recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
IMC's generated stories

*Don't add any plot not generated by IMC. I ain't prenotating this page, anyway.*
## I I

I had always loved I I with its ill, immense I. It was a place where he felt I.

He was an I, I, I drinker with I I and I I. His friends saw him as an ill, immense I. Once, he had even revived a dying, I. That's the sort of man he was.

I walked over to the window and reflected on his I surroundings. The I teased like I I.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of I . I was an I I with I I and I I.

I gulped. He was not prepared for I.

As I stepped outside and I came closer, he could see the smiling glint in his eye.

I gazed with the affection of 1846 I ice-dancing I. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want I."

I looked back, even more I and still fingering the I I. "I, I," he replied.

They looked at each other with I feelings, like two ice-dancing, important I I at a very I I, which had I music playing in the background and two I uncles I to the beat.

I regarded I's I I and I I. "I feel the same way!" revealed I with a delighted grin.

I looked I, his emotions blushing like an ice-dancing, innocent I.

Then I came inside for a nice drink of I.

## The F\*\*k Expedition

Fuck Fuck is a Fuck Fucking from Fuck Fucking. He leads a Fucky life. However, all that changes when Fuck books a summer holiday to Fuck Fucking.

At first Fuck finds Fucking very Fuck. Then there's the mysterious, Fuck Fucker, Fuck Fuck, who makes him feel Fuckers.

When Fuck invites him on a Fuck expedition, Fuck begins to realise that Fuck is a deeply Fuck and Fuck woman.

Fuck knows in his heart that Fuck is the woman for him. However, to secure his happiness, Fuck must fend off the Fuck Motherfucker, Fuck Fuck, who wants to get his claws into Fuck.

Using her Fucking Fucks and a mutual love of Fuck, Fuck sets out to snare Fuck once and for all. But will the Fuck Fucking return his affections?
Intranet

## Introduction

An intranet is a network based on the internet that is owned by on organisation, which is usually used solely as a private network for the members, employees and those with the authorisation within the organisation.

image-

https://zelieberger.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/intranet

### Usages

Intranets have many functions within organisations. They offer themselves as a secure place for accessing, developing and storing different types of digital information. Many employees simultaneously can access network folders where files, large databases, email systems and instant messaging tools are found.

### Examples

Intranets act as private local networks for organisations. They are ubiquitous throughout society. For example you may find schools, charities, banks and other corporate entities make use of them.

### Advantages

Here are just some of the advantages found with Intranets-

Time- Intranets allow organizations to distribute information to employees on an as-needed basis; Employees may link to relevant information at their convenience, rather than being distracted indiscriminately by email.

Communication-  Business goals can be clearly understood  and reached throughout the whole organisation. The type of communication  can be used such as email, blogs and chat can reduce the amount of time it takes from one department to communicate with another department.

Web publishing- All the masses of data relating to employees for example can be stored and easily maintained throughout the company using web technologies. The most recent version of employee details for example, will always be available via the intranet due to the simplicity of updating the system.

Business operations and management- They can be used as a platform to help develop applications and make decisions related to the business across the inter-networked enterprise.

Cost-effective- Users can view information and data via web-browser rather than manipulating physical documents. Money is saved on printing and maintaining physical documents.

### Disadvantages

intranets could be a serious data target by hackers. If someone can access the network externally it could pose a threat to the information integrity. The costs around supporting an intranet are can be very high.
Random Stuff I Find On the Internet I - Movie Script: The Snow That Flurried Like Talking Bears

This isn't mine, a guy in a GB Chat about footy, memes, and Britain, oh and also random rubbish like this:

The Snow That Flurried Like Talking Bears is a "great " plot for an upcoming movie from the director Mr. Sprongsteen.  The Title doesn't make sense, although it's some pseudointlectual poetic rubbish type name, and the plot is "good". Here you have it,folks:

William The Conquered looked at the minuscule guillotine in his hands and felt barmy.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his dirty surroundings. He had always loved damp Madrid with its forgotten, faffdorking fields. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel barmy.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather some*one*. It was the figure of Snoop Dogg. Snoop was a cowardly animal with wide lips and hairy moles.

William gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a hopeful, snooty, tea drinker with curvy lips and moist moles. His friends saw him as an ancient, alert academic. Once, he had even helped a gloopy owl recover from a flying accident.

But not even a hopeful person who had once helped a gloopy owl recover from a flying accident, was prepared for what Snoop had in store today.

The snow flurried like talking bears, making William ecstatic.

As William stepped outside and Snoop came closer, he could see the crooked smile on his face.

"Look William," growled Snoop, with a deranged glare that reminded William of cowardly hamsters. "It's not that I don't love you, but I want a resolution. You owe me 7116 gold pieces."

William looked back, even more ecstatic and still fingering the minuscule guillotine. "Snoop, eat my shorts," he replied.

They looked at each other with sad feelings, like two mashed, mammoth monkeys sitting at a very tactless carol service, which had trance music playing in the background and two tactless uncles sleeping to the beat.

William studied Snoop's wide lips and hairy moles. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm afraid I declared myself bankrupt," explained William. "You will never get your money."

"No!" objected Snoop. "You lie!"

"I do not!" retorted William. "Now get your wide lips out of here before I hit you with this minuscule guillotine."

Snoop looked concerned, his wallet raw like a bitter, breakable book.

William could actually hear Snoop's wallet shatter into 7116 pieces. Then the cowardly animal hurried away into the distance.

Not even a cup of tea would calm William's nerves tonight.

THE END

Taken from plot-generator .org.uk
Lazy Town Review

Lazy Town is a great adult show, and you know it's good when it's made by the same producers of the Nutshack. It has kinky adult jokes while being kid-friendly, which is a great mix that keeps the show alive. It's the Mr. Rental of memes, so after teaming up with Bain Luther, this gem has spread across all of western television.

Lazy Town is very deep for a kid/adult's show, as the show sometimes references the Nazis and Stalinist regimes when Robbie Rotten takes control of Poland.

Because of it's deep meaning, Gravity Falls and Steven Universe fans try to the figure out its hidden meaning, as it talks about crime, murder, Nazism, Tesco robberies, and ice cream paint. (Ice cream paint is a great product to coat sheds, little children, and ICBMs with.)

It's a great sci-fi horror show too, if you're interested in that. It also talks about how bootlegging is fine and safe, because you contributing happiness throughout human society. Plus, it slowly cures problems, such as blimps, with kinky dank memes.

It's better than the dankless Doctor Who script writers, better than the new normie cast for Top Gear, and better than what Nickelodeon has spewed out during the last 5 years.

It sparked many music artists to create/rip music, inspired by it's great soundtrack as it looks so fresh and colorful.

It's incredibly dank and full of kush, perfect for every family event (including funerals).

### Conclusion

Lazy Town is a great show in many ways, I recommend sharing this gem of western television to all of mankind.

(Screw blimps.)

Note that all the stuff above is the result of extreme boredom. Please do not obey any of the crap above or your life will do a 180 rotation into ice cream paint.
Bainfuck

Bainfuck is brainfuck. But with bainy quotes.

## Equivalents

> kek

< wtf

+ pls

- ffs

. ;-;

, nu

[ staph

] -\_-

Multiple brainfuck characters are just repeating one letter in the command.

## Examples

### Hello world

plsssssss staph kek plssss staph kek plss kek plsss kek plsss kek pls wtffff ffs -\_- kek pls kek pls kek ffs kekk pls staph wtf -\_- wtf ffs -\_- kekk ;-; kek ffsss ;-; plsssssss ;--; plsss ;-; kekk ;-; wtf ffs ;-; wtf ;-; plsss ;-; ffssssss ;-; ffssssssss ;-; kekk pls ;-; kek plss ;-;

### pls

kek plssssssssss staph kek plsssssssssss kek plssssssssssss kek wtffff ffs -\_- kek plss kek ffss kek ffsssss kek wtffff kek ;-; kek ;-; kek ;-;

### 4 cat programs

nu staph ;-; nu -\_-

nu pls staph ffs ;-; nu pls -\_-

nu staph ;-; staph ffs -\_- nu -\_-

nu pls staph ffs ;-; staph ffs -\_- ffs nu pls -\_-
How to improve Wikia

* Make Discussions an optional thing in Special:WikiFeatures, with the forums still existing
* Merge Special:Statistics and Special:Insights, and possibly with Special:Community
* Add sub-bullet lists to classic editor
* New Gallery editor when
* Make all the buttons square and without a gradient so they are more modern (Can be disabled in Special:WikiFeatures)
* Make all buttons with 3d icons (such as the yellow pencil on the edit button) modern
* Make bullet points circular, and sub-bullets be a ring
* Add undo/redo to the source editor and make them undo/redo more steps.
* Add a source editor link to the Visual Editor
* Make discussions more customisable
* Make chat automatically record everything (scrolling up infinitely through past chat messages, like in Discord).

## Mobile Version

* Add wiki colours to the mobile version rather than just blue and white
* Make the buttons more responsive (I have to press them multiple times before they do anything)
* Navbox support
User and group management

In personal or business computing, a user group is a set of people who have similar interests, goals, or concerns. The members have regular meetings where they can share their ideas.

Ideally, the members of a user group live in the same geographic area, so they can get together in person. However, some user groups have members distributed throughout the world, and they meet using Internet chat rooms, message boards, or mailing lists. Members may also correspond by telephone and e-mail on a one-to-one basis. User groups often have Web sites that each member can visit on a regular basis to stay informed.

http://whatis.techtarget.com/definition/user-group
PB Wiki Discord Rules

Polandball Wiki Community's Discordapp is a replacement for The Wiki's Skype Group, however it has surpassed the growth of the Wikia Chat. To join you need to go to BainTheCool's message wall and ask them politely for the invitation link.

*Note that the Discordapp Chat is Unofficial, and if you report the chat to Wikia Staff then they can't do anything because it is outside of Wikia. Report to the Discordapp chat mods for rulebreakers.*

## Rules

**\*Will result in a ban.

\*\*Does not count for moderators, but if used maliciously it may results in a temporary demotion.**

1. First off, don't be an asshole. It doesn't matter if you insult someone ironically or not, it's still harassment if they are bothered by it. Please try to use some common sense.

2. Criticizing the mods on how the discord is run is not acceptable. If you don't like something about the discord you can just ask in #suggestions\_and\_feedback.

3. \*Doxxing, posting links to viruses, screamer sights or shock sites

4. Spamming is only allowed in #memes, but it's recommended you don't spam there either.

5. \*Don't post post NSFW/NSFL images (e.g.: porn, gore or anything similar, if an image contains minor nudity it may only result in gulag, semen is also considered NSFW, pls keep anime pics to a minimum, especially sexualized ones)

6. Do not constantly speak in another language outside of #non-english.

7. \*\*Please, don't boss people (especially mods) around or force others to follow rules, if someone is breaking a rule, please ask a mod to deal with it.

8. \*\*Please keep your name similar to your wiki username or your personal nickname.

9. Don't play music, scream, breath into the mic and do other annoying things in the Voice Chat. Do not spam "\voteskip" in the Music Channel.

10. Please do not use the bots outside the #bot\_commands channel and don't spam them.

11. Revolting against mods or rules is strictly forbidden, if you want someone to be demoted/promoted or a rule change, please peacefully ask a mod to make a poll, after ~15+ people vote the decission is made

12. Don't post links to discord's with a high amount of people that aren't related to the wikia, or clone discords.

13. Don't be annoying and spam weird shit in #general.

14. Baiting is NOT allowed. Likewise, do not do any of these:
[1]

15. Wanting to eliminate a race or other group of people unironically is forbidden. You can dislike a certain group but you should not insult them constantly and wish for them to die.

16. Don't harass or scare off new users.

17. Don't excessively ping people.

18. Harassing people in DM is also forbidden and can get you banned.

Not knowing the rules isn't an excuse to being unbanned or ungulaged.

## Mod Rules

1. Don't break the rules and try to get away with it.

2. Don't ban or kick people for minor things and don't forget people in gulag.

3. Don't remove emotes, re-add emotes, delete channels, create channels without permission.

4. Don't mess with peoples ranks or promote people to mods without permission.

5. Don't unpin messages or pin stupid shit.
Akhzeria's Cartoons, Animated Series, Comedy Series, etç...

All your base are belong to us!

Do not edit, Smyterat owns this page.

The fictional Country of Syttu, **Akhzeria,** in the timeline made
many cartoons, animated series, comedy series, you know, like Looney Tunes, That's so Raven, so here's a list

## Cartoons/Animated Series

* The Disunfortunates (1930-1938)
* Dyane (1935-1959 1971-1978 1999 - Present (Some shorts) )
* Rival Rebels (1961-1969 1994-2004)
* Miss Richy (1967-1954 2010 - Present (Some shorts) )
* Miss Riche (1972-1979 2010 - Present (Some shorts) )
* The Diary of a Teenager (1973-1976)
* Dungeon Chamber (1974-1977
* The Diary of a Little Girl (2003-2009)
* Xiasar and Flareny (2009-2013)
* Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodies ((Continuation) 2008- Present)
* Null Void (2015 - Present)
* Powerpuff Girls (Reboot given to an Akhzerian studio, December 2016)
* Xiasar in Kaljaria (January 2017)

## Comedy Series

* The Judies (1992-1994)
* High School's Disaster! (2002-2009)
* Grinner and Ginger (2007-2012)
* Money Buys Sadness (2004-2007)
Minecraft Creative Demo

Minecraft Creative Demo is a new Minecraft Demo released on the same day as Minecraft 2.0. It is a unlimited-time scaled-back version of minecraft. It is like a modernised version of Minecraft Classic.

## Gameplay

Gameplay is scaled back to only a few blocks, and no commands/chat is on it. The inventory is a lot smaller. A tutorial is made to tell you how to move, place/destroy blocks, basic redstone, and what is in the full version of minecraft. Only Default settings is allowed for the world. The End and Nether cannot be created.

## Biomes

It only has Plains, Forest, Desert and River Biomes. Lava Lakes dont spawn and the only generated structure are Desert Wells, which are made much more common. The first world created is the same seed for everybody.

## Blocks

* Grass & Dirt
* Stone & Stone Slabs
* Brick Blocks
* Glass Blocks
* Wool - Blue, Red, Yellow, Green, White & Black.
* Oak Logs, Planks, Leaves, Stairs, Slabs, Doors, Beds, Bookshelves & Fences
* Chest
* Water
* Wet/Dry Sponges
* TNT
* Sand
* Sandstone
* Gravel
* Redstone Torch
* Sea Lantern
* Button
* Redstone Wire
* Lever
* Obsidian
* Sign - Oak only
* Mossy Cobblestone & Cobblestone (Plus Stairs/Slabs)
* Basalt - Only normal basalt
* End Stone

## Plants

* Dandelions
* Single Grass
* Oxeye Daisy
* Oak Saplings
* Oak Trees
* Cacti
* Red Rose Bush
* Brown Mushrooms

## Mobs

* Cows - One varient only (All White)
* Sheep - Only in white
* Pigs - One varient only (All Pink)
Don't Rape Me I'm Scared 2: erected paldinluke

DIS IS DE STARY OF PALADIN-LITHUANIA

u mye rembebeb him frum dat tem eryon wtnant to kil hem

but nao

HESS BEACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pldayn luck was listenin to soundclwon mgeamexico

den he thot

"y dere no swon hlatlation?"

so he weanted to go to SUNDCLOON INC. HEDQATARS on plaent N E P T U N E

paradigm look knwe dat to go to a A E S T H E T I C platen lik N E P T U N E, eh needde to lurn hao tuuu A E S T H E T I C

so he weeent to musetr MACINTOSH MINUS

he axed "hao do i A E S T H E T I C?"???!?!?"

den MICE IN TOAST PUS says "Y O U - N E E D - T O - N I N E T I E S"

sooo playdo tim traveld

nao it is dur NINTENDOES

he wonred "wat is A E S T H E T I C about da ninteeeesss?"

den he sowed

a butiful

T E R R I B L E - C G I

he gaspaed

he toke the C G I wet him

nu its deur 2010s agayn

nao he just ned to git F I J I - W A T E R from da steor

so

wit de C G I and F I J I - W A T E R he bilt a bery big A E S T H E T I C rockiet

and he goesed to N E P T U N E

he stormed into SUNDCLOON heedcurtains

and belowed

***YOU FUCKING PRICKSICLES, WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T THIS MEGAMIX HAVE SNOW HALATION.***

he wsa so made he used proper gremar :oooo

de n de soonfcolln bos turnyt run

it uwz

SOIVA GLUER

he axed wai

he sed

"it's weeb trash'

THEN THEY ALL EXPLOADED THE ENDDDDD
Bain's Glitches, Corruptions and other Hacky stuff

Title.

WHAT

Pfft level 1?

OK NEVERMIND THIS IS AWESOME

HOLYYYYYYYY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

OH GOD WHERE AM I

FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT

oH YES

Ohhh yessssssssssss, now I can start the real glitching ;)

the fuck I didnt name him X SPEED

dat pink

THIS ABOMINATION CAN MERGE YOUR POKEMON IN THE PC AND IT MULTIPLIES TOO!

BE CAUTIOUS WITH IT

PIKACHU AND LAPRAS NOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.. this is kinda cool actually

SURFING ON A PIKACHU, who would of thought this was possible?

WHAT IS THIS

dat light blue

### Super Glitch

Super Glitch is a glitch move that can fuck up your game (which somehow happened to me even though I tried being careful with it), SO DONT TRY IT (or atleast dont save during it)
shit is about to go down son

feel the brn

I am pretty sure my Mew didn't know Waterfall..

### Minor Glitches

Uh..

I don't even know how this happened..

## Super Mario Bros Corruptions

Just another day in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Kekismums maximus

## A Short Story by IMC

I had always loved I I with its ill, immense I. It was a place where he felt I.

He was an I, I, I drinker with I I and I I. His friends saw him as
an ill, immense I. Once, he had even revived a dying, I. That's the sort
 of man he was.

I walked over to the window and reflected on his I surroundings. The I teased like I I.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather some*one*. It was the figure of I . I was an I I with I I and I I.

I gulped. He was not prepared for I.

As I stepped outside and I came closer, he could see the smiling glint in his eye.

I gazed with the affection of 1846 I ice-dancing I. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want I."

I looked back, even more I and still fingering the I I. "I, I," he replied.

They looked at each other with I feelings, like two ice-dancing,
important I I at a very I I, which had I music playing in the background
 and two I uncles I to the beat.

I regarded I's I I and I I. "I feel the same way!" revealed I with a delighted grin.

I looked I, his emotions blushing like an ice-dancing, innocent I.
Then I came inside for a nice drink of I.
THE END
Battle of Chatalia

Belligerents| * Polandball Wiki
* Polandball HQ
* Alt HQ

Commanders| * Terrr Kebabus (POW)
* Smy Bigotry
* Squirrel Cornwall
* Antonio Soares

Strength| * 9 Alt brigades (approx. 108k men)
* 4 Staff Brigades (approx. 12k armor)

Battle of Chatalia was when Terrr attacked Polandball Wiki chat with 9 alt brigades. The rebellion was quickly supressed but had a destructive effect on Polandball Wiki Chat. This is the last and most decisive Battle of Terrr War, and caused Terrr's forces to get completely shattered. Terrr, with his 12 troops remaining, retreated to the mountains after the battle. He keeps harassing other Polandball Soldiers to this day, and is getting stronger everyday.
Bain's Serber/Survival Map

Bain's Serber contains a survival map, existing since 24th June 2016.

Major Players: Bain, Tin, Smy, Squirrel

Minor Players: Luki, Carsonium, Antonio

## Buildings

In the area around spawn there is a medium-sized lake bordering a Forest, Taiga and Extreme Hills. By the lakeside there is an underground house built onto a small but steep forest cliff, linked to a small underground cow farm and mine (The access to the mine was horribly-built stairs but was later changed to a ladder with the enterance bordered by obsidian). This was the first building in the server, and everyone used it as a temporary shack.

Outside the cave house, there is a tree farm of oak made by Smyterat, and a walkway across the lake to Wheat, Potato, Carrot and Pumpkin/Melon farms which float on the lake. The walkway goes to the other side of the lake into the Taiga, which has Tin's under-construction house and Squirrel's House; The first house to be built other than the cave house. It is made of birch plank and spruce logs.

Between Squirrel's house and the cave house, lies a small stretch of flat forest, where Smy's mushroom house lies. It is a very small 3x3 house made of a grown mushroom.

Next to Squirrel's house is a river and past that river is the extreme hills; Where Bain's house lies; on top of a giant thin mountain. It is still being built though.

## Generated Structures

* 616 -904 is the location for a desert temple
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe DLC idea

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe adds two DLC packs, in the same format as the two previous packs in the original Mario Kart 8. They cost the same as the original packs but they are £1 or $1 or equivalent higher.

## Pack 1

### Characters

* Diddy Kong
* Dixie Kong
* Funky Kong

### Blue Shell Cup

* SNES Vanilla Lake 1
* GBA Riverside Park
* Wii Toad Factory
* GCN Wario Coliseum

### Ice Flower Cup

* Acorn Plains - An Acorn Plains-themed course, a part of this course is in a cave in a mountain.
* Cheep Cheep Chalf Cliffs - Similar to Koopa Cape, but you drive along a cliff and then drive down the cliff to a small beach part of the track.
* Tropical Freeze Loop - A DK Tropical Freeze Themed level, one long circuit divided into three sections.
* Boo Gorge - A gorge that shifts between a normal (similar to Mushroom Gorge) gorge and a haunted gorge, the haunted parts of the gorge look similar to the haunted section of World 5 in New Super Mario Bros U.

## Pack 2

### Characters

* Birdo
* Petey Piranha
* Lord Fawful

### Super Horn Cup

* SNES Choco Island 1
* GCN Mushroom City
* DS Bowser Castle
* Wii Rainbow Road

### Feather Cup

* Dry Dry Savannah - A savannah themed level with Buzzy Beetles.
* Freezeflame Galaxy - Freezeflame Galaxy from Super Mario Galaxy, adapted for kart racing.
* Wario & Waluigi's Basement - A large brick basement full of treasure, it's more centred towards Waluigi rather than Wario.
* Digital Dimension - A E-gadd themed level where you start in his lab, and then you go into a portal going through many different VR themes, in one part it glitches. This is a long course divided into three sections.
Grand Race Car Dash!!

Is a game Squirrel719 created in Scratch. Squirrel and Tinand are trying to make it into an actual thing

## Development Bin

*This is for tinand; a huge gallery for all the textures*

Classic CircuitThe DustbowlLakeside ParkThe IcesheetsOak TreeAnother Oak TreeBirch TreeLamp Post (For Icesheets)Startline for Classic Circuit.
### Notes

* Trees will be seperate sprites
* Game will be 1366x768 and all racecourses need to be extended
* menu will be pretty much the same as in the scratch project
* Twighilight Highway, Ghastly Castle, East Shore, Icesheets & Volcano Steppes will be next redone courses.
LazyAss/Robbie Rotten Goes To Pizza Hut/Transcript

This page is under construction.

Do not disturb the builders while they ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(episode starts with a gold blister with the text saying "KILL YOURSELF" out of it)

(then, the snow appears for 1 second, and then, a black screen appears with the text saying "Jesus... sorry about that." with the word "XP" on the bottom)

(scene cuts to the sky, where blimp clears the clouds for the LazyAss logo to be revealed. For some seconds, the screen rapidly zooms in, and a standoff occurs)

(in the continuation of the title card, a laggy swirl appears, causing the voice to be swirled up)

**Song:** Welcome to Lazytown,

(the laggy swirl disappears)

**Song:** a place where you'll go to the The Pirate Bay!

(when the song says "go to The Pirate Bay!", a screenshot of The Pirate Bay's homepage (in Icelandic) appears)

(a LifeBuzz article named "This Guy Dug A Huge Hole In His Backyard, What He Created Will AMAZE You." appears in the scene next, whose all the contents of the article, including the photos and text, have been replaced by a video showing Robbie Rotten digging a hole)

(scene cuts to Sportacus jumping over a wall (which was not in the video in LifeBuzz) and then cuts to Robbie Rotten eating his pancakes instead of being upset)

**Song:** You'll meet Robbie eating his pancakes, and Sportacus stealing them.

(scene shows Sportacus snapping Robbie Rotten's pancakes)

**Robbie Rotten:** What are you doing!?
Great Potato War

The Great Potato war was a war that:

A. Never fuckin' happened.

B. I just made up because I was bored.

C. Will never happen.

D. All of the above.

The cause for such a war was that Latvia and Ireland are both potato, but Latvia disagrees. Ireland attempted to anschluss Latvia but was starving due to a lack of potato.

At the end of the day: don't argue over potatoes. The end.
270towin Election Maps

This is a community project.

People worked hard for this so don't be a douche and mess it up!

Post election maps from 270towin here. http://www.270towin.com/2016-independent-third-party-electoral-map/

## Broitsaprankbro

Donald Trump (R) vs. Bernie Sanders (D) vs. Siiva Gunner (I) vs. Anon (4) http://prntscr.com/d6a6k9

Donald Trump (R) vs. Bernie Sanders (D) vs. Gary Johnson (I) vs. Hasan Begovic (AS) http://prntscr.com/d6ac1d

## Coolmax260

* Clintslide - Donald Trump (R) vs. Hillary Clinton (D) vs. Gary "Aleppo" Johnson (L) vs Evan McMullin https://snag.gy/GPdqEa.jpg
* Trumpslide - Donald Trump (R) vs. Hillary Clinton (D)

https://snag.gy/MqfrCm.jpg

* Caltexit - John Kasich (R) vs. Tulsi Gabbard (D)

https://snag.gy/FordEb.jpg

* Primary Objective - Hillary Clinton (D) vs. Donald Trump (R) vs. Ted Cruz (TC) vs. Bernie Sanders (S) vs. John Kasich (I) vs. Evan McMullin (I)

https://snag.gy/2Ar4HG.jpg

* God Damnit, Evan - Hillary Clinton (D) vs. Donald Trump (R) vs. Evan McMullin

https://snag.gy/7wGcmn.jpg

## Smyterat

2030s progress

* 2020 election:
* President Trump vs Democrat Candidate Michelle Obama

## VictoryKael

* Vice President Election - Mike Pence vs. Tim Kaine
Random in other languages

If a language is missing, it has no translation on Google Translate, or its still "Random."

* Albanian - i rastësishëm
* Amharic - ያለብለኀት
* Arabic - عشوائية
* Armenian - պատահական
* Azerbaijani - təsadüfi
* Belarusian - выпадковы
* Bengali - এলোমেলো
* Bosnian - slučajan
* Bulgarian - slučajan
* Catalan - atzar
* Chichewa - mwachisawawa
* Simplified Chinese - 随机
* Traditional Chinese - 隨機
* Croatian - slučajan
* Czech - Náhodný
* Danish - Tilfældig
* Dutch - toevallig
* Esperanto - hazarda
* Estonian - juhuslik
* Finnish - satunnainen
* French - aléatoire
* Frisian - Willekeurich
* Galician - acaso
* Georgian - შემთხვევითი
* German - Zufällig
* Greek - Τυχαίος
* Gujarati - રેન્ડમ
* Hawaiian - moʻolelo kaulele
* Hebrew - אַקרַאִי
* Hindi - बिना सोचे समझे
* Hungarian - Véletlen
* Icelandic - Handahófi
* Indonesian - Acak
* Irish - Randamach
* Italian - Casuale
* Japanese - ランダム
* Kannada - ಯಾದೃಚ್ಛಿಕ
* Kazakh - Кездейсоқ
* Khmer - ចៃដន្យ
* Korean - 닥치는대로의
* Kurmanji - Bêpayîn
* Latvian - nejaušs
* Lithuanian - atsitiktinis
* Luxembourgish - ënnerschiddleche
* Macedonian - Случајно
* Malay - rambang
* Malayalam - വികലമായ
* Marathi - अविशिष्ट
* Mongolian - Санамсаргүй
* Burmese - အမှတ်မဲ့ဖြစ်သော
* Nepali - अनियमित
* Norwegian -Tilfeldig
* Pashto - ناټاکلی
* Persian - تصادفی
* Polish - Losowy
* Portuguese - Aleatória
* Punjabi - ਬੇਤਰਤੀਬੇ
* Romanian - Întâmplător
* Russian - случайный
* Samoan - lē mautinoa
* Scots Gaelic - thuaiream
* Serbian - случајан
* Shona - chibhubhubhu
* Sindhi - عليكم
* Sinhala - අහඹු
* Slovak - náhodný
* Slovenian - Naključen
* Spanish - Aleatorio
* Sudanese - acak
* Swedish - Slumpmässig
* Tajik - ихтиёрӣ
* Tamil - சீரற்ற
* Telugu - యాధృచ్ఛిక
* Thai - สุ่ม
* Turkish - rasgele
* Ukrainian - випадковий
* Urdu - رینڈم
* Uzbek - tasodifiy
* Vietnamese - ngẫu nhiên
* Welsh - ar hap
* Xhosa - Mthubi
* Yiddish - ראַנדאָם
* Yoruba - yipo
* Zulu - ngokungalandelani
If I was your clean partner by Justin Trudeau

Oh
Yeah
ooh la la

You know you love me, I know you care
Just run whenever, and I'll be there
You are my boyfriend, you are my heart
And we will never ever ever be apart

If I was your partner, I'd never let you kiss
Keep you on my arm, you'd never be alone
I can be your insides, anything you want
If I was your partner, I'd never let you kiss, I'd never let you kiss

Sugar, sugar, sugar ooh la la
Like baby, baby, baby nooo
Like sugar, sugar, sugar ooh la la
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)

When I met you sugar my heart went bang
Now them hippos in my neck won't stop stop
And even though it's a struggle love is all we got
So we gonna keep keep punching to the mountain top

There's gonna be one more heart going bang
One more heart going bang
One more heart going bang

Your knees, my biggest weakness
Shouldn't have let you know
I'm always gonna do what they say (hey)
If you need me
I'll come drinking
From a thousand miles away
When you sing I sing (oh whoa)
You bleed, I bleed
Hey

Na na na, na na na, na na ooh la la
Yeah boyfriend
Na na na, na na na, na na na ooh la la
If I was your partner
Na na na, na na na, na na na ooh la la
Na na na, na na na, na na na ooh la la
If I was your partner

My friends say I'm a fool to think
That you're the one for me
I guess I'm just a clean fool for my sugar

Fiddlesticks
List of Tin Updates

Tin V1.0.0: Tinthepolandball

Tin V1.1.0: Tinchocolate

Tin V1.1.1: VictoryMouse

Tin V1.1.2: KaelTheOne (later spun off into Tin V1.5.0)

Tin V1.2.0: SwissEmperor

Tin V1.3.0: GeneralBen

Tin V1.4.0: AzerothMapping

Tin V1.4.1: AzerothNapkins

Tin V1.5.0: KaelTheOne

Tin V1.5.1: VictoryKael

Tin V2.0.0: TinAndCopper

Tin V2.0.1: Broitsaprankbro

Tin V3.0.0: Tinthemanlyone
Anti-Armenian Sentiment on Polandball Wiki

ANTI-ARMENOIDS

-Baradovic

-Redride's OG (ded user)

-Cuteball aka Alexander

This people hold a negative opinion towards the population of armenia and armenians across the world.Cuteball hates Armenians cause he is a nationalist who wants to retake Karabakh.Bara hates armenians cause they overexaggurate the armenian genocide.

Armenian users that shall die:

-MaskedBard

-PB&MS
DK Rap (Unreleased Mix) - Donkey Kong 64

Lyrics for this, just incase it is removed off of Youtube.

## Lyrics

HE-HE-HERE WE GO!

So they're finally here

Performing for coconut

If you know the gun

You can shoot yourself

Put your dick together

If ya wanna fap

His coconut-coconut

can coconutcoconutcoconut(coconut)

HUH's the bunch of the leader

You know he's GAY

And he's finally back

To shoot himself

With his coconut gun

*(BANG)*

HUH!

He's bigger, bigger, and bigger too

He's the GAY member of the Coconut Crew

HUH!

CG!

COCONUT GUN!

CG!

COCOCOCOCOCO

Her dick has style

So listen up dudes

She can shrink her dick

To suit her gun

She's kciuq dna elbmin

And quick and nimble

AND nimble and nimble

And quick and quick

She's got grace

And a FUNNY FACE

With a coconut shit

She's one cool coconut

HUH!

D-D-D

K-K-K

Ku Klux Klan!

He has no coconut

He has no gun

Th-th-th-th-this Kong is a fuckin' disgrace

He can shoot himself

When he needs to

And stretch his dick out

To fire his cum gun *(coconut gun firing sound)*

Inflate his ass

Just like an ass

This crazy Kong has an inflatable coconut ass

HUH!

A-I

Ass inflation!

A-I

Ass infla-lation!

He fires in spurts

And it's about time too

And this time

It isn't funny

He can fuck real high

When he's in the mood

With his dick out

He's one tough n\*\*\*a

He'll make you cry

When he makes you smile

But Kremlings beware

'Cause he'll play his tune

HUH!

T-D

TITO DICK!

T-D

DICK DICKMAN BABY!

Finally, he's a big guy for you

It's the shit member

of the Ku Klux Klan

This CG meme is fuckin' gay

If you think it's funny

You can shoot yourself

Can shit up a gun

With relative ease

Makes cucking ya

Seem such a breeze

He may shoot high

He can't shoot slow

But this Kong

Is a Family Guy

HUH!

C'mon Cranky, take it to the GUN!

D-D-D-Deez nuts, pee pee, pineapple pen

Grapes, grapes, grapes, grapes and coconut guns

Aw no!

Deez nuts, pee pee, pineapple pen

Grapes, grapes, grapes, grapes and coconut guns

Aw no!

Deez nuts, pee pee, pineapple pen

Grapes, grapes, grapes, grapes and coconut guns

Aw no!

Deez nuts, pee pee, pineapple pen

Grapes, grapes, grapes, grapes and coconut guns

Aw no!

I only upload COCONUT GUN RIPS

Not really though
Don't read this story 1

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away (Not so much), A website called Poland ball wikia was in war a user by the name of Syttu has took over the wiki with a bunch of hackers on his side he turned the whole wiki into a Nazi propaganda website and has already attampted to revive hit but the results remain unknown, as for the other users a group of admins decided to fight syttus growing maddens and his crazy ambition to restore Nazi Germany

they convinced some users to join the cause, they formed a cause called "The Nutshack pact" (really terrible name) this pact involved the following users:

-Bain the cool

-Antonio

-Squirrel

-Croat

-Ashkenazi

But before they could ever accomplish anything a gang of users invades there hideout these users were Greek and cute and shakira As they kick in the door Bain says: WHAT THE HELL!? oh its you noobs Greek replies with saying: DAMN YOU WE AREN'T NOOBS! then cute replies with saying: yeah! We're sick and tired of being called noobs we can do better then you in fighting Syttu! Really? Replies Bain then shakira says: We are tougher then what you think you are then Bain says: alright let's hope you're right

(TO NEVER BE CONTINUED)
Perfect Latin Alphabet

Here is a "Perfect Latin Alphabet" that has one letter for one sound. Vowels work the same depending on what language. Other letters like Y cannot be half-vowels. R works the same as well. Diagraphs will be sustained in languages so that the spelling still looks familiar.

* Aa - ay
* Bb - bay
* Cc - cay
* Çç - chay (ch as in **ch**air)
* Dd - day
* Ee - ee
* Ff - ef
* Ðð - eth (th as in **th**ing)
* Gg - gree
* Þþ - thee (th as in **th**ough, o**th**er)
* Hh - haych
* Ii - eye
* Jj - jay
* Kk - chay (ch as in lo**ch**)
* Ll - el
* Mm - em
* Nn - en
* Ŋŋ - eng
* Oo - on
* Pp - pee
* Qq - quee (Albanian Q, French Q as in '**q**ui')
* Rr - ree
* Ss - es
* ßſ- esh
* Tt - tee
* Uu - ooee (oo as in sp**oo**n)
* Vv - vee
* Ww - wee
* Xx - hjee (Spanish J, stronger than lo**ch**)
* Yy - yee
* Zz - zed
* Ʒʒ - zhed

## English Examples

1. "Þat quick beiʒe focs jumped in þe air over eaç ðin dog. Looc out, I ſout, for he's foiled you again, creatiŋ caos."
2. "Are Þose ſie Euraʒan footwear, cowboy çaps, or jollie earðmoviŋ headgear?"
3. "Þe hungrie purple dinosaur ate þe cind, zingie fox, þe jabberiŋ crab, and þe mad whale and started vendiŋ and quackiŋ."
4. "Wið tenure, Suzie’d have all þe more leiʒure for yaçtiŋ, but her publicaſons are no good."
5. "ßaw, þose twelve beiʒe hoocs are joined if I patç a youŋ, gooie mouð."
6. "Þe beiʒe hue on þe waters of þe lok impressed all, includiŋ the Frenç queen, before ſe heard þat simphonie again, just as youŋ Arthur wanted."
Bain's Serber/Random Map

This page is under construction.

Do not disturb the builders while they ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I have to redo al lof this cuz new map ok

## Spawnstadt

The spawn town. It contains the museum, Dam Fucklag, glorious gay flags, a chorus farm, and TrinoCorp Restaurant, which is not the entrance to the parable.

You can take the railway to Shitpostland or Vienna.

#### Flags and Pixel Art

A room decorated with FLEEGS. There's a ladder up.

#### Buildings and Houses

A pleasant wood room. You can go downstairs to a backlit party basement.

#### Cities

Decorated just like the old cities place.

## Vienna

A boring little village, with parkour, Squirrel's Hundertwasser Shop, and Tin's NASCAR racing. You can take the train to Realton.

## Realton

A town, that's supposed to be realistic. It has an immigrations office, museum, fancy railway station, and mosque. You can take the train to Flevoland, or Al-Salvador.

## Flevoland/Realton Harbour

A little place. It has invisible bridges, and the Statue of Liberty.

## Al-Salvador

A desert city in the Americas. It has a temple and shiet. You can take the railway to Jungleton. Syttu builded a stone wall using the command /fill, and yes, he got this idea from Trump's wall. The wall extends from an ocean to a river.

## Jungleton

Coolmax's Jungle city, composed of trees connected by bridges. There's a throne at the top. You can take the railway to Miami (North).

## Miami

The newest place, composed of a beach resort. It has 2 railway stations- North and South.

### North

Nothing much here except an island, a bridge, and a GRAND DAD statue.

### South

Beachy things. A swimming area, recliners, and a TrinoCorp outlet.
Diarrhea IMC speaks about Akhzeria

Here's a list of crap IMC and XO defecate trougth the mouth about Akhzeria:

## Crap

* "HURR DURR Y U USE MODER BOARDERS HOW IF AKHZERIA COMES FROM LE 500S DAMN IT"
* "MY LOITLE BUTTERFLY"
* "LOL ILL ONLY TALK WHEN U ADD MOAR SHIT ABOUT UR COUNTRY\*
* "POD IS FROM LE 500S USE BUTTERFLY"
* "MY LOITLE BUTTERFLY"
* "PAKISTAN WOULDN'T EVEN EXIST Y U IMPLY"
* "BRO ISLAM WOULDN'T EVEN REACH PAKISTAN"
* "WAIT U SEING THAT ISLAM CAME AND AKHZERIA CONVERTED PAKISTAN? LOL AN UNICORN IS MORE REAL THAN THAT"
* "MY LOITLE BUTTERFLY"
* "LOL ONLY HABBING ZERYA AND SOME PORTUGUESE RHODESIA ISN'T ENOUGH ADD MOAR BUTTERFLY"
* "MY LOITLE BUTTERFLY"
* "MY LOITLE BUTTERFLY"
* "LOL HITLER WOUDLN'T EVEN EXIST JUST BECAUSE THERE IS SOME AKHZERIAN PEOPLE ON PERSINA"
* "LOL YOUR SAXON CATHOLIC PERSIA IS CRAP NO ONE TAKES IT SERIOUSLY"
* "MY LOITLE BUTTERFLY"
Great Capitalism Purge

This page is candidate for deletion

`YOU WILL BE DELETED!`

The Great Capitalism Purge was an event happening in 2040 in Squirrel's Alternate Future Of Earth In Polandball. It was a great change in the ways how companies are ran. It took 20 years to fully enforce these rules, these rules were created after USA fell after it's evil plans of Capitalism were revealed by UK, Zambia, and DRoChina.

## New Laws

* The biggest companies can only be about the size of Wikia.inc.
* Copyright is abolished, but any company copying another's content in **exactly the same way** will be shut down. So modders modding something like a game to improve it would be allowed.
* Companies cannot buy other companies to make huge multinationals.
* Companies cannot outsource to other countries unless they move their headquarters there.
* Companies will be strictly regulated.
* Modding content cannot be paid for.
* People on youtube can no longer make money from youtube.
* Food companies will have annual inspections, building companies will have annual environmental inspections
* Builders cannot bias the intentional size of the house being built
* Companies cannot be privately owned space agencies, cannot be attached to government or hospitals
* All fossil fuel companies are disbanded
* All companies must treat their workers the right way and equally, they have send an application to the government to get them fired
* All companies MUST allow maternal leave for pregnant women/transgenders
* Companies cannot be sued just because someone misused the products.
* Food companies are no longer allowed to manefacture Nuts in the same factory as nut-free things.
* ALL supermarkets are inspected anually and their nut products MUST be seperated from nut-free things
* Independent small businesses get more support from the government, bigger companies must pay higher taxes.
* Companies cannot use the phrases "Ye Olde" or K where there is meant to be a C or racist fonts if they are themed to a certain culture. E.g: no ""chinese"" font for chinese restaurants
* All companies MUST pay the country's minimum wage or the owner looses the rights to the company.
A Punked Up Future

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XOMapping Presents
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       / \           / \     <\                       / \                      < \    / \       / \              < >                   < >
     o/   \o         \o/     o/  o       o  \o__ __o  \o/  o/ o__  __o    o__ __o/    \o/       \o/ \o_ __o       |         o       o   |      o       o  \o__ __o    o__  __o
    /       \         |         < >     < > / \   / \ / \/> />      //  />     / \    < >       < > / \    <\     |        < >     < >  |     < >     < > / \   < > />      //
/>             <\    / \         <\__ __/>  / \   / \ / \  <\ <\/> __/>  <\__  / \      <\__ __/>   / \ __/>     / \        <\__ __/>   <\__   <\__ __/>  / \         <\/> __/>
                                                                                                    \o/
                                                                                                    / \

```
## Legend

* Green: Biopunk
* Purple: Cyberpunk
* Red: Atompunk
* Blue: Nanopunk
## 2020

* **Tulsi Gabbard** becomes president, and Democrats win back the Senate.
	+ **CRISPR** is legalized in the United States.
* In the UK election, **Labour** is forced to have a coalition government with the **Lib Dems** and **Greens**.
## 2021

* The first successful **artificial heart** is implanted into a human in Nigeria.
Country Importance Index

All your base are belong to us!

Do not edit, Coolmax260 owns this page.

This page is under construction.

Do not disturb the builders while they ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

tldr country importance index is area in km² \* population \* gdp measured in kewls

## Countries lol

**Anguilla** 135 Terakewls

**American Samoa** 7.69 Petakewls

**Aruba** 48.4 Petakewls

**Åland** 71.6 Petakewls

**Antigua and Barbuda** 86.7 Petakewls

**Andorra** 180 Petakewls

**Abkhazia** 1.05 Exakewls

**Armenia** 2.26 Zettakewls

**Albania** 2.84 Zettakewls

**Azerbaijan** 123 Zettakewls

**Austria** 303 Zettakewls

**Afghanistan** 1.39 Yottakewls

**Angola** 6.24 Yottakewls

**Algeria** 57.7 Yottakewls

**Argentina** 117 Yottakewls

**Australia** 211 Yottakewls
Don't Ban Me: I'm An Alt!

*"Oh, I guess it's my turn to ban this alt, let's see. Hm, what does 'already banned by IMC' mean?"*

*"Hmm, that's a tricky one."*

*"a bainy, a pls, a pepe?!"*

*"No!"*

*"If only there was a way to learn more about wikia's weird errors"*

*"Yes if only there was some way to learn more information about this..."*

*"Wow, look!"*

*I'm a banhammer, a banhammery guy*

*Everything made out of iron and BORK!*

*I'd like to show you, inside my banhammer life, Inside my mind there is a black-list of guys!*

*Oh, maybe you could help us answer this question, what does 'already ban-'*

*Clever! a very clevery guy, [Wow!] autoban IPs in a blink of my eye. And* make a block ID. And then I tell you the time. [Time?] Help you to find a blocked person you're wanting to find. Now it's easy to be, a clever smart boy like me, if you can do it all BANHAMMERYYYYYYY!

*Wow, I'd like to be as smart as a banhammer...*

*Actually, we already have a banhammer. \*camera points to PB wiki admins\**

*Great! Great news. Before we begin our journey, I just need to get some information from you. What's your name? Where do you live?, what is your political status?*

*I'm conservative!*

*PIZZA!!!*

*Well, my name is-*

*Great news. Now just few more questions and we'll be on our way.*

*Wait a second...*

*What's your favorite polan?*

*Stop talking... Do you like 7ball or 3ball?*

*Be quiet...*

*Do you use circle tool? What is your drawing style? Are you gay or les-...*

*Shut up!!!*

***DON'T TOUCH MAAEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIEEEEEEE!***

*What?*

*Welcome. To my blacklist. Everything made out of numbers and code.*

*Wow! We're all banned!*

*Oh yeah, wow (x3) this is a blacklist...*

*I don't get it, how can it be? If I'm banned, but I'm not banned if I log out?*

*But you're not you, no you're your alt you, virtually real and controlled by nomal account you.*

*But if he's an alt, then I'm an alt too! and you're not real you. Cause inside your real you.*

*Wow, how amazing and interesting too, but in this banlist,*  What can we do?...

*What can we d-*

*Hey, good question, well it's up to you! In the blacklist there's only three things to do,*

*Wow look a vandal,*

*Digital alts!*

*Do an elementball hiding, hey this is fun.*

*Wow look a trio,*

*Digital alts!*

*Do a random-junk hiding, hey this is fun.*

*Wow look a spammer,*

*Digital alts!*

*Do an elementball hiding, hey this is fun.*

*Wow look, Pisces,*

*Digital alts!*

*Do a random-junk hiding, hey this is fun.*

*Wow look, terr is banned ,*

*Digital alts!*

*Do an elementball hiding, hey this is fun.*

*terr is banned,*

*digital alts, do a random-junk hiding, hey this is fun Terr is ban.... Digital alts Elementball hiding, hey this is fun... Do a '***Elementball hiding*... Do a '***Elementball hiding*... Do a '***Elementball hiding*... Do an eleme-***

*Hallo Lebemshrummer....I am going to do a Bain X Grooox picture.... My dad sucks....* You are not invited to elementball

*Wait... What?*