Myx

* Human
* Animal
* Hybrid

**Myx** is the tenth guy to appear in Blush Blush. Story wise, he is turned into a chinchilla and he is found participating in a knitting group. He can be encountered by reaching Level 35 in Creativity (Knitting Hobby).

## **Personality**

Myx is a musician with a sentimental side and a fondness for puns, memes, and awkward humor.

## **Dialogue List**

### **First Meeting**

1. At this point, you've signed up for every hobby group, sports team, and community activity within a day's drive, trying to find any animals that seem out of place. You are profoundly busy and very exhausted, so you decide to slow down a little and do something less taxing: a knitting class!
2. As you begin work on a truly magnificent scarf, listening to the polite chatter of adorable grandmas, you hear a heavenly voice that's two parts rockstar and one part adorable squeak.
3. "**Alright everyone. We got this. Grab those knitting needles, and let's fulfill our destinies!**" You are so spellbound by the voice that it takes you a full minute to realize that it's coming from the chinchilla in the room. It's one of the Man-imals! Setting your scarf aside, you walk up and introduce yourself...

### **Adversary**

* The next person who tells me to chin-chill out is going to get a sternly worded letter. I'm talking underlined text with a garish font.

#### Talk

* Hey there. I'm Myx. Normally I'm a little more "sexy dumpling" than "cute lil muffin", but I won't let that interfere with me making the heck out of your acquaintance.
* Oh, don't worry about me. Even like this, I've been able to teach my knitting classes, eat delicious strawberries, and whomever said a chinchilla couldn't shred out a tasty jam never counted on how chinchilla-friendly ukuleles are.
* So, if I"m understanding you right, you accidentally cursed me with a bottle of water? That's a very strange thing to say. But I'm a chinchilla now, so 'making sense' is a luxury I can't afford, apparently.
* Don't sweat it. I've already released several LPs about my affliction. Here, I'll sing you my latest. It's called, "Chinchilla Thriller". And it goes a little something like this...
* If you think I'm cute now, you should see me when I've got dimples. Only... right now that would require a shave. And "shaved chinchilla" is just all kinds of bad karma waiting to happen.

#### Date

* [Dinner] I'm... I'm gong to blame my new unbridled chinchilla instincts for that. I"m... I'm sorry I shoved nineteen dinner buns in my cheeks...
* [Boat Ride] You know, I really haven't done enough "singing to my date in a boat" for my liking. Want to go again?
* [Coaster] Hahaha! That was so dangerous! I think I'm in shock! Yay!
* [Carnival] Why wasn't I scared? Oh! Well, my best friend is a blood thirsty dinosaur, I just don't have room for fear in my life.

#### Poke

* \*shriek!\* Uhhh! I mean! That sound definitely didn't come out of me! Let's move on from this!

#### Upgrade to Acquaintance

1. So we gotta hang out and be friends, and that'll somehow break the curse?
2. Hmm. Sweet. Well, I'm going to pretend we're in a Disney movie anyway, and break out into song as much as possible, if you don't mind.

### **Acquaintance**

* Oh man, I've got a tail! Aww, I love my little tail. Hey there, you fuzzy little dickens you.

#### Talk

* Hey! I'm gonna go busk on the main drag today, and try to convince people I can play the recorder. In fact, I cannot do this. So this should be a fun and very shill challenge. You can hold the "Will Play for Paninis" sign, if you want!
* Yeah, sure, let's hang out. Curse or not, I'm always down for a hang out. Grab a seat. Let's play some games.
* Go ahead. Pet the fur. I see you over there, all thirsty. Wondering if it feels like a dream. Well it does. Now let those dreams come true.
* If I seem more "chill" than "chin", it's just because I don't tend to get worked up about things. Except video games though. In fact, I can get downright grouchy about games.
* You look kinda worried. Here. Have some tea. I'm gonna lay some truth on ya. I learned a long time ago that the best way to face destiny is head on. So love the skin you're in and aim for the sparkliest star in the sky. If this is permanent, at least I'm cute as a button right?

#### Upgrade to Frenemy

1. You are strangely good at this. Like... You've already made friends with a bunch of other guys under similar circumstances, and there's not much resistance to your progress...
2. AHA! I was totally just guessing, but that look on your face tells me everything I need to know! Which is cool. Glad to hear I'm working with an expert.
3. [With 'Friend' picture] You take Myx to the only park within reasonable walking distance. He's singing about frogs with hats or something, but he interrupts his song to say, **"Hey. You should know that, now that I'm singing you the Frog Song, you and I are friends. Can't deny the power of the Frog Song. Hahaha! Just kidding. Yeah, there's a smile! Love it!"** The song continues, and you feel great.

### **Frenemy**

* I started writing a song about how all this has made me feel. But then I started rapping about butts, and promptly forgot the lyrics. Butts, am I right?

#### Gift

* Nice! You don't have to buy me all this swag. But... Well, I'm not gonna say no, am I?

#### Upgrade to Friendzoned

1. Hey, I need someone to harmonize with me. Feel like rapping about memes for a few hours in a recording booth today?
2. Swell! My usual partner is a bit busy being a dinosaur who's wants to eat me. But I mean... can you blame him? Don't tell him though - I don't want to bruise his ego.

### **Friendzoned**

* Oh dear. I appear to have chewed through my guitar and made a nest inside of it. I'm 99% sure I did all this in my sleep. I would very much like to change back now.

#### Talk

* Hey, would you mind holding me up, Lion King style? I'm going to sing the Circle of Life, and I just... I can see how awesome this is going to be in my mind. Will you help my dreams come true, and be my baboon?
* Chinchilla teeth never stop growing. They never give up, or let you down. They never desert you. I think that's beautiful. And thanks to them, I think we've all learned a valuable lesson.
* Hey, I have a fun nature fact for you! Chinchillas bathe in dust, not water! In fact, you should avoid getting a chinchilla wet at all, as their fur becomes a sticky, horrible, unimaginable mess. I didn't know that fact this morning! Isn't learning fun?
* Oh my. I keep forgetting I'm 1/10th my original size, and I wasn't much of a drinker before... I think I just got a lil tipsy on mouthwash... Hee hee hee. You're swirly.
* I need some help. I need to keep my 'smoulder' sharp, even when I've been turned into a fuzzy tooth goblin. So, if you don't mind, just sit there and I'll get some practice in. Ready? \*ahem\*... Hey there...
* From the sounds of it, it's taking up a lot of time racing around, rescuing us ani-morphing rangers. Why don't we take a break and help some grannies cross the street? That always gives me the honey glow.

#### Upgrade to Awkward Besties

1. Hit me with the plan again. You kiss me? And I turn back? Is that right?
2. Actually, that's a super straight forward plan. Not sure why I made you repeat it. Pucker up, butter cup!
3. [With 'Kiss' Picture] **"I've got mixed feelings here. I love kissing, but I haven't tried to kiss anyone with these chompers in the Myx yet. So... Best of luck to us both!"** He reaches over and kisses you... magic happens.

### **Awkward Besties**

* raaaaaaah\* Thank you! Thank you! It's good to be back. Shoutout to all my super short homies out there. I have seen the world through your eyes, and you guys are definitely fighting the good fight.

#### Talk

* I'm going to warn you upfront, just in case you come to any of our shows, that my band is pretty metal. There's a dinosaur, and an assassin from feudal Japan. Oh, and I wear a leotard. We mostly play smooth jazz.
* Let's Myx it up! No? Too lame? Okay, how about umm... Let's have some... Trail Myx? Cake Myx? Damnit!
* By the by, please let me know if you'd like me to keep the language more savory than spicy. Sometimes I'll be jamming, and suddenly the song'll take a detour into flavor country. I'm talking "what the cuss" levels here.
* Hey, I just thought you should know that you're looking like a fresh slice of summer watermelon today. In fact, you're the whole fruit platter. I'm actually super hungry, do you want to go grab a bite?
* Hey. Just wanted to let you know that I'm still thinking about that kiss. One, because it rocked me to my core. And two - because you kissed a mouse. You goofy mouse smoocher. Haha!
* Hmm. I have the sudden urge to declare that parody is not a violation of copyright. You know, like when people make derivative artistic works based on the works of others for the purpose of criticism or satire. Hmm. Weird!
* Look, I know I've mostly changed back, but I can still see that thirsty look. You want to touch the hair, don't you? Well, now's your chance. Don't let this opportunity slip away.
* Hey, let's you and I go on an adventure today. My treat. Or we can play video games for nine hours and record ourselves joking around. You know, whatever you're down for.

#### Gift

* Hey heeey! This is super nice. You're an exceptional person with a generous spirit. Look at you!

#### Date

* [Dinner] Haha! Nothing says "I love you" like a dinner bun bitten into the shape of a heart. My grandmother taught me that.
* [Boat Ride] Yes, the hat was entirely necessary. And the Shakespearean accent. One doesn't just play the mandolin unless they're prepared to bring their A game.
* [Coaster] You can be as suspicious as you like. I'm not sure how those sparkles got in my hair. But they looked pretty snazzy in the breeze hey?
* [Carnival] Not gonna lie - the acoustics in that haunted house were amazing. The walls were the rockstars there, not me.

#### Poke

* Hahaha! You're such a merry prankster! Just don't tickle my feet, or I'll end you.

#### Upgrade to Crush

1. Feel like hitting the club? I'm jonesing to get my dance on. Having normal body dimensions is even more uplifting than I imagined.
2. Great! Because I also really REALLY wanted it to be with you. Let's bounce!

### **Crush**

* Boop! Got your nose! Actually, it's just my thumb held between my fingers. I enjoy over explaining jokes, and letting the awkward silence speak for itself. Let's listen.

#### Gift

* Aww, gosh, you're making me blush and giving me all these goosebumps. Thanks. Wait... You're not like a ghost or something, are you?

#### Upgrade to Sweetheart

1. So, this is slightly awkward, but I've got a big fat crush on you. And unlike a normal, well adjusted member of society, I've decided to tell you directly to your face. Is that cool?
2. Great! I figured I've basically been hanging out with you naked the whole time as a chinchilla, so there's no need to be shy or beat around the bush.

### **Sweetheart**

* Oh hey. Didn't see you there. Actually, I've been waiting in this spot for thirty minutes, waiting for you to come by. My intentions are sweet, but I suck at scheduling.

#### Upgrade to Boyfriend

1. Hey. Look at you. With that face of yours. And those lips. And that ghostly complexion. You look good enough to mix into some ice cream.
2. You're welcome. I'm not sure why they call ice cream with marshmallows and chocolate "Rocky road". Because if you were a road, you'd be hella smooth. HAHAHA! Sorry, I'm being weird today.

### **Boyfriend**

* You remind me of a tastyass guitar solo, blasting out right at the climax of the song and blowing my gawd damn mind. Either that or a cola bottle gummy. I love those things.

#### Talk

* I'm seeing a lot of comments on my channel asking me to change back into a chinchilla. Classic internet, right? Out of curiosity though... Super random question: do you have any more of that water kicking around? Asking for a friend.
* Hahaha! Sorry, random memory. I was thinking of your face when you transformed me into a rodent. It was very, "Flerrrrrg I'm so deeeeeaaaad!" Hahaha!
* Hey, hold my hand. Yeah, there you go... No, that's it. That's what I wanted. Thanks! Also - your hands are SO soft.
* I've got a show coming up. I was wondering if you'd like to come. I can get you tickets for the "scream and cry" section, or the "father forced to bring his daughters" section. Your pick.
* I can pretty much listen to you talk for hours. Which I find almost ridiculously attractive. One sec - I'm going to see if I can find a phone book for you to read.

#### Gift

* Thanks! You're like a sugar daddy and a dream mama all mixed into a gorgeous, frankly adorable package. Haha! I said package!

#### Poke

* Oh. I'm not super sure if you meant to, but... I'm like super mega turned on now.

#### Upgrade to Lover

1. I know you've probably got, like, nineteen boyfriends at this point. But I'd sure like to be your boyfriend. That cool? We all good here?
2. Great! In case you were worried about me being the jealous type, I should let you know that I'm sort of a "more the merrier" type of guy.
3. [With 'Transformation' Picture] You come home to find Myx sitting on a barstool with his guitar. He begins to sing a song about feelings and junk, written just for you, and it's romantic fire. As he finishes the final verse, he leans over and kisses you... which causes a magical explosion! He flies through the air, landing safely on the couch. The curse is broken!
4. [With 'Lover' Picture] **"Hey. I took this picture for my résumé, but thought it was maybe a little NSFW, and I didn't want it to go to waste. So whenever you're feeling blue, just whip this bad boy out, and remember how much I care about you. Also how good my chest looks. Right? Love you boo.** - *Myx*

2. Myx's hands caress your face, and guide your mouth to his. He kisses you with growing passion, his fingers running through your hair, down your shoulders, to your hips. He pulls you against himself, his erection pressing hard against you, and before you can catch your breath he's dipped you to the floor and making love to you. The world melts into pleasure and music.
3. Later, lying together with you head on his chest, he twirls his fingers through your hair and sings you a song. It's a soft ballad about love and friendship, with several solid video game references, and you can't help but drift off to sleep listening to his voice, his heartbeat, his breathing... He whispers, **"I love you."** and you believe him.

### **Lover**

* Glad you're here. I've got all this loving, and no where to put it all. Gimme a squeeze.

#### Date

* [Masquerade] - Hey, how about we dance the night away until we're literally crushed under the sheer romance of the atmosphere. Take my hand. Let's do this.
* [All the rest are same as Boyfriend]

#### Upgrade to Max Lover

1. I don't have much left to say. I just want to kiss you and make you happy, babe.
2. I mean... I've written an entire album about how much I dig you. But for the first time saying this, I'm gonna whisper it... I love you.

### **Max Lover**

* Oh yikes. I was playing video games today, and I'm SUPER grouchy now. No no, no reason to worry. It's a brand thing. But I sure could use a snuggle and something decadent and tasty.
* You can be anything you dream. Because you're everything to me. Just don't ever be... a stranger.
* Hey, I wrote you a song. Actually, I wrote you, like, nine songs. But unless you've got an hour to kill, l'll just pick my favorite and sing it.
* You ever look up at the sky, watch the clouds roll by, and think... Yeah. I'm enjoying the ride? I get that a lot nowadays...
* Want to go for a drive? Or a bike ride? Or, like... A unicycle ride? I've got this strange urge to be with you while I'm moving, I guess?
* **(Naked)** Well, the band is coming over for practice soon. This is going to be fun and educational for everyone, if you choose to have me remain in the buff.
* **(Naked)** Boom! Still naked! Still rocking it! Watch out!
* **(Naked)** Does this tie make me look dapper? Oh wait, I'm naked. I always make that mistake.

#### Talk

* I got the sweetest gift basket from my knitting class. Apparently those grandmas liked my fuzzy ears, but they were happy that I was happy to be back to normal. Okay, this is making me tear up. Hahaha! I'm such a sap.
* I feel pretty blessed. Here I am, back to "normal". and my normal includes wearing a thong and a cape onstage and singing rock and roll songs about obscure memes. Life is pretty sweet.
* A fan sent me a plushy they made! It looks like me when I was still a chinchilla. Aww! Well, I mean, the one eye is probably not suppose to be hanging like that. And the expression is genuinely terrifying. But very sweet!
* Hmm. I made too much sandwich. Which I'm just as shocked as you are, having found out this was possible. Here. Have sandwich. It's made with love. There's also a pickle in there.
* I was half expecting you to disappear at midnight when the curse was broken. Happy to see that this isn't the case. I'd like to kiss you now, unless that'll turn you into a pumpkin or something. I feel now is a great time to be cautious about magics.
* I only spent an hour on my hair this morning. I had places to be. People to be with. So if it's looking more "bed" than "head", you now know the sinister truth.
* Lame pick up line time! Hey, do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I pass by again? Or... Wait, are you visually impaired? I just realized that this pickup line makes a whole bunch of potentially disastrous assumptions...
* They say the best way to say "I love you" in a song is without using those exact words. So tell me if this phrase works for you... \*ahem\* Boomy boomy wum wum. Yea? Nay?
* There's no feeling better than the roar of the crowd... Except maybe the touch of a loved one. But it's a close call. I mean, damn.
* I've really got to stop saying, "drop me a beat" whenever I hear someone accidentally make a rhyme during conversation. It's a impulse that I must tame!
* Quick question. How would you feel if a flash mob suddenly appeared, and started performing an enormous musical mumber complete with live musical accompaniment? Also - how would you feel if it was to happen in 3... 2...
* Oh man, you should have heard me in the shower this morning. I was KILLING it on this one song. I really wish you were there. What I'm saying is that we should shower together. Gigiddy.
* Oh hey, didn't see you there. Hmm... No, let me try that again. But sexier. Oh hey... Didn't see you there...
* **(Naked)** I have a distinct urge to go frolic in the meadow or something. But long grass and naked penis sound like a recipe for disaster. So let's maybe not do that.
* **(Naked)** Quick! No time to explain! We have to get naked and wrestle for the fate of the world! Hurry! Yeeeaaaah...
* **(Naked)** Hey! As exciting as this all is, I'm pretty sure you should take a peek at the other side. I never skip butt day at the gym.
* **(Naked)** Oh hey, how's it going? You just missed the show. I was just playing a soul-rocking solo and all my clothes blew off. Wanna help me find them?
* **(Naked)** I'm super into being naked. It's like the song of your life becoming completely acapella. No glitz. No effects. Whole lot of penis though.
* **(Naked)** As you can see, there's a reason they call it "skinny dipping". Hahaha! Oh well. At least I can fit into my luggage in a pinch.
* **(Naked)** I feel like l'm wasting a perfectly good opportunity to go streaking somewhere. But streaking has somewhat fallen out of favor, what with the uninvited indecent exposure thing. So I guess I'm going streaking in my kitchen.
* **(Naked)** I'm a nude dude, and I don't want to be rude. I'm just not in the mood, to start a lewd feud... Hmm. Not bad. I'll keep working on this, naked.
* **(Naked)** Oh hey! I'm naked. So it's one of THOSE types of situations. And by situations, I mean - it's time to joke about how cold the room is. Hahaha! Awkward laugh!

#### Gift

* Gosh, I just don't even know what to say. You're magic? You're amazing? I think I'd better make up a word here. Here we go... You're flergle!
* Are you serious?? You got this for me? Oh my god, you just blew. My. MIND!
* Whoa! It's my birthday, and you remembered! Nah, just kidding. I just like the look on people's faces when I say that.
* Wow! Look at you flashing the cash, just to make me smile. I feel like you should know that I will smile for much less expensive things too.
* **[Boxers]** I feel super enthused about this pair of underwear. I feel like they get me. And the pockets are the cherry on top.
* **[Birthday Suit]** Oooh! Well, that's a pretty clear indication of your feelings. I appreciate how transparent you are.
* **[Spooky Outfit]** Everyone's always dressing up as a werewolf. Tonight, I'm dressed up as a why-wolf. That means I'm super deep... but still heckin' cute! Boop my nose!
* **[Butler Outfit]** Ask anything of me, and my answer will be, quite simply... As you wish. Hey, those would make some great song lyrics!
* **[Kigurumi Outfit]** Aww, this really brings me back. Remember when I used to fit in your pocket? Sigh... This might sound crazy, but what if we tried that again? Would that be adorable, or super weird?
* **[Masquerade Outfit]** I would do anything for love... Yes, even that. Whatever "that" is.
* **[Summer Outfit]** Man, I love summertime. Let's see how many outdoors concerts we can hit!

#### Poke

* HAHAHA! No no, no tickles. My laugh is on the dork spectrum, and everyone is better off not having to deal with it.
* You! You are in my bubble, and I love it, but it's also a flagrant violation of all the tickle treaties! Stand aside!
* You mischievous scamp! If you think you're going to escape reprisals, think again!
* **(Naked)** Hahaha! Okay okay, you've made your point. Allow me to retort.
* **(Naked)** I'm glad that you're the handsy type. Because if I went through all the trouble of being naked, and got hover-handed by you... Well I don't think my ego could take it.
* **(Naked)** AHH HAHAHA! Your hands are cold, and I'm naked. I cry foul!
* **(Naked)** I can't help but feel you're taking advantage of a situation that's obviously balanced in your favor. Well, karma is a bee-otch. And one day I'm going to get my ticklish revenge.

#### Upgrade to Lover +

1. Hey. You still rock my world. Every day. Every time.
2. Thanks for keeping me in the Myx. OOOooh! Never gets old!

### **Dialogue About Cole**

* Someone has been leaving me cryptic messages on my phone. I hope it's just, like, a ghost or something, and not a telemarketer. I'm terrible for hanging up on those guys. I just can't bring myself to do it.
* Whoa. Did you just get, like, a cold sense of impending doom? Either something bad is about to happen, or I had too many spicy fries.
* I wrote a song today about an obsessed fan that breaks into the house of their favorite singer and brutally kills them. But it didn't slap, so I wrote one about cupcakes instead.
* Yikes! I'm getting some intense emails. All kinds of yuck I don't want to see. I mean, there's the usual death threats and stuff, but someone just sent fanart of me with a buzzcut. Brutal!
* Brrr! Someone left my back door open last night. And footprints leading into my bedroom. And a knife on my pillow. You know, now that I'm saying all this out loud, I think I need to call my mom...
* Oh wow. Okay, tell me if this has ever happened to you - you go to play your guitar, and a large blade swings out of your wall all ninja style? No, just me? Okay. Not cool.

## **Trivia**

* Myx's dialogue and requirements references:
	+ Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"
	+ Lyrics to 'Love at First Sight' by The Brobecks
	+ Animorphs
	+ Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
	+ The numbers 420 and 69
* Myx is most likely a reference to the popular internet personalities, Dan "Danny Sexbang" Avidan and Arin Hanson of popular Youtube Gaming channel, Game Grumps.

## Galleries

### Memory Album

Encounter PhotoFrenemy PhotoAwkward besties PhotoTransformation PhotoLover PhotoDinner Date (Animal Version)BoatRide Date (Animal Version)Coaster Date (Animal Version)Carnival Date (Animal Version)Dinner Date (Hybrid Version)BoatRide Date (Hybrid Version)Coaster Date (Hybrid Version)Carnival Date (Hybrid Version)Dinner Date (Human Version)BoatRide Date (Human Version)Coaster Date (Human Version)Carnival Date (Human Version)Masquerade DateMyx Line Up