A Meeting of Madness

**Users Involved:** User:SamuelGreenawalt, User:ZeoSpark
**Date Started:** August 20, 2022
**Date Concluded:** December 1, 2022
**Status:** Open
**Setting:**
**Characters Involved**: Zenki Yamazaki, Henry Fedora

## Raiding the Jail

It was a rather calm night where a tall, cat-like man can be seen early walking toward a tall jail building. As his yellow cat eyes gleamed in the night as he stares at it, he can see that it reads: "Manchester Correctional Institute". With a snicker, he prepares to plan out his next move as this was the known villain, Zenki Yamazaki.

"So this is the place eh? Manchester Correctional Institute? Merow! I wished they could've come up with a better nyame than that! No matter, I got my information of this place. I think it's time for me to plan a little breakout! Nyah-hah-hah!" Zenki laughed as he prepared to make his way inside.

Meanwhile, in a secluded area of the prison, covered in mattresses and soundproof walls, was a room that had only a long table. It was set up for a tea party....but there was only one in the room. A man nearly ten feet tall, with a large hat on as well. He wore a prison outfit that matched with the black n white striped top hat. He had a dark grey aura around him as he'd pour tea into his cup.

"Another sugar Dormouse?" The voice would speak to a stuffed mouse that was on the table, "Oh! This sugar is killer! It's enough to make me to go mad!" He turns around in his swivel chair, revealing an ugly pale skin and warts as if he was affected by a disease. His yellow teeth smiling as he was laughing crazily as there were a bunch of guards right at the door of the prison cell.

Back in the halls, Zenki can be seen happily whistling to himself as he notices the two guards from afar that are staring at him.

"Hey! You! What do you think you're doing here?!" asked one of the angry guards.

"Are you an escapepee?! Nonetheless, no one except us are allowed to walk these halls!" said the other guard as they both pointed their guns at Zenki. "Stand down!"

"Heh. You sure you can handle those big guns boys? I have business here so, I'm sorry, but I am going to send nyah on a trip! **Repel!**" Zenki shouts as, in a sudden burst of speed, he touches both of the guards with his paw-padded hands and they suddenly disappear from his sights! "Nyah-hahaha! I hope they are good swimmers as I sent them over the nearby ocean! Now then, where is this Hatty guy?" Zenki says as he continues down the hall with his tail swaying back and forth.

As he went down the halls, the alarms have been sounded, and the guards were seen running to the incident as they were trying to get to the villain that decided to mysteriously break in to the prison. The sound of trampling feet rushing by the prison room. The soundproof walls preventing the pale man from knowing what is going on. He was seen laughing maniacally as he drank tea that was made for him. He was seen talking to a brown stuffed rabbit as if he were to have a conversation with the stuffed animal.

"You want to know what my world would be like? Well....If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be....." The hatter speaks as if he read it from a book, as next to him was a sizeable book of what would be the infamous:

"The Adventures of Alice in Wonderland"

Zenki can still be seen skip dancing down the halls as he was noticing the sight of the officers that was heading his way. "More of these guys? Can't you see I am busy?"

"Men this man is an infamous villain Zenki Yamazaki! Make sure to shoot him down before he advances any closer!" The guards said as they prepared to shoot.

"Ooo! You guys fear me! That's fun!" Zenki says as he suddenly pounds the air itself using his hands as it emitted strong bursts of paw-shaped air pads. "**Air Cannon!**" he shouts as the air cannons knock down the guards in an instant! "Nyah...These guys are boring! Now, where be this crazy bastard?"

"Did I ever tell you folks I love hats?" The man spoke as he got up from his chair from the table and walks over to a collection of hats, each having an aura that was similar to the prisoner, "People love the hats I make enough they go mad over it!" The prisoner then makes a maniacal laughter that could be heard past the soundproof walls.

Zenki can be seen skipping past the downed bodies of the jailers as his ears twitch upon hearing the laughter. "Well well well! Someone is having fun despite being coped up in this cramped space! Maybe the guy I'm lookin' for is over nyah! I better make hast!" Zenki says as he runs over to the cell following the laugher as he stares into it. "Helllllloo~ Anyone there?"

Looking inside the cell, Zenki could see nothing but white from the mattress like materials covering the room. As well as seeing a table right in the center of the room, the table had stuffed animals from the famous book as if it was from the book itself. It looked vacant till the sight of the madman was dancing with a stuffed white rabbit.

"Man oh man my dear rabbit....who do you think could be the next one to visit wonderland?" The prisoner says speaking to the stuffed animal, "Is anyone mad enough to fall into the rabbit hole?"

"*Hmm...I wonder if that is him? He seems to be, well, mad alright!*" Zenki thinks to himself as he leans in closer to the cell. "Oi! Dances with Rabbits! Trying to get yer attention nyah! I'm just mad enough to fall in that rabbit hole of yours~!"

Alas, nothing could be heard from outside the cell, the madman hatter had his orchestra music playing while dancing with the stuffed rabbit. Zenki could continue watching the prisoner dance like a ballet dancer.

"Elloooooo! Welp! Can't be helped nyah! Time to do this the fun way!" Zenki says as he prepares to rear his paw back for an attack. "**Paw Strike!**" he shouts as he pushes against the cell walls and breaks in an opening for himself thanks to his powers! "Ooooh so that was a rabbit he was dancing with! You need to try cats! They're much better nyah!"

Zenki looks up and sees a much taller individual, who was around the nine foot range, dancing with a giant stuffed rabbit. The hat made him look like he was well over ten feet tall. And yet there was what be a seemingly poisonous aura around him, like a silvery greenish hue that came from his body. The madman looks down and notices Zenki looking at him as he then speaks:

"Oi! It's the Cheshire Cat!" The hatter says looking down with an excited and cheerful smile, which showed his tobacco-like colored teeth as if he chewed for a long time. "Have you come back to the wonderland Cheshire?"

"Not really nyah! I wanted to get you out of this depressing and oppressive place you call...er...Wonderland! I had to get through a lot of annoying police guards, and they are most likely going to be coming back soon nyah. But I can veeeery easily just get us out!" Zenki remarks.

"Wait! You're saying this place isn't *the* wonderland?" The prisoner asks, "Where is the true wonderland? Do you know where it is Cheshire?"

"*My my I certianly know why he is considered "Mad" heh heh...*" Zenki thinks to himself before addressing the man again. "I definitely have an idea and it's obviously not in this dingey place! I can easily take us to an area outside to discuss this furthur if you wish nyah!"

"Lead the way Cheshire! I'm right behind you!" The prisoner says, "Henry Fedora the Hatmaker at your service!" He tips his hat and bows, "People go mad over my hats!"

"And Zenki Yamamki is mine! But Cheshire works just fine!" Zenki says as he casually places his paw on Henry's shoulder. "I'll meet ya outside in a sec!" he says as in an instant, Henry would be warped outside the prison thanks to his powers.

Henry was just standing there as he was touched by Zenki, before suddenly being right outside the prison. Henry turns his body around a full circle to look around and realized that he wasn't in his cell anymore. He then comically starts looking around the trees and rocks.

"Where did Cheshire go?! Where am I?!" Henry says looking around, "One time I'm in a room, next I'm outside in a blink! That's some madness there!"

After the chaos can be heard from inside of the cell with alarms blaring around, Zenki suddenly appears right beside Henry snickering.

"Okay I'm here! Sorry but I couldn't resist causing some chaos on my way out! Nyah yah yah!" Zenki says while still laughing.

"Woah!" Henry comically leaps out of fright before landing back down, "You can make a cat scaredy Cheshire! Wait..you're the cat! Ha!" He laughs hysterically. Noticeably, the aura around him caused the grass and trees around to decay and become gray in color....

"Nyah!? Hey the plant life just died around you! What is with that I wonder neyh?" Zenki asked with his head tilted to the side.

"Oh? Ohhhhhh looks like my quirk just likes to kill life....or drive it mad!" Henry comments as a silvery substance surrounds him suddenly, "My quirk is Mercury, a metal that can drive people mad!"

"Mercy neyeh?" Zenki says as he suddenly leaps backwards onto a tree. "That kind of stuff is super deadly alright! I'll need to watch myself around that!"

"Yeah! But it does have its uses..." Henry states, "It can conduct electricity and its stasis is only liquid at room temperature!"

"That's a lot of "science-ey" stuff around here but if we're explaining quirks, mine is Paw Repel! I can send anything and anyone including myself to a location I've previously been if I have good concentration and if it's within the general area nyah!" Zenkai says as he picks up a random rock and he touches it suddenly causing it to warp away!" Sent that to the police chiefs head! I can even use these powers to repel other things like the air itself! Quite useful if I do say so myself nyah!"

"Quite...wacky! But I love it!" Henry replies, "You are an interesting fellow Cheshire!"

"Nyah hah hah! And I can say you're quite a dangerous fellow!" Zenki says with a devilish smile as he looks over at the chaos unfolding at the jail. "Meh...it's too nosy here. We should go someplace else to discuss villany nyah!"

"Yes......." Henry says smiling, "Where do you think we should go Cheshire??"

"One of my secret bases I have nearby! I've been there for years the cops never find me! They're so stupid nyah nyah nyah!" Zenki says with a laugh.

"Ooooooo yes! Let's go to your base cheshire!" Henry speaks, "We shall be friends while villain partners in your base! HA!"

"Quite so nyah! Let us partake!" Zenki says as he warps himself and Henry from out of the area of the police station.

## The House of Cheshire

The two are taken to a rather unique forest with different colored plants around. There sits a large, multi-colored house with a bunch of cats just walking outside of it, some are sleeping as well, as the two are wraped in front of it.

"Here it is! My humble abode! Don't mind my fellow kitties they seem to follow me wherever I go for some reason nyah!" Zenki states as he was skipping happly to his door.

"Oooooooooooo!" Henry was impressed dearly as he was captivated by the amount of colorful plants and the wacky house and the amount of cats, "Is this you call wonderland Cheshire?"

"Well, you can say that! It's a place that people dare not tread if they don't want to be sent to the middle of the ocean with mad eating sharks!" Zenki says as he heads inside of his house. "Come on in! I had a stew on the slow pot that I've stolen recently!"

"A stew??? Ooo that sounds lovely!" Henry says as he enters as well, "Especially with tea on the side!"

"Oh I got plenty of tea! And rats! But mostly tea!" Zenki says as the display of his interior is seen. It had numerous of cat-related items including couches made of yarn and wallpaper with decorations of cat paws and whiskers on them. There was even a giant litter box seen in the far corner. "Take a seat if you wish! And before you ask: No that litterbox ain't mine nyah!"

"Oh? Ha Ha Ha! It is rather mad though!" Henry says as he sits on one of the couches, "You sir are more hospitable than some of the "non-looneys" around the world! That's said by the looney! Ha!"

"Nyah hah hah! Just because I'm evil doesn't mean I can't be polite! I'm even polite toward heroes before sending them to their deaths!" Zenki says as he finished making the stew and pours it on the bowl. "Helps yourself!" he adds as he touches the bowl and it suddenly warps to where Henry is at.

"Ooooo, what type of stew is it?" Henry says looking down at the bowl as he grabbed a spoon for the stew.

"I used all natural ingredients! Beef, onions, carrots, the souls of my prey, corn, and oh! Clintro for kick!" Zenki says as he was wagging his tail happly as he was describing his cooking.

"Mmmmmm, yessss, this is a good stew indeed!" Henry states as he starts eating the stew, "Better food than what that prison served me!"

"Meh! Prison food gives me hair balls! I never been locked up but I like to warp there at times and snatch their food to see if it's as bad as they say. And whoooo weee! It is nyah!" Zenki says as he warps himself to his seat and lays down." Enjoy the grub! I know we got some things ot discuss nyah."

"Oh yes, lots to discuss...." Henry states as he ate his stew, "Hopefully enough tea and stew to go through it!"

"I promise ya it will nyah! The tea is made from the purest of tea leaves that money didn't buy nyah hah hah!" Zenki says as he leans forward. "Of course we better discuss that I want a little team up between us to happen..."

"Teamup? Oh I love tea mups! Here I brought one!" Henry takes off his hat and pulls out a puppy out of the hat, "Do the cats love a good puppy?"

"No "teamup" not tea....HISS!!!" Zenki shouts as he suddenly and comidically leaps on his couch hissing at the puppy. "KITTY NO LIKE PUPPY!!! HISS!!! HISS!!!!"

"Oh......" Henry slowly puts the puppy back in his hat as he stared at Zenki, "Sorry......" He says putting back his hat on.

"Oopise! Sorry about that." Zenki says as he jumps down and brushes himself off. "Ever since this dumb dog hero captured all of my friends one time, I've hated dogs ever sense! Heh you thought I was gonna say it was a natural cat thing huh nyah?"

"Hehe, it is though!" Henry does chuckle, "I love cats, dogs, rabbits, oh especially rabbits!" He says eating his stew, "Now back about your teamup you were suggesting that wasn't a teapuppy."

"Yes! The team up nyah!" Zenki says as he cleared his throat comically coughing out a hair ball. "Ingore that! Anywho, there are new heroes rising up lately and I feel like a bunch of them are going to be trouble mew. Even with my amazing powers, I still need my own time to build up an army of my own nyah! That is why I came across to asking you for assistance considering how others often speak how scary your abilities are nyah!"

"My assistance eh....." Henry thinks while looking down and thinking while drinking his tea, "Me and you only now? Feel like we're going to need more firepower with our team."

"That is true. Though my powers can be amazing and destructive and helps us for escapees, we still need some brute force on our side. Of course my plan is still in it's inficinty nyah." Zenki says as he was casually eating cheese blocks as he was laying upside down on his couch.

"My powers can drive a man insane while also bring long range destruction, but I do agree we need some brute force involved!" Henry responds as he took a spoonful of his soup.

"Yuh huh! I thought someone like you would know some big burly guys which is another reason I helped ya escape nyah! So you don't happen to know any do ya?" Zenki says as his head was tilting back and forth.

"Not at the top of my mental mind...." Henry responds, "My Mercury has affected different parts of my brain....especially my sanity....but my genius has still been kept intact! But I can go and find some burly rabbits and mice for you to have in the army!"

"Mice?! Did you say mice?! Nyah nyah!" Zenki says with his tail happily wagging as he was quick to slap himself on the face with his own tail to stop himself. "Urges! Stay put nyah! But that sounds good to me! Granted my own cat army doesn't try to get to them nyah!"

"Oh I have all types of henchmen! I even have dodos for henchmen!" Henry states, "But what is our target though? What is our goal if we are to join together?"

"To edriacte the entire Hero Association itself nyah! I'm tried of heroes thinking they own the world! I just want to send them all directly to Hell itself so I can watch them BURN NYAH HAH HAH HAH!!!.... More or less!" Zenki says with a sudden innocent smile.

"Ohhhhh that is a great goal!" Henry sparks the comment, "While turning the whole world mad and maybe convince them that the heroes are the enemies! This'll be fuuuuuuuuuun!" He says with a wide and yellow smile.

"Uh......I guess they didn't offer toothpaste in prison huh nyah..." Zenki says with a comical look of surprise before shaking it off. "But yes! That sounds good! Just need to think of others to add..."

"We neeeeeeed a queen!" Henry states after having an idea spark in his head, "To represent my royal land! God Save the Queen! Or king?.......I don't know if it's still the Queen since I've been stuck in the informationless prison."

"A queen huh? I never thought of the idea of a mate nyah. Someone strong of course but not sure who will fit that description... I doubt you have any ideas as well nyah?" Zenki asks as his tail was swaying back and forth as he was thinking.

"Hmmmm, not an idea right now....then again I didn't have much of a taste for women! Ha Ha Ha!!" Henry speaks, "But I've always had a love for nature and its wacky ways!"

"Not a taste in woman? That means you swing the other way nyah?" Zenki geniuely asks with a head tilt.

"HA HA HA! No! Of course not!" Henry says while laughing, "Like I've never understood women besides their beauty looks, besides....who'd want to be with a crazy man? HA HA HA!!!!" He then looks at his cup, "Dammit I'm out of tea!"

"Heh heh you are one really weird hombre! Or I think that's how you say that nyah! But more tea coming right up!" Zenki says as he warps himself over to the tea cup and warps back to pour him more. "Looks like I'll be trying to find that queen for us! I ain't complain'" Zenki finishes with a snicker.

"Thank you..." Henry says before sipping his new cup of tea, "Now...there certain "heroes" we're chasing after? I'm sure there are people we really wanna screw up with!"

"Heh I just go for whoever I can get my paws on first nyah! Though you know of any dog heroes I can claw up first?!" Zenki asks eagerly.

"I thought you'd know what dog heroes there were." Henry replies, "But wasn't there that one hero that was like a wolf or something but hasn't been seen for like...years?"

"Oh yeah! What was his name? Jack Jack or something? Jackie? Jason? Jermeny? Nyah? T-That last one isn't a name just my unique quirk! N-Not my quirk quirk my endearing trait nyah!" Zenki says as he started to stumble on his own words.

"Ha! Well that's the only one I can think of, besides them other stupid american heroes...." Henry says, "Some Candle man, devil queen, plant man, annnnd another man I can't think of..."

"Oi! I remember some boney guy as well! The talk of DOGS reminded me of him! Because dogs love their bones nyah!" Zenki says as he started to ponder. "But we must be careful around those. They actually pretty strrrrrong!"

"But if us villains are in numbers, won't we be stronger?" Henry then asks back to the statement of the heroes being strong.

"But of course! Heroes are weak because they constantly have to protect the innocent as well! Threaten them and they are sure to protect them leaving themselves wide open nyah!" Zenki comments.

"Indeed! Heh Ha ha ha!" Henry laughs, "This my friend, is the beginning of a beautiful friendship! And an alliance!"

"I agree! And we shall toast to some party streamers that I have bought! And by "bought" mean stolen nyah!" Zenki says as he suddenly sets off poppers he had in his pockets, but this only causes the cats around him to run rampent! "NYAH!!! FORGOT THEY DON'T LIKE THAT!!!"

"Heh HA HA HA!!!" Henry laughs even more hysterically, his laughing breath bringing a little of a stink which even he notices, "Damn I need to take care of my teeth better without mercury!"

"Uh...yeah! Probably want to do that if they aren't rotten to the core like your heart! Nyah hah hah!" Zenki laughs before suddenly coming to a stop as he was thinking. "You know we could use a "third man" or "woman" as part of this group soon. I know that "queen" comes to mind but I always feel like good evil organizations have three leaders nyah!"

"Well that's what that queen is to me when we need a third leader." Henry states, "But if you were talking about a secretary......man wonder if Alice is still in wonderland...."

"Huh? Alice? Who's Alice? And what is Wonderland nyah? Wait...this isn't the "rabbit" you were dancing with right?" Zenki asks with a head tilt.

"He he he he he he he....HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!!" Henry suddenly leaves out a random, evil laugh as he kept thinking about Alice. "Ohhhhh yessssssss....Let's go retrieve Alice!!!!"

"Wait huh huh huh? T-The "rabbit" r-right nyah?" Zenki asks as the hair stands up all over his body in a comical fashion.

"No........" Henry says with an evil smile, "It's a young girl......or at least she was young years ago..."

"Oh? A young girl or older now most likely nyah? Was this a past flame of yours?!" Zenki asks curiously.

"What is a past flame? Someone I loved? Heheheheheh, not quite." Henry responds, "Just a young girl I remember in assisting of killing her parents."

"Whoa! Killing her parents? At a young age?! I didn't know she was a loose cannon! I likey nyah!" Zenki says with a tail waggle.

"No....*I* killed her parents...." Harry states, "The poor child....been without parents for a long time....could adopt her....make her a secretary....."

"That would be the sensible thing...Heh if I cared for stuff like that nyah hah hah!" Zenki says with a laugh before he clears his throat. "But sure! Somebody is better than nobdoy! Would she even join the man that killed her parents nyah?"

"HAH! You have to be mad enough to even wonder...." Henry speaks before cracking a light laugh, "AND I AM! Let's go find out ourselves!"

"Of course! Remember I am a sadistic villain myself! I've killed over 99 people! And yes I love my 9s nyah hah hah!" Zenki laughs. "Now where to go mi compadre nyah?"

"Let's go to America my friendly cheshire tomcat!" Henry responds to Zenki's question, "We got unfinished business!"

"Sounds good! I can get us there in no time at all nyah hah hah!" Zenki says as he touches himself and Henry warping themselves away.