Beady Forces Lieutenant Griswald to Wear a Nappy and Gets Grounded

## Cast

Beady-Kate

Salesman-Paul

Lieutenant Griswald-Dallas

Madge Griswald-Allison

Beady's dad-Professor

Beady's mum-Grace

Lieutenant Griswald's angry voice-Scary voice

## Plot

Beady suffers the wrath of Lieutenant Griswald

## Transcript

At the village, Beady had a naughty plan.

Beady: I'm going to force Lieutenant Griswald to wear a nappy! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Then he'll become a laughingstock! But first, I must go to Walmart to buy a box of nappies!

Beady went off to Walmart, and then she reached Walmart. She went inside it, and then she walked over to find the aisle that had nappies in it. Then she found an aisle with nappies in it. Then she brought a box of nappies, and she took it to the stand and then she gave it to the salesman in the stand.

Beady: How much is the box of nappies?

Salesman: Sure, that'll be ten dollars!

Beady gave the ten dollar note to the salesman and she left the store.

Beady: Let's go to Gus' house!

Beady went off to Gus' house, and then she arrived at Gus' house. Then she went inside it and walked through the hallway and then she entered Lieutenant Griswald's office. Lieutenant Griswald was on his computer, and Beady confronted him.

Beady: Hey, Lieutenant Griswald!

Lieutenant Griswald: Beady, what are you doing in my house? Get out now!

Beady: Shut up! I'm going to force you to wear a nappy!

Lieutenant Griswald: No! You can't make me wear a nappy! Don't you dare do that! That disorderly conduct is strictly against Griswald policy!

Beady: Too bad! You're going to going to wear a nappy whether you like it or not so you will be made fun of!

Beady got behind the desk and she pulled Lieutenant Griswald's trousers down and took them off Lieutenant Griswald.

Beady: Give me your underwear!

Beady pulled Lieutenant Griswald's underwear down and took it off Lieutenant Griswald.

Lieutenant Griswald: Oy! Put my underwear and my trousers back on me! That's an order!

Beady: No! It's nappy time!

Beady showed Lieutenant Griswald a box of nappies.

Lieutenant Griswald: Hey! Where did you get the box of nappies from?

Beady: Walmart!

Lieutenant Griswald: Sell them back right now!

Beady: No way! Time to wear a nappy!

Beady opened the box of nappies and took one of the nappies out.

Lieutenant Griswald: Put one of these nappies back in the box and close the box now!

Beady: Shut up and stand still!

Beady put the nappy on Lieutenant Griswald.

Beady: There! All done!

Then Beady put the trousers back on Lieutenant Griswald.

Beady: Now you got a nappy to wear so you will be made fun of! I will call you Lieutenant Nappy! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Then Lieutenant Griswald lost it.

Lieutenant Griswald: (Scary Voice) GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! BEADY, HOW DARE YOU FORCE ME TO WEAR A NAPPY?! AND WHAT'S WORSE, YOU CALLED ME A VERY BAD NAME LIEUTENANT NAPPY! THIS DISORDERLY CONDUCT IS STRICTLY AGAINST GRISWALD POLICY! NOW THANKS TO YOU, I WILL BECOME A LAUGHINGSTOCK IN THE ENTIRE TOWN! YOU KNOW LIEUTENANTS DON'T WEAR NAPPIES! ADULTS DON'T WEAR NAPPIES! NO NAPPIES! JUST UNDERWEAR! THAT'S ALL! NO NAPPIES! UNDERSTAND?! JUST UNDERWEAR, UNDERWEAR, UNDERWEAR! ARMY LIEUTENANTS DON'T WEAP NAPPIES NOR NAVY LIEUTENANTS! ADULTS DON'T WEAR NAPPIES! AND KIDS DON'T WEAR NAPPIES EITHER! NAPPIES ARE FOR BABIES! NOT FOR ADULTS OR KIDS! THAT'S IT, TAKE THAT BOX OF NAPPIES WITH YOU, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE AND SELL THAT BOX OF NAPPIES BACK TO WALMART WHILE I CALL MY FRIENDS! PRONTO! OUT! OUT! OOOOOOOOUT! AND STAY OUT!

Screaming, Beady quickly grabbed a box of nappies and ran out of the office.

Beady: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Just then, Madge Griswald came.

Madge: Sherman, who were you yelling at like a demon?

Lieutenant Griswald: One of my enemies. Her name is Darla, Darla Beady. That's because she forced me to wear a nappy. She took my underwear off me and replaced it with a nappy. She called me Lieutenant Nappy, and now I will become a laughingstock in the entire town, thanks to Beady.

Madge: Oh dear, honey. You had a meltdown, because that girl upset you.

Lieutenant Griswald: Yes, that girl caused trouble.

Madge felt annoyed.

Madge: How dare Beady do that to you? I'm going to call her parents.

Madge picked up her phone, and phoned Beady's parents up.

Madge: Hello, Mr and Mrs Beady! Yes! Your daughter just forced my husband to wear a nappy. Even worse, she called him Lieutenant Nappy. My husband will become a laughingstock in the entire town, thanks to your daughter! Can you please ground her, okay? Great! Thank you! Bye!

Madge put down the phone.

Madge: It's alright, Sherman. Beady is going to be grounded.

Lieutenant Griswald: Thank you, Madge! Beady is going to be punished for forcing me to wear a nappy which is strictly against Griswald policy.

(We see Beady's dad angry with a firey background surrounding him)

Beady's dad: (Scary voice) Darla, Darla, Darla, Darla, Darla, get over here right now!

Back in Beady's house, Beady's parents were extremely angry with Beady.

Beady's dad: Darla, how dare you force Lieutenant Griswald to wear a nappy?! And what's worse, you called him Lieutenant Nappy! You know Army lieutenants don't wear nappies nor Navy lieutenants! Adults and kids don't wear nappies! Babies only! And Lieutenant Griswald is going to become a laughingstock in the entire town, because of you!

Beady's mum: You know it's not nice to force Lieutenant Griswald to wear a nappy! Lieutenant Griswald is not a baby, he's an adult! And besides, nappies are for babies!

Beady's dad: That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for two days!

Beady's mum: Go to your room now and think about what you have done to Lieutenant Griswald!

Beady went to her room, crying.

Beady: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!