Cringe Lord

The ruler of it all, the creator of gods of all kinds, our creator, The Cringe Lord. This is also the being that 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚋𝚊𝚐, Morshu, and all other conspiracy theorists go on a man hunt for. The Cringe Lord is the ultimate god of the universe, and made every living thing, except Horny because she's not made out of Void, as 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚋𝚊𝚐 proved. Still, no one believes 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚋𝚊𝚐 because if Horny was made, then who made Horny if not the Cringe Lord? This anomaly has yet to be proven, and we'll probably find out that she was made by the Tan King's Penis.

## Biography

Like Horny, no one knows how the Cringe Lord was made, but it probably came from a black hole because black (THAT'S RACIST!). The Cringe Lord kind of behaves like a black hole (STEREOTYPES! YOU SHOULD GET CANCELLED!), so that's what lead to this theory. It created the Big Bang by accidentally "jizzing", and ever since then, it regretted the creation of the universe and was cringing for the rest of its life because of it. Until the Solar System formed, the Cringe Lord spent time throwing shade at cringe beings. (I'M OFFENDED!)....OK you know what? Hold on for a second. \*walks 2 feet away from the keyboard\* (WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, HIT ME? YOU CAN'T HIT ME, I'M A GI-) \*uses Howling Wraiths, killing the intruder in my household\* OK where were we? Ah yes, cringe beings. That's the reason that we can't find aliens and shit, at least that's what Morshu says. Yeah.

## Europa and Hollowneck

When the Solar System formed, he hid in a cave in the crust of an ice moon called Europa and made some mindless bugs live in it. Until 1984, a solar flare from both the Sun and Jupiter caused the birth of The Imposter and the tribe of Crewmates. For years, the Cringe Lord and Imposter fought over this moon with scratches on it, but eventually lost to the Imposter and split into a million pieces. Then in the year 2000, the Tan King showed up in his Ford Edge and ejected the Imposter for a while, and took an interest into the black liquid everywhere. The Tan King got mad if someone other than himself used the Void, so he just outlawed it, the same story as the Fart Ability, spells, and anything else that makes him jealous.

## Renaissance

The Imposter came back and gave everyone Fanta, making them want to kill the Tan King and take his kingdumb away. Because of this, the Tan King's Penis made vessels by rolling it around in void and then sticking it in the Tree Lady. The Vessels were meant to drink the Imposter's Fanta to lure her into their heads, but only one Vessel is perfect. The first candidate was Hollow Day, who failed miserably because it had daddy issues. The second and final candidate was The Night, who ended up killing the Imposter and every other fucking god. The truth is....the NIght is the Cringe Lord CONFIRM!!!!! Now everyone parties in the shadows and embraces the Cringe Lord. Maybe someday the Cringe Lord will stop cringing, because this sure as hell isn't cringe!!!

## Trivia

* No one knows for sure what the Cringe Lord finds cringe, other than the Big Bang in which it created.
* The Cringe Lord was trying to bang your mom, that's why it's called the Big Bang. Yo Mama so ugly it regretted banging her.
* "Jizzing" (term given by 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚋𝚊𝚐 and friends) actually is called that because it was an explosion that happened in its groin area. Bet you that hurt!
* Some people may cringe by looking at the Cringe Lord, in a way similar to the Weegee Effect.
* Most people believe the Cringe Lord thinks everything is cringe, but people with actual evidence that don't believe everything they see on the Internet disagree. It told everyone that it thinks that the Tan King isn't cringe, just his penis is cringe.
* The Cringe Lord has no idea what DeviantArt or TikTok is, so does it truly know cringe?