Episode 85

**Episode 85 is the eighty-fifth episode in the series.**

## Plot

Maggie makes breakfast. IT IS ALBERT'S BIRTHDAY!!! Albert reveals to Arthur, Maggie and Bernard that he's been offered £10m to present with Dec in place of Ant. Maggie thinks it's disgusting how people like Bernice and Jimmy provide with the essentials, and only have enough to get by, meanwhile people just entertain and get in the billions! Albert teases Maggie. While Maggie is looking dangerous, Albert suggests a drink in The Queen's. Everyone accepts and they set off. Larry wishes Albert a happy birthday. Everything is awkward when Albert orders a sex on the beach for Maggie. A shy young man (11) walks into The Queen's. Aidan reveals that it is Jake Keith, his nephew. Aidan stammers that people from Battlesden House are coming down to The Queen's. Albert is excited. Bernard asks what really *is* Battlesden House. Aidan explains that it has 79 rooms and is southwest about four miles from the Lodge and they are the richest people in the world. The living room is 100 yards! Aidan gets a call from Jimmy. Jimmy says that he couldn't be arsed to meet Adriano and that he's having sex with Bernice right now. Cameron Rich comes into the pub, in disguise. Jake goes off to play cricket. Aidan tells him not to be too long as Aidan's brother will kill him. Jake laughs and leaves The Queen's. Albert receives a letter from Cameron Rich saying that he's about to kill Maggie. Albert isn't worried. Bernice and Jimmy walk in. Lawrence York is there, getting drunk. Jimmy doesn't hide the hatred in his eyes. Jimmy tells Aidan that he couldn't be arsed to go and meet Adriano. Albert and Aidan go up to the House. They arrive at Battlesden and it is MASSIVE with the living room 100 yards. Albert talks to Aidan and says that he never loved Samantha and is in love with Rose. Aidan accepts. There is a massive mini-golf set in the corner of the room. Albert and Aidan play. Aidan says that Battlesden is worth over a billion and says that the Battlesdens' net worth is around three hundred billion: they are the richest in the world. Albert says he'd love to buy the House. Aidan tells him that it dates back to the seventeenth century. The Battlesden family have lived there for hundreds of years. Albert is in awe. Jimmy walks into the Lodge and says he has negotiated with Cameron Rich, and he is happy to kill Bernard instead of Maggie. Maggie and Bernard are furious. Arthur can't believe any of it. Albert has a quiet drink with Bernice in The Queen's. Albert tells Bernice that he was honoured to meet Mr. Battlesden. Arthur, Maggie and Bernard can't deal with Debbie. Albert walks up to the lodge. He walks in on Bernard shouting at Debbie. Albert furiously says that Debbie needs a carer and he can deal with Cameron Rich!

## Characters

* Maggie Carter
* Albert Carter
* Arthur Carter
* Debbie Carter
* Bernard Kirkby
* Jimmy Nash
* Gary Sellers
* Bernice Hansen
* Aidan Keith
* PC Larry Wells
* Cameron Rich
* Lawrence York
* Jake Keith

## Trivia

* *Reviewers Review: Jimmy suspects Cameron Rich will do anything to get what he wants, Aidan and Albert have gone to Battlesden and Albert has done something unexpected.*

## Locations

* Amitel Lodge - Living Room/Kitchen, Exterior.
* Road Leading to Amitel Lodge from Amitel.
* The Queen's Head - Main Interior.
* Road Leading to Battlesden House from Amitel.
* Battlesden House - Living Room, Exterior.