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The BTFOtming

The BTFOtming happened on May 25th, 2020. The world had been under quarantine for multiple months and stuff was getting weird. The Otm, not a stranger to the bewildering during the best of times, was the first to truly crack.

It began with the Otm making a relatively simple, if not odd, claim:

* His second favourite food from Wendy's is a baked potato.

This was met with a small amount of mockery and laughter, as none of us had realized the Otm was an 85 year old woman. It would have shortly ended there had the Otm not swiftly doubled down in an attempt to defend himself by making another claim. That claim led to more arguing, and another claim. He continued to double down on each new claim until he had compiled a list of posts so bizarre that they shook the very foundations of the Internet.

A rough compilation of things claimed by the Otm the afternoon of May 25th, 2020:

* His second favourite food from Wendy's is a baked potato.
* He prefers baked potatoes because they are something he can eat while he *drives*.
* He eats a baked potato with one hand like a hot dog.
* Baked potatoes are ideal for driving food because you don't need to look at them.
* He used to wear shoes in the shower partially to prevent his feet from getting dirty.
* The shape of his body changes inches at a time on a daily basis.
* He needs to constantly buy new clothes to adapt to his constantly changing body shape.
* Clothes must never accommodate fluctuations in body shape, they must be "supportive".
* But sometimes you don't want support (?).
* He doesn't want skin tight pants, but they can't be loose either.
* The size of his feet changes on an *hourly* basis.
* This is all because he drinks five litres of water a day.

As a result of the backlash he suffered, the Otm was forced to wildly defend himself all afternoon. It may have been the longest someone has ever spent on the back foot in recorded history. He was renamed to the Swelling Potato Boy in the GDG thread. To be fair, as is his way, he mostly outlasted his insulters by sheer strength of will. Strength of will and Wendy's baked potato.

> *"HE NEEDS WOOD PANTS TO SUPPORT HIS MAGNUM DONG AND SO THERE IS NO GIVE AND HE NEEDS MULTIPLE WOOD PANTS A DAY OK?"*
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Esmeralda Took

**Esmeralda "Esme" Brandybuck** (née **Took**) is a Hobbit of the Shire. She was the mother of Meriadoc Brandybuck, the wife of Saradoc Brandybuck, and aunt of Pippin, Pearl, Pervinca and Pimpernel Took.

She was part of the **Took family** and the **Brandybuck family**.

## History/Biography

Esmeralda Took was born to Adalgrim Took and his wife in TA 2936.She was chronologically the youngest of five children. Her brother would often call her "Esme". Eventually, she married Saradoc for love and became the Mistress of Buckland, the Matriarch of the Brandybuck family. Esmeralda would dote on Estella Bolger like the daughter she never had, and probably knew that Estella had an interest and Esmeralda would see her as the best female companion.

## Personality

Esmeralda was probably a well-loved mother. According to Estella, Esmeralda is a kind person and his motherly towards her friends.

## Physical appearance

Esmeralda was considered beautiful by hobbit standards because of the rumor that she was related to the fairies.
Merry Brandybuck

**Merry Brandybuck** is one of the characters in *Three Hobbit Ladies and a Ring*

## Personality

Like Pippin, Merry is a trouble-maker and often does things to make some jokes. However, Merry is more mature than Pippin is, as he knows when to stop. When they are not together, they are different individuals, as Merry is more observant and mature.

Merry matures over time and is known to have extreme loyalty to his friends and family, refusing to abandon them to Isengard's forces when they are in Rohan. He is noted to have fallen in love with Estella when he first met her and is very protective of her.
Bomberman World Championship

For a time, one game that was a popular one to boot up and play was a crappy Bomberman port - it may have been a cheap title on Xbox Live Arcade, or perhaps one of the similar Playstation titles. Either way, it was ideal because it was a very simple game that a bunch of people could play at once on the same screen.

It would often be a late-night resort, something that got switched on in the wee hours of the morning when other options had been exhausted. At some point, we started joining matchmaking, to try and play alongside human opponents as well as each other. There was always a certain assumption that no one would be playing this completely unpopular game at 3 in the morning, but somehow there would always be one game going on out there. We'd join and play with them. And they'd always beat the fuck out of us, they were incredibly good at this dumb game.

The joke became that this was in fact the Bomberman World Championship happening, and the three or four best players in the world were competing for the prize. Since nobody else in the entire world played the game, not enough to even fill a game, the World Championship was open for literally anybody to drop in and compete. We did repeatedly compete, but lost thoroughly.
Valhalla

Perhaps the favorite map of the Good Dudes. A Halo 3 map with two bases on either side that was the focal point of many legendary Good Dudes moments.

Mike: Valhalla contains the legendary Hot Gates, the alleyway formed by the landscape just to the left of the base seen in the image on this article. Early on in Halo 3's run, we were competing as a team on Valhalla and were losing badly. We packed the full team into the Hot Gates, similar to the strategy of the ancient Spartans seen in the movie *300*, and like then, the enemy's numbers counted for nothing. We won the day, and that alleyway was referred to as the Hot Gates for the remainder of the map's life.
Asshole (card game)

More commonly known as President, Asshole is a card game that was heavily modified by the Good Dudes to meet the demand of a growing number of players. The main modification was the deck which consisted of 2 and a half decks of cards (the half deck was 2-8) and two new card additions:

* **Rules on how to play poker**
* **Brock's Geodude** (Pokémon card)

The order of strength from best to worst was:

* **Brock's Geodude**. This card beat all other cards regardless of their strength or quantity and would often be saved to be played second last.
* **Rules on how to play poker**
* **Joker**
* **2**
* **Ace**
* **Face** (J, Q, K)
* **9 - 3**

Most traditional rules for Asshole applied with the following noteworthy rules:

* Any runs consisted of a discard (3-4-5, 6-8-10, 5-9-K) of however many cards were played (doubles, triples, quad, etc.)
* If cards played were all a single colour, the same card value and quantity could be played in the opposite colour
* Card trading was permitted

The ranks were fluid depending on the number of players. The ranks were, from best to worst,

* **Overlord** - Gives (Eric's last name) worst 4 cards (8 players or more)
* **God** - Gives Ben worst 3 cards (6 players or more)
* **Prez** - Gives Ass worst 2 cards (4 players or more)
* **Vice Prez** - Gives Vice Ass worst card
* **Neutral** (only if there were an odd number of players)
* **Vice Ass** - Gives Vice Prez best card
* **Ass** - Gives Prez best 2 cards (4 players or more)
* **Ben** - Gives God best 3 cards (6 players or more). Named after a school mate.
* **(Eric's last name)** - Gives Overlord best 4 cards (8 players or more)
Sounds pretty gay, Dom, what else you got?

Spawned from a drunken night watching The Fast and The Furious, and refers to the exchange between Brian (Paul Walker) and Dom (Vin Diesel) when discussing an upcoming race. The modified exchange goes something to the effect of:

Dom: "There's a big race coming up, Race Wars."

Brian: "... sounds pretty gay, Dom, what else you got?"

Dom: "It's that or Raceapalooza."

Brian: "... I'll take Race Wars."

Thus, when someone in the Good Dudes says something homosexual or stupid, the line is quoted, "Sounds pretty gay, [name], what else you got?"
Dostovel/Destoochie

Two of the greatest early Good Dudes meme. These are bastardized pronunciations/misspellings of two guns in *Goldeneye 007*, a Nintendo 64 game that was a multiplayer staple of the Good Dudes for many years.

The "Dostovel" (pronounced *Duh-stov-uhl*) was the picante way of choice to refer to the *DD44 Dostovei*. On a 24-inch television running at 640x480 (at best!) the pixels would blur together and the name of the gun was easily misread. Seriously, look at that image and tell me we were being unreasonable at such a young age. You cannot!

It also must be mentioned how puissant this gun sounds in the game. A warm and hearty ***BOOM BOOM BOOM*** replied whenever you pulled the Z-trigger on the control pad. Like a toasty bowl of Campbell's Chunky soup it satisfies for hours.

Similarly, the "Destoochie" (pronounced *Deh-stoo-chee*) was how any particularly upstanding Good Dude might refer to the *D5K Deutsche*. This was a standard sub-machine gun that you could find most anywhere in the game and was a trusty ally in most situations.

Although unremarkable in most ways, it was still a fine step up from the *Klobb* (oft referred to by the Good Dudes as the "nail-gun" for it's weak damage and the tepid noise produced when fired) and was the weapon of choice for dealing with such blockheads. Take a destoochie into battle against an RCP-90 and you've got a bigger problem on your hands, however.
Sam Gamgee

**Samwise "Sam" Gamgee** is one of the main protagonists of the fan-fiction series, *Three Hobbit Ladies and a Ring*.

 Early life

## Relationships

### Rosie Cotton

Sam has a crush on Rosie Cotton, the lead female of the series. Sometimes, he tries to give her his feelings, but always finds himself in a pickle because he doesn't know *how* to ask her out. All their friends know that Sam likes Rose and vice versa

They eventually marry each other in *The Return of the King*.
The Funeral

While funemployed together for a time, Graham, James and Mike had held many discussions about possible sources of employment that they could enjoy together. One such idea was a business that we could create and run ourselves, centered around our greatest skill: having a good-ass time.

I'm not sure that we ever came up with an actual name for the service, but the idea was that we would bring a party to you by coming over and having a Good Dudes good time. Two ranks were invented, roles that would be filled by one of us that were both integral to the process:

* The Funeral: A combination of "Fun" and "General", this would be the individual responsible for the ultimate success of the job at hand. He would plan and direct all actions to create maximum fun. After discussing the Funeral for a good forty-five minutes or so, we realized that the word is spelled in the exact same way as "funeral", and laughed perhaps harder than I've ever seen us laugh, a sustained five minutes minimum. Bus ads were discussed for the business, featuring such text as "ARE YOU READY FOR THE FUNERAL?" and "YOUR FUNERAL IS HERE"
* The Lietenant: This role would be responsible for getting all affected parties out of work and commitments the next day, through the power of expert-level lying. The Lietenant's job would be to contact bosses, spouses, anyone relevant to ensuring that a good, late night could be had.
Jessie Falcon

### Affiliation

Chaotic Neutral, Falcon, Termite, John Studge, Eddie Stalin, Ronnie Van Badger, J.K 'Platypus' Rowling, Virgin Records

## Jessie Falcon

The lead singer of popular hair metal group Falcon, a band to which he gave his name. The n-1th guest to grace the show. Was kicked out of the band in 1989 before returning in 2016 to record a new album and leaving again in 2017. Has a net worth of £20. The inspiration for Harry Potter. Raised by Andrew Falcon of *Andrew and the Birds of Prey.* Jessie is the only guest to have died since appearing on the show. He was attacked, killed and partially devoured by Stoose, A.K.A The Forbidden Muppet on the 7th of March 2017.
Robot

Robot was an opponent of ours one random match during the glory days of Halo 3.

In Halo, you can use voice chat to freely communicate with your team. However, they built a neat little feature into the game whereby the enemy team can hear your voice chat if they get close enough to you. The closer they are, the louder they can hear your voice chat.

Robot blasted a never-ending stream of what sounded like an Eminem song over his party's voice chat, with a distinct and simple heavy beat. Robot had the music on way too loud and the song sounded like garbage, tinny and heavily distorted. His team must have *hated* him, with every single one of them muting him, because it would have been blasting at full volume to them at all times.

We met Robot on Last Resort, a map from Halo 3. From our perspective on the other team, Robot would be coming, and you'd hear his horribly distorted beat coming too. It was just whisper quiet at first, but grew and grew as he approached. Because of how awful the sound quality on the song was, it made him sound like some sort of broken robot that was gone crazy. So we started treating him as such.

We'd plead with Robot, "*Stop killing us Robot! We come in peace!*" And he would murder us all the same. We tried giving him commands, to override his program.

Robot would not relent; Robot would not cease. Robot would not stop playing the **BWOMP ba BWOMP baBWOMP ba BWOMP ba BWOMP** beat.
I brick your Wii!

Chris purchased a Wii, and brought it with him to his various places of residence. Like all Wii consoles, we played it for a while but as soon as the gimmick wore off it got the same amount of use as the Dreamcast.

The joke, originating from a hot tub session one night, became that Nintendo would use their large amount of resources -- and tendency to make stupid out-of-the-box decisions -- to somehow hack the consoles we do play via the Wii sitting there unused on the shelf. We'd be playing Xbox happily, and suddenly the game would disappear and Nintendo legend *Shigeru Miyamoto* would appear on the screen. In broken English he'd demand to know why we weren't playing Wii.

When we had no answer, our first thought would be to turn off the console, but *Miyamoto* would be able to see us and tell if we were getting up to shut it off. If anybody moved he'd threaten to brick the current console, essentially holding us hostage until we started to play Wii like he wanted.

It spawned the still-quoted *"I brick your Wii!"*, which doesn't even make total sense since *Miyamoto* wouldn't want to brick his own console. But it does sound funnier.

A 2017 example of a reference to the joke was by Miek, upon experiencing the trauma that is the worst *Witcher 3* ending a player can earn, followed by the game starting to crash during the post-game DLC. It was described as *"reaching* Miyamoto *levels of disaster"*
Hungry Man

Alex's meal of choice. After a night of prolific drinking, the Good Dudes embarked on a journey to the nearby 24-hour Metro for munchies. Alex bought not one but two Hungry-Man dinners in his drunken hunger. He nuked them in the microwave, chowed down for about fifteen seconds, and was full after only a few bites.

Chris: Let it also be known that these meals were unfamiliar to most Good Dudes and Alex built them up *hard* as we trekked home. So proud was he of his purchase, *s*pouting such madness as, *"These are the best foods money can buy at a time like this."*

Let's just say the build-up failed to meet expectations, but Alex's tummy was happy, and the Hungry-Man meme will live **forever** in Good Dudes lore!
The Wild Wing Incident

The Wild Wing incident involves a Good Dude night out to eat at Wild Wing and feast on chicken wings, but little did anyone know what this particular night was going to entail.

After a relatively peaceful meal, Pij was feeling particularly boisterous and was lamenting the heat of the wings he ate. After speaking with the waiter, he asked what was the hottest wing he could order. He was told that there was a particular wing that was not on the menu due to how hot it was, but Pij insisted on trying it. Hearing this, the manager informed Pij that he first had to order a 10 wings of the hottest wings on the menu first and survive those before he would let Pij try the special kind. Pij, in true Pij fashion, took it to 100% and with the Pij charm tried to convince them to prepare the off-menu wings and he would order 10 of the regular hot wings to go and roped Graham into trying it with him. They accepted.

Soon after the waiter returning holding two plastic cups, each holding a nearly black wing and laid them before Pij. Deciding it was best to do them in one fell swoop, Pij quickly chowed down on the wing. He appeared to take it well for the first 5 or 10 seconds, but very quickly he began feeling the heat. He began guzzling water, and then asked for a glass of milk. Once the milk was done, he returned to water to survive the inferno, but the heat was too much. He spat up some of the milk into the glass of water, resulting in a milky white liquid. All present, Good Dudes and Wild Wing staff, were enjoying his discomfort thoroughly.

A couple good dudes, wanting a small taste of this sauce, dipped their finger in the sauce and placed it on their tongues. A fiery trail down the back of their throat was mutually felt.

Soon, after Pij went outside to get some air, bills were paid and we were on the way. Outside it was found that Pij had thrown up and was not feeling good at all. Yet with him in tow, the group returned to the Dickhouse. Pij appeared to have calmed down somewhat but was still feeling the effects of the fiery heat. Once the group arrived and settled in for some drinks and games, it was quickly noticed that Pij was missing. He was found outside on the ground, rolling around and writhing in pain, begging to go to the hospital. In the end, it was an early night for Pij, who fell asleep at some point.

To Miek, missing this excursion remains one of his greatest regrets in Good Dude history.
Odon't point at the creature!

Chris likes airsoft guns. Airsoft guns are made all around the world and one of Chris's airsoft guns is a plastic dinky pump shotgun from Taiwan with a warning label/sticker affixed to the barrel, just before the orange tip:

> "ODON'T POINT AT THE CREATURE"
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This is a great sentence, filled to the brim with good humour and shoryukenism. Fun to read, fun to think about, even more fun to say out loud. It also happens to occur on a lot of guns made in that area of the world. See the picture to the left, found straight off of Google Image search.

This phrase is to be used wisely as it holds great power and sway. Bonus points the longer you string out the first vowel:

> "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH DON'T POINT AT THE CREATURE"
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Mike: It should be noted that while the attached image does give a passable example, the warning on Chris' airsoft gun read "Odon't point at the creature". It wasn't a bullet point that happened to look like an O, it literally read "Odon't".
What Fruit Has Seeds On The Outside?

When taking the Bronson exit off the 417 to get to the airport, which is what we were doing one day as Mike drove some other Dudes to their flight, you pass an old dry cleaners, the kind of business/building that would have been normal years ago but now sticks out as a relic. The building has an old-style marquee/message board wrapping around the entire building, where letters can be manually inserted one by one to create a message. The proprietors used to create friendly little messages on the board for the people driving by.

On this day, we pulled up to the intersection next to the dry cleaners, and there was a message on the marquee that we all read. The message read exactly this:

* WHAT FRUIT HAS SEEDS ON THE OUTSIDE ANSWER STRAWBERRY

It was an interesting little trivia question, offered to those driving by... and it gave you no opportunity whatsoever to think about it or make a guess. It just frames it as a question, then instantly answers its own question. There's not even any punctuation to warn you, perhaps because they didn't have any to add. It felt like there was at least an opportunity to, like, put the answer on the line below or something. Nope.

It was slightly absurd, and so of course we loved it. Moving forward, it became popular to bark out the entire quote very quickly, or when someone asked a question to immediately respond "ANSWERSTRAWBERRY".
Come Here for Good Dudes

Though the Good Dudes had been a group since the mid to late 90s, it was this phrase that gave the group their name and started it all. Its legacy is long-lasting as the original and only universally agreed upon name for this esteemed group of friends.

## History

In June of 2008, Chris, Dom, and Phil moved into the Dick House. After a long day of moving and general insanity with the help of friends, the basics of the entertainment center were installed and the party commenced. During this evening of drunken fun, several intrepid heroes descended to the bottom floor and convened in the sweat lodge to continue drinking, while other, less intrepid, heroes watched a movie upstairs. With nothing but a bottle of Baby Duck remaining, the guys sat down and inaugurated the Gauntlet. After a time, the conversation was lead to the general lack of women present and the corresponding solution. James and Graham texted the following message to the women in their phones' contact lists: "Come here for good dudes!" Lucky recipients of the cordial invitation included Phil's sister. When a few lonely, desperate, sad, girls actually responded and inquired as to the identity of the senders of the invitation to visit with Good Dudes, Grimbadule and Jimbulance responded "Alex \_\_!" Thus the phrase, which is always to be equated with Alex, was born.

A notable and frequent recipient of the invitation to visit with Good Dudes is Mike and Alex's friend Steph.

## Legacy and Impact

The phrase was the germ of the collective group name for the group of friends, Good Dudes, which persisted throughout the years, gaining more momentum and presence into every day lingo. The term 'Good Dude' has been used in several subgroups since, including:

* Good Dude Gaming - the messenger thread
* Good Dude Ranking - the alphabet-based ranking system for members

To this day, the phrase is also used to invite members or even non members out to events or get-togethers whether truthfully or in jest, being a general call to arms for fun and merriment.
Kings of Schreiber

The ill-fated (or potentially one of a few ill-fated) Good Dudes movie.

Somewhat of a Wiki in and of itself, as over the years it's been added to and edited, Kings of Schreiber was the name of the movie that the Dudes discussed making that would feature our own brand of humour. Mike, James, and Graham had spent a time funemployed and at times during that period would discuss the idea of writing and creating some sort of a film or creative project together. I believe Kings of Schreiber originated in those discussions, but was soon spread through the rest of the dudes.

The basic outline of the film was to be that there had been a zombie apocalypse, and that the Dudes had sought refuge in the small northern Ontario town of Schreiber. Absent residents sure to have been eaten by zombies, the Dudes would find themselves with the town to themselves (hence, the "Kings"). Various adventures would begin from there, but the general foundation was that we would have a large house or structure that we would live in to keep the zombies at bay. To address the always-present challenge of electricity in a zombo-apocalofied world, we would capture a zombie and have him run on a large hamster wheel in the basement. A very common idea was to have someone such as James smother himself in barbecue sauce and dance in front of the wheel, thus causing the zombie to try and chase him, moving the wheel.
Dickhouse

The ancestral home of the Good Dudes. The abode in which at least 2 Good Dudes lived, and the other Good Dudes visited for the Goodest of Times. Many beers, shots, Baby Ducks, and other forms of alcohol were drunk in pursuit of Good Times at the Dickhouse. Key moments include the *"had sex with a body"* and *"puked right in a bush"* serenades of love and passion.

Mike: While it may go without saying, the Dickhouse got its name from the fact that it was very commonly full of Dudes, and *very* rarely contained any women.

Chris: Also, a metric shitload of Jackass was watched by all. Their production company is named Dickhouse Productions and their logo would often be shown at the beginning of each episode or movie followed by the loudest, most obnoxious rooster crow you've ever heard. Due to the rambunctious nature of the activities conducted on the premises, combined with the solid, factual points Miek stated above, the house was christened with the same name.
Finest Lt Penguine

Just a dude with a funny name the Good Dudes came across from Halo 3. Lieutenant Penguine was fun to play against, but more fun to say out loud.

His gamertag was some derivation of "Lieutenant Penguine", perhaps "Lt. Penguine" and those Good Dudes that were present concocted this fantasy of a real, honest-to-goodness penguin named Penguine enlisted in the armed forces. A beast of rigorous will and self-discipline. How incredibly well-kept he must be. So proud of his appearance. Surely he must be the finest Lieutenant Penguine.

He never spoke or interacted with us but his name will be remembered forever. To truly maximize the potential of this phrase, be sure to really emphasize the "ween" sound at the end of Penguine as well as an emphasis on just how fine and well-kept he must be.
Nades in!

Things first constantly shouted by Mike, then eventually shouted by everyone, during Halo play. It is a tradition call-to-arms phrase that has become deeply rooted in Good Dudes culture.

*Nades in!* refers to a group of enemies being together, and the demand to huck them bombs in to blow them all up. There was one spectacular game clip captured once on a Halo 3 map named Isolation (pictured here) that really defined the *Nades in!* concept, where like four of us all threw all of our grenades into a hatch that contained enemies below. All you could hear were the sounds of dozens of pins being pulled, explosions one after another, and the screams of our enemies. It was beautiful.
Pumply Spee

A *pumply spee* is a play on words of "pump-up speech".

In the NHL game franchise mode, whenever your team is on the brink of greatness (or disaster) the game prompts you with the option to "Hold Team Meeting". During this meeting, you're given the choice between 4 different styles of meeting. In previous generations of NHL they'd just be Option 1, 2, 3, or 4 and in NHL 17 they actually describe the choice verbosely; Assertive, Demanding, Persuasive, and Motivating.

Whatever kind of meeting you choose to hold will yield a change in player morale, as seen in the image above. You can't please everyone, it seems. The Good Dudes, however, found a loophole. If your team is on a win-streak your GM will ask to hold a team meeting before every game and if your team/player morale is already at maximum then choosing Option 2 or Demanding would yield a net gain of 0 morale. Nobody would get fired up and nobody would get upset and lose morale.

Therefore, the joke is that the coach would come in before every single game (since the BFFs **NEVER** lose we are always on a win-streak) and deliver a big pumply spee to the players. The players would roll their eyes and say, "whatever, coach", or "this speech *again?*" and go win the game anyway on their terms.
Three Hobbit Ladies and a Ring Wiki

## Welcome to the Three Hobbit Ladies and a Ring Wiki

The fanfiction by Andy Spencer. Rosie Cotton, Estella Bolger, and Diamond Took all have crushes on Sam Gamgee, Merry Brandybuck, and Pippin Took. What if, instead of staying in the shire, these girls accompany them on the quest to destroy the One Ring? What will happen with the addition of these new characters?

## Latest activity

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Bloop some Blops

To Bloop a Blop is to play Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Blops is a condensation of Black and Ops. Blooping said Blops is a bizarre nominalization that was, what seemed to be, the natural iterative of the original Blops meme.

If one were a Good Dude, and one had the fancy to play some Call of Duty, one might unleash the following upon the Good Dudes Gaming Facebook thread:

> "*Anybody want to Bloop some Blops?"*
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A true Good Dude will know precisely what you mean and, perhaps, enjoy a hearty chuckle as well when they read it.

As with most Good Dudes memes that last; it's fun to think up, fun to think of, and fun to say!
Jedariel - Otherworldly War Machine

* 4★
* 5★

## Description

* 4★
* 5★
When did the war begin? All who knew the answer have long since perished. It is a war for the sake of waging war.In Jedariel's world, never-ending strife is the natural state of things. They are one of many soldiers, each of them perfect weapons of war. Their only goal is to take out as many enemies as possible, before their durable bodies finally fail them.

Even in a world of perfect war machines, Jedariel stood out from the rest. They could single-handedly take down dozens of other enemies, so any battle they participated in quickly became one-sided. It was only natural that eventually, they would draw the attention of one of the higher powers of their world. In exchange for Jedariel's utter servitude, this entity offered them even greater strength and the opportunity to use it in worlds beyond their own. Jedariel wasted no time in accepting this bargain, for there is nothing they desire more than greater power and further strife.Now, Jedariel eagerly goes forth to defeat their master's enemies, or to die trying.

## Stats

 5 | 28 | 1868 | 10261

- All stats above are the unit's MAX-leveled stats *plus* the amounts given by MAX Boosts (99 Boosts). Stats gained from Passive Skills such as Attack Up Lv1 are *not* included.

- All stats are calculated from base stats with a formula. However, the current formula used here is not perfect. Therefore, the values displayed above *might* deviate from the actual stats by 1.

## Evolution

* 5★

* Gold x 99000
* Flortuga Flower x 16

* Bottled Fairy Dust x 16

* Kirin Tail Hair x 5

* R Fire Evolution Item x 14

* SR Fire Evolution Item x 14
----- was NEVER the real objective!

First belted out by the Dome at the food court at a local shopping mall.

"Seizing Arsenal Gear was NEVER the real objective!" is a quote from Metal Gear Solid 2 that does a fine job summarizing the tone and feel of a Metal Gear game. Due to over-the-top voice acting, and some terribly translated dialogue, it became a somewhat iconic line from the series and was doubly funny when the Dome decided to use it in regular conversation.

This phrase has become something of a catch-all for when a Good Dude needs to show defiance in the face of an accusation.

Truly, a dank meme from the pits of gaming, only to be used wisely and in the most decisive circumstances.

Mike: The Dome had purchased New York Fries to eat, and something had happened involving ketchup. Someone had put ketchup on his fries, he had put too much on, something like that. In response, he declared, "Just fries was NEVER the real objective!" We laughed for a number of consecutive minutes while Dome looked at us in disgust, wondering why we didn't understand that he was always that funny.
"Virus is item"

When playing late-night Bomberman, you spawn in your own little area that you have to bomb your way out of. One element that could provide a critical advantage as you started to encounter enemies is whether the game's RNG decided to give you any items/powerups in the beginning, as you destroyed bricks.

It became the source of a lot of complaining, when you didn't receive an item. Worse, there were viruses that would sometimes drop instead of powerups, that mostly were downgrades and hindrances to you as a player. After one opening to a match, Chris hadn't received any items to open the match, but had received a virus. Enraged and out of patience, he screamed "*Virus is item!"* as if to imitate the game explaining to him in broken English that he had in fact received an item and should stop complaining. It became a meme that lived on indefinitely.

Chris: Let it also be known that the Dome will gobble up every single item drop the game will give you, viruses included. He doesn't give a single gram of fuck, he'll eat it and try to win anyway.
Mowin U Down

We encountered Mowin U Down only once, but he left a legacy that has surpassed those of Private Church, Finest Lt Penguine, or Doctor Ezekiel Rage.

Mowin U Down was a Halo 3 player who was matched against us in a game. It turned out he was a gimmick account, if you can be a gimmick account in a video game. His avatar/logo was a steering wheel. He literally didn't leave the Warthog all game. He did nothing but try to run people over.

And he was so fucking good at it.

He must have gotten 25 kills with his bumper. That dude ran us over so many times that it was momentarily frustrating and transitioned right to hilarious. He killed more people with a dumb truck without guns than any man could have with bullets. I like to think we never saw him again because he was convicted for vehicular manslaughter in real life.

Chris: Let it be known that this match was played on Valhalla, perhaps our strongest map as a team. We would often punch way higher than our skill ceiling if we played on that map since we knew it so well. 'Mowin' pushed us straight back to our spawn and kept us there, running over dozens of Good Dudes in the process. The man was a savant.
Condemned Shots

In the game Condemned 2: I Can't Remember The Full Title, you played an alcoholic whose aim was only steady when you had a nice big drink to calm yourself. Can't image why I can't remember the title of that classic!

In-game, the alcohol was represented by a bottle that you walked up to and pressed a button to drink. Those bottles had the very distinct look of Jagermeister. When you pressed the button to drink it, you didn't just drink it; you put it to your lips, pointed the bottom to the sky, and slugged it back like the unnamed hero that you were.

So we started doing that too. The Condemned Shot was born, where you took your bottle of Jager, did NOT smell it, and slug it back vertically, taking 4-5 full gulps minimum. It was gross, but it was just like the game!

Weirdly, this was perhaps the top export of the Good Dudes, the most popular thing we did with normal people. I got people at many parties and gatherings doing Condemned Shots. It's probably because they get you drunk really fast.
Wolfe Maranto

Xbox Live thinks Miek's real name is Wolfe Maranto.

We found this out years after he created his account. Miek will tell you that has no idea where Wolfe Maranto may have come from but I don't believe him.

As of 2017, it's also un-Googleable. Nobody alive is named Wolfe Maranto, nor has that combination of characters been placed next to each other on the internet before. Indeed, the mystery of Wolfe Maranto is a great one. One which likely will never be solved.

An ancient joke goes as follows, as funny now as the day it was invented:

> "Call him Wolfe Maranto. He will know the reason why."
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Robied!

A reference often shouted both during virtual (NHL 17) and real (professional and BFF) hockey, to a play made famous by one of the original BFF players.

The individual was quite a skilled hockey player, and like a lot of quite skilled hockey players playing with us clowns, he tended to have a lot of moments where he didn't feel like passing the puck to anyone. Rather, he made himself famous by driving the net from way off to the side and, instead of trying to create a play, would fire a slapshot from the poor angle he was at. The puck would miss the net entirely, catch the boards in a way that didn't halt its momentum at all, and fire all the way out of the zone, sometimes down to our end entirely.

It was unbelievable how often it happened, how consistently the puck traveled the same way along the boards. Whenever that happens now, we remember him and his love for that shot.
Mike

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* Miek
Mike is known by many names.

Miek, or Maicohl, or Smiek, or Smaicohl, or Smiekerous Paicohl, or Piekerous Smiekohl, or Spiek, or the Stone, or the Clingstone, or the Springbean, or Stinkston. There are many more. All we can say with certainty is that Timothy Dalton is a genetic clone of the Stone, as it were.
Gort vs. Gonk

The Gort vs. Gonk debate is a heated one, to say the least. It stems down to the notion that, despite the GNK droid being colloquially referred to as the "Gonk" droid the noise the droid makes actually sounds a lot more like "GORT!", not "GONK!".

Listen and decide for yourself.

Pro Gort members include:

* Chris

Pro Gonk members include:

* Otm
Pokemon Lost Silver The Movie

Pokemon Lost Silver The Movie Is A Horror-Comedy-Adventure Movie That Was Distributed By Elliott pictures.

## Trivia

* The First Ever Live-Action/PG-13 Film By Elliott Pictures And EXLGamer Production's First Ever Live Action/PG-13 Film
* The First Film By Elliott pictures That Had Nothing To Do With Minecraft,
* Also This Is Elliott Animation Studio's First Film
* The Logos At The Beginning Are Day Into Night Effect And The Elliott Animation Studios Logo Is Is Normal Until The Corrupted Pokemon Trainer (off-screen) throws an arrow At The Heart And Then The Heart Is Bleeding
Sludge River

A "song" created for Guitar Hero: World Tour.

Mike: In the grand tradition of completely and totally alienating any girls brought over (see: the reason it was called the Dickhouse), Sludge River was completed and performed while I had brought my friend Kayla over to the Dickhouse. We're still friends, but she has not seen the Dudes since.
Genghis Khan: Banana Man

Occurred during a hot seat game of Civilization 5. Due to the length of civilization games and the quantity of people playing, this one was was nowhere close to being completed before it was abandoned.

The game consisted of 4 or 5 good dudes versus 1 computer player (Wilhelm, Germany). As spawn points are randomized, everyone started in a different location. Dom (Genghis Khan, Mongolia) had the misfortune of spawning alone on an island surrounded by jungle and banana tiles and as a result was severely hamstrung since he was on an island which is isolated early game, and bananas are not considered luxury resources and are untradeable. This was not known by Dom at the time, so when Germany was discovered by one of the other good dudes, Dom quickly opened dialog with Germany in hopes of trading some of his bananas, only to find out in the trade screen that they were not selectable.

While this was amusing in itself, what made it even more funny was the imaginary dialog that was dreamed up between Genghis Khan and Kaiser t this trade meeting, that Genghis Khan, feared Mongolian warlord, would come to trade bananas without bringing the bananas with him. He would say, "Well, you see, I don't actually *have* them with me, but you should trade with me anyways." which would not be taken kindly by the German.

After this failed attempt at negotiation, an insulted Wilhelm began contacting the other Good Dude players one by one to sow dissent among their ranks regarding the putrid nature of the Banana Man, trying to convince them to enter pacts against the Mongolian.

**Mike:** An effective way of trolling Dom is to remind him that he is the Banana Man. "I'M not the Banana Man!" he'll yell. "*Genghis Khan* is the Banana Man!"
YTP: Mario And Luigi's Adventures In Henry's Birthday

YTP: Mario And Luigi's Adventures In Henry's Birthday

is the 3th episode in Season 4.

## Plot synopsis

*Here's where you put the description of the plot. Doesn't have to be very detailed. A couple sentences will be enough for starters. You can expand it later.*

## Appearances

*This section allows you to link to character pages. Oh, and remember to remove this text. ;)*

* Mario
* Luigi
* Princess Peach
* Bowser
* The Koopas

## Notes & trivia

* This is A Parody Of Henry Gets Grounded On His Birthday
Jody

Playing NHL online has always been a notoriously laggy experience, but sometimes a game would be running well until the Good Dudes started to gain the upper hand, then it would lag like crazy. The Good Dudes saw this pattern and it was postulated that the user we were playing was lag switching (a process which involves quickly resetting or disconnecting and reconnecting the router, modem, or internet connection to hammer the servers with lag). This running-well-then-lag-out-of-nowhere pattern seemed to happen like clockwork when the Good Dudes had control of the puck. The Good Dudes were baffled; how could the opponent be playing the game and lag switching at the same time?

In typical Good Dude fashion, the imaginations ran wild thinking of what exactly was going on at the other player's house. It was decided that the player had his little brother, Joey, sitting by the router ready to pull the plug on the router whenever his older brother screamed at him. Someone misheard the name Joey as Jody, and began using the latter name in imaginative dialogue involving the two brothers. ***"NOW, JODY! NOW!!!"*** the older would brother would yell, and Joey/Jody would start mashing on the router reset button.

It is unknown whether the Good Dudes won that initial match against Jody's brother or not, but the meme endures to this day. Whenever unexpected lag or lag in general strikes a Good Dude in online gaming, Jody is to blame, prompting the lamentations, ***"Oh god, Jody!"**,* or simply, ***"Jody!!!"***
Gjallarhorn

In the video game *Destiny*, which enjoyed a lengthy tenure as the Dudes' game of choice, one weapon was famously unbalanced to the point of being universally acknowledged as the best weapon in the game: the Exotic rocket launcher Gjallarhorn.

For months following *Destiny*'s release, Exotic weapons or gear couldn't simply be purchased. You had to receive them as an RNG drop, whether via a treasure chest or as a reward following a mission. Exotics were very rare drops in general, meaning one had to be very lucky to receive Gjallarhorn. Worse, when Bungie arranged for Exotics to become purchaseable in a certain way, Gjallarhorn famously went on sale for one weekend, and never again after that, by design. This was before most of the playerbase had begun to see it for what it was.

One fateful evening, some of the Dudes were running the raid Vault of Glass. Mike had brought his Xbox over to the Thistleleaf house, allowing the participants to be in the same room. When the treasure chest roughly a third of the way through the raid was reached, Mike opened it and received Gjallarhorn.

He had no idea what it was. He hadn't been playing the game much, and hadn't been following the playerbase's understanding of the weapon. Chris lost his shit. The random pubbie playing with the group lost his shit. Mike cackled about it for the rest of the night to bug Chris, but really didn't see the big deal.

Gjallarhorn was a status symbol, a pass to get you into the most elite of *Destiny* circles. When the Crota raid was in its heyday, Mike could instantly get into any group of Reddit pubs simply by mentioning that he had a fully-leveled Gjallarhorn. Chris was treated like the pauper that he is, begging to be allowed to take part.

Eventually, many of the other dudes received a Gjallarhorn of their own via drops. It remained such an overpowered weapon throughout much of *Destiny*'s time that strategy for bosses was planned almost solely based around how many Gjallarhorns the party had. Chris never had one drop, despite deliberately receiving more chances than anyone.

For his part, Mike received two more Gjallarhorns via drops. There is no item trading in *Destiny*, Bungie explaining that they want players to have their own unique story for how they received a weapon. So Mike's two Gjallarhorns sat there on the shelf collecting dust. Upon getting his second Gjallarhorn, Graham sharded it - destroying it for raw materials - and recorded the clip to show Chris, an unprecedented act of cruelty.

Finally, Gjallarhorn went on sale via the Exotic-selling method offered by Bungie. Chris, defeated, his spirit long broken, bought one and finally owned a Gjallarhorn. To this day, he will complain bitterly about his unique story for how he received the fabled weapon: "*I BOUGHT it.*"

Soon afterwards, Gjallarhorn was nerfed into oblivion and was essentially unusable. We stopped playing *Destiny* shortly after that. Chris had received his prize, only to have it turn to dust in his hands.
On the phooooone!

To say that Miek loves his smartphone would be... an understatement. The man adores his phone and you'll rarely see him without it nearby.

During downtime of any kind he'll turn it on and start browsing whatever social media piques his interest at the moment. Because of his voracious appetite for the sweet, sweet nectar of hot takes on Twitter and spicy selfies, he'll often be so engrossed that he'll miss any conversation that takes place during the period of inaction as well as the resumption of whatever activity that's taking place.

This poses issues when, for example, the Good Dudes game and one of our teammates is completely AFK.

Though the origins are misty and cannot be discerned what is important is that it is every Good Dudes ***duty*** to belt out the following over and over again until Miek puts his phone down:

> "*On the phooooone! On the phoooone!*"
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The more odious, musical, and confrontational the better. Really stick it to him!
P Good

*P Good* (pronounced '*pee good')* is a contraction of pretty good. It also has the fun characteristic of making you sound like an intellectual in conversation with others.

This particularly spicy meme was flying high on its own but it was given new life and increased puissance with the discovery that it could be combined with the *Men at Work* song *Be Good Johnny*. The chorus of said song goes as follows:

> Be good Be good
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> Be good be good be good be good (Johnny)
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> Be good be good
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As stands to reason, if you replace "be good" with "p good" you have mined yourself some comedy gold.

> P good P good
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> P good P good P good P good (Johnny)
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Let it be known that, when the Dome sings the chorus to this song, he'll often be too busy laughing to fully get out the word Johnny in the chorus.
Miek

Mike is known by many names.

Miek (see: dyslexia ), or Maicohl, or Smiek, or Smaicohl, or Smiekerous Paicohl, or Piekerous Smiekohl, or Spiek, or Wolfe Maranto, or the Stone, or the Clingstone, or the Springbean, or Stinkston.

There are many more names. All we can say with certainty is that Timothy Dalton is a genetic clone of the Stone, and this is, indeed, a 4th dimension super-mystery the likes of which mankind may never know the truth about.
Indiana, Joneseru

The Dudes went through a phase where we'd enjoy giving phrases and things we said a Japanese flavour, adding -eru or -desu to the ends of random words. You sound very cultured, and not at all silly, when you pronounce things this way.

The iconic Indiana Jones theme has always been a popular tune among the dudes. It was discovered one day that the famous opening bars of the music fit *perfectly* to the lyrics "Indiana, Joneseru". Once you hear it, it's difficult to not want to sing that along to the tune. The limitation to the song is that it doesn't really go any further than that, which lasts all of four seconds. Sometimes Dudes will attempt to extend the song, which just leads to a bunch of "do do do"ing.

Mike, at least, has been playing a game before wherein someone had played the Indiana Jones theme over voice chat, and responded by typing "Indiana" "Joneseru".