S.G.

## Some Guy I Guess

**Some Guy, I guess** or more commonly known by the acronym S.G., is an Aberrant-Mind Changling Sorcerer played by Momo in The Symmetry War

They visited Lauterton to investigate Eovard the Malignant, who had some sort of history with S.G.

## Transformations

* Transformed into Eovard the Malignant in Green River Cavern (1:14:45 Session 1)
* Transformed back to their natural self outside the Fortress of Spiggo (1:48:53 Session 1)
* Transformed into "the most average-looking goblin ever" outside Lauterton (0:36:33 Session 2)
* Transformed into a Symmetris Brotherhood member outside Lauterton (0:37:16 Session 2)
* Transformed into a duplicate of Glib, but wearing pants, outside Riftreach (1:02:05 Session 3)
* Transformed into "Victoria Flexney," a ten-year-old girl who looked like what S.G imagined the daughter of Tobias Flexney would look like (1:39:49 Session 3)
* Transformed into Methuselah inside the Commission of Light laboratory (3:17:46 Session 3)
* Transformed back to their natural self outside in Reylias's office (0:31:25 Session 4)
* Transformed into a Tabaxi woman outside Reylias's tavern in Riftreach (1:22:44 Session 4)
* Transformed into Minerva in the Temple of the Chaos Faction below Riftreach (1:41:40 Session 4)
* Transformed into a duplicate of Glib "but with perfectly tailored pants" on the outskirts of Uncanny Valley (2:25:28 Session 4)
* Transformed into a Mind Flayer while trapped in Elias's holding facility (2:03:10 Session 5)
* Transformed back to their natural self inside Elias's holding facility (2:35:33 Session 5)
* Transformed into the Orc druid of Ort's Party of adventurers (52:43 Session 6)
* Transformed back to their natural self outside the Gnome Jeweler's store (1:10:49 Session 6)
* Transformed "into a child-version" of Zalkas outside a tavern in the Order Realm (2:20:48 Session 7)
* Transformed back to their natural self outside the tavern in the Order Realm (2:22:01 Session 7)
* Transformed into Margaret outside a jewelry store in the Order Realm (2:28:16 Session 7)
* Transformed back to their natural self outside a jewelry store in the Order Realm (2:32:24 Session 7)
* Transformed into an Order Soldier in the replica of Riftreach in the Order Realm (2:42:51 Session 7
* Transformed into a female Half-Elf in an alleyway in Riftreach (0:22:27 Session 8)
* Transformed into a Warforged to mask the sound of her armor while traversing Riftreach (0:39:51 Session 8)
* Transformed back to their natural self outside an Order of the Eye safehouse in Riftreach (1:38:54 Session 8)
* Transformed into a Macaw Aarakocra in the chamber beneath the caverns at the base of Vontral (2:42:02 Session 9)

## Quotes

* "I was here the whole time!" -- "Session 1"
* "It's kind of a funny story." -- "Session 2"
* "Some things taste good when you lick them." -- "Session 2"
* "I'm not going to lick this man, mostly because I don't know his name." -- "Session 2"
* "I don't want to free Djarrid unless I know if he's hot or not." -- "Session 2"
* "I was on a bird, and I licked a Djinni, and now I am here." -- "Session 2"
* "I Prestidigitate the general feeling of pants." -- "Session 3"
* "I don't see how this plan could go wrong." -- "Session 3"
* "I will not lick Djarrid unless absolutely necessary." -- "Session 3"
* "It's murder time!" -- "Session 3"
* "You have no friends! You murder most people you interact with!" -- "Session 3"
* "Lick the rock! Okay, Reylias? Just lick the rock!" -- "Session 3"
* "I licked my Djinni, Djarrid. He's this crystal right here. He's a salt lamp. -- "Session 4"
* "Can I roll for a Hotness check on the guy?" -- "Session 4"
* "It's the double good news, because it is also the bad news!" -- "Session 4"
* *As Lady Minerva*: "Hail Chaos." -- "Session 4"
* "I swear to god: if I smash you, you better come the fuck out." -- "Session 4"
* "I literally hate that guy so much." -- "Session 4"
* "We fucked up." -- "Session 4"
* "I think that, you know, enemy of enemy is friend." -- "Session 5"
* "A gentleman as yourself might not understand the complexities of frog relation." -- "Session 5"
* "We are still royally fucked, if not more so." -- "Session 5"
* "We also did not kill anyone incredibly important." -- "Session 5"
* "It seems like there's no safehouse anymore, and nowhere is safe, because Polnaros is everything and everyone!" -- "Session 5"
* "I don't know how you haven't heard of me. I'm here with my posse: my manager, the frog, and my lawyer, Mr. Bidgood." -- "Session 6"
* "So: basically you're telling us we're fucked because you didn't study?" -- "Session 6"
* "Hey, Goodbid: do you have any wheels in that bottomhat of yours?" -- "Session 6"
* "It's my salt-lamp djinni; mind your business." -- "Session 7"
* "Mr. Goodbid pulled Friday out of a hat, and now she is my best friend." -- "Session 7"
* "Djarrid is a person! You can't keep a person as a pet! That's illegal!" -- "Session 8"
* "We invented horses. You must believe us because we are your gods." -- "Session 8"
* "Glibberus, Glibberus, you must listen to me: I have spoken it into existence. We are on track to become gods." -- "Session 8"
* "You're lucky you're hot." -- "Session 8"
* "I will figure out your secrets one of these days." -- "Session 9"
* "I think that's where we are meant to go, friends and Goodbid." -- "Session 9"
* "Alright: let's get back to bidness." -- "Session 9"
* "Goodbid: If you're going to be a god, then you cannot take damage so easy." -- "Session 9"
* "See: I told you we don't die here." -- "Session 9"
* "That asshole. Hey, Glib: Canyon's alive somewhere, we just don't know where." -- "Session 9.5"

## Appearances

* "Session 1"
* "Session 2"
* "Session 3"
* "Session 4"
* "Session 5"
* "Session 6"
* "Session 7"
* "Session 8"
* "Session 9"
* "Session 9.5"

## Abilities

As of Session 6, Essgee's stats included:

* 8 STRENGTH -1
* 14 DEXTERITY +2
* 14 CONSTITUTION +2
* 10 INTELLIGENCE +0
* 15 WISDOM +2
* 19 CHARISMA +4
* Armor Class 12 (+6)