A performance of a lifetime/"The Silly Song"/Snow White's story/Someday My Prince Will Come

Here is how the performance lasted in Mickey Mouse, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Meanwhile at the Dwarfs’ Cottage, the seven dwarfs all entertain Snow White, Mickey and the gang .

Mickey Mouse: (chuckles “Ha Ha!”) I can hardly wait!

**The Dwarfs:** (Yodel)

Ho-la-la-ee-ay

Ho-la-la-ee-ay

Ho-la-la-ee-ay-ee-la-ee-ay-ee-lee-ay

Ho-la-la-ee-ay

Ho-la-la-ee-ay

Ho-la-la-ee-ay-ee-la-lee-ay-lee-o-lee-ay

(repeat)

**Happy:** (clears his throat) I'd like to dance and tap my feet

But they won't keep in rhythm

You see, I washed them both today

And I can't do nothing with 'em

**The Dwarfs:** (Chorus)

Ho hum, the tune is dumb

The words don't mean a thing

Isn't this a silly song

For anyone to sing?

After all the rhythms, the dwarfs all started laughing.

**Sneezy:** The minute after I was born,

I didn't have a nighty

So I tied my whiskers 'round my legs

And used them for a di--t--a-d--ah-ah-ahh-- (sneezes)

**The Dwarfs:** (Chorus)

Ho hum, the tune is dumb

The words don't mean a thing

Isn't this a silly song

For anyone to sing?

Then, the dwarfs all laughed after Sneezy’s sneeze.

Bashful: I-- (giggles as the dwarfs started laughing) Oh, g-gosh!

Just as the dwarfs laughed out loud, Grumpy made a loud shrill note on the organ.

**Bashful:** I chased a polecat up a tree

Way out upon a limb

And when he got the best of me

I got the worst of him (as hs starts snickering)

**The Dwarfs:** (Chorus)

Ho hum, the tune is dumb

The words don't mean a thing

Isn't this a silly song

For anyone to sing?

Next, it was Doc’s turn to sing his tune.

**Doc:** We used to have a billy goat

And had him disinfected

He could have slept in Grumpy's bed

But the billy goat objected

**The Dwarfs:** (Chorus)

Ho hum, the tune is dumb

The words don't mean a thing

Isn't this a silly song

For anyone to sing?

As soon as the entertainment continued, the dwarfs kept yodelling with Snow White singing in vocalization. Then, Sneezy and Dopey made a tall body with each other.

Sneezy: (on the lower body) Be careful. Watch out. Be-- Be care-- Watch it! Watch it! Watch--watch-- Ah-- (as Dopey stops him from sneezing with his foot) Thanks.

Then, everyone danced like there’s no tomorrow all night.

All Dwarfs: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Suddenly, Sneezy was about to sneeze right under Dopey.

Sneezy: AH-CH-- AH-CH-- AH-- AH-- AH-CH-- AH-CH-- AH-CH-- AH-- AH-- AH- (sneezed very loud and giant-like) CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

With one explosion from Sneezy, he forced Doopy right onto the sealing and everyone else were laughing as Snow White laughed as well.

Snow White: That was fun.

Mickey Mouse: (chuckles “Ha Ha!”) It sure was, Snow White.

Happy: Now you do somethin’.

Snow White: Well, what shall I do?

Sleepy: Tell us a story.

All Dwarfs: (in unison) Yes! Tell us a story!

Happy: A true story.

Bashful: A love story.

MIckey Mouse: What’d you think, Snow White?

**Snow White:** Once there was a princess–

**Doc:** Was the princess...you?

**Snow White:** And she fell in love.

**Sneezy:** Was it hard to do?

**Snow White:** It was very easy. Anyone could see that the prince was charming. The only one for me.

**Doc:** Was he, uh, strong and handsome?

**Sneezy:** Was he big and tall?

Goofy: You could say that, Goofy. (chuckles "A-hyuck!") But not too big or too tall. (chuckles goofily)

**Snow White:** There's nobody like him. Anywhere at all.

**Bashful:** Did he say he loved ya?

**Happy:** Did he steal a kiss?

**Snow White:** He was so romantic,

I could not resist.

Someday my prince will come

Someday we'll meet again

And away to his castle we'll go

To be happy forever, I know

Grumpy: Heh. Mush.

Riku: Get over it, Grumpy.

**Snow White:** Someday when spring is here

We'll find a love anew

And the birds will sing,

And wedding bells will ring

Someday when my dreams come true

Just as the song had ended, the alarm clock rang.

Snow White: Oh, my goodness, it’s past bedtime. Go right upstairs to bed.

Doc: (stops Dopey from going upstairs) Wait! Hold on there, Men. The, uh, princess and our guests will sleep in our beds upstairs.

Snow White: But... Where will you sleep?

Doc: Oh, we’ll be quite comfortable down here... Ih, uh, in, uh...

Grumpy: In a pig’s eye!

Doc: In a pig’s eye... Sty.. No! No! I mean... We’ll be comfortable, won’t we, Men?

All Dwarfs: (in unison) Oh, yes, mighty comfortable.

Doc: Now, don’t worry about us.

Happy: We’ll be alright.

Donald Duck: Just make sure you have spare pillows and blankets.

Doc: Go right on up now, uh, uh, my dear.

Snow White: Well, if you insist. Good night.

All Dwarfs: (in unison) Good night, Princess.

Snow White: You’re sure you’ll be comfortable?

All Dwarfs: Oh, yes, very comfortable.

Snow White: Well, pleasant dreams.

All Dwarfs: Pleasant dreams.

Just as Snow White, Mickey and the gang went upstairs to bed with the door closed, the dwarfs fought over a big pillow Dopey snuck into.

Various Dwarfs: Let go!

Doc: Now, Men, don't get excited. Remember... Share and share alike.

Various Dwarfs: Look out, it’ll rip!

Suddenly, the big pillow ripped as Dopey kept one feather with him as he made himself comfortable.

Meanwhile upstairs at the dwarfs’ bedroom, Snow White prayed as Mickey and his friends got into bed.

Snow White: Bless the seven little men... Who have been so kind to me. And may my dreams come true. Amen. Oh, yes, and please make Grumpy like me.

Mickey Mouse: (after she finished praying) I’m sure Grumpy has a good heart, Snow White.

Back downstairs, Grumpy was getting himself settled on a cauldron hanging.

Grumpy: Hah! Women! (as the other dwarfs' snoring continues) A fine kettle of fish.

Just as he spat, a small spark of flame only ignited as the dwarfs slept soundly, including the fly sleeping on Sleepy’s nose.