MMC-OB6 Camera/Operating Manual

The following is a transcript of the ONEIROS **MMC-OB6 Operating Manual**, (abbr. **MMC-OB6-OM**), recovered from a booklet left by the camera within it's respective dimension. Not all typefaces and images have been included.

## Front

**ONERIOS**

Operating Manual

*Mental Camera*

Model No. **MMC-OB6**

Before using this device please read the instruction manual thoroughly. Failure to do so will nullify, void, annihilate, exterminate, remove-inate, and other other -nates you can think of the warranty of this product. You have been warned.

## Introduction

**~~Dearest consumer,~~**
~~We would like to~~ Okay, let's cut out the "dearest consumer" nonsense. In all honesty I don't care who you are, but, if you got this device it means you are in possession of one of the Most Precious Pieces Of Technology™ *ever conceived of* by a human being. Please keep this booklet around for safekeeping and perhaps to use as a booklet to read if you're having trouble falling asleep. **JUST KEEP IT SAFE!**

Phew. With that out of the way, what is this nifty contraption you've been blessed with? Well, over here at Oneiros Incorporated we believe in making dreams a reality. This device can take pictures of people's thoughts and your own as well. Use it to better the world and become the best possible version of yourself, guiding your imagination to a place of altruism and enlightened, selfless, thinking. Or better yet, use it to voyeuristically peer into the craniums of unsuspecting folks.\*

\*Please note Onerios, Inc. and all subsidiary corporations are not responsible for damages incurred or received as a result of using the MMC-OB6 for malicious means.

## Information For Consumer Safety

**WARNING:
I WROTE THIS IN ALL CAPS SO YOU WOULD PAY ATTENTION TO IT. DON'T OPEN THIS CAMERA FOR ANY MEANS, AS IT MAY RESULT IN AN IMMEDIATE AND IRRECOVERABLE COUNTDOWN WHICH WILL RESULT IN A 1.2 MEGATON EXPLOSION. IF YOU SOMEHOW MANAGE TO DEACTIVATE THE COUNTDOWN AND BRING THE PIECES TO A PAWNSHOP ANOTHER COUNTDOWN WILL BE ACTIVATED SENDING MISSILES TO THOROUGHLY REMOVE ALL TRACES OF "USER-SERVICEABLE" PARTS FOR A 2 MILE RADIUS. LET THE REAL PROS HANDLE REPAIRS.**

**FCC Note: (U.S. only):**

Look, it's just a camera. I'd go on about how it complies with FCC rules and all, but the chance of crashing a plane by using this thing is so astronomically low that you have a better chance of winning the lottery while getting struck by lightning and attacked by a shark **at the exact same time** than by "interfering with any other technology" with this device.

* **Camera Care**
	+ **Do not attempt to juggle bowls of soup around the camera.** Be mindful this camera is suspectible to being damaged by water or other fine substances such as soot, sand, and dust.
	+ **Do not attempt feeding this camera to your goldfish.** It is not waterproof and has been coated with a special fish-repellent that deters aquatic life from finding it palatable.
	+ **Strong shaking or jolts may upset the mechanism of the camera.** Whatever you do, don't let this camera in the hands of little kids. This camera *is* ensured against car wrecks of up to 10Gs deceleration but have been found to break after a few seconds of toddler-handling.
	+ **If water DOES soak the camera please put it in a bag of rice. Attempting to lick off the water will only smear saliva over the lens and elicit disgusted looks from nearby people. Trust me I know.**
* **About the LCD monitor**
	+ **You know that cool thing you do where you press a screen to see the rainbow colors? Feel free to do that all you want here.** The MMC-OB6 has been specially designed to withstand finger pressing and users are encouraged to create the cool looking squiggly patterns.
	+ **If the images on the screen appear double the camera may need a new pair of batteries.** If a fresh restart or battery replacement do not properly fix the double images then please stop drinking.

**ℂ𝕆ℝℝ𝕀𝔻𝕆ℝ𝕀𝔸**

**Artifacts** 4-Kallisti • MMC-OB6 camera (**Operating Manual**) • Oneir.OS • Starspeak

**TAOCEAR** *Overseers* Henry G. Gordon (1990 - 1993) • Mary Cindworth (1993 - 2020) • Marvin Levin (2020)
*Charting* Expeditions • List of Dimensions • Map

**Miscellaneous** *Corridoria Unlocked*

```
             █                The Final Realm
             ^
             ^  •
          █  █  █             The 300 Mile Outpost
         █████████
          █  █  █             Cloverworld
             ^  •
             ^

```

```
              █
             ███•              Aqueous
              █
           █  █  █
          █████████
           █  █  █
              █
             ███
              █
     █        █        █
   •███      ███      ███      The Meadows
  •  █        █        █
  █  █  █  █  █  █  █  █  █    The Bilbous Plane
•███████████████████████████   The Garden
  █  █  █  █  █  █  █  █  █    The Needleworks, A 1920s Museum
  •  █        █        █  •
    ███     •███•     ███      Stickerworld, The Tower
     █        █        █       The Omega Beach, YggdraCole
     •        █        •
            •███•              The Glassworks, Picasso's Nightmare
           •  █  •
           █  █  █             Oneiros INC., Penultimate Forest
         •█████████•           The Hill's Pockets, Streamerworld
           █  █  █             A Verde Planet, The Woodworks
           •  █  •
            •███•              Koiworld, Mirrorworld
              █                Entrance

```

```
   █ = Aquatic            • = Safe
   █ = Celestial          • = Quasi-Safe
   █ = Structural         • = Dangerous
   █ = Surreal            • = *Unknown*
   █ = Terrestial
   █ = *Unknown*

```