Key Episodes

*The time-line of Time Line Earth*

Extensive use of kayfabe has given Time Line Earth a reputation for being incomprehensible to anyone who hasn't listened from the start. This page is a list of key events in an effort to make it approachable for those who don't have unlimited time.

Also checkout the Running Jokes category for other recurring elements of the show that do not form any kind of story.

### The first episode

Fagcast 001 - Friendly Introductions, 7'th of March, 2018.

Car Campit and Birdarchist talk about some topical matters, their aspirations for the show (including Conspiracy Court) and establish Todd Takes thus unintentionally laying the grounds for a prank to be spoiled four years later.

### Aaron's first appearance and the debut of Conspiracy Court

Fagcast 005 - Conspiracy Court Gangstalking with @CapeCodPiece, the 21'st of March, 2018.

Future on-again-off-again host and maker of mayhem Aaron appears to talk about Gangstalking on an episode of Conspiracy Court.

### Paz's first appearance

Fagcast 022 - (Conspiracy Coven!) The Beast With No Neck with @MinarchCookbook, the 11'th of July, 2018

Future host of The Scarlet Thread Society and backup host of Time Line Earth Dexter De La Paz makes an appearance to talk about conspiracy theory culture and cryptids.

### Invention of the New Jersey Road Toad

Fagcast 036 - Road Toad Bro Science with @PeacefulTreason, 17'th Oct 2018.

In a discussion of cryptids a giant toad that dents vehicles in road accidents is made up.

### Dr. Zimmerman Hoffmeister is interviewed

Fagcast 051 - Inscrutable Adventurer, Zimmerman Hoffmeister, the 16'th of January, 2019.

The boys interview a guest who exist entirely in kayfabe. As one of Germany's oldest, a foremost cryptozoologist, Dr. Hoffmeister gives his insights on a number of creatures including confirming the Road Toad's existence. This episode would have been the corner stone of the prank the wiki was made for had Todd Hagopian not spoiled it.

### The origin of Moosing

Fagcast 069 - The Friends Against Weather Forecast, the 8'th of May, 2019.

In response to Mike Cernovich's book of dating advice "Gorilla Mindset" Car and Bird propose a passive-aggressive "Moose Approach". Moosing people becomes a long running catch phrase and philosophy of the show.

### Preparation for the first Chillderburg

Fagcast 075 BONUS - A Preparatory Guide to Chillderburg One (and dong jokes), the 6'th of June, 2019.

The official episode for listening to before the inaugural Chillderburg camping trip.

### Aaron becomes homeless

Fagcast 088 - The Glue That Holds the Glue Together, the 28'th of August, 2019.

Having left the navy in real life Aaron becomes another homeless veteran in kayfabe.

### The origin of The Bag

Fagcast 140 - The Bag, 29'th of April, 2020.

A discussion of sleazy reality TV leads to a running joke being established and a (currently down) social media platform being launched.

### The labour union ark begins

Fagcast 156 - We Become Leninists, 29'th of July, 2020.

An alliance between anarcho-capitalists and Marxist-Leninists (Diagonal Unity) against anarcho-communists and conservatives is proposed.

### GFYinc gets unionised

Fagcast 174 - The Boys Get Unionized, 4'th of November, 2020.

Aaron forces Car and Bird to become union members with him and also cuts everyone's pay despite nobody making any money.

### Picket lines are formed outside the studio

Fagcast 175 - Rolling Out The Rat Bag, 11'th of November, 2020.

The union protest against Aaron, Bird and Car not paying themselves.

### The original studio's destruction and Operation Timeline Earth is engaged

Fagcast 182 - The Timeline Weirdeth, 26'th of November, 2020.

Protesting reaches a fever pitch when the original studio is burned down (with The Elf inside) thus forcing the hosts to record the show while driving between other people's podcasts. In light of this Car decides it is time to launch operation Time Line Earth to relaunch the podcast in its present format.

### The end of Friends Against Government

Fagcast 183 - Infinite Expansion in Two Directions, 2'nd of December, 2020.

To prevent Aaron from ruining the show again Car and Bird form a new union against him while also inviting Aaron to a senior position in said union due to his expertise. While discussing their plans for the future they drive to the new studio, take some phone calls and announce that Paz has become a union member / host.

Fagcast ends with Car being forced to accept the existence of Road Toads when he runs one over.