Tommy Harris

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**Tommy Harris**

Personal Information
Aliases
"Mr Wingspan"
 "The Fingernail"
 Toby (Peter Clement)
"Ray"
 Tom (Megan Wolfe)
 "The Vicar"
 "The Right Reverend Ripped"
 "The Ferret"

Status
Alive

Occupation
Actor
Sportsboard Player (Former)

Affiliation
Advance
The Noticeboard (Former)
Sportsboard (Former)
 Biological Information

Identity
Male

Pronouns
He/Him
Hair Color
Brown

Family
Unnamed Father
Unnamed Ex-Wife
 Unnamed Son

Actor
Adam Willis

Russian Voice Actor
Vladislav Sommer

**Tommy Harris** is a character in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Tommy Harris is a famous sporting legend with an enlarged prostate gland, best known for his career in Sportsboard, and later for starring in various shows such as *Tommy Harris: Jesus, That Was Hard* and *The Noticeboard*.

## History

### Before The Game

Not much is known about Tommy Harris' life prior to the start of the game.

At some point, he rose to fame after winning four world championships. Flaunting himself, Tommy used his new-found status and wealth to buy a mansion, two cars, a boxing ring, six in-house eunuchs, and a bidet.

He'd also marry his wife, and between 1977 to 1978, his son would be born.

### Episode 1

#### Before Day 153

As Sportsboard takes hold of the Country, Tommy Harris competes and quickly becomes one of the top players of the new game, winning several matches as part of the First Annual Sportsboard Championship. Though doubted for his skill, he'd gain a sort of underdog status after earning twelve outs and fourteen finishes.

Simultaneously, due to sexual troubles resulting from his enlarged prostate gland, Tommy would begin divorce proceedings with his wife, intending to take custody of his son.

#### Day 153: The Tempest

*Main article:* Day 153: The Tempest
Tommy Harris' first appearance is on April 9, 1985, where he competes against Ellie Striker in the Sportsboard Championship final. Patrick Bannon, of the National Nightly News, attends, serving as the match's commentator.

Tommy arrives at the Sportsboard court when his ballboy opens a door for him, and he leaps down a flight of stairs. After his pre-game exercises, he participates in the slapping ceremony between himself, Ellie, and the referee. Tommy then returns to his stanchion post, being the last out of the two competitors to start due to his disappointing loss in an earlier trivia round.

As he disrobes into his sports attire and struggles with taking his pants off, Tommy is mocked by Patrick Bannon, who comments that he's perhaps the brawn and not the brains, elaborating that he's calling Tommy stupid.

##### Round One

Ellie Striker makes her first shot, tossing her ball far past the bucket. As Tommy's ballboy approaches him, with his ball sat atop a pillow, Tommy raises his hand. He uses his arm to pick up the ball, and lobs it a short distance in front of him. A member of the audience shouts for Tommy to show them his fingernail, and he obliges, lifting his hand for them to see.

(...)

##### Final Results

Additionally, Tommy Harris also appears in a Channel One-affiliated public service announcement regarding prostate checks. In it, (...)

### Ads

Tommy Harris has starred in one advertisement.

* Check Your Prostate

## Gallery

* Tommy Harris And Ellie Striker Slapping Eachother
* Tommy Harris During Sportsboard's Ground Sound Segment
* Tommy Harris Dancing During Sportsboard's Half Time Show
* Tommy Harris Fighting A Naked Protestor
* Tommy Harris Countering With A Tiny Bell
* Tommy Harris And Ellie Striker Celebrating Their Shared Win With A Hug
* Tommy Harris Sitting On A Slide
* Tommy Harris Launching A Hand Puppet Across A Room
* Tommy Harris And Wizard Lollipop Man Being Chased By A Dragon
* Tommy Harris Selling Dick For Money

## Trivia

* Tommy Harris' mention of doing a photoshoot dressed up like an egg in 'The Noticeboard, Finished', is a reference to Adam Willis' strong personal distaste for eggs, as well as his 'Eggs Over Willis' series.

## References

1. ↑ https://clips.twitch.tv/DirtyCallousUdonTheThing-20RJiguFCyr-kmq6