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323: July 19, 2019

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Today, Dan and Jordan take a look at a modern day installment of The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex does what he thinks is a "family show," which includes outright racism, speculation about a Congressperson's genitals, and tips on how to enlarge one's penis. This is "a family show" to Alex.

## Tidbits

* New theme song from DJ Danarchy
* Alex talks about Labrador he may have overdosed
* Discussion: Alex's talk of dead dogs
* Discussion: Alex's failed dying dog metaphor
* Alex's issue with Omar: she's an Arab
* Arabs taught Europeans to use black slaves
* Omar is Arab royalty
* Alex talks shit about Omar's background Alex wants to send Omar back even if there's a price on her head
* Alex speculates about Omar's genitals re: female genital mutilation
* 4th of July sale is still
* Alex hasn't cut new ads because he was in a food coma
* Discussion: Food comas
* Don't take the Lord's name in vain, but GD Hillary to hell
* Weird religion is a relief valve for Alex
* This is a family show. Let's talk about the clit
* Alex tells his Mexican beach gay wedding story again
* Alex says f-hag way too many times
* People side with the devil out of fear
* The devil's power is like the Sith
* Kill your dog to get the devil's power
* Where's Nonk?
* Humans can be used as the tool of god's vengeance
* Alex: make me a vessel of god's vengeance
* God puts weight on you to make sure you can take it
* Discussion: Alex's view of god's tasks matches his view of satanist tasks
* Discussion: hoping someone carries out god's vengeance
* When 2 pigs have sex, you get Omar
* Alex is going to cut new ads after this show
* QVC countdown clock
* Alex cuts into 4th hour to push product
* I can feel your blood, globalists...Let's go to the phones
* Alex does the voice to talk back to the globalists
* Alex sings Pancho and Lefty
* Caller: I was in broadcasting for 15 years, but I didn't know of you
* Caller: I have body pain, what product do you recommend?
* Discussion: planted calls vs sucking up
* Iodine makes your dick big

## Notable Bits

* Where's Nonk?
* Alex's True Story
335: March 15-22, 2013

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Today, Dan and Jordan retreat to the past to continue their investigation into Alex Jones' path toward Sandy Hook denial. In this installment, something seems to be up, as the gents find Alex beginning to accuse a lot of people of being actors. Alex also warns his audience that the Globalists are trying to get them eaten by coyotes.

## Tidbits

* Let's kill Kim Jong Un
* Alex: you have free speech until you call for violence
* Alex talks about his violent history
* "Sometimes, they don't get out of the hospital"
* The want to release the Sandy Hook pictures because they love showing dead children
* The U.N. used gun control to cause Rwandan genocide
* Discussion: Rwandan genocide and gun control
* Nairobi protocol
* Discussion: Article 15
* Rwandan documentary made by old InfoWars sponsor, Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership
* Discussion: JPFO
* JPFO started by Aaron Zelman
* Larry Pratt and Ted Nugent tied to Zelman
* Sandy Hook was staged to push gun control
* Guest: Larry Pratt
* Larry tries to talk shit to Feinstein on gun control
* Discussion: Florida baloon release laws
* Discussion: Alex wants to complain but not solve the problem
* Alex complains about the ACA
* ACA calls for implantation of chips
* Discussion: Early ACA drafts
* Discussin: Medical implant databases
* Alex predicts low yield nuke in Chicago
* "They'll say I didn't predict it"
* Alex calls Obama the devil for an hour
* Alex claims news interview about Chase bank glitch is an actor
* Cash Cab is proof they use actors
* Alex says Aurora Victims were actors
* Discussion: Alex's transition to crisis actors
* Guest: Cody Wilson, 3d prints guns
* Alex loves Russia
* Alex doesn't know where Stockholm is
* Alex plays clip of person who would die for Obama (Alex has said he would die for Trump)
* Alex pushes Chase glitch conspiracy
* Alex doesn't know how banks work
* Guest: Rosa Cory
* Rosa went on Red Ice Radio
* Alex pushes G20 media arrest psy-op narrative
* Discussion: G20 arrests
* Discussion: Is this where Alex jumps off? Globalists are training us to be eaten by coyotes
* Discussion: coyote attacks
* Alex is losing his shit over coyotes
* Wolves are in play
* This isn't about coyotes, it's about Alex being strong and brave
* Alex says they're going to nuke the Sears tower in Chicago
* Alex does not bring up Boston
220: October 23, 2018

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Today, Dan and Jordan discuss the Oct. 23, 2018 episode of the Alex Jones Show. The night before, Alex was out at Trump's very troubling rally in Houston and elsewhere in the country, someone left a bomb in George Soros' mailbox. How would all of this affect Alex's broadcast the next day?

## Tidbits

* I'll be honest, I almost can't be on air at this point
* People are receiving dead people's absentee ballots filled out in Spanish
* Discussion: Dead people's ballots
* The left are literal demons
* Discussion: Playing the victim
* The left is cancer on the world
* They take our kindness for weakness
* Alex does a comedy bit about Trump using the N-Word: Nationalist
* Discussion: Fascist/Nationalist tactics
* I'm in a total war, but I can't swing fast enough
* I know my listeners are hard core
* We have to stop playing nice
* I am death, and they know it
* If we don't stand agains them, we deserve to be enslaved
* Fire and brimstone ad pivot
* Discussion: Alex's rhetoric in relation to George Soros mailbox bomb
* Guest: Ricky Berwick
* Ricky keeps swearing
* Alex asks Ricky about the NPC meme
* Alex: I am the eternal meme
* Alex asks about Ricky's piggy bank
* Alex gets Ricky to kill a hound dog piggy bank
* Alex plays video of himself yelling at a piece of horse poop
212: Matrix Schemes and Billions In Liens

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Today, Dan is still slightly on the mend from being sick, so he and Jordan put off getting back into Alex Jones by taking a little Wednesday Project Camelot break. On this installment, Sweary Kerry interviews a woman who claims that she owns the rights to The Matrix and Terminator franchises. Tune in to learn whether or not that is true, and whether or not she's also psychic (spoiler alert: she is).

## Tidbits

* Dan talks about posts in the FB group
* Owen Shroyer treats Alex like the child of an alcoholic parent
* Guest: Sophia Steward
* Kerry has camera failures/ technical difficulties
* Sophia created The Matrix and Terminator series
* Sophia's mentors are all dead/ extremely old
* Sophia is bein offered $30 million for a script for Matrix 4
* Sophia's case wasn't settled bc she hadn't filed the copyright
* Sophia was going to file a RICO case against all parties involved in Terminator and The Matrix
* Matrix and Terminator are one epic story
* Sarah Conner is Neo's mother
* John Conner grows up to be Neo
* Sophia's book Third Eye is a 6 page manuscript treatment
* The media is covering up Sophia's story
* Sophia has a legitimate copyright for Third Eye
* Sophia has 4.7 billion in liens against Matrix and Terminator producers
* Defendents never showed up for the court case
* Sophia hasn't collected on the leins because debtors exams are expensive
* Discussion: truth of Sophia's claims
* Discussion: Sophia's copyrights
* Sophia created H&R Block
* Sophia gets numbers. That's why the Matrix is binary
* Sophia sent her script to George Lucas, 20th Century Fox stole it
* Discussion: The Immortals vs The Matrix
* The FBI is going to arrest everyone
* Kerry worked in Hollywood
* Discussion: Sophia's version of the Matrix
* Villain: The Rothfellers
* Sophia claims a judge is a prostitute, wrote a legal brief about it
* Leo Zagami and The Illuminati told Sophia she'd have another law suit
* Sophia is into Trump
* Trump is in the Book of Revelation as trumpets
* Sophia can crack any system because she's ambidextrous
* Movies are talking to Sophia
* Homeland security said Sophia solved how the Roswell ships flew
* DHS sent Sophia classified documents
* Kerry: There's a lot of crazy stuff on the moon
* Buy my book and I'll send you the classified documents
* Sophia is The Oracle
* CERN is weather control
* Voodoo protected Cuba

## References

* Third Eye
* Terminator 5: The Hologram Clones
* Matrix 4: The Evolution Cracking The Genetic Codes
37: May 1, 2017

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On today's show, Dan tells "Replacement Jordan" Tyler Snodgrass all about a special report Alex Jones put out on May 1 about how Facebook is targeting cucks and betas, however it doesn't stay on that long. Topics include:

* Does Alex have a grasp on The Handmaid's Tale?
* How many people does Alex know who fell for "The Nigerian Email Scam?"
* Has Alex finally understood the point of the allegory of the Prodigal Son?
* Cyborg cats
296: May 8, 2019

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Today, Dan tells Jordan about one of the weirdest days ever on The Alex Jones Show. Alex begins the show really depressed about Satanists and finishes the show by barging out of the studio for one of the most childish reasons imaginable. The key is in what happens in between, like Alex thinking the show Gunsmoke is realistic.

## Tidbits

* Alex seems depressed
* Alex went to go see Hail Satan and is thrown off by it
* Democrats are all Satanists
* Discussion: Satanic Temple
* Alex and Anton LaVey both hate the Satanic Temple
* Baby killing narrative
* Satanic Panic ad pivot
* Satanists want you to stop them
* Alex talks about Trump's taxes
* Alex claims Trump waived executive privilege over Mueller report
* Alex is blatantly lying about Mueller report
* AI can't understand memes
* Big tech is a cult
* Alex construes information from PBS as high level info from Facebook
* Discussion: Casey Newton article
* Discussion: FB moderators
* FB moderators are getting Baker acted for figuring out the truth about InfoWars
* God demands blood
* Alex knows real Satanism
* The old Satanism model is honey traps
* Satanic panic was real demons
* Satanists tried to recruit Mark Dice
* Discussion: Mark Dice background
* Satanism is going to overthrow Christianity
* Satan seduces humans to create Technology
* Was it Gunsmoke or Bonanza?
* Discussion: Gunsmoke
* Alex rants about God's protection, gets cut off by commercial
* Discussion: Trans migrants in Brussels
* Discussion: New Flemish Alliance
* Discussion: Ellis Island Quarantines
* Alex pushes immigrant disease narrative
* Dan Lyman brings narrative into vaccination
* Dan has been in No Go Zones
* Portland antifa is making No Go Zones
* Discussion: No Go Zones
* Alex: They treat you like a Jew in the Holocaust
* AI can't be radicalized
* Alex gets butthurt and storms off air
* Humanity wants to die
244: October 5, 2014

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Today, Dan and Jordan are sent on a time-travel adventure by Policy Wonk George Soros Jr. The gents are sent back to see what Alex Jones' angle was on the 2014 Ebola outbreak, to cover the day after it was reported that there was a confirmed case in Texas. Actually, this episode covers 4 days after that news was reported, since Alex was on vacation at the time, and this is his first day back.

## Tidbits

* What did Alex say about the ebola outbreak in 2014?
* Alex is out of town for initial outbreak, comes back for the Sunday show (10/5/14)
* How the NRA is making ebola worse
* Alex finally has a use for the federal government
* Political correctness is ruining halloween
* Discusison: total ebola cases
* The US isn't doing enough to stop the spread of ebola
* Discussion: Disease prevention between countries
* At Ellis Island, you got screened for TB
* Discussion: history of Ellis Island
* Alex tells bullshit about Ebola patient
* Discussion: actual quarantine procedure
* This is super-ebola
* Blaming th eNRA is like blaming th emoon made of cheese
* Alex riffs about a CDC video
* Alex sensationalizes the patient
* Discussion: ZZ Top sucks
* This is deliberate to cause a forced inocculation
* Monsanto and the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation are making an ebola vaccine
* Discussion: ebola vaccines
* Alex talks about gas lighting
* How The NRA Is Making The Outbreak Worse by Krystal Ball and Anne Thompson
* Hey callers, why do you think this is happening
* Discussion: Larry Klayman sues Obama over ebola
* Ebola outbreak is a false flag
* Caller: this is a false flag, just like Robert David Steele said
* Reminder: Robert David Steele and Mars bases
* Discussion: ebola fears
* The incubation period has changed
* Discussion: statistics
* FEMA insider from FEMA region 6 (formerly San Antonio): This violates all protocols
* Discussion: City quarantines
122 LIVE: March 1-2, 2012

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### Persons Mentioned

Andrew Breitbart, Deborah Jeane Palfrey, Gary Webb, Ed Asner, Michael Savage, Dr Joel Wallach, Larry Sinclair

Today, Dan and Jordan go live at the Playground Theater to discuss the March 1-2, 2012 episodes of The Alex Jones Show. The gents break down how Alex responded to the news that Andrew Breitbart had died. We all cope with loss in our own way, and Alex apparently copes by lying a whole lot and spreading conspiracy theories about the deceased.

## Tidbits

* Live episode
* Beware the Ides of March because Andrew Breitbart is dead
* Obama killed Breitbart
* Breitbard had a huge heart and unremarkable testes
* Breitbart loved cocaine
* Commercial: Fake TV!
* Alex is thwarted by Cracker Jacks
* Alex is jealous that he hasn't been killed
* Discussion: DC Madame, Deborah Jeane Palfrey
* Palfrey went on InfoWars, said she wasn't planning on killing herself
* Discussion: Gary Webb shoots himself in head twice
* Book: Dark Alliance by Gary Webb
* Alex quotes ManCow
* That's not funny ManCow!
* They'll smash you with a big truck to kill you
* Princess Diana and Operation Paget
* Commerical: Rope!
* Message for Breitbart staff: release the video before they kill you
* Guest: Ed Asner is pro-union
* Alex is a square
* Consensus is Breitbart was murdered
* Michael Savage has bodyguards
* Savage rips off InfoWars
* Savage wears disguises on the radio
* Commercial: Youngevity Beyond Tangy Tangerine
* Dr Joel Wallach background
* Alex is on Obama's enemy list
* Commercial: Blue Diamond Gusset Jeans
* Alex makes up new bullshit about Breitbart
* Alex gets Breitbart story from Larry Sinclair
* Larry smoked crack with Obama and blew him in a limo
* Alex loves life so much they won't kill him
372: November 20-21, 2019

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Today, Dan and Jordan discuss a couple of recent episodes of The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, the gents see Alex responding to Trump coming to Austin to hang out with Tim Cook, making a suspicious purchase, and putting forth a very perplexing theory.

## Tidbits

* Trump is in Austin to see Tim Cook, not Alex
* This is not a protest
* Alex defends Drudge
* Alex fought his way out of a satanic ritual
* Alex bought an armored vehicle for PR
* Alex's ideas have never failed
* Trump is Dad
* What happened to Alex's apnea?
* Netanyahu is being set up by the Rothschilds
* Alex defends Stephen Miller
* South Dakota is secretly pro-meth. It's been declassified
* Trump is manifestation of the group consciousness
* Alex is not go-hung on Trump
* Right wing loonies love Tulsi
* Gay people fake it to steal your girl
* Alex doesn't like star wars, but the emperor is funny
* Alex mocks Trump's voice!
* Guest: Vape Shop Patriot
* Guest: Mike Adams
* Guest: Mark Steele, 5G expert and Project Camelot guest
* Supplements protect you from 5G
16: February 24, 2017

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Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the unfortunate turn that Alex Jones took on the Feb 24th episode of his show. Topics include:

* Did they take the bait with the pickles?
* Does Alex want to kill trans people?
* Does Alex think he was born with super powers?
* Was Alex joking when he said repeatedly that Michelle Obama is a man?

## Notable Bits

* First official Out of Context Drop
* Ya Busted!
238: Coach Dave

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Today, Dan and Jordan introduce another possible Wacky Wednesday candidate, suggested by Policy Wonk Ian. This episode covers a man named Coach Dave, someone who may or may not be a coach, but definitely hosts a surreal extremist Christian radio show. Unfortunately, a little exploration reveals that there's a lot more than religion going on in his broadcasts.

## Tidbits

* A wonk suggested covering Coach Dave Daubenmire
* Coach Dave was a coach
* Dave started a show called "Pass the Salt"
* Dan and Jordan can't figure out what Pass the Salt means
* Coach Dave theme
* Discussion: Coach Dav'es show and Reach
* Dave talks financial collapse
* Dave wants to evangelize public schools
* Discussion: Dave's Skype window
* Discussion: Not a coach Dave
* Dave sued by the ACLU for making players in public school pray
* School reports directly to ACLU now because of Dave
* Dave quit because he couldn't evangelize
* Softcore porn avenger
* Dave stands with Roy Moore
* Dave and Manning bond
* Discussion: Long Legged Mac Daddy
* Dave should never say black
* Dave calls Harlem a jungle
* New conspiracy theory: Barrack and Michelle Obama surrendered their law licenses
* Dave believes in the Mandela effect
* The Mandela effect is caused by time travelling demons
* Technology has broken our history
* Discussion: Lion and Lamb origin
* Dave takes calls during his show
* Dave has Charlottesville hot takes
* Western civilization is under attack in the south
* The left is rewriting history
* Race wars were made up by the CIA
* Dave is a white nationalist
* Dave talks about Charlottesville
* Discussion: Dave doens't know what white nationalist means
* Dave is part of John Birch Society
* Discussion: John Birch Society article about Robert E Lee statue
* Discussion: Charlottesville Robert E Lee Statue and Emancipation Park
* Ultimate bigotry: portraying white people as hillbillies
* Dave blames Soros
* Discussion: Dave is super dumb
* Dave wants to ban pornography
* Porn is bad because it ends in masturbation
* Dave is upset because porn users go to jail: Discussion: Dave's son had child porn
29: April 11, 2017

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Today, Dan tells Jordan about something bizarre that happened on the April 11th episode of The Alex Jones Show. Topics include:

* Is Alex's childhood pet a guiding metaphor for his life?
* Why was Alex's dog named "Nonk?"
* Is Alex's mom responsible for Alex's horribly toxic masculinity?
* Do we need to leave Earth?

## Tidbits

* The ballad of Nonk
* Alex's mom kicked him off her lab at 6

## Notable Bits

* You don't get love no more
* Alex talks about killing dogs
106: Drunk Special Report

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### Persons Mentioned

Morgan Spurloch, Shaq, George Soros, Roy Moore, Gavin McInnes, Rob Dew, Joe Biden, Jeff Sessions

### OOC Drop

* Switchblade noise\* Liberal!; I got a Texas flag on my ass

Today, Dan and Jordan discuss how Alex Jones recently put out a drunk special report that is really just a commercial trying to promote an upcoming 34-hour-long broadcast marathon, which is itself just a 34-hour-long commercial. It's a sad snake eating its own tail, and it sends the gents to dark headspaces and an amazing game show pitch.

## Tidbits

* Dan met Morgan Spurloch and Shaq
* Benevolent Minor Celebrity Run-ins
* Special report on a Vice article on the 36-hour marathon
* 34-hour spite Cyber Monday marathon
* When attacked, Alex becomes the missile
* Alex's True Story: Soros asks libertarians to shit talk Alex
* Roy Moore is a gentleman
* At least Roy Moore wasn't at a drag convention
* Alex doesn't understand anonymous sources
* Alex describes his own process
* Workshopping the marathon name
* Alex googles himself
* Alex gets transphobic
* Alex wants little people at the marathon
* Alex puts Gavin McInnes's business in the streets
* Roy Moore likes young women, and Alex likes them older
* Rob Dew explains how to raise children
* InfoWars 24 hours a day
* Joe Biden gropes kids
* Jeff Sessions, defender of children

## Notable Bits

* Benevolent Minor Celebrity Run-ins
* Alex's True Story
177: Sweary Kerry and the Racist Alien

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Today, Dan and Jordan celebrate surviving the July 4th Civil War by breaking down a little episode of Project Camelot where our intrepid host interviews a half-Pleiadian. Tune in to hear collaborative writing masquerade as an interview, and stay to hear everything go horribly off the rails.

## Tidbits

* Kerry is Sweary Kerry
* Eddie is bad at his story
* Eddie is racist as fuck, Kerry calls him out, Eddie doubles down
* There's a dragon - It's the super-volano under Yellowstone
* Kerry runs the show when Eddie can't hang
* Eddie was in the CIA, went to Vietnam for the Secret Service
* Eddie lost 11 days on a spaceship
356: October 11, 2019

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### Persons Mentioned

Brad Parscale, Rudy Giuliani, Maxime Bernier, Phil Mud, Dr Samuel Mudd, Gavin McInnes

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on the present day happenings on the Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex continues his path of growing annoyance with Trump not doing what he wants him to do, and Alex reimagines a classic folktale.

## Tidbits

* The Black Dragon Queen emerges, helps with tech issues.
* Discussion: Alex is hedging on Trump
* Trump is going to save us, we're going to save ourselves
* Why do Globalists smell blood in the wind? Because we smell your piss in the wind
* Alex retells the three little pigs
* If the pigs were wild boars, the wolves would be afraid
* Discussion: Wolves, sheep, and sheep dogs
* Discussion: Alex needs help
* People aren't possessed, they're empty husks that demons can jump between, just like the Matrix
* Discussion: Alex is normalizing dangerous symptoms
* Mass insanity is coming
* Discussion: Alex sounds like Charles Manson
* Alex forgot to turn off his phone
* Trump might accidentally summon demons
* Brad Parscale got kicked off Facebook for airing Trump's speeches
* Discussion: Right Side Broadcasting and Joey Salads
* Beto is a globalist mouthpiece
* Trump removed restrictions on 501C3
* Discussion: 501C3 violation enforcement
* Churches aren't allowed to speak out against bestiality
* Those lawyers had tenuous links to Giuliani
* Discussion: Alex is planting the seeds of a pivot
* I wanna see deep state indictments
* They're raping us and peeing on us. Let's got to calls
* Call in and disagree, even though you're a demon
* Taking the KKK's tax exempt status was a slippery slope
* Alex is still shitty about Drag Queen Story Hour
* Caller: Maxime Bernier is being treated like a neo-nazi and fascist
* Discussion: Neo Nazi members of the people's party
* Alex is OK with Trump being a political dynasty
* Alex makes up shit about Phil Mud
* Discussion: Dr Samuel Mudd and National Treasure: Book of Secrets
* Dan give his plot for National Treasure 3
* Alex talks white identity
* Caller: Trump needs to suspend congress
* Caller used Q language and sovereign citizen language
* I'm over prepared for my show
* Alex plays Trump rally clips
* We're the #1 oil exporter
* Discussion: oil export stats
* Alex talks shit on woman in a video, asks audience to dox her
* Alex fails at playing a clip
* Discussion: Alex's staff may have left
* Is Gavin McInnes Alex's new sponsor?
* Alex reads shitty copy
* Everything Must Go sale has false advertising
* Caller: Jesus wrote the constitution
* Alex promotes Maxime Bernier
384: January 3, 2020

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### Persons Mentioned

Steve Pieczenik, Ayatolah Khomeni, James Larratt Battersby, Qasem Soleimani, John Kerry, Seyed Mohammad Hosseini, Steve Haas, Syrian girl/Partisan Girl (Maram Susli)

### OOC Drop

Start of I'm Alex Jones, this is 2020

Today, Dan and Jordan take a look at Alex Jones' response the day after Trump assassinated a high level Iranian general to see where he lands on the issue. Also, one of Alex's oldest guests decides to celebrate the occasion by dabbling in some Holocaust revisionism.

## Tidbits

* Geopolitics disclaimer
* Guest: Steve Pieczenik
* Steve knew Ayatolah Khomeni
* Cool, InfoWars is getting traffic
* Iran as Aryans
* Book: The Holy Book of Adolf Hitler by James Larratt Battersby
* Soleimani assassination is not a false flag
* Alex conflates Iran and Syria
* The US is energy independent
* It's all Obama's fault
* This is carrot or stick
* John Kerry set up Straits of Hormuz to embarrass Trump
* Alex talks about Logos (E Michael Jones Bullshit)
* The Iranian people want us to overthrow their government
* Trump can bypass Congress because they're globalists
* This is the best bad decision
* It's not wagging the dog if you're popular
* Soleimani basically runs Iran
* Caller: I'm a fan, but we've drifted from Ron Paul
* Caller: The US owes it to the Iranian people to overthrow their government
* Restart Iran Movement: Seyed Mohammad Hosseini
* Caller: God says support Trump
* Trump's Benghazi
* Caller: Either leave Iran alone or destroy them
* 2020 is gonna be great
* New Ted Anderson scheme: Gun raffle
* The CIA wants you to think Alex lost Sandy Hook
* Alex made Joe Rogan!
* Alex is too real to control
* Good Work, Barnes
* Alex literally talked to god
* Is Alex going to fake his own death?
* Here's Steve!
* Alex read Steve's memoir
* Steve: pro-assassination, pro-regime change
* Steve, tell us about the CFR
* Steve calls Richard Haas a pathetic Jew
* Caller: quit covering for Israel
* Steve: Move to the south
* Steve talks Holocaust denial
* Hitler was a Rothschild
* Guest: Syrian Girl
* Nancy Pelosi's father started Israel
* OPCW Dumah attack report
* Weird idiom
* Weaponized ebola is back
* China, Iran, and Deep State are working to embarrass Trump
15: February 20-21, 2017

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Today, Dan tells Jordan about the wild, earth-shattering changes that took place in the world of Alex Jones between Monday, Feb 21st and Tuesday, Feb 22nd. Topics include:

* Can Alex do character based improv comedy?
* Does Alex actually know what "strawman" means?
* How much money did Alex lose overnight?
* Did that New York Times article turn out well?

## Tidbits

* Introduction to Millie Weaver aka Rainbow Snatch
* Introduction to Mark Dice
* Introduction to Robert David Steele
* Alex and Rainbow Snatch suck at improv
126: February 2, 2018 (Special Report)

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Today, Dan tells Jordan all about a very drunk special report Alex Jones put out on the evening of Feb. 2nd, where he screams about a segment on MSNBC that was critical of Trump. Alex also takes the opportunity to curse like a sailor and do some incredibly embarrassing impression work.

## Tidbits

* Alex wants to talk about the memo
* Globalists have been raping the sleeping giant
* Alex can't keep track of his impression
* Start the clip over
* Rod Rosenstein is a Hillary operative
* Angry drunk cursing rant
* Impression turns into Bernie Sanders
* Discussion: Confucius institutes
* Otto Von Bismarck Quote: God loves children, Americans and drunkards, you fucks
* Dems love sucking FBI weiner
* President Rosenstein
* Nuke Russia to give them free energy
* Phil Mudd can say shithole countries
* Alex reads InfoWars headlines
* Drunken ramblings
* Video ends with strange moan
217: Space Liars and Dragon Moths

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### Persons Mentioned

Kerry Cassidy, Mark Richards, Simon Park, Eddie Page, Jo Ann Richards, Bobby Ray Inman, Anders Breivik, Paul Price

Today, Dan and Jordan take a mid-week break from talking about Alex Jones to discuss an episode of Project Camelot where Sweary Kerry recounts her ninth interview with "definitely not a murderer" Mark Richards. Learn about new alien races, solar observatories, and how collaborative confidence scams work.

## Tidbits

* Kerry interviews Mark Richards for the 9th time
* Discussion: Mark's background
* Kerry brings up Simon Park (British alien fucker)
* Simon says Trump will pardon Mark
* Kerry believes in Qanon
* Dan found story about Vacaville: after riot, someone was cut in half
* Kerry had a potential source who backed out, says he was intimidated
* Mark can't talk about some things
* Mark is no longer reporting to Bobby Ray Inman
* Mark has a credibility issue
* Mark won't reveal info that threatens the raptors
* Mark can't tell her about a shutdown New Mexico observatory
* Discussion: National Solar Observatory
* Ships near the sun were going to cause a solar event (corroborated by Simon Park)
* The frequency of the sun is rising too quickly
* War of the satellites
* Pleiadeans were helping get the satellites back
* Mark contradicts Eddie Page: Draco is not invading
* Anders Breivik update
* Mark talks shit on Paul Price (warp drive janitor)
* Kerry met Mark's cellmate
* The greys have taken over the press
* Allies have destroyed a Draco Moon
* South American raptors want to expand because they've killed too many humans
* Mark was married to a Pleiadean and can tell if Eddie Page is a Pleiadean
* Mark controls the raptors
* Zuckerberg is going to get Musk's rocket deals
* The generals around Trump don't know who Mark is
* Mark on Eddie: Why would a Pleiadean allow himself to be mind controlled?
* Pleiadeans don't know how to look human' Mark used to be suspicious of Raptors, but they're loyal
* New Game: Guess the new alien species! (It's Dragon Moths)
* Kerry leads Mark and gets answers as winks and nods
203: March 2-4, 2009

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### Persons Mentioned

George Soros, Professor George Grayson, Jason Bermis, Mike Rivero, Richard C Cooke, Rob Dew, Joe Banister, Tommy Cryer, Red Beckman, Bob Schultz, Larry Becraft, Glenn Beck, Michael Savage

### OOC Drop

I do intent to adopt little brown babies

Today, Dan and Jordan return to their investigation of what Alex Jones was up to in 2009, as the Tea Party began to become ascendant in right wing politics. On this installment, the gents examine the week after the Nationwide Chicago Tea Parties and see if Alex has noticed it yet. Along the way, they learn what sort of people Alex thinks are "legitimate tax researchers."

## Tidbits

* Alex talks Soros, but he's not a Globalist
* Discussion: Soros and oil
* Feds are going to kill economy and then bomb the US and Israel
* Iran and Russia are cool, Israel is not cool
* Alex gets reminded about Texas Independence day by caller
* Alex talks to Professor George Grayson about the threat of Mexican economic collapse
* Prof does not think Mexican economy will collapse
* Alex doesn't approve of military mistreating Muslims
* Caller: Fox News and this election and my mom brought me to Alex
* Alex gets self aware about singing along
* Jason Bermis is going to get a show
* WalMart is a force vaccination site
* Alex tells people on the street type stories
* Mike Rivero interview (skipped)
* Richard C Cooke interview (skipped)
* Is this Rob Dew's first time on InfoWars?
* Rob brings up tax protests
* Alex wants to bring on tax protestors
* Patriot mythology
* Discussion: famous tax protestors
* tax protestors = sovereign citizens
* The Jews started the Federal Reserve
* Alex is upset that Glenn Beck talks about FEMA camps
* Alex talks about abortion
* Alex has too much evidence on FEMA camps
* Alex talks about Georgian war, shows that he's on Russia's side
* Alex makes fun of Michael Savage

## References

* The Law That Never Was
* The Church Deceived
369: November 13, 2019

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### Persons Mentioned

Steve Pieczenik, Tulsi Gabbard, Joe Rogan, Edward Snowden, William Cohen, Carpe Donktum, Jeffrey Epstein, Melania Trump

Today, Dan and Jordan discuss a present day episode of The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex gets mad at Disney, gets cocky about chemtrails, and brings back Steve Pieczenik to recast various White House officials.

## Tidbits

* Alex plays a different intro
* Guest: Steve Pieczenik
* Huge story: Hillary is running!
* Impeachment is Qanon's fault
* New sale: another early black Friday sale
* Everyone but Tulsi is a joke
* British hospitals will kill you for being right wing
* Alex is pissed at Disney for being woke
* Trans people are Alien Vampire Demon Satanists
* Super Transphobic rant
* Chemtrails!
* Alex is jealous that Rogan got to interview Snowden
* William Cohen on fake reports
* Extended DMT trips can show other dimensions
* Steve never liked Snowden
* Steve does a Jefferson quote
* Steve nonsense
* New meme from Carpe Donktum
* Epstein lives
* State department has too many people
* Steve loves Putin
* We need a higher quality Mormon than Romney
* Melania should fire everyone
* Due process doesn't work
* Steve probably got Alex where he is now
* Everyone is corrupt, so who cares if Trump is?
* Discussion of Alex's typical behaviors
320: February 21-22, 2013

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Today, Dan and Jordan head back to the past to continue their investigation into Alex Jones' path after Sandy Hook. In this installment, the gents find Alex feeling a bit in a rut, which leads to a some uncharacteristic introspection and some very characteristic idiocy.

## Tidbits

* Plant Watch update!
* We're not in a rut, but I'm going to shake the show up
* Alex self critiques
* Gotta hand it to the globalists
* If cancer had a consciousness it would think it's winning
* Caller: Chemtrails are real. I collect rainwater
* Alex dismisses chemtrail caller
* Globalists are going to replace workers with robots then kill us all
* Discussion: humans are only valuable for work
* Discussion: John Birch society
* Book: John Franklin letters
* Discussion: Mao and the CIA
* The Globalists are going to manufacture both sides of a civil war
* If you understood how my brain worked, we could defeat the Globalists easily
* How to defeat the Globalists: Anything they're for, I'm against
* Alex damns Obama and praises Trump for the same actions
* Maybe some people deserve to be slaves. Not Alex!
* Tea Party is the only hope! 1498 part deuce!
* Karl Rove is a socialist
* We say dumb stuff to hijack your news coverage
* Alex knows the whole game plan because he's not compartmentalized
* Alex has read a lot of books
* Alex's neck is shrinking
* Alex has wheat belly
213: October 2, 2018

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### Persons Mentioned

Christine Blasey Ford, Brett Kavanaugh, Mike Adams, Marc Randazza, Amy Coney Barrett

### OOC Drop

I don't know what's going on

Today, Dan and Jordan discuss the Oct. 2, 2018 episode of The Alex Jones Show. The gents expected to find Alex running a desperate defense for the Supreme Court nomination of Bret Kavanaugh, but they could not have imagined how insane and idiotic Alex's defense would be.

## Tidbits

* Alex dropped the ball, but so did they
* Blasey Ford is the CIA
* Ford does mind control
* Ford wrote the Steele dossier
* Kavanaugh accusers are all psychologists
* Alex realizes he doesn't have the whole story, fakes emotions to avoid talking
* Does Alex commit libel?
* Mike Adams wrote the story Alex is talking about
* "I already know all this"
* Ford was in MK Ultra
* Ford is an executive with an abortion pill company
* Discussion: Ford's pharmaceutical ties
* Ford works for Soros
* Alex reads Mike Adam's report
* DARPA is above the CIA
* Discussion: Ford's mind control work
* Adams cherry picks words to twist Ford's research
* Alex makes shit up about a graphic
* Adams is playing 3 card monty in his article
* Ford is running a mind control op on the country
* Discussion: Mike Adams sucks
* Ford advocates torture
* Guest: Marc Randazza
* Marc is Alex's lawyer, has been a lawyer to Nazis
* Alex is suing PayPal
* Alex: Barring us from PayPal is like barring black people from lunch counters, Marc: I wouldn't go that far
* Alex compares PayPal and other companies to Hitler
* Marc is not a fan of Kavanaugh
* Ford is creating Unibombers
* Alex proposes what would happen if Kavanaugh withdraws
* Amy Coney Barrett discussion
* "Barrett raped me"
* Alex talks bullshit about LGBT
* Alex is OK with FEMA because Trump is in power
* Alex doesn't want to sue people, but he has to... ad pivot
* Kavanaugh hearing triggered Alex
* I don't want martial law, but antifa exists!
* It's not martial law if it's in response to the democrats
* InfoWars is like fight club, so tell all your friends
313: June 23-24, 2019

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Today, Dan and Jordan discuss a couple episodes from earlier in the week on The Alex Jones Show. It's the best of times and worst of times, as one day brings Alex Jones basically doing an impression of a Project Camelot episode, and the next, he jumps fully on board with a new dumb video from Project Veritas.

## Tidbits

* Headline: mind control by cellphone
* Where do the elites live? Cut off by break
* Discussion: Greenbank radio telescope
* NASA (aka the breakaway civilization) is running cellphone free corridors in West Virginia
* Save the InfoWars Mega Special
* I want you to know where to go when the globalists attack
* Alex knows where the main armored redoubt is because the globalists offered to let him live there
* Alex reads an article about Greenbank and makes shit up about it
* Alex will make sure the globalists don't get away with giving kids cancer
* This is legendary info
* Alex: Every broadcast is the most important
* Project Veritas claims Google is involved in election meddling
* Discussion: Project Veritas's video
* Discussion: Jen Gennai
* Alex claims Project Veritas winds lawsuits and doesn't edit video
* Heirarchy of heroes
* Alex does a terrible impression of Tim Cook
* I don't care what you do with your ding a ling
* Discussion: Apple working conditions
* Discussion: Chinese suicide nets
* Alex hates Tim Cook for being gay and powerful
* Does Alex think his gay impression is funny?
* Alex gets misogynistic about AOC and Ilhan Omar
* Guest: James O'Keefe
* O'Keefe thinks 1984 is just a movie
* Discussion: Algorithm fairness
* Alex calls Dem candidates cockroaches
* Alex does a 2 night special on debates
* Alex talks shitty about Omar
* Alex plays clip of Omar but keeps interrupting it
360: October 23, 2019

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### Persons Mentioned

Bill Taylor, Adam Schiff, Bruce Parscale, Norm Pattis, Cary Poarch, Robert Barnes

### OOC Drop

I own a chainsaw

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on the present day of The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex has both of his lawyers on as guest, and the two of them have an informal "who can be the worst" contest that is really pretty mind-blowing.

## Tidbits

* Bill Taylor said there's no quid pro quo
* Discussion: Taylor's opening statement
* Discussion: now is the time to turn on Trump
* Adam Schiff wrote Taylor's statement
* Discussion: Schiff's transcript
* What's going on with the homeless?
* Alex doesn't like Bruce Parscale
* Discussion: Alex's palace intrigue
* Friday's guest is going to be ENORMOUS!
* I might get killed over Friday's guest
* Discussion: guesses about the guest
* They're microchipping the homeless in Austin
* Discussion: Why do the globalists keep working in Austin?
* Discussion: ID chips for the homeless
* Alex does a good, smooth ad pivot
* Weird iodine commercials
* Discussion: Alex's iodine metaphor sucks and is overtly christian identity
* Discussion: fluoride in China's water
* Tyranny 2.0: Proud Boys sentenced to jail!
* Discussion: Proud Boys are a gang
* They're trying to ban the word bitch
* Discussion: Massachusetts Right of Free Petition
* Men arrested for speech in Connecticut
* Discussion: N-word video
* Guest: Norm Pattis
* Norm wants to be the lawyer for the Connecticut kids
* Norm says the N-word. Twice
* The N-word video might be a false flag because the people don't look or act white
* Alex wants to set up a DC bureau
* Discussion: DC part 2
* Guest: Cary Poarch, CNN Project Veritas Whistleblower
* Oliver Darcy tried to work at InfoWars
* Discusison: Old Tweets
* Alex downplays his on air drunkenness
* Cary had to flee CNN
* Interview sucks
* Your light bulbs are spying on you
* Discussion: Project Veritas video
* Cary used to be a leftist
* Alex offers Cary a job
* You can't argue with a tape
* Youtube radicalized Cary, but he says Youtube can't radicalize people
* Discussion: Youtube pipeline
* Let's go to calls... Racist Chinese voice!
* Discussion: ABC Kurd/Kentucky video
* Discussion: fuck Alex
* Guest: Robert Barnes
* Barnes: Russia is useful in the war against Islam
* Challenge: Who's worse, Norm or Barnes?
302: Discernment Overload

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### Persons Mentioned

Owen Shroyer, Larry Nichols, Kevin Moore, Tere Joyce, Kerry Cassidy, Mark Richards, Jim Fetzer, Bill Ryan, Jo Ann Richards, Simon Parks, Randy Kramer, Steve D Kelly

### OOC Drop

Pearl Harbor was a false fucking flag

Today, Dan and Jordan take a Wacky Wednesday break to check in on the newest updates in the ongoing saga of Sweary Kerry Cassidy and the guy who's trying to make a documentary about how her best friend is not a space captain, but is actually a murderer. In this installment, the gents break down a recorded conversation between the two that involves "discernment."

## Tidbits

* Monday: InfoWars was an ad plug
* Owen Shroyer hosted all day
* InfoWars: trash
* Project Camelot: trash
* Coach Dave: trash
* Larry Nichols: boring
* Larry Nichols recorded an album of cover songs, it's pretty good
* Is Larry's cigarette voice put on?
* Kevin Moore goes on Freedom of Joyce to talk shit on Kerry and Mark
* FOJ is on Youtube and hopefully American Freedom Radio
* No one vets their guests
* Discernment is the new buzzword
* Discernment is what resonates with your soul
* Interview is noisy
* Kevin talks about learning about the Pendragon murder
* Kevin has a recorded phone call with Kerry
* Kevin is longwinded and boring
* Kerry: what's your point?
* Kerry: the info is already out there if you google it, so I won't cover it
* Kevin: I wouldn't have thought to google it
* Kevin doesn't take responsibility for his guests
* Kerry: do you have new information?
* Kerry: if you want to trust your new source, go ahead
* Kerry: have you ever investigated a false flag?
* Kerry goes Obama birther
* Discussion: Jim Fetzer
* Fetzer is a holocaust denier and Project Camelot guest
* Kerry: it's all just word of mouth
* Who's framing Mark? Nazi mind control
* Kevin gets upset that Kerry criticizes his interview style
* Kerry: lots of people talk about Camelot
* Bill Ryan is descended from King Arthur
* Contact in the Desert is a can of worms
* Contact in the Desert is only 20% truth
* Kevin tries to claim he was skeptical of Jo Ann Richards and Mark Richards
* Kerry: I don't care what you do
* Simon Parks claims a UK intelligence contact vouches for Mark
* Kevin: if you're prepared to lie, what else is bullshit?
* Kevin wants to be a skeptic as well as a psychic hotline owner
* Kevin admits to coming at Kerry from a place of anger
* Kevin wants to do more documentaries, uses Kerry as ammo
* Tere has had Randy Kramer on
* Steve D Kelly has been on Freedom of Joyce 17 times
* Kelly and Tere tour Getty museum
* Kevin cuts a promo on Kerry
* Kevin channeled aliens that talk about discernment
* Kevin's aliens have the same verbal tics as Kevin
* Discernment sparks joy
348: September 24-25, 2019

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Today, Dan and Jordan look at how Alex Jones has been covering the massive news of the previous few days. Trump gave an anti-Globalist speech at the UN, the House launched an impeachment inquiry, and Alex announced some lawsuits he's filing. Yet, the most important news on this episode may be that Alex thinks someone who definitely was not a US president was actually a US president.

## Tidbits

* Alex attacks Greta Thunberg
* Discussion: leave kids alone
* Alex didn't care about Greta until Tucker covered her
* Guest: Carpe Donktum
* RIP: r/The\_Donald
* Alex rants about demons
* Alex says Greta is pumped full of vaccines
* Demons are anti-fossil fuel
* Discussion: CO2 levels are not at the lowest level
* Alex doesn't cover Trump's UN speech
* Mothers talk to Alex at pool parties
* Alex plays silent video for radio
* The left wants to impeach and execute Trump
* Trump is the first president to talk about religious persecution at the UN
* Discussion: Alex is wrong
* Alex rants about Greta
* Greta is Soros backed antifa
* Discussion: Soros/Greta photoshop
* Discussion: Q conspiracies about Greta
* Greta is a scam
* Alex fell for a speaker scam
* Alex talks about a Nigerian scam again
* Alex talks shit arout r/The\_Donald
* r/The\_Donald is run by Chicomms
* Discussion: Chinese investment in reddit
* Alex gets cut off by a hard break
* Alex sings Silver Stallion by the Highwaymen
* Discussion: Odinists
* Alex is pushing to get r/The\_Donald crowd to memeworld
* Carpe Donktum goes over who's on memeworld
* Alex talks about next year's sales
* Alex does a racist Chinese voice
* Washington Post asks Xi to crush Trump
* Alex turns heel on the American people
* Guest: Lord Monckton
* Lord Monckton, Greta Thunberg expert
* Breaking news: Greta's parents reported for child abuse, says Leo Zagami
* Trump did not offer Ukraine pro quo quo
* Ukraine is a hoax
* Reminder: Alex in 2016 said Trump is mobbed up
* Alex thinks Jefferson Davis was a president of the US
* The deep state is making its move right now
* Incel antifa is going to do mass shootings at movies
* Discussion: Incel antifa
* Whoops, I said Jefferson Davis
* The whistleblower is Trump's idea
* Alex references Song of the South
* Discussion: Biden and Ukraine
* You can't con an honest man
* Trump doesn't commit crimes on the phone
* Alex lies about Biden at CFR
* Biden at CFR video
* Guest: Robert Barnes
* We should be covering the world, but we're going to cover my lawsuits
* Discussion: ignore the lawsuits
* Barnes probably wrote the filing
* Barnes: CFR video is a smoking gun
* Good Work Barnes
* Barnes knows there was no investigation into Hunter Biden
* Alex: Barnes is an expert in everything
* Barnes is working for free because of the exposure
* Alex misrepresents his case
* Democrats are scared and backed into a corner

## Notable Bits

* Alex's True Story
* Good Work Barnes!