Shah Rukh Khan

***Shah Rukh Khan*** (officially titled **Wife Ko Impress Karne Ke 3 Shabd!** [Hindi: वाइफ़ को इम्प्रेस करने के 3 शब्द!; English: 3 Words To Impress Your Wife!]) is the first episode of *Titu Talks*, where Titu chats with Indian actor Shah Rukh Khan.

## Transcript

People know so many dialogues from your movies. Which one is your personal favourite?
If you want me to act out a particular one, I'll do it. But my personal favourite is from *Baazigar*. Alright, the dialogue is, "Sometimes you gotta lose something to win, and if you lose to win, you're a *baazigar*.
I need a favour from you. Since your wife is an interior designer, if you could ask her to design my place, my *Mannat*.
She can't turn small houses in palaces. What good is a palace to you anyway? You don't even care enough to offer your guests tea.
How'd you end up with the name "Badshah?" I mean, Akshay sir is known as *khiladi*, Sanjay sir is known as *baba*, and Ritesh Deshmukh is known as Ritesh Deshmukh.
It's quite simple, actually. I just happen to rule everyone's hearts. Sometimes I'm Rahul, sometimes Vijay, or Ravi, or Kabir, or Raj! A person who rules is called a 'king,' and *Badshah* in Urdu. And that's the story.
So that's why girls are crazy for you. Please share some tips with me too. It's my wife birthday the day after tomorrow, and I want to impress her.
Tell her, "Kavita, until 3:30 yesterday I hated you. But around 3:45, I fell in love with you. I love you." Actually, scratch that. Instead tell her this: "You're mine as long as I'm alive."
The kids who are watching this show, there's a problem with them. They don't fall asleep until 2AM. They keep calling each other "sweetheart" and "baby." What would you want to tell them?
I can't sleep at night either. I'm up until 5 in the morning so I don't get to say anything. But in case you guys are up all night talking, please stay in your limits. You know, just like Titu has taught me, take care of your dark circles as much as you take care of others' dark places. I'm talking about dimples.
Do you know of a place where they can remove a tattoo?
Nope, I've never had a tattoo so I wouldn't know.
I've got a friend who got a leaf tattooed on his back so I told him not to water it too much, or it'll grow into a tree.
Yeah, when it grows the roots and bushes will go where they want to.
I saw *Zero*'s trailer, just recently. How was the filming experience?
Oh, I had loads and loads of fun. Watch the movie if you can make out the time to. It's a very fun movie to watch. I mean, someone small, like you and me, we all have negatives. We should own up to our flaws and be confident. And the live the one life we've got to the fullest. Bauua's character is exactly like that.
There are so many kids, youth and even older people who follow you who are depressed or heartbroken. What would you tell them?
To everyone who is watching, your show is very popular among people. But if you're ever heartbroken or sad, don't worry. You have the rest of your life ahead of you. Whatever is broken, don't worry about it because God and nature, they always fix everything at the end. Many a times in my life I've been at a place where I thought everything was over, you know, "zero." But every bad thing led to something good. So, the same will happen to you! Don't worry, don't get sad or beat yourself up too much over it. Just be happy always!
## Trivia

* The English subtitles in the video are available through the Hindi closed captions option on YouTube.