Diana's Lair

Diana's Lair is a futuristic lair and the administrative centre for Linux L. It is resided in only by one character, Diana, with the rest of the work being done by machines. Access is forbidden by all but Diana and the leaders of the Linux Guy Factions, however other characters wonder in such as PowerPoint Bill Gates.

## Location

It is located at the antipode of The Linux Guy Empire, at the bottom of the largest ocean on Linux L, an almost completely round, 20km deep body of water. The lair itself is contained under a several metre thick concrete dome on the ocean floor itself.

## Access

As the lair is completely sealed off, and the ocean is too deep for conventional submersibles to dive down to, there are only two ways into the lair. The first method of getting there, and the most likely to be successful is the portal situated in the dessert on the Equatorial Continent of MAC C. It is ill advised to leave the lair through this portal however, as the desert is devoid of life and water for a few hundred kilometres from the portal. The second method of getting there is to use a chute that pierces the planet of Linux L. This chute is completely airtight and a vacuum and so requires a capsule to use. Such a chute is possible as, unlike earth and MAC C, Linux L lacks a hot mantle and core, being cold thorough out. The chute leads directly to an area underneath the centre of The Linux Guy Empire, however the only key to it is held by Diana. There are three ways out of the lair. These are the two aforementioned two way routes and a third one-way portal that connects Linux L to the Forest of Dean. It is notable that both PowerPoint Bill Gates and Mac Guy3135 use this portal to escape their imprisonment by Diana. The portal is also used to initiate The Great Cotswolds Chase.

## Laboratory

The lair is home to an organic chemistry lab, which contains machines that can produce every type of molecule containing carbon possible, especially methane. The carbon is sourced from a massive industrial kelp farm that takes up a large area of the lair. To provide carbon for the kelp to use, seawater is let in to the farm from the ocean itself. Waste water therefore has to be pumped back into the ocean, a process that uses a massive amount of energy due to the extreme pressure of the external seawater compared to the tanks of the farm. If this system ever failed, the tanks would burst and the entire lair would flood.

The ability to synthesise all these elements makes the lair desirable for both humans, to rob oil and PC Guys, to rob benzene and esters, which are desirable for PC Guys. The lab can also produce methene, a completely impossible molecule as it only has one carbon atom and hydrogen cannot form double bonds.

## Portals

The lair has two of the three known portals on Linux L, a portal that links to the Equatorial Desert of MAC C, and another that links to the Forest of Dean on Earth. Diana uses the portal to Earth to enter Earth to steal items from the humans such as weapons and PCs. It is notable that the easiest way to get from The PC Guy Empire to southern England and Wales would be to travel through PC Guy's portal in the PC Guy Castle to to the Linux Guy Empire, use Diana's chute to get to the her lair, and finally use her portal. Unlike using the Falkirk Portal, traveling this route requires little walking. Unfortunatly it does require Diana to open her chute. This means it can only realistically be taken by allies of Diana.

## Importance in The Adventure Series

* The lair was briefly featured in The Adventure to Anhilatate the PC and Linux Guy Empires for Good.
* The lair and its portals will feature prominently in Krobbizoid's The Quest to Destroy Diana.
* The lair will play a role in (7) The Adventure to Get Mac Guy3135 Back Home.