Narrator

*"Ah, greetings, viewer! Come, join me– and ignore that random kid tied up in the back. I am about to tell you a retold story that you have probably heard of before, in two different ways actually! One in a very unfinished way... and the other... Uhh, um, edgy humor doesn't equal fun, haha!"*
―The Narrator[src]
The **Narrator** is a retired psychopathic warlord who participated in the Vietnam War. Being deemed responsible for several violent crimes, he escaped to the Untied States of America under the pseudonym of the Narrator, hoping to avoid being caught. Settling himself within the Narrator's Mansion with the kidnapped Tommy Fitzgerald, the Narrator would spend the rest of his days telling his viewers stories surrounding *The Incredible Crew* and their variants scattered throughout the Multiverse. The Narrator was soon arrested for trying to evade the consequences of his Vietnam War crimes, but he managed to escape, vowing revenge on a certain Russian. Sometime later, the Narrator returned to his mansion, and continued to observe *The Incredible Crew*, who at this time were going through the aftermath of Tanner's death across universes.

## Origins

### Costume Pieces

* Doc Brown (1985) Hair (Black and White Stickers)
* Adventurer Skin
* Button Eyes
* White Teeth
* Rosenberg Jacket
* Rosenberg Trousers

## History

### Participation in the Vietnam War

*"I am in prison due to me getting caught, after changing my name to "The Narrator", after trying to evade the consequences of my war crimes in Vietnam. Yes I'm old. Don't judge me."*
―The Narrator[src]
The Narrator participated in the Vietnam War, causing him to become a wanted man. The Narrator soon crossed paths with someone of Russian descent, who he vowed to get revenge on someday. With the conflict over, the Narrator moved to the United States of America, hoping to evade the consequences to his war crimes by legally changing his name to the Narrator.

### Observing *The Incredible Crew*

*"Greetings! Welcome to my library! I am about to tell you a story that you will remember for the rest of our natural born lives!"*
―The Narrator[src]

Settling himself within the Narrator's Mansion, the Narrator spent the rest of his days telling his viewers stories regarding *The Incredible Crew*, a preternatural friend group led by Tanner. The Narrator soon decided to have a physical person indulge in his stories, leading him to kidnap Tommy Fitzgerald. Tommy would remain inside the mansion, and would be threatened and abused by the Narrator if he refused to do what he was told.

### The Original Christmas Special

*"Listen here you little brat, you are going to listen to this cringy story whether you like it or not, and if you interrupt, just once, I will be the living crap out of you. You got that, you moronic 7-year old?"*
―The Narrator to Tommy Fitzgerald[src]

Greeting his viewers, The Narrator planned to read *The Incredible Crew Christmas Special* to them. Unfortunately, Tommy started misbehaving, throwing a tantrum because he didn't want to hear the story. The Narrator pressured Tommy into listening to his story whether he liked it or not, threatening to beat the crap out of him if he dared to interrupt just once. Tommy promised he'd behave, leading the Narrator to begin his story without issues. Sitting in his chair, the Narrator got out his book and started to read to the viewers the Christmas misadventures of *The Incredible Crew*. While reading the story, the Narrator became disgusted as he read the part where visions of sugar plums were twerking in the *The Incredible Crew'*s heads. The Narrator then became disgusted with Santa Claus crawling down the chimney.

Realizing that he was no longer rhyming, the Narrator decided to shut his mouth and just let the visuals continue telling the story. By the time the Narrator completed the first part of the story, Tommy started squealing, making the Narrator question what he was doing with his life. Sometime later, the Narrator finished reading the story, believing the only reason his viewers bothered to listen to the whole thing was because they were nerds with nothing better to do. The Narrator then told the viewers that Chase got a new unicycle for Christmas, but he couldn't care less about what happened to the other members of *The Incredible Crew*, claiming that they bored the snot out of him. The Narrator then said goodbye to his viewers, before saying good riddance.

### Tanner's Return

*"Ah, it's been quite a while since you last seen me, hasn't it? Well ever since then, I fixed my room a tad bit I even grew eyebrows and pupils! Anywho, the reason you've been brought back to my fabulous library is to tell you that your favorite idiot has returned!"*
―The Narrator[src]

Sometime later, the Narrator discovered that Tanner had returned to *LittleBigPlanet*, prompting him to reunite with his viewers. Greeting his viewers, the Narrator told them that he had renovated his mansion a bit, and had grown some eyebrows and pupils. The Narrator was about to begin reading, until Tommy started screaming in the other room. Upset, the Narrator instructed his cameraman George to put the camera towards the fireplace so the viewers could relax while he dealt with Tommy. The Narrator punished Tommy by shooting him with a gun, before returning to his chair with all smiles, feeling much better. The Narrator then grabbed out his book and began to tell the story of Tanner's return.

### Locked Up

*"I'm here to tell you the story of Thanksgiving... The TRUE Story of Thanksgiving!"*
―The Narrator[src]

Despite the Narrator's best efforts to evade the consequences of his Vietnam War crimes, he soon got caught, and was sent to prison. While locked up, the Narrator greeted his viewers, and began to tell them the true story of how the first Thanksgiving came to be. The Narrator told his viewers of the historic moment when four English Pilgrims on board the Mayflower journeyed to a set of land that would later become the United States of America. The Pilgrims consisted of Tonner, who was Tanner's x6 Great Grandfather. The Narrator mentioned how Tonner and the Mayflower Pilgrims succeeded in purchasing the land off of the Native Americans with one dollar, had a magnificent feast with them, and then committed mass genocide towards them in order to conquer their homeland.

### Prison Break

*"The Narrator crawled through five hundred yards of crap smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to. Five hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile."*
―Morgan Freeman[src]

Still locked up in prison, the Narrator prevailed to make his great escape by going into a sewage pipe and crawling through five hundred yards of crap smelling foulness. Though he struggled, the Narrator managed to make his way to the other side, causing him to successfully escape prison without being caught. Realizing this, the Narrator chanted out 'I'M FREE!', before vowing to get revenge on that certain Russian he crossed paths with during the Vietnam War.

### The Thanksgiving Special

*"Hi guys, it's me, the Narrator! Teehee... Today, we will be watching a Thanksgiving miracle unfold, featuring The Incredible Crew! Sit back and get ready to have a blast!"*
―The Narrator[src]

Returning to the Narrator's Mansion, the Narrator reunited with Tommy Fitzgerald, who he imprisoned in a bird cage. Sometime later, the Narrator began to observe *The Incredible Crew* of Universe 1225. While sitting in his chair, dreaming of LuckyLerry, the Narrator woke up to greet his viewers, before telling them the story of *The Incredible Crew'*s Thanksgiving misadventures. When he got up to the part where Knollad and Jack Jabolon were confronted by The Grinch for trying to steal his turkey, the Narrator rewrote the event to have Knollad grab out an army knife from his back pocket. This led Knollad to be shot by The Grinch.

### The Remastered Christmas Special

*"Huh... Well that's particular... It seems like a whole page of this story was just ripped right out!"
"Oh... W-Why would somebody do that...?"
"Hmm... Almost like somebody wants us to forget about this part of the story... or at least a version of it... ever existed! Hmm... It doesn't matter. Must've been a Book Goblin! Next page!"*
―The Narrator and Tommy Fitzgerald[src]

Sitting in his chair, the Narrator greeted his viewers, telling them to ignore Tommy Fitzgerald, who was tied up to some rope with tape covering his mouth. The Narrator then told his viewers that he was about to tell them a retold story that they had probably heard of before in two different ways. One of them he mentioned to have been told in a very rushed way, while the other was just like that, but with lots of edgy humor. Seeing Sackboy drawing the German Nazi symbol, the Narrator quickly slapped the pencil out of his hand before he could finish it, saying that edgy humor didn't equal fun. The Narrator then heard Tommy whining and complaining, so he told Tommy to pipe it down, throwing a comedically-large pipe at him in the process. The Narrator then began telling his viewers the remastered Christmas misadventures of *The Incredible Crew*. Unlike the original Christmas Special, the Narrator observed Universe 730 instead.

Much like last time, the Narrator was disgusted by the visions of sugar plums twerking in the group's heads, plus the disgusting scene where Santa Claus was climbing down the chimney. Continuing to read his book, the Narrator soon discovered that a page had been ripped out, causing the word 'retard' to be cut off. When Tommy questioned why someone would do that, the Narrator believed that someone was trying to make him forget a version of the story ever existed. The Narrator then cheerfully believed it to have just been a Book Goblin, and continued reading. The Narrator soon concluded the story, telling Tommy that he hoped he liked it. Unfortunately, the Narrator realized that Tommy was gone, much to his confusion. Just then, he looked up to see Tommy, who had turned into the beforementioned Book Goblin, on top of the fireplace. The Book Goblin then began to attack the Narrator, who screamed in pain.

### Christmas in July

Continuing to observe Universe 730, the Narrator told his viewers of the story where *The Incredible Crew* helped Santa's Little Helper deliver late Christmas presents in July. The Narrator mentioned that the group later went to another dimension to celebrate the defeat of The Grinch.

## Appearances

In chronological order:

* *The Incredible Crew Christmas Special*
* *The "Great" Trentan2 Has Returned!*
* *The TRUE Story of Thanksgiving*
* *The Incredible Crew: The Thanksgiving Special*
* *The Incredible Crew Christmas Special I*
* *The Incredible Crew Christmas Special III* (Voice)
* *The Incredible Crew: The Bowling Special* (Unreleased)
* *The Incredible Crew: The Movie* (Unreleased)

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 *The Incredible Crew Christmas Special*
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 *The TRUE Story of Thanksgiving*
3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 *The "Great" Trentan2 Has Returned!*
4. ↑ *The Incredible Crew: The Thanksgiving Special*
5. ↑ *The Incredible Crew Christmas Special I*
6. ↑ *The Incredible Crew Christmas Special III*