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An Xmas Xarol/PVP

Main
Prize Ladder
Event Fights
PVP
Mystery Box

## Overview

The portal for PVP was introduced during Act 2 of the "An Xmas Xarol" event. The combat within PVP is very much like the standard space mission combat; however, the player picks his crew to fight from an opposing player's crew (via AI). In addition to Class, crew members now have Affinities and Passives granting them different strengths, weaknesses, and special abilities. To enter PVP, click on the PVP Portal in the main event area (pictured below), or tap on the PVP icon  on the main screen.

## Gameplay

* Players can select up to 5 crew members to enter battle.
	+ Crew members can be changed any time between battles, even if performing other tasks or in space missions.
	+ Crew members performing other tasks can still enter battles.
* Players are given 3 options of teams to battle.
* Players can refresh options 3 times, then must wait for 3 hours to refresh again.
* Each battle costs 1 battle energy. Players have up to 5 battle energy.
	+ Recharge rate is 2 hours per battle energy.
* Players are given 300 seconds (5 minutes) to complete a battle. If the battle timer runs out, the player wins the fight.
* Currently, the enemy team is a real player team, but AI is used during battle.

## Battle Points

Battle Points are rewarded based on the tier of the opponent you fight.

* Win: 12-22 Battle Points and 2 Nebula Orbs
* Lose: -6 Battle Points and 1 Nebula Orb

## Tier

Accumulate Battle Points to climb up higher ranking tiers. Tier I is the highest ranked while Tier V is the lowest.

## Rewards

Your tier at the end of the Universe Battle phase will determine how big and awesome your rewards will be.

### Schedule

Since PVP was introduced, players were given 7 days to accumulate battle points before rewards are payed out and the clock is reset. At that time, Battle points and Tier levels are also reset to 0. PVP ended when the event ended but may return during future events or as a new part of the game. For the latest updates, see PVP for more info.
Chain of Command

Promotion Track
Chain of Command
The Daily Planet

**Chain of Command** is the third Mission on The Daily Planet.

## Rewards

 Locked Path: 80  XP

## Paths

Rare Cargo Drop

Each box contains 3-5  2-Star Badges
or 1-2  3-Star Badges
or 1  4-Star Badge
Epic Cargo Drop

Each box contains 4-6 2-Star Badges
or 1-3  3-Star Badges
or 1-2  4-Star Badges

## Enemy Sprites

Cockroach

Plus random mix of Standard Enemies

## See Also

* Missions
* The Daily Planet
Captain Yesterday

Character
Event Actions
Speaking Lines

**Captain Yesterday** is an unlockable outfit available during the The New Justice Team event.

## Biography

Captain Yesterday is a superhero, and one of the three members of The New Justice Team. His secret identity is Philip J. Fry.

See the full biography at Infosphere.

## Unlock Requirements

To unlock this outfit, the player must have previously unlocked Fry and constructed the Outfit-O-Matic. Creation Time: 0h 0m 1s

### Materials

15 Captain Yesterday Disks Legendary
Collect from The New Justice Team Mission Cargo Drops
### Promotions

During the event, Promotions are purchased with event-specific materials instead of badges. The nixonbucks cost is the same (see Levels for costs).

Level 10: 10  Captain Yesterday Disks
Level 30: 40  Captain Yesterday Disks
Level 60: 100  Captain Yesterday Disks

## See More

**Related links:** Characters - Levels - Passives

**Robots:** Bender - Burglar Bender - Hedonismbot - Larry - Robot Fry - URL
**Event Robots:** Bathrobe Zapp - Bender's Mom - Billionairebot - Blatherbot - Bobsled Hermes - Butcher Bot - Fender - Flexo - Ghost Calculon - Hookerbot - Inez - Joey Mousepad - Kwanzaabot - Mecha-Hermes - Motherly Mom - Power Suit Scruffy - Preacherbot - Robot Leela - Sinclair 2k - Sir Knight Calculon - Snowmotron
**The New Justice Team Characters:** **Captain Yesterday** - Clobberella - Doc Lobster - Head Cat - Superking - The Zookeeper
Doom on Neptune

Harambee
Doom on Neptune
Bold In the Cold

**Doom on Neptune** is the 37th Event Mission on Neptune the An Xmas Xarol event, Act 4.

## Rewards

 5  Santa Medals

## Paths

Purple Amethyst: Legendary

Snowball Robot always drops 1
Electrify:

Neptunian Yeti and Snowball Robot have a chance to cast Electrify. Electrified characters take damage while attacking.
Snowmotron:

Snowmotron is a new villain that will appear in the last combat node. He will only take damage when there are no other enemies protecting him and has the special ability to cast the new Passive ability Electrify. When defeated, he drops 1 .

## Story

**Snowmanbot:** Heat sinks malfunctioning!

**Snowmanbot:** ?

**Snowmanbot:** ?

## See Also

* Event Missions
* Neptune
An Xmas Xarol/Event Fights

Main
Prize Ladder
Event Fights
PVP
Mystery Box

When participating in events, sometimes special nonplayable characters (NPCs) wander the streets of New New York. These special NPCs have interactions with characters and outfits. These interactions are generally thematic to the event.

For An Xmas Xarol, the characters had to fight the NPCs to get materials and event currency.
Calculon/Speaking Lines

Character
Event Actions
Speaking Lines

## Speaking Lines

▶️
 Action

▶️
 Ahh

▶️
 And...scene.

▶️
 Close up

▶️
 Cut

▶️
 Do you have a craft services table?

▶️
 (Sigh) Well, I was just airbrushed this morning so alright.

▶️
 It's me

▶️
 Make it snappy

▶️
 Okay okay that's enough

▶️
 Pause

▶️
 Son of a bit

▶️
 That fulfills my community service, right?

▶️
 Who are you?

▶️
 Yes, yes, however no

▶️
 Yes

▶️
 You beg my pardon

▶️
 Action

▶️
 Ahh

▶️
 And...scene.

▶️
 Close up

▶️
 Cut

▶️
 Do you have a craft services table?

▶️
 (Sigh) Well, I was just airbrushed this morning so alright.

▶️
 It's me

▶️
 Make it snappy

▶️
 Okay okay that's enough

▶️
 Pause

▶️
 Son of a bit

▶️
 That fulfills my community service, right?

▶️
 Who are you?

▶️
 Yes, yes, however no

▶️
 Yes

▶️
 You beg my pardon

 ▲Top of Speaking Lines
Classing Up the Joint

Story type | Character Goal

**Classing Up the Joint** is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is a side goal that is opened by completing the A Lesson in Robotics Part 2 goal.

## Story

 As long as nobody's around, could we spruce up the city a little?

 Absolutely not! Once the Hypnowaves have been taken care of, we must make sure nothing is altered!

 But Fry already spray painted his face onto the Statue of Atlas.

 He did? In that case, let's plant some calla lilies. They always turn my frown-shaped wrinkles upside-down.

 The dump looks a lot better, don't ya think?

 Who needs flowers? They all just die anyways.

 These will last forever. They're digital.

 Meaning they have fingers?

 No, they're made of non-decaying pixels. Though some of them have fingers too.

## Part 2

### Objectives

* Place a Poppler Stand
* Place a Slurm machine

### Story

 Guess what! I'm gonna start my own poppler stand!

 Doesn't Fishy Joe own exclusive rights to sell them?

 Not anymore. My dad bought them out.

 But aren't Popplers also illegal since the Omicronians swore they would destroy Earth if we sold them again?

 Maybe that's why my dad got such a good price.

 I don't know how I can live without a Slurm vending machine in the office.

 But you just make Slurm out of concentrate in the Professor's particle accelerator.

 I do?

 Spluh. In addition to being highly addictive, it also blanks your memory.

 Wow. So, I don't know how I can live without a Slurm vending machine in the office.

## Part 3

### Objectives

* Have Amy Attend Social Event (8h 0m 0s)
* Build The Hip Joint (3h)

### Story

 Where you going?

 I'm going to fancy social event.

 Fancy social event? Why wasn't I invited?

 Sorry, Fry. I tried to get you on the list but couldn't.

 Who made up the list?

 I did.

 How was your fancy party?

 It was beyond boring. There were only hot girls and no guys to talk to.

 I wish I had been there.

 No you don't. It wasn't your kind of party.

 Why not?

 Fluh-doy! Because you weren't invited!
Donbot

Character
Event Actions
Speaking Lines

 Rank 4:  | **No One Fights The Mob!**   Donbot's Special Attack also provides the crew a buff that increases everyone's attack by 30% for 2 turns

**Donbot** is an unlockable character available during Act 2 of the Wise Bots event.

## Biography

Donbot is the head of the Robot Mafia, and works alongside Clamps and Joey Mousepad. He is a green, fat, male robot, perhaps originating from Earth or Sicily 8. He is the husband of Fanny and the father of at least two daughters, one of which is Bella.

See the full biography at Infosphere.

## Unlock Requirements

Donbot is available in the store for 6000  and can be fully unlocked with .

### Materials

1000 Gold Bar Always
Get from Cargo drops from Corleone 5 Space Missions
30 Gold Ring Always
Get From Gold Convicts
Get From Purple Convicts

## See More

**Related links:** Characters - Levels - Passives

**Villains:** Human
**Event Villains:** El Chupanibre - Head Cat - Larius - Leo - Momon - Roberto - Robot Devil - Turbo Neptunian - Waltazar
**Wise Bots Characters:** Clamps - **Donbot** - Fanny - Joey Mousepad - Mayor Poopenmeyer - Money Suit Zoidberg
Cement Shoes

Sleeping With the Fishes
Cement Shoes
Deader Than Dead

**Cement Shoes** is the 4th Event Mission on Corleone 5 during the Wise Bots event.

## Paths

\*Path 2 did not initially contain any fights, but was later changed to 3.

Common Cargo Box
Each box can contain:

47  Brass Knuckle
7  Bronze Bar (changed to 14)
9  Silver Bar
6  Gold Bar
6  Rubber Stamp
Uncommon Cargo Box
Each box can contain:

52  Brass Knuckle
8  Bronze Bar (changed to 16)
10  Silver Bar
7  Gold Bar
7  Rubber Stamp
\*Once a particular material is no longer needed, it is replaced by Career Chips

## Enemy Sprites

Enemies for this event have both Affinities and Passives. Enemy attacks have a chance to activate a passive for 2 turns. To see which passive each enemy can cast, visit Wise Bots Enemies.

* Robot Convict296 × 296
* Cockroach296 × 296
* Gelato Clerk Robot296 × 296
* Robot Convict296 × 296
* Robot Convict296 × 296
* Robot Convict296 × 296
* Robot Chef296 × 296
* Space Pirate296 × 296
* Scooter Bots296 × 296
* Ibis296 × 296
* Sewer Rat296 × 296
* Snail296 × 296
* Robot Convict296 × 296

## See Also

* Enemies
* Corleone 5
Destructor

Character
Event Actions
Speaking Lines

 Rank 4:  | **I'm the Champion**   Destructor's basic attack has a 15% chance to make Destructor Invulnerable for 1 turn

**Destructor** is a premium character that was available during the Lrrr Strikes Back event. He was available for 215 and did not come with a building.

## Biography

Destructor is a robotic armour-tank, whose use in battle has been ruled a war crime. He is from Pismo Beach and was first seen in a boxing ring fighting Bender and at the time was being controlled by Master Fnog. Mom uses him in an advert for Mother's Day.

When he's first introduced, he is controlled by Fnog, but later he is shown with his own personality. It is unclear if Fnog was controlling him against his will, if he was upgraded later, or if subordination is simply part of his programming (hence his use in battle). He sounds a bit like Morbo.

See the full biography at Infosphere.

## See More

**Related links:** Characters - Levels - Passives

**Captains:** Amazonian Amy - Calculon - Leela - Nude Professor - Pharaoh Bender - Robot Elder - Walt
**Event Captains:** Admiral Chu - Bigfoot - Chanukah Zombie - Chris Hardwick - Colonial Professor - Devilish Fry - Ethan Bubblegum Tate - George Takei - Hattie McDoogal - King Roberto - Lisa - Lrrr - Mayor Poopenmeyer - Nibbler - Nixon and Agnew - Nylar 4 Ambassador - Obsolete Bender - Power Suit Professor - Slurms MacKenzie - The Borax Kid - Titanius Anglesmith - Zapp
**Lrrr Strikes Back Characters:** Bachelor Fry - **Destructor** - Dwayne - Free Waterfall Jr. - Hattie McDoogal - Lee Lemon - Lrrr - Malfunctioning Eddie - Mecha-Hermes - Mr. Peppy - Ndnd - Vyolet
Bring the Pain Monster

**Bring the Pain Monster** is the goal for Pain Monster in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.

## Part 1

### Objectives

* Have Pain Monster Practice Swiping (1h 0m 0s)

### Story

 I'm taking a poll of who's paid their taxes this year. Shall I add you to the pain list?

 You certainly shall not! I files before the deadline and I didn't take any questionable deductions!

 I only care about the deadline. Loud-Music-So-You-Can't-Sleep Monster is in charge of audits.

 So I won't be seeing you on April 15th?

 You were on time with your taxes, so there's no need to book a room at the Pain Motel.

 Well, as a bureaucrat, I'd never let anything make me miss a deadline -- not my wife, not my son, not anything.

 Who's the real monster here?

## Part 2

### Objectives

* Have Pain Monster Keeps His Deadlines ()
* Have Amy Get Ripped Off (8h 0m 0s)

### Story

 I don't believe I saw your tax filing, Amy.

 Am I late? Will I have to spend a weekend with the Pain Monster?

 I don't make the rules. I just claw at them with my razor-sharp, acid-tipped talons.

 Remember to tell your friends that the Pain Monster is watching.

 Since when do you need anyone's help filling people with terror?

 Well, the name "Pain Monster" doesn't scare people like it used to.

 You have to admit, getting a "Pain Monster" fan-page invite takes away some of the edge.

 We all want to be admired on some level.

## Part 3

### Objectives

* Have Pain Monster Breathe Fire (3h 0m 0s)
* Have Bender Avoid Responsibility (8h 0m 0s)

### Story

 I didn't get your taxes this year, Bender. Or the ones from last year. Looks like we'll need to spend two weekends together.

 I didn't file my taxes because I didn't have any income the last two years.

 Really? The Planet Express corporate filing shows you as a full-time employee.

 Yeah, but they don't pay you unless you show up. Do I look like the kind of guy who shows up?

 How exactly did you afford your lower-middle-class lifestyle without a paycheck?

 I just stole whatever I needed.

 You do know you have to declare stuff you steal as income, right?

 I don't know anything about tax law. You'll have to talk to my accountant.

 I can't, 'cause I robbed him after he did my taxes.
City Life

I reckon I'll give city livin' a shot. So if you'll point me to the nearest restaurant that allows smokin', I'll be much obliged.

 Smoking indoors isn't allowed in this city.

 Really? Well, sir, then I'll just have to drown my sorrows in a meal full of nice trans fats.

 You're gonna have a rough transition.

 I believe I'm going to like it here. Your city's full of bad poker players and lovely ladies.

 I see you're unfamiliar with big city life. Despite what you think, I'm not actually a lovely lady.

 Um... yes, I see that now. My apologies, Mr. Fry.

 Could I interest you in a friendly game of poker?
Admiral Chu

Character
Event Actions
Speaking Lines

 Rank 4:  | **Homeland Security**   Admiral Chu's Special Attack also provides a buff to the crew that reflects 10% of the damage dealt for 2 turns.

**Admiral Chu** is a character available during Week 1 of The Zapp Brannigan Event.

## Unlock Requirements

Admiral Chu can be purchased from the shop for **60  Admiral Chu Disks** during Week 1 of The Zapp Brannigan Event. He costs 390 to unlock, and an additional 975 to fully upgrade (**Total:** 1,365).

### Materials

10 Admiral Chu Disk
Purchase for 65 from the shop.
### Promotions

Promotions use **Admiral Chu Disks** instead of badges. The Nixonbucks cost is the same (see Levels for costs).

**Rank 2:** 10  Admiral Chu Disks
**Rank 3:** 40  Admiral Chu Disks
**Rank 4:** 100  Admiral Chu Disks
## See More

**Related links:** Characters - Levels - Passives

**Captains:** Amazonian Amy - Calculon - Leela - Nude Professor - Pharaoh Bender - Robot Elder - Walt
**Event Captains:** Bigfoot - Chanukah Zombie - Chris Hardwick - Colonial Professor - Destructor - Devilish Fry - Ethan Bubblegum Tate - George Takei - Hattie McDoogal - King Roberto - Lisa - Lrrr - Mayor Poopenmeyer - Nibbler - Nixon and Agnew - Nylar 4 Ambassador - Obsolete Bender - Power Suit Professor - Slurms MacKenzie - The Borax Kid - Titanius Anglesmith - Zapp
**The Zapp Brannigan Event Characters:** **Admiral Chu** - Bathrobe Zapp - Florp - Linda - Morbo - Motherly Mom - Nylar 4 Ambassador
Blessed Are the Poorbots

**Blessed Are the Poorbots** is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is the personal goal of Tinny Tim, a premium character available during the event An Xmas Xarol.

## Part 1

### Story

 Kind sir, could I trouble you for a dollar?

 Sorry, I spent my last dollar on a bag of chips.

 Then might I trouble you for your bottom-of-the-bag chip powder? In return I'd be happy to degrade myself by dancing for you.

 Now now, there's no shame in entertaining someone in exchange for food.

 There is if it's you, sir.

 You sure scarfed down that chip residue. I just wish I had something else to give you.

 As it happens, the chill of winter goes hard on my roberculosis. Your jacket might help to keep it away...

 You can't have this jacket! It's part of who I am! I only have two or three left!

 Far be it from me to deprive you of your rumpled polyester identity, sir.

## Part 2

### Objectives

* Have Tinny Tim Sell Newspapers (1h 0m 0s)

### Story

 Good day, ma'am. Might I interest you in a day-old newspaper? Much of the information is still valid.

 Oh, you poor thing! I'll take all you've got!

 Acutally, I'll need to keep one or two for use as a park-bench blanket.

 Oh no you won't. Not as long as I've got a trust fund and a private financial advisor. I'm going to buy you a shiny new blanket for your park bench!

 Your empathy is most impressive in both its intensity and its misguidedness.

 Extra! Extra! read all about it! Record number of homeless on the streets during the holidays.

 That's terrible! I'll do whatever I can to help.

 The first step is to go home and find out more about the situation on a continuously-updated news website that I don't have to pay for.

 Bless you, Mr. Conrad, for that hearty dose of holiday irony.

## Part 3

### Objectives

* Have Tinny Tim Open the Presents (3h 0m 0s)

### Story

 Ho ho ho! Merry Xmas, sad little poor boy!

 Oh goody! Will I be receiving a gift from you this year, Santa Bender?

 It depends. Have you done anything nice this year?

 I once fetched you a carton of cigarettes when you were too tired to walk to the liquor store.

 Your generosity shall be paid back tenfold. Please take this half-empty carton of smokes as your present.

 Beg pardon for interrupting your drinking, Santa Bender, but there was no present in the box you gave me.

 Huh. What did you ask for?

 Naught but a can of robot oil for my Xmas dinner.

 Oh, I tossed the canned goods before I started. If you'd ever had to haul that gift sack around, you'd know cans are every Santa's nightmare.
A Time to Give Thanks/Event Fights

Main
Event Fights

When participating in events, sometimes special nonplayable characters (NPCs) wander the streets of New New York. These special NPCs have interactions with characters and outfits. These interactions are generally thematic to the event.

For A Time to Give Thanks, the characters had to fight the NPCs to get materials and event currency.
A Hard Bargain

The Buggalo Bond
A Hard Bargain
Mars

**A Hard Bargain** is the fourth mission on the planet Mars.

## Map

> *You'll be doing some breeding.*
>
>

Inez: First Amy, now my Buggalo. Why no one give me grandchildren!?
1. **Maybe there's more to life than that!** +?
	1. **Teach Buggalo the art of seduction.** (Requires ): +3
	2. **Bribe the Buggalo.** (Requires ): +?
2. **Maybe I can help!** +?

Emboldened by your lessons, the Buggalo successfully seduces his mate.
Inez: Already hear pitpat of little hooves! Here reward!

> *Not the Ziggy Stardust kind, either.*
>
>

Think fast! Martian Spiders are hidden onboard! What will you do?
1. **FRY THEM WITH LASERS!** +6
2. **STOMP THEM WITH BIG BOOTS!** (Chance 76%): +2 (fail: -150)
3. **KILL THEM WITH FIRE!** (Chance 76%): +2 (fail: -150)

> *Spare the Raid, spoil the insect.*
>
>

You stumble upon a herd of wild Buggalo. They seem agitated.
1. **Try to communicate with the Buggalo** +6
You don't speak Buggalo, but you try to respond.
	1. **uh... Rree rree rree?** -100
	2. **Rre rre, rreee rre rre...** -100
	3. **Rree Rreeeeee?** -?
2. **Speak with the Buggalo.** (Requires 2): +?
3. **Try to help the Buggalo.** (Requires 3): +?

> *The secret of negotiation is owning everything already.*
>
>

While traversing Mars you encounter Leo Wong:. He has some good to sell you at a bad price.
Leo: You want Special Job chips?? Pay the man! The man is me!
1. **Buy out.** -200: +1
2. **Negotiate.** (Requires 6): +?
	1. **Buy at discounted price.** -100: +1
	2. **Come back later.** +6
3. **Come back later.** +6
Robot Fry: Too pricey! I'll come back later.

## Enemy Sprites

* Wild Buggalo296 × 296
* Space Bee296 × 296
* Inez Wong296 × 296
* Leo Wong296 × 296
* Martian Spider296 × 296
* Native Martian296 × 296
* Rock Alien296 × 296

## See Also

* Missions
* Mars
Cornwood Ascending/Event Fights

Main
Event Fights

NPC's can be found wandering the streets of New New York. For this event, battling the NPC's is very much like a space missions. Once the NPC is defeated, rewards are payed out and it deactivates for a set period of time before it can fight again.

## Act 1

 **Opponents** |  Fry

 The Professor

 Amy

 Bender

 Hermes

 Leela

 Zoidberg

 Titanius Anglesmith

 Gynecaladriel

 **Lose:** ?

## Act 2

 **Notes** | Momon Guards can be cleared by a single tap, but they spawn in Central Park and will walk along the sidewalks there. If sidewalks are removed, they will make their way to any streets or sidewalks built. If buildings are surrounding the park, zooming in all the way will make the Momon Guards visible through the transparent buildings.

## Act 3

 **Notes** | Momon Soldiers can be cleared by a single tap, but they spawn in Central Park. A new animation that looks like glowing smoke rising up over them was added to make them easier to find. The spawn rate is 1 every 4 hours. Schedule is is 1pm, 5pm, 9pm...PDT.

## Act 4

 **Notes** | Momon Soldiers can be cleared by a single tap, but they spawn in Central Park. They also have glowing smoke over them to make easier to find.
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Bitter Ramblings

So what!

 That's my way of saying, "You're invited."

 And "So what" is my way of saying "Unless you can score me a plus-one, forget it!"

 Ugh! That was the most depressing song I ever heard. And I used to follow The Cure around on tour!

 Too bad, 'cause I'm just getting started.

 My next song is called "A List of People Who Never Said I Was Great".

 Part 12

 Amy, Hermes, that guy at the bus stop / Free Waterfall Jr. and URL the Robocop...

## Part 2

### Description

Ramblin' Rodriguez performs at an open mic.

### Story

 Bender, you gotta stop singin' the blues before you make everyone depressed.

 Oh yeah? Well, maybe people need to be more depressed!

 I'm speaking as a man who owns a lot of stock in the company that makes suicide booths.

 How dare you interrupt my performance?! I will not be silenced!

 Geez. I was only trying to help.

 You can help by promoting my new album.

 But you don't have a new album.

 You obviously don't understand how the music business works.

## Part 3

### Objectives

* Have Ramblin' Rodriguez Serenade the Stripperbots (6h)
* Have Amy Feel the Pain (4h)

### Story

 There's only one way for a blues singer to ease his pain.

 I thought singing the blues was supposed to ease your pain.

 Oh yeah... I guess there's that.

 The way I was thinking of was shacking up with nameless floozies.

 Alas, the floozies did not help.

 They helped me. You stopped singing for a moment.

 That was a mistake. But I'm back, with a new song bemoaning the low quality of today's floozies.

 Well, how many floozies must a man sex up...

## Part 4

### Objectives

* Have Ramblin' Rodriguez Play for Tips (1h)
* Have Amy Plug Her Ears (8h)

### Story

 You know, if you want to stop feeling depressed, you could try getting enough sleep, eating healthy, and drinking water instead of booze.

 You're just a corporate stooge for Big Sleep, Big Health, and Big Water! Well, I'm not gonna get conned by their propaganda!

 Come on, Bender, you chain-smoke cigars. Doesn't that make you a stooge for Big Tobacco?

 No! Big Tobacco's propaganda goes down smooth, with no side effects!

 Amy, I am happy to say I no longer need to sing, because I've cured my depression. You'll recall it was originally caused by nobody listening to my complaints.

 But, thanks to a grueling schedule of nonstop walking around with a guitar and blues-singing, people now pay attention to my every word!

 I'm sorry, what? I've gotten so used to your blues-singing, I've sort of started tuning you out.

 [...]

 Well, Amy was a moron so I swore I'd shoot her dead...
Bamboo Bash

Cuckoo for Coconuts
Bamboo Bash
Change of Scenery

**Bamboo Bash** is the eighth Event Mission on Earth during the Island of Lost Bots event.

## Paths

?  Giga Career Chips
?  Nixonbucks
?  Health Packs
?  Gamma Island Coin
?  Giga Career Chips
?  Nixonbucks
?  Health Packs
?  Gamma Island Coin
?  Giga Career Chips
?  Nixonbucks
?  Health Packs
?  Gamma Island Coin

## Enemy Sprites

* Baby Space Larvae296 × 296
* Cockroach296 × 296
* Small Space Pirate296 × 296
* Big Space Pirate296 × 296
* Sewer Rat296 × 296
* Tapeworm296 × 296
* Snail296 × 296
* Space Crabs296 × 296

## See Also

* Event Missions
* Earth
Dollar Sign Building

Notes: | Chance of dropping Flasks (x2) for Off-Duty URL.

**Dollar Sign Building** is a building in the game Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow, obtainable during Episode 2: Robot Hell On Earth. Building has a chance to drop Flasks (x2) for Off-Duty URL.

## Character Unlock Materials

* Fender
* Ghost Bender

## Character Actions

*No results*

## Character Event Actions

*No results*

## See More

* Buildings
* Characters
* Events
Cowboys in Space

Search Party
Cowboys in Space
The Buggalo Bond

**Cowboys in Space** is the second main mission on the planet Mars.

## Map

> *Everything that glitters is gold. Trust us.*
>
>

In deep space you see a shimmering object. Do you like shiny things?
1. **Ooh, shiny! Chase! Chase!** +6
You reach the shimmering object, and discover it's a meteorite.
	1. **Mine the meteorite for resources.** (Increased chance with ): +100
	SUCCESS: You successfully mine the meteorite. Instant gratification pays off.
	2. **Ignore it.** +6
	Ooh, you're too good for meteorites, huh?
2. **Leave it.** +6
You successfully mine the meteorite. Instant gratification pays off.

> *You and a Rock Alien. It's about to get real.*
>
>

Rock Alien: As a Rock Alien I am studying human mating habits.
Rock Alien: My First Question: What position do you prefer?
1. **None of your business! Up yours!** +14
Rock Alien: Shy and insulting. Interesting combination.
2. **I lean center-left.** +6
Rock Alien: Evasive or stupid? I cannot tell.
3. **Slouched in front of the TV.** +27
Rock Alien: You must have few offspring.

Rock Alien: Moving on. What is more important: love or mating?
1. **Why not both?** +50
Rock Alien: I have learned nothing. I need a new thesis topic.
2. **Only a Rock Alien would need to ask.** +75
Rock Alien: I have learned nothing. I need a new thesis topic.
3. **You pay either way, amIright?** +70
Rock Alien: I have learned nothing. I need a new thesis topic.

*You hear noises in an asteroid cave and enter, heart pounding. Pound*
1. **Harvest the honey to sell to tourists** +130
2. **Ask if Space-Bees want help. (76% success chance)** +130
3. **Slink out before they see you** +6

> *If you've never done ranch work, how do you know you'll hate it?*
>
>

Leo Wong: Your space hole sucked up our ranch hands! You do their jobs exactly as I say!
Leo Wong: First, you roll out corn strips! Stupid vortex left only cobs!
Leo Wong: Next, you tend Buggalo! They need love and car, things I don't have!
Leo Wong: Last, fix wine bucket! He stuck giving free samples! Now get to work!
What will you do first? Didn't think we'd ask, did you?
1. **Fix wine bucket.** +0
You bang on wine bucket until it shuts up. Afterwards, Leo runs up to you!
Leo Wong: You no help! I say roll corn strips first! Get off my ranch!
You got let go. Kudos! Working is for the little people.
2. **Roll corn strips.** +1
You roll out corn strips like a professional lowan.
What do you do next?
	1. **Fix wine bucket.** +0
	2. **Roll more corn strips.** +0
	3. **Tend Buggalo.** +1
	You fell in dung, but the Buggalo are happy.
	What do you do next?
		1. **Fix wine bucket.** +1 +2
		You bang on wine bucket until it shuts up.
		Leo: You good worker! Here payment. Don't expect tip.
		2. **Roll more corn strips.** +0
		3. **Tend Buggalo again.** +0
3. **Tend Buggalo.** +0

## Enemy Sprites

* Wild Buggalo296 × 296
* Space Bee296 × 296
* Inez Wong296 × 296
* Leo Wong296 × 296
* Martian Spider296 × 296
* Native Martian296 × 296
* Rock Alien296 × 296

## See Also

* Missions
* Mars
Bender

Character
Event Actions
Speaking Lines

 Rank 4:  | **Bite My Shiny Metal Ass**   Bender Reflects 10% of the damage dealt to him back to enemies

Bender Bending Rodriguez is the third unlockable character in the game Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.

## Biography

Bender Bending Rodriguez (Model: bending unit 22) is a bending unit (serial number: 2716057), who works at Planet Express as Assistant Manager of Sales, formerly chef of the company. He is one of the main characters and is known for his "in-your-face interface".

See the full biography at Infosphere.

## Unlock Requirements

Clear Robot Arms Apts. of Hypnotons and complete A Lesson in Robotics part 1. He can be completely unlocked for 40.

### Materials

1 Cigar Common
Have The Professor Use the Finglonger (1h 0m 0s)
Have Amy Embrace Her Robosexuality (1h 0m 0s)
1 Fortran Beer Rare
Have Fry Buy Bachelor Chow (1h 0m 0s)
1 Suicide Booth
Get the Suicide Booth

## Outfits

- Bee Bender
- Burglar Bender
- Down N' Out Bender
- Ghost Bender
- Golden Bender
- Hunter Bender
- Obsolete Bender
- Pharaoh Bender
- Ramblin' Rodriguez
- Santa Claus Bender
- Superking
- Titanius Anglesmith

## See More

**Related links:** Characters - Levels - Passives

**Robots:** Burglar Bender - Hedonismbot - Larry - Robot Fry - URL
**Event Robots:** Bathrobe Zapp - Bender's Mom - Billionairebot - Blatherbot - Bobsled Hermes - Butcher Bot - Captain Yesterday - Fender - Flexo - Ghost Calculon - Hookerbot - Inez - Joey Mousepad - Kwanzaabot - Mecha-Hermes - Motherly Mom - Power Suit Scruffy - Preacherbot - Robot Leela - Sinclair 2k - Sir Knight Calculon - Snowmotron
A Bone to Pick

**A Bone to Pick** is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.

### Story

 Earthicans respond to only one thing: fear. Therefore I shall unleash this horrible alien bone vampire to spread that one thing!

 \*Pant\* \*Pant\*

 No! No bones until you spread fear! You already devoured half my skill collection on the flight over.

 Foolish animal! You have confused fear-spreading time with feeding time.

 \*Growl\* \*Pant\* \*Growl\*

 Don't get snarky with me! I too eat vertebrates.

 As long as I'm sure they don't live in some sort of art co-op.

## Part 2

### Objectives

* Have Mr. Peppy Scare the Crew (4h 0m 0s)

### Story

 Mr. Peppy, is that you? It's me! Leela!

 \*Pant\* \*Pant\*

 Aww! Who's a smart boy? Who escaped from that remote planet we left him on 'cause he's so dangerous? who IS it? It is Mr. Peppy?

 Oh, crap! It's Mr. Peppy!

 Mr. Peppy! You came back to me!

 \*Pant\* \*Pant\*

 I had my whole day planned out, but now I can spend it playing with you instead!

 The Professor's life-saving medicine can wait.

## Part 3

### Objectives

* Have Mr. Peppy Eat a Janitor (4h 0m 0s)
* Have Bender Scrounge for Some Bones (3h 0m 0s)

### Story

 AAAAHHH!!!! Mr. Peppy is loose!!!

 \*Growl\* \*Growl\*

 What's that you say. Mr. Peppy? Timmy's fallen into the well? Okay, I'll run get help!

 \*Growl\* \*Growl\*

 Oh! Timmy's fallen into the well and you ate him! Good, less work for me.

 \*Growl\* \*Growl\*

 I don't have any more bones for you!

 \*Growl\* \*Growl\*

 I guess you could eat Zoidberg. He doesn't have bones of his own, but he eats a lot of squirrels.

## Part 4

### Objectives

* Have Mr. Peppy Drink from the Water Bowl (3h 0m 0s)
* Have Fry Keep an Eye Out ()

### Story

 You shouldn't spend so much time outside, Mr. Peppy. If people see you, they might bring out the pitchforks.

 \*Pant\* \*Pant\*

 Fine, I'll take you for a walk. But I'll disguise you in one of those ridiculous pet sweaters, okay?

 \*Growl\* \*Growl\*

 Okay, no sweater! Just stop staring at my femurs like that!

 That was close! We barely escaped from those pitchfork-wielding yahoos!

 \*Pant\* \*Pant\*

 When I told you there weren't any ignorant villagers in New New York, I forgot about Greenwich Village.

## Part 5

### Objectives

* Have Mr. Peppy Look for Livestock (5h 0m 0s)
* Have Bender Hide from Mr. Peppy (4h 0m 0s)

### Story

 Bone vampire! You have failed to create terror. Instead you have befriended the enemy!

 \*Growl\* \*Growl\*

 Stop looking at me with those big hungry eyes!

 I wish I could remember whether my species has bones or not.

 I am sorry, Mr. Peppy, but we must part ways.

 \*Pant\* \*Pant\*

 Please do not make this harder than it needs to be!

 As a goodbye gift, I've left you something to remember me by.

 The bones of a cable industry lobbyist.
All I Want for Xmas

Hexnuts Roasting on an Open Fire
All I Want for Xmas
Silent Night

**All I Want for Xmas** is the sixth Event Mission on Neptune during the An Xmas Xarol event.

## Rewards

 Locked Paths: 4  Santa Medals

## Paths

Red Star Ruby: Epic chance

Path 2:
Robot Reindeer chance to drop 1
Locked Paths:
Robot Reindeer chance to drop 3
Space Pirate and Space Bee chance to drop 2
Killbots chance to drop 2

## Space Interactions

### Howl in the Night

**Path 2, node 1**

> *My what big teeth he has.*
>
>

You see a Neptunian riding a wild wolf in the distance. Then you realize he's actually trying to avoid being eaten.
1. **Fight off the wolf.** (76% chance: +2 +200; fail: -500)
*Success:* You defeat the wolf easily. It's sickly and starving like everyone else on Neptune.
2. **Cry for help.** (+6)
You yell for help but no one moves.
	1. Throw snowballs at the wolf. (+200)
	You throw snow like Leela throws a Blernsball. The wolf slowly walks away in confusion.
	2. Howl like a wolf. (+200)
	The wolf leaves the Neptunian alone. Your Intergalactic Geographic subscription paid off.
3. **Ignore.** (+6)
The screams of pain eventually fade away and the images you witness forever stain your memory. Oh well.

## See Also

* Event Missions
* Neptune
Amphibios 9

Decapod 10
Amphibios 9
The Daily Planet

**Amphibios 9** is one of the planets in the game Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is the eighth main planet in the game and can be found floating above NNY when the Uptown District is unlocked. It has eight main space missions.

### Missions

1. The Final Countdown
	1. Drain The Swamp
	2. Hot and Humid
	3. Buzzin' Around
	4. Muddy Waters
	5. Mudbound and Down
	6. Swimming in the Cesspool
	7. Muggy and Buggy
	8. By the Sweat of Your Brow
2. Maternity Leave
	1. The Cool Down
	2. Airing It Out
	3. Aspire to Perspire
	4. Tropical Nightmare

## See also

* Missions
* Artifacts
* Planets
Corleone 5

Neptune
Corleone 5
Eternium

**Corleone 5** is a planet found hovering near The Moon during the Wise Bots event.

### Missions

1. The Big Score
2. Heist of the Millennium
3. Sleeping With the Fishes
4. Cement Shoes
5. Deader Than Dead
6. Sending a Message
7. Fuggedaboutit
8. Dirty Rat
9. Made Bots
10. Mob Mentality
11. Family Over Everything
12. A Couple of Gangsters
13. Fix Your Face
14. The Head of the Horse
15. Raising the Crime Rate
Central Park District

Downtown District
Central Park District
Fancy Shopping District

**Central Park District** is the second unlockable district in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.

Players unlock this district by getting the Mars Artifact.

Characters:

* Kif
* Calculon (premium)

Missions:

* The Moon

Main Goal:

* Fly Me to the Moon

New Items:

* Central Park
* Cavern on the Green
* New New York Plaza
* Central Park Badger
* and more!

## See Also

* Central Park
* Artifacts
* Districts
Donbot/Speaking Lines

## Speaking Lines

▶️
 Alibi

▶️
 Ball Bearings

▶️
 Compute

▶️
 File Not Found

▶️
 Good Feeling

▶️
 Hey Wait a Minute

▶️
 Laugh

▶️
 Like Your Attitude

▶️
 Listen

▶️
 Mafia Things Up

▶️
 Own Pair of Clamps

▶️
 Plug Him

▶️
 Table

▶️
 Warning

▶️
 Watch Out for the Cops

▶️
 Work for Me

▶️
 Alibi

▶️
 Ball Bearings

▶️
 Compute

▶️
 File Not Found

▶️
 Good Feeling

▶️
 Hey Wait a Minute

▶️
 Laugh

▶️
 Like Your Attitude

▶️
 Listen

▶️
 Mafia Things Up

▶️
 Own Pair of Clamps

▶️
 Plug Him

▶️
 Table

▶️
 Warning

▶️
 Watch Out for the Cops

▶️
 Work for Me

 ▲Top of Speaking Lines
A Thief in the Byte

**A Thief in the Byte** is one of the goals in the game Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is a character goal for the Burglar Bender outfit. It is unlocked after completing part 3 of the Organizational Shake Up goal.

## Part 1

### Objectives

* Have Burglar Bender Open Money Bags (1h 0m 0s)

### Story

Watch and learn as Bender the Cat prepares to rob his first chump of the day.

Cool! Who's your first victim?

Philip J. Fry. But don't tell you I said that.

Your secret's safe with me.

Okay. I got my lockpicks, my glass cutters, and these cool super-sticky fingertip extensions. Time to rob the Planet Express staff blind!

You know, everybody loves thieves, but that sounds vaguely unethical.

I don't see how. I paid full price for my equipment.

## Part 2

### Objectives

* Have Burglar Bender Get a 3-Finger Discount (4h 0m 0s)
* Have The Professor Complain About Prices (2h 0m 0s)

### Story

Good news, everyone! I've been robbed!

By who? I bet it was someone really great. Right? Right?

No. I'm pretty sure it was you. But everything you took was insured for twice its actual value!

You can steal my money, my smartphone, and my watch, but you can't steal my memories!

Yeah I can. You keep them on your phone, remember?

No.

## Part 3

### Objectives

* Have Burglar Bender Raid Coworkers' Cubbies (8h 0m 0s)
* Have Amy Charge Her Cellphone (1h 0m 0s)
* Build Giorgio Armonster - Clothing Store (12h)

### Story

So, Amy, word the street is, your apartment was robbed last night by a mysterious great burglar.

Yeah. Good thing everything I own has a locator chip. Even some of the locator chips have locator chips.

But a really great burglar would anticipate that, and remove the locator chips, and dump them safely in his chest compartment.

Aw, crap!

I admit knowing the world's greatest burglar has made me the envy of social media, but why do you only rob your friends?

Cause I don't know where strangers keep their stuff.

That's easy. Money bt the front door, jewelry in the dresser, drugs behind the teacups on the top shelf of the cupboard.

Wow... Reality is far stranger than I could possibly have imagined.

## Part 4

### Objectives

* Have Burglar Bender Destroy Evidence (8h 0m 0s)
* Have URL File Report (8h 0m 0s)

### Story

Big burglary in the warehouse district last night. Dude in the video looks a lot like you.

That handsome robot could be anybody! Also, he's really great. Anyhow, who got knocked over?

The security camera warehouse. We got you from 55,000 different angles.

That's a lot of stuff to tag, so I'm'a give you a choice. You can come downtown, or you can destroy all the evidence.

Okay, all the video is destroyed. Seems like a shame to lose that handsomeness, but whatever.

I'm a cop. We're sworn to administer justice to the good-lookin' and the ugly alike.

And by justice I mean beatings. Aw yeah.
Clobberella

Character
Event Actions
Speaking Lines

**Clobberella** is an outfit available during the The New Justice Team event.

## Biography

Clobberella is a superhero, and one of the three members of The New Justice Team. Her secret identity is Turanga Leela.

See the full biography at Infosphere.

## Unlock Requirements

To unlock this outfit, the player must have previously unlocked Leela and constructed the Outfit-O-Matic.

Creation Time: 0h 0m 1s
### Materials

15 Clobberella Disks Legendary
Complete Main Story: Don't Feed The Animals.
Buy 10  for 250  afterwards.
### Promotions

Promotions are purchased with event-specific materials instead of badges, which can only be obtained during the event, but will remain after it ends. The Nixonbucks cost is the same (see Levels for costs).

**Rank 2:** 10  Clobberella Disks
**Rank 3:** 40  Clobberella Disks
**Rank 4:** 100  Clobberella Disks

## See More

**Related links:** Characters - Levels - Passives

**Delivery Boys:** Cowboy Kif - Dwight - Fry - H. G. Blob - Igner - Kif - Leg Mutant - Smitty
**Event Delivery Boys:** Bev - Boxy - Clamps - Colonial Leela - DOOP Soldier Fry - Down N' Out Bender - Free Waterfall Jr. - Frydo - Hermafroditee - Hunter Bender - Jrrr - Lee Lemon - Leegola - Malfunctioning Eddie - Michelle - Morbo - Mr. Peppy - Off-Duty URL - Pain Monster - Pazuzu - Petunia - Power Suit Fry - Ramblin' Rodriguez - Superking - Tinny Tim - Vyolet
**The New Justice Team Characters:** Captain Yesterday - **Clobberella** - Doc Lobster - Head Cat - Superking - The Zookeeper
Almost a Decapod

**Almost a Decapod** is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is the personal goal of Doc Lobster, an unlockable character available during the The New Justice Team event, Act 2.

## Part 1

### Story

 I love these arms! These wonderful arms! I can climb and snip and grab so many more things than I could before, with the two arms.

 It IS nice having extra arm power. I remember back when I had robotic arms--

 Oh, please, best friend. Your robot arms were stupid compared to me, with the fabulous, godlike grabbing and snipping.

 You know, as a supervillain, you're just as obnoxious like you were as a loser.

 Hooray! I'm consistent!

 My new superpowers, which I take full credit for unleashing with my amazing proprietay knockoff miracle cream, have made me a big superguy!

 You may be big and you may be super, but you'll never scare anybody.

 What if I raise my six arms and wave them menacingly in the air like I just don't care?

 I forgot about your multiple underarms, I stand corrected, nauseated and horrified.

## Part 2

### Story

 Hey, Doc Lobster. Did you try using your extra arms to bend stuff, like I suggested?

 Yes, but like all right-thinking people, I still prefer grabbing and pinching.

 Eh. As far as I'm concerned, grabbing and pinching is only for the ladies.

 Really? I thought the bending was only for the ladies!

 Dating is so confusing!

**NAME:** DIALOGUE TEXT

**NAME:** DIALOGUE TEXT

## Part 3

### Story

**NAME:** DIALOGUE TEXT

**NAME:** DIALOGUE TEXT

 What happened? I'm all incapacitated! What did you do to my arms, man?

 Just a little pulley-snipping, courtesy of the many claws of Doc Lobster. Take that, Mr. Law Guy!

 I did it! I finally did a real supervillain thing! At last I have an event to write in my diary!

 Hey Mr. Policeman, do you maybe happen to have a diary I could borrow?
Destructor for Hire

**Destructor for Hire** is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.

 Destructor?! What are you doing here?

 I'M HERE TO DESTROY NEW NEW YORK!!! Nyayayayayayaa!!!

 Or try a new gelato place. Much depends on my mood.

 Can I convince you not to destroy New New York?

 BUT THAT'S WHAT DESTRUCTOR DOES! Nyayayayayaya!!!

 Maybe you could reinvent yourself. You could change your name to Noisemaker, or AnnoyanceBot--

 YOUR HURTFUL NAMES CANNOT SWAY DESTRUCTOR! HE WAS BORN THIS WAY! Nyayayayayayaaa!

## Part 2

### Objectives

* Have Destructor and Bender Wrestle to the Death (?h 0m 0s)
* Have Amy Cheer from the Stands (4h 0m 0s)

### Story

 DESTRUCTOR WILL RIP YOU IN TWO! Nyayayayaaa!

 No you won't. I quit the Ultimate Robot Fighting League, remember?

 Really? Well, I hope you had enough saved up for retirement.

 Destructor is still years away from financial independence.

 DESTRUCTOR IS BORED! Nyayayyayaaaa!

 Why's that?

 There's nothing left to destroy, thanks to the Hypnowaves.

 You should get a job. I understand a lot of people who aren't me are doing that these days.

## Part 3

### Objectives

* Have Destructor Destroy a Wall (3h 0m 0s)
* Have Scruffy Repair a Wall (3h 0m 0s)

### Story

 I AM DESTRUCTOR AND I'VE BROUGHT MY RESUME! Nyayayayayaaaa!!!

 Job is eight dollars an hour with fifteen-minute lunch breaks. Mm-hmm.

 WHEN DID EVERYTHING GO WRONG FOR DESTRUCTOR?!? Nyayayayayaaa!

 THIS JOB IS NOT A GOOD FIT FOR DESTRUCTOR!

 Terlets ain't put in this world to live up to your expectations, metal man.

 I'm looking for something with better work/life balance.

 Best move on then. A good janitor's gotta be married to his boiler room.

## Part 4

### Objectives

* Have Destructor Breakdance (6h 0m 0s)
* Have URL Train the Rookie (4h 0m 0s)

### Story

 DESTRUCTOR WOULD LIKE TO JOIN THE FORCE!

 I don't know, man. You seem like the type of guy we like to put away, Big, metal, violent...

 Come to think of it, I seem like the type of guy we like to put away.

 And don't get me started on Mecha-Hermes.

 I AM DESTRUCTOR! OFFICER OF THE LAW!

 I like the sound of that. Awww yeah.

 MY SKILLS INCLUDE UNSOLICITED BEATDOWNS!

 Okay, now you're overselling it. Let the nightstick do the work, man.

## Part 5

### Objectives

* Have Destructor Scare the Guests (8h 0m 0s)

### Story

 Hey, man, I've been getting multiple complaints about you destroying public property.

 I SMASH BAD GUYS' FACES INTO THE WALL!!! Nyayayayayayaaaa!!!

 I usually encourage that kind of thing, but I'm getting chewed out by the captain.

 Just don't use public walls, okay? Smash their faces into a brownstone or something.

 Sorry, Destructor. I gotta take your badge. Boss's orders.

 DESTRUCTOR IS DISAPPOINTED! Nyayayayayayaa!!!

 It'll be okay, man. There's a lotta private cop jobs out there.

 Rent-a-cop, Mall Cop, Beverly Hills Cop...

 And from what I can tell, those jobs are all nonstop laughs.