Restaurant War

**Restaurant War** is the twelfth and final episode of Season 7 of *Turtle Man and DaPhantom*, and the 86th episode overall.

## Synopsis

Turtle Man unintentionally begins a feud with Victor after his new fish bar begins to steal customers from his bakery, leading to DaPhantom and Officer M. having to pick sides.

## Plot

   **"EVERYONE SCREAM AND RUN AWAY!!!!" - Turtle Man**
This section contains spoilers for the storyline of Turtle Man and DaPhantom, proceed with caution!

Turtle Man, DaPhantom, Officer M. and Mort are eating at Victor’s bakery when he is questioned by Officer M. about a secret item, which he tells them there is one but they must eat it in 30 minutes to get it for free, or have to pay £500. Agreeing to this, the group is shocked when Victor brings out a giant donut that Mort, Officer M. and DaPhantom fail to eat before vomiting and have to pay the fee; Turtle Man manages to finish it off and leaves with a £200 reward in case he needs to go to the hospital before throwing up all other the bakery. Still throwing up a few hours later, Turtle Man notices an abandoned bar on the beach near his cove which he gets the idea to turn into his own little food place which DaPhantom agrees to and so does Officer M, albeit being a little sceptical of it. Turtle Man makes it a fish bar which has lots of different seafoods which even The Devourer and Dragon Firefighter Ms. Sealy love, but Victor approaches him angered over how he is stealing customers from his bakery and declares a restaurant war which Turtle Man reluctantly agrees to. DaPhantom decides to side with Victor whilst Officer M. stays with Turtle Man, so as a result the two argue over several things such as how they should get Victor back after he puts a sign in front of the bar which claims that Turtle Man poops out the fish. The three decide on putting their own sign in front of Victor’s bakery, but when they try this at night they are zapped by a security laser that Victor installed since he had a feeling they were going to try and get him back.

Turtle Man thinks of the perfect revenge against Victor: telling the Uncle Grandpa characters that his bakery sells “Sloppy Joe’s” which causes them all to visit and disturb the customers with their strange mannerisms. Angered by this greatly, Victor decides to spray graffiti all over Turtle Man’s Fish Bar over the night which includes crude drawings of the trio and gross descriptions of the food Turtle Man is serving. Sick of the conflict, DaPhantom decides to go start and build his own Mexican Food Restaurant named El DaPhantome’s while Turtle Man and Officer M. confront Boss and Officer Jones about it. However, it turned out that they already knew about the restaurant war and were on Victor’s side - at that moment Turtle Man turns Groovin’ Grover into a laser to blast Victor once and for all, but Victor had the same idea of forging a laser rifle and the two duke it out for a moment before Victor zaps Turtle Man and Officer M. As he’s about to finish his rivals off after Officer M. offers him a truce, DaPhantom returns and presses a button which turns his restaurant into a giant mech that he uses to smash up Victor’s Bakery. Officer M. then offers the truce again and Victor and DaPhantom decide to give in, but then Dragon Firefighter Ms. Sealy returns with a mech even larger then DaPhantom’s and completely burns down Victor’s Bakery as well as Turtle Man’s Fish Bar and destroys DaPhantom’s mech, but she gives into the truce too after a minute. As things finally seem calm, the Devourer returns with a lust for Turtle Man’s blood as his fish gave him salmonella; he agrees though to sign the truce and destroy them another day, ending the feud before anybody else is able to join in. Victor apologises to Turtle Man, DaPhantom and Officer M. for getting so bitter over losing his customers, and decides to offer them some free meals when the bakery is repaired which they agree to, but also apologise to him for making things worse instead of looking for a more peaceful solution.

## Characters

### Major

* Turtle Man
* DaPhantom
* Officer M.
* Victor

### Minor

* Mort
* The Devourer
* Dragon Firefighter Ms. Sealy
* Uncle Grandpa
* Mr. Gus
* Pizza Steve
* Boss
* Officer Jones

## Trivia

* Characters from the TV show *Uncle Grandpa* appear when Turtle Man tells them that Victor's Bakery sells Sloppy Joe's, and they do their weird shenanigans in his bakery for a bit which annoys Victor.

Tunnels
**Season 2**
He Shoots, He Scores
**Season 3**
Moon Lair
**Season 4**
Final Showdown
**Season 5**
Evil Chef
**Season 6**
Farewell, Friend
**Season 7**
**Restaurant War**
**Season 8**
Soul War
**Season 9**
Cursed
**Specials**
Easter Special