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*The end is in sight. But don't worry, there's plenty of pain to go around still! It's Alphabet Podron time! For this episode, we discussed chapters 20-22 of Victory's Price by Alexander Freed.*

## Episode 161

### **If They Were A** :

Nostalgic Internet Thing from Meg's tween years...

### **Highlights:**

* Xtremely Penultimate Chapters!
* "I've been thinking a lot about Star Wars Dads..." -Ash
* "You have a young dad, nice!" - Saf
* "Fuck Star Wars, except for us." - Meg

1. Colonel Catman Soren Keize
2. leaves
3. the Yadeez
4. en route to the galaxies
5. capitol Coruscant, a planet like city of cities.
6. He knows the realities
7. of letting a database of Imperial identities
8. listing citizen's felonies
9. falling into his enemies
10. hands guarantees
11. endless penalties
12. for their atrocities.
13. He's got a messed up interpretation of Socrates
14. philosophies
15. fueling his prophecies
16. and when he receives
17. orders from authorities
18. to back off he disagrees
19. and carries on, knowing his destruction of digitized
20. Imperial memories
21. may end up killing some civilians out trying to do their fucking groceries.

* Get out of here CHIRRUT nobody invited you!
* Come on down, come to the place where angst never ends! Come on down, it's time to fly with Alphabet and Friends!
* 32:00 Bodhi reference.
* 32:45 Disney Hire Us.
* ALL ROGUES GO TO HEAVEN.
* RIP Hera's one adult friend.
* 36:10 Saf admits she is Alexander Freed.
* 40:00 Meg reads Larkzent.
* Saf saw it coming since the minute she wrote it.

Dramatic Reading: Chapter 22 (Narrated by Danny, Wyl is Meg, Blink is Saf, music is First Date)

* 56:10 Garl Lykan appreciation hour.
* """ASH'S THEORY""" about Freed watching Rebels? Eh? Really? HMM...
* "We've only seen Poe pilot snub fighters, right?" Only because what he puts the Falcon through at the beginning of TROS can't really be called PILOTING.

* 1:06:00 Meg reads Larkzent
* "It's because skunks smoke a lot of weed."
* ***Slightly Moister Sheev***
* "I'm a little crab, just clacking my nippers in the rhythm." - Saf
* Return of Cowpoke Meg sounds like Sny Snootles???
* "Sy Snootles is in my mind theater! GET HER OUT!" -Ash
* 500 grams of corn chips.
* It's been a long time since anybody mocked Saf's New Zealand terminology.

### **Responses to Last Week's Glistener Question:**

What’s one piece of advice Sheev gives at his productivity webinars??

Rogue Leader: DO IT. Always make copies of whatever you need.

Rogue Seven: Never sleep.

Rogue Three: Die, you can come back from that. Put on your auto reply, AND DIE.

Rogue Six: Know the strengths of your team members and keep them occupied with things that will result in the improved experience of the Star Wars twitter community.

**Glistener Responses:**

* X-Wings in History - Don't sleep. Meditate on your intense loathing of everything and let that empower you.
* Jamie - Take time for yourself, take in an opera, pass on weird legends to your protege.
* Kevin - Always go about your day with a smile on your face and a laugh on your lips.
* Liam -- Always keep them guessing! Never let them see you sweat!
* Dinner Leader - Quantity over Quality!
* TomtheFanboy - If you have time to look cool, you have time to be cruel.

**Glistening Bodhi goes to:**

Jamie (from Danny, Saf, Meg), X-Wings & History AND Dinner Leader (Heath)

### **This Week's Glistener Question:**

Share an excerpt from one of the alphabet squadron's livejournals?

### **REVIEW!**

If Star Wars Was a podcast, it would be Rogue Podron... - Five Stars from Kevin

"I know it's going to be a good episode when someone yells 'I HATE STAR WARS' over a chorus of giggles."