Pee Dog

The proud canine, standing on some rocks.

**Pee Dog** is a dog tamed by WilburSoot on Day 1 and he is the first dog to be tamed by Wilbur, preceding Poo Dog and Cum Dog.

Pee Dog was the subject of great importance and controversy during The First Dragon Egg War, where his custody was retuned to Sophietexas instead of Wilbur. As of Day 54, Pee Dog has been living in Brittany, a colony of Newfoundland, under the supervision of Sophie.

## Importance

Pee Dog is the national animal of Newfoundland.

Pee Dog represents the suffering WilburSoot endured when building the Transatlantic Median.

## Personality

Pee Dog is extremely stupid. In one instance, he walked onto some magma blocks and refused to get off. Wilbur scrambled to save him and luckily mined the blocks in time. Another instance was when WilburSoot was testing the Transatlantic Median and Pee Dog walked onto the tracks, not moving until the last second. If WilburSoot had struck Pee Dog with his minecart, Pee Dog would have died instantly.

Pee Dog has a habit of getting lost and refusing to teleport to Wilbur. In one instance, he teleported himself into a hole that Wilbur, of Newfoundland, spent several minutes mining around to find.

## History

### Day 1

Pee Dog was found chasing a skeleton at night, during which WilburSoot helped Pee Dog to kill said skeleton. However, Pee Dog merely chased the skeleton around a bit, so it is up to debate whether or not Pee Dog was actually useful in this encounter.

Pee Dog's name was originally chosen to be "Labrador", (named after the Canadian province of Newfoundland and Labrador) but "Blue" was selected instead. Soon afterward, he was renamed by Parliament of Newfoundland.

The idea came from Wilbur's video "I asked 55k People "Would You Rather" Questions. Here are the Results". The bonus question was about whether a person rather have a dog made of pee, or pee made of dogs. The majority of people would've rather had a dog made of pee, as peeing dogs would be extremely uncomfortable.

### Day 3

Pee Dog was found underground in an air pocket surround by wood on all sides, with gravel below. Wilbur spent some time mining after the sound of Pee Dog, after which he discovered the hole and told Pee Dog to stand up.

### Day 6

Wilbur tamed a second dog, which he named Poo Dog. It was initially believed that during Wilbur's attempts at testing the Bridge, Poo Dog was accidentally killed by a minecart in motion. In actuality, a stray was killed and Poo Dog was confirmed to be alive. Later on, a third dog, Cum Dog, was tamed.

### Day 30

Sophietexas officially named the dog with a Name Tag as a surprise Christmas gift for Wilbur.

### Day 48

Pee Dog was kidnapped by Ph1LzA because WilburSoot did not give Philza the Dragon Egg that he stole during the Moon Landing.

### Day 49

Pee Dog was briefly rescued by Kara, before Phil returned online to confront her. After a brief bit of negotiations, Kara agreed to leave Pee Dog in Phil's hands provided he feeds Pee Dog and finds Pee Dog a girlfriend/boyfriend.

### Day 54

*Main Article: The First Dragon Egg War*

As Wilbur logged on for the first time since the Moon Landing, he found Phil's ransom note. Along with Sophietexas, Wilbur traveled to the Antarctic Empire, where negotiations began. Philza demanded the return of the Fourth Dragon Egg, and promised to release Pee Dog. After Wilbur showed a willingness to sacrifice Pee Dog in order to keep the Egg, Pete and Sophie questioned if he should really keep him. As Wilbur made an attempt to flee with the Egg (which Pete called "pulling a Tommy"), he was intercepted and killed by Philza.

With the Egg now in the hand of the Antarctic Empire, and with everyone in the voice chat calling for Wilbur to give up and take Pee Dog home, it was proposed that Sophie should become Pee Dog's new owner, to which she agreed. Wilbur made a joking remark about the situation ("Have you heard my song *Karen Please Come Back I Miss The Kids*?") and returned to the Empire with Phil. There, he was given an ultimatum. Philza gave him a grenade and made an opening in the glass cage where Pee Dog was being held. He promised that he would give Wilbur the Egg, but only if he kills Pee Dog with the grenade. After seemingly going to take the offer, he went on a monologue, explaining how he wanted to keep both the Egg and Pee Dog, but the whole incident showed him he deserves neither. He officially made Sophie the new owner of Pee Dog, and told Phil he can keep the Egg.

In an unexpected turn of events, Philza then broke the cage and struck Pee Dog with his sword, burning him alive with two swift strokes to the complete shock and horror of Wilbur and Sophie. The two escaped the building and rushed to grab a plane, only for Phil to reveal this was all a ruse, and the dog in the cage was one of Phil's dogs disguised as Pee Dog. He called for Will and Sophie to return to the Antarctic Empire, and they did. At this time, out of either shame, shock or sadness, Wilbur committed suicide with the grenade previously given to him.

Kara arrived due to the fake kill, and Phil admitted that he created the situation entirely for the purpose of showing Wilbur just how much the two betrayals hurt him. As the two girls watched, Phil dug into the right stair of Technoblade's Palace's Grand Staircase, revealing that he had hidden the real Pee Dog in a boat atop netherrack and soul sand.

Phil explained that after Kara's failed rescue mission, he had to create several more hiding spots, taking care to hide the real Pee Dog away inconspicuously to prevent any further rescue missions. He boated Pee Dog out of the Port, and released Pee Dog's boat into Sophie's custody. Kara would remain with the two, noting that Pee Dog's dad (Wilbur) did not want him anymore, prompting Techno to comment that it was relatable.

Sophie then boated Pee Dog a little ways away, before Phil had to help her move him into the waters nearby. Kara would escort Sophie into the waters, before asking her to give Pee Dog a mate named V Dog, which Sophie noted was a good idea. Phil noted that he had forgotten that condition of keeping Pee Dog to Kara and Sophie's amusement.

## Trivia

* According to Sophietexas, Pee Dog is a water type.

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