Croc with a Glock

Croc with a glock is a crocodile armed with a glock. (Holy shit)

## Appearance

**Crocodiles** (subfamily **Crocodylinae**) or **true crocodiles** are large semiaquatic reptiles that live throughout the tropics in Africa, Asia, the Americas and Australia. Crocodylinae, all of whose members are considered true crocodiles, is classified as a biological subfamily. A broader sense of the term crocodile, Crocodylidae (which includes *Tomistoma)*, is not used in this article. The term crocodile here applies to only the species within the subfamily of Crocodylinae. The term is sometimes used even more loosely to include all extant members of the order Crocodilia, which includes the alligators and caimans (family Alligatoridae), the gharial and false gharial (family Gavialidae), and all other living and fossil Crocodylomorpha.

Although they appear similar, crocodiles, alligators and the gharial belong to separate biological families. The gharial, with its narrow snout, is easier to distinguish, while morphological differences are more difficult to spot in crocodiles and alligators. The most obvious external differences are visible in the head, with crocodiles having narrower and longer heads, with a more V-shaped than a U-shaped snout compared to alligators and caimans. Another obvious trait is that the upper and lower jaws of the crocodiles are the same width, and the teeth in the lower jaw fall along the edge or outside the upper jaw when the mouth is closed; therefore, all teeth are visible, unlike an alligator, which possesses in the upper jaw small depressions into which the lower teeth fit. Also, when the crocodile's mouth is closed, the large fourth tooth in the lower jaw fits into a constriction in the upper jaw. For hard-to-distinguish specimens, the protruding tooth is the most reliable feature to define the species' family. Crocodiles have more webbing on the toes of the hind feet and can better tolerate saltwater due to specialized salt glands for filtering out salt, which are present, but non-functioning, in alligators. Another trait that separates crocodiles from other crocodilians is their much higher levels of aggression.

## Coverage

### Base Canon

Within the bowels of the bunker, a deadly game of cat and mouse is being played. Only with a crocodile and monke respectively. Because most Bunkerites don't know what a crocodile actually is, those few who see him and live believe him to be some sort of pygmy dragon.

### DOTC Canon

CWAG appears to have been decisively thwarted. With the bunker open, Jetpack Monke is free to fly out of range of his glock, and not even his hot-blooded nature is a match for the freezing temperatures outside. BUT... A hunter always catches his prey. The ice and snow will have to melt eventually, and CWAG will be ready when it is.

### WTTS Canon.

Once again, Jetpack Monke is free to roam the skies, and his child abdution behaviour has become rampant enough that the rest of the bunker identifies him as major threat. Although they now get in the way of CWAG, the conditions outside are much more ideal than before. As a force of nature, he blitzes through entire civilizations and colonisation efforts, growing ever closer to catching him.

### Deep Dark Canon.

It took 3 timelines and plenty of corpses, but CWAG finally managed to put an end to Jetpack Monke. It was only a matter of time, after all. The Monke merely adopted his jetpack. CWAG was raised by the dark. Molded by it.

## Trivia

* When CWAG is not hunting Jetpack Monke (which is never) He behaves exactly like a regular saltwater crocodile.
* CWAG's glock's rounds are special Monke rounds filled with pure banana extract that momentarily confuses a Monke's survival instinct
* It is unknown how Jetpack Monke feels about CWAG, or even knows he exists
* Those who suggest luring CWAG to fight The Exterminator to see who wins in a gunfight will be deducted a year's worth of rations.