Greg Blakeman

Greg Blakeman was headteacher for Hartley Dale High School from 2006 to 2019. He was the father of Sylvester and Peter Blakeman, the son of William Blakeman, and the younger brother of Colin Blakeman.

"A lost episode ya say? Oh what a load of pugwash! Get back to work before I have you sent to Timbuktu."-Blakeman to Dot.

## Overview

Greg Blakeman was headteacher of Hartley Dale High School until he was killed by Jocrassa Fel-Fotch Passameer Day Slitheen. Blakeman was Jocrassa's first skin suit. Jocrassa later replaced his suit of Greg with that of General R. Asquith in order to take over the British Military.

## Background

Blakeman grew up in the outskirts of London, and was the youngest son of William Blakeman. When Blakeman was 16 years old, his girlfriend gave birth to his son Sylvester Blakeman. For the next three years, Blakeman tried to be a good father but eventually faked his death after the stress of being a parent finally got to him especially when his wife then gave birth to their second son Peter.. Everyone including William and Greg's older brother Colin believed him to be dead. William and Colin were forced to raise Sylvester on their own. Meanwhile, Greg moved to Hartley Dale in 1998 where he joined the school as a maths teacher. He worked his way up the ranks slowly and in 2006 he took over as headteacher after exposing the former head Voward Camlin for taking bribes from known gangsters and also for causing several irregularities with the pension fund. With help from crooked journalist Ned Burner, Blakeman was able to further implicate Camlin in several other debacles including fabricating that Camlin was a chewits addict. Camlin was fired, and Blakeman took his place as headteacher. Under Blakeman's reign, Hartley Dale High flourished and the student population raised significantly under his watch. Blakeman however came under fire from the school board as he conducted business practices that really challenged the cynical ways of the school board. According to NPC's, Blakeman was a very easy going kind of whacky man with the photo above being the only time he ever attempted to be serious.

## Krusty Killers

In October 2017, after viewing a lost episode of SpongeBob SquarePants, Dot demanded that Blakeman conduct an investigation in the matter. Though initially doubtful of the episode calling it a load of "pugwash," Blakeman quickly changed his tune when Dot showed him the episode. Disgusted, Blakeman had the school's head cook Francis Bakewell fired replacing him with Dot. He then went on to hand the lost episode over to the police unware that the episode had been created by Bakewell on the orders of corrupt Assistant Commissioner Rabe Maniels.

## Death

At some point in early 2019, Blakeman was killed for real and made into a skin suit by Jocrassa Fel-Fotch Passameer Day Slitheen. As Blakeman, Jocrassa kidnapped Blakeman's family and handed them over to Rabe Maniels and Johnny Buggerton. Later, Jocrassa replaced his disguise of Blakeman with General R. Asquith. In his new body, Jocrassa remarked that he quite enjoyed being Greg as he had a wife, a mistress, and a young farmer. Jocrassa was eventually killed by The Lost Episode Resistance avenging Blakeman's death in the process. Blakeman is considered a legend by many Hartley Dale alumni. Deputy Head Dr Crabblesnitch took over as the new headteacher and was baffled as to where Blakeman had gone off to believing he had simply disappeared.

## Aftermath

Hartley Dale High School never learned about what really happened to Blakeman. In fact, Blakeman's successor Dr Crabblesnitch as well as lunch lady Dot believed that Blakeman had simply disappeared. Crabblesnitch was noted to be a lot more serious and anger prone than Blakeman.

## Trivia

* Blakeman was an addict of Jammie Dodgers prior to his death.
* According to Dot, Blakeman was a much better headteacher than Crabblesnitch and actually knew how to run a school.
* He thought the schoolboard were idiots, and as such conducted business practices which greatly angered the board.
* Blakeman appeared not to get along with Richard Fatchurd as he once told Fatchurd to remove his three piece suit during a hot Summers day, to which Fatchurd replied with, "no bro I'm a ninja turtle."
* Was always a very lucid and whacky person even before getting his body taken by a Slitheen.
* Jocrassa was frustrated to have give up being Blakeman as it meant he had to give up Blakeman's active sex life as according to Jocrassa; Blakeman had a wife, a mistress, and a young farmer. According to the guide; the farmer worked in Riker's Field with the Corleone Family.
* His wife was a big fan of Jamie Oliver much to Blakeman's grief.