Episode 8 - Who Knows That Smell

Male Singer: Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Saving The Day The Cuteful Heart Of Friendship A Tale For Every Baby Pet A Smile On Every Friendly Face Welcome To Tot-Ville!..............

Title: "Disney Junior's Mia Kitten Shorts"

(Cut in the episode of Mia and Chloe with their dirty breath and evreyone is scared)

Mia: Who Knows That Smell?

[The exterior of T.O.T.S. is shown. The scene zooms into the interior of the T.O.T.S., In Mia And Angelica's bedroom. Mia's Demi Lovato alarm clock goes off as it plays the song "Neon Lights". Mia gets up, still in her Demi Lovato Pajamas, puts her blanket on like a cape, and uses the wind of the Demi Lovato alarm clock to "fly" at her big Demi Lovato calendar. She lands on the 20th day, which is a Sunday.]

Mia: Wow, it's Sunday, Angelica! Guess what's for breakfast?

Angelica: (Wakes Up) OMG! Is It A Sundee Mommy? [Plays a violin while Mia cries while peeling the onions into the bowl]

Mia: Just one more thing! Pea... [opens up another cupboard, but finds an empty jar] ...nuts. Angelica! [walks over to Angelica while shaking the empty jar] Our peanuts jar is totally empty! [Angelica burps] Hmmm... [snaps her claws near her paws] Wait! I know one other place we can find peanuts. [looks in the bathroom and finds a peanut plant in front of the window] Good thing I still have these peanut plants growing in the windowsill. [throws the plant into the sundae bowl] A little texture never hurt. There we go. [gets out a spoon] This sundae's gonna taste great! [turns around] Aren't you going to help me, Angelica? Angelica? Oh, well. More for me! [takes a few spoonfuls. Scene cuts to Mia coming out of the kitchen with a bunch of stink coming out with her. She drops her Demi Lovato spoon while Angelica hides behind a plant.] You know what they say, Angelica. I'm easy like Sunday morning. ["morning" comes out of Mia's mouth and wraps itself around Angelica's eyes, twisting them. The scene changes to show Mia outside of T.O.T.S. With Her Demi Lovato Pajamas Off] Okay, let's see my to-do list. [takes out a big long list] Go to the nursery, Go to the nursery,.. [her list "droops"] Wait, that's not right. I need the one for Sunday. [takes out a small piece of paper] Ah, here we go. 'Say hi to everyone in Tot-Ville'. [runs off. Scene cuts to Mia running up to a citizen] Hello. [the citizen runs off in disgust of her bad breath. Mia waves] Some people are even late on Sunday. [notices a mailman] Hi, Mailpup. [the mailman smells Mia's bad breath and he breaks his skin into a smaller puppy and then into another smaller pup. Mia hears a whistling noise] Hi, Mrs. Crossing Guard! [the crossing guard gets a whiff of her bad breath]

Mrs. Crossing Guard: Mother of mercy! [children walk across the street and then the sound of a crashing car sounds, but it’s revealed to actually be a parade]

Mia: Wow! A parade! Hi, parade! *[the band stops]* Hi, tuba player, hi, drummer, hi, guy with the cymbals, hi, trumpeter, hi, tambourine girl, hi, timbale man, hi, didgeridoo player, *[didgeridoo player wears a big skirt, hat, sunglasses]* hi, triangle player, hi, guy with the kettle drum, hi, pianist, hi, guy with the flute. And heeelllooo, Dolly! *[the stench ball rolls down the street, knocking the band out like a bunch of bowling pins and scattering them about. They all run out wailing in pain and disgust. The whole town is soon deserted]*

Animal Bands: My leg! My leg! *[run away from the stench]*

Mia: Was it something I said? *[walks down the street]* Something weird is going on today. Everyone is running away from me. And now... *[notices a giant pink wad on a bench]* ...giant piles of bubble gum?! Oh, what next? *[Chloe's head pops out from it]*

Chloe: Moo! Hiya, Mia. *[her appendages form from the wad]*

Mia: Oh, Hi, Chloe. I'm confused.

Chloe: Yes, I am.

Mia: Chloe, everyone is running away from me. Watch. *[walks over to a building]* Hi, building! *[the stench bounces off the building, and it slowly moves away. Mia walks back to Chloe]* I just don't get it.

*[The stench goes toward Chloe, but bounces off her, as she has no whiskers.]*

Chloe: I don't either. Maybe it's the way you're dressed. *[pan up slowly at Mia's dress, looking fancy]*

Mia And Chloe: Nah.

Chloe: Maybe it's your voice. *[Mia laughs for an extended time, then stops]*

(Then We Cue To The Theater Chloe Stands Up Holding Mia)

*Chloe: [loudly]* What is wrong with you people?! *[stands up, dropping her popcorn and soda in the process]* Afraid to look ugliness in the face? *[picks up Mia]* Well, here! Look at it! *[the stench pours into the audience]* It's ugly, isn't it?! *[points Mia at five little girls and boys]* You look at it!

Mia: Hello.

*[The kids run off. Chloe points Mia at a larger group of kids]*

Chloe: You look at it!

Mia: Hi.

*[The kids run off.]*

*Chloe: [points Mia at the whole audience]* Look at it! *[the entire room empties out]* Look at it! Look at it! Look at it! I WANT ALL OF YOU TO LOOK AT IT!

*[Everybody screams in terror and they all run out of the theater in a panic. Chloe and Mia are all alone in the theater.]*