Doug Walker

The Review Must Go On. Art by Figburn!

> "WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE VEGAS!?!?!?" ~ Nostalgia Critic
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**Doug Walker**, best known as the **Nostalgia Critic**, is the bastard son of Roger Ebert and Armond White. Doug Walker's crowning achievement was his co-establishment of the ThatGuyWithTheGlasses website in 2008. Doug Walker was an integral part of the early YouTube community, where he made several movie and television reviews in which he would yell at his camera for half an hour.

**Like many others, Walker is often the butt of jokes on OneyPlays. All comments pertaining to him on the show and this wiki are in jest. The hosts joke about him simply because they find him funny, NOT because they view him as a punching bag, and all fans should follow this example. Be respectful and do NOT harass him or anyone else mentioned on the show. (This includes seeking them out in public and pestering them, which some fans think is funny for some reason)**

Doug's creative process is generally pedestrian critique and overworked jokes with a scarce modicum of analytics. He usually chooses to approach the lesser, more minor nuances of film and television such as wardrobe choice, or set design, instead of reproaching the larger scoped fundamental flaws in the structures of said media, as a conscientious critic should seek to do (e.g. scratching the surface).

As the Nostalgia Critic, he usually gives over-the-top reactions, screaming at the top of his voice at minor movie plots that do not make sense to him, or reacting with sarcasm. This has since given him the legendary privilege of becoming one of the most noteworthy figures in YouTube critique the site has ever known.

## History

### Doug's Raccoon City Experience

Doug once went to visit Raccoon City, unfortunately right as the T-Virus broke out. While taking a shit in the Raccoon Police Department bathroom, he was bitten by a zombie and became one himself. His last seconds were spent trying to eat Leon S. Kennedy and died by getting his head smashed by a door. He was murdered by a man named Marvin Branagh who claimed: *"I'm* *more of a Spoony guy myself"*.

While he may be gone, he will always be in our hearts. Rest In Vegas Doug Walker, 1981-2019

### Doug Walker's Triumphant Return: The Siege of Kickassia

On February 2020, Chris and Cory (with Tomar in the background) were arguing about the Nostalgia Critic's review of Pink Floyd's The Wall. Cory was sick of hearing about how bad it was and suggested the three of them should watch the Nostalgia Critic and Nostalgia Chick's review of Ferngully. While watching the review, Tomar couldn't help himself and started gazing upon the Nostalgia Chick's beauty. This made Cory extremely jealous and he punched through the TV screen while screaming *"If I can't have her, nobody can!"*

Cory then pulled out the universal remote from the Adam Sandler movie Click. With its power, Cory accidentally (or purposely, we don't know because he's kinda a sperg) started a Nostalgia Critic marathon, which teleported the trio to the mystical land of Kickassia, where Doug Walker rules supreme, having mysteriously survived his zombification in Raccoon City. They were accompanied by the great Linkara, who pointed out Tomar's excess teeth. The four meet the sexy Horizon near the border, and after a glitchy identity crisis, eliminated her without remorse.

At the bastion of Kickassia, the four charge the gates, where they see Doug filming a new review with Film Brain, another member of Channel Awesome. Doug yells at them to stop, but Cory attacks him with a silver spear and labels his "The Wall" review as "subpar". The Nostalgia Critic would not give in so easily. With the last of his strength, he rose up and shot Cory in the head with his pistol. After gunning Cory's body several times, Doug was last seen walking away from the carnage. His job was not over. The review must go on. Rest In Vegas Cory, 17XX-2020.

Doug Walker about to unleash the finishing blow.
## Quotes

* "Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to!"
* "BLACK GUY, WOMAN, GET IN HERE! GET IN COSTUME!"
* "I'VE SEEN AN IRREGULARITY!"
* "I'M TRYING TO VIBRATE!"
* "STUPID SKUNK! YOU RUINED MY DREAMS!"
* "I have nostalgia for the Cold War!"
* "SSSSHHUT THE FUCK UOPPPP!"

## Trivia

* Doug has stated that he based the character of the Nostalgia Critic primarily on characters like Daffy Duck and the Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland.
* He hates Hercules because it has a cup.
* He was briefly seen at a local bar hosted by anime bitches, where he proceeded to scream, order drinks, guzzle them like an animal, and scream again. He was eventually banished to the Screaming Halls of Chicago with the help of a flamethrower.
* He used to frequent Donald Trump rallies and scream "Build that wall".
* We take everything bad we said about him back, he can laugh at this and that's cool. During a Twitch stream AMA, Walker was asked about the OneyPlays channel's constant jabs at Channel Awesome and his character, and he seemed to be very pleased with how accurately Chris and the others can impersonate him.
* At Too Many Games 2021 Doug reiterated that he isn't offended by Oney and pals impersonating him in their videos.
* Keeping in line with his family tradition, Nostalgia Critic was named at birth after the profession he was meant to have in life, hence why he is called Doug (Dog) Walker. His pursuit of a career as a subpar internet comedic reviewer can be seen as an attempt to fight fate.
	+ In keeping with this, his brother Rob Walker was destined to be a highwayman.
* Doug Walker did a review for Smiling Friends. He seems to have enjoyed it for some reason.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNFz-ZkfQRU
2. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F\_TGqa6cpY
3. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vi5jncfrmY