Pirate Seas/Dialogue

## Pirate Seas - Day 1

*(Crazy Dave and Penny appear)*

Penny: I thought we were trying to get back home and get your taco.

Crazy Dave (Surprised): But Pirates! Hang on to your parrots and peg legs!

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Pirate Seas - Day 2

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: These planks really do make things very difficult.

Penny: The less there are, the more airborne zombies can come!

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: *Flying* zombies? Why would anyone ever think that up?

Penny: Luckily, the Kernel-pult can defeat airborne zombies instantly with it's butter.

Crazy Dave: Those zombies won't be able to believe it!

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Pirate Seas - Day 5

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: It's low tide and the waves are coming in.

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Grab your water wings! We're going to get wet.

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Pirate Seas - Day 6

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Butter and spikes and everything nice.

Crazy Dave: That's what butter and spikes are made of.

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: That's hard to argue or agree with.

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Pirate Seas - Day 8

*(Dr. Zomboss appears)*

Dr. Zomboss: Hail fellow Captain,

Dr. Zomboss: Be advised that your sailing vessel is of insufficient size.

Dr. Zomboss: Sincerely, Dr. Edgar Zomboss.

*(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)*

Crazy Dave: Huh? What's that now?

Penny: We're gonna need a bigger boat.

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Pirate Seas Map (After Completing Day 8)

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: The World Key from that treasure chest will be most useful!

Penny: With it we can access another World.

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Nuts. I was hoping it would make our boat bigger.

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Pirate Seas - Day 9

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: I love the smell of coconut cannons in the morning!

Crazy Dave: Smells like... well, coconuts.

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: Target score activated. Let's see if you can beat my high score.

Crazy Dave: And put in KRZYDV as your initials.

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Pirate Seas - Day 13

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Penny! I hear squawking! I *hate* squawking!

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: Well, it appears that we are facing Pirate Captain Zombies.

Penny: They'll send out their Zombie Parrots to carry away our plants!

Crazy Dave: Why do they need to do that? One day, I'll show them. I'll blow them *all* away!

Penny: Perhaps one day you will, User Dave.

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Pirate Seas - Day 14

*(After the player completes the level and receives the Note)*

*(Penny and Crazy Dave appear)*

Penny: Look out. It's a map.

Crazy Dave: To treasure! It says no zombies. Maps don't lie!

Penny: Well, we do have a shovel.

Crazy Dave: Let's go! No time for precautions!

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Pirate Seas - Day 15

*(After beating the level, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)*

Crazy Dave: I'm ready to go. Pirates are great, but I think I'm getting homesick.

Crazy Dave: No wait, I mean seasick.

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: Roll down the window, please.

Crazy Dave: No time for that. There's a taco to find!

Penny: Not so fast, User Dave. Dr. Zomboss is once again wreaking havoc.

Crazy Dave: Can't we just leave? He's not that important, is he?

Penny: My sensors indicate he may be the one who has your taco.

Crazy Dave (Surprised): Well than what are waiting for? Let's go!!!!

*(Crazy Dave leaves)*

Penny: I'm honestly surprised that worked.

*(Penny leaves)*

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Pirate Seas - Day 16

*(Dr. Zomboss appears)*

Dr. Zomboss: I've discovered a mysterious trait in your rattletrap time machine.

Dr. Zomboss: Its temporal signature is nearly identical to my own creations.

Dr. Zomboss: Explain to me, how was this "Penny" created in the first place?

*(Dr. Zomboss leaves, Penny appears)*

Penny: Could I really be some form of Zombot?

Penny: User Dave, am I the daughter of Dr. Zomboss?

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: That was one fine sandwich! So, what did I miss?

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

*(After the player defeats Zombot Plank Walker and receives the Pirate Seas Trophy, Crazy Dave and Penny appear)*

Penny: Please, tell me about your creation process.

Crazy Dave: It was pretty easy! I found some timey wabby wabbo stuff.

Crazy Dave: Then I put it between two slices of bread...

Crazy Dave: BOOM! Awesome sandwich!

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave, Dr. Zomboss appears)*

Dr. Zomboss: Such proliferous bunk. I should have expected as much.

Dr. Zomboss: I'll have the answers someday, when David's brains are on my plate.

*(Dr. Zomboss leaves)*

## Last Stand II

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: These waves keep getting worse.

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: I'm still not wet.

Penny: I meant zombie waves.

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Last Stand III

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: You've got a boat load of sun. Don't go overboard.

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: I see what you did there.

Crazy Dave: Wha -?

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Cannons Away I

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: Why do birds suddenly appear?

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Who cares? We have cannons and a score to beat.

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Cannons Away III

*(After beating the level, Penny appears)*

Penny: Congratulations on beating my scores. I'm not bitter.

Penny: I'm not saying you cheated... cheater.

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Yeah! Everyone's happy!

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Locked and Loaded III

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: I feel like something is missing.

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: Sunflowers?

Crazy Dave: Nope. My taco.

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Save Our Seeds I

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: Remember, protect those plants.

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Those Spring Beans are living on the edge.

Penny: Danger is their middle name.

Penny: Someone should update the Almanac.

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Save Our Seeds II

*(Penny appears)*

Penny: I wonder if these endangered Snapdragons fear the oncoming zombies.

Penny: Given their intimidating nature, one would think they don't.

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Of *course* they're scared, Penny!

Crazy Dave: They're in danger of walking the plank!

*(Crazy Dave and Penny leave)*

## Save Our Seeds III

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Wowzers! Those Spikeweeds are really close to the front of the lawn!

Crazy Dave: Don't let them bite the dust. Leave no weed behind!

*(Crazy Dave leaves)*

## Dead Man's Booty

*(Crazy Dave appears)*

Crazy Dave: Hi neighbor! Welcome to Dead Man's Booty!

Crazy Dave: I'd plunder that.

*(Crazy Dave and leaves)*