Pineapple Buddy

## Vital Info

Position: Deceased

Age (At time of death): 4 (57 in pineapple years)

Status: Former governor of Texas

## Attributes

Height: 3'6

Weight: 3 lbs

## Synopsis

Pineapple Buddy was Ethan's friend for many years. He was created as a friend for Ethan to play with. For years they were friends until Pablo from The Backyardigans killed him after Pineapple Buddy refused to pay off money that he owed to him. To this day, Pineapple Buddy remains dead never to be seen again.

## Youth Years

Pineapple Buddy's date of birth is completely unknown but is estimated to be around somewhere from 2014-2015. Kenneth Julius Buddy Jr. (Nickname Pineapple Buddy) was born to Fanny Pineapple Pal and Kenneth Pineapple Buddy Sr. as their 3rd born son out of 6. As a child, Buddy loved reading and wanted to become a librarian, but as he became older he saw the appeal of politics and got a degree in 2016, just 1-2 years after being born. After being elected to the Texas Senate in 2016, he sought to make Texas the best state anyone could live in. To do this, however, he would need a great deal of money, so he got a loan from Pablo from the cartel in exchange for getting Pablo's name off the wanted list. However, Pineapple Buddy had double-crossed the drug dealer, and within a week he was arrested for ownership and trading of drugs. Pablo was infuriated that Pineapple Buddy had double-crossed him and put him in prison, so he sought revenge more than anything in the world.

## Adulthood

For years, Pineapple Buddy didn't worry about Pablo at all, but that would all change soon. For the time being, Pineapple Buddy was putting all that he had into improving the state of Texas to make more and more people flood in and like him so he could get releceted, and so his people would be even more happy. But Pineapple had bigger things on his mind: he wanted to become governor of Texas. With a hard-fought campaign, and a lot of last minute election bribes, he became governor. His first plan was to make Texas bigger, and there was only one way to do that. Being enemies, he declared war on Mexico without help from the rest of the U.S., acting as if he was his own country.

## The Mexican-Texan

The Mexican-Texan War, also known as the Second Mexican-American War, was even bloodier than the first. Soldiers had to endure heat stroke in the summer, and some mildly annoying 2 inch tall snow snow in the winter. The battles were long and hard fought, but one wrong move and a soldier could never come back from the battlefield.

### The Second Battle of San Jacinto

The Second Battle of San Jacinto was the one to start the war, as opposed to the first one ending the war. This brutal battle took the lives of 1 third of the troops who entered it, making it the bloodiest battle of the war. During all of this, Pineapple was secretly telling the generals what to do, because he had hired lousy ones. During all of this, the San Jacinto monument built for the First Battle of San Jacinto would have almost toppled over, if it hadn't been for a brave young but inexperienced man named "ucantbeme" somehow defusing 5 bombs in 3 minutes despite not knowing what a fuse was. At the end of the bloody battle, the Texans were victorious, but this was just the first of many battles, that the Mexicans would all lose.

## Late Life and Death

After numerous bloody battles, the Texans were victorious in a landslide victory, beating the Mexicans in all but one battle. After peace negotiations, the Mexicans allowed for the Texans to annex all of their land. With his home country defeated, Pablo was more furious than ever. He planned to make his escape with some prison friends, but after the escape went sideways, Pablo only made it out with himself and 3 more murder charges. After a little bit of bribing and stealing, Pablo was ready to make his move. He positioned himself and his men on nearby rooftops as Pineapple Buddy was riding along in a convertible in Dallas. Eventually, after Pablo gave the signal, Pineapple Buddy was shot dead on June 8th, 2019. Pablo was eventually caught and sentenced to death for 4 murder charges, illegal drug trafficking, and public urination. He is currently awaiting punishment on death row. After death, Pineapple left behind a legacy that you can achieve even the wildest of dreams.