Crooked Ass N*gga

## Song by 2Pac featuring Stretch

"**Crooked Ass N\*gga**" is a song by American rapper 2Pac, released as the eighth track from his debut studio album, *2Pacalypse Now* (1991). It features guest vocals from fellow American rapper Stretch.

## Lyrics

**Lyrics**
[Intro]

*Suddenly I see some n\*\*\*as that I don't like* (\*Gunshots\*)

*Got him*

[Verse 1: 2Pac]

A smokin'-ass n\*\*\*a robbed me blind

I got a TEC-9, now his smokin'-ass is mine

I guess I felt sorry for the bastard, he was broke

I didn't know he smoked, so I didn't watch him close

He caught me on the sneak tip, now the punk's in deep shit

Catch him on the streets, I'ma bring him to his feet quick

Pass the clip, I think I see him comin' now

Fuck the bullshit, posse deep and let's run him down

Gots to be the first one to hit ya when we meet

Comin' quickly up the streets is the punk-ass police

The first one jumped out and said, "Freeze"

I popped him in his knees and shot him, punk, please

’Cause cops should mind they business when we rush

Now you're bleedin' like a bitch 'cause you don't know how to hush

Now back to the smoker that robbed me

I tell you like Latifah, motherfucker, give me body

One to the chest, another to his fuckin' dome

Now the shit can rest, yo, tell him to leave me the fuck alone

Two very bloody bodies on the streets

A nosy-ass cop and a n\*\*\*a that robbed from me

Run from your backup, punk, how you figure?

My finger's on the trigger for you crooked-ass n\*\*\*as

[Chorus]

Crooked-ass n\*\*\*as (*Criminal behavior*)

*Criminal—*

*Criminal behavior*

*Suddenly I see— Cri— Cri— Criminal—*

[Verse 2: Stretch]

Now listen to the mack of the crooked n\*\*\*a trade

With the fine criminal mind, cold rips like a blade

It's already quick-stepping to the n\*\*\*as with the props

And any motherfucker with the flim-flam drops to the knot

Ten o'clock it's a motherfuckin' gank move

Stretch is uptown clockin' weight, this shit is real smooth

A n\*\*\*a's tryna play me like he know me but he don't

Sittin' on ten ki's, I'ma get him, think I won't?

And my n\*\*\*a 2Pac got the fuckin' Glock cocked and he's ready

When the kid didn't even bring the weight back, instead he

Welcomed us into his apartment

Oh, this even better, two to the head, he's dead, a clean geta-

Way, n\*\*\*as got paid

And yet another sleepin'-ass n\*\*\*a got slayed, word up

By a crooked motherfucker named Stretch

And the T-U-P-A-C, the police can't catch

[Chorus]

The crooked-ass n\*\*\*as (*Criminal behavior*)

Ya don't stop (*Criminal—*)

Crooked-ass n\*\*\*as (*Criminal behavior*)

*Suddenly I see some n\*\*\*as that I don't like*

[Verse 3: 2Pac]

Now I could be a crooked n\*\*\*a too

When I'm rollin' with my crew, watch what crooked n\*\*\*as do

I got a nine millimeter Glock pistol

I'm ready to get with ya at the drop of a whistle

So make your move and act like you wanna flip

I fire thirteen shots and pop another clip

I bring luck, my Glock's like a fuckin' mop

The more I shot, the more motherfuckers dropped

And even cops got shot when they rolled up

Best to bring a knot or get popped, I'm a soldier

I ain't the type to fetch ya, ask Stretch, he's my witness

Smoke 'til I'm blitzed, fuck a motherfuckin' piss test

I'm trigger happy, try to 'tack me and I'll drop you quick

Long as I got a clip, I got some shit to hit 'em with

The n\*\*\*a killer, I get iller when the shit gets thick

My brain flips, I start thinkin' like a lunatic

I rip shit, came equipped with a bigger crew

I thought these n\*\*\*as knew, I'm a crooked n\*\*\*a too

[Outro]

*Criminal behavior*

*Criminal— Criminal behavior* (Crooked—)

Crooked-ass n\*\*\*as come in all shapes and sizes

They wear disguises, backstabbing's what they specialize in

They'll try to get ya, they'll sweat ya to get in the picture

And then they hit ya, son of a bitch, now he's richer

*Criminal behavior* (Crooked-ass n\*\*\*a)

*Criminal— Criminal behavior*

*Suddenly I see, some n\*\*\*as that I don't like*

*Criminal— Criminal behavior*

*Criminal— Criminal—*

*Crim— Criminal behavior— 'havior*

*Criminal behavior*

*Criminal behavior— 'havior*

*Suddenly I see some n\*\*\*as that I don't like*

*Suddenly I see some n\*\*\*as that I don't like*

*Suddenly I see some n\*\*\*as that I don't like*

*Criminal behavior (Criminal behavior)*

*Criminal be— Criminal— Crim—*

*Crim— Criminal behavior*

*Criminal be— Crimin— Crimin— Crimin—*

*Crim— Crimin— Crimin— Criminal behavior— 'havior*

*Criminal behavior*

*Suddenly I see some n\*\*\*as that I don't like* (\*Gunshots\*)

*Got him*

*Suddenly I see some n\*\*\*as that I don't like* (\*Gunshots\*)

*Got him*

*Suddenly I see some n\*\*\*as that I don't like* (\*Gunshots\*)