Magical Adventure at the Mall/Transcript

The full verbal transcript of the episode.

## Script

(*Theme song plays*)

(*The episode begins with LeAnn Holsclaw waking up, ready to start work at the library. Suddenly, her smartphone rings and it says "Zelda" on the caller's name.*)

**Ringtone:**Ring ring ring! Ring ring ring! Phone call! Phone call! (Repeats until LeAnn swipes up from the green circle.)

**LeAnn:**Hello, Zelda!

**Zelda:**(*in raspy voice over the phone*) LeAnn...can you fill in for me? (\*sneezes\*)

**LeAnn:**What's the matter?

(*Scene cuts to showing Zelda still in the bed she and Hilda sleep in, and she is still in her bathrobe, has an acid green tongue and doesn't have her glasses on, thus she can hardly see.*)

**Zelda:**Oh, it's awful!! I have...(\*coughs, turning her tongue depressors into hot dogs\*) magic flu, or witchitis. I told Hilda to keep teaching today, but she told me to stay in bed, keep my bathrobe on and...(\*sneezes, making her evening gown turn chartreuse instead of jungle green) not teach. Think you can substitute for me?

**LeAnn:**(*over phone*) Okay, then, Zelda. What class do I teach first?

**Zelda:**Well, there's my first-period third-year...(\*sneezes, making her stethoscope squirm like a worm) Mythology class with Carl. Teach him about vampires...

(*Scene cuts to LeAnn on the other end*.)

**LeAnn:**Sounds cool! I'll just put my witch dress and hat on, and my Animal Amulet, and I'll be on my way to your homeschool!

(*LeAnn hangs up the phone. The scene then shifts to LeAnn sitting at Zelda's Mythology class desk, talking to Carl and using a pointer stick.*)

**LeAnn:**Hello, Mr. Cooper! I'm Miss Holsclaw, but you can call me... (*points to her name on the chalkboard*) Miss Holsclaw.

**Carl:**(deadpan) Yes...I know. Aunt Hilda told me Zelda was sick when she made breakfast, and I love having subs sometimes!

**LeAnn:**Anyway, let's begin our lesson about... (*turns on Zelda's SmartBoard projector and starts the PowerPoint*) Vampires! A vampire is a creature who feeds on the vital essences of the living. Can you tell me how you distinguish a vampire, Carl?

**Carl:**Zelda taught me this in Defense Against the Dark Arts, and to distinguish a vampire, you need to see pale skin, red eyes, a certain set of fangs from the upper lip and two bite marks on the neck.

**LeAnn:**Wow! Your aunt taught you well! (*goes on to the next slide*) Not all vampires are evil, though, like Bram Stöker's Dracula. You ever read that, buddy boy? (*Carl nods while LeAnn changes slides*) Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate is a good vampire, though, (*changes to a slide with a cutesy vampire girl*) and so is Mona the Vampire!

**Carl:**(deadpan) Mona's a Muggle.

**LeAnn:**I know she's a Muggle! (*The rest of the conversation continues, while LeAnn's Amulet slips off her neck and out the window. It doesn't shatter, because a hand catches it.*)

**Girl:**Wow, this is a pretty necklace! (*puts it around her neck, and sees a boy swooning near her*) Buzz off! (*The boy turns into a fly.*)

(*At lunchtime, Carl and Sarah sit eating their Italian sandwiches Hilda made them, Lay's Honey BBQ potato chips, a bowl of grapes and Blue Raspberry Lemonade Kool-Aid. They talk about their experiences with their sub.*)

**Carl:**...and in Defense, we had a blast learning about Patronus Charms!

**Sarah:**Well, in Charms, LeAnn taught me a new spell that can cancel the effects of an amulet. All you need is a sheep staff, a banana peel, a pair of winged shoes and a can of flea spray! Mix them together and say this rhyme:

"*One, two, three, four,*

*Magic as it was before!"*

**Carl:**That kinda sounds familiar somehow...

(*We hear a loud, shrieking scream coming from the bathroom. The scream is revealed to be coming from LeAnn, who notices something is wrong.*)

**LeAnn:**WHERE'S MY AMULET????

**Hilda:**LeAnn, you must have dropped it out the window and someone might have picked it up.

(*The SSTV News jingle plays, as Shandra Jimenez-in Chihuahua form-shows up on-screen.*)

**Shandra:**Breaking news, mmkay! We have reported that Rapunzel's Solar Mall of Corona is going crazy with animals!

(*Hearing this, LeAnn dashes down the stairs and sits on the couch.*)

**Shandra:**The cause of this animal mayhem seems to be coming from an amulet worn by a girl named Erica Sweetwater, who used it to turn everyone into animals to save them.

**Carl:**There's your ans...

**LeAnn:**(*covering Carl's mouth*) Shut up! I'm trying to listen!

**Shandra:**This leaves us to wonder...Where will the amulet strike next? I'm Shandra Jimenez, and I ate a steak for lunch!

**LeAnn:** I had dropped it at school and now she has it.

**Carl:** Don’t worry about that, because we need the Spell Items to reverse the great error. What were the items for the Reversal Spell again, Ssrah?

**Sarah:**They are a sheep staff, a banana peel, a pair of winged shoes and a can of flea spray.

**LeAnn:**Let's head to the Mall and stop her.

(Commercial Break)

(*After commercials, the trio goes to the mall. Inside, animals are everywhere, and Carl sputters when he sees how many there really are. Sarah pulls him away and into the Lizzard Arcade, where he pulls out Pi McDonald's contraption he got from him in Sabrina's World.)*

**LeAnn:** Seems awfully quiet in the video arcade... Too quiet...

**Carl:**Magic Detector, don't fail me now! Pi said it would work if everyone stands still and I get closer to the source.

**Sarah:**I still don't know why the freakazoid girly boy gave him that contraption!

(*The Magic Detector beeps rapidly near an arcade machine, and shows a silhouette of a sheep head on a stick.*)

**Carl:**Shmingo! The sheep staff is in that game, The Curse of the Pharaoh's Tomb! I'm going in there and kicking some honey buns!

**LeAnn:**Carl, you don't know what that thing's gonna do!

**Carl:**(*about to put a green Gem into the slot*) Can't be worse than what'll happen if I don't do it!

(*He puts the green Gem in the Gem slot and gets sucked into the game with a magic vortex.*)

**LeAnn:** I have to rescue him.

**Sarah:** I hope my brother is okay.

**LeAnn:** I hope so too.

(*She puts a green Gem into the Gem slot and gets sucked into the game with the vortex. Soon, we see that she has gone into the game with Carl standing before her.*)

**Carl:**There you are! Looks like we've gotta use our magic powers to get through here.

**LeAnn:**Agreed.

**Carl:**Listen...there are a lot of scarabs in this tomb, and I played this and know Horus Guards, Osiris Guards and many other things are here, too! Ever play Stargate on Super Nintendo or watch the movie? I played it, and it's fun...

**LeAnn:**Well, no...

**Carl:**Anyway, I'm kinda rusty, can you help me remember how to play this thing?

**LeAnn:** Not a problem.

*(As they search LeAnn has a unusual feeling in her body and she has been turned into a camel and she used her magical power to turn herself back)*

**LeAnn:** I have to keep that transformation a secret.

(*The two of them run through the game while shooting spells at the foes, such as Air Blast, Dark Force, Lucent Beam, etc. When they reach the end, they find the God Anubis waiting to destroy them.*)

**Carl:**Anubis, the Egyptian God of the dead! We gotta kill him if we want to get that sheep staff!

**Anubis:**En garde!

(*The two fight him off, with LeAnn using Burst to deliver the final blow. When they finish off the god, they walk up to the sheep staff and Carl collects it.*)

**Carl:**Well, here's that sheep staff we need. (*Carl places the thing in Michelangelo's jar.*) One down and three to go!

(*The two exit the game, where Sarah gets happy.*)

**Sarah:**There's my big brother! So, did you get the staff?

**Carl:**(*singing like a barbersheep quartet*) *Baa baa baa baa baa baa baaaaaaaa!* We got it! Now what's left, Sarah?

**Sarah:**A banana peel, a pair of winged sneakers and a can of flea spray.

**LeAnn:**Okay, let's get looking!

(*The three walk through the mall, somehow seeing animals all over the place. Carl notices LeAnn has turned into a bunny rabbit.*)

**LeAnn:**I know I'm a bunny, Carl. (*turns herself back*) Anyway, we could use that radar of yours.

**Carl:**Alright, then, shut up while I sense the place out!

(*Carl puts the headphones of the device on while the radar beeps. It shows a symbol in the shape of*

**LeAnn:** I feel transformations inside me so that must be the reason I turned into not only a camel but also a bunny. (*LeAnn* *has now* *been* *turned* *into a parrot*) Squawk! LeAnn want a Ritz cracker! Okay this is crazy for me I will use my magic to turn my back now. (*LeAnn uses her magic to change back into a human*)

**Carl:** Don’t worry about it, LeAnn. For now, I'm picking up a signal from Solar Smoothies, and that's got to be where bananas are located! Betcha there're monkeys in there...

(*Sure enough, when they walk in, the smoothie shop is overrun by people who have turned into monkeys. Jane is buried in fruit and looks kind of nervous, like always.*)

**Carl:** Jane! What's going on?

**Jane:** It's horrible, Carl! A girl with ginger hair, blue eyes and a green dress came by this place and told the customers to stop monkeying around. Now look what happened! If you help me clean up this fruit and turn the customers back, I'll give you a banana peel!

**LeAnn:** Sounds like Erica to me! Oh no the transformation is happening again (*LeAnn feels her transformation inside and turns into a monkey.*) I feel like eating bananas right now.

**Carl:** Sarah, we're gonna eat ALL the fruit in this smoothie shack! LeAnn, you turn the customers back to normal with the Animal Transformation Reversal Spell. I'll use it on you... (*points wand at her*) *Snick Snack Snorum!* (*She turns back into a woman*)

**LeAnn:** Thanks, Carl!

**Sarah:** Mmmmm, fruit!

**Carl:** That's right, Sarah; chow down!!

(*Music montage of Carl and Sarah eating the fruit plays, while LeAnn uses the Animal Transformation Reversal Spell on the customers. Eventually, everything is back to normal.*)

**Jane:** Thanks for fixing the shop. My manager was gonna kill me if she saw this. And please, this is for you... (*hands them a banana peel*)

**Carl:** Thanks, Jane! (*puts the peel in Michelangelo's jar*)

**Michelangelo:** Great job! Half done, dudes!

**LeAnn:** We better ask everyone if they saw a girl with ginger hair, blue eyes and a green dress.

**Carl:** Agreed.

(Commercial Break)

(*After commercials, the three split up and ask everyone they know if they saw Erica. Carl starts by asking Ryan of the music store.*)

**Carl:** Have you seen a girl with ginger hair, blue eyes and a green dress?

**Ryan:** Nope.

(*LeAnn asks the same question to Captain Cori of Sundae Seas.)*

**LeAnn:** Have you seen a girl with ginger hair, blue eyes and a green dress?

**Cori:** No, matey.

(*Sarah asks the question to a Wonder Taco employee, Carl and LeAnn ask an employee from Anthony's Antiques and so on. Finally, Carl goes to The Outfield and asks the question to Josh, who is in an orange baseball uniform.)*

**Carl:** Josh, have you seen a girl with ginger hair, blue eyes and a green dress?

**Josh:** No, bro. She didn't come in here.

(*Suddenly, Carl catches a blonde girl wearing a red baseball uniform stocking the shelves with soccer shoes. He approaches her and starts to commend her.*)

**Carl:** Afternoon, missy. Nice set of legs you got there...But right now, I need to focus on finding a pair of winged sneakers, and I was wondering if you carry them.

**Girl:** Anything else I can do for you today...Carl?

(*Suddenly, the girl starts to turn around to look at him, and Carl is shocked to see who it is. She also has very familiar-looking moon and star earrings. It's...*)

**Carl:**(*surprised to see his cousin working here*) Sa...Sa...Sa... (*he faints*) Sabrina's got a job...Sabrina's got a job...

**LeAnn:** Ob no that feeling again what animal I’m turning into this time?(LeAnn has been turned into a sheep)

**Carl:** (*pops back up from fainting and shakes his head back and forth while making the "Chester Cheetah Head Shake" noise*) LeAnn, are you ok?

**LeAnn:** Too baaaaaaaaaad for me of course...

**Carl:** LeAnn, does the Animal Transformation Spell on you have anything to do with the amulet?

**LeAnn:** Well, yes, it does... (LeAnn baa)

**Carl:** Oh no! This is getting worse for you, LeAnn! I need to get your amulet back, and I promise you it. *Snick Snack Snorum!*(*Carl* *turns LeAnn* *back* *into* *a* *woman again.*)

**Sabrina:**So, I hear you three are having amulet trouble.

**LeAnn:**How do you know, Sabrina?

**Sabrina:**Word gets around. While I was going down the hall while going to work, I saw a girl with ginger hair, blue eyes and a green dress go into The Khaki Barn. She said something about ladybugs...

**LeAnn:**Erica! (*looks at Carl, who has turned into a frog.*) Oh my Gods! It's happening to you, too?!?!

**Carl:**(*looking very angry and serious*) Don't you say a word...

**LeAnn:**(*looking at Sarah, who is now a flamingo*) Sarah, you too?!?!

**Sarah:**Yep, I'm a flamingo...

**LeAnn:**(*holding her wand between the two siblings*) *Snick Snack Snorum!*(*they turn back into kids again*)

**Sabrina:**Good luck! I would come and help you, but the manager is picky when it comes to shifts...

**Manager:**(*off-screen*) SPELLMAN! GET BACK TO WORK!!

**Sabrina:**Yes, Mr. Rodriguez! (*She starts sticking the hangers with soccer jerseys.*)

**Carl:**Wonder if Lor saw what happened...

(*The trio comes to The Khaki Barn, where he sees ladybugs everywhere. Lor is a human, yet she is annoyed b the ladybugs.*)

**Carl:**Lor, what's going on?

**Lor:**Oh, bad! Oh, bad! Oh, bad, bad, bad!! Coopmeister, a girl with ginger hair, blue eyes and a green dress turned all of the customers who were modelling clothes into ladybugs! Now it's up to you to turn them back, and if you do, I'll give you these winged sneakers!

(Carl, LeAnn, and Sarah use the spell to turn ladybugs back into models)

**Lor:** Wow! You guys did a good job with the spells.

**Carl:** Thanks, because it’s our specialty of course.

**Lor:**Alright, dude and dudettes, here's those winged sneakers I promised. (*hands them a box of Hermes X Winged Tennis Shoes*)

**Sarah:**Only one more thing to find! Carl, you... (*Carl has turned into a German Shepherd dog*) found a clue about where to go next?

**Carl:**(*barks*) I think it's in Jazzy's Pet Grooming...

**LeAnn:**(*has turned into a poodle*) Yep! Must be!

**Carl:**(*wand in his teeth*) *Snick Snack Snorum!*(*they turn back into humans*)

**LeAnn:**Let's get going!

(*When the three arrive at Jazzy's, they find Hiram is surrounded by dogs. He is trying to find out what just happened here.*)

**Carl:**Okay, Hiram, give us the scoop.

**Hiram:**Why, dudes? Did one of these mangy mutts leave a mountain of...

**Carl:** Gross! Please just the facts.

**LeAnn:** Hang on there is a feeling inside me again.(LeAnn turns into a cat) Meow

**Carl:** I better use the spell and fast.(Carl using the spell to turn LeAnn back into a human) Now Hiram, tell me what's going on, bro.

**Hiram:** Dudes, a girl with ginger hair, blue eyes and a green dress came in and turned us into doggy dogs with wacko hair, except for me! That's why I need your help! And if you do, this can of itching flea spray is yours.

**Carl:** No problemo! *Snick Snack Snorum!* (*the dogs turn into the Jazzy's staff*)

**Hiram:** That's whussup, Coopmeister!! And here's that can of flea spray!

**Michelangelo:** Alright, dudes! You got all the mondo cool Spell Items! Now find Erica and put her away, compadres!

**LeAnn:** Thanks, Michelangelo! I think we've seen enough pampered pets.

(*LeAnn* *feel* *the* *transformation* *spell* *on* *her* *again* *and* *this* *she* *turned* *into* *a* *chicken*)

**LeAnn:** What is this? A petting zoo? (*LeAnn* *used* *the* *spell* *to* *turn* *herself* *back* *into* *a* *woman* *and* *then* *she* *turned* *into* *a* *turtle* *and* *back* *into* *human* *and* *so* *on*.)

**Carl:** (*he is now a fox*) I'm a fox, so she must not be far away...

**Sarah:** (*she is now a meerkat*) Uh, guys...look in the food court!

**LeAnn:** Let's see...ginger hair, blue eyes, green dress...Yep, that's Erica!

(*The trio charges into the food court, where Erica seems to be expecting them.*)

**Erica:** Well, if it isn't a trio of problem-producers! I've something special planned for you! But you'll have to catch me if you want your stupid necklace back!

**LeAnn:** AFTER THAT ANIMAL FREAK!!!

(*The trio chases Erica around the mall using their spell items, while the song Do What The Animals Do plays during the chase, and to top it all off, Carl, Sarah, LeAnn, Josh, Hiram, Jane, Sabrina and Lor all do dances at intervals during the chase sequence. A short time later, Carl seems to have cornered Erica and is about to use the sheep staff on her.*)

**Carl:**Oh, we got you now! Now take THIS, you animal-morphing pest!

(*He uses the sheep staff to turn Erica into a sheep.'**Erica bleats as Carl takes the amulet off.*****)**

**Carl:**LeAnn, I believe this is yours.

**LeAnn:**Thanks, Carl. (*walks up to Erica*) You've been a bad girl... (*turns her into a girl again*)

**Erica:**(*starts to cry*) I...I'm sorry! I just really love animals, but I don't know the first thing about friendship...

**LeAnn:**(*puts her arm around Erica and gestures towards Carl and Sarah*) I bet we could teach you!

(*Sabrina then pops by, now in her normal clothes*.)

**Sabrina:**Carl, Sarah, your Aunt Hilda's here to pick us up!

**Carl:**Okay then. Bye, LeAnn! (*The three walk away from Erica and LeAnn*)

**LeAnn:**Well, Erica, I had fun today! And to be friends with Carl, Sarah and I, you have to... (*The conversation continues as the girls walk out of the mall, ending the episode.*)

(*The credits roll, with the Big C "Purple Vortex" logo and the Disney XD logo being at the end.*)