Timeline

This is the current timeline for *The Adventures Of Barrel*, including any past real world events that seem important, any past events that took place before *TAOB*, and any current important events that took place during *TAOB*.

## 5830s BCE

### 5831 BCE

* A failed experiment in Hollow Earth to move what would be modern day Illinois briefly unleashes Hollinium Energy onto Earth, causing some of its native fauna and flora to escape onto Earth and cause weirdness to native Earthlings.

## 1080s

### 1084

* **January 8th:** Nyquila Goenin is born.

## 1490s

### 1492

* **October 12th:** Christopher Columbus “discovers” the Americas.

## 1600s

### 1607

* Jamestown, the first American Colony, is founded in Virginia by the British Empire.

## 1730s

### 1733

* All of the 13 American Colonies are founded by this point.

## 1770s

### 1776

* **July 4th:** The Declaration Of Independence is signed.

## 1780s

### 1783

* The American Revolutionary War ends.
* Saint Francis’ Catholic Church is built.

### 1788

* Connecticut becomes a state.
* New York becomes a state.

## 1840s

### 1845

* Florida becomes a state.
* Texas becomes a state.

## 1880s

### 1884

* **February 12th:** Monus Infirma is born.
* The Royal Hillcrest is opened.

## 1910s

### 1911

* A child is reported to have drowned in Lake Huron.

### 1918

* **April 28th:** Stella Meow is born.
* **November 11th:** WWI ends.

### 1919

* **September 10th:** Mildred Guitar is born.

## 1930s

### 1934

* **September 27th:** While on a trip in Louisville, Stella invents the Hamburger and the Cheeseburger.
* Stella travels across the United States trying to sell the Hamburger & Cheeseburger but fails.
* **October 12th:** Stella opens a fast food restaurant called Stella’s Burger Emporium in Dallas, also making it the first fast food restaurant.
* After some point, someone buys a Cheeseburger from Stella, the customer convinces others to actually try one, eventually making Stella rich from her invention and making burgers famous.

### 1938

* Ralph and Stella meet each other for the first time.

### 1939

* Ralph and Stella marry with Stella adopting the surname Roll.
* **September 1st:** World War Two begins.
* Ralph enlists himself into the army.
* The Great Depression ends.

## 1940s

### 1942

* Stella officially earns $200,000 (equivalent to around $3,731,619.63 today) from her restaurant.
* Randy’s parents divorce.
* Rose Service is opened.

### 1944

* **October 12th:** Stella celebrates 10 years of Stella’s Burger Emporium alone.
* The Double R Bar is opened.
* John marries Roran’s mother.

### 1945

* **September 2nd:** WWII ends.
* Ralph returns home from the war.
* Freddy’s Bar is opened,

### 1948

* David becomes a local musician in Chicago.

## 1950s

### 1953

* The Guinness World Records awards Stella the record for most burgers made within 5 hours (158).

### 1954

* John dies.
* **June 17th:** Randy and Roran gain ownership of the Double R Bar.

### 1955

* The first edition Guinness World Records book is published.
* The Morning Roast is opened.

### 1957

* **June 16th:** The band Ace Hearts is formed by Smith and other musicians.
* Dan Stickman is born.

### 1959

* Hawaii becomes a state.
* Stella & Ralph are robbed, losing $500,000 (equivalent to around $5,225,549.83 today).

## 1960s

### 1964

* **March 11th:** A railroad company is reported to have gone defunct due to tax evasion.
* **June 12th:** Margaret Cicely is born.
* **July 15th:** Universal Studios Hollywood is opened.

### 1966

* **November 17th:** The Double R Bar is given its name.

### 1967

* Lyndon Baines Johnson officially bans any type of burger in the United States.
* The US takes away 99% of the $10,000,000 (equivalent to $91,055,988.02 today) Stella earned, leaving her with $100,000 (equivalent to $910,559.88 today).
* Stella’s Burger Emporium closes.

### 1969

* The Apollo 11 Moon Landing occurs.
* Omnidapt Industries is founded.

## 1970s

### 1977

* **July 4th:** Bartholomew Roll and Khloe Roll are born.
* On the day Bartholomew & Khloe arrive home from the hospital, Khloe is accidentally flushed down the toilet.
* A funeral is held for Khloe’s supposed death.

### 1978

* **March 20th:** Connor Konards is reported to have drowned in Lake Huron.
* **November 21st:** Susan Jinglebellrock is born.

## 1980s

### 1981

* **March 23rd:** Barry Roll is born.
* Innovation Incorporated is founded.
* The first Innovation Inc. Base is built

### 1983

* **July 4th:** Mike Goodwill is born.
* Ralph reenlists himself into the army to fight in the Cold War.
* Waterpark Oceanic is opened.

### 1985

* **May 17th:** Misunant Coolboycarti is born.
* Someone calls Bartholomew a barrel, causing him to permanently adopt the nickname Barrel.

### 1989

* **August 16th:** Augusto Salazar is born.

## 1990s

### 1991

* The Cold War ends.
* Ralph returns from the war.
* Barrel meets Margaret for the first time and become friends.

### 1992

* **February 1st:** Nyaaku Stone is born.
* Mulberries is born.

### 1994

* **April 6th:** David is reported to have been murdered in a motel.

### 1995

* Barrel officially changes his name to Barrel after turning 18, leaves Austin, and heads to Miami.

### 1997

* **June 16th:** The Ace Hearts are reported to still be playing after 40 years.
* **December 15th:** Mulberries is found by Randy who allows them to live in the Double R Bar.

### 1998

* **December 26th:** Watatsumi Kiroshi is born.
* Innovation Inc. Arctic Base is built.

### 1999

* After turning 18, Barry leaves Austin and heads to Oregon.
* Coast Restaurant is opened.

## 2000s

### 2000

* **January 5th:** Pochtli is born.
* Barrel & Susan meet each other for the first time.

### 2003

* **June 4th:** Cheese Mozzarella is born.
* Innovation Inc. Thermal Base is opened.

### 2005

* **November 20th:** Jackie Cardoso (with his parents calling him Golden as a nickname) is born.
* Nyquila is hired by the 14 Demonic & Angelic Rulers to open Hollow Earth and let the Hollow Earthlings onto Earth, taking on the persona of Kim Jong Un.

### 2008

* **May 18th:** Charlie Copernsty is born.
* Barrel & Susan marry with Susan adopting the surname Roll.

### 2009

* **January 16th:** British Fella is born.

## 2010s

### 2010

* “Kim Jong Un” becomes Supreme Leader of North Korea.

### 2012

* Barry meets an unknown woman for the first time.
* Barry and the unknown woman marry.

### 2013

* **December 10th:** Yaemiko Cutiepie is born.

### 2015

* **April 11th:** Capyslay is born.
* Yaemiko is put into an adoption home after being abandoned in the US.

### 2017

* **March 31st:** Curly Roll is born.
* Golden and his family immigrate from Brazil to the US.

### 2019

* **February 16th:** Stella dies.
* Innovation Inc. secretly launch a highly advanced science spaceship into outerspace.

## 2020s

### 2020

* **February 1st:** Beetroot Roll is born.
* British Fella is sent off to a boarding school in Wales.
* British Fella and Charlie meet for the first time and begin dating.
* Ralph and Mildred begin dating.

### 2021

* **August 12th:** Chomper is born.
* Chomper is put through various mutation experiments by Innovation Inc. until having a much more monstrous appearance, human intelligence, and the ability to speak.
* Charlie kills someone.
* British Fella breaks up with Charlie, alerts the authorities about the murder and Charlie is arrested.
* British Fella escapes the boarding school and begins illegally going to other countries.

### 2022

* Chomper escapes Innovation Inc. until being found by Barrel and being adopted.
* Barrel and Susan have a divorce.
* Barrel and Misunant meet for the first time and begin dating.
* Pochtli somehow gets onto Earth, until being caught by the North Korean government and being locked in a North Korean base in Australia.
* Ralph and Mildred marry with Mildred adopting the surname Roll.

### 2023

* Golden is made CEO of Omnidapt Industries
* British Fella arrives in the United States.
* Barrel sends Curly and Beetroot to a camp in Colorado.
* A mix-up occurs and Beetroot is instead sent to Australia.
* Barrel goes on a trip to Illinois and stops at the Double R Bar.
* **February 15th:** Barrel and British Fella meet for the first time and become friends.
* British Fella and Barrel go across the states trying to find a normal restaurant, going to Dan’s Diner and The Garrison.
* British Fella and Barrel meet Golden for the first time.
* British Fella and Barrel use the Interdimensional Bus for the first time.
* Nyquila releases a Fulvidrake.
* While in California, British Fella and Barrel are attacked by a Fulvidrake.
* Nyquila releases an Obsidian Oaf.
* British Fella and Barrel head to Colorado to pick up Curly and Beetroot, only to learn Curly has been kidnapped and taken to Texas and Beetroot has just went missing. The two save Curly but also fight an Obsidian Oaf.
* Barrel and Chomper reunite on the Interdimensional Bus.
* "Kim Jong Un" begins his plan to turn Australia upside down to open Hollow Earth.
* The Baz Gang head to Australia, find Beetroot, and befriend Pochtli who takes them to the Austo-Korean Base where "Kim Jong Un" is.
* The Baz Gang battle Nyquila, but Nyquila inevitably succeeds in opening Hollow Earth, releasing all the Hollow Earthlings, weirdifying Earth, and shifting Earth's tectonic plates.
* The Baz Gang head back to the Double R Bar, adopt Capyslay, meet Magic Mike, Monus, and Watatsumi, and get invited by Ralph to a family reunion.
* The Baz Gang head to Texas and reunite with Margaret, Barry, Mildred, and Ralph, meet Bingus and Yaemiko, become enemies with Ralph and Mildred, and British Fella summons Stella from the dead.