Handling SJW's

"*And hey, to all you SJW's, watch your back. We're coming for you.*"
―Erik
Handling SJW's is the 139th lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on November 15, 2021.

## Summary

Erik complains about social justice warriors ruining everything. He looks up Oxford's definition of SJW, but it sucks so he gives feedback to correct it. He decides that the actual definition of SJW is anyone to the left of him.

Erik watches a video of the DSA National Convention and sees a bunch of social justice warriors making it difficult for everyone. Then Erik's sponsor watch rings.

Erik plays a game of Pavlov and tells all of his teammates about Raycon. They get interested in the conversation and everyone talks about how great Raycons are while they teamkill each other. Then Erik starts a cult around Raycons.

To learn more about social justice warriors, Erik watches an SJW compilation. Then he sees that Kaitlin Bennett is in it so he skips that part. Erik parrots what the video says, and then he finds a comment wondering what if people didn't have skin and were bloody hamburgers. Erik writes a comment from the perspective of Dr. Hamburgerskin.

Erik finds a video from YouTube explaining that they're changing it so that you can't see dislikes. Someone comments that they might start censoring any comment with negative words in them. Erik explains that this already happens, typing a vulgar comment about Bernie Sanders and criticism of China. Then he demonstrates that the comment has immediately been censored.

Erik then shows what the social justice warriors have given us: Superman is gay. He watches a video about it, but he sees Nicole Arbour in it so he skips that part. Then a Fox News commentator suggests making Superman comics where he fights for the rights of people in Iran, and Erik agrees that that would make better comic book material.

Erik ends the video and turns off the camera. Then he starts a video call with a mysterious figure and tells him that he was successful in tricking the anti-SJW crowd into making him their leader.

## Comments

*Uh they don't just express or promote, they get you cancelled and find out where you work so they can fax pictures of ballsacks with your name written on them to your office printer just because they found a photo of you with Ben Shapiro from 2015. I mean what the hell is that? How do my personal interests represent a social injustice? And how is it not an injustice to get someone fired from their job over internet bullshit? Hey Oxford, just copy and paste the definition of Vagina in here and it'll be more accurate.*
- Erik

*The only explanation for this that makes any sense is that every single person here was an undercover federal agent and had no idea everyone else was too. I’ve been to crowdfunded furry conventions more organized than this, and one of them was double-booked with a hunting expo. Quick point of information, if loud noises fuck you up and you’re in a gigantic banquet hall full of people where anyone can go yell into a microphone, you’re going to have an awful time. The only way you can get a crowd that big to shut up is if you pay them but these are communists, and communists don't have money. All I can say is it’s a good thing none of these fuckin people vote.*
- Erik

*Hello my name is Dr. Hamburgerskin. I have spent my life’s work trying to invent ways to put skin on our bodies. As did my father before me, and my grandfather, all the way back in time until the great skinned one created us as his lesser children. All we want as a society is skin. I plan on making all sorts of skin colors too so people can choose what they want to look like. I mean we're all red, I would imagine people would desire individuality if given the choice. Anyway one day I’m going to figure it out and we’re all gonna have crazy skin colors and that’ll be completely fine. My name is Dr. Hamburgerskin, and I hate the Irish.*
- Erik

*Hey cool, this reminds me of the time I fucked Bernie Sanders in the mouth while he laid on his back, head tilted over the edge of our bed and me standing with my knees slightly bent just ramrodding his throat like an 18th century musket as he encouraged me with the only noises his body was capable of making aka farts. Also I don't particularly care for the Chinese government.*
- Erik

*Oh son of a bitch what’s next they’re gonna make the CIA agent who killed Martin Luther King gay too? I’m so sick of SJW’s painting over everything with their dumb bullshit. Just make a new gay superhero who isn’t Superman and I promise I won’t complain about that. If these SJW’s were actually smart they would act like they see things from my side and then slowly trick me into thinking like them through the media I consume. But nah they’re just making everyone gay and lame, and I don't mean they’re lame because they’re gay I meant they’re lame because who gives a shit about Superman’s son? Where’s Superman? I don’t know because I haven’t read these comic books in 20 years! Doesn’t mean I can’t pipe in the way I piped Bernie Sanders’ mouth while he gripped my hand.**Anyway like Asian actor Dean Cain said, Superman should be fighting the Taliban and finding out who killed Epstein. You know, real world problems that can easily be solved in a comic book. Instead he's just like busting nuts inside his boyfriend and watching youtube tea channels or whatever, like I said I haven't read this comic book since I was a child. Also this comment is the dislike button.*
- Erik

## Context

1. ↑ DSA stands for Democratic Socialists of America, a left-wing political organization.
2. ↑ Kaitlin Bennett is a right-wing pundit.
3. ↑ Superman's son Jonathan Kent, who had taken up the mantle of Superman, was announced as bisexual.
4. ↑ Nicole Arbour is a YouTuber known for making inflammatory and bigoted comments. She's most well known for making a video titled "Dear Fat People."
5. ↑ Ben Shapiro is a right-wing pundit.

## Trivia

* A deleted scene has Erik look at SJW's in the British parliament that want to ban internet trolling and plastic in wet wipes.[src]

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