Jeff Goldblum's Slippery Adventure

Jeff Goldblum's Slippery Adventure is a channel dedicated to the incoherent ramblings of Luke. As time has gone on, every post in the channel has gotten more and more cerebral, recently developing its own ARG of sorts. The series has spawned multiple spin offs, to mild success.

## Season 1

The channel began on January 28th of 2021, with a resounding "shitted striped pants". From then on he would solely post things that more or less related to him (ex. Saw holding a copy of Bushido Blade for the PS1). It should be noted that this is also where the Star Wars Pizza Theme originated, before it spiraled into its own thing.

The success of the Jeff Goldblum channel has also spawned similar channels, those being:

* Lady Ann's h on March 14th, 2021
* Koronba's Walmart Trip on March 15th, 2021
* Fish Channel on March 13th, 2021

It should be noted that each channel (mind the Lady Ann channel\*) has more or less resorted to talking about things they enjoy, or just shitposting, while the original Jeff Goldblum channel has stayed the same since the beginning.

\*The Lady Ann channel has been mostly inactive mind a few spontaneous happenings.

On August 14th, Luke posted the following message: "Getting high off the market and baby yuo know it's banana week". Interviews with Luke after this message confirm that this message meant something at one point and made sense to him, but has since forgotten the original message behind it.

The next day, Luke would post the picture of Jeff Goldblum pictured above, spiritually signaling that a new era of the channel had begun

## Season 2

Season 2 started off strong with "will you get sick if you rub feces in your eyes". Another notable occurrence was when Luke supposedly went on autopilot about Elon Musk.

Season 2 also gave us Mystical Magikkal "brah" bang and the unforgettable Yappo Keepo, which has become a staple of the channel right next to Goldblum.

Near the end of Season 2's lifetime, more images of Jeff Goldblum would show up, starting with "things happen", which starred a picture of Jeff Goldblum edited to look like Spamton G. Spamton from Deltarune Chapter 2 (which Luna followed up on). Following this was "do they even know what kind of world we live in" which featured Jeff Goldblum in a very odd jogging outfit.

Season 2 ultimately concluded with "Something happened soon..." which hinted at an expansion to the channel

## Season 3 (ongoing)

Season 3 started off potentially even stronger than the previous season with "Yoppa! Geep the fit! No? Bitch!", seemingly confirming that Luke had actually lost his mind and was developing his own language. Following that was a message about Jeff Goldblum with a pair of golden with the caption "I got that thang!!!"

What wasn't apparent at that time was that Luke was setting up for something big. About 8 minutes later Luke would post this photo:

While it may seem gibberish at first (and for a while), it was actually hinting at something. The writing on the image wasn't nonsensical, they were actually instructions. On the original image, there was a set of letters printed onto Jeff Goldblum's teeth, which had to be read from top to bottom. Upon further research, it was found that part of a YouTube link was in the bottom left corner of the instructions image. Putting together the code would surely lead to a video of some sorts, but the text on the teeth was indecipherable. Fortunately, Luke came up with a solution:

7 hours later, Luke posted a picture of Jeff Goldblum standing at a D23 expo with a YouTube link edited next to him (which had to be ENHANCED!!!). Now that the link was uncovered, it was time to follow it.

What followed was a channel by the name of VolsshmhiYK, with only 2 videos.

The first video, titled "Lovin' it!" was a 5 second video of a beached fish, with the description "hey you!"

The second and most recent video is titled "Welcome", which features a character named Y, claiming that he's not Jeff Goldblum and claiming that he was funny and would make funny videos. This is all we have to go off of for now.

## Trivia

* The channel may have gotten its namesake from Luke's fascination with the actor
* The name VolsshmhiYK apparently means something, but it's not clear what
* In the Goop Season Discord, the channel is actually marked NSFW.