A Women's Night Out (The Holeman Family) - Transcript

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* *Once the theme ends, Mandy is seen in the bedroom, getting ready for a night out. She is seen putting on her lipstick.*
* **Mandy:** Oh wow, I really look good with this new lipstick.
* *Samir comes into the bedroom.*
* **Samir:** Hi Mandy, you look nice. Going anywhere nice?
* **Mandy:** Oh yes Samir, I am going to have a nice night out with my friends. We are going to party and hang out. It is the first time I ever had fun in ages.
* **Samir:** Alright, when you going?
* **Mandy:** I am leaving in a few minutes, so you can start the kids dinner, and put them to bed at 8 o'clock. See you probably at midnight or later.
* **Samir:** Alright, I better go down now. See you down there when you're ready to leave.
* *Samir closes the door.*
* **Samir:** Tom, Rosie, I am coming.

* *Meanwhile downstairs, Tom and Rosie is sat on the sofa.*
* **Rosie:** Doggy doggy!
* **Tom:** Doggy doggy!
* *Samir goes downstairs.*
* **Samir:** Kids, your mother is going out for the night, so I will be looking after you all evening.
* *Rosie pulls a worried face.*
* **Samir:** Right, let me start your dinner.
* *Mandy goes downstairs and straight to the door.*
* **Mandy:** Right kids, see you tomorrow morning.
* *Mandy closes the front door behind her.*
* **Tom:** Let's go see what is Daddy cooking for dinner.
* **Rosie:** Yay!

* *The children comes into the kitchen.*
* **Samir:** About damn time you two heard me. Anyways, the beans on toast.
* **Tom:** Thanks.

* *Mandy is seen in the car, driving to the old town centre for the night.*
* **SatNav:** Estimated time in traffic, two minutes.
* **Mandy:** Oh, that's not too bad.
* **SatNav:** I am joking. Estimated time in traffic, ten minutes.
* **Mandy:** You ugly piece of s-

* *Back at home.*
* **Rosie:** This is really nice.
* **Tom:** I agree with Rosie, this tastes outstanding.
* **Samir:** I know right! It is an old family recipe, not really a family recipe. It only takes a few minutes.

* *Back in the car, Mandy had enough of the SatNav.*
* **Mandy:** Finally, bloody moving, thank god for that. I am going to literally kill that SatNav for tricking me ten bloody minutes ago.
* **SatNav:** Estimated time of arrival, one minute. Actually nah, tricking you again. Estimate time of arrival, five minutes.
* *Mandy slaps the SatNav, and the SatNav loses some sort of connection, and cuts off.*
* **Mandy:** Good riddance for that stupid piece of crap, now I don't have to listen to that annoying voice anymore.
* *Out of nowhere, the SatNav slaps Mandy. Mandy jumps out of the car, and the car crashes slightly in the post.*
* **Mandy:** You jerk!
* *Mandy sees a bit of damage on car.*
* **Mandy:** Oh god, my car!
* *Mandy checks the damage.*
* **Mandy:** Alright, it still looks fine, that is the only good thing about it, but that stupid SatNav hasn't taken their schizophrenia pills, if it has arms of course.

### SCENE TWO: Mandy Meets Up With Her Family

* *Back at home, Samir is seen with the kids, and it is their bedtime.*
* **Samir:** Right kids, bedtime!
* **Tom:** Come and read us a story!
* **Samir:** Alright then, tuck into your bed and I will read you both a story.
* **Mandy:** I wonder what Mummy is doing now?
* **Samir:** Your mummy is having great fun out with her friends, now hop into bed and get ready for your bedtime story!
* **Mandy:** Alright then Daddy.

* *Back with Mandy, she meets up with Katie and Sharon.*
* **Mandy:** Hi Sharon, hi Katie!
* **Sharon:** Hello Mandy, you look nice!
* **Katie:** Oh hello Mandy!
* **Mandy:** Say girls, are we ready to have the best night of our lives?
* **Katie:** Yes ma'am!
* **Mandy:** Should we get some dinner first?
* **Katie:** Absolutely.
* **Sharon:** Let's go to the restaurant!
* **Mandy:** Exactly, let's go to the restaurant!

* *Meanwhile at home, Samir finishes reading his book to Tom.*
* **Samir:** And then the mouse had a really lovely life in the castle. The End.
* **Tom:** Wow, the mouse was very brave.
* **Samir:** Good night my bunny pie!
* **Tom:** Night night.
* *Samir closes the door quietly behind Tom.*
* **Samir:** Right Rosie, let's put you to bed!
* *Rosie yawns, and Samir takes Rosie to bed.*
* **Samir:** Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are, up above the world so high, like a diamond in the sky. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are, when the blazing sun is gone, when he nothing shines upon, then you show your little light. Twinkle, twinkle, all the night, twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are. Good night, baby!
* **Rosie:** Good night daddy.
* **Samir:** Good night my sweetie bunny!
* *Samir walks quietly out of the zone.*
* **Samir:** Right, now let's go downstairs and watch some TV.

* *Meanwhile with Mandy and the girls.*
* **Mandy:** Nice food girls?
* **Sharon:** Yes Mandy, and guess what Mandy?
* **Mandy:** What is it Sharon?
* **Sharon:** My boyfriend Chris proposed to me a few months back!
* **Mandy:** Oh Sharon, what amazing news to tell, how did you feel?
* **Sharon:** So happy, possibly the best moment of my entire life! He planned our wedding for 10 weeks time, and I invited you and Katie to the wedding.
* **Mandy:** Thank you Sharon for inviting me to the wedding.
* **Katie:** Honestly, you must be very excited for the wedding Sharon.
* **Sharon:** I am Katie, really am.
* **Katie:** I have a boyfriend called Paul and he didn't propose to me yet, so that is still unknown for a little while to go.
* **Sharon:** Alright then Katie.
* **Katie:** I really enjoyed the dinner Mandy, now where to next?
* **Mandy:** I was wondering if you all want to have a little boogie?
* **Katie:** Oh yes Mandy, we all love a little boogie, but where are we having a little boogie? Seaport? Beach?
* **Mandy:** Actually, we are having a boogie in the nightclub.
* **Katie:** A nightclub?
* **Sharon:** Are you suddenly Mandy The Stripper?
* **Mandy:** Sharon, I am not a stripper, I do have a husband.
* **Sharon:** Oh that sort of nightclub, I thought you meant a strip club?
* **Mandy:** No, why would you think that?
* **Sharon:** No reason, anyway, we better head off, right after the bill.
* **Mandy:** I'll pay the bill, you girls wait outside.
* **Sharon:** Come on Katie, we better wait outside.
* *Sharon and Katie goes outside of the restaurant, while Mandy pays for the bill.*
* **Mandy:** Bloody strip club, what do they think I become right away all of these years away from those two?

### SCENE THREE: Mandy Goes Dancing

* *Meanwhile at home, Samir is sat at home, watching television. Then the boss rings Samir.*
* **Calvin:** Hello Samir!
* **Samir:** What do you need Calvin, it just gone past 9pm?
* **Calvin:** I heard that Mandy is out of the evening, hanging out with her friends, is this true?
* **Samir:** Of course it's true, she told me before she left!
* **Calvin:** Just to let you know about tomorrow that we need to fill in a check for the economy for Plotagon City.
* **Samir:** What economy for Plotagon City?
* **Calvin:** You know, there is a money drop in finance and I was wondering if the family could come along and help out with the family?
* **Samir:** Alright, I'll pass that along to Mandy when she gets home, night.
* **Calvin:** Thank you for the time Samir, good night, have a good night's sleep.
* *Samir hangs up the phone.*
* **Samir:** I hate it when I have to pay the government.

* *Meanwhile, Mandy and her friend are at Joe's.*
* **Katie:** Wow Mandy, this place is huge, how did you manage to book a table here?
* **Mandy:** With luck, with absolutely luck.
* **Sharon:** By the term luck, what do you mean by that, are you talking about luck luck or just luck.
* **Mandy:** I don't know Sharon, just luck luck luck luck!
* **Sharon:** Alright now the world 'Luck' is annoying to me.
* **Mandy:** Yes, I guess it is annoying now.
* *The manager comes out.*
* **Manager:** Alright people, let's go and party in the partyroom!

* *Mandy and her friends makes it to the partyroom with party music playing.*
* **Katie:** Oh alright then, some really nice dancing here, love it.
* **Mandy:** I know right girls, really full of atmosphere!
* **Sharon:** Yo guys, it is going to get more hyper.
* **Manager:** Yo people, watch this.
* *The manager does a backflip.*
* **Sharon:** Woah!
* *A round of applause is given,*
* **Manager:** Thank you, thank you!
* **Fireman:** Right, let's breakdance!
* *The fireman breakdances, and Mandy leaves the room to get a few pints.*
* **Mandy:** Hi there sir, can I have nine pints of beer?
* **Bartender:** You got ID?
* **Mandy:** Here.
* *The bartender checks the ID card.*
* **Bartender:** Alright, is this between the three of ya?
* **Mandy:** Yes, but hurry up please!
* *The bartender fills up the nine pints.*
* **Bartender:** That will be £27.
* *Mandy pays with the card.*
* **Bartender:** Alright, here's your pints.
* **Mandy:** Thank you sir.

* *Meanwhile back at home, Samir is still sat on the sofa.*
* **Samir:** Just gone 10pm, I wonder what Mandy is doing now, hopefully she is not drinking too much alcohol.
* *A crying is heard upstairs.*
* **Samir:** Kids, you alright?
* *Samir goes upstairs to see if the kids are alright, and Tom is seen crying.*
* **Samir:** Tom, what's wrong?
* **Tom:** Daddy, I had a nightmare!
* **Samir:** Oh, poor thing, hop into bed and explain everything to Daddy.
* *Samir and Tom goes into Tom's bedroom.*
* **Samir:** Alright, what happened in your nightmare?
* **Tom:** So basically, there was this man, and he snuck into our house, and then when I went downstairs to watch TV, you and Mummy were dead, stabbed in the chest. And then, Baby Rosie came downstairs and she tripped and broke her neck, and the murderer saw me, and he pounded on me, and I woke up in fear.
* **Samir:** Oh, well that's sad, you really don't want anyone of us to be killed, we all want to be living, not dead.
* **Tom:** I know.
* **Samir:** And now, try to have a peaceful night's sleep, and we'll see you in the morning. Night night!
* **Tom:** Goodnight Daddy!
* *Samir closes the door quietly behind Tom.*
* **Samir:** Poor thing, I should call Mandy about Tom's nightmare.
* **Samir:** No, I just text her, she might never answer, she might be partying.

### SCENE FOUR: Mandy Gets Drunk

* *Meanwhile at the nightclub, Mandy comes with the pints.*
* **Katie:** Jesus Mandy, what with all of these pints?
* **Mandy:** We are going to have three pints each, we are being the drunk ones on the dance floor.
* **Katie:** Uh, I don't know what my boyfriend will say about this, he'll get mad if I appear at the doorstep drunk,
* **Mandy:** Alright then, we will down it.
* **Katie:** What, three pints each? We will be sick Mandy, sick everywhere!
* **Mandy:** Does it look like I give a damn?
* **Sharon:** Obviously we have to down this, in order to become the drunkies!
* **Mandy:** Alright, on the count of three. One, two-
* *Mandy receives a text from Samir.*
* **Mandy:** Countdown paused, Samir texted me.
* **Sharon:** What does it say?
* **Mandy:** It seems like that my son had a nightmare about a murderer sneaking in our house, and he killed me and Samir, and Baby Rosie breaks her neck while falling down the stairs, and the murdered pounded on Tom. He seems to be very scared.
* **Sharon:** Well that just put me off my pints.
* **Sharon:** However, we want to be drunk in order to be cool, so start the countdown again Mandy-O.
* **Mandy:** Alright, on the count of three. One, two, three, go!
* *Mandy, Sharon and Katie downs their pints.*
* **Bartender:** Oh hell nah! I am going to get a sick bucket just in case if one of them pukes on the bloody floor.

* *Meanwhile at home, Samir sleeps in his own bed.*

* *Back at the pub, Mandy, Sharon and Katie is drunk.*
* **Mandy:** Oh god, I feel drunk.
* **Katie:** Jesus Christ, we are so drunk at the minute!
* **Sharon:** It feels so fun, we are high!
* **Bartender:** Oh my, they are drunk.
* *Mandy approaches the bartender.*
* **Mandy:** Yo bossman, give me another pint, that's my boy!
* **Bartender:** No, you're too drunk!
* **Mandy:** I'm having the time of my life at the moment, hit me up!
* *Mandy throws up.*

* *Meanwhile the party is going on at the partyroom with everyone drunk!*
* **Buck:** Yo Wilson, what's cracking?
* **Wilson:** I am seriously so energetic Buck, I just guzzled down five pints of Stella Artois!
* **Buck:** I had four Foster's pints!
* **Wilson:** I feel like dancing all day and night!
* **Manager:** Kick up those legs drunkies, you are apart of the drunk gang!
* **Manager:** Cha cha cha, cha cha cha!
* *The bartender runs inside.*
* **Bartender:** Clean up on Aisle Vomit!
* *The music suddenly stops, and everyone starts booing.*
* **Manager:** Oh my god John, just clean it up, you ruined the celebration.
* *Back in the table area.*
* **Sharon:** Mandy-
* *Mandy collapses on the floor, and the bartender comes out to see Mandy collapsed on the floor.*
* **Bartender:** Right, that's it, everyone out, this is a disaster.
* *Everyone groans and leaves the pub.*
* **Manager:** You can't just tell everyone to get out, you're the one who ruined the hype!
* **Bartender:** It's my job to keep everyone safe, but dancing in the partyroom absolutely drunk is not ok, so please just get out Scott, not happy.
* **Manager:** No, you get out, old man.
* **Bartender:** What did you just call me?
* **Manager:** An old man, a bloody old man!
* **Bartender:** Right, you asked for this!
* *The bartender and the manager fights.*
* **Manager:** Don't you dare try to push me, I'll push you back!
* *The manager pushes the bartender through the door.*
* **Manager:** Oh shoot, I need to call this woman's husband.

* *The manager rings Samir, while Samir is asleep.*
* **Samir:** Really, 12 o'clock in the morning.
* *Samir picks up the phone.*
* **Samir:** Mandy, are you on the way home?
* **Manager:** I'm not Mandy, I am the nightclub owner, and I am here to inform you that Mandy is drunk and passed out on the floor, I need you to take her home.
* **Samir:** Sure, but I got kids at home, I can't leave them at home alone.
* **Manager:** Just lock the damn doors and the damn windows, and come here right this bloody moment.
* **Samir:** Alright alright, fine!
* *Samir hangs up the phone.*
* **Samir:** Looks like I am going to pick up Mandy from the nightclub, what an embarrassment.
* *Samir gets in the car quickly, and makes his way to the nightclub.*
* **SatNav:** Estimated time in traffic, ten seconds.
* **Samir:** I better hope that SatNav is not lying.
* **SatNav:** I am joking, estimated time in traffic, two minute.
* *Samir rages out in anger.*

### SCENE FIVE: "I Regret What I Did"

* *Outside the pub.*
* **Manager:** Where's that bloody man at?
* *Samir approaches the pub.*
* **Samir:** Is this the place sir?
* **Manager:** Yes, your wife is in there, completely drunk.
* **Samir:** Oh shoot, better go in there quickly!
* *Samir goes into the pub to see Mandy weak.*
* **Mandy:** S-Samir, take- me- home-
* **Samir:** Alright love, I will take you home.
* *A woman comes out of the toilets in a bathing suit.*
* **Woman:** You look hurt baby, want to come in my bed, so we can f-
* **Samir:** No you disgusting sea-animal that just came out of a swamp.
* *The woman approaches Samir, and tries to kiss him. But Samir pushes the woman.*
* **Woman:** Ouchy ouchy Daddy, that hurts so much.
* **Samir:** Shut the hell-

* *Samir gets Mandy to go in the back, while he makes his way home.*
* **Mandy:** Why am I in the back Samir?
* **Samir:** So you don't crack your head open when we stop at a red light!
* **Mandy:** All I am seeing is red lights.
* **Samir:** That is because there are red lights up ahead.
* **Mandy:** Oh- well-
* *Mandy passes out again.*
* **Samir:** Mandy. Mandy.

* *The next morning, Mandy has a big headache from last night.*
* **Samir:** Mandy, you're awake, what happened last night?
* **Mandy:** I don't remember at all what happened last night, all I know was that I passed out when I drunk three pints of beer.
* **Samir:** Well, I think you had gone really wild and free there Mandy.
* **Mandy:** That leaves me to say one thing, which is, I regret what I did last night.
* **Samir:** Do you feel alright though?
* **Mandy:** Oh no, I am going to throw up!
* *Mandy rushes out of the bedroom and throws up in the bathroom.*
* *Samir comes out of the bedroom with the kids outside.*
* **Tom:** Daddy, Mummy threw up.
* **Samir:** I know Tommy, let's just go downstairs and make you and Rosie breakfast.

* *Samir, Tom and Rosie goes to the kitchen to eat breakfast.*
* **Samir:** Tommy, I have some good news for you!
* **Tom:** What is it Daddy?
* **Samir:** You are going to nursery in five months time!
* **Tom:** Yay, nursery!
* *Mandy comes into the kitchen.*
* **Mandy:** I'm alright now baby.
* **Samir:** Great, this little dude is going to nursery in five months time. By the way, we are going to the office later to pay for the economy of Plotagon City.
* **Mandy:** Oh no, never mind, I am going to be sick again, I don't think I can make it!
* *Mandy throws up, causing a chain reaction to Tom and Rosie to the family.*
* **Samir:** Oh great, looks like I am the one who is cleaning this all up, well thanks a lot family!
* *The episode ends, and the end credit plays.*