Sacha Anoose

> GET BACK FIEND!
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—Sacha before shooting and killing The Redneck.

Born in the USSR, Sacha was always interested in the world and traveling. After college, Sacha became an anchorman and won many awards for his contributions for the neighborhood news. He also has accidentally offended many ethnicities due to his frequent misuse of which ethnicity is which due to how conditions were in Russia. He got the job after the previous anchor died of lumbago.

## **Appearances**

### **Season 1**

#### **Chapter 1**

On the news, Sacha is warning people about the recent news of Baghead breaking out of prison. He finds Grand Master in the streets and starts an interview with him. He calls the Grand Master a hobo, to which Grand Master takes offense to. Sacha then goes onto to call him the Grand Wizard instead and asks him about the recent Baghead escape. Grand Master tries repeatedly to speak, but is always interrupted by Sacha. He manages to say that all of the residents are going to be safe as the vigilantes will protect them. The interview then ends with Sacha moving on to other news.

#### **Chapter 2**

Sacha is live on the scene of Mr. Twix's destroyed candy store. He says that on top of the store exploding, the local bank was also robbed that night by Baghead himself.

#### **Chapter 4**

Sacha is interviewing police chief, Quenton Steel about Candy Callum, a vigilante, being wanted for breaking into Mister Big's midnight club. Sacha asks Quenton what he'd do is Callum ran from the police. Quenton says they'd run after him, to which Sacha makes a comment about Quenton's weight. Sacha then goes right to a commercial break before things get bad on camera.

#### **Chapter 8**

During another day of neighbourhood news, Sacha reports on the local post office which was destroyed by a crazy lady. He then moves to have an interview to police chief, Quenton Steel. Quenton announces that the crazy woman was actually a witch whom possesses dangerous powers, and so she was locked away in a maximum security prison. Sacha makes another joke about Quenton's weight, but the cameras quickly turn off. After, Sacha then reports that one of the local comic stores, Weebs R' Us, was also destroyed by the witch. Mr. Honda, owner of the comic store claims it was actually Mister Big who got his store demolished. The screen goes to an interview with Mister Big who defends himself from these claims. Moving on, Sacha reports on a local alligator gang leader, Gatorg, who turned himself into the police. The local hero who made the alligator turn himself in, The Machine, speaks with Sacha in an interview. The Machine says that he and his university friends beat and made 'examples' of the alligators and forced Gatorg into turning himself in. Finally, Sacha turns the news over to Sonik DeHedgehog in his studio.

#### **Chapter 9**

On the streets, Sacha is reporting live on the riots. A redneck comes running up behind Sacha in the distance and yells that the mayor is a queer. Sacha reports that this redneck doesn't think the mayor has a plan of action. The redneck overhears Sacha's comment and asks what Sacha called him. Sacha then takes out his revolver and shoots the redneck in his chest on live TV, killing him. The cameras then cut away to Sonik DeHedgehog

## **Appearance List**

### **Season 1**

* Chapter 1
* Chapter 2
* Chapter 4
* Chapter 8
* Chapter 9