Zelda

**Zelda** is King Harkinian's daughter and hero of Gamelon.

## Early life

Zelda was born to King Harkinian and his wife on October 10, 1985. Due to the King's drunkenness and general irresponsibility, the Queen hired Zelda's grandmother, Impa, to help raise Zelda. Around the time Zelda turned eight, her mother divorced, and Ganon attacked Koridai and Gamelon. She went with Impa to save Link and her father, and actually succeeded. Since then, she has become a famous actress in YouTube Poop.

## Appearance

Zelda is a blonde elf who wears a blue vest and a purple undercoat, as well as blue pants with a belt. She also wears a small crown on her head.

## Personality

Zelda usually seems lonely and ungrateful to Link, and is often very shy. On rare occasions, however, she acts as a warrior to help her father get back home. Sometimes, she even enjoys killing people, especially Hectan. While she is not unintelligent by Hylian standards, she never received a proper education and is very bad at even basic math; for example, she can't seem to figure out how many weeks are in a month.

## Relations with other characters

### Link

Link and Zelda are good friends, but occasionally King Harkinian has told her to "screw Link." Things have been going downhill since then.

### King Harkinian

Zelda sometimes has trouble with her father, sometimes because her father wanted to OAH her. This made Zelda try to sue her father, but there were no prosecutors in Hyrule until 2006, so she didn't even bother. Despite this, they are very friendly to each other.

### Impa

Impa is Zelda's grandmother. Impa often goes on journeys with her, but things have gone downhill since the release of the Nintendo 64.

### Lady Alma

Lady Alma is claimed to be Zelda's best friend, but there are some troubles between the two. For example, Zelda broke her mirror against the wall. Alma broke up later in 1993 and hired 2 child actors Macaulay Culkin and Butch Patrick to take her place.

### Ganon

Zelda was once raped by Ganon. Thus, Zelda was forced to deal with Ganon. She's always hated him.

### Duke Onkled

Zelda finds Duke Onkled annoying and calls him a "fat f\*cker," which is likely due to the fact that he once tried to convince Zelda to f\*ck him.

### Macaulay Culkin

Macaulay Culkin is now Zelda's best friend after Alma broke up with her. Culkin, often at times, plays the piano, Hammond organ or keyboard and helps out everyone in the YouTube Poop universe. Link also is the perfect match for him.

### Butch Patrick

In a manner similar to Macaulay Culkin, Butch Patrick is Zelda's 2nd best friend. Unlike Culkin, Patrick plays the piano or Hammond organ and helps out everyone in the YouTube Poop universe. Patrick is also helpful to Duke Onkled, King Harkinian, Gwonam, Link and I.M. Meen.

## Later life

Zelda had operated her own wardrobe at her room in 2011. Later in 2013, she hired animation legend Mitchy Beanson to inspire the comedy laughs of YouTube Poop and posted them on his YouTube and DeviantArt accounts. In early 2015, Mitchy was retired because Link refers to him as annoying. On April 1, 2015, she had a visit from Dr. Rabbit to help protect the Hyrulian members' teeth. Zelda stayed with both Macaulay Culkin and Butch Patrick as of April 11, 2015.

## Quotes

* "You've got to be kidding."
* "Why'd you do that?"
* "You did not."
* "Ha!"
* "But father, what if something happens to you?"
* "Impa!"
* "A whole month gone, and still no word."
* "Link, go to Gamelon and find my father."
* "Wake up, Impa. We're going to Gamelon."
* "Really?"
* "You better talk fast!"
* "Father!"
* "I wonder what happened to Link?"
* "Stop looking at yourself."
* "We were just about to have a feast."
* "Let's go fight Ganon's evil legions."
* "You're not my father."
* "I know."
* "Father, what happened to you?"
* "Hey, Mac!"