THE HORROR OF CLAM HARBOR

Hello once more BOILS AND GHOULS!  I have a SLIMY-SERVING that will make all of you SEA SICK aha-ha-ha-ha-ha.  It's about a group of fishermen sailing to an island OFF THE GHOST OF MAINE, if you all GET THE OCEAN I mean NOTION heh-heh-heh-heh.  THE REVOLTING-RESIDENTS of this TINY TOWN OF TERROR will be known for...

Seven fishermen were on a large boat together all standing on deck, sailing to Little Tall Island, Maine, back in the summer of 1970.  "The folks on Little Tall out there say there's a town on the other side of the island where the townsfolk have really good clam chowder and fish" one of the fishermen said to the six others.  "That town's called Clam Harbor" he said, continuing on explaining.  "My Wife loves classic New England clam chowder, Emmett" a second fisherman said to him and grinned.  "Is that why you married her Oscar eh?  Ha-Ha" Emmett asked him jokingly.  "Keep this boat sailing straight now Emmett ha" Oscar talked away and the others laughed.  The boat sailed to the other side of the island and Emmett sailed into the harbor, where he, Oscar and the other five saw a bleak and dark town on the shore.  They got on land and Oscar said, "boy, fellers, Clam Harbor here's a quiet town eh?".  "Yep, it sure is Oscar" Emmett and the others told him, agreeing.  They made it into Clam Harbor and the streets were deserted.  "Albert, do you see any life in Clam Harbor here my Friend?" Emmett asked another fisherman.  "Nope Emmett not a single soul" Albert said in response.  Emmett, Oscar, Albert and the four other ones walked through Clam Harbor passing four houses, a store with a sign hanging over the door reading: "CLAM HARBOR GENERAL STORE" on it in capital-letters of black, a sign reading: "CLAM HARBOR PHARMACY" on it also in black capital lettering in front of the building, and a building that had the words: "CLAM HARBOR TOWN HALL" carved into its stone above the doors.  Emmett walked back to Clam Harbor General Store and knocked on  the door.  A lady answered the door of the darkened-store.  "Hello sir.  Welcome to Clam Harbor here" she told him with a smile.  "Howdy, miss, I am Emmett Watson.  The fisherman you talked to on the phone" Emmett spoke, introducing himself to her as with a grinning-face.  "Oh, hello Mr. Watson.  Yes.  I am Fern.  The lobsters can come in here please" the lady introduced herself as and explained.  "Okay miss" Emmett said and waved back at Albert, Oscar and the rest.

As the fishermen carried crates off of the boat and onto Little Tall Island, some stowaway robbers came up on deck and the five of them hurried onto the island.  The fishermen carried the crates into Clam Harbor General Store and the five criminals went around to the back of the store then.  "Alright, boys, we're gonna surround these guys at gunpoint, shoot them to death, and then steal the boat, where we take it down to New York City and sell it for big money then" one of the criminals whispered to the four other ones.  They nodded at him and pulled their guns out of their pockets, going into the back of Clam Harbor General Store.  Oscar walked outside, lit a cigar and smoked.  As the five crooks wandered through the storage room in back, a voilet-colored clawed-hand reached out from in a darker corner and grabbed one of the robbers by his throat.  He choked and was pulled back into the corner quickly.  The violet-colored clawed-hand was that of a menacing vampire in the darker spot of the storage room and it smiled at the criminal with a wide mouth of huge fangs.  Its eyes glowed-white and its deep blue hair was braided into dreadlocks.  The robber writhed, as his eyes grew big at the thing and the vampire sank its fangs into his jugular vein, killing him quickly.  The remaining four robbers stepped out of the storage room and surrounded the fishermen, pointing their guns into their faces suddenly.  "HALT!  MOVE, AND BE SHOT ANY OF YA!!!" the criminal who had explained the plan to the other ones, shouted at the fishermen, aiming his gun at Albert's face.  Albert, Emmett and the four other fishermen gasped and halted.  Oscar spotted the scene and rushed into the store, blowing cigar smoke out of his mouth.  "STOP!" the same robber shouted at Oscar and Oscar did.  All of a sudden, Fern came running in her red dress over to one of the robbers, hissing at them eerily.  The black, long, curly-haired woman was a fanged-creature, now with pupil less-eyes of a solid white.  The vampire known as Fern attacked the one robber, clawing at his face with her now yellow, twisted-claws.  The three other criminals shot her but the bullets had no effect.  Green slime oozed out of Fern's wounds and down the back and sides of her red dress.  She bit down on the criminal's neck and he screamed and fell to the floor dead.

The fishermen ran out of the store along with the three robbers and one of the criminals shot Albert in the foot.  He screamed and fell to the ground.  Emmett and Oscar helped him up and hurried as fast as they could into Clam Harbor Pharmacy.  The crooks ran around to the back of the pharmacy and snuck into the building.  They wandered through a small room and all of a sudden, four iron bars slammed down around them then.  They gasped and jerked in surprise.  "Hey, what the heck is this, it's a freakin' cage, Ernie!!" one said to another one.  "Yeah, Joe, we're freakin' trapped!!" Ernie answered him.  "Where the heck is Jasper?" the third robber asked Joe and Ernie.  "I do not know Larry.  Maybe that vampire got him too like she got Rex" Ernie answered him.  Out front, Albert was being helped by a pharmacist who wrapped his shot foot up with a bandages, as the fisherman sat in a chair.  "There mister.  You're all fixed up here" the pharmacist said to Albert with a grin.  "Thank ya mister.  How much do I owe you for doin' this for me?" Albert answered, thankfully with a smile.  "Ah, nothin' mister, my pleasure to help" the pharmacist answered, saying.  "There's a band of crooks who were stowaways on our boat here on the prowl around Clam Harbor here sir" Emmett said to the pharmacist, explaining.  "One of them shot me in m'foot here" Albert added, explaining to the pharmacist.  "Oh my.  Well, fellers, they shall be taken care of no worries" the pharmacist said, assuring them.  Ernie, Larry and Joe yanked the bars of the cage.  Then, Fern came in through the back door in her vampire form, hissing at them.  "You fellas want to know what happened to you wicked Friend Jasper?  Another vampire caught him in the back of our store.  We have plans for your kind our tiny town does" Fern hissed, whispering to the criminals.  "Whatever the heck ya are lady, we're dangerous men, so you let us outta here, or we'll put some slugs in your forehead" Larry told Fern, threatening her and they all pointed their guns at her forehead.

Larry's hand suddenly let go of his gun and the gun stayed in mid-air, and then spun around to point at him.  Then the gun went off and Larry fell over dead.  The gun fell to the floor too.  Ernie and Joe gasped in fear, both backing up.  "I made his gun shoot him gentlemen" Fern explained.  Oscar, Emmett, and the other four fishermen ran into the small room of the pharmacy and saw what happened to Larry.  "IT'S THE VAMPIRE EMMETT!!!!" one of the other fishermen screamed.  "STAY BACK HARRY!" Emmett shouted back to him in reply.  "Do not fear gentlemen.  Fore I am good.  We residents of Clam Harbor here have saved you all from this wicked criminals" Fern explained to them.  She hissed eerily and ran out the back door.  Emmett, Harry, Oscar, and the other three fishermen ran back out to the front of the pharmacy.  Harry walked out of the place and the bell of Clam Harbor Town Hall rang up, in its tower.  The pharmacist walked out of the place and towards the town hall, and an old hag trotted towards the town hall from one of the houses.  She had: long and white scraggly hair, rotting flesh of yellow, and wore a cloak of black.  When she glanced at Harry, her eyes were pupil less and a pale-purple color.  She smiled at him and black fangs were revealed in her decomposing-mouth.  Harry gasped at the sight of the vampire and she trotted along.

"Let's leave this tiny town fellas" one of the fishermen said.  "Alright, William, come on.  Let's help Albert" Oscar told him and he and William went back into the pharmacy.  Emmett and Harry lit cigars and smoked, watching the town hall and the bell stopped ringing.  William and Oscar came back out with Albert and they along with the other three fishermen left Clam Harbor.  Meanwhile, Fern, the pharmacist and the old vampire woman were within the town hall.  As they stood together, the violet-skinned vampire walked out from behind a curtain dressed in a black robe, his eyes still glowing-white.  "Everybody, two of us had to save those fishermen from those wicked robbers who came to our town here.  Five of them came.  Three have been slaughtered and two are still alive.  Shall we divide them for our Clam Harbor Banquet?" Fern explained to the three other residents.  "Indeed" they answered, agreeing.  "Alright" Fern hissed, whispering.  The fishermen's boat sailed away from Little Tall Island.  Joe and Ernie pulled at the bars of the cage, then, the back door opened.  In came Fern and the two other vampires.  The pharmacist stood in the doorway and revealved himself as a vampire also.  His skin was now gray and the bald pharmacist's ears were now pointy, with his now pure black eyes glaring at the criminals.  He hissed at them, showing his fangs and came to the cage in his black suit and tie.  Joe and Ernie screamed over and over as the four vampires surrounded the cage and the old vampire lady winked at them.  Then the cage rose up, and the vampires attacked the robbers, hissing gnawing on their necks, Joe and Ernie screaming in horror and dropping dead then among the hissing monsters.

What a FRIGHTENING-FEAST that will be for them eh, kiddies?  I mean they all SUCKED at catching their meal, but it should end up FANG-TASTIC hee-hee-hee-hee!  Fern and the one other vampire did get to taste a BIT OF IT though before hand ha-ha-ha.  The criminals really looked DRAINED in the end there heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!