Clown War

The Clown War, otherwise known as the Coalition - Anglunia War, was a conflict between Anglunia and some enemies it had made throughout its history. In the end, Anglunia won the conflict and the coalition was dissolved.

## History

### The Black Citadel

Popular merchant Raptor002 long had dreams of building his own nation, his own settlement. He sought out a spot in Anglunia and built the Black Citadel there. It was a black tower, surrounded by walls. King QCoffee of Isaz marked out the area for Raptor002. This would be the territory for his settlement.

### Independence

Raptor002 wanted independence, and he was given independence by King QCoffee. However, the king failed to consult the other Great Lords of Anglunia. Following the secession of SuperBibbles and the creation of his nation Kodnor, Johnny D. Jackson criticised the king for giving independence. And so, the king pulled back on his promise and Raptor002 was forced to become a part of Anglunia after being threatened by Welpish.

### The Coalition

Unbeknownst to Anglunians, the angry Raptor002 formed a secret coalition against Anglunia under the disguise of Mr X. Members who joined were Rand Al'Thor, ex-king of Andor, recently having lost his nation in the Andoran-Lechjan War, and the Republic of New Phoenia. *The Holy Empire of Lutum,* *Kodnor* and Regnum Drakaes both joined as well, though Lutum left the pact and Regnum Drakaes proved to be a spy for Anglunia.

Chancellor King of Phoenia, L\_OwO, knew about the betrayal of Lutum and offered TheClarkyCat, the leader of Lutum, a bribe of 40.000 $ to have a non-agression pact and leave the Anglunian side. Thus, Lutum left the Anglunian side.

The Great Lords of Anglunia were alarmed of its existence and soon the Great Theft of Anglunia happened. A player named ChocoMJ, who had recently joined the capital Isaz, griefed all of MrSuperb's items. The griefer revealed themselves as an enemy of Anglunia, saying: "Isaz will fall" and "There are more insiders". It is still unknown how closely ChocoMJ was related to the coalition. Anglunia grew more weary of the coalition and stopped recruiting players.

### Propaganda and Discovery

Later, someone named Doomboy shared a video with the Anglunians:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBrzXMT3ygU

In response to the video, Regent Johnny D. Jackson referred to the Coalition as the Coalition of Clowns or CoC for short. This is the reason why the war is referred to as the Clown War.

Mr X engaged in a war of propaganda and fear, threatening citizens of Anglunia. Most of his attemps at threatening them were poorly received though, as he was not taken seriously by any Anglunians. A conversation between Mr X and the Great Lord PrinoBots revealed a key clue, however. It was noticed that Raptor002 used "menace" instead of "threaten" and that Mr X did this as well. Eyes were locked on Raptor002.

During the construction of Otgard Castle, explosives were discovered under the keep. After careful consideration of who could have placed them, the most suspicious person was Raptor002. Anglunian soldiers decided to arrest Raptor002, upon which he confessed his crime and shouted: "Long live Mr X!". After a while, he also revealed that he was Mr X and that the person who had sent the video was actually an old enemy of Anglunia: Commodore\_Rossa.

### Treaty of Poggers

As Raptor002 tried to negotiate with the Anglunians, Great Lord Welpish sent the Berry Bandits to DolGuldur. Many Phoenians were slaughtered in this attack. L\_OwO sought out a meeting and agreed to stop supporting the Coalition in the Treaty of Poggers. This treaty was named as such because Welpish had repeatedly written the word "poggers" in the document. Phoenia was out of the war, and the Coalition had run out of allies.

### Negotiations

Raptor002 sought out negotiations with the Anglunian leaders, as he had lost hope in possibly winning the war. After long negotiations, it was eventually decided that ownership of the Black Citadel would be transferred to Great Lord PrinoBots, that its walls would be taken down and that Raptor002 would be banished from Anglunia.

Thus, the Clown War ended, without any bloodshed between Anglunia and the Black Citadel.

If you would like to read about this war from the perspective of Raptor002, click here