Thunder Fart Frog

Thunder fart frogs are cyan frogs with big googly eyes and electric flatulence. Few other beings in all the WTF Realms wield a more lethal fart attack making this googly eyed amphibian a force to reckoned with!

## Description

Thunder fart frogs are goat sized frogs typically colored cyan though they can also come in light blue or green, yellow, or pink. Their home realm is Primania, but they've also been brought to Llebocat where they've made themselves at home in the Big Smelly Bog. They're most at home in swamps and caverns and are mainly active at night. The frogs have large googly eyes that can see in the dark, lanky yet powerful legs for hopping 6 feet away, whitish undersides, and large mouths and tongues for swallowing smaller prey whole. These creatures feed mainly on worms and insects but will also hunt any smaller animals they can fit in their mouths just like ordinary frogs. Interestingly however, they're also frequent eaters at Chipotle. Some hypothesize that their food empowers their electric flatulence, as Taco Bell's menu would give their electricity too much power and cause the frog itself to explode. Whether or not Chipotle truly enhances their thunder elemental farts, it is definite that the frogs use them well as a defense against attackers, and only the clever and or most thunder resistant predators can successfully hunt and eat these amphibians. However, the super hyper cuckoo croc is the thunder fart frog's natural predator thanks to its stealth, attack speed, and, most importantly, its high resistance to it's electricity.

## Useful Tips

Thunder fart frogs are usually docile and only dangerous to whatever other creatures are smaller than themselves, but they will fart if they feel threatened and unable to hop away! If this is the case, there are handy ways to avoid being shocked like fudge.

1. Just leave the damn frog be if you don't need to hunt it! It's so freaking simple!!
2. Keep away from their butts and stay to either the front or sides; preferably the front.
3. If you have any food from Chipotle, let the frog have it! It will become peaceful again if you let it eat some Chipotle, especially tacos. Chipotle tacos also are perfect bait to lure thunder fart frogs into traps as are worms and beetles.
4. Splash it with soy milk, for thunder fart frogs are vulnerable to this fake milk!
5. Thunder fart frogs hate golf, so a golf club is very effective against them.

## Subspecies

The white thunder fart frog is a very rare subspecies with stronger thunder farts and leaping abilities. While normal thunder fart frogs favor tacos at Chipotle, white ones favor the quesadillas there and eat crap loads of them to give them the maximum thunder power they need for their farts. They're most numerous in the Big Smelly Bog in Llebocat despite their origins in Primania's swampiest forests.

## Significance to WTF Culture

Thunder fart frogs have always been highly respected and sometimes feared for their thunderous flatulence, and they've also been admired for their colors and googly eyes. Some hunters try to catch them for their meat and to harness their electricity as a weapon enhancement, but their agility and electricity make them difficult prey. Some nitwits even believe that Chipotle's food can give them electric farts too, but it only works on the frogs. Still, some people just never learn or give up.

## References

The model for the thunder fart frog came from the model for the five fabulous froggish tenors thanks to the goofy big eyes on them.

Sauce: https://zelda.fandom.com/wiki/Fabulous\_Five\_Froggish\_Tenors