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Interbellum II

the pape in the throws of battle

After Kermit’s death, the world mourned and prayed for his return. In the meantime, the war would continue for another 2 months until Dingle’s defeat at the battle of the floating village after becoming supreme commander of the kermitist military. Life went on for many years as even Kermit began to fade out of the general consciousness. Then the new kermitist church was established by HH and Pape ZC.

It quickly gained a following. Soon several ships from Kermit's final battle were discovered and placed into large glass cases; the first ship to get this treatment was the mis doge, a small ship that had been sunk near brown isle. A sect of Kermitists called the Littites set up a base in the mis doge and the Littites and the Kermit grand sect were having a meeting in the base when a fire started the fire is now believed to have been caused by a man named MG. A war started from this fire as the Littites accused the grand sect of starting the fire. Most fighting happened on the ship but eventually, an unstable peace treaty was made. This peace remained relatively stable until ML declared herself leader of the Littites, causing the second kermitist war; she and a cult of furries tried to overthrow The pape, but got excommunicated from the church of kermitism and were exiled to Magia along with some other high ranking Littites.

And so peace was restored for around 2 years, until the un-memers attacked; starting the second meme war. The war was long and hard but eventually, the un-memers were driven off all but 2 of the un-memer islands and after a defeat at the battle of spawn isle they surrendered and their leaders went into hiding. And all was good as a reform came over the church with the abolishment of the complicated clergy system and the establishment of the Papel system. The first kermitist wave came over as the archpriests BB of District 3 and NN of District 5 were given power and kermitism had a short renaissance, but then came the kermitist dark age as several people left the church and the papeship lost power, this lasted for a long time until the great reform in which the new canon was adopted and second-wave kermitism rose. The Kermitists gained much power including archpriests PM and WE as well as grand inquisitor AM.
Ploygrunda

## Ploygrunda

### Anthem

Ploygrunda forever

Ploygrunda is a kermitist nation

It was founded by KB, Pape HH, JG

Pape HH was the 2nd, 4th, 6th, 10th, 12th, 14th, 17th and 19th presidents

list of presidents:

1 KB (2019-2019) Ploygrundian party

2 HH (2019-2020) Ploygrundian party

3 WA (2020-2021) kings council party

4 HH (2021-2022) New Ploygrundian party

5 MG (2022-2022) New Ploygrundian party

6 HH (2022-2022) guardians of the sacred cheese

7 ML (2022-2022) guardians of the sacred cheese

8 GI (2022-2022) independent

9 KG (2022-2022) independent

10 HH (2022-2022) guardians of the sacred cheese

11 KL (2022-2022) New Ploygrundian party

12 HH (2022-2022) guardians of the sacred cheese

13 MG (2022-2022) New Ploygrundian party

14 HH (2022-2022) guardians of the sacred cheese

15 HD (2022-2022) independent

16 BW (2022-2022) Kings council party

17 HH (2022-2022) guardians of the sacred cheese

18 KL (2022-2022) New Ploygrundian party

19 HH (2022-2022) New Ploygrundian party

20 MC (2022- ) King’s council party
Regions of the world

There are 45 regions of the world as drawn by by Pape HH. The initiative was started on October 18 2023 and the map was finished on October 19 2023. The purpose of regions is easy categorizing of archpriest districts.

## Regions

1. Southern America
2. Northeast America
3. Great Lakes
4. Prarielands
5. The Pacific of the west
6. Southern Canada
7. West & French Canada
8. North Canada
9. Alaska & Bering islands
10. The great Arctic
11. Mexico
12. Baja
13. Yucatan
14. Central America
15. Bahamas
16. Greater Antilles
17. Lesser Antilles
18. Gran Colombia
19. Lesser Guianas
20. Andesland
21. Brazil
22. West South America
23. Western Europe
24. British isles
25. Central Europe
26. Westslavia
27. Scandinavia
28. Eastern Europe
29. Southern Europe & the Balkans
30. Eastern Russia & Siberia
31. South Caucuses
32. Middle East
33. The ‘Stans
34. Indian subcontinent
35. East Asia
36. Southeast Asia
37. Australia & Timor-leste
38. Micronesia
39. Melanesia
40. Polynesia
41. North Africa
42. West Africa
43. Central Africa
44. East Africa
45. South Africa
The Angel's Song

An estimated 2 years after the death of thatveganteacher, A Borzoi named Queefus (Pronounced Kwee-fuss) Was born among a pack. Queefus seems to never have particularly enjoyed the training, as was detailed in his trainer (Elming #420)'s journals a number of times.

Queefus displayed an affinity for literature, complex debate, and conversation. In the night, Queefus would sneak his way into the Golden Library hidden away in the church and read and read and read. On the second to last night Queefus unknowingly had to develop bloodlust, he found the teachings of Kermitism translated into Elmish. On that fateful night, the illustrious and sparkling moonlight illuminated the golden library just enough to cast an incriminating shadow into the adjacent room…Elmling #420’s resting quarters.

Queefus ran through the twisting halls of the church, avoiding Elmling #420’s deadly iron dagger jabs. He was almost killed before escaping through a stained glass window, shattering the abstract Elmo depiction pictured upon it.

## The Hunt

This segment details the letter Elming #420 sent to Ms. Piggy requesting backup for the Church of Thorns, translated from Emlish.

"Long live the Pig,

Queefus Borzoi does not display bloodlust. In my attempt to kill him, he escaped.

He broke a holy window with Elmo's picture. Please send help to repair the window and find Queefus. He has been reading about Kermit.

-- 420."
Ability Categories

Not all abilities are created equal. Due to the difficulty that comes with describing the strength and overall nature of different powers and abilities, the Church of Kermitism has created specific categories to help out.

## Ranks

### Rank 1 - Adaptationial

These abilities are relatively low-power, and can be regarded as simple behavioral adaptations: certainly helpful, but nothing to write home about. examples:
Elmo

Elmo in a suit

## Appearances

### Appears in

first coming, interbellum I, elmo's exile, robin the frog origins, spawn of elmo documented

### Debut

first coming

**Elmo** is a sub-god who craves power. He killed Kermit during his First Coming, but when Kermit returned, he knew he needed a bigger and better plot if he wanted to destroy the frog god.
AM

AM
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AM with da kermit drip that he wears literally every day (face censored)

AM is an archpriest representing District 10. He is the first (non-pape) archpriest of a racial minority in 'murica. He is the sect leader for the Sacrificial sect.

## History

He became friends with Pape HH shortly after meeting him he also became friends with TH at the same time. During the second wave of Kermitism he was converted to Kermitism and helped fight in the war against the church of animeism. After this he founded the Sacrificial sect which had fewer members than the grand Kermitist sect. A month later he was promoted to grand inquisitor by Pape HH and PM. He helped fight against The hog-rider clan in the first hog-rider war being instrumental in its start. He had a controversial role in The Second Hog Rider War after trapping TH’s leg under a log.

## Controversies

AM’s status as leader of the sacrificial sect is controversial as the sect is controversial due to its name being misconstrued as Pape HH has banned human sacrifice so it’s solely about sacrificing objects now. As previously stated he played a controversial role in the second hog rider war which was one of the major points of tension after the fallout as RM showed it as a sign of the barbarism of Kermitism. He gained controversy in April and May of 2023 (Kermitist year II) for rumors of him stating that he founded Kermitism and that the wiki wasn’t canon and that BM/LM wasn’t an archpriest, he was confronted about this and the charges of treason were dropped as they were unsubstantiated. He also left for the milk before the third coming to the horrible, dreaded, controversial, enemy school Keloggs; he is currently promoting the Kermitism religion there.
Subreddit

A **Subreddit** is the Upvotian equivalent of a State or Province.

Instead of being referred to as "The Subreddit of [\_\_\_]", subreddits would be referred to as "r/[\_\_\_]".

## Subreddits

* Alpha Male
* Antiwork
* Ban Video Games
* Crappy Design
* Forbidden Zone
* GachaLifeCringe
* Karenia (Capital)
* Mildly Infuriating
* 50/50
Emperor Norton

His imperial majesty

Protector of Mexico

Norton the great

Saint Joshua Abraham Norton also known as Emperor Norton I of America is a saint in kermitism and the former emperor of 'murica. He is also a Second-class saint in Discordianism and is also an important figure in the lore of Molossia.

## Life and times

His imperial majesty was born in Kent, Bri'ish isles on February 4 1818, it is said Kermit even in death shed a tear at the sight of this child’s birth. He spent much of his childhood in South Africa. He arrived in San Francisco in around 1849 and was recorded as being one of the more prosperous citizens in 1852. In 1852 he made a terrible purchase of rice. He filed for insolvency in 1856. On September 17 1859 he became Emperor of 'murica which he would be for 21 years until his unfortunate demise. On October 12 1859 he dissolved the ‘murican congress, this was ignored. In 1862 he called upon the Catholic and Protestant churches to publicly declare him emperor trying to fix the problems that had led to the ‘Murican civil war. In 1869 he attempted to abolish the political parties of 'murica, which too failed. He made it a misdemeanor to say the horrible word still taboo in Kermitism to this day “Frisco” instead of “San Francisco” by saying “Whoever after due and proper warning shall be heard to utter the abominable word "Frisco", which has no linguistic or other warrant, shall be deemed guilty of a High Misdemeanor, and shall pay into the Imperial Treasury as penalty the sum of twenty-five dollars.” He called to form a League of Nations something that would not be completed until after the Great war. He wished for bridges to be placed around San Francisco. He died January 8 1888 he now rests in Kermso.

## Veneration

Norton is regarded as a saint in Discordianism and in Molossia. He was canonized as a saint in kermitism October 3 2023 (Kermitist year II) by Pape HH citing his greatness and importance to humanity and Kermitism as a whole. His feast day is February 4th and he is the patron saint of: San Francisco, Micronations, Monarchs, and Rice.
Fuji Aiko

"スタラザブラツ!"

**Fuji Aiko** (藤愛心) is an Anime god and magical girl from Japan. Her first name is Aiko and her last name is Fuji, but in Japanese the surname comes before the given name. Aiko is known for her magical laser arm which can cut through enemies. She primarily resides in the void but occasionally comes down to earth when something interesting is happening.

Aiko was born with only one arm, so she built herself laser-shooting prosthetic arms to allow her to channel her star laser. Aiko sees humans as simple bugs, she can't empathize with them because from her perspective, humans are barely self-aware. Then again, she rarely interacts with them. Aiko can often seem cold and distant, but she does care, she just may have to kill a few people before she starts to show it.

Fuji Aiko once attempted to eradicate Ohio but was found out and stopped by Kermit her beam hitting the Chicago bean and opening the rift to the Golden dimension

## Gallery

Aiko's attempt to eradicate Ohio using her heavy duty prosthetic
Megauno

Megauno is the official card game of kermitism it is played with an uno deck. It can only be played in multiples of 2, matches last around 45 minutes to an hour.

## Rules

1. always consult the rule book
2. you split the deck in half there is no draw pile you draw from the main stack
3. if you have a 7 you put down 2 cards the non 7 card goes on top and is now the new color
4. If you have a “perfect match” (same color and number) put down 2 cards
5. the stacking limit of draw cards is 6
6. draw 4s do not count as wilds
7. After drawing from the main stack the card left on top is the new color
Kermit

Kermit

Gallery

Quotes

**Kermit**, otherwise known as the god of the universe, is a higher being. He is best known for his master battle plans and interesting children, as well as being the creator of nearly everything known to anyone.

He created this world and he can take you out of it...

## History

Kermit considers his early days in Jim Henson's void largely unhappy, as a primary god not only was he incredibly lonely but he was never granted the gift of childhood; from the moment he was born his body ached and his mind even more so, forced to carry the burdens of the world on his back.

Kermit learned to cope, but it was difficult as a sudden adult. A child's brain is a sponge, it soaks up everything you give it and it keeps it there as long as it can. Adult brains aren't the same; they're slow, they're hesitant, they've learned not to soak everything in for fear of being hurt.

When creating the sub-gods Kermit gifted them with a childhood; an opportunity to be free of responsibility; to have sponge brains and happy heart free from the burden of knowledge. Many of them would be forced to rush that delicate process, he knew...but a chance was better than none.

## Relationships

### Ms. Piggy

Ms. Piggy and Kermit were married for nearly three millennia before Kermit discovered Ms. Piggy cheating with Elmo. They have been sworn enemies ever since. Kermit dislikes Ms. Piggy due to her violent and dramatic nature, as well as her manipulation towards vulnerable parties. Ms Piggy dislikes Kermit because she feels he pressured her into always being quite, submissive, and perfect; stifling her thoughts and opinions. Kermit has apologised for this, but Ms. Piggy claims "The damage has already been done."

### Quandale Dingle

Quandale Dingle and Kermit are best friends: Quandale's mindblowing battle-iq and his close relationship with Kermit landing him the role of General in the original Kermitist Army. Quandale caught feelings for the godly frog, feelings that would persist through the rest of his life: but out of respect for Kermit and his situation, Quandale swore to never let anyone know how he felt about Kermit. He would stand by his side as a friend, and nothing more...To this day, Kermit does not know of Quandale's crush on him. Well, he'll probably find out soon, since this is being shared publicly. Crap. My bad, Quandale.

## Playlist

* Gilded Lily - Cults
* Obtuse - NUMBEROCK
* Space Song - Beach house
* As The World Caves In - Matt Maltese
* I bet on losing dogs - Mitski
* Rises The Moon - Liana Flores
Myotragus

**Myotragi**, also known as cave-goats or mouse-goats, are polite and intimidating creatures reining from southeast Eribbita. Their eyes are on the front of their head as opposed to the sides.

## Abilities

The Myotragus scares off predators with its formidable stare, making its hunters uncomfortable enough to think twice about eating it. The Myotragus has formidable amounts of metal in its sharp horns, which they use to stab and to conduct powerful electrical currents towards their enemy. This function of the horns, known as "jolting", is only used as a last-ditch effort as to prevent the accidental electrocution (and subsequent injury or death) to the user.
Grand kermitist temple

the grand kermitist temples are two temples one of them destroyed during the fourth meme war. the old one was bombed by kermukes however everything but Quandle Dingle's tomb was saved. the new one is nearly identical to the original. it has 5 floors each with several artifacts and other such things.

list of things for each floor:

floor 1-the temple saint's relics.

floor 2-replica tomb of Quandle Dingle, the body of quentillus trillus, the eternal blue flame

floor 3-death pit, water room, the last opina dripleaf

floor 4-frog room, cross room, artifacts room, department of canine relations, happy vacation! (leads to death pit), the infestation

floor 5-morris' alter, throne of The pape

btw this was the 100th page of the wiki
The hole

***The Hole*** is a maximum security prison. It has held the worst of the worst over its long history with the KBI.

## Inmates

DC (formerly) - Leader of the church of animeism. He had been briefly at war with Kermitism he was captured and spent a brief time in the prison.

TH (formerly) - Hog-rider general, spent 2 stays in the hole. The first was for stealing a total of two artifacts and the second was as a P.O.W during the Hog Rider War.

RM (formerly) - Hog-rider leader. was captured for stealing 2 artifacts and spent prison time with TH

AV (formerly) - Archpriest. was briefly a fugitive wanted for several crimes he was captured and spent a short stay before escaping and his charges being dropped.
Archpriests

Archpriest is the second highest ranking kermitist rank they hold great power and rule over a neighborhood/city.

## Archpriests

Pape HH (pape) - District 1, Capital districtBB - District 3 (formerly), District 4NN - District 5PM - District 6WE - District 7MM - District 9AM - District 10BM/LM - District 11Dragoncheez - District 11Pape ZC (Pape) - District 2 (formerly), Capital District (formerly)AV - District 8 (formerly)AH - District 12 (disputed)
## District

a district is the domain of an archpriest they have near complete control over a district.

the following are the current fully recognized districts

District 1 - Pape HHDistrict 2 - n/aDistrict 3 - n/aDistrict 4 - BBDistrict 5 - NNDistrict 6 - PMDistrict 7 - WEDistrict 8 - n/aDistrict 9 - MMDistrict 10 - AMDistrict 11 - DragonCheez and BM/LM
Operation New beginnings

### Participants

BM/LM, AM, PM, WE, LW (Operation AI is ass)BM/LM, Pape HH (Operation MASI & Operation daylight savings)

Operation New beginnings is an overarching operation with the goal of improving the wiki.

## The 3 inner operations

Operation AI is ass - an operation to remove AI images from the wiki

Operation MASI - Mass Article Stub Improvement, an operation to flesh out article stubs

Operation daylight savings - an operation to integrate a slideshow known as "Harove" into the official canon
Second Coming

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The battle between Kermit and the Skeletal Rider

Ages of Kermit's absence had plunged the kermitists into suffering and misery, but a loyal group of Necromancers were able to successfully assemble Kermit's jaw bone and use it to revive him. The first thing the newly reborn Kermit did was fly to Ohio to absorb Elmo's powers, leaving an empty, withered husk where Elmo once stood; however, Kermit didn't realize that Elmo had a contingency plan.

Soon after this, Kermit discovered the existence of the un-memers and quickly decided he *had* destroy them before they gained too much power. Little did he know, this decision would send shockwaves throughout history: triggering the first meme war. Kermit appointed the sub-god Doge as the leader of his navy, and the sub-god Quandale Dingle as the general of his army. With his army prepared, Kermit and the others went to war. Kermit soon got word that Doge's fleet was destroyed during a naval assault on the HQ of the un-memers and Doge had perished. This news greatly impacted Kermit. He spent any and all free time sobbing over the death of his closest friend, his son...despite the depression that had befallen Kermit due to Doge's death, he still worked hard for his followers. He didn't want Doge's death to be in vain. He couldn't stop fighting until he won the war or died trying. At every chance he had, Kermit told Doge's story. He sement Doge as a legend in the eyes of Kermitists worldwide. Kermit soon decided to sail to the island of El which had been under siege by the un-memers for several days. Whilst on the island, Kermit discovered a creature known as *the skeletal rider,* the ideal warrior bred by Kermit's enemies. The skeletal rider had many terrifying abilities, including the ability to transform its opponent into a skeleton, switching body parts for body parts and slowly depleting the power of its opponent until the skeletal rider has taken their place, and where their enemy once stood is simply a pile of bones...Kermit was horrified at the pace at which the un-memers were advancing. Kermit was able to overcome his foe but was force to flee El island after his army was crushed by the un-memers on the island. This was the beginning of the end for Kermit.

## Kermit’s last stand

Kermit after his crushing defeat at the battle of El island had devised a plan to destroy the un-memers, the plan was he would send a fleet in the cover of night to bombard the Un-memer’s headquarters on Rati island. Two days after this plan was made the fleet took sail and all was going According to plan until an inexperienced sailor fired a shot at an un-memer camp which alerted the un-memers to their presence. Kermit’s fleet was holding until a massive explosion rocked his flagship casting kermit overboard into the cold water his ship sank shortly afterward. Kermit was hauled from the wreckage by un-memers and shipped to mt.boomer where Kermit was crucified and died overlooking the seas he had created.
E-folk

E-folk (Homo Electronica) are a strange species of hominid found throughout the world.

## Mating ritual

The mating ritual of the E-folk is poorly understood but seems to involve a tapping of the head by an E-boy with his eyes rolling back, if an E-girl is interested she will do an ahegao face.

An E-boy attempting to seduce an E-girlThe response performed by the demon of lust herself
Kermit’s last toast

Kermit had gathered his nearest friends and family before he went to finish the unmemers by crushing their last strong hold the unmemer isles see he had just recently with quandale finished off all their mainland claims and he had gatherd doge, quandale, sigma, robin, as well as patrick and spongebob spongebob poured out a glass of champagne to each of them little did kermit know that was the last good thing that would happen to him that life
Praying

Praying in kermitism is the practice of speaking to Kermit or specific Sub-gods. There are 3 main ways to pray.

## Methods

### Method I.

the worshiper will touch their hands together standing up while looking either towards the sky if outside or bowing towards the ground if inside. Tips of fingers with be touching the lips. This prayer is usually used if one has a wish that they want granted.

### Method II.

the worshiper will kneel on the ground looking down hands are touched and the middle finger tips touch the chin this will traditionally be done indoors. It is mostly used if divine help is wanted in a time of great need (example: before a battle or in time of mourning).

### Method III.

the worshipper will clasp their hands together kneel before bending over (head near the ground, butt in the air). This is traditionally done indoors and is generally used as a show of respect to a divine force.
Operation porcine dismount

PM

MM

Operation porcine dismount was an operation to overthrow RM and instate TH as the new leader.

## Planning

Pape HH had been planning a separate operation under the same name that would wipe out The hog-rider clan. This however was shot down by a council made of PM, WE, AV and BM. When a different operation using the same name was made it was accepted. This operation’s plan was to ambush RM and his commanders with kermitist forces and TH. the goal was to have a Kermitist sympathizer as the new leader which would hopefully mean that negotiations would peacefully happen. Pape HH instructed MM to conduct an interview of RM in which he stated his hatred for Kermitism. It was shortly after that drafts were written up by Pape HH. A few days before the operation was supposed to take place Pape HH asked TH his opinion and he agreed.

## Operation

Pape HH began speaking to RM as TH began to sneak up on him. When TH struck it caused lots of confusion on both sides as the kermitists weren’t ready. TH ended up being driven off and seeing failure Pape HH ordered a retreat.

## Aftermath

TH was removed from his post in the hog riders and it is suspected he was excommunicated. TH ended up joining the Kermitist mercenaries and rose to a high rank. Relationships with The hog-rider clan improved after dialogue between Pape HH and RM.
OT

OT
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OT is a Dino pincho who has an extreme hate for Kermit when asked why he says "it's because your weird your god is fake". his favorite quotes are "your god is fake and sucks" and "f\*%& kermit". He is associated with The hog-rider clan and his joining was a major contributing factor to the Second Hog Rider War.
Operation TFBMSA

Operation Two Fisted Big Muscle Sex Appeal (Operation TFBMSA for short) was a day-long operation where Pape HH and Bear McBearyson teamed up to reveal the secrets of Mike Marvel's powers. This required extensive research into the history of Two Fisted Big Muscle Sex Appeal, the history of the Rhombus, and the ancient ways of "le epik buff".

## Preparation

While Pape HH collected information on Mike Marvel, Bear was busy using a cursed dating app and flirting with a stoned deer.
BM/LM - Quotes

Bear

Gallery

Quotes

## Quotes From Bear

"I'm gay."

"Balls aren't just funni, in fact, I'd go as far to say that testicles are humorous. If we're being truly candid, I'd even note the combined existence of the Vas Defrens, the Epididymis, the Testis, and the Scrotum is comedic in nature."

"PM DON'T YOU DARE WE LITERALLY HAD YOU PINNED TO THE WALL/GROUND LIKE SEXY ANIME BOYS AND THEN THE WHISTLE BLEW. OPERATION THURSDAY IS NOT DEAD DAMMIT!!!!1!"

"WHAT THE HELL."

## Quotes Concerning Bear

"BM YOU DID NOT HAVE ME PINNED I COULDVE WRIGGLED OUTTA THERE AT ANY POINT OPERATION THURSDAY WAS A COMPLETE FAILURE AND YOU KNOW IT"
Jeremy Bentham

Saint Jeremy Bentham is a saint in kermitism, he was also a philosopher, jurist, and social reformer.

## Life & times

Bentham was born on the 15th of February 1748 to Jeremiah Bentham and Alicia Woodward. He was found reading a multi volume book on the history of the Bri'ish isles while a toddler and studied Latin at age 3. At 7 he would perform Sonatas at dinner parties. When he was 8 his brother Samuel was born. When he was 12 his father sent him to Queen’s college where he got his bachelor’s degree. He studied as a lawyer but never actually practiced. He mocked the ’murican Political philosophy shortly after the ‘murican Declaration of Independence. In the 1780s there was some weird things involving Abortive prisons. He was a correspondent of several influential people of his time. In 1823 he founded (along with James mill) The Westminster Review which would last until 1914. In 1831 he proposed the founding of a colony in southern Down under. He sadly died on June 6 1832. His body was preserved (though the head ended up jacked up) and is now on display as his “Auto icon”.

## Views

Jeremy Bentham was a very progressive man for his time.

## Veneration

Bentham was canonized by Pape HH on October 26 2023 for his “numerous achievements in the advancements of the human race easily recognized by Kermit as one of his favored children”. His feast day is February 15. He is the patron saint of: Philosophers, London, and Utilitarianism.
Sigma

**Sigma** is a sub-god and the sibling of Gigachad. They are a spy and an assassin, their life goal is to destroy Elmo and avenge the death of their brother. They are a shapeshifter and their true form is unknown. Sigma's famous resting face is known as the "Sigma Face".

Sigma is known for being a "W" person. Sigma isn't about getting women, they're about respecting women. Sigma can often be found at charity instituions, pride parades, protests for equal rights, and Italian restaurants. Sigma smiles at strangers and gives money and warm meals to homeless people. They use social media for entertainment, but also to promote healthy living and self-care.

## History

Sigma was born during Kermit's slumber, and spent most of their young days laughing when the teacher made a bad joke and befriending the kids who got bullied.

When Gigachad died, Sigma was dumbfounded and horrified. They then decided to dedicate their life to continuing their brother's legacy and avenging his death.

## Gallery

Sigma entering their resting positionSigma drawn by Bear on whiteboard 83510492-5263-7786
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Derian

By Pape HH

interloper-Eidolon

intruder-Eidolon

skull faced demon-Maghana

dad-Maghana

Maghana (adopted daughter)

Lord Derian is a member of The 50 lords. He is the demonic lord of forests. in his true form he has a deer skull for a head and is 9 feet tall with sharpened claws with hooves. In his human disguise he has green eyes and hair with small twig like antlers. he has the special ability to create forests at will.
The lost ages

the lost ages is the time in between Jim Henson creating the void and Kermit existing this may have only been a few seconds or it could have been hundreds of eons we simply do not know however this is when the swamp scroll was made by the lost a now extinct being or simply asleep as it did sleep frequently as we can gather from the swamp scroll.
Saint Richard

Saint Richard’s leftovers

Saint Richard was a soldier in the Kermitist army. During the battle of el island he jumped in front of Kermit and was shot by an arrow. He died in Kermit’s arms from his wound. Kermit buried him in a small grove on a nearby island.

## Veneration

Richard was 1 of 4 saints to be considered canon before papes started canonizing saints. He is the patron saint of: Sacrifice. His feast day is: June 7.
The seal of Pape HH

the seal of Pape HH is the official seal of all documents and other such items signed by Pape HH since April 24 2023. it depicts a black ouroboros with a white eye a stylized version of "HH" is written across it with the latin word Rex under it meaning king or in this case more just leader in general. the Ouroboros is meant to represent the eternity of Kermitism.
Archeball

Archeball was made the official sport of Kermitism on March [ill add date later] 2023. it was created by The pape, PM and WE after a couple rounds of Russian roulette and a fight scene.

it is similar to baseball but with a (non dangerous) arrow and a grabber hand holding the bat

the pitcher uses a standard issue Archeball bow to 'pitch' (shoot) a dart arrow. The batter will hold a grabber hand which in turn holds a wide bat their goal is to hit the dart and circle around once to reach their chair (home). There are 2 bases and a home base. 3 strikes and you're out and whatnot.

there has currently only been one game ever played between Pape HH, PM and WE. WE was the victor due to the small amount of people it was every man for himself.
Golden dimension

The moon in the Golden dimension

The golden dimension is a parallel universe where everything went perfect. Gold Gigachad and Gold Doge (the golden universe version of gigachad and doge respectively) are alive, Golden Kermit is still on his First Coming, and Ohio was defeated. it was discovered by our dimension when Fuji Aiko was prevented from eradicating ohio and the state destroying beam hit the chicago bean which resulting in a rip in space time.
Pape

The Pape is the highest ranking kermitist. They were called the leader then it was changed to head priest and finally to pape.

these are the papes in order

Pape ZC (2022-2022)

Pape HH (2022- )

## heir apparent to papehood

the heir apparent is the chosen successor of the pape the current heir is PM

heirs:

Pape ZC's cousin (2022-2022) left church

HH (2022-2022) became pape

BB (2022-2022) was swapped

PM (2022- ) still heir

## Anti-pape

Anti-papes are people who proclaim themselves as pape but are not recognized

ML (2022-2022) became Anti-pape during the attempted Littite Coup d'tat

GI (2022-2022) ruled as co-anti-pape with ML during the attempted Littite Coup d'tat
TH

TH
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### Affiliation

the hog-rider clan (formerly), kermitist mercenaries, Animeism (formerly), Kermitism (formerly)

### Occupation

hog rider general (formerly), mercenary commander

## Physical description

### Hair color

blond

TH is a commander in the Kermitist mercenaries and a former general and elder from The hog-rider clan. He was a former member of Kermitism and Animeism.

## Kermitism

TH briefly joined kermitism before joining Animeism, he was one of the last people converted in the 1st wave.

## Animeism

TH was involved in the church of Animeism, being 1 of 2 members and by default the 2nd in command. He played a major role in the war with Animeism after negotiations were done with him instead of DC. He left at its end in December 2022 (Kermitist year II).

## Founding of the Hog riders

Not much is known about the founding of the Hog riders, it is currently assumed he had some part in it though.

## First Hog rider war

TH had a small role in the start of the war, as second in command he helped RM steal the artifacts that started the war. He was involved in the second phase when he defended RM from the KBI which got him briefly arrested and sent to The hole.

## Between the wars

During the massively high tensions between the wars TH was often held up as one of the few good Hog-riders by Kermitist leadership involved in the negotiations. He played a relatively small part in negotiations and was on good terms with Pape HH.

## Second Hog rider war

TH fought along side RM and AR. He was wounded by AM and taken as a P.O.W. He was one of the major reasons for peace.
Pape ZC

Edited to hide identity

Pape ZC was briefly the pape for a few months from March to may 2022. She was pape in a time when the pape was only called the leader (this was before the first great reform). When she stepped down she gave the current Pape the power. She was one of the two founders of the modern church of kermitism along with pape HH.

## reign

her reign was a rocky start to kermitism with it being riddled with problems. there were several struggles within the church which led to a split occurring which then led to 2 civil wars. she abdicated in may 2022 and pape HH ascended to the throne.

## controversies

many questioned her authority as pape many of her decisions such as the decision to make her cousin the heir apparent instead of HH

## life after the Papacy

not much is known about her life after abdication.
Restro

God-demon lord

fear in human form

chaos incarnate

goddess

god of destruction

Restro is a sub-god. he used to cause fear and destruction but now lives under a human disguise. He is known for his laugh "Mahahahaha". He is known to find humans very interesting. he has only one goal and that is to feel every single emotion. He is known to love to annoy demon lords and he finds them cute.

## powers and abilities

advanced regeneration-Restro is able to regrow lost limbs very quickly as long as one atom is left of him he can regenerate.

shape shifting-he can shape shift into any form but only has 5 committed to memory

limb duplication-Restro is able to multiply his limbs

puppet magic-as one of the five users of puppet magic he can control people's bodies
Pape’s family

The papes family are all labeled with the prefix Sundrin (meaning Supreme in Vah Loi) and then the Vah Loi word for that family member (ex: Sundrin Onin=Supreme sibling).

## Sundrin Paternac

the Sundrin Paternac is the father(s) of the current pape this role is currently filled by JH.

## Sundrin Matrin

The Sundrin Matrin is the mother(s) of the current pape this role is currently filled by KR.

## Sundrin Onin

Sundrin Onin is the sibling(s) of the current pape this role is currently filled by MH

## Sundrin Petrsari

Sundrin Petrsari is the partner/spouse of the current pape this role is currently vacant.
Russell Hartley

Russell

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*THIS PAGE HAS BEEN LOCKED FROM EDITING DUE TO FREQUENT VANDALISM*

r/punchableface

**Russell Hartley** is an underwater horse from the 50s who has sex with phones. He is allied with Johnny Truelove and Buzz and the attractive man. He was absolutely wrecked by Kurtis Conner who he is terrified of. He later went on to found a really creepy OF management company.
Ms. Piggy

### Relatives

kermit, all other sub-gods, elmo, borzois, elmlings, hellmo, the infestation, sesame street

## Biographical information

### Marital status

Kermit (Formerly)
 Elmo

### Date of birth

The creation of the first generation sub-gods

## Appearances

### Appears in

first coming, interbellum I, elmo's exile, robin the frog origins

### Debut

First Coming

Ms. Piggy is a god created by Jim Henson in tandem with Kermit . She is extremely powerful, and seems to consider herself better than others. Ms. Piggy is snooty and entitled, a self-described “Primadonna”, however she occasionally has breaks of character, some theorize her narcissistic and dramatic persona may be a mask for a deep, emotional wound…

Despite being so egoistical, Ms. Piggy has been praised for her teachings of self-care and self-love. This seems to be the only message her and Kermit both agree on.

## Gallery

Ms. Piggy in a glamorous animal-print coat…no, we will not discuss the implications of her being an animal herself.Ms. Piggy and Kermit praising the humans by donning their cloth garmentsKermit and Ms. PiggyMs. Piggy’s most famous portrait
Gold Bear

**Gold Bear** is Bowel Movement's Golden universe self. Due to the meme war never happening, Gold Bear is still in his priestship. He has long to go before even thinking of attempting the Archpriest Exam.

Since Satan rarely (if ever) interacted with the mortal realm, Gold Booger fell in love with a Minecraft villager, Gold Häm. As a result, Gold Bear and Gold Dragon are both half Minecraft villager instead of half demon.
Doki Doki Literature Club

The Members of the Literature Club

The **Doki Doki Literature Club** is a group of anime girls all aged 18.

They may seem cute, but be careful. They are not suitable for children or those who are easily disturbed.

(not in a sexy way, in a traumatizing way)

## Members

* Monika
* Sayori
* Yuri
* Natsuki
* Game Theory (formerly)
Demons

demons are any creature from the lower 3 death planes. Most demons are humanoid.

there are 2 main types of humanoid demon: Natural and Turned. Natural demons are demons that were born a demon and possess large amounts of power, Turned demons are demons that were formerly human that were turned into one by either making a deal with one or ingesting any part of a demon.

## Notable members

Satan

DragonCheez-half demon (maternal)

BM/LM-half demon (maternal)

Eidolon

Derian

Ytterang
BM/LM

Bear

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Bowel Movement

BaA/LaA - Vah Loi name

BM/LM is an archpriest. He is also grand curator of the wiki. He's dirty minded and very passionate about his interests.

## History

Bear was born right at the end of Interbellum I along with his twin brother DragonCheez to parents Snot and Booger. Snot was an intimidating demon from the the fourth death-plane and Booger was a kemonomimi tiger from northeast Lotuston. As his name suggests, Bear inherited most of Booger's kemonomimi genes; however bits of his demonic heritage can be found in the slight fang-like curve of his two front teeth, his ability to smell Soul Ash, and his fascination with fire. When the meme war first broke out, Dragon and Bear were both very little. Booger and Snot decided visiting one another wasn't worth the trek through what were now active warzones, so Bear and Dragon were each told the other was very sick and would not be able to play for a while. Overtime, the two were left with only fuzzy memories of one another until they reunited during the siege on Kerm Valley.

## Relationships

### DragonCheez

DragonCheez and Bear were close as little kids. Dragon was sassy and confident while Bear was hyper and clingy. Both cared for one another dearly and were upset when they were told their playmate was too sick to hangout. When they reunited to fight the Upvotians, their friendship was rekindled. They were the same dynamic duo with a bit more depth, and a LOT more weapons. Though the Pape was hesitant to allow a demon to join the rank of the Archpriests, Bear was a loyal advocate for his brother and a living example that demonic heritage doesn't make one evil.

## Credits

Infobox image, bearboynotcatboymaid.png, was made with TOON ME! ⟪ A ⟫ Picrew.

DragonCheez relationship image, Dragondeeznutsftbear.png, was made with 볼뽀뽀를해요(English: Kiss my cheek) Picrew.
Kermas guy

kermas guy is a sub-god closely associated with kermas.

## story

kermas guy was a gambler down on his luck and incredibly drunk. he had lost all his money in gamblin' land and he couldn't find his car so he stole a random car and drove it trying to get back to his home of the icy coldlands but shortly after leaving the city he crashed the car and was forced to walk all the way home. he arrived several days later somehow still drunk but he couldn't find his home so he crawled into a cave where he fell into the lair of santa clause who said he was on the naughty list and sentenced him to death. Kermas guy pleaded for his life and so santa said he would spare him if he worked as the deity for Kermas he agreed and he became very tall and thin. Kermas guy with his newly gained power created a gameshow that he would do during kermas called: Plague or toy? where he would spin a wheel and it would land on either plague aka sickness or toy aka a prize. he has done this ever since.
Russell Hartley - Quotes

Russell

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## Quotes From Russell

"I'm about to speak for every single woman out there: right now."

"A lot of women don't want to put a d\*\*\* in their mouth if they have to rest this dude's tummy on their forehead."

"Let me just say, what's the alternative [to dating a successful guy]? Dating a guy who's a loser that's unwilling to get a job, work, put himself out there at all?"

## Quotes Concerning Russell

"Russell Hartley is an underwater horse from the fifties, and I can say that with confidence."

"WHAT THE HELL."
Priest

Priests are the lower chamber of the congregation. Priest is a gender neutral term but one can be called a priestess if they do so please. Multiple priests can be in one district and if they move to a new district with an archpriest that archpriest can remove them from power the priest can file a complaint to the pape who can either uphold or object the Archpriest’s decision.

## Priest test

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScNf7BJwLpgKrY3J\_4Kh1MBaA68ImTJb7rBfiJACZJetiXg2w/viewform
Kermas

Kermas is a holiday on the Kermitist calender it is a time of great joy and celebration for all kermitists it stretches from December 24 to January 1. Kermas guy shows up on each of the nights to deliver either a prize (toy) or a terrible sickness or affliction (plague) it is all determined by a random wheel. The most important day is the second (December 25). It began in 2022.
Hog Rider War

## Declaration

The Declaration of War against the group known as the Hog Rider Clan (DoWAtGKatHRC) is a document that declares war against The hog-rider clan. it was made by Pape HH on Febuary 28th, 2023.

## history

february 28 2023 prelude

right after Operation mysterious bog was found out RM the leader of the hog riders was extremely suspicious of the church. So Pape HH decided to strike first before they could by declaring war.

march 1 2023 day 1 of war

plans were made by the church as they thought RM could make a sneak attack. The hog-rider clan seems to have went on a defensive though. Archpriest AM was quoted as saying "we can't just hit the griddy while the hog riders are killing other kermitists". There was a small amount of fighting but the church was the attacker for the most part. One of the hog-rider generals TH was nearly pushed to surrender after being cornered by The pape and PM before escaping. A truce was briefly made from 4:00 pm-5:15 pm CST

march 2 2023 day 2 of war

major attacks on the hog riders happened. TH was captured and sent to a prison known as the hole and nearly sacrificed by AM which greatly angered the hog riders. the battles calmed down a little and finally the war ended when a peace agreement was made. the war had no clear victor.

March 3 2023 aftermath

Relations between kermitism and the hog riders improved greatly. AM was tried for the attempted sacrifice but the charges were dropped. TH was freed at the request of RM.
The rainbow connection

the rainbow connection is a song written by kermit. it was made the official anthem of Kermitism on may 17 2022.

Why are there so many

Songs about rainbows

And what's on the other side?

Rainbows are visions

But only illusions

And rainbows have nothing to hide

So we've been told and some choose to believe it

I know they're wrong wait and see

Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection

The lovers, the dreamers and me

Who said that every wish

Would be heard and answered

When wished on the morning star?

Somebody thought of that

And someone believed it

Look what it's done so far

What's so amazing that keeps us stargazing

And what do we think we might see?

Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection

The lovers, the dreamers and me

All of us under its spell

We know that it's probably magic

Have you been half asleep

And have you heard voices?

I've heard them calling my name

Is this the sweet sound

That calls the young sailors?

The voice might be one and the same

I've heard it too many times to ignore it:

It's something that I'm supposed to be

Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection

The lovers, the dreamers and me

Da-da-da-dee-da-da dum

Da-da-da-da-dee-da-da-doo
Quandale Dingle

Quandale

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Dinglin, dem quandales!

**Quandale Dingle** is a loyal Kermitist and former Army General in the very first Kermitism Army. He is known for his large nose and goofy ahh behavior.

## History

Quandale was born back at the start of it all, in Kerm Valley. He wasn't a very bright child, but he worked hard. After his adoptive mother abandoned him for being too goofy Quandale was raised by his goofy ahh aunt and uncle, the siblings of his father: who he'd lost to a crippling milk addiction. Despite his rough roots, Quandale was a very happy kid. Filled with light and joy and carefree goofy ahh activity.

## Relationships

### Kermit

Quandale Dingle and Kermit are best friends: Quandale's mindblowing battle-iq and his close relationship with Kermit landing him the role of General in the original Kermitist Army. Quandale caught feelings for the godly frog, feelings that would persist through the rest of his life: but out of respect for Kermit and his situation, Quandale swore to never let anyone know how he felt about Kermit. He would stand by his side as a friend, and nothing more...To this day, Kermit does not know of Quandale's crush on him. Well, he'll probably find out soon, since this is being shared publicly. Crap. My bad, Quandale.
Constantine

Constantine is an enemy of Kermit. He masqueraded as Kermit before revealing his true evil when they banished PM to the Shadow realm. Known for his horrifyingly fashionable mole, Constantine is an evil sub-god who seeks to tarnish Kermit’s reputation to feed to un-memer’s hatred for him. Constantine covers his mole with makeup when needed but is often able to trick people into thinking he’s Kermit regardless.