A random story about battle cats

Tank cat: wake up you lazy cat! It's already afternoon!

Cat: mmmmmfff... I don't want to get up...I'm in the perfect position...miaow...

Tank cat: \*facepalm\* And what if i say the doges are attacking?

Cat: WHAAAAAAT?!

Tank cat: just kidding

Tank cat: have some cat food

Cat: man, i'm tired of the classic fish flavour! Isn't there any else?

Tank cat: It's not our fault that we are poor...\*eyes get watery\*

Cat: \*eats cat food\* chomp!...mrf!, mawahh!

Tank cat: woah woah, eat slo-

Cat: finished!

Tank cat: \*facepalm\*

Cat: time for an expedition! (i don't know how to spell, sorry)

Cat: \*walk for an hour\*

Tank cat: look over there!

Cat: a cat with long legs?

Gross cat: oh look, 2 little bugs!

Cat & Tank cat: it's probably that your to tall, long legs

Gross cat: Let me guess...you guys want me to join you?

Cat & Tank cat: how did you know?

Gross cat: I was spying on you with axe cat, cow cat, bird cat, fish cat, lizard cat and titan cat

Cat & Tank cat: That's a big cat clan!

Gross cat: it would be better if you joined us

Cat & Tank cat: okay

And that was the start of a small group

Meanwhile...

Doge: -\_-

Snache: ^-^

Pigge: +\_+

Hippoe: 0\_0

Doge: We are broke! we can't even afford to buy a single dog food!

Hippoe: how about we force the cat to give us there money

Pigge: by the way, It's XP not money

Hippoe: well XP is money in our world

Pigge: I suppose you can say that

Doge: perfect! I will plan an attack!

Later that night...

Doge: \*whisper\* do you see them in that house with a light?

Snache: I told you i don't have any night vision unlike you guys

Doge: whatever, on the count of 3, we charge!

Doge: 1-

Doge: 2-

Doge: 3!

The enemies: \*charges\*

Cat: hahahaha! they think we're dumb or not? with bird cats soundless movements–

Hippoe: \*Bites tank cat\*

Tank cat: ow (actually not hurt at all)

Hippoe: \*bites over 9000 times\*

Tank cat: \*knockbacks\*

Pigge: \*jump over 90000 times\*

Tank cat: \*knockbacks again\*

Tank cat: \*puts on sunglasses\* you can't kill me

Doge: \*bites 900000 times\*

Tank cat: \*dies\*

Cat: oh no!

Cat: \*bite 1 time\*

Hippoe: retreat!

Doge: You're not the leader!

Axe cat: we have to figure out how to bring tank cat back!

Fish cat: what if we insert some cat coins...poof!

Tank cat: I'm baaaaaaack!

Axe cat: wow! tHat worked!

Fish cat: \*accidently inserts another coin\*

Classic Tank cat: \*appears\*

Axe cat: (0o0) how!?

Lizard cat: I know, it made another fake version of Tank cat. It would be useful in battle.

Lizard cat: Sadly, It has limits and the fake version won't be gone until dead.

Lizard cat: The fake version can't do anything except attack and protect the cats

Titan cat: Then let's make tons of other cats just to the limits! do you have any other coins fish cat?

Fish cat: I ate the rest of the coins, sorry

MEANWHILE...

Snache: Yes! we gathered up all the group, here it is!

Doge: wait...where is the machine we used to multiply us and to defeat the cats?

Jackie peng: The cats stole it!

The face: I will just have to make another...

22 hours later...

The face: done!, let's start multiplying!

fzzzt

fzzzt

fzzzt

Pigge: here is the total army:

Pigge: AHEM! \*intelligence voice\* 22 doges, 30 snaches, 50 those guys, 200 hippoes, 3000 Pigges, 10000 faces, 10000000 kangaroos

Cat: oh shoot, we will never beat them

Cat god: Am I a joke to you?

Cat: oh yeah, we need a baby boom cat god!

Cat god: no prob, just give me 90 cat food

Fish cat: \*sigh\* cut me (the cat foods are fish flavour)

Axe cat: Chop! chop! splatter!

Fish cat: AAAAAAAARARARRRRRGHHH! \*heavy breathing\*

Axe cat: here's your 90 cat food

Cat god: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

An army of 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 cats: meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

And that's how they conquered moon chp 1 in the hard way (or is it?)