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Chris Rock

**Christopher Julius Rock** (born February 7, 1965) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and filmmaker.

After years working as a stand-up comedian and appearing in minor film roles including *Beverly Hills Cop II*, Rock gained prominence as a cast member of *Saturday Night Live* from 1990 to 1993. While at *SNL* he appeared in films *New Jack City*, *Boomerang* and *CB4*, which Rock also wrote and produced. Rock reached mainstream stardom with the critically acclaimed *Bring the Pain* in 1996, the second of his five HBO comedy specials. His other HBO comedy specials include *Bigger & Blacker*, *Never Scared* and *Kill the Messenger*. HBO also aired his talk show, *The Chris Rock Show*, which gained critical acclaim for Rock's interviews with celebrities and politicians. His most recent comedy special *Chris Rock: Tamborine* was released for Netflix in 2018. He is the voice of Thing C.
Mommy Shark

Not to be confused with Shark Mommy

"Don't defend my Son" - Mommy Shark, Fong V Fong.

## Appearances

### Portrayed by

* Catherine Bommie Han (Pinkfong Web Videos)
* Natasha Rothwell (Baby Shark's Big Show!)
* Unknown (Baby Shark's Big Show!, UK)
* Katherine McPhee (Darkfong Media)

Mommy Shark (Also known as Ellie) is Baby Shark's Mother.
When the Hates go Flying in

When the Hates go Flying in is a parody of "When the Saints go Marching in" which appears on Darkfong's 2021 album Rated APF - For Anti-Pinkfong.

## Lyrics

**[Chorus]**

Oh, when the hates
Go flying in
Oh when the hates go Flying in
(sing it Haters)
Oh, we all will be in that Number
When the hates go Flying in
**[Verse 1]**

When Pinkfong made
That stupid song
When Pinkfong made that stupid song
He caused alot of very lousy headaches
When Pinkfong made that stupid song
**[Chorus]**

**[Verse 2]**

He only wants
Money and Greed
He only wants money and Greed
Cause he fares that he will go bankrupt
He only wants money and Greed
**[Chorus]**

**[Verse 3]**

Oh, Pinkfong is
A stupid brat
Oh, Pinkfong is a stupid brat
Even babies find him annoying
Oh, Pinkfong is a stupid brat
**[Chorus]**

**[Verse 4]**

Haters combine
Around the world
Haters combine around the world
They are good, unlike the silly old fong
Haters combine around the world
**[Chorus]**

**[Verse 5]**

When Pinkfong dies
The world will shine
When Pinkfong dies the world will shine
We will parade, and laugh and rock ouy
When Pinkfong dies the world will shine
**[Chorus]**

**[Verse 6]**

Cause everyone
Hates Baby Shark
Cause everyone hates Baby Shark
And anyone who likes him is stupid
Cause everyone hates Baby Shark
**[Chorus]**

**[Verse 7]**

As we're all friend
We will stand up
As we're all friend we will stand up
We don't need Pinkfong in ay parts of the world
As we're all friend we will stand up
**[Chorus]**

**[Verse 8]**

What is the point
Of Baby Shark
What is the point of Baby Shark
There's better songs than this pointless load of trash
What is the point of Baby Shark
**[Final Extended Chorus]**

Oh, when the hates
Go flying in
Oh when the hates go Flying in
Oh, we all will be in that Number
When the hates go Flying in
Oh, when the hates
Go flying in
Oh when the hates go Flying in
Oh, we all will be in that Number
When the hates go Flying in
Oh, when the hates
Go flying in
Oh when the hates go Flying in
Oh, we all will be in that Number
When the hates go Flying in
When the hates go Flying in
When the hates go Flying in
Yeah!
Baby Shark's Better Show

Baby Shark's Better Show is a gag dub of Baby Shark's Big Show! which involves the Shark Baby Family redubbing a reedited version of the series. The plot involves a Yellow Shark being fed up and tired of working on a preschool show, so he tries to escape.

## Episodes

See: List Of Baby Shark's Better Show Episodes

## Concept/Insperation

The dub was made as an attempt from Bndspitw to make a good show out of Pinkfong. It was inspired by dubs including the Visualock Dub of the 2009 Russian Cartoon Masha & The Bear, The 4Kids dub of Winx Club, The Wacky Adventures Of Messy Of O.K.I.D.O. (A gag dub of Messy Goes To OKIDO) and even several fellow Bndspitw shows, such as Turbo KKA! & Niyola: The Directors Dub, among others. The dub was officially apporved. Quite notably, as BSBS was originally a preschool show, many people have mistaken Better Show for being a preschool show, even though it has several PG Jokes in it. Bndspitw often dubs it as "The Only Pinkfong Show Approved by Darkfong".
The Animated All Stars Save The Television

The Animated All Stars Save The Television is an animated crossover TV Movie that premiered on September 10th 2023 on Beastest Nintendo DS Player In The World Cable TV, followed by syndicated broadcasts.

## Plot

Darkfong and Fogi notice a serious lack of good shows on TV, so they, alongside a huge number of animated cartoon characters, team up to save the world of TV.

## Development

The special was 1st convinced in 2017, when Bndspitw announced a plan to make a massive crossover. It is inspired by Cartoon Allstars to the Rescue (1990), the Children's party at the palace (2006) & the official BBC Children in Need Medley (2009).

## Transcript

See: The Animated All Stars Save The Television/Transcript
I'd Like To Teach The World To Live (Without That Demon Shark)

I'd Like To Teach The World To Live (Without That Demon Shark) is a parody of The New Seekers classic "I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing (In Perfect Harmony)", best known for it's use in the Coca Cola ad's from the 1970s. It originated in a commercial for the EndBabyShark campaign by Darkfong and was also released as a single and on the album, Shark Death For Paradise (2020).

## Lyrics

I 'd like to build myself a house

out of Plasticine

To get that bad shark out my lives

And keep me company

I’d like to teach the world to live

without that demon Shark

He has no soul and has no heart

He needs to fall apart

And If We all boycott that shark

He'll swim out of the Sea

I'd like to give the world some hope

I'm sure we all agree

It's a surreal thing

Silly old Baby Shark

Who even likes him?

Will he ever fall apart?

## Trivia

* The opening lyrics, "I 'd like to build myself a house out of Plasticine!" came from the Oasis song "Shakermaker", which Oasis was sued over as it sounds very similar to "I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing"
* The song was notably covered by "The Brand New Seekers" (a New Seekers tribute band) & "Newasis" (An Oasis tribute band), the latter being inspired by No Way Sis's cover of the original.
* The Line "It's a surreal thing" is a parody of "It's the real thing", the sologan of Coca Cola in the 1960s & 1970s, an obvious throwback to the original ad.
* The Anti Cocomelon Instutite made their own parody of the song, entitled "I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing (In Better Harmony)"
The Carol Of The Bells

The Carol Of The Bells (also known as "Ring Christmas Bells") is a popular Christmas Carol that has been recorded by many people over the years. Darkfong released a very creative cover of the song in 2019 on his album A Very Merry Darkfong Christmas. His rendition, which also features lines from Fogi, notably runs for 7 and a half minuites (and the extended version lasts 14) despite having a single verse. This is probally because the song consists of the verse sung in various different genres and styles.

## Lyrics

Ring, Christmas Bells, Merrily ring,

Tell all the world: Jesus is King!

Loudly proclaim with one accord,

The happy tale; Welcome the Lord

Ring, Christmas Bells, Sound far and near,

The birth day of Jesus is here.

Herald the news To old and young,

Tell it to all, In ev’ry tongue.

Ring, Christmas Bells, Toll loud and long,

Your message sweet, Peel and prolong.

Come, all ye people, Join in the singing,

Repeat the story, Told by the ringing,

` Ring, Christmas bells, Throughout the earth

Tell the glad news, Of Jesus birth.

Loudly proclaim With one accord,

The happy tale; Welcome the Lord!

(repeat)
Grey DeLisle

**Grey DeLisle** (/dəˈlaɪl/; born **Erin Grey Van Oosbree**; August 24, 1973), sometimes credited as **Grey Griffin**, is an American voice actress, comedian and singer-songwriter. DeLisle is known for various roles in animated productions and video games. On September 27, 2018, she released her debut comedy act, titled "My First Comedy Special". On November 10, 2019, *The Simpsons* producers announced that DeLisle would replace Russi Taylor as the voice of Martin Prince and Sherri and Terri, after Taylor's death in July 2019. She is also the voice of the title character of Wow! Wow! Wubzy!, which notably influenced her role as The Loonatic Lover in Fong V Fong.
Eine Kleine Natchmusik

Eine Kleine Natchmusik K. 525, is a 1787 composition for a chamber ensemble by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. The German title means "a little night music". The work is written for an ensemble of two violins, viola, cello and double bass, but is often performed by string orchestras. The music has appeared in hundreds of TV shows, films and games. A version of it plays during Pinkfong: The Ultimate Songs in Fong V Fong
Corey Burton

**Corey Gregg Weinberg** (born August 3, 1955), known professionally as **Corey Burton**, is an American voice actor. He is the current voice of Captain Hook, Ludwig Von Drake, Dale and others for The Walt Disney Company, Shockwave on *The Transformers*, Brainiac in the DC Animated Universe, Zeus in the *God of War* series, Count Dooku and Cad Bane in the *Star Wars* franchise and Hugo Strange in the video game *Batman: Arkham City*. He voices The Flying Fish in Fong V Fong
Baby Shark (EQUE)

*Not to be confused with Pinkfong's Baby Shark*

"Well Flip my Flying Fins" - An iconic catchphrase of the character.

Baby Shark is an EQUE character who debuted in 1976. He has often appeared as a guest in Darkfong media. Darkfong describes him as "the number 2 biggest hater of Pinkfong, only behind me"
We Are The World

We Are The World is a song written by Michael Jackson & Lionel Richie, and recorded by a group of famous singers, credited as "USA For Africa" It was the american equivilent to Do They Know It's Christmas?. As a double a-side with Christmas, We are the World was covered by The Sunanimal All Stars in 2022.
Feliz Navidad

Feliz Navidad is a latino christmas song 1st recorded by Jose Feleciano, and was covered by Darkfong on A Very Merry Darkfong Christmas.

## Lyrics

Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Próspero año y felicidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Próspero año y felicidad
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Próspero año y felicidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Próspero año y felicidad
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Próspero año y felicidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Próspero año y felicidad
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Próspero año y felicidad
Darkfong Live

Since the start of the franchise, there has been numerous Darkfong Live concerts in numerous countries. This can be split into several categories.

* The main concerts.
* Darkfong & Friends - Darkfong performences with other Sunanimal projects.
* Crossover Concerts - Darkfong performing with special guests.
* Misc Darkfong Concerts - Hard to categorize Darkfong Concerts.
* Darkfong Tribute Concerts - Concerts made by Fans of Darkfong under licence from Bndspitw/PFC.
* Unlicenced Concerts - Knockoff Darkfong concerts.

## Notable Darkfong Concerts & Appearences

* Fongaid (2022)
* Carols in the Domain (2017-)
* The Super Show (2021)
* Fong V Fong: The Live Show (2022-)
The Christmas Mash

The Christmas Mash is a christmas-themed parody of the "Monster Mash" performed by Darkfong on his 2022 album Christmasland.

## Lyrics

I was working in me workshop, late one night

When my eyes beheld an merry sight

The Christmas spirit in my heart, began to rise

And suddenly to my surprise

(He did the mash)

He did the Christmas mash

(The Christmas mash) It was a wonderland smash

(He did the mash) It caught on in a flash

(He did the mash) He did the Christmas mash

From my workshop in the great North Pole

To the penguin land down the old South Pole

The guys all came it took them several hours

To get a hint from my snow powers

(They did the mash)

They did the Christmas mash

(The Christmas mash) It was a wonderland smash

(They did the mash) It caught on in a flash

(They did the mash) They did the Christmas mash

The elves were having fun (Wa hoo, tennis shoe)

The party had just begun (Wa hoo, tennis shoe)

The guests included Santa, Mrs Clause, Frosty the snowman and buddy the elf

The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds

Santa on drums, backed by his baying hounds

The Rockin reindeers were about to arrive

With their vocal group, 'The Rudolph Five'

(They played the mash)

They played the Christmas mash

(The Christmas mash) It was a wonderland smash

(They played the mash) It caught on in a flash

(They played the mash) They played the Christmas mash

From out of the ground, did a snowman’s voice ring

Seems he was troubled by all that rubble

He opened his eyes and shook his fist and said

“Whatever happened to my Snowman Shuffle?”

(It’s now the mash)

It’s now the Christmas mash

(The Christmas mash) And it’s a wonderland smash

(It’s now the mash) It caught on in a flash

(It’s now the mash) It’s now the Christmas mash

Now everything's cool, Snowy part of the band

And my Christmas Mash is the hit of the land

For you, the living, this mash was meant too

When you get to my door, tell them Darkie sent you

(They you can mash)

Then you can Christmas mash

(The Christmas mash) And do my wonderland smash

(Then you can mash) You’ll caught on in a flash

(Then you can mash) Then you can Christmas mash

Easy Snowy, you crazy young boy (Wa hoo, Christmas mash)

(Wa hoo, Christmas mash)

(Wa hoo, Christmas mash)

(Wa hoo, Christmas mash)

(Wa hoo, Christmas mash)
It's Begining To Look Alot Like Christmas

It's Begining To Look Alot Like Christmas is a popular Christmas Song. Darkfong's version (From A Very Merry Darkfong Christmas) adds a spoken word segment into it.

## Lyrics

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Everywhere you go
Take a look in the Five & Ten
Glistening once again
With candy canes and silver lanes aglow
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Toys in every store
But the purdy-est sight to see
Is the holly that will be on your own front door
A pair of Hopalong boots and a pistol that shoots
Is the wish of Barney and Ben
Dolls that will talk and will go for a walk
Is the hope of Janice and Jen
And Mom and Dad can hardly wait for school to start again
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Everywhere you go
Now there's a tree in the Grand Hotel
One in the park as well
The sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Soon the bells will start
And the thing that will make them ring
Is the carol that you sing
Right within your heart
(Spoken)

You know one thing I have always wondered,
Who on earth are Barney and Ben.
I mean I doubt that the Dinosaur would want any of it,
Considering this song predated him by many years.
And I can't seem to work out about Ben.
And who even likes school anyway.
A pair of Hopalong boots and a pistol that shoots
Is the wish of Barney and Ben
Dolls that will talk and will go for a walk
Is the hope of Janice and Jen
And Mom and Dad can hardly wait for school to start again
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Soon the bells will start
And the thing that will make them ring
Is the carol that you sing
Right within your heart
Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer

Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer is a classic christmas song that tells the story of santa's most famous reindeer. Darkfong performs the song on his album A Very Merry Darkfong Christmas. In his rendition, he sings the song twice, 1st like normal, and again with Fogi adding humour to the lines.

## Lyrics

You know, there's Dasher, and Dancer
And Prancer and Vixen,
Comet and Cupid
and Donner and Blitzen.
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all?
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
"Rudolph, with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
T hen how the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
You'll go down in history"
Come On Fogi, take it away!
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (reindeer)
Had a very shiny nose (like a light bulb)
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows (like a light bulb)
All of the other reindeer (reindeer)
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph (Rudolph)
Join in any reindeer games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say (sing it Fogi!)
"Rudolph, with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
T hen how the reindeer loved him (loved him)
As they shouted out with glee (yippee)
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (reindeer)
You'll go down in history" (like Columbus!)
Fongaid/Setlist

Here is the full setlist of Fongaid at Manchester, a special all star concert taking place in aid of the official EndBabyShark campaign.

## Setlist

### Darkfong & Fogi (Part 1)

1. Overture
2. Introduction Bio
3. Welcome To Darkfong Universe
4. Baby Shark Has Gone Too Far
5. The Darkfong Christmas Medley

### Status Quo

1. Rockin' All Over The World
2. Down, Down

UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Pinkfong: Darkfong Edition

Pinkfong: Darkfong Edition refers to a series of rerecorded Pinkfong songs that often appear on Darkfong compilations of rivalship. They are typically recorded by Sarah Snook, Karen Gillen & Meagan Smith, with children's vocals by a local childrens chior that is located close to the headquaters to AsiaMedia. These were made to make the song recordings somewhat closer to Darkfong songs.
Darkfong (Character)

Profile Artwork

"I am the pro who will leave you shocked, I am the guy who will make all rivals drop, I am a real Professional, I am the greatest and most powerful fong, Darkfong!" - Darkfong.

Darkfong is the lead character from the franchise of the same name. He is a black fox with a humorous personality. He is voiced by franchise creator Calvin Jacks in all of his appearances.

## Music Career

Main Article: List of Darkfong Albums & Singles

Since 2016, Countless Darkfong albums have been released, alongside a numer of singles. Quite notably, whilst pinkfong is a 1 hit wonder for "Baby Shark", Darkfong has had several hits, including several Number one hits. Notably, Darkfong doesen't have a consistant genre, as he has tried countless different genres over the years, although alot of his tracks have a retro feel to them, he has also covered numerous songs.

## See Also

* Darkfong (character)/International Voices
Public Films Corporation

*Check out the official PFC Wiki: click here to visit*

The Public Films Corporation (PFC) is an American-British entertainment company formed by Beastest Nintendo DS Player In The World & the OmegaTrex Group in June 2012. The company is one of the largest new entertainment formations in the 2010s. It is well known for countless productions, as well as the PFC Vault. The company has distributed all of Bndspitw & OmegaTrex's works since 2012, and has worked with various outside companies.
Jingle Bells

Jingle Bells is a classic Christmas song. Darkfong recorded his own version on A Very Merry Darkfong Christmas alongside a bunch of parody versions.

## Lyrics

### Darkfong Version

Dashing through the snow

In a one-horse open sleigh

O'er the fields we go

Laughing all the way

Bells on bob tail ring

Making spirits bright

What fun it is to ride and sing

A sleighing song tonight! Oh!

**[Chorus]**

Jingle bells, jingle bells,

Jingle all the way.

Oh! what fun it is to ride

In a one-horse open sleigh. Hey!

Jingle bells, jingle bells,

Jingle all the way;

Oh! what fun it is to ride

In a one-horse open sleigh.

A day or two ago

I thought I'd take a ride

And soon, Miss Fanny Bright

Was seated by my side,

The horse was lean and lank

Misfortune seemed his lot

He got into a drifted bank

And then we got upsot.

**[Chorus]**

A day or two ago,

The story I must tell

I went out on the snow,

And on my back I fell;

A gent was riding by

In a one-horse open sleigh,

He laughed as there I sprawling lie,

But quickly drove away. Ah!

**[Chorus]**

Now the ground is white

Go it while you're young,

Take the girls tonight

and sing this sleighing song;

Just get a bobtailed bay

Two forty as his speed

Hitch him to an open sleigh

And crack! you'll take the lead.

**[Final Extended Chorus]**

Jingle bells, jingle bells,

Jingle all the way.

Oh! what fun it is to ride

In a one-horse open sleigh. Hey!

Jingle bells, jingle bells,

Jingle all the way;

Oh! what fun it is to ride

In a one-horse open sleigh.

Jingle bells, jingle bells,

Jingle all the way.

Oh! what fun it is to ride

In a one-horse open sleigh. Hey!

Jingle bells, jingle bells,

Jingle all the way;

Oh! what fun it is to ride

In a one-horse open sleigh.

Jingle bells, jingle bells,

Jingle all the way.

Oh! what fun it is to ride

In a one-horse open sleigh. Hey!

Jingle bells, jingle bells,

Jingle all the way;

Oh! what fun it is to ride

In a one-horse open sleigh!

### Funny Version

Dashing through the snow

In a beat up chevorlet

Look up into the sky

See santa's on his way

Bells on bob tail ring

One day he will say

"Ow, I Broke my foot when I was repairing my sleigh"

**[Chorus]**

Jingle bells, batman smells,

Robin laid an egg;

The batmobile broke it's wheel

And the joker got away, Hey!

Jingle bells, batman smells,

Robin laid an egg;

The batmobile broke it's wheel

And the joker got away.

Crashing through the snow

on a pair of broken skis

rolling down the mountain

smashing into trees!

The snow is turning red,

I think I'm nearly dead,

I woke up in the hospital

with stitches in my head!

**[Chorus]**

A day or Two ago,

A Story I must tell,

I found my self a turtle,

and he put me in his shell.

I tried to check my list,

I checked it not once but twice.

And soon I Found a piece,

of a very yucky slice.

**[Chorus]**

Now did you ever know

there were more words to this song?

I thought it was just the first part but it turns out I was wrong! (Not really!)

I do not know this verse

cuz no one on earth does

so let's all sing the melody and pretend just because...

**[Chorus]**
Twinkle Twinkle Giant Star

Twinkle Twinkle Giant Star is a parody of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star which Darkfong & Fogi sing in Fong V Fong. The song is one of many Darkfong songs that mocks Pinkfong. It seems to have got alot of insperation from the Darkfong & Fogi's Nursery Parody Rhymes series.

## Lyrics

**[Darkfong]**

Twinkle Twinkle Giant Star,
Darkfong Likes To Travel Far.
**[Fogi]**

Pinkfong is a Stupid brat,
I Bet his Car is really flat!
**[Both]**

Twinkle Twinkle Giant Star,
Darkfong Likes To Travel Far!
Darkfong Wiki

***Welcome to the     !***
A community based on Darkfong, a Bndspitw original!

Darkfong is a franchise which is an obvious parody of Smart Study's infamous Pinkfong franchise. For instance, the characters Darkfong (voiced by series creator Calvin Jacks) & Fogi (voiced by Paul Jacks) are parodies of Pinkfong & Hogi. The franchise has been aured in over 170 countries and dubbed into over 80 languages as of late 2022.

We're a collaborative community website about Darkfong that anyone, including you, can build and expand. Wikis like this one depend on readers getting involved and adding content. Click the "ADD NEW PAGE" or "EDIT" button at the top of any page to get started!

## Sister Wiki's

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Jeff Bennett

**Jeff Bennett** (born October 2, 1962) is an American voice actor who voiced Johnny Bravo in the eponymous television series, Brooklyn in *Gargoyles* and Kowalski in the *Penguins of Madagascar* series (replacing Chris Miller). In 2012, Bennett was awarded an Annie Award for his role in *The Penguins of Madagascar* and in 2016, he was awarded an Emmy Award for his role in *Transformers: Rescue Bots*. He has been listed among the top names in the voice-over field. He voices Tatamo.
Sofia Banzhaf

**Sofia Banzhaf** is a Canadian actress and filmmaker from Newfoundland and Labrador. Banzhaf was born in Germany and spent part of her early life in the United States. She is most noted for her 2019 short film *I Am in the World as Free and Slender as a Deer on a Plain*, which premiered at the 2019 Toronto International Film Festival and was named to TIFF's annual year-end Canada's Top Ten list for short films. As an actress, her roles have included the films *Closet Monster* (2015), *We Forgot to Break Up* (2017), *Splinters* (2018), *Black Conflux* (2019) and *Stage Mother* (2020), and the television series *Bitten*. She has also worked on Fong V Fong
Baby Shark is a Mental Looser

Baby Shark is a Mental Looser is a song by Darkfong, credited under the Pseudonym, Frijidpinkfong (a Pun on the rock band Frijidpink). The song is a 1970s-esc Rock song that has alot of Refferences and puns in it, some of the most notable are the Doki refferences ( "I've never seen that Silly Shark sitting down" a pun on "You'll never see him sitting down", "Shark Execution is never fun" a pun on "Expedition Is Always Fun") and a load more.
Shark Baby's Bigger Show

Not to be confused with Baby Shark's Big Show!, Baby Shark's Better Show & The Baby Shark Show.

## Shark Baby's Bigger Show

### Genre

* Stand-up comedy
* Satire
* Political satire
* Variety show
* Sketch comedy

### Production company

Beastest Nintendo DS Player In The World Television

### Country

* United States
* United Kingdom

### Language

English

Shark Baby's Bigger Show is a viarety show that's currently shown every weekday night at 07:00pm central on Bndspitw Cable TV. Hosted by Darkfong (Calvin Jacks) & Shark Baby (Issac Jacks), the show is best comparable to Saturday Night Live, but with a major Darkfong theming.
Frosty The Snowman

Frosty The Snowman is a popular Christmas song that has been recorded by countless people over the years. Darkfong performs a version on A Very Merry Darkfong Christmas, with Fogi providing the voice of Frosty.

## Lyrics

Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And two eyes made out of coal
Frosty the snowman is a fairytale they say
He was made of snow but the children
Know how he came to life one day
There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found
For when they placed it on his head
He began to dance around
Frosty the snowman
Was alive as he could be
And the children say he could laugh
And play just the same as you and me
Frosty the snowman
Knew the sun was hot that day
So he said
"Let's run and
We'll have some fun
Just before I melt away!"
Down to the village
With a broomstick in his hand
Running here and there all
Around the square saying
"Catch me if you can!"
He led them down the streets of town
Right to the traffic cop
And he only paused a moment when
He heard him holler "stop!"
Poor Frosty the snow man
Had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye saying
"Don't you cry
I'll be back again some day!"

Thumpity-thump-thump
Thumpity-thump-thump
Look at Frosty go
Thumpity-thump-thump
Thumpity-thump-thump
Over the hills of snow
Thumpity-thump-thump
Thumpity-thump-thump
Look at Frosty go
Thumpity-thump-thump
Thumpity-thump-thump
Over the hills of snow
Aubery Plaza

**Aubrey Christina Plaza** (born June 26, 1984) is an American actress, comedian, and producer. She began her career performing improv and sketch comedy at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater. She starred as April Ludgate on the NBC sitcom *Parks and Recreation* (2009–2015), and later featured in the FX drama series *Legion* (2017–2019). She voices Shark Granny & Lightfong.
Christmas Is All Around Me

Christmas Is All Around Me is a christmas-themed parody of Wet Wet Wet's massive hit Love Is All Around, which 1st appeared in the 2003 movie Love Actually. Darkfong covered it on his 2022 album Christmasland.

## Lyrics

I feel it in my fingers,
I feel it in my toes,
Christmas is all around me,
and so the feeling grows
It's written in the wind,
It's everywhere I go,
So if you really love Christmas,
C'mon and let it snow!
You know I love Christmas
I always will
My mind's made up
The way that I feel
There's no beginning
There'll be no end
Cuz on Christmas,
You can depend
You gave your presents to me
And I gave mine to you
I need Santa beside me
In everything I do
You know I love Christmas
I always will
My mind's made up
The way that I feel
There's no beginning
There'll be no end
Cuz on Christmas,
You can depend
Cuz on Christmas,
You can depend
It's written on the wind
It's everywhere I go
So if you really love me
C'mon and let it snow!
C'mon and let it snow!
So if you really love
C'mon and let it
If you really love me
C'mon and let it
Now if you really love me
C'mon and let it snow!
David Cross

**David Cross** (born April 4, 1964) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, director, and writer known for his stand-up performances, the HBO sketch comedy series *Mr. Show* (1995–1999), and his role as Tobias Fünke in the Fox/Netflix sitcom *Arrested Development* (2003–2006, 2013–2019).

Cross created, wrote, executive produced, and starred in *The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret* (2010–2016); developed and had a prominent role in *Freak Show* (2006); appeared on *Modern Family* (2011–2012); and portrayed Ian Hawke in the first three live-action/CGI *Alvin and the Chipmunks films* (2007–2011). Cross has also done voice work for the sitcom *Oliver Beene* (2003–2004), and has had lead voice-over roles in the *Kung Fu Panda* film franchise (2008–2016), *Megamind* (2010) and *Next Gen* (2018). He is also the voice of Thing B.
Pinkfong Hates Christmas

Pinkfong Hates Christmas is a 2019 song from Darkfong. It tells the story of why Pinkfong hates the famous event. It was originally released alongside Baby Shark Doesn't Know It's Christmas. The song refferences various songs in it.

## Lyrics

**[Spoken]**

Ho, Ho, Ho, It's Christmas time
And there's no need to be afraid
Because at Christmas time
We let in light and we banish shade
And in our world of plenty
We can spread a smile of joy
Come and spread your arms around the world
At Christmas time
But say a prayer
Pray for the other ones
At Christmas time *it's hard*
*But when you're having fun*
There's a world outside your window
And it's a world of dread and fear
Where a silly Pink fox is driving the world mad,
by his company making a very annoying song.
which consisnts entirley of the song title
and the lyrics "Du-Du-Du"
Well tonight thank god we'll be speading out
and telling you, cause
Here is the story of why Pinkfong hates Christmas.
**[Sung]**

Pinkfong went out for a ride
in a great big sleighing ride
He went to visit the north pole
but he ended up in the south pole.
He tried to touch his feelings
but no one liked his feelings
and when santa found him
He put him on the bad list for life.
**Chorus**

Pinkfong Hates Christmas
and he always has
Ever since he found out
That he has a spaz.
Santa gave him coal and poop
and when he asked for him to scoop
He put bleeding blood upon his head
and said that he is foolish fred.
Pinkfong said "I'm a bad little boy"
and Santa replyed "You aint getting no toy"
Hogi looked into the sack
And pulled out a toy that gave him a smack.
**Chorus**

So he went to bethlehem to see the new king,
but everyone said "There's no room in the inn"
so he left the town with a great big frown
and by the time he reached Nazareth he was upside down.
He Had a silent and holy night,
But with no mother or Christian child,
He was just a lonley and faithful pair,
but he didn't even have any curly hair.
**Chorus**

One lunchtime Pinkfong sat down with his friends,
but then realised his friendship was at the end,
cause soon a merry gentlemen,
was singing the refrain,
of his least favourite song,
a song he hated all day long,
and not long afterwards did his brother arrive,
with his backing band, the terrible five.
**Chorus**

He burned his head off at the park,
and not long afterwards he caught a fart,
He tried to build a snowman next,
but it melted on his giant hex,
He wrote a list of all his gifts,
but there were all all of terrible rifs.
And when he lost his flying crown,
he pulled the biggest ever frown.
**Chorus**

He tried to get fit at his local gym,
But he knew for sure he would never win.
His star flew off his tummy,
And his crown flew off, that's funny.
He tried to get some hot chocolate,
from his favourite place. sweven.
But it turns out that the drink he got
Was Deep and crisp and even!

**Chorus**

He tried to get a trip to Austin,
But the plane driver was drunk.
He drove the wrong way,
And ended up in Houston.
Pinkfong's brother entered the gig,
doing a rather big jiggity jig,
But by the next time he flew.
He did a massive sneeze, "Atchoo!"

**Chorus**

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Forum Studio

Forum Music Village is a recording studio located in Rome, Italy underneath the Sacro Cuore di Maria. It was founded by Ennio Morricone, Armando Trovajoli, Luis Bacalov and Piero Piccioni with the studio manager and producer Enrico De Melis in 1969. The company has dubbed Darkfong into Italian & Vatican.
Jill Talley

**Jill Talley** (born December 19, 1962) is an American actress and comedian. She is a main cast member on the animated series *SpongeBob SquarePants*, in which she voices Karen Plankton. Her other voice roles include Sarah Dubois on Adult Swim's *The Boondocks* and Rita Loud on *The Loud House*. She has also voiced Baby Shark on Season 2 (and reprints of Season 1) of Baby Shark's Big Show! when it aired in Equestria (replacing Kimiko Glenn).
Adam Carolla

**Adam Carolla** (born May 27, 1964) is an American radio personality, comedian, actor and podcaster. He hosts *The Adam Carolla Show*, a talk show distributed as a podcast which set the record as the "most downloaded podcast" as judged by *Guinness World Records* in 2011.

Carolla co-hosted the syndicated radio call-in program *Loveline* with Drew Pinsky from 1995 to 2005 as well as the show's television incarnation on MTV from 1996 to 2000. He was the co-host and co-creator of the television program *The Man Show* (1999–2004), and the co-creator and a regular performer on the television show *Crank Yankers* (2002–2007, 2019–present). He hosted *The Adam Carolla Project*, a home improvement television program which aired on TLC in 2005 and *The Car Show* on Speed TV in 2011. He was also involved in a bunch of preschool pilots and has worked with Agnes Wakeman.

He is also well known for announcing various Promos for HiT Entertainment in the 90s & early 2000s, as well as hosting The Little Big Club live from 1993-2010. He is the best known announcer of HiT Network.
The Rock N’ Roll Melody

The Rock N’ Roll Melody is a Medley that consists of (in order) Elvis Presley's Hound Dog & Jailhouse Rock, The Beatles Twist & Shout, Little Richard's Tutti Fruitti, Jerry Lee Lewis's Great Balls Of Fire, Fats Domino's I’m Walkin, Chuck Berry's Johnny B Goode, Little Richard's Long Tall Sally, Chuck Berry's Roll Over Beethoven & Elvis Presley's Blue Suede Shoes. Darkfong sings it in Fong V Fong when he is trying to showcase his skills.
Fogi

Fogi in "Fong V Fong"

"No one stands in the way of the Professional Fong team!" - Fogi

Fogi is Darkfong's trust assistant. He helps darkfong in many ways. He is known for his pretty high energy.

## Appearences

Fogi appeares in pretty much every single Darkfong production, acting as the secondary protagonist (with the main protagonist being the title character). He has announced countless Darkfong productions, such as Darkfong & Fogi's Game Show Marathons. He has also hosted Darkfong related productions, most notably The Great Fong Race.
Maika Monroe

Maika Monroe is an American actress and professional kiteboarder. She had her breakthrough headlining the horror film It Follows, which won her several accolades—including an Empire Award nomination. She voiced Baby Shark in a non-canon special called The Rivals Of Preschool TV. She, kinda infamously, gave him an Equestian Accent.
O Come, All Ye Faithful

O Come, All Ye Faithful (originally titled "Adeste Fideles") is a famous Christmas Carol of Latin Origin. Darkfong sings it on his christmas album.

## Lyrics

Adeste fideles læti triumphantes,
Venite, venite in Bethlehem.
O come, all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant!
O come ye, O come ye to Bethlehem;
Come and behold him
Born the King of Angels:
O come, let us adore Him, (3×)
Christ the Lord.
God of God, light of light,
Lo, he abhors not the Virgin's womb;
Very God, begotten, not created:
O come, let us adore Him, (3×)
Christ the Lord.
Sing, choirs of angels, sing in exultation,
Sing, all ye citizens of Heaven above!
Glory to God, glory in the highest:
O come, let us adore Him, (3×)
Christ the Lord.
Yea, Lord, we greet thee, born this happy morning;
Jesus, to thee be glory given!
Word of the Father, now in flesh appearing!
O come, let us adore Him, (3×)
Christ the Lord.
Venite adoremus (3×)
Dominum.
Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God)

Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God) is a 1985 song by Kate Bush that has been covered countless times over the years. One notable cover was a 2003 version by Placebo, which appears in Fong V Fong. Darkfong recorded a Christmas parody, entitled Running Up The North Pole Hill (A Deal With Santa) on Christmasland. As well as Fong V Fong, the song has also appeared in episode of The OC, The Vampire Diaries and Stranger Things.
Josh Keaton

**Joshua Luis Wiener** (born February 8, 1979), known by his stage name **Josh Keaton**, is an American voice actor. He is known for his roles as Takashi 'Shiro' Shirogane in *Voltron: Legendary Defender*, Spider-Man in various media in addition to Electro in the video game *Marvel's Spider-Man*, Jack Darby in *Transformers: Prime* and the adolescent Hercules in *Hercules*. He was also the voice of Ryu Hayabusa in the console versions of *Ninja Gaiden*, and the voice of Revolver Ocelot in *Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater*. He is also the voice of King Anduin Wrynn in the MMORPG *World of Warcraft* & Arc in Trouble At Rainbow Kingdom. Between 2007 & 2013, he provided the English voice of Doki in Discovery Magazine commercials, the Doki web series and various other media. He voices The Playful Puppy, a Doki influenced character, in Fong V Fong.
Winter Wonderland

Winter Wonderland is an iconic Christmas song that has had thounsands of recordings. Darkfong recorded his own version on the album A Very Merry Darkfong Christmas in 2019.

## Lyrics

Over the ground lies a mantle of white
A heaven of diamonds shine down through the night
Two hearts are thrillin’
in spite of the chill in the weather
Love knows no season
Love knows no clime
Romance can blossom any old time
Here in the open
We’re walkin’ and hopin’ together

Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?
In the lane, snow is glistening
A beautiful sight
We're happy tonight
Walking in a winter wonderland
Gone away is the bluebird
Here to stay is a new bird
He sing's a love song
While we stroll along
Walking in a winter wonderland

In the meadow, we can build a snowman
We'll pretend that he is Parson Brown
He'll say, are you married?
We'll say, no man
But you can do the job when you're in town

Later on, we'll conspire
As we dream by the fire
To face unafraid
The plans that we've made
Walking in a winter wonderland
(Instrumental)

In the meadow, we can build a snowman
And pretend that he's a circus clown
We'll have lots of fun with Mr. Snowman
Until the other Kids knock him down (knock him down!)
When it snows, ain't it thrillin'
Though your nose gets a-chillin'
We'll frolic and play
The Eskimo way
Walking in a winter wonderland
Walking in a winter wonderland
Walking in a winter wonderland
Walking in a winter wonderland!
Deck The Halls

Deck The Halls is a classic christmas song. Darkfong covered it on the Christmas Carol disk of his 1st Christmas album A Very Merry Darkfong Christmas.

## Lyrics

Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
'Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Troul the ancient Yuletide carol,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
See the blazing yule before us,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Strike the harp, and join the chorus:
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Follow me in merry measure,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
While I sing of Yuletide's treasure.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Fast away the old year passes,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses:
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Sing we joyous all together,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Heedless of the wind and weather.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Heartbreak Hotel

"**Heartbreak Hotel**" is a song recorded by American singer Elvis Presley. It was released as a single on January 27, 1956, Presley's first on his new record label RCA Victor. It was written by Mae Boren Axton and Tommy Durden, with credit being given also to Presley. It has had countless cover versions, including a Darkfong sung version from Fong V Fong
Karen Gillen

**Karen Sheila Gillan** (born 28 November 1987) is a Scottish actress. Gillan gained recognition for her work in British film and television, particularly for playing Amy Pond, a primary companion to the Eleventh Doctor in the science fiction series *Doctor Who* (2010–2013), for which she received several awards and nominations. She voices Hogi in various Darkfong Media.
Christmasland

Christmasland is a compilation album of 60 new songs by Darkfong. The themeing of the album consists of Christmas parodies of non-christmas songs. The insperation came from the movie "Love Actually", which featured a christmas parody of Wet Wet Wet's Love Is All Around, entitled "Christmas Is All Around", which a cover version was featured as track 1 on the album. Apart from that, the rest of the parodies for the most part were newly written by the crew behind Darkfong.

## Tracklisting

All songs are listed with the original title and the artist of the version that the parody is based on.

### Disk 1

1. Christmas Is All Around Me (Love Is All Around Me) - Wet Wet Wet, 1994
2. Santa Say (Maggie May) - Rod Stewart, 1971
3. Santa All Over The World (Rockin' All Over the World) - Status Quo, 1977
4. I Say a Winter Prayer for You (I Say a Little Prayer for You) - Aretha Franklin, 1968
5. I Heard It Through the Sleigh Bells (I Heard It Through the Grapevine) - Marvin Gaye, 1977
6. I Feel Merry (I Got You (I Feel Good)) - James Brown, 1964
7. You're the Santa, the Snowman, My Reindeer (You're the First, the Last, My Everything) - Barry White, 1973
8. Come On Santa (Come On Eileen) - Dexys Midnight Runners, 1982
9. Santa Claus, I Want You Back (I Want You Back) - The Jackson 5, 1969
10. What's Santa Got to Do With It (What's Love Got to Do With It) - Tina Turner, 1984
11. The Christmas Mash (The Monster Mash) - Bobby Boris Picket & the Krypt Kickers, 1962
12. Wonderland (Wonderwall) - Oasis, 1995
13. You Can't Hurry Santa (You Can't Hurry Love) - Phil Collins, 1982

UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Daddy Shark

*Not to be confused with Shark Daddy.*

## Appearances

### Portrayed by

* Matthew Digiacomo Anipen (Pinkfong Web Videos)
* Eric Edelstein (Baby Shark's Big Show!)
* Unknown (Baby Shark's Big Show!, UK)
* Ryan O'Donohue (Darkfong Media)

"Did you just insalt me" - Daddy Shark, Fong V Fong

Daddy Shark (also known as Nick) is Baby Shark's Father.
Emily VanCamp

**Emily Irene VanCamp** (born May 12, 1986) is a Canadian actress. She first came to prominence for her work with producer Greg Berlanti, who cast her as a series regular on The WB drama *Everwood* (2002–2006) and the ABC drama *Brothers & Sisters* (2007–2010). VanCamp gained further recognition by portraying the lead role of Emily Thorne on the ABC series *Revenge* from 2011 to 2015. She voices Shark Mommy.
Jessica Dicicco

**Jessica Sonya DiCicco** (/ˈdɪtʃiːkoʊ/) (born June 10, 1980) is an American actress. She is known for voicing in animated television series and video games. Her first voice role was the announcer for Nickelodeon's educational channel Noggin. DiCicco has since voiced various other characters for Nickelodeon, including Gwen in *The Mighty B!*, Selina and Miele in *Winx Club*, Lynn Loud and Lucy Loud in *The Loud House*, and Annie Bramley in *It's Pony*. Some of her voice roles on other networks include Maggie Pesky in Disney Channel's *The Buzz on Maggie* and Flame Princess in Cartoon Network's *Adventure Time*, which earned her worldwide recognition. She received a Daytime Emmy nomination for voicing Malina in *The Emperor's New School*. She voices Captain Zorra in Shimmer & Shine: The Abridged Series and has also had several roles in Darkfong.
Let It Go

"**Let it Go**" is a 1981 song by English rock band Def Leppard from their multi-platinum album *High 'n' Dry*. It was one of two singles from the album, and reached number 34 on the US Mainstream Rock charts. It was originally titled "When the Rain Falls" with different lyrics as played at New Theatre in Oxford in 1980.

The 7" single runs about 30 seconds shorter than the album version; no lyrics are removed, but the opening guitar intro and the other guitar solos are shortened slightly.

The song plays in a scene from the 2022 movie Fong V Fong.

The song is not to be confused with many other songs called Let It Go, these include the infamous song from Frozen, as well as songs by Alexandra Burke, Devlin, DJ Khaled, Dragonette, Loudness, George Strait and many others.
Hark The Herald

Hard The Herald Angel's Sing is a classic Christmas carol recorded by Darkfong on A Very Merry Darkfong Christmas.

## Lyrics

Hark! The herald-angels sing
"Glory to the newborn king;
Peace on earth and mercy mild,
God and sinners reconciled"
Joyful all ye nations rise,
Join the triumph of the skies
With the angelic host proclaim
"Christ is born in Bethlehem"
Hark! The herald-angels sing
"Glory to the new-born king"
Christ, by highest heaven adored
Christ, the everlasting Lord,
Late in time behold Him come
Offspring of a Virgin's womb:
Veiled in flesh the Godhead see,
Hail the incarnate Deity
Pleased as man with man to dwell
Jesus, our Emmanuel
Hark! The herald-angels sing
"Glory to the newborn King"
Hail the Heaven-born Prince of Peace!
Hail the Sun of Righteousness!
Light and life to all He brings,
Risen with healing in His wings;
Mild He lays His glory by
Born that man no more may die
Born to raise the sons of earth
Born to give them second birth
Hark! The herald angels sing
"Glory to the new-born king"
The EBSN Newshour

The EBSN Newshour is a Daily hour long news show aired everyday at 1:00pm central time on EBSN. The show takes a look at the latest updates on entertainment and informal reports, as well as giving an update on reports related to the EndBabyShark campaign and similar topics. The show name is based somewhat on the PBS NewsHour, most famously hosted by Robert MacNeil & Jim Lehrer.