Minimind's Cult For Normal People

## Overview

Minimind's Cult For Normal People was a religious cult dedicated to praising the God known as The EGG. It was officially founded by Jimmy Minimind in 2014, shortly after his discovery of higher beings. Originally, there were only 8 people in the cult, but thanks to the spreading of rumours and gossip, Minimind was able to gain a large following in 2020 and onward, of around 400 people. However, it was "disbanded" in 2021, after the reveal of Jimmy's true goals to surpass The EGG and become the new Keystone God.

## Server Plot

The story begins in 2012, on one fateful day in August. Jimmy Minimind was on his way back to his dorm in Plymouth Minnesota High when he fell through a weak spot in the floor, and stumbled across a small wooden box. In this box he found an egg in perfect condition, with a note that read, "From your guardian angel." From this point forward, Jimmy's life took a series of fantastic turns. He miraculously landed a scholarship at a prestigious college for design, was promoted to a manager at his workplace, was given $10,000 by MrBeast, his dog survived surgery, and many girls in his class were strangely attracted to him, like a cliche. After much speculation and theorising, he discerned that this was in some way connected to the strange artefact he had uncovered. Over the course of 2 years, he became more and more obsessed with this so called "guardian angel", and consistently praised this being daily. On the 21st of July, 2015, the mysterious being appeared to him in the form of a vision, rewarding him for his praise with forbidden knowledge of the places and things beyond the universe, further cementing his desire to reach this figure.

It was around 2 months later that reached out to one of his best friends, Dion Possibafish. Minimind convinced Dion to pledge allegiance to his cult, under the promise that he must give his blood, chi, mind, body, soul and earthly possessions to The EGG in order to appease the god and further its appreciation for the cult. Shortly after this, Jimmy adopted the pseudonym of The Lunatic Cultist, and began to recruit many more of his best friends, including Brian Rookiechief, by tricking him into believing that this was a huge military operation to unlock the ultimate means of warfare. He also deceived Lucas Unseethis, who believed that the cult was nothing more than one big meme. By the time Jimmy recruited John Dino, a year had passed, and it was 2016. Only a day after, he would recruit Rainday. He was beginning to lose faith, but it was all revitalised when a week later, the cult members discovered more hidden relics buried with the wooden box. These relics, known as the Spork of the Ancients, The Thread of Life and The Sacred Soup Bowl were taken by the cult and stored away for safekeeping. Lucas Unseethis, still blind to the truth, gave Jimmy the idea to use the relics to conduct the sacrificial offerings for The EGG, and as a reward, Lucas was given the title of Advisor To the Cultist.

Brian Rookiechief and Dion Possibafish were also given the rank of Supreme Advocate due to their tireless devotion to the Cult, which Minimind decided to name "Minimind's Cult For Normal People". The EGG also appeared to Jimmy in yet another vision, in which he was instructed to build a gateway to The EGG's dimension using soul energy. He happily obliged, and would utilise the relics in the first cult sacrifice. Unfortunately for Dion, he was chosen as the first sacrifice due to his abuse of power. He was knocked unconscious and dragged to the Eggtagram, a special type of pentagram capable of accessing higher dimensions. For the first time, Minimind donned his Cultist robes, along with the rest of the group, and stabbed Dion in the wrist with the Spork, spewing blood on the Eggtagram, with was also traced with the Thread of Life. This sacrificial blood activated the gateway, but Dion's soul was ripped from his body, which caused incredible damage to his mind. Dion was dragged to the disposal pit, where his unconscious body was dropped in.

(START OF TAMPERED HISTORY)

Unfortunately, disaster would strike, as in 2017, 8 months after the death of Dion, Jimmy would be lulled into a false sense of security by an FBI agent posing as a former classmate, whom he offered a role in the Cult. Soon after the agent joined, he secretly called for backup. Once the backup arrived, the agent and his comrades attempted to arrest Jimmy and his fellow cultists. Unluckily for them, explosives had been rigged in the building prior to their arrival, for security measures. Jimmy looked into the FBI agent's eyes as he triggered the explosives, destroying the building and disintegrating the agents instantly, accidentally killing a few cultists in the process. Although many of his fellow cultists were shocked by his actions, the EGG tampered with their memories as well as Jimmy's so the incident would never be remembered. A few days after this incident, Jimmy would locate another site worthy for the cult's machinations. The lounge was repurposed as an EGG free zone, in order for the cultists to blow off steam and relax. Around this time, Dion miraculously returned from the dead, dragging himself out of the ruins of the old site with no recollection of his death. Jimmy cautiously welcomed him back, while realising that Dion could be used as a source of infinite sacrifices thanks to his supernatural ability.

This eventually lead to the second sacrifice of Dion, temporally fracturing his mind even more and strengthening the gateway. John Dino was also sacrificed as he was consistently disobeying the cult rules outside the Lounge of Chaos. Jimmy briefly considered sacrificing a lackey known as Alto, but due to his devotion, decided not to and instead promoted him to a Senior Devotee. Brian also recruited a friend of his, Joseph Krolian, who shared the word with other soon to be cultists. By this time the cult had amassed a following of 127, barely more than a quarter of what it would be 3 years from now. On the holiday known as New Year's Eve, Jimmy paid a visit to his estranged brother, who promptly threw a fit after not seeing him for 5 years. He also learned that his dog was dying, and said his final goodbyes before breaking down in tears outside his childhood home. Lucas also notified his two best friends, Josip Bertson and Temoosh Roomsoup, of the cult's existence. They were sickened upon hearing this and decided to report them to the police. Seeing no other option, Lucas kidnapped Josip and Temoosh and brainwashed them into joining the cult. Grief-stricken, Minimind took his anger out on Dion, sacrificing him again, for the 3rd time.

It had now been 3 years since that tragic day, and not much had happened, aside from a literal space time bomb passing though their world. Unfortunately for the cult, something occurred that even the EGG was not expecting: COVID-19. It severely crippled their recruitment rates and forced the cultists to start the next set of sacrifices early. The first of these offerings was John Dino once more, who was also discovered to have the same supernatural curse as Dion. The total was now 72 sacrifices, 45 away from the gateway goal. Alto was finally sacrificed after he was found trying contact the authorities, and because Krolian tried to cast a consciousness transfer spell on Minimind, he was also killed. Four months later, it was Jimmy's birthday. He decided not to celebrate his 24th as it would directly break the pledge that all cultists, himself included, had sworn to the EGG. However, one man did not forget, and that was Krolian. He entered Minimind's "mind" and had a psychic war with him. As the fight progressed, Krolian slowly gained the advantage, but Jimmy had one more trick up his sleeve: temporal fracturing. Using the power that the EGG had gifted him, he banished Krolian into the depths of his mind, where he would rot in his own insanity.

(END OF TAMPERED HISTORY)

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