Well... Crap

**Well... Crap** is the tenth episode of *Survivor: Guam*.

## Previously on Survivor

The castaways merged, forming the Alitana tribe. Alliances formed, and the power shifted. In the end, Wilbur was voted out with Macy following him. It seemed like a clear majority and minority had formed, with Natasha, Abbey and James on the outs, but after James won immunity, the blindsides continued. Alexis was ready to make a big move, by taking out her closest ally, Brick, as he was a good player and had a good chance to win. She managed to convince Skyla, and together they got the whole tribe on board, even though some were hesitant. At Tribal, Brick did not play his Saftey without Power advantage which proved to be a mistake as he was sent to the jury in a unanimous vote. 7 are left, who will be voted out tonight?

## Challenges

**Reward Challenge:** Touchy Subjects
Before the challenge begins, the castaways will be asked to fill out a questionnaire about the tribe. Afterwards, Jeff will repeat the questions and the castaways will guess who's name was written down the most often. If they guess correctly, they will be able to chop another castaway's rope. Once their rope has been chopped 3 times, they will be out.
**Reward:** Loved One Coming Back to Camp

**Immunity Challenge:** Know Your Loved One
The castaways and their loved ones will be asked a series of questions. Different to the real challenge on the show, this will be elimination. If the pair's answers are different, they will be eliminated.

## Story

### Night 27

The Alitana tribe walk back to camp and lean their torches against a tree. They sit down and tend to the fire.

**Abbey:** Wow. We all voted for the same person tonight. I guess that's good.
**Alexis:** Yup. It just proves that we can get along as a tribe.

Kyle walks off into the forest, removing himself from the group.

Kyle then walks back and rejoins the group. They slowly start walking into the shelter and falling asleep.

### Day 28

The tribe wakes up on day 28, marking four weeks of playing the game. They celebrate and eat breakfast. After a while, people start walking off. Alexis and Natasha walk to the well together to collect water. They originally talk about their families, but one thing leads to another and their conversation evolves into game talk.

**Natasha:** So, where is you're head at, at the moment?
**Alexis:** I have no idea, to be honest. I thought everything would go back to normal after the Brick vote, but it just hasn't.
**Natasha:** What do you mean?
**Alexis:** I think everybody is annoyed with me.
**Natasha:** I'm not.
**Alexis:** Thanks, babe. I just think Kyle doesn't want to work with me.
**Natasha:** Well, I mean, I want to work with you. I could replace him.
**Alexis:** Are you just saying that because you have nobody else?
**Natasha:** Maybe...
**Alexis:** It doesn't matter, haha. I want to work with you too.
**Natasha:** Great!
**Alexis:** Like, I'm so worried right now.
**Natasha:** Oh my god, don't worry.
**Alexis:** Thanks.
**Natasha:** Let's just work on getting to the final 3.

On the other side of the camp, Skyla and Kyle decide to go on a walk to talk about the game and their future plans.

**Kyle:** So, what are you thinking?
**Skyla:** I honestly have no idea. I'm just trying to get to the finals.
**Kyle:** Yeah. I guess we just need to stick together.
**Skyla:** Of course.
**Kyle:** I know you're tight with Alexis, but she's a massive threat. She proved that at the last Tribal.
**Skyla:** She needs to go as soon as possible.
**Kyle:** Agreed. Who do you think we should work with?
**Skyla:** I don't really mind. I'm open to anybody at the moment. Whatever is best.
**Kyle:** Okay, I guess we can decide later.

They walk back to camp together and regroup with the tribe.

After a while, James and Abbey walk into the forest. They fill up their canteens and then decide to go for a walk to discuss their games, and what the next step is for their alliance.

**Abbey:** I feel like one of us is next.
**James:** Oh, yeah. One hundred percent. I feel like Natasha has gravitated towards Alexis more, leaving us on the outs.
**Abbey:** Well, if we could convince Kyle and Skyla to flip to our side we can get rid of one of them.
**James:** True. Kyle does seem pretty annoyed at Alexis.
**Abbey:** Exactly, we could use that to our advantage.
**James:** True, true.
**Abbey:** Alright, should we grab them now and see if they're open to the idea
**James:** Yeah, let's go.

James and Abbey walk back to camp, where they notice Kyle and Skyla sitting down the beach, talking to one another. They walk along and approach them.

**Kyle:** Oh, hey guys!
**James:** Heya.
**Abbey:** So we just wanted to pitch an idea to you. Obviously, you don't have to follow through with it.
**Skyla:** Go ahead, we're open to anything.
**James:** So, Alexis is a better player than we thought, and it would be best to get rid of her while we can.
**Kyle:** That's just what we were saying!
**Skyla:** Yeah, she proved that she can't be trusted.
**Abbey:** So, is this alliance solid?
**Skyla:** I'm in.
**Kyle:** Same.
**James:** Alright! Final 4 right here!
**Kyle:** However, there is one thing that I want to tell you guys.

Everybody looks at him, confused

**Abbey:** What is that?
**Kyle:** I want to tell you this to prove my loyalty, but Alexis has an idol.

Suddenly, a worried expression appears on Abbey and James' faces, as they had never heard about this before.

**Skyla:** Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
**Abbey:** Well, That's fun, isn't it?
**James:** Who else knows?
**Skyla:** Everybody except Natasha.

James thinks for a moment.

**James:** Ok, we just have to make her feel comfortable so she doesn't play that thing.
**Kyle:** Correct. Should we have a backup person if we think she will play it?
**Abbey:** Chase. Definitely Chase. Natasha is an easy beat at the end, she's done nothing so there is no reason to vote her off. Plus she's literal trash at challenges, so there's no chance of her winning her way to the end.
**Skyla:** True. Alright, well, should we give ourselves a name or something before we walk off?
**James:** How about the 'unlikely alliance', because nobody thought us four would be aligned.
**Abbey:** Love it, on the count of three... one... two... three...
**Everybody:** Unlikely alliance!

While they were talking, Alexis, Chase and Natasha were collecting firewood. They have a conversation about the alliances, and how they feel on the outs. They all agree that the best thing to do is stick together. Alexis then shows Natasha that she has the idol. She seems excited, and then they walk back to camp with their firewood.

### Day 29

The tribe wakes up on Day 29 and they start making rice and get ready for the day. James collects the tree mail, and they walk to their next reward challenge. When they arrive, they meet Jeff who has a big grin on his face.

**Jeff:** Usually, I would explain the rules of the reward challenge to you, however, today is a little different.

The seven contestants look confused.

**Jeff:** Being out here is hard, you're starving, being pushed to your limits, and you're away from your family. However, not today.

The castaways start cheering. They run and hug each other because they know that the family visit is happening.

Jeff starts with Chase first, his wife, Mary comes out. They hug each other and step back. Abbey is next. Her dad, Dale comes out and she runs up to him. They hug and step on the mat. Alexis' girlfriend, Aria comes out, and they greet each other with a kiss. Maddison, Kyle's wife comes out and runs to Kyle, followed by Carrie, Skyla's twin sister. James's boyfriend, Harry is the next person to walk out, leaving Natasha and her mother, Ella to be the last pair.

Mary Nester, Dale Road, Aria Zenton, Maddison Stevens, Carrie Gloss, Harrie Mayne, Ella Williams

After all the loved ones come out and greet the castaways, they step onto the tribe mat where they wait for Jeff to explain their next reward challenge.

**Jeff:** For today's immunity challenge, you will fill out a few questions in private. Once done, you will be asked those same questions again, however, you will answer with who's name you think was written down the most often. If you get it correct, you will be able to chop somebody's rope. Once the person's rope has been chopped three times, they are out of the challenge. Last person standing wins reward! Wanna know what you're playing for?
**Everybody:** Yes!
**Jeff:** The winners loved one will go back to camp with them, and stay until after Tribal. Meaning they will stay the night.

The castaways clap, cheer and hug their loved ones. After a few minutes of this, they walk to their stations and fill out the questionnaire for the challenge.

 Harry

#### Challenge

* Alexis, Chase, James and Natasha get question 1 correct.
	+ Alexis chops Kyle, Chase chops Kyle, James chops Alexis, Natasha chops Kyle, meaning Kyle is out.

Abbey ⚫⚫⚫
Alexis ⚫⚫
Chase ⚫⚫⚫
James ⚫⚫⚫
Kyle
Natasha ⚫⚫⚫
Skyla ⚫⚫⚫

* Abbey, James, Natasha and Skyla get question 2 correct
	+ Abbey chops Natasha, James chops Alexis, Natasha chops Abbey, and Skyla chops James.

Abbey ⚫⚫
Alexis ⚫
Chase ⚫⚫⚫
James ⚫⚫
Natasha ⚫⚫
Skyla ⚫⚫⚫

* Everybody gets question 3 correct
	+ Abbey chops Alexis, meaning Alexis is out. Alexis chops James, Chase chops Skyla, James chops Chase, Natasha chops James, meaning James is out. Skyla chops Natasha.

Abbey ⚫⚫
Alexis
Chase ⚫⚫
James
Natasha ⚫
Skyla ⚫⚫

* Abbey, Chase and Skyla get question 4 correct.
	+ Abbey chops Natasha, meaning she is out. Chase chops Skyla and Skyla chops Chase.

Abbey ⚫⚫
Chase ⚫
Natasha
Skyla ⚫

* Everybody gets question 5 correct
	+ Abbey chops Chase, meaning he is out. Shockingly, Skyla chops her own rope and gives up reward to Abbey, to show loyalty and build a bond.

Abbey ⚫⚫
Chase
Skyla

**Jeff:** ABBEY WINS REWARD!

Abbey is shown crying and hugging Skyla before she runs over to her father to cry in his arms. Abbey and Dale are shown smiling while holding hands as the other loved ones walk off.

Carrie is then shown glaring at Skyla in disgust.

 Carrie

Opposite Skyla and Carrie, Abbey and Dale are still smiling and have their arms around each other.

 Dale

The tribe then grabs their belongings and head back to camp.

When the tribe gets back to camp, Abbey shows her father around the camp. He looks surprised to see the shelter and the fact they've been sleeping there for 29 days. Once the tour comes to an end, he introduces himself to the tribe.

**Dale:** Hey, my name is Dale, I'm Abbey's father.

as he says that he pats Abbey on the back.

**Dale:** I live in New Jersey, and uh, that's pretty much it!

An edit of people introducing themselves to Dale is then shown.

**Alexis:**I'm Alexis.
**James:** I'm James.
**Natasha:** I'm from Wisconsin.
**Kyle:**Born and raised in Illinois!
**Skyla:** And I can't wait to get to know you over the next few days!

Once they finish, everybody sits by the fire. After a while, Abbey asks her father to go on a walk with her. He agrees and they walk into the forest.

**Dale:** These people seem very nice.
**Abbey:** Ugh, try living with them for 29 days. *(laughs)*
**Dale:** So who are your favourites in the group? Or "allies" as I guess you guys say.
**Abbey:** Well here's my situation. I've been on the outside for the past few votes. My allies have been going on after another. There was this guy named Irvin, he's gone. Wilbur left. And a girl named Macy, she went too. But I feel like the power is starting to shift.
**Dale:** That's good.
**Abbey:** Yeah, You know Alexis? She made a big move a few days ago so people are slowly turning on her. The new alliance is myself, Skyla, James and Kyle. I think I can trust them but I guess we will see tomorrow at Tribal.
**Dale:** Anything else I should know?
**Abbey:** Alexis has an idol, so we're trying to not make it obvious shes going, but apart from that, that's everything.
**Dale:** So Alexis has an idol and is the main target. Got it!

Dale and Abbey then head back to camp and take a seat by the fire next to everybody else.

James put rice in the pot to cook and slowly people start breaking off. Kyle tries to catch some fish while Natasha goes coconut collecting. Alexis then asks Dale if he wants to go on a walk. When both Abbey and Dale stand up, Alexis asks to go with only Dale. Abbey looks confused but ultimately lets them go.

**Alexis:** So, are you happy Abbey won?
**Dale:** Oh definitely! I'm so glad to be here!
**Alexis:** We're all glad to have you here!
**Dale:** Aww! Thanks! Everybody here seems so nice!
**Alexis:** Yeah! I love this group of people to death. Abbey is a really nice woman. Speaking of Abbey, has she said anything to you? Like, has she talked about her game to you?
**Dale:** Why?
**Alexis:** Oh, I'm just wondering.
**Dale:** Okay.

After a long, awkward pause, Alexis breaks the silence.

**Alexis:** I mean if you don't feel good telling me, that's alright.
**Dale:** It's not that I don't feel comfortable, it's just I don't want to say something that I will regret later.
**Alexis:** That makes sense.

When it's clear Dale won't reveal anything, they walk back to camp. The sun starts to set and they all walk into the shelter and fall asleep. Everybody except Dale.

 Dale

After a long time, around 3 hours, Dale finally drifts off to sleep.

### Day 30

The tribe wakes up on Day 30 and eat fish and rice for breakfast. While Dale complains about the bad night of sleep he got, the others pack their stuff for the next immunity challenge. Once they are all ready, they head off. They meet Jeff who has a big grin on his face. Immediately the castaways know somethings up. Once the tribe steps on the mat, Jeff yells, "Come on in guys!" The castaways' loved ones then walk out and stand opposite the contestants. Once they finish screaming of joy, Jeff explains the challenge.

**Jeff:** For today's immunity challenge, you and your loved one will be asked a question. If you both answer the same, you will continue in the challenge, however, if you and your loved one have different answers, you will be eliminated. The last person standing will win immunity and only immunity. Your loved one will not come back to camp. The only exception to that is Abbey, as she won the reward challenge. Alright, let's draw for spots and get to it!

The castaways and loved ones get into their spots and the challenge begins

Everybody reveals their answers. Skyla and James look surprised they got their answers wrong. Skyla, James, Harry and Carrie step down and the four of them take a spot on the bench.

**Skyla:** I could have sworn you said chocolate is your favourite food.

 Carrie

The contestants and loved ones prepare for round two.

Everybody reveals their answers. Alexis sighs while Maddison starts sobbing. The 6 of them step down and take their spots on the bench. The final 4 get prepared and answer their question.

The final 4 reveal their answers. When Chase and Mary see they have the same answer while Abbey and Dale do not, they start screaming and run over to hug each other. Dale steps down and apologises to Abbey.

**Jeff:** Chase wins immunity! A guaranteed 1 in 6 shot of winning this game!

Jeff puts the immunity necklace around Chase's neck. The loved ones (excluding Dale) say goodbye for the final time and they walk away. The tribe then walks back to camp.

When they arrive, Chase receives the usual 'congratulations', from his fellow tribe members. He takes off his necklace and puts it away. While doing so, Alexis and Kyle cook some rice for the tribe. Dale and Abbey walk off to fill up their canteens.

Abbey and Dale return and the whole tribe eats a scoop of rice. Once finished, Alexis walks to the beach.

Alexis returns and before long people start leaving again. Nat, Alexis and Chase are the first people to break off. They walk far down the beach so nobody can hear them. Once they get far enough away, they start talking about their plan.

**Natasha:** Before we talk, I think our alliance needs a name!
**Chase:** If that's your priority: naming this alliance, then I guess we can do that.
**Alexis:** What about 'The Final 3 Alliance'? I mean, that's our goal, right? Final 3?
**Natasha:** I like it! Plain and simple!
**Chase:** Okay. Now, what about the vote?
**Natasha:** Okay, okay, hear me out. Wouldn't it be funny to idol Abbey out and send her home? Just because her dad is there?
**Alexis:** Oh my god, Nat, that's so bitchy and evil!
**Natasha:** I know!

The two of them giggle before talking again.

**Chase:** Well, we have to think about what the most strategic move is. Rather than the most comedic.
**Natasha:**It's strategic and funny at the same time.
**Alexis:** How so?
**Natasha:** Abbey is the best athlete there, she literally plays football as her job. That proves she's a physical threat and we need to go on an immunity run if we want to get to the end.
**Chase:** Okay, but how would you feel if we voted for Kyle?

Natasha ponders this for a moment but lets Alexis answer.

**Alexis:** Well, Kyle flipped to them so what's stopping him from flipping back to us? Abbey has never flipped, leading me to believe she's staying with her people, so I personally believe Abbey is the best choice.
**Natasha:** Exactly! And it's gonna be so funny seeing Dale's reaction!
**Chase:** If that's what you want, I guess we can do that.
**Natasha:** This is going to be hysterical!
**Alexis:** Let's just hope we play this idol correctly.

On the other side of the camp, the unlikely alliance consisting of Kyle, Skyla, Abbey and James talk and reconfirm their plan, which formed earlier. Dale joins them.

**James:** We're still good with voting Alexis?
**Kyle:** Yeah, we just need to make her think Natasha is going.
**Skyla:** So like, hinting towards Nat going in the answers to our Tribal questions?
**Kyle:** That's what I had in mind, yes.
**Abbey:** I think that's really all we can do. All we can do now is hope for the best.
**Skyla:**Dale, do you have any thoughts on this? Anything you think we should do differently?
**Dale:** Nope!

The alliance then splits, some walk to the beach while others wander to the well.

The tribe then grabs their torches and bags before setting off for Tribal. Once they're ready, James leads the way to Tribal where the next person will be voted out...

### Tribal Council

The tribe arrives at Tribal Council and sit on their seats. Jeff smiles at them and then calls for the jury.

**Jeff:** Now introducing the members of our jury. Wilbur, Macy, and Brick, voted out of the last Tribal Council

Brick gives a wave to the remaining contestants before taking a seat. The contestants wave back and then look back at Jeff. There is clear tension in the air.

**Jeff:** Welcome back to Tribal! Last time we were here, Brick was blindsided. How has that affected the tribe now?
**Alexis:** Well, I feel like new alliances are definitely forming.
**Jeff:** Really?
**Skyla:** Yeah, new ones have been forming. Kyle and I were wondering what was best for our games after the last Tribal, and we kinda evaluated the situation and did what needed to be done to get further.

The jury reacts surprised to this statement.

**Jeff:** So who are the alliances, exactly?
**Natasha:** Chase, 'Lexis and myself in the minority.
**Jeff:** That leaves Kyle, Skyla, Abbey and James in the majority.
**Kyle:** That is correct, Jeff.
**Jeff:** So, Skyla: was this an easy vote? Or have these new alliances made it difficult to decide who should go?
**Skyla:** I think everybody knew who the biggest threat was after the last Tribal but uh, sometimes getting rid of the threats isn't the best move.

Alexis smiles and nods to this answer.

**Jeff:** Alexis, you had a reaction.
**Alexis:** Yeah, I mean, I'm surprised to hear that. That's all.
**Jeff:** So Chase, what about you? Do you know who you're voting for?
**Chase:** I do, yes.
**Jeff:** That's all you're going to give away?
**Chase:** Correct.

Jeff smiles.

**Jeff:** Alright then. Abbey, the idol is still out there. Was that a factor into who your alliance will vote for?
**Abbey:** Yes Jeff. That was probably the main factor in this vote.

Suddenly, Chase stands up.

**Chase:** Uh, Nat, Alexis, do you mind coming over here for a sec?

Natasha and Alexis look shocked, but get up and walk to the back of the Tribal set. They are seen whispering in a group huddle. The other four look over at them but can't make out what they're saying, so they start talking among themselves. Back over at the Final 3 Alliance of Nat, Alexis and Chase, the three of them whisper some more but eventually nod their heads and walk back to their seats, as if nothing had happened at all. The camera focuses on Dale's confused and overwhelmed facial expressions.

**Alexis:** So, that's the final plan?
**Chase:** Yes.
**Alexis:** Okay.

Once the chatter settles down, Jeff looks extremely confused and shocked.

**Jeff:** Okay then! So Dale, before we vote, I want to ask you a question.
**Dale:** Ask away!
**Jeff:** Abbey did not win immunity, meaning there is a chance she will go home tonight. Does that scare you?
**Dale:** Most definitely! However, I have faith that she will survive this vote.

Jeff nods, satisfied with this answer. He then announces it is time to vote. Chase and Kyle are the first to vote. Neither of their votes is shown. Alexis then walks up to the voting booth and grabs the pen.

Skyla, Natasha and James all cast their votes. However, none of their votes is shown. Abbey is the last person to vote. She walks to the booth and picks up the pen. She places the pen on the parchment, however, we do not see who she votes for. Once all the votes have been cast. Jeff collects them.

**Jeff:** If anybody has a hidden immunity idol and would like to play it, now would be the time to do so.

Everybody's face turns to Alexis. She appears like she isn't playing anything until the final moment. She smiles and stands up.

**Alexis:** Yes! About that Jeff!

She walks over to Jeff's podium and suddenly stops. She turns to her tribemates (plus Dale) and laughs.

**Alexis:** Y'all are such bad actors! Oh my god!

The unlikely alliance look worried about this statement.

**Alexis:** Uhm, yeah. I feel like I will play this hidden immunity idol on...

...myself.

Fear comes over Dale, Abbey, Skyla, Kyle and James' faces. Alexis then walks back to her seat.

**Abbey:** Well... crap.
**Dale:** It's okay. It's okay.

Alexis, Natasha and Chase all smirk.

**Jeff:** This IS in fact a hidden immunity idol. Any votes cast against Alexis will not count.
**Skyla:** Ugh.
**Kyle:** Damn it.

James starts tearing up out of frusturation as Jeff reads the first vote...

First Vote: Alexis **DOES NOT COUNT** (0)

**Alexis:** Naughty, naughty.

Alexis **DOES NOT COUNT** (0)

**Alexis:** Wow.

Alexis **DOES NOT COUNT** (0)

Alexis **DOES NOT COUNT** (0)

**Alexis:** Uh huh. That's majority of the votes.

Alexis, Nat and Chase all laugh while Kyle, James, Dale, Abbey and Skyla look very, very nervous for the next vote.

Abbey (1)

Abbey starts crying into her father's arms. Dale refuses to look anywhere else, so he just looks at Jeff.

Ninth Person Voted Out Of Survivor: Guam...

**ABBEY**

The Final 3 Alliance clap and hug each other while Abbey cries even harder. She hugs her alliance and then walks to Dale. She hugs him for a long time. She then reluctantly grabs her torch and walks to Jeff. Jeff pulls out his suffer and stuffs Abbey's torch. He then dismisses the tribe and they walk back to camp. Dale stays behind as he will be returning to the USA. As the tribe walks out you can hear talking, arguing and Alexis' laughter.

 Abbey (3)
 Alexis(Used Hidden Immunity Idol)
 Voted OffAbbey Road

## Next Time on Survivor

The new alliances both consist of 3 people. The Final 3 Alliance: Alexis, Chase and Natasha. And, the Unlikely Alliance: James, Kyle and Skyla. Will somebody flip, or will it be a tie? Plus, will a new idol be hidden after Alexis’ idol play? Find out next time on Survivor: Guam!

## Author's Notes

* This episode was written and posted on the Survivor Fanon Wiki almost 2 years before published on this wikia.
* Episode title said by Abbey, when Alexis played her idol.