Shipwrecking Indie Fest 2008

Shipwrecking Indie Fest 2008 is was a public movie festival founded by B23 Studios. Created with the intent of promoting indie titles created by the studios between September 2007 to April 2008 and giving them an exclusive first showcase to the public. The festival took place between September 22-28, 2008 in Virginville, Pennsylvania, however the last day events were never finalized because of the Brimblo Scrimblo the Railroad Clown Incident.

It was promoted by many Myspace celebrities, including Joe, Nick, And Kevin Jonas and Harry Styles. It was publicly funded along with grants from the Federal University of Comedy Kings (Also knows as FUCKs) and sponsored by Kaupthing, Landsbanki and Glitnir who later refused to give statements on their decision to fund the festival.

## The Program

The original program for Shipwrecking Indie Fest 2008 wished to present the values and interests of B23 studios in their many panels and shows, ending with an original indie movie airing to the festival grounds first. Whilst the panels were viewed as an excellent performance, the reviews noted that the crowds were particularly disinterested in them, paying more attention to the movies airing than current news.

The indie movie list is as follows:

* 08.22. - Juno But Guys
* 08.23. - The Secret of the Two Towers (9/11 Commemorative Film)
* 08.24. - Valentia Schmotel
* 08.25.- Two Dudes in a WaistCoat
* 08.26.- Ctrl+Alt+Dlt but real (Tim Buckley included)
* 08.27.- Ctrl+Alt+Dlt but real, directors cut (Tim Buckley not included)
* 08.28.- Brimblo Scrimblo the Railroad Clown

## Brimblo Scrimblo the Railroad Clown Incident

The program was a success, with every movie garnering more and more attention from the public and the internet media conglomerates. However, B23 Studios hinted that the ending movie will by the Magnum Opus of the Interactive Indie Media. This made the public especially interested, seeing as little to nothing was known about the last movie apart from the fact it was a horror movie and that it included a clown (affectionate) known as Brimblo, as was seen in the promotional posters.

On the day of the airing, the festival grounds broke capacity twicefold, with the panels and stands being mostly forgotten or in some cases, even demolished for more spaces for the public. The crowds were expectant, but surprisingly calm, as noted by the security staff still living, as they recall it was not needed to call additional shifts to tend to the masses. But crowds were increasing as it was reaching airing time, all of them turned towards the great screen in the middle of Virginville, on which the previous movies were shown.

As noted by the first responders during their interviews with the victims, the noises stared approximately 5 minutes after the movie should have started, the screen showing the usual pre-show commercials. What followed was a procedurally louder whistle along with the movement of metal, followed by clown laughter. As it seems to have been missed by the public, the safety inspectors and the ground crew, the Shipwrecking Indie Fest 2008 was built on top of an abandoned railway, which was no longer abandoned as a EMD FT locomotive was passing through it, decimating civilians. The casualties reached over 200, but the federal records have refused to give correct detailed statements due to "bureaucratic influences". By thorough lawsuits and extreme lobbying, B23 Studios were relieved from all the charges of manslaughter, claiming that the "grounds provided to us were given by the mayor of Virginville for festival needs and were not a part of the program".

Future records into the VHS collections of the Shipwrecking Indie Fest 2008 show no footage regarding Brimblo Scrimblo the Railroad Clown, as well as in the Blue-ray version of "Shipwrecked classics". As was investigated by the private reporter Jim Jonah Jenkins and B23 Studios, it seems there was no evidence linking to any sort of a movie of the mentioned title, or even it's production. What he managed to procure have been several recordings of the movies director, Scarlet Brimstone, most of which were destroyed during the assassination of Jim Jonah Jenkins in 2019. The following statement is the only one that survived as it was uploaded to a forum Movies4All2Folks and has been reanalyzed by several investigative companies.

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## Trivia

- The Mayor of Virginville, Pennsylvania, Alex Horpthorp, has gone missing after the charges against B23 studios were dropped, and has been considered dead by literally everyone, his husband included.