A Turners girls day out

## Transcript

(Kaitlin is on a latter and Tommy and Tammy are on the ground, while Kaitlin is holding Orkins)

Tommy: Gotta hand it ya sis

Tammy: We thought you couldn’t top our-

Kaitlin: Gift from last year, so gonna. Okay Cosmo move the latter left

(Cosmo pushes the latter right)

Kaitlin: (Arngerly) your other left Cosmo

(Cosmo grins and moves he latter left)

Kaitlin: (talking to Sydney) so when mom wakes up the first thing she sees is Orkins

Sydney: (Barks)

(A leaf from the Orkin vase falls on Tootie’s nose)

Tootie: (sleeping and sniffling). (Wakes up and talks in a sick tone) why my nose stuffy

Kaitlin: Surprise!

Tootie: (Sneezes)

Tommy: Oh no mom’s allergies

Tootie: (Sees Kaitlin and scares her)

(Kaitlin falls and holds the ledge on the window)

Tootie: (Mad) Kaitlin Turner

Tammy and Tommy: Oh no (both go in the house and knock on Tootie’s door and is holding a breakfast tray that Kaitlin set up)

Tootie: Your just had to wake me up on my only day off (Opens the door)

Tommy: Here you go mom

Tootie: Aw how thoughtful, two of you make me a breakfast and (mad) the other makes a mess

Tammy: But mom is was all Kait-

Tootie: (Ignores her and looks at Kaitlin angrily) Why can’t you be like Tammy and Tommy

Tommy: Ut oh

Kaitlin: (Mad) after all I did to surprise you (angrily) well happy mothers day  (runs off)

Tootie: (Confused) its mothers day?

Tommy: Yeah, and Kaitlin been planing it for months mom

Tammy: We just forgot you were allergic to Orkins

(Tootie looks at Kaitlin and walks to her)

Tootie: (Regressing) sorry Kait I just forgot and-

Kaitlin: And that everything is always my fault around here (runs off again)

(Doorbell rings and Tootie opens the door)

Timmy: I’m home and happy mothers day honey, I got a surprise for ya

Kaitlin: Careful dad because if mom doesn’t like it, she wanna upgrade ya

Tootie: Now Kaitlin that not very fair

Tommy: Yeah Kait take it easy on mom

Kaitlin: Ov course you saythet your her favorite

Timmy: Anyway I got you a free pass to the spa for you and Kaitlin (Kaitlin is mad and shocked) because you never get to spend any time together

Kaitlin: She rather probably take Tammy

Tootie: Aw that sweet Tim, but I don’t think it just the right time, maybe we should wait (grins sadly)

Timmy: but its all arranged

(Kaitlin goes in her room and pouts)

Timmy: Pretty please, for me, it would mean the world

(Katlin turns around)

Timmy: Plllleeeaaassse

Kaitlin: Uh well if it mean the world to you (goes in the car with Tootie)

(Tootie and Kaitlin arrive at Golden Glass Spa)

Tootie: What has your daad thinking

(They both cringed when they saw all the thing they did there)

Kaitlin and Tootie: Eww (go back to back)

Kaitlin: (Moves away from Tootie) uh no so not doing warm ad fuzzy now (walks off)

(As Kaitlin walks she runs into Monroe)

Monroe: Hi what’s your name again

Kaitlin: AHHHH (runs off)

(Cuts to Tootie and Kaitlin under hair dryer bowls)

Tootie: Ya now Kaitlin I think we just got off on the wrong hand this morning

Kaitlin: Oh are you talking to me

Unknown stylist: All done (lifts the bowl up and cuts to the next scene)

(Kaitlin starts walking again with Tootie behind her and they pass Karlie and Destiny)

Karlie: (Sees Kaitlin’s hair as cow lick) style verdict Des

Destiny: Fashion roadkill Karlie

(Both laugh at Kaitlin as she runs off and Tootie scowls at them)

(Kaitlin walks again and Kendall notices her)

Kendall: Well, well, well I didn’t know that they let unpopular girls in

Kaitlin: (Getting on a machos table) Can this day get any worse

(A nail polisher pains Kendalls’s nail dark pink)

Kendall: (angrily) You call that  princess prissy pink you peasant, go find me a new color

(The polisher becomes scared and runs off)

Kendall: Must be amature hour (looks behind her)

(Another nail polisher asks for Kaitlin’s hand, then shows a cut out of Kaitlin’s hand)

Kendall: (Shocked) simply gastly, is is possible to unsee those peasant hands

(Kaitlin frowns)

Tootie: (Mad) hey that’s my daughter your talking too (leaves the nail room with Kaitlin) cmon Kaitlin lets leave and get facials instead

Kendall: A facial for her (laughs) why bother

Tootie: Your abosululy right, her face looks buetiful just the way she is (sniffs the air and walks off and looks towards Kaitlin) cmon it smells like frown dip in here anyway

Kendall: (Angry) this is an OUTRAGE!!

(The scene cuts to Kaitlin and Tootie walking past the paranoia section)

Tootie: So should we try a purana petty

(A girl laughs while she is in pain from the puranas biting her fingers and both Tootie and Kaitlin cringe)

Kaitlin: I think I’ll pass, (quietly) um mom thanks for yang sticking up for me back there

Tootie: No one disses my girl and gets away from it, especially mis powder puff or whatever she calls herself

(Both laugh and they both notice a chocking cat)

Tootie: ut oh (runs towards the cat in slow motion)

Kaitlin: (Amazed) wow

(Tootie hugs the cat until the hairball comes out, then the hairball comes out and bounces everywhere and lands on Kendalls face)

Kendall: (Disgusted) uh

Kaitlin: Nice shot mom

(The the manger and two workers chase them for thinking they attacked the cat)

Kaitlin: Oh no mom what do we do?

Tootie: Follow me

(Both run though the taning salon after someone pushes the button, they both come out of the spa through back door while the workers and manger where tripped by the cats tail on purpose, both Tootie and Kaitlin where orange)

Kaitlin: (laughing) look at you, you’re orange

Tootie: (Looks at herself) well I guess I am

(Both laugh)

Kaitlin: We look like-

Unknown women: WEREWOLVES (screams)

(Both run while everyone is panicking and the police are chasing Kaitlin and Tootie)

Kaitlin: Mom hurry

(Both notice kids with skateboards)

Tootie: Excuse me mind if we borrow your skate board

(All the kids scream and run off)

Tootie: Oh and safety first huh (grabs helmets)

(Both skateboard up the air slowly)

Kaitlin: Wohoo

(They are both skate boarding down the street with the police still after them)

Kaitlin: I didn’t know you knew how to skateboard

Tootie: I don’t

(Tootie is having trouble skateboarding but Kaitlin is helping her)

Tootie: Whos, whoa (lauighs and looks at Kaitlin until she sees a wall) oh no where gonna hit the wall

Kaitlin: Leave that to me

(They both skateboard up a ramp and then stop when a truck appears in front of them)

Unknown hypie girl: Aww escape from the zoo did you (put them in cages) well you don’t have to go there again lets you home (starts driving) don’t worry you two I’ll get you in the Sarageti in no time

(Shows a map on the computer that has a tracker to Sarageti)

Kaitlin: (Shocked) Africa, we can’t go there we will never see the family again

Tootie: We gotta get outa her, sweetie do you have any creative ideas

Kaitlin: (Sad) uh my creativity didn’t do you much good this morning

Tootie: About that, you see hon sometimes parents get tired and grumpy and say things they don’t mean

Kaitlin: Yeah I know

Tootie: Maybe I’ve been working to hard

Kaitlin: No way, you’re s pro and I’m proud, and they way you took the hairball right out of the c- (stops and has a plan) hey I have an idea

(Kaitlin hugs a water can until it squeezes water and then the water sprays the key to the ground and then the water again bounces the end of a skate board and the key flys in the air)

Tootie: (Shocked) wow (grabs the key) best mothers day gift ever

Kaitlin: Thanks mom, lets go home

(Kaitlin and Tootie fly out of the truck and they skateboard in the air)

Kaitlin: wah- (cuts to Kaitlin and Tootie sleeping together) hoo

(Timmy opens the door)

Tommy: Wow one day at the spa turned mom and Kaitlin into-

Timmy: Sleeping beauties

Tammy: Aw dad joke

Timmy: Sorry