How Weird Are You?

We’re all weird - this is the Strange Ducks after all.

But just how weird are you?

First, answer this question:
**How often are you extremely weird? How often do you perform a strange feat?**

1. **Never! Weird is gross, you can't be popular!!!**
2. **Once to twice a year... only when the pop kids aren't around.**
3. **Once a month, maybe? I try, I guess. It's kinda hard.**
4. **I'm not sure. Around once a week? I don't really keep count.**
5. **Probably about once a day, with my friends. Never around my parents, though.**
6. **wEIRD iS aMAZING hOW iS aNYONE nOT wEIRD?!?!?!?! i'M wEIRD aROUND mY pARENTS aS wELL!!!!!!**

### **If you were a 1-3 on the above quiz, please do not even take the quiz below. If you do, don't expect a high score or a welcome with open arms from the Strange Ducks either.**

Choose one of the answers for each question that most fits you.

When you’re done, scroll down to the bottom of the page and see what score and rating you got. (Don’t worry I don’t think it’s very accurate, but we’ll see!)

1. Someone asks you what you want to eat. You say:
	1. Anything, as long as it’s edible.
	2. Your favorite food.
	3. ACK! SOMEONE?! IT‘S A STRANGER!! I DON’T WANT FOOD FROM A STRANGER!!
2. You have free time. You are:
	1. Reading a book/playing game/watching shows.
	2. Preparing for the inevitable alien invasion.
	3. Doing homework.
3. 1 + 1 is
	1. 2
	2. 11
	3. Window!
4. You see a lion in your neighbor’s house. You:
	1. Knock on the front door and offer the lion a snack.
	2. Call the police and RUN.
	3. Why are you in your neighbor’s house?
5. You’re sitting in class at school. You are:
	1. Paying attention like you should be.
	2. Sleeping/doodling/texting/not paying attention in general.
	3. Eating tangerines and then sneaking up on random kids to put the stickers on their backs when the teacher isn’t looking.
6. You’re allowed to have any pet you want. You want a/an:
	1. Zombie
	2. Alicorn
	3. Zombie alicorn
7. There is a zombie apocalypse! You:
	1. Finally get the chance you were waiting for and storm out into the fray with a colander for a helmet and a baseball bat.
	2. Scream and run for cover.
	3. Rob all the banks while you can.
8. If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
	1. Somewhere in space.
	2. Somewhere fun/relaxing.
	3. Somewhere you could scream your heart out and nobody’s gonna yell at you.
9. All of your hair disappears while you sleep. You:
	1. Bawl like Keefe would.
	2. Wear a wig.
	3. Grab a marker and scribble weird words on your head and go to school like that.
10. You get grounded on the day of your best friend’s birthday party. You:
	1. Text your friend and say you couldn’t make it.
	2. Beg your parents to let you go - you can be grounded when you get back.
	3. Blast a hole in the window and run to your friend’s house, just in time for cake.
11. You just won the lottery! You get to choose one of the three prizes. You choose the:
	1. Racehorse
	2. Goat
	3. Neonly fashionable car

## SCORING

Add up the numbers next to the answer that you chose for the question and see your rating ⬇️.

**For the first question, the rating scores are different. Please view the below:**

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RATING

-10293847 - 20: You are completely normal. No, seriously. Not weird at all. So un-weird, it’s kinda strange... You aren't eligible to become a strange duck. You'll need to do a great weird deed to possibly maybe join the ducks. But you probably wouldn’t want to, anyway.

21 - 40: You are just the right amount of weird, for the rest of the world. Not too normal, not too strange.

41 - 70: You are a little too weird. So strange that normal people think you’re just faking it. But the Strange Ducks know better.

70 - 99: You are SO WEIRD! Normal people are... just... they avoid you. They're like "wHO iS tHIS wEIRDO eWWW" and you're friends say "eRMHAGERDERTZABERTIFULPOTATERFERSCH!" This is average Strange Duck level.

100+: You are 110% weird. Actually, make that 1100% weird. Screaming through the halls weird. Call your blanket Romeo and your pillow Juliet weird. Scientific facts have showed that people who are this weird are most likely aliens. But that’s fine... maybe? dON'T eXPLODE oUR bRAINS pLEASE