All That Remains.

*All That Remains.* is the eighth and final episode of Goofy Joe Season 1. It is also the first season finale of the whole series. It opens with a distraught looking Chaz staring into the same mirror Goofy Joe did in the first episode. He spends time aggressively washing and scrubbing the blood off of his hands and face. He literally and figuratively reflects on himself before exiting the bathroom and freaking out at the blood on his shirt and jacket. He takes them off in a hurry and rushes to Joe's room and quickly steals a suit to wear.

We then see Joe wandering into the woods after fleeing from Chaz. Here, he meets an unexpected familiar face, Teagan Who Remains, who got there after going on his own journey, soon to be elaborated on in the upcoming Teagan Series. Teagan questions Joe on what he's doing here, at first believing them to be in Colorado. Joe explains that he just fled to these woods from his house after being beaten by Chaz. He also tells that Chaz had killed Doctor Farty Assdinglebitch, which seems to give Teagan good pause, as he saw him as a father figure. Teagan unexpectedly offers to help Joe, having appreciated Joe leaving him alive, and wishing to help avenge Farty and beat Chaz. Joe happily accepts and the training begins when Teagan knocks him out.

Chaz is then seen back at Joe's house, having suited up and bandaged his face of his cut wound. He walks outside and fails to shoot a basketball. He seems remorseful as he drags Farty's body to the backyard, but not remorseful enough to not steal his sunglasses. Chaz then grabs a shovel and prepares to bury the body. During this, we see Goofy Joe waking up, hands taped together in Farty's basement, at the hands of Teagan. Teagan tells him that in order to fight properly, he must learn to be rational and control his emotions. He then leaves the room as Joe first tries to brute force and rage his way out of the situation, but he eventually collects himself and calmly searches his surroundings, locating a knife, and using it to cut his way out. He then exits to see Teagan, who says he's impressed, and then the real training begins. We then see Teagan and Joe, mostly in the bathroom, training Joe's emotion control, and they continue practicing until Joe gets a nearly complete hang of it. pleasing Teagan.

We then see Chaz, having finished burying the body in Joe's backyard, saying how sorry he is. He turns and heads back inside and sits on the couch. He attempts to turn on the show he was supposedly watching in Episode 2, only for it to still be a black screen, and he remarks that there may not have ever been a show. We then see Teagan and Joe walking down the street to Joe's house, Teagan saying that his training is complete. Joe is appreciative but suddenly, Convenient Man appears. He frightens Joe but pulls Joe's cane out of his ass and hands it back to him, having taken it in the opening of Episode 5. Giuseppe is happy to see it again, and Convenient Man poorly hits the griddy and runs away, which Teagan points out. Joe then walks up to his house to see that Chaz left a suit out for him. Goofy Joe walks in and Chaz jests about how part of the frat personality was real as he is now really into skating, despite being bad at it. Joe sits down next to him and states that he has to kill him and that he is evil. Chaz gets upset and states that he's clearly much less evil than Joe, having done what he did to provide for his family. Joe then points out that Chaz is descending further and further, having killed Doctor Assdinglebitch, who he describes as a smart, decent man. Chaz is visibly shaken by these words and soon begins to fight Goofy Joe, knocking him outside.

He quickly disarms Joe of his cane and continues the fight, but Joe remembers to control his emotions and tries to exploit Chaz's emotions, telling him that he's becoming just like him. It works, Chaz gets rage-filled and begins to get hurt, and starts losing the battle. Some fighting moves between the two are reminiscent of their first fight. Eventually, Chaz charges Joe and he dodges it, jump kicking him to the ground. Joe quickly recovers his cane, attempting to repeat his finishing move from their first fight, which Chaz is frightened of, and dodges the blow and kicks Joe to the ground, and throws him into a ditch. But in that ditch is a gun, still lying there, presumably from Episode 3. Joe tells Chaz that while he is learning to get better, Chaz is only learning to get worse. Chaz charges Joe in a rage but Joe shoots him in the abdomen, dropping Chaz to the ground. Joe then contemplates desecrating his body, but deciding against it, having matured a bit thanks to his time with Teagan. Chaz lies still in the ditch as Goofy Joe is seen later in the evening contemplating himself in the mirror, then walking outside, staring into the empty, dark sky.