Weed Bro's Father

Weed Bro's father deep into marriage negotiations.

Sarcastic Bro (son)

Sarcastic Auntie (sister)

Sarcastic Grandma (mother)

**Weed Bro's Father** is the deceased father of Weed Bro, and brother of deuteragonist Sarcastic Auntie who lives in Cybernetic India. He wears prescription glasses and has blond facial hair. He is also a member of the S.C.H.O.O.L Organisation, an active terrorist organization operating somewhere on the Cyber. He is an ardent polygamist owing to the fact that he married both Weed Bro's Mother and Sarcastic Bro's mother

## Early life

Weed Bro's Father was born between August 1965 and August 1966, The Son of Old Bro and Sarcastic Grandma.

At 18 years of age (19 in East Asian age reckoning), Weed Bro's Father probably lived in, or had been living in, an East Asian country, however if so, it is unknown whether he was born there or moved there. It is however possible that he did not, and one or more of his guardians/parents were East Asian and imparted their culture to him. In either case, Weed Bro's Father has links to East Asian culture.

When he was Weed Bro's age, he apparently had five girlfriends at the same time; he was then promptly physically assaulted and maimed for half an hour by his wife after disclosing this information to his son. Little is known about his personal life otherwise.

He and his sister, Sarcastic Auntie, are never seen communicating and are only implicitly linked to each other through Sarcastic Bro, although both live on the Cyber regardless. This could show a strain in his family relations, possibly brought on by the rambunctious activities of his sons and his inability to discipline them for their wrongs.

He does not have the trademark 'marijuana red eyes' like his son Weed Bro, indicating that he either never smoked marijuana or he was a former addict who has since quit the drug.

## Adulthood

In the 1990s, He birthed two daughters and one son with Weed Bro's Mother - Tina, Weed Sis and Ballsack Bro. He also adopted Rockin' Hair Bro, His twin brother Weed Bro, and Weed Bro's clone, Armless Bro.

In around 2005, Weed Bro's Father had a relationship with his daughter, Tina, Who was 14 at the time.

## Death

On June 10th, 2017, when he was about 51 years old, Weed Bro's Father was tragically murdered by his own son Weed Bro outside of their home. Weed Bro's Father was showing his new sports car to Weed Bro when a suspected exhaust backfire triggered Weed Bro's PTSD, which he suffers from due to his involvement in the War on Drugs. Weed Bro proceeded to forcibly drag his father from the vehicle before drawing a Sig Sauer P320 from its holster and shooting him dead on the pavement. Weed Bro then stole his car and drove off.

Any appearances of Weed Bro's Father after June 10, 2017 originally took place before his death and should be treated as such chronologically.

It is likely that the reason for the murder is due to the reveal of Weed Bro being both adopted and being kicked out of his own house. Perhaps they were in the car to enter Weed Bro's new home? The details are fuzzy as of now.

Some Pakistani Scholars believe his death was actually caused by an indian police officer, And that the story of Weed bro killing his dad might be propaganda by the indian government to hide the brutality of the indian police.

## Appearances on the Cyber

Weed Bro's Father's first known appearance was in the story of Weed Bro becoming the CEO of World Bank, in which he allowed Weed Bro to marry a girl once learning she was Bill Gates' daughter. It is unknown if the marriage actually occurred or not, so it is impossible to determine whether **Weed Bro's Father** and Bill Gates are brother-in-laws.

Weed Bro's Father only has about three confirmed physical appearances in The Adventures of Weed Bro and Friends after this instance, but he is mentioned numerous times in several different comics by both Weed Bro and Sarcastic Bro. It is unknown when exactly he will appear next but Weed Bro's trolling knows no bound so we can expect to see him again sometime in the future.

Weed Bro's Father's real name is Hakan Akbas, according to this post where he talks about his son and the Bill Gates fiasco.

## Terroristic affiliations

It is plausible to assume that Weed Bro's Father is part of a terrorist syndicate known as the S.C.H.O.O.L Organisation, based in Cybernetic India.

This is specifically stated by Weed Bro in a conversation between him and his teacher, where he claims his father works in "some terrorist organization". It appears that his terroristic affiliations help his son manipulate his school results, enjoy special perks and intimidate his teachers.

## Trivia

* Weed Bro's Father has no idea what "WTF" means, even though everyone knows that it stands for "Where's the Fish."

## References

1. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/7rwhyy/weed\_bro\_is\_adopted/
2. ↑ In this post, It's said that Weed Bro's Father was 40 when his Daughter, Tina, Was 14 - https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemeteryLore/comments/9a03ew/when\_tina\_was\_14\_she\_had\_a\_relationship\_with\_her/

Since Tina is known to have been born on 28 August 1991 ( https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/6ballp/sarcastic\_bro\_weed\_bro\_and\_rage\_faces\_all\_at\_once/ ), This would place his birthdate between August 1965 and August 1966.
3. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemeteryLore/comments/92zmy9/weedbros\_dad\_was\_19\_when\_he\_was\_18/ Weed Bro's father states he was 19 when he was Weed Bro's age, which is 18. While this initially seems impossible, in East Asian age reckoning (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East\_Asian\_age\_reckoning), age is counted starting from one, which makes it possible for Weed Bro's father to have been considered "19" without living 19 complete years.
4. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/6co51z/dad\_resigned/
5. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemeteryLore/comments/91rk5o/weed\_bro\_and\_tina\_have\_the\_same\_father/
6. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemeteryLore/comments/8ualuk/the\_wtfguy\_is\_weed\_bros\_brother/
7. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/7rwhyy/weed\_bro\_is\_adopted/
8. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemeteryLore/comments/9a03ew/when\_tina\_was\_14\_she\_had\_a\_relationship\_with\_her/
9. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/6gh9rt/weedbro\_murders\_his\_father\_and\_steals\_his\_car\_nsfw/diqv5nd/