2006 Lime Lazer Cola 400

The 2006 Lime Lazer Cola 400 is an INFAMOUS Golden Springs Cup race in the Jumbo Pretzels Cup, due to the big one involving an incredible 31 CARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The crash began after Lyle Crashmaster hits Michael Rogers before Michael starts spinning and crashing into Bob Clutchburn. Then, more cars get involved as Walter Johnson spins. Stephen Axon goes airborne in the crash as Ronald Carter hits Bob Clutchburn and Finn Rim and Edward Smasherville hits Bill Spitball. Then, more cars spin as an on-board on Martin Gears shows him crash into Ricky Wheeler and Stretchy Stretchman. Then, Chase Pontiac stops by Andrew Skyline before Chris Oilcans and an Toby Emerycraft hits him. Andrew then looks and sees Luke Brakedrum spinning before Luke hits Andrew, causing Andrew to go on top of Luke.

Most of the crashed racers finished 15 laps down, while only Stephen Axon, James Sanderson (who spun before involved in the wreck), and Toby Emerycraft were DNF

## Transcript:

Lyle: Lime Lazer Cola's all mine

Michael: AAAAAAAAAAH

(On McLaren Fan's TV)

McLaren: THIS SUCKS! DON'T YOU AGREE SUPERMADNESS!

SM: Ye I agree!

McLaren: Well, I got my supreme microphone that sends stuff through the race, let's use it

McLaren: STUPID LYLE CRASHMASTER!

SM: YEAH!

Lyle: (Seal Bark)!

Ronald Wheelin: TROUBLE MICHAEL ROGERS GETS PUSHED BY LYLE CRASHMASTER, HE HITS BOB CLUTCHBURN!

Michael and Bob: OW!

William Jameson: MORE RACERS INVOLVED, WALTER JOHNSON HITS STEVE CARTRIM WHO HITS KENNY BUMPERIM!

Ronald: STEPHEN AXON GOES FLYING WHILE RONALD CARTER HITS BOB AND EDWARD SMASHERVILLE AND FINN RIM HITS BILL SPITBALL!

Stephen: (Popeye toot)!

William: AND MARTIN GEARS COLLIDES WITH RICKY WHEELER WHO IS SPONSORED BY GREEN ENERGY ITSELF AND STRETCHY STRETCHMAN

Ronald: AND NOW, CHASE PONTIAC AND ANDREW STOP BY

Chase: Hey Andrew!

Andrew: Oh hey Chase!

(Chase gets bashed away)

Andrew: Uhhhhhh.

Luke: WATCH OUT!

William: NOW LUKE HITS ANDREW AND ANDREW'S ON TOP OF LUKE

Luke and Andrew: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (You Kid)

## Positions:

1. Tony McQueen (200 laps/tie)
2. Ricardo Marintire (200 laps/tie)
3. Lyle Crashmaster (200 laps/tie)
4. Anthony Carson (200 laps/crash before finishing)
5. Steve Cartrim (200 laps/crashed before finishing)
6. Bill Spitball (200 laps/crashed before finishing)
7. Walter Johnson (200 laps/crashed before finishing)
8. Ronald Carter (200 laps/crashed before finishing)
9. Bob Clutchburn (200 laps/crashed before finishing)
10. Ryan Tireson (199 laps/crashed before finishing/1 lap down)
11. Kenneth Luxo Jr (199 laps/1 lap down)
12. Chase Pontiac (199 laps/crashed before finishing/1 lap down)
13. James Gearson (199 laps/1 lap down)
14. Andrew Skyline (185 laps/crashed before finishing/15 laps down)
15. Luke Brakedrum (185 laps/crashed before finishing/15 laps down)
16. Kenny Bumperim (185 laps/crashed before finishing/15 laps down)
17. Jake Carson (185 laps/crashed before finishing/15 laps down)
18. Ricky Wheeler (185 laps/crashed before finishing/15 laps down)
19. Owen Johnson (185 laps/crashed before finishing/15 laps down)
20. Jessica Lexfuel (185 laps/crashed before finishing/15 laps down)
21. Carl Brakeston (185 laps/crashed before finishing/15 laps down)
22. Martin Gears (185 laps/crashed before finishing/15 laps down)
23. Dean Stretchman (185 laps/crashed before finishing/15 laps down)
24. Edward Smasherville (185 laps/crashed before finishing/15 laps down)
25. George Gearbox (185 laps/crashed before finishing/15 laps down)
26. Michael Rogers (185 laps/crashed before finishing/15 laps down)
27. Marvin Turner (185 laps/crashed before finishing/15 laps down)
28. Chris Oilcans (185 laps/crashed before finishing/15 laps down)
29. Diamond Corps Backup (185 laps/15 laps down)
30. Reginald Baldwin (185 laps/crashed before finishing/15 laps down)
31. Brad Simpkins (185 laps/crashed before finishing/15 laps down)
32. Mark Axler (185 laps/crashed before finishing/15 laps down)
33. Finn Rim (185 laps/crashed before finishing/15 laps down)
34. Bobby Racelott (185 laps/crashed before finishing/15 laps down)
35. Toby Emerycraft (DNF due to pit errors because of missing fuel)
36. James Sanderson (DNF due to spinning before crashing)
37. Stephen Axon (DNF due to flying in the air)