Anola Group

Anola group is a fake group of companies which markets itself.

It is run by a group of shut-ins that know a little bit and study in their various respective fields. They tend to delusionally role-play and give themselves credentials that seem ludicrous. They also run a newsletter / blog of their "research". The individual members also manage their own respective blogs, all teeming with some sort of nonsense. They all link up. Overall, they're just obnoxious but don't cause too much trouble.

## Members

**Aervyn Baas** - Lab Member 0001, Degree in Renegade Analysis Linguistic Recreation

Aervyn Baas, the self-proclaimed Lab Member 0001, is the flamboyant linguist of the group. With a flair for the dramatic, Aervyn delights in concocting elaborate theories about the hidden meanings behind obscure languages and dialects. Despite their grandiose title and credentials, Aervyn's linguistic "research" often ventures into the realm of pure imagination, where they role-play as a daring adventurer, deciphering ancient texts that only exist in their vivid fantasies.

**Emery Mede** - Lab Member 0002, Degree in Transtates of 4 Dimensional Realities.

Emery Mede, the eccentric Lab Member 0002, fancies themselves an expert in the elusive realm of four-dimensional realities. Obsessed with alternate dimensions and parallel universes, Emery spends countless hours weaving convoluted theories about interdimensional travel and cosmic convergence. Their blog reads like a fantastical journey through the multiverse, where they role-play as a fearless explorer navigating the intricate landscapes of the mind.

**Lucille Sern** - Lab Member 0003, Degree in Plants.

Lucille Sern, or Lab Member 0003, is the ever-enthusiastic botanist of the group. In their world, plants hold secrets to the universe's mysteries, and they revel in uncovering the hidden connections between flora and the cosmos. Lucille's blog is a treasure trove of fantastical plant-based cures and interstellar plant hybrids. With boundless imagination, they role-play as a guardian of the plant realm, chronicling their fictional adventures in the enchanted forests of their mind.

**Clara Pelle** - Lab Member 0004, Degree in Outraplanetary Medical Science.

Clara Pelle, Lab Member 0004, is a dreamer with a passion for outlandish medical science. In their world, alien diseases and cosmic ailments are at the heart of their fanciful research. Clara's blog is a compilation of improbable diagnoses and whimsical cures for extraterrestrial maladies. They embrace the role of an intergalactic physician, curing imaginary patients from distant galaxies with their charming bedside manner.

**Li Wei "Eli"** - Lab Member 0005, Degree in Financial instability of Multiverse and Interplanetary Tender.

Li Wei, affectionately known as Eli, claims expertise in the turbulent realms of multiverse economics. Eli's blog is a hub of far-fetched financial advice for interplanetary traders, where they role-play as a financial guru navigating the chaotic markets of a fictional cosmos. With a mischievous wink, they share bizarre investment strategies and fictional interstellar tenders that would perplex even the most seasoned traders.

**Song Liu** - Lab Member 0006, Degree in Retrograde Analysis Linguistic Recreation.

Song Liu, Lab Member 0006, is a linguist like Aervyn but with a unique twist. They specialize in retrograde analysis, attempting to decipher the reverse meanings of ancient languages and scripts. Their blog is a whimsical journey into the backwards realms of language and role-plays as a cryptic decoder unearthing reverse prophecies and hidden messages.

**Ersten Dour** - Lab Member 0007, Degree in Quantum Macrobes and their Plasma States.

Ersten Dour, Lab Member 0007, prides themselves on exploring the enigmatic world of quantum macrobes and their ethereal plasma states. In their imaginative research, quantum beings roam the cosmos, and plasma becomes a sentient life force. Ersten's blog reads like a cosmic bestiary, where they role-play as a cosmic zoologist discovering otherworldly creatures and interstellar plasma phenomena.

**Angram Meade** - Lab Member 0008, Degree in Non-Carbon Lifeforms.

Angram Meade, Lab Member 0008, delves into the realm of non-carbon lifeforms. Their blog is an eclectic collection of speculative biology, as they role-play as a visionary exobiologist studying imaginary lifeforms that defy earthly conventions.

**Ei Pag** - Lab Member 0009, Degree in the Perception of Merging Realities in Relation to Psychological Physics.

Ei Pag, Lab Member 0009, delves into the intricate world of merging realities and their impact on the mind. Their blog is an intellectual odyssey, as they role-play as a psychological physicist navigating the convoluted landscapes of consciousness and parallel dimensions.

## Anola Group

The main group is called Anola Group, with various sub "companies", if they can even be called that.

### Priisum

Manufacturing company that connects the rest of the Anola Group together, mostly working with logistics, machinery, marketing, and manufacturing.

### Nautilae

A small company that works on improving quality of life and implementation for digital aquatic consciousness.

### Sumax

A company determined to find better modes of communication and methods of transversing various planes and realities. They innovated new technologies consisting of small and simple devices that emit strong signals to create easy landing points and vector nodes.

### Mycelion

A company that explores the neural capabilities of fungi in order to unlock control of the external world using one's mind. *"research. forage. create"* is their motto.

### Lunill

An artist studio that creates art from industrial installation scrap and pipe systems

### Calcile

Mechanics division, manufacturing mechanical marvels which cusp the edges of known robotics.

### Cryozu

A company who manages bio-matter based neural power sources for AI.

### Onix

Quantum crystals. They know the corners of the perceivable, because their refractories blur the lines of conceivable shapes and realities.

### Electriye

Currents - from water-based fluid dynamics, to their namesake electrical flair. Even life itself, has a current.

### Kiva

Kiva demands special attention, for the company's work involves the spirit and soul. There is nothing more priceless than engineering emotions itself.

### Hyponder

The division of the mind. Brain chemistry, to brain electrokinesis, to telepathy. Nothing is off limits, except the 6% of the deep subconscious.

### Camitnti

The division of heavenly bodies - you'd be surprised to learn that the human body counts. Eclectic ideas involving the fringes of the stars and cells which break apart at the slightest thought.

## Products

Anola Group offers a large breadth of products, primarily focusing on essential oils.

### Essential Oils

**Interdimensional Liquid** - An essential oil "flavor"

**Lemon Mint** - An essential oil *"flavor"*

**Liquid Lapis Lazuli** - *"Probably nontoxic".* An essential oil *"flavor"*

**Ohn Uice** - An essential oil "flavor"

**Red Aloe** - An essential oil *"flavor"*

**Scent of New Wormholes** - An essential oil *"flavor"*

**Tears of the Damned** - "*Certified tears from at least three\* different chosen participants!"* An essential oil *"flavor"*

**[REDACTED]** - "*[redacted]*"

### Other

**Cooking Essential Oil** - "*It tastes like everything! Don't worry about toxicity"*

**Oranges** - They appear to actually just be oranges.

**Orphan Blood Anti-Aging Serum** -

**Rat Tail Candle Wicks** -

**Rock Juice** - Its juiced rocks in a bottle.

**Wasp Tongues** -

## Policies

### Pricing & Availability:

While it may seem like a scam, all the pricing seems to be in glyphs that don't mean anything, with the caption:

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*Error Code: 101 6985 243. This product is unavailable in your plane. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.*

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### Shipping Notice:

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*We only ship to planes 4 and higher. Depending on your reality's obliquity and rotations, you may experience some delays in shipping. The shipping location also much be located in a non-warping reality, due to internal complaints and the disappearance of numerous delivery employee personnel.*

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### Refunds:

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***There are no refunds**. Due to issues with interdimensionary and outrareality travel and cargo agreements, returning products is not an option.*

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## Treated Symptoms

Anola Group's products claim to treat some / all of the following symptoms. It is unclear if there is any actual scientific basis behind any / all of these.

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Altered Egos
Arcane Savantry
Astray Thoughts
Atomic instability
Body Doubling
Chrono-amnesia
Clever Impersonations
Clones
Compleation
Complete Temporal Disunderstanding
Cryptic Dreams
Cursed Mirroration
De-existence
De-stringing
Deck Duplication
Dermotaxitius
Disorientation
Displaced Time
Doppelshifters
Dual Natures
Evil Twins
Extra Phantom Limbs
Face Melting into Other Realities
Feathering of Physical Understanding
Field Emission
Flameshadow Conjurations
Geists of Regret
Gigantoplasmatism
Glasspool Mimicry
Hearing Archmage Ritualists
Household Objects Falling Through Space & Time
Illuminating Mythos
Illusionionary Permanence
Imposters at Mach Speeds
Incorrect Gravity Outputs
Increased Electromagnetic Fields
Indistinguishability of Mind & Body
Infinite Reflections
Inverted Reality
Layered Reality
Loss of Directional Orientation in 1 Plane
Loss of Directional Orientation in 2 Planes
Loss of Directional Orientation in 4 or More Planes
Loss of Distinction Between Space & Time
Mercurial Pretendings
Merging Brain Waves
Metamorphic Alterations
Metamorphthisis
Mimeoplamasatics
Mirror Images
Mirror Magic
Mirror Marchings
Mirrored Consciousness
Mirrored Entity
Misplaced Time
Molten Echoes
Multifariousness
Necroingenuity
Otherplanar vision
Permeable State Proliferation
Phantasmal Images
Plane Transparency at 50%
Progentitoration
Protean Thaumaturgy
Radial Performances
Randomly Assigned Consciousness
Self-Consignment to Oblivion
Shapegangers
Spaghettification
Spark Doubling
Split Currents
Stormcalling
Sudden Tripping Hazards
Telepathogenic Spreading
Teleporting
Thousand Faces
Uninfiently
Unnetworked Neurons
Unstability
Very Prominent Citrus Smell
Visions of Many Faces
Waking Corpses
Walls of Stolen Identities

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