SUPER-VILLAIN-BOWL! - TOON SANDWICH

**SUPER-VILLAIN-BOWL! - TOON SANDWICH** is the second episode of season 1 of Joseph Bauer and Rita Artmann's new series Super-Showdown-Bowl, the 26th episode of their series Toon Sandwich and the 112th video on the channel overall.

## Synopsis

*The Ultimate Battle of Evil vs Evil! ALL the Movie Villains - MARVEL, DC, STAR WARS, X-MEN, LORD OF THE RINGS, HARRY POTTER, THE MATRIX and so much more - Slashers, Monsters, Witches, Demons, Vampires, Aliens, Robots, Clowns - the Best of the Worst are all here! Which Villain will have the last maniacal laugh? Place your bets and sharpen your claws for the Biggest and BADDEST Battle of ALL TIME!*

## Plot

### Episode

Like the previous episode this one starts with a character waking up because of a golden ball floating around them making light this time its the villain Harley Quinn. Harley Quinn then asks where she is the and the golden ball just tells her to put her clothes instead of insulting the ball she tells it that she hopes it got a good eyeful of her naked body because it won't be seeing again. This results in the eyeball taking a picture of her out of spite, Harley then finishes putting on her clothes stating that she had no idea how much bling she put on her outfit. Harley steps out and sees more golden creatures and angrily states that there are more perverts, then she looks next to her to see Apocalypse coming out of his cave and he asks her how long he has been asleep. Then she looks at her other side to see Jadis the White Witch who makes a comment on how big the arena is calling it a wardrobe, then Nosferatu steps outside only to immediately burst into flames and die because of sunlight. Then Redskull, Nebula, Hela, and Ultron step out of there caves then on the opposite side Zod, Lex Luthor, Enchantress, and Steppen Wolf step out of their caves afterwards silhouettes of villains we've seen before appear with Davy Jones being the only one to fully come out of the cave. We then see an Imperial Stormtrooper come out of his cave then Agent Smith comes out of his cave stating that the world he sees around him now cannot be the real world because its too yellow then the Red Queen asks if they are down the rabbit hole or through the looking glass. The Wicked Witch asks if maybe perhaps they are over the rainbow then Riddler states that he also has many questions. However the Golden Globe interrupts all their thoughts and tries to tell them why they are there but Harley Quinn interrupts it asking why they are listening a golden ball when they should be fighting making all the villains get ready to fight and they run towards each other to fight. The first people we see fighting are Azog and Lurtz who attack each other with swords and battle axes, then Deadshot tries to shoot Agent Smith but he dodges all the bullet then Elle and Gazelle fight each other with Elle using her sword and Gazelle her metal knife-like feet which ends up with Gazelle taking the only eye Elle has left and Elle stating she should have SEEN that coming. The imperial stormtrooper attempts to shoot Captain Phasma but because of how bad their aim is Captain Phasma easily kills him and states that training has improved by her time then we see Bane asks Predator why he wears a mask and Predator takes it off which freaks Bane out and he says that the Predator's reason is justified. Then we see Venom and Xenomorph giving each other the death stare and then they yell at each other until Xenomorph grabs Venom's tongue with the tiny mouth inside his mouth when a Velociraptor comes and knocks both of them down. Then we see Darth Maul with his both ended lightsaber Kylo Ren then attempts to turn his on but only 2 sides then he states its what you do with it that counts of the sword come out then out of nowhere General Grievous comes down behind Darth Maul and brings all 4 of his lightsabers out and Kylo Ren questions whether he's over compensating for something. However Darth Maul is not bother by this and simply decapitates and mutilates the General causing Kylo to freak out and run away. Loki then starts a class (which is actually a scam) on how to become more than just a one time Marvel villain with Whiplash, Kaecilius, Ronan the Accuser, Malekith, Baron Zemo, Aldrich Killian, Abomination, Yellow Jacket, Red Skull, Ultron, and Vulture attending however as expected it turned out the meeting was a scam by Loki as he tells them that the secret is sex appeal and none of them have it angering Ronan making him attempt to stab Loki thinking he is playing around with them but it turns out that that wasn't the real Loki and the hologram disappears. Then Redskull angrily rants about how he paid 75 Deutschmark for it and there was no real Loki there, however while Redskull is distracted Agent Smith comes over and corrupts him and turns him into another Agent Smith with Agent Skull Smith commenting that he makes friends with all the Agent Smiths singing the theme song they just created for themselves. We then see Joker from the DCEU maniacally laughing when another Joker from The Dark Knight series comes from behind and tells this Joker he's missing his smile and uses red marker to paint one on his face the Joker from the DCEU tells Dark Knight Joker he thought he was gonna do something but doesn't get to finish as Dark Knight Joker stabs DCEU Joker in through the brain. Harley Quinn freaks out but Joker from the 1966 movies comes over and tells her that there's enough of the joker to go around but because he is slightly to old for her she shoots and kills him making a pun out of his name with a Female Doctor villain putting something on the dead Joker. We then see Hans Gruber get a call from Ghostface 1 who asks him if he likes scary YouTube videos but gets stabbed by Micheal Myers who gets chain sawed by Leatherface who gets stabbed by Norman Bates who gets stabbed by Patrick Bateman who gets stabbed by Jack Torrance who gets stabbed by Jason Voorhees who is clawed by Freddy Krueger who is stabbed by Pamela Voorhees who is stabbed by Ghostface 2 who reminds her that the Ghostfaces always work in pairs before being stabbed by Chucky. Voldemort then tells Sauron that there's only room for one Dark Lord and Sauron states that the dark lord won't be the poster child for failed rhinoplasty then Sauron uses one of his rings and Voldemort comments about it and asks how he would feel if someone stole his idea x7 which makes Sauron angry so he punches Voldemort so hard another face shows up on the back of his head. However Darth Vader to prove that he is a dark lord mutilates Sauron until he explodes then Gollum attempts to take the ring but Harley knocks him out and takes the ring making her invisible. Riddler then comes over and tells Gollum that he heard he likes riddles making Gollum surprised, then the T-1000 turns his liquid metal arm into a stake and stabs Dracula through the heart who before dying makes him being stabbed a joke. Then Mr. Freeze freezes the T-1000 and makes a ice pun combined with the classic line from the first Terminator movie (as a reference to the T-800 and Mr. Freeze being played by the same actor) Poison Ivy annoyed by Mr. Freeze asks if he can stop making cheesy puns but he makes more making her give up. Then Laufey throws an ice spear at the Fell Beast killing it causing it and The Night King to fall and kill Fenris Wolf causing Hela to tells the Night King that his fell beast fell on her beast and stabs in the head killing him, we then see Sandman building a sand castle when Apocalypse knocks it over telling him that everything he build will fall making Sandman angry enough to absorb enough sand to become a giant sand monster with Darth Vader stating that he doesn't like sand as it gets everywhere and then he shakes some sand out of his mask. Then Imhotep speaks Egyptian and uses a spell to turn Sandman into a sand wall with a face on it with Ahmanet insulting his work and asks who the sand sculpture is and he states that he was never formally trained and that is why it looks like a sand wall Pennywise then tells Davy Jones it knows his biggest fear and then shapeshifts into a male sushi chef making Davy Jones scream. Penguin then either pretends to have fallen over or actually did fall over and asks Annie Wilkes for help but she calls him a dirty penguin and breaks his left foot making him scream then Toad tries to tongue Catwoman but she catches it and fails to make a pun about it then Riddler asks Catwoman how she plans on feeding her young when her suit doesn't have nipples and she kicks him in the crotch and asks him how he plans on having any then Max Shreck states that he has come as close as anyone to killing Batman as he shot him the chest but Max gets shot in the chest ironically by Dr. Evil who makes a pun on Max's last name telling him to go back to the swamp. Psylocke recognizes Jean Grey and asks her why she's on the villains episode when she is mostly a hero but Jean states that good and evil does not matter she just prefers the term grey, suddenly Psylocke's psyonic blade powers disappear with Dr. Evil revealing that he went back in time and stole her powers putting them in a small bottle but Jean steals the bottle drinks it and kills Psylocke with her making a comment about what they say about the blade. Bellatrix Lestrange uses a spell on Saruman and he dies causing her to question whether the spell did it or if he just died of old age before she can get an answer Enchantress to distract her gives her an illusion of Voldemort proposing to her however she gets knocked out of the spell by the Wicked Witch of the West who kills her using fire. Thanos who isn't impressed by anyone decides to use his Infinity Gauntlet and uses the power stone to kill Herman Dietrich, Arnold Toht, and Doctor Belloq then he uses the time stone to kill Walter Donovan then the mind stone to kill Irino Spalko and then finally the soul stone and turns a Roger Drone into a Jazz singer and disappointed with what the soul stone did states that they can't all be too powerful. Mola Ram tries to kill Lady Deathstrike by stealing her heart but it does nothing however when she steals his heart he dies Hannibal Lector then asks if she is gonna eat Mola's heart as he already prepared a way to cook it. Then Darth Vader force chokes Darth Maul to death and Kylo getting enough courage asks his grandfather if he can stay with him as he isn't speaking to his parents Darth Vader responds by stabbing his grandson and welcomes him to the family with Kylo being happy that he was stabbed by his grandfather before death. Then Khan yells out his own name before being eaten by the Rancor (offscreen) with it being revealed that Jabba The Hutt being revealed as the reason he got eaten before John Doe blows his brains out then Scarecrow uses his powers on Bane making Two-Face unknowingly scare him. The Wicked Witch then kills Scarecrow, Ultron, and Sabretooth calling them "Scarecrow", "Tin Man", and "Cowardly Lion" as a reference to the heroes in her movie, then Poison Ivy and Enchantress kiss with Poison Ivy trying to poison her and Enchantress turning her into one of her Eyes of Adversary then Queen Ravenna turns Emma Frost old with Emma insulting the Queen saying that she's the unfairest of them all. Then Rita Repusla tells Grendal's Mother that she knew one of them got some work done then Maleficent tells Vulture and Archangel not to be dragging her down just because her wings are the only organic ones then Green Goblin attempts to kill Hela with his weapons but she makes fun of him for being a weaponized glider when she has a bunch of swords and knocks him off his glider with one another hits Boba Fett and he unpreparedly flies into the Sar Lac Pit. Then the Red Queen tells everyone she wants to behead Hela but gets her own head chopped off by one of knives and it falls onto the Headless Horseman crushing his horse the knives shatters the T-1000 with another one of her knives killing Jared the Goblin King. Then Green Goblin mourns Jared because of his name before being webbed up and eaten by Shelob and he states how iron it is that he tried to kill a spider only to be eaten by a giant one then Alien takes over Amanda Waller and she orders Deadshot, Katana, and El Diablo to kill all the humans and they almost listen to her until they see the Alien's tentacle then Alien kills Deadshot, Amanda Waller, and El Diablo. We then see Seth Brundle complaining about how his girlfriend didn't want to have a fly human hybrid baby with him but he just makes Edgar the bug angry as he was attempting to crawl out of his human form and then Seth and Edgar engage in battle however Edgar is stabbed in the neck by Warrior Bug. Then a random girl attempts to kill the Warrior bug but is stabbed by it then the Fly not wanting to fight the Warrior Bug keeps walking backwards but doesn't see Electro behind him and gets zapped by him and dies then Predator kills the Warrior Bug causing its blood to fall on Carrie White causing her to summon Beetlejuice then Regan McNeil spits demon juice on Carrie causing Beetlejuice to step away recognizing her dress Regan compliments her saying that at one point she was also a prom queen. However Carrie takes it as an insult and forces Catwoman's whip to strangle Regan to death, Chucky then attempts to flirt with Annabelle but is caught his wife Tiffany who tells Annabelle she can have Chucky but to cautious with him and then makes a joke about his private size. Then Davy Jones flirts with Medusa but she turns him to stone which doesn't bother him and he makes a sexual joke about it, then Darth Vader kills all the Xenomorphs making the Alien Queen angry but Darth Vader quickly pushes her back and has squashed by King Kong before she complete dies she gives him one of her eggs with a Face Hugger coming out and impregnating Darth Vader. Then the TIE-Fighters attempt to shoot and kill King Kong but it barely does anything then the Wicked Witch sends her Flying Monkeys after him then Koba attempts to kill King Kong with his snipe rifles but gets crushed by King Kong's fist Alonzo Harris tries to insult King Kong but also gets crushed, King Kong the sees Jadis and falls in love with her but she freezes him causing him to drop a tear killing the Wicked Witch before he freezes completely and then shatters to which Queen Ravenna insults Jadis stating that it looks like ugly killed the beast as both a reference and an insult. So Jadis freezes Raveena and as a reference to her name having raven in it when she was frozen ravens came out of the top half of her torso but were also frozen however Jadis not getting the reference asks why ravens came out. Then while Slimer flies around it Gozer asks Zod if he's a god and Zod replies asking if his name counts but Gozer not counting electrocutes him to death, then Snoke, Emperor Palpatine, and Count Dooku to kill Gozer but electrocuting it but it just disappears and tells them to chose the form of the destructor so Zorg tells everyone to not think of anything. It almost works until Joker from The Dark Knight who's holding a camera states that he needs a tripod causing a Tripod appears and killing everyone starting with Sentinel and Doctor Octopus who it crushes then its noise kills the Mars Attacks Alien then it zaps Zorg, Jadis, Count Dooku, Emperor Palpatine, Snoke, Kaecilius, Ronan, Apocalypse, Joffrey Baratheon, Cersei Lannister, Captain Barbosa however instead of killing Cersei it just strips her nude of her clothes. Then Lawrence Talbot upon hearing the word "Moon" turns into his werewolf form. Then Catwoman states that she has a problem with Lawrence and she doesn't know what causing both of them to have a cat fight then Queen Akasha is seen drinking Laufey's blood killing him then Lestat tells a man he bit he'll give him the chance he never had and the man accepts until the Tripod zaps him with Lestat asking why everything has to end in dust causing Lestat to sneeze killing the Tripod. Nebula in seeing this attempts to kill Steppen Wolf by sneezing on him but he just kills her with his battle axe, then Hela sees Cersei covering her privates and walking away embarrassed and Hela despite them being opponents tries to comfort her. However Cersei is unfortunately devoured by a Shark then Tony Montana tries to kill someone with a gremlin but the gremlin is eaten by Toad, who is punched by Killer Croc who is hit by The Lizard who is eaten by a T-Rex who is eaten by Smaug who is burned through the inside out by Godzilla. In which 3 of the Japanese characters yell Godzilla's name which the 3rd is actually revealed to be Pennywise who asks itself why it is still pretending to be a sushi chef. Then we see Ernst Stavro posing with Oddjob standing next to him who cuts off the top of O-Ren Ishii's head exposing her brain with her asking if Oddjob makes hats but before she can answer Hannibal Lector using chopsticks takes a piece of her brain and eats it calling it sushi however Pennywise, Katan, O-Ren, and Hannibal are all zapped and killed by Godzilla's fire breath. Then Godzilla zaps Hands Landa, Roy Batty, the ice on the T-1000 melting it, Walter White, and Jesse Pinkman. Then Neil McCauley, Vincent Vega, and Jules Winnfield shoot Tony Montana to death with Vito Corleone mourning him as if he is his son. Then Magneto uses his metal powers to carry T-X, Miles Quaritch, Iron Monger, Megatron's head, Bane's mask, Frankenstein Monster's neck pin making Bride of Frankenstein watch as her husband's head falls off, Pinhead's pins, Two-Face and Anton Chigurh's nickels one of them going through Sebastian Shaw's head killing him, and Hal 9000 crushing them together in a pile that he puts in Godzilla's mouth killing both them and Godzilla. In which Godzilla's body falls on and kills Magneto. Then Jean Grey states that there are only a few left who aren't either Agents Smiths nor Eyes of Adversary to which Agent Smith asks the Eyes of Adversary which they would rather be a man in a suit or a weird turd ball with millions of eyes and all the Eyes of Adversary want to be Agent Smiths instead making Enchantress kill them all. Then Agent Smith tries to turn Joker from The Dark Knight into an Agent Smith but he just turns into the demon monster The Thing which eats Agent Smith's hand then a Sentinel burns the creature's body leaving on its head which starts walking alive however it is swiftly killed by Doomsday who heat visions through the actual Loki killing him. Then Thanos using the reality stone summons Batman and uses his Kryptonite spear to kill Doomsday. Then the Enchantress asks Harley if she would like to team and she says she would but she has one problem and it turns out that she is actually T-1000 who stabs Enchantress and kills her then Jean Grey kills all the Agent Smiths and Darth Vader's body gives birth to a Darth Xenomorph and Darth Vader says hello to his new child before being decapitated by it and afterwards states that the Darth Xenomorph is definitely his son. The Darth Xenomorph then goes on a rampage mutilating the Sentinel burning through Hela's mouth spitting a combination of lightsaber juice and acid on the T-1000 melting it Thanos knowing he will die if he doesn't do something uses the space stone to teleport it to space. Then Jean Grey and Thanos get into a power battle with Thanos commenting that Jean's power is unbeatable but knowing it wasn't always that way uses the time stone to turn her back to her original form then Thanos gives Jean advice and she uses it to take Thanos's gauntlet to blast him with the stones killing him. Then Jean is hit from behind by Harley Quinn and Jean states that Harley cheated to which she replied that all villains cheat then she hits Jean again knocking her out causing her to be chose by the orb then before finally going inside the orb she makes fun of Godzilla's size. There Harley meets Deadpool who attempts to flirt with her but she rejects him because of how small his legs and arms are but explains that when his healing factor fully heals him that the arms will be back being muscular appendages then they meet Oscar who explains thing and exposes Harley Quinn to the fact that she's not a real person and Oscar creating her and the others is the realest she's ever been with Deadpool attempting to slowly bring her into the fact that she's not real then Oscar tells them that soon they will fight however little do they know that Jean using her powers has dropped into the conversation that is until Harley and Deadpool are zapped then before she is respawned by Oscar she contacts Charles Xavier, Vision, Doctor Manhattan, and Nightcrawler and they come up with a plan ending the episode.

## Characters

* Harley Quinn
* Apocalypse
* Jadis the White Witch
* Nosferatu
* Redskull
* Nebula
* Hela
* Ultron
* Zod
* Lex Luthor
* Enchantress
* Steppen Wolf
* Davy Jones
* Imperial Stormtrooper
* Agent Smith
* Red Queen
* Wicked Witch
* Riddler
* Azog
* Lurtz
* Deadshot
* Elle
* Gazelle
* Captain Phasma
* Bane
* Predator
* Venom
* Xenomorph
* Velociraptor
* Darth Maul
* Kylo Ren
* General Grievous
* Loki
* Whiplash
* Kaecilius
* Ronan the Accuser
* Malekith
* Baron Zemo
* Aldrich Killian
* Abomination
* Yellowjacket
* Vulture
* Joker
* Joker
* Joker
* Hans Gruber
* Ghostface 1
* Michael Myers
* Leatherface
* Norman Bates
* Patrick Bateman
* Jack Torrance
* Jason Voorhees
* Freddy Krueger
* Pamela Voorhees
* Ghostface 2
* Chucky
* Voldemort
* Sauron
* Darth Vader
* Gollum
* T-1000
* Dracula
* Mr. Freeze
* Poison Ivy
* Laufy
* Fell Beast
* The Night King
* Fenris Wolf
* Sandman
* Imhotep
* Ahmanet
* Pennywise
* Penguin
* Annie Wilkes
* Toad
* Catwoman
* Max Shreck
* Dr. Evil
* Psylocke
* Jean Grey
* Bellatrix Lestrange
* Saruman
* Thanos
* Herman Dietrich
* Arnold Thot
* Doctor Belloq
* Walter Donovan
* Irino Spalko
* Roger Drone
* Mola Ram
* Lady Deathstike
* Hannibal Lector
* Khan
* Rancor (offscreen)
* Jabba The Hutt
* John Doe
* Scarecrow
* Two-Face
* Sabretooth
* Eye of Adversary
* Queen Ravenna
* Emma Frost
* Rita Repulsa
* Grendal's Mother
* Maleficent
* Archangel
* Green Goblin
* Boba Fett
* Sar Lac Pit
* Headless Horseman
* Jared the Goblin King
* Shelob
* Alien
* Amanda Waller
* Katana
* El Diablo
* Alien
* Seth Brundle
* Edgar the bug
* Warrior Bug
* Electro
* Carrie White
* Beetlejuice
* Regan McNeil
* Annabelle
* Tiffany
* Medusa
* Alien Queen
* King Kong
* Face Hugger
* Flying Monkeys
* Koba
* Alonzo Harris
* Slimer
* Gozer
* Snoke
* Emperor Palpatine
* Count Dooku
* Zorg
* Tripod
* Sentinel
* Doctor Octopus
* Joffrey Baratheon
* Cersei Lannister
* Captain Barbosa
* Lawrence Talbot
* Queen Akasha
* Lestat
* Shark
* Tony Montana
* Killer Croc
* The Lizard
* T-Rex
* Smaug
* Godzilla
* Ernst Stavro
* Oddjob
* O-Ren Ishii
* Hands Landa
* Roy Batty
* Walter White
* Jesse Pinkman
* Neil McCauley
* Vincent Vega
* Jules Winnfield
* Vito Corleone
* Magneto
* T-X
* Miles Quaritch
* Iron Monger
* Megatron
* Frankenstein Monster
* Bride of Frankenstein
* Pin Head
* Anton Chigurh
* Sebastian Shaw
* Hal 9000
* The Thing
* Sentinel
* Doomsday
* Batman
* Darth Xenomorph
* Deadpool
* Oscar
* Charles Xavier
* Vision
* Doctor Manhattan
* Nightcrawler