Bonnie's Obsession/Transcript

The following is a script of Bonnie's Obsession. Dialogue text is directly taken from the episode and is unaltered. Text in the brackets is used for visual clues and were added in by the wiki's creator, Stelllarz.

**CONTEXT WARNING FOR MENTIONS/ACTIONS OF R//PE AND SEMI SEXUAL ACTS.** The wiki nor it's creator condone r//pe and SA (sexual assault).

[*The video opens with Pinkie walking in a living room, facing left. After a few seconds, SpongeBob appears with Bonnie atop his head. Pinkie is startled by this.*]

**SpongeBob:** Bonnie you can get off my head now

**Bonnie:** No!Dada's head is very squeezy!

[*Pinkie changes to look bashful.*]

**Bonnie:** Besides, Bonnie wikes being on Dada's head.

[*SpongeBob closes his eyes and smiles.*]

**SpongeBob:** Bonnie,daddy says you have to get off his head at some point.

[*Pinkies eyes widen again.*]

**SpongeBob:** Your just as silly cute as your mommy.

[*Pinkie walks towards him.*]

**Pinkie:** Um.What's going on here, Honey bear?

[*He opens his eyes and looks at her.*]

**SpongeBob:** Well you see, I was just putting some cupcakes out than Bonnie saw and jumped on my head.

**Pinkie:** Alright Sweetie, get off daddy. He needs a little break.

[*Bonnie leans down slightly and lowers her eyebrows.*]

**Bonnie:** No.Bonnie no wanna.

**Pinkie:** What if Mommy got you some....

[*Pinkie lowers slightly with her pupils dilated. Bonnie moves closer to Pinkie and stares down angrily. SpongeBob closes his eyes.*]

**Bonnie:** Give Bonnie cookies or she will end her Mommy!

[*Bonnie smiles normally and Pinkie looks up at SpongeBob.*]

**SpongeBob:** Sweetie,let Daddy get the cookies for you.don't threat your Mommy.

[*Bonnie closes her eyes and opens her mouth. Pinkie, still looking at SpongeBob, appears content.*]

**Bonnie:** Okay Daddy! Bonnie sowy Mama.

**SpongeBob:** Pinkie,however, she got the energy for wanting cookies, I can explain ever....

[*She leans forward and kisses him, catching him off guard. Bonnie still rests on his head.*]

**SpongeBob:** everything...

**Bonnie:** Bonnie interested.

[*SpongeBob's eyelids lower.*]

**SpongeBob's mind:** Well,I won't say no to this~

[*He fully shuts his eyes. After a short period of time, his facial expression reverts except for his mouth, which appears open and colored white. He hugs Pinkie, who is still leaning forward, and they both look at each other lovingly.*]

**SpongeBob:** I am wanting to do this later with you.

**Pinkie:** Yes,my dear.

[*A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "About 3 hours later". The family is outside in the center of Ponyville, with Pinkie and SpongeBob laughing. Bonnie has her eyes closed and smiles on Pinkie's back.*]

**Pinkie:** You should have seen Rainbow's face when all of Ponyville pranked her!

[*SpongeBob stands up straight and looks at her shyly.*]

**SpongeBob:** Pinkie,your better at being me wife than you are at pranking.

[*Pinkie also stands up straight and looks back towards Bonnie.*]

**Bonnie:** That true dada. You and mama meant to be one.

**Pinkie:** How lucky am I to have such a sweet daughter, and a loving caring husband....

[*Pinkie looks up towards SpongeBob.*]

**SpongeBob:** Your forgetting one thing Pinkie.

**Pinkie:** Oh,what's that?

[*He wraps an arm around her, bringing them closer together.*]

**SpongeBob:** Your forgetting that I feel so lucky to have found the perfect mare to stay with me until the end.

[*He puts his remaining hand under Pinkie's chin.*]

**SpongeBob:** I am dead serious you and Bonnie are the most valuable things in the world to me. I will never leave your side unless it makes you happy.

**Pinkie:** Spongebob...

[*She closes her eyes.*]

**Pinkie:** Your so lovey dovey.....

[*He closes his eyes.*]

**SpongeBob:** And your very cute.

[*The three of them hug happily with Bonnie being in-between the couple. A black screen with white text fades in that reads, "At bedtime". Pinkie can be seen leaving Bonnie's room into the hallway. Pinkie looks back to the right, presumably at Bonnie, and smiles.*]

**Pinkie:** Sleep well my precious angel~

[*The scene changes to show Bonnie tucked in her crib. After a few seconds, the lights dim.*]

**???:** Ah there she is. Time for fun.

[*The outline of Discord appears near Bonnie's crib.*]

**Discord:** Hello,Bonnie Pie

[*Bonnie opens her eyes and her pupils dilate while looking towards the figure.*]

**Bonnie:** Um. What Bonnie help you?

**Discord:** Oh nothing. I just got a gift for you.

**Bonnie:** Bonnie do wike gifts...

[*She stands up and smiles. Discord's outline shifts, presumably grabbing something.*]

**Bonnie:** Okay.Bonnie say you give her da gift.

**Discord:** Wise choice kid.

**Bonnie:** So,what da gift you have for Bonnie?

**Discord:** That is easy.

[*His paw is brought towards Bonnie holding a wrapped present.*]

**Discord:** Just open this here box.

[*A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "The next morning at breakfast.". Pinkie stands next to a table in the kitchen with two chairs and a high seat. She proudly opens her mouth.*]

**Pinkie:** Breakfast is ready!

[*SpongeBob appears to the right. Pinkie turns to face him and they both smile sweetly.*]

**SpongeBob:** You did amazing Pinkie. You always are.

[*They hug.*]

**Pinkie:** \*giggles\*Aww! Thanks,Spongie!

**SpongeBob:** Anytime,sugar plum

**Bonnie:** MOMMY!DADDY!

[*Bonnie stands to the right of them. SpongeBob kneels down and they both look at her while smiling.*]

**Bonnie:** Sowy Bonnie wate(late). Bonnie was just opening dis necklace.

**SpongeBob:** It's okay,Sweetie

**Pinkie:** Just sit down so we can eat breakfast.

**Bonnie:** Yes Mama, and Dada!

[*A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "After breakfast". SpongeBob is kneeling on the ground with Bonnie in what appears to be a living room.*]

**SpongeBob:** Sweetie,where excactly did you get that at?

[*Bonnie puts her hooves near the necklace and looks down.*]

**Bonnie:** Well,Bonnie was sleeping in her bed. And dis man come and give Bonnie dis necklace.

[*She looks up at him.*]

**Bonnie:** He wook familiar,but he not.

[*SpongeBob stands up appearing puzzled. Bonnie looks down again.*]

**SpongeBob:** Wait.Man?

**Bonnie:** Yes

[*He kneels back down.*]

**SpongeBob:** Well,just as long it doesn't hurt you.

[*She stands up and looks at him.*]

**Bonnie:** Okay Dada!

[*A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "Later". Pinkie and SpongeBob are standing in front of a couch in the living room.*]

**SpongeBob:** Pinkie, can we talk?

**Pinkie:** Of course babe! What is it hun?

[*They both look confused.*]

**SpongeBob:** I wanna talk about our daughter

**Pinkie:** Huh?What about her?

**SpongeBob:** Her necklace is concerning me. Something seems off about it...

[*He looks down, appearing scared. Pinkie faces him worriedly.*]

**SpongeBob:** I don't know why, but I got the feeling that there is something about that necklace. It looked as if it had some type of power inside it. I don't want our girl to get possesed or anything like that.....

[*They look at each other with similar expressions.*]

**Pinkie:** I can always get Twilight to take a look at Bonnie's necklace. Better yet,we will just bring Bonnie to Twilight.

**SpongeBob:** And you think she will know something?

**Pinkie:** I believe so,hun.

**SpongeBob:** Let's just keep an eye on her and see if she acts a little funny later on.

**Pinkie:** Good idea,honey.

[*A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "The next day,Pinkie and Spongebob took Bonnie to Twilight's so Twilight could take a look at the necklace that Bonnie has". The text fades and new text fades in that reads, "What they didnt know was Sunset Shimmer was there visiting.". The family stands on the left side while a shocked Sunset stands on the right. The four of them are inside Twilight's library.*]

**Sunset:** WHERE IN EQUESTRIA DID YOU GET THAT?!

**Bonnie:** A man give it to Bonnie.

[*Sunset and Bonnie get angry.*]

**Sunset:** GET THAT THING AWAY FROM HER!

**Pinkie:** What will it do to her?

**Sunset:** It will turn her into a chaotic creature that has super powers A friend I have from the other world turned into a monster with the magic inside that necklace Bonnie has on.

[*Bonnie's eyes glow white. The three others are shocked.*]

**SpongeBob:** WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING TO HER?!

**Sunset:** She's transforming!

[*White lines originating from the necklace surround Bonnie.*]

**Pinkie:** Can't we just take it off?????

**Sunset:** No,it would not only infect Bonnie, but it could infect you as well.

**SpongeBob:** Is there any crue?!

[*A white oval appears over Bonnie.*]

**Sunset:** We will see when she transforms.

[*The screen fades to white and then fades away. Bonnie has red pupils and smiles wickedly. Sunset returns to being angry while the couple recoil in shock and fear.*]

**Pinkie:** Bonnie?

**"Bonnie":** Nope!Try again!

**Sunset:** Take that necklace off right now young miss!

**"Bonnie":** You can't make-

[*The scene zooms up to Bonnie.*]

**Bonnianna:** Bonnianna Pie do anything!

[*The scene reverts back. Sunset is now shocked.*]

**Pinkie:** How can you come up with your villian name already?!Your only 3 and a half months old.

[*Bonnianna turns to face Pinkie.*]

**Bonnianna:** SHUT YOUR FACE YOU ROTTON SCUM!

[*Bonnie closes her eyes and smiles while on two hooves. The necklace glows white. The rest of them have their pupils dilate.*]

**SpongeBob:** I don't think she is done yet!!!

**Pinkie:** What do we do?!?!?!

**Sunset:** GET HER OUTSIDE QUICK!

[*They run off to the left as Bonnianna has a white translucent bubble surrounding her. A black screen with white text fades in that reads, "Luckly,they got Bonnie out of the castle before the necklace got full control". The four of them stand in front of the entrance to Twilight's castle. SpongeBob neutrally comforts Pinkie while Sunset looks worriedly at Bonnianna. Bonnianna remains in her standing position and no longer has a bubble around her.*]

**Pinkie:** THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! MY MIND IS PLAYING TRICKS ON ME AND MY VISION!

**Sunset:** Pinkie calm down!

**Pinkie:** WHAT IF THE NECKLACE KILLS HER?!?!

**SpongeBob:** It may control her,but it won't kill her,hun.

**Pinkie:** But I am....

[*Bonnianna grows taller than the three of them. They all look up at her with dilated pupils. SpongeBob covers Pinkie's mouth.*]

**Pinkie:** \*screams\*

**Sunset:** Hush Pinkie.

**SpongeBob:** I am pretty sure that wasn't supposed to happen!

**Sunset:** No!That is not supposed to happen at all!!!!

**Pinkie:** Is she done growing yet?!

**Sunset:** I have no clue!

[*The scene gets further away from the four of them and shows Bonnianna towering over Twilight's castle.*]

**Bonnianna:** I Bonnianna can now turn ponyville into-

[*She stands on two hooves and smiles.*]

**Bonnianna:** CAKE FROSTING!!!

[*She gets back on all fours.*]

**Bonnianna:** And nopony gonna stop Bonnieana!

[*She gets back on two hooves.*]

**Bonnianna:** Laughing in evil\*

[*She turns around and walks off to the right. The scene goes back to the entrance of Twilight's castle.*]

**Sunset:** What in Equestria did we just awitness?!

**SpongeBob:** How in the living heck did that happen?!

[*Pinkie closes her eyes and starts crying. Sunset and SpongeBob look at her.*]

**Pinkie:** I can't believe my daughter has turned into a monster!!

**SpongeBob:** Pinkie,it'll be okay..

**Sunset:** Yeah,we'll find a crue.

[*They look back up to the right.*]

**Sunset:** But we need to hurry to canterlot before she comes back.

**SpongeBob:** I agree.

[*A black screen with white text pops up which reads, "When they got to canterlot". SpongeBob is hugging Pinkie from behind in a Canterlot castle bedroom.*]

**SpongeBob:** Pinkie,please stop crying.Your making me worry.

[*She turns to face him and hides her face behind him.*]

**Pinkie:** I am sorry,Spongebob! I just can't believe this has happened to her!

**SpongeBob:** Me too,Pinkie. But we will get her back and this will all be over soon.

[*She wraps her other hoof around SpongeBob.*]

**Pinkie:** \*Sobs\*

**SpongeBob:** My poor wife...

[*Sunset runs into the room. SpongeBob looks at her.*]

**SpongeBob:** Anything?

**Sunset:** No,nothing.

[*Sunset looks away. SpongeBob looks back at Pinkie.*]

**Pinkie:** I can't dare to loose the Bonnie I truly love!

**SpongeBob:** We won't.

[*Sunset starts to run out of the room.*]

**Sunset:** I will keep looking!

[*She is no longer on screen.*]

**SpongeBob:** I really hope that Bonnie will be oka..

[*He looks towards the door.*]

**Sunset:** Spongebob,you and Pinkie come in here.I think I found something!

[*The three of them stand in Twilight's old room in Canterlot. SpongeBob and Pinkie hug while Sunset reads a book.*

**Sunset:** According to what Twilight has been telling me,yours and Pinkie's love has defeated half of the evil in Equestria. You need to combine it with another source of power.

[*She levitates the book to SpongeBob.*]

**Sunset:** Something just as powerful as love!

[*The scene moves off to the right.*]

**SpongeBob:** And you really think that will work?

**Sunset:** I think it's worth a t....

[*Discord appears proudly to the right. Sunset and SpongeBob look at him angrily while Pinkie appears nervous.*]

**Discord:** That was the best idea I have ever done!

[*He relaxes while flying midair.*]

**Sunset:** What are you talking about Discord?

**Discord:** Well if you have not figured out already...

[*He stands back up. Pinkie cowers while SpongeBob and Sunset's pupils dilate.*]

**Discord:** I gave Bonnie the necklace that allows her to become a chaotic creature.Now,she is doing my job,which was my whole entire plan.

[*He floats back up.*]

**SpongeBob:** ARE YOU CRAZY?!?!?!

**Sunset:** SHE IS DESTORING PONYVILLE!

**Pinkie:** \*Whimpering\*

**SpongeBob:** GREAT!YOU BROKE PINKIE!

**Discord:** Exactly!

[*He disappears.*]

**SpongeBob:** DISCORD!!!!!!!!!!

[*Pinkie buries her face in the floor. SpongeBob moves away, appearing infuriated.*]

**SpongeBob:** I swear he is gonna pay for what he did to my child and the love of my life!

[*Pinkie lifts up her head. Sunset and SpongeBob look down at her worriedly.*]

**Pinkie:** Can we please just go to her?! I want my girl back right now!

**SpongeBob:** Sorry I worried you Pinkie. Of course we will go get her back.

[*He looks off to the right with his hands on his hips.*]

**SpongeBob:** I am making discord pay since he was the one who started all this.

[*A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "Meanwhile in Ponyville...". The Mane 5 stand in front of Twilight's castle in shock.*]

**Twilight:** How the heck is Bonnie as big as the castle?!

**Rarity:** I have no clue darling

**Fluttershy:** She is going on a savage rage in the everfree!

**Rainbow:** And she slobered on almost all the Ponies in cloudsdale!

**Applejack:** She even pulled out some of my apple trees and threw them across the barn!

[*Twilight extends her wings and charges an attack angrily. The rest of the Mane 5 move away in fear.*]

**Twilight:** I'll take care of this!

**SpongeBob:** TWILIGHT DON'T DO IT!

[*Sunset, Pinkie, and SpongeBob can be seen running on a path.*]

**SpongeBob:** LAY ONE HOOF ON HER,AND I WILL KILL ALL FIVE OF YOU!

[*They all stand in front of the castle. The scene is further away from the previous shot.*]

**Rainbow:** Well,something has gotta be done!

**Sunset:** I will explain everything when we get inside.

[*A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "In the castle". All of them are now inside Twilight's library. Twilight and Sunset face each other nervously while the others look worriedly at Pinkie, who is hiding her face in the ground.*]

**Twilight:** So your saying Discord gave Bonnie a necklace that allows her to become a chaotic monster???

**Sunset:** Yes.

**Twilight:** And to get her back, we need to combine Spongebob and Pinkie's love with another source of power???

**Sunset:** Mhm.

[*Twilight turns to the left angrily. Sunset gets closer to Twilight.*]

**Twilight:** Hold on I might have a book to help us out!

[*The scene zooms into Twilight's horn, which is casting something. A book can be seen lit by her magic aura. It comes closer to the right slowly. After a couple of seconds, Twilight can be seen reading the levitating book. Eventually, she sets it in her hooves and drops her magic.*]

**Twilight:** I got it!

[*She and SpongeBob stand in the living room, both smiling. Her magic levitates the book so SpongeBob can read it.*]

**Twilight:** If you kiss Pinkie, Me,Starlight,and Sunset can use this spell. It will get Bonnie back the easier way.

[*He takes his eyes off the book and looks at Twilight.*]

**SpongeBob:** Okay.That,I can do.

**Twilight:** Perfect! Get Pinkie and meet the rest of us at the top of my castle.

**SpongeBob:** Understood!

[*A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "At the top of the castle.". An overview of Ponyville can be seen with Bonnianna far taller than the town.*]

**Bonnianna:** Bonnianna your god now!Bring her your fortunes!

[*Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Rarity can be seen standing on a balcony, all very fearful.*]

**Fluttershy:** OMG OMG OMG.

**Rarity:** That's not good!

**Rainbow:** Twilight,can't you go any faster?!?!

[*Twilight can be seen on another balcony casting a spell around Pinkie and SpongeBob, who can be seen presumably kissing.*]

**Twilight:** What do you think we're doing?!

[*The couple lift further up.*]

**Twilight:** Let's hope this actually works!

[*They can seen in the sky. Lighter pink sparks surround them and a pink ray of light shoots at them. Twilight can be seen nervously continuing to cast the spell.*]

**Twilight:** Come on! Come on!

[*Sunset also shoots a spell upwards nervously.*]

**Sunset:** Please work!

[*Her beam joins to the left of Twilight's. Starlight starts a spell worriedly.*]

**Starlight:** I can't believe that we're doing this but-

[*She shoots a beam upwards.*]

**Starlight:** Its for the goods of Equestria!

[*Her beam appears higher up than Sunset's. After a multitude of seconds, the screen goes black. The left half of the screen shows Sunset casting the spell while the right half shows Starlight casting the spell. Twilight, no longer casting magic, extends her wings.*]

**Twilight:** Now for the finishing part!

[*She flies up with a sparking trail behind her. After she is high up, she proudly shoots a spell off to the left. Pinkie and SpongeBob no longer have any beams casted on them and the outer glow surrounding them grows stronger. Starlight can be seen with a lit horn looking upwards.*]

**Starlight:** I hope this works!

[*Fluttershy flies off the balcony proudly.*]

**Fluttershy:** I will catch Bonnie if she falls!

[*The scene reverts back to the couple. The screen fades to white. Shortly afterwards, the screen fades back to show Pinkie and SpongeBob standing on the balcony, looking down the edge.*]

**SpongeBob:** Where is she?!

[*An overview of Ponyville can be seen.*]

**SpongeBob:** I don't see her!

**Pinkie:** Did we kill her?!?!

**SpongeBob:** I wouldn't think....

[*Fluttershy flies towards the left with Bonnie on her back.*]

**Fluttershy:** I got her you guys!

**SpongeBob:** Wait! How did you even-

**Fluttershy:** When she shrunk down to normal, she started to fall. But I caught her!

[*She flies up higher.*]

**Fluttershy:** She is a little rough going on my wings,but she is only little. It's fine.

[*She now flies gently in the sky. Bonnie closes her eyes and opens her mouth.*]

**Bonnie:** Weeeeee!

[*Pinkie and Bonnie hug while SpongeBob looks at them happily.*]

**SpongeBob:** Bonnie,me and Mommy are real happy you're okay.

[*Bonnie then hugs SpongeBob. Pinkie turns her head to face them.*]

**Bonnie:** Bonnie happy she see Mommy and Daddy again!

[*Pinkie stands next to SpongeBob and holds Bonnie with her outstretched hooves.*]

**Pinkie:** Sweetie,promise not to talk to Discord again.

[*The three of them look at each other sweetly.*]

**Bonnie:** Okay,Mommy!

**SpongeBob:** Good girl.

[*A black screen with white text reads, "3 hours later". The family is walking in Ponyville.*]

**SpongeBob:** Do you remember all you did when you were a little evil,Bonnie?

**Bonnie:** No and Bonnie no wanna know!

[*Discord appears and levitates in front of them. Pinkie and SpongeBob look up angrily at him while SpongeBob holds Bonnie, who cowers away.*]

**Pinkie:** No Discord. We won't let you touch her again.

**SpongeBob:** Not unless you apologize to her!

[*He turns upside down.*]

**Discord:** Nope.

**Pinkie:** But you started all of this!!!

**Discord:** So?

[*He gets closer to them.*]

**Discord:** I am not apalogizing!

[*He disappears.*]

**SpongeBob:** Discord is so mean to Bonnie!

**Pinkie:** Yeah!He is telling her alot of lies too!

[*The couple face each other sweetly.*]

**SpongeBob:** But I will make sure nothing happens to her or you.

**Pinkie:** I know you won't Spongie!

[*A black screen with white text fades in that reads, "At the middle of the night when Bonnie was asleep". After a couple of seconds, the text fades out and new text fades in that reads, "And it being 12:00am". Pinkie can be seen kissing SpongeBob's cheek while in the slightly darkened Sugarcube Corner entrance.*]

**Pinkie:** I am not kissing your cheek cause you want me to! I am doing it because-

**\_\_\_\_\_MENTIONS OF R//E, SA, AND SEXUAL ACTS. IF SKIPPING, THE EPISODE ENDS HERE.\_\_\_\_\_**

[*He closes his eyes and kisses her. Pinkie's eyes are wide open and her pupils dilate.*]

**SpongeBob:** Because you want me to do the same to you,but on the lips.

[*Pinkie pulls away and looks away, appearing annoyed. SpongeBob has an arm around her neck.*]

**Pinkie:** If your trying to flirt with me, it's not working!

[*They both lightly blush.*]

**Pinkie:** You may be pretty cute, and kinda....Whisper:You are hot,

[*They stop blushing. SpongeBob's eyelids lower and his eyebrows angle down.*]

**Pinkie:** But your not too great at flirting. The only thing you wanna do is just try to be funny.

[*They both blush again.*]

**Pinkie:** Well,your not funny!So screw you!

**SpongeBob:** Pinkie,Pinkie,Pinkie...

[*Pinkie looks back at him with slightly dilated pupils.*]

**SpongeBob:** Isn't that what your gonna do?

[*She looks away.*]

**Pinkie:** Stop flirting,Doof!

[*Her whole face blushes and his cheeks blush heavier.*]

**SpongeBob:** But didn't you just say I was cute and hot?

[*A black curled line appears above Pinkie's head.*]

**Pinkie:** D###,he has a point!STOP LOOKING AT ME WITH THE REDICLULIOUS FACE!

[*They stop blushing. Pinkie looks away from him.*]

**Pinkie:** It's not gonna work on me this time again!

[*They blush again.*]

**SpongeBob:** Um,do you not see what your cute face looks like right now?

**SpongeBob:** Your blushing quite alot there~

**Pinkie:** Shut the f### up!

[*She looks back up at him.*]

**SpongeBob:** Oh,is my sweetie pie mad because she can't deny that she knows I am a great flirter?

[*She looks away.*]

**Pinkie:** I-idiot! I hate you!

**SpongeBob:** You mean you love me~

**Pinkie:** Stop being so hot!

[*She looks back up at him.*]

**SpongeBob:** See?You just called me hot again~

**Pinkie:** Mumbles:f##k me! Whatever you do, don't say that you-

**SpongeBob:** Wanna have fun in the be-

**Pinkie:** QUIT SAYING THAT!

**SpongeBob:** Who said? I don't care if I get arrested.It will be so worth it!

**Pinkie:** Mumbles:Stupid s### Sponge!

[*They stop blushing. Pinkie closes her eyes.*]

**SpongeBob:** What was that about me?~

**Pinkie:** N-Nothing!

**SpongeBob:** Don't lie to me~

[*He puts his remaining hand on her neck and brings her closer to him.*]

**SpongeBob:** I heard you say I was s###~ Stelllarz (talk)You know what that means what happens when you strike back like that~

[*He turns away while keeping his hands on her.*]

**SpongeBob:** And with nopony watching~ This is our chance~

[*He turns back.*]

**SpongeBob:** ~You know,you look pretty fluffy~ ~Especially your ears~

[*He moves his hand from her neck to her ear.*]

**Pinkie:** ~Aaahh~stop it~

**SpongeBob:** ~But they are so soft~ ~Now,turn over so I can get the other ear~

[*She turns around. His hand touches her other ear while moving a hand to her neck.*]

**Pinkie:** ~Aaaahh~Ahhh~Ahh~

**SpongeBob:** ~So.Soft.~

[*Both of his hands move to her neck.*]

**SpongeBob:** ~Now,enough with those ears~

[*Pinkie stands up straight and opens her eyes. Her pupils are dilated and she furrows her eyebrows.*]

**SpongeBob:** ~I wanna pet that fluffy cute bubbly tail~

**Pinkie:** Now hold on! My ears are one thing, but your not touching my tail!

**SpongeBob:** ~Aww but Pinkie~

[*Her eyebrows disappear.*]

**SpongeBob:** Remeber our honeymoon when you putted your tail right to my face?~

**Pinkie:** Oh right...

**SpongeBob:** ~Now about that tail~

[*He picks her up and turns around. He kisses her.*]

**Pinkie:** Spongebob,no!

**SpongeBob:** ~Stop acting so worried~

[*He walks off to the right.*]

**SpongeBob:** ~You know you love it~

**Pinkie:** But your too good!

**SpongeBob:** ~Exactly~

[*He moves further to the right.*]

**Pinkie:** ~Aaahh~I can't get you out of my head~

**SpongeBob:** ~Oh~Can't you now?~

[*They move further off screen.*]

**SpongeBob:** ~Please tell me that I won~

**Pinkie:** Fine~You win~

**SpongeBob:** ~I knew I would~

[*They move further off screen.*]

**SpongeBob:** ~You give into me way too easily~

[*They are completely off screen.*]

**Pinkie:** ~Now hurt me daddy~

**SpongeBob:** ~As you wish my darling~ \*Pets Pinkie's tail\*

**Pinkie:** ~Aaaaahh~be gentle baby~

**SpongeBob:** ~You said hurt you~ ~So that's exactly what I'm gonna do~

**Pinkie:** \*$## sounds\* ~Mmmm~Spongebob~

**SpongeBob:** ~Mmmm~Pinkie~

[*The screen fades to black and after a few seconds, the episode ends.*]