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Herb Alpert

**Herb Alpert** (born March 31, 1935, died ????) was an American trumpeter who led the band Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass in the 1960s. During the same decade, he co-founded A&M Records with Jerry Moss.

Alpert recorded 28 albums that landed on the *Billboard* 200 chart, five of which became No. 1 albums; he had 14 platinum albums and 15 gold albums. He is the only musician to hit No. 1 on the U.S. *Billboard* Hot 100 as both a vocalist ("This Guy's in Love with You", 1968) and an instrumentalist ("Rise", 1979), and has sold 72 million records worldwide.

Alpert's long and successful career came to a grisly end when he committed a slow, agonizing suicide by cheese grater. He is buried in Pere Lachaise Cemetery in Paris, next to Jim Morrison of The Doors.

## See also

* Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass
* "Herb Has Died, Herb Has Risen, Herb Will Come Again"
Rhydonium

**Rhydonium** was a volatile starship fuel. Highly explosive, it was dangerous to salvage and its fumes were harmful to human health. It could be found on Abafar, Morak, Saracor, and Tralgaria.

## Description

When poured out of its container, rhydonium appeared like spilled chrome. It could be scraped up and salvaged, but only under a high degree of safety measures, as rhydonium was dangerous to exposed skin. Inhaling rhydonium fumes could damage human vocal cords, potentially rendering someone mute. Exposure could also cause brain damage. Rhydonium was highly explosive, the explosions produced typically being extremely colorful. The fuel's volatile nature meant that it was tricky to transport at ground level, necessitating a low speed otherwise the fuel would become agitated and explode.
Samaritan

The **Samaritan** is an Imperial Guard battlefield medical vehicle.

## Overview

It is a variant of the Chimera that forgoes all offensive weaponry in favour of medical and communications equipment. Used in the role of a battlefield ambulance, the Samaritan is crewed by Medical Company orderlies, who venture across the battlefield to collect wounded, providing minor treatments and ferrying them to nearby Orders Hospitaller field hospitals.
If You Want the Toilet, You're in It

***If You Want the Toilet, You're in It*** is the sixth home demo tape by This Is Serious Mum, recorded in November 1984 (around the time of the extremely limited release of their self-titled demo tape). It contains twenty-four songs.

Like all of TISM's home demos, *If You Want the Toilet, You're in It* remains mostly unreleased, although the title track was released on the box set *Collected Recordings 1986–1993* in 1995, and "Life is Fairly Silly, Really" was featured on the bonus disc included with the limited edition of the compilation album *Best Off* in 2002.

## Track listing

1. Can I Have a Lemon Squash, Please?
2. If You Want the Toilet, You're in It (2:28)
3. The Mr. White Australia Policy Honky Tonk
4. Who Left the Dishwasher On?
5. Life is Fairly Silly, Really (1:44)
6. Art at Work
7. Thunderbirds are Going
8. Bourgeois Night in the Power Strike
9. 99 Nuclear Warheads
10. Thesaurus Brontosaurus
11. You Put the Ky-Bosh on Me
12. Minimalism 2
13. Minimalism 3
14. Minimalism 4
15. We're Ponging
16. What's "It"?
17. Don't Knead Your Buttocks
18. I Can Leave Puddles
19. Edward De Bono's Lateral Stinking
20. Onan the Barbarian
21. Lynton Coulter is Art
22. Hamlet Goes to the Seven Eleven
23. Who Was the Cunt Who Boiled My Egg?
24. (Give Me Some of Your) Emotional Fascism
25. Manassa: A Poem to Show How the Ways of Men Can Be So Dumb
26. Brechtian Bullshit

## See also

* *This Is Serious Mum* (demo)
* *Collected Recordings 1986–1993*
* *Best Off*

## External links

* *If You Want the Toilet, You're in It* at Rate Your Music
Death Death Death

**"Death Death Death Amway Amway Amway"** (or simply **"Death Death Death"**) is a song by This Is Serious Mum (or TISM), originally recorded in September 1985 and included as the opening track on their unreleased home demo tape *Muggy Climates in My Jockettes*. It satirizes the American multi-level marketing company Amway, which began operating in Australia in 1971.

A re-recorded version features as the first B-side of TISM's first single, "Defecate on My Face", released in July 1986. This version of the song was rarely heard for many years following the release of the single; a 1995 live version instead features on the 2002 compilation album *Best Off*. Both the single version and the original *Muggy Climates* demo both feature on the 2022 *Defecate on My Face* vinyl/CD box set.

"Death Death Death" has become a mainstay in TISM's live set in the years since the single's release; members of TISM routinely display placards with the song's lyrics to the audience while performing it. The song was most recently featured in the set list of the band's 2022 reunion shows.

## Lyrics

```
*(One, two, three, four...)*
Bruises bruises bruises
Cuts cuts cuts
Giblets giblets giblets
Guts guts guts

```

```
*(Death... death... death...)*
*(Death... death... death...)*

```

```
*(One, two, three, four...)*
Hacksaw hacksaw hacksaw
Scrape scrape scrape
Murder murder murder
Rape rape rape

```

```
Death death death death
Death death death death
Amway Amway Amway
Amway Amway Amway

```

```
*(One, two, three, four...)*
Torture torture torture
Rack rack rack
Slaughter slaughter slaughter
Attack attack attack

```

```
Death death death death
Death death death death
Amway Amway Amway
Amway Amway Amway

```

```
Death death death death
Death death death death
Amway Amway Amway
Amway Amway Amway

```

## See also

* *Muggy Climates in My Jockettes*
* "Defecate on My Face"
* "The Art/Income Dialectic"

## External links

* "Death Death Death" at Genius
* "Death Death Death" at SongMeanings
* Amway Australia at Wikipedia
The Curse

**The Curse** is a mask that possesses some virus-like qualities; for example, it can be both cured and 'caught'.

## Effects

The Curse has multiple effects. It is deeply connected to hoppers, and hosts of The Curse are known to not only frequently use hoppers, but control them. In the presence of large amounts of hoppers, the mask turns black, hosts are encircled by a rotating ring of hoppers, and can do the following:

* Control hoppers
	+ Hosts can move hoppers using their mind
* Create hopper spouts from the ground
* Start fires with hoppers
* Levitate
	+ While levitating using The Curse, the host rises to a height, then floats there
* Fly
	+ While flying using The Curse, the host can move around horizontally (but not vertically)
	+ Flying using The Curse looks like sped up swimming/crawling, but in midair
* Teleport

The Curse is also linked to memory loss/dementia. While having The Curse, one often forgets things.

## Known hosts

### Omziscool

The Curse was first seen on Omziscool. It is unknown how he got it (as he has had it since his channel began). At first, its only effect on him was memory loss and 'addiction' to hoppers; however, later, he used it to cause chaos and destruction. During while he had The Curse, he also had a dimension, though it is unclear if or how the two are linked. He created a giant hopper which rained hoppers and was close to 'summoning hopper hell'. Omz lost The Curse after Kenadian destroyed the hoppers that Omz was using to levitate, subsequently killing him. This passed the curse to Kenadian.

### Kenadian

Kenadian, after killing Omziscool - the previous host - got The Curse. He subsequently destroyed an entire city, flying around, burning it down, and killing 100,000 people. People went to great lengths to kill Kenadian, and once they did, he lost The Curse. He was then taken to jail, where he came back to consciousness, had no memory of anything, including what he did during the time that he had The Curse, as well as who he was. He later regained those memories while on the train to Daedalus Labyrinth. It is unclear whether he lost these memories from The Curse, from dying, or from the 'procedure' that SeenSven mentioned.

## Obtaining and curing

The precise method of obtaining The Curse is unknown, but it seems like you get it from killing the previous host. To get rid of The Curse, you must die.
Omziscool

OMZISCOOL while the mask is stable

Omziscool is the first known host of The Curse. During episode 5 of the KCU, he died after being freed from the curse by Kenadian.

### Appearance

Omziscool wears a light-blue tuxedo and a red tie with a golden pin on his tuxedo. His face is covered by half by the mask that represents The Curse and a golden crown that might represent a Laurel wreath. He has black hair and brown eyes.
The Hopper (escape room)

*Not to be confused with The Hopper (upside down), the upside down hopper created by OmzIsCool to fight Kenadian.*

## The Hopper

### Story

The Hopper is a prison created by Omziscool for Kenadian to place more hoppers into the world, giving more power to The Curse.

### Description

The Hopper is made out of different shades of gray concrete,
The Hopper (upside down)

*Not to be confused with The Hopper (escape room), the escape room built by OmzIsCool in the leadup to the creation of The Hopper (upside down).*

## Creation

The Hopper was created by Omziscool using the powers of The Curse to fight Kenadian. After its construction, the world border began to shrink. As soon as the border reached the sides of The Hopper, it stopped, and four lightning struck at once in the four corners.

## Function

After being created, The Hopper started a hopper rain, where hoppers began to fall from it. The hoppers from the hopper rain were filled with random items such as enchanted golden apples, end stone walls, and brewing ingredients.

Additionally, there was a button on the side of the top of The Hopper with a sign next to it reading 'Summon Hopper Hell'. After clicking said button, 'Hopper Hell' needed to charge up before occurring, visualized with a progress bar of sea lanterns in the side of The Hopper. The charging process started a red flashing effect synced with an alarm noise.

The actual effect of 'Hopper Hell' is unknown, as Kenadian killed OmzIsCool before it had time to charge up fully.
SeaWattgaming

## Appearance

SeaWattGaming is a “Pharaoh” that uses a crown, a necklace and some pharaonic clothes

## Story

Not much is known about SeaWattGaming’s story before he became a Escapist, so we will report the story after that.

After becoming an Escapist, he got some fame on YouTube, until Kenadian exposed him. After the expose, SeaWattGaming showed to Kenadian Omziscool, and helped Kenadian debunk the Escape Trend as a whole in episode 4. During episode 7, you can see a chest with SeaWattGaming’s name in the train, so it is assumed that he was captured by the police.
Auspex

An **Auspex**, also called a **Surveyor**, a **Multi-scanner**, or simply a **Scanner**, is a short-ranged, Imperial passive and active sensor device used to detect and analyze multiple inputs, including motion, invisible gases and directed or ambient energy emissions across a wide band of the electromagnetic spectrum.
Kenadian Cinematic Universe Wiki

**Welcome to the Kenadian Cinematic Universe Wiki!**
Welcome to the KCU Wiki! We are excited to announce that we are up to a fresh new start!

If you want to see all the confirmed parts of the KCU, click here

## Important articles

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* Rules of this wiki
* Getting Started
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* Managing your new community
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You can also be part of the larger Fandom family of communities. Visit Fandom's Community Central!

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J's

# The Best And Amazing J

### A Poem by shadowcat4ever

Whose J is that? I think I know.

Its owner is quite happy though.

Full of joy like a vivid rainbow,

I watch him laugh. I cry hello.

He gives his J a shake,

And laughs until her belly aches.

The only other sound's the break,

Of distant waves and birds awake.

The J is best, amazing and deep,

But he has promises to keep,

After cake and lots of sleep.

Sweet dreams come to him cheap.

He rises from his gentle bed,

With thoughts of kittens in his head,

He eats his jam with lots of bread.

Ready for the day ahead.
Wildablast

## Descriptions

### Physical description

A big dog/fox-like creature. it has dark red fur as its base and yellow underfur. it as a flame along its back and on the tip of its tail. It also has dark red eyes.

### Behavior

Way more mature and serious but it still likes playing games time to time.

## PokeDex entries

### Entry 1

After FlamPup evolves into Wildablast it feels a burning sensation along its back. It gets used to it in around 2 hours
Rats

Hiding in the underground lair, Tuft noticed rats taking advantage of the deserted space. She then trained them to crawl into the vents of the player's office, making the vent detector go off and hopefully, for the player to panic and close the vent, wasting power. There is an indefinite amount of rats hiding in the storage room, but they all seem to listen to Tuft. They seem to be her only friends, and a key part in her plan for revenge.

ROGUE and JWC employees don't seem to notice them, possibly because hardly anyone spends much time down there. The only person who seems to notice is Joe, who puts up a sticky note on the first night of Jingle's Winter Cafe to call an exterminator.
Razor Squadron

**Razor Squadron** was one of the Elite Galactic Republic squadrons that was active during the Clone Wars, and typically flew Low Altitude Assault Transport/infantry gunships and customized Aggressive ReConnaissance-170 starfighters on special ops missions from Coruscant to Nelvaan, Geonosis, and Cato Neimoidia.
Form and Meaning Reach Ultimate Communion (demo tape)

***Form and Meaning Reach Ultimate Communion*** is the second home demo by This Is Serious Mum, recorded in July 1983. The demo's title was later borrowed for the band's second official release, the 1986 mini-album of the same name.

The tape, which contains twelve songs, has never been officially released, although a handful of its songs have seen public release: "The Art/Income Dialectic" was included on the first disc of the box set *Collected Recordings 1986–1993* in 1995, and four songs ("Ladies and Gentlemen *–* The Judeo-Christian Ethic", "Ezra Pound, Axe-King", "The English-Speaking Peoples" and "Doug Parkinson Sings Christie Allen") were included on the limited edition of the compilation *Best Off* in 2002.

## Track listing

1. Ladies and Gentlemen – The Judeo-Christian Ethic (2:26)
2. Ezra Pound, Axe-King (3:21)
	1. The Ballad of J. Arthur White Australia Policy (1:06)
	2. The Petty Bourgeois Revolution (0:56)
	3. Art, Religion and the Neo-Classical Dialectic (0:52)
	4. The Hairy Diadem (0:25)
3. Love Amongst the Gas Ovens
4. The Art/Income Dialectic (1:10)
5. Stop the Franklin's Flow
6. Alliteration Arules, A.K.?
7. Minimalism
8. The Existentialist Dilemma (or The Linesman of the Lord Almighty Has His Flag Up)
9. The English-Speaking Peoples (or The Hitler Diaries) (0:51)
10. Richard Minack, The Wild Man
11. Kill Americans
12. Doug Parkinson Sings Christie Allen (2:58)

## See also

* "The Art/Income Dialectic"
* "Kill Americans"
* "The Judeo-Christian Ethic"
* *Form and Meaning Reach Ultimate Communion* (mini-album)
* "Defecate on My Face" (single)
* "Saturday Night Palsy" (single)
* *Collected Recordings 1986–1993*

## External links

* *Form and Meaning Reach Ultimate Communion* at Rate Your Music
* *Best Off* limited edition at Discogs
Genre B. Goode

This Is Serious Mum (Genre B. Goode not pictured) at the Get Fucked Concert, December 1983 (as depicted in TISM #1, 1995)

### Years active

1982–1983

**Genre B. Goode** was a short-lived yet influential founding member of This Is Serious Mum, who left the band (claiming that they had "sold out") shortly before their disastrous debut/farewell concert in Murrumbeena in December 1983.

Though TISM would reform without Genre the following year, he would continue to contribute thematically and lyrically to their work.

In 1995, TISM named their vanity label after Genre, in honour of his "complete non-sell-out stance", which the remaining members of the band found "simultaneously stupid and inspiring".

## See also

* TISM
* The Get Fucked Concert
* genre b.goode

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 "Genre b.goode" at Academic.com
Muggy Climates in My Jockettes

***Muggy Climates in My Jockettes*** is the seventh home demo tape by This Is Serious Mum, recorded in September 1985. It contains thirteen songs, including early versions of the songs "Death Death Death", "Kill Yourself Now and Avoid the Rush" and "Root".

As of this writing *Muggy Climates in My Jockettes* is the most available of TISM's bedroom recordings, with eight of its thirteen tracks having seen an official release: two songs ("Landscape, Seascape, Escape" and "I'm Gonna Sit Right Down and Whittle Away My Furniture") were featured on the bonus disc included with the limited edition of the compilation album *Best Off* in 2002, while a further eight songs (including a "stripped back" version of "Landscape, Seascape, Escape") were included in the *Defecate on My Face* box set in 2022.

## Track listing

1. Death Death Death Amway Amway Amway (4:12)
2. Poo Poo in My Fruit Loops
3. I Hate Literature
4. Canaan the Barbarian (3:15)
5. Minimalism 5 (2:06)
6. Kill Yourself Now and Avoid the Rush
7. Landscape, Seascape, Escape (2:27)
8. Piss Off, Cunt (2:30)
9. Babies Bite Back
10. Repetition Engineers
11. Root (3:12)
12. Wuthering Tights (4:13)
13. I'm Gonna Sit Right Down and Whittle Away My Furniture (2:26)

## See also

* "Defecate on My Face"
* *Form and Meaning Reach Ultimate Communion*
* *Best Off*

## External links

* *Muggy Climates in My Jockettes* at Rate Your Music
SoftDiamond's Season 2: Episode 6

**MINECRAFT SURVIVAL SHENANIGANS** is SoftDiamond's sixth episode of Season 2. This episode was uploaded on February 16, 2023.

## Plot

In this episode, SoftDiamond helps Spaceship180 build the monument for the world's dragon egg that was obtained quite some time before the episode was streamed. Some occasional mining was done. Towards the end half of the episode, SoftDiamond helps DragonStar with beginning to build his castle.
It's Novel! It's Unique! It's Shithouse! (demo tape)

***It's Novel! It's Unique! It's Shithouse!*** is the fourth home demo tape by This Is Serious Mum, recorded in September and October 1983. It contains twenty-four songs, among them an early version of "Mistah Eliot - He Wanker" (later re-recorded for the mini-album *Form and Meaning Reach Ultimate Communion* in 1986).

The tape remains unreleased in its entirety, however a handful of excerpts have seen official release: an excerpt of "Jack Elliot's Turf Whinge" was featured on *Great Truckin' Songs of the Renaissance*, and five songs from the demo ("I Await the Coming of the Scottish Third Reich", "A Tale of Two Faeces", "Almost Blue by Ian Curtis", "The Back Upon Which Jezza Jumped" and "(Jumpin' Jivin') Jimmy 'The Ghost' Joyce") were released on the limited edition of the compilation album *Best Off* in 2002. "Man Was Born Free and Everywhere He Is in Changing Rooms" was released as an unlisted bonus track on the vinyl and CD reissues of the *This Is Serious Mum* demo in 2021.

The tape's title was later borrowed for a song, "It's Novel! It's Unique!! It's Shithouse!!!", featured on their second album, *Hot Dogma*, in 1990.

## Track listing

1. Crime Against the Spirit Oo Poo Pee Doo
2. Terese Rowe 13 Brynor Cresent Glen Waverley 6516896
3. Man Was Born Free and Everywhere He Is in Changing Rooms (2:59)
4. In Times of Trouble, Poetry Gives Me AIDS
5. William Blake Was Crackers
6. I'm His Because He Gives Good Face
7. Jack Elliot's Turf Whinge
8. When You're Happy and You Know It, Kill Yourself
9. Mistah Eliot - He Wanker
10. Great Times in the Reichstag
11. Raskolnikov's Dilemma
12. I Await the Coming of the Scottish Third Reich (2:40)
13. Eyes From Under the Beret
14. I'm Style Deaf
15. The Penis is Mightier Than the Sword
16. Opium is the Religion of the Masses (or Mein Kampf-fire Has Gone Out)
17. The War-Wound Between the Legs Controls the Universe of Love
18. A Tale of Two Faeces (0:31)
19. Almost Blue by Ian Curtis (2:05)
20. Eviction Notice
21. The Back Upon Which Jezza Jumped (3:10)
22. (Jumpin' Jivin') Jimmy 'The Ghost' Joyce (3:21)
23. Sometimes, But Not Often, and in Fact Now That I Think About It, Never
24. Screaming Mongoloid Unbound Acts 1-4

## See also

* "Mistah Eliot - He Wanker" (song)
* *This Is Serious Mum* (demo)
* *Great Truckin' Songs of the Renaissance*
* *Best Off*

## External links

* *It's Novel! It's Unique! It's Shithouse!* at Rate Your Music
Martin Scorsese is Really Quite a Jovial Fellow

**"Martin Scorsese is Really Quite a Jovial Fellow"** is the sixth single by TISM (This Is Serious Mum), released on 7" vinyl in July 1989 by Elvis Records.

The final single from the band's 1988 debut album *Great Truckin' Songs of the Renaissance*, it includes the song of the same name from that album, with a non-album B-side, "Babies Bite Back".

To date, the single has never been reissued in its original format, however it is today available on streaming services.

## Track listing

#### Side A

1. Martin Scorsese is Really Quite a Jovial Fellow (3:01)

## See also

* *Great Truckin' Songs of the Renaissance*
* "40 Years (Then Death)"
* "The Ballad of John Bonham's Coke Roadie"
* "I'm Interested in Apathy"
* "Saturday Night Palsy"

## External links

* "Martin Scorsese is Really Quite a Jovial Fellow" at Discogs
TISM V – Harshness, Reality, That's What It's All About / We Live in Oil

***TISM V – Harshness, Reality, That's What It's All About / We Live in Oil*** is the fifth home demo tape by This Is Serious Mum, recorded in February 1984.

This twelve-song demo captures TISM during their brief flirtation with experimental and industrial music, as heard on a number of selections ("Lyric for Jack", "Clarse Distinction" and "The Res-Erection") which were included on the band's publicly released self-titled demo later in the year.

Like TISM's other private demo recordings, *TISM V* remains unreleased in its entirety, although selections from the tape have been included on a number of official releases: aside from the three tracks included on the *This Is Serious Mum* demo, "Johnny to B. or Not to B. Goode" was excerpted on the band's debut album *Great Truckin' Songs of the Renaissance* in 1988, and an edited version of "Unknown, Unacknowledged, Unforgettable, Underpants" was included on the limited edition of the compilation *Best Off* in 2002. The full version of the song was included as an unlisted bonus track on the 2021 CD reissue of *This Is Serious Mum*.

## Track listing

1. Beyond Good and Evil Knievel
2. I Want to Kill Everyone
3. Shove Your Orgasm Down My Windpipe
4. Lyric for Jack
5. I Think Therefore I Wang
6. Street Writer
7. I Support Senseless Nuclear Holocaust
8. Johnny to B. or Not to B. Goode
9. Unknown, Unacknowledged, Unforgettable, Underpants (5:53)
10. The Homosexual's Relief
11. Clarse Distinction
12. The Res-Erection Chapters One, Two and Three

## See also

* *This Is Serious Mum* (demo)
* *Great Truckin' Songs of the Renaissance*
* *Best Off*

## External links and references

* *TISM V – Harshness, Reality, That's What It's All About / We Live in Oil* at Rate Your Music
I'm Interested in Apathy

* 7" single (orange version)
* Black version
* 12" single (orange version)

**"I'm Interested in Apathy"** is the fourth single by TISM (This Is Serious Mum), released September 5th 1988 on Elvis Records as a 7" single, and as a 12" EP in December.

The single features the song of the same name from the band's 1988 debut album *Great Truckin' Songs of the Renaissance*; both the 7" and 12" editions contain the non-album B-side "Gas! Gas! An Ecstasy of Fumbling", while the 12" edition also includes "The Judeo-Christian Ethic" (performed by singer Rebecca Barnard).

The single has not been physically reissued since the 12" release, however the 12" edition (including "The Judeo-Christian Ethic") is available on streaming platforms.

## Track listing

### 7" version

#### Side B

1. Gas! Gas! An Ecstasy of Fumbling (2:51)

### 12" version

#### Side B

1. Gas! Gas! An Ecstasy of Fumbling (2:51)
2. The Judeo-Christian Ethic (1:37)

## See also

* *Great Truckin' Songs of the Renaissance*
* "40 Years (Then Death)"
* "The Ballad of John Bonham's Coke Roadie"
* "Saturday Night Palsy"
* "Martin Scorsese is Really Quite a Jovial Fellow"
* Rebecca Barnard
This Is Serious Mum (demo)

* Original cassette
* 2021 reissue

***This Is Serious Mum*** is a self-titled demo tape by This Is Serious Mum, recorded between February and August 1984, and released in extremely limited numbers at the band's third live show at the University of Melbourne on 25 November.

After circulating among victims for many years, the demo was officially reissued in July 2021 on vinyl, CD and cassette by DRW Entertainment and genre b.goode.

## Track listing

### Original demo (1984)

#### Side A

1. The Art/Income Dialectic (1:28)
2. Eckermann Is Very Silly (3:06)
3. The Back Upon Which Jezza Jumped (4:27)
4. Defecate on My Face (4:52)
5. Lyric for Jack (3:09)

#### Side B

1. I Go to Werribee (2:55)
2. Crime Against the Spirit Oo Poo Pee Doo (4:04)
3. Pus of the Dead (3:46)
4. Clarse Distinction (2:19)
5. The Reserection (3:04)

### CD reissue (2021)

1. The Art-Income Dialectic (1:25)
2. Eckermann Is Very Silly (2:57)
3. The Back Upon Which Jezza Jumped (4:24)
4. Defecate on My Face (4:44)
5. Lyric for Jack (3:04)
6. I Go to Werribee (2:51)
7. Crime Against the Spirit Oo Poo Pee Doo (3:58)
8. Pus of the Dead (1:51)
9. Clarse Distinction (2:13)
10. The Reserection (12:33)
	1. The Reserection (3:30)
	2. Silence (3:10)
	3. Unknown, Unacknowledged, Unforgettable, Underpants (5:53)
11. Kill Americans (6:30)
	1. Kill Americans (2:31)
	2. Silence (1:00)
	3. Man is Born Free and Everywhere He is in Changing Rooms (2:59)

### Vinyl reissue (2021)

#### Side A

1. The Art-Income Dialectic (1:24)
2. Eckermann is Very Silly (2:56)
3. The Back Upon Which Jezza Jumped (4:23)
4. Defecate on My Face (4:52)
5. Lyric for Jack (3:04)
6. Kill Americans (2:31)

#### Side B

1. I Go to Werribee (2:50)
2. Crime Against the Spirit Oo Poo Pee Doo (3:57)
3. Pus of the Dead (1:51)
4. Clarse Distinction (2:13)
5. The Reserection (3:32)
6. Man is Born Free and Everywhere He is in Changing Rooms (2:55)

## See also

* TISM live at the University of Melbourne, 25 November 1984
* *TISM V – Harshness, Reality, That's What It's All About / We Live in Oil*
* "Unknown, Unacknowledged, Unforgettable, Underpants"

## External links

* *This Is Serious Mum* CD + cassette at Vicious Threads
* *This Is Serious Mum* coloured vinyl LP at Vicious Threads
* *This Is Serious Mum* at Discogs
The Prime Minister Prepares for the Press Conference

**"The Prime Minister Prepares for the Press Conference"** is the title of a diatribe/press release in the voice of then-Prime Minister Scott Morrison, which was posted to the briefly rebooted tism.net.au in October 2020.

The diatribe was posted in brown text on a black background above the cover art to TISM's posthumous 2020 single "For Those About to Rock"; the website was titled "Not an announcement". Following the death of Yahn "Wildebeest" O'Donnell, the diatribe was replaced with a dedication to O'Donnell.

## The diatribe

> “With narrowed eyes people plot evil; with a smirk, they plan their mischief.”
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Just shut the fuck up, Tudge, and let me think.
I’ll need a woman with me, dressed in pink;
From cabinet is best – you just pick any.
It’s not like we have got that fucking many.
If not Marise, get Anne – I’ll impale ya
If I end up going out there with Michaelia.
You think the journos are all mercenary?
You learn that from your old press secretary?
Abetz, Canavan, Cash, Roberts, Stoker,
Molan, Hanson, Hume, that Colbeck joker,
Fierravanti-Wells: it gets me down.
What a fucking line up. Send in the clowns.
You think the press are bad? That’s what you tell me?
Have you not fucking met Craig fucking Kelly?
I’ll go and tell them all the standard lines:
“It’s in the past”, or, “Now is not the time”;
Object to the word “bonk” with indignation,
Voice outraged in holy imprecation;
I’ll smirk; my fist will clench; I’ll rail; glower;
I’ll positively stink of male power
And claim that (’cept for gays) who we to bed
Is private; and besides, the wench is dead –
Well, hounded out: that’s true, but the fact is
We’re following the best of corporate practice.
The press might want the truth, as in A, B –
I’ll make sure my answers are from C, D:
The man can’t lie who first decides what he’ll see:
Just get Phil Gaetjens’ to do an inquiry.
When on the noble-seeming search for truth
You look instead for reasons that will suit
What you think true already in your heart:
Belief becomes the proof; faith, facts; horse, cart.
The God I worship was a refugee
Just like the ones I pushed back out to sea;
He loved the poor; I, prosperity.
The contradictions, mate, don’t worry me.
When I’m between what’s needed and what’s true
To knees I fall, and look up to the blue,
And face the test all Christians have been through:
“O Lord,” I ask, “what would Mitch McConnell do?”
We in this party have believed for long
That following self-interest makes us strong;
COVID made the common good our saviour
Suddenly we’re all for Team Australia –
The vaccine comes, it’s back to being jerks:
Incontrovertibly the system works.
It’s heads they lose, and tails we fucking win.
That’s just our way. Fuck off. Send Christian in.

## See also

* TISM.net.au
* Ron Hitler-Barassi
* DRW Entertainment
* "For Those About to Rock"
* "The Right Wing Guide to Pleasuring"
* List of diatribes

## External links

* tism.net.au (archived 21 November 2020 by archive.org)
There's More Men in Children Than Wisdom Knows

***There's More Men in Children Than Wisdom Knows*** is the eighth home demo tape by This Is Serious Mum, recorded in March 1986. It contains twelve songs, including early versions of "Choose Bad Smack" and "40 Years – Then Death".

Like all of TISM's early home demo tapes, *There's More Men in Children Than Wisdom Knows* remains unreleased; only one song, "Ladies and Gentlemen: Miss Terri Rowe – Slave to the Economist", is known to have been released in any format, as it was excerpted on the band's debut studio album *Great Truckin' Songs of the Renaissance* in 1988.

The demo's title was later borrowed for the Ron Hitler-Barassi diatribe released as a B-side on the "Greg! The Stop Sign!!" single in 1995.

## Track listing

1. Choose Bad Smack
2. Come Over to Me and I'll Come All Over You
3. Gerard Manly Hopkins' Wind Hovers Around My Nostrils
4. Gas! Gas! An Ecstasy of Fumbling
5. The Unsaid Sorrow of Wrist Spin
6. 40 Years – Then Death
7. TISM JISM
8. The Joccult
9. The Peace That Passeth All Understanding
10. I Got I
11. Ladies and Gentlemen: Miss Terri Rowe – Slave to the Economist
12. The History of Man

## See also

* "There's More Men in Children Than Wisdom Knows" (diatribe)
* *Great Truckin' Songs of the Renaissance*

## External links

* *There's More Men in Children Than Wisdom Knows* at Rate Your Music
It's a Screaming World and You're Just Another Screamer

***It's a Screaming World and You're Just Another Screamer*** is the ninth home demo tape by This Is Serious Mum, recorded in June 1986, a month prior to their first major release, the "Defecate on My Face" 7" single, which was released the following month.

The demo contains eleven tracks, including an early version of the song "Saturday Night Palsy" (which would later become a popular single following its inclusion on the band's debut studio album *Great Truckin' Songs of the Renaissance* in 1988), and "All Ordinaries Index", which would be featured on their mini-album *Form and Meaning Reach Ultimate Communion* later in the year.

Like TISM's other home demo tapes, *It's a Screaming World and You're Just Another Screamer* remains unreleased in its entirety; however three tracks ("Untitled", "How to End All Suffering" and "Frenzy") were released on the bonus disc included with the limited edition of the compilation album *Best Off* in 2002.

## Track listing

1. Saturday Night Palsy
2. Untitled (3:47)
3. How to End All Suffering (2:34)
4. Death Instinct Leads the Innocent to the Cattletruck
5. Frenzy (1:13)
6. Amaroo Park Raceway
7. Hey Jude
8. Ophelia Tits
9. All Ordinaries Index
10. What I Did on My Holidays
11. Exterminate the Brut 33

## See also

* *Form and Meaning Reach Ultimate Communion*
* *Best Off*

## External links

* *It's a Screaming World and You're Just Another Screamer* at Rate Your Music
I Don't Want TISM I Want a Girlfriend

Unofficial censored version of cover (due to Fandom's removal of the unedited version)

### Producer

Peter Blyton

**"I Don't Want TISM I Want a Girlfriend"** is the seventh single by TISM (This Is Serious Mum), released on 7" vinyl on 11th December 1989 by Elvis Records.

The single includes the song of the same name, and the B-side, "I'll 'Ave Ya", both of which originated on the demo tape *Free Nelson Mandella – With Every Record*, recorded in November 1988, and both would also later feature on the CD and cassette editions of TISM's second studio album, *Hot Dogma*, released in 1990 on Phonogram (a subsidiary of PolyGram).

Both songs differ from the album versions; the A-side has an extended introduction on *Hot Dogma*, and the B-side has a slightly longer ending with a brief diatribe from Ron Hitler-Barassi not heard on the single. Some copies of the single came with a folded A4 size merchandise insert.

To date, the single has never been reissued in its original format, though the single edits of both songs were included on the compilation *Collected Versus*, released in August 2022.

The cover art features a graphic of a family of five, the father of whom is pointing a shotgun into his mouth. The administrators of this wiki have been forced to censor the image for this article, following the removal of the unedited version by Fandom moderators; no such "censored" version of the single exists in reality.

## Track listing

1. I Don't Want TISM I Want a Girlfriend (3:41)
2. I'll 'Ave Ya (2:14)

## See also

* *Free Nelson Mandella – With Every Record*
* *Hot Dogma*
* "The History of Western Civilisation"
* "Let's Form a Company"
* *Collected Versus*

## External links

* "I Don't Want TISM I Want a Girlfriend" at Discogs
Ron Hitler-Barassi

Hitler-Barassi guest hosting Rage in November 2022

### Labels

Elvis Records, Polydor Records, Shock Records, genre b.goode, Madman Entertainment, DRW Entertainment

### Website

tism.net.au (archived 17 November 2020 by archive.org

**Ron Hitler-Barassi** (sometimes credited as **R.H.B.** or **RHB**) is a lead vocalist and dancer in TISM (aka This Is Serious Mum), who has been part of the band in all its line-ups since 1983. Hitler-Barassi's pseudonym refers to former AFL footballer and coach Ron Barassi, and former dictator and Fuhrer of the German Reich, Adolf Hitler.

Hitler-Barassi is known for his vitriolic spoken word "diatribes", and for ending up nude (and sometimes unmasked) during live shows. Since the mid-1980s Hitler-Barassi has also acted as one of the band's primary spokespeople, often appearing alongside founding drummer/vocalist Humphrey B. Flaubert on behalf of TISM in interviews and television appearances.

Reports that Hitler-Barassi is a high school teacher and novelist outside of TISM have never been confirmed by the band.

## Official biography

***Ron Hitler-Barassi:*** lead vocals, dencorub, Annexation of Poland; position: midwife

Hitler-Barassi insists that Times New Roman is the most appropriate font for lyrics, while Flaubert prefers to use Arial for his, much to Hitler-Barassi's chagrin.

He would also like to point out that if you are still reading by this stage, you deserve to be stuck in the remand section of your nearest maximum security prison, having a length of barbed-wire encased in rubber inserted into your anal canal by your new "wife".

## See also

* TISM
* List of diatribes
* Peter Minack
	+ *C.W.G. (Campaigning With Grant)*

## External links

* Ron Hitler-Barassi at tism.com.au (archived 6 December 2000 by archive.org)
SoftDiamond's Season 2: Episode 9

**ORIN ON ICE MINIGAME BUILDING, EXPANDING ORINVIEW, AND MORE!!** is SoftDiamond's ninth episode of Season 2. This episode was uploaded on February 28, 2023.

## Plot

In this episode, SoftDiamond trolls DragonStar by having DragonStar try to find the secret rooms that he build in the walls of his house. SoftDiamond has Dragon try to find the exact path to the very end of the secret rooms he built, but in the process DragonStar gets rick rolled via note blocks. Later in the episode, the group goes back to building Orin On Ice for the remainder of the stream mostly.
The History of Western Civilisation

* 7" and digital
* Cassette

**"The History of Western Civilisation"** is the eighth single by TISM, released on vinyl 7" and cassette on 17th September 1990 by Phonogram; it was TISM's first major label release, promoting the upcoming release of their second studio album *Hot Dogma* on the label, which followed on October 1st.

The B-side, "Man is Born Free and Everywhere He is in Changing Rooms", is a Ron Hitler-Barassi diatribe delivered at the Livid Festival in Brisbane on 2nd December 1989; the day the National Party of Queensland was voted out of office after a long (and often controversial) 32 years in power, in a massive 24-seat swing.

The B-side was later included as a bonus track on the version of *Hot Dogma* that was included in the 1995 box set *Collected Recordings* *1986–1993*, and as a hidden track on the 2021 CD and vinyl release of the 1984 demo tape *This Is Serious Mum*.

The cassette edition of the single plays both tracks on the A and B sides. To date the single has never been reissued in either of its original formats, however it has become available on streaming services in recent years.

## Track listing

1. The History of Western Civilisation (3:00)
2. Man is Born Free and Everywhere He is in Changing Rooms (2:52)

## See also

* *Hot Dogma*
* "I Don't Want TISM I Want a Girlfriend"
* "Let's Form a Company"

## External links

* "The History of Western Civilisation" at Discogs
Vladimir Lenin-McCartney

Lenin-McCartney in rehearsal with TISM in October 2022

**Vladimir Lenin-McCartney** is the current guitarist of TISM, having joined the band for their reunion in June 2022, filling the shoes of the late Tokin' Blackman. His pseudonym is derived from the Russian politician Vladimir Lenin and the Lennon–McCartney songwriting partnership of The Beatles.

Lenin-McCartney was announced as TISM's new guitarist in October 2022, when he launched an Instagram profile, posting several pictures of the band's rehearsals for - presumably - their upcoming appearances at Good Things music festival in December.

He debuted onstage with TISM at a secret show at the Croxton Bandroom in Thornbury on 12 November, playing two additional secret warm-up gigs with the band in Melbourne throughout November prior to their planned appearances at Good Things the following month.

Lenin-McCartney's identity remains unknown, but has been the subject of some speculation from victims. His guitar is emblazoned with the same Humphrey B. Flaubert design as the plastic costumes worn by Flaubert and Ron Hitler-Barassi during their media appearances in the lead-up to the reunion.

To date, Lenin-McCartney has not spoken publicly about his involvement in the band, nor appeared with TISM co-founders Flaubert and Hitler-Barassi in media appearances or interviews.
List of TISM bedroom recordings

From their formation on 30 December 1982 until 1988, **This Is Serious Mum** (later commonly known by their acronym **TISM**) recorded a series of **home demo tapes**, commonly referred to as the **bedroom recordings**, containing a large number of original songs.

These demos were the basis for the band's earliest releases; although many of the demos have been excerpted on a number of official releases, none have been officially released in their entirety to date.

One demo tape, simply titled *This Is Serious Mum*, was circulated in small numbers at TISM's live performance at the University of Melbourne in November 1984, and was reissued on CD, cassette and vinyl by DRW Entertainment and genre b.goode in 2021.

## List of This Is Serious Mum bedroom recordings

* *Great Truckin' Songs of the Renaissance* (1982)
	+ not to be confused with the 1988 studio album of the same name
* *Form and Meaning Reach Ultimate Communion* (1983)
	+ not to be confused with the 1986 mini-album of the same name
* *Hooked on Crap* (1983)
* *It's Novel! It's Unique! It's Shithouse!* (1983)
* *TISM V – Harshness, Reality, That's What It's All About / We Live in Oil* (1984)
* *If You Want the Toilet, You're in It* (1984)
* *Muggy Climates in My Jockettes* (1985)
* *There's More Men in Children Than Wisdom Knows* (1986)
* *It's a Screaming World and You're Just Another Screamer* (1986)
* *The Vic Hugo Experience – Are You Miserable?* (1986)
* *Tissongs* (1987)
* *Free Nelson Mandella – With Every Record* (1988)
* *Three Blake and a Dollar's Worth of Chips* (1988)

## See also

* TISM discography
* *This Is Serious Mum* (demo)
* *Punt Road*
Omziscool Dimension

The **Omziscool Dimension,** possible **The Curse Dimension** is the dimension of Omziscool and the possible creation place of The Curse. It is accessed using the Omziscool Dimension Portal and all of it's terrain can be edited by The Curse Hosts.

## Biomes

There are 3 known biomes in the Omziscool dimension.

### Hopper Plains

The Hopper Plains is a mostly flat biome consisting of 1 layer of hoppers with bedrock underneath. It is the location where the Dementia Cannon was built.

### Hopper Forest

The Hopper Forest is a biome consisting of basalt, gray wool, deepslate, bedrock, and gray concrete on the ground. Rooted into the ground are Hopper Trees, which have polished basalt roots, gray concrete and gray wool trunks, and hopper leaves. Additionally, 3x3 platforms with polished deepslate stairs at the top and a hole in the middle.

### Floating Hoppers

The Floating Hoppers is a hillier biome consisting of multiple layers of hoppers with bedrock underneath. Its defining feature is its dense concentration of floating hoppers.

## Notable Events

Ending of episode 4: demonstration of power

## Facts

All of the hoppers in the Hopper Dimension are full of randomly assorted items, resembling the randomness of Omziscool's videos.
Hooked on Crap

***Hooked on Crap*** is the third home demo tape by This Is Serious Mum, recorded in July 1983. It features thirteen songs, including the earliest known recording of what would become the band's first single, "Defecate on My Face".

Like TISM's other private demo tapes, *Hooked on Crap* remains mostly unreleased, with only a handful of excerpts issued on official releases: part of the tape was excerpted as "Kevin Borich Expressionism" on the band's second studio album *Hot Dogma* in 1990, and "Defecate on My Face" and "Macca Spits the Dummy of Life" were released on the *Defecate on My Face* box set in 2022, alongside a "Bossanova" version of "Defecate on My Face", also attributed to *Hooked on Crap*).

## Track listing

1. Test Pattern
2. P.S. I Hate You
3. Ladies and Gentlemen
4. ..... Too Many Dots (Not Enough Words)
5. Tetraplegic Body Talk
6. George Minack Über Älles/Sprechen Sie Deutsch Mein Fräulein? No
7. The Catharsis of Pity and Fear (or Going Up a Moroccan's Bum)
8. The Oral-Anal Fixation Stage Shuffle
9. T.S. Eliot
10. Defecate on My Face (2:01)
11. Macca Spits the Dummy of Life (5:21)
12. (I Can't Get No) Ariel Sharon
13. The Collapsed Lung Boogie (Parts 1, 2 & 8 by Don Burrows and Cerebal Palsy)

## See also

* "Defecate on My Face" (song)
* *Hot Dogma*
* *Defecate on My Face* (box set)
The Vic Hugo Experience – Are You Miserable?

***The Vic Hugo Experience – Are You Miserable?*** is the tenth home demo tape by This Is Serious Mum, recorded in October 1986 following sessions for their mini-album *Form and Meaning Reach Ultimate Communion*, which would be released on Elvis Records the following month.

This demo is one of the more obscure of TISM's bedroom recordings; none of its twelve songs are known to have been released in any format.

## Track listing

1. Teflon Underpants
2. Shantih Shantih Shanty
3. I Salute You Paul the White Lion
4. Give Me Your Angry Red Penis
5. Lover Me Tender (Your Cunt Stinks)
6. N\*\*\*\*\*, Pick My Cotton
7. I'm Just Sittin' Here Waitin' (To Turn Into a 65 Year Old Negro Saxophonist)
8. The Love You Take Equals the Love You Make So Baby Let Me Bang Your Box
9. I Can See Your House From Here
10. I Can't Get No (Girls From the Weimar Republic)
11. Nick Cave and Jim Morrison Play Kick to Kick
12. The Bugger's Blanket

## External links

* *The Vic Hugo Experience – Are You Miserable?* at Rate Your Music
Skyblock Season 0

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Saturday Night Palsy

**"Saturday Night Palsy"** is the fifth single by TISM (This Is Serious Mum), released as a 7" single in March 1989 on Elvis Records.

The single contains an alternate mix of the track of the same name from the band's 1988 debut album *Great Truckin' Songs of the Renaissance*, and a B-side, "Pus", which does not appear on the album; this version features an alternate lead vocal from Humphrey B. Flaubert which features the original "shoot heroin through the eye" lyric.

TISM supported the release of the single with a notorious appearance on the variety TV program *Hey! Hey! It's Saturday*.

To date the single has never been reissued in its original format, but has been digitally reissued on Spotify and Apple Music in recent years (with the digital version instead featuring the censored "red hot poker" version of the song).

## See also

* *Great Truckin' Songs of the Renaissance*
* "40 Years (Then Death)"
* "The Ballad of John Bonham's Coke Roadie"
* "I'm Interested in Apathy"
* "Martin Scorsese is Really Quite a Jovial Fellow"