Kyoro-chan The Celebrity!/Transcript

This is the episode transcript for **Kyoro-chan The Celebrity!**.

## Transcript

(The screen fades into a shot of Kyoro-chan running happily along the road)

Narrator: Happiness. It's one word that means a big thing! Kyoro-chan, who's just as bright as always, has his mind set on one thing...but what is it?

(Cut to the sky, which pans down to Pachikuri, Kurin, Mikken, Penki, and Penko in the park talking together)

Penko: Where's Kyoro-chan? He promised that he'd be here 5 minutes ago.

Pachikuri: He's probably a bit busy or something...

Mikken: Just give him some time. He'll show up eventually.

Kurin: If he's busy, then I wonder what he's busy with...

Penki: He could be running errands or something!

Pachikuri: I figured! Any other guesses?

Kurin: He could be-

Kyoro-chan: (off-screen) HEY GUYS!!!

(Everyone looks towards the left)

Pachikuri: (excitedly) There he is!

Penko: Finally!

(We then see Kyoro-chan again)

Kyoro-chan: HOW'S EVERYONE DOING TODAY?!

(Cut back to the others)

Everyone except Kyoro-chan: We're doing fine!

(Kyoro-chan then sits with the others)

Kyoro-chan: Did you hear the news?!

Pachikuri: Do tell, Kyoro!

Kurin: What is it?

Kyoro-chan: There's going to be a brand new drama on TV coming soon! You won't want to miss it!

Mikken: A drama, eh? I like dramas! They come on TV a lot and I never miss the best ones!

Penko: Could you tell us more about it, Kyoro-chan?

Kyoro-chan: Sure! It's called "The Three Musketeer Birds"! And I get to play the third Musketeer!

Penko: Ooooh. I love the story of the Three Musketeers!

Mikken: It's a classic!

Pachikuri: Now if I may ask, who will play the parts of the other two Musketeers?

Kyoro-chan: Their names are Dare-Dare and Futeki-kun! And I'm going to play my character, "Kyoriño"!

Pachikuri: Good to hear!

Penki: Yippee! I can't wait for this!

Penko: Me too, Penki!

Kyoro-chan: Aww, shucks! I appreciate the support, you guys! Hey, why don't we all go to the TV studio to watch the filming?

Others: Sounds good!

(The camera pans down to the TV studio, as we see two actors playing the aforementioned two musketeers rehearsing their famous line "All for one and one for all!".)

Narrator: And so, Kyoro-chan sets off to get more out of showbiz than he already has!

(Kyoro-chan arrives on the set)

Kyoro-chan: Hi guys!

Dare-Dare: Well, if it isn't Kyoro-chan!

Kyoro-chan: You're Dare-Dare and Futeki-kun, right?

Dare-Dare: Of course we are, and Futeki-kun's to my left. Glad you came to the shooting!

Futeki-kun: (noticed Kyoro-chan isn't wearing his Kyoriño costume) Be sure to have your costume on, fella.

Kyoro-chan: Right away!

(Kyoro-chan runs off)

Pachikuri: Hey Futeki, how long have you and Dare-Dare been rehearsing?

Futeki-kun: We've been rehearsing for the past 15 minutes.

Dare-Dare: And we arrived at the studio in the last hour.

(Kyoro-chan arrives back on the set wearing his Kyoriño costume)

Dare-Dare: We're set! (to Kyoro-chan's friends) Hey, want to see us do our famous line once more?

Kyoro-chan's Friends: Mmm-hmm!

Futeki-kun: Ready, set…

(Dare-Dare, Futeki-kun, and Kyoro-chan pose together with arms crossed)

Dare-Dare, Futeki-kun, and Kyoro-chan: ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL!

Director Bird: (arrives) Alright, quiet on the set! We're about to roll here.

Kyoro-chan: COOL!

Dare-Dare and Futeki-kun (whispering): Shhh! He said "Quiet"!

Kyoro-chan: Oh.

Director Bird: And...ACTION!

(The shooting begins)

Dare-Dare: I, Athos, and my partners Porthos and Kyoriño, make up a team that fights for justice!

Futeki-kun: We call ourselves...the Three Musketeers!

Kyoro-chan: Wherever there is danger, we'll be there! So watch out, evildoers!

All Three Musketeers: ALL FOR ONE, AND ONE FOR ALL!

Director Bird: And....Cut! We're clear!

(Kyoro-chan's friends applaud)

Mikken: Good show! Jolly good show!

Kurin: That was spectacular!

Penki: I truly have high hopes for the final outcome, Kyoro-chan!

Kyoro-chan: Why thank you, everyone!

(Two weeks later, the shooting wraps up and the word is being spread about the drama's premiere)

Newspaper Bird: (running around Angel Island) READ ALL ABOUT THE NEW DRAMA ON TV! DON'T MISS OUT ON IT!

(Kyoro-chan and his friends, who are walking around the island, find one of the newspapers)

Kyoro-chan: What's the buzz?

(Pachikuri takes the newspaper and reads it)

Pachikuri: "Three Musketeers TV drama featuring Kyoro-chan. The drama is set to premiere tonight at 7:30 PM." Would you look at that, Kyoro-chan? This is gonna be your big moment!

Kyoro-chan: Oh joy!

Penki: I know, right?

Pachikuri: Say, Kyoro, want us to come over to your house so we can all watch it together?

Kyoro-chan: I'd be very happy to let you do that!

Mikken: Sounds like a plan! We'll be there in three hours, okay?

Kyoro-chan: Okay!

(The kids head back home. Later, Kyoro-chan is looking at his clock, which reads 7:20 PM)

Kyoro-chan: Only 5 more minutes left to go! And you know what that means! (grabs popcorn) POPCORN! (grabs a bottle of milk) DRINKS! And...comfort. Just what everyone needs.

(He puts down the popcorn and milk bottle, grabs a cushion, and moves it in front of the TV)

Kyoro-chan: I'm set!

(Kyoro-chan's doorbell rings)

Kyoro-chan: I'm coming!

(Kyoro-chan opens the doorbell and sees his friends)

Penki: Hey there, Kyoro-chan!

Pachikuri: We're so pumped up!

Kyoro-chan: Welcome, everyone! Come on in!

Penko: Sure thing!

(Kyoro-chan's friends enter the house, and Kyoro-chan grabs more cushions and puts them in front of the TV)

Mikken: Thanks for giving us some room to sit, pal.

Kyoro-chan: No problem!

(Everyone then sits on the cushions, and the Three Musketeers drama comes on. Later, Kyoro-chan is walking along the streets of Angel Island)

Mascara: (runs up to Kyoro-chan) I saw the new drama featuring you. You practically did awesome!

Kyoro-chan: Really?! You too, Mascara?

Mascara: Yes, I did!

Kyoro-chan: Awww, thanks.

(A huge crowd of fans rush over to Kyoro-chan, while waving banners and signs with his face on them.)

Pachikuri: WHOA! What's going on?!

Penki: Wow! everyone seems to enjoy your role on the show, huh?

Kyoro-chan: I've never seen anything like it! A whole crowd of fans! You like me! You really like me!

Pachikuri: He's THIS famous, eh?

Penki: Wait until you see it skyrocket more, man!

(Kyoro-chan is seen driving a red car while a huge crowd of fans chant his name. After the chanting, he opens the car door as a huge mob of fans rush over to him.)

Pelican Fan: How did you get born inside that egg?!

Owl Fan: Why are you always FIVE years old?

Duck Fan: When will you work on a Three Musketeer Birds movie with those SPLENDID two brothers?!

(The fans continue to chatter and ask him questions, until Kyoro-chan holds up his hand to make them stop. he then puts on his "Kyoriño" costume, making them cheer.)

Kyoro-chan: All for one!

(The fans join in with Kyoro-chan)

All: AND ONE FOR ALL!

(On the word "All", everyone throws bouquets of flowers, and sheets of paper with autographs by Kyoro-chan on them, up in the air. The first part ends. The second part begins as "I'm Now a Superstar!" starts, as Kyoro-chan is seen walking down a neon-lighted street with signs and buildings with his name on it.)

Kyoro-chan (singing): Look at me now! They're letting out with a "wow"!

(Scene dissolves to a montage of fans reading magazines with pictures of Kyoro-chan on them.)

Kyoro-chan (singing offscreen): I'm practically in the press! It's simply just the best!

(The scene transitions to a scene of fans watching a black-and-white movie at a drive-thru movie theater)

Kyoro-chan (singing offscreen): Watch as they meet me on the big screen!

(On the word "big screen", Kyoro-chan pops up in the movie, as the display changes from black-and-white to color, making the fans cheer and clap their hands. Then, transition to Kyoro-chan in a recording booth)

Kyoro-chan (singing): I'll even do some toon work for the small screen!

(The scene transitions to a live concert of a band with several clones of Kyoro-chan performing.)

Kyoro-chan (singing): The crowd will be screaming for more!

(On the part where he says "screaming for more", the crowd puts their hands up in the air, as Kyoro-chan (as the band's lead singer, wearing a wig) is seen pointing at them. The scene then transitions to a cameraman taking pictures of Kyoro-chan dressed up in different costumes.)

Kyoro-chan (singing): As lights, costumes, and cameras galore!

**TBA**

(Pan over to a music studio, and then wipe to Kyoro-chan and Mikken are walking to see an unnamed rapper working on rap music.)

Rapper: Yo, dawgs! Hey, I know you...You're the guy from that "Musketeers" show, huh?

Kyoro-chan: Yep, that's right!

Mikken: I'm one of his friends.

Rapper: Interesting! Yo, you interested in hooking up a stint here?

Kyoro-chan: Yes, most definitely!

Rapper: And your friend...he sold some rap CDs a while ago, didn't he?

Mikken: Yeah. That rap number I did with him sold the most copies.

Rapper: Tell ya what, you two can record another ditty together. How's that?

Kyoro-chan: Sounds good!

Mikken: Yeah!

Rapper: Let's see what you two got. One, two, three, four…

("The Together Rap" starts)

Kyoro-chan: Stomp your feet! Clap your hands! The whole world is shaking like a rubber band!

Mikken: We're just two birds with a big attitude!

Both: As we're here with a brand new tune!

Kyoro-chan: It's all for one and one for all! Togetherness has come to call!

Mikken: Separation's out of style! Hooking up is what's on file!

Both: Walking, running, for little a while, we rap out loud in a happy style!

Kyoro-chan: Let me hear you say "Kyoro-chan"!

Fans (offscreen): Kyoro-chan!

Mikken: Mikken-kun!

Fans (offscreen): Mikken-kun!

Both: Now everyone say "Angel"!

Fans (offscreen): ANGEL!!

Both: Yeah!

Kyoro-chan: So, what do you think? Did we do good?

Rapper: Hmmm....

Kyoro-chan: Yes...yes...

Rapper: I like it!

Kyoro-chan: Hooray!

(He begins to dance around and sings in a singsong manner)

Kyoro-chan: He likes it! He likes it! He really really likes it!

Mikken: The fans are going to be SO surprised if they hear our song!

(Meanwhile, Girori is jealous of Kyoro-chan's fame)

Girori: So that little birdie Kyoro-chan wants all the fame, huh?! I'll show him!

(Dream sequence begins. a crowd of fans start waving signs and banners with Girori's face on them as they chant his name, while he is seen driving a black-and-white car.)

Fans: Girori! Girori! Girori!

Girori: Thank you! Thank you all! You're the best!

(A mockingbird female runs into Girori, holding a drawing she made of Girori wearing a Michael Jackson-esque outfit.)

Mockingbird Fan: Sign me an autograph!

Girori: Don't mind if I do!

(He signs the Mockingbird's autograph.)

Mockingbird Fan: THANK YOU!

(She squees as she jumps up and down with the autographed drawing, as the dream sequence ends. Later, Girori stumbles across a Kyoro-chan fan convention)

Girori: So I heard he has a fancy red car on display in here…

(Girori barges into the convention)

Girori: STOP THIS NONSENSE!!!

Kyoro-chan: What's going on?

Girori: Kyoro-chan, you're out of style. Everyone, please welcome your new biggest idol…GIRORI!!!

(The fans stop to see Girori. then they start throwing tomatoes at him, as they begin to boo. He becomes shocked as he sees this.)

Girori: Huh?! Wha-WHAT? No! Stop!

Unseen Fan: You don't belong here! You're not the real superstar!

Girori: I'LL PROVE IT!

(The fans suddenly stop)

Girori: No need to suddenly drive me off the scene! I'm going to prove that Kyoro-chan over here is a MONSTER!

Fans: (gasp)

Girori: He committed tax fraud and his parents are thieves! Not to mention he stole this red car from my dad!

Kyoro-chan: But I don't have parents!

Girori: So you don't have parents, huh?

Kyoro-chan: I was hatched from an egg found by Dr. Matsugale! Sure Pachikuri has parents, but the good doctor...

(Everyone looks at Kyoro-chan in wonder)

Kyoro-chan: ...he means a lot to me.

Girori: Well, I bet you don't have any evidence against the tax fraud!

Don Girori: (offscreen) OF COURSE he doesn't!

Kyoro-chan: That voice...where have I heard it before?

(Kyoro-chan's friends and Don Girori step into the scene)

Pachikuri: It's Don Girori!

Don Girori: You got that right, kiddo! Anyways, it is in my honor to mention that I never owned this red car.

Fans: Whoa!

Girori: But dad...how could you-

Don Girori: Not another word out of you, Girori!

Kurin: And since when did Kyoro ever commit tax fraud?

Mikken: He knows better than that. In fact, knowing him, I bet he doesn't even KNOW how to commit such a heinous act.

Penki: Kyoro's a very good boy!

Pachikuri: But he can be a bit over his head sometimes...

Penko: And he's still a friend to all of us!

Fans: That's right!

Girori: No! Please! Take your support over to me! I'll-

(Don Girori drags his son out of the scene)

Unseen Fan: Kyoro, this was uncalled for.

Kyoro-chan: Definitely imcalled for.

Pachikuri: You mean UNcalled for?

Kyoro-chan: IMcalled for!

Pachikuri: Let's not drag this on and on, buddy.

Kyoro-chan: So, guys, how would you like to see where my fame has taken me?

Everyone else: YEAH!!!

Pachikuri: And you could tell them about how it will affect you in the future as well!

Kyoro-chan: Great idea!

(A reprise of "I'm a Superstar Now!" begins)

All (except Kyoro-chan, singing): Look at him now! They're letting out with a "wow"!

Kyoro-chan (singing): I'm practically in the press! It's simply just the best!

All (except Kyoro-chan, singing): Watch as they meet him on the big screen! He'll even do some toon work for the small screen!

Kyoro-chan (singing): The crowd will be screaming for more!

Penki (singing): As lights, costumes, and cameras galore!

**TBA**