S.C.H.O.O.L. Insurgency

Part of
 Location
 Status
* Death of Weed Bro, Weed Bro's father, and Armless Bro
 Belligerents
   UT1DF
**Aided by**:

    Cybernetic America
    Cybernetic Ukraine  |     S.C.H.O.O.L.
**Aided by**:

    Cybernetic Pakistan
    Major Rohan†
    Gabbar Bro
    General Bipin Rawat
    Manohar Parrikar (2014-2016, his RESIGNATION date.)  |     Genius Bro
    Weed Bro†
    Xander
    Weed Bro's Father†
    Abdul Khan Mohammad
    Rockin' Hair Bro
 Casualties and losses

The **S.C.H.O.O.L. Insurgency** is an ongoing guerrilla campaign and proxy war of the Second Cold War that has been waged by S.C.H.O.O.L. against the Cybernetic Indian government since 2016 with the goal of establishing a memearchist utopia and protecting Cybernetic India from normies. It is supported by Cybernetic Pakistan and the Donetsk People's Republic.

## Background

It all started when Narendra Modi was elected the honorable chairman of Cybernetic India. S.C.H.O.O.L. has listed Narendra Modi as number one on their hitlist and offers $500 million to anyone who manages to kill Narendra Modi. The Backward society of Cybernetic India was prone to be exploited by certain ideologies such as Hindutva, Islamism, Love Jihad, the anti contraceptive movement (people say c\*ndom to surpass the terrible profanity filters in India), the free Bob and Vegene movement, the no-water no-toilet no-job for the lower castes movement, and the anti feminist movement. The denizens of Cybernetic India have divided opinions over literally everything. In the 2010s S.C.H.O.O.L. was founded , sponsored by MS Paint and iFunny to promote its obscure ideology called Memearchy, which propagates quality memes for everyone, trolling, and the right to breed SPICY BOIS.
Since 2014, the Blowjob Succ Party division of the Dank Party has been reigning supreme in all the states, prompting S.C.H.O.O.L. to start recruiting in Uttar Pradesh province for an armed struggle, supported by Boris V.M.N.Y. "Gene the Emoji" Stalin, the bastard son of Joseph Stalin and the supreme commander of Cybernetic Nepal of the Troll Nepal government, who immensely contributed to the S.C.H.O.O.L. manifesto by tweaking his father's ideology.

S.C.H.O.O.L. was also funded by Cybernetic China under Xi Jinping, who sent for Weed Bro to mow down pro independence protestors in Hong Kong, and he got lost in a market. Weed Bro didn't know a thing about Asians and all of them looked the same, which made him rain down slurs at Asians.

Julian Assange's diamond emoji revealed this to Narendra Modi, who was enraged and recognized the Republic of China(Taiwan) over The PRC.
Weed Bro subsequently began plotting a full blown invasion of the allies of Cybernetic India, with Taiwan being
Taiwan's government pressurized Annoying Orange to take action against S.C.H.O.O.L. and the Taiwanese criminal underworld, who saw themselves as patriots, owing to their origin from the Criminal Heaven and Earth Society as well as the Kuomintang party, ordered hits on Indians living there.

The Triad Clans secretly collected tributes and controlled Establishments such as hospitals, schools and movie theaters, having considerable influence on Taiwanese society.

Circa 2016, Weed Bro was down with a mild fever, however he continued to exert himself and troll people. His hedonistic lifestyle began to catch up on him and his illness became more severe. Meanwhile, due to a sporadic inefficient uprising and Weed Bro's constant trolls against Asians, Xi Jinping withdrew his support to S.C.H.O.OL. . Weed Bro's Father signed a peace treaty with Taiwan. The Kuomintang split into two factions, one that supported the treaty, the other opposed the treaty. The Triads tried their best to stall the referendum and rig it, their attempts were foiled and the treaty was signed.
Weed Bro also happened to have a huge crush on a Taiwanese nurse, Carina Linn and requested treatment in the hospital she worked in, however luck didn't favor him as the hospital was controlled by the 14K Tan Triad Clan, who were bitter over the whole affair and thought of killing him

The Boss of the Triad organization used the hospital as a front for Heroin trafficking and thought they could poison him, but a hit on Weed Bro would attract massive retaliation and they would lose the support of the Sinaloa Cartel and the Jalisco New Generation Cartel, both S.C.H.O.O.L. supporters.

They listed all rooms in the hospital as occupied leaving no room for Weed Bro, and despite his pleas, turned his request down.

Weed Bro thought of declaring war on the Triads, but his father refused and an eavesdropper reported it to the Indian Police, who arrested several Triad members and associates and shut the hospital down. Weed Bro refused to be treated in another hospital and Carina's disappearance further enraged him. His fever started to take control of him and his sociopathic activities ran rampant. He wanted a full blown armed struggle, however his father refused and wanted to take over the isolated Arunachal Pradesh Province, bordering China. This started a long schism that would eventually lead to the death of Hakeem in the hands of his son. As part of Cold War 2 the Chinese started a siege on India's border and Tsar Putin, whose country has had good relations with India since its independence suddenly started warming up to Cybernetic Pakistan
Which led to India sever its ties with Russia. With the weakened Indian army and potential Russian funding, S.C.H.O.O.L. could take over India and manage to avenge the humiliation meted out to it by China.

With a new spirit, Weed Bro's Father called a complete Insurgency and struck hard.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.google.co.in/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://me.me/t/carina-linn&ved=0ahUKEwjNjfC11aXYAhVEP48KHYCfBhMQqa4BCE0wCg&usg=AOvVaw1VnPpUw2WuHhSpymB0ozjb
2. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/6gh9rt/weedbro\_murders\_his\_father\_and\_steals\_his\_car\_nsfw/
3. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/6rjsoz/bro\_is\_walking\_in\_his\_fathers\_footsteps/
4. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/6rlqdl/genius/
5. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/6u5eij/tina\_is\_dead\_update\_wiki//
6. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/6zaf5g/bulletproof/
7. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/72shsz/bro\_has\_zoothe\_conspiracy\_thiccens
8. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/7870jn/he\_passed\_lmao/