The Nomcat-Natalie Xavier

"The 11th Birthday of a Blue Boy"

**The Nomcat–Natalie Xavier** is the 12th episode of the second season of *The Nomcat and Xavier Show*.

## Characters

* Stimpson J. Nomcat (Jacob Hopkins)
* Natalie Hauskatze (Jenna Warren)
* Xavier E. Nomson (Xavier Salgado)
* Melody Carter (Ashley Tisdale)
* Om Nom (Barrett Leddy)
* Om Nelle (Melissa Benoist)
* Nibble Nom (Luke Marinquez)
* Toss (Jessie Flower)
* Dobermann (TBA)
* Mayor Beaver (Bruce Campbell)

## Plot

When Om Nom and Nibble Nom see Natalie and Xavier out on a date, they try to help but realise Natalie is cheating on Nomcat.

## Story

Om Nom invites his friends for a party at the lake. While Xavier is fishing, he catches a fish that hits Natalie in the face. Just as Xavier is about to pick the fish up, Nomcat approaches and mentions the snacks Om Nom has supplied, serenely saying hello to Xavier before walking away. During a game of charades, Om Nom falls off the dock and nearly drowns while juggling balls. His life is saved by his waiters, who rescue him in a fishing net, pull him back up the dock, and perform CPR. Because no one in the gang knew what to do in an emergency, Om Nelle insists that they take CPR classes.

While Om Nom and Nibble Nom go for a walk, they hear a noise coming from somewhere. They rush there to find Natalie sitting on a bench with someone. Embarrassed, they walk away without seeing the partner's face, though it was revealed to be Xavier immediately afterwards.

They decide that the last thing in Nomville they should do is tell someone about what is going on. So after doing everything in Nomville in one day, they tell Om Nelle, Toss, Melody, and Xavier that Natalie is cheating on Nomcat. Om Nom volunteers to tell Nomcat. Meeting Nomcat at the ice cream shop with Nibble Nom, Om Nom tells Nomcat what happened in an overly-detailed fashion.

When Nomcat calmly questions Natalie over what has happened, she angrily responds that she needs a real boy. Nomcat responds in his usual mild-mannered way, even apologising, and Natalie kicks him out of the house. The Nom family invites him to stay at their house. Om Nelle claims Nomcat doesn’t seem affected by the fact that his girlfriend has kicked him out of his own house and cheated on him at all. Om Nom suggests that Nomcat needs something and decides to ask Xavier for advice. They instantly recognise the lightning bolt on his antenna and realise that Xavier was Natalie's partner. Despite Xavier's pleas, Om Nom and Nibble Nom immediately tell Nomcat but are surprised when he shows almost no reaction.

Om Nelle tells Nomcat that Natalie wants him to express his feelings, that girls sometimes want boys to be strong and stand up for them. Later, Om Nom tries to get Nomcat to feel some joy by taking him out to see Dobermann: The Movie, but it impresses Om Nom more than Nomcat. The next day, Om Nom shows Nomcat a picture he took of Xavier and Natalie on the bench. This method finally yields results as Nomcat becomes enraged and vows to kill Xavier.

Om Nom realises that he has gone too far and tries to protect Xavier by hiding him at Mayor Beaver's mansion. Beaver's lunacy soon proves too much for even Xavier, who returns home and calls Nomcat to apologise. Nomcat appears and chases Xavier around the house with a baseball bat. When he finally has Xavier at his mercy cowering on the lawn, Nomcat realises that he can't hurt someone else, regardless of how badly they have hurt him. Om Nom walks towards Nomcat with Natalie, but instead of reconciling, both Nomcat and Natalie angrily agree to break up.

Nomcat and Xavier apologise to each other and, at Xavier's insistence, take out their aggressions on each other in a boxing ring.

## Songs

* Memories
* TBA
* The Pilot on the Plane

## Memorable Quotes

* **Xavier:** All right! I caught a fish! (Xavier swings the fishing rod out of the water. The fish hits Natalie in the face)
* **Natalie:** Ow!
* **Xavier:** Oh, sorry about that, Natalie. Hey, can I have my fish back?
* **Natalie:** Sure, Xavier.
* (Nomcat walks up to Xavier and Natalie)
* **Nomcat:** Natalie, there's some garden salad you're so fond of. Hey, Xavier.
* (Nomcat walks away. Xavier picks up the fish)
* **Xavier:** Well... we should do this again some time.
* **Natalie:** You name the time and the place, blue boy. Hmmhmmhmm.

* **Om Nom:** Well, that went better than I expected.
* **Nibble Nom:** Yeah. I didn't think we'd actually have our own CPR cards, but we do now.
* **Om Nom:** Yeah. Now that I have a CPR card, I am officially the greatest lifesaver in all of Nomville.
* (Suddenly, a scream is heard)
* **Nibble Nom:** Hey, do you hear that?
* **Om Nom:** What?
* **Nibble Nom:** It sounds like someone's in trouble.
* **Om Nom:** Really? I'll go check. Come on, son! (Om Nom and Nibble Nom run to see what it is) Om Nom, the greatest lifesaver in all of Nom-- What the heck?
* (Om Nom and Nibble Nom see something)
* **Nibble Nom:** Let's get out of here.
* (Om Nom and Nibble Nom walk away)
* **Om Nom:** Well, that was embarrassing. Walking out on Nomcat and Natalie dating each other.
* **Nibble Nom:** Uh, Dad, that wasn't...
* **Om Nom:** You know, for a red half-nommie half-cat, Nomcat looks good all dressed in blue.
* **Nibble Nom:** That wasn't Nomcat. That was some blue guy.
* (It cuts to Xavier and Natalie on the bench)
* **Xavier:** What was that?
* **Natalie:** I don't know.
* **Xavier:** Well, I thought I heard something.
* **Natalie:** Ah, that's alright.

* **Om Nom:** All right. We've done everything in Nomville. (Screen pans to Om Nelle, Xavier, Toss and Melody on the sofa) Well, I guess the only thing left to do is tell you that Natalie Hauskatze is cheating on Nomcat.
* **Om Nelle:** (gasps)
* **Toss:** Good heavens!
* **Melody:** (indistinct)
* **Xavier:** Oh my goodness!
* **Xavier Voiceover:** Oh, dear. What do I do? If they know it's me, I'm gonna be in dead meat.
* **Xavier:** Uh, do you have any idea who it was, Om Nom?
* **Om Nom:** No, we didn't see his face.
* **Nibble Nom:** All we know is that it's a blue guy with something on the top of his head.
* **Om Nom:** Well, I'd better tell Nomcat.

* **Nomcat:** Natalie, is it true what they're saying? Were you really having romantic feelings for another guy?
* **Natalie:** I'm a girl, Nomcat! I need some joy in my life! I need a *real* boy, and Natalie knows that ain't you!
* **Nomcat:** Well, I admit after a while at the ice cream shop with some friends, I don't always come home with the best uh... You know, mindset. And I just want to apologise for that.
* **Natalie:** Apologise? I stray *you* and you apologise to *me*? Stimpson Nomcat, you are a disgrace!
* **Nomcat:** I disagree, but I respect your opinion.
* **Natalie:** (pushes Nomcat towards the door) Goodbye, Nomcat!
* **Nomcat:** I love you. (Natalie shuts the door on Nomcat and locks it)

* **Om Nom:** Okay, Nomcat. This might make you mad, but I have something to show you.
* **Nomcat:** Really? What is it?
* **Om Nom:** (takes out his phone) Well, I did get a picture of this the other day. (shows Nomcat a picture) Xavier really was out on a date with your girlfriend.
* (Nomcat looks at the picture then begins to anger up)
* **Nomcat:** (furious) RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! XAVIER NOMSON, YOU'RE DEAD!!!

* (Nomcat begins to storm towards the door)
* **Om Nom:** All right. Calm down, Nomcat.
* **Nomcat:** I'M GONNA KILL XAVIER!! (panting)
* **Om Nom:** Oh my goodness. You're overreacting! Nibble Nom, I need a plastic bag. (Nibble Nom hands Om Nom a plastic bag) Okay, Nomcat, breathe into this bag. It will calm you down.
* (Om Nom places the bag over Nomcat's head)
* **Om Nelle:** Om Nom, I'm not sure if that's... (Nomcat begins grasping for air)
* **Om Nom:** Not now, Om Nelle. Okay, N-N-N-Nomcat, Nomcat, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax. There you go. There you go. Okay. (shushes as Nomcat lies on the floor unconscious) It's alright. It's alright. Everything's gonna be alright.
* **Om Nelle:** Om Nom, you'd better do your CPR.
* **Om Nom:** I don't have time, Om Nelle. I gotta go warn Xavier while I have the chance.

* **Om Nom:** (walks to Nomcat with Natalie) Nomcat, I think this beautiful girl wants to talk to you.
* **Natalie:** You told me this was Om Nelle's intervention!
* **Om Nom:** Nice. (to Nomcat) Nomcat?
* **Nomcat:** Natalie, what you did was unforgivable. This relationship is over.
* **Natalie:** Well, that's just fine, Nomcat. Because I'm through being your girlfriend.
* **Nomcat:** Well, I may not be perfect, but I need someone better than you.
* **Om Nom:** Look at that. Just like a classic fairy tale.
* **Om Nelle:** But Om Nom, their relationship is ending.
* **Om Nom:** Well, look on the bright side, Om Nelle. This could be a good day for a nice start, for both Nomcat and Natalie.

## Trivia

* This episode marks the final appearance of Natalie until the Season Three episode "Jealousy Beware".
* Some of the events in this episode are similar to "Xavier and Om Nelle".
* It appears in this episode that no one knows how to resuscitate Om Nom via CPR, though Xavier has done CPR before in "The Day I Saved Om Nelle's Life".

## Transcript

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