Bourbon

### Background

Bourbon, also known as Whiskey, is a C.I.S. member, Kurdish War criminal and ex cartel from Mexico. He is also banned from 109 countries because he is jewish.

### History

Born in 1980 to a poor kurdish family in Oaxaca, Mexico. at the age of 2 years old he decided to join the C.I.S. in an attempt to have a better life. In his time in the military it is reported to have a son named "Hot N\*gga" more well known as "Mohamed Akmed Abdula" but this information has been failed to be verified.

## Physical description

### Eye color

Blue

Joey's Abortion Clinic and Pizzeria

Bourbon's Tequila

U.B.M (United Bank of Money)

Exotic Kitties (Strip Club)

N.W.A.: Nice White Assholes (Porn Site)

### Known Crimes

**August 31st 1997**- Rape and murder of Princess Diana

**December 3rd 1999**-400 accounts of gun running from Serbian to Albanian borders

27 counts of molestation charges on UN P.O.W.s

2 counts of weaponising cadavers

**September 11th 2001**-Hijacking 2 bowing 717s

**October 5th 2003**-7 charges of drugs smuggling

1 conspiracy of conspiring against Algerian Government

**November 22nd 2005** -7 charges of knife related charges in UK

4 charges of acid attacks on Parliament members

**January 8th 2008** -2,809 charges of fraud, scamming, and posing as rich Nigerian Prince

**March 5th 2008**-Conspiracy to conspire against Canadian government with famous celebrity John Stamos

**August 23rd 2013**-56 documented war crimes in Zanzibar and conspiracy charges of conspiring with PMCs in Congo

**February 21st 2015**-Charged with heisting three banks within a span of 4 months in France

**March 71st 2018**-33 accounts of rape across India, Pakistan, Syria, and Kurdistan

**May 5th 2018**-57 accounts of human trafficking worldwide

**October 31st 2020**-Attacking and stealing 7 M1 Abrams tanks in Simolia with unknown mercenary groups

**February 9th 2021**-708 accounts of murder in Turkey

**March 30th 2022**-108 reports of collision with PMC Wagner and running espionage missions in Ukraine with CIS agents

**June 6th 2022**-Running Snake oil racket in Netherlands

**January 3rd 2023**-33 charges of killing Syrian civilians

**January 4th 2023**-Running false id and documents whilst

attempting to enlist into Mossad counter terrorist operations

**May 7th 2023**- 4 accounts of rape of women and men in Turkey

### Personal Achievements

**July 4th 1997**-Winning a life time supply of Cheese balls at 1997 circus fair

**December 5th 1998**-First ever marriage to Maria Alive

**January 7th 2000**-Enlisted into radical terrorist groups in Middle East

**March 37th 2004**-Opened first ever Chuck E Cheese in Afghanistan

**May 9th 2006**-Dropped off radioactive material in 7 unmarked Pachinslto machines in Tokyo Japan

**November 1st 2009**-Learned how to heat up food in microwave (CIS TECHNOLOGY)

**August 19th 2014**-Bought out oil rig in some part of Pacific Ocean

**March 5th 2018**-Assisted SneedGF and Postal in raiding nuclear silos in Brazil

**October 27th 2022**-Grew Tobacco in Greenland

**January 6th 2023**-blew up CNN and Telivive Offcies

**March 2nd 2023**-Read his first book and finished it (The Hungry Hungry caterpillar)