Des Martin

Bella Ridley

Des Martin is the current Managing Director and former Regional Sales Manager of Steele's Pots and Pans. He is from London, and oversees London and the South-East. Throughout the series, Des goes through significant character development, possibly more than any other character. In Book 1, none of the four RSMs are particularly note-worthy, but starting in Book 2, Des quickly becomes the one Belinda interacts with the most. Des became Managing Director of Steele's after previous title holder Tony Sylvester was promoted to CEO.

Des appears to have some kind of attraction for Belinda, but of course it's impossible to say how deep his feelings go.

He is a member of the Confidential Order of Cookware Knights and played Buttons the Post-Boy in Christmas Porno 6.

## Appearance

Like with most of his characters, Rocky Flintstone has given very little time to Des' appearance. We know that he has a "very healthy penis" (which could either be a comment on his health, or an allusion to a healthy size), and we also know that he's uncircumcised.

## Personality

Des Martin is first shown to confident and self-assured. After his wife walks out on him in Book 2, however, he is a broken man, and nearly resigns. Belinda convinces him to stay, but from that point on he shows an attraction towards her that allows her to manipulate him to get what she wants from him, even after he recovers from the grief of his failed marriage.

Despite initially have a poor sales performance, Des has obvious sales talents, and is capable of finding business opportunities where other people wouldn't look, and makes use of his business connections.

He also has a theatrical predisposition which has been hinted at in a couple scenes, such as when he chose to dress as Santa for the work Christmas grotto, or when he donned a chauffeur's outfit to pick up Belinda and her friends from outside Buckley's.

## Biography

### Season 1

In Des' first appearance before the Regional Sales Meeting in Book 1, Belinda judges him to be likeable, with obvious sales talents but a sales performance that left a lot to be desired. He is also shown to be a bit of a perv, as he debates with himself if grabbing Belinda's breasts is worth losing his job. He, along with Belinda and the three other RSMs, have their regional sales meeting, and then go out to the Pentra for a final drink, where the Glee Team entertains them all by showing them their breasts.

### Season 2

Since his last appearance, Des has changed a lot. His wife has walked out, and he is on the brink of resigning from his job because of it. Belinda manages to make him stay by letting him lick her breasts. Des coats Belinda's hair and torso in saliva as he does so, earning him the nickname of Dribbly Des. Although he chooses to stay on at Steele's, it's clear he is still distraught, since he sobs as he leaves the office.

### Season 3

Des introduces Belinda to some business friends of his, Hans and Greta Schweinsteiger of Bargain Basement Land. While at Bargain Basement Land, he goes off with Hans to take some pictures and make a report of some products sent to the warehouse by Bisch. He is clearly still upset by his wife's departure, but seems to have regained his self-confidence, and shows more business smarts than we have previously seen with him. However, he is still very fixated on Belinda, as she encourages him to do her bidding by offering up her body as a reward for sealing the deal with the Schweinsteigers. Even though he fails to do so, she still takes him back to her central London apartment, and they have sex on the concrete garage steps, and inside on her large, purple, waterbed.

### Season 4

After Belinda, the Duchess, and the Contessa Lucia Lorenzo leave Buckley's, Belinda calls Des to come and pick them up and drive them back to the Ritz. We learn that Des has been living in a bedsit while the divorce is being finalised.

Later on, the four RSMs hold one of their bi-daily strategy meetings. Upon announcing that his sales figures have been going well, Des is rewarded with five minutes of sitting on Belinda's lap while sucking/slurping/nibbling at her breasts.

### Season 5

Des receives minor injuries during the bombing of Steele's Pots and Pans, but Belinda performs first-aid on the scene and he makes a full recovery. After that point, along with the other RSMs, Tony Sylvester Jim Thompson and Bill from HR, he is forced to live in hiding in the safe house that Belinda has procured. They stay there until the Duchess arrives one day to tell them that Belinda and Bella have been captured by Giselle and George. All of them immediately fly over to Australia to help them, and arrive just in time to help Belinda, Bella, James Spooner and Giselle fight off Herr Bisch and his goons.

### Season 6

Des Martin accepts Tony Sylvester's old position as Managing Director of Steele's Pots and Pans. He consummates this new job by having sex with the new International Sales Director, Bella Ridley.

## Appearances

* Season 1 episode 3
* Season 2 episode 9
* Season 3 episodes 13, 14
* Season 4 episodes 5, 9, 13
* Season 5 episodes 1, 2, 13
* Season 6 episode 1, 3 *(mentioned)*, 10
* Christmas Porno's 1, 3, 5, 6
* Finale Part 1