I accidentally entered a Burger King

## Overview

"I accidentally entered a Burger King" is the 24th episode of the Hippo Saga.

Hippo takes Turskit out on a romantic date for their anniversary. Unfortunately for her, Tahu decided to tag along, Hippo expects her to pay, and the place he ended up taking her to was Burger King...

## Original Video Description:

Goth GF with a side of soggy fries. #animation

#BurgerKing #anime

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Astolfo Va: https://twitter.com/CrySpy27

Music by: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjn4%E2%80%A6

## Characters:

#### Main characters:

* Hippo
* Tahu
* Turskit
* Yellow Jacket
* Astolfo

## Transcript

Turskit:  Uuuh... this isn't Red Lobster.

Hippo: Bruh, you want LOBSTER? Huh, I thought you said Burger King, Bruh.

Tahu: BOY, what are you doing taking this goth GODDESS... this *QUEEN*... to a Burger King? You couldn't walk across the street to McDonalds or somethin'?

Hippo: Bruh, I got a coupon.

Turskit:  But it's our anniversary. You could have at least taken us somewhere fancy, like a Chik-fil-LAH, or a Five guys.

Hippo: Chicks these days really want Five Guys, but I'm the only guy you need bruh.

Turskit:  You won't even eat the food here. You brought Subway!

Hippo: Yeah bro I'm having it my way, and my way is definitely not eating their food.

Yellow Jacket: Um, actually, our food's very well received.

Tahu: Yeah, I bet the trash can receives your food real well!

Yellow Jacket: Um, I mean people enjoy eating it.

Turskit:  Uh, actually, seagulls aren't people.

Yellow Jacket: Well uh, unlike other places, our ice cream machine actually works!

Tahu: Yeah! Cause nobody uses it!

Hippo: Shoot, the machine's probably still new in box!

Yellow Jacket: Um, is there anything about this place you actually like?

Tahu: The lines are short!

Yellow Jacket: Um, if you guys are gonna stay here, you kind of need to get something.

Tahu: Only thing I'm likely to get is *tuberculosis* from that ball pit over there!

Astolfo: I'm surrounded by balls!

Yellow Jacket: Just buy something!

Tahu: Okay. How soggy are your fries?

Yellow Jacket: ... Very.

Tahu: I knew it. Let me get the uuuuuuuhhhh.. One Cheeseburger, no cheese.

Turskit:  Lemme get the same! Extra cheese-

Yellow Jacket: You want a cheeseless cheeseburger with extra cheese?

Turskit:  Yeah. And make it vegan.

Yellow Jacket: Burgerking, give me strength… Sure thing.

Tahu: Yo, that actually looks edible!

Yellow Jacket: It’s not…

Tahu: WHAT?

Yellow Jacket: Uh, this is actually the display model. Studies show that if I show you this burger first, you'll like the one you end up with more.

Tahu: BOY! What is the Burger you're gonna give me look like?

Yellow Jacket: Sir, you don't want to see that. It's better to just close your eyes and eat what I hand you.

Tahu: There! Now it's accurate!

Yellow Jacket: I'm gonna need $10.99 for that burger you just broke.

Tahu: Boy, you diggin' deep into my pockets.

Yellow Jacket: Uh... you're over here dressed in full Gucci and you don't even have ten dollars?

Tahu: Uuuuh… Lemme check my bag.

Turskit:  [**Giggles**] What's that?

Tahu: It's designer!

Hippo: Yeah Bruh, Designed for *WOMEN*.

Tahu: First off, it's a satchel. Second off, you're just jealous... of my luxurious lifestyle!

Hippo: Bruh how much money you got in a man purse?

Tahu: Oh, the bag's empty. But money isn't always the point! Sometimes we gotta put the people we care about above the hustle!

Turskit:  Why is HE here? [**Laughter**] It's a date between wh-wait who is the date between?

Tahu: You gotta reach into your pockets sometimes and help yo' friends!

Hippo: BRUH! I die before I simp!

Turskit:  You don't have to buy me anything. It's just you wouldn't stop saying you would.

Hippo: Bruh, I said I had a buy one get one free coupon! You buy, I'm gettin' the free one.

Turskit:  You're being kinda greedy...

Hippo: Bruh, how am I being greedy? My meal's free.

Turskit:  Will you literally not give me 5 dollars for chicken nugs? It comes with a toy!

Hippo: BRUH! You ask me to spend my money. I'm gonna ask you to spend your time with someone else.

Duke Nukem: Does this Queen need a king to hand her a fiver?

Turskit:  [**Gasp**] *MY NUGS!*

Hippo: BRUH…

Duke Nukem: Remember, simping’s cool when I do it… *But you’re not me.*Keep your head up, little king, and use this as a learning experience… and don’t leave the keys in the ignitiooooon!

Hippo: I can’t even get mad… I gotta better myself as a person, bruh.

Tahu: It's gonna be so much harder to steal your girlfriend from that guy. He's got five dollars... I don't stand a chance...

Yellow Jacket: Don't worry sir. When you're here, you're always a king.

Tahu: YO! Scratch everything I said about this place up until now! I love this place!

Yellow Jacket: You see? That’s-

Astolfo: Hey! The deep fryer looked hot so I filled it with ice!

Yellow Jacket: You what?

## Post Credits/Out Take

Tahu: I warned you guys. You riskin’ life and death when you enter a place like this!

Turskit: I need some nugs.

## Trivia

* This is Duke Nukem's second on screen appearance in a video since "Master Chief gets Annoyed at GameStop".
* While Duke Nukem does leave with Turskit in the end, their relationship doesn't last as he begs her to come back in the following video "I sell my soul at a Planet Fitness".
* Hippo wanted Turskit to pay so he'd get a free meal with his "Buy 1 get 1 free" coupon, despite the fact that Hippo had purchased Subway and even expressed that he definitely didn't want to eat the food at Burger King. While this seems like an inconsistency, it's just Hippo being unreasonably greedy (which he has always been).
* While Hippo and Turskit do break up, they have shown to still be friends in later episodes.
* This is the second Pantsahat Video to include a Burger King with the first people "Lego Zombie Movie".