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Glove has a hand in runners' personal safety - 2008

31 January 2008

A Queensland University of Technology industrial design graduate has exercising, socialising and safety all in hand with the development of a personal GPS system worn as a glove.

Alice Yeung, who has just completed a Graduate Diploma in Industrial Design at QUT's School of Design, came up with the Zoom device to tackle two modern day problems: social alienation and obesity.

"My initial research found that one of the reasons people were becoming overweight was because they did not know anyone to go for a walk or run with," Ms Yeung said.

"They said they put off taking to the walkways and bikeways for security reasons or because they didn't like exercising by themselves.

"So the problem was to come up with an inexpensive and flexible way for people to exercise with companions whenever time allows."

Ms Yeung's solution was Zoom, a stylish, minimalist silicon glove fitted with a GPS system that can easily be worn while walking or running and is connected to computer software.

"The Zoom system lets users decide the sort of exercise activity they want to do, key in their desired distance, pace and terrain, and then download it to the device.

"The user then logs their chosen route in either a private or public mode depending on the level of security required. With a password, Zoom allows friends and family to track the user's running route in real time," Ms Yeung said.

"This way they can meet up with them en route or know approximately what time they will be returning.

"The user can alert other members of their group of their route so that they can meet up with them."

Ms Yeung said Zoom was another way to bring people in cities together to form informal social networks of likeminded people that was flexible and able to keep pace with most people's busy lives.

**Media contact:**
**- Carmen Myler, QUT media officer, 07 3138 4494.**
Deez Facts - A Memoir of Deez Nutz

Once upon a time there was a pretty swagin ballsack from China. He loved to drink Chanèl body spray and lick goat cunt ( A.K.A. Luke Fuckfong ). He was obviously a hard core fuckin buddhist cause he's a chink so he was a wise ass motherfucker. He loved to travel all over chink land and rap about how hes the shit and gets bitches, the greatest wisdom a ballsack can preach. Then he discovered how to Whip. So of course since he wasnt a real nigga, he had to post a tutorial on how to whip, when he actually sucks balls at it. So then he discovered W.S.N.A.O.N.F.O.G.A.10.Y. Now hes a full blown motha fuckin PINGAS and he can whip like the shit. So now he spitts wisdom whenever the fuck he feels like it. so your welcome.

**Heres the facts you pingas**

1.) The first condom was a sheep bladder, and if you're like Joey in sixth grade youll cum piss And not actually cum.

2.) licking a wet donut is not like licking a cunt.

3.) donkey kong is the shit
The Babbadok

The Babbadok is an acient beast that lives in the dark catacombs (furnace areas) of the high school. He is the only living thing in the school who actually likes the school food. He eats it reguarly, as well as metallic trash he finds. Sometimes, he feasts on human pancreas, nothing else. Sometimes an occasional kidney or two. He finds pancreas very tasty, but not as tasty as trash and metal. He usually is quite freindly. Once and a while, (sometimes when angry) however, he goes on something called "blood rush." He will then kill everything he finds, Living, dead, or inanimate. He then scatters their organs, bones, ect. And use them as decorations for his lair. (I will add more later)
King Pingas

King Pingas (also called Lord Pingas) is the king of all Pingases.

## Origin/story

King Pingas was born from two Pingases in a barn on a tree in 1666. His father was named Robotnik and his mom's name is unknown, (believed to be mega pussy.) He bcame king of Pingas land because of this: when the great flood summoned by Robert Lousia came, it killed the current king and washed away the Prince's Pingas. All of the Pingas people hated the Prince now since he had no Pingas, so King Pingas became King Pingas. He has since then ruled with an iron Pingas. (will put more later.)
Fractionation Unit

## Handbook Entry

*The fractionator distills various items and refines them into jet fuel for use in some of the engines and machines. Jet fuel requires tar, netherrack dust, coal, blaze powder, dye, and magma cream. Additionally, liquid ethanol is used as a base, and ghast tears are used as a catalyst, but are not consumed like the other items. Fuel lines connect only to the top of this machine*

## Description

The **Fractionation Unit** is the machine that produces Jet Fuel. It requires and consumes netherrack dust, tar sand, coal dust (**specifically** grinded by the Grinder), magma cream, blaze powder, pink dye (**only** vanilla pink dye), and **liquid** ethanol to produce jet fuel. A single ghast tear is also required but it will never be consumed. This machine will consume 250mB of ethanol per operation, regardless of how much fuel is produced.

This machine has a pressure mechanic. It will produce a random amount of fuel per cycle, with it's minimum and maximum values increasing as its pressure value increases. Pressure is gradually built up in the machine as it is powered and its maximum value is increased as more torque is inputted. Pressure will increase the *efficiency factor*, ultimately increasing the amount of jet fuel produced per cycle. The maximum efficiency factor is 250%.

## Notes/Trivia

* The minimum amount of power to get the highest effeciency is 8MW, at 8192rad/s and 1024Nm
Go Fly a Kite

The School of Design and its predecessor institutions (Faculty of Built Environment, School of Architecture, Interior and Industrial Design, etc.) long had a tradition of “Project Week” where for one week each semester all other classes would be suspended in favour of a one week design exercise. In the early 90s as the First Year Industrial Design lecturer I ran a variety of projects with my class. A favourite was Egg Drop and another was the Kite Project.

## Kite Project

I’d buy offcuts and spare pieces of spinnaker cloth from a local sailmaker, dowel, string, etc. from the F Block Workshop and students would spend the week researching and building kites in teams.

Many of the kites followed established patterns from books, others were unconventional structures using unconventional materials such as this polystyrene foam creation. The wind being a ruthless tester of symmetry and aerodynamics few of the unconventional kites were very successful but no one seemed to mind.

## Off to Alex

At the end of the week we’d make our way up the coast to Alexander Headlands to fly the kites on the beach where I’d shoot numerous slides of students working on and flying their kites. All too often hurried alterations were necessary to obtain some semblance of flight.

The most successful kites were distant specs in the sky, almost always flying inland. I recall a couple of kites breaking strings and falling to earth, one on the road behind the beach, another far inland never to be recovered. No one died (as far as we know!) One year the wind was blowing out to sea and a magnificent [[ http://www.instructables.com/id/how-to-make-a-cody-war-kite/%7CCody War Kite]] broke its line to crash into the surf. It looked equally at home in the breakers as it did in the sky. Its owners eventually swam out and retrieved it. No one drowned.

Occasionally students would tell me that the kite was their favourite design project of the year which always made me feel a little ambivalent. Still, who wouldn’t want to go fly a kite?
Bryon Fitzpatrick

Bryon Fitzpatrick was a lecturer/tutor in Industrial Design and Rapid Visualisation at QIT and QUT on a number of occasions. He was inducted into the DIA Design Hall of Fame for his considerable contribution to design in Australia and internationally.   www.design.org.au/about-us/design-hall-of-fame   Bryon passed away in Brisbane in 2015.

Bryon completed his Industrial Design studies at Queensland Technical College in Brisbane, on the Gardens Point site in 1955.  He was internationally renowned as an educator and designer whose impressive list of accolades during many decades as a practicing designer included European awards for:  Movie Camera, Germany and Yugoslavia (1964); Glassware, Belgium (1966); and Portable Radio (for Bang & Olufsen), Denmark (1966) in addition to several Australian Design Awards. His considerable talent for drawing and rendering earned him the title *’the drawing machine’* from his peers and his students in George Street.  Bryon’s award winning work notably also included cars, buses, bicycles, and motorcycles with the BSA Three and Triumph Trident models of particular note. Other roles held in the automobile industry included: Ford Motor Company in both England and Germany; and British Motor Corporation in Sydney.

His career in design education included six years as Chair Industrial Design/Transportation Design at the College for Creative Studies in Detroit where the department was recognised as the world’s leading automotive design program; Art Center College of Design California and Art Center College of Design Switzerland as lecturer for nine years collectively; Rhode Island School of Design; Canberra CAE, Adelaide School of Design and multiple sessions at QIT and QUT Industrial Design between
the early 1980’s and 2000’s. #people#
Oblivion

This is where the injured and sick children go, no body knows where it is or how they get back bu-.... what are you doing here?

"Oh I just came to buy some chips." -Jesse

Ever wonder where people go when they are missing from something impotant? 9/10 chances are they were banished into oblivion. The other 1/10 is that they went to a strip club. No one but Jesse can traverse the Oblivion dimension and come back with some form of memory.

WITNESS ACCOUNT: "oh yeah, everyone that becomes dysfunctional  goes there to be punished. You get your choice of 3 tourtures. The rice fields, rats going up your genitalia and partial Limbo. I don't get tourture, Im like one of the regulars. Everyone knows my name and shit. But jeez those rice fields are fucking scary." -anonymous rabbit creature.

Jake Miller also on occasion goes there. He brings many weapons, including the Night's Dildo. He goes there for these reasons. For one, he goes there to hunt willy dangerous beasts. The second, the girls are nice. Third...

"WERE THE HELL IS JESSE!?"

"Oh he is over there, the long haired bastard screaming about my rice fields, or something." Said Oblivion.

"Thanks!" And Jake proceeds to hurl jesse into a pond for touching his sandwich.

The fourth reason is to barter souls of raccons and other shit to Oblivion. Fifth, because I said so. Sixth, the demons there have a really good poker night. And there are other reasons, but who really gives shit?

AN INTERVEIW BY A TAPEWORM WITH JAKE:

T: So Jake, ever been to Oblivion?

J: Ronan's anus?

T: No no no! The place people go to get punished and shit.

J: Ah yes. My Oblivion away from Oblivion. It's quite nice over there.

T: Yes I see...So tell us about Oblivion, Jake.

J: ok! This is where the injured and sick people go, nobody knows where it is or how they get back.Ever wonder where people go when they are missing from something impotant? 9/10 chances are they were banished into oblivion. The other 1/10 chance is that they went to a strip club.

T: sounds fun.

J: Yes it is. Im sorry, but im gonna have to cut this interview short my freind.

T: whys that?

J: well, you are a tapeworm living in my small intestine right?

T: uh huh.

J: well lets just say the bean and chipotle pepper burrito I had for dessert last night is coming your way....

And Jake's tapeworm was never heard from again. So remember kids, never eat a bean and chipotle pepper burrito before telling your favorite parasite about Oblivion.
Jesse Conejo

## Origin

Jesse Aguilera Conejo (In african, Retarded bugs bunny) was born from the womb of a Venusien slime sloth and a bactiria on a meteor orbiting a black hole 151 years ago. However, because he was orbiting a black hole, time was scewed up big time, and he stayed as a baby for 151 years. Until a giant magical donut hole with wings knocked him out of orbit and he landed on a place called Earth. He is here to this day.

### A theory of how Jesse and Jake became awsome.

The story of how jesse and Jake came to be...

Jake and Jesse were enjoying movies at jesses house. It was time for popcorn so Jake put some into the microwave. At that very moment in the attic directly above, a rogue scientist was doing tests on radioactive ants knocks over a jar of his infected specimens, one of which, without any hesitation, crawls down one floor and miraculously lands undetected. It viciously bites our soon-to-be superhero Jesse. He screams in pain, in a split-second, both men find themselves in a freefall through time and space, that sends them squarely through the roof of an acid factory, and into a vat of acid that is tipped over by an errant alien spaceship, carrying the two blindly on a wave of acid during a solar eclipse on a leap year, precariously careening onto a bomb-testing site, where a cataclysmic explosion exposes our heroes to highly toxic radium gases. Then, as fate would have it, magical storm clouds move in, zapping both men with a neon-plaid lightning bolt and raining radioactive ooze, which, through centrifugal and electromagnetic turbulence, causes a powerful earthquake deep in the jungle two-thousand miles away, consequently unearthing a magical crystal with wings that flies to Jake and Jesse's exact location, and, powered by super gamma energy currents, flys them to open skies until, not paying attention, the crystal clips the top of a Pingas cereal billboard, flinging the two back to their apartment miraculously unharmed.

"Hey, the popcorns ready!" Yelled jesse. And they proceed with movie night eating slightly overcooked popcorn. Then, suddelnly, the reaction of eating slightly over cooked popcorn causes a gamma radiation wave...this tuns them into the heros we now know today.
Vegetable Soup

The recipe for Jesse’s Favorite dinner meal:

1. 2 1/2 Tbsp olive oil.
2. 1 1/2 cups chopped yellow onion (1 medium)
3. 2 cups peeled and chopped carrots (about 4)
4. 1 1/4 cups chopped celery (about 3)
5. 4 cloves garlic , minced.
6. 4 (14.5 oz) cans low-sodium chicken broth or **vegetable** broth.
7. 2 (14.5 oz) cans diced tomatoes (undrained)
8. One hot tub
9. Salt
10. ——————————->

Your done! Enjoy your delicious soup!\*

\*eating this soup will kill your IQ\*
Mr. Sandman

Sandman lives under your bed. He was a boxer who boxed boxes. Now he brings you dreams....wet dreams are his favorite. This is the song that plays when he comes to you at night.

### SandMan's song

"Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream (bung, bung, bung, bung)/ Make him the cutest that I've ever seen (bung, bung, bung, bung)/ Give him two lips like roses and clover (bung, bung, bung, pingas)

Then tell him that his lonesome nights are not over./Sandman, I'm so horny (just like a Triceratops) /Don't have nobody to call my own/Please turn on your magic winkie/ Mr. Sandman, bring me a dreamy

Mr. Sandman, bring me a dick/Make it the biggest that I've ever seen/Give him the word that I'm not dominatrix/ Then tell him that his lonesome nights are (not) over./ Sandman, I'm so turned on (just like a lamp)/Don't have nobody to call my own/ Please turn on your magic uhfejhe/ Mr. Sandman, (stuff a dream down my pants)

Mr. Sandman ("yessss?") bring us a dream/ Give him a pair of eyes with a "come-rape me" gleam/ Give him a lonely heart like the Dark lord ChinChin/ And lots of wavy hair like Jesse/ Mr Sandman, someone to hold (someone to stab with a glass shard)/ Would be so peachy before we're DEAD/ So please turn on your magic Pingas/ Mr Sandman, bring us, please, please, please/ Mr Sandman, bring us a (wet) dream"

"Had your goodnight kiss? 'cause i'm about to put you down for the night!" Sandman's favorite quote.
Bike-powered street food coming to Brisbane - 2012

11 October 2012

Food bikes selling steamed dumplings and other ethnic treats will hit Brisbane streets in January in an Australian-first initiative supported by celebrity chef Luke Nguyen.

Street Food Australia is raising $20,000 through a Pozible crowdfunding campaign to cover the design, building and insurance costs for its first food bike which will be ready by December.

Nearly 60 QUT industrial design, architecture and interior design students from the Creative Industries Faculty are helping design five food bicycles which will be piloted in the Brisbane CBD, Southbank and West End.

QUT design lecturer Helen Bird, CEO and founder of Street Food Australia, said the social enterprise would help migrants start small businesses and share their culture through food.

"Street food on bicycles has been done for centuries in other countries," Ms Bird said.

"The idea behind the project is for migrants to share their cultural heritage. I see food as the ideal way to do that."

Celebrity chef Luke Nguyen, owner of Red Lantern Restaurant in Sydney, is a partner to Street Food Australia, and will help with recipe development and promotion of the project.

Ms Bird, who runs a collaborative design class at QUT with fellow lecturer Billerwell Daye, said two additional bicycles would be fitted with a coffee machine and keg for non-alcoholic beverages.

Fundraising for the first food bike will go towards fitting it with a custom-designed micro-steamer for dumplings, 12 volt solar panels, refrigeration, shading, Eftpos and handwashing facilities.

The other four food carts starting in January will serve banh mi (Vietnamese rolls with pork and vegetables), Mexican corn called 'elote', traditional Ethiopian 'injera' and fish-shaped Korean waffles filled with a sweetened red bean paste called 'bungeoppang'.

Ms Bird said at the end of the three to six month pilot, Street Food Australia would take applications from migrants who received scholarships from Brisbane City Council's multicultural economic development program.

She said the best QUT student designs would be selected for manufacture.

"Students who generate the best ideas will be employed by Street Food Australia to take their design into manufacturing," she said.

"To have their idea built, fabricated and used is a pretty rare opportunity for students."

Ms Bird said the street food program would grow Brisbane's food culture, as well as encourage people to visit under-utilised places around Brisbane's CBD.

"In Australia it's absurd that we tend to homogenise food cultures. In India I know there are at least 20 different regional varieties of food, but here a lot of menus are the same," she said.

"We have amazing weather in Brisbane and we have a lot of opportunities to be outdoors rather than sitting in an air-conditioned food court."

Third-year industrial design student Steven Spooner, 23, is helping design the 'elote' food bike.

"I've enjoyed everything about it," he said.

"I'm really keen to see the whole thing come to life."

**Media contact:**
**Stephanie Harrington, QUT media officer, 3138 1150, stephanie.harrington@qut.edu.au**
Mr. Butthole Cheddar

## Origin

Mr. Butthole Cheddar is a demonic cheese creature, who has a notable apperance of destroying Jake's Pingas. His origin is quite strange. One day, Jake found a lump of cheese in Jesse's locker. It then came alive and started galloping around the locker bay, then it climbed into an air duct and dissapeared. Only later, he appered in Jake's Minecraft world and destroyed the TNT statue of Jake's Pingas.

### description

Mr. Butthole Cheddar was described to of had a huge gaping mouth with fangs, bloodshot eyes. Four long thin legs with talons, and a grumbling guttural sound. And also a great hunger for Pingas.
James mirgan

## The stury of James Mirgan

James's was born in a swamp on january 16, 1666. His parents were mauled by eagles so little James had to crawl around eating moss for two years. To his luck, Shrek found little james, and raised him for forty years. But some aliens had been messing around with the Tardis which they stole from the 666th Doctor, and it ruptured, causing time and space to tear which restarted time to the time james was found by Shrek. This happend seventy eight times before the Doctor killed the aliens and by that time James was 10. Then, one day, James was wandering in the forest when he saw a magical creature named Siri (cannot describe it) he sat down on a stump and asked it a question.

"Siri tell me a story." James farted.

"Im sure youve heard it before." Siri barfed.

"DAMMIT TELL ME A FAKIN STORY SIRI!!!!!" James Yelled. So Siri began.

"Once there was a magical elf Who lived in a rainbow tree, He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf Who was constantly having to pee, One day the elf could take no more So he went and banged on the rude dwarf's door, And what do you know, They suddenly both, Were married."

James thought it was amazing so he reached out to tug on Siri's winkie, but Siri said...

"James, ask me a question."

"Ok, what is zero divided by zero?" James asked.

[the following section has been removed due to extreme violence and gore]

Now that James new the awnser to life (the awnser of division by zero) he went on to become the derptendo 64 we now know today.

## how dafuq did mirgan meet with da squaaad

After the incident with Siri and a rubber chicken and 6pieces of bubblegum. mirgan left shock hut on dagobah and stole the x wing fighter from luke sky walker after 6 years of flying aimlessly he crashed onto star killer base and me some douchebomb named Kylo ren ren mistaking mirgan for that one robot from Prometheus ignited his lightsaber and mirgan then pulled out a green light saber he stole from shreck after wuppin his emo booty star killer base blew up for the seventy seventh time. he flew all the way to earth meetin a wimp named tristan the gray he told him the meaning of life making him all powerful because raisins-erm I mean reasons after that Tristan the gray introduced him tho da squaaadand after realizing James mirgan is a stupid name he changed his name too mcjimmy not realizing that was even stupider.
Robert Lousia

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### Origin

SOne faithful Art class, Jake (Broadsword) had an apple and i (Jesse) had an exacto knife. So Jake took his apple and carved a face into the apple. Argueing over the name we called it Robert Lousia. He is a malevolent master apple. One day, we noticed something strange. A horrid smell and some blood was coming out of Jake's locker. Turns out, he was feasting on the rotting severed hand of Some Random Guy.

 "Dammit!" Said Jessie. "Thats the tenth time this week!"

1. As punishment for his sins, we banished Robert to the depths of jakes locker for all of winter break. While we were having fun on break, Robert was going insane and rotting. He decided to chew a hole in Jake's locker with his usually concealed, retractibal fangs, and escaped. When we returned Robert was gone. Whereabouts are unknown to this day. However, multiple "sightings" have been reported to Jake, Retro-Morgan, Jesse, King Pingas, and also the FBI. These have not been confirmed by any of them. Many say, to this day, after the school closes and nobody is around; one might be able to hear noises coming from the air vents (bumps, rattiling, and a creepy, histerical, and crazed distant laughter) and also pick up the faint scent of rotting apple. One can only guess that Robert is hiding somewhere. (He is also responsible for conjuring up the great flood that supposedly killed Tristan The Grey.)

R as in robert lousia
O as in oh my god its robert lousia
B as in by god its robert lousia
E as in Eren its rober lousia
R as in robert lousia
T as in there goes robert lousia
L as in look its robert lousia
O as in oh my god its robert lousia
U as in U R NOT robert lousia
S as in shit its robert lousia
I as in i am robert lousia
A as in Adam look its rober lousia.

#### Description

Robert is described to be an apple. With a demented face, and a crooked smile. He also has fangs, but these usually remain hidden unless he is ready to kill.

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Mimi

## Quick Overall

Mimi is a OC created by Blue. She is a very immature Minun who unknowingly annoys the other contestants. She is actually very helpful in challenges and super quick, though, due to her personality, she was in the final 2 in every voting, but at the fourth one, her luck was gone, and was voted out.

## Season one

Mimi was not even mentioned in season one.

## Season two

Mimi debuted in season two and was on 'Team Pearl'. She came to the island saying how strong she was, and "Goodluck, you'll need it." She also loves saying "SHA-MIMI" a lot. She had very strong suspicions of Jasper, after seeing his last confessional in season one.

## Season three

Mimi returns for Season three and is placed on Team Morahnz, and was one of three who picked the name.

## Relationships

Mimi is really not on good terms with any of the contestants, besides Sire. If she wasn't so irritating, she would be on good terms with most. She hates Jasper and Shinda the most.
Ore Harvester

## Lexicon Entry

*You have mechanisms to process ore and increase your rate of return, from half a dozen ways of doubling it to ways of increasing that output even further, but this is rather unhelpful if the ore blocks themselves are unobtainable to you and the ore taunts you by dropping its contents instead. You could of course put Silk Touch on your tool, but enchanting is a random and often frustrating endeavor; a better idea would be to make the tool itself carve ore cleanly from the ground.*

## Description

The **Ore Harvester** is a tool with the simple function of acting as a early game silk-touch replacement for ores. However, it does not function as silk touch for anything besides ores. It also has far less durability (180) then its component pickaxe (1561).

## Recipe

*casting tier: 2*

* 2 Emerald
* 1 Diamond Pickaxe
* 1 Diamond
* 1 Stick
* 4 Chromic Dust
Jesses alternate personalitys

The most recent instance of Jesse entering an alternate personality is when he turned into a shit, drunken Australian, Scottish hoe. He really enjoys calling people fetuses, and fetail erections. along with saying everyone was once a fetus (WHICH IS SO FUKIN TRU YA FUKIN FETUSES) he likes to call Scott over facebook and yell drunkenly while chugging rubbing alcohol thinking it is whiskey.

Jesse also turns into a "willy Bear Grylls" on occasion. He tours the school looking for "willy freshman" and the alpha predators..."willy seniors. "

"And here we see the willy senior..." Colleen promptly kicks jesses ass soon after
Jake's Tapeworm

Jake's tapeworm (Tapey) is a large, sentient tapeworm. He does tapeworm things. He lives inside Jake's intestines, and relaxes on his couch drinking beer. He would always talk to Jake, teaching him about life and what the inside of his stomach looks like. (Jake presumably acquired the worm from licking Robert Lousia, but this is impossible since Robert's stomach is to small for a worm of that size.) He lived in relative peace for three weeks. But one, horrible day, the tapeworm was killed when Jake's dessert (a bean chipotle pepper burrito) reached his intestines, the tapeworm was never heard from again. He is presumed dead.

(Unfortunately, the pictures of Tapey were sadly lost to science)
Jake Miller

this is jake. Jake is jake. Jake is not complete. I will birth him later. -Jakes mother, Sussana Oticulous VII

### Origin

Jake Miller XXXV of sascatuan, canada was a subject of advanced canadian space technology and cloneing. Soon he became self aware and maneged to escape canadia. Being chased by moutaineer monks he ran for a long ass time. First hours, weeks years. He ran with out clothes, food or guzzoline. Its amazing how he survived considering he is a human clone. Eventually he found himself in michigan where he settled in the city we know as detroit (official name by the galatic council: Rachet City Beta 7291-D). But he could not fit in because he was too white... Thats rasist, uhh. He was tooooo...... Pedophillic? Lets go with that untill i think of something better. The FBI was notified on March 7 1977 that jake resided in detroit. Jakes meth dealer Pookie told jake to flee so he ran west untill he reached the rural city of estes park. "No one will ever find me here" thought jake. He took on the identity of a school child and is the man we know to this day. And thats how equestria was made!

### A theory of how Jesse and Jake became awsome.

The story of how jesse and Jake came to be...

Jake and Jesse were enjoying movies at jesses house. It was time for popcorn so Jake put some into the microwave. At that very moment in the attic directly above, a rogue scientist was doing tests on radioactive ants knocks over a jar of his infected specimens, one of which, without any hesitation, crawls down one floor and miraculously lands undetected. It viciously bites our soon-to-be superhero Jesse. He screams in pain, in a split-second, both men find themselves in a freefall through time and space, that sends them squarely through the roof of an acid factory, and into a vat of acid that is tipped over by an errant alien spaceship, carrying the two blindly on a wave of acid during a solar eclipse on a leap year, precariously careening onto a bomb-testing site, where a cataclysmic explosion exposes our heroes to highly toxic radium gases. Then, as fate would have it, magical storm clouds move in, zapping both men with a neon-plaid lightning bolt and raining radioactive ooze, which, through centrifugal and electromagnetic turbulence, causes a powerful earthquake deep in the jungle two-thousand miles away, consequently unearthing a magical crystal with wings that flies to Jake and Jesse's exact location, and, powered by super gamma energy currents, flys them to open skies until, not paying attention, the crystal clips the top of a Pingas cereal billboard, flinging the two back to their apartment miraculously unharmed.

"Hey, the popcorns ready!" Yelled jesse. And they proceed with movie night eating slightly overcooked popcorn. Then, suddelnly, the reaction of eating slightly over cooked popcorn causes a gamma radiation wave...this tuns them into the heros we now know today.
The most important page on this wiki

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Invention powers up elite swimmers - 2010

10 December 2010

Forget banned high tech swimsuits - a new training device could help elite swimmers to break world records without breaking any rules.

Sam James, a 23-year old industrial design student from Queensland University of Technology (QUT) has designed the "corsuit" - a training tool which could give swimmers the same advantages as the high performance body suits which are no longer allowed in international competitions.

Mr James' invention is on display at the State Library of Queensland for the next month as part of a Design Institute of Australia showcase, and is being entered in the James Dyson Award competition, which is the student category of the prestigious Australian International Design Awards.

In January 2010, controversial high performance body suits were banned from swimming competitions after an unprecedented number of world records were broken.

"Basically the body suits were really tight," Mr James, himself a competitive national swimmer, said. "A major benefit was that they helped core stability through the middle of your body.

"What that would do was make a better connection between your arms and legs. So without any extra effort, your arms and legs were more powerful.

"Also they helped your posture. They were built specifically to help swimmers keep a straight spine, which is the posture you want when swimming. The body suits also helped with proprioception, or awareness of what your body is doing."

If used in training sessions, Mr James' corsuit invention may help swimmers to develop all of these advantages naturally.

"The device can be worn on your front or back - either running down your spine or sternum, and is attached with a belt-like strap," Mr James said.

"When worn on the back, the corsuit aids a swimmer's posture, by helping them to hold a straight spine.

"If worn on the front of the body, running down the sternum, the corsuit can be adjusted to create resistance, pushing the swimmer out of a straight position. The swimmer uses his or her muscles to push back on the device, repositioning their spine into the correct position. The idea is for the swimmer to build their core strength, so they can maintain good swimming posture using their own muscle power."

Mr James has used the corsuit in his own swimming training. He is due to graduate in mid-2011.

**Media contact: Michaela Ryan, QUT media officer, 07 3138 4494 or michaela.ryan@qut.edu.au**
Svetlana

## Quick Overview

Svetlana is a female Persian created by Sencake who was a contestant in Season 2. Though she can seem cold and untrusting, she's actually a rather nice girl who cares for others. She asks people to call her Svet as a nickname.

## Season 1

Svetlana has made no canon appearance in Season 1.

## Season 2

Svetlana arrived on the Island as one of the many newcomers, and landed herself on Team Diamond. She immediately found a deep fear of Shinda, and tried to avoid him at all costs. She didn't trust him at all, and when she saw him strangling Mimi, she tried with all her power to expose him.

During the Drake arc, Svetlana didn't have much significance, but did free Mavis from Drake's binds, and had to lead the crew of escaped contestants to the hill. Sadly, this got them all recaptured. Her strong suit is special attacks. Her known moves are Nasty Plot, Swift, Water Pulse, and Hidden Power (Ghost). Her ability is Technician. She is also one of the fastest contestants, tying with Clarissa in speed stats.

## Season 3

Svetlana has made no appearance in Season 3.

## Relationships

Svetlana has almost no negative relationships with anyone except Shinda, who she absolutely hates. She has also got a nice friendship with Lucy.

## Trivia

Svetlana is Sencake's first OC. She also went under major changes from her original concept, though he can't remember exactly how she was.
Design student earns high praise - 2004

21 July 2004

A built environment student who designed a soft marker pen to reduce the risk of children injuring themselves has been recognised for his innovative idea at this year's Queensland Design Awards.

Alf Fjelland received a commendation in the Emerging Student Designer category and was one of two QUT students to be recognised for outstanding work, the other being Angela Trusler, who received the Award of Merit for Embodiment, a project she completed as part of her Graduate Diploma in Interior Design.

Alf, who completed an engineering degree in Norway before moving to QUT to undertake a Bachelor in Built Environment Industrial Design), said the idea came to him when he observed a toddler running around with a hard pen in his mouth.

"I thought if he falls he is in trouble, my idea was to try to make it safe if a child ran around with a pen," Alf said.

"I have designed it to remove any potential hazard."

He said his design is for a marker made from flexible materials with an integrated cap, which eliminate the hazard of piercing or choking.

The flexibility allows the marker to bend around and interlock with itself removing the need for a separate cap.

When capped, the colourful markers can be chained together or worn around a child's wrist.

Alf is planning to have his design made into a prototype so he can gauge children's reaction to the markers.

Alf's commendation was not the first time the creative design student had been recognised for his work.

Earlier this year his concept for a chair made from Tasmanian Oak called "The Deer Stool" earned recognition in a competition sponsored by Australian Wood Review and Forestry Tasmania.

Alf is still working overtime on his designs and is currently experimenting with products using banana paper including a disposable hat for music festivals.

- Heath Kelly
Blast Furnace

## Handbook Entry

*The blast furnace is the main way to make steel. Simply supply the carbon (in the form of coal or coke) at the left, gunpowder at the bottom-left, sand in the top-left, and fill any or all of the middle nine slots with iron ingots. Heat the machine to 600C to start the alloying process. The machine will operate more efficiently with coke and with more slots full of iron. The coal is not fuel - an external heat source is required. This machine is also used to make bedrock ingots. To make that, put 4 bedrock dust in the left, one steel ingot in the top-left of the grid, and heat the machine to 1000C.*

## Description

**Blast Furnace** is a machine primarily used to make HSLA Steel Ingot. It is also used for crafting and alloying bedrock and making silicon powder. Placing lava adjacent to the furnace, using a Friction Heater, or using a Heat Lamp are the most useful methods to heat it to temperatures necessary for recipes.

## Notes/Trivia

* In the config file, it is possible to change the recipe of this machine. This can be useful for balancing purposes.
Paris

**Paris** is a Braixen, created by Xena. He first appeared as a maid, hiding his gender from his boss as he would then have lost his job. After a certain event, he decides to try and be a contestant to TPI, and debuts as a newcomer in Season 2. He will most likely make appearances at times during Season 3, as he isn't to be returning.

## Overview

Paris is a moreover quiet individual, often preferring to use telepathy to speak to others than use his own voice. He can be snarky, and annoying; taking great delight in poking fun out of Sesu. He has two sides though, one side being girly - another being his... well, normal self as described above. Paris tries to act mature at times, when he sees fit - but usually just let the others take charge with him following.

## Season 1

Although never mentioned, as Paris wasn't even thought of before Season 1, he is a maid at the resort that the contestants go to after they are eliminated.

## Season 2

Paris appears in Season 2 as a newcomer, after having sworn to get revenge for the loss of his job at the resort. He was eliminated after Drake had come back and taken over the island, and is currently staying at the resort.

## Season 3

He will most likely continue watching the show, even if he isn't part of Total Drama anymore. He won't admit it, but he'll be probably cheering and booing to whatever team Sesu will be on.

## Relationships

He didn't really make any friends with any of the other contestants. He's on neutral terms with almost everyone, but he's more scared of Drake than most of the other contestants.

## Trivia

Never, ever would he admit that he once did have a small, tiny-itsy bitsy crush on Sesu during the first season. He looked up to her, in a way, since he loved the funny scenes during the show with her comments.

Paris is named after the prince of Troy, the one who brought his city to it's demise.

Paris has a talent for voice acting, and can mimic almost anyone if he listens to their voice enough. He often uses this ability just to mock others though, and doesn't really see any use to it.
Shinda Barkley

## Quick Overview.

Shinda Barkley is an OC created by Blue, who was a Newcomer in Season two, along with many others. Shinda probably has to be the most manipulative contestant in TPI history, as of now. He was a huge sadist, yet, when he first came, he hid it with being extremely shy.

## Season One

He wasn't a contestant, but was a newcomer who submitted a audition tape, which was him being all shy and scared to meet new people, but when it started to lose feed, he said pretty awful stuff.

## Season Two

Shinda officially made his debut as newcomer at season two. He was placed on Team Diamond. He was extremely shy and scared when he arrived, but when Svetlana came, she did not trust him one bit. He usually went to Lucy and Sheebop for help, but it didn't work. During the Drake Arc, be sorta broke out of character, and started to use Grass knot to choke some workers. He was also a bit sarcastic towards Celine. Then at the party, after the Drake arc, he confessed love to Sheebop, but, what he did was crush her under rocks, and made it where he got hurt too. He then had to stay in the infirmary for a bit. After Svetlana's elimination, he revealed himself to the eliminated contestants, and viewers his dirty ways, except what he did to Sheebop, since his two greatest threats were gone, Jasper and Svetlana. He later trapped Clarissa in a cave with rocks, since she was the only one gullible enough to believe his lies. After winning the final 4 challenge with Sally, him and her faced off, and Shinda won the challenge, but when he got to the resort, Clarissa escaped and exposed him, while Mavis showed footage of him doing what he did to them both, making him disqualified, and Sally the winner, He was later arrested and is said to never come back to TPI.

## Season Three

Shinda isn't a contestant, but will have teeny parts of him in prison

## Relationships

Shinda has NO positive relationships with ANY contestant. Though, Sally doesn't dislike him.

## Trivia.

* Sally is the only one who knows his real name, Dylan.
* He is the first contestant to be arrested.
* He is also the main antagonist of Season two
* He is the most hated contestant by all the other contestants.
Mavis

Mavis is a shiny Delcatty who appears as the hostess from the merge of Season 1 onwards.

## Quick Overview

Mavis is a Delcatty, and is thus very kind by nature. She is quite mellow compared to Drake, but still enjoys a difficult challenge. She is a mother of two Skitties, Mochi, and Lightning.

## Season 1

Mavis came in on the merge, right after Space Simulator. She immediately made an impression as an enthusiastic, charismatic young woman to most of the contestants. After some time on the island, she starts to show her motherly side, and reveals that she actually has two children. Along with that, Mavis is instinctually a neat freak, and when Flamber vomited on her, she had to remove herself for a moment while screaming through a Hyper Voice. She can also get flustered and angry when things go horribly wrong.

## Season 2

Mavis returned as the hostess for season two. She played a major role in the Drake Arc, and amped up her challenges a little. She was relatively unchanged from the first season.

## Season 3

Mavis is still the hostess of Season 3. She is still relatively unchanged.

## Relationships

Mavis currently positive relationships with everyone except Shinda, Celine, and Drake.
Some Random Guy

### Origin

Some Random Guy (or SRG) is a male, psychotic alien of unkown species or origin. He was belived to be Jesse's son but this rumor was discontinued after SRG said his father was an ameba not an ugly high schooler.

Sadly, his short life of 500,000 years came to a violent end. He bled to death in the girls bathroom after Robert Losia ripped of his hand and consumed it. He died in the fetal position. (Another theroy he is related to Jesse.)

### Description

SRG is described (as shown here in the picture) as a 7ft alien biped who loves giving people "the gun hands" as he called it. This eventullay got him in trouble with the authoritys as he did this once to the 5yr old daughter of the police cheif. He dident know english, but insted spoke in roars and insults to the human race. His blood is belived to be clear colored, but Jake said it was red.
Lucy

## Quick Overview

Lucy is a Lopunny. By nature, she is fussy over how she looks, and is cautious. She is a great group leader, and a kind character. Her ability is Klutz, and she currently has possession of a Lopunnite. She was created by Sencake.

## Season 1

Lucy started off S1 as a happy, sporty character. Despite lasting only three episodes, she was able to develop enough from her base form. As Clarissa started to torment her, Lucy started getting less and less like herself. She started to get rather snappy, especially due to her Lopunnite, which she found in Episode 1. She was eliminated in the dodgeball challenge, after her team lost. After she fought Clarissa, she scared her teammates, causing them to vote her off. Others voted her off due to not wanting a personal rivalry to get in the way. She spent her time after elimination at the Resort, relaxing. Her moves were High Jump Kick, Circle Throw, Entrainment, and Baton Pass.

## Season 2

Lucy returned as a veteran contestant, and brought a completely new moveset with her. She came to the Island knowing Mirror Coat, Power-Up Punch, Cosmic Power, and Entrainment. With this set, she plays an excellent defensive support, and since almost all other contestants are Special Attackers, Lucy's Mirror Coat has won her team quite a few challenges. During the Drake Arc, she forgot Entrainment, and learned Healing Wish to heal Mavis. Shortly after, however, she learned Ice Punch with an old TM. During this season, she is a great leader, and is not afraid to jump in front of an attack for someone. She was part of the final four, but was eliminated.

## Relationships

Lucy has nearly a positive relationship with every contestant so far. She has especially good relationships with Flamber and Monty, along with Svetlana. Her bad strike with Clarissa ended, and Shinda is the only potential character to have a bad relationship with her, though it's not definite.

## Trivia

Despite being able to only learn Ice Punch via Move Tutor, every single Pokémon that could learn it via TM could learn it via Tutor, now that there's no Ice Punch TM. This is why the TM she got Ice Punch from was really old.

Lucy had no definite name at first, and Sencake came up with her in a very short amount of time.