Trophies

**Here's a guide on how to get most of the trophies!**

## "First Message" - 1 point

   Post your first message to the site. Glad you finally gathered the courage!

## "Somebody Likes You!" - 2 points

   Accumulate one like on a post. Hey look, she likes you!

## "Keeps Coming Back" - 5 points

Post 30 messages in total. Well colour me Surprised!

## "I Like It A Lot" - 5 points

   Accumulate 25 likes on your posts. Looks like you're getting popular around these parts!

## "Remembrance" - 5 points

Be active during the site's anniversary, April 14th. Remember to take off your hats.

## "Can't Stop!" - 10 points

Post 100 messages in total. I can't even count that high!

## "Seriously Likable!" - 10 points

    Accumulate 100 likes on your posts. Yep. Still can't count that high.

## "Can't Get Enough of Your Stuff" - 15 points

    Accumulate 250 likes on your posts. Wow, aren't you a show off!

## "Don't Stop Now" - 15 points

Post 500 messages in total. I'm not even this far yet!

## "Addicted" - 20 points

    Post 1,000 messages in total. When are you running for User of the month?

## "I LOVE IT!" - 20 points

    Accumulate 500 likes on your posts. Hot damn!

## "SO... MANY... POSTS!" - 25 points

Post 2,500 messages in total. So which member are you trying to impress?

## "Post Behemoth!" - 50 points

PLACEHOLDER FOR WHEN SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THIS ONE REPLACES IT.

## "I Think You Need a Lear Jet" - 4 points

    Donate to our site. I guess we're just giving up on being humble.

## "Supporter of The State" - 5 points

    Bring 3 new members to the site! 0 + 3 = a happy me!

## "Friend in You" - 15 points

    Bring 15 new users to the place! Who needs commercials when we have you?

## "Machiavellian Manipulator" - 30 points

    Bring 30 new players to the game! Thanks for being our free little ad.

## "Amiable Apostle" - 50 points

    Bring 50 new cards to the table! Glad to know we wasted so much on promotion.

## "Paperback Writer" - 5 points

Publish an article to the site. Buy yourself a news cap or two! We'll cover the costs!

## "#StaffMasterRace" - 10 points

    Become a member of the staff team. You'll probably get this one if you believe hard enough!

## "Hardback Writer" - 10 points

Publish 5 articles to the site. We'll also cover the shipping.

## "Prestigious Member" - 20 points

Stick out enough to be noticed! I've heard this one also comes with curly fries.

## "Gift Rummager" - 5 points

Merry Christmas, or whatever other holiday you may or may not celebrate!

## "Pilgrim" - 5 points

Don't be thankful for us; We're thankful for you!

## "Platonic Lover" - 5 points

    Exist on Valentines day, single or not.

## "Born in The USA!" - 5 points

    Apply the USA theme when it's available from the 3rd to 5th of July. I don't have a quip for this one

## "The Treaty" - 5 points

PLACEHOLDER FOR WHEN SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THIS ONE REPLACES IT.

## "Happy Birthday!" - 10 points

Spend your birthday in the only place worth spending anything in: Culturespawn!

## "One Year Older" - 15 points

Sit around and wait a year. This one is pretty self explanatory.

## "Cynical Bastard" - 3 points

"Pull up a chair and grab a martini; sit with me as we watch the world burn."

## "Rider on The Storm" - 3 points

PLACEHOLDER FOR WHEN SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THIS ONE REPLACES IT.

## "Prince of Plots" - 3 points

PLACEHOLDER FOR WHEN SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THIS ONE REPLACES IT.

## "Old Faithful" - 3 points

PLACEHOLDER FOR WHEN SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THIS ONE REPLACES IT.

## "Second Skin" - 5 points

    Enable Two Step Verification on your account. I wish *my* lock was that big..

## "Bean Master" - 5 points

    Use the bean theme along with the "beanspeak" language. This will be our little secret, okay?

## "You're Literally the Best" - 100 points

    I'm not really sure if you CAN get this badge??