recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Adieu, Faux Chateau

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

Find a small gender appropriate swimsuit put it on underneath whatever set of clothing you might be comfortable in prior to doing so you will want to write the name of our podcast on/about your body you're going to save your money for one calendar year. You are going to purchase a ticket for the Super Bowl when the Bills are in the Super Bowl next year. You're going to go down to the sideline and very nicely make friends with the security guard, get him to maybe take a picture of something the opposite direction, ditch your clothes, sprint onto the field. There will be children watching, hence the swimsuit, who don't want you full nude, and run around with Hapless Heroes at the Super Bowl that the Bills are playing at.

## **External Links**

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## **Credits**

As always, a BIG thanks to Tim @ https://tabletopaudio.com for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and beyond!
Not Much of a Welcoming Party

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

What you're going to do is take popcorn and then make popcorn into little sculptures, with the popcorn, of the characters and make a diorama of your favorite Hapless Hero scene, out of popcorn, and then eat it.

## **External Links**

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## **Credits**

Special thanks to [audio people] for use of their [services and FX].
The Grand Coronation Hotel - Part 6

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

### **The Field Vs. Fields Controversy**

Typically an IYRLU would begin with:

> "...and if you like us, right now, you love us Sally Field and the whole deal..."
>
>
>

For a period of time "Field" was used interchangeably with "Fields", and there is a minor on going jokey dispute between cast members as to the correct useage to this day.

## **External Links**

Reddit

Discord

## **Credits**

Special thanks to [audio people] for use of their [services and FX].
It's Pronounced Flagoon

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

### **The Field Vs. Fields Controversy**

Typically an IYRLU would begin with:

> "...and if you like us, right now, you love us Sally Field and the whole deal..."
>
>
>

For a period of time "Field" was used interchangeably with "Fields", and there is a minor on going jokey dispute between cast members as to the correct useage to this day.

## **External Links**

Reddit

Discord

## **Credits**

Special thanks to [audio people] for use of their [services and FX].
Embrace Chaos

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

Go into your local butcher shop and demand 3000 lbs of beef, and when they refuse that order, because it is insane and impossible, I think, I don't know. I'm not a butcher. I think if you order 3000 lbs of beef they would either laugh at you or get irrate, because butchers do not have time to joke about beef. You should say, in a British accent, "Please sir, I need 3000 lbs of beef for my favorite podcast is Hapless Heroes Podcast, and well I'm going to bury myself underground, and listen to it 3000 times in its entirety, and I need one pound of beef for each listen."

## **External Links**

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## **Credits**

As always, a BIG thanks to Tim @ https://tabletopaudio.com for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and beyond!
Sowande

*"It won't be long before your plan comes apart... before this chair I'm in becomes a throne."*
―Sowande to Stick[src]**Sowande**, also known as **White Hat**, was one of the five fingers of the Hand and a powerful African warlord. While attempting to take over New York City, he began recruiting several young people from Harlem to dispose of the bodies of the Chaste in New York City putting him on Luke Cage's radar. He was captured by Cage during the Ambush at the Royal Dragon and eventually was beheaded by Stick, preventing further resurrection.

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The Hapless Interns vol. 2

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

### **The Field Vs. Fields Controversy**

Typically an IYRLU would begin with:

> "...and if you like us, right now, you love us Sally Field and the whole deal..."
>
>
>

For a period of time "Field" was used interchangeably with "Fields", and there is a minor on going jokey dispute between cast members as to the correct useage to this day.

## **External Links**

Reddit

Discord

## **Credits**

Special thanks to [audio people] for use of their [services and FX].
Igor's Challenge - Part 1

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

### **The Field Vs. Fields Controversy**

Typically an IYRLU would begin with:

> "...and if you like us, right now, you love us Sally Field and the whole deal..."
>
>
>

For a period of time "Field" was used interchangeably with "Fields", and there is a minor on going jokey dispute between cast members as to the correct useage to this day.

## **External Links**

Reddit

Discord

## **Credits**

Special thanks to [audio people] for use of their [services and FX].
The Master Will Be Displeased - Part 5

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

Find a small gender appropriate swimsuit put it on underneath whatever set of clothing you might be comfortable in prior to doing so you will want to write the name of our podcast on/about your body you're going to save your money for one calendar year. You are going to purchase a ticket for the Super Bowl when the Bills are in the Super Bowl next year. You're going to go down to the sideline and very nicely make friends with the security guard, get him to maybe take a picture of something the opposite direction, ditch your clothes, sprint onto the field. There will be children watching, hence the swimsuit, who don't want you full nude, and run around with Hapless Heroes at the Super Bowl that the Bills are playing at.

## **External Links**

Reddit

Discord

## **Credits**

As always, a BIG thanks to Tim @ https://tabletopaudio.com for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and beyond!
It's All Ogre Now

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

### **The Field Vs. Fields Controversy**

Typically an IYRLU would begin with:

> "...and if you like us, right now, you love us Sally Field and the whole deal..."
>
>
>

For a period of time "Field" was used interchangeably with "Fields", and there is a minor on going jokey dispute between cast members as to the correct useage to this day.

## **External Links**

Reddit

Discord

## **Credits**

Special thanks to [audio people] for use of their [services and FX].
The Jerks From Lab 25

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

### **The Field Vs. Fields Controversy**

Typically an IYRLU would begin with:

> "...and if you like us, right now, you love us Sally Field and the whole deal..."
>
>
>

For a period of time "Field" was used interchangeably with "Fields", and there is a minor on going jokey dispute between cast members as to the correct useage to this day.

## **External Links**

Reddit

Discord

## **Credits**

Special thanks to [audio people] for use of their [services and FX].
It's Shawarmagical!

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

### **The Field Vs. Fields Controversy**

Typically an IYRLU would begin with:

> "...and if you like us, right now, you love us Sally Field and the whole deal..."
>
>
>

For a period of time "Field" was used interchangeably with "Fields", and there is a minor on going jokey dispute between cast members as to the correct useage to this day.

## **External Links**

Reddit

Discord

## **Credits**

Special thanks to [audio people] for use of their [services and FX].
Igor's Challenge - Part 2

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

### **The Field Vs. Fields Controversy**

Typically an IYRLU would begin with:

> "...and if you like us, right now, you love us Sally Field and the whole deal..."
>
>
>

For a period of time "Field" was used interchangeably with "Fields", and there is a minor on going jokey dispute between cast members as to the correct useage to this day.

## **External Links**

Reddit

Discord

## **Credits**

Special thanks to [audio people] for use of their [services and FX].
Net Fix and Chill

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

### **The Field Vs. Fields Controversy**

Typically an IYRLU would begin with:

> "...and if you like us, right now, you love us Sally Field and the whole deal..."
>
>
>

For a period of time "Field" was used interchangeably with "Fields", and there is a minor on going jokey dispute between cast members as to the correct useage to this day.

## **External Links**

Reddit

Discord

## **Credits**

Special thanks to [audio people] for use of their [services and FX].
Drinking out of Grails

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

Fill a bird feeder up with ground beef and then dress up like a wolf man and run full speed at it hanging from a tree. Tackle it out of the tree and just gnaw on it until all of that beautiful ground beef just sprays all over the place and, I dunno, is somebody watching ya? If somebody is watching ya tell them to listen to our podcast

## **External Links**

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## **Credits**

As always, a BIG thanks to Tim @ https://tabletopaudio.com for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and beyond!
Getting Out Alive

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

### **The Field Vs. Fields Controversy**

Typically an IYRLU would begin with:

> "...and if you like us, right now, you love us Sally Field and the whole deal..."
>
>
>

For a period of time "Field" was used interchangeably with "Fields", and there is a minor on going jokey dispute between cast members as to the correct useage to this day.

## **External Links**

Reddit

Discord

## **Credits**

Special thanks to [audio people] for use of their [services and FX].
A Fin in Time - Part 21 - Exotic Tastes

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

Open up a marble factory and in every 1,000th marble put a small scroll that when the marble clacks into another marble it breaks open and reveals a scroll that says "I want a donut and please feed me one. Me, being the marble. Also listen to the Hapless Heroes Podcast An Original D&D Campaign."

## **External Links**

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## **Credits**

As always, a BIG thanks to Tim @ https://tabletopaudio.com for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and beyond!
Plunder With a Side of Penance

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

### **The Field Vs. Fields Controversy**

Typically an IYRLU would begin with:

> "...and if you like us, right now, you love us Sally Field and the whole deal..."
>
>
>

For a period of time "Field" was used interchangeably with "Fields", and there is a minor on going jokey dispute between cast members as to the correct useage to this day.

## **External Links**

Reddit

Discord

## **Credits**

Special thanks to [audio people] for use of their [services and FX].
The Core Problem

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

### **The Field Vs. Fields Controversy**

Typically an IYRLU would begin with:

> "...and if you like us, right now, you love us Sally Field and the whole deal..."
>
>
>

For a period of time "Field" was used interchangeably with "Fields", and there is a minor on going jokey dispute between cast members as to the correct useage to this day.

## **External Links**

Reddit

Discord

## **Credits**

Special thanks to [audio people] for use of their [services and FX].
A Fin in Time - Part 26 - Emodroncy Continues...

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

Write a letter in tarantula blood imploring the reader to listen to our podcast and send it to whoever is in charge of the estate of Agatha Christie. Extra bonus challenge: make the letter long enough to use the exact amount of blood in seven tarantulas.

## **External Links**

Reddit

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## **Credits**

As always, a BIG thanks to Tim @ https://tabletopaudio.com for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and beyond!
Spooky Special - Monster Party Monster Mash - Part 6

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

### **The Field Vs. Fields Controversy**

Typically an IYRLU would begin with:

> "...and if you like us, right now, you love us Sally Field and the whole deal..."
>
>
>

For a period of time "Field" was used interchangeably with "Fields", and there is a minor on going jokey dispute between cast members as to the correct useage to this day.

## **External Links**

Reddit

Discord

## **Credits**

Special thanks to [audio people] for use of their [services and FX].
Enter Frogman

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

### **The Field Vs. Fields Controversy**

Typically an IYRLU would begin with:

> "...and if you like us, right now, you love us Sally Field and the whole deal..."
>
>
>

For a period of time "Field" was used interchangeably with "Fields", and there is a minor on going jokey dispute between cast members as to the correct useage to this day.

## **External Links**

Reddit

Discord

## **Credits**

Special thanks to [audio people] for use of their [services and FX].
Stay the Course

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

### **The Field Vs. Fields Controversy**

Typically an IYRLU would begin with:

> "...and if you like us, right now, you love us Sally Field and the whole deal..."
>
>
>

For a period of time "Field" was used interchangeably with "Fields", and there is a minor on going jokey dispute between cast members as to the correct useage to this day.

## **External Links**

Reddit

Discord

## **Credits**

Special thanks to [audio people] for use of their [services and FX].
The Master Will Be Displeased - Finale

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

Find a small gender appropriate swimsuit put it on underneath whatever set of clothing you might be comfortable in prior to doing so you will want to write the name of our podcast on/about your body you're going to save your money for one calendar year. You are going to purchase a ticket for the Super Bowl when the Bills are in the Super Bowl next year. You're going to go down to the sideline and very nicely make friends with the security guard, get him to maybe take a picture of something the opposite direction, ditch your clothes, sprint onto the field. There will be children watching, hence the swimsuit, who don't want you full nude, and run around with Hapless Heroes at the Super Bowl that the Bills are playing at.

## **External Links**

Reddit

Discord

## **Credits**

As always, a BIG thanks to Tim @ https://tabletopaudio.com for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and beyond!
The New Interns - Part 2

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

### **The Field Vs. Fields Controversy**

Typically an IYRLU would begin with:

> "...and if you like us, right now, you love us Sally Field and the whole deal..."
>
>
>

For a period of time "Field" was used interchangeably with "Fields", and there is a minor on going jokey dispute between cast members as to the correct useage to this day.

## **External Links**

Reddit

Discord

## **Credits**

Special thanks to [audio people] for use of their [services and FX].
The Grand Coronation Hotel - Part 3

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

### **The Field Vs. Fields Controversy**

Typically an IYRLU would begin with:

> "...and if you like us, right now, you love us Sally Field and the whole deal..."
>
>
>

For a period of time "Field" was used interchangeably with "Fields", and there is a minor on going jokey dispute between cast members as to the correct useage to this day.

## **External Links**

Reddit

Discord

## **Credits**

Special thanks to [audio people] for use of their [services and FX].
Striking the Right Tone Part 1

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

Please compose, perform, and record for us a corny ass Hapless Heroes rap

## **External Links**

Reddit

Discord

## **Credits**

As always, a BIG thanks to Tim @ https://tabletopaudio.com for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and beyond!
A New Old Friend

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

## **External Links**

Reddit

Discord

## **Credits**

Special thanks to [audio people] for use of their [services and FX].
Dark City Tarantis - Part 4

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

Get a busking permit for the Metaverse and write a bunch of songs about how much our podcast RUUULLES in the Metaverse, bye

## **External Links**

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Discord

## **Credits**

As always, a BIG thanks to Tim @ https://tabletopaudio.com for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and beyond!
Underground Circus

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

## **External Links**

Reddit

Discord

## **Credits**

Special thanks to [audio people] for use of their [services and FX].
Berronar's Bereavement - Part 2

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

Go out and murder yourself a serial killer, and you can use the Heart of Damballa to transfer their soul into the nearest item, might be a good guy doll, who knows, might be any kind of doll, then freeze that doll with liquid nitrogen and plunge it into some sort of case and make that case be a part of a space mining operation that will go out and eventually that doll will find itself in a mech suit once it defrosts and so there will be a soul of serial killer inside of a doll inside of a mech suit, and then they'll put on a magic show, and at the very end plug our podcast

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## **Credits**

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Keep Calm and Drag On

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

## **External Links**

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## **Credits**

Special thanks to [audio people] for use of their [services and FX].
Recapless Heroes - The Longest Journey

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

### **The Field Vs. Fields Controversy**

Typically an IYRLU would begin with:

> "...and if you like us, right now, you love us Sally Field and the whole deal..."
>
>
>

For a period of time "Field" was used interchangeably with "Fields", and there is a minor on going jokey dispute between cast members as to the correct useage to this day.

## **External Links**

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## **Credits**

Special thanks to [audio people] for use of their [services and FX].
Vecnational Treasure

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

Do a little dance. Make a little love, and get down, no!, come on down, that's right, become a contestant of The Price is Right, show up, bribe a higher up producer, whatever, whatever you have to do, and come on down, whatever your name is, to the lecterns of The Price is Right and when they show you that habachi grill, when they show you that stair master, or thigh miner, wager your bet, or whatever you do, make your bet, guess that it costs Hapless Heroes Podcast and $1.

## **External Links**

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## **Credits**

As always, a BIG thanks to Tim @ https://tabletopaudio.com for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and beyond!
High Mortenance

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

## **External Links**

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## **Credits**

Special thanks to [audio people] for use of their [services and FX].
Cannon-nade - Part 1

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

We all know about Hallmark Holidays, the kind of feelings that incite within us, good or ill, and I say enough! Why have a Hallmark Holiday when you could have a Hapless Holiday. So if you really love us, create your own Hapless Holiday one of the best things about these holidays is that they can happen spontaneously anytime, anywhere. If you really love us, and so moved just do it. And the best thing is that you can create your own traditions. So long as they are within the Hapless Heroes standards and that sort of mindset. You can share goat milk mimosas with strangers. You could, um, probably mouth off to somebody needlessly. (Bonus points: If you get this holiday made into a national holiday where we all get the day off.) Surely, surely, brunch is a staple. (Extra bonus points: If you manage to get everyone to agree that 11 o'clock is in afternoon.) Lots of large purple hats. Share the largest purple hats you can find. Interrogating your neighbors dog. The list goes on. And always remember do it with love in your heart and a Hapless sense of mind.

## **External Links**

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## **Credits**

As always, a BIG thanks to Tim @ https://tabletopaudio.com for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and beyond!
Forging a Future

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

If you don't already, or haven't already, learn how to play the game, or any other tabletop game, and get your friends together and start your own campaign and tell us about it

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## **Credits**

As always, a BIG thanks to Tim @ https://tabletopaudio.com for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and beyond!
Dude, Where's My Warforged?

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

Go check out shop.a24films.com and look at this, The Green Knight Fantasy Roleplaying game. A24 apparently made like a table top role playing game module set for a couple of their films, like most importantly, The Green Knight, that they made that just came out, which is really cool, and they have one for midsummer, and I think The Lighthouse, and maybe The Lobster. I dunno. It costs $35, buy this thing, and let us know how it is, because I am very curious. I dunno if I'm goin to do it myself, but I just wanted to promote this thing that they made, it is fucking cool.

## **External Links**

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## **Credits**

As always, a BIG thanks to Tim @ https://tabletopaudio.com for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and beyond!
The Sinister Sanctuary - Part 4

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

### **The Field Vs. Fields Controversy**

Typically an IYRLU would begin with:

> "...and if you like us, right now, you love us Sally Field and the whole deal..."
>
>
>

For a period of time "Field" was used interchangeably with "Fields", and there is a minor on going jokey dispute between cast members as to the correct useage to this day.

## **External Links**

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## **Credits**

Special thanks to [audio people] for use of their [services and FX].
A Fin in Time - Part 35 - Sans Fin

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

You should go to a bog or a swamp and find a gremlin or bog-dwelling little creature and feed it potato chips until it agrees to broadcast its bog-swamp-troll-gremlin mind control powers all over the region and make everyone download our podcast and listen to it

## **External Links**

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## **Credits**

As always, a BIG thanks to Tim @ https://tabletopaudio.com for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and beyond!
A Fin in Time - Part 6

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

Find a map of Telduria, on our discord channel, and try to form it around a globe, make a three dimensional globe, of the Teldruian map, and take a picture of it and show it to us. I would like to see that. I want to see you get creative. (Make sure to credit the original artist: Maxime Plasse. Deviant Art: https://www.deviantart.com/maximeplasse Website: https://www.maxsmaps.com/ )

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## **Credits**

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There's Always Time for Hand Stuff

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

Go out into the wood and find a brown bear and shave it completely , tranquilize it first, shave it completely. Give it a deep tissue massage and scrawl a little note that includes the link to our podcast

## **External Links**

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## **Credits**

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The Master Will Be Displeased - Part 6

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

Find a small gender appropriate swimsuit put it on underneath whatever set of clothing you might be comfortable in prior to doing so you will want to write the name of our podcast on/about your body you're going to save your money for one calendar year. You are going to purchase a ticket for the Super Bowl when the Bills are in the Super Bowl next year. You're going to go down to the sideline and very nicely make friends with the security guard, get him to maybe take a picture of something the opposite direction, ditch your clothes, sprint onto the field. There will be children watching, hence the swimsuit, who don't want you full nude, and run around with Hapless Heroes at the Super Bowl that the Bills are playing at.

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## **Credits**

As always, a BIG thanks to Tim @ https://tabletopaudio.com for providing the SFX and ambiences used in this episode and beyond!
The Grand Coronation Hotel - Part 4

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

### **The Field Vs. Fields Controversy**

Typically an IYRLU would begin with:

> "...and if you like us, right now, you love us Sally Field and the whole deal..."
>
>
>

For a period of time "Field" was used interchangeably with "Fields", and there is a minor on going jokey dispute between cast members as to the correct useage to this day.

## **External Links**

Reddit

Discord

## **Credits**

Special thanks to [audio people] for use of their [services and FX].
The Sinister Sanctuary - Part 1

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

### **The Field Vs. Fields Controversy**

Typically an IYRLU would begin with:

> "...and if you like us, right now, you love us Sally Field and the whole deal..."
>
>
>

For a period of time "Field" was used interchangeably with "Fields", and there is a minor on going jokey dispute between cast members as to the correct useage to this day.

## **External Links**

Reddit

Discord

## **Credits**

Special thanks to [audio people] for use of their [services and FX].
Family Matters

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## **If You Really Love Us**

***Also known as:** "A Zach" affectionately refering to him as the originator of the popular end of show feature.*

Each week an off the wall suggestion about how to promote the podcast is made to the audience, with the explicit understanding that anything illegal, otherworldly or simply impossible is meant with tongue firmly placed in cheek. Some of them (the legal ones) have actually been possible.

This week's ***If You Really Love Us*** is lovingly transcribed by community member Reinhoc:

## **External Links**

Reddit

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## **Credits**

Special thanks to [audio people] for use of their [services and FX].