April Fools Day (1996)

Jeff Gorvette, last season's champion wants to play April Fools tricks with the mean racers.

## Transcript

(6:50 am)

Lavender Charger: (wakes up) Oh yes! April Fools Day at last! Time to play some good pranks on the mean racers! (drives near Jack Carr)

Jeff Gorvette: (laughs) I know! First, I'm gonna put some ice tea in Rusty Wallace's fuel tank! (pours a glass of ice tea in Jack Carr's fuel tank)

Jack Carr: Jeff, what are you doing!

Jeff Gorvette: Oh! I'm just giving you some really nice fuel. It's special fuel, and it will make you go much faster!

Jack Carr: Well, thank you, but I still think you're Jerk Gorvette! (races away)

(6 minutes later)

Jack Car: Wow! This is awesome! That special fuel that Jeff Gorvette gave me is really working!

(suddenly, Rusty's fuel tank starts to crack)

Jack Carr: Oh no! What's happening? I'm feeling funny! Now, I have to stop! (puts his brakes)

(Jack reallizes that Jeff Gorvette put ice tea in Jack's fuel tank)

Jack Carr: OH DEAR! THAT FEELS LIKE ICE TEA! DARNIT! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN! JERK GORVETTE TRICKED ME!

(Alloy WIlson came to the road Jack is on)

Jack Carr: WAIT! What's that noise?

Alloy Wilson: AAAAAAAAAHHHH! I CAN'T STOP!

Jack Carr: OH SHOOT! IT'S ALLO WILSON!

(Alloy crashes into Jack Carr)

Jack Carr: OUCH! THIS SUCKS! DARN YOU, JEFF AND ALLOY! I WILL HAVE YOU BOTH SCRAPPED!

(back with Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: HA HA HA HA HA! Best prank ever! (races along Interstate 40)

(18 minutes later)

Chick Hicks: What a good day to rest. Oh no! It's Jerk Gorvette!

Jeff Gorvette: (races by) Hey, Chicken Hicks! I bet you can't ceatch me! HA HA HA HA! I'm getting away!

Chick Hicks: (chases Jeff Gorvette) GET BACK HERE! I'LL GET YOU!

(11 minute later)

(Chick Hicks crashes into Kyle Trackson)

Chick Hicks: (yee) YOU, KYLE TACKLESON!

(10 minutes later on the Mississippi River)

Jeff Gorvette: Stace and Jeff, there's free ice cream in the Mississippi River!

Stace Cyper: OH BOY! FREE ICE CREAM! (races to the Mississippi River and dives in)

Jeff Hammer: OH NO! SOMEONE HELP!

Jeff Gorvette: (laughs) April Fools! He didn't know I was kidding! (races over the Mississippi River and onto Interstate 40 again)

(Jeff races all the way to California)

(5 hours later)

Jeff Gorvette: Now, I'm gonna mess up with Alice Axler's engine that it will overheat! (messes up with Alice Axler's engine)

Alice Axler: Jerk Gorvette! What on earth are you doing?

Jeff Gorvette: Oh! I think you're engine has been having some heat problems so I came to fix it and I think they're fixed. Goodbye, now! (makes a U-turn to race on Interstate 40 back to Bristol, Tennessee)

Alice Axler: While it actully works! That's so amazing! I'll try race from coast to coast) (races on interstate 40 to North Carolina)

(20 seconds later)

(Alice's engine starts to brake down)

Alice Axler: OH NO! 'm broken down! That's bad for the environment! How can this get any worse!

Mark Burnsly (racing on Interstate 40): (laughs) I'm playing a free April Fools trick on W.J. Lights by taking his number! I'm running away!

Alice Axler: Uh oh! STOP! YOU'RE GONNA CRASH INTO ME!

(Mark Burnsly crahes into Alice Axler)

(4 hours later)

(Jeff Gorvette races back to Tennesse)

Jeff Gorvette: Best April Fools day ever!