Zag

## Zagaton

### Aliases

Zag, Zagaton, the Butcher, Zagaton the butcher, Zagatron, Troncat, Zagatren, Zagginton, Zaggith Jones, the fisherman, the banker, the God-king

### Affiliation

The Lords of Plunder, the United back of Money

## Appearances

### Appears in

The lords of Plunder, Shifty Jew, Milkerfish's server, Krucial's corner.

## Zagaton

Zagaton/Zag is a figure of great power who goes by many names (The Butcher). He is a all-powerful god of playing off-meta champions and listening to based anime music and dad rock. He is the owner and founder of the Lords of Plunder discord server and World of Warcraft Guild.

## Apperance

Tall for a Goblin, Zagaton reaches a whopping 5'8 however his main feature is his nose which is roughly 12 inches in diameter He had green skin but after wanting to get blinged the fuck out, he had a head transplant to put himself in the body of a Blingtron 5000. His gluttony holds no bounds.

## Personality

Zag will not sugar coat things, he's very honesty but also not very confrontational, he'll more often than not ignore someone rather than call them out on bullshit, however for his friends, he's quite loving, often the light of a party with his loud and obnoxious 'YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS' that echo across his living quarters, he is very much a bodacious and rad dude when he wants to be, however in a lot of cases he's quiet and reserved, he likes to be alone a lot of the time so he can do what he enjoys, playing the drums, watching Japanese cartoons and violently secreting haploid cells.

## Lore

Zagaton was a nickname derived from the first days he started playing world of Warcraft in 2010, after Dugog had installed the game onto Zagaton's laptop, he had quickly made a Dwarf Warlock, however he pressed randomize and changed a couple letters forming Zagaton, a nickname that had stuck with him ever since. Eventually he realized he had to play horde to be able to play with Dug, who was an Orc hunter at the time, so he had made a new character named Zagaton that was a Troll Druid, however he had lost access to that account and it wasn't until late Mist of Pandaria where the Goblin warlock Zagaton was born.

Zagaton mainly explored Azeroth with Waleed and Dugog and this formed the original friendship that led to the formation of the Lords of Plunder. He mainly played a demonology warlock and was developing his pvp skills, along with that Zag was also an avid skateboarder between 2013-2016. During his middle school days he had joined the anime club with Dugog where he met to be guildies such as Ayoub (Ironslammer) and Luke (Jawhawkins) and became good friends with them, however this venture didn't last long.

In the highschool library he was commonly known as Jonathan Wellingstien.

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He has a violent obsession with Jojo's Bizarre adventure

## Music

Zag has a vast music taste, his preferences when it comes to music goes from dad rock bands and 60s experimental prog rock all the way to nu metal, Djent and then anime openings. His taste is vast yet relatively well defined, along with that Zagaton is also a practicing drummer, he tends to practice anime openings and slipknot songs. He once told Dugog that if they were ever going to start a band, it would be called "rubber chicken circuit".

## Trivia

* Zagaton is sometimes Jewish
* He loves fishing
* He is a Shaco one trick
* He is a chaos bolt one trick
* He quit wow recently
* He watches overlord by the way

## Catchphrases

* YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* Do you know I watch overlord
* Whatever helps you sleep at night
* wanna see how lolis shower?
* my pentaaaaaaaa!
* no leash
* how an inting shaco got to grand master
* fuck i can't speak x100
* "Shut up or I'll eat your ass"
* "me and the cockroach have been going at it for hours"
* "I will shit in your mouth"
* "Minority is just the plural of minor"
* "you ever bentch press a goose?"
* "john chemistry"
* "wait guys im toothing guys"
* "Y'all eat the whole ass or just the rim"
* Ok and?
* homeslice
* 'jotaroo dio'
* 'damn, sucks to suck'
* 'hi back im zag'
* Cool beans.
* you can have half the dog freeman