White Coat

The White Coat welcomes travelers to P3cord.

The **White Coat** (*白人*) is a mysterious figure introduced in the P3cord arc, named after a cryptid of Cherokee legend. The entity has gone by many names such as La Professeure, Doc Cock, Professor Sicko Mode, Mr. Pawnch, and Umbrella Man.

## Background

The White Coat hails from Weskero City, a distant land in the far West that acts as a gateway to a strange other world. It is believed that he is this multiverse's incarnation of **WeskerPawnch**, a widely known side character from his own series.

## Plot

### P3cord

The White Coat first introduced himself to Kimpo as a patron of the arts and a powerful wizard, but it soon became clear that he was neither of these things, only a man who trips upon convenient answers to any problems floating around. Along with several other drifters they protected P3cord from threats such as the Persona User. The White Coat ascended to the rank of P3cord Hall Monitor after talking a raider in circles until he revealed his insecurities and exploited that weakness, causing him to leave of his own accord when mods weren't around.

Years later, when Trigonometry von Griffithdor entered P3cord Wesker offered his signature, super iconic welcome gesture that is displayed on this very page. Ugh, so iconic!

## Abilities

**Speaking Tongues**: The White Coat has the ability to wiggle-waggle his tongue and make mouth-words that emit noises and such. He mixes and matches these words in a form of obscene poetry that reveal deeper truths in the fabric of the universe. His purple prose is mostly just effective as a confusion tactic and ego inflator.

**Reality Manipulation**: Through fumbling and tripping, the White Coat is able to gain the advantage of any situation through perseverance and a "fake it 'til you make it" mindset. Referred to as the Law of Attraction by armchair-philosophers and pseudoscientists alike, merely thinking something hard enough into existence is possible for the White Coat, however this itself is a paradox as trying too hard would no longer allow for the path of least resistance to permit things to happen naturally, as they appear to when the White Coat manifests a change in reality.

**Goth**: The White Coat's appreciation of the macabre and avant garde things in life has led to a resistance to supernatural darkness and boons when listening to dark wave, The Cure, or particularly moody metal music.

**Non-Euclidean Thought Processes**: The White Coat's alien mind allows him to identify obscured patterns (normally meaningless even after being noticed) and interpret their esoteric secrets. Through madness the White Coat is able to keep opponents on the back foot. While they may be highly intelligent and treating a battle as chess, the White Coat may not even remember the full ruleset in chess and has decided to play Battleship instead.

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**Narrative Manipulation**: The White Coat has the ability to alter the script of the plot and articles. Even though the White Coat's name is clearly the White Coat, it appears as "the White Coat" in articles such as this.

## Trivia

* The White Coat's name is actually WeskerPawnch.
* His favorite food is cheeseburgers, favorite color is purple, favorite Pokemon type is Ghost, and favorite manga is Hunter x Hunter.
* The White Coat is often portrayed as a comedic relief character, poking fun at others and taking most things very lightly, but occasionally drops into a sobering monologue suggesting that his absurdist fancies may be regressing into nihilism.
* With the insistence of being referred to as "the White Coat" and his affinity for things that are creepy, dead, and paranormal, it's possible that he is a ghost haunting P3cord. This would explain his ability to appear when most expected to and his constant, lingering presence even when absent.