Jurgen Flopp

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## Stats

### **Gimmick**

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   **Jurgen Flopp** was a German wrestler in the City British Wrestling promotion. He was a competitor to Tony the Milkman in both wrestling and the milk business, as he was the CEO of the MooCoo Corporation, the biggest dairy corporation in Central Europe. He murdered Tony's son Kid Flippz, who he called Kinder Flippy, and later Tony himself. He had a mother back in Germany.

He witnessed more than six deaths during his life, yet claimed to have a healthy relationship with grief. He was a very powerful and wealthy businessman, which he seemed to believe would let him get away with anything.

## Appearance

Jurgen wore dark circular glasses, an expensive waistcoat and shoes as well as leather gloves. He often held a spanner, which he claimed to juggle before every match as part of German tradition, but really used it to meddle and cause real damage in the ring. He kept his fitness as an older man; he was lean and had rippling muscles. He had a German accent.

When he faced off against Tony the Milkman for the Calcium Chompion title, he had long floppy hair and wore Ray-Bans.

## Biography

### Conquered by the Chompion

At the Colossal Tussle eighteen years before he killed Tony the Milkman, Jurgen fought the legend for the Calcium Chompionship and thus the milk distribution rights in the UK. He wanted to make the children's bones so strong with milk that they could not move. While he tried to use dirty tactics such as pinching Tony's achilles tendon and punching him in the throat, Tony was too powerful and speedy. Jurgen eventually tapped out under the strain of Tony's Full Churn and said his mother would be angry with him. Tony said to Jurgen that in eighteen years, he would still be there as the Chomp. (*A Regal Engagement*)

After his loss, Jurgen returned home to Germany and saw his mother. She was dissapointed in him and said "ich habe keinen Sohn" ("I have no son"). (*Wrestlers' Court*)

### Killing the Kid

During an episode of Friday Night Lightning, Jurgen loosened the bolts on a lantern in the ceiling of the City British Wrestling arena. Later, as Kid Flippz performed his Heart Shaped Floppz finisher on The Fisherwoman, this lantern fell and crashed into his skull in midair, killing him. When the medics had taken Kid's body away and his father Tony the Milkman was alone in the ring, Jurgen appeared at the top of the ramp and said that Tony "should never cry over spilt milk." (*Welcome BACK To City British Wrestling*)

At Flippz's funeral, he sat in the audience. Tony said in his speech that the streets would run with milk when he got his hands on Jurgen. They locked eyes after Tony had walked up the ramp. Later, Fred the Postman vowed that the old guard of CBW would fight Jurgen instead of Tony, as the milkman was too weak to fight Flopp himself. (*Let's Do A Sad!*)

Jurgen was interrogated by Detective Hank 'The Hammer' Hankamer the next week. He feigned ignorance about Kid, but said he saw it happen and that it was "a shame to see him go." He claimed to show grief differently, but Hank accused him of being enured to death. Hank said he had been seen holding a spanner on the day, but Jurgen said it was an old German tradition in which they juggled spanners, and that he kept one up his sleeve in case he wanted to get dirty. He spoke of his long history with Tony as he was a powerful CEO in the milk business. (*Let's Do A Sad!*)

### Hammering the Hall

The first of CBW's old guard to face Jurgen, Albert Hall, fought him at the second Friday Night Lightning of CBW's return. He recieved little applause upon his entrance. During the match, he bit the back of Albert's head, making indents on his skull. He told Bertie to tap out of a crossface, but was caught by the referee trying to use his wrench. He later knocked him unconscious with it and applied his Rinderverstümmelung finisher, breaking Albert's arms and winning the match upon the giant's disqualification. He addressed Tony and said he would keep doing this, he didn't care, and he would get himself disqualified "destroying every single one of your stupid little friends." (*Let's Do A Sad!*)

### Warning at the Wrangle

In his promo for the Regal Wrangle, Jurgen used the myth of Icarus and Daedalus to say that Tony made Kid fly to the sun with butter in his feathers, and thus killed his son as the butter melted away. He'd entered the Wrangle just to have a platform to make Tony fight him. He claimed that if Tony did not fight him, he would force him to.

He entered the Wrangle first, walking eerily fast. He fought Ralph the Magician, who disoriented Jurgen with his magic. He eventually used his wrench to pummel Ralph and threw him out by his balls. He and Mable Syrup initially fought, but Jurgen offered to work with her to defeat Fats Bonebreaker. Mable denied the offer, so he dislocated her shoulder by throwing his wrench at her. Sargeant Beaver Bark grabbed him by the throat and he was caught in a Pancake Stack but slithered out. He later tore Bonebreaker's eyebrows off, threw Golden Joe at him and used his wrench to twist his nose. The The Delivery Boys eliminated him quickly and the three brawled up the ramp. (*A Regal Engagement*)

### Pummeling the Postman

Flopp entered his match against Fred the Postman to boos and hisses. He chanted "Kid Flippz!" with the gullible audience, and took his seat in the middle of the ring. Throughout the match, Jurgen raked Fred's eyes, dug his nails in to rip Fred's joints apart, choked him while biting into the back of his head, and crushed his voicebox. As Fred leapt into the air for a Mailstorm Stunner, Jurgen snapped his neck. The postman was declared winner by disqualification. As Bitch Doctor and Fight Nurse carried him out, Jurgen picked up the postman's mailbag and said "time for one last delivery". (*Wrestlers' Court*)

> I'm not chicken. I'm cow.
>
> Jurgen Flopp, Wrestlers' Court

Later the same day, Jurgen sat on the black side of a chess table, surrounded by a dozen members of expensive private security. He called Tony a coward, and beckoned him to play a game with him. Tony arrived and spoke about how Jurgen gave up and that he would never do the same. Jurgen confessed that his mother had said "I have no son," but that it was funny because Tony didn't have a son either. Tony mocked him for being a chicken because of his lackeys in suits, and offered a fight at the Colossal Tussle, which Jurgen accepted. (*Wrestlers' Court*)

### Murdering the Milkman

At the first Calcium Chompionship match in 18 years, Jurgen came out to Kid's music with a backwards cap and on a skateboard. He did an ollie over several cows and spit milk into Tony's face.

Immediately on the bell, Tony knocked him to the floor three times in a row. Jurgen's glasses shattered and they looked eye to eye. Jurgen eventually moved into a crossface and bit the back of Tony's head, then squeezed his voicebox until it exploded. He got to the top rope and chanted "Kid Flippz!" before doing a Clarissa Explains It All Moonsault. After more struggling, Tony asked him if his mother was proud, saying "you're fookin dead to her". Jurgen was shaken by this and was later forced into an arm bar. The move cracked Jurgen's body in several places, and Jurgen finally confessed and conceded the match.

> I killed him! I killed Kid Flippz!
>
> Jurgen Flopp, The Colossal Tussle II

When Tony died and was carried away on a stretcher, Jurgen stayed still for some time, realising that he had done something wrong and had faced the consequences. He didn't want to kill Tony, he just wanted to win. (*The Colossal Tussle II*)

## Signature moves

* **Rinderverstümmelung** (English - Cattle Mutilation) - A finishing submission move.
* Jurgen frequently used a crossface before biting into the back of his opponent's head.

## Behind the scenes

Jurgen Flopp is a pun on the name of footballer Jürgen Klopp. They share a similar appearance.

Jurgen is the only player character so far to have been introduced at the end of an episode, and the first to replace another character, as Sullivan replaced Adam Blampied's Kid Flippz in a surprise introduction at the end of *Welcome BACK To City British Wrestling*.