2018-2019 Weird AF Tales: Pack-Next Goon Blues Vol 1 3

***2018-2019 Weird AF Tales: Pack-Next Goon Blues Vol 1 3*** is chapter in 2018-2019 Weird AF Tales: Pack-Next Goon Blues Vol 1.

## Synopsis

One lonely late spring/summer night, an irate Arietta Jacks, her boyfriend the handsome Vincent Light and Jacks’ parents Hameel and Meteora enter Fresh Panther seeking Damon Bradley in order to make fun of him working at a grocery store. They’re in for a shock when they discover Bradley is no longer there. They *do* however, find a depressed Draya Freeman and a tired but dutiful *Negory* managing the store. Lenora Hunt, herself sits in isolation, not saying a single word. An agitated Arietta demands Bradley come into the store so he can be picked on and made to feel envious while suggesting she’s pregnant with Vincent’s child. Negory speaks of a way to bring Bradley back by traveling the Multiverse and dragging his body into their store. The group of people enter the bowels of the Fresh Panther kingdom where they find a lizard-hissing hag who calculates store sales, stock and plants pornographic material in fellow goon’s belongings. She hisses a diabolical plan using time runes, black runes and Diseased Cores in order to open a portal and traverse the worlds of unknown lores. To bring back familiar faces from other timelines. The hag opens a portal after the store closes, revealing a dimension to be traveled into. Draya is the first to enter alongside Arietta and Negory, inside the portal they find a store *identical* to theirs. One thing is definitely off however, a month since Damon Bradley left has passed and it’s now pushing June 23. Arietta reveals Bradley’s birthday is approaching and her body is only a month into her supposed pregnancy. The trio hurries into the dimension and searches for Bradley, they find another Fresh Panther-Stagnant Damon who is walking out the store with a big guitar amplifier cabinet in hand. Arietta rushes the Damon and goes over to confront him but finds he’s a hologram. In fact, several Damon Bradley’s appear and they are revealed to all be holograms. A confused Arietta is in awe, believing this new Fresh Panther to be a trap. Draya and Negory grin, revealing they’re gonna be the *first* to find and bully Bradley into suicide. Negory uses the holograms as light projections and has them capture Arietta. Draya licks her serpentine tongue, speaking pig latin at her once ally. Arietta calls out the name of Professor Butch from a hanging framed picture and the shiftiness of *some* of South's End College’s alumni as well as uppity elitists. While her conjuring is *weak,* she succeeds by conjuring pig-squealing women and dudes who come out swinging. They overwhelm Draya and Negory, washing them in a sea of mediocrity and negativity. Draya lunges at Arietta to strike her but before she can land a hit, the two women are transported back to their own Fresh Panther where they return to the Jacks at standoff against a trio of strange people... Hela Anderson, Syl Yessir and Lou Jacobs!!! The first one, Hela declares she’s been seeing and having sex with Damon Bradley after meeting him on a shitty dating site.

## Appearances

#### Main Characters

* Fresh Panther-Stagnant Damon (Hologram, Cameo)

#### Featured Supporting Characters/Summons

* Agitated Night Arietta Jacks
* Gina Gonzales
* Hameel Jacks
* Lenora Hunt
* Lizard-Hissing Hag
* Meteora Jacks
* Vincent Light

#### Featured Antagonists

* Draya Freeman
* Negory

## Trivia/Notes and Disclaimer

*Disclaimer: To whom this may concern, the characters in their entirety, while they borrow inspiration from events, ideas, themes and other sources from the original author's life, they are incredibly different and fictional entities inside the Rage Knights Red God and under no circumstance are they expressing a real person's actual views, ideologies, names and likeness to cause harm or defame them. Any names bearing similarities to any person(s) is unintentional unless stated otherwise and under special permission. The Rage Knights Red God is a work of fiction and solely for entertainment and educational purposes. Please note, the series does not represent events that have happened, events to come nor does it condone the very human evils the series itself is/was meant to advocate against.© Khaliq Trevor X.*