Bulls Eyes (RS Mr. Conductor and Friends episode)

**Bulls Eyes** is the twenty-first episode of the fourth season of RS Mr. Conductor the Conductor and Friends, and the ninety-ninth episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode of the same name.

## Cast

* Grandpa Dave (from Arthur) as Toby
* Rouge (from Sonic the Hedgehog) as Daisy
* Chief Wiggum (from The Simpsons) as The Dryaw Policeman
* Schemer (from Shining Time Station) as James (*cameo*)
* Bart (from The Simpsons) as Percy (*cameo*)
* Phil (from Rugrats) as Stephen Hatt (*cameo*)
* Lazy Luke (from Wacky Races) as Jem Cole (*cameo*)
* Everyone else as Themselves

## Transcript

Narrator: "Grandpa Dave has a cowcatcher. It helps to prevent animals from getting killed if they should stray onto the path.

Rouge thought Grandpa Dave's cowcatcher was silly."

Rouge: "You're afraid of getting killed yourself."

Narrator: "She flounced."

Grandpa Dave: "I'm not!"

Narrator: "Said Grandpa Dave indignently."

Rouge: "You are! I've not got dumbass cowcatchers, but I'm not frighten! I just shout, and they all get out of the way."

Grandpa Dave: "But they don't."

Narrator: "Said Grandpa Dave simply."

Rouge: "They would with me. Animals always run if you shout and look them in the eye."

Grandpa Dave: "Even bulls?"

Rouge: "Even bulls."

Narrator: "Said Rouge.

Rouge had never met a bull before, but she purred away quite unconcerned.

She shouted at a farm crossing, and a horse and cart halted while she passed by."

Rouge: "Pooh!"

Narrator: "She said."

Rouge: "It's easy. I just shout, and they all stand aside. Poor old Grandpa Dave. I'm really sorry he's frightened."

Narrator: "At the next station, Chief Wiggum was waiting."

Chief Wiggum: "There's a bull on the path."

Narrator: "He warned."

Chief Wiggum: "Please persuade it to return to the farmer at once."

Narrator: "Rouge was excited."

Rouge: "Now,"

Narrator: "She thought."

Rouge: "I’ll show Grandpa Dave how to manage bulls."

Narrator: "Champion isn’t really a fierce bull, but this morning he was cross. He'd strayed from his field, crash through a fence, slithered down a slope and now he didn’t know where else he was.

Suddenly, he saw some grass."

Champion: "Now for my breakfast."

Narrator: "He said firmly."

Rouge: "Oooh, oooh, oooh!"

Narrator: "Said Rouge."

Rouge: "Go on!"

Narrator: "Champion was too busy chomping to take any notice."

Rouge: "Oooh, oooh! Oooh, oooh!"

Narrator: "Said Rouge again. But Champion kept grazing."

Rouge: "This is all wrong."

Narrator: "Thought Rouge."

Rouge: "How can I look him in the eye if he won’t turn around?"

Narrator: "Suddenly, he did."

Champion: "Moo!"

Narrator: "Said Champion."

Rouge: "Uh, oh!"

Narrator: "Murmured Rouge."

Rouge: "Why doesn't he get away?"

Rouge's Driver: "Go on, Rouge!"

Narrator: "Said her driver."

Rouge's Driver: "He's harmless."

Rouge: "Yes."

Narrator: "Said Rouge unhappily."

Rouge: "You know he’s harmless, and I know he's harmless. But he knows, doesn't he? Look at his horns. If I bump into him, he might have killed me, uh, then, uh, the farmer wouldn't like that."

Narrator: "Champion sniffed at Rouge."

Rouge: "Ugh!"

Narrator: "Said Rouge, and that was that. Rouge didn't do anymore.

Grandpa Dave was abused and amused to see her back at the station so soon."

Grandpa Dave: "Bulls always pay attention if you yell and look them in the eye, eh Rouge?"

Narrator: "Rouge remained silent."

Grandpa Dave: "Ah, well."

Narrator: "Continued Grandpa Dave."

Grandpa Dave: "We can live and learn. I'd better chase him away for you I suppose."

Narrator: "And he clanked away.

Grandpa Dave ranged his bell and blew his whistle, but Champion took no notice.

Then Grandpa Dave kicked the ground out loud. That did the trick. Grandpa Dave kicked a little bit more. And breakfast over, Champion chuntered away to join the farmer.

Rouge was feeling exhausted. She was glad when her day's work was over. Some boys were on the platform."

Boy: "Look Rouge!"

Narrator: "One teased."

Boy: "I've got some sweets, they’re called Bulls Eyes. I like them, do you?"

Rouge: "Humph!"

Narrator: "Said Rouge."

Rouge: "Keep your own bulls eyes!"

Narrator: "And she scuttled to her house."