Nermut Bundaloy

credit: Hannah

*Not to be confused with Emperor Nermut Bundaloy.*

Nermut Sylvester Bundaloy started as a Junior Missions Operations Manager for the Federated Alliance. A skilled bureaucrat, Nermut is a little overbearing, a lot insecure, and a fan of Zaggy Boy shirts. Has a heat rock in his office on the ice planet Korvus. (It was formerly aboard Bargie, which he shared unwillingly with Beano.) Nermut is accustomed to ambient humidity of 85%.

As part of the Rebellion, Nermut changed titles to Missions Operations Manager, still the lowest ranking Operations Manager in the Rebellion. The position is occasionally, shortened to MOM by some, over the objections of Nermut. After joining Seesu Gundu's efforts to unite the galaxy, he was given the title Temporary Emergency Emissarial Negotiations Missions Operations Manager. The shortened version of TEENMOM is also not appreciated by Nermut.

## Morphology

Nermut is 19 inches tall (which is average for his species) and weighs 2 pounds, 1 ounce. Is terrified of Dar. Maybe in love with Dar. Dar can tell. Nermut has a lizard body, eyes on the sides of his head, feathery hair, and bird legs. His species is Lird, the slang for Lird being Bizzard. Filem (also Phelem, Philem) is the homeward of the Lirds, however for sentients who use the term Bizzard, the planet is also referred to as Nemel. Nermut's species lives for an average of 26 years. He is cold-blooded and when exposed to cold temperatures, Nermut experiences a slowing down of his mental processes.

## Season 1

* Nermut is currently 22 years old.
* Nermut has been disciplined several times for not turning up to physical examinations.
* In the 3rd grade he was the second tallest in his class out of 4.
* Nermut's genitalia is two inches long, he calls it 'Num num' - On his planet, it's desirable to have small genitalia.
* Nermut has 106 siblings
* Nermut has hollow, fragile bones.
* He plays a small keyboard when he sings.
* He is noted by the The Council of Seven to have an infectious smile.
* Is ok with peeing in jars
* Learning some form of martial-art by watching videos
* Drinks a lot of water when nervous
* Has a fast metabolism

## Season 2

* When on a hot planet he can jump distances of 'like 20 meters'.
* Nermut memorized all of the Federated Alliance protocols.
* The crew joke that his job title can be shortened to MOM, he doesn't like it.
* Nermut has perfect vision.

## Season 3

* In Episode 301, Nermut is playing his own songs at a bar in Holowood. The bar only has two people in it. Nermut refers to this job as a "fellowship."
* Nermut initially thinks that Dar's child is his because they used to have a relationship that was mostly jucking.
* A famous music producer tells Nermut that he sweats on stage more than any other musician.
* Sleeps in a terrarium when aboard Bargie
* Nermut has taken lessons in calligraphy
* Nermut's sexual organ typically points up, however when aroused, it extends at a 90° angle. (Dar refers to him as "well-endowed"). It is also pronged at the end, and when struck, it can function as a tuning fork for the note D.
* Dar asks him to co-parent their child, Horsehat, which he willingly accepts, even though shortly Horsehat grows to the size of Dar, much bigger than him.

## Season 4

* Nermut owns a taupe floral Zaggy Boy shirt, designed with taupe flowers on a taupe background. It qualifies as demi-formal.
* In school, Nermut was locker buddies with Glloyd T. Beam. The two were also romantic rivals for Charise, the Philem President.
* Lirds battle with their talons.
* When turned upside down, Lirds are put into a sleep state.

## References

1. ↑ Scatting in the Shower
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 Beware the Allwheat!
3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 3.2 3.3 The (Redacted)
4. ↑ Bad Ombre
5. ↑ 5.0 5.1 Allen: Resurrection
6. ↑ The Space Awakens
7. ↑ It's Not You, It's Rolphus
8. ↑ 8.0 8.1 Assimilation is Futile
9. ↑ 9.0 9.1 9.2 Sea World According to Gerp
10. ↑ This Juckin' Guy
11. ↑ 11.0 11.1 Jumped by a Shark
12. ↑ There Are No Second Chances
13. ↑ The One with the Council of Seven
14. ↑ 14.0 14.1 14.2 It's Hard Out Here For a Blimp
15. ↑ Pro of Cons
16. ↑ Down With the Emperor!
17. ↑ Down With the Emperor!
18. ↑ Jennifer's Bargie
19. ↑ A Quiet Place
20. ↑ 20.0 20.1 Mailbag No. 5!
21. ↑ The Emperor Strikes Wack
22. ↑ Drama Not Found
23. ↑ 23.0 23.1 23.2 Come to Your Census