Constabulary Removal

**Constabulary Removal** is a side quest in *We Happy Few*. It triggers after Ollie finds The Shady Dealer's shop and agrees to beat up the security officer at the Odds & Ends Shop.

## Objectives

* Talk to Bobby Catesby
* Visit the Odds & Ends Shop at night
* Trash the Red Bobby
* Meet the Dealer's associates
* Bring the package to bobby Catesby
* Defend yourself

## In-Game Description

Maybe he's got something I need.

No, I don't believe him either, Margaret.

Now I'll just beat the crap out of Lionel's bodyguard.

Now I'll just attack a policeman and throw him in a trash can. Easy peasy lemon squeazy.

See? I've made some new friends. Oh, stop frowning at me, Margaret.

What's in the package? Is it even legal?

All right, Margaret. You warned me.

## Walkthrough

Locate and talk to the Shady Dealer, who will give information regarding Lionel supposedly robbing him off of his stock, tasking Ollie with beating up the Red Bobby who's stationed at the shop.

The player has to arrive at the Odds & Ends Shop at night between 9pm to 6:59 am, be sure not to attract any more attention from nearby bobbies patrolling the streets.

Once located, the player can do whatever they like to the Bobby, as long as they end up dead or unconcious in the end. When this is done, Catsby's associates will appear around the corner of the shop, go and talk to them.

The woman will task Ollie to bring the dealer a package from them, be aware that there's going to be a couple bobbies stationed where the Dealer is, so it's best to come prepared.

The quest ends after giving the Dealer his package.

### Items the player will get

* 300x Sovereign
* Spiky Suit

## Transcript

### **Robert Catesby**

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Robert: I'm not surprised you're not finding what you want. I used to have more interesting stock. Then Lionel Castershire robbed me.

Ollie: Lionel? Of the Odds and Bobs?

Robert: Sure, wouldn't hurt a fly, model citizen. What do you think his wares comes from? We haven't had factories since the late, great, uh, thing we don't talk about.

Robert: I told the bobbies, but they just laughed. He pays them off, y'know.

Margaret: You don't believe him, do you?

Ollie: Supposing I were to lend ye a hand?

Margaret: You're not serious.

Robert: Le's suppose that bulletheaded bobby wound up somehow in the bin near the Odds and Bobs. There'd be a nice commission the next night on whatever of my stuff we retrieve.

Margaret: You're going to attack a policeman?

Ollie: Don't get all up on your high horse. Who kens what am gonna do from day to day?

### **Suspicious Package**

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Plough Boy: Not me, laddie, her.

Woman: Bring this to Bobby Catesby. You know where to find him. Everyone knows where to find him.

Ollie: What's in it?

Woman: A pound of flesh, aren't you glad you asked? Just give it to Bobby and don't ask stupid questions.

### **Delivery**

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Robert: Oh, lovely, lovely. Just what I was hoping he'd have-- I mean, I was hoping he still had. It's mine.

Ollie: What's in the package?

Robert: Something I might sell to you later, if you're a good boy and don't ask too many questions. Oh, I've so many things to sell you no. You won't regret it.

Margaret: I imagine it's thirty pieces of silver.

Ollie: Judge not, lest ye be judged.

Margaret: I've already been judged, Ollie.