Moonwalk Conga

The **Moonwalk Conga** is a dance penned by friend of Novympia, Al. The dance was given a song by Olympia Avalanche to the beat of Finders Keepers by Mabel. The song is only accessible by becoming a Priest on Novympia's Patreon.

"Moonwalk Conga" made it's debut in the Novympia video "The Investment", featuring Nova, Someone (Charmaine), Fallowla, Meghan and Olympia  herself. Whilst Olympia, Nova and Char attempted the dance, Fallowla and Meghan walked away, with Fallowla exclaiming that she "don't dance."

"Moonwalk Conga" was then given a full video on the 23rd August 2018, and is only exclusive to Patrons who are of the Priest ranking or higher on Novympia's Patreon.

## "Moonwalk Conga" Dance

The "Moonwalk Conga" is a very simple dance routine. It requires a group of people to make a line, that resembling a conga line. With that, the group should then move backwards, resembling Michael Jackson's moonwalk.

A demonstration can be seen in Novympia's video "The Investment," which also features Olympia  falling over and honestly that's a fair reason to watch it

## Lyrics

Here we go

Dog child

Olympia on the track

Every time you come around

I think oh shit

(What are you doing here?)

I think oh shit

(What are you doing here?)

(Better put that lasagna away)

Put your arms all around it

Take it now that you’ve found it

You don’t need to be no deeper

It’s Moonwalk Conga

It’s Moonwalk Conga

It’s Moonwalk Conga

You don’t need to be no deeper

It’s Moonwalk Conga

Put your arms all around it

Take it now that you’ve found it

You don’t need to be no deeper

(What are you doing here?)

It’s Moonwalk Conga

It’s Moonwalk Conga

(I thought you were a bloody burglar…)

It’s Moonwalk Conga

You don’t need to be no deeper

(I thought you were a bloody burglar…)

It’s Moonwalk Conga

You weren’t invited in the first bloody place

How could you?

How could you break in?

(For the Moonwalk Conga)

It’s Moonwalk Conga

It’s Moonwalk Conga

You don’t need to be no deeper

(I thought you were a bloody burglar)

It’s Moonwalk Conga

This is A on the track

You gave me a heart attack

Breaking in

You’re a master

(I was eating bloody pasta)

Don’t you know that’s a crime?

It’s really not a good time

I was tryna eat my tea

Now you want to dance with me

Moonwalk Conga across the room

But I’ll fight you off with my trusty broom

Then you put your arms around me and I stop the fight

We’re gonna trial some salsa right through the night

(I thought you were a bloody burglar)

Put your arms all around it

Take it now that you’ve found it

(I’m sorry, it’s-

You don’t need to be no deeper

-it’s so good)

It’s Moonwalk Conga

(I can’t it’s so good)

It’s Moonwalk Conga

(Jane... Jane…)

It’s Moonwalk Conga

You don’t need to be no deeper

It’s Moonwalk Conga

(Olympia Avalanche, the OA. Bringin’ it… bringin’ it down)

(Ah yeah, Big Wheezy 2k18. Fresh jams)

You don’t need to be no deeper

It’s Moonwalk Conga

It don’t need to be no deeper babe

Break into my house

Dance with me then go

Leave me like a sack of shit

That’s what you always do

(You always do that shit)

Oh…

It’s Moonwalk Conga

(And now for tonight's weather… strong chance someone’s gonna break into your house for the Moonwalk Conga… just run with it, you might enjoy yourself)

(Put your arms all around it)

(Take it now that you’ve found it)

(You don’t need to be no deeper)

(It’s Moonwalk Conga)

I thought you were a bloody burglar

## Rain on Moonwalk Conga

### Artist

Olympia featuring Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande (like not officially but still)

### Producer

Some dumb gay on the Patreon Discord

On 24th May 2020, an unofficial remix of "Moonwalk Conga" was sent into the Patreon Discord by an Archdruid. The remix featured "Moonwalk Conga" mashed with "Rain on Me", a song by the Italian-American pop singer Lady Gaga, featuring another Italian-American pop singer Ariana Grande.

This remix is not directly associated with Olympia, Lady Gaga or Ariana Grande but was a fan made piece of work... well more a piece of garbage but either way it was a choice.