Ham Sandwich

Ficlets and longer stories about Ham Sandwich.

* Aussie has a seizure

 fringeandfur

* Letters suggests making a sandwich
* Aussie's at home worried sick about his partners, when Letters comes in with a badly injured Hammer (original prompt)
* Letters plays an April Fools prank
* Aussie injures his hand and can't work Part 2 (NSFW)
* Hammer and Letters get bored when Aussie's not around
* Ham Sandwich go to a gay bar
* Aussie breaks his jaw, but it doesn't stop him from talking
* Ham Sandwich talk about becoming exclusive
* Aussie's adventures in the bush
* Aussie sulks about his un-Australian lack of surfing talent
* Dick cosies
* Hammer tries to cook a romantic meal for his partners
* Aussie asks Letters for help with his crush on Hammer
* Hammer gets shot and the painkillers make him a bit loopy
* A bizarre side-effect leads to Aussie admitting that he's taking antidepressants
* A silly argument about safewords
* Aussie gets his arm broken, Hammer insists on going to get revenge
* Ham Sandwich somehow acquire an attack robot

### Hamstralian

391780

* Hammer finds Aussie attractive for the first time and he’s incredibly confused

fringeandfur

* Aussie and Hammer bond over a mutual dislike of Numbers (original prompt)
* Hammer tries to encourage Aussie to be more metrosexual
* Hammer tries to get over his Numbers sex dreams by asking Aussie to grow a beard
* Hammer thinks Aussie is his rival, but his smack-talk comes across like flirting
* Aussie claims to know everyone's sexual secrets
* Who needs women when you've got your bro?
* Bro-jobs

### Letstralian

* Letters and Aussie try and work out how they feel about each other (fringeandfur)

### Hamlet

* Hammer often fondles Letters' boobs without realising what he's doing (fringeandfur)

## Work/Non-Ship

* Letters finds that one of their targets has been keeping women as prisoners (fringeandfur; cw: abuse)
* Hammer discovers Aussie's unexpected capacity for violence (fringeandfur)

## NSFW

### OT3

391780

* Letters and Hammer are on a hit and they have phone sex with Aussie
* Letters and Aussie make Hammer wear a dress
* Literal Ham Sandwich
* Hammer and Aussie give Letters a birthday treat

 fringeandfur

* Letters and Aussie realise Hammer's been stealing Letters' toys
* Just some straightforward Ham Sandwich PWP
* Sex and pancakes and gratuitous cuddling (original prompt)
* Aussie does something he really should have asked Hammer about beforehand
* Hammer learns he can't always get what he wants
* Hammer has a foot fetish
* A week in the sex life of Hammer
* Hammer wakes up one morning to find himself already cuffed to the bed
* Letters is a bit of a squirter
* Their first time: Aussie picks up on Hammer's awkwardness and deliberately makes it worse
* Aussie gets to be the centre of attention for once
* Letters comes home to find the boys already at it
* Their first time: Hammer wants to know what Letters sees in Aussie
* Hammer in lingerie
* The best sex of Hammer's life (possibly)
* Can you make someone hard just by looking at them?

 ladydorian

* Ham Sandwich for breakfast
* Naked ring toss
* Sexy laundry games
* Solo Letters + Hamstralian fantasies
* More breakfast with Ham Sandwich
* Regarding Hammer’s insecurities

 trumpetandtrombone

* Hammer's first time with Aussie is a case of mistaken identity

### Hamstralian

* Aussie shows Hammer who's boss (391780)
* Hammer gets impatient waiting for a chance to get Aussie alone (fringeandfur)
* Self-indulgent Hamstralian make-outs (fringeandfur)
* Hammer is embarrassed by not being better at gay sex (fringeandfur)
* Growers and showers (fringeandfur)

### Letstralian

* Letters finds Aussie has been stealing her toys and making jerk-off videos (fringeandfur)
* Letters and Aussie's first time together (fringeandfur)

### Hamlet

* Hammer does something just for Letters for a change (fringeandfur)