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## Geospor

* Default
* Xmas
* Halloween
* Easter
* Maid

### Factions

Azmarr, CBT, HBO, HOE, Nomad Snowman Gang, IRS, RPC

## Overview

Geospor, Geo or George, is a very joke-y persona that is a part of every group in the server although he doesn't engage in any political squabbles. His main house is on the top of a mountain close to spawn and his second "Azmarrian" home is found in Azmarr. He is a very sussy baka and is also the founder and guardian of this wiki, the esteemed "Wiki Master".

His alt account is Geospor6982, which he uses as his own personal servant to do errands or sell elytras to customers when he is not around.

## Lore

### Before the server began

It all started when the second SMP server came to an end on September 28th, 2022, two days before the third and current SMP server would be created, and once again Geospor had found himself in the world of the dead. Being the adverse person he is, he figured he'd make the most of his time there and search for a way out... or perhaps a better place. Unsurprisingly, he managed to find out the instagram account of God and was able to convince God in the DMs to take him to heaven. Once arrived into heaven, Geo made the unfortunate mistake of commenting on the beauty of this Aether dimension he was brought to by saying "oh dang God, this place is nice as **hell**". God, being furious with Geo's choice of words, said "I'll show you how 'nice' hell really is" and banished him to the Nether on the spot, making Geospor arguably the most Chad of all sinners.

It may be said that this banishment was in fact a blessing in disguise, because during his short time spent in the Nether, Geospor gained invaluable expertise on survival and material-gathering in the Nether that would eventually allow him to open up a shop related to Nether items in the future. However it wasn't until two days later that Satan knocked on Geo's door and told him he was being evicted, and that Satan's old pal spoingus called him up and told him to find and send all of the Legacy players back to the Overworld for the start of the new SMP server. Geo, being one to know the joys of evicting and increasing the rent of single mothers, understood Satan's position and happily agreed to start anew on the SMP.

## Projects

### Houses/Bases

* Geospor's House
* Geospor's Azmarrian Home

### Shops

* Geospor's Elytra Emporium (& More!)
* The Nifty Nether Outlet
* Among Us Central

### Structures and Megabuilds

* Beacon Fountain
* Amongi
* Corrupted Island
* Parkour Hub

## Pets

* *3 netherite ingots* the black cat
* *Oragne* the red cat
* *Googas* the tuxedo cat
* *Samar and Rose's Child* the white cat
* *Siamese nuts* the siamese cat
* *Rose* the tabby cat
* *N0tCat* the calico cat
* *Orgyspor* the jellie cat
* *Kink Shamer* the ragdoll cat
* *Swiffer "GeRald" Wetjet the 3rd* the british shorthair cat
* *THIS IS A CALL FOR HELP, I NEED SUPPORT PLS - Geo* the white cat

* *Hi devon what's up* the ocelot
* *Cheese cat* the ocelot
* *Cheese cat numero dos* the ocelot

* *The goodest of dogs* the light-blue collared dog
* *Borker* the red collared dog
* *Cody* the green collared dog
* *George Jr.* the blue collared dog
* *pLEASE WAKE UP. yOU'RE IN A DREAM* the red collared dog

* *Chris Prat Mario Movie* the red parrot
* *Shammy* the red parrot
* *McDoodles* the green parrot
* *Touc "my virginity" can* the white parrot

* *Juan* the brown horse
* *Epona i guess* the white horse

* *Mr. Boner* the skeleton horse

* *a literal ass* the donkey

* *reddit.com* the allay
* *Dinnerbone* the allay

* *Benjermin* the goat

* *Oreo bear* the black panda
* *Chocolate bear* the brown panda

## Quotes

* "amogus"
* "hey guys you're gonna hear a really loud sound in just a sec"
	+ *End portal gets activated and everyone on the server hears it*
	+ "i'm really sorry i farted really hard"

* your honor, i must admit. i did indeed minecraft twerk on gamethyme on that day
* I'm riding Juan right now
* Jesus just had the frost walker enchant
* mom wake up! they added gambling to minecraft
* I regret starting the BUSSY meta
* **Boat-chan** >> please help me step-bro I'm stuck
* fish got dat glawk glawk
* Laugh... it's funny
* I always finish fast, that's a geo guarantee
* I’m a slimey little boy
* devon is the dream to my gogy
* My little pogchamps
* I am gog
* Engineering Garage? More like ghouls factory!
* Does anyone wanna play some Cooking Mama: Cook Off (2017) on the Wii with me?
* I just got that swim rizz... I was really good at breast
* Oh yeah... it's scooping
* This is how I celebrate pride month, by being a femboy

## Trivia

* Geospor is the 89th member on this server, making him one of the most active legacy members on the server.
	+ On the first SMP server, his house was built on a Mooshroom Island.

* IRL friends with oishiinyaa.
* He has a 10 year old, long-haired chihuahua named Cody!

## Gallery

Geo's Default SkinChristmas SkinHalloween SkinEaster SkinMaid OutfitGeospor's House on DynmapGeo's join message