Skylar Sexdungeon McMoney Jr.

### Relatives

Wallis (cousin), Ronan (cousin), Scunt (cousin), John (cousin), Tnaky Sexdungeon (mother), Poze (father), Anna (father), Lettuce (father), Leo Sexdungeon (father), Batsu (father), Ajax (step-son), Mile (step-sibling-in-law)

## Biographical information

### Marital status

Wallis Sexdungeon McMoney Jr, Commie Centricide, Ancap Centricide

## Physical description

### Weight

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> "I am cringe, but I am free."
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**Skylar Sexdungeon McMoney Jr.** (also known as **Sky** or **Cat**) is a major character in Coolertopia lore. They are both Whore Syndicate and McMoney-aligned. He is a cousin to the Cool Kids, but is not a Cool Kid himself. She resides in Coolertopia and works as a writer, English tutor, and math tutor.

## Physiology

Skylar is a human with a brown buzzcut and blue eyes. He has cat ears and sharp, pointy canine teeth.

### Outfits

They can often be seen wearing an oversized t-shirt, ripped black skinny jeans, and Doc Marten's. However, sometimes she will wear other pants or shoes, such as sweatpants, cargo shorts, or Van's. In cooler weather, she wears a coat, such as a hoodie or jean jacket. On fancy occasions, such as weddings, she wears a suit. They frequently borrow clothes from their husbands, usually Commie; if you see them wearing a coat that's so oversized it's almost comical, it's probably Commie's.

## Personality

Skylar is an introverted and highly emotional person. Xe is often very naïve and gullible, and may at times come across as being relatively childlike (almost in the "uwu smol bean" sort of way, though they'd claw your eyes out if you unironically called them that). They like to think that they're a badass, but that, unfortunately, could not be further from the truth.

Particularly when he was younger, he was incredibly hotheaded, stubborn, and argumentative. However, she has become somewhat less hotheaded as she's matured. These days, they stand on the sidelines of debates more often than they engage in them themselves.

## Relationship Status

He is married to Wallis Sexdungeon McMoney Jr. as a sign of peace. Additionally, qui is married to both Commie and Ancap Centricide.

## Relationship with Others

Tnaky "Tita" Sexdungeon -

Ronan Sexdungeon - I disagree with his views on the state, but at the end of the day, I think positively of him. Hey, at least he *cares* about politics. \*side-eyes the Cool Kids\*

Raven Sexdungeon - Based anarchist. A good friend of mine.

Leodore Sexdungeon -

Wallis Sexdungeon McMoney Jr. - My spouse, who I care for immensely. However, they're a Cool Kid, so we sometimes clash when it comes to our level of passion for and interest in politics.

Scunt McMoney Jr. - Ah, yes, another Cool Kid (derogatory). I only tolerate you because you're friends with my husband.

John McMoney Jr. - CAN YOU STOP SHOVING PEOPLE IN LOCKERS FOR FIVE FUCKING SECONDS? What a prick.

Posad McMoney Jr. - Hi, dad! Xe is pretty rad.

Anna/Craig/Kenny - Same as for Posad.

Mile McMoney Jr. - Cats are cool. It's honestly just trying to vibe, I don't have anything against it. We get along pretty well.

B. McMoney "Breedable" Patriarch -

Commie Centricide - Have you seen the amount of poetry I've written about him? I'm head-over-heels in love with him. We do clash from time to time when it comes to our views on the state, but I tolerate him far more than most authoritarians.

Ancap Centricide - The only good capitalist. I love him so much.

Lettuce - I love my cat ears, and I wouldn't have them without his magical cocaine, so he's chill.

## History

Once upon a time, Skylar overdosed on magical cocaine (which he had bought from Lettuce), leading to the development of her cat ears. This is also likely why quis canine teeth are so sharp and pointy.

## Other

* They describe their political beliefs using the terms leftist, anti-fascist, anarcho-communist, and queer anarchist.

* She loves listening to music. One of quis favorite music groups is Dog Park Dissidents, a queercore punk rock duo.
* She is the heir to Tnaky "Tita" Sexdungeon.
* Tnaky Sexdungeon reproduced asexually to create him. His other four parents (Anna, Posad, Lettuce, and Leo) are all adoptive.