Episode 101 (Mayday51's TV Burp: The Lost Episodes)

This is the first episode of The Lost Episodes.

## Shows Featured

* Come Outside (quickie)
* Picme (quickie)
* Playdays (quickie/TV Voiceover Highlight of the Week/segment)
* Bill and Ben
* Numbertime
* Playdays
* Big Bag UK (quickie/segment)
* Funnybones (quickie)
* Post 16 Adventures (quickie/segment)
* The Animal Shelf (TV Highlight of the Week)
* Anytime Tales

## Video Game Segments

* Motor Mash (Ocean Software/Eutechnyx)
* Sonic Adventure 7 - a bootleg GBC game (Yong Yong)

## Segments

* Brian thinks Why Bird talking to unhatched eggs reminds him of Quack Quack from GMTV's "MacDonald's Farm" who does exactly the same thing.
* Brian reminds the Flowerpot Men not to jump into the paintpot where the statue's head fell into, in case they got stuck as well (which would've made the following episode of Bill and Ben even funnier than it was!), then he thinks that The Man Who Works In The Garden would get the fright of his life.
* Poppy the Cat from Playdays cries out "STICKY TAPE!" off-camera from the audience for the second time, not amusing Brian.
* Brian makes a really bad pun when Bill and Ben help out Thistle saying... "Oh boy, thistle end well!" and thinks that if they run out of time, they get a time out.
* Ben falls onto Brian, as soon as Bill gets him out of another sticky situation.
* Brian sings the TV Burp Poetry Corner jingle as soon as he discovered a rhyming part of what the narrator of Bill and Ben was saying and wonders if the viewers are getting annoyed by him yet.
* Brian thinks Scrap and Glimmer are being really stupid at laying the table for their breakfast and says in his own Alan Sugar impression... "Glimmer, you're fired!".
* **Breaking the fourth wall twice in a row:** Brian wonders why the schedulers of Super Star Comedy wouldn't put TV Burp onto a 6pm timeslot in the evenings, even if viewers get to see Peggy Patch entertaining little kiddies not long before the show's over at 9pm? Also, the director says Pete isn't part of Brian's mascot team yet.
* Brian thinks Peggy said the title of a Sesame Street VHS. "123, count with me!"
* Brian thinks the first egg got squashed by someone's foot like an egg murderer and after another clip, he does an impression of Finbar the Mighty Shark from Rubbadubbers.
* Another egg gets thrown at Brian after he tells a bad yolk!
* Brian thinks whatever Chelli said in Big Bag reminded him of Bella from the Tweenies. "That's given me the best idea ever!"
* Brian's reminded himself about Hugh the Monster talking about a buffet and wonders if the milkshakes there will be Derek, Kemi or Jen flavoured... which is a tongue-in-cheek reference to Channel 5's "Milkshake!" block.
* Brian films himself with his own iBunny device, takes selfies and adds #selfiewithPepsiMax while holding a Pepsi Max can.
* Brian wonders why Erran never gave him a copy of his Somerset DVD.
* Brian drinks a bottle of Gee Whiz juice, faints and has a holiday in Heaven.
* Brian wonders if Hairy Jeremy was the one who put the big rock outside Mr and Mrs Quest's house at the top of the hill.
* Brian worries about Mr Quest tumbling down the hill after standing on top of that tall rock and believes the final image of him getting squashed by the rock afterwards would be very nasty.
* Brian thinks Mr Quest should've been the late Tony Hart's assistant when he painted a whole countryside view on the rock.
* Brian interacts with Chelli on rehearsing for the Three Little Pigs with a toilet roll tube to blow the wolf away, only for him to use a fan instead. The director tells him that he's not thinking that Chelli's Drama School is a boxing match and Brian also thinks that he would've been like Mr Wolf, as seen in Preston Pig.
* Brian gives away a brief innuendo, making the audience laugh more. "I would've wanted to blow hard like a wolf..."
* Brian thinks Chelli's acting as a hard-working stage director would've been similar to Gerry Anderson.
* Brian gives away a Mega Man reference, during the Three Little Robo-Pigs and calls it "RoboPig: Pork Chop Commando" wrapping up the show.

## Trivia

* The following Numbertime segment was later reused for the 5th episode of Series 2.
* The following TV Voiceover Highlight of the Week and Playdays segments altogether were later reused and rewritten for the 2016 Children in Need special.
* The following Anytime Tales segment was later reused and rewritten for the 4th episode of Series 4.
* In the original unreleased episode from 2016, Will Quack Quack and PB Bear were originally featured, but were edited out for false copyright reasons. There was also originally a failed fight scene that was against a roll of sticky tape and a bottle of glue which didn't move at all as they're inanimate objects, akin to what happened in the Bill and Ben episode.