You Buy a Catgirl GF off Amazon

## Overview

"You Buy a Catgirl GF off Amazon" is the 17th episode of the Hippo Saga.

Master Chief receives a package from Amazon which turns out to be a cat girl Waifu to replace Astolfo. Astolfo tries to get back at him by trying to gas light him into thinking he's a gay furry.

This episode is notable for being the first episode of the Hippo Saga where characters have proper visible lip flaps when they speak, which has been used since in all subsequent episodes. Previously, the only Pantsahat video where characters moved their mouths when they spoke was "Skyrim BUT LEGO" back during the Lego Saga.

## Original Video Description:

Master Chief blows his stimi check on a Cat girl GF, and astolfo is upset.

#astolfo #unboxing #anime

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## Characters:

#### Main characters:

* Hippo
* Astolfo
* Master Chief
* Jiko (Debut episode)

## Transcript

Astolfo: Hello! I have a *massive package* for you... and I also got this box!

Master Chief: Please stop with the innuendos... I'm getting tired of it.

Hippo: Anyway, are those my DORITOS, bruh? I had a package comin’ in!

Astolfo: What? No! Why would the box be so big?

Hippo: Cause I'm *hungry*, bruh.

Master Chief: You absolute troglodyte. The box is mine.

Astolfo: Oh, cool! What you get?

Master Chief: My new girlfriend.

Astolfo: WHAT? You're replacing me?

Master Chief: Yes.

Astolfo: Oh… Well… let me help you open the box!

Jiko: Uah!

Astolfo: Whoops… I hope I didn’t break anything.

Master Chief: My new girlfriend better have a- *return policy.*

Astolfo: Don’t worry, I’m sure they’re fine.

Jiko: Nya~!

Master Chief: Oh no, she’s stupid… You must have hit her head.

Astolfo: You're replacing me with a cat? I didn't know you were a *furry*.

Master Chief: I'm not a furry. I watched the *entirety* of Zootopia.

Astolfo: So?

Master Chief: *Completely soft*.

Astolfo: Whoa...

Hippo: Bruh, most people don't even get past putting the DVD in.

Jiko: Oh my god! I was bought by a bunch of *incels!*

Calico Critter: Oy brov, just moved into the neighborhood looking for a cup of sugar.

Astolfo: Quick! Run! This man is a furry and he’s going to [*bleep*] you!

Master Chief: Don't make fun of the furry community.

Astolfo: Why not?

Master Chief: If they can afford a two thousand dollar fursuit, they can afford a ten dollar pipe bomb in my mailbox

Astolfo: Well, I'm more surprised you got a cat boy.

Master Chief: Lies. I know a babe when I see one.

Astolfo: Trust me, master. I kinda got a sixth sense for these types of things.

Master Chief: What? She looks like a girl though.

Astolfo: Master, please! The government puts enough estrogen in one glass of tap water to give any man huge humalithagos!

Hippo: Bruh that's why I always drink my lemonade without the water.

Master Chief: You're just jealous I got a girlfriend.

Astolfo: Yeah! and all it took was your credit card.

Master Chief: Shut it.

Astolfo: I can prove it. I want you to imagine a cute gamer girlfriend.

Master Chief: Okay. I'm imagining it.

Astolfo: Good! Cause that's the only place it's gonna exist! *In your imagination!*

Master Chief: Oh no, he's right! Gamer girls don't exist! *I WAS A FOOL!*

Hippo: Bruh, you don't have to have an existential crisis, bruh. You could just ask them what they is.

Master Chief: Oh, yeah… Hey, are you a boy or a girl?

Jiko: Which gender gets more free stuff?

Master Chief: … Female.

Hippo: BRUH! THERE IS A LIMIT TO HOW **BASED** WE CAN BE!

Master Chief: Anyway... as my new probably-girlfriend, I expect you to do girlfriend things, like tell me if caves are natural formations.

Jiko: I have a boyfriend.

Master Chief: Astolfo... I'm sorry for trying to replace you with that dumb cat.

Astolfo: It's okay, master. I'm also sorry for trying to gaslight you into believing you're my gay furry and that deep down, you really do care about me!

Jiko: I’ll break up with my boyfriend if you give me free stuff.

Astolfo: PU!

Master Chief: Deal.

## Trivia

* A photo of Lego Yandere with cat ears is seen in the background of this episode (a photo previously seen in "You are forced to Play Monopoly [ASMR]"), who is a character that has a long in common with Jiko (Both are unhinged stalkers, both have pursued Anime Guy, both have pulled out knives on the objects of their affection, and both have brown hair.) This could either be a clue that Jiko and Lego Yandere are connected, or it could just be a coincidence.
* Astolfo mentions how the Government puts enough estrogen in a single glass of tap water to give any man "huge humalithagos", which she later brings up again during the events of "Spider-Man Swings into Debt", which shows this is something he actually believes and she wasn't just trying to gas light Master Chief.
* This episode is the first to mention Master Chief's paranoia of the furry community, which is later brought up again in "Don’t Trust the Mailman".