Sexy Martian

"**Sexy Martian**" is the second track from *Inception of Perfection*.

## Story

"Sexy Martian" describes Marko Marko's supposed affair with the eponymous Martian. Upon witnessing the Martian, it is love at first sight and Marko Marko expresses his displeasure with "Earth chicks", in addition to his fascination with her alien features and "kinky" behaviour; however, it turns out that the Martian is in fact intent on human extinction. Despite originally being content with spending his final days with the Martian, Marko Marko pleads with her not to "blow up the Earth" as the track ends with distant explosions.

## Lyrics

```
It was a normal day just like any other
Going for a stroll, chilling with my brothers
When we heard a bang and we saw a flash
Something fell from the sky with an almighty crash
We went to check it out, but when we got there
What we found really gave us a scare
A giant crater and a ring of fire
Whatever'd happened, the situation was dire
Then the smoke cleared, there stood a spaceship
Circular and shiny with a pointy tip
Did it come from Mars to take over our planet?
We're all gonna die, this is the end, god dammit!
Then with a swoosh opened the blast door
My heart skipped a beat and my mouth hit the floor
Then something came out which changed my life
A Martian and my future wife

All these Earth chicks are just the same
Digging for gold and spreading their lies
Now here you are, girl, what your name?
Bringing your sexy from beyond the skies
All these Earth chicks are not for me
To down my advances, I wish you were dead
But here you are, girl, who you be?
Slither out your spaceship and into my bed

Zap!

You turn me on with your outer space lasers
Your eight-inch teeth, sharp like razors
You flew so far to get to Earth
No doubt to check out my astronomical girth
Shake your ass, so many ripples
Show me your breasts, so many nipples
Skin so green and eyes so red
Can you get those eight legs behind your head?
Smelling kinda funky and dripping with slime
I wanna get with you, girl, and make you mine
I love your humps and your tentacles too
So many genitals, I don't know what to do
Let's get outta here, back to my place
Extraterrestrial level, we can start a new race
That high-pitched screech, girl, I can't understand
Just shut your three mouths and take me by the hand

All these Earth chicks are just the same
Reach out to touch them and they spray you with Mace
Now here you are, girl, what your name?
Dragging that booty all the way from space
All these Earth chicks are not for me
Spike a few drinks and they call the police
But here you are, girl, who you be?
An angel from the stars, gotta have me a piece

Zap!

Now you put me in handcuffs aboard your ship
Kinky thing taking me on a galactic trip
Face down on your table without my pants
I like the way you flirt, girl, I'm ready to dance
What's that thing you're sticking up my rear?
I might like it rough, but is that my ear?
I'm into you, shorty, I'll treat you real good
So please let me keep just some of my blood
Don't kill us all, just give me a kiss
I can still take you away from all this
Put down your lasers, stop playing hard to get
All this talk of our extinction is making me sweat
But if I have to die, I suppose it's okay
I gotta be with you on my final day
As apocalypses go, things could be worse
I'm with the sexiest being in the universe

All these Earth chicks are just the same
Digging for gold and spreading their lies
Now here you are, girl, what your name?
Bringing your sexy from beyond the skies
All these Earth chicks are just the same
Reach out to touch them and they spray you with Mace
Now here you are, girl, what your name?
Dragging that booty all the way from space

You're so sexy
Please don't kill me
I can show you my worth
If you don't blow up the Earth

```

## Personnel

* Marko Marko – vocals, writer, programming
* Neil Beforeme – programming
* Peteorite – programming

## Trivia

* Length: 3:39
* This is the first track where every MegaMind collaborated for the music.