* 8:33ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy I guess I'll go with Max.
* 8:34Superdawnfan oh that works too
* Ok max has been charged of
* 8:34Shovel NightI can be max
* 8:34Ryantprewitt Shawn.... Your not the only one who has made foolish mistakes. I did as well screwing up Lindsay's Friendship by mistake... You've changed... It's not your fault anymore that you hurt Dave... Your Zombie Fear was really bad at the time. I don't blame ya.
* 8:35Superdawnfan tresspassing I guess?
* 8:35Shovel Night It isn't a "was"... It will never be a "was"...
* 8:35ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy You guess?
* 8:36Shovel Night Trespassing?! I have done far more EVIL than that!
* 8:36ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Okay, so, what's the evidence that he did trespass?
* 8:39Superdawnfan I was trying to think of the crime he was charged of was hard to say since he was so comical and I cannot take seriously
* wait who's playing or subs jasmine again me?
* 8:39ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy So, I think it's safe to say he's innocent.
* Not me.
* 8:40Shovel Night I am "innocent" of NO CRIMES!!! I am PURE EVIL!!! MUHAHAHAHAHaHHAHAHA!
* 8:40Superdawnfanok I'll assume me then since I don't remember anyone besides you and me on this chat agreeing to sub anyone except shovel for max lol
* 8:41Shovel NightMax is fun
* 8:41Superdawnfan Oh wait that's it kidnap
* ikr lol
* 8:41ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Max! Knock it off!
* 8:41Superdawnfaneverybody loves to play max lol
* 8:41Shovel NightI was rooting for him
* 8:41ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Uh, who'd be kidnap?
* \*he
* 8:41Superdawnfan a baby
* 8:41Ryantprewitt IF THERE'S ANY CRIMES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH CHEF, BLAME ME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* 8:42ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Um, what?
* 8:42Superdawnfan the parents of this child let him babysit
* 8:42Shovel Night I did not "kidnap" it. It was a wittle eviw minion I mean.... Uh...
* 8:42Superdawnfan and by the time he was supposed to be done
* he didn't let go of the baby
* 8:44ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Did he actually make off with the baby?
* Or take it to some undisclosed location?
* 8:45Superdawnfan he had it iin his house but it was there the entire time he was babysitting
* 8:46ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy What do the parents have to say?
* 8:46SuperdawnfanMother: I have something to say
* 8:46ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Continue.
* 8:47Shovel Night Mother please do not embarrass me!
* 8:48SuperdawnfanMother: he gripped onto the baby calling it his evil minion and I tried to grab it back asking him to give it back he tried to disguise it with food
* 8:48ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Wait, Max did you just call her Mother?
* Why are you referring to your baby as "it?"
* 8:51Superdawnfanmother: his plan didn't work and he gave it back once I told him about how he doesn't have the money to take care for her otherwise he wouldn't be working and I took her back after pulling it out he then wimpered
* 8:51ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy So, he didn't even kidnap the baby!
* 8:52Superdawnfan yep surprise he's not a real villain
* 8:52ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy That was easy.
* 8:52Shovel Night I am EVIL!
* But I would never bring harm to a child
* Unless he has wronged me.
* 8:53ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy As I understand, the baby was totally unharmed, correct?
* 8:53Superdawnfanmother: yep
* 8:53Shovel Night I would never hurt a minion!
* 8:53ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy There's your answer!
* 8:54Superdawnfan yeah this one was easy
* 8:54ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Think it was still at least a little impressive?
* 8:54Superdawnfanmother: I know it wasn't a real case but it's the closest to a real baby
* yeah finding the real fake criminal in here and using it to your advantage smart
* 8:55ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy What do you mean?
* 8:55Superdawnfanmother: Not baby I men case
* 8:55Shovel Night LEAVE MY PRESENCE, LOSER!
* 8:55ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Oh.
* I'm not a loser!
* 8:55SuperdawnfanMother: thought to too much about the baby whoops yeah I didn't charge him he never did a real crime this is literally closest to it
* 8:55Shovel Night I was talking to the mother!
* 8:56ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Oh.
* 8:56Shovel Night Though you are a loser, too
* 8:56Superdawnfanmother: \*rolls eyes and walks home\*
* 8:57ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy I'm not a loser! Right, Gwen?
* 8:58Shovel Night SILENCE, LOSER!
* 8:58Superdawnfan not entirely and comparing you to everyone else here you're pretty nice
* and max is like an ultra loser
* 8:59ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Really? \*blushes\* Hehe, cool!
* 8:59Shovel Night SILENCE, GOTH!
* (Max0 OR I SHALL UNLEASH PURE EVIL UPON YOU!
* \*
* 9:00ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Leave Gwen alone! She's way cooler than you!
* 9:00Shovel Night \*leaves the room\*
* 9:01ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Sammy, did you talk to him?
* 9:01Shovel Night I can only imagine what my case will be \*sarcastic\*
* 9:01Ryantprewitt I try to... I try to cheer him up but it's not working.
* 9:01ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Will your crime be being a big jerk face?
* 9:01Ryantprewitt I feel really bad for him.
* \*dies laughing at what cody just said\*
* 9:02Superdawnfan Now lawyers you can stop here and beat criminal but be unsure of points
* 9:02ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Me too. I don't know him very well, but no one should have to be that upset.
* 9:02Superdawnfan only have the ones you have now and beat criminals or you can try to get the other 2 and beat them both
* 9:03ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy I'll take a crack at it. Just to give an extra point.
* 9:04Superdawnfan So amy and perry are all that's left to defend
* 9:04Shovel Night Might as well pick me.

 Yeah if it's my turn, you'll have a lot of work.

* 9:04Ryantprewitt \*Is shy talking to people\*
* 9:04ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Okay then. I choose Amy.
* 9:04Superdawnfan Not really perry we examine one crime per person
* Ok amy has been charged of
* Emotional Verbal and Physical abuse along with hate speech
* 9:05Shovel Night \*gasp\* What a new subject!
* \*sarcasm\*
* 9:05Superdawnfan but we'll mostly focus on the abuse
* 9:05ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy I have to prove her innocent of that?
* 9:06Superdawnfan(what tone was that in? lol)
* 9:07ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoyJust imagine when she has to make a positive haiku about Heather. XD
* 9:08RyantprewittXD
* 9:08Superdawnfan(ok lol)
* not too late to switch to perry but if not then yes
* except one dire thing you keep forgetting
* 9:09ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Yeah?
* 9:09Superdawnfan No one can be proven innocent well they can but it's rare you just need to lack evidence they did it
* 9:09ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Well, yeah, true. I'll stick with Amy though.
* 9:10Ryantprewitt This case is gonna be entertaining.
* 9:10ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Who's the victim?
* 9:10Shovel Night Who else, dipshit?
* 9:11Superdawnfan Who do you think?
* Sammy
* 9:11ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy There's a lot of people Amy is mean to. I figured it was Sammy, but I was just asking.
* 9:12Ryantprewitt \*sighs sadly\* I'm the victim. ;-; My abusive sister is trying to turn me into a monster.
* 9:12Shovel Night Just hurry up with the case. I've been through this before.
* SHUT UP YOU UGLY MORON!!!
* 9:13Superdawnfan Sammy can you represent evidence or have any witnesses?
* 9:14Ryantprewitt Trust Me. I have lots of evidence. AND HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT UP, YOU ABUSIVE W\*\*\*E!
* 9:14Shovel Night \*laughs\*
* It's fun to see you slowly become me.
* 9:15ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Um, I don't know if I can do this.
* However, Amy, I have one question.
* 9:16Shovel Night I plead the fifth.
* Oh wait you didn't ask yet.
* 9:16Superdawnfan we believe in you

Jones) I don't
 Everyone important here believes in you
 & we don't
 Um I believe in you

* 9:16Shovel Night Go ahead, Beth.
* 9:16ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Why do you want Sammy to act like you?
* 9:16Shovel Night I plead the fifth.
* I have the right not to answer that in my fifth amendment.
* 9:17ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy I plead your answer!
* 9:17Superdawnfan I'm sorry beth but she's right
* 9:17ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy May I remind you that you are under oath?
* 9:17Shovel Night You can't. This is not the supreme court.
* And no I am not.
* 9:18ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Darn. We forgot that part.
* 9:18Superdawnfan No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.
* 9:18Shovel Night I win.
* 9:18ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy I have one other question.
* 9:18Superdawnfan she hasn't finished yet
* 9:18Shovel Night UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUgh
* FIne
* 9:18Superdawnfan Sammy please present this evidence
* 9:19Shovel Night Chris, shut up, I want to answer this question
* 9:19ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy You think you're better than Sammy, right?
* 9:19Ryantprewitt \*pulls out some pictures of amy abusing her\*
* 9:19Shovel Night Of course I do, Beth
* 9:20ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Then don't you think making her more like you will mean she is your equal, or maybe even your superior?
* 9:21Shovel Night I want her to be a bad person to prove even she can crack. Also, more misery to others.
* 9:21ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Why do you think people like you more than her?
* 9:21Shovel Night I don't want her to be more powerful than me so she knows who the boss is.
* 9:21Superdawnfan Photo evidence does not count in court
* 9:22Shovel Night I don't. But no one will like her when she's just as bead as me
* 9:22Superdawnfan however in one there appears to be a bruise on your back show us the bruise
* 9:23ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy So Amy, you feel rivaled by her likability?
* 9:23Shovel Night Chris, it's obvious I did it, stop trying to make it interesting you drama queen.
* 9:23Ryantprewitt \*shows people the bruise on her back\*
* 9:23Shovel Night No I do not, Beth.
* 9:23Superdawnfan you should
* 9:23ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Sammy could have gotten that bruise in many ways.
* 9:24Superdawnfan Beth brings up a valid point there's no proof specifically amy done it
* 9:24ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy For example, a crate of tomatoes may have fallen on her.
* 9:24Shovel Night You're delaying the inevitable here, guys. Seriously. I admit I did it. Shut up about.
* 9:24Superdawnfan NEXT the verbal abuse is there a problem with this?
* This isn't a real trial amy half of you did it but can lack evidence no matter how obvious the otherwise may be
* and since it's not a real trial I mean it kinda is but not really no guilt pleas
* 9:26Ryantprewitt Yes! Whenever Amy gets in trouble, she usually lies to someone that I did it instead and I get in trouble instead. I do have a video. Do those count as proof or no?
* 9:26Shovel Night THIS HAPPENS IN REAL TRIALS, TOO, AND IT'S ANNOYING!
* 9:26ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy This is like Twelve Angry Men.
* In which case, Beth parallels Juror #8. Sammy would be #3.
* \*
* Fail
* 9:27Superdawnfan Yes that does but that's scapegoating and emotional abuse not verbal which has nothing to do with the current charge meaning it's circumstantial
* 9:28Shovel Night GARY RIDGEWAY ADMITTED TO KILLING LITERALLY NINETY-SIX PEOPLE AND WAS ONLY SENT FOR THE FOURTY EIGHT THAT WERE CONFIRMED!
* I'LL VERBALLY ABUSE HER NOW! SAMMY, YOU ARE WORTHLESS GARBAGE AND DAD AND MOM ALWAYS CALLED YOU THE FAILED ABORTION BECAUSE THEY NEVER WANTED TWINS!
* 9:29ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy That's an unrelated case!
* The Ridgeway one, that is.
* 9:29Superdawnfan EXACTLY and to be fair that was two cases instead of 1 so Beth I'll give the point
* 9:30ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Really? Yay!
* 9:30Shovel Night REALLY?! YOU'RE FINDING ME INNOCENT?!
* RETARDS!
* 9:30Superdawnfan yeo
* \*yep
* 9:30Shovel Night \*sits down and throws a rock at Sammy's face\*
* 9:30Superdawnfan to be fair you're a team ofo criminals and ONLY courtney failed
* 9:30Ryantprewitt \*gasps\*
* OW!
* 9:30ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Okay, forget the case! She's totally guilty!
* 9:30Ryantprewitt \*tears start coming out of her eyes and she runs into the confessional crying\*
* 9:31Shovel Night HA! SHE SAID IT!!!
* 9:31Superdawnfan Now Molly you wanted to do one
* 9:31ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy No kidding. Amy should go to jail.
* 9:31Shovel Night CHRIS SHE SAID IT!!!
* 9:31ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy But it was after I won.
* 9:32Superdawnfan eh too late she already got the point and not a real trial plus it wasn't at the time charged it was after therefore you were innocent until after
* 9:32Shovel Night SHUT UP YOU FUCKING NERDY BITCH!
* 9:32Superdawnfan um she's right
* I guess all that's left to defend then is perry
* 9:32ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Whoa, rude! Chill, Amy!
* 9:32Shovel Night SHUT UP, PENCIL NECK!
* 9:33ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Hey!
* 9:33Superdawnfan So I guess this'll be a hard one judging by last season
* Yep
* 9:33Shovel Night FOr which crime, Chris?
* \*For
* Plenty to choose from.
* 9:33ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy You can do it, Molly!
* 9:33Superdawnfan welll she can choose from \*lists off every crime that exists except 1)
* \*
* 9:33Ryantprewitt WHOA WHOA WHOA! Amy! CALM YOURSELF!
* 9:34Superdawnfan Uh wow who raised you a pack of wolves?
* 9:34Shovel Night YOU CALM YOURSELF YOU BATMAN WANNABE!
* 9:34ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Amy, CHILL!
* 9:34Superdawnfan \*tasers Amy\*
* there she's knocked out now she is really insane isn't she?
* 9:35ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Whoa. Where'd you get that?
* She totally is though.
* 9:35Superdawnfan Chris gave 1 to all the police team
* 9:36ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Lucky!
* 9:36Shovel Night No. I was raised by really good parents for about five to six years.
* Not wolves.
* 9:37Superdawnfan I'm guessing good means Wolcf
* \*wolf
* stop it uh I guess I'll take uh his sexual harrasment case?
* 9:38ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy(Can we maybe not do that one? Touchy subject)
* 9:38Superdawnfan(ok)
* 9:38Shovel Night Most of my childhood years were in prison. Five to six of the years were in a Christian family.
* 9:38ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy(Actually, go ahead and do it. I just won't pay attention)
* 9:38Superdawnfan eh I guess um destruction of property is common so the time he burned down a church should be easy
* 9:39Shovel Night
* (We're not doing sexual harassment if you don't wanna)
* 9:39ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy(It's okay. I can handle it.)
* 9:39Shovel Night I never burned down a church.
* 9:39Superdawnfan(we changed it to destruction of property)
* was it a school then?
* 9:40ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy(Okay, fair enough)
* 9:40Superdawnfan it says he burned something
* 9:40Shovel Night I burned down nothing.
* THAT was the one thing I was framed for.
* I gladly brag about the rest.
* 9:41Superdawnfan I can't tell the last word is smudged on the list
* 9:41Shovel Night Hm? \*reads it\* It says mur... something...
* \*realizes\* oh
* 9:43Superdawnfan Perry burned down mur?
* you seem like yk what it is plz tell me
* 9:43Shovel Night No it's a typo.
* I burned down nothing.
* 9:44Superdawnfan even if you didn't do it if you have the slightest idea tell me
* 9:44Shovel Night They put "burned down" and "murder" in the same line.
* 9:45Superdawnfan Oh they must have mixed you up with izzy
* 9:45Shovel Night Perhaps.
* 9:45Superdawnfan did you ever beat anyone?
* as in abuse
* 9:45Shovel Night No
* 9:46Superdawnfan murder?
* 9:46Shovel Night Yes
* Plenty
* So many cases to choose from.
* 9:46Superdawnfan Ok then let's do that I choose eh
* 9:47Shovel Night The Lincoln assassination, the JFK assassination, shooting Ronald Reagan, did I ever thank you for letting me borrow your time machine, Ryan?
* 9:48ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy I knew you looked familiar! You're the spitting image of Boothe!
* 9:48Superdawnfan murder of his bro?
* 9:49Shovel Night O-oh... That one...
* 9:49ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy This guy is scary..
* 9:50Ryantprewitt Um.... No. XD
* I'm glad you have a blast though. LOL
* 9:50Superdawnfan Alright two children say he shot his bro in front of them
* 9:50Shovel Night YOU HAVEN'T SEEN SCARY AND I SUGGEST YOU DON'T SAY THAT AGAIN IF YOU WANT TO LIVE, STRINGBEAN!
* They WERE children.
* 9:51ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Why was this guy allowed on the show?
* 9:51Shovel Night Get your facts right, Chris
* 9:51Superdawnfan he got on
* to
* escape a mental institute
* 9:52Shovel Night Smart move on my part.
* 9:52Superdawnfan and I wanted to stir up drama
* 9:52ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Shouldn't we, like, send him back there?
* 9:52Superdawnfan wait he wa only accused of not is
* \*was
* 9:52ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy He's freaking me out.
* 9:53Superdawnfan let him state his side an accusation shouldn't scare you
* 9:53Shovel Night Right now?
* 9:54ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy Um, did I say scared? I'm not really scared. I mean, I don't just get "scared" so easily. \*nervous chuckle\*
* 9:54Superdawnfan yes now
* 9:55Shovel Night Um. I'd rather not show emotion other than non-regret. Have the two lying basta- I mean... witnesses... testify first.
* 9:56Superdawnfan Ok Kevin and Rick
* do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth
* 9:57Shovel NightRick and Kevin: We do.
* 9:57Superdawnfan Ok you accused him of shooting his bro
* when was the time of the event?
* 9:58Shovel NightRick: In about third grade.
* Kevin: yeah.
* 9:59Superdawnfan I need a date
* otherwise the forensics might not be right
* 10:00ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoyI need to go to bed. Goodnight.
* 10:00Superdawnfanok
* 10:00Shovel Night January tenth 1999.
* 10:00Superdawnfannight
* 10:00Shovel NightGnight, Cody o/
* 10:00ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoyBe sure to let me know what happens! Goodnight!
* 10:01Shovel NightWe will.
* Peace
* 10:01ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoyCatch you later!
* 10:01Shovel NightRyan and Kevin: Yeah what he said!
* Gogogadget831 has joined the chat.
* 10:02Shovel Night They're too stupid to remember
* Hi gogo o/
* 10:02Gogogadget831hi
* ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy has left the chat.
* 10:02Superdawnfan Ok now why'd he shoot him and where were you two at the time to know
* 10:03Shovel NightRick\*
* Gogogadget831 has left the chat.
* 10:03Shovel NightNot ryan
* 10:03RyantprewittHey Gogo.
* Nvm. -.-
* 10:04Superdawnfan well?
* 10:05Shovel NightRick: we don't know why he shot him but we saw the whole thing! He whipped out his gun and just shot him! We were across the courtyard and we heard a loud bang and we saw his brother fall over, dead! Perry had a gun in his hand pointed at him!

Kevin: Yeah!

* \*laughing\*
* 10:06Superdawnfan Tell me your side perry waht actually happened?
* \*what
* 10:09Shovel Night \*heavy sigh\* These two were bullying and harassing Andrew multiple times for many weeks. I told Andrew to bring a gun to school to threaten them and make them back off. \*starts to tear up but tries to pretend it isn't happening\* He didn't want to because he didn't like to hurt people. I took it instead but I didn't tell him. They were bullying him as usual so I pulled out the gun and aimed it at fuckface. \*points to kevin\* But he grabbed Andrew and....... \*wipes tears away\* Let's just say I'm a single child now...
* 10:10Superdawnfan any evidence of this abuse any viddeocameras in the courtyard?
* 10:11Shovel Night Yes. You can look up "young boy shoots student" on CBS. It's the eighteenth one.
* 10:12Superdawnfan this indisputable evidence which this means Perry is no murder the other 2 are while being guilty of lying under oath and Perry is well he's innocent of murder this case but he is a vigilantee
* 10:13Shovel NightRick: Well even with the story he gave, it was at least attempted murder!

Kevin: Yeah!

* 10:14Superdawnfan No it was taking law into his own hands you were assulting and abusers no matter the age he tried to enforce the law he's just a vigilantee
* 10:15Shovel NightRick: He still killed his brother!
* 10:15Superdawnfan \*whispers to perry\* I'm so sorry
* 10:15Shovel Night \*trying not to cry and has a shakey voice\* It's fine...
* 10:15Superdawnfan they're not always this stupid are they? he didn't mean to he meant to kill you which is vigilantism
* how many times will I have to repeat it
* 10:17Shovel NightRick: He didn't mean to kill us he killed his brother!

 Oh? So how about I kill you now? \*takes out gun and aims it at his head\*

* 10:17Superdawnfan \*facepalms\* these two are the murders it's undeniable
* that is true then they framed someone else and lied under oath
* these two are going to jail CHEF!
* btw molly you got the point
* so the lawful win 7-1 this challenge
* 10:20Shovel Night \*wipes eyes again\* UGH! I HATE SHOWING EMOTION!
* 10:20Superdawnfan it's ok let it all out
* 10:21Shovel Night I'd prefer not to... \*two tears go down his face\*
* 10:21Superdawnfan Now since the lawful beat the criminals this challenge
* 10:21Ryantprewitt \*confessional\* I should've thought twice about letting perry use the time machine. XD
* 10:22Superdawnfan Now it's gonna be Cadets vs criminals
* alright finally some fun
* 10:24Shovel Night Can I not participate?
* Shawn isn't.
* 10:24Superdawnfan Ok cadets get an auto two points
* and now basically if two cops get beat
* lawful win criminals lose
* 10:26Shovel Night RRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!! \*Takes chair and smashes it against Perry's head, but it doesn't effect him and he keeps crying normally like it didn't even happen\*
* 10:27Superdawnfan I feel bad I'll stay out
* whatever traitor
* 10:28Shovel Night If you saw everything else I did... you wouldn't feel bad...
* 10:28Superdawnfan your challenge is to re capture the criminals
* and in a way Jasmine already got amy
* by tasering her
* 10:29Shovel Night NO SHE DID NOT!
* oh
* Fine...
* 10:29Superdawnfan You lost a fight
* and threw a tantrum
* realistically if she knew the cahllenge ahead of time after that
* \*challenge
* wouldn't she have dragged you away?
* and well since they have 3 points already 7 were by lawyers and criminals had 1 first round and can't gain anymore this round just prevent police from getting any
* so in a way the criminals were screwed since the first part the only way is if shawn and perry participated
* 10:32Shovel Night \*comes back in and sits\*
* 10:32Superdawnfan and none were caught
* 10:32Shovel Night I'm good now...
* 10:33Superdawnfan remember the lawfuls are voting a criminal off
* 10:34Shovel Night Yeah...
* 10:35SuperdawnfanShovel could you sub harold?
* and scarlett?
* 10:35Shovel NightSUre
* \*Sure
* Scarlett: We do this after the challenge or is it basically chalmate?
* \*checkmate
* (Scarltt)
* \*(Scarlett)
* 10:36Superdawnfan the challenge is basically checkmate so discussion to vote is now
* one thing molly as team captain right now I'll give you a choice you could either choose a Criminal to be safe
* or double vote against someone else
* Well
* 10:38Shovel Night Alright. \*turns to the team\* Perry needs to go. He's too much of a threat and he can easily win with that sob story of his.
* 10:38Superdawnfan Come on this challenge was rigged against me I mean yeah duncan's the only one around
* any person can see this isn't fair
* true but.......
* I really care about fair and helping my friends makes Mimi and May proud but not this time I can't
* why noy
* \*not
* harold did you want one of us immune?
* 10:40Shovel Night I don't care who gets immune. I just want Duncan gone.
* 10:41Superdawnfan oh I thought that you might have wanted me to stay I said I'd help get rid of him and I'm sorry I don't really have a say this time So I can't keep the promise first loss he goes
* 10:42Shovel NightFuck forgot about their friendship
* Can I switch my response?
* 10:42Superdawnfanyes lol
* 10:43Ryantprewitt Hey Sammy? Can I talk to you for a second?
* \*is still crying in the confessional\*
* Oh yah. I forgot.... \*walks away\* I feel really sorry for her....
* 10:44Shovel Night Obviously Eva. She is my friend and protecting friends is the right thing to do.

 That is not a problem. We just need Perry out. Amy is obviously going to go any time.

* 10:44Superdawnfan I know what you guys want
* but I'm not changing my mind I want perry to be immune this time
* 10:45Shovel Night If you want someone immune over a sob story, you aren't playing the game strategically.
* 10:45Superdawnfan So it's settled since Duncan's case was never won Duncan is not at risk of elimination and niether is Perry based on a choice of molly
* Choose any other 6 of the criminals
* 10:46Shovel Night Ugh... whatever... Amy should go, then. She's an easy out. it'll be like removing a splinter.
* She'll be out eventually, it's best to do it now.
* 10:47Superdawnfan if you're getting someone out who'd get out either way you're not being strategic
* 10:47Shovel Night Based on what you have just shown, you aren
* 10:47SuperdawnfanJones) For once I agree with dollface wannabe genius
* 10:48Shovel Night't strategic either
* 10:48Superdawnfan I'm confused
* do I need to go to the elim ceremony again?
* No we won
* Oh yay
* 10:48Shovel Night \*facepalm\*
* (Who is Jones referring to when he says wannabe genious?)
* 10:49Superdawnfan
* 10:49Shovel NightGot it
* Who are you calling wannabe, Jones?
* I vote Amy. She's too mean. We should protect Sammy by not letting Amy get farther.
* 10:50SuperdawnfanJones) you thought that was pretty straight forward
* Harold
* 10:50Shovel NightOh shit
* 10:50Superdawnfanwhat? lol
* 10:50Shovel NightDid I mess up?
* 10:50Superdawnfannope
* I hear you want amy gone
* 10:51Shovel Night Yeah?
* And?
* 10:52Superdawnfan well tbh so does everyone and it'd be unstrategic to get rid of her now so I promise she's otu next but right now you should vote off Izzy I mean she's at least a nuisance to everyone isn't going anywhere anytime soon or maybe gwen like viturally everyone except her or max
* Actually wait I think I know how to protect sammy and Take out duncan and amy
* but wait and trust me
* 10:53Shovel Night Yeah that does make sense... Ok... \*turns back to his team\* After giving it further thought, I think we should vote Izzy.
* Amy is a floater! If we keep pushing back her elimination, she could get to the finale!
* 10:54Superdawnfan I'd normally say it's best to vote Gwen but it's so unfair and she is a friend um so like if anyone wanted to vote ffor gwen
* I agree with Jones on one thing you're a wannabe genius
* 10:56Shovel Night No it has to be Izzy.
* You're a wannabe goody-twoshoes.
* 10:56Superdawnfan ryan who do you suggest?
* Excuse me?
* 10:56Shovel Night You act nice but then you insult someone within the same minute.
* 10:58Superdawnfan \*conf\* is it wrong to say I kinda wished we lsot so I could see scarlett go?
* anyone you suggest ryan?
* 10:58Shovel Night \*conf\* It's painful to see how stupid some people can be. They wouldn't be calling me wannabe if they knew my IQ.
* 10:59Superdawnfan\*lost
* 10:59Shovel NightRyan is AFK
* 11:00RyantprewittSorry. XD
* I was thinking about voting off Amy but I changed my mind because I know she's gonna be gone sooner or later. Maybe either Izzy or max would be a good choice.
* 11:02Superdawnfan max?
* 11:02Shovel Night He shows no threat.
* 11:02Superdawnfan wait that makes sense entirely
* 11:03Shovel Night Even if he makes it to the end, he'll lose.
* 11:03Superdawnfan what if him showing No threat makes him make it far since no one thinks to vote him in merge
* 11:03Shovel Night I stick with my response.
* 11:03Superdawnfan well I mean we tend to get rid of threats first what if max went agaisnt someone like jones in a popularty contest we all know who'd win that
* jones) I'm right here yk
* 11:04Shovel Night Yes we do. And we do not care.
* 11:04Superdawnfan \*bursts out laughing\*
* Ok so cody beth rremember who our alliance said to vote
* 11:05Shovel Night I'm still voting izzy.
* Cody, why are you applying that logic to Max and not Amy?
* 11:06Superdawnfan of course I'm so excited to go to the final 2

 yeah and bring gwen so far with me she might actually fall for me in that time

* 11:06Ryantprewitt Hmm..... Good point. I'll probably either vote off Izzy or Amy.
* 11:07Shovel Night I am still sticking to my guns. I vote Amy.
* 11:07Superdawnfan because even if amy made it that far she'd be like the 1 person who jones could actually win against
* and amy poses some threat unlike max
* YOU MAY NOW VOTE IN PM
* 11:09Shovel Night Then why not vote off Amy?! Ugh... Nevermind../
* 11:09Superdawnfan unlike Max she's def going to be out
* ryan vote lol
* 11:11Shovel Night If you apply that logic for too long, she gets to the merge. If she gets to the merge, she has a fair chance of winning immunities. If she does that, she could make it to the end.
* 11:12Superdawnfan They have all cast thier votes
* good we have team skills unlike that teams
* 11:14Shovel Night I am certain that I am safe! For they have not yet seen my pure EVIL!!!
* I want you gone so bad...
* 11:14Superdawnfan the first safe is Duncan he got immunity by being a real criminal
* and I let molly choose one of you to be immune and her answer was
* 11:14Shovel Night Am I too intimidating for you?!

 More like too annoying.

* 11:15Superdawnfan PERRY
* 11:15Shovel Night R-really?
* 11:15Superdawnfan yep
* 11:15Shovel Night Wow...
* 11:16Superdawnfan and the first safe not by default immunities is Eva
* YES thank you harold I bet you convinced your team not to vote off the strongest member
* \*conf\* Harold so far is like the best thing that has happened to me
* Next is
* 11:17Shovel Night No problem. I tried my best.
* 11:19Superdawnfan Gwen
* Alright I'm so happy to note be eliminated unfairly
* this leaves our bottom 4
* Max Izzy Amy and Shawn all had some reason to be voted off
* 11:20Shovel Night I shall not be teased, Christopher! Make me safe!
* 11:21Superdawnfan but waht if they cast you out for being too evil or not evil enough
* \*what
* 11:21Shovel Night Not evil enough?! Preposterous!!
* 11:22Superdawnfan next safe is Izzy yep she got on vote the rest of you got more
* 11:22Shovel Night Crap!
* I got multiple votes? Hm...
* 11:23Ryantprewitt YAS! HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
* 11:23Superdawnfan don't worry as long as it's not amy or max who'll go either way
* next safe is
* 11:25Shovel Night...
* ............
* .....................................................................................
* Five years later
* 11:26Superdawnfanlol
* shut up I'm trying to recount to make sure I get this right for once we got variety lol
* 11:27RyantprewittXD
* 11:27Shovel Night..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
* 11:28SuperdawnfanRushing doesn't help lol
* 11:28Shovel NightGO FASTER!! HURRY UP!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
* jk
* 11:28Superdawnfan Amy surprsingly
* and the final person safe is
* 11:28Shovel Night Thought so.
* 11:36Superdawnfan Shawn
* 11:36Shovel Night YES! \*gets on knees with arms raised\*
* 11:37Superdawnfan any last words max?
* 11:37Ryantprewitt Max is out first!?!?!??! O\_O
* Wow. What a shocker.
* 11:38Shovel Night YOU SHALL REGRET YOUR DECISION!
* ALL OF YOU SHALL PAY!!
* 11:39Superdawnfan to be fair it wasn't really our decision at all
* 11:39Shovel Night NOT YOU, SIMPLETON!
* 11:39Ryantprewitt Not all of us voted you out Max. o-o
* 11:40Shovel Night I MEAN THE FOOLS THAT DID!
* 11:40SuperdawnfanJones) Harold I thought you said you wanted a challenge and haha Brainy smurf Amy's not out you convinced NO ONE
* 11:40Shovel Night Double crap! I swear I tried my best!
* 11:41Superdawnfan eh it's ok I was jsut saying it wasn't strategic since he'd go either way not an ally don't worry harold \*kisses his cheek\*
* 11:41Shovel Night Obviously I did if she received two votes.
* ok... I'll try harder next time.
* 11:42Superdawnfan\*just
* it's not your fault I was trying to help tbh this is better for my team but worse for your team I just wanted you in for a while I really like you harold
* Now max walk into your jail cell of shame
* 11:43Shovel Night I refuse to do that. You would have to drag me!
* 11:43Superdawnfan any of you wanna throw him in?
* 11:44Shovel Night and  : \*Crack knuckles\* gladly.
* \*they start to corner him\* Hey... Stay back! BACK YOU FIENDS!! \*they pick him up, throw him in, and close and lock the cell\*
* 11:45Superdawnfan wait he's the one I'll be trapped with for the rest of the season? PLEASE ANYONE ELSE \*shakes bars\*
* So Eva likes harold
* Half the criminals aren't criminals
* And all of the lawful hate each other
* let's see where that all leads next time on TOTA
* \*TOTAL
* DRAMA

 PRISON

* 11:47Shovel Night Shut up, Dan! No one can hear their thoughts over your girly screaming!
* 11:47Superdawnfan THIS EPISODE HAS ENDED