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Felicity Huntington Budgens III

Felicity Huntington Budgens III is a player created character, portrayed by Gemma Grange, in Budgens and Dragons.

## Felicity Hungtington Budgens III

Felicity Huntington Budgens III -Drawn by Kristie Pallini

## Biographical Information

### Place of Birth

The Finest Hospital A Budgens Millionaire Could Afford in Kensington

## Character Bio

Heir to the Budgens family fortune, Felicity was, in her first appearance, filming an episode of Undercover Boss; checking in on the Faringdon branch of her family business. She is being forced to do this as part of her community service for 'accidentally' running over Keir Starmer's left leg whilst in her self driving tesla through Westminster.

Her undercover was Florence 'Flo' Zenisle, a new starter transferring from a South London branch, popping in to purchase a scratch card before her first shift to check out the joint. However, Felicity is so stupid she immediately forgot all about this and acted as herself the entire time.

She is originally from Kensington and has never worked a day in her life - she's never even been to a regular supermarket. She has no idea how to speak or act to 'regular' members of the public or the staff in Budgens and has no idea about the value of money. Whilst generally quite stupid, Felicity has an incredibly good sense of smell. She is the first character who has a positive trait of 'good sense of smell' - something that would become a recurring thing for several characters.

**Pros**: excellent sense of smell, very rich

**Cons**: not very smart, has no idea how to speak to regular people.

Felicity would return in Loop 100 after being released from prison for running over Keir Starmer - however would have several different traits that make her a new character.

## Appearances

### Episode 1: The Power of Roy Keane

* Felicity shows some of her true colours early on by frequently putting down other players and refusing to help them when they have either shat themselves or died in the middle of the road. Almost poisoned Sweet Potato with dropped tobacco. She is also terrified of the police around Faringdon. Has used her sense of smell to cross the road on two occasions. After crossing the roundabout, Minty let her know via twitter that she dobbed Felicity to the police. Killed by the remains of Sweet Potato, which gives her a fatal allergic reaction.

## Confirmed Kills

This is a list of people killed by the actions of Felicity.

* Killed Keir Starmer with their Tesla - Episode 1, Loop 1

## Quotes

> -**"Rah, A fiver! What's a Fiver?"** - *Episode 1, Loop 1*
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> **"Rah, somebody give him GDPR or something",** *- Episode 1, Loop 1*
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## Trivia

* Is partly responsible for the first canonical death
* Her Artwork, drawn by Kristie Pallini, is based off of Alexis Rose from Schitts Creek
Mortina

Mortina is a player created character portrayed by Oli Ryder.

## Show Bio:

Mortina is a fiery red headed half human half elf who speaks in a Scottish accent.

Mortina is incredibly noble and always arms herself well, usually with a bow and arrow and a small collection of knives.

**Pro**: Very noble and acrobatic.

**Con**: Likes a drink.

## Trivia

* Mortina was originally used by Oli in an actual game of Dungeons and Dragons, hosted by Bacon.
* Her name is based off of the wrestler Session Moth Martina, whose character is that of a 'session moth' - slang for an Irish woman whose constantly out partying and on the piss.
* Eddie was uncomfortable during the D&D game where Mortina was played. As a recovering alcoholic also from Ireland, and already being sick at the trope of 'my character loves a drink' that was seemingly present in all D&D games he had listened to, he felt that the character was an unfortunate stereotype. Oli then changed Mortina to be Scottish, somewhat missing the point.
Episode 7

Episode Artwork

## Episode 7: I Have A Gun

In todays episode, starting with Loop 9, we ... can't say much about this episode because EVERYTHING IS A SPOILER.

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

Alex O'Keeffe as Our Ste

James 'Bacon' Heyes as Depressed Pikachu

Luke Allen as Eddie O'Keeffe

Joey Emerald as HamBorger

## Loop X

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

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* quote, character, loop
Budgens and Dragons Wiki

**Welcome to the Budgens and Dragons Wiki!**
An unfair, actual play, comedy podcast with a simple goal: buy Mother a scratch card. The catch is, everything can - and WILL - kill you.

Budgens and Dragons is set within a time loop. Unlike most D&D-like podcasts, this one is not set in a fantasy world. Instead, it's based in a fictional version of Faringdon, Oxfordshire. Many of the locations are (or were) accurate to how The DM (Eddie O'Keeffe) remembers them from his time living there as a teenager.

Every guest on the show is allowed to play as anybody, or anything, they wish. Eddie has little to no knowledge of who these characters will be until they are introduced at the beginning of each Loop. It is implied for each loop that Mother knows every character, with some of them making reference to previous meetings with Mother.

Once everyone (who manages to stay alive) meets Mother in the kitchen, she announces "I've got a little task for you. I need you to go to the Budgens and buy me a scratch card!". If all the players die before completing the task, the loop resets. If Mother dies before the task is complete, the loop resets. Very rarely the loop will reset for other reasons, such as people refusing to do the task therefore it physically cannot be completed.

The podcast is available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and Soundcloud. Budgens and Dragons is part of the Bonk Club Podcast network.

The artwork was created by Katrina Hajowyj. They have an online store here: https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Treandrawsit

The show is edited by Eddie and Alex O'Keeffe.

## Want more info about Budgens and Dragons?

CLICK HERE FOR BACKGROUND INFO AND PREVIOUSLY UNRELEASED BUDGENS AND DRAGONS FACTS YOU CUNTS LOVE MOTHER XOXO

## **LOOK AT STUFF LOVE MOTHER XOXO:**

 The Rules The Cast The Characters Pre-Made Characters The Characters: NPCs Episodes Locations Side Quests
Omnibus Slime

It's Slime Time!

Omnibus Slime is a character created and portrayed by Reece Wilson.

## Show Bio

Omnibus Slime is a Transformer who has taken on the form of a human being, who fell to earth thousands of years ago, and has only just defrosted.

Pro and Con: He can transform into one of 20 random objects. Sometimes maybe good. Sometimes maybe shit.

### Table of Transformations

As revealed in Episode 22, here are the transformations that Omnibus Slime could have been.

Possible Transformations
hole
 D11
 A Rubik's Cube

## Background Lore

Several thousand years ago, the planet Cybertron was consumed by a civil war by the two Transformer factions, the Autobots led by Optimus Prime and the Decepticons led by Megatron. The Autobots wanted to find the ~~Alls~~ Scratch Card, the source of all Cybertronian life, and use it to rebuild Cybertron and end the war between the Autobots and the Decepticons. While the Decepticons want to use it to defeat the Autobots and conquer the universe.

~~Optim~~ Omnibus Slime found the ~~Allsp~~ Scratch Card on earth, but crash landed in Faringdon, and was frozen in the ice.
Episode 12

Image by Katrina Hajowyj

## Episode 12: The Madness of Mad Colin

In this loop we meet a superhero, an influencer, a tribute act, a sentient, philosophical plant and MAD COLIN!

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

Oli Ryder as Kid Cock

Emmy Bashforth as Millie Neal

Gemma Grange as Philoneus

Reece Wilson as Peter T. Parker

Joey Emerald as HamBorger

Hayley as Mad Colin

## Loop X

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
Episode 27

DON'T LOOK AT HIM

## Episode 27: Broken - *SubCultured Podcast Special*

We conclude the SubCultured Special with OH NOOOOOOOOO...

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

Emmy Bashforth as Phoebe Buffay the Goat

Oli Ryder as Danhausen

Joey Emerald as HamBorger

Alex O'Keeffe as HamBorger’s Gun

Ben Hymens as Frankie the Fish Gambino

Jake Brennan as Mr Piss

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
Find The Master Emerald Pieces

Find the Master Emerald pieces is a side quest that was introduced on the fly when Knuckles smashed the Master Emerald in Episode 26.

## Unlocking

To unlock this quest, a player has to smash the Master Emerald. The DM then rolls a dice of their choosing, and the resulting number indicates how many shards are scattered around Faringdon. The task is completed when all the shards are gathered up again.

It is unknown whether the Master Emerald is present in every loop, or if it is only present when Knuckles appears in game.

## Completion

So far, only Knuckles has completed this task in Episode 26.
Episode 37

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## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

Alex O'Keeffe as Edgar Allan Tinky Winky

Jake Brennan as Mr. Piss

Joey Emerald as HamBorgera

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
ASAN

ASAN is a player created character, played by Amy 'NASA' Munt, in Budgens and Dragons

## Show Bio:

ASAN is a Deep sea diver that wants nothing more than to swim with the fishes. He can seemingly squeeze himself into any vessel that contains water, such as the sink or the kettle. His arch nemesis is his twin sister, NASA.

**Pro**: He can hold his breath underwater and is an excellent swimmer.

**Con**: He is terrified of outer space.

## Appearances:

### Episode 11: I Don't Trust People Who Drive Cars

* In this episode, ASAN meets his twin sister NASA after she lands her rocket in the middle of the T-Junction. They then fight to the death, which ASAN ends up winning.
* ASAN also gets engaged to Mother in this episode.

## Trivia

* ASAN was part of the Reduced to Clear special series
* ASAN is the first character to initiate the Side Quest Marry Mother. He is later responsible for Mother's death, therefore being the first person to activate both the Marry Mother and Kill Mother side quests in the same loop
Eddie O'Keeffe (Character)

Eddie O'Keeffe is a player created character in Budgens and Dragons. They are played by Luke Allen.

## Eddie O'Keeffe

Actual Eddie O'Keeffe, considerably younger than 10 years old

## Show Bio:

For the sake of confusion, Eddie O'Keeffe exists. They are not based on Eddie O'Keeffe the DM. Eddie O'Keeffe is a 10 year old child who thinks he's a podcast star.

He will only eat cheese if a dog feeds it to him.

**Pro**: very good at blagging to people.

**Con**: has a tendency to accidentally grow extra ears, has a terrible taste in films.

## Eddie O'Keeffe Variants

Several of Luke's characters share very similar traits and names, causing great confusion to the creators of the Budgens and Dragons wiki, so we've decided to lump them all together as variants.

### Freddie O'Schmeef

Direct quote from Luke: "I have the same characteristics except now I'm Freddie O'Schmeef."

### Montgomery the Dog

He is a sentient scratch card.

**Pro**: Can teleport to and from Budgens. whenever he chooses.

**Con**: His name is Monty the Dog but isnt a dog. Not a cat either.

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Whilst Montgomery the Dog doesn't initially appear to share similar characteristics to Eddie O'Keeffe, later developments with Luke's other characters end up tieing them all together.

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### Gareth Owain David Thomas

Gareth Owain David Thomas has exactly the same stats and bio as Montgomery the Dog LUKE FOR FUCKS SAKE WHY.

## Appearances:

### Episode 9: Nope, I'm A Skeleton!

* This was the first appearance of Montgomery the Dog
* TBA Loop 14-17

### Episode 10: Bad Day To Be A Scratchcard

* This was the first appearance of Gareth Owain David Thomas in Loop 18
Episode 13:

## Episode 13: April Fool's Bonus Content!

April Fool's Day is shit so here's some fun bonus B&D content leftover from Episode 13!

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

Oli Ryder as Poppalinda Molly

Emmy Bashforth as Millie Neal

Gemma Grange as Philoneus

Reece Wilson as Angry Peter T. Parker

Joey Emerald as HamBorger

Hayley as Squisbhy 2

## Loop X

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
Episode 63

## Episode 63: White Crocodiles Can't Jump

Somehow, it is STILL Christmas. And we're FED UP WITH IT ALL. Well, one of us certainely is. We are also joined by a very tall Author, a very famous Architect and a very smelly awful man.

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe - DM

Andy Ward - Christmas Dan

Wallace - R.L Stine

Arum - Reforestation Gump / Indiana Chode

Zach - A Crocodile / The Nasty Yucky Man

## Loop X

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
The Rock, but

Finally THE ROCK has COME BACK to the FANDOM WIKI

## Character Information

### Aliases

Doc Ock, Brock, Spock, The Sock, Barack, The Most Electrifying Man in Faringdon, The Great One, The Brahma Bull, The People's Champion

### Occupation

Pro-Wrestler, Actor, Pokémon Trainer/Breeder, Evil Scientist, Second Officer on the Starship Enterprise, 44th President of the USA

## Game Information

### Wins

0

The Rock, but... is a character portrayed by Alex O'Keeffe.

## Show Bio

Before the intro, Alex will ask a player;

"Hey, [player] who you you think my character will be? *[he gives them no time to answer]* IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK! Because tonight Faringdon will go ONE ON ONE with the Great One. HOWEVER.... it's not just The Rock. It's the Rock but he's... [Alex will then roll a D10. and the character will be determined from the result.]

**The Rock's Roles... (now you know them)**
(from Pokémon)
(Mick Foley)

Pros: He is the Most Electrifying man in ALL of Budgens and Dragons. Has 0 flaws.

Cons: if enough NPCs around Faringdon are dazzled by his electrifying aura (as he is the people’s champion), a movie deal comes up and he has to leave the loop.

## Trivia

* During his first appearance, The Rock indirectly mentioned HamBorger in a promo and that got him killed
* The Rock was Alex's favourite wrestler to watch (after Mick Foley retired) when his family had the channel for the year 2000
Episode 11

ASAN preparing for his wedding to Mother

## Episode 11: I Don't Trust People Who Drive Cars *Reduced to Clear Special*

In this special Reduced to Clear episode, love isn't the only thing that's in the air, and Izzy becomes a Karen

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

Luke Allen as Gareth Owain David Thomas, Eddie O'Keeffe

Alex Yousefi as Tony

Abbi 'Long Names' Galtery Matthews as Delilah

Amy 'NASA' Munt as ASAN

Gareth Owain David Thomas as Izzie Orchard

## Loop X

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
Episode 14

Woke Hogan rightfully telling off Brian Chester

## Episode 14: By The Great Sephiroth!

In this episode Woke Hogan is not the most problematic character, and the Milky Bar kid is neither strong, or tough. With apologies to Jesse Jackson.

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

James 'Bacon' Heyes as Teddy The King Serendipitous the 4th, Brian Chester, The Milkybar Kid

Oli Ryder as Woke Hogan, Mortina

Luke Allen as Eddie O'Keeffe, Gareth Owain David Thomas

## Loop X

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
Episode 5

Image by Katrina Hajowyj

## Episode 5: Ritualistic Dance of the Cuckoos

In Episode 5 we meet a magician, a lion, a blind pilot and more!

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

Alex O'Keeffe as Mans Ingonyama

Oli Ryder as Desmond Lettuce

James 'Bacon' Heyes as Audrey Ballsit

Reece WIlson as Graham Christmas

Jamie Davey as Nigel Harrington

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was Reece, and they called **Tails**.

The coin did in fact land on **Heads**, so no do-over was awarded.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a Windy, with an intensity of 16.

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop

## Trivia

* Nigel Harrington is the first character to arrive midway through a Loop.
Philoneus

Philoneus the Peace Lily is a player created character, played by Gemma Grange, in Budgens and Dragons

## Show Bio:

Philoneus is Gemma Grange's peace lily. They are a dickhead. They are stroppy and dramatic as fuck and has to be carried everywhere due to the fact they are inanimate. Philoneus can only communicate in proverbs and idioms so they cannot speak properly. Not entirely sentient but with the little sentience they have, they have a God Complex.

Philoneus is toxic both chemically and socially. They will talk about you behind your back, gaslight you and will kill you if consumed.

They often 'die', but never truly dead unless rolled. Philoneus can 'die' due to the following circumstances: someone looked at them funny, someone spoke to them in a tone, they don't like where they are, they are hungry, they are thirsty, they don't like you, they are full, they are too tired, they are wired, something was too loud and many more.

If intentionally killed, the player or NPC who killed them will eventually die of guilt. Philoneus accepts all pronouns.

In one Loop (TBA), Philoneus grew arms and got ripped.

**Pro**: Can die and come back to life.

**Con**: The absolute fucking worst, cannot communicate properly.

## Appearances:

### Season 2

#### Episode 13: April Fools Bonus Content

In the bonus content, Philoneus stopped a robbery happening at The Costcutters, and then decided to join the robbery instead, turning heel.

## Quotes

> **"Still waters run deep..."** *- Episode 12*
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## Trivia

* Gemma fucking hates Philoneus.
* Many other people LOVE Philoneus
* There have been rumours that Philoneus has mutated. But these are just rumours, right?
Episode 26

Yumhausen fuck you

## Episode 26: Dan vs Foodhausen & Knuckles - *SubCultured Podcast Special!*

We continue the SubCultured Special with a treasure hunt, meet a celebrity, and no one dies maybe.

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

Alex O'Keeffe - Thomas, Knuckles the Echidna

Emmy Bashforth - Phoebe Buffay the Goat. Kid. AKA Regina Phalange

Oli Ryder as Danhausen

Jake Brennan as Hugh M. Being

Ben Hymens as Zedginald Spizenips, Bombi

## Loop X

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
Episode 51

To me...

## Episode 51: Chuckle Brother Raptor Wrangler

Welcome to Jurassic Pork! In this episode, we have a depressed robot, a depressed Chuckle Brother, a psychotic corvid, and the Colonel comes in to visit from the deep south.

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe - the DM

Alex O'Keeffe - Premade characters

Reece Wilson - Premade character

Kristie Pallini - Marvin The Depressed Robot

Andy Ward - Dave Chuckle

David Page - Corax

## Loop X

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
Seymour Skinner

Seymour, did you bring Mother that scratch card she wanted?

Seymour Skinner is a character portrayed by Alex O'Keeffe.

## Show Bio

Seymour has successfully come back from Budgens with a scratch card for Mother, however, due to a random bird attack, the scratch card was stolen. Seymour must lie to mother in order to protect his integrity, and get that scratch card back.

**Pros**: is quick witted, most of his lies are easily believed

**Cons**: is dim witted. Lies a lot to cover his ass. Every now and then Bart Simpson plays a prank on him [15-20 on a D20] dm’s choice.

When Seymour Skinner is introduced in the show, Alex plays this song over the Zoom call to the other cast members.

### Christmas Variant

Seymour has successfully come back from the downtown Faringdon with Christmas shopping. However, he forgot he was supposed to pick up the turkey at the local butcher. Seymour must lie to mother in order to protect his integrity, and get that turkey before mother notices.

## Trivia

* This iteration of Seymour Skinner was inspired by the popular "Steamed Hams" meme.
* The Christmas Theme Song just has poorly edited jingle bells layers on top of the original theme
Episode 34

Don't fucking ask

## Time Line

### Previous Episode

 Episode 33: Toto, I Don't Think We're In Leeds Anymore (Or Africa ... Or Kansas)

### Next Episode

 Episode 35: Playing With Yourself: A Jake Brennan Adventure

## Episode 34: Blood and Baby Powder

In this second 'fans of the show' episode, there's a thief on the loose, Cindy Larper is let down by everyone around her, a man hates the band Mud, and.... well, the thumbnail speaks for itself.

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

Joey Emerald as Spaghet, SlamBorger, PsyBorger, HamBorgler

Andy Ward as Tigerfeet, Big Dan the Yorkshire Man, Gas Snake

Kristie Pallini as Cuthbert the Very Hungry Caterpillar, Cindy LARPer

Gaz Peart as Joe White, Joe Black, Facebook Baby

## Loop X

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
James 'Bacon' Heyes

He specifically asked for this photo. To clarify, he is not the cat.

James 'Bacon' Heyes is a regular cast member in Budgens and Dragons

## Bio

Bacon has a fondness for TTRPG's having played Dungeons and Dragons 3,4,5 edition as well as pathfinder in his early 20's but only tried to DM during the Covid-19 Pandemic as an activity to do with everyone, which he thoroughly enjoyed, but will never do again due to the mistake he made of deciding to Homebrew his first campaign ever. This would lead to Eddie not liking Dungeons and Dragons and eventually led to the creation of Budgens and Dragons (out of spite).

Bacon is always looking for a new adventure in Dungeons and Dragons and you can often find him Streaming.

Bacon is close friends with Eddie O'Keeffe (DM) , Reece Wilson and Alex O'Keeffe having known them since school, becoming friends with Eddie at 16, and they have enjoyed playing video games and watching Wrestlemania together ever since.

He was asked to join Budgens & Dragons for its first recording back in late 2021 and found it ridiculous fun. He loves being an agent of chaos in Budgens and Dragons,

Bacon is a regular on the show - just don't ask him to do any accents. He will probably do them himself and then complain that he can't do them.

## Characters

Here's a list of Bacon's characters. Below are some of his most notorious contribution. (tag BaconChar)

* Brie The Ghost Horse
* Captain Geronimo
* Brian Chester

## Episodes

List of episodes Bacon has featured in (tag BaconEp)

### Trivia and Other Info

* Bacon is a naughty, naughty boy who likes to break the rules. <3
Div The Spiv

Always on the lookout for his next mark

Div the Spiv is a character created and portrayed by Oli Ryder.

## Show Bio

He looks like a typical 1940s man. Slick back hair, pencil moustache, fedora, trench coat. You name it. His trench coat contains a vast number of items. All cheap though. All above board... all kosher.

**Pros**: Can get you whatever you want.

**Cons**: It's never exactly the thing you're asking for.
Episode 30

Besties xoxo

## Episode 30: If I Just Lay Here

IT'S A PREMADE PARTY! In the next few episodes everyone will be given a random, pre-made character! It's a mystery as to who will get who!

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

James 'Bacon' Heyes as Boratman, Dino the Yazoo Dinosaur, Master Beef

Alex O'Keeffe as Smelly Cat, Fidget, Man Bastard

Oli Ryder as Randy Cabbage, Frankenseinfeeld, Maggot Thatcher

Emmy Bashforth as Hey ARHHNAULD, Meredith Grey, Auntie

## Loop X

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
Episode 20

Bonk watches you sleep - Image made by Hayley

## Episode 20: The Blind, Blown Out, Lemon Drizzle Cake Special

In this loop we have bad backs, puddles of water, sad vampire killers and Irn Bru.

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

Emmy Bashforth as Ethel Williams

Oli Ryder as Sarah Rosschelle Geller

Joey Emerald as Wordle McTurtle

Hayley as Bonk

Alex O'Keeffe as Alvin the Video Game Dork

Reece Wilson as Omnibus Slime

James 'Bacon' Heyes as Barry Barr

## Loop X

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop

## Trivia

* This was the first episode to contain a pre-episode scene that was recorded after the recording session. This is due to the events that happen in Episode 22.
* It's the first episode to introduce actual Lore, and the beginning of Season 2 and 3's story arc.
Episode 36

"Poo" - Scattimus

## Episode 36: Triggers Snoop Dogg

The Fellowship go forth in an attempt to gather Mother a Scratchcard from Budgens, along the way there is a lot of poo.

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

Alex O'Keeffe as Mr. Thompson, Richard Mortimer, Fredpool, Prank Sinatra

Jake Brennan as Kim Car-Crashion, Scattimus the Brown

Joey Emerald as HamBonger, HamLander, HamBorat.

## Loop X

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
Episode 60

## Episode 60: Flip A Coin for Stuffing

It's \*checks calendar\* CHRISTMAS!? This is the edited upload of the Budgens anniversary (13th December, save the date) live show... and everyone is Christmassy. We sure timed this well.

## Cast

Eddie O’Keeffe - The DM

Alex O’Keeffe - Seymour Skinner/Howard Langston

Bacon - E.L.F.

Emmy Bashforth - Eggnog Latte

Jake Brennan - Hugh M Being 2.0

Joey Emerald - Hamborger

Oli Ryder - Jake Bob Marley

Reece Wilson - Graham Christmas

Gemma Grange - Nigella Lawson

## Loop X

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
Episode 38

VHS Cover of the episode

## Episode 38: Sweet Potato: Destroyer of Worlds

In this episode, there is a pug, and a gun. But not at the same time. Woke-a-mania is running wild! Sweet Potato goes off the rails, and there is a naked lawyer, and a naked survival contestant.

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

Alex O'Keeffe as Garfield, Stone Cold Steve Austin, CyClipClops

Oli Ryder as Woke Hogan

Emmy Bashforth as Sweet Potato

Joey Emerald as HamBorger, Ham, Borger

Mike Nestick as Mr. Stevenson

Rob James as David Twattenborough

## Loop X

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
Episode 25

Phoebe loves Elevators!

## Episode 25: SubCulture? I Hardly Knew Her! - *SubCultured Podcast Special*

We kick off our SubCultured Podcast special with a BANG. Almost literally.

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

Alex O'Keeffe - Thomas

Emmy Bashforth - Phoebe Buffay the Goat. Kid. AKA Regina Phalange

Oli Ryder as Danhausen

Jake Brennan as Hugh M. Being

Ben Hymens as Zedginald Spizenips

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
Episode 18

Not Steve Irwin

## Episode 18: You Never Disappoint Me, Mussellini

In this special Live Show episode, we are joined by members of the audience, as well as a few regulars. We did our best to clean up the audio.

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

TBA

## Loop X

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
Brum

Absolute mad lad almost his a tree!

## Character Information

### Relatives

Kitt (Nephew), Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (Father), Hitler's Car (that weird cousin who got waaaayyy into Rumble podcasts during lockdown)

## Game Information

### Wins

0

Brum is a character portrayed by James 'Bacon' Heyes.

## Show Bio

"I literally lifted it from the wiki" - Bacon

Brum is a sweet & happy little yellow motorcar who loves making friends & hates to see anyone unhappy. He is outgoing & personable. He feels things deeply & has a strong sense of empathy. He doesn't always pick up on complex ideas & sometimes gets confused or frightened easily. He always stands up for his friends, showing his true bravery when someone else is in need. Brum is based on a late-1920s Austin 7 "Chummy", a once-popular British motorcar.

Brum is able to drive around on his own & can express himself in a number of ways including opening & closing his doors & bonnet, "bobbing" his suspension, flashing & swivelling his headlamps, rotating his starting cr--- this is where Eddie cuts off Bacon.

**Pro**: Is a car

**Con**: Is a car
Episode 4

Image by Katrina Hajowyj

## Episode 4 - Into The Alleyway, Then Back Out Again Cuz It's Really Wet

In our 5th loop we venture into a new area of Faringdon, give Mother a headache and WAHOO, YIPPEE, YA-HOOOOO!

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

Emmy Bashforth as Sweet Potato

Alex O'Keeffe as Alto Goeman

James 'Bacon' Heyes as Mario

## Loop 5

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was Alex, and they called **Tails**.

The coin did in fact land on **Tails**, so a do-over was earned.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a rainy, with an intensity of 17.

### The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

### Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
Delilah

Delilah is a player created character, played by Abbi 'Long Names' Galtery-Matthews, in Budgens and Dragons

## Show Bio:

Delilah is a 25 year old woman with long blue hair. She cares deeply for her family and those close to her, having had to look after her younger siblings for most of her life. She finds it difficult to trust people, likely as a result of her having to do things for her family by herself.

**Pro**: Very caring to those she loves.

**Con**: Has a lot of trauma.

## Trivia

* Delilah was part of the Reduced to Clear special series
* Delilah is based on Abbi's actual character she plays in Dungeons and Dragons. This is the first character in Budgens to be based on a pre-existing character from a players D&D game.

Delilah - Artist linked here
Arse Face Larry

Arse Face Larry is a character created and portrayed by Toni Shaw.

Always the butt of everyone's jokes

## Show Bio

Larry is, and will always be, the bottom half of a pantomime horse costume. He is extremely jealous of this fact. Despite this, he only ever wears the bottom half of the horse costume. Nothing underneath.

**Pro:** Great Arse

Con: No personality or charisma.

## Quotes

tba
Thomas

Thomas is a recurring character, created and performed by Alex O'Keeffe.

Thomas and Ringo just hanging out

## Show Bio

Thomas is a 10 year old lad, who is being haunted by the narration of Ringo Starr. Thus, he believes he’s actually a tank engine. Ringo Starr is an evil being who keeps pushing Thomas to doing bad things under the guise of being a really useful engine. He has convinced Thomas that a man is out to get him, called The Overweight Narcissist. Thomas is convinced this man is responsible for killing his best friends, Percy and Toby. But we all know it was you, Thomas.

Pros: Whether he’s willing or not, he will always volunteer to be helpful, thanks to Ringo Starr

Cons: … accidents always happen around Thomas when he tries to help out. People have died. Whenever he has a decision to make, there is a chance that Ringo Starr will tell him to do something bad. [a DM roll]

### Variants

Thomas has a few alternate appearances in Budgens and Dragons.

#### "Randy Orton"

In the broken Budgens timeline, there is a version of Thomas who grew up in the 80's and 90's to become an adult Randy Orton. This version of Thomas is significant enough to be it's own unique character.

## Trivia

* Thomas is an evolution of the character I Can't Believe It's Not Butters.
* The voice of Ringo Starr is provided by Uberduck.
* The decision to use the AI for Ringo's voice was last minute, and discovered entirely by accident. Alex was looking for a way to replace the audio for Oli Ryder's lines for the Creepy ASMR girl, as it was very hard to hear, when he stumbled across the Ringo Starr AI voice.
* Thomas gets put into witness protection, and moved out of Faringdon for the remainder of his childhood. He comes back one day under his new identity... Randy Orton.
Wintertide Spire

The frozen tower.

A location for the story of a Warlock who traveled to a forest to unravel and exploit the energy of an old, failed dead exemplar.

He constructed a tower next to the forest and started his operations, but little did he know, the place where the exemplar's body was being defended by the fey spirit of the forest. They warned the warlock but he didn't listen, so they imprisoned him in the feywild and magically encapsulated his tower with ice.

The tower had several portals opening to the elemental planes and certain inhabitants of the ice realm found the tower a suitable place to dwell, so they did. The new residents then sensed the magic that was keeping the ice together and enhanced it from within to extend its radius, thus creating an unnatural, ever-expanding, and permanent winter.

Residents and the surrounding environments of Augana and Tolesuca are currently heavily affected by it.

The adventurers are paid to investigate the source and keep it from expanding to the southern parts of the island.
Tony

Tony is a player created character, played by Alex Yousefi, in Budgens and Dragons

## Biographical Information

### D.O.B./Age

Unsure of human DOB but was brought back to life in the year 3000 as a skeleton

## Show Bio:

Tony (just Tony, no surname) He is a sentient skeleton from the year 3033. He was sucked into a time vortex which resulted in him being stuck in the Time Loop. He's not sure how this happened, but this isn't the first time it's happened to him.

Tony had a pet racoon called Theodore that died. He likes to bring this up to people. Theodore died in the year 3000 but modern tech brought him back from the dead, but nobody knows how he died.

**Pro**: he understands and knows 4000 languages.

**Con**: he has weak knees, due to the fact he is a skeleton.

## Trivia

* Tony was part of the Reduced to Clear special series
* Tony is the second character in the show to have weak knees, the first being Ricky T. Knees
* Tony is the first character to deny the use of a Do-Over, causing Izzy Orchard to remain dead.