THE DADS

the dads is an ongoing joke in mr. J crew and mr.stevens crew it was originally created natie jimit involves calling the crew the dads even though the crew name is not the dads it was created when mr J said : this year its going to be really hard were not going to baby you or be your dad were not DADS natie jimit then became strongly intreseted with naming the crew the dads. he also created several other jokes such as kermit!!!!!1!!

but then natie jim left and this song was composed

A long, long time ago
I can still remember how that name used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people laugh and dance
And just maybe they’d be happy for a while…

But SLC made me shiver
With every Worksheet I’d deliver
Bad news on the dock panel
no more wherein clothes of flannel.

I can’t remember if I was sad
When I heard it was THAT bad
But something touched me deep inside
The day the dads died

*[Chorus]*
So bye-bye, Mr natie jim guy
Drove my Browser to edmodo, but no Kermit made me cry
And them good old boys were drinkin’ milk in and nonalcoholic wine
Singin’ “This’ll be the day that I die
This’ll be the day that I die”

*[Verse 1]*
Did you write the book of Snark
And do you have faith in Microwave above
If ol Natie tells you so?
Now do you believe in stop drop and roll?
Can dumb jokes save your mortal soul?
And exactly why do you write so slow?

Well, I know that you’re not in love with him
‘Cause I saw you kick him in the chin
You both kicked off your shoes
Man, I dig those black and blues!

I was a lonely preeteen idiot duck
With a pink carnation and a toy pickup truck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the Dads died

*[Chorus]*
So bye-bye, Mr natie jim guy
Drove my Browser to edmodo, but no Kermit made me cry
And them good old boys were drinkin’ milk in and nonalcoholic wine
Singin’ “This’ll be the day that I die
This’ll be the day that I die”

*[Verse 2]*
Now for 1 whole yearswe’ve been on our own
The name the dads no longer holds the throne
that’s not how it used to be
When the Kermit joked for the dad and queen
using jokes he stole from Jackie green
And a voice that came from you and me

Oh, and while the dad was looking down
The Kermit stole his all star crown
The classroom was adjourned
No verdict was returned

And while natie read a book on Marx
The pandas played kickball in the park
And we sang dirges in the dark
The day the dads died

*[Chorus]*
So bye-bye, Mr natie jim guy
Drove my Browser to edmodo, but no Kermit made me cry
And them good old boys were drinkin’ milk in and nonalcoholic wine
Singin’ “This’ll be the day that I die
This’ll be the day that I die”

*[Verse 3]*
June swelter in a summer swelter
The pandas ran off with a fallout 4 shelter
Over 9000 miles high and falling fast
Devon missed! it fouled on the grass
The pandas tried for a forward pass
With the Kermit on the sidelines in a cast

It was halftime and the girls spayed perfume
While the 1st grade chorus sang a marching tune
We all got up to Boo
Oh, but we got hit in the face by You!

‘Cause the pandas tried to take the field
The chorus it  refused to yield
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the Dads died?

*[Chorus]*
So bye-bye, Mr natie jim guy
Drove my Browser to edmodo, but no Kermit made me cry
And them good old boys were drinkin’ milk in and nonalcoholic wine
Singin’ “This’ll be the day that I die
This’ll be the day that I die”

*[Verse 4]*
Oh, and there we were all in one space
A grade lost in one place
With no time left to start again
So come on, Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
fill out the msa fast with the pencil stick
‘Cause the msa is the devils only friend

Oh, and as I watched him on the page
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
No angel born in H\*\*\*
Could break that Msa spell

And as the MSA climbed high into the night
We tried but couldn’t put up a fight
I saw Satan laughing with delight
The day the Dads died

He was singin bye-bye, Mr natie jim guy
Drove my Browser to edmodo, but no Kermit made me cry
And them good old boys were drinkin’ milk in and nonalcoholic wine
Singin’ “This’ll be the day that I die
This’ll be the day that I die”

*[Outro]*
I met a girl who joked around
And I asked her if the MSA still had us bound
But she just Frowned and turned away
I went down to the Crew class
Where I’d first heard the joke as I passed
but the man there said the joke was dead and beneath the grass

And in the halls, the children screamed
The lovers cried and the poets dreamed
But not a word was spoken
The loud speakers all were broken

And the two men I admire most
rick astley and a peice of toast
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the dads died

I heard em singing bye-bye, Mr natie jim guy
Drove my Browser to edmodo, but no Kermit made me cry
And them good old boys were drinkin’ milk and nonalcoholic wine
Singin’ “This’ll be the day that I die
This’ll be the day that I die”

*[Chorus]*
So bye-bye, Mr natie jim guy
Drove my Browser to edmodo, but no Kermit made me cry
And them good old boys were drinkin’ milk in and nonalcoholic wine
Singin’ “This’ll be the day that I die
This’ll be the day that I die”………….