Omigod You Guys

Omigod You Guys is a song from M.W.C.A: Musical Without a Cool Acronym,is a parody from the song of the same name from legally blond:the musical , is sung by candace,jenny,stacy,isabella and the fireside girls,in this one, we see candace and isabella talking about their love interests (jeremy and phineas respectively)

# lyrics

[CANDACE]

Jeremy’s such a perfect guy

I’m, like, gonna cry

I got tears comin’ out of my nose!

Hot dang! He’s a hunky man

He plays in a band

And he wears those cute Slushy Dawg clothes

One day he might propose!

[STACY]

Yas Candace! I just heard the news

I’m so happy for you

You two are basically meant to be

[JENNY]

Hey, Candace, man, way to go

Now just go with the flow

But let me know when I can be there to see

[CANDACE, STACY, JENNY]

When he gets down on one knee!

Oh my god, oh my god you guys

Candace Flynn’s gonna win the prize

If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies

Oh my god you guys!

[STACY & JENNY]

Oh my god, this is happening

Our best friend and Jeremy Johnson

[CANDACE, STACY, JENNY]

No more reading every text of his and trying to analyze

Oh my god you guys!

Oh my god!

[ISABELLA]

Okay, everybody signed

Good, now form a line

We’re gonna get an accomplishment patch

[ADYSON]

Let me guess, it’s across the street?

Where you and Phineas can meet!

‘Cause you think he’s really a catch

[ISABELLA]

Look, can we just dispatch?

[FIRESIDE GIRLS]

Oh my god, oh my god you guys

Isabella has butterflies

[ISABELLA, spoken]

Guys!

[FIRESIDE GIRLS]

Every single time she looks at him, she gets those googly eyes

Oh my god you guys

[ISABELLA, spoken]

Shh, I do not!

[HOLLY]

You and Phineas were meant to be

[ISABELLA]

I don’t think he even notices me!

[GINGER]

They’re just like that couple from Avengers!

[ISABELLA]

Who’s the one that dies?

[FIRESIDE GIRLS]

Oh my god!

[ISABELLA, spoken]

Girls! Mission statement!

[FIRESIDE GIRLS]

Fireside Girls bestow

Troop Four-Six-Two-Three-One

Getting our patches so

Izzy hits a home run

[ISABELLA, spoken]

What?!

[FIRESIDE GIRLS]

Find him in his backyard

Ask him what he’s doing

And so he shows regard

Offer help with his fling

[ISABELLA, spoken]

That’s not—

[FIRESIDE GIRLS]

Repeat but once a day

Your drill is understood

As long as nothing frays

Our sacred bond of sisterhood!

Oh my god! Oh my god you gu-

*(Voice chatter)*

[MILLY, spoken]

Pinky, where’s Isabella?

*[Pinky barks.]*

[HOLLY, spoken]

She’s tired of us teasing her?

*[Pinky barks.]*

[KATIE, spoken]

She headed across the street?

*[Pinky barks.]*

[GRETCHEN, spoken]

She’s going to get a hideous tattooing?

*[Pinky barks.]*

[GRETCHEN, spoken]

Oh, sorry. She’s going to see what Phineas is doing

[FIRESIDE GIRLS]

*(gasp)*

Oh my god, oh my god

Oh my god, oh my god

Oh my god

[CANDACE, spoken]

It’s almost there…

(sung)

This dress needs to be refined

Make him lose his mind

But it can’t outright say I’m aflame

It’s gotta look somewhat casual, not

Like I overthought it

I can’t have him thinking I’m lame

Or our kids will be ashamed

Oh my god, oh my god you guys

The best day of my life is about to arise

For these past four minutes I’ve just wanted to soliloquize

Oh my god you guys!

*(Stacy & Jenny scream)*

[CANDACE]

So help me dress for my fairytale

Not too gothic and not too pale

[STACY & JENNY]

Girl next door meets pop diva meets goddess who’s been glamorized

[CANDACE, STACY, JENNY]

Oh my god you guys!

*(Construction noises)*

[CANDACE, spoken]

Excuse me –

Phineas! Ferb!

I don’t have time for one of your ridiculous inventions today. I’ve got a date to prepare for

[PHINEAS, spoken]

Okay. Have fun, sis

[CANDACE, spoken]

What’s that supposed to mean?

[PHINEAS, spoken]

It means have fun on your date tonight!

[CANDACE, spoken]

Don’t think that I don’t think I know what you two are thinking

[STACY & JENNY]

Oh my god, oh my god you guys…

[CANDACE, spoken]

You can build your obnoxious whatever, but Mom’s gonna see it when she gets home!

[STACY & JENNY]

Here we go for the millionth time

[CANDACE, spoken]

I’m not about to let my big day get in the way of bringing you two down

(sung)

I may be in love, but I’m not stupid. You’re glued to my eyes

[STACY, spoken]

Oh my god!

(sung)

Candace, honey, remember your date

All this busting can wait

[JENNY]

And it’s not like they have any harm planned

[ISABELLA]

Hey Phineas, whatcha doin’ now?

Something that’s gonna wow?

[PHINEAS]

Yeah, we,’re making a laser tag land

And we sure would love a hand!

[ISABELLA]

Oh my god, oh my god you guys

[CANDACE]

Hey, this one’s perfect and it’s just my size!

[CANDACE & ISABELLA]

See, dreams really do come true; you never have to compromise

Oh my god!

[STACY, JENNY, FIRESIDE GIRLS]

Oh my -

Oh my god! Oh my god you guys

Love’s in the air so we gotta reprise

If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies

‘Cause we love you guys

[CANDACE & ISABELLA]

No, I love you guys!

[STACY, JENNY, FIRESIDE GIRLS]

Oh my god!

[CANDACE & ISABELLA]

Oh my god!

[STACY, JENNY, FIRESIDE GIRLS]

Oh my god!

[ALL GIRLS]

You guys!

(spoken)

Oh my god!