Clean Warfare/Transcript

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**(A.D. 23XX)**

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**V.O.:** Coming Up Next On GBS, Carina's PTSD Finally Shows It's Head, While Zoe's OCD Turns Her Into A Homicidal Maverick. James And Ryan Shafer Also Join The HTF Dimension, Only To See The Battle Has Only Just Begun. Will There Be A Remedy For This Conflict? Find Out In Clean Warfare! Only On GBS, The One To Watch!

(The Episode Starts Out With A Look At Maverick Hunter City)
**GRAPHIC:** Maverick Hunter City, New York - A.D. 23XX

(James Lynch & Ryan Shafer Are Reading Their Old 2295 Middle School Yearbook)

**Ryan S:** I Never Knew That Dixon Was The Most Likely To Get A Girlfriend, Since He’s Dating The High School Valedictorian Catherine Musumeci.

**James L:** Well, I Assuming That Prediction Was Proven Right. Wait? I Had The Best Hair? Don’t You Think That Was A Bit Of A Stretch Because I’m A Cyborg?

**Ryan S:** This Was Prior To The Events Of MMC 7. Hey Look, It’s Us With Brandon, Ryan D And Alex.

(They See The Photo Of James And Ryan S Sitting With Brandon, Ryan D And Alex)

**James L:** Ah, Those Were The Days, We Were The Best Of Friends And We Helped Brandon Get Back Together With Cheyenne Miller For The First Time Since Third Grade, Remember That?

**Ryan S:** Uh, I Think They Were Together Since Third Grade, They Just Didn’t See Each Other In Middle School Since They Had Different Classes. Also, Brandon And Cheyenne Hardly Interacted In Middle School. It Wasn’t Until Jesse Hanville’s Dad, Jordan Hanville, Aka Gold Vile X Attacked The High School And Brandon Defeated Him That They Got Back Together. Also The Fact That Jesse Almost Ruined Miller’s 9th Birthday Thanks To His Blatant Lies.

**James L:** So That’s Why Jesse Hates Us, Brandon Killed His Father And He Wasn’t Happy About That.

**Ryan S:** Now That I Think About It, Doesn’t Feel Weird That Brandon, Ryan D And Alex Aren’t Here And Are In The HTF Dimension?

**James L:** You Do Have A Point, Should We Ask Ross If We Can Join Him?

**Ross M:** Don’t Bother, Now That We Know That Sniffles And Rosalie Are Creating A Machine That Allows Our Comrades To Exist In Both The MMC And HTF Dimensions With The Help Of Donovan And Emily, We Allow Anyone To Join Their Friends In The HTF Dimension If They Miss A Certain Person.

**Alisia G:** Uh, You Do Know That You Would Be The Exact Opposite In The Next Episode, Right?

**Ross M:** That Episode’s Intro Sequence Is Getting A Massive Overhaul For What It Is, But It Will Have The Same Concept.

(The Fourth Wall Falls On Trip Offscreen)

**Trip H:** Damnit! Just Because I Have Alex’s TTS Voice Doesn’t Mean That You Should Transfer His Gags To Me!

**Ross M:** You Know What, Nevermind About What Just Happened, Just Go…

(James And Ryan S Head Into The DTM As We Fade To Black)

(The Title Sequence Plays With Marvel Vs Capcom Infinite’s X Vs Zero Track [25% Faster And 3 Pitches Higher] Is Playing)

**INTRO GRAPHIC:** GBS Studios Presents - A MMB Productions Entertainment Production - In Association Maverick Hunter Entertainment, Phantasia Entertainment, C.E. Animation Studios & MondoMedia - A Series Based Off Of Capcom's Megaman Chronicles & And MondoMedia's Happy Tree Friends.

**INTRO LOGO GRAPHIC:** Megaman Chronicles X Happy Tree Friends: The Series

**GRAPHIC:** Episode 10: Clean Warfare - Created By Brandon Germain - Directed By Kenn Navarro - Story By Danny McLoughlin - Animation By MMB Productions & MondoMedia

**GRAPHIC:** Starring Ryan Shafer (Is Seen Brushing His Teeth) - ”Toothy In Everything But Name!” - James Lynch (Is Seen Lasering Mime In Half With His COR On Accident) - “Not Related To A DC Character!” - Carina Carvey (Is Seen Flipped Out In A Army Outfit And Being All Rambo Despite Being A Girl) - "The Odds Are In Her Favor For This Soldier!" - Zoe Hainley (Is Cleaning Up Her Mess After Her Pump She Uses For Her Type 1 Diabetes Overflows) - "Not One, But Two Conditions. OCD & T1D!" - Trevor Hughes (Is Seen Taking Pictures At The Treetona Speedway With Michael McDowell [Coyote] And The Harley J. Earl Trophy) - "Arrogance My Foot!" - Xavier Barrington - (Is Talking To Brandon About Their Persona's Past Life) - "B-Class Hunter No More!"

**GRAPHIC:** Featuring: (Shows Pictures Of Cheyenne Miller, Cheyenne Wilson, Ryan Dolbear, Hunter Dolbear, Rose Carlson, Austin Carlson, Jordan Cole, Brandon Germain, Alexander Sisera, Dylan Germain, Donovan Dygert, Skaggles, Nutty, Cuddles, Pop, Cub, Snowers, Petunia, Stacy, Josh, Handy And Pranky)

(Title Sequence Fades To Black After A Few Seconds)

(We Then Transfer Into The HTF Dimension, We See Carina With Trevor Watching The News)

**Skaggles:** And From What Evidence We’ve Got From Sniffles, Eva And Other Scientists Researching This Subject, People With OCD Can Turn Evil Under Extreme Pressure, Much Like PTSD Sufferers, And Anyone Who Has A Mild Case Of PTSD Still Can Turn Evil Like Chronic PTSD Sufferers.

(Trevor Spits Out His Drink)

**Trevor H:** What?! People With OCD Can Turn Evil Under Extreme Pressure, Much Like PTSD Sufferers? That’s Exactly What Zoe And Petunia Have!

**Carina C:** Well, Not True. Petunia’s OCD Is Not As Severe As Zoe’s. Zoe’s Is Very Severe Since She Also Has Type One Diabetes.

**Trevor H:** But Did You Hear What The Newsman Also Said?

**Carina C:** I Already Know What He Said About People Like Me. My Evil Alter Ego Only Engages When I Feel Threatened, Or If Anyone Else Is In Danger. This Isn’t Effective Against The Fourth Of July Fireworks Though, As I Murdered Everyone On That Night, And I Was So Traumatized From That Moment, As Well Being Drenched In Blood Like Carrie White.

**Trevor H:** I Remember That, I Was The First To Die And I Should Have Not Took You To See The Fireworks.

**Carina C:** It’s Ok, Everyone Makes Mistakes.

**Trevor H:** But Should See If We Can Help Zoe Before She Flips Out?

**Carina C:** Yeah, Lets Go!

(Set Off To Find Zoe Before Anything Bad Happens To Her. Meanwhile, In The Other Part Of The City, The Interdimensional Rift Opens And James Lynch And Ryan Shafer Step Out.)

**Ryan S:** Huh? Was I Right About Me Being A Toothy Clone?! Because My Malocclusion, Or Diastema Is Now Present And Holy Moly They’re Big.

**James L:** Well, Beavers Usually Have Teeth Like That. Also, My Head Feels Weird.

**Ryan S:** It’s Because You Have Antlers.

**James L:** Oh, Right. I Guess Donovan's Predictions Were Right.

**Ryan S:** Or Maybe The Animators Made Us Like This To Show What We Eventually Would Look Like.

(We Hear A Motorcycle Crashing Into A Tree, As We Pan To See Xeba Impaled On A Tree Branch By His Chest, Causing His Heart To Be Exposed.)

**Ryan S:** Uh, Ok? Let’s Just Find Our Friends Instead Of Breaking The Fourth Wall.

(James And Ryan Set Off To Find The Rest Of Their Friends As We Then Transfer Over To Zoe And Xavier's House. Zoe Is Seen Sleeping As He Alarm Goes Off, She Turns It Off And Wakes Up. She Looks Outside And Sees A Beautiful Day.)

**Zoe H:** Wow, It’s Beautiful Outside! I Can’t Wait To Meet My Friends So We Can Hang Out. I’m Heading Down To Make Breakfast.

(She Heads Downstairs And Makes Pancakes For Breakfast. One Drop Of Syrup Gets Onto Her Sweatshirt. She Starts To Get Upset About It.)

**Zoe H:** Oh Come On, Not Again! I Just Washed This Sweatshirt Yesterday!

(She Takes A Deep Breath And Gets A Paper Towel And Wipes It Off. After Having Pancakes, Zoe Looks At The Newspaper And Is Shocked To See That People With OCD Can Turn Evil Under Extreme Pressure, Much Like PTSD Sufferers And Anyone Who Has A Mild Case Of PTSD Still Can Turn Evil Like Chronic PTSD Sufferers.)

**Zoe H:** Oh My God! I Can Become Evil Under Extreme Pressure. I’m So Scared About This.

(She Starts To Hyperventilate, Before Calming Down.)

**Zoe H:** I Hope That Doesn’t Happen To Me, Because Killing My Friends After What Carina Went Through Is A Terrible Thing.

(Zoe Hastily Closes The Newspaper And Burns It On The Fireplace. She Takes A Few Deep Breaths And Heads Outside.)

**Zoe H:** Ok, I Got To Make Sure I Don’t Get Dirty, Because The Chance Of Me Turning Evil Is Very High Since My OCD Is The Worst Type. Maybe My Friends Can Help Me Find Something Relaxing To Do.

(Zoe Goes On Her Walk, Before She See Cuddles And Nutty Having An Ice Cream Fight In Front Of DQ, Where They Throw Scoops Of Ice Cream At Each Other.)

**Cuddles:** This Is Fun! It’s Like Throwing Snowballs!

**Nutty:** Yeah, Except They're Flavored And Are Sweet To Eat!

**Dylan G:** Guy! Stop Throwing The Ice Cream! Those Are For The Customers!

(The Fighting Continues As Zoe Thinks Of A Solution)

**Zoe H:** Man! I Would Hate To Get In A Mess Of Ice Cream, Even Though I Like Ice Cream. What Should I Do? I Know, I Should Stay On The Opposite Side Of The Sidewalk, And Crossover At The Next Crosswalk, Since It’s Just Up A Bit.

(Zoe Walks Pass The Conflict And Doesn’t Get Dirty)

**Nutty:** Hey! I Have An Idea! Let’s See How Much I Can Hold In My Mouth!

(Cuddles Throws Five Ice Cream Balls Into Nutty’s Mouth And He Tries To Swallow But He Swallows Too Much And Chokes To Death. Cuddles Backs Away, As Dylan Sees Nutty Dead And Goes To Clean Up The Mess.)

**Dylan G:** (Sighs) I Hate My Job…

(We Circlewipe To A Park, Zoe Feeds The Pigeons With Bird Seed. She Then Hears Something Closeby)

**Cub:** Hey Dad? Can You Open My Chocolate Milk, Because I Can’t Open It.

**Pop:** Sure.

(Pop Opens The Bottle, But Milk Splashes Out.)

**Pop:** Uh, Oh! Is There Anyone With OCD Around Us?

(The Drop Heads Towards Zoe.)

**Pop:** Ah Crap!

(Pop Sees This And Hastily Runs Towards Her, Zoe Sees The Droplets Of Milk And Just Before It Can Soak Zoe, She Sticks Her Tongue Out And Savors It.)

**Zoe H:** Oh, Chocolate Milk! Does Anyone Have Some Nearby?

(Pop Runs Up To Zoe, As He Catches His Breath)

**Zoe H:** Hey Pop, What’s Going On?!

**Pop:** Well, I Was Trying To Open My Son’s Chocolate Milk, And Droplets Splashed Out Of It, And It Would Have Landed On You, Which Would Have Been Bad.

**Zoe H:** Huh? Why?!

**Pop:** You Know That Story About OCD People Having An Evil Alter Ego?

**Zoe H:** A Little Bit, Why Do You Ask?

**Pop:** That Was A True Story. Just 3 Weeks Ago, Sniffles Saw Petunia Murdering People And He Knew That Petunia Would Never Do A Thing Like That. So He Gathered His Scientist Friends Eva, His Wife Rosalie, Aiysa, And Several Other Doctors, Nurses And Scientist To Analyze This Situation, And That Where They Found That People With OCD Can Turn Evil Under Extreme Pressure, Much Like PTSD Sufferers And Anyone Who Has A Mild Case Of PTSD Still Can Turn Evil Like Chronic PTSD Sufferers.

**Zoe H:** Oh My! That’s Terrible! I Saw That Story And It Made Me Hyperventilate! Luckily I Kept My Composure And Got Myself Calm.

**Pop:** Well, Let Me Tell You, You Should Watch Your Back. Because Some Pranksters Might Cause You To Turn Maverick And Cause You To Kill Your Friends. I Myself Am A Superstitious Man, After What I Went Through With My Second Wife McKenzie’s Death.

**Zoe H:** Thanks For The Advice. I’ll Be On My Way.

(Zoe Continues Her Walk, As Pop Still Feels Worried About Zoe, As Cub Walks Up To Him)

**Cub:** Dad?! What’s Wrong?!

**Pop:** Something Tells Me Everything Is About To Go Downhill In A Matter Of Time For Her, As Well As The People Who Are Searching For Her So They Can Help Her Avoid Zoe Turning Evil…

(Later, Zoe Walks Along A Sidewalk, With No Speck Of Dirt To Be Seen. The Mole Is Seen Raking Leaves. However, The Wind Blows The Pile

**The Mole:** Ah Crap!

(Zoe Ducks Just In Time, As The Mole Sees This)

**The Mole:** Oh Thank God You’re Ok, I’ve Seen People Freak Out After They Get Leaves Covered In Dirt On Their Shirts.

**Zoe H:** Well, I’m Trying My Best To Avoid Getting Dirty, Because One Speck Of Dirt Or Gunk Might Make Me Go Maverick.

**The Mole:** You Heard That OCD Evil Alter Ego Story Too? Well, Let Me Warn You, You Should Warn Your Boyfriend About This. He’s In Town Trying To Fix A Broken Power Cable. Also, I’ve Heard That Trevor And Carina Are Looking For You.

**Zoe H:** Huh? Why Is Everyone Concerned About Me?! Everyone I’ve Saw So Far, With The Exception Of The People At DQ Has Been Concerned About Me!

**The Mole:** It’s Because You Have The Most Evil, Terrifying, And Ruthless Evil Alter Ego, Even More Ruthless That Brandon’s Evil Alter Ego.

**Zoe H:** Oh My! What Is It’s Name?

**The Mole:** Well, Have You Ever Put Your Name In And See What It Looked Like Spelled Backwards?

**Zoe H:** Once, Why Do You Ask?

**The Mole:** It’s Name Is Your Full Name Zoe Hainley Spelled Backwards.

**Zoe H:** But My Name Backwards Is... Wait… (She Quietly Spells Her Name Backwards) Y, E, L, N, I, A, H, E, O, Z… Oh My God! My Evil Alter Ego’s Name Is My Name Spelled Backwards?! What Is This? 2017?

**The Mole:** Well That Episode Did Get On The Happy Tree Friends Specy Spooktacular: Halloween Lost Files DVD Set Released A Year After That Episode Released.

**Zoe H:** Well, Now That I Know I Could Possibly Kill People And Show No Remorse Doing So, I Should Be Extra Careful Not To Get Dirty.

**The Mole:** Uh, Don’t Leave Yet.

**Zoe H:** Why?

**The Mole:** You Were About To Slip On The Banana Peel, I Was Just Stopping You So You Wouldn’t Slip.

**Zoe H:** Ah! Thanks! I’ll Dispose Of This To Where It Belongs.

(Zoe Picks Up A Banana Peel And Puts It In A Trash Can, And Walks On. Zoe Comes Across A Crossing Light And Waits For It To Turn Green.)

**Zoe H:** Uh, Should I Wait Here?

(Zoe Looks Down At The Road And Sees A Mud Puddle)

**Zoe H:** Nope! Not With This Mud Puddle Here! I Should Stand Off To The Side That Doesn’t Have One.

(Zoe Gets On The Opposite Side Of The Crosswalk.)

**Zoe H:** There We Go! I Should Be Safe!

(A Car Runs Over The Puddle And Splashes Zoe Despite Her Being On The Opposite Side)

**Zoe H:** Sometimes I Wonder If Logic Doesn’t Make Sense. Oh Well, It’s Mud And That Can’t Hurt Me. I Was Gonna Take A Shower Once I Got Home Anyways.

(Zoe Keeps Her Cool And Carries On Walking. She Sees A Trash Bag Lying On The Street.)

**Zoe H:** Uh, Should This Be In The Trash? Oh Well, In You Go Regardless

(Zoe Throws It Onto A Pile Of Trash Bags. As A Shadowy Figure Gets Behind The Trash Can She Was At.)

**???:** Now That I Know Zoe Can Be Ruthless If She Is Evil, I Can Use This As The Biggest Prank I’ve Ever Done, Even Bigger Than Episode 1. Now Let’s Do This!

(The Shadowy Figure Grabs The Can And Dumps It On To Zoe, Causing Her To Get Buried In Trash.)

**Zoe H:** Hey! What Was That For!

**???:** Pranks On You Bitch! Have Fun Losing Your Sanity!

(The Figure Runs Away As We See Zoe In The Trash Pile)

**Zoe H:** Hey! That Voice Sounds A Lot Like Pranky! I Need To Get Out Of Here Before…

(One Of The Bags Rip Open, Causing Zoe To Get Covered In Trash. Carina And Trevor Run Up To The Situation And See Zoe Buried In A Trash Bag Pile. They Gasp In Shock, Knowing What Was Going To Happen Next.)

**Zoe H:** Oh My God! This Is So Disgusting! I Hate Being Drenched In Trash! I Had A Nightmare Of This Exact Thing Happening And It Had Me Kill Everyone! I Think I’m Gonna Faint!

(Suddenly, Something Triggers Within Zoe)

**Zoe H:** Whoever Did This Will Suffer Dearly! I’m Gonna Find The Bastard Who Did This To Me And They… Will… Die!!!

(Zoe Transforms Into Eoz While Saying They Will Die, As Her Eyes Turn Blue And Zoe Lets Out An Angry Scream. Blue Lights Emerge Through The Trash Bags Until Zoe Turns Maverick And Sends Trash Flying Everywhere. We Then See Xavier Fixing A Faulty Power Line As He Hears Zoe Turning Maverick As Well As Seeing Flying Trash Bags.)

Xavier B: Huh? Why Did Zoe Sound Different When She Screamed?

(A Trash Bag Hits Xavier’s Ladder And It Starts To Lose Balance.)

Xavier B: Woah! Losing Balance! I Got To Grab Hold Of Something!

(Things Go To Slow Motion As Xavier Realizes What Happened To Him In Song Of The South)

Xavier B: Oh… I Have No Hands… I Can’t Grab Onto Anything… This Is Gonna Hurt One Way Or Another…

(Xavier Slips Off The Ladder As His Teeth Grab The Power Line And He Gets Electrocuted And Charcoaled. The Wind Blows His Ashes Away, Leaving His Blacken Hard Hat As It Falls On The Ground.)

**Y Eoz:** Now With That Out Of The Way, Man That Was Prolonged, I’m Gonna Kill The Person Who Did This To Me, As Well As Anyone Else Who Stands In My Way. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

(Zoe Walks Away And Laughs Evilly As We Zoom Out To See Carina And Trevor, As We Cut To Carina And Trevor Seeing What Happened And Being Shocked.)

**Trevor H:** Oh My! This Is Not What We Wanted To Happen! We Should Do Something Carina!

(Trevor Sees Carina Stands Frozen In Shock)

**Trevor H:** Carina?

**Carina C:** I… I Got Nothing To Say… What I Just Saw Was The Most Terrifying Thing I’ve Ever Witnessed!

(Something Snapped In Carina As She Sees Visions Of Her Friends, Eventually Trevor, Being Brutally Murdered By Zoe. She Then Starts Admitting A Blood Red Aura Which Trevor Sees.)

**Trevor H:** Carina?! Are You Ok?!

(As Trevor Walks Up To Her, Karina Stops Him From Progressing Any Further)

**Karina K:** If I Were You, I Would Stay Out Of My Way. I’ve Got A Maverick To Slay!

(Karina Dashes Away At The Speed Of Light As Trevor Is Shocked About What Is Happening. Meanwhile James And Ryan S See Ryan D, Alex, And The Others Running From Something.)

**James L:** Woah, Ryan! What’s Going On?!

**Ryan D:** Dude! You Won’t Believe This! Zoe Has Turned Maverick And Is Killing Everyone!!! You Need To Escape Before She…"

(Before Dolbear Could Warn Them, His Head Is Impaled By A Mop Handle Zoe Threw.)

**Ryan S:** Holy Pug In A Pizza Box! Dolbear Wasn’t Lying!

**Y eoZ:** You Two! Did You Prank Me By Throwing Trash On Me?!

**James L:** What Are You Talking About! We Didn’t Do A Single Thing!

**Ryan S:** You’re Just Having Crazy Hallucinations!

**Y eoZ:** You Think I’m Crazy, Huh? I’ll Kill You Two Just For Saying That!

(Suddenly, Something Grabs Zoe’s Shoulder)

**Y eoZ:** Huh?

(Karina Picks Up Zoe And Throws Her To The Ground)

**Y eoZ:** What The Hell?! Another Crazy Bitch?! Why Do You Even Bother Showing Up In The First Place?!

**Karina K:** Well, To Prevent You From Killing My Friends! Only I Can Kill Them! Not You!

**James L:** Uh, Is Carina Protecting Us So She Can Kill Us Later?

**Ryan S:** I Don’t Know, But I Think We Should Get Out Of Here Before Things Start To Explode Between Zoe And Carina!

(The Two Run Off As Karina Kicks Zoe Into A Mud Puddle.)

**Karina K:** Now You Better Stop Before You Get You Or Me Hurt!

**Y eoZ:** Oh So That How You Want It? Then So Be It You Bitch!

(Zoe Brings Out Her ZH Saber And The Two Insane Tree Friends Then Engage Each Other In A Sword Fight. Karina Bumps Into The Mole, Who Stumbles Backwards And Is Then Impaled On A Low Tree Branch. The Two Continue Trading Scars And Bruises Until They Reach A Renovations Project That Xavier Was Supposed To Finish, Prior To His Death By Electrocution. Karina Swings Her Bowie Knife. Zoe Dodges And The Knife Cuts A Scaffolding Pipe.)

**Y eoZ:** Hah! You Missed!

(The Whole Thing Then Collapses On Zoe Causing Carina To Snap Back To Normal.)

**Carina C:** Oh My God! It Happened Again! Damn It, I Knew That Zoe Turning Maverick Would Lead Me To Turn Maverick!

**Zoe H:** Carina! Help Me!

(Carina Sees Zoe Crushed Underneath A Scaffolding Pipe, And Uses Her Strength To Lift It Off Her)

**Carina C:** Zoe! I Am So Sorry About What Happened! I Couldn’t Control My Self, And You Would Have Killed Everyone If I Didn’t Stop You.

**Zoe H:** That’s Ok, Everyone Makes Mistakes. I Think We Both Made Mistakes, And I Think Karma Picked Me To Have The Worst Of It, Because I Can Not Move At All! I Think I’m Paralyzed! Can You Take Me To The Hospital?

**Carina C:** Sure!

(Carina Goes To Help Her As We Transition To The Hospital. Zoe Wakes Up In A Hospital, Covered With Bandages.)

**Zoe H:** Wow! After What Happened Today, No Wonder I Feel Like Crap!

**James L:** We Know.

**Ryan S:** But It’s A Good Thing You Are Ok.

**Trevor H:** We Hate To Lose A Person Like You.

**Carina C:** I Can Think Of One Thing That Can Override That Sentence.

**Zoe H:** But How Did This Happen?

**Donovan D:** It’s That Story About People With OCD Turning Evil Under Extreme Pressure. What Happened To You Was The Result Of Someone Traping You Into A Pile Of Trash With One Of The Bags Being Partially Ripped. You Will Make A Full Recovery, But May Need Another Week To Heal.

**Zoe H:** But I Still Need To Know Who Did That Prank.

(The Gang Then Hears Laughter Coming From The Corner Of The Room)

**Pranky:** Pranked You Bitch! I’m Amazed That It Worked Out So Well! Another Prank Success From The Prank Master!

**Trevor H:** Wait A Minute… You Were The One Who Pranked Zoe?!

**Pranky:** Well, Yeah, And Damn Was It Funny!

(Everyone Then Looks At Him With Angry Stares)

**Pranky:** Why Do You All Look Mad? Don’t You Think That It Was Funny? Man, People These Days Have No Humor!

**Trevor H:** I’ll Show You No Humor!

(Trevor Grabs His Saber And Chases Pranky Down The Hall. Brandon Was In Another Room As He Sees The Chase)

**Pranky:** Oh My God! I Am So Sorry!

**Trevor H:** You’re Dead Meat Once I Get You!

**Brandon G:** Well, There’s A Way To Lose Your Cool, Am I Right?!

(Brandon Shrugs And Laughing Nervously As The Iris Zooms Out)

**Brandon G:** I’m Gonna Die Next Episode, Aren’t I?

(The Episode Completes It's Iris Out As We See A Title Card Saying "THE END..." As The Words "IS THIS" And "FOR BRANDON?" Appear Above And Below The "THE END" Text, Before Fading Out After A Few Seconds)

--Insert Credits Here--

**Graphic:** Long Story Short: War Is Good For Absolutely Nothing, Unless You're A Cleaning Maid!

--End Script--