Douglas Price

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**Douglas Price** was one of the many unfortunate victims of 2050.

## **History**

### **2020**

**Douglas** was ejected out of a kracatoan ship just outside a hospital in London. The rest of what happened is largely unknown, until the 2 week, when he was found in the severs, feasting on alive rats and drinking sewage water. Immediately upon discovery, a group of scientists have took the not-so-newborn and have discovered that his immune system is easily beating cancer without any kinds of forms of medicine or anything that helps in the wipation process of cancer. The insanely strong immune system is thanks to weeks of living inside the sewers and being isolated from society. The problem happened when adoption was mentioned, as he suffered from severe mutations and physical changes, more notably, having comically long arms and his eye color has changed from brown to blue.

### **2038**

**Douglas** have escaped prison from the 7th time, and if he gets caught again, he will be imprisoned for life, for that if he never escapes again. However, he was never caught, as he have moved out of London, to New London in what was Canada. However, there, he was forced to live in a ghetto, as most of the population were rich. However those who were poor, those had to experience extreme poverty to the point that they can no longer afford food and water, needing to get them for themselves. **Douglas** however, he was in luck, as he have been experiencing extreme poverty since the moment he born. It struck him as a surprise that many of the people in the ghetto were fully aware of who he is, but what he didn't know, some of them would exploit him for personal gain. But this fame would come to an end, when everyone learned how arrogant he is. **Douglas**, in his anger, have robbed a gun store, unarmed, by scaring the staff purely by his appearance, then left the city for better cities. He have moved to the capital of the United States, but the city had problems with a mafia that used comically large spoons as firearms. He have decided to join the mafia, only to realize that they are going against another mafia, that was lead by Oro Nero, whom were well armed, but with large caliber assault rifles. Multiple battles happened, but surprisingly, none of them were won by Oro Nero whom respectively had a mental breakdown, and ordered the whole mafia to move back to the Italian Peninsula to operate there.

### **2039**

**Douglas** hanged around with the same mafia until early february, when he was accused with false rumors, then with unable to swallow his pride, he left the mafia to look for job somewhere else, and this is when he came across Mansi, who was looking for people to destroy whatever is related to the Godverse, and will pay people if they do so. He immediately contacted Mansi and begin to burn down churches across the Americas. This have raised some eyebrows, as no one would have thought that someone like **Douglas** would be against the Godverse. Nevertheless, some Godverse Knights were sent to deal with him, only for all of them to be dead. After this, he have began hiding in the Rocky Mountains, especially in such places where it is extremely difficult to teleport to, even with good accuracy. However, the deities decided to not waste valuable manpower only on one person, that is nowhere powerful as other targets they have, but they still decided to be cautious about **Douglas**. However, the man himself carved his way out of a mountain, then he have visited the small city of Heppner in Oregon, as it was a very religious place, many people there worship gods from the Godverse. **Douglas** decided enough is enough, and have destroyed the city with a cross. This have upset some christians, as they seen that he is mocking christianity as a whole, but in reality, he's mocking god worshipping as a whole, as he is getting paid to do it.

### **2040**

**Douglas** took a vacation in Paris, to see the grand statue of Cyril Durand, which was placed in the place of the Eiffel Tower, after it was demolished in 1911. However, the vacation was disturbed by an unexpected heavenly onslaught. The one leading the raid was Ata Bira, a forgotten god resurrected. The raid devastated the entire city, but after getting out of a prostitute, **Douglas** have decided to silence the raid as chaotically as possible. He was outnumbered 300 to one, but nevertheless he have accepted the challenge, by whipping out an amusingly large fork and have shoved it up many asses of beings from the Godverse, if they had asses, otherwise they were impaled by the head. The raid ended in an unsuccessful retreat, as the Godverse forces have retreated into barbed wires placed around the city, killing themselves in the process. After the raid **Douglas**, went to sleep, and as soon as he fell asleep, he was captured, and thrown into a Godverse prison built on Earth. When he woke up, he stormed out of the building, decided to find a weapon, then shoot everything in the building, even convicts. This made people that known him, have a mixed opinion on him, as he was committing war crimes. **Douglas** did not care about his reputation, he just wanted to get paid at any cost. After this, he went to New Mexico to help people out there by giving away money, just because he felt like it, and was not capable of carrying around many thousands of dollars in his pocket.

### **2041**

**Douglas** have given a bunch of money aways, in fact, too much, so much, that he is in need to destroy some religious places once again. One such city was Carrison, although protestant, the city was located in Rhode Island. The city was burned to ground, but then it was disturbed by armed zealots and Godverse Knights, ordered there, due to the Christian God's inaction and radical neutrality. However, after the fight, many have started to examine the city, and it was revealed that the day before the battle, there were possibly 60 tons of liquid coal was raining for unknown reasons. Not only that **Douglas** have painted a huge penis on the ground 2 days after the battle. After this, he moved to Dataheiro, a small village in Argentina where large activities of mafia, cultists and divine beings were reported. It turned out, that the entire village was a warzone, and the population of the village died being caught in the crossfire. However, when **Douglas** came, he have marked his way, by running and pooping at the same time. The poop bits can be traced back to a computer that rickrolls anyone who sees it. However, **Douglas** wasn't a superhuman, there was no way he could handle this much of forces, therefore he called for help. Help came, in one person, Lorenz Construction, a person who have failed to graduate physics in university, and have decided to become a warlord in Denmark before being overthrown. The two of them had a much bigger success clearing the town, and taking all of the toilet paper.

### **2042**

Not long after the fight in Dataheiro, **Douglas** was redeployed at GJ1214b, a planet that was 100% water, but the atmosphere was full of magnesium that was in the gas state of matter, rendering the planet above water uninhabitable, but underwater, there was a society, that was loosely controlled by a loose amount of Godverse forces, about 30. It was looking extremely likely that they will be overthrown, but anyone there is too afraid to do anything. The Godverse forces left the planet after they have witnessed a demon worshipping party hosted by **Douglas**, himself leaving the planet as well. He went to a planet that was tidally locked, and had to be liberated from the Godverse. Mansi have gave **Douglas** a minigun, and a note that said "Have fun." He did indeed have fun, after slaughtering Godverse Knights from a mountain. When the first wave was dead, he contacted Mansi somewhat like "This is huge." Mansi commented "Thanks, I have been working out.", possibly thinking that **Douglas** is gay. However the second and last wave had to be put down before he had the chance of counting his money one by one. But then he defeated the second wave, then he counted his money, and after 3 hours of counting, he has the low amount of 5200 dollars. He got angry, headed back to Earth, and robbed religious backs that was publicly showing loyalty to the Godverse. After that, he got 69420 dollars, enough to buy one nice book.

### **2043**

**Douglas** have been warned that there are suspiciously few activities happening in Denmark, on which he commented on "How does one do activity in a place that doesn't exist?", he went to that place anyways. It has been realized that the entirety of Denmark was destroyed to ground, due to the local Godverse forces were always having the problem on stepping on legos. On the site, he have started reverse engineering anything that seemed to be not from Earth, and have built an electromagnetic cannon that immediately neutralizes Godverse forces. The problem was, that it was powered by napalm for some reasons, but peeing inside the tank did the trick also. The main problem was that this cannon was extremely heavy, as it had the same amount of mass as an average human did. 74 kilograms. **Douglas** quickly moved to Iceland to test this out. At the place, he have exterminated masses, including civilians, by his accuracy being not so different from having a stroke. However, he have heard that the thuleans are hiring people to seek out spies inside their island, and when he applied, he was immediately hired. In the meantime, he could safely travel around the cold landmass that is the island of Thule. During his time there, he have exterminated an amount of 1500 spies, otherwise known as all of the Godverse spies inside Thule. For his services, he was gifted with an upgrade to his electromagnetic cannon.

### **2044**

After clearing up the mess in Thule, **Douglas** immediately took a piss that he have been holding for 16 hours. And even better, he pissed on a corpse of a Godverse Duke. However, when he did so, he unknowingly have summoned Hayan Timor, the current Godverse Archduke, who was also pissing at the moment. When the two of them met, one of them left dead, and one of them took a shit after the battle. **Douglas** took a shit, due to him being unable to hold it back indefinitely. After this, Mansi ordered him to go to Egypt, and give a visit to the Great Pyramid, as there was interesting reports of activity reported, claiming that the Godverse turned the huge pyramid into a cleansing beacon, which were capable of making people turn loyal to them, as long as they were in the distance of the beacon. **Douglas** quickly realized that he was unable to do anything about the beacon, but instead, have helped to cover the 3rd Egyptian Army to cross the Nile, them evacuating. It was a success, the egyptians evacuated to safer places, but **Douglas** was still fighting off Godverse forces. However, when he got into the distance of the beacon, the beacon was overloaded, due to **Douglas**'s brain being insanely different from a human brain. The beacon have killed 400 thousand people and 3 million Godverse Knights. For this action, everyone despised **Douglas**, and became the most hated person on Earth. He didn't care about it, as he have heard the news of Mansi destroying the beacon for good.

### **2045**

**Douglas** was in Uaxactún, when he have seen Juanborghini's corpse impaled. However, there were rumors of a large deposit of Element 200 in the Temple of Kukulkan in Chichen Itza. However, the city was heavily guarded by the descendants of Chingantingan, the most famous mayan emperor in history. He was let inside, but he couldn't spoke to the locals, to avoid demoralization. Inside the temple, **Douglas** have seen a lot of statues, and a lot of buttons. He wasn't a man that was known for intellect, so him and his friend C4 have did some work, and have found 3 more upgrades to his electromagnetic cannon, which seemed too suspicious for him at this point, but went along with it. However, upon exiting the temple, the city was attacked by tribal people loyal to the Godverse. They were quickly overwhelmed, with **Douglas** commenting "Never underestimate the force of the weak and stupid.". After the comment, he have left the city to travel to Barrow, the northernmost settlement in the Americas, due to some of the Godverse knights were having a last stand, and they were successful at doing it so, due to defending themselves very well. But when he arrived, the Godverse Knights immediately started to open negotiations to surrender, only for them to die later by being shot by **Douglas**.

### **2046**

**Douglas** was pissing on a tree when he have caught vampires carving runestones into big rocks. He have decided to ignore them as he had nothing against vampires. However, when he walked out of the forest, he opened fire on walking statues that were possessed by Godverse gods, but to no avail, as the statues were made out of steel with concrete coating. To his luck, it started raining, and the area quickly and temporarily turned into a swamp, rendering the statues immobile. He quickly have started running, but then the Godverse Knights arrived, running out of the forests. This time, **Douglas** was able to kill, as the Godverse Knights were mostly made out of various alloys of metal. However, as just has he have killed all of them, he have grabbed a newspaper that have stated the news of a house, where infinite floors exist and it's non-euclidean. He have took interest in it, as there was practically limitless options to search for values. However, he have never bothered to read about DEAITH, an abnormal creature that have killed anyone that has ventured into the infinite floor house. However, when he entered the house that was located in Andalusia, he have **[REDACTED]** and **[REDACTED]**, however **[REDACTED]** was **[REDACTED]**. When he have reached the 2nd floor, he have found a living room, full of potential places for sellable value. But at the same time, he was able to hear the footsteps of DEAITH. When **Douglas** have heard other footsteps, he quickly have moved into a closet in order for him to be undetectable. He succeeded at not being undetectable.

### **2047**

**Douglas** was on the 28th floor when he have officially considered himself to be insane, rich and lost. He have accumulated 5.5 billion US dollars worth of valuables at the cost of him having no idea where he is. However, as soon as he have sat down, DEAITH have spotted him and immediately and charged at him, but then was stopped by him tripping on his own leg. **Douglas** have started to laugh and shoot at the abnormal creature, but it had no effect, even when considering the abnormal creature himself were unsuccessful even at standing up, due to his unregulated mass migrating within his body nearly at the speed of dark. However, when DEAITH have finally stood up after 12 hours, he have charged at **Douglas**, knocking him out of the 28th floor, back to the 1st floor. But after that, he have ran back upstairs, and **Douglas** have ran outside to sell all of the things he have found. At the end, he became rich, bought up the entirety of Canada, and have started to turn it into his own place. Upon discovery, the Godverse had many attempts to occupy the area, but for some weird reason, **Douglas** was there before the Godverse forces had time to teleport there. Over the years, **Douglas** have turned Canada more into an industrial complex that mass produced and sold guns, than something that would **Douglas** consider his true home.

### **2048**

**Douglas** was called to the massive Defok Front. The front line have stretched from the very southern point of Indochina to the most northern point of Russia. It was a massive battle various forces, mostly human, against Godverse forces. The environment was turned into a massive marshland, where if you stood on solid surface, it was a corpse. The problem was that Mansi suddenly disappeared and the battle was looking like that it would be won by the Godverse. **Douglas** was assigned to guard New Delhi alongside 300 thousand other soldiers. The city fallen in 2 days, but was successfully blockaded. However, the news of the abnormal creatures being hoarded by Godverse and shot immediately guaranteed that abnormal creatures will fight on humanity's side. At one point in a battle, **Douglas** have shouted "spanish or vanish" to the Godverse Knights, and all of them immediately died as none of them knew spanish. However, some of the Godverse forces have switched sides due to the genocidal agenda the Godverse is continuing on planet Earth, however this was still not enough to turn the tides of war. After possibly 5 months, Mansi was spotted on the frontline alongside Subject 525 and a hologram projection of Object RJ536. Subject 525 have pushed a button on his remote, and a massive explosion could be heard. Upon the explosion, the Godverse forces retreated to the Godverse to investigate what happened there, having to halt the invasion. Victory was declared, and so much celebration happened, the global supply of alcohol was gone within 3 hours.

### **2049**

**Douglas** became a businessman, who was doing business. And it was profitable. During this time of peace, he have began further upgrading factories and spending most of his time in extremely radioactive places such as Death Valley, to advance his mutations, as he was curious what would happen. Nothing did, as a loud lightning strike-like sound could be heard. In panic, the Godverse sent many forces to Earth, but this time with the intent of defending the planet from the incoming threat, otherwise known as the Fifth Summoning of the The Hypergod. In good faith, Godverse have returned all stolen people and property. However, this time, there was no escaping neither for the Godverse, Earth or anything else, just total destruction. Mansi returned to Earth, gathered some followers, and immediately began drawing plans of various offensives. Out of respect, **Douglas** have allowed Pro-Hypergod forces to get weapons from him, weapons that was produced so fast, **Douglas** was running out of space to store it, so he decided to give away some of them for free. For the following months, the conquest on the Universe was the most successful, as nearly 74% of it was conquered by Mansi and The Hypergod, but unexpectedly, during drawing plans to conquer a planet that was often nicknamed Reverse Earth, Mansi have killed The Hypergod, but he didn't die. **Douglas** was shocked, and stopped smoking his cigar, as he was very aware of the whole process resulting in something bad that he didn't knew about yet, and would find it out what would happen next year January 5th.

### **2050**

**Douglas** have heard the news of a virus outbreak on Kepler-443B that made all organisms rotting corpses that was immune to all means of dying, and the virus was spreading like wildfire, but 500 times faster. He have warned his close friends and allies that this virus one day will reach Earth and wreck havoc. The virus have reached Earth, with the first infected being Patient 0, a generic japanese person from Japan, also a close friend of a mysterious person, whose name is so homosexual that it has to be redacted. After 30 minutes, the entirety of Japan was infected, and the people from there began seeking for non-infected people. Mansi have branded the virus as deadism, and those who have been infected as deadists. Massive battles broke out between those who aren't infected, and those who are, but it always ended out with the deadists winning. This was a disastrous moment for everyone, especially for **Douglas**, who was immune to the virus, but he was financially ruined, as deadists were destroying his massive complexes of factories. This enraged him, and have sworn that he will not end until he will teabag every deadist that took part in destroying his factories. Unfortunately for him, the deadists captured him, and shot him to death.