Mr. Beast

## Jimmy "Mr. Beast" Donaldson

* Standard Appearance
* Doodle Dude

### Relatives

* Blister Speech
* Crystal Fleet
* Quen Leetz
* Borgenstein Feat
* Vivian Sheets
* Sprinkleton Neets
* Blister Meats
* Specialin Greets

## Physical description

### Eye color

Blue

**Mr. Beast**, stage name Jimmy Donaldson, real birth name Slinklebob Clementine, is a world-renowned YouTuber, philanthropist, and rabid factory-made human clone. Clementine is blessed with his incredible wealth, and rewards it to people foolish enough to participate in his dangerous games.

## Life

Mr. Beast was first created in the Mr. Beast Laboratories by an unknown species, in a location that has been lost to time. The one-and-only goal of this species was to create one Mr. Beast every millennia, in order for it to bring salvation to the human race. The goal of each Beast that's created is to distribute as much of their wealth as possible to help people make the planet a better place - just as long as they can complete all of the Beast's dangerous challenges. Now of course, nobody ever uses this money for good, it's mostly used for just drugs or hookers. After the 1,000 year period has passed, the current Mr. Beast will spontaneously combust at random, and a new one will immediately be constructed in the laboratory, and the cycle will repeat itself. Since nobody knows where they come from, the Beasts basically just show up out of nowhere.

With so many Beast clones existing, it is unfortunately impossible to detail the life of every one. Though at one point, the current Mr. Beast clone was unfortunately diagnosed with stage-26 cancer from a prostitute that he hired. Figuring that his death would be imminent, he planned for Chandler to take his place, and become the new Mr. Beast. He also planned to release an exclusive Feastables flavor, Mr. Beast's Ashes. Feastables are a chocolate-bar brand that you can read about further down on this page. Anyways, he also would have people take apart his corpse, and have people compete in challenges in order to win his parts - no, his penis and juicy ass were not among the parts handed out. Those two were kept and given to Chandler and Kris, probably so they could eat them. Thankfully, Mr. Breast was cured after he ate a banana that was covered in mold, and he was able to continue living. All future Mr. Beast clones are planned to be made cancer-proof.

#### Personality, Likes, and Dislikes

Even if Mr. Beast's challenges end up killing thousands per year, all to gain some bucks on the 'Tube, he's clearly still a nice person. Or maybe he isn’t. I don’t know the guy. Also it's population control anyways. Mr. Beast enjoys chowing down on burgers and fries - why else do you think he would make Beast Burgers? For the fun of it? Mr. Beast will take a dump in every 1 of 19,293 burgers, which is just plain awesome. Hopefully you are able to receive the special delicacy! Mr. Beast also is quite particularly fond of Moutfyurenges, door knobs, the 6th Impractical Kokers movie, the Pokémon Helioptile (only person on the planet to like it in any capacity), and boiled rat tails, his favorite delicacy. Mr. Beast has gone on record stating that he hates reaction channels, the color blue, fried Oreos, chocolate bars that give you codes to receive rewards, chocolate factories, and his own fans.

## The Challenges

The challenges that Mr. Beast ~~forces~~ willfully allows his contestants to go through may seem insane, but that's because the rewards are so big. The challenges may be to juggle five rabid piranhas, who're covered in nails and are on fire. Or maybe it's being forced to look at Mya for an extended period of time. The Beast has killed millions of people with these challenges, but he claims them to be, quote, “Required, so the human race is able to keep thriving." We don't know why he hasn't been convicted, so challenges such as "eat a cotton-candy burrito deep-fried and covered in sprinkles, hot sauce, and Mr. Beast's shaved pubic hairs” are able to continue. Though there was one challenge in particular that stood out...

### The Butt-Bouncin' Incident of 2018

One fateful day in 2018, Mr. Beast was filming another challenge video with some old greasy hobos. It was all normal until the Big-Bootied Beast revealed what the challenge actually was... you had to allow Mr. Beast to bounce up and down your face with his fat hairy cheeks for 20 minutes straight. Every person who tried to withstand the force of Beast's fat-stacks were killed by their sheer size. Mr. Beast wiped out billions of the population from people seeing if they could handle his Big Beast Booty - they couldn't of course. People were getting killed from fat hairy buns so fast, the leaders of the world had to meet to get a person that could withstand Mr. Beast's thicc-fury so his reign of terror would end. The person they decided could withstand the force... was Dr. Phil. Phil had his fair share of buttock-bouncing encounters, so they figured that he could be the first one to put a stop to this terror....

So there Phil was. He was lying down, the shine of the sun reflecting off of his bald head. And there was the Beast himself. His gargantuan peaches wobbled in the cool spring breeze. Beast was ready to slam his beast-buns onto Phil, expecting to only cause another casualty. Mr. Beast squatted over Phil's sexy face. "Are you ready?" he said. "Yes..." Phil said reluctantly. This was it. Was the big-bootied beast about to claim another life at the hands of his fat-ham or would Phil put an stop to this cheek-clapping terror? And then... PFFWWWSCCCSHHHHHH. Beast's cheeks were laid firmly on top of Phil's head. Mr. Beast simply chuckled, figuring that he eradicated yet another rookie, unable to withstand his junk in the trunk. But beyond all odds... Phil had not perished. He was still alive, his nose nearly touching the inside of the Beast. It smelled like Chandler oddly enough. The realization then wiped over the Beast, as he then jumped up and screamed like an Indonesian Ballsack Licker on a Friday night. He went insane at the fact that his cheeks were seemingly not perfect, and he went over and ripped Chandler's face and penis off before and taking a fat steamy, green, bloody dump all over the sidewalk. Then he went over to Karl and set him on fire, as the whole Beast crew ran away in terror. After that, Phil and rest of the world celebrated as Mr. Beast shortly died. It really doesn't matter since another Beast was being constructed at that very moment... but hey, the terrorizer known as Mr. Beast's fat jiggling meaty buttocks was finally stopped.

## The Beast's Fun & Fantastic Food Follies

This may come as a surprise to some, but Mr. Beast has dabbled quite a bit in the world of culinary arts. The first example of this are the bodacious Beast Burgers!

### Beast Burgers

In 2020, Mr. Beast decided that trash like McDonald's and Burger King were unsatisfactory when it came to their sloppily-produced meals. McDonald’s adamantly refused to bring back fan-favorite classics like the McAfrika, and Burger King was downright awful when it came to making their fries. McDonald's also launched the over-hyped, crypto-encrusted, grocery store-flavored bullshit known as the McRib, while Burger King was making whatever Mac and Cheetos are. You see, they were really failing to capture the attention of greasy, overweight customers, so Mr. Beast made it his duty to put an end to this disaster. This is where Mr. Beast decided to create Beast Burgers! His very own fast-food chain that would serve only the most scrumptious of unhealthy diabetes-disease menu items for all to enjoy. Combining sauteed dog-poop with a secret white substance known as "The Beast's Special Sauce", it created a truly tasteful mess that would be cradled at night by two honey-flavored buns, and cheese harvested from Taiwanese Toenail-Lickers. But you couldn't have just burgers! Mr. Beast needed to expand the menu, which is where the help of his friends come in. They suggested new items, such as Karl's Sewer-Rat Kebab, or Chandler's Isosceles-Triangle pickled hot-dogs. They were all a major success. They, together killed 2,293 people from their junk, and happily celebrated the success of Beast Burgers.

In 2023, the Beast Burgers were unfortunately discontinued. The Beast was annoyed by the sub-par quality of the food being produced. Rest in peace, my sweet pickled-lathered prince...

### Feastables Chocolate Bars

In January 2022, Mr. Beast decided that we wanted to make his own brand of chocolate bars. Why? He's never elaborated, but rumors suggest that he ate his own shit before - then shortly realized how nice and convenient it would be to have his own delectable doo-doo transformed into a small, easy-to-pick up candy bar. The Beast killed Kris' entire family, before stealing all of their possessions in order to gather the funds to kick-start such an ambitious project. But after a long arduous journey that frankly, nobody cares to hear, Feastables was launched, featuring 5 delicious flavors: Milk Chocolate, Quinoa Crunch, Sea Salt Cockroach Almond, and Chandler's Expired Ass Shavings. More flavors such as Frog Legs, and Spicy Rat-tail Ramen Extravaganza are planned to be released. Honestly I don't know wtf to put here.

### Mr. Beast's Chocolate Factory

Sometime in 2022, Mr. Beast opened up his brand-new, ultra-extravagant Chocolate Factory. This delectable mess of machinery was to be the new place where Mr. Beast would produce his Feastables Chocolate Bars. After saving up a enough money from a huge drug-trading scheme, the Beast purchased this building from a shady figure known as "Koonkles." The only way that people are allowed to enter is if they get special Golden Tickets, made to sell just like Beast himself, by randomly opening up Mr. Beast's officially-licensed Feastables chocolate bars. Mr. Beast will violently drown anyone that is caught sneaking into his factory without the use of any Golden Tickets. After they're dead, their bodies will be melted into the infamous chocolate mix, which is then used to produce the sweet chocolate rivers. Honestly, the human-infused liquid chocolate tastes better than any normal chocolate... that's why Mr. Beast plans to launch a new line of Feastables flavors, made from this cannibalistic delicacy. Ignoring the human-rights violations, Mr. Beast's Chocolate Factory has been rated one of the best places to work on the planet. Giving those who didn't obey his orders the electric chair really encouraged employees to clean the sweet cake toilets with all their might.

## Gallery

Dr. Phil and Mr. Beast snap a pic before filming an OnlyFans-exclusive Mr. Beast video.Mr beetdmileA leaked image from Oreo's 2023 Catalogue.Mr. Beast Toilet Cake. Was planned to behave like an actually toilet, but it broke and spilled piss everywhere.An artist's interpretation of Chandler and Chris.
## Notes & Trivia

* When Mr. Beast dies, his testicles are planned to be donated to St. Jude's Children's Hospital, for research purposes.
* Chandler was originally the Mr. Beast janitor, cleaning up Mr. Beast’s diarrhea accidents. Chandler's brother, Rodriguez is also Chandler's personal janitor in Beast videos, as his amazing ability to lose every challenge makes him piss and shit himself like a child, and he requires constant attention. It's a real struggle for the Mr. Beast editors to constantly edit out all of the urine and feces coating the floors, especially in the video where Mr. Beast was underwater.
* The prostitute that Mr. Beast got cancer from, as mentioned under the "Life" section, turned out to be his grandmother.
	+ Mr. Beast claimed to see a fat, hairy figure with an affinity for chips out on the streets in a risqué outfit, when searching for his lovely, diseased darling.
* Mr. Beast's original girlfriend went missing under mysterious circumstances sometime in 2021. After the news spread, Mr. Beast had uploaded "We Just Ate a Dead Body Covered in Gold!" to his channel.