Delicious: Emily's Honeymoon Cruise/The Piano Lounge

This is the fourth restaurant in Emily's Honeymoon Cruise.

* Edward: Or to quote your mother, John Tones! the most amazing singer in the world!
* Emily: Didn't she date him? I mean, before he was famous?
* Emily: Well, and before she fell in love with you?
* Edward: Wait? What? She's in love with me? Would you do me a favor and remind her?

### Level 3

* Patrick enters the lounge.
* Patrick: Ten roses for our tenth day of marriage.
* Emily: Has it been ten days already? You're so sweet.
* Evelyn: TESTING!!! 1 2 3!!!
* The roses are scattered.
* Evelyn: Oh! I didn't mean to startle you. Don't worry. I'll find them all!

#### During the level

* Evelyn has to find 10 roses for Emily and Patrick.

#### Afterward

* Evelyn: Here you go, sweetie.
* Evelyn: Try to hold onto your wife a little tighter than you held onto those roses.
* Emily: Oh, Mom! He knows I'm not going anywhere.
* Emily: Though...
* Emily: You're so thoughtful, and I didn't get you anything.
* Patrick: I've got you. What else do I need?
* Emily and Patrick kiss.
* Emily: Oh, Mom! He knows I'm not going anywhere.
* Evelyn: Give it another 30 years, honey.

### Level 4

* Evelyn: Oh. He's going to hate this place.
* Edward: Honey, I'm sure everything will be just fine.
* Evelyn: Edward! He isn't the kid we knew: singing in bars and at retirement parties...
* Evelyn: This is John Tones! He plays Vegas and Atlantic City!
* Evelyn: I heard the Queen of England asked for a private show.
* Evelyn: The Queen, Edward!
* Edward: I'm sure he knows the Queen won't be on this cruise.
* Evelyn: Edward! Just look at this place! He'll think we're bumpkins.
* Evelyn: I'm sorry, Edward, I just want everything to be perfect.
* Edward: I know, dear. I know.
* Edward: Let me fix the welcome sign on stage.

#### Afterward

* Emily: Wow, Dad, you really improved the look of this place.
* Edward: Thanks, Darling. It wasn't easy but things are starting to shape up.
* Evelyn: HEY! I helped too, I...
* Evelyn: I... Are you sure it looks okay, Emily?
* Emily: Mom. Trust me, you guys did an amazing job.
* Evelyn: John Tones. After all these years! I wonder if he remembers me.

### Level 5

* Evelyn and Edward enter the lounge.
* Evelyn: John! You're really here!
* John: I'm afraid you have me at a disadvantage, beautiful. You are?
* Evelyn: It's me, Evelyn!
* Edward: And me, Edward. We worked together at that rundown restaurant. Senior year, remember?
* John thinks.
* John: Edward! Hey! Great to see you again!
* Evelyn: John! You remember Edward, but not me?!
* Evelyn: I was your girlfriend! You told me I had the most beautiful eyes you've ever seen!
* John: Oh! Evelyn! Of course!
* John: Wow, you're still as beautiful as the day we met.
* Evelyn: Oh, stop.
* John Tones left.

#### Afterward

* John Tones returns. He and Evelyn look at the sign.
* Evelyn: Oh, John! Stop it!
* Emily: Are you all right, Dad?
* Edward: I'm fine. It's just the idea of looking at those two the entire trip. \*sigh\*
* Evelyn: John!
* Edward: But Emily, are YOU all right? You aren't as chipper as you usually are.
* Emily: Dad. You always know, don't you?
* Emily: It's Patrick. Everything is great, but it's like he's got our whole lives planned out.
* Edward: And you don't? You've always been my girl with the plan!
* Edward: Patrick is a reasonable guy.
* Edward: If something's bothering you, just find a quiet place and talk to him.
* Evelyn: Oh, John!
* Emily: Oh Dad!
* Emily goes into the kitchen.
* Emily: Thanks, Dad. You're the best.
* Emily kisses her dad.

## Episode 7: Not Entertained

### Level 1

* Back in Piano Lounge...
* Emily: Dad! I tried to talk to him, I really did.
* Emily: I just don't understand his obsession with kids.
* Emily: Were you in a hurry to start a family when you and Mom got married?
* Edward: That's very nice, dear...
* Emily: DAD!
* Edward: I'm sorry, Emily, my mind is kind of preoccupied...

#### Afterward

* Emily: Mom. Can we talk about something?
* Emily: I tried to talk to Dad, but his head is someplace else.
* John: This song goes out to a certain redhead with the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen.
* Evelyn: He is quite dreamy, isn't he?
* Emily: Mom?! Didn't you hear a word I said?
* Evelyn: Yes dear. Go ask your father.
* Emily leaves the lounge.

### Level 2

* Emily enters the lounge.
* She's looking for her mother.
* Emily: Dad? Where's Mom?
* Edward: Isn't that the million dollar question?
* Edward: Our old friend, John said something about finding some "decent grub on this lousy little boat".
* Edward: Your mother volunteered to help him track down some supplies that are up to his standards.
* Emily: Well, I know that Jimmy picked up some supplies when we went back to the beach.
* Edward thought: Along with a lot more passengers. I have a bad feeling about tonight.
* Edward: Were you trying to tell me something earlier, sweetie?
* Emily: I... er... It can wait. How about I hang out and see if Mom comes back?
* Edward: Yeah. Do that. It'd be nice to have some company.

#### Afterward

* Evelyn and John enter the lounge.
* Edward: Found everything you needed down there?
* John: Not really, but beggars can't be choosers.
* John: No offense, but the grub around here isn't exactly up to my standards.
* Evelyn: We sent up everything decent we could find. Did you get it all?
* Edward: I remember when you were happy with a greasy burger and a cheap drink.
* John: That was a long time ago. I only eat Wagyu beef now, and I prefer Dom Perignon.
* Edward: Yeah. Well, I'm sure Jimmy wasn't expecting such a big... shot like you.
* John: We'll just have to make due.

### Level 3

* John: Hey, Eddie, old chum.
* Edward: Edward...
* John: Yeah. Look Eddie. We picked up some of my entourage when we swung by the beach.
* John: Be sure they're properly taken care of, would you?
* Edward: Like I do for every customer, you mean?
* John: They're bigshots, Eddie! I'm sure you know how to handle them!

#### Afterward

* Emily left.
* John: Hey Eddie. You didn't do too shabby.
* John: Keep it up, and maybe someday you can get a real job.
* John: Evelyn, baby! Come meet the gang!
* Evelyn: Hi everyone!!!
* "Nice, John. But don't you normally like then younger?"
* Edward: Excuse me, but I think you insulted my wife.
* "You telling me this foxy momma is your wife?"
* "Now that makes more sense, an old broad for an old loser."
* Edward gets angry, and he slaps his face.
* Evelyn: Edward!
* John: Look at my old friend. Keep that up, and someone might actually mistake you for a man.

### Level 4

* Emily enters.
* Emily: I heard about your little outburst.
* Edward: Outburst? Emily. I punched a guy.
* Emily: Do you want to talk about it?
* Edward: I don't know what happened. I'm usually so calm and logical.
* Edward: John! He acts like everyone exists for his amusement.
* Edward: And the way he talks to your mother...
* Edward: I can't believe I let those jerks get to me.
* Emily: It sounds to me like you were defending Mom's honor.
* Edward: Yeah. I'm not sure she sees it that way. She isn't speaking to me.
* Edward: Sorry, Emily. I know I haven't been much help to you these last few days.
* Emily: I'm a big girl now. I shouldn't run to my dad whenever something goes wrong.
* Emily kisses Edward.

#### During the level

* Emily uses a magic hat to do a magic trick with a suit! Take a picture!

#### Afterward

* John Tones left.
* Emily: Hey, Mom. You gonna stay mad at Dad forever?
* Evelyn: Of course not. He's my husband. Besides you and your sister, there's no one I love more in the world.
* Emily: You mean, you don't wish you married John Tones?
* Evelyn: That kind of freedom only seems appealing on the surface.
* Evelyn: At the end of the day, your dad might not be that glamorous,
* Evelyn: but he's glamorous enough for me...
* Evelyn: There's no one in the world who even comes close.
* Emily: So, when are you going to let Dad know that?
* Evelyn: I know he should suffer a little longer. After all, he hit a man!
* Evelyn: Your dad! I never know he had it in him!
* Emily: You're really something, you know that, Mom?

### Level 5

* Evelyn: Sweetheart. You look like you have something on your mind.
* Evelyn: Is it Patrick? Wait. Where is Patrick?
* Emily cries!
* Emily: Oh Mom! We had a huge fight!
* Emily: He said he wanted to start a family and I just lost it!
* Evelyn: There, there, dear.
* Evelyn: When your Dad and I got married, all he could talk about was kids.
* Emily: Really? What did you want?
* Evelyn: We were so young! I wanted to party!
* Emily: But he changed your mind?
* Evelyn: Not really. One day it was the last thing I wanted. The next, I could think of nothing better.
* Evelyn: You'll see. These things have a way of working themselves out.
* Emily: First, we both have to be in the same room. I wonder where he is.
* Evelyn: Maybe he went to talk to his mom like you?
* Emily: Could be, now I just need to figure out what to say.

#### Afterward

* Evelyn: John, I really need to apologize for Edward's behavior.
* Evelyn: He's not violent. Ever. He's always told me logic is the only way to solve problems.
* Evelyn: I'm just... I'm not sure what happened. I'm sorry.
* Edward enters.
* John: Want to make it up to me?
* Evelyn: Of course!
* John: Give me some sugar, baby.
* John and Evelyn gave a kiss!
* Evelyn did something to John.
* John: ...
* Evelyn: I'll deal with you later!
* Evelyn: Edward! Edward!
* John: I think I might have misread some signals here...
* John and they leave.

## Episode 17: End-ertainment

### Level 1

* Emily and Patrick are back in the lounge.
* Emily: Mom? What happened? I thought you weren't mad at Dad.
* Evelyn: I wasn't. I'm not.
* Evelyn: John kissed me and your father saw it.
* Emily: Mom!! How could you do such a thing?!
* Jimmy: Sorry to butt in, toots, but I think she said John kissed her, not the other way around.
* Jimmy: Although I could have seen that coming a mile away.
* Emily: Are you okay? Do you want us to go look for him?
* Evelyn: I've looked everywhere.
* Evelyn: To be honest, I could really use some help with the talent show.
* Emily: Of course! It'll be just like old times!
* Jimmy leaves the lounge.
* Emily is now the cleaner!

#### During the level

* Evelyn has to receive 6 packages from Chuck,.

#### Afterward

* Jimmy enters the lounge. He opens the packages.
* Some time later...
* Evelyn: Wow, Jimmy. You sure are expecting a lot of people for the talent show.
* Jimmy: We said a ton of tickets and lots a people have signed up with an act.
* Jimmy: It's going to be quite the show. You wouldn't want to miss it.
* Evelyn: No, but it looks like Edward will. Where could he be hiding?
* Emily: It's a pretty big ship, Mom. He could be anywhere.
* Patrick: I'm going to go look for him. Leave it to me!
* Emily: My hero!

### Level 2

* Evelyn: So, did you and Patrick get a chance to talk?
* Emily: It's more complicated than ever. He got a job offer!
* Evelyn: That's wonderful. Isn't it?
* Emily: Yes? No? I don't know. Mom, I'm so confused.
* Evelyn: I'll let you in on a little secret, darling. So is everybody.
* Jimmy, Francois and all others enter the stage.
* Jimmy: Ladies and Gents, thanks for coming out for the first annual cruise ship passenger talent show!
* Evelyn: That's quite the mouthful.
* Jimmy: First up, Francois and Josh with some medieval sword fighting.

#### Before the level

* Sword fighting is again! There are 2 sequences instead of 3!
	+ First: Yellow, Yellow, Yellow
	+ Last: Blue, Blue, Yellow, Red

#### Afterward

* Francois dies!
* Jimmy: That was cool, wasn't it? But the fun doesn't stop there.
* Francois revives!
* Francois, Jimmy, and others leave the lounge.
* Emily and Patrick kiss.
* Evelyn: Well? Did you find him?
* Patrick: No. And I looked everywhere. If he's hiding, he found a good spot.
* Emily: It's a cruise ship. How many places are there to hide?
* Patrick: Emily, it's crazy out there. The hallway is full of people rehearsing.
* Patrick: On top of that, one of the lifeboats is missing, so your Dad doesn't even have to be on the boat...

### Level 3

* And now for another show!
* Jimmy, and others enter the place.
* Jimmy: Next up... well, would you look at that.
* Jimmy: It's my lovely wife showing off her fashion sense.
* Angela and others enter the lounge.
* Jimmy steps off the stage.
* Angela: Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to present my newest fashion line: 'Sailing the Seven Seas'.

#### Afterward

* Patrick, Evelyn, and Emily watch the stage.
* Jimmy: Isn't she something?
* Angela is happy!
* Jimmy, Angela and others leave the lounge.
* Evelyn: I can't believe your Father missed that.
* Evelyn: This is getting ridiculous.
* Evelyn: I'm sorry, Edward! I'm sorry!

### Level 4

* Jimmy and others enter the lounge for the next show.
* Jimmy: Now I have something really special for you.
* Brigid and Antonio enter the lounge to stage.
* Jimmy: Direct from the luxurious pools of our very own spa,
* Jimmy: I give you Brigid and Antonio, playing, umm... the banjo and the harmonica?
* Jimmy: Oh, who would have guessed it? A ho-down.
* Brigid: It's a violin and a flute, you fool.
* Jimmy: Oh! That makes much more sense.
* Antonio: I guess music isn't his thing.
* Brigid and Antonio start the music.

#### During the level

* Francois' crazy snorkel adventure. Take a picture!

#### Afterward

* Emily and Evelyn continue watching. Jimmy enter the stage.
* Jimmy: Wonderful! Such great artists!
* Jimmy: Well, umm. Unless there's anyone else...
* Jimmy: I could have swam...
* Brigid and Antonio leave the lounge.
* Jimmy: Aw yes! One more. And they could use a volunteer from the audience.
* Jimmy: Evelyn? Could you come up here?
* Evelyn enter the stage. Jimmy gives a ticket to Evelyn.
* Evelyn reads.
* Evelyn: E... Edward... and the Studs?
* Elvis, Edward, and the Studs enter the lounge to stage.

### Level 5

* Edward and Evelyn enter the stage.
* Edward: May I have this dance, milady?
* Evelyn: But, you never dance!
* Edward and Evelyn dance.

#### During the dance

* Follow the sequence.
	+ First: Red, Yellow, Blue
	+ Second: Yellow, Blue, Red, Red
	+ Final: Red, Red, Red, Yellow, Blue

### Ending

* Elvis and the Studs leave the stage.
* Edward and Evelyn kiss.
* Evelyn: Oh Edward. I'm so sorry. The way I behaved with John...
* Evelyn: What you saw... I never wanted him to kiss me.
* Edward and Evelyn do the final dance.
* Edward: Yeah. I figured that out when you hit him.
* Evelyn: I wouldn't trade my life with you for anything in the world.
* Edward: Are you sure? Not for fame and fortune?
* Evelyn: Never.
* Edward: Not even for someone like Elvis?
* Evelyn: I think he's pretty happy with Betty.
* Evelyn and Edward kiss again. Jimmy enters the lounge.
* Jimmy: Nothing to see here folks. Thanks for being such a wonderful audience, and...
* Edward and Evelyn step off the stage. Patrick stands up.
* Patrick: Wait! One more act! Wait!
* Jimmy: I guess we have another act...
* Emma and Eric enter the lounge to stage.
* Patrick: Emily... You and I were pretty surprised to find our entire family on this boat.
* Patrick: Most couples get to go away from it all on their honeymoon?!
* Patrick: Needless to say, things haven't exactly gone according to plan.
* Patrick: You and I got in a huge fight.
* Patrick: And I got stranded on an island.
* Patrick: ...we both had to work during our honeymoon...
* Patrick: ...on top of that I received a job offer that would mean I'd hardly see you...
* Patrick: ...and that's only the things that happened to us.
* Patrick: Emily? Will you join me up here?
* Emma and Eric leave the stage.
* Emily enters the stage.
* Patrick: Still it was absolutely perfect to me, because I got to spend time with you.
* Patrick: And that's why I'm turning down the WWFA. The only life I want is the one with you beside me.
* Emily and Patrick gave their final kiss.
* Josh: Land Ho! We've reached Snuggford!

## ***Epilogue***

* The ship has docked to Snuggford.
* Emily: You gave up your dream-job to be with me...
* Patrick: There'll be other jobs, but there's only one of you.
* Emily and Patrick gave a kiss.
* Emily: I'm glad we're home...
* Josh, Francois, Kate, Angela, Jimmy, Edward, Evelyn, Antonio, and Brigid: Me too!
* End of **Piano Lounge**, rolling credits.