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Yoda

## Keywords

**Guidance, Ataru Mastery, Immune: Pierce, Master of the Force 2**

## Weapons

Yoda's Lightsaber

Range: Melee |4

**Impact 2, Pierce 2**

Force Wave

Range: 1-2 |4

**Blast, Suppressive**

## Keywords

### **Unit:**

* **Guidance** *(Choose another friendly trooper unit at range 1-2. That unit may perform a free non-attack action.)*
* **Ataru Mastery** *(You can perform up to 2 attack actions. After you perform an attack, gain 1 dodge token. After you defend, gain 1 aim token. While defending against a ranged attack, if you spend a dodge token, the attacker suffers 1 wound for each Defense result rolled.)*
* **Immune: Pierce**
* **Master of the Force 2**

### **Weapons**:

* **Yoda's Lightsaber:**
	+ **Impact 2** *(While attacking a unit that has **Armor**, change up to **2***  *result to a*  *result.)*
	+ **Pierce 2** *(When attacking, ignore up to 2 block results.)*
* **Force Wave**:
	+ **Blast**
	+ **Suppressive**
The Mayor's Wife

The Mayor of Hamilton's wife had a debate against Howard Levi's while he was running for mayor against her husband. Howard demanded to debate her instead of her husband and made sure security kept the mayor out. Howard screamed at the mayor's wife during they're debate and went up in the polls as a result (despite objectively losing the debate).

As per the town charter, if her husband dies while in office, she will become mayor.
This Is Gay

This Is Gay is Hamilton High School's mascot. "This Is Gay" was chosen to be the school's mascot based on a unanimous write-in vote by Hamilton's students. The homophobic nature of the write-in infuriated Todd Padre who made a point of ensuring This Is Gay be a positive pro-gay role model. He has been described as an Adonis with long flowing hair and six-pack abs and greatly resembles Leslie Padre's boyfriend.

This Is Gay is a 27-year-old gay man from a city near Hamilton. He was found through a Craigslist ad (posted by Todd) titled "Looking for a man from a nearby town who is gay and attractive." He is paid a full salary to be the mascot.

This Is Gay attended Hamilton High School's prom (the theme of which was also This Is Gay) giving fashion criticism and also building tables so as not to appear stereotypical. He went to the prom with his new polyamorous partners: Leslie and her boyfriend.
Season 6

**Season 6**

Episode 1: Rhelephant with Substitute Teacher Gym Smith (Scott Aukerman)

Episode 2: Pizza Hole

Episode 3: Toddorade with Crossing Guard Corey B. Mobbin (Ego Nwodim)

Episode 4: The Bleachers Lounge

Episode 5: Nice to Fajita with Waitress Dolly Price (Julie Brister)

Episode 6: Doms Hopkins

Episode 7: Amandakin
ZX Flame Projector

Pips: 2

Operative: Boba Fett

 Card Text/Abilities

Miniatures Activated: Boba Fett.

During Boba Fett's activation he gains the following weapons:

Range 0,1: 1 Red d8

* **Blast**: (*Ignore cover.*)

* **Spray**: (*Add this weapon's dice to the attack pool one time for each mini in the defending unit to which line of sight is not blocked.*)
S01E06: The Prom Debacle with Graduating Senior Stephanie AIDS (D'Arcy Carden)

**Synopsis**

In this episode, the teacher's discuss the chaos that was prom and the events leading up to the big day. They are also joined by Stephanie AIDS (D'Arcy Carden), the head of the prom committee and Iraq War veteran, to unpack what happened.

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##### **General**

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* "You're killing me AIDs!" -Bill Cravy
* "Va, Va, Voom! This baby's got curves!" -Bill Cravy

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Podd Tadre

**"Podd Tadre"** was a supposed up-and-coming 10-year-old student at Hamilton High School who enrolled as a freshman shortly after the Teachers' grand return following the destruction of Swine High. Podd was alleged to have a special, close connection to Todd Padre, evidenced by their collaboration on the new school play, which was about Podd's relationship to Todd's ex-wife. Podd was ambitious, juggling a starring role in the school play, speaking duties at chapel, and a romantic relationship with another new Hamilton hire, Mary Kay LaTourneau, all stepping stones to eventual recognition as the town hero.

However, suspicions quickly rose among the Teachers, as the goals and achievements of Podd lined up very closely with Todd's ambitions in prior seasons, and many of the times the two were supposedly together were marked by one or the other suddenly appearing to be a scarecrow.

Eventually, the full story came out. While Todd had originally been playing the part of Podd for attention, he was eventually overwhelmed, and Podd became a separate personality living a dual life in Todd's body. In the lead-up to the Teachers' third exile from Hamilton, in extremely convoluted circumstances, Podd was violently murdered by Todd via gunshot, after Podd's torrid affair with Todd's ex-wife was discovered.

Initially, Podd was accompanied by a series of less developed alter-egos, such as Rodd Dadre, Zodd, and Scrodd. In spite of this, Podd Tadre should not be confused with Tall Padre, who, though initially alleged to be another young alter-ego of Todd, was eventually verified to be a genuine distinct individual.
Mary Holland

#### **Biography (from UCB website)**

Mary Holland is an improviser and actor originally from Galax, VA. She received her BFA in Acting from Northern Illinois University, and studied at iO Chicago. After moving to LA, she continued studying at UCB, where she is currently a regular performer and teacher. Television credits include: Blunt Talk on Starz, Silicon Valley, Parks and Rec, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Newsreaders on Adult Swim, Birthday Boys, and Comedy Bang! Bang! on IFC. Film credits include: *And Then There Was Eve* and *Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates.* She was named a "New Faces: Characters" performer for the 2014 Montreal Just for Laughs Festival, and has been listed as a comedian to watch on Vulture and Splitsider. UCB credits include: Weekend team JV (performing #Throwback Friday), Wild Horses, This Show is Not Funny, Brand New Ball, Maude team New Money, Wilhelm (performing the improvised movie), and she's also a rotating cast member for ASSSSCAT.

* Twitter
* Instagram
Vehicle

## UNIT TYPE

A vehicle is a unit type that consists of one or more miniatures affixed to either a medium, large, or huge base.

* There are two subtypes of vehicles: repulsor and ground. Each unit’s type or subtype is presented on its unit card beneath that unit’s artwork.
* Each vehicle has a resilience value, which determines the amount of wounds that can be assigned to that vehicle before it is damaged, disabled, or one of its weapons is disrupted.
* The base of each vehicle is embossed with lines that create firing arcs.
* The base of each vehicle features both a front and rear notch.

> » When performing a standard move with a vehicle, a player inserts a movement tool into the vehicle’s front notch.
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> » When performing a reverse with a vehicle, a player inserts the movement tool into the vehicle’s rear notch.
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### The vehicle movement rules are as follows:

> » Ground vehicles and repulsor vehicles can pivot.
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> » Ground vehicles can reverse, but repulsor vehicles cannot. Ground vehicles are the only units that can reverse.
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> » Ground vehicles can move through repulsor vehicles but not other ground vehicles.
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> » Ground vehicles can move through and end their movement overlapping troopers and displace them when doing so.
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> » Ground vehicles with a non-round base displace trooper minis when they pivot.
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> » Repulsor vehicles can move through troopers and vehicles. Only repulsor vehicles can move through ground vehicles.
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* Ground vehicles can perform the standby action, but repulsor vehicles cannot.
* Vehicles can be in a melee but cannot be engaged.
* Ground vehicles can obscure other minis and thus provide other units with cover; repulsor vehicles do not obscure other minis and do not provide cover.

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* Vehicles can block line of sight.

### Related Topics:

Damaged, Disabled, Displacement, Firing Arcs, Line of Sight, Melee, Movement, Notch, Pivot, Resilience, Reverse, Troopers, Unit, Weapon Disrupted, See "Additional Terrain Rules"
Tokens

This page is for all tokens, regardless of use.

## Gameplay Tokens

Gameplay tokens (not a defined category of tokens) are define the Battlefield during the Setup. The order tokens help track which units had an order issued to them during the Command Phase, and which units have already activated during the current round.

## Expendable Effect Tokens

These are collectively referred to as "Green Tokens". They are assigned to a defined unit, and give a defined benefit when a unit spends them. As a general rule, they are removed from the board during the End Phase of each round (while sometimes effects will allow a unit to keep a token, those are the exception to the rule).

 Dodge
 Standby
 Observation
 Surge

## Charge Tokens

Charge tokens are placed one the battlefield by units with the Arm Card Action. Those charge remain in place on the battlefield until they are triggered with the Detonate Card Action.

## Status Tokens

These tokens are placed on a unit to indicate some kind of effect or status of a unit. They belong to the unit they are assigned to, and move with that unit. Generally they are placed next to unit leader, except wound tokens, which can be assigned to an individual mini. Sometimes, to reduce clutter on the battlefield and if both players agree, wound tokens may be placed on the unit card instead of the battlefield.

## Specialty Tokens

Specialty tokens are used to apply unique effects that come from a specific card or character.

The tokens are initially placed facedown (with the blaster pistol side visible. If an enemy unit comes within Range 1 and Line of Site of the token, it is revealed (flipped over).
The blank (empty black side) is for "Smoke and Mirrors" (no effect).
The explosion is for "Kablamo!", which detonates as outlined on the command card.
The Bane is for "Here I Am", which plays Cad Bane where to the token's location and Cad Bane gets to issue himself an order.
 Graffiti
S02E04: The Think Method with School Band Teacher Marty Mountain (Paul F. Tompkins)

**Synopsis**

Mr. Padre's Poke restaurant’s bathroom has its grand opening, Mr. Weatherman’s picked up the nickname “The Big Nightmare”, Mr. Cravy’s star “human” runner, Cheetahman, is in hot water for licking himself during the national anthem, and a new side of Mr Levi’s appears during a confrontation with school band teacher Marty Mountain (Paul F. Tompkins) over Mr. Mountain’s controversial teaching methods.

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Characters

#### **Teachers:**

* Bill Cravy
* Howard Levi’s
* Todd Padre
* Sam Weatherman
* Klaus Kendall (Shop)
* Marty Mountain (School Band)
* Ms. Smuckers (Home Ec)
* Mr. Thompson (Student Government)
* Mr. Agapeian
* Miss Holloway
* Bill Nuvaring
* Mr. Ronald
* Carly Winston
* Gym Smith (Substitute)

#### **Staff:**

* Harriet Splooge
* Ray Coufus
* Ladysmith Black Mambazo
* Mildred Upingsbottom
* Eddie Klueger

#### **Students:**

* The Rumor Chick
* Stephanie Aids
* Barbara Tasty
* The Wemberlys
* Cheetahman
* Laveefee Nuvaring
* Juan Carlos Nuvaring
* Luke
* Bill Cravy's Daughter
* Spike Feirstein
* Rebecca Stevens
* Brad
* Compliment Chick
* Tina
* Richard Handson
S03E03: The Squealer with Marley FromMarleyAndMe (Jessica McKenna)

**Synopsis**

The teachers discuss upcoming projects for the school year, shaming referees and Mr. Levi's fappening. Later, Swine High School's editor-in-chief Marley FromMarleyAndMe stops by to ask for a few comments.

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Dan Lippert

**Biography (from UCB website)**

Dan (almost) graduated from USC with a degree in theatre and is a proud alum of the school's long form group, Second Nature. He currently performs improv weekly at UCB Franklin with Winslow and sketch/improv with Big Grande. Dan co-created the stop-motion series Friendship All-Stars, along with Harry Chaskin and UCB pal Justin Michael. He's appeared on Son of Zorn, Workaholics, Comedy Bang Bang, and the WWE Network's animated series Camp WWE as the voice of The Big Show.

@danlippert
S03E06: Fishdrawals with Bus Driver Cody Cleghorn (Alison Rich)

**Synopsis**
The guys discuss massages, Mr. Weatherman's Little Boy Cowboys and Mr. Padre's new artistic endeavor. Later, Swine High's bus driver Cody Cleghorn stops by to condemn the hook-up culture in his vehicle.

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The Mayor of Hamilton

The current Mayor of Hamilton is widely considered to be the best mayor the city has ever had. In fact, the people of Hamilton once put on a "Best Mayor Festival" in his honor, which John Mayer attended and conceded to Hamilton's Mayor during. As per the town charter, if he dies while in office, his wife will become mayor.

ThIn Season 1, he ran for re-election against Howard Levi's.
Season 5

**Season 5**

Episode 1: Fantastic Sam's

Episode 2: Never Married, Never Will Be! with Casting Director Marisa Weird (Mary Holland)

Episode 3: Ronald Reggae with Singer Matisyahu (Carl Tart)

Episode 4: The Preacher's Lounge - Moses's Ark with Reverend Samuel Ezekiel (Echo Kellum)

Episode 5: Big Little Steve

Episode 6: Sum 41 Year Old with YouTube Star E. Dream Vignette (Tawny Newsome)

Episode 7: Ma'ammalton with Composer Orn Tornato (Paul F. Tompkins)

Episode 8: Christian Bails
Miss Holloway

Miss Holloway is a teacher at Hamilton High School. The only place to purchase prom tickets was in Miss Holloway’s classroom during lunch, which resulted in all 4000 Hamilton students storming her classroom breaking both of Miss Holloway's ankles in the process. The students felt so bad about this incident that, after Miss Holloway returned to school, they all rushed her classroom again breaking both her legs in the process rendering her bedridden. Despite the fact that Miss Holloway was in a coma, she still had a meeting with the prom planning committee in her hospital bed.

She has a contentious relationship with Marla Nuvaring. This is because Miss Holloway has continually blocked the admittance of Marla's pet bears into Hamilton High School.

Miss Holloway's home phone number is 679-382-1487.
Wookiee Chieftain

Front

## Keywords

**Agile 1, Charge, Duelist, Indomitable, Scale**

## Weapons

Ancestral Weapon

Range: Melee |222

Chieftain's Bowcaster

Range: 1-3 |4

**Impact 1, Pierce 1**

## Possible Upgrades

Command • Gear • Training (X2)

* **Charge** *(After you perform a move action, you may perform a free melee attack action.)*
* **Duelist** *(While performing a melee attack, if you spend an aim token gain **Pierce 1**. While defending against a melee attack, if you spend a dodge token gain **Immune: Pierce**.)*
* **Indomitable** *(During your Rally step, roll red defense dice instead of white.)*
* **Scale** *(You gain **Unhindered** and **Expert Climber**. You may perform a free clamber maneuver before or after you move.)*
	+ **Unhindered** *(You ignore the effects of difficult terrain)*
	+ **Expert Climber** *(While clambering, do not roll defense dice or suffer wounds.)*

### **Weapons**:

* **Ancestral Weapon**
* Chieftain's Bowcaster
	+ **Impact 1** *(While attacking a unit that has **Armor**, change up to **1**  result to a  result.)*
	+ **Pierce 1** *(When attacking, ignore up to **1** block results.)*
Other Podcasts

There are a number of **other podcasts** that occasionally replace episodes of the Teachers Lounge, either by sabotage or accidentally. Most of these podcasts have similar names and four hosts, but each has a different theme and setting.

Notably, Episode Mini 21 features the hosts of all the other podcasts combined into one episode.
S05E01: Fantastic Sam's

**Synopsis**

-The guys move where everyone goes after getting a huge ego and alienating everyone in their home town. The teachers record this episode in deep OJ territory, in Kato's backhouse.

#### **Notes**

##### **Bill Cravy**

* Interviewed at Hollywood Highschool
* Pulled out his hair and glued grass back on
* Bill meets Chris, his agent, who is parading him around like a dog
* Chris uses treats to reward Bill

##### **Howard Levi's**

* Records this whole time
* Mentions Stu's body has had a ton of sex
* Has become a "set teacher" on the show *Riverdale* (maybe actual a bathroom attendant)

##### **Todd Padre**

* Thinks OJ is the most humble man alive
* Used to run a rickshaw around the hills of LA
* Mentions the Goldman-Brown Murder-Suicide Debacle
* Ron Goldman gave a Todd a signature before the debacle
* According to Todd, Ron Goldman chopped his own head over
* Todd collects evidence, including the bullets that killed Tupac
* Todd got elective surgery to remove his tonsils and appendix
* Thinks Canada is south of the US
* Thinks Nachos is Poutine

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* "I wish old Howards died forever" -Todd Padre
* "Big wink from you, not our three voices" - Bill Cravy
* "Watch where you are going! This is a construction site!" -Construction Workers who saw Todd with his Tonsils taped back
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Howard Levi's' Therapist

Howard Levi's' therapist was court-appointed after he accidentally showed a slide of Anthony Weiner's penis to a crowd of Hamilton citizens when he was briefly elected mayor. Howard's therapist is also a bus driver and Howard attends their therapy sessions while riding the bus. After their sessions, she drops Howard off wherever he wants without making him pay a fare. Sam Weatherman was court-ordered to stop seeing her for therapy because their sessions kept resulting in bus crashes.
Eddie Cum

Eddie Cum is the ex-husband of Harriet Splooge. The two were together for 5 years but only married for one month before getting their marriage annulled. He literally, figuratively, metaphorically, emotionally, and mentally screwed Harriet over a fence (specifically a barbed wire fence by the side of a cow pasture).
Jennie Pierson

#### **Biography (from UCB website)**

Jennie is an actor/improviser/writer based in Los Angeles. Currently she is a member of the UCBTLA Maude team Nephew. Television credits include Powerpuff Girls (Cartoon Network), Children's Hospital (Comedy Central), Blackish (ABC), The Birthday Boys (IFC), Conan (TBS), Hello Ladies (HBO), Two Broke Girls (CBS), Funny Or Die Presents (HBO), and Don't Trust The B--- In Apartment 23 (ABC). She can also be seen in the upcoming movie Brothers In Law produced by Lorne Michaels. Jennie has been involved with UCB since 2008 and has performed in, written and hosted dozens of shows including: Amanda and Jennie: Best Friends, Let's Do This, Harold Night, Maude Night, The OKCupid Show, Before You Were Funny, The It Sucked Awards, The Birthday Boys, and many more! On the web, you can find Jennie all over Funnyordie.com. Also, recently in the Comedy Central series Questionable Science with Rich Fulcher and Filthy Preppy Teens on Fullscreen.

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Howard Milton (Todd's Therapist)

Howard Milton is Todd Padre's therapist and a mannequin from H&M dressed as Alan Dershowitz. He practices at Howard Milton's Psychiatry located on 4th Street in Hamilton. Todd rented the best office space in town for Howard. Howard's office has floor-to-ceiling windows, so that he and Todd's therapy sessions can be easily viewed by the paying customers. Howard's practice was shut down after Todd revealed that he was profiting off their sessions/performances.

Howard Milton has told Todd that he has to stop seeking out the same kinds of relationships.
S03E04: The Gothness Monster with Mildred Upingsbottom (Kirby Howell-Baptiste)

**Synopsis**

The guys discuss sloppy joes, Mr. Padre's upcoming theatrical production and Mr. Weatherman's Little Boy Cowboys. Then Swine High School's dinner lady Mildred Upingsbottom (Kirby Howell-Baptiste) stops by to make sure everyone is in a good mood before sharing some important news.

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Paul F. Tompkins

## **Biography (from Wikipedia)**

Paul Francis Tompkins (born September 12, 1968) is an American comedian, actor, and writer. He is known for his work in television on such programs as Mr. Show with Bob and David, Real Time with Bill Maher and Best Week Ever, later renamed Best Week Ever with Paul F. Tompkins.

He is known for his numerous appearances on podcasts, including his 100+ appearances on Comedy Bang! Bang! He has also been the host of the Fusion Channel talk show No, You Shut Up!, The Dead Authors Podcast, the online Made Man interview series Speakeasy with Paul F. Tompkins, the Earwolf podcast Spontaneanation with Paul F. Tompkins , and The Pod F. Tompkast, which was ranked #1 by Rolling Stone on their list of "The 10 Best Comedy Podcasts of the Moment" in 2011.

As of July 2014, he is also a main cast member of the Superego podcast, a regular player on Thrilling Adventure Hour podcast, and the voice for Mr. Peanutbutter, an anthropomorphic yellow labrador, on the Netflix animated series BoJack Horseman.

In December 2014, Paste named his Twitter one of "The 75 Best Twitter Accounts of 2014" ranking it at #70.

He is, of course, most famous for playing Klaus Kendall, Marty Mountain and Douglas Rafferty on The Teacher's Lounge and also stars alongside Big Grande's Drew Tarver in Bajillion Dollar Propertie$.

@PFTompkins
S02E06: Blow the Roof Off The Danger Zone with Billionaire Philanthropist Lana Suds (Jessica Jardine)

**Synopsis**

Things aren't looking too good for the teachers. Mr. Levi's  questions his relationship with El Chapo, Mr. Weatherman 's "Big Nightmare" is only getting bigger, Mr. Cravy had a mishap with a performance enhancing drug, and Mr. Padre's got a gun. They're joined by the richest person in town, Lana Suds (Jessica Jardine), to discuss how to stay grounded when you've got everything you could ever want.

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Leslie Padre’s Boyfriend

Leslie Padre’s boyfriend is a large, strong seventeen-year-old student and the center for a rival high school’s Men’s Basketball team. He has been described as very strapping and beautiful, although Todd Padre claims he looks like he’s 93-years old, but this is likely due to Todd's cognitive dissonance. Todd refuses to learn is name.

Leslie's boyfriend was seen topless with Leslie in the bleachers of a Hamilton basketball game displaying aggressive forms of public affection despite his food poisoning.

He a very funny individual and roasted Todd Padre during halftime at the same basketball game. This eventually lead to fisticuffs resulting in Todd being badly injured. However, since Todd instigated the fight, only he was arrested for it. As a result of this roast, Leslie's boyfriend was booked by Comedy Central to host an official Roast of Todd Padre to be filmed live at the Crest White Strips Auditorium (formerly the Cold Gate Auditorium). However, Jeff Ross could not attend the roast as he was already scheduled to roast some 9/11 first responders.

He roasted Todd once again (with even better jokes than before) when Todd showed up uninvited to Leslie's house with Bethany Hart in an attempt to make her jealous. Leslie's boyfriend is now rumoured to have a development deal with Comedy Central for a series titled "Middle-Aged Man Roast."

Leslie's boyfriend's treatment of Todd escalated when he publicly stoned Todd in the town square. This stoning was heavily attended by spectators cheering Leslie's boyfriend on. He also performed an "opposite Jesus" and gave some of the spectators leprosy.

He and Leslie attended Hamilton High School's prom with the beautiful school mascot This Is Gay (their new polyamorous partner).
Tenjured

Tenjured is a term, used by the notoriously funny Board of Education\* at Hamilton High School, to describe the state Mr. Levi's found himself in when he fell down and injured himself during the final meeting of his tenure-ship, tenjuring himself in the process.

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Todd finds the Board of Education so hilarious that he will often go to their meetings and just laugh, rather than contributing, though he does sometimes heckle.
Handson's

Handson's is the local hardware store in Hamilton. The store is owned by Taylor Handson and has a jingle to the tune of Hanson's "Oom Bop." Handson's was set on fire by Todd Padre after Taylor Handson refused to continue serving him paint. The fire has yet to go out making Handson's the second building in Hamilton to always be on fire (after the grocery store).
S07E04: The Creatures' Lounge with Guitar George (Matt Besser)

Welcome back to another episode of The Creatures' Lounge, where hosts Preston "Poor Choices" Phillips, Hampton "Fat Face" Monroe, Billy "Big Foot" Johnson and Ted "Thunderlips" Harmonica discuss their hope-to-be touring blues band The Creatures. Later, legendary blues musician Guitar George (Matt Besser) stops by to jam with The Creatures and share stories from his vast career.
Bill Cravy's Daughter

Bill Cravy’s Daughter is a fifteen-year-old student at Hamilton High School. She is either illiterate or a bold racist, but her father hopes it’s the former. However, this is unlikely as her "illiteracy" often manifests as her drawing swastikas. Additionally, she dresses like Adolf Hitler for Halloween every year, although she tells her father that she's supposed to be Charlie Chaplain. Prior to Bill taking away her computer privileges, she would spend a lot of time on rotten.com

She is known as a great public speaker who has a talent for organizing hateful people and was revealed to actually be the leader of a local neo-Nazi group. However, even after this revelation, Bill continued to insist that she was only illiterate and claimed that she thought she was going into a AAA building and not a KKK meeting.

Before her foray into white supremacy, Bill's daughter once cut her hair to resemble a man's and played on Hamilton High School's Men's Basketball team resulting in the team's most successful season under Coach Cravy. She has since stopped speaking to her father.
Mr. Agapion

Mr. Agapion is the World History teacher and organiser of the Greek Salad Festival. Rather than teaching history from countries across the globe, he focuses solely on Greece.

Attendees of the Greek Salad Festival had to bring Mr. Agapion a jar of olives in order to attend. Todd believes that Mr. Agapion was planning to give the olives to poor Greek families around the town.
Season 7

Season 7 of The Teacher's Lounge began airing on Stitcher Premium on August 15, 2018.

Episode 1: Little Burning Man

Episode 2: Lunatic in the Lighthouse with Camper Simon (Fran Gillespie)

Episode 3: Elephant SEAL Team 6 with Camper Chadwick Bossman (Ego Nwodim)

Episode 4: The Creatures' Lounge with Guitar George (Matt Besser)

Episode 5: Dustin Forprints with Sailing Instructor Paul Morrison (Eugene Cordero)

Episode 6: Wall Skeet with Camper Jacob (Nicole Byer)

Episode 7: Election Night with Lunatic in the Lighthouse Jedidiah Skrins (Paul F. Tompkins)
Jon Mackey

**Biography (from UCB website)**

Jon is a writer/director/actor/editor/photographer/cool dude hailing from the somewhat decent state of North Carolina. Jon is a member of the UCBT-LA house team, Winslow performing every Friday at 9:30p at UCB Sunset, and has written and directed content for all your favorite comedy websites-- Funny Or Die, CollegeHumor, and CC Studios to name a few. He is also one fourth of the sketch group Big Grande, hosts of the monthly sketch/variety show "Freaks on a Leash" at UCB Sunset (every fourth wednesday at 10:30p). Thank you for reading.

@itsjonmackey
Mary Padre

Mary Padre is Leslie and Todd Padre's 10-year-old daughter whom Todd refuses to give money to. Like her sibling, Mary is cash-poor but owns a fair amount of land.

She was observed meeting with a real estate agent, however she was described as “ill-equipped” for the meeting and it is believed that the agent was a con man attempting to take advantage of the fact that she was unaware of her land’s value. According to Todd, this wouldn’t be the first time Mary has fallen victim to a con man.

Mary once used her birthday wish to wish that her father had to tell the truth for an entire day. Immediately after she made this wish, her father stated that he was gay. On her half-birthday, she again wished that her father had to tell the truth, which resulted in him admitting that he was profiting of his therapy sessions/performances with a mannequin.

During a custody hearing, Mary was quoted as saying "I'm living with mom. Please, please, please. I'm living with mom," and ended up roasting Todd for about 10 minutes. Most of Mary's jokes during the hearing were about how Todd sits down to pee (although in actuality he lays down to pee).

She reported her father to the police for torturing her after he put her in a well-lit room full of smoke (from cigarettes he was smoking) and played the song "Toxicity" by System of a Down at full volume. Todd did this to force Mary to read his play "The Story of My Life, Todd Padre: A One Man Show:" and give him her thoughts.
Ronnie Adrian

#### **Biography (from UCB website)**

Ronnie hails from the great state of South Carolina. He is an actor\writer\improviser\musician and Stand-up comedian. He would never actually say any of that to you if you asked him. The most you would get out of him is a meek "I do (insert single basic word to describe something)." Ronnie has done a commercial or two. And he has appeared on shows such as "Key & Peele" and "Who Let The Dogs Out?" a show on the Hallmark Channel. He played a Drill Sergeant. You can see him doing improv on Harold Night\Matinees at UCB. But also at Tuesday Night Thunder, the longest running indie improv show in LA. A show he co-host with other members of his improv team THUNDERSTRUCK. Also you can catch him around town having a blast doing stuff with his all-black, all-male improv\sketch team WHITE WOMEN. A team that has performed on the stages of UCB, Second City, i.O. West as well as many others. And that has had sketches featured on the front page of Funny or Die. Ronnie doesn't have a single career focus because he feels it's limiting. But the one thing he wants for himself in life is to "Just be happy." He spent a lot of his adult life not being happy and not doing the things he wanted to do. Hopefully that chapter of his life is over. Ronnie hopes one day he'll be good enough to be an improv teacher (That seriously is as far as his career scope realistically goes).
Shout out to Jill Donnelly for believing in me early on!
S04E09: Hump Hump, said the Camel: Live at UCB with Ladysmith Black Mambazo (Carl Tart)

## Synopsis

The guys address the upcoming Spirit Week festivities, the issues with the school dress code, and the murder in the robotics lounge. Later, school board candidate and poet Ladysmith Black Mambazo returns to suggest school improvements and to reminisce about playing baseball back in the day.

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Hamilton High School

#### **Notes**

* Hamilton High School has an open door policy where staff regularly teach each other's classes.
* When it's someone's birthday at school, in place of the more traditional birthday song, the teachers will instead sing 'Birthday Song' by 2 Chainz, despite having to pay royalties every time they sing it.
* It is school policy that teachers be punished exactly the same as students. Such punishments include: spanking, partial drowning, and forcing people to clean moving buses with their toothbrush.
Stephanie AIDS

Artwork by Tom Smith

**Stephanie AIDS** (D'Arcy Carden) is a 17-year-old high school senior at Hamilton High School and an Iraq war veteran.

Stephanie was born with a 24GG *breast size* and has had an hourglass figure since birth prompting the newspaper headline: "Va-Va-Voom, This Baby's Sexy." Her mother died in childbirth when Stephanie's curves broke her pelvis. Stephanie would soon go on to be one of the world's youngest burlesque dancers.

At the age of thirteen, Stephanie faked some documents in order serve in the United States military during the Iraq war. When she returned from her tour in Iraq, Stephanie was very happy and her grades improved. Additionally, her family life improved after her tour, which was her original reason for joining the military.

A film about Stephanie's time in the military is being produced. Bradley Cooper (whom Stephanie considers to be the United States' greatest actor) is signed on to play her and Ryan Gosling (Stephanie's second favourite living actor) will be playing the 7-year-old Iraqi child that Stephanie killed by choice.

Stephanie was involved in student government and was Sam Weatherman's favorite student. After graduation, Stephanie plans to go to USOM (the University of Somalia) to major in pirating. At the end of her junior year, Stephanie cut off the principal's ear and kept it in her glove compartment.

During her senior year of high school, she was the head of the prom-planning committee. Panning prom nearly killed Stephanie because she only learned the prom's theme ("This Is Gay") two weeks before prom was scheduled.

When Todd Padre locked all the prom citizens inside the prom, Stephanie constructed a dirty bomb (an Acme style bomb covered in dirt) and blew up a lot of people, but eventually made her way out. She left with her prom date Richard Handson (whom she had a nice time with after prom).

After the great prom debacle, Todd, disoriented and looking AIDS medication, came to Stephanie's bedroom in the middle of the night and apologized for ruining her prom. She was later kidnapped by the hosts of the Teacher's Lounge and forced to be their guest for episode 6. She planned to press charges for this, but was willing to settle out of court for a 5-way kiss with Bill, Todd, Howard, and Sam. However, initially, only Howard kissed her (on the fingertips).

While Bill, Todd, Howard, and Sam planned their escape from Hamilton High School, Stephanie volunteered to "run interference" by cutting off the principal's other ear or cause a distraction by threatening suicide by Karate. When the FBI arrived at their podcast recording, Stephanie took a dirty bomb out of her backpack. and kissed Bill, Todd, Howard, and Sam before they departed.
Season 8

* S08E01: Monsters of Humanity Tour
* S08E02: Halloween Nativity with Food Court Employee Paxton Wallop (Justin Michael)
* S08E03: Depressed Toaster
* S08E04: The Bleachers Lounge - The Lawn Ranger with Mom Carrol Jerreau (Tami Sagher)
* S08E05: Guilty! with Things Remembered Employee Keleb Perrier (Bryan Safi)
* S08E06: Extra Crunchy with Massage Kiosk Employee Kevin (Sam Richardson)
* S08E07: When Life Gives You Lemonades​​​​​​​
Klaus Kendall

"Safety first, last and always."Artwork by Tom Smith

**Klaus Kendall** (Paul F. Tompkins) is, along with Bill, one of the Shop teachers at Hamilton High School. He was the guest on Season 1, Episode 1 of the Teacher's Lounge.

He never takes off his safety glasses and requires his students to say a prayer before working with any wood. He has also been known to eat wooden food, such as “balsabaisse” and pine nuts (pine whittled down to acorn-sized chunks), which he brings in to share with his students. Unbeknownst to the class, they are currently working on building a church for Mr. Kendall's druidic sect.

Mr. Kendall built his own house, including the foundation, entirely out of wood. Many of Mr. Kendall’s neighbours have complained that the house is a “tinderbox” that could catch on fire at any moment.

Mr. Kendall is also the founder of a nature-worshipping church of reformed druids that currently has 10 members. Many of the church’s rituals require the members to be nude, but they do sometimes wear cloaks. However, Mr. Kendall’s “cloak” is more of a short, brown, cloak-colored shirt that doesn’t cover his genitals, because he can’t afford a real cloak on a teacher’s salary. He has requested that anyone at the school donate any spare brown clothing that goes past the thighs.

Despite his worship of nature, Mr. Kendall has a profound hatred of animals, as he believes that animals are unnecessary when people and plants exist. He will even goes so far as to insult meat before eating it. Conversely, he will thank Mother Gaia for wood before he eats that.

During his episode of the Teacher’s Lounge, Mr. Kendall participated in a segment entitled “The Cafeteria Critic” where he would eat and review various food items from the cafeteria. To ensure that this be a blind taste test, the teachers painted all the food items green. Unfortunately, this complicated the food-reviewing process as all the food items tasted strongly of paint with the beverage being entirely paint.
Season 3

**Season 3**

Episode 1: Rest in Pasta with Italian Teacher Douglas Rafferty (Lou Wilson)

Episode 2: Burning Questions with Janitor Eddie Klueger (Paul F. Tompkins)

Episode 3: The Squealer with Marley FromMarleyAndMe (Jessica McKenna)

Episode 4: The Gothness Monster with Mildred Upingsbottom (Kirby Howell-Baptiste)

Episode 5: Chicken Perm with Resident Substitute Teacher Carly Winston (Elle King)

Episode 6: Fishdrawals with Bus Driver Cody Cleghorn (Alison Rich)

Episode 7: South Pole Santa with Bairee the Security Guard (Marques Ray)

Episode 8: Fodder Figure with Nurse Daryl Kirkman
Mayor Perry the Dachshund

Perry the dachshund was mayor of Hamilton for 6 years. He inherited the office from the previous mayor when they died in a plane crash with their entire family. The death of the mayor's entire bloodline meant that Perry was the mayor's next of kin and rightful heir to the mayorship. Perry was the first mayor to get Hamilton into the black by investing in pets.com
Hamilton

**Hamilton facts**

* The city's most famous tourist attraction is a supermarket that has been on fire for several years. Its popularity is down to the fact that, since the fire, it's been home to the best tri-tip in the state.
* Hamilton is home to the world's largest Kia Soul manufacturing plant.
* The city has a high number of hard-up Mediterranean families, who receive aid in the form of olive donations from the Greek Salad Festival.
* Rush Hour is the favorite movie of all Hamilton residents.
* Hamilton is a very sexual town and the only town in the country with a Cooters location.
* As per the town charter, no one born in Kenya may be mayor of Hamilton.
* If the mayor of Hamilton dies, the office will go to their next of kin.
Margaret

Margaret is the owner local wine shop, which Sam Weatherman was banned from after driving a vehicle through its window and breaking all the wine bottles. She once started a petition that forced Ray Coufus to allow women in his karate classes. She has since signed up for Ray's class, but has yet to attend.
Season 4

Episode 1: Ridiculous Voice with Band Director Stu Taylor

Episode 2: Godparrots with Class Pet Rep Greg LeSessions (Joel Jensen)

Episode 3: Rose Before Hoes with Culture Ambassador DarNail Douglas (Ronnie Adrian)

Episode 4: Big Swing Dance with Neighborhood Ladies The Johannesburg Sisters (Holly Prazoff and Alana Johnston)

Episode 5: The Preacher's Lounge

Episode 6: Meet The Farmers with Parent Pearl Henderson (Ego Nwodim)

Episode 7: Bill-Diculousness with Crossing Guard Seymour Bentley (Peter Banifaz)

Episode 8: Thank Me For My Service

Episode 9: Hump Hump, said the Camel: Live at UCB with Ladysmith Black Mambazo (Carl Tart)
Cooters

Cooters is a restaurant, or "very chilled stripclub",  where all the waitresses walk around wearing only shirts and nothing below the waist. Cooters checks costumers' ID at the door as it is an 18-and-up establishment. Bill Cravy is a fan of the restaurant and lost his job at Hamilton High School in part due to the fact that he brought the school's underage basketball team to the restaurant.

Cooters has a very similar business model to Scrotes.
S02E05: The Devil Was The Most Beautiful Angel with Hamilton’s Oldest Student Barbara Tasty (Madeline Walter)

**Synopsis**

The guys have had a very rough week -- some of Sam ’s students have a complete mental breakdown and end up in “The Danger Zone ”, Howard leans on a risky partnership to achieve his goals for the paper, Mr. Cravy falls back on familiar habits after his golden boy trackstar, Cheetahman, is exposed, and Todd finds himself head over heels for a mute masseuse named Steve. The teachers are joined by middle-aged student, Barbara Tasty (Madeleine Walter) to discuss what it’s like being decades older than your classmates and her unique prom experience.

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The Grocery Store That's Always on Fire

The grocery store is Hamilton's most famous tourist attraction as it has been on fire for several years. Its popularity is down to the fact that, since the fire, it has had a fantastic meat section that is home to the best tri-tip in the state. The grocery store is no longer the only building in Hamilton that's always on fire since Todd Padre set the hardware store Handson's on fire.
Taylor Handson

Taylor Handson is the father of Richard Handson and the owner of the local hardware store: Handson's. Taylor would serve glasses of paint to Todd Padre at Handson's. Taylor served the paint in champagne flutes, but Todd would have preferred red wine glasses to let the paint breath. Taylor would serve Todd 4 or 5 glasses of paint before cutting him off, because he was worried that Todd was getting lead poisoning. Taylor's hardware store fire was set by Todd after Taylor cut him off of paint. The fire has yet to go out, making Handson's second building in Hamilton to always be on fire.
Recon

**Recon** is a Class in Milk Choco. It has average stats, although it is faster than Assault.

## Ability

Recon's ability is X-Ray. When activated, a green line swoops down in front of the player. All obstacles, with exception to the chocolate waterfalls in Death and the ground, become transparent. Any players, Devils, and even invisible Invisibles will stay or become solid.

## Barrier

Recon has a barrier with a maximum of 70HP and a recovery rate of 32.

## Strategy

* X-ray will only find cloaked Invisibles if the Invisible is already cloaked. So use it once you see that smoke cloud.
* If you reveal a cloaked Invisible, your teammates will see them too!
* You can use X-Ray to reveal and destroy enemy cream mines.
* You can use X-Ray to find items in the Battle Royale game mode.
* Use it to know where teammates and enemies are without going to look for them.

## Trivia

In 2018 recon cannot move and jump when using his ability and can only use it for a short time

* Recon is one of the 6 original classes when the game launched.
Cad Bane Operative Expansion

## Publisher's Description

*"There are some jobs battle droids just can't complete. When a task requires a little more finesse, the Separatist Alliance doesn't hesitate to hire a professional bounty hunter like Cad Bane. Willing to take on any job with no questions asked, Bane doesn’t adhere to conventional tactics, instead manipulating others to his advantage.*

*This expansion puts all of Cad Bane's skills at your disposal and gives you plenty of options for assembling the unpainted hard plastic miniature you find in it. In addition to being able to choose whether Cad Bane enters battle with his signature wide-brimmed hat, you can also build the miniature with his dual LL-30 blaster pistols or with a single pistol and one hand activating his electro gauntlets. Rounding out this pack are a unit card, six upgrade cards, and Cad Bane's three signature command cards."*

***This is not a complete game experience. A copy of the*Star Wars: Legion*Core Set is required to play.***

## Included Components

### Miniatures

* 1 Cad Bane miniature
	+ optional hat, dual pistols, or electro gauntlet

### Upgrades

* Armament
	+ Electro Gauntlets
* Ascension Cables
* Comms Jammer
* Offensive Push
* Smoke Grenades
* Situational Awareness

### Command Cards

* I'm Your Worst Nightmare (1 pip)
* I'm in Control (2 pip)
* I Make the Rules Now (3 pip)

### Tokens

* Bane Tokens (x6)
* Operative Order Token
* Dodge Token
* Aim Token
* Standby Token
* Suppression Token (x5)
* 3 Suppression Token (x2)
* Wound Token (x3)
* Immobilize Token (x6)
* Smoke Token
* Surge Token (x4)
S03E01: Rest in Pasta with Italian Teacher Douglas Rafferty (Lou Wilson)

After a "mutual" split with Hamilton High School , and a successful presentation to the Levi's board of trustees, the hosts of Teacher's Lounge are starting their very own charter school, Levi's 401 Jeans Presents Swine High School. Then, the guys talk to Swine High's new Italian teacher, Douglas Rafferty (Lou Wilson) about his memorable job interview and his unique teaching philosophies.

#### **Notes**

##### **Bill Cravy**

* Bill Cravy has started busking in Ubers.
* Bill Cravy is the head of the athletic department at Swine High. He is teaching the coaches basketball.

##### **Howard Levi's**

* Howard dipped into his Levi's money in order to start a new charter school.
* Howard is now the head of Swine High's academic curriculum.

##### **Todd Padre**

* Todd Padre is running the arts program on campus.

##### **Sam Weatherman**

* Sam Weatherman is in charge of discipline at Swine High this year. Detention is gone, and pain is in.

##### **General**

* The Teachers rolled on El Chapo after he threatened him.
* They found Richard Simmons, and he's doing great.
* This marks the introduction of the bottomless piggy bank-- a ceramic pig with shorts around its ankles and grotesque genitals.

#### **Segments**

* A flawless recap of the previous 12 episodes at the beginning.

**Characters Mentioned**

* Sloblo Picasso (no relation to Pablo Picasso, lots of relation to Petey Sloblo)
* El Chapo
* Mary-Kay LeTourneau

#### **Quotes**

* "If you're listening, if you're ever in a bad way, rat on someone worse than you. You'll be fine."
* "Sometimes you like to eat apples raw but me? I like my apples with a little Cook."

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Shitcoin

**Shitcoin** is a cryptocurrency first mentioned in Season 3, Episode 2. Its medium of exchange involves inserting written transactions into a large pile of feces. This process takes place in exclusively one location: a small farm in northwest Wisconsin. The hosts of the **Teacher's Lounge** invested 33 million dollars in Shitcoin at the beginning of season 3. Since then, Shitcoin's market value has fallen to .07 cents per unit.

**Todd Padre** was paid 40,000 Shitcoins (equivalent to $28) to produce his play "**My Conversations With The Devil**" on Broadway (the Broadway in Newark, New Jersey).
S02E03: Great Grief with Home Economics Teacher Ms. Smuckers (Lauren Lapkus)

**Synopsis**

Mr. Cravy works out on a full stomach, Mr Levi’s plans a radio tour to promote the school newspaper, Mr. Padre gets into competitive tickling, and Mr. Weatherman ’s motivational speaking causes some third degree burns. The teachers are joined by their colleague Ms. Smuckers (Lauren Lapkus), who's recently had an unfortunate “accident”.

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