Uptown Funk

**Uptown Funk** (アップタウンファンク *Apputaunfanku*) is the stand of an unknown user in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure's Obsidian Vision epilogue movie.

## Ability

Uptown Funk has a variety of different powerful abilities.

Besides its named abilities, Uptown Funk can also use a variety of electrical abilities such as guided electrical shocks to perform certain tasks as well as magnetic charges to repel or attract items. By charging his feet from the ground, the user can also use this to fly.

**Uptown Spark**

The weakest and first ability of Uptown Funk creates a small burst of electricity that can cause damage or destroy electrical appliances in a very small area.

**Uptown Burst**

Uptown Burst is a stronger version of Uptown Spark, causing damage in a much larger area, and when bursting electrical appliances, it can cause a chain reaction, destroying appliances in an even larger area.

**Uptown Surge**

Uptown Surge is the strongest form of Uptown Spark, creating a wider damage area and causing the strongest power surge that Uptown Funk can create, being one mile in diameter.

**Uptown Beam**

Uptown Beam allows the user to create a highly concentrated beam of electricity and shoot it directly at a target, causing incredibly high damage.

**Uptown Bolt**

Uptown Bolt is a more powerful extension of Uptown Beam. This ability creates a powerful concentrated bolt of lightning from the sky that strikes a single target. If any living targets are in range, then they will also be hurt or killed.

**Uptown Shift**

Uptown Shift allows Uptown Funk to travel inside of any electric device and "hack" it. This is mainly used for computers, allowing the user to access any information from the internet, as well as stuff the normal person would not be able to see, even with the best hacking knowledge and tools.

**Uptown Transmit**

Uptown Transmit is an extension of Uptown Shift. This allows the user to travel inside of any appliance with Uptown Funk, and travel through the internet to another location, at any part of the world.

**Uptown Storm**

Uptown Storm is the most powerful physical ability of Uptown Funk. This ability summons a massive electric superstorm which can stretch for miles and miles in the sky. The storm emits thousands of guided and non guided bolts and sparks, and if the user chooses to, can destroy literally everything in their path.

**Uptown Control**

Arguably one of the most powerful abilities of Uptown Funk, the user can send Uptown Funk into an opponent's brain to charge certain parts, simulating synapses in the brain and effectively controlling the opponent's mind. This however must be done with great precision or the opponent may suffer an immediate shutdown, leading to death. However, this could be a quick and easy way to take down an opponent.

**Uptown Reanimate**

Uptown Reanimate lets the user put Uptown Funk inside the body of a barely alive or recently deceased person. Once Uptown Funk has shifted inside the person, it can deliver powerful shocks to the person, bringing them back to life. If the person is barely alive, then this ability can completely resuscitate them, however if the person is already dead they will only be alive for as long as Uptown Reanimate is active.

### **Uptown Funk Requiem's Four Storms**

**Eizkontrol**

Eizkontrol is the first of the four storms of Uptown Funk Requiem. This ability allows the user to create a blue thunderstorm which will cause harsh snowfall to begin in the area around the user. While in this psychic snowstorm, the user is able to do a number of different things. First, many of the user's electric abilities will be powered up with ice for stronger punches and longer lasting effects. The user can also manipulate snow and ice while inside of the snowstorm. The cruelest ability of Eizkontrol is called Subzero Gauntlet, which creates an enclosed area where those inside will quickly succumb to extremely cold temperatures. As the four storms represent the four horsemen of the apocalypse, Eizkontrol represents Famine, as this storm can create subzero temperatures, destroying crops and beasts which people rely on to eat.

**Blaiskontrol**

Blaiskontrol is the second of the four storms of Uptown Funk Requiem. This ability allows the user to create a red thunderstorm which will cause fire to rain from the sky. Blaiskontrol is the most physically damaging out of any of the storms. It allows the user to power up their storm abilities with blazing infernos. The user is also able to manipulate fire while using Blaiskontrol, and allows the user to create moderately strong fire electric entities which can burn at a much faster rate than the other storms. As the four storms represent the four horsemen of the apocalypse, Blaiskontrol represents Death, as fire burns everything in it's path.

**Magenkontrol**

Magenkontrol is the third of the four storms of Uptown Funk Requiem. This ability allows the user to create an orange thunderstorm, creating a strong magnetic field and giving the user access to a plethora of magnetic abilities, as well as magnetizing certain objects, magnetizing people, levitating very heavy objects, and being able to magnetically wipe devices to name a few. As the four storms represent the four horsemen of the apocalypse, Magenkontrol represents War, as big cold metallic machines are often used during warfare.

**Busczkontrol**

Busczkontrol is the strongest of the four storms of Uptown Funk Requiem. This ability allows the user to create a green thunderstorm which can emit bolts of lightning plagued with a deadly virus, turning those affected into electric zombies. These zombies are practically indestructible and kill everything in their path. They can also turn others into electric zombies through mouth contact. The zombies do not last particularly long. Every minute that a zombie is active takes one year off of the zombie's life, so at most, zombies can only be active for around an hour before dying. The user can also free people from their zombie like state at will, but cannot bring their life energy back. Animals or other living creatures may also be turned into zombies, but due to their often short lifespans, this is seen as pointless. It is said that every moment of existence for these zombies is complete agony. Busczkontrol can also be combined with Uptown Reanimate to extend the lifespan of zombies, however, due to Uptown Reanimate's short range, the user must be present at all times or it will not work. As the four storms represent the four horsemen of the apocalypse, Busczkontrol represents Pestilence, as this storm causes a horrible disease that can rip through populations with no chance of saving.

### **Uptown Funk Take Control**

Uptown Funk Take Control is the final evolution of the initial Uptown Funk stand. In this final form, Uptown Funk takes the form of an electrical genie like creature. In addition to keeping all the previous abilities, Take Control allows the user to have full control of the ultimate potential of electric abilities. So, if something can be done with electricity, then the user can do it, no limits, no hinderances, just pure unfiltered power. Some abilities of Take Control include Time Travel (or something that can be interpreted as such), Cataclysmic Gravitational abilities and potential Omnicide. Take Control also has the ability to take priority over any other stand abilities, including nullifying abilities such as Golden Experience Requiem or dimensional abilities such as D4C, making it the most powerfully destructive stand in existence. If a user gains possession of Take Control, then they automatically become the most powerful being in the universe, and what they do with that ability is up to them.