Chapter 11 - Chest of Wonders

## Characters

* Rogue Bowman
* Satyr Fox
* Sparkle Pony

Enemies listed as Purple in this chapter page are **Purple +2** in-game.

* Satyr Fox - Of course you do. Incredibly popular, me. Wouldn't it be nice if I showed you around? All that and more?
* Rogue Bowman - That would be amazing, I'm scared, and confused, and lost, and...
* Satyr Fox - Ugh. Too needy. Not cool at all. I'll just leave you with the unicorn. Later, gator!
* Rogue Bowman - The what now?
* Sparkle Pony - OH HAAAAIIIII!!!!!
* Rogue Bowman - Ahhh!

### 11-3-1 Unification

Unicorns are mysterious and... enthusiastic creatures.

### 11-3-2 And Now, The Chest Of The Story

In which we finally get some blocking exposition.

#### Dialogue

* Rogue Bowman - I'm confused. How can I return to a place I've never been?
* Sparkle Pony - Ah, but you WERE here! MANY years ago.
* Sparkle Pony - You see, our land resides in the very FIRST chest you were found in.
* Rogue Bowman - The first chest? But... I was just a baby!
* Sparkle Pony - Oh YES, the most impressive baby we had ever WITNESSED. Very advanced for your age, full of POTENTIAL.

### **11-4 Bureau of Investigation**

In which Rogue Bowman becomes increasingly convinced that everyone is crazy.

### 11-4-1 Rogue Nation

In which there is a prophecy, because of course there is.

#### Dialogue

* Rogue Bowman - So how did you know that I would come back?
* Sparkle Pony - Oh! A PROPHECY foretold it!
* Rogue Bowman - Is that right?
* Sparkle Pony - YES! "Roses are RED, violets are BLUE, one day Rogue Bowman SHALL return to YOU!"
* Rogue Bowman - Wow, it rhymes and everything.

### 11-4-2 Uni-torn

Rogue Bowman struggles with whether or not he should leave.

### **11-5 Corny Enough**

In which Rogue Bowman learns that a Unicorn can be magical AND observant.

#### Enemies

* **97** **97** **97** **97** **97**
* Rogue Bowman - Well, it's been fun, but my friends are in a bit of a jam. I really need to get back to them.
* Sparkle Pony - But you ARE with your friends! No one LOVES you as we DO!
* Rogue Bowman - Hey, my friends can be sorta rough around the edges. But I know deep down, they care.
* Sparkle Pony - What about the ONE you call ELDER?
* Rogue Bowman - Well, dwarves just bury things a lot deeper than anyone else. It's kinda their thing.

### 11-5-1 A Rogue By Any Other Name

Legendary Hero or not, Rogue Bowman can't leave his friends hanging.

### 11-5-2 Chest-a-digitation!

Rogue Bowman decides that he must leave sooner than later.

### **11-6 What's Chest For Everyone.**

How will this world fare without its Hero of Legend?

### 11-6-1 It's Bin Real

In which Rogue Bowman firmly states that he really must go.

#### Dialogue

* Rogue Bowman - No, seriously I have to go. This place is nice and all but, my people need me.
* Sparkle Pony - That makes us all SAD. Why do you wish to DISAPPOINT us so?
* Rogue Bowman - Us? What do you mean us?
* Happy Crowd - ALL OF US....
* Rogue Bowman - Ohh blocks.

### **11-7 Rogue Won**

In which, Rogue Bowman is unceremoniously returned to his friends.

#### Enemies

* **100** **100** **100** **100** **100**

#### Dialogue

* Happy Crowd - Was your statue not shiny enough!? WERE THE RAINBOWS NOT BRIGHT ENOUGH!?
* Rogue Bowman - ...this is one of those scenarios your life just can't prepare you for, isn't it.
* Happy Crowd - ARE OUR EYES NOT SPARKLY ENOUGH? YOU SELFISH JERK!
* Rogue Bowman - A-are we breaking up?
* Happy Crowd - I... I think it's time we see different heroes.
* Rogue Bowman - But-
* Happy Crowd - This chest only holds TREASURE, Bowman. You don't belong here anymore.
* Rogue Bowman - Hey, put me down! Put me dowwwwwn--
* Happy Crowd - Where. We're glad we got that off our chest.