Fiora's Cooking

## Introduction

**Reyn:** Nice! What ya cooking, Fiora?

**Fiora:** It’s a secret! Don’t be nosy. If I tell you, it’ll spoil the surprise.

**Reyn:** Yeah, but... I just wanted to know, so my belly would shut up for a minute.

**Fiora:** Oh, did you want some too? I don’t know if I made enough.

## Gain (+8)

**Reyn: *[Of course I want some!]*** Your food is the best! If you’re cooking, there’s no way I’d turn it down!

**Fiora:** You know... The only ones who ever say that are you and Dunban.

**Reyn:** That Shulk. No manners!

**Fiora:** Whatever I give him, he says it’s tasty. But I honestly don’t think he can tell either way. It’s like he has no sense of taste at all.

**Reyn:** Yeah, I do wonder about him sometimes. But that’s just how he is. I wouldn’t think too hard about it. He eats it, so he must like it. You keep on cooking for him.

**Fiora:** Don’t you worry! I’m going to!

**Reyn:** ***[So... uh... when can we eat?]***

**Fiora:** Haha! And there’s me thinking you cared about something other than food.

**Reyn:** Oh... uh... Did you say something? Was it about food? Hey, don’t mind if I do! Om nom nom…

**Fiora:** Hands off, Reyn! I haven’t finished cooking it yet!

**Reyn:** But I’m so hungry! You wouldn’t leave a grown man starving now, would ya?

**Fiora:** I will if you don’t keep your grubby paws away until it’s ready! Right, that’s it! You’ve had enough already, Reyn. You’re not getting any more today!

**Reyn:** Wh-what? But Fiora...! I told you, I’m starving here!

**Fiora:** \*sigh\* I guess I can’t stop you being you. OK, you can have some more. But only a little.

**Reyn:** Yes! You’re the best, Fiora! Shulk’s a lucky man.

**Fiora:** That’s enough out of you, mister. Go and tell Shulk dinner’s ready.

## Net 0 (+4, -4)

**Reyn: *[Of course I want some!]*** Your food is the best! If you’re cooking, there’s no way I’d turn it down!

**Fiora:** You know... The only ones who ever say that are you and Dunban.

**Reyn:** That Shulk. No manners!

**Fiora:** Whatever I give him, he says it’s tasty. But I honestly don’t think he can tell either way. It’s like he has no sense of taste at all.

**Reyn:** Yeah, I do wonder about him sometimes. But that’s just how he is. I wouldn’t think too hard about it. He eats it, so he must like it. You keep on cooking for him.

**Fiora:** Don’t you worry! I’m going to!

**Reyn: *[Yeah, you might as well.]***

**Fiora:** I might as well? What’s that supposed to mean?!

**Reyn:** OK, look at it this way. Maybe you’re the reason Shulk has funny ideas about food.

**Fiora:** Me? What did I do?!

**Reyn:** Well, you know. If you’re eating good food all the time... You’d just think that’s normal, right?

**Fiora:** So it is my fault...

**Reyn:** Don’t feel bad, Fiora! It just means you have to keep cooking for him. I bet he thinks everyone else’s cooking tastes horrible.

**Fiora:** Reyn, would you shut up? How long do you expect me to keep making Shulk’s food for him?!

**Reyn:** You’ve only got yourself to blame. It wouldn’t have happened if your grub wasn’t so tasty!

## Net 0 (-4, +4)

**Reyn: *[Wait, so I can’t have any?!]***

**Fiora:** Why does everyone keep expecting me to cook for them?

**Reyn:** Hey! You know I can’t cook.

**Fiora:** Oh, true. You are a bit useless in the kitchen.

**Reyn:** And your grub’s not bad at all. So let me have some already!

**Fiora:** Hang on, Reyn. You think I’ll agree to feed you just because of that? Because of some vaguely positive comment about my cooking skills?

**Reyn: *[Yes! I mean, no! I mean…]*** Fiora, pleeeeeaaaaase! I think... I’m... dying...!

**Fiora:** I’ve never known anyone to die from missing one meal. A big guy like you? With that gut, you’d last three days with no food!

**Reyn:** Oi! I’ll have you know this is all muscle!

**Fiora:** Anyway, you could at least help out a bit. The only reason you come round is to eat. I should charge you!

**Reyn:** I help! I keep all the bad guys away! That’s gotta be worth at least a meal or two.

**Fiora:** I don’t know why I bother. Same old Reyn. Well, it’s nearly ready. I guess you’d better call Shulk in. You can set the table too. If you’re not too busy fending off the bad guys, that is.

**Reyn:** Sounds great! As long as I get to eat, I’ll set every table in the colony!

## Loss (-8)

**Reyn: *[Wait, so I can’t have any?!]***

**Fiora:** Why does everyone keep expecting me to cook for them?

**Reyn:** Hey! You know I can’t cook.

**Fiora:** Oh, true. You are a bit useless in the kitchen.

**Reyn:** And your grub’s not bad at all. So let me have some already!

**Fiora:** Hang on, Reyn. You think I’ll agree to feed you just because of that? Because of some vaguely positive comment about my cooking skills?

**Reyn: *[OK, I give up.]*** If you’re gonna be like that.. I’m off. See ya later!

**Fiora:** W-wait, Reyn! Where are you going? I was only joking...

**Reyn:** You were joking?! You know I hate it when people tease me.

**Fiora:** I have to get back at you somehow! You’re always barging in here before dinner’s ready. You even start eating it straight from the pan!

**Reyn:** I can’t help it! You need to stop making such tasty grub!

**Fiora:** Yes, Master Reyn, sir! Whatever you say! Now, go and put this cloth on the table and wait like a good boy. Oh, and go and tell Shulk it’s nearly ready.

**Reyn:** OK, I get the picture.