Peter (Nosferatu)

**Clan:** Nosferatu

**Sect:** Anarch

**Anarch Rep:** 1 (Flew the flag)

**Xiong Rep:** 1 (He tried)

* you weren't supposed to die you little runt. i miss you so fucking bad.
* Fratellino, sono solo una mezza persona senza di te. Ho intenzione di ottenere quelli che ti hanno fatto questo. Riposa con Dio.
* Domine Iesu, dimitte nobis debita nostra, salva nos ab igne inferiori, perduc in caelum omnes animas, praesertim eas, quae misericordiae tuae maxime indigent.
* KOUHAI YOU DIDN'T DESERVE THIS :( I'M SORRY I NEVER LET YOU TOUCH MY BOOBS.
* Fuck, man. What do I even say? You were my best friend, Peter. We were gonna hit Rio together. It's not going to be the same without you.
* G.H.L.P.
* *Mau dev* you should have called us. Any one of us, we would have come running. Yeah we gave you shit, you were the *ab*, but the *ab* means the whole clan comes to protect you. And you didn't... and now this is happening...
* Pumpkin Kids didn't do this to you, I promise, man. And Pumpkin Gang is gonna ally with GHLP and we're gonna find who did this to you, man. We're all one when we're in the dirt. RIP in peace, Peter.
* We surely belong to Allah and to Him we shall return. So lose not heart nor despair

### Rumors

* The other Nosferatu call him "Little", even though he's 5'11.
	+ IT'S BECAUSE OF HIS DICK HA HA!!!!
	+ *Everybody* calls him "Little Peter" *now*... #ghlp
	+ It's onna kinda cuz Pauly was born first.
		- Are they telling people they're *actual brothers* again?
			* They look IDENTICAL 'cept Paulie's taller
				+ Yeah that got LP laid out on the dirt by Nina for masking like Paul and trying to kiss her...
					- *Sure* he did, Vermouth . What is it with you and mind-control sex?
					- We like to still all the time hang out with guys who apparently tried to molest us using disciplines! It's cool! It's like a one-day ban at most!
				+ You mean they disguise themselves as the same guy? Or underneath?
					- They're Nosferatu, they all look the fucking same.
						* Are you *blind*, Earl?
						* WOW OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT THAT'S SOOOOO RACIST
						* dude what the fuck we do not all look alike you fucking racist
						* Hey Baxter ! Die in a fucking fire, chief!
							+ Is that you, Virginia? I think your dad's looking for you...
						* Ugh, Freddy should do us all a fucking FAVOR...
						* Hey Baxter I heard someone out in Reedley stole one of your dogs you should go retrieve it (haha get it), I'm sure you can soak were-bites!
						* Have you SEEN Mitnick 's six-pack?
							+ [REDACTED]
								- Sarah , *please* go get laid.
									* you offering, mitty 👀
										+ Sarah, *please* go die.
											- This is why he won't let you come to the house, chief.
										+ Baby just you catch him there at that leather club and see where the night takes you.
* ~~Informer for Bronze.~~
	+ *No he isn't*, they were just in the same place one time.
		- ~~Don't lie, yes you are.~~
	+ Ha. Ha. You guys are going to get me killed.
		- Ribbing aside, boys, I have never sent him to work for Bronze, so please, let's not make it any harder for him to get around at street level?
			* sorry chief
			* But does he know who all these Deputies are?
		- Your own foolishness and inability to stay silent when on a mission is what will get you killed, Peter. Go home.
			* I don't know whether I never should have said this to you, or whether this was an indication that I had failed you. Now we know which is the truth. I am sorry I failed you, Little Peter.

* Lives in the Sunnyside Warrens, but he's not part of Xiong's crew.
	+ (Because Xiong won't have his stupid ass).
		- *Dude.*
		- Say what you want, I seen him running messages for the Army nonstop since The Bronze vanished.
		- Toby said he's going to teach him how to drive.
			* So he don't have to lend you bus money any more fool.
			* As soon as finds a car he'll let you sit in, let alone drive him around in.
				+ "finds a car"
				+ Touly loan you money for a used car, kid.
				+ Does Toby even know how to drive slower than 40?
					- Are you fuckers seriously pretending you are going to let LP operate a motor vehicle after taking lessons from Toby?!
						* You know how long it takes him to *walk* to downtown?!
							+ Can't we just like get him a fucking Lyft account or something?
	+ Put on restriction once for dine-and-dashing on *Primogen* Freddy.
		- Dude, we didn't even *order* anything.
		- Young man, you could have had a respectable job you could have been proud of yourself for. Build some character. But no, you Millennials have to *shit on my lawn* like irresponsible chuckle-heads instead.
			* That's a pretty good impersonation, actually.
				+ Missing the sniffing and throat-growling, tho...
			* Peter heard the animals there are really neat, and wouldn't mind working at the zoo with the animals. It would be pretty cool to like, touch a rhinoceros, I bet.
				+ He says that's him in the polaroid petting the rhino, but who can tell them apart on film anyway?
					- Ah fuck off guy, he did it. I took the photo.
					- If anyone finds this photo I will pay you anything you want for it, a million bucks, my left leg, *whatever you want*.
						* I think I recognized someone on That Video, mijo, if I see him around I'll check his pockets for you when I'm finished.
				+ It's weird! I thought it'd be slimy, but it just feels like an old couch.
					- omg *why*
			* **#DontShitOnMyLawn**
				+ Sarah why's your dad so fucking weird
					- he's not my FUCKING DAD SHUT UP DEJA
						* z3r0 he literally said that to me and Allen though
							+ OCTOBER I THOUGHT YOU DIED
		- Show some respect, whelps, that's *Primogen* Freddy, to you!
			* omg Paul lol
			* yeah buddy he said that you were gonna have to come make up for stealing his pin. probably gonna have to pay him in ass or something IDK
				+ SARAH
					- PLEASE GO BUY A FUCKING SENSE OF HUMOR, WORF
						* Did you just call your fucking dad Worf
							+ DOES THAT MAKE YOU ALEXANDER
								- DEJA , JANET , SHUT UP!!!!!!!!
									* ***ALEXANDER***
										+ who taught reinier star trek lmfaooooooooooooo
	+ He's on restriction again or something: Special scavenger diet, just cold blood from dead things. Of course he bitches endlessly, but I'm sure he deserves it.
		- Because his fragile ass isn't allowed out to hunt anymore.
		- Barely does his Elysium duty anymore, Rave and Janet from the Downtown warrens have to cover his shifts.
		- Guess he's done his time, I seen him loitering around Ashford again.
			* We still gotta squeeze dead blood into a sippy-cup for him, though.
			* Yeah, he's back on courier duty, too. Guess Donnie's hard up for runners.
				+ Nobody sniffed him out *lately*.
* Hobby: reading.
	+ Reading isn't a hobby, Peter, it's called basic literacy. Just because you stole *Cats, Kittens, and Our Saviour Jesus Christ* from the overnight donation bin at the D.A.V. to read on the 26 because you can't see out the window from where you like to hide beneath the seat by the wheel, does not mean you are some sort of connoisseur of fine litera*toor*, okay.
		- Well Zora knows some books she thinks I'd like.
			* Didn't Dr. Seuss do a book about giggles?
			* It was just going to be one book, and the title would be: *If You Call Her Granny Again She's Going To Steal Your Teeth*.
				+ I can't help it, when I think about how old she is, it's like when your eyes adjust to the surface of the well-water, and you see how far down it goes.
					- Nervous, kiddo?
						* Fuck off, Paul, you're only like three years older than me.
					- And annoying her is a good idea?
					- She's eaten at least one annoying neonate before ya know
						* That doesn't make me *less nervous*, thanks.
							+ Weren't the point. Point was to tell you to hold your tongue so maybe she doesn't *drown you* for annoying her.
				+ "Steal" his teeth? More like "pull them out".
					- You're right: that's *robbery*.
			* yeah she's gonna recommend you, like, *Captain Underpants*
				+ She did, in fact, give me some *Captain Underpants*, but at least I hadn't read it before.
				+ Hey does anyone know if you can get *Captain Underpants* on VHS? Mitnick's PS2 doesn't play dvd's anymore.
					- You know you have to blow into them to get them to work.
						* Where exactly do you blow into a DVD Paul.
							+ The hole in the middle there, Earl.
	+ While he's grounded, Little Peter would appreciate any books you leave in Adorjan's office
		- Please stop him leaving harlequins, he's starting to talk all... weird.
			* Is that why he's been glaring at everyone *dramatically*?
				+ *"NARROWS HIS EYES INTENSELY"*
		- YOU GUYS NEED JESUS
			* Thanks for the *Jesus Christ, Boy Detective* book yo!
				+ HA HA
* So he's been artificially ramping up the ratings for Cathy's Donuts on all the delivery sites because he's the only motherfucker crazy enough to go to the fucking meth capital of the entire city to buy the (apparently actually good) food and deliver it to people.
	+ Yeah but from what I hear, he hasn't told any of the folks under him who are cutting him a portion to work the spot during the day what the code word is to NOT have them slip a baggie into the dozen box or noodles box or burger box, knowhaddamean?
	+ Lancer orders all the time, 'cuz he's too damn chicken to drive down there himself.
	+ I mean, if it takes sneaking in and out invisible to get me my Uber Eats in the middle of the night, then fuckit kid, **A+** will order again. I guess vampires *are* good for something.
		- Yeah the food *is* good though man, he's not lyin'.
* No, seriously, *has anyone seen Little Peter in the last three days*?
	+ Yes and how many years can some people exist, before they're allowed to be free?
		- The answer, my friend, is...
			* Too fucking soon guy.