The mammoths from bangladesh

The mammoths are from bangladesh.

Written by Collins Key and Mirino Mixelli.

Jiminy woke up on December 3rd, 2022. It was a typical day before IT happened. The event that would change his life. The event in question, of course, was the METEORITE that hit his backyard. A loud crashing sound is what woke him up. He woke up to extremely hot temperatures from his backyard set ablaze.

Jiminy called the fire department and they solved the problem. He then ignored the meteorite and then threw it into the ocean; he lived on the beach. A great white shark ate the meteorite. Jiminy was a very influential scientist living in bangladesh. He created the mammoth 900, which was really just a mammoth from the ice age, but with the word 900 added after that. However, this was a hairless mammoth that's ACTUALLY called an ELEFANt. He did not create the mammoth 900.

That night, after failing at creating a mammoth, he fell asleep on the floor. And then it happened again. The crash in his backyard! Another meteorite set his backyard on fire. After calling the fire department, the fire department cleared up the fire. He walked up to the meteorite and saw a neon-green syringe on it. “What. What the hell.” He said “What. What the hell.” Without thinking twice he injected it into himself.

He immediately died, but then reincarnated as himself. He had a scrape from yesterday on his left arm, but he noticed that it was gone. Jiminy (aka Criminy) was a VERY superstitious world renowned doctor. Believing that the syringe was witchcraft, he threw the syringe into the ocean; he lived on the beach. A great white shark ate the syringe. The shark fell asleep in the ocean. The shark woke up on a nearby island later.

A nearby whaleologist was dispatched to the island. Unlike what his departure notice said, this whale was alive unlike what was seen moments ago. What? What the hell? The whaleologist noted that the whale was extremely healthy… unnaturally healthy. He climbed in the whale’s digestive tract and saw a neon-green liquid inside. What? What the hell? He brought this information back to the whale station.

The whale's DNA was 100.2% great white shark. “What? What the hell?” said every scientist living on Earth simultaneously. This was an ethical dilemma. Was this humane or a crime against God? Then a theocratic debate sparked. All the theologists in the world equipped themselves with holy crosses and M15.2 Assault Rifles. It was from this; the mammoths from bangladesh; that World War III started based on the humanity of the great white shark whale.

Meanwhile, in Israel, the Passover was about to happen. The Kewishes were about to throw away their bread when the Liechtensteinian army came to kidnap them. But the Kewishe’s secrets came to fruition: Their passover-banned leavened bread was actually MILITARY grade plastic explosives. The Kewishe’s threw the MILITARY grade plastic explosives at the Liechtensteinian army members. Passover was about to be a.

“Was? Was zur Hölle?” said the Liechtensteinian army in unison. “Warum ist das Brot eigentlich Plastiksprengstoff?” said the Liechtensteinian army in unison. “Wir sind übrigens Liechtensteiner und keine Deutschen.”

“We don’t speak Liechtensteinian guys.” said all the Key Brews.

Every baboon in the world simultaneously exited the Great Serengeti Planes of the United Republic of Tanzania’s Serengeti Plains National Park. The baboons started twerking. I’m pretty sure that baboons have butt cheeks like two red balloons. Germany was extremely offended by this and shot all the baboons with knives. Baboons were now extinct. When this happened, a small black hole opened within the Great Plains of Tanzania (Serengeti Plains) and a MAMMOTH came from the black hole. It made a noise that sounded like, “Poobeedo.” “Poobeedo.” The Mammoth shat and spat out 10,802 more Mammoths. 10,802 “Poobeedo” sound effects played.