4chan Shitler

* Fakey Dakey Form
* When you press the right buttons and end up accidentally activating God Mode
* Ascension
* Super Ascension
* Mastered Ascension
* Á̶̧͘d̶̢̧͘͠o̵͘҉̸҉l҉͏f̨͝͡͠ ̴̨͡Ḩ̴̧̀į̀t̢̕҉͟l̶͘͢è͡r̨̕
* Unmanifested Soul
* Super Saiyan 1
* LSSJ Shitler
* SSGSS Googol
* SSJ ∞^∞
* TheLegend27
* The Bee Movie Script
* Robohitler
* Shitler the Ultimate
* The Final Shitler
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> "*If people are talking about you behind your back, just fart, it works everytime*"
> ― Probably Einstein
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## Summary

Nobody knows where he came from, or what he came from, or why he came from, only that he is the inheritor of The Ultimate, he has access to all 9,686,353,365,085,365,870,253,576,265 Unholy Cringe Grails, 327,486,171 Neg Mirrors, The 857,925 Arks of Cringe, and can blink away entire Memeverses, he can also shoot laser beams, and fly, and walk through walls, and read minds, and not only that, but he can also steal souls, and he is the only existing Grandmaster of the Infinitefold Path of Victory, but he was defeated by all of America with the help of Chuck Norris and joseph Stalin, his power exeeds that of Pepe by an undefinable amount, and he is even more cancerous than the Composite Shonen Protagonist, and he is power behind PewDiePie, and the one responsible for The Thread with no Name, and along with Hirohito he started WWII, did we mention that hes also a Super Saiyan? cause I bet we didn't, but he is.

## Powers and Stats

**Name:** Adolf Hitler (but people call him Shitler, we don't know why, but they do)

**Origin:** The wet dream of a **4Channer**, also the Real World and probably Naruto and Dragon Ball Z too

**Gender:**  (◕‿◕✿)

**Age:** Almost 130, but probably around 100000 Years old because I said so, the point is, hes as old as dirt

**Height:** 5'9 in base , Godmode, and SSJ1, 6'5 in SSGSS Googol, 9'1 in LSSJ, 10'2 in SSJ ∞^∞, 7'0 as Robo Hitler, 60,000 miles in ascension, 1,000,000 miles in Super Ascension, 5.90000e+20 in Mastered Ascension, Infinite as Á̶̧͘d̶̢̧͘͠o̵͘҉̸҉l҉͏f̨͝͡͠ ̴̨͡Ḩ̴̧̀į̀t̢̕҉͟l̶͘͢è͡r̨̕, Shitler the Ultimate and The Final Shitler

**Classification:** The Dank One, Literally Hitler, Leader of Nazi Shitposters, Composite Nazi, Composite 4Chan

**Powers and Abilities:** Superduperhuman Physical Characteristics, Cancerpotence, Cancerpresence, Cancerscience, Never Ending Life (type ∞), Artial Marts Mastery (He was stated to have a Black-Belt in Karate, Jujustu, Brazilian jiu-jitsu, Taekwondo, Muay Thai, Judo, Aikido, Kenpō, Jeet Kune Do, Hapkido, and Shaolin Kung Fu) Beat Stick Mastery, What is real Warping and Info Destroying (Warped the fabric of the truth with Nazi Propaganda), Tiny little things Manipulation, Anti-Tiny little things Manipulation, Human insides Manipulation (With Mangele Force), Going to a different place to fight (He did this many times in World War II), Quick Healing (He always comes back), Bigness (He covered half of Europe), Thinking Manipulation (With Hitler Youth), Idea's Manipulation, Super Senses, Power Use and Making stuff (With factory production), Bullet Hell (In battlefields), Tick Tock Manipulation, Where are we Manipulation, Abra Ka Dabra, Insanity Controlling (He was insane, and he controlled himself), immaterial Existence (In Newspapers, Forums, Videogames, TV, and Movies), Calling (The Forbidden One), Higher level Warping, Can't be hurt (While inside his bunker), Toughness Ignoring and Deleting (With you know what), Nothingness Manipulation, That thing that doesn't exist Manipulation, Plotting (Altered the plot of World War II when he attacked Stalin), One Shotting (With Execution), Moving to other places with holes (Moved to Argentina or Brazil or whatever), Spirit Energy Control (Can fire energy beams such as the Kamehameheil), Ded Manipulation, Destiny Wapring (Changed the fates of millions of people), Multiduality, Boom Manipulation (With airbombing), Locking (Locked up people he didn't like), Law Rewriting (Changed the Laws of Germany), Attack Sendback (With No U), Very Scary (People feared him), Crazyness Control, Smoky Poison Manipulation (With Showers), Bad Breath (With Shoop Da Whoop), Always planning, Dabbing on them h8rz (Invented dabbing all the way back in the 30's), Urk Controlling (Demonstrated massive amounts of such energies numerous times) Gay Control (Un-gayed the gays), Guys incharge Controlling (He controlled an entire country), Memeing, Neging, Neging Neging, Neging Neging Neging , Neging Neging Neging Neging, Neging Neging Neging Neging Neging, Neging Neging Neging Neging Neging Neging, Neging Neging Neging Neging Neging Neging Neging, Neging Neging Neging Neging Neging Neging Neging Neging, Neging Neging Neging Neging Neging Neging Neging Neging Neging, Resistence, Resistence Resistence, Resistence Resistence Resistence, Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence, Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence, Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence, Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence, Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence, Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence, Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence, Spam Manipulation

**Speed:** OMFG Look out hes right behind you!!!

**Lifting Strength:** 616^Infinity (Likely higher, but whatevs bro, lifting strengths doesn't matter anyway, so who cares, seriously, why is lifting strength even on these goddamn pages if everyone in the VS Community dismisses it like its meaningless, like yeah so what I can bench 100 but who gives a flying fuck, not the VS Community that's who, they don't give two shits about lifting strength because its meaningless, all that matters is how hard you can punch)

**Striking Strength:** Skidaddle Skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle, posssibly Hip Hip Horay, your mom is now gay (His Inferno Ulfenblitzer reaches these levels)

**Durability:** Can we just say its the same as his attack potency, because I don't feel like putting another wall of spam on this page when it already has 2

**Stamina:** ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

**Range:** *Despacito 8: Gangnam Style will See you Again*

**Standard Equipment:** Literally every weapon that has ever existed ever

**Intelligence:** Easily understood National Socialism, and to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand National Socialism. The ideology is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of volkish tradition most of the jokes will go over a typical untermensch's head. There's also Hitler's Germannic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Carl Jung's literature, for instance. The Schutzstaffel understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these memes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike National Socialism truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the depth in Himmler's volkish catchphrase "Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer!" which itself is a cryptic reference to Kaiser Wilhelm's Prussian epic Vater und Sohne. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Joseph Goebbels' genius wit unfolds itself at the Bürgerbräukeller. What degenerates.. how I pity them.😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a Swastika tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel juden. 😎

**Weaknesses:** Literally fucking nothing bruh

## Attacks, Techniques, and other Equipment

 File:FhyOWNN1fH-2.png  **Kamehameheil:** The strongest attack in fiction, it can kill all of your punt godmodes and your weak spectral destroyers, this in internet cancer at its peak, even the likes of God, Satan, Zeus, Ra, Odin, Quetzalqultapluttle (Or whatever the Aztec guys name is), Amaterasu, and Bob could survive this attack, not even Goku can survive this attack, once he hits you with it, your going straight to ~~hell~~ Auschwitz (which is worse than hell) you little bitch, Shitler will mow through you and your family with this attack, and don't even try to claim that you can negate it, it negates your negation then negates your existence, Shitler negates all of your abilities 3 years before fighting you, so don't try to use Hax to beat him.

**Inferno Ulfenblitzer:** Shitler unleashes a barrage of punches so hard his opponent instantly collapses, after that he hits them with a Super-Ultra-Mega-Hyper-Wonder-Firestrike-Kick, which incineratorates the opponent completely, even if they have fire resistence, it doesn't matter, if they try to negate this attack their negation will be negated, if the try to negate the negation of their attack will still be negated, and so on and so forth, the point is, nobody can survive this atakalakalack, its just to OPAF.

**FUCK YOUR HAX:** Shitler screams "FUCK YOUR HAX" and negates your hax, this abilitiy can also negate the negation of it negating someone elses negation of its negation or something, the point is, even if you took this power away from him, he would still be able to use it, fuck anyone who thinks otherwise.

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**Life Ending Combo of Daspair:** Shitler uses a combo of insults to degrade his opponents self esteem, and due to his Unholy Cringe Grails, any negation or sendback of this attack is negated, by the time Shitler is done with this attack, his opponent will be nothing but a sputtering pile of goo, making them easy to finish off.

**No U:** Reflects any attack ever, no matter what.

**Infinitefold Path of Victory:** Allows Shitler to instantly win no questions asked, as soon as he performs this move he wins and his opponent is added to his notable victories, don't even try to deny that this would happen, because your argument is useless at this point.

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**Summoning the Forbidden One:** Another automatic win, because why not.

**Invading Poland:** This was a bad idea.

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**Unholy Cringe Grails:** Perhaps one of Shitlers most infamous weapons, the Cringe Grails negate and absorb all form of damage that would go to Shitler, any Hax that would be performed on Shitler is absorbed into the Cringe Grail, there is no limit to what the Cringe Grails cant absorb, as the can absorb all forms of hax, for instance, if someone tried to swap powers with Shitler, they would instead swap powers with one of the Cringe Grails, if one tried to increase their power to exeed that of Shitler, the extra power that they stack onto themselves will go to one of the Crange Grails, then Shitler will drink from said Cringe Grail and gain the extra power, even if PewDiePie tried to review Shitler he would only end up reviewing one of the Cringe Grails, any attack that tries to kill Shitler will be negated by one of the Cringe Grails, if any little fucker actually manages hurt Shitler (which is already impossible), the damage will be negated, and Shitler will be unharmed, if Shitlers attacks someone and they survive, their survival will be negated and they will die, this cant be negated, and if it is, it will negate that negation, if someone claims "Even if that happens, nothing will happen to (Insert character)" that claim is negated and changed to "Please have mercy on (Insert character)", to which Shitler will reply with "Sure thing man" then Shitler and (Insert character) will become good drinking buddies and soon they will be BFF's, however if they continue to deny that Shitler would kill them, they will die a painful death.

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**Neg Mirror:** Shitlers most trollish weapon, it can reflect anything, any hax or bullshit thrown at Shitler will be instantly reflected by at the user via the Neg Mirror, the Mirror can't be negated by anything, as it is negation, and it will negate any effects and throw them back, if you try to deny this and say something like: "That won't work on (Insert Character)" or "(Insert Character) is beyond getting his attack reflected" or even "(Insert Character) has his own Neg Mirror" (Which is impossible as Shitler has the only ones ever to exist and they can't be copied), they will be ignored for the rest of eternity, even an attack that isn't an attack shall be reflected by the Neg Mirror, trying to destroy one of Shitlers Unholy Cringe Grails will be reflected by the Neg Mirrors, if Shitler is facing more than one opponent he can use one of the Mirrors to create a Mirror image of himself that is equal to the real one, or he could make a mirror image of his opponents to fight for him while he browses Deviantart, if you have a logical argument for why Shitler would lose, that argument is reflected back at the one you used it and thus turns into a logical argument for why Shitler would win.

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**Arks of the Cringe:** One of Shitlers most powerfulest weapons, once opened it unleashes a flair of light that nerfs any character down to **💩 Tier**, allowing Shitler to defeat them easily, if someone tried to use the argument that this wouldn't work, they will be vaporized into oblivion and their argument will be ignored, because they're a dumbass, and dumbasses have to be ignored, look, you just can't beat this weapon, once he uses it, (Insert Character) is as good as dead.

## Featsies

Ripped off multiple pages and got away with it because hes Shitler

Infested himself with spam and got even stronger

Added Mayron to his notable victories and didn't get edited by Carlos in the first 5 minutes

Failed to take over the world

Watched Watchmojo for 3 hours

Was edited mostly in source mode

Died and came back

Made you cringe atleast once

Killed your family

Fucked France

Tanked a blow that could have

became the face of 4Chan

Killed 17 Million people

Dabbed on his Haters

Defeated all of the other memes at once

Absorbed all the cancer that ever existed

Probably triggered Uselessnoob a few times

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## Others

**Notable Victories:**

France

Poland

Isreal

Most of Europe

17 Million People

Ur mom

Ur dad

The Kings

The Priests

The Warriors

The Peasants

The Untouchables

The Jake Paulers

Memes

Non-Memes

PewDiePie

Markiplier

Jacksepticeye

Skodwarde

Goku (Exaggerated)

Flan-chan (Composite)

Borat

Mayron Legenrok

Yxz

Hue BR

Logan Paul

HOSTLESS

Thanos (Exaggerated)

Seol404 (Her IQ drops by 1 point ever time she looks at this page)

every other user that looks at this page (same reason)

All of the pages he ripped off

**Notable Losses:**

Stalin and Chuck Norris + America

**Inconclusive Matches:**

Mussolini

Emperor Hirohito