Guys I Lost the Fight at Waffle House :(

## Overview

"Guys I Lost the Fight at Waffle House :(" is the 28th episode of the Hippo Saga.

Turskit invites Yellow Jacket to her "All girls Slumber Party", only for Tahu to suddenly break in and take him to a Waffle House where an all out brawl ensues.

## Original Video Description:

Goth girls be hitting up my dms, but I’m hitting up that Waffle House

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## Characters:

#### Main characters:

* Hippo
* Turskit
* Yellow Jacket
* Tahu
* Astolfo
* Master Chief
* Anime Guy

#### Other characters:

* Turskit's dad
* One of the femboy escorts
* Under Cover Police Girls

## Transcript

Officer: LAPD PEOPLE! CLEAR THE STREETS!

Turskit: Oh em gee! YOU CAME! And so quickly too~ Now that I mind!

Yellow Jacket: Unhand me, vile temptress!

Turskit: Why is my short king so feisty today?

Yellow Jacket: Just tell me why you invited me! Your text said it was an emergency!

Turskit: Well I was worried you wouldn’t *come* to my all girl’s slumber party.

Yellow Jacket: I’m leaving…

Turskit: Wait! I didn’t mean it in an emasculating way! It's just, I see you as one of my closest gal pals- I mean, pals! It’s not like I was gonna put you in a maid dress and paint your nails or anything!

Yellow Jacket: THAT *IS* YOUR PLAN!

Turskit: How can you say no to this? A cute goth girl is literally *begging you* to sleep over with her.

Yellow Jacket: Eh…

Turskit: I’m literally offering you the male fantasy!

Yellow Jacket: My male fantasies don’t have any women in them! Wait, uh… I meant-

Hippo: Bruh, you know how the things you say… make you **LOOK?**

Yellow Jacket: Wait, are THESE your female friends?

Astolfo: Hello!

Master Chief: This isn’t a fight you can finish. ESCAPE WHILE YOU CAN.

Yellow Jacket: There’s only one girl here!

Turskit: You’re here!

Anime Guy: She got you there.

Yellow Jacket: I will end you, Lego Man…

Turskit: Anyway… You’ve been acting different lately… Less like a sissy, and more *macho*... [**GASP**] You’ve been watching online male role model guru’s again, haven’t you!?

Yellow Jacket: Uh…

Tahu: Here’s how to get any girl you ever wanted! First step- Ask her out. She’ll instinctually say “Yes” cuz you’re an Alpha. That’s when you *RUN AWAY*. I wanna see you *sprinting*. She’s obviously a federal agent! That or she’s just desperate. Now, on the rare chance she says ‘“no”, I want you to *flood* her DM’s. It needs to look *BIBICAL*. She’ll say *yes* out of pure *pity*. That’s when you repeat step one and run away. Follow my advice, and you’ll get yourself a flock of women *just like me!*

Yellow Jacket: Wow… he’s literally me.

Turskit: He’s nothing like you!

Yellow Jacket: Keep telling yourself that, toots!

Turskit: When did you put *that* on?  Stop being influenced by the influencers!

Yellow Jacket: I’ve always worn Versace, and mistreated women. It’s literally my whole personality!

Turskit: Take…off… the versushi jacket *right now!*

Astolfo: Yeah! *Take it all off!*

Tahu: No one’s taking off anything! EXCEPT US! So back off!

Tahu: *Squeeze it!* Your shots will miss harder than your late night thirst texts!

Tahu: She’s leaking DM’s! Quick retreat!

Tahu: Alright, first step to being a man. You're gonna wanna-

Yellow Jacket: Why do I have to wear this maid dress?

Tahu: Men's clothes are a privilege you have to *EARN!* That's why they have pockets. Now go fight that guy.

Yellow Jacket: T-That guy!? He didn't even order any food... He must be here for the fights!

Tahu: Real men get into random altercations at fast food restaurants for no reason!

Yellow Jacket: If you say so, Sensei... Um, excuse me sir? I, uh...

Tahu: Get toxic!

Yellow Jacket: Yo! Get your big BUTT out of my chair so I can have an easier time kicking it!

Turskit's Dad: So you like kickin' chairs, do ya?

Turskit: Are you okay, dude? Why did you ditch my slumber party to sleep on the floor of a waffle house? Also, is it true that you tried to beat up my dad?

Yellow Jacket: You set me up!

Tahu: It shoulda been *ME!* Not you! I wanted to go to the all-goth-girl-slumber party!

Anime Police Girl: Hey! You can come to *my* slumber party.

Tahu: Hmm~

Anime Police Girl: My all *MAN* slumber party!

Tahu: *YES!*

Turskit: Dude, she means prison.

Anime Police Girl: Freeze! You are under arrest-ed!

Tahu: I knew they were feds!

Tahu: HA! I Made it, boys! *The male fantasy is REAL!*

## Post Credits/Out Take

Turskit: That- [**Laughter**] That was another weird one. [**More laughter.**]

## Trivia

* This is the 3rd time that Tahu has been arrested by Anime Police Girl (The other two times were in "Darth Vader goes to Starbucks to become Instagram Famous" and "You are forced to Play Monopoly [ASMR]") and the 2nd time he tried sending her thirst texts (The first time was in "I sell my soul at a Planet Fitness").
* Master Chief's armor is still Pink from being coated by Astolfo's hair dye in "Indiana Jones raided my panty drawer", While Astolfo's hair is back to normal after it had been white for the previous two episodes.
* Interestingly enough, this video was started BEFORE "Indiana Jones raided my panty drawer", but it wasn't completed until after "Don't Trust the Mailman", which is why Astolfo's hair remains the same. It is unknown why Master Chief's armor is pink again (aside from being a potential callback to "Master Chief becomes a Femboy (The Anime)").
* When Tahu suddenly busts in and grabs Yellow Jacket, support wires can be seen taped onto the back of his figurine to help it stand and are visible until he turns around and leaves.