O Rang Juic

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## which friend is he

the historian and super philosopher, invented the quill and ink so he could write down the escapades of adrian and alex

hes kinda a big deal? like a superstar gone rogue? no hes not that cool. he just kinda is there being a lil goofer, writing things down and having a good time! amen! lets go!

he invented the flint michigan jokes after he went to flint michigan and a waiter called him Orange instead of O Rang. like flint used to be a utopia but he ruined it.

he IS the mitten state. a 5th state of matter type shit. you feel me?

oh and he invented the Miis. he makes them fight like animals in a cage. its cruel, but thats why hes called O Rang Juic the Cruel

once he left the Miis to rot in hell for a while because he got bored. fucking depraved P.O.S

but say that to his face and you wont exist anymore. **damnatio memoriae.** you literally will not exist. goodbye, fairwell, auf weinerden

real on december 1st but fake on december 2nd

## Early History

**Gordon Randall Bob "Bill" Hilts-Pichowski**, better known as O Rang Juic "began" his "life" as one of the many races of aliens currently investigating Earth (it is unknown which, but probably one of the evil, parasitic ones). He, being the only begotten son of the leader, was sent down to Earth in the grand year of 2005. The reason for his visit is unknown because shortly after his arrival, the entire alien race he belongs to cut all contact with him. He claims there is a good reason for it, but most likely they abandoned him because... I mean, who wouldn't? Despite not knowing his purpose, O Rang is adament he was sent here for a reason and definitely ***NOT*** just sent here to be disposed of.

O Rang lived his infant life in upprovince Ontario, moving to the ghettos of Detroit by age 5. His first years were full of learning, much as other children of that age would experience. O Rang was especially prevalent in psychology and history, being the first person to discover solipsism and also the first person to write a book. The book was about events that wouldn't occur until coming years, like how The Simpsons predicted Donald Trump's presidency, or The Simpsons predicting Donald Trump's death in office, or The Simpsons predicting this Fandom Wikipedia page.

Adolescent and teenage years were rough for O Rang, as he committed suicide multiple times, 4 of which were from multiple gunshots to the back of his head. Government investigation exposed that said execution style suicides had nothing to do with threats O Rang made to the three letter agencies prevalent at the time. In 2017, John F. Kennedy, 35th president of the United States, had enough, and finally disposed of those agencies after his 54 year hiatus. O Rang, now free of any mental issues, assassinated JFK to restore the timeline.

Adulthood was really when O Rang began to shine, becoming a popular historian, despite only using his talents to monitor petty Instagramite drama. In his off-time, O Rang became addicted to the internet, becoming a reference-bro. Classic references he is known to make include, The Blokes, his favorite polka band, and any show, movie, or book he is currently consuming.