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Rod Hull

Rod Hull was the creator and host of all the Emu's shows, alongside his puppet, Emu. He appeared in every series as the host and main protagonist. He often sung and danced alongside the Pink Windmill Kids. From Emu at Christmas (1983), onwards he also played King Boggle, his ancestor from Boggle's Kingdom. He was married twice and had 5 biological children and one step child, Catrina Hylton-Hull from his second wife. His son Toby Hull attempted to carry on his legacy after his death.

In 1989, with the cancellation of his show, after EMU-TV. Rod made several bad investments which lead to him dying penniless. He died in 1999, after falling off the roof of his house.

In his later years Rod apparently grew to resent Emu as he was frustrated that he wasn't hired without him. It's believed that Boggle's Kingdom was Rod's way of attempting to prove that he could perform without Emu.

## Trivia

* Rod Hull was the step father of Catrina Hylton-Hull

* He died in 1999. after falling from his roof after going up there to adjust his television aerial.
* He sung regularly on the show, sometimes with the kids and other times solo.
Abbie Shilling

Abbie Shilling was a Pink Windmill Kid from late 1983-1989. Her first appearance was in Emu's World at Christmas in late 1983, and from there, she was in Emu's World Series 5, Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 1, Emu at Christmas, Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 2, Emu's Pink Windmill Show Series 3, Emu's Wide-World Series 1 and 2, Emu's World Series 6, and finally EMU-TV in 1989. She was the tenth and final kid to introduce herself in the “Can’t Stop the Music” clip from Emu’s All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 1, Episode 1.

## Trivia

* She clocked up the most episodes in total of any Pink Windmill Kid ever, with 90 episodes.
* She presumably replaced Kate Power as part of Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 1. Kate was in Emu at Easter (1984) but Abbie wasn't.
* While her first solo is noted to be in One Brick at a Time, it is highly likely that it was actually in Carry On, from Emu’s World Series 5, and lip synced by Natalie Payne.
* Abbie's younger sister Cassie Shilling was also on Emu's Wide World and Emu's World Series 6 with her.
* She was the youngest kid in Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 1, Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 2, and Emu's Pink Windmill Show.
* She was born on April 6th, 1976.
* She shares her birthday with Hugh Harper.
Emu's World Series 4 Episode 5

Emu's World Series 4 Episode 5 was the fifth episode of Emu's World Series 4. It aired on 5 October 1983.

## Synopsis

When Rod 'n Emu hide from Grotbags in their pink flour bins, she tows the bins out of the Pink Windmill with her Grotmobile and invites the Magnificent Fred to come look at her captives.

## Cast

Rod Hull as himself and Emu

Carol Lee Scott as Grotbags

Freddie Stevens as Croc, The Magnificent Fred and Streak (voice)

##### Notes

Sarah Jeffs and Aysha Mitchell do not appear in this episode.

### Featured Songs

The Music Goes Round and Round

Anyone Can Whistle

### Edited into

The musical number "Anyone Can Whistle" was shown again as "Emu's Choice" in Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 1 Episode 4.
Emu's World Series 1 Episode 5

Emu's World Series 1 Episode 5 was the fifth episode of Emu's World Series 1 and featured children from The Betty Pattison Dance School as the Pink Windmill Kids. It aired on 2nd February 1982.

## Cast

Rod Hull as himself and Emu

Carol Lee Scott as Grotbags

Richard Pitt as Baby Croc

Freddie Stevens as the voice of Croc
Parade Medley

The Parade Medley was performed by Rod Hull and Emu with the kids from the Corona Stage School in Emu's World Series 2 Episode 5.

### Format

The medley consists of Parade (A Banda) (popularised in the English language by Astrud Gilberto), I'm a Brass Band (from the musical Sweet Charity), and Before the Parade Passes By (from the musical Hello, Dolly!).
Emu's World

**Emu's World** was the first Emu television series. It ran for 5 series from 5 January 1982 to 20 April 1984. A 6th series ran 12 May 1988 to 4 August 1988. All of the series starred the children from The Corona Stage School except for Series 1 where the kids were from The Betty Pattison Dancing Academy.

## Series

Emu's World Series 1

Emu's World Series 2

Emu's World Series 3

Emu's World Series 4

Emu's World Series 5

Emu's World Series 6
Lorraine Plummer

Lorraine Plummer was a Pink Windmill Kid from 1982-84. She appeared inEmu's World Series 2, 3, 4, and 5, and Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 1, Emu's World at Christmas, Emu at Christmas, and Emu at Easter. She is the seventh kid to introduce herself in the "Can't Stop the Music" clip. Her last appearance was in Emu at Christmas in 1984.

## Lorraine Plummer

### Age at Last Appearance

14 (1984)

Her first solo was in, 'Ease on Down the Road' and her last solo was in, 'Ducks Dance Too.'

As an adult she become an ICT teacher.

## Trivia

* Lorraine was one of the earliest showcased kids of the Pink Windmill, having her talents showcased in "It Will Come in Time" (1982)" and "You Gotta Make Your Own Sunshine" (1983)."
* She is the only kid to duet with Rod Hull.
Emu's World Series 5

Emu's World Series 5 was the fifth series of Emu's World and the fourth to feature the kids from The Corona Stage School. The special Emu's World at Christmas aired on the 21 December 1983. This special introduced the characters that would go on to be featured in the segment, Boggle's Kingdom. The rest of the series aired from the 9 March 1984 to the 13 April 1984. At Easter Special entitled, Emu at Easter (1984) aired 20 April 1984. This was the last series of Emu's World until 1988 and was followed by Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 1.

## Emu's World Series 5

### Followed By

Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 1

## Cast

### Characters

Rod Hull as Himself, Emu and King Boggle
Carol Lee Scott as Grotbags
Freddie Stevens as Croc
Susan Maughan as Princess Hortensia
Carl Wayne as Odd Job John

### Children

The children from The Corona Stage School

## Episodes

Emu's World at Christmas (1983)

Emu's World Series 5 Episode 1

Emu's World Series 5 Episode 2

Emu's World Series 5 Episode 3

Emu's World Series 5 Episode 4

Emu's World Series 5 Episode 5

Emu's World Series 5 Episode 6

Emu at Easter (1984)

## Cast

### Characters

Rod Hull as Himself, Emu and King Boggle

Carol Lee Scott as Grotbags

Freddie Stevens as Croc

Susan Maughan as Princess Hortensia

Carl Wayne as Odd Job John

Joe Greco as Nauseous (Episode 5 only)

### Kids

The children from the Corona Stage School

* Catrina Hylton-Hull
* Daniel Chamberlain
* Hugh Harper
* Debbie Harper
* Lorraine Plummer
* Emma Whitlock
* Sarah Jeffs
* Anthony Hosier
* Spencer Roberts
* Joe Greco
* Emma-Louise Fox
* Dean Hosier
* Kate Power (Hayden)
* Natalie Pennington
* Aysha Mitchell
* Natalie Payne
* Cliff Kelly
* Deborah Tullick

Children who made their first appearance in this series:

* Ian
* Abbie Shilling
* Kelly Rossiter

* Notably absent from this series is Hope Lang who appeared in every previous series, from series 2 onwards.
Emu's World Series 2

Emu's World Series 2 was the second series of Emu's World and the first to feature the kids from the Corona Stage School. It featured 6 Episodes and ran from 27th October 1982 to 1 December 1982.

## Cast

### Characters

Rod Hull as Himself and EmuCarol Lee Scott as Grotbags
Freddie Stevens as Croc

### Children

The children from The Corona Stage School

## Episodes

Emu's World Series 2 Episode 1

Emu's World Series 2 Episode 2

Emu's World Series 2 Episode 3

Emu's World Series 2 Episode 4

Emu's World Series 2 Episode 5

Emu's World Series 2 Episode 6

## Cast

### Characters

Rod Hull as Himself and Emu

Carol Lee Scott as Grotbags

Freddie Stevens as Croc

Francesca Gerrard as Baby Croc (Episode 1 only)

#### Children

The children from The Corona Stage School.

All of the children were new to the show due to the first series being filmed with the kids from the 'Betty Pattison Dance School' whilst this series until the end of the show featured the children from 'The Corona Stage School.'

List of children featured in this series:

* Catrina Hylton-Hull
* Hugh Harper
* Debbie Harper
* Joe Greco
* Lorraine Plummer
* Emma Whitlock
* Sarah Jeffs
* Anthony Hosier
* Daniel Chamberlain
* Kate Power (Hayden)
* Emma-Louise Fox
* Natalie Pennington
* Aysha Mitchell
* Natalie Payne
* Dean Hosier
* Aaron Burchell
* Julie Wright
* Natali Williams
* Tuhin Dasgupta
* Francesca Gerrard
* Adele Graham
* Jacqueline and Tracy Foster
* Sheena Webb
* James Jeffs
* Hope Lang
* Debbie-Ann Greenwell
* Anne-Marie Dennis
* Tiffany Humphreys
* Sean
Dark Forest

## Unsure about them

Crossstrike

Spitfire

Dreadface

Stolenlife

Blackrose

Shiversmile

Vineleaf

## **Residents**

### **ThunderClan**

Thistleclaw

Shadewhisper

### **RiverClan**

Mapleshade

Coldblood

Coldsnap (Killed by Bittergrin)

Bittergrin (Killed by Hawksoar)

Sparkpaw (Killed by Tigerhiss)

Hurricanebreeze (Killed by Snakefreeze)

### BloodClan

Tigerhiss

Venom (Killed by Cobrafang)

## **Training**

### **ThunderClan**

Bushpaw (Formerly) - Mentor: Mapleshade

Shadewhisper (Formerly) - Mentor: Mapleshade

Watcher (Formerly) - Mentor: Dreadface

### **RiverClan**

Minnowstream (Formerly)

Vixenflash (Formerly)

Iris (Formerly)

Snakefreeze - Mentor: Blackrose

### **WindClan**

Driftpaw (Formerly, deceased)

Mossystar (Formerly)

### **SkyClan**

Bubblesong - Partially, Corrupted by Sparkpaw.
Joe Greco

Joe Greco was a Pink Windmill Kid from 1982 to 1986. He appeared in Emu's World, Series 2, 4 and 5 and Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 1, 2 and 3. He didn't appear in Emu's World Series 3 due to child labour laws and having already worked the maximum amount of hours he could for the year. He also presented the Pink Windmill post office first with Catrina Hylton-Hull and later with Debbie Harper.

His first solo was in, 'Ease on Down the Road' and his last solo was in 'Car Wash'.

In his late teens Joe, appeared on another CITV show, 'Spatz.' In his 20's he would continue to act on tv as well as hosting, The DJ Kat Show on Sky, which was previously presented by fellow PWK Catrina. His career eventually moved away from acting and into puppetry. Nowadays, he works in production as a camera man, he regularly works with Tuhin Dasgupta who appeared in Emu's World Series 2 with him.

When discussing his time on the show, Joe explained that for years he never told anyone he was on it as he was too ashamed about how he looked. He explained that this was because he was overweight at the time. Between Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 1 and Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 2 Joe lost a significant amount of weight and explained that he feared he would be kicked off the show otherwise.

With the clip of 'Can't Stop the Music' going viral in 2016, Joe explained in a radio interview that he is finally open to talking about his time on the show and can appreciate what a great time he had.

## Trivia

* His was born on December 17th, 1970.
* He was 11 in his first appearance and 15 in his last.
* He is one of two Pink Windmill Kids known to be of Italian descent the other being, Gianni Fuccio.
* He was the oldest boy in both Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 2, and Emu's Pink Windmill Show.
* He appeared as Grotbag's nephew Nauseous in Emu's World Series 5 episode 5, although this was only a one time character.
* He had the first solo of the Corona pink windmill kids in ‘Ease on Down the Road.’ He also had the most solos out of all the PWKs.
* Joe went on to do the most professional acting work out of all the PWKs, except Nicholas Pinnock.
* He had a spotlight song in Emu's Pink Windmill Show Series 3 where he covered, ‘Dancing Shoes’ by Cliff Richard, from the film 'Summer Holiday.' He was the first PWK to have a spotlight song.
* He is the second longest serving male after Danny Hosier and Gianni Fuccio who raked up 52 episodes whilst Joe raked up 51.
* he has an older brother who’s name is unknown and an older sister named Mary
* he has twin daughters .
Emu's World Series 3

Emu's World Series 3 was the third series of Emu's World and the second to feature the child from The Corona Stage School. It aired from the 2 March 1983 to 6 April 1983.

## Cast

### Characters

Rod Hull as Himself and Emu
Carol Lee Scott as Grotbags
Freddie Stevens as Croc

### Children

The children from The Corona Stage School

## Episodes

Emu's World Series 3 Episode 1

Emu's World Series 3 Episode 2

Emu's World Series 3 Episode 3

Emu's World Series 3 Episode 4

Emu's World Series 3 Episode 5

Emu's World Series 3 Episode 6

## Cast

### Characters

Rod Hull as Himself and Emu

Carol Lee Scott as Grotbags

Freddie Stevens as Croc and The Magnificent Fred

#### Children

The children from The Corona Stage School.

List of known children featured in this series:

Children who had appeared previously:

* Catrina Hylton-Hull
* Hugh Harper
* Debbie Harper
* Lorraine Plummer
* Emma Whitlock
* Sarah Jeffs
* Anthony Hosier
* Daniel Chamberlain
* Kate Power (Hayden)
* Emma-Louise Fox
* Natalie Pennington
* Aysha Mitchell
* Natalie Payne
* Aaron Burchell
* Adele Graham
* Anne-Marie Dennis
* Hope Lang

Children who made their first appearance in this series:

* Joanne Price
* Spencer Roberts
* Liza Hayden
* Robert Tappin
* Stella
* Mark Bishop
* Neil Hayden
* Sarah stone

Notably absent in this series are Joe Greco and Dean Hosier. They both appeared in the previous and the next two series.
Spencer Roberts

Spencer Roberts is one of the various and classic Pink Windmill Kids, starring in various **Emu Shows** from 1983-1985. (He made a cameo during the 1986 series). His first appearance was in Emu's World Series 3 and his last appearance was in Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 2. He was fired from the show after this series, due to an incident in the hotel where the kids were staying where he broke a lift. His first solo was in 'Songs' and his last solo was in 'Resurrection Shuffle'.

After being fired from the show, Spencer explained that he lost his love for performing and he grew up to become a business man. Despite this, he has reunited with the group on several occasions and still regularly dances with them.

## Trivia

* He was the youngest male in Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 1
* Spencer is the only Pink Windmill kid known to have been fired from the show. This is due to the lift incident which occurred at the hotel the kids were staying at, which was the result of a prank gone wrong. Spencer, explains the story in the interview the Pink Windmill Kids gave to VICE in 2016.
* Along with Joe Greco he directed "Tuesday the 10th" a horror movie made by and starring the kids from Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 2. It was filmed at the same hotel where the lift incident happened.
* Spencer was the only one absent from the comic relief 2017 reunion where the kids, now adults recreated the first part of, You Can't Stop the Music. When asked why he hadn't joined, Joe said he had chosen not to due to personal reasons.
* He reunited with and recreated, "Footloose" from the second series alongside, Emma Whitlock and Joe.
* Him and Sarah Stone share a birthday (April 26th) although Spencer is two years older
* He was born in 1971.
Dean Hosier

Dean Hosier was a Pink Windmill Kid from 1982 to 1984. He appeared in Emu's World, Series 2, 4 and 5, as well as Emu's World at Christmas 1983. His older brother Anthony Hosier was a Pink Windmill kid who appeared from 1982 to 1984. His younger brother Danny Hosier was also a Pink Windmill kid who appeared from 1987 to 1989.

His first solo was in 'A Rolling Stone' and his last solo was in 'On the Sunny Side of the Street' although he appears to be lip-syncing to Hugh Harper's voice both times. The only solo that appeared to be his actual voice was in ‘It’s a Good Day.’

He was notably absent from Emu's World Series 3.

## Trivia

* Both Dean and Anthony appeared in the show at the same time. Danny appeared later due to being a lot younger than his brothers.
* He made the least appearances out of the three of them appearing for only 19 episodes. Anthony appeared for 34 whilst Danny appeared for 52.
Emu's World Series 1 Episode 4

Emu's World Series 1 Episode 4 was the fourth episode of Emu's World Series 1 and featured children from The Betty Pattison Dance School as the Pink Windmill Kids. It aired on 26th January 1982.

## Cast

Rod Hull as himself and Emu

Carol Lee Scott as Grotbags

Richard Pitt as Baby Croc

Freddie Stevens as the voice of Croc
Emu's World Series 5 Episode 3

## Plot Summary

The Magnificent Fred has launched a recruitment drive, so Grotbags is on a mission to win either a medal or the attention of her entirely unrequited love interest. meanwhile, The Pink Windmill Kids are learning a thing or two about proverbs.

## Trivia

* When the Pink Windmill Kids head on out to stop Grotbags, they whistle the theme from *Bridge on the River Kwai*.
Emu's World Series 4 Episode 4

Emu's World Series 4 Episode 4 was the fourth episode of Emu's World Series 4. It aired on 28 September 1983.

## Synopsis

The Pink Windmill Kids are helping Rod to create tubes of paint. Grotbags and Croc beam down into the Pink Windmill armed with a giant pair of tweezers to better grab Emu with.

## Cast

Rod Hull as himself and Emu

Carol Lee Scott as Grotbags

Freddie Stevens as Croc and Streak (voice)

### Featured Songs

That's When the Music Takes Me

Tap Your Troubles Away

### Edited into

The musical number "That's When the Music Takes Me" was shown again as "Emu's Choice" in Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 2 Episode 11.
Carl Wayne

Carl Wayne was an English singer and actor. He was the lead singer of the group, *The Move* who were a British rock group in the 80's. On Tv he is known for portraying Odd Job John in Boggle's Kingdom a segment of Emu's shows from Emu's World Series 5 to Emu's World Series 6. He died on 31 August 2004 aged 61 of oesophageal cancer.

## Carl Wayne

### Born

18 August 1943
Dudley

### Died

31 August 2004
Surrey

### Appears in

Emu's World Series 5
Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show
Emu’s Pink Windmill Show
Emu's Wide-World
Emu's World Series 6
Robot Redford

Robot Redford is a character played by Freddie Stevens. He was a robot who appeared in Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 1, Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 2, Emu's Pink Windmill Show Series 3, Emu's Wide World Series 1 and Emu's Wide World Series 2. He was replaced by Grovel also played by Freddie Stevens in Emu's World Series 6.

He was the replacement slave to Grotbags after the departure of Croc. However, Croc was brought back presumably due to public demand in Emu at Christmas (1984), this time played by David Tate. He may have been a villain but he was usually friendly and seemed unbothered by Grotbag's evil deeds. In Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 2 onwards he was joined by Croc and the two struck up a good friendship.
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**Welcome to the McCancer Slaps Wiki!**A fandom dedicated to the internationally famous, hit band from India.

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Songs

"Songs" was a song performed in Series 5, Episode 2 of Emu's World, broadcast on 16 March 1984. Rod starts out with a slow intro, but then the Kids join in eventually, about a minute in.

## Pink Windmill Kids Soloists:

- Emma Whitlock

- Anthony Hosier

- Emma-Louise Fox

- Spencer Roberts

- Catrina Hylton-Hull

- Natalie Pennington

- Sarah Jeffs

## **Trivia:**

* This song marks the first solos of Spencer Roberts and Anthony Hosier.
* Kate Power and Deborah Tullick are missing from this routine, though the latter appeared in the episode this song was performed in, and is briefly seen going out of the windmill with the others at the beginning of the song.
Julie Wright

Julie Wright was a Pink Windmill kid who appeared in Emu's World Series 2. For unknown reasons this was her only series. Her last appearance was in Emu's World S2E6.

Julie has uploaded performances from The Corona Stage School showcase from 1984 on her YouTube channel.

Her only solo was in Happy Talk.
Emu's World Series 1 Episode 3

Emu's World Series 1 Episode 3 was the third episode of Emu's World Series 1 and featured children from The Betty Pattison Dance School as the Pink Windmill Kids. It aired on 19th January 1982.

## Cast

Rod Hull as himself and Emu

Carol Lee Scott as Grotbags

Richard Pitt as Baby Croc

Freddie Stevens as the voice of Croc
Alistair Smith

**Alistair Smith** now known as Alistair David, was a Pink Windmill kid who appeared in Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 2. For unknown reasons this was his only series. He also appeared alongside several other Pink Windmill Kids in the 1985 Children's Royal Variety Show. He regularly showed off the prizes for the spin quiz. He later went on to become a professional choreographer and director, working in the West End.

His first solo was in, 'Keep on Trying' and is last solo was in, 'Atmosphere'

## Alistair Smith

### First Appearance

Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 2

### Last Appearance

Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 2

## Trivia

* Him and Daryl Peck are the only (publicly known) Pink Windmill kids to be part of the LGBTQ community.
* He was the youngest boy in Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 2, and the second youngest kid.
* He was born in 1974
* He was 10 whilst on the show.
* He appeared as a judge in the 2016 show "Gareth Malone: Best in Britain" due to his extensive experience in the West End as both a choreographer and director.
* He appeared as a swing in the 1993 production of Cats as well as choreographing "The Addams Family: Uk Tour, "Seven Brides for Sevens Brothers," and "The Sound of Music" on the West End.
Tiffany Reed

Tiffany Reed born 3 december 1974 was a Pink Windmill Kid who made her debut in Emu's World Series 6 before subsequently appearing in EMU-TV. She played a big role in EMU-Tv singing many solos. Her first solo was in Dance Electric and her last solo was in That's a Plenty.

## Trivia

* She was born in 1974
* Her birthday is in December
Emu's World Series 1 Episode 1

Emu's World Series 1 Episode 1 was the first episode of Emu's World Series 1 and featured children from The Betty Pattison Dance School as well as special guests the Phase One Steel Orchestra. It aired on 5th January 1982.

## Synopsis

Rod and Emu welcome children to the Pink Windmill, including a young poet and the Phase One Steel Orchestra. Grogbags and Croc fly down to the Windmill and attempt to take Emu back to her Gloomy Castle.

## Cast

Rod Hull as himself and Emu

Carol Lee Scott as Grotbags

Richard Pitt as Baby Croc

Freddie Stevens as the voice of Croc

### Featured Songs

Emu's World Theme

Singin' in the Rain (partially performed by Croc)

Brazil (performed by the Phase One Steel Orchestra)
Aysha Mitchell

Aysha Mitchell was a Pink Windmill kid from 1982 to 1984. She appeared in Emu's World Series 2, Series 3, Series 4 and Series 5, as well as Emu's World at Christmas (1984).

Her first solo was in 'Ease on Down The Road' and her last solo was in, 'It's a Most Unusual Day.'

## Trivia

Aysha was one of five who appeared in all the Corona School series of Emu's World but didn't appear in Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show. The others were Natalie Pennington, Natalie Payne, Kate Power and Emma-Louise Fox

She was born July 30th, 1970.
Emu's Pink Windmill Show

Emu's Pink Windmill show was the third series of Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show. This series dropped the all live part of the title despite most episodes of the show still being live. It aired from 14 February 1986 to 25 April 1986 for 10 episodes. Carol Lee Scott was notably episode in episode 7, making this the only time she did not appear in an episode.

## Episodes

Emu's Pink Windmill Show Episode 1

Emu's Pink Windmill Show Episode 2

Emu's Pink Windmill Show Episode 3

Emu's Pink Windmill Show Episode 4

Emu's Pink Windmill Show Episode 5

Emu's Pink Windmill Show Episode 6

Emu's Pink Windmill Show Episode 7

Emu's Pink Windmill Show Episode 8

Emu's Pink Windmill Show Episode 9

Emu's Pink Windmill Show Episode 10

## Cast

### Characters

Rod Hull: as Himself, Emu and King Boggle

Carol Lee Scott as Grotbags

Freddie Stevens as Robot Redford

David Tate as Croc

Susan Maughan as Princess Hortensia

Carl Wayne as Odd Job John

### Kids

Six of the children who appeared previously were in this series:

* Debbie Harper
* Abbie Shilling
* Joe Greco

* Kelly Rossiter
* Tammy Smallworth
* Peter Davies

Two children who had previously appeared in Emu's World were reintroduced:

* Daniel Chamberlain
* Sarah Stone

Two new children were introduced:

* Daryl Peck
* Helen Neil

## Trivia

* Spencer Roberts was meant to feature in this series but was fired due to breaking a lift in the hotel that was a prank when the kids were staying at in Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 2. Spencer explains in the PWK's interview for VICE that he wasn't chosen to be on the show after that.
Neil Hayden

**Neil Hayden**  was a Pink Windmill kid who made his only appearance in Emu's World Series 3.

## Trivia

* He later went on to marry Kate Power in 1990, who appeared in Emu's World Series 2, Series 3,Series 4 and Series 5. They have three children together.
* His older sister Liza Hayden was a pink windmill kid who also made her only appearance in Emu’s World Series 3. She did however star in Emu's Magical Easter Show as Dorothy from the Wizard of OZ.
* He has one older brother, one younger brother and an older sister.
* He has been with Kate Power since 1984.
Emu's World Series 4 Episode 3

Two of a Kind (originally by Bobby Darin)/I Love to Laugh (from the film "Mary Poppins")

### Previous Episode

Emu's World Series 4 Episode 2

Emu's World Series 4 Episode 3 was the third episode of Emu's World Series 4. It aired on 21 September 1983.

## Synopsis

Rod is doing his stock take accounting at the Pink Windmill. Grotbags plans to use smelly bath crystals to make the Windmill smelly and drive the kids away. But Rod and the kids trick her using the hot-line.

## Cast

Rod Hull as himself and Emu

Carol Lee Scott as Grotbags

Freddie Stevens as Croc and Streak (voice)

### Featured Songs

Fortuosity

Two of a Kind/I Love to Laugh

### Edited into

The musical number "Two of a Kind/I Love to Laugh" was shown again as "Grotbag's Choice" in Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 2 Episode 4.

The musical number "Fortuosity" was shown again as "Emu's Choice" in Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 2 Episode 9.
DJ Dom

**History**

DJ Dom was created in 2016. He was supposed to appear on the second episode of the McCancer Cast, but after The Cat Food Disaster, he was unable to.

Later on in life, he got Worms Rumble, and became part of the Certified Wormers.

**Relationship**

n/a

**Facts**

* The 'DJ' part of his name isn't just cosmetic, he throws quite a social occasion, under the name Pir4te.
* He enjoys a spot of Lego Batman.
The Grease Pole

Did you mean The Grease Pole (Song)?

The Grease Pole is a holy site, the place where the Cult of The Pole gather to worship the grease. The Followers spread the grease and other juicy substances on the pole and it's surrounding area.

**Description**

The Grease Pole is a large white metal pole placed near the stairs that lead towards Homeless Jesus. On the time of 1pm of weekdays (Monday-Fridays), the Pole will mostly be covered in various substances, mostly consisting of Pizzini fillings, often having hand sanitizer fluid covering it.

It is very easy to tell the Pole from the rest of the poles surrounding it, as it will be crusted and stained orange, purple and other colours at it's cleanest.

The surrounding area, including The Council of Men, is known as The Greater Grease Pole Area.

**Inhabitants**

The Cult of The Pole reside here any chance they get, they are hostile towards any outsiders who do not see the glory of the pole.
Emu's World Series 4 Episode 2

Emu's World Series 4 Episode 2 was the second episode of Emu's World Series 4. It aired on 14 September 1983.

## Synopsis

All the Pink Windmill Kids are held hostage by Grotbags after she wraps the Pink Windmill in a thick fog and makes her castle resemble the Windmill. Rod comes to the rescue, disguised as a United Wizards and Wizard's Union (UWWU) inspector.

## Cast

Rod Hull as himself and Emu

Carol Lee Scott as Grotbags

Freddie Stevens as Croc and Streak (voice)

### Featured Songs

Gimme Dat Ding

Can You Feel It
Painter Man

Listen to Painter Man at: https://soundcloud.com/mccancer-slaps/painter-man

Painter Man is the first (released) song by McCancer Slaps, being an instant hit, amassing hundreds of plays on Soundcloud. As of writing this, Painter Man is the second most popular song released by McCancer Slaps, only topped by The Grease Pole.

**Description**

Painter Man utilises Indian instruments, like the Sitar, to bring across their Artistic vision. The tale takes place in India. It tells the tale of a man known only as "Painter Man" and his job as the royal painter. The king is described as a sheep, along with "A fine gentleman" who wears a tuxedo. On the cover art a penguin is seen wearing a white top hat, this may be the fine gentleman in question. The king is a ruthless tyrant, as he owns slaves and whips them. Painter Man has a wife (unknown name) and is homeless and lives on the streets.

**Inspiration**

In a 2019 interview of McCancer Slaps, the New York Times asked about the inspiration behind the song. They said this;

*"We wrote Painter Man after we played the game 'Club Penguin', on there we ruled the civilians of Club Penguin. Whilst on our throne, a man began painting us. This man we didn't know, but we both knew that he would be appointed royal painter."*

When asked about what they meant by *"we ruled the civilians"* they responded by saying;

*"Oh yes, we were the king and the fine gentleman in the song. Myles is the king and I (Alex) am the tuxedo."*
Lloyd

Lloyd is the brother of Mylo, best known for being Hannibal Lector from Silence of the Lambs.

What most people don't know is that the Silence of The Lambs trilogy is a documentary about Lloyd's Life

**History**

Born in 1997, Lloyd is the world's most infamous killer, so infamous in fact that he got and starred in his own movie trilogy.

## Appearances

### Appears in

Red Dragon, The Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal

**Quotes**

* *"You see, the brain itself feels no pain if that concerns you"*
* *"Are you the one they call Pigeon?"* In reference to Alex
* *"Have you seen blood in the moonlight? It appears quite black."*
* *"Do you get to the Cloud District very often?"*
* *"Boom-Boom"*
The Council of Men

The Council of Men is the neighbouring group south to The Grease Pole and The Cult of The Pole. Their numbers are great, in the 20s at least. They are perceived by many as rabble-rousers and hooligans, but are merely free-thinkers, doing as they please.

They have no leader, but their primary spokesman is usually Chad Reid.

Alex Laird is a former member of The Council of Men, he left in 2019, and founded The Cult of The Pole in the following year.

**Known Members**

* Chad Reid
* Math Man
* Woodington
Cult Trials

The Cult Trials are a series of events that one must go through to become part of the Cult of The Pole.

**Required:**

* **The Pizzini**

One must eat a Pizzini's insides only, just the filling. Afterwards you must splatter the outside on the Pole.

* **The Bite**

One must listen to Join Us For A Bite for 1 hour straight, turning it up every 10 minutes.

* **The Hypothermia**

In 0°C (32°F) weather, one must stand outside in a T-shirt and shorts or less for 1 hour.

* **The Brodening**

One must listen to Brodie Street, for 1 hour straight, turning it up every 10 minutes.

**Optional:**

* **The Grumps**

One must fall asleep and awaken to a Game Grumps video.
The Members

Many have disputed, theorised and discussed who the members of McCancer Slaps are. There are at least 2, they are Mylg and Pigeon.

They met on a sunny afternoon, it was the summer of '69 (2017). They both shared a raging passion for Indian music and they became comrades

In a workshop in the distant lands of Alfordia, they discussed a musical challenge that they overheard. They then formed the greatest band in the world, McCancer Slaps.
The Cult of The Pole

**Description**

The Cult of The Pole is a religious group that reside and worship The Grease Pole, within the Greater Grease Pole Area. The Children of Grease (name of a member of the cult), worship The Grease Pole and more importantly cover it with offerings. They call their offerings 'Grease' usually it is grease substances, such as the filling of a Pizzini, but it can also be other liquid and/or solid foods. Similarly to other religions, members refer to each other as "Child" as this is what The Grease God refers to his followers as.

Past offerings include:

* Pizzini Fillings
* Hand Sanitizer
* Chocolate Yogurt
* Semen
* Radnor Fizz
* Melted and Non-melted Cheese

**Gods & Deities**

Within publicly accessible knowledge, the Cult of The Pole have 1 god, the true god, the Grease God. The Grease God is different for each person, as they/it manifests and speaks differently according to the person, the way this is done is unknown. But they/it always have one message, *"Spread the Grease my child, the pole must be greased up"*

Alex Laird described his experience with the Grease God in a 2021 interview with BBC News, he said:

*"For me, the Grease God manifests and speaks to me as the father of Emili Sandé, he tells me his words of wisdom."*

When asked about why they/it manifests as the father of Emili Sandé*,* he said that he has no clue. He was also asked about what he meant by "*words of wisdom"*, Alex said:

*"No no no, you are not a Child of The Grease, you cannot know. Only the enlightened ones can bear such knowledge, it is for your own good."*

**Current Members**

The Cult of The Pole utilises a hierarchy system, although only the highest status is occupied, Desposyni, as the only three members are all Desposyni, the highest status achievable by anyone but The Holy Three is Zealot.

**Desposyni**

* Alex Laird
* Brodie Forsyth
* Myles Dixon

**Zealot**

* None

**High Priest**

* None

**Great Apostasy**

* None

**Apostasy**

* None

**Joining The Cult**

Joining the Cult of The Pole, is a long and painful process, it was designed this way to filter out the weak, and make sure that only those who truly understand the ways of The Grease God may enter, the processes are described in the Cult Trials. After passing these trials, you shall be an Apostasy. To gain a higher status, one must continue in the ways of the grease, and the Grease God shall send word to the Desposyni about them.
Math Man

**History**

Not much is known about Math Man. He came into existence round about 2006 B.C. It is unknown why he is called "Math Man", as he is about average when it comes to mathematical conundrums.

**Relationships**

In ye olde times, he once had a girlfriend, who shan't be named. However, this girlfriend was sent back to the realm of irrelevancy after Math Man was cucked by Alex, in The Men comic series by McCancer Comics.

**Facts**

* Is an avid enjoyer of Family Guy
* Enjoys a good goth girl every now and then
* Pioneer of the Tonin' Industries
* Possibly the youngest of The Council of Men
Indian Christmas/Hanukah

Listen to Indian Christmas/Hanukah at: https://soundcloud.com/mccancer-slaps/sets/indian-christmashannukah

## Indian Christmas/Hanukah

### Length

Indian Christmas: 3:06Indian Hanukah: 1:44

The Indian Christmas/Hanukah is a festive album, with two songs, one about Christmas, one about Hanukah. Being a time specific album, it didn't do as well as their other songs. But perhaps it will top the charts on Christmas this year?

**1. Indian Christmas**

Indian Christmas is the first song to appear, and is sung by Alex Laird. Alex Laird, despite making it, is confused but it's lack of a Christmas feel. He mentions that the Sitar is the staple instrument of McCancer Slaps. Worm Rumble is mentioned, this is because this was released shortly before Alex Laird got Worms Rumble. He mentions The Grease Pole.

What's peculiar about this song is that Alex talks in a very monotone voice, he also talks about murder and eating people's souls, accompanied by a "For Christmas".

**2. Indian Hanukah**

Indian Hanukah is the second song. This is sung by Myles Dixon, hinting that he may be Jewish. He also states "Other Mylo, lay down a sweet ass riff", Myles may have a clone that we are unaware of. The main song involves various riffs that change throughout the song. Towards the end, along side the riff from "One" by Metallica and some other song I don't know, he says that Alex is gay and sucks a lot of cocks, but one look at Alex's wiki page proves him wrong.

**Inspiration**

In a 1976 interview from Wrestling News, the duo said this:

*"We thought that we should quickly make a cheap ass Christmas song to cash in on the season like the other musicians, but then we thought, why don't we also make a Hanukah song as well? They'll be like the same thing, like how a Pokémon game has two different versions of the same game."*
Josh Team17

Josh Team17 is one of the creators of Worms Rumble. It is unknown how long he was in Team17, but news was released on Worm's official Twitter, when Myles Dixon asked when he would be streaming again, Worms revealed that Josh Team17 has *"Moved On"*, this is quite a vague statement, leading hardcore fans to believe that something darker is happening. This theory is described in detail under his death category.

**Worms Rumble**

Josh Team17 was the Crème De La Crop of Twitch streamers. Alex and Myles were playing Worms Rumble on the 30th of January 2021 and they saw a fellow worm with the name 'Josh Team17'. Alex used his wits and quick-thinking to figure out that he was most likely streaming on Twitch, low and behold, he was streaming. Myles watched the stream and gave out Josh Team17's location to Alex.

**Death**

Worms stated that he "*Moved On*", but to where? They never answered that. For this to make sense, there will have to be some context and backstory. Worms Rumble is actually a government run drone controlling system, disguised as a video game, the worms you control are military robots that are in warzones, like Syria. And the worms you fight are ISIS members, or anyone that the US government disagrees with. Josh Team17 during his livestream, tried to get a coded message out to the public and blow the top off this whole operation. But the government caught wind of it and "Disposed" of him. They secretly executed him for trying to tell the public.

His secret message, and his last (known) words were *"Oh, we killed that Pigeom fellow"*
Myles Dixon

**History**

He was born from the darkness, from the hatred of all mankind, a manifestation of pain and suffering. Some theorise that it never existed in the first place, and that is a mental disorder that only affects a few certain people.

Myles Dixon is one of histories most infamous criminals. It's most infamous crimes was the ratting out of Jesus Christ to the Romans. In public media, a man named Judas is said to have ratted, but in fact he never existed, it was Myles Dixon.

Shortly after getting Jesus killed and accidently creating Christianity and creating God, the one thing it hates in life, it went into hiding, it lived in the Scottish Mountains of the Cairngorms for 2000 years, only coming out in 2017.

It is said that during this time it spent around 1200 years of the 2000 years watching Brooklyn 99, it can now quote all the episode of Brooklyn 99 on demand.

By this point he was a shadow of his former self, a husk. Sightings say that he has begun to resemble the creature Gollum, from the Lord Of The Rings series. Being extremely thin and lacking all body hair. He wears a red cap.

In the Summer of 2019, it took Alex to it's former living spaces in The 2019 Camping Incident of the Cairngorms.

**Relationships**

Myles met Alex in a workshop in a distant land, they discussed their love for Indian music, they soon formed the band McCancer Slaps.

The creature claims to have a father, called Alistair, but this is not confirmed whether or not Myles is the spawn of perhaps an older, and greater creature of the darkness.

It is unknown whether this creature has or can mate, or if it even has reproductive organs at all.

Due to a lack of female contact in it's life, it has taken up crossdressing to fill the void of female contact.

Rock One Time.

**Facts**

* Myles has a crippling porn addition.
* Myles is a passionate dancer, as demonstrated in the Amphitheatre Incident of 2017. The darkness that manifests as his body is very flexible.
* Myles is an avid fan of Limp Bizkit, when it isn't watching Brooklyn 99, it is listening to Limp Bizkit nightcore.
* Myles is a crossdressing furry.
* Myles has particularly small ears.
* Myles enjoys Limp Bizkit and Weezer, this may be responsible for his lack of romantic partners.
Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 2

Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 2 ran from 12 April 1984 to 5 July 1984. It ran for 13 episodes, which was almost double the number produced for Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 1 It was followed by Emu's Pink Windmill Show (Series 3) which dropped the "All Live" from the title despsite the show still being live.

## Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 2

### Preceded By

Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 1

## Cast

### Characters

Rod Hull as Himself, Emu and King Boggle
Carol Lee Scott as Grotbags
Freddy Stevens as Robot Redford
David Tate as Croc
 Susan Maughan as Princess Hortensia
Carl Wayne as Odd Job John

### Children

Debbie Harper
Abbie Shilling
Joe Greco
Spencer Roberts
Emma Whitlock
Kelly Rossiter
Tammy Smallworth
Peter Davies
Alistair Smith
Alex Brennan.

## Episodes

Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 2 Episode 1

Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 2 Episode 2

Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 2 Episode 3

Emu's All. Live Pink Windmill Show Series 2 Episode 4

Emu’s All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 2 Episode 5

Emu’s All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 2 Episode 6

Emu’s All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 2 Episode 7

Emu’s All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 2 Episode 8

Emu’s All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 2 Episode 9

Emu’s All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 2 Episode 10

Emu’s All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 2 Episode 11

Emu’s All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 2 Episode 12

Emu’s All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 2 Episode 13

## Cast

### Characters

Rod Hull: as Himself, Emu and King Boggle

Carol Lee Scott as Grotbags

Freddie Stevens as Robot Redford

David Tate as Croc

Susan Maughan as Princess Hortensia

Carl Wayne as Odd Job John

### Kids

Six of the children who appeared previously were in this series:

* Debbie Harper
* Abbie Shilling
* Joe Greco
* Spencer Roberts
* Emma Whitlock
* Kelly Rossiter

Four new children were introduced:

* Peter Davies
* Alex Brennan
* Alistair Smith
* Tammy Smallworth

## Format

### The Pink Windmill Post Office

This segment stayed the same as the previous series except that Debbie Harper replaced Catrina Hylton-Hull presenting with Joe Greco.
Alistair

Alistair, just Alistair, is the father of Myles Dixon. He is a cultured being, enjoying the likes of Nacho Libre and Rush, although he has often been known to mock Lead Singer and Bass Player Geddy Lee's vocals on several occasions.

Little is known of him, he co-exists with Myles at the Dixon Dwelling.
Killerci Mode

Killerci Mode is a song that predates McCancer Slaps it's self. Being thought of and worked on before McCancer Slaps was even an idea but soon being responsible for the need for a band.

**Description**

Killerci Mode is a mashup/remix of 3 songs, first an excerpt from a Spongebob episode is played, it contains Mr Krabs saying "Play that song again", Sicko Mode being the first song to appear, then Somebody That I Used To Know second and Ruby last.

Apart from the few known lyrics below, nothing else is known of the song.

**Lyrics**

* "I just went to bed, im ready for a quick bloot. Oh yee got all me lettuce, she eating me like im a fruit"
* "Now she choking, now she dead"
* "But that was mega gay and you're a sil bill"
* "Speedum Speedum Speedum Speedum. Whob whob whob whob whob whob"
* "that shits all he eat he don't eat nothing else. I tried to bloot her"
Sheena Webb

Sheena Webb was a Pink Windmill Kid who made her only appearance in Emu's World Series 2. Despite having no solos she had many speaking roles and was nicknamed, 'Fred' by Rod Hull for unknown reasons. In one episode she introduces herself to him in Japanese.

## Trivia

* She is the only known kid of asian descent to appear on the show.
The Woods

**Description**

The Woods is a large forest roughly 49,300 m² (531,000 ft²) in size that lies south of The Greater Grease Pole Area.

**Inhabitants**

The High Council dwells here, they conduct most of their activities here. There are some scavengers who dwell here as well, the most notable being the Cat Food Consumer.

The Murray occasionally comes here, it is unknown whether or not it lives here.
Emu's World at Christmas (1983)

Emu's World at Christmas was the 1983 Emu's World Christmas special, it aired on 21 December 1983. It was followed by Emu's World Series 5.

## Emu's World at Christmas (1983)

### Featured Song(s)

Carnival (originally by the Kids From Fame)
 Substitutiary Locomotion (From Bedknobs and Broomsticks)
A Friend Like Me
We Got Us (From the musical Golden Rainbow)

## Synopsis

Grotbags lures Rod and Emu into a trap involving a magical roundabout. She wants to give the bird to the Magnificent Fred at his Grand Christmas Ball. But her Hovergrot goes down near Boggle's Kingdom.

## Cast

Rod Hull as Himself, Emu and King Boggle

Carol Lee Scott as Grotbags

Freddie Stevens as Croc

Susan Maughan as Princess Hortensia

Carl Wayne as Odd Job John

### The Pink Windmill Kids:

* Catrina Hylton-Hull
* Daniel Chamberlain
* Hugh Harper
* Debbie Harper
* Lorraine Plummer
* Emma Whitlock
* Sarah Jeffs
* Anthony Hosier
* Spencer Roberts
* Joe Greco
* Emma-Louise Fox
* Dean Hosier
* Kate Power (Hayden)
* Natalie Pennington
* Aysha Mitchell
* Natalie Payne
* Cliff Kelly
* Deborah Tullick
* Ian
* Abbie Shilling
* Kelly Rossiter

### Featured Songs

Carnival

Substitutiary Locomotion

A Friend Like Me

We Got Us

### Edited into

The musical number "We Got Us" was shown again as "Emu's Choice" in Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 1 Episode 7.

The musical number "Substitutiary Locomotion" was shown again as "Emu's Choice" in Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 2 Episode 8.

## Trivia

* Various clips from this special were edited into the opening credits sequence of Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show Series 1.