Princess Sarah

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Cover artwork for The Princess Sarah Chapters.

## General

Princess Sarah is a main character unique to a spinoff series that takes place every Friday within the novel's universe. She is an elegant, refined princess who rules over the fictional kingdom of Wohlsteim located in the heart of Germany. She replaces Sarah in *The Princess Sarah Chapters,* a chapter series where the characters assume different roles (Nathan becomes her butler/assistant, FlamDawg the Jester, etc.) and happily serve her. The chapters center around her living life as the princess of her kingdom, dealing with trouble among the townsfolk and any chaos that may ensue inside the castle. She also must deal with things such as her love life and having to attend various conferences while also struggling to uphold the standards others expect from her.

## Personality

Princess Sarah is the embodiment of class and elegance... while other people are watching, anyway. She does her very best to be what a princess should be: graceful, refined, elegant, and surrounded by all manner of expensive, exquisite things. Aside from that, she's just like the normal Sarah, having a love for chocolate and hunky men, being rather aggressive when the situation calls for it, and being more than capable of fighting her own battles instead of relying on her servants. She relies on them to cook and clean so that she doesn't have to get up, though! She can be rather demanding at times, though her butler and closest advisor, Nathan, is always happy to serve her. She is a strong and kind ruler of her kingdom (despite the fact that she's never seen doing much of anything besides sitting on her throne) but is also shown to be rather ruthless on occasion; declaring war on various countries for seemingly no reason and also flinging people into the dungeon for looking at her on a bad day. Much like Sarah, she has more of a "wicked queen" motif at times where she's a lovely person to be around, but if you cross her you'll find yourself on the receiving end of a swift decapitation.

## Appearance

Princess Sarah is a shorter woman with a slim and curvy build. She has long, flowing blonde hair, blue eyes, and wears black, rectangular glasses. Her usual outfit consists of a frilly pink dress and matching heels alongside various bits of assorted jewelry and makeup. The crown atop her head is solid gold, exceptionally elegant in design, and decorated with gemstones that can be any colors but are blue, green, and red in the novel. It should be noted that while some art I've received from others has her crown drawn smaller or off to the side, it should be drawn large enough to fit her head. She can be drawn wearing any kind of dress as she often wears different outfits depending on her mood. She has been seen wearing a black satin ball gown, a sparkly red dress, and even a golden battle suit with which she took into battle to defend her kingdom.

## History

### *Conception*

*The Princess Sarah Chapters* debuted in Season 3 as a type of Star Chapter, which was a new, unique way to change up the chapters every now and again following the Friday Marathons from Season 2. While previous Star Chapters changed the narrator or flipped the character's roles, this chapter series made Sarah into an extravagant princess. I loved the series so much that I decided to scrap Star Chapters altogether and stick with this spinoff going forward. At the end of every school week I would write a new chapter for the series and this continued until the end of the novel. The lore behind this was that Sarah started writing with one of the special pens Nathan used to write the daily chapters, causing the entire fabric of the novel to twist and reform into something different. Thankfully, she didn't get too far with this which kept the damage to a minimum, limiting the chapters to be end-of-week only. If we're going by behind-the-scenes lore, it's actually because supermodel actress Heather Melbourne wanted to be a part of the production, but refused to be a simple character like the others.

### *The Great War*

In the novel's lore, a great war was fought between the French and the Germans over control of Germany (which was uninhabited, unexplored, and therefore unknown land at the time). The Germans were led by Sarah's father and the French by Zack's stepfather. In the end, the French were thwarted and the Germans gained control of Germany. The king named the land Wohlsteim after the wish he made for everlasting tranquility for his newly born daughter, seeing as she would be ruling over the kingdom in due time. None of this is ever mentioned however, we simply begin the series with Princess Sarah several years into ruling the country. In Chapter 18 of Season 5, *The Return of The Chapters of Princess Sarah*, the French army invades the kingdom in hopes of claiming the land. Their army is led by Zack, who is now king of the French in these chapters. The attack continues in Chapter 28, *The Bunker of Princess Sarah*, where she orders Nathan and Alex to infiltrate the French castle and confront Zack. This plot is never finished and instead tapers off in the following chapters. At one point Nathan asks about the war they were supposedly fighting, only to be ignored by the princess. It is never mentioned again afterwards.

### *In the novel*

The *Princess Sarah Chapters* occurred every week from the moment of their introduction, allowing Princess Sarah to have her time in the spotlight. While the scenarios were always more of the same- the princess living life in her castle while dealing with various problems- there were a few noteworthy happenings over the years. During the first few chapters of Season 3 shortly after the series' debut, Princess Sarah had this rather charming quirk where she would speak in dramatic, often confusing sentences. For example, she claimed she'd send those who annoyed her to the "Plane of Oblivion" and allow those worthy to be "guided forth to the Holy Throne of Eternal Light". Nobody except Nathan could understand her when she spoke like this, and even he had some trouble deciphering her cryptic speech. This was gradually dropped in later chapters, but it made her appear much more interesting for her debut. The following year, something strange happened towards the end of the Season. Up until this point, the *Princess Sarah Chapters* had been recurring without fail, but it was around this time that they stopped functioning properly. It is unknown if there was something specific going on at the time that caused this, but Fridays would come and go without any trips to Wohlsteim. Sarah would dress up as Princess Sarah and try to reclaim her chapters, but sadly *The Story* just wasn't functioning correctly and her actions were a futile effort. This led to entries such as *The Failed Chapter of Princess Sarah* and *The Broken Chapter of Princess Sarah* where the characters were confused by the same old happening on a Friday. For the last few princess chapters of the Season, Zack, Kotaro, and Nathan became princesses for a day with Nathan even celebrating his birthday. It wasn't until Season 5 that the chapters returned for something of a "second season", but by then it was stated that her chapters were canceled because she got too big for her britches and the producers were sick of her. Even so, she managed to take back her spotlight with brute force and obnoxious enthusiasm.

#### *The Truth*

At the very end of the novel, the truth behind the princess was revealed. It turns out the entire novel was simply a computer game that Zack was playing, hence his ability to Hack and the various references to digital phenomenon over the years. As for Princess Sarah and why she suddenly appeared partway through Season 3 distorting the world as she went, she was actually a hazardous computer virus known as PRINZESSIN.exe. In a tragic twist, the princess that was beloved far and wide was nothing more than a parasite piggybacking off of the game Zack was playing and everything was fake from the very beginning. The virus, once just a few bits of data, was somehow able to gain sentience after being plucked from the corners of the Internet during Zack's search for cheat codes. While it could have simply ruined his computer for good, its newfound ways of thinking desired a place to rule and a throne to sit on, and hence Princess Sarah and her series of chapters were born. As for the mysterious chapter failings in Season 4, let's just say that antivirus programs can try to get rid of the Prinzessin, but she is far too stubborn to ever be scrubbed away.

## List of crimes

Below are all of the crimes that Princess Sarah has committed over the course of the novel. These include crimes, felonies, and things that are outlawed in the novel's universe.

* **Assault -** Has attacked others in fits of rage.
* **Attempted murder -** Once tried to murder the king of France.
* **Bribery -** Has paid diplomatic parties and her own advisor to look the other way.
* **Declaring war -** Started a war with Madagascar and brutally killed everyone there.
* **Embezzlement of funds -** Has used tax dollars to pay for her own personal needs.

## Quotes

> “Indeed! Rejoice, dear servant, for the foul being who stole my most special treasure is no more! He has been cast deep into the depths of despair where he shall walk the path of shame for a fortnight!”
>
> Princess Sarah saying that she threw Zack into the dungeon, 3x50, Dawn of the Prinzessin

> “Mine eyes fall upon the one who seems to be the grandest dummkopf amongst this celestial plane.”
>
> Princess Sarah calling Zack dumb, 3x55, The Revenge of Princess Sarah

## Trivia

* While it is implied that Princess Sarah is simply Sarah under a Cinderella-esque guise, the truth is that she's actually portrayed by supermodel actress Heather Melbourne.
* In Season 3's *The Secret of Princess Sarah*, we learn that the princess has a startling secret. When confronted by Zack, she unleashes some sort of evil, demonic form that obliterates him with ease. This form, dubbed "Demon Princess Sarah", was never seen again, but always implied to be lurking just behind her elegant, feminine exterior.
* Her crown was silver instead of gold in Season 3. While the lore reason was because she hadn't reached her golden coronation yet, the real reason was because Season 3 had pictures and a gold crown would likely blend in with her hair.

## Gallery

Princess Sarah as she appears in the novel.Princess Sarah and her butler/advisor, Nathan.Princess Sarah wearing her black satin ball gown in Season 3.The princess prefers to nap instead of attending conferences.The original cover art for the Princess Sarah Chapters.A drawing of Princess Sarah used in the cover artwork for her chapter series.A drawing of Princess Sarah by illieous on Toyhouse.A chibi drawing of Princess Sarah.