Canterlot Presidentials' Voltage Boldness

—Official warning

**Canterlot Presidentials' Voltage Boldness**, abbreviated as **CPVB**, is a fictitious story in the Luna the Miracle Boy series. It is a depiction of the ballad of the Petrovburg Heroes that also includes "Rise of the Petrovburg Heroes" from the Petrovburg Reformation Tales.

## Summary

### Detention is Magic

The story opens with the Petrovburg Heroes in detention for playing a prank on Mikhail Subianto and uploading it to the internet. Each PH personnel in the group blames another for landing them in detention:

* Celestia blames Vincent for unleashing an army of the Fluttershy gerbils while she was decorating the campus for homecoming.
* Vincent blames Jason for kicking a soccer ball into the campus lockers, frightening the Fluttershy gerbils.
* Jason blames Martin for popping a balloon and startling him while he was practicing with the basketball.
* Martin blames Luna for making a mess with his pie-making robot and causing Martin to slip while recording Tobias' "Outfit of the Day" live stream.
* Luna blames Dennis for pressing the "On" button for his robot too early.
* Dennis blames Celestia because Celestia's homecoming decorations clouded her vision, causing her to turn on Luna's robot by mistake and trip over Martin.

Tobias interrupts her friends' arguing and shows them the recording of the incident on her phone. As the Frihetens already argued, Celestia's decorations caused Dennis to turn on Luna's robot, which caused Martin to slip and pop a balloon, which caused Jason to throw his basketball, which caused the Fluttershy gerbils to escape, and Dennis tripped over Martin, causing her apple pie to fly into Mr. Mia.

The entire incident was an accident for which each of them was partly responsible. The Frihetens apologize to each other for casting blame and go to show Mr. Mia what really happened. Upon reviewing the evidence, Mr. Mia forgives the Frihetens for what was clearly an accident. By this time, the Frihetens have already fully served their detention, having spent most of it arguing, and they leave for home.

### Dashin' Around

Jason wakes up to an announcement on the radio stating Italy Hospodines author – Jan Henryk Dąbrowski, is holding a book signing at the city bookstore later that day. As soon as Jason gets dressed, Dennis calls him to remind her that she promised to help out on the Applejack Family's farm that day. Jason does not back out of Dennis' promise, but he resolves to help out quickly so that he can make it to Dąbrowski's book signing.

At the Applejack House, Jason is welcomed by Dennis and her parents (Hideyoshi and Maria). The four catch up over apple cider for the next hour and a half. When Jason wonders about Colin's location, Dennis mentions that she left early for the bookstore. Wanting to get out quickly, Jason uses his super-speed to rake all the leaves, collect eggs from the chicken coop, feed the pigs, and pick apples from the trees.

When Colin returns with a copy of the new Italy Hospodines signed by Jan Henryk Dąbrowski, Dennis pulls Jason along to the bookstore so that she can get her own copy. Unfortunately, the book signing is already over by the time they get there. Dennis realizes that Jason was rushing to do the Applejack's chores so that he could make it to the book signing. When asked why he did not say anything earlier, Jason says he did not want to break Dennis' promise to help out on the Applejack farm.

Dennis points out that Jason did let her down because the whole point of asking Jason for help was because Dennis and Hideyoshi were to spend time with her, which they hardly get to do anymore because of college work and saving the republic from Aulia's curse magic. Jason apologizes for putting his own desires over spending time with a friend.

Just then, Dąbrowski comes out of the bookstore. Dennis catches him before he leaves and asks him to sign Jason's copy of his new book. Dąbrowski is happy to do so, and Jason is too starstruck to say anything. As Dąbrowski leaves, Jason resolves to spend the rest of the evening hanging out with Dennis.

### Biogesic Voltage

At Canterlot Presidential University, Princess Finlandia and Principal Tony announce the upcoming "Biogesic Sport" athletics competition, the winner of which will be declared the top athlete on the campus. Jason is confident that he will win, but his friends get into the spirit of competition. Though they cannot possibly excel at every single sport, they decide to focus on excelling at one sport each.

One month later, the sports competition begins, and Jason is still overconfident in his ability to win. However, he finds his friends beating him at every event: Dennis beats him in track and field, Norved beats him in the long jump, Vincent beats him in the discus throw, Celestia beats him in gymnastics, Luna beats him in ping-pong, and Tobias beats him in ballet. Even though he comes in first overall, he only wins second-place medals. Despite his friends' congratulations, his egotism is severely bruised.

The next day, the sports competition is set to conclude with an exhibition soccer match. Jason, having been beaten by his friends in every sporting event, starts to feel like he is holding them back and they do not need him anymore. When his friends find him sulking by himself, he expresses disappointment in himself; they offer him words of encouragement, but he has lost all confidence. Without Jason to be their captain, the rest of the Frihetens switch up their team positions, but Jason argues against their changes. Fearing they will lose the soccer match without him, Jason decides to join them on the field.

As the Petrovburg Heroes play soccer, Jason realizes he does not always need to be the best, and he is proud of his friends for doing so well in the sports competition.

## Quotes

### Detention is Magic

**Mikhail Subianto**: Some of you are here because you played a prank on one of your teachers and streamed it to the entire internet. I sincerely hope you take this time to think about what you did and ask yourself some very tough questions. I'm keeping this ball, by the way.
**Celestia**: [to Vincent] Us being in detention is your fault!
**Vincent**: It's... It's... It's Jason who did it!
**Jason**: You're so wrong you didn't even get the sport right! But I bet Princess Martin can tell you what sport it was!!
**Martin**: A balloon did pop... because of Luna! And Dennis! Mungkin.
**Luna**: It was obviously— You, Dennis!
**Dennis**: Celestia!
**Tobias**: Stop arguing, guys!! There you have it. Everyone's to blame and no one's to blame.
**Celestia**: Does that mean we get out of detention early?
**Mr. Mia**: Early? Frihetens, detention is already over. You can all go home.
### Dashin' Around

**Jason**: Sir Dąbrowski?
**Radio Announcer**: That's right, Jan Henryk Dąbrowski! He'll be signing copies of the new Italy Hospodines book. First come, first serve so get there...
**Jason**: Get there when?!
**Radio Announcer**: Now!
**Jason**: Right.
**Dennis**: It's been ages since you spent the day helpin' out at the farm.
**Jason**: Helping the Applejack out on their farm... Right. That's today.
**Mrs. Maria**: And then Colin turns to her grandma — Mrs. Gloriosa. She says, "The apple doesn't fall far from the family tree!"
**Dennis** and **Mr. Hideyoshi**: Hahahaha!
**Dennis**: Kita bisa mulai dengan menyapu daun dan kemudian—
**Jason**: Di atasnya!
**Dennis**: I admit we're behind on collecting eggs from the coup [sic]. It may take awhile—
**Jason**: Done!
**Dennis**: You piggies must all be starv—
**Jason**: Done!
**Jason**: I promised I'd come help you at the farm. I couldn't be a flake and let you down.
**Dennis**: The thing is... you did let me down. Do you really think we need your help? Why, my father – Hideyoshi, can get them chores done with both hands tied behind our backs! We wanted to spend time with you.
**Mr. Dąbrowski**: You don't talk much, do you, Jason?
**Jason**: Uhhhh...
**Mr. Dąbrowski**: You two have a wonderful evening.
**Jason**: Oh, I will have a wonderful evening.
**Dennis**: Why? Because you just met your favorite author?
**Jason**: No! Because I'm spending it with a good friend.
### Biogesic Voltage

**Principal Tony**: At the end of the competition, we'll be able to crown the best overall athlete in our university!
**Jason**: I think we know who that is.
**Dennis**: Uh-huh.
**Vincent**: Is it Luciano? I heard he just broke the campus record on rope skipping!
**Martin**: [sighs] I'm not very into sports— The stuff I did was on four legs or with magic.
**Celestia**: Just yesterday I finally mastered the back-handspring-to-somersault-with-tuck-switch-to-flip!
**Vincent**: Jason, you don't need to win to be the best.
**Celestia**: Yeah, like, to be a best friend, you don't need to win in anything!
**Jason**: I feel like my friends are outpacing me, and I thought I was the fast one... What if they don't need me anymore? What if they think that I'll just hold them back? Even worse, what if they're right in thinking that?
**Jason**: Wait, you're making Vincent goalkeeper? And Dennis in front? No way! You can't—it won't—whatteryathinkyer—ow! I bit my tongue!
**Martin**: Let's have fun!
**Jason**: And win this thing!
**Luna**: Jason!
**Jason**: What? I can't let all your hard work go to waste!
## References

1. **Main course**
	* https://mlp.fandom.com/wiki/My\_Little\_Pony\_Equestria\_Girls:\_Canterlot\_High:\_March\_Radness