Alien

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The **Alien** is a minor character in Yoshi Resort, a being from another world who comes forth to make jokes in the strangest of places. He has a dragon like head and a purple body, showing that he is clearly not from Yoshi Resort.

## Appearances

The Alien can be found inside of the head of the giant stone Alex statue, present towards the south of the main Resort grounds next to a giant statue of Steve. The player can climb up the statue with some vines grown on it's back, and upon entering the head find the inside of it smothered in a certain white, slimy substance. The Alien will act like he doesn't know anything about it if the player comes close, but this claim does not seem very reliable.

The Alien can also be found in a forest area with one of the tall Beacon towers nearby, and he will joke about how it looks like a dick.

Additionally, near the Yoshi Arctic, the Alien can be found among some other citizens and a Barako next to an oversized corpse of He Who Shall Not Be Named Here, pointing and laughing at it.

The Alien’s spaceship can be located hovering just above the ocean east of the main Resort grounds (above the Ancient Monument), sucking up some water which allows people to swim in through the centre. Within the spaceship, the Alien can actually be found there singing Kanye West and telling the player to mind their own business if they come near.

Furthermore he can be found spectating the Mob Arena, and will start rapping some Kanye West song again if he is approached.

Another one of the Alien’s more notable appearances across the map is within the Bog Copper Tower, where he has three appearances. The first one is at the very bottom of the tower to state how comically large it is, the second one is near the top of the tower where the player will be teleported off if they talk to him (with the signs giving a warning not to) and the third is at the very top where he will congratulate the player and call them slime.

He also appears behind the Milk Factory where if spoken to, he will quite literally begin a *Family Guy* cutaway gag involving him asking Tommy if Yoshis breed, to Tommy’s confusion.

The Alien has a plethora of other small appearances in various areas across the map, from being trapped inside a cage by the illagers and at the bottom of the Iconic Copper Tower to on a cloud within the Grappling Games minigame and inside of a cave as well as on Llama’s Ark alongside some birds. He can also be found on the main cloud of Nimbus where he claims that he is not allowed to be there for some reason, but didn’t care and showed up anyway.

## Gallery

???Inside the Alien’s spaceship, hovering above the oceanThe Alien and other people gathered around He Who Shall Not Be Named Here's corpse
## Trivia

* The Alien originates from one of Llama's own Minecraft maps, *Tales of the Llama 2*. He also did appear in the old Yoshi Resort map in a few different areas.
* He likely has the most amount of appearances of any character in the entire map.
* It's possible he comes from the End dimension due to his otherwordly colour palette.
* His favourite musician is Kanye West himself, AKA Ye.
* The Alien does indeed exist as a character in the hit TV show, *Turtle Man and DaPhantom*, as a minor character who has made some appearances mostly in Yoshi Resort.

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