Needed! Strong Armor! (Transcript)

This is the 47th episode of Traffic Squadron: Roadranger.

Up in the Velocity Star Ship, Tigian was thinking of ways to make the monster egg hatch much quicker. He was searching on his laptop.

Brakenstein: How are you able to use a computer to connect to Earth's internet?

Tigian: Simple. I've moved the ship close enough to Earth to reach it's connection.

Graphite: I don't get how that could make sense. But whatever.

Brakenstein: Master Tigian, are you connecting legally?

Tigian: I don't know about legal, but it appears I have a legal connection. Even if it wasn't legal, I wouldn't care anyway because we're villains!

(Cuts to a dog lady at the restaurant Warhog and Eaglette were working at who couldn't connect to the internet)

Female Dog: Uh, sir. I'm having trouble connecting to the restaurant's Wi-Fi.

Warhog: Oh. Let me see if I can do something.

Warhog got onto the computer and tried some things.

Warhog: Sorry, ma'am. I can't quite figure out what's causing the difficult internet connections.

Then, Eaglette showed up.

Eaglette: I've figured it out. It's because somebody, I don't know who, is using this connection illegally. Making it impossible for us to use it. But ma'am, as soon as we can figure out the culprit, we'll have the internet back up for you.

Female Dog: I think I want a refund for this Wi-Fi.

Warhog: But Wi-Fi is free! So there's nothing to refund.

Female Dog: Then I'm going across the street to that other restaurant. I have important business to work on during my lunch break!

And she got up and left in a huff.

Warhog: That's the fifth customer today who got angry with us on our poor internet connection today, and it's not even noon.

Up in the Velocity Star Ship, Tigian was still searching on the internet.

Tigian: Aha! I found something.

Brakenstein: What is it, boss?

Tigian: This.

Tigian then showed them an image of some pink crystals.

Tigian: This is a kind of pink crystal that can help speed up the process of eggs hatching.

Brakenstein: Oh. Fascinating.

Graphite: Um, boss, you may want to read more of the article here.

Tigian: Nah. I think I know enough. Now to send down a monster to get it. Trouble Tank!

Then, a tank-like monster came in.

Trouble Tank: What is it, Master Tigian?

Tigian: I need you to drill underground and get me these pink crystals. They'll be used to speed up the process of the monster egg hatching.

Trouble Tank: Yes sir.

And Trouble Tank left for Earth. Tigian then walked off into another room on the ship. After he left, Brakenstein and Graphite went over to the computer and looked at it.

Brakenstein: Do you think we should tell him that the pink crystals have a health defect on anything that it's used on to speed up hatching process?

Graphite: Maybe it won't be so bad. Plus, he could get mad at us for this.

Brakenstein: But if the monster hatches, and it turns out to have health problems, he could be really mad at us.

Graphite: We'll take the chance.

Meanwhile on Earth, Jack and Dale were taking a trip at a cave tour.

Male Firefly: Alright, everyone. This here is the pink crystal cave. This is where a special kind of pink crystal is held. You'll find out what makes it special during our tour.

Dale: This will be pretty good. I've always wanted to see these special pink crystals.

Jack: Did you ever want to take any?

Dale: Of course not. I just wanted to see what they look like. Besides, they have crystal replicas in the gift shop which aren't made from the real thing.

Jack: Ah. I saw those and thought they were the real deal.

Dale: Nope. They're not. I should know. My dad told me. When he was a kid, he came here with his parents.

Then, the tour started. Their first stop in the cave was by a waterfall.

Male Firefly: This here is the cave waterfall. The water is made from the droplets made by the stalactites in the cave. The stalactites in this cave made more water than any other cave.

Jack: I wonder how that works?

Male Firefly: They are what made this waterfall.

Jack: Is this were the crystals are found?

Male Firefly: No, that's later down in the cave. We'll get there later.

Jack: Oh.

Dale: Be patient, Jack. It'll be worth it.

Jack: I hope so.

Over at the Roadranger's base, the rest of the Roadrangers were hanging out.

Benji: So I heard that Dale and Jack took a trip to the pink crystal cavern.

Vicky: The pink crystal cavern? Why is it called that?

Benji: Dale said that it has some pink crystals inside of it.

Vicky: Pink crystals?

Kristy: What is so special about that?

Benji: He said it has some special kind of powers, but he didn't say what.

Ace: I can't wait for them to come back and tell us all about how their tour went.

Kristy: Yeah. Me, too. I haven't explored a cave in years.

Ace: Neither have I. The last time I remember going into a cave was when we were kids.

Kristy: Yeah. That was a great time.

Ace: Sure was. I hope we'll get to do it again one day.

Vicky: Did you see the pink crystal cave?

Ace: No we didn't.

Kristy: It was just an ordinary cave. Nothing special, but Ace and I, as well as the rest of our family had a good time.

Benji: That sounds great.

Then, they got an alert.

Kristy: Oh great. Dale and Jack are on a trip, and we get a Velocity Star Gang monster attack.

Speedstar then rushed in.

Speedstar: Guys, there's trouble over close by to the pink crystal caves.

Benji: Were Jack and Dale are?

Speedstar: Well, yes. But it's somewhere outside the cave.

Kristy: Do Dale and Jack know?

Speedstar: I haven't been able to hear from them. I think that their communicators are blocking the signal. It looks like it's up to you four to do the job.

Kristy: It's no problem, Speedstar. I'm sure that Dale and Jack will catch up to us later. Let's go.

All: Road Changer!

They then transformed into their Roadranger suits and headed out. Somewhere outside the cave, Trouble Tank took on the form of a tank. The four Roadrangers then arrived.

Kristy: That's strange. There's no monster around here.

Benji: Yeah. Only that tank.

Vicky: Wait, maybe the monster is in the tank.

Ace: I think Vicky is onto something.

Kristy: Benji, try to open up that tank!

Benji: You got it, Kristy.

Benji then jumped onto the tank and tried opening it up.

Benji: Alright, monster! Get out of that tank right now.

Trouble Tank: Out of this tank? HAHAHAHAHA!

Then, the tank knocked Benji off.

Benji: AAAH!

Kristy and Ace then caught him.

Ace: Don't worry, Benji.

Kristy: We've got you.

Benji: Good catch.

Trouble Tank: You told me to come out of this tank? That's foolish, I am not IN the tank!

Then, Trouble Tank assumed his true form. The Roadrangers then gasped.

Trouble Tank: I AM the tank!

Kristy: A tank monster, eh?

Trouble Tank: Yeah. And I am here to search for the pink crystals.

Benji: Why don't you just join the cave tour?

Trouble Tank: I don't want to just see the crystals, I want to take the crystals.

Vicky: Then buy some at the gift shop!

Trouble Tank: I don't want the replicas! I want the real deals!

Benji: Well, we cannot have you get that.

Kristy: Blasters, guys!

Kristy, Benji, and Vicky used their blasters at Trouble Tank, but the blasts just reflected off him!

Kristy: Oh dang! It the blasts just reflected off him.

Vicky: These monsters are getting tougher and tougher!

Benji: Even for me.

Kristy: I think we need all six of us to deal with this guy. I'll contact, Jack and Dale.

Kristy tried to call to Jack and Dale, but all she got was static buzzes.

Kristy: Jack, Dale, come in!

But she got no response.

Kristy: Jack, Dale, come on!

Vicky: Saying come on won't help, Kristy.

Kristy: They must still be inside that cave.

Meanwhile in the cave, Jack and Dale continued through the cave.

Dale: Hey, Jack, do you think that there's going to be a monster attack while we're in this cave?

Jack: I hope not.

Dale: Well, I'm sure that if a monster is sent down, then we'll get a call.

Jack: Yeah. I think you're right. But we should be at the ready.

Dale: I am at the ready.  Tough come to think of it, I think that there would be a monster attack right now.

Jack: Then why haven't we gotten a call?

Dale: I don't know.

Jack: Let's just continue the tour.

Dale: Alright.

Back outside the cave, Trouble Tank then fired some missiles at the four Roadranger.

Roadrangers: AAAH! (Gets knocked back)

Kristy: Uh, I wish Jack and Dale were here with us.

Vicky: Don't we all?

Trouble Tank: I could take you all out, but with just four of you, that would be too easy. I'm going to go back to work!

Then Trouble Tank took on a tank form again and burrowed under the ground.

Kristy: Ah! Oh no! He got away!

Vicky: Should we tunnel in after him?

Kristy: With what?

Ace then got out his converta-weapon and set it to drill mode.

Ace: You were saying?

Kristy: Oh yeah.

Ace: Let's get tunneling.

Ace then used his drill to drill into the ground, and then Kristy, Benji, and Vicky followed after him. Jack and Dale were still on the tour. They were in a cavern that had a bridge above some glittering stones.

Little Rabbit Girl: Is this the pink crystal cavern?

Male Firefly: No, this is the colorful glittering stones cavern.

Little Rabbit Girl: Aww. I've been looking forward to the pink crystal cavern.

Male Firefly: Don't worry. We'll get to that soon.

Dale: They may not be the pink crystals, but they're still lovely.

Jack: Yeah. If only the others were here to see this.

Down at the bottom of the pit, the ground began to shake.

Jack: Uh, is that ground shaking?

Dale: I think it is. But that's not suppose to happen. Is it?

Jack: I don't think so.

Underneath the ground, Trouble Tank was drilling.

Trouble Tank: The pink crystals must be here somewhere. I think I can smell them.

He continued drilling until he broke from the ground.

Trouble Tank: Aha! I've found them! Hey wait a minute. These aren't pink! They're all....colorful....Ah! These are glittering stones!

Jack and Dale saw Trouble Tank come out of the ground.

Dale: Hey, what is that?

Jack: It looks like a tank came out of the ground. But who would be drilling into the cave?

Dale: Well, it can't be a Velocity Star Gang monster. We would have been alerted about it.

Trouble Tank began shaking.

Trouble Tank: I've got to get out of here! These glittering stones will make me rust.

And Trouble Tank burrowed into the ground again. Moments later, Ace came out.

Jack: Hey, isn't that Ace?

Dale: Yeah. But why is he in his Roadranger suit?

Then, Kristy, Benji, and Vicky came out of the hole.

Kristy: Any sign of him, Ace?

Ace looked around. Then he shook his head.

Benji: He had to have come in here!

Vicky: Hey guys, I think we're in the cave that Dale and Jack are taking the tour in.

Benji: What makes you think that?

Vicky: Look up!

They all looked up to see Jack and Dale.

Jack: What are all of you doing here?

Kristy: We chased a monster who turned himself into a drill.

Dale: But why weren't we alerted?

Benji: The cave blocked the signal!

Dale: Oh. That explains it.

Vicky: In fact, we're not able to get any signals right now. Watch.

Vicky then pressed the communicator button.

Vicky: Hey, Speedstar. Can you hear us?

But all she heard were statics.

Vicky: You see? (Turns it off)

Jack: Oh.

Benji: And we weren't able to beat him with just the four of us!

Dale: Then we'll come and help.

Jack: Let's do it!

Jack & Dale: Road Changer! (They transformed into their ranger forms)

Jack: Why exactly is this monster here?

Vicky: He's after the pink crystals!

Dale: Oh dear. Well thankfully, we're going to be heading into that cavern real soon.

Kristy: Then we'll meet you there.

Just as Kristy, Vicky, Benji, and Ace were about to jump back into the hole, Jack called out.

Jack: Hold on. I've discovered a weakness this monster has.

Kristy: Really? What is that?

Jack: Take some of the glittering stones with you. The monster said he would rust when he's exposed to it.

Benji: He did?

Kristy: That's a great idea, Jack. Grab as much of these stones as you can.

Kristy, Benji, Vicky, and Ace grabbed as many glittering stones as they could, then headed back into the hole. Jack and Dale continued with the tour. Meanwhile, in the pink crystal cavern, the tour guests had just arrived. Jack and Dale caught up.

Male Firefly: And this is the pink crystal cavern. What you've all been waiting for.

The tour guests were intrigued with this. That is until they felt the ground shake.

Female Wasp: What is that?

Male Rooster: The ground! We're having an earthquake!

Then, Dale and Jack arrived.

Dale: This is not an earthquake!

Jack: It's a monster from the Velocity Star Gang!

Male Firefly: Two of my tour guests were Roadrangers?

Then, Trouble Tank jumped out of a hole on the wall that he had just made.

Trouble Tank: At last! The pink crystals are mine! And by mine I mean Master Tigian's!

Jack: You better continue the tour. We'll take things from here.

Female Wasp: But where are the other four?

Then, the rest of the Roadrangers arrived from the other side.

Kristy: We're here!

Benji: And we'll take things from here!

Rabbit Girl: Whoa! I didn't expect to see our local heroes in this cave tour!

Vicky: This isn't a game for you to watch. This is real business. So get to safety.

Male Firefly: You heard her, let's get going!

And the tourists left! Trouble Tank then assumed his true form!

Trouble Tank: So now all six of you are here, huh?

Kristy: That is right. No chance of defeating us now!

Trouble Tank: You might want to rethink that.

Then, Trouble Tank fired at the ceiling on the path that Kristy, Benji, Vicky, and Ace came in from, causing the rocks to fall down and block the exit! Then he did the same for the way Dale, Jack, and the tourists came in from.

Jack: Oh no! We're trapped!

Tourist Trap: Now to finish you off!

He then blasted at the Roadrangers. The Roadrangers didn't get hit by the blasts, but more rocks began to fall within the cave.

Benji: If this keeps up, we'll be buried in the cave.

Kristy: Guys, get your blasters all ready.

And everyone did.

Kristy: Now to use the glittering stones into the blaster!

They each put the stones into their blasters and aimed.

Trouble Tank: Hehehe!

Dale: Uh guys, he's laughing. That's not a good sign.

Benji: He won't be laughing for long.

Kristy: Fire!

They tried firing, but the blasters didn't go.

Kristy: Huh? Try again!

They did try again, but nothing happened!

Jack: Kristy, we are in much trouble now!

Trouble Tank: That is right. The glittering crystals don't just make me rust, but all metals, too!

Vicky: I wish we knew that four minutes ago!

Trouble Tank: Now for you to die!

Trouble Tank then blasted at the Roadrangers, when they got out of the way, Dale ran into the pink crystals.

Dale: Oof! Huh?

Dale then noticed that his Road Changer was glowing.

Dale: I don't know why, but this crystal is making my Road Changer glow.

Jack: It is?

Trouble Tank: Glow shmoe! I shall take these crystals now!

But before Trouble Tank could, the rest of the Roadrangers got their Road Changers over to the crystals, too. Then, their bodies began to glow!

Kristy: What is happening?

Vicky: I don't know. I'm feeling...more powerful.

Then, some pink armor appeared on the Roadrangers.

Kristy: Whoa!

Jack: It looks like those crystals just unlocked a new power-up.

Benji: I had been waiting months for this to happen!

When Trouble Tank saw this, he was shocked!

Trouble Tank: Oh no!

Kristy: Well guys, I think we should finish this rotten tank off! Let's charge!

The Roadrangers then charged towards Trouble Tank. Their bodies glowed a pink color, then struck at Trouble Tank. This caused him to be knocked out of the cave, and the blasts even reopened the blocked off exits to the cave.

Trouble Tank: AAAAH....

The Roadrangers then ran out of the cave to see him laying on the ground. Trouble Tank then managed to get up.

Trouble Tank: So the pink crystals can do more than speed up the process of hatching, huh? I didn't think that it would make the Roadrangers more powerful! Now to make my finishing move! (Gets out a velocity bar and grows giant)

Kristy: Costrain Locos, launch!

Ace: Road Copter, launch!

Then, the Costrain Locos and the Road Copter arrived. Costrain Robo was then formed and so was Copter Robo.

Trouble Tank: It's a battle with the machines! Time to take the enemy out! (Fires blasts at the robots)

Vicky: Electric attack!

The electric wires from Costrain Robo's leg struck at Trouble Tank!

Trouble Tank" Eyayayayayayayayah! (Feels burnt out) Oh!

Dale: Good one, Vicky!

Bout Trouble Tank was still standing. Copter Robo then gave a few hits at him. But he was so strong!

Ace: Oh man. That electric attack didn't work.

Kristy: I've got an idea. Does everyone still have their blasters?

Jack: I've got mine.

Benji: Me, too.

Dale: I do.

Vicky: Got it.

Kristy: Let's empty them out of these glittering stones. Then I have a plan. One that's much better than the first one.

Jack: Alright then.

Everyone got out their blasters and dumped out the glittering stones.

Kristy: Be careful not to drop any of it onto the floor. We don't want Costrain Robo to get rusted up.

Soon, they all had the glittering stones in their hands.

Kristy: Now let's get this stuff outside.

All the Roadrangers made their way outside. Right in front of Trouble Tank.

Kristy: When I say three, throw the stones as far towards Trouble Tank. Jack, Dale, you throw towards the feet. Benji, you throw towards the torso. And Vicky, you and I will throw towards the arms. One, two, three!

The Roadrangers then all threw their stones towards Trouble Tank. As Kristy had ordered, Dale and Jack threw towards the feet, Benji threw towards the torso, and the girls threw towards the arms.

Trouble Tank: AAAH! I can't move! You cursed Roadrangers!

Kristy: That's perfect! Now, back into Costrain Robo!

They all hurried back into the cockpit of Costrain Robo.

Kristy: Engine Blasters!

The Engine Blasters appeared in Costrain Robo's hand, and aimed at Trouble Tank!

Roadrangers: Engine Blast!

They blasted at Trouble Tank!

Trouble Tank: NOOOO! I have displeased Master Tigian! (Falls and explodes)

Kristy: We've done it. This tank is finished!

Jack: And best of all, we've unlocked a new power up.

Up in the Velocity Star Ship, Tigian was angered by what had happened.

Tigian: Trouble Tank had failed me! And now the Roadrangers have a new power-up. They're even more powerful than before! And we're no step closer to hatching the egg. Stupid internet. (Grabs his laptop, and throws it into the air, causing it to land and smash to the ground)

Brakenstein: Oh my!

Graphite: Poor computer!

Over at the restaurant, Warhog was having problems with another costumer with his computer.

Warhog: We're so sorry about this, sir. We've having this problem all day.

Just then, the costumer was able to connect.

Male Dalmatian: Oh wait, I can connect now. So never mind.

Warhog: Oh. That's great. Let's just hope it stays like that.

Over at the cave, the cave tour continued.

Male Firefly: Well, folks. We've gotta quite a surprise today. Not only did we see the pink crystals, but we learned that they gave our local heroes a new power-up.

(The Roadrangers are demorphed)

Kristy: We didn't even know that they gave us this power-up.

Jack: I wonder if our mentor knew about this?

Dale: We could ask him later.

Speedstar: No need to.

Speedstar then arrived.

Speedstar: I've see all that happened, and not even I knew about this pink crystal power up. This is such a great discovered even for me.

Benji: Is it?

Speedstar: But the glittering stones making metal rust was something I knew about before.

Vicky: Wait, seriously? Couldn't you have told us this before?

Speedstar: I didn't expect you to find them. I didn't know the cave also had those.

Kristy: Oh well. Water under the bridge.

The Roadrangers have gotten a brand new power up. Very unexpected, but still great anyway. It should be good as the final battle is getting loser.

To be continued...