Episode 42: GOLD!

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## Episode Summary

Robert Englund is in the corner signing autographs for $15 and a kids crooning Sinatra, you're just looking for cigarettes, but how are you going to pay. Take a look inside your soul and find your gold, your currency, your talent, your GOLD.

## Idea Details

* Idea: Using your hidden talent (aka your inner gold) as currency at the point of sale
* Creator of idea: Drew
* Purpose of idea: I've been talking orrrr trying to get at the point that we have hidden talents that we all need to discover. We can do so through these tests or we can do so just uh through living our lives and discovering these talents, but inside we have something that I like to call our gold. Our talent is our gold. And what is gold, Josiah? (Josiah: "It's a color.") Well no, it's a c- well, it is a color. But what else is it? Think about what it is uhh when an old prospector would find a piece of gold. (Josiah: "Uhhhhh pee he would give it to the bank?") That's right! Because the bank is where the money is made. And the gold is a currency, Josiah. Do you understand? Are you following? (Josiah: "So you're saying that my hidden talents don't matter and that I didn't need to do all those tests because no matter what I just go prospect for gold and I'll have gold and I can go to the bank and then I'll -") No. No no no. What I'm saying is that we have to become sort of prospectors of the soul and look inwards and find that gold, find that hidden talent! Because that talent is itself a currency; it's gold! And it can be traded. And I would like to see a society based on inner gold trading. And what I mean by that is a society where you can use your talents as a currency in exchange for goods and services.
* Timetable: No timetable was given in the episode. However, based on Josiah's cashier playacting at the end of the episode in response to Drew's crooning, Fred's will likely be created soon.
* Idea details:
	+ Everyone in the world has a hidden talent, or inner gold, which is itself a currency that can be traded in exchange for goods and services.
	+ If someone's hidden talent was doing magic, for instance, they could purchase milk by performing a trick like catching a bullet.
	+ The grandiosity of the performed version of your hidden talent is relative to how much inner gold it would be worth. In the above example, catching a bullet might be deemed worthy of an exchange rate of $5,000 of milk, but that does not necessarily mean you would have to take that much milk. This would be a similar experience to going in and buying a jug of milk for $5,000 in the present-day world. While it may be seen as abnormal behavior, you can certainly do it; it's not illegal. As an alternative, you could simply perform a card trick which might be deemed to have a gold value closer to that of a single jug of milk. In the event that your hidden talent is something like singing a song, you could instead go in and sing a song in exchange for some cigarettes or licorice or something.
	+ The only currency in the world will be inner gold. It will be used not just for getting milk and cigarettes, but also for things like your mortgage and Twitch account and Amazon account.
		- Note: It is unclear what this means for World Wide Dollar, which was previously established to be the World Wide Currency in Episode 2: World Wide Lottery, at a value equivalent to $1 CAD.
	+ This program of using hidden talent inner gold as the only form of currency will begin as a pilot program at a single corner store by the name of Fred's.
	+ The mascot of Fred's will be Freddy Krueger so there is no need for Josiah and Drew to build up their own hype for their corner store. While he may be a child killer in the movies, it's important to remember that they are only movies and that the people he's killing are actually teens and they're played by grown adults.
	+ Fred's will be branded as the go-to place for horror heads and gore hounds. While these people are generally thought of as having no talent and being among the worst and lowest people in our society, the hidden talent inner gold pilot program at Fred's will show the world that even they have worth.
	+ Josiah and Drew will each work in 12-hour shifts at Fred's in order to keep it fully staffed at all times since it is their store. The guy who runs the Globe Hell Wiki will also work there.
	+ After the pilot program at Fred's is successful, the idea of using hidden talent inner gold as the only exchangeable form of currency in the world will spread to a global scale, which will be known as Freddy Goes Global.
	+ People will discover what their hidden talent inner gold is by taking a personality quiz on YouTube, such as "What Is Your Hidden Talent? Personality Test | Mister Test" or "WHAT IS YOUR HIDDEN TALENT? Personality Test Quiz - 1 Million Tests".

## Devil Play

* Josiah asked what is going to inspire someone to work as a cashier at Fred's if there is no money, especially if it would mean they face either near-certain death from bullet-catching mishaps or just an onslaught of people showing off their macaroni art or whatever.
	+ Drew responded that he and Josiah will work there since it's their store. They will simply work 12-hour shifts each. Also the guy who runs the Globe Hell Wiki will work there.
* Josiah expressed his concern that some hidden talents like the ability to write prose, for example, may be difficult to judge in terms of their merit in an exchange for goods and services.
	+ Drew pointed out that we all have inner talents, we all have gold inside. Taking a personality quiz will determine your hidden talent inner gold for you and then you just have to perform that talent at the store.
	+ Josiah noted that critics are often blinded by their own biases and asked how they are to judge if something is a good piece of writing or not.
	+ Drew stated simply that it would be based on whether it's good or not.

## Notable Events

* The Globe Hell spirit
* Josiah and Drew performed vocal warm-up exercises to make their voices sexier by watching a video called "How to Make Your Voice Charming and Sexy. Voice Training. Advice from Natali Makhno". The exercises were as follows:
	1. Do 5 quick yawns.
	2. Say 'Mmmmmm yes?' like Jim Carrey while dropping your voice to the lowest possible note 8 times.
	3. Sound like a kiss parent by going 'Bldldldldldldldldldldldldldldld' 8 times, or just 3 times.
	4. Speak with a half smile, which is a full smile but two times smaller.
* Josiah and Drew invited Loki, as portrayed by Tom Hiddleston, to speak in a sexy voice. Drew jacked off while he was talking.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "What Is Your Hidden Talent? Personality Test | Mister Test", which had a 10-question quiz to determine your hidden talent. Josiah took the quiz, with the questions and his answers listed below:
	+ 1. Would you be offended if somebody called you:
		- A. Boring
		- B. Unimaginative
		- C. Lazy
		- D. Indifferent - Josiah's answer (20 points)
		- E. Irrational
			* Note: Josiah's answer was originally "F. None of the above", though that was not listed in the quiz as a possible choice.
	+ 2. When you picture your dream house, which amenity takes the spotlight?
		- A. An endless garden
		- B. Private gym
		- C. A huge kitchen
		- D. A comfortable and cozy living room
		- E. The treehouse ;) - Josiah's answer (50 points)
	+ 3. Did you ever sneak out of the house?
		- A. Maybe once or twice
		- B. No, never
		- C. All the time - Josiah's answer (50 points)
	+ 4. When you play games, you play to:
		- A. I don't usually play games
		- B. Win - Josiah's answer based on the points (50 points)
		- C. Have a good time
	+ 5. You could be friend of someone who:
		- A. Has limitless energy
		- B. Shares my love for nature - Drew's choice for Josiah's answer (20 points)
		- C. Has a great sense of humor
		- D. Shares my appreciation for quiet time
		- E. Surprises me with their creative ideas - Josiah's answer based on the points (50 points)
	+ 6. How many of your crushes have you ended up asking out?
		- A. All of them, why not? - Drew's choice for himself (40 points)
		- B. Some of them. The ones I like the most
		- C. None. I prefer to admire from afar - Drew's choice for Josiah's answer (10 points)
		- D. Only a few, once I got to know them well
		- E. Hmm, my crushes ask me out
	+ 7.Your friends' biggest complaint about you is that:
		- A. I never slow down - Josiah's answer (40 points)
		- B. I stay in too much
		- C. I think too much
		- D. I stay out late
		- E. I never shut up
	+ 8. Your friends' biggest compliment about you would be that:
		- A. You're so energetic
		- B. You're so patient
		- C. You're in great shape
		- D. You're so kindhearted
		- E. You're so outgoing - Drew's choice for Josiah's answer based on process of elimination removing all the other available choices (30 points)
	+ 9. If you were a teacher, which subject would you teach?
		- A. Music
		- B. Art
		- C. IT
		- D. Philosophy - Josiah's answer (20 points)
		- E. Physical Education
	+ 10. No matter what, you think it's most important to be a:
		- A. Imaginative mind
		- B. Emotional soul
		- C. Rebel spirit - Josiah's answer (50 points)
		- D. Optimistic person
		- E. Competitive individual
	+ Josiah's total score was 340 points, which corresponds to the hidden talent of Laugh Creator, which can be described as follows:
		- Your empathy level and your attention to the details make you the perfect one to read situations and find in them something to highlight. It seems you're a sociable and funny creature. You may be able to see things from a different point of view. Your friends and relatives appreciate your good mood and positive outlook. You're like a breath of fresh air. Everything is better with a smile! Your life could be a comedy (and you its main star!).
	+ Drew revealed that when he took this personality test, he discovered that his hidden talent was being a Body Master, which can be described as follows:
		- It seems you're a focused and self-confident person. It's highly likely you find the best way to express yourself through your body. Your competitive spirit and agile attitude make you a potential great athlete. In your strong and powerful nature is hidden your talent!
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "WHAT IS YOUR HIDDEN TALENT? Personality Test Quiz - 1 Million Tests", which had a 10-question quiz to determine your hidden talent. Josiah took the quiz, with the questions and his answers listed below:
	+ 1. About what do you want to learn more?
		- Psychology - Josiah's answer based on the stars (3 stars)
		- Economics
		- History
			* Note: Josiah did not pick an answer so Drew awarded him 0 stars.
	+ 2. Do you play any sport?
		- Yes, I'm pretty good
		- When I have the occasion - Josiah's answer (3 stars)
		- Not really
	+ 3. Do you sing?
		- Me? Noooooo!
		- Yes, I have a good voice - Josiah's answer (3 stars)
		- Only in the shower
	+ 4. Your personality is more:
		- introverted - Josiah's answer based on being both introverted and extroverted so he's not in the middle (1 star)
		- extroverted - Josiah's answer based on being both introverted and extroverted so he's not in the middle (3 stars)
		- somewhere in the middle
			* Note: Josiah did not pick a single answer so Drew awarded him 0 stars.
	+ 5. What subject do you hate?
		- Science
		- Mathematics
		- Art Crafts - Josiah's answer based on the stars (3 stars)
			* Note: Josiah's answer was 'Drew' so Drew awarded him 0 stars.
	+ 6. Do you like reading?
		- I love it - Josiah's answer (1 star)
		- No, who does?
		- I read only if I have to
	+ 7. Are you a people person?
		- Yes, everybody can tell that!
		- Not really
		- Mmmm...I guess - Josiah's answer (2 stars)
	+ 8. Do you play any instrument?
		- Sadly no
		- Sometimes just for fun
		- Yes, I have weekly lessons - Josiah's answer (2 stars)
	+ 9. At what subject are you good?
		- Math - Josiah's answer because Music has a little bit of Biology and a little bit of Math cause it's the numbers and the meter and the timbre (3 stars)
		- Music - Josiah's answer because Music has a little bit of Biology and a little bit of Math cause it's the numbers and the meter and the timbre (2 stars)
		- Biology - Josiah's answer because Music has a little bit of Biology and a little bit of Math cause it's the numbers and the meter and the timbre (1 star)
			* Note: Josiah did not pick an answer in time and then he picked all three answers so Drew awarded him 0 stars.
	+ 10. The dream of your life is:
		- To be on stage - Josiah's answer (2 stars)
		- To have a career - Josiah's answer (1 star)
		- To have enough money - Josiah's answer (3 stars)
			* Note: Josiah chose D. All of the above, which was not one of the answers so Drew awarded him 0 stars.
	+ Josiah's total score was 11 stars, which corresponds to:
		- Your hidden talent is to invent or discover something new and change the world. It could be in the medical field or any other field. Never stop believing and working for your cause!
	+ Drew revealed that when he took this personality test, he got the highest possible score range, which corresponds to:
		- Your hidden talent is to influence people, to lead groups or communities. You have charisma and a bright mind. The world needs role models and people to work for a better change!
* Drew revealed that his hidden talent is that he's a crooner.
* Drew crooned *Fly Me to the Moon* by Frank Sinatra while Loki spoke in a sexy voice.
* Drew crooned *That's Life* by Frank Sinatra while Loki spoke in a sexy voice.

## Notable Quotes

### Josiah

* "Well speaking of mouths and filling them up with things, uh before we get started this week, you know, I - we like to do little warm-ups, little ways of getting into the s- uh Globe - the Globe Hell spirit, which is kind of a very addictive feeling that it's c- happening across the world, you see it, it's in the - it's palpable, the Globe Hell spirit is sweeping the nation, people are loving to feel the Globe Hell spirit and they're feeling the Globe Hell spirit."
* "And that's because of - I mean, saying 'hell world', having - naming your, you know, Substack is called 'hell world' or something, putting 'hell' in it, that's us! We started that! Saying dumpster fire, *We Didn't Start* - doing a parody of *We Didn't Start The Fire* about 2020, that was us! Uh I mean, all these thing, our footprints and fingerprints are all over everything cause we're walking around like a dog. And both kinds of prints are happening."
* "[In response to Drew saying they sniff each other's butts like dogs] That's true. And maybe occasionally givin a little taste test. Cause we're millennials and we eat ass and we're not ashamed of it."
* "Cause, you know, sexuh sell- sexuh sells. And it's uh s- capitalism. Late capitalism is about uh. They say that sex sells and they say that it's late capitalism, and when somebody says, 'I'm late,' it usually means they've missed their period and they're pregnant because of fucking. And so that's why we need to embrace late capitalism by say- by sbeing sexier. OK? Do you follow?"
* "[Doing 5 quick yawns as an exercise to make your voice sexier] \*yawn\* \*yawn\* \*yawn\* \*yawn\* \*yawn\*."
* "Mmmmmm yes. OK so 7 more. Mmmmmm yes. Mmmmmm yes. Mmmmmm yes. Mmmmmm yes. I lost count."
* "Sometimes I think her voice has become *too* sexy, where you can't really understand the words she - you just hear the sex but not the content."
* "Bldldldldldldldldldldldldldldld. We're starting at an advantage of sexiness. Okay, ready? Bldldldldldldldldldldldldldldld. Bldldldldldldldldldldldldldldld. Bldldldldldldldldldldldldldldld. You've done this before!"
* "Are you jacking off?"
* "[In response to Drew calling him unimaginative] I came up with World Wide Train."
* "[On the topic of an endless garden] How could that possibly be endless? Is it talking about the entire Earth, then? For it to be literally endless, it would have to be around the circle of the globe."
	+ Note: Josiah and Drew discussed the differences between garden, jungle, and rainforest in Episode 3: World Wide Rainforest, an idea that involves a World Wide Rainforest that circles the entire globe.
* "I love how you take every opportunity to speak over a woman. You love to speak over a woman."
* "[In response to Drew saying '33 to 40'] It says '34 to 40', you fuckin moron! It said '33' - you said '33'. You said th- you got - you can't even read! And we're supposed to believe that what you're saying is true about you?"
* "My question 40 minutes into the episode is: what is the episode this week? Just trying to understand what's the episode."
* "[In response to Drew saying he sometimes purchases milk for $5,000 per jug at 7-11] I know for a fact that's not what you're buying at 7-11. I know you're buying the top shelf uh wrapped-in-plastic magazines at 7-11. To create your own milk, of sorts."
* "[On the topic of Freddy Krueger being the mascot for the hidden talent inner gold exchange pilot program corner store called Fred's] K, that's already a difficult branding - you're trying to take something that has positive connotations like gold, and then use sort of a child killer to be the mascot for the - I mean, he's literally a child killer."
* "Freddy Krueger makes me think of a child being stabbed."
* "To me, it makes sense that, you know, they say 'sing for your supper'. \*In an Irish accent\* 'Oh, I sing for my supper', is what someone would say - but usually they're referring to working for money, and you're changing that to say 'sing for my supper' to mean something more literal, where you are showing off your uh penchant for low-budget practical effects in exchange for a carton of milk in a Freddy Krueger-themed convenience store."
* "I mean, this is also a moot point cause I'm gonna be probably working at the - well and then, you know, if it's not during my 12-hour shift and I'm coming to you when you're working and I already know that you hate my guts and you want me to die and never have milk again, then what - then you're never gonna think that my writing is talented."
* "[In response to Drew saying he thinks Josiah is very talented] You've never said that to me and you never will."
* "[In response to Drew saying he just did say that Josiah is very talented] Well I didn't hear it."
* "[In response to Drew revealing that his hidden talent is that he is a crooner] A crooner?? Like uhh like old blue eyes himself?"

### Drew

* "[On the topic of the significance of 4/20] Uh well it's the - 4, if you were to take the number 4 and then ta- minus 2, then you would have 2, and then if you were to minus another 2, it's - you would get a 0. So it's one of those things - yeah, it's like one of those things like uh May the 4th - May the 4th be with you? It's like in church: May the 4th be with you always, the priest says."
* "[On the topic of the Globe Hell spirit] People are saying uh, 'This is a dumpster fire. This is a Globe Hell.'."
* "And we're sniffing each other's butts like dogs."
* "Hey, Josiah, talk a little bit. Josiah? Talk a little bit. Talk a little bit. Just talk a li - ehehe ta- I need to yawn! Hehehehe! So if you talk a little bit, OH!"
* "[Doing 5 quick yawns as an exercise to make your voice sexier] \*yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwn\*. That fast? \*yawn\* \*yawn\* \*yawn\* \*yawn\* \*yawn\* \*yawn\*."
* "Tweet at Josiah if you think I'm s- I have a sexy voice."
* "Mmmmmm yes? Mmmmmm yes. Mmmmmm. Mmmmmm yes. Mm that was once. Let's do it together. Stop laughing, let's just do this. Mmmmmm yes. Mmmmmm yes. Mmmmmm yes. Mmmmmm. That was 8 times. That was 8 times."
* "Bldldldldldldldldldldldldldldld. Okay, we gotta do that 8 times. But let's do it 3 times. We don't have to be that sexy. Mhm. Bldldldldldldldldldldldldldldld. Bldldldldldldldldldldldldldldld. Bldldldldldldldldldldldldldldld. Yeah. I'm sexy, Josiah."
* "Josiah, you're boring."
* "Josiah, you're unimaginative."
* "Josiah, you're lazy."
* "[In response to Josiah saying he came up with World Wide Train] Yeah, the World Wide Train episode that nobody likes. The one that everybody likes is mine."
* "You're lazy. You know what, Josiah? You're indifferent! That's really what you are because you cannot even - no, it means you don't give a shit about anything. It means you don't give a shit about anything."
* "Just shut up."
* "[On the topic of an endless garden] Yeah, it would go across the entire planet, I suppose."
	+ Note: Josiah and Drew discussed the differences between garden, jungle, and rainforest in Episode 3: World Wide Rainforest, an idea that involves a World Wide Rainforest that circles the entire globe.
* "I ask my crushes out all the time."
* "[In response to Josiah's question about what Drew's crushes say to him after he asks them out] No. They say, 'I don't wanna be - I don't want anything to do with you'."
	+ Note: This seems to contradict Drew's previous relationship with the late World Wife, who had other options but was waiting for Drew to finally resolve his commitment issues by proposing to her. In the end, she took her own life upon realizing her fate to marry Drew, as revealed in Episode 15: World Wide Beer with special guest Tom.
* "I think you're a piece of shit."
* "Fuck you."
* "[In response to Josiah saying Freddy Krueger makes him think of a child being stabbed] It's teens. Teens, teens, teens being killed."
* "[In response to Josiah saying a Freddy Krueger-themed corner store makes him think of the blood-curdling screams of a mother burying her own child, as well as parental mourning] Well we're not marketing to women who have lost kids, Josiah. We're marketing to gore hounds, we're marketing to people who like to see these things happen. People who like to see people, you know, arrows go through the head. And they're gonna come in and they're gonna sing songs. They're gonna probably uh show off uh piercings."
* "[In response to Josiah saying Freddy Krueger will be remembered as a child killer even after the expansion of Fred's in Freddy Goes Global] Well that's gonna be forgotten. He's gonna be - it's gonna be more like Freddy, OK yes, he was part of this horror franchise, but also he started this mom-and-pop shop."
* "[In response to Josiah saying Freddy Krueger is real and he is Robert Englund] Yeah, but it's just the figure of Freddy. Like the - it's not actually him, we don't actually need the actual actor."
* "[On the topic of how people will know what their hidden talent inner gold is] And that's where those where those quizzes uhhh came in. I was trying to prompt you, and obviously it didn't work because you have no fuckin idea what I'm talking about. I tried to prompt you -"
* "[In response to Josiah asking if it's his fault that he had no idea what Drew was talking about with his personality quizzes] Yeah, it is your fault! Because I tried to lead you in with these quizzes and think may- 'OK, oh, I see what Drew's doing', but obviously that didn't happen this episode, but uh, you know, they're not all winners."
* "Well I think you're very talented."
* "You're very talented. You have gold. You're very talented. You have gold inside. I'd love to drill you, drill inside of you, get some of that gold. I'd like to plunge your depths. With Loki. And get some of that gold."
* "I'm a crooner. I'm a crooner. Like old blue eyes."
* "Shut the fuck up."

### Loki, as portrayed by Tom Hiddleston

* "Midgardian girl. Come forward, kneel before your king. Do you know why you've been brought here? Now now, don't struggle against your bonds, little one. Lift your chin and let me look at you. That's a good pet. Tell me, do you know why I've summoned you to me? No, I think you do. No, you must never shrink away from my touch. For you have been brought here to be my little Midgardian toy. My play thing. Shhh, be still. You will learn to love this. You will learn to hunger for my touch. My mouth. The cool hardness of my body. As I have hungered for you these past weeks. Oh? You didn't know that? You've never felt as if you're being watched? Oh yes. I know you have. You forget that I can see past the flimsy veil of your conscious mind, and I have been watching you. While you're bathing. While you're alone in your bed at night. When you're hand travels down *(inaudible, Drew interrupts)* little gem. *(inaudible, Drew continues to interrupt)* Now tell me, who do you think inspired you to those perverted, depraved thoughts? Who can torment you with such pleasure, other than your king? Crawl to me, yes, do it. You are now my slave, and I will have you. For as much as I've tormented you, pet, you have tormented me. I have craved nothing more than to plunge my length into your soft, yielding, flesh. To feel your tight, wet, quim gripping me. Your legs, my toy, in pressing your thighs together, Oh! You desire this as much as I do. Heh heh heh heh heh. Oh yes. I think you do. Shall I tell you how I'm going to use my toy, little one? *(inaudible, both Drew and Josiah interrupt)* ahead of time. You, slave, are going to be subjugated in every possible way. Starting with that lush, pink mouth. Filling it. Leaving the imprint of my cock in the back of your throat."
* "And laying claim again and again to where you are most warm and wet until you are quivering with need around me. But then, my toy, when you are on the verge of release, I will bend you over and make you my own. When no mortal has yet taken you. And when you, at long last, come apart, your ass tight around me, I will withdraw from you, my pet. I will withdraw and spend my seed all over your soft skin. Now go. Make yourself *(inaudible, Josiah interrupts)*. My servants will attend to you. Hmm. On second thought, get back on your knees. I will have you here."
* "Lift your chin and let me look at you. That's a good pet. Tell me, do you know why I've summoned you to me? No, hahaha I think you do. No, you must never shrink away from my touch. You've been brought here to be my little Midgardian toy. My plaything."

## Trivia

* This is the fourth main episode title in all-caps, after Episode 38: CLOWNFTDT, Episode 39: WEATHER, and Episode 41: VODE, and the fifth such episode overall including the Patreon episode J.O.S.I.A.H..
* This episode was recorded on 4/20.
* Drew can be heard jacking off multiple times throughout the episode.
* In Episode 2: World Wide Lottery, Drew suggested that income equality and global poverty could be fixed by melting down all the gold in the world, collecting it in a big pot, and distributing one ladle of melted gold to everyone equally. Josiah replied that, while the golden ladle idea is a good one, they would not be pursuing it yet.
	+ Note: It is ironic that this idea was briefly discussed in Episode 2: World Wide Lottery because many of the details around hidden talent inner gold becoming the only viable currency in the world seems to largely contradict the concept of World Wide Dollar, aka World Wide Currency, as discussed in that same episode.
* In Episode 12: World Wide Anthem Featuring Mr. Worldwide Nate Ruess., Nate Ruess suggested an idea called World Wide Fireplace that was immediately shot down by Josiah and Drew because it was too similar to something they already had planned. Nate Ruess countered that it would be a gilded fireplace that would relate to the golden child, the World Wide Landlord.
	+ Note: It is unlikely that the similar idea mentioned by Josiah and Drew was hidden talent inner gold because that has nothing to do with a World Wide Fireplace, though it is similar due to its gilded nature. The similar idea referred to by Josiah and Drew is more likely to be Globe Hole, though this has not been confirmed.
* This is the second episode to reference Freddy Krueger, after Josiah's devil play in Episode 28: The Dream Scientists wherein he compared Drew's desire to explore the world of lucid dreams to Freddy Krueger, where the kids dream together and then get chased by a burned pedophile man.