Session Logs

## Canon Session Logs

Below are the session logs for the campaign, written by the one and only.... DUNGEON MASTER STAMOS!!!!! (Edited by Hatsune)

### 6/29/2023 - Session 1:

**Total Hours: 2**

After each of you individually wondered into the town of Kugzol, A town of economics and market places, you saw a fat man in the market place. Each of you did something to offend the Fat man who bumped into you, (actually the mayor of the town). Being called a bowling ball, stinky and fat he was furious he decided to get guards to shackle you up, and throw a hood over your face as you were about to be executed.

With quick witted action the three of you managed to break free from the confinements and defeated the gaurds. Delivering an absolute disgusting play with the double fake into lights out shot. You ventured into the marketplace after making a proposition to the now senslessly crying mayor. You walked into a blacksmith's shop and bought daggers and bow staffs. While Hatsune found the old hag griffith, who read your fortunes. She discovered a dragon presenting itself in Hastsune's future, while The Sanguine's history check was shrouded with images of Toenail's father...

The mayor lied, and sent 50 guards after you, Together you fled from the town with a new aquintance Stinky Pinky. You steal a golden Scroll of magic mystery and head North for Dargon Kingdom.

Magic Item obtained: Helm of comprehending languages

### 7/5/2023 - Session 2:

**Total Hours: 4**

You wake up in the warm morning glow, ready to head north towards Dargon Kingdom, but first your hungry so you travel to the pond area and try to catch some fish. However, the trees behind you shake and move, the air is unsettling, Hastune realises you guys are not alone. A jaguar pounces from the forest and lands on Sanguine, you decide to feed it some fish and it happily walks back into the forest, but just before it makes it inside it is pulled in by something ferociously. Then stares at you from the forest are yellow gleaming eyes that scream deadly. "Jaguar" the drug enhanced half man half jaguar appears in front of you, one of the members of the "Ordinaries", a new organization using the same power that was once used in the great war between Dargon and a drug group. He thanks Toenail and Sanguine for helping him become the man he is today......

You travel North after the encounter confused and uneasy. You make it to Rockmount village, a town filled with strong mascular orcs! Its an amazing livley atmoshphere. You first visit Rockmout manor where you find Brittney. Cunningly you trick Brittney into thinking she hasnt paid her taxes. And she walts off to the bank to get 6k Gold. The Sanguine Phantom follows quietly... Meanwhile, Toenail, Hatsune, and Stinky pinky enter the Salty Splatoon, the town tavern. "how tough are ya" the Brown Orc asks.

hastune replies I had cereal for breakfast this morning, and i ate the bowl....

Inside the Tavern you find your bounties 100 gp. The Sanguine Phantom oberves that Brittney isnt who you thought it was, she works for the Ordinaries. The town tavern falls into great demise when a hooded black man enters abruptly and shoots brown orc. Toenail uses his strenth to rush him to aid. You meet the hooded man at the watch tower and agree to go into the watch tower.

Hastune uses his mage hand to propel stinky pinky to the top windy where you see a mess of stairs. Slowly entering now, its dark with a few torches on the wall. You over hear a conversation and The Phantom, in batman fashion gets ready to strike, however Brittney notices and slams Sanguine into the floor crushes some bones in his back. Together Sanguine and Toenail however, unleash a barage of critical attacks and Sanguine cuts the wrists of Brittney leading her to bleed out and Toenail launches himself with his bo staff and peirces Brittney's chest.

Then the Jaguar emerges... The hooded man and Jaguar clash!

But in order to save his freinds from any harm from the collision, and to protect Black hooded man, Stinky Pinky sacrifices himself by getting the way... As the Jaguar's ferocious claws pierce through his body covered in blood, dripping down his claws....

**To be continued....**

**Golden Scroll:** "This is no ordinary man. This being feels it coursing through his veins, the chemicals which are present in every one of us. You see it's humorous but it isn't funny. Life or death, it exceeds both, with the power of spectral the powder that coats. When you hold its former processor shine it under a light, but make sure it's juuuuust right. Then surely a new path will show you the way".

### 7/8/2023 - Session 3:

**Total Hours: 7**

**The Escape**

As the Jaguar stands in front of you with his claws bloody from the murder of Stinky Pinky you decide to run. Using 200iq plays you figure to take cover in the water stream in Rockmount and use it to escape. Luckily you have pants on and use them to make some quick floaties. The stream leads down south and as you travel in the darkness you hear footsteps following on land. Something lands in the water... its Eltore, and thankfully you are able to leave the Jaguars presence.

**The Dark figure**

Silent. You find a nice river and serene trees near by the village, here you decide to rest. The Sanguine Phantom Keeps Watch. Then Toenail. And lastly Hatsune. You see a dark humanoid enough, figure, sitting near your freinds faces. Softly touching over them. As the last embers of the Campfire burn out, your mental ability deceases. Paranoia, Fear, Intrigue. You feel all these things as you go to protect your freinds, but then this.. figure dissipates and you wake up in the morning sun.

**The Highest IQ play of all time**

Walking up the mountain towards Slugrove, at exactly 31 km/h a 15 ft gap diagonaly. Using the heights of every person Hastune determines how many people it would take exactly to cross the gap using einsteins equations. The mass of each person x 9.8^2 is the force of gravity applied, however using the strength of Toenail the monk it is possible to pull everyone up if Hatsune and Toenail reach the top. Diagonal length (d) = Height + Wingspan + Angle theta + H20 = 17 ft Maaz + Eltore - Hatsune Toenail = excess space = 15 ft Ez.

You make it up the mountain. Way to cook.

**The Attack on Slugrove**

As you set up positions. A burst of purple energy breaks through in the centre of Slugrove. A purple portal

Opens up sending forth 10 half turtle half human Ordinaries and 20 Magical enhanced ordinaries.

Now Toenail faces the first set of 3 turtles. As 3 turtles surround the Toenail and charge at him, the hafling monk from buccie mountain manages to dash out of the way and then skydive bomb the turtles with an elbow.

Meanwhile, the Sanguine Phantom is in great stress, the Giant 8 ft 2 turtle charges at Sanguine, he grabs onto his body by the arms, and slowly tears the righ arm off Sanguines body......

**Invisibility**

Hatsune sitting on top the trees, finds an invisible creature staring right at him, when hes attacked by mud, the creature reaveled is a man, nay a monster, crafted by parts of various humans, stitched together like a frankenstien. Written on his body is a message, "you will never reach the Alter".

**The second clutch**

Hatsune uses his charisma to gather the attention of the raging ordinaries, STOP he yells, as he transforms into the jaguar pretending to be the boss. When Hatsune realizes the portal can only be closed with the Wizard he ventures into the forest finding a magical mage. He convinces the mage to make all the turtles dissapear tricking the wizard that there are dragons present.

**The possesion by a demon??**

A black void succumbs one of the minion ordinaries, and is possesed. "im watching you all of the way hehehahahahHHAHAHAH AHAHHAH c - c uhg----" .

**The Wandering Merchant**

Oh are you from mount Buccie, oh dear son looks like your arms gone he says to Sanguine. You manage to scam the merchant and gain healing potions and Sanguine gains a new Robotic metal arm.

The Brain Stroke Seizure hemmoradge concussion gg wp READ THE FUCKING RIDDLE

After a succession of strokes, you manage to gather the bones of the wizard, the skull of the possesed and the blodd, and shine it under the moonlight revealing the world map!!!!

**Map Gained:** World Map, Alter location: Azabar

### 7/11/2023 - Session 4:

**Total Hours: 9**

Coming to the realizization of what happend that night, your stunned, as you see piles of dead bodies and blood all over the battle field of the attack on Slugrove village. A little boy walks up to you crying, asking for you to take revenge on the Ordinaries. You tell him he must get strong himself, do it for his family.

After setting off to Dargon Kingdom you must first descend the mountain, both Toenail and The Sanguine Phantom slip and begin hurdiling towards the ground. Luckily Hatsune uses his animal calling abilities to gather a flock of geese to save the following travelers.

After the narrator unexpectantly begins to lag like a donkey truck, you finally make it to Kugzol city. Where you pay the mayor an ol visit. After publicaly embarassing him again, the old Granny Griffith summons a griffin for you to use to speed to Dargon. At Dargon you find a sophisticated area with Dragonborne nobles around. Inside the tavern of Dargon Kingdom Hatsune finds a women who is actually Eltore's sister named Erlene. Hatsune rizzes up Erlene and developes a strong connection. Erlene asks if youve seen Skylar Wizzlard before?, her freind.

You are summoned to see the king, at his Royal Castle, you find a king dressed in luxourious clothing, a blue DragonBorne.

Then comes, the destruction of Dargon, mainly Westside District, And the Jaguar's attack

A Dragon lands on the castle, while another Dragon is burning and tearing up the Kingdom, Total Mayhem. The Large Purple Dragon is being controlled by some member of the Ordinaries, possesed, perhaphs by the boss or an elite??

You manage to dodge the dragons breath of fire but are knocked out into land. When the Jaguar shows up.

After an intense battle, Toenail barley escapes death and manages to 1 -2 -3 combo the Jaguar unleashing his full power

**Items Gained:** Metal Bo Staff, Legendary Sword of Tyamus (edited)

### 7/16/2023 - Session 5:

**Total Hours: 11**

As you see Eltore running towards you with Erlene you see a women wizard come as well. She introduces herself as Skyler Wizzlard. After a suspicious nights rest by the boat you head over to the king where you find his crystal encased body being persevred. You have the genius idea to start to crack away at the vessel and when you do so he starts to die. You re seal the crystal saving his life and bury him under his broken throne under the broken castle of Dargon.

You walked over to westside district to find the blacksmiths Mr 1. Mr 2. Mr 3. Mr 4. However as you walk through this burning destroyed city you find Mr 1, burried under ruble and he dies with his child in his arms. You promise Mr 1 you will take care after the boy (hands boy over to merchant kekw). You feel like someones watching you. Toenail rassles the red baker and captures him after he takes off with the golden scroll. You find out hes being possesed by the black demon/spirit/ man/ Ordinary worker/ elite.

You take the boat and set off, however you learn quickly about the true dangers of the ocean as you find great sharks, and things that rip apart great sharks.....

You land between Dargone and the Ol Farm, near Kugzol area, but in a forest closer to the shore of land

To be continued...