Backstage

## **Wrestling Arena**

BFW takes place in a void, where marijuana is legal. Everything in the ring is legal, except the use of guns. It's only illegal if Brendaniel says so, or if he thinks someone is lame and stupid. Stealing is not a crime. In the void Brendaniel is safe from everything, a luxury that does not extend to other commentators, the wrestlers, or the audience. BFW takes place nowhere and everywhere, it takes place outside of space and time. It is one of the most interesting mysteries of our time. BFW is a direct sequel to The Last of Us 2. The cards for the matches, written by Brendaniel before each episode, subsequently rewrite themselves in blood when surprise matches take place, as witnessed by Stebby.

Diamonds and money thrown into the ring are used for a variety of purposes, including the payment of wrestlers and contracts, the funding of BFW, and as little treats for Brendaniel to eat. 99% of the budget goes to Dr. Phil, while the last 1% funds everything else. The only wrestler who is paid is Dr. Phil, all other wrestlers were on death row and were sent to BFW for a second chance at life. Despite being here against, their will, they all want to be here, because it's an honor to be at BFW.

BFW is notably better and more powerful than the WWE, and BFW will be overpowering the McMahons and taking over the Saturday or Sunday weekend entertainment timeslot.

BFW does not have insurance, and there is no wellness policy, as health is not an issue and people regularly die in the ring. Wrestlers are summoned from their various worlds by a Stargate teleporter that Brendaniel found in a shop in Funny City, which is notorious for selling a gremlin, which proceeded to kill five people, to a child. The teleportation has been described as "discombobulating". When you come in through the Stargate, you lose a little bit of your power.

Wrestlers train in the BFW training gym, which is much more violent than a Pokemon gym.

Due to the outcome of the Tag Team match between Goro Majima and Devil Satan vs Kiryu Kazuma and Jesus Christ, it was decided that all souls would be sent to Hell at death, no matter what.

## **Commentator's Desk**

A place for the commentators to sit, talk, and call the matches.

## **Janitorial Mines**

The janitorial mines lie within the bowels of BFW. Jobs in the janitorial mines include scrubbing toilets with your tongue. There's a lot of blood, and there are moving intestines throughout. The blood from the ring is drained into the janitorial mines goes down into the meat basement and coagulates to create new lifeforms.

## **Meat Basement**

Minkle put a live seal (the animal) down there to see what would happen to it. If the seal stays down there it could either take over the meat basement or it could be consumed by it. Consumption of the seal could make the meat basement stronger, which would mean that the Corporate Necromancer would have to travel to the meat basement to rectify it. Brendaniel plans to get the meat basement exorcised before this happens. It was supposedly decommissioned by Brendaniel, but this turned out to be a lie. It is accessed via secret hatch.

## **Behind the Scenes**

Backstage houses a condiment table and a concession stand.

There exists a time dilation crystal somewhere backstage.

BFW does not have a cleaning crew, as Brendaniel can't afford it.

## **Staff**

### **The Court Wizard**

The court wizard transmogrifies the wrestlers to make them more acceptable to fight in BFW.

### **Court Necromancers**

The in-house court necromancers resurrect wrestlers, but for a price. In an Undeath Match, they can only bring back one of the competitors back from the dead, because their souls become intermingled, and one must be sacrificed to save the other. The court necromancers also work as exorcists. They put magic seals down in the meat basement underneath the janitorial mines for the safety of all.

### **Corporate Necromancer**

He and Brendaniel don't get along very well.

### **Forge Master**

The Forge Master, Torbjörn, forges the illustrious title belts of BFW. The title belts are born of blood from the forges of BFW.

### Corporate Board Members

There are at least six corporate board members, who are equally divided in opinion on the appropriate horniness level allowed in BFW. They communicate via telepathy. One notable corporate board member is Pennywise. There is no way for Brendaniel to fight against the devil magic of the corporate board.