Norma Khan/Quotes

These are the **quotes** for **Norma** from *Dead End: Paranormal Park*.

## The Job

> Oh, jeez. Strange dude. Talking to himself. Maybe Mom was right. I should never go outside. Or at least I think that’s… what she was trying to say.
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> -To herself

## Trust Me

> People are funny. Not 'ha-ha' funny, just… They don't make sense. And half the time, I don't either.
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## Take the Angels Bowling

> It’s not a thing. It’s a Gord. **Phylum demollusca** from the blood swamps of Gagen. Plane eleven.
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> - To Barney

> Uh, so I was thinking, for our first podcast episode, we could cover zombies. Yeah, I know they’re a bit overdone, but they’ll bring in the numbers.
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> - To Badyah

> This must be how I sound to you.
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> - To Badyah

> Ah, Courtney. Five minutes later than I expected you. How many Gords got out?
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> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to slap you in the face.
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> - To Fingers

> Oh, my ghost. I slapped an Angel in the face.
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## Evil Twins Are People Too

> I’m trying to create the pinnacle of the girls and demons podcasting genre.
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> - To Gord

> Gord, care to comment on which demon plane has the best murder spots?
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> Wait. Do you listen to the podcast? Is this some Norma cosplay? *(squeals)* I’m not emotionally prepared for this!
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> - To Alternate Norma

> Wow. My fan base is really toxic.
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> Sorry. She’s overly critical.
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> - To Badyah

> Badyah isn’t the problem. I-I’m crazy about her. All her little details make me happy. Everything she says echoes in my brain. It’s complicated, but it’s not like it’s a crush or anything. Oh, whoa. It’s a crush.
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> Barney! Did you wish really, really hard?
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## The Trials of Barney

> How can you remember that and not which plane you’re from?
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> - To Courtney

> They weren’t in the right order. What did you expect me to do?
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> - To Courtney

## My Super Sweet 1600

> *(scoffs)* Yeah, it’s cool. Very, very cool. Cool, cool, cool. Yeah. Great. Okay. Anyway, bye.
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> - To Badyah

> *(chuckles)* Well, the elevator has thirteen buttons, we’re on floor seven, the game show was on floor ten, and I read about thirteen planes, so I figured——
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> Yeah, there’s the Demon City plane, the land where everything is made of meat, the one that looks like… one of those strangely dark puppet-filled kids movies from the ‘80s, and——
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> - To Barney

> Well, I’ve studied five thousand types of demons, and I’ve never seen anything that looks like you.
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> - To Courtney

> Why do you keep asking me that? Of **course** we’re okay. We’re **better** than okay. *(laughs uncomfortably)* Is this about that little crush I mentioned? Because I’m over it, I’m moving on. Besides, you’re right. We should seriously be interviewing everyone about demon birthday traditions.
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> - To Badyah

> Zagan? She tried to invade Earth and turned me and everyone I love into statues.
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> - To Badyah

> I… I’m gonna go over there.
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> - To Zagan

> I… I’m going out for some fresh air.
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> - To Demons

> Parties aren’t… really my thing.
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> - To Zagan

> But mostly, I’m just not ready for anything with anyone right now.
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> - To Badyah

> But I need space. And you’ve been all over me trying to make me feel better. And right now, that’s just something you can’t do.
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> - To Badyah

> Barborah, I quit.
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## All Dolled Up

> We do **not** stan stars who abducted their impersonators in this house.
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> Now that I’m free from the daily grind of labor, I can get back to all my personal projects.
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> Well, he’s not around to miss it, is he?
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> - To her mom

> Oh, shut up, Pauline.
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> - To Pauline Phoenix doll

> Ignore him, he’s just a friend from work who’s obsessed with health and safety.
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> - To her mom

> Wait, have you been… crying?
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> - To Logs

> Did a demon escape? Did Courtney burn down the house? Did Court’s eggs finally hatch? *(gasps)* Did Barney die?
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> - To Logs

> Norma Khan, at your service! What are you dealing with? Specter? Poltergeist? Apparition? Phantom? Orbs? *(gasps)* Tell me it’s orbs.
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> - To Logs

> I. Am. Not. Lovesick!
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> - To Pauline Phoenix doll

> I’m fine! I’m not hurt.
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> - To Logs

> Nothing. Nothing’s going on. That’s the problem.
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> - To Logs

> Well… *(sighs)* So I have a secret crush, I won’t say who, so don’t ask. Turns out, it wasn’t mutual at all, and now I have to try and act all **normal** about it? Like pretend it never happened? And we still have to work together and how will I sound when this person is sitting next to me during a podcast recording?
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> - To Logs

> It’s just… When I thought there were some sparks with this person, I started to get excited about… I wanted to finally say that I’m… You know, it feels weird sharing this with a total stranger.
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> - To Logs

> Somehow it’s easier to talk with you than with Barney. He always wants to make things better, he doesn’t just… Let things be bad, and sometimes they are.
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> - To Logs

> Keeping this inside is **killing** me. It’s like this whole thing is a cork plugging up the rest of my life, and I just can’t move on with anything until I get this feeling out. *(exhales)* Like time has stopped until I can say it.
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> - To Logs

> That… I like girls. That… I’m bi. Whoa. I don’t think I’ve ever said that out loud before. I’m bi, Logs. *(chanting)* Bi, bi, bi, bi bi!
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> - To Logs

> I can tell you, but I don’t know how to tell my mom. She doesn’t know how to talk to me unless it’s via my interests, and… She still thinks I like Pauline.
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> - To Logs

> Will you believe me if I say yes?
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> - To her mom

> Time to stop hiding.
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> Mom, I’m bisexual.
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> - To her mom

> I’m bi. I’m not ready to talk deets just yet. And please, please don’t ask me any dating questions, okay. But… That’s what’s been wrong.
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> - To her mom

> I quit because I’m an idiot.
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> - To her mom

> "Badyah, I’m sorry you’re straight." No! "Badyah, you’re great whether you like me or not." No. "Badyah, can we be friends again?"
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> - To herself

> So… Uh, did I miss anything?
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> - To Badyah, Logs, Pugsley, and Courtney