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Alien Police Officer Allen

**Alien Police Officer Allen** is an alien who is also a police officer.

## Personal Life

Alien Police Officer Allen is an alien on his own planet, because he never learned his planet's ways. Also, no one on his planet knew what species he was when he was born. He's actually from the next planet over, a planet called... EARTH! That's a twist, huh?

Allen is the only Earthling on Mars. Everyone always asks him, "Why don't you have seven arms? Why do you only have two arms?" And Allen has to say, "I don't know! That's the amount I have, don't make fun of me!"

Also, he's a police officer.
British Pirate Guy

**British Pirate Guy** is a pirate who goes outside every day, smells the air and says "Today is gonna be a good day." He's a very positive guy.

## Personal Life

The left side of British Pirate Guy's mouth is broken, and he can't use it. He removed all the teeth on the left side of his mouth, and put them all on the right side of his mouth to create a shark-like double set of teeth.

## Dietary Habits

British Pirate Guylikes to eat cheese off the starboard bow.

## Appearances

* 10/14/18 [watch clip]
* 03/04/19 [watch clip]
Quasit

**Quasits** are demons with many noted similarities to imps, so much so that quasits are thought to be imps' chaotic counterparts.

## **Appearance**

Quasits stand somewhere between one to two feet tall and weigh around eight pounds. Their tiny humanoid forms have green skin covered in warts and pustules. Their tails are covered in barbs, while their horns are spiky. Both their hands and feet are slender, with long, claw-tipped digits. Some quasits have a pair of bat-like wings that mark their visual similarity to imps.

## **Abilities**

**Senses:** Darkvision
**Traits:**

* **Shapechanger:** Can polymorph into a beast form resembling a bat, a centipede, or a toad.
* **Magic Resistance:** Resistant to all magical effects.

**Attacks:**

* **Claws:** A claw attack that deals piercing damage and additional poison damage, with a possibility of poising its victim.
* **Scare:** Frightens its victim.
* **Invisibility:** Can become invisible.

## **Known Quasits**

Skaus's familiar Patrick / Patka is a quasit, first summoned in "Bargaining with Banshees" (1x09).

On Skyreach Castle, Skaus cast *summon greater demons* to conjure another quasit named Gel'gog in "To Mirabar" (2x21).
Kingdom Hearts Series

**Kingdom Hearts** is a series of horror games about Final Fantasy characters who get trapped in Disneyland after hours and find out that all the animatronics come to life after dark.

**Watch This Playthrough: Kingdom Hearts Series Episodes**

## Games in Series

These are the games Nick has played on stream so far:

* Kingdom Hearts

* Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories

* Kingdom Hearts II
* Kingdom Hearts Re:coded
* Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days
* Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep
* Kingdom Hearts 3D: Dream Drop Distance
* Kingdom Hearts Union χ
* Kingdom Hearts Union χ Back Cover
* Kingdom Hearts 0.2 Birth By Sleep
* Kingdom Hearts III
Demon of Coffee

## The Demon of Coffee

**The Demon of Coffee** is a demon born from a lake full of steaming hot coffee. When he was born, he was burned by the cold winter air as soon as he emerged from his lake.

## Personal Life

The Demon of Coffee needs to be as hot as a cup of coffee at all times. This is to say, extremely hot at first but eventually getting colder so you'd never drink him. And if you microwave him, he gets a weird film over the top of his body which needs to be scraped off. He has some dermatological issues, okay? But he's still looking as good as he did the day he came out of the lake.

## Dietary Habits

Every day The Demon of Coffee eats beans- coffee beans!
Attercop Adelaeus

**Attercop Adelaeus** is a spider, but nobody knows that in real life because he disguises it so well.

## Personal Life

Attercop Adelaeus squishes four of his legs up against his body and under his clothes, and he uses his other four legs as human legs and arms. He puts mittens on the ends of his pincers so people don't know that they aren't hands. Nobody in New York City seems to be able to tell the difference. They've all seen weirder stuff there than a spider walking around in a trenchcoat.
Brooklyn Johnny Jones

### Aliases

Brooklyn Jones- wait, NOT Brooklyn Jones. He's a totally different guy, he swears!

## Physical description

### Species

New Yorker

**Brooklyn Johnny Jones** likes to eat pigeons but not hamburgers because pigeons are a renewable resource. He works at "The Subway," though it's not clear whether he works at an underground train platform or a sandwich shop. Not to be confused with Brooklyn Jones or Brooklyn Nick.

## Collecting Habits

He owns 17 pictures of Spider-Man and is 17 years old. (Or at least he says he is because 17 is the only number he knows.) He has also collected 17 pictures of Gravelord Nito, which he kisses 17 times every single night.

## Personal Life

He has 17 soldiers in his army of New York soldiers, called The New Yorker Army. They go to Yankees game and cheer for their favorite team, The Dodgers. Each of his army members is 100 years old, and says to The Dodgers, "Why'd you move, buddies? We still haven't gotten over that!"

## Accidental Film Career

This character accidentally appeared as a running gag comic relief character in NickBot Jones and the Kingdom of the Magic Meatballs. He was not intended to be in the film, but the producer found his random appearances too funny to remove from the final cut.

## Appearances

* 10/14/18 [watch clip]
* 11/10/18 [watch clip]
Dreamy Droppy Jordan

**Dreamy Droppy Jordan** is a man who coughs and sleeps all day.

## Personal Life

Dreamy Droppy Jordan eats cough drops with sleeping powder on them. They get rid of his 24/7 coughing fits, but immediately put him to sleep. He's constantly between states of coughing up a storm, or in a deep sleep. Once, a fortune telling machine offered to tell him how to get rid of his cough for good, but it got unplugged right when it was about to give him the answer, so he still doesn't know.
Dr Stinkyrun Jones

**Dr. Stinkyrun Jones** is a man who hobbles his way to every elevator. He always wants to prevent Isaac Clarke from getting in. He's only met Isaac the one time, but he says "always" because he did this 1 out of the 1 times they met.

## Dietary Habits

Dr. Stinkyrun Jones likes to stack 80 pieces of meat and bread onto a giant sandwich taller than an entire human being, and then unhinge his jaw to eat it in one big bite. Then he looks like a big sandwich with a man wrapped around it.

Dr. Stinkyrun Jones recently ate a sandwich so big that he can't swallow it. He has to let his spittle dissolve it before he can swallow it. This one might be his match!

## Appearances

* 10/16/18 [watch clip]
* 03/17/19 [watch clip]
Cowboy Guy

**Cowboy Guy** is a man who came out west to become a cowboy, but couldn't make it as a cowboy.

## Origins

He used to be a stock broker in New York City, but never learned to shoot and never learned to ride a horse. He doesn't want anyone to tell his parents about this.

## Party City

He bought his costume at Ye Olde Party City, the best costume store in the Old West. The year is 1890, but he thinks Party City might be a long-running business. He is interested in attempting to become the CEO of Party City

## Personal Life

He's gotten into being a professional poker player, hustling people in Old West saloons for their money, and tries not to get shot for cheating. He cheats a LOT, taking advantage of how uneducated the people in the Old West are, typically revealing a poker hand of seven aces. It's a marvel no one has noticed, as there aren't even seven cards in a poker hand.

Every day he puts on three shes: one on his left, one on his right, then he shoots the left shoe while his foot is still in it, and puts on another shoe in its place. He needs to feel the pain in order to feel anything in his own life. He's been taking shooting courses in The Old West, but he's not that good at it because he keeps shooting his own foot. They don't specifically tell him not to shoot his own foot in the rules of the course, so he keeps doing it.

## Dietary Habits

Cowboy Guy's favorite meal is a quesadilla on rye.

## Appearances

* 10/11/18 [watch clip]
* 10/22/18 [watch clip]
* 11/02/18 [watch clip]
Belt Buckle Johnson

**Belt Buckle Johnson** has 5 gallons of chewing tobacco in his mouth, and six belt buckles on his belt.

## Personal Life

Belt Buckle Johnson also has three belt buckles somewhere else he can't tell you about. Okay, he'll tell you: they're on his shoulder. He shouldn't have done that. His doctor says he's not supposed to tell people about his shoulder belt buckles.

Belt Buckle Johnson has so much chewing tobacco in his mouth that he can't even eat food. He also can't take the chewing tobacco out of his mouth at night, or he'll go bankrupt. He had to buy $80,000 worth of chewing tobacco all in one giant non-resealable can, so he had to use it all at once, and he has to make that supply last him the rest of his life.
Stonehenge

stonehebge is the most popular ooparts and mysterious place

### What mean it have?

Most people inrerpret Stonehenge is acomputer for watching The Sun and The Moon. For example,When The Sun is coming up in summer solstice,The sun come from "heal stone" So Ancient people can't know the date without the help op clock. But then didn'd Have digital clock. Stonehenge is analog clock.

## How to make it?

Now people don't know how to make it clearly.One of hypothesis, It is maid alien. because scientist can't think ancient people had to make skill at that time.In fact,Some scientist point to Stonehenge when they talk about aliens. popular theory is insert stone into big basket.and rolling it to carry.

## History

At 1136, In history of the king of Britain wrote,stonehenge were made by witch.Her name is marrin.She use giant golem to carry very big stones.And they make stonehenge.it opinion biliebed until 16 period.But at 17 period,Stonehenge was a used by ritual of Druid Muslims,However it was fake opinion.after that, around the world of scientist research and research.But it was mystery even now...

## Where is it?

Stonehenge in Wiltshire,England.2miles(3km) West of Amesbury

## stonehenge

### Date

5555 B.C.

About the artifact

### Size and Shape

There are five 7m stones. It shape looks like hoof. Maintaly to those stones. Rouna of 4-5m thirty stones in there

### Composition

It is very very big stones.Ancient people moved them luggage 250 kilometer.it's very difficult for them to moved distance.people think many theory how to move big stone.

## Discovery

Actually,Stonehenge has reconstruct. In 1901,people shifted 54 stones 50cm.In 1963,people make more 23 stones stood up vertical and fixed them.So,Now Stonehenge is completely different monument from first it.

## What was it used for?

WE think it is clock for understand about season or observatory.But now literature does not remain. So we don't know clearly how it use.

## Reference

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 1.5 1.6 1.7 wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stonehenge

ALIENS!
Nazca Lines

## Question 2 Where is the picture of Nazca above the ground?

A picture of Nazca above the ground is Peruvian Nazca River and a geometry figure "pictured" in the earth surface of the dry basin-formed plateau among Ingeniorivers, a picture of the animals and plants.

## Question 3 When did someone write down?

It is said that  an lncerpictured the picture of nazca above the ground in the ancient time when i built the Nazca culture in the ground in the seventh country after-A.D in the first country B.C.

## Question 4 How is it drawn?

How to write painting of Nazca above the ground is elucidated to some extent. Being said that Iam the most influential, It is the seeding application method and the original picture expansion method. It has been already demonstrated that Ican describe apainting above the ground in this method.

## Question 5 Why can not you figure out?

Because there is not the in fluence of wind and rain in the dry that almostnone of the annua i precipitation only rain of 5 millimenters ,falls nazca stays now.
Abominable Showman

**The Abominable Showman** is a monster that comes out at night from under your bed, creeps out, grabs you with his claws, and puts on an amazing song and dance show for you. Then he creeps back under the bed to come back the next night and do it all again.

## Career

The Abominable Showman has created his own circus called Entertainers Anonymous. They all put bags over their heads before doing flips and stuff on tightropes. It's really hard to do this with their vision obstructed, but every entertainer at this circus is a movie star or other famous celebrity, so they don't want their identities to be known. One time Danny DeVito's bag fell off his head, and he was literally eaten alive. And we do mean LITERALLY- the audience stuck their hands inside his flesh and consumed it. Did we mention that this circus performs to an audience of zombies? Is that an important detail?

## Appearances

* 10/17/18 [watch clip]
* 03/06/19 [watch clip]
Button Flubber Falamander

**Button Flubber Falamander** is a man who always makes sure that Nick presses the wrong button on his scene switcher thing.

## Personal Life

He's a salamander who can't say the letter 'S' in his name or he'll die, because he was cursed by an evil Genie. He has to call himself a 'falamander' instead of a salaman--- AAAAHHHHHH [editor's note: Button Flubber Falamander was last seen disintegrating as he said this]
Geralt Jr: The Sequel

**Geralt Jr: The Sequel** is a child of Geralt Alexander Mastodon Marsten, summoned by cloning a hair... somewhere... off of the original Geralt's body. All his skin is inside out, and all his organs are outside in.

## Personal Life

Because of his situation with inside out skin, everything Geralt Jr: The Sequel touches is pain. The one thing that doesn't hurt him is when he drinks milk out of a straw that's at least ten yards in length. Could someone please find him a ten yard straw, or at least combine a bunch of smaller straws together?

Geralt Jr: The Sequel also likes to write novels. His current novel series is called What a Way to Go: The West Side Story Story. It's a fictional behind-the-scenes account of West Side Story. It's not been sanctioned by any of the people who created West Side Story, and he'll be sued if he actually tries to publish it, but it takes his mind off the constant pain so it's a good thing.

## Dietary Habits

Every day Geralt Jr: The Sequel eats human flesh. In order to eat, he needs to put all his food into a blender and inject it into his body.

## Appearances

* 10/14/18 [watch clip]
* 03/06/19 [watch clip]
Jenny Zombie

**Jenny Zombie** is a four-year-old zombie. Well, she's 27 years old now, but she was zombified at four years old.

## Personal Life

Jenny Zombie is a sassy little zombie, who likes to use her small size to crawl into holes and bite people's legs and all sorts of things. She likes to color in her coloring book using only the red blood of her victims. She doesn't let her zombification get her down!

## Dietary Habits

Jenny eats strawberries dipped in human brains, which is the main delicacy in her household.
Beatrice Falkwell Grandmother

**Beatrice Falkwell Grandmother** (B.F.G.) is a gun that shoots things very decisively, but only ever has 8 bullets. So it's very strong but very slow in thinking.

## Personal Life

Beatrice Falkwell Grandmother has recently inherited a countryside estate which seems to have a few haunted rooms. It's not worried though, because if a ghost comes near it, it'll just shoot the ghost with a big laser. It'd rather not have to do that though, because it'll probably destroy a whole wing of the estate along with the ghost. It hopes the ghost will come to peaceful agreement instead.

## Dietary Habits

It eats hamburgers every morning, by having soldiers stuff the food into its barrel, then 'chewing' the burgers by shooting its laser while the burger is inside its barrel, disintegrating the food. The gun asserts that this is similar to how a fly eats.

## Appearances

* 11/02/18 [watch clip]
* 03/17/19 [watch clip]
Jolly Cowboy

## The Jolly Cowboy

He wears a Santa hat on his cowboy hat.

**The Jolly Cowboy** is a man who sells presents from his used car dealership.

## Personal Life

The prices in his used car dealership are so low that they're criminal. That's because he's actually stealing the presents from children who got them from Santa. When you buy a present, he'll throw in a used car for free!

Would you like to buy a Jack in the Box with a chip in it where he accidentally dropped it on the ground? You can buy that for seven easy payments of $15,000.

## Catchphrases

* > "Ho, Ho, Howdy, Partner!"
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DJ Atomika from Burnout Paradise

## DJ Atomika

DJ Atomika playing his role as Mark Hildreth

**DJ Atomika** is a fast talkin', fast walkin' disc jockey. He doesn't drive because he doesn't have a driver's license, but he likes to talk to drivers over the radio.

## Personal Life

DJ Atomika doesn't have a corporeal form, but he likes to float around and call it walking. He has two personal heroes: Dale Earnhardt Jr and Mickey Mouse.

## Scandal

On one radio broadcast, Atomika didn't realize his microphone was live when he said he dropped some chili on the floor, but still planned on eating it. Upon realizing he was live, he tried to deny the fact that he would eat the chili off the floor. Then, seconds later, after thinking the radio mic was turned off again, he admitted that he would eat the chili *again*, and upon realizing he was still live he denied it a second time.

## Dietary Habits

DJ Atomika always eats his Wheaties so he can be like his hero, Dale Earnhardt Jr.

## Appearances

* 10/14/18 [watch clip]
* 03/04/19 [watch clip]
Electric Lady Zombie Jennifer Joanie

**Electric Lady Zombie Jennifer Joanie** is a zombie who has electricity going through her, and even if you kill her she'll come out and scare you anyway!

## Personal Life

For a hobby she likes to pick flowers, put electricity into them, then plant them back into the ground. When others pick these flowers, they will be shocked by the electricity and turn into electric zombies like her. Her other hobby is scrapbooking.

## Dietary Habits

She eats batteries, because she needs electricity.
Johnny Jacksonville Florida

This character is from Jacksonville, Florida.

## Film Career

This character appeared as Harry Cowsley in ***NickBot Jones and the Kingdom of the Magic Meatballs***. However, due to undisclosed reasons, this character could not leave the city limits of Jacksonville, Florida, so all of his scenes were shot there and then edited to fit the rest of the film during post production.
Evil Mickey Mouse

Don't look him directly in the eyes...

## Life

rtoon or something. But this cartoon! And it IS a toy gun! The watermelon daddy seeds won't hurt you like bullets, so it's ok to come near him.

He's eaten one of his ears because he's stranded on a desert island right now. If he plays his cards correctly though, he may be able to get Donald or Goofy to give him one of theirs. He has his fingers crossed... Well, he has one of his fingers crossed. He ate one of his fingers too.

## Relationships

He hates Goofy and Donald, but likes Riku. He gets along with regular Mickey Mouse, but doesn't get along with any other characters in the Disneyverse. He wishes some people would give him a chance. He admits he'd mu

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## Newscasting Career

Evil Mickey Mouse is well known for his historic news broadcast about The Great Meatball Heist, having been the first reporter on the scene following that infamous even rjshwnekrkdmxjaow l

## Appearances

* 10/06/18 [watch clip]
* 11/10/18 [watch clip]
John Joe John Joe John Joe John JoeJohn

Photo of John

**John Joe John Joe John Joe John JoeJohn (John?)** has 8 names, knows how to use them, and isn't afraid to!

## Name

His name is so long that he can't fill it out on a form at the DMV and they give him a really hard time about it. When he goes there, he pretends his name is Joey Jennifer. Whenever he does this, they always ask whether his first name is Joey or Jennifer and it makes him sad. Maybe he should have picked an alias with only one first name in it. But he's already changed his name once, he can't change it again!

John Joe John Joe John Joe John JoeJohn needs you to extend the final 'John' at the end of his name (the one in parentheses) like you're asking a question when pronouncing it. He requires anyone visiting his house to complete a set of puzzles before entering, and one of those is to pronounce his name properly. The way he figures it, the more names he has, the safer he is!

## Personal Life

He never, ever goes to the store, he only buys things on Amazon. He lives in a cabin on top of a mountain, which Amazon deliveries can't reach, so he just buys things and doesn't get them.

Every day he climbs up 70 mountains, but never climbs back down. He just keeps climbing higher and higher. Someday he's going to run out of mountains... but not today, baby! John's calves are eight miles long, but the rest of his body is normal.

## Dietary Habits

As deliveries can't reach him on top of his mountain, he's been eating snow as his main source of food for the last 75 years. He's 205 years old, and thinks this diet might be the secret to immortality. He also eats fistfuls of grasshoppers for sustenance every morning- something he revealed in a later appearance. It's unclear whether this contributes to or detracts from his longevity.

## Appearances

* 10/22/18 [watch clip]
* 10/25/18 [watch clip]
* 01/11/19 [watch clip]
* 03/31/19 [watch clip]
Johnny Brooklyn

Taken before he grew out his hair

**Johnny Brooklyn** likes to go the store and buy hair gel and eats macaroni and cheese and he doesn't care who knows it. His hair is 1,000 feet tall, and it's very hard for him to get into houses. In fact, he can't get into houses. Sometimes people climb his hair to get into space.

## Conspiracy Theories

Johnny Brooklyn is a conspiracy theorist, who believes that space is only 1,000 feet above the ground. He also believes that houses are a lie created by the government, and that people are simply de-materializing whenever they go into houses.

## Species

Johnny Brooklyn expects to be hanging outside his house for all eternity. He isn't sure, but he thinks he might be a tree.
Buckbeak the Hippogriff

**Buckbeak the Hippogriff** is a creature who has a craving for human flesh.

## Personal Life

He always looks at Hagrid and says, "What if today was the day that I consumed human flesh?" But then Hagrid always gives him little pieces of meat, and Buckbeak puts off his dream until later. One day he hopes to consume the flesh of children at Hogwarts Academy though. Due to the events of the films, he now knows how to escape from Hogwarts' prison cell, and from the executioner. There's no stopping him.
Hot Sauce Harold

**Hot Sauce Harold** is a being who puts hot sauce into his eyes just to feel something.

## Personal Life

Hot Sauce Harold likes ghost peppers, and also is a ghost. He sleeps for 57 hours a day. He accomplishes this by using a time machine to repeat the same day multiple times before moving on to the next day. Besides that, he likes to play dominoes.
DumbleClaus

**DumbleClaus** is the big, bushy bearded headmaster of L'Academie de Notre Maitre les Medailles. He cannot do magic but he can pick up gold medals from the ground, and that makes him a rich man.

## Catchphrases

> "Magic is only money turned inside out!"
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## Career

He is the star of 'DumbleClaus', the sequel to the hit film Fred Claus, in which he plays another long-lost brother of Santa. It's the second in the Fred Claus Cinematic Universe. There is also a third film in the trilogy that no one knows the name of. Don't ask him the name of it, he doesn't know it.
Dodo The Cave Troll

**Dodo The Cave Troll** is a troll who has a really big brain.

## Personal Life

Dodo The Cave Troll has a brain bigger than anyone's brain has ever been. He's only able to use 10% of it though. When he eats the Bradley Cooper Limitless Pill™, it only gets him to 20% brain power, but even that is more than you can fathom. Don't test him! Literally. Don't give him an IQ test or it'll blow your mind and you'll die just from seeing the test results. You can't even think of a number that high.
British Little Boy Johnny Zombie

**British Little Boy Johnny Zombie** is a zombie who has a big fuzzy hat and is also 12 years old. Don't think about the dark aspect of him being a 12-year-old zombie, because he loves being a zombie!

## Personal Life

British Little Boy Johnny Zombie was born a zombie. He was 11 years old already when he was born, and he was already a British zombie. His bones are falling out, so he's just a bag of skin and muscles.

## Dietary Habits

British Little Boy Johnny Zombie goes to the supermarket, buys lots of raw meat, and then throws it in the gutter! Then he eats a bag of potato chips, which is all he really eats.
Fourgin Jones

**Fourgin Jones** is the number 4 on the keyboard. He makes waffles every morning with Tabasco sauce on them.

## Personal Life

Jones likes to live his life under the stars in a tent, because a gang of giant spiders has driven him from his house. The spiders said they would chase him down if he ever gets another house, so he is forced to stay out under the stars.

Fourgin Jones recently grew four tentacles out of his... well, you don't want to know where they grow from, actually. He's going to go back with his house with his newly acquired tentacles and teach those spiders a lesson.

## Appearances

* 11/05/18 [watch clip]
* 04/03/19 [watch clip]
Giant Two Fist Tommy

**Giant Two Fist Tommy** is a man who can't escape his past.

## Personal Life

Giant Two Fist Tommy has two clubs in both of his fists and he ain't afraid to use 'em. The problem is, he can't take the clubs out of his fists because they've been duct taped to his hands. 30 years ago he was playing 'Edward Two-Club Hands' with his college buddies, and nobody ever removed the clubs from his hands. He can play the drums and club people, but he can't eat with his hands.
Eleven O'Clock Aaron

**Eleven O'Clock Aaron** is a man who only does things at eleven o'clock.

## Personal Life

He sleeps for 23 hours and 59 minutes every day, then wakes up at exactly 11:00, does everything he needs to do, and goes back to sleep one minute later. It is a very intensive schedule, but he is extremely well rested! Ask him any single que- [editor's note: Eleven O'Clock Aaron, who was writing his own Wiki article, seems to have fallen asleep at this point]
Call of Duty WWII General Sergeant Jeeeeeerry

**Call of Duty WWII General Sergeant Jeeeeeerry** is an army sergeant who likes to order people around because the wife at home orders him around. He's not even sure if he's in the game (presumably referring to Call of Duty WWII) or not. Also he's a cowboy.

## Personal Life

Call of Duty WWII General Sergeant Jeeeeeerry makes Hot Pockets every morning, and intentionally over-cooks them so he can throw them as grenades toward enemy soldiers. They see the Hot Pockets and try to bite into them, burning the roofs of their mouths. This plan works 100% of the time, because who could turn down a Hot Pocket?

## Dietary Habits

Jeeeeeerry likes to make his recruits do drills where they crawl through mud and eat barbed wire. It's against the Geneva Convention, but he doesn't care. Every day he eats a steak made from a cockroach, which is grilled.

## Appearances

* 11/02/18 [watch clip]
* 03/19/19 [watch clip]
Brand Spanking Newboy

**Brand Spanking Newboy** is a new boy!

## Personal Life

Brand Spanking Newboy came out of a tunnel that turned him from an old man into a new boy. What does being a new boy entail? Well, he has muscle for days! He has muscles on top of muscles on top of muscles. And then on top of that he has the mollusk called a mussel. He also can levitate ten feet above the ground, though he can't ever touch the ground or he'll die.

## Dietary Habits

Sometimes Brand Spanking Newboy eats the mussels that lay atop his muscles, and then has to find new ones to replace them. He also eats American flags.
Geralt's Flowing Locks

**Geralt's Flowing Locks** are the hairs on Geralt Alexander Mastodon Marsten's head. They are as white as the moon and as nice as a winter's chill.

## Personal Life

Every one of their strands is worth 10,000 cryptocurrency, which is the currency in the world of Temeria. While saying this, cryptocurrency lost all its value and the locks are worthless. So get in and buy hairs while you can!
House Johnny The Big Boy Building

Baby photo of House Johnny The Big Boy Building, when he was only two stories tall

## Physical description

### Height

76 stories tall (as of this writing)

**House Johnny The Big Boy Building** is a house that is 75 stories tall. He's the size of a gigantic skyscraper, but he's designed like a regular house. He's made out of wood too, which makes him sway uncontrollably in the wind. He doesn't know how he hasn't fallen down yet.

## Dietary Habits

House Johnny The Big Boy Building eats the roots of trees. As they get near him, he soaks them up into the foundations of his house, and they get incorporated into him so that he can grow larger. As he was explaining this, he actually grew to 76 stories and another family started living inside of him.
Apex Ketchum

**Apex Ketchum** is a little boy, on whose life the game Apex Legends was based.

## Personal Life

Apex Ketchum is a little boy who is 29 decades old. The game Apex Legends is based on his life. He's been every one of the game's characters in past lives, and the game compresses his story into one storyline where all the characters exist at the same time. The game licensed the book about Apex Ketchum's life, called Apex: A Life Well Legended. It wasn't a great title, and it had terrible internet SEO. There's also a movie being worked on about him, called Searching for Bobby Fischer. Apex Ketchum is also a chess player, in addition to being the basis for the Apex Legends story.

Apex Ketchum is known for catching bullets to the face.

## Past Lives

*Apex Ketchum lived the following lives, though the names were changed for legal reasons when the game was produced:*

* Medic Lady
* The Guy Who Searches for Things
* Pathfinder (for some reason, this one stayed the same)
Cacklin’ Cacodemon

**Cacklin’ Cacodemon** is a demonic monster who cackles all day, and also has kankles. He got the kankles because they sounded sort of like 'cackle', but now realizes that they're a completely different thing.

## Personal Life

Cacklin’ Cacodemon cackles every second of every minute, and when he's not cacklin' he's SHACKLIN'! This means he puts chains all over himself and rattles them around.

## Dietary Habits

Cacklin’ Cacodemon eats chicken nuggets every Tuesday and eats wheat bread every Thursday. He doesn't eat any other day though.
Dustin the Robit

**Dustin the Robit** (also known as Ratso Robit) is a Roomba that leaves rat droppings all around his house.

## Personal Life

Dustin the Robit's droppings are made of oil, so they're very slippery. There are a million people who live in his house, and they're constantly slipping on his droppings. He thinks he may get decommissioned if he keeps leaving those droppings, but he can't stop doing it.
Bakudan Donnie

**Bakudan Donnie** is an amateur linguist and Wicked enthusiast.

## Personal Life

Bakudan Donnie never ever uses the letter 'A' for anything. If you ever Hear Donnie saying a word that sounds like it uses the letter 'A', he's actually pronouncing it with the letter 'E.' It'll sound the same, but when he writes stuff down you can tell the difference.

Bakudan Donnie has 50 cousins all named Alexander.

## Career

Bakudan Donnie also manages a theatre troupe that puts on independent productions of Wicked. They only do it with the entire original cast of Wicked, however- they'll settle for nothing less. They've never put on a show yet, because they can't get all the cast members from Wicked to show up. Essentially, all they do at the moment is sit around and talk about how much they like the show Wicked. You ever seen that one? It's pretty good stuff right there.
Aya from Assassin's Creed

**Aya from Assassin's Creed** appeared in Assassin's Creed Origins. She's probably not in Assassin's Creed Odyssey, or at least hopes she's not in Odyssey. She's a strong, independent lady because she kills all men she meets.

## Assassination Career

Aya calls herself The Lady of the Night, but not THAT kind of lady of the night. She likes to stalk people at night and kill them, then leave a single feather on top of the body. Then she farts on the feather so it smells bad. Every corpse she kills smells really bad, not only because of the decomposing flesh, but because of the fart smell.

## Dietary Restrictions

She eats spaghetti, and macaroni and cheese with gummy bears inside of it every 52th day of Spring. She requests someone please provide her with this dish.

## Writing Career

Aya is also an accomplished writer (although this is not depicted in-game), and is best known as the writer for the series ***Bayek's Wonderful World of Assassinations!*** which was a wildly popular albeit short-lived television series starring Bayek of Siwa.

## Film Career

Aya appeared in the second installment of the NickBot Jones franchise, ***NickBot Jones and the Decaff of Doom***, as Veronica Darksoul, a smuggler and monster hunter whom Jones encounters and begins developing an unrequited romantic affection for.

## Appearances

* 10/09/18
* 10/14/18
Breakneck Speed Boy

**Breakneck Speed Boy** is a boy who rides a 12-wheeled motorcycle.

## Appearances

His motorcycle has 12 wheels, but only two of them touch the ground- the other 10 are up in the air. He lives on a planet where 12 Miles Per Hour is the fastest any human has ever traveled, and he travels at 12 MPH so he's always traveling at breakneck speed.

Breakneck Speed Boymakes homemade Elmer's brand glue, and ships it from his home planet to Earth.
Bayek of Siwa

**Bayek of Siwa** appears in Assassin's Creed Origins. Sometimes he gets killed in one hit by Ghost of King Tut, making Nick really mad.

## Career

He always wears a sword on his back, and another one on his big toe. The latter is in case someone tries to attack his right side big toe. The former is in case someone tries to attack his back, but he can never remove the sword from his back so he has to jump backwards to hit attackers with the sword. It's very inefficient and he's been slipping behind in his assassinating and fighting abilities, but he just needs to do this. Don’t question him!

In addition to his assassination career, Bayek is also known for being the host of Bayek's Wonderful World of Assassinations!
Coin Collecting Ferryman

## The Coin Collecting Ferryman

**The Coin Collecting Ferryman** is a cool skeleton with a medieval speedboat.

## Personal Life

The Coin Collecting Ferryman drives around the swamp in his speedy ferryboat with sunglasses and boxer shorts on, collecting coins from all the alligators. Apparently people are trying to send coins to him at some shrine, but he would really prefer they just come to the swamp and hand coins to him. Do they know how much it costs to get alligator repellent? A LOT! He needs those coins!
Sylvando T. Barnum

**Sylvando T. Barnum: The Worstest Showman** is the creator of The Circus of the Terrible. He sings his Theme Song 7,000 times per day. Everyone around him hates him.

## Personal Life

Every time he goes to the supermarket, he greets his lovely fans and sings his theme song until he gets kicked out. Even though they tell him they don't want him to sing the song, he knows deep down that they actually do but are too afraid to say so.

## Theme Song

> This is the Worstest Show!
>
>

## The Circus of the Terrible

Everyone who leaves the circus is not satisfied. Sylvando is pretty proud of his one move however, called the Double Roomba. It's his signature (and only) move.

## Film Career

Sylvando is also known for his directorial debut, ***NickBot Jones: Raiders of the Lost Timeout*** as well as its three sequels, ***NickBot Jones and the Decaff of Doom***, ***NickBot Jones and the Last Ban***, and ***NickBot Jones and the Kingdom of the Magic Meatballs***. Although he was originally announced to be directing the untitled fifth film of the franchise, Sylvando was recently kicked off the project.

Sylvando T. Barnum is now moving to a new film, called "Ghosts and More Ghosts: Who's to Know Which Are More Ghostly?" Barnum is the first to admit that the title is too long, but they can work on that later. You wouldn't believe the antics these ghosts get up to! It's the first ever reality movie- like reality TV but in movie form (he is unaware that the documentary category exists, but don't spoil his fun).

## Appearances

* 10/05/18 [watch clip]
* 10/22/18 [watch clip]
* 03/26/19 [watch clip]
Imperius Imp The Jones Jones Jones

**Imperius Imp The Jones Jones Jones** is a demon from Hell. He constantly smells like urine, but he doesn't let this get him down.

## Personal Life

The Devil himself turned Jones' skin inside out and turned it into a tipi, peed inside the tipi, let the smell seep in, then put Jones' skin back in place so that Jones constantly smells like old urine. He doesn't let this get to him though, and he never stops smiling.
Birthday Benny

**Birthday Benny** is a man who goes to every kid's birthday party he can find, without being invited.

## Personal Life

Where he's from, every kid's birthday party will give the attendees a badge, and Birthday Benny wants to collect all the badges so he can sew them onto his jean jacket. He has 10,000 badges sewn on so far- so many, in fact, that they're stacked up on top of each other, puffing his jacket out 6 inches in all directions. You don't have birthday badges where you're from? So uncivilized.

## Badge Collection

* Timmy's Birthday 2K16
* Johnny's Birthday 5430 (he went to the future to get this one, but that's another story)
Assassin's Creed Logo

**The Assassin's Creed Logo** is like a being that looks like an A, but without the horizontal line.

## Personal Life

He has a pointy head, so sometimes he goes fishing by sticking his head right into the water to catch fish, and then eats them. He doesn't have arms though, so he has to move the food to his mouth using his telekinesis. Because he also has telekinesis.

He likes to watch television during the day, meaning he sits inside the television and looks outward through the screen.
Arkansas The RoboPirate

**Arkansas The RoboPirate** is the result of every person in Arkansas mind-melding together to create one metal hivemind.

## Personal Life

With its vast hivemind, Arkansas The RoboPirate invented a metal pirate ship that can roll on land. The vehicle might look to you like an RV, but it's actually a pirate ship. They use it to steal all the toilet paper from every other state. Arkansas The RoboPirate estimates it is 20x happier now that it is living this pirate lifestyle. Plus, Arkansas The RoboPirate's metal frame makes it so it can't get scurvy.
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## The Voice of Nick

Our Founder

This wiki is dedicated to the **The Voice of Nick** and his Twitch channel, where Nick creates voices and characters to add to the Expanded Nickiverse while playing video games on stream. You can find more info about the voices, characters and games played below.

## **THE VOICES OF NICK**

Anyone who cheers or donates on stream receives a custom shoutout using a voice created by Nick live on the air. It's guaranteed that he will do a shoutout, but it's not guaranteed that it will be good or even make sense- that's the Voice of Nick promise!

**Browse the characters: The Voices of Nick**

## **GAMES PLAYED**

Nick focuses on story-based games on the channel, and typically goes for long-running series playthroughs. Here you can find the video games that have been featured on stream!

**Browse the games: Games Played**

## **EXPANDED NICKIVERSE**

The Voice of Nick's streams are part of a larger 'Stream Universe' where sometimes characters, events and concepts are named that do not fit into the traditional 'Voices of Nick.' Here's where you can find those!

**Browse the canon: Expanded Nickiverse**

## WIKI ORIGINS

The Wiki was first suggested by Nick during an episode of Marvel's Spider-Man, as a home for all the characters created on stream. It was afterwards created by decaffbossman, through whose efforts this whole project was made possible.
Ever-Growing Beard

**Ever-Growing Beard** is a beard which grows out of the face of a cowboy in the Old West.

## Personal Life

Ever-Growing Beard has no nationality, and has an accent that no one can place, because it comes from every different part of the world. He has one strand of hair for each country in the world.

He grows as fast as lightning can shoot, and the man who has Ever-Growing Beard honestly sort of wishes it'd stop growing so fast.
Crit Hit Nick

*BLAM!* **Crit Hit Nick** is a man who be *BLAM!* murdered by a witch's curse if he *BLAM!* doesn't punch something every three seconds.

## Personal Life

Because Crit Hit Nick *BLAM!* punches things every three seconds, nobody *BLAM!* wants to hang out with him and it can make him very lonely sometimes. Oh wait, he didn't punch anything in the last three seconds! Aaaaaahhhhh!
Johnny Jokester Jr.

NOT a clown.

**Johnny Jokester Jr.** is a kid version of Johnny the Jokester. He likes to tell jokes and drink Cokes and has two packs of smokes a day even though he's only 10 years old.

## Career

Johnny Jokester Jr. hangs out on the street corner and sells bootleg Pokemon cards. Here are some of the cards he sells:

* **Champizard**: Instead of shooting fire, this guy shoots acid straight out of the card. Here, look! \*ssst\* Aaah! It hit Johnny instead. He was planning to steal your wallet while showing you the card, but now he got acid in his face. Aaaah!
Clothes of Nick

**The Clothes of Nick** are a shirt, a pants, and an underwear. They smell like flowers.

## Personal Life

The Clothes of Nick smell like flowers because they shower in lots of laundry detergent. They're sentient beings that can use the detergent like shampoo. They sometimes get frustrated when Nick sits down and plays video games, because they would rather climb mountains and play video games. Why would Nick play video games in his house when he could be on top of a mountain?

Please help The Clothes of Nick in their quest to make Nick play video games on top of a mountain by sending 5,000 Kingdom Hearts Currency to his P.O. Box: 55,000 Kingdom Hearts Lane, addressed to The Clothes of Nick. Once they get to 10,000,000 Kingdom Hearts Currency, they'll be able to legally change their name to Nick, and then Nick will be the clothes and The Clothes will be the Nick!
E. Stevens Elsquire

**E. Stevens Elsquire** is a fancy man with a top hat and a gold pocket chain. His name is "Elsquire," and it bothers him when people mistakenly think he is an "Esquire."

## Personal Life

Every time he goes traveling on the roads someone tries to steal his gold pocket chain. What they don't know is that he can spit acid, so no one has ever gotten the chain. Unfortunately, sometimes this acid disintegrates part of the chain, but it's mostly still intact.
Aliens

## The Aliens

**The Aliens** are a set of two aliens who don't get along very well.

## Personal Lives

The first alien only makes "meep mop meep" sounds, but the second one explained that he's the translator. He learned how to speak English from the podcast 'Serial', though he didn't listen to the whole thing.

## Translated Conversation

"Meep mop meep mo mop meep meep"

[something extremely vulgar, translator replaced with, "Have a very nice day"]

(angry) "Meep meep mop mop meep mop meep mep"

"I'm trying to translate, but what you're saying isn't very nice!

(angrier) "Meep mop mop meep meep mop meep mop"

"Oh you're taking out a laser gun?" (gets shot) "Aaaaaaahhhhhh!"
Abraham Billiam Williamson

**Abraham Billiam Williamson** is the guy from Red Dead Redemption that John Marsden is looking for. He's a jerk who gets in bar fights all the time.

## Dietary Habits

He likes to eat motor oil, despite the fact that cars haven't been invented yet. Analysts suspect involvement from Unknown Time Traveler. He eats motor oil for breakfast, lunch and dinner, causing his teeth to be so black that they're white.

## Personal Life

Williamson sources his motor oil supply by stealing it from Jeremy Space Cowpoke.
E.T.

**E.T.** is an alien who likes to touch things with his finger. It leaves residue all over the place, and electro-shocks everything it touches.

## Origins

E.T.'s home planet actually kicked him out, because he touched and electro-shocked everything, which was bad for business.

## Personal Life

E.T.'s right index finger electro-shocks things, but his left finger shoots out invisible mayonnaise at his command. He insists that Hellman's brand stole his mayonnaise recipe. Or maybe he's claiming to have invented mayonnaise altogether? It's unclear. He gets so worked up about the subject.

## Dietary Habits

E.T. only eats electric eels, slurping them like spaghetti, but doesn't touch them because their electro-shocking cancels his shocks out, so he has to use his telekinetic powers to handle them.

## Appearances

* 10/22/18 [watch clip]
* 03/04/19 [watch clip]
Crownius Joanie

**Crownius Joanie** is a sentient crown that sits atop the head of the greatest king in all the land: Steve Buscemi.

## Personal Life

Steve Buscemi has never attempted to take off Crownius Joanie, but if he were to attempt it he would not be able to. Joanie has seeped his tendrils deep into the roots of Buscemi's scalp. But in exchange, Joanie grants Buscemi the power to jump two feet into the air, the power to read slightly faster than normal, and the power to be slightly taller by three inches. Buscemi was given three wishes, and could have had anything, but he chose those things.
Melkor the Maleficent

**Melkor the Maleficent** is a cut character from Kingdom Hearts, removed because they didn't want to license the Tolkien brand to be in the franchise.

## Personal Life

Melkor the Maleficent is upset that the Kingdom Hearts developers cut him from the game and thinks they really missed out, because he can sing and dance like nobody's business. His favorite song to sing is a single high-pitched note sung at full volume until he explodes the listener's head. No one escapes from Melkor's Note of Death.
Dingo Jerry

**Dingo Jerry** is your average everyday Australian. He hangs out with dingos, drinks Tooheys and Fosters beer, and collects Barbie's Dreamhouse products.

## Personal Life

One day Dingo Jerry noticed something a couple of aliens on the Australian Outback. They were walking with the Sun at their backs so he couldn't see them perfectly, but there was a big flying saucer so he was pretty sure they were aliens. He was last heard mentioning that he would ride his dingo over to the alien spaceship to give those aliens the ol' Australian Hello, using his two fists: Joanie and Johnny.

## Appearances

* 10/28/18 [watch clip]
* 03/06/19 [watch clip]
Elsa Escalator

**Elsa Escalator** is a snow queen and escalator enthusiast.

## Personal Life

Elsa Escalator only ever travels on escalators. She uses her Snow Hands™ to create escalators wherever she goes. She NEVER uses staircases. In the movie adaptation of her true life story, they made her walk on a disgusting staircase. She's currently locked in a pitched legal battle with Disney to have them re-edit the movie's footage and make it look like she's on an escalator instead. This takes 100% of her time, so she has no other hobbies.
Bard Barry Bowlegged Bowman

**Bard Barry Bowlegged Bowman** is a man who shoots arrows.

## Personal Life

Bard Barry Bowlegged Bowman has 10 legs, and they're all shaped like bows. The nice thing about that is he can stand on his hands, connect his legs with strings, and use them to shoot five different arrows at once. The shots are usually very inaccurate, but because he can shoot so many arrows at a time he's considered one of the most prized archers in the land. Bard Barry Bowlegged Bowman lives in the year 2003, so there isn't much archery work to go around, but he does well enough. He teaches lessons outside the Renaissance Fair.