A Cut Above the Rest

**A Cut Above The Rest** is the sixth and final chapter of Sally's Salon: Kiss and Make Up.

## Level 51 - Shattered memories

* In the past years, young Sally and April are in the children's room.
* Young Sally: Look, April! I gave Princess Posy bangs and a manicure!
* Young April: Can I hold her?
* Young Sally: Of course! You're my best friend!
* Young Sally gives April a Princess Posy.
* Young April: She's byooteeful! You're so good at stuff! Thanks for cheering me up!
* April is sad.
* Young Sally: You're sad??? Let me help!
* Young April: It's my mom. She says I can't be friends with you anymore, because YOUR mom's a maid just like her.
* Young Sally: Oh!
* Young April: She says I should only be friends with the girls of the ladies she works for. But they're all mean to me. They say my clothes are bad.
* Young Sally: There's nothing wrong with your clothes! Or you! I'm sorry they said those things... Just ignore them!
* Young April: You're not mad at me?
* Young Sally hugs April!
* Young Sally: Mad at YOU?! We're sisters to the end! Always will be!
* Young April: I love you, Sally!
* Young April: And I love Princess Posy!!!
* Young Sally: Then keep her! She's yours!
* Young April: Really!?
* Young Sally: Just be sure to bring her in every few months for a touch-up!
* Young April: Here! Lemme give YOU something back.
* Young Sally: April, no! Not-
* Young April: My grandma's silver locket. I want you to have it.
* Young Sally: That looks really expensive! Princess Posy isn't even worth-
* Young April: I don't care if it's expensive!
* Young April: Even the most expensive things in the world don't mean as much to be as you. Please?
* What a lovely childhood memories for Sally and April! Now, back at the nail salon, Helen visits alone.
* Helen: Where the hell is everyone?
* Helen: Hello?
* Helen: **HELLO-O-O-O-O?**
* The customers are here!
* Helen: Oh for goodness sake... Does ANYONE do any work around here?
* The flying supercomputer enters the salon!
* Supercomputer: If. I. Only. Had. Hands. My. Nails. Would. Be. The. Envy. Of. All... Allow. Me. To. Assist.

### During level

* Helen combines all the nail polish accessories.

### Outro

* Sally is gravely injured in the scene of Den's Coffee Shop outside!
* Blue woman: Yeah, she's definitely dead.
* Rachel: NOOOOOOO!!!!!
* Blue woman: Shot through the heart.
* Blue woman: And you're to blame! You give law a bad name!
* A blue woman leaves west.
* Brown man: There's a mattress store two blocks down! I'll go get a sheet!
* Rump: I'm so, so sorry... I was only trying to shoot the dog.
* Rump: If I could just turn back time... and get a second chance...
* Rump licks Sally's head to wake her up. She's back alive!
* Rump runs away!
* Rump: Her eyes opened! Zombie!
* Nathan steps in and knocks the pistol down to the ground!
* Nathan: Bro.
* Rachel: Sally? Are you all right?
* Sally gets up and shows she has a locket inside her shirt!
* Vincent: That locket stopped the bullet!
* Nathan: Revives!
* Blue woman: Look, I'm not a doctor. Guess I was listening to the locket's pulse...
* Blue woman leaves left and a brown man presents a blanket.
* Brown woman: Oh. She's better? But I just spent eight bucks on this sheet?
* Rachel: Sally, easy... Don't get up...
* Rachel: Can we get a pillow for her head?
* Brown man: Maybe the mattress place does exchanges...
* Rump: I guess trying to love up to the family name made THIS Rump crack.
* Rachel: Guys? We need to get to Happyville! It's Olivia!
* Sally coughs in pain.
* Vincent: Sally? What is it, honey? Are you in pain?
* Sally: I ruined April's locket...

## Level 52 - Lottery of birth

* April appears from the right and heads near the exit door.
* April: Well, getting Eugenia to sign these documents went better than expected. So why do I feel so...
* April takes a breather.
* April: NO. Remorse is a... mirage. Best of all, there's no-one here. Now all I need to do is get out of here without anything ridiculous-
* Nathan enters the center.
* Nathan: Mid-WIVES!
* Vincent and Francois with pregnant Olivia enter, followed by Rachel, Rump, and Finn!
* Olivia: **It hurts!**
* Rachel: We've gotta get her to a hospital!
* Vincent: There's no time, woman!
* Olivia: **But... the nail salon! I'm meant to be covering it this week... It's a mess... Help me...**
* Rump: Someone boil some water! And also, get something for Olivia here!
* April: People, need I remind you that this is a business for people with HAIR? Not newborns.
* April: **The baby head's stuck! I can feel it!**
* Vincent: What do we do??
* Francois runs to the left to get something!
* Finn: Hey, if it's a one-legged girl, can we name her Ilene?
* Francois returns with a moisturizer.
* Francois: This astringent moisturizer! We can use it as lube!
* Francois goes to help Olivia give birth!
* Francois: Here, Olivia! Hand in there! Just breathe!
* Rachel and Finn come closer to Olivia to help!
* Finn: I call umbilicus!
* April: What... what can I do?
* Francois: Towels!
* April runs to get towels for Olivia!
* Olivia: **It... it hurts! Something's wrong!**
* Francois: Stay with me, Olivia...
* Finn: Are we SURE that's its HEAD?
* Francois: Olivia? Can you hear me?
* The miracle of life may happen!

### Outro

* In the spa, Francois delivers baby twins to Olivia!
* Francois: Congratulations! It's twins!
* Olivia: Really!?
* Francois: Well...
* Finn delivers another twins to Olivia!
* Finn: Two sets.
* Olivia: No wonder I passed out. FOUR?!
* Finn: Uh...
* Nathan delivers another baby!
* Nathan: Fives.
* Olivia is now a mom-of-five!
* Vincent: Don't worry. There are just extra towels.
* Olivia: I'm so happy... Thank you... All of you. But especially Francois, for carrying me here.
* Finn: Pfft. I could lift both of you with my toe!
* Olivia: Francois, I know I said I wanted to raise these children without you... But I'm glad at least one of them is yours.
* Francois: Wow... I had no idea when I walked into Happyville Cryobank...
* Francois: ...that my contributions would ever result in such a handsome litter.
* Nathan: Wait. You don't mean the Happyville Cryobank on West 83rd?
* Finn: Uhhh, the one across the street from the-
* Vincent: Taco stand?
* Rump: The one that closes at fives? Dammit, now you've got me doing it too!
* Olivia: But, you didn't all go there to... donate, the week of the 22nd? Right?
* Finn: Good thing there's FIVE!

## Level 53 - Bitey, we hardly knew ye

* Rump and Francois exit the elevator for the room.
* Rump: Listen, I'm sorry about trying to murder you so many times.
* Francois: Don't worry, we've all been there.
* Rump: I was just so upset after I also stole your money.
* Francois: Totally understandable.
* Rump: I never meant for Sally to get hurt too. Just you.
* Francois: Well, the hospital's releasing her in the morning - she just had a cracked rib. So everything's worked out perfectly.
* Rump: I'm just glad we got here before any of the death traps I set up in your apartment hurt someone...
* Britney is out of the apartment alive with a wine!
* Francois: Britney! You're alive!
* Britney: Uh does a corpse have bangs this awesome? I don't think so.
* Rump goes to stop Britney.
* Rump: That wine! Don't drink it! It's poisoned!
* Britney gets Rump off the body!
* Britney: Hashtag grabbies off! Like, this wine is totes red. I've already had half of it!
* Rump: And you don't feel... sleepy?
* Britney: No more than usual. By the way, there's a dead spider in your house, Francois.
* Britney: It walked into a pit of knives. Gross!
* Rump: Bitey's dead!? But... I covered the spikes with a rug!
* Francois: Are you sure the rug was BIGGER than the pit? And it didn't just fall right in?
* Rump: I can't do anything right...
* Rump: I'm the first generation of Rumps whose name is a laughing stock.
* Francois: There there... It wasn't a fair fight. ALL my rugs are quite small. I should probably test this wine though.
* Francois takes a wine from Britney and shakes off.
* Francois: I thought you said you only drink half a bottle?
* Eugene appear from the apartment.
* Eugene: Are they gone?
* Francois: So much for clean sheets...
* Eugene goes to Britney.
* Britney: ONG. This wine is hundo P. lit!
* Eugene: Indeed, such was Brit's wine-fueled ardor that she rolled us into the pit of knives.
* Eugene: Fortunately, my natural instincts kicked in.
* Francois: Well, I don't know who you are, but I'm glad you enjoyed my apartment. Now let's get to Happyville!

### Outro

* Francois and Sally enter the nail salon, as Sally gets well.
* Francois: I still don't think you should be out of bed yet, you know... The doctor said six weeks.
* Sally: Francois, I'm fine.
* Francois: Besides, doctors don't understand the healing power of salons on chest wounds. It's a neglected science!
* Francois: I don't know...
* Sally: Francois, what's a doctor's job?
* Francois: Uhh, saving lives?
* Sally: And how many people have died since they started?
* Francois: Beating me at math is NOT impressive to me.
* Francois: Let me go get your ice-pack.
* Sally: Can I get a cup of coffee too?
* Francois: NOW I'm convinced you're healthy.
* Sally: Thanks, plant.
* Francois heads to the right and April enters from the left.
* April slowly walks to the left, but she stopped.
* Sally: April, stop.
* April goes to Sally.
* April: I... How are you feeling?
* Sally: It only hurts when I do anything.
* Sally: April, I-
* Helen appears from the left.
* Sally: Helen? What is it?
* Helen: That CEO, Eugenia? I just found her. Here. In a dark corridor.
* Sally: Thank God! How is she?
* Helen: She's... dead...

## Level 54 - Well, we saw THAT coming!

* Sally appears from the left to see Eugene.
* Sally: Hi, Eugene. Sorry about your mom...
* Eugene: It's so strange... How did no one find her here all this time?
* Sally: I feel like it was my fault... I was the one who gave her the Moodpoo to begin with.
* Sally: Maybe she wandered back here to confront me.
* Eugene: She always spoke highly of you, Sally. She said you were very special. And she was right.
* Sally: Eugene, I don't know what to say...
* Eugene: It's quite simple, really. You and I have a strong connection, but I'm already pledged to Britney.
* Sally: She's my friend. You both are.
* Eugene: But what if that's not enough for me?
* Sally: It has to be. I have to be honest with my friends. I see that now.
* Eugene: No one's asking you to lie to them, Sally.
* Sally: Do you love Britney?
* Eugene: I think so.
* Sally: You think so?
* Eugene: Forgive me, Sally. I... My mother... It's all a bit much.
* Sally takes a deep sigh.
* Sally: It's okay, Eugene. I'll always be there for you. And for Britney.
* Eugene: Thank you, Sally.
* Eugene and Sally hug to comfort each other.
* After a hug, Sally and Eugene are kissing!
* The 3D scene appear, and Britney knew that Eugene cheated on her.
* Britney gets angry, and throws her wedding ring to them! She leaves them alone.
* Sally: Brit!
* Sally sobs, and Eugene facepalms.

### During level

* Sally calls Britney, as she and Francois are back to work!

### Outro

* Francois and Rump enter the nail salon.
* Francois: And this is the nail area. I know you're already familiar with fingerprints...
* Francois: Well, nails are what's on the OTHER side of the fingertip.
* Rump: I sure appreciate you folks giving me a job here, after all I've put you through.
* Francois: It's no problem. With Olivia still laid up, we're kind of short-handed.
* Rump: My background's mostly in solving murders...
* Francois: Switching careers can be rough. I spent three years selling doorknobs door to door.
* Francois: If you ask me, the market's just not there anymore.
* Rump: All I want to do is to restore dignity to the family name.
* Francois: Well, I doubt that's possible. But then I'm wrong about most things.
* Francois: Now, have you still got that hair dryer I gave you?
* Rump: Yep! Right here!
* Britney appear from the right to say something.
* Britney: Hashtag men SUCK!
* Britney runs away to the right, and Olivia and Finn with his baby run into the nail salon from the left to the right.
* Olivia: Stop putting my baby on the treadmill! And stop putting green juice in his bottle!
* Finn: There's a one fifth chance he's one fifth mine! YOU do the math!
* Olivia and Finn run away to the right!
* Francois's phone: ZOOP!
* Francois answers the phone.
* Francois: Hello? ...Ah, not sure? ...No problem.
* Francois: Sorry, that was out plant calling to see if the supercomputer was here. Anyway, over HERE's the sauna...
* Francois and Rump leave to the left.

## Level 55 - Broken down

* Finn and Kimberly are in the pool with the final words.
* Finn: You're what?
* Kimberly: I'm breaking up with you. Which part of that's confusing? Oh, wait, I forgot who I was talking to. A feeling I think even you can relate to.
* Finn: But... we worked out together! I sparred with you in kickboxing without wearing a cup!
* Kimberly: That was fun.
* Finn: We shared the same straw for that holy water basin!
* Finn: We went in the Tunnel of Love and you fished me out of the water three times!
* Kimberly: Yeah, the first time you fell in was funny. Three's just annoying.
* Finn: We've climbed rocks together! Watched Rocky V together! Watched the sunset and then waited for the sunrise!
* Kimberly: ...Which you're not supposed to do in a hurricane, by the way.
* Finn: I met your parents!
* Kimberly: Yeah, about that. I can get you mixing up my MOM with Helen, but my DAD too? C'mon.
* Finn: I showed you... my secret muscles.
* Kimberly: Look, Finn. Before we met, I had no idea there was such a thing as a man 'too dumb for me.' I want to thank you.
* Finn presents the dumbbell.
* Finn: But... I got you THIS!
* Finn: I, uh... I tried to squeeze a piece of charcoal into a diamond, like Superman. Might need a few more sessions. But see? I cracked it!
* Kimberly: Aww, that's so sweet!
* Kimberly heads to the left to leave Finn alone.
* April arrives in the spa for the plant.
* April: Time for YOU to go in the trash!
* April picks up the plant and goes!

### Outro

* Sally brings her luggage to the center of her salon. She texts Francois.
* Sally: 'Dear Francois, I'm texting you this because I know if I saw you, you'd try to talk me out of it.'
* Sally sighs and continues texting.
* Sally: 'I'm leaving forever.'
* Sally: 'Don't try to find me, although if any emergencies arise, I might be at my mom's or the gym.'
* Sally: 'If anything gives me solace, it's that ours is the only friendship I never ruined.'
* Sally: 'BFFs always, Soily. Sorry auto-correc-'
* Eugene visits to meet Sally.
* Eugene: I packed first. So I get to leave.
* Sally: No, I get to leave. I'm the life ruiner.
* Eugene: It was my fault.
* Sally: Britney won't even look at me.
* Eugene: She will. You're a better friend to her than I ever would have been a husband to her...
* Sally sighs again.
* Sally: I can't.
* Eugene: You're stronger than you know, Sally. I've loved getting to watch you bloom.
* Sally: You can't do that if you leave.
* Eugene: No. But I'll always know.
* Eugene gives a final kiss to Sally.
* Sally: Eugene...
* Eugene: If we leave together, it defeats the purpose.
* Sally: Okay.
* Eugene leaves Sally's Salon. April brings the supercomputer to Sally.
* Sally: April?
* April: Just throwing away this plant. What the!? How did...

## Level 56 - Broken flowers

* Sally: Thanks again for waiting, Mrs. Cudswallow. Next time, if you don't throw buckets of sardines into our jacuzzis, we'll get to you faster!
* Old lady: I thought this was a sea park! Why do you have a zookeeper then?
* Sally: Oh, that's just our police officer.
* Old lady: So this IS a sea park!
* Sally: Well, a nail salon.
* Old lady: I'll be back next week with some saddles for the seahorses! And top hats for the penguins!
* Sally: Well, hats are ALMOST hair-related. You're getting closer. Bye!
* Sally waves to the old lady leaving and a blue man visits the salon.
* Blue man: You must be either April or Sally.
* Sally: That's right.
* Blue man: I'm from the Mirage head office in Snuggford. We heard about Eugenia's passing. Terrible shame.
* Sally: Yes, it was.
* Blue man: Have you and Ms. Fumier resolved your competition for control of Happyville yet?
* Sally: No. But tomorrow, it'll all be over.
* Blue man: Good. Otherwise, we'll have to demolish it and file for Chapter 11.
* Sally: Is that a bad one?
* Blue man: Also, we were told Eugenia's cause of death was repeated head trauma. The board sincerely hopes that such lapses are a thing of the past.
* Sally: Oh, don't you worry. We're on it.
* April runs into the mail salon for the plant.
* April: Gangway, coming through!
* Sally goes to April about the plant.
* Sally: Where are you taking that plant?
* April: The garbage. It annoys me.
* Sally and April are tug of war for the plant.
* Sally: No! Not that one. April, stop.
* April: Sally, I'm not in the mood!
* Nathan enters from the left.
* Nathan: Hey, yo! Guess what number I'm thinking of!
* After the tug of war, Sally remains standing, April falls onto the floor, and the flower pot plant broke down! Nathan's knocked down as well!
* Sally: Nathan!
* Blue man: Right, well... I think I'll be going now. Good luck tomorrow, both of you!

### Outro

* At the lobby, Finn is doing workout session.
* Finn: It's just not the same flexing for oooooooone is the loneliest number...
* Finn switches the dumbbell to the other arm.
* Finn: How much cardio does it take to mend a broken heart? I'm guessing at least three days!
* Britney looks at the phone while walking and bumps into Finn!
* Britney: Like, what the!
* Finn: Hey! You walked into ME!
* Finn gets Britney back up.
* Britney: Sorry... I just had a bad break-up. Hard to look forward when you're thinking about the past.
* Finn: I know that feeling! Were you two soulmates? Mine was!
* Britney: Yeah. I mean, sorta-zees... I like to ski and work out. He was into 1930s television and bowling with crystal balls.
* Finn: Yeah... Mine was into sailboats, I think. And collecting address labels...
* Britney: Eww. Like, with words on them?
* Finn: Only the boats!
* Britney: Like, wow.
* Finn: Hah! I know, right?
* Britney: I can't believe I was going to , like, MARRY mine! We barely even knew each other!
* Finn: Yeah, me too! Sometimes I wonder if I have my head on backwards! Then I look down and forget why I'm doing it!
* Britney: That's awesome! I should do totes that!
* Finn: So... You like to work out?
* Britney: Day and night. My butt-
* Finn: -is a temple.

## Level 57 - Love is blind

* In Sally's Salon, Helen and injured Nathan are chatting.
* Helen: How many fingers am I holding up?
* Nathan: Fours?
* Helen: Wow. You got hit really hard.
* Nathan: It's just my vision. My thought process feels about the same.
* Helen: Well, I guess there's not much further that can tall. How's your hearing?
* Nathan: What's this got to do with jewelry?
* Helen: Well, the doctor said no head butts or crushing beer cans with your skull till Thursday.
* Nathan: Oh, great! So what am I supposed to do if I get mad at my beer?
* Helen: Drink it, and put the can in the recycling bin.
* Nathan: Ohhhh. So that's what those are for. Thanks, Helen!
* Helen: No problem.
* Helen walks but stops for a while.
* Helen: Wait, WHAT did you call me?
* Nathan: Helen?
* Helen: You didn't call me Beverly! I mean Kimberly!
* Nathan: 'Course not. I may not be able to see, but I'd recognize that lovely voice anywhere.
* Helen: Right! When did the doctors say your sight will be restored?
* Nathan: Tomorrow?
* Helen: Oh... Well, all right... Well, I should go. I have work to do.
* Nathan: Thanks again for everything. Oh, and if you see Beverly, tell her-
* Helen walks to Nathan and kisses.
* Nathan: Wow. Helen? That was you?
* Helen: Yes.
* Nathan: Then... that was you before, when we kissed?
* Helen gets mad, then she laughed.
* Helen: Yes, you big dummy.
* Nathan: Wow. I AM dumb. Can we-
* Nathan stands up and Helen and Nathan are kissing.

### Outro

* April enters the center with the box.
* Helen: And then we kissed! It was magical... Like something out of a fairy take set in a hair salon!
* April: I don't get why he doesn't just wear glasses?
* April: Right - could you just go get the rest of the boxes out of my car?
* Helen: Why?
* April: Because you work for me, and I don't want to.
* Helen: Aren't you measuring the drapes in here a little early? Sally could still take game 6 against you tomorrow.
* April sighs.
* April: She won't. Something happened between her and Britney. She's a wreck. Plus I... have a backup plan.
* Helen: Good to hear. For a minute there, I thought you might be going soft.
* April: I don't do soft.
* Helen: I know. I wish I was more like you. You're like a mother to me!
* Helen goes out to get more boxes.
* April: We're the same age!
* April opens the box.
* April: I... don't... do...
* April discovers something in the box!

## Level 58 - Win, lose or draw

* Angela is in the show, with Sally vs. April. Nathan, Helen, Francois, and Finn are watching!
* Angela: Here we are, once again! Sally vs. April, round 6! I haven't felt this much electricity since-
* Francois: The night your boyfriend was out of town?
* Nathan: VIBES!
* Angela interacts with supercomputer.
* Angela: Seriously? I think we need to take this thing in for repair... First person to say 'salon' wins.
* Sally: Go ahead, April. It's yours.
* Helen: Yeah April, wrap this up! I need a break!
* April: I...
* Sally: Take it, April. You're my friend.
* April: Sally... I was going through some boxes last night. Guess who I found?
* Sally: Picasso?
* April: What? No? Why would you even say that?
* April: It was Princess Posy.
* April gets close to Sally as Angela steps away from the stage.
* Angela: You kept Princess Posy?? All these years!?
* April: I don't want to fight with you, Sally. I've been a horrible jerk.
* Sally: I don't want to fight with you either. We can co-run the Salon!
* Angela announces.
* Angela: Sally wins! The series is tied!
* April: These contracts Eugenia signed give me full ownership of Happyville.
* April: But you know what?
* April rips off the contract!
* Francois, Helen and Nathan cheer!
* Finn: Aw, man! no game 7? Weak!
* Sally: Sorry, Finn. From now on, Happyville has TWO managers!
* Michelle enters back alive!
* Michelle: NOT SO FAST!
* April: Michelle?!
* The customers are all here!
* Sally: Hold that thought! The Mail Salon just opened!

### Outro

* April: But... I thought you were dead!
* Michelle: Alas, R.I.P. my twin SISTER. Doesn't surprise me one bit. She was always far too NICE.
* Helen: Oh, God. Not more twins. Please.
* Michelle: Too late! I always had a feeling Michelle's sentimental nature would lead to a bad ending.
* Michelle: So I convinced her to sell me her Mirage stock.
* Michelle: And, according to local corporate bylaws, in the event of a 3-3 tie in a CEO-off...
* Michelle: ...both parties choose a candidate between themselves...
* Michelle: ...to face off for absolute ownership of the company against the principal stockholder. I.e., moi.
* Michelle: And just FYI, I've been in eighty game 7s this year. And I've never lost.
* Francois: You may be good at math, latecomer! But hair is WAY different.
* Francois: I think.
* Michelle: I manage over 100 salons throughout the world. All insanely profitable and widely acclaimed.
* Michelle: See you tomorrow for game 7 - just be sure you have the keys ready to hand over. Maybe I'll keep a few of you on as wig mannequins.
* Francois: Sorry, what's your name again?
* Michelle: Beverly.
* Nathan: See? I KNEW it!
* Michelle (Beverly) leave the center.
* Helen: Great.

## Level 59 - Shear stress

* Francois reads the torn contract as Sally walks back and forth.
* Francois: Hmm... Looks like April had Eugenia sign in the wrong places.
* Francois: So she gave away all HER holdings to Eugenia. Still a nice gesture.
* Sally: Maybe she did it on purpose! To be a better person.
* Francois: Yeah, no. Nope.
* Francois: Sally, take it easy.
* Sally: Take it easy!? April and I actually made up, and I was right about her ALL ALONG, and now we're going to lose Happyville to someone evil!?
* Francois: Oh, yeah. I forgot. Look, in a hundred years we'll all be dead. Although with medical advances-
* Sally does a jolly jig. Britney appears from the left.
* Britney: Like, your bod needs to tell your face it's dancing. Hashtag Weirdsies.
* Sally: Brit, I'm so sorry. I was on a lot of pain meds when I kissed Eugene-
* Britney: Who, him? That was like, a whole minute ago! I've met someone else.
* Sally: In factsies, I was wondering if you'd mind if we held the wedding here after your whatever.
* Francois: After the whatever, we might all be fired.
* Britney: We're cool, bae! Just kick that skeez's ass tomorrow. Love ya!
* Sally waves to Britney leaving the nail salon.
* Francois: You kisses Eugene? How was he?
* Sally laughs hardly.

### Outro

* Sally: How's that?
* Plant: The soil's nice. Not sure about the solid gold pot, though. Just feels a little too 'Hey, look at me!'
* Sally: We wanted something too heavy to lift in case April tries to toss you out again.
* Sally: Now if you hit someone in the face, they'll die!
* Plant: I appreciate that, thank you. But isn't gold expensive?
* Sally: Francois donated more little Francois'. Like, a LOT more. He's really good at it!
* Plant: Wish there was a way to make photosynthesis so profitable... Instead, we just keep the planet alive. Thankless job, really.
* April enters from the right.
* Sally: This plant's off limits, Apes.
* April: Don't worry, Sally. Finding Princess Posy has reminded me that talking to inanimate objects is something you never outgrow.
* Plant: Who are you calling inanimate?
* April: Are you ready for tomorrow, Sally?
* Sally: Yup! Ready to watch YOU! You're the fighter!
* April: No, Sally. I'm... not as good as you... At hair. Or at being good.
* Sally: I just don't want to let people down again.
* April: Letting people down is the only thing you're incapable of.
* April hands the Princess Posy.
* April: Here.
* April: For luck. Can't guarantee she'll stop a madman's bullet, though.
* Sally gives April a hug.

## Level 60 - The final countdown

* In the show, Game 7 OBVI is in contest.
* Britney, Finn, and April are in, while Rump, Francois, Nathan, and Helen are in other team.
* Francois: Shh! It's starting!
* The 3D cutscene show starts now, as Angela goes to announce.
* Angela: Laaaaaaaaadies and gentlemen, weeeeeeeelcome to game 7!
* Angela: In the corner we have our champion! Winner of the golden hairdryer 3 years running, the fastest perm in the west!
* Angela: ...SALLLLY 'SPEED SCISSORS'...
* The light turns on to Sally and reveals.
* Angela: ...MILLLIGANNNN!
* Angela hands to the right.
* Angela: ...and in this corner we have our challenger!
* Angela: Destroyer of all things good and pure, the demon hairdresser, world renowned and reviled!
* The light revealed the challenger.
* Angela: BEVERRRLY 'THE BLADE' BAAARKER!!!
* Beverly throws the scissors onto the ground.
* Angela: Let's get ready to...
* Angela: HAIRSTYYYYYYYLE!!
* And back to 2D. It's Sally vs. Beverly now in a final tiebreaker contest.
* Angela: As the supercomputer's instructed, two random old women have been placed under these sheets.
* Beverly's woman: Why an I under this sheet? I'm not dead yet! Who are you people?
* Angela: OK, the rules of engagement. Girls?
* Sally and Beverly come eye contract with Angela.
* Angela: Both contestants will have 5 seconds to use all their skills to give their victims perms.
* Angela: The winner shall be chosen by the supercomputer, using highly advanced biometrics. And then the loser will ALSO be chosen, in exactly the same way.
* Nathan: Sorry, zoned out. HOW many seconds?
* Angela: Sally? Beverly? Ready?
* Sally: I guess so. Good luck?
* Sally shows her hand.
* But Beverly used her scissors to stab Sally's hand!
* Sally: Ow! You stabbed me!
* Beverly: Oops.
* Francois: Foul!
* Sally: No worries. My left hand's still okay.
* Sally presents her scissors.
* Sally: Good luck!
* Beverly: Can we get this over with? I have another game 7 at 5.
* Nathan: Sorry, zoned out again. Another game when?
* Angela: Oops, I almost forgot. Blindfolds!
* Angela: Ladies, approach your permees!
* The ladies go to mystery customers and cover their eyes.
* Beverly: See you on the other side, loser!
* Angela: And... go!
* The final showdown starts as Angela beeps the horn!
* Now in a television.
* ***In a flurry of metal and hair so intense that just creating this sign blew our effects budget, our two fierce competitors battle for glory and prestige.***
* Some time later after the screen message, Sally and Beverly are done.
* Beverly: Done!
* Angela: Aaaaand... time! Customers, stand up! Neverly, let's see how you did.
* Beverly reveals the costumer and she's a black and shiny red hair! Everyone ooh'es!
* Nathan: Whoa.
* Francois: Wow.
* Finn: I thought that was an OLD lady!
* Beverly's lady: I'm 74!
* Beverly: This was too easy.
* Angela: Aaaand... Sally? How's YOUR client?
* Sally doesn't reveal and the Heart's Medicine music plays.
* Sally takes a deep sigh and reveals she's Eugenia. She's back alive!
* Sally: Eugenia?! Are you... okay?
* Eugenia: I feel great. Where am I? How did-
* Angela: Wow, Sally. I've seen miracle perms before but... raising the dead? Whew. Spectacular.
* They cheer for Sally!
* Supercomputer: Winner. Sally. Winner. Sally.

### Ending

* The wedding's all here.
* Britney: I, like, do, obvi.
* Minister Rump: And do you, Finn, take Britney to be your lawful wedded wife? In sickness and in health?
* Finn: In fitness and health! I do, brah!
* Minister Rump: Then by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you married!
* Minister Rump: You may kiss the...
* Nathan: Wives!
* Minister: ...okay, yeah.
* Finn and Britney share the first kiss as husband and wife!
* They applaud as they congratulate Finn and Britney for getting married!
* Finn and Britney leave the center as they commence a wedding getaway!
* Sally: Oh, Francois! I can't believe it! I own the salon free and clear!
* Francois: You're also the joint head of Happyville AND Mirage Corp. Eugenia told me she's stepping down before she gets hurt again.
* April enters to inform Sally.
* April: We're going to make this place great, Sally. Together!
* Sally: I know! And I'm so glad, April!
* Sally and April hug as they're true friends once again!
* Eugene appears from the left.
* Sally: Eugene!
* Eugene: It seems I took your suitcase by mistake, dear Sally. I finally noticed after the third time I got dressed.
* Eugenia is here alive!
* Eugene: I should also probably pick up my poor mother's ashes as long as I'm here.
* Eugene looks at his mother Eugenia.
* Eugene: Hello!
* Rump takes a toast on a champagne!
* Rump: Hmm. No poison in this champagne either. It was definitely a blue bottle...
* What a happy ending for Sally, Francois, April, Eugene, and Eugenia!

## Epilogue

* Now back to the abandoned old Sally's Salon.
* Francois: And so, like at the salon went back to normal. Relatively speaking.
* Sally enters her old salon.
* Sally: Francois? Are you done goofing around back here?
* Francois: Yeah, sorry.
* Sally: Did you find what you were looking for?
* Francois: Actually, I think I had it all along.
* Sally: Well, come on then. Eugene and I can't make out anymore with this smell. It's awful!
* Francois: Right, right.
* Sally leaves her old Salon.
* Francois: Anyway, the end. We'll fix it in post!
* Francois leaves the old Salon.
* **THE END**

## End Credits Scene

* In the executive office, Beverly Barker (aka Michelle) is in the office.
* Beverly: Cheating lousy loser people. I'll show them. This isn't over yet.
* Beverly gets what she deserves: a poison wine!
* Beverly: But by a long, long, LONG shot.
* After drinking the poison wine, Beverly falls down!
* And some time later, detectives Lily Parker and Victor Lane are investigating the scene.
* Lily gets the case of Beverly's cause of death: the poison wine. Victor is in the call.
* ***Special thanks to coffee. You are the light in the darkness of games development.***
* ***A very special Thanks to all our Sally's and Francois' Fans! You're the Best!***
* ***Thanks for playing Sally's Salon: Kiss & Make Up.***
* ***No animals were harmed during the production of this game.***