Episode 24

## Date

Saturday, 4/18/2020, 3:00 pm

**Length:** 3:32:04

## Title

**The Day Of The Epic First Kitchen Sink (A/K/A Kitchen Sink I) When Stretchers Tried To Play Name That Tune But People Kept Typing The Answers In The Chat**

## Link

Facebook Video: https://facebook.com/240035387080519

## Noteworthy Details

Special Episode

**Location:** Living Room

**Secret Surprise Special Guest:** N/A

## Episode Description

* Kitchen Sink
* Wait Wait Episode Aired

## Quotes and Taglines:

* “If you’re new to this and you’re watching and you’re, like, ‘Why does this guy keep playing songs he doesn’t know,’ I don’t know. I can’t answer that. I’ve made a career of it and it’s too late to stop.”
* “Again, every single one of these I’m like, ‘Of course I know it.’ And I typed it out and I printed it out. Do I actually know it when it comes time? No. That’s when it turns into a scary tightrope act. But you guys didn’t come to the circus to watch the tightrope walker succeed…”
* “I could play musical chairs with them and I wouldn’t even win because even I don’t know when I’m starting and stopping.”
* “I apologize in advance for knowing how to play the song I’m about to play. Really, truly sorry about that.” (on Build Me Up Buttercup)
* “My bag of tricks is, how do you say, very finite.”
* “Wow, that was hard, guys. Seriously. That wasn’t just walking the tightrope, that was like riding a unicycle across the tightrope blindfolded and the unicycle doesn’t have a seat on it. That’s what that felt like. That was hard, man. That was super hard.” (on mashing up Waterloo and Build Me Up Buttercup)
* “This one, I might play it well but we just don’t know yet. I can’t say with enough certainty.”
* “Tell your five-year-old I can sometimes be a sarcastic jerk when it comes to making fun of Star Wars and things like that. That’s me…it’s just who I am. Sorry. I’m working on it. I’m working on self-improvement, honestly.” (on saying The Imperial March was from Star Trek and Game Of Thrones)
* “Oh God, I just decided what to play next. I’m not happy about it, but I can’t turn back.”
* “Reminder that this show also doubles as an excellent accompaniment to your games of musical chairs at home because you don’t know when I’m gonna start or stop — and neither do I.”
* “I apologize in advance. It’s a preemptive apology. Apologize first, screw up later — is that what they say?”
* “Where’s a good starting point for me if I can’t remember how it starts?”
* “I don’t totally remember how this one goes. We’ll try it as a ‘name that tune’ anyway. Maybe you figured it out from listening to me try to figure it out.” (on Theme From The Office (U.S.))
* (on Stacy L.’s suggestion to do an episode of all TV themes) // Josh: “We’ll probably do that sometime before long, but it requires preparation which neither one of us have a ton of time or energy for these days so….um.” // Mary: It doesn’t require a TV, though, so that’s good.” // Josh: Oh, ‘cause we don’t have one, you mean? // Mary: “Yeah…” // Josh: “Wah wah.”
* “Where are we right now? Like the bottom of the 26th or something? Still tied 1-1. We’ve got shortstops pitching, we’ve got pitchers playing shortstop…”
* “I’m not very good at sight reading, especially when it’s on someone’s torso.” (on playing a show in Sweden a couple years ago and, afterward, a guy showing him a tattoo of the intro to All The Young Dudes)

## Hatter or No-Hatter?

* Hatter

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