Park Ranger SpongeBob

This article is rated Y7, meaning it is appropriate for all ages over 7.

Park Ranger SpongeBob is the eighth episode of the first season of Super Sponge. The episode was released on 12/30/22 and was written by Cartoon Post. The next episode is One For Bikini Bottom PART ONE.

## Transcript

SpongeBob flew his inflated pants over to the Krusty Krab, and tried to open the front door, but it was locked!

SpongeBob: "Oh, right! Today's Sunday, the one day of the week the Krusty Krab isn't open."

SpongeBob pulled a wrapped sandwich out of his left pocket.

SpongeBob: "What should I do now?"

SpongeBob heard kids laughing and people having fun, then looked over to the right at Seashell Park in the distance.

SpongeBob: "I've got an idea."

Bubble transition to Seashell Park…

Josh Pufferfish screamed. SpongeBob flew over to him, and he was standing under a tree.

SpongeBob: "I'm Super Sponge. I'm here to help. What's the emergency?"

Josh: "My name's Josh. My snail is up a tree! I've had him since I was a little boy, and this could be his end!"

SpongeBob: "Do not worry."

The branch below the snail broke off the tree, causing the snail to start to fall!

Josh: "AGH!"

SpongeBob caught it in the air, and gave the snail to Josh Pufferfish.

SpongeBob: "Here you go. Next time, use the elevator."

The scene cuts to SpongeBob sitting in green grass on top of a little hill, over Seashell Park. Below him, people were riding bikes, and kids were bouncing beach balls around. Scallops were chirping in the air. Above, the underwater sun was shining through the flower clouds, onto the park. SpongeBob unwrapped his sandwich, and took a bite of the lunch meal filled with seanut butter and sweet, jellyfish jelly.

SpongeBob: "What a beautiful day."

SpongeBob put his sandwich down for a second. He went to reach for it, but then it moved out of his reach for a second.

SpongeBob: "What the?"

He tried to grab it again, then it did the same thing.

SpongeBob: "Aha!"

SpongeBob leaped forward at the sandwich, but it went off to the side!

SpongeBob: "Wait!"

It continued moving away from him, as he started to fly after it! He realized it was being carried by a sea ant running off with it!

SpongeBob: "That's my sandwich!"

SpongeBob flew down a side path in the park leading to a dark body of woods, and got hit by a long tree branch sticking out, sending him falling through a pile of wooden twigs, down a hole in the ground, then rolling through an underground tunnel that had another hole at the end, which when he plopped out of, he found himself back above ground, in front of a hill, still in the dark woods. He laid there in the dirt. The sea ant appeared in front of SpongeBob and carried his sandwich back to him.

SpongeBob: "Hey! You gave it back to me?!"

SpongeBob got up.

SpongeBob: "Thanks. You can have a little piece of it."

The sea ant fled!

SpongeBob: "I'm not gonna step on you!"

SpongeBob flew forward, to catch up with the ant, as he held his sandwich. Then, he stopped, with his mouth left open!

SpongeBob: "Oh my gosh. Were you trying to show me this?"

The sea ant's queen was stuck in a big pile of garbage, unable to get out! The sea ant looked up at SpongeBob, with sad eyes.

SpongeBob: "Don't worry little guy."

SpongeBob put his hands on the sea ant queen, and tried to pull her out of the pile of trash, but her legs were tangled in a plastic bag, and SpongeBob couldn't get her out of it! SpongeBob stopped for a second and looked around. He saw a sharp, pointy stick on the ground, which he grabbed and used to cut the plastic bag around the queen sea ant's legs, setting her free!

SpongeBob: "Something has to be done about all this garbage."

Bubble transition…

SpongeBob was inside a rec center, talking to a man with a big gray mustache wearing a professional suit, named Trevor Cod.

SpongeBob: "Mr. Cod, do you know about all the garbage on the ground in Seashell Park?"

Trevor: "As owner of the park, I do. Unfortunately there's a group of teenagers that keep showing up to litter and leave trash everywhere."

SpongeBob: "Is there anything I can do about it?"

Trevor: "If you want to try to clean up the park, I'll lend you some equipment."

Bubble transition…

SpongeBob was floating over a small wooden bridge in the park.

SpongeBob: "There's gum on this bridge."

SpongeBob started trying to pull a piece of chewed up bubble gum off the top of the bridge, that was really stuck, as people walked past him, over the bridge. SpongeBob yanked, and backwards, he jumped and hopped, then he fully ripped the gum off of the bridge, and went falling backwards, into the pond under the bridge.

SpongeBob: "AGH!"

Someone on the bridge asked: "Are you okay, down there?"

Bubble transition…

SpongeBob was levitating above a small hill, in Seashell Park, using a vacuum backpack to suck up a pile of garbage.

SpongeBob: "This thing works great!"

"A Hard Days Night" by The Beatles began playing, as SpongeBob looked over to the left and saw a twelve year old boy running down a walking path in the park, slapping newspapers out of people's hands, as he ran past them! SpongeBob flew down there.

SpongeBob: "Littering is against the park rules!"

12yo bully: "Rules are for losers!"

The bully kicked over a trash can, as a bunch of stuff rolled out of it, towards SpongeBob! SpongeBob flew higher in the air, to avoid getting hit by the trash! The bully made a paper airplane and threw it at SpongeBob, as it almost poked SpongeBob in the face! SpongeBob went to fly off to the side, to dodge it, but crashed into the ground!

Bully: "Hahaha!"

The bully grabbed a pair of glasses off an old lady's face and threw them on the ground, then ran off into the distance!

Old lady: "My glasses!"

SpongeBob: "Here you go."

He picked them up for her.

"AAAGH!" a little boy was heard, yelling in the distance.

SpongeBob: "What now?"

The scene cut to a sandy area in the park, where the bully kicked a seven year old boy's sand castle!

7yo: "That was my sand castle!"

Bully: "Answer me this, what's your name?"

Boy: "My name's Dylan."

Bully: "Well, my name's Dilly. And I answer to no one. Do you have a problem?"

Dylan: "I, uh- no."

Dilly: "That's what I thought."

Dilly ran off, as SpongeBob showed up, and flew over to Dylan.

SpongeBob: "Hey, I'm sorry he did that to your sand castle. Some kids are mean. But you can't show fear to them, or they'll kick more sand castles you build."

Dylan: "You're right."

"A Hard Days Night" stopped playing as the scene cut forward to Dilly running from SpongeBob, as he ran right up to a brick wall, with nowhere else to go! Dylan appeared, standing in front of Dilly, as Dilly leaned back, against the wall.

Dilly: "I bet you won't get closer to me! You're too scared of me, wimp!"

"No," said Dylan, taking another step forward, "I'm not scared of you anymore."

Dilly gulped.

"I'll take it from here," said SpongeBob, appearing next to Dylan.

Dilly: "What are you gonna do? Call my parents?"

SpongeBob: "No."

SpongeBob held out a Krabby Patty in his hand.

Dilly: "What's this?"

SpongeBob: "A Krabby Patty. Here, take it."

Dilly: "Aren't you gonna yell at me?"

SpongeBob: "Just take it."

Dilly grabbed the Krabby Patty.

Dilly: "No one's ever given me anything before."

SpongeBob: "You don't really want to be a bully. I can help guide you to be something better… If you let me."

SpongeBob held his hand out. Dilly stepped backwards, but then, shook hands with SpongeBob. SpongeBob got a warning alarm on a watch Sandy gave him to wear on his wrist.

Bubble transition…

SpongeBob flew through the front door, into Sandy's Treedome.

SpongeBob: "What's wrong?"

Sandy: "Half my inventions have been stolen! Whatever that wizard wanted, he got it!"

SpongeBob: "That's terrible!"

Sandy: "Something big is coming and we have to be ready for it. We must keep Bikini Bottom under nonstop surveillance."

SpongeBob: "What about the Krusty Krab? I can't quit my job."

Sandy: "You're more than a fry cook now… You're Super Sponge."

To Be Continued.

## Trivia

Josh Pufferfish is a self insert moment by Cartoon Post, which was meant to reference a moment in the original SpongeBob special The Sponge Who Could Fly.