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Daniel Day-Lewis Acting School

## Episode Description

The run of incredible, exclusive interviews continue as the inimitable Daniel Day-Lewis stops by for a fireside chat with the David Frost of YKS, Jesse Farrar. (Frequent Co-Host Mike makes an appearance sometime later in the program.) What does Day-Lewis want to say to his millions of adoring fans? What's next for the famously reclusive generational talent? Did anyone get a fidget spinner stuck up their ass? For all that and more, listen and subscribe to Your Kickstarter Sucks: The Podcast!

And for even MORE, you're gonna want to go over to patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks for the absolute top-tier shit that you can't get anywhere else. Like, primo shit. It rocks.

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Seth Rogenbot

## Episode Description

Hmm hmm hmm. Time to post the show, la dee da. Oh hello there. I didn't see you come in. Would you like to listen to Episode 60 of Your Kickstarter Sucks with me? Wonderful. It is about bug scams. For more information on Jonah Hill's exact age, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. The ham there is always kept at the appropriate temperature. Music for YKS is courtesy of: Twitter's @lydiaburrell (https://howelldawdy.bandcamp.com/) Drew Toothpaste (theworstthingsforsale.com) and the unbelievable Mark Brendle.

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The 101st Episode

## Episode Description

It's the 100th episode of Your Kickstarter Sucks!!! Or is it?? For the exclusive guide to making sense of the YKS Expanded Suckiverse (and some episodes where we make our friends watch bad videos) check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Until we start getting ads for the military industrial complex or new snack cookies on here, it's the only way we can keep doing the show. So thanks!

Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. We couldn't have done 101 without ya.

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Gun Recess

## Episode Description

Episode 48. Just two more til we're done! On this week's show, Mike "Mikeman" Hale and Jesse Farrar aka "Two Kicks" are talking lookbook explainers, coffee time trials, phone phreakers, and whether there are any stores in Italy? Plus, a listener has a bone to pick with us over something other than our inflammatory comments on social media. Sorry about those, by the way.

For more types of cup, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks, where a bunch of bonus episodes are just sitting around with their thumb up their ass. And if you'd like a shirt, they're at shop.yourkickstartersucks.com. They're pretty good shirts, also.

Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of: @LydiaBurrell on Twitter, Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com) and the muscular Mark Brendle.

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## The Six Pack

1. ITSMYGLASS - colored and recognizable plastic glasses
2. Gentlemen's of Instagram: "a lookbook". Unite to end cancer.
3. Kicklock Saves Lives in School Shootings
4. Fuck Guns T-shirt
5. CARBON | The Ultimate Portable Self-Heating Mug
6. Candy Cane Cannon

## Other Segments

### That's Where You Come In

Chad writes: "If you were a sea creature, which would you be and why?" And asks if dolphin anus nipples factor into their answer. Mike and JF research dolphin nipples. JF answers dolphin. Mike answers great white shark.

Elon Musk Diahrrea asks: What would they ask Edward Snowden if he came on YKS? Mike and JF try to figure out who Edward Snowden is, and if he's good or bad.

Ned writes and says it's funny that DB tries to call back the people calling to threaten JF. He then asks whether the cord that JF's wife has been trying to get moved in her classroom was moved since JF talked about it in Episode 26. JF doesn't know.
Taco Shame

## Episode Description

The boys dive in to springtime with a HUGE Patreon announcement and the tip-toppiest cleaning projects on Kickstarter. I don't remember recording this one. I hope it is good. Oh, the blog is coming back, so check it out: www.yourkickstartersucks.com

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Clothes for Rats with Mike Pfeiffer

## Episode Description

Well gang, the boys are lookin' for a fight tonight and this time...they've got backup. That's right, on today's show Mike and Jesse are joined by Mike Pfeiffer to talk about standing in a circle around one small bean, The Hell Yeah Babies' new (Kickstarter-funded!) album, and play a thrilling new game called Queens of Rock.

Don't like hearing three people talk? Would rather hear just two people talk? Okay! Mike and Jesse also get back into the classic tandem flow to talk Pastor Dreams, Magilla Gorilla on Krokodil, and dog trades. You're not gonna wanna miss this dadgum thing so slap that hell yeah button and pork on your ear buds gang.

You can find The Hell Yeah Babies' new single "Grenadine Nosebleeds" everywhere you listen to music on December 8th. Check 'em out on Twitter: @hellyeahbabies.

For more Mr. Softee Content, kindly subscribe to the YKS Patreon at www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Our current offer includes bonus content in exchange for a modest fee.

Finally, music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com) and the singular Mark Brendle.

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The Mothman Diaries

## Episode Description

I'm not uploading this again. If it's not right this time, I quit the show. This is Episode 67. I hope to god.

Music for YKS is courtesy of: @LydiaBurrell, Drew Toothpaste, and that old serpent Mark Brendle. For more custom microwave tones, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. It's $5 a month -- probably less than you spend on ancient grains -- and you get hours and hours of podcasts that worked when I uploaded them the first time (with no mistakes whatsoever).

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Moaning Lisa

Folks, it's time to settle in with a nice hot mug of covfefe and listen to the Fabulous Boys of YKS Land tell you all about some of their favorite arts. On today's show, we've got the hot scoop on which POTUS had the biggest ass, the cover stories you should use if you're ever accused of submarine murder, an introduction to the Fred Deliciverse, and advice on how to deal with your normie friends. It's an all-new, full length, free range YKS Premium right here Patreon.

Thanks for being a subscriber!

The music for today's YKS Premium is courtesy of @LydiaBurrell. Thank you so much, Lydia Burrell.

Hear the show on Patreon.

### Recurring Segments

#### That's Where You Come In

Marshall writes in to ask what he should get at Culver's.

Marlon writes in to ask the guys to rank some of the all-time best weird twitter celebrities, Fred Delicious, Cool as Heck, Keet Potato, Mark Hoppus, and Bucky Isotope.

Amo Ophile (who Mike dubs Amy) writes in to ask Mike and JF how they think they'll die, whether they think everyone is connected, what kind of shoes they wear, and what they think of the United States.
Hellshrimpers TV

## Episode Description

Hey man, make like Justin Bieber and play the hits! On today's show we're joined by a very special guest: Mecha Don Cheadle. MDC tells us all about stomping around Neo-Nashville, battling his fiercest enemies from Planet Munch, and what a crazy year we've all had. Oh oh oh oh oh I've got the moves like Jim Carrey! Start the damn episode! None of that shit I said was real!

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Exec Producer PBostrom.

For more YKS, check out YKS Premium on Patreon. We got some great shit coming up this month: Sean and Hayes from Hollywood Handbook, our friend Tom from ChapoFYM, and I bet we will even have a third idea at some point. No ads, discounted merch and more, all over there at the thing I said before.

This episode of YKS is brought to you by Manscaped. Got Bush? Talking about pubes here, gang. Take that mons pubis behind the woodshed and go wild on it with the Lawnmower 3.0. You could pay 20% more and cover your own shipping if you want, but I wouldn't recommend it. Probably would make more sense to use promo code YKS at Manscaped.com, and keep that 20% + shipping money in the ol' back pocket there.

Also sponsoring today's show: NordVPN. Quite simply, you ain't gonna find a better Virtual Private Network anywhere on God's green earth. Go to Mars if you want, but don't come crying to me and NordVPN when it ain't any better up there neither. Meantime, use promo code YKS at https://nordvpn.com/yks for a mega discount on a 2 year deal.

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## The Six Pack

1. Reactance Theaters™
2. Season 1 of Shrimp Diva
3. Recipe Cutting Boards
4. JoGo™ - The Coffee Brewing Straw
5. WOKE? : The Hilariously Triggering & Personal Party Game
6. 911 Streaming, social justice for 911

## Other Segments

### YKS Piss Line

* Someone calls in to ask who would be on Mike & JF's Space Jam team.
* Someone calls in to say that he sometimes hears someone say JF and thinks it's Jeff. They go on to ask if JF thinks his name is Jeff.

### An Update on an Old Kickstarter

Mike & JF share an update on Dreams, Premonitions, Mysteries Of My Life Diary (Episode 160: Actually for Helping).

### That's Where You Come In

Tosh writes that he's considering running for mayor of his small town. They ask how they would abuse their power if they were mayor of a small college town.

## Additional Topics from the Show

* This is the final appearance of Lydia Burrell's "Your Kickstarter Sucks (Theme 7)" as the intro to the show.
* Mike and JF talk about Justin Bieber, and provide him some career advice.
Hello I'm Austin Powers

## Episode Description

Mike calls in from Parts Unknown to discuss seasoning paradigms, hat fashions, and cheese routines. JF imagines his future hole. And the Orange Man in the White House? Well, I guess he just keeps on tweetin!

Plus, hey cmon, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Lots of people are saying it's good to do it. And it makes you a good person as well.

Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle.

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Crimes Against Puns

## Episode Description

Operation Dumbo Drop is a 1995 American war comedy film directed by Simon Wincer that explores war, politics, and animal welfare. The storyline was conceived from a screenplay written by Gene Quintano and Jim Kouf based on a true story by United States Army Major Jim Morris. The film stars Danny Glover and Ray Liotta as Green Berets during the Vietnam War in 1968, who attempt to transport an elephant through jungle terrain to a local South Vietnamese village which in turn helps American forces monitor Viet Cong activity.

For more purloined movie synopses, visit Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks where you will find more hours of bonus content than you could possibly know what do with.

YKS: The Music is provided by The Hell Yeah Babies, Drew Toothpaste, and Mark Brendle.

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Pumpkin Spice Smart Pillows

## Episode Description

Bust out the meatballs and call the wife over, it's time once again for YKS. On this week's show, Episode Unknown, the boys are talking NastyCon 2017 results, whether piss and shit are friends, the top magnets of all time, and oh yeah...Starbucks Freakin coffee. Plus: is Austin the Portland of the South or the Brooklyn of the West?

Music for today's YKS is courtesy of:
The Hell Yeah Babies (www.hellyeahbabies.com)
Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com)
listener Christian Lopetz
and Mark Brendle

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That's My Grandma

## Episode Description

Buckle up for this one, gang, because it's time to yiff Lou Dobbs. On today's show, Mike and JF are talkin' night stalkin', pissing on your own self, and ripping off Salt Bae. So let's just get your John Hancock on this and you'll be outta here in no time!

Hey! Check out the boys' interview with screenwriter Evan Susser later this week at patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks for a very special edition of Real or Fake: Hollywood.

Music for YKS is courtesy of Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and our friend Mark Brendle.

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Don't Touch My Gems!

## Episode Description

Well if it isn't a brand-new season of YKS! Get your binge-listening done now folks, because you're not going to want to miss the event of the season. Which is this. Now, Season 3 is all about looking forward, but first we take a look back at what we left behind in 2017: dead water, Australia beefs, and the flying ladies of Star Wars. After that, it's all about Picasso sweatshirts, the rising costs of hose pipe, and all manner of sea scam. So smash that play button fam!

For more Mike The Bully and Space Jeff hijinks, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks.

Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of @LydiaBurrell, Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com), and Mark "The Ultimate Warrior" Brendle.

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Pet Bucket

## Episode Description

Bus People, Cathouse Appetizers, and Fat Guy Brass Knuckles; this episode's got it all. Thanks.

Music for YKS is courtesy of Drew Toothpaste, Lydia Burrell/Howell Dawdy, and the scrupulous Mark Brendle. For more of this stuff, since you love it so much, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. At least a couple hours of stuff on there features waify internet dipshit Stefan Heck. And if you like that guy, it might be fun for you to hear him talk some more. It's not just him, though.

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Dead in Alaska

## Episode Description

The boys finally stumble upon the mythological Smart Toaster, induct a new member into the Kickstarters That Don't Suck Club, and dive into politics with an academic discussion of the freaking Cheeto in Chief! Plus, your letters.

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The Rainbow Bridge

## Episode Description

On this week's ep, it's ALL about one thing: the subjects of the show. That's right, today we've got a new challenger to the incumbent Squeeze Louise, a new tooth scam going viral, a cardboard (???) trash can, and an update on Jesse's torn hibuscus. Plus, Mike finally reveals his troll score! And lemme tell ya, it's a big one. Music for YKS is courtesy of: Twitter's @LydiaBurrell, Drew Toothpaste (www.toothpastefordinner.com), and the ready-in-minutes Mark Brendle.

Check out the Patreon page too, if you want, and they probably won't even screw up the payments this time. Thank you www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks

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Fishy Flip

## Episode Description

The boys get real intimate in the bedroom and the bathroom before a rollicking edition of Real or Fake?! Plus, your letters and an announcement on our first big YKS contest. With Special Guest Matt Damon.

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The Great Belly Off

## Episode Description

Alright, which one of you jokers said it was Episode 66, and was it the same joker that uploaded just 27 minutes of the episode? Just come forward, no questions asked. We're not even mad, haha. For even more (fully uploaded, correctly numbered) YKS content, head on over to www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. It's communism if you like that kind of stuff, and also it's capitalism if you're one of those guys. So you really can't lose.

Music for YKS is provided by Lydia Burrell of Howell Dawdy fame, Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com), and the he thinks he's people Mark Brendle.

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Good Soap Kinds

## Episode Description

Spoilers for Avengers: Endgame follow.

Check out YKS Premium at www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks.

Music for YKS is provided by our friends Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle.

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Wet Hair Son

## Episode Description

Sometimes ya gotta just sit back and say, "Damn". And in this episode, you KNOW that's what's up. On today's show, you got Mike takin' his top off, tips and tricks on catfishin' your friends, oh yeah....and a smell helmet. Download it, much? Yeah, I thought so.

For more of the cool strains of Star Wars weed (Count Doob-u), check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. This week on YKS Premium, Mike and JF are joined by the wonderful Nick Ciarelli to talk about the comedy cult classic Vincey Masters.

Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle.

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This Is Not A Joke

## Episode Description

Hey guys! This week, the boys get excited about the return of Jeff Goldblum, learn about the economy, and debut The Dookie List on the free show. Go to Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks to support the show and get bonus episodes!

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Pasta Points

## Episode Description

In this, the ACTUAL 58th episode of YKS, Mike and JF are talkin' The Return of Heep, Bible Wars, and the perks of watchin' TV with your buddy's wife. Plus, the debut of the next hot Netflix show: Office TV. For more reviews of your favorite college posters, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Our latest episode, featuring historian and author Homer J. Simpson, has been widely praised by podcast fans and academics alike. Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of: Twitter's @lydiaburrell (howelldawdy.bandcamp.com) Drew Toothpaste (theworstthingsforsale.com) and the erstwhile Mark Brendle.

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The Stewart Rodcast

## Episode Description

The boys take a trip down memory lane to relive the show's best moments so far. If this laugh-a-minute clip show doesn't have you digging through the archives again, nothing will! Sponsored by Rent-A-Ass.

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The President's Bunghole

## Episode Description

You already know who it is!!!!!! Mike and Jesse are yammerin and stammerin all about who won the Big Gadget Hole Prize (it's Greg), why the homeless hate tech, whether or not brains have electricity, and so much more, but not too much more in a way that's annoying. Plus, we've got Mike's Big Game wrap-up and several angry voicemails from conservatives. Please enjoy the show. And if not, remember, this is the free one, so it's not even really supposed to be that good.

Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of @LydiaBurrell, Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com) and the one and only Mark Brendle. Special Thanks to Lyndon B Johnson and George Brett (RIP if they're dead)

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## The Six Pack

1. Duck Commander: The Experience
2. Claw 2.0 - The World's 2nd Smallest Multitool
3. Vitapods: Pod-Shaped Multivitamins (Canceled)
4. Let It Rip! - The Card Game
5. BrainMoji: Mood Sensing & Emoji Sharing System
6. SWITCH: To working on living with monthly CashFlow

## Other Segments

### Voicemails

**Opening Voicemail:** A collection of angry callers mad at JF for his tweet about holding conservatives' heads underwater.

### That's Where You Come In

Hunter writes that he's heading to basic training. Mike and JF advise him to take it cheesy.

Someone who hid their email and claims to be Micheal Hale writes to ask why JF's Twitter account is @BronzeHammer. JF notes that it's a play on The Beatles song "Maxwell's Silver Hammer."

Alfonso writes and asks how JF reconciles his love of rap music with themes that he may not agree with. JF says he doesn't try to.

DB also reads some text messages from conservatives angry at JF for his tweet.
Mike Hale

Michael Hale is the other co-host of the Your Kickstarter Sucks podcast. He has a background in IT and a fantastic work ethic, making him an invaluable member of any team. Thank you for your consideration.

## Michael "DB" Hale

### Aliases

"db," "dogboner," "dgbnr," "the goated player" "FaZe\_db"

## Other Podcast Appearances

* Hollywood Handbook - Jesse Farrar and Mike Hale, Our Your Kickstarter Sucks Friends (May 3, 2021)
* Howell Dawdy's Fast Track - Episode 1: Anybody Got A Nickel (Anybody Spare A Dime) (March 12, 2021)
* Blocked Party - Blocked Bag 8: Wellness Check w/ Michael Hale (Patreon Episode) (July 15, 2020)
* Truthpoint - Lockdown Vol III: Golf (Video) (April 1, 2020)
* Blocked Party - The After Party 9: BPxYKS2 (w/ Jesse Farrar and Michael Hale) (Patreon Episode) (February 19, 2020)
* Blocked Party - Spelling Aaliyah w/ Michael Hale (Patreon Episode) (December 11, 2019)
* Doughboys - The Ate-TL: Cook Out with Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale (October 31, 2019)
* Blocked Party - Word Up! 4: The Joey's World Tour Cameo (w/ Jesse Farrar and Michael Hale) (Patreon Episode) (September 25, 2019)
* Blocked Party - The After Party 5: An Exclusive with the Krassensteins (w/ Michael Hale) (Patreon Episode) (May 29, 2019)
* Blocked Party - The After Party 3: BPxYKS (Patreon Episode) (Feburary 13, 2019)
* Real Good Show - Real Good Sheldon - 4 - A Therapist, A Comic Book, and a Breakfast Sausage (with Jesse Farrar and Michael Hale) (Patreon Episode) (August 28, 2018)
* Real Good Show - 100 - Dumb Pilot (July 10, 2017)
* The Fogelnest Files - @dogboner (August 15, 2013)
Majacite

**Majacite** is a metal that burns the skin of maji and divîners while being harmless to kosidán.

## Description

Majacite not only burns maji and divîners, it neutralizes their powers. The monarchy uses majacite to capture, subdue, and torture captured maji. While it most often occurs in its solid form and is then made into chains, Queen Nehanda figures out how to turn majacite into a gas. This gas kills maji when they inhale it. It's also possible to inject liquid majacite into maji to torture, and if enough is injected, kill them.
Willful Rules, Crooked Past

## Episode Description

Spooky October kicks off with this little ditty you're REALLY gonna love. Mike and JF are talkin' discounted beers, they're talking Grenchell, they're talking offensive phone applications. What else is there? Hell, what else do you need? A plexiglass tray that folds out from your computer monitor so you can eat on it? Ok, fine!

Well if you do think of anything else, you can check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks and ask us and we will see if we can figure it out. Thank you to our friends Lydia Burrell and Mark Brendle for this week's music, as well. Thanks. Thank you. Goodbye

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WYKS The Eagle

## Episode Description

With over 60 years combined of going on the computer and posting on it and talking to their friends, Mike and JF are here to give you the absolute best lottery numbers possible (binary), the most incomplete wrap-up of the Krassenstein Reddit AMA possible, and the most hackable way to get packages delivered just outside your front door.

For more of these two schmucks getting together and shootin da shirt, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. And as long as they didn't break the website, a simple $5 contribution will unlock for your amusement hours upon hours of goofs, gags, and jokes.

Music for YKS is courtesy of Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and our friend Mark Brendle.

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Two Mad Blokes

## Episode Description

Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? For millennia, mankind has searched for answers to these universal questions. Today, on Episode 91 of YKS, that search continues.

On today's show: Gamer socks, breath bags, a Trump opinion website, free movie tickets, scented panties, and disposable pet food bowl covers.

For more of these two little freaks, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. This week on YKS Premium: Mike and JF recount their trip to a live taping of TBN's right-wing parody of a late night show: Huckabee Live!

Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle.

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Nâomi

**Nâomi** is a member of the Iyika and the Elder of the Tider Clan. She in a relationship with Khani.

## Personality

Nâomi commands attention. Her friends call her Nâo.

## Physical Description

Nâomi is beautiful with dark skin. She has a shaved head and three silver hoops run up her right ear. Her smile is mischievous. She has a wide-set nose and full lips. An ornate sleeve of tattoos covers her right arm.
Roundball Rock

## Episode Description

Wow! Episode 70! The number some people are saying is even funnier than the one before it. Incredible.Sure, on this episode, Mike and JF talk about Mike's old schoolboy days, draining the swump, and $150,000 audio systems in their friends' houses. But wow...70! Haha. The number of it. Dang.

For more Adventures of Josek and CH4RL13 the droik, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Over 50 references to contemporary Christian Rock await you! Music for YKS is courtesy of Drew Toothpaste, Lydia Burrell, and the smothered, covered, and capped Mark Brendle.

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Sunstone

The **sunstone** is one of the three artifacts that is needed to bring magic back to Orïsha. The other two artifacts are the scroll and a dagger made of bone.

## Description

The sunstone is about the size of a coconut and shines with a brilliant luster. Zélie, Tzain, and Amari win the sunstone in a competition in Ibeji. The nobles had been using the sunstone as a reward for the winners of a forced competition to the death. It would grant the winners eternal life. It shattered during the ritual to bring back magic. Its counterpart is the moonstone.
Sky Mother

**Sky Mother** is the supreme deity worshipped by the maji.

## Description

Sky Mother created the ten gods and goddesses, who then shared their powers with humans and created the first maji. She is the most powerful of the deities, and seen as the source of all life and magic.

According to Lekan, the world began with Sky Mother. She created two realms from the vast darkness: the earth and the heavens. She then created humans, her "children of blood and bone," to inhabit the earth. She then created gods and goddesses to inhabit the heavens. In order to connect her two worlds, Sky Mother shared her gifts with the gods, who then shared them with the humans to create the maji. This would create a link between Orïsha and the heavens.

As the maji population shrank, Sky Mother created the sêntaros to be guardians of Orïsha's connection to Sky Mother's spirit and the maji's connection with the gods. Sky Mother created the mamaláwo to be the leaders of the sêntaros.
Oya

Art by James C. Lewis

**Oya** is the patron goddess of the Ikú Clan, also know as the Reaper Clan.

## Description

Oya rules the domain of life and death. She wears lush red and purple clothing. Oya asked Sky Mother to give her a fragment of her soul and was rewarded with mastery over life. Oya realized that not all humans could handle the power of Sky Mother's gift and became selective when sharing her magic. Her brother gods and sister goddesses shared this realization and began to do the same.

Oya is very powerful and an intellectual. She is the Goddess of Rebirth, and sometimes described as the Guardian of the Cemetery. Oya's domain includes necromantic divination, the ancestors, and cemeteries. Her symbols are the black horsetail switch and the lightning bolt. Oya is the woman warrior of storms, winds, and hurricanes.
Mâzeli Adesanya

**Mâzeli Adesanya** was a young Reaper, about fifteen years old, who looked up to Zélie. He was a member of the Iyika.

## Personality

Mâzeli was full of determination. He was always laughing and positive.

## Physical Description

Mâzeli was tall with large ears that stood out from his head. He was gangly, had white hair, and bright, round eyes.

## History

Mâzeli was very skilled in raising spirits. All the Reapers in his family had the special skill of creating one giant animation out of many smaller spirits. He begged Zélie to take him as her Second when she joins the rebel group. He told her about the Iyika's attack on Lagos when magic returned.

Mâzeli died during a surprise attack by the monarchy on the Ile Ijosin sanctuary. Zélie connected their life forcers to try and save him. Mama Agba severs the connection, killing the severely injured Mâzeli. Mâzeli's last words to Zélie are to not be sad for him. But Zélie feels singularly responsible for his death and briefly considers leaving Orïsha to save others from suffering Mâzeli's fate.
Ojore

**Ojore** is Inan and Amari's adoptive cousin. He is an admiral in the monarchy's army.

## Personality

Ojore is bright and charismatic. He brings warmth and happiness into any room he enters. However, because of his past, Ojore hates all magic. Upon learning the truth about Queen Nehanda's involvement in his parents' deaths, his anger and hatred consumes him. Though he hates magic, he also believes that the tîtáns are acceptable, or at least bearable, because their magical abilities means that the monarchy will be able to kill the maji once and for all.

## Physical Description

Ojore is tall, lean, and handsome. Inan describes him as "looking like a portrait in his admiral's armor." Ojore has dark brown skin. Ojore is strong. He has burn scars along his neck. His voice is raspy. He has a beard growing along his jaw.

## History

Ojore has a dark and difficult past. When he was a child, Burners killed his parents when they attacked nobles. Ojore has burn scars on his neck from the attack. His hatred of magic comes from the death of his parents.

Ojore grew up with Inan and Amari. He was Inan's captain at the navel academy. He was like the brother he never had.

Even though Ojore doesn't understand Inan's feelings for Zélie or his desire to make peace with the maji, Ojore does his best to support Inan's wishes most of the time. However, Ojore is ultimately responsible for tipping off Queen Nehanda to the fact that Inan and Amari are going to meet near the Iyika's hideout. This results in the bloody battle that kills General Jokôye and Mâzeli.

In Ibadan, Ojore hears Nehanda admit that she's the one who incited the Burner's attack. Following this, Ojore's anger and hatred consumes him. Ojore reveals that he's a Welder tîtán, and a very skilled one at that. He attempts to kill Inan for his complicity in his parent's deaths, but Nehanda kills Ojore before he can finish the job. Ojore's transformation and death impresses upon Inan the necessity of dissolving the monarchy, which he believes is the real root of Orïsha's problems, not magic.

## References

1. ↑  *Children of Virtue and Vengeance*: page 79
Jimeta

**Jimeta** is a port city overrun by mercenaries and other lawless types.

## Description

Jimeta is outside the oppressive rule of the monarchy, but also dangerous because it is full of criminals. Jimeta is where Zélie must perform the ceremony to bring magic back.

The buildings are cramped and the city smells of burning wood, ash, brine, and seaweed. The town has winding streets with nooks and valleys set into sandstone cliffs. The homes are nestled within the towering bluffs. There are wooden lifts that transport people and goods up and down the cliffs. There are clusters of battered tents as people come to Jimeta trying to find passage to another country. They are camped on narrow dirt paths.

## References

1. ↑ *Children of Virtue and Vengeance*: pages 12-13
Ikú Clan

The **Ikú Clan**, or the **Reaper Clan**, are the maji of life and death. They are usually determined, courageous, and spiritual. Reapers have the power to access and manipulate the spirits of the dead or the energy of the living. They can understand the soul's needs and emotions. Having an intimate connection to the dead, they can bend souls to their will. Reapers can command animations made form earth and the souls of the dead, or just the souls in the form of shadows. This connection with the spirits of the dead allows them to weaponize their animations or shadows. Reapers can also help the dead move on to a peaceful afterlife. Reapers can save people from death, but they can also kill.

Members of the Reaper Clan gain their powers through their sister goddess Oya.

## Known Reapers:

* Zélie Adebola
* Mama
* Mâzeli
* Màri
* Bimpe
Scroll

**The scroll** was one of three artifacts used to restore magic by the Sêntaros.

## Description

The scroll also has the ability to awaken a divîner's magic. After witnessing her father murder her best friend, Binta, after forcing her to touch the scroll, Amari steals it. As she, Zélie, and Tzain travel across Orïsha, they offer the scroll to divîners so that they can awaken their magic.

The scroll is destroyed by Inan to prevent the return of magic. Zélie attempts to mend the broken scroll, but is unsuccessful. She uses her magic to call on her ancestors to forge a new connection with the gods since the scroll is no longer able to make that connection.
Imani

**Imani** is a member of Kenyon's agbön team. She is a current member of the Iyika, and serves as Second to her twin sister, Khani.

## Appearance

Imani has light brown freckled skin and white hair, like her twin sister.

## History

### Children of Blood and Bone

Imani and the other members of Kenyon's agbön team meet Tzain and Amari at the Gombe tóju. She agrees to touch the scroll to awaken her magic and is revealed to be a Cancer.

### Children of Virtue and Vengeance

When Zélie, Tzain, and Amari join the Iyika rebel group, they learn that Imani and Khani have both become members as well. Amari convinces Imani to join in on her plan to unleash illness on Ibadan. Amari plans to sacrifice the villagers in order to kill Queen Nehanda and Inan. Despite her involvement, Imani seemingly suffers no consequences of such a callous action.
Divîner

**Divîners** are maji who are still awaiting the use of their power.

## Description

All maji who are under thirteen are divîners and thus can't access their power. Because of this, King Saran spared them in the Raid. Divîners have luminous white hair and silvery eyes. After the Raid, divîners are kept in poverty and oppressed by the monarchy of Orïsha. They are often called maggot, a slur for magic, mainly used by the nobles.
Aféfé Clan

The **Aféfé Clan**, or the **Winder Clan**, are the maji of air. They are usually peaceful, optimistic, and fair. Winders have the power to manipulate wind in all its forms. They can control the air and change the course of the wind.

The Winder Clan gain their power through their sister goddess Ayao.

## Known Winders

* Jahi
* Jokôye
Moonstone

The **moonstone**, unlike its sister the sunstone, exists as power given to someone by the gods, not as an object.

## Description

The moonstone allows maji to connect their lifeforces, which gives them significantly more power, but at a steep price. It requires a blood sacrifice to the moonstone for the connection to be tenable long-term. The nature of connecting via the moonstone also means that if one connected person dies, all the other connected people do too.
Tîtán

**Tîtáns** are nobles and those in the military with maji ancestry who, upon the return of magic, discovered that they could use magic. Their raw abilities are quite strong.

## Description

Tîtáns differ from maji in that they are not bound by having to use incantations. Their magic is blood magic and so they can channel their magic without assistance. This does mean that tîtáns face danger as they use their magic, because having unchecked access makes it easy for them to lose control and hurt or kill themselves and others. Cênters are a type of tîtán. According to Roën's reports, after Zélie brings back magic, roughly one-eighth of the population has magic. Of those, about a third have the magic of tîtáns. They are marked by a white streak in their hair.

## Known Tîtáns

* Inan Olúborí
* Ojore
* Queen Nehada
* Amari Olúborí
* *Unamed Child*

## References

1. ↑ *Children of Virtue and Vengeance*: page 13
The Raid

**The Raid** was an event in which King Saran brutally murdered every divîner and maji over the age of thirteen.

## Description

The Raid occurred around eleven years before the beginning of *Children of Blood and Bone*. King Saran ordered the Raid in response to peace talks with the maji that failed when Burners murdered many noble families and the then-king, Saran's father.

Besides murdering the maji, King Saran outlawed the use the Yoruba language, increased the taxes on the maji to force them into poverty, and oppressed the maji and those who aid them.

It is revealed that Queen Nehanda incited the Burners' attack on the nobles. In this sense, she's responsible for the Raid itself.
Kramer Culpa

## Episode Description

Mike and Jesse are back in the saddle, and this time they're for real. Up on deck this week: the tasteful nihilism of the infamous Michael Richards' apology, the importance of a million dollar towel, and a spirited round of "Yes, Sandler".

Twitter: @yourkickstarter
email: yourkickstartersucks@gmail.com

With music by Big Al Beatz and the one and only Mark Brendle.

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Jokôye

**Jokôye** is the commander of the monarchy's army. She is also the oldest and most revered member of the royal council.

## Personality

Jokôye is formidable and commands respect. Despite being a tîtán, Jokôye despises magic and believes that the only way for her side to win is to brutally murder maji and squash the Iyika. Because of this, she finds Inan's attempts at peace and diplomacy infuriating, as she feels that there is no way for the maji to atone for their attack on Lagos that killed many nobles. She is respected, even by King Saran, for her honesty.

## Physical Description

Jokôye is petite with russet-brown skin. She wears brass spectacles. After magic returns to Orïsha, she has a white streak running down the center of her signature braid.

## History

Jokôye is a cênter and a Winder. She works with Queen Nehanda to recruit and train tîtáns. She dies during the attack on Ile Ijosin.
101 Dalmatian Street (comic book series)

***101 Dalmatian Street*** is an upcoming comic book series from the *Cinestrory Comics* series of graphic novels published by Joe Books that will be released on March 20, 2020. The first volume will be featuring three adaptions of episodes from the *101 Dalmatian Street* TV series. This is actually not the first time an episode of the series has adapted into a book though, their is a French book earlier on titled *L'Élection du Dalma-chef* witch is based on the episode *Power to the Puppies*.

## References

1. ↑ *101 Dalmatian Street* to get *CineStory Book*! on Walt Disney Animation News
Merry Kickmas Fam

## Episode Description

Ho ho ho! Merry Kickmas to all, and to all a good....show?!?! Wowee gang, it looks like the original elf on the shelf himself has shown up to drop a little audio present down your head chimney, as Mike and Jesse cuddle up by the fireplace to celebrate Christmas the only way they know how...with a belly full of hot cocoa and bigtime laughs! This week, Mike receives a special Kickmas song, Jesse wishes for a new scale that doesn't lie, and our old friend Kris Kringle joins us from the North Pole to talk about his new business venture and which famous sportswriters are going to hell.

For more reasons you gotta love peeing outdoors, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. You'll be treated to enough bonus episodes to get you through yet another painful family holiday experience.

Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of:
Drew Toothpaste (toothpastefordinner.com)
@joeClarkChicago
and the classic Mark Brendle.

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Baba

**Baba** is the father of Zélie Adebola and Tzain Adebola.

## Personality

After the Raid, during which his wife was violently murdered, Baba has become frail and forgetful. Still, he draws strength from the thought of Tzain and Zélie's mission. He believes fiercely in their ability to protect each other and carry out their mother's legacy. Mama Agba reveals that Baba was extremely honorable and self-sacrificing.

## Physical Description

Baba has brown eyes like Tzain's and black hair.

## History

Baba is murdered by King Saran and his guards, which catalyzes fighting and leads to Amari killing Saran. Inan tells Zélie that he genuinely did not mean for Baba to die.

Zélie and Tzain bury Baba at sea. Zélie adored Baba and takes his death very hard, especially since Baba only died because Inan betrayed Zélie. Because of his death, Zélie was able to reawaken her magic.

Mama Agba reveals to Zélie that soldiers attacked her and Baba who were leading survivors from the divîner settlement. Baba didn't want them to get hurt so he offered himself up to the guards in exchange for letting the others go unharmed. This explains to Zélie and Tzain how Baba ended up in Inan's grasp.
Xa'al

A portait done by Hadassa sometime before Xa'al's death, CE 526

**Xa'al** was the only King of the Falians, the First Fabian, husband of the human sorceress Hadassa, and the pivotal player in the schism between the Falians and Fabians in the early to mid Ninth Era. He is most often referred to as **King Xa'al**.

Xa'al was Su-ba'tai's nephew and among the most distinguished of his gish, serving in his youth in *Coryzon* and allegedly slaying an army of two hundred veteran warriors to a man. He delayed marriage until he was named successor to Su-ba'tai, and then struggled to reconcile the Falian tradition of wedding and bearing children with only a gith wife. His nickname **Tol Wei**, or "serves himself," was earned partially due to his bachelor lifestyle and glory-seeking behavior.

A few months after ascending to the role of Khan, Xa'al married Hadassa and named himself King rather than Khan, taking on the title more befitting to a ruler of the Old World. The ensuing escalation and violent conflicts culminated in the razing of R'getta and Falian loyalists breaking guest rights and killing him in his own palace in White Harbor.

His closest confidantes, including Antarch, described Xa'al as being at one time sophomoric and boorish, but leading up to his succession to Khan, retreated into his poetry and calligraphy. Xa'al's studies helped preserve many works of Goodfellow art and his patronage of non-Rosicrucian Ascani scholars contributed immensely to the peaceful transition of power from Falians to local lords.