To Mothman With Love

*Heath came back! We are celebrating by analyzing a literary classic. This episode is about chapters 1 to 4 of The Glove of Darth Vader.*

## Episode 142

### Director

Rogue Nine

**If they were a** :  Low Budget Shark Movie

## **A Star Wars Question**:

The podron is actually going to be on the podcast stage at celebration?
The VIRTUAL STAGE.
Sunday August 30th, 8:30pm EST

ALSO: Hey Heath, what've you been up to?

**Highlights:**

* [Rogue Seven] invented 'Whales In Space'
* The wiki would have loaded faster than your google doc.
* $300 on the patreon and the podron will do commentaries for every shark movie mentioned.
* Four-Headed Shark Attack missing is a Babylon 5 reference.
* It's always Teddy in Philadelphia
* Teddy's Hottest Star Wars Take: Dislikes Darth Vader
* Teddy's First Words betting pool. Maklunky has 3-to-1 odds.
* Wraith Podron shot first.
* "You probably don't recognize me because i'm a trash can now!" your tumblr fandom of choice
* Shmi got rid of C-3PO's boobs before he could be activated.
* Anakin only killed the tusken village because somebody put gold plating over the naked body of his favorite sex robot.
* Mon Mothma Impression 21:00
* Speederbike Noise 21:35,
* Yavin IV is the fourth moon. Yavin Four is the fourth planet.
* Every piece of Darth Vader
* Anybody who jokes about Darth Vader's padded leather codpiece has never actually taken a good look at Darth Vader's padded leather codpiece.
* Lando is the most successful podcaster in the galaxy.
* DARK GREETINGS

Dramatic Reading: Chapter number 2 ([Three Eyes] is Ash, [Grand Moth Hissa] is Saf, Royal Guard is Heath, Grand Admiral is Danny, Narrator is Meg)

* Grand Moffs Demand To Be Taken Seriously
* Commitee of Grand Moths
* Moth impression 48:25
* "Is this book gonna ruin bones for us!?" - [Rogue Six]
* Nothing quite as attractive as an air breathing fish man that can understand whale songs.
* Besalisk Call at 1:00, 1:03:00-30, 1:07:58
* Kookabura call 1:07:30

**Responses to Last Week's Glistener Question:**
Tell us a fun fact about Besalisks (aka Dexter Jettsters).

**Rogue Leader**: Two hearts because they have so much love.

**Rogue Two**: They HATE being called basilisks.

**Rogue Six**: They hibernate whenever it gets cold.

**Rogue Seven**: They do mating calls by inflating their gullar pouch.

**Rogue Nine**: They keep snacks in their Gullar pouch.

### **Glistener Responses:**

* Hasan - Besalisks and Ardenians are distant cousins.
* Abigail - Cuddles and Snuggles are platonic and common.
* Bentham's Icon - The Gular pouch changes color to attract mates.

* Dinner Leader-- Each of a Besalkisk's forearms has four arms.
* X-Wings & History-- Since there are no dragons in GFFA there is a popular novelty company called Bad Besalisk.
* TomtheFanboy-- While Besilisks have evolved a form with many relatively humanoid traits, their skull structure remains nearly identical to the other avian species of their homeworld.
* Ben Wahrman-- Female Besalisks grow to larger sizes and can have up to two additional pairs of arms.

**Glistening Bodhi goes to:**
Tomthefanboy (from Danny AND Saf), Dinner Leader (from Heath), Abigail (from Ash), Ben Wahrman (from Meg), Everyone EXCEPT Dinner (from Meg)

### **This Week's Glistener Question:** What piece of Darth Vader's armor do you covet due to some weird prophecy?

Saf - His cape, because it takes an show's entire episode budget to animate.