Season 1 Episode 13

***DISCLAMER!!!!:*** This is written in part second person, part third person, and part first person, so caution.

This episode is the Cooking Challenge 2.0 Challenge.

Now the story. It is mostly written from Zane's P.O.V.

## S1:E13 Where's the lamb sauce?

### Director

Mia Thompson

I was thinking that before we started any of the challenges Skyler at least had a few ideas. No, he has like two. He made all of them up within the bus rides. Kind of impressive really. I fell asleep on the bus, but Mia woke me up and told me about the challenge. It was my worst nemesis. A cooking challenge. They were doing another one. Except there was only one judge this time. It was going to be me. I have a question for god. WHY? Yaromir ended up chasing after the bus because Manny completely forgot about his house. He finally caught up to the bus, but he held on the windows for the ride. When we got there, there was actually a setup. More ingredients than last time, but I don't know if they are any good. Joshua had coffee and held his energy. He started climbing on the WALLS. He started chattering about corn, hair chalk, and spiders. He stared at our blank faces, and said it takes an advanced sense of humor. I sat down at the table (which was still covered in Remy's famous "chocolate sauce" from last time). I flicked an ant off the table and started the clock. It was a little lonely, but it was also hilarious to watch Yaromir get angry at some potatoes. About 90 minutes passed, then the people got in alphabetical order. Once again, Alma was first. She stuck with her desert theme, as she made a muffin. One muffin. I asked her what flavor it was, and she said banana. I took a bite but I found something crunchy in it. I spit it into my hand and it was MORE pencil shavings. I gave her a 2 out of 10. then came Arianna. She did not hear Yaromir yelling last time I guess because she made the "chocolate sauce" with pasta. The pasta wasn't burnt it just tasted like a sad brick. I spit it out and said it could make the sounds for the crunch bar ads. CJ started laughing then he choked for 10 seconds. Next up was the Brysons. Older Bryson and Younger Bryson teamed up to make a cake. The Older one held his reputation from last time and they both go a good score. Conrad made a salad of avocado, lettuce and... RAW chicken. I couldn't eat it since my tum tum was not having fun fun right now. CJ made a bag of potato chips. He didn't actually cook so I had to disqualify him and Conrad. Daniel made a bread loaf with a super special surprise. That ended up being butter. He got a decent score, so next was Danny. He actually was happy to cook this time so he made a burrito. It was one of the most strange things I've ever tasted. It was like crunchy, but also mushy and spicy. I threw it in a bag since it was pretty good and saved it for later. Emma made a meatloaf with pencil shavings in it, but I wasn't going to be like Mia. I was going to take a bite. It was disgusting and I really regretted it so she got disqualified for inedible ingredients. Emery and Elon both made a bread sandwich. Seriously I'm going to go over on carbs. Jett made some ramen with seaweed in it, that was fine. Korbin made ravioli but the filling was legit paper shreds and taco bell sauce. Madison tried to make fried ice-cream but it turned to slop with some burnt cherries in it. I took a sip and it was HOT. I spit it and gave her a negative score. Mia made a special drink which was from Ponyo if I remember right. It was super good so she got a fine score. Everyone after that made some form of pancakes, until REMY. She learned nothing from last time, so she made the dreaded "chocolate sauce", mac and cheese and green eggs. I slurped some of this sad excuse of a meal up and died inside. I gave her back the tray and told her to take some of it. Scarlet made some salad which was good. William however won with his Chuck Norris pancake. Yaromir made some frozen steak. It was very bland so I started yelling, "WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!" I saw that since we were finishing early, we held a drawing contest. Everyone held their art piece of after a while and I looked at them. Young Bryson was VERY VERY proud of his drawing so when I gave Mia's drawing of Sonic the Hedgehog a better rating than his he started yelling and throwing stuff at people. Arianna got hit in the back with a crayon and she was dramatic so she did a whole play about falling down. Mia ended up stopping him by saying, "I am fluent in over 6 million form of kicking your arse." He got put out in the time out corner so we all waited for the parents to come get us. We held a Beyblade ang poggers contest. The super duper awesome Ricardo Milo edition bey blade won, and the Shrek pog won. We heard the door open and we all let the parents in. Mom and Mia's mom must have been texting because got a sleepover. That was awesome and we played a bunch of games and watched memes. However, I felt something was watching us. I looked over and saw Krompy. That made me feel better for a while. When I went to bed, I saw Yaromir had actually made his way into the trunk of our car. His excuse was he confused the cars. 1 our cars look nothing like each others. 2. Why would you get into the trunk of all places? I needed no answers in life after that so I just went to bed.