A New Godchild!/Quotes

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*(Amber Home; Sally's bedroom)*
*(Stan poofs things up for Sally)*
**Sally:** Stan, I don't know what happened to deserve this new life with you, but it sure makes me a happy girl.
**Stan:** Well, Sally, fairy godparents are assigned to kids who are in need of help. And you sure were in the need for help.
**Sally:** I was?
**Stan:** Yep, (poofs up a slideshow) it started three months ago. You were sitting on the couch, minding your own business...
*(camera zooms to the slideshow)*
**Rebecca:** Okay kids, I'm off to work.
**Sally:** Again?
**Rebecca:** Yes, and while your father and I are gone, your brother is in charge.
**Sally:** (in unison with Mary) What?!
**Mary:** (in unison with Sally) Oh, come on!
**Harry:** Hey, someone has to watch over this place while Mom and Dad are away, and it's bad enough having to put up with your devious pranks, Mary.
*(Mary pushes her paint behind the couch)*
**Stu:** We'll be back in four hours. In the meantime, be on your best behavior.
**Sally, Harry and Mary:** Okay, Dad.
*(door closes)*
**Harry:** Look, I know I can be a little bossy...
**Sally:** A little?
**Harry:** But you know that I love you guys and I don't want you making mistakes to ruin your future.
**Sally:** It's just not fair. We just want to have fun.
**Harry:** Well, the fun will have to be another time. Right now, I'm your eyes and ears and there won't be any trouble while our parents are gone.
**Mary:** Well, I can see that you would like to have as much fun as Sally and I do, so why not we just call a babysitter? That way you won't have to boss us around anymore.
**Harry:** Hmmm... That does sound like a good idea. Okay, I'm calling.
*(Harry dials the phone)*
**Voice:** Babysitting service. This is Alyssa Armstrong. How may I help you?
**Harry:** Hello, my name is Harry Amber and...
**Alyssa:** Wouldn't eat your dinner?
**Harry:** No, that's not it.
**Alyssa:** Need someone to keep an eye on your younger siblings so you won't have to do so?
**Harry:** Yes.
**Alyssa:** Be right there!
*(bike noises heard; the Amber siblings look out the window)*
**Mary:** Hmmm... Fast.
*(doorbell rings; Sally opens the door; Alyssa is seen)*
**Alyssa:** Hello.
*(Sally is speechless; camera points to Mary who was also speechless; camera points to Harry who was love-struck)*
**Alyssa:** And you must be the Ambers.
**Harry:** (with hearts in his eyes) Daa... dee... dugh... doy... doooh...
**Alyssa:** You're cute, I like that. Well, now that I'm here, how would you like to get some well earned rest?
**Harry:** Just what I always wanted since the day these two were born! (jumps to the couch and get some sleep)
**Alyssa:** You're going to need this.
*(close-up to the object in Alyssa's hand)*
**Harry:** Sleeping pills? Oh, I'm too young for that stuff.
**Alyssa:** Don't worry, one piece will be no harm. (stuffs it in Harry's mouth)
**Harry:** Wow, do I feel... (knocked out cold)
**Alyssa:** (sigh) Even unconscious, he's adorable.
**Mary:** So, Alyssa, do you have anything fun planned in store for us?
**Alyssa:** Oh, I do. And it starts with you two... (gives Sally and Mary bathroom cleaning items) CLEANING OUT THE BATHROOM!!
**Sally:** That doesn't sound like fun.
**Alyssa:** Okay then, I'll just call your parents and let them know you've trashed the house.
**Sally and Mary:** No!
**Alyssa:** Good girls. Now, get to work, both of you!
*(Sally and Mary walk to the bathroom)*

*(Sally and Mary cleaning up the bathroom)*
**Alyssa:** Wow, it's so clean, I can see myself... (pours garbage all over the floor) and now I can't.
**Mary:** I got this. (spins around the garbage; dust covering the screen until it fades away; Mary holding the garbage bag up high)
**Alyssa:** Wow, for a girl your age, you are like, super strong. You're off the hook.
**Mary:** Wo-hoo! If anybody needs me, I'll be in the garage working out. (takes off)
**Sally:** Careful with the 80lb barbells. They're a little bent.
**Alyssa:** And since you're older than your little sister, I've got a few things special for you.
**Sally:** Really?
*(music montage; Sally with a miserable look doing chores around the house while Alyssa watches in amusement, eating cookies; music montage over)*

*(Sally's room)*
**Sally:** (closes her door, runs to her bed crying) That Alyssa is nightmarish! She's making my life a living disaster. Calling her was a big mistake. (looks at her reflection) (sigh) Life has been unfair to me since the beginning of my life. I wish I would just have a more exciting magical life.
*(a dusty swirl appears in Sally's mirror, pops out of the mirror and makes a bright light showing who was that dusty swirl)*
**Stan:** Hello, Sally!
**Sally:** (screams) A floating stranger! Stay back, whoever you are! My mom's a cop!
**Stan:** Woah, woah, easy. I mean you no harm. In fact, I'm here to help you with your problem. My name is... (pops up his name while introducing himself) Stan! I am a magical fairy in a place known as (poof up a photo of Fairy World) Fairy World, and I have been assigned to grant your every wish.
**Sally:** Grant my every wish?
**Stan:** Well, maybe I wasn't too specific. There are rules for what a kid can and can't do with there fairies. The main one is to never reveal who I am to people you know, or else I'll have to be re-assign to someone more trustworthy.
**Sally:** Okay, so, what should I wish for?
**Stan:** As long as it isn't anything harmful, the wish is on.
*(Sally makes a devious look on her face)*

**Alyssa:** Sally, where are you? It's time to clean the dishes. (looks around the house looking for Sally) Where is the little twerpette?
*(Alyssa opens the closet door; a sea monster pops up and scares her; door closes)*
**Alyssa:** What the heck!? Okay, must be one of little Mary's pranks. I think... (opens the closet door again with her teeth chattering and nothing was there) Whew.
*(Alyssa turns around walks to the sink and wash her face)*
**Alyssa:** Okay, that was like, totally freaky.
*(continues washing her face until the water turns into tar; Alyssa spits some tar out her mouth)*
**Alyssa:** Yuck! Have these folks ever heard of a plumber?
*(sliding down a long slide screaming; thud)*
**Alyssa:** Where am I?
*(camera zooms out showing Alyssa's in the middle of a race track; Sally and Stan nearly ran over her; Alyssa ran out the way and gets stuck in mud)*
**Alyssa:** I can't break free!
*(giant bathroom cleansing items fall on Alyssa)*
**Alyssa:** So... cold...
*(looks around and see herself in an arctic wasteland)*
**Alyssa:** Am I in Antarctica?
*(Leopard seals with faces looks like Stan's face surround Alyssa; a leopard seal with Sally's face pops up near her)*
**Sally:** Do you really think you can just make kids lives a misery?
**Alyssa:** I... uh...
**Sally:** You think it's funny? Pretty soon you'll just end up a lazy fat slob for the rest of your life.
**Alyssa:** What are you trying to prove?
**Sally:** Stan?
*(Stan shows a picture of Alyssa overweight)*
*(Alyssa screams; a light flashes then the screen shows Alyssa laying on the couch fearfully squirming)*
**Alyssa:** No! That's not what I want to be when I grow up! All I ever wanted was to be a artist!
*(opens her eyes and sees Stu and Rebecca)*
**Alyssa:** Oh, you must be Mr. and Mrs. Amber. (shakes hands) It's so nice to meet you two.
**Rebecca:** Nice to meet you too, Alyssa.
**Stu:** Sounds like you've had some hard timing keeping an eye on the kids.
**Alyssa:** I did? Hmmm... I can't seem to entirely remember.
**Sally:** I do. You gave my dear brother some well earned rest and volunteered to keep an eye on Mary and me. She even did a great job helping us cleaning the house.
**Mary:** Actually, we...
**Sally:** ...Really appreciate Alyssa helping us. We told her we could do the hard work ourselves, but she insisted on helping us. (winks at Mary)
**Mary:** Oh, yeah.
**Sally:** And after that hard work around the house, we gave her some cookies to show Alyssa how much we really liked her.
**Stu:** And that must be why your were napping?
**Alyssa:** I... I guess so.
**Rebecca:** What other things she did while we were gone?
**Sally:** While we were cleaning the house, she bought us a parrot.
**Stu:** Why is he wearing glasses?
**Rebecca:** And a crown?
**Sally:** Uh,... because it's the most intelligent bird she ever bought in the pet store.
**Rebecca:** I buy that.
**Stu:** Well, Alyssa, we sure are glad the kids made the right choice to call you.
**Rebecca:** If you ever need us, give us a call. Come on Mary, time for bed.
**Mary:** (walks to her room with her parents following her) Aww, but I'm too wide awake and strong for bed.
**Alyssa:** (walks to Sally) Okay, the babysitting I can handle cause I could use some extra cash. And I don't know what's all the weird stuff going, but I so will like, totally find out what it is. (walks out)
**Sally:** Whatever you say Alyssa, whatever you say.
**Stan:** (turns to fairy form) Well, looks like I'm going to be here for quite some time.
**Sally:** I can see this is going to be the start of a new life for me. Still, I can't help but feeling I forgot something.
*(Harry in the basement with Alyssa's kiss marks all over his face waking up all tied up)*
**Harry:** Ugh! What hit me? Hello? Why am I all tied up? Anybody hear me? (door showing while Harry is still talking off-screen) I really have to go to the bathroom.
*(Sally and Mary head over to the basement and untie Harry, he runs to the bathroom, then comes out a few seconds later, now with a clean face, Sally walks over to him)*
**Harry:** (sigh) That's better. I don't understand where I got those smooches from, though.
**Sally:** I'm pretty sure it was Alyssa.
**Harry:** Oh, Alyssa... she's such a thoughtful and beautiful girl. Am I ever gonna see her again?
**Sally:** Don't worry, Harry, I'm sure you'll see her again soon.
**Harry:** Thanks, Sally.
*(Sally goes to her room, Mary follows her)*
**Mary:** Uh, Sally? About that parrot...
**Sally:** I know, he's not exactly a parrot. I have a little confession to make. Mary...that parrot is my fairy godfather. His name's Stan.
**Mary:** EEEEE!!! My sister has a fairy godparent! I gotta tell my brother about this!
**Stan:** Hold it right there, Mary. You can't tell this to anyone else.
**Mary:** Why not?
**Stan:** Because, according to Da Rules, if you tell anyone about me being a fairy, I'll go away forever, and I'll be assigned to a new godchild.
**Mary:** Don't worry, Stan, you can trust me. I promise not to tell anyone about you being a fairy.
**Sally:** Well, I suppose we can trust you after all.
**Mary:** Thank you!
*(camera zooms out to the slideshow)*
**Stan:** And that's how I got assigned to be your fairy.
**Sally:** All because of a simple phone call.
**Stan:** Yet, in a way, you should thank Alyssa.
**Sally:** Why would I do that?
**Stan:** Because, if it wasn't for her, you wouldn't have got me in the first place.
**Sally:** Yeah, I guess you're right. And my brother wouldn't have found the love of his life either if it wasn't for her.
**Stan:** So, anything you want to wish for?
**Sally:** Oh, yeah. I wish for giant cake. (cake poofs up) I wish for a unicorn. (unicorn poofs up)
*(camera slowly zooms out to Sally's house as Sally keeps making wishes while her voice is fading away)*
*(screen fades to black)*
*(Title Card ending)*