A Lesson in Robotics

**A Lesson in Robotics** is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.

It is the main goal of the Downtown District. Completing it will unlock the next district and the next main goal Fly Me to the Moon.

## Part 1

### Story

 Interesting. It seems those alien Artifacts absorb Hypnowaves like a sponge absorbs water, or coffee. Sometimes urine.

 How can you talk about urine when everyone I ever cared about is gone!

 [SNIFF] I thought you cared about me!

 I'm sorry, Professor. I'm just so worried about Leela. What can I do to help you?

 You could fetch me a sponge.

 I can't forgive myself for letting Leela fall into that rift, Professor. I swear I'll find here -- even if I have to go to the ends of the Earth.

 She's in a perpendicular universe, you idiot! The ends of the Earth wouldn't even be a good start! The Earth doesn't even HAVE ends!

 Spare me yours science, old man.

## Part 2

### Objectives

* Build Robot Arms Apts. (6s)
* Recruit Bender

### Story

 I am Bender... please insert girder...

 Oh no! The Hypnowaves have fried your processor!

 Bring...beer...

 There's still hope!

 Aren't you gonna thank me for saving you?

 No, 'cause you did a half-assed job. I still can't remember how robots are supposed to act!

 In my experience, they're annoying, rude and self-centered.

 SHUT UP, MEATBAG! I'M PITYING MYSELF!

## Part 3

### Objectives

* Have Fry Drink His Paycheck (2h 0m 0s)
* Have Bender Instigate a Bar Fight (1h 0m 0s)

### Story

 Maybe if we go to a bar, you'll remember how to be a robot again.

 Maybe if we go to a bar, you'll stop being so annoying.

 It's worth a try.

 (Yeesh!...)

 Drinking didn't work. I still don't know how to be a robot.

 It worked a little bit. I'm kind of drunk.

 How does that help -- Bender?

 It makes you seem more alluring!...

## Part 4

### Objectives

* Build Outfit-O-Matic (4h)
* Create the Robot Fry Outfit

### Story

 I have an idea. What if I dress up as a robot and teach you how to be a robot?

 A human dressing as a robot?! That's called "tinface" and it's racially insensitive!

 I love it!

 How do I look?

 Ridiculous. But it makes me feel better about myself, so you can keep it on for awhile.

 Good, 'cause the ass-plate's wedged in there pretty tight.

## Part 5

### Objectives

* Build Rook Takes Pawnshop (4h)
* Build Food-O-Mat (4h)

### Story

 Why are you wasting time with Bender? We've got Artifacts to find and Hypnowaves to clear!

 I was helping him get his robo-mojo back.

 Who needs robo-mojo?! I lost mine a century ago and I haven't missed it.

 It was right about the time I took up stamp-collecting...

 I need to remember how to be a robot, quick. I'm not the same old Bender everybody loved and feared.

 You sound like the same old Bender to me.

 Oh yeah? Notice how your wallet's right where you left it?

 Oh, dear god. There's no time to lose.

## Part 6

### Objectives

* Build Electric Ladyland (8h)
* Recruit Scruffy

### Story

 We'll need to clean up the rest of the city. Mainly the Planet Express building, which is the only part I care about.

 Well, I'm a grown man in a robot costume, and I make more mess than I clean up, but if you insist...

 I suppose you ARE unfit for the job...

 Proudly unfit.

 Welcome back, Scruffy. Planet express appreciates your efforts to clean up the universe.

 Scruffy don't care. Scruffy just wants to save Washbucket.

 Why, Scruffy, you're just a sentimental old fool!

 You guessed Scruffy's secret. Now you must die. Ayup.

## Part 7

### Objectives

* Have Bender Go For a Spin (2h 0m 0s)
* Have Amy Charge Her Cellphone (1h 0m 0s)

### Story

 Fry, how can I go on without my mighty robot charm?

 Charm? You mean your ego, your foul mouth, your drinking, and your general dishonesty?

 You left out my human-killing.

 I was gambling you'd forget that one.

 Bender's back, baby!

 You finally rediscovered how to be a robot! How'd you do it?

 The secret was right in front of us all the time...

 Six terabytes of robot porn!

 Then how come I'm not Two robots?

## Part 8

### Objectives

* Have The Professor Tinker With Doomsday Devices (4h 0m 0s)

### Story

 Hey, Professor, shouldn't we be out clearing the Hypnowaves?}}

 Why bother? They universe is doomed. I'm giving up and getting to work on a new Doomsday Device.

 But there's still so much I haven't done! I've never even tasted Vegemite!}}

 Well, then, good news! The new Doomsday Device IS Vegemite!

 I have decided to shelve the Doomsday Device for now to help save the universe.

 What made you change your mind?}}

 My new mind-changing machine! Would you like to see it in action?

 Are you crazy? There's no time to lose!}}

 But instead, right now is a good time for a long demonstration.}}

## Part 9

### Objectives

* Retrieve The Artifact From Mars
* Reveal the Central Park District

### Story

 I have a feeling one of the Artifacts is located on Mars. We'll have to comb the whole planet.

 I hate it when you have feelings and I have to comb things! Remember that time you thought you had body lice?}}

 Fondly!

 I found the Martian Artifact! But I don't know what to do with it. It didn't come with a manual!}}

 Quit whining! I didn't come with a manual, and you don't see me crying about that!

 [SNIFF] God, I wish I came with a manual...

 STOP LOOKING AT ME!