Toilet Tapes with Miles, Alex, and Owen

**Video:**
September 29, 2021

**Video:**
44:16

**Video:**
2021-09-28 19-38-23.mp4

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## Episode Summary

Globehell and Gulch Pod have been filming toilets and we've asked Owen from OCC Plumbing and Restorations to watch our toilets.

## Notable Events

* Josiah and Drew spoke to Miles and Alex from *It's a Beautiful Day in the Gulch* and previous episodes of The Toilet Tapes, Its Beautiful Day in Globehell AKA the Toilet Tapes PT 1 and Gulch Hell Podcast Toilet Tapes 2, as well as Owen from OCC Plumbing & Restorations and previous episode of The Toilet Tapes, The Toilet Tapes 3: Owen from OCC Plumbing & Restorations. As the toilet expert, Owen fielded questions from Josiah, Miles, Alex, and Drew about toilets, what objects are toilets, what it means if things are stuck to the bowl, what it means if your pee is yellow, colored toilets, those toilet seats that are sort of cushions that everyone hates, training cats to use toilets, music, and video games.
* Josiah, Miles, Alex, Owen, and Drew watched a video called "Minecraft Flushing Toilet" about how this isn't a very good toilet but it's pretty good for a Minecraft toilet. Owen discussed how he was able to make the toilet flush successfully.
* Josiah, Miles, Alex, Owen, and Drew watched a toilet flushing compilation video that Josiah put together called "toilet". The toilet flushing clips used in the compilation video were filmed by Josiah, Miles, Alex, and Drew, so the toilets involved are from a wide range of locations, including the following:
	+ Secretly Canadian warehouse in Bloomington, Indiana
		- Alex gave this toilet a thumbs-up review in the video.
	+ Bubble World restaurant in Langley, British Columbia
		- Josiah gave this toilet a so-so review in the video.
	+ Guildford Mall in Surrey, British Columbia
		- Josiah gave this toilet a thumbs-up review in the video.
	+ Secretly Canadian warehouse in Bloomington, Indiana
		- Alex did not give this toilet a review in the video.
	+ Secretly Canadian warehouse in Bloomington, Indiana
		- Alex gave this urinal a thumbs-up review in the video.
	+ Co-Op grocery store in Calgary, Alberta
		- Drew did not give this toilet a review in the video.
	+ Eskenazi Museum of Art at the University of Indiana in Bloomington, Indiana
		- Miles gave this toilet a thumbs-up review in the video.
	+ Pizza Coming Soon restaurant in Vancouver, British Columbia
		- Josiah gave this toilet a thumbs-up review in the video.
* Josiah, Miles, Alex, Owen, and Drew watched a video called "Airplane toilet TP test" about testing the toilet paper flushing power of an airplane toilet.
	+ Owen gave this toilet a thumbs-up review in the video.
* Josiah, Miles, Alex, Owen, and Drew watched a video called "Airplane toilet water test" about testing the water flushing power of an airplane toilet.
	+ Owen gave this toilet a thumbs-up review in the video.
* Josiah, Miles, Alex, Owen, and Drew watched a video called "The amazing suction of an airplane toilet" about testing the toilet paper flushing power of an airplane toilet.
	+ Owen did not give this toilet a review in the video.
* Josiah, Miles, Alex, Owen, and Drew watched a video called "Airplane toilet TP test" about testing the toilet paper flushing power of an airplane toilet.
	+ Owen gave this toilet a thumbs-up review in the video.
* Josiah, Miles, Alex, Owen, and Drew watched a video called "Boeing 737 restroom" about testing the various facilities found in the restroom of a Boeing 737 airplane.
	+ It was not shown in the episode, but Owen gave this toilet a thumbs-down review in the video.
* Josiah compared the art of filming toilets to birdwatching.

## Notable Quotes

### Josiah

* "Toilets. Let's let that word sit for a little while."
* "We've been thinking about the humble toilet for quite a while. Uh Drew and I have been thinking about toilets together, we've had our friends Miles and Alex from uh *It's a Beautiful Day in the Gulch* podcast on to talk about toilets, we've had our friend Owen from OCC Plumbing & Restoration on to talk about toilets. Today, it's all together at once; it's kind of a full flush, a royal flush, if you will, uh for the ultimate toilet conversation. I mean how's everyone feeling about toilets today?"
* "Wait, what is a woman's urinal, is that a thing?"
* "Ohhh, so when things are stuck to the bowl, is that - I g- I never thought of that, it's because of, like, water pressure? It's not because of, like, the potency of stickiness of what you've created in there?"
* [In response to Miles and Alex having internet connectivity issues] "I feel like I'm uh in Zoom court again right now."
* "What would wilderness be without the call of the loon?"
* [In response to Drew not touching a toilet with his hand] "You're too good to touch a toilet?"
* [On the topic of an airplane sink] "I think that sink was technically a toilet."
* "Wow, well, I mean, this has been so illuminating. I don't know about you guys, I feel like I am gonna keep filming toilets. What about everyone else? You think - you interested? I'm kinda hooked, I feel like I still need to perfect my technique."

### Drew

* [In response to Josiah saying, 'Toilets'] "Spell that out for me."
* "Was it a good urinal?"
* "Now, if my pee's yellow, is that the toilet, also?"
* "I never touch the toilet with my hand! Even at home!"
* "You like petite toilets?"
* "Yeah, we gotta go use the toilet together."
* "Yeah, I don't have great aim, Josiah. Just be warned."
* "You know, the Gerber baby was originally gonna be the Gerber toilet."
* [On the topic of an airplane toilet] "If I just - I took - I stood in front of it like I was gonna pee into it, would it suck the pee out of my pee-hole, do you think?"
* [On the topic of an airplane restroom] "To dry your hands, they should have, like, a little window that you stick your hands out."
* "It's not a big part of my life, public toilets."

### Miles

* "I haven't used a toilet today. I think I've only used a urinal. Um, which, I don't even know if that even qualif- maybe that qualifies as a toilet. Or maybe there's some kind of Venn diagram it fits into."
* "I think I might start filming toilets *after* I use them."
* "I'm all worried about my gut biome, so I wanna, like, document days where uh - where my BM's are notable. That way I'll know if I need to eat more kimchi."

### Alex

* "Is a urinal a toilet, Owen?"
* [On the topic of Owen's Minecraft toilet] "There's doo-doo in it!"
* "If you're really a punk, you'll recognize *this* toilet."

### Owen

* "T-O-I-L-E-T."
* "I guess some people call them men's peeing toilets; I've seen 'em listed like that on [unintelligible] and stuff. But I don't know if it's qualified as a toilet. I mean, I filmed one today."
* [In response to Josiah asking what a women's urinal is] "A urinal for women! It explains itself in the name."
* "I have videos of airplane toilets."
* "There's only rare occasions when I don't have Crocs on and that was at the bowling alley."
* [On the topic of Drew's phobia of public toilets] "You don't wanna relive public toilets every day?"

## Trivia

* This is the fourth episode of The Toilet Tapes, after Its Beautiful Day in Globehell AKA the Toilet Tapes PT 1, Gulch Hell Podcast Toilet Tapes 2, and The Toilet Tapes 3: Owen from OCC Plumbing & Restorations.
* This is the first episode of The Toilet Tapes that includes Miles and Alex from *It's a Beautiful Day in the Gulch* along with Owen from OCC Plumbing & Restorations, all of whom have appeared on previous episodes of The Toilet Tapes.
	+ Note: It was stated in The Toilet Tapes 3: Owen from OCC Plumbing & Restorations that Miles and Alex were unable to attend that recording.
* This was the second episode where its audio and video versions were released on different days, after The Toilet Tapes 3: Owen from OCC Plumbing & Restorations, with the video version releasing on July 29, 2021, and the audio version releasing a day later, on July 30, 2021. This episode is thus also the second episode of The Toilet Tapes where its audio and video versions were released on different days.
* The audio version of this episode was released on the same day as True Crime Cameos for Septembers.
* This episode has two notably different episode titles between its audio and video formats. The audio version is titled "Toilet Tapes with Miles, Alex, and Owen (Audio)", while the video version is titled "Toilet Tapes with Miles, Alex, and Owen".
	+ Note: The title used for this Globe Hell Warning Wiki page was chosen for its greater degree of clarity.
	+ Note: When the video version of this episode was first released, the episode title of the video version was "toilet miles alex". It was later renamed "Toilet Tapes with Miles, Alex, and Owen".
* This is the third non-Cameo episode of the show to be released with no official episode art, after The Toilet Tapes 3: Owen from OCC Plumbing & Restorations and Life Coach; the episode art displayed here is a screenshot similar to what was done for the monthly Cameos before they became feature films. This episode is thus also the second episode of The Toilet Tapes to be released with no official episode art.