Chubs

Chubs at the VMAs, 2020

Chungo

Chimbo

Wumbus

Hot Boy

Bungus

Top Shelf

Lil' Tax Evasion

Shrimp Tartare

Chubs (also known as Chingus, Chungo, Chimbo, Wumbus, Hot Boy, Bungus, Top Shelf, Lil' Tax Evasion and Shrimp Tartare) is one half of the titular Dubs 'N' Chubs. From what information researchers are able to gather, Chubs' birthdate has been narrowed down to some time between 1985 and 2003, judging by his knowledge of events during this time. Chubs possesses a vocal disorder known as 'Silk Voice'. Although listed as a disability, it in fact makes Chubs' voice so buttery and smooth that it constantly sounds as if he was talking in autotune. Initially fans believed him to use autotune in his music as a result, however this was disproved through his doctors' notes confirming his disorder.

Chubs had previously released music before the formation of Dubs 'N' Chubs, under a pseudonym he refuses to reveal. He claims the 'N' in Dubs 'N' Chubs stands for 'neopolitan ice cream'. An interview with Rolling Stone revealed the reason Chubs agreed to join with Dubs after hearing his work on other artists' projects, as well as their first meeting on Club Penguin having a 'lasting impression'. He said: "Yeaaaahhhhh oooooooo Dubs is coooooolllll yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh musicccccccccccc oohhhh yeahhhhheeeehhhhhh".

Chubs is considered as the 'good cop' to Dubs' 'bad cop'. He is credited with the more mellow tracks on the duo's albums, such as **Stuck In My Mind', 'You're Gonna Leave Me' *and*** *Vapour Rain'*. However, he is also known to provide more aggressive verses like on **Penguin Island' *and*** *I'm Pissed'*.

## Education and Professional Endeavours

### Education

Although Chubs would go on to achieve higher academic accolades, it is unclear whether he actually has a basic level education, and it is debatable whether he can read or write. On the official Twitter, he appears to spell almost every word phonetically. Chubs claims "it's like Shakespeare, he spelt everything how he thought it should be, so I do the same. Because I am a shake spear."

Chubs has studied at both the Massachusetts Institute of Technology as well as Cambridge University for his masters. Nor he or the universities have disclosed what he studied, however it is widely believed to be Bovine Studies. He has publicly stated that the reason he applied to these institutions in particular is because they were both in cities called Cambridge and he thought it was funny.

Following his graduation, in 2012, Chubs drafted a plan for the Cow Relocation Initiative.

### Cow Relocation Initiative (C.R.I)

The CRI was a manoeuvre conceived by Chubs and other high-ranking cow specialists to relocate all cows on Earth to a secluded patch of land in Asia. Announced in COP18, Chubs waggled his degree at the crowd and said "look guys, you gotta believe me, this will work. Trust me. I have a degree."

The plan was to transport one billion cows across one million flights, each carrying roughly 1,000 cows each. Unfortunately, they had to put the cows in economy. The theory behind the move was to revolutionise the cow industry, and reduce global warming to almost zero. Over the course of a year, the mission was a success, and every cow in the world was relocated to Big Cow Mega Huge Field, Vietnam. When questioned on his theory, Chubs gave a direct answer.

"Alright, so, cow farts cause global warming, right? So like, if you get a boy cow in front of a girl cow, he won't wanna fart because he'll be embarrasssed right? And girls don't fart. So, global warming will end. I did the calculations. Ooooooo yeahhhhhh woooooo cows yeaaahhhhhh *straight up*."

### Film career

After the success of the C.R.I, and media attention he received from it, Chubs sought to persue a career in the film industry. His first feature film was in Interstellar (2014). He played that one guy who was that guy's son. You know the guy. Sources claim that Chubs and director Christopher Nolan had a verbal dispute over the logistics of the movie. Chubs argued that if the crew had just brought snorkels with them to the ocean planet, they could simply swim through the tsunami. Nolan almost changed the script when Chubs brought out his degree and waggled it around, however a guy in a lab coat showed up and wiggled his degree harder, so Nolan left the script unchanged.

Following this role, Chubs starred in the James Corden biopic: "Oh Why Am I Such An Insufferable Prick, Everyone Hates Me". The film itself was met with largely negative reviews, however Chubs' performance was stated as a positive. "He plays Corden perfectly," said the Telegraph, "he captures that perfect mix of being an arsehole whilst also trying really hard to twerk on someone's car to promote Cinderella or whatever that fucking movie is."

## Relationships

Chubs' public image is that of a womanizer - although Dubs has a extensive list of supposed girlfriends, thousands of women have claimed to have spent a night or multiple nights with Chubs. Despite this, Chubs possesses reverse socialisation, a rare neurological condition that makes him believe he is more lonely the more time he spends with others. This results in his melodramatic and upset lyrics and delivery on many tracks.

His most notable (supposed) partners are:

* Adriana Lima
* Candice Swanepoe
* Alessandra Ambrosio
* Jasmine Tookes
* Neekolul (disputed)
* Gigi Hadid
* Oprah Winfrey
* Whoopi Goldberg
* Big Bird (disputed)
* Lily Rose Depp (confirmed)