My Bitter Valentine

**A Valentines Day hater is struck by cupid's arrow.**

This is one of 21 Relationship Stories in The Sims Mobile, and one of Stories that can be started after going on a first date.

# Chapters

## Candy Sweethearts

Starting Dialogue:

> **You:** Hey, you dropped this candy heart. You probably don't want it since it fell on the floor but I'm looking for an excure ti talk to you.
>
>
> **Lover:** Thanks! I have a bunch. Here...why don't you take this one? It says "Text me." Wink wink.
>
>
>
> **You:** You want me to text you? Bluh...blerg...zurble> Uuh, sorry, I forgot how words worked for a second.
>
>

Ending Dialogue:

> **You:** Wow...that was really...fun!
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> **Lover:** You sound surprised! I had a great time too.
>
>

## Holiday Haters

Starting Dialogue:

> **Lover:** So, how about that Valentine's Day Gala?
>
>
> **You:** Ugh, yeah...Valentine's Day. What a joke right? A night of overpriced dinners and reasons for single people to be bitter.
>
>
>
> **Lover:** Oh...yeah...so dumb. What were they thinking? "They" meaning...the people who invent holidays.
>
>

Ending Dialogue:

> **You:** It's great to meet someone who feels the same way I do about Valentines Day. I've never had a good experience with it.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> **Lover:** Me neither. Well, I've never had any experience with it. I've always been single on Valentines Day.
>
>

## Bitter Sweeties

Starting Dialogue:

> **You:** So you've always been one of those single bitten people on Valentines Day?
>
>
> **Lover:** I tried not to let it get to me. Doesn't matter now anyway. I know it's a tacky holiday, but we get to spend it together.
>
>
>
> **You:** That's...true! Maybe this'll be a good Valentines Day after all.
>
>

Ending Dialogue:

> **You:** So, why did you have all those candy hearts anyway? I thought you didn't like Valentine's Day.
>
>
> **Lover:** Oh...uhhh...nostalgia? I had fun Valentine’s Days when I was a kid, and I'd always eat candy hearts.
>
>
>
> **You:** I guess they'll be nostalgic for me too now, since it's how I finally worked up the courage to talk to you...
>
>

## Cupid Cutlets

Starting Dialogue:

> **You:** I'm happy we're not doing anything for Valentine’s Day. We're so progressive!
>
>
> **Lover:** Yeah.. I did make you a little something though. It's a love letter.
>
>
>
> **You:** A love letter...for me?
>
>

Ending Dialogue:

> **You:** That love letter you wrote me was really sweet. Um...I got something for you too.
>
>
> **Lover:** A box of chocolates? In a heart-shaped box?
>
>
>
> **You:** It's meant to be ironic...you know, how we're both always bonding over our mutual dislike of Valentine’s Day.
>
>

## Happy Honeycakes

Starting Dialogue:

> **Lover:** Thanks for the ironic chocolates. I guess irony is almost as sweet as you.
>
>
> **You:** You're really special to me. I just wanted you to know.
>
>
>
> **Lover:** You're really special to me too. I'm the happiest I've been in a long time.
>
>

Ending Dialogue:

> **You:** I love spending time with you. You really do light up a room. Wow, listen to me. You're turning me into a sap...
>
>
> **Lover:** I bet I can out-sap you, sweetums!
>
>
>
> **You:** Try me, honey cakes!
>
>

## Clandestine Valentines

Starting Dialogue:

> **Lover:** I have a confession to make: I love Valentine’s Day. I've always wanted to celebrate it but never was with anyone on Valentine’s Day.
>
>
> **You:** What?! But...I thought you agreed with me what it's the worst holiday since National Hug a Porcupine Day!
>
>
>
> **Lover:** I lied because I wanted to impress you. I didn't want you to think I was hokey or cheesy.
>
>

Ending Dialogue:

## Pre-Fixed Lovers

Starting Dialogue:

> **You:** We should do something special for Valentine’s Day. Your happiness is more important to me than my dislike of cards and flowers.
>
>
> **Lover:** You'd celebrate Valentines Day for me?
>
>
>
> **You:** I'd do anything for you...even dress up and eat expensive tiny food from pre-fixe menus.
>
>

Ending Dialogue:

> **You:** Being surrounded by all this lovey-dovey stuff is making me...oddly happy! Because I'm with you.
>
>
> **Lover:** Sounds like a good side effect from letting go of some of that Valentine’s Day bitterness.
>
>
>
> **You:** Yeah my bitterness was taking up a lot of room. Now I've got more room to love you.
>
>

## Sappy Sweethearts

Starting Dialogue:

> **Lover:** I never knew you could be such a romantic. It means a lot to me that you'd do all this just to make me happy.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> **You:** I'm sure you'd do the same for me. So, get ready...I love National Garlic Day.
>
>

Ending Dialogue:

> **You:** Okay, I'll admit it. I'm having fun celebrating Valentine's Day. It's nice to be romantic with you without being made fun of!
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> **Lover:** I've been loving my Valentine's Day with you. Maybe we can celebrate it next year too!
>
>

## Enthusiastic Inamoratos

Starting Dialogue:

> **You:** Next year let's go all out! We'll get a Valentine’s Day Tree. Wear ugly Valentine’s Day sweaters. Ooh, and sing Valentine’s Day carols!
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> **Lover:** Oh! Hmm, I'm not sure any of those is a thing...but you're sweet for wanting to celebrate again with me.
>
>

Ending Dialogue:

> **You:** I guess Valentine’s Day will always be our anniversary. The universe has a twisted sense of humor.
>
>
> **Lover:** Or maybe the universe is a hopeless romantic. I love you.
>
>
>
> **You:** I love you too! You're the best thing since candy hearts.
>
>