Betus Bros

## A Very Betus Introduction

Elijah and Ben

Also known as the Betus Baboons, Betus Bafoons, Betus Burgers, Betus Brest Boys, Fukin betus’s.

Ppl who buy from them are stupid. They clearly don’t know anything about or respect fossils. If no one can see that from reading the god awful intro it’s their fault. Yeah it’s all a scam. All of it. They are making it sound like they care Just to make cash. All they did was visit some dinosaur tracks and then see a fossil shop and get inspired to “preserve fossils” by selling them at rip off price under a sham story. “We are protecting them” They know absolutely nothing about the science behind them at all. ffs, THEY DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT PANGEA IS! “We don’t need to know about trilos, just how to prep them Lol” -Betus. Their list just shows they are fucking back woods hillbillies. Ffs, Idiots. SOOOOO UNPROFESSIONAL.

Literally just wants other ppls shit to resell and doesn’t know whit so has to ask other ppl

They only see money

That’s all they ever see

They greedily sacrificed their parents to save themselves when the earth blew up. They sold their parents organs to build a garbage can equivalent of a rocket ship as an ancient Betus tail told of this event so the prepared. They filled their rocket with their cheap ass meg/dino teeth and there was no room for their parents and they blasted off without their now vegetative state parents.

Once in space they were picked up by a junker ship and thus their life of scamming continued into the galaxy. Eventually the Betus Bros set up an empire of selling useless shit and scamming people hard. They have had many clashes with the PaleoNerds and even fought in the Endgame Final Battle.

## Betus Web Info And Origin

When Elijah and Ben were 12 years old, the identical twins visited Utah on a family road trip. Their dad, always on a quest for adventure, took their family on a short hike, which ended at a dinosaur track site, where, ages ago, a fierce battle had taken place between two ancient creatures. The evidence of which was still etched upon the earth. As they left, they stopped at a cluttered little rock shop that was selling ACTUAL FOSSILS. For young minds, this was the kind of wonder that ignites curiosity, and fantasy. The wonder of that day began a lifelong passion for finding, and restoring, all manner of fossils. Their goal is to preserve this ancient record by entrusting each piece to a collector who will protect and cherish these prehistoric wonders. This passion is a family affair, and, it has taken them far and wide. Below are some of the pictures of the (very) off the beaten path places that they have explored in search of priceless prehistoric treasure.

(Ironic that they sell fossils if they are priceless)

## The Fucking Betus Bros Lore

Back in the slums of 2nd century England great great great great great grandpa betus.....Back in the slums of 2nd century England great great great great great grandpa betus stole a trilobite from Lord Simo. Lord simo punished great great great great great grandpa betus by sending him to the shadow realm, where the art of scamming was passed down from generation to generation. The betus praised their gods Kompysseus, Owenellus, and Deanius, Isaacellius, Deanopterus.

Marcus Goldbugellius was assassinated in 44 BC, leaving his son Albertus Tahanus the throne.

## Betus Biology

Betus ancestry branches off and leads down the path to both the betus bros and PS5 scalpers.

Betus bros are actually Biologically distinct from homo sapiens. While h sapiens are most closely related to chimps, betis bros are closer to orangutans.

## Betus Bros Abortion Clinic

The Betus Bros opened a cheap and easy abortion clinic for everyone in the universe. Their slogan "No Fetus Can Betus".