101 Mammals (101 Dalmatians)

**101 Mammals (101 Dalmatians)** is a spoof of 101 Dalmatians (1961).

## Cast:

* Pongo - Samson (from: Sleeping Beauty (1959))
* Perdita - Miss Bianca (from: The Rescuers (1977) and The Rescuers Down Under (1990))
* Roger Radcliffe - Prince Phillip (from: Sleeping Beauty (1959))
* Anita Radcliffe - Princess Aurora (from: Sleeping Beauty (1959))
* Nanny - Fauna (from: Sleeping Beauty (1959))
* Cruella De Vil - Madame Medusa (from: The Rescuers (1977))
* Patch - Toulouse (from: The AristoCats (1970))
* Rolly - Fievel Mousekewitz (from: An American Tail (1986), An American Tail II: Fievel Goes West! (1991), An American Tail III: Treasure of Manhattan Island (1992) and An American Tail IV: Mystery of the Night Monster (1999))
* Penny - Olivia Flaversham (from: The Great Mouse Detective (1986))
* Lucky - Berlioz (from: The AristoCats (1970))
* Jasper Badun - Sir Kay (from: The Sword in the Stone (1963))
* Horace Badun - Sir Ector (from: The Sword in the Stone (1963))
* Lucy - Cindy Bear (from: The Yogi Bear Show (1960-1962), Hey There, It's Yogi Bear! (1963) and The New Yogi Bear Show (1988-1989))
* Towser - Huckleberry Hound (from: The Huckleberry Hound Show (1958-1960), Yogi's Gang (1970-1971) and Yogi's Treasure Hunt (1985-1986))
* Sgt. Tibbs - Zoboomafoo "Zoboo" (Zobooland claymation style) (from: Zoboomafoo (1998-2001))
* Colonel - Noggindrill (from: Zoboomafoo (1998-2001))
* Captain - Colonel Hathi (from: The Jungle Book (1967) and The Jungle Book 2 (2003))
* Labrador - Foghorn Leghorn (from: Looney Tunes (1937; since 1930), Space Jam (1996) and Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003))

## Quotes:

**Madame Medusa/Cruella De Vil**: *[bursts through the door]* Anita, darling!
**Princess Aurora/Anita Radcliffe**: How are you?
**Medusa/Cruella**: *[gleefully]* Miserable, darling, as usual. Perfectly wretched!

**Medusa/Cruella**: When can the [mammallings] leave their mother? Two weeks? Three weeks?
**Prince Phillip/Roger Radcliffe**: Never.
**Medusan/Cruella**: What?
**Phillip/Roger**: *[nervously, but firmly stands his ground]* We're not selling the [mammallings]. Not a single one. Do you understand?
**Medusa/Cruella**: Anita, is he serious? I really don't know Roger.
**Aurora/Anita**: Well, Cruella, he seems...
**Medusa/Cruella**: Surely he must be joking!
**Phillip/Roger**: *[more firmly]* No, no, no, I mean it. You're not getting one. Not one. And that's...final.
*[Samson/Pongo nods at Medusa/Cruella in agreement]*
**Medusa/Cruella**: Why, you horrid man! You... you... All right. Keep the little beasts for all I care. *[rips up the check]* Do as you like with them. Drown them! *[throws the pieces of ripped check paper at Phillip/Roger]* But I warn you, Anita, we're through. I'm through with all of you! I'll get even. Just wait. You'll be sorry. You fools! You... **YOU IDIOTS!** *[she slams the door and Samson/Pongo neighs loudly at her as she drives away]*

*[As Phillip/Roger and Aurora/Anita take Samson/Pongo and Bianca/Perdita for a walk]*
**Sir Kay/Jasper Badun**: There they go, Horace, me lad. Out for their evening constitutional. A lovely pair of turtledoves. Around the jolly corner, and off to the park.
**Sir Ector/Horace Badun**: Yeah, but I don't like it, Jasper. One more pinch and they'll throw the keys away.
**Kay/Jasper**: Ah, come off it, Horace. We're getting plenty of boodle!
**Ector/Horace**: Yes, but, uhm, I've been thinking--
**Kay/Jasper**: *[grabs him angrily]* YOU'VE BEEN *THINKING?!* Now, look 'ere, Horace, I warned you about thinking! I've got the knob for this job, so let's get on with it.

**Fauna/Nanny**: Now, who do you suppose...? *[answers the door]*
**Kay/Jasper**: Good evening, ma'am. We're here to inspect the wiring and the switches.
**Ector/Horace**: And we're from the gas company.
**Kay/Jasper**: *[prods Ector/Horace]* Lectric, lectric.
**Ector/Horace**: Oh. Electric company!
**Fauna/Nanny**: Oh, but we didn't call for any inspection.
**Kay/Jasper**: Oh yes, I know. See, there's a new Act just passed in Parliament. Comes under the heading of the "Defence of the Realm Act": Article Four, Section 29. Very important - it's the law! And it's for your own safety, ma'am.
**Fauna/Nanny**: Well, I don't care what Parliament, Realm or whatever it is says. You're not coming in here, not with the Mister and the Missus gone.
**Kay/Jasper**: Oh, now. Come off it, Ducky. We got no time to palaver. We got a job to do. *EXCUSE* ME! *[storms through the door]*
**Fauna/Nanny**: What's the matter with you two?! You got cloth ears? I said you're not coming in here! *[falls on her bottom]*
**Kay/Jasper**: Ho, ho, ho! She's a regular old totter, ain't she, Horace? *[laughs mockingly, then heads upstairs]*
**Fauna/Nanny**: *[chasing Kay/Jasper]* Don't you dare go up there, you big long-legged lummox! Now I mean it! If you don't get out of this house, I'll call the police, I will. Now be off with you, you big... you big *weasel!*
**Kay/Jasper**: Now you've been gone and done it. You've cut me to the quick, lady. Why, I wouldn't stay here if you asked me to. *[Fauna/Nanny throws a teapot at Kay/Jasper, but it misses and breaks]* Not even for a cup of tea! *[calling down for Ector/Horace while trapping Fauna/Nanny in the attic]* Oi! Horace, me lad! I've got a sneaky suspicion we're not welcome here! *[we see Ector/Horace downstairs with a bag, heading for the mammallings/puppies in the kitchen]* Pack up, we're leaving! Sharp's the word, and quick's the action.

*[Kay/Jasper calls Medusa/Cruella on the phone]*
**Medusa/Cruella**: Hello? Jasper! Jasper, you idiot! How dare you call here?
**Kay/Jasper**: Look, we don't want no more of this 'ere. We want our boodle. *[as Ector/Horace tries to get his attention]* We'll settle for half!
**Medusa/Cruella**: Not one schilling till the job's done. Understand?
**Ector/Horace**: Jasper! *[shows him the morning newspaper]*
**Kay/Jasper**: It's right here in the blinkin' paper, pictures and all!
**Medusa/Cruella**: Hang the papers! It'll be forgotten tomorrow.
**Ector/Horace**: I don't like it, Jasper. I don't--
**Kay/Jasper**: Ah, shaddup, you idiot!
**Medusa/Cruella**: **WHAT?!**
**Kay/Jasper**: No, no, not you, miss. I mean Horace here!
**Medusa/Cruella**: Why, you imbecile! *[slams down the phone]*

**Samson/Pongo**: Perdy... I'm afraid it's all up to us.
**Miss Bianca/Perdita**: Oh, Pongo. Isn't there any hope?
**Samson/Pongo**: Well, yes. There's the twilight [neigh].
**Bianca/Perdita**: The twilight [neigh]? But dear, that's only a gossip chain.
**Samson/Pongo**: Darling, it's the very fastest way to send news. And if our [mammallings] are anywhere in the city, the London dogs will know. Now we'll send the word tonight when our pets take us for a walk in the park.

*(Barking in the distance)*
**Noggindrill/Colonel**: Sounds like a number. Three fives are 13.
**Zoboomafoo/Sgt. Tibbs**: Um, ah, that's 15, sir.
**Noggindrill/Colonel**: 15? Of course 15!
*(More barking)*
**Noggindrill/Colonel**: Yes, dot, spot, spot, spotted puddings... poodles... No, no, *puddles!*
**Colonel Hathi/Captain**: Puddles, sir?
**Noggindrill/Colonel**: 15 spotted puddles stolen, oh, *balderdash!*
**Zoboo/Sgt. Tibbs**: Better double-check it, Colonel.
**Noggindrill/Colonel**: Hmm? Oh, yes, yes, I suppose I better.
*(Noggindrill/The Colonel barks, then barking in the distance in response)*
**Noggindrill/Colonel**: Two woofs, one yip and a woof.
**Zoboo/Sgt. Tibbs**: It sounds like *puppies,* sir.
**Noggindrill/Colonel**: Of *course,* puppies!

*[An angry Medusa/Cruella catches Kay/Jasper and Ector/Horace watching television]*
**Medusa/Cruella**: I've got no time to argue. I tell you it's got to be done tonight. *[switches off the TV]* Do you understand? Tonight!
**Ector/Horace**: But they ain't big enough.
**Kay/Jasper**: You couldn't get half a dozen coats out of the whole kaboodle.
**Zoboo/Tibbs**: *[spying]* Coats?! Dog-skin coats?
**Medusa/Cruella**: *[breathes smoke at Kay/Jasper's face, and he coughs]* Then we'll settle for half a dozen! We can't wait. The police are everywhere. I want the job done tonight!
**Ector/Horace**: How are we gonna do it?
**Medusa/Cruella**: Any way you like: Poison them, drown them, bash them in the head. You got any chloroform?
**Kay/Jasper**: Not a drop.
**Ector/Horace**: And no ether... either.
**Kay/Jasper**: *[bonks Ector/Horace on the head with his wine-bottle]* "*Eye*-ther"!
**Medusa/Cruella**: I don't care how you kill the little beasts, but DO IT! AND DO IT NOW!
**Kay/Jasper**: Aw, please, miss. Now have [belief], will ya? Can't we see the rest of the show first?
**Ector/Horace**: We want to see "What's My Crime?"
*[Kay/Jasper starts to drink from his bottle, but Medusa/Cruella snatches it and throws it into the fireplace, where the ignited alcohol causes an explosion. The frightened mammallings/puppies hide behind the furniture, and Medusa/Cruella slaps both Kay/Jasper and Ector/Horace in the face.]*
**Medusa/Cruella**: Now listen, you idiots! I'll be back first thing in the morning. And the job better be done or I'll... I'll... I'll call the police! ***DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!***
*[She slams the door behind her, causing a chunk of the ceiling to come loose and fall on Ector/Horace's head.]*
**Ector/Horace**: I think she means it, Jasper.
**Kay/Jasper**: Ah... we'll get on with it as soon as the show's over. *[switches the TV back on]*

*[Medusa/Cruella sees footprints on both sides of the snow]*
**Medusa/Cruella**: Well, now, what have we here? So they thought they can outwit Cruella.
*[She laughs, then honks her car horn four times]*
**Medusa/Cruella**: Jasper! Horace!
*[Honks her horn again as Kay/Jasper and Ector/Horace arrive and pull over next to Cruella's car]*
**Medusa/Cruella**: Here's their tracks heading straight for the village.
**Kay/Jasper**: Blimey! Oh, it's them, alright.
**Medusa/Cruella**: Work your way through the south roads. I'll take the main road. See you in Dinsford!
*[Medusa/Cruella, Kay/Jasper and Ector/Horace split up into two different roads to Dinsford]*

**Samson/Pongo**: Perdy, I've got an idea! *[puts on a chicken costume]*
**Bianca/Perdita**: Pongo, what on Earth...?
**Samson/Pongo**: Look! I'm a [chicken]! We'll all [put on chicken costumes]! We'll all be [chickens]!
**Foghorn Leghorn/Labrador**: Say! That is an idea!
**Samson/Pongo**: Come on, kids! Roll in the soot!
**Olivia Flaversham/Penny**: You mean you want us to get dirty?
**Pepper**: Did you hear that, Freckles? Dad wants us to get dirty.
**Cadpig**: Mother, should we?
**Bianca/Perdita**: *[sighs]* Do as your father says.
**Pepper**: This'll be fun!
**Cadpig**: I always wanted to get good and dirty! [They all giggle while they put on chicken costumes]

**Phillip/Roger**: *[after counting the mammallings/puppies]* 101!'
**Aurora/Anita**: 101? My, where did they all come from?
**Phillip/Roger**: Oh-ho, Pongo, you ol' rascal!
## Voice Cast:

* R. Taylor - Samson as Pongo
* C. Bauer - Miss Bianca as Perdita
* M. Gibson - Berlioz as Lucky
* T. Owen - Huckleberry Hound as Towser
* M. Maga - Toulouse as Patch
* B. Baird - Fievel Mousekewitz as Rolly
* S. Abbott - Olivia Flaversham as Penny
* D. Frankham - Zoboomafoo as Tibbs
* B. Lee - Prince Phillip as Roger Radcliffe (singing)
* M. Wentworth - Fauna as Nanny and Cindy Bear as Lucy
* L. Davis - Princess Aurora as Anita Radcliffe
* T. Ravenscroft - Colonel Hathi as Captain
* F. Welker - Sir Kay as Jasper Badun
* B. Wright - Prince Phillip as Roger Radcliffe (speaking)
* P. Colvig - Noggindrill as Colonel
* B. L. Gerson - Madame Medusa as Cruella De Vil
* J. Cummings - Sir Ector as Horace Badun
* R. Hill - Foghorn Leghorn as Labrador (uncredited)