Fatass

An Image Of Fatass He Is Very Fucking Fat

Fatass Is A Character In The Reggiesworld Series. He Is A Cat Gang Member Who Works At A Weather Station.

## Overview

Fatass is the world's largest and by far fattest cat, weighing over 1.05 tons or 1,140 lbs. He has been seen in many restaurants especially those which are fast food restaurants eating everything for free and then moving to the next one. He was born in Lean River. He is currently being stalked by the ATF and FBI, possibly even the NSA and is certainly not on the run.

### Cat Gang

Fatass started a gang During The Satin War, which is mostly peaceful. They usually just deal drugs and ask people to join them. They started invading the Suicide shitsquad gang in 2020, which is an ongoing conflict. His gang has 51 members.

## Crime List

This is a comprehensive list of every individual crime with minor details.

1. Stealing from a burger king
2. Stealing from another burger king
3. Stealing from at least 16 wendy's locations
4. Stealing
5. Stealing
6. Stealing
7. Stealing
8. Stealing
9. Stealing
10. Stealing
11. Stealing
12. Stealing
13. Stealing
14. Stealing
15. Stealing
16. Stealing
17. theft
18. poaching
19. Stealing a house from an unknown individual
20. Attempted homicide (tried to kill a 3 year old for eating food that he saw first)
21. Attempted homicide (unreleased details)
22. homicide (beat an elderly man to death in 2005)
23. homicide (killed an orphan in 1997)
24. homicide (just killed someone in 1993)
25. pew (broke into someone's house and killed everyone inside in 1992)
26. Breaking and entering
27. homicide
28. homicide
29. homicide
30. homicide
31. homicide
32. homicide
33. 14 counts of homicide counted as an individual crime (1996)
34. pew (killed everyone in a mcdonalds and ate the food in 1997)
35. 12 counts of homicide counted as an individual crime in a mass shooting (1997)
36. regicide (assassinated a king of pee pee poo poo land in 1995)
37. homicide (killed at least 2 young women in their car in 2014)
38. Robbery (robbed a gas station in 2013)
39. homicide (killed someone in the aformentioned gas station)
40. homicide (killed another person in the aformentioned gas station)
41. homicide (killed a cop at the gas station)
42. Breaking and entering (broke into someone's house in 2021)
43. Breaking and entering (broke into someone's house in 1998)
44. Animal Abuse (killed and ate over 17 dogs because he got mad at one)
45. Assault
46. at least 13,000 counts of asault counted as an individual crime (1991-2021, charged 2021)
47. Battery (he owns a lot of batteries)
48. Possession of illegal drugs (390 lbs of marijuana, 2007)
49. Possession of illegal drugs (over 77 morbillion dollars of meth, 2012)
50. Possession of illegal drugs (unknown amount of crack cocaine)
51. Verbal Assault
52. Verbal Assault (screeched at jake paul in 2017)
53. Cannibalism (ate a few cats because the red robin was closed)
54. Cannibalism (ate a stray cat in 2009)
55. Cannibalism (ate a kitten in 2004)
56. Cannibalism (ate a family of cats in 2011)
57. Cannibalism (ate at least 240 other cats from 1992 to 2018)
58. Mass homicide (he has killed at least 390 people and cats, each)
59. Trespassing
60. Trespassing
61. Trespassing
62. Trespassing
63. Owning an illegally obtained firearm (2002)
64. Making IEDs (he made 2 IEDs back in 2016 because he wanted to blow up Sexylvania)
65. Owning IEDs (he had a truck bomb in 2020 which he got from an unnamed friend)
66. Owning an illegally obtained firearm (2003)
67. Owning an illegally obtained firearm (present day)
68. Owning an illegally obtained firearm (1991)
69. Owning a shit ton of nitroglycerin (1991)
70. Owning a shit ton of napalm (1992)
71. Owning a shit ton of IEDs (he has at least 30,000 IEDs and at least 150,000 IEDs back in 1991 which was when he committed his first crime)
72. Drug dealing (he deals a lot of drugs, 1991-now)

## Fatass In Prison

Fatass Got Arrested In (24/11/2022) For Killing A Squirrel. He Tried To Escape From The Death Row Through The Vents But He Was Too Fat. When The Prison Asked What He Wanted As A Meal He Said: "I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." He Eated The Triple Bossy Deluxe And Was Almost Executed By Hanging. His Body Was Given To The God Of Animals And He Was Healed.

## Fatass’s Necropsy

Fatass's Necropsy Showed That He Was Fat As Fuck. The doctor who did the Necropsy Said "that cat is fat as fuck" Those We're His Last Words Before Fatass Got A Post Mortem Temporary Reaction That Made Dead Fatass Grab The Doctors Saw And Stab The Doctor. Then Fatass Searched And Found Medical Cocaine And Snorted It. Shortly after fatass died again because he was high as fuck and tried to put the saw in his bootyhole. Although The God Of Animals Found Him Again And Fatass Was Healed Again.