Fort Guy-yard/Transcript

## Transcript

[STARTS AT ACT ONE]

[Edd, Matt, Tom and Tord are watching the TV]

[Ringo is in the cola box]

Fort Boyard Narrator:"Now you have the four keys, the treasure room door will open for two minutes after the next dong sounds. In order to release the gold, when you enter, you will need to be able to spell out correctly the secret code word."

Tom:"What kind of code was this?"

Fort Boyard Narrator:"You will now have the chance to win clues as to what that code word may be."

[Tom's mexican counterpart "Tercero" makes the appearence out of nowhere]

[Tom looks curious]

Tom:"What?"

Fort Boyard Narrator:"The code word is the one word which has a link or association with all the clue words."

[Edd's mexican counterpart "Eladio" makes the appearence out of nowhere]

[Edd looks curious]

Edd:"Wait? He's looks brilliant."

Fort Boyard Narrator:"Each time you succeeded a challenge you gain another clue."

[Tord and Matt's mexican counterpart "Maximo" and "Tono" makes the appearence out of nowhere]

[Tord also looks curious, except for Matt. which he looks happy]

Tord:"What. two plasters?"

Matt:"WOW! HE'S LOOKS SO HANDSOME!"

Ringo:"Meow.."

Edd:"Yeah, Ringo. I think these are lookalikes."

Tord:"So we've think there was a real set of this show on Google Maps"

[On Tord's phone, shows the picture of Fort Boyard UK Set from Google Maps]

Edd:"Well, but only had to go is the helicopter which is left behind."

[The next scene is the gang holding on the landing skid on the helicopter. Except for Tom, he's shivering while he's holding on the landing skid]

Tom:"Why did we think this would be a good idea?"

Edd:"I don't know, we should find out."

[Edd let go of the landing skid]

Tom:"Whatever."

[Tom let go of the landing skid]

[Matt looks down then imagines that is too high]

Matt:"AHHHH TOO HIGH TOO HIGH TOO HIGH!!"

Tord:"Calm yourself, bud. You just had a parachute as well."

Matt:"Oh."

[Matt and Tord let go of the landing skid]

[Edd, Matt, Tom and Tord landed perfectly on the set of Fort Boyard]

[Edd, Matt, Tom and Tord looks at the Mexican counterparts]

Edd:"Uhh.. Hi."

Eladio:"Hi! I'm Eladio from Eddstown and this is Maximo, Tercero and Tono."

Tercero:"So i'm sure if they should [ahem] \*Indian voice\* come to India if they will be happy."

Tom:"It doesn't go there! That's sound kind of rasict."

Tercero:"\*Normal voice\* What?"

Tono:"So did the mexican says the n word?"

Tord:"No."

Eladio:"Hey, english version of me. How about we should do the two-players Fort Boyard."

Edd:"Okay, buddy."

Tom:"That should be a deal."

[Tom and Tercero gaves a fistbump]

[Tercero and Matt gaves a fistbump]

[Matt and Maximo gaves a fistbump]

[Maximo and Tord gaves a fistbump]

[Tord and Tono gaves a fistbump]

[Edd and Eladio gaves a fistbump as a transition]

[Shows the Fort Boyard logo]

[END OF ACT ONE - COMMERICAL BREAKS]

[STARTS AT ACT TWO]

[It shown that Edd and Eladio having a conversation about video game password in Watch Tower]

Edd:"So did you actually think that any video games had a password around the system?"

Eladio:"I don't understand. Because there was a variant of this password from Metroid says [Justin Bailey 000000]"

Edd:"Well that's sound kind of stu-"

Matt:"Oh no. I dropped the key. I'll get it myself"

[Matt dive off the Watch Tower]

Edd:"WHAT?"

[The scene cuts to a missing scene]

[The gang rushes to the Treasure Room and puts the money in the jar]

Tom:"Hey! Do you know what i'm thinking? I think the BBC presenter always said thousand pounds a lot."

Maximo:"Yeah."

[Edd is holding a cola box which Ringo is inside of it]

Ringo:"Meow."

Eladio:"Aww..! You had a cat?"

Edd:"Yeah."

Eladio:"She's so cute."

Edd:"So, i actually think that this is a crazy salty adventure from me.. Except for that coin"

[Shows a coin with Queen Elizabeth II]

Tom:"What. It just like that, Honestly."

[END OF SHOW]

### Deleted Scenes

[Starts the challenge and ordeals montage with the music]

[Shows the challenge titled "Key To The Sea" where Matt and Maximo is swimming to get the key]

[Shows the challenge titled "Trapdoor" where Matt sitting on Tord's shoulder then

Matt is using the tool, bang the white latches on the ceiling boxes to open and shows a coconut bonk on Matt's head]

[Bang the white latches on another ceiling box to open and shows a key]

[Shows the challenge titled "Cylinders" where Edd and Eladio get across a series of variously sized cylinders to get a key]

[Shows the challenge titled "Excalibur" where Matt pull the sword out, and then use the sword to cut a rope on which the key is attached]

[Shows the ordeals titled "Tightrope" where Tom and Tercero walk from one end of the tightrope to the other where the clue hangs a canister]

Tom:"Hey! This is the nice view I saw, don't you think?"

[Tom got pushed off the tightrope by Tercero]

[Shows the ordeals titled "The Searching Head" where Tercero moves his head along through a series of small chambers]

[Shows the fly]

Tercero:"Why is it has to be a fly.."

Edd:"What's the word, dunce."

Tercero:"Foreign!"

[Shows the ordeals titled "Snake Pit" where Matt and Tono is lowered into the snake pit]

Tono:"Snakes... Why'd it have to be snakes? My poor right eye got hurt one time."

[Matt is scared of snakes]

Matt:"Ah..! He's gonna eat my face."

Tono:"Listen.. Some fans could think that your face looks handsome sometimes"

Matt:"Really?"

Tono:"Yep."

[Shows the ordeals titled "Human Bungee" where Tom jump off the platform and grab the canister which contains the clue while bouncing back up again]

[Tom grab the canister which inside the canister the secret clue word says "Foreign"]

Tom:"Ah. Foreign! Someone gets it right."

[Ends the montage and finished the music]