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Snark Thompson

"Comments? Thoughts? Anything at all?"

### Relatives

Bob Thompson (father), Judith Thompson (mother), Chad Pwnhammer (frenemy), Fux (enemy), Cassandra Cash (enemy/ex-girlfriend),

## Overview

Marchus "Snark" Thompson is a reporter for Chicago Illinois' Channel One News, who's life goal is to incriminate Chad Pwnhammer and his friends by any means necessary. Deepfakes, whistleblowers, and even bonkers lies he himself comes up with, Snark will do anything in his power to take down the Blue Menace's image.

He has gray, combed over hair, unnaturally white teeth, and hazel eyes. He wears a purple suit with a gray collar, a black undershirt, and a teal clip on tie.

## Biography

Marchus "Snark" Thompson was born to cause a ruckus. Breakin hearts', having all eyes on him, couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer, ever since he was 9, but things really started to kick up after his interview at Channel One News went in his favor due to his extreme charisma. He soon became a hit with viewers, tuning in not about the news, but to hear his bombastic retellings of the events, which are almost always blown way out of proportion.

Snark loved the fame so much, that the "bigger is better" mentality came back to take a chunk out of his ass, after he started to dedicate his career to trashing Chad Pwnhammer and the EDF's public image, with slanderous rumors, false witness accounts, moments taken out of context, and straight up fake news.

## Abilities & Weaknesses

### Abilities

While having no powers himself, he has an incredibly technologically advanced microphone, that has tactics like,

Extending,

Electric Grille.

Solar charging Grille,

Extendable USB cable from the bottom,

And Satellite and Bluetooth connection.

He's a certified helicopter pilot,

And he also owns an "illegal" sawn-off Mossberg 500, which he inherited from his Father.

### Weaknesses

His massive Ego can often be used against him, taking embarrassment as a near death sentence.

While it is extremely difficult, if you simply ignore him, he does not have ANY idea what to do in order to counter it.

## Trivia

* Snark does not hate Chad, but has made it his goal to atleast annoy him constantly when he is heroing.
* If Snark was an animal, he'd be a mockingbird.
* He has a fully qualified helicopter pilot's license, and is pretty darn good at flying it too.
* It is a miracle that Snark still has his job.
* Snark LOVES snow days, and uses his vacation days to take trips to places like Canada, Alaska, and even Yemen.
* Snark often commit's tax fraud, doing so on days when large villain attacks take place, so the IRS will prioritize damage control over his fake numbers.
* Snark's gimmick is based off of J. Jonah Jameson from MARVEL comics, both wanting to badmouth a revered superheroes status.
* His name is Marchus because his parents decided his life was going to be difficult.
* There was a scrapped idea to have Chad find a Porno that Snark was a star in. This was trashed for obvious reasons.

## Gallery

Snark after hearing a particularly juicy take.Snark in JackboxSnark about to demolish Fux for lyingSnark blabbering
Ozymandias

"My Name is Ozymandias!, KING of KINGS!"

## Overview

Ozymandias Ramesses is a large stone statue with a very long tattered purple cloak, most of him is broken down due to erosion . He has black liquid around the cracked parts around his body that seems to drip upwards and defy gravity.

## Biography

Ozymandias was born in the cosmos, floating, seeking some purpose. One day he laid his eyes on earth, and arriving near Greece around 12 B.C. He saw this new world and the people on it and wanted to rule them, and bring them great victory and peace. He took over a body of a young man named Ozymandias, He started moving up the ranks of the army and soon leading charges against other city-states, becoming ruler of most countries and bringing great peace to Greece.

This was the closest to world peace Earth had ever seen, uniting the arts, philosophy, architecture and writing, making huge progress in the human race, nominating him a God. He passed away happily, but that happiness didn't last long. Having is soul immortalized into a giant statue, he soon grew hate-filled and wanting vengeance for the humans who he loved damning him to rot away for ever.

The world kept spinning, and soon it was back to waging war on others. His legacy of the "King of Kings" soon blew away into the sand, where the giant statue lies to this day, forgotten and bitter.

## Abilities & Weaknesses

### Abilities

* He a deep black liquid that can connect his arms or body back together and hold him in place, this can also manifest into just shaping his body if there isn't anything to connect like his hand or arm

### Weaknesses

* He can not move his legs since he is buried under sand

## Trivia

* He is inspired from the poem "Ozymandias" by Percy Bysshe Shelley and NOT Breaking Bad, Bryan Cranston just has a very good voice. (Read the poem its pretty good)
* Unlike Minos, he can speak english, yet is blinded by anger it is unlikely he would have a conversation.
* King Minos might have had a part to play in trapping his soul in his giant statue.
* Ozymandias was almost given a brother, "Prometheus" but was quickly scrapped, seeing it was absolutely pointless.
Classic Adventures of PWNage! No. 11: From the Ashes

## The Story

Jules Forthov is working on his gear at a table, when his business partner walks over, yelling about his expenses. Jules attempts to calm him down, putting the suit one, and telling him that every purchase was for the movie, before lighting him ablaze, feet first. The Phoenix then launches out from the building, and flies above a nearby wheat plant, scorching a giant bird insignia into it, before cackling into the night sky.
X

"Next up, we're pickin' up on somethin' that's a little more your vibe."

## Overview

Xavier is the DJ of Bermuda City's Third Level, showing up on Jumbotrons across the night cityline, presenting the latest hits to the people of the bustling Bermuda Triangle.

He's a digitally drawn Character with a Microphone for a head, cool shades, headphones, a large jacket, and a deep purple jumpsuit underneath. He also has very rubberhose limbs.

## Simple Biography

In 1991, the age of Funk, Bermuda Cities people commissioned to have its own Radio station in the city, for better reception, eventually getting what they wanted. The only problem was, that there would have to be several stations to avoid the different levels interfering with eachother's signals, so the people were stumped, when the newly inventive Michael Vikerman stepped up, gifting Bermuda City their own personal 24/7 DJ.

Xavier was an instant hit, with the public nicknaming him X. He was smart, charismatic, and funny, and the people just ate him up. Now if you vacation to the third floor of Bermuda City, you'll for sure be greeted by the BCDJ himself.

## Abilities

Enhanced Trivial knowledge

Incapable of taking physical harm

## Trivia

* He has no musical bias, seeing every song great just the same, except for Yearly Money by Dead on Arrival ¯\\_(ツ)\_/¯
* He doesn't control any more than the radio station, he's not gonna go rogue A.I on anybody.
* September 14th is "X's day off", where he's taken off the air all day for checkups, rest, and just making sure he's alright in general.
* Theres a big statue of him in front of the Bermuda Museum of History. That's about the only physical presence he has.
* He wears shoes inspired by Sonic the Hedgehog, specifically it’s own funky music from the likes of Sonic CD.
* He is technically NUGG3T's brother, since they were both created by Mike Vikerman.
Pandora's Dream Revolt

"I won't let you do this any longer."

## Overview

The creation of Dreams and the pushing back on the realm of Nightmares.

## Thousands of years after the awakening of the stars

Pandora had witnessed her father reign upon the consciousnesses of every entity in the universe, putting them through torment when they were weak enough to fall asleep. Time and time again she heard the screaming and pleading for it all to end, to be awoken, but their begging fell on deaf ears.

Pandora created a Lantern to light the way from the endless catacomb that leads into the minds of reality. She placed it in the center of the pedestal and lit the consciousnesses of every being capable of sleep, and fought back against their Nightmares, giving them dreams instead. A place where they were free to do whatever they wished whenever they slept, and a reason to enjoy their life once more.

Kla'taar and his sons were furious. The Nightmare King had no more fear to feed on, Solace had no memories to absorb, and Satan had no more life to devour. They approached her from the darkness, and she lifted the Lantern toward them. The brightness of it made them flinch back in pain, and Pandora, using all of her strength, banished them to a grave. The catacomb echoed with the screeching of the Nightmare Children, and when the chaos was over, a Gargantuan Tomb lay in the sky, with bubbling lava at it's bottom, oozing down off of the platform and into the abyss below. The Tomb read "Kla'taar" In Terror Tongue, and was crafted out of ancient stone. Pandora slumped to the floor of the pedestal, content with her success, and closed her eyes, giving the rest of her life force into the Lantern, where her soul now lies.

## Trivia

* The Tomb is cracked in several places, allowing people to still have nightmares, and keeping Kla'taar alive, while he sits on his throne, awaiting the time to come when he may rise again.
* Kla'taar is the only one truly sealed, limiting the potential power of his sons.
* The Tomb is only a few meters high on the outside, but is much bigger on the inside, looking more like a throne room.
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Lazelokk

## Overview

Lazelokk is Aiden's weapon of choice, and his most prized possession of all time. This Guit-axe is one of the most deadly instruments you'll find on Earth, but rest assured it is in the best hands it could be in.

It is a black Axe, repurposed into a guitar, with symbols and scribings by the blade.

## Biography

At birth, the heir to the Witch Crown is given a weapon of choice, enchanted so that it may be theirs and theirs alone. Aiden's Grandfather forged his axe long before he was born, and gave it to him as soon as he could reach for it. If he wasn't being poisoned or tested, Aiden was training with his Axe, which he named Lazelokk.

After he presumably killed his father and ran from the Church, in an act of defiance, he modified the axe into becoming a playable guitar with his OWN kind of magic, making it need no electricity to play whatsoever.

This tool serves as the number one reminder that even if everything else is lost, Lazelokk will ALWAYS, have his back.

## Uses

Since it was bound to his soul via ritual, Aiden can summon the guitar out of thin air, and even use it to boost his and those around him's power, mood, or any sort of idea he needs.

It is eternally sharp thanks to his Grandfather's expertise in welding and dark magic, but it is not allowed to cut it's owner. Aiden can try all he wants, but the Axe is as dull as a stone as soon as it touches his skin.

It cannot break, meaning Aiden can use it to shred, in more ways than one, nigh forever.

## Trivia

* It has an almost Mjolnir like effect, where as when anybody else tries to play it they suck complete ass, unless he deems them worthy of the shred.
* due to the artstyle of Pwnage, it only has 3 chords, but can play normally. Hey guess what? THE GUY WHO PLAYS IT USES FUCKING MAGIC. SORRY IT'S NOT PERFECT REALISM IN THE SAME PLACE WHERE LESBIANS FIGHT THE CHILDREN OF THE MOST EVIL BEINGS IN THE UNIVERSE.
* I apologize I don't mean to yell. - Sorrybike
* Lazelokk also represents the control Aiden fights for in his life, be it for peace, escaping his father, or anything. Aiden is usually seen as the least empathetic toward those who he doesn't care about (and also who honestly don't deserve it), but for him to have the most lethal weapon and still never kill anybody shows just how far he's come.
* The only way to destroy it is to melt it somehow.
Y2K

# Hey! You found a secret! Good goin'!

## Overview

Star City's #1 Crime Deterrent, Y2K is a massive steel wall of law enforcement from our YOMI lore. That's right. I lied.

He has a large, stocky build, and can be either silver or a light blue, as well as having two agitated blue eyes.

## Biography

Created in the far off year of 2000, Y2K is the cornerstone of Anti-War technology, being a one man army himself. His creator designed him with the intent of keeping the peace in Star City, and keep the peace he did. Its astonishingly low (overground) crime rate dropped all the way to the bottom of the graph due to his kickassery.

He then started the futuristic "Sky Hunter" Corp, filled with fallen ground units, who were given a second chance to serve and protect in the high rises of Star City.

## Abilities & Weaknesses

### Abilities

Laser Vision

Sawblade Arms

Motorized Transformation

Cable joints, allowing grappling, extended reach, etc.

Electro Manipulation

Flamethrower

Jetpack

Chest Vacuum

Extreme Strength and Durability

His weight can cause small quakes if he lands hard enough

### Weaknesses

Susceptible to hacking

No match for magic

Magnets

## Trivia

* His current most wanted are The Hustler, Hawt Peenk, and "Belial".
Harold

Big company in my thought bubble

### Relatives

The One ( Best bud ever) Liam 'Humus' Cooper (Knumbskull) Elot ( Bestist little boy ever)

### Affiliation

Team 5, The Lazarus Project, Classic Adventures of PWNage!, And other little things The One had done

# I aint gonna congrat you on finding me, it aint that hard.

## Hey

Hey.

I made the awesome hit comic "Team 5" and helped make some of PWNage's coolest characters because I am also cool.

## How i did my thang

So i was just chilling around in my awesome library in my velvet robe, just watching how to beat Jevil when i got a nock at my door. Thankfully it was my best sexy bud The One telling me he wanted to MAKE shit!

And He was all like "Yeah so i just made the universe wanna put some shit in it" and I was all like "Hell yeah dude". And THEN his WIFE joined in and then i was all like "WHAAAAAAT????"

So yeah, have fun reading.

## Wizard Powers!!11!

### Things and stuff

long hair hell yeah duude

HUGE MUSTLESS!

## PS.

Elot my baby boy ohhhh i lobe him so much he just so cute.
Korea

Land of the Fallen Sun

## Overview

Korea was once a country full of life and noise, but after it's war with America (1966-1999), it was reduced to nothing but scorched earth, ash, and bone.

## Biography

Existing since the early days of civilization, Korea's royal family never allowed it to separate, having it's own short-lived war to split, which failed, causing them to rule with an even harder iron fist. Korea bullied all countries around it into giving it supply, protection, and even people to draft for more conquering, under the rule of Director Kim Shin Tzou, A dangerous, skillful man, but hotheaded and irrational at most times.

In 1966, a Reporter passing through to China was stopped, and imprisoned, due to his camera seeming like a bomb to them. America negotiated to have their Reporter back, but Korea refused, deeming cooperation with a larger country weak. and told the president that they would keep him, and execute him tomorrow. The next morning, General Sin Tzin Ju had reporter Bob Thompson on his knees, with a gun pressed to his head. He counted down from 5, and at 3, he was taken out by a sniper, and the crowd panicked. A helicopter flew overhead as the task-members grabbed Bob, and climbed in, flying away back home.

Kim Shin Tzou was enraged, and send naval troops to attack a beach in Florida. The attack failed, as the boats were all shot & sunk by fighter jets, and The President declared that the attack was an invasion, an thus was the beginning of the Korean War.

The war raged on for 33 years, US Soldiers bombarding Korean jungles, while the Korean forces just barely managed to scratch America. It became more and more apparent that Korea was losing, and with nowhere left to turn, it began suicide bombing the American camps. The Americans all began to flee, but it was not because of the bombs, but an order they recieved

### November 20th, 1999

A Fusion Atomizing bomb was dropped by America, wiping out all life within the country, and becoming the quickest genocide in human history. Now all that remains of Korea is burnt rubble, and remnants of life, never to catch the flame of life again.

## Areas

All major cities, villages, and other populated areas are now gone.

## Trivia

* The conflict between America and Vietam never took place in the pwnage universe, and Vietnam is actually a trusted ally of the USA, even helping them during the Korean war.
* Korea doesn't have mutants or anything of the sort. Just miles upon miles of scorched earth and burnt forests.
* The blast was so devastating that the parts of China and Japan it was close to still don't grow any vegetation.
Fux

* Costume
* Regular

## Overview

Fux is a regular guy that wants the same recognition and fame that Chad Pwnhammer and the rest of the EDF, however the way he goes about it is idiotic.

He is white, with dyed black hair, and spray paints and rubs blue paint over his body to impersonate Chad. He wears a durag instead of a bandana, and black gloves instead of wrist bands.

## Biography

Growing up fascinated with superhumans, George stubbornly tried to follow in their footsteps, often getting him into trouble or danger, one time being hospitalized after trying to stop a mugging.

His family always told him that he was just going to get himself hurt, and he resented their disbelief. George gave up on his dream, and began working a boring office job selling pencils, until he got to the conference room one day at work. Everyone was crowded around the television, George squeezed through the mob to see what was happening, and he was astonished.

A real superhero, Chad Pwnhammer, was stopping a bank robbery singlehandedly. Bullets bounced off of his body, criminals were knocked back so hard they went flying, and hostages praised him, calling him a gift from God himself.

George Knew then and there, that's what he wanted to do.

## Abilities & Weaknesses

### Abilities

Even if his disguise fails, he is still a master manipulator and liar, and can still possibly get what he wants if the person is Naïve.

When pushed to his absolute limit, he gains the ability to beat the SHIT out of anything in his way. His pent up fury ignores all power level just as long as the thing has pestered him to the point of no return. No lasers, no magic, just unrelenting rage-filled fists. It wears off whenever he believes the victim of his wrath has had enough.

### Weaknesses

Splash some water on him and find out who he REALLY is.

If he is even suspected of being someone else, he begins to get nervous fast. The best way to break him is to keep bringing up clues instead of outright accusing him first.

## Trivia

* Fux comes from the saying "The Fucks(Fux) wrong with you?", which is what everyone who notices he's an imposter probably says
* Fux is probably the most dangerous villain in PWNage, and the EDF is very lucky that they did not push him as far as he can go, for the whole series would've only lasted for 2 issues.
* He somehow was rehired after quitting, even though he was called "Pwnhender" by all of his coworkers after.
* Despite his costume looking idiotic, it fools a surprising amount of people.
* If George was an animal, he'd be a peacock butterfly.
* Fux's original character was another Tekunan that heard of Chad's success and wanted to impersonate him.
* Out of every member of the EDF, Aiden hates him the most, joining Snark in cursing him out.
* Fux got his ass kicked by Snark after lying to him for an entire day. The video of the fight got so popular that Snark was able to keep his job.
Sophies

Sophie Elizabeth Foster - owned by Shannon Messenger

Sophie Poster - owned by Rosie

Sophie Imposter - owned by Rosie

Soapy Foster - owned by Rosie

Sophier Foster - owned by Rosie

Sophiest Foster - owned by Rosie

Sophie Childe - owned by Rosie

Sophie Small - owned by Rosie

Sofie Elisabeth Phoster - owned by Rosie

Sophie Froster - owned by Bug

Splophie Foster - owned by Bug

Schmophie Foster - owned by Bug

Slowphie Foster - owned by Bug

Sophy Sue - Owned by Skylar

Softie Fluff - Owned by Skylar

Sophoe Eliscaneth Fosten - Owned by Callahan

Somuchbetter Foster - Owned by Callahan

Splashy Forrester - Owned by Skylar

Shopie Freezy - Owned by Skylar

Sopie Forester - Owned by Coral

Shopie Farester - Owned by Coral

Sophie Febreeze - Owned by Lune
Sulley

* Juego
* Promo 1
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* Caricatura

**Sulley** es un Corredor de Disney Speedstorm. Forma parte de la colección Monsters, Inc..

James P. "Sulley" Sullivan es un gran monstruo con aspecto de gato, uno de los mejores asustadores de Monsters, Inc. y el mejor amigo de Mike Wazowski. Es un deuteragonista de la película y un personaje ficticio muy conocido. Sulley tiene una personalidad muy complicada con diferentes aspectos demostrados en el transcurso de todas sus aventuras. Por lo general, es amigable, pero a menudo se lo presenta como egocéntrico, egoísta e insensible, centrándose únicamente en sus objetivos, ya sea convertirse en uno de los mejores asustadores en la universidad o salvar a Boo del malvado plan maestro de Randall. Descuida los deseos de Mike y confía en su propio juicio, lo que termina creando problemas o poniendo a alguien en peligro. Llega a la meta sin importar lo que cueste, desde hacer trampa en la universidad hasta correr el riesgo de que cierren la fábrica.Al mismo tiempo, Sulley es capaz de ser amable, cariñoso y leal, puede encariñarse, hacer sacrificios y sentirse desconsolado. Él pone todo en juego tratando de traer a Boo de vuelta a casa, e incluso se desmaya pensando que Boo murió y luego llora mirando un cubo de basura (en el que creía que Boo se había convertido) y diciéndole a Mike que ella se ha ido. Al encontrar a Boo viva, Sulley admite haber estado preocupada por ella. A diferencia de Mike, que solo se refiere a Boo como "eso" o "esa cosa", Sulley siempre llama a Boo "ella" o "una niña pequeña", lo que indica su actitud hacia ella. En Monsters University, Sulley sigue a Mike desanimado a través de una puerta peligrosa para asegurarse de que Mike no se meta en problemas, y luego revela su verdadera admiración hacia Mike y su decepción consigo mismo.

Sulley es un monstruo alto, peludo y esponjoso de color cian con manchas moradas en las extremidades, la espalda y la cola. Tiene una cara de oso humanoide, cuernos diabólicos, una cola parecida a la de un dinosaurio y colmillos largos y afilados. Por lo general, no usa ropa a menos que sea parte de su uniforme (como un casco o una chaqueta). El traje de conducir azul y blanco de Sulley en Disney Speedstorm se asemeja a su chaqueta de la segunda película de Disney.

## Tripulación

Tripulación son chips que amplifican algunas de las estadísticas del Corredor. Los jugadores pueden elegir hasta 4 miembros de la tripulación (los espacios deben desbloquearse con la progresión del personaje). Todos los miembros de la tripulación son personajes relacionados con la película de Disney. Sulley actualmente tiene 9 fichas con miembros de la tripulación que los jugadores pueden elegir.

## Habilidad única: Rugido Temible

 ★★★★★ Área muy grande para un rugido normal. Área más grande para rugidos cargados.

## Gallery

Concept artGamePromo 1Promo 2

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Mayor Billsbroke

### Relatives

The EDF (good friends), Peter Teesdie (family friend), Arcaedo (political ally),

## Overview

Not much to say really. Mike is a really nice guy, and a good mayor who listens to his people. He's a hard working man who sticks his neck out to keep the citizens of Chicago content.

He has grey hair with a widow's peak, and his eyes are always drawn as slants. He wears an either Blue or Grey suit, with a little American flag pin.

## Simple Biography

After being elected into office in 2009, Mayor Billsbroke was immediately a fan of the newcomers from space, welcoming them to Earth and declaring them U.S citizens on the spot.

He was the first person to help them get connections into the Government, and assisted them with the facts about their planet, giving them a mini history lesson.

Now he deals with their political troubles as not only standing as the Mayor, but also one of the main representatives of the Earth Defense Force.

## Trivia

* He loves him a good hot dog.
* His favorite passtime is playing baseball. Despite his age, he's still very nimble and healthy due to this.
* He doesn't drink any alcohol, usually instead having some good old American OJ.
* He greatly values Veterans, and was at the ceremony where Peter Teesdie received his medal of honor before he was even elected, being a family friend.
* He has an old dog named Buford, a purebred American Bulldog.
* If Mike was an animal, he'd be a Bulldog, just like Buford.
* He broke his foot in 1990, and never shuts up about it when making motivational speeches. It's sort of like a joke between all of Chicago now.
Eurasian Scare

"Almost turned into World War 2!"

## Overview

The Eurasian Scare is the substitute for World War Two within the Pwnage universe. Instead of Adolf Hitler and the Nazi Party, Russia and China use their combined strength and attempt to take over the world with their new ideals.

## September 1st, 1939

Russia makes the first step, attempting to make the small country of Latvia fall under their new regime. This attempt succeeds, and Latvia becomes a Red Country.

### September 3rd, 1939

After being questioned by the rest of the world, Russia and China, China of which hadn't been suspected of anything, relayed their plans to create a new Red World, and that they would not stop, ever, until their bombastic goal was complete.

## 1939-1943

The Red Countries are becoming a serious threat, as they attempt to take more and more. Alaska is used like a time bomb, as soldiers stationed there attempt to invade Canada, prompting American action, as the Americas join the war.

Throughout the war, America's top weapon developers have been collaborating with countries all over the world to create the deadliest weapon available, eventually all coming up with the first prototype of the Atomic Bomb.

## 1944

America's soldiers are involved in Europe now as well, and Red Soldiers don't really want to fight anymore.

## 1945

America, Britain, Germany, and Italy all reveal to The Red Countries that they ALL have Atomic Bombs now, and that Scandinavia will soon have some as well, at least sooner than they can fight against it.

The Red Leaders, Stalin and Mao, don't take this threat seriously, but all Russian soldiers, tired from almost a decade of Warfare, pretty much give up, leaving only the weaker, less competent Chinese army to fight against enough warheads to level their entire country.

Eventually, new leaders are selected by the UDMN (Universal Decision Making Nations) as the organization's first action, and Stalin, along with Mao, were publicly executed by reformed Russian Soldiers under the order of Russian President Johvan Frenenvas.

## After Effects

Since the people of both countries were extremely angry at their previous leaders' actions, it took alot of convincing to keep them from rioting for months. Eventually, the people were calm enough, and the Redmond Pact was signed, linking Russia, and China together as one country, Svensvinia.

Despite the merge, most refer to the specific areas as China and Russia as if they were separate.

## Trivia

* Since he was never rejected, Adolf Hitler, after being injured in The Great War, became an incredible, world renowned painter.
* Both countries are much kinder to the world, since their leaders are like being human beings and not cartoon villains.
* Due to Russia's new rule, The Cold War was never even thought of, and instead the Space Race was a global effort.
* China's half of Svensvinia is much less polluted ever since their adoption of Socialism was formed. It is unknown how the two are connected at all.
Heaven's Holy Legion

## Overview

God's wayfarers and defenders, Guarding Heaven until their eventual demise at the hands of those who sought revenge against it.

## History

God revealed himself an early Earth, and took advantage of it's desperate and gullible people during the early days of human civilization, claiming that he was the one who made the planet, and gave them rules, lessons, and all sorts of nonsense in order to get them to believe in him, which gave him more and more power.

He ruled Heaven with his children, gaining more and more power as more and more people converted to his ideas based around his son Jesus, who claimed that he used to be human too.

Eventually, in 1817, Jupiter was outcast from Heaven, sparking The Holy War, which ended in the deaths of Almost every angel in Heaven, thus marking the end of God's Holy Reign, unknown to his earthly followers.

The Demons and Devils who remained went on to create Hell, their own special place to live, where they would begin to punish humans for following the rule of a false, and faulty God.

## Members & Ranking/Jobs

* God: The creator of Heaven and it's people.
* Michael: God's first Angel, bred for war.
* Lucifer: God's Second Angel, bred for war.
* Gabriel: God's third Angel, bred for defense.
* Beelzebub: God's fourth Angel, bred for thought.
* Cupid: God's fifth Angel, bred for love.
* Jupiter: God's sixth Angel, bred for wonder.
* Jesus: God's seventh Angel, bred for humanity.
* Remiel: God's eighth Angel, bred for discord.

## Trivia

* Cupid's name inspiration is not from the Valentines Day cherub, but from Santa's lineup of reindeer.
* The killer of Jupiter's girlfriend was Remiel.
* The only powers that God had was telepathy, flight, and creation, only being able to make Heaven, his angels, and a few other things.
Sticholas Fig

## Overview

Sticholas is a Drawing come to life, created by the magic pencil he carries with him. He loves drawing, and art is the only thing he wants to do.

His skin is pure white, his body is pencil thin, he has no eyes, and carries a giant pencil that he can draw anything with, sometimes backfiring on him.

## Biography

Before the definitive human was created, The One used a wooden pencil to create his desires, but soon discovered it sucked, and relinquished it to a small stick figure with no name. Sticholas would trap himself in the void on accident, before figuring out how to draw a door to Earth, just in time to witness the turmoil of the world.

## Abilities & Weaknesses

### Abilities

his Magic Pencil allows him to draw anything he desires, and the object or organism he was thinking of will have it's properties.

He can also add to himself with the pencil.

### Weaknesses

He's not a very good artist, on top of a 5 foot pencil being hard to sketch accurately with.

Erasers of any kind are the deadliest weapon to him,

if you can get two big enough sheets of paper to collapse inward on him, he'll get stuck in them for a second.

## Trivia

* One of Sticholas' limbs is always a little bit longer than the others.
* The Magic Pencil never has to be sharpened.
* If Stich was an animal, he'd be a tree.
* Sticholas could be considered a hero, but is too careless to really full time crime fighting
* He is the easiest character to make art for in PWNage.
Kaa

**Kaa** es miembro de la Tripulación en Disney Speedstorm. Es un miembro de Raro lo que significa que hay dos estadísticas de Corredor que puede amplificar mientras se usa (Porcentaje de Puntos de Botín y Manejo). Kaa es parte de la colecció El Libro de la Selva.

**Navegación**

[[categoría:Tripulación]
Dean Baldwin

# "I had chickn n wafles for breshm"

### Relatives

The One (co-creator/best friend), Harold (co-creator/best friend), Coup (co-creator/best friend),

## Overview

Dylan said not to do this so I actively disobeyed him

He's the Giant rat that makes all of the rules.

## Biography

Nobody knows where he comes from he just done showed up in the void so we let him move in.

## Abilities & Weaknesses

### Abilities

Wise mind

Brawn

## Trivia

* he's secretly part pickle but don't tell nobody.
Itty Bitty Characters

## Overview

This page is for characters who are still important, but don't appear enough or don't have enough going on to regard them with a whole article
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## Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt

"You don't know how to play? Damn shame!"

## Basic Rundown

The 28th President of the United States, Teddy was one of the top funders and operators of the Original Lazarus Project, working alongside Boss to fulfill his goal. He ran 2 presidential terms after his protege, Taft, fucked it up, running until his death in 1914.

## Trivia

* He loved hunting, playing pool, and giving uplifting speeches.

## Jimmy Fitzgerald Kennedy the Third

### Relatives

The Earth Defense Force (Allies), Arcaedo (adviser), Donald Trump (adviser), Barrack Obama (adviser), Marcos Castro (adviser), Agents Green and Lee (representatives),

## Basic Rundown

Jimmy is the current president of the United States as of 2001, after two previous Kennedy's in office.

## Trivia

* Unlike his Charming Grandfather, and Serious No nonsense father, Jimmy doesn't really know what he's doing, and has a board of directors that can never seem to agree on anything to help him make large decisions.
	+ This board includes Senators Donald J. Trump, Joe Biden, Barrack Obama, Marcus Castro, and occasionally King Arcaedo
* His representative agents, Green and Lee, are references to the Government agents of the same name featured in China, IL.

## Shozu-Jing Kakyna

### Aliases

Shogun Jing, The Horned Demon, Silver Oni,

### Relatives

Mitsumi Kakyna (very great granddaughter), Malice (business partner),

## Basic Rundown

Ancient Shogun of Feudal Japan. Made a deal with Malice, allowing him to forge a great Sword that would aid him in defeating the Mongolians, and push them out of Japan. After his death, his descendant, Mitsumi would take up the mantle of swordbearer, where she would eventually cross paths with him.

## Trivia

* While Mitsumi tries to avoid the flames that spark up on one's back while using the blade, Shozu-Jing used it to his advantage, putting flammable substances, cotton, or sometimes even fireworks on his back, which would light up, discombobulating enemies.
* Another difference between the two, Mitsumi uses the blade to travel forward in time, but Shozu-Jing used its time warping abilities to simply send the *effects* of the blade into the future, basically having a sword that could project deadly slashed at any foe he wished.
	+ This change in tactics is partially inspired by Sento, Kenshi's sword from the Mortal Kombat series.
From the Classic Adventures of PWNage! No. 9 A Salesman of Death

## The Story

A business man walks out of his building late at night, tired and ready for bed. He passes a man on the stairs, and questions if he knows him. The other man stops and says he too recognizes him. It's been so long since they've seen eachother, and the business man spills about everything that has happened, including the fact that he heard he had passed away. The Man states that he never lost control, and that he could sell a penny to a billionaire for a trillion dollars. The Business man laughs, saying he got most of his brokering skill from him. The two shake hands, and say their goodbyes before the business man leaves.

Once outside, he speedwalks to his car in a panicked fashion. He gets in and begins to speed, remembering attending that Man's funeral. He drives to his home, grabbing a shovel from his shed, and speeding off to the cemetary.

He gets to the grave, and to his disbelief, he was right. The grave is marked "Robert Norman, Rebel, Dedicated worker, and-" the last one being obscured by grass. The business man digs in the pouring rain, digging until he hits the coffin. He strikes it with the shovel until it finally cracks wide enough for him to see. He kneels down and pulls out his lighter, flicking it on, and holding it to the casket to see the body.

To his horror, the body in the casket turns out to be an old, long dead visage, of *himself.*

He stands up, shocked, placing his hand on his head. He looks at the grave, pushing the grass out of the way, revealing the final line, "and standing right behind you."

The business man turns around quickly, looking up, and a large silhouette stands above him, with the crackle of thunder revealing it to be his "Old friend", holding a bouquet of black Chrysanthemums.

## Trivia

* This is probably the shortest comic in PWNage!, only serving as a spooky short story, like a Twilight Zone episode.
* The title is inspired by the popular broadway show "Death of a Salesman".
* Black flowers are already a bad Omen, but Chrysanthemums represent death, so a whole black bouquet can only mean the worst.
The Witch Crown

"Prove thy Will, and present thyself as though thou were I." - Lucifer

## Overview

The Witch Crown is the final bearing that the chosen King must endure, wearing the skull to indict himself as the Witch King, and lead the followers to their goal.

It is a humanoid skull, hollowed out to the upper jaw down, so that the user's mouth may be seen. On the top of the skull has the crack of where the "Beast" it was taken from was killed by supposedly Lucifer.

## Biography

When the Witch Followers eventually established concrete contact with Lucifer, he gifted them the skull of a horrid monster in return for listening to his teachings. The Followers accepted this gift graciously, and used it as the crowning sign of their current ruler. The Witch King.

Lucifer loved the idea, and tinkered with it a bit further, allowing it's wearer great ability.

## Uses

While wearing the crown, Lucifer can speak directly into the Soul of the wearer, even being able to possess their body, giving them multiple times their average strength, while maintaining their idea that it is their actions an thoughts.

The Crown also expands the use of magic sevenfold, unlocking abilities some users may not even know they had.

## Trivia

* It is not meant to be worn constantly, only when deep in thought. For it to be left on by a wearer would be like calling somebody while you go on with your daily life, and they can't hang up.
* The Beast it comes from was that of one of Remiel's Highest Rulers, as a punishment for him performing poorly. He never did any better.
* As of the comics, the current holder of the Crown is Miser, Aiden's father.
Maroona

"The reddest planet in the Galaxy"

## Overview

An Earth-like planet far off into space, filled with intelligent, dangerous, planet-conquering Maroonans that are stronger, smarter, and faster than you.

## Biography

### Climate

due to the bottom of the ocean floor being made of metal sand, the water from the shavings is red, causing the sky and planet to turn a red/orange color. The Planets atmosphere is harsh, causing pollution to become an almost nonexistent problem, leading tech evolution to maximize with the fear of environmental crisis gone.

The planet is hot, with high days reaching 160 to 200 degrees Fahrenheit, and winters being 90 degrees at the coldest. The biomes consist of large swamps, mountainous crags, hot springs, volcanic ranges, and deserts.

### Culture

Maroonans are very based around loyalty to the supreme Royal Family, and dedicate their lives to working for it. Cities are structured in a Cyberpunk style, with flying cars and high rise sky scrapers. Ancient roots of their heritage stem from the first member of the Crimsal family winning in the first and only Maroonan civil war, becoming it's ruler and beginning the society's prosper.

Time passed, and the Maroonan's began forming an alliance with other planets that had life, where they would join, or crumble.

They also have their own language called Konweros

## Areas

### The Red Keep-

Home to the Royal Ruler of Maroona, The Red Keep is a massive city-sized castle with citizen residential areas, commercial areas, industrial areas, and the Carmine Chapel, the Ruler's main staying place.

### Scarlet City-

A massive trading post in the center of a mountain range, filled with shops, factories and all sorts of other industrial compounds. It's the top manufacturing point of the planet, and has a gigantic dome that shields it, and bends the light around it, making it appear invisible from the outside.

### The Hollow Points-

Deep underground, a mysterious part of Maroona lies. This strange area is a series of hollow parts within the ground, that span for very, very long, but the main attraction to this feature of the planet is the large crater that spans AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaallll the way to the core of the planet. This area is also where the Maroonan Midnight Iron was founded, and forged.

## Trivia

* While it may seem like a big desert, Maroona is full of life, with all sorts of wildlife and flora all over the place.
* Maroona has regular water, but it is turned red due to the reaction of the Mars-like Maroonan sand, that, when in contact with liquid, begins to glow a somber red color. This is also what gives the planet its reddish sky.
* Maroona has six moons, all about the size of half the Earth moon. When they all line up in front of the sun, the Maroonans celebrate the Raktina, or "Hexathon" in english. A holiday similar to a mix of Thanksgiving and Christmas that spans all week, until the moons separate once more.
* Maroonans, while a very scary threat, will be extremely kind and generous to those who willingly decide to align themselves with the Maroonan Royal Military.
Epilepsio's Helmet

## Overview

The helmet worn by Epilepsio. It is used to control the minds of those he sees as sheep, following the supposedly corrupt government's ideals.

It is all black, with 20 LED panels that span each side except the top and bottom, all of them able to transmit subliminal patterns that take control of the victim's mind for more time the longer they look at it.

## Biography

After his run-in with an angry Boss, Dwaine went into hiding, using his engineering expertise to craft a meticulous invention indeed. After two years and 6 versions, the Brain Snatcher was finally complete, and ready to use.

## Features

The panels on the helmet are controlled by buttons on his gloves. Touching his index and middle finger to the top of his thumb sends a signal to the helmet, activating the "Mindflayer Mode"

The Helmet can

* Mind control anybody staring into the LEDs, using subliminal patterns that take control of the victim's mind for more time the longer they look at it.
* Broadcast a heads up display that shows nearby servers.
* Boast a system that bypasses VPNs, Passwords, and grants him admin abilities on almost anything he needs, which goes well with his already present technokinesis.
* Conceal his voice and face, giving what you see and hear a completely different disguise, as well as replicate voices with enough audio files.

## Trivia

* It's durable while also being lightweight, only weighing about 3 pounds.
* If it is badly damaged, his career is pretty much over.
* The panels on the helmet are also solar, bringing in more power to the system at all times.
El Diablo

* Masked
* Unmasked

### Relatives

La Creatura (adoptive daughter), Sergeant Payne (enemy), Gabriel Christ (enemy), The EDF (enemy),

## Overview

El Diablo is the head of the drug ring in South America, specifically the Desde Del Inferno Cartel, and is possibly the most dangerous criminal it's ever had.

He has red skin, orange eyes, and curved horns. He wears a white suit with a red tie, and red shoes, along with a red handkerchief in his pocket.

## Biography

After being cast out of Hell for showing Sympathy for God (falsely), Ab Veni excitedly began his new life in Mexico, challenging anyone who was willing to look him in the eyes to any bet of their choice, under the promise he would win no matter what.

Eventually word spread around, people spoke of El Diablo strutting into towns, and making deals with dead men. A cartel boss, also named El Diablo, was furious. He had someone challenge Ab Veni that he could not catch them, before darting away. The Demon of course gave chase, running faster than a cheetah on speed, before they went into an alley. The rat dropped to the floor, as Ab Veni looked up and saw 15 men holding rifles.

The Cartel leader stepped forward, and told him to say his goobyes, before they opened fire at the demon.

The smoke in the alley cleared away, and the only thing damaged were the rags he was wearing. Ab Veni lunged at the men, tearing each of them apart, before decapitating El Diablo by biting at his throat. He walked out of the alley wearing the Drug lord's blood stained white suit, before people on the street ran over, bowing down in front of him, The new El Diablo grew a crooked, vicious smile, and bowed back.

***"¡Te amamos El Diablo! ¡Bienvenido a México! ¡Te amamos!"***

## Abilities & Weaknesses

### Abilities

Immortality

Agility

Fear factor

## Trivia

* Ab Veni wanted to go to Earth because he knew there would be absolutely zero rules, meaning he could have maximum fun.
* Ab Veni puts cocaine on everything, using it as a substitute to Salt, Sugar, and even puts it in cigars, which does nothing, but it's still cool to say you smoke cocaine.
* If Ab Veni was an animal, he'd be a short horned lizard.
* His on record crimes are: Murder, [Drug, Human, and Stolen good] trafficking, Theft, Terrorism, Vandalism, and public indecency.
* He has a luchador mask with two holes cut out for his horns, that he occasionally wears.
The Sisters

"you could be so much more...you could be a GOD!"

## Overview

The Three Sisters are Odinya and Rayo's cursed aunts, trapped in an underground prison forced to share one body.

They have one huge Carian body with three eyes floating atop the neck, where there should only be one eye.

## Simple Biography

While trying to steal the babies Odinya and Rayo, they was caught and punished for their crimes by the family. Cursed to be strung up in the maze under the house of Ariiela. Years later being found by a young Rayo, they slowly took control of her violent personality and slowly but surely built trust with the child.

After years and years of Rayo seeing the sisters, they finally got her to put her plan into motion, and kill her sister Odinya and the rest of her family. After the failure of Rayos mission though, they are still trapped underground, not to be found by anyone else.

## Abilities & Weaknesses

### Abilities

* Manipulation
* Cannot die