Barnyard: Tex and The Original Party Animals Part Seven: Pip. EXE's Mouse Race

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Pip, Tex, Peck, Pig, Otis, Freddy, Maddie, Toppy, Rohan, Dave, Asriel, and myself were at Denny's with the goal of getting the bacon and eggs that we needed to get back to our mission. In case you're wondering, Denny's is a very popular Northern breakfast chain, known for a breakfast platter called the Grand Slam. But today, we only needed bacon and eggs.

"Ok, guys," I said, getting my team's attention. "This is the final stop on our mission to get back to our original mission, pending no issues at all. We're here to get bacon and eggs. So, we just need to walk into that Denny's and get what we need and go."

"Can we get breakfast while we're here, though?" asked Toppy. "I heard that the Grand Slam is amazing at this place."

"Yeah," said Rohan. "I mean, this is my first time at Denny's. But back in Australia, we have the South Brew Café, which should be the same thing. Although, we do have Denny's there too. I've just never been there before. Nevertheless, I could go for an omelette or something."

"Ooh," added Dave. "I would like to get some Eggs Benedict while we're here."

"OK," I said. "You guys can get what you want here as well."

So, we went into Denny's and got ourselves a booth. But right next to us, Toppy noticed Dag, Bryden, Aidan, Snotty Boy, and a couple more predators that he couldn't make out, sitting at a booth. At that moment, his eyes widened in horror.

"Um, guys?" asked Toppy, nervously.

"What?" asked Otis, as Toppy pointed to the booth next to them.

"Hello, Multiverse Protectors," said Dag, as he turned his attention towards us.

At that moment, we all got into our battle stances and got a better look at the other predators who were there: Vincent the Bear, Don Lino the Shark, Makunga the Lion, Tai Lung the Snow Leopard, and Bruce the Shark, in addition to Aiden, Bryden, and Snotty Boy.

"Dag?" asked Otis, in confusion.

"Bryden!" yelled Toppy, in anger.

"Aiden!" shouted Dave.

"Snotty Boy!" berated Pip.

"Vincent!" added Rohan.

"Makunga!" harassed Tex.

"Lino!" chimed in Asriel.

"Bruce!" I shouted.

"Tai Lung!" shouted Pig. "What are you all doing, working for Dag?!"

"Well, looks like we finally face each other, Multiverse Protectors," said Aiden. "Now, I can finally get revenge on all of you for getting me kicked off of Fandom and forever blacklisted in the creepypasta community."

At that moment, Toppy, with Maddie in his arms, went towards Aiden to confront him.

"You did that to yourself, Aiden!" said Toppy. "If you hadn't been harassing me and plagiarizing Rohan, maybe you could still have a career in the creepypasta world! But working with these villains to kill us when we're trying to save the multiverse?! That is low! And Dag, killing us for a petty reason isn't right either!"

"I agree with Toppy!" yelled Otis. "If you or your pack were ever hungry, you better become vegans! And ignore killing innocent animals too!"

"I agree with Odie and Toppy!" added Maddie. "You are all really big meaners!"

"Yeah!" I said. "What's worst is that you're all teaming up with a psychotic robot to conquer the multiverse with EXE?! That is wrong too! If you keep this up, we'll have to report you all to the authorities and have you jailed!!!!"

"I agree with everyone!" added Dave.

"Me too!" chimed in Tex.

"And me!" said Rohan.

"Count me in!" said Pig.

"I'll agree with them!" said Peck.

"Ditto!" said Freddy.

"Same!" said Asriel.

"Definetly count me in!" said Pip.

At that moment, Dag and the Predators laughed like psychopaths. We all jumped back in shock as they laughed.

"Do you really think that we're ashamed of ourselves, Multiverse Protectors?" asked Dag. "Well, you're wrong! Tex. EXE only showed us a new way to get what we want. If I can kill chickens 16 years ago, I can certainly kill you guys."

At that moment, The Denny's Security Team came out and confronted the Predators. The Security Team consisted of Po, Alex, Marty, RJ, Verne, Hammy, Oscar, and versions of me, Toppy, Dave, and Rohan.

"Not if we have anything to say about it!" said Denny's Rohan, before he noticed us. "Wow. Another me. Weird."

"Focus, Rohan!" said RJ. "This is ten times as worst as when Verne, Hammy, and I stole food from the humans!"

"And this is worst than when Marty escaped the zoo!" said Alex. "No offense, Marty."

"None taken," said Marty.

"OK," said Denny's Rohan. "Let's do this!"

"Wait, wait, wait," said Pip. "How are there multiple variants of the Multiverse Protectors and the DreamWorks heroes?"

"It's a multiverse of madness, Pip," said Denny's Toppy. "There are bound to be multiple variants of us. Hence, why there are two mes standing before you."

"Makes sense," said Pip. "But shouldn't there be alternate versions of all of the characters in the world in each universe too?"

"Pip, you're missing the point," said Verne. "There are variants of all the characters in the world in each universe. But they're not just scattered about. They are just here by coincidence."

"You should do some research on the multiverse when this is over," said Oscar.

"But wouldn't it be confusing?" asked Pip. "I mean, the multiverse is a confusing concept. I highly doubt that I'll be able to ..."

At that moment, Dag dropped a case of EXE onto Pip and caused him to turn into Pip. EXE, much to everyone's fear. Pip. EXE also was the most frightening of the EXE transformations that we have seen. Let me explain: Remember the monster at the end of the game, Amanda the Adventurer? Well, Pip. EXE looked like that. But in mouse form.

Anyways, everyone gasped in horror at the site of Pip. EXE.

"No!" said Denny's Toppy.

"Pip!" said Otis.

"That's definitely not crackalackin!" said Marty.

"Now, who wants to face me first?" asked Dag, with a sinister laugh.

"Guys! Go now! Don't waste time! We got this!" said Denny's Dave, as he was stabbed by Pip. EXE, who was holding a dagger covered in blood. We all watched in horror as Denny's Dave bled to death.

"Who's next?" asked Pip. EXE.

"Guys! RUUUUUUUUUUUUN!" yelled Denny's Kadin, as he was also stabbed to death by Pip. EXE.

Everyone nodded and ran like hell. Meanwhile, Denny's Rohan pulled Denny's Toppy aside.

"Toppy! I got an idea on how we can stop the psychos! Come on!" said Denny's Rohan, as he and Denny's Toppy ran to confront Bruce, who was exposed to the blood of the first two victims by Dag.

"What are you guys doing?!" I asked.

"Rohan has an idea on how we can stop the Predators! Go now! We got this!" said Denny's Toppy, as he tried to shoot at Bruce.

Denny's Rohan also tried to kick Bruce in the tail fin, but to no avail. At that moment, Bruce consumed both Denny's Rohan and Denny's Toppy in one go. Blood came out of his mouth as Denny's Toppy and Denny's Rohan screamed in agony. After Bruce gulped both of the fallen heroes down, Dag patted him on the belly.

"Sorry, goat simp and Aussie," said Dag. "But you guys were going way too psycho!"

"I was insulted over Asriel in this universe too?!" yelled our Toppy. "This is driving me crazy!"

"Dude! That is the least of our worries! Look!" yelled Dave, as we kept running.

At that moment, Dag gave Denny's Toppy's blood to Don Lino, causing him to go crazy and charge at Oscar. At that moment, Don got Oscar and started eating him up. Oscar screamed as he was being consumed by the Shark Mafia boss.

"Who's the Slayer now?!" asked Don Lino, with a laugh.

"Oscar!" yelled Verne, as he saw the fish get consumed.

But at that moment, Vincent charged at the variants of the Over the Hedge characters and began to eat Hammy.

"Guys! Help!" yelled Hammy, as he was eaten by Vincent in one gulp.

"Hammy!" yelled Verne, as he turned towards a visibly stressed RJ.

"Verne? Can I borrow your shell?" asked RJ.

"No, RJ! You gotta run!" said Verne, as he was eaten by Vincent, who spat out his shell after consuming the poor turtle.

RJ was the last Over the Hedge variant remaining. Vincent walked towards RJ, with blood on his teeth and claws.

"Hey, Vincent," said RJ, nervously. "Well, if you let me go, I promise I can get you more food. I promise!"

"Oh, not gonna fall for that trick this time, RJ!" said Vincent, as he strangled RJ with his huge paws. "Time to say goodbye!"

At that moment, Vincent ate RJ whole and fast. Blood ran down Vincent's mouth, as RJ screamed in pain before meeting his demise. At that moment, we noticed the bacon and eggs.

"The bacon and eggs!" said Dave, as he reached to grab it.

But Makunga slide the bacon and eggs down the booth and roared in Dave's face.

"Uh, uh, uh," said Makunga. "You're not taking this away from us!"

At that moment, Alex and Marty charged at Makunga, with rage in their eyes.

"We won't let you hurt them, Makunga!" said Alex, as he roared in Makunga's face.

"What are you gonna do, Alakay? Dance battle me?!" asked Makunga with a laugh, as he took out a dagger. "Enough playing games!"

At that moment, Makunga chopped off Alex's head and threw it out the window. Marty gasped in horror at the site of Alex's decapitated corpse.

"Alex!!!" yelled Marty, before he turned to Po. "Po! Go find Tai Lung! I'll take care of Makunga!"

"OK!" said Po, as he raced to find Tai Lung.

"You psychotic lion!!! I'll get you for that!" yelled Marty, as he tried to kick Makunga.

"I don't think so, pony boy!" yelled Pip. EXE, as he stabbed Marty's eyes with his dagger. "Makunga, finish him off!"

At that moment, Makunga took out an axe and chopped off the blind zebra's head. Marty screamed as his head was chopped off. Then, much to our disgust, he bit into the dead zebra's neck and ate.

"That was a tasty zebra," said Makunga.

"Come on! We gotta get that bacon and eggs and save Pip!" said Otis.

We all nodded and tried to reach for the bacon and eggs. But Tai Lung stood on top of one of the booths to try and get the bacon and eggs. But at that moment, he was knocked out by Po, who gave us a chance to get the bacon and eggs.

"Found you, Tai Lung!" said Po, as he tried to do the Wooshu Finger Hold on Tai Lung. "Guys! Go now! Get the bacon and eggs! I got this!"

We nodded and grabbed the bacon and eggs. Then, we went into the kitchen to try and find a place to hide from the Predators and Pip. EXE. After we hid, we heard the blood curdling screams of Po as he was eaten by Tai Lung. The entire Denny's Security Team was dead and we were trapped inside what appeared to be the Denny's kitchen. But boy! Would we be wrong.

"We lost them," said Peck, as he looked around the kitchen. "What is this place?"

"Wait," said Dave, as he observed the surroundings. "Blood-covered walls."

"Floors smelling of fear," said Toppy.

"Manure smelling pens," I said, before my eyes widened. "Guys! This isn't Denny's!"

"Where are we, then?!" asked Otis, before he saw Daisy, Abby, and Bessie's bows laying on the floor. "Oh no. Oh no!"

"What?! What?!" asked Pig, who was hyperventilating.

"We're at the slaughterhouse where Daisy, Bessie, and Abby died!!!!" yelled Otis.

"Which just so happens to be my headquarters," said Dag, who lunged at us, in a jumpscare fashion.

Maddie screamed in horror at the jumpscare. Then, Dag's Predators and Pip. EXE came in, holding their weapons.

"I created this entire headquarters to finally get my gang of predators something that they wanted!" yelled Dag, as he began monologuing. "I also figured that I could make a little bit of money as well! That's why I formed my little Predator gang that you see before you."

"You took Daisy, Abby, Bessie, and my son from me," said Otis, as tears welled up in his eyes. "You took Maddie's mom, you tore apart families! But worst of all, you made me doubt myself as a leader!"

"You could've never been a good leader even if you tried," said Dag. "You were always out and about partying with your Barnyard buddies! Just like 16 years ago, when your dad died! If you were good enough, maybe your family would still be alive! So, here's how things are gonna go: I'll save Pip here, if you give me the chick!"

"NO! I won't let you take her!" yelled Otis. "I'd rather fight Pip to the death right now to save him!"

"We agree with Otis!" yelled Toppy.

"Fair enough," said Dag, as he grabbed Otis by the throat. "It's you or her."

"Odie!" yelled Maddie, as she hugged Pip. EXE in horror, turning him back into Pip. "Guys! I need to go with Dag!"

"But Maddie!" I said. "If he gets you, you'll die! You'll be made for dinner!"

"But Odie is in trouble! I have to save him!" said Maddie.

"No!" said Toppy. "There has to be another way! If you go, I go with you!"

"There's no time, Toppy!" said Maddie. "Besides, I know that he would do the same for me."

"OK," said Toppy. "Come on."

At that moment, Toppy and Maddie walked up to Dag and let him put them into cages. Dag laughed like a psychopath with his Predators as he threw Otis aside and brought Maddie and Toppy to an unknown place in the headquarters. Otis sobbed like a mad man after Dag got away. I went up to Otis to try and comfort him.

"It's OK, Otis," I said. "We'll get Maddie and Toppy back."

"But what if we can't?" said Otis, with tears in his eyes. "What if I never see that sweet little chick ever again?! What if it's my fault?! Just like when my family died!"

At that moment, we saw a bright light glow in the sky. We watched in awe as Ben walked down from heaven to comfort Otis.

"Well, Otis," said Ben. "Even with your strength, you're still the stronger cow."

"Dad, I can't do this!" said Otis. "Without my family, I'm just the strong cow. The cow that stands up for himself. Just like when you died. You were good at this stuff. This leadership and adventurer stuff. You had the pride. You had the strength. You had the talent. All I had was Maddie. Now, she's gone and I'll probably never see her again!"

"Are you sure about that?" asked Ben. "Because you had the greatest group of friends that you could ever have helping you out for all those years. You have those friends. You have the lessons I've taught you. Our talks about responsibility and strength. It has all lead you to this moment. Where you are gonna kick a coyote mafia godfather's butt, including his gang of predators. Plus, you have the greatest multiverse-defending team of all time in your corner. In the end, you will avenge your family's deaths and get that chick back! Oh, and Toppy. But most importantly, both, since we save lives."

We all cheered as Otis and Ben embraced each other after that monologue. Then, a Denny's waiter came into the kitchen slaughterhouse with the bill.

"Um, guys?" said the waiter, as he held the bill in our faces. "Here is the bill. This includes the food you ordered, property damage, food poisoning costs, trespassing fees, lawsuits, wrongful death lawsuits, medical bills, therapy, funeral costs, and tips. The total is $100,000,000,000,000."

"What?!" yelled Rohan, outraged by the bill. "That is an outrage! A majority of it wasn't our fault! It was the Predators' wrongdoing! We are on our way to fight them and save our friends!"

"You mean, Dag and The Predators?" asked the waiter.

"Yes," said Dave.

"Nice! I don't like Dag at all! He is a lousy tipper!" said the waiter. "He has only tipped me $0.01 since he started eating here."

"Wow! That is outrageous!" said Rohan, as he pulled out $100,000 and gave it to the waiter. "Here s a $100,000 tip. Wish us luck."

"Thank you! Thank you!" said the waiter, as he took off his waiter suit, revealing a Spider-Man suit. "Now, I can finally fulfill my dream of being the next Spider-Man!"

As the waiter left, we all began to go over our plan to save Maddie and Toppy.

"So, what are we gonna do?" asked Otis.

"Well," I said. "I think that we need disguises!"

So, we went to find Dag's main office to save Toppy and Maddie. But the final battle would be very tense.

(To be continued...)