recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Kayrun

## Erscheinungsbild

Kayrun sind etwas unterdurchschnittlich kleine Wesen. Besonderheiten beinhalten, dass sich Männer und Frauen kaum von einander unterscheiden. Beide sind körperlich mit Ausnahme der Geschlechtsteile vollständig gleich aufgebaut mit der selben Muskelstärke, magischen Begabung und Körperform. Auch männliche Kayrun sind in der Lage Babies zu säugen.

## Lebensweise

Kayrun besitzen besondere magische Fähigkeiten. Eine Geburt, die aus einem reinen Kayrun-Paar entsteht, endet immer in Zwillingen mit einem Mädchen und einem Jungen. Diese Zwillinge sind magisch miteinander verbunden und ihre magischen Kräfte sind oft stärker, wenn sie sich zusammenschließen.

Inzestuöse Beziehungen kommen bei den Kayrun durchaus vor. Anders als bei anderen Spezies, gibt es bei den Kayrun keinen negativen genetischen Nebeneffekt, wenn es zu Nachwuchs innerhalb einer genetischen Familie kommt. Dies ist jedoch eher selten, da Kayrun häufig auf die Vergrößerung ihrer Familie aus sind.

## Gesellschaft

Familie ist für Kayrun enorm wichtig. Sie schließen sich oft zu kleineren Communities, bestehend aus sehr wenigen, großen Familien zusammen. Freundschaften zwischen Kayrun-Familien halten sehr lange, werden häufig mit einer Heirat, oder gar doppelten Heirat vereint.

Traditionelle Geschlechterrollen gibt es bei Kayrun nicht, da beide Geschlechter die exakt selben Fähigkeiten haben und zu allem gleich im Stande sind.

## Wissenschaft

Durch ihre Intelligenz sind Kayrun eine der führenden Kräfte im Bereich der Wissenschaften. Besonders im Bereich der Medizin und Magie befinden sich die größten Fortschritte. Kayrun sind grundsätzlich sehr bereit ihre Forschungsergebnisse selbst mit Vertretern anderer Spezies zu teilen.

## Kultur

Kayrun sind begabte Astronomen und Astrologen. Ihnen wird früh beigebracht Sternenbilder zu lesen und wie diese sich auf die Persönlichkeiten auswirken. Jedes Sternenbild kann von zwei Seiten betrachtet werden und diese Seiten weisen große Unterschiede auf, ähnlich wie die Persönlichkeiten von Kayrun-Zwillingen.

Was kulturelle Erzeugnisse angeht, bekleckern sich die Kayrun nicht gerade mit Ruhm. Es gibt einzelne Künstler aus allen Bereichen der Kunst, aber keine Kunstart, in der Kayrun unangefochten auf Platz 1 liegen.

## Werte und Eigenschaften

### Männer & Frauen

###### *Zwillingsgabe*

Du kannst deinem Zwilling einen Teil deines Mana vermachen.

###### *Zwillingsverbundenheit*

Jeder Schaden an Lebenspunkten oder Mentaler Kraft, den du oder dein Zwilling erhaltet, wird halbiert und zwischen euch aufgeteilt.

###### *Begabter Astronom*

Du erhältst einen Bonus von +4 auf Orientierung
Rhombustry

Rhombustry

Gallery

Rhombustry being used by a powerful rhombus (right) on an uwu-cat (left)

The Rhombus is an ancient art of combat and beauty originating from rizz. It was first made by a powerful group of Yaoians, also known as the First Rhombi, After being banished from Yaoiberg and joining the ranks of The Lost. The only known living user of Rhombustry is PM.

## History

The sheer force from the powerful solar explosion caused by Kermit’s first death pushed many a tectonic plate to do a little shimmy. As such Austria-Hungary and uwutown were pushed together, melding into what was later dubbed Yaoiberg. Very few survived the explosion aside from the upper class, and as such members of the Habsburg dynasty and upper-class uwutownians began to reproduce at an alarming rate. This breeding frenzy resulted in the first Yaoians, nearly all of whom had some form of prognathism. However there were still a select number of uwu cats defended from uwutownians who believed it was wrong to breed with outsiders. The Yaoian society seperated it’s people into three categories:

* Those with mandibular prognathism
* Those with maxillary prognathism
* Those with no prognathism (uwu cats)

These people were put into different districts to live in and for the most part did not socialize with/see anyone outside of their district until they reached high school age.

## Methodology

Rhombustry is a specific flexing of the jaw, neck, and upper arms in order to trigger a small gland in the neck of a Yaoian, this is known as the sinep. When triggered the sinep releases a sort of pheromone which smells strongly of flowers through the user’s nostrils in a long exhale. This mist is known to surprise and disorient the target, causing them to pay muchcloser attention to the user’s facial features. The target will often times stare in awe or even attraction.

Rhombustry is very difficult to master for anyone who is not directly descended from Yaoians due to the absence of the sinep gland, however it’s not entirely impossible. The consumption of petal dust, flower petals crushed into a fine powder, combined with a high level of rizz can help recreate the effects of the sinep gland.
Charakter Erstellung

## Grundlagen

Ein Charakter erhält zu Anfang alle Attribute auf den Standardwert 6.

Zusätzlich erhält er 500 Skillpunkte.

### Rassenwahl

Aus den 9 spielbaren Rassen wird eine ausgewählt und der Charakter erhält die Boni der Rasse. Im Regelfall sind das 10 Attributpunkte und einige besondere Fähigkeiten.

### Berufswahl

Ein Charakter hat einen erlernten Beruf, oder ist Landstreicher. Dabei ist es irrelevant, ob der Charakter diesen Beruf noch aktiv ausübt. Basierend auf dem Feld des Berufs, werden weitere Attribut- und Talent-Boni verteilt.

* Militärische Berufe wie Wache, Söldner oder Leibgarde
	+ Ausdauer +2
	+ Zur Hauptkampfart passendes Atribut [Stärke | Geschick | Magie] +1
	+ Einschüchtern +4
	+ Medizin +2
	+ 1 freier Bonus von +5 auf ein Fitnessattribut
* Wissenschaftliche Berufe wie Forscher
	+ Intelligenz +2
	+ Belastbarkeit +1
	+ Wissenstalent, was zum Beruf passt +5
	+ Konzentration +4
* Handwerkliche Berufe
	+ Stärke oder Geschick +2
	+ Ausdauer +1
	+ Feilschen +4
	+ Das eigene Handwerk auf Stufe 3
	+ Wissenstalent, was zum Handwerk passt +3
* Gauner wie Taschendieb, Einbrecher oder Trickbetrüger
	+ Geschick +2
	+ Tempo +1
	+ Lügen +5
	+ Gesellschaft +4
	+ Taschendiebstahl, Schlösser knacken oder Täuschen +6
* Gewerbliche Berufe wie Händler
	+ Charisma +2
	+ Belastbarkeit +1
	+ Feilschen +6
	+ Gesellschaft +4
	+ Durchschauen +3
* Landstreicher
	+ Ausdauer +2
	+ Belastbarkeit +1
	+ Überreden oder Manipulieren +4
	+ Botanik oder Zoologie +4
	+ Laufen +4
	+ Überlebenstechniken +6

Wenn keines dieser Templates auf einen bestimmten Beruf passt, können frei Anpassungen mit dem Spielleiter ausgemacht werden.

## Skillpunkte

Nach der Anwendung aller Boni geht es darum die Talente und Fähigkeiten weiter mit den Skillpunkten zu erhöhen. Es wird grundsätzlich dazu geraten einen etwas abgerundeten Charakter zu spielen, da es sehr kostspielig wird Skills besonders hoch zu leveln. Beim Kampf ist es immer sinnvoll sich auf eine Disziplin zu spezialisieren aber auch noch in ein oder zwei anderen Techniken geschult zu sein.

Wichtig ist vor der Verteilung der Skillpunkte noch ein mal zu sagen, dass nahezu jede Situation auf verschiedenen Wegen gelöst werden kann.

* Möchte man Informationen von einem verschlossenen NPC erhalten
	+ Ihm scheicheln, bis er sich öffnet (Charme)
	+ Ihn dazu bringen es zu erzählen (Überreden)
	+ Ihn in ein interessantes Gespräch verwickeln (Ein für den MPC interessantes Talent - bei einem interessierten Angler zB *Fischen*)
	+ Ihn in seiner Muttersprache ansprechen (Sprache des NPC)
* Möchte man eine Wache aus dem Weg haben
	+ Töten (Kampf)
	+ Sagen, dass der Befehlshaber gerufen hat (Lügen)
	+ Bestechen (Manipulieren)
	+ Weglocken (Beleidigen oder Charme)
	+ Verjagen (Einschüchtern)

Skillpunkte können folgendermaßen investiert werden:
Asakoi

Asakoi was the second incarnation of Ytterang. He was considered the most evil of the incarnations planning to harvest the power of the Void emerald to make him a god. He was slain right as he was about to harvest the power of the emerald by Ferix, the first savior.

## Abilities

teleportation.

cryokinesis.

Dimensional portal creation.

Pyrokinesis.

Bomb generation.

Swordsmanship.
Elmings

A fully developed Elmling

**Elmlings** are a group of elmospawn that serve as soldiers for Elmo. Elmlings look very similar to Elmo but with underdeveloped fingers and toes.

Elmlings are known to desperately yearn for Elmo's affection, which he uses to manipulate them into doing his bidding. Most Elmlings think they are Elmo's children rather than his tools, and most do not realize they are under Elmo's control: Most Elmings think everything they do is out of their own free will.

## History

Elmlings were created by Elmo and Ms. Piggy during the events of Interbellum I. Elmo stripped them of their creaturehood by assigning them numbers as opposed to names. When one Elming died, the next one to be born are assigned the number of the fallen Elming, effectively replacing them.

During the Battle of Upvotia, half of all Elmings were wiped out, leaving a huge dent in the population: This sparked the creation of Piglets as well as the Elming Sanctuary.

## Playlist

The following songs can be considered a representation of Elmlings.

* 愛して愛して愛して (Love me Love me Love me) -- きくお (Kikuo)

Represents the Elmling's yearning for Elmo's affection

* 君はできない子 (You are a useless child) -- きくお (Kikuo)

Represents Elmo's mistreatment of Elmlings

* Bad Romance -- Lady Gaga

Self explanatory
Serena Wiliams-Stanley

**Serena Williams-Stanley** is initially portrayed as a holier than thou 14-year-old girl. But in season 3, she realized that she shouldn't judge anyone because she's not any better.

## Information

### Nicknames(s)

Jesus Girl (by Brianna), Cutie (by Kevin), Ms. Hottie (by Kevin), Princess (by Noah), Baby Girl (by Noah)

### Date of Birth

August 13, 200414 (S1-S2)15 (S3-S4)16 (S5-S6)17 (S7-S8)

### Relatives

Anne (mother), Brendon (father), Shane (older brother)

### Friends

Cassie Vasquez (best friend), kevin (ex-boyfriend/close friend), Leon, Noah (boyfriend), Marissa, Kameron Jefferson (ex boyfriend)

### Relationships

Kameron (ex boyfriend;S1-S2)Kevin (ex boyfriend;S3-S4)Noah (boyfriend;S4-S4,-S5-S6,-S7)

### Likes

being a Christian, Church, The Holy Bible, boys

### Dislikes

Bullies, people making fun of Christianity,

## Character Biography

### Season 1

In the first season, Serena is in her 9th grade year and is portrayed as a holier than thou girl, but she's also very kind and cares for everyone. She had a crush on Kameron Jefferson the first time she saw him.

### Season 2

In the second season, Serena was dating Kameron, but he started liking Isabella Carson. He then dumped her which leaves Serena heartbroken.

### Season 3

In the third season, Serena is in her 10th grade year, and realizes that she can't be holier than thou anymore, because she made a lot of mistakes before.

### Season 4

In the fourth season, Serena is in the second semester of her 10th grade year, and realizes that she can't be holier than thou anymore, because she made a lot of mistakes before.
The voices

The voices they talk i hear them they have done nothing wrong the voices are good freinds of mine we talk regularly i trust the voices they would do nothing wrong they are trust worhty they have done nothing wrong they give me advice why wouldnt i trust the voices they are good freinds of mine their is no reason to not trust the voices the voices are my only freind but really their not actually my frind but i am the room must listen to me philibuster vigilantly
Nagori

## Erscheinungsbild

Nagori sind die einzigen humanoiden Wesen mit vier Augen, bestehend aus einem großen und einem kleinen Augenpaar. Die kleinen Augen liegen etwas weiter außen auf den Wangen und decken einen großen Winkel ab, um Bewegungen sehr gut wahrzunehmen. Die großen Augen sind für scharfes Bild gemacht und besitzen auch die Fähigkeit im dunkeln relativ gut zu sehen.

Die grundlegende Physis der Nagori trägt, auf Grund der in Sümpfen gelegenen Heimat, einige amphibische Züge. Haare sind eher wenig und kurz, die Ohren sind weit abstehend und die Nase ist flach. Sie können durch Erhöhung des Blutflusses in Händen und Füßen Schwimmhäute bilden und sind damit außerordentlich gute Schwimmer.

Sie sind kräftig gebaut und haben eine athletische Statur, was ihnen eine ausgezeichnete Geschicklichkeit und Schnelligkeit verleiht.

## Lebensweise

Die Lebensweise der Nagori ist stark von ihrem Umfeld geprägt. Sie leben hauptsächlich in Siedlungen entlang der Küsten und Flussufer. Ihre Hauptnahrungsquellen sind Fisch und Meeresfrüchte, aber auch Ackerbau und Viehzucht spielen eine wichtige Rolle.

## Gesellschaft

Die Gesellschaft der Nagori ist streng hierarchisch organisiert. Die Anführer und Entscheidungsträger der Gemeinschaft werden von den Bürgern auserwählt und von der Bevölkerung akzeptiert. Die Rangordnung wird durch Kämpfe und Wettkämpfe bestimmt, bei denen die Kräfte und Fähigkeiten jedes Individuums auf die Probe gestellt werden. Es gibt jedoch auch eine starke spirituelle Komponente in der Gesellschaft der Nagori. Jeder Nagori besitzt eine Gottheit für fast jede Aktivität, von der Landwirtschaft bis hin zur Kriegsführung, und betet zu dieser Gottheit um Erfolg und Schutz.

## Wissenschaft

Die Nagori sind sehr wissenschaftlich und technologisch fortgeschritten. Ihre Forschung ist jedoch stark auf die Erforschung der Unterwasserwelt ausgerichtet, da sie aufgrund ihrer amphibischen Eigenschaften in der Lage sind, lange Zeit unter Wasser zu verbringen. Ihre Forschungsbereiche umfassen auch Themen wie Alchemie, Magie und Heilkunde.

## Kultur

In der Kultur der Nagori gibt es viele traditionelle Feste und Feiern. Eine besonders wichtige Tradition ist das jährliche Erntefest, bei dem die Gemeinschaft ihre Dankbarkeit für eine erfolgreiche Ernte zeigt. Während dieser Feierlichkeiten werden auch Wettkämpfe abgehalten, bei denen die Stärke und Fähigkeiten jedes Individuums gezeigt werden.

## Religion

Es gibt kaum Nagori, die nicht gläubig sind. Sie haben eine breite Varietät an Glaubensrichtungen und sind immer offen für Neues. Einige gehen soweit für fast jede Aktivität eine Gottheit zu haben, von der Jagd, über das Essen, bis hin zum Schlaf.

## Werte und Eigenschaften

### Männer & Frauen

###### *Vieräugig*

Deine vier Augen verleihen dir enorme Sehkraft. Du erhältst einen Bonus von 4 auf Wahrnehmungsproben, bei denen *sehen* erforderlich ist.

###### *Schwimmhäute*

Du erhältst einen Bonus von +6 auf Schwimmen
Principal Principle

"It's just the principle!"

**Principal Principle** is the Principal of The Academy. Despite what students may say, Principal Principle may be strict: but she's not "bossy". She cares deeply about her students while being confident and commanding. She is very compassionate but has difficulty expressing her feelings: as she grew up in a household where no one communicated with each other.

## History

Principle was born in Lotuston sometime during the events of Interbellum II. Her parents were Tarsier Sauce and Hanatsubo Mika, a couple who did not love each other, but were pressured to be together by their parents. Hanatsubo Mika and Tarsier Sauce were both homosexual, but their parents did not support them. Hanatsubo Miku would throw herself into work, and Tarsier Sauce would throw himself into alcohol. As a result, 8-year-old principle would cook dinner, do the laundry, track homework, etc. When Principle was 13 Tarsier Sauce lost his job, while he moped and drank she was setting up resumes and mailing them to companies pretending to be her father. At age 14 Principle's parents divorced and gave custody to her aunt, Hatsune Miku.

## Relationships

### Hanatsubo Mika

    Mika and her daughter have a very strained relationship. Mika feels guilty for not being around much while Principle was growing up, and says she's always loved Principle and wants to be a more frequent presence in her life. Principle despises Mika and doesn't want anything to do with her.
Joobi

Joobi is a member of the Emojis.

## Early life

Joobi was often bullied for being blue rather than yellow (Emojiland was quite racist back then). He often spent his days crying in his room. One day he decided he had enough and flew into a blind rage killing Gun emoji resulting in him being exiled from Emojiland.

## Life in exile

For 20 years he lived in a small cave near the border of Emojiland watching the days go by. He had heard stories that he was a descendant of Kermit, but he never believed them. One day The observer told him that he was in fact a late generation sub god destined to create a group of powerful meme lords known as the "goobie gang". After hearing these revelations he set off to go on his journey heading towards...Glaggleland.

## In Glaggleland

Joobi made the long trip to Glaggleland in which the only notable thing he found was the grave of a talking goat who had been hanged in Prague. When he arrived in Glaggleland after a year of travelling he found the area devastated by The Glaggleland massacre. Many Glaggles specifically of the Giggler type lay dead after the massacre. He could barely find any survivors. Joobi left Glaggleland realizing that any prospects of forming the Goobie gang there had been tarnished. He set off for a new land which he had never heard of, The internet nostalgia zone which had been a hermit kingdom of sorts with only a few leaving.
Sub-god

sub-gods are a species that was created byKermit shortly before the sleepy times notable examples include Elmo Gigachad Sigma DogeDoge jr the Borzois Robin the frog Barry B Benson Karen Neckbeard Etc Etc

children or creations of subgods are also subgods.

The first generation subgods usual possess massive amounts of power.
Kermit - Quotes

Kermit

Gallery

Quotes

## Quotes From Kermit

"When I created the Earth I swore to stand by the ones I love forever. I fully intend to keep that promise."

"Hey broski could I get some of that weed"

"I can hear your calling in the night. I have come to rescue you, my darlings."

"hahaha balls funni"

"Oh my angel, you have worked hard and noble. Your supereogations will not fall on deaf ears. It is time to rest now, sweet one."

"Doge was my son, don't you get it?! It was my job to protect him, and if he's dead...that means I failed."

"I love to do drugs"

"irrumabo"

## Quotes Concerning Kermit

"Didn't I do it...for you? Did I do it for you? ...When all that I do is for you, Kermie..."

"That arrogant bastard knows nothing of love. The heart of the frog is deceptive in nature."

"Amogus"

"Kermit has been nothing except loyal and good. I will not betray my creator just because you crave his power."
Brooks

## Erscheinungsbild

Brooks sind große und enorm stämmige Wesen. Ihre Gliedmaßen sind teilweise doppelt so dick, wie die von anderen humanoiden Rassen. Sie haben einen kurzen dicken Hals, sehr breite Schultern und auch eher kurze Beine.

Sie sind dadurch ziemlich langsam, ermüden aber auch kaum, soweit, dass sie auch eine Nacht durcharbeiten können, ohne am Folgetag davon groß benachteiligt zu sein.

## Lebensweise

Brooks hören bis an ihr Lebensende nicht auf zu wachsen. Ab etwa dem 30. Lebensjahr verlangsamt sich ihr Wachstum stark, stoppt aber nicht vollständig. Da ihr Körper ständig in Arbeit ist, fällt es ihnen leichter schwere Wunden zu heilen und sogar Narben loszuwerden.

Die Brooks haben keine traditionellen Geschlechterrollen. Es gibt ähnlich viele Männer wie auch Frauen in Jagdgruppen, Sammlergruppen und sonstigen fachlichen Gruppierungen.

## Gesellschaft

Brooks werden auf Grund ihrer enormen Größe und Stärke gerne von anderen Spezies als Packesel verwendet. Ihre Fähigkeit riesige Mengen zu tragen und das ohne Pausen über sehr lange Zeit zu tun, macht sie trotz ihrer niedrigen Geschwindigkeit zu guten Gütertransportern.

## Wissenschaft

Ihre größten Fortschritte liegen im Bereich der Medizin, mit der sie versuchen ihre ohnehin überlegene Physis weiter zu entwickeln bis zu einem Punkt der praktischen Unsterblichkeit.

## Kultur

Passend zu ihrer ruhigen Art drücken Brooks sich gern in kompletter Stille in Kunst aus. Es ist beeindruckend, wie eine so grob aussehende Kreatur einen Pinsel mit einer Präzision schwingt, die ihresgleichen sucht. Gemälde von berühmten Brooks sind oft sehr wertvoll.

## Werte und Eigenschaften

### Männer & Frauen

###### *Ultraschneller Stoffwechsel*

Du regenerierst die dreifache Menge HP wenn du schläfst.
PM - Quotes

PM

Gallery

Quotes

## Quotes From PM

"Cars have ceilings too"

"How many times must I tell you, you dimwitted half-wit drooling blockhead?! I am NOT A MORON
"

"So, [REDACTED], you wanna learn how to play binding of Isaac?"

"So basically, you just gotta get on your knees and start [CENSORED BECAUSE WTF] Edmund [MORE CENSORED STUFF BECAUSE WTF]"

"[REDACTED]...you cannot run...you cannot lie...I am going to bang your mom..."

"I like big men, and I cannot lie: I also like apple pie. They both taste good, one of them is not food, and the other is a bit too sticky..."

"\*rapping\* apple apple apple Snapple mas with us and you will eat gravel apple cobbler apple pie you messed with us so now you die \*mic drop\*"

"MUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAA--- \*continues for a solid 30 seconds\* "

"BM YOU DID NOT HAVE ME PINNED I COULDVE WRIGGLED OUTTA THERE AT ANY POINT OPERATION THURSDAY WAS A COMPLETE FAILURE AND YOU KNOW IT"

"RIP ebener scroge he was a real one"

"THEY FUCKIN SAMPSONED ME"

"You’re just jealous of my immense acreage"

## Quotes Concerning PM

"PM DON'T YOU DARE WE LITERALLY HAD YOU PINNED TO THE WALL/GROUND LIKE SEXY ANIME BOYS AND THEN THE WHISTLE BLEW. OPERATION THURSDAY IS NOT DEAD DAMMIT!!!!1!"

"You are built like a Stickman"
Amogus

Amogus

Gallery

Quotes

**Amogus** is NOT a sus imposter.

## Relationships

### Gray Guy

Gray Guy and Amogus are ex-boyfriends. Due to Gray Guy’s Yandere nature, Amogus has found themselves victim to stalking and harassment from Gray Guy. Due to Amogus being a resident of Upvotia, they cannot get a restraining order. They have learned the way of the imposter in order to defend themselves. If you find yourself near Amongus, it’s very likely you will land yourself on Gray Guy’s hitlist.
AV

AV
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AV's anime portrait

AV is a former-archpriest and former-kermitist. He was known for being disliked by other Archpriests although BM seemed to like him.

## History

He was born to a rich family that were rich due to his father being an early investor in a large company. Not much is known about his life until meeting Pape HH. The pape and him bonded as they became part of a friend group of Pape HH, PM, WE, and **AV**. He became an archpriest at the same time PM & WE. He became increasingly disliked and when he attacked PM he was temporarily suspended from being an archpriest. He was reinstated but removed again after deleting a large part of the bibble. He was reinstated again but removed for the exact same reason. He was reinstated for a final time but left on his own accord due to his discomfort with being an archpriest and also practicing Judaism. AV has only ever been considered a Kermitism traitor due to deleting parts of the bibble and the congregation respects and supports his decision to leave.
The Homeless Rabbit

Made with garfieldsona maker (WIP¿¿¿¿) Picrew.

**The Homeless Rabbit** is a rabbit who is homeless. While most homeless rabbits resemble The Homeless Rabbit, homeless humans are usually very different; however some people unjustly see the homeless rabbit as the pinnacle of homelessness.

## History

The homeless rabbit was british and one day he died of illness.

## Playlist

Gypsy Woman (She's Homeless) by Crystal Waters

Don't Mine at Night (Pony Parody) by Jan Animation Studios

Emo Girl by Machine Gun Kelly, featuring WILLOW
Lucian Vehrenfeld

## Erscheinungsbild

Lucian ist ein sehr alter Mann. Sein Gesicht ist gezeichnet von seinem 128 Jahre langem Leben und seine Behaarung hat eine weiße Farbe angenommen. Er trägt häufig einen Hut und benutzt einen Gehstock, um seinen alten Rücken zu stützen.

## Bisheriges Leben

Lucian ist ein Meister des Wortes, ein Schöpfer von unvergesslichen Charakteren und Geschichten, die die Herzen der Leser berühren. Er ist nicht nur ein begnadeter Autor, sondern auch ein visionärer Denker, der mit seinen Schriften die Grenzen der Vorstellungskraft erweitert. Seine Werke sind eine Quelle der Inspiration für Massen von Schriftstellern, die sich an seinem Genie erfreuen und von seinem unverwechselbaren Stil lernen können.

## Große Werke

Unter seinen Werken ragen drei besonders hervor, die zu literarischen Meisterwerken avancierten und die Welt in ihren Bann zogen.

Das erste Werk, "Die verlorene Träne", erzählt von der zerrütteten Liebe zweier verfeindeter Adelsfamilien, die sich durch Leidenschaft und Opferbereitschaft ihren Weg zur Erlösung bahnten.

Das zweite Werk trägt den Titel "Der silberne Schatten" und führt die Leser in eine geheimnisvolle Welt voller Magie und Intrigen. Es ist eine epische Erzählung über den tapferen Krieger Odric, der sich gegen finstere Mächte erhob und die Balance zwischen Licht und Dunkelheit wiederherstellte.

Das dritte und wohl bekannteste Werk von Lucian Vehrenfeld heißt "Die verzauberte Feder". In diesem literarischen Juwel wird die Geschichte eines Schriftstellers selbst erzählt, der in die Magie seiner eigenen Worte verstrickt wurde. Es ist eine Mischung aus Fiktion und Realität, die die Leser auf eine Reise durch die unendlichen Möglichkeiten der Fantasie führt.
Dream

I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time

Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind

And when they ask me how I'm doing

I say, "I'm just fine"

And when they ask me how I'm doing

I say, "I'm just fine"

But the fact is

I can never get off of my mattress

And all that they can ask is

"Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?)

https://lyricstranslate.com/en/dream-mask-lyrics.html
Kermitism

## Ideology

Kermitsm is about worshiping the Holy Kermit and following his teachings in order to guide our world to eternal happiness. Kermitism's primary values are love, power, and memes.

## History

Kermitism was created when Kermit first created the humans, his strong, intelligent children made to love and respect their creator as he respects them, and, to above all, live.

these are the waves of the modern church of kermitism.

### First Wave

First wave Kermitism started when HH and ZC formed the church. They recruited a few members and ZC ascended to papeship. Eventually she stepped down and Pape HH ascended to Papeship. This era had several conflicts within the church such as brutal civil wars. The era ended when many people left the church and kermitism entered the dark age.

### Second Wave

Second Wave Kermitism originated in Interbellum II, when Pape HH recruited Archpriests PM and WE. This was an important time in Kermitism, when much of Kermit's struggles and history were uncovered and documented. This wave also laid down the armature for what would eventually become the Kermitism Bibble.

### Third Wave

Third Wave Kermitism introduced a strong wave of Archpriest as well as fierce enemies looking to destroy Kermitism. In the Third Wave, Archpriests began to question the church's setup, and banded together for The Great Reconstructing: an improvement and strengthening re-imagining of the church. This is the current Kermitism wave, and as such, time will tell how it pans out...

## Hierarchical Structure

(This is the hierarchical structure of the Kermitist Church, other hierarchies are not discussed here.)

Kermit is above all. He is all that ever was and all that will ever be. There is not a single being above Kermit. He alone is the ceiling of the multiverse.

Below Kermit are the Kermitist Sub-gods, Kermit's closest allies.

The Inimpeachable One is all Archpriests combined, it is responsible for large decisions within the Kermitist Church. The only time an Archpriest has no control of the Inimpeachable One is if the decision in question is about their status as an Archpriest.

The Pape is a senior Archpriest who is considered the wisest of the others, and should be relied on for guidance. However, The Pape is still an Archpriest, and can still be demoted by The Inimpeachable One. the Pape is the single highest human in the church and passes acts and decrees.

Archpriests are powerful Kermitist figures who all together make the The Inimpeachable One. They know the most about Kermitism out of all mortal Kermitists and their prayers are powerful in that they directly call Kermit's attention with the warm, golden light of a devoted Kermitist. Archpriests can only be demoted by The Inimpeachable One.

A Priest is an Archpriest's assistant. they are lowest ranked members of the congregation and do not hold much power unlike other members of the congregation they get half a vote.
ML

ML
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ML's official anime portrait as Anti-pape

ML is the leader of the littites and was Anti-pape from April to May 2022. She was a prominent figure of early Kermitism being one of the first followers of Pape ZC and HH. She didn’t like the leadership though and formed the The littites which at its peak had ~5 members. She was defeated in the Kermitist civil wars. Before she had been the 7th president of Ploygrunda and the 1st (and only) president of whisping willows.
Satan

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**Satan**, also known as Snot, is the lord of the Death Planes and an iconic queen. He primarily works in the lower death planes, as that's where the most help is needed. They use any pronouns and are known for their iconic red-skin and large curvy horns. She enjoys inventing new unimaginably painful methods of torture for child predators. They also have udders which produce an extremely spicy and thick milk.

## History

Born from the void, Satan has never truly aged. When Kermit created living creatures, Satan took it upon himself to govern the after life. When the news of Kermit's first passing reached the underworld, Satan disguised themselves as a human named "Snot", and left the death planes to spy on Kermit's domain. While exploring Eribbita, they met a charming Lotuston kemonomimi named Booger. Snot spent more and more time with Booger and the two began to slowly fall in love. Despite her hesitance to show Booger her true self, Snot acquired the courage to tell Booger she was Satan. Although surprised at first, Booger accepted Snot for who he was and the two settled down and had a family. DragonCheez and Bear McBearyson. When the war broke out, the truth of the matter was sealed: Bear would stay with Booger and live a quiet Lotuston life, and DragonCheez would stay with Snot and become a demon of hell.

## Credits

History image, Snot.png, was made with キラキラ鱈メーカー3 (English: Kira-Kira Cod Maker 3) Picrew.
Pape HH - Quotes

Pape HH

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## Quotes From Pape HH

"You’ll never be part of the Bourgeoisie"

"I WORE HIS SKIN AS A MASK AND I SAID, 'THAT'S WHAT THE F\*\*\*ING POINT OF THE MASK IS!'"

"and i'm here too!"

"reet reet"

"There are 3 types of lollygaggers: people who aren't paying attention, people who choke on lollipops, and the 3rd one...I can't talk about that one..."

"You're on the world's stage my boy, why not give them a show?"

"and that's my favorite quote"

"do not greet me as if I am some god I am but the highest servant of the frog"

## Quotes Concerning Pape HH

"Tell Pape HH he must put the church on lockdown. The Upvotians are coming..."

"Pape HH? He simply repeats Kermit's name in front of a crowd of pre-existing Kermitists. We don't need to worry about him."
Mike Marvel

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Mike nearly having his homosexuality revealed

Mike Marvel is a man made of pure muscle. He gives out the secrets to his TWO FISTED BIG MUSCLE SEX-APPEAL.

## Controversies

* Hiding the secrets to his TWO FISTED BIG MUSCLE SEX-APPEAL behind a paywall (until busted during Operation TFBMSA)
* Being mysoginistic
The great reconstructioning

the great reconstructioning is the massive wave of reforms that came about in the third wave. It started when some archpriests started to question the setup of the church and did something about it. The creation of the wiki signifies the beginning of the great rreconstructioning. Many reforms have been passed as part of this such as reforms to the heirarchy, the power of the archpriests and the structuring of the church.
Mutators

Mutators allow you to change up gameplay by modifying the rules or adding entirely new ones. They can be combined freely letting you customize your experience; Some will give you a helping hand if youre struggling on a certain level, others will bump up the difficulty if you want more of a challenge, and some just inject a little chaos into the mix.

Mutators can add a multiplier to your final score in a level and fall into three categories:

* **Helper**: Makes gameplay easier, usually with a reduced score multiplier.
* **Harder**: Makes gameplay harder, usually with an increased score multiplier.
* **Mayhem**: Adds chaos with variable score multipliers.

Not all mutators are logically compatible with eachother. For example, Deathless cannot be combined with Glass Player, or Vamp.

BottomlessDeathlessTimelessGlass PlayerGlass EnemiesTombstone TeleportIron SightsBullet TimeChain ReactionTrick ShotVampRoulette
Borzois

**Borzois** are a race of hellhounds created by Elmo and Ms piggy while in exile. Bloodthirsty by nature, Borzois are trained since birth to be strong and aggressive. Their primary handlers are Elmings, as such, they have evolved to be obedient towards creatures that resemble Elmo.

## Abilities

Borzoi are strong and athletic, with strong snoffers (also known as sniffers, noses, or snouts) for smelling fear and salt. Borzoi also possess the uncanny ability to clone themselves, though it takes a lot of energy. This means even if there is only one Borzoi left, the population can bounce back.
First Coming

## The Beginning

In the beginning, there was a realm of pure beings. One of these beings was Jim Henson, Jim Henson was bored so he created an empty and chaotic void. From this void sprang forth Kermit. Kermit lived in centuries of quiet and peaceful tranquility, but Kermit soon grew tired of the empty void; and so he created the universe in what is known as the “big bong”. Kermit drained His energy during this event, so, he came crashing down to earth to take a ten-thousand-year nap in what is known as the “sleepy times”; just before He fell asleep he used the last of his power to create thousands of simple life forms to populate the empty void rocks, in addition to 100 sub-gods to rule the universe while he slept.

On October 10th, over three-thousand years later, Kermit awoke to find the simple life forms He created had evolved into a respectable species; so he dubbed the creatures humans. Stunned at the wake of their creator, they began to worship him. After years of drifting across the cosmos, Kermit found another one of Jim Henson's void creations: Ms. Piggy. The two had a beautiful union and promised to always be faithful and loving to one another.

## Betrayal

After ten-hundred years of loving, passionate union, Kermit walked in on Ms. Piggy...she had laid with another. A sub-god named Elmo. Kermit got on his knees and began to sob and sob and sob. Ms. Piggy and Elmo found this *very* annoying, as its very difficult to *get it on* when there's a sobbing frog at the corner of your bed. The two began to conspire against Kermit, and so they hired the human mafia to assassinate him. The mafia forced Kermit to dig his grave with his own hands, and drew their weapons to shoot kermit dead. This coup failed, and Kermit wiped out the mafia.

Elmo began to panic, he'd greatly under estimated the power of Kermit; So he went to another sub-god named Giga Chad and tried to persuade him to kill his lover's husband, but Giga Chad was loyal, and refused to kill his creator, so Elmo used his power to absorb Giga Chad’s super strength, thus killing him. Elmo then went to Kermit and yeeted him into the sun; and with that, the first coming of Kermit was complete.

## Gallery

Kermit populating the worldKermit crying due to Ms. Piggy's unfaithfulnessKermit
BB

BB
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BB in his bear form

BB is an archpriest who was the first true archpriest of Kermitism.

## History

Nothing is known about his early childhood. He met Pape HH and while the pape initially had a dislike of him they became friends. When kermitism was founded BB was one of the first to follow it he proved to be very loyal making a shrine in his home. He helped write the bibble for The old canon. When the clergy was abolished he went from Deacon to high priest (the old name for Archpriests).

## Personality

BB possesses intelligence which rivals that of even Pape HH scoring high rankings in Mathematics, language arts, history, science, and religious studies. He is known for rambling with extremely fast talking. He is generally kind. He helped write a history book with Pape HH about World War I providing most of the information on the early phases of the war displaying his massive intellect. He is one to crack jokes and enjoy memes.
GotW

The first GotW

**GotW** (Gif of the week) is exactly what it sounds like: a weekly gif featured on the front of the Kermitism Wiki. The first gif featured on the front page was "Piggykermiehug.gif", posted on the front page on February 14th to celebrate valentine's day, however the first featured gif to use the term "gif of the week" was "Bonk Putin .gif" on the 25th of February. Both can be classified as "the first".

GotW is definitely not known for being consistent: due to erratic scheduling (and many of the archpriests having disorders like ADHD) oftentimes gifs will end up staying the GotW for longer than expected.

## Gallery

GoTW from March 23rd 2023-March 30th 2023"kermitists against putin" GoTW from february 25 2023-March 2 2023Gotw from march 2nd 2023-march 23 2023, longest time for GotwGotw from March 30th 2023-April 6th 2023GotW from April 6th 2023-April 21st 2023GotW from April 21st 2023-
Staff

The staff on the Kermitism Wiki (anyone rollback and above)

There are currently 3 bureaucrats, 3 administrators, 1 Content Moderator, 0 Thread Moderators, and 1 rollback.

## Key

* History - the promotions and demotions of this user
* Other roles - lesser roles that this user has
* Character - the character that this user is in the story
* Activity - how active this user is
* Active - has edited, discussed, or performed other actions 5+ times in the last month
* Semi-active - has edited, discussed, or performed other actions less than 5 times in the last 2 months
* Inactive - has not edited, discussed, or performed other actions in the last 2 months

## Bureaucrats

 WeAreArchpriests | * April 7 2023: Promoted to Bureaucrat and Administrator by BearDrinksBoba
 Chomikfinder2000 | * January 15 2024: Promoted to Bureaucrat by BearDrinksBoba
* February 18 2023: Promoted to Administrator by BearDrinksBoba

## Administrators

 DragonCheez | * April 3 2023: Promoted to Administrator by BearDrinksBoba
 Thefrogsoapdealer | * April 27 2023: Promoted to Administrator by BearDrinksBoba

## Content Moderators

* January 3 2024: Promoted to Thread Moderator and Rollback by Chomikfinder2000
* November 3 2023: Demoted from Administrator, Content Moderator, and Thread moderator by BearDrinksBoba
* May 11 2023: Promoted to Administrator by BearDrinksBoba
* April 4 2023: Promoted to Content moderator and Thread Moderator by BearDrinksBoba
* Rollback

## Thread Moderators

Shot out 4 fan is the only Thread Moderator.

## Former staff

* February 13 2023: Promoted to Content Moderator and Thread Moderator by BearDrinksBoba
 Kneecap Inverter | * January 22 2024 Demoted from Administrator by Chomikfinder2000
* May 11 2023 Promoted to Administrator by BearDrinksBoba
Big Birb

after his brutal killing

Saint big birb was a fat saint who was brutally killed on february 22 2023. He was a thinkless bird who had joined kermitism. One day he was walking in a courtyard when suddenly he was sliced in half. in cold blood.

## Veneration

Big Birb was canonized by Pape HH February 22 2023 (Kermitist year I). His feast day is February 22 and he is the patron saint of: the thinkless and birbs.

a big Birb makes his exit lets give him a big hand
Kethari Lebensphasen

Ein Kethari durchlebt mehere Phasen in seinem rund 140-jährigen Leben.

###### Kindesalter (Geburt - 6 Jahre)

Das Kindesalter ist die Zeit, in der es stark um die Erziehung geht. Während dieser Phase hat ein Kethari keinerlei Pflichten.

###### Jugendlich (6 - 11 Jahre)

In dieser Phase lernen die Kethari grundlegende Fertigkeiten und Disziplinen, die für ihre zukünftige Rolle in der Gesellschaft wichtig sind. Diese Phase wird als "Erwachen" bezeichnet, da die Kethari in dieser Zeit beginnen, ihre natürlichen Fähigkeiten und Interessen zu entdecken.

###### Die Ausbildungsphase (11-20 Jahre)

Nach Abschluss ihrer Kindheitsphase beginnen die Kethari mit ihrer Ausbildung in ihrer spezifischen Disziplin. Diese Phase wird als "Studium" bezeichnet und umfasst eine intensive Ausbildung und Praxiserfahrung in Wissenschaft oder Handwerk.

###### Die berufliche Phase (30-80 Jahre)

In dieser Phase arbeiten die Kethari aktiv in ihrem Beruf und machen Fortschritte in ihrer Karriere. Diese Phase wird als "Aufstieg" bezeichnet, da die Kethari in dieser Zeit ihre Fähigkeiten und Kenntnisse ausbauen und auf höhere Positionen innerhalb ihrer Disziplin aufsteigen.

###### Die Ruhephase (80-100 Jahre)

Nach vielen Jahren harter Arbeit und Aufstieg in ihrer Karriere treten die Kethari in eine Phase der Ruhe und Erholung ein. Diese Phase wird als "Besinnung" bezeichnet, da die Kethari in dieser Zeit Zeit haben, über ihr Leben nachzudenken und sich auf ihre spirituellen und kulturellen Interessen zu konzentrieren. Auch die Elternzeit beginnt erst in dieser Phase.

###### Die Ältestenphase (100-140 Jahre)

In dieser letzten Lebensphase werden die Kethari zu spirituellen Führern und Weisen. Diese Phase wird als "Weisheit" bezeichnet, da die Kethari in dieser Zeit ihr Wissen und ihre Erfahrungen an jüngere Generationen weitergeben und als Ratgeber und Berater fungieren.
Beast berry

The beast berry is a species of Ohio berry. It closely resembles a Buff berry but covered with small hairs like a kiwi and two leaves on each part. It is commonly known as “the fool’s buff berry”. Eating the berry will result in being springlocked in a fur suit or much more rarely become a random animal.
Third Coming

## Risen from the Dust

The Kermitists had grown strong and fierce, and Pape HH joined forces with Kermitist Archeologists and the Necromancers to locate the femur of Kermit, with the Pape’s studies of Kermit’s life and the Archeologists’ professional digging, Kermit’s femur was excavated from the shrine and brought to London, where Kermit's resurrection ritual was held by the Necromancers.

Golden light blazed the Necromancers’ skin as Kermit lived once more, but little did they know war followed not too far behind him…When Karen caught wind of Kermit’s revival, she started The Third Meme War by directing the un-memers to grab up land in the united kingdom. ThatVeganTeacher attempted to attack Kermit with an invasion of London but she was killed when a slab of steak was thrown at her, and because she is vegan, she dissolved. Karen grew angry after finding out that her right-hand woman and wife had perished, so she appointed vanilla pudding as her right-hand man and  Minald trumpence (a genetic fusion of Trump and Pence) as her left-hand man. She now had two hands, and was ready to attack.

## Rotten Pudding

In his recklessness and Douche-baggery, Pudding attempted to invade random homes but was quickly killed by Sigma, who wasn’t having any of it. Karen screamed in frustration and directed her henchman to go after Kermit and the Necromancers, but this plan fell apart in her weak, shaking hands as Un-memers were unable to locate Kermit, and the Necromancers just kept reviving each other. Karen however would soon find victory in the news of Minald Trumpence’s sucessful takeover of Liverpool, the pool in which the Beatles met during a heated game of “the queen’s crispers’ nestle’s crunchy polo-Marco game”. (Also known as Marco-Polo.)

While touring her new liverpool territory, Karen noticed a shaking presence in a nearby alleyway. She held out a hand to the terrified boy and asked him his name and why he was scared. The boy looked her in the eyes, tears falling down his cheeks...the unmistakable look of a youtuber giving an apology. "I-I...I'm Sebastian Balls. It was my dream to join the Freakin' Army...b-but with 'murica being Kermitism territory...I just don't know if that's what I want to perceive myself out to the world as, you know?" Karen smiled evily. She did not quite understand whatever the hell Balls was talking about, but she got the jist.

"Sebastian Balls, how would you like to make 'murica yours?"

"...What?"
"You can go to Upvotia...join r/Karenia's Militia...and if you prove yourself worthy, you shall accompany us to defeat Kermit and take his land."

Sebastian looked up at Karen with awe.

"Come with me, boy...together, we will make the Freakin' Army yours..."
Queefus

Queefus, later on The Angel, is a Borzoi that switched sides and joined Kermitism.

## Veneration

Queefus is one of 4 saints considered canon before papes started canonizing saints. He is the patron saint of: Borzois (good ones), dogs, and wayward people. His feast day is April 20.

## Playlist

* The Angel's Song - Lady Gaga
* Emo - Lil Uzi Vert
Operation AI is ass

Operation AI is ass is the plan to remove all AI generated images from the kermitism wiki.

## Timeline

* May 12 2023. BM/LM begins the operation with an announcement in the discuss page of the wiki.
* May 12 2023. The picture on PM is changed.
* May 15 2023. The credits header is created.
* May 15 2023. The picture on MM is changed.
* May 16 2023. The pictures on DragonCheez and BM/LM are changed.
* June 14 2023. The picture on Gold Bear is changed.
* October 17 2023. The picture on AM is changed.
* November 4 2023. The picture on Doge is changed.
* November 7 2023. The picture of AM is changed on Archpriests.
* November 25 2023. The pictures on the Rules page are changed.
* November 25 2023. Operation AI is ass is included as part of the larger Operation New beginnings.
Operation mysterious bog

Operation mysterious bog was an operation to spy on The hog-rider clan to make sure they had no plans to attack the church. It had one spy, archpriest MM who said that he had “revoked the church” and joined the hog riders. It ended a few weeks later after MM was kicked off their secret document which led to the Hog Rider War. however a little bit of the operation was successful as the hog riders still believe that MM is neutral with RM remarking "MM is the most neutral person in the world".
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