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Pandemic

'Involuntary attachment to kitchen utensils, caused by extremely low levels of culinary skill. The pan must be carefully removed with a massive magnet.'

## Information

### PRICE

8,500

*Main article: Illnesses*

What were you thinking? Look, we know things can get a little heated in the kitchen… but, frankly, if you’re putting a pan on your head you’re just doing cooking wrong. However, we accept that sometimes these things just happen. We won’t judge.

You’ll be needing the Extract-a-Pan! This highly-sensitive and precisely-calibrated, uh, magnet on a crane, will relieve you of your pan in just a jiffy. You’ll hardly feel a thing! Unless it goes wrong, and then you’ll feel everything. And then possibly nothing.

Pandemic is a visual illness first seen in Lower Bullocks.

## Description

Patients suffering from Pandemic will have an involuntary attachment to kitchen utensils, seen as a pan stuck on their heads.

Once diagnosed, a Pandemic patient will need to visit Pans Lab. Where a Doctor will attempt to cure the patient.

The cure involves the Extract-a-Pan machine. The patient is lifted by a giant magnet and thrown around until separated from their pan.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing.

* Illness Difficulty: 30%
* General Diagnosis
* M.E.G.A Scan
* X-Ray

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness.

* Pans Lab
* Doctor

## Gallery

Apparently there is a psychiatric element to having a pan on one's head....Treatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progress
## Trivia

* Pans Lab is a reference to Pan's Labyrinth
* The word "pandemic" is also a pun, the original meaning is a global spread of an infectious disease.
* The disease may have been inspired by a scene in 'Mr. Bean', where the eponymous fellow is sat in a hospital waiting room next to a schoolboy with a saucepan stuck on his head.
Pine Dented

'The sufferer is all bent out of shape after bouncing off a piece of woodland. Trees always win, folks.'

## Information

### PRICE

9,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Off The Grid DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 60%
* GP's Office
* Psychiatry
* X-Ray

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Fracture Ward
* Nurse
Forefraught

'The sufferer is petrified of doing anything, anything at all. Brought on after realising that actions have ghastly, and all too likely, consequences.'

## Information

### PRICE

6,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the A Stitch In Time DLC

## Description

Patients suffering from Forefraught first appear in Clockwise-upon-Thyme.

Once diagnosed, a Forefraught patient will need to visit Psychiatry where a Doctor trained in Psychiatry will attempt to cure the patient.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 30%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Psychiatry
* Doctor
Stumblebum

'Characterised by bouts of bumbling, cringeworthy foolishness. The sufferer's DNA has been altered after years of trying to seem as if they know what they're doing, despite being well out of their depth. The ineptitude must be genetically removed before they take the rest of us down with them.'

## Information

### PRICE

14,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Off The Grid DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 80%
* GP's Office
* DNA Lab
* Psychiatry

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* DNA Lab
* Doctor
SEGA Collection

The **SEGA Collection** consists of three item packs, all themed around various other SEGA-published titles, as well as a new illness inspired by Valve's Half-Life series.

All this was part of the Version 1.13 update which launched during a big weekend event called 'Open Surgery'. These items are now automatically a part of the game and can be found under a new filter in the items menu labelled 'Special'.

## Open Surgery

Two Point Hospital was made available to all Steam users to play for free, from 14th March until 5pm GMT on the 18th March. It was also the biggest sale on the game to date, at 33% off. To celebrate the occasion Two Point and SEGA put on an all-day stream.

## Items

### The Endless Universe Pack

*Need some room to place some new objects, or do you have... endless space? This collection of spacefarer's wares includes a range of tasteful objects inspired by our friends at Amplitude Studios.*

 Hothouse Canvas

### The Total War: Three Kingdoms Pack

*A suite of furniture and decorative items worthy of the most remarkable of emperors. Inspired by those at Creative Assembly.*

### The Football Manager Pack

*Football isn't a matter of life and death, as they say: it's far more serious than that. Pep up you rooms with a scintillating collection of the finest memorabilia. Inspired by Sports Interactive.*

 Tactics Board

## Illness

### Headcrabedness

*Main article: Headcrabedness*
*Utterly disturbing addition to honour our friends at Valve. Good luck curing that! Inspired by Valve's Half-Life series*

With Headcrabedness, the sufferer's head has been seized by a rare form of parasitic crustacean. Fortunately, a treatment is available that wrenches the creature from the victim, leaving their head healthy and uninfested.
Stationary Barrel

'Stores unwieldy novelty pens.'

## Cost

 140
300

## Room(s)

 Self-Assembly

The **Stationary Barrel** is a decorative item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It is placed in Self-Assembly, which is only available via the Close Encounters DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A large white cylindrical cup holds oversized orange scissors, a yellow-and-black pencil with a pink rubber, and two black pens with red and yellow tips respectively.

### Function

Purely a decorative item, the Stationary Barrel is not used while treating Flat-Packed. Instead, it increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige.
Flake Cannon

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'Get the scoop on it.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
17,500

## Room(s)

 Powder Room

The **Flake Cannon** is a Treatment machine, used only in Powder Room by a Doctor to cure patients with Snow Problem. It is first made available in Pointy Pass, which requires the Speedy Recovery DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

The Flake Cannon sits on a dark grey base in three rectangular section; the central one being a shallow ramp, and all three bearing a light grey surface. The lower section features a control box resembling the cabin of a yellow snow plough, with a black base and bumper with red lights, a side exhaust to the right, and a large light metal shovel mounted on the front. Inside the cabin is a single brown seat, a dark grey foot mat, two metal pedals, and a large lever with a red ball on top.

The ramp features a dark grey rectangle which is covered in a patch of snow. The upper section takes the appearance of a boiler, with a red frame, a dark grey box section, and a large light grey exhaust tube sticking out of the top and turning back towards the centre, with a dark grey rim.

The Flake Cannon II adds a second side exhaust to the cabin for a matching pair. The grey boiler box receives a small matching-coloured box to each side with a grey button, above each of which hands two grey tubes, and on top, a pair of dark grey aerials.

The Flake Cannon III further adds to the cabin a pair of red furry dice with white spots.

### Function

The doctor will direct the patient to step onto the patch of snow, and then to start making snow angels. Pulling the lever will cause the snow plough to shove the patient unceremoniously into the boiler, causing the exhaust tube to begin to undulate. In a spray of cold vapour, the patient will be deposited back onto the snow patch, their treatment complete.

### Maintenance

The Flake Cannon loses 5-10% of its maintenance gauge with each use. Once the gauge falls below 50%, a Janitor will automatically be called to repair it. A janitor can be summoned manually by the player by selecting the machine and pressing .

Should the maintenance gauge fall below 15%, the machine will catch fire. A janitor will need to use an Extinguisher to put this out before the gauge reaches zero; if it is allowed to do so, the machine will explode, leaving wreckage which must be sold and replaced with a new machine before the room can resume functioning.

### Upgrades

Upgrades are performed by a Janitor with the Mechanics Qualification. The machine will not be accessible while this work is being done, although it can be interrupted and resumed without losing progress.

## Requirements

### Staff

A  Doctor will be required to run the Powder Room, and by extension the Flake Cannon.

In addition, a  Janitor will be required to maintain the machine, with  Mechanics Qualifications in order to provide upgrades.

## Gallery

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Premature Mummification Poster

'Not enough people know that toilet paper can chemically alter the body.'

## Cost

 35
50

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Premature Mummification Poster** is a decorative wall item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It was made available to all players on 5th December 2018, as part of the Christmas 2018 Items.

## Description

### Appearance

A grey metal-framed image depicts a Premature Mummification patient, before a green background, with a sarcophagus in the lower-right corner.

### Function

A decorative wall item that increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige. In addition, members of staff who examine this item will receive a small boost in happiness, usually from 3-10%, although this can be done multiple times in succession for cumulative effects.

## Requirements

### Room

This item can be placed in any room that allows wall items, the only exceptions being Reception and the Café.
Toilet Cubicle

'The perfect place to drop the kids off at the pool. Requires maintenance by a janitor.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
500

## Room(s)

 Toilets

The **Toilet Cubicle** is one of a selection of required items for the Toilets to function, making it possible for Patients and Staff to fully relieve their Toilet Need.

## Description

### Appearance

The walls of the cubicle are tall and dark blue with grey edges, with a light blue doorframe and dual doors on the front. The toilet itself and its cistern are white ceramic, with a black toilet seat. A brown pipe connects the cistern to a white ceramic water tank fixed above, and on the user's right-hand side can be found a toilet paper dispenser in light blue metal.

### Function

A patient or member of staff using the toilet will have their Toilet Need completely reduced.

### Maintenance

Each time the Toilet Cubicle is used, it will lose 10% of its maintenance gauge. When a patient vomits into it, it will lose 10%. As this gauge falls, the Toilet Cubicle will develop an increasing effect of negative attractiveness.

A Janitor can be called to unclog the Toilet Cubicle manually by selecting the item and pressing , or one will be called automatically when the Toilet Cubicle's maintenance gauge falls below 50%, assuming one is available. Their unclogging of it will restore the gauge completely.

## Requirements

### Staff

A  Janitor is required to unblock the Toilet Cubicle.

## Gallery

Toilet Cubicle in useThe most thorough of scrubsAppearance during the 2019 Spooooooky Mode Event
Weighing Scales

'A device that calculates your abstract social value.'

## Cost

 20
300

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Ward

The **Weighing Scales** is a decorative item.

## Description

### Appearance

A light metal square with orange footprints upon it provides the base; also in light metal is the vertical section, which is imprinted with a tall tapering rectangle, and a wide section with five sides. Above this is fixed a hollows rectangle in darker metal, which contains the actual measuring gauge.

### Function

A purely decorative item that features no attractiveness effect.

## Requirements

### Room

 Cardiology

 General Diagnosis

 GP's Office

 Ward

 Fracture Ward
Scrambled Legs

'All of the leg bones are accounted for, but not necessarily in the correct order.'

## Information

### PRICE

7,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Speedy Recovery DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 30%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Fracture Ward
* Nurse
Some Keys

'Not finished, just lost.'

 *Not Required*
350

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 GP's Office
 Marketing (Room)
 Staff Room

**Some Keys** is a decorative entertainment item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige, and reducing patients' boredom. It is only available via the Exhibition Items Pack DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A white, wide-based pillar provides a home to a simple key ring, with a dark blue fob and two brass keys.

### Function

A decorative entertainment item, Some Keys increases hospital attractiveness in a tiny radius, and overall room prestige. Each interaction will reduce a patient's boredom by 25%.

## Requirements

### Room

 Corridor

 GP's Office

 Marketing (Room)

 Staff Room

## Trivia

Seemingly lampoons the phenomenon whereby people will consider things art when they are not intended so, such as a story from May 2016 where people were observed admiring and photographing a pair of glasses that had been left on the floor of an art gallery as a prank.
Torch

There are two items in the game with this name. The first appears in Cryptology, please see below for the second, which appears in the Escape Room.

## Torch

'A delightful sacrificial torch that doubles as an ash tray.'

## Information

### EFFECT(S)

Increases Room Prestige
Increases Attractiveness

## Cost

 35
300

## Room(s)

 Cryptology

The **Torch** is a decorative item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness.

## Description

### Appearance

A tall trapezoid yellowish-brown stone platform, bearing six golden horizontal bands and a dark blue band with golden winged sun symbols, features a matching stone bowl on the top from which an open flame emanates.

### Function

Purely a decorative item, the Torch is not used while treating Premature Mummification. Instead, it features an unmarked effect of increasing hospital attractiveness in a small radius.

# Torch

## Cost

 *Not Required*
800

## Room(s)

 Escape Room

The **Torch** is a decorative item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige.

## Description

### Appearance

A tall trapezoid dark stone platform, bearing three glyphs on each of the four sides, features an indentation on the top from which an open flame emanates.

### Function

Purely a decorative item, the Torch is not used while treating Wanderust.

## Requirements

### Unlock

This item is unlocked at Star Level  in Overgrowth.
Rug

'Useful for covering up jam stains.'

## Cost

 200
 150

300

## Room(s)

 GP's Office
 Marketing (Room)
 Psychiatry
 Staff Room

The **Rug** is a decorative item used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige.

## Description

### Appearance

The Rug can be used in four rooms. In three of them, it takes the form of a regular rectangular rug, of 1.5 by 2 squares, features a pale red rectangle for most of its area, with a beige border. The edge stitching is in the same red.

When used in the Marketing Room, however, it uses a more colourful design, with large overlapping blocks in various hues being bound by pale red edge stitching.

### Function

The Rug is a decorative item used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige.

## Requirements

### Room

 GP's Office

 Psychiatry

 Marketing (Room)

 Staff Room

## Gallery

A Rug as it appears when placed in a Marketing Room
Radiation Box

'It'll feel like your hands are in a completely different room.'

## Cost

 50
800

## Room(s)

 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Research (Room)
 Training (Room)
 X-Ray

The **Radiation Box** is a decorative item, used for increasing room prestige, as well as providing a +1% Diagnosis Power boost. It was a reward from The Gyro-Nut, the first global project available via The Superbug Initiative. On 18th December 2019, it was made available to all players as part of the Hospital Pass.

## Description

### Appearance

A glass tank upon a dark grey cuboidal base is inset with an attached pair of pink rubber gloves, which allow a member of staff to solve the shape-sorting puzzle inside.

### Function

A decorative item, the Radiation Box increases room prestige. It also provides a +1% Diagnosis Power boost, making Diagnostic Rooms more effective.

## Requirements

### Room

 General Diagnosis

 GP's Office

 M.E.G.A Scan

 X-Ray

 Research (Room)

 Training (Room)

The Diagnosis Boost effect of this item will only apply in Diagnostic Rooms.

## Gallery

Radiation Box rear viewRadiation Box in use
## Trivia

* This item was originally named Fume Cupboard.
Thin Skinned

'Caused by eposure to bad news and icy winds, sufferers, who exhibit increased sensitivity to the cold, as well as occasional leaking, need a skin-fortifying injection, and to be told something nice about themselves.'

## Information

### PRICE

6,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Bigfoot DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing.

* Illness Difficulty: 40%
* GP's Office
* DNA Lab
* Fluid Analysis

## Treatment

The following are required to treat this illness.

* Injection Room
* Nurse
Skull Chutney

'Areas of the brain have begun to pickle, often caused by drinking the primitive and potent beverages distributed during festivities in the mountain towns of Two Point County.'

## Information

### PRICE

9,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Bigfoot DLC.

## Description

Skull Chutney is a non-visual illness characterized by the sufferer's brain beginning to pickle.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing.

* Illness Difficulty: 70%
* GP's Office
* Cardiology
* Fluid Analysis

## Treatment

The following are required to treat this illness.

* Pharmacy
* Nurse
Space Bench

'Putting the pew in pew-pew.'

## Cost

 75
300

## Room(s)

 Corridor

The **Space Bench** is a seating item, used for increasing comfort for Patients. It is only available via the Close Encounters DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

The bench consists of a wide U-shaped piece decorated with light blue illumination. Four brown cushions are arranged within the U, which hovers off the floor unsupported.

### Function

Up to two Patients can use a bench to rest while they are waiting for their turn in the queue. Seating is used to increase the comfort of anyone who uses it, slowing the rate at which they lose happiness.
Valley Canvas

'A 2D surface that uses artistic techniques to depict 3D space.'

## Cost

 75
250

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Valley Canvas** is a decorative wall item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It was made available to players for free as part of the SEGA Collection in March 2019.

## Description

### Appearance

A canvas painted with the image of a settlement within a forest all inside a valley.

### Function

A decorative wall item that increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige.

## Requirements

### Room

This item can be placed in any room that allows wall items, the only exceptions being Reception and the Café.
Pickle Platter

'More sour by the hour.'

## Cost

 200
450

## Room(s)

 GP's Office
 Marketing (Room)
 Staff Room
 Training (Room)

The **Pickle Platter** is a food dispenser, used for reducing hunger for Patients and Staff. It was a reward from Healthy Appetite, the fifth global project available via The Superbug Initiative. On 15th Match 2022, it was made available to all players as part of the Hospital Pass.

## Description

### Appearance

A dark brown tabletop with light brown legs bears five glass jar of varying sizes, containing pickled eggs and gherkins.

### Function

Eating from this platter will reduce the staff member's hunger by up to 100%.

## Requirements

### Room

 GP's Office

 Marketing (Room)

 Staff Room

 Training (Room)
Dart Board

'A designated "throwing area".'

## Cost

 400
200

## Room(s)

 Correcting Pool
 Staff Room

The **Dart Board** is an entertainment item, used by Staff to recuperate in the Staff Room.

## Description

### Appearance

The Dart Board is a traditional affair, on a wooden backboard and bordered by two wooden panels with black chalkboards for keeping the score. On the floor beneath is a metal panel marking out the distance from which to stand. The darts themselves (which seem to be carried by every member of staff) have blue bodies and red flights.

### Function

An entertainment item, the Dart Board is used only by Staff, helping them recuperate more quickly in the Staff Room.

## Requirements

### Room

 Staff Room

 Correcting Pool
Shark Art

'Its children have children.'

 500
5,000

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 GP's Office
 Marketing (Room)
 Staff Room

The **Shark Art** is a decorative entertainment item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige, and reducing patients' boredom. It is only available via the Culture Shock DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A large water-filled glass tank held together by metal borders, in which is suspended a shark.

### Function

A decorative entertainment item, the Shark Art increases hospital attractiveness in a medium radius, and overall room prestige. Each interaction will reduce a patient's boredom by 30%.

## Requirements

### Room

 Corridor

 GP's Office

 Marketing (Room)

 Staff Room
Thrill Ride

'Used to cost a penny, doesn't anymore.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
1,000

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 Staff Room

The **Thrill Ride** is a decorative entertainment item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness, and reducing patients' boredom. It is only available via the Retro Items Pack DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A large yellow duck with a blue saddle is connected to a blue platform via a black mechanism, with a raised step to gain access to the seat, and a red box mounted to the right-hand side featuring the coin slot.

### Function

A decorative entertainment item, each interaction will reduce a patient's boredom completely, at a cost of $5, and features an unmarked effect of increasing hospital attractiveness in a small radius.

## Requirements

### Room

 Corridor

 Staff Room
Bronze Star Award

'The third highest level of goodness: Good.'

## Cost

 100
100

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Bronze Star Award** is a decorative wall item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige.

## Description

### Appearance

A slightly curved rectangular frame features the word "BEST", some unreadable text, and a red rosette with a bronze coin in its centre.

### Function

A decorative wall item that increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige.

## Requirements

### Room

This item can be placed in any room that allows wall items, the only exceptions being Reception and the Café.
Pine Cone

'Good for nothing.'

 *Not Required*
850

## Room(s)

 Corridor

The **Pine Cone** is a decorative entertainment item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and reducing patients' boredom. It is only available via the Exhibition Items Pack DLC.

## Description

### Function

A decorative entertainment item, the Pine Cone increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius. Each interaction will reduce a patient's boredom by 25%.
Verbal Diarrhoea

'The disease people can't stop talking about, Verbal Diarrhoea spreads fast and can be heard for miles.'

## Information

### PRICE

5,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

Verbal Diarrhoea is a non-visual illness first spotted in Lower Bullocks.

## Description

The disease people can't stop talking about, Verbal Diarrhoea spread fast and can be heard for miles.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing, (listed in effectiveness order).

* Illness Difficulty: 25%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness.

* Pharmacy
* Nurse

## Trivia

"Verbal diarrhea", "diarrhea of the mouth" or "logorrhea", is a colloquial term for someone who will, for various possible reasons, simply not stop talking.
Silver Fox

'Aging nicely.'

 *Not Required*
950

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 GP's Office
 Marketing (Room)
 Staff Room

The **Silver Fox** is a decorative entertainment item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige, and reducing patients' boredom. It is only available via the Exhibition Items Pack DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A polished silver statue of a fox on its hind legs, leaning on a walking stick and standing on a circular base both made of a brown-grey material.

### Function

A decorative entertainment item, the Silver Fox increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige. Each interaction will reduce a patient's boredom by 25%.

## Requirements

### Room

 Corridor

 GP's Office

 Marketing (Room)

 Staff Room

## Trivia

A take on the *silver fox*, an attractive older man with grey hair.
Wicker Armchair

'...but shouldn't take regular furniture outside.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
350

## Room(s)

 Doghouse
 Marketing (Room)
 Staff Room

The **Wicker Armchair** is a seating item, used for increasing comfort. It is only available via the Pebberley Island DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

The Wicker Armchair consists of two pieces, each made from dark brown woven wicker; a cuboidal piece forms the seat, with a taller wraparound piece forming the back and sides.

### Function

Staff-specific seating is used to increase the comfort of anyone who uses it, slowing the rate at which they lose happiness and energy (or increasing the rate at which they gain them, in the Staff Room).

## Requirements

### Unlock

This item is unlocked at Star Level  in Topless Mountain.

## Gallery

Wicker Armchair in useThe Wicker Garden Suite
## Staff Seating Varieties

 Chequered Sofa
 L-Shaped Sofa
 Luxury Sofa
 Wicker Sofa
 Geometric Sofa
 Sofa of Tomorrow
 Rock Sofa
 Chequered Armchair
 Luxury Armchair
 **Wicker Armchair**
 Egg Chair
 Apple Chair
 Retro Chair
 Rock Armchair
 Red Bean Bag
 Football Bean Bag
 Burger Bag
 Dyed Bean Bag
Pinball Machine

'A good opportunity to use the word "ricochet".'

 *Not Required*
1,000

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 Staff Room

The **Pinball Machine** is an entertainment item, used for reducing patients' boredom. It is only available via the Retro Items Pack DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A traditional pinball table, with a grey metal body and blue buttons to launch the ball and control the flippers. The colourful insides feature three bumpers, and the backboard, featuring a logo reading "Pinball Ball-Pen", has a score reading that registers with an "Err".

### Function

An entertainment item, each interaction with the Pinball Machine will reduce a patient's boredomcompletely, at a cost of $5.

## Requirements

### Room

 Corridor

 Staff Room
Rantlers

'An ancient affliction said to come from small pieces of antler getting into the water supply. Sufferers display bouts of rage, sometimes butting heads, but more commonly just complain and shout a lot.'

## Information

### PRICE

7,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Bigfoot DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing.

* Illness Difficulty: 50%
* GP's Office
* Fluid Analysis

## Treatment

The following are required to treat this illness.

* Injection Room
* Nurse
Space Suit

'All you need to take a wander through the cosmos.'

## Cost

 300
800

## Room(s)

 Personification

The **Space Suit** is a decorative item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness. It is placed in Personification, which is only available via the Close Encounters DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A beige space suit with grey joints is held up by a black beam mounted on a wooden base, all contained in a glass case.

### Function

Purely a decorative item, the Space Suit is not used while treating Lack of Humanity. It features an unmarked effect of increasing hospital attractiveness in a small radius.
Pod

'A bed that can withstand a crash landing.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
1,600

## Room(s)

 Ward

The **Pod** is one of a selection of required items for the Ward to function, used by Patients during their stay while being atteded by the nurses. It is only available via the Close Encounters DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

The pod's frame is a dark grey lozenge shape, with blue lights illuminating the base along each side. The centre is cut out to provide a bed for the patient, and encapsulated with a dark green cover which is raised and lowered on mechanical arms.

### Function

The Pod (or an equivalent) is required for the Ward to function. With the exception of those suffering Visual Illnesses, Patients will change into a hospital gown inside a Screen, and then be guided to the Bed by a Nurse. They will be observed during their stay by the Ward's staff, and when their course of Diagnosis or Treatment is complete, the Nurse will clear them to leave, upon which they will return to the Screen to change into their regular clothes, and then depart.

## Requirements

### Staff

1-5  Nurses will be required to run the Ward, and by extension the Pod.

## Ward Bed Varieties

 Jasmine Bed
 **Pod**
Traction Bed

The most technical bed science has to offer. No climbing.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
3,000

## Room(s)

 Fracture Ward

The **Traction Bed** is a required item for the Fracture Ward to function, used by Patients during their stay while being attended by the nurses.

## Description

### Appearance

The Traction Bed is surrounded by a large rectangular rails, from which hang blue curtains that can close around it entirely. The bed itself is white-framed, and has light blue bedding. At each end, a pole is mounted, holding up the traction mechanism, which consists of a hoist for each limb, using a pulley system to keep them in place, and a triangular handle on a chain to allow patients in and out of the bed.

At the foot of the bed is a console for controlling these, with four handles, two mounted into throttle-like mechanisms, and two on the sides mounted on cranks. There is also a pair of buttons in green and red.

### Function

The Traction Bed is required for the Fracture Ward to function. Patients will need the required casts and bandages before using it, and so will require a trip to the Plaster Caster to have these fitted if they do not arrive with them already in place. They will be guided into the Traction Bed by a Nurse, who will use the controls to elevate their injured limbs, and monitor them for the duration of their stay. After they have reached sufficient progress, the nurse will release them from the Traction Bed so that they may visit the Plaster Caster to have their treatment completed.

## Requirements

### Staff

1-5  Nurses will be required to run the Fracture Ward, and by extension the Traction Bed.
Test-your-Strength

'Roll up. Roll up.'

 *Not Required*
1,000

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 Staff Room

The **Test-your-Strength** is an entertainment item, used for reducing patients' boredom. It is only available via the Retro Items Pack DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

The device is almost entirely red, barring a black plate making up part of the base. The trigger which is struck with the hammer features a golden star, stars also being used alongside numbers to measure the distance travelled on the vertical panel. At the top is a final molded golden star with a red bell. The hammer itself is a simple black cylinder on a wooden handle.

### Function

An entertainment item, each interaction with the Test-your-Strength will reduce a patient's boredom completely.

## Requirements

### Room

 Corridor

 Staff Room

## Trivia

The way the hammer flies into the user's hands before using the Test-Your-Strength strongly resembles how Thor Odinson summons his weapon in the Marvel comics and their screen adaptations.
Training (Room)

## Training

'Teach staff new qualifications. Start a training course by dragging a member of staff here or selecting a lectern, picking which qualifications you want to teach, then adding trainees.'

## Information

### STAFF

 Doctor
 Nurse
 Assistant
 Janitor

### BASE PRICE

7,000

*Main article: Rooms*

The **Training Room** is unlocked during the Initial Objectives of Flottering; it is a facility room used by all members of staff to learn and pass on skills that will give them new abilities and increase their efficiency.

## Description

### Function

*Main article: Staff Training*
All Staff can use the Training Room, both to teach (assuming the member of staff is in possession of a skill another member needs) and to learn (assuming the member of staff has a free training slot). Guest Trainers can be invited to the hospital, for a fee, in order to provide skills that no current members of staff possess.

To start a training course, the player may click on the Lectern, or drop a suitable member of staff into the room. Alternatively, a training session may be started from the Inspector, or from an staff email requesting training. In the training screen, the player must select the desired qualification for staff to learn, assign a trainer and choose the members of staff to send on this course.

The number of students who can join a class is determined by the number of Trainee Desks in the room. The duration of the course can be lowered by placing items in the room (including on the walls) that offer a training boost.

### Appearance

The door to the Training Room is simple bare wood with a dark metal doorknob. The floor is a tessellating pattern of brownish-grey panels with wood grain always running perpendicularly to the next panel. The mid-tone bare wooden walls feature a similar pattern, with the grain always vertical, with the upper panels tending to be lighter than the lower ones.

### Unlock

This room is unlocked during the Initial Objectives of Flottering.

## Items

### Required Items

The following items are required before room placement is valid:

 Door

 Lectern

 Trainee Desk

### Recommended Items

The following items are recommended best for this room:

 Encyclopedia Bookcase I
 Encyclopedia Bookcase II
 Filing Cabinet
 Rainwater
 Bin
 Big Bin
 Toxic-Waste Bin
 Elephant Bin
 Incinerator
 Recycling Bin
 Shark Bin
 Hand Sanitiser
 Nice Smelling Sanitiser
 Furnace
 Coffee Maker
 Hot Chocolate Maker
 Display Skeleton
 Anatomy Model
 Giant Pipette
 Arm-Bot
 Seasonal Paintings
 Framed Sportswear
 Valley Canvas
 Fairy Lights
 Wormhole Bin
 Duck Bin
 Hive Mind Poster
 Snow Problem Poster
 Under The Weather Poster
 Knight's Armour
 Wizardry Cauldron

### All Items

To view a list of all items available for this room, click HERE.

## Gallery

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## Trivia

* Price during development used to be $5,875
Spontaneous Combustion

'The sufferer has a tendency to, without prior warning or reasonable context, break into fits of rage, causing colleagues, passersby and loved ones to cry and/or soil themselves.'

## Information

### PRICE

10,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

Coming down with something? Feeling a little woozy? Making your loved ones cry or soil themselves? Then you have a case of Spontaneous Combustion.

It’s a visit to the Injection Room. We’ll just need to inject you into your rear with a very large needle.

## Description

Patients that suffer from Spontaneous Combustion have a tendency to, without prior warning or reasonable context, break into fits of rage, causing colleagues, passersby and loved ones to cry and/or soil themselves.

Once diagnosed, a Spontaneous Combustion patient will need to visit the Injection Room, where a nurse will attempt to cure the patient.

The cure involves the Jab Master machine. The patient will need to have an extremely large needle injected into their rear.

This procedure looks alarming for the patients, but not painful.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing, (listed in effectiveness order).

* Illness Difficulty: 80%
* DNA Lab
* M.E.G.A Scan
* Ward

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness.

* Injection Room
* Nurse
Puppet Show

'Confronting reality with refurbished socks.'

## Cost

 500
600

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 Staff Room

The **Puppet Show** is an entertainment item, used for reducing patients' boredom. It is only available via the Close Encounters DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

The small booth is, similarly to the Dehumorfier, decorated like a Big Top in red and yellow vertical stripes. A window in the front has a small blue sill beneath it, and green curtains to the sides. The puppets used in the show consist of a green sock monster and a wizard in purple robes.

### Function

Staff and Patients may both step inside the booth to put on a show. This will have no effect on the members of staff, but the patients will have their boredom reduced by 90%. Those watching the show will not have their boredom reduced at all. Everyone's a critic.
Bureaucats Poster

'The flagship cartoon of Bungle Kidz, popular amongst small children and university students.'

## Information

### FILTER(S)

Wall Items
Pictures
Posters

### EFFECT(S)

Increases Hospital Attractiveness
Increases Room Prestige
Increases Happiness

## Cost

 250
100

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Bureaucats** is a decorative wall item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It is only available via the Pebberley Island DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A grey metal-framed image depicts an anthopomorphic brown cat in business attire, slamming open a door, with the name of the show "Bureaucats" emblazoned above.

### Function

A decorative wall item that increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige. In addition, members of staff who examine this item will receive a small boost in happiness, usually from 3-10%, although this can be done multiple times in succession for cumulative effects.

## Requirements

### Room

This item can be placed in any room that allows wall items, the only exceptions being Reception and the Café.
Reptile Dysfunction

'Secondary symptoms include hoarding gold, intermittent flying, and a newfound romantic interest in donkeys.'

## Information

### PRICE

7,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the A Stitch In Time DLC

## Description

Patients suffering from Reptile Dysfunction wander through the hospital wearing a dragon costume.

Once diagnosed, a Reptile Dysfunction patient will need to visit the Psychiatry where a Doctor trained in Psychiatry will attempt to cure the patient.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 40%
* GP's Office

The following rooms will never be used to diagnose this illness:

* Ward

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Psychiatry
* Doctor

## Trivia

* The description of the disease includes the phrase "new-found romantic interest in donkeys". This is a reference to the film *Shrek*, in which the character Donkey falls in love with the Dragon guarding the castle.

## Gallery

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Singing Fish

'The voice of an angel, the body of a fish.'

## Cost

 600
700

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 General Diagnosis
 Marketing (Room)
 Psychiatry
 Staff Room
 Training (Room)
 Ward

The **Singing Fish** is a decorative entertainment wall item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness, and reducing patients' boredom. It is only available via the Pebberley Island DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A brown wall-mounted board features a large plastic bass will blue top and flipper and green underside.

### Function

A decorative entertainment wall item, the Singing Fish increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius. Each interaction will reduce a patient's boredom by 3%.

## Requirements

### Room

 Corridor

 GP's Office

 Psychiatry

 Ward

 Marketing (Room)

 Staff Room

 Training (Room)

## Trivia

Based on the Big Mouth Billy Bass, a singing prop.
Tactics Board

'Musings on the answer to football.'

## Cost

 150
450

## Room(s)

 Marketing (Room)

The **Tactics Board** is a decorative item, used for increasing room prestige. It was made available to players for free as part of the SEGA Collection in March 2019.

## Description

### Appearance

Resting on four rubber feet is a grey metal frame holding up a round-cornered rectangular light grey board. Held up by a rubber-mounted sliding ruler is a diagram of a play in a football game, with players' paths marked out in red and green lines, and a yellow post-it note with a green tick.

### Function

A decorative item, the Tactics Board increases overall room prestige.
Screwball

'Recurrent bafflement has caused a build-up of extremely dense negative feelings. The heavy head must be removed, and a lighter, less tormented replacement attached, whilst the sufferer can still carry its weight.'

## Information

### PRICE

12,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Pebberley Island DLC.

## Description

Screwball is a Pebberley Island illness, seen on Topless Mountain. Affected patients have a 8-ball in place of a normal head.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 50%
* GP's Office
* M.E.G.A Scan
* Psychiatry
* X-Ray

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Correcting Pool
* Doctor

## Gallery

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Staff Objectives

*Main article: Staff*

Often, member of the hospital's workforce will send the player a letter, suggesting **Staff Objectives** to be achieved. These can include tasks for the member him/herself to complete, general tasks to be accomplished across the whole hospital, or even a threat to resign unless they are mollified in short order.

## Resignation Threat

If a member of staff is unhappy enough for an extended period, they may threaten to resign. The player will be given 90 days to improve the staff member's happiness; if their happiness reaches 20% before the 90 days is up, they will withdraw their threat, and if not, then they will follow through and resign.

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## Scaling Achievements

These objectives rise in difficulty as the hospital's star level increases.

## Performance Improvements

These Staff Objectives are triggered when a certain aspect of the Hospital is below par.

 "Am I the only one who's freezing? I can't feel my face anymore. Radiators aren't that expensive, are they?"
 "I've been experiencing a lot of rage recently. I'm sure I heard someone sobbing in the toilets too. Don't forget, a happy team is a productive team."

## Solo Objectives

These requests must be performed by the member of staff proposing them. This may involve them requesting a job they are not trained for (for example, a GP asking to treat patients). Unlike other Staff Objectives, these will include an XP boost for the staff member.
Punching Bag

'Used for training in an ancient sport in which competitors would apparently punch each other in the head.'

## Cost

 150
300

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Staff Room

The **Punching Bag** is an entertainment item, used by Staff to recuperate in the Staff Room and increasing their happiness.

## Description

### Appearance

A sturdy dark metal bracket supports the punching bad via a length of rope. The bag itself is mostly turquoise, with a red stripe around the centre.

### Function

An entertainment item, the Punching-Bag is used only by Staff, helping them recuperate more quickly in the Staff Room and increasing their happiness by 10%.

## Requirements

### Room

 Cardiology

 Staff Room