The Last Pirate 2: The Root of Evil

**The Last Pirate 2: The Root of Evil** is the spoof of the 2021 Disney film "The Last Bogatyr 2: The Root of Evil".

## Plot

A long time ago in Belogorie, a young Drake meets and befriends a young walrus pup. However, the walrus pup tries to touch a beautiful flower and gets pricked in her process. Drake tries to stop her and gets pricked himself. The two friends then walk away, not yet knowing that the flower in question turns out to contain an evil spirit, which it passed onto them.

Meanwhile, as years pass, Colonel Puffin leads a campaign of heroes, Captain Havoc among them, through the forest of Belogorie. However, Puffin makes fun of Havoc, who is deprived of heroic strength. After the team of heroes eventually capture Heathcliff, Havoc returns to his izba, which turned out to be furnished with modern technology. However, he is tired of the conditions of Ancient Rus', so he often uses his Sword Kladenets to return to the modern world. Despite dreaming of moving there with Bridget in tow for good, she doesn't like the idea.

One day in Belogorie, a competition is held in order to identify the best hero. All of the participants (except Puffin) fail the obstacle courses; Havoc, who is sick and tired of being the butt of Puffin's jokes in addition to Puffin flirting with Bridget, decides to participate himself in the hope that he could rub it in Puffin's face; before doing so, however, he uses the Sword to return to modern Moscow, but the power of the treasurer diminishes, so the portal doesn't open. If Puffin managed to pass the obstacle courses with the help of strength and dexterity, Havoc then manages to do so with the help of his wits, ingenuity and resourcefulness. However, his victory is suddenly cut short when Drake and Rhonda arrive at the feast with the intention of stealing the Sword Kladenets from King Alexander and Queen Julia. Drake and Rhonda then bewitch the pirates in addition to placing the living roots in the village, causing the battle to ensue, during which the villains seem to gain the upper hand. However, the surviving team of heroes, alongside Puffin, Heathcliff and Havoc's baby brother Tide, manage to escape, taking the treasure chest with them in their process.

In parallel with the chain of events, scenes from the past are shown, during which Rhonda, who is revealed to be the orphan walrus pup, and Drake had pricked their flippers with the magical flower from earlier in their process of befriending each other, after which they eventually fell under the control of some evil spirit. It is impossible to recover--Sophie even advises Drake to drown Rhonda, much to his refusal. Then later that night, the terrible creature manages to lure them outside prior to revealing himself as the Grand Duke of Owls, after which he turns them into evil sorcerers.

During their escape, Sophie reveals that she had seen such dark magic before; 1000 years ago, the good sorcerer Owl lived in these lands, but being on the verge of death, he decided to become immortal, so he forged a Sword Kladenets. However, his disciple, who turned out to be Pete himself, decided to take the immortality for himself, so he turned evil in his process of betraying and killing his teacher, becoming Black Pete afterwards. However, the dark force did not completely kill Owl; offended by the people who did not appreciate him, he became the evil Grand Duke of Owls, so in order to return to life, he needed the Sword Kladenets. To search for the sword, he turned people into his evil servants; however, only Drake and Rhonda managed to survive. Sophie then claims that only Pete knows how to defeat the Grand Duke of Owls. However, the heroes have to pull him out of the Land of Death; in order to do so, they have to use the flying whale fish, which can only be controlled by a person with heroic strength, which gives Puffin an opportunity to show off his superiority. Then Havoc steals a magic berry-amplifier from Sophie, which gives him incredible power. Upon eating it, he then pretends that he has gained heroic strength.

Having reached the guardian of the Land of Death, Havoc manages to trick him with the help of his wits, after which he then enters there in order to take Pete; however, after entering the cave, he not only finds Pete there, but King Alexander, who reveals that he was recently killed by the Grand Duke of Owls, who also enchanted Queen Julia into sleeping for 1000 years. Having gotten out of the Land of Death, the amnesiac Pete claims that you can kill the Grand Duke of Owls by cutting the stone under which he was once buried with the treasure chest. On the way back, Havoc continues to use up the supply of berry-amplifiers in order to constantly show off his special powers. On their way back to Belogorye, Havoc confesses to Bridget that the treasurer had lost his magic, to which Bridget offers to make a halt. At a halt, magical properties return to the treasurer stuck in the ground.

The next morning, Rhonda overpowers the heroes with an army of brainwashed pirates in addition to mortally wounding Puffin. Havoc runs out of the amplifiers and the heroes are forced to retreat, accidentally leaving the sword to Rhonda. Havoc quarrels with Bridget and, as a result of the collapse, is left alone with only Tide and Heathcliff as the rest of the heroes rush to Belogorye to rescue Puffin with the help of the Water of Life. Rhonda then starts rebelling against her friend and, after finding the magic sword, tries to retreat with the sword in tow. However, Drake catches up with her prior to knocking her over the forest, after which he finally bewitches his former friend; as a result, the sword falls from the sky into the forest, where Willie the Giant finds it prior to reluctantly bringing it over to Havoc. Afterwards, Havoc agrees to join forces with Tide, Heathcliff, Willie and Hydra to battle Drake's army of brainwashed pirates. Impressed by the battle, the rest of the heroes, including the newly resurrected Puffin, decide to join in. Heathcliff then eats Rhonda, while Pete remembers too late that even if you cut the stone, the Grand Duke of Owls will not die, but will be freed instead. The former good sorcerer then resurrects in the form of the Grand Duke of Owls prior to burying Pete in addition of Sophie and the other heroes alive in the ground; he is also ready to kill Havoc.

However, Havoc mentally meets with his deceased father, whereupon he realizes what he is ready to fight for. As a result, a heroic strength awakens within him, during which he joins forces with Tide, Puffin and Heathcliff in his final battle against the Grand Duke of Owls, whose strength comes from the ground on which he stands. Havoc cuts space with his magic sword, sending the villainous owl to modern Moscow, where asphalt and concrete are everywhere in lieu of earth. The Grand Duke of Owls dies as a result and the buried heroes are freed; Queen Julia then awakens from her enchanted slumber and tearfully embraces her sons in her process. Goofy then frees the brainwashed pirates prior to chasing Drake away, during which Havoc proposes to Bridget.

During the first post-credit scene, Drake asks the Great Darkness for help, during which he plunges into the black lake in order to gain evil power.

Many years ago, during the second post-credit scene, Drake is the majordomo of the King Alexander and Queen Julia. However, it turns out that it was the same penguin who, along with Rhonda, was bewitched by the Grand Duke of Owls as a teenager.

## Roxie Mitchell's 30 Songs For the Soundtrack

You can check out Roxie's Soundtrack of The Last Bogatyr 2: The Root of Evil (Roxie Mitchell's version) for more details on songs from the 1990's, 2000's, 2010's and 2020's for Roxie's Choice. However, if you think some of the songs that Roxie chose are a little unsuitable, you may check out The Last Pirate 2: The Root of Evil (Soundtrack) and add some music of your choice.

## Cast

* Captain Havoc (High Seas Havoc, with Tide as an extra) as Ivan Muromets
* Bridget (High Seas Havoc) as Vasilisa the Wise
* Sophie (Anastasia) as Baba Yaga
* Pete (Disney) as Koschei the Deathless
* Vladimir (Anastasia) as Vodyanoy
* Goofy (Disney) as Svetozar the Volkhv
* Colonel Puffin (The Swan Princess) as Finist the Falcon
* Heathcliff (Heathcliff & the Cadillac Cats) as Kolobok
* King Alexander and Queen Julia (Roxie's OCs) as Ivan Muromets (they share this role a little)
* Drake (The Pebble and the Penguin) as Galina Muromets
* Rhonda (The Penguins of Madagascar) as Varvara
* Owl (Winnie the Pooh) as Belogor
* The Grand Duke of Owls (Rock-a-Doodle) as Rogoleb
* Hydra (Hercules) as Zmey Gorynych
* Willie the Giant (Disney) as Chudo-Yudo