Tante Goldberg

Tante Goldberg is the main protagonist of the Tante. Exe series.

Prisoner (Formerly)

Tante 3x3

T4nte Exe IV

Tante Exe V

Tante Exe VI

Tante Goldberg is the protagonist of Tante Exe Part I. He was born in 1999. Tante's luck in life was immediately down, as he was born to an abusive family. His parents, Cassandra and Igor Goldberg started beating him at a young age. Tante's situation was compounded when his only refuge from an abusive home life, school, became another source of pain for him. Children would bully him without rest. One occasion, which occurred when Tante was 14 years old but still in the 7th grade due to him flunking, was the tipping point. Three boys ambushed Tante after school and scratched his face with a coat hanger. This left him bloodied and disfigured. Once he arrived home, he was not met with any sympathy. He found his mother, Cassandra, black out drunk on the floor, with several bruises from beatings. She also had several heroin needles in her right arm. His father, Igor, immediately berated and poked fun at Tante upon discovering his new facial deformities. Tante had enough, so he opted to run away from home. As nightfall started approaching, Tante tracked his bullies down. They were all hanging out in the same house, with the parents away on a business trip. Tante snuck into the house with a tire iron and slaughtered each boy, one by one. He dragged their bodies out and threw them into the sewers. This marked the start of his violent spree. Everybody at school started fearing Tante, due to his facial scars. They also took notice of his main bullies' disappearances and rumors of their deaths grew. Several weeks later, in October of 2013, Tante encountered an obnoxious youth named Paris. He pestered Tante in a dark alleyway, which prompted Tante to rip Paris' throat open, killing him. During this period, Tante would disappear for long periods of time when he ran away from home. This angered his parents, especially his father, Igor. However, beatings no longer bothered him, as he learned to enjoy pain. Tante would laugh when his father whipped him. In January 2014, he was enrolled into Nutlock: A nuthouse educational center for autistic children. He wore a gas mask to hide his facial scars and deformities, so all the mid witted children would fear him. Tante was subject to abuse from the staff. They would sedate him due to his growing strength and violent behavior, such as fighting and assaulting anyone he deemed a threat. Nutluck was an incompetent mental facility, so it was shortly investigated by, at the time, unknown social justice warriors. The corrupt medical staff took advantage of Tante's unique condition and subjected him to illegal tests. These tests involved illegal substances, created by an unknown mad doctor. The experiments were similar to MK-ultra, tests which Paris narrowly managed to evade before his death. The most painful and unethical experiments involved an unknown green substance being injected into Tante's ass with a syringe. They resulted in Tante gaining superhuman strength and endurance to survive otherwise fatal injuries. However, it worsened his already delicate mental state. This resulted in Tante becoming impulsive and even more violent.

One night in July 2016, Jeremy Wilkz, a fellow inmate and patient, escaped from his cage. This started a small riot in the asylum. Tante took advantage the chaos to cause a blackout in the asylum. He used the darkness to his advantage, and killed 5 corrupt doctors that had experimented on him to break out. Upon his bloody breakout, he would embark on a violent spree towards any individual who wronged him, usually by fat shaming him. His first victims after laying low for a week were his parents. His attempt to reconnect with them was met with an attempted beating and whipping. Igor Goldstein also attempted to light a match on Tante's nipples as a form of torture, but it backfired. This unpleasant encounter and rejection ultimately killed his tormenters. The glorified crack-house known as Goldberg Manor went up in flames after the match dropped to the ground. That erased DNA evidence, but police suspected Tante. After this incident, Tante, dubbed the "Mastodon Killer" by the papers due to his sheer strength and use of only his hands for slayings, made the sewers his new home. He feasted on whatever he could find. Sightings of the mastodon killer were reported each night, but the fat figure of Tantits somehow managed to evade capture. This period of time lasted five years, during which 14 bigoted lives were claimed by the blood-lusted, sewer-dwelling Tante.

Things reached a turning point on the night of October 19, 2021. Tante was prowling around in the seedier parts of the Upper West Side, per usual. He encountered a rundown house, fairly secluded from the rest of the buildings. A large space of unrented land and a fence separated this dilapidated old wooded house with an unkept yard. The occupant of the house was Cryptor, also known as Madman Marty in the Horde-keeping underworld. Tante sensed a great evil come from the house. Cryptor was far more evil than Tante and perpetrated far worse crimes, despite not having a tragic past and knowing full-well what he was doing, unlike Tante.

Tante crept his way in, finding his way into the basement. Hordes of darkies were enslaved in inhumane cages there. It was essentially a dungeon with dozens of slaves, even some corpses. Tante was horrified by his findings so he started regaining his humanity upon seeing the unspeakable horrors in the basement. Cryptor encountered the intruder and shot Tante with his .38 special, to little avail. Cryptor was no match for Tante as the fight continued. Even the estrogen mace known as the anal annihilator was not effectively used against him. Tante locked Cryptor in one of the horde cages, containing a horde that had not been fed in a month, where he was attacked. Tante, despite his many misdeeds, despised the malignant nature of slavery. He proclaimed "Even madmen must pay reoperations to African Americans in atonement for the unforgivable able sins of colonialism. We get it, The, Marty, Vincent, or whatever your name is. You are a douche who hates trans people. BTFO"

As Cryptor was wounded, he grabbed an emergency explosive he had next to the cage. Tante did not notice because he was looking at a map of the Arbor-View tunnels. Upon this discovery, he realized that more hordes were being enslaved there. After noticing Cryptor was somehow still alive, Tante let him out of the cage. He attempted to emasculate Cryptor with the estrogen mace, but this failed because of the beating he endured to the targeted area diminishing the size of the spot. Noticing this failure, Tante started swinging the mace towards Cryptor's bald head, but Cryptor held the bomb in front of him at the last moment so the mace his it instead. The bomb started acting up, meaning an explosion was imminent. As Tante's mind was cleared for the first time, he reflected on his errors. He said "Life is like a box of chocolates," which made himself and the caged hordes shed a tear. This effectively redeemed him. Immediately after his realization and redemption, the bomb blew up. A massive fiery blast destroyed the basement and engulfed the house in flames.

## Tante Exe II: The Arbor View Horror

It is revealed that both Tante and Cryptor/Madman Marty survived the explosion at the house. The explosion killed all but one hordeling, who was kneeled on to death by police the following morning. Tante was pushed back several feet by the blast, out of the center of the explosion. Most of the serum that had been injected into him was blown out of his body, landing on Cryptor, which allowed the latter's survival. Tante was shielded from most of the fire and shrapnel by dozens of horde bodies. A part of the floor above collapsed on Tante, causing him to start limping once he escaped the fiery wreckage. Tante managed to pick up the damaged map of Arbor View with his shrapnel ridden hands. He fought to stay awake and to walk away in spite of his massive injuries. He did manage to escape the scene before law enforcement and spectators arrived. Immediately following his escape, he managed to break into the Nutlock asylum through the sewers to take refuge there. He would steal medical appliances at night to heal himself. Tante would take the following days to regather his strength, as he nearly died in the fire. Since the fire destroyed all evidence, Tante was not linked to the explosion, slavery, and murders. Instead, Moncuck and the Horde Hate organization were framed, so they took the heat for the incident.

Sometime during his recuperation, before Halloween night, John Silver would reach out to him. He was one of the two social justice warriors that briefly investigated Nutlock, the other being Brian Bones. Tante kept the Arbor View map, which came in handy. On October 31st, 2021, Aldwyn uncovered the secrets of the dungeons below Arbor View. There was a large commotion at the school parking lot when the students were turned into hordelings. Tante arrived right before they were going to kill Aldwyn. He rescued Aldwyn by causing an explosion, which led to the destruction of most subterranean rooms and the blast reverting the students to their normal selves. He surprised Illoxendre Kolodorie, who attempted to kill Tante. However, Cryptor/Madman Marty stabbed Illoxendre through the neck with a bone wrist blade he crafted after his left hand was blown off in the explosion. Unbeknownst to Tante, Ray Martinez, the father of one of the upper west side victims, spotted him. Tante and Aldwyn ran away from the scene after charred hordeling hands pulled the students underground. Shortly thereafter, Tante introduced Aldwyn to John Silver. When John Silver broke Moncuck out of jail, Tante was in the driver's seat of the getaway van, with Aldwyn on the passenger's side. As Tante started driving away with them. Ray Martinez discreetly pursued Tante's van.

## Tante Exe 3x3

As Tante drives the getaway van for Moncuck and John Silver, he is accompanied by Aldwyn. Ray Martinez is discreetly pursuing Tante, who fails to notice Ray due to growing fiery but mostly peaceful riots. He briefly lectures Moncuck on social justice. As the van sustains damage from rioters, Tante stops at a dead end street. The gang crawled into a sewer through a manhole to evade police and Horde trappers. Tante and John Silver opened fire into the air to scare off any impending assailants. Tante narrowly evaded, yet witnessed Ray Martinez arrive at the scene and kill two cops on the street above. Once Ray left, he witnessed violent yet well meaning and innately peaceful rioters wreak havoc on the area. After that, he started heading towards a sewer base with John Silver, Moncuck, and Aldwyn. On their way, he reveals that John Silver approached him and that he studied the Arbor View map at the Cryptor house. Tante kept acquainting himself with John Silver, Aldwyn, and Moncuck. He especially took a liking to Aldwyn. Unbeknownst to Tante and his friends, Chango got a lead and started pursuing them. Once the four warriors reached the sewer base, Tante, Aldwyn, and Moncuck slept for a good hour to regather their strength. John Silver wakes them up, and Tante talks about social justice. After Aldwyn gets an old sewer payphone in working order, he reminds Moncuck to call his Horde Hate organization for backup. When Moncuck finished making his call, Tante leaned against a weak wall, which made him fall through. The wall was very old and had endured serious explosion damage on the other side. Tante and John Silver chose the sewer base because of its proximity to Arbor View, but they did not know how close they were to the old dungeons. The room on the other side was charred and seriously damaged from the explosion earlier that night. Suddenly, two horde trapping guards entered the defunct room to inspect damages and enslave any survivors. After John Silver killed them, Horde headquarters called the guards so they would report to the official count in the parking lot. Tante and Aldwyn took the slain guards' body armor and headed to the count. Moncuck was waiting for the Horde Hate troops and John Silver decided to watch Aldwyn and Tante from a rifle scope to protect them. The horde trapping soldiers notice that Tante looked peculiar in the armor, but they had not identified him yet. Around this time, Chango caught up to the sewer base. Only Moncuck was there, so he was taken hostage. However, Moncuck quickly agreed to work with Chango and the Horde Syndicate. As count was about to finish, Moncuck got on the podium. He proceeded to point out Tante and Aldwyn. Immediately after Moncuck's betrayal, Tante and Aldwyn successfully fought off at least a dozen guards. Chango challenged Aldwyn and Tante. Aldwyn was knocked out, leaving only Tante and Chango. Tante lost the fight and was also knocked out due to the explosion days earlier, fighting off the guards, and his distraught state of mind over Moncuck's betrayal. Tante awoke chained up in a small subterranean cell. One room below the east wing of Arbor View survived, and Tante was locked up there. Cryptor entered the cell and tortured Tante, both physically and mentally. A horde was killed by Cryptor, Chango, and Moncuck, in front of Tante. His abuse, witness of 12 murders, and not knowing Aldwyn's whereabouts, broke him down. Unbeknownst to him, Aldwyn was in another cell in the same room.

## T4nte Exe

Tante spends the majority of T4nte Exe chained up in his cell, contemplating his predicament. He is distraught over Moncuck's betrayal, not knowing Aldwyn's whereabouts, and his imprisonment. The ghastly sounds of the Battle of Hordeum above do not disturb him, as he has hit rock bottom. Tante had been injured by Cryptor during his interrogation in Tante 3x3, which occurred an hour earlier. He was trying to regather his strength. Tante becomes aware of Aldwyn's status during the final act. Ethan and Aldwyn broke down their cell door and ambushed the guards as John Silver and Brian Bones started breaking in to rescue Tante and Aldwyn. Aldwyn looked in through the window in Tante's cell, and opened the door. He unlocked Tante from his chains and introduced him to Ethan. Shortly thereafter, John Silver and Brian Bones entered the dungeon to rescue Tante, Aldwyn, and Ethan. This short-lived reunion was Tante's temporary relief, before he sunk below rock bottom. As the five were about the escape, a smoke bomb thrown from the elevator exit exploded, disorienting everyone. Ray Martinez, walked in, heavily armed, and he attempted to kill Tante. Aldwyn got in his way, so Tante evaded getting shot. However, Ray pushed Aldwyn out of the way and held the injured Tante hostage. As John Silver and Brian Bones attempted to rescue Tante, Ethan murdered Aldwyn in an MK-ultra induced spurt of violence. Tante did not see this because he was still inside the cell, so he managed to pull Ray's arm out of the way before he fired his berretta. However, Ray did manage to shoot Tante in the head, which enraged him and made him see red. He briefly struggled with Ray Martinez after the latter punched Tante in the face. Ray Martinez, John Silver, and Brian Bones lost their concentration when a dungeon wall started opening. Ethan wept and said he killed Aldwyn because his estrogen was stolen to rebuilt the anal annihilator, a weapon unsuccessfully used against Tante at Cryptor's basement. As Ethan wept, Dr. Keith Myers walked out of the wall, with smoke from Ray's bomb surrounding him. He said 'there's nothing like a little MKultra," suggesting he psyoped Ethan into killing Aldwyn. At this moment, Tante witnessed Ethan kneeling over Aldwyn's dead body. Upon seeing Aldwyn's corpse, Tante became enraged. He begun transforming back into Tante Exe, the violent monster. He screamed as his transformation was complete, ending T4nte Exe.

## Tante Exe V

The murder of Aldwyn by the hands of a psyoped Ethan infuriated Tante enough to return him to his dark mode. As Ray Martinez, John Silver, and Brian Bones fight off genetically enhanced guards, Tante becomes bloodlusted. He started slaughtering the guards, which even John Silver, Ray Martinez, and Brian Bones were struggling with. His attempt to attack Dr. Keith Myers was unsuccessful. He froze when making eye contact with Keith Myers. Dr. Keith Myers said "I made you what you are, boy" and "I will see you soon, kid," before leaving. As Tante, John Silver, Ray Martinez, and Brian Bones were on the elevator, they briefly fought. Tante was interrupted by two hordelings jumping on the elevator, so he killed them with help from the others.

As soon as the elevator doors opened, the four warriors were met by a barrage of gunfire. Most bullets hit Tante, but they hardly slowed down the enraged beast. The bullet-ridden superhuman killer tore through soldiers and hordes like swiss cheese. This allowed the four to run into a school bus, which was ambushed by Chango. Tante helped to repel him. Shortly thereafter, he passed out, but only after amassing a kill count of 100 in under 10 minutes.