Tomi Kener (Character)

Current

Brother: Timmy Kener

Sister: Tina Kener

Brother-in-law: Mac Jones

Nephew: Kidd Jones

Uncle: Rufus Kener

Aunt: Carrie Kener

Uncle: Henry Kener

Cousin: Ronnie Kener

Ancestor: Nordstrom Kener

**Tomitheus Jerome Kener**, often referred to as “**Tomi Kener**” is the son of famous archaeologist, Philip Kener, and Elizabeth Kener. Brother of Timmy and Tina Kener, and Uncle of Kidd Jones. He was a famous FBI agent who dabbled in the hunt for weapons of mass destruction and sworn enemy of the infamous “Panda-Man”.

## Biography

### Childhood

Born to Philip and Elizabeth in 1944, Tomi was an adventurous child, always ending up in an adventure where ever he went.

##### Tomi Kener Tales Episode 1: May 7, 1955 (*PDF Book: Disneyland Adventure*)

At age 10, Tomi and his family went on a 3 day road trip to the grand opening of Disneyland but as it turned out this trip would be a disaster.

On Christmas Day 1956, Tomi received a dog, Monty, as his Birthday/Christmas present

### Adolescence

Tomi spent most of his early life in Springfield, Illinois until October 1st of 1957 when he and his family moved to their new home on 224 Evergreen Terrance, Fort Worth, Texas.

##### Tomi Kener Tales Episode 3: December 17, 1934

During Christmas Eve of 1957, Tomi and his family are watching “It’s a Wonderful Life” when all the sudden the power goes out. To pass the time Tomi’s father, Philip, tells of a story about his first archeological adventure in 1934 searching for the Crown of Thorns. After Philip tells the story it hits 12 am and Tomi and Timmy are sent up to bed while Philip fixes the power.

##### Tomi Kener Tales Episode 2: August 25, 1958

In late 1958, At age 13 Tomi started the 8th grade as a new kid in town. He met friends Michael Turner, Fuller De Soto, Suzie Carla, Danny Angelo, Skeeter Marcello, and and his brother’s best friend, Bruce Phoenix, after escaping detention on the first day of school and laying low at Bruce’s house.

##### The Tomi Kener Halloween Special

At the age of 15, Tomi’s life changed forever for the worse. During a Halloween party hosted by Bruce, Tomi’s brother, Timmy, snapped and killed High school student, Paul O’Maul, with a hammer. Timmy then proceeded to drive around town killing anyone in sight. It all came to an end when Timmy saw his parents on the highway and rammed his car into the side of their vehicle, promptly crashing both vehicles and killing his mother, Elizabeth. Tomi was still at the party when he overheard a radio broadcast about the crash, he recognized the car details and went to the site of the crash. He witnessed his brother being arrested when he arrived and there he found his dead mother and his saddened father. The death caused Tomi and his father to get into a deep depression, his father stopped going to work and they eventually had to move into an apartment in downtown Fort Worth, upstairs neighbors to a local pizza shop.

##### The Tomi Kener Holiday Special

A year later on Christmas Eve, at the age of 16 about to be 17, Tomi had visited Timmy in Jail where Timmy would not say a word to him except “Happy Birthday, Brother”. Tomi then rode home on his moped that he obtained last year, he ate Christmas Dinner with his father, who had taken up smoking and drinking, and his 4 year old sister, Tina. Meanwhile, Timmy was allowed one phone call in his cell, he called Bruce and hired him to go after and harm his remaining family physically or mentally. Bruce followed through and attacked the Kener household, but his attack was cut short when he tried to stab Tomi, he ended up getting his hand cut off by Philip and falling off the balcony. Tina then called the cops but Bruce sneaked off the scene quickly and quietly. The attack on Christmas resulted in the Kener’s moving from Fort Worth, Texas to Haddonfield, New Jersey.

### Adulthood

Tomi joined the Federal Bureau of Investigation as an agent in 1976. He went on many adventures finding and putting a stop to weapons of mass destruction usually sought after by the biggest criminals across the globe. The artifacts varied from war machines, to mythological artifacts, to religious artifacts, to even biologically advanced objects. Most were put into the New Jersey Central Museum while others would be dealt with via Top men.

#### Tomi Kener and the Atomic Stone

Tomi Kener strikes a deal with infamous bounty collector, Arnold Schwortzacracker, to find the Atomic Stone but the deal goes sour after its discovered to be a fake. Arnold then pulls out a gun and a brawl ensues inside the cantina, Denny's Tavern, with Tomi and his sidekick, Kidd Jones, narrowly escaping. Bruce Phoenix had been following Tomi for sometime and located his whereabouts to the Cantina, fortunately for Tomi, he was a little bit to late. After the confrontation at the cantina, Kidd and Tomi relax in their living room only to be interrupted by bounty hunters sent by Bruce, resulting in a car chase. The chase came to a stop when Tomi and Kidd had crashed onto Panda-Man's territory. Kidd and Tomi were then sentenced to death via The Pit, a 150 foot deep pit of scrapped parts and dead corpses. Through the help of a lost person in the pit, Ralvi, Tomi and Kidd were able to escape using a jetpack. Tomi then got in a fight with Chuck, the bodyguard, and Panda-Man leaving most of the Panda Syndicate to die. Tomi and Kidd then hitch a ride on a random vehicle passing by and they sleep for the night.

Tomi and Kidd wake up to find that they had ended up at the pyramid that holds the Atomic Stone, only to be held hostage by Bruce who had followed them. The atomic stone is finally obtained by Bruce but he and his crew are put to a stop, leaving Tomi and Kidd to walk home with the Atomic Stone in hand.

#### Tomi Kener and the Brain of Life

Tomi and Kidd have located the coordinates to the plans inside of a tiny base in Valdez, Alaska. After an encounter with Mr. Mewaner and his Bodyguard "Naked" they retrieve it and hitch a train to America last second. Tomi and Kidd make it to Washington, D.C. after a 70 hour long train ride, they decide to stay at a hotel but don't notice a goon who works for Panda-Man eavesdropping on their conversation and he finds out that they'll be heading to the FBI headquarters the next day.

The next day, Tomi and Kidd are sitting with FBI Director, William S, Sessions, about the plans of the Zemo Ritual when all the sudden Kidd and Tomi are attacked and kidnapped by a robot sent by Panda-Man.

Tomi wakes up in a glass casing where he is teased by a group a criminals, from the shadows emerges Panda-Man, Tomi is shaken as he thought him to be dead. Panda-Man then orders Tomi to be tortured via electrocution. After a few hours, Kidd manages to sneak himself and Tomi out of Panda-Man's tower with the plans. Meanwhile Panda-Man is talking to Chuck, now a robotic amalgamation. Panda-Man is soon notified of Tomi's escape and a chase ensues ending with Panda-Man getting plans, holding Tomi and Kidd hostage, and performing the ritual as the plans instruct over the grave of Philip Kener. Zemo and his alien race are then summoned, coming from the ground, and invade downtown Haddonfield. Panda-Man soon realizes his mistake and tries to escape by jumping on the left wing of a departing plane, Tomi follows after and a battle ensues, ending the life of Panda-Man and his New Syndicate. Tomi falls back down to Kidd and using the help of backup FBI Agents, and they kill Zemo and his army for good.

Broadcasted live on television is the incorporation of the Brain of Life into the New Jersey State Museum, Tomi Kener and Kidd Jones are labeled heroes and every goes home to celebrate the accomplishment.