Neko Daft Punk

The two members of Neko Daft Punk

**Neko Daft Punk** are an electronic music duo who are the cat counterparts of the former electronic music duo Daft Punk.

## Physical Appearance

The two members of Neko Daft Punk are named Discharge and Programmer. Discharge is a grey tabby and Programmer is a ginger tabby. Both cats wear black vests with glowing neon red tubes. The Daft Punk logos on their vests also glow. Discharge wears Thomas Bangalter's helmet and Programmer wears Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo's helmet. Neko Daft Punk's versions of the helmets are a mix of the Discovery, Human After All, and Tron designs, both with LED lighting and black visors. Both wear the same gloves as well.

## In Sagwa's Siamese Life

Neko Daft Punk were formerly known as Dylan and Piper, a pair of cats who were owned by a French lady. They would perform great shows for the street cats. Unfortunately, the lady has since replaced her cats with a pair of dancing dogs and likes to pretend that her cats are dead when in reality, they are not.

When Sagwa and her family and friends first visited the palace where Dylan and Piper lived, Sagwa and Princess Ava had a nice talk with the pair and eventually became friends with them, despite Dylan and Piper being sad most of the time. The lady would have a show where Dylan and Piper would lie on the floor with blankets covering them, pretending to be dead and a group of cats who loved their performances would pretend to be greiving.

One day, the cats, including Sagwa and Ava, were performing in front of the supposedly dead Dylan and Piper who were behind the performers. They were both dancing very sadly. Suddenly, without any warning, Neko Daft Punk burst out of the blankets and "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (Alive Extended 2007)" by Daft Punk blasts in the background. The cats don't hear it at first, but then the walls slide down, revealing a huge crowd that was waiting for them eagerly. Discharge, formerly Dylan, signals the cats get up onto the stage behind them and freestyle dance.

After the amazing performance, Discharge and Programmer remove their helmets and wave to the roaring crowd, along with the performing cats.

### Alive 2007

The French lady decided to have lots of anthropomorphic cats watch her beloved show with her dancing dogs as well. However, there was one thing that she didn't expect. Once the dancing dogs approached the blankets that covered Dylan and Piper, the removed the blankets, but Dylan and Piper were missing, much to the dogs' surprise. Taking advantage of this, the lady makes a scene where she believes that her "beloved" cats had turned into ghosts and had gone to heaven, much to all the other cats' dismay.

Suddenly, without any warning, the stage wall explodes into light and the walls of the auditorium slide down to reveal an even bigger crowd. Neko Daft Punk were atop a huge electroinc pyramid playing the legendary "Alive 2007" for everyone to see. The breathtaking visuals were completely amazing and the performing cats couldn't help but freestyle dance, including Sagwa and Ava. The fact that the crowd goes wild every time the song changes made it even better.

In most of the songs, Neko Daft Punk's helmets light up when they sing. These are the songs included in Alive 2007:

1. "Robot Rock / Oh Yeah"
2. "Touch it / Technologic"
3. "Television Rules The Nation / Crescendolls"
4. "Too Long / Steam Machine"
5. "Around The World / Harder, Better Faster, Stronger"
6. "Burnin' / Too Long"
7. "Face to Face / Short Circuit"
8. "One More Time / Aerodynamic"
9. "Aerodynamic Beats / Forget About The World"
10. "The Prime Time of Your Life / The Brainwasher / Rollin' / Alive"
11. "Da Funk / Daftendirekt"
12. "Superheroes / Human After All / Rock'n Roll"
13. The grand finale... "Human After All / Together / One More Time (reprise) / Music Sounds Better with You"

After an hour and 23 minutes of electronic music, breathtaking visuals, and freestyle dancing, the concert was over and Neko Daft Punk are given a huge round of applause. Even better is that after Discharge and Programmer remove their helmets, everyone realizes that the lady has lied about Dylan and Piper being dead and a trap door opens up, sending the lady down into an old cellar. Neko Daft Punk put their helmets back on and wave to the crowd before winning an award for their amazing performance. They decide to share the award with Sagwa, Ava, and all the cats who danced to Alive 2007.

## Gallery

The legendary Daft PunkDaft Punk driving down a Californian road in "Daft Punk's Electroma"Daft Punk - 2007-08-03 - Grant Park - Chicago, IL - -Full Show- - Alive 2007 - lollapalooza 2007Alive 2007 performed in Chicago, IL