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John Doe (Character)

## Character Overview

John Doe is one of the narrators of the Uncommon Commons podcast. For every new batch of mail received, John is always the first to read his story. He is voiced by George Plank. John only ever reads the stories written by his voice actor.

### Appearance

John Doe has no canon physical description. Given his voice and choice of pronouns, he is presumably masculine presenting. However, he has no concept of what the definition of "masculine" is. The only fact known for certain is that John has a corporeal body, as in episode 14 ("Reflections") Jane can be heard striking John across the face after she mistakes his use of a slang word for trailmix as an insult. More information about John's physical appearance may be disclosed at a later date.

### Personality

John Doe is what one might describe as optimistic. He maintains a generally upbeat attitude during the bumper portions of the podcast. John is something of an enigma, and very often makes bizarre claims about the state of reality (such as he sees it.) He can appear a little on the dimmer side at times, but will have striking moments of near-genius levels of thought. He is the foil to Jane Doe, and usually responds cheerful to her rather pessimistic points of view.
Choi Ji-Hun

**Choi Ji-Hun** (born 1978), also known as **The Master**, is the son of the late Ji-Won and Shim Ji-Hun, the brother of Kim Ji-Won, the father of Min-Ji, and the husband of Sung-Hee. He is the leader of a sercet organization called the United Front located in Incheon, Korea. He is a master of the martial arts and a deadly assassin, known for his brutal and effective tactics in battle.
Madeline Lopez

**Madeline Lopez** (born 2029), is the daughter of Julian Lopez and Mariana Gomez, the little sister of Noah Gomez, the second triplet of Madalena and Milo Lopez, the granddaughter of Bernardo Lopez, Anastasia Abdulov, Matias and Olivia Gomez, the niece of Maria, Enzo, Alina, Malina, Leonardo, Amaya, Christopher and Braxton.
Rakov Crime Family

The **Rakov Crime Family** was one of the crime families in Moscow, Russia, and was run by their family head, Irina Rakov. She have been responsible for numerous crimes, including the murder of several government employees, drug smuggling, trafficking, slavery, counterfeiting, illegal weapons, explosives, organized and unorganized crime, terrorism, money laundering, prostitution, kidnappings, torture, robbery. a variety of illegal activities, ranging from fraud and extortion to protection rackets and even murder with her lover, Andrei Yerokhin. Their calling card is the gold dragon medallion with the Rakov family crest engraved on it. They have never gone down without a fight, and their influence within the criminal underworld of Moscow was feared by many.

The family's founder is Petr Rakov, a former notorious mobster soldier who returned from the Napoleonic Wars with the gold dragon medallion. The organization was taken over by his son, Irina Rakov, who turned it into a full-fledged criminal empire. Under Irina, the organization prospered, obtaining almost complete control over the criminal underworld of Moscow and much of the surrounding area. Irina also forced an independent college student, Bernardo Lopez, to join the criminal organization and become his dealer, whom killed the whole family in a violent shoot-out, resulting in Bernardo inheriting the gold dragon medallion and all of Irina's power.
The Campbell Family

**The** **Campbell family** are a prominent African American family who primarily lives in Barstow, California, and the family co-owns The Unseen with The Abdulov Family.

## Known Family Members

* Damien Campbell (Ivory's husband, Amelia's father, Demetrius and James's grandfather, Aaliyah and Anaya great-grandfather, Kahlil and Zaria-Nicole great-great-grandfather; deceased)
* Ivory Campbell (Damien's wife, Amelia's mother, Demetrius and James's grandmother, Aaliyah and Anaya great-grandmother, Kahlil and Zaria-Nicole great-great-grandmother; deceased)
* Amelia Campbell (August's wife, Damien and Ivory's daughter, Demetrius and James's mother, Aaliyah and Anaya's grandmother, and Kahlil and Zaria-Nicole great-grandmother)
* Raymond Dunbar (Amelia's ex-husband, Demetrius and James's father, Aaliyah and Anaya's grandfather, and Khalil and Zaria-Nicole's great-grandfather; deceased)
* August Roddz (Amelia's husband, and Demetrius and James's father; deceased)
* Demetrius Campbell (Malina's husband, Aaliyah and Anaya's father, Kahlil and Zaria-Nicole grandfather, Jame's brother, Raymond and Amelia's son, and Damien and Ivory's grandson)
* Malina Campbell (Demetrius's wife, Aaliyah and Anaya's mother, Kahlil and Zaria-Nicole grandmother)
* James Campbell (Savannah's husband, Demetrius's brother, Amelia and Raymond's son, Damien and Ivory's grandson, Aaliyah and Anaya's uncle, and Kahlil and Zaria-Nicole's great uncle)
* Savannah Campbell (James's wife)
* Aaliyah Campbell (Kahlil and Zaria-Nicole's mother, Anaya's sister, James's niece, Demetrius and Malina's daughter, Amelia and Raymond's granddaughter, Damien and Ivory's great-grandmother)
* Anaya Campbell (Kahlil and Zaria-Nicole, Aaliyah's sister, Demetrius and Malina's daughter, Amelia and Raymond's granddaughter, Damien and Ivory's great-granddaughter)
* Kahlil Jackson (Zaria-Nicole's brother, Aaliyah's son, Anaya's nephew, Demetrius and Malina's grandson, Amelia and Raymond's great-grandson, Damien and Ivory's great-great-grandson)
* Zaria-Nicole Diaz (Kahlil's sister, Aaliyah's daughter, Anaya's niece, Demetrius and Malina's granddaughter, Amelia and Raymond's great-granddaughter, Damien and Ivory's great-great-granddaughter)
Doreen Wimbledon

## Character Overview

Ms. Doreen Wimbledon is another resident of the Uncommon Commons. John Doe is the only other resident to have met her. At first, not much was known about Ms. Wimbledon, other than that she owned many "cats." This was only partialy true as the P.A. Voice later revealed she was the agregate of all the cats in the Uncommon Commons. Jane did not believe she existed despite John repeatedly telling her that he had many conversations with her. Doreen made her first in-show appearance in Episode 44: Season 2 Finale. She is played by Jessica Law.

### Appearance

Doreen is an entity comprised entirely of cats. When John met her, she was described as 'hidden behind a mountain of "cats."'

### Personality

Prior to the season 2 finale doreen had not made an appearance on the show. The only thing that had been discerned about her is she has many "cats," one of which John returned after it had escaped Doreen's apartment. She is very friendly, but isn't afraid to tell someone off when they say something uncouth. She enjoys baking and trying new recipies.
OxyTriPhenoDextroOssiloPneumoDexyKril’s House of Fun

OxyTriPhenoDextroOssiloPneumoDexyKril’s House of Fun is a very simple board game often played by small children, the elderly, and the infirmed. It was created as a promotional venture by the Fresh Source chain of produce stores. The average gameplay session should only last a measly 2-7 weeks.

Included in the box are:

* A game board
* A Roll-A-Matron (with a micro septdecahedron under the dome)
* 50 Emerald Macguffins
* 18 carbunkles
* a small stack of trivia cards
* Bow and Arrow
* Peg Board and Pegs with letters printed on them
* Aproximately as much as a tech billionaire keeps in their left back pocket in play money
* Property Cards
* Actual Tangible Murder Weapons with plausible deniablity
* Veridian Plastic Army Personel
* Crigorgolon Statuette (sold seperately)
* A stack of Djorna Brix.
* Porous Max

As with most board games there have been multiple expansions which have added such elements as PVP and tiddlywinks. However, the company that created OxyTriPhenoDextroOssiloPneumoDexyKril’s House of Fun would go under due to low sales. They would rot on Fresh Source shelves until the digital version was picked up by professional e-sports players.
Crigorgolon

Crigorgolon is the devourer of galaxies and the scourge of Fresh Source produce stores everywhere. It is prominently featured in the board game OxyTriPhenoDextroOssiloPneumoDexyKril’s House of Fun.

* Early Life

Crigorgolon was birthed just after the big bang. Dust and debris destined for parts at every edge of the universe collected together. It first gained conciousness billions of years ago. Alone and floating in the inky expanse of infinity it saught nourishment in the only place it could. Passing pieces of dirt and dust from comets and asteroids. Crigorgolon added these pieces to itself growing larger with each meal. Comets gave way to asteroids which gave way to moons and soon whole planets were within bite range of Crigorgolon.

Solar Systems came and went in the wake of Crigorgolon. Still in its infancy, Crigorgolon nursed itself inward on a spiral galaxy that disappeared long before mankind had even begun their evolutionary journey let alone before they had the capacity to look up.

That changed several billion years later. Doctor Quan Li of the Hong Kong astrological institute was the first to notice the cosmic anomolies caused by Crigorgolon. Several stars had been going dark. Similarly when viewed through a teleoscope the space where there were once whole galaxies once ocuppied was now a vast darkness. Doctor Li noticed a trend in cosmic anomallies, notably how the disappearances seemed to be becoming more and more frequent. Using the disappearances he triangulated a location in space. Through a high-powered electron telescope he saw the first recorded glimpse of the Crigorgolon, and most devestating; its approach toward the planet Earth.

* Fresh Source Produce Stores

When The Crigorgolon arrived to our galaxy it was imidiately taken aback by the selection and value provided by Fresh Source Produce Stores. Having grown up on the ice and dirt of passing comets, it was overwhelmed by the healty and delicious offerings located within every Fresh Source. With such a wide selection, the Crigorgolon deemed that any galaxy with such a bountiful offering of produce, deli meats, a well stocked bakery, and name brand snack foods will be among the last. So Crigorgolon left our galaxy vowing to return after having eaten all other galaxies in the known and unknown universe.
The Quiet of the Cows (Film)

The Quiet of the Cows is a movie based on a novel of the same name. The main characters are HBI investigator Patrice Klatu-Verata-Nikco and former psychologist turned cannibal, Mannimal Specter.

Plot

Following a string of disapearances the HBI sends one of their most promising agents to investigate. Patrice Klatu-Verata-Nikco finds the case to more than she expected. When the clues start to dry up she has no choice but to turn to former criminal psychologist Mannimal Specter.

***Patrice:***

*Hello Dr. Specter.*

***Manimal:***

*Good evening, klatu-verata-nicto.*

***Patrice:***

*What does that mean?*

***Manimal:***

*Veni vidi vici.*

***Patrice**:*

*Doctor specter, what do you know about the disappearances?*

***Manimal:***

*Ipso facto Patrice. Tell me. Where did you get your shoes?*

***Patrice:***

*Answer my questions first.*

***Manimal**:*

*Don't quiz me Patrice. A tax man tried to quiz me. I had his kidneys with some pinto beans and a hard lemonade.*

***Patrice**:*

*I am no bumpkin, Dr. Specter I am a member of the Hbi.*

***Manimal**:*

*Tell me Patrice, are the cows still hollering?*
PA System

## Character Overview

The PA system has two voices, played by George Plank and Alex Vitale respectively. They are omnipotent, knowing all that happens under the roof of the Uncommon Commons. They assist in fixing any problems that occur within the building, and are responsible for letting the residents know when to return to their apartments. The PA system has a signature tritone that sounds (in varying forms) prior to when they are about to speak.

### Appearance

As the PA System is a disembodied voice that sounds over speakers, they have no physical description.

### Personality

Not much is known about the PA System, other than that they regularly change voices. They usually add a little bit of snark into whatever they say. Everything they announce, regardless of how dark it may be, is delivered in an upbeat tone.
Uncommon Commons Wiki

**Welcome to the Uncommon Commons Wiki!**
Information about the podcast UNCOMMON COMMONS created by George Plank and Alex Vitale

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## Important articles

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Locations

Trivia

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Rexana Kaufman

**Rexana Kaufman** (born 1975), is a writer of *The Sunny Citizen.*

## General Information

### Allies

* Malina Campbell (Boss)
* Richard Colleen (Co-worker)
* Ulysses Acacia (Co-worker)
* Yori Kramer (Co-worker)
* Griffin Osaka (Co-worker)
* Kassie Hopkins (Co-worker)
* Braeden Dray (Co-worker)
* Valeriano Esze (Co-worker)
* Konstantine Brewer (Co-worker)

## Biographical information

### Date of birth

* December 24, 1975 (53 years old)</small
Jane Doe (Character)

## Character Overview

Jane Doe is one of the narrators of the Uncommon Commons podcast. For every new batch of mail received, Jane is always the second to read her story. She is voiced by Alex Vitale. Jane only ever reads the stories written by her voice actor.

### Appearance

Jane Doe has little canon physical description. Presumably, she is feminine presenting, given the pronouns that she has chosen.  Jane, however, has no reference for what "feminine" means. Unlike John, certain physical attributes have been applied to Jane over the first season. In episode 2 ("I'm fine") John asks Jane if her skin has always been purple. In episode 3 ("Reaction Time") it is mentioned that her arm falls off. Beyond these vague details, Jane Doe has not been physically described.  More information about Jane's physical appearance may be divulged at a later date.

### Personality

Jane Doe is the foil of John. She is generally pessimistic, though does experience a few moments of a more upbeat attitude. Usually, Jane speaks in a very snide and sarcastic manner, and can often be a bit mean. She is skeptical of most things that occur in the Uncommon Commons. Unlike her counterpart John, Jane seems to have a better grasp on the concepts of the "real world."
Transcripts

Transcripts for all Uncommon Commons episodes can be found here.

Season 1

Ep. 1 - Voided

Ep. 2 - I'm Fine

Ep. 3 - Reaction Time

Ep. 4 - Home Again

Ep. 5 - The Mass Whines at Night

Ep. 6 - Up to My Neck

Ep. 7 - Beach Day

Ep. 8 - Gniyned Park

Ep. 9 - Faire Game

Ep. 10 - Cancy

Ep. 11 - The Albertine

Ep. 12 - Bean Bag Bear

Ep. 13 - Tarnish

Ep. 14 - Reflections

Ep. 15 - One Last Job

Ep. 16 -Pressed For Time

Ep. 17 - Legroom

Ep. 18 - ALMA Tell Us

Ep. 19 - Hello World

Ep. 20 - Foraging

Ep. 21 - Countdown to Zero

Ep. 22 - Season One Finale

Halloween Special

Season 2

Ep. 23 - Exit Persued by Death

Ep. 24 - Watch and Warning

Ep. 25 - Old Traditions

Ep. 26 - And Run

Ep. 27 - Dirty Shirley

Ep. 28 - Into the Gaping Maw of Phillip Bennett

Ep. 29 - Spinning Gears

Ep. 30 - 24 Hour Convenience

Ep. 31 - Morning Rush

Ep. 32 - He Doesn't Bite

Ep. 33 - The Gravedigger's Cat

Ep. 34 - One of Us

Ep. 35 - Pray the Rosary

Ep. 36 - Codename Bernadete

Ep. 37 - Kopfwunde

Ep. 38 - Plastic

Ep. 39 - Happy Wife Happy Life

Ep. 40 - C. F. Eye Care

Ep. 41 - Autopsy Reports, 1998

Ep. 42 - Readmittance

Ep. 43 - Property of Monique

Ep. 44 - Season Two Finale

Nondescript Winter Holiday Special

Season 3

Ep. 45 - Sick Jams & Spirit Savants

Ep. 46 - The Screaming Explanse

Ep. 47 - Eggshell Mauve

Ep. 48 - Scabs

Ep. 49 - Blister in the Sun

Ep. 50 - The Audience Invisible

Ep. 51 - Incarceration

Ep. 52 - The A.I. Issac

Ep. 53 - Saint Grozav

Ep. 54 - Hunted Part One

Ep. 55 - Homefront

Ep. 56 - Hunted Part Two

Ep. 57 - New Year New Me

Ep. 58 - Auld Lang Syne

Ep. 59 - Stuck on You
Story Characters

This page is not complete, obviously. This is mostly just named characters currently, I may add others later.

note, unlike the current rest of this wiki, this page is being made by a fan not a creator, if George or Alex want to change this page in any way, go for it.

Tim, the focal character of the episode (fc)

Kevin, works in accounting in the same office as Tim, it's his birthday

Kira, another accountant who Kevin was talking to

Tina, another one of Tim's coworker who he talks to at the water cooler

Story 2:

Mary (Elise, Elisa, Eliza, Elaina, Eleanor, Ella, Esther, Emily, Edna, Ellie, Edith, E), fc

David (Albert), Mary's husband

Kathy (Kelly, Katie),a nurse looking adter mary

**Episode 2:**

Milton, fc

Doctor Ramirez, Milton's doctor

**Episode 3:**

Anthony, fc

Dewey, Anthony's cat

**Episode 4:**

Tom, fc

McGil, Tom's childhood neighbour

Earl, Earl's gas station

Dale, Dale's hardware store

Patty's diner

Donna, Travis, Mrs. Simmons, customers at Dale's

Mr. Simmons, potential Dale's customer

**Episode 5:**

Marie, fc

Bobby Higgins, Marie's brother-in-law

Wesley, Marie's partne

The Mass, the thing that makes the sounds at night and such

Lacy, likely Marie's sister

Henry, Marie's pawpaw's friend who supposedly died because he didn't wear earbuds at night

Lucy's diner

**Episode 6:**

Vanessa, fc

Rachel, Vanessa's friend, and assailant

**Episode 7:**

Shawn, fc

Debra, Shawn's mother's friend from her bookclub

Sierra, Shawn's sister

**Episode 8:**

Albert Gniyned, fc

Ed Stewart, Albert's business partner, forgotten to the world

Ali Mcguiness, Joe Dawn, other forgotten workers

Woffy, Ferdinand, meetable characters, hollow beings of the Gniyned patron

**Episode 9:**

Lucy Sanders, fc

Dominic, the guy Lucy was meant to be on a date with people

Tony Fontata, the ticket checking carnie, also the name of someone lucy knew as a child

**Episode 10:**

Susan (Carol Keller), fc

(Innkeeper)

(Guests)

Ruby Maltzman, fc

Marie, Ruby's ex-girlfriend of 3 years who cheated on her

Ira Baker, a guest who practically never leaves

Mrs. Schröder, a rich guest who likely killed her husband for the will

Evelyn White, a guest who got stood up on her wedding day and has been coming to The Albertine on the anniversary

Tony, a bartender, possibly having flings with Evelyn

Danny, a bellhop and kleptomaniac of minor annoyance

Mark, a hotel worker

**Episode 12:**

Shi, fc

Eric Devin (The Coroner), wrestler who had doll merch

**Episode 13:**

Ellis (El) Sinclair, fc

(her dad)

Hazel T, Ellis' great great aunt, mirror owner

**Episode 14:**

Jack, fc, dating Betty, has a tattoo

Betty, fc, dating Jack

Tabitha (Tabbi), fc, seems to be enjoying herself less

Shaun, fc, snack enjoyer

**Episode 15:**

Harvey, fell down a ravine

Missy, a coworker? Fc's partner

Lee, a talkative coworker

Oswald, fc or a coworker, it's unclear to me
The Uncommon Commons

The Uncommon Commons is a stately apartment complex in the middle of a barren white void. There are many apartments within the Uncommon Commons, but as of the first episode the building appeared to be mostly empty save for two residents; John and Jane Doe.

More residens, such as Doreen Wimbledon, may also be living within the building, however they have not been seen. The apartment is staffed by management who have been referred to as AG. Uncommon Commons staff have appeared in the podcast via the PA System.

Few ammenites have been mentioned over the course of the show. There is a pool, sizeable air vents with adjourning mirrors, a mailbox towards the front door and a shared common area. However, following the restructuring the layout of The Uncommon Commons has changed. One such change put John and Jane's apartments next to each other.

Even before the restructuring the physics of the apartment were always nebulous allowing for quicksand floors and an entire carnival to take residence in the building.
Gniyned Park

Gniyned Park is a location mentioned on multiple times in stories sent by the Mysterious Benefactors. It is owned and operated by Albert Gniyned. Very little is known about the history of the park except what is passed through offical media and whispers from the meetable characters which grant knoledge unknowable.

**History**

According to most sources the park was opened sometime in the sixties after years of planning. The official story is that Albert Gniyned planned and built the park almost entirely on his own. However in a press conference released in the 1990's he claimed that he used to have a partner named Ed Stuart. The park was built on several acres of "irredeemable" swamp land that mostly drained and terraformed into a commercially successful space. While surveying the land several contractors who shall forever remain nameless discovered a bright black swamp flower. It's smell was strong and sweet. When it opened none of the contractors could stay in the area for too long. One managed to Jar one of the flowers and brought it directly to Albert. He had the flower steeped into a tea and he drank it, describing the taste as unfamiliar but very sweet. These flowers are still grown in the park in massive quanitites on the Swamp Expedition ride, an educational green house attraction, and are used to create Woofy Whips. Woofy Whips remain one of the most successful treats in Gniyned Park; just over the Turkey Leg/ Cadaver Cut as it's called during the Halloween season.

**Zones**

Gniyned Park is broken up into several themed zones located around the circular park.

Entry Gate

Midway

Memory Lane

Quest Zone

West Thrush

Science Ville

**Attractions**

Gniyned Express

Buckaneer Reef

Tunnel of Love

Swamp Expedition

and several others

**Employees**

Gniyned Park rotates through employees pretty regularly. They host regular job fairs and college programs to ensure that they are always well staffed. This practice is in effect all year round especially when they bring on seasonal employees for holiday events. There are many permanent fixtuares in teh park.

Hugh Dunnit acts as a cheif officer of some capacity. He wears many hats in the park but seems to always be available at guest services.

**Meetable Characters**

There are 8 meetable characters in total at Gniyned Park, however at this time only 3 have been named in an episode of Uncommon Commons.

Woofy - A mascot character closely resembling a dog or wolf.

Ferdinand - A mascot character closely resembling a cat without a nose.

Rutherford - A mascot character with no resemblance at all. It has brown matted hair and its overall shape is very lumpy.
The Void

Everything in the Uncommon Commons takes place in the void. The void has been described as a barren white void. If one were to look directly into the void they wouldn't be able to see anything becasue there isn't anything to see. The void is both entirely empty and also all consuming.

Despite the fact that there is no true sense of time and space within the void John and Jane have gone beynd the entrance of the Uncommon Commons and have ventured into the void. While there, they have gone camping, started a fire, and the sound of a car could be heard at the end of an episode.

"You can't see past the nothing that isn't there." -Jane Doe
The Sounds of Silence

## The Sound of Silence

The Sound of Silence is an Multi Billionaire Secret company founded by Mariana Gomez in 2025. The S.O.S is located in The California Desert. In 2028, Mariana promoted Enzo to Co-CEO. Mariana got a call from an old friend, Orlando. Mariana was informed by Orlando that he had sent four superhumans known as the El's, Darnell, Adele, Marcel, and Nell. Dr. Sky Cameron, a scientist who studies superhumans. Dr. Cameron discovered a neurotransmitter in their brain. Dr. Cameron called it Metaproxia. Dr. Cameron discovered that Metaproxia is granting them these abilities. Later that year, another S.O.S. scientist, Spencer Mosheev, developed Metaproxotic, a cure for superhumans. In the beginning of 2029, Dr. Mosheev discovered a mineral that has the ability to deprive people with Metaproxia abilities of Astheplexia.
Albert Gniyned

**Character Overview**

Albert Gniyned is a character that appears/ is mentioned in several stories sent by the Mysterious Benefactors. He is the owner and primary operator of Gniyned Park, an amusement park originally pitched by him and Ed Stuart. He is the emmisary to a dark presence underneath the park. He has called this thing many titles, but always he shows it the utmost defferance. The being has no form of its own, but rather, is just darkness manifest. He was first voiced by George Plank in the Episode 8: Gniyned Park. Since Episode 22, he has been voiced by Alastair stuart who has since reprised this role on one other occastion.

**Appearance**

There have been no in canon descriptions of Albert Gniyned.

Personality

Upon meeting Albert Gniyned most people would say he seems very friendly, but listen to him talk for any length of time and you'll soon realize there's something dark behind that smile. He continues to act as primary park operator, but few people know what that truely means. He can sometimes be spotted in the park, talking to any guest that may recognize him, but for the most part he only makes public appearances for press conferences and grand openings. For most other responsibilities he turns to his second in command, Hugh Dunnit.
Green Line Goblins

The Green Line Goblins is a franchise based out of Navy Yard, Washington, D.C. They are known for their real estate developments, The Cove and The Cove Phase II.

The Goblins play the Derwood Dusters in the Metro Bowl to decide the superior WMATA line.

## Name changes

The franchise was originally named 1017 Pooh Shiesty Cove and based out of Blacksburg, VA for the inaugural 2021 season. On August 7, 2022 the franchise they would be renamed to the Green Line Goblins for the 2022 season.

## Finishes by year

2021: 8th

2022: 1st. Led by the Chiefs stack of QB Patrick Mahomes and TE Travis Kelce, the Goblins won the Hardware Division with an 8-6 record and defeated the Dumfries Don Tito Commute to win their first Frosé Bowl.

## First round draft picks

2021: Patrick Mahomes (7th)

2022: Ja'Marr Chase (7th)

2023: Tyreek Hill (6th)
Forest Dogs

## About:

Forest Dogs are one of the three groups that all dogs fall into. Forest Dogs are the group that lives in the wild away from No-furs. They eat by hunting prey instead of scrounging around for it. It doesnt matter if your a Lone Dog or in a Pack, as long as you live away from No-Furs, are a dog and hunt your own prey then you are a Forest Dog. Forest Dogs are the smallest group due to the fact that its hard to live in the wild and most dogs would perfer to live sheltered by No-Fur dens and find food easily.

## What sets them apart:

Forest Dogs have a stronger bite force than the other groups due to needing a strong jaw to hunt and fight. they are also ushually medium sized due to the fact that being to small would make them easy to kill and being to big would make them to slow to hunt. Dogs that try to join the Forest who do not meet the above qualifications ushually return to there previous lives so that they wont starve to death or get killed. Most Forest Dogs have recent wolf blood in them.

## Naming:

Forest Dogs are named two moons after birth to honor the two sisters. But if a pup seems like its unlikely to survive until then, then they are named as soon as possible. Who they are named by varies by pack, But in the majority of packs the Alpha or the dog(s) who raised the pup get to decide. Forest Dogs are named after wild things. If they are in a pack then they might have a name that correlates to the name of the pack (Like a dog in Lake Pack might be named Current or other things that relate to water)
Panther

## scription:

Panther is a raven black Pitbull with long and powerfull legs. she is described as being very muscular and intimidating. She has almost glowing piercing orangey green eyes. she has short and smooth fur. and has an elegant yet muscular frame.

## Personality:

On the outside Panther may seem hostile and emotionless. But on the inside she is brave and selfless. when she first meets a new dow she can be cold and aloof but when she gets to know them her true colors start to shine.

## Trivia:

* Panther is decended from a long line of Street Dogs but her family's pack only recently became Forest Dogs
* Panther hates water
* She likes night time and will often sneak away from the rest of her pack to hunt or stargaze when night falls
* Panther's favorite spirit is Moon
* Her favorite food is elk meat, and she hates fish and anything slimy and gross.
Storm Pack

## Description:

Storm Pack dogs are described to be medium to large sized. They ushually have medium length fur that isnt to short to get really cold in cloudfall but also not to long to overheat during the hotter days. They are very hardy dogs who can adapt well to extreme temperatures on both sides of the spectrum. Any new dog who wants to join Storm Pack must be able to adapt well. If they cant then they will be kicked out

## Habitat:

Storm Pack lives in a very harsh area with extreme weather. There territory is WIP

## Diet:

### Small Prey:

* Mice
* Rabbits
* Frogs
* Fish

### Medium Prey:

* Badger
* Otter
* Birds of prey
* Large birds

### Large Prey:

* Elk
* Moose
* Caribu
* Deer

## Known leaders and notable members:

- Panther

- Dandelion

- Fable

- Hurricane

- Dusk

- Fox

- Cricket

- Mist

- Tansy

- Raven

- Cascade

- Fawn

- Howler

- Tsunami

- Fern

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Bornean orangutan

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A Bornean orangutan

## About

The Bornean orangutan is a subspecies of orangutan found in Borneo (hence the name).

## Diet

Bornean orangutans have a diet of fruit and leaves from the rainforest trees.

## Status

The Bornean orangutans' population is decreasing. It is said that they may go extinct in about 25 years.

1. ↑ https://www.orangutan.com/
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Don Tito Dollahs

The Don Tito Dollahs are a franchise based out of Clarendon in Arlington, VA. They play their home games at the Baked Bar Megadome. Their motto is “Deus Et Les Dames” which stands for “God and the Ladies”.

The franchise is owned by Uncle B, a member of Uncle E and Uncle B.

## Finishes by year

2021: 7th

2022: 3rd. The best defense in the league carried the Dollahs to a 9-5 record and the first playoff win in league history. They lost a close semifinal game to the Green Line Goblins.

## First round draft picks

2021: Davante Adams (6th)

2022: Dalvin Cook (10th)

## Controversies

### Pay-to-lose methods

The Dollahs paid $20 for Fantasy Football software before the 2021 season. The use of this software was often roasted by other teams in the league, especially since it did not work. The Dollahs lost in the first round of the playoffs and finished 7th.

On September 23, 2021, the Dollahs traded Josh Jacobs and Tyler Boyd to 1017 Pooh Shiesty Cove for Ty'son Williams and Terrance Marshall Jr. Dubbed the "Ty'son trade", its one-sidedness made the Dollahs and their software the laughingstock of the league.

### Reputation as a "Shark" and possible collusion

The Dollahs are infamous for spamming the owners of other teams with stupid, one-sided trades, which are usually rejected instantly.

On October 27, 2021, the Dollahs traded Tyreek Hill and Cordarelle Patterson to Yuh get into it Kim for Austin Ekeler and DJ Moore. This trade was very suspicious because the Dollahs owner was helping to manage Yuh get into it Kim (as well as the Clarendon FULL SENDERS). Commissioner Jennings launched the league's first serious collusion investigation. No evidence was found and the trade was upheld. Regardless, the other teams in the league became very hesitant to trade with the Dollahs following this incident.

### Confederate support

The Dollahs are staunch supporters of Confederate General Robert E. Lee.
Yung Jüs

The Yung Jüs are a former franchise based out of Jerusalem, Israel who participated in the first two DTFL seasons. They resigned from the league on May 1, 2023 after disputes with Hanging with Hernandez and Down Malone FC.

The Jüs fought under the protection of their iron dome. They had a fierce rivalry with several teams, including the Fallujah Firehoses and Don Tito Dollahs. The Yung Jüs were also considered to be one of the most disliked franchises in the league.

The franchise was owned by Uncle E, a member of Uncle E and Uncle B.

## Finishes by year

2021: 6th. Along with drafting Derrick Henry in the first round of the 2021 draft, the Yung Jüs presented a strong running game by acquiring fan-favorite, face of the franchise: Leonard "MVP" Fournette. A semi-consistent Lamar Jackson at QB and rookie WR CeeDee Lamb also helped the Jüs find success as they finished tied for the best record in the 2021 regular season. This wasn't celebrated for long, however, due to a first round playoff exit in a tight battle with the Paradis Titans.

2022: 12th. Simply put, the worst team in DTFL history.

## First round draft picks

2021: Derrick Henry (4th)

2022: Leonard Fournette (8th)

## Original Roster

QB: Lamar Jackson

RB1: Derrick Henry

RB2: Leonard "MVP" Fournette

WR1: CeeDee Lamb

WR2: AJ Brown

TE: Dawson Knox

FLEX: Marquise Brown

Kicker: Brandon McManus

Defense: Indianapolis Colts

Bench Notables: Courtland Sutton

## Rivals

Arguably one of the most disliked franchises in the league, the Yung Jüs have generated fierce rivalries with quite a few of the other DTFL franchises. At the top of the list, the Don Tito Dollahs. Although the Jüs were able to secure a victory in both matchups against the Dollahs, fans were all but quiet under the dome. Word had spread that the Dollahs were disrespecting beloved Jüs MVP Leonard Fournette, as well as top WR CeeDee Lamb, leading to the fanbase becoming irate. Next in line, the Fallujah Firehoses. The Firehoses proved to be a problem early on for the Jüs as they were the only team to match their regular season record. It was reported that arrests have been made for fans of each side due to violence towards one another. Other rivals include Dumfries Don Tito Commute and Down-Malone FC, mainly due to disputes between front offices.
Your Mom Loves Big D

Your Mom Loves Big D is the first expansion franchise in DTFL history. They were added to the DTFL Ballroom Division on June 2nd, 2022, filling the spot created from Yuh get into it Kim resigning from the league. Their owner is a notable Nick Adams supporter.

Your Mom Loves Big D is known as the most left-wing franchise in the DTFL. The organization donates regularly to politicians such as Bernie Sanders and AOC.

## Finishes by year

2022: 8th. Big D made a lot of trades in a fun inaugural season.

## First round draft picks

2022: Stefon Diggs (12th)

2023: Saquon Barkley (10th)
Yuh get into it Kim

Yuh get into it Kim is a former franchise based out of Dupont Circle in Washington, D.C. They are known for receiving the inaugural Derwood ride to Shady Grove for finishing second-to-last in the 2021 DTFL season. The franchise struggled with both setting their lineup and their logo.

Yuh get into it Kim was disbanded and removed from the DTFL on March 8, 2022 due to off-the-field issues.
B-Live Basketball League

The B-Live Basketball League was founded in 2023 as a DTFL-affiliated fantasy basketball league. The owner of Bardo Bye Week was key to pushing the league's founding.

The inaugural draft was held on October 15, 2023 with eight teams.

## Teams

* Derwood Dunkers
* Don Tito Dollahs
* Forrest Inns
* LeMickey United
* Naj Mahal
* Paradis Devils
* San Antonio Churros
* Weather App Scrolls
Derwood Dusters

The Derwood Dusters are a franchise based out of Derwood, MD. They play their home games at Duster Field. They are bitter rivals with Down-Malone FC. The Dusters also contest the Metro Bowl vs the Green Line Goblins to decide the superior WMATA line. The Dusters are part of Derwood Athletic Club, along with the Derwood Dunkers of the B-Live Basketball League.

The Dusters charity organization, Derwood Cares, is committed to fighting chronic dustiness in Derwood and the greater Montgomery County area. Derwood Cares sponsors the Walk to Derwood Pledge, in which team owners. to walk to Derwood if they get 11th place in the DTFL. In Fall 2022, Derwood Cares raised money for bottled water for Cape Girardeau, MO when the city did not have running water.

The Dusters were the first team to release a team song, "I'm Shipping Up to Derwood", prior to the 2022 season.

## Finishes by year

2021: 5th. The Dusters inaugural campaign had its ups and downs, highlighted by a breakout season from WR Deebo Samuel. The franchise struggled all season at RB and played a rotation of players, including Elijah Mitchell, Damien Harris, Rhamondre Stevenson, and Chase Edmonds. The Dusters finished the regular season at 6-8 in 8th place and lost in the first round of the playoffs to the Fallujah Firehoses.

2022: 9th. Following a 1-4 start to the season, which caused riots at Shady Grove metro, the team fired DC Bruce Hansen. The team was allowing a league-worst 138 PPG at the time, including a span of allowing 149 PPG in Weeks 2-5. The Dusters hired Josef Burbach as DC. The deal, for €17.3 million in cold hard cash, made Burbach the DTFL's highest paid coordinator. The Dusters saw immediate returns, holding the Paradis Titans to only 81 points in Burbach's Week 6 debut. Burbach was fired following a Week 12 166-144 loss to rivals Down Malone FC where RB Josh Jacobs put up 48 points. Hasbulla Magomedov was subsequently hired as the replacement DC. The Dusters finished the regular season 6-8 but avoided punishment with a first round consolation victory over the Fallujah Firehoses.

## First round draft picks

2021: Travis Kelce (9th)

2022: Derrick Henry (4th)

2023: Christian McCaffrey (2nd)
Sumatran orangutan

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An adult Sumatran orangutan

## About

The Sumatran orangutan is a subspecies of orangutan that is only found in the north of an Indonesian Island called Sumatra.

## Diet

Sumatran orangutans are frugivores, meaning they eat mostly fruit. In rare occasions Sumatran orangutans eat meat.

## Status

Sumatran orangutans are critically endangered.
Paradis Titans

The Paradis Titans are a franchise based out of Paradis Island. A team defined by daring acquisitions and trades made by its GM, the Titans have had an up-and-down history. Their first year brought a semifinals appearance, but in the second year, the Titans were one of the worst teams in the league due to a bad trade, narrowly escaping the punishments. Look out for the Titans to make a splash in the 2023 season with an unexpectedly fiery team.

## Finishes by year

2021: 4th

2022: 10th. Despite a terrible trade and a team ridiculed by the rest of the league, the Titans avoided any punishments.

## First round draft picks

2021: Tyreek Hill (11th)

2022: Najee Harris (9th)

2023: Travis Kelce (5th)
Mickey United

Formally know as Mickey United Football Club, Mickey United is a DTFL franchise based in Mickeychester, England. The franchise joined the league in 2023 following the resignation of the Yung Jüs.

They play their home games at Emptihad Arena, the largest stadium in the DTFL with a capacity of 1,000,000.
Gorillas

A baby Western lowland gorilla

## About

Gorillas are great apes native to Africa. They are the largest living primates, reaching heights of 1.25 to 1.8 metres.

### Habitat

Gorillas mostly reside in the equatorial rainforests of Africa.

## Lifespan

Gorillas live about 35-40 years in the wild.

### Lifespan in captivity

In captivity, Gorillas live about 50 years.

## Species

There are 2 species of Gorilla, and 4-5 subspecies of these 2 species.

* Western gorilla (*Gorilla gorilla*)
	+ Western lowland gorilla (*G. g. gorilla*)
	+ Cross River gorilla (G. g. diehli)
* Eastern gorilla (*Gorilla beringi*)
	+ Mountain gorilla (*G. b. beringei*)
	+ Eastern lowland gorilla (*G. b. graueri*)

## Diet

Diets vary between the species of Gorilla, but are usually leaves and pith.

1. ↑ 4.1-5.9 ft
Orangutans

A young baby Bornean orangutan

Orangutans are great apes native to Indonesia and Malaysia.

Orangutans average a lifespan 35-45 years in the wild.

## Species

There are 3 species of orangutan:

* Bornean orangutan (*Pongo pygmaeus*)
	+ Pongo pygmaeus pygmaeus
	+ Pongo pygmaeus morio
	+ Pongo pygmaeus wurmbii
* Sumatran orangutan (*Pongo abelii*)
* Tapanuli orangutan (*Pongo tapanuliensis*)

The Sumatran orangutan species divided from the Tapanuli lineage around 3.3 million years ago, while the Bornean orangutan divided about 670 thousand years ago.

## Diet

Orangutan diets vary between the species, but they are all omnivorous.

1. ↑ northwest population
2. ↑ eastern population
3. ↑ southwest population
4. ↑ https://redapes.org/projects-partners/socp/tapanuli-orangutans/
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2152276-there-is-a-third-species-of-orangutan-and-somehow-nobody-noticed/
Dumfries Don Tito Commute

Dumfries Don Tito Commute is a franchise based out of Dumfries, VA and named in honor of the many commuters to Don Tito from far and wide in Northern Virginia. They are the winners of the inaugural Frosé Bowl.

## Finishes by year

2021: 1st

2022: 2nd. After another strong season, the Commute were sure they had won a second straight Frosé Bowl, but an injury to Damar Hamlin led to an NFL game getting canceled mid-game and pulled the win away from them.

2023: 1st. The Commute won their second title in the first three DTFL seasons.

## First round draft picks

2021: Alvin Kamara (3rd)

2022: Christian McCaffrey (2nd)

2023: Justin Jefferson (1st)

## Team culture

A common DTFL saying, "Fuck you guys and your stupid fantasy football league", was started by the Commute early in the 2021 season when they got salty about trash talk in the group chat. Now this is saying is often used when owners are frustrated with their team's performances. It won #1 meme of the year for the 2021 season.
Martindell Belt

The Martindell Belt is the trophy awarded to the champion of the DTFL. It is named after a woman from Derwood, MD who commuted to Don Tito one night in the summer of 2021. It is currently held by the Green Line Goblins.

The belt has two drink holders, which can be used to carry cold domestic lagers, as well as other beverages. It was hand-crafted by the artists at PartyBelts.com.

## Peaceful transition of power

It is customary for the previous season's winner to hand the belt off with a firm, polite handshake. This tradition was established after the Dumfries Don Tito Commute lost the belt to the Green Line Goblins in the disputed Frosé Bowl II. Though trash talk before the match was heated, both owners acted cordially following the end of the game.

## Belt curse

Doom has fallen upon league owners who touch the Martindell Belt when they are not the rightful champion.

In 2021, the owner of Down-Malone FC put the belt on at his house during a watch party. The team finished in 12th and was given the Clown Fit.

In 2022, the owners of both the Fallujah Firehoses and the Yung Jüs handled the belt at the Shackwarming Party and took it to Clarendon bars, most notably Clarendon Ballroom. The teams faced each other in Derwood Bowl II after the Firehoses collapsed in the last third of the year and the Jüs put up the worst season in DTFL history. The Firehoses escaped the Lemonade Stand with a narrow Derwood Bowl win, but neither owner will be dumb enough to touch the belt again!