Globehell Watches My Grandpa Detective starring Larry Heather

**Video:**
1:39:07

**Video:**
2021-07-20 17-33-48.mp4

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## Episode Summary

**Audio:**

This week we watched a movie starring controversial Calgary politician Larry Heather. Available in both AUDIO and VIDEO. Very GREAT Film!

**Video:**

the larry heather movie

## Notable Events

* Josiah and Drew discussed Globe Hell Patreon.
* Drew revealed he was jacking off during the recording of the previous episode, Episode 55: World Wide T'rain, as Josiah had said he suspected would happen.
* Josiah and Drew watched a film starring Larry Heather called *My Grandpa Detective* while talking over it.
* Josiah and Drew discussed doing a follow-up interview with Larry Heather about the film.
* Josiah and Drew discussed yo-yos.
* Josiah and Drew discussed Rich Sommer.
* Drew revealed that he does not drive with his hands at 10-and-2, but rather at 6-and-9 while leaning all the way back as far as he can go. Drew also revealed that he drag-races at red lights just about every day of his life.
* Drew revealed he has not had the BTS meal at McDonalds because he is not a fan of nuggets and sauce.
* Josiah and Drew discussed Garry Nation's career.
* Josiah and Drew discussed interviewing Garry Nation in future.
* Josiah and Drew read reviews of *My Grandpa Detective*.
* Josiah and Drew discussed Phil Callaway's career.

## Notable Quotes

### Josiah

* "My drink has been disappearing from the green screen a little bit."
* "It's in our contract that Drew can't look at me but I can look at him to make sure he's not tuggin on his..."
* [On the topic of Larry Heather] "Well, he's been banned from Twitter because there's a lot of Karens out there who tried - who silenced him, and that's kind of - I think Larry's one of the few people that I think did not deserve to be a victim to cancel culture, because he's a wonderful singer and he's passionate and he's an artist and I don't agree with most of what he says but I appreciate him as an artist. Larry Heather is a failed Calgary mayoral candidate, um he was banned from city hall for yelling at people too much, he is a complete psychopath, he's a piece of shit, and he's also my friend. Um so I've been bugging Larry and making fun of him for many years, and then one time I saw that he was, you know, going to the city hall where I - when I lived near there in Calgary, I saw on Twitter that he was near the city hall. He used to do things like stand on the street and count how many bikes would go by and tweet about how there wasn't enough people, we should get rid of bike lanes, you know, he's one of those guys. But I saw that he was there and I said, 'Larry, why don't we meet for lunch?' so we went for A&W on Stephen Ave., um and he brought me a DVD copy of *Detective Grandpa*, which is a movie that a church in Calgary made and he plays the mayor in it, so he did get to be the mayor. Uh but he was just lending me the DVD, but then I moved away so I - I'll mail it back to Larry one day. Well, I mean, I intend on giving it back to him but first I'm gonna broadcast it to all of our Patreon people."
* "I think this movie is copaganda. I don't think it's very ACAB."
* "I hope they got a big government grant for this."
* "We should get Marc Maron on Globe Hell."
* "I think in real life they should assign detectives unlikely partners more often. It probably would help with some of the issues with the police."
* "I hope we get to see some nice Calgary locations."
* "You know you're old - if your name is Mildred, you're old as fuck."
* "This woman's name is Sassy."
* "That could be a service, maybe. Go to old folks' homes and bully the old people?"
* "Is this what *The Irishman* is like? Where they age people and deage them?"
* [On the topic of the beginning of *My Grandpa Detective* not having much of a plot] "Well, it's called character-building. Something you maybe don't know anything about, cause you don't have any character as a person."
* [In response to Drew saying he has a lot of character] "Yeah, uh 140 characters or whatever's the - what's the Twitter..."
* "On the back of the DVD, it says they're trying to solve an increasingly difficult case of the biggest, baddest, most brazen thief the department has ever seen. But it's just a guy who's taking hamburgers?"
* "Do you think Grandpa Detective is leftist?"
* [On the topic of whether anyone in *My Grandpa Detective* is leftist] "I don't know, I think Larry is."
* "That was a really good joke, though. He said, 'He gave me cash!' and they said, 'Can you give me a description?' and he said, 'It was green!' regarding the cash. Misdirection. He thought that he was gonna describe the burger burglar but it was the cash. Was green."
* "I would hate to get caught as a burglar because I was walking around wearing a Halloween burglar's costume. Probably the one thing you shouldn't wear, I think."
* "This movie needed a rewrite."
* "It's kind of cool Jeff Bezos went to space. He did that. I mean, all these people hating on him, what they do? Post about it? From their fuckin basement?"
* "What a pair, eh? One of them loves kitting, and the other one loves yo-yo. Kind of just shows the different generations. What they do with string."
* "Stanley Kubrick looms large in this film, I think."
* "I hope someone at least gets killed in this. Just point blank."
* "I'm trying to think if this would work with the Lefterboxd method."
* "Yeah but just because someone's having sex with your mom doesn't make them your dad. That's o- you don't need to call them dad. You don't need to listen to them. You don't need to. You don't need to."
* "This movie's extremely ageist."
* "Man, old people are just rarin to go, at any given time."
* "So they - is it still just a guy that was stealing hamburgers is who they're after?"
* "Someone needs to get shot. Please."
* "This is so long."
* [On the topic of *My Grandpa Detective*] "I think it's pretty good."

### Drew

* "Mhm. Well guess what? I was tuggin on it throughout that last episode. So you didn't do a very good job at policing me. So do a better job this time, all right?"
* [In response to Josiah saying he borrowed *My Grandpa Detective* from Larry Heather and then moved away] "So you - really you stole it. This was the master copy of the film. They hadn't made copies yet."
* "I'm gonna become a cop."
* "They're gonna have to solve a uh murder - series of murders based on the Ten Commandments. They could call it *Ten*."
* "What if it's about a killer who has done seven of the ten - he's done seven murders based on the Ten Commandments and it would be called *Seven*? (Josiah: "Why not the seven deadly sins then? If you're gonna do the seven -") Well because they already did the movie *Se7en*. But that had a backwards '7' stylistic. So it wouldn't be exactly the same, it would be - my new movie *Seven* would just be 'S-E-V-E-N', *Seven*. Yeah, without the stylistic '7' of *Se7en*."
* "How come everybody's hair looks fake in this movie?"
* "I would love to bully an old man."
* [On the topic of *The Irishman*] "It didn't seem like it was three - or how- three-and-a-half hours, or however long it was. Whereas this, we're at 16 minutes and it feels like I've aged a year."
* [In response to Josiah saying he has no character as a person] "Well, I have a lot of character."
* [In response to Josiah saying the DVD says they're solving an increasingly difficult case, yet it seems to just be a guy taking hamburgers] "Well maybe it gets - I mean, there's an escalation factor with crimes, Josiah. It starts with hamburgers, and eventually they're stealing - well, cheeseburgers, and then those uh Russian eggs or whatever."
* "Cops are known for following the Bible, to the book."
* "He's probably cranked off to her in the bathroom."
* "Is this on Lefterboxd?"
* "I think for 'aging up' to be Globe Hell, it has to be a child aged up to adult."
* "Oh! So his grandpa is his dad. So his grandpa had sex with his mom, so, very Christian."
* [On the topic of Garry Nation looking like Johnny Knoxville] "My name's Garry Nation, welcome to *Jackass*."
* "I'd like to see them make, like, a Christian *Jackass*. Like, yeah, what kind of stunts could they do?"
* "Man, I fuckin hate this shit."
* [On the topic of an old woman being kidnapped at gunpoint] "I wouldn't care about the old woman."
* "This sucks."
* "I hope there's a helicopter in this movie."
* [In response to Josiah saying someone needs to get shot at the end of *My Grandpa Detective*] "Nobody's gonna get shot, Josiah. It's a Christian movie."
* "If I had to hear this guy talk, I'd jump off a building."
* "Now his accent's changed again! I don't - I can't stand this movie, man."
* [On the topic of *My Grandpa Detective*] "Yeah, it was terrible. It was awful. What a - what another waste of an hour and a half of my life. Eventually we're just gonna look back at all the garbage we've watched and -"

## Trivia

* This was the third episode of Globe Hell Warning to have two notably different episode titles between its audio and video formats, after Globe Hell Watches Doctor Chip and Episode 55: World Wide T'rain. The audio version is titled "Globehell Watches My Grandpa Detective starring Larry Heather", while the video version is titled "Globe Hell Watches My Grandpa Detective (video)".
	+ Note: The title used for this Globe Hell Warning Wiki page was chosen for its greater degree of clarity.
* This was the second episode of Globe Hell Warning to have two different episode lengths between its audio and video formats, after Episode 55: World Wide T'rain, though the first such Patreon episode. The audio version is 1:38:58, while the video version is 1:39:07.
	+ Note: There is no discernible difference in content between the two versions.
* At either 1:38:58 or 1:39:07, this was the longest episode of the show as of its release.
* This was the third episode to have multiple different Episode Descriptions, after Episode 49: Leftist Hypebeast and Episode 55: World Wide T'rain. However, it is only the second episode to have two notably different Episode Descriptions between its audio and video formats, and it is the first such Patreon episode. The audio version reads "This week we watched a movie starring controversial Calgary politician Larry Heather. Available in both AUDIO and VIDEO. Very GREAT Film!", while the video version reads "the larry heather movie".