Moriya Goldberg

*This article features media from **MGW Productions** that has yet to be released.*

**Moriya Goldberg** is a Jewish, half-Japanese otaku and Burnaby South Secondary School student and the poster boy of Cross-Universal Chaos: Fate of the MGW-Verse.

## Win Quotes

### Cross-Universal Chaos: Fate of the MGW-Verse

#### Generic

* *"Those* hissawwaza *(special moves) you showed me really blew me out of my mind! I've got to learn how to do them sometime!"*
* *"I missed school again! My principal's gonna chew me out big time! Later, [partner name]!"*

#### Special Quotes

* *"*Matte *(wait)... Are you telling me we'll all be ambiguously-brown atheists in the future?"* (vs. Nathan/Aaron)
* *"It's one thing for kids to dream of ruling a city, but any adult who does the same is a complete* baka *(idiot)."* (*Cross-Universal Chaos R*-exclusive)
* *"Y'know, you can always eat those goats of yours if you ever get low on food."*

## Hair Insults

* **Mirror Match**: They were right. My hair really *does* look ugly!
* **Thomas**: That hair would be put to better use as part of a practice dummy.
* **Pierre**: Shall I trim your hair into something more proper?
* **Xiaodan**: Do you wish *mein Vater* (my father) to forge you a helmet to hide that carbuncle that you wear on your head?
* **Zhiruo**: I doubt the *Zhōngguó Jūnduì* (Chinese Army) would judge you fit to fight in any war with that hair.
* **Hannibal**: I done was contracted to off somebody with wack-ass hair like yours back in '97.
* **Damien**: I would never allow my officers to wear such a hideous hairstyle.
* **Bobby**: No offense, dude, but you don't look like you've ever gotten a haircut in your life.
* **Quincy**: Got time to drop that wack 'do? I know a barber five blocks from my college who'll get the job done.
* **Pua**: Why do you look like a mop?
* **Emi**: I know *akuyaku* (villains) on the Koneko no Senshi show with better hair than you.
* **Valkyrie**: If you ever want to make it into any *hær* (army) later in life, you should get rid of that hair.
* **Okuma**: You would look better bald.
* **Jodiana**: If only I knew a song that could cure you of your hair problems...
* **Aquatos**: Never have I encountered a surface dweller with hair as strange as yours.
* **Steel Daniel**: That hair is NOT rockin' at all! Have you no shame?
* **Abigail**: I pray that, one day, you never wear your hair in such a horrendous way again.
* **Satoshi**: HQ? I'm getting reports of a *juuhachi-sai-miman no douhan-sha no inai bunmin* (unaccompanied civilian under the age of 18) with strange hair.
* **Cleo**: Aw, HELL, naw! That yee-yee ass permin' failure ain't gon' cut it, no how!
* **Juan**: If I stole some *oro* (gold) for you, perhaps you could afford better hair.
* **Esmeralda**: Does *tu madre* (your mother) ever allow you out in public with that hair?
* **Terry**: I don't need a silly haircut to earn a victory in the ring!
* **Khwezi**: Are you trying to block my kicks with that *puinhoop* (mess) on your head?
* **Russell**: The path of a true martial artist is not to wear your hair in an ill-favored way.
* **Onni**: Bad hair and good sportsmanship don't mix, *kaveri* (buddy).
* **Bashu**: Such dreadful hair... We wouldn't even call your soul... worth absorbing...
* **Masaru**: I would not be caught dead wearing my hair in such a dishonorable way.
* **Karasu**: Had I not murdered my *otousan* (father), he would be as disgusted with that hair as I am.
* **Fergus**: How dare ye come at me with that hair!? 'Tis Davy Jones' Locker for ye, boyo!
* **Charlotte**: Same as *mon frère* (my brother) in *notre famille* (our family), that frightful mess has no place on your head!
* **Anton**: That hair... It might be a *parazit* (parasite) born of *demonicheskaya sushchnost' moyego ottsa* (my father's demonic essence)...
* **Elisabeta**: That hair is *o urâciune nesfântă a lui Dumnezeu* (an unholy abomination of God) that you should not have.
* **Torturex**: You hair look ugly! Me show you great pain for insult!
* **Insaniac**: How do you address a fledgling who comes at me with horrendous hair? DEAD! Haaahahahahahaha!!!
* **Teza Tiger**: I've defended my championship belt against *virodhee* (opponents) with better hair than you.
* **Azul**: Maybe if you wear a *máscara* (mask) to the ring, no one will notice that *desastre* (disaster) on your head.
* **Alicia**: Get rid of that hair. It looks painfully distracting.
* **Lupita**: That *peinado antideportivo* (unsportsmanlike hairstyle) would get you banned from every sport.
* **Maggie**: What the hell kinda character designers would make a hairstyle THAT lame?
* **Cassie**: At least I don't parade around wearing a silly haircut!
* **Thor**: That hair does not suit a child of valor such as yourself!
* **Amaterasu**: The sun shines away from those with ill-favored hair.
* **Junichiro**: I recommend that that hair be shorn, so that it never makes its *fu-sei no sonzai* (unholy presence) known again.
* **Rin**: My *otousan* advises against trusting people whose hair shows signs of *warui choukou* (ill omens).
* **Lisa**: I doubt you would be successful in the film business with that kind of hair.
* **Mingzhu**: You'd probably have to lose that hair before *wǒ de lǎobǎn* (my boss) can consider allowing you in Yùgōng.
* **Shahrzad**: Divert your course. This is no place for *ippan shimin* (ordinary citizens) with abnormal hair.
* **Antonia**: Your hair lacks style, finesse, grace... *Fondamentalmente, tutto* (basically, everything).
* **Nathan**: In the Intergalactic Marine Corps, you would be expelled for wearing your hair like that.
* **Aaron**: Damn, that hair... Were you genetically tampered with at birth or something?
* **Dr. Verrückter**: If you wish, I can genetically alter your hair to be less ugly.
* **Type: Death**: GRRRAAARRRHH!!!
* **Peter**: Ye know, me good lad, yer hair would look much better if it resembled a woman's feet.
* **N.E. Patriot** (*Cross-Universal Chaos R*-exclusive): That hair... Did you spend too long wearing a football helmet or something?
* **Timewarp** (*Cross-Universal Chaos R*-exclusive): I ought to go back in time and kill whoever gave you that awful hair right now.
* **S. Dictator** (*Cross-Universal Chaos R*-exclusive): The first thing I'm going to do as Mayor of Super City is execute you for that disorderly hair!
* **Prajurit** (*Cross-Universal Chaos R*-exclusive): Daring to challenge ME with that hair!? *Anda adalah prajurit yang tidak terhormat!* (You are a dishonorable warrior!)
* **Letitia** (*Cross-Universal Chaos R*-exclusive): Want me to claw the ugly out your hair?
* **Sakura** (*Cross-Universal Chaos R*-exclusive): I'm glad I'm never getting married. Not even to a freaky-haired *kodomo* (kid) like you!
* **Anita** (*Cross-Universal Chaos R*-exclusive): I'd shock you, but your hair already looks a wack-ass, electrocuted, frizzy mess!
* **Isa**: (*Cross-Universal Chaos R*-exclusive): Did your hair get caught in a freak windstorm or something? No offense, sweetie.
* **Runs Through** (*Cross-Universal Chaos R*-exclusive): Such outlandish hair would get you exiled in my tribe.
* **Martin** (*Cross-Universal Chaos R*-exclusive): That hair wouldn't pair well with a burial suit, lad.
* **Mystic** (*Cross-Universal Chaos R*-exclusive): If I took you as my apprentice, perhaps I could teach you a spell to give yourself better hair.
* **Manteia** (*Cross-Universal Chaos R*-exclusive): Since you refuse to rid yourself of that *kakos evnoimena mallia* (ill-favored hair), I forecast that you will be treated as a *parias* (pariah) for the remainder of your days.