Heavy Snow

Heavy Snow, is an icon. A man, if he even is limited to such a term, of Arcosian and Hood Rat-ian descent who resides in Conton City where he raps and acts as a Time Patroller as well as general nuisanc- treasured member of the community. He fights for many things. Truth, justice, black rights, the grind, the bitches, only things an honorable many would rightly stand for. But alas, he fights and spits for a city that does not appreciate him. He is steadfast though, fighting the good fight until the day all see his glory. Or until the restraining orders put by Turni, Mint, Licheng, Mochio, and everyone else is lifted, or when Engao takes the hit off of him, or Demilia takes that curse off of him, or when Ran- y'know I'mma just stop before I get cap'd. Oh, and he was also the true savior of Conton City not Rukiano, as he betrayed Snow despite Heavy Snow giving his blood, sweat, and tears to help train the Saiyan. So yeah, cancel his ass on twitter.

**Disclaimer: Any claims that Heavy Snow had any input in the writing of this wiki page, especially via gunpoint are 100% false, I am not in any danger.**

## Heavy Snow

### Aliases

* Icicle SnowAngel (His real bitch ass name)
* Vanilla Ice
* Milli Vanilli
* Big Ounce
* Papi
* Mac Daddy 'Berg
* NykoMajin (His name for evading taxes)

### Relatives

* The Streets (True Creator)
* Mochio (Babymama #1)
* Turni (Babymama #2)
* Selino (Babymama #3)
* Cress (Primary Sidehoe)
* Carano (Abandoned Rage Baby)
* Ice (Abandoned Baby for Tax Purposes)
* Peppa (Husband for Immigration Reasons)
* Yung Toto (Long Lost Brother)
* Lil Ivywood (They got a blood transfusion once, sidehoe aside from that)
* Burgice (His Inferior and evil clone)
* Milky (His Secret Majin Femboy Lover he's ashamed of)
* Glacieous (His much hotter brother that he's jealous of)
* Engao (Chinese Knockoff)
* Valce (Lord and Savior, plus his dad)
* Tabasco (Parol Officer)
* Takuma (Secret Time Displaced Past Reincarnation)
* Rikka Chilli (Another Secret Time Displaced Past Reincarnation)

## Character information in world

### Afiliation

* Time Patrol (Not Really)
* Himself
* The Grind
* The Hoes
* The Mexican Cartel (Former Leader)
* The Tojo Clan (Former Tyrannical Leader)
* Futanari Lovers Alliance (Secret Co-Leader with Valce)
* Critical Role (Co-Host with Kai Storm and Peelo)

### Occupation

* Professional Street N- I can't say that
* Time Patroller (Barely)
* Rapper
* Full Time Nuisance
* Professional Cooler Impersonator

### Masters

* Jaden Yuki
* Kanye West
* R.Kelly
* Genghis Khan
* Lu Bu
* Alexander the Great aka Matt Mercer
* Dragon (Personal Trainer)
* Yung Toto
* Ice Cube (Made him cold as ice)
* Paris (Taught him the secret "Chaos Verse")
* Keytar (Taught him "*The Ways*")
* Quandale Dingle

### Students

* Mochio
* Takuma
* Vida (Taught her UI but banished her to the streets when he found out she was racist)
* Sekiro
* Rukiano (Trained him and is the reason he is as strong but was betrayed so that Rukiano could be the Hero of Conton City.)
* And almost every one else on this damn wiki

## Character information off world

### Portrayed by

* AC$ (Roleplaying)
* King Nasir (Sex Scenes)

### Appear in

* The Godfather
* Def Jam Fight for New York
* Cool Runnings
* One Piece
* DBZ Porn Parody XXX: Dragon Boob Z
* Bible Black
* Dragon Ball: Evolution
* Wii Sports
* Your Nightmares

## Appearance

Heavy Snow is a majestic being. So beautiful, immaculate, you could say he was.. built different. Indeed, he was built mistakenly with a higher than normal amount of red pill and basedness, resulting in an astounding height of 6'9" (anyone taller is fake, on god). He has an 8 pac, yes, you read that correctly, 8 whole abs. Each pristinely shaped as if cute from diamond. His overall musculature has been on numerous occasions compared to that of the classical sculptures like those of artists like Bernini and Leonardo DiCaprio. Mochio, the authority on beauty standards in Conton, claimed he was, and I quote, "Spiffy, Cuh" to which she married him not long after. He has white armor like growths on his body, much like Cooler, but cooler. His eyes are a deep red, much like Cooler's, but cooler. To the masses, this just seems like another of his immeasurable attractive qualities but in reality is a sign that he's the reincarnation of many great heroes such as Takuma (although he doesn't know it) and Rikka Chilli, who originally defeated the Fire Lord

Adorned around his neck and right wrist os what the impoverished kids down the block sifting through the trash for their next hit of crack would call "ice". "Ice" also known as "drip" comes in many forms, Heavy Snow's comes in the form of a thick set of golden chains around his neck with a gold "S" attached and a thinner chain around his wrist. On his feet are a coveted pair of Timberland boots that he got from his mythical homeland, The Bronx, some dispute this but they're haters and thus should be lynched and stoned. On his head is a piece of. fashion only meant for only the most refined members of society, a yankee cap, black in color, the insignia, a sign of status made of white threads. On it is the sticker that is mandatory to be placed when out up for sale. Some would simply remove it but the intellectual ways of the Hood Rat people are mysterious and thus they keep the sticker on.

He also has a huge dick, he wanted me to mention that.

## Personality

At first glance, Icicle "Heavy Snow" SnowAngel may seem like a buffoonish, inconsiderate, pigheaded, racist, insecure, sexist, and all manner of foul implying word from the thesaurus.. and he is. Fuck that ni- Actually, while writing this, I, AC$, who has been instructed to say that I am NOT being held at gunpoint instead will tell you dear reader, of a man who know no limit. Snow is selfless, once giving a homeless person an early copy of his mixtape, knowing that when it dropped it would "break da bank" and be worth trillions. To potentially give out a masterpiece for free to a stranger is a testament to his kindness and unwavering commitment to giving back to "The Streets". He is also, quite a bit of a playa or as we more refined members of society call it, a man hoe. To compliment his breathtaking looks he has a way with words that many men, yes men, and women compared to the vocal equivalent of aged wine. The fact he lives on his Grandmother's couch or the various restraining orders put on him does little to dissuade many from pursuing him romantically or for my carnal desires.

He is also vastly intelligent. The true depths of which are unknowable by normal mortal minds, as they by the man himself to protect those he cares for. He hides this higher dimensional intellect behind the clever disguise of a buffoon. Yes, whenever he does something as dumb as giving his address away to strangers on the internet and challenging them to a fight is a clever power move comparable to thinking 60 moves ahead in a heated game of chess. The fact he would later be pranked with nonstop pizza deliveries and vandalism is too a part of his master plan. Beyond his raw mental sophistication, Heavy Snow is also many more things, such as a man of honor. But his form of honor was too advanced and nuanced for most to comprehend. Whenever he shoots someone in the ankle or kneecap, hits someone while their down, strikes them when their back is turned is based upon the ancient Hood Rat way of combat, where one fights with all their heart in a all or nothing bout of will. To fight with whatever means necessary is to fight like a Hood Rat and Heavy Snow is the Hoodiest of Rats.

Some have claimed that he is, and this will be censored for your viewing, but still caution is advised, a "lyin' ass n\*\*\*a". This is the farthest thing from the truth. He is beyond honest, to a fault actually. This wiki was made to be a record of the true accounts of this genius', this Rap God, Messiah of the Rap Game. In fact, this is where this section ends. You wanna learn about him? Keep reading.

## Relationships

* Family
* Friends/Allies
* Enemies

* Peppa's Ex Wife

* Sosuke Aizen

* Pickle

* Shadow the Hedgehog

* Piccolo from Dragon Ball Evolution

* An Unexploded Nuclear Warhead

* Morbius

* Kanye West

* Totoma

* Takuma

* Fondu

* Li Shu Fu Tai Wei Feng Juan Huang Xiang Dong

* Seth the Programmer

* The United States Government

* White People

* The Police (Especially the white ones)

* Kim Kardashian

* Cooler

* Frieza

* The Tojo Clan

* People more successful than him

* MysticDragon

* Zelancholy

* The Bogdanoff Twins

* That One Street Sweeper

* Talia (She pegged him and Li Shu Fu Tai Wei Feng Juan Huang Xiang Dong, an unforgivable offense that cause a war to end all wars. The xenoverse will never be the same.)

## Biography

### *Pre-History*

#### Before Zeno and the Big Bang

Before the multiverse, before time, before space, before the grind, there was a space-time that existed before ours. It was vast, infinite, dense, and home to many great wonders. In this was vastness cosmic expanse, there was a never ending war going on between two heavenly sides. One the left, there was the Bloods, the other, the Cripz, Red vs Blue. The battleground was the holy land whose name was lost to time but many scholars have agreed on the name of "Los Angeles". There once was a peaceful coexistence of the factions where they cheaply bought cocaine and other sacred herbs and spices then resell it for a higher price. The money was used to fund legitimate businesses, to provide opportunity to the impoverished, provide more necessities to those who couldn't physically work for themselves, strengthen the community, and generally create a more self-sustaining system to which neighborhoods can function under. It was also used to also help sell more crack.

All was at peace, the crack flowed without impediment. Whenever the police tried to intervene they naturally failed because, of course, fuck 12. The factions only interacted for the greater good and nothing more, all was well... until the Cripz attacked with warning. It was brutal, sudden, gruesome, wack even, bitchass-ish if you'd be so inclined. Reasons varied as to why, but all everyone knew was that nothing would ever be the same. For 6,900,000,000 years, a conflicted raged on that left bloody mountains of bodies that were a testament to the senseless conflict. Why couldn't we all sell crack together? There wasn't an easy answer, especially after the battle had gone on for so long that things soon muddied a once simple question.

Having seen enough brothers and sisters get clapped, a man that history would forget the name of got to work fixing this. Sacred items were gathered: Hennessy, volumes and DVDS of Dragon Ball Z, a fresh pair of timberlands, a yankee with no brim, Misogyny from the 40s, a Glock, a Gucci belt, the Lance of Longinus, one of John Cena's wristbands, Jesus' crown, and a copy of Kanye's latest album. These were all melted down and poured within a cauldron and stirred, mixed thoroughly until a heavenly light and great rumbling shook the universe nearly destroying it until it calmed and cooled. From the broth of creation came a towering figure surrounded by an air only found in those known as gods. He utter a single phrase, "They call me Heavy Snow, cuz I lays it down thick." Snow's creator shed a single tear at the birth of his son but the grand spectacle that was Snow's birth had wounded him and int heir very first meeting, Snow held his father in his arms and wept. Snow knew his purpose, the streets needed him, the hoes needed him, this war had gone on long enough.

The moment he ventured beyond the confines of the labyrinth that acted as his gateway into the world, Heavy Snow unleashed a hateful torrent. Blood, Cripz, 12, hood rats, any who called The Streets their home felt his wrath, it was indiscriminate and eventually the universe itself was torn asunder. History was changed, the slate wiped clean, a while new Space-Time occurred and by the time Snow came too, millions of years passed, he was asleep. Sealed deep within in the earth from his own power. He emerged vague memories of his past but a single thing was on his mind, one thing kept him going. The Grind.

#### What Actually Happened

...Is he gone? Good, okay, here's the real story:

Icicle "IceCubie" SnowAngel was your average Arcosian living in Conton City. He was scrawny, nerdy, frail, and insecure. He was bullied constantly and had an overbearing family that suffocated him in their obnoxious love and expectations. Eventually, he had enough and hit the gym obsessively until he was built like a brick house but still was insecure despite improving his outward appearance and lacked the confidence to actually stand up to both his peers and his family. To fix this, he took up rapping and adopted a ghetto gangster persona to act tough. He did this poorly, naturally, and was laughed at by everyone. Leaving high school, Icicle joined the Time Patrol Academy in hopes of gaining the strength needed to be taken seriously and proceeded to bumble ass backwards int he coming years of us entering.

During his time he met many patrollers, including a young Totoma, who he'd call Yung Toto, and his own group of friends including the majin, Broyé, and fellow Arcosian, Akua. Totoma couldn't stand him but felt sorry for him, so he tolerated his existence, Broyébeing as positive as always somehow found a way to be delighted by his presence, a similar story could be said for Akua but eventually grew to be annoyed by icicles various antics. When Icicle wasn't meeting the bear minimum requirements to stay within the Academy he was getting himself in trouble. These includes:

* Being grossly offensive in a vain attempt to be edgy. He was, but in the not good kind of way.
* Trying to flirt with women only to come off as a creep
* Try to act tough and proceed to get his ass beat by various patrollers, members of the galactic patrol, Hercule, the Nutz Gang, and once got left for dead by the Pilaf Gang in a back alley.

The only reason he wasn't kicked out or even arrested was because Totoma and Co would reign him in before things got too extreme and also because his stupidity and tryhard-ness was amusing. He just barely met the requirements to pass the final exam and was now a licensed patroller. He sucked at it, of course. To make up for his pitiful pay from the all but piss easy missions he was sent on, Icicle decided to finally make do on his claims of being a successful rapper and begin his career in earnest, which he also sucked at. He currently lives on his grandmother's couch due to a lie involving identity theft as to essentially live rent free and have most of his needs taken care of his as grandmother believes a hacker stole his identity and ruined his finances.

While failing to sell his dogs hit music and being a disgrace to the patrol, Icicle works at a department store to earn an actual decent pay and continues his ass backwards trek through life by being a nuisance around the city and to all that dare interact with him.

### *Heavy Snow Z*

#### The Come Up

Regardless of which story you follow, preferably the former one as suggested by Snow and his .44 Magnum pressed against my temple, one this is for certain. He is persistent. After hours of hard work staying up to nearly 5 am, Snow crafted his first of many albums, this one being called "Tip of the Iceberg" and sent it to as many people as he could. Reviews called it juvenile and horrendous, some of his friends int he underground rap seen called it "fire", "wavy", and "fly". Opinions on it are mixed but one thing is for sure, the entire 30 minute album, is an allegory for the tip of his penis. Any who could not see the elegant way in which he crafted the narrative regarding the tip of his Johnson were blasted, rightfully so, in a glorious twitter post that evolved into a thread detailing his greatness and all those who disagreed with him being "turkey bitches". This culminated into a confrontation with Carano that resulted in him getting his ass beat all the way to the South Galaxy and getting hospitalized for about a month. Luckily, Snow held back as to not hurt his son. His words not mine.

   After recovering and returning to the North Galaxy, Icicle would legally change his name to Heavy Snow and officially announce his (now purged) Soundcloud page where he could continue his lyrical endeavors and plan his next album release.

#### Burgice Arc

When Burgice invaded Conton City he ran like a bi- brave as fuck person. He wasn't running screaming for him mommy because he was afraid, heavens no, he was running to get reinforcements. Not because he was in trouble, but because he couldn't save all he civilians on his own (which in actuality was a lie to "motivate the patrol") and stop himself from becoming angry and brutally massacring Burgice's forces and Burgice himself. He wanted to give the other fighters a chance to earn their own victories, he can't fight everyone's battles.

After the day was saved, Heavy Snow would go on to release another album, titled "Ex Mortis". This next album has themes of death, tragedy, and made heavy reference to past and recent events like the Invasion of Burgice, notable distortions in history that nearly resulted in the end of time, and other various tragic events. Many found Ex Mortis to be insensitive and Snow simply using recent events to manipulate people and their emotions, making his work seem deeper than it actually is. Heavy, naturally, denied these claims and beefed on twitter. This time, galactic patroller Peppa Chilli would beat Heavy Snow into unconsciousness. Snow attempted to sue but the court denied this attempt on grounds that Heavy Snow was and quote, "a bitch." He returned to twitter to rant more.

#### Prano Arc

He bought drugs from Prano, had an allergic reaction, and kinda just fainted behind some rocks for the whole arc.

#### Stigmata Arc

During the arrival of the Prismatica member, Frosten, Heavy Snow attempted to assist but the shockwaves caused by Frosten's sheer power blew him past the horizon. He crashed in South City's pacifically into he warehouse of a local cartel. They initially tried to kill him and he feared for his life until realizing they were normal people and he could overpower them easily and proceeded take control unchallenged. His "revolutionary" trafficking methods earned him the esteemed title of "El come mierda" or "The Mightiest Warrior" in English, a title only given to those they truly respect, as he has been told. He was forced to return to Conton and keep a low profile due to heightened police activity and the fear of his identity being exposed.

Once back, he returned to making music as usual, eventually gaining enough money to fund a music video for his song "Black Snow". Somehow, he roped Totoma in and made him participate in it, giving him the name of "Yung Toto". When the video dropped, people found Totoma far more appealing and attractive than Heavy Snow. People were entitled to their opinions and Heavy calmly voiced his by writing vile and vulgar obscenities on twitter. In these posts, he'd insult Totoma, who ignored them to the point he forgot about them not long after. Afterwards, he decided to immediately apologize. Some think he came to his senses finally and ended the petty drama, others think he wants Totoma around to boost his image. The world may never know.

#### Ordo Saga

Heavy Snow attempted to help stop Ordo, but got dragged away by a street sweeper.

#### Conton's Finest Tournament Saga

During the time of the tournament's run, Heavy Snow attempted to court beautiful women such as Mochio, Rang, and Triss but was ignored by the latter two and had half the bones in his body broken. When asked about this he has gone on record saying, "they tried to fucks with ya boi but they couldn't handle this downpour. Bitches can't handle when I make it rain." He'd go on to retract this statement when Mochio came to break the other half of his bones for the comment. He would spend the rest of the arc in the hospital. His stay would be extended after making a rude comment about Mochio after her near death fighting Amaru and having his neck promptly broken by Totoma afterwards.

#### Mhuldaiga Sgaa

Heavy Snow, strapped for cash and looking to make connections, attempted to sell what little he had left of Prano's drugs to the Livarians but was nearly caught by a group of Galactic Patrollers. He fled using a time machine to another timeline that landed him in an unknown place called "Japan" and found himself mixed up in with a massive criminal organization known as the Tojo Clan. Though vast, they could not handle the sheer Ki based might of Heavy Snow and were subdued by the rapper. For half a decade he reigned as the undisputed leader of the Japanese criminal underworld and managed to irreparably ruin their finances and reputation with his excessively lavish lifestyle and "eccentric", as he describes, behavior. In a lapse of common sense, had himself made vulnerable while his Ki was lowered to normal human levels by a surprise attack by a combined squadron of Tojo Clan members and yakuza from the Omi Alliance. He was mortally wounded and would've died if he hadn't made a narrow escape with his time machine.

#### Getting Pegged Saga

Heavy Snow has requested we not detail this incident and is taking legal action against the women who broke down the entrance to his igloo.

#### The Catholic Slenderman Debacle

On March 6th, Age 750, Heavy Snow was arrested for being an accessory in a series of child kidnappings and murders as well as the vandalism of several public spaces, namely various Catholic churches. When questioned, he claimed a tall white man with no face and dressed in a black and white suit, who he referred to as Mr.Slimjim, committed the acts instead. He was only with him to record music as he stated, "man spat that raw static." While the so called Mr.Slimjim committed the kidnapping and murders, Heavy Snow claims a patroller he constantly refers to as "Shortcake" committed the vandalism. Despite what he may say, CCTV footage clearly shows him at the scene of every crime. On March 10th, the case was taken to court and with little options left, Heavy gives a detailed account in hopes that the jury of his peers can find him not guilty. This is his story:

### The Death of Heavy Snow

Bro, THAT MOTHERFUCKER MYSITC ousted Heavy Snow for tax evasion, the plan was PERFECT, FLAWLESS! But she RUINED it! Heavy Snow experienced a sense of being flabbergasted that it lowered his power level to -100 Quadrillion Billion, making him weak enough that Rute could insult him and give him cardiac arrest. This killed him instantly, causing the universe to mourn the loss of an irreplaceable artist. Fondu cried so hard it erased him from the server's canon, Totoma brooded so hard that his husband Zak took the kids and stayed with  Turni (one of Heavy Snow's wives), and Takuma, on the cusp of finally acknowledging Turni's love for him (she tried cheating on heavy Snow), instead went on a spiritual journey to adjust to life without the strongest in the multiverse by his side. ~~Oh yeah he got sent to the Demon Realm where he met Talia, but we don't talk about that., you don't wanna know about that.~~

5 months passed. Mystic's plans for omniversal conquest had progressed in secret while the mourning continued. Totoma had become so disillusioned by life that he went to another anime called Chainsaw Man where he took on the name Kobeni. Everyone started making jokes about him making a pact with the Sloppy Blowjob Devil and that ruffled his jimmies pretty hard. Aside from that, he lived a content life. Fondu continues to not exist until I bring him back as a suave pansexual. Takuma lost all hope, motivation, aspiration, instead living life playing Smash at his local FGC hang out without showering, doing ERP online, and working at 7/11. He made further money by writing obscure smut stories on Archive of Our Own.

However, Takuma's yearning for justice couldn't be fully consumed by despair. One fateful day, a big tiddy goth gf had been chased down by an off brand Power Rangers monster, causing Takuma to step in and vanquish the beast on pure instinct. The adrenaline made his odor bearable enough for the woman to hug him and the sensation of woman making contact with him in a nonviolent manner for once caused Takuma to regain his sense of self (he once got beat up for looking at a chad's girlfriend. That chad's name was Mint). After a much needed shower, Takuma then did the world a favor and destroyed the Smash FGC hang out, granting him the Key to South City. After that selfless act, it was time to get the gang back together.

Fondu still didn't exist as the reformation of his being into a pansexual icon hadn't taken place yet in the Astral Realm, so he was out. Next came Totoma, who had been bored after not being reintroduced to Part 2 of Chainsaw Man and thus went not to star as Ashley in the latest Resident Evil 4 Remake. Takuma finds him as a mouse due to a meme of twitter asking what if you booted up the game and Ashley just became a mouse. Totoma was a mouse now, so Takuma just kind ut him in his pocket and ran off while being chased by Leon.

## Power

His strength is... a-astounding.. There is no limit to his potential. He is by far one of the mightiest being to ever have and ever will exist. There are even worries that he one day surpass the likes of the Angels and Zeno. At that point, no one can stop the realest of Gs. The furious way in which he raps his lyrics alone is in it of itself a method of attack that can decimate foes that somehow manage to surpass him. The act of discovering an opponent that can even come within 1% of his power is a galactic, no, universal event that shakes all to their core. Even the opponent themselves are surprised they could do such a thing and will proceed to go on a 5 hour long spiel about how great and powerful Heavy Snow is and being allowed to come within range of his immense Power Level is a gracious act on Heavy Snow's end, to which they'll spend another 3 hours thanking him for letting them get so powerful. Frankly, 3 hours are too little for such a stallion.

The times in which the likes of Licheng to Carano beat him embarrassingly in combat are, as they were recounted to me, him holding back to make them look good. He swears on his Ma and his hoes, who has not given a comment on the matter. In fact, the "hoes" haven't been seen anywhere as of recent. Or ever...

### Feats

1. Once told a lady that he's fumbled the baddest of bitches and scored a date with her from it.
2. Is banned from being added to Dokkan due to every attempt at doing so breaking the game.
	1. This is also the reason why he's not in Legends.
3. Is Whis's barber.
4. Went back in time and convinced the Greeks (or was it the romans?) that having sex with men is in fact gay.
5. Beat Sekiro (the person, not the game), then beat Sekiro (the game, not the person). Both were done flawlessly.
6. Dated Rang Nebila, topped every time.
7. Dated Talia, he got topped.
8. Posted an unfinished, 2 second beat on Soundcloud, was immediately given 10 gold records. He had to delete because the fame gave him enemies.
9. Beat Ultrakill, sustaining no damage, blindfolded, live on twitch.
	1. Got donated 20k by Zel for doing so.
10. Granted Peppa the ability the walk before taking it away with a thought.
11. Can finish Mystic's pages all in one day, he just chooses not to.

## Abilities

* Techniques
* Transformations

* Thousand Years of Death: Taught to him by Totoma, Heavy Snow tightly clasps their hands together and extends their middle and index fingers, resembling the Tiger Hand Seal. Using the full weight of his body, Snow thrusts these four fingers between the target's buttocks. Its causes extreme embarrassment and pain, almost causing one to simply drop dead. What's worse, it's unisex. If killed by it, the victim will forever feel the pain even in Otherworld and even if they are Hakai'd.

* Super Hot Fiya: Despite his name, Heavy Snow spews pure napalm. His lyrics be so bussin' that things just spontaneously combust when Snow spits that raw fuel. If one were to be lyrically gifted enough to survive it instead becomes a power reality bending shockwave that violently strikes them.

* The Chaos Verse: Taught to him by famous majin rapper Paris, Snow can utter a series of lyrics so unholy, so heretical, blasphemous in nature, so abhorrent that it unleashes destruction the likes of which the multiverse has never seen. It is his absolute last resort.

* The Schmoves: He moves, the ladies swoon. The fellas get hella jealous. *Look at him go.*

* Glockicus Maximus: Whips out the strap and pops a cap.
	+ Strap Style - Thousand Glocks: Conjures thousands of portals where magnum wielding hands emerge and fire upon the enemy.

* Demon Night Parade: He sends legions of loyal fans to harass the enemy and damage their mental health.

* "I Ain't Gonna Sugarcoat It": He ain't gonna sugarcoat it.

* Golden Form: The godly form of the Frieza race, Snow can use it but finds no need as his base power alone is magnificent enough in its own. This is, of course his own words. Many speculate that he is, in fact, cappin'.
* Durag: Heavy Snow unleashes the full power of his Hood Rat side and summons a durag that wraps itself around his head to allow for the true depths of his already orgasm inducing (once again, his words) immeasurable power.
* Black Snow: Heavy Snow's new final form that's better, more perfect, even sexier, even more questionably racist than Frieza's Black Form. He got this form by training for 6,900 years with King Nasir.

## Music Themes and His Own Music

* His Main Theme
* His Secondary Theme
* Music from his first album Tip of Da Iceberg
* Music from his second album Ex Mortis

(Note: It has come to my attention that the wrong music has been put in this section, so it will be under construction to rectify this error. Luckily, this only affected the first two themes.)

## Trivia

* He's better than you
* He's sexier than you
* He's $69,000,000,000,000 in debt
* His birthday is June 18th
* He's fucked your mom
* Is the real one dating Kim Kardashian
* The acclaimed director of "The Great Pyra/Mythra Cum jar Fiasco", which won him 10 Emmies and a date with Turni
* Was meant to be the Final DLC for Smash but got sealed within the Omegaverse by Sora
	+ Had to fight off legions of fem boys that wanted to pucker his asshole. This is where he met longtime friend and rival, Sekiro, the reigning Femboy of the Power Bottom Clan.
		- Legally I was not suppose to reveal that, I must go into hiding.
* Met Acevane, who you should watch
	+ They're best friends
	+ If you don't watch him you're a lame
	+ And a chickenhead
	+ and a bitchass n- I STILL can't say that word, RATTLESNAKES
* Is best friends with his actor AC$ like really close, besties 4 lyfe
	+ He's asleep after watching BET for 7 hours straight, please, help me, I'm being forced to write this
		- He keeps watching Love and Hiphop I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
* Heavy Snow has been compared to Guts from Berserk in conversations of the greatest protagonists of all time.
* Heavy Snow can beat Goku
	+ Low dif
		- No really
			* Superman too