Globehell Warning Podcast Watches Bo Burngham Standup

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## Episode Summary

Josiah and Drew love comedy and laughing so they watched Bo Burngham Standup Comedy on Netflix, now listen to us watch it.

## Notable Events

* Bo Burwarning
* Bo Burning
* Josiah and Drew watched *Bo Burnham: Inside* while singing and talking over it.
* Drew discussed making his own love story but instead of a Zoom movie, it would be a Zune movie.
* Globe Hell Compound, which is the ranch where Josiah and Drew will eventually live together.
* Drew revealed that he got an iPhone.
* Drew read part of a synopsis of *Peter Rabbit 2: The Runaway* over the top of the special. Then he continued to read more sections of the synopsis over the recordings of him reading the earlier sections of the synopsis over the top of the special.
* Josiah and Drew discussed how Peter Rabbit is a meta comedian like Bo Burnham.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Toilet flush ASMR" about ASMR of a toilet flushing over the top of the special.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Moist Meter | Bo Burnham: Inside" about how moist *Bo Burnham: Inside* is over the top of the special.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Bo Burnham Inside Malayalam Comedy Special Review | Bo Burnham | Netflix| Movie Tracker" over the top of the special but they didn't understand what he was saying.
* Josiah and Drew watched another video review of *Bo Burnham: Inside* over the top of the special.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Instrument: Oboe" about Bo Burnham's comedy special, *Oboe*, over the top of the special.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Godfather Theme - Harp Guitar - Ebow - Jamie Dupuis" about an arrangement of the Godfather theme, inspired by Masa Sumide's version over the top of the special.
* Josiah revealed he is 25 years old. His birthday is August 21, 1995, which is 5 years to the day after Bo Burnham's birthday.
	+ Note: This makes him 1 or 2 years younger than Drew, who revealed he was 16 in 2010 in Episode 33: Back to Basics.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Pirates Of The Caribbean (He's a Pirate) - 18 String Harp Guitar - Jamie Dupuis" over the top of the special.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Beauty and the Beast Oboe & Harp cover" about an oboe and harp cover version of the song *Beauty and the Beast* over the top of the special.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video about Jack Sparrow over the top of the special.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "How to write a 5 minute stand up comedy set." about the basics of stand up comedy writing with the seven tips over the top of the special.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "FREE GUY Trailer German Deutsch (2021)" about the German Deutsch trailer for the film *Free Guy* over the top of the special.
* Josiah and Drew resumed watching "How to write a 5 minute stand up comedy set." over the top of the special.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Stand-up Comedy Advice: Rookie Mistakes" about some mistakes to AVOID your first time performing stand-up comedy over the top of the special.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Rob Durham Demo Set 2019" about Rob Durham performing a set at the St. Louis Funnybone in November of 2019 over the top of the special.
* Josiah and Drew discussed Jeff Bezos going to space over the top of the special.
* Josiah and Drew discussed apps over the top of the special.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "FREE Acting Lessons: ACTING COMEDY" about how to make your audience laugh with Brad's tips on comedic acting over the top of the special.
* Josiah and Drew discussed the possibility of Bo Burnham replacing Josiah on Globe Hell Warning.

## Notable Quotes

### Josiah

* "People always say that the - George C., the sexy grey-haired fox, everyone wishes that he'd eat their uh pussy out of them, and they - you think they're saying George Clooney, but they mean George Carlin they would like to have do that to them."
* "What's Bo short for? Boner? Is that this guy's name? Bob? Boba? Bobe. Bo Burwarning. Bo Bur- Bo Burning. Bobe Hell Bo- Bobe Hell Bor- Bobe Hell B-"
* "I already tried watching a little bit of this by myself and it was very difficult to get through, so that's why I thought we'd do this together, you and I. I know how much you're into comedy, in particular kind of internet-based comedy."
* "He made a movie called *Eighth Grade* that was actually really good but I hate it now cause of this."
* "Yeah, he's kind of like the OK Go of comedy, I think."
* "Ooh, whimsical music, that's a little throwback to uh -"
* "I mean, he should probably jack off in this a little bit, I think."
* "People's favorite thing is to listen back to songs about everything that's happening right now."
* "His voice just makes me wanna fuckin destroy myself."
* "I really regret forcing us to do this already."
* "Whoa. This is like the Beyoncé uh *Lemonade* movie."
* "This is like the leftist Ed the Sock."
* "I love when white people do white people jokes about themselves too."
* "I do find myself really staring at the walls. I mean, I literally feel like I'm watching paint dry to try to avoid this."
* "You know, people have said that if you say 'white woman', then you can be as misogynistic as you want, because as long as you say that it's a white woman you're talking about, you can get away with it. Kind of a good trick. Life hack."
* "[In response to Drew's question about whether Bo Burnham has always done musical comedy] I think so, but he did have a special a few years ago that I actually really liked, that was just like actually stand-up that I thought was good. But uh then I think he's - people who do musical comedy can never stop doing musical comedy, they're just addicted to it. It's like a drug."
* "Wow. That gave me a chill."
* "I don't wanna admit it but since we're getting in the nitty-gritty together, I'll admit to you that I do like The Lonely Island. I think they have some really funny songs. They're funny sometimes."
* "I just think we should watch this every week, to be honest, until we understand it. What if we kept watching this special every week until we sincerely laughed at one thing? Well maybe we should try to just sincerely in good faith laugh at one thing in this."
* "Is this song about Jeffrey Bezos? Oh, you know who's triggered: Alex Press."
* "Imagine if he played PiSk *Horny* at that part."
* "[On the topic of Peter Rabbit being a bit of a meta comedian] But he's not stand-up, he's a uh 'hop-up' comedian."
* "I'm nervous about turning 30, too, during COVID. It's g- like, it's still a little bit of time, but if the pandemic goes on, you never know. It could happen. Turning 30 and I haven't quite made it to the same as Bo Burnham?"
* "It'd be cool if maybe they added Bo Burnham to a ride at Disneyland. That'd be cool."
* "My stupid friends are having stupid children."
* "Jack Sparrow is so much more profound *and* he's funnier!"
* "[In response to Drew saying 'hell world'] Globe Hell."
* "[In response to Drew asking what are the names of the hookup apps] Bluetooth, get it? It's a 'hookup' app! You thought I was gonna talk about a fucking o- uh one to do the fucking."
* "[On the topic of your character needing to tug at the audience's heart] You need to tug them off."
* "If there's one thing I've taken from both of these videos, it's that you need to get a green screen immediately."
* "What if Bo Burnham replaced me on Globe Hell?"
* "I just remembered how I've been inside so much lately. But I didn't realize I just haven't been invited anywhere. For about 35 years."
* "I think it was a good idea. I think it was quite good. I think it was a good episode of Globe Hell, it was a terrible night and I feel very upset, uhh but I think I had a great time here with my friend Drew, and I'm sad that you're still being such a pessimist."
* "[In response to Drew saying he had a great time talking to him] Well I don't think you did. You're just saying that. Piece of shit."
* "I liked when you read Peter Rabbit to me and I liked when we watched Johnny Depp."
* "All right, well thank you, Bo Burnham, for that and thank you to uh COVID-19."

### Drew

* "[On the topic of Bo Burnham] Is he bae?"
* "I love meme songs."
* "Fuck off. Don't burp. Try to sound professional."
* "I watched a movie yesterday, and now watching this, again I have the same feeling: it would just be so easy - so easy to make a movie. Like to write and make a movie."
* "[In response to Josiah's question about what movie he watched yesterday] I watched Zack Snyder's *Army of the Dead*."
* "This year has not been super traumatic for me."
* "I mean, listen to this. This is just garbage."
* "Well no, I like - I like the look of it, you know? It's uh - the spotlight and stuff. But uh - don't like - I mean, it's not good. It's not funny."
* "I mean, this would - this would be - I mean, just think how - how awful it must feel just to have a camera in your room and doing a bit for nobody."
* "Also I don't understand being, you know, super rich and not living on a big ranch or something. We should be - yeah, absolutely - we should be on his ranch right now, and he should - he should be - instead of doing bad sad comedy, he should be riding around on a horse and just, I don't know."
* "Hey, how come avocados always uh come with the same toy in the middle? A small wooden ball."
* "This is the kind of special you make when you just have no jokes."
* "I don't like musical comedy. I don't like when anybody does it."
* "A wedding of Thomas and Bea takes place with all their friends, human and animal, in attendance. Peter Rabbit accepts this new part of his life. After the honeymoon, Thomas helps Bea on her children's storybooks, based on Peter and his friends. Peter is a bit dismayed to know that the books have portrayed him as naughty. Bea then gets a letter in the mail from a publisher who wants to distribute the books. Thomas and Bea take Peter, Benjamin, Flopsy, Mopsy, and Cottontail to meet the new publisher, Nigel Basil-Jones. Nigel presents his marketing plan toward the rabbits, which paints Peter as a bad seed. They even see a billboard for a potential Peter Rabbit movie, which makes him look outright villainous. A dismayed Peter walks away from the group and goes into town, where he meets an older rabbit named Barnabus. Barnabus recognizes Peter as the son of his old friend but they are unfortunately caught by animal catchers and taken to a pet pound. Bea starts to sign over the rights to her books to Nigel in agreement that the books would not be turned into some cash grab property."
* "[In response to Josiah's question about whether he likes *Bo Burnham: Inside*] No. No. No, I don't."
* "He's a lyrical genius."
* "My stupid friends are having stupid children."
* "I just don't know who - like why would you enjoy this?"
* "That'd be funny if they did - if Michael Scott was in this."
* "That's one of the great things about *Seinfeld* is you wanted to get tugged off by Jerry."
* "Was Jerry Seinfeld ever one of like - one of People's sexiest men alive? Like not even a top but - uh like a top 10, but did he make the list at any point?"
* "Jerry Seinfeld voted sexiest comedian alive two years in a row."
* "[In response to Josiah saying there is one more Bo Burnham song left] We don't have to listen to it."
* "Yeah, this is worse than Sarah Cooper."
* "[In response to Josiah saying Bo Burnham is just pretending to be sad] Well, you know what, Josiah? That's just not for you to say. Piece of shit."
* "[Giving his final thoughts on the special] Well, uh I told you that was gonna be a - it was a bad idea, and once again it's - I think it was really bad."

## Trivia

* At 1:30:56, this was the longest episode of the show as of its release.