British Girlfriend BEGS You Not To PODCAST Full-Time

## Transcript

Hi. I'm home. Darling? Where are you? Oh, oh- oh my God, what is going on? Why have you packed half of the living room up? Hmm? Yes, I remember your best friend from high school. What? Oh, uh, yeah, your podcast? Yeah, I remember you starting that together. I didn't realize you guys were still- Oh, mm-hmm, well that's wonderful that you want to spend more time on something you enjoy so much.

Yes, of course. It's been a really fun hobby for you both, from what you've told me. Hmm? Sit down? Why? Okay. What is it? You're- you're kind of scaring me here. Pardon? You, you- you quit your job today? And why is that, darling? I thought you really loved ghostwriting Elon Musk's tweets...

Oh okay, God yes shhh I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I won't bring up Mr. Musk again. Yeah, yeah the NDA, I know. Oh my love, what happened? You're going to podcast full time? Oh, well that's great! I had no idea you doing so well with it! When you last broadcasted and I watched it from our bedroom, I remember you had four viewers which was great. Did I miss something? No? But- but darling, I don't know if you can support yourself off the podcast alone.

It's only been three episodes, right? Three volumes? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, yes, three volumes of your podcast show. Mm-hmm, what is that on your laptop? Yes, on your laptop which you own, you own a laptop. I've surely never seen a PC in this house. That is your MacBook over there with "Hidden Hills mansions for sale" on it? Oh, oh god.

I- I am bracing myself darling, I am! Yes, I- I love you too. Mm-hmm. And, you packed up the house so we can move to LA so you can podcast full-time? Oh my God, wow! Wow! Oh, oh my God. {crying} Um, wow. Oh, wow darling.

No, I'm- I'm not inviting negative vibes into our space. No I'm- I'm fine, I'm- Darling, this is something we should have a- a long think about, surely? Well we don't know anyone in LA, and I don't know if we will physically be able to live in a nation that has sunlight. Hmm? But it's good for networking? Well I'm sure it is darling, but can't you do that, um, online or something? LinkedIn? Mm-hmm?

It's not the same as connecting man to man? Oh well, gosh. Well darling, I- I thought we were going to have date night and go to the movies tonight. I was really looking forward to it. Hmm? This is better? {laughs} Um, have you told your parents about this? No? Oh, well maybe I will, uh, just go and um, have a word with them on the phone and see what they're thinking of this.

Ah, big mis- um, update. Yes, yeah okay. Hmm? Oh yes, I brought some shopping home. Well, I bought some things for dinner. Return them? Yes, houses in Hidden Hills don't come cheap, do they my love? No. Um, that's fine darling. I'm sure the girls at Agent Provocateur won't think anything of me making another return. Mm-hmm.

Good. Good. Mm-hmm. {phone buzzes} What is that now? Huh? Darling? Huh, darling? Move's off? It's off? Oh, oh darling what's wrong? What's- what's wrong? Don't cry! Shh! Oh my God, what's wrong? You're stable coin? What does that mean? What does that- what does that mean, darling? Are you a stable coin? What? Mm-hmm. Oh darling is it your moon coin? Your luna? Sorry is it your luna, darling? Is it the- the taran- the ted- the trap- the terror? There, there.

Oh, my love. Oh... why don't you have a little lie down while I unpack the duvet. Mm-hmm. That's okay, baby. That's all right. There. You lie down. {kissing} You have a little sleep and we can go to our dinner reservation at eight. All right? Great. Hmm? Yes, I will unpack your blanky. There, there. Everything's going to be all right, darling.

## Fun Facts

### Explainations

* NDA stands for Non-Disclosure Aggrement.
* Stablecoin is a cryptocurrency designed to have a stable price.

### Real-World References

* Elon Musk is a Twitter comedian.
* Hidden Hills is a gated community in the American state of California.
* LinkedIn is a social media platform for business and employment.
* Agent Provocateur is a British lingerie company.