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Will Harris

## Will Harris

### Born

March 11, 2044
Atlanta, Georgia

## Personal

### Alma Mater

Emory University (BA)
Howard University (JD)

## Political

### Offices

**President of the United States**
January 20, 2101 - January 20, 2105
**Vice President of the United States**
January 20, 2093 - January 20, 2101
**Senator from Georgia**
January 3, 2081 - January 3, 2093
**Congressman from GA-12**
January 3, 2075 - January 3, 2081
Big Green Water Tub

### First Appearance

DaBaby CAUGHT Drinking Karen’s Bath Water!? (Confirmed SOOS!) \*😳\* *(as background character)*; Farm Chores but Every Animal Attacks Me (Legendary Difficulty) \*100% no hacks\* *(introduction)*

The **Big Green Water Tub** is a long-time supporting character of the Urban Rescue Ranch.

The tub first appeared as a background character in summer of 2021 in the early days of the Waco, Texas ranch, was later moved into the geese and duck enclosures. The tub first sat around unused on its head for most of its life. There are rumours that it has a bigger sibling on the farm.

In the January 17th 2022 episode "Farm Chores but Every Animal Attacks Me (Legendary Difficulty) \*100% no hacks\*", showing the tub getting filled, Uncle Ben announces plans to build a ramp up to the tub for the geese and ducks. This plan would succeed sometime after the introduction of Gort & Quandale Dingle to the farm.

The tub has since then been shown in many of the episodes and being used by many of the animals on the farm. The tub's current location is Capybaraland Pui Pui, one of the sub regions in The Nether.

This Big Green Water Tub may be evil, as it has taken the lives of our beloved Gamers.

## Gallery

Tub and ramp in use by the capybarasFrozen water in the tub during the Deep Freeze Arc
Homelander

> *“I sure do love this Homelander boy.”*
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**Homelander** is an ostrich and a major character on the Urban Rescue Ranch.

## Description

Homelander is an ostrich on the Urban Rescue Ranch. He used to live with the rest of the ratites before being given his own enclosure next to the emus. He was brought to the ranch due to having curled toes which would've been a problem for survival, this is alluded to be caused by being fed Bird Starter at a young age.

## Appearance

Homelander's appearance is incredibly similar to Nathaniel B., but larger and with a bit more fluffy head (although still very little fluff). He is a light brown color, with a long (and gorgeous) neck, and toes that are curled more than the average ostrich. It is notable how he is making a recovery, and is a very happy ostrich despite he toe condition. As shown in Crispy’s second video of visiting the ranch, If Homelander could speak he would probably sound like AI Drake, since he verbally assaulted crispy using said AI Drake voice. he has a scar on his neck from an encounter with Kevin.

As of “It’s Finally Done.” Homelander is confirmed to be a female, but will continue to use He/Him pronouns.

## Trivia

* She was a veteran in WW2, who has been saved by Poggers while fighting for the U.S.
* She has been known to seduce people to encourage them to give him food.
* She is always armed and dangerous, so beware her presence.
* As of the episode My Prairie Dog Laid an Egg!? (It wasn’t a tumor), Homelander is the largest animal on the Urban Rescue Ranch.
* Homelander has lost a fight to Kevin and has a funny little scar on her neck because of that.
* Homelander is very friendly towards Uncle Ben and lets him touch her and hug her.
* She is a foot taller than Uncle Ben as of "I've had enough . (Cooking Kevin)"
* Homelander’s birthday is around April 18.
* You can see when food is going down her throat.
* She has dinosaur feet.
* Uncle Ben has said that Homelander is his favorite animal in the ranch, although, this statement was made November 12th, 2022.
* Homelander lets Uncle Ben do just about anything to her.
* She is the most friendly ostrich west of the Mississippi River
* If she could speak she would likely sound like AI Drake.
* She is named after Homelander from the show called The Boys, in which Homelander is the main antagonist.
* She is being bullied by the Ostrich Hens.
Armadillo

Poor Armadillo

The **Armadillo** is a creature feature animal from the pre-crackhouse era.

He was mauled by Poggers which left him almost dead. Uncle Ben then took him to his rehabber friend who was able to take care of him. This creature had a few injuries on his body, most notably on his face, where he had a big large mark. He was dropped off at the Blair Woods Sanctuary and was never heard about again. P.S you can only get leprosy from armadillos if you eat their livers raw.
Bujo

> *“Ima make you pay for what you did to those capybaras!”*
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**Bugo** is a great white pelican and a minor antagonist of the Urban Rescue Ranch. He resides at the All Things Wild facility as an ambassador animal.
Uncle Ben has attempted to seek vengeance for the multitude of capybaras that the pelican and his kind have tried to eat in the past. He seems to be missing one of his wings, which is probably why he has not been rehomed.

Eating Uncle Ben
Chestnut

🎵Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire🎵

> *“Cringe mystery bird.”*
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**Chestnut** was a blonde female emu and a supporting character of The Urban Rescue Ranch up until her rehoming in September of 2023.

She was gifted to Uncle Ben by an unknown person and once livesd with James Charles (female) and Homelander. She also lived with original James Charles for a long time before he was rehomed. Unlike the James Charles, she is barely able to lift her head.

## Trivia

* She has horrible hand eye coordination.
* She does not fear Big Ounce, and chased him around and tried to stomp on him with James Charles (Shrek). The new enemy for Big Ounce.
James Charles (Shrek)

Hi sisters

*Not to be confused with her brother James Charles, James Charles (Ostrich), or James Chungus, or with Shrek (character) or Shrek and Fiona*

**James Charles** (formerly **Shrek**) is a female emu and was a supporting character of the Urban Rescue Ranch up until her rehoming in September of 2023.

## Description

She is the sister of James Charles, adoptive sister to Chestnut, and friend of Homelander.

As of early 2023, she and Chestnut are the last remaining emus on the Ranch, as her brother James Charles was traded alongside one of Karen’s eggs in favor of the Unnamed Minecraft Sheep. After “I Fed 400 Crawfish to my Prairie Dog (Big Ounce Dies)”, Uncle Ben has randomly started referring to her as James Charles instead of her former name, Shrek.

## Trivia

* "James Charles is much more cringe that *Stompy*" (Uncle Ben).
Bee Colony

The Fortress of the Bees

The **Bee Colony** is a colony of honey bees and recurring characters of the Urban Rescue Ranch. They don’t make much of a contribution to the main plot of TURR anime and are supposedly only there to support the ecosystem. It was recently expanded.

Uncle Ben has discovered that there were hive beetles invading the nest, however they have likely been defeated by the colony. The hive is now very healthy, and it has been offered a sacrifice, a singular baby rhea.

The Bees are often by the pond drinking. Uncle Ben does not harvest the bee's honey. They often eat fruit left over from capybara mukbang.

This is not the only Bee colony he has had, as he used to have a hobby in beekeeping.

This colony is filled to the brim with honey.
Dream

Hey guys. It's me Dream!>!>!@34.13ftg315f

> *"That's what the point of the mask is."* - Dream.
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**Dream**, a guest character in TURR, came on Christmas day to box DaBaby. He ended up losing the boxing match, and passed away.

In actuality, Dream is portrayed as Tank and Uncle Ben, and his appearance was some sort of gag.
Loretta

Loretta was a supporting character of the Urban Rescue Ranch up until her rehoming at some point in late 2022. She is a black potbelly pig.

## Origin

Loretta was obtained from a bad animal hoarding situation in Waco along with Heidi and 50 Rhode Island Reds. She gained infamy after famously giving birth to El Chapo aboard the Battle Bus en route to the ranch.

## Relationships

Loretta is the mother of El Chapo, and while in the beginning she was scared of Ben, she now follows him around.

## Appearance

Loretta is a stout and rather portly Vietnamese potbelly pig. She has thick short black hair and as expected, a prominent pig nose.
Glizzies

glizzy 😳😳

**Glizzies** are a common food item on the ranch being fed to various animals, particularly Karen. The 2021 episode "I Feed Glizzys to ALL My Animals! (100k Sub Special)" featured a lot of glizzy eating.

## Gallery

Karen eating said glizzy.Nugget eating a glizzyPoppy eating a glizzyUncle Ben and Poggers eating a glizzyJames Charles (Shrek) eating a glizzyHomelander eating a glizzy.
Nitro

**Nitro**, also known as **New Tupac** (not to be confused with Tupac), is a sussy little kimpten who was abandoned by her mother and found by Uncle Ben. It was confirmed that this kimpten can go REEEE. She is named after Tupac, a kimpten who was taken off the ranch for unknown reasons. As of "Why I Ate this Gosling (apology video)" she was 400 grams. Her face is always messy. In “How to Please a Capybara,” Uncle Ben revealed she was soon to be rehomed.

In "Why I Eat my Pets (Trauma Dump) \*cooking Big Ounce\*" it was revealed that Nitro was adopted by Lamar, who helped Uncle Ben build the Pond.
Big Ounce's Burial

### Purpose

Big Ounces final resting place or a Portal for Big Ounce to continue his work saving the world.

### Type

Grave

Big Ounce's final resting spot after his death. Our beloved Big Ounce died without offspring, nor lovers. Biggerton Ounce was beloved by many and was proud to call the majority of creatures his friends. Big Ounce will be missed and will continue his saintly work in another world. He still owes Patrick $20. He is now in heaven with God and Nugget, where he will continue to protect Uncle Ben and the ranch from above the clouds.

Amen, RIP legend 🙏🙏🙏

He will be missed ALL HAIL OUNCETOPIA! 🫡🫡🫡

RIP FLY HIGH MY KING🫡🫡🫡🫡

WE LOVE YOU BIGERTON OUNCERTON III 🪦⚰️🫡😭

BIGGERTON WILL COME BACK LIKE HE ALWAYS DOES 🙏😢🥺
Baby Kangaroo Drinks Tortoise Milk!?

**Baby Kangaroo Drinks Tortoise Milk!?** is an episode from the 2023 season. The episode was uploaded on February 9, 2023.

## Segments

* Bingus is vibing in her pouch
* Master Oogway munches his lettuce
* New food set-up for Bingus
* Master Oogway has moved into Uncle Ben’s bathroom
* Bingus’s last bottle of the night
* Meanwhile in the barn the capys are pulling up and getting their food stolen by chimkens
* Uncle Ben burns plastic \*don’t try this at home\*
* DaBaby almost jumps into the fire
* In the morning we are shown Bimgus drinking her bottle
* Uncle Ben reveals there are no more rats in the attic
* Another day another disappoint the city needs Uncle Ben to change the foundation of his new house
* Cringe tries to escape Uncle Ben
* Big Ounce goes into the hole
* The capys are chewing on the insulation of the barn again
* Pewdiepie and Markiplier eat food
* Tank the duck is being rehomed soon
* Uncle Ben contacts some people to build the new pond
* Kevin being cringe is still trying to attack Uncle Ben
* Uncle Ben is getting closer and closer to eating Kevin
* Unnamed Bus Chickens are being rehomed soon

## Characters Shown

* Bingus
* Master Oogway
* Chickens
* Gort & Quandale Dingle
* Kumala & Savesta
* DaBaby
* Cringe
* Big Ounce
* Womby (cameo)
* Remington (cameo)
* Pewdiepie & Markiplier
* Tank (Duck)
* Half Squat (cameo)
* Kevin
* Karen (cameo)
* Soulja Boy
* Plappa (Rhea) (cameo)
* White Karen (cameo)
* Homelander
* Chestnut
* James Charles (Shrek)
* The Rats
* Donald Trump
* Obama
* Unnamed Bus Chickens
Hamilton

## Origins

Hamilton was surrendered to TURR by owners who could no longer keep him legally, as he was kept inside a house which did not meet the legal requirements. At the time of surrender, he was an orphan, along with his sister Petunia.

## Appearance

Hamilton has mottled pink and gray skin which can be seen under his thin layer of gray fur.
Kimchi

**Kimchi** is a bengal cat.

## Kimchi's Story

Kimchi was one of the first animals featured on the channel with her 1st litter of 6 (one being Mochi).

Kimchi was also going to have a 2nd litter, but was rehomed before she could birth them. Kimchi was rehomed because she was particularly interested in the ranch's chickens and chicks, and Uncle Ben thus feared for their safety.

Whilst Kimchi was the first cat to be on the ranch, Uncle Ben has had 5 more: Smeagol, Nala, Tupac Nitro and Biggie Smalls.
Contractors

The **Contractors** are a group of people who help set up and build the buildings that Uncle Ben needs built. They have built every big project on TURR.

The Contractors are also antagonists, littering the place with garbage, and hazardous materials that the animals could consume and die from.

At times they also do not do anything at all, and have Big Ounce do everything while they sit around.

The contractors can be straight-up evil, inconsiderate, and malicious. For example, one of Uncle Ben's female contractors once put Kumala (who was still healing from an injury gained from a fight with another capybara) back with all of the other Capybaras, and Kumala got attacked once again. Thankfully, this contractor was fired before more harm could be done.
I Rescued a Baby Hawk (to feed Big Ounce)

### Link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH\_UNfJRSJc&t=529s&ab\_channel=TheUrbanRescueRanch

**I Rescued a Baby Hawk (to feed Big Ounce)** is an episode in the 2023 season, and apart of the Animal Rehab Arc.

## Segments

* Opening Sequence.
* Uncle Ben gets called about a Baby Hawk.
* He tries to find a nest for the bird but fails.
* He picks up the raptor and it pinches him, and brings him home.
* He says he will spend all of his hours with the hawk, to get more hours for his raptor permit.
* He feeds the raptor cut up fuzzies.
* Big Ounce says he wants to feed the raptor and that "I fought in **3** world wars." which is quite confusing.
* A huge spider appears in Ben's home.
* Uncle Ben wishes that his new house was completed.
* He eats protein ice cream.
* He looks at the Litter of Gray Foxes after giving them watermelon.
* He reveals his plan of desocializing the foxes, by screaming at them, and making loud noises.
* He announces "They will have a phenomenal chance of going back to the wild and being completely wild."
* He farms raptor experience by watching the little raptor. Chalking up 12 hours of experience.
* He takes the hawk to the raptor rehab is Cedar Park.
* Indian Bullfrog announcement.
* Uncle Ben gets attacked by a baby green herring.
* He learns about different kinds of enclosure for many different kinds of birds of prey.
* He breaks into the Alveus Sanctuary and kisses Stompy on the head.
* He pets the capys.
* Indian Bullfrog announcement.
* Uncle Ben fights Kevin with a net.
* He asks for a fish and livestock safe algicide.
* He strokes Homelander's neck.
* He compares Stompy, and James Charles (Shrek), and says that James Charles is much more cringe.
* He says that the goldfish in the green pond grew huge.
* Ending sequence + Indian Bullfrog announcement.

## Characters Shown

* Saitama, SpongeBob, and Saul Goodman
* Litter of Gray Foxes
* Big Ounce
* Baby Hawk
* Patrick Bateman
* Queen
* Indian Bullfrog
* Stompy
* Capybaras (Group)
* DaBaby
* Billie Eyelash
* Kevin
* Karen
* Soulja Boy
* White Karen
* Poggers
* New Remington
* James Charles (Emu)
* Homelander
Cottontail Rabbit Baby

The **Cottontail Rabbit Baby** was brought to the Urban Rescue Ranch because it was suspected to be paralyzed and injured, as the previous owner (or rescuer) had accidentally stepped on it.

In the first four days of Uncle Ben's care the rabbit made a miraculous recovery and regained its ability to use its rear legs.
Kevin's Eggs

The Rhea eggs are protected by Kevin, he is very aggressive when it comes to his eggs, he is not able to properly incubate them, which leads them to not hatching on their own. Uncle Ben often robs Kevin of his eggs, then he incubates them and waits until they hatch. Many rheas has hatched on the farm, newborn rheas have a high mortality rate. Rhea eggs weigh about 10x more than a chimken egg.
Arcs

AThe Urban Rescue Ranch timeline is divided into Arcs, each arc shares a common detail. Arcs can be as short as two episodes.

Full Arcs take place over many episodes or a long period.

Micro Arcs are shorter and take place over short periods.

Sub Arcs are divisions in an Arc to focus on specific events.
Crawfish

The **crawfish** are a large group of crustaceans living in Uncle Ben's pond. Uncle Ben is presumably farming them as food for his other animals on the farm. He bought 15 pounds of crawfish from H-E-B, or "400" as he stated in the title of his YouTube video "I Fed 400 Crawfish to my Prairie Dog (Big Ounce Dies)." They are being fed glizzies by Uncle Ben. They can breathe air.

Few of them have survived but the ones that have survived have grown to monstrous sizes. One of the crawfish is seen without an arm.

Some died when a cringe snek came and ate a bunch, and secret lore says that they are like the invasive Australian crawfish that Ben boiled a year ago.

They are all dead, their home in the Ratite Paddock has been drained.
My Dog is a Skinwalker.

My Dog is a Skinwalker. is an episode from the 2021 season, uploaded on November 11th, 2021. In this episode, Uncle Ben sets off on an adventure with Queen and Poggers to pick up some pipes in Wolfe City, Texas for the new piping system in Waco. This episode also features special guest Super Idol Minecraft Man.
Jacob

> *“The fog is coming for you Jacob.”*
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**Jacob** is mysterious entity, who was prophesied by Uncle Ben to fall victim to the legendary Fog, the arch nemesis of the aforementioned event, and a possible major antagonist of the Urban Rescue Ranch.

## What?

It is unknown who or what Jacob is exactly, however, due to Uncle Ben stating that the fog is coming for him instead of his usual lemon tree scream at the end of "It's over.", it can be speculated that he might be an evil entity on the ranch.

Eight months later in the episode, Big Ounce Tries the Grimace Shake... (dies), Jacob is sent a message by a uncanny creature, who is speculated to be an embodiment of the fog, this creature states "The fog is coming for you jacob, do you think you can escape Dababy's Judgment?" It is unknown what DaBaby's Judgment truly is, or the true intention of 𝕋ꖾ⋿ Ғ𝝧Ǥ.

The Indian purple frog and Loaf Bloke have also threatened Jacob on various occasions.

It is unknown what Jacob has done to warrant these various threats, and have to undergo Dababy's Judgment, but it is presumably very negative.
Cringe

We Love You Cringe

> *“Criiiinnnggee!”*
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Cringe is a supporting character of the Urban Rescue Ranch. She is a prairie dog who formerly inhabited Ouncetopia and the ranch.

## What's up with Cringe

Cringe is a female prairie dog that, alongside of Big Ounce and Mr. Mrs. Ounce, used to reside in Ouncetopia after being taken in by Uncle Ben. Cringe is the most skittish of the three, and in her early days of living in the farm she tended to hide from Uncle Ben. Cringe also has an affinity for scaling the walls of her enclosure.

Cringe is probably responsible for the prairie dogs arriving to the ranch cause she just HAD to bite a kid and ruin EVERYTHING (kinda cringe... (we still love you Cringe it’s probably mrs freaking ounce who did it due to him being more aggressive )). Although, Cringe is slowly starting to warm up to Uncle Ben, yet when released she became a wild animal.

Despite Cringe being cringe she likes to socialize with the other prairie dogs in the enclosure (according to Uncle Ben) however this has not been shown on camera.

Since the beginning of the Ouncetopia War Arc, it was not known what Cringe's intentions or role was in the story, but she continued to reside with the de facto leader of Ouncetopia, Mrs. Ounce. It is also entirely possible that Cringe has been manipulated by Mrs. Ounce and mini Ouncelings will be coming in the future. She was planned to be exiled with her tyrant husband, yet Uncle Ben decided that she and her husband would be free range, becoming free range turned them into wild animal, yet then they calmed down and became less feral all of a sudden...

In the episode "How to Catch and Eat a Baby Squirrel" Uncle Ben revealed he rehomed Cringe and Mr. Mrs. Ounce to the children of his contracter.

## Trivia

* In the episode "Why I Eat my Pets (Trauma Dump) \*cooking Big Ounce\*", it is revealed that Cringe is an excellent swimmer.
* she was warming up to uncle ben after going feral as a wild animal.
* Uncle Ben told Tank to not shoot her, as it would diminish the harvest next year.
* She likes to eat mud and make mud.
* She disappeared from TURR videos, she was revealed to be rehomed along with Mr. Mrs. Ounce to Uncle Ben’s contractors kids.
Ostrich Hens

Homelander's Wives shortly after they got released by the trailer

**The Ostrich Hens** are two female ostriches and recurring characters of the Urban Rescue Ranch. They pulled up at the ranch to accompany Homelander. They were first mentioned in "Big Ounce Tries the Grimace Shake... (dies)". They have been briefly seen in "I Bought an Ostrich Farm (to feed Big Ounce)."

At the time they where very new to the ranch, Uncle Ben wanted to name one of his ostriches Stormfront after a white supremacist nazi from The Boys, and a love interest for Homelander in the show. Uncle Ben decided not to name one of them Stormfront after some minor backlash.

They are taller than Homelander.

One of them fought Kevin, and won, making him non-confrontational and allowing him to start his Woman Arc. She has cured his cringe, thank you muscle mommy.

They were originally supposed to be a wife for Homelander, until Homelander was confirmed to be female.

They have warmed up to Uncle Ben, and now eat out of his scoop.

They will move away and go to one of Uncle Ben's buddies soon.

## Gallery

Homelander and the two hens in their enclosure
DaBaby Jr.

Billie Eyelash's Pouch

In "How to Steal Ducks from the Park" it is revealed that Billie Eyelash may have a little something in her pouch, which is most likely **DaBaby Jr.**, but was at the time of the episode not 100% confirmed.

In "It's over" it is revealed that Billie Eyelash is actually pregnant, as it is shown that Billie Eyelash's pouch is considerably larger than usual, and it is shown there is something moving around inside the pouch. At the end of "Rescuing an Injured Hawk", in a quick teaser for the next episode, one of DaBaby Jr.'s claws is seen sticking out of the pouch.
Coyote

eamnt dem chimken

**The** **Coyote** is, as her name suggests, a wild coyote and an antagonist of The Urban Rescue Ranch, serving as the main antagonist of the Coyote Arc from August of 2022 when she broke into Uncle Ben's farm and ate one chicken before being chased into a corner by Kevin.

After her climatic battle with Kevin, Uncle Ben and Queen, the Coyote was released into the back field where she fled into the sunset. It is entirely possible that she had returned to the Ranch to exact her revenge in the form of hunting down Half Squat and few other waterfowl, but this is up to debate.

There’s a chance that the coyote skull in Gustavo Fring’s tank had could possibly be this coyote's; maybe Uncle Ben had enough and killed the coyote or possibly he found it. It's just a theory.
Jeff Portnoy

**Jeff Portnoy** (also referred to as **Jeff Porknoy**) was a pig at the Urban Rescue Ranch and supporting character during the events of the Capy Content Arc.

Originally, Portnoy was just one of the many pigs on the farm. However, Uncle Ben picked Portnoy as the smallest and cutest pig and brought him into his house, where he was introduced to Gort & Quandale Dingle. He was very social with them and Big Ounce. In the video "Mr. Beast Buys Gort for $10,000 \*Scary\*", it is revealed that Jeff had learned how to jump.
Daffodil

### Status

Grieving the loss of her Long Distance Boyfriend, Big Ounce (She's a widow now).

### Affiliation

All Things Wild

**Daffodil** is a striped skunk and a minor character of the Urban Rescue Ranch. She is considered by Uncle Ben to be Big Ounce's long distance goth girlfriend / admirer.

She has a picture of her lover posted up on her cage, and slightly edited and kind of looks like Freddy Fazbear or some fancy guy. She is an ambassador skunk at All Things Wild. In her cage she has a funny pikachu plush.
Everglades National Park

Everglades National Park is a tropical wilderness located in Florida. It is the largest tropical wilderness in both America and the largest wilderness located east of the Mississippi River. The national park is a series of wetlands and forests home to many animals, including American alligators and crocodiles, West Indian manatees, Florida panthers and the critically endangered leatherback sea turtle. Everglades has had lots of visitors over the years since it was designated in 1987.

In the Urban Rescue Ranch anime, Everglades National Park is the home and base of the evil Chandler from Chandler's Wild Life and his slave Tabby.
Four Chicks

The **Four Little Chicks** along with the Baby Remingtons spawned on the farm in April 2023 to teach Kevin’s New Child how to eat and drink. Uncle Ben took them in because they had pasty butt, and also because Uncle Ben was required to purchase 4 chicks in total. Some of the chicks have been given away, and the two in the image are the chicks who still remain.
Austin House

Garden of the Austin House in the early days

 The **Austin House** was the second home for TURR after the Austin Homestead until about the end of 2021 when the ranch was moved to its current home, the Waco location. It is a residential property located somewhere in Austin Texas. It was home to Uncle Ben and most, if not all, baby animals under the care of TURR at the time.

It is notable for being the place where famous hit rapper and artist DaBaby was raised by Uncle Ben.
Gort Eats a Crocodile

Gort Eats a Crocodile (Formerly known as "I fed a crocodile to my ostrich") is an episode from the 2023 season. It was uploaded on June 13th 2023.

## Segments

* Opening montage
* Patrick is given his last bottle ever (that he needs)
* Big ounce gives Uncle Ben some Morning Yahoos
* Uncle Ben shows off his new brooders for rescued birds
* A friend of Uncle Ben's gave him two kittens to take care of
* Big Ounce and Uncle Ben are going to rob a bank
* GORT MOMENT!!!!????
* Saitama, SpongeBob and Saul Goodman no longer need to be syringe fed
* Uncle Ben syringe feeds them for the last time
* Uncle Ben shows off the EPIC wasp nest above his porch
* Ben announces that on December 3rd 2023, Him and Big Ounce Along with his army of pigeons, will be robbing the PMC bank in downtown Waco Texas
* Patrick tries to hump Uncle Ben??????!!!!
* Eventually Gustavo will eat patrick
* Ben and his family go to the dallas world aquarium
* Delicious Manatee Moment TM
* Sawtooth shark
* Warm Weather Penguins
* Sloth
* UNCLE BENS DAD MOMENT!!!????
* Indian Bullfrog threatens to hurt someone if we don't like the video
* Gustavo scratches Patrick
* Uncle Ben announces the Capybara Muckbang channel
* Gort eats Gustavo
* Dababy and his wife just chillin
* Uncle Ben introduces an invasive species to his pond
* Indian Bullfrog threatens us again
* Uncle ben feeds Gustavo to Homelander
* Ben marvels at how clean the pond water is
* Uncle Ben shows off Gustavo's new enclosure
* The chickens ate Uncle Bens guava
* The sheep and goats have destroyed the grass
* Patrick X Billie Eyelash CONFIRMED!!!???
* Gustavo enters his new enclosure
* Poggers and Queen eat bananas
* Big ounce builds the new house
* Someone laid an egg in ouncetopia
* Outro

## Characters Shown

* Patrick Bateman
* Big Ounce
* Unnamed kittens
* pigeons
* Gustavo Fring
* The Capybaras
* Indian Bullfrog
* Poggers
* Queen
* Winchester
* Dababy
* Billie Eyelash
* The Ratites
* Obama
* Donald Trump
* Baby Geese
* Saitama, SpongeBob and Saul Goodman
Eating Kevin's Son (ASMR)

[1]**Eating Kevin's Son (ASMR)** is an episode from the 2023 season. The episode was uploaded on May 10, 2023. Topics are mostly on explanations about the game warden's factility inspection for future rehab permits, and pigeons.

## Trivia

* Uncle Ben obtains his exotic snake license
* In this video Uncle Ben does not show us Ledessa at the end.
All Things Wild

**All Things Wild** is a rehabilitation center based in Georgetown, Texas, that Uncle Ben often associates with. Uncle Ben has volunteered, gotten some raptor experience, and has dropped off a few rehabbed animals, at this location. Uncle Ben helps out ATW, and ATW helps him out too. ATW is Uncle Ben's friend. ATW sub-permits Uncle Ben's ranch, which is very kind of them.
Nathaniel B.

R.I.P.

**Nathaniel B.** was a juvenile ostrich and supporting character of the Urban Rescue Ranch until her unfortunate passing in October of 2022.

## Description

Nathaniel B. was an ostrich chick on the Urban Rescue Ranch, living with the other ratites along with her brother Homelander. She was rehabed due to her legs being turned while standing. She could have been named Andrew Tate in a poll.

## Death

In the video "Capybara vs Piglet (Quandale Dingle Dies)," Nathaniel B. was revealed to have died due to her curled toe. As of October 23rd, 2022, we don't know the full story, and Uncle Ben is awaiting an autopsy (whether he actually got it is unknown, as no further information on the matter was found). Nathaniel B. will forever be here in our hearts. RIP Nathaniel B. 2022-2022.

## Appearance

Nathaniel B. looked incredibly similar to her brother Homelander, but unlike him, she was about the size of Karen (the curled toes slowed her growth) and had a bit less fluff on her head (although the fluff on both of their heads is barely visible). She had an orange cable tie on her leg when being driven to Waco.
Julia

### Final Appearance

The Truth About Julia... *(temporarily)*, I Caught YouTubers STEALING Kevins EGG (Cops Called) \*Paul Cuffaro Exposed\*

**Julia** was a quail on the Urban Rescue Ranch. She is known for being kidnapped during the early episodes by Shrek. She was one of the MANY birds born in the very early videos. Shrek killed her.

The video description was later edited to clarify that she was, in fact, not killed, and she re-appeared in later episodes. She has had several offspring, also called Julia. Julia and her offspring didn't appear in videos after the move to the Waco, Texas location, it can be assumed that they were rehomed.
Darth Sidious

Darth Sidious is a Muscovy duck that lived on the Urban Rescue Ranch after being abandoned at a park and being picked up from there by Uncle Ben. He had a broken wing and was nursed back to health by Uncle Ben. He is now happily living with all of the other animals and will even eat out of Ben's hand.

## Profile

### Appearance

Darth Sidious has all white feathers on his body and wings. He has orange webbed feet and a pink beak with red wattles of his face and beak.

### Personality

Although when Darth Sidious was first brought into the Urban Rescue Ranch, he would only hang out with the other ducks and Morgan 2.0. He now will hang out with any of the animals on the farm. He will mostly hang out with Morgan 3, the chickens, the ducklings, and the chicks, as they are all kind of in the same flock.
Half Squat

**Half Squat** was a male call duck and recurring character of the Urban Rescue Ranch, up until his disappearance in March of 2023.

## Biography

As of early 2023, Half Squat was the only remaining duck on the Ranch, with all of the others either hunted down by predators or rehomed. His wife was eaten by an owl, which prompted the mighty Uncle Ben to use his Minecraft Bible to despawn all predators in the farm’s vicinity. Half Squat started his travels in company with the geese Donald Trump and Obama.

In “Why I Farm with a Riot Shield (Eating Kevin),” Half Squat was not present for the duration of the episode, to which Uncle Ben concluded that the duck had gone AWOL and flew off, or met the same fate as his wife at the hands of local owls.
Loaf Bloke

**Loaf Bloke** is a funny little orange character that made his debut in the October 2023 episode "How to Befriend a Capybara (markiplier died)". He replaced intermissions formerly spoken by Indian Bullfrog to remind you to like, subscribe, comment and ring that bell (or face the consequences). He has done something to the Indian Bullfrog, as he has replaced him, and the frog has asked for help in "Big Ounce Delivers a Child." More recently, Bloke has come back, its unknown what his intentions are, or how it will affect the frog. He is seen in "How to Farm Capybaras (For Meat)" in which he has presumably kidnapped many Indian Bullfrogs, motives unknown.

He is evil incarnate, and has once told the viewers to not like the video, or asked for a low amount of likes. He also has a affiliation with 𝕋ꖾ⋿ Ғ𝝧Ǥ.
Pewdiepie & Markiplier

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**Pewdiepie** and **Markiplier** are a pair of cringe ah Nigerian dwarf goats and are supporting characters of the Urban Rescue Ranch. While it may be difficult at first to distinguish the individuals, the goats’ facial markings determine which is which; Pewdiepie has three white splotches running down her face, while Markiplier is the one with a singular splotch on her forehead.

## Biography

Pewdiepie and Markiplier are two goats that live on the Urban Rescue Ranch. They first appeared in the episode "How to Kiss an Ostrich (Full tutorial)", and in that episode, Uncle Ben confirmed that they are, in fact, cringe. Only two months later in the episode “James Charles Saves Big Ounce (surgery failed),” Uncle Ben said that they were being rehomed to a new sanctuary. This has never actually happened, so it is safe to assume that they are staying on the ranch. They have become much more friendly and have let Uncle Ben pet them. They almost got attacked by The Nefarious Kevin but were saved by Pog Boy.

Markiplier was pregnant, she was impregnated by Unnamed Goat, and has gave birth to 2 twins.

Pewdiepie was rehomed along with Half Cock. The twins and Markiplier will soon follow.

## Trivia

* They were originally going to be named IShowSpeed and Ronaldo, not to be confused with Ronaldo and Ronaldo.
* They don't need to eat food!
* They are often referred to as “Pootis Pie and Market Pliers”.
* Pewdiepie was bullying the twin goats.
* During the construction of Uncle Ben’s new house, Pewdiepie and Markiplier gained a particular affinity for running across the construction site to the point of them panting from exhaustion, kinda cringe ngl.
* Pewdiepie sucked on a glizzy one time. 😳😳😳
Ouncetopia

The old Ouncetopia building that is now used for wildlife rehab

The nation of **Ouncetopia** is located in the Kingdom of The Waco Ranch, outside of Uncle Ben's New House. It is a paradise for prairie dogs that was formerly located inside the heater barn, and it is inhabited only by prairie dogs.

## History

When Ouncetopia was established, Big Ounce was the ruler of the city. That all changed in 2023 when his arch-nemesis Mr. Mrs. Ounce fought him and gave him major damages which caused him to get sent to the Gulag. Big Ounce would then go to reclaim Ouncetopia with Uncle Ben, in which Mrs. Ounce was exiled. For more information, see the Ouncetopia War Arc.

Ouncetopia's original building is currently inactive, as its current residents have all moved out in different regions of the ranch or have even been entirely rehomed. Ouncetopia’s original building will be turned into a rabbit enclosure. Most of the Ouncertons have been moved to the outskirts of the ranch, located near Uncle Bens new home. This new area is now considered the current Ouncetopia.

In the video description of "Remembering Big Ounce" Uncle Ben mentions plans to build a new, even better Ouncetopia.

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## Inhabitants

### Former

* Big Ounce
* El Cringay
* Plappa
* Cringe
* Mr. Mrs. Ounce

## Trivia

* Before Mrs. Ounce, Cringe and El Cringay arrived, the heater barn was used as shelter for the juvenile ratites, including Soulja Boy, James Charles, Homelander and Nathaniel B. before her death.
* This barn was purchased from another rehabber for a few thousand dollars.

## See also

* Ouncetopia War Arc
* Ouncertons
* Ouncelings
Capy Content Arc

The **Capy Content Arc** began on June 5th, 2022 and ended on October 10th 2022. During this arc Uncle Ben farmed XP from capybara related videos in order to fund the construction of the ranch. These videos heavily featured Gort and Quandale Dingle (especially near the end of the arc) as well as frequent appearances from Big Ounce and other house animals. This arc was relatively chill, consisting of lots of wamdermelons, citrus baths and pulling up and hopping out at the afterparty.

## Plot

Officially starting in the video titled "His name is Quandale Dingle" Uncle Ben formally introduces his new capybaras named Gort and Quandale Dingle. The first 5 videos of the arc consist mostly of the normal farm content but at the end Uncle Ben updates everyone on the capybaras. The next several videos are much more capybara-focused and consist of a lot of citrus baths as Uncle ben teaches the capys to swim. In the last few videos of the arc Uncle Ben stays almost entirely in the house with the capys and other house animals. This arc overlaps with the Greenhouse Arc so it has a lot of celebrity appearances from people like Tommyinnit and Wilbur Soot.

## Characters

### Protagonists

* Uncle Ben
* Gort and Quandale Dingle
* Big Ounce
* Biggie Smalls
* Tupac
* Jeff Portnoy
Kyle

Neutral Mob

**Kyle** is a male white rhea that is the brother of the infamous devil of the urban rescue ranch, Kevin.

## Biography

Kyle was temporarily rehomed in Uncle Ben's property until they were able to move him elsewhere. He would reside with his brother and Karen for the time being and remained amicable until they began to have their rough displays of dominance.

## Appearance

Kyle is a splitting image of his flashy brother, with very white feathers and blue eyes. He is slightly shorter than Kevin, and has a paler beak, white puffy fur on his head.

## Personality

Past appearance, the rhea siblings are completely unlike in their behaviors and mannerisms. Kyle is mostly non violent and doesn't attack Uncle Ben, and is infact rather timid and prefers to isolate himself more in the corner. He is less provacative and easier to confront with

## The Rivalry Arc

For the majority of Kyle's stay in the farm, he was in seemingly positive terms with his brother even in the presence of Kevin's partner, Karen. Uncle Ben previously understood that Rheas would be generally non competitive with mates and would actually work together to foster any offspring to bring up chances of survival.

However this was soon seen not to be the case, as the brothers inevitably reached a feud of dominance. Kevin began to display himself as the alpha in the dynamic and kept his composure and normal status. As the battles passed on, Kyle slowly turned the losing battle completely and was completely able to handle his brother. The once timid and shy rhea turned out to be the biggest giga chad of all. His victory in the dominance was short, as he would soon be rehomed to another farm.

## Trivia

* Kyle is lawful neutral
* Kyle could be the father of Soulja boi
Brown Remington

**Brown Remington** is a turkey that first appeared in "How to Catch and Cook Baby owl”.

He is presumed to be named after Remington, a deceased turkey who was popular to due his folds! This Remington is presumed to be taken in, as that’s how he got Remington. He appeared for a few seconds in “How to catch and cook a baby owl!”, but didn’t appear for long mostly due to the video's unusually. Only one of the turkeys of the bunch have been seen as of "I Fed a Crocodile to My Ostrich" and he was called New Remington, presumably the other two were rehomed.

## Trivia

* He is the brown counterpart to New Remington.
* He is friends with New Remington.
* He likes to stay on the pond side of the ranch.
* He is injured due to his breed / age.
Half Cock

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**Half Cock** is a young Corsican Sheep ram and a supporting character of the Urban Rescue Ranch. He is considered by Uncle Ben to have special needs, and as his name suggests, permanently has his head half cocked as a result of his condition.

He arrived on the Ranch in August of 2023. As of now, he has become a lot more friendly with Uncle Ben, and has become friends with Patrick Bateman. He has some sort of disability that locks his head rightward, and is unable to move, yet he is fine and is able to eat and breath.
Fledgling Grackle

**Fledgling grackle**, also known as Pickle Rick and simply as "Grackle", is a bird that Ben saved in his very first YouTube video of the channel. It could be seen desperately flailing in a pool of water before Ben caught it and released it, to which it ungratefully flew away instead of commenting on his videos.

It was the main motivator behind the inception of the Urban Rescue Branch.
James Chungus

Not to be confused with James Charles (Emu), James Charles (Ostrich), or James Charles (Shrek)

## James Chungus

### Taken in because

He was living in Uncle Ben's attic with the rats

### First Appearance

James Charles Saves Big Ounce (surgery failed)

James Chungus was a cardboard cutout of YouTube makeup personality James Charles and recurring character of the Urban Rescue Ranch, along with spearheading the effort to rescue Big Ounce from the Gulag during the later stages of the Ouncetopia War Arc, granting him the title of overarching protagonist. He lost his body on April of 2023, after the first battle between Kumala & Savesta.

## Biography

When he first appeared in the Urban Rescue Ranch, he lived in the attic along with The Rats terrorizing Uncle Ben by making odd sounds. Later he became a hero in "James Charles Saves Big Ounce (surgery failed),” in where he paid for Big Ounce’s surgery. James Chungus would then keep making random appearances in videos. He lost his body after he was mauled by capybaras. He is now just a severed head inside of the capybaras feeding tray.
Bowser

Big ounce probably ate him

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**Bowser** is a snapping turtle that had cringe Fridge Leeches. He made his debut on May 11, 2022 and is currently living at Sean and Ty's house. Bowser was last seen when Uncle Ben was visiting Yox2 Reptiles

## Appearance

Bowser looks like an average (cringe) snapping turtle.

## Personality

Bowser is a very adorable baby boy that is very aggressive and cringe.

## Trivia

* Bowser is the second rehomed animal to return as a cameo, the first being Prince Charming. The third being Mark Zuckerberg

## Lyrics of Bowser’s song

This one is for my one and only true love

Princess Peach

Peach, you're so cool

And with my star, we're gonna rule

Peach, understand

I'm gonna love you 'til the very end

Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches

Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches

I love you, oh

Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches

Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches

I love you, oh

Mario, Luigi, and a Donkey Kong too

A thousand troops of Koopas couldn't keep me from you

Princess Peach, at the end of the line

I'll make you mine, oh

Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches

Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches

I love you, oh
Bambino

## Description

Bambino is a young male Axis Deer who was apparently abandoned by her mother who stop feeding him and was brought to the Urban Rescue Ranch. He was eventually rehomed and now lives at a deer sanctuary.

## Appearances

Bambino was shown in a video called "How To Bottle Feed A Baby Deer Fawn | Creature Feature: Axis Fawn]" where Ben explained how to feed him.

## Appearance

Bambino is a regular deer fawn with a brown body and small white spots.
James Charles (Emu)

Not to be confused with his sister James Charles (formerly Shrek), James Charles (Ostrich) or James Chungus.

## James Charles

### Final Appearance

"Big Ounce Cured Cancer (arrested in Detroit)"

James Charles is a juvenile emu and was a supporting character of the Urban Rescue Ranch up until his rehoming in March of 2023. When he was born, he had eye issues and a bad case of rye neck. As he grew up, his eyes started to get better and his neck issues were starting to go away. He was raised with Soulja Boy and as he got bigger, he moved to the old juvenile ratite space. Once he was ready, he graduated into the main ratite pen where he and Soulja Boy were finally big enough to live with Karen. The other juvenile ratites joined them later on once they got big enough.
In late 2022, James Charles, along with fellow emus Shrek and Chestnut, moved to a new and improved emu pen as part of Uncle Ben's property renovation that separated the ratites by their species. In early 2022 the emus were joined by Homelander after the emu and ostrich pens merged.

In the episode Big Ounce Cured Cancer (arrested in Detroit), it was time to say goodbye to James Charles, as he, along with a rhea egg, were traded for Uncle Ben's new Minecraft Sheep Donda and drake, and resulting in James Charles getting rehomed and finding a new place to live. We will miss this handsome young man.

## Trivia

* He may secretly be Quandale Dingle (Emu)
New Remington

**New Remington**, named after her spiritual predecessor Remington, is a funny little turkey and supporting character of the Urban Rescue Ranch.

## Biography

Winchester is an adult turkey that Uncle Ben took in to teach Kevin’s New Child how to eat. Winchester had a brother who was rehomed. She will roam Uncle Ben's property as Remington did. Winchester is commonly seen roaming near the ratite pen. She is starting to grow folds like his Remington. She was brooding and had a clutch of infertile eggs that Uncle Ben took.

## Gallery

Winchester and his brother when they were chicks.
B-Alt

### Status

Waiting for Uncle Ben to be gone so he and Finley could get back to running the ranch

### Died on

"Big Ounce Goes to the Gym (drowns at Bass Pro Shops" due to contracting ligma from Big Ounce.

### Religion

Christian

Brandon Whatever-his-last-name-is, known online as **B-Alt**, is one of Uncle Ben's friends and minor recurring character of the Urban Rescue Ranch.

He is a visitor of the ranch along with his cringe ahh-ahh dog Finley. He looks after Uncle Ben's animals while he is gone, with a prime example being the episode "Why I Abandoned my Dog in Wyoming (apology video)". A video of Brandon looking after the animals during Uncle Ben and Poggers' vacation is on his YouTube channel.

## Trivia

* Brandon and Finley are in charge of the ranch while Uncle Ben is away for a while.
* Brandon stole Poggers and Queen's love from Uncle Ben.
* B-Alt and Uncle Ben are fishing partners.
* Mr. Mrs. Ounce bit Brandon's hand once.
* He has been mauled by Big Ounce, subsequently causing him to die of ligma.
100 Foot Long Flight Pen

**The 100 Foot Long Flight Pen** is a building currently in planning that will be used to rehab owls and hawks. It will be, by far, the largest building on TURR premises being 16 feet tall, and 100 feet wide.

Uncle Ben is willing to get a sponsor for the building, and name it after the company who sponsored it, similar to how some stadiums are named.

The flight pen will be able to be broken up into multiple flight pens to house multiple species of birds of prey.

In "I Fed a Sea Turtle to my Prairie Dog (deportation speedrun)" it was revealed that all of the contractors bailed on this project, and it may take a while longer to finish construction.

Uncle Ben may be rehabbing funny monkeys in this enclosure, for practice before he makes another ranch in Indonesia.

The building will have wooden walls, a mesh on top, and a pond in a turning area so the birds can practice turning.

The infastructure is now complete!