Moose-Man

Oh, hia Kiddies. I was just GHOSTING an update on my SLICED-OFF FACE-BOOK hee-hee-hee-hee-hee! I use this WEB-FRIGHT a lot from GHOSTING photos of my SLAY-CATION, to SCARING I mean SHARING REVOLTING RECIPES with my BEST FIENDS! But just check out our tale that I GHOSTED on it recently, about a bar that has one local customer, who they call...

Back in the Summer of 1961, a bartender poured Ripple from a bottle into a glass with ice in it, within a bar out, in northern-Oregon one evening. "Thanks, Chuck, tonight's a good night for a glass of Ripple" a man said to the bartender and drank the Ripple down. "Sure Frank. Yeah, it's been really hot in here" Chuck responded to him, with a smile. Chuck turned a radio on that sat on one end of the bar and "Mama Said" By The Shirelles played on it. A thief came into the bar suddenly and aimed a gun right at Chuck. "Money, now, mister!" the thief demanded of the bartender. "Alright, pal, do not pull your trigger" Chuck responded with a look of surprised terror. "Hey, mister, please don't do this!" Frank said, begging the crook. The crook shot Frank in his arm. Frank screamed, falling to the floor. Screaming in fear, Chuck emptied his cash register, handing the money to the thief. He shoved it all into a sack and ran out of the bar.

As the crook was running to a car with a second crook at the wheel, there was the noises of galloping approaching the automobile. The thief with the gun and sack stopped by the car and saw a tall figure within the moonlight. It had: white, moose-like horns, and a gray, furry-body, with an eerie-face that resembled a moose skull. It stood on two hooves, having human-like hands. The moose-like thing clutched the thief by his throat, choking him, as it made high-screeching sounds. The crook fired his gun at the monster but the thing kept on choking him until it killed him. The crook in the car screamed, seeing it and sped away quickly. The tall monster ravenously gnawed on the face of the crook's body within the shadows.

The next day, Frank had his arm wrapped up, as he sat at the bar next to a policeman. Chuck stood behind the counter. "Mr. Abner, how is your arm feeling sir?" the policeman asked Frank. "Stings a lot, Officer Pike sir, but I am blessed and thankful" he replied to him. "Feel better sir. Now, we are still investigating the robbery from last night. We're confused about what happened to your robber Mr. Cunningham sir" Officer Pike replied to Frank, then said to Chuck. "It had to have been Moose-Man, Officer Pike. That thing has been reported and spotted by many around northern Oregon here!" Mr. Chuck Cunningham said to the cop. "Yes, it did look like an animal attack, Mr. Cunningham sir. A human-skull and ribcage was found" Officer Pike replied.

That evening, the second thief within the car from the night before, had it parked in the woods. He smoked a cigarette as he listened to Buddy Holly sing "Peggy Sue" on his car-radio. He flicked off the car radio, grabbed a pistol and got out of the car. He ran to the edge of the forest and saw the bar from a short distance away. He ran out of the woods and to the side of the bar. The thief looked into a window, seeing Mr. Chuck Cunningham alone, wiping tables. The thief aimed the pistol at the window, but the sounds of hooves galloping were heard. He looked around and the tall monster known as Moose-Man grabbed his head with its human-like hands covered in grey fur. The thief screamed and the moose-skull-faced creature screeched loudly at him. The crook fired his pistol twice, shooting Moose-Man in the chest, but the bullets had no effect on the beast. It simply gnawed ferociously on his face in the shadows causing the thief to scream more. He slumped over dead then. Mr. Chuck Cunningham ran out of his bar and spotted Moose-Man chewing on the fresh skull of the crook in the light of the moon. Then the beast picked up the corpse and galloped away into the forest with it. "Thank you Moose-Man!" Chuck said.

Hee-Hee, that second thief should have known THE BEAST WAS YET TO COME...BACK THAT IS! As for Mr. Chuck Cunningham kiddies, he had to BAR WITNESS TO IT in the end there ha-ha-ha-ha.

   Moose-Man within the light of the moon.