Solar Audition

[21:13] <DerpyandDawn> This is the audition process for The Extreme Expedition. Please tell me your name and who you are auditioning for.

[21:13] <Milks> um no!!!!!!!!!!!

[21:13] <XxSolarEclipsexX> i cant do this right now

[21:13] <XxSolarEclipsexX> with blake here

[21:13] <XxSolarEclipsexX> why cant we do this in a pm

[21:13] <BlakeMegido> fine

[21:13] <Milks> blake change ur name

[21:13] == BlakeMegido [60e5b3c7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.96.229.179.199] has quit [Client Quit]

[21:13] <Milks> o

[21:13] <Milks> ok

[21:13] <XxSolarEclipsexX> thank you

[21:13] <DerpyandDawn> Which one would you like to audition for first?

[21:13] <XxSolarEclipsexX> ok start again

[21:13] <DerpyandDawn> This is the audition process for The Extreme Expedition. Please tell me your name and who you are auditioning for.

[21:14] <XxSolarEclipsexX> I am XxSolarEclipsexX and I am auditioning for Kelly and Taylor, Leshawna and Leshaniqua and Ryan and Stephanie

[21:14] <XxSolarEclipsexX> leshawna and leshianuqa first

[21:14] <XxSolarEclipsexX> rip spelling

[21:14] <DerpyandDawn> I will ask a couple of questions, none that should invade your privacy.

[21:14] <DerpyandDawn> 1. Do you have any problems with people of a different race, gender, religion, or sexuality?

[21:14] <XxSolarEclipsexX> 1. I hate Otherkin if that counts and straight white people

[21:14] <DerpyandDawn> Okay.

[21:14] <DerpyandDawn> 2. On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your grammar?

[21:14] <XxSolarEclipsexX> 2. 9

[21:14] <DerpyandDawn> 3. Would your characters be open to any relationships? Yes or no should suffice.

[21:15] <XxSolarEclipsexX> 3. Yes for Leshaniqua

[21:15] <XxSolarEclipsexX> shes getting some sugar daddies obvi

[21:15] <DerpyandDawn> Sub-question, with who?

[21:15] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Haven't given it thought, but if something happens ill go with it

[21:15] <DerpyandDawn> 4. How well will your attendance be if you do get the spot?

[21:16] <XxSolarEclipsexX> 4. Hopefully 90% because i actually care about this rp

[21:16] <Milks> coughmorelike9%cough

[21:16] <DerpyandDawn> Okay. Next is the roleplaying segment. Please make a opening confessional for Leshawna and Leshaniqua.

[21:16] <Milks> oops pardon me

[21:16] <XxSolarEclipsexX> screaming

[21:16] <XxSolarEclipsexX> ok do i just link it

[21:16] <DerpyandDawn> sure

[21:16] <XxSolarEclipsexX> http://totaldrama.wikia.com/wiki/User:XxSolarEclipsexX/The\_Extreme\_Expedition\_-\_Leshawna\_and\_Leshaniqua

[21:17] <XxSolarEclipsexX> brb

[21:17] <Milks> k

[21:17] <DerpyandDawn> Ok. Nice

[21:17] <XxSolarEclipsexX> ok back

[21:17] <XxSolarEclipsexX> is that good idk

[21:17] <DerpyandDawn> XD

[21:17] <DerpyandDawn> Yes

[21:17] <XxSolarEclipsexX> please dont use XD :)) <3

[21:18] <DerpyandDawn> Next is the team on team interaction. I will roleplay as the Daters.

[21:18] <DerpyandDawn> Please specify the location in the opening comment.

[21:19] <XxSolarEclipsexX> alright so i start randomly?

[21:19] <DerpyandDawn> yes

[21:19] <XxSolarEclipsexX> ok

[21:19] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Leshaniqua: \*fanning self\* Oh boy, Morocco is hot! And not in the good away, you feel me?

[21:19] <XxSolarEclipsexX> (like this idk)

[21:19] <XxSolarEclipsexX> (like rr?? am i doing this right)

[21:19] <DerpyandDawn> yes lmao

[21:20] <XxSolarEclipsexX> (thank)

[21:20] <DerpyandDawn> Ryan: \*by the Cousins\* Yo!

[21:20] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Leshaniqua: Ooh. \*bites lip\* Hello to you.

[21:20] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Leshawna: \*nudges Leshaniqua\* He's got a girlfriend.

[21:20] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Leshaniqua: I know, I know. What's up with y'all?

[21:21] <DerpyandDawn> Stephanie: \*glaring fiercely\* I am currently wondering, what's wrong with my BOYFRIEND! Why would you talk to that girl? Do you find her prettier than me? Huh? HUH?!

[21:21] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Leshaniqua: \*flips weave\*

[21:22] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Leshawna: Would you knock it off, girl?

[21:22] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Leshaniqua: Yo', it's called strategy!

[21:22] <DerpyandDawn> Ryan: \*ignores Stephanie\* I was wondering if y'all would like a alliance.

[21:22] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Leshaniqua: You know it!

[21:23] <DerpyandDawn> Stephanie: A alliance? With THEM?! They will slow us down!

[21:23] <DerpyandDawn> Stephanie: LOOK at them!

[21:23] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Leshaniqua: See, 'cous? I know what I'm doing out here! I ain't no fifth place drama queen!

[21:23] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Leshawna: You about to be an 18th place drama queen if you don't watch out.

[21:24] <DerpyandDawn> Stephanie: Ugh Ryan! LET

[21:24] <DerpyandDawn> \*LET

[21:25] <DerpyandDawn> \*\*LET'S GO

[21:25] <DerpyandDawn> Ryan: Seriously? We could--

[21:25] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Leshaniqua: I'll miss you, boo! :(

[21:25] <DerpyandDawn> Stephanie: \*yanks Ryan and scurries off\*

[21:25] <DerpyandDawn> Ryan: Hehe... \*waves bye\*

[21:25] <DerpyandDawn> --END--

[21:25] <XxSolarEclipsexX> same

[21:26] <DerpyandDawn> Okay

[21:26] <DerpyandDawn> Please leave so we can discuss!

[21:36] <DerpyandDawn> who

[21:36] <DerpyandDawn> do u

[21:36] <XxSolarEclipsexX> you

[21:36] <DerpyandDawn> want 2

[21:36] <DerpyandDawn> audition

[21:36] <DerpyandDawn> for

[21:36] <DerpyandDawn> next

[21:36] <DerpyandDawn> ?

[21:36] <XxSolarEclipsexX> um

[21:37] <XxSolarEclipsexX> taylor and kelllleeey wentworth

[21:38] <DerpyandDawn> (´・ω・`)

[21:38] <DerpyandDawn> Make a opening confessional

[21:39] <XxSolarEclipsexX> what

[21:39] <XxSolarEclipsexX> didnt u say

[21:39] <XxSolarEclipsexX> i only needed to do so

[21:39] <XxSolarEclipsexX> for leshaniqwnkqlsjiqsl

[21:40] <Milks> stop being so lazy

[21:40] <XxSolarEclipsexX> that is what u said ! ! !!

[21:40] <DerpyandDawn> make it on here

[21:40] <XxSolarEclipsexX> ughghghgh

[21:40] <XxSolarEclipsexX> fine

[21:40] <DerpyandDawn> also u r pretty much getting leshaniqua and leshawna no matter what

[21:40] <DerpyandDawn> so

[21:40] <XxSolarEclipsexX> ok but i like the other 2 teams 2

[21:40] <XxSolarEclipsexX> ok fine ill do it

[21:40] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Kelly: It's so nice to be on the show, so I can have some fun with Taylor!

[21:41] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Taylor: Okay, mom, stop. We're on TV. Gross.

[21:41] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Kelly: Oh honey! You're never too old to be hanging out with me.

[21:41] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Kelly: All your friends love me.

[21:41] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Taylor: Ew, that's only to your face. Gosh, you're so embarrassing.

[21:42] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Kelly: ...Anyway, we're going to win this race together!

[21:42] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Taylor: I need it the most. I'm totally shafted with my like, what, one grand a week allowance? What are we, poor?

[21:42] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Kelly: I'm doing my best sweetie.

[21:42] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Taylor: Whatever, so long as she doesn't slow us down, we're totes winning.

[21:42] <XxSolarEclipsexX> =end=

[21:43] <XxSolarEclipsexX> merry christmas

[21:43] <DerpyandDawn> k

[21:43] <DerpyandDawn> milk ur doing the team on team interaction

[21:43] <Milks> fine

[21:44] <Milks> I will be the Sisters.

[21:44] <XxSolarEclipsexX> yikes ok

[21:44] == Milks has changed nick to Emma|Kitty

[21:44] <Emma|Kitty> choose the location and time

[21:48] <XxSolarEclipsexX> lets do this

[21:48] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Taylor: \*filing her nails inside the plane\* Ugh, mom, why did you have to be so slow? We were almost eliminated.

[21:49] <Emma|Kitty> Kitty: (texting on her phone and laughs) That is so true!

[21:49] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Kelly: I'm sorry sweetie, but maybe you were a little slow drinking the Moroccan stew?

[21:49] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Taylor: See! Even that girl agrees, despite having her hair like that...

[21:49] <Emma|Kitty> Emma: Ugh, give me that! (grabs Kitty's phone) Why do you let this distract you so much? We're on a race to WIN, remember.

[21:50] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Taylor: And don't you put the blame on me because you're like, bad at parenting.

[21:50] <Emma|Kitty> Kitty: (hears Taylor) Excuse me?

[21:50] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Taylor: Uhhh, you're excused. \*frowns\*

[21:50] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Kelly: Honey, don't be so cold.

[21:50] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Taylor: I am very NOT cold. I'm hot.

[21:50] <Emma|Kitty> Kitty: No, (gets up) Did you just insult my hair?

[21:50] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Taylor: Well, I wasn't complimenting it. \*rolls eyes\*

[21:51] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Kelly: Oh, sorry sweetie. We mean no trouble. \*smiles\*

[21:51] <Emma|Kitty> Kitty: (frowns) Rude. You know, you should instill some manners into your daughter. Even if someone's hair is bad, you do NOT tell them that to their face.

[21:52] <Emma|Kitty> Emma: (grabs Kitty) What did I say about making enemies in the race?!

[21:52] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Kelly: \*gasps\* Are you saying my daughter does not have manners? I raised her just fine thank you very much!

[21:52] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Taylor: Yeah mom, this is all your fault.

[21:52] <Emma|Kitty> Kitty: (sighs) Come on ಠ\_ಠ-

[21:52] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Kelly: Taylor, please do not make me lose my patience.

[21:52] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Taylor: Like you need anymore gray hairs.

[21:52] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Taylor: Yeah, don't make any more enemies. We're strong.

[21:52] <Emma|Kitty> Emma: Uh, yeah, sure you did. That's why she's snarking at Kitt like that.

[21:52] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Taylor: Well, I know I am.

[21:53] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Kelly: It was self defense!

[21:53] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Taylor: Why don't you like, mind your own business?

[21:53] <Emma|Kitty> Emma: Anyways, Kitty, you need to just let it roll off your back. Enemies are the only thing worse than- excuse me?

[21:53] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Taylor: Envy is a curse. I am way too chipotle for you all, honestly.

[21:53] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Kelly: Taylor, stop speaking to them. Please. \*sighs\*

[21:54] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Taylor: Stop trying to mother me all the time. We're on TV. It just makes you look crazy.

[21:54] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Kelly: Don't make me have to give you a time out, sweetheart...

[21:54] <Emma|Kitty> Emma: Weren't you the one to mock my sisters hair? You know what, just forget it.

[21:54] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Taylor: I'm not 12. Well, she might be with that hair...

[21:54] <Emma|Kitty> Emma: C'mon Kit, we're changing seats. \*drags Kitty down the aisle\*

[21:54] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Taylor: Fine, I'm going to go sit over there. You're totally downers.

[21:54] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Kelly: \*facepalms\* Oh boy.

[21:55] <Emma|Kitty> --END--

[21:55] <Emma|Kitty> Thank you for auditioning.

[21:55] <XxSolarEclipsexX> same

[21:55] <Emma|Kitty> Please leave so we can discuss.

[22:07] <Milks> Who are you auditioning for now

[22:07] <DerpyandDawn> daters

[22:07] <XxSolarEclipsexX> DATERS

[22:08] <Milks> Okay.

[22:08] <Milks> Give an opening confessional now.

[22:08] <XxSolarEclipsexX> fuck ok

[22:09] <Milks> thats points off for cursing

[22:09] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Ryan: Stephanie and I met at the gym two months ago, and we've been going steady ever since!

[22:09] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Stephanie: Mhm, he's so strong and hot, I couldn't resist myself.

[22:09] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Ryan: Aw, Stephanie, you're pretty banging too, you know?

[22:09] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Stephanie: Oh please... \*blushes\*

[22:09] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Ryan: We're going to win this race because our love is stronger than both us, and the others combined!

[22:09] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Stephanie: We are both EXTREMELY competitive, and we won't stop at nothing to win!

[22:10] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Stephanie: Isn't that right? \*inhaling deeply\*

[22:10] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Ryan: Uh, yeah. \*puts hand on his shoulder\*

[22:10] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Stephanie: Oh, was I getting to into it? I'm sorry.

[22:10] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Ryan: It's alright, baby. I think it's sexy.

[22:10] <XxSolarEclipsexX> \*THEY VIOLENTLY MAKE OUT\*

[22:10] <XxSolarEclipsexX> ===end===

[22:11] <Milks> sorry i was on instagram

[22:11] <XxSolarEclipsexX> fuck you

[22:12] <Milks> ok

[22:12] <Milks> Next is team interaction.

[22:12] <XxSolarEclipsexX> same

[22:12] <Milks> I will roleplay as Sanders and MacArthur.

[22:13] <Milks> .

[22:13] == Milks has changed nick to Sanders|MacArthu

[22:13] <XxSolarEclipsexX> ij

[22:13] <XxSolarEclipsexX> ok

[22:13] <XxSolarEclipsexX> lets start this shit

[22:13] <Sanders|MacArthu> .

[22:14] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Ryan: \*panting, running to the Don Box\*

[22:14] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Stephanie: Hurry! \*hits it\* It's a Botch or Watch. You have to draw my caricature since I drank the stew.

[22:14] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Ryan: Aw man, you know drawing isn't my skills.

[22:14] <Sanders|MacArthu> MacArthur: \*shoves Ryan out of the way and snatches the Don Box tip\* Ah... drawing, not my forte.

[22:14] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Stephanie: It's okay, baby. I believe in you. \*kisses him on the cheek\* Come on, let's show these other teams who is on top!

[22:15] <Sanders|MacArthu> MacArthur: Sanders, those years in art school finally paid off!

[22:15] <Sanders|MacArthu> Sanders: ...I've never been to art school? I didn't even take art in high school?

[22:15] <Sanders|MacArthu> MacArthur: With your level of fitness, you should at least consider it. \*laughs\*

[22:18] <Sanders|MacArthu> ok

[22:18] <Sanders|MacArthu> now catch up

[22:18] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Stephanie: Hey, watch out! \*raises fist at MacArthur\*

[22:18] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Ryan: Come on, let's play fair!

[22:18] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Ryan: Stephanie, hold that beautiful pose!

[22:18] <Sanders|MacArthu> MacArthur: Uh, sorry your boyfriend was in the way of the Don Box. This is a race.

[22:18] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Stephanie: I'll do it for you, baby.

[22:19] <Sanders|MacArthu> Sanders; MacArthur, just hold a pose for a bit.

[22:19] <Sanders|MacArthu> MacArthur: Fine.

[22:19] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Stephanie: Well I'm sorry you're in the way of US WINNING, so don't make me have to shove you out of this race.

[22:19] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Ryan: Perfect. \*starts sketching\*

[22:19] <Sanders|MacArthu> Sanders: \*begins drawing\*

[22:19] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Stephanie: Ugh, this pose is draining me. Could you go a little faster, baby?

[22:19] <Sanders|MacArthu> MacArthur: You winning? HAH! I've seen stronger couples at group therapy!

[22:19] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Ryan: I'll try, angel. <3

[22:19] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Stephanie: Oh, oh, no you didn't!

[22:19] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Ryan: Come on Stephanie, she's just trying to get a rise out of you.

[22:20] <Sanders|MacArthu> Sanders: Could you please try to hold a single pose?

[22:20] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Stephanie: What do you know, HUH? I mean... I'm really sorry baby...

[22:20] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Ryan: We're almost done, just ignore them.

[22:20] <Sanders|MacArthu> MacArthur: Oh, yes I did! Come at me, bro!

[22:20] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Stephanie: I'm trying!

[22:20] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Stephanie: Oh, after this, it is so ON.

[22:20] <Sanders|MacArthu> Sanders: MacArthur! Stop provoking them needlessly!

[22:20] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Ryan: (CONF) Sometimes Stephanie gets a little too competitive.

[22:20] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Stephanie: (CONF) If you were in my spot baby, you'd understand.

[22:21] <Sanders|MacArthu> Sanders: (CONF) Sometimes MacArthur gets too... hotheaded.

[22:21] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Stephanie: Yeah, listen to your team mate.

[22:21] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Stephanie: Ryan, faster! They're almost done.

[22:21] <Sanders|MacArthu> MacArthur: (CONF) Hey, not my fault the other teams stink.

[22:21] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Ryan: It's alright, we're still much further ahead of the others.

[22:21] <Sanders|MacArthu> MacArthur: No need anymore! (Sanders shows her the finished caricature) MOVE OUT!

[22:21] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Stephanie: I want to be number one! We have no reason to be behind!

[22:21] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Stephanie: Quick! Quick!

[22:22] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Ryan: Yikes! \*rushes the rest of the drawing, and grabs Stephanie's hand\* Come on, baby, let's hand this in!

[22:22] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Stephanie: \*pulls away\*

[22:22] <XxSolarEclipsexX> Stephanie: We run faster like this!

[22:22] <Sanders|MacArthu> --END--

[22:22] <XxSolarEclipsexX> same

[22:22] <Sanders|MacArthu> Thank you for your audition.

[22:22] <Sanders|MacArthu> Now leave.