Amnesia

Amnesia is the first episode of The Mr. Rabs Show. in this episode, After an incident at his house, Mr. Rabs forgets everything in his life, and must go back to grade school.

## Transcript

* [The episode begins with a zoom in to Mr. Zabs house]
* Mr. Zabs: [Sitting on his couch watching TV] Ha! He got hit in the head with a coconut! [Phone rings] Yello?
* Mr. Rabs: Y’know the meth you wanted?
* Mr. Zabs: Yeah, what about?
* Mr. Rabs: Well, while I was outta town, My grandma put it on top of the cabinet, so now I can’t reach it!
* Mr. Zabs: Why don’t you just ask your grandma to help you?
* Mr. Rabs: I’ve tried calling her but she hasn’t answered.
* Mr. Zabs: [Sighs] I’ll be there soon. [Hangs up] Damn it. [Mr. Zabs walks off of the couch and goes to his bedroom to change his clothes. He walks out of the house and starts driving to Mr. Rabs house] Stupid idiot, “She didn’t respond blah blah blah” I’m sick of doing things for you. [Mr. Zabs’ Car drives in front of Mr. Rabs house. Mr. Zabs walks to the door and rings the bell.]
* Mr. Rabs: [Opens the door] Thanks man, you’re the best.
* Mr. Zabs: [Mumbles]
* Mr. Rabs: So, here’s the problem
* Mr. Zabs: I’ll hold you [Grins evilly] (In head: I can drop him while carrying him, steal the meth and leave him for dead. Perfect.)
* Mr. Rabs: What are you waiting for?
* Mr. Zabs: Yeah. I’ll hold you [Mr. Zabs walks in front of the cabinet and uses a gesture to tell Mr. Rabs to jump on his hands]
* Mr. Rabs: [Jumps] Almost…
* Mr. Zabs: [Lets go of Mr. Rabs] [Sarcastically] Oh, no!!
* Mr. Rabs: [Screams and lands on the floor. He immediately faints]
* Mr. Zabs: [Grabs the meth and leaves] Finally, I’m done with this guy. [Gets in his car and drives away]
* Narrator: 8 Hours Later
* Mr. Rabs: [Wakes up, Groans] What happened? Wait, who am I? What is this? [He walks around dazed and confused, grabbing his phone] I’m calling my Mom. [He tries to login but can’t remember his password] Shit! How will I do anything now? [He walks outside of his house and walks around until he sees somebody]
* Mr. Rabs: Hey, do you know where the Hospital is?
* IShowSpeed: Stop bothering me, I’m playing Talking Ben [Proceeds to Scream and Bark]
* Mr. Rabs: [Walks away] [Whispers] That guy is definitely retarded… [He walks for a little while, and finds the Hospital]
* [Cut to a waiting room]
* Doctor #1: Next!
* Mr. Rabs: [Walks over into the room]
* Doctor #1: Hello Sir, how may I help you?
* Mr. Rabs: Hi. I’ve lost my memory, and don’t know who I am.
* Doctor #1: I want to see how much memory you have lost. Let’s do a few tests. What is your name?
* Mr. Rabs: Uhhhh…..
* Doctor #1: This isn’t good. Nobody’s ever failed the first question. I’m afraid you have “Memory Loss”
* Mr. Rabs: That’s terrible!
* Doctor #1: You must go through Grade 1, to regain your memory.
* Mr. Rabs: How could I do that! I never even graduated from high school!!!.... I think.
* Doctor #1: Just try!
* [Bubble wipe Donald Trump Elementary]
* Mr. Rabs: This place is so boring…
* Mrs. Krusty: Hi kids!
* Mr. Rabs: [Sighs] Oh, brother.
* Mrs. Krusty: I hear we have a new student. His name is Mr. Rabs. (to Mr. Rabs) My name is Krusty the Klown, but you can call me Mrs. Krusty. (to Students) Everybody say “Hi, Mr. Rabs”
* Children: Hi Mr. Rabs!!
* Mr. Rabs: This sucks…
* [Montage of the first month of first grade]
* Mr. Rabs: I can now count to 100, spell 2 syllable words, and even know about 2D shapes! I feel so smart!
* Mrs. Krusty: Yes you are!
* Trevor: You sure are pardner!
* Narrator: Mr. Rab seems to be doing good in first grade, nothing ever could go wrong.
* Mr. Rabs: [Is in the lunch line]
* Bully #1: Hey! Give me your lunch money!
* Mr. Rabs: It’s my money, I worked for it, no!
* Bully #1: Oh, yeah? [Gets ready to punch Mr. Rabs]
* Mr. Rabs: [Punches him first, knocking him out]
* Mrs. Krusty: Mr. Rabs! How could you! You were a star student.
* Mr. Rabs: Stand your ground laws! He hit me first!
* Mrs. Krusty: Are you going to argue with me?
* [Cut to detention]
* Mr. Rabs: What are you in for?
* Kid #1: I threw a chair at a bug.
* Mr. Rabs: Oh.
* [Silence fills the room, slow fade to black]
* Narrator: A Few Months Later..
* Kid #2: [In Mr. Rabs ear] Nerd
* Mr. Rabs: Yes, I am a nerd; bookworm, I’m studious. From my cerebral cortex to my gluteus. Back in kindergarten, I aced my college entrance exam. Now, I’m no rocket scientist — oh, wait, I am. When I pour my Alpha-bits, I get nothing but straight A’s. My retainer and headgear connect to a back brace. I've got a pocket-protector protector protector. I broke my glasses on purpose so I could tape ‘em together. Run back to Reddit and type stuff no one will see. You’re a geek, that means you’re just a hipster wannabe.
* Kid #2: [Runs away crying]
* Joe Biden: 🔥 That was Fire 🔥
* Lebron James: Shut the fuck up, Joe
* Narrator: Graduation Day
* Principal: And, our best student ever here, achieving much more than anybody else..
* Mr. Rabs: [Whispering] Please..Please..Please
* Principal: Mr. Rabs!
* Mr. Rabs: [Cheering, walking up to the stage] I just want to thank….. This school. For, uh letting me in. Very cool.
* Students: [Cricket Chirping]
* Kid #3: [Whispering] This is a load of barnacles..
* Mr. Rabs: Shut up!
* [Cut to a zoom in to Mr. Zabs house]
* Mr. Zabs: [Sitting on his couch watching TV] Ha! He got hit in the head with a coconut! [Phone rings] Yello?
* Mr. Rabs: Fuck you
* Mr. Zabs: [Hangs up on the phone] Wish he died…
* [End]