C.L.I.N.T.

credit: Avanion

### Name(s)

Clone Light Infantry Nomadic Trooper, various combinations of letters and four digits for individual C.L.I.N.T.S

### Voiced By

Winston Noel

C.L.I.N.T.s (Clone Light Infantry Nomadic Troopers) are a race of clones created by the Council of Seven and produced and reared by Janelle Fitzmeyer. They are made using the DNA of her son Rolphus Tiddle. They are primarily used as an army for the Federated Alliance. Every C.L.I.N.T. dislikes every other C.L.I.N.T., and often believes that they are better at specific tasks than any other C.L.I.N.T. They can be easily tricked into forfeiting their power by repeating the same demand they make to all whom they encounter: get down on the ground.

All C.L.I.N.T.s are assigned a call sign, either numeric or alpha-numeric, which serves to identify them. They usually shorten these call-signs to the last four digits.

## Season 1

* The crew encounter CLINTs A3489 and F3940, who welcome and show visitors around Magnifiku.
* C.L.I.N.T.s 7797, 7798 and 7799 were assigned to crack the riddles and get the ancient relic from (Redacted) planet. 7798 blew up the planet.
* C.L.I.N.T.-A2574 is mentioned as being a real asshole.
* C.L.I.N.T.-5534 shows the crew around The Delegator.
* Travel on cruisers that can carry up to 1000 C.L.I.N.Ts.

## Season 2

* C.L.I.N.T.-0521 lets the crew and Tresedora Lonlée into a party they intend to rob.
* C.L.I.N.T.-6874 demonstrates to the crew that he is very good at play-fighting.
* C.L.I.N.T.-4276 is seen mopping and says 'mop down on the ground.'
* C.L.I.N.T.-9244 is the drummer of the band The C.L.I.N.T.s C.L.I.N.T.-9244 also has worked at Blimpie asking civilians for FAICs or identification.
* Our crew tries to destroy the DNA sample that makes C.L.I.N.T.s, but messes up. Instead they accidentally put Pleck Decksetter's DNA into the machine, thus creating P.L.I.N.T.s (Pink Light Infantry Nomadic Troopers).

## Season 3

* Starting in Season 3, we are introduced to a new member of the crew in the form of a C.L.I.N.T. that has defected to their side; AJ-2884.
* C.L.N.T.S don't know how to read; their strike teams are numbered by how strong they are
* C.L.I.N.T. armor has negative motion servos
* Clones can heal incredibly quickly.

## Season 4

* In an ad, we learn that Rolphus Tiddle is really alive! He disguised himself as a C.L.I.N.T. to survive and is very surprised it worked.

## Modifications

C.L.I.N.T.s are Tellurian suited up with genetic modifications and armor. Through the C.L.I.N.T. AJ-2884, we learn about some of these modifications. They include:

* One armpit can secrete mortar and the other can secrete an all-purpose goo.
* They have an edible pinky finger which will grow back.
* Butt guns, obviously.
* While C.L.I.N.T.S are bred not to sweat, they can expel toxins out of their pores at will.

* C.L.I.N.T.s can not only mind wipe themselves of an event or certain amount of time, but if extremely emotional can do a "deep clean" and wipe years off of their memory. This can only be reversed if the inciting incident that prompted the deep clean is reversed.

## Quotes

"Get down on the ground."

"Show me your FAIC! That's a good FAIC."

"I'm the C.L.I.N.T. who's the best at \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_."

"I'm kind of the alpha at/of \_\_\_\_\_\_."

## References

1. ↑ Episode 117, The One with the Council of Seven
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 Episode 204, Pro of Cons
3. ↑ Episode 103, What Happens on Magnifiku
4. ↑ Episode 107, The (Redacted)
5. ↑ Episode 112, Jumped by a Shark
6. ↑ Episode 118, The Delegator (episode)
7. ↑ Dead Subquadrant's Got Talent
8. ↑ 8.0 8.1 Attack Some of The Clones
9. ↑ Two Who?
10. ↑ Down With the Emperor!
11. ↑ Jennifer's Bargie
12. ↑ A Quiet Place
13. ↑ Plastic? Oh No, Banned
14. ↑ Rock the Pote
15. ↑ Episode 412: Same Sh\*t, Derfrent Day
16. ↑ B07: Total Recap