Lost THX Tex Trailer: an Anime Boxset

I was eating at my local Japanese restaurant. When I was leaving the building, I saw something by the door. It was a THX Certified Anime Boxset. The boxset's cover had characters from Super Bubbles, Pokémon, Fairy Tail, My Hero Academia, and How Heavy Are The Dumbbells You Lift? Super Bubbles is a game made by Bubbles Media. It isn't an anime, but it's art style was kind of inspired by anime. As I took out the things in the boxset, I found a hidden DVD. The DVD was called "The Rare THX Anime Trailer". I decided to put it in my DVD Player. As the DVD started playing, a warning message came up. It said:

"Warning. This trailer was made to promote the release of Doraemon: Nobita's Little Star Wars 2021. It has scenes not suitable for younger audiences. Viewer discretion is advised.".

"Oh boy." I said.

It showed a shot of Bubbles' house. Bubbles, Pogo, and the Fruits were watching TV. It then showed the news. The reporter said

"BREAKING NEWS: A robot is going around murdering people, so be on the lookout."

That's scary! You wonder if he's working for the Ghosts?" Said Bubbles.

"I don't know, but at least we have you and the Fruits." Said Pogo.

Then, Tex proceeded to smash through the backdoor.

"Hey there boys and Fruits! Who wants to play a game?" Tex questioned.

The Fruits made noises at Tex. Bubbles then said "We don't want to play any games, because of what you did to those innocent people!"

"Yeah! So wanna fight us?" Said Pogo.

Bubbles then started throwing the Fruits at Tex.

As Bubbles kept throwing, Tex got out a knife and started slicing them, whilst juice came out of the Fruits. Pogo got the pan on his head and threw it at Tex. Tex dodged it, and then proceeded to get out his moo can.

"Maybe you guys will like the sound of this." Questioned Tex. He flipped the can, and it opened up a fiery portal. Two red arms ended up grabbing Bubbles and Pogo, pulling them inside.

"Bye bye!" Tex said. He flew away. It cut to a shot of Ash, Misty, and Brock camping.

"Guys, do you have the feeling we're being watched?" Ash said.

"Yeah, I have that feeling." Misty said.

"Me too." Brock said.

Then, Tex jump scared the 3 out of nowhere.

"Hey there, kiddies!" Tex shouted.

"Oh no, it's that killer robot guy!" Ash shouted.

"It sure is!" Responded Tex.

Ash and the others then called their Pokémon (Pikachu, Togepi, Geodude) to fight Tex. However, all of their attacks failed, and they were all killed in the end. But, instead of fainting, just like the other Pokemon games and shows, it showed their corpses with blood everywhere.

"Well, looks like I killed your weird creatures." Tex said.

"Guys, let's run and tell Professor Oak about this!" Misty shouted.

The 3 ran away back to Pallet Town to inform Professor Oak about Tex. But, they were too late, as Tex shot them down using an AK-47. It cut to the guild building from Fairy Tail. It showed Lucy, Natsu, and Happy picking a job from the job board. Then, Tex dashed into the guild.

"Hey there, sparkies! Tex has come here to give you a taste of Tex's Steak!" Said Tex. Everyone ran everywhere screaming.

"Hey! It's that weird robot guy!" Said Happy.

"I knew this day would come..." Said Lucy.

"You better get out of here now, or you're gonna get into a fight you're gonna regret!" Said Natsu.

"Oh really?" Said Tex.

Tex grabbed a pipe bomb, and threw it on the floor. Lucy got the bomb to throw it at Tex, but he ended up dodging it, and the whole guild exploded with Tex flying away. It cut to a shot of U.A. High school. All of class 1-A was sitting in their seats, and All Might was at the front of the class, giving an announcement.

"All right class, listen up. A robot has been going around killing innocent people, and we have to stop him." Said All Might.

"That sounds really dangerous!" Said Mineta.

"I've also been hearing rumours about this guy appearing all over the city." Responded Mina.

Then, Tex crashed into the window, entering the classroom.

"Hey there, superheroes! You've all disrespected my logo, and now Texy here will have to give you a taste of Sexy Texy's Toast!" Said Tex.

"There he is! You guys get to safety, me and Uraraka will fight him!" Shouted Midoriya.

The rest of class 1-A ran out the classroom. Midoriya and Uraraka fought Tex using their superpowers. However, in the end, Tex got out a nuclear bomb, and blocked the door from the outside with a chair. He left laughing evilly. The nuclear bomb went off, and it showed U.A. High school blowing up, as glass went everywhere. It then showed Silverman Gym. Hibiki and Ayaka were working out. Then, they heard laughing.

"Did you hear that?" Hibiki questioned.

"I did. Wonder where it's coming from?" Ayaka replied.

"You don't think it's that robot, do you?" Said Hibiki.

"That's where you're right!" Said Tex.

Tex then came out of nowhere, scaring the two.

"So it was that robot!" Hibiki shouted.

"Listen, we aren't here to play games. We know what you did to those innocent people!" Said Ayaka.

"Well too bad!" Said Tex.

He then got out a gun and began shooting up the gym. People can be heard running and screaming. Hibiki and Ayaka then started running away. They ran through the gym, looking for places to hide. They then hid under a desk.

"Oh girls, where are you?" Cooed Tex. Tex then found the duo under the desk.

"Boo!" Said Tex.

The two girls screamed. Tex grabbed both girls by the legs, and exited the building. Tex then flew high in the sky.

"Welp, looks like you two can't go to the gym anymore, because your membership is cancelled!" Shouted Tex. He dropped the two girls on the floor. But, before they could touch the floor, the screen went to black. It showed the THX logo. The Bubbles Media logo was on fire, the GameFreak hot air balloon was deflated, the A-1 Pictures logo was broken to bits, the Bones logo was covered in blood, and the Seven Seas Entertainment ship looked like it had been bombed. Tex then flew down with the dead body of Komi from *Komi Can't Communicate*. He said:

"Hey there, anime fans! I have killed off all of your favourite anime characters, because they disrespected me and my logo! Before killing all these characters, I took the life of an ordinary high school girl! So, if you're afraid of me, Ghost, Team Rocket, Zeref, or Tomura Shigaraki, then we will find you, and kill you!"

What Tex said about taking Komi's life was similar to what he said about taking Nebbercraker's life in the banned Monster House trailer. Tex then flew away. He also dropped Komi's dead body.

Then, the deep note played. I can hear the screams of Bubbles, Ash, Lucy, Midoriya, and Hibiki.

The THX slogan "the audience is listening" dropped down. It faded to black. I thought the trailer was over, but a jump scare of Bubbles appeared, except, he had black eyes with red pupils, and blood was coming out of the eyes. I could hear very loud screaming.

The DVD ejected itself. I grabbed the DVD, and stored it away in my drawer.