(transcript) Season 18 Finale: Get In The Sand Junk Of Bowser Palace

## Part 1/4: Get in the Van!

**Bart**: Come on, Not this again! What do you want?

**Lisa**: We should set aside our differences, and become acquaintances!

**Bart**: I don't know, But you're lisa and I'm bart so-

**Lisa**: I said: We should set aside our differences!

**Bart**: Well, I'm also in our alliance!

**Lisa**: Bart! Don't you wanna be friends with a wonderfully beautiful, Universally admired, Stunning courageous, Mind-bogglingly modest heroic leader like me?

**Bart**: I'll have to make sure it's okay with my alliance!

**Lisa**: Bart, your alliance is DEAD, and besides, We got alot in common!

**Bart**: Really, I DON'T THINK SO!

**Lisa**: Hmmm, Oh! I hate Jimbo! You do too, right?

**Bart**: OMG Definitely! Jimbo is a bully!

**Lisa**: And his voice is so freakish!

**Bart**: (laughs) That's so true!

**Jimbo**: Hey guys! It took an awfully long time to walk that 2763 miles but i'm back!

(Bart and lisa babble harshly)

(Survivor XV intro)

**Lisa**: Keep throwing!

**Bart**: WHY ISN'T HE DYING?!

**Lisa**: I don't know but don't stop!

**Jimbo**: You can't freeze acid metal, Dum dums! Anyway, I came back because I was tired of eating Bread and I want some other food for a change.

**Bart**: I would recommend Donut's steakhouse! But donut's dead, So What do you want to eat?

**Jimbo**: (thinking) Onion?

**Bart**: Well, Why didn't you say so!

(Jimbo eating)

**Jimbo**: Um, Thanks?

**Bart**: No problem!

**Jimbo**: So whatcha wanna do now?

**Bart**: WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?!

**Jimbo**: Where's Homer?

**Bart**: He died in Marge's explosion back in Episode 9! Do you wanna bring him back to life at the Human Recoverer?

**Jimbo**: Okay.

**Bart**: There you go!

(Lisa appears and throws a thumbtack at everyone but she missed)

**John**: Hey Jimbo! Guess what time it is!

**Jimbo**: It's time for the team council.

**John**: That's right! It's time for the team counci!-(stab)-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

(Homer spits a bear)

**Lisa**: Hey you too! Would you want to Jet with me? Well- then-

**Bart**: Lisa stabbed Coral's biggest crush with a thumbtack!

**Coral**: You did WHAT?!?!

**Lisa**: (in tears) I didn't mean to! I was an acci-

(Coral Slaps Lisa)

(Team council plays)

(the talk before voting)

**Coral**: Time to vote. Homer, you're up!

(voting)

**Coral**: I'll go tally the votes! All the votes are written the decision is final Whoever got the most votes will be voted out. I'll read the votes. First vote: Jimbo. Jimbo. Jimbo. Jimbo. That's 4 votes Jimbo. Lisa. Jimbo. That's 5 votes Jimbo, 1 vote lisa. Jimbo. That's 6 votes Jimbo, 1 vote lisa. Nineteenth person voted out and the Eleventh member of the audience: Jimbo. That's 7 and that's enough. Bring me your plate. Jimbo, the team has spoken. Time for you to go.

(splash)

**Coral**: Grab your plates and head back to the tower.

(next scene)

**Homer**: The kids must promise to never switch! So Lisa, what's your decision?

**Lisa**: I don't promise!

**Homer**: (raged) AWHAT!!!!!!!!! That's nonsense, You have to promise!!

**Lisa**: Sorry Homer, can't do that!

(Homer making scared noises)

**Bart**: I don't promise either! I think my team will be G. R. O. A. N. Sober!

**Lisa**: And my team should be PreFreeSmart! So we must GET IN THE VAN!

**Coral**: The Last challenge will be Reach to Bowser's Castle! Which is in Bowser's Palace.

**Bart**: So we're gonna walk to Bowser Palace.

**Lisa**: And my team should be PreFreeSmart! So we must GET IN THE VAN!

**Homer**: GET INTO ROBERT ASAP! GAHAHAHAHAHA! NO ONE CAN BEAT ROBERT!

**Lisa**: How dare you!

**Homer**: There isn't enough room up here. That's better.

(bear appears suddenly, then Gus screams)

**Bart**: What am I talking about!

**Lisa**: OMG A CANYON!!! JUMP!

(Gus screaming)

(everyone gets eaten)

## Part 2/4: No More Quicksand!

**Homer**: I pushed Gus off, Then I fell asleep. I heard a scream so they got eaten by a bear.

**Narrator**: You mean that bear?

**(Lisa reaches the top of the bear)**

**Lisa**: OMG, i don't know how to press it! It's too- (SOBBING) Oh why why why why WHY WHY!!!

**Isaac**: Use the teleporter! Just press the green button! (explosion) Did i say green button? I meant to say press the red button!

**Lisa**: (tiptoes but screaming)

**Bart**: No more quicksand! Let's see how many miles to Bowser Palace! (60 feet left) That's actually the distance to Evil Canyon! You wanna press this: Bowser palace is actually 2761 miles!

**Narrator**: El Barto, THE CANYON!

**Bart**: Oh no I don't! There's definitely a way to get there!

**Lisa**: It got crushed!

(The HCC starts)

**Lisa**: It might take a whole week to make a Human recover.

## Part 3/4: It's a Piece-a-Junk!

(One week later...)

**Lisa**: Phew, finally we're done.

("THE HCC WILL NOW SELF DESTRUCT IN 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1", EXPLOSION)

**Lisa**: Everything's fine!

**Bart**: (cries) I'M SORRY BELLE!

**Lisa**: Aren't you sad that we lost the van? Why would I be sad when I can be awesome? I present the New Supervan! (vroom) (bart thinks it's a van) Bart, It's NOT a Van, IT'S A SUPERVAN! (sand goes by) Oh no, no, no, Not quicksand again! No more quicksand, NO MORE QUICKSAND! (all quicksand has cleared) When we are travelling to bowser palace, Our butts are in the line! OMG IT'S A PIECE OF JUNK! (Kicks homer off the supervan) We're gonna pass the Giant river! (Lisa holds her breath, put swim goggles and closed her mouth shut, taped her mouth)

[TO BE CONTINUED]

## Part 4/4: The Long-Lost Bowser Palace

**Homer**: Ew, I'm poor, What do you think if we mix a dollar?

(EXPLOSION)

**Homer**: Woohoo! I'm rich!

**Lisa**: Behold, The Long Lost BOWSER PALACE! Bowser's castle is right ahead! Alright, we're here! Let's start climbing- OMG! I CAN SEE HOMER CATCHING UP! We should be good to run! Oh! it's too late! Homer's ahead of us! Not for long! (throws a freeze juice syringe causing Homer to freeze)

**Lisa**: We're in Bowser's castle! We won?

**Homer**: At least we placed second. Does this mean Bart is in third? And where's coral?

**Coral**: There am I! And this is NOT Bowser's castle. HAHA! I see when you actually get to Bowser's castle!

(Lisa competes Super mario bros. 1-1)

**Lisa**: Yay! Now i win!

**Coral**: Yes, you do.

(Lisa happily cries)

**Homer**: WAIT A MINUTE! WE HAVE A 98.6% chance of winning! Oh noooooooooooooooooooo...

(Bart competes Super mario bros. 1-1)

**Bart**: Yay! I win! Yay!

**Lisa**: Actually You placed second. I, Lisa Simpson, As expected, Placed first!

(Last team council plays)

**Coral**: I'll go get the votes. I got votes by Humans's Voicers from The Simpsons Season 19!

**Coral**: This vote has been voted by Stephen Colbert, And the vote goes to Lisa!

**Coral**: This vote has been voted by Lionel Richie, And the vote goes to Lisa!

**Coral**: This vote has been voted by Maya Rudolph, And the vote goes to Bart!

**Coral**: This vote has been voted by Placido Domingo, And the vote goes to Lisa!

**Coral**: This vote has been voted by Matt Dillon, And the vote goes to Homer!

**Coral**: This vote has been voted by Alan Moore, And the vote goes to Homer!

**Coral**: This vote has been voted by Art Spiegelman, And the vote goes to Lisa!

**Coral**: This vote has been voted by Dan Klaus, And the vote goes to Bart!

**Coral**: This vote has been voted by Jack Black, And the vote goes to Lisa!

**Coral**: This vote has been voted by Kelsey Grammer, And the vote goes to Lisa!

**Coral**: This vote has been voted by John Mahoney, And the vote goes to Lisa!

**Coral**: This vote has been voted by David Hyde Pierce, And the vote goes to Homer!

**Coral**: This vote has been voted by Keith Olbermann, And the vote goes to Lisa!

**Coral**: This vote has been voted by Dan Rather, And the vote goes to Lisa!

**Coral**: This vote has been voted by John Stuart, And the vote goes to Lisa!

**Coral**: This vote has been voted by Kurt Loder, And the vote goes to Lisa!

**Coral**: This vote has been voted by Lilly Lumpkin, And the vote goes to Lisa!

**Coral**: This vote has been voted by The Dixie Chicks, And the votes go to Lisa! That's 15 votes!

**Coral**: This vote has been voted by Zoey De Chanel, And the vote goes to Lisa! That's 16 votes!

**Coral**: This vote has been voted by Jim Jarmusch, And the vote goes to Lisa! That's 17 votes!

**Coral**: This vote has been voted by John C Riley, And the vote goes to Lisa! That's 18 votes!

**Coral**: This vote has been voted by Steve Buscemi, And the vote goes to Lisa! That's 19 votes!

**Coral**: This vote has been voted by Drew Carey, And the vote goes to Lisa! That's 20 votes! 1 vote left.

**Coral**: This vote has been voted by Weird Al Yankovic. The Winner of Elimination Tower 18: Lisa!

(audience cheering)

**Coral**: Thanks for Watching Elimination Tower Season 18! Curve bro will see you again in Season 19! Which will be in Fall 2008!

(season 18 credits)

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