Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 (A Rubbadubbers Crossover)

This will have plenty of sex scenes, including anal & oral. 🍑🍆💦 This will even have drug usage, including crack & LSD. 🍻

## Cast

* 3:10 to Yuma, 9 to 5, 28 Days Later, 2001: A Space Odyssey, A Bridge too far, A Bug’s Life, A Christmas story, A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up Timmy Turner!, A hard days night, A Knights Tale, Absolute Beginners, Adventure Time, Against all odds, Alexis's World, All My Children, Almost Famous, America’s most wanted, An Officer and a Gentleman, Angelina Ballerina, Animal Stories, Annoying Orange, Apocalypse now, Archibald the Koala, Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?, Art Attack!, Baby Looney Tunes, Back to the Future, Barney and Friends, Barney’s Great Adventure, Battlestar Galactica, Baywatch, Bedtime stories, Bee Movie, Bewitched, Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure, BJ and the Bear, Bob the Builder, Bosco, bourne identity, Brambly Hedge, Bridget Jones Diary, Caddyshack, Cars, Casablanca, Cats Don't Dance, Cast Away, Chariots of Fire, Chicken Little, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Chopped, Chowder, Christmas Carol, Chuck Berry, Clarence, Come Outside, Construction Site, Courage the Cowardly Dog, creature from the Black lagoon, Cow and Chicken, Dances with wolves, Dancing with the stars, Danger Mouse, Dangerous Minds, Days of Our Lives, Days of thunder, Desperate housewives, Despicable Me, Dexter's Laboratory, Dial: help, Die Hard, Dirty Dancing, Doctor Who, Dog Day Afternoon, Donnie Darko, Doogie Howser, MD, Dr. Seuss, Dream Street, Dumbo, Early Man, Electric Dreams, Enemy Mine, Entertainment Tonight, Extreme Makeover, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Fanboy & Chum Chum, Fantastic voyage, Finding Nemo, Fireman Sam, Flash Gordon, Flashdance, Flushed Away, Follow That Bird, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Fourways Farm, Fraggle Rock, Frankenstein, Freaks and Geeks, freaky Friday, Frozen, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, George Lopez, Ghost, Gladiator, Goldfinger, Gone with the Wind, Good Morning Vietnam, Goodfellas, Goosebumps, Grandpa in my Pocket, Green acres, Gremlins, Gundam, hellraiser, Hey Arnold, High School Musical, Hilltop Hospital, Hogans Heroes, Honey, I Shrunk The Kids, I Am Weasel, I Dream or Jeannie, I Love Toy Trains, I robot, I Was a Teenage Werewolf, Ice Age, In the Night Garden..., Inspector Gadget, Invader Zim, Jerry Maguire, Jimmy Neutron, Jurassic Park, Karate Kid, King Kong, Kipper the Dog, Knight Rider, Kubo and the two strings, Kung Fu Panda, Lampies, Lassie, Last action hero, LazyTown, Leave It to Beaver, Legally Blonde, Let’s Make A Deal, Little Princess, Little Shop of Horrors, Love Actually, M.A.S.K., Macdonald's Farm, Madagascar, Magnum PI, Mannequin, Mario, Married to the mob, MasterChef, meet the parents, Meg and Mog, Men in Black, Mission impossible, Mister ed, Monsters, Inc., My Best Friends Wedding, My Love From The Star, Notting Hill, Numberblocks, Numberjacks, OOglies, Oswald, Over the Hedge, Parenthood, PAW Patrol, Philadelphia, Phineas and Ferb, Pingu, Pinocchio, Planes, Planes 2, Planet of the apes, poltergeist, Pretty In Pink, Pretty Woman, Pulp fiction, Real wheels, Regular Show, Reservoir Dogs, Ricky Business, Robin Hood Prince of Thieves, Robots, Rock of ages, Rocky, Rolie Polie Olie: The Great Defender of Fun, Romeo and Juliet, Rugrats, saved by the bell, Seinfeld, Sergeant Stripes, Sesame Street, Sheeep, Shining Time Station, Shrek, Silence of the Lambs, Sleeping Beauty, Sleeping With The Enemy, Sleepless in Seattle, Sliding Doors, Smurfs: the lost village, Something Special, Sooty, Soup For One, Speed, Spider-Man, Spot, Stand by Me, Star Wars, Stargate, Super Friends, SuperTed, TUGS, Taxi driver, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, The Angry Birds Movie (2016), The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland, The Adventures of Parsley, The Animal Shelf, The Amazing World of Gumball, The Avengers, The Beach, The Beverly Hillbillies, The Bodyguard, The Bold and the Beautiful, The Boxtrolls, The Brady Bunch, The Breakfast Club, The Crocodile Hunter, The Dark Knight, The Day The Earth Caught Fire, The Dukes of Hazards, The fast and the furious, The Fly, The Full Monty, The Godfather, The Great Gatsby, The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, The History Channel, The Hoobs, The Incredible Hulk, The Lego Movie, The Likeaballs, The Maltese Falcon, The Matrix, The Mod Squad, The Muppet Show, The Never Ending Story, The Odd Couple, The Partridge Family, The Shining, The Simpsons, The Sopranos, The sound of music, The Story Makers, The Terminator, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, The Towering Interno, The Transporters, The Truman Show, The Twilight Zone, The Wedding Singer, The Wheel of Fortune, The Wheels on the Bus, The Wiggles, The Wiggles Movie, The X-Flies, Thomas and Friends, Thomas And the Magic Railroad, Tiny Planets, Top gun, Top Secret, Torn, Totally Blonde, Toy Story, Transformers Prime, Turner and Hooch, Two and a Half Men, Ulysses 31, Up, Vicar of Dibley, Victorious, Waterworld, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Wild Wild West, Winnie the Pooh, Without a force, Wizadora, Wizard of Waverly Place, Wobbly Land, Woody Woodpecker, Wreck-It Ralph, WWE Friday Night SmackDown, Yoko! Jakamoko! Toto!, Your Friends and Neighbors, Zookeeper, Beauty and the beast, PicMe, This Is Scarlett and Isaiah, Snow White, Ghostbusters, Anastasia, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Clifford's Puppy Days, Christopher Crocodile, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, I Can Cook, Lady and the Tramp, Underground Ernie, Dog and Duck, Enchanted, Big, Footloose, Tractor Tom, Titanic, Budgie the Little Helicopter, Zingzillas, space Jam, mars needs moms, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Percy the Park Keeper, Treacle People, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Indiana Jones, The Koala Brothers, A Rankin/Bass-esque Christmas special, Mamma Mia, Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series, Balamory, Mermaids, Peter Rabbit, Wizard of Oz, Recess, Vampirina, The Magic Key, Grease, Batman: The Animated Series, Wallace and Gromit, Everything’s Rosie, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Big Cook Little Cook, Les Misérables, Timmy time and Fame characters as Foodimals
* A Rankin/Bass-esque Christmas special characters as Crab Cakes
* Alan Byrne as Sentinel Peter
* Amelia as Barb
* Anastasia characters as Fruit Cockatiels
* Balamory characters as Marshmallows
* Banjo (Banjo-Kazooie) as Tim Lockwood
* Bathsville City as Swallow Falls
* Batman: The Animated Series characters as Lettuces
* Beauty and the beast characters as Apple Pie-thons
* Benjie and Sis' house as Tim's Tackle Shop
* Benjie as Billy
* Big characters as Pickles
* Big Cook Little Cook characters as Gummi Bears
* Budgie the Little Helicopter characters as Tomatoes
* Charlie and the Chocolate Factory characters as Tyranno-s'more-us Messes
* Christopher Crocodile characters as Kiwis
* Ciaran Corless as Chester V
* Ciaran Corless' electronics as Chester V's Holograms
* Ciaran Corless' family and relations as Chester V's Minions
* Clifford's Puppy Days characters as Lemmins
* County Kildare as San Franjose
* Dog and Duck characters as Buttoads
* Enchanted characters as Peanut Butter and Jellyfish
* Everything’s Rosie characters as Watermelophants
* Fame characters as Wildebeets
* Finbar as Officer Earl Devereaux
* Footloose characters as Man Eating Chickens
* Ghostbusters characters as Matzo Bulls
* Grease characters as Meatballruses
* I Can Cook characters as Pizzas
* Indiana Jones characters as Grizzly Pears
* Lady and the Tramp characters as Pizza Giants
* Les Misérables characters as Hippotatomuses
* Lynne Byrne as Sentinel Louise
* Mamma Mia characters as Subwhales
* mars needs moms characters as Flamangos
* Mermaids characters as Jellybees
* Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series characters as Onions
* Monty Python and the Holy Grail characters as Hammerbread Sharks
* Percy the Park Keeper characters as Wild Scallions
* Peter Rabbit characters as Leeks
* PicMe characters as Cucumbirds
* Ratkitties as Ratbirds
* Recess characters as Walnuts
* Reg as Brent McHale
* Scarlett Dovey (from This Is Scarlett and Isaiah) as Barry
* Sis as Regina Devereaux
* Snow White characters as Buffaloafs
* space Jam characters as Shrimpanzees
* Sploshtubb as Sparkswood
* Sploshy as Samantha Sparks
* Subway as Chick N Sushi
* Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles characters as Bananostriches
* Terence as Manny
* Tesco as Live Corp
* The Hideout as Ms. Crumbymuffin's Cupcakes
* The Hunchback of Notre Dame characters as Cantelopes
* The Koala Brothers characters as Eggplanatees
* The Magic Key characters as Blueberries
* Theodore (from Theodore Tugboat) as Steve
* This Is Scarlett and Isaiah characters as Strawberries
* Timmy time characters as Cakes
* Titanic characters as Sasquashes
* Tractor Tom characters as Hot Dogs
* Treacle People characters as Carrots
* Tubb as Flint Lockwood
* Underground Ernie characters as Mosquitoasts
* Vampirina characters as Susheep
* Wallace and Gromit characters as Cheespiders
* Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory characters as Tacodiles
* Winona as Fran Lockwood
* Wizard of Oz characters as Corn Dogs
* Yellow Bog as Flints Apartment in San Franjose
* Zingzillas characters as Seahorseradishes

## Transcript

**Tubb**: (Voiceover) Hi. I'm Tubb. My whole life I always wanted to be a great inventor. Just like my hero.

(Young Tubb watches "The Wonderful World of Science" on TV and sees the inventor, Ciaran Corless on TV.)

**TV Announcer**: The Scientifically Wonderful World of Science. With your host, Ciaran Corless.

**Ciaran**: Welcome back, science friends. You know, I have devoted my life to inventing the future. But every dream has a beginning. (Ciaran and his picture of young himself inventing The Humble Food Bar) I still remember my first invention: "The Humble Food Bar".

**Tubb**: (Young) Whoa!

(Young Tubb eating the Food Bar XL)

**Tubb**: (Voiceover) It was like Ciaran was speaking directly to me using the language of science.

**Ciaran Corless**: Now look at us. Our new Food Bar XL with flavor crystals. Still making people happy after all these years. Now, kids, you'll almost certainly never be me. But, remember, there's no such thing as small science. Only small scientists!

(Children cheering for Ciaran)

**Children**: We love you, Ciaran!

(Amelia comes up)

**Ciaran**: Why Speaking of small scientists, say goodbye, Amelia.

**Amelia**: Goodbye, Amelia.

**Ciaran**: Ha, ha, ha! (The Ciaran head coming up and saying his catchphrase) danger please keep away no admissions this means you

**Tubb**: (Young) Yes.

(Scenes from the first movie appear through the days)

**Tubb**: (Voiceover) Just like Ciaran Corless, my dream was to make the world a better place.

**Tubb**: (Young) Spray-On Shoes! Voila!

**Reg**: (Young) How you gonna get them off, frog?

**Tubb**: (Voiceover) Unfortunately, a lot of people didn't believe in me. But I never gave up. And eventually, I invented this:

**Tubb**: A machine that could turn water into food.

**Food Machine 2000**: Cheeseburger.

**Tubb**: It's called the Diatonic Super Mutating Dynamic Food Replicator 2000. Or, for short: The Food Machine 2000.

**Tubb**: (Voiceover) Because of my invention's food weather, I finally made the world a better place.

**Finbar**: Arr, arr!

**Sploshy**: I love it!

**Tubb**: (Voiceover) Or so I thought. When the weather evolved into a disaster of epic portions, and the machine started creating dangerous living TV stuff I had to face the truth: It was time to put an end to my Food Machine 2000.

(The Food Machine 2000 falling down from giant food and lands in the water being destroyed)

**Food Machine 2000**: Chee-- Chee-- Chee-- Chee-- Cheese.

(All of the Bathsville City citizens cheering. Panning to see Tubb and Sploshy kissing from being blocked by the Ratkitties)

**Tubb**: (Voiceover) By destroying my greatest invention, I made something even better: Friends!

**Tubb and Sploshy**: Wow...

(Banjo hugging Tubb very hard)

**Banjo**: You made me very proud, Tubb.

**Tubb**: Unh! Thank you, Banjo.

**Banjo**: Sorry.

**Tubb**: Sploshy, in the eight minutes since we saved the world, I've had time to reflect. And I think you and I should have a place together.

**Sploshy**: A Place?

**Tubb**: A place where we work.

**Sploshy**: You think we work together?

**Tubb**: I do.

**Sploshy**: Splish splash Splosh!

**Tubb**: We could build a lab.

**Sploshy**: With cool weather forecasting devices!

**Tubb**: We can invent fantastic machines like the Food Machine 2000.

**Sploshy**: Yeah! But not that one.

**Tubb**: No.

**Sploshy**: Not ever.

**Tubb**: Never, ever, ever! What shall we call our lab?

**Sploshy**: Oh! How about Sploshtubb?

**Tubb**: Ooh! Sploshtubb.

**Finbar**: Sploshtubb is gonna need some mighty sharks.

**Reg**: And I can be your mascot!

**Banjo**: And I can be your bear.

**Terence**: There are many ways in which I can help.

**Tubb**: Ho, ho! Can't forget you, lab partner.

**Theodore**: Theodore!

**Sploshy**: Where'd he get the brown crayon?

**Tubb**: This could be our future.

**Reg**: Oh, yeah! Ha, ha!

**iPad Air**: Greetings, friends. And namaste.

**Sploshy**: Whoa. Is that...?

**iPad Air**: Ciaran's iPad Air?

**Theodore**: What the.

**iPad Air**: Please have some humanitarian aid as a gesture of our goodwill.

**Tubb**: Ciaran's iPad Air! Whoa! Your lab vest looks even cooler in person!

**iPad Air**: Thank you. The lack of sleeves frees up my arms to do this.

**Tubb**: Whoa! Ah! Hand, what did you do?

**Ciaran Corless**: There's nothing wrong with your hand, young frog. You see, I am merely Ciaran's iPad Air. The United Nations has asked me and the guys in KARE to assist in the cleanup and containment of the leftovers all over the world. Including your Bathsville City. We'll get started on the cleanup right away. As soon as you all leave.

**Banjo**: What? You need us to leave?

**Finbar**: Listen up, iPad Air, you expect us to skedaddle from our homes because of some nasty TV stuff?

**iPad Air**: Yes. Yes, I do.

**Finbar**: Sis, you can't argue with yellow police tape. Everybody back up! Listen to the iPad Air.

**iPad Air**: But do not fret. All of you will be temporarily relocated to County Kildare!

**Tubb and Sploshy**: The home of Tesco!

**iPad Air**: On my word as a iPad Air, you shall all return home before you know it. Except for you, Tubb.

**Tubb**: Me? Why?

**iPad Air**: Oh, heh, heh. You are going to join me at Tesco and help us make the world a better place.

**Tubb**: Sir, that's all I've ever wanted. But I can't. On account of making a promise two minutes ago to build a lab with my friends, sir.

**Ciaran Corless**: I understand, frog. But if you become a Thinkquanaut like me, then all your dreams will come true.

**Sploshy**: You have to do this!

**Tubb**: What about our dream?

**Reg**: Tubb, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. We're all behind you.

**Tubb**: Are you guys sure?

**Sploshy**: Sure.

**Tubb**: This is swimmin'!

**Ciaran's iPad Air**: Sir, I've taken care of everything. The locals have been evacuated.

**Ciaran**: Splendid. And the frog?

**Ciaran's iPad Air**: Oh, he took the job.

**Ciaran**: Outstanding! Now we can keep an eye on him. He has no idea of our real plan. Contact me as soon as Operation Capture the Invention succeeds.

**Announcer**: Tesco. Every little helps.

**Food Machine 2000**: Cheeseburger.

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**Tubb**: Oh, big day, big day! Big day, big day, big day! Yes! Wake up, Theodore!

**Theodore**: Theodore.

**Tubb**: Do I look like a future Thinkquanaut?

**Banjo**: Morning there, Tubb. You want a sardine scramble?

**Tubb**: No, thanks! Can't be late!

**Banjo**: Tubb! Ask Ciaran when he thinks we can go home again.

**Tubb**: Morning, Sploshy!

**Sploshy**: Morning, Tubb! Are you ready for your first day?

**Tubb**: Yeah! Are you?

**Sploshy**: Whoa!

**Tubb**: Sploshy?

[Hi-5 - You're My Number One plays]

**Tubb**: Well, this is me. Good luck with your new jobs, guys.

**Finbar**: Good luck, Tubb!

**Reg**: Break a leg, Tubb!

**Tubb**: Bye!

**Terence**: Goodbye

**Tubb**: Swimmin'!

**Amelia**: Good morning, Mr. Tubb and lab partner. I'm Amelia.

**Tubb**: Eeh! I know, I'm a huge fan.

**Theodore**: Airplane.

**Amelia**: Excuse me, I'm a submarine. One of Ciaran Corless's most brilliant innovations. A bath toy with a human brain within my submarine brain. Like a turducken. I'll be your welcome ambassador. Soy latte?

**Tubb**: Okay. Coffee and milk?

**Amelia**: Are you ready to live?

**Tubb**: Oh, am I!

**Theodore**: Airplane.

**Amelia**: Submarine. Follow me, boys.

[Hi-5 - You're My Number One stops]

**Amelia**: Welcome to Tesco.

**Tubb**: Wow.

**Amelia**: There are coffee machines every 10 feet. Soy-free soy latte?

**Tubb**: Thanks!

**Theodore**: Hot.

**Maggie McNamee**: Not too bad yourself, tugboat.

**Amelia**: Clothing is available 24 hours. And yoga mats are offered in beginner or grande. Over here, indoor sports. Those are encouraged.

**Tubb**: Oh, cool! I've never played soccer.

**Amelia**: Well, neither have they. You'll fit right in!

**Public Announcement**: danger please keep away no admissions this means you

**Amelia**: Behold, the public announcement.

**Public Announcement**: danger please keep away...

**Amelia**: I know, right? Quinoa latte?

**Tubb**: Absolutely! Ha, ha, ha!

**Public Announcement**: danger please keep away no admissions this means you

**Tubb**: Yes, public announcement, they can!

**Daragh Byrne**: Mine too!

**Sean Byrne**: So can mine!

**Lynne Byrne**: I have great ideas.

**Kevin Byrne**: Absolutely! I've got my idea pants on.

**Tubb**: Thinkquanauts! Awesome! Hey! Excuse me, I'm so looking forward to working with you guy-- Uh! Aww! That's where we belong, Theodore.

**Theodore**: Anxious!

**Amelia**: Oh, heh, heh. That's not even a possibility until our next vesting ceremony.

**Tubb**: What's that?

**Amelia**: That's where Ciaran Corless handpicks a great inventor and makes him into a Thinkquanaut.

**Tubb**: When? When?

**Amelia**: Next one's in six months, so submit your ideas and who knows? He might choose you.

**Tubb**: Really?

**Amelia**: Hot chocolate with double-whipped whipped cream?

**Tubb**: Thanks.

**Amelia**: Happy inventing!

**Tubb**: We're gonna have to get used to that landing.

**Tubb**: Okay, Theodore, we have six months until the vesting ceremony. Let's do this thing.

**Theodore**: Can.

**Tubb**: That's the spirit, Theodore!

**Tubb**: Say goodbye to ice cubes with the Re-Freeze-a-Fan!

**Ciaran**: danger please keep away no admissions this means you

**Tubb**: The Forkenknifenspooninator!

**Ciaran**: danger please keep away no admissions this means you

**Tubb**: The Grocery Deliverator!

**Banjo**: Whoa!

**Ciaran**: danger please keep away no admissions this means you

**Tubb**: Invisible coffee table!

**Banjo**: Ah! Tubb.

**Ciaran**: danger please keep away no admissions this means you

**Banjo**: Tubb!

**Tubb**: The Celebrationator! A party in a box for any occasion. Okay, Theodore, time to celebrate! Celebrate!

**Banjo**: Tubb!

**Rubbadubbers**: Happy birthday, Banjo!

**Tubb**: Here you go, Banjo. Hope you like it. Theodore picked it out.

**Theodore**: Theodore!

**Tubb**: Yeah. Yeah! Okay, like we practiced. When I'm up on stage getting my vest, you hit the red button when I say "celebrate."

**Theodore**: Celebrate!

**Tubb**: Whoa. Careful, Mr! This is a loaded party-in-a-box.

**Ciaran**: Hello, Team Tesco! It's a pleasure to welcome you to our annual Thinkquanaut vesting ceremony!

**Tubb**: Whoo! Ciaran!

**Ciaran**: Ha, ha, ha. I have built the coolest, hippest company in the world. As you all know, the Food Bar is the lifeblood of this company. And this year, I've challenged myself to reinvent taste.

**Tubb**: Ooh.

**Ciaran**: So in two short weeks, we shall release the new Tesco Food Bar! Version 8.0!

**Tubb**: Swimmin'!

**Ciaran**: And now, without further ado, who will be this year's newest Tesco Thinkquanaut?

**Tubb**: Oh, ho, ho! Yeah!

**Ciaran**: We have received thousands of invention submissions and today, one of them will be deemed Thinkquanaut-worthy. Thank you, Amelia.

**Tubb**: Swimmin'!

**Ciaran**: This person comes from an island. He's got a memorable mop of unruly hair.

**Theodore**: Hair. Hair!

**Tubb**: Ha, ha, ha! That's me!

**Ciaran**: This person is a human being. He is my friend. Our newest Tesco worker is:

**Tubb**: Me!

**Ciaran**: No! Kyle Connelly!

**Kyle**: Oh my goodness! Yes!

**Ciaran**: For inventing a computer.

**Kyle**: This is the greatest day of my life! Goodness me! I'm finally a real inventor!

**Tubb**: Sorry, Theodore. No reason to celebrate.

**Theodore**: Celebrate!

**Tubb**: Wait, Theodore, no, no, no. No!

[Tennessee "CoCo" Daniels - The Inventor Song plays]

**Tubb**: Hi, Sploshy, it's Tubb. I see you're live on TV with a tornado. Probably why you're not answering the phone.

**News Anchor**: Thinkquanaut? I think not.

**Tubb**: Ugh. Please call me back. Okay. Bye!

[Tennessee "CoCo" Daniels - The Inventor Song stops]

**Amelia**: Bad news! Sir, we lost contact with Search Teams X and Y.

**Ciaran**: What?

**Amelia**: Yeah! The situation is grim, sir. Still no sign of the Food Replicator. Should I send in Team Z?

**Ciaran**: Are you mad, Amelia? We'll be all out of alphabet. Look, we're running low on Thinkquanauts. We need someone expendable. Someone who knows the island inside and out. Someone who's smart, but still naive. Someone who idolizes me, has recently hit rock bottom and will now do just about anything I ask.

**Amelia**: Where are we gonna find someone so desperate?

**Ciaran Corless**: I think we already have.

(groans)

**Theodore**: Sprinkles! Fire!

**Banjo**: Tubb, who's number one? Oh. Ta-da!

(crying)

**Sploshy**: Hey, Tubb, I got your message. Oh, no, what happened to you?

(wails)

**Sploshy**: Tubb, everyone gets humiliated on national television. It's not that big a deal.

**Tubb**: Yeah, but not everyone gets humiliated in front of their childhood hero. I'll never be a real inventor in Ciaran's eyes. Winona gave me this lab coat because she always dreamed I'd do great things. Now I guess I won't.

**Banjo**: Now that's a big bucket of churn.

**Sploshy**: Tubb, you don't need Ciaran's approval. You can still make the world a better place without a blue shirt.

**Banjo**: I don't get vests. Is it winter on your torso and summer on your arms?

**Sploshy**: For what it's worth, the people who really care about you think you look great in your lab coat. Good night, Mr. Honey Bear.

**Banjo**: Good night, my dear. Hey, look, Tubb. This Ciaran Corless guy. He promised us we'd be home before we know it. Well, we darn sure know it and we're not home. So I say you, me and your friends, we take the boat. We can go fishing every day. And if there's still a mess on the island, we can go clean it up ourselves.

**Tubb**: Banjo, please. I'm not into fishing. And cleanup? You're way too old to be doing that kind of work.

**Banjo**: I'm only 25y.

**Amelia**: Tubb, please.

**Banjo**: Oh, Tubb. Um... There's. Could you come to the door, please? I think it's that airplane in your poster.

**Tubb**: What? No! Ahh! Amelia?

**Amelia**: Shh.

**Ciaran**: Good day. I'm afraid I have something very important to discuss with you.

**Voice**: Tesco. Every little helps.

**Tubb**: Mr. Corless wants to see me? Oh no! Am I being fired ‘cause of the… “incident” today? Okay, no, no, no! I just, uh.. I just need to grab my stuff! Hold on. Banjo, maybe Ciaran will give me another chance!

**Banjo**: Tubb, uh… I don’t think you should run off into the night with that airplane person lady thing.

**Tubb**: (rapidly) Oh, there you are, Theodore. Come on.

**Theodore**: Theodore.

**Amelia**: Follow me.

**Tubb**: Whoa.

**iPad Air**: Ah. Young frog.

**Tubb**: Ciaran. Sir. I can explain everything. I thought I was gonna meet Ciaran instead.

**Red iPhone**: You are.

**Electronics**: Oh, not me. Him.

**Ciaran**: Yes, it's me. Sorry about that. My electronics and I were having an urgent brainstorming session.

**Tubb**: Aah! Mr. C! You're real! I'm so excited to get this opportunity to show you my inventions.

**Ciaran Corless**: Hold on. Hold on. That's not why I brought you here tonight. Our cleanup operation back on Bathsville City has met with unexpected complications. This is a photograph before we began our cleanup. And this was three days ago. It gets worse, Tubb.

**Chris Harrison**: There's only two of us left. We need help.

**Tubb**: What is that thing?

**Theodore**: Feathers McGraw.

**Ciaran Corless**: It appears to be a living penguin from Wallace and Gromit.

**Tubb**: Living food? Oh, no. This could only mean one thing. My Food Machine survived the explosion, and it's still operating.

**Ciaran**: This is what worries me most. They're trying to learn to swim. If they succeed and get to the mainland, they will destroy monuments all around the world including the one monument your food storm didn't destroy.

**Tubb**: Not Lady Liberty! I've gotta destroy the Food Machine 2000. But how?

**Ciaran**: Well, my Thinkquanauts have invented this. The BS-USB. Or BSUSB.

**Tubb**: A Bifurcating Systematic Universal Stop Button!

**Ciaran**: Precisely. It would destroy the machine and everything it created. But we cannot find your Food Machine 2000. We've searched everywhere and failed.

**Tubb**: Ciaran, I'll find the machine. I invented it. I can fix this!

**Ciaran**: Brilliant! But are you sure you want to take this on alone?

**Tubb**: Yes! Wait, did you say "alone"?

**Ciaran**: Alone it is, then. If you succeed, you'll be more than just a Thinkquanaut. You'll be my hero.

**Tubb**: Your hero?

**Ciaran Corless**: Yes, my hero. Your mission must be kept a secret. We don't wanna create a worldwide panic. You mustn't tell anyone, not even your closest friends and family.

**Tubb**: Sir, I won't tell a soul. 3-minute schedule. Packing inventions. Packing other stuff. Forcing other stuff into my Tesco backpack. ow Recording cool outgoing message.

**Theodore**: Recording

**Tubb**: Leaving note. Sploshy! Sploshy, Sploshy, Sploshy! I gotta tell you a secret! Sploshy! Big news. I'm going to Bathsville City to destroy the Food Machine 2000, which is creating deadly TV monsters, which are trying to learn to swim so they can attack Lady Liberty! Sploshy?

**Sploshy**: Wait, you're doing this alone?

**Tubb**: Yeah. Please don't tell Banjo. if he finds out I'm going back to Bathsville City, he's gonna wanna come too.

**Sploshy**: Well, I'm coming.

**Tubb**: What? No! I promised Ciaran I would go alone. There's no talking you out of this?

**Sploshy**: Nope.

**Tubb**: Wait. Sploshy, it's gonna be deadly dangerous with a good chance of death.

**Sploshy**: And that's why we'll need help!

**Finbar**: You want a beer?

**Tubb**: I'd like to order something strong.

**Finbar**: Wait your turn, fancy pants. Tubb and Sploshy! And Theodore too!

**Theodore**: Juicy!

**Tubb**: Finbar, we need your help.

**Sploshy**: Bathsville City is overrun with deadly TV monsters.

**Man**: Hey, where's my beer?

**Finbar**: Beer? I'm not even a real person, I'm a just a mighty shark! Let's ride!

**Benjie**: Can I come too, Finbar?

**Finbar**: Son, you guys are my beautiful, precious buddies. But I cannot let you come with me.

**Benjie**: I have chest hair.

**Finbar**: It's just like mine. Wait a minute. That's not a chest hair. That's cupcake frosting. C'mon Let's go.

**Benjie & Sis**: Whoa!

**Terence**: Sponge. Forceps. A swab.

**Sploshy**: Terence. We need your help.

**Terence**: I can drop everything. Toothbrush.

**Reg**: Subway. Eat fresh. Hoo!

**Tubb**: Yo, Chicken Reg!

**Reg**: In the flesh. Ba-gawk-oh!

**Sploshy**: Bathsville City is in trouble. Will you help us?

**Reg**: You bet I will. I just need someone to cover my shift. Thanks, tree.

**Sploshy**: Danny, Sam, Tucker and Jazz, help us. Kitty and Dudley, we need help. Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, help! Bunsen, wanna help?

**Tubb**: Okay, gang. We'll be traveling to the island using my Grocery Deliverator! All right, who wants to go first?

**Theodore**: Hungry.

**Tubb**: Yes, Theodore, hungry for adventure. See you on the island, my brave tugboat.

**Theodore**: Afraid!

**Tubb**: It worked!

**Theodore**: Banana! Banana! Banana! Theodore!

**Tubb**: I guess it only works on food. I gotta fix that.

**Banjo**: Ahoy there, skipper, my boy.

**Tubb**: Banjo.

**Rubbadubbers**: Banjo?

**Tubb**: Banjo, no. How did you know we were here?

**Banjo**: I could see you from Yellow Bog. Tubb, if you're going home, so am I.

**Tubb**: The island's gonna be very dangerous--

**Banjo**: I was born on the island, and I wanna die on that island, just like Winona. Besides, I know that place like the inside of a tackle box. I wanna help.

**Tubb**: No!

**Sploshy**: Tubb, let him help.

**Finbar**: The bear does have a boat.

**Reg**: Which is twice as many boats as we have.

**Terence**: Let's go.

**Tubb**: Fine. But we'll get there faster if we use the Grocery Deliverator.

**Theodore**: Theodore!

**Tubb**: Aah! Okay, okay, we'll take the boat!

**Banjo**: Shoving off! Ninety-nine buckets Of chum on a boat Ninety-nine buckets Of chum Nineteen buckets of chum on a boat Nineteen buckets of chum You hold your nose And out one goes There's 18 buckets of chum on a boat We'll be there in two flaps of a sardine's fluke!

**Tubb**: Thanks, Banjo! Okay, when we land at Bathsville City, our first objective is to get to my lab. I can use my old computer to pinpoint the Food Machine 2000's location. Once we find it, we can shut it down with the utterly irreplaceable BS-USB.

**Reg**: What if you don't find it?

**Tubb**: I have to. It's my machine. If the world gets destroyed by these, it's my fault. I can't let that happen.

**Banjo**: Land ho! Land ho!

**Tubb**: If we work together, this should be like beauty and the--

**Terence**: Beast.

**Tubb**: Oh, no! We're--

**Sploshy**: Underground Ernie!

**Finbar**: Mighty Underground Ernie!

**Tubb**: This is totally--

**Theodore**: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

**Tubb**: I was gonna say "nuts," but now I'm afraid to.

**Reg**: Oh No.

**Theodore**: Home!

**Tubb**: No! Theodore, wait! The jungle's no place for a tugboat.

**Theodore**: Home, home, home!

**Sploshy**: Terence, are you getting this?

**Terence**: I certainly am.

**Sploshy**: Tubb. Look! The climate has shifted dramatically to allow this much vegetation to grow!

**Tubb**: Aah! Sploshy! Ratkitties!

**Banjo**: Okay, then. All ashore that's going ashore.

**Tubb**: Banjo, this place is really dangerous. I'd feel better if you stayed here on the boat where it's safe.

**Banjo**: Safe? I wanna help.

**Tubb**: I'd never forgive myself if you got eaten by the Were-Rabbit.

**Finbar**: He's right, Banjo. Don't worry, we'll get your home back.

**Banjo**: Well, fine.

**Tubb**: Thanks, Banjo. We'll try to be back before suppertime, okay?

**Banjo**: Sure.

[And so Tubb and the others enter the forest,[

**Tubb**: Whoa. Just as I thought, Look what's happened to our town.

**Finbar**: Look. There's Sis's old princess costume.

**Terence**: My old van.

**Reg**: Look! An old thing that I've never seen before!

**Tubb**: That's where the guys in KARE were attacked by Feathers McGraw.

**Reg**: It's like a net. Let's get out of here!

**Sploshy**: No, wait. What if there's a survivor in there?

**Finbar**: Stand back, everybody. I'm gonna bite the net. Uh... That was the net. Hello? Anybody in here?

**Reg**: Sorry.

**Tubb**: Wow.

**Sploshy**: That is the biggest kid I've ever seen in my life.

**Reg**: Is it heavy?

**Tubb**: Yeah. But other than that it looks like a perfectly normal female kid.

**Tubb**: AHHHHHH!

**Girl**: AHHHHHH!

**Sploshy**: AHHHHHH!

**Danny**: AHHHHHH!

**Sam**: AHHHHHH!

**Tucker**: AHHHHHH!

**Jazz**: AHHHHHH!

**Reg**: AHHHHHH!

**Theodore**: AHHHHHH!

**Finbar**: AHHHHHH!

**Terence**: AHHHHHH!

**Timmy**: AHHHHHH!

**Cosmo**: AHHHHHH!

**Wanda**: AHHHHHH!

**Dudley**: AHHHHHH!

**Kitty**: AHHHHHH!

**Bunsen**: AHHHHHH!

**Girl**: AHHHHHH! Tubby?

**Tubb**: AHHHH!!!

**Reg**: Oooohhhh....It's moving!

**Tubb**: Heh, heh. Oh, that was a close one.

**Sploshy**: You got a little someone stuck to your pants.

**Tubb**: Ah! Get it off! Get it off me! Sploshy! Sploshy!

**Sploshy**: Hey, wait, wait. Stop!

**Tubb**: Stop! Sploshy, don't touch it! Put it down! Put it down!

**Sploshy**: Look at her.

**Tubb**: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

**Sploshy**: Seriously? Aww. I think I'll name her Scarlett Dovey!

**Tubb**: Okay, Sploshy, could you please put "Scarlett Dovey" down? Look, we have to get to the Food Machine so we can shut it down with this utterly irreplaceable BS-USB.

[The girl mutant grabs the key.]

**Tubb**: Hey! That's not for you! I need that. Please? That BS-USB is really important.

**Scarlett Dovey**: Tubby?

**Tubb**: Tubby. Yes.

**Scarlett Dovey**: Tubby.

**Tubb**: Hi, Tubby. Hey, you wanna hand it to me, buddy? I beg you. Please?

**Scarlett Dovey**: No.

**Tubb**: Please?

**Scarlett Dovey**: Tubby.

**Tubb**: Tubby, Tubby. Yes. Yes. There you go. No!

**Timmy Turner**: Let's get her!!!

**Tubb**: Don't let her get away! Stop! Stop! Gotcha. Aah! Here, you take it, you take it. You're gonna have to carry her until she passes the BS-USB.

**Sploshy**: And by "pass," you mean...

**Tubb**: Yes. Look, we better get a move on before we run into any more of these characters.

**Sploshy**: Oh! It's so beautiful.

**Finbar**: It's enough to make a mighty shark cry. But not this shark. Get back in there, tear.

**Tubb**: Wow, I can't believe the Food Machine created all of this. Ah! Where's Scarlett?

**Scarlett Dovey**: Whee. Ha, ha, ha!

**Finbar**: Uh-oh.

**Tubb**: Just a little bit closer. I can get her. Come on, Finbar, faster.

**Cosmo**: Look at the Mars Needs Moms characters!

**Terence**: There's a bunch of Space Jam characters!

**Finbar**: Those are some fintastic Enchanted characters!

**Reg**: Oh! What's that one over there?

**Sploshy**: That's just Budgie the Little Helicopter.

**Tubb**: SCARLETT! COME ON! Ciaran gave me that BS-USB. It's really important.

**Michael Jordan**: Jordan.

**Theodore**: Theodore.

**Michael Jordan**: Jordan.

**Theodore**: Theodore.

**Michael Jordan**: Jordan.

**Theodore**: Shove. Theodore.

**Tubb**: There's Peter Rabbit in the boat!

**Finbar**: Hold on, everyone. This ain't gonna be no picnic.

**Tubb**: Stop! Get back here! Keep it steady, Finbar.

**Sploshy**: Everything’s Rosie characters!

**Tubb**: Scarlett, grab my hand! Scarlett!

**Finbar**: Freeze, young lady.

**Tubb**: Thanks, Finbar. Ugh.

**Sploshy**: Okay, come here. You have caused enough trouble for one day.

**Reg**: Vampirina characters!

**Terence**: The Hunchback of Notre Dame characters.

**Sploshy**: I can't believe your machine reprogrammed itself to create this entire ecosystem of living TV stuff. How is that even possible?

**Tubb**: I have no idea. Best we don't think about it. The world should know about this.

**Sploshy**: Terence, is your camera still working?

**Terence**: Of course. I've been rolling since we landed.

**Amelia**: So much for keeping this a secret.

**Ciaran**: We can't let these friends tell the world anything. What we need to do is go there and separate Tubb from his friends so we can manage the situation.

**Red iPhone**: Champion!

**White iPhone**: Brilliant idea.

**iPod touch**: Way to go, Ciaran.

**Ciaran**: Thank you. Amelia, you take care of that starfish.

**Amelia**: But, sir, I'm a scientist.

**Ciaran**: That's why I need you. I want the same brilliant mind that solved the unified field theory to help me help Tesco.

**Amelia**: Consider it done, sir.

**Ciaran**: Good Amelia. To the Helpicopter.

**Tubb**: Oh, Finbar. Pull over there.

**Finbar**: Duck!

**Terence**: Duck? I love-- Ba-gawk!

**Reg**: Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah! You guys, that wasn't so bad.

**Tubb**: Yeah, well, be thankful we didn't run into Victor Quartermaine!

**Finbar**: Run!

**Theodore**: Juicy. Juicy. Juicy.

**Finbar**: Terence!

**Wanda**: Wait for me! Ba-gawk-oh!

**Finbar**: I'm glad you still wearing that diaper.

**Cosmo**: I wish I brought a fresh one!

**Tubb**: Hey, guys! Down this alley!

**Sploshy**: Oh, no! Dead end.

**Finbar**: Ciaran guy?

**Ciaran**: Greetings, and namaste.

**Tubb**: Ciaran! You're here!

**Ciaran**: That's right, young frog. And by the looks of things, just in time.

**Finbar**: One minute later, and we would have been TV for that TV.

**Tubb**: These are my friends. They’re the bravest, smartest people I know.

**Reg**: Help! My shoes are totally covered in worms! Oh wait those are my toes, never mind!

**Ciaran**: I suppose bringing them along shows initiative.

**Theodore**: Corless!

**Ciaran**: I should have never let you go alone in the first place. Good job!

**Amelia**: Can I say something?

**Terence**: Apparently you can.

**Ciaran**: This is Amelia, my number two.

**Amelia**: Why are you carrying a little girl in your backpack, Sploshy?

**Ciaran**: Stand back, everyone!

**Sploshy**: Hey, hey, hey, stop. You're scaring her.

**Amelia**: Scaring her? Oh, please, it's probably got a mouth full of fangs.

**Reg**: Now you're scaring me.

**Sploshy**: I've been carrying her and she hasn't hurt anyone.

**Amelia**: I'm sorry. Are you a scientist?

**Sploshy**: Matter of fact, I am.

**Tubb**: She's a meteorologist.

**Amelia**: Meteorology. Oh, I love it. The science of smiling and having pretty hair while you point at a map.

**Tubb**: Actually it's a very important job--

**Sploshy**: Meteorology is a comprehensive analysis--

**Ciaran**: Sploshy, Amelia. Please. I'm sure we can all agree that one of you is a scientist. Young frog, why was your starfish friend carrying this wonderfully awful little brat in her backpack?

**Tubb**: Why is the bratty little girl in the backpack? Well, um, that's funny. Um... It's... Uh... You know what he did? Um... She, uh... She ate the BS-USB.

**Ciaran**: Not the BSUSB.

**Amelia**: I'm on it.

**Finbar**: Watch out! She's got a knife!

**Sploshy**: If you touch her hair...

**Amelia**: Step away from the girl, Sploshy.

**Finbar**: That plane thing scared the vomit out of her!

**Tubb**: Oh, no, it's vomited.

**Theodore**: Lick. Lick. Lick.

**Tubb**: Oh, thanks, Theodore.

**Ciaran**: Young frog. The world could've been destroyed because of Scarlett Dovey. We cannot allow any more mistakes like this. Oh... It won't be long before those Everything’s Rosie, Big and Wallace and Gromit characters learn to swim and make their way to the mainland. What is your plan?

**Tubb**: I need to get back to my lab so I can make contact with the Food Machine.

**Ciaran Corless**: Brilliant!

**Finbar**: I'll lead the way. Arr, arr.

**Lynne Byrne**: No, we'll lead the way.

**Ciaran Corless's Relations**: Safe, safe, safe.

**Ciaran Corless**: I believe my Cops of Safety are better equipped to lead us in their police outfits.

**Scarlett Dovey**: Tubby?

(Having his left boat at the key, Banjo adventures into the jungle.)

**Banjo**: "I'll be back before supper." What a bunch of baloney. Just leave me on the boat without any food. I know a place where I can get something to eat. There she is. Home sweet home. (Benjie and Sis' house. He steps inside and changes the sign on the door from closed to open. He starts a generator and the lights come on. The place is bare) What? There's no sardines? Had to be looters. (He opens the safe) Ah. Vintage Baby Reg. (Sniffs) Ah.

(He takes a can of sardines from the safe and is about to eat them when a gang of Big characters come into the shop. They ransack the place and look for sardines. Back behind the counter, Banjo fetches a spare gun off the wall. It goes off in his hand.)

**Banjo**: Oh chum.

[Joshua "Josh" Baskin picks up the spare. He turns around and sees Banjo hiding behind the counter. He rushes to him with the spare raised.]

**Banjo**: No, no!

[It spares one of the sardines and eats it]

**Banjo**: Uh-huh. Yeah. Heh. I like them too. I do. I love them. Mine. No, no. Mine. Off. Off. Mine. No, no, mine. Mine. Off.

[They fight over the sardine tin. Joshua "Josh" Baskin gets the tin and the others join it. They squabble over the sardines]

**Banjo**: Hey, hey, hey. Easy, you guys. Come on, you could lose an eye.

[The Big characters jab fishing rods at Banjo and pointing at the empty tin]

**Banjo**: Look, I tell you what. You want more sardines? I can get you more sardines.

**Reg**: Hey, thanks for loaning me these skinny jeans, Tubb.

**Finbar**: Those aren't skinny jeans.

**Terence**: Nope.

**Reg**: My feet are turning purple. Is that bad? Uh-oh.

**Tubb**: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles characters! Ah!

**Finbar**: Go, go, go! Come on, Reg!

**Theodore**: Ow! Ow! Ow!

**Ciaran Corless**: Those Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles nearly hit us.

**Sploshy**: Are you okay?

**Tubb**: Oh, my gosh. My house!

**Theodore**: Home, home, home!

**Sploshy**: Oh, my gosh. Your lab!

**Tubb**: Oh, crap balls.

**Finbar**: We can't go up there, Tubb. That dangly, upsy-downsy lab's not to code.

**Tubb**: I've got to, if I'm gonna find the Food Machine.

**Sploshy**: We can do it. Those load-bearing vines will be able to support a small team.

**Ciaran Corless**: Onwards and upwards!

**Tubb**: Right, sir. To the lab!

**Ciaran Corless**: Cops, keep the locals safe.

**Finbar**: I'll keep them safe.

**Reg**: Hey, guys! Where you going? Guys! Hey wait for me! Uh-oh. A little help?

**Sploshy**: It seems like only yesterday I was in this portapotty for the very first time.

**Amelia**: Yes, seems like only yesterday I cracked cold fusion. That’s the kind of stuff I do.

**Theodore**: Spooky.

**Tubb**: Spooky is right, Theodore.

**Ciaran Corless**: I say, this laboratory of yours is a wonder of engineering.

**Tubb**: Really? Thank you, sir. Initiating backup power.

**Voice**: [damaged] Welcome, Tubb.

**Tubb**: Whoa, my computer's dead.

**Ciaran Corless**: The fate of the world is depending on us. Think, frog.

**Tubb**: Well, if I could pull the hard drive, there's enough equipment in this lab that I could build a tracking device.

**Ciaran Corless**: [catches Tubb with a trampoline] Tubb!

**Tubb**: Whoa!

**Ciaran Corless**: I say, young Tubb, what a trampoline you have.

**Tubb**: Thank you, sir. It's my trampoline. I invented them when I was 6.

**Ciaran Corless**: I had no idea we were so alike. Except I invented mine when I was 3.

**Sploshy**: You guys have been jumping on the same trampolines since you were kids?

**Both**: Yes!

**Amelia**: Excuse me. How do you expect us to get the hard drive with all that electrified water?

**Tubb**: We jump!

**Ciaran Corless**: Come, frog, give the airplane your trampoline.

**Amelia**: What?

**Ciaran Corless**: Lay on, young Tubb.

**Tubb**: Whoa! Whoa! Yes! Heh, heh.

**Sploshy**: Whoa!

**Ciaran Corless**: You know, jumping from my trampoline in this space brings back so many memories. I too built my lab up high to keep the bullies out!

**Tubb**: You were bullied too?

**Ciaran Corless**: Absolutely. People like us are always bullied. Sometimes I wish I'd kept my bullies around.

**Tubb**: Really?

**Ciaran Corless**: So I could crush them with my success. Just like you did with the Leave-Me-Alone Monster.

**Tubb**: You mean Reg? Sure, he used to be a bully, but he's my friend now.

**Ciaran Corless**: Friend? A bully can never be your friend.

**Tubb**: Never?

**Ciaran Corless**: Remember the ancient Chinese proverb:[chinese language]

**Tubb**: Huh?

**Ciaran Corless**: "Stew offered by a bully is poisoned broth."

**Tubb**: Wow, stew. I have so much to learn. Mission accomplished!

**Ciaran Corless**: Indeed, young Tubb. Indeed.

**Reg**: Help! Help! Come on, guys. Get me ou--!

**Tubb**: You okay, Finbar?

**Finbar**: My tummy has been growling all day.

**Ciaran Corless**: Don't worry. Tesco Cops have badges on their uniforms. Bravo, frog. With luck, we'll survive the night.

**Terence**: Sounds like midnight snacks.

**Reg**: Dr. Terence! This is delish-- delish-- yummy!

**Terence**: I call it Terence's Gorilla Stew.

**Reg**: So how do you make a gorilla stew?

**Terence**: You keep it waiting for two hours.

**Tubb**: Hey, guys. Oh, that smells good.

**Reg**: Hey, Tubb! Wanna try some of this special stew? I saved you a bowl. It's killer.

**Tubb**: Killer stew. [Ciaran speaking chinese] No! Thank you, Reg.

**Finbar**: Ever since that Ciaran guy showed up, Tubb's been acting--

**Theodore**: Jerky.

**Terence**: He rejected my stew. No one has ever rejected my stew.

**Sploshy**: I'm gonna go talk to him. Tubb, wait up.

**Tubb**: Yeah, Sploshy?

**Sploshy**: Is something wrong?

**Tubb**: Yeah, we blew a fuse.

**Sploshy**: You blew a fuse. Why are you being so weird to your friends?

**Tubb**: What? I haven't been weird.

**Sploshy**: You karate-chopped Terence's stew out of Reg's hands. You hurt their feelings.

**Tubb**: Sploshy, you wouldn't understand. [speaking chinese]

**Sploshy**: I do understand, but you're forgetting that: [speaking chinese.]

**Tubb**: Huh?

**Sploshy**: "A bully turned friend will be friend to the end." Listen, Reg came here to help you. We all did. And you're acting like we're just in your way. Remember, we work together.

**Ciaran Corless**: That starfish is ruining our plan.

**Amelia**: I just need more time, sir.

**Ciaran Corless**: We don't have more time. If we don't get the Food Machine 2000 in the next 48 hours, we'll miss our deadline to release Food Bar 8.0. I'll be a laughingstock!

**Amelia**: Sir, let me handle this.

**Ciaran Corless**: Never send an airplane to do Ciaran work. I'll take care of it.

(On the boat, Banjo faces the Big characters)

**Banjo**: Okay, guys, we're here. Hey, hey, hey! That is not for you. All right, let's get to it.

(The Big characters jump with excitement. Mr. MacMillan holds a bucket of chum as they scurry under the deck.)

**Banjo**: Okay. You got this, right?

**Big characters**: (smiles) Yes.

**Banjo**: Okay. Then you wanna put one of these on there, like that.

(Mr. MacMillan tries eating the lure)

**Banjo**: No, no, no. No, don't eat that. That's bad. You'll hurt yourself.

(Billy Kopecki slaps Mr. MacMillan)

**Mr. MacMillan**: Ow! Stop that.

**Banjo**: Hey, hey, easy! Stop picking on Mr. MacMillan, will you? How would you like it if he was shoving you? Okay, now watch. Are you watching? One and two and three!

(Banjo casts)

**Banjo**: Catch the big one!

(Mr. MacMillan eats chum as Banjo reels in a sardine)

**Banjo**: Yeah, good, huh? It's called fishing.

**Big characters**: (gasp)

(The Big characters cast their lines. Joshua "Josh" Baskin plays the harmonica while Billy Kopecki accidentally casts Mr. MacMillan into the water.)

**Banjo**: Out on my boat With Mr. MacMillan who likes dill Billy's sour He's a real bitter man Susan's so sweet With her duck friend Wildwing Flashblade Teaching Big characters to fish That's my crazy world

(Billy Kopecki reels Mr. MacMillan in with a mouth full of sardines.)

**Banjo**: I tell you, if only Tubb liked fishing as much as you guys.

(Banjo faces his sardine)

**Banjo**: Why am I talking to a Big character?

(The fish shrugs.)

**Lynne Byrne**: Dangerous TV characters detected. Stay put. We'll find and destroy them.

[Scarlett Dovey chuckles]

**Sploshy**: Scarlett! You can't be here.

**Terence**: You better hide her.

**Tubb**: Okay, gang! Today's the day we find the Food Machine. Sploshy, I was thinking about what you said last night--

**Scarlett Dovey**: N-woo?

**Tubb**: What?

**Sploshy**: Me too.

**Tubb**: Right. Listen, I have been acting weird, but it's only because I'm under a lot of pressure.

**Scarlett Dovey**: N-woo?

**Tubb**: What?

**Sploshy**: So true!

**Tubb**: But I'm also doing this for us. You see, I still want Sploshtubb to happen, but it can't. Not until I become a great inventor like Ciaran.

**Sploshy**: Tubb, you don't have to prove anything--

**Ciaran Corless**: [drops between Tubb and Sploshy] Ha, ha. Frog! How goes the inventing?

**Tubb**: Uh, very good, sir. Uh, I was up all night making this. I call it the Food Jungle Topographical Pointing Machine 2000. Or...

**Ciaran Corless**: The Food Jungle Topographical Pointing Machine 2000! Brilliant!

**Tubb**: Oh, thank you, sir. Follow the beam, find the machine. All I have to do now is cut the leg holes.

**Ciaran Corless**: Ooh.

**Sploshy**: Huh. Well, maybe it's better here.

**Tubb**: Great idea, Sploshy. And, guys, you can help me by--

**Ciaran Corless**: Excuse us. Your friends are distracting you from our mission.

**Tubb**: Distracting?

**Finbar**: The Mighty Finbar doesn't trust that Corless.

**Ciaran Corless**: We should be hunting the Food Machine 2000, not chitchatting.

**Tubb**: But, sir, I--

**Ciaran Corless**: You're heading into the deepest, darkest part of the jungle. You need to focus on saving the world. Be a hero.

**Tubb**: Okay. You're right, sir.

**Ciaran Corless**: Excellent! Let's go!

**Sploshy**: Okay, Scarlett, time to go home now. Okay. Okay. Okay, one more hug, Scarlett.

**Scarlett Dovey**: Scarlett?

**Sploshy**: Right! Scarlett. You Scarlett.

**Scarlett Dovey**: Scarlett.

**Sploshy**: And I'm Sploshy.

**Scarlett Dovey**: Splishy Sploshy Splosh Splosh.

**Sploshy**: Right! Splishy Splosh--

**Tubb**: Come on, Sploshy!

**Sploshy**: Coming! Okay, Scarlett, time to go home now. Now go. Now you go on home. Bye.

[Hi-5 - Let's Get to Work plays]

**Scarlett Dovey**: Huh? Splishy Sploshy Splosh Splosh!

[And so the group travel throughout the Bathsville City island. Scarlett Dovey had summon some of her friends and followed them without getting seen.]

[Hi-5 - Let's Get to Work stops]

**Terence**: Mike! Teavee!

**Finbar**: Mighty me!

**Alan Byrne**: I got this, Finbar! I'm okay!

**Tubb**: Up there! Hurry, Sploshy! Amelia! You okay?

**Amelia**: Uh-huh.

**Lynne Byrne**: Freeze!

**Tubb**: Come on, let's go! Let's get out of here!

**Ciaran Corless**: Bravo, young frog, bravo!

**Sploshy**: A boy?

**Tubb**: Sploshy!

**Scarlett Dovey**: Splishy Sploshy Splosh Splosh!

[Tubb and the gang are walking in the pink swamp, getting close to the Food Machine.]

**Tubb**: Almost there. The Food Machine 2000 should be across this toothpaste swamp.

**Terence**: [awed] This pink stuff smells like strawberry toothpaste.

**Reg**: What's the matter, Victoria, old buddy?

**Ciaran**: Don’t worry, Leave-Me-Alone Monster. They, like all the other abominable TV monsters, will soon be no more.

**Sploshy**: Wait, Tubb! What if we’re making... a big mistake?

**Tubb**: Mistake?

**Sploshy**: About shutting off the Food Machine 2000. Some of these characters... They’re incredible!

**Ciaran**: Incredibly dangerous! We were just attacked by Mike Teavee!

**Tubb**: He’s right, Sploshy. I mean, we were almost eaten by Philip.

**Sploshy**: It doesn’t mean we have to destroy all of them. Some of the TV stuff’s actually been... friendly.

**Terence**: It is true. The Underground Ernie characters are especially adorable.

**Tubb**: Okay. Maybe we– [Amelia shoves him] Ow! (Why'd you do that for?!)

**Amelia**: Bakerloo... was gonna knock you over.

**Ciaran**: See? Even the trains are attacking us.

**Sploshy**: The only reason they're knocking down is because of the drop of barometric pressure. Vehicles do that before a storm. [refers to the storm clouds] And by the look of those nimbostratus clouds–

**Ciaran**: Starfish, we are not talking about the weather. [hits Tubb in the tracking helmet] We are talking about TV stuff here. Dangerous TV stuff that does (shakes his head) not have human emotion. TV stuff that is (shakes his head again) not friendly! TV STUFF THAT CANNOT LOVE!! [shakes his head again and makes a heart shape with his hands]

**Sploshy**: Tubb, we should be studying the 3:10 to Yuma, 9 to 5, 28 Days Later, 2001: A Space Odyssey, A Bridge too far, A Bug’s Life, A Christmas story, A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up Timmy Turner!, A hard days night, A Knights Tale, Absolute Beginners, Adventure Time, Against all odds, Alexis's World, All My Children, Almost Famous, America’s most wanted, An Officer and a Gentleman, Angelina Ballerina, Animal Stories, Annoying Orange, Apocalypse now, Archibald the Koala, Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?, Art Attack!, Baby Looney Tunes, Back to the Future, Barney and Friends, Barney’s Great Adventure, Battlestar Galactica, Baywatch, Bedtime stories, Bee Movie, Bewitched, Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure, BJ and the Bear, Bob the Builder, Bosco, bourne identity, Brambly Hedge, Bridget Jones Diary, Caddyshack, Cars, Casablanca, Cats Don't Dance, Cast Away, Chariots of Fire, Chicken Little, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Chopped, Chowder, Christmas Carol, Chuck Berry, Clarence, Come Outside, Construction Site, Courage the Cowardly Dog, creature from the Black lagoon, Cow and Chicken, Dances with wolves, Dancing with the stars, Danger Mouse, Dangerous Minds, Days of Our Lives, Days of thunder, Desperate housewives, Despicable Me, Dexter's Laboratory, Dial: help, Die Hard, Dirty Dancing, Doctor Who, Dog Day Afternoon, Donnie Darko, Doogie Howser, MD, Dr. Seuss, Dream Street, Dumbo, Early Man, Electric Dreams, Enemy Mine, Entertainment Tonight, Extreme Makeover, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Fanboy & Chum Chum, Fantastic voyage, Finding Nemo, Fireman Sam, Flash Gordon, Flashdance, Flushed Away, Follow That Bird, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Fourways Farm, Fraggle Rock, Frankenstein, Freaks and Geeks, freaky Friday, Frozen, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, George Lopez, Ghost, Gladiator, Goldfinger, Gone with the Wind, Good Morning Vietnam, Goodfellas, Goosebumps, Grandpa in my Pocket, Green acres, Gremlins, Gundam, hellraiser, Hey Arnold, High School Musical, Hilltop Hospital, Hogans Heroes, Honey, I Shrunk The Kids, I Am Weasel, I Dream or Jeannie, I Love Toy Trains, I robot, I Was a Teenage Werewolf, Ice Age, In the Night Garden..., Inspector Gadget, Invader Zim, Jerry Maguire, Jimmy Neutron, Jurassic Park, Karate Kid, King Kong, Kipper the Dog, Knight Rider, Kubo and the two strings, Kung Fu Panda, Lampies, Lassie, Last action hero, LazyTown, Leave It to Beaver, Legally Blonde, Let’s Make A Deal, Little Princess, Little Shop of Horrors, Love Actually, M.A.S.K., Macdonald's Farm, Madagascar, Magnum PI, Mannequin, Mario, Married to the mob, MasterChef, meet the parents, Meg and Mog, Men in Black, Mission impossible, Mister ed, Monsters, Inc., My Best Friends Wedding, My Love From The Star, Notting Hill, Numberblocks, Numberjacks, OOglies, Oswald, Over the Hedge, Parenthood, PAW Patrol, Philadelphia, Phineas and Ferb, Pingu, Pinocchio, Planes, Planes 2, Planet of the apes, poltergeist, Pretty In Pink, Pretty Woman, Pulp fiction, Real wheels, Regular Show, Reservoir Dogs, Ricky Business, Robin Hood Prince of Thieves, Robots, Rock of ages, Rocky, Rolie Polie Olie: The Great Defender of Fun, Romeo and Juliet, Rugrats, saved by the bell, Seinfeld, Sergeant Stripes, Sesame Street, Sheeep, Shining Time Station, Shrek, Silence of the Lambs, Sleeping Beauty, Sleeping With The Enemy, Sleepless in Seattle, Sliding Doors, Smurfs: the lost village, Something Special, Sooty, Soup For One, Speed, Spider-Man, Spot, Stand by Me, Star Wars, Stargate, Super Friends, SuperTed, TUGS, Taxi driver, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, The Angry Birds Movie (2016), The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland, The Adventures of Parsley, The Animal Shelf, The Amazing World of Gumball, The Avengers, The Beach, The Beverly Hillbillies, The Bodyguard, The Bold and the Beautiful, The Boxtrolls, The Brady Bunch, The Breakfast Club, The Crocodile Hunter, The Dark Knight, The Day The Earth Caught Fire, The Dukes of Hazards, The fast and the furious, The Fly, The Full Monty, The Godfather, The Great Gatsby, The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, The History Channel, The Hoobs, The Incredible Hulk, The Lego Movie, The Likeaballs, The Maltese Falcon, The Matrix, The Mod Squad, The Muppet Show, The Never Ending Story, The Odd Couple, The Partridge Family, The Shining, The Simpsons, The Sopranos, The sound of music, The Story Makers, The Terminator, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, The Towering Interno, The Transporters, The Truman Show, The Twilight Zone, The Wedding Singer, The Wheel of Fortune, The Wheels on the Bus, The Wiggles, The Wiggles Movie, The X-Flies, Thomas and Friends, Thomas And the Magic Railroad, Tiny Planets, Top gun, Top Secret, Torn, Totally Blonde, Toy Story, Transformers Prime, Turner and Hooch, Two and a Half Men, Ulysses 31, Up, Vicar of Dibley, Victorious, Waterworld, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Wild Wild West, Winnie the Pooh, Without a force, Wizadora, Wizard of Waverly Place, Wobbly Land, Woody Woodpecker, Wreck-It Ralph, WWE Friday Night SmackDown, Yoko! Jakamoko! Toto!, Your Friends and Neighbors, Zookeeper, Beauty and the beast, PicMe, This Is Scarlett and Isaiah, Snow White, Ghostbusters, Anastasia, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Clifford's Puppy Days, Christopher Crocodile, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, I Can Cook, Lady and the Tramp, Underground Ernie, Dog and Duck, Enchanted, Big, Footloose, Tractor Tom, Titanic, Budgie the Little Helicopter, Zingzillas, space Jam, mars needs moms, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Percy the Park Keeper, Treacle People, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Indiana Jones, The Koala Brothers, A Rankin/Bass-esque Christmas special, Mamma Mia, Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series, Balamory, Mermaids, Peter Rabbit, Wizard of Oz, Recess, Vampirina, The Magic Key, Grease, Batman: The Animated Series, Wallace and Gromit, Everything’s Rosie, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Big Cook Little Cook, Les Misérables, Timmy time and Fame characters, not killing them. What if he's wrong?

[beat]

**Ciaran**: [to Tubb] The choice is yours, son - live up to your full potential or walk away and let the TV monsters destroy Lady Liberty.

**Tubb**: Sploshy, finding that Food Machine 2000 and saving the world... That's what matters.

**Sploshy**: [shocked and hurt] Really? Our opinion doesn't matter?

**Tubb**: Of course it does! Yes! Yes, it matters, but... just... just not right now.

**Reg**: Oh no!

**Finbar**: Not again!

**Theodore**: Trains!

**Sploshy**: [angry] Yeah!? [takes the drawn vest sticky note off the drawing of Sploshtubb] Well, I guess this doesn't matter, either, young frog. (Does it?!) [pins the sticky note on Tubb’s shirt] (You know what?) I’ll just... see you back on the boat. [drops the drawing on the syrup and storms off... well, sort of]

**Tubb**: (Oh, man.) Sploshy! Sploshy, please! Please! Listen to me! No! No! Come back! Sploshy! Oh, boy. Hey, Finbar, would you talk to her?

**Finbar**: [sternly] You bet I will. Arr, arr. Hey, Sploshy, wait for me! [follows Sploshy]

**Terence**: I'm sorry, but goodbye [leaves]

**Reg**: [sadly] Bye, Tubb. [leaves as well]

**Theodore**: Theodore! [hops onto Terence]

**Tubb**: And you, Theodore? [his friends leave him on his own with Ciaran] What just happened? [picks up the drawing from the syrup]

**Ciaran**: You have made the right choice, son. (Now, let's go find your machine.) [to his relations] Guys, keep them... safe. [grins evilly as he walks off with Tubb and Amelia while the relations march after the gang]

**Dog and Duck**: [throwing and destroying all trains from Underground Ernie]

**Ciaran Corless**: Ah, Young frog, we're getting close. I feel it in my beard!

**Tubb**: Water goes in the top and food comes out the bottom. It's gotta be inside that big rock candy mountain!

**Ciaran Corless**: This is exactly why I wanted you on this mission. Sally forth, frog.

[Back at the forest]

**Sploshy**: I can't believe Tubb is still listening to that guy!

**Terence**: Tubb is naive. It appears he is being manipulated for some nefarious purpose.

**Sploshy**: Of course he is!

**Finbar**: [after he and the others saw the Were-Rabbit] Sploshy! Freeze!

**Sploshy**: What?

**Finbar**: Stay calm and walk toward me slowly.

**Reg**: Very slowly.

**Sploshy**: Oh, come on. Now you're acting weird. I'm in no mood for this. AHH!

**Finbar**: Stop right there, rabbit monster! Nobody eats my friends on my watch!

**Sploshy**: No, wait! Ciaran's been lying to us about these characters, and I am going to prove it.

**Finbar**: Sploshy, don't do it! It's TVicide!

**Theodore**: Danger! Danger! Danger!

**Sploshy**: Nice Were-Rabbit. Ohh. Ugh.

**Theodore**: Juicy.

**Reg**: Dude! You got special-spited!

**Sploshy**: It's Okay, guys. See? He's not mean. Hhe's just a little rabbity.

**Reg**: Whoa. What's it doing?

**Sploshy**: I think she wants you to scratch his stomach.

**Reg**: Aw. I like that too. Who's a good Were-Rabbit? He's cute!

**Finbar**: But why did she attack us before?

**Sploshy**: Because we were dressed like them.

**Reg**: He doesn't like backpacks?

**Terence**: No. It appears he doesn't like Tesco. The TV characters know something we do not.

[He switch the Tesco Logo into something else. It spelled Ocset.]

**Reg**: Who's OC-SET?

**Terence**: Not "OC-SET." Ocset.

**Sploshy**: I knew it! Ciaran's up to something terrible. We have to warn Tubb!

**Finbar**: Arr, arr!

**Sploshy**: Run!

**Lynne Byrne**: You're not warning anyone about anything.

**Sploshy**: Splish splash Splosh.

**Ciaran Corless**: Magnificent.

**Tubb**: The Food Machine must be up there.

**Ciaran Corless**: A very unpleasant fall. Finish the job, frog.

**Tubb**: Yes, sir. Made it! Food Machine. Look, I'm sorry I have to do this to you again. But I can't let your swimming Wallace and Gromit characters destroy Lady Liberty or the world.

[Balamory Theme plays then stops]

**Tubb**: Sploshy was right. This is a mistake.

**Ciaran Corless**: Oh, dear!

**Tubb**: Sir! Uh, sir?

**Ciaran Corless**: There it is.

**Tubb**: Wait.

**Ciaran Corless**: In all its glory.

**Tubb**: Ciaran, look, I can't do this.

**Ciaran Corless**: Oh, okay. I will.

**Tubb**: What? Wait. Ciaran, Wait. We can't destroy it.

**Ciaran Corless**: Let go of me, Tubb.

**Tubb**: No, sir, I can't let you do this.

**Voice**: Tesco. Every little helps.

**Tubb**: The BS-USB... reprogrammed it!?

**Ciaran Corless**: It was never gonna turn off the machine. A BS-USB? Hello! (Duh!) Your machine is what I wanted all along.

**Tubb**: You... lied to me.

**Ciaran Corless**: Of course I lied to you. I knew you'd eventually fall for these pathetic creatures.

**Tubb**: [heartbroken] But… but you were my idol. My whole life, I looked up to you. I wanted to be you! (Why would you do this?)

**Ciaran Corless**: Oh, Tubb. I was just using you to get your invention. We're ready. Launch Operation Slice and Dice. And now that I've got what I want, I no longer need you. I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go.

**Tubb**: Wait, wait, wait. No, no, please.

[Meanwhile, Banjo was having a great time with the other Big characters. Suddenly the birth plants started to wither.]

**Banjo**: Whoa. That's not natural. [the other Big characters started to get scared] No, no, no. Easy, easy, you guys. Don't cry.

**Reg**: Okay, Theodore. If me and you put our two brilliant minds together, we will get out of here.

**Theodore**: Theodore?

**Finbar**: Reg, do you ever get the feeling that maybe Theodore is just a mighty tugboat?

**Reg**: [covers Theodore's ears] Why would you say that about him, Finbar? Why would you ever say that?!

**Amelia**: Of course he's just a tugboat. How stupid are you people? No one should ever put any trust in a tugboat.

**Sploshy**: Ciaran thinks you're an airplane.

**Amelia**: Well, I'm a submarine. Ciaran knows that.

**Sploshy**: But he calls you an airplane.

**Reg**: Ohh…!

**Anastasia**: It is true, he does.

**Amelia**: He's just joking around. (Right? I mean…) Ciaran's my best friend. (Is he?)

**Biff**: If Ciaran was really your friend… would he still call you an airplane?

**Edie McCredie**: Tubby! Tubby!

**Banjo**: Tubb.

**Tubb**: Banjo.

**Banjo**: What’s happening, buddy? You look terrible. What’s with all of them?

**Tubb**: They saved my life. I let Ciaran steal the machine and now he’s starting Operation Slice and Dice.

**Banjo**: Come on, buddy. You’re really not making any sense.

**Tubb**: Look, Ciaran’s gonna wipe out all the characters from 3:10 to Yuma, 9 to 5, 28 Days Later, 2001: A Space Odyssey, A Bridge too far, A Bug’s Life, A Christmas story, A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up Timmy Turner!, A hard days night, A Knights Tale, Absolute Beginners, Adventure Time, Against all odds, Alexis's World, All My Children, Almost Famous, America’s most wanted, An Officer and a Gentleman, Angelina Ballerina, Animal Stories, Annoying Orange, Apocalypse now, Archibald the Koala, Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?, Art Attack!, Baby Looney Tunes, Back to the Future, Barney and Friends, Barney’s Great Adventure, Battlestar Galactica, Baywatch, Bedtime stories, Bee Movie, Bewitched, Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure, BJ and the Bear, Bob the Builder, Bosco, bourne identity, Brambly Hedge, Bridget Jones Diary, Caddyshack, Cars, Casablanca, Cats Don't Dance, Cast Away, Chariots of Fire, Chicken Little, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Chopped, Chowder, Christmas Carol, Chuck Berry, Clarence, Come Outside, Construction Site, Courage the Cowardly Dog, creature from the Black lagoon, Cow and Chicken, Dances with wolves, Dancing with the stars, Danger Mouse, Dangerous Minds, Days of Our Lives, Days of thunder, Desperate housewives, Despicable Me, Dexter's Laboratory, Dial: help, Die Hard, Dirty Dancing, Doctor Who, Dog Day Afternoon, Donnie Darko, Doogie Howser, MD, Dr. Seuss, Dream Street, Dumbo, Early Man, Electric Dreams, Enemy Mine, Entertainment Tonight, Extreme Makeover, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Fanboy & Chum Chum, Fantastic voyage, Finding Nemo, Fireman Sam, Flash Gordon, Flashdance, Flushed Away, Follow That Bird, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Fourways Farm, Fraggle Rock, Frankenstein, Freaks and Geeks, freaky Friday, Frozen, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, George Lopez, Ghost, Gladiator, Goldfinger, Gone with the Wind, Good Morning Vietnam, Goodfellas, Goosebumps, Grandpa in my Pocket, Green acres, Gremlins, Gundam, hellraiser, Hey Arnold, High School Musical, Hilltop Hospital, Hogans Heroes, Honey, I Shrunk The Kids, I Am Weasel, I Dream or Jeannie, I Love Toy Trains, I robot, I Was a Teenage Werewolf, Ice Age, In the Night Garden..., Inspector Gadget, Invader Zim, Jerry Maguire, Jimmy Neutron, Jurassic Park, Karate Kid, King Kong, Kipper the Dog, Knight Rider, Kubo and the two strings, Kung Fu Panda, Lampies, Lassie, Last action hero, LazyTown, Leave It to Beaver, Legally Blonde, Let’s Make A Deal, Little Princess, Little Shop of Horrors, Love Actually, M.A.S.K., Macdonald's Farm, Madagascar, Magnum PI, Mannequin, Mario, Married to the mob, MasterChef, meet the parents, Meg and Mog, Men in Black, Mission impossible, Mister ed, Monsters, Inc., My Best Friends Wedding, My Love From The Star, Notting Hill, Numberblocks, Numberjacks, OOglies, Oswald, Over the Hedge, Parenthood, PAW Patrol, Philadelphia, Phineas and Ferb, Pingu, Pinocchio, Planes, Planes 2, Planet of the apes, poltergeist, Pretty In Pink, Pretty Woman, Pulp fiction, Real wheels, Regular Show, Reservoir Dogs, Ricky Business, Robin Hood Prince of Thieves, Robots, Rock of ages, Rocky, Rolie Polie Olie: The Great Defender of Fun, Romeo and Juliet, Rugrats, saved by the bell, Seinfeld, Sergeant Stripes, Sesame Street, Sheeep, Shining Time Station, Shrek, Silence of the Lambs, Sleeping Beauty, Sleeping With The Enemy, Sleepless in Seattle, Sliding Doors, Smurfs: the lost village, Something Special, Sooty, Soup For One, Speed, Spider-Man, Spot, Stand by Me, Star Wars, Stargate, Super Friends, SuperTed, TUGS, Taxi driver, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, The Angry Birds Movie (2016), The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland, The Adventures of Parsley, The Animal Shelf, The Amazing World of Gumball, The Avengers, The Beach, The Beverly Hillbillies, The Bodyguard, The Bold and the Beautiful, The Boxtrolls, The Brady Bunch, The Breakfast Club, The Crocodile Hunter, The Dark Knight, The Day The Earth Caught Fire, The Dukes of Hazards, The fast and the furious, The Fly, The Full Monty, The Godfather, The Great Gatsby, The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, The History Channel, The Hoobs, The Incredible Hulk, The Lego Movie, The Likeaballs, The Maltese Falcon, The Matrix, The Mod Squad, The Muppet Show, The Never Ending Story, The Odd Couple, The Partridge Family, The Shining, The Simpsons, The Sopranos, The sound of music, The Story Makers, The Terminator, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, The Towering Interno, The Transporters, The Truman Show, The Twilight Zone, The Wedding Singer, The Wheel of Fortune, The Wheels on the Bus, The Wiggles, The Wiggles Movie, The X-Flies, Thomas and Friends, Thomas And the Magic Railroad, Tiny Planets, Top gun, Top Secret, Torn, Totally Blonde, Toy Story, Transformers Prime, Turner and Hooch, Two and a Half Men, Ulysses 31, Up, Vicar of Dibley, Victorious, Waterworld, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Wild Wild West, Winnie the Pooh, Without a force, Wizadora, Wizard of Waverly Place, Wobbly Land, Woody Woodpecker, Wreck-It Ralph, WWE Friday Night SmackDown, Yoko! Jakamoko! Toto!, Your Friends and Neighbors, Zookeeper, Beauty and the beast, PicMe, This Is Scarlett and Isaiah, Snow White, Ghostbusters, Anastasia, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Clifford's Puppy Days, Christopher Crocodile, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, I Can Cook, Lady and the Tramp, Underground Ernie, Dog and Duck, Enchanted, Big, Footloose, Tractor Tom, Titanic, Budgie the Little Helicopter, Zingzillas, space Jam, mars needs moms, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Percy the Park Keeper, Treacle People, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Indiana Jones, The Koala Brothers, A Rankin/Bass-esque Christmas special, Mamma Mia, Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series, Balamory, Mermaids, Peter Rabbit, Wizard of Oz, Recess, Vampirina, The Magic Key, Grease, Batman: The Animated Series, Wallace and Gromit, Everything’s Rosie, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Big Cook Little Cook, Les Misérables, Timmy time and Fame. My friends tried to tell me they were good but I didn’t listen. Everything I touch just gets ruined.

**Scarlett Dovey**: Tubby!

**Tubb**: Scarlett?

**Scarlett Dovey**: Tubby!

**Tubb**: Scarlett. I'm so sorry I misjudged you. I should have listened to Sploshy.

**Scarlett Dovey**: Splishy Sploshy Splosh Splosh. Sploshy.

**Tubb**: What is it? What are you trying to say?

**Scarlett Dovey**: Splishy Sploshy Splosh Splosh, Splishy Sploshy Splosh Splosh. Splishy Sploshy Splosh Splosh!

**Banjo**: Splosho.

**Tubb**: Banjo.

**Scarlett Dovey**: Splishy Sploshy Splosh Splosh, Splishy Sploshy Splosh Splosh!

**Tubb**: Sploshy and the gang? It looks like a Sentinel of Safety.

**Banjo**: Aha! Splosho.

**Tubb**: Splosho? No, Banjo. She's saying Sentinels captured Sploshy and the gang. And they're being held in the factory?

**Banjo**: We gotta get them out of there.

**Tubb**: But how? There's just two of us.

**Banjo**: Hey, what's with all the "Tubbys"? Why do they have my TV?

**Tubb**: Water goes in the top and food comes out the bottom. Tubby! Tubby!

**Banjo**: What's it, broken or something? What's it doing?

**Scarlett Dovey**: [flashback] Tubby!

**Tubb**: [flashback] Here, you take it, you take it. Tubby.

**Tubb**: It's saying that I'm Tubby.

**Banjo**: Look, Tubb, they came here to help. We all did. It's time to let us.

**Tubb**: Okay, I don't know if you can understand me. I know you think I'm Tubby. But the truth is I'm no Tubby, I'm just a frog. A frog who's made a lot of mistakes in the last couple of days. And now my friends are in a lot of trouble, thanks to me. Someone once told me that I didn't need friends. That I could accomplish more by myself. I know now more than ever that he was wrong. We need all the friends we can get. And I need your help. All of you. 3:10 to Yuma characters, 9 to 5 characters, 28 Days Later characters, 2001: A Space Odyssey characters, A Bridge too far characters, A Bug’s Life characters, A Christmas story characters, A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up Timmy Turner! characters, A hard days night characters, A Knights Tale characters, Absolute Beginners characters, Adventure Time characters, Against all odds characters, Alexis's World characters, All My Children characters, Almost Famous characters, America’s most wanted characters, An Officer and a Gentleman characters, Angelina Ballerina characters, Animal Stories characters, Annoying Orange characters, Apocalypse now characters, Archibald the Koala characters, Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader? characters, Art Attack! characters, Baby Looney Tunes characters, Back to the Future characters, Barney and Friends characters, Barney’s Great Adventure characters, Battlestar Galactica characters, Baywatch characters, Bedtime stories characters, Bee Movie characters, Bewitched characters, Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure characters, BJ and the Bear characters, Bob the Builder characters, Bosco characters, bourne identity characters, Brambly Hedge characters, Bridget Jones Diary characters, Caddyshack characters, Cars characters, Casablanca characters, Cats Don't Dance characters, Cast Away characters, Chariots of Fire characters, Chicken Little characters, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang characters, Chopped characters, Chowder characters, Christmas Carol characters, Chuck Berry characters, Clarence characters, Come Outside characters, Construction Site characters, Courage the Cowardly Dog characters, creature from the Black lagoon characters, Cow and Chicken characters, Dances with wolves characters, Dancing with the stars characters, Danger Mouse characters, Dangerous Minds characters, Days of Our Lives characters, Days of thunder characters, Desperate housewives characters, Despicable Me characters, Dexter's Laboratory characters, Dial: help characters, Die Hard characters, Dirty Dancing characters, Doctor Who characters, Dog Day Afternoon characters, Donnie Darko characters, Doogie Howser, MD characters, Dr. Seuss characters, Dream Street characters, Dumbo characters, Early Man characters, Electric Dreams characters, Enemy Mine characters, Entertainment Tonight characters, Extreme Makeover characters, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition characters, Fanboy & Chum Chum characters, Fantastic voyage characters, Finding Nemo characters, Fireman Sam characters, Flash Gordon characters, Flashdance characters, Flushed Away characters, Follow That Bird characters, Four Weddings and a Funeral characters, Fourways Farm characters, Fraggle Rock characters, Frankenstein characters, Freaks and Geeks characters, freaky Friday characters, Frozen characters, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes characters, George Lopez characters, Ghost characters, Gladiator characters, Goldfinger characters, Gone with the Wind characters, Good Morning Vietnam characters, Goodfellas characters, Goosebumps characters, Grandpa in my Pocket characters, Green acres characters, Gremlins characters, Gundam characters, hellraiser characters, Hey Arnold characters, High School Musical characters, Hilltop Hospital characters, Hogans Heroes characters, Honey characters, I Shrunk The Kids characters, I Am Weasel characters, I Dream or Jeannie characters, I Love Toy Trains characters, I robot characters, I Was a Teenage Werewolf characters, Ice Age characters, In the Night Garden... characters, Inspector Gadget characters, Invader Zim characters, Jerry Maguire characters, Jimmy Neutron characters, Jurassic Park characters, Karate Kid characters, King Kong characters, Kipper the Dog characters, Knight Rider characters, Kubo and the two strings characters, Kung Fu Panda characters, Lampies characters, Lassie characters, Last action hero characters, LazyTown characters, Leave It to Beaver characters, Legally Blonde characters, Let’s Make A Deal characters, Little Princess characters, Little Shop of Horrors characters, Love Actually characters, M.A.S.K. characters, Macdonald's Farm characters, Madagascar characters, Magnum PI characters, Mannequin characters, Mario characters, Married to the mob characters, MasterChef characters, meet the parents characters, Meg and Mog characters, Men in Black characters, Mission impossible characters, Mister ed characters, Monsters characters, Inc. characters, My Best Friends Wedding characters, My Love From The Star characters, Notting Hill characters, Numberblocks characters, Numberjacks characters, OOglies characters, Oswald characters, Over the Hedge characters, Parenthood characters, PAW Patrol characters, Philadelphia characters, Phineas and Ferb characters, Pingu characters, Pinocchio characters, Planes characters, Planes 2 characters, Planet of the apes characters, poltergeist characters, Pretty In Pink characters, Pretty Woman characters, Pulp fiction characters, Real wheels characters, Regular Show characters, Reservoir Dogs characters, Ricky Business characters, Robin Hood Prince of Thieves characters, Robots characters, Rock of ages characters, Rocky characters, Rolie Polie Olie: The Great Defender of Fun characters, Romeo and Juliet characters, Rugrats characters, saved by the bell characters, Seinfeld characters, Sergeant Stripes characters, Sesame Street characters, Sheeep characters, Shining Time Station characters, Shrek characters, Silence of the Lambs characters, Sleeping Beauty characters, Sleeping With The Enemy characters, Sleepless in Seattle characters, Sliding Doors characters, Smurfs: the lost village characters, Something Special characters, Sooty characters, Soup For One characters, Speed characters, Spider-Man characters, Spot characters, Stand by Me characters, Star Wars characters, Stargate characters, Super Friends characters, SuperTed characters, TUGS characters, Taxi driver characters, Terminator 2: Judgment Day characters, The Angry Birds Movie (2016) characters, The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland characters, The Adventures of Parsley characters, The Animal Shelf characters, The Amazing World of Gumball characters, The Avengers characters, The Beach characters, The Beverly Hillbillies characters, The Bodyguard characters, The Bold and the Beautiful characters, The Boxtrolls characters, The Brady Bunch characters, The Breakfast Club characters, The Crocodile Hunter characters, The Dark Knight characters, The Day The Earth Caught Fire characters, The Dukes of Hazards characters, The fast and the furious characters, The Fly characters, The Full Monty characters, The Godfather characters, The Great Gatsby characters, The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy characters, The History Channel characters, The Hoobs characters, The Incredible Hulk characters, The Lego Movie characters, The Likeaballs characters, The Maltese Falcon characters, The Matrix characters, The Mod Squad characters, The Muppet Show characters, The Never Ending Story characters, The Odd Couple characters, The Partridge Family characters, The Shining characters, The Simpsons characters, The Sopranos characters, The sound of music characters, The Story Makers characters, The Terminator characters, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno characters, The Towering Interno characters, The Transporters characters, The Truman Show characters, The Twilight Zone characters, The Wedding Singer characters, The Wheel of Fortune characters, The Wheels on the Bus characters, The Wiggles characters, The Wiggles Movie characters, The X-Flies characters, Thomas and Friends characters, Thomas And the Magic Railroad characters, Tiny Planets characters, Top gun characters, Top Secret characters, Torn characters, Totally Blonde characters, Toy Story characters, Transformers Prime characters, Turner and Hooch characters, Two and a Half Men characters, Ulysses 31 characters, Up characters, Vicar of Dibley characters, Victorious characters, Waterworld characters, Who Framed Roger Rabbit characters, Wild Wild West characters, Winnie the Pooh characters, Without a force characters, Wizadora characters, Wizard of Waverly Place characters, Wobbly Land characters, Woody Woodpecker characters, Wreck-It Ralph characters, WWE Friday Night SmackDown characters, Yoko! Jakamoko! Toto! characters, Your Friends and Neighbors characters, Zookeeper characters, Beauty and the beast characters, PicMe characters, This Is Scarlett and Isaiah characters, Snow White characters, Ghostbusters characters, Anastasia characters, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory characters, Clifford's Puppy Days characters, Christopher Crocodile characters, The Hunchback of Notre Dame characters, I Can Cook characters, Lady and the Tramp characters, Underground Ernie characters, Dog and Duck characters, Enchanted characters, Big characters, Footloose characters, Tractor Tom characters, Titanic characters, Budgie the Little Helicopter characters, Zingzillas characters, space Jam characters, mars needs moms characters, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory characters, Percy the Park Keeper characters, Treacle People characters, Monty Python and the Holy Grail characters, Indiana Jones characters, The Koala Brothers characters, A Rankin/Bass-esque Christmas special characters, Mamma Mia characters, Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series characters, Balamory characters, Mermaids characters, Peter Rabbit characters, Wizard of Oz characters, Recess characters, Vampirina characters, The Magic Key characters, Grease characters, Batman: The Animated Series characters, Wallace and Gromit characters, Everything’s Rosie characters, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles characters, Big Cook Little Cook characters, Les Misérables characters, Timmy time characters and Fame characters! I need you to help me to get into that factory, save our friends and get our home back! Okay, now I just gotta figure out how to get in there.

**Banjo**: With the right rod and tackle, I could cast you up into that unfinished part of the factory. Should be Timmy Time.

**Tubb**: Banjo, let's go fishing.

**Banjo**: Fame characters! Grease characters! Go, go, go! Rosie, do your thing!

**Tubb**: Spray-On Shoes. Hair Un-Balder. Grocery Deliverator. Helmet.

**Banjo**: Got it.

**Tubb**: Ready when you are, Banjo!

**Banjo**: Ready, Tubb. It's too heavy! Whoa! Here comes the cavalry.

**Tubb**: No way! Mamma Mia!

**Tubb and Scarlett Dovey**: Mamma Mia characters!

**Banjo**: Prepare to release lure. Hit it, Susan. Catch the big one, buddy.

**Tubb**: Yes!

**Brandon Byrne Jr**: Uhh... We have a problem.

**Scarlett Dovey**: Tubby, in here.

**Tubb**: What's going on? Sploshy's backpack. They were here! AHHH! Good Hutch?

**Scarlett Dovey**: Splishy Sploshy Splosh Splosh?

**Tubb**: Got it, Scarlett Dovey. Thanks, Hutch.

**Hutch**: Cheese!

[He turns his head to Scarlett Dovey.]

**Tubb**: Scarlett, use the Grocery Deliverator to save your friends. I'll go save mine.

**Banjo**: There's a rabbit in my boat. Tubb!

**Scarlett Dovey**: Go, go, go!

**Lynne Byrne**: Hey, freeze!

**Scarlett Dovey**: Uh-oh.

**Relations**: Food fight!

**Brandon Byrne Jr**: A Rankin/Bass-esque Christmas special characters!

**Lynne Byrne**: Run! I'm all cheesed up. Retreat! Retreat!

**Voice**: Head scan complete.

**Ciaran Corless**: Tubb? You're still alive?

**Tubb**: That's right. Hands up. Give me back my friends.

**Ciaran Corless**: Of course! I have them right here.

**Sploshy**: Hey, Tubb.

**Tubb**: Sploshy! Guys! Ciaran, let them go!

**Ciaran Corless**: Don't worry, frog, I'll let them go. Right into my super-sized Food Bar machine!

**All**: Food Bars?

**Tubb**: Food Bars? You're going to turn them into Food Bars?

**Ciaran Corless**: Yes, Food Bars. The lifeblood of my company. I learned your Food Machine 2000 food is far more delicious than "food" food. So using your characters from 3:10 to Yuma, 9 to 5, 28 Days Later, 2001: A Space Odyssey, A Bridge too far, A Bug’s Life, A Christmas story, A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up Timmy Turner!, A hard days night, A Knights Tale, Absolute Beginners, Adventure Time, Against all odds, Alexis's World, All My Children, Almost Famous, America’s most wanted, An Officer and a Gentleman, Angelina Ballerina, Animal Stories, Annoying Orange, Apocalypse now, Archibald the Koala, Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?, Art Attack!, Baby Looney Tunes, Back to the Future, Barney and Friends, Barney’s Great Adventure, Battlestar Galactica, Baywatch, Bedtime stories, Bee Movie, Bewitched, Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure, BJ and the Bear, Bob the Builder, Bosco, bourne identity, Brambly Hedge, Bridget Jones Diary, Caddyshack, Cars, Casablanca, Cats Don't Dance, Cast Away, Chariots of Fire, Chicken Little, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Chopped, Chowder, Christmas Carol, Chuck Berry, Clarence, Come Outside, Construction Site, Courage the Cowardly Dog, creature from the Black lagoon, Cow and Chicken, Dances with wolves, Dancing with the stars, Danger Mouse, Dangerous Minds, Days of Our Lives, Days of thunder, Desperate housewives, Despicable Me, Dexter's Laboratory, Dial: help, Die Hard, Dirty Dancing, Doctor Who, Dog Day Afternoon, Donnie Darko, Doogie Howser, MD, Dr. Seuss, Dream Street, Dumbo, Early Man, Electric Dreams, Enemy Mine, Entertainment Tonight, Extreme Makeover, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Fanboy & Chum Chum, Fantastic voyage, Finding Nemo, Fireman Sam, Flash Gordon, Flashdance, Flushed Away, Follow That Bird, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Fourways Farm, Fraggle Rock, Frankenstein, Freaks and Geeks, freaky Friday, Frozen, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, George Lopez, Ghost, Gladiator, Goldfinger, Gone with the Wind, Good Morning Vietnam, Goodfellas, Goosebumps, Grandpa in my Pocket, Green acres, Gremlins, Gundam, hellraiser, Hey Arnold, High School Musical, Hilltop Hospital, Hogans Heroes, Honey, I Shrunk The Kids, I Am Weasel, I Dream or Jeannie, I Love Toy Trains, I robot, I Was a Teenage Werewolf, Ice Age, In the Night Garden..., Inspector Gadget, Invader Zim, Jerry Maguire, Jimmy Neutron, Jurassic Park, Karate Kid, King Kong, Kipper the Dog, Knight Rider, Kubo and the two strings, Kung Fu Panda, Lampies, Lassie, Last action hero, LazyTown, Leave It to Beaver, Legally Blonde, Let’s Make A Deal, Little Princess, Little Shop of Horrors, Love Actually, M.A.S.K., Macdonald's Farm, Madagascar, Magnum PI, Mannequin, Mario, Married to the mob, MasterChef, meet the parents, Meg and Mog, Men in Black, Mission impossible, Mister ed, Monsters, Inc., My Best Friends Wedding, My Love From The Star, Notting Hill, Numberblocks, Numberjacks, OOglies, Oswald, Over the Hedge, Parenthood, PAW Patrol, Philadelphia, Phineas and Ferb, Pingu, Pinocchio, Planes, Planes 2, Planet of the apes, poltergeist, Pretty In Pink, Pretty Woman, Pulp fiction, Real wheels, Regular Show, Reservoir Dogs, Ricky Business, Robin Hood Prince of Thieves, Robots, Rock of ages, Rocky, Rolie Polie Olie: The Great Defender of Fun, Romeo and Juliet, Rugrats, saved by the bell, Seinfeld, Sergeant Stripes, Sesame Street, Sheeep, Shining Time Station, Shrek, Silence of the Lambs, Sleeping Beauty, Sleeping With The Enemy, Sleepless in Seattle, Sliding Doors, Smurfs: the lost village, Something Special, Sooty, Soup For One, Speed, Spider-Man, Spot, Stand by Me, Star Wars, Stargate, Super Friends, SuperTed, TUGS, Taxi driver, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, The Angry Birds Movie (2016), The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland, The Adventures of Parsley, The Animal Shelf, The Amazing World of Gumball, The Avengers, The Beach, The Beverly Hillbillies, The Bodyguard, The Bold and the Beautiful, The Boxtrolls, The Brady Bunch, The Breakfast Club, The Crocodile Hunter, The Dark Knight, The Day The Earth Caught Fire, The Dukes of Hazards, The fast and the furious, The Fly, The Full Monty, The Godfather, The Great Gatsby, The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, The History Channel, The Hoobs, The Incredible Hulk, The Lego Movie, The Likeaballs, The Maltese Falcon, The Matrix, The Mod Squad, The Muppet Show, The Never Ending Story, The Odd Couple, The Partridge Family, The Shining, The Simpsons, The Sopranos, The sound of music, The Story Makers, The Terminator, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, The Towering Interno, The Transporters, The Truman Show, The Twilight Zone, The Wedding Singer, The Wheel of Fortune, The Wheels on the Bus, The Wiggles, The Wiggles Movie, The X-Flies, Thomas and Friends, Thomas And the Magic Railroad, Tiny Planets, Top gun, Top Secret, Torn, Totally Blonde, Toy Story, Transformers Prime, Turner and Hooch, Two and a Half Men, Ulysses 31, Up, Vicar of Dibley, Victorious, Waterworld, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Wild Wild West, Winnie the Pooh, Without a force, Wizadora, Wizard of Waverly Place, Wobbly Land, Woody Woodpecker, Wreck-It Ralph, WWE Friday Night SmackDown, Yoko! Jakamoko! Toto!, Your Friends and Neighbors, Zookeeper, Beauty and the beast, PicMe, This Is Scarlett and Isaiah, Snow White, Ghostbusters, Anastasia, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Clifford's Puppy Days, Christopher Crocodile, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, I Can Cook, Lady and the Tramp, Underground Ernie, Dog and Duck, Enchanted, Big, Footloose, Tractor Tom, Titanic, Budgie the Little Helicopter, Zingzillas, space Jam, mars needs moms, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Percy the Park Keeper, Treacle People, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Indiana Jones, The Koala Brothers, A Rankin/Bass-esque Christmas special, Mamma Mia, Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series, Balamory, Mermaids, Peter Rabbit, Wizard of Oz, Recess, Vampirina, The Magic Key, Grease, Batman: The Animated Series, Wallace and Gromit, Everything’s Rosie, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Big Cook Little Cook, Les Misérables, Timmy time and Fame as ingredients would make my products super-delicious! I had to have your invention. Unfortunately, I couldn't find it. Until you helped me.

**Tubb**: The Food Machine 2000!

**Machine voice**: Everything’s Rosie!

**Sploshy**: You're a dumb, smelly grown man! Those are living characters.

**Ciaran Corless**: Yes, that's the problem. TV stuff with legs is much harder to catch. They hide, they fight back, they want to live. Ugh. But now that I control your Food Machine 2000, I can pave your island and work in complete secrecy. Tesco will remain the coolest, hippest company in the world with a new Food Bar version 8.0!

**Tubb**: I never should have believed in you.

**Ciaran Corless**: Yes, that was quite foolish. Now if you want your friends back, I suggest you drop your cans.

**Sploshy**: Don't do it, Tubb! Save the city!

**Tubb**: But you are my city.

**Ciaran Corless**: Ew. Okay, first, shut up. Then drop the cans or I drop your friends.

**Tubb**: Okay, okay. There.

**Ciaran Corless**: Oh, no, Tubb. This is embarrassing. I changed my mind. Please understand I can't leave any witnesses. Amelia, grind them.

**Amelia**: But, sir, I was looking forward to seeing the--

**Ciaran Corless**: This is why I work alone. Airplane! You are dismissed. And now, without further ado.

**Sploshy**: Tubb, hurry!

**Ciaran Corless**: Why won't this go faster?

**Tubb**: Give me that controller!

**Ciaran Corless**: Sure, come and get it.

[Tubb grabs the electronics from Ciaran]

**iPad Air**: But which one of us has it?

**Red iPhone**: Is it me?

**White iPhone**: Or me?

**Sploshy**: Finbar, can't you break us out of here?

**Finbar**: I don’t know! The one thing I can't break.

**Tubb**: Forkenknifenspooninator! Sploshy, guys, listen. Invisible coffee table! I'm sorry I was such an idiot.

**Sploshy**: Tubb, that's true, but now may not be the time!

**Tubb**: Please let me finish. I took you all for granted. I should have listened to you.

**Sploshy**: Okay, go on. But hurry!

**Tubb**: The truth is I need each and every one of you guys. You're more than my friends. You're my family. Oh!

**Ciaran Corless**: How sweet. Note to self: Put that on their tombstones.

**Electronics**: Good one, Ciaran!

**Ciaran Corless**: Don't you see, young frog? These friends... ...are the reason you keep losing.

**Tubb**: Well, it's better than ending up alone like you.

**Ciaran Corless**: Ha, ha, I'm not alone! I've got electronics!

**Sploshy**: Tubb! Why don't you clean him up?

**Tubb**: Clean? Clean!

**Tubb**: (sprays Ciaran with a shower) Thanks, lab partner.

**Theodore**: Helping!

**Tubb**: Guys, I'm so sorry for being such a--

**Timmy Turner**: Monster!

**Tubb**: Okay, I guess I deserve that.

**Sploshy**: No, Tubb!

**Timmy Turner**: It’s after the characters from 3:10 to Yuma, 9 to 5, 28 Days Later, 2001: A Space Odyssey, A Bridge too far, A Bug’s Life, A Christmas story, A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up Timmy Turner!, A hard days night, A Knights Tale, Absolute Beginners, Adventure Time, Against all odds, Alexis's World, All My Children, Almost Famous, America’s most wanted, An Officer and a Gentleman, Angelina Ballerina, Animal Stories, Annoying Orange, Apocalypse now, Archibald the Koala, Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?, Art Attack!, Baby Looney Tunes, Back to the Future, Barney and Friends, Barney’s Great Adventure, Battlestar Galactica, Baywatch, Bedtime stories, Bee Movie, Bewitched, Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure, BJ and the Bear, Bob the Builder, Bosco, bourne identity, Brambly Hedge, Bridget Jones Diary, Caddyshack, Cars, Casablanca, Cats Don't Dance, Cast Away, Chariots of Fire, Chicken Little, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Chopped, Chowder, Christmas Carol, Chuck Berry, Clarence, Come Outside, Construction Site, Courage the Cowardly Dog, creature from the Black lagoon, Cow and Chicken, Dances with wolves, Dancing with the stars, Danger Mouse, Dangerous Minds, Days of Our Lives, Days of thunder, Desperate housewives, Despicable Me, Dexter's Laboratory, Dial: help, Die Hard, Dirty Dancing, Doctor Who, Dog Day Afternoon, Donnie Darko, Doogie Howser, MD, Dr. Seuss, Dream Street, Dumbo, Early Man, Electric Dreams, Enemy Mine, Entertainment Tonight, Extreme Makeover, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Fanboy & Chum Chum, Fantastic voyage, Finding Nemo, Fireman Sam, Flash Gordon, Flashdance, Flushed Away, Follow That Bird, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Fourways Farm, Fraggle Rock, Frankenstein, Freaks and Geeks, freaky Friday, Frozen, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, George Lopez, Ghost, Gladiator, Goldfinger, Gone with the Wind, Good Morning Vietnam, Goodfellas, Goosebumps, Grandpa in my Pocket, Green acres, Gremlins, Gundam, hellraiser, Hey Arnold, High School Musical, Hilltop Hospital, Hogans Heroes, Honey, I Shrunk The Kids, I Am Weasel, I Dream or Jeannie, I Love Toy Trains, I robot, I Was a Teenage Werewolf, Ice Age, In the Night Garden..., Inspector Gadget, Invader Zim, Jerry Maguire, Jimmy Neutron, Jurassic Park, Karate Kid, King Kong, Kipper the Dog, Knight Rider, Kubo and the two strings, Kung Fu Panda, Lampies, Lassie, Last action hero, LazyTown, Leave It to Beaver, Legally Blonde, Let’s Make A Deal, Little Princess, Little Shop of Horrors, Love Actually, M.A.S.K., Macdonald's Farm, Madagascar, Magnum PI, Mannequin, Mario, Married to the mob, MasterChef, meet the parents, Meg and Mog, Men in Black, Mission impossible, Mister ed, Monsters, Inc., My Best Friends Wedding, My Love From The Star, Notting Hill, Numberblocks, Numberjacks, OOglies, Oswald, Over the Hedge, Parenthood, PAW Patrol, Philadelphia, Phineas and Ferb, Pingu, Pinocchio, Planes, Planes 2, Planet of the apes, poltergeist, Pretty In Pink, Pretty Woman, Pulp fiction, Real wheels, Regular Show, Reservoir Dogs, Ricky Business, Robin Hood Prince of Thieves, Robots, Rock of ages, Rocky, Rolie Polie Olie: The Great Defender of Fun, Romeo and Juliet, Rugrats, saved by the bell, Seinfeld, Sergeant Stripes, Sesame Street, Sheeep, Shining Time Station, Shrek, Silence of the Lambs, Sleeping Beauty, Sleeping With The Enemy, Sleepless in Seattle, Sliding Doors, Smurfs: the lost village, Something Special, Sooty, Soup For One, Speed, Spider-Man, Spot, Stand by Me, Star Wars, Stargate, Super Friends, SuperTed, TUGS, Taxi driver, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, The Angry Birds Movie (2016), The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland, The Adventures of Parsley, The Animal Shelf, The Amazing World of Gumball, The Avengers, The Beach, The Beverly Hillbillies, The Bodyguard, The Bold and the Beautiful, The Boxtrolls, The Brady Bunch, The Breakfast Club, The Crocodile Hunter, The Dark Knight, The Day The Earth Caught Fire, The Dukes of Hazards, The fast and the furious, The Fly, The Full Monty, The Godfather, The Great Gatsby, The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, The History Channel, The Hoobs, The Incredible Hulk, The Lego Movie, The Likeaballs, The Maltese Falcon, The Matrix, The Mod Squad, The Muppet Show, The Never Ending Story, The Odd Couple, The Partridge Family, The Shining, The Simpsons, The Sopranos, The sound of music, The Story Makers, The Terminator, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, The Towering Interno, The Transporters, The Truman Show, The Twilight Zone, The Wedding Singer, The Wheel of Fortune, The Wheels on the Bus, The Wiggles, The Wiggles Movie, The X-Flies, Thomas and Friends, Thomas And the Magic Railroad, Tiny Planets, Top gun, Top Secret, Torn, Totally Blonde, Toy Story, Transformers Prime, Turner and Hooch, Two and a Half Men, Ulysses 31, Up, Vicar of Dibley, Victorious, Waterworld, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Wild Wild West, Winnie the Pooh, Without a force, Wizadora, Wizard of Waverly Place, Wobbly Land, Woody Woodpecker, Wreck-It Ralph, WWE Friday Night SmackDown, Yoko! Jakamoko! Toto!, Your Friends and Neighbors, Zookeeper, Beauty and the beast, PicMe, This Is Scarlett and Isaiah, Snow White, Ghostbusters, Anastasia, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Clifford's Puppy Days, Christopher Crocodile, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, I Can Cook, Lady and the Tramp, Underground Ernie, Dog and Duck, Enchanted, Big, Footloose, Tractor Tom, Titanic, Budgie the Little Helicopter, Zingzillas, space Jam, mars needs moms, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Percy the Park Keeper, Treacle People, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Indiana Jones, The Koala Brothers, A Rankin/Bass-esque Christmas special, Mamma Mia, Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series, Balamory, Mermaids, Peter Rabbit, Wizard of Oz, Recess, Vampirina, The Magic Key, Grease, Batman: The Animated Series, Wallace and Gromit, Everything’s Rosie, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Big Cook Little Cook, Les Misérables, Timmy time and Fame!

**Ciaran Corless**: I've got what I want. Enjoy your friends, frog.

**Tubb**: No! No! Don't do this!

**Timmy Turner**: You’re right, Tubb! No monster’s going to eat our friends!

**Ciaran Corless**: TV!

**Finbar**: Anybody gonna be keeping folks safe in this town, it's me.

**Reg**: Rrrr!

**Terence**: Mike Teavee.

**Tubb**: It's over, Ciaran.

**Theodore**: Corless!

**Tubb**: Now hand over the Food Machine 2000.

**Ciaran Corless**: No! Never!

**Timmy Turner**: Corless, there's nowhere to go!

**Ciaran Corless**: That's what you think. Save me, airplane!

**Amelia**: I'M A SUBMARINE!

[Amelia swipes the machine out of Ciaran's hands]

**Ciaran Corless**: Bad airplane! Give that back! Bad air--! Whooaa!

[Ciaran begins to fall as the others watched. His electronics look from above.]

**Ciaran Corless**: My electronics, save me! [his electronics form into a net to save him from the Food Bar machine] You see, Tubb? With my electronics… [as soon as his electronics touch him, however, they smash] Oh, sugar. (I forgot.) [ducks into his vest which bounces off the Food Bar machine like a pinball until he's finally launched towards the exit] Nobody can hurt me! [just before he could go through the exit, however, the Were Rabbit grabs him with his cheese tongue and eats him]

**Cosmo**: Whoa, that's not cool.

**Timmy Turner**: How do I explain that to Ciaran’s mom?

**Reg**: Don't be sorry, it's okay, look.

*[After feeling disgusted after it ate them, the Were Rabbit spits them both out.]*

**Maura**: I guess the TV characters don't have much of a taste for something so spoiled-

**Bill**: Rotten.

**Amelia**: Ahem..Uh... I believe this belongs to you.

*[Everyone is back at Bathsville City. We see a lot of TV characters gathered in the big rock candy mountain.]*

**Bill**: I am sorry for doubting you, Rubbadubbers. You were quite right. Ciaran is by all means a two-timing snake in the grass.

**Timmy Turner**: [confused] Ciaran? [to Cosmo and Wanda] Did you know the monster was Ciaran? When, when were you going to tell me?

**Maura**: But don't worry, we took care of him.

**Ciaran**: N-N-Nice TV character...

**Tubb**: Here you go, pal. Gosh, I hope this works.

**Machine Voice**: Pickle. Cheeseburger. Leek. Strawberry. Lemon. Banana.

**Tubb**: Yes! Ha, ha!

**Finbar**: It's enough to make a mighty shark cry. And that's okay. You go right ahead, tear.

**Tubb**: Guys, do you think we could still work together?

**Sploshy**: I think we will work great together. Come on, bring it on in, Amelia.

**Amelia**: Aw, this is nice.

**Theodore**: Amelia!

**Amelia**: Theodore.

**Banjo**: I'm proud of you, Tubb.

**Tubb**: Thanks, Banjo. But there's one last thing I need to do.

**Banjo**: Okay, now, Tubb. Now, once you put it on like that, all you have to do is cast it.

**Tubb**: So like this? Ehh.

**Banjo**: No, no, no. Here, let me show you how. See, it's all in the wrist. Like this. Whoo! Catch the big one, Tubb.

**Tubb**: Am I fishing?

**Banjo**: Yup.

**Tubb**: I'm fishing!

**Banjo**: Whoa, whoa! You've got a live one. Now reel him in, Tubb. That's it. Steady, steady. Oh. He's a fighter!

**Tubb**: Ah! I got one! I got one, Banjo! Okay. Can we do this again? Like all the time?

**Banjo**: You betcha, skipper.

**Tubb**: Sploshy, guys, I caught my first fish!

**Wanda**: Great job, Tubb!

**Finbar**: Tubb, you are a fisherman.

**Theodore**: Happy.

**Reg**: Hey, look, rainbows!

[Hi-5 - I Spy plays while the credits appear then stops.]

**Amelia**: Hi, Theodore. Hello, Theodore. I'm Amelia. So do you wanna go get coffee sometime?

**Theodore**: Dinner!

**Amelia**: Even better!