Behavior Card Day (Melody version)

It was behavior card day at Melody's school, and Olivia Flaversham just came for a visit, despite being in kindergarten at Basil of Baker Street Grammar School. Mr. Murphy said, "Good morning, class! I'm sure you all know where Mrs. Sanchez has gone."

"No, sir." said the students.

"Well, she got poorly with the flu bug." said Mr. Murphy, "So, I will be taking over as a Behavior Card Day substitute. Let's start with the behavior card day! I already handed your behavior cards out to your desks. Some cards are good, and some cards are bad."

"Um...um...um...um...um...um, I got a black card!" cried Melody when she looked at her black card, "Mr. Murphy, can I please have one more chance?"

"Absolutely not, Melody!" shouted Mr. Murphy, "You have been the worst student ever! Go to the principal's office right now! And take your card with you!"

Melody was so angry that she stomped out of the classroom.

Olivia was next to get her behavior card. "Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! This must have been a dream," she said. "I have gotten a rainbow card! So that means I must be a very good student, right, sir?"

"That is totally correct, Olivia!" smiled Mr. Murphy, "You have been the best student in the world! You have the rest of your life off! You may go to the principal's office and show him the card."

Olivia was so happy that she merrily skipped out of the classroom.

Jenner, Professor Ratigan, and Selene the Mouse Queen came third. "Aww, snap!" Jenner exclaimed in disgust, "Me, Ratigan, and Selene each got a red card! What is the meaning of this?"

"Well, Jenner, Professor Ratigan, and Selene the Mouse Queen," Mr. Murphy explained. "You three got a suspension for four months! Get out right now! I don't want to see you three ever again!"

Jenner, Ratigan, and Selene were so angry that they stomped out of the classroom.

Fourth came Ferb Fletcher. "Not bad," he said, shrugging his shoulders. "I got a white card. I guess nothing happens, right?"

"That's right, Ferb Fletcher." said Mr. Murphy, "Nothing happens to you. At least you tried your best. You may stay here."

Ferb stayed put.

Cameron Ball came fifth. "Hey! What is this? An orange card? But, how is that possible? I demand you to give me a rainbow card immediately!" he shouted, "Or else, I will throw all of the school objects at your face!"

Mr. Murphy shook her head. "Never for the 100th time, Cameron Ball!" he shouted, "You actually deserve it for taking a picture of your "D" and throwing temper tantrums! The orange card means you get three hours of detention! Go to the detention room right now, or else!"

Cameron was so angry that he stomped out of the classroom.

Pete was sixth. He was crying and whining and throwing a temper tantrum about his card. "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! I got a gold medal card!" he moaned.

"That is correct, Pete!" said Mr. Murphy angrily, "You threw a hissy fit over the packed lunches your mom made especially for you! For that, you are suspended for two weeks! Go home right now!"

Pete ran out of the classroom in tears.

*Ten minutes later...*

When Mowgli got a bubblegum pink card (Which was five whole years off), he got very happy. "Holy sweet, bubbly goodness!" he exclaimed, "I got a bubblegum pink card!"

"Wow, Mowgli! You have been a super duper student ever!" exclaimed Mr. Murphy, "You got five whole years off! You may go home now!"

Mowgli was so happy that he skipped merrily out of the classroom.

When Olivia flew back to Hangman's Tree in Neverland, she showed her card to her father, Bernard. He was very happy.

"Well done, Olivia! Your mother, brothers, and I are so proud of you," he said. "You're ungrounded forever! You can go play with the mermaids in Mermaid Lagoon with Fievel, Gadget, your brothers, and the Lost Dumbo Gang as your reward."

"Thank you so much, Daddy!" said Olivia, hugging Bernard, "You're the most wonderful father in the whole world!"

"You're welcome, Olivia." Bernard smiled.

But meanwhile, back in the real world, Melody got home and showed her card to her own father, Prince Eric. He was very angry.

"Melody Andrea Taylor, I can't believe you got a dead meat card and got expelled forever!" Eric shouted angrily, "Your mother and I are very disappointed in you! And so are Mickey and Iago!"

"Yes! I agree with what Eric said!" Ariel said in agreement with her husband, "We wanted you to become the student of the year, not get expelled and have a dead meat card!"

"You're even worse than Pete!" Mickey Mouse, Melody's brother, added.

"And you're one of the troublemakers!" her pet parrot, Iago, agreed.

"Don't you dare blame this on me!" Melody retorted angrily, "It was Jenner, Ratigan, and Selene's fault for telling a tale on me for having sex with Mowgli!"

Mickey and Iago got shocked. Eric angrily stormed towards Melody. "For talking smack to your family like that, you're grounded for two whole weeks!" he scolded, "There will be no more TV, no more video games, no more movies, no more 1997 version of "Anastasia," no more 20th Century Fox movies and TV shows of any kind, no more carnival, no more salads, no more ice cream, no more candy, no more soda, no more dessert, no more pizza, no more McDonald's, no more Burger King, no more Zaxby's, no more Taco Bell, no more Subway, no more Wendy's, no more Jack-In-The-Box, no more Steak n' Shake, no more Quizno's, no more Papa John's, no more Domino's Pizza, no more Pizza Hut, no more Sonic Drive In, no more KFC, no more Chick Fil A, no more Arby's, no more Applebee's, no more Sbarro, no more Dunkin Donuts, no more Starbucks, no more A&W, no more Carl's Jr., no more In n' Out, no more Popeye's, no more Chili's, no more Rally's, no more IHOP, no more Dairy Queen, no more Frisch's, no more White Castle, no more Denny's, and no more Fazoli's for you ever again! I hope you have learned your lesson!"

Melody got even more furious. "Shut up, you stupid jerk!" she yelled, "I hope I will smash your wife's car with an axe!"

That did it! Eric slapped Melody very hard, knocking her down. "You're grounded forever for calling your own father a jerk!" he scolded, "Room now, naughty girl!"

"Well, good!" Melody scolded back after recovering and getting up, "I don't want to see you or even talk to you ever again!" She then stormed upstairs to her room, where her friends, Tip and Dash, were waiting for her.