Blurt's

* Pawn Shop
* Surface Entrance

**Blurt's** is an alien pawn shop hidden in a secret underground location somewhere in Havensburg, Colorado. It caters to aliens who desire earthly objects, as well as items of an exotic extraterrestrial nature. It is named after its proprietor, Blurt, a Blorg with a twisted sense of humor to match his skewed set of morals.

## History

### Ratita and the Ultras

Jeremy takes Gabby to Blurt's to sell some human stuff to raise money for a pair of Platinum Ultras. Blurt gives Gabby $700 for an old puppet. Jeremy trades a bowtie for a folded paper cootie catcher. Later Gabby returns with her sister, Olivia, to try to recover Ratita the puppet, as it is a family heirloom, but Blurt reveals a Torkwob bought it, but gives them directions to the Torkwob Temple.

### Welcome to the Club

Jeremy takes Wesley there to buy an anniversary gift for Sky. Wesley picks an exotic plant from Blurt's flower catalog.

### Adventures in Alien House-Sitting

Blurt tricks Jeremy and his uncle into visiting the shop, which has been closed up, but suddenly takes them captive. Blurt reveals that he is in financial ruin since another Blorg named Glurt, fooled him into thinking they were brothers. He puts the Gor-Mons up for auction as a unique culinary delicacy. Blurt leaves the pair to their fate, as the highest bidder arrives to collect their prize. Fortunately, it turns out to be Sky's Dad, who merely wants company on a Friday night.

### Extreme Ruckus

Apparently solvent once again, and back in Jeremy's good graces, Blurt welcomes the Gor-Mon with his bestie Ziggy. When Jeremy explodes after taking Ziggy's dare of drinking Root Beer, Blurt claims the exploded portion of Jeremy's Gor-Monite form as clearly posted on his sign. When Gabby arrives to assess the situation, Blurt holds up the container with the rest of Jeremy's bio mass and names a value of $85,000. When reminded by Gabby that Jeremy is the heir of Gor-Monia, he ups the price to 85 million. Gabby has Ziggy, holding Jeremy's disembodied head, show the Blorg the definition of "Extreme Ruckus." To preserve his pawn shop, Blurt agrees to surrender Jeremy's body if they all just leave.

### Magic Hours

As a final act of desperation, Gabby takes Wesley to Blurt's, to see if the Blorg can fix the archaic laptop which has their history project. Blurt states that he could, but refuses to do it for personal reasons of his own. Mournfully, Wesley offers a final farewell to "B.B.," his fallen computer.

## Known Visitors

* Jeremy
* Gabby Duran
* Torkwob Leader
* Olivia Duran
* Wesley Presley
* Principal Swift
* Sky's Dad
* Ziggy
* Maruader #1
* Maruader #2
* Maruader #3

## Appearances

* Ratita and the Ultras
* A Song of Gabby & Susie (mentioned)
* The Bubble (mentioned)
* Welcome to the Club
* Adventures in Alien House-Sitting
* Extreme Ruckus
* Magic Hours
* The Fault in Our Star Night (mentioned)

## Trivia

* To enter the shop, a patron has to go inside the elevator of an unused strip mall, and press all the floor buttons.
* Blurt has a posted rule against patrons talkin' to themselves while on the premises.
* He has another posted rule which states he claims ownership for all things which explode in his shop.
* Swift mentions Blurt and his shop and that he gave directions to the "Bargain Heap," in A Song of Gabby & Susie.
* He sold Jeremy a vacuum that could suck anything in the universe before The Bubble.
* Space Maruaders made a huge hole in the ceiling, when they tunnel into the pawnshop from above, and Blorgnap Blurt to deposit him in intergalactic debtor's prison.
* It was revealed Leo's parents have been surveilling the abandoned strip mall over Blurt's in The Fault in Our Star Night.

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