Whip Yo Kids

This song was the first animated by Cosmic Toast Studios, not Ladybug Studios like the earlier episodes were, creating a new era of YFM. In the new era of Yourfavoritemartian, Puff complains how parents don't discipline their kids more.

## Lyrics

[Verse 1: Puff Puff]

I don't know if you're aware, but your kids suck ass

You need someone to whip 'em then, ha, just ask

Cuz', they ain't as perfect as you say is

They ain't perfect at all

You raisin' Bebe's kids!

I'm sorry, I don't know you, I don't mean to get pissy

But you need to discipline your bratty kids, you hippy!

Like, "Come here, you little jerk, taste the back of my palm"

"But you ain't my daddy!"

"Nah, but I'm DOIN' YA MOM"

You THINK that they're angels, but they're driving me insane

I'll punch a baby in the face just for crying on a plane

Cause I don't mess around

You need to control them or I'll lose it

"But I made you a drawing"

Shut the fuck up kid, that's stupid

Now I'mma get my truck and unload all my boys in back

I'mma find out where you live and break all your toys in half

And I know it ain't your birthday, but when nobody's lookin'

I'mma give you a little present

"What?"—AN ASS-WHUPPIN'!

[Hook: Nice Peter]

Please may I whip your kids?

Please may I whip your kids?

Please may I whip your kids?

Please may I whip your kids?

Please may I whip your kids?

Please may I whip your kids?

Please may I whip your kids?

Please may I whip your kids?

[Verse 2: Puff Puff]

I never thought I'd say a kid deserved to get hit

But it's obvious, time-out ain't workin' for shit!

I've seen your parenting style, it ain't all that

You gotta hit the little brat with a wiffle ball bat

This is obviously more than a youthful rebellion

You gotta belt the little Hellions with a belt when they yellin'

You don't want me to do it, cause I'll paint their fucking brains all over the wall

When I spank 'em with a chainsaw

Why they all wild and loose?

If they deserve the ass-whuppin', it ain't child abuse

When I'm trynna buy groceries

And they're muckin' up my style

They're like drunken little midgets

Runnin' up and down the aisle

Touchin' everything in sight, and Jesus for Christ's sake

I think one of 'em just stuck his little penis in my cake!

Now I have to go back and get a new one and it bugs me

"Mommy says I'm beautiful"

Shut the FUCK up kid, you're ugly

[Hook]

Please may I whip your kids?

Please may I whip your kids?

Please may I whip your kids?

Please may I whip your kids?

Please may I whip your kids?

Please may I whip your kids?

Please may I whip your kids?

Please may I whip your kids?

[Bridge: Nice Peter]

Please, let me whip your children

Please, let me whip yo' kids

I can't stand kids misbehavin'

Runnin' around and disobeyin'

All they need is a kick in the pants

A punt in the butt, a lesson that'll finally shut 'em up

Please, let me whip your children

Please, let me whip yo' kids

[Hook]

Please may I whip your kids?

Please may I whip your kids?

Please may I whip your kids?

Please may I whip your kids?

Please may I whip your kids?

Please may I whip your kids?

Please may I whip your kids?

Please may I whip your kids?

[Outro]

Oh come on people, it's a joke

We would never hit anyone's kid, come on!

I love kids...

Come here and give me a hug you little rugrats!

Hey, what the—what?

## Video

WHIP YO KIDS featuring Nice Peter - (Your Favorite Martian music video)