CBT Wizard Johnson

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"*Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving torture of the male genitals.*"
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The **CBT Wizard** (**Cock and Ball Torture Wizard**) is a character first encountered in Part 7. He is an immortal being who has spent thousands of years perfecting the technique of CBT (Cock and Ball Torture). His full name is unknown, but his last name is revealed to be **Johnson**.

The CBT Wizard lives in the Hartman Household with the ghost of the previous house owner, Layne Hartman. His former roommate, Nemesis T-Type, moved to the Squarepants Household after his marriage with Jill Valentine. His favorite CBT targets are Hartman's Ghost and Johnny Zest.

The wizard is mostly seen snooping around in situations unrelated to him as if he is some onlooker of the town; this gives off an unsettling aura and freaks Joel and his chat out every time he appears.

## History

### Season 1

CBT Wizard and his friend/lackey Nemesis T-Type first appear in Part 7. He takes over the Hartman Household by asserting his dominance over the owner, Layne Hartman, before Nemesis eats him, leaving him as a ghost.

In Part 9, CBT Wizard enters a sexual relationship with Jerma 985. They notably have CBT-fueled woohoo in the bed of two neighbors they didn't know.

In Part 12, Nemesis got married to Jill Valentine, and seemingly severed his ties with CBT Wizard.

### Between Season 1 and 2

Between the two seasons, the CBT Wizard fell over and broke his dong, this in term temporarily made croutch kicking unavailable. CBT Wizard wrote a book to raise money to heal his dick.

The effect lasted until Part 14 where the CBT Wizard recovered from his injury, and CBT powers were finally restored to the world.

### Season 2

Jerma and Chat are invited by the CBT Wizard at a Cookout in Part 14, it goes relatively well as the body count ends up being only 1. Unfortunately, Layne's ghost that came along gets kidnapped during the event and is seen absent from the Household from the world map since then. It seems that the CBT Wizard doesn't really care about Layne, and has no interest in saving him.

In Part 17, the CBT Wizard grows an enormous erection, he is seen at WacDonald's wandering at night with his boner protruding from his robes. Vibe Check runs up to the wizard and delivers a powerful kick to the croutch, a move the wizard calls "pathetic". Despite insulting Vibe Check's croutch-kicking skills, the kick leaves him disabled, showing that he is in immense pain long after the kick was delivered.

### Part 23 (2020 Christmas Special)

Bulk Bogan visits the CBT Wizard's house while he is giving out gifts around town, and he is seen with an even larger erection than in Part 17. Bulk kicks him in the balls before quickly leaving as his Christmas present.

## Powers

* **CBT Master:** Due to his great knowledge of the art, the CBT Wizard is capable of delivering powerful kicks to the croutch, on some occasions the kicks are delivered via telekinesis while maintaining the same power as a regular kick.

## Trivia

* Between Season 1 and 2, the CBT Wizard wrote a book called "CBT : How To Master It" to raise money to heal his broken cock. Johnny Zest owns a copy of it.

## Gallery

Johnny Zest being CBT'd by The CBT Wizard.The CBT Wizard is flattered by Jerma's advances in Part 9.The CBT Wizard's erection.Vibe Check checking The CBT Wizard's vibe.The CBT Wizard in pain.The CBT Wizard's much larger erection seen in Part 23 (2020 Christmas Special).