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## Our Company

**Who We Are**

GeneCo is a biotechnology corporation that employs over 98,000 people in 124 countries. We develop, harvest, procure, manufacture, and license a wide range of biological products and surgical devices, specializing in designer organs and organ transplants. Through affordable payment plans, almost anyone can have the body of their dreams.

**Our Mission**

We dedicate ourselves to your lifelong quest for longer, healthier, happier, and better-looking lives, while always affirming the values of Integrity, Innovation, and Respect for People and Community.

**Our Heritage**

GeneCo was founded in Milan, Italy in late April 2006 by Giuseppe Largo and Dr. Michael Whatley as a small genetic laboratory. GeneCo's first big break came when Dr. Whatley found success treating Neural Overstimulation Syndrome (NOS) by using an experimental medication called Zydrate and further genetic manipulation. GeneCo was soon able to start producing custom-made, designer quality synthetic organs that have already made a positive impact in the quality of the lives of thousands of patients worldwide.

**Our Heroes**

At GeneCo, YOU are our hero. It takes courage to stand in front of an X-ray and say NOT ANYMORE! It takes guts to admit that you’ve had enough of being short or that you’re tired of being black. It takes nerve to declare that you’re fed up with your average lungs or that last year’s heart just doesn’t cut it anymore – not for you! At GeneCo, we applaud your courage, because at GeneCo – everyday heroes like YOU are sculpted and made.

*All clinical material published by GeneCo on our website is for informational, and promotional purposes only. Readers are encouraged to confirm the information contained herein with their local GeneCo branch. The information is not intended to replace medical advice offered by physicians. GeneCo will not be liable for any direct, indirect, consequential, special, exemplary, or other damages arising therefrom. Consumers should note that all organs are subject to payment plans, and in the case of default GeneCo reserves the right to repossess said organs.*

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## Our Guarantee

**Organ Protection Policy**

At GeneCo we pride ourselves in providing quality service for our customers. We are happy to introduce our Organ Protection Policy, to reassure our customers that we are always willing to go that extra mile in providing excellent customer service.

Your organ is a major purchase you'll want to protect for years to come. You can do just that with GeneCo’s Organ Protection Policy (GOPP) and scheduled visits to a local GeneCo office for routine maintenance medical examinations.

**GeneCo Organ Protection Policy contracts**

The only way to ensure that your organs have been endorsed by GeneCo as tested against Neural Overstimulation Syndrome (NOS) and guaranteed to be harvested and grown in a smoke-free and sun-shielded environment. GeneCo’s Organ Protection Policy protects our patients against unexpected organ failure and ensure you live a long life, as long as you continue to make regular monthly payments and stop by your local GeneCo office for all prescribed examinations.

**90-day grace period**

We at GeneCo understand that our patients sometimes need to deal with a financial hardship. For this reason, GeneCo offers a 90-day grace period for established customers to settle any accrued debts. GeneCo does reserve the right to recover any GeneCo organs after a patient goes into default and may resort to involuntary repossession\*.

Whether your transplanted organ is new or used, purchased or leased, the GeneCo Organ Protection Policy and routine maintenance medical examinations protect your investment.

To find the best plan for you, contact one of our Genterns® at your local GeneCo office.

**Product Satisfaction**
If you are not fully satisfied with your purchase from GeneCo, simply return the product and we will refund you 100% of its value, including the shipping cost. Even if the package has been opened, don't worry! Return the opened package and we will refund you 50% of its value.

Simply contact your local GeneCo office within 15 days of receiving your package and tell us why you are not fully satisfied with your purchase. If we are unable to make it right, we will be happy to explain how to return the package to us.

Remember, we will cover the cost of shipping the package back to us. Once we have received the package back in our possession we will credit your account the total cost of shipping.

**Lowest Price Guaranteed**

GeneCo guarantees you the lowest price on all of your organ needs. If you find quality organs cheaper at any other reputable establishment, we will price match with them. GeneCo will meet the prices of any government registered laboratory that manufactures human replacement organs. If you are unsure if a competing laboratory is government registered, please contact your local GeneCo office and one of our Genterns® will be happy to help you.

* - *GeneCo allows no exceptions to the 90-day grace period, for any organ loans that go beyond the ninety day grace period, a Genetic Repo Man will be dispatched to collect any and all GeneCo organs and all organs will revert back to GeneCo as rightful owner. In an effort to save our paying customers from paying higher premiums, organ repossessions may take place without anesthetic.*

*All clinical material published by GeneCo on our website is for informational, and promotional purposes only. Readers are encouraged to confirm the information contained herein with their local GeneCo branch. The information is not intended to replace medical advice offered by physicians. GeneCo will not be liable for any direct, indirect, consequential, special, exemplary, or other damages arising therefrom. Consumers should note that all organs are subject to payment plans, and in the case of default GeneCo reserves the right to repossess said organs.*

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## Our Employees

**Our Employees**

Our Genterns® recognize that it is important to understand our patient's needs when it comes to their health and wellness. These dedicated individuals are continuously trained by our surGENs® in the general knowledge of many different chronic disease states from Diabetes to Neural Overstimulation Syndrome. The health knowledge they gain allows them to be better informed with placing your order.

Our Genterns® are highly sensitive to our patients needs and are available to help you, at any time; day or night.

As well, our Organ Nurses are responsible for the day to day management of our Operations Centers. With over 60 Genterns® regularly employed in each local office, they ensure that your individual needs are met when it comes to ordering. A courteous and friendly approach is always taken with our patients. More importantly, they are here to provide additional training, new product information to ensure that your order is processed and delivered as quickly as possible.

Our board-certified surGENs® are committed to providing you with state of the art upgrades that will continually expand the possibilities for a new you.

Genetic Repo Men, our organ recovery specialists are tasked with the recovery of GeneCo property from those who have defaulted on their loans. This group of dedicated individuals help keep your costs low by eliminating the middleman.

Our dedicated team of professionals ensure that when you sign a contract and become a patient of GeneCo you will immediately know that you have made the right choice!

*All clinical material published by GeneCo on our website is for informational, and promotional purposes only. Readers are encouraged to confirm the information contained herein with their local GeneCo branch. The information is not intended to replace medical advice offered by physicians. GeneCo will not be liable for any direct, indirect, consequential, special, exemplary, or other damages arising therefrom. Consumers should note that all organs are subject to payment plans, and in the case of default GeneCo reserves the right to repossess said organs.*

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## Sales

**“GeneCo – serving better body solutions through advanced implant technologies.”™**

Are you feeling trapped? Hopeless? When you look at your X-ray, do you cringe? Then let us help! We listen to YOU to find a personalized solution that meets YOUR needs. At GeneCo, an affordable organ makeover is just a simple financing away because we believe that you shouldn’t have to be a millionaire to own a million dollar body. GeneCo is here to help you take control of your life…because it’s what’s on your insides that count.

GeneCo’s surGENs® specialize in high end, yet affordable, designer organ transplants and a wide range of the newest body accessories. Through a unique synergy of biotechnologists and Italian designers, we carry the latest in human organic/synthetic anitomica of every kind, from Achilles tendons to vertebrae. GeneCo also provides routine blood changes and genetic alterations. Visit your local GeneCo office today and schedule a free consultation with one of our lovely Genterns®. They are here to assist you in designing the body that you’ve always wanted – inside, and out.

Visit one of GeneCo’s soothing, state-of-the-art in-patient suites, where a beautiful Gentern® will plug you into our extensive virtual library while simultaneously anesthetizing you. Browse our impressive book, music and movie collection as your body slowly drifts into blissful unconsciousness. There, your mind will be free to absorb the soothing sounds of Puccini’s “Madama Butterfly”, or Charlton Heston’s personalized reading of “The Count of Monte Cristo”. While GeneCo’s surGENs® are gently sculpting away at the new you, you will be comfortably experiencing a live-taping of your favorite TV show, or exploring the backlot of your favorite old movie. And at GeneCo’s new You’re the Star Program, at no extra cost, your friends and family can join the fun by watching your surgery online and in real time. When you awake, you will feel refreshed and rejuvenated at the sight of that familiar stranger in the mirror.

**Easy Credit Approval**

GeneCo is happy to be of service to our customers, by offering easy credit approval with no pre-existing debt credit check. We make sure any patient has the ability to make the right economic choice to survive in these difficult times. We offer many different installment plans and offer a 90-day grace period\* to established customers, in case your financial burdens become too much.

* - *GeneCo allows no exceptions to the 90-day grace period, for any organ loans that go beyond the ninety day grace period, a Genetic Repo Man will be dispatched to collect any and all GeneCo organs and all organs will revert back to GeneCo as rightful owner. In an effort to save our paying customers from paying higher premiums, organ repossessions may take place without anesthetic.*

All clinical material published by GeneCo on our website is for informational, and promotional purposes only. Readers are encouraged to confirm the information contained herein with their local GeneCo branch. The information is not intended to replace medical advice offered by physicians. GeneCo will not be liable for any direct, indirect, consequential, special, exemplary, or other damages arising therefrom. Consumers should note that all organs are subject to payment plans, and in the case of default GeneCo reserves the right to repossess said organs.

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## Testimonials

08/21/2008
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I just got a baby brother. When he was born he was very little. Daddy sed that he was so happy to see us that he came to soon. His lungs wer to small and he kewd not breath. A man from Geneco came and sed that he can give him new ones. Thank you Geneco for helping my baby brother.

April - age 7

GeneCo helps bring new life into this world. 08/19/2008
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"My wife and I wanted to have children desperately, but she had a hysterectomy due to uterine cancer early in our marriage. At the time, we rejected a transplant on grounds of finances and the thought that we would be able to adopt. However, it was those reasons of finance that lead to the government adoption agency turning us down. They suggested contacting GeneCo about easy organ payments, and a year later, we're well on our way to becoming parents! Thank you, GeneCo!"

Marco, 32, Indiana

A Testimonial from Mary, a Single Mother who will be performing at this year's Genetic Opera! 08/17/2008
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"I'm a brittle diabetic, and a single mother of two small children. Taking care of them would be difficult enough, but the cost of insulin was making it even worse; the kids took priority, and I figured a halfway healthy diet would be enough to keep me alive. I didn't count on the bruising that my feet would take between work and stepping on their toys - the bruising gave way to cuts, and then infection. The doctor said that the infection, along with the neglecting my insulin, meant that I'd need a kidney transplant to live another two years. I was devastated. He mentioned GeneCo's easy organ financing, but I was sure it'd never work for me due to my terrible credit. However, the financial officers were very sympathetic and offered me terms I couldn't refuse. With a monthly payment low enough that even I could afford it, I was on my way to new kidneys and a new life. While undergoing my first examination by GeneCo's doctors, the sores on my feet and legs were noted, and the possibility of leg transplants was brought up. I said I was just grateful to have my kidneys taken care of; in fact, I'd been gushing to everybody I knew about how amazing GeneCo really is. Maybe it was my story, maybe it was the gratitude, but it caught the attention of Rotti Largo himself. He sent a Gentern down with a proposal - a full-body makeover for a very low monthly payment, in exchange for appearing at the planned Genetic Opera to testify to the world how GeneCo had saved me. How could I say no? Now I have new kidneys, feet, and legs, breast implants, a few small nips and tucks, and new skin to cover up scars and stretch marks. Thanks to GeneCo, I'm not only going to live to see my children graduate, but also look smashing on live TV! Thank you, GeneCo! I can't sing your praises enough!"

- Mary, 28, Los Angeles

"I don’t have to worry about my cancer moving to other organs, because the cancer is all gone!" 08/17/2008
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“Finding out I had cancer in my left lung was devastating. But then I heard about GeneCo and got a new lung using their organ financing. Now I don’t have to worry about my cancer moving to other organs, because the cancer is all gone! Thanks, GeneCo!”

- Marie, 55, California

"We both look and feel like we are in our 20s again..." 08/17/2008
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"For our 50th anniversary this year, my wife and I decided to get double full-body replacements. We both look and feel like we are in our 20s again, and the activity in our personal lives has definitely tripled! With GeneCo, we could live forever! GeneCo definitely gave us the easy way out of a dull, stale relationship, and has allowed us to feel like we're young again! We're going on our third honeymoon, and we have GeneCo to thank!!"
- Charles, 78, and Gina, 76, Massachusetts

"GeneCo, you guys think of everything!" 08/17/2008
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"We all know what happens when we get older as men, in, well, the bedroom. But GeneCo has discovered a way to avoid having to take medicine to make our wives happy! I got myself a nice organ replacement, and it is better than the original in too many ways to count! GeneCo, you guys think of everything!"
- Rob, 57, Maine

"Because of GeneCo, I am able to have children!" 08/17/2008
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"Hi, I just wanted to tell everyone out there that because of GeneCo, I am able to have children! I suffered with infertility my entire life, and I always wanted children. I was able to finance my organs, and instead of paying a boatload of money for one \*attempt\* at having a child, I paid a reasonable amount and am not able to have as many as I want, without having to shell out anything extra (besides my low monthly payments). Thank you GeneCo!"
- Elizabeth, 32, California

"[Thanks to GeneCo] I can go about my daily errands without having to worry about embarrassing accidents!!" 08/17/2008
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"Six years ago I developed a condition called Crohn's Disease. If you know anything about it, it is very difficult to live with! With GeneCo's easy payment plans, I was able to get a whole new digestive system, and now I can go about my daily errands without having to worry about embarrassing accidents!! GeneCo, you guys are lifesavers!"
- Hillary, 44, Montana

"I was not expected to live past age 10..." 08/16/2008
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"I was born with a congenital heart defect and was not expected to live past the age of 10. That is, until GENECO came along. With their manufactured organs and easy payment plans, my parents were able to get me a brand new heart and I have now lived long past the age of 10. I could not have made it this far without GENECO!"
- Amanda, 23, Michigan

## Ask-a-Gentern

ASK A GENTERN 08/22/2008
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Genterns:
I had penile replacement surgery last week through GeneCo. How long must I wait until I can be sexually active again? And when will the swelling go down?
Terrance in LA

Terrance:
The swelling should start to go down over the next few days. If it doesn’t, please contact your surGEN for a follow-up appointment. GeneCo recommends abstaining from sexual intercourse for at least 2 weeks following penile replacement. It can be hard, we know, but its really for the best, to ensure proper healing."

ASK A GENTERN 08/17/2008
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Dear Genterns:
I am due for an organ replacement surgery in a few weeks time. I was wondering what you could tell me about the anesthetic used for Geneco’s surgeries. I am allergic to certain drug ingredients.
Nick in New York

Nick:
GeneCo uses zydrate. Find out more about here: http://www.zydrate.com.

ASK A GENTERN 08/14/2008
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Genterns,
My husband and sister have both contracted NOS, and I fear I may be next. I don’t actually have health care, and can’t afford to make an appointment to find out. I’ve never been so scared in my life; I’m writing this as a last resort. What should I do?
- Desperate in Detroit

Dear Desperate,
There’s no need for concern. GeneCo is currently developing a home-testing kit for Neural Overstimulation Syndrome. Take heart in the fact that NOS is not contracted through physical contact or proximity from those nearby, but it is instead a result of high stress levels, environment and a poor diet. If you still have these concerns, please feel free to stop by your local GeneCo office. It never hurts to get tested, and it’s well worth the cost. It is GeneCo’s goal to make health affordable to all patients, so rest assured we can find a payment plan to make your NOS testing safe and affordable. Remember, with GeneCo, there’s hope!

## GeneCo and the Community

**GeneCo's Genetic Opera**

**THE GENETIC OPERA**
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 7th
LIVE AT THE FABULOUS LARGO THEATER

Featuring:
**BLIND MAG**
In Her Farewell Appearance
THE SINGLE MOTHER SYMPHONY
TOKYO LOMBARDI
GENECO BIG BAND
THE GENECO CHORUS
and
AMBER SWEET
Debut Vocal Performance

**Where Would GeneCo Be Without Blind Mag?**

The beloved opera singer Blind Mag (pictured above performing in the Tao of Mag, a benefit for blindness)

Born Magdalene DeFoe, she was blind from birth until she turned to GeneCo for a cure. With her new corneas, she signed a contract with the company’s C.E.O. Rotti Largo to promote their company. And promotion she has done, without that GeneCo contract, her fan base would never have experienced some of her most memorable concerts, including her Corpus Crusade tour of 2048 and the aforementioned Tao of Mag benefit from 2053. Sadly, she will be leaving GeneCo with a one night-only performance at the company’s upcoming Genetic Opera.

*All clinical material published by GeneCo on our website is for informational, and promotional purposes only. Readers are encouraged to confirm the information contained herein with their local GeneCo branch. The information is not intended to replace medical advice offered by physicians. GeneCo will not be liable for any direct, indirect, consequential, special, exemplary, or other damages arising therefrom. Consumers should note that all organs are subject to payment plans, and in the case of default GeneCo reserves the right to repossess said organs.*

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## Contact GeneCo

Thank you for showing interest in GeneCo. If you have any further questions, please feel free to call our toll free help and FAQ line, or contact a GeneCo representative, as listed below.

**Toll-Free 24 Hour Customer Service Line**
*Redacted for Protection*
Please note: your call may be monitored for quality assurance.

**Board of Trustees**
Rotti Largo
Pavi Largo
Luigi Largo
Amber Sweet
email: largo@genecocorp.com

**Ask a Gentern**
phone: *Redacted for Protection*
email: gentern@genecocorp.com

For more information, visit http://www.repo-opera.com
GeneCo, the Largo Family, Zydrate, and all relevant materials are the property of...
Darren Lynn Bousman, Darren Smith and Terrance Zdunich, from the movie REPO! The Genetic Opera, out in theatres November 7th, 2008!
This site was made as a promotional effort from the fans.
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