Asherpate's cars series 4 ep 11: 1996 N2O Cola 400 at Calladega

Sadly, Jeff Gorvette was in the big one involving 13 cars becuase of Eugene Carburaski who sadly wins the race. Even more sader, Bill Racellot got his hard crash and would be out for 5 races.

## Transcript

Jeff's hauler: So! You like being married by Brooke?

Jeff Gorvette: Yes!

(later, they arived to Calladega)

Jeff's hauler: Here we are at Calladega!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! Time to win for my wife Brooke!

Eugene Carburaski: Well, well, well! If it isn't Jerk Gorvette...

Jeff Gorvette: Hey! You're that mean pink car! You were dressing up as Billy Oilchnager in my wedding with Brooke!

Eugene Carburaski: Well, I'm gonna wreck you!

(Qualifying)

Ray Reverham: Ok! You're qualifying 11th!

Jeff Gorvette: Oh no! Must have hard passing again!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And the race is on!

Jeff Gorvette: Need to get to the top 5!

(lap 25)

Ken Squier: It's lap 25! Ernie Swervan in the lead with Jeff Gorvette right behind him!

Ned Carrett: And Jeff is gonna try to take the lead from him!

Spike: And he's never won at Calladega!

Ned Carrett: But he may have the chance! Hopefully, Jeff will lead the rest of the race!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Jeff Gorvette still drafting on the leader, Ernie Swervan!

Ned Carrett: And he's gonna try to get his first Calladega race!

Ray Reverham: Inside of the 28!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (passes Ernie Swervan)

Pinkie: Jeff goes by Ernie Swervan and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Eugene Carburqaski drafting on Jeff Gorvette as Jeff leads lap 25!

(lap 40)

Ken Squier: Eugene Carburaski trying to pass him, but Jeff blocks him as they come to turn 3!

Spike: And Eugene can't be wrecking Jeff Gorvette!

Eugene Carburaski: HA HA HA! GOT YA THERE SUCKER! (does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Oh no! Eugene Carburaski does the bump-n-run!

Ken Squier: But Jeff saves it! Eugene Carburaski leads lap 40!

(lap 78)

Bill Racelott: Hey, mean pink car! Can't ceatch me! (passes Eugene Carburaski)

Eugene Carburaski: Nope! GO TO HELL LIKE JOHNNY BLAMER LAST SEASON! (does a PIT maneuver on Bill Racelott)

Ned Carret: OH AND BILL RACELOTT GOES AIRBORN HE CRASHES INTO THE GROUND!

Spike: But he lucky lands on his wheels!

Pinkie: Wow! Bad damage from Bill Racelott! He would maybe out for 5 races!

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace goes through the caution flag to complete lap 78!

Ray Reverham: The caution is out!

Jeff Gorvette: That's Bill Racelott! Just like in last season where Johnny Blamer has that crash!

(lap 90)

Ken Squier: It's lap 90! Rusty Wallace in the lead with Billy Oilchnager right behind him!

Spike: And I remembered that early this season, where one of Billy's pitties put glue on the track to stop Rusty Wallace!

Ned Carrett: I agree with you, Spike!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Billy Oilchnager still challanging Rusty Wallace while he gets a push from Jeff Gorvette!

Billy Oilchanger: If you keep blocking me, I'll wreck you! (does a bump-n-run on Rusty Wallace)

Ned Carrett: Billy Oilchnager does a bump-n-run on Rusty Wallace, and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: And Rusty is dropping back to 4th, as Billy Oilchanger leads lap 90! It's lap 91! Billy Oilchnager in the lead while getting a push from Jeff Gorvette!

Pinkie: And Jeff is a very fast car!

Ned Carrett: He surtenly is!

Spike: And I hope he will win this race, and Calladega will be proud of him!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Jeff Gorvette still pusing the leader Billy Oilchanger!

Spike: Maybe, Billy's gonna help Jeff to win this race!

Ray Reverham: Inside of the 58!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (passes Billy Oilchnager)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette goes by Billy Oilchnager and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Crusty Rotor giving Jeff Gorvette a push as Jeff leads lap 91!

(3 laps later)

Ned Carrett;: Dale Earnhardt is gonna push Crusty Rotor as Jeff Gorvette enters turn 3!

Ken Squier: And now they're gonna push Jeff so he can win this race!

Vinil Topee crew cheif: Inside of the 24!

Crusty Rotor: Ok! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Spike: Crusty Rotor goes by Jeff Gorvette and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Now Dale Earnhardt gives Crusty Rotor a push as Crusty leads lap 94! It's lap 95! Crusty Rotor is in the lead with Dale Earnhardt right behind him!

Ned Carrett: Dale Earnhardt is still pushing him! Jeff Gorvette is gonna push Earnhardt!

Spike: If Jeff Gorvette passes these two, Dale will push Jeff to make him win this race!

Ken Squier: Rotor leads with Earnhardt second as they come to turn 3!

Pinkie: And Jeff Gorvette still pushing Earnhardt for them to pass Crusty Rotor!

Dale Earnhardt: I'm gonna bump-n-run this car! (does a bump-n-run on Crusty Rotor)

Ned Carrett: Dale Earnhardt does a little bump-n-run on Crusty, and now takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Dale Earnhardt will lead lap 95!

(lap 130)

Jeff Gorvette: TIME TO WIN THIS! (passes Eugene Carburaski)

Eugene Carburaski: You can't pass me! TAKE THIS, JERK GORVETTE! (does a PIT maneuver on Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spike: OH NO! JEFF GORVETTE SPINS AND TAJES OUT BILLY OILCHANGER, RUSTY WALLACE, ERNIE SWERVAN, MURRAY CLUTCHBURN, ROOKIE PONCHY WIPEOUT!

Ned Carrett: Alloy Wilson, W.J Lights, Klint Shiftright, James Cleanair, Thomas Tanrev, Andrew Axler, and Darrel Draggered!

Ken Squier: 13 cars are involved in the crash, and Eugene goes through the caution flag to lead lap 130!

Ray Reverham: It's over.

Jeff Gorvette: I didn't win at Calladega in my intire career! Maybe next Calladega race.

(finish)

Quality Care: Go to the outside!

Dale Carrett: (passes Eugene Carburaski) YES YES YES! I'M DOING IT!

Eugene Carburaski: Nope! Too late! (does a PIT-maneuver on Dale Carrett)

Ned Carrett: OH AND DALE SPINS AND EUGENE CARBURASKI TAKES THE CHECKERD FLAG TOWIN THIS RACE!

Ken Squier: He is very stupid!

Pinkie and Spike: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eugene Carburaski: Oh! Hey, guys!

Jeff Gorvette: HEY, MEAN PINK CAR! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!

Eugene Carburaski: Really, Jerk Gorvette!

Ray Reverham: YOU SUCK, EUGENE!

Ponchy Wipeout: My rookie year has just gone worse seeing Eugene Carburaski wrecking a lot of racers and won this race!

Dale Earnahrdt: Very awful, Eugene! So Eugene, you're gonna end up in the Abstract Thought.

The King: I agree, Dale!

Dale Earnhardt: And Eugene, you caused Bill Racelott to go airborn, and later the big one involving Jeff Gorvette!

Eugene Carburaski: HUH, I think they're losers! My friend, Chick Hicks is the same as me!

Murray Clutchburn: WHY! Man I got involved in the big one!

Jeff Gorvette: You guys are all right! GO RIGHT NOW!

Eugene Carburaski: UGH!