Michael

## the head, and in his left butt cheek. ouch.

Michael also lives with his mainly drunk Stepdad who works at home depot, older sister, and younger sister as his real dad is nowhere to be mentioned or seen (As far as I know) and his real mother was said to have left Michael and his stepdad. It also mentioned that he pooped in his cats litter box- which states that he has or had a cat in which we have or haven't seen an episode yet.

Michael is mainly shown to cry, argue, and bicker a lot, over stupid, or serious reasons.

## History

Michael or Tomahawk ("Michael, I'd rather shit broken glass then call you Tomahawk, do you know that?" - Tyler), is one of two deuteragonists in the stories (alongside David and Stephen) He is mainly known to act like a "*Dirty Little bastard*" And also annoy Tyler most of the time with his stupid antics, questions, or just him being there in general. He is also seen to always cry a lot for either dumb reasons, or a good reason like getting hurt or something- He often gets bullied by other neighborhood kids, most likely for his weird nature and actions. Although, much like *Eric Cartman (From South Park)* , the kids hang out with him anyway despite him not being very pleasant, mainly because he’s just stupid and it's very.. VERY rare for him to be smart for once-.

Michael has a stepdad in which he mainly is the only other family member seen in the show other than Michael's older sister and Michael's younger sister *(Tabitha).* However, Michael's stepdad seems to be the reason for most of his behavior and dullness, a running joke in the series is Michael's Stepfather stating he's going to give him "Ten across the ass!" This implies that Michael either gets harmless spankings or beat altogether. But, despite never seeing Michael's mom at all, Michael's Mother Actually does appear once- and only once in the show, As in the episode *"Neighborhood arguments"*, implying that (in Tyler's point of view) that she was never really there for Michael when he needed her the most and when he needed her in general, and left home which left Michael's Stepfather or FD (Fake Dad) to take charge of him.. which wasn't really the best idea as he hates his guts.

Michael constantly lies to his friends and strangers for no real reason, for example- in the episode *"Neighborhood arguments"* Michael tells Tyler that his stepdad was an antagonist in the show "**Walker Texas Ranger"** and in the episode *"Halloween"* Michael lies to adults about stupid or serious things so that they hand out candy to get as much as he can.

"Trick or Treat! By the way, I have lupus." -Michael

"AH, SICK! Here, have an extra piece of candy!.." - Random dude handing out candy

Although Michael was a sporadic character in Tyler's life, he hasn't seen him since they were kids and in the episode *"Being Broke"*, Tyler states he has been living on his own since he was seventeen-years old, so it's possible Tyler hasn't seen Michael since he was that age or higher, or it could be that Michael was kicked out of his house sooner, but there is no evidence of this. But even though Tyler States that he Dislikes or hates Michael with all his heart, it seems like Michael was a huge part of Tyler's childhood.

## Appearance

Michael has what seems to be fluffy or puffy black hair while he has sticks for limbs, he also has just plain black eyes in what looks like an oval. It is stated, and shown in mostly every episode that Michael is in, that He always wears a red Scottie Pippen jersey With "33" written on it in black with a white outline- Followed along with Venice Blue shorts and Fair skin. Though, In the early episodes, he used to wear a green shirt.

## Relationships

#### Tyler

Tyler and Michael don't have a very stable relationship as they are mostly seen to bicker, argue, or fight with each other over stupid shit most of the time. They're not really seen getting along very well- but sometimes they do which is a really rare occurrence. However, on very rare occasions- they'll get along.

**Status: Neutral/Frenemies**

#### David

David and Michael have more of a "simple" relationship. They don't bicker a lot, nor argue so much. They get along fine- accept for when they ("they" in meaning of the rest of the group as well) play Dropkick, Wrestle with each other, or play field goal. Other than that, they seem to be fine and tolerate each other

**Status: Neutral/Friends**

#### Stephen

Stephen and Michael seem to have a fine relationship. They don't bicker or argue (as far as I know and seen). The only times when they fight would be when playing Dropkick, Field Goal, and wrestle (these games all include the rest of the group.) Overall, they seem to tolerate each other.

**Status: Neutral/Friends**

#### Tommy

Tommy and Michael seem to have a stable relationship (As far as I know and seen.)

**Status: Neutral/Friends**

#### Bethany

Bethany and Michael hate each other. Bethany bullies Michael because he's her main target most of the time, however Bethany stopped bothering Michael after he pissed on her hat. But, she didn't, and doesn't believe he pissed on her hat- but she stopped bothering him.

#### Michael's stepfather

Michael and his stepfather have... quite an unstable relationship most of the time. That's all I can really say about their relationship.

#### Tabitha

Tabitha and Michael seem to have a good relationship- other than the fact that Michael decided to be a dumbass (like he normally is) and teach his sister to swear. And all that he taught her to say was-- Dolphin Dick. Yup, you heard me and saw it correctly, Dolphin Dick. Why? I don't fuckin' know.

#### Michael's unnamed other sister

Na na na na na na na ... na na na na na na

She a slut.