Billy

## Billy Barris

**William "Billy" Barris** is a main character on *Farzar*. He is a hybrid mutant abomination created by Barry Barris, who used the body parts of several different animals and genetically spliced them together. He first appeared in "Welcome to Farzar". He is voiced by Dana Snyder.

## Biography

Billy Barris is an artificially gene-spliced creature created by Barry Barris, post-mental breakdown, using the body parts of several different animals and creatures. Since his creation, Barry has treated Billy like a son. In "Welcome to Farzar", Barry joined S.H.A.T., working as the team scientist and has Billy join along with him.

## Appearance

Billy is a genetically spliced conglomeration of many different animals, created by Barry Barris. He has a tan lion's head with an orange mane, a human left eye, and a protruding green frog eye with yellow a sclera, a pig snout, a giant yellow chicken beak with sharp, jagged white alligator teeth and a red wattle underneath, two brown lop ears which could either be from a dog or a rabbit, and two gray goat horns, that when polished clean, turn out to actually be penises. His body is a zebra's torso with pink nipples, a giant red lobster claw for his right arm, a green alien arm with three clawed digits for his left arm, and large blue and purple bird wings on his back. His lower body is a brown furry crotch, belonging to an unknown animal, which has a skunk tail, a reaper demon anus, an eagle talon for his right leg, and an elephant leg with a vagina on the bottom for his left leg. Additionally, Billy has several hidden genitals all over his body, including at least four penises, three vaginas, and a cloaca (not counting the ones previously mentioned). He also has a giant whale vagina hidden under the fur on his back.

## Personality

Billy usually avoids pronouns in reference to himself, instead referring to himself in the third person, similar to Ice Bear from We Bare Bears (e.g.: saying "Me Billy, hey.", instead of "Hey, I'm Billy"). Although he is generally idiotic and acts like a manchild, Billy can occasionally prove to be wise beyond his years and provide sage advice to his teammates. He is capable of recognizing and stating the obvious, such as when he believes Scootie's new big mechanical penis is a sign of the cyborg's insecurity over his loss, and the time when he knows that Daddy O'Baggins is actually Bazarack in disguise. He is also expertly capable of improv and flawless vocal impersonations.

## Relationships

### Family

* **Barry Barris** - Barry is the creator of Billy and he treats him like a son. Billy loves Barry with all his heart and Barry reciprocates the feelings. Their father/son relationship, as unorthodox as it may be, is one of the more healthy and functional relationships portrayed in the show. In "Save the Reaper Demons", Billy expressed frustration with Barry for how he designed him, thinking that it was completely inconvenient to be such an abomination but he later realized how much of a benefit his body really is and thanked Barry for it. In "The Great and Powerful Ozner", Billy felt sad about being ignored by Barry and started to auction himself as a sex slave before Barry came in to save him, apologizing for ignoring him before.

### Friends

* **Fichael** - Billy is friends with Fichael and is one of the only people in the show to actually show Fichael any actual respect. However, deep down, Billy does think a few negative thoughts about Fichael, that he's just polite enough to keep to himself, as seen in "Baz, Bangs, and Brains".
* **Scootie** - Billy considers himself friends with Scootie but Scootie does not feel the same way, explicitly telling Billy that he's not his friend and that he's a "Noah's arc-looking motherfucker" in "Save the Reaper Demons". Billy is still nice to Scootie and tries to help him out, as seen by the advice he gave him in "Robot Revolution" about how he should not put so much faith in his penis and instead focus on his personality. This was, of course, completely ignored by Scootie.
* **Zobo** - Billy is friends with Zobo and was the first person to find out he could talk in "Robot Revolution". Zobo was extremely rude to Billy and took him on a trip around town to cause destruction, madness, and mayhem. Billy advised Zobo to tone down the chaos but Zobo ignored him completely.

### Enemies

* **Bazarack** - Billy is the enemy of Bazarack, as he's trying to defend Dome City from him. However, he's had many friendly interactions with him. In "St. Pudchugger's Day", Billy teamed up with Bazarack to prove that Zobo was a chaos-celot and also played with a Farzar playset with him. In "War and Peace", Billy helped Bazarack, by writing him a speech for the Peace Celebration.

## Trivia

* Billy was discovered to have at *least* 22 vaginas, 5 penises, and 1 cloaca on his person.
* Billy has an addiction to stomping on things, dragging his foot on the ground, and tapdancing. This is because he has vaginas on his feet and he can masturbate this way.
* Billy is a master at voice acting as seen in "St. Pudchugger's Day", when he did a perfect voice impression of Bazarack, as well as a convincing trucker voice, and later a British narrator voice.
* In "Save the Reaper Demons", Billy laid an egg and out of it hatched a little baby version of himself named Billy Junior.
* He is the only one of the main characters who has neither a *Paradise PD,* a *Brickleberry counterpart.*