Guldo

**Guldo** is a character appearing in Home for Infinite Losers. He along with the rest of the Ginyu Force, are prisoners of HFIL and are close to being rehabilitated. Guldo is the weakest member of the Ginyu Force and the weakest Prisoner of HFIL.

## Appearance

Guldo is a short round alien with light green skin and four eyes (two small ones located like a humans eyes and two much larger eyes located at the sides of his head). He wears a white variant of the regular custom armor Freeza's army wears, but does not carry a scouter due to his head structure. Being a member of the Ginyu Force, he has the Ginyu Force symbol on one of his armor's chest plates.

## Biography

Guldo, like the rest of his teammates, Freeza, Zarbon, Dodoria, King Cold and Cell was sent to Hell for his transgressions, specifically to HFIL (**H**ome **F**or **I**nfinite **L**osers), a rehabilitation home for obscenely powerful villains (aka MCMs, "Morally Compromised Malefactors"). He is introduced along with the rest of the Ginyu Force playing beer pong (with Shasta). Due to their propensity for synchronized dancing, the lot of them perform a dance in celebration to their newest arrival, Cell, called the twerk-a-rena (to Cell's absolute horror).

Even in Hell Guldo's teammates continue to dismiss him blatantly, such as during the sharing circle when Guldo opens up about how he was decapitated by Vegeta in front of his friends, to which Jeice adds "and us", leaving Guldo visibly offended by the remark.

During Cell and Freeza's Dodgeball match, Guldo is chosen for Freeza as his second teammate due to taking too long choosing his first pick of Dodoria. Guldo is shown to be a valuable asset to Freeza's team due to his natural ability to stop time, giving their team multiple advantageous opportunities by easily snatching the ball without no-one noticing. After accidentally outing Dodoria, in an angered tirade Freeza berates Guldo for being the weakest of his elite forces and openly insults him. In response, Guldo deliberately gets himself eliminated from the match by presenting himself as a target. Later Guldo is genuinely apologetic for his actions despite Freeza's harsh words. These fall on deaf ears as Freeza kicks him away in anger due to Cell riling him up earlier.

When the Ginyu Force introduce Captain Ginyu (in truth a frog inhabiting Ginyu's body) to Cell, believing their Captain had regressed as a coping mechanism due to some traumatic event on Namek, Guldo is the only one of the group to consider that Ginyu had simply body-swapped with a frog. Regardless of this, Guldo freely opens up to Ginyu about his lot in his afterlife, such as his frustrations of not being taken seriously and missing his wife.

Guldo is also the main element to the Ginyu Force's antics of playing pranks on Cell due to his hostility towards the team regarding Ginyu and his constant assaults on Cell. Indeed, Guldo, using his time stopping ability was responsible for sabotaging a chair Cell sat on during the next sharing circle, inconveniencing him in his own home by acts such as damaging the lock to his front door when Cell is taking out the recycling, taking the batteries out of his TV remote, unplugging the TV, rigging his couch with a balloon trap, and placing a bucket of paint over his door. Cell discovers these antics upon realizing someone, suspecting Freeza, had put glitter in his soap and sees Guldo setting up mousetraps in front of his bathroom door. Guldo avoids a retaliating Cell by stopping time.

After Cell abducts Frog Ginyu to force an apology from the Ginyu Force, after using his time stop ability to search Cell's house, they get into a fight in the cul-de-sac, being clearly no match for Cell even without chi. The two sides come to a destructive mutually assured destruction Mexican stand-off when Jeice claims Guldo to have planted bombs in Cell's house while looking for Ginyu, and Cell assuming his self-destruct form. This is stopped by Goz and Mez who scold the two parties for breaking curfew and reveal to the Ginyu Force that Captain Ginyu had indeed body-swapped with a frog, proving Guldo right.

After learning the truth about the status of their leader and rejoicing, thinking the real Ginyu was still alive and being all too ready to dismiss Frog Ginyu, Guldo finally stands up to his teammates, scolding them for their behavior and admitting having accepted Frog Ginyu as his friend regardless if he wasn't *their* Ginyu, just as much as he regards his teammates his friends despite their poor treatment of him. His teammates are touched by his words and come to reciprocate these sentiments, being happy to see Frog Ginyu when Super Kami Guru regurgitates him back out.

During the session of macaroni art overseen by King Cold to portray their greatest regrets, Guldo is horrified by the insinuation that Recoome may have had sex with his wife. During the following trust fall exercises he was poorly matched with Burter, being the tallest of the group versus Guldo being the shortest.

## Abilities

Guldo has psychic abilities that he can use during combat. e retains the latter ability even after losing his ki, implying it may be a psychic power, or magic.

* **Time Freeze**: Guldo can stop time by holding his breath, however if he exhales, time will continue to move.
* **Za Warudo**: Guldo can summon steamrollers with this move. He uses it to summon Guru and the Ginyu Force uses the latter as a steamroller in Episode 8.