"Sailing For Adventure"

This is where everyone sings Sailing for Adventure in Mac Grimborn goes to Muppets Treasure Island.

[Then, Smollet notices Rizzo, Gonzo, Jim and our heroes]

Captain Smollet: Ah, you must be the cabin boys.

Ryan Heretic: Yeah. And it is an honor to meet you, Captain. [salutes]

Captain Smollet: Which one of you is Grimborn?

Ryan Heretic: [points at Mac] He is, sir.

Captain Smollet: [to Mac] I knew your mother, Mac. She was a good woman.

Mac Grimborn: Thank you, sir.

Meg Griffin (EG): [to RH] Sounds a bit like you with your mom, Ryan.

Ryan Heretic: Yeah. She is alive as a spirit so I can contact her sometime with the Force. And I hope that I stay on the captain's good side in this motion picture.

Grand Admiral Thrawn: Well, this is going to be a fine voyage. [walks with Long John]

Kion: Hey, one leg, guys. Count them. One. Remember what Billy Bones said.

Ryan Heretic: I guess it is something we can remember.

Jim Hawkins: Oh, Kion. He seems alright. I mean, Long John's only a cook. How dangerous can he be?

Ryan Heretic: Well, I hope he is a friendly one. I wonder where the kitchen is on this ship.

Tano: Hey, where's Rizzo?

[We cut to Rizzo. He is selling tickets to rats for their cruise]

Rizzo: Enjoy your cruise, sir. Next! All right, folks, have your cheques made out to Rat Tours Limited. Remember, we put the rat in "Pirate". Why, thank you, Mr Plagueman. Next!

Janja: Rizzo, what in the Outlands are you doing?

Rizzo: Well, I figured if the treasure map's a dud, the trip won't be a total loss. Financially speaking.

Commander Pyre: I used to work for peanuts before.

Fluttershy: I guess so. Like some monkeys like Sheila.

Ryan Heretic: Schroeder didn't have Pyre, Futters. He had a piano. You're thinking about Linus.

Twilight Sparkle: [in Raven's voice in her own way] No. Linus has a blanket. Maybe Chairle Brown worked with Pyre.

Kendall Morgan: [in Starfire's voice] Charlie Brown had the football.

Rody Morgan: No, sister. Charlie Brown haven't got a football. That girl Lucy always pull it away. And I feel sorry for him.

Mac Grimborn: You guys are talking about Peanuts?

Rukh: You know, none of us were born into a sea life. For years, we scraped by under the rule of the Sith Empire, but we knew we were meant for more.

Ryan Heretic: I see. [to Twilight] Meg and I hope this voyage will be fun, Master.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah. And my friends will be happy for this too. We do got our friends.

Ryan Heretic: With luck and companions on this adventure. [sighs. Closes his eyes and smile] Right... Mother?

Mac Grimborn: Wow. I guess he is having one of his moments about his mom. He does remind me of Hsien-Ko for some reason.

Rainbow Dash: I guess. And it is funny when Twilight was like a master and a friend.

Spike: I guess so.

Agent Tierny: I don't mean to interject, but it's time.

Meg Griffin (EG): Thanks, buddy. And I hope my love and I will be on board.

Ryan Heretic: Yeah. And I hope to keep a sharp eye on someone. [to Meg (EG)] Right, Meg? I don't want myself to poke into things I don't know.

[Smollet looks at the skies]

Captain Smollet: The wind seems to be freshening. [to Mr. Arrow] Mr. Arrow, this voyage has begun.

Mr. Arrow: This voyage has begun! Raise the gangplank!

Pirate: Right, lads!

Mr. Arrow: Let go front line!

[The front line is let go]

Mr. Arrow: Let go aft line.

[The aft line is released]

Mr. Arrow: Hard to starboard. Any man caught dawdling will be shot on sight.

Captain Smollett: I didn't say that.

Mr. Arrow: I was just paraphrasing.

Captain Smollett: Mr. Arrow, just set the sails.

Mr. Arrow: Set the sails!

[The sails are set]

Rat: Hey, where's my camera?

[The ship sails off as the rats on the dock say their goodbyes to the rats onboard. RH gets excited]

Ryan Heretic: I'm so excited!

Mac Grimborn: Ryan, you got that from Atlantis: The Lost Empire, did you?

Ryan Heretic: Yep. And I sense that a song coming up.

[Then, everyone sings]

Pirates:

When the course is laid and the anchor's weighed

A sailor's blood begins racing

With our hearts unbound and our flag unfurled

We're under way and off to see the world

Under way and off to see the world

Pirates & Crew: Hey ho, we'll go

Anywhere the wind is blowing

Real Old Tom: Manly men are we

Pirates and Crew:

Sailing for adventure on the deep blue sea

Mr. Arrow: *(speaking)* Safely now, Mr. Silver. Let's not get sloppy just because we're singing.

Long John Silver: (speaking) Aye aye!

Pirates:

Danger walks the deck

We say what the heck

We laugh at the perils we're facing

Gonzo:

Every storm we ride is its own reward

Rizzo and Finn Glimmer/Kylo Chrysalis: And people die by falling overboard

Pirates: People die by falling overboard

*All: Hey ho, we'll go*

*Anywhere the wind is blowing*

*Hoist the sails and sing~*

Squire Trelawney and Rody Morgen: Sailing for adventure on the big blue wet thing!

Mac Grimborn: Really?

[Mr. Arrow stares at him]

Ryan Heretic: We didn't say anything, Mr. Arrow.

Mr. Arrow: Ah.

[We cut to the other pirates]

Bad Polly I love to see 'em cry when they walk the plank~

Clueless Morgan: I prefer to cut a throat~

Mad Monty: I love to hang 'em high and watch their little feet try to walk in the air~

While their faces turn blue~

Clueless Morgan: *(speaking)* Just kidding!

All three: It's a good life on a boat~

Pirates: There are distant lands with burning sands~

That call across the oceans~

Rats: There are bingo games every fun-filled day~

Donna Plagueman:

And Margaritas at the midnight buffet~

Pirates: Margaritas at the midnight buffet~

Pirates and Crew: Hey ho, we'll go~

Anywhere the wind is blowing~

Statler and Waldorf: Should have took a train~

Pirates and Crew: Sailing for adventure on the bounding main~

Jim Hawkins: The salty breezes whisper~

Who knows what lies ahead~

I just know I was born to lead~

The life my father led~

Long John Silver: The stars will be our compass~

Wherever we may roam~

And our mates will always be~

Just like a family~

And though we may put into port~

The sea is always home~

Squire Trelawney: *(speaking)* Alright, Mr. Bimbo! I didn't know you had such a good singing voice. You're welcome!

Pirates: We'll chase our dreams standing on our own~

Over the horizon to the great unknown~

Pirates: Hey, ho, we'll go~

Anywhere the wind is blowing~

Ryan Heretic and Meg Griffin (EG) : Bold and brave and free~

Pirates: Sailing for Adventure~

Rizzo: It's so nauseating!

Pirates: Sailing for Adventure~

Janja: So exhilarating!

Pirates: Sailing for adventure~

Rats and Team Heretic: We are celebrating!

All: On the deep blue sea!~