Turskit

### Special Abilities

Possible superhuman strength (Can crush Master Chief's helmet between her thighs)

## Overview

Turksit is a typical dommy-mommy goth girl who likes videogames and not being annoying. She first appears in How to get a goth GF w/ a Dump Truck on Tinder as Hippo's girlfriend. Since her appearance, she's gone on to appear in more episodes with just as much screen time as the main cast.

She also has a dad who is a large intimidating man who gets into brawls (and wins).

## Personality

Turskit is a self-described dommy-mommy, and she first shows off this trait in I sell my soul at Planet Fitness where she flirts with Yellow Jacket. She giggles while talking often and is a positive person altogether. She never seems to hold any kind of resentment against anyone and is often still friends with (or at least tolerates) those who had previously wronged her.

She's shown several moments of being a ditz, such as being confused over who she was dating when she went to Burger King with Hippo due to Tahu tagging along, or not understanding how the mail works. She is a self described vegan, though it's unlikely she knows what that means.

Being a goth girl, she appears to have an interest in the macabre, as she wasn't at all freaked out when she witnessed a demon envelop the mail girl and even thought it looked cute.

## History

She appears at the end of the How to get a goth GF w/ a Dump Truck on Tinder video, abruptly walking in and introducing herself to the main cast. Tahu is immediately interested in her, but she informs him that she's on her way to Red Lobster with her boyfriend who turns out to be Hippo. This upsets Tahu, but it doesn't stop him from pursuing her.

We later see her and Hippo on a date (with Tahu tagging along) in I accidentally entered a Burger King where she is taken to Burger King instead of Red Lobster. After having to put up with Hippo's stinginess, she ends up dumping Hippo in favor of Duke Nukem (But that relationship didn't last long either).

In the following episode, I sell my soul at Planet Fitness, she's single again and now hanging out at a planet fitness (where she only takes photos for her instagram opposed to working out) where she befriends Yellow Jacket.

Since then, she has befriended the main cast and casually hangs out with them, though she seems notable closest to Yellow Jacket, Astolfo, and Hippo. She also takes part in the strange scenarios they get themselves into, such as helping Astolfo get her stolen clothes back from Indiana Jones in Indiana Jones raided my panty drawer. She'd even later invite Hippo, Astolfo, Master Chief, Anime Guy, and Yellow Jacket to her "All Girl's Slumber Party" (despite none of them being girls) further showing she's part of the group now.

In Don't Trust the Mailman, Astolfo's paranoia of the mail man leads him and Turskit to capture and interrogate the mail man. The end result is the mail man being consumed by a demon, which Turskit immediately finds cute and immediately grows attached to. However, much to Turskit's despair the demon gets destroyed, and she keeps its skull in remembrance of her.

## Relationships

### Hippo

    During Turskit's first appearance, she and Hippo are already dating. How they met is unknown, and by the end of the episode she and Hippo leave for Red Lobster. We see the result of their date in I accidentally entered a Burger King, where he takes her to a Burger King instead. She is initially taken back by this, but doesn't seem upset and decides to just go with it. However, Hippo turns out to be a cheapskate, insisting she pay for the meal herself and refusing to give her five dollars for chicken nuggets on the grounds that he didn't wish to simp for her. When Duke Nukem steals her away, Hippo isn't angry, and instead takes it as a learning experience.

Despite this, Turskit seems to still be on good terms with Hippo, as she can be seen in later episodes hanging out with him and the rest of the main cast in their home. She is even seen carrying him briefly in Indiana Jones raided my panty drawer and allowing him to hang around at her "All Girl's Slumber Party". It is unknown if they got back together or if they're simply friends.

### Duke Nukem

At the end of I accidentally entered a Burger King, Duke Nukem appeared after Hippo refused to give Turskit five dollars for chicken nuggets, handing her five dollars much to her excitement so she could finally buy her nugs. Afterwards, Duke drives off with her in Hippo's car (Due to him leaving his keys in the ignition.) While she seemed happy with him, in the following episode I sell my soul at Planet Fitness, Duke can be seen trying to reach out to her on a livestream having texted "Babe plz come back 🙏" implying they had already broken up and he was begging her to return to him.

The reason for their break up is unknown, as they barely had much screen time together.

### Tahu

Tahu has an obvious crush on Turskit due to his interest in Goth girls (which he alluded to long before he even met her in You Buy a Goth GF at IHOP ), and immediately tried to pick her up during her first appearance How to get a goth GF w/ a Dump Truck on Tinder. However, she already had a boyfriend, who just happened to be Hippo. In the following episode, he tagged along on their date in an attempt to steal her away, only for her to be stolen away by Duke Nukem instead.

It was later revealed in Guys I Lost the Fight at Waffle House :( that Tahu kept sending her "thirst texts" trying to date her, pay her for photos of herself, and just straight up beg her for affection, but she replied telling him to stop. He'd even attempt to set up Yellow Jacket to fight her dad in a Waffle House out of jealousy that he got to go to her "All Girl's Slumber Party". Despite her being uninterested in him and his advances, she doesn't mind him being around.

In "Can I Survive a Taco Bell Visit?", Tahu seems more antagonistic towards Turskit than before and isn't simping over her as he normally would. It's likely he's accepted that she's not interested but he's still sore about her rejection.

### Yellow Jacket

The two first interact briefly in I accidentally entered a Burger King, but they become friends in the following episode I sell my soul at Planet Fitness. Turskit clearly finds Yellow Jacket to be cute, and while she aggressively and relentlessly teases him, she's somewhat protective as him (as shown when she told the Planet Fitness cult leader to stop being mean to him).

Despite her fondness for Yellow Jacket It's clear she doesn't see him as masculine at all and sees him as being feminine and delicate. In the episode Guys I Lost the Fight at Waffle House :(, She goes as far as to say she "see's him as one of her closest gal pals." and states that she wishes to put him in a maid outfit and paint his nails. She appears to get annoyed when he attempts to act more macho.

### Astolfo

Turskit and Astolfo seem to be good friends. Turskit began hanging with Astolfo and the rest of the main cast in the episode Indiana Jones raided my panty drawer. She was willing to share her clothes with Astolfo when his clothes were stolen by Indiana Jones, and then helps Astolfo try to get his clothes back. Turskit is also willing to attack when Astolfo tells her to, as seen when she immediately began crushing Master Chief's head between her thighs on Astolfo's command.

In the following episode Don't Trust the Mailman, she'd believe Astolfo's paranoia of the mailman and even help Astolfo capture and interrogate her. She'd go on to invite Astolfo to her "All Girl's Slumber Party" in Guys I Lost the Fight at Waffle House :(.

## Quotes

*"Sup, home slice? Your door was barely locked, so I just came in. Almost didn't fit with how f#%@ing- uh- ridiculously thicc I am. My name is Turskit."* - How to get a goth GF w/ a Dump Truck on Tinder

*"I'm just your typical dommy mommy goth girl who loves video games and not being annoying." - How to get a goth GF w/ a Dump Truck on Tinder*

*"Will you literally not give me 5 dollars for chicken nugs? It comes with a toy!" - I accidentally entered a Burger King*

*"Don't be mean to my friend! He's as tender as a rose and twice as delicate. He will cry." - I sell my soul at Planet Fitness*

*"Cool. Your mom's dead? Does that mean you can lie whenever you want?" - Indiana Jones raided my panty drawer*

*"Uh, dummy. The mailman gives me all the mail! He gets it from the mail factory. It's weird how he always knows what I buy." - Don't Trust the Mailman*

*"Wait! I didn't mean it in a emasculating way! It's just, I see you as one of my closest gal pals- I mean- pals. It's not like I was gonna put you in a maid dress and paint your nails or anything."* - Guys I Lost the Fight at Waffle House :(.

## Gallery

Turskit's first appearance.Turskit's second outfit in her second appearance.Turskit's gym attire.Duke's text to Turskit on a Live stream.Turskit teasing.Turskit and the main cast together.Turskit wary of a package.Turskit with Hippo and the left over skull of her demon friend.Turskit and her dad.
## Appearances

In chronological order:

How to get a goth GF w/ a Dump Truck on Tinder (July 1, 2022) (Video Link)

I accidentally entered a Burger King (February 3, 2023) (Video Link)

I sell my soul at a Planet Fitness (March 24, 2023) (Video Link)

Indiana Jones raided my panty drawer (June 16, 2023) (Video Link)

Don’t Trust the Mailman (July 28, 2023) (Video Link)

Guys I Lost the Fight at Waffle House :( (Aug 18, 2023) (Video Link)

Can I Survive a Taco Bell Visit? (October 6, 2023) (Video Link)

## Trivia

* According to Pantsahat, Turskit's figurine is a custom painted figure made from the following: A Maidroid Chloe Model Kit for the head and hair, Figma 169 for the jacket and legs, an assault lily figure for the boots, Figma EX-014 for the skirt, Figma 139 for the hands, and the socks are made by Azone (An international Doll company).
* Tuskit's uses a hello kitty phone case (as seen in "Guys I Lost the Fight at Waffle House :(")
* Turskit might have some degree of superhuman strength, as she was able to crush Master Chief's head between her thighs and cause him pain (despite his head being protected by his spartan helmet) in "Indiana Jones raided my panty drawer". She might have inherited this strength from her father.

## References

1. ↑ https://twitter.com/pantsahat/status/1621642952412897282?s=20