Hopeless Situation Warriors

The **Hopeless Situation Warriors** or the **Hopeless Situation Warrior** or **Hopeless Situation** or just **Hopeless** or **hero** are the military faction under the Presbyterian Church. They literally address hopeless situations.

## In Backstroke of the West

### Hopeless Situation Warriors or Hopeless Situation Warrior

* The dub shows there just two Hopeless Situation Warriors, namely Ratio Tile who also is a Presbyterian Church Elder and swears using the F-Word alot. The second is Allah Gold who towards the end, turns to become Reaching The West Of Reaches.
* At the start, we learn that Ratio's position within the Hopeless Situation Warriors is a teacher. although later Gold uses the in-Canon term 'master' later.
* The first hopeless situation case they encounter is fighting through Abruption Doctrine‏‎ airships. Gold manages defeat guided missiles but Ratio loses his robot and the Troopseses pilots are down with one making a comment relating to anal intercourse. Shortly, airship robots crawl onto first Gold's airship which he manages to destroy. Ratio is less lucky and after arguing with Gold, Gold's robot, R2, beats the airship robots in the eye - that was Ratio's suggestion and they are gone. Next, As Ratio flies in Space General's airship, he cries, "I feel far from good! indicated a smaller hopeless situation.
* A second hopeless situation is finding and reaching the place where Speaker D is located. Again Gold and Ratio launch into a dispute with Gold nearly being killed by a rising elevator and Ratio thrown back and forth.
* As shown in the image above, the first time the term 'Hopeless Situation Warrior' - singular - is when the pair is lead to Space General and towards the end of his elated greeting he focuses on Gold and states the faction or term.
* A third hopeless situation the pair face is escaping from Space General's airship as The Good Elephant attacks it. They barely manage to land the destroyed airship on lemon avenue with Ratio dryly stating nobody greeting them.
* The next time the term 'hopeless situation warrior' is mentioned is by The Plum Of. She mesmerizes about the future of her child, thinking the baby can can clean up the house after breakfast then says it has a "it has a great father, a great hopeless situation warrior." A quite hilarious line.

### Hopeless Situation

* The term 'Hopeless Situation' is used later but it in fact refers to the higher authority, ie, the Presbyterian Church. For example:
	+ Speaker D: "The hopeless situation parliament wants to rule", "Even hopeless situation elder", "Hopeless situation elders at similar to others are all", "I also belong to the hopeless situation Presbyterian", " I think that the hopeless situation elder also can't" and "Do not do the hopeless situation elder can"
	+ Gold: "The hopeless situation elder is what justice?" "Hopeless situation elder should be to have no private."
* Text How Big states, "The hopeless situation Presbyterian Church."
	+ After learning the D is the West Emperor, Gold declares, "I will tell the hopeless situation Presbyterian."
* The term returns to the original meaning when Gold talks to The Get The Rice remarking, "I can not become the hopeless situation that."
* Governor D remarks, "But want the caution hopeless situation Allah gold."
* Governor D after sprouting his nonsense about the dark, says, "Do not hope that rotting hopeless situation."
* The next time it is used is when the Pimping Mainland official greets Section Ratio General stating, "Please accept my salute great hopeless situation." This is certainly hilarious, stating Ratio is a hopeless person.
* According to Space General, there is a Hopeless Situation encampment which he was in possibly with Ratio! Either they learn how to deal with hopeless situations or they just learn how to use their swords. It even could be like a concentration camp.
* The West Emperor retorts to Text, "You is threatenning I I hopeless situation master."
* A little while later, while disarmed by Text, he tells Gold, "The hopeless situation will pass in examination." Were they studying for some examination that Speaker agreed?
* Gold yells to the anti-black Text that killing the Prime Minister is not the style of the hopeless situation.
* The West Emperor calls them an "esse".
* He informs now Reaching The West Of Reaches to kill of other "hopeless situations" starting with the "temples".
* The West Emperor orders Commanding Officer to kill Ratio by stating, "That hopeless situation killing off just now" tense in correct.
* Blow the Skin tells The Plum Of that, " Prime minister's office says the hopeless situation" without completing the message.
* A young Hopeless Situation Warrior declares himself to several Troopseses as just "hopeless situation" twice. It can be considered as either that the situation is hopeless, which it is for him, or just trying to show off.
* The Get the Rice cries to Gold or now Reaches, that "I know that the hopeless situation temple suffered." Reaches replies that " The hopeless situation wants to overthrow."
* Senator tells Ratio and Vanquish Is that, "The speaker has requested all hopeless situations". That is humorous even given the way the voice actor delivered it.

## Hopeless

The term hopeless is synonymous with Hopeless Situation Warriors but is used very humorously. Space General tells his robot army to back by saying, "Let old man come to dealt with this hopeless." This implies again that Ratio is considered a hopeless person.

### Hopeless Situation

Towards the end, instead of Hopeless Situation Warriors, they are referred to as hero.

* The Plum Of tells Senator who arrives late, that "We discovers the purpose of hero's ground, Is to overthrow the Senate." The West Emperor declares that hero's ground will be "driven out and vanquish."
* Ratio tells Vanquish he changed the password afresh and "The hero that warning is all ground keep distance."
* After denying he had an affair to his wife - which he most likely did, Gold or Reaches boasts, "I am more more than any hero's geologic change's strong and big."
* Now extremely angry, Gold aka Reaches warns The Plum Of, " Hero's ground rebeled me, You must not rebel me."
* In a threatening tone, Reaches warns Ratio, "I have seen the true facts of pure hero's ground, I not elephant you be afraid the dark world so."
* The West Emperor cackles to the unconscious Vanquish is, "Finally of hero's will soon perish."
* The West Emperor tells his Troopseses to prepare his space craft or rather airship as he feels a hero is in danger. Wait, the West hates heroes? Reaches is one.
* The classic line is when Reaches and Ratio argue on some barges.
	+ Ratio: "The peaceful is willing to, D The Superior is a bad person!
	+ Reaches "To me hero's is just bad person!" Yet, the West Emperor called Reaches a hero earlier.

## Trivia

* While in-canon the the Wish Power is the main way the Hopeless Situation Warriors fight, in this bootleg it is not clear implied so.

## In Canon

* All these terms obviously mean **Jedi Knight** or **Jedi**.