Jenny ruins Thanksgiving

In the living room of the Darling house, Prince Adam was attempting to make a fire with a pair of bellows. His pet lemur, King Julien XIII, entered to remind him.

"That's no way to light a fire!" said Julien, "Where's your kindling?"

"This thing's gonna be going anytime now." said Adam, as Cindy Bear, Floral Rugg, and Panini entered the living room, as well.

"Even a caveman could start a fire." said Panini.

"D'oh!" Adam muttered.

Suddenly, Adam, Julien, Cindy, Floral, and Panini heard Adam's wife, Belle, calling from the dining room. "Dinner! Dinnertime, everybody!" she called in a singsong voice, "Dinner!"

Then Adam stopped lighting a fire with the bellows, put them down, and came into the dining room. "Oh, thank goodness!" he said.

Once everyone was at the table, Belle called her son, Christopher Robin, to come into the dining room next. "OK, Christopher Robin!" she said, "We're ready for your centerpiece!"

Then Christopher Robin came into the dining room, holding a three-dimensional centerpiece of a cornucopia, pilgrims, Thanksgiving food, real life turkeys, and Native American Indians. Adam, Belle, Julien, Cindy, Floral, and Panini were impressed at Christopher Robin's work of art.

"Christopher Robin, my goodness!" gasped Belle, "That's very impressive!"

"Holy moly!" Adam exclaimed, "That's the biggest work of art I've ever seen!"

"We always said he was gifted." said Cindy.

"Definitely from our side of the family." replied Floral.

"How long did that take you, honey?" Panini asked her nephew.

"I couldn't tell you how many hours, days, weeks, or months," said Christopher Robin. "It was the labor of love towards those I hold dear, especially my girlfriend, Jane Darling. It's our homage to some American heroes who may not have fought in any wars, but who never...."

It was then that Christopher Robin's sister, Jenny Foxworth, was last to come into the dining room, singing the 1982 fanfare from the MGM/UA Home Video logo. She was holding an enormous roast turkey.

"Speaking of heroes, here's mine: Tom Turkey!" smiled Adam, holding up a fork and carving knife while chuckling.

"Oh, yikes!" exclaimed Jenny in disgust, "What is that?"

"It's the centerpiece, Jenny." said Christopher Robin.

"Well, it's taking up so much space!" complained Jenny, elbowing Christopher Robin' centerpiece.

"Hey, Jenny!" Christopher Robin cried, "Stop it!"

"Move it or lose it, boy!"

"Mother!"

"Now just a minute. I'm sure there's room for both." said Belle.

At that moment, Christopher Robin and Jenny got into a tug-of-war with the centerpiece.

"Jenny, you're wrecking it; let go!" shouted Christopher Robin, "My girlfriend and I worked forever on this!"

Adam, Belle, Julien, Cindy, Floral, and Panini watched the whole conflict between Christopher Robin and Jenny without saying a word. And with that, Jenny tossed Christopher Robin's centerpiece into the burning fireplace and smiled cruelly at her brother.

Christopher Robin screamed in terror when he saw his creation burn.

"Hey, that got him going!" smirked Julien.

"Ditchin'!" exclaimed Jenny.

Christopher Robin grabbed a poker and tried to fish the creation out of the fire, but it was burned down to nothing but a complete pile of ashes. That's when Christopher Robin got furious! "JENNY!!!" he shouted. He tackled Jenny and started biting her, pulling her hair, and punching her in the face, almost knocking over the stuff on the table. "You don't even care! You don't even care!"

Adam and Belle broke up the fight by pulling their daughter and son away and restraining them. Then Christopher Robin escaped from Belle, ran to his room in tears, where his girlfriend, Jane Darling, was waiting for her, and slammed the door.

Adam angrily put Jenny down, and he confronted her. "All right, Jenny! That's it!" he shouted angrily, "Go to your room! Now!"

Jenny played dumb. "Ok, I'll take some white meat and stuffing to go. And send up the pumpkin pie in about twenty minutes."

"I said now!" snarled Adam.

"Mom, do I have to?" asked Jenny.

"Yes, you do!" Belle scolded a guilty Jenny, "I hope you're happy, Jenny Foxworth! You've ruined Thanksgiving!!"

Jenny became very angry. She glared angrily at Adam and Belle and yelled, "You two are as evil as Mr. Sykes!" And she stormed to her own room, where her pet kitten, Oliver, was waiting for her.