Five

## Five Guy

**Five Guy** is a henchman for neon street-gang, The Depression— and Vicar's right hand. She has a reputation for her effervescent personality and whims.

## Biography

### Appearance

Five is 5'5 and fucking stacked. Her stringy blonde hair is usually tied back and with a side-shave. She has a round soft face with big, round, seafoam green eyes. She has thin lips and a once-broken nose.

Her mother is an anime woman, so Five's appearance is slightly stylized and cherubic. She has a top-heavy body with thick thighs and washboard abs. She is equal parts soft and round and hard and squared out.

### Personality

Five is clear-headed and honest. She is her most authentic self at all times, and is motivated by the want to see those around her succeed.

She accepts every person for who they are— faults and all, and has no interest in changing anyone. She wants to create a fun, comfortable atmosphere right now, whenever that may be, whoever it might be with, and whoever they are in this moment.

She is great at keeping secrets, as she has nothing to prove by sharing them.

### Childhood

Daughter to a mother of 13 kids, Five was the fifth-born child. During pregnancy, her mother fell into a wormhole and her unborn child was bewitched with the numeral V. Her given name is Veronica, but she's been henchman #5 since she met the depression.

Five doesn't know who her father is, but with twelve siblings, she's had enough stilted familial figures to make up for it.

Despite her massive family, she was sort of a latchkey kid. She raised herself and was never under a watchful eye. This resulted in hard times, but those hard times for her meant growth. The city was her family.

She feels lucky that she could find a home, and part of her is grateful that she didn't inherit her birth family's generational abuse cycles.

### Career

Her place in the depression on paper is something akin to "muscle," but the morale she supplies is just as important. She knows every crew member's name and has the personality of a football mascot— things would feel different if she were gone.

Over the years her role has developed into something of a parkour-adjacent administrative assistant.

## Relationships

*"I love rice, but I love Vicar more," Five finishes tapping out some words on her phone & looks back up at Sinclair, "I like you too though, let's eat rice together some other time."*

### Vicar

Vicar Dickhearts is her best friend. They eat together, they drink together, and they create together. They are each other's go to creative partners and they have complete faith in one another.

Vicar hired Five years ago at a particular low point for her, and despite her best efforts to smooth out his worry lines, he's never quite stopped feeling like her safety is his responsibility. She's thankful she can at least be somebody he can lean on, as to return the favor and because if it weren't her, there would be nobody there to support the weight he carries.

She loves to get reactions out of him, it's not uncommon to hear her cackle coming from his office.

### Clerk

Clerk is Five's half-brother, and the only blood relation she still feels kin with. He's significantly older than her, but looks much younger. They both share a complete lack of indoor-voice.

Five sees Clerk as a bomb that's ready to go off at a second's notice, a bundle of tension that's ready to snap at any perceived indignation— and it delights her. It's never dull with Clerk around.

She visits his apartment without notice sometimes, and he makes her wait outside for ten minutes while he cleans and yells at her though the door.

### Reuben

Reuben is a local musician and member of the depression. Sometimes he sends Five pictures of the sights he see while climbing and she thinks it's so cool. She respects anyone who takes life by the horns and goes anywhere they want to.

### Sinclair

Sinclair is a friend of Five's and someone she sells to. Sinclair never lies to Five and is always willing to share her food. Five thinks she's good people.

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## Trivia

* Five has no reservations about nudity, but you will almost never see her topless— she needs the back support.
* Her eyes are quite narrow, but she's almost always expressing them wild eyed, wide open and enthusiastic.
* Her shoe size is 5.

## See also

* Vicar
* The Depression

## External links

* NaCaF Comic
* Drug Prose