Party Gangsters

Party Gangsters, also known as Party Poopers, is the 33rd episode of Season 9.

Biography

a group of horror movie monsters try to ruin the fighters’ peaceful vacation, when they have to blow it up.

Characters

Reptile

Ermac

Sub Zero

Mileena

Kitana

Tanya

Li Mei

Dialogue

Kung Lao: as they all head through the next opstical, coming at the log... and, Jin, you may want to laugh, but, you’re going through the cheapest of laughs, my hero!

(Reptile Shouting)

Lao: And down goes Reptile!

Sub Zero: hahaha! What’s the matter, Zaterran? Not tough enough to finish the r- (Screaming)

Lao: Oh, my! It appears like Sub Zero has burst out his organs! Looks like he’ll be heading into the hospital with all the others.

(but, a few minutes later...)

Reptile: with all our opstical races failed, what shall we do now?

Li Mei: Hey! I’ve got a really good idea! Let’s go on vacation!

(Everyone chattering)

Li Mei: let’s see which one. Ah! There we go. Elm Park Vacation!

Reptile: uhh, Li Mei? Do you think you should go somewhere to ask someone if we can go?

Li Mei: Sure! I’ll go to a centre and ask someone! (Then, she winked at everyone)

(As a few minutes later...)

Li Mei: Errr... Mr? Where is Elm Park Holiday?

Male Voice: I would assume you, young Mrs Li Mei, I would.

Li Mei: (gasps) FREDDY KRUEGER?!

Freddy Krueger: I’d say Elm Park shouldn’t take too long, as I mentioned, it is a house far away from the woods...

Li Mei: okay, Freddy. I get it. Elm Park is our vacation. So where is it, Mr. Krueger?!

Freddy: Well, Li Mei, I should respect you, it’s far as nature, but, I say it wouldn’t take too long, as I expected, you should take a journey with your friends.

Li Mei: alright, Freddy. I’ve gotta go.

(and Li Mei leaves the Centre)

(and everyone arrives at Elm Park, and sees the house)

Li Mei: Right, guys. I would expect you, as I was talking to Freddy, he said it wasn’t that far.

Sub Zero: Wait. Freddy? As in, the original Freddy Krueger?

Li Mei: Yeah. He said wasn’t far, so we got there just in time.

Tanya: Well, as I mentioned, I have this book that I read from my past; named History of Mortal Kombat characters. As in-

(But, there was a rattle and a shake and a crack of the house. As in another house, there is horror movie monsters next door partying)

Sub Zero: Movie Monsters?! Aw, great! How are we supposed to relax with all that ruckus?! I can barely hear those guys!

Tanya: I can’t even hear the voices in my brain! And those are the ones that told me not to do this! (Grunting)

Reptile: Ok! Let’s just go over there and talk to them!

(They knocked on the door and the first monster to open the door is Kothoga)

Kothoga: What’s up, Dudes?

Reptile: We’re from next door! We need to talk about the music!

Kothoga: Oh. You want us to turn up the music? Okay! Crack it up, Ghostface!

(Ghostface turns it up on extremely loud)

Reptile: No! I meant-

(All shouting)

Tanya: Well, that couldn’t have got any worse.

Sub Zero: alright, guys. Round up. We are NOT letting those Horror Movie Monsters ruin our peaceful vacation!

Mileena: Why not? This place is a bust anyway. We could just slide on back to Outworld.

Sub Zero: Nuh uh! It’s the principle about this! If anyone’s gonna ruin our vacation, it’s gonna be one of us! Probably Kitana, but, I wouldn’t bet against Tanya.

Kitana: Yeah!

Tanya: Thank you!

Li Mei: Don’t worry, everyone. I’ve got a sure fireproof idea that fixes any problem; tattling!

(She dials a number and calls their moms)

(in the mean time, Li Mei is giggling)

Li Mei: here come their moms! Those beasts are so busted!

(One of their mothers knock on the door, banging)

Kothoga: Mom?!

(they were staring at Kothoga)

Kothoga: Hey, guys! Our moms are here!

(Monsters and their moms cheering)

Ghostface: Dude! My mom rocks!

Ermac: Aw, man! Their moms are just joining in with them!

Ghostface: Yeah, man!

(SPLASH! Goes a water balloon)

Sub Zero: Alright. Forget tattling. It’s time to take matters into our own blood.

Kitana: With that, should we get a hose and put in some blood?

Sub Zero: maybe, Kitana, we could use bubble soap so we could annoy the beasts instead of, y’know, bloodily killing them?

Li Mei: Well, that didn’t look so good for Kitana, but okey dokey.

Reptile: Well, I like it! It’s the perfect opportunity for us to use the power of disguise.

Sub Zero: actually, that sounds okay to me.

Reptile: yeah! Don’t mind us scoda! Here’s your running chimney service for your yearly scrub!

(Ghostface laughing)

Reptile: The disguises are totally working!

(Tanya shakes it, and...)

Kitana: Bubble Time!

(SPLASH! Goes the soap)

Ghostface: No way! Foam party!

Sub Zero, Ermac and Reptile: awww!

Kothoga: thanks, chimney dudes. This party was a bust but you brought it back to life! Hashtag: Time to rally! Woohoo!

Tanya: Alright. I’ve got a full proof plan that’ll prove we’re smarter than those dattering old fools: This STINK BOMB oughta “REEK” some havoc. (Laughing) “REEK”? Yeah? Yeah... alright. Forget you guys.

(Tanya aims it in the cannon, jumps out, and the cannon turns backwards, Tanya screams, and the stink bomb blew up the house! Everyone coughs.)