Sydney E Taylor

Sydney in 2081

Alabama Miner

Queen Of Mordor

Gold Miner

Cursed Being (by The Light One)

Goku's Mom (by Mac Kliennaker)

Fucking hoe (by Alex Ramirez)

Hillbilly Emo Junkie Bitch (by General Kilgore)

Claire Alacran (daughter)

Sydney Taylor (more commonly known by the nickname "Gold Digger", is the ex-wife of drug lord El Patron II, and also a member of the infamous Hillbillies. She is notorious for pretending to be romantically invested in rich, powerful men, just so she can steal their money and valuable goods. Due to this she is wanted across the omniverse by many planets and realms, including the FRC.

## Biography

### Early life

Sydney Taylor was born on September 15th 2060. She grew up in downtown Toronto Canada, in an upper class family. Her childhood was peaceful and uneventful. This would all change very quickly though.

### The Hilbilly raid of Toronto

In mid 2070, when she was 9 years old, the Hillbillies raided downtown Toronto, killing almost all of the men, raping the women and stealing the children. The hillbillies took her back to their HQ in Alabama, and forced her, along with many other children, to become slaves. They forced them to mine for gold in the caves beneath Alabama. The slaves were poorly treated and many of the children either starved to death or died because of dangerous conditions in the caves.

### Life as a slave

After she was kidnapped she was brought to the gold caves underneath Alabama, and forced to mine. She spent 5 years working constantly in very horrible conditions. During her time in the mines she was constantly sexually assaulted by hillbilly guards, and sometimes even some of the slaves. Due to this she started falling into depression, and tried to commit suicide by slitting her wrists with a rock. The hillbillies caught her however, and punished her by forcing her to mine for extra hours and also to suck their dicks. The hillbillies never raped her though,because they preferred to fuck their blood relatives instead of non related people. One evening in early 2075 Hillbilly God came to the mines to supervise operations. He spotted Sydney and called out to her. She pretended to not hear him, but a guard hillbilly grabbed her roughly and brought her to Hillbilly God. He examined her and then asked her: "Are you good at giving head?" She looked away and ignored him. He grabbed the side of her face and forced her to look at him. He decided to find out and he took her to an empty part of the cave, where he told Sydney to take off her clothes. She said "No way, weirdo. " In response, Hillbilly God took out his golden Magnum and aimed it at Sydney. "Lemme try again. Take off your clothes girlie, or i'll put one right in the middle of that pretty face of yours". She had no choice, and thus stripped naked. Hillbilly God motioned for her to go to him. She did, and he started touching her. She closed her eyes and tried to move away, but he was too strong. Eventually he stopped and sat down, and told her to suck his cock. She shook her head and tried to back away,but Hillbilly God grabbed her and forced her on her knees. He cocked the hammer of the gun to scare Sydney. She reluctantly gave him a blowjob. He was dissatisfied however, and grabbed her by the neck and forced her to deepthroat him. He eventually gave up and threw her aside. By this point Sydney was crying and curled up in a ball on the ground. Hillbilly God considered raping her, but decided that fucking his sister was better. He spat on her and left, instructing the guards to leave her there for a day. During her time there she became even more depressed than before. She started going crazy, due to her depression but also due to being in the mines for so long. She gained an insatiable yearning for money and gold, believing it to be the only way she could escape the mines. The next day she was sent back to the mining area. Some weeks passed by, and one day a male slave came up to Sydney and tried to flirt with her. She had no interest in him however, but he kept trying to romance her. He grew annoyed of this and tried to force himself on her. She made him stop and said that if he wanted to "do it", she would bring him to an empty area where no one could see. She led him there and he started taking his clothes off. She however, had brought a sharp rock, the same one with which she had tried to kill herself. She ran at the slave, and tackled him to the ground. Before he could get up, she started stabbing him over and over, until his guts were splattered all over her. Covered in blood, she began laughing out loud, and continued to stab the already dead boy. After a while she stopped and realized what she had done. She broke down crying, and started questioning her existence. She considered trying to kill herself again, but decided against it. She got up and found a nearby puddle, which she used to clean the blood off her. She dragged the slave's body to a part of the cave that had a cliff, and threw it into the abyss. She then went back to the mining area and started working again, as if nothing had happened.

### Meeting Matteo Alacran

In mid 2075, El Patron II was visiting the mines in Alabama, to see how things were going. The reason he was there was because he had struck a deal with the Hillbillies, he supplied them with weapons and the hillbillies repaid him by giving him gold, which he would use for his personal gain but would also sometimes to make a type of heroin called "Golden Heroin", which was more addictive and slightly less harmful than normal heroin. He was being led through the mines by a hillbilly guard when he laid eyes on Sydney. She turned around just in time to notice him, and they locked eyes. El Patron II came up to her and started chatting with her. After a while he offered her the chance to have dinner with him at his mansion, and she gladly accepted. On the way there they talked some more and started becoming friends. They arrived and had dinner. During the dinner they talked even more and started falling in love. After they were done eating Matt brought her to his bedroom. The room was lavishly decorated, with gold decorations everywhere. Sydney noticed this and her craving for gold started to overcome her. She resisted however, and Matt and her talked for a few more hours. Since they were horny teenagers however, their instincts overcame them and they started kissing passionately. Soon enough they both had lost their virginity. They went to sleep next to each other. Sydney however, started contemplating her options. She had a crush on Matt, but her fixation on gold was proving too overpowering. She got out of bed and walked over to a golden statue of Zeus. Her craving overpowered her, and she no longer had any feelings for Matt. All she wanted was gold, and more gold. Matt noticed her and walked over to her, asking what was wrong. She dismissed it as nothing, and went back to sleep. She however, didn't fall asleep immediately. She started thinking of ways to become rich, and thought of one way: she would pretend to be in love with Matt, and then screw him over by taking all his money.

### Marriage to El Patron II

Her plan was gonna take a long time to actually succeed however, since she had to get very close to Matt. She became Matt's girlfriend, and she led him on to believe that she was deeply in love with him. They "dated" each other for about a year, and in 2076 Matt proposed to her. She accepted and they got married in Mid 2076. After going on their honeymoon to Kliennaker Society, they returned to Opium. Matt introduced her to the Golden Heroin, and for a brief period of time she became addicted to it due to it containing small quantities of gold. This in turn helped feed her craving for gold and allowed her to think more clearly and to feel romantically about Matt again. They held big parties, where they would use a lot of drugs and do stupid shit, like breaking windows.One time Matt was really drunk and high and invited pornstars over.One of them was Lana Rhoades, who at the time was still a porn star. Sydney told Matt to tell the porn stars to leave, but he was too intoxicated and so ignored her.He started flirting with them, and soon enough took Lana, who was also wasted, into the bedroom.Sydney started hearing loud grunts and moans, and barged in.She was horrified at what she saw: Matt fucking the shit out of Lana. She screamed and they stopped banging and tried covering themselves.Sydney ran at Lana, and tackled her and started trying to strangle her, whilst screaming profanities at her and Matt. Matt finally realized what was happening and pried Sydney off of Lana, who at this point was somewhat stunned due to being punched and choked.She got up and told Matt to control "that psychotic bitch", and left. Sydney heard this and tried to run after her again, but Matt stopped her.Thay had a lengthy argument afterwards, with Sydney calling Matt a "unloyal pig". Matt apologized to her, and she eventually forgave him.She became conflicted with herself, as part of her loved him and another part of her wanted to take all his money and run away. She also started drinking alcohol, and also started having sex with Matt regularly, at least twice a day. One day however, she accidentally injected too much heroin and drank a lot of alcohol, and overdosed. This incident forced her to stop taking drugs and alcohol. One day while fucking they weren't careful enough and Matt got Sydney pregnant. At first they panicked, but later they embraced the idea of being parents. 9 months later, in early 2077, Sydney gave birth to their daughter: Claire Alacran. During their first 8 months as parents they both raised Claire with no problems, but Sydney's gold craving was proving too distracting. In order to suppress it, she relapsed and started doing heroin again. Matt disapproved of this, and they started fighting about it. Sydney wanted to be honest with him, but even while high on heroin her craving for gold was too strong and she hid the real reason for her addiction. She instead told him that she had a "fucked up childhood", and that her parents abused her. Matt partially accepted it, but told her that she should find other methods of coping instead of doing drugs. She told him that he was the one who had introduced her to drugs in the first place. Matt fell silent and went to play with Claire instead of arguing with Sydney any longer. Sydney pretended to go to the bathroom, but instead grabbed more Golden Heroin and injected even more than before, hoping to numb her gold craving. Her depression was starting to come up again, and she hated herself for lying to Matt and being unable to tell him the truth. She broke down, and started crying. He heard Matt calling her however, and gathered her composure and went out. She didn't notice that Matt had heard her crying.

### Breakdown of Marriage

During late 2077, her addiction had gotten so bad that if she didn't use heroin at least once every day, she would experience severe withdrawal symptoms, such as severe headaches, nausea, disorientation, among many others. She also became skinnier and her skin became whiter. One incident happened one day in November 2077, when Matt caught her as she was about to inject herself. They argued for a while and Matt took away her drug stash. At first she was fine,but she started going into withdrawal, and started hallucinating, became disoriented, and suffered from a severe headache. This had bad timing, since she and Matt had gone on a business trip to the US, to discuss the possibility of Matt shutting down his drug operations and instead using his money to invest in renewable energy sources. All was going well until her and Matt started arguing in public,due to her being in withdrawal. She started screaming at him, and went outside, grabbed a branch from a tree and started hitting their limousine with it. This event was highly publicized, with the media all around the world spreading rumors that the couple were soon going to divorce. Matt raged at her because she had ruined their reputation, and the US didn't want to negotiate anymore. Sydney dismissed it and they went back to Opium. As soon as they got back, Sydney's withdrawal became even worse, and so Matt was forced to let her take heroin. Similar incidents would happen later on, with one of the worst being the partial destruction of one of Matt's cars. Sydney was so angry at him that she took off in the car, and since she was disoriented she ended up driving into the side of a tractor trailer. Since there was a gap under it, she survived and the car also partially survived, but the roof was ripped off, turning it into a convertible with no windshield. She drove back to the mansion and as soon as she got there, Matt and her got into a shouting match. She threatened to divorce him, but he told her she never would because she loved him too much. They ended the argument by just having angry sex. Matt made her promise to start taking less quantities of heroin everyday, and she reluctantly agreed. At first it proved challenging for her, but eventually in the spring of 2078 she finally overcame her addiction. Their relationship improved and everything seemed fine, until August of 2078 came around. Since she didn't take heroin anymore, her craving for gold wasn't suppressed anymore, and she had to find other ways of suppressing it (mostly by having sex). Her craving became too great however,and she started develping mood swings and lashing out at Matt for even the smallest things. Matt noticed this and tried to help her by taking her on vacation along with their daughter to the beaches of Cancun. This didn't work however, and Sydney kept getting more aggressive and less likeable. It all came to a boiling point some weeks later, when Matt was busy on the phone and Sydney was watching over Claire. Sydney was uncaring however, and didn't notice when Claire jumped off the bed and hit her head on the side of a closet, causing her head to bleed. She started crying and Matt rushed over. He noticed that Sydney seemed uncaring about the incident, and decided he had had enough of her behavior. They started arguing and Matt kicked Sydney out of the bedroom, forcing her to sleep in the living room. At first she realized that she had changed and she wasn't the same person anymore, and tried to apologize to Matt, but he ignored her. Eventually she gave up and with nothing to do, her gold addiction overcame her. She remembered the plan she had formed 3 years earlier, and decided to finally set it in motion. She waited another year, which during that time period her and Matt would barely talk to each other, and almost always be apart from each other. Sydney decided it was ridiculous, and went to apologize to Matt. Matt reluctantly accepted her apology, and they had sex to make up afterwards. After that, she convinceed Matt to do a bit of heroin, to which Matt agreed. She kept on telling him to take more and more, which he did but then stopped and asked Sydney why she was telling him that. She didn't respond and instead made Matt take more heroin, which cause him to become disoriented and barely able to stand. She explained to him her whole plan, how she had just fallen in love with him due to him having a lot of money, and how it had all led up to that moment. Matt could only sit and listen. She thought of murdering him by making him overdose, but decided that that was too easy and that he should suffer more by watching her leave. She left Matt there, went to the vault and took everything there, including credit cards, debit cards, and approximately 2 billion dollars in cash. She brought everything to the garage, where she picked the car with no roof. She put everything in the back, opened the trunk and removed the tracker which Matt had installed. She then started the car and drove to El Patron's private airport. She ordered the bodyguards to arrange for a plane to take her and the car to Alabama. The bodyguards complied and she arrived in Alabama. She then drove to the Hillbilly HQ, which was the next part of her plan.

### Alliance with the hillbillies

She arrived at Hillbilly HQ, and immediately went to Hillbilly God's house, where she gave him 1 million dollars and demanded that he let her be free and also that he let her use his realm portal. Hillbilly God accepted, and she travelled to Comod. She could have stopped there, but she wanted to be even richer. For 4 months she travelled around the omniverse, pretending to fall in love with rich and powerful men, and would then steal all their money. She got insanely rich because of this, but she still wanted more and more.

### Capture by the FRC

The FRC caught wind of her, and staged a sting operation with Task Force 45 involved, and successfully apprehended her, seizing the vast amount of money that she acquired and gave some back to their owners. They locked her up in the Hendrikov Bay, a maximum security detention camp in Tull for the most dangerous domestic criminals, located in Comod. During her time there, since she had no access to money or gold, she became even crazier and started behaving more like a goblin, lashing out at anyone who came close to her, and always wanting gold. Inside she had to endure a large amount of "enhanced interrogations" and brainwashing. First it was a guard using electro prodders to attempt to extract more information from her, but to no effect as for some strange reason Sydney enjoyed it. Then there was the "Car Battery Clamps" which consisted of clamps being used to deliver electric shocks. No avail. She somehow managed to orgasm before going unconscious. So by the end of the first week of the "interrogations", Mark Johnson, captain of Task Force 45, suggested using an old technique used by the spy agency, called MKULTRA. So the next couple of weeks, she was dosed with LSD and was then programmed by Alex Ramirez to kill 3 targets, Captain Japan, Andrew Deschain and Barney Ross, when she hears the numbers 1 4 1 2 1 8 7 4 5 play out. She stayed there for only a few weeks, and managed to escape by a setup by Mark and Alex's plan.

### Escape

Since the prison was in Comod, sometimes the soldiers of the 6387th division would go to the prison just to make fun of the inmates. Arthur Pendragon happened to be one of them, and came across her cell while wandering around. He called to her and tried to start a conversation with her. She had no interest in him, but then one day changed her mind since she saw him with the level 4 card suspiciously taped on his back used to open almost all doors. Since Arthur was infamous across the omniverse because of his severe sex addiction (He even tried raping Madison in his extreme arousal, but was maced by Alex when he was discovered right before he could shove his stonehard phallus in Madison's unprepared vagina), Sydney lured him by speaking seductively and by making suggestive gestures and movements. Arthur asked her if she had ever rode a horse before, to which she responded "Why don't you come and figure it out for yourself?". Arthur used a level 2 card to open her cell, and soon enough she got on his penis, and started riding him. Arthur enjoyed himself so much that he fell asleep after fornicating her. Sydney took the chance and snatched the level 4 keycard from his shirt, and got out of her cell. She also took Arthur's taser in case anyone tried to stop her. She made her way to the area where they kept the prisoner's belongings, and encountered a guard. She tased him, and got her stuff back. She grabbed her car keys and went to the impound, where she stole her car back. She managed to drive away just in time, since the guards had noticed her escape and had started shooting at her (but they intentionally missed as Mark told them his plan). She started driving towards The Badlands.

### Meeting Andrew Deschain

She drove for hours, and eventually ran out of gas. She tried to push the car, but it was too heavy and the sand also wasn't helping. In the distance, she suddenly heard the sound of marching. It sounded like a big army. She looked at the horizon, and saw hundreds of figures, all marching towards her. She hid in the car and waited until they went by. Their footsteps grew louder and louder, until eventually a command was issued and they all abruptly stopped. Sydney stayed still trying not to make a sound. Suddenly, an orc jumped on the car and stared at her. She froze in place, unable to move. The orc looked at her curiously, and then shouted for some of his comrades to go to him. 3 other orcs came, and they all looked at Sydney. They started talking about what they were gonna do with her, and one of the orcs grabbed her and threw her on the ground. A bunch of other orcs noticed, and they all surrounded her. They started making remarks about "she looks like fresh meat" and how she seemed "juicy, her bones probably taste good". They started getting closer and closer,until suddenly a powerful voice shouted "HALT!!". It didn't sound like an orc. The orcs all moved aside to let whoever had commanded them through. He was a very tall man, wearing menacing looking armor,and a helmet with spikes. He stopped in front of Sydney, towering over her. He asked her "What is a fair lady such as yourself doing around these parts?" Sydney told him that she was driving and that she had ran out of gas. The man took his helmet off, revealing long white hair and a beard. He didn't look old though, he was young, about the same age as her. One of his eyes had a long scar across it. Sydney nonetheless felt instantly attracted to him. He introduced himself as Andrew Deschain. She shook his hand and Andrew offered to take her to his fortress, where she could stay the night and they would refuel her car. She gladly accepted and he gave orders for his army to start marching again. They walked back to his fortress, with some orcs pushing her car all the way there.

### Relationship with Andrew

When they got to the fortress, Andrew personally showed her the room she was gonna stay in. He left her alone for a while to tend to his own business. She started hatching a plan to screw Andrew over, but then he came back and told her that they were gonna have dinner. They sat down and had a lengthy conversation. Sydney soon forgot her plan to steal all of Andrew's money and instead fell in love with him. He also found her attractive, and thus after dinner they went to Andrew's bedroom and had sex. They started dating and 2 months later they got married. Andrew made her his second in command, and granted her the title of "Queen of Mordor". Whenever he would go to conquer a territory or to capture a city, he would bring her along. One day, they happened to be at a gathering where El Patron II happened to be. He spotted Sydney and went to confront her. He was angry at her for leaving and taking almost all of his money, but also because she had just took off without thinking of Claire. She dismissed it and ignored him, but he grabbed her by the arm and started calling her "fucking whore" and "gold digging bitch". Andrew overheard this and told Matt to stop, but he told Andrew to "fuck off, old man". Andrew became angry and punched Matt in the face, sending him to the ground. He turned to leave but Matt shouted at him "Good luck man. That whore is just gonna screw you over. Just wait and see". Andrew went back to where Matt was, picked him up, and threw him onto a table, smashing it in the process. After that he left with Sydney. He asked her "Did you and that guy know each other?" to which Sydney responded "Yeah, we used to be married,even had a kid together. But I fucked him by taking all his money and dissapearing. "Andrew chuckled and they went back to his fortress.

### Betrayal

One day in 2080, she was watching a news broadcast about a successful TF 45 raid on a terrorist base, when she heard the numbers 1 4 1 2 1 8 7 4 5. This triggered her brainwashing and she made her way to where Andrew was sitting. She grabbed a knife and tried to stab him, but he reacted quickly and grabbed her wrist,making her drop the knife. He stood up and asked her why she had tried to murder him, but she stayed silent. He then grabbed her by the neck and started choking her, demanding that she tell him the reason why. He managed to make out 4 words: "They. . . . forced. . . me. . . . to". Andrew asked who, but she didn't respond. He eventually let go because she was turning purple. She fell to her knees, gasping for air. Andrew thought of ways to extract information from her, and tried asking her questions, but she wouldn't respond, so he had to resort to more extreme methods. First, he tortured her with the same methods with that the FRC had used. When this did not work, he used black magic to look into her mind, and found out what had happened: Mark Johnson had tortured her. He was enraged that someone had made his wife suffer like that, and so immediately ordered 300,000 orcs and uruk-hai to assemble, and to raid Kliennaker Society. He let Sydney free and apologized for torturing her. She accepted his apology and asked him if she could go with him on the raid, to which he replied that she had no prior fighting experience. She told him that he could just use magic to teach her, so he accessed her brain and taught her the same fighting techniques that Sauron had taught him. They armed themselves and departed for KS.

### The Great Raid

They travelled to Verdansk, the capital of KS, where the army of orcs tried to raid the city. At first they were moderately successful, managing to breach the city's outer defenses, but then they were met with heavy aerial bombardment, and forced to retreat. They managed to capture one prisoner, and they interrogated him to extract Mark's location. The prisoner didn't know, but he told them of a guy he knew who possibly had knowledge of Mark's whereabouts. The prisoner told them to go to Brazil and look for Loosemouth Larry. They executed the prisoner and made their way to Brazil. Since Larry was being guarded by Favela fags, Andrew called for more reinforcements and they stormed the slums, killing everyone in their path. The gangs killed a lot of orcs since they had guns and the orcs only had swords, but in the end the Favela were outnumbered and died. After the carnage was over, Andrew's scouts searched the city and found Loosemouth Larry injured, hiding in an abandoned building. Andrew went to him and interrogated him, and managed to get Mark's location. According to Larry, he was on an oil rig offshore. Andrew killed Larry by shoving a stick up his ass, and then fed him to the orcs. The remaining orcs got on their boats and started sailing towards the oil rig. They came across a problem however. The closer they got to the oil rig, the temperature started to decrease dramatically. Some orcs died of frostbite, but they managed to prevent further losses by ripping the clothes off the dead gang members' corpses and used them as kindling to light huge bonfires. They were getting closer and closer to the oil rig, and so Andrew ordered the catapults to be loaded with explosive loads and to wait for him to give the signal. He approached the oil rig with Sydney and some orcs by his side, and boarded it. They boarded the oil rig without any engagements, due to the fact that it had been abandoned until recently. As Andrew and Sydney walked along the rig's first level, a loud click erupted and multiple antipersonnel mines flew up and detonated, shredding most of the orcs into pieces. The remaining orcs tried to find cover in the multiple rooms, but more clicks sounded as they were blown to bits by claymore mines. By the end of the carnage, there were meat bits on the ground and blood oozing off the walls. The only survivors of the traps were ten orcs, Sydney and Andrew. "This guy's fuckin' good, " said Andrew. They advanced to the second level and suddenly five orcs were cut down by sentry guns. Andrew bashed them to bits with his sword. "I swear this guy's a fucking player." They advanced to the upper deck, which then the sky turned into night. The head orc grunted, "I have a bad feeling about this...…." Suddenly two shots rang out, four orcs fell with an extra eye socket on their heads. "What the...." "You've come to kill me, yes?" A man said, spinning his gun back into his holster. It was Mark. Andrew gritted his teeth and brought down his sword but another bang occurred and his sword splintered to pieces in his hands. "Not so fast, kid" The only orc left tried to run away but was hit by a knife to the head and fell off the platform. It was an ambush, with what was left of Koch team rappelling down the top building. Andrew yelled and pulled out his main broadsword and swung it, chopping off Lloyd's M16 into a short barreled bolt action, while cutting his left arm and giving him a scar. Colen tried pulling out his akimbo M9s but Andrew deflected the bullets and Sydney shot Colen in the colon. Lauren charged and tackled Sydney and started having a catfight. Andrew turns and tried to decapitate Mark's head but Mark shot him in the hand and crotch, making him drop the sword. As Andrew reached for it, Mark kicked the sword away into the ocean and tossed his pistol to the side and said, "Ok, kid, lets settle this like gentlemen." Andrew bellowed, pulled out a dagger and jumped on top of him. "Fuck you Mark, I fight like a girl!" Mark grabbed the hand with the blade and twisted it backwards. Andrew resisted it like George Floyd resisting arrest, but then Mark handchopped his weak point, his biceps and forced it down. It would've been the end of Andrew if the bitch Sydney wasn't pointing a revolver at Mark. Lauren was in a pool of blood with a knife in her stomach. Mark said, "well shit. You fucking got me this time." Sydney replied, "Yeah, say good bye, you fucking bastard." Suddenly there was a shot and Sydney then was clutching her hand. Mark took this opportunity to push the knife deeper into Andrew's chest. Andrew grunted and squealed like a surrender monkey from France. Sydney screamed, "NO!" and lunged at Mark but there was another movement and a woman plunged her knife into Sydney's bosom. Andrew yelled, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sydney then was shot in the kneecaps by Colen with his secret shit covered sawed off shotgun pulled out his prison wallet. Andrew then yelled, "FIRE!" And the catapults fired, knocking down barrels of refined premium BP oil, blowing up the catapults and the support beams, tilting the oil rig to the side, spilling down junk and some guy's moldy sandvich leftover from the original oil rig users. Sydney tried to grab on to something, but grabbed on the woman's leg, who turned out to be Alex. Alex made a face and grabbed a knife and stabbed Sydney's hand onto the deck. Andrew slipped and got a wooden splinter in his anus, defying logic and lore. Mark grabbed a sky hook and fastened everyone except the dead orcs and Andrew onto it and got rescued by an AC-130 Gunship, which then blew the rest of the rig into pieces. Suddenly the Dark One created a portal and succed the oil rig and Andrew into Tull. Alex inside the AC-130 with Mark and the rest of the boys said, "I think it's time we do a different type of brainwashing........... Lauren will be the one doing the main torture stuff and I'll handle the programming" "Ok, this will be fun."

### Torture and Brainwashing II

Lauren brought her to a Gulag in Comod, where only the worst of criminals were imprisoned. She strapped Sydney to a chair, and heated up a metal rod until it was glowing white.Then Lauren pressed the rod to her ass, and she woke up immediately, screaming. Lauren then said: "Wake up, princess. Time to talk." Lauren then leaned in and asked her. "What's your name?" Sydney looked at her like she was crazy. "Don't you know already?" Lauren grabbed the rod again and held it close to her face. "I'm not repeating myself again. What is your name?" Sydney just laughed, and then spat on Lauren's face. "Fuck you." Lauren shrugged and made her turn around, and then slashed her back with the rod, leaving a scar. She screamed again. Lauren grabbed her and sat her on the chair again. "What is your name?" "It's Sydney, for fucks sake." "Good. Now, why are you such a goblin, huh? What is with you and gold?" asked Lauren. "Why the fuck do you care?" said Sydney. "Because I do. And that's not what I want to hear." She made Sydney turned around again, and drew an X on her back with the rod. Sydney groaned "Awww, shieeet". Then she was knocked unconscious by Lauren's fist going into her jaw.

She awoke later with restraints on both her legs and arms in a chair. She looked in a haze as her surroundings soon refocused and materialized into a cathode ray tube television screen. A buzzing sound clicked and the television clicked on, a strange show turned on. It was a kids show, but there was something off. There was some sort of loud whispering and buzzing in the background. Sydney didn't know why but she felt a strange feeling and was drawn into the screen. Suddenly the episode ended and she was electrocuted and went unconscious.

She woke up later in her cell.She looked around for a way to escape but was unsuccesful.She decide to wait until Andrew went to rescue her, which she knew would happen.A few hours later, an explosion rocked the prison, and the sound of gunshots and screaming was heard. Then the roof of her cell was ripped off and in came Andrew.He helped her free of her chains and they escaped back to Andrew's Fortress.

### The Battle Of Little Valley

Some weeks later, the 6387th Division went to Kashmir to try to take it back from the poooolllls.A lenghty and bloody battle ensued. Sydney and Andrew went and fought side by side, but were separated when Jack Guy arrived and started beating the shit out of Andrew.Sydney then saw Lana Rhoades, and went towards her.She still hadn't forgiven Lana for that one time she had banged Matt, and so when she saw Sydney approach she called her "bitch", which was immediately met with a slap to the face.They started fighting and trying to strangle each other.Sydney got the upper hand and started hitting harder, which made Lana get really angry.She eventually managed to grab a shard of broken glass nearby and stabbed Sydney through the hand, which made her get distracted.Lana got up and started running away, but Sydney took out a pistol and shot Lana in the arm, sending her to the ground.Lana tried to get up again, but was met with a punch to the face, staggering her.She spat out blood and went for Sydney again, who tripped her.Lana at this point couldn't contain her rage anymore and thus transformed into her Spinosaurus form.She let out a big roar, which was heard for miles.Sydney muttered "shit" and turned and started running.Lana chased her through the streets, smashing into buildings and crushing cars.Sydney was somehow outrunning her, but then a mortar landed nearby, and the shrapnel wounded Sydney, making her limp.She looked back and saw Lana catching up, so she went into a building to try to hide.It seemed like she had escaped, but just as she tried to leave Lana smashed into the side of the building, sending Sydney flying out into the street.She coughed up blood and got up, trying to run again.She was too slow however, and Lana caught up to her and grabbed her by the leg with her massive jaws.She closed her mouth, in the process breaking Sydney's leg.She screamed and begged to be let go, but Lana shook her around like a rag.She was about to eat her when she decided she deserved worse, so with one arm she grabbed Sydney, and pulled while still biting her leg.She ripped Sydney's left leg off, which caused her to go into shock and pass out.She threw Sydney into a nearby car, thinking she was dead.She then made her way back to where the fighting was happening to help kill Pooollls.

### Aftermath

After the battle, some soldiers from the 6387th Division were walking around looking for any survivors when they came across Sydney's unconscious body.They checked her pulse and found that she was alive, but just barely, due to having lost so much blood.They quickly wrapped her leg up so she didnt lose more blood and carried her to the chopper which was headed to a hospital.They got there and then the doctors recognized who she was.They called Jack Guy for instructions on what to do, and he told them to stabilize her and then transfer her to a maximum security.They operated on her to patch up her leg and other wounds, and then installed a prosthetic leg on her.They then had her in the hospital a couple of days, waitng for her to wake up. She finally awoke on the 4th day, and was immediately transferred to a maximum security prison on the outskirts of Kashmir.

### Descent into insanity

When she got to the prison, she expected Andrew to go save her a couple of days later.She didnt know however, that Andrew had been killed by Jack in the battle.She waited 5 days, and when he didn't show up she started getting worried.When she was let out of her cell to go the the eating area or to shower, she was recognized by a lot of prisoners, who were mostly male.They taunted her and called her names, and started trying to harass her.This continued for several weeks, when one day she got fed up of some big guy calling her "sweet baby mama", so she grabbed a fork and stabbed him in the shoulder and told him to stay the fuck away from her.This however would make the situation worse.The next day when she was in the showers, the big guy and some of his thugs came up to her and blocked her from getting out.She started screaming but they covered her mouth and proceeded to violently gang rape her.After they were done they left her on the floor and turned the showers all the way up so the water was burning hot.Even though the water was burning her, she didn't care and just stayed there on the floor, crying.

### More torture and psychological trauma

Some time later she was visited Mark and Alexandra, who knocked on her cell. She walked to the front of the cell door and was then shot in the kneecaps with a .45 ACP variant of the Glock 18. She obviously collapsed and clutched her kneecaps. "There's more to that," said Alex, holstering her pistol. Mark pulled out a strange device and strapped it on the golddigger's face and neck, covering her mouth and nose. He then hauled her up and dragged her by the scuff of her prison collar to a room numbered 101. As the door closed, she watched in horror as Mark strapped her to a chair and Alex injecting her with a serum into her eyeball. As her vision swam, Mark grabbed a IV fluid bag from the wall and connected it to her arm. He then strapped two eye opening devices and whispered into the gold digger’s ear, “Enjoy the show.” He left as Alex turned on a television screen opposite to the chair and loaded it with *Gay Porn by Slim Shady*, *WAP*, *A gold digger’s rape sessions in the prison*, *Nigge Nae BTS mix*, *Teletubbies* and *MLP*. The gold digger made muffled screams of horror as the mashup started. As Alex put on earmuffs and pulled out a book titled, *10 ways to turn someone incurably insane,* she turned up the volume to maximum and pulled out a folding chair. This went on for hours until Mark woke Alex up after she fell asleep from staying there for a whole day.

The next day, they came back to unstrap the gold digger out of the chair, remove the eye opening devices, shackle her arms and drag her through the rough pavement to Jack Guy’s Office, where Jack was smoking a Newport. Jack looked up from his desk, seeing the gold digger, growled, “So, this is the little whore that was hanging out with Andrew and tricked Arthur. Good thing you warmed her up for the real mental scarring.” Jack licked his lips as he eyed the now shivering, quivering mess that was the gold digger. He opened a cabinet and pulled out a gold bar, and smiled. Mark threw her down on the office floor, as she struggled to futilely grab the gold bar. She crawled to the gold bar and grasped it, only for Jack to stomp on her hand and say, “Nuh Uh”, and stomped on her face. Jack then motioned Mark and Alex to the door indicating that they’re finished their job. They left the room as Jack dragged the unconscious slut to an oubliette, where only the worst were sent to deal with their crimes. In there, Lt Carter was waiting with a mystery contraption with a black man named Adolf Jr winding it up. Jack pulled her in and said, “Carter and Adolf Jr, when you’re done with this bitch, I want her beaten, but not killed.” “I got it boss.” “Kilendamnit! I was gonna make a long pig out of her.” “Shut up Junior.” The pair then tied the whore, to the point where she was suspended over the floor. They took turns using baseball bats to beat her and rape her hard in the ass.

The next morning, Alex came through the door to tell the pair to report to Jack of the results of the torture, she saw them on the floor all fully exhausted with the gold digger with black bruises covering her eyes; pale corpse-like colored skin and blonde hair stained with dried blood brown. Alex grabbed a small rubber bat with the words *Horny Bonker,* and bonked them awake. “Whossat? Ramirez? What’s your problem?” startled Carter, holding his head. “Jack told you two knuckleheaded twats to keep her alive! Why does she look like a homicide victim?!” “I think we got carried away,” groaned Adolf Jr. As the three where squabbling, the gold digger coughed. Phlegm, blood and semen exited her mouth as she coughed out the contents of the violation caused by the two men. Her blood red eyes stared at the green eyes of Alex as she spat, “You! You’ve been the bane of my life, the one who stopped me from killing Mark!” Alex, unamused, pulled out a greenish tinged knife from her vest. “You know what, Syd?” She taunted. “If it weren’t for your pettiness and greed for gold, you wouldn’t be here.” “FUCK YOU!” Alex, with a swift swipe, sliced off the two small breasts off of the gold digger’s chest. The gold digger screamed as her mutilated breasts fell on the floor, where Adolf Junior grabbed them and promptly left the room to a kitchen. Alex, staring coldly at the Gold Digger’s face, spoke in a quiet tone, “If you want to leave here alive, you better start behaving. This is for trying to kill Mark.” She cauterized the wounds with a blowtorch and told Carter, “make sure she can’t have children, use any methods.” Carter, shocked by how cold Alex became, complied hastily. As Alex left the room, Carter then shoved his entire hand into the gold digger’s orifices and removed the reproductive organs in an unclean fashion.She screamed the whole time, and started trying to break free.Her screams were getting to Carter, and by the time it was over, Carter collapsed and huddled in a corner, somewhat traumatized by the whole experience.He looked down at his hands and saw them all covered in blood. Sometime later, Mark came in with food for the prisoners and found Carter huddling in the corner. “What’s wrong?” “Ra-ramirez is scary. She went full dark fast” “Shit. Must be some sort of thing she endured. She may have a nice side, but she can be cold at some moments. It’s either that or the fact that the Redfields shouldn’t have mated with the MacTavishes.” The gold digger snorted, thinking, *If that bitch is related to the knucklehead Chris Redfield, I’m gonna make her regret being related to him.* She looked up at Mark and called to him. "Hey pretty boy. You know that ginger devil of yours really fucked me up good. When I get out of this crap, Imma give her the worst treat of all time." Mark looked at her in silence. He calmly then drew his knife and walked up to her. "If you know what's good for you, you'd want to stop talking". She looked at him. "Yessss.... she cares about you right? I'll make sure I'll make her watch as I stab you....." Mark calmly stood there and plunged his knife into her left eye. She screamed loudly and tried to squirm out of the ropes.Mark muttered to her, "I gave you a chance to stop. Next time it won't be the eyes." He turned to Carter. "Do what ever you want to her. Make sure she's still alive by the end of it." He left the cell. Sydney started laughing hysterically while Carter just looked at her. "You are really fucked up, woman," Carter stated. The gold digger laughed as her left eye dripped out goo and blood as she swung above the floor. At that moment Arthur happened to be passing by and heard the laughter. He entered and saw Sydney laughing uncontrollably, and Lieutenant Carter . "What the fuck is going on here? Sounds like something out of a goddamn mental asylum". Arthur walked up to the gold digger and looked at her face.Her face was mostly red from all the blood, and she had a crazy look in her one remaining eye."Holy dogshit, you really did a number on this one.I'm surprised she's still breathing". He then looked at Carter, who was still sitting in one corner. "Wanna take turns?" he asked Carter.Carter slowly looked up and nodded his head.They then proceeded to rape her in the ass again, and also made her suck them off.Arthur tried to fuck her in the pussy, but he found out her vag had been removed, so he just opted to fucking her in the ass.When they were done, they got up and just looked at her unmoving body.Arthur prodded her just to make sure she was still alive, and got a weak grunt in response.He put his pants back on and headed out of the cell." I'm gonna head to the mess hall.You should come man, they're serving jelly doughnuts". "I'll be right there just give me a moment." said Carter.Arthur nodded and headed out. Carter stayed for another moment, and then looked around to make sure no one else was nearby, and then started kicking Sydney.He kicked her a few times while muttering curse words, and then when he was done he crouched down to talk to her. "You know, if Jack hadn't given the order to keep you alive, I would have sliced that head off your shoulders and fed it to the fucking rats." He spat on her, and stood up to leave. She started laughing again, while coughing blood. "Well then, \*cough \*cough, you must have been pretty dissapointed then huh?" He turned back and for a split second thought of going back to bash her brains in, but then remembered that they were serving jelly donuts and so he left.Laying there on the cold hard concrete floor, Sydney reflected on her life so far.It hadn't been an easy one, far from it.She had suffered a lot, being taken from her parents from a very young age and forced to be a hillbilly slave.She had been harassed, and looked at only as an object by most people, due to her beauty.But now she didn't even have that, it was taken away due to all the beatings and violence inflicted on her.She then thought of the only times she had truly felt happy: when she was married to Matt, and when she was with Andrew.Matt had been a pretentious, rich bastard sure, but he had loved her unconditionally and provided her with a lot of things.Maybe she truly didn't love him, the only reason she had accepted to be with him was due to his wealth.At first that was the case, but then as time went on she found herself developing a soft spot for him.It all fell apart however, due to her obsession with gold.Then she thought of Andrew, and tried to convince herself that she truly did love him, but a part of her didn't accept it.She wrestled with this internal conflict for a while, and then decided that she was not capable of loving in any form.The only things she cared about were gold and more gold.And what was the best way to get gold? By going to a gold mine, of course.Then the thought occured to her: Hillbilly God owned a gold mine.She couldn't just stroll in there and demand it, because the hillbillies would probably make her a slave again, or even kill her.So then she had the thought of killing Hillbilly God.She started hatching an escape plan, and when she got out of there she was going to get the most gold possible.And while she was at it, she would make the people who had hurt her suffer, like Mark, that redheaded demon Alex, Carter, and Arthur, basically everyone in this shitty fucking army. Oh,and also Lana, how could she forget.That little slut had tore her leg off, and was the reason she was stuck in here.Yes, she was gonna make her pay.So Sydney closed her eyes and went to sleep, dreaming of her plan and how she could make everyone suffer.

### Escape

One day in her cell, she created a rusted shiv out of a toilet handle and hid it in her hole that was formerly her vagina. She called in a 6387th division guard and tricked him into having sex with her, but as he was shoving his penis in her butthole, she pulled out the shiv and stabbed him in the neck, killing him. She managed to sneak out of her cell, with the bloody key she took from the guard and hid in the guard room. In there she murdered a female guard. She took the guard's Beretta m92fs and clothes and placed a makeshift suppressor made from a B17 Ballistic tube. As she snuck around, she went to the medical area, where she stole 2 stims, 1 healing injection and a vial of Ramirez's DNA (only question is how it ended up here). As she stole the equipment, one of the doctors recognized her and sounded the alarm. She ran out and hijacked a MH-6 helicopter and flew away with Ramirez's DNA. She then flew to a underground facility that had ties to Federation and went to the doctors working there, specifically, Doctor Rivas and Doctor Apollo. "What brings you here, my friend" chittered Rivas. "I want you to infuse this vial of DNA into me" "Anything else?" "Fix my eye." Rivas tallied up the costs and chittered, "It'll be 10 000 00 000 Credits" The Gold Digger sighed and pulled out a slimy ELPATRON credit card out of her anal orfices and asked, "will this do?" "Only if you wash it." After the payment was done, she was then placed into a dark plane of unconsciousness as the doctor prepared for the operation. As the doctor examined the DNA, he found multiple anomalies that could jeopardize the operation, but still continued the operation, creating a Serumic liquid in which he injected into her blood stream. In order for the operation to work, he cut the damaged parts off and waited for the effects to happen. In an instantious reaction, she grew back her bust, except it becoming a lot bigger (to match the DNA's original owner), her destroyed blue eye replaced with a green one, her vagina grew back, but without the STDs and her gold addiction cured.

### Killing Hillbilly God

After her regeneration was complete, she got back in the stolen chopper and flew to a nearby town.She parked it right in the middle of the road, and before she got out she looked around the cockpit.She found a duffel bag, and grabbed it and looked inside.Inside were 5 C4 explosives and one detonator, some grenades, and a TEC 9 with 3 spare mags.She took the C4 and placed it near the engine, and then grabbed the duffel bag and got out.She had conveniently parked right in front of a clothing store, and she went in.There was no one else in the store besides the keeper.She walked up to him. "Well hello there.How can I help you?" She read his nametag: NICK GURR, it said. She held back a laugh. "Where are the black shirts and stuff?" He pointed to a wall near the back of the store. "Over there." "Thank you very much for your help" she said, and immediately took out the TEC 9 and shot him in the chest.She made her way to the back of the store, where she picked some all black clothes.She also found some goth looking necklaces and bracelets, and decided to grab them.After she was done, she went to the register and opened it, grabbing all the money inside.Before leaving, she looked at herself in the mirror.She thought of cutting her hair, which reached almost down to her waist.She grabbed a pair of scissors from the counter, grabbed her hair and cut it so it was at about shoulder length.She then walked across the street to a hair salon, and pointed the gun at the stylist."You're gonna dye my hair, bitch." "Wh-What colour?" "Crimson, and hurry the fuck up." She fired a few shots into the ceiling to intimidate the stylist.After her hair was done being dyed dark red, she shot the stylist and went to the register, also taking the money.She also put on some goth style make up.She walked out, and walked to the gun store.She walked in and immediately shot the owner.She went behind the counter, grabbed the money again, and also stole another TEC 9 and some drum magazines.She also grabbed 2 holsters so she could carry them more easily.She then walked around the back of the store to find a car.She found a slightly rusted 1970 Lincoln Continental.She smashed the window and hotwired it.She drove past the chopper that was still parked in the middle of the street, and as she drove away she took out the C4 detonator and looked in the rear view mirror.She pressed the button and watched the helicopter explode in a great big fireball.She grinned to herself and stepped on the gas a little more.After about 3 hours of driving, she came across a public realm teleporter.She got out of the car to power it on, and found that it was still working somehow.She input the coordinates for Earth, and activated it.The portal whirred to life, so she got back in the car and drove through, finding herself in the middle of fucking nowhere.She drove until she found a road, and pulled over and got out.She looked around, finding nothing but big green fields.She then looked and saw a car coming towards her in the distance.She put her thumb up up to signal it.Eventually the driver saw her and pulled over.She walked up to the stranger, a man with black hair and spectacles."Hello miss, looking for a ride? he asked. She shook her head "No, just looking for a clue as to where I am. I lost my phone and didnt realize I didnt have it until about 10 minutes ago." "Well, that's a shame.I'll tell you where you are though, lemme just get my map." He rummaged around for it and eventually pulled out a map.He pointed to a spot on it. "We are here, about 30 miles east of Indianapolis." She thanked him and then told him to wait, because she wanted to repay his act of kindness.She went back to her car, grabbed the TEC 9 and then shot the man.She walked up to the car again, opened the door and pulled the man's corpse out.She looked inside for anything of value, and found a large Bowie knife with a golden handle and a black blade.She decided she liked it so she kept it.She also found the guy's wallet, and took all his cash, and then threw it into the fields so no one could find it.She also grabbed the map.She walked back to her car, got in, and started driving towards Alabama, which was where Hilbilly God's base was.After driving for some hours, she eventually arrived in Montgomery, Alabama.She made her way to the outskirts, which was where the hillbillies had their underground base.She got out of the car and made her way to the entrance, which was being guarded by two hillbillies.She drew her two TEC 9s and sprayed the hillbillies.They fell dead to the ground.She walked in, and made her way to the main hall, where Hillbilly God was sitting in his chair, eating Chick-Fil-A and watching a trucker show on TV.He noticed she walked in and stood up. "Well, bite my cock and call me a skinner.Sydney is back.Who thought.I thought you'd never come back after meeting that rich husband of yours.How's he doin' by the way?" She went to the TV and turned it off. "We're not married anymore." "Ah shit, it was bound to happen.Well you're always welcome back here you know,back in the mines." She then drew one of her SMGs and pointed it at him. "Sit the fuck down." He put his hands up and complied. "Whoa, I thought we was besties, no need for violence now cmon." She put her gun away and stood in front of him. "Well now that you're sitting all nice and like, let me tell you what I'm here for.You see, the thought ocurred to me, of taking over this mine so I could get all this gold to myself, but now I don't even care about gold anymore, so that left me confused as to what my motive was.But then I remembered about you, and all the shit you put me through.Remember?" Hillbilly God chuckled. "How could I forget, we invaded Toronto, and killed or raped everyone there.It was a blast.I still remember the screams your momma made as I....." He never had the chance to finish the sentence as she shot him in the kneecaps.He fell out of his chair to the ground, screaming. "AHHH OWW MY GOD WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT!!!! YOU CRAZY PSYCHO BITCH YOU SHOT ME!!! YOU SHOT ME YOU WHORE!!! AAHHHH FUUUUUCK!!!!".She grabbed him and made him sit on the chair again. "Also, you made me sit here in this filthy shithole, and mine for gold, despite the dangers.That's the reason I'm so fucked up.Because of you.And now I finally get the chance to make you pay." She looked at him, all bloodied and clutching his knees."If you could only look at yourself right now, you'd see what a little, pathetic man you are.That's all you are, nothing but a sad waste of sperm, a shit stain in this world." He finally snapped. "SHUT UP YOU STUPID GOLD DIGGING GOBLIN BITCH!!! IM GONNA GOUGE OUT YOUR FUCKING EYEBALLS AND THEN ASS FUCK YOU TILL YOURE JUST A FUCKING CONVULSING MESS ON THE GROUND!!!!" She rolled her eyes, and decided she had had enough of his shit.She walked to his side, pulled out her Bowie knife, and plunged it into Hillbilly God's throat.He clawed at her hands trying to get the knife out, but she just dug it deeper into his throat and twisted it.He gurgled and finally went limp.She pushed him onto the ground, and pulled the knife out of his dead body.At this point, a bunch of hillbillies had gathered to watch the confrontation.She sat on the chair and spoke up."If all of you don't wanna end up like him, you will serve me and me only.If you betray me, I will personally slice your stomach open and make you eat it.Got it?" The hillbillies nodded. "Good.First order of business, get this sad fuck's body out of here and throw it into the deepest pit you find.After that, I need you to travel to Caracas, Kashmir, hell anywhere, and start doing shit.I don't care what you do, as long as you get the army's attention.This is important, call me when you've gotten their attention.Got it?" The hillbillies replied with "Yes ma'am". She smiled. "Alright then, go get to work." The hillbillies scattered and went off to do her bidding.

### Kidnapping Lana and causing chaos

One week later, she got bored of just sitting around and wanted revenge. Her first target was Lana Rhoades as she was the easiest to capture out of all of her targets, due to being guarded by the stupid brainless simps. She found an old realm device in the attic of the hillbilly mansion and sent her army of hillbillies through with her. At that time, Kilgore was not there as he was busy scolding Carter for smashing Jones' Bussy in realm FC-1, and it was also nighttime so it was easy to infiltrate. The hillbillies snuck up on the sleeping simps that were guarding Lana and brutally slit their throats. As the hillbillies slit their throats, one of the hillbillies dropped their knife.Lana was woken up by the sound of a knife thudding next to her. She looked up and saw the bitch Sydney looking at her and smiling like a psycopath. Lana quickly got up and transformed into her dinosaur form and tried to kill her, but since Sydney had Alex's DNA, she dodged the attacks and jumped onto Lana. She then attached a collar around Lana's neck and quickly jumped off, as Lana collapsed, shrinking back into human form. As Lana tried to edge away, Sydney pulled out a knife and threw it at her hand. Lana managed to press the emergency button, but her hand then had a knife embedded in her hand. She screamed as Sydney called for Hillbilly 1 to carry her away. They then left to Tull, where Sydney prepared a humogus sussy torture session, complete with strap on mega dildo and more. As Lana was screaming as she was being dragged along, Kilgore got the message. He took out his phone and looked at it.He took another bite of his doughnut, and read the message once more.Then he realized what it meant, and immediately got up. "Lieutenant!!" He yelled. Carter was explaining to some random soldier why femboys are not gay.He turned around and asked, "What?" "The queen is in trouble, goddamnit.Hurry the fuck up, we're leaving in 5." "Who the fuck would wanna kidnap the queen of the simps?" "I don't know, we'll worry about that later. Now go get your fucking gear and HURRY THE FUCK UP!!! Let's GO!" Lieutenant grabbed his kit, put it on, then grabbed his M16 and made his way to the Huey that was waiting for them.General had somehow already got on, and also gotten his gear.He was yelling orders into a radio while yelling at Lieutenant to hurry the fuck up.As they left, Carter called up Mark and Jack and told them, "If anything happens, follow our trail." Meanwhile, Sydney laughed hysterically as she strapped on the dildo onto her crotch, after switching into a BDSM mistress outfit. "Lana honey, you're gonna have a great time while I'm here," She cooed. Lana, with a ballgag mumbled something unintelligent. Sydney just laughed as she inserted the massive dildo into Lana's butthole. Lana was in tears by now. "Do you like this? It'll be just for you, you only and you'll enjoy it." As she continually raped Lana, the chopper landed on the roof of the abandoned building.Carter and Kilgore got out, and made their way to the entrance.Kilgore planted a breaching charge at the wall of the building they were in. He was about to blast it open, when a bunch of hillbillies surrounded him and Carter, their AKs pointing at them. "Not so fast.Drop your rifles and put your hands up." said one of them. Lieutenant complied, but Kilgore hesitated for a second.He eventually slowly lowered his rifle to the ground, but then quickly raised it again and fired at the hillbillies.He managed to hit about 5 of them before he got shot in the arm, making him drop the rifle.One hilllbilly came up to him and kicked him in the face, and then another one took both their rifles.They brought them to Sydney, who was much more overjoyed to see the two in front of her. She grabbed a gun and shot Carter twice in the chest. He dropped on his knees. "Oh, you fucking bitch." As he was talking, blood started dripping from his mouth. "So you two bozos came to rescue Lana I'm guessing?" Kilgore nodded. "Damn right, sweetheart.We're gonna rescue her, and then we're gonna shoot you in the fucking head, and after that we're gonna kill all these inbred sons of bitches." She laughed at them. "You guys are the most stereotypical men I've ever seen. Pigs, love killing, and always come to save the damsel in distress" She grabbed Carter and pulled out and held a machete to his neck. "So, will you like to have a taste of what you've done to me? Hm?" Carter grinned. "I think I'll pass" he said.She started taunting him some more. As Carter was getting a hard on by Sydney's taunts, she looked down and saw a bulge in his pants.She chuckled. "Looks like little Joe wants to play." She sighed and rolled her eyes. "God, you men are all the same." She then chopped down on Carter's Phallus and kicked his testes. In a sense he was permanently disabled from having kids , which was not much of a loss anyways. He fell forwards, unable to make any sound due to the pain he was feeling.As she raised her machete again, to chop off Carter's head, a boom resonated, with 6387th division troops firing at hillbillies. A group of Task Force 45 Operators roped down with MAGA loyalists firing at the hillbillies at the east gate. "What the?" startled the Gold Digger. As she was distracted, the taskforce troops rescued cut Lieutenant and Kilgore loose, but were interrupted by incoming hillbilly fire.Sydney took cover behind a desk.As they were shooting back, Carter managed to find the strength to roll over onto his back. Kilgore looked at him. "Can you walk son?" he asked. "What.... does it look like.... General?" Kilgore grabbed a first aid kit from his pack, and grabbed a bandage and a bottle of alcohol and gave it to Lieutenant."Put this on your balls, then bandage it.I have to go get Lana." Carter nodded, and so General got up and ran towards where the hillbilly who had his rifle was.He tackled him, and shortly wrestled with him before taking out his knife and stabbing the hillbilly repeatedly.He then stood up and got his rifle, and started shooting towards where the hillbillies were whilst running towards the door that led to the rest of the mansion.He kicked it down and was met by 4 hillbillies.He kicked one in the stomach, sending him flying into the other one behind him.He unloaded on them, and moved on as soon as he saw them hit the ground.He went around a corner and shot 2 more hillbillies.Then he was hit in the back by a couple of bullets, and turned around to see a bunch of hillbillies coming up the stairs.He fired and killed all of them.Then he threw a grenade at the stairs, since more were trying to come up.The grenade exploded and a bunch of blood and body parts flew everywhere.He touched where he had been shot in the back, and grimaced.He shook it off however, as he still had to go and rescue Lana.He kept walking down the hall, and suddenly a door opened and a hillbilly came out.The hillbily had terrible aim however, and missed all his shots so Kilgore shot him in the head once and he dropped dead. He continued walking down the hall and came upon two double doors.He burstin and found 5 hillbillies, all guarding Lana, who was tied to a chair in the middle of the room.She made a muffled sound due to being gagged, and the hillbillies turned towards Kilgore.He sprayed them all and killed 4, but the 5th one had taken cover.Kilgore took out his knife and charged at the hillbilly, but he avoided it and so Kilgore fell on the ground.As he was getting up, the hillbilly took out a knife and stabbed Kilgore in the stomach.He didn't care though, and he also stabbed the hillbilly, in the leg, then in the shoudler, and let him fall to the ground.He went to Lana, and cut her bonds free and removed the gag from her mouth.She then hugged him, and he hugged her back."C'mon, there'll be time for this later.We gotta get out of here." She nodded and got up, and started following him.Right as they were about to go through the door, the hillbilly that Kilgore had stabbed grabbed his pistol and shot at them.He hit Lana in the leg, and she screamed and fell to the ground.Kilgore turned around quickly and ran at the hillbilly, and was hit 2 times in one arm, and once in the chest.He knocked the hillbillies pistol out of his hand, and then proceeded to punch him in the face.As he was stunned, Kilgore took the chance and grabbed the hillbillies head and started slamming it against a wall viciously.He kept on slamming until he heard a crack and saw blood getting splattered.He then got up, and kicked the hillbillies head one last time, hearing a bigger crack.He stumbled to where Lana was, and almost fell, but managed to lean against a wall and stabilize himself.He went to Lana, who was crying and in pain.He started shushing her, and grabbed his first aid kit, cleaned her wound and bandaged it.Then he carried her so she didnt have to walk and started running towards the exfil zone, which was on the attic.As they were running, the bitch Sydney saw them and took a grenade and threw it in front of them.Kilgore saw this and quickly turned back and started to run the other way, but the grenade exploded and sent him flying forwards, making him drop Lana.He had taken the brunt of the blast, getting a lot of shrapnel in his back.Lana had no major injuries, save for a few nicks and cuts due to flying debris.As they lay there, Sydney came up and grabbed Kilgore and stabbed him 3 times, then went towards Lana, who was trying to limp away on her one good leg.She went into a room, closed the door, and looked around for something to defend herself with.She found a rusted pipe, and grabbed it and prepared herself.Sydney tried to open the door, but it was locked, so she instead sprayed it with bullets until she was able to break it down.As soon as she walked in, she was met with a hard metal pipe to the side of her face, which caught her off guard and made her stumble to the side.Lana took the chance and started swinging at Sydney wildly, landing a bunch of hits.Sydney however, had Alex's DNA in her, so she had superior reflexes, which enabled her to dodge a bunch of hits, and finally caught the pipe with her hand.Lana looked at her in terror, and Sydney smiled at her and headbutted her.Lana fell on her ass to the ground, and Sydney walked up to her and grabbed her, pullin her up on her feet.She kicked her bad leg, and Lana screamed "OWWW!!! YOU BITCH LEMME GO!!!!" She struggled to break free of Sydney's grasp, but she was too strong."Ah, you always were a tough one.Back then you were, you haven't changed one bit." She punched Lana in the face sending her towards the wall.Sydney took out her knife and examined it."Well, you see, I wanted to bargain before, come to a sort of deal, but that stupid cowboy of yours and his horny friend came in here and foiled it.Negotiation ain't an option anymore, obviously, so I guess I'll just have to kill you and take over Simp Land now." "What do you even want there? There's nothing really worth it over there." said Lana.Sydney looked at her like she was dumb. "What are you, stupid? Wait no, let me rephrase that.You are stupid, what you lack in brains you more than make up for in looks, but anyways, I want Simp Land because it lets my army have yet another realm for them to multiply.I want....10 armies the size of the one I have right now, and then I will, simply, conquer the omniverse, and make shitheads like you" she pointed her knife at her "pay for the shit you've done.I've done enough talking, now on to the fun part, which is where I slice you into little pieces!!" She charged at Lana, who was cowering against the wall, to the ground.Sydney tried to stab Lana, but she grabbed Sydney's hand and tried to push the hand with the knife away.At first she was managing to, and Sydney looked at her with a crazed look in her eye. "Oh, you're stronger than last time.Been working out, I see.Well, surprise surprise, I'm stronger." Sydney applied more force and the knife started getting closer and closer to Lana.She tried pushing with all her strength, but Sydney was simply too strong."Get...the fuck...off me....you.....psycho....goth.....BITCH!!!" Sydney laughed. "Screaming won't change anything, sweetie.Now hold still, this might hurt a bit." The knife got closer and closer, and eventually went into her shoulder.Lana screamed loudly, and Sydney chuckled.She twisted the knife, which made Lana cry even louder."Mhm, yes.Scream like the little slut you are.Scream for that Kilgore dummy of yours.He's gone you know, that grenade really did a number on him." "Wrong, bitch". Sydney froze in place, and then smiled.She very swiftly turned around and threw the knife at General, hitting him in the shoulder, but not before he shot her in the arm.Sydney landed on the ground beside Lana, and tried to strangle her.Kilgore however, came up behind her and pried her off of Lana.He then somehow found the strength to lift her over his head. "NO ONE, AND I MEAN NO ONE GETS AWAY WITH HURTING MY WIIIIIIFE!!!!!" He threw her into a wall, and she went right through it.Kilgore collapsed next to Lana, who was still crying.He went up to her and hugged her, despite the pain of his wounds.They managed to get pulled out by most of the operators, leaving one Operator with a RSASS and Sydney left. Sydney ordered the remaining hillbillies to charge at the Operator but they were swiftly dispatched one by one with one round in the head each. The Operator then threw her rifle away and took off her Mask, revealing her to be non other than Alexandra Ramirez, the main target of the gold digger. "YOU!" "Yes, me. Your time has come. I should've ended you a long time ago." The gold digger laughed hysterically and snorted, "You can try. I got more strengths than that you can dream of." "Lets see." The Golddigger lunged with her machete ready to deliver a fatal blow, but Alex blocked it with her own knife. As the fortress started collapsing, they fought and fought as they passed each room and corner. As they fought, Kilgore kept firing his M16 which he had somehow gotten back, and watched as the swarm of hillbillies were getting mowed down by miniguns. At that moment, another Operator roped down, smokescreening his path. As the hillbillies charged, the Operator shot through the crowd and continued his path. Meanwhile, the knife fight continued as Alex managed to disarm Sydney, but as she was gonna deliver the final blow, Sydney caught her arm and bashed her head on a wall, stunning her. As she tried to get up, Sydney pulled a knife and stabbed her in the abdomen, just slicing between the heart and stomach. "Look at me, Alex. Despite your training and skill, I still beat you," Sydney said. "You're only gonna die here and no one will save you." She then pulled out a rusted 1897 revolver and started loading it with bloody shells. "Imagine that your blood gives me more power and strength than you'd realise. Now your end will mean the end of your bloodline, and I will take over the rest of Comod and rule the island as the New Queen. I know you understand." "We do." A shot rang out as Sydney collapsed from 4 bullet wounds to the chest. The Operator from the smokescreen pulled off his mask and revealed it was Mark behind the mask. "Alex! On YOUR FEET SOLDIER! WE ARE LEAVING!", He yelled as he pulled out his own sidearm and fired once more at the slumped body. Suddenly the Gold Digger got back up started attacking him, but Mark was prepared for this and he blocked it with his arms as he continually punched the gold digger's face. The gold digger then kicked him in the chest and went on top of him, pummeling him with her broken hands, but as that happened, Alex finally pulled out the knife out of her abdomen and threw it at Sydney, hitting her in the left eye, reverting her to her deformed version before her infusion. As Mark pushed the whore off of him, Alex gasped and coughed, with blood oozing out of the wound. He pulled Alex to her feet and placed a gauze on the wound, as a MH-6 helicopter landed with reinforcements from the 21st Rangers deployed. "This will hold for now," Mark assured her. A familiar man walked out of the helicopter. "Krueger? I thought you were at Kashmir." "Guess you were wrong, looks like Ramirez's bleeding out, you should attend to that." "Sure, but you deal with that, I need to get to the rest of the wounded." As Mark ran towards Kilgore, in a instant, Carter was hit by hail of AK fire as he ran to an evac chopper. "NO!" Kilgore screamed. As gun shots rang out, he ran to Carter, who was in a pool of blood. "G-general, It was an honor to serve you," Carter coughed, as blood and spit splattered out of his mouth. "No, you can't die, you're too important. I ORDER TO NOT DIE!" "General, you have go, we'll all die if we stay!" Mark yelled. "NO! I WON'T ABANDON CARTER! NOT LIKE LAST TIME" "He's right Kilgore, leave me..." Carter moaned. "SHUT UP SON, WE'RE LEAVING THIS TOGETHER" Carter shushed Kilgore for the last time as he whispered before losing consiousness, "Don't worry I'll be in good hands." Kilgore didn’t care however, and ran back to Carter’s body despite all the gunfire, and started dragging him back to the chopper. Mark then checked on Alex, who was now on a stretcher and paler. "Alex. Everything's alright, the whore is dead." he said. "I know. I'll be fine, just patch me up quickly." "Yes." Kilgore dragged Carter’s body onto the chopper, and then helped Lana get on.About 3 seconds later, Carter gasped for air, coming back to life thanks to Cocky’s blood.Mark gave the green light and the chopper lifted away, bringing them to Site Hotel Charlie, a base in Kashmir. A few hours later, all the Coalition Forces left and nearly all the hillbillies were dead or gone and only a few were left. They approached the body of the gold digger and one of them spoke: "What do we do now? Hillbilly god is dead and this bitch is dead, I think." "Leave the body," said an omious voice. The hillbillies turned and faced the Dark One and three Federation Airborne troopers. "No way she's our boss" "Fine." The air lit up with gun fire as the Federation soldiers drew their QBZ-95s and killed all the hillbillies. "Area sanitized, all targets destroyed." "Good. Take her body, we have a job to do."