Home Again (Amy Rose version)

Sailor Galaxia chuckled evilly and rubbed her hands together as the preverbal ball was back in her court. "And, uh...what were you saying, my dear?" she asked Amy in a silky voice.

Kaa reappeared on Sailor Galaxia's head with one last trick. "Well, she simply said that you're a fat, pompous, bad-tempered, old tyrant!" he laughed.

As Kaa laughed away into thin air, Sailor Galaxia became very angry. "OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!!!" she shouted.

The Badniks erupted with applause as they dove and swarmed to arrest Amy, who rushed out of the courtroom, knocking away any Badniks that got in her way.

"You heard what her majesty said!" Snipes announced before getting trampled by the Badniks, "Off with her head!"

SpongeBob blew on his trumpet to call out more Badniks as Amy ran out of the castle with about 52 decks worth of Badniks hot on her tail.

Amy raced into the maze as the Badniks followed suit. The chase continued for about 15 minutes as even Sailor Galaxia and Snipes took part in the chase. The chase ended when Amy ran (quite literally) into a deck of Badniks, knocking them over in the process. Sailor Galaxia ran over the Badniks on her side, causing an incline that stopped Amy in her tracks.

As she slid down the Badnik slide, she noticed the hedge maze vanishing and suddenly wind up in another caucus race, led by Professor Ratigan, of course. The racers included Sailor Galaxia, Snipes, Honest John, Knuckles, Scratch, Grounder, the Genie, Mushu, some Oysters, and a deck's worth of the Badniks.

Everyone (except Amy): *Forward, backward, inward, outward, here we go again*
*No one ever loses and no one can ever win*
*Backward, forward, outward, inward, bottom to the top*
*Never a beginning...*

Amy pulled herself out of the caucus and started running across a beach, with Sailor Galaxia and the Badniks chasing after her.

"Off with her head!" Sailor Galaxia shouted, "Off with her head!"

Amy kept on running as the rocks she jumped over turned into teapots; she suddenly found herself back at Honest John and Knuckles' tea party. Just then, Honest John and Knuckles appeared out of nowhere and grabbed Amy.

"Just a moment," Honest John said. "You can't leave a tea party without having a cup of tea, you know!"

Amy panted, "But-but I can't stop now!"

"Ah, but we insist," said Knuckles. "You must join us in a cup of tea!"

The gentleman fox and the male red echidna pushed Amy into a giant cup of tea, which seemed to be more spacious than it looked. She came out, seeing that the tea turned into water...an ocean at that. As she swam, Sailor Galaxia was riding at her, using the same method the travel Ratigan did earlier on.

"OFF WITH HER HEAD!" Sailor Galaxia shouted.

Amy immediately noticed Timothy, smoking on top of his mushroom.

"Timothy Q. Mouse, what will I do?" Amy asked.

He turned to her, not seeming to enjoy her company and blew smoke at her. "Who are you?" Timothy asked.

As Amy coughed from the smoke, she suddenly felt solid ground on her feet. The ocean around her disappeared as Timothy's smoke swirls into a tunnel that stretched for miles. Amy wasted no time running as Sailor Galaxia and the Badniks were right behind her.

"There she goes!" Sailor Galaxia called, "Don't let her get away! Off with her head!"

The tunnel went on for a while until Amy came upon Dijon. She reached out, desperately trying to grab him. She finally managed to grab it and tried to open the door. However, Dijon groaned in pain as Amy grabbed him. "Still locked, you know." he said.

"But Sailor Galaxia!" Amy explained, "I simply must get out."

Dijon chuckled. "But you *are* outside." he said.

Amy was confused. "What?"

"See for yourself!" said Dijon, as he opened his mouth wide to show what he was talking about. Amy looked inside and saw herself out in the riverbank, asleep under the tree, with Robespierre in her lap.

"Why, why that's me!" Amy exclaimed, "I'm asleep!"

"Don't let her get away!" Sailor Galaxia ordered, "Off with her head!"

The female pink hedgehog turned around to see Sailor Galaxia and her mob rushing at her, and this time she was cornered with nowhere else to run.

"Amy! Amy, wake up!" Amy begged herself, "Please wake up, Amy!"

She attempted to wake the other Amy on the other side up. But she was too late! The attacks finally reached her, mere inches away from hitting her.

At that moment, everything went bright white. The last thing Amy could hear was a distant voice calling her name, "Amy! Amy!"

The voice revealed to be Tawna in the real world, who was calling to her daughter to wake up. "Amy! Amy!" Tawna called out, "Will you please pay attention and recite your lesson?"

Finally, Amy woke up from her slumber. Her mind was still fresh from her "adventure." She asked, "Hmmm? Oh. Oh! Uh..." She heard to the word "recite," and she suddenly shot up to recite.

Amy: *How doth the little crocodile*
*Improve his shining tail*
*And pour the waters of the...*

"Amy, what are you talking about?" Tawna cut her off.

"Oh, I'm sorry, Mom." Amy apologized to her mother, "But you see, Warren T. Rat said..."

"Warren T. Rat?" Tawna was confused. "Oh, for goodness' sake! Amy, I...Oh, well." she said, "Come along, your father, brothers, and sisters are waiting for you. It’s time for dinner, anyway."

Tawna led Amy home from the park for dinner as Amy picked up Robespierre. Amy was glad to be home after the long adventure she had. Even if it was just a crazy dream...Or was it? One thing was for sure, Amy knew that she would remember this dream for a long, long time...and the new yet, strange friends she met along the way.

Chorus: *Amy in Wonderland*
*Over the hill or here or there*
*I wonder where*

*The End*

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