Music Monster

**Music Monster** is the 5th episode of Life as a Teenage Monster Season 2

## Transcript

{Theme Song}

Fang: Maybe we could use one of Wayte's songs.

Sparky: Ooh, yeah, add it to the list.

Aster: Addin' it.

Sparky: This is gonna be the best science project.

Aster: Yeah it is.

Fishy: What is the project again?

Aster: Seeing what music monster plants like the best.

Harry: Hmm, this is interesting.

Archer: That I should have a song on Wayte's album.

Harry: What?

Archer: Aren't we talkin' about our future goals.

Sparky: Not even close.

Archer: Never mind then.

Harry: It says in a cavern, there's living the famous singing phantom, knowing for it's creepy music that scares away Normies.

Fishy: You know what this means?

Fang: We've got a new student!

Sparky: Have fun, I'm gonna sit this one out.

Fishy: Aw, it's better have all 5 of us.

Draculaura: You need someone to fill in for Sparky?

Harry: Yeah.

Draculaura: Sphinx can fill in, he's been causing so much mischief that he could use some good.

Sphinx: I mean, setting the creepeteria on fire isn't mischief, it just happens.

Ula D: You're going.

Sphinx: "sighs" Fine.

Fang: Exsto-monstrum!

{Cut to Cavern}

Archer: Is this the place?

Harry: Yeah, I can hear the music.

Shad: Hey ghouls.

Fang: What're you doing here?

Shad: I hang here when I need piece and quiet.

Sphinx: You are so weird.

Shad: Why is Sphinx with the Ghoul Squad.

Sphinx: I'm being punished.

Fang: We're finding another ghoul to be a student.

Shad: Ah, that's clawsome.

Fishy: Wanna join us?

Shad: Nah, I'm gonna go back to my peace and quiet.

Archer: See ya later.

[the ghouls enter the cavern, following Harry who was leading the way to the music]

Sphinx: I'm so bored!

Archer: Quit whining, you're hurting my ears.

Sphinx: But I'm bored!

Harry: We're here.

Boy: Hey there, I'm Lyric.

Fishy: The phantom of this cavern.

Boy: You got that right.

Fang: So, you like, live here?

Boy: Yep, surrounded by all these diamonds.

Archer: Diamonds, where?

Lyric: All around ya.

Archer: Oh my rah!

Lyric: This place is has been around for centuries, I've only here lived for 6 years.

Harry: And you play music?

Lyric: Yeah, the sounds are great and it scares the Normies away.

Archer: How long have these diamonds been around?

Lyric: Since I've been here, even the sacred diamond.

Fang: What's that?

Lyric: It's that diamond o'er...where is it?!

Sphinx: Why are you lookin' at me?

Fishy: 'Cause it sounds like somethin' you'd do.

Sphinx: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat, ok maybe.

Archer: You are always gettin' into trouble.

Sphinx: Not always.

Lyric: Well, my home is now gonna get destroyed, we need to get outta here.

Fang: Exsto-monstrum!

{Cut to MH: Muse-ick room}

Lyric: What's goin' on here!

Sparky: This plant really likes Wayte's music!

Fang: See, everyone loves Wayte!

Aster: But he's jamming out really hard!

Fang: That's a bad thing?

Fishy: No, but it's really loud!

Lyric: I think I might be able to fix this.

[Lyric starts strummin' his key-tar and the plant turns off the music]

Harry: It worked.

Lyric: Told ya.

Sparky: Uh, he wants ya to keep playin'.

[Lyric keeps strummin' having the plant and the ghouls jammin' out]

{End}

## Characters

1. Fang
2. Sparky Stein
3. Harry Wolf
4. Archer De Nile
5. Fishy Blue
6. Wayte Hauntington
7. Sphinx Stripe
8. Aster McFlytrap
9. Lyric
10. Shad Boogeyman