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Smol Peridot

Smol Peridot is Peridot, but smol. She has no limb enhancers. She is very childish, and rarely walks, instead she crawls. Though she seems to be cute, adorable even, she hates being called such. She was debuted in Catch & Release, but this was foreshadowed in Release & Catch.

## Appearance

The smol gem looks simular to tall Peridot, but lacks in limb enhancers.

## Trividoodles

* Seems to talk more about Homeworld.
* Can sit or piggyback ride on LaPizza Lazuli better.
* OBVIOUSLY, is smol.
* Is ADORBABLE.
* Is secretly stronger than all diamonds combined due to her cuteness.
Good Taste

"**Good Taste** is what this wiki will never have."

Good Taste is defined by Rasputin as "Чувство ненависти к истинной человечества и также принадлежность Темного Властелина сатаны", or, "The reason we don't have friends and our families left us and also it's why God is dad and Black Jesus wants me dead and Muhammed even says I'm so stupid I should fart my brains out also I'm gonna eat my foot now."These were his last words as the Russian guards shot him with their AKs and RPG-7's and noob tubes and throwing knives and also used a turtle head bomb.

-Pretty much all Peridot or MLG haters.
Matt Burnett

"Garnet is not a fusion" -Matt Burnett

He is the Lord of the troll people. He is a sadistic liar too.

Matt was born in New Orleans in 1981 from father Hannibal "Tough As Nails" Burnett and his wife who no one cares about. He attended the Cajun University in the French Quarter alongside the evil voodoo wizard from "America Has No Princesses And Also a Frog" and a fake coke dealer named Lil' Dukee of Hazzard. They had many mystical adventures, including saving the land from an evil corporate sellout from the South Side who wanted to level their old neighborhood for big bucks, and helping a really fat guy get his confidence to ask out his sister on a date.
One day, when Matt's father died of mysterious circumstances involving a bullet to the head and life insurance, Matt trekked to New York and befriended Ben Levin, and they made a mediocre anime about Solid Snake and hitting your friend in the dick with plastic swords. Eventually, when they realized no one gave a shit about arguments about Lawful Evil paladins, they moved on to Sugarwoman's show about gay people and their adventures in the spirit world. But that tanked, so they just made Steven Universe.

## Trivia

* Matt Burnett actually is an avatar of the Daedric Prince Sanguine, Lord of hedonism and debauchery.

* He claims to respect all fan theories, ships and OCs, but insulted me 8 years ago when I commented on his and Ben Levin web cartoon, Ronin Dojo Community College DX 9001 or whatever. He said that I was being a bully to a Rugrats fan for being 4.

* I hate Matt Burnett.

* Why u do dis Matt?
* Why u gotta be so rude, dont u nou im gem 2?

* He and Ian Jones-Quartey are fall in love with each other. It made up a very warm and tragic love story.

* This is mostly tragic.

* Matt Burnett hates women and trans people. It's true, and you can't prove it isn't.

* Matt Burnett is black. He pretends to be white because Ian Jones-Quartey said he was the HNIC in this bitch.
* I fap to Matt's profile picture because it is so hot.
* this is the most editusd page of all time
* he is the leader of troll people
* he is tony the talking clock's boss
Dopp

Dopp was a four-legged droid
found in the Nokkian Metropolis on Anok. It was equipped with a solid-matter
holographic projector able to mimic anything it sees or any data uploaded to
it. It had the capability to function as a multi-species interface device when
loaded with the right species data.

Dopp
spotted and followed Enri Riatu and his group of travelers when they came into
the Nokkian metropolis, and afterwards protected them on more than one
occasion.
Doritos

**Doritos** are Peridot's alter ego. Debuted in the episode, "The Snack Addiction".

## Trivia

* Peridot refuses to eat them as she considers it cannibalism.
* Mexican guacamole doritos
* Doritos are actually made from the corpses of tainted Ugandan children. This is why no one likes them.
* They are Peridot's bros and sisses
Artemis

Artemis
was an alias created by Fenna Caae in the early 2100’s. She was known as a
legendary assassin for whom no job was too big, given that she agreed with her
clients’ motives. The implication stood that anyone who set her up or lied to
her would be found and killed on the spot. The validity of this claim was never
proven, as more tales and rumors circulated about her than verifiable truth.

Artemis saw
herself as the nemesis of the thief Apollo, who goaded her with his enigmatic
heists.
Eleanor Calvert-Hill

"Listen bitch, I am so over this miss innocence scam you're running and we are not leaving until you come clean about how you knew that combination and why the signal got blocked. What are you a safe cracker? A magicians assistant? Because when we got here the locker was locked and then presto-chango you opened it right up." —Norrie telling Melanie to tell her how she opened the locker.

Eleanor Calvert-Hill, better known as Norrie is a main character in CBS' Under the Garage. She is the daughter of Alice Calvert and Carolyn Hill. She lived in Los Angeles, California and was on her way to a behavioral rehabilitation camp when the Garage appeared and trapped her and her family in Chester's Mill. She is one of the new four hands.

## Before The Garage

Norrie is the biological daughter of Alice Calvert and Michael Calvert. Later Alice married Carolyn Hill, with whom she raised Norrie in Los Angeles. As Norrie grew up, Alice and Carolyn lied to her, claiming that her father was an anonymous donor, and that there was no way to contact him.

16 year old, Norrie had behavioral issues and as a result her parents were driving her to a reformatory summer camp for girls called "Second Horizons" to help manage her aggressive outbursts. Carolyn said that Norrie sent naked pictures to some boys and knocked out a girl's teeth, both of which Norrie claimed were accidents. On the day the Garage Came Garage her mother drove her there

## Appearances

Season 1 appearances

"Pilot"

"The Fire"

"Manhunt"

"Outbreak"

"Blue on Blue"

"The Endless Thirst"

"Imperfect Circles"

"Thicker Than Water"

"The Fourth Hand"

"Let the Games Begin"

"Speak of the Devil"

"Exigent Circumstances"

"Curtains"

Season 2 appearances

"Heads Will Roll"

"Infestation"

"Force Majeure"

"Revelation"

"Reconciliation"

"In the Dark"

"Going Home"

"Awakening"

"The Red Door"

"The Fall"

"Black Ice"

"Turn"

"Go Now"

Season 3 appearances

"Move On" "But I'm Not"

"Redux"

"The Kinship"

"Alaska"

"Caged"

"Ejecta"

"Breaking Point"

"Plan B"

"Legacy"

"Love is a Battlefield"

"Incandescence"

"The Enemy Within"

## Trivia

◾In the novel, Norrie is a resident of Chester's Mill and has two heterosexual parents.

◾Norrie is one of the 6 characters to appear in all 39 episodes.
The Steven

A small Earth creature and member of the Crystal Clods. He holds things using touch stuffs. Is he a gem? We don't know. Is he a human? Yes. He seems to have taken the place of Rose Quartz. Is he Rose Quartz? No.

## Trivia

* Steven has bronchitis, which killed Kiki. He contracted it through a heroin needle, which he was pressured by Lars into injecting. He also has HIV, also from a needle.
* According to Leviticus 9:11, Rose Quartz named Christ Steven after she turned him into a pair of golden pantaloons. This might be where his name comes from, but Matt Burnett denied this, saying, "Steven's named after my arsonist father who beat me as a little'un. He is buried in the swamps of New Orleans, and we plan to have a scene later where Steven gets slaughtered by a Ugandan firing squad. It'll give us the edge we need to compete with season 2 of The Walking Dead."
* Steven will have a controversial scene with Connie in season 6 where he and Connie starts feeling sexual tension. This will be to comment on the hopes and dreams of a child under the influence while experience euphoria, or some shit, I don't know.
* He is allergic to pollen. Ha. Pussy.
LaPizza Lazuli

Lapis is Peridot's Waifu and often serves pizza. She is so in love with pizza so she legally changed her first name to have pizza in it.She is very hot and sexy.

## Trivia

* She is also known as "Blue Gatorade" and less popularly "Lapis Lazuli".
* She once got sent a delivery addressed to "Lapis Lasagna", who was her grandmother's brother's cousin's son's dog's owner's sister-in-law's neighbor's snake's mouse's cousin it's grandfather.
* She is also known as "Bob".
* But she prefers the name Lazuli.
Peridot

Peridot (AKA Bae, AKA Green Dorito, AKA Rap God) is the greatest character in Steven Universe. She is known for creating very complex and intelligent plans that are often (through sheer luck with absolutely no skill involved) foiled by The Crystal Clods. Her main objective is to help

the Garbage Planet.

## Appearance (not stolen from anywhere at all)

Peridot has lime-green skin, and eyes tinted green by a light-green visor that covers half of her face. Her fingers are not directly attached to her body, but instead levitate around where her palm would be. Peridot's hair is pale greenish-yellow, and styled into a tetrahedron shape. She wears a sleeveless, green, V-neck bodysuit, Iarge metallic boots, and arm-guards. Her bodysuit is mostly medium green, with a dark-green diamond outline around the cut-out of her neck area; meeting together to form the Banana emblem, below the diamond symbol, with a dark-green portion between her chest and leggings. Peridot's sleeves/arm-guards and boots are light-green, and with dark-green portions, with yellow diamond-shaped knees and elbow pads. Her gem is located on her forehead and is shaped like an inverted triangle with rounded edges (strikingly similar the Illuminati). As of "Friend Ship", she is missing her left foot after detaching it in order to escape from The Crystal Clods.

Peridot is often spotted with a giant blunt in her mouth (especially around 4:20pm), Doritos and Mountain Dew in her hand, and a cool calculated expression on her face. Several rare photos of her also show her surrounded by her thoughts, rendered for our viewing pleasure in colorful comic sans.

## Personality

Peridot is intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

## Abilities

### Appendage Pop-off

During the extremely rare times when a clod has an unbreakable grip one of her appendages, Peridot has the ability to separate them from her, allowing her to make a quick escape while mumbling obscenities under her breath. She separates the appendage by pressing a button on the appendage she wants to pop-off.

### Hand-i-coptor

((Authors note: guys, I have to go study for the SAT right now, so I can't finish writing this description right now. I'll do it tomorrow, I promise))

## Residence

Peridot used to reside in Homeworld with her superiors, but now she lives in Steven's bathroom with the The Crystal Clods, as of Catch & Release.

## Trivia

* Muhammed is a huge critic of any Peridot shipping, saying "She's 2!"
* It has been confirmed by Pendelton Quintel-Jones that Peridot is 2 months old,
* Pendelton Quintel-Jones is a big fat liar.The truth is Peridot is 9K years old.
* She fuses with Sapphire to form the Illuminati.
* Peridot is who this wikia is dedicated too.
* Shes in love with Lapis.
* Shes a little kid. She can only shapeshift into a squid.
* She is so clearly the best character and did nothing wrong ever so shut up
Timeline

The timeline of Steven Universe is so complex, women's ovaries implode at the complexity. It's also totally important to know the exact day and hour of the most unimportant of details. If you don't know this, you're a freaking idiot.

## 4567 B.C.

* At 9:21 A.M. on Homeworld, Yellow Diamond forgot to take her aderol, and decided to invade Earth because, in her own words, "Cavemen are hot".
* At 2:11 P.M., Blue Diamond told Yellow Diamond to wake the fuck up, saying "Cavemen aren't hot." This started the Pixie Stick War of 3E 356, which we won't recall here.

## 4574 B.C.

* Blue Diamond is beheaded by Ned Stark. This didn't do shit, however, because her Gem is on her foot.
* Yellow Diamond, Caucasian Diamond, and Pink Diamond (AKA Rose Quartz ((You know it to be true))) went to Earth to have sex with cavemen.
* They get there, and discover that cavemen aren't hot. They then decide to commit genocide.

## Over a Thousand Years Later, After Millions of Humans Had Been Killed

* Rose pretends she cares about humans and stages a rebellion, while still making rape-fusions because she's the good guy.
* They win.

## Even More Time Later

* Rose gets laid and has a kid, she dies.
* Pearl gets sad and blames small children for her clinical mental illness.
* Square Mom teaches doves to cry.
* The character everyone loves but forgets. A.K.A. phat mom. smokes some dank kush with Vidalia.

## Current Times

* Watch the show, jackass.
* Peridot turns into a crystal clod.

## Trivia

* You're not a jackass. Except for you. You suck.
Muhammed

**Muhammed** is a famous reviewer from IMDB.

## Appearance

I dunno, last time someone took a picture of him, they made a successful satirical adult cartoon that still gains praise after more than a decade. But he wears cardigans and fleece pants, we think he has toilet paper around his head.

## Trivia

* Muhammed tickles Captainzulas' funny bone.
* He studied at the University of Mecca, long-standing rival of the Fightin' Irish of Notre Dame.
* He and Touchdown Jesus are old friends, classmates, and half-cousins from different parents on their dad's dad's mom's side.
* He really doesn't like Citizen Kane.
* People like his hair, but he's really shy and doesn't show it.
* Muhammed doesn't like harem anime, calling it "low-end softcore".
* Dorumin was here.
* CaptainZulas welcomes Dorumin and invited them to tea in the lost episode, "Sleeping with Quarter Gems", but then the Crew realized they were both cancer and died of malignant tumors.
Caves Of Shatters

"Caves Of Shatters" is the **66**th episode of the **6**th season. This episode aired on October 5, 2017. It recieved critical acclaim by Common Sense Media. This episode is rated R, as there are many sexual Lapidot moments.

## Sypnosis

While trying to find The Crystal Clods, Peridot finds a mysterious corrupted gem named Justin Bieber.

## Characters

* Peridot
* The Crystal Clods (mentioned)
* Justin Bieber (Debut)
* Nanefua (Bankai form)
* Kiki (antagonist)
* Kofi (deceased from bronchitis)
* Buck Dewey (mentioned)
* Sour Cream (Super Namekian 5.6 form)
* Lapis Lazuli
Lauren Zuke

Lauren Zuke is the alien who created LaPizza Lazuli. She loves Lapis Lazuli so much that she drew millions of Lapis AUs and has fantasies about her. She likes to draw Lapis as a schoolgirl or in sexy poses.

She indirectly confirmed that Lapis will return in the episode "Catch and Release" on the 17th of this month. Praise Zuke!

Trivia

* She also has a huge crush on Spike Spiegel, a Jewish space cowboy who likes bebop. She had drawn art of LaPizza Lazuli wearing his clothes.
* She has also drawn them without clothes.
* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
* She needs to clean her mouth with soap
The Blink

The Blink was the first human
entry into the folds of space-time, starting a new standard of intergalactic,
time-traveling communication and data transfer. It created a loop of cause and
effect, as its occurrence and stellar coordinates were communicated hundreds of
years back in time to Earth, leading to the founding of the very company
(TurTek) that eventually sent the Deep Space vessel out to the stars and to the
circumstances of the Blink itself.
Square Mom

## Dank Description

The Square mom is the best crystal gem mom. Nuff said

Also known as: The Ambiguously Gay Duo

peridot is best dorito mom

## Trivia

* She is super-duper gay, according to an exclusive report by TMZ.
* Garnet, despite being voiced by Estelle, is a huge racist and frequently attends the Westboro Baptist Church services.
* According to Hitler's last words, he and Garnet had a child, and Garnet survived. This would make Rose Quartz a huge idiot.
* His name was Steven.
* Wat.
* this guy is racist.
* ace is actually Ruby and Gary is actually sapphire. FYI.

## Peridot's Thoughts

NOW THIS BIATCH IS A REAL A-HOLE! SHE DEFEATED MY ESCORT AND NOW SHE IS FUSED WITH MY INFORMANT AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS SHIT ASS PLANETS OCEAN!
Sméagol mom

*Sméagol mom lives in the attic of the barn. She was a normal pearl until she saw peridot's hair. She was chained at the barn & was forgotten. She escaped at some unknown point and is rumored to be building the death star on the moon. Yellow diamond unfriended her on Snapchat & Sméagol mom is now planning revenge on Homeworld.*

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## Trivia of pure doom

* *Sméagol mom believes that peridot's hair will show her how to be a true Dorito*
* she used to be the Governor of California
* She used to be a whaler & took down a blue whale with her teeth
* the death star plans will be completed & no rebel scum can stop her
* her apprentice is Darth plagueis
* she has recently conquered Mars & is building a colony there
The Peridot Fanbase Wiki

Hello, you must love Peridot, our best friend.

About: Wikia.

**THIS IS NOT A KID FRIENDLY WIKIA. IF YOU CANNOT STAND JOKES THEN GET OUT.**

**Please read the Rules carefully before you do anything on the wiki.**

**THIS IS NOT A CHILD FRIENDLY WIKI. If you are under the age of 13 then please leave!**

***Current Wikia Status: Led by Dictators OnyxBM and GarnetBear***

## **Staff Members**

**Founder**:

**ThePurplePanda05 (Status: Inactive)****Admins:**

**YourTypicalWeirdo (Status: Inactive)**
**Current Rulers:** Current Rulers are users who have taken over the wiki from its inactivity. These are active users.

**OnyxBM (Status: Active)**

DarthVader156687(Status:Active)

**If you have any questions or concerns, please contact** User:GarnetBear **or** User:OnyxBM

The Status of the profiles above will change every 600 million years or so if the profile has suddenly become active or inactive.
Crystal Stars

Written by
 Directed by

## Sinopse

Steven esta dormindo quando acorda e vai fazer seu café da manhã então repentinamente ele ouve um alarme e grita e as Gems vão ver oque é Pérola:oque é Steven, Steven:eu ouvi um barulho! Crisoprase:Deve estar vindo do meu rastreador de Gems da Terra Crisoprase:Ham,as gems estão vindo pra cá

Então Pérola Negra,Diamante Rosa,e Citrino chegam quebrando o telhado Steven:Uau Crisoprase:Gente! então Crisoprase corre nos braços de Pérola Negra e formam a Vivianita!

## Personagens

* Steven Universo
* Pérola
* Garnet
* Ametista
* Crisoprase
* Pérola Negra
* Diamante Rosa
* Citrino
* Vivianita
Hiatus

Hiatus is a form of torture that uses Cartoon Network and SU to torture. First, they say SU is gonna be back August. Then, they deprive you untill September. The only thing that makes hiatus better is a overdose of meme weed and some of dat Peribooty.

And when the hiatus ends they torture us with the feels cat o nine tails.

**THIS IS A VERY INFECTIOUS, LETHAL DISEASW THAT CAN ONLY BE CURED BY A VACCINE CALLED Nightmare Hospital!**

There have been a lot of cases of cartoon fans going to

the hospital because of Hiatus
Anok

**Anok**
is a scorched planet hosting a variety of extraterrestrial life, including

intelligent species with highly developed technological capabilities. It was an early prospective site for TurTek colonization.

   Approximate 32 hour solar day, commonly referred to as Anok Standard Time, or a.s.t.

Average sunlight hours beneath wave-spire crust:

6:00 a.s.t. sunrise

12:00 a.s.t. sunout

20:00 a.s.t. sunsink

26:00 a.s.t. sunset
Jamie The Prostitute

Jamie the Prostitute is Square Mom's stalker.

## Best Trivia Evar

* Jamie used to be a postman, but got fired as he became a testicle
* He got fired from being a testicle as he quit his job
* He later got hired by a local male strip club
* Yikes Jamie is a huge pervert
* He has such fab
* He lives in anaconda mom.
* He got nervous at SDCC once and decided to take over the only porta potty at the convention and isn't allowed to return.
* He knows TouchDown Jesus.
* He likes to look at sexy lady magazines
* His hobby is looking at women's boobs
* He likes the mamas and the papas
Gems

Gems are weird creatures that do not exist in real life.

Gems do not eat. Only Amethyst ate but they do not eatin

Gems are holographic porkjgectiles

Their gemstones can be cracketd

Did you know that they have weapons

When they dieded they retreet to their gemsona

Peridot is the leader of gems

Sometine the gem will change the body
Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber is a corrupted Gem Monster that first appeared in "Caves Of Shatters". Not much is known about Justin Bieber except for the fact that he cannot sing. His weapon is social media. He is defeated by Peridot by the Autotune Statue.

## Trivia

* He is the child bride of Banana and Mystic Gohan. They are settling their divorce out of court.

* He is also the happiest camper since the Donners (look it up)
* Like, he talks like, like this like.
* Justin Bieber is a corrupted gem
Dora The Explorer

At first you might think this doesn't belong on the wiki, but once you look a bit closer...

## Wait a minute...

Dora The Explorer.

DTE.

Dead, Thick Elephants.

Dead.

Dead has four letters.

Thick.

Thick has 5 letters.

Elephants is one word.

4 + 5 = 9.

9 + 1 = 10.

Peridot has 7 letters.

10 x 7 = 70.

What word has 70 letters?

You're abseloutley right.

*Muvaffakiyetsizleştiricileştiriveremeyebileceklerimizdenmişsinizcesine.*

*Muvaffakiyetsizleştiricileştiriveremeyebileceklerimizdenmişsinizcesine has 70 letters.*

letters.

Letters starts with the letter L.

You know what else starts with L?

Lust.

Lust has 4 letters.

has.

Has has. 3 letters.

I used the word "has" in that sentence two times.

Two.

Dora The Explorer is meant for Two to Six Year Olds.

That sentence has 9 words.

It also said six.

9 + 6 = 15.

15 letters.

You know what article here ALSO has 15 letters?

You're wrong.

It's The Crystal Clods.

DORA THE EXPLORER MEANT FOR THIS WIKI CONFIRMED!
Sadie The Slut

**Sadie the Slut** is a major character that first appeared in "Dirty Hoes". She, along with Lars The Lesbian, run a slaughterhouse that serves meat dounts and cake that contains human organs

## Dumbass Trivia Again

* She is the second dirty character to be introduced to the series. The first being Jamie The Prostitute. And the third being Lars the Lesbian
* Sadie The Slut is Lars The Lesbian's love intrest.
* She has a fat ass
Log Dates

## Peridork's Logs

Log Date 69 01 1: The effing human has given me this pice of shit artifact.. it looks like the gay fusion's afro. He told me to call him "Steven" I said "I CALL YOU WHATEVER I WANT BITCH" he told me i was a bitch 2. Fuck him.

Log Date 69 18 1: The creatures on this place look stupid, WHY DON'T I GET FLYING APPENDAGES?!! The sausage man's hair looked like flying appendages, so i push the bitch of the roof. The Gay Fusion said that the sausage man is weak, LIKE PEARL, NYEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!

Log Date 69 31 1: "Steven" showed me this "entertaining program" its's so melo-dramatic, WHO WOULD WATCH A SHOW ABOUT CRYING GAY PEOPLE, stupid.

Log Date 69 1 2: "where did we go, what did we do, i think we made something entirely new.. wait? there is more than one StevenBomb??

Log Date 69 15 2: Progress on the "Cluster Butt Fucker" is slow, the Pearl is an idiot. but i like her actually interacting with me. But the Gay one, fuck her. I asked her why she likes fuckin- i mean fusing all the time and she said: "Im Peri and Lapis" and then i understood..

Garnet: Log Date 69252:.. NO! YOU SAID IT ALL WRONG YOU FUCKED UP!!!! well, anyway, instead of learning more about fuc-i-i- i me-e-an fusion, i learned more about the gay one.. SHE TRIED TO RAPE ME, SOMEONE CALL THE POLIC- log date end.

Log Date 69 15 3:The crystal clods KILLED THAT MALACHITE!WTF
Rules

Unfortuntely, we will have to create at least 3 rules on this wiki. Says GarnetBear, Dorumin, YourTypicalWeirdo, and ThePurplePanda05.

## Rules

### Rule #1

Your page must have something to do with Steven Universe.

Example: creating a page about Bart Simpson will result in a warning/ban.

### Rule #2

Do not insult other people on the wiki.

Example: calling somebody else a "dumbass" will result in a warning/ban depending on severity.

### Rule #3

Do not vandalize (Do not ruin a page).

You know what this means.

And while we're on the topic, if you take down one of the rules we will go straight to a ban. No warnings!

Again, doing one or more of these will result in a warning/ban by one of the staff members.

If all goes well, this will be a happy wikia!
Suganity

Suganity is the official religion of Homeworld.

This religion is very common in gem culture. It dates back to 2012 B.Y.D. (Before Yellow Diamond) when Sugarwoman did not believe that Cartoon Network shall fall. She decided to create a TV show, named "Steven Universe". Sugarwoman was later arrested in 2017 B.Y.D. She did not believe that Teen Titans Go was a good show; she got arrested.

In her honor, we now have a day named after her, called "Rebesugar". As gems chant the prayer,

"Oy, Rebecca Sugar, Oy, The Sugarwoman"

"Eysteen Matt Burnett, Eysteen Ian Jones."

"Shall we must burn the Go of Teen Titans, Fireen."

"We shall not make you angry, Sugarwoman."

"For eist Pearl, Amethyst, & Garnet, eysteen."

## Trivia

* Suganity was first practicied by Dictator Yellow Diamond. Passing down this practice was to Rose Quartz, who later spread this practice to all of Gem Homeworld. The gems gave this practice a name, "Suganity".
* Proceeding the events of the start of Suganity, Suganity overtook Christianity as the official religion of Gem Homeworld & Culture In 2055 A.Y.D.
* The Teen Titans tried to stop Suganity from being spread and practiced, as they believed if they did so, they would not earn any money. Fortunately, the extreme fusion Galaxy Diamond defeated the Teen Titans. They also defeated all cartoon logic.
* The Titan Titans consisted of numerous Cartoon Network shows, such as Grandpa Uncle, Cleanrence, Teen Titans Go, The Saditisic World Of Nazis, and Unoriginal Show.
* This religon is still practiced today, and many use Tumblr, the Suganity counterpart of The Bible, as their main source of knowledge.
* Many Suganity churches are often made out of actual gem shards.
* Suagnity Slavery was a practice that meant that Christians would enslave other gems who believed in Suganity. This happened for many years until Yellow Diamond destabilized every gem who believed in Christianity.
* There is a prophecy that Sugarwoman will soon return, defeating the Anti-Sugars, and will only take those who believe in her. She will come back and defeat the Teen Titans in the final duel between dieties and sydrofasim.
The Snack Addiction

"The Snack Addiction" is the 17th episode of the 5th season. It aired on December 15, 2016.

## Sypnosis

Peridot finds a snack that Steven has been eating behind her back. Peridot eats one and becomes insanely obsessed.

## Characters

* Steven
* Peridot
* Sardonyx
* Lion (mentioned)
* Greg Universe

## Trivia

* In this episode, you can briefly see the soul of Sugarwoman shrug off this mortal coil. Aaaand... there it is.
* Muhammed reviewed this episode. He said, "Eh, it's okay."
* In this episode, Garnet watches two human girls pooping into eachother's mouths and eating their shit while licking a cup on the internet. This could foreshadow that she is super-duper gay.
Taylor Swift

**Taylor Swift** is the voice actor for Yellow Banana.

## Sad Pathetic Trivia

* Muhammed was a huge Swifty, until she dropped the everygirl look and put on a cheerleader skirt. In his words, "That girl is fake, but at least her hair is nice."
* She was confirmed to be Yellow Diamond's VA by Matt Brunette the 11 of august, 2016. Two years before her actual debut.
Lapis Laswag

"How'd you like mai funky flow, Peri?" - Lapis Laswag to Peridot in "Peri look at dis swag"

Lapis Laswag was originally going to speak to Peridot in "Jail Break" but was unfortunately cut due to time restrictions By the crewniverse.

**BTW, IT'S LAPIS LA-SWAG, NOT LAPIS LAS-WAG**

## Trippy Trivia

* According to Matt Burnett, Lord of Evil and the Nihilistic Creed, Lapis Laswag was cut due to concerns that she may offend the Ghanian peoples, who hate the color blue.
* She ain't got nothin' on anaconda mom.
* She and werther's original mom go to strip clubs together often.
Lapidot

Lapidot is the OTP - one true poopy - that defeats them all,

including creepy old Stapis. This is illegal, you know.

## Description

When the Moon Goddess came to Homeworld, she stated that two Gems, one green, one blue, would rise from the earth. They would hate each other deeply, but would fall in love because other people thought they would be cute together. Truely a match made in Heaven. And thus Lapidot was born, and has changed millions of lives, bringing spiritual enlightenment to all who accept it as the one true religion.

## Trivia

* This ship makes no freaking sense.
* Who cares though.
* Have you seen Beauty Snake's DeviantArt? It's nothing but Lapidot. [1]
* Also babies. Peridot babies.
* If you still ship Lapidot or Stevonnie please get a life.
* how did this even start?
* WHEN PERIDOT THIRSTY SHE DRINK LAPIZ WINGS.
* Leaks, Leaks Everywhere.
* This page is a MESS
Sam Verdreaux (TV Series)

"You'll see, it's all pain. When you watch enough people die, when you watch Julia die, you will put the knife to those kids yourself." —Sam telling Barbie that it's all pain while under the garage

Sam Verdreaux, is a main character in Under the garage. He is the brother-in-law of Big Jim, the uncle of Junior and the brother of Pauline.

## Before the garage

In 1988, Sam was teenager attending Chester's Mill highschool. He dated his sister's (Pauline) friend Melanie Cross. One night, they were in a forest where a meteorite fell. Nestled within the meteorite they found a mysterious glowing egg, which Melanie grabbed and ran off with, being instinctively drawn to protect it. Lyle, cautious that the egg might be dangerous, was opposed to the idea, and pushed Melanie, causing her to fall and hit her head on the meteor. She cracked her skull and died on impact. Sam, Pauline and Lyle wanted to keep it secret, so decided to dispose of her body in the lake.

Sam is known as the local drunk, his massive guilt over Melanie (plus the consequent apparent death of his sister Pauline) precipitated his drinking problem. The overt drinking caused him to loose his job, and led to him living in relative seclusion at a cabin near the lake just outside of Chester's Mill.

## Appearances

Season 2 appearances

"Heads Will Roll"

"Infestation"

"Force Majeure"

"Revelation"

"Reconciliation"

"In the Dark"

"Going Home"

"Awakening"

"The Red Door"

"The Fall"

"Black Ice"

"Turn"

"Go Now"

Season 3 appearances

"Move On" "But I'm Not"

"Redux"

"The Kinship"

"Alaska"

"Caged"

"Ejecta"

"Breaking Point"

"Plan B"

"Legacy"

"Love is a Battlefield"

"Incandescence"

"The Enemy Within"

## Trivia

◾Sam is mentioned in the pilot episode, but never physically appears until the second season's premiere episode.

◾He was one of the 4 original hands, alongside Pauline Verdreaux, Lyle Chumley and Melanie Cross.

◾In the novel, Sam is only a minor character and is not related to Junior.

## About the Characheter

First seen
"Heads Will Roll"

Series lifespan
"Heads Will Roll" to Present

Appeared in
26 episodes, (see below)

Portrayed by
Eddie Cahill

Austin James Parker (young)

Gender
Male

Hair
Black

Age
Mid 40's

Occupation
EMT

Family

Pauline Rennie - Sister †

Junior Rennie - Nephew

Big Jim Rennie - Brother-in-law

Melanie Cross - Ex-Girlfriend †

Abby DeWitt - Ex Girlfriend †

Meaghan Ferguson - Girlfriend †

Welsey Ferguson Verdreaux Son

Killed Victims

1 killed

Status

Alive
Wikia

THIS IS THE BEST WIKIA EVER AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN GET OUT!

ALL HAIL PERIDOT!

PERIDOT WILL ALWAYS BE IN OUR HEARTS.

PERIDOT IS BEST GEM!

REBECCA SUGAR IS OUR GOD!

GREEN IS OUR FAVORITE COLOR BECAUSE PERIDOT IS GREEN!

TRIANGLE IS OUR FAVORITE SHAPE (Not to be confused with the Illuminati) BECAUSE PERIDOT'S HAIR IS TRIANGLE

DORITOS ARE OUR FAVORITE SNACK BECAUSE THEY ARE TRIANGLES!
Peridot's Foot

Peridot's foot, also known as Perifoot is a green foot belonging to Peridot. Their colour palette consists entirely of green with a dark green ankle and a lime green foot. Peridot's foot first appeared as part of Peridot in the episode "Warp Tour" where Peridot used it primarily to stand on and walk, along side her other foot. It is shown in the episode "Friend Ship" that Peridot can touch a button to remove her foot. At the end of "Warp Tour" Pearl grabbed onto Peridot's foot and held it at the end of the episode stating "Next time we'll get the rest of her."

## Trivia

Lapis stole it.

She also fucked it.
Anaconda Mom

1. MAH ANACONDA D- Whoops wrong thing

Shes just too much. K?

## Trivia

* Nicki is Muhammed's daughter-in-law. In his words, "She's meeeeean! (cries in cardigan sweater)"
* When Lars asked Kiki and Jenny if they heard the new Nicki single, before Kiki could tell him that was racist, Jenny shot his broke ass.
* Later, Lars said, "I'm half-black!"
* This was very relevant.
* Cookies are made from milk.
* Jamie the prostitute lives inside of her.
* He usually eats the leftovers of gems this sass eats
* She is super sexy
* her butts are bigger than the moon
Stepney

Stepney is the golden tank engine that works on the mainland, but is a frequent visitor to the Island Of Sodor. When he does visit, he can usually be found doing odd jobs, like pulling goods trains, and sometimes passengers. He is a very kind engine, and is also very confident, as he took on an entire express train with Duck, to prove a rude diesel wrong.

The Rolling Trucks (cameo)

The Broken Whistle (cameo)

Paxton's Overnight Stay

Spare Engines

Make Yourself Useful (cameo)

Hideaway Coaches (cameo)
Warp Tour

**Warp Tour** (usually referred to as "**THE ONLY EPISODE THAT EVER EVEN MATTERED HOLY SHIT**") is an episode that was released last Thursday that features the debut of Our Lord and Saviour Peridot.

In the episode, Peridot returns to Earth to collect her toothpaste robots that were being pwnt by the Crystal Clods. The robots were discovered by The Steven after one of them fell from the sky and decapitated him.

Aside from being literally the only episode even worth mentioning because Peridot is in it, it is also notable for containing hidden messages concerning Bird Mom.

## Hidden messages

Fans have pointed out various "hidden messages" involving Bird Mom in the episode. A rumour shortly emerged that Bird Mom was dead, and she was replaced by a look-alike.

Series creator Rebecca J. Sugar has since denied the rumours and physically attacked people who confronted her about the messages at the 2015 San Diego Comic Con panel.

* Firstly, throughout the episode, Pearl is wearing no trousers, an old Italian symbol of indicating death.
	+ In contrast with this, the other Crystal Gems are wearing full pants.
* Secondly, Peridot supposedly says "I buried Pearl" if her dialogue during the warp pad scene is played backwards.
	+ Apparently, she is saying "E burres bol?", which is very bad Spanish for "Have you a finger-bowl?"
* The "TOUR" in the title card, when mirrored, spells "LOOK". As in, look in the episode for more clues.
* Pearl also drives a car with the license plate "20171IF", which symbolizes that Pearl would be 20171 IF she hadn't died at the age of 20.
* Vladimir Putin lauded this episode, calling it, "дьявол в маскировке", which means, "A net worth of 20 dollars." Vladimir Putin only has 20 dollars.
* Muhammed believes this episode is a deep emotional allegory to the practice of capturing westerners in Japan and ransoming them for sandals and kinky porn. He's an idiot.
* Pearl does not speak in this episode at all.
* In one scene, Pearl is leaning in a position silimar to that of a dying polar bear, as illustrated in the "Maryland Book of the Dead". View the image here.
	+ Rebecca Sugar was born in Maryland, so this makes a lot of sense.
* Ian Jones-Quartey confirmed the rumours were true in a Usenet thread back in 1997.

## Cultural references

* The episode title is a reference to the 1967 Beatles album Magical Mystery Tour.
* This episode is notoriously noted for starting World War II.
Peribooty

**Peribooty** (also *Peridot's booty*, *Peridot's ass*, *Peridot's butt*, and *Peridot's bum* in British English, ぺリドットの尻) is the name commonly associated with Peridot's glorious hindquarters.

The Peribooty is particularly a fan favourite amongst most Peridotians (read: cool guys), and is remarked as being the only power outlet of electricity in Littleton, Colorado.

The Peribooty is distinguishable for being very small and cute, and by its lime green pigment. Peridot's buttocks are admired by various notable individuals, including Lapis Laswag, Big Buff Cheeto Puff and Satan. Muhammed's more of a tit person.

tl;dr peridot's ass is really fricking cute and sexy.

## Trivia

* Her ass is really small.
	+ Like, *tiny*.
		- Much like Birb Mawm's.
* Peribooty was voted number three in the 1938 TIME Magazine's 100 Most Influential People list.
* Peribooty is banned in certain US states including California, California, Missouri, California, California, Taiwan, and California.
* Technically, Peridot *can* summon her weapon from her booty, but she prefers not to.
	+ Lapis, however, often summons her weapon from Peridot's butt.
* It's freaking green.
* Peribooty was once rivals with the buttocks of Square Mom, who is now retired since 1989.
* Peribooty was the temporary bass guitarist for the heavy metal band *Metallica* during their Damage, Inc. Tour in 1986, replacing then-bassist Cliff Burton after his death in a traffic collision in Sweden.
* Peribooty is fluent in Hebrew.
* Peribooty is the only character to be uncredited in the episode The Snack Addiction.
* Peribooty is smaller than an freaking ant
Joseph Ernest McAlister

"It's weird and it's scary, but it's the first time anything like this has happened on Earth. That's awesome in the true "awe" sense of awesome. Uh, not to mention, if it hadn't come down, I might not have met you." —Joe to Norrie about the Garage

## Before The Garage

Joe is the son of Jack McAlister, he had an older sister Angie, and his Younger Brother Nick they live in Chester's Mill, where he attend high-school. He's president of the high school's robotics club.

## Appearances

Season 1 appearances

"Pilot"

"The Fire"

"Manhunt"

"Outbreak"

"Blue on Blue"

"The Endless Thirst"

"Imperfect Circles"

"Thicker Than Water"

"The Fourth Hand"

"Let the Games Begin"

"Speak of the Devil"

"Exigent Circumstances"

"Curtains"

Season 2 appearances

"Heads Will Roll"

"Infestation"

"Force Majeure"

"Revelation"

"Reconciliation"

"In the Dark"

"Going Home"

"Awakening"

"The Red Door"

"The Fall"

"Black Ice"

"Turn"

"Go Now"

Season 3 appearances

"Move On" "But I'm Not"

"Redux"

"The Kinship"

"Alaska"

"Caged"

"Ejecta"

"Breaking Point"

"Plan B"

"Legacy"

"Love is a Battlefield"

"Incandescence"

"The Enemy Within"

## Trivia

◾He is one of the new four hands along with Angie McAlister, Junior Rennie, and Norrie Calvert-Hill. and his brother Nick McAlister

◾In the novel, his name was Joseph McClatchey, and he wasn't related to Angie.
Nick is Related to Joe in the Book

## About the Charatcher

First seen

"Pilot"

Series lifespan

"Pilot" to Present

Appeared in

33 episodes, (see below)

Portrayed by

Colin Ford

Gender

Male

Hair

Brown

Age

17

Occupation

High School Student

Family

Angie McAlister - Sister †

Nick McAlister - Brother †

Jack McAlister - Father

Steve - Uncle

Frank - Cousin
Norrie Calvert-Hill - Girlfriend

(Unnamed) - Mother

Status

Alive
Nicholas Ernest McAlister

"It's weird and it's scary, but it's the first time anything like this has happened on Earth. That's awesome in the true "awe" sense of awesome. Uh, not to mention, if it hadn't come down, I might not have met you." —Nick said to Norrie about the garage

Nicholas Ernest McAlister, better known as Nick is a main character in Under the Garage. He is a smart teenage boy living in Chester's Mill. His parents were on the other side of the garage when it came down, secluding him and his older sister from his parents.

## Before The Garage

Nick is the son of Jack McAlister, he had an older sister Angie,and his Older Brother Joe they live in Chester's Mill, where he attend high-school. He is the Class president of his Class.

## Appearances

Season 1 appearances

"Pilot"

"The Fire"

"Manhunt"

"Outbreak"

"Blue on Blue"

"The Endless Thirst"

"Imperfect Circles"

"Thicker Than Water"

"The Fourth Hand"

"Let the Games Begin"

"Speak of the Devil"

"Exigent Circumstances"

"Curtains"

Season 2 appearances

"Heads Will Roll"

"Infestation"

"Force Majeure"

"Revelation"

"Reconciliation"

"In the Dark"

"Going Home"

"Awakening"

"The Red Door"

"The Fall"

"Black Ice"

"Turn"

"Go Now"

Season 3 appearances

"Move On" "But I'm Not"

"Redux"

"The Kinship"

"Alaska"

"Caged"

"Ejecta"

"Breaking Point"

"Plan B"

"Legacy"

"Love is a Battlefield"

"Incandescence"

"The Enemy Within"

## Trivia

◾He is one of the new four hands along with Angie McAlister, Junior Rennie, and Norrie Calvert-Hill.

◾In the novel, his name was Nikial McClatchey, and he wasn't related to Angie.
and he is related To Joe in the book
Full House

Full House is Steven's second favorite show, after Crying Breakfast Friends.

## Description

Full House is about a family of ex-convicts who steal babies and sacrifice them to Satan. The only baby they let live was the Olsen one, who killed the other girls' mother in a blood frenzy, after seeing her twin sister get eaten, in a spurt of pure ecstasy. She was then deemed the Unholy Pope of Beelzebub, and was given her life back.
The story focuses on the Tanner family trying to corrupt all peoples of the world and cause death and pain to all. They also love Justin Bieber

## Trivia

* Muhammed reviewed this show, too. He liked the practical effects, but panned the crude morals and child enslavement. In his words, "That isn't cool, man."
FaZe Clan

FaZe Clan is a gang that rivals with Peridot in her MLG task. They fear Peridot, and plan to destroy her. Fortunately, this is less likely. Peridot's codename is xxx\_\_\_pe-ri-dot\_\_\_xxx back when she was a part of this gang. Peridot later bought 5 vans of doritos, cups and mountain dew, then went back to Homeworld. That is where Rivalry started. Who will win? The dorito or the gang? Peridot will!

## Facts

They seem to come from out of no where. They call them self "MLG" and like Doritos and Mountain Dew. They also have a rivalry with Optic Gaming. In a war against Peridot in Mine of Theft (Grand Theft Auto - Minecraft - Call of Duty mashup), they use Sniper Rifles only, but they use the scope to hit quickly then turn off. Peridot does not use a scope at all. They appear to be ranked #2 in the leaderboard, next to Peridot herself.

### Likes

What they like are:

* Mine of Theft
* Clowns
* Dank kush straight from Jamaica
* The Holy Eucharist of Our Lord Jesus Christ
* Poorly edited videos
	+ Youtube Poops
* Doritos
* Mountain Dew
* Sniper Rifles
* Noscoping
* Quickscoping
* Swearing and Profaniting
* Airhorns
* MLG Piano
* MLG
* 1v1s
* Diary of a MLG Noscoper
* xxx\_related-names\_xxx
* Pingu
* What if \_\_\_\_ was not kill?
* Illuminati
* The Wow Guy
* Peppa Pig
* Sanic
* Explosions
* Lag (They use them as execuses)

### Hates

* Peridot (Backstabber)
* Hacks
* Lag

### Former members

* Peridot - (Known as xxx\_\_\_pe-ri-dot\_\_\_xxx)
Rheneas

Rheneas is the number two red narrow gauge engine that works on the Narrow Gauge Railway, on the Island of Sodor. He can usually be found pulling coaches around the beautiful narrow gauge countryside. He can also be found at the Blue Mountain Quarry, shunting trucks, and loading them with blue mountain rock. He is a wise engine, and very kind to other engines.

Rheneas' Slate Trip

Truck and Roll (cameo)

Shunter Engine

Freddie is Ready

The Coal Shortage (cameo)

Luke's Escape

The Railroad Crossing

Rusty's Double Rescue
D199

D199 is the large blue Diesel engine that works on the Island of Sodor. He can ally be found pulling goods trains around the Island, or sometimes in the Dieselworks with Diesel 10. He is a mean diesel, and often underestimates steam engines, including Bill and Ben.

Snowy Memories (cameo)

Spare Engines

**Season 2:**

The Old Bailey Anniversary (cameo)
Percy's Express

Percy's Express is episode seven of Season 1.

**Plot:**

After Donald's accident, Douglas has been balancing out taking his trains, as well as Donald's. One day, after shunting in the yards for a while, he puffs to the airport, to take Donald's express train. Percy is waiting there, and is bored, as he has no jobs. Douglas thinks this is great, and tells Percy that he can take the express. Percy isn't sure, but has no choice, as Douglas has already left.

Along the line, Percy thinks that all is going well, until he hears a whistle, and sees Henry, who is late with a train for the Quarry. Henry calls to Percy, telling him to speed up, and so Percy pulls onto a siding, to let him pass.

He soon reaches Wellsworth, completely exhausted. Edward and Duck are there, preparing to take a train. They see how tired Percy looks, and offer to help him up Gordon's Hill, so that he can save some steam for the rest of the journey.

Once over the hill, Percy manages to make it to Knapford station, but there's trouble at Knapford Junction, when Percy runs out of water, and blocks Gordon's path, as well as Henry's, again. Douglas later comes, and shunts Percy away, so that the other lines are clear.

**Characters:**

Edward

Henry

Gordon

Percy

Duck

Douglas

Thomas (cameo)

Toby (cameo)

Oliver (cameo)

Diesel (cameo)

Den (cameo)

Whiff (cameo)

Belle (cameo)

Henrietta (cameo)

Hector (cameo)

Rocky (cameo)

Toad (cameo)

Isobella (cameo)

Donald (does not speak)
Satan

Why are you searching up Satan? Like srsly dafuq?

Anyways....Satan may or maynot be Yellow Diamond. We seriously have no flipping clue. Please help us in our search.

## Televangelist Trivia

* The Devil actually was the good guy. My source is that I read it in the Bible, and you can't say I didn't or you're oppressing me and you should check your privilege.
* Satan is the same as Matt Burnett. Ben Levin would be the Antichrist, but he sucks.