The Great Ernest Abacus

The tales of Ernest Abacus are both multiplicitous and wide-reaching. There is no clear written records of Abacus' rise to power, or even of their upbringing. One thing is for certain: The lives touched by this divine person are forever altered. Most are for the better. Many historians and archeologists came together at the E-5 summit in 1982 to piece together the Complete and Total History of Ernest Abacus, however they only managed a Kinda Close Recount of Someone that Probably Was Ernest Abacus. In this incomplete biography, Abacus hailed from the small town in the heart of the Nepalese mountains. There he was trained as a monk in a very rare art that has all but died in contemporary society. It was called Qa-Xu, a musical art that to the common folk nearby sounded like the meditating breath of their creator. There is an excerpt from the journal of a tradesman nearby one of their concerts. It reads (translated from Punjabi) "The sound of this young boy vibrated the very heavens we stand upon. My very soul cried as the melodies reached my ear and I fell to my knees. What great God created such beautiful sound? Let me be embraced in their warm arms, let me be held and carried like a babe recently born."

Qa-Xu is an old musical art that focused on the use of a small wooden pipe that, when blown, created music. It it shaped much like a cone that is open on both sides with a small noise distorter on top made out of goat hair and bone.

With word of his mastery of Qa-Xu reaching the Western World, he was asked to grace the United States with his Presence. He readily accepted this request and was flown to the Capitol City of Newark, where it is rumored he met the Queen of Chaos, RayyBurn

## The Duke of Disaster

### Meeting With The Queen of Chaos

Rumors of the first meeting of The Queen of Chaos (Rayyburn) and the Duke of Disaster (Ernest Abacus) have been reported from all 50 states in 30 counties each. There is no knowing where they met but there are two main schools of thought.

#### The Flyboy School of Thought:

The Flyboy School of thought believes the first meeting of Rayyburn and Ernest Abacus occurred in Newark, NJ as previously mentioned. The distinguished academics in the Flyboy school point to some pieces of evidence that could only mean the meeting of these two Greats. The first is the sheer amount of chaos that happened in Newark around the time they were supposed to meet. It was a humble Arby's in Newark that reached global news when hundreds of Arby's patrons suddenly had a fit of hysteria and believed themselves to be Cows that were protesting the establishment. In a report by the New York Times, they described the scene as seeing a herd of cattle that were all protesters eating grass and letting off guttural Moo's. The Flyboy school of thought believes this to be the meeting of Ray and Abacus because of the unusual nature of the mass hysteria. They believe that the same powers were used to create the Army that the Queen of Chaos used in her war against the normies. This Theory is rumored to be the most likely to be true because after being published, the creator of the school disappeared under unusual circumstances. His body was found in ashes, rolled up in a rug. Many say their killers were agents of the Chaos Kingdom but Flyboy was murdered during a purge so no evidence can be brought to court.

#### The Diceman School of Thought:

The Diceman school of thought puts Ray and Abacus' meeting in Oxford, England. This is because of a rather odd man in the Chaos Kingdom named The\_Diceman. The\_Diceman is easily the most famous of the Chaos Kingdom and has a primary account that places the two in Oxford at this time. This account turns out to be just as strange as the other. The\_Diceman claims that the two were in Oxford to recruit the sheep-life there in order to create enough Ouran High School Host Club cosplay to dress a nation. Their overall plan was a mystery, but The\_Diceman claims in his memoirs entitled, "Rolling the Dice: One Man's Path to Greatness".

Whatever school of thought anyone prescribes to, Ernest Abacus was made The Duke of Disaster by The Queen of Chaos herself on the eve of the Stream of the Cockroachus. He led many into battle during the war the Chaos Kingdom waged on the outside world, and earned his namesake in The Battle for Undertale.

### The Stream of Cockroachus:

Through records found from the personal journals of dotdot3polkadots, academics were able to piece together the events of the Stream of Cockroachus. The day prior, dotdot3polkadots was searching for a champion to represent her in battle. A warrant had been put out for her arrest. She was framed for mass theft. She had allegedly been stealing the left shoe of every citizen within the tri-state area. Needing shelter from the law, she happened upon a small temple. Unbeknownst to her, this was actually a temple. Here she found a humble Ernest Abacus, praying through the Qa-Zhu. She approached, wearily for the man was draped in a damp towel. She said he was blathering something about [redacted]. When she approached he was taken aback in surprise and told her he was waiting for someone else. She told Ernest of her plight of being accused for a crime she didn't commit while simultaneously studying for her masters in Murder Documentary Podcasting. Ernest felt for this fellow human and as such promised to help clear her name. Their search brought them to the castle of the queen of Chaos, located in [redacted].

#### The Battle

The battle that occurred on the evening of April 36th, 2016.92 is scarcely recorded, all footage of it has disappeared but the beginning was live-streamed on twitch. Making the event only a memory in those who were online to witness. In interviews with witnesses that reporters could reach, the battle seemed to start at the drop of a hat, The Queen sitting in her mighty throne, singular eye on Ernest and dotdot as they reveal the Queen herself to be the thief of the left shoes. As soon as the last word was said by the young heroes, the mile radius around them erupted in a massive explosion. Needless to say, the twitch stream dropped at that moment a headline in the paper of the next town over the next day read: Flying Super-Trio Surprises Citizens.

Photos taken by onlookers showed multiple figures in the sky fighting with powers unseen on this earth. The battle came to a standstill when the three all rolled Nat 20's on their attacks and were locked in a power struggle for a week, but that wasn't the last incredible thing to happen that day.

The magnitude of Cockroachus emerging from the ground was a 7 on the Richter Scale. It seems that the Queen's massive burst of energy awoke an ancient monster that had been in hibernation under the earth. Upon emerging, it proceeded to create even more destruction in the tri-state area. Government intervention did little to nothing to perturb this beast and the three warriors, having talked out their differences over tea and crumpets, made their strike.

## Special Skills:

Ernest can run approximately 100mph but only if cheese is involved.