Dust of Clumbae

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chapter 1 lincoln:
Once there wasa kid named Lincoln and he spawned in a Forest
Lincoln woke up :Lincoln: ugh ummmmmmm where am I… SOME ONE TELL ME WHERE I AM
Lincoln paniced he didn.,it know what to do 5 hours later he comed down and he started to punch wood
And made a crafting table and he made a sword and a pickaxe and he looked for a cave and he found a cave and he mined stone :Lincoln: picky picky picky im pickin some wood I mean stone
He dab

chapter 2 naomi
Once there wasa kid named naomi and she spawned in a birch forest
Naomi woke up :naomi: Birch? BIIiiiiiirrch? BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHH
She screamed she started to punch wood and made a wood sword and a wood pickaxe
She started to mined and got 3 stone and made a stone pickaxe

chapter 3 ethan
Once there wasa kid named ethan he spawned in a plains and he saw a house
And before he saw the house he sayed something where the pickle am I he saw the house and he walked to it and first he punched wood and made a sword and walked to the house he saw more buildings and he saw a blacksmith and he ran to it and robed it and all he saw was cobwebs rotten flesh
and sand

chapter 4 dab a ogine:
Once there wasa kid an named clumbae the genius he made a diamond portal that leads to BOOM town
He is 16 :clumbae: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHEN I TELL PEOPLE TO COME IN HERE
And he been pickin up diamond not mineing them

Chapter 5 the gwas
Lincoln was mineing and mineing and mineing and he still
has.hint find any iron so he jest gave up :Lincoln: ugh I give up he was walking
Out of the cave and then clumbae got lincolin with a rope and he put him in a
Vending machine and he when inside and he was playing pandaman
And your probably wondering what that is pause and tell Lincoln what that is
Ethan saw clumbae :ethan: HEY he shouted

clumbae: what he shouted
ethan: let go of him he shoute
clumbae: to late hes in the vending machine :ethan: well put me in :clumbae: ok he let him in
chapter 6 the 3 mini games:
Lincoln and ethan were wondering who they are :Lincoln: who… who are you

ethan: who are you :Lincoln: im a human :ethan: uhhhhhhh dab?
And Lincoln saw a panda :Lincoln: PANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDA
He screamed the panda was charging

ethan: HES CHARGING AT US LOOK DOTS THIS IS PACMAN but… the ghost are… pandas?
Lincoln: and it’s a pink panda its pinky and lets get the dots
2 hours later

Lincoln: Come on one more dot and the panda is guarding the dot
Ethan got and Idea ethan wisperd to Lincoln
Go over there and I will call him

ethan: hey come here the panda chared at him ethan jumped over him and ran at
The final dot he got it

Chapter 7 the great esc from the vinding machine
Ethan was trying think how to esc
And he figured it out

ethan:
Follow me

Lincoln: why never mind ok
Lincoln was following ethan and naomi got Lincoln and ethan

Lincoln: why are we not moveing :ethan: because wer on a humans hand
Naomi got Lincoln and ethan out of the vinding machine

Lincoln: whats your name?
Naomi: my name? my name is naomi
Lincoln: nice to meet you and other k
id whats your name

ethan: my name is eth
Lincoln: want to go to my house?
Ethan and
Naomi: I guess

Chapter 8 what a lovely day walk down the road if I ever stop singing I will explode
Lincoln: so this is my ho.no
Clumbae ride with is dragon :clumbae: muhahahahhahahahaha im
how do I speak English again? :Lincoln: uhhhhh is that your dra

clumbae: oh yeah im gonna kill u with grongay
Now fire ethan swinged his sword and he rereflecked the fire ball and Lincoln
Throw a potion of niceness throw it at the dragon
And he killed clumbae :Lincoln: now this is my home
Ethan was a vaperateing in to tawkerr

tawkerr: hey guys?... are u guys hot? :Lincoln: no the reason your hot because you’re a tawkerr
tawkerr: look at yourself in the mirror he did his face was different and he was panicing
The end