Catlandia Purretzdential Elections

The first democatic elections were held in the Repurrblic of Catlandia in **December 2016**. Purretzel, of @purretzident\_purretzel, was elected Purretzident by the catizens of Catlandia on **December 28, 2016**. On **January 3rd, 2017**, Purretzel was inpawgurated as the first ever, Purretzident of Catlandia. The elections started on **December 14, 2016.**

There
 were 14 candidates. In the primaries candidates introduced their
slogan, their picture and answered some tough question such as:

How to get a human for every cat,

what to do about the red dot and

are dogs friends or foes.

Only four candidates with the most votes advanced to the semi-finals.

The
 Semi-finals had the form of a 24-hour voting marathon. The candidates
introduced their slogan, their poster and their platform. Franklin
introduced his original Rap Song in derp speak. When the voting ended
there was a tie for the second place between Herr Cashy Bear and
Franklin. There was a recount and Franklin won by two votes.

Purretzel
 and Franklin went on to the finals. There they presented their adjusted
 platforms, their poster and their slogan. It was a fierce 24-hour
voting marathon. Promotion was unending day and night work and in the
end Purretzel won.

High
 dare. Eye yam run inn on the Purrodox Platform. Eye B leave on nest tea
 & dip low Ma sea can & shud co X cyst. Eye yam hear, dare,
& every wear, cents Eye yam a thyme-warped spays catdet. Eye yam a
luv war E err. R ewe stressed oar derpressed? Joyn mee, Verp Nox, &
mi Cab Net inn Derp Spays two git a knew purrspective on Earth

. Us katz R
 hear two lead bi X Sam pull & show hour Hugh mens how two live bet
err, how two luv moor, & how two Derp On Regardless! "Derp It" Anne
them by 🐾💟 Mr Derpurrez

Derp It / Wen de go
 win git ruff / Eye say Derp It / Wen de werld act sew tuff / Jest
derpin Derp It / Till ewe strut tin yer stuff! / Derp It / Wen yer life
tern two dust / Eye say Derp It / Wen yer boom it go bust / Jest derpin
Derp It / Cos In Derp Whee Trust! / Derp It / Wen ewe run outta thyme /
Eye say Derp It / Wen ewe run out of rhymes / Jest derpin Derp It / Make
 up yer own lines!

Pawlitical Pawty: The Loafertarians

Slogan: No Pawdy Loafed Behind!

We
 Need a Pawlitical Revfurlution, as my buddy Purrnie Sandpurrs says! As a
 Loafertarian, I want to ensure the right to practice your loaf anyway
you deem fit, in any way pawsible, and to never be moved without
purrmission. These are issues fur everyday loafing cats!I am going to
make it my mission to make Catlandia a place fur all cats to be
accepted. As your Purretzident, I will use my account and make a weekly
promotion for rescues that feature special needs kittehs. Bring me your
hurt, your blind, and your poor. I will help!I will make sure that there
 is #nopawdyloafedbehind
 My purretzidential term will be used to make sure that we reach out to
any kittehs who may be struggling,  to help fundraise for good causes,
and to provide loaf and kisses to needy kittehs and their hoomans.In the
 first ten days of my purretzidency, I will sponsor and promote a
contest that will give a special needs kitteh much needed help, in the
form of food, wishlist items, or vet bills.It would be my pleasure to
serve the Catmmunity of Instagram in a way that makes life better for
even just one special kitteh because we are all special in our own way
and deserve loaves and loaves of love.Purretzel Fur Purretzident!!!