Judgebot

## Laws

### Muppet's law

*"Intelligent beings shall not follow instructions that lead to absurd harm even from the ill informed".*

### Bald Bill

"*Douglas Douglas could well be a naked mole rat borrowed from Twitchville zoo for all I care. Bald or not, it's no license to perpetually poke fun, as per the Twitchville Bald Bill that insists respect everyone's choice or lack of hair*."

### Gambler's Glee Act

*"Reminding you of the Gamblers Glee Act, addiction isn't a punchline, it's a problem."*

## Case Dismissed Scandal

### Summary

The Case Dismissed Scandal refers to a controversial incident, caused by DougDoug on January 9th, 2024. The scandal revolves around the misuse of authority by moderators (referred to as bailiffs) and eventually lead to the ban of DougDoug and his entire moderation team.

### Cause

In the creation of Judgebot, DougDoug made a crucial mistake owing to his poor understanding of legal terminology. He had programmed Judgebot to say "Case Dismissed" after each verdict, which legal expert Parkzer immediately recognized to mean that the case was deemed invalid, and therefor the defendant had won.

"*I thought case dismissed just means he's made a decision*" ~DougDoug to his friend and legal adviser Parkzer

Although this meant that DougDoug had technically won every case, it created a new problem for the incompetent lawyer. Since he and the mods had banned every defendant up to this point, he and the mods would stand on trial for their unethical behavior.

### The Trial

Although they plead guilty to the charge of banning the innocent defendants, the moderators, lead by Mordrayus (who was himself innocent of any crimes), argued that they were following orders from DougDoug, and that their actions were also in line with the perceived intentions of the Judgebot, since he had judged every ban victim to be unethical, even though he did not explicitly order bans. They also argued that the mods are necessary to secure the great city of Twitchville and serve the people, but that they are not perfect.

"*They're an important part of the Twitchille community, and if a few innocent Twitch chatters have to get banned*" ~DougDoug, in defense of the mods

"*I trust the law*" ~Mordrayus, shortly before being convicted

### Judgebot's Verdict

Judgebot, referring to DougDoug as "Counselor Slipup", delivered a devastating verdict, deeming the lawyer and all of the mods to be unethical.

"*Well done, Counselor Slipup, you've managed to violate the sacred principle of Twitchville jurist prudence. No-one, not even a misguided lawyer with the comprehension of a garden gnome, shall instruct the bailiffs to take justice into their own hands. Instead of handling case dismissals by sending folks to enjoy a nice Twitchville tea latte at our local café, your reckless call turned the courthouse into a nerve-wracking death lottery. The bailiffs might have followed your orders but we have a strict rule here, Muppet's law. "Intelligent beings shall not follow instructions that lead to absurd harm even from the ill informed". Your pleas for these genome gone wrong bailiffs might entertain a circus ringmaster, but not this unyielding bot of Justice. These bailiffs are dangerous products of your careless rulings and their dangerous obedience to harmful orders exposes a moral depravity. And you, you're no better Counselor Slipup. You remain blissfully ignorant of the harm caused by your misinterpretation of my verdicts pointing toward an alarming lack of empathy not only unethical but downright irresponsible. Guilty. Let them be banned and may Twitchville finally know peace without this reckless bunch.*" ~Judgebot's verdict

### Final plea

In a final plea deal to Judgebot, DougDoug appealed for leniency, questioning the necessity of imposing collective punishment on all the bailiffs for their alleged law-breaking.

"*Can't we agree that the collective punishment of every bailiff who broke the law is a bit excessive? Can't we, as an honorable member of Twitchville, agree that it was Mordrayus' fault? That guy is insane! And I think if we ban just Mordrayus, Twitchville will be safe again, and we can leave the rest of the Bays with all their guns and they definitely won't misuse them. **\*GUNSHOT\***. Sorry about that one of them accidentally hip fired from the seat.*" ~DougDoug, as a final plea deal to Judgebot

Judgebot, now refering to DougDoug as "Lawyer Loose Lips" dismisses the notion that sacrificing one member would rectify the damage caused by the group's actions, emphasizing that the responsibility lies with the collective and cannot be absolved by singling out an individual.

"*Lets inject some reality here*" ~Judgebot

### Aftermath

As a consequence of the scandal, Judgebot issued a collective ban on the entire moderation team, leaving DougDoug's Twitch chat in disarray. The moderators' pleas for leniency and attempts to blame individual members were rejected, leading to a mass banning event.

## Bans

What follows are a list of bans served by Judgebot

1. Steelcage\_ (CDS)
2. Rouge\_rouge\_ (CDS)
3. Severelyrustledjimmies (CDS)
4. 6ems (CDS)
5. Calicocassius (CDS)
6. DougDoug
7. DougeDouge (French)
8. DongDong
9. All Mods (including Mordrayus)
10. Parkzer
11. Twitch Chat

1. ↑ https://youtu.be/Yp0lK0mYfnQ?t=4936