Night of The Animatronics/Transcript

[We see the words "Igor, Sophie, King Kool, and James present...." "A Legend Killer Productions™ Film..."]

[The title of the special appears]

[Cut to The Gang walking down the street until they notice the Hideout]

Igor: "Never noticed that place. Let's check it out."

Sophie: "Yeah."

[The gang enters the hideout. They hear metal clunking.]

Igor: What was that?

James: What did it sound like?

Peanut: Something clunky!

(The group hears Shauna and Princess Zelda scream.)

Igor: WHAT THE HELL???

John: OH NO!

(Igor and John race over to where they heard the screaming. They see Toy Freddy and Toy Bonnie attacking Shauna and Princess Zelda.)

Igor: "WHAT THE F\*\*\*!? EVERYBODY, COME HERE!"

(The gang sees the carnage.)

James: "OH MY LORD!"

(James faints.)

Toy Freddy: "KILL THE WITNESSES!!!"

Sophie: "Uh oh! Run!"

(The gang runs away. Toy Freddy and Toy Bonnie follow them.)

Sophie: Faster!

[King Kool is caught and presumably killed by the animatronics.]

Sophie: NOOOOOO! NOT KOOL!

(Everyone starts crying.)

Sophie: We'll miss him!

Peanut: SAINT KOOL!

[They run faster]

Sophie: "Guys come on!" (gets grabbed) "HELP!"

Igor: "SOPHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[They Run even More]

[Sophie Returns as Rain]

Rain: "COME TO MR. RAIN STORM OTTER!"

Igor: "RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"

[They continue running]

(James is still in the alley.)

[Igor and John get caught by Toy Chica and Mangle]

Igor: NO!

John: SET US FREE!

[Animatronic versions of the Otter Family appear]

[Igor gets stuffed in a suit, he becomes Igor Fazmii]

[John also gets stuffed in a suit, he becomes John the Fazboy]

[The Ottermatronic Family finds James.]

[So Does Igor Fazmii and John the Fazboy]

(James is stuffed in a suit.)

(James becomes Crush.)

IFM (Igor Fazmii): "Looks like we're animatronics."

Rain: "Yesiree."

IFM: So, what now? Stuff people in suits?

Rain: "Let's stuff the Recess Gang in suits!" (laughs in a sinister way)

(Crush starts snarling.)

IFM: What if (Returns to Igor] if i bait them as a human that would work [evily laughs]

(Crush starts laughing too.)

Igor: and humans trust Humans!

[Rain is searching for the Recess Gang. He hears children talking.]

[Igor Finds the Recess Gang]

Igor: YOU GUYS!

Rain: "TIME TO STUFF YA INTO SUITS! JOIN THE EVIL ANIMATRONIC LEAGUE!"

[Igor Turns into Igor Fazmii]

IFM: YEAH

TJ: Oh whomp! We're surrounded!

Rain: "YA 6! I'M WORSE THAN MS. FINSTER! SUFFER YOUR STUFFING!"

[The Recess Gang tries to escape, but TF and TB Block their way]

IFM: Yeah! [Evily Laughs]

(Crush first attacks Mikey.)

Mikey: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

IFM: Attack Everybody THEN STUFF 'EM INTO A SUIT!

(Crush stuffs Mikey in a suit.)

[Rain stuffs Gus into an animatronic Mouse suit]

Gus: "MOMMY!" (he becomes Gus Cheesewald)

(Mikey becomes Kuma.)

IFM: 3 Down, 3 Left!

(Crush stuffs Vince in a suit.)

(Vince becomes Hyperdrive.)

[Rain stuffs Spinelli in a suit]

(Spinelli becomes Snarl.)

(IFM stuffs Gretchen in a suit.)

(Gretchen becomes Aristotle.)

Rain: Last one's yours, IFM.

(IFM stuffs TJ in a suit.)

IFM: We're done yet, Rain?

Rain: "Yes. It's over."

(TJ becomes Packrat.)

(Crush laughs in victory.)

IFM: Ok

Rain: "Ottermatronics! Give us, the plan...."

IFM: Yep

[The Ottermatronics bring out a huge chalkboard]

Rain: "EXPLAIN!"

IFM: OK

(Crush begins speaking in an unknown dialect.)

Rain: "Pipe down!"

IFM: Speak English

[Springtrap appears]

Rain: "SPRINGTRAP! JOIN OUR LEAGUE!"

Springtrap: OK

(Crush speaks in the unknown dialect again.)

Rain: "ANYWAY, OTTERMATRONICS, BEGIN EXPLANATION!"

[Spotlights turn on]

(Crush waits for something to happen.)

[The Ottermatronics clear their throats]

IFM: Listen to them

PC Guy: "Is this a reference to our Big Damn Movie?"

(Crush stuffs PC Guy in a suit.)

[MC Adore walks in]

MC Adore: what i am doing here?

[MC Adore gets stuffed in a suit by one of the Ottermatronics]

IFM: INTRUDER!

[KK, now a human, walks in in all black clothing]

King Kool: [in mind] "They will never recognize me. Gullible animatronics."

IFM: INTRUDER!!!

[KK Bites the IFM's hand]

[IFM's hand is unharmed.]

King Kool: "It looks like I haven't been Killed Off for Real."

(Crush brutally attacks KK.)

[IFM feels nothing]

[KK has major internal bleeding]

Rain: "OTTERMATRONICS! STUFF HIM!"

IFM: YEAH!

(Crush stuffs KK in a suit.)

(KK's suit falls over.)

King Kool: "Is that Sophie- CAN'T BREATHE!"

Rain: "YES! IT'S ME, BUT I'M A BOY NOW!" (laughs)

[Correctly Stuffs KK in a suit]

IFM: now it's right

[MC Adore Fazrapper appears]

Rain: "ROLL CALL FOR THE OTTERMATRONICS BEFORE THE PRESENTATION BEGINS! ONE THE DOUBLE, 1, 2, 3, 4!"

King Kool: "Gotta get out of this suit..."

MC Fazdore: you can't

Springtrap: that was my line when i used to be purple guy

IFM: MC Fazdore. we got a plan.

[Robert appears]

Robert: [Walks towards the room where Shauna and zelda were killed]

Robert: OH MY F\*\*KING GOD!

Rain: "I SAID ROLL CALL FOR MY 5 RELATED OTTERMATRONICS! ON THE DOUBLE! TRY AGAIN IN 1, 2, 3, 4! BEGIN!"

IFM: Intruder alert

IFM: GUYS THERE IS A HUMAN ON THE BUILDING

IFM: GET HIM

(Crush finds Robert.)

[Rain attacks Robert]

[And Crush stuffs him into a suit]

[Rain and Crush hi-five each other]

Rain: "Anyway...Begin your assigned roll call, Ottermatronics!"

(The Ottermatronics do their roll call.)

Ernest: The domination of this planet by animatronics!

Others: WHAT HE SAID!

Rain: "LET'S GO! MOVE IT! MOVE IT!"

(The Ottermatronics march around.)

Rain: "That's how I want it to be!"

(Crush talks to Rain in his unknown dialect.)

Rain: "What's that?"

(Crush begins talking in his dialect again.)

IFM: I get the feeling we should teach him English.

Rain: "Teach him some proper dialect."

IFM: Uhh...Guys....

Rain: What?

IFM: We Forgot to Stuff 2 People in a suit

Rain: Who?

IFM: We forgot to stuff 2 People in a suit

Rain: "GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!"

IFM: then there they are

["SHRED!"]

[KK Runs off]

Rain: "Capture Zelda while I capture Shauna!"

King Kool: "AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

["Twelfth Street Rag" plays]

IFM: Ok! Capture the Ladies!

(Crush captures King Kool.)

King Kool: "STOP HOLDING ONTO MY UNDERPANTS!"

[Rain captures Shauna]

Shauna: "LET ME GO!" (gets stuffed into a suit)

[IFM Captures Zelda]

Rain: "I SHALL NEVER LET YOU GO!"

(Crush is wandering around.)

IFM: [Stuffs Zelda in a suit]

IFM: Guys

Peanut: Dilemma, guys.

IFM: IF somebody tries to enter there, LET'S STUFF HIM OR HER.

Rain: "Roger that, Mr. Fazmii."

[Hides in the vent]

Peanut: Dilemma, Rain.

Toy Bonnie: SOMEBODY'S OPENING THE DOOR!

Rain: "Yes, Cousin Peanut Ottermatronic."

[The person is...]

Rain: "Intruder!"

[Julie and Ighauna]

IFM: Team A, GET JULIE! Team B, GET IGHAUNA!

Rain: "STUFF THEM NOW! MAKE THEM JOIN THE EVIL ANIMATRONIC LEAGUE!"

Peanut: Crush has disappeared.

Peanut: Crush has disappeared! What do we do?

Jelly: Yeah! He's one of our toughest fighters!

IFM: We Wonder!

Opal: "Let's think of a way..."

IFM: But the Girls...

Julie: I'm Scared!

Ighauna: Me Too!

Rain: We'll get the girls! But after that, we look for Crush.

IFM: Okay!

Rain: "Are security cameras installed properly?"

IFM: Hopefully

Peanut: We checked our entire hideout! He's not here!

King Kool: "Cameras?! Ah well. They don't have it... in this dark vent."

Rain: "What?! IMPOSSIBLE!"

IFM: STUFF THE GIRLS! WE FORGOT THEM

Rain: "ROGER! Wait, what?"

Rain: "Check the security cameras to detect the girls!"

Rain: "They need to join this union!"

[IFM checks CAM 12]

[Ighauna is on the room with CAM 12]

[ShaunShine Goes there]

Rain: "He he he he..."

(IFM checks CAM 15.)

ShaunShine: [Grabs Ighauna]

(Julie is in the room with CAM 15.)

(Zelectronic goes there.)

Ighauna: "I'M 16!!!"

[ShaunShine Takes Ighauna to the Main Room]

IFM: Stuff her in a suit now

Rain: "YES. STUFF HER! STUFF HER!"

King Kool: "Those gullible lunatics don't know I'm in this vent."

Rain: "IS IT DONE YET?!"

(ShaunShine stuffs Ighauna in a suit.)

(Zelectronic drags Julie to the main room.)

Julie: "PUT ME DOWN, PLEASE!"

IFM: No

(Zelectronic stuffs Julie in a suit.)

Igor: We're Done.

Rain: "Congrats! You now joined our league!"

Rain: "Come on, let's look for Crush, the toughest member of all."

(There are helicopters surrounding a building.)

IFM: What the

Pilot: CALLING ALL CARS! CALLING ALL CARS!

Pilot: WE CAN'T CONTROL HIM! HE'S TAKING OVER THE AIRWAVES!

Rain: (looks out a window) "How can this be?"

(Police cars pull up to the building.)

IFM: What the!

Rain: "NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

Rain: "IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!"

IFM: Stuff the Police!

[one of the helicopter fall and hits the cars]

[it was Crush]

(Crush runs away.)

Police: ABORT MISSION!

[the police run away]

(We hear a bone-chilling cackle.)

Rain: "What's next?" (blood drips down the gap of his missing tooth)

King Kool: "Plan B worked."

Rain: (looks at a drop of blood) "My sacred animatronic blood....."

[Hoenn Igor and May Appear]

Rain: "I have a plan...."

Hoenn Igor: Uh oh!

Hoenn Igor: Animatronics!

IFM: Intruders!

Rain: "MY SACRED BLOOD TO OPERATE MY LIGHTNING MACHINE! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

IFM: But Hoenn Igor and May-

Rain: "I'LL USE MY INVENTION TO PARALYZE THEM! AND THEN, THEY CANNOT MOVE!"

King Kool: [out loud] ""Mwa ha ha" is so overused, Ron, whatever your name really is." [He cuts the power off]

[Rain loses his eyesight due to this]

Rain: "I CANNOT SEE!"

[the power is back on]

["SMASH!"]

King Kool: "Uh oh." [runs off]

Rain: "GET BACK HERE!"

[KK makes the floor wet without planting a wet floor sign. Rain trips]

Rain: "OUCH!" (more sacred blood comes out of his body)

[IFM Catches KK720]

["SMASH!"]

King Kool: "MEET YOUR FATE, IGOR FAZMII!"

["CRASH! SMASH!"]

[IFM Is fine]

IFM: GUYS HELP

King Kool: "I'll suffocate MC Adore first!"

IFM: I stuffed her in a suit!

King Kool: "You loved her. You even had s\*\* and gave birth to Julie."

IFM: Not so fast!

King Kool: "I better get going." [Runs off]

[IFM and Rain chase KK720]

IFM: Help us Stuff KK720 in a suit

(IFM stuffs KK in a suit. He becomes Bolts.)

IFM: "You're part of the league now!"

IFM: "Come on! We got a mission to do!"

Bolts: "No."

IFM: Ok!

IFM: Where is Crush?

Bolts: "I hope you get a binary code and shut down."

[We Hear Hoenn Igor and May Screaming]

Hoenn Igor: "AHHHHH!"

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IFM: [Walks to the room where he heard the scream]

IFM: What's Going on?

Rain: "Beats me."

(By the time they get there it's too late. Hoenn Igor and May are in suits.)

Rain: "Two new visitors, eh?"

Rain: "You're accepted into our league, guys."

Rain: "LET'S FIND CRUSH! COME ON, OTTERMATRONICS, HELP ME LOCATE HIM, WILL YA?!"

IFM: Okay!

Rain: (whistles for the Ottermatronics) "Aunt Opal, Uncle Ernest, and PB&J! The Ottermatronics shall help us!"

IFM: Yep

Rain: "Now. Activate security cameras, please!"

Bolts: "I hope all of you stupid animatronics shut down cuz of a binary virus!"

Bolts: "I'm gonna kick Rain in the-" ["SMASH!"] Bolts: "OWWWW!!!!!"

IFM: We're evil animatronics

IFM: and we're gonna reprogram you

(Carkle the Animatronic RUNS!!!)

[The security cameras activate]

Peanut: "Yes, Cousin Rain."

(They do not find Crush.)

Rain: "Where's Crush? He's missing!"

IFM: Where he could be?

(The animatronics head back outside to where the police cars were.)

Rain: "What shall we do now?"

IFM: Join the Evil Animatronic League!

Bolts: "I'm gonna take Viagra for Robots."

[IFM reprograms carkle to be evil]

Carkle: "..."

IFM: you're now my minon

Carkle: "All hail IFM..."

Rain: "Bolts! Come here!"

Bolts: "Why? I'm being emotional, so get lost."

(They hear Crush's familiar snarl.)

Rain: I hear something!

IFM: I think we're close to finding Crush

BOlts: Take care of that yourself. Now go away. [takes Viagra for Robots]

(The animatronics trace the snarl to a dark alley.)

Rain: "Steady, guys...'

(The group finds Crush in the alley with a bunch of dead people.)

Rain: There you are!

IFM: We found you, Crush!

Crush: Oh. Hi guys.

IFM: Wait

IFM: YOU CAN TALK NOW?

Crush: Yes. I learned English.

Carkle: Cool!

Rain: I'm talking to Crush, not you.

Bolts: "No."

Crush: Just needed to go on a killing spree.

[Takes downers for robots]

Rain: [Takes the downers] "GIMME THAT!" [Rain throws them out]

Crush: I'm ready to return now. My bloodlust is fulfilled.

IFM: Okay!

Carkle: Ok?

Rain: "Now...."

[We return to the hideout.]

Crush: We're really on top of the world.

Carkle: Yep.

Bolts: "April showers bring May flowers. Rain's name is ironic."

IFM: Okay!

IFM: NEW PLAN!

[Cut to Plan Room]

Carkle: So, whats the plan?

IFM: From what i heard

[Bolts takes pills]

IFM: Kalos Igor is coming to the hideout

IFM: Looking for Shauna.

Bolts: "SHUT UP!!!"

Rain: "That means we must stuff him in a suit!"

IFM: But he can't know we turned Shauna into ShaunShine!

IFM: Yeah!

IFM: Not just Kalos Igor.

IFM: Unova Igor and Bianca (Unova/BW)

IFM: Stuff them in a suit. Okay?

IFM: Cause i am the leader of you guys.

Carkle: "Ok."

Rain: "Roger."

Crush: Yes, sir.

[Somebody enters the hideout. It's Kalos Igor.]

Kalos Igor: For the sake of god, Where's Shauna?

(Crush violently attacks Kalos Igor.)

Bolts: "I know someone named Roger."

KI: "HELP! SAVE YOURSELF!"

Kalos Igor: ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[IFM Grabs Kalos Igor] IFM: Stuff him in a suit!

Crush: You know what would be a twist of fate?

Rain: "What?"

Carkle: "Dubstep gun?"

Bolts: [goes to a room and tests a liquid]

Crush: "No."

KingKool720 [slowly changes back into a human]

Crush: If we had ShaunShine stuff him in the suit.

Rain: "That's it!"

IFM: Okay! [Calls ShaunShine]

King Kool: "Now I can go home."

Jelly: "PLAN EXECUTION TIME! YEAH!"

Carkle: Alright.

King Kool: "It's locked? Oh no....."

(Crush violently attacks Kool.)

ShaunShine: what now?

King Kool: "Uh oh."

Rain: "You're not going anywhere. You must stay."

IFM: [IFM stuffs KK720 in the Bolts suit]

King Kool: "CHEAP SUIT!"

Rain: "STAY IN THAT SUIT TILL WE'RE DONE!"

King Kool: "Get bent!"

IFM: AND YOU'RE A ANIMATRONIC NOW!

(Crush violently attacks the suit.)

[Shows underwear]

IFM: ...

(The group sees Crush violently killing KK.)

Rain: "Yes....Oh, yes..."

KI: HELP!

KI: WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO SHAUNA WITHOUT ME?!

ShaunShine: "HOLD STILL!"

KI: "DON'T KILL ME!"

KI: I LOVE YOU SHAUNA!!!

ShaunShine: "TOO BAD. YOU'RE GOING DOWN NO MATTER WHAT!"

KI: Wait a minute... you remind me of... Shaun-

(ShaunShine shoves him into the suit. He becomes Hoennic Igor)

[IFM Pockets a item Villager sytle]

Rain: "How many gadgets are in there, Igor?"

IFM: [Pulls out a machine]

IFM: this

IFM: [pulls out a gun] this

IFM: [pulls out a laptop] and this

Crush: By the way, sorry for killing KK. But all the belly-aching he did when he was Bolts annoyed the holy hell outta me.

IFM: It's okay

Crush: You felt the same way?

Rain: "Well, I think it creeped the heck outta me."

IFM: I felt the same.

(Crush drags KK's corpse to the group.)

Crush: (snarling) He's not worthy of a suit.

IFM: Yep. But whatever.

UI: "Where are we? This feels weird."

Bianca: Yep.

(Crush sneaks up behind them.)

UI: (hears snarling): "What's that noise?!" Bianca: "I don't know!"

(Crush bites UI's legs and starts swinging him around.)

UI: "HELP ME!"

Bianca: "IGOR! NOOOOO!"

Bianca: "I'll-"

[Iggy Fazmii Appears]

Iggy: "I'll Stuff you in a suit!"

Bianca: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

[Bianca gets stuffed in a suit and becomes Biankali]

(Crush stuffs UI's limp body in a suit. He becomes Unovian Igor)

Rain: "Do we have enough people in the alliance?"

Crush:Yes!

IFM: Wait i am the leader here

IFM: i think we have around 10-20

Crush: May I give a list of our comrades?

IFM: Sure

Rain: "Yes, please."

Crush: The Recess Gang

MC Adore

Robert

Shauna

Princess Zelda

Ighauna

Julie

Hoenn Igor

May

Kalos Igor

Unova Igor

Bianca

KK

Carkle

That is the list.

IFM: OH MY GOD

IFM: WE GOT SO MUCH PEOPLE

IFM: EH.

Crush: I think we have a case to take over GoCity!

Toy Chica: Yep

[The FNAF1 Animatronics appear.]

Freddy: HEY

IFM: Hi, Mr.Fazbear.

Rain: "Any plans? Ottermatronics, come up with ideas!"

Freddy: so you're leading a animatronic gang.

IFM: Yep.

Crush: WE WILL RULE THIS WORLD WITH AN IRON FIST!

Freddy: We can join? i can be co-leader!

IFM: Okay!

Rain: "Come on in!"

Crush: This seems fishy...

Peanut: "You're part of us now."

Jelly: "Yep."

Baby Butter: "Yeah yeah."

IFM and Freddy: WE NEED TO THINK ABOUT ANY PLANS!

Rain: "OK. I think we need to use my inventions I already crafted for destruction."

Rain: "Anyway...Can somebody tell me at least one plan?"

IFM: We'll Try to take over GoCity!

IFM: [has a Idea]

IFM: Let's Raid Eric and PC Guy's House!

Rain: "Good idea!"

Crush: Okay.

Bolts: "Not my creati- I mean... YES!"

Rain: "Let's narrow it down to how we will raid their house...."

Bolts: "Leave the kids alo- I mean..." [sputters]

IFM: We can try to break the door?

Freddy: NO TIME NOW, LETS RAID IT NOW!

Rain: "Yes."

Rain: "Execute Plan A!"

Bolts: "That's Chr- I mean..."

Chrome: Okay, who's there? I got complants and people wanted me to come here.

Bolts: "tsst..."

Bolts: "get me out of here.."

IFM: INTRUDER

Chrome: Wait, intruder? What?

(Crush pounces at Chrome.)

(Chrome draws his sword.) Chrome: AGH NO GET OFF PLEASE

Rain: (heads to where Chrome is) "TIME TO STUFF YOU!"

Bolts: "yes, that's the spirit..."

[Rain stuffs Chrome in a suit]

Chrome: S-Stuff? What do you mean stuff?

Bolts: [imitates a war cry, very poorly]

Chrome: OH GOD NO PLE-- (passes out)

["SWITCH!"]

Bolts: "Gullible scrubs."

(Chrome turns back on, still alive inside the suit.)

(Chrome tries to get out, but can't.)

Rain: "Execute it on the double! Plan A."

(We see inside Eric and PC Guy's house.)

[Eric and PC Guy hear something]

Eric: "What was that?"

PC Guy: "It's just the air vent. I swear."

[Snarling is heard in the background]

[We hear IFM and ShaunShine Sneaking]

[While JTFB and Zelectronic do the same]

PC Guy: "See?"

[Along with chants of the Ottermatronic Family saying "OTTERMATRONICS!"]

(Crush violently attacks PC Guy.)

PC Guy: "GET AWAY YOU CHEAP FREDDY FAZBEAR WANNABE!"

[The Ottermatronic Family breaks in] Rain: "GET THEM, MY RELATIVES!"

PC Guy: "OW, NOT MY- AAAAGH!!"

(Chrome lays there trapped inside the suit. Chrome tries to activate the spring lock within the suit to get out, as he has had experience before while working as a day guard in Freddy Fazbear's Pizza in 1993. The spring locks fail and brutally murder Chrome.)

Eric: "Cool, real robots, like the ones on TV!"

(Meanwhile, at Chrome the Robot's apartment...)

(Crush turns his attention to Eric.)

Eric: [to the audience] "Yeah, TVs. Those big, or small, or medium, glowy box thingies."

Eric: "Where you can see pretty pictures!"

IFM: ERIC! I'LL STUFF YOU IN A SUIT!

(Crush violently attacks Eric.)

Eric: "YAY! FREE CLOTHES!"

Eric: "That tickles. Hehehe!"

Eric: "STOP! IT HUUUUURTS!!!!"

[Eric is stuffed into a suit by Jelly]

Jelly: "I already did that."

The Doctor: But... but who killed Bill the 73rd?!

The Nurse: It... it was... THE BARBER!

Eric: "I like free samples."

The Doctor: Oh my! Now we know who shot the President of Mars!

Eric: [in an echoed Eric voice] "I AM ERICTRON 3000."

Chrome: (gasp) It was The Barber all along! Who knew?

Barber: "I CUT PEOPLE'S HAIRS! I'M INNOCENT!"

Chrome: Ooo, don't play dumb, Barber!

Chrome: We knew it was you!

Chrome: Ya silly oreo-

Barber: I'M ACTUALLY MR. KRABS! KEKEKEKE!

Chrome: Oh my God! What a plot twist!

Mr. Krabs: "MMM MONEY!"

Mr. Krabs: "LADDY, I HEAR MONEY JINGLING FROM YOUR POCKETS! KEKEKE! CAN YOU SPARE SOME?!"

[Money jingling intensifies]

Chrome: Time to go online.

(Chrome goes on his CHROMEPUTER.)

Moern SpongeBob: [barges in] "XBOX Live won't connect! WAAAH!"

(Chrome looks at a comic.)

Modern SpongeBob: "MY HEADPHONES STOPPED WORKING!" [cries]

Chrome: ...okay this is confusing no way...

[Modern Patrick pops out of the PC]

Chrome: This is more confusing than Homestuck, what is this supposed to be?

Modern Patrick: "huhuhuh"

Chrome: OH GAWD IT'S A STARFISH!

Modern Patrick: "OMG WHERE'S SPONGEBOB?!"

[IFM Stuffs PC Guy in a suit]

(Chrome grabs a broken broom.)

Modern SpongeBob: "PATRICK... XBOX LIVE WON'T CONNECT!" Chrome: BACK INTO VIACOM'S PITS OF HELL YOU BEAST

Modern SpongeBob: "What's Hell?"

(The animatronics go back to the hideout.)

(Meanwhile, in the hideout...)

Modern Patrick: "Hell must be food."

"hi sir what would you like to order pls" ".............................." ".................................................HELL!"

Big Smoke: "I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."

(Stuffed Chrome lays there, blood drizzling out of the costume.)

Rain: "Time to execute our second part!"

Bolts: "No- I mean... what is it, exactly?"

(Stuffed Chrome wakes up and looks around.)

Bolts: "I hate my voice. It's so... echo-ey."

(Nocturnal grabs Bolts.)

Crush: What's the second part of the plan?

Nocturnal: WHAT DID YOU DO?! WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Rain: "A way to take over GoCity as a whole...." (laughs) "Let's sort out who does who..."

IFM: i am the leader, remember?

Bolts: "We're harming innocent residents."

Crush: BLASPHEMOUS!

(Nocturnal continues to repeat the same thing.)

Nocturnal: WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Bolts: "Shhhh... the other animatronics get annoyed easily..."

Rain: "Blasphemous?! AND MR. FAZMII! DON'T THINK THAT I'M AN IDIOT!" (gets angry and blood drips from the gap of his tooth) "Wait....more sacred blood?! Bingo..."

Bolts: "Oh God. You're jumping into conclusions. It's a reminder." ["ELECTROCUTE! CRACK!"]

(Nocturnal grabs Rain.) Nocturnal: Explain yourself!

God of Cartoons: "I AM THE ONLY PERSON ALLOWED TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS."

IFM: you are not a idiot, you're smart, but you tend to act like a leader.

IFM: you so, you're a co-leader now

Nocturnal: Just tell me what you did!

Bolts: "What he said."

Nocturnal: Why am I this? What happened?

Rain: "Found some sacred blood from my mouth."

Bolts: "I think- WHAT DO YOU MEAN A BINARY VIRUS WAS DETECTED?!"

Nocturnal: I demand an answer!

Crush: WE HAVE REBELS!!!

[Bolts speaks gibberish]

(Crush prepares to attack Nocturnal.)

Bolts: "System shutting down. . . ."

Rain: (lets himself go) "Bird-brain! I already explained the answer!" (surrounds Bolts)

(Nocturnal looks at Crush straight in the eye and dodges his attack. He then misses and lands on Rain.)

[Corny, 1950's elevator music plays]

Nocturnal: What... did... you... do?

[Bolts shuts down]

Crush: WE STUFFED YOU IN A SUIT!

Nocturnal: ...

Crush: THERE! IS THAT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!?!?

Nocturnal: W-well. Ok-okay then. It's not like... like I have anything importan-nt to do out there...

Bolts: "Starting. . . . ."

Nocturnal: It's not that I have any kIDS OR FAMILY TO ATTEND TO--

[Corny 80's pop plays]

[Then the Hokey Pokey plays]

Nocturnal: IT'S NOT-------------------THAT WE--------------- (Nocturnal snaps.)

Rain: "Huh?"

Bolts: "I have been activated!"

IFM: !

Nocturnal: NO, SCREW THEM! THEY CAN GO TO HELL! WHAT DID THEY EVER DO FOR ME?! WHAT DID LIFE DO FOR ME?!

Crush: WE HAVE REBELS!!! WE MUST ATTACK!!!

Bolts: "!!!1@"

Nocturnal: HEY THERE NICE TO MEET YA HOW YA DOIN' ARE YA NEW IN TOWN

Bolts: "KILLER MODE..." [error sound] "unactivated."

(Crush stares down Nocturnal again.)

(Nocturnal sparks a bit and falls to the cold ground.)

Crush: I need your help, Rain!

(Nocturnal wakes up.)

Rain: (his blue tummy glows) "FIRE HYDRANT PANIC!" (water is spewed from his tummy at Nocturnal.)

Bolts: "Can we get out of this house? Their parents will be home any minute."

(Nocturnal has a crazed look in his eyes and grabs Rain.)

Nocturnal: Hey there, pal! You're my pal, right?!

IFM: Can't we Raid the City Hall Now?

Bolts: "NEVERMIND, I GOTTA GO NUMBER ONE!!!"

[Black liquid comes out]

IFM: WHAT THE F\*\*\*... JUST WHAT THE F\*\*\*

Nocturnal: Aren't we gonna be... be the BEST of friends?! You and me, adventuring throughout the city?!

[Irina walks towards the gang]

Bolts: "!!!"

Irina: "Hm, Where's Igor?"

Bolts: "He's a..."

Rain: "I can absorb this liquid to refuel my Fire Hydrant Power....Oh hello?! Would you....LIKE TO JOIN THE GANG OF ROBOTICS?!"

(Crush knocks out Nocturnal.)

Crush: That ought to calm him down.

Bolts: "IRINA, YOU GOTTA HELP ME!!!"

Irina: "Why you guys are looking me like that?"

(Nocturnal wakes up.)

Nocturnal: Hey there, buddy! What's your name?!

Bolts: "MY FRIENDS... THEY TURNED INTO ANIMATRONICS! THEY'RE ACTING CREEPY!!!"

(Nocturnal pins him to the ground, over-excited.)

Crush: MY NAME... IS CRUSH!!!

[Rain uses Fire Hydrant Panic on Nocturnal again, blasting him out]

Rain: "And don't you come back!"

Rain: "BECAUSE YOU ARE A REBEL!"

Bolts: "Crush is actually James the...... uh..."

(Nocturnal flies out of the door from the fire extinguisher.)

(Nocturnal wipes the foam off of his face and breaks the door down.)

[Eric and PC Guy's parents, Paul & Susan, barge in]

Paul: "Let's move out."

Crush: James the WHO?!

["SLAM!"]

Nocturnal: ...

Bolts: "James the....." [sweats]

Nocturnal: Okay. Okay. Sorry for that temper tantrum, pals!

Irina: ...

Bolts: "James. He's a good guy. Now, his name is Crush."

Nocturnal: I got a little... over...excited...is................all...................................

Irina: HELP!

Crush: Now can you work with us, Nocturnal?

[Irina tries to run away, but IFM Blocks her way]

[Paul & Susan drive all the way to Arizona]

Nocturnal: Okay, buddy! What are we doin'? (Nocturnal's eye twitches.)

Rain: "Quit wasting time, you brats! Let's get to City Hall already! Do you concur, leader Mr. Fazmii?"

Bolts: "DON'T! THEY'RE DARK, COLD- I mean, my animatronic friends? They're good guys. They believe and worship Alvin Hung!"

Crush: BE QUIET, BOLTS!!!

[Rain uses FHP on Bolts]

[IFM Stuffs Irina in a Suit]

Rain: "That'll keep you quiet."

Nocturnal: Well, guess who else is dark and cold? I am now! These are my new friends, and I recommend you join us.

Bolts: "Overnight, they'll kill you in your sle- I mean... hey, uh, I have a phobia of talking to strangers."

Bolts confirmed for Butt Monkey

[Irina is now Irina Fazmii.]

Chrome: Was that a crack? What the hell is going on down there?

(Chrome opens the door.)

Chrome: What the heck?!

Bolts: "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! So... screw you guys, I'm goin' home!"

Rain: "THIS IS NOT SOUTH PARK!"

Crush: INTRUDER!!!

(Chrome falls on the way to the apartment room.)

Eric Cartman: [makes a cameo appearance] "THAT'S MY LINE, F\*\*\*\*\*!"

(Chrome slides in the room.)

Chrome: Alright, what's all the commoti--

(Cricket chirps.)

Bolts: "Screw you guys... I'm goin' to Mejico!"

Rain: "ATTACK!" (uses Fire Hydrant Panic by unleashing a huge blast of water from his belly)

[Puts on a fake moustache and walks away]

Chrome: ...oh, uh, hey, look at that! I'm just gonna... go... something that's not this!

(Crush violently attacks Chrome.)

Chrome: Bye, blood-stained creepy singing animals!

Chrome: AGH NO!

(Nocturnal grabs Chrome.)

(He slams Chrome into Crush hard.)

Nocturnal: Sorry, my bad!

Chrome: Okay, what-what are you doing to me?!

Crush: That better have been a mistake!

[Wormy from SpongeBob appears]

Rain: "Maybe it is..."

Wormy: [horsefly closeup] "BZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(Nocturnal crushes Wormy.)

Wormy: "BZZ!!! HISSSS!!!!"

(Nocturnal strangles Chrome.)

Chrome: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SOMEBODY HELP!

(Chrome grabs a sword and swipes at Nocturnal.)

[Meanwhile, in Mexico...]

(Crush then stomps on Chrome's head.)

Bolts: "No hablo Espanol, senior."

(Chrome throws Crush off and escapes the apartment room.)

(Chrome locks the door to his room.)

(Chrome boards it up with wood.)

(Chrome breathes heavily...)

Daccino: Chrome? Are you alright?

Chrome: Does it LOOK like I'm alright? I nearly got crushed by... some big scary robot thing!

Bolts: "I could really use a black liquid taco."

Hope: But aren't you a big scary robot?

Chrome: What?! I'm not big! I'm not scary! I'm cute and fluffy! Ugh.

[Cuts back to Eric and PC Guy's house, which is now deserted]

Chrome: I still want my own plushie line.

Daccino: Didn't you already have a plushie line in that one Walmart?

Hope: Yeah, remember that?

Chrome: ...oh yeah.

Chrome: Okay, I need to calm down.

Bolts Clone: "KHWAL-MART!!!"

Chrome: Maybe my brain's messed up, maybe I'm just hallucinating.

Daccino: Whatever happened, it's probably not going to-------BIG SCARY ROBOT AGH!

(The doorknob to the door jiggles.)

Nocturnal: Come on!

Nocturnal: We're friends, pals, right?

(Hope puts more boards on the door.)

Chrome: Okay, I'm not insane then! Hooray!

[Eric and PC Guy come out of their suits and hide in the basement]

["CLICK!"]

PC Guy: "Don't worry. Robots like them are stupid. They'll never find us in here!"

Chrome: I need to escape... come... come on, guys.

(Chrome gets a ladder and puts it out the window.)

(Chrome and the gang escape the apartment.)

[Wormy Jr. appears]

Wormy Jr.: [in a little girl voice] "BZZZZZZZ!!!!"

(Chrome accidentally steps on manbug, who was resting on the ladder.)

Chrome: AGH! MANBUG! Manbug: I'LL KILL YOU SCRUBS!

Wormy the 3rd: "BZZZZZ!!!!!"

Chrome: I feel like we're forgetting something...

Wormy the 4th: "My name is Jeff."

(A voice cries out inside the room.)

Rain: "GET THE WORMIES OUT!"

Chrome: STAR! You guys escape, I'll go get Star!

(Crush kills the Wormies.)

(Chrome accidentally trips and falls out of the 20-story window.)

(Chrome grabs on the ladder.)

Bolts: "Eric and PC Guy's house is that long? No wonder they have two seasons."

(Chrome is at his apartment, PC Guy and Eric are at their house.)

Crush: We need to find Bolts!

[Cuts to the basement]

(Chrome and the gang travel the city looking for shelter.)

PC Guy: "AUGH!! CRICKET!"

Chrome: ...and that's why Homestuck is better than Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff!

Manbug: "i'll rek u if u don't call me a cricket foo'"

Daccino: Nah, Sweet Bro is the greatest character!

["SLAM! POUND! YOWWIE!"]

Rain: "Bolts? I miss him..."

(Chrome knocks on the door to Eric's house.)

Crush: He's a rebel!

Chrome: Uh, hello hello? Uh... hello?

[Cuts to Mexico]

(It begins to rain.)

Bolts: "AIE AIE AIE! FREDDY FAZBEAR'S PIZZA?! Screw you guys... I'm going to South Carolina!"

Hope: Chrome, can't we just head back-- (thunder)

Daccino: Come on guys!

Bolts: "...maybe Crush and the others miss me. Nah. They don't."

Crush: Ready to take over City Hall now?

Rain: "FIRE HYDRANT PANIC!" (uses it)

(Chrome and the gang sneak to the basement door.)

Rain: "Yes...."

[Cuts to South Carolina] Man: "Aah reckon yehr voice."

Bolts: "I'm voiced by Jim Cummings, he's known for voicing characters with deep voices."

Man: "No, I'm not... you know who."

Man: "Maybe I am."

Bolts: "You're that green monster everybody else hates, huh?"

(Chrome and the gang knock on the basement door.)

Man: "tsst, I'm in disguise..."

[A manbug appears on Bolts' arm]

Chrome: Yo, anyone here? We're running from, uh, some crazy killer animatronics.)

Bolts: "Screw you guys... I'm going to New York City!"

[In NYC...]

[At City Hall]

Bolts: "Black liquid hot dogs... oh yeah...."

Kool-Aid Man: "OHH YEAH!!!!"

Bolts: "KOOL-AID MAN?!"

Chrome: Anybody?

Bolts: "Get the hell out of here! You're not in the script!"

Kool-Aid Man: "OK." [walks away]

Bolts: "I'm going to... Ohio."

Crush: Ready to take over the town?

Rain: "Yes...."

IFM: DUNDUNDUN

(The animatronics storm into City Hall.)

[In Ohio] Jerka\*\*: "I'm gonna warsh you with water so you can shurt dowrn!"

Bolts: "Yeah right."

(Chrome calms down and sighs.) Chrome: I don't think we're getting in.

["SPLASH!"]

Announcer: "System shutting down."

Chrome: Come on guys, this isn't funny!

Chrome: Let me in so I can hide with ya!

Chrome: Come on, these things are gonna rek us

[Bolts comes back to life and teleports to City Hall]

(Nocturnal stumbles into the City Hall.)

Crush: Bolts! You're back!

Nocturnal: Sorry for being late, friends! I tripped on a banana peel.

IFM: Craaaa!

Rain: "OK.....Now what?"

Bolts: "Yeah, well, I'm gonna take a swim in that... thing."

[Dives in a pool]

Peanut: "WAIT!"

Clerk: Do you have an appointment?

[Bolts shuts down]

(Chrome comes out of PC Guy and Eric's house with Daccino and Hope.)

Chrome: Uh.

Chrome: I tried at least.

Chrome: What can I say?

Eric: "Our house is bigger in the inside."

Hope: Great going Chrome, now we're gonna be stuck here in the rain until that freak gets out of your apartment!

PC Guy: "That's lampshading, Eric."

Chrome: Eric, you're not dead!

Chrome: Okay can I please hide with you I'm spooked.

Eric: [wears a lampshade and gets drunk on milk] "Huh?"

(Crush puts his claw under Clerk's chin.) Crush: Here's my license to KILL.

(Crush kills Clerk.)

PC Guy: "Eric, you're drunk."

Chrome: ...

Eric: "AAUGH!! Oops, wrong..."

(Chrome comes back in the house. It continues to thunder outside.)

IFM: Kaaa!

(Daccino and Hope follow.)

PC Guy: "catchphrase?"

Chrome: Okay, can I hide with you or not? If not I'll forcefully hide myself.

Eric: "You can catch sentences now?" [grabs a net]

Chrome: Like under this lampshade! (He wear it.)

Chrome: Convincing eh?

["SLAP!"]

[The group rushes towards Alvin's Room]

[Eric returns to his sober-self]

Alvin: "Huh?"

Nocturnal: ...

(Nocturnal picks up the banana peel he slipped on and he throws it at the Clerk.)

Alvin: "What do you want, scrap metal?"

Crush: We're here to take over GoCity!

Alvin: HAHA! I don't think so!

Nocturnal: I'm not sure what I want.

(Four robots emerge in the room.)

Bolts: [revived again] "Alvin's right."

Nocturnal: (Bites Alvin with his teeth.) Honestly I'm confused.

(Nocturnal has blood dripping down his mouth.)

Alvin: "OW!!!! BIRD BRAIN!"

Nocturnal: Hi, friends!

Robot 1: PROTECT ALVIN.

Robot 2: DESTROY ENEMIES.

Nocturnal: No hope for him anyway. (He snaps Alvin's neck.)

Nocturnal: Whoopsies.

(All 4 robots start attacking Nocturnal.)

Bolts: [eye contacts fall out] "Oops."

Robot 3: "SHOO, INTRUDER!"

Bolts: [walks toward a window] "A door?"

Crush: Should have gone to Specsavers!

[Bolts falls 8 stories to death]

Crush: DAMMIT!!!

["KA-BOOM!!"]

Man in Audience: "We've been in this theater for 9 days. Can we get out of here?"

Woman in Audience: "Shhhhhh...."

Crush: Nevermind. We gotta kill these robots!

Man in Audience: "I'm suing this theater." [walks out]

Bolts: [revived AGAIN] "I'm moving out of GoCity, yet again."

(Crush leaps on the back of Robot 1.)

Robot 1: (explodes)

Bolts: "I'm gonna go to... GERMANY! Yeah, Germany!"

Freddy: ...

Crush: Don't move a muscle, Bolts!

(Nocturnal bites the robot's heads clean off.)

Nocturnal: Blood and oil, that's a nifty combination...

Crush: You don't leave unless IFM says so!

Chrome: I'm hiding!

Hope: That's stupid, Chrome.

Bolts: "But this is so cruel!"

Daccino: No Hope, this is a genuine lamp! Heehee.

Crush: Too bad!

[Rain uses Fire Hydrant Panic on the rest of the robots, who have been beheaded]

[They wash away]

Rain: "WIPE OUT!"

Bolts: "Can I at least perish myself with this almighty sledgehammer?"

(A woman is seen crying outside.)

Chrome: Uh, what's wrong? (He takes the lampshade off.)

Crush: NO BOLTS!

Woman: M-my husband... Alvin...

Chrome: ...Alvin? W-what happened?

Woman: Those... mechanisms...

[Snatches a sledgehammer from a plumber]

Rain: "Oops...."

Rain: "PLEASE DON'T!"

Woman: I tried calling police... the phone was broke.

Chrome: Al-Alvin Hung? Woman: Yes... yes...

Bolts: "Steady... on the count of 3... 1... 2..."

(Crush knocks the hammer out of Bolts' hands.)

[Rain takes it away and throws it off-screen, a cat screeches.]

Chrome: Who... who did this?

Woman: A black... thing. They're at the City Hall... I escaped with one shoe gone.

Chrome: One shoe gone? (Chrome looks at her foot, which has no shoe) Oh.

Bolts: "Stupid "teleport" button. It stopped working!"

Chrome: We'll take care of it!

Old Lady: "HOW DARE YOU INJURE MY CAT?!"

Rain: "Uh oh...."

Woman: Wait, no! They'll burn you alive!

[The old lady beats him up with a walker]

[Rain uses Fire Hydrant Panic on the old lady]

Bolts: "OH MAN! IT'S AN ANIMATRONIC'S WORST FEAR... ELDERLY PEOPLE!!!!"

[The Old Lady is soaked and walks away]

(Chrome, Daccino and Hope rush to the City Hall.)

Chrome: Anyone there?!

Old Lady: YOU HOODLUMS!

Bolts: "Water? I'm thirsty, anyway."

Nocturnal: Hello, friend! Who might you be?

Rain: "That'll teach her not to mess with me just for attacking her pet cat!"

[Bolts shuts down]

Chrome: I'm Chrome, and I'm here to protect this city!

Nocturnal: C-Chrome? What a lovely name! Sounds familiar!

[Bolts starts up]

Chrome: ...y-yeah, it does, just-just get outta here!

Chrome: (He gets a sword and swipes Nocturnal. His arm has a rip in his costume. Blood from Chrome the Human leaks out from it.)

Chrome: B-blood?

Nocturnal: Exactly, Chrome-domey!

(Crush spears Chrome.)

Chrome: ?!

Chrome: AGH!

Nocturnal: Nice work, pal!

[Palm grows into a futuristic railgun]

(Chrome takes a spear out.)

Crush: Let's throw this sucker outta here!

Chrome: What's your problem-- ohhhhh, big scary robot.

Chrome: Is this your little friend Noc?

Nocturnal: Yes it is, Chrome!

Chrome: ...Nocturnal if I'm correct. I heard about you on gocitynewsorsomething.com.

PC Guy: "This town is a hellhole."

Eric: [with a nervous look] "You mean heckhole."

(Nocturnal swipes at Chrome.) Chrome: AGH!

Chrome: Dammit!

[An asteroid sails in the hellish sky]

(Hope picks up Nocturnal and flies to the nearby skyscraper.)

(Nocturnal swipes at Hope and lands on top of a balcony.)

Eric: "Hey! It's those robots again!"

(Chrome and Daccino use an elevator in the skyscraper to get to the balcony.)

(Chrome, Daccino, Hope and Nocturnal are visible from Eric and PC Guy's house. The rain begins to become harder.)

PC Guy: "Stay away from them, if you don't wanna get ambushed and twisted into a Crayola crayon, homo sapien edition."

Chrome: Okay, what's your problem, ya bucket of bolts?

[PC Guy snickers at himself]

Nocturnal: Nothing is the problem, I'm just doing what I want.

Eric: "What's so funny?"

PC Guy: "The H word I just said. It ends with an O."

(The balcony begins to weaken as there is too much weight on it.)

Crush: This is all you got, Chrome?

Chrome: No, I can do more! (He tries to throw Nocturnal off the balcony.)

(A hole forms in the balcony, separating the good guys and Nocturnal.)

(The hole gets bigger.)

(Chrome falls and barely holds on to it.)

Bolts: [with a shovel] "I'm gonna dig a hole to Italy!"

Nocturnal: Tsk tsk tsk, Chrome.

Rain: "Don't you leave...."

Chrome: AGGGGHHHHH!

(Hope and Daccino are knocked out by Nocturnal.)

Chrome: A-AGH!

Chrome: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?!

(Chrome loses his grip and falls.)

Rain: "GET BACK HERE!" (catches Bolts)

Chrome: AAAAAAAAGHHHHHHH!

Bolts: "Ugh, earthwoAAGH!!"

(Chrome falls onto the road, where he is crushed by cars. A big pile of cars is created, with Chrome being at the bottom.)

Chrome: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Crush: YES! WE'VE FINALLY TAKEN OVER THIS PLACE!!!

Bolts: "Jeez, So- I mean, Rain."

Rain: "Did Igor Fazmii give you permission to leave?! NO!!!!!!"

Chrome: THIS IS... EXTRAORDINARILY PAINFUL....

Bolts: "You're acting clingy to me! Stop it!"

["SNAP!"]

Rain: "BUT YOU CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!"

(Chrome's eyes begin to turn white.)

Bolts: "You broke my arm. Thanks a lot."

(Hope reawakens and flies to Chrome.)

Hope: C-Chrome!

Chrome: HELP ME.

(Hope tries to push the cars aside.)

[Bolts falls in the hole]

(An arm inside a car goes limp, and a body falls out the window.)

Bolts: [in Duncan voice] "I'm okay."

[Bolts climbs out of the hole]

Chrome: Just get me out of here! (Chrome has black liquid on his face.)

Rain: "Grrrrrrr...Now get back here and stay with us."

Bolts: "I SAID QUIT ACTING CLIN-"

(Hope is hit by a car, but survives.)

["SNAP!"]

Freddy: YES! WE NOW RULE THIS TOWN!

Hope: CHROME! YOU HAVE TO FIND YOUR OWN WAY OUT OF THIS!

Chrome: I can't!

Bolts: "And you broke my pinky finger."

(Chrome's eyes turn back to black.)

plays

IFM: Ok!

(All the new animatronics turn to the originals.)

Chrome: HOPE!

Bolts: "IFM, is it OK if I go to the store and raid it?"

Chrome: Hope, come on, you gotta be alright! Hope: I'm fine, just... (cough cough) just get out of there!

IFM: NOT NOW!

(Chrome's eyes turn blue and he pushes the cars aside.)

Bolts: "And that hole... fine."

(Crush jumps on Springtrap and violently kills him, ripping his metal throat out.)

Chrome: Hope!

(Daccino falls off the balcony.)

Chrome: DACCINO!

[Cuts to a diner]

Freddy: WHAT THE HELL???

IFM: Purple Guy Died Twice!

(Chrome catches Daccino.)

PC Guy: "I can't stand it, Eric."

Chrome: Hope, Daccino, we gotta get to a hospital. (Chrome's eyes turn to black.)

(Chrome and his friends rush to the hospital.)

PC Guy: "Every time I go to the bathroom to do my business, robot parts come out of the toilet. I'm sick of it!"

Crush: Now let's kill the rest of these oldies!

Bonnie: Aw crap.

[IFM pulls out a rocket launcher.]

[Cuts back to the gang]

Doctor: You're gonna be fine.

IFM: BOOM!

Chrome: What is the bill?

Doctor: It's... it's on the house.

[IFM fires a rocket at the Original Animatronics]

Doctor: Seeing as you tried to save the town.

Chrome: Gee, you're a nice doctor.

(Daccino wakes up.)

Chrome: We're going home, I guess.

Doctor: (nods) Yes.

Doctor: Have a nice trip home!

(All of the original animatronics have died.)

(Chrome opens the door to his apartment to see everything ruined.)

Bolts: "I must take off this damn suit..."

Chrome: MY CRAP!

Chrome: MY CRAP!

Chrome: MY CRA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

IFM: Explosives! Bit\*h!

Chrome: WHY COULDN'T IT HAD BEEN RACHEL?!

Bolts: [struggling] "GAAAGH!!"

Rain: "Me too......."

(A wet and smoking Nocturnal falls off the balcony and lands on a truck.)

Nocturnal: ...

Bolts: "I'm halfway to taking this off."

Chrome: At least the sandvich survived!

["PLOOP!"]

(Chrome and Hope fix the place up as best as they can.)

Chrome: ...Freddy.

King Kool: "FRESH AIR! YAY!"

King Kool: "I COULDN'T STAND THE SMELL OF MY BREATH!"

[IFM fires a rocket at KK.]

(Crush steps up on the table.)

King Kool: "...oh yeah, this place is hellish red."

Crush: Ladies and gentlemen of GoCity...

[KK walks away from the rocket]

(The whole city is watching the tower.)

Chrome: W-what?!

Crush: We are your new leaders...

Chrome: N-no, you're not my leaders!

(The doors swing open.)

(A tattered and wet Nocturnal storms into the building.)

King Kool: "I must move to New... what was it again?"

Nocturnal: Greetings, chaps!

Crush: Welcome back, Nocturnal!

Chrome: ...not you.

King Kool: "New City, correct? I don't think it has that "new" feeling."

(Chrome jumps on top of Nocturnal, clawing at his face.)

(Crush drags Chrome off of Nocturnal.)

Chrome: Hey! Lemme goooo!

Crush: Worship us...

Crush: Obey us...

Chrome: I'll never! I'd rather be stuffed!

Chrome: ...actually no.

King Kool: "I will not do the two things Crush said!"

Crush: For we have won this hellhole from you.

Chrome: Okayyy, uhhh, all hail Crush!

King Kool: "I mean..."

Chrome: Dodododododo, Crush deserves a paper crown from McBurglerKing!

[KK says "All hail Crush!" ten times before getting noogied by Dallas]

Chrome: Please don't kill meeeeeee dodododododo!

Nocturnal: That's the spirit, Krump!

McBurglerKing: "HUHUH, HI KIDS!"

[IFM stuffs Chrome in a suit]

Chrome: WAIT, WHAT?

(Chrome tries to escape from the suit.)

Chrome: You can't do this, man! I'm just an innocent robutt!

King Kool: "ALL HAIL CHROME- I mean, CRUSH!"

[KK chokes on a fly while worshipping]

["ACK! COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGHHHH! CHOKE! HACK HACK HACK! GASP! SPUTTER! GAG!"]

(Chrome manages to get out of the suit.)

Chrome: I... I could NOT breathe in there! It smelled like a million toilets.

King Kool: "tsst, Chrome..."

Chrome: But I think... think... think I'm alright.....

King Kool: "I built an Anti Animatronic...... err..."

Chrome: I'm ok.

IFM: Top K!!

Nocturnal: Accept your fate, Chrome.

King Kool: "DAGNABBIT! I can't think of a "unique" name!"

Nocturnal: Come on, it won't be THAT bad!

(He locks the doors.)

Nocturnal: ...

[Painis Cupcakes makes a cameo]

[KK hides in a fort]

Nocturnal: There is no escape anyway.

(Chrome locks the doors.) Nocturnal: ...

Eric: "I thought of a name."

(Daccino and Hope are at Chrome's apartment making it all pretty.)

Eric: "I forgot."

Painis Cupcake: I Am Painis Cupcake. I Will Eat You.

[Eric and PC Guy teleport to their homes]

[Painis Cupcake eats a person Offscreen]

(Crush kills Painis Cupcake... to his joy.)

PC Guy: "Eric! What's the password to your laptop?"

(Nocturnal manages to lead Chrome to the back room.)

Eric: "I forgot."

Chrome: Hey, let me go, Noc!

Nocturnal: No thank you.

(Nocturnal stuffs Chrome.)

PC Guy: "You forgot? What is it? MatchBoyComicBooks? 12345? password?"

Eric: "It's iforgot."

Chrome: AGH! Wait, we can rethink things! Want a sword? Have a sword!

PC Guy: [facepalms] "...oh. Lucky guess...."

IFM: WE CAN END THIS!?

Chrome: Grr, lemme outtttttt!

Chrome: (snap!) AAAAAAAAGH!

PC Guy: [struggling to hold the iris] "Can't... hold... transiti-"

["SNAP!!!"]

[IFM Stuffs Chrome in a suit]

PC Guy: "I can't hold onto th-"

["CRACK!"]

[The End]