Tularvius Squarmius

What it looks like

Tularvius Squarmius is a city paradoxical manifestation of pure stupidity leaking from the city Cooking With Meatballs. It's own name is derived from the person's head that it is housed by, who's name is also Tularvius Squarmius. However, nobody knows how it got that name, and scientists believe that it's name was originated by the name of the city on it's head, also named Tularvius Squarmius.

### Economy

It has a uneven economy where the top dogs make up the majority of the cities' wealth leading to poverty and nobody likes it and they should just be communist cause then it wouldnt be a problem but noooo, they can't have good ideas around here! They're all boring, STUPID, LIBERALS!

### List of Global Tragedies

* The first tragedy
* The last tragedy
* The one after the last tragedy
* The second first tragedy
* The 100 year tragedy
* The tragedy that happened
* The tragedy that almost didn't happen

### History

* Tularvius Squarmius became a thing one day
* stuff happened(check List of Global Tradedies), and people died
* Tularvius Squarmius is now extremely influencial and super cool cause lots of people know about it and it's really important and it has like so much lore that's bringing the blon universe together in a way nobody else ever has.

## Trivia

* Tularvius Squarmius is in a superpositional state of being.
* Circa 1983, Tularvius Squarmius was featured in an informercial for the company Swinefelderville & Friends; The Way to Secrecy Inc., but was quickly taken off the air due to controversy surrounding the ambiguity of the company's money production.
* In the first edition of the Script Of Yibbo, Tularvius Squarmius was designated as the refuge for the Really cool tree before it was eventually transported through space and time to where it now resides (idk where it now resides)
* In precisely 3947 oingoseconds (which could be several separate and individually distinct numbers between from ~40.56 hours to ~1050.34 hours)(For convenience, you may wish to use Eightfinity as your measurement of time, in which there are 127 Eightfinities in the amount of time described prior), Tularvius Squarmius shifts between multiple skins which were previously unlocked in the Bizburg live event Circa 612 with Circus Maximus. The skins are ranked from legendary to common. For legendary skins, there is 15 distinct skins which each have their own unique patterns:
	1. Cyber Ninja: A futuristic ninja skin with glowing LED accents, a sleek black bodysuit, and a digital visor.
	2. Galactic Guardian: An astronaut-themed skin featuring a silver spacesuit, a helmet with a transparent visor, and cosmic patterns.
	3. Magical Mermaid: A mermaid-inspired skin with shimmering scales, a seashell crown, and a flowing, aquatic-themed tail.
	4. Fire Elemental: A fiery elemental skin with burning embers, molten armor, and blazing eyes.
	5. Steampunk Inventor: A steampunk-themed skin adorned with gears, cogs, and a top hat, complete with a monocle.
	6. Neon Popstar: A popstar sensation skin in vibrant neon colors, with glittering attire and a microphone accessory.
	7. Arctic Explorer: An explorer outfit designed for cold climates, with fur-lined hooded parka, snow goggles, and snow boots.
	8. Samurai Warrior: A traditional samurai warrior skin featuring a katana, ornate armor, and a kabuto helmet.
	9. Robo-Cat: A robotic cat-themed skin with mechanical limbs, glowing eyes, and a metallic tail.
	10. Mythical Minotaur: A menacing minotaur skin with bull horns, a massive axe, and stone-like skin.
	11. Candy Cane Queen: A sweet and sugary skin with a peppermint crown, candy cane staff, and a gingerbread-inspired dress.
	12. Wild West Gunslinger: A classic Western gunslinger skin wearing a cowboy hat, duster coat, and dual revolvers.
	13. Ancient Egyptian Pharaoh: An Egyptian pharaoh skin adorned with a golden headdress, jewel-encrusted attire, and a staff of Anubis.
	14. Space Pirate Captain: A spacefaring pirate captain skin with a futuristic eyepatch, laser cutlass, and jetpack.
	15. Crystal Knight: A knight in shining armor with crystal-embedded plating, a gleaming sword, and a crystalline shield.

* For Epic skins, there is 12 distinct skins which each have their own unique patterns:
	1. Cyber Samurai: A futuristic warrior clad in sleek cybernetic armor with neon accents, wielding a katana that crackles with energy.
	2. Cosmic Diva: A glamorous space explorer in a sparkling, iridescent spacesuit adorned with galaxies and stars, equipped with a cosmic staff that emits celestial particles.
	3. Lava Lurker: A menacing lava creature, with molten rock skin and fiery cracks that glow, leaving a trail of burning footsteps.
	4. Steampunk Sniper: An elegant Victorian-era sharpshooter in a steampunk-inspired ensemble, equipped with a brass sniper rifle adorned with intricate gears and goggles.
	5. Phantom Pharaoh: A spectral ruler of ancient Egypt, wearing ethereal, mummy-wrapped robes and a spectral headdress, holding a ghostly staff that conjures sandstorms.
	6. Aquatic Aviator: A daring underwater pilot in a high-tech diving suit, featuring a transparent helmet and jet fins, ready to dive into the depths.
	7. Cursed Pirate Captain: A cursed, undead pirate captain with tattered, ghostly sails for a coat and a cursed cutlass that glows with an eerie light.
	8. Jungle Explorer: An intrepid explorer covered in lush, exotic foliage, with a wooden staff topped by a glowing crystal, blending into the jungle surroundings.
	9. Electric Samurai: A modern take on the samurai, with an electrified suit covered in neon lightning patterns, wielding a plasma-infused katana.
	10. Astral Enchantress: A mystical sorceress adorned in flowing robes adorned with constellations and a celestial staff that emits a trail of stardust.
	11. Icebound Warlock: A formidable ice sorcerer wrapped in a chilling, frosty cloak, carrying an ice scepter that freezes the ground beneath them.
	12. Galactic Gladiator: An otherworldly gladiator covered in extraterrestrial armor, with a helmet resembling an alien skull, armed with a laser-infused battle axe.

* For Rare skins, there are 8 different skins which are all inexplicably related to planets in the Earth Dimension that isn't in the Blon lore so don't worry about it:
	1. Cosmic Voyager: This skin features an astronaut clad in a sleek, silver spacesuit adorned with swirling galaxies and stars. Their helmet has a transparent visor revealing a swirling nebula inside.
	2. Terra Titan: A massive, living planet-themed skin that resembles a colossal Earth-like entity. The player becomes the planet itself, with mountain ranges, oceans, and lush forests covering their body.
	3. Martian Marauder: Dressed in rusty red armor, this skin evokes the essence of Mars. The character's helmet displays a holographic map of the Martian surface, complete with dusty winds swirling around.
	4. Saturnian Sovereign: This skin is a regal character adorned in glistening golden robes with a shimmering Saturn-like ring encircling their waist. Their staff resembles Saturn's iconic ringed planet.
	5. Galactic Guardian: A futuristic knight clad in shimmering blue armor adorned with sparkling stars. Their shield is a holographic galaxy, and their sword crackles with cosmic energy.
	6. Venusian Vixen: This skin exudes the scorching beauty of Venus with fiery orange and yellow attire. The character's hair and cape billow like Venusian clouds, and their weapon is a blazing whip.
	7. Nebula Ninja: Dressed in a stealthy, black suit with neon-colored nebula patterns, this skin appears as a mysterious interstellar ninja. Their mask features swirling galaxies, and their weapons glow with cosmic energy.
	8. Jupiter Juggernaut: A hulking character adorned in heavy, metallic Jupiter-themed armor. Their shoulders bear the likeness of Jupiter's Great Red Spot, and their fists emit swirling storms of gas and lightning.

* For Common skins, there are 8 different skins which are all named after really stupid objects:
	1. Bookworm Buddy: This skin features a character covered in oversized, animated books, with pages flipping as they move. Glasses and a nerdy outfit complete the look.
	2. Pencil Prodigy: This skin transforms the player into a living, walking pencil. They wear a giant eraser hat and have a sharpened tip for a head, with a notebook-inspired costume.
	3. Coffee Break Crusader: A coffee-themed skin with a steamy, coffee cup-shaped head and a swirling coffee whirlpool as a body, complete with a cream and sugar backpack.
	4. File Folder Fighter: This skin resembles a human-sized file folder, with tabs and labels on their body. They wield a paperclip sword and wear a paper crown on their head.
	5. Staple Mastermind: A skin that turns your character into a giant, walking stapler. Their arms become staple guns, and they wear a suit made of documents and paper clips.
	6. Tape Titan: This skin features a character encased in transparent tape, with a tape dispenser backpack. Their head is a roll of tape, and they wield tape rolls as weapons.
	7. Calculator Commander: The player becomes a human calculator with buttons and numbers all over their body. They wear a calculator watch and wield an abacus as a weapon.
	8. Clipboard Crusader: This skin resembles a clipboard-wielding superhero, complete with a clipboard-shaped shield and a pencil-sword. They wear a cape made of spreadsheets and graphs.
* Tularvius Squarmius is home to many various cave systems, each with their own naturally produced reservoirs filled with unique deposits of rare minerals such as Liquified quartz (A useful mineral for making the Yesterdizing Potion, which historically was used by Dr. Monkey Boob Hitler Sex in a fiasco which notably caused the Logaar Yellowing), White Void Essence (what makes up the White Void), Official Blon Universe Canon Powder(the powder that determines what is and isn't canon, obviously), and the Shovial shute was initially discovered on Tularvius Squarmius before it was relocated to Goose-154 Coordinates (1.145,53.6) in the Lont Sector)
* Tularvius Squarmius is often mispronounced as Too-Vah-Loo-Vius
* In a recent lawsuit against Jeff Bezos, Tularvius Squarmius was stated as the first witness for some stupid drama that doesn't matter anyways that I'm not even gonna bother talking about it cause that would just be a colossal waste of time and I have so much better things to do with my time instead of writing about it to someone like YOU especially since you wouldn't even care anyways, but unfortunately due to Tularvius Squarmius being a giant floating head in space they weren't able to attend the court and was fined the integer limit of Bezos Coins.
* Tularvius Squarmius' first words were "Can I talk?", in a strange, nasaly voice.