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Mariage princier de l'héritier Théodore

## Introduction :

Il est difficile de retranscrire à l'écrit les événements dans leur intégralité, tant l'émotion et la joie furent présents ce jour-ci.

La cérémonie en elle-même fut simple, mêlant les traditions Vardiennes et aragonaises, lui donnant ainsi une telle singularité, rarement observée à la capitale. Les deux jeunes fiancés furent habillés dans des vêtements aux couleurs du royaume, et de la maison royale, c'est-à-dire en bleu, or et blanc. Nombreux sont ceux qui, le jour-même, furent impressionnés par la grandeur et la beauté de la princesse, pourtant si jeune et si fragile. Les vœux furent échangés selon l'usage Vardien, et la cérémonie, comme dans tous les royaumes humains, fut organisée avec des promesses à la Lumière, au cours desquelles les fiancés purent une fois de plus jurer allégeance à cette dernière.

Tradition oblige, le mariage fut rapidement suivi d'un banquet royal, festif et ouvert à tous ceux qui désiraient y participer. L'idée vint du couple princier, qui souhaitait justement se rendre un peu plus accessible, et ainsi se rapprocher au plus de leur peuple. Ils sont d'ailleurs admirés pour ce trait de leur personnalité : leur modestie suprême.

Peu de temps après, le banquet terminé, les deux époux furent reconduits dans un des appartements, lequel fut spécialement préparé pour les noces de ces derniers. On raconte que celles-ci furent consommées selon les traditions, «validant» ainsi le mariage.

## Personnalités influentes présentes au mariage :

Considéré comme un mariage important au sein des royaumes humains, le Prince fut heureux d'accueillir au sein-même de la Cathédrale Vardienne de nombreuses personnalités, ayant fait le déplacement pour y assister :

* Un haut-émissaire de la couronne Hurleventoise, chargé d'affirmer la présence et le soutien de la capitale de l'Alliance.
* Un émissaire des puissances Gilnéennes, certes discret, mais présent à l'un des balcons supérieurs.
* Dame Julie de Gowen, dirigeante de la maison de Gowen, plus fière alliée des Srark.
* Lord Benedict Eradyn, dirigeant de la maison Eradyn.
* S.M. la Reine Kaina, mère du prince-héritier Théodore.
* S.M. le Roi Veredius d'Aragon (qui ne porte ce titre qu'à titre indicatif, la monarchie aragonaise étant désormais reliée à la vardienne), père de la princesse Juliette.
* La haute-conseillère, Dame Illerya L. Corvalis, présente non seulement pour ses fonctions, mais également en tant que vieille amie de la reine.
* [...]
* Maisons nobles de la Cour Vardienne (une vingtaine de personnes présentes au mariage).
VIS Effervescence

The **VIS Effervescence** is the humongous Warden-class space station in orbit of Vystar. It is under the control of the VPMC, who also control Vystar.

## Description

The *Effervescence* is an absolutely gigantic spacecraft that is used as a space station. Its shape is unique. It is vaguely the shape of an octoganal prism for most of its length, asides the various ports, canals, indentations and such throughout the entirety of the ship, and it has some raised areas and the like. About 5/6 of the way back of the ship is the bridge section. The bridge section widens the octagonal shape of the entire ship, going all the way to the back of the ship.

## Complement

The *Effervescence* acts as a huge spaceport, exclusively for VPMC military forces. For this reason, it constantly has hundreds if not thousands of fighters and the like at its disposal.

It also always has four other large ships with it at all times.
Season 1

**Season 1** of the *Epic Rap Battle Parodies* series consisted of 15 battles, released from December 23rd, 2012 to May 13th, 2013. Click here for the Season 1 polls.

Rap Battles
1. Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps (1)
2. Mozart vs Skrillex (2)
3. John Marston vs Niko Bellic (3)
4. Puff Puff vs Steve Smith (4)
5. Harry Styles vs Paul McCartney (5)
6. Tom Anderson vs Mark Zuckerberg (6)
7. The Merchant vs The Happy Mask Salesman (7)
8. Harry Potter vs Percy Jackson (8)
9. Steve vs Joe (9)
10. Slender Man vs Enderman (10)
11. Tom Sawyer vs Huckleberry Finn (11)
12. Tony Montana vs Al Capone (12)
13. Jack the Ripper vs Jeff the Killer (13)
14. Eminem vs Macklemore (14)
15. James Bond vs Austin Powers (15)

Cast and Guests
Rappers
1. Nathan Provost (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 12, and 14)
2. Justin Buckner (1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 12, 13, 14)
3. WoodenHornets (5, 7, 8, 11, and 12 as Sound)
4. 0007joeg (8)
5. LazySundayPaper (9, 11, and 15)
6. RLYoshi (10 and 13)
7. Kevin Krust (15)

Cameos
1. Justin Buckner (3, 5 and 11)
2. WoodenHornets (6 and 14)
3. LazySundayPaper (7, 13 and 14)
4. Nathan Provost (13 and 14)
5. THEWUZSHADYFILMMAKER (13)
6. Epic Doctor X (13 and 14)
7. VideoGameRapBattles (14)
8. HarryPotter2875 (14)

Trivia
* *to be added*

References

S E A S O N 1 • S E A S O N 2 • S E A S O N 3 • S E A S O N 4
Javier Schaffeur

**Javier Schaffeur** is a Breton captain in **A Children's Anuad.**

## Biography

Javier was born to two Covenant navy soldiers, named Helenah and Marquis. Due to their occupations, the boy was taken onto the ships they worked on. He learned combat from them, as well as survival skills. He loved living on the boats, as it gave him a strange sense of freedom. However, while moving to a different ship, he was exposed to a pure source of magic that gave him strong powers which only grew in strength as he got older.

A
fter his father died in an accident at 16, and his mom had left to serve on another ship, he was stuck on shore for two years before joining the Navy himself. He rose through the ranks, eventually joining up with the elite squad when he reached the rank of Commander. He was promoted when he had stopped the Inquisition, and since then had been sailing with his crew on the Emeric's Pride, serving the High Queen and King despite being stripped of command after an incident involving the death of tens, and possibly hundreds of citizens after the defeat of the Inquisition.

Whilst serving the leaders of his home province, he acts as a freelancer, taking on any jobs that are offered to him, as long as they are rational and law-abiding.

## Personality and appearance

Javier tends to be a rational and kind man, despite being stuck in inner turmoil himself. At times, he might have a break, letting his emotions cloud his views on things, but those are often rare as he tries to keep a collected head. He seems most focused and engaged when in battle, using strong tactics to work out any knots that he may see. His strong leadership has kept many alive in tight situations, whether it be an ambush or a fight in a bottleneck.

## Trivia

* Schaffeur is a french version of Schaffer, the German word for Shepherd.
Daggerfall Covenant (Children's Anuad)

The **Daggerfall Covenant** was a military alliance formed in the Second Era during the chaotic Interregnum. It vied the Aldmeri Dominion and the Ebonheart Pact for dominance of Cyrodiil and contested for the Ruby Throne during the Three Banners War.

## Structure and History

The first Covenant was formed in response to the invasion of High Rock in 2E 542 by Reachmen under the command of Durcorach, the "Black Drake". The invasion was a complete surprise, and was only barely repulsed after months of fighting, led by King Bergamot and a young Earl Emeric.

In the aftermath, the kings of Daggerfall, Wayrest, Camlorn, Evermore, and Shornhelm signed the Covenant as a defensive pact against foreign threats. The kingdoms rebuilt and prospered, and Emeric ascended to the throne of Wayrest due to the Knahaten Flu.<

As king, Emeric married Princess Maraya of Hammerfell, which was a completely unexpected move, as many assumed that Emeric would wed the daughter of King Ranser. Nevertheless, this strengthened diplomatic relations as well as trade between High Rock and Hammerfell. However, Ranser, enraged by Emeric's action, hired his own army of mercenaries and stormed Wayrest.

Fortunately, the other kingdoms of High Rock honored their earlier Covenant and came to Emeric's defense, while King Fahara'jad, now an ally by marriage, sent elite troops across the Iliac bay to assist in Emeric's defense of Wayrest. These combined forces crushed and routed Ranser's army into a retreat, with them only to find that their homeland has been sacked during their absence by the Orcs, whom were led by King Kurog.

Seeing the political advantage of having the Orcs as mutual allies, Emeric sent an emissary to the Orcs, requesting their aid in exchange that their homeland of Orsinium would be recognized an an official sovereign state. The combined forces of Bretons, Redguards, and Orcs utterly crushed Ranser in a matter of days, and this formed the Second Daggerfall Covenant that was well-known in the time of the Three Banners War.

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The Dreamwalker

**The Dreamwalker**is a mysterious, yet powerful man in **The Firmament**.

## Background

Not much is known about this mysterious man, besides that he has been around for thousands of years. His origins are currently unknown, but some speculate that he came to be by a man making dangerous deals with Vaermina. The man had struck one final one, and he was made into a personal puppet for Vaermina, but was given powers himself to haunt any particular person for whatever reason, as long as it was sensible.

Before his transformation, he held several grudges with House Bellamois, notably Achielic as they had gotten into numerous quarrels in the past over both political and personal. Therefore, he began to spread dreams of deceit and betrayal through the member's minds, causing chaos and violence within the household. Unfortunately for the Dreamwalker, the curse stuck through the generations, and he now haunts the newest blooded members of the family. He was banished from their household when his manifestation on Tamriel was killed.

## Personality and appearance

The Dreamwalker has the looks of a middle aged/ elderly man with pale brown skin. While his entire face cannot be seen most of the time, he has pitch black eyes and short, dark black hair. He is rather tall for an Imperial, being 6'2, though he is fairly light for his height, weighing 130 lbs. Most weight is from his limited body fat, bearing only some weak muscle.

His personality is rather strange. He is a very sadomasochistic person, however, and takes happiness in another's pain, or even his own. He boasts his various abilities, though, which makes him somewhat of a cocky and arrogant person. He is fairly intelligent and manipulative, able to make someone bend to his will. He tends to work with others on par with his mental skill or with those who he believes are worthy.

## Powers and abilities

The Dreamwalker's powers and abilities seem to be limitless, but they do indeed have points to where it would be considered abuse. One of his main abilities includes granting other individuals powers, but mostly the family he was bound to, House Bellamois. While he is only bound to them, he can manipulate the dreams of other dreaming people, finding it easiest in children, as their brains aren't fully developed. They nightmares he brings to others are brutal and unforgiving, usually depicting scenes of extreme violence, which can induce paranoia.

His other powers include being able to reform the earth beneath him. It is limitless when he is in his own special pocket in Quagmire, but on Tamriel, it is rather difficult. Someone in the area needs to be under his influence, so he can steal their power and energy to be able to hold enough potential to reconstruct the current structure of the earth. While it is difficult, it is not impossible. Within the areas of the reconstructed, he is able to control every bit that goes on in it, except for other living organisms, such as another human.

## Trivia

* His powers and name are based off of The Outsider, of Dishonored.
Astien

**Astien** is an assassin and the son of a noble who appears in **A Children's Anuad (Reloaded)**.

## Description

### Appearance

#### Physical Appearance

Astien - being 21 - holds a very youthful appearance of a young male adult. However, he does have some feminine features due to having quite strong Elven blood, however, this doesn't subtract much from his overall appearance.

Astien's skin is quite pale, near albino and is also flawless. His height sits between that of a male Nord and a male Altmer, while his weight is quite low - but is still a healthy one - making him quite frail and skinny looking. Despite his frail and skinny looking build, he is actually quite muscular and has a natural slender build.

He has bright, brilliant red iris' with slitted pupils. Astien's pure white hair is quite long and has a good texture to it, it is also quite shiny. On his back he has a massive tattoo of a Raven.

#### Assassin Gear

The clothing part of the armor is a finely made pure black long sleeved shirt, with dark grey Nordic embroidery and trimming at the bottom of the shirt. There is finely made ebony plating with Nordic carvings over the shirt, with the straps at the back holding the ebony plating in place, but covered by ebony itself, the center of the chest piece having a Raven carved into it, with an enchanted ruby inserted to where the eye is.

A black dyed leather shirt lies over it, but the center of the front of the leather shirt has been cut out to make it a coat, revealing the ebony plating and Raven. There is a black cord attached to the leather coat with an ebony circle that has symbol of a Raven carefully carved into it attached to both sides of the collar of the coat. The black cord is attached to a long finely made black cloak with dark grey Nordic embroidery, the face of the cape has a Raven on it. The cloak trails down to the back of Astien's knees.

The belt is just made out of dyed leather, with satchels and finely made black sheathes for a sword and dagger. The pants are also made out of leather that is dyed black, over the leather there is ebony plating to protect the legs, there is Nordic carvings on the plating. The boots are finely made ebony boots with even more Nordic carving.

The gear also has a ebony mask, that takes on the haunting appearance of a skeleton. The 'mouth' of the mask doesn't have normal shaped human or elf 'teeth', it has dagger sharp 'teeth', the mouth is like a twisted smile of sorts. The eyes of it are gaping holes, with blood red stained glass with black cords seemingly keeping the eyes open. Near the eyes, there are 'tears' seemingly running down the face, taking on the haunting vision of someone crying blood.

#### Casual Clothing

For his casual clothing, he wears a cloth shirt with dark brown leather pants with boots.

## Trivia

* Astien is actually just Kamui renamed and with different skills, personality and such.
* Astien's armour and abilities are heavily similar to Corvo's from Dishonored.
Spacecraft Equipment

This page is a catalogue of the equipment available on ships in Path to Ascension.

## Weaponry

### Super Ordnance

This is very high power weaponry that has high destructive capabilities. These are the least common yet most powerful weapons. To qualify, Ordnance weapons have to be a certain size. If they are too small they often qualify as Missile weaponry.

* Ionized Destructive Super Ordnance Cannon (IDSO Cannon): The IDSO is regarded as the best weapon of this calibre. The destructive capability is very high, and the IDSO takes about 50 seconds to reload mechanically. All larger spaceships know to avoid enemies with this weaponry, or else they can be in serious trouble.
* Sabotage Mech Hull Launcher (SMH Launcher): The SMH Launcher is *the* most powerful Ordnance weapon. It can cause tremendous damage, possibly destroying some hostiles in a single shot. The main issue with the SMH Launcher is the reload time. The rounds are huge, and reload takes over 3 minutes and 15 seconds. Missing with an SMH can cost the battle, and so good timing and strategy is extremely important while using it.
* Piercing Lance Hull Buster (PLHB): These are rocket propelled high-speed projectiles with special front ends, designed specifically to pierce the hulls of hostile ships. After the initial piercing, there is a delay of approximately 5 seconds before detonation. The entire lance is over 7 feet in length.

### Rapid-Fire Weaponry

This section is for the weaponry akin to 'machine guns', which are made for shooting rapidly.

* Anti-Fighter Laser Hardware (AFLH Gun): These are common rapid-fire guns, used in several types of larger ships. They shoot fully automatic bursts of weaponry.
* General Purpose Anti-Fighter Battery (GPAF Battery): These are a powerful rapid fire weapon. They are much larger than other types of rapid fire weaponry, and their shots are more powerful, but they take up more room and fire more slowly.
* Focused Laser Precise Hardware (FLPH Gun): These guns are often used on smaller ships like light cruisers. They fire much faster than most rapid-fire weaponry but does noticeably less damage.

### Missile Weaponry

These are explosive weapons that can come in various different forms. They can do various things, but all are some type of rocket or missile. Due to technicalities, none qualify for Ordnance classification.

* Tracking Explosive Hornet Round (TEHR Missile Pod): These can lock onto the hostiles and then fire, tracking them. The TEHR Pods each have 22 missiles, so each Pod can be fired 22 times.
* Wasp Hive Burst Pod (WHBP): Used for groups of smaller enemies. Each Pod contains 32 rockets, and each rocket splits into 5 smaller ones. The Wasp Hives can be remotely detonated, but otherwise explode when they hit something or are caught in a blast radius. This is often used to make it difficult for hostiles to avoid.
* Burst Fire Hellfire Rocket (BFHR Pod): These are 'dumb rockets' which have no tracking ability or control after being fired. Each rocket splits into 10 mini-rockets which explode on impact. Each pod contains 14 rockets.
Season 4

**Season 4** is the fourth season of *Epic Rap Battle Parodies*. It was premiered on December 25th, 2014 when it's Christmas. Click here for the Season 4 polls.

Rap Battles
1. Drake & Josh vs The Blues Brothers (51)
2. King Tut vs Yugi Muto (52)
3. Saint Nicholas vs Saint Valentine (53)
4. Ötzi vs Elsa (54)
5. The Sims vs Animal Crossing (55)
6. TBA (56)
7. TBA (57)
8. TBA (58)
9. TBA (59)
10. TBA (60)

Cast and Guests
Rappers
1. Game Mechanics (51)
2. Cam Greely (51, 52 as audio)
3. Richard M. Alvarez (51)
4. Chris Muller (51)
5. Frenzy (52)
6. Froggy (52 and 55)
7. MaNCHA (53)
8. Ivo Hora (53 as audio)
9. Tomas van Straten (53 as video)
10. Pepijn de Jong (53)
11. Mat4yo (53)
12. Justin Buckner (53 as audio, 54 as audio, and 55)
13. Seth (53 as video)
14. KGBronies (54 as video)
15. Miss4yo (54)
16. Zander Kanack (55)
17. Nathan Provost (55)
18. SuperThingsOnCups (55)
19. Fel (55)
20. Mr. Maplesyrup (55)
21. Vincent Otake (55 as audio)
22. Roland (55 as video)

Cameos
1. Mat4yo (54)

Trivia
* *to be added*

References

S E A S O N 1 • S E A S O N 2 • S E A S O N 3 • S E A S O N 4
Talara

**Talara**, nicknamed **Tal**, and **Lara**, is a renowed soldier in the continent of Alisea, and was part of the Minervan Army's private sector called the Diamond Sentinels. Since her forced discharge from the military, she had become a freelancer since.

## Background

Talara was born in Alisea, during the time of the 80-year war between her home continent and the Ascendants. Nothing is known about her parents, but she has been known to reside in a orphanage. She was later adopted by an unidentified soldier and later given a position in ARIA. Later in her adulthood, she joined the Diamond Sentinels. After the war, she was discharged from her respective PMC for reasons unknown, unaware of what was really going on.

## Powers and Abilities

According to her dossier recovered by Dominic LeCarre during their independent search for answers, Talara was a Biological power user, but her only known abilities were her shape-shifted lungs, which allowed her to safely remain underwater indefinitely. She is also able to fire beams using her powers. Surprisingly, she was also able to utilize a Gift, as a result of a secret blood transfusion to her by ARIA from a legendary Gifted from the 80-year war. However, her only known gift was Telekinesis.

Talara also shows an unusual but effective strength and agility; She is able to freerun and 'superjump' up to 20 feet without the fear of pain from her legs via lactic acid build-up. She is also skilled using submachine guns, but prefered discretionary approaches, and never goes toe-to-toe unless absolutely necessary.
Codex

**Codex** is a mystical seer in the Children's Anuad. She played a minor but integral role in deciphering the possible futures of notable characters and also saving a certain person from eternal damnation at the hands of the God of Schemes and a unknown but very powerful individual.

## Background

Not much is known about her, but it is speculated that she was placed to solitary confinement since her childhood. As a gifted prodigy of magic, she was placed under strict protection by her Warden and the Mages Guild, fearful of those whom may seek to exploit her powers.

During the Battle at Sancre Tor, Codex sacrificed herself to save Fenrir from falling to Coldharbour, but the former got trapped in exchange of saving what's left of Fenrir. She is later seen being used as a conduit to an artificially induced phenomenon from a mysterious group, but was rescued by Seth Fontaine and his group shortly thereafter.

Currently, she lives in the Imperial City.

## Trivia

* Codex's appearance is strikingly similar to Index, the main heroine for the Magic side in A Certain Magical Index.
VIS Forrakon

The **VIS Forrakon** is a light cruiser under the command of Major Hiraeth, of the VPMC. It is often used as a messenger ship, and occasionally as a stealth vehicle.

## Description

The *VIS Forrakon* is shaped like a horizontal pillar. Its width and height is mostly the same throughout the entire design asides various minor indentations. Its FLPH Guns are located mostly on the top and bottom, with a few on the sides, and the BFHR Pods are on the sides.
Season 3

**Season 3** of *Epic Rap Battle Parodies* consisted of 15 rap battles, uploaded from March 14th, 2014 to August 9th, 2014. Click here for the Season 3 polls.

Rap Battles
1. Gabe Newell vs Shigeru Miyamoto (36)
2. Oliver Twist vs Richie Rich (37)
3. Paul Bunyan vs Johnny Appleseed (38)
4. Richard Simmons vs David Hasslehoff (39)
5. Peter Griffin vs Homer Simpsons (40)
6. Beavis and Butthead vs Lewis and Clark (41)
7. L vs Light (42)
8. Arnold Schwarzenegger vs Sylvester Stallone (43)
9. M. Night Shyamalan vs Ed Wood (44)
10. Harry Styles vs Paul McCartney 2 (45)
11. Hank Hill vs Duck Dynasty (46)
12. Captain America vs Uncle Sam (47)
13. Marshall Mathers vs Slim Shady (48)
14. John Marston vs Niko Bellic (Remake) (49)
15. Eyeless Jack vs Laughing Jack (50)

Cast and Guests
Rappers
1. B-Lo Lorbes (36 and 50)
2. Justin Buckner (36, 38 as video, 40 as video, 41 as video, 42 as video, 44, 45 as audio and video, 46 as video and audio, 49, and 50 as video)
3. Cam Greely (36 as audio and video, 40 as audio, 42, 44 as audio, 45 as audio, 47, and 50 as audio)
4. SuperThingsOnCups (36 as video, 49 as video, and 50)
5. Zac Attac (37, 45 as video)
6. Fel (37)
7. Zander Kanack (38 as audio, 41, 44, 45, and 50)
8. Froggy (38, 40 as video, 41, 43, 44 as video, 45, 46 as video, 49, and 50 as video)
9. MCGamingFTW (39 and 50 as audio and video)
10. Mat4yo (39, 44, 45, 49, and 50 as audio and video)
11. Stofferex (40 as audio, 41 as audio, 43, 44 as audio, and 50 as audio)
12. Nathan Provost (41, 45, 46, 48, 49, and 50)
13. Kevin Krust (42 and 50)
14. PinkiesCupcake (42 and 50)
15. LazySundayPaper (42 as audio and 50 as audio)
16. RLYoshi (42 as audio, 45 as audio, 46 as audio, and 50)
17. DarkLink4749 (42 as video and 50)
18. Frenzy (44, 45 as video, and 50)
19. KGBronies (44 as video and 50 as video)
20. HarryPotter2875 (45 as audio, 47, and 50 as audio)
21. Anthony Perry (45 as video)
22. MaNCHA (45 as audio and 50 as audio)
23. TewZen (48)
24. TheWuzShadyFilmMaker (49 as audio and 50)
25. TheSuperPlushyBros (50 as video)
26. Emo Owl (50 as audio)
27. CeKeFe (50 as audio)
28. Kyenza (50 as audio)
29. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles (50)
30. DH Films (50)
31. RandomBronyWhovian (50 as audio)
32. Miss4yo (50 as video)
33. Niko Raimont (50)

Cameos
1. Mrbiggyful (36)
2. Justin Buckner (39, 43, 47)
3. Frenzy (39, 41, 43, 44)
4. SuperThingsOnCups (39, 46, 48)
5. WoodenHornets (39)
6. B-Lo Lorbes (41)
7. Zac Attac (44)
8. Anthony Pery (44)
9. Justin Buckner's Pets (44)
10. Duck (46)
11. Froggy (47 and 50)
12. CeKeFe (48)
13. Zack (48)
14. Tankrulez615 (50)
15. Vincent Otake (50)
16. LStarAnimationz (50)
17. TheSuperPlushyBros (50)
18. Zander Peers (50)

Trivia
* *to be added*

References

S E A S O N 1 • S E A S O N 2 • S E A S O N 3 • S E A S O N 4
Mark Zuckerberg

**Mark Zuckerberg** battled Tom Anderson in Tom Anderson vs Mark Zuckerberg. He is portrayed by Nathan Provost.

## Information on the rapper

Mark Elliot Zuckerberg was born on May 14th, 1984, in White Plains, New York. He attended Harvard University, where he launched Facebook (now a component of Meta Platforms, Inc.). Originally launched to select college campuses, the site expanded rapidly and eventually beyond colleges, reaching one billion users by 2012. As of January 2018, Facebook has more than 2.2 billion monthly active users. While making Facebook's prototype, he was almost expelled from Harvard University for breach of security, violating copyrights, violating individual privacy, and a violation of university policy on distribution of digitized images; however the charges were dropped.

Zuckerberg was named one of the 100 wealthiest and most influential people in the world by *Time* magazine. In December 2016, Zuckerberg was ranked 10th on *Forbes* list of The World's Most Powerful People. It has been estimated that his net worth was US$119.0 billion as of December 2021.

There have also been many controversies surrounding him and Facebook. After Facebook was launched in 2004, Harvard seniors the Winklevoss twins and Divya Narendra accused Zuckerberg of intentionally making them believe he would help them build another social network called HarvardConnection.com. On March 17th, 2018, Facebook was discovered for data breaches with Cambridge Analytica, influencing government elections all across the world, including the United States' 2016 presidential election. On April 10th and April 11th, 2018, Zuckerberg began testifying before the United States Senate Committee.

## Lyrics

### **Verse 1:**

Hello, Tom Anderson, it's time you take a look

Nobody uses MySpace, we all use Facebook

I looked at your profile, but where the hell did I go?

That update you made, it like....seriously blows!

I'll take that whiteboard and smash your face through that shit

When they bury you, I'll write: "Here lies a bitch"

You've got the empty space inspiration from where you like to jerk

I think it's time I show you the better Social Network

### **Verse 2:**

Listen here, Lord Flathead, you don't know how to hack

A decent, usable server is something you lack

Your website caused more deaths than the Holocaust

Myspace is a website that is more lonely than the island from LOST

I can gather my friends like sheep in a herd

All your stupid friends just forgot their password

You changed Myspace from black to blue?

Hell, even Google+ has more users than you!
John Marston

* Season 3
Johnny Boy
Gringo
Cowboy
That Government Boy
The Man from Blackwater
Mr.Marston
 **Location(s)** | Desert (John Marston vs Niko Bellic)Desert (John Marston vs Niko Bellic (Remake))

**John Marston** battled Niko Bellic in John Marston vs Niko Bellic and John Marston vs Niko Bellic (Remake). He was portrayed by Justin Buckner on both occasions.

## Information of the Rapper

John Marston is a central character and the main protagonist of Red Dead Redemption and Undead Nightmare.

## Appearences

* John Marston vs Niko Bellic
* John Marston vs Niko Bellic (Remake)

## Lyrics

### John Marston vs Niko Bellic

#### **Verse 1:**

Go back to Europe, you foreign prick

Or I will mess up your life, like I did Van Der Line's

I will stomp you with my boots, like I did with a cockroach

Go back in your little taxis, I'll relax on the stagecoach.

The Tw@ cafe, is the only twat you'll ever get

So here's one dollar, go ahead in...

You can't drive a car, or even a bicycle

Let alone four hourses on a wagon, doing a pull.

#### **Verse 2:**

Stand over there, let's have a duel

You can't handle a gun bro, go back to school.

And your Roman Bellic? He is a damn retard.

24/7 he's always in the titty bar.

Doesn't matter though, I won this battle

Continue being poor, I'll ride my Saddler.

## Trivia

* *to be added*
Erys (Children's Anuad)

**Erys** is a Breton in the Children's Anuad canon. She is one of the first characters to appear in the canon.

## Background

Erys was a Breton whom lived in Helgen before the attack on the town by Alduin, the legendary World-Eater from one of the prophecies of the Elder Scrolls that foretold the return of the Dragonborn. When Helgen was destroyed, Erys and a few of the survivors formed the Highlanders group, and struggled to reclaim their home from bandits and other rival factions.

## Personality

During her youth, Erys is shown to be simple-minded and straightforward, always wanting to get to the point of any situation and finish them as fast as possible. As someone born under the sign of the Lover, she is graceful and passionate, as shown for her affection towards Raphael Fontaine.

Their relationship grew stronger when the latter saved her from death after she was nearly murdered by an unidentified assassin whom infiltrated the Imperial Palace on orders to assassinate her.

## Trivia

* Erys's appearance is based off of Stella Nox Fleuret from Final Fantasy XV.
The Merchant vs The Happy Mask Salesman

Battle
**Gallery**
**Rap Meanings**

**The Merchant vs The Happy Mask Salesman** is the seventh installment of Epic Rap Battle Parodies. It features *Legend of Zelda* shopkeeper and mask salesman, The Happy Mask Salesman, battling *Resident Evil 4* shopkeeper, The Merchant, to see who is the better creepy salesman. It was released February 21, 2013.

## Cast

* Zander Kanack as The Happy Mask Salesman
* Justin Buckner as The Merchant
* LazySundayPaper as Zombie

## Lyrics

### **The Happy Mask Salesman:**

Oh hi, 72 hours remain before I kick your ass to shame.

I'm telling ya, you're gonna shit yourself when you see me in-game.

Alright stranger, we ain't gonna buy your herbs.

Let the clock tick down, then the moon will kick you off my turf.

You should not have done that, I made BEN drown,

Remove that dumb bandana so I can laugh at that frown.

You sound like a 50-year-old guy who smoked a lot.

Explain to me how you feel when Leon walks past your shop.

### **The Merchant:**

Hello stranger, you've got your facts flipped.

Tell me why your pedophillic ass has to scare those little kids.

Don't look at me with that stupid grin, you creepy damn clown.

The reason I wear this bandana is so I don't see your ass in Clock Town.

I sell all my shit, you're just a loan shark.

At least when I wanna sell something, stranger, the price has a decent mark.

The moon doesn't wanna see your ass so he crushed your town with all his might,

Me kick your ass? Ah! I'll buy at a high price!

### **The Happy Mask Salesman:**

I once heard the story of The Merchant who cried bankrupt,

Did Umbrella get to you, or did you think you actually won?

I'll light the blue torches, sell everything in your shop.

Sorry, Merchant, you lose, just PLEASE STOP.

### **The Merchant:**

Got a lot of good things on sale stranger, your victory isn't one.

What are you buyin'? Psyche! I'd never let you be a customer, son.

24 hours remain? Better get your shit and fly.

Want another ass beating? Ha! Come back anytime.

## Trivia

### General

* This is the first battle where Nathan Provost doesn't rap.
* This battle is also the first where  Nathan didn't appear at all.
* BEN makes an appearance in this rap battle before Slenderman vs Jeff The Killer.
* This is the third rap battle to feature two video-game characters against each other. The first being Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps and the second being Niko Bellic vs John Marston.
* This is the first battle where LazySundayPaper appears, although the first time he raps was as Steve
Niko Bellic

* Season 3
Nikolai
Nicky
Jimmy
NB
Money
Niks
Mr. Mention
 **Location(s)** | Middle of City (John Marston vs Niko Bellic)Another Land Across to New York (John Marston vs Niko Bellic (Remake))

— Niko Bellic in John Marston vs Niko Bellic

**Niko Bellic** battled John Marston in John Marston vs Niko Bellic and John Marston vs Niko Bellic (Remake). He also has an annoying cousin name Roman Bellic. He was portrayed by Nathan Provost on both occasions.

## Information of the Rapper

Niko Bellic (Serbian: Нико Белић) is a character in the Grand Theft Auto series who appears as the protagonist of Grand Theft Auto IV and a supporting character in The Lost and Damned and The Ballad of Gay Tony.

## Appearences

* John Marston vs Niko Bellic
* John Marston vs Niko Bellic (Remake)

## Lyrics

### John Marston vs Niko Bellic

#### **Verse 1:**

I am the baddest of the bad in the Liberty City

You're a drunken cowboy, whose cousin doesn't like titties.

I can ride my motorcycles and my mega sports car

Massacring hospitals, you can only shoot up bars.

When you get home, your wife smacks you in the face

I can get a million girlfriends with my online dates.

\*ring ring ring\*

Hello?

Roman: Cousin, let's go bowling!!!!!

Niko: FOR THE LAST TIME, I DON'T WANT TO GO BOWLING!!!!!

#### **Verse 2:**

Cluckin Bell, Burger Shot, why don't you have both?

When the church bell rang, you got shot, what a joke

For god sakes you can't swim, what the hell man?

Your son Jack's a little pussy, can't even skin a damn elk.

Nobody likes you, you got betrayed.

Don't open the barn door, YOU'LL GET SPRAYYYYYYYYYYYYYED!!!!

## Trivia

* *to be added*
Zander Kanack

* ERBP 35
 **Location(s)** | Streetroad (Nathan vs Provost)FCPX (VGRB vs ERBParodies)

**Zander Kanack**, a.k.a. **WoodenHornets** (born September 8, 1998) is a YouTuber, and a member of ERBParodies. He is the official editor and one of the main rappers. He is the founder of ERBParodies Wiki. Furthermore, He is younger than Nathan Provost and Justin Buckner.

## Appearences

### **Season 1:**

* Harry Styles
* SwagFag\*
* The Happy Mask Salesman
* Ron Weasley
* Tony Montana\*\*
* Tom Sawyer
* Kid Rock

### **Season 2:**

* Himself
* Irate Gamer Fan\*
* Troll\*
* Billy the Kid
* Smile Dog
* Zak Bagans
* Himself (Freddy vs. Jason)
* Trekkie 2
* Kroger Employee
* Himself\*\*\*

### **Season 3:**

* Paul Bunyan\*\*
* Doctor\*
* Bartender\*
* William Clark
* Peter Jackson
* Harry Styles\*\*\*
* The Observer
* Tails Doll
* Russian Sleep Experiment Subjects\*
* Sucidemouse.avi/Abandoned by Disney

### **Notes:**

* \* denotes cameo
* \*\* denotes audio
* \*\*\* denotes again

## Lyrics

### Nathan vs Justin

WoodenHornets here, ready to bring the heat!

I'm the editor, bitch, all you do is spit skeet!

Justin Buckner? More like Justin Fucked-her!

And Nathan is just the definition of ass-kissing Hunter!

Everybody in the crew always looks up to me

Everyone looks down at Justin cause he's less than 3 feet!

And get the fuck out, Nathan, prepare to get pwned

Cause your fucking lipsyncing was terrible in "Tony vs Al Capone"!

### VGRB vs ERBParodies

The king is here rising from FCPX

You guys are older than me get a life and have sex!

Justin, I don't want your New Blue I'll make you fell blue

Honestly even Darthstink is a better editor than you!

And Nathan can you handle the fact, you're a fucking asshole

P.S there's something you seriously lack a fucking backup vocal!

Cam for hucks sake just do rap battles for fun

Time to export this rap battle cause the best verse is done!

## Trivia

* WoodenHornets (as himself) is the first rapper to have a video-limited rapping appearance (Nathan Provost vs Justin Buckner)
Harry Potter vs Percy Jackson

Battle
**Gallery**
**Rap Meanings**

**Harry Potter vs Percy Jackson** is the eight installment of Epic Rap Battle Parodies. It features Half-Blood Prince, Harry Potter, battling Demigod, Percy Jackson, to see who is the better young magical prodigy. It was released March 5, 2013.

## Cast

* 0007joeg as Harry Potter
* Justin Buckner as Percy Jackson
* Nathan Provost as Grover Underwood
* Zander Kanack as Ron Weasley

## Lyrics

### **Percy Jackson:**

I am a brave spirited natural leader willing to risk my life for friends.

I'd say the same for you, but you don't have parents!

I'm the Hero of Olympus, you're just a Half-Blood Bitch,

Hermione took my magic wand and gave it a lick!

Are you and Ron together? That's very gay.

You've got some great stories. Ha! J.K.!

Abra-kadabra-alakazam-kazam,

I'll lock you with some shackles in the Prison of Azkaban!

### **Harry Potter:**

Bloody Hell, we got an emo fag who thinks he's all the best,

With his Uncle Zeus and his major dyslex...ia.

You're just a little swaggot from the 2000's decade,

You didn't know those Greek God's big talk won't get you laid.

Very funny that you say that Ron and I are together,

But you got a goat boy, you can't do better.

I got Hermione Granger, she's right next to my face.

Did I tell you that my wand rocked your girlfriend Annabeth Chase?

### **Grover Underwood:**

You sick bastard, why did you diss my best friend?

I think somebody's jealous 'cause their magic stick don't stand,

It took you seven books just to kill a bad guy,

And the one you trusted the most, heh, he had to die.

Seriously, grow up, stop using fake card tricks,

Your magic wand is probably 100x bigger than your dick.

I have to say that ginger friend of yours is indeed gay,

So you two listen up, the closet is that-a-way.

### **Ron Weasley:**

Thanks for pointing to the place where you and Percy pucker up,

Even Luke has better looks than you two, so good luck!

You're a demigod, Percy? That seems a bit made up.

Are you sick ducks the reason there's skeet in Hufflepuff's cup?

My basilisk is Slytherin to Anna's Chamber of Secrets,

Harry, shall we Avada Kedavra these phonies?

### **Ron Weasley:**

Before we kill ya and be done with this, we just wanna remind ya,

The light from this spell will permanently blind ya!

## Trivia

### General

* This is the first battle where more than 2 people rap.
* This is the first rap battle with fictional book characters.
* This is also the first battle where someone raps for someone else, rather than 3rd party.
Mozart vs Skrillex

Battle
**Gallery**
**Rap Meanings**

**Mozart vs Skrillex** is the second episode of *Epic Rap Battle Parodies*. This is the second episode of Season 1. This battle features famous composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart battling Dubstep music artist Skrillex. It was released on January 6, 2013.

## Cast

* Justin Buckner as Mozart
* Nathan Provost as Skrillex

## Lyrics

### **Mozart:**

Mr. Skrillex

Sonny John Moore

What elee can I say?

Your music is a bore.

Artist of the year?

More like the yearly queer

You're not a musician.

You're a student that can't afford his tuition

What are those noises?

Robot sex?

That's unbelievable.

Wow, Skrillex.

My ass makes better music

So go ahead and chew it

Maybe learn something from it

If not, then go suck it.

I'm the king of composing, BITCH, Can't you hear?

I will Bangarang your Ellie on the First of the Year

You're a Gypsyhooker, you like it in the ear

Cut some of that damn hair off, use it for a beard!

### **Skrillex:**

\*evil laugh\*

You think your a better composer?

More like a Beethoven poser

Better get off your lazy ass

and stop making music with a toaster!

My name is Skrillex.

Don't forget.

You bitch, You're just an animal that can't make music worth shit Take that ink pen and feather and shove them in your dick.

Because you can't compose
Or get any hoes.

I got plenty of cash to give

So suck my big load.

You think your little instruments can take me for a stand?
I will break into your home, smash and kidnap Constanze.

Oh, I'm sorry, by policy, I can't get with a man.

Millions are at my concerts, have fun with only one fan

### **Mozart:**

Any guy named Skrillex.......probably sucks dick

My burns cause "Fire and Ice"....so go and Lick it.

You sit on your lazy ass and make music with a blender.

Your hairstyle's kinda stupid...it goes to what gender?

### **Skrillex:**

With a Wub Wub here and a Wub Wub there.

My Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites, will chase you outta my lair

You think a 18th century faggot could take on the

\*ECHO\* "All mighty Skrillex!!!!"

I'll sit with all my money in the studio, have fun playing with stones and sticks
Former Crew

The following is a list of previous crew members who have left/been ejected from the series for various reasons.

## Crew Members

### Veteran members (left prior to the 2020 reboot.)

\*'''**WoodenHornets**''' (''**Rapper, body** actor, **main** editor and former co-owner **from** **2015**-**2018**'' - [https://erbparodies.fandom.com/wiki/Category:**WoodenHornets\_Characters** Various roles]) **Passed ownership to '''JMB''' due to inactivity as owner and negative interactions with the crew.**

\*'''JMB''' (''Body actor, rapper, editor and former co-owner 2012-2015, 2018-2019'' - [https://erbparodies.fandom.com/wiki/Category:JMB\_Characters Various roles]) Passed ownership to [[Nathan Provost]] due to negative interactions with the crew and desire to move on from the community.

\*'''DarkLink4749''' (''Rapper and body actor'' - [[Slender Man]], [[The Skin Taker]]) Was ejected from the crew due to several severe negative interactions with the people within it.

\*'''Kyenza''' (''Rapper and animator'' - [[SCP-173]], [[Evil Otto]]) Left the crew to pursue other projects. Refused access back due to observed contentious behaviour.

### Contemporary members (were active during the reboot series.)

\*'''YDGeon''' (''Body actor and editor'' - [[Shigeru Miyamoto]]) Was ejected from the crew due to being in close contact with '''Kyenza '''as well as other acts of contentious behavior prior.

\*'''Light''' (''rapper'' - [[Crewmates|Red Among Us Crewmate]]) Was ejected from the crew due to several severe negative interactions within the crew and for association with previously ejected members (whom are not on this list as they didn't have any roles, but will be kept anonymous.)

\*'''WalkAwesomeMovies''' (''rapper, editor, and former co-owner from June-December 2020'' - [[Crewmates|Yellow Among Us Crewmate]]) Resigned ownership due to incompetent leadership/creative differences with the crew. Refused access back due to negative interactions within the crew.
Alisa

**Alisa** is a Breton mage of unknown origin.

## Early Life

Little is known of her, aside that she was a child prodigy on the School of Restoration magic and has seemingly achieved immortality without contracting vampirism. When her parents disappeared and never returned, she made it her priority to find them and determine what became of them.

## Personality

Alisa is shown to be generally friendly to those she trusts and is open to many people, but is also known to be shy and somewhat secretive. Though generally friendly, she can be intimidating if offended. Regardless, she cares for the well-being of those close to her and is willing to help them out, no matter how thankless it was.

## Powers and Abilities

Alisa is shown to be a very powerful mage, capable of using extremely powerful defensive and offensive spells in combat to grant great support to her allies and wreak havoc on her enemies. However, she is notably known to be lacking in melee capability.

## Trivia

* Alisa's model is based on a fan-made art of a White Mage from the Final Fantasy series.
Season 2

**Season 2** of *Epic Rap Battle Parodies* consisted of 20 rap battles, released from May 31st, 2013 to February 9th, 2014. Click here for the Season 2 polls.

Rap Battles
1. Nathan vs Justin (16)
2. Angry Video Game Nerd vs The Irate Gamer (17)
3. Ask Ketchum vs Gary Oak (18)
4. Private Ryan vs Nikolai Belinski (19)
5. Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps 2 (20)
6. Adrian Monk vs Phoenix Wright (21)
7. John Wayne vs Billy the Kid (22)
8. Slender Man vs Jeff the Killer (23)
9. Bam Margera vs Rob Dyrdek (24)
10. Matt Groening vs Seth MacFarlane (25)
11. Ghost Hunters vs Ghost Adventures (26)
12. Freddy Krueger vs Jason Voorhees (27)
13. Dovahkiin vs Link (28)
14. Bronies vs Trekkies (29)
15. Walmart vs Target (30)
16. Sidney Crosby vs Terry Fox (31)
17. Jerry Springer vs Maury Povich (32)
18. Simon Cowell vs Gordon Ramsay (33)
19. Mother Nature vs Father Time (34)
20. VGRB vs ERBParodies (35)

Cast and Guests
Rappers
1. Nathan Provost (16, 18, 19 as audio, 20, 23, 25, 26, 27, 29 as audio, 30, 32, 33 as audio, 34, and 35)
2. Justin Buckner (16, 17, 18, 19 as video, 20, 22, 23 as audio and video, 25, 26, 27, 28 as Dovahkiin's actor, 29 as video, 30, 32, 33 as video, and 35)
3. Zander Kanack (16, 22, 23, 26, 29, 30, and 35)
4. Garrett Toler (17, 30)
5. Froggy (17 as video, 21, 23, 26, 27 as audio and video, 29, 30)
6. RLYoshi (17 as voice, 21, 23 as audio and video, 27 as audio, 28 as Dovahkiin's audio and Link's actor, 29, 30, 31, 32)
7. MCGamingFtW (19, 29 as video, 30)
8. Darklink4749 (23 as video and audio, 30)
9. Kyenza (23 as audio)
10. Cam Greely (23, 27, 28 as Link's voice, 33 as audio, and 35)
11. Mat4yo (24, 27, 30)
12. LazySundayPaper (24, 26, 29, 30, 31)
13. SuperThingsonCups (29)
14. HarryPotter2875 (29 as audio, 30)
15. Fel (29 as video)
16. Kevin Krust (29 as audio)
17. Supercoolguyjoe (30)
18. PinkiesCupcake (34)

Cameos
1. Supercoolguyjoe (18, 30)
2. Cam Greely (18)
3. Garrett Toler (18)
4. Darklink4749 (20)
5. RLYoshi (20)
6. Froggy (20)
7. Minekbcreations (20)
8. LazySundayPaper (20, 30)
9. SourSweety4u (20, 15)
10. Molly Brown (20)
11. PBPFilms14 (20)
12. SuperThingsOnCups (20, 22, 23, 25)
13. Supercoolguyjoe (20)
14. Jarret B. (20)
15. PewDiePie (23)
16. Zack Maloney (23)
17. Justin Buckner (24, 30)
18. TheWuzShadyFilmMaker (25)

Trivia
* *to be added*

References

S E A S O N 1 • S E A S O N 2 • S E A S O N 3 • S E A S O N 4
Tony Montana vs Al Capone

Battle
**Gallery**
**Rap Meanings**

**Tony Montana vs Al Capone**is the eleventh installment of ERBParodies. It features famous gangster, Al Capone, battling main character of *Scarface,*Tony Montana, to see who is the better gangster. It was released March 30, 2013.

## Cast

Justin as Al Capone

Nathan Provost as Tony Montana (Video only)

Wooden Hornets as Tony Montana (Voice only)

Froggy as Mobster #1

Wooden Hornets as Mobster #2

Lazy Sunday Paper as Mobster #3

Super Things on Cups as Mobster #4

## Lyrics

### **Al Capone:**

Time to leave a scar on your face when I "Ca-Pwn" your ass.

You're sent to a refugee camp, while I chilled on Alcatraz.

I'm the Godfather, what are you, political prisoner?

I'd tell you where the money is, but you're not a good listener.

Despite my possible, illegimate occupation.

You're the guy who collects balls on your game for the PlayStation.

Put your hands up! Feel the wrath of Tommy gun!

The World is Mine, you're my bitch, have fun!

### **Tony Montana:**

You massacred on Valentine's Day, Mr. Al Capone.

The reason why? You were probably forever alone.

You rage quitted school, then you started doing drugs.

What's the matter, bitch? Never got a mommy hug?

Watch out, Capone, I'm completely insane!

Don't turn around, there's a chance you'll get gang banged!

You ended up with syphillis, I banged your wife Mae.

Get on you knees for Mercy, that will make my day!

### **Al Capone:**

Despite committing murders and other crimes for years.

You're the one that's on his knees, crying in tears!

Your wife Elvira really put her hand on my rock.

Take those green cards and shove them in your piss slot.

### **Tony Montana:**

You're the one in tears, after that ghost encounter.

You're the Robin-Hood of gangsters, I'm the original founder.

You're a dumb son of a bitch, this battle will now end.

Before I leave, say hello to my little friend!

## Poll

Tony Montana

Al Capone