Honey

* Teen
* Adult

Honey is a Phone Fling girl from the 1990s. Because time travel is involved, you need at least 25x Prestige to unlock her.
"She's got kind of a crazy story to share with you. Only 90s kids will understand this one. But you don't need to be born in the 90s to appreciate Honey's other, umm... attractive qualities."

She got your number and her phone from a genie after she "rubbed one out" on the genie's lamp. The lamp was given to her by a vaudeville-style villain.

The genie told her to look for a place "Where [she] left [her] dreams" and to make them come true... which apparently is her treehouse.

In the present year when she was looking through her stuff to use for a yard sale, she rediscovered the same phone that contacted you from the 90s. She uses it to contact you again in the recent year.

After the event where she went back home, she had a farewell episode where she reminisced about zany stuff that happened during the show. Since you last heard from her, she went to college, got married and had children. Her kids are soon grown enough to live on their own and her spouse is recently deceased. She is now a widow who's joined several clubs, including the "Suburban Ladies' Baking Association".

## Personality

Honey is a 1990s girl who gets into various misadventures (e.g. travelling with King Arthur, thanks to some X-ray goggles that got some potion on them). She likes to roller skate, and is fiercely competitive with her rival, the perky Becky Brewner. Her life has seemed somewhat more contrived than normal lately - she recently broke a witch's curse by jumping in her roller skates over a singing shark. At least this latest adventure involving you started in a more reasonable way than that one!

As an adult, she became more mature with an open mind on reality.

## Trivia

* Honey is a family-friendly fantasy TV show character that leans against the fourth wall.
* She has a magical troll called Fergel, that lives in her attic.
* She has a younger sister
* Her rival's name is Becky Brewner.
* She has literally jumped the shark.

## References

* The wand/"Honey Stick" she holds in her third photo is based on Sailor Moon's Crescent Moon Wand, and the teddy bear she holds appears to be inspired by the Care Bears.
* Her rival, Becky Brewner, may be a shout-out to the 80s sitcom *Punky Brewster*.

## Messages

Honey's texts to you depend pretty heavily on both the options you choose and on whether you are playing in SFW mode or Moist and Uncensored mode. Aside from the long pauses and the brief pauses after your replies, Honey's texts appear at a rapid fire pace. This is odd, given her characterization, unless it is one of the Magical effects of her Magical Phone.

### Moist version

The NSFW conversation starts to diverge from the SFW conversation after Honey asks you what year it is (56/92).

### Second Conversation

Honey texts you back in the present year from looking through her stuff to use for a yard sale and busy making cupcakes for a bake sale club. She asks you if you're real or not from remembering the sexual experience she had with you from the treehouse.

### NSFW version

1. ↑ Crystal Pepsi was one of most popular Soft drinks in 90s.
2. ↑ Honey is here! Steam announcement
3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 Aladdin and the 40 Leaves refers to the folk tale Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves (which the Disney Aladdin movies are also loosely based upon).
4. ↑ Many anime with naked female characters are censored by erasing the nipples.
5. ↑ (Just barely escaping from) being burned as a witch is a reference to the "Witch" scene in the 1975 film *Monty Python and the Holy Grail*. ("If you ask me though, there was something shifty about that duck..." - the witch in that scene is weighed against a duck)
6. ↑ 6.0 6.1 Several TV shows have their characters announce the commercial breaks.
7. ↑ 7.0 7.1 "The Excellent Adventure" is likely a shout-out to the 1989 film Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.
8. ↑ "Jumping the shark" is a reference to a 1977 episode of Happy Days and idiomatically emphasizes Honey's writers "phoning it in."
9. ↑ Cyndi Lauper's She Bop music video, from 1984. (and Wikipedia entry)

## Gallery

Tadaa! It's Honey!This was what my #1 dream would have looked like...Here you go! I had a little EXTRA help from my favorite ~~"magic wand"~~ "Honey Stick", back from my awkward teen years.Here you go :)Here I am again, for your viewing pleasure ;)Please be nice!
### Phone Fling Gallery (Mobile Version Exclusive)

Look at these ridiculous beauties! Hahaha!The "Treasure" was treasure! Behold - the photo that solved the puzzle!