Polish Cartel Troubles

Trial of Doidaogg in Krákow

The Polish Cartel troubles, (also known as "The Troubles" or "The polish Civil War") Where a series of events which occured in The Kingdom of Poland, involving Polish self-declared "Drug Lord" Doidaogg (Also known as Monke) and the Tuozakka (Tuo for short), Regent of The Kingdom of Poland, Eventually resulting in a trial and unrightful assasination of Doidaogg by Tuozakka and the Dissolution of Poland

## The Cartel

After repeated call for the implementation of a "Drug plugin" into the server, Doidaogg discovered that he was able to create a substance called "Magic Sugar" through Slimefun which he chose to rebrand as "Cocaine". At the start Doidaogg made use of this mostly for comedic purposes as he went around nations offering Magic Sugar for fairly cheap prices, but, everything changed once Doidaogg attempted to sell his substance to the Meowcenaries (Now known as "Nowhere"), where he received an investment into his "business" by Vlad which motivated him to take the substance and its sale much more seriously

The 21st of June is considered to be the day that the Polish cartel begun, as that was the day when Doidaogg make a spreadsheet to calculate the cost of running this business and its potential profit and realized there was enormous untapped potential in this market. At this point the price of Magic sugar skyrocketed, from 1$ each item it quickly rose to 640$/stack, then 1000$/stack reaching up to 5000$ for a stack at its height. The cartel's market remained somewhat limited with the main consumers being the Germans which would buy stacks at a time of his product. Despite multiple attempts by Doidaogg he failed to meaningfully expand his market much further, however, due to his multiple travels and friendly tone he managed to create powerful ties for his Cartel.

During the following days Doidaogg began to make significants amount of money from his business, becoming the richest man in Poland for a period of time. It was estimated that the cartel made in total around 300,000$, most of which was earned at its very start during which time that amount of money was significant.

## The beggining of the troubles

### Polish royalty

Doidaogg and Tuozakka's relations had been somewhat friendly at the start of the season as Doidaogg helped him in the process of creating his slimefun factory, however he began to harbour anger against the "drug lord" when the Polish nation began to become synonymous with Cocaine in the world stage and their other achievements were overshadowed, meanwhile, Monke proposed to Walter, the uncrowned King of Poland which accepted his proposal, The nature of Monke's and Walter's relationship is not certain as there are those who claim that Monke's only goal with marrying Walter was to further his strategic interests, however, Doidaogg has repeatedly stated that he intended to marry walter out of love. When Monke announced the proposal to Tuozakka, Tuo finnaly expressed his discontent with Doidaogg's Cartel and forbid him to marry walter as he believed the King of Poland marrying a drug dealer would forever tarnish the nation's reputation an angry exchange followed, however, it yielded no results.

### The assasination of Blue

On the 4th of july while Blue, the princess of poland, Ossik, a polish citizen and Doidaogg were having a conversation near the northern seafort the player known as Carrbben arrived by sea and murdered the princess, who soon after went after Doidaogg who managed to escape death. Ossik attempted to fight Carrbben before Tuozakka arrived to help him, they fought for a while, Tuozakka asked Karuma, a member of the meowcenaries for help, however, Carrbben fled before Karuma arrived. When asked about why he had murdered Blue he claimed it was a "Cartel hit", his phrasing was somewhat confusing leaving it unclear wheter or not it was a hit ordered by the cartel or a hit on the leader of the Cartel. It is not sure wheter or not this assasination was ordered by the cartel as despite the ambiguity of what Carrbben said Doidaogg has also repeteadly claimed no involvement in Blue's murder and claims he has found no evidence of a Cartel member ordering it independently

### The assasination of Tuozakka

Later on the 4th of July 4C4T a member of the meowcenaries arrived in Krákow where Tuozakka was working on the royal palace, where they attempted to kill Tuozakka, a fierce battle ensued which raged on for a few minutes where both players demonstrated intense pvp abilities and at the end 4C4T retreated, however, it was found that the reason why Tuozakka and Ossik were so resistent was that they had prot 8 which was illegal, and they needed to exchange it with Karuma in the meowcenaries teritory, 4C4T took the opportunity to kill him. This event was very peculiar as 4C4T and Tuozakka had friendly relations in the past, when asked about it 4C4T claimed they were fulfilling a hit on tuozakka, however, they did not reveal who had put a hit on his head.

## "Tackling cartel violence"

following the 2 assasination attempts, Princess Blue was rushed to the hospital where she remained in critical condition for a few days and the Regent announced he would go into hiding for his own safety for a few days promising to address cartel violence when he returned. On the 12th of july of 2023 Tuozakka made the following announcement to the Polish discord:

"

**Tackling cartel violence**

The Regent has been out of hiding for some time now and as the violence has already calmed down somewhat. The Princess is also out of the hospital. While the Regent was in hiding, a decision was taken to form a security agency for Poland. The agency is currently working to create an environment in which any further cartel hits and violence is prevented before it even happens, and any violence that does happen is going to be dealt with swiftly.

The Regent also sees it as the best decision to **ban the selling and buying of cocaine** for Polish citizens. Small-scale production is still allowed for personal usage.

Poland is not yet lost! Long live Poland!

"

This was the first official action by the Polish Kingdom against the cartel, it was received very sourly by a chunk of the population who had grown fond of the cartel, and the German people who were big consumers of the product, however, the change was implemented regardless and the functioning of the cartel as whole essentialy was made illegal. Doidaogg claimed that this was an act of government overreach and tyranny and procedeed to continue his operation illegally in a more secretive manner