Alco Joaz (Marco Diaz x Alex Jones)

## Alco

Marco and Alex interviewed their 'Mean Girls' performance and their band 'Spice Boyz'

### Other Ship Names

Marlex, The Maronicas(parody of 'The Veronicas), Bling boyz, Spice Boyz (as lead pairing), Dreamy Diazes, The Sugar Daddies, Princess Bad Boyz, Sweet Gamer Skillz,

### First Moment

When Marco and Alex supported LGBTI+ and made announcements over the audio speaker, ruining the overrated people's reputation

### Latest Moment

Marco, Alex and the gang took a tour to Hollywood and saw 'The Rock' (aka Dwayne Jhonson) swooping with them

## About

I Love This Ship. A queer/romance story starring Marco Diaz and Alex Jones about what happened in 9/11, Boston, Las Vegas, Katrina, and Sandy Hook. They were known for being 'Mean Girls' fans. 'Mean Girls' is a 2004 film starring Lindsay Lohan, Tina Fey, Amanda Seyfried and Rachel McAdams about Cady Heron transitioning to North Shore High School after spending 12 years in Africa with her family. She finds out about 'the Plastics' (which is the most popular clique) and turns herself into one of them after getting revenge on Regina Gorge, the Queen Bee of the Plastics and a nasty bitch. Things went out of order for her when the Burn Book becomes published.  Marco Diaz walked home from school, he saw a fat man sitting on the corner crying. Marco tries to fade his memories of himself and Star. After Star and Marco broke up (because Marco found out Star cheated on Tom emotionally and physically on Tom with him. While they're dating, Marco convinced Star he wouldn't tolerate peer pressure from her and decided to switch back to his responsible, bad-boy personality) Marco stepped towards him to discuss his problems which Alex discussed him kissing Justin Bieber in order to cheat with Selena Gomez. And then he also noted that the fact that his boss, Barack Obama fired him for this reason. Marco comforted him and show him the secret audio speaker that Alex had dreamed of all his entire life! Alex began to speak with his heart's content and said a few profanity phrases; Justin Bieber and penis Selena Gomez and the other celebrity singers sucked; complained that the British actors ate too much ham and drank 50 shots of wine a day in order for them to become dead as a doornail; to respect Islam (for America) and Muslims and other multicultural people and accepted them; how Donald Trump is atrocious and a way of his rejection as well as racism (and Demoncism because Marco had a tiny crush on Tom Lucitor and the monster racism should be banned for life); and everyone (including the Echo Creek Academy cheered for both Marco Diaz and Alex Jones so Alex patted Marco's back and kissed Marco's cheek> Marco blushed, realizing that his harem is still ongoing.
Marco and Alex went to the same restaurant as Cher Llyod performed her 2012 song 'Want U Back'. They discussed their interests.

When Star invited him for a sleepover, Marco refused it. Then Marco and Alex sat on the couch eating nachos in front of the dragon, Nacho (you get it, NACHOS!!!). Alex was disappointed about the sequel 'Mean Girls 2' and complained it was trash, unfunny and not the original. Since Marco and Alex were 'Mean Girl' obsessed, they bought the "On Wednesday, we wear pink" shirt, make-up palette and the burn book.  They even discovered the deleted scenes of 'Mean Girls' hugged emotionally and cried about the content. Marco related the forgiving Regina as Tom Lucitor in 'Conquer', 'Sad Teen Hotline' and many other SVTFOE episodes that indicated Regine George/ Tom Lucitor's character development as the benefit for Cady Heron/ Marco Diaz respectively: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONptmaywKwo

This is the 'Mean Girls' performance that was performed by the casting members. Marco and Alex positioned as Cady Heron and Aaron Samuels which these characters in the movie were in love with. It was located in the auditorium of Echo Creek High:

### **Synopsis:**

* After living in Africa for 12 years, Marco Diaz is a 15-year old homeschooled teenager whose parents were zoologists. They migrated to the US and she attended the public school, Echo Creek High, for her first time.

* Marco’s completely lost on her first day of public school. Luckily, she befriended Janna Ordonia and Damien who courageously guided her all the pros and cons and lend her the Map of Echo Creek High School. They informed Marco to evade ‘The Plastics’, the school’s exclusive clique consisting of three rich bitches. However, the queen bee, Tom Lucitor, invited Marco to join them every day after she was captivated by Marco’s nature. Spending more time with ‘The Plastics’, Marco go shopping after school and learn more about them.

* Meanwhile, Janna created a plan to get revenge on Tom and deliberately uses Marco to sabotage her. While acting friendly to Tom and the rest of the Plastics, Marco explored about Tom’s top-secret notebook- the Burn Book and all those savage comments and brutal gossips will sure run someone else’s reputation. Marco refused Janna’s revenge until she discovered Tom’s true colors- hence- Tom kissing Alex (which intensified Marco’s jealousy) and purposely rebounding him away from Marco. The guy Marco crushed on since in Calculus class and Tom’s ex-boyfriend.

* Marco determined to continue with Janna’s plan to cut off “Tom’s resources”: losing Tom’s hot-bod; turning her army of skanks, insecure rich girl, Grunkle Stan and sweet but ditzy, Star Butterfly; and finally, separate Alex and herself and building a closer relationship with him. To catch Alex’s attention, Marco pretends to flunk at Math. Tom, on the other hand, was dedicated to losing weight. So, Marco provided Kalteen Bars and claimed that these will help him to reduce weight, opposing as to gaining weight.

* Secondly, Marco convinced Grunkle that Tom prioritized her friendship with Marco rather than Grunkle. Gradually throughout the revenge, Marco became out of his character and became the new queen bee (the same way Tom acted in the first place)/ “clone of Tom”, which was revealed by Alex. Marco altered her interests and attitude, causing her to reject her trust friends, Janna and Ferguson.

* When Tom found out the purpose of those Kalteen Bars, she noted and insult of herself to take the blame on Marco, Grunkle, and Star to avoid Mr. Candle’s suspicion. Tom shoved the photocopied pages of the Burn Book and spreading around the areas of the classes.

* Mr. Candle terminated the wild fight across the school and organized and announcement “Attitude Makeover”. Because Mrs. Skullnick was accused by Marco labeling her a “drug pusher”, she made everyone realize they were guilty of insulting other girls’ feelings. She arranged a “trust-fall exercise" where they apologize and confess their insolence in front of everyone. When Janna initiated her turn, she teased about her lesbian crush on Tom and used Marco to mock Tom and disadvantage her. Tom felt offended, causing her to storm out, followed by the apologetic Marco. Tom gets hit by a school bus yet rumors spread about Marco incapacitating Tom.

* Being shamed by Alex, hated by her friends and distrusted by her parents, Marco blamed herself for authorizing the full content of the Burn Book. She slowly reverted to Marco’s old self by going through punishments for her confession while her guilt reduced. As per Marco’s punishment and reformation, Mrs. Skullnick suggested Marco to all in with the Mathletes. During the competition, Marco virtues that taunting an unattractive girl wouldn’t benefit Marco’s advantage of succeeding in Mathletes.

* When Marco became nominated for the Spring Fling Queen, she merited winning doesn’t value any significance and everyone has their strengths and weaknesses. She declared victory belongs to everyone no matter what disadvantage they have. For Marco’s symbolic gesture, she breaks the crown into pieces and distributed them to her classmates. Marco owed an apology to Janna and Ferguson and reunited with Alex. She remained friendly with the Plastics.

* At the end of the film, The Plastic clique split apart: Tom joined the Lions Lacrosse Team to resolve her anger in a healthier manner and became Janna’s girlfriend; Star Butterfly became the weather girl and finally, Grunkle joined the ‘Cool Asians’ clique. Marco and Alex were dating and becoming ‘an actual human being’ and Marco hangs out with Star, Jessica Lopez, Ferguson, and Janna, who dated Tom after a couple of weeks. Marco recites that ‘Girl World’ is at peace when there’s now a group of attractive girls, which Ferguson described as ‘Junior Plastics’.

### **Mean Girls Cast:**

#### The Plastics:

* **Marco Diaz as Cady Heron** (Neutral gender and transforms into girly convention when influenced, nerdy and natural "jungle-freaks"? They have so much in common: honest, having potential goals to find their ways; intelligent, especially at Math; Desire to become popular and to have *real* friends; impressionable; always makes dependable choices; their parents who are cultural and cares from their daughters; obedient and sensible; are opposed to rich, empowering bitches- Tom Lucitor and Regina George as frenemies and understands their true colors; dealt with peer pressure; naive and understanding; sensible and mature and has a good heart; usually influence their behaviors negatively through the texts into a clone of Tom/ Regina and have been out of character before (into more irresponsible, possessive and selfish type); stands out for their best friends- Star Butterfly and Karen Smith and Gretchen Wieners; never realize their negative personality development until one's said so- Jackie and Janis/ Aaron respectively... yeah that's about it)

* **Tom Lucitor as Regina George** (girliest and nastiest bitches and a Queen Bee. Rich and mean at the start of the texts but have a softer edge at the end. They are usually firey and angry and needs support to manage their anger issues- with Tom's co-worker, Brian, and Regina joining in 'Lady Lions Lacrosse'. Tom and Regina are often seen as being emotional, too. Relied on Marco/ Cady with their advises and suggestions. Becomes from being selfish and capable of their action to becoming more understanding, thoughtful and generous. Forgives Marco/ Cady for their mistakes and becomes even with everyone)

* **Grunkle Stan as Gretchen Wieners** (they know all of your secrets you can't run away from and a rich bitch because their fathers were wealthy. Very insecure. Knows everyone's business and everyone's circumstances)

* **Star Butterfly as Karen Smit**h (perfectly fits the 'dumb blonde stereotype' and usually ditzy and dumb but easy-going but a psychic. They know they're dumb but they act clever and bright. Just like Star, Karen loves hanging out with her friends (usually to Taco Bell).

'The Plastics' usual theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AwXKJoKJz4

#### Other Characters:

* **Alex Jones as Aaron Samuels** ("don't judge a book by its cover", people. Because Aaron and Alex have more than just hot-looking jocks)

* **Ferguson O'Duruson as Damien Leigh** ("too gay to function with feminine obsession and one of Marco's best friends)

* J**anna Ordonia as Janis Ian** (IKR, they're the true definitions of being a 'tomboy' and crushes on The Queen Bees- Tom Lucitor and Regina George. Loves masculine stuff and clearly breaks female gender stereotype. One of Cady/ Marco's friends. Great artists and creative)

* **Mrs. Skullnick as Mrs. Norbury** (who received a divorce and a full-time working teacher. They're known for being the pushers to move on with their lives)

* **Mr. Candle/ Crandle as Mr.Duvall** (understanding and respectful guardians)

* **Alfonzo Dolittle as Kevin G** (nerdy and confident with themselves. They're also interested with academics)

* **Dave Lucitor as Mrs. George** (they tried to fit in with their daughter's interests and are usually obedient to Tom Lucitor/ Regina George)

* **Justin Amberg as Shane Oman** (a jock, maybe? Probably a rebound to Tom Lucitor/ Regina Gorge)

* **Ken Carson as Jason** (Grunkle/ Gretchen's love interests and falls in love with them whenever they're around. Perhaps their appearance attracts them)

* **Brittney Wong as Trang Pak** (Brittany, similarly to Trang, definitely fits into the 'Hot Asians' clique and tries to be cool. Also, like Brittany, Trang and the other members of the clique would whip their hair. Their theme song would be this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjW8wmF5VWc and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqWq\_48LxWQ. Brittany seemed to be an underage girl who would mistakenly date a coach)

* **Hope Hadley as Lea Edwards** (Hope will get a 100% non-complimentary comment on her everyday-worn skirt by Tom Lucitor. Perhaps since the Prehistoric era after generations after their moms wore those skirts?

* **Anne (Amphibia) and the girls from Loud House as Junior Plas**tics (yep, the new freshmen girls are here)

* **Chelsea as the girl who with all feelings** (yep, don't ask me- she doesn't even belong to Echo Creek High because she's full of rainbows and unicorns)

'Mean Girls' music video is performed by Ariana Grande: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl1aHhXnN1k

That's so fetch, right girlz?

Also, don't forget to wear pink accessories on Wednesday cuz "on Wednesdays, we wear pink!!!"- Star Butterfly/ Karen Smith.  Marco and Alex raising a charity together and earned somewhat $150 per week for the foundation. They offered the customers some of the 'Mean Girls' merchandise. The nasty, gossipy Burn Book costs like approximately $10.00. The 'Mean Girls' shirt costs around $5.00 and the cosmetic palette costs around $15.00. Unlike other charities, we're not closing them forever. We're raising charity for the hospitality of the monsters and poor people. The monsters will be arriving at Earth's distinct area, so we'll welcome them and build new homes and other facilities for them. Remember, treat them with respect and with honor. Enjoy your day, my fellow ladies!!!

## Alco Joaz Moments

There are lots of Alco Joaz moments that were portrayed in a lot of Marco and Alex's youtube videos.

## Canon Probability

infinity x716, Marco and Alex have a lot of similarities in common. The two loved epicene associations, parting with their friends and being a 'Plastic' (which is a 'Mean Girls' reference). Marco completely moved on from Star (and presumably Kelly) and his feelings Alex nourished as love at his first sight. Weeks fled by and their relationship grew stronger and stronger. Although the kids from Echo Creek Academy taunted at the gay couple being transgendered, the bullying doesn't prevent from "our true bonding" as Marco complimented. Marco and Alex invited to their 'Spice Girlz' band.