Xeaglak

### gender

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xeaglak is a winner of three nobel peace prizes, the director of the hit series "eagleman shorts" and the comic adaptation. they had connections with lesser-known figures like lebron james and walter white in high school, which in turn let them become wealthier. they died of ligma on april 4th 2042 at age 79.

## early life

being born in 1963, eaglak already spoke fluent polish the moment they were born. parents are still unsure why as they were both canadian. at age six glak spoke fluent spanish, russian, english, korean, indian and esperanto. at the time of writing this article, scientists are still trying to discover how they've gained such superhuman powers. as of now, it is suspected to be a result of the unusually high exposure to pierogi and uranium.

at age eight xeaglak found out that they had immense swag. this was made apparent once they went to second grade. they got all the bitches imaginable - as to why, this still remains a mystery to this day. this might be a result of their insane geometry dash skills and fortnite building abilities. by age ten eaglak would get into a terrible addiction - motion and graphic design. unfortunately despite all the attempts at curing the addiction - from therapy through medication - they still havent recovered. this addiction would later spiral into a disability known as becoming a hypixel bedwars player.

## teenage years

once eaglak turned thirteen, they and lebron james started to get along really well. during lunch they would discuss and plan their future youtube and streaming endeavors. sadly lebron wouldnt go through with the plans as he had found more interest in chemistry, which xeaglak supported. losing the main interest with their friend, eaglak would fall into deep depression as they had no ideas what to do to make them stand out from the crowd on the youtube landscape. according to the 2003 bbc news interview, it would be walter white who would propose the idea of creating an animated series starring the eagleman character, one which eaglak would certainly go through with. the animated series quickly became famous and by age fifteen eaglak had accumulated $500,000. they would later use that money to buy a bigass mansion, insane amounts of v-bucks and to help lebron james with his lung cancer he had gotten from playing with too many chemicals. the cancer would later get cured. lebron would decide to keep the bald head and start a basketball career.

## adulthood

eaglak's life would continue fairly normally up until age 36 as they went homeless due to spending too much money on lipton's ice tea product (editor note - green taste is the best fuck all the other flavors lol). the eagleman animated series stopped gaining traction so they had to think of something and it had to be fast. the idea came into mind quick - and it certainly wasnt a bad one. eaglak had released a comic series, which, like the animated series, gained a lot of traction. the author would quickly regain their house and could finally retire at age 59.

## death and legacy

at age 68, eaglak would start showing symptoms of ligma. the symptoms would get really bad as the writer would decline any offers from doctors. they would later die of ligma at age 79. it would later be discovered that they had left a note which said "gysifugsdign". it would later be revealed to be a reference to the now world-famous eagleman quote from comic issue #26.

## trivia

* in 2020 they married Alex
* the profile picture is from oneshot and all the rights to the picture go to their respective owners please dont sue ok thank