Astonished Scorpions

## Team History

The **Astonished Scorpions** were the first Easy Allies Podcast Betting Team of host Brandon Jones and co-moderator Daniel Bloodworth. They lost Season Six (2020) of the Podcast Bets to the Jovial Penguins, giving the rotating podcast panel and control room their first title win since forming the new team and fourth consecutive title dating back to their history as the Gorgeous Gorillas.

The team was preceded by both the Sick Owls and the Gorgeous Gorillas. The Sick Owls lost Season Five (2020) in Kyle's final run of Podcast Bets before departing Easy Allies and Bloodworth left the rotating panel of the Gorgeous Gorillas to become co-moderator. The Astonished Scorpions were succeeded by the Vociferous Beavers for Season Seven (2021).

## Origins

The team was formed on May 1, 2020 in the first Jones-moderated podcast after he took over hosting duties from Kyle Bosman. Bloodworth won the first choice to pick his choice of adjective or animal and chose astonished while Jones chose scorpions as his animal.

## Roster

* Brandon Jones
* Daniel Bloodworth

## Standings

 Astonished Scorpions
 Jovial Penguins | Rotating panel,
Control room

**B** • Backdoor Shady Deals • The Bad Bitches • Beauty Bois • Bit • Blood is the Mole
Blood Sniff • Bonds • Boost It • Bosmanic Arts • Bosmolver Digital
Bosmungie Inc. • Bosmungie Chemicals • Botch • Brad's Gollum Review • Break For Me
Buck Bumble • Buckle • Buckle Up, Settle Down • Bumper Jumper
**C** • Camera Ghost • Can You Jump In This Form? • Can't Get Grabbed on the Stairs • Capcom Ohio
Cease This • Chain Jack • Chat • Check the Tape • Chim
CIAN WORLDZ • Cinnastix • Computer Accurate • Confiemd • Confirm the Kill
Creator's Intent • Crisp Crack Clap • Crunch • Culmination
**D** • Damiani's Big Strong Hands • Dark Prince of Nerd Media • Dave Mustaine • D-Day • Dear Dear
Defaulte • Defaulte-Giga • Defection • Desire Index • DGD • Discredited • Disrespect
Doc Brown Spider Monster • Dolmen, Dude! • Don Bucks • Don's Discount Media & Vending Services
Donkey Suck My Kiss • DONTEMU • Draft Your Tweets • Droopy Eagles
**E** • Easy Allies Podcast Episode 100 Rap • Easy Allies Podcast Episode 200 Rap
Upside That Frown (Easy Allies Podcast Episode 300 Rap)
Economy • Ethan, No! • Everybody Adores Styx • Ezra
**F** • Fatburger • Feel the Kill • Flip A Pizza • Foggy Hump Day • Franklin James • Friendly Wager
**G** • Gabcom • Gah! • Gandalf 2 • Garrulous Ducks • GDG • Golden Vultures
Gorgeous Gorillas • Green Lizards
**H** • Hit Detection • Hottake! • Huberisms • Huber's Diaper
Huber's Glasses • Hug Check • Hurt Me Daddy • Hype
**I** • I Play By Myself • I'm Not Clapping for That • Is This Toxic Waste?
Islapurna Interactive • Islapurna Video Gaming Concern • It's a Nod • It's Been A While • It's Ben
**J** • Jolly • Jovial Penguins • Juleskum
**L** • Lars Had Grain • Let It Cook • Little Pig, Little Pig
Live to Play, Play to Live • Love & Respect
**M** • Make 'em Pop • Malodorous Sea Lions • Massive Chubs • Master Sifo-Dyas
Matthews Bridge • Max Pander • McDangl • Media Blackout
Must Be Nice • My Commander Shepard
**N** • No Checks • No Quarrel
**O** • Off the Chain • OK, Game • One of the Greats • Out of Control!
**P** • PB Pace • Pisswater • PJ • Play How You Wanna Play • Praise Nomura • Purple Platypi
**R** • Ready to Secure • Red Eagles • Red Grouse • The Redwood Stumps
Remix Remix • Research Break • Respect the Legacy
**S** • Salad Mic • Salmon Globe • Salty Runback • Scrappy Little Pigs • The Screaming Buzzards
See Ben • Seisla Entertainment, Inc. • Sending a Message • Setting the Tone • Shadow Drop
Shaudau • Shrek vs. The Princess Bride • Sick Owls • Simple Question
Sleepy Grizzlies • Slippery When Wet • Slusser Cup • Smilo Games • So Generous
Somber Tapestries • Starts… Right Now • Swimming in 7s • Switcher Snakes
**T** • Take me to Valhalla • Taking a Knee • Team Don • Team Huber • Thank you Sweeney
Throwing Gasoline on a Non-Situation • Tootsie Time • Touch Water • Try Long Jumping
**U** • Uneasy Alliance
**V** • Verticality • Vociferous Beavers
**W** • Welcome To My Trick • Werehog • White Brains in a Sea of Red
Will (Blank) Reveal Itself? • Wit's End
**Y** • You Died • You're a Subscriber Now • You're In One
**Z** • Zach