Homer simpson vs peter griffin

### homer simpson

wiz: he may look like an idiot but he is 1 of the powerful characters on grown up shows

homer simpson: the lighthouse keeper the loneliest man in the world he'll understand me!

### peter griffin

wiz: we do not mess with the family guy's dad

peter griffin: tell the other bears wat you just saw

### the fight

homer simpson: hey griffin sorry about your job i was just sticking up for duff I love duff and duff loves me duff can keep a secret duff never says no duff is more experimental than any partner i've ever had anyway point is I'm sorry

peter griffin: you know when i first met you i thought hey i love this guy This is the funniest guy i've ever met i'm gonna quote this guy to all my friends I love his town i love his family but now i think i speak for all of us when i say i am over the simpsons

homer simpson: (\*gasps\*) wha- what are you saying!

peter griffin: I'M SAYING THE SIMPSONS SUCK!!!

homer Simpson **:** WHY YOU!-

(\*homer pounces and grabs him and they roll When they get up he punch him on the nose as blood came out of peter griffin's nose\*)

(family guy chicken fight song)

peter griffin: (\*snarls at him\*)

homer Simpson: HUH!

annoncer: fight!

(\*peter griffin punches homer and he punches him back they continue punching each other on the face then homer tackles him and Peter punches him down making him pull down his pants he pulls them back up and trips then kicks homer in the face they again punch each other then homer strangles peter peter smacks homer and he pushes him away to let go\*)

peter griffin: (\*coughing\*) ow! what the hell! that really hurts

homer Simpson: no it doesn't i do it to my son all the time

peter griffin: you strangle your son! that's insane no wonder he's fat and stupid and masturbates all the time

homer simpson: that's your son

(\*peter yell then head gut punches homer They resume punching peter punches homer hard making him topple into a bunch of kids the school bus arrives hitting sherri and terri otto opens the bus door then Homer gets up and peter punches him making him bump otto out of the bus homer kicks peter in the face making him fall out of the bus He gets up and homer traps his head in the door He steps on the gas petal and drives He turns the bus into downtown he rams peter's body into some buildings then gets back on the road and rams him into some cars he rams him into a tree making his head come off of the door\*)

homer simpson: phew!

(\*peter returns at the roof\*)

homer simpson: (\*screaming\*)

(\*Peter kicks through the window he punches homer and strangles him with his arm\*)

homer simpson: hey knock it off there's a kid back there

ralph: haha i'm in danger

(\*The bus turns flinging ralph out the 2 once again punch each other the bus heads for the power plant they drive through the security gate, as well as the tire spikes popping the tires the bus swerves then rolls while they still fight. It stops rolling and crashes inside after it stops moving homer kicks peter out of the bus and they continue punch each other homer then headbutts him into Sector 7 g they punch each other then homer attempts to kick him but peter grabs his leg and throws him into his work station they punch each other then peter hits homer down to the floor He crawls to a cabinet, holding lots of emmy awards he throws them at peter\*)

peter griffin: HEY THAT'S NO FAIR I DON'T GOT NONE OF THEM !

(\*homer throws another but he dodges it it lands into a control room then explodes an alarm sounds a sign said meltdown lights up\*)

homer Simpson: uh oh

(\*the musk of radiation turns them into swapped looks of themselves then changes them back 2 explosions make them bump into each other then the floor breaks and they fall three floors down to the reactor of toxic waste the splash hits an employee in a radiation suit making him fall homer simpson's skeleton rises and levitates in the air his skin regenerates as well as his eyes and clothes then muscles are summoned\*)

homer Simpson: ooh

(\*peter griffin's skeleton punches homer into the sky then his body regenerates and he gets muscles as well. He flies up out homer stops and sees him charging at him He does the same they both crash into each other making a fireball it disintegrates some of the townspeople and also not just disintegrates them but also just their clothes the 2 of them punch each other once more then they hold out their fists and they hit each other sending them soaring off in different directions homer goes through the hole of the lard lad donuts donut sign through a building and a sign With peter he crashes through the duff Stadium jumbotron the Ichy and Scratchy studio and a random buliding\*)

peter griffin: damn it!

(he last crashes into the krustylu studio inside he's landed into a cannon on the set of krusty's show\*)

krusty: and remember kids, tv violence is fine as long as you don't show a nipple (\*laughs\*)

(\*he fires the cannon peter's shot sky high he holds his arm up and makes a fist as he's soaring towards homer\*)

homer simpson: (\*screaming\*)

(\*he gets hit The 2 once again punch each other Kang and Kodos see them on their monitor\*)

kodos: perfect The earthlings are destroying themselves

roger: yeah it's really great isn't it guys we went to summer camp together

(\*they crash into their flying saucer and the three aliens are sucked out\*)

roger: bye thanks for having me

(\*the two of them are still punching, until homer lost his powers he plummets then grabs onto a ledge peter lowers down\*)

peter griffin: It appears that I am now the only one with radioactive powers which will allow me to unleash my fury- (\*he lost his too\*) oh i talked too long

(\*he holds onto homer and the flying saucer falls down to earth It enters earth's atmosphere and heads for springfield gorge The 2 once again punch faces then turn their heads and see the gorge homer and peter scream then punch each other then repeat the same two things and ends with them screaming The flying saucer rolls down and jumps the gorge it soars almost over the pit\*)

peter griffin: we're gonna make it!

homer simpson: trust me we're not

peter griffin: whoa!

homer simpson: dah!

(\*a ufo plummets and crashes and both of them fall out they hit the side of the pit and fight while falling then hit the ground they get up then a giant rock lands from above them but they jump out of the way both of them try to peek at what side there at then homer goes around then peter kicks him by surprise to the ground homer kicks peter and punches him then gets up and charges at him with a fist up but peter dodges his hit and hits him with wood peter said homer simpson's quote\*)

peter griffin: whoo hoo!

(\*homer kicks him out of view and he said peter griffin's quote\*)

homer simpson: roadhouse

(\*peter spit get up and then growls at him the 2 circle each other then closes ups start with peter then homer then peter then homer then peter then homer then peter then homer then peter then homer then peter then homer then peter then homer then peter then homer then peter then homer but homer make a funny face at him causing peter yells they both charge to each other in slow motion they punch each other and then fall to the ground peter then gets up and slams a rock down on homer's hand\*)

homer simpson: (\*yells in pain\*)

(\*peter picks up a piece of the remains of the flying saucer that's spear like he uses it to hit homer simpson's face he puts his foot on his right arm holds it up to stab him struggling to brake loose\*)

homer simpson: (\*scream panicly and then bites his balls\*)

peter (\*scream in pain\*)

(\*peter fall to the floor with rabies coming out of his mouth he then gets up and picks up a heavy rock peter becomes conscious and wakes up saw him who's about to squish him with the rock\*)

homer Simpson: say hi to maude flanders

(\*he sees the flying saucer about to fall\*)

peter griffin: no you say hi to muriel goldman!

homer simpson: who!

(\*peter gets out of the way and the flying saucer crashes on homer\*)

homer simpson: doh!

(\*peter then sees the crushed homer simpson with his eyes closed and his tongue out he leaves as the sunsets homer then opens his eyes and scowls\*)

annoncer: ko!

### results

(family guy song intro)

boomstick: YES YES YES!!! told ya family guy was my childhood

Wiz: while this battle may seem close at first this fight was actually a curbstomp in peter's favor yes peter is smarter than homer but this experience doesn't really help since homer rarely fights

boomstick: on the other hand peter fight ernie the giant chicken daily so he clearly had more fighting skill peter also was far more durable since he survived the earth exploding and even if homer hurt him peter could just regenerate

wiz: it's also worth noting that peter beat homer in this crossover so he could easily defeat him

boomstick: looks like homer really impaled in comparison

wiz: the winner is peter griffn

### deleted scene

(\*homer crawls out of the debris of the ship and walks off then stops to see peter griffin sitting on a rock\*)

homer Simpson: what are you still doing here?

peter griffin: i think you're gonna get a kick out of this you're parked behind me at your place

homer Simpson: that is funny

peter griffin: hey listen i i'm sorry we fought i just wanted to make you laugh and cry you see i'm a family guy

homer Simpson: i understand i'm a the simpsons

peter griffin: look even if we don't work as best pals i respect you

homer Simpson: you too let's just agree to stay a half hour away from each other

peter griffin: with a pile of garbage between us

(\*while they walk away comic book guy sees them\*)

comic book guy: worst chicken fight ever