A Large Bothan the Size of a Small Bothan

> *We continue our journey through the second Alphabet Squadron book, discussing chapters 7-9 of Shadow Fall by Alexander Freed aka Shadowsan.*
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## A **Star Wars Question**:

How we feeling about the Mandalorian, team?

## **Highlights:**

* "I am very relevant with the youths!" -Rogue Six
* "Ash and Saf's D&D Hour" sounds like a great patreon exclusive.
* Harsh Truth Podron
* we're not going to let a transphobe come between us and Star Wars.

* Buy Saf's Book!
* Buy Saf's Book!
* Buy Saf's Book!
* Alexander Shadowsan Sempai
* Being held close to the Empire's Bosom.
* I've heard of an Empire Waist bu never an empire bosom!
* Point the 1st: BOTHANS
* Point the 2nd: Quantitative Research is baseball stats for sociologists.
* Bothawooee Bothawooee Bothawooee! Howard Stern's Penis.
* A large meteor the size of a small meteor
* "They call it the Boba Fett method." "No, YOU call it the Boba Fett method."
* Known Imperials: Doritos, Darjeeling, and Toblerone
* Mods asleep post smooth Bothan.
* Rogue Leader: The Person Most Here For Blood Cults
* Herra Syndulla Tarot Cards please!
* 37:00 A HUG!

Dramatic Reading: Chapter 7 (Narrator is Meg, ITO is Danny, Yrica Quell is Saf)

* LOL, "grievous"
* It's very rude to rotate your syringe at people.
* "I usually try to find fun things for dramatic readings but...." -[Rogue Seven]
* 46:00 Captain Namir from page twelve of Star Wars Battlefront Twilight Company!
* Pay no attention to the artificial bessalisk torso in the corner.

Dramatic Reading: Chapter 7 (Narrator is Saf, "The Captain" is Ash, Wyl Lark is Meg, Chass is Danny)

* Freed's 3rd Sin: Making us hot for a Y-WING PILOT!
* Nath is hot timestamps: 1:07:29, 1:08:40
* The Planet Catradora
* The Illuminating Brilliance of Starlight
* A big bowl of Bram Chowda with a side of Jin Fries!
* BROOSH! 1:01:10
* Me and the lads are gonna grab a pint at WINKERS
* Chass "Neither problematic Nor Relateable" na Chadic
* Kairos is ALWAYS her own category.
* "The Vurk sounds kinda hot" Rogue Leader, resident scaley
* ***BLOOD CULT!*** 1:05:36
* Military Rank Podron 1:13:35
* "*Where's a rotating syringe when you need one?*" - Danny
* What is Higher Moff Mantooine Mantooine the 3rd up to nowadays???
* A bunch of Civil War Jennifers
* Saf sits in a chair like she always does. Like a Bisexual.
* "*The high velocity impact is my tears...*" - Meg
* "*And the pitted surface is my kindle*!" - Saf

## **Responses to Last Episode's Glistener Question:**

What voice would IT-O use when therapizing you???
(and for Saf, what does Toblerone Broosh's moustache look like?)

**Rogue Leader**: Satoshi Hino (aka Daichi Sawa from Haikyuu!!), an actual chocolate toblerone

**Rogue Six**: Alpha the dog from Pixar's UP, a toblerone but made of actual facial hair

**Rogue Nine**: Same voice as Ash's therapist (Jennifer) IRL, not a Hitler 'stache (but close enough)

**Rogue Seven**: Colonel Kepler from Wolf 359,

### **Glistener Responses:**

* TomtheFanboy-- Mustache: The Kaiju Rodan hatching from the Wutang Clan logo but painted in Stuart Semple's Black 2.0, IT-0: Steven Fry (also re: pronunciation and spelling)
* Abigail -- Broosh has the mustache of Skimbleshanks the railway cat. IT-0:Dexter Jettster
* Kettch-22 -- Broosh has a "Rollie Fingers" mustache. IT-O would therapize using Gara/Lara/Kirney's voice.

Second Wave Answers....

* Abby -- IT-0 has Abby's own voice.
* Jim Erso -- Broosh has an Imperial, slender, penciled in Gomez Addams mustach extending all the way to his jawline. IT-0: Patrick Warburton
* DinnerLeader -- Mustache is Steel Wool
* Baby Yoda Apparently -- Frasier
* Liam -- IT-0: Liam's IRL therapist voice.
* X-Wings & History -- IT-0:Goliath from Gargoyles (aka [https://youtu.be/7LO3uanU2OQ?t=155 Keith David). Broosh's mustache would put the CIVIL WAR in Galactic Civil War.
* Swara -- Saruman the White (so... Count Dooku???)
* Jason-- ITO sounds like Daffy Duck. Tobey's mustache is this.
* Brett -- Toblerone's mustache looks like a chocolate croissant.
* Bethany -- IT-0: Giancarlo Esposito
* Curt -- Borat for both.
* Peter -- Sam Elliott for both.
* Tomas -- IT-0: David Attenburough. Mustache: Colonel John H King

Honorable Mention:

* Mike -- IT-0: Tom Milson
* Margaret -- IT-0: Patrick Stewart. The mustache is normal, but he puts glitter in it.

**Glistening Bodhi goes to: Abigail (from Ash), and a slightly smaller glistening Bodhi to Jim Erso (from Danny).**

A Glistening Borgullet for X-Wings & History.