Star Vs Force Of Kek

## Intro

    Star Vs the forces of kek is a western harem hentai that was created by the the embodiment of evil itself and raved about by St. John for some unknown reason. Why you might ask does this have a page on this wiki, well you see Sseth didn't put a verification system for joining this wiki so literally anyone can post whatever they want. So time to talk about this autism. So with my limiter released and the fact that I doubt sseth would care I'm writing a page to inform all you /v/ tards about the story of how a girl got ignored so hard she decided to commit multiversal genocide. That's not a joke I'm serious.

## The Beginning

The story begins with a mentally autistic girl. Alright she's not actually autistic and she just acts that way with people she just met, but you know

>Just because you're pretending to be retarded doesn't make it better

So this girl is the princess of a magical kingdom named Mewnie. It's a complete sh\*\*\*t whole both in a literal and metaphorical sense. Like any rpg character in such a situation she is gifted with a magic artifact known as "the wand", simultaneously the most OP item in all of existence and also completely and utterly useless depending on what Nefty feels like. Star is bannished to earth after nearly killing some peasants and is forced to live with Sweater boy and his family. Now with the basic plot out of the way on to the good stuff.

## The Genocide

You might be wondering why were're going to the absolute end of this shit storm, to understand this retardadion we need to look at the end before to understand the begining.

## Waifus

Ok, so initially this was all this page was, a list of waifus who all cuck Star at some point but after some baby on /co/ was a nagging bitch, so now this is now just one section out of the whole, f^cking /co/.

### Hekapoo

    Did I mention that Star is deeply head over heals in love with sweater boy (Marco), also fun fact sweater boy spent 16 years banging a hot demon chick without Star even noticing and occasionally while she does.

Hekapoo although looking like a demon is actually a being of pure magic created by some jackass who likes pudding, and has no relation with the actual race of demons in the show, don't ask why, Nerfty didn't think this through while writing show either. Hekapoo is seen as best girl by most because of the fact that she's thiccer than frozen oatmeal covered in molasses. While this is true we should look at her objectively for a completely unbiased opinion. Being part of the High Magic council Hekapoo is gifted with super natural god tier abilities. Hekapoo is the master of portals and as such can create magic scissors that can travel between dimensions and anywhere else in existence. Although the ability of borderline instant transmission seem completely "fair and balanced" with even a moderately good stratagy, there is a catch. You see Hekapoo has what is known as Anti-Plot Armour, basically she's completely useless in plot related events and gets one shotted by bottom tier unites even though she can just portal away and BFR people accross the multiverse. Why you might ask? Because Star vs the forces of Evil is an amazingly written show that isn't a massive pile of shit that wastes basically all of it's potential.
Hekapoo also has domain over the NeverZone, a poorly explained parrell universe which moves at a rate of about 2 years per minute. Hekapoo uses this to kidnap teenagers and groom them into becoming buff mega hunks so she can get railed before their love interests can even notice they're gone. Once they finally do notice Hekapoo occasionally likes to give them a front row seat to their chances at love getting snuffed out. Why you might ask? Because it makes her feel alive. Also before you think, "hey, this could be really useful for training or coming up with strategies when the characters are crunched for time", stop that because Star vs is a series that is many things, but one that uses it's characters cleverly to better solve issues is not one of them.

### Jackie Lynn Thomas

Jackie Lynn Thomas is and will aways be Marco's endgame. I don't care what Nerfty says, that black french girl neither kissed her nor banged her on screen so it's still not canon. You might be wondering what I'm talking about, well to bad, anything from season 4 is glorified fanfiction and even the crew knows it. Jackie is Star's "rival", though that would imply that Jackie even really noticed that Star was interested in Sweater Boy to begin with. Though even if she did notice I doubt she would be to worried because Star's about as much a threat to her chances at love as a lobotomized crab or a /b/ user. She's a stacked Californian skater girl who isn't a turbo autist like Star, like seriously it's not a competition like Jackie doesn't even realize that they were both competing for sweater boy in the first place, though it is fun to imagine her enjoying Star's suffering and laughs as Star tries and fails to steal Marco from her.

Also fun fact Jackie is the direct descendant of the Greek god Poseidon, has mastered both Fish-Man Karate and Fishman Jujutsu, has complete control over the forces of water and can turn into a mermaid. This with the fact that she is the biological daughter of Yoshikage Kira she is borderline unstoppable. I'm kidding, Nerfty doesn't write backstories, she's literally servers no purpose in the plot outside of just being used to cuck Star for an arc.

### Janna

Born in the wagon of a travellin' van Janna is a top level gypsy and is a master of the arcane arts of theft, being able to steel anything that isn't bolted down. Through her travels she's spend much time pining over Sweater Boy, she is Star's true love rival despite being to embarrassed to admit it. There are many green text about her downward spiral into her sadness but those are for another day. Janna's main ability is her being the best character in the show in both season 3 and 4 and not getting dragged down by retarded shipping drama. Janna is truly best girl, she's peek beanie girl without being insufferable and is instead just a fun character all around. She's also a vampire occasionally, don't ask me she just really likes sucking Marco dry, every day and night.

Also Janna is the canon end game of Marco, I'm 100% serious check the AMA, it's amazing.

### Moon

The Story of Moon Butterfly is a sad one, after getting knocked up by a retarded manlet she was forced to settle down and no longer enjoy herself. It is no exaggeration that a woman stuck in such a relationship will eventually have an affair. And that when her mentally stunted daughter brings a hot Spanish lover over to the castle, it is not much of a stretch of the mind, if not 100% predestined that the woman will break the sanctity of her marriage and make love with her daughters boyfriend. This is the natural order of things and to say it is all but a grantee is an understatement.

Also her husband fucked a bird too so it's fair game at this point. That's not even a joke that happened in the show, like I'm serious.

### Eclipsa

Eclipsa is a dictionary definition of a bitch. She makes sure to wear clothes 1 size to small to show off her body and does whatever she wants no matter the consequences. If this means taking something that is rightfully someone else's she'll do it without a thought and might even ravel in it. After meeting Marco she decides she wants him even if this means going behind Stars back. She lets Star babysit her daughter while she lets Marco get accustomed to every inch of her body. Also if you think that's the only thing star would let Eclipsa take from her, Star in her galaxy brain decides to not only give Eclipsa her wand but the entire kingdom. Moral of the story, cuck star hard enough and she'll give you everything to her name to cuck her harder.

Oh by the way this character is treated as sympathetic despite all the shit she pulls. Oh yeah sure, she was totally in the right running off with a war lord who is best known for eating peasants and abandoning the kingdom because she felt like it. Oh yeah also let's not try to rehabilitate the PTSD reddened super soldier her mom made and just ignore all of the pressing problems, it's not like this will create issues in the future. No way she'll end up as a Neo-Nazi species purest, totally not. Like unironically killing that chick and her ex-husband would have been a better move than just running away. In a better written show this would be used as a mirror to the main character to help them realize that being completely care-free and never being responsible isn't a good thing, but like this is Star Vs so instead they go full "She's a misunderstood good person this whole time". Fuck off with that shit.

### Meteora

Meteora... Meteora is... Meteora is certainly a character. She's different from the other low tier characters because she actually had a story for a bit but then got reset. Like she's Eclipsa's daughter who she had with the big bad who got shipped off to get Clock Work Oranged after her mom got mafuba'd. She became this evil head mistress thing at a princess correctional facility who Clock Work Oranged other princess but then after Marco started the Princess Liberation Front she lost her job and started to regain her memories. She became a badguy because it's literally in her blood and then her mom pulled a... Conan... Alessi... I don't really have a good comparision, she de-aged her. So like now Meteora's a baby, so she mostly just goes on baby high jinks but she also went to the Neverzone for a bit and became a teenager for an episode so that's her default for fan art.

Meteora really is hard to pinpoint because her character went all over the place. Like the most common way to write her is making her kinda tsudery but even then that's kinda eh. You could also maybe play her off as kinda feral and treat her like the Daiz family pet who instead of playing catch with a stick plays catch with Marco's dick but I've only really seen that in a few /co/ threads from a long while ago. IDK it think it could be fun as sort of species play and shit and have her be in heat and all. Honestly not much to really say about her over all, weird fucking arc all things considered.

### Angie Diaz (Marco's Mom)

And before you ask, no I am not joking. The fandom is pretty autistic. A surprisingly popular ship all things considers, Angie Diaz is suprise suprise Marco's mother. The ship was more popular in the early days of the fandom but it still remains decently popular even today. You'd be suprise how often we get more Angie stuff, I mean compared to the other girls it's lower but it's still fairly high.

Angie has an infectiously excited personality which means she's always happy to go on adventure with her son and even "teach" him a thing or two. Also she's totally fine with Marco having babies with other girls, as long as he gives her one too.

### Marco's Sister

Yep not only one incest ship but two and this time it's his sister (and possible daughter if the fandom is to be believed which it should). Anyway before anyone asks Marco's teenage sister only appeared in one filler episode, yeah the fandom is pretty autistic.

Why does Marco want to bang his sister daughter you may ask, well to quote the holy bibble; The Daiz bloodline has a Genkai that gives them the ability to be so sexually attractive that anyone of the opposite gender in a 1 mile radius will fall madly in love with the user. It is theorized that if two people with this gene were to have a child together then the child would become unstoppable. Marco wants to create this hypothetical perfect body to then use the reincarnation justu to become a god. He also finds parallel universe versions of himself for this purpose... also to cuck Commet.

### Figgs

Figgs is you're typical tsundere. I'm just going to copy and past the definition of tsundere because I don't care.

*Tsundere (ツンデレ): a Japanese term for a character development process that depicts a person who is initially cold (and sometimes even hostile) before gradually showing a warmer, friendlier side over time.*

Got it, good. unlike the basic tsundere Figgs has two unique characteristics. First off She's from the potato isles which is a negative and positive. She's loud, doesn't give a fuck and will get you into a fights, ah yes, she is perfect. The other thing that makes her stand out is her strength. Figgs is probably the weakest character in the show by being both a foddr character while also having Anti-Plot Armor. As such she could probably be one shot with 2 fingers by normal characters. As I said, the perfect girl.

### Tom

Imagine if you would the most cucked thing that can possibly exist. Well I'm going to one up that, his name is Tom, and he's the king of all cucks. He somehow exudes levels of cuckoldry that even surpassed Star. After being to much of a beta for even Star he was rejected by not only her but the entirety of female kind and society as a whole. It is fundamentally impossible for someone like Tom to ever recover as no other woman could possibly go that low. As such it is almost guaranteed for him to try and crawl back to Star but after rejection after rejection there is only one path to take, homosexuality. You see gay and straight charisma are two separate sliders. Despite having the lowest possible level on the straight slider his homosexual charisma was actually fairly high for a twink. As such his route was clear, become a subservient twink and get fucked by guys. Prime target of course was Sweater Boy as he already had a surprisingly high amount of chemistry with him and due to the very nature of Star's existence she has once again taken actions that has inadvertently cucked her.

Do note that due to the very nature of this level of cuckoldry it is theoretically possible for it to collapse into a singularity, a possess of wraping around and turn someone like Tom into a massive chad instead. Like a star giving into it's own wieght and becoming a black hole, in a single moment Tom's cuckness goes from insurmountably big to infinitesimally small allowing him to become the biggest chad in the multiverse. With that level of game there is basically no limits to what he can do. It could easily allow someone like Tom to win back Star if he wants and not only that but also do the near impossible and nullifying her inherent cuck nature as well. Not only that but it also allows him to make basically any girl his bitch and fuck them on his whim. Any other guy would become a cuck just by associations. Even for those with high charisma, Tom can strip them of their game and set them to zero like some kind of stand. This of course is only theoretical and should be taken with a grain of sand. A majority of Toms in the multiverse are still cucks, there are at most like 1-2 in the infinite void like this, at most 3.

### **Tammy**

Tammy is what happens when a near infinite amount of cuck energy (that being Tom) meets a near infinite level of desperation (that still being Tom) comes together and creates a remarkably stupid plan that ends up blowing up in someone's face. In his infinite Wisdom Tom comes up with the hair brained idea to win back Star by turning himself into a girl, seducing Marco which would make Star jealous allowing him to swoop in and use the opportunity to become a couple again. This of course is stupid.
 A. Star's natural state is being cucked so cucking her wouldn't do anything

B. Once you open Pandora's box you can't close it.
The proverbial box in this situation is the knowledge of what being a girl means for Tom and the fact that, unsurprisingly, life as a chick is considerably better than when he was a guy. Girls don't institutionally see him as trash if anything seeing him as higher on the totem poll, guys act nicer to him and even buy him stuff he wants, and surprisingly enough his parent seem to respect him more. It is surprising how becoming "one of the girls" can shift a person's role in life, how a person can go from total fuck boy to life of the party after one dumb Team Rocket tier plan. So of course after being overwhelmed by a level of respect that the he now she has never felt before she decide that maybe staying in this form a bit longer would be a good idea. And due to the very nature of the setting this of course means that Tom now Tammy is going to lust after Marco due to the harem anime bullshit that this series runs on. It's just how this kind of thing goes.

### Commet

After Marco Was done nutting in everyone in the star universe sans star and other versions of himself. He Is surprised to find a boy his age that looks like star, He doesn't try to talk to him but Feeling the urge to smash him he takes a hammer out from his bookbag and hits him in the back of the head, rendering comment unconscious. Marco Like the mad Coomer he is, Proceeds to Kidnap Commet throwing his body into a black van with the letters RR. He takes Him to an unsuspecting farm. Marco the proceeds to rip of the clothes from comment, begging to go home, he's pleas are to no avail as he gets straight to business without uttering a word. They proceed to Fuck each-other with all 18 naked cowboys at Ram Ranch watching will Glee till they Coom and spread their HIV loads like Hotcakes, Spreading the Greatest Gift to Everyone, thus cementing commet as a sissy for he liked the spectacle of the cowboys watching the scene unfold, but Both took turns mounting each-other. Their Asses Rose-budding so hard they start to bleed from all the thrusting. as they lie down from the constant penetration bleeding and spilling out liquid diarrhea in tandem, The Cowboys make their move and smash their holes so hard they Pass out from the shock but their big hard throbbing cocks don't stop on a dime.

A Squad of 28 US marines and other military organizations from around the world attempt to stop this charade, fearing the spread of a super HIV load. To their surprise, the cowboys where expecting visitors. They've went in Raping and overwhelming entire platoons of soldiers. the last thing they saw and heard, where the screams of their comrades and smiling cowboys looking for for fresh holes in the showers. It's estimated that over 500,000 soldiers have died, gone missing or where injured in the engagement. The battle of ram ranch was thus lost to history.

Both Star and Commet wanted to be Barebacked so hard like a breeding ram wanting to rut. The Price for their Deviancy however, was that The world had entered a New Dark Age the likes of mankind have never seen. Modern Medicine and Doctors have their hands tied as swathes of people drop like flies from The Powerful HIV Strain the two boys have created. Governments crumple under the chaos, Riots Take place in the streets for access to a cure, Many Die from the plagues and ensuring carnage. Centuries Pass as Man Regresses to semi literate savages that have yearly sacrifices to not bring the unknown plagues that destroy their villages. Baby's are thrown of cliffs to appease the gods, people are cannibalized as to not anger them with overpopulation, old world tech is ripe for the taking, waiting to be plundered and fought over like dogs to a piece of meat.

This Strain of HIV.... Not only Ravaged Echo Creek but the entire planet in the following weeks, it's consequences still steep after 400 years. But this unholy event was only just the beginning...

2445 AD, Following the near destruction of the planet due to Marco's and Commets lovemaking, Their now men. Ruling over the last of mankind with the help of the Ram Ranch cowboys. monitoring the planet and other solar systems aboard the cock-ship... Comment has become accustomed to being the ships sissy. He Begs to have his asshole ravaged once again like all those years ago. Marco, having just woke up with no time wasted gets to work after letting out a primordial roar as he busts a fat nut inside Commets Sphincter, after dismounting him the cowboys waste no time and proceed to treat the twink like a human coom receptacle. Satisfied, But seemingly eager for something more... Marco Decidies that All the women he's smashed, sissys, animals, divine beings, his own family, and buff naked cowboys are just too vanilla for his tastes. Too the surprise of everyone aboard He declares to set his sights on other universe to have sex with other versions of himself. Comment, Hoping he can find a version of himself to satisfy his urges, and the cowboys who are always on the prowl for more crew-mates of the SS cock-ship happily oblige Marco's request. Traveling a light-speed they find another earth, seemingly untouched by the degeneracy caused their their own 400 years ago, they land down in an alternate Echo creek, Ready for Whats to come....

### Princesses Marco

Marco Daiz or Sweater boy remains one of the most popular characters from the series and continues to get fan art to this day. Why you may ask? Because Marco is one of the most popular femboys in all of western animation. You might be wondering, how the fuck did that happen? Well it's because of two major things. One was the idea of Princess Marco, or Princess Turdina, which is an alter ego of Marco where he cross-dresses as a girl which accidentally kicks off a princess revolution. The Second reason is because of that one Shadman comic where Marco gets hired at a maid cafe and then got gang banged by a bunch of black men (My personal head canon is that that and the JLullaby Jackie Lynn Thomas comic take place in the same universe and the reason Marco is calling her at the end is because he wants to tell her the fact that he just cheated on her with a bunch of black men). And since shadman is one of the most influential artist of our generation Marco being a femboy twink was forever carved in the garnet slab that is the Internet's lore.

So basically not only does Star get cucked by other girls she's now getting cucked by her love interest doing gay shit as well. Personally I'm not really into that kind of stuff, I like my femboys stuff straight , but 90% of the Femboy Marco stuff is gay so what am I gonna do. Also he's usually paired with Shezow who is also a popular western femboy, though Guy (I shit you not Shezow's actual name) cross-dresses in every episode which is an  interesting choice in hindsight.

### Female Marco

Female Marco is what happens when porn artist are to big a pussy to draw Marco as a femboy and goes full rule 63 instead. It exists, my Star vs folder has images of her in it.

There is really not much to say. FemMarco also usually gets pared with Tom which I guess cucks Star in a round about way. Like if Marco's not around Star's main love interest is Tom again which means Star gets her demon boyfriend stolen instead. Kumbayah, circle of life I guess.

### Brittney Wong

Brittney Wong, Brittney Wong is uh, alright I'm going to be straight with you for a second Brittney Wong was set up as one of Star's main obstacles in the series being that she'd need to compete agienst the popular girl/ head of the cheerleaders type. But... They just didn't. Outside of a hand full of episodes they just erase her from the plot.

The reason for this shift is truly unknown but the leading theory is that Nefty in all her glory, had written Brittney Wong as a stand in for bullies she had in high school and as a result when she finally did put her into the show she had a PTSD attack and harassed the Voice Actor because of this.

As an aside, a little known tid bit of Brittney is that she was voiced by the Asian guy from 13 reasons why.

### Lizard Star

Since there are an infinite number of timelines and ergo an infinite number of Stars mathematically speaking there is at least one star that isn't 100% insufferable and that that star is Lizard Star. Known by MomStar by normies and known as a word that would get my fandom account banned by tards. MomStar is what happens where Moon, instead of marrying some manlet like River, goes instead for that absolute Lizard stallion Toffee instead. There isn't one specific reason for Moon's and Toffee's marriage so I'm just gonna wright my own because I can.

Toffee was you're average run of the mill anti-establishment monster terrorist. Due to his surprisingly high IQ and his nigh immortality he was picked to pose as an ambassador for the radical monster group he worked for. His goal was to gain the trust of the kingdom and infiltrate the castle. Once there he was to kill the royal family and steal the wand. The plan was perfect but they didn't count for one thing, Moon.

Moon, as a heavily intelligent young woman in a kingdom full of r-tards, clung to the first guy who had any sense of class or intelligence, that being Toffee. Seeing the opportunity before him Toffee used this as a way to get closer to her and her parents and planned his coup d'état. However Toffee got a little to close, as he began to form feelings for the princess. The more time they spent together the more Moon began to understand the plight of monsters and the need for the system to fundamentally change, not only that but a strong feeling of love began to bloom in their hearts as well. Realizing the position he was truly in Toffee decided the best coarse of action was to take a more "diplomatic" path to reach the future he desired. So after killing his former allies and waiting for Moon's parents to die of natural causes he "cemented his position" by marring Moon and becoming king.

Lizard Star has all the likable traits of Star, little that there is, and replace the autismo rich white SJW who does more harm to their cause with a sympathetic minority who can actually respond to situations aside from giving up her crown or committing genocide.

### Sky

Originally created by /co/ in a vain attempt to not admit to be jacking it to Star, who is canonically 15, Sky is Star's 100% legal 18 year old Sister whose anon's qt GF. They're not pedos since sky is in fact legal and totally not just star with a wig. And before you ask no, no one actually gave a good reason why she didn't get the wand instead of Star who is canonically both dumber than sand and flatter than a stack of bricks. Guess If you want something done right...

Sky was once a great shaman who married into the Butterfly bloodline after marring a once great queen. After being killed off Sky decides to be reborn into her bloodline to become stronger. Her late actions were foreseen by Glossaryck and it was decided that Sky should be killed upon her rebirth. However, when Glossaryck was about to strike the infant he hesitated, and that was enough for Sky to summon the Spirit of Fire. Glossaryck tried to continue his attack but got badly burned in the process. Sky then told Glossaryck to "Prepare for shear autistic hell" to be given life in the near future. With those words she laughed and disappeared. After escaping the Moon family she was apparently raised by Hackapoo, a former lover and was trained in the shaman ways. On her 3rd birthday she returned to her home after reteaching herself the ways of the shaman, after forgetting her past life because "shaman king" and neverzone.

Back to the present she's mentally and physically 18 while spiritually 105,120,000 years old having trained in the never-zone both in her past and current life (This is not the first time she's reincarnated). She spends most of her time tending to her garden or doing black ops missions for the high magic council. She's an old soul (literally) but will be down going on teenage hi jinks. She also talks like an alien who's trying to pretend to be an 18 year old girl for unknown reasons.

### Kelly

Kelly, a character so forgettable that I actually forgot to give her a section when this page was first created, this isn't a joke check the pages history. There's not much to say about her, to say that she could be replaced with a potted plant and a wifiu dating sim is neither a joke nor an exaggeration of any extent. The only thing of use one can say she does is date Marco for a few episodes, but don't worry they brake up, off screen, Why? because the show loves going on pointless tangents.

Fun fact she was literally a mute in her first episode till the last 3 minutes, because fuck you. They never explain this and just played it off as normal. Is this one of her character traits, was she talking to her creepy stalker of an ex who lives in her hair, no one knows because she was a literally one off side character that the cast expanded on. Sometimes I like to pretend that she was trying to speak with her mind, maybe make her a psych cultist or whatever to jazz up her character. But who honestly cares, all 5 Kelly fans can't even get out of their mobility scooter let alone tell me why I'm wrong so like fuck it.

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## Marco the Cuck

MarCuck is a rare and surprisingly niche subject in the Star Vs fandom. For the most part Macro usually serves as a self insert in the fandom so this is fairly rare all things considered, but like many things in life some people must subvert the status quo and reject humanity to obtain beyond what mortals were ever supposed to have. These backwards timelines, or mirror universes, usually boil down to one of two things. First there are timelines where Marco is being cucked by a more dominate usually male character (there is some shemale and lesbian stuff on occasion). The most common character for this role is Tom (See Tom section for explanation of that shit) but it's not to uncommon for Marco to get cucked by Bull Frog or some Warnacorns or some shit. The second option is where Star is a sociopath who treats Marco like her little bitch who watches as she gets fucked in front of her and maybe if he's lucky gets to eat her out before someone gets to raw dog her.

For anyone wondering where you can find this kind of art I'd recommend Blargsnarf. Blarg is a man who has perfected his craft and does some top notch stuff being able to match a cartoon's style to an insane degree. He's done a lot of good Star Vs stuff which include alot of Marco cuck and Star cuck stuff if you look in the right places. Would recommend checking him out if your interested, also he does some great Adventure Time porn too.