Kevin

Criiinnnggeee!

### Aliases

Boy, Angry Man, Cringe The Bleeder Giver, The Defender, The Biter, Greater Rhea, Cringe Ahh Ahh, Pancake With a Head and Kebin.

### First Appearance

Texas Snowstorm with 40 Animals. Please Send Help.

### Religion

Kevinism

> *“Hey, is that Kevin?”*
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**Kevin** is a male rhea and the main antagonist of the Urban Rescue Ranch and arch-rival of Uncle Ben. He played a major supporting role in the Coyote Arc and secondary antagonist of the Greenhouse Arc.

## Profile

Kevin is a male rhea who appeared in the video "How to survive a Rhea attack." where he had been introduced as the aggressive spouse to Karen. He has white feathers, blue eyes, and a peculiar black patch on the back of his neck. He was originally living in a different farm until his aggression almost got him euthanized. This was until Ben stepped in and took him as his own to live. He was later rehomed to the Waco rescue ranch where he resides today. He has had multiple children, including Kevin Jr. and Soulja Boy, as well as two daughters, names of Plappa and White Karen. More potential children are on the way since Uncle Ben had recently obtained new eggs. It is unknown whether Soulja Boy and his siblings are actually Kevin's children, or Kyle's. Kevin is the undisputed apex predator of the Ranch, challenged by none of the Ranch’s residents, with the exceptions of DaBaby, Poggers, and Big Ounce. Kevin will sustain his title as apex predator until Gustavo Fring comes of age, where the crocodile will usurp the rhea and assume the title of apex predator.

## Personality

Kevin is extremely protective of his territory, as he has gone through some anime villain arc and turned on his father Ben, and consistently follows and harasses Uncle Ben, typically resulting in a small tear in Ben's skin, described as a "Bleeder". He and Uncle Ben have fought in increasingly bizarre circumstances, some which included Ben using a diamond sword, a riot shield, and even Master Chief’s Helmet. Whenever he isn't fighting Uncle Ben, he tends to attack the nearest fence. He has also fought the likes of his brother Kyle and even tanked attacks from Dababy and Poggers, although he refused to fight back afterwards. When he was taken into the ratite enclosure alongside Karen, Homelander, Nathaniel B, James Charles, and Shrek, he would attack Shrek and James Charles. This resulted in the disunion of the ratite paddock, splitting into the Ostrich Paddock and the Rhea Paddock. However, he did defend the ratites from coyotes before his banishment. He is feared by most of the ranch, with exceptions including but not limited to Poggers, Queen, Big Ounce, and Dababy, with the latter even leaping into action to defend Uncle Ben from the rhea’s nefarious attacks. Kevin’s behavior is justified when he has eggs, as he protects his vulnerable offspring from the cunning Uncle Ben as he has a reputation for "Egg Thieving". Uncle Ben still makes it clear to Kevin that ***HE*** is in fact the ***ALPHA***. Despite his behavior, Kevin has shown that he is willing to work with Uncle Ben when there is a greater evil threatening the Ranch. This is shown when he makes a temporary alliance with Uncle Ben during the Coyote attack and assisted Ben in chasing the Coyote away from the other animals.

Kevin has never changed, as he still plots to take down Uncle Ben and become the new dictator of the Ranch. "One day passes... But this day will be it..." Kevin always tells himself.

## Coyote Arc

In the video "Catching the Coyote who ate my Chickens (by hand)" Kevin can be seen attacking a wild coyote that had snuck onto the farm. Uncle Ben thought that this was due to his usual aggressive behavior. However in the next video, Kevin can be seen working alongside Queen in order to attack the Coyote, meaning that Kevin was attacking the coyote to protect his family, and by extension, the farm.

## Redemption Arc

Kevin finally becomes a responsible father and incubates his eggs in the video "How to Please a Capybara", to which Uncle Ben comments that he looks like a pancake with a head while doing so. Ben also fully supports Kevin's decision of becoming an upstanding member of society and has stopped stealing his eggs as a result.

According to the comments, Kevin has been neglecting his duties of incubation because there are not enough eggs in his nest. In the wild, male rheas will have a harem of wives to lay as much as 80 eggs in a single nest. It is theorized that Karen is unable to lay enough eggs to trigger Kevin's fatherly instincts, thus explaining why Kevin refused to incubate his eggs.

## Trivia

* Kevin’s aggression stems from him being a certified racist.
* The only creature Kevin fears is Big Ounce.
* He was caught attacking Homelander on a single occasion.
* There is a slight chance that Kevin played a major role in the Ouncetopia War Arc, as he may have influenced Mrs. Ounce to attack his former king and assume power of Ouncetopia. This may be because he wishes to overthrow Mrs. Ounce and fulfil his takeover of Ouncetopia without having to fight Big Ounce, for he is the only creature Kevin fears.
* Kevin has a brother, Kyle.
* Periodically Kevin will make “his little noise”, which is a deep, two-toned boom.
* Kevin is either the Bizarro version or evil “escaped from the Mirror Dimension” version of inter-web and social media darling Emmanuel Todd Lopez of the Knucklebump Farm.
* Kevin has a [temporary] cure for his aggression, which is a green food scoop.
* Kevin laid an egg.
* Kevin has eaten his eggs.
* Kevin is chaotic evil
* His beak is serrated
* His eyes go red when he's angry.
* he is a hostile mob
* he is a pancake with a head
* Uncle Ben would not hesitate to eat him if Kevin ate any Pond Amphibians.
* As a responsible father figure, Kevin rolls Karen's eggs from anywhere in the pasture to his nest.
* He was enemies with the Unnamed Goat, yet this goat was rehomed.
* He is an expert at biting the hand that feeds him.
* Recently he has become scared of Uncle Ben and has not attacked him.
* He does not attack other random creatures in his enclosure for some reason, like New Remington
* For a couple weeks, Kevin was completely passive and ran away from Uncle Ben due to being bullied by the Ostrich Hens, but he is now aggressive again.
* He can run twice as fast as Uncle Ben, so Uncle Ben cannot escape him.