SCP-28492 (unofficial bgm scp)

ITEM #: SCP-28492

“Bald Grey Men”

OBJECT CLASS: EUCLID/KETER

Overseeing Personnel: Dr. Zaira Ismail, Head Researcher Gregory Smith, Researcher Andreas Henderson, Researcher Haiden Cho, and (formerly) Dr. Kyle Alcantara

SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES:

SCP-28492 is to be kept at Site-[REDACTED] in a hall of fourteen cells but is to be added to as more SCP-28492 instances are discovered. A Level-4 clearance card is required to enter the cells. All SCP-28492 instances are believed to originate from [DATA EXPUNGED] Middle School in [REDACTED], California. Each cell is outfitted with the materials and tools that each of the “bald grey men” requires. More SCP-28492 instances have been discovered over the years and it is expected that more will be found. Regular counseling and checkups are to be held with each instance bi-weekly. Official names seem to have been given at an earlier date, but it is highly doubtful the names are the ones given at birth. Although they appear to have names, they are only ever to be referred to by their item number and never by name, unless talking to instances of SCP-28492 themselves. Researchers displaying any sympathy for the children will immediately be moved to another project.

BASIC DESCRIPTION:

SCP-28492 is a large group of bald gray adolescents with differing symbols instead of a left eye. According to the attending physician Dr. Ismail, the color of gray reflects how many times they have undergone unethical testing at an underground lab in [REDACTED].

NOTE FROM DR. ISMAIL:  A…variety of researchers have gone through this project and have failed. Caution is advised if one is to ever take part. The risk to life is certain.

### ITEM #: SCP-28492-1

“Xy”

OBJECT CLASS: KETER

SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES: SCP-28492 is to be kept in a 6’x6’x6’ cell with a wooden chair and desk. SCP-28492-1 is permitted to leave its cell in stage 3 humanoid restraints- only allowed to leave its cell if 05 requests it for a lie detector- under no circumstances allowed to leave its cell.

DESCRIPTION:  SCP-28492-1 is a bald, dark grey-skinned “child” estimated to be 13 to 14 years of age with an X over its left eye that will flash red if a lie is detected, however, this does not work on SCP-28492-1 itself. It is roughly 5 feet tall. However, when a member of the Foundation comes into eye contact with it, they will experience an overwhelming feeling of static in their body which can be followed by paralysis if eye contact is not broken. SCP-28492-1 also seems to have almost a different self that on rare occasions, takes over. This “entity” is hostile and is seemingly uncooperative with anyone, even with peers. SCP-28492-1 is not allowed to be taken outside of their cell while in that motion, but very secure interviews are allowed, though not recommended, as with their original state, they are extremely uncooperative. SCP-28492-1 is generally uncooperative and interviews are not recommended as they are often unproductive. Occasionally it is willing to partly participate.

Note from Dr. Ismail: SCP-28492-1 is NOT A PARTY GAME! Do not, and I mean do not in any circumstance take out SCP-28492-1 to use on your peers in a non-professional setting as a lie detector! The consequences are much too great for the poor child to be used freely as such, and anyone who does this again will be moved to a different project.

An interview in the early stages of containment was conducted by Foundation child psychologist Researcher Kyle Alcantara and was recorded by audio, but was ultimately unproductive.

ALCANTARA: We’d like to know why you’ve been incapacitating the researchers with the static.

SCP-28492-1: (Remains silent)

ALCANTARA: What were you thinking? Would you like to tell me what triggered it?

(SCP-28492-1 eye darts to the ground as Dr. Alcantara looks at its eye, attempting to make eye contact)

SCP-28492-1: … was not my intention. Bold of you to assume such.

ALCANTARA: What was your intention then? You’ve caused quite a bit of chaos.

SCP-28492-1: (remains silent)

(Dr. Alcantara looks at SCP-28492-1’s eyes and is immediately incapacitated by the static.)

\*audio abruptly screeches to a stop\*

Dr. Alcantara has formally requested a move to another project in the Foundation.

### ITEM #: SCP-28492-2

“Corado”

OBJECT CLASS: EUCLID

SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES: SCP-28492-2 is to be kept in a 6’x6’x6’ cell with a single plush toy which SCP-28492-2 appears to call “Sir Sanic Cornelius Jinkis Pride Pluto the Lesbian the special agent the Third”. SCP-28492-2 is permitted to leave its cell in stage 3 humanoid restraints at permitted times, as it seems to have similar abilities to that of SCP-999.

DESCRIPTION: SCP-28492-2 is a bald, moderately grey-skinned “child” estimated to be around 13 years of age, and has what appears to be a fried egg on their left eye that has been witnessed to change “egg modes”(as SCP-28492-2 states). It is roughly 5 feet and 2 inches tall. Personnel near or in direct contact with SCP-28492-2 have reported improved moods and increased happiness levels. Another reported ability is to change the iris of its eye into what appears to be a standard googly one. This appears to have no negative effects and is simply an aesthetic change. As SCP-28492-2 is often cooperative and cordial, numerous successful interviews have been conducted with helpful results, albeit alongside unwanted, but…informative bits of knowledge.

An interview with SCP-28492-2 was conducted by Researcher Andreas Henderson, now the primary interviewer.

HENDERSON: Hello, SCP-28492-2. Can you identify what happened in [DATA EXPUNGED] Middle School at the time of the…shooting?

(SCP-28492-2 looks up, and furiously taps its foot.)

SCP-28492-2: Well…honestly? Can’t remember. There were noises, and lots of screaming..and...that was it.

HENDERSON: Alright. Who was with you? The rest of your peers?

SCP-28492-2: Uhh, yeah I think so.

HENDERSON: Did anything stand out to you?

SCP-28492-2: Sir Sanic Cornelius Jinkis Pride Pluto the Lesbian special agent the Third seemed a little scared… I remember hiding behind a bush with my friends in the corner of the field.

HENDERSON: As is reasonable. How did the other researchers acquire you and your peers?

SCP-28492-2: Well, they found us. I don’t know how… maybe they used those weird heat-seeking goggles things or whatever. They all had guns pointed right at us. I remember Xar-wait, crap- sorry I meant, (SCP-28492-2 looks up, thinking) SCP-28492-6 asked them what they were doing. They said that they wanted test subjects but nobody listened and ran and screamed so they shot... So we ended up here.

HENDERSON: What do you mean when you say that you ended up here? We found you in an abandoned research facility. Do you have any memory of that?

SCP-28492-2: …I don’t.

HENDERSON: …are you sure?

SCP-28492-2: Yeah. sure.

(End log)

#### Experiment 1.0 on SCP-28492-2

The subject was presented with a syringe filled with salinated water. Although still relatively cooperative, the subject recoiled and the “egg” on its face appeared to solidify into a full egg and crack while white liquid drained out of it. The egg shape, therefore, appears to be controlled by SCP-28492-2’s state of emotional being and will change shapes as such. The subject was in a considerable state of emotional turmoil afterward.

### ITEM #: SCP-28492-3

“Keu”

OBJECT CLASS: EUCLID

SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES:

SCP-28492-3 is contained in a 5 x 5 x 5 cell with a single acoustic guitar. The cell looks like a basic bedroom, having a bed, a desk, and a chair. Personnel are permitted to bring in music sheets for them to play. SCP-28492-3 is permitted to leave its cell in stage-3 humanoid restraints at permitted times.

Addendum 1.0: The guitar is to be muted with a guitar mute as it has been causing extreme auditory disturbance throughout the facility. SCP-28492-3 seems to be somewhat annoyed but is begrudgingly accepting of the change.

DESCRIPTION: SCP-29492-3 is a bald, light grey-skinned “child” estimated to be around 13-14 years of age, and has a semicircle symbol instead of its left eye. It is roughly 5 feet tall. A reported ability of SCP-28492-3 is a large flash of light on their command which causes momentary blindness, as well as light emanating from the symbol on command. SCP-29492-3 is extremely shy and interviews have rarely been productive in any manner.

An interview was not conducted with SCP-29492-3.

### ITEM #: SCP-28492-4

“Ino”

OBJECT CLASS: EUCLID

SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES:

SCP-28492-4 is to be kept in a 6 x 6 x 6 cell with a single dictionary. The cell has a single mattress and otherwise, has no other decorations. SCP-28492-4 is permitted to leave its cell in stage-3 humanoid restraints at permitted times.

DESCRIPTION:

SCP-28492-4 is a bald, moderately grey-skinned “child” estimated to be around 12 years of age. It has what appears to be a symbol for the World Wide Web on the area of its left “eye”. It is roughly 5 feet and 4 inches tall. It appears that SCP-28492-4 has the ability to “search” the limited Web for tidbits of knowledge that it acquires. Another reported ability is the ability to move objects around them at will. However, SCP-28492-4 is NOT permitted to use this ability as numerous windows have already been broken. It will be met with penalties when used. SCP-28492-4 is often withholding its information at first, but can relatively easily be coerced into sharing information when excited. It appears to be bilingual and can speak Korean as an alternate language, suggesting Korean descent. SCP-28492-4 is known for its foul language and often curses profusely, so researchers should be expected to listen to some…vulgar content.

Note from Dr. Ismail: SCP-28492-4 is NOT to be used to settle petty arguments! Whichever Foundation personnel uses SCP-28492-4’s abilities to settle a debate on “whether you should bite or lick your rice” (and gets SCP-28492-4 involved in the discussion…!) will be reprimanded.

An interview was conducted by Researcher Haiden Cho with SCP-24892-4.

CHO: What happened in the lab with your…peers?

(SCP-28492-4 freezes and looks momentarily startled.)

SCP-28492-4: How about I say that I don’t remember? At all. So we can skip all this and I can go back to the cell.

CHO: SCP-28492-4, this is no place for your mind games. What happened in the lab that caused your coloration?

SCP-28492-4: Well-well there were a lot of needles I guess. Almost every day. And they caused-some-some sort of painful reaction. After a few weeks, I couldn’t even remember who I was.

CHO: Very well.

SCP-28492-4: I wouldn’t call days of constant pain “very well”, but why not.

CHO: This interview has ended.

### ITEM #: SCP-28492-5

“Alvi”

OBJECT CLASS: EUCLID/KETER

SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES:

SCP-28492-5 is to be kept in a 6 x 6 x 6 cell with nothing but a rice bowl and a slipper. However, the slipper is prone to be thrown by SCP-28492-5 in an “Asian parent rage” although SCP-28492-5 appears to be reminiscent of a 12-year-old and is not a parent. It is unclear how this habit has occurred. SCP-28492-5 is permitted to leave its cell in stage-3 humanoid restraints at permitted times.

Note from Sergeant Arnold [REDACTED]: The slipper has been removed for observation. However, about 3 hours later at 02:37, the alarm sounded for a breach in the hall of SCP-28492 with 4 soldiers dead. The slipper was back in SCP-28492-5’s cell but the security footage showed that none of the SCP-28492 instances have left their cell.

DESCRIPTION: SCP-28492-5 is a bald, moderately grey-skinned “child” estimated to be around 12 years of age. It has what appears to be a gear as a symbol characteristic of instances of SCP-28492. It is roughly 5 feet and 8 inches tall. It appears to be bilingual and can speak Thai as an alternate language, suggesting Thai descent. Increased heart rates and fear levels are often reported by researchers within a certain area of SCP-28492-5, albeit with no identified reason as such. Intimidation is likely triggered by SCP-28492-5 itself. It has been also noted that SCP-28492-5 is extremely agile and can run at increased speeds often accompanied by electricity. This electricity has not been shown to harm objects and is simply an aesthetic change. SCP-28492-5 is amiable and generally cooperative, but outbursts at Foundation personnel are likely as SCP-28492-5 has expressed dislike for the Foundation.

An interview was conducted with SCP-28492-5 by Researcher Andreas Henderson.

HENDERSON: What was your relationship with your peers? Are they friends? Classmates?

SCP-28492-5: I’m not sure.

HENDERSON: SCP-28492-4 expressed that it remembers at least a connection with you and your peers. You went to the same school, at [REDACTED] School District. Several documents were left behind pertaining to you.

SCP-28492-5: …

HENDERSON: Has your name always been Alvi, SCP-28492-5?

SCP-28492-5: It's the only one I know. Although I do recall… another name being used for me.

(Henderson reports a higher heart rate as SCP-28492-5 tenses.)

(Henderson presents a slightly torn and wrinkled 7th-grade math worksheet. The name on top appears to be Tee Ayawongs.)

HENDERSON: Does this name sound..familiar to you?

(SCP-28492-5 freezes. Henderson’s hands are shaking and reports record fear levels.)

SCP-28492-5: Shi-shit, sh1tsh1tsh1t-

HENDERSON: T-this interview has ended.

(End log)

DR ISMAIL’S REPORT: From collected information, these children appear to be amnestized (or tortured out) of their names. It is unclear whether the gray color was intentional or if it is the side effect of numerous drugging sessions. An investigation into the chemicals used has opened.

### ITEM #: SCP-28492-6

“Xaria”

OBJECT CLASS: KETER

SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES:

SCP-28492-6 is to be kept in a 6 x 6 x 6 cell outfitted with a desk and chair. All images of SCP-28492-6 are to have its face hidden or censored. SCP-28492-6 is permitted to leave its cell if needed- is under no circumstances permitted to leave its cell (See incident report 28492-6-01). If an interview with SCP-28492-6 is authorized by 05, the security department is to blindfold SCP-28492-6 before any interview is conducted. The cell window is one-way glass but can be changed to block the view from both sides.

DESCRIPTION:

SCP-28492-6 is a bald, dark grey “child” estimated to be 12 to 13 years of age. It has what appears to be a loading symbol in place of its left eye. It is 1.524 meters tall, or 5 feet. When a human views its face, the loading symbol on its left eye will begin to spin, completing a spin every 2 seconds, but will speed up to 0.2-second intervals if its face continues to be viewed. If this happens, putting a napkin or tissue over the left eye to cover it will stop the effect. If this is not stopped, the people viewing its face will experience an epileptic seizure. These seizures, while not usually fatal, have led to 5 deaths. SCP-28492-6 speaks “beginner Spanish” suggesting they took Spanish classes before being found. SCP-28492-6 is generally cooperative with SCP foundation personnel, but sudden outbursts are to be met with elevated force.

An interview was conducted with SCP-28492-6 by Head Researcher Gregory Smith.

( Smith enters the cell. Being blind, he is allowed to do this )

SMITH: Hello, SCP-28492. How has your day gone? Are you feeling well?

SCP-28492-6: I am fine. I don’t care, but I’m expected to be polite to my superiors, so how are you doing?

SMITH: I am wonderful. Anyway, there is something I would like to talk about, SCP-28492-6 or should I say Xar-

( SCP-28492-6 is seen glaring at Head Researcher Smith )

SCP-28492-6: No. You should not be saying Xaria. I’ve been given access to my own SCP file. You will get reassigned.

SMITH: Alright. Anyway, what I was going to say was that I went back to [DATA EXPUNGED] Middle School and found some particularly interesting material. Well, it was not me. It was Epsilon-11 task force. But that hardly matters. They found some old papers that match the DNA samples we were provided with when you first entered containment.

( Smith is seen pulling out some old science papers and handing them to SCP-28492-6. They have numerous pencil drawings sketched into them with the name on the top being Ella ( or Elias ) Balistreri constantly changing between the two names. )

SMITH: It might give your memory a little punch or something.

SCP-28492-6: Where did you get this?

SMITH: Is everything alright? I can not see.

( SCP-28492-6 is shown pushing the papers back to Head Researcher Smith before curling into a ball in their chair )

SMITH: Would you like to end this interview?

( SCP-28429-6 does not respond, and appears to be experiencing a panic attack )

SMITH: I’ll… I’ll take that as a yes.

( The audio ends )

( SCP-28492-6 is to speak with the on-site child psychologist weekly.)

### ITEM #: SCP-28492-7

“Clove”

OBJECT CLASS: EUCLID

SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES: SCP-28492-7 is to be kept in a 6 x 6 x 6 cell with a single plush pillow known as “Pusheen”. SCP-28492-7 is permitted to leave its cell in stage-3 humanoid restraints at permitted times. Although they appear to have names, they are only ever to be referred to by their item number and never by name, unless talking to instances of SCP-28492 themselves. Researchers displaying any sympathy for the children will immediately be moved to another project.

DESCRIPTION: SCP-28492-7 is a bald, light grey-skinned “child” estimated to be around 13-14 years of age. It appears to have a four-leaf clover on the position of its left eye. The amount of leaves on the clover is able to change, and the highest record of leaves seen is 6, while the lowest is 2. It appears to be bilingual and speaks Russian, suggesting Slavic descent. It is around 5 feet and 7 inches tall. Although SCP-28492-7 is often calm and pointedly cooperative, it has been known for emotional outbursts and all must be met with elevated force. When in contact with SCP-28492-7, one experiences extreme bad luck. This ability has resulted in 6 deaths. It also appears to have abilities similar to SCP-28492-5, as it can incite extreme fear of it within entities within a 15-foot distance when in a bad mood.

### ITEM #: SCP-28492-8

“Kali”

OBJECT CLASS: KETER

Dr. Ismail has submitted a request for the termination of SCP-28492-8.

SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES:

SCP-28492-8 is to be kept in a water tank with an oxygen mask- a standard 6 x 6 x 6 cell with a single bucket of water. Requests to interview SCP-28492-8 are to be denied due to the high risk of burning to death. SCP-28492-8 is permitted to leave its cell in stage-3 humanoid restraints at permitted times- Under no circumstances permitted to leave its cell due to the risk of a fire breaking out.

DESCRIPTION: SCP-28492-8 is a bald, moderately grey “child” estimated to be around 13-14 years of age. It appears to have a fire symbol on its left eye. It appears to speak multiple languages which include Greek and Dutch. It is around 5 feet and 5 inches tall. SCP-28492-8 is highly intelligent, perhaps much more so than its peers; and researchers should caution speaking to SCP-28492-8 as it will attempt to manipulate personnel. It is known for extreme outbursts in attempts to escape and will use its ignition abilities to do such. All ignition attempts should be met with elevated force and a water supply provided as soon as possible.

In the early stages of containment, Dr. Ismail conducted a secure interview through D-3942A32 to SCP-28492-8. D-3942A32 is to be referred to as Dr. Ismail for this interview.

(D-3942A32 enters the cell, wearing a microphone and portable speaker for better communication)

ISMAIL: SCP-28492-8.

SCP-28492-8: Hey bestie. I accidentally set myself on fire so that's super cool.

ISMAIL: Uh, anyway, We were thinking of putting in a water take that you are to stay in during containment so that you don't... Cost us even more in damages to the equipment.

SCP-28492-8: Wow. Of course. You never trust me with anything… ugh.

ISMAIL: You did set fire to half your cell and caused thousands of dollars in damages to our equipment. There’s is a good reason for not trusting you. It is either the water tank or a blank cell which is what would otherwise normally happen.

SCP-28492-8: I didn’t know you hated me so much…

(D-3942A32 is seen fanning himself with his hand and )

D-3942A32: Ah sh\_\_ it’s gettin’ hot in here, doc-

ISMAIL: This interview has not yet ended. We will equip your cell with a water tank.

(The cell is shown bursting into flames. )

(D-3942A32 was pronounced dead at the scene.)

(NOTE FROM RAAT: This article only includes 8 of them, and I'm never going to finish this. If you see a ton of underscores, it's because we made this on a school account in google docs and the principle would get alerted if we swore 🤷)

(ANOTHER NOTE FROM RAAT: a lot of these roles are now outdated [Smith is now ABD instead of head researcher and Johansson is AR instead of AAR]. There are a few other things that are now different too)