British "tea" - SephirothSword57 Review

**British "tea"** is a review video made in response to YouTuber CDawgVA's video in which he samples many Japanese teas.

## Episode synopsis

**SephirothSword57** looks out the window into his garden and remarks it's a perfect day for japanese macha tea, only to discover someone has replaced his tea with british teas. He cries out in horror.

**SephirothSword57** greets the viewers, explaining he felt nostalgic to his latest trip to Japan and decided to look up tea videos on YouTube, and found one in particular where a lot of teas were sampled, which at first seemed educational, only to find it was made by YouTuber CDawgVA, a Westerner living in Japan. **SephirothSword57** express his distaste for his general disrespect of Japanese culture, but even more at him disliking many of the japanese teas. **SephirothSword57** explains briefly his relationship with tea, and presents the brands he will be reveiwing, and that he will be using CDawgVA's own metric of a scale to 10 to score them.

### The review

#### Lipton Earl Grey

* **Awful, spit-inducing taste**
* **Best suited as a torture device**
	+ **Final score 1/10**

#### Bradley's English Blend

The packaging proves to be too convoluted to open, and is rendered unreviewed since **SephirothSword57** could not get to the tea, and as such recieves an automatic **1/10.**

#### Twining's Green Tea & Lemon

* **Confusing brand name pronounciation**
* **Did not feel like drinking poison**
* **Still tastes of diarrhea**
	+ **Final score 3/10**

**SephirothSword57** takes a pause from the review, stating how none of the samples have been enjoyable since they're made for western tastes. He then reads a quote regarding tea from "A Nice Cup of Tea" written by George Orwell, criticizing his belief in being an authority on tea, as well as westerners' treatment of tea in general.

#### Taylors of Harrogate Yorkshire Gold

* **Choking hazard, may have actually been poison**
	+ **Final score 2/10**

Before **SephirothSword57** can get to the final brand, he is interrupted by a spectral cackling which momentarily throws him off, but decides to keep going.

#### Tick Tock Rooibos Green Tea

After having a sip, **SephirothSword57** gets up and excuses himself while clutching his stomach in discomfort. For making him so naseaus, it does not recieve a score.

### Post-review plot

As **SephirothSword57** dispose of the last tea, the spectral cackling catches his attention again, which he discovers coming from the ghost of George Orwell. Orwell explains he still plague the human race for their gullibility, and is impressed by **SephirothSword57** surviving all the western tea he made him drink. **SephirothSword57** brushes Orwell's gloating off, stating he's beaten much stronger foes. Orwell boasts about his battle prowess, only to be shut down by **SephirothSword57** who refuse to fight him, as it would be a waste of time and resources, and instead asks Crono to handle him. Crono drags the screaming George Orwell off-screen and makes short work of him. **SephirothSword57** thanks Crono for his assistance, and calls CDawgVA out to admit Japanese tea is superior to western tea.

## Gallery

Orwell transforming SephirothSword57's superior Japanese tea into British teaOrwell confronting SephirothSword57Orwell getting killed by Crono offscreen