Jones

**Jones** is a god and creator of earth life as well as creator of most galaxies.

## Jones’ Story

Jones most likely originated from the Sun 13b years ago and actually is the reason why life exists on earth, after he defeated t̸̢͈͓͖͙̭͈̥̒͛̐͑͆̂̎̈́͠͠͝h̷̢̰̳̟̼̟̤͌̅̓̍̅́̌͐̀͊̏̆ͅe̶̡̨̼̲̰̺̬͎̜͒̔̆̄ͅ ̸̡̨̝̗̯̼̺̲̻̻͊͊̎̓͒̀̈́̿̑͝͝͝g̴̢̢̩̝̞͔͇͖̯̬̺̜̠͓̼͐̓̎̾̅͘ơ̸̡̨̢̨̻̙͈̥̼̪̥̙̦̞̓̾̂ä̸͉̪̝͖͚̰̟̩̬̱͍́̅t̵̺̬͖̹͇̽̍̈́͛́ he finally won power over the planet and he created the first piece of life on earth, Jones Jr. Jones Jr.s early years were the best for him has he didn’t have to deal with TH̵͚̔̋͘͘Ě̶̳͉̓̆̚ ̶̧͓̬͆̿̔͘G̸̼̅O̵̗͉̳͌́Å̷̬̂̏̿T̵̞̳͎̣͛̀̏͘,̴͚̜͑ ̶̣͐͘T̸͚̒͒͒͌H̵͖̙̬̓͝E̸̛̟͖͓̱͒̐ ̵͇́̅ͅP̵̾͑̕͜͠R̵͍͍͑̉O̴̡̮̱̬̒͑P̸̯̪͍̀̈́͝H̴͎͎̎͗E̷͓͐͋̀͜͝C̴̰̲̀̒̒͑I̸͙͂̿̕E̴̅͜S̷̖̅͆ ̴̮̗̪͕͛͠Ẉ̸͙̣̐̂̈̔Ȅ̴̬̜̥̳R̸͓̖̪̫̓̈́E̴͓͚̘̍ ̶̨͎̝̖̍̀̏͛Ŕ̸̲̝ͅÏ̴͙̤̜G̸͉̦͓̓̈́̐H̶̛͉̮̹̖͛͗T̴͓̍ ̶̖̰̯̃̕͜Ḣ̷̛̺E̷̤̟̒͝ ̸̧̨̠̼̀̌Ȋ̵̞̘̟̪̍Ş̸̨̛͎͚͌̽͛ ̷͕͈̒͠B̷̠̾̐̿͒Ä̴̠̺̪̩́̊C̴̙͓̪͉̋̅͛Ḱ̷̘̥͍̀̌̐͜ ̸̳͉̉͐͝T̷͉̊̃͝O̷̳͎̿ ̸̨̭͇̯͑̍̚̚D̵͖͂̋Ē̴̞͈͘S̸̖̄̏̌͘T̴̡̠̿͐͋Ȓ̶̹̟Ò̶̡̬͓Y̷̹͛́ ̸̠̽̾Ǘ̸͙̝̻͋̏S̷̯̉ ̸̺͑ͅȦ̵͖̈́L̵̞͖̓͒̏Ľ̴̺̘̱͈̾ ̶̨̯͓̓̀̎͘ Jones Jr experimented with life on earth, with stuff like: Dinosaurs, fish, synapsids and mammals but everything changed when doing work on other galaxies, Jones accidentally sent an asteroid to earth, destroying most of the dinosaurs, but few survived into a new group called “birds” Jones was happy that the dinosaurs survived the asteroid, but now they weren’t as dominant because the mammals took over earth after the asteroid. Jones then expanded to other galaxies, creating new forms of life like the Lawks, the lawks were intelligent beings based mostly on planet Onri, Onri was a planet near 80 light years away from Jones’ original operations in the Milky Way Galaxy. The lawks thrived here which eventually led to them crafting a huge spaceship with the goal of reaching other planets to take over. It traveled at 0.2 light years per hour. Back on earth a new species called “humans” have been evolving for almost 2 million years by now and Jones was very impressed by these new mammals that he even made many other species extinct so he could focus on the humans. Back at the lawks spaceship, they flew past an ice planet which had a creature frozen inside of it, the lawks stopped the ship to study the planet and they tried to free the creature but little did they know it was ***THE GOAT*** the goat had been frozen in the ice planet for over 3 billion years and had finally escaped, but this was no regular goat, it was THE goat. It has the ability to travel dimensions, release a planet shattering screech, launch lightning balls at anything, and can travel 20 light years per hour. So the lawks realized they had freed the goat and all quickly got on the ship and tried to flee to the Milky Way but the goat caught up with them and launched multiple lightning balls at the ship as the lawks tried to flee, but they couldn’t escape as the ship and surrounding planets exploded due do the screech the goat made, and all lawks went extinct that day. Jones traveled to Onri to check in on the lawks, but came to see the goat waiting there for him. Jones couldn’t believe the goat was alive after all these years, and the goat blew up Onri in front of jones, Jones was PISSED and tried to push the goat to the edge of the universe, and then Jones realized who the goat actually was and the goat launched multiple lightning balls at him, injuring Jones and then the goat started screeching, loud enough to be hear 40 light years away. Jones feared earth could be destroyed and tried to encase the goat in ice again, but the goat launched a certain amount of lightning into the earth, that the fabric of reality itself started to tear, now Jones was really in fear of the universe’s destruction and did everything to try and **kill** the goat, all attempts failed and Jones was near killed after the universe started to split into two right as he was standing, so Jones fled to the Milky Way to shield earth and its species from destruction, but it wasn’t enough as the goat broke the barrier, causing a huge explosion in the Milky Way, destroying hundreds of stars and planets during the explosion. Jones has lost all hope, but he then remembered, he remembered Saunt3D, an old friend of his during the universe’s oldest days that disappeared into the stars durning a fight against the goat, Jones made it his mission to find Saunt, during a huge trip through the universe and multiple planets getting destroyed he found Saunt3D on a planet 200 light years away called Birjud with many other powerful figures, and Jones told them about a plan to kill the goat once and for all. All except 4 people on the planet agreed to defeat the goat forever. Jones and Saunt launched an attack on the goat on October 27th, 2023 where they launched a universe wide search for the goat, it was a few hours later when Saunt found the goat with an army of his own, some of the goats troops names included Sev and Sondiz that started to attack Saunt and Jones, but Sev and Sondiz did not have strength comparable to the goat, their leader and were quickly destroyed by Jones and Saunt’s army. After that, the goat started to put more attacks on Saunt, because Saunt had not fought in over 5 billion years. the goat launched multiple attacks on them, but something bad had happened the goat accidentally opened a portal from another dimension, which released a being called Goku, Goku is a being from a alternate earth reality that is by far one of the most powerful beings in that universe. Goku attacked the goat and pushed him through a planet, but the goat launched multiple lightning balls at Goku disabling him and causing Goku to fall through the universe. After that, he targeted the generals of Saunt and Jones’ army, Pi, Bully, and Pruns. The goat launched multiple balls of lightning at the three to try to get them injured. After almost killing them Jones, Saunt, and the army encircled the goat but 2 new goat supporters called Carhull and Junklate cane to help the goat defeat Jones and Saunt, but then, Saunt curbstomped Carhull, defeating him, and making Junklate flee. The goat lost hope but stood his ground, taking out dozens of Saunt’s troops at a time, but Jones approached him and started to beat the hell out of him, injuring the goat and causing him to travel across the universe to escape the 2. Saunt and Jones declared victory and had came up with a plan of the goat came again.