Uncle Sam VS Captain America

**Uncle Sam VS Captain America** is the 2nd episode of Ultra Mega Diss Tracks Alpha and the 10th battle overall! It features Uncle Sam and Captain America in a battle of fictional people who represent America!

**Battle Length**: 1:16

## Dissers

Bob-Crust as Uncle Sam!

Bob-Crust as Captain America!

## Lyrics

*[Uncle Sam is in Red, Captain America is in Blue and the U.S. Soldiers are in Green!]*

### **Uncle Sam - Verse 1:**

Welcome Cap, to mother freaking America!

And I will tear a cup…

And crack it like the Liberty Bell!

And your movies are a gosh darn living Hell!

I will rock ya’ and sock ya, throughout the bay!

But, I am sure you can handle it since you “Can do this all day”!

I will bury your face in some frozen ice…

So you can decolor like the Statue of Liberty, that’s nice!

### **Captain America - Verse 1:**

Stop faking the truth, I CAN do this all day!

But, I won’t if you keep sounding like a horse that wants some hay!

Hey! Don’t mess around, I have lightning powers!

I can use them at any hour, while you’re as high as the Eiffel Tower!

I will vanish you, like I did with Red Skull!

While all you do is be in posters and drink Red Bull!

### **Uncle Sam - Verse 2:**

Stop, what’s wrong with you, you don’t know what I’ve been drinking!

It ain’t Red Bull for sure, but I know what you’ve been thinking…

About! Which is that you were buried in ice for 66 years!

And that you are an inhuman mutant beast, you’re just a freak who cries down tears!

I bet you don’t know a single fact about America right now!

And you hid your power from everybody else, how much of a jerk do you have to be, HOW?

You are overly skinny and white, like the Washington Monument!

Your wings ears look more ridiculous than your pecs, pass a mint!

And how the city feels about the Avengers, on the fence!

Come on, take me on fair and square. Get rid of the shield, no defense!

### **Captain America - Verse 2:**

I ain’t no gosh darn freak! I’m a super soldier!

And yes I do have inhuman powers! But, can your teeth get any golder!

You can’t mess with me, I am the only beholder...

Of these powers in a human. Yes I’m a mutant, but you’re not a holder…

Of anything, except being able to always look baggingly old!

And no you don’t offend me with your words, you’re not bold!

And I couldn’t tell the others about my lightning power because people would go after me…

And I ain’t no pussy. But, I didn’t want to deal with that, you know Magee!

Plus, I am ready to take you on, bring it on Buckaroo!

What can you do, with only one official image of you!

### **Uncle Sam - Verse 3:**

Ha, What can I do?

I can influence a whole army of soldiers to join me and go against you! (Yes sir!)

You can cry if you want Roger, oh Boo Hoo! (Ha ha!)

I would rhyme that with “Poo”, but I’m not immature. But, we would expect that from you!

### **Captain America - Verse 3:**

Cut it out, you’re not going to win!

Even if you bring an army, I got the Avengers! Fin!

You are nothing except a mascot, I’ll hit ya’ into the bin!

While I’m a superhero, compared to me you’re just a munchkin!

Man this was easy, I don’t know what I expected from you!

When the 10th image that pops up for you, you got a middle finger up. F-U!