Spider-Gwen vs Yang

## Pre-fight

On a bright and sunny day in the Desert, team RWBY were walking down a dirty road. “Hey, can we take a break over at that gas station over there?” Blake asked, tired form the walking. “Yeah, I’m really hungry and I think I see a vending machine up against that wall over there.” Yang said as her stomach rumbles. “I have to use the bathroom, and I don’t know how much longer I can hold it all in.” Ruby cried out. “Fine.” Weiss said. Team RWBY stopped at the gas station and Weiss walked over to Yang. “Yang, don’t do anything stupid while we’re in the bathroom, alright?” Weiss ordered. “Okay.” Yang replied. Weiss, Blake, and Ruby all went into the bathroom and Yang walked over to a vending machine. She puts a dollar bill in the machine, but nothing happens. “Hey, what gives!” Yang yelled out before kicking the machine. Meanwhile, in the the bathroom, Ruby, Weiss, and Blake all entered into their own individual stalls. “Hey, uh, do you think Yang will get into any trouble out there?” Ruby asked before pulling her pants down and sitting on the toilet. “I highly doubt it.” Blake quickly replied before sitting down on the toilet and giving out a small fart, which was then followed by a few more shortly after. “I’m sure she’ll be fine.” Weiss said as she pulls her pants down and sits on the toilet. “Uh, girls, I don’t have any toilet paper.” Blake exclaimed. “Neither do I. Ruby, do you have any toilet paper in your stall?” Weiss said. “No.” Ruby replied. “Great. Now, what are we gonna use to clean ourselves with?” Blake said, annoyed.

Back outside, a swirling green and purple spiral starts emerging in the road. Spider-Gwen appears and the spiral disappears. “This isn’t the pizza shop, it’s a desert in a different dimension.” Spider-Gwen said as walks across the street. She looks at the gas station before looking over at Yang, who destroys the vending machine with one powerful punch. “Uh, oh!” Yang said, looking over at the snacks and soda cans on the ground. “Do you really think you can get away with something so petty?” Spider-Gwen asked, looking at Yang. “Oh, this? Yeah, uh, I didn’t mean to destroy it!” Yang stammered out. “Yeah, right! You’re a criminal and I must stop you before you destroy this entire gas station!” Spider-Gwen yelled out, getting into a fighting stance. “Ah, great. Just what I needed today.” Yang said, getting into a fighting stance, too.

## Fight

Spider-Gwen dashes over to Yang and throws a punch at her, but she dodges the hit and kicks Spider-Gwen in the stomach. Yang then punches Spider-Gwen in the face, knocking her back. “Take this, goldilocks!” Spider-Gwen insulted. She shoots out four web balls at Yang, who dodges all of them and picks up a empty trash can. She throws it at Spider-Gwen, who knocks it aside with a backhand swing. Yang rushes over to Spider-Gwen and punches her in the face several times before punching her in the chest, sending her across the street. Spider-Gwen shoots out a web line at Yang, but she dodges it. “Ha! You missed me!” Yang taunted. “Oh, but I wasn’t aiming at you.” Spider-Gwen remarked. The web line hits a nearby trash can and Spider Gwen pulls it over to her, hitting Yang in the back of the head and knocking her down on the ground in the process. Yang stands up and Spider-Gwen throws the trash can at her, but destroys it with a punch. Spider-Gwen quickly runs over to Yang and punches her in the chest before punching her in the face four times, knocking her back.

“Okay, how about we kick things up a notch?” Yang asked. She fires out a shotgun blast form her right gauntlet at Spider-Gwen, who dodges the bullet. “Wait, you can shoot bullets out of those gauntlets?” Spider-Gwen asked. “Yep!” Yang answered. Yang shoots out another shotgun blast and the bullet hits Spider-Gwen’s left arm. Yang rushes over to Spider-Gwen and throws a punch at her, but she dodges the hit and knee strikes Yang in the stomach, knocking her back. Spider-Gwen then shoots out six web balls at Yang, who dodges four of them, but she gets hit in the face by the last two, blinding her. While Yang is blinded for the moment, Spider-Gwen runs behind her and kicks Yang in the back of the head, sending her far away from the gas station. Yang stands up and rips the webs off of her face. She looks around the area and realizes that she’s in the middle of a cactus patch. Spider-Gwen jumps into the cactus patch and shoots out eight web balls at Yang, who takes cover behind a cactus. Yang punches the cactus over at Spider-Gwen and it breaks apart when it collided with Spider-Gwen’s body. Yang shoots out two shotgun blasts at Spider-Gwen, who dodges the bullets and shoots out a web line. The web line hits Yang in the chest and Spider-Gwen pulls Yang over to her.

Spider-Gwen punches Yang in the face twelve times before hitting Yang in the stomach with a hard kick, causing Yang to cough out some blood. Spider-Gwen then strikes Yang in the face with a strong punch, sending her crashing up against a cactus. Spider-Gwen shoots out a web line and it hits a catches. She then swings it around before slamming it down on Yang’s upper body. Spider-Gwen shoots out another web line and that one hits another cactus. She swings that around before slamming it down on top of Yang’s legs. Spider-Gwen then shoots out a ginormous web and it hits the cactus, trapping Yang underneath the cactuses. “Well, I think we’re done here.” She said. Spider-Gwen begins to walk away, but she stops when she hears Yang screaming underneath the cactuses. Just then, Yang burst out of the cactus with a yellow aura surrounding her entire body, surprising Spider-Gwen. “What the-.” Before she could finish her sentence, however, Yang rushed over to her and punched Spider-Gwen in the chest with enough force to make a small explosion, sending Spider-Gwen crashing up against a boulder.

Gwen shoots out twelve web balls at Yang before shooting out a ginormous web at her. Yang dodges all of the web balls and incinerates the web with a small explosion. Yang rushes over to Spider-Gwen and throws a punch at her, but she dodges the hit and Yang’s fist collided with the boulder, shattering it into multiple pieces. Spider-Gwen punches Yang in the face three times before hitting her in the chest with a strong punch, knocking Yang back. Spider-Gwen shoots out a web line at Yang, but she grabs the web line and pulls Spider-Gwen over to her. Yang unleashes a barrage of strong and fast punches all over Spider-Gwen’s body before uppercutting her, sending Spider-Gwen down onto the ground. “She’s strong, really strong.” Spider-Gwen said. She slowly stands up and shoots out a web line, hitting Yang in the face.

Spider-Gwen then swings Yang around before slamming her down on the ground, making a huge crater in the ground. Yang got up and recoil of her shotgun-gauntlets to rocket herself towards Spider-Gwen with her left arm pulled back. "LIGHTS OUT, BITCH!" Yang screamed out in rage. Once Yang got close enough to Spider-Gwen, she pulls her left arm forwards and her fist collided with Spider-Gwen’s face, resulting in a massive explosion that incinerated Spider-Gwen within a couple of seconds.

## Conclusion

Once the dust clears away, Yang is seen walking towards the gas station as large patches of Spider-Gwen’s clothing blow away in the wind. Ruby, Weiss, and Blake walked out of the bathroom and Yang confronted them. “What the hell is going on out here?” Weiss asked. “Oh, uh, I accidentally destroyed the vending machine while you girls were in the bathroom.” Yang answered. “Okay, but why?” Blake asked “Because it didn’t take my money and, uh, why did you girls take so long in there? Did someone have diarrhea?” Yang asked. “We ran out of toilet paper.” Blake answered. “And we had to clean ourselves with old newspapers! I’m never doing that ever again in my life!” Ruby exclaimed. “Alright, girls, our break is over and let’s get moving.” Weiss ordered. Team RWBY continues walking down the dirty road.