2022 Vitoline 350

The 2022 Vitoline 350 was the 8th round of the 2022 Piston Cup Season. No part timers entered this round. A terrible crash in qualifying nearly took the life out of rookie Avery Retoline, Retoline somehow qualified 15th before her massive crash but the Tim’s Sports team withdrew from the session.

The car who qualified 44th was supringly Sky Lewis, but since Tim's Sports withdrew from the race, he was allowed to get that 43rd spot.

## Transcript

### Start

* Natalie : Green flag is out and we’re racing.
* Dale : Natalie Dirtman is doing super good now
* Natalie : Yeah I think he’s smart today
* Dale : I know

### Lap 16

* Natalie : Exiting the first corner.
* Dale : OH CONRADS ENGINE SOMEHOW BLOWED UP
* (Shiny Wax Team Radio)
* Conrad : I CANT SEE, MY ENGINE WAS FINE, JUST FINE UNTIL SOMEONE SHOT SOMETHING AT MY HOOD!!!!!!
* Dale : is this race being sabotaged. Well I hope not

### Lap 23 The 3 Juniors collided

* Natalie : Bill, David and Dan Jr are all 3 wide.
* Dale : OH AND BRADY JR EXPLODES A TIRE!!!
* Natalie : AND CRASHES INTO THE PIT CREW OF RUBY SHELDON WHO QUALIFIED 4th
* (Intersection Team Radio)
* Intersection Crew Cheif : Sorry Ruby you have to withdrew, Bill Brady Jr's tire blew out and crashed into us
* Ruby Sheldon : DANG IT!!!!!
* Natalie : Terrible Terrible race.

### Lap 30

* Dale : OH AND THE GRANDSTANDS ARE ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!
* Natalie : WHAT THE HECK IS THIS!!!!!!!!!
* (IRacing Team Radio)
* Sky Lewis : NOW THIS HAPPENED AND YET IM ALREADY IN SECOND BEING DIRTMAN!!!! Is this race sabotaged or what.

### Lap 121 (Similar fight to the 1993 Brickyard 400)

* Natalie : Lap 121, 27 cars remaining AND OH, STORMSHUCKLES RIGHT REAR TIRE FLYS UP AND CAUSES A WRECK A HEAVILY WRECK.
* Dale : It’s taking out Danny Swervez, Bubba Wheelhouse, Chase Racelott, Ryan Laney, Cruz Ramirez, and Ray Andrews the rookie. Please don’t tell me we’re gonna have another fight similar to THAT RACE. (Note : Danny, Bubba, Chase and Cruz were about to continue racing but Ray Andrews and Zeke were damaged)
* Blinkr Crew Cheif : WHAT THE HECK DID YOU JUST DO
* Zoom Crew Cheif : UM, IM SORRY I GAVE OUT THE WRONG ORDER BY MISTAKE.
* Transberry Juice Crew Cheif : THEN GO AND \*CENSOR\* EVERY ONE IN YOUR FAMILY
* All Crew Cheifs and pitties (except Cruz Ramirez's and Sky Lewis's) : \*fights and beats up ZOOM Crew Cheif.
* Dale : Yep, another fight.
* (IRacing Team Radio)
* Sky Lewis : KELLY IF YOU GET INVOLVED IN THIS I WILL KILL YOU
* Kelly : I know what happened last time
* Sky Lewis : TIME TO GIVE THEM A TASTE OF THERE OWN MEDICINE, or give some of the current crew chiefs from the Brickyard 400 A TASTE OF THERE OWN MEDICINE AGAIN.
* (Brighttone Team Radio)
* John Dirtman : AY CREW CHEIF, STOP, SKY IS GONNA BEAT THE HELL OUT OF YOU OF YOU CONTINUE
* Brighttone Crew Cheif : SHUT UP IDIOT NO ONE CAR- \*gets punched by Sky Lewis\*
* Dale : Sky Lewis does it again on 1 crew chief only, and is now yelling at the other crew chiefs for doing such a terrible thing like that.

### Final Lap

* Dale : DIRTMAN IS SIDE BY SIDE WITH CORNFUEL, HE LEAD EVERY LAP OF THE RACE, STARTED FROM POLE POSITION, SET THE FASTEST LAP, AND ITS EITHER DIRTMAN OR CORNFUEL AND ITSSSSS, A CLOSE CALL!!!!!!!!
* Natalie : Let’s check the replay
* Dale : And it seems LIKE DIRTMAN WON HIS FIRST RACE WITH THOMAS CORNFUEL SECOND and 3rd goes to Sky Lewis despite a bad qualifying run.
* Natalie : Phew, exiting race am I right.
* Dale : but let’s hope that Pitty fight dosnt happened again, we already had this in 1993 before I was a Piston Cup Racer. But no seriously, I don’t get how the other races before lap 116 had crashed despite everything being ok in them.
* Natalie : I don’t know if someone sabotaged the race or not. But let’s have victory's for Dirtman.

## Results

1. John Dirtman - 350 Laps +45
2. Thomas Cornfuel - 350 Laps +42
3. Sky Lewis - 350 Laps +41
4. GoGo Logano - 350 Laps +40
5. George New-Win - 350 Laps +39
6. William Byrev - 350 Laps +38
7. Rowdy Revvin' Busch - 350 Laps +37
8. Cruz Ramirez - 350 Laps +36
9. Carstin Dillon - 350 Laps +35
10. Aric Almirolling - 350 Laps +34
11. Danny Swervez - 350 Laps +33
12. Chase Racelott - 350 Laps +32
13. Bubba Wheelhouse - 350 Laps +31
14. Dan McBrakes - 350 Laps +30
15. Clarissa McWheel - 350 Laps +29
16. Ruby Nightcar - 350 Laps +28
17. Will Rusch - 350 Laps +27
18. Jett Simmons - 350 Laps +26
19. Kevin Carvick - 350 Laps +25
20. Clarissa McWheel - 350 Laps +24
21. Will Rusch - 350 Laps +23
22. Barry DePedal - 350 Laps +22
23. Lucille Curber - 350 Laps +21
24. Shade Johnson Jr - 350 Laps +20
25. Jackie Moonwater Jr - 350 Laps +19
26. Zeke Stormshuckle - 121 Laps (Crash) +18
27. Ray Andrews - 121 Laps (Crash) +17
28. Others TBA 28th to 38th - between 50 laps and 100 laps
29. Ruby Sheldon - 24 Laps (Withdrew because of her pit crew getting hit) +5
30. David Sweet Jr - 23 Laps (Crash) +4
31. Dan Sheldon Jr - 23 Laps (Crash) +3
32. Bill Brady Jr - 23 Laps (Crash) +2
33. Conrad Camber - 16 Laps (Engine) +1