SCA Foundation

The SCA Foundation (Or the Stop Carl Azuz Foundation) is a terrorist organization that is dedicated to slandering and antagonizing our god Carl Azuz. They accuse Carl of many heinous crimes, worst of all being having BAD PUNS! Fortunately, evidence exists to prove that this isn't the case. Strangely, the SCA foundation, while shrouded in mystery, has some information on Carl that is true, but any normal person would have no way of knowing (his supernatural powers). This has lead some to believe that someone with an inside in the news industry to be the creator of the SCA, such as Tucker Carlson, Coy Wire, or even Carl azus. Other candidates for founders include Megan Swacus and Chris James, spurred by jealousy of Carl's power. Nobody is completely sure, however.

## SCA Foundation PROPAGANDA

**Warning: The following is SCA Foundation propaganda and should only be used for demonstrative purposes. None of the following is endorsed in any way by the Carl Azuz Wiki. Good luck, and may Azuz have mercy on your soul.**

Stop Carl Azuz

Brought to you by the

SCA Foundation

A little bit of information for you to read

* Carl Azuz is a serious problem. He is promoting horrible puns and awful haircuts, and not to mention he’s just a sick human being who needs to be stopped
* He and the rest of the CNN staff are involved in the Islamic Extremist group known as Isis and also endorse reptilian-based governments, which we all know will cause our country to go corrupt and will be the be the start of WWIII.
* His puns are ruining our generation. Our minds are falling apart as this crackhead with the McDonald's hairline is telling us awful puns.
* He is a registered sex offender in the state of Illinois. He was arrested for pedophillia and attacking several children at a children's hospital in Peoria.
* Committed organized terror attack on a Christian Middle School in Alabama with fourteen other terrorists and personally killed fifty-six children before being gunned into surrender and was arrested and sentenced for 19 years in 1984.
* While drafted for World War II he worked with the Japs and helped organize efforts for the attack on Midway and monitor the U.S. troops activities in the Philippines and bombed Pearl Harbor.

Why we created the SCA Foundation

I know it may seem like a dumb idea, slightly outrageous, and a waste of time to have created the Stop Carl Azuz Foundation. But it was not at all. We have, over time this year, figured out the truth about Carl Azuz, and let’s just say it’s not at all a good truth. As you read in the earlier slide, Carl Azuz promotes Hillary Clinton campaigns, is a firm believer in lizard-based communist governments, and has been tried and found guilty for child molestation in Peoria, Illinois. The SCA works for, and with you, on stopping Carl Azuz.

Promotes weeaboos

* Carl Azuz has a large fan base that consists of hundreds of weeaboos
* He even has a fanpage on Twitter that we can assume is run by these repulsive anime lovers
* These filthy weeaboos with their katana collections will overrun the world with their subtitles and awful Japanese that they learned for two weeks on Rosetta Stone if we don’t stop them
* Also these disgusting life-forms are the children of government officials in over 22 communist states.

Had a life, ruined others

From doing research we can conclude that Carl Azuz did have a life before turning into a news anchor that reports to 9 year olds. He had even worse hair in high school and attended prom with a legitimate person. Still we can conclude that his life was ruined when he found his girl in the janitor's closet with his best friend eating sushi.

Puns are ruining our generation

* He makes an average of 6 puns per episode of CNN Student News
* These puns make us cringe
* He also makes puns while doing the roll call and says roll call in a different voice each time
* His puns are being released to elementary school children that don’t deserve to suffer
* These puns eventually lead to brain damage, cancer, and even suicide.
* Three people have died of heart attacks according to a US National Poll, and 3,007 more worldwide from these terrible puns, but since Carl Azuz endorses and funds the government, they must be covering and there may be hundreds more deaths in the United States

Supports the government's secrets

Not only does Carl Azuz support ISIS, but he has been seen entering the white house. This not only proves he’s part of the government but we have discovered through subliminal messages that Azuz spits on mexican and blacks and supports Kim Jong Un’s very communistic lifestyle. Not only that but we believe that his bad puns are used to cover up his true, reptilian self. This is because on multiple occasions Carl Azuz has made enough bad puns to force people to avert their eyes from the screen. Then Azuz turns into a reptile to eat some insects, and turns back into his “human form,” with the awful haircut and horrible, crooked grin.

Source: https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/14To3WumkC1Ni2N9nGn2eVJhhOkmJ8A3wUOi0qX8rSa4/htmlpresent

**END SCA PROPAGANDA**