Bnbranson

* Original
* Caveman

**Bnbranson**, stylized in-game as **bnbranson** (in lowercase), is a player on Key's SMP. He is the leader of Carmaulgargantuania, and by extension the figurehead of the Carmauli people. He is well regarded among the server for his advanced building skills and techniques. He is the older brother of DrybonesJake.

## Appearance

bnbranson's skin and any variation there of all include distinct red markings around the mouth area extending out to the ears and both sides of the head. This is thought to be a direct example of an ethnic Carmauli and or Carmauli-descendant phenotype, though It's function and purpose is poorly understood.

### Caveman skin controversey

bnbranson debuted his "Caveman" skin in late 2020, much to the dismay of many of the server's residents. Many point to the skin's featured moustache and overall lack of effort as an egregious offence. The skin was debuted in part meant to represent the traditions and likeliness of the old, native Carmauli people. The skin acted as his default skin up until the Bill Gates Vaccine Microsoft-Mojang Transfer Account Hacking Incident, in which bnbranson then changed his skin to a prototype "Nedd-Bear" animatronic skin.

## Biography

bnbranson traces his lineage all the way back as one of the first immigrant settlers of Mount Dookie, helping to build the town hall and various other housing construction projects. Since then, he has followed alongside with the direct development and migration of the Augerian people.

### **Woolwater**

bnbranson and DrybonesJake were the two original founders of Woolwater, originally founding the town after making a tower defense mini-game on a barrier island off the coast of the town. In his time in Woolwater, he helped facilitate the development of it's many other satellite settlements, such as Bedington, Magma Bay, the New Drybone Bus Depot, and the proposed settlement of Welthauptstadt Germania. bnbranson also has relations with the Gatorade Corporation, thought to have been a key member credited to it's initial founding and general success.

### **Nihilia**

bnbranson would soon follow the Augerians to Nihilia, where he would found the nation of the Daisuke-Ikki. bnbranson and his nation acted effectively neutral in the many Dacian-Tre wars, but made efforts to promote and bridge international relations, helping to coin the name of the greater landmass and identity of "Nihilia" itself. It was also here bnbranson built his first arguable mega-structure, building a extremely large and ornate Japanese castle. The Daisuke-Ikki rail and subway lanes were also the site of the first Yerag sightings, which bnbranson presently redirects blame for. bnbranson also helped facilitate the purchase of the first of it's kind Jerome animatronic, which he helped DrybonesJake set up in the Jerome Diner of Old New Drybone.

### **The Tribe**

Following Nihilia, bnbranson joined the Biggie Baggers of the Tribe. He built a massive Mesoamerican pyramid at spawn and partook in various other clandestine shenanigans.

### **Season 1**

As the Augerians migrated from Nihilia and the Tribe, bnbranson initially founded the colony of Batavia in the Dutch East Indies. It was in Batavia he had attracted the attention of the native Carmaulis, which immediately recognized his shared unique red facial markings. After conversing with the natives, he had decided it would be best to let the native Carmaulis remain in their existing isolation, mainly to prevent cultural domination by the Augerians and to begin preparation for the construction of a newly established Carmauli nation. Thus, bnbranson decided to leave Batavia and return to the nascent settlement of Key-Chain and help with the construction of Augeria.

#### Mob-Drop Era

After immigrating from Batavia, bnbranson constructed a small law office (now the Brick District) on the eastern embankment of the Bahama-Pajama River. bnbranson began practicing law under the alias of Barry Goldstein, becoming one of the first arms of justice in Augeria, mainly representing under-represented minorities such as the Tuolongians and holding sympathies towards the early stirrings of Marxism. After some time spent as an attorney-at-large, bnbranson thought it was time to bring true and enforced institutionalized justice to Augeria, vowing to build the nation's first courthouse and begin holding public trials. The courthouse was being built in a Oost-Indisch Huis style using bricks, so bnbranson had found and befriended the donkey Mob-Drop in order to collect and haul back the many pounds of clay needed for construction. bnbranson and Mob-Drop had grow to become very great friends, and many credit Mob-Drop's work with the foundation of Augerian justice itself. Once the courthouse was completed, and as trials had commenced, bnbranson returned to representing various figures in court. During the trial of One-Eared Kid and his ultimate escape, Mob-Drop was killed by a stray arrow by police forces in a misfire incident. Mob-Drop's death naturally coincided with the rise of authoritarianism and the end of direct democracy, and soon bnbranson would retire from his law career. In dismay by the death of his one true friend Mob-Drop, bnbranson would decide to return to the lands of his Carmauli relatives, and begin laying the foundation for the birth of their new nation.

#### Carmaulgargantuania and New Mob Dropium

After the death of Mob-Drop, bnbranson would head up the Carmaul river and found the small hamelt of New Mobdropium, in honor of his fallen friend. It was here he began re-contact with the native Carmaulis, and helped merge and form the combined city of Carmaulgargantuania and New Mobdropium. This ushered in a revival of native Carmauli traditions and an aggressive cultural modernization effort to co-exist with the now rapidly spreading Augerian culture. bnbranson would also fully embrace his Carmauli identity, soon becoming elected as the key figurehead of the Carmauli people and becoming a key benefactor of the culture's spread and relationship with the wider Augerian sphere. bnbranson would also return to his roots and build the Pagoda, his newest mega-structure. Widely considered the Carmauli golden age, bnbranson's legacy and contributions to the foundation of the modern Carmauli state can not be understated, and has thus since become the de-facto representative of it's people and identity.

#### AAOAM

bnbranson is also known to have ties to the AAOAM. It is known that bnbranson and Dr. J are good friends, and it is widely considered that bnbranson in cooperation with DrybonesJake helped sponsor Dr. J's experiments during the Fungus Pandemic, which many consider a direct cause of the establishment of the AAOAM's Augerian chapter, with Dr. J as it's head leader. bnbranson would allow Dr. J to establish a full AAOAM presence in Augeria by constructing it's first headquarters and offices in Carmaulgargantuania and New Mobdropium. bnbranson also promoted the idea of the Dr. J kiosks, establishing one inside the Royal Farms right next door.

### **Season 2**

bnbranson would also follow the Augerians to Media, as a returning first time settler. His first project was the construction of the new Median Courthouse, and was a early proponent of the establishment of connecting the disparate districts by paved roadway. In the first days, bnbranson tried to protect the native Medians of Amir's village from genocide, but failed to reciprocate with any legal settlements as the construction of the courthouse was frequently delayed and thus for a long period of time there existed very little of a judicial system if any. After the courthouse's completion, bnbranson was assigned head attorney of the Greater George Sharswood Reclamation Project lawsuit. bnbranson participated in the native Median religious traditions by also building the St. Michael's Orthodox Church in spawn, and soon after commissioned a large construction project to build an Anglican church on the outskirts of Saigon. He also would build the Travis Scott Bust in Saigon as well.

#### Establishment of Grawlweeg and contact with the Grawlshawni

During his stay in Saigon, bnbranson would spend most of his time in and around the Saigon Docks, where he would meet and converse with frequent sea traders and merchants. It was here he would first learn of the Grawlshawni, a distant descendant group of Carmaulis who were considered nomadic sea trading peoples in the seas west of Media. Upon learning and meeting the Grawlshawni, bnbranson petitioned to built an international settlement on the island of Grawlweeg, in hopes to contruct a overworld Nether Portal hub and promote international trade between Media and it's various disparate districts, including the Grawlshawni. A small port town quickly grew but was never realized. It's greatest export were native Moo-Shroom's.

### **Season 3**

Following Media, bnbranson soon arrived in Season 3, and with the help of his horse Chris, greatly explored the western frontier lands and helped chart the great sea. After snaking down the southern landmasses, bnbranson founded a very small port in a enclosed bay, and made the Chris Cage, a small enclosure for his horse. Traveling northeast, bnbranson found and settled the island of Fusang, and built a newer, small pagoda beneath it's highest peak.

#### Sheistersville and Goo Lagoon

After the construction of the Pagoda, bnbranson returned back to spawn in order to spur development of the area. He founded and developed the small borough of Sheistersville, a small shoretown built upon the coastal grasses of Goo Lagoon East.

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