Andale Pues

**Clan:** Toreador

**Sect:** Anarch

**Anarch Rep:** 2 (Sticks it to 'em)

**Xiong Rep:** 1 (Puts in the minimum)

**Camarilla** **Status:** 1 (Neonate): Tolerated (notional: q.v. *Rumors*)

### Bad news is good publicity

* Claims protection under Xiong *just* loudly and long enough to be technically *Tolerated.*
	+ Not by the Roses, she's not. *Please, hunty.*
* Her "performances" are nothing but tantrums wrapped up in arte couture and glazed liberally with patently subjective buzz-words. Her infantile slapstick, lack of symbolism, overt aggressiveness, and inability to convey meaning to an audience all might *yet* be forgiven if there were in fact *any* purpose or thought behind her antics. Boorish, shallow, and embarrassing. No stars.
* The only reason you get so many likes, baby, is because you get your nipples out in the street every time you perform.
* California Code, Penal Code - PEN 407: Whenever two or more persons assemble together to do an unlawful act, or do a lawful act in a violent, boisterous, or tumultuous manner, such assembly is **an unlawful assembly**.
* California Code, Penal Code - PEN 409: Every person remaining present at the place of any riot, rout, or unlawful assembly, after the same has been lawfully warned to disperse, except public officers and persons assisting them in attempting to disperse the same, is guilty of [**failure to disperse**].

### Fuck the applause, put your money in the jar

* 2015: Dumped a gallon milk carton full of blood all over self and Anastos' driver, after having been prevented from approaching the car while parked downtown outside the Theater.
	+ Threw blood on Bronze a few months later, too. *He frenzied* and ripped her arm off with *Protean* claws before she got away.
* 2016: Lightbulbs in Ashford Hotel Elysium replaced with black-lights for period of 30 days after it was discovered that her enormous oil painting *"Tribulations of Narcissus"* appeared in normal lighting, instead of the innocuous scene it had seemed to be in studio, to be an image of Anastos pleasuring himself whilst surrounded by broken mirrors.
	+ "The technical detailing defining the exquisite likeness of my κώλος she wrought in the mirror behind the Anastos figure almost makes *me* think she'd seen what she was painting." - His Grace, Grigori Anastos
* 2017: Deceptively obtained gallery installation, displayed purchased indigenous local artwork on easels throughout gallery. On Grand Opening, slashed and set fire to all the art, whilst dressed as a conquistador. Remainder of showing obviously canceled.
* 2017: Stripped naked in Ashford Hotel Elysium, then burned skin with plastic bic until she frenzied. Restrained by security, released on own recognizance.
	+ Unsuccessfully petitioned Camarilla to punish security detail for "destroying art" in Elysium.
* 2017: Vomited approx. 5 lbs chewed raisins and vitae slurry across Ashford Hotel Elysium. Removed despite protest citing Incitement to Frenzy, two 20 lb. bags of raisins confiscated.
	+ Unsuccessfully petitioned Camarilla to punish security detail for "destroying art" in Elysium.
* 2017: Arrested for Public Indecency at Women's March.
* 2018: Arrested for Public Indecency at Ashtown State football game.
* 2018: Lay down behind Anastos' car, outside Anastos Towers, wrapped in Fresno Bee newsprint, and refused to move until dawn (whereupon she scooted under the car). When driver attempted to pull away she frenzied, destroying the tyres, and there remained *until sunset* (then escaped).
* 2018: Handcuffed herself to both doors of downtown Bank of America at closing time, until removed by Ashtown PD.
* 2018: Carried river water in plastic buckets into Ashford Hotel Elysium and dumped it over the furniture in protest of something, presumably. Made three trips before security put a stop to it. Bill was reputedly covered by Xiong.
	+ Unsuccessfully petitioned Camarilla to punish security detail for "destroying art" in Elysium.
* 2018: Bodily removed, still struggling, from Ashford Hotel Elysium, after having successfully cut off one of her own breasts and having started on the other. Demanded to be detained by female security but none could be found.
	+ Unsuccessfully petitioned Camarilla to punish security detail for "destroying art" in Elysium.
* 2018: Brought to Community Regional Medical Center after jamming a railroad spike through her leg to secure it to the future site of the California High-Speed Rail Station, in protest of the funding scandal. Was released AMA before dawn.
* 2018: Arrested for Public Indecency and Destruction of Private Property in Hanford, after causing a stampede of dairy cattle, resulting in 20 cattle dead and approximately $500,000 worth of damages. Bail reputedly posted by Xiong.
* 2018: Arrested for Public Indecency and Attempted Destruction of Private Property after being caught dumping bulk-size bottles of Dawn dish soap into the irrigation systems of Momsancto corporate farm complex.
* 2018: Turned away from Ashford Hotel Elysium; reported security: "She was completely naked, sparklers stuck through her nipple piercings, and pushing a room-service cart packed full of doTerra bottles she said were a delivery and turned out, after we confiscated them, to be gasoline."
	+ Unsuccessfully petitioned Camarilla to punish security detail for "destroying art" in Elysium.
* 2019: Attempted to appear before His Grace, Prince Anastos, with a ghouled chicken. Insisting that she could no longer "bear Earthly children from [her] womb", she demanded the right of Acknowledgement be bestowed upon "my childe, my chicken, Annie Pues." Forcibly removed from Anastos Tower by Herald Lehner. Currently banned from Elysium after the chicken attacked Herald Lehner.
	+ How the fuck she get a fighting bantam, juiced on bull steroids and type o, past those spooks they call security at that joint, let alone anywhere near the Herald?
		- Emotional Support cHiCkEn
			* the fuck, that mufucker had *lil teefs*
				+ Fingers, too.
		- Think she could do it *again?* We can pay.
	+ Unsuccessfully petitioned to appeal against "disproportionate and unrelated" sentencing.
		- Lehner heard to remark: "She can make her case to Sheriff Bronze."
* 2020: Detained at Ashford Hotel Elysium before entry, charged with violating ejection order. Found with a list of names, which was confiscated, and ejected.
	+ Who were the names?
		- All the black Anarchs that got executed last year.
			* Sod off, they're bloody Anarchs.
				+ fuck you
			* What about the White Anarchs?
				+ and you too
					- and prefuck whoever's about to say *"and what about the Deputies"*
				+ Met a lot of Tremere and Ventrue Anarchs, chief?
					- or even a lot of Toreador
					- That's not the same as "white"
						* ok boomer
						* #ventruelivesmatter
						* The point is Earl we the exception in Elysium, and you the exception out here, and only one of us is legal to kill.
						* You gotta live European Tradition to get European Privilege.
						* Haven't we all of us outgrown the skin we keep our *vitae* in?
							+ #notmyprimogen
								- Obviously except him.
							+ No.
	+ Unsuccessfully petitioned Camarilla to punish security detail for "destroying art" in Elysium.
		- I heard Thresher claimed it from security and put it up on the Sheriff's Office door for her.
* 2020: Interrupted while spraypainting something on the side of Coddpeace's S-Class outside Anastos Tower, whereupon she sprayed the rest of the can into his face and mouth. Pursued by security, but eluded them.
	+ Graffiti was illegible but seemed to begin with "ACA-"?
		- lol