Harris

Harris was a high-ranking member of The Rabe Maniels Crime Syndicate who served as Liu Shen Tong's right-hand man.

"Your torch seems to be dying out, good luck with that."-Harris threatening Matthew Williams after he escapes.

## Harris

### Affiliation

The Rabe Maniels Crime SyndicateLiu Shen Tong deceasedRabe Maniels deceasedRichard deceased

## Overview

Harris was Liu Shen Tong's right-hand man. He accompanied Tong to 10 Downing Street for a conference with the other members of Maniels' Syndicate. Harris was present in the main lobby with him and Tong being led upstairs by Margret Blaine while General Asquith talked with Sergeant Pryce. Later, acting on Tong's orders, Harris knocked out Matthew Williams before taking him to a construction site. Harris and accomplice Richard were present during Tong's interrogation of Matthew Williams. Tong then left Williams to be killed by Harris and Richard. Tong tells Harris to call him once the deed is done as Rabe Maniels wants them back at 10 Downing Street. Williams was however able to escape and dropped a huge vat of spiders onto Harris. The spiders swarmed around him and Harris was consumed and killed in the river of spiders.

## In The Regular Funnypastaverse

Outside of The Rabe Maniels Arc, originally, Harris was a high-ranking agent of Katherine Marlowe's Hermetic Order. Harris was Talbot's right-hand man and fiance. Harris appeared briefly in the London Underground where he is shown in Marlowe's secret underground museum. Marlowe discovered the ring she nicked off from Nate Drake was a fake one. Harris' high-ranking status in the Order is shown, when he is ordered by Marlowe to accompany her and Talbot while the other agents are ordered to keep a look out for Drake and the smug Charlie Cutter. Harris later accompanied Talbot to the French Chateau to find the first half of the amulet with the other piece being in Syria. Harris and Talbot confronted Nate and Sully as they found the amulet piece, and the pair held them at gunpoint with the sad ole Sull ordering Nate to give up the piece. Harris was instructed by Talbot to retrieve the piece, and Nate tried to disarm him but failed miserably much to Harris' satisfaction. Harris on his way back to Talbot overheard a crawling noise in the walls. Taken by surprise, Harris had no time to react as a large group of poisonous spiders formed around him. Harris was swarmed by the spiders, and begged Talbot and Agent 13 in a half shell to save him, but Talbot having never really cared about Harris, ordered Agent 13 to collect the amulet. Harris was shown to be incredibly loyal to the Order as he provides the amulet to his fellow agent even while dying from the spider bites. Harris was presumed dead as he was drowned in the river of spiders while Talbot and Agent 13 escaped. Harris however survived, and heartbroken by Talbot's uncaring attitude towards his possible death, he pretended to be dead and moved back to London where he became involved in a construction business as a foreman and gained an interest in local politics without interfering publicly. As a result of the incident in France, Harris became severely arachnophobic, and took drastic measures to try and overcome it, but he never succeeded in doing so.

## Personality

Harris didn't talk much but was incredibly loyal to Tong and The Rabe Maniels Crime Syndicate. Tong trusted Harris greatly and had Harris accompany him everywhere. Tong also trusts Harris enough to leave Matthew Williams in his care trusting that Harris will be enough to get rid of him. Harris was also a serious arachnophobe as evident by his screams after getting swarmed by spiders.

## Appears In

The Fall Of Rabe Maniels Part Three: Per Aspera Ad Astra

I've Bought Protegent I Don't Recommend It

Greatness From Small Beginnings (Bear In The Big Blue House Lost Episode)

Muppet Christmas Carol Bootleg Version

Uncharted 3 Cursed Copy

How Richard Fatchurd Stole Christmas Part Two: The Lesser Of Two Evils

How Richard Fatchurd Stole Christmas Part Three: Glad Tidings We Bring

Bill Comes To Dinner (King Of The Hill Lost Episode)

22 Short Films On Funnypasta Street

Arachnids Among Us

## Trivia

* Just like General R, Asquith despite getting killed in The Rabe Maniels Arc, Harris has continued to appear in funnypastas.
* Harris suffers from arachnophobia
* Nicknamed his AK47 Flo for unknown reasons, and he brought it everywhere with him. He kept in under his pillow at night.
* He may also suffer from musophobia given his reaction to the rats and mice crawling on him in "Greatness From Small Beginnings."
* In every story Harris appears in he is always consumed by some kind of animal usually a spider.
* His official status in The Rabe Maniels Crime Syndicate is unknown. It is hinted that Harris may be one of Rabe Maniels' lieutenants.
* Tong trusts Harris greatly and has him accompany him everywhere. Similarly, Harris thinks very highly of Tong and appears to be on friendly terms with Rabe Maniels.
* Outside of The Rabe Maniels Arc, Harris is said to be a legitimate businessman who works in the labor unions, and said to have interests in waste disposal and premium construction paper. Additionally, the guide explains that after faking his death, Harris became involved with a construction company (presumably as a foreman.
* According to the guide, Harris possibly works on the side as a hitman for Mr Black.
* Harris always wears odd socks.
* He is left handed.
* Harris actually had a brief romance with Commodore Norrington, but tried to kill Norrington with a crusher, when he realized that Amy Adams could expose his past with Talbot to him. Amy Adams had been a secret member of the Orderl.
* Arachnids Among Us was confirmed to be Harris' final appearance, ironically this was the one time he got to be the protagonist in a story.
* He is left handed
* Since leaving the Order, Harris became much more empathetic and kind hearted as he felt nothing but remorse when Martin Stone fell to his death suggesting that he didn't think he deserved such a death.