Let's Play LOVECRAFT LETTER

**Let's Play LOVECRAFT LETTER** is a video in the Board Game Club series.

"*We've done board games, next logical step is a porno.*"
―Luke
## Notable moments

* The first rule of Board Game Club is "only poetry or madness could do justice to the noises".
* Whose "lovecraft letter is going to be sent first-class" and will "find their's marked 'Return to Elder'"?
* A Lovecraftian-twist on a classic! What's not to love? The cast seem to be particularly hyper this episode, so look forward to a lot of giggling breakdowns and squid-impressions.
* Holly's joke gets a special call out - "Clue-thulhu. Clue-thu-clue. Clue-clu-clue."
* Special Dom Allen shout out, and a reference to the Don't Mess With Cthulhu video! A shame that the resident Cthulhu expert is not there, but the cast's energy made up for it.
* The Tower of Destiny gets a special entry song from Laurie, although Holly gets a Bucket of Dexterity instead. All four roll with the influence of Cthulhu and are screaming.
* Laurie: "Is that a tentacle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
* Holly: "Is this too many bits for you?" Blair, as Cthulhu: "I have many bits!" We're not even twelve minutes in. Beautiful.
* Now we have Luke talking about Ghostbusters. Hopefully we get the full footage of that.
* The word 'Necronomicon' is a continuous struggle for all of the cast, including Teri! Hi Teri!
* Holly: "Every time you're on, Luke, it all becomes about bums." Luke: "It's all I do. I'm just one big incognito tab."
* Joke of the Day: Luke goes "Bum, bum, bum!" but in Symphony No. 5 style. It's a bum joke.
* We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming for a new section: Luke Owen Tries To Pronounce Stuff: Lovecraft Edition!
* The Cthulhu impressions are spot-on. A lot of tentacle hands and fancy voices.
* Luke has the power to guess Laurie's card, but Holly already knows it. Cue a lot of attempts at mind-reading and deals with the dead.
* Luke: "When are they going to do the Winnie-the-Pooh-Cthulhu crossover?... Winnie the Cthul-Pooh."
* Luke has two modes: Bums or Ghostbusters.
* Blair: "I think we just need to make a whole porno series of Cthulhu-based porn." Laurie, as Cthulhu: "I'm here to fix your washing machine!" plus many extra Cthulhu-porn ideas. We're here for the quality content.
* Luke: "Always the bridesmaid..." Laurie: "Never the squid."
* The cast are mad both ways! They're double mad! Laurie's valley-girl persona returns!
* Holly's bit results in an early-game loss for Luke. But he's just here for the drama, so it's fine.
* Laurie really wants a point. Just one.
* Blair is totally sane. And to prove it, she says it a lot.
* Holly: "I think I've found a little loophole with this game. I'm one step away from both paths to victory and now, I'm immortal. Now, I am your God. I am... your Cthulhu."
* It comes down to whose card is highest - and oh, it's tense! But the game continues.
* Personal highlight - Laurie quietly sliding a card to Blair to speed up the game, only to go "Chop, chop!" when the bit takes too long. Nice hosting!
* It's down to an unlikely two. But who will win?
* And the winner now has to fuck their step-cousin! That's the rules.
* Luke finally has a victory on Board Game Club! Huzzah!

## Scores

* Laurie: Loss; 1 Insanity Token
* Blair: Loss; 1 Sane Token
* Holly: Loss; 1 Sane Token, 2 Insanity Tokens
* Luke: Win; 2 Sane Tokens

## Talking heads

Talking heads are available for this episode.

## Trivia

* Game introduction and rules are presented by Laurie.
* An extended version of this episode is available on the No Rolls Barred Patreon.
* This game is a Lovecraft-inspired version of Love Letter, which is about sneaking a letter to a princess.