Haikyuu!! Natter

every day

   Haikyuu!! Natter, haikyuunatter, or hq!!natter are all fucking dead because @yamaguchi took most of the canon users. Basically, Haikyuu!! Natter is a community of natterers who enjoy the (gay ass) anime Haikyuu!! and indulge in discourse all the time, which includes (but is not limited to):

* how perfect Sugawara Koushi is
* kinkshaming Oikawa Tooru
* how Kuroo Tetsuro is actually Kuroko Tetsuya
* how everyone in Nekoma is a fucking furry (especially Lev)
* how the reason @yamaguchi doesnt have a fucking Tsukishima to be with because she took the users @tsukishima and @tsukki
* Oikawa vs Wakatoshi banter
* Whether or not Oikawa gets kicked out of the pretty setters squad by Akaashi
* Akaashi vs Oikawa (the first big discourse to arise)
* Who's the best captain
* Hogwarts AU
* Who's the prettiest character
* The gayest character (all of them)

Apparently, Haikyuu!! Natter is in partnership with Jojonatter but I'm not sure about this because I have never met a Jojonatterer in my life. What is this *"jojo"*... Doesn't matter we married them, even if they don't know it.

I'd write about the #nigglehorn meme thing but I never got that meme.

The current top Haikyuu!! Natterers are @bokuaka and @akaashikeiji and are both fucking nerds jfc who let them do this.

Officially, as of 8th January 2016, @bokuaka is the child of @bokuto and @akaashikeiji

@bokuaka, despite accusations, is NOT a furry. they've never been a furry and its a claim without sources.

## **Events**

### **The Rise of #Nigglehorn**

   On January 1st, 2016 some members of Haikyuu!! Natter were talking about Hogwarts Haikyuu!! on skype and @bradical autocorrected muggles to niggles and then @akaashikeiji's phone corrected born to horn, thus creating the Nigglehorn, and it only escalated from there...

After @fabi 's "death" via snorting milk from laughing at this, haikyuu!!natter vowed to make #nigglehorns the top trending topic...and succeeded.

Also, Iwa-chan is the official defender of the Nigglehorns. Praise Mecha Iwa-chan.

### **#BokutoKoutarou**

    @Minako (who's cheating on us with the Jojos), decided on an end goal: to make #bokutokoutarou the top trending tag on natter. And succeded. With the help of haikyuu!!natter, Bokuto Koutarou had his own special day. Bless Bokuto, and his thighs as well.

### **Ballies**

Natter user @asahi sinned, with the Natter "*give me all the ballies.*" Haikyuu!!Natter, being the sins they are, made this a meme. During this time, @OikawaToru and @wakatoshi got married as well, with @haibalev as the priest and @akaashikeiji as best man (only being allowed this title if she let @OikawaToru back in the Pretty Setter Squad).

A truly wild night for Haikyuu!!Natter.

### **The Smell Discourse**

*Somebody add screenshots I'm on my laptop right now.*

It all started from the Natter from @minako that said, "*renat.if you.think this.man would.smell like.ketchup*." People began to agree and disagree with this idea. And then, people began discussing what other characters would smell like as well. ~~The only indisputable fact is that **Kuroo smells like ketchup**. (No he doesn't.)~~ ***Debatable.***

### **Yaoi the Natter**

Hi, I'm @yamaguchi and I accidentally got people into Yaoi the Fanime (watch it, it's good) and now we have Yaoi the Fanime icons and Pittsburgh is my son.

## **The Important Stuff**

    If you need any Tsukkiyama fanfiction recommendations or just fanfictions with Yamaguchi in them contact @yamaguchi.

Anyways, here's a link to a super kinky petplay Tsukkiyama fanfiction I bookmarked a while back thanks for reading.

WAIT ALSO I have this kinky Shimada/Yamaguchi/Tsukishima fanfiction if you skip the first few paragraphs there's a lot of good ol' porn thanks for reading.

Also here's a fanfiction where guacamole goes up Yamaguchi's ass thanks for reading.

HOW COULD I FORGET THIS TSUKKIYAMA DADDY KINK ONE thanks for reading.

## **Save Us**

    We're all fcuking dead and only rise at night talking about whatever bullshit we can think about.

>  ***"**tfw.. the haikyuu!! natter parties and memes all happen when i sleep, i only hear the legends of ballies**"** -- @Bokuaka*
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