Belzert

**Belzert** is a recurring character from Farzar. He is an Intellectioid hillbilly, who's in an incestuous relationship with his brother, Flobby. He first appeared in "Welcome to Farzar". He is voiced by Roger Black.

## Biography

Belzert and Flobby hail from an alien species called Intellectoids, (an appallingly misleading name for them), which consists entirely of clones of themselves. Flobby and Belzert reproduce with each other by sticking their tongues into each other's buttholes, creating an entire species of like-minded hillbillies that populate their own region of the Alien Slums. Each clone of Belzert has the exact same personality and identifies with the exact same name, making each clone interchangeable and, for all intents and purposes, the same character. The same goes for Flobby.

In "The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins", Flobby and Belzert were getting into a fight with the sun. Belzert decided to stare the sun down and his eyes exploded. They were chosen by Fichael as two contenders for immigrating to Dome City, simply because he knew they would not steal Val's heart from him. They were given a series of jobs to make them into functioning members of society but they were terrible at all of them. In the end, they legally emigrated to Dome City and became permanent citizens, under the blessing of Renzo.

In "Baz, Bangs, and Brains", Flobby and Belzert both watched All My Renzos, while wearing helmets from the Mega Brain, that would read their thoughts. Flobby enjoyed the show, being surprised by every plot twist, while Belzert did not enjoy it, thinking a bunch of actually kind of well-spoken criticisms about it. Belzert was arrested for thinking negatively of the show and taken away by Val and Mal. Flobby and Belzert were later seen, voting for Bazarack in the re-election, since they were both racist against Skull People. Belzert's reason for his racism against skull people was that he was jealous that they got to be on bottles of poison instead of him.

In "The Great and Powerful Ozner", Flobby and Belzert went to the Church of Ozner and ate money off of the collection plate. Belzert got dime-arheea from eating all that money and complimented his own diarheea joke. However, he still lost the Emmy award to *The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel*. After sex between two humans was banned, people started paying them for sex but Flobby and Belzert told them that they'll die if they have an orgasm and Flobby kept stealing all of Belzert's jokes. Belzert was so mad about this, he nearly jerked off Flobby to death, before Flobby noticed Billy and thought that he could use him as a prostitute and sell him to people for sex and they'd get lots of money off of it. Belzert worked as an auctioneer during Billy's sex slave auction. Barry later took Billy back from them and was very mad at them for what they did.

In "War and Peace", Flobby and Belzert broke into Bazarack's kingdom and wanted to join him in their war on Dome City. Bazarack was confused, thinking they were already in Dome City. Flobby and Belzert explained that those were different clones of Flobby and Belzert and that they were all clones who used the same names. Flobby and Belzert then sang a disgusting song about their reproduction song, wherein Flobby stuck his tongue in Belzert's butthole. Flobby and Belzert fought the war on Dome City and accidentally shot each other in the backs of the heads. They were later arrested by Renzo and locked in a cage with Fichael. Flobby and Belzert were able to break themselves and Fichael out of the cage by going through their reproduction cycle and overloading the cage until it exploded and set them all free.

## Appearance

Belzert is a turquoise intellectoid with a big butt-shaped brain on his head, tannish rose in color, with some tan sunspots on it. He is cross-eyed and has a long face with a tall, hanging chin with a cleft in it. He has six boobs and his chunky little belly hanging out. He wears a gray torn cloth as a kilt, tied to him with a navy blue scarf.

## Personality

Belzert is a stupid, slackjawed yokel who lacks any basic reasoning or common sense whatsoever. Belzert's stupidity and poor-decision making, leads to him getting killed several times. Fortunately for him, he's made several clones of himself by having sex with his brother Flobby, so there's always another clone just like him to take his place.

## Episode Appearances

* Welcome to Farzar
* The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins
* Baz, Bangs, and Brains
* The Great and Powerful Ozner
* War and Peace

## Trivia

* Belzert is the Farzar alien counterpart of BoDean Lynn from Brickleberry and Delbert Hick from Paradise PD.
	+ Besides sharing the same voice actor with these two, Belzert's name also rhymes with the latter's name.