Meta-Wah

Meta-Wah in his gleeok form

Short-Inspection852 (subordinate to)

Ice (greatest ally)

OriVgami (coworker), JRisverycool (business partner)

Ibraheem-Ahmed (business partner)

Sheikah Tech Science Subdivision (leader)

Genetic Science Subdivision (supervisor)

Science Division Factory Supervisor

Leader of the Duskriders

Yiga member

"Alright then. Change of plans. The lab could use a korok anatomy lesson accompanied with a dissection."

- u/Meta-nerd

Meta-Wah started out as a simple yiga scientist, creating the Yiga Slate 2.0 (link needed) to try to better the yiga's quality of life. However, it all changed when he won a user flair contest on r/Hyruletown, allowing him to shapeshift into a thunder gleeok at will after going to a yiga magic training session. Since then, he has ran the yiga science division with incredible efficiency, creating many weapons and products. He fought against the annoying dog (link needed) in the dog wars (link needed), then joined the Yahaharmy (link needed) to continue fighting the dog. He then founded YigaCola co. to fund the science division. After the leader of the Yahaharmy stole 3 billion bananas from the Yiga Clan, Meta left the Yahaharmy, seeing their leader, The Observr (link needed), to be a traitor. After fighting and prevailing against him, Meta gained PTSD from the battle, after realizing how incredibly stupid the reason for the fight was. During this time, he and Observr gained more of a rivalry. Meta helped start the toaster war (link needed) by reprogramming the sentient Bombrok toasters (link needed) to become unruly and begin attack the Observr. He then ended the toaster war by shooting the toaster king, Wilson (link needed), in the head. He then fought the Observr again at the start of the Observr War (link needed), and joined the reformed Yahaharmy (link needed). The last battle caused his PTSD to worsen.

Meta-Wah is incredibly loyal and devoted to the yiga clan, as seen when his spear of devotion (link needed) entered *hyperdeath form*. His intelligence is an incredible asset to the clan, but he tends to get cocky in battle, leading to his defeat.

## **PERSONALITY**

Meta is usually calm and collected when speaking to allies and customers. However, he has a tendency to lash out when talking about his traumatic experiences. When enraged, he has a tendency to swear, which is comically censored by lightning striking something behind him. He is often tired, as he is unable to sleep. This is becuase of nightmares originating from his encounters with the Observr. In battle, Meta creates elaborate strategies, but can be defeated when he is caught off guard. Even though he tries to keep up a humble image, his arrogance can be his downfall in battles. During his brief descent into madness after his second battle with Observr, Meta was deranged and sociopathic, almost killing all of Hyrule.

## **ABILITITIES/COMBAT INFO**

### In General

**- Esoteric Arts:** Having trained in the esoteric arts, he has the ability to use the earthwake technique and teleport.

**- Thunder:** In both forms, Meta is able to call down lightning to strike his foes. He can summon a thunderstorm at will, but when he is in a bad mood, the thunderstorm will be summoned whether he likes it or not. This has a tendency to unintentionally have thunder strike just as he swears, censoring it.

**- Revival**: He is revived every blood moon, but his daily consumption of Fantam Ganon (link needed) allows him to revive instantly every midnight.

**- Teleportation:** Meta can teleport like any yiga footsoldier in both forms. By teleporting to a travel medallion at the sturnida hot spring, Meta can bathe in its healing waters at any time and heal his wounds.

**- Mecha Pilot:** He has pilioted two kaiju-sized mechs of his own creation, K.I.T.C.H.E.N. (link needed) and H.O.U.S.E. (link needed).

**- Gleeok-Hylian Hybrid:** He has the ability to turn only certain parts of his body into gleeok parts. This gives him the ability to sprout wings for flight, turn his arm into a gleeok head to shoot electricity beams, and grow a tail for an unexpected sweep attack.

**- Gleeok Transformation:** After his magic training at Gerudo training post, Meta discovered his ability to transform into a thunder gleeok. He can transform from a Hylian into a gleeok by moving his hands in a circular motion. This will create a massive cloud of smoke and talismans, which will dissipate as a lightning bolt strikes down on Meta's position, revealing his new form. The smoke and lightning is completely unnecessary and Meta only does it for theatrics. To transform from a gleeok into a hylian, Meta simply needs to think about it. This means that Meta can be trapped in his hylian form if his hands are bound or immobilized, seen in his third battle with the Observr.

### Gleeok Form

**- Beam Attack:** In this form, he can execute all the attacks a thunder gleeok can do. This includes firing lightning beams capable of traveling a long distance, unleashing a volley of lightning balls that deal AOE damage, and calling down lightning strikes that leave behind updrafts.

**- Flight:** He can fly to great heights using his gleeok wings.

**- Resilient:** Being able to shapeshift into a gleeok, Meta has increased health and durability.

**- Electric Resistance:** In his thunder gleeok form, he is resistant to electricity.

**- Teleportation:** He is able to teleport short distances like a yiga footsoldier, but as a gleeok.

**- Earthwake:** With control over wind and earth, Meta is able to create much larger rock spikes using this technique in his gleeok form. He often uses this as a shield when grounded. He can also use his superior control of wind to deflect arrows with a flap of his wings and summon a small tornado.

**- Craniomancy:** After purchasing a relic named the *harness of heads* from Ibraheem-Ahmed (link needed), he is said to have gained the ability to use the harness to harness the ancient gleeok technique of craniomancy, the magical ability of controlling a dismembered head after decapitation. However, he has yet to use this ability.

**- Heightened Intelligence:** He is much smarter than a regular gleeok, as he retains his Hylian intelligence.

**- Weakness to Muddle Buds:** Even though hylians are immune to muddle buds, gleeoks are not. Meta can be confused with muddlebuds or muddlebud extract, causing his heads to fight one another. When muddled, his intelligence regresses to that of an actual gleeok. The effects inflicted in gleeok form slowly wear off if he managed to transform into Hylian form.

**- Weakness to Purifying Elixir (link needed):** Purifying elixir reverts a transformed individual back into a Hylian, it comes with many debilitating side effects. So naturally, when applied to Meta-Wah in his gleeok form, he will transform back into a Hylian, severely weakened and incapacitated.

**- Heightened Metabolism:** In his gleeok form, his metabolism is heightened. He will have cravings for meat as his gleeok transformation is a complete genetical change. This is why his default form is Hylian.

### Hylian/Sheikah Form

**- Lightning Weaponry:** He is able to infuse his weapons with elctric properties, as if thunder gleeok horns have been fused to his swords and arrows.

**- Yiga Slate (link needed):** He can utilise a variety of runes from his yiga slate (link needed) to aid him in combat. These include summoning inpenetrable blue barriers, summoning giant spiked balls, telekinesis and teleporting objects, summoning earthquakes and tornadoes, as well as all the runes on the sheikah slate in breath of the wild. He can use his yiga slate to instantly scan objects, finding their anatomy and design. He can also use it to access all yiga schematics and create them using bananas, even being able to create new schematics without outside resources, simply by using an app. He can also use it to create shadow clones of himself.

**- Resilience:** His ancient sheikah armor provides heightened defence, as well as being able to project an energy shield to block oncoming attacks.

**- Combat Prowess:** Having trained between his fights with observr, he has any skills the average yiga should have.

**- Horseback Combat Prowess:** As leader of the Duskriders, Meta excels at horseback combat. He can summon his horse, Blackmane, anytime using his yiga horse armor (link needed). He can also summon the Yiga Master Cycle (link needed) to aid him in combat when neccesary.

**- Large Arsenal:** He keeps one of every weapon he has made. This includes yiga versions of all ancient and guardian weapons, his spear of devotion, and even a bananamancy staff. He also carries a windcleaver(link needed) and a glock, which he used to shoot Wilson, the toaster king (link needed), who was possessing Jinkhs.

**- Teleportation:** He is able to teleport short distances like a yiga footsoldier. He can also teleport long distances using his Yiga Slate.

**- Earthwake:** He use the earthwake technique, like a yiga blademaster.

## **AFFILIATION**

**- Science division (link needed):** He is the second in command of the science division (link needed), and its unofficial recruitment officer. He often is seen creating new inventions and running unethical experiments on enemies of the clan.

* *Sheikah Technology Subdivision (link needed):* Meta is the leader of the sheikah tech subdivision of the science division. He is the lead scientist in its Yiga Slate program.
* *Genetics Subdivision (link needed):* Meta, as 2nd in command of the science division, has to supervise the genetics subdivision. He once worked with them to create a failed loftwing (link needed) from a forest ostritch. He has also worked with them to create sunny bananas (link needed).

**- YigaCola co.:** Meta is CEO, founder, and owner of YigaCola co.. He uses it to fund the science division and aims to one day use it to "destroy Hyrule with capitalism".

**-Duskriders (link needed):** At first, Meta was the creator and weapons supplier of the duskriders, and appointed four people to be the Duskrider Captains, one of them being The Observr. When he and Observr fell out, Meta fired him from his position and took his place as a duskrider captain.

**- Yiga Clan:** Meta is a faithful member of the yiga clan.

## **INVENTIONS AND CREATIONS**

- Yiga Slate 2.0 (link needed)

- Final Moonlight (link needed)

- Gleaming Maw (link needed)

- Kohga Cola

- Mountain 'Duga (link needed)

- Fantam Ganon (link needed)

- Eightfold up (link needed)

- Pepseized (link needed)

- Chu Chu Lemon

- Crush

- Loftstrich (link needed)

- Lunar Spear (link needed)

- Spear of Devotion (link needed)

- Staff of Devotion (link needed)

- Yiga Horse Armor (link needed)

- Yiga Master Cycle (link needed)

- Yiga-branded Guardian and Ancient Weapons (link needed)

- Yiga-branded Ancient Armor (link needed)

- Sunny Bananas (link needed)

- Yiga Anti-Fungal Spray

- Yiga Ovens (link needed)

- Yiga Fridges (link needed)

- K.I.T.C.H.E.N. (link needed)

- H.O.U.S.E. (link needed)