Cody Walsh/Quotes

* "Please, let me work for you. Lucifer, please. We need to kill Gladiator and save the Mall, and I will sell my soul just in a second. Take my soul."
* "You're doing cool shit. Do you work for hell?"
* "technically I wasn't supposed to ever say “Lucifer” to anybody, and I said it to the first person I saw. "

### Heaven and Hell on Earth

* "Oh mighty Lucifer, in the name of Jeff Hardy and the Hardy Boyz, in the name of Breaking Benjamin and all the other sick ass nu metal bands, I summon you."
* "It's so fucking sick that I work for a devil, but Lucifer kind of sucks."
* "do you know how long I've been waiting for this? Do how many fucking goth kids just wait for the devil to fucking show up and just turn you into a fucking like hell warrior."

### The Mystery of the Haunted Subway

* "I am the ambassador of the dark lord, I command you to chill."
* "You guys can just call me whatever cool shit you want."
* "How am I not supposed to look at cool shit?"
* "I'm gonna omnislash these ghosts. I’m gonna use omnislash. I’m gonna use my final limit break."

### We Need to Talk About Cody

* "I'm gonna act like we're not fucking friends in real life, but we're so fucking tight in here, okay."
* "the devil that lives inside me, God, it feels so fucking cool to say that says that there's like other devils"
* "A rivalry, two sides of the same coin, lightness and darkness."
* "I think sometimes you have to become a demon to defend an angel, if that makes sense."
* "We're all on the same side here. We all embrace the darkness."

### Trouble at the Tunnel

* "I just feel like the sword likes whatever I'm doing."
* "I grew up in Jersey City and there's a new Jersey Devil."
* "The Questing Blade is now called the Thirsting Blade because it quests for blood!"

### Collaborators

* "What's up, guys?  I am the new Dark Lord of New Jersey. I am Cody, the Jersey Devil."
* "No dude, people they fucking made fun of me for saying Santa was real until I was like 12 and then I found the darkness. So I didn't need Santa anymore, but."

### Parade of Peril

* "There better be a fucking Jack Skellington balloon, or else I'm gonna freak out."
* "It's like the whole city is your mall, man."
* "Do it. Give in. Surrender to the flames"
* "People were concerned about me throwing ninja stars off of a balloon in the sky over the city."

### Feasts & Families

* "I guess to say, I play video games is a little bit of an understatement."
* "Just, Gladiator's fucked up, man. It's, it's gonna take over the whole city in like ways that I can't totally explain 'cause you're gonna think that I'm making a bunch of it up 'cause I say fuckin wild shit, awesome stuff all the time."

### Fight at the Museum

* "If it could use the darkness to protect the light."
* "I think dreams are kind of also nightmares, which are super goth."
* "You have no idea how many times I've been to Medieval Times."
* "Do you want to use the katana? ... I'm more of a Raphael anyway."

### Nulla Dies Umquam Memori Vos Eximet Aevo

* "I'm a fuckin' cultural Gladiator dude. Fuck!"

### Let's Get Tiny

* "Yes, you're Thirsting Blade, Dark Excalibur, Mega Genesis."
* "I don't even have a cool duster anymore, so what does it even matter?"

### The Battle of the Hot Dog Cart

* "Fucking Sword Art Thirsting Blade, Dark Excalibur, Mega Genesis, give me strength."
* "I'm a fake sword guy, man. I don't actually know fucking anything. All of my references are third or fourthhand fucking bastardized versions of everything. So, I still don't know anything. I'm sorry for acting like I was a fucking expert on this stuff."
* "I am going to do my best to become a real actual fucking sword guy."

### Of Rats & Dragons

* "You had sex with an angel? That's fucking metal as hell."
* "Me and Pete just have popcorn lunch."

### History Checks and Lost Dex

* "Um, I only know how to break stuff, if you want me to like kick it or something 'cause this thing fucking sucks."
* "Um, I love sports and I'm a huge baseball fan. Throw one right down the middle, champ."

### For the Hoard!

* "But like the rat himself smells like shit, but the juicy cockroach actually smelled fine."

### Treachery at Gramercy

* "This is personal for us. He was a dick to us."
* "The ninth level of hell awaits for traitors. That's right, I read a fuckin' book!"
* "Judas is waiting to meet you in hell."
* "He survived Sword Art Finishing Blow? Impossible."
* "I just wanna say that we are two sides of the same coin. So I will be fighting, I will be using the fires of hell to bring the light to the mortal realm."

### Two Sides of the Same Coin (Part 1)

* "I steal stuff all the time. I stole this Big Gulp."
* "A bunch of dudes were kicking me in the head and I protected my moped."

### Two Sides of the Same Coin (Part 2)

* "I kept saying that I was like a Lord of the Darkness, but I was in hell and it's actually pretty bright. There's like fire everywhere, so."
* "When the coin is together we can see through the darkness."
* "Gladiator, get the fuck out of our city, you fucking piece of shit!"
* "I can swing super hard is the thing. I can swing super hard, I just can't hit."