Saul Goodman

Saul is a free agent, having been hired by both the Chatlantian and DougkotanEmpires during the United States AI Invasion. He is an extremely skilled lawyer and negotiator, developing elaborate plans to legally incorporate states into both empires and being able to talk down General Iron-Balls from attacking Dougkota. Saul was assassinated by Jim on behalf of Chatlantis, but returned as an angel with all his lawyering skills intact. He's also really hot.

Saul was initially hired by Chatlantis to legally acquire New Mexico for the empire after they failed to invade it. Saul discovered a violation of the Alien Tort Statute by the New Mexican governor, and also discovered that New Mexico had no actual borders and could be reshaped according to the whims of the government. Using this information, Chatlantis took over the capital city of Albuquerque and incorporated New Mexico into their empire.

Saul was putting in good work, so Chatlantis hired him again to legally acquire the state of Arizona. He discovered that Arizona was actually part of California, which Chatlantis had set their sights on for its vast quantities of gold. Saul tried to convince the governor of Arizona that they could retain their independence if they joined Chatlantis, but then the Emperor of Chatlantis appeared and threatened the governor with death if they did not join, which succeeded, causing Arizona to join the Empire.

Saul then tried to convince the governor of California to join the Empire, explaining the benefits of joining the Empire and showing him evidence of Chatlantis' past conquests. It worked, and California joined the Empire, granting Chatlantis access to all of its gold.

The Dougkotan Emperor considered killing Saul for all he had done for his enemy, but then realized that Saul never actually joined Chatlantis, and he could still be hired by anybody. So the Emperor called Saul to legally acquire the state of Nevada, offering corn as payment. Saul agreed and went to the city of Washington D. to meet with Lincoln, attempting to convince him to let Dougkota have Nevada. They talked for a long time, but in the end Dougkota did not gain anything at all as a result of this conversation.

The Space Pope, who had been in a relationship with Saul, realized she needed to marry Saul in order to have him permanently join the Chatlantian Empire. However, Saul rejected her proposal, and Saul remained a neutral party.

Chatlantis then hired Saul again to reform the NFL, which would be a special resource to aid them in taking over the US. Saul agreed and successfully reformed the NFL, becoming the commissioner of the Houston Texans and the Dallas Cowboys, the only two teams in the league. With the help of the NFL, Chatlantis successfully took over the state of Nevada from Dougkota.

Saul got into a fight with his girlfriend the Space Pope after rejecting her idea for a date to the Sun. After his falling out with the Space Pope, Saul was hired by the Dougkotan Empire and recruited Jim for them, although Jim soon switched sides to Chatlantis after marrying the Space Pope. Saul also acquired Idaho for the Dougkotan empire after single-handedly talking down the Idahoan army from war at the border of Idaho and Dougtopia, and then working with a man named Mel to advertise Dougkota's delicious corn to the farmers of Idaho.

The citizens of Chatlantis saw this as a betrayal of their empire despite the fact that he never actually joined either empire, and Space Pope sent her new husband Jim to assassinate Saul to fulfill the demands of the Chatlantian citizens. Saul died of a heart attack after being shot by Jim. Saul soon came back as an angel and used his newfound powers to destroy the Dougkotan troops with heavenly power during their invasion of Washington, the result of an elaborate plan by Chatlantis to infuse Saul with the power of an angel.

Freshly resurrected, Saul Goodman continued to commit many more feats in the name of the Chatlantis Empire. Saul's most major feat during this era is when he used his abilities as a lawyer to sue God and legally acquire Heaven as a territory for Chatlantis. He also tortured Jesus with rats and then shot him in the head, killing him.

Saul was never re-hired as the Commissioner of the NFL.