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**067 089 066 069 082 067 085 084 #1** is a video part of the Yume Nikki's Biggest Secret ARG, uploaded by Cybermare.

## Infon

The video uploaded by Cybermare is found after the letters from the Pastebin link are put into an Imgur image that contains a link from this video. Cybermare talks to the viewers about videos she found in the internet.

## Description

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## Music

* Quincy Jones - Ironside (Theme From "Ironside")

## Transcript

**Cybermare:** HEY DICKHEADS AND OH MY GOD ARE YOU READY TO SEE THE BEST VIDEO EVER

*(a video of a dog looking at the screen while they fart plays)*
**Cybermare:** Again.
*(Cybermare plays the video again)*
**Cybermare:** Again.
*(Cybermare plays it once again four times while posing)*
**Cybermare:** No seriously, this is one of the best fucking video I've ever seen on the web. *(Cybermare plays it again without any sound)* Besides its not for nothing that this managed to get 6 million views. And then there's too much emotions in this dog's look.
*(Cybermare plays it once again for a few times as the dog actually starts talking)*
**Dog:** Holy shit- what the fuck- excuse you little- what was that? Wait I can talk?
**Cybermare:** Dog plus fart equals victory. No I'm just kidding. We're not stupid little kids here. If that we're the case I'd show the video in slow motion.
*(Cybermare plays the video again but this time in slow motion)*
**Cybermare:** This video is pretty short to talk about, but admit that is was pretty worth it.
*(Cybermare plays the video again but this time with music over it as it zooms in)*
**Cybermare:** The second video is another short one.
*(Cybermare plays a video with a llama and dog in the room as the llama makes a funny noise)*
**Cybermare:** Best video of the entire world. You, you can see that she brought her dad and everything.
*(Cybermare plays the video again)*
**Cybermare:** I'm not gonna hide that this video despite being short. Like my dick. And its weird content. Like my.... dick. No actually it just reminds me of the previous video we talked about.
*(Cybermare plays the first video she showed earlier)*
**Cybermare:** It's like they're talking to each other.
*(Cybermare shows a footage of Mii Tennis playing the two sounds from the two videos she shown back to back over the sound of the tennis being hit to show context)*.
**Cybermare:** Let's put that in music now.
*(Cybermare samples the two videos she shown earlier over a song to use them as vocal samples)*
**Cybermare:** Yeah, this video is fake. But it got a lot more views than the original. Which is pretty good. I like this *(makes the sound from the second video she shown)* so much that I'm gonna use it as a sense of bleep from now on. Understood you fu- *(word is censeored from the sound from the second video she shown many times)* The third video is a completely normal television clip.
*(Cybermare plays a Russian video of the girl dancing in the strip club)*
**Cybermare:** Wait, what did I just see?
*(music plays over a closeup of the girl from the Russian video)*
**Cybermare:** Oh no.....
*(clip breifly plays again)*
**Cybermare:** Nooooooooooooo!!!! It would have been a lot weirder if it was another documentary.
*(Cybermare plays a video of an underwater documentary)*
**Cybermare:** And for those who are doubting what I'm saying, look at this.
*(Cybermare plays the clip of the news reporter zoomed in)*
**Cybermare:** That's disgusting! *(her voice is tuned to a music playing)* Well this is the end of the episode. Hope you've enjoyed it. Don't forget to like and subscribe and bye.
*(subscribe button is shown in the screen)*

## Trivia

* The format of the video as a whole references the *What the Cut* series by Antoine Daniel.
* The title in the ideo is a hex code which translates to "Cybercut 1" which is also seen in the thumbnail.