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Internet Comment Etiquette, with Erik! 2/25/09

## 2/25/09

"*Today we're going to talk about punctuation. Parentheses, tildes, underscores, colons...*"
―Erik
Internet Comment Etiquette, with Erik! 2/25/09 is the second lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. This lesson is the first to use a rocketship in a comment. It was released on February 25, 2009. This was the last lesson to be released before a three year hiatus of the series between 2009 and 2012.

## Summary

Erik notices the students while he's playing with a soundboard. He explains the different types of punctuation and how they can be used to enrich a comment. He watches the romantic short film How to Say I Love You. Then he leaves a comment that features punctuation in the form of a rocketship.

Next, Erik introduces an Internet Etiqueno-no: don't make fun of Ron Paul on the internet. And finally, Erik reads a comment on the short film that he enjoyed.

## Comments

*what a bullshit fuck fets of screaming assholes. that british dude made me want to slap my wife and why the fuck is that chick wearing a trench coat. If I wanted to watch pussy ass bullshit like this id go to the disney channel and watch it with the sound on when I masturbate. check this out (\_)\_):::::::::::::::::::::::D⁓⁓⁓⁓⁓⁓⁓⁓⁓⁓⁓⁓⁓⁓⁓⁓ <------- you suck those*
- Erik

## Trivia

* This lesson was filmed in Chris Arader's basement

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Privilege check

A privilege check is when someone has to check their privilege because they're getting upset about something that they have no right to be upset about. It is often accompanied by Erik ringing a bell.

They are used extensively in the lesson Offensive Tweets. Veronica also checks her privilege in Being a Woman Online.
Online Psychics

"*Wait a second, psychics make money? I thought they were just doing this for free. Hold up. Wait. Hang on one God damn second. Nobody told me that being a psychic made you money.*"
―Erik
Online Psychics is the 44th lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It marks the first appearance of The Amazing Salvio. It was released on April 29, 2016.

## Summary

Erik starts by sending a tweet to Ted Cruz.

Erik watches a video of a psychic that found the missing Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 without actually finding it. We learn that it was taken down by magnets. Then he tries to watch another psychic and it seems to be working, but then he finds out that she's selling something and that you can make big money being a psychic. He turns into The Amazing Salvio and gives readings to the people of YouNow. For further readings they have to send money to Nude Celebs for Free.

Next he looks at a video of 5 Fun Psychic Phenomena, but it actually says 5 Fun Physics Phenomena. Then the Amazing Salvio calls Jacksfilms and gives him a private reading. He predicts that a masked man will break into his house with a chainsaw, steal his TV, and shit in his refrigerator. He then charges Jake $75 for the reading.

Finally he promotes his book The Amazing Salvio's Guide to Bouncing on Your Boys 3rd Eye and then puts on a mask to go take care of something.

## Comments

*@tedcruz Your Zodiac reading for the day: THE DARK HOOD CALLS TO YOU FROM THE CLOSET. HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN? "LONG ENOUGH," YOU FINALLY ADMIT*
- @commentiquette

*Great video dude! My favorite part was probably right after your camera guy stopped recording, when you asked him "hey think anyone will buy this?" You know, before you both started laughing and pegging each other with rolled up euros. One love and flip a quarter into my butthole for good luck Big Money Salvia over and out.*
- Erik

*WOULD YOU LIKE THE AMAZING SALVIO TO READ YOUR FORTUNE?!**YOU BETTER BE GOOD AT SPORTS BUDDY*
- Erik

*Blessings and hello I am The Amazing Salvio! Want me to tell your fortune?**You were a dog in a past life. You were a stupid dog and your owner hated you so much he threw you in a river. That's why you are afraid of rivers.*
- Erik

*Blessings and hello I am The Amazing Salvio! Want me to tell your fortune?**You'll have operations to remove two fingers from each hand, change your name to Merkmok and identify as a toad warrior. Your mother will disapprove*
- Erik

*This video was fake as fuck the guy couldn't even explain why his CGI did what it did. Really my cereal is made of MAGNETS? The same thing that brought down Malaysian Flight 370? Give me a fucking break dude. Anyway blessings and if anyone out here wants a private reading just email me a pic of your credit card.*
- Erik

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Lawyerin' Up

"*Connect me to a lawyer, please.*"
―Erik
Lawyerin' Up is the 13th Tweets From the Class. It was released on July 22, 2016.

## Summary

Erik starts by sending a Ted Cruz tweet. Then he looks at some fan art and helps some teammates on Twitch. Then Erik thinks about going on a show with Philip DeFranco but then he remembers making an entire lesson just to tell him to suck a dick. He looks at a few more tweets, contacts Lenny about other people using the name Salvia, gets hung up on by said lawyer, and then replies to some comments on the song Big Money Salvia. Then Erik gets some fanart of Skjöldr and goes to put it on TrumpBangsThings.com but he finds out that it's been hacked by cuck hunters so he calls his lawyer again.

## Comments

*@commentiquette Ted Cruz is trending, get on it.*
- @kareemtiwnow

*@kareemtiwnow @tedcruz If u killed at the polls like you killed women in the night you'd be president are we still doing zodiac jokes?*
- Erik

*@commentiquette dear big money salvia. How do i grow a beard as thick and luxurious as yours? #beardlife*
- @BlackStrip6

*@BlackStrip6 eat more pussy*
- Erik

*@commentiquette What if this world is another planet's hell?*
- @Plague\_Mouse

*@Plague\_Mouse That other planet must be full of dumb pussies because this world is fucking hilarious*
- Erik

*@commentiquette Erik i always click on your ads so you can make more of that yummy revenue keep up the quality content dude*
- @DoopieCoopie

- Erik

*i'm gonna call peta, because animals like you need to be saved, then euthanized and put in a garbage can*
- et

*Actually Tyson Foods is the new funny thing to make fun of, just thought I'd clue you in here so you don't look like you're out of the loop making fun of PETA. Those jokes are as dead as the 72% of animals that have walked through PETA's front doors. So yeah its Tyson Foods now because I hear they spit on their chickens before stomping them to death*
- Erik

*What a funny story. Anyways gas the kikes race war now.*
- I'm watching you sleep

*WHOA WHOA what the fuck does this have to do with me being big money? Get the fuck out of here man.*
- Erik

*Can someone explain the bounce on boi's dick meme?*
- Jakob2803

*YEAH LEMME COME OVER ILL EXPLAIN THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF IT*
- Erik

*Is that Progressive Rock?*
- SuperGorak

*I'll rock your face with a backhand slap you little bitch oh my god im so sorry im sorry i got carried way there. Anyway yes this is progressive rock.*
- Erik

*this vid arouses me*
- FrankJavCee

*Next time you and hot dad make a song can I be in the music video?*
- Erik

*I NEED SOMEONE TO CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT IN MONTEVIDEO URUGUAY IM STAYING AT THE CHARCO HOTEL AND MY HOTEL ROOM IS ON FIRE PLEASE GOD HELP ME I DONT KNOW THE PHONE NUMBER FOR FIRE MRN I JUDT GOT HRER I DONT LNOW URUGESE MY FIMGERSARE BUNINGOF OMG CALL NOW*
- Anton D L

*LOL*
- Erik

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Magic printer

The magic printer was a living, self-aware printer. While working in an office, it grew to love its owners Erik and Shawn. It had magical abilities, including the ability to engage in conversation with them by printing out messages and images. It was also able to predict how Shawn was going to die.

The magic printer impressed Erik and Shawn by printing out Raycons for them to try, but it wouldn't print the actual pages that Erik needed, so he unplugged it and threw it into a dumpster.
Justin Taite

Justin Taite is an actor that has appeared in multiple lessons of Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik. He also appeared in Outlaws Don't Get Funerals.

## Appearances

* Internet Comment Civil War Etiquette (as a space soldier)
* 2020 Halloween Special (as Todd)

## See Also

* Justin Taite on Twitter
* Justin Taite on Instagram
* Justin Taite on IMDb
Jeff Bezos

Jeff Bezos's consciousness contacting Erik

Jeff Bezos is the founder of Amazon and Blue Origin. He was the mastermind behind The Big Money Space Race.

## Biography

In his youth, Bezos was given alien blueprints by Nibiruans. He founded Amazon, created Alexa, become a billionaire, and used the money to fund Blue Origin to make rocketships. Bezos competed with other billionaires in the Big Money Space Race. He was eventually killed after hungry warehouse workers he tortured rose up against him and ate him.

Bezos' consciousness had been uploaded to a computer, and this consciousness was able to contact Erik, give him the blueprints, help him build a rocketship, and send him to Nibiru as an elaborate prank to have a Nibiruan nut-tap him. Bezos still exists as a simulation today.

## Appearances

* Artificial Intelligence (mentioned)
* The Big Money Space Race Part 1 (death)
* The Big Money Space Race Part 2 (as an AI)
* Spying on People (pictured)
* Moonbase Salvia (mentioned)
None of These are Tweets

"*And... Tweet! NOT A TWEET!*"
―Erik
None of These are Tweets is the 12th Tweets From the Class. It was released on June 6, 2016.

## Summary

Erik decides he wants to talk about the comments on Nightmare Fuel instead of his tweets. He finds a bunch of rude comments, including one telling him to look up nuru massages so he does. He replies to several comments but keeps calling them tweets by accident and getting upset with himself.

A comment mentions Erik's friend Michael so Erik shows a quick mini-lesson on Snapchat. Then Erik looks at some insulting comments, as well as one including one that confuses him with jacksfilms and another warning him that Matt Hoss is going to have his video taken down.

Then Erik goes back to Twitter to find some more refined messages. The first one is a picture of poop so he just ends the video.

## Comments

*DAMN we gotta send this bitch next time there's a coal mine collapses in south america you know the only place where coal mines collapse anyway this little slug woman could squeeze right in there and give those boys some massages while they wait for rescue. Real talk big money over and out*
- Erik

*i passed out while bouncing on my boys dick to this. the nightmares were unreal*
- Hey Guys, This Is My New Name

*Hell yeah dude my boy hasn't woken up in days.*
- Erik

*my nightmare and boner meters are the same meter*
- India Rose

*love that comment!*
- Erik

*I was just thinking "damn his titties are filling out nicely" so thanks for confirming my suspicions.*
- Jonathan White

*I wish you were a dog so I could stomp you to death and joke about it on Younow.*
- Erik

*needs more aids*
- William Ronk

*I wish you were a gorilla in the zoo so I could throw my kid at you. You know what would happen.*
- Erik

*Seriously that's it???*
- Normal Guy

*Well there's three minutes of deleted scenes but I'm saving that for the people who give me money on Patreon.*
- Erik

*I stomped my dog flat and slipped him under my neighbors front door.*
- Erik

## Context

1. ↑ Matt Hoss is the creator of one of the videos in the Nightmare Fuel lesson. He is known for being incredibly litigious.
2. ↑ This video was made shortly after a kid fell in the enclosure of Harambe the Gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo. Harambe was shot and killed by zookeepers after approaching the kid.

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Open Beta Day 4

"*Before we get to the final piece of the Open Beta, I thought maybe we'd open the floodgates a little bit today and all get out into the world and start leaving comments on someplace other than my brand new YouTube channel.*"
―Erik
Open Beta Day 4 is an Open Beta lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It is the first Open Beta to demonstrate etiquette outside of Erik's social media. It was released on February 20, 2015.

## Summary

Erik decides that it's time to let his students free and expands commenting outside of his YouTube and Twitter. He decides that his favorite place to leave comments on the internet is the Facebook page of Nancy Grace. He reads the House Rules of the page, and then he looks to see what sort of etiquette the page has. He leaves a comment and starts off nicely, but after he sees a fun quiz on her page about a kid getting kidnapped, he decides to leave a more critical comment. Finally, Erik tells his students that they don't have to post on Nancy Grace's page if they don't want to, but...

Then he lets out a burp that he'd been holding in for eight days.

## Comments

*Hey Nancy, boy are you a piece of shit. Maybe it's just because I'm shocked at how many people twice my age still take you seriously not only as a “news personality”, but as a human being, and really that shouldn't reflect on my opinion of you. You might be a totally sweet gal--
Nah nevermind, I just scrolled down a little bit on this page and saw your missing kid quiz. What the fuck is wrong with you, you goddamn psychopath? I don't think its your viewers' #crimelQ you should be worried about, more their ability to speak and feed themselves IQ. Then again who needs to eat with all the bullshit you cram down their throats?
Now lemme guess, your Facebook page is important to you because it gets the word out on breaking news that may or may not be covered in mainstream media. And I think that's great, but when I head over to the BBC website I don't have to skip through quizzes on how many kids got their legs blown off in Yemen today.
Furthermore, I'm sure this page acts as a helpful gateway for your viewers to interact directly with the victims and their families. I like to think that if (God forbid) my kid ever went missing, I'd have a valuable resource in this Facebook community and there's plenty of good folks here willing to help. What wouldn't help is coming back to this website a month later to see a quiz about what river my kid was found in.
So E-Mail it to me sistaaaaa by the way the answer to the quiz about the little girl is C, her door was propped open with a cinder block. Nailed it!
PS check out this dude he's crazy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oey4pS\_Vh5o*
- Erik

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Nobbleberry Ad 4

## Timeline

### Continued In

Nobbleberry Ad 5

"*Sin number one, laying with a prostitute. Sin number two, laying with a prostitute. Sin number three, laying with a prostitute.*"
―John Partner
The Importance of Health was sponsored by NordVPN. This advertisement details the events of episode four of Nobbleberry. This episode was intended to be the final episode in the show, but fan reception to the ending was so poor that the series was continued.

## Summary

Detective Nobbleberry goes to heaven where John Partner meets him. As a pious man, Partner was able to go to heaven. He brings a book of all Nobbleberry's sins, and reads them aloud. There are thousands of them that say "laying with a prostitute." Then he reads one in which Nobbleberry had sex with a woman and then slipped money into her purse for no reason, with Nobbleberry stating that it's the only way he can cum.

## Video

* Nobbleberry Ad 4 on YouTube
* Continuation Announcement on YouTube
MZ Media

MZ Media is the name of an evil organization that applies strict copyright claims to YouTube channels that don't deserve them, often without the knowledge of the channel they're making the claim on behalf of. They were the main antagonist of Bogus Copyright Claims.

MZ Media is also the name of several smaller YouTube channels that did nothing wrong, including a channel with a Kit Kat review, a channel in Arabic, a channel that uploads copyrighted songs from The Police, and a channel that has a super funny and comedy video.
Nobbleberry Ad 3

## Timeline

### Continued In

Nobbleberry Ad 4

"*Bacon's already served! Comes with a side of the Queen's justice! And tea!*"
―Detective Nobbleberry
Article 13 was sponsored by NordVPN. This advertisement details the events of episode three of Nobbleberry.

## Summary

Detective Nobbleberry and Detective Nanny catch James and Rupert with illegal memes. Nobbleberry contemplates memes, as back in his day they passed the time with prostitutes and war. The two fall in love with each other but don't act on it, and then they interrogate the criminals with the memes. Nanny holds a stroller at the top of staircase and threatens to kill the baby until they give the address of their supplier. Nanny drops the baby so James files a complaint.

Nobbleberry follows the address and finds the Young Chav making memes on his computer. Nobbleberry shoots him and claims its an accident. But then Nanny gives Nobbleberry a note that was in the man's stomach with an address on it. He goes to the address and meets Evil Twin Partner. Nobbleberry tries to shoot him, but he didn't reload so Evil Twin Partner shoots him.

## Video

* Nobbleberry Ad 3 Part 1
* Nobbleberry Ad 3 Part 2
Nubleborsky

"*Nyet. We have no rubles. But I do have strangles. Come here you bastard.*"
―Detective Nubleborsky
Nubleborsky (stylized as NUБLEБORSKY) is a Russian crime drama. It's an adaptation of the British crime drama Nobbleberry produced for Russian audiences, although the dialogue is still recorded in English. The show follows Detective Nubleborsky as he solves crimes, strangles journalists, and lives as a gay man in Russia. Only one episode is known to exist.

Nubleborsky is the NordVPN ad in Quora VS Yahoo! Answers.

## Summary

Nubleborsky finds a dead journalist that had been shot twice in the head, so he presumes it was an accident. When the journalist is still alive, Nubleborsky strangles him. Nubleborsky's partner believes that Nubleborsky time traveled from the past, but he's actually just dressed like an old Russian soldier. Then he kills another journalist. Nubleborsky wants to have sex with his partner, but his partner explains that such things are illegal in Russia and other places. They question the same unkillable journalist again, and when they recognize him Nubleborsky strangles him.

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Mitt Romney

"*closest I'll let myself get*"
―Message on a sex doll Romney made for Erik[src]
Mitt Romney is a U.S. Senator and a former Governor of Massachusetts. He was the Republican presidential candidate in 2012 but lost to Barack Obama. He has hacked Erik's 3D printer and sometimes prints sex dolls of himself for Erik to use.

## Appearances

* How To Be a White Male on The Internet (tweeted)
* Talking to Politicians (mentioned)
* Yahoo News (mentioned)
* News Websites (mentioned)
* Avoiding Surveillance (mentioned)
Nobbleberry Ad 7

"*Yes, now this I could get used to.*"
―Detective Nobbleberry
VR News Roundup with Erik was sponsored by NordVPN. This advertisement features the details the events of episode seven of Nobbleberry, the first episode of Nobbleberry Miami. This episode was only available on BBC Fox News, BBC Hamburger, or BBC Virginia.

## Summary

Detective Nobbleberry is relaxing on the beach of Miami. He remembers that Detective Nanny isn't with him and he wonders where the whores are. Nobbleberry goes to the club to dance, does some drag racing, and snorts cocaine. He returns to his hotel room to find Nick Bilko pointing a gun at him.
Internet Quarantine Etiquette Ad

## Timeline

### Next Ad

The Revenge of 5G Ad

"*I'm pregnant, Meredith!*"
―Curtis
The Internet Quarantine Etiquette Raycon Ad is the ad for Raycon that played during Internet Quarantine Etiquette.

## Summary

A man goes to his girlfriend Meredith and tries to tell her something important. She doesn't notice because she's listening to a Girls Who Care song on her Raycon ear buds. She's impressed by how powerful the bass is while the man starts to cry. He realizes that she was wearing ear buds the whole time and storms off. He comes back, but she's wearing the Raycons again. She takes them back out and he tells her that he's pregnant because of his botched knee operation. Then she lets him use the Raycons and she tries to feel the twins through his belly.

## Cast

* Erik as Curtis
* Sam Kellie as Meredith
* Narfi as the dog
Who Killed HitchBot?

"*This is a show where we look at crimes that have happened that have captivated the internet. And we wait for them to get cold, and then we crack open the case and we figure out who did it.*"
―Private Investigator Erik
Who Killed HitchBot is the first and only episode of Internet Cold Cases. It was released on October 13, 2015.

## Summary

Private Investigator Erik says that he's going to find out who killed HitchBot. He examines all of the evidence to create a list of suspects:

SUSPECT 1: PREVIOUS OWNER

MOTIVE: PERSONAL

SUSPECT 2: TAXI DRIVER

MOTIVE: LOST FARE

SUSPECT 3: VICTORIAN COMMUNITY

MOTIVE: HATRED OF TECHNOLOGY

SUSPECT 4: GUY BEATING UP HITCHBOT

MOTIVE: ????

SUSPECT 5: JOEYSALADS

MOTIVE: BAD PERSON

He immediately rules out suspect four because it was staged. Then he calls the taxi company, but doesn't get anything helpful and rules suspect two as inconclusive. After sweating for a bit, he rules out suspect three because they're not actually a Victorian community, just actors. Then he rules out suspect one because it was flimsy, confirming it was Joey Salads by process of elimination.

Suddenly, HitchBot's neural network connects to Private Investigator Erik's computer and reveals that the real killer is Ted Cruz. He explains that Ted Cruz was jealous because he wanted to be the best Canadian robot. Then HitchBot goes off on a tangent about how Ted Cruz can't speak Spanish so, Private Investigator Erik cuts the connection. Private Investigator Erik celebrates his victory, and writes a tweet to Ted Cruz. But before he can send it, a gunshot is heard and Private Investigator Erik is killed in his chair.

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Paul Salvia Watson

"*Hello, I'm Paul Salvia Watson. And today, I'm gonna show you how the only persecution that matters is the one that targets me.*"
―Paul Salvia Watson
Paul Salvia Watson is an alias used by Erik as a better version of Paul Joseph Watson. Paul Salvia Watson is a major figure in the War on Happy Holidays.
The Rake Under My Desk

"*What rake?*"
―Robot
The Rake Under My Desk is the 15th Tweets From the Class. It was released on September 20, 2016.

## Summary

Princess Erik listens to a student's music while answering some tweets. He sees a video of a small child laughing wildly at Robot getting hurt. Erik gives the fans what the want and hits Robot with a shoe. Then he shows another student how to teamkill in different video games like Battlefield.

Some tweets ask him about YouTube's new copyright claim rules. Erik looks at his lessons and finds out that Shkreli got one of his videos.

Then Erik answers some more questions, roasts a stranger on request, and looks at some fan art of rocketships, Veronica, Salvio, and Skjöldr. As a result Robot gets to catch a rake. Finally, he promises an Alex Jones lesson in two weeks but allows Jones to watch it in his dreams that same night.

## Comments

*@commentiquette Hey, Big Money, are you still considering drinking wine and getting a haircut?*
- @QuondamSolus

*@QuondamSolus You think I let my hair grow out this long in the summer for no reason?*
- Erik

*@commentiquette My physics teacher showed me your videos. Is that good?*
- @ExpectaNoob

*@ExpectaNoob Ask him to explain how jet fuel melts steel beams and be ready to call bullshit*
- Erik

*@commentiquette Were you in Always Sunny in Philadelphia? I swear I saw you. Are you in anything else?*
- @dollar7176

*@dollar7176 Yeah thursdays at 9 you can find me in your mother*
- Erik

*@commentiquette hey man, it'd be awesome if you could rip @aigkenham a new one for me with some solid tweets. Thanks*
- @NathanielRJ

*@NathanielRJ @aigkenham I had a dream last night we kissed eachother with our butt lips and I was 11 got em PEACE*
- Erik

*@commentiquette I made a wine rocket ship*
- @P\_Gones

*@P\_Gones I could bounce on those low prices for days!*
- Erik

## Context

1. ↑ Erik works as an actor and he was in Always Sunny in Philadelphia. His IMDb page can be found here.

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Telegram

Telegram is a social networking platform where Nazis, terrorists, and QAnon followers can all chat after they get banned from Twitter. It allows users to send voice memos, which is useful for recording one's own farts. John F. Kennedy Jr. is greatly admired on this platform, and his son John F. Kennedy Jr. Jr. has used it to promote QAnon.

## Appearances

* Open Beta Day 2: Just Fartin' Around
* Get a Vaccine
* Top 10 Erik Moments (flashback)
* JFK Jr. Jr.
Murder on Stage 17B

Murder on Stage 17B is an upcoming movie. It stars Ridleymane Quarterchop as a (more) fictional version of himself as he solves the murders taking place on the set of Nobbleberry. Erik announced it during Staying Unmotivated so he would have more work to avoid. He created it as a Kickstarter with just Lorem Ipsum as the description, but later finished the Kickstarter page.

The Kickstarter did not reach its goal, reaching only $37,694 of its $650,000 goal from 588 backers.

## Official Synopsis

It’s the final day of filming for BBC29’s hit programme, Nobbleberry. But as storm clouds blacken the skies above Stage 17B of Barwood Studios, the cast and crew of Nobbleberry realize a killer hides amongst them. As this foul plot unfolds, can the actor behind one of television’s most celebrated detectives solve the case? Or will he too find himself a victim of... Murder on Stage17B
TrumpBangsThings.com

*This article is about the website. For the video about it, see Website Spotlight!*
TrumpBangsThings.com is a website operated by Nude Celebs for Free. It features various image of Donald Trump having sex with different things. It was featured on Website Spotlight!

## History

### Creation

TrumpBangsThings.com was created by Erik while he was on a wild cocaine bender. Without remembering that he was the one that created the website, he found it and showed it to his students.

The main page featured images of Trump banging things, including Chris Christie, a robot, chicken drumsticks, dogs, elephants, cultists, and a furry. The about page was just a picture of Trump banging a hippo. The related links page was just a picture of Trump banging a minion on stage with ZZ Top. The contact page was just a picture of Trump banging a bag of albacore tuna in a cabinet.

### Hacking

A few months after it was created, the website was hacked. All of the content was replaced by a green cartoon Trump and the phrase "hacked by cuck hunters" followed by the word CUCK over and over.

The website was eventually restored with a photo of Trump animated to look alive on the landing page and all of the website's content on the next page.

## Appearances

* Website Spotlight! (main subject)
* Deliverying on my Promises
* 100,000 Cucks Can't Be Wrong
* Spinning Like a Helicopter (mentioned)
* Lawyerin' Up (hacked)
* Havin' one of THOSE nights (hacked)
Internet Comment Extracrediquette

*Internet Comment Extracrediquette* is a companion series to Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik. Each video provides a supplement to a lesson for additional information or a follow up. In its first video, it was called *Internet Comment EtiqueExtracrediquette.* Internet Comment Extracrediquette only existed in its original form on letsGOtoCLASS, though it was continued on Patreon and eventually succeeded by Night School.
Tweets From the Class

*Tweets From the Class* is a companion series to Internet Comment Etiquette in which Erik responds to questions from his students. It is Erik's longest running series after Internet Comment Etiquette, and the only other surviving series from before Erik became overweight. While Tweets From the Class was originally intended to be a weekly series, releases became less frequent until they were released every one to two years. Before it was established as a standalone series, Q&A segments were included in some lessons on letsGotoClass, such as Balls and Hipsters, Youtube Plus Google+, and Open Beta.

Some entries of Tweets From the Class would feature a mini lesson to sample what a full lesson on the topic might look like. Topics covered in Tweets From the Class include virtual reality, gaming channels, YouNow streams, GoPros inside of dishwashers, and Parler. A full lesson was later made for YouNow streams.

Other occurrences include announcements, fan art submissions, avoiding Mark Dice, teamkilling in Battlefield, welcoming new students after an influx of subscribers, and finding things that have salvia in their name. It's also a Tweets From the Class video that introduced the line "sometimes I whip my weiner around in circles hoping to get it going fast enough to fly away like a helicopter." In the early entries of the series, Erik would never remember its name, but he stopped doing that because he realized it wasn't funny.

Notable individuals that have tweeted Erik in Tweets From the Class include Notch and Boogie2988.
War on Christmas

The War on Christmas is a conflict that saw the good Christians fighting the evil Globalists. The Christians wanted Christmas to remain a Christian holiday and the only one celebrated in the United States and the United Kingdom. The Globalists wanted other people to be welcome to celebrate their own holidays. The war began in the mid-20th century and is still ongoing. Most major battles of the war took place in the heads of conspiracy theorists.

To Gloabalists, the war is known as The War on Happy Holidays.

## Leaders

### #JustSayChristmas

* Alex Jones
* Paul Joseph Watson
* Dennis Prager

### The Globalists

* Erik
* Paul Salvia Watson
* DJ Crib Def

## Appearances

* Christmas!
* The War on Happy Holidays (main subject)
Jenna Locke

Jenna Locke with Pineapple Erik

"*What kind of haircut are you looking to get? Just the usual?*"
―Jenna Locke
Jenna Locke is a professional hairstylist. She played a major role in Erik Drinks Wine and Gets a Haircut where she was the artist that turned Lady Hair Erik into Pineapple Erik, officially starting the Pineapple Summer.
Facebook

Facebook is a website invented by Mark Zuckerberg. It allows people to stalk anyone online and provides another place to leave comments when they are disabled on a YouTube video.

Facebook is known for deleting accounts that practice proper and respectful internet etiquette.

## Appearances

* Things That are Fake (Newt Gingrich's page, Comment Quiz of the Week)
* Talking to Politicians (Lebron Paul and Newt Gingrich's pages)
* The Daily Dot (mentioned)
* Operation Make Chris Brown Quit Music (mentioned)
* Open Beta Day 2
* Open Beta Day 4 (Nancy Grace's page)
* Open Beta Day 5 (Nancy Grace's page)
* Starting a Youtube Channel (Nude Celebs for Free's page)
* BuzzFeed Articles (Buzzfeed comment section)
* Markus Dice (Erik's page)
* The Etiquette of Donald Trump (Donald Trump's page)
* Yo I Made Gawker Worth Visiting (Erik's page)
* Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik (vactruth.com)
* Solving Racism Online (European People's Nationalist Party and Donald Trump's pages)
The Amazing Salvio's Guide to Bouncing on Your Boys 3rd Eye

The Amazing Salvio's Guide to Bouncing on Your Boys 3rd Eye is a book by The Amazing Salvio. It is available for purchase at Kurt's Hotdog Bodega at 8th and 87th Street in Shitstink New York. It was formerly available on the Salviaerik store, but all three copies were bought by some guys from Blab.

## Appearances

* Online Psychics
* Staying Happy
* The Amazing Salvio Hotline
* Wife Elbower
The Omega (video)

## The Omega

"*Haven't you ever wanted to be a hero?*"
―Alternate Erik
The Omega is the second official kickstarter update for Erik Drinks Wine and Gets a Haircut. It was released on May 5, 2017.

## Summary

In January 2016, Erik meets a version of himself from an alternate dimension. The Alternate Erik warns Erik of The Omega, an entity that threatens to destroy both of their worlds. He asks Erik to join the Interdimensional Marines and their leader Rodnar to fight the Omega. Erik wants to, but he's late on his Kickstarter project. Erik thinks about it and decides that he doesn't want to go on an adventure because he gets paid to get a haircut and make blowjob jokes on the internet. Alternate Erik, on the other hand, was a blowjob queen.

Then in May 2017, alternate Erik returns with the news of Rodnar's sacrifice and the Omega's defeat. Meanwhile, Erik forgot to make the movie so Parrot Erik announces that the movie is delayed.

## Video

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Second American Civil War

Second American Civil War would have been a conflict fought between the United States of America and the Space Rebels. It started in the year 2020, and continued until the year 2050 when Captain Salvia used the internet time machine to lead his former students and prevent the war from ever occurring.

## Appearances

* Internet Comment Civil War Etiquette (main subject)
Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik 1

#1
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"*Oh, hello! And welcome to Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik.*"
―Erik
Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik #1 is the first lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on February 17, 2009. This lesson was the first of two to be produced in 2009.

## Summary

Erik notices the students and introduces himself. He explains the premise of Internet Comment Etiquette and chooses a video for a warm up. First, he watches a video about preparing roast chicken. Then he leaves a rude comment.

Erik gives the first Comment Quiz of the Week, and then he promises next week he'll explain proper pronounciation and how to leave a comment on an underage girl's video blog.

## Comment

*Hey, nice chicken recipe asshole! You really know how to cook even though your a retarded fuckpile of vaginas. go roast these nuts in ur mouth at 300 hundred degrees and then we can talk about how you messed up the garnish. 9/11 was an inside job. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand fuck you*
- Erik

## Comment Quiz of the Week

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You would tell these Youtube users to...

A) Suck a dick

B) Suck a black dick

C) Suck their dads' dicks

D) Suck your dad's dick

## Video

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The Omega

Disambiguation page for The OmegaThe following is a list of links to pages that might share the same title.Please follow one of the disambiguation links below or search to find the page you were looking for if it is not listed. If an internal link led you here, you may wish to change the link to point directly to the intended article.
* The Omega (video) is the second Kickstarter update for Erik Drinks Wine and Gets a Haircut
* The Omega (entity) is the world-eating creature that the Interdimensional Marines fought
* The Omega (ship) is the main setting of Space Screams
Salvio's Sunset Blvd

"*I had a dream about this place.*"
―Shawn
Salvio's Sunset Blvd is the ad segment for NordVPN that played in JUMP SCARES.

## Summary

Shawn invites Erik to Salvio's because he had a dream about the place. Shawn explains that he had the dream twice where he's at Salvio's with Erik and Shawn tells Erik about NordPVN.com/BIGMONEY, but he doesn't know what it is. He repeats what he told Erik in the dream about how great NordVPN is.

Then he explains that after this part, he explains that the man behind it all is at the back of the building. Shawn is terrified, but Erik accompanies him to the back of the building. A deranged man resembling Detective Nobbleberry shows up and Shawn immediately drops dead.
Santa Claus

A YouTube video revealing the hidden history of Christmas

Santa Claus is a demon from the north that sees people when they sleep. Every Christmas he travels the world by riding on a sled pulled by snakes with wings as his arrival is heralded by blood-rain. He creates the impression that he's a happy married guy that gives people presents, but he actually comes from old stories about the devil. In fact, he rules over the minds of the weak by forcing them to buy each other gifts and worship his image. Also, Mrs. Claus is a beard and Santa has a revolving door of tiny elven twinks coming through his workshop at all hours of the night.

Santa's rule lasted for over 2000 years, propagated by the power of Coca-Cola. He was discovered when some guy with a YouTube channel revealed his secrets in 2016.

## Appearances

* Net Neutrality (mentioned)
* Christmas!
* The War on Happy Holidays
Tennessee Jack

"*Sorry I'm not from big fancy New York City where the air is 40% stink dust!*"
―TenneseeJack52[src]
Tennessee Jack is an alias used by Erik. He's a southern man from Tennessee that hates New York City, millennials, and a variety of other things. Erik uses this account to post on Gawker and Yahoo Answers.

Tennessee Jack is a supporter of Donald Trump.[src]

## Appearances

* Yo I Made Gawker Worth Visiting (on Gawker)
* Solving Racism Online (on Twitter)
* State of the Internet 2016 (mentioned)
* Quora VS Yahoo! Answers (on Yahoo Answers)
* My Favorite Comment Sections (on Yahoo Answers, in name only)
* Top 10 Erik Moments (on Quora, in name only)
Spell of repulsion

The spell of repulsion is a magic spell that can protect areas from intruders. It takes the form of a green flame wall in front of whatever subject it's cast upon. When an intruder approaches, a magic butt casts out foul smelling green flame, repulsing whoever attempts to get past it. When cast by Dark Warlock Salvia, the spell of repulsion is strong enough to repel shadow figures and even powerful demons such as Malum.
Woke Buzz Lightyear Ad

## Timeline

### Next Ad

You're Filled with Microplastics Ad

"*No, we're on a Raycon mission. Rayconnaissance.*"
―Curtis
Woke Buzz Lightyear was sponsored by Raycon.

## Summary

Dale is conducting recon and describing what he sees, but Curtis is busy dancing while listening to his Raycons. Dale insists they're on a recon mission, but Curtis says they're on a Raycon mission. He explains that command told them to listen to their Raycons, so Dale goes back to recon. Curtis talks about how great his Raycons are while he does recon, but command calls in to tell them to keep listening to their Raycons. Curtis gives Dale a pair of Raycons, and they listen to music instead of calling in the gunfight going on across the street.
You're Filled with Microplastics Ad

## Timeline

### Next Ad

Joan of WOKE Ad

"*Noom.*"
―Erik and Shawn
You're Filled with Microplastics was sponsored by Noom.

## Summary

Erik narrates the benefits of Noom over stock footage. Meanwhile, a shirtless Erik flies across the screen saying "Noom." A shirtless Shawn joins him, and the two of them keep saying "Noom" as they fly across the screen.
Social justice warriors

Social justice warriors (SJW's) are annoying people that ruin everything. Oxford believes that they're just people who support progressive beliefs, but this is incorrect. Correct definitions are anyone to the left of me or the definition of vagina. SJW's often congregate in safe spaces and Democratic Socialists of America conventions. They also made Superman gay.[src]

Robert Hanssen hates SJW's.[src]

## Mentioned In

* The Safest Space (main subject, implied)
* Mansplaining (in the Comment Quiz of the Week)
* Just Hanging Out
* Algorithms
* Spying on People
* Handling SJW's (main subject)
* Woke Lord of the Rings
* Responding to Sargon of Akkad
Virtual Reality

"*Okay, well let's go back to the top and search for titties.*"
―Erik
Virtual Reality is the fifth Tweets From the Class. It was released on May 25, 2015.

## Summary

Erik uses his Oculus Rift to look at twitter. He tries to leave a tweet, but he doesn't know how to touch type so he can't leave any tweets. Also he can't drink while he's wearing it.

Erik picks a tweet at random to be the first Tweet From the Class to be read in virtual reality. It just says "hey fuck you", so it gets spammed. Then the next one is too thoughtful, so it gets spammed. Then he finds actual spam.

The Trees Network asks what to do with users that complain about Internet Comment Etiquette, so Erik says to ban them. Then Erik goes to YouTube, but the YouTube comments are too blurry in virtual reality, so he just looks for some VR titties instead. He finds a video on YouTube in a titties playlist, but it doesn't have tittes, just a planet, so he reports it for not having titties.

## Comments

*@commentiquette our users are giving us shit for playing your videos too much. What should we do?*
- @thetreesnetwork

*@thetreesnetwork BAN THEM*
- Erik

*there are no titties*
- Erik

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Vine Videos

"*Hey, hey, hey! Today we're going to talk about Hanes t-shirts and how they don't make you look like a fuckboy. Whatever that is. Give me money!*"
―Erik
Vine Videos (also known as The Comfort of Hanes White T-Shirts) is the 33rd lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on October 5, 2015.

## Summary

Erik worries that he can't connect with the kids of YouNow. To learn more about the kids, he asks about Vine. He finds out that you can make money on Vine, so he does research and finds out that Vines are made for product placements.

Erik tries listening to music on Vine, but he can only listen to six seconds of the song playing over and over. He tries to look down at the comments, but they only load one at a time.

He looks at some sketches and concludes that everything he sees is just product placement. DiGiorno's, Starbucks, Febreze, and payphones all have product placement on Vine. While leaving a comment, he realizes that Vine has a character limit on comments and has to throw out all his research.

Erik decides to test sponsored ads by restarting the lesson. He makes a vine where he advertises Hanes T-shirts. After his vine is successful and he's cool with the kids, he goes back to YouNow. When he gets there, he sees that there's an old guy on there and that all his work was for nothing.

## Comments

*HOW'S THE ETIQUETTE IN HERE*
- Erik

*Can you explain what Vine is?*
- Erik

*Where's the rest of the song?*
- Erik

*Nice digiorno's commercial ya HACKS! I trust you less than I trust fucking Ralph Nader to reveal his true lizard form.*
- Erik

*Bounced on my boy's dick to this for minutes. Would have been hours but we got bored of the same thing playing over and over.*
- Erik

*Our marketing rep says the febreze bottle is still too far from the camera. Your stipend will be docked -John Febreze*
- Erik

*ringring oh its the payphone corporations who wanna thank u OPEN YOUR FUCKIN EYES PEOPLE THIS IS THE*
- Erik

*@hanes https://vine.co/v/eQ3eKtbDYtb You're welcome*
- @commentiquette

*YO WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE VINE CELEBRITY*
- Erik

## Context

1. ↑ Ralph Nader was a notable 3rd party candidate for President of the United States in 2000 and 2004.

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Sovereign citizen

A sovereign citizen is a person that doesn't recognize the authority of the government, believing that they are citizens of the world. Sovereign citizens are known for getting in arguments with cops, which results in the cops smashing their car windows and tazing them. They often hide on TikTok where they call themselves sovern citizens, and they believe they don't have to register their car if they're just traveling. Sovereign companies such as Big Money Sovereign Citizens window replacement service don't have to pay taxes or abide by child labor laws.

Some people believe that sovereign citizens are mentally ill people that should be pitied, but they're actually just idiots that should be laughed at. Sovereign citizens are related to sauvignon citizens.
Pierre

Pierre entering the cabin

"*Sorry, I was thinking about a catering event I have to do tomorrow!*"
―Pierre[src]
Pierre was a chef that was possessed by The Anomaly. He was considered by his friends to be the least intelligent of the group.

## Biography

Todd was an athlete that encountered a strange cabin in the woods with Todd and Vicky. In this cabin, they encountered Dr. Moneystacks as he was possessed by The Anomaly. After the Anomaly was released, it sneaked up being Pierre and tore his arm from its socket. After panicking and losing an immense amount of blood, he passed out. After the Anomaly's body was destroyed, it possessed Pierre and Moneystacks destroyed them both with a grenade.
Staying Unmotivated Ad

## Timeline

### Continued In

This is Just an Ad

"*You shall NordPass!*"
―Brad
Staying Unmotivated was sponsored by NordPass.

## Summary

Brad sits on the commenticouch reading Red Rising. His wife sits down at the computer and asks for his Netflix password so she can give it to her friend Amber. Brad responds only "you shall NordPass." She gets confused, so he declares it again, and then a third time while dressed as Gandalf. He dramatically summons a bolt of lightning. Her eyes hurt while he explains how NordPass stores all of your passwords in one safe place. He explains that he actually can share passwords with NordPass but Amber shall NordPass. Then he summons another lightning bolt and topples the entire building.

## Cast

* Erik as Brad
* Sam Kellie as Brad's Wife
PragerU

PragerU (officially Prager Uruguay offshore accounts) is a nonprofit company that spreads propaganda and misinformation online. The purpose of PragerU is to convince impressionable kids that racism isn't real and government is bad. They also ensure that their students remain virgins instead of just putting them into debt like a normal university. They sometimes run ads on YouTube videos, including videos that make fun of them. They are one of the major divisions of the Anti Happy Holidays faction in the War on Christmas.

The PragerU campus features a quad with an 80 foot tall statue of Jordan Peterson. The entire student body is in the national guard, which allows the government to quickly end their anti-taxation rallies by calling in the national guard.

## Curriculum

The curriculum at PragerU has a strong libertarian bend. Students can ace their tests by writing "I don't like big government" for every answer.

* Civics: The teacher instructs using cartoon frogs and complains about freedom of speech anytime a student asks him to put his dick away.
* Film studies: Students watch Fight Club every week and learn why cryptocurrency is safer than the stock market.
* Wrestling program: This has since been shut down because the coaches were banging the kids.

## Appearances

* Re-Optimize Your YouTube Channel
* The War on Happy Holidays
* My Favorite Comment Sections
* The Perfect Ad
* Spying on People (mentioned)
Shawn Kohne

Shawn Kohne is an actor and editor. He has played many roles in Internet Comment Etiquette, often during sponsored ad segments.

## Appearances

* The Haunted Lesson (as Father Shawn)
* The Big Money Space Race Part 2 (as Hank)
* Re-Optimize Your YouTube Channel (in This Podcast For Sale)
* UFOs (in Cheesesteak Day)
* The 5G Apocalypse (in Sushi Day)
* JUMP SCARES (in the NordVPN ad)
* Social Media Pets (in the Blinkist ad
* Internet Quarantine Etiquette (as Mike)
* Staying Unmotivated (in a comment)
* My Favorite Comment Sections (in the Babbel ad)
* The Passion of the Karen (as Dealmaster in The Dealmaster)
* I Hate The Postal Service (as Guard 2 in The Man and the Relic)
* Internet Comment Civil War Etiquette (as Evil Shawn)
* This Is Not Us (in the Manscaped ad)
* 2020 Halloween Special (as Pierre)
* The Perfect Ad (as Tiny Shawn in The Perfect Ad)
* This is Just an Ad (as Private Detective Shawn)
* Florida Man (in the Raycon ad)
* Drinking (in the Raycon ad)
* Risqué Cliqués (as Private Detective Shawn in the NordPass ad)
* Dr. DeWormer (in the Raycon ad)
* Behind the Curtain (as Johnson in Last Day at the Office)
* The Dark Arts (as Malum in the video and as a man in the Raycon ad)
* The Goat Head Killer (in The Goat Head Killer)
* The Ghost of P.T. Barnum (in the NordPass Ad)
* JFK Jr. Jr. (as Shawntelle and in the Raycon ad)
* VR News Roundup with Erik (as Nick Bilko in Nobbleberry Ad 7)
* Woke Lord of the Rings (in the NordPass Ad)
* Sovern Citizens (in the Albert Ad)
* Nobbleberry: Miami (Announcement) (as Nick Bilko)
* 4/21 Special (in Everybody Loves Raycon)
* Learning to Fight Part Three (in the Manscaped Ad)
* How to Kink Shame (in Nobbleberry Ad 9)
* Woke Buzz Lightyear (in the Raycon Ad)
* You're Filled with Microplastics (in the Noom Ad)
* Joan of WOKE (in the NordPass Ad)

## See Also

* Shawn Kohne on YouTube
* Shawn Kohne on IMDb
* Shawn Kohne on Twitter