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{100}{}{Kalnor, a Junktown guard.}

{101}{}{You'd better watch yourself here.}

{102}{}{This isn't a good town to get in trouble in.}

{103}{}{Behave, and we won't have to get nasty.}

{104}{}{You're OK.}

{105}{}{Keep up the good work.}

{106}{}{Nice day, isn't it?}

{107}{}{This is Junktown. Nice place to live, as long as you stay on our good side.}

{108}{}{Watch out for Gizmo and his cronies.}

{109}{}{I like my boss.}

{110}{}{You'd better put that away. Junktown is a friendly place, friend, and we want to keep it that way.}

{111}{}{Put what away?}

{112}{}{Don't tell me what to do, loser boy.}

{113}{}{Sounds fair. By the way, what is the local law regarding weapons?}

{114}{}{Uh, oh.}

{115}{}{Your weapon, idiot. Killian won't take your arms away, but you'd better damn well keep them in your holster.}

{116}{}{Oh, sorry.}

{117}{}{No way! I'm not putting down my shooters for nobody!}

{118}{}{You'd better behave, since it's the law, and I enforce the law. Put your weapon away. Don't draw it unless in self-defense and you won't have a problem with us guards. Disobey the law and we will return you to the lawless wasteland--dead or alive.}

{119}{}{Sure, since you put it that way.}

{120}{}{Bite your laws!}

{121}{}{Well, uh, fine with me. But you'd better be careful.}

{122}{}{Good you asked. No weapons can be drawn except in self-defense. If you start a fight, it's your fault. Other than that, it's your right to go around armed. Just don't pull a knife or gun without just cause. Have a good day.}

{123}{}{Hey you, no weapons! And I don't care if your momma dropped you on your head as a kid. No weapons.}

{124}{}{Hey! You! What are you doing sneaking around?}

{125}{}{Nothing.}

{126}{}{I'm not sneaking around. I just like to walk cautiously.}

{127}{}{Uhhh.}

{128}{}{Whatever you're doing, don't do it in this town.}

{129}{}{Hey! No shady characters in town! Get out of here before we throw you out!}

{130}{}{Well, uh, OK. Whatever. Just don't do anything out of line.}

{131}{}{Thanks, bye.}

{132}{}{Certainly. I will throw caution to the wind, sir.}

{133}{}{Certainly. I will throw caution to the wind, ma'am.}

{134}{}{You'd better watch your step around here, because we'll be watching you.}

{135}{}{Welcome to Junktown. What can I do for you?}

{136}{}{Nothing, thanks.}

{137}{}{What are you doing here? What is this place?}

{138}{}{Where can I get some supplies?}

{139}{}{Wa-wa!}

{140}{}{I dunno about that. You might want to check with Killian. He's to the north. That's up that way, OK?}

{141}{}{What does it look like? I'm a guard, and I'm keeping an eye out for strangers like you. And this place is called Junktown. Hey, don't laugh. I happen to like the name myself. We mostly do trading. Sometimes we trade with those stuck up bastards from Hub. Hey, you're not from the Hub are you?}

{142}{}{What? The Hub? Sure I am!}

{143}{}{Me? No, I'm not from the Hub.}

{144}{}{Then you must know most of the rules. Have a good day. And I am sorry about the bastards part, OK?}

{145}{}{Yeah! Hey, no problem. Bye.}

{146}{}{It's going to cause me some severe mental trauma. Later.}

{147}{}{Hmmm. OK. It's not our place to ask questions. Have a good day and don't make any trouble.}

{148}{}{Oh, heck. The place for that is Darkwater's. Killian runs it. It's a little to the north. Killian has the best supplies in town.}

{149}{}{Thanks. Bye.}

{150}{}{You wanna show me where you keep "your" supplies?}

{152}{}{Uh, no. Sorry, lady. I got work to do here.}

{153}{}{Have a nice day.}

{154}{}{Keep out of trouble.}

{155}{}{Boy, I sure hope my replacement gets here soon. It feels like I've been standing guard duty forever.}

{156}{}{I'm sorry, the gates are closed for the night. Come back in the morning.}

{157}{}{Hey, I need to get in!}

{158}{}{No problem. See you in the morning.}

{159}{}{I'm sorry to disturb you, sir, but I would like to enter your town. You can see that I would cause no harm.}

{160}{}{Hunh-huh!}

{161}{}{Come . . . back . . . day . . .}

{162}{}{Sorry, the rules are the rules. No strangers admitted during the night.}

{163}{}{Well, I shouldn't do this, but you seem like a nice enough person. Come on in, but don't make any trouble.}

{164}{}{Hey! It's you! Come on in, }

{165}{}{. Good to see you again!}

{166}{}{Hey, you'd better turn right around and walk back out of here.}

{167}{}{Go on in.}