Civilization: Jetpacks, Cobalt Bombs and Magic Hobos

EgoGee

EVERYONE CHOOSE THE NAME OF YOUR CIVILIZATIONS!

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Finn168719

Finnittania

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EgoGee

Eagleland

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Finn168719

Now everyone, make the backstory of your Civilization!

5:30

EgoGee

Should each civilization have a single bonus

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ADgee

I choose Awesominia

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EgoGee

Like faster travel by sea for example?

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Finn168719

Or faster researching

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ADgee

SPEED HACK! YES!

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EgoGee

Speed hack doesn't count

It's a civilization bonus

That is small but affects your decisions

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Finn168719

Or even faster building speed

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EgoGee

Eagleland's Bonus: Faster time building cities, but only cities.

Normal time to build anything else

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ADgee

Awesominia's Bonus : Faster and more efficient machines,but only some few machines

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Finn168719

Finnittania Backstory: Mertonia and Littneria merges in the British Isles to become one. Gets in war with Roman Empire

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Beckitten27

i don't think i'm interested

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User909

Neo-Assyria is a nation which drags from old Mesopotamia. They are excellent fighters and believe Ashur, the god of war, is pleased by each of their. They are exceptionally cruel and expansionist. BONUS: Can double attack from two to two turns

Everything else is average

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Finn168719

Finnittania's Bonus : Civilians are as dangerous as the soldiers

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User909

Their government is a theocratic monarchy

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Finn168719

Because of that, the Civilians will open a can of whoop ass when fighting the invaders

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EgoGee

Eagleland's backstory may be found in Earthbound and Earthbound Beginings

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ADgee

Awesominia Backstory : Crisis in a war for the old antic AR,and those reunited with others regions to make Awesominia.

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User909

Their territory spans Iran, Syria, Turkey, Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Armenia and Azerbaijan (result of their long term military campaigns)

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Pickleodeon

Pickle-Breegee Empire Backstory: An underground empie made from many old abandoned mine shafts

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Finn168719

Extra in Finnittania's Backstory : They are just an atheist nation, relying only on Science

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ADgee

Awesominia Territories : Spain,France,Portugal,half Europe,1/4 Russia and, 0.5/4 Australia

Now,what about the anthems?

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Finn168719

Finnittania's territory spanning : The Entire British Isles, Scandivania, and Poland

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EgoGee

Sister bothering me

gtg

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Finn168719

bye

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ADgee

bye

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User909

bye

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Finn168719

Finnittania's war anthem : Hell March

Time to start

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User909

Ye

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ADgee

Awesominia Normal Anthem : Wavin' Flag

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Finn168719

And the Finnitanian-SPQR war is getting intresting

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ADgee

War Anthem\*

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Finn168719

Finnittanian soldiers are sent to Italy to cripple the Romans' military supply, but they are ambushed by the Romans' new ally... 'Murica! (roll)

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User909

Neo-Assyria (or simply Assyria)'s anthem: I Wish from Infected Mushroom.

Neo-Assyria sends their troops to invade Israel (roll)

I'll roll for Finn

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Finn168719

I will roll

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Pickleodeon

UPBE spans all of north america

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Beckitten27

this seems interesting to watch

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Finn168719

Underground of North America\*

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User909

[4] The Finnittanian soldiers are successful and the military supply from Rome is damaged.

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Pickleodeon

Whatever

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Mangoman35

Here to watch as always. Hello everyone.

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Finn168719

As America, who ambushed the Finnittanian Soldiers are fighting them off

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Beckitten27

this is a CIV RP, i don't like to participate in those. but i do find it fun to watch sometimes

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ADgee

wait,is dialogue used in CivRP's

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Finn168719

The American soldiers were slaughtered while attempting to ambush the Finnittanian soldiers

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User909

Only in meetings or things like that

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Pickleodeon

I have no idea how this works

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ADgee

oh

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Finn168719

The Finnittanian however began working on creating the Basic Alchemy

Which may involve FMA Alchemy

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Pickleodeon

btw today is Micheal Rosen's birthday

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User909

The Assyrians already have the modern technology and are already on their way on developing new weapons

(btw Finn, you said you'd roll for me)

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Finn168719

Oh yea I forgot

I thought it was in the Ancient times

[3] The Assyrians managed to conquer a few in Israel due to the Israel's powerful military fending them off

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ADgee

The Awesominian scientifics start working on a fast-speed transportation machine.After some years,they invent a jetpack

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Pickleodeon

Meanwhile, the UPBE have discovered how to make space ships travel at light speed

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ADgee

months\*

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Finn168719

The Finnittanians decide to work on a Bio-weapon to flush out the large enemies

Meanwhile, it was in the Modern Times

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Pickleodeon

The discovery, however, weakens their economy temorariy

\*temporarily

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User909

Assyrians develop exo-skeletons in order to make their soldiers more resistant, agile, able to carry more weight and also developing an equipment which raises their reflexes

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Finn168719

The United Soviet 'Gees Union emerges in Russia, Vowing for world domination

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ADgee

The Awesominians test the "jet-pack" with a very experienced person on transportation devices (roll)

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User909

I'll roll

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ADgee

ok

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Pickleodeon

What does roll mean?

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ADgee

Show it him,909

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Finn168719

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Roleplay/RollToDodge

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Pickleodeon

The UPBE launches a single nuke at the USGU

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User909

[6] The jetpack works wonderfully. It consumes less fuel than conventional oil and is also more pratical. However, this makes the local automobilistic companies angry and weakens heavily the economy of the Awesominians, causing a stock market crash.

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Pickleodeon

(roll)

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User909

Assyria tries to conquer the rest of Israel (roll)

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Finn168719

I will roll

[5] The Assyrians managed to conquer Israel and assimilating the entire population into their culture

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Pickleodeon

Who will do my roll?

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ADgee

me

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User909

Assyria's conquest to Israel, along with their current territory, gives them even more oil, making them very rich

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ADgee

[2] It didn't really work.It was a failure

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User909

Multiple jews migrate from Israel due to the repressive government and go to another countries, hoping to be accepted

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ADgee

Now,a meeting was being held on Awesominia

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User909

Assyria starts working in secret to an "improvement" to their conventional and boring nuke

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Finn168719

The Bio-weapon is dubbed as Necronsis, using it on the person will result in the victim's flesh starting to rot away, and modifying their thoughts to spread it to people through biting

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Pickleodeon

The UPBE goes to war with the USGU, and sends a goodwill ambassador to Awsominia for possible help

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Finn168719

The USGU attempts to launch multiple nuclear missiles at UPBE (roll)

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Pickleodeon

I'll do it

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ADgee

The Awesominian government tell them they don't want to get in trouble

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Finn168719

The Finnittanian Ion Cannon Project has started

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User909

[DOUBLE ATTACK] Assyria attacks Egypt in order to capture the territory (roll)  (In double attacks you roll the dice twice and you post the best result. Assyria can only do this from two to two attack turns though)

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ADgee

Since when does the double attack exist?

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User909

It's my civ's bonus

I stablished it right in the beginning

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ADgee

I wish I did

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User909

Well, you didn't

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Pickleodeon

[3] The USGU's missles are all eaten by a magic flying hobo man, but they explode inside him, causing radioactive air pollution across North America

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Finn168719

The magic flying hobo man is erased from existance

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Pickleodeon

@ADgee ok

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ADgee

NOT enough serious

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User909

(Will someone roll for me?)

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Finn168719

I will roll

The first is [6], and the second is [2]

Which means [6] is the best result

5:56

User909

Hmmmmm

Yea

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ADgee

In the meeting

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Finn168719

[6] Assyria manages to capture Egypt but the problem is, they wasted many resources and ammunitions, and the civilians started attacking the Assyrians

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Pickleodeon

The magic flying hobo man comes back due to some radioactive air reaching the bermuda triangle. Realizing this beings power, the UPBE attempt to get him on their side.

5:57

User909

Assyria tries to supress the rebellion and, in order to solve their other problems, to enslave the egyptians (roll)

5:57

Finn168719

The magic flying hobo man doesn't exist

Because it's a serious type

RP

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Pickleodeon

(roll)

oh sorry

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Finn168719

I will roll for 909

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ADgee

Awesominian Governemnt Representant : We have to do something! Our economy has weakened HEAVILY. We now need to make jetpacks only usable for the army.

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Pickleodeon

The magic flying hobo man is actually a disguised nuke launched by the UPBE. After discovering this, they launch it back at the UPBE.

\*USGU

(roll)

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Finn168719

[2] Assyria has managed to suppressed the rebellion and enslaves the egyptians, but the problem is, the ammunition is scarce in the military and they recieved multiple attacks by the USGU, probably because the USGU thinks it's a best chance to strike them down

[6] \*

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User909

Assyria declares war against the USGU and launchs missiles to their territory (roll)

I'll roll for Pickle

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Finn168719

I will roll for 9098

090\*

909\*

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ADgee

The (Awesominian) government make a election to choose to make the jetpacks army-use only,for the good of the economy (roll)

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Finn168719

[3] Few missiles entered one of USGU's territory, dealing little damage to them, but most of them were destroyed by UGSU artilery

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User909

[6] The nuke sends waves and waves of radiations. For some reason, though, people become very sensitive of the ambiental impacts caused by the nukes. Multiple protests happen in the UPBE territory and some nations cut their trade routes with them

I'll roll for AD

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ADgee

ook

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Finn168719

The Finnittanian Ion Cannon project's process is complete

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Pickleodeon

Pickleodeon is assassinated and an unknown facist leader takes The vice president, Breegee, steps down from his position and secretly forms a resistance.

6:05

Finn168719

Finnittania began to colonize the moon, with the Genesis Device being researched

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User909

[1] The election results in people denying making it solely for the army, since the citizens thought it would be unfair having the army with better and cheaper mobility while the citizens have clumsy and expensive cars. The automobile companies are not able to influence enough people though

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Finn168719

Finnittania began searching for the most advanced nation in the world (roll)

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User909

The Assyrians have finished their nuclear bomb modification, calling it "C-Bomb", short for Cobalt Bomb. The bomb launches an enormous amount of radiation while dealing similar damage compared to the traditional nuclear bomb.

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Pickleodeon

The new fascist leader of the UPBE attempts to take over South America. (roll)

6:07

Finn168719

The Ion cannon strike could unleash an earthquake, dealing even more damage

I will roll

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User909

[DOUBLE ATTACK] The Assyrians send a cobalt bomb to the USGU to contaminate their land with radioactivity (roll)

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Finn168719

And then I will roll for 909 next

6:08

ADgee

Awesominia is now on a slight economic crisis,so they request Finnitania for it (roll)

#toomuchrolls

6:08

User909

I'll roll for AD

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ADgee

ok

6:08

User909

oh wait

thats up to Finn actually

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Pickleodeon

I call next roll

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User909

you don't need to roll

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Pickleodeon

I meant next time there's a roll I'll do it

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Finn168719

[3] New leader of the UPBE managed to conquer a few territory in South America due to large armies in South America attacking them

[5] Assyria ended up sending whole bunch of cobalt bombs to the USGU, ended up killing all the communist population, but doesn't harm the neighboring countries for weird reason

Finnittania accepts Awesominia's offer

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User909

The territory of the USGU is now completely sterile. Almost no life form, save for some micro-organisms, can inhabit that place.

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Finn168719

Finnittania's genesis project is 70% complete

6:12

User909

Whole forests which were full of life are now graveyards, full of withered-away trees and animal bones

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ADgee

btw the request was for help\*

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Pickleodeon

The UPBE resistance starts digging underground the new South American land. In the process, they discover oil and attempt to sell it to Finnittania in secret.

(roll)

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User909

Assyria tries to invade Turkemenistan (roll)

I'll roll for Pickle

6:13

Finn168719

[1] The UPBE resistance are ambushed by the fascists, killing multiple rebels

6:13

User909

wait

thats also up to Finn

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Finn168719

Finnittania offers Assyria for an alliance in exchange for some of the colonies in the moon

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User909

(btw, who'll roll 4 me?

6:14

ADgee

me

6:14

Pickleodeon

A UPBE Civil War starts

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ADgee

[4] They succesfully invade Turkemenistan,most of the inhabitants are killed. The rest bow for mercy.

6:15

Finn168719

The Genesis Project is now complete

The Genesis Device was used on the Moon, terraforming it

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User909

In an act of spite, Assyria launches a nuke at China (roll)

\*Cobalt bomb

6:17

Finn168719

Multiple civilizations started wondering why did the moon became earth-like

I will roll

6:19

ADgee

The Awesominian Governement have the idea of installing the jet-packs on the automobiles,but with a moderation system to prevent accidents.They request the automobile companies for permission (roll)

6:19

User909

I'll roll

6:19

Finn168719

China starts laughing over Assyria's failed attempt to launch a cobalt bomb at them, humilating them

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User909

[2] The automobile companies state they have to think about it. They don't answer for some weeks...

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Pickleodeon

The UPBE resistance attempts to steal a rocket to travel to the moon to establish a base there. (roll)

6:21

Finn168719

I will roll

6:21

User909

Assyrian launches a C-Bomb specifically at Guangzhou, instead (roll)

6:21

ADgee

ill roll

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Finn168719

[4] The Resistance has successfully stole a rocket and establish a base on an earth-like Moon