Interview Log 001

Origin of ███████ and ███████

Interview Log #001

Interviewer: Dr. Jack Bright

Interviewee: SCP-[Awaiting Number] “███████”

\*Dr. Bright proceeds to press the record button, starting the interview with ███████\*

Bright: “So, Cad-”

███████: “Don’t even think about calling me that, Jack. I know you have read the document. It’s in the top of my file”

Bright: “Fair point… So do you know why you’ve been called in today?”

███████: “Yeah, I overheard that y’all wanted to hear where me and my absolute twat of a brother came from, along with the powers we possess of which clearly makes both of us ZXK’s.”

Bright: “You are ZXK, your brother is a Thaumiel… Wait, how did you-?”

███████: “Jack cmon, I heard you talking about it with Clef when you took me to see 999.”

Bright: “We weren't talking though…?”

███████: “Yeah verbally you weren’t, but I know that Clef possesses the power of telepathy… and well, he’s not the only one.”

\*Dr. Bright proceeds to write something down in his note, after-interview readings concluded ‘The ability to read minds’\*

Bright: “So, how did you and your brother come to be?”

\*███████ leans back in her chair, seeming to think about it for a bit\*

███████: “Are you familiar with the Big Bang?”

Bright: “Yes, I would be alarmed if I wasn’t”

███████: “Excellent… So as you may know, right after the Big Bang, there were equal quantities of both matter and antimatter. Considering the laws of physics and quantum mechanics weren’t really formed yet, for whatever reason, a high concentration of pure antimatter condensed into a disk form… and a high concentration of pure matter condensed into a 2 ring form.”

Bright: “I’m guessing to you and your brother respectfully”

███████: “Correct… now because mine is made of pure antimatter, I am the embodiment of everything chaotic, evil, all that stuff. And my brother, well he’s the embodiment of everything good and tries to keep balance in this universe. Quick question, are you familiar with SCP-2317?”

\*Dr Bright looks at ███████ with slight confusion\*

Bright: “The Scarlet King, yeah why?”

\*███████ just stares at Dr. Bright with a slight smug grin on her face, hinting at something… Dr. Bright then realizes and looks at her in shock\*

Bright: “You’re fucking kidding…”

\*███████ snickers a bit\*

███████: “Not at all Jacky, 2317-K is one of my creations.”

\*Dr. Bright writes all that down, sweating a bit trying to comprehend all of that information\*

Bright: “Wait, so if you brother is responsible for bringing in good and keeping things in balance… then that means he’s responsible for 231-7’s offspring… 999?”

\*███████ nods\*

Bright: “So how many other SCP’s are you two responsible for?”

███████: “Eh I forget, I think it’s just those two”

Bright: “So you have the knowledge of the whole multiverse, but you can’t remember if you’re responsible for more SCP’s?”

███████: “Jack, I’m 14.6 Billion years old, some things just slip my memory”

\*Dr. Bright sighs, knowing shes toying with him\*

Bright: “So, continue with your story…”

███████: “Well in terms of origin, that’s it. But I’ve lived through and seen civilizations come and go, and I’m honestly surprised that humans have made it this far despite everything I’ve been trying to do to wipe y’all clean off-”

Bright: “Alright, enough with the side stories. Why do you look like a female anthropomorphic husky?”

███████: “Oh I’m glad you asked. You see Jacky, I…” \*███████ gestures to herself\* “Don’t really exist”

Bright: “Elaborate.”

███████: “Well, the disk in my back needs a way to physically project itself in order to carry out its plans… so essentially I’m like a puppet. As for why a female anthro husky, I’m not really sure. I can solve the female part by saying that I hate being a male.”

Bright: “So essentially, you’re a transgender omniscentient entity”

███████: “Well that’s one way to put it”

Bright: “Considering you said that your disk needs a way to physically project itself, are you able to take on other forms of sort?”

███████: “Mhm, anything imaginable, real or fictional”

\*███████ proceeds to transform into a perfect recreation of Dr. Bright… he was clearly spooked by this\*

Bright: “Uh… please change back…”

███████: “Fine…” \*Her voice was shown to be identical to Dr. Jack Brights during her temporary form as him\*

Bright: “Alright… so considering you’re 14.6 billion years old, are you immortal or are you and your brother able to live very long and very resistant to things… Cause your file says that you aren’t able to take any damage”

███████: “Oh yeah that… Well yes we are immortal, but with a price essentially. You can harm my physical form and while it does hurt, I really don’t take any damage because, as it says in my file, it heals instantly. However, breaking my wings is a different story. Those are able to be damaged and take time to heal, but can only be broken by anything made of pure matter. Trust me, it hurts like a mother fucker. Now, if I have taken enough damage, my wings and physical form retreat back into the main disk where I heal… and no, my disk can’t be damaged regardless, why else do you think me or my brother haven’t been able to kill each other”

\*Dr. Bright writes more stuff down, seeming very engaged with the new information he’s receiving\*

Bright: “Now it has been noted that just about anything you come into contact with burns, why is that?”

███████: “Basic laws of quantum mechanics, when antimatter and matter come into contact, it explodes, resulting in burns”

Bright: “But here you are sitting right in front of me, and nothing has exploded or burned…”

███████: “Yeah, for whatever reason, I’m able to turn off its effects so that nothing gets affected. Dr. Coomer told me it has something to do with inverted polarities or some shit, I don’t know”

\*Dr. Bright chuckled at the last part\*

Bright: “Yeah that’s fair, I never really understood his subject and I probably never will. Now, what other powers do you and your brother possess?”

███████: “Well, I can make anything appear out of thin air, including my Crescent Black.”

\*Despite his line of work, Dr. Bright seems skeptical about this\*

Bright: “Show…”

\*███████ proceeds to make a cup of coffee appear right in front of Dr. Bright as he makes a sarcastic comment\*

Bright: “Oh cool, you’re just 294 on legs, it’s not like you can summon a car or something”

\*███████ smirked and looked at him. A loud crash could be heard from a few rooms down followed by, ‘HOW THE FUCK DID A PRIUS GET INTO MY OFFICE!? DR. GERALD I SWEAR TO FUCK!\*

Bright: “I retract my statement… Now, what’s Crescent Black as you mentioned?”

███████: “Oh yeah, it’s this thing”

\*A glowing black and white rod appears in ███████ hand, soon extending and folding out into a scythe measuring roughly 8ft judging by camera observations… Dr. Bright just nods\*

Bright: “Aright, I think you can put it away now”

\*███████ complies and makes it vanish into a glowing mist which soon disappears\*

Bright: “Now this might seem like a dumb question for someone whos the embodiement of anything evil, but do you fear anything?”

███████: “Anything that’s canid. Yes I know that my current form is canid and I’ve been observed turning into other canids by other researchers… but no, I fucking hate canids”

Bright: “Interesting, so does knowing about the presence of 023 and 1471 strike fear into you?”

███████: “Nah not really, 023 is another thing I’m kinda responsible for, and 1471 is just my personal fuck-toy”

Bright: “1471 is your what?”

███████: “What?”

\*███████ and Dr. Bright just stared at each other in silence for a bit\*

Bright: “...”

███████: “...”

Bright: “Anyways, can you tell us who Ivory is?”

\*███████ growls a bit\*

███████: “How do you know about her?”

\*Dr. Bright was clearly nervous, realizing his mistake\*

Bright: “Well I-i uh…”

███████: “I know y’all read my diary, I could smell your scent on it”

Bright: “F-fair enough… Now we noticed some torn up pages and all that was left behind were the words ‘Attitash’ on a half torn page of which Kondraki said that those were torn out by Epsilon-11 and cited as an incident report. Mind explaining?”

███████: “Oh yeah that thing… Well you see what happened is we got snowed in when I stayed with her for a bit and she brought up the idea that we should ███████. And so we did. Now considering that I possess the power to change my physical form, I was able to give her a ███████ with a ███████. And Jack let me tell you, for someone at that height, she [Why] the whole thing no problem. Barely any ███████ or ███████ from her, and her ███████ was massive, which would explain the latter. She just went on and on, very talented. I had to force my ███████ into her mouth which was a really tight fit. Her noises were pleasant as I proceeded to ███████ full of ███████ and ███████. Ivory tried to ███████ as much as she could, but when you’re up against a deity, I can go on forever. Eventually ███████ and ███████ was just flowing out of her nose. Fucker almost passed out. I obviously had to ███████ of which again, she coughed up a fair amount of my ███████ and ███████...-”

\*Dr. Bright was clearly flustered if not aroused, the 2 fellow researchers in the control room reported feeling the same way\*

Bright: “A-alright… I think I’ve heard enough… I think that should conclude this interview”

███████: “Fucking finally”

\*Dr. Bright proceeded to get up, recollecting himself and closing his notebook\*

Bright: “Now, until you can get a designation number and your file says we can’t call you by some names, what would you like for us to call you?”

███████: “Cream”

\*███████ proceeded to get up as they both walked out of the interview room. ███████ was escorted by Epsilon-11 operatives back to her containment chamber\*

Notes from Dr. Jack Bright: Can someone please get me a copy of that incident log?