Night-Time!

**Night-Time!** is the fifth episode of Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.

## Synopsis

They guys eat late-night snacks. A stereotypical sketch gives Mark an identity crisis and a house party gets out of control. Then: S.W.A.T. Boys!

## Plot

### Lindsay

The Great Lindsay, despot of darkness and knight of nights, gets into his coffin. He explains what night-time is, and explains that he episode will feature satire, parody and clever wordplay.

### Italian Man

Zach and Mark dance for Broden to keep him happy until his Chinese food arrives.

When it does, he goes to the door where Salvatore Michaelangelo, the stupid old Italian man, is waiting. He gives Broden a pizza, which Broden notices and kicks him out. The man returns with pizza in a Chinese food box. Broden rejects this but Salvatore sneakily hands it back to him. Salvatore tells him he fucks his cousin, and tries to smack his bottom by getting into his slipstream. Salvatore poos his pants but begs Broden to stay, then poos them again. He offers to live at the Big Ol' House of Fun, before Mark breaks character.

Max Miller approaches and Mark says he thinks its coming across as a litlle racist. He takes a break in the other room and call his mum about it. She says she doesn't know because she's just a stupid old mamma mia, then poos her pants.

### Midnight Snacks

At 12:00 AM, Zach goes to have a midnight snack and looks in the refrigerator. He tries to decide between an apple and a little pot of pre-packaged pudding. Mark approaches and asks him about the snack; Zach chose the pudding. Mark decides between Broden's left over noodles or noodles left over Broden's, picking the former and havinjg just one noodle. They accidentally wake the Broden, who asks who ate his zha jiang mian. He has a cheese single instead, which he loves. Mark decides between warm milk or morning brown. If he drinks the milk, he'll sleep til dawn does break. The Sandman comes to give them wonderful dreams, and does a dance before attacking them.

### Thin Drinks

In a world where guns are illegal and the cops belong to the highest bidder, drinks are thin. Mark, Zach and EDIT are around a table. Mark says that the Qantas Crew killed Leg Head. Zach tries to cure his headache with an Alka-Seltzer but the drink is too thin. Broden enters and said he had Leg Head killed because she was a spy for Mr Many Heads and had the Qantas Crew framed for her murder, leaving them the vindication to attack. Leg Head appears, however, with a thick drink. Mark and Zach are watching this on the TV.

### Liqour Licence Inspector

Mark and Zach are having energy drinks, when Broden comes in, offering them some drinks. He brings more alcohol, then a full keg and then a forklift of drinks so they can turn the house into a bar. The Liquor Licence Inspector finds Broden, who bribes him with two free drinks but asks for his credentials, for which the inspector gets out two cocktails. Zach throws a fork in the inspector's eye, killing him despite him being on board.

Mark wakes up in his bed, thinking it's a dream, but Broden bursts in shouting at him to help. He wakes up again but Broden is still there. Mark fights Broden for the sleeping pills while Zach puts the man's body in the bin.

### Lindsay again

Lindsay says to follow Aunty Donna on their socials.

### Two Men Who Definitely Don't Want to Fight

Two Ska Band members meet up at the front of the Big Ol' House of Fun. After some small talk, they get ready to fight each other. Another member tries to break it up, but is left with no other option but to join in the fight with his mixed martial arts training. One of the girls is afraid that he'll lose his scholarship. They set a metaphorical line and eventually draw it, before threatening each other's cousins. One of the girls is thinking of seeing Richard in New York. The Police Officers try to break it up, threatening an arrest. They show them the third print of Francisco Goya's *The Disasters of War*, but they fight over this.

### Jan Attempt 3

Jan asks Mark for a hot toddy, and explains what pubs are because they don't have bars in the UK. Broden realises she is Zach.

### SWAT Boys

The ska band come into the bar fighting. Shivers. Mark calls SWAT who come in and do a dance, including tap dance. The SWAT SWAT care called in and do some SWATting. They attack everyone about the bar.

### The Sun

The Sun begins to rise, and is gonna get ya. It attacks the boys, as well as Lindsay.

## Characters

### Main Characters

* Lindsay ("Weird Al" Yankovic)
* Mark
* Zach
* Broden
* Salvatore Michaelangelo (Mark Bonanno)
* Max Miller
* Mark's Mum (Mark Bonanno)
* Sandman
* Thin Drinks Mark
* Thin Drinks Zach
* Thin Drinks Kiva (Kiva Jump)
* Thin Drinks Broden
* Leg Head (Michelle Brasier)
* Liquor Licence Inspector (Ben Russell)
* Ska Band (Broden Kelly, Mark Bonanno, Zachary Ruane, Tipper Newton, Rekha Shankar)
* Police Officers (Scott Aukerman, Mary Sohn)
* Jan (Jessica Knappett)
* SWAT (Broden Kelly, Mark Bonanno, Zachary Ruane)
* SWAT SWAT (Tipper Newton, Rekha Shankar)
* Sun (Natalie Palamides)

### Referenced Characters

* Mr Many Heads
* Richard