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The Elements

## Song Info:

The Elements Was Released In 1959 And Was Featured On The Album "**An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer**" And Was Also Apart Of The Album "**More Of Tom Lehrer**". It Was Also Included In Another One Of Tom's Albums Titled "**Tom Lehrer in Concert**"

## Lyrics:

There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium,
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,

Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium,
And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium,
And gold, protactinium and indium and gallium,
And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.

There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium,
And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium,
There's strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,
And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and barium.

There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium,
And phosphorus and francium and fluorine and terbium,
And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium,
Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium.

And lead, praseodymium and platinum, plutonium,
Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium,
And tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium,
And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.

There's sulfur, californium and fermium, berkelium,
And also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium,
And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc and rhodium,
And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin and sodium.

These are the only ones of which the news has come to Harvard,
And there may be many others but they haven't been discovered

## Listen To The Song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osP3l2ywsgg
The Night I Appeared as Macbeth

## Song info

lyrics and music by William Hargreaves (1922) revised lyrics (in italics) by Tom Lehrer (1982)

## Lyrics

For most of my life, I confess it,

I’ve had no desire for the stage,

But one fateful night

I was asked to recite,

And Gadzooks, I was quickly the rage.

Soon I knew that Macbeth was the one role

That would certainly make my career,

And my friends said, “Of course you must do it,

So long as you don’t do it here.”

So I went, hired a hall,

And gave a performance that shattered them all.

I acted so tragic

The house rose like magic,

The audience yelled, “You’re sublime!”

They made me a present

Of Mornington Crescent.

They threw it one brick at a time.

The crowd filled the air with their chatter and clatter

And quite an assortment of vegetable matter.

They jeered,

And they sneered,

Though they cheered at the scene of my death.

I got no hosannas,

Just eggs and bananas,

The night I appeared as Macbeth.

The play, though ascribed to Bill Shakespeare,

To me lacked both polish and tone,

So I threw in some bits

From some popular hits

And a few comic lines of my own.

Unfortunately, the director

Decided the play was too long,

So he forced me to cut out my tap-dance

And half of my second-act song.

All that work, gone to waste,

Ah, but what can you do with a man with no taste?

I acted so tragic,

The house rose like magic,

They wished David Garrick could see.

But he’s in the Abbey

Then someone quite shabby

Suggested that’s where I should be.

They hooted like owls and they whistled like crickets,

Especially those who had paid for their tickets.

The witches

Were in stitches,

And the cast was soon quite out of breath.

I cried, “Lay on, MacDuff!”

They cried, “Lay off, enough!”

The night I appeared as Macbeth.
The Professor’s Song

## Song Info

from The Physical Revue words by Tom Lehrer music by Arthur Sullivan "If You Give Me Your Attention" from Princess Ida.

## Lyrics (Physics Version)

If you give me your attention, I will tell you what I am I'm a genius and a physicist (and something of a ham) I have tried for numerous degrees, in fact, I've one of each Of course that makes me eminently qualified to teach I understand the subject matter thoroughly, it's true And I can't see why it isn't all as obvious to you My lectures all are masterpieces, excellently planned Yet everybody tells me that I'm hard to understand And I can't think why!

My diagrams are models of true art, you must agree And my handwriting is famous for its legibility When I write "gravitation" (scrawls on blackboard), say, or any other word For anyone to say he cannot read it is absurd My demonstrations all get more amazing every year Though, frankly, what they go to prove is sometimes less than clear And all my explanations are quite lucid , I am sure Yet everybody tells me that my lectures are obscure And I can't think why !

Consider, for example, oscillation of a spring The force that acts upon it is a very simple thing It's kx3 --- or kx2 --- no, just kx, I'll bet The sign in front is plus - or is it minus?, I forget Well, anyway, there is a force, of that there is no doubt All these problems are quite trivial if you only think them out Yet people tell me, "I have memorized the whole term through Everything you've told us, but the problems I can't do." And I can't think why!

## Lyrics (Math Version)

If you give me your attention, I will tell you what I am I'm a brilliant math'matician (also something of a ham) I have tried for numerous degrees, in fact, I've one of each Of course that makes me eminently qualified to teach I understand the subject matter thoroughly, it's true And I can't see why it isn't all as obvious to you Each lecture is a masterpiece, meticulously planned Yet everybody tells me that I'm hard to understand And I can't think why!

My diagrams are models of true art, you must agree And my handwriting is famous for its legibility Take a word like "minimum" (to choose a random word) \* For anyone to say he cannot read that is absurd The anecdotes I tell get more amusing every year Though, frankly, what they go to prove is sometimes less than clear And all my explanations are quite lucid , I am sure Yet everybody tells me that my lectures are obscure And I can't think why!

Take differentiation, it's as simple as can be, Like finding the derivative of tangent x --- let's see --- It's tangent squared --- No, secant squared --- No, just secant, I bet. The sign in front is plus --- or is it minus? I forget --- Well , it does have a derivative, of that there is no doubt. All these formulas are trivial if you only think them out Yet students tell me, "I have memorized the whole year through Ev'rythng you've told us, but the problems I can't do." And I can't think why!

## Trivia

The song was performed at a blackboard, and the professor wrote "minimum" in script without dotting the i's, making it illegible.
When You Are Old And Grey

## Song Info:

"**When You Are Old And Grey**" Was Released In 1997 and Was Featured On The Album "**Songs And More Songs By Tom Lehrer**", "**In Concert**" And "**The Remains Of Tom Lehrer**"

## Lyrics:

Since I still appreciate you
Let's find love while we may
Because I know I'll hate you
When you are old and grey

So say you love me here and now
I'll make the most of that
Say you love and trust me
For I know you'll disgust me
When you're old and getting fat!

An awful debility
A lessened utility
A loss of mobility
Is a strong possibility
In all probability
I'll lose my virility
And you your fertility
And desirability
And this liability
Of total sterility
Will leed to hostility
And a sense of.. futility
So let's act with agility
While we still have facility
For we'll soon reach senility
And lose the ability

Your teeth will start to go dear
Your waist will start to spread
In twenty years or so dear
I'll wish that you were dead

I'll never love you then at all
The way I do today
So please remember
When I leave in December
I told you so in May
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## History

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## Discography

### Albums

#### Studio albums

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## Social media

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My Home Town

## Song Info:

"**My Home Town**" Was Released In And Was Featured On The Albums "Songs By Tom Lehrer" And "Tom Lehrer In Concert".

## Lyrics:

Spoken live introduction on Revisited:

> Next we have the “Dear Hearts And Gentle Peoples” school of songwriting, in which the singer tells you that, no matter jow much sin and vice and crime go on where he comes from, it’s still the best place in the world because it’s home, you know. Sort of gets you.
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> This example is called “My Home Town.”
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> No fellow could ignore
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> The little girl next door
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> She sure looked sweet in her first evening gown
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> Now there's a charge for what she used to give for free
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> In my home town
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```
The “Girl Next Door” who Lehrer and others dated, is now a prostitute who charges for sex, which she used to give freely to her fellow teens that she dated.

```

I remember Dan, the druggist on the corner, 'e

Was never mean or ornery

He was swell

He killed his mother-in-law and ground her up real well

And sprinkled just a bit

Over each banana split

```
Dan, who ran the local drug store aka pharmacy, murdered his mother-in-law and served her remains (ground up into a powder) to customers, who bought ice cream at the pharmacy.

```

The guy that taught us math

Who never took a bath

Acquired a certain measure of renown

And after school he sold the most amazing pictures

In my home town

```
The math teacher, sold pornographic photos to people willing to buy them. Lehrer gives foreshadowing this by claiming that the math teacher was known for “not taking a bath”; this is Lehrer slying referencing the “dirty old man” cliche as far as his refusal to take a bath was a metaphor for him being “dirty minded” and the type of man who collects and sells pornographic material to others.

```

That fellow was no fool

Who taught our Sunday School

And neither was our kindly Parson Brown

We're recording tonight so I have to leave this line out

```
The joke of this line, is that the secret of the Sunday School Teacher and the Parson, is so scandalous that Lehrer can’t say what it is. Lehrer never actually wrote a line for what it was, but some fans have speculated it involves the two men being lovers.

```

In my home town

I remember Sam, he was the village idiot

And though it seems a pity, it

Was so

He loved to burn down houses just to watch the glow

And nothing could be done

Because he was the mayor's son

```
Here Lehrer positions the “village idiot” cliche with a much more dangerous connotation: that the village idiot was a pyromaniac and killed people/burnt down peoples homes. But worst of all, that he was able to do this with no hope of stopping him, let alone arresting him, because his father was the mayor and as such, Sam (said village idiot) could murder people in such a violent fashion without fear of being arrested, due to his powerful father’s position.

```

The guy that took a knife

And monogrammed his wife

Then dropped her in the pond and watched her drown

Oh, yes indeed, the people there are just plain folks

In my home town
Tom Lehrer: Revisited

## Album Info:

"**Tom Lehrer: Revisited**" Or "**Revisited**" Was Released In 1960 And Featured 14 Songs Overall. There Are Also A Few Songs On This Album That Appeared On The Electric Company.

## Songs Featured:

1. I Wanna Go Back to Dixie
2. The Wild West is Where I Want to Be
3. The Old Dope Peddler
4. Fight Fiercely, Harvard
5. Lobachevsky
6. The Irish Ballad
7. The Hunting Song
8. My Home Town
9. When You Are Old And Grey
10. The Wiener Schnitzel Waltz
11. I Hold Your Hand In Mine
12. Be Prepared
13. L-Y
14. Silent E
That Was The Year That Was

## Album Info:

"**That Was The Year That Was**" Is An Album By Tom Lehrer That Was Released In 1965. It Includes 14 Songs In All. This Album Was Recorded Live. The songs in this Album are based off the songs from the TV show That Was The Week That Was

## Songs Featured:

1. National Brotherhood Week
2. MLF Lullaby
3. George Murphy
4. The Folk Song Army
5. Smut
6. Send The Marines
7. Pollution
8. So Long Mom (Song For WW3)
9. Whatever Became of Hubert?
10. New Math
11. Alma
12. Who's Next?
13. Wernher Von Braun
14. The Vatican Rag
The Hunting Song

The Rest Of Tom Lehrer

## Song Info:

"**The Hunting Song**" Was Released In 1953 And was Featured On "Tom Lehrer In Concert", "**Songs By Tom Lehrer**" And "The Rest Of Tom Lehrer".

## Lyrics:

SPOKEN LIVE INTRODUCTION ON "REVISTED":

Almost every day during the hunting season you see at least one item in the newspapers about somebody who has shot somebody else, under the impression that he was a deer with a red hat perhaps, maybe a large flesh-colored squirrel. At any rate, it seems to me that this marks an encouraging new trend in the field of blood sports, and deserves a new type of hunting song which I present herewith

SUNG:

I always will remember

'Twas a year ago November

I went out to hunt some deer

On a mornin' bright and clear

I went and shot the maximum the game laws would allow

Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow

I was in no mood to trifle

I took down my trusty rifle

And went out to stalk my prey

What a haul I made that day

I tied them to my fender, and I drove them home somehow

Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow

The law was very firm, it

Took away my permit

The worst punishment I ever endured

It turned out there was a reason

Cows were out of season

And one of the hunters wasn't insured

People ask me how I do it

And I say, "There's nothin' to it

You just stand there lookin' cute

And when something moves, you shoot!"

And there's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now

Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a pure-bred Guernsey cow
Songs And More Songs By Tom Lehrer

## Album Info:

"**Songs And More Songs By Tom Lehrer**" Was Released In 1997 And Featured Previously Used Songs From "More Of Tom Lehrer" And "Songs By Tom Lehrer". There Are 28 Songs Featured In Total.

## Songs Featured:

1.Fight Fiercely, Harvard

 2. The Old Dope Peddler

3. Be Prepared

4. The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be

5. I Wanna Go Back To Dixie

6. Lobachevsky

7. The Irish Ballad

8. The Hunting Song

9. My Home Town

10. When You Are Old And Grey

11. I Hold Your Hand In Mine

12. The Wiener Schnitzel Waltz

13. Poisoning Pigeons In The Park

14. Bright College Days

15. A Christmas Carol

16. The Elements

17. Oedipus Rex

18. In Old Mexico

19. Clementine

20. It Makes A Fellow Proud To Be A Soldier

21. She's My Girl

22. The Masochism Tango

23. We Will All Go Together When We Go

24. **Poisoning Pigeons In The Park** (Orchestrated Version)

25. **The Masochism Tango** (Orchestrated Version)

26. **The Hunting Song** (Orchestrated Version)

27. **We Will All Go Together When We Go** (Orchestrated Version)

28. I Got It From Agnes
The Tom Lehrer Collection

## Album Info:

"**The Tom Lehrer Collection**" Was Released In 2010 And Features A Whole Ton Of Wonderful Songs From Tom Lehrer. This Album Is An Audio CD/DVD Instead Of The Usual Record. This Album Also Features Animated Segments From The Electric Company And Tom Lehrer Performing LIVE!

## Songs Featured:

### **Disc 1**

1. Fight Fiercely, Harvard

2. Lobachevsky

3. The Irish Ballad

4. When You Are Old And Grey

5. Be Prepared

6. The Elements

7. We Will All Go Together When We Go

8. National Brotherhood Week

9. Pollution

10. So Long Mom (Song For WW3)

11. New Math

12. Who's Next?

13. Smut

14. Wernher von Braun

15. The Vatican Rag

16. I Got It From Agnes

17. That's Mathematics

18. L-Y

19. Silent E

20. O-U (The Hound Song)

21. S-N (Snore, Sniff And Sneeze)

22. N Apostrophe T

23. Selling Out

24. (I'm Spending) Hanukkah In Santa Monica

25. Poisoning Pigeons In The Park

26. The Masochism Tango

### **Disc 2**

1. **National Brotherhood Week** (VIDEO Live in Oslo, 1967)

2. **When You Are Old And Gray** (VIDEO Live in Oslo, 1967)

3. **MLF Lullaby** (VIDEO Live in Oslo, 1967)

4. **Poisoning Pigeons In The Park** (VIDEO Live in Oslo, 1967)

5. **So Long Mom (A Song for World War III)** (VIDEO Live in Oslo, 1967)

6. **Pollution** (VIDEO Live in Oslo, 1967)

7. **The Masochism Tango** (VIDEO Live in Oslo, 1967)

8. **Send The Marines** (VIDEO Live in Oslo, 1967)

9. **Who's Next?** (VIDEO Live in Oslo, 1967)

10. **Wernher von Braun** (VIDEO Live in Oslo, 1967)

11. **The Vatican Rag** (VIDEO Live in Oslo, 1967)

12. **We Will All Go Together When We Go** (VIDEO Live in Oslo, 1967)

13. **I Got It From Agnes (1980)** (VIDEO-Bonus Track Live in Oslo, 1967)

14. **Poisoning Pigeons In The Park** (1998) (VIDEO-Bonus Track Live in Oslo, 1967)

15. *Four animated clips from The Electric Company* :1) L-Y2) **Silent E** 3) **O-U (The Hound Song)**4) **S-N (Snore, Sniff, And Sneeze)** (VIDEO-Bonus Track Live in Oslo, 1967)

16. **The Derivative Song** (1997) (VIDEO-Bonus Track Live in Oslo, 1967)

17. **That's Mathematics** (1997) (VIDEO-Bonus Track Live in Oslo, 1967)
I Can’t Think Why

## Song info

based on King Gama's Song from Princess Ida by GIibert & Sullivan revised lyrics by Tom Lehrer (2001)

## Lyrics

If you give me your attention, I will tell you what I am.

I'm a genuine philanthropist -- all other kinds are sham.

Each little fault of grammar and each social defect

In my erring fellow-creatures I endeavor to correct.

To all of their deficiencies I ·open people's eyes,

And little plans to decimate their egos I devise.

I do all the good I can do from the moment I awake,

Yet many people say that I am rather hard to take.

And I can't think why!

To compliments excessive I've a withering reply,

And vanity I always do my best to mortify.

A charitable action I can skillfully dissect.

A motive that's ulterior I'm happy to detect.

If someone does admit a fault, I nonetheless insist

On calling his attention to the ones he may have missed.

I have a gift for crushing repartee, I must admit,

But nobody appreciates the brilliance of my wit.

And I can't think why!

Although I am opinionated, no one should object.

How fortunate I am that my opinions are correct!

I point out people's weaknesses before they leave the room.

I enjoy correcting people who say "who" instead of "whom."

I always say whatever's on my mind, that's very true.

I can tell a person's age in half a minute --- and I do.

And yet no matter how I try to benefit mankind,

Still everybody says that I'm a pain in the behind.

And I can't think why!
Smut

## Song Info:

"Smut" Was Released In 1965 And Was Featured On "That Was The Year That Was" And "T**he Remains Of Tom Lehrer**"

## Lyrics:

Smut!
Give me smut
And nothing but!
A dirty novel I can't shut
If it's uncut
And unsubt- le

I've never quibbled
If it was ribald
I would devour where others merely nibbled
As the judge remarked the day that he
Acquitted my Aunt Hortense:
"To be smut
It must be ut-
Terly without redeeming social importance."

Por-
Nographic pictures I adore
Indecent magazines galore
I like them more
If they're hard core

(Bring on the obscene movies, murals, postcards, neckties
Samplers, stained-glass windows, tattoos, anything!
More, more, I'm still not satisfied!)

Stories of tortures
Used by debauchers
Lurid, licentious, and vile
Make me smile
Novels that pander
To my taste for candor
Give me a pleasure sublime
(Let's face it, I love slime.)

All books can be indecent books
Though recent books are bolder
For filth (I'm glad to say) is in
The mind of the beholder
When correctly viewed
Everything is lewd
(I could tell you things about Peter Pan
And the Wizard of Oz, there's a dirty old man!)

I thrill
To any book like Fanny Hill
And I suppose I always will
If it is swill
And really fil
Thy

Who needs a hobby like tennis or philately?
I've got a hobby: rereading Lady Chatterley
But now they're trying to take it all
Away from us unless
We take a stand, and hand in hand
We fight for freedom of the press
In other words

Smut! (I love it)
Ah, the adventures of a slut
Oh, I'm a market they can't glut
I don't know what
Compares with smut

Hip hip hooray!
Let's hear it for the Supreme Court!
Don't let them take it away!
Вячеслав Степанов

Вячеслав Степанов (21 января, предположительно, 2002 года) - член Союза Мододелов, виновный в уничтожении его конфы.

### До событий сентября 2020 года

Степанов появился в конфе в 2018 или 2019 году. Занимался тем же, чем и все остальные - участвовал в срачах, конфликтах, спаме и прочем. Особо из общего числа мододелов не выделялся. Разрабатывал мод на 1980-ые года.

### Конец

В сентябре 2020 в очередной раз администраторский состав сменился - теперь в него помимо прочих входили Давид Зинченко, ставший фактическим руководителем, и сам Степанов. Первым делом они порешали выгнать из конфы группу всех заебавших олдов в лице Егора Белкина, Артема Денисова, Дениса Шальнова и ещё некоторых личностей. Кого-то это не устроило и мододелы по своему обыкновению начали срач.

А дальше уже неизвестно, какие такие "тридцать серебрянников" были предложены Иуде-Степанову или какими убеждениями он руководствовался, но пока остальные админы были заняты срачем и ослабили бдительность, он втихую всех поснимал и назначил одним единственным админом Стаса Римшу, после чего вернул кикнутых олдов и съебался из беседы.

Римша удивился внезапно появившимся у него полномочиям и долго думать не стал - сразу же истребил конфу под чистую, оставив там лишь себя и ещё одного мододела, с которым они, как известно, напоследок поговорили и тоже покинули конфу. Тем не менее, обвинять в гибели конфы Римшу было бы некорректно, так как такова его природа - все время он стремился всё разрушать и именно таких действий Степанов ожидал от него когда выдавал ему админку.

##### Послесловие

Неизвестно, сколько после этого конфа пустовала, но какое-то время спустя Римша видимо таки вернулся и вернул туда некоторых известных раков для поддержания актива - Гуськова, Шабанова, Шальнова и прочих. Затем насколько известно Римша съебал уже навсегда (но возможно он так там и сидит). Теперь, по свидетельствам очевидцев, там немногим более десяти человек, которые спамят поносом и в целом надругиваются над трупом некогда великой Конфы.

Ходят слухи, что Степанов после этого осознал тяжесть своего поступка и извинялся за него перед разными мододелами. Тем не менее, с какой целью он это сделал, он так и не смог сказать.

Но не будет Иуде прощения.
Album List

Shout!

This Is The Complete List Of Albums That Tom Lehrer Has Produced. They Are All In Chronological Order.

## Albums:

* Songs By Tom Lehrer **(1953)**
* An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer **(1959)**
* More Of Tom Lehrer **(1959)**
* Tom Lehrer: Revisited **(1960)**
* Tom Lehrer Discovers Australia (And Vice Versa) **(1960)**
* That Was The Year That Was **(1965)**
* Tom Lehrer In Concert **(1994)**
* Songs And More Songs By Tom Lehrer **(1997)**
* The Remains Of Tom Lehrer **(2000)**
* The Rest Of Tom Lehrer **(2010)**
* The Tom Lehrer Collection **(2010)**
* The Tom Lehrer Collection 1953-60 **(2015)**
* The Conducted Tom Lehrer (2023)
Tom Lehrer Discovers Australia (And Vice Versa)

## Album Info:

**Tom Lehrer Discovers Australia (And Vice Versa)** was released in 1960 and featured 13 songs.

## Songs Featured:

1. I Wanna Go Back To Dixie
2. The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
3. Fight Fiercely, Harvard
4. The Hunting Song
5. Lobachevsky
6. The Irish Ballad
7. When You Are Old And Grey
8. My Home Town
9. The Old Dope Peddler
10. The Weiner Schnitzel Waltz
11. I Hold Your Hand In Mine
12. Be Prepared

## Trivia

In this Performance Tom Lehrer's introduction is more flat and monotone, This was recorded around the end of his live career where he had lost the interest in singing the same songs. Tom Lehrer is also on record saying that around the end of his career his mind started to wander mid song and he was forgetting his lyrics.
L-Y

## Song Info:

**L-Y** Was Released In 2000 And Was Featured On The Album "**The Remains Of Tom Lehrer**" And "The Rest Of Tom Lehrer". The Song Was Also Featured On The Electric Company.

(To See The Full List Of Tom Lehrer's Songs On The Electric Company, Go Here - Electric Company Songs)

## Lyrics:

You're wearing your squeaky shoes
And right there taking a snooze
Is a tiger, so how do you walk on by?
Silently ... silently ... silent ... L-Y

You're a secret agent man
Who's after the secret plan
How do you act so they don't know you're as spy?
Normally ... normally ... normal ... L-Y

At an eating contest you boast
That you can eat the most
How do you down your fiftieth piece of pie?
Eagerly ... eagerly ... eager ... L-Y

On the lake your boat upset
And your clothes got soaking wet
How do you stand and wait for them to dry?
D-d-d-d-d patiently ... d-d-d-d-d patiently ... patient ... L-Y

In the public library
You fall and you hurt your knee
But the sign says "quiet please," so how can you cry?
Quietly .... quietly .... quiet ... L-Y

As you walk along the street
A porcupine you meet
How do you shake his hand when he says hi?
Carefully ... carefully .... careful ... L-Y

You enter a very dark room
And sitting there in the gloom
Is Dracula! Now how do you say goodbye?
Immediately ... immediately ... immediate ... L-Y
Bye Bye!

## Listen To The Song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LwbslzgwAg

Electric Company Music Video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB2Ff8H7oVo
Planet Popstar

Planet Popstar is the home planet of Kirby and many others. It is the main setting for Milky Star Nightmares.

## General Information

Planet Popstar's appearance is a shape of a yellow star with rings surrounding it. The planet is also pretty far away from Earth making it hard to be seen.

Similarly to Earth, Planet Popstar's has breathable air.It also has an atmosphere just like Earth's which makes the oceans blue and has a lot of similar land masses to Earth's. There are a bunch of climates surrounding the planet but most of which are harmless nevertheless.

The planet also consists of only having one moon which orbits the planet but it is unknown if Popstar orbits the Sun. The largest country in Planet Popstar is Dream Land along with many others.

## Inhabitants

The inhabitants of Planet Popstar vary a lot. There are many different species inhabiting the planet such as Waddle Dees, Waddle Doos, and more. It is unknown if there are any other species like Kirby's or King Dedede's, but there are other several species who came from other planets or dimensions such as Goombas.

Although Popstar is considered a peaceful place, it does hold some of it's most violent inhabitants. However, the majority of Popstar's inhabitants are peaceful.

Here is a list of some of the inhabitants of Popstar.

* Kirby
* King Dedede
* Meta Knight
* Phil
* Jonathan
* Lucas
* Chef Kawasaki
* Many more...

## Areas

### Countries

It isn't really known how many countries Popstar has, but there aren't too many of them on the planet.

* Dream Land
* Floralia
* Wrinkle Land
* Hallia
* Pengi Land

### Towns and Cities

Popstar doesn't have many cities or towns also. Many of them are unknown by it's inhabitants.

* Milky Star Town
* Nightmare Zone
* Square Town
* Fluff City

### Landmarks and Regions

Although there is a lack of countries and towns or cities, Popstar does have it's fair share of landmarks and regions that species from other planets come to visit.

* Mt. Dedede
* Ripper's Highway
* Fountain of Dreams
* Whispy Forest
* Wrinkle Land Fields
* Dream Land Fields
* Nightmare Zone Volcanoes
* Mt. Nightmare
* Valley of Stairs
* HAL Room
* Dimensional Portal
* Evening Bay
* The Menacing Gate
* Area 64

## Notes

* Most of the areas and regions described here are not canon to the actual Kirby franchise.
* Planet Popstar is considered one of the most peaceful planets of the galaxy.
Александр Гусаров

Александр Гусаров - более известен как Гусь или Гусар.

Родился в октябре 2002 года. В беседе с начала 2019 года. Имеет фейк - Дашуу Белоусову, на которой он и женился. Также был замечен в сотрудничестве с Шабановым. Одобрял и иногда даже повторял его выходки. Имеет крайне левые взгляды. Один из участников мододельской революции против ботов (известной как Террор Бота-администратора) и диктатуры Эдварда СВД.

Нарушил единственное правило вики мододелов, которое гласит, что нельзя писать про себя. За это официально признан быдлом
Степан Оганесян

Степа Оганесян он же Степа Ормян-Огняносян, Украинский националист Армении.

В давние времена, когда моддинг был древним, Степа, после первой межмодовой, создал свой мод - "RISE OF GLORY". К нему в команду попросился "известный" и "крутой" хуйдожник Игорь (Гон)Дончик.

Уговор был такой: Дончик пиздит весь донат, затем рисует портреты (Он так наебал ЕС2013 на 5ка руб. и скрылся в Казахии).

Степа имел хороший контанкт с зедером, но после стрима, где зедер в прямом эфире забанил Степу, их отношения охолодись. Зедер часто предупреждал Степу, что (Гон)Дончик наёбывает, но тот не слушал, а когда дончик захватил мод Степы и прогнал его в горы Армении, где-то в Московских горах, Степа прибежал и начал ныть зедеру, что тот был прав.

## Изгнание Степа, срач с Эдом и слиф паспорта.

Эти события пошли в конце весны - лета 2019 года.

Все шутили, говоря, что Степа ормян, но он говорил:"Я русский с армянской фамилией". Степа устал от этих шуток и дал Моргулу скрин своего паспорта.(2 скрин)

У Степы бомбануло шо пиздец: Он говорил на ормянском, а так же материл нас по-армянски и по-русски, говорил: "Эд - лысое уёбище и жидовская мразь".После такой хуйни, Эд написал его отцу, затем все 100 мододелов флудили его папаше, даже Лапудь. Отец степы дал пизды и "сломал ему жизнь", как говорил степа.
Олды: общая информация и список

**Олды** *Союза Мододелов* – люди, которые смогли так или иначе войти в историю *СМа.* Их нахождение в конфе исчисляется годами. Скорее всего, они до сих пор так или иначе связаны с моддингом, хотя многие из них покинули конфу в результате разных событий.

## Список олдов

* Максим Андерсон
* Владислав Расик
* Юрий Пугачев
* Денис Артемьев
* Никита Миллер
* Егор Белкин
* Айман Девятов
* Костя Кожухов
* Александр Гусаров
* Денис Макаров
* Стас Римша
* Дима Червячок
* Андрей Моргун
* Давид Кариков
* Кирилл Лапудёв
* Иван Хмуров
* Александр Юдинцев
* Вальдемар Игнатов
* Данил Шарин
* Zeder

### Список олдов, покинувших СМ

* Юрий Зверев
* Денис Крюков
* Даниил Завьялов
* Дмiтро Ивашевич
* Эдвард СВД
* Ferdinand Von-Habsburg
* Степа

###
Виктор Ковалько

### Общая информация

Виктор Ковалько, также Кринжвалько, сам предлагает себя величать как "NO DATA USER", "VIKKOV" или "VIKKOV\_AVALON". Стал скандально известен после того, как стал угрожать Владимиру Исламову штрафом за оскорбления, однако, со слов субъекта, он собирался предостеречь Исламова, что за оскорбления кто-то рано или поздно может уже реально пожаловаться туда, куда надо .

### Чем еще известен?

Очень не любит коммуняк, и критикует их при любой возможности и именно по этому в одно время весьма активно участвовал в срачах с Исламовым, как одним из самых главных коммуняк беседы СМа.

Стоит учесть, что Кринжвалько, несмотря на все оскорбления со стороны Исламова, не отвечал на эти оскорбления.
Wernher Von Braun

## Song Info:

"**Wernher Von Braun**" Was Released In 1965 And Is Apart Of The Album "That Was The Year That Was". It is the greatest song to ever be written.

## Lyrics:

Gather 'round while I sing you of Wernher von Braun
A man whose allegiance
Is ruled by expedience
Call him a Nazi, he won't even frown
"Nazi, Schmazi!" says Wernher von Braun

Don't say that he's hypocritical
Say rather that he's apolitical
"Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down?
That's not my department!" say Wernher von Braun

Some have harsh words for this man of renown
But some think our attitude
Should be one of gratitude
Like the widows and cripples in old London town
Who owe their large pension to Wernher von Braun

You too may be a big hero
Once you've learned to count backwards to zero
"In German, oder Englisch, I know how to count down
Und I'm learning Chinese now!" says Wernher von Braun
Опущенцы

**Опущенцы** *Союза Мододелов* – прямые антагонисты олдов. Являются отщепенцами сообщества, не имеют никаких прав, кроме права отхлебнуть фекалий от любого полноправного члена сообщества.

## (Не)Становление опущенцем

Всякий вновь входящий в *СМ* так или иначе сталкивается с троллингом и рофлами. Умение адекватно на это реагировать и чувствовать настроение окружающих – ключ к успеху.

Создание имиджа бомжа (Шабанов) или непробиваемого дибила (Залупа, ранний Мокс), агрессивность и тупая злоба (Игнатьев, Попов, Оганесян) неизбежно ведут вас к становлению опущенцем. Становление опущенцем происходит на раннем этапе пребывания в конфе и отмыться от данной характеристики достаточно сложно, хотя и возможно.

### Изменение Статуса

Социальные лифты *СМа* допускают смену статуса опущенца на статус почетного члена *СМ*. Самый простой способ – появление нового персонажа, на фоне кончености которого первый персонаж уже кажется даже в общем-то адекватным и приличным человеком. Способ второй – изменение парадигмы поведения, позволяющее на равных общаться с другими членами сообщества. Способ третий – начать всё сначала, с чистого листа и нового аккаунта, при этом не палясь как Артём Лапинов *(Залупа).*

## Известные опущенцы

Здесь представлен список действующих опущенцев либо вышедших, но уже запятнавших свою репутацию.

* Артем Лапинов (за тупость)
* Даниил Шабанов (за распространение уголовно наказуемых материалов и своё скудоумие)
* Владимир Игнатов (за агрессивность и фанатизм, а также за несогласованное редактирование вики)
* Глеб Попов (за мамкоёбство и агрессивность)
* Сергей Киров (за мамкоёбство и агрессивность)
* Дима Червячок (за говнопутч)
* Степа (за Коммунизм, ботов, и армянство)

### Экс-опущенцы

Здесь представлен список людей, которые были опущены в тот или иной момент истории, но смогли отмыть свое доброе имя.

* Максим Андерсон
* Владислав Фокин
Мододельская смута

**Мододельская смута** *-* период в истории Союза мододелов, когда за власть боролись группировки возглавляемые одним или несколькими людьми, которая началась в начале зимы 2018 и закончилась в начале весны 2019. Даже после окончания Смуты борьба за власть продолжалась, но на передний план встали уже новые группировки, образованные из тех же лиц.

## Смута в Союзе мододелов

### Причина

Недовольство властью, политические амбиции Станислава Римши и Егора Белкина

### Итог

Раскол беседы и постепенное её объединение

## Причины и предыстория

Прежде чем говорить об Смуте надо понимать что представлял из себя Союз мододелов до начала кризиса. В администрации СМа на тот момент была пролевая номенклатура, которая раз за разом проводила фальсификации в свою пользу, а иногда и вовсе репрессируя неугодных. В тот момент Виктор Простов *(Владислав Расик)*, который был ранее репрессирован, но вернулся в СМ под другим именем и фамилией, разработал беспроигрышную систему, благодаря которой он вышел на первые позиции в крайне короткий срок, его главным лозунгом был "Го взаимку". Максим Андерсон понимая что этот поможет ему реализовать его политические амбиции собирает Молодую гвардию, которая, по версии её противников, и приведёт к Смуте мододелов. С ошеломительным результатом побеждает Молодая гвардия, не оставив не единого шанса старой администрации. К власти приходит Третий созыв администрации, он был составлен из Максима Андерсона (32 голоса), Дениса Артемьева (26 голоса), Андрея Моргуна (23 голоса), Юрия Пугачёва (22 голоса). Молодая гвардия с разгромным счётом пришла к власти, однако в администрацию вошла только наиболее популярная верхушка Гвардии. Именно этот факт стал отпровной точкой в начале Смуты, двое влиятельных деятеля (Егор Белкин и Стас Римша) Гвардии не смогло войти в правительство и затаило обиду на всю партию, далее именно они уничтожат стабильность и процветание в Союзе мододелов.

## Начало смуты

Первые волнения начались когда Стас Римша резко начал неодобрительно относится к политике Молодой гвардии, а вскоре и вовсе её покинул, образовав свою подпольную, антигвардейскую группировку под названием Криївка *(рус. тайник).* Причин было много для такого шага, от в край отличающихся от администрации политических взглядов, до обиды за то, что он сам не попал в правительство.
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**Songs:**

* Lobachevsky

* Be Prepared

* Who's Next?

* MLF Lullaby

* George Murphy

* The Folk Song Army

* Whatever Became of Hubert?

* Bright College Days

* A Christmas Carol

* Oedipus Rex

* In Old Mexico

* Clementine

* It Makes A Fellow Proud To Be A Soldier

* She's My Girl

* I Wanna Go Back To Dixie

* The Professor's Song

* The Wiener Schnitzel Waltz

**Albums:**

* Tom Lehrer Discovers Australia (And Vice Versa)
* The Tom Lehrer Collection 1953-60
Александр Ивакин

## **Андрей Ивакин**

### **Личность**

О личности Ивакина известно немного. Ему 15 лет, он живёт в Краснодарском крае, является казаком, автор и лорщик мода Ashes of Revolution. Несмотря на то, что его мод является альтернативной историей, добавляет только страны, людей или движения, которые существовали в реальности (*со странами также, если было движение за их независимость*). Некоторые называют его сторонником дробления (за желание сделать 2 страны в Индонезии), хотя на фоне его новой *шизы* (см. дальше), выглядит вполне обычным.

> "У меня есть знакомые сатанисты, Аве Сатана! Если вы против сатанизма, можете надеть себе трусы на голову, и да, христиан бы посжигать." - Андрей Ивакин
>
>

### **Шизы Ивакина**

Шизы Ивакина - отдельная, достойная упоминания тема. По известным данным, у Ивакина есть минимум 5 шиз: 1 в беседе участников и ещё 4 разработчика мода. Но в целом, по неподтверждённым данным, возможное число шиз может достигать 16.

### **Связь с СМ**

Известно, что Андрей находит многих разработчиков в Союзе Мододелов, также он регулярно заказывает у него рекламу своего мода. Также пару раз появлялся в Cringe Союза Мододелов.
Post-Thanksgiving Hymn

## Song info

*written for and used on the November 25, 1989, broadcast of Garrison Keillor's American Radio Company of the Air*

## Lyrics

We gathered together to ask the Lord's blessing

For turkey and dressing

And cranberry sauce.

It was slightly distressing,

But now we're convalescing,

So sing praises to his name,

And remember to floss.

Our nearest and dearest, we don't mind confessing.

It's sort of depressing

To have them so near.

Our feelings suppressing,

We concentrate on fressing,(*alt:* We're sweetly acquiescing)

As loudly we proclaim

That we're glad they were here.

We gathered together and got the Lord's blessing.

(Of course we're just guessing,

'Cause how can you tell?)

Our stomachs are bloating,

Our kidneys nearly floating,

Hellos are very nice,

But goodbyes can be swell.

## Trivia

*published in SING OUT magazine - September 2002*

**words by Tom Lehrer**

**tune: "We Gather Together" (trad. Dutch)**
(I'm Spending) Hanukkah In Santa Monica

## Song Info:

"**(I'm Spending) Hanukkah In Santa Monica**" Was Released In 2000 And Was Featured On "The Rest Of Tom Lehrer" And "**The Remains Of Tom Lehrer**"

## Lyrics:

I'm spending Hanukkah in Santa Monica
Wearing sandals
Lighting candles by the sea
I spent Shavuos in East St. Louis
A charming spot
But clearly not the spot for me
Those eastern winters, I can't endure 'em
So every year I pack my gear
And come out here to Purim
Rosh Hashana, I spend in Arizona
And Yom Kippur, way down in Mississippa
But in December
There's just one place for me

Amid the California flora
I'll be lighting my menorah
Like a baby in his cradle
I'll be playing with a dreidl
Spending Hanukkah
In Santa Monica by the sea!

Amid the California flora
I'll be lighting my menorah
Like a baby in his cradle
I'll be playing with a dreidl
Here’s to Judus Maccabeus
Boy, if he could only see us
Spending Hanukkah
In Santa Monica by the sea!
Wild Cards Wiki

## Welcome to the official Wiki for the Boku no Hero Academia: Wild Cards roleplay!

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## Boku no Hero Academia: Wild Cards

Wild Cards is a Discord roleplay that is inspired by the world of Boku no Hero Academia. The only differences? Every character is originally crafted, the setting and plot are completely unique, and you get to decide what path your character(s) will walk! Boku no Hero Academia: Wild Cards takes place in the heart of Las Vegas, Nevada. The 13th most prestigious Hero Academy in all of Northern America and the 1st most prestigious in all of Nevada, otherwise known as Lady Luck Academy, is the place to be for heroes in the making!

However, things have begun to change in the line of hero work and across the globe...

Ever since the first appearance of quirks in Quig Quig, China, the world has been shifting drastically. Where there were quirk users, there were also those who were born without such abilities. People with quirks became the norm and the quirkless were left to watch them rise to the occasion whenever trouble was afoot. While most quirkless individuals tended not to mind the heroes and even appreciated their valiance, a growing number of quirkless people felt that they had been completely forgotten by society. These quirkless individuals decided to take matters into their own hands, a select few even going so far as to bring about the production of “artificial” quirks. Artificial quirks are quirks that are given to a quirkless individual through a procedure specific to its type. Slight mutation quirks were distributed through surgical procedures, emitter quirks were given through implantation of various devices in the body, and transformation quirks had yet to be mastered. The scientific field unveiled artificial quirks to the public and the world began to change yet again.

With the influx of artificial quirks, competition to get into hero schools skyrocketed to an all time high while several pro-heroes experienced a shift in their ranking. On account of all of this, there is typically a great deal of tension between those with artificial and natal quirks… Society had begun to change and as fate would have it, artificial quirks eventually fell into the wrong hands. Today, there is a large ring of villains attempting to bring about change to the world once more. By forcing their hand, they believe that they can usher in a new breed of heroes and villains—Heroes and villains that are practically hand crafted.

Our story begins in Las Vegas, Nevada, a cesspool for crime and a hot spot for heroes to be. With Lady Luck Academy nearby and a plethora of budding heroes, paths are bound to cross and adventures are sure to be had.
Rappers

A

* Asol

B

* Beenzino
* Bill Stax
* Bizzy
* Black Nine
* Bryn
* Bully Da Bastard

C

* Chaboom
* Changmo
* Chillin Homie
* Chin Chilla
* C Jamm
* Coogie

D

* Dbo
* Deepflow
* Dok2
* Don Mills
* DPR Live

E

* EK
* E Sens

F

* Fana

G

* G2
* Gaeko
* Giriboy

H

* Haon
* Hash Swan
* Heize
* Huckleberry P

I

* Ignito

J

* Ja Mezz
* Jay Park
* Jjang You
* Jvcki Wai
* Justhis

K

* Keem Hyo Eun
* Kid Milli
* Kim Ximya

L

* Loco
* Loopy
* Los
* Luda

M

* myunDo

N

* Nafla
* NO:EL
* Nucksal

O

* Odee
* Okasian
* Olltii
* Osshun Gum
* Ovan

P

* Paloalto
* Penomeco
* PH-1

Q

* Qim Isle

R

* Reddy

S

* Sik-K
* Simon Dominic
* Superbee
* Swings

T

* Tablo
* Tiger JK
* Tymee

U

* Ugly Duck

V

* Vinxen

W

* Webster B
* Woodie GoChild
* Woo Won-jae

X

Y

* Young B
* YunB

Z

* Zene the Zilla
* Zico
Hey Joe!

## Song Info

The Gallery (1947) was a highly successful novel by John Horne

This song was never recorded

Burns, based on his experiences in the American Army of Occu-

pation in Naples in 1944.

In 1951 I (Tom Lehrer) and a fellow graduate student at Harvard, Eloise Knapp, briefly considered writing a musical based on the book. The project was soon abandoned. This is one of the few surviving fragments of the prospective score. It was intended to be sung by a group of scugnizzi (Neapolitan street urchins) to an American soldier, while a nearby Neapolitan singer sings ”O Sole Mio”.

## Lyrics

HEY, JOE!

English words by Tom Lehrer

(The two parts are to be sung simultaneously)

SCUGNIZZI:       NEAPOLITAN SINGER: (\*)

   Hey, Joe! Ma n’atu sole

   You wanna meet my sister? Cchiù bello oi nè

   Hey, Joe! O’ sole mio

   She’s only seventeen. Sta ‘nfronte a te

   Hey, Joe! ‘O sole

   You oughta meet my sister, ‘O sole mio

Sta ‘nfronte a te

   The prettiest piece-a tail you ever seen. Sta ‘nfronte a te

     (alt:  little thing)

   Whaddaya say?

   Hey, Joe!

   Whaddaya say?

   Hey, Joe!       etc.

(fading out as they exit)
Labels

A

* Ambition Musik
* ATM Seoul

B

* Beasts And Natives Alike
* The Black Label
* Brand New Music

C

* C9 Entertainment
* CJ E&M
* Craft and Jun

D

* Daze Alive

F

* Feel Ghood Music

G

* Ghood Life Crew
* Grandline Entertainment

H

* H1gher Music
* HIGHGRND
* Hi-Lite Records

I

* Illionaire Records
* Indigo Music

J

* Just Music

L

* Lay Back Records
* Luminant Entertainment

M

* Master Plan
* Million Market
* MKIT RAIN

N

* New Wave Records

R

* Romantic Factory

S

* Soul Company
* Soul Connection
* Standart Music
* Stone Music Entertainment
* Stoneship

V

* Vismajor Company

W

* Wedaplugg Records
Yumi

Yumi é a segunda membro com Ami e a principal protagonista da série. Ela é dublada por Gray DeLisle-Griffin.(no original). Ela tem um pet Jang Keng um gato preto.

## Aparencia

Yumi tem um cabelo roxo e olhos azuis e uma espécie de tinta/maquiagem preta nos olhos. Ela tem uma camisa roxa com uma caveira estampada e uma saia preta. E uma bota preta.
Gumball Watterson

(anteriormente **Zach**) é o protagonista de O Incrível Mundo de Gumball. Ele é um gato azul de 12 anos de idade que estuda na Escola de Elmore com seu irmão adotivo de dez anos de idade, chamado Darwin e sua irmã gênio de apenas quatro anos de idade chamada Anais. Gumball tem um relacionamento serio com Penny uma espécie de fada dentro de uma casca de noz.

## Aparência

Gumball é um gato azul de olhos pretos. Sua camiseta é amarela e tem partes marrons e sua calça é uma espécie de azul. Em adulto ele parece ter muita barba e um casaco verde e uma blusa branca. Gumball pequeno tem uma blusa vermelho com listras amarelas e uma calça azul e antigamente usava sapato verde como mostrado no episodio as origens.

## Primeira versão

Gumball em sua primeira versão era um gato preto que usava uma toquinha laranja e uma blusa de praia laranja também. E uma calça verde.
Amy Rose

Amy Rose é uma personagem da série de jogos Sonic The Hedgehog. Ela é uma ouriço-fêmea cor-de-rosa apaixonada por Sonic. Em Sonic Boom ela parece não ter muita paixão por Sonic claro ela ama ele mas ela fala que não ama.

## Aparência

Amy é uma ouriça rosa de olhos verde. Ela uma um vertido vermelho com botões amarelos e um cinto. Suas luvas são brancas e usa um tênis vermelho puxado pro rosa.
Sticks

Sticks é uma das principais personagens da série Sonic Boom. Ela é um texugo selva antropomórfico e uma força da natureza em todos os sentidos. Ela passou a maior parte de sua vida morando sozinho e florescente no deserto, e como tal é novo para os amigos em geral. Sticks sempre foi confundida com Marine uma personagem de Sonic.

## Aparência

Sticks é laranja com partes marrons e seus olhos são azuis. Ela tem uma blusinha pequena e uma saia e um sapato/bota.
Changmo

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**Gu Chang-mo** (구창모) known professionally as **Changmo** (창모), is a South Korean rapper and producer active since 2014. He signed to newly-established record label Ambition Musik in October 2016.

## History

*Optional: (Background, label changes, etc)*

## Discography

### Mixtapes

 Ready To Be A Star #BDJB | October 21, 2014

## Official links

* Instagram
* Soundcloud