Buzz is stolen!

This is how Buzz is stolen goes in Toy Story 2.

[Buzz jolts awake, screaming]

Buzz Lightyear: [screams]

[He looks down and sees his broken arm around his neck]

[He tries get it off, but puts it to a book and coughs]

[He hears someone else coughing and lifts the book to reveal...]

Buzz Lightyear: Wheezy? Is that you?

Wheezy: Hey, Buzz.

Buzz Lightyear: What are you doing up here? I thought Mom took you to get your squeaker fixed months ago. Andy was so upset.

Wheezy: Nah. She just told him that to calm him down. And then, put me on the shelf.

Buzz Lightyear: Well why didn't you yell for help?

Wheezy: Well, I tried squeaking, but it's still broken. No one can hear me.

[He tries to squeak, but cannot]

Wheezy: Besides, the dust aggravates my condition.

[He coughs weakly as Buzz catches him]

Wheezy: What's the point of belonging to the inevitable? We're all just one stitch away from here to there.

[Wheezy is pointing to Andy's mom hammering a Yard Sale sign into the ground outside]

Buzz Lightyear: Yard sale? (gasps) Yard sale!

[He drops Wheezy and crawls to the edge of the shelf]

Buzz Lightyear: Yard sale! Everyone, wake up! It's a Yard sale outside!

Woody: Yard sale?

Buzz Lightyear: Sarge, emergency roll call!

Sarge (Cars): Affirmative. [to the toys in the room] Roll call! All toys line up! Single file!

[The toys line up]

Woody: Hamm.

Hamm: Here.

Woody: Potato Head. Mr. and Mrs.

Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head: Here.

Woody: Higgly kids. Check, check, check, check, check.

Rex: I hate yard sales.

[Just then, footsteps approach]

Rex: Ah! Someone's coming!

[The toys scramble to their positions and freeze just as Andy's mom enters the room carrying a box]

Andy's mom: Let's see what's up here.

[She puts several things in the box before grabbing Wheezy]

Wheezy: Bye Buzz.

[Andy's mom puts him in the box and leaves the room. Buzz unfreezes and watches in worry]

Buzz Lightyear: Wheezy. Think, Buzz. Think, think, think. [gets an idea]

[Buzz tries to whistle with his broken arm but it hits him. He uses his good arm to call Buster]

[Buster races into the room]

Buzz Lightyear: Up here, boy! Up here! Buster, I'm on the shelf!

[Buzz tries to climb down from the shelf but slips and falls onto Buster's back]

Buzz Lightyear: To the yard sale! Hyah!

[Buster runs out of the room with Buzz on his back. The other toys watch]

Woody: Buzz!

Rex: Don't so it, Buzz! We love you!

[Buster bounds along the landing]

Buzz Lightyear: Careful on the steps now.

[Buster runs fast down the stairs, making Buzz jump up and down on his back before sliding into a wall]

[Buzz opens the door and he and Buster peek outside. Buzz has his eye on Andy's mom who puts down the box with Wheezy inside]

Buzz Lightyear: Okay, let's go, boy. And act casual.

[Buster heads on and acts too casual]

Buzz Lightyear: Not that casual.

[Buster walks off as the others watch]

Hamm: Where is he?

Bo Peep: Can you see him?

Woody: There he is.

[Buster continues moving on as he stops]

Buzz Lightyear: Stay here, boy.

[Buzz climbs up and hides]

[Then he gets inside a box]

Rex: Ah! He's getting in the box!

Hamm: He's selling himself for twenty-five cents!

Slinky: Oh, Buzz, you're smarter than that.

[Woody sees something]

Woody: Hold on, hold on. He's got something.

[Buzz rescues Wheezy]

Woody: [gasps] It's Wheezy!

Bo Peep: Wheezy?

Rex: Hey, it's not suicide! It's a rescue!

[Buzz gets Wheezy on Buster]

Buzz Lightyear: There you go.

[Buzz mounts up on Buster]

Buzz Lightyear: Let's go.

[Buster heads on]

Woody: Nice going, Ranger!

[Everyone cheers]

[Wheezy begins to slip]

Wheezy: Buzz, I'm slipping!

[Buzz gets Wheezy back on Buster's collar, but falls down]

[Buster enters the door as Buzz freezes]

Little girl: Mommy, Mommy, look! It's a space ranger!

[Everyone is outraged]

Woody: What?!

[Slinky is angered]

Slinky: What does that little gal think she's doing?

[The little girl runs to her mother]

[The others watch]

Little girl: Can we get, please, please, Mommy?

[But the mother throws Buzz away]

Buzz's Voice Box: To infinity and beyond!

[Mesogog comes across him]

Mesogog: Oh, interesting. The broken arm when it can be fixed. All mine.

[He hears Buster's barking as he gathers other junk]

[He then speaks to Andy's mom]

[The other toys watch]

[Mesogog begins the negotiation with her]

Woody: Hand him over, nice and easy.

[Mesogog demands five dollars]

[But Andy's mom takes Buzz from him]

[Mesogog attempts to offer fifty bucks]

[Andy's mom refuses as the others watch]

Woody: She shunned him.

[Andy's mom puts Buzz safely in a box]

Woody: And now he walks away.

[But Mesogog runs into a skateboard and gets an idea]

Woody: Hold on.

[Mesogog kicks the skateboard]

[He gets an idea as he rolls it backwards as Andy's mom goes forward as Mesogog picks the lock on the safety box]

Woody: He's up to something.

[Andy's mom is checking out the noise]

Rex: I can't look. Can someone cover my eyes?

[Mesogog takes Buzz out of the box and heads off]

Woody: Oh, no. He's stealing Buzz!

[The others watch]

Hamm: What?!

Rex: He can't take Buzz! It's illegal.

[Woody slides down the drain pipe]

[He quickly hides as a man passes before running after Mesogog]

[Mesogog escapes as Woody watches]

[The toys look at each other in horror]

Bo Peep: Why would someone steal Buzz?

[We cut to Mesogog arriving at his apartment. He enters through the entrance with a sign that says 'No Children Allowed']