Who Is Kris? (An Analysis)

hello today i will be discussing a common question of who is kris.

as in like if he died and became a namu then who in the cast could he possibly be? while it's totally possible the answer is no one, or it's a case of his namuself once being in the story and later removed like mj, its fun to speculate and theorize who he might become.

## who can't be kris?

to start we obviously need to rule out any namus who clearly can't be kris. to start i'll rule out any namus that we already know the human version of. also any of ross' characters are excluded by default sorry ross :(

* suroh
* topaz
* volts

i also need to rule out any characters who died younger than kris, though they may be alternate kris' from other worlds

* blackjack
* candy
* toxic (that would be a twist lmao)
* whitejack
* frog
* star
* pyrite
* sam

i'm also going to rule out any characters who are referred to by she/her

* duska
* horus
* chaoul

so i think that leaves

* sho
* jimmy
* cosmic
* sabre
* katie

so with our contendants in place its time to theorize! put on those theorizing shades and jump in!

## sho

to be honest, i have no damn clue who this liddle man is! i mean he shares a few traits with kris i guess. they both wear cool eyewear and are grumpy. but that's really all i've got. the yellow on both of them IS really close so that is suspicious but also it could just be that dan likes that shade of yellow.

## jimmy

this could be interesting! the first contacting namu to be secretly kris would be neat, but honestly i dont really see it. i mean

they're both serious! i think! but that's about it. if anything jimmy is just suspicious in his own right lmao

kris doesnt need even more shade

## cosmic

can you imagine???

if kris was fuit gummi????

i dont know i genuinely cant see this being a thing unless kris seriously hit rock bottom or somthing

no but cosmic is almost an antithesis or something he's got all the chill while kris has NONE also im probably using that word wrong

but can you imagine????

## saber

sPEAKING OF LOSING YOUR MARBLES

WHAT IF KRIS JUST WENT FUCKING APESHIT

BRAINCELLS? GONE. CHILDREN? EATEN.

HE'LL BLOW UP A CHURCH IN ROBLOX

WHAT DO THEY HAVE IN COMMON??? BEING BASTARDS

I WOULDNT TRUST KRIS NEAR MY WEBKINZ COLLECTION AND I DEF WOULDNT LET SABER NEAR THEM

NEED I SAY MORE??

## katie

NOBODY KNOW WHO THIS NAMU IS BUT LOOK!!!

I DREW SHADES ON KATIE

LOOK AT HOW MUCH THEY LOOK LIKE KRIS NOW

THIS IS UNDENIABLE PROOF THAT KATIE IS KRISCO VEGETABLE

LKFSGDKLSLKDG!!! ?????????SDG????

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!

## lskdgkldshdsshhsdkgl

YOU WANNA KNOW WHO ELSE HAS A COOL PAIR OF SHADES??????????

FRICKIN

SCOURGE THE HEDGEHOG

CaNT YOU SEE THE RESEMBLANCE??

WE NEED TO KEEP KRIS AWAY FROM THE CHAOS EMERALDS THE MASTER EMERALD SO HE DOESNT TURN INTO A PICKLE THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT ALL NAMUS ARE IN DANGER AS LONG AS THIS BASTARD IS OUT THERE

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how could i be so blind

.

i know now who kristopher lego my verdego is

kris is everyone

kris is you!

think about it!!

just like you he's:

* human
* wearing shades
* .
* .
* .

it's just....it's the PERFECT PLOT TWIST!

WEAR YOUR THEORIZING SHADES WITH PRIDE PEOPLE

YOU. ARE. KRIS.