Lady-Bots

"*Call the police Erik! This is a crime!*"
―Robot
Lady-Bots is the 71st lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on July 3, 2017.

## Summary

Long Hair Erik returns to teach his students about lady robots. He finds a video advertising a sex robot. Erik is upset by the lack of respect for lady bot rights, so he gives everyone an F, tells Veronica to cancel his appointments, and sends a picture of a sexbot to Ted Cruz. Then he leaves a comment on the video. Robot gets angry about the video so Erik throws a shoe at him.

Erik watches another video about lady robots that emphasizes the romantic aspect. The comments are much kinder to the lady bots, albeit at the expense of human women. Erik leaves a comment.

Next, he goes to r/pics to leave a picture of a lady robot. Robot thinks it's just him in a wig, but Erik reveals that Robot actually has a mom mode that turns him into a hot lady bot. Robot requests to be hit by a shoe and Erik complies.

Erik looks at more videos about lady robots but all of them are about sex robots. Erik doesn't understand what's going on in the comments, but he adds his own.

He finally finds a video about actual human-like robots that aren't supposed to be fucked, but all of the comments want to fuck it anyway and are still insulting to human women. Erik decides to leave a comment about fuck the robots to fit in.

After covering robots getting fucked by humans, Erik shows humans getting fucked by robots and plays a video of robots working in an assembly line.

## Comments

*@tedcruz*
- @commentiquette

*Ah shit I've been doing it all wrong! I didn't know bitches had a succ button on the side of their necks?? God truly works in mysterious ways but it ain't no mystery how I'm gonna get my dick blown harder than Hillary blew her chance to be president now that I know this trick. I've always seen dudes choking women in porn and stuff but I always chalked that up to the girl wanting to die. I had no idea they were activating the turbo boost! Either way probably makes sense that I didn't know about this yet cause I'm 13 but my girlfriend is 40 and she's my teacher so I dunno why the fuck she hasn't said something. LOL that's women for ya, can't wait to dump her and buy this dick sucking monstrosity!**Sincerely,
9/11 was a false flag to steal hidden nazi gold in tower 7*
- Erik

*Daaaaaaaaaamn I'd fuck that robot till it got a virus and had to shut down to perform a check disk operation. Then it's right back to the check my DICK operations know what i mean all day every day until I become malnourished and my kidneys fail from dehydration forcing the cops the kick my door down once the neighbors complain about the smell, only for them to find my half rotted corpse cradling an immortal sex robot; The only thing that had ever loved me back. Hold up that's not what I meant. I meant I'm gonna fuck this thing rotten while I find a girlfriend but till then real women are USELESS**Sincerely,
Alex "Where'd My Kids Go" Jones*
- Erik

*MY GRANDMA BOUGHT ME THIS BY ACCIDENT CAUSE I ASKED HER FOR AN XBOX AND IN HER OLD AGE SHE HEARD THAT AS "DECAPITATED BLOWJOB HEAD" THANKS GRANDMA!!!*
- Erik

*Hell yeah! Take a seat real women, you stupid assholes. I'm gonna buy myself a robot and fuck it so much that we end up with a cylon baby while some poor asshole at the NSA is forced to watch my sweaty thrusts through her internet connected eyeballs. I'd have sex with the dude robot too, doesn't make me gay if it's not a real person. You guys ever think of making a leather daddy robot that can shove pineapples up my ass? Now THAT would make me gay but I don't believe in god so I don't see any harm in playing the field if you know what I mean. Big Money one love over and out can't wait for some lady-bots up in the workforce because you can just program them to stop complaining about wage gaps PROBLEM SOLVED*
- Erik

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