Main Hall (Present)

### Description

Long, stone hallway, with wooden support beams across the ceiling and vines growing down the wall.

### Adjacent Rooms

Spawn Room / "About" room /Pink Hallway /Courtyard shortcut /Fake tree room /The Courtyard /Redstone hallway /Glass maze /Netherrack hallway /Magenta sphere /Ham room /Sponge maze /Magic hole /Cobblestone staircase /Thin End Portal /Sea Lantern maze /Spiral parkour /Solitary Confinement

This is the start of your roomroot experience. After leaving the Spawn Room, there are many, *many* options.

## Description

The Main Hall has a Stone floor, Cobblestone and Mossy Cobblestone walls with a Polished Andesite trim, a Cyan Terracotta ceiling, Oak Log support beams rounded with Spruce Stairs, and Jungle Leaves as vines are all across the hallway. There are five doorframes evenly spaced on either side of the hallway, each made of Polished Andesite with a single Torch at the center of each doorframe. At the end of the hallway, there is a fenced off area of black wool. The Mailbox sits 6 blocks from the Spawn Room. Detecor Rails draw a line from each doorframe to the one across the hall from it. On the second and fourth beams, there are banners with player heads that spell "room" and "root" respectively. Two doorframes down on the right side, there is a pride flag as a part of the wall. There are other oddities scattered across the hall, including Chests, random blocks, a Potted Acacia Sapling, various Player Heads, and many signs.

## Connections

Running left to right, front to back. The Spawn Room is at the back of the hall. The info room sits immediately to the left, and a hallway of pink wool immediately to the right. There is a staircase that takes you to the Courtyard and the Ice Room to the left and behind the doorframe.

Next is a small room made of wool to the left and The Courtyard to the right. Another staircase, this time made of redstone, is on the left and behind the doorframe.

A maze of glass labeled "pseudo-lorax room" is on the left and a tall, netherrack hallway is on the right. A ladder to the Magenta Sphere sits behind the doorframes and in the middle of the hall.

The Ham room is on the left and the Sponge Maze is on the right.

A room with a thin End Portal is on the left and a maze of Sea Lanterns is on the right. Just in front of the doorframe on the left is a hole labeled "magic hole."

At the back of the hall, a very tall room with spiral parkour is on the left and a solitary confinement room is on the right.

## Signs

Cluster signs will be separated via unique quotations. Any signs where a word is cut off to the next line will be written as so. Some signs are written in a specific manner in order to be comedic. These signs will have notes outside the quotations.

* "i used to drop m40 firecrackers in ant hills"
* "join the roomroot discord!!!!!!! /disc"
* four empty signs in a 2x2
* "h" *on the third line*
* "infant" *on the second line*
* "June 31 2023 Shrub x Radiohead incident"
* "this place confus es and scares me"
* "no boredhouse alloweds :vomiting\_face:"
* "GIVE ME SUGGESTI" "anything put in the mailbox will be copied to a discord channel"
* "The future dwindles" "The past grows ever larger" "Opportunities lost⠀⠀⠀Choices that have yet to be made" "I dont understand⠀⠀⠀Please help"
* "if you see this sign you need help, go outside"
* "this would make a good backrooms level"
* "this place feels like a fever dream"
* "very good serve"
* "realistic depiction of a panic attack"
* "the wiki is going to list every sign in here and its not my job" "so i will make whoever is doing that's job slightly worse" "im also going to do that by pastin random symbols" "!}!|~??.>>43%%/\\[ ⠀⠀}}!{2 mm 020mkc. ⠀⠀/02- m``````````````````⠀⠀`````]]]`]`]`]]`]]]``]`]``" *-editors note, fuck you*
* "my aunt doesnt have siblings" *on the last two lines*
* "r65 is una raton"
* a blank sign
* "shrimps is bugs" *on the second line*
* "Gerhard! ⠀⠀Gerhard!⠀⠀Gerhard!⠀⠀Gerhard!"
* "THIS IS A CARPET IF YOU DISAGREE YOU WILL GET BANNED" *next to a Blue Carpet*
* "cc h ,ay"
* "anyone else like pickles with mustard"
* "Axel F by Crazy Frog"
* "i feel like no matter what we do we're powerless in this universe"
* "Cheese grapte"
* "here is not⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀here" on the first and third lines respectively
* "\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*⠀⠀\*\*\*mov rax"
* two blank signs directly adjacent to eachother
* "horse emoji"
* "what is the up? ⠀⠀a⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀the⠀sky"
* "lolipops loxis lolipos poslit gollydrops goset yelasd drosg"
* "i eat lemonade this is not a ryime this is a gramer this is a banger"
* "im living here⠀⠀\_If\_Then"
* "wrong⠀⠀⠀⠀the sky is falling!!
* "the wicked witch BOMBS sesame street"
* "dont like it⠀⠀⠀⠀leave i guess lol" *on a pride flag*
* "we support everyone in this roomroot :D :D :D :D :D i shot" "i shot my wife back in 1994" *also on the pride flag, however the second sign is not*
* "it isnt pride month anymore its wrath month GRRAAAAHHHH" *also on the pride flag*
* "gay" *on the second line, also on the pride flag*
* "this is also" *on a Petrified Oak Slab*
* "i skin 70 year old"
* "INFANT BABIES GANG"
* "this block is mentally impossible in cuba" *on top of a Smooth Stone block*
* "average jesteroid vs average latticechad"
* "'THEY DONT KNOW ME SON' -DavidGoggins9"
* "i blow up into missouri like single sisi ma mawrile"
* "gee willikers⠀⠀wow"
* "pseudo-lorax room⠀⠀<-----"
* "i am rapidly destabilizing"
* "mm yummy dirt"
* "i love eating playdoh"
* "cinder⠀block"
* "that says"
* "MysticalOlive HAS SEEN ALL OF ROOMROOT" "nuh uh"
* "i require control over my destiny"
* "autism diagnosis test (ONLY WORKS ON OTHERSSS!))" "step 1⠀⠀ask about the persons hobbies" "step 2⠀⠀if they ramble the test returns positive"
* "i would submit this to the emmy's"
* "this house has autism vibes ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀yipee!"
* "hell on steroids"
* "accurate depiction of schizophrenia"
* "hhh ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀g ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀." *the h's are centered on the third line while the g and period are on opposite ends of the fourth line*
* "In massachusettes the law states when approaching an animal or" "horse-drawn vehicle you must stop if the animal appears" "frightened and if the rider or driver signals you to do so"
* "this makes me feel numb"
* "he has a wife ya know?" *centered on the sign on the second and third lines*
* "vibrating" *on the third line*
* "magic hole go down ⠀⠀️⬇️⬇️⬇️" *the emojis are separated into the unicode character and the Variation Selector-16 character*
* "The deeper you go, the harder it is to forgive" *next to a Potted Acacia Sapling*
* "wet ham" *with a ham Player Head below it*
* "Coming Soon! Check back later." "the sign above is part of the extremist media it is lying" *both signs are on the fenced-off area at the end off the hall, with the first being directly in the center and the second being directly under the first*
* "steamworks ubisoft bloatware is a marginatube beyong heoh"