The Slug

**"The Slug"** (**Slege**), real name **Skoldone Erviaande**, was an activist from Red Ardesch.

## History

When he was younger, he protested against the Anti-theists' authoritarian measures and its militarism, preferring to live a life of uninterrupted hedonism instead of being forced to fight his hated Zarijanian enemies in an easterly battlefield.

He once attacked the diplomat Pahhurkas because he wanted to provoke a war between his country and the Gauvajut Empire. His reasons include the existence of the Eastern Enclaves and its persecution of its minorities.

After being accused of making harsh and degrading remarks on various online forums, the authorities drafted him into the armed forces. Embittered by his abusive treatment from his fellow soldiers, he became a major who led his armies to invade the Gauvajut Empire.

His goal was to exterminate the Gauvajuts and replace them with Ardeschis like himself: rude, ill-tempered, vulgar, reckless, mad, and obsessed with sex, revenge, and murder. However, even the Ardeschi government could not tolerate his anger outbursts. While he was raiding the southern end of the Eastern Enclaves, the Ardeschi authorities summoned him back, replaced him with a different general, and sacked him from his rank. After he tried to beat up the judge, accusing him of "being a coward with no balls against the bigots in the west", he was electrocuted and left in a prison cell.

At one point in his incarceration, the authorities let Pahhurkas (later the Prime Minister of the Gauvajut Empire) to speak with him. "The Slug" answered back with a volley of blasphemous curses and rants, while the Prime Minister let him yell his throat out, before using him in propaganda clips as an example and a stereotype of Ardeschi society.

He once tried to escape his prison, becoming an outlaw and a murderer. "The Slug" joined a sex commune, whose raiders attempted bombings in Green Ardesch before hijacking a ship to raid the Gauvajut Empire. When his ship entered Eastern Enclave waters, it was sank by the navy, and he was brought kicking and screaming into another prison. For his attempts to commit terrorism against the Eastern Enclaves and the Gauvajut Empire, he was given one last video for him to scream out all of his curses and rants, which ended once he smashed the camera and tried to stab and shoot the prison guards. He was executed by firing squad.

His cremated remains were sent on a boat eastward back to Ardesch so that his cursed soul will not haunt the Gauvajut lands.

## Trivia

* "The Slug" was inspired by a White Nationalist troll that the author quarrelled with on Yahoo Answers at roughly 2016-2017. That troll was notorious for his hatred of Black people and Christians, his vulgarity and toxic attitude, and his celebrating murderers like Dylann Roof.
* Originally, the author intended for "The Slug" to be a loner whose lack of hygiene and decency has distanced his friends away from him. Pahhurkas also tried to contact him, but every attempt was answered with petty curses and vulgar words. "The Slug" was later killed while fighting the Utopianists during the invasion of his capital Teranchir.

## See also

* Farsiders
* United States (Rinnarverse), notorious for people with similar sociopathic, sadistic attitudes.