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## Biography

### Early Life

Amara grew up near the Illinois border and came from a very religious family. She claims to have been a tomboy growing up and graduated from grade school a year early. Her academic years included plenty of time in acrobatics competitions and as a cheerleader along the sidelines of men’s sporting events. She moved close to Chicago around the time she turned 18 and started working at a pub called The Tilted Kilt which competes with Hooters.She then managed to get into porn and had a very successful carreer from 2016-2017.She then retired from porn and started an Onlyfans.

### Arrival in Simp Land

One day she was just minding her own business and then suddenly she was teleported to The Island.When she arrived there she had no clue as to what to do, so she just wandered around.She was amazed at the fact that there were living, breathing dinosaurs on the Island.She spotted a figure in the distance and ran over.She found her friend, Riley Reid, and asked her what the hell she was doing there.Riley replied with "I have no clue".The two of them then wandered around a bit more until they came across Belle Delphine, who also had been teleported there for no reason.The three of them decided to stick together.They looked around and eventually found the swamps, which were full of simps, and other stupid idiots.The simps started chasing the girls, and eventually they managed to outrun them.They then stumbled across a Sarco, which froze in place at the sight of them.They also stood still in place, scared to death.The Sarco then morphed into a human, and started speaking in English.He introduced himself as Crocodile Dundee, and asked the 3 of them what the hell they were doing in such a dangerous place.They told him that they had just been teleported there for no reason.Crocodile Dundee then told them about Cocky, and how he had been teleported there by him almost 40 years back, and that it had all been part of an experiment.After he was done experimenting on him, he left him there to die, but then Dundee managed to survive hidden for 40 years on his own.Belle then mentioned how she was dating Cocky, and Dundee got mad and took out his knife and threatened her.He asked what Cocky was planning, to which she responded that she didn't know anything.He was skeptical at first, but then realized she was telling the truth because she had been teleported there with no explanation.Lana then asked him how he had managed to survive for so long with such dangerous animals running around, and he explained to them that he had done the smartest thing:hiding in plain sight.When he was abandoned by Cocky, he came across a Sarco, whom he wrestled and took some scales from.He then went to one of the three obelisks around the island, and traded the scales for what looked like a weird type of juice.When he drank it he gained the ability to turn into a Sarco, and to also understand their language.He told the girls that if they wanted to survive, they had to do the same and try to blend in by turning into dinosaurs.They thanked Crocodile Dundee and started to leave, but then Riley suggested to the others that they pay him back for his help.Lana and Belle didn't know how to pay him back, but Riley had an idea and went up to him, asking him if he wanted to have sex with her.He accepted and they went to bang behind a tree.After they were done, they set out to find Sarcos to steal scales from, but kept getting chased by them, so they gave up.They got out of the swamps and looked around for other dinos, when they eventually came across a gigantic Titanosaurus.They were amazed at the size of it, and they just stood there admiring it.Belle had an idea, and climbed up a tree.Then she jumped onto the dinosaurs back, and managed to get a piece of skin off its back.Since it was so massive it didn't even notice.Belle got down and then the three of them ran to the obelisk, where she traded the piece of skin for some weird juice.She drank it and then gained the ability to turn into the massive Titanosaurus, and to understand what the dinosaurs were saying.She then promised Riley and Lana that she would be back with their own pieces of dino skin, and so she set off to find some.She came back with some skin from a Spinosaurus, and the feathers from a mythical Griffin.She traded both for juice, and gave Riley the Griffin juice and Lana the Spino one.They drank it and gained the ability to turn into a Griffin and a Spinosaurus respectively.They agreed to stay in their dino forms and to only turn back to human when absolutely necessary.They went back to the swamp, and they staretd killing simps.Then Belle forced them to either surrender to her, or to be killed.This is how the Simp Army was created.She rallied hundreds of them, and then told them to go conquer the Island for her.They did so in about 5 days, and so Belle declared herself the Queen Of Simp Land, and made Riley and Lana her most trusted advisors, as well as making Riley SImp Land's number 1 porn star, and Lana Simp Land's number 2 Only Fans model, with Belle herself being first.

### Serving The Queen

During the first days, they didn't really do much except clean up the mess they had made conquering the Island.Belle eventually got bored of it and instead ordered Riley and Lana to get to work making adult content.They complied and for the next few days all they did was make porn and Only Fans nude pictures and videos.This is how they kept the simps loyal.After about 3 days, General Kilgore and Lieutenant Carter arrived in Simp Land.General was made a knight of the Queen,while Lieutenant was deemed too mentally unstable and gay to be a knight.Lana and Riley were initially not interested in both of them due to them always fucking around and saying stupid shit, and they became even more hateful of Lieutenant when one day he was stoned out of his mind and came up to Lana and tried to rape her.General saw this and intervened.Lieutenant was put on trial and sentenced to jail time.The trial was attended by many people, and General himself testified against Lieutenant as a witness.After the trial Lana thanked General for his kind actions, and then went back to making Only Fans content.

### Relationship with General

Some days later, Lana was drunk after partying, and when Jim Carrey showed up and started flirting with her, they went somewhere quiet to fuck.Due to them being stoned and drunk however, they fucked in dino form, and made Lana have Spino Eggs.The next morning, she woke up and she had about 3 eggs next to her.She got her shit together and went to Jim Carrey and got angry at him for not pulling out, but he didn't care and just ignored her.She then went to the Queen for advice, who told her to go to Giga Canyon to raise the babies.Lana then told the queen how she had no prior experience of raising babies, to which the queen responded "maybe you shouldn't have gotten so drunk then".Lana started walking to Giga Canyon with the 3 eggs, but on the way she saw General, who was setting up the Dundee Love Hotel.He saw her and asked her what the eggs were about, and then she told him what had happened at the party.He felt bad that she had been taken advantage of, so he volunteered to help her raise the dinos.He also offered her a ride on his hover skiff, which she gladly accepted.They travelled to Giga Canyon, and once there they started preparing to hatch the eggs.They hatched and out came Brad Pitt, Gabbie Carter, and Chessie Rae.General and Lana took care of them and raised them, and Lana realized that General wasn't such a moron as she had made him out to be at first.She realized he actually had a heart and was a good person.She asked him why he acted so stupidly and why he always drank, and so he told her the story of how after his wife had been killed he had gone downhill.She sympathized with him, because in her younger years she also didn't have anyone who actually loved her, and she used to do drugs and drink a lot.She was also mistreated in the porn industry, which is why she quit.General realized him and Lana were very much alike, and so they became friends that day.They started hanging out and exploring the island a lot, bringing Riley along most of the time.After about 3 weeks, Lana was starting to fall for General, and so when they were all alone, she confessed her love to him.He also told her that he loved her, and so they kissed passionately.They went back to the base and had sex the whole night.They started dating and they were both seen together regularly.

### The Queen's Death and Resurrection

Some weeks later, the Gay Old Man arrived on the island and started fucking things up, like killing simps, annoying Lieutenant and General, and just being an all around dickhead.He didn't bother the girls though, since he was gay.He however killed the queen, and that was the day that it all started falling apart.General banished the old man and killed him, stripping him of his powers.The funeral was held, and afterwards no one had no idea of what to do.Cocky however, had other plans, and so he used his powers to revive Belle Delphine.She came back different however, seeming more cold and meaner than before.She wrote a constitution with strict rules, and if anyone broke them they would be sentenced to jail time or even executed.She also started being meaner to her most trusted people including Lana.She started forcing her to shoot twice as much only fans content, which consumed her schedule and made it very difficult to see General.One day Lana took the day off without the queen's permission, and when she came back to the court, the queen got mad and yelled at her.She even threatened with ending General's relationship with her by sending him somewhere remote.Lana agreed to keep doing Only Fans.It started to take a toll on her though, and she started getting depressed and even thought of killing herself.But then General managed to get a hold of her and told her that him and Riley were gonna go live in an isolated location so that the queen didn't bother them anymore.He told her to come with them, and so she waited until night time to sneak out.The queen's simps were on guard though, and they spotted her trying to leave.They brought her to the queen and the queen got pissed off and yelled at her.She punished Lana by forcing her to do a BBC gangbang for her onlyfans.After that, she was thrown in the jail naked, where she was almost raped by Horse Urethra.General however, had been looking for her all over the place and finally found her in the jail.He fought Horse Urethra and won, and went to rescue Lana.They got out of the jail and travelled to General's cottage.

### TIme in hiding

When they first got to the cottage, Lana was still kind of traumatized by the gangbang, so General tried to cheer her up by going exploring with her and bringing her along on material runs.It worked, and soon Lana was acting normally again.They stayed in the cottage for about 2 more months, and during their time there Lana, General and Riley grew even closer together.She even considered asking him to marry her, but then thought about the queen and that she would complicate things, so she held back from saying it.General came up with a plan to overthrow Belle Delphine with the help of Lieutenant and even the Old Man.They set the plan in motion and after throwing Belle in jail, The kingdom of simp land was freed from thetyranny of Belle Delphine.Since there was no ruler, General crowned Lana and Riley both queens of Simp Land.Their first order of business was to fuck the old man over by destroying his base and taking all of his cryopods, and hiding them.The old man eventually got bored of Simp Land and moved onto another realm (thankfully).After that Riley decided that she didn't wanna be the queen, so she gave up the throne and Lana became the sole Queen Of Simp Land.

### Moving to Valguero

General suggested to her and Riley that they go and visit different realms, and they agreed and went with him.First they travelled to Realm E-11, which the old man owned.Since he wasnt there they could do whatever they wanted, but they were just passing through to get to Crystal Isles, which was their final destination.While in Realm E-11 they didn't really do much, except sometimes accompany General to the Winter Dome when he went there.After wrapping up there, they travelled to Valguero next.They were all impressed at the sheer number of wild dinosaurs there, with twice as many being found there as on the Island.They also liked the several different regions, such as the White Cliffs, and the Redwood Forest.They decided to build their main base in the cliffs.Their original plan was to just stay in Valguero for a few days and then travel to Crystal Isles.General went there and returned with bad news.The entire realm was deserted, with only a handful of dinos still there.They then decided to stay in Valguero.During their time there they did a lot of things like building some getaway cottages, and also helping General raise more baby dinos.Since General had now semi-retired, he could spend more time with the girls and not have to worry about other bullshit.They went exploring, went on taming trips, or just spent entire days in bed having sex.After a few weeks, Lana finally gathered the courage to ask General to marry her.She went to Riley and asked her if she also wanted to marry him, and she said yes.They both went to General and both asked him to marry them.General told them that he had also planned to tell them later that day, so he said yes.A few days later, the wedding was held in The White Cliffs.It was attended by many people including Crocodile Dundee, Mrs Dundee, Lana's Parents, and a bunch of other dinos.They didn't have any place in mind for their honeymoon, so they just stayed in one of the many cottages General had built.General then thought of what would happen when Lana and Riley died and he would still be living due to Cocky's bodily fluids in his system.He then had the idea of luring Cocky there so that he could take some of his blood and give it to Lana and Riley.He lured Cocky there by making Riley tell him that Belle was there and that she wanted to speak to Cocky personally.Cocky showed up, and was knocked out by General, who then took some of his blood and gave it to Riley and Lana, making them unable to age and able to revive if killed.After that, they went and dumped Cocky in the Ice Wyvern nest, and he woke up just as he was dropped there.He started swearing at General and cursing him for luring him there, when suddenly he was snatched by an Ice Wyvern and carried away screaming.General and the girls headed back to their house in the White Cliffs.

### Marriage to General Kilgore

After a few days, she suddenly stopped posting to her OnlyFans.Just like General and Riley, she mysteriously dissapeared and has not been heard from or seen since.The rumors are that her and General are planning to have kids, which has not been confirmed.There have been reported sightings of her, Riley and General in Los Santos.Some people claim that they have seen them driving around in a beaten up convertible, and sometimes other cars, around the streets of Los Santos.These testimonies are also sketchy and unconfirmed.In mid-April 2021, General unknowingly got her pregnant.A few days later she went to a psychic who told her that either her or one of her friends was pregnant.She immediately went home and got a pregnancy test, and indeed she was pregnant.She decided to wait to tell General, so it would be a suprise.She intended to tell him the next week, but they got so busy that she didn't have the chance to.

### Helping in the war

After a few months of living peacefully in Valguero, General was called to Comod to help fight the war, thus ending his retirement.He initially was going to go alone, but Lana and Riley insisted that they wanted to go with him.He told them that it was dangerous and that they could get hurt, but then they reminded him of how they had Cocky's blood, and also how they could shapeshift so they could actually fight.General then accepted and thus they went with him.

### Heading Back to Valguero

After the Battle of Little Valley, Lana, Riley and General went back to Valguero.They went back to their normal way of life, until about 2 weeks later when Lana saw on the news that Hope County was yet again being terrorized by hillbillies.She went to General Kilgore and asked him if he could go there to deal with the problem.He told her that the army would take care of it, but then she reminded him of how they were busy in Comod.He asked her why the hell she even cared about helping the people in Hope County, and she said that she just wanted to be good and care for other people.He accepted to go and thus left her and Riley in charge of taking care of the other dinos.He came back about 2 weeks later, and they had a big party to celebrate him coming home.They got really drunk and had a lot of sex.For the next few weeks not really much happened.One day Lana was somewhere in Comod taking care of some business and she was kidnapped by the Gold Digger. After being held hostage and humiliated by Sydney, she was resued by General and some other guys from TF 45 and the 6387th Division.A few weeks later, General devised a plan to kill the Old Man, and Lana and Riley both agreed to it because they also hated the old man.He surprised them however, by trying to launch an invasion of Simp Land.They partially suceeded, and managed to break Belle Delphine out of prison and the old man took her with him.A lot of simps and men from the 6387th division were killed, but they eventually pushed back the old fuckers forces and drove them out of the island.The next few days they fortified the island with more troops and artillery units, and prepared for the plan to assassinate Slim Shady.The plan ended up not happening because the Old Man was too scared to show up, so General killed Belle Delphine with Slim's gun and framed him for it.Cocky heard of Belle's death and thus killed the old man, forever silencing him.

### Endgame

During Endgame’s events, Lana was just in Comod relaxing, when she heard news of Valguero’s destruction, and that General Kilgore had been injured.She went to the bunker to see him, and when he recovered he decided to go on a mission to recapture simp land from the Hillbillies.Lana begged General to go, so he grudgingly accepted and let her accompany him and his men.After an encounter that resulted in many casualties, they recaptured Simp Land and then got news that Gold Digger was hiding in a casino in Valkrieg, so they headed there next.Little did they know it was an ambush, and all of the group except General, Lieutenant Carter and her were killed.Right as they were about to be extracted, an RPG struck them, breaking Lana’s legs and injuring Carter.The federation were closing in on them, so General was forced to make a choice, and so he chose to save Lana and let Carter die at the hands of the hillbillies.He did this thinking he would just revive due to Cocky’s blood.When they got back to base, she was put in a hospital bed to recover, and meanwhile General found out that Cocky the alien had died.This meant that everyone who had been made immortal due to his blood was now normal again.At this realization, Kilgore broke down and nearly killed Alex Ramirez, but was subdued and then went on a massive drinking spree and passed out.Lana cried realizing that Riley was dead and would no longer come back.Some time later General came to her room after being hospitalized due to his intoxication.There she revealed to him that she was pregnant with his child, a girl.At first they were happy, but then Kilgore remembered Riley wouldn’t be around with them and so he stormed off.This made Lana even sadder, and she broke down crying again.She spent 2 more weeks in the hospital, and then she was discharged and cleared to go home.She went to Comod first expecting to find General there, but some months passed and he wasn’t seen anywhere.When she tried to call him, he just told her to leave him alone for her and their daughter’s good.Lana kept trying however, and went to Mark Johnson to ask him to go to General and convince him to go back with her to simp land, where they could relax for a bit.Mark succeeded, and General came back.