Tiny Biter

## Plot

When Frankie is taken by Orion, Arion sets out help to get him back.

## Characters

* *Orion*
* Arion
* Frankie

## Script

INT. TOON TOWN - TOON FAIR - DAY

[Arion is shown walking into the fair with some of his siblings; Robert, Audrey, Jeremiah, Frankie, and Cleo. He smiles as he lets them all off to play, while he resides on a bench, watching them.]

Robert: "Jeremiah, Cleo, which ride should we go on first??"

Jeremiah & Cleo: "Scariest ride know to man!"

Robert: "Really?? Right, let's do it!"

Audrey: "Guys, I think you need to be careful!"

Jeremiah: "Why?"

Audrey: "Well, you could get hurt! Or worse.."

Cleo: "Or worse what?"

Audrey: "You know what I'm talking about!"

Robert: "So? Even if we get hurt we'll respawn a few seconds into the episode completely fine."

Jeremiah: "See?? Robbie gets it!"

Robert: "Thank you, brother."

[Audrey rolls her eyes as they continue bickering. Meanwhile, Frankie is crawling to a nearby cotton candy stand. He reaches for it in desperation, as he stands up and climbs on the stand, coming face-to-face with Orion. It switches back to the bickering siblings.]

Audrey: "Look, I'm the oldest so I have a say in what you do or not do!"

Robert: "Well technically I'm the oldest because I've been here longer than you have."

Audrey: "What?? But.. but that doesn't make sense!"

Cleo, Jeremiah, and Robert: "In Toon World it does!"

Robert: "Besides, Audrey, I told you. Even if we get hurt, we'll come back in perfect shape a few seconds later."

Audrey: [Rolls eyes and crosses arms] "Fine! Go ahead! Hey.. where's Frankie??"

[The four of them stop, as they begin to panic.]

Robert: "You lost the baby?!"

Audrey: "What do you mean I lost the baby?! You're the oldest, right??"

Robert: "Well.. well.. y- you're the tallest!"

Audrey: "Oh it doesn't work that way, pal."

Robert: "Yes it does!"

Audrey: "No it doesn't!"

Robert: "Does!"

Audrey: "Doesn't!"

Arion: "Alright, alright! What are you guys fighting about?? And.. and where's Frankie??"

[The siblings stay quiet for a long time.]

Arion: "Well??"

Cleo: "Audrey and Robert did it!"

Robert & Audrey: "Cleo!"

[Cleo shrugs, as Arion scratches his head.]

Arion: "Did what??"

Cleo: "Lost the baby!"

Jeremiah: "Not only that, they fighting too."

Arion: "Lost the baby... you mean you lost Frankie?!?!"

Robert & Audrey: "... Yes."

Arion: "How?! How can you lose a baby?!"

Robert: "Do you know how small Frankie is?!"

Arion: "Fair point.. but while we are standing here, Frankie could be in danger!"

Robert: "Then I say we start looking after lunch!"

[Arion and Audrey give Robert an angry glare.]

Robert: "Okay.. maybe lunch can wait." [Nervously laughs]

INT. ORION'S MAGMA LIMO - DAY - ON THE ROAD TO THE COLD MOUNTAINS

[In the car, Frankie keeps biting Linda.]

Linda: "Ow! This baby keeps biting me, Orion!"

Orion: [Sighs] "Just put him in the glove department!"

[Aiden in the back rolls his eyes as Linda puts Frankie in the glove department.]

Orion: "Do you smell that, Linda?" [Linda tries to sniff something] "That's the fresh hell scent of T-R-Y-M-F!"

Linda: "What, darling?"

Aiden: "Uh, I'm not sure that's the way you spe-"

Orion: "For days now I've been trying to take matters into my own hands and defeat Arion. And now I have! In subtle way of course, by taking Arion's infant of course."

[Frankie hisses at Orion, as Orion hisses back. Frankie looks unamused.]

Orion: "Arion's other siblings have been proven to be way to smart but this infant?? Hah! I finally feel alive!"

Aiden: "You've always been alive, boss."

Orion: "Shut up, Aiden! I'm sick of hearing you."

Aiden: [Rolls eyes] "Yes, sir."

EXT. ICE MOUNTAINS - DAY

[The group gets out of the car, as Orion exhales.]

Orion: "I'm on top of the world, Linda. Literally and figuratively at my peak!"

Aiden: "Technically, it's more of a plateau."

Chains: "Why are we on a mountain?? Aren't we going to the city??"

Orion: "We must've made a wrong turn at that fork. Somebody read the map wrong."

Linda: "It's not my fault, darling, you know I hate to read. And besides, you said you'd been there before."

Orion: "I was blindfolded! Stupid secret organizations and their stupid secrecy. Besides, maybe Arion will have more trouble finding us now. Ha ha ha!"

[Frankie rolls his eyes.]

Frankie: [Baby-talk] "You're stupid."

[Linda groans as Frankie continues babbling angrily.]

Linda: "This baby won't stop complaining no matter how many times I pinch him!"

[Linda pinches Frankie.]

Frankie: "Ouch."

Linda: "Do you see??"

Orion: "Hm. If Arion comes for this kid, all we have to do is burn and destroy Toon Town! And then laugh at their misery. Then kill the baby."

Frankie: [Baby talk] "We will stop you!"

Orion: "HA, HA, HA!! You'll never stop us, if that's what you mean."

Aiden: "That is exactly what he means."

Orion: "Well. We'll camp here for the night and burn it down in the morning. It's important to be well-rested before committing arson. Oh, and you should probably get those freaks out of the trunk."

[Aiden opens the trunk.]

Aiden: "Get out, freaks!"

Bert: "It's about time! We could barely breathe in there."

Bingo: "Aw, precious snowflake wants to breathe."

Brenda: "These icy winds are making my hopelessly contorted body shiver."

Fred: "Oh, my equally strong hands are equally in need of some mittens."

Aiden: "Yeah, well, your equally strong hands can go and chop us some wood."

Brenda: "At least we'll have a nice, warm fire."

Hayley: "Oh, no you won't."

Vanessa: "You freaks can't stay at our campsite."

Aiden: "Yeah, you think I had a nice warm tent my first night in Orion's castle? I had to sleep in the trunk."

Fred: "We did sleep in the trunk."

Aiden: "Go chop wood, freak."

Bert: "I thought working for Orion would be glamorous and fun, but in my short time in his employ, I have aided in kidnapping and murder, I have spent a bumpy ride in the trunk of a car, and I have had my self-worth degraded, undoing years of therapy. I'm beginning to question my life choices. And frankly, so should you!"

Bingo: "Aw, precious snowflake wants to question his life choices."

All: [Chanting] "Not like us! Not like us! Not like us!"

Orion: "Stop standing around. Idiots."

INT. CANDY WOLRD

[Arion, Robert, and Audrey soon fall out of the portal. They collect themselves and then stand up,  groaning and holding their heads.]

Arion: "Right, guys. Wait a minute... Candy World?! I thought we were supposed to go to Hell World?!

Audrey: "Wow, I don't think I've ever been here before! So much candy." [Spots a candy cave] "Oh, goodness! There's a candy cave!"

[Audrey runs into the cave as Arion and Robert facepalm.]

Robert: "Usually i'd be the first to run in there, but we're on a misson."

Arion: "Since when did you mature??"

Robert: "Since i followed Kenny on a science trip. Taught me alot."

Arion: "So that's why you suddenly now know how to tie your shoes!"

Robert: "Quiet, big bro! I'm big like you!"

**Arion**: "Okaayyy.. *[Voice sounds like Mario's]* Mr. I grow-a-two feet-a!"

**Audrey**: "Come on, guys! There's so much candy in here! It's like heaven! But with candy!"

[Arion and Robert exchange looks, as they walk into the cave, gazing around.]

**Arion**: "Wow. I wonder how they managed to do this."

**Robert**: "This is a cartoon. Anything is possible."

**Arion**: "That's MY line!"

[Suddenly, they hear footsteps. Lily comes into the light, wearing a candy crown and holding a candy wand.]

**Lily**: "Hm. Hello, cakesniffers."

EXT. ICE MOUNTAINS - DAY

[Linda is looking around, as she spots something. She picks up a pack of strange green cigars lying in the snow.]

**Linda**: "Look at what i found, darling! A pack of weird.. green cigars just lying about."

**Brenda**: "Smoking is very bad for you."

[Meanwhile, Frankie breaks a piece of ice from the baby jail and then escapes, crawling away.]

**Orion**: "I was mentoring my "minions", Linda."

**Linda**: "Oh."

**Orion**: "And Aiden was about to tell me his catchphrase."

**Aiden**: "Hey, the baby's gone."

**Orion**: "That's a terrible catchphrase."

**Linda**: "Hey, the baby's gone!"

**Orion**: "What??"

[Orion finds Frankie crawling beside their magma limo. He and Linda surround him.]

**Orion**: "Thought you could get away, did you? Well, you should know by now, it's my way or the freeway."

**Linda**: "Roadway."

**Frankie**: "Highway."

**Orion**: "Look around, you saber-toothed papoose. There's nowhere to run. You would never survive in the mountains by yourself. You've always had your irritating siblings to look after you. Well, not anymore. So if you want to survive, I'd be a little less irritating. Like that girl from.. some world."

**Linda**: "What kid??"

**Orion**: "It was way before your time, dearest."

**Linda**: "I don't care. Anyone who messes with my darling will get their eyes scratched out."

**Orion**: "What? It was a little girl. Short, fierce, adorable. What was her name again?"

### INT. CANDY WORLD

**Arion**: "Lily. The candy princess."

**Lily**: "Darn, right i'm a princess! What're you cakesniffers doing here?!"

**Audrey**: "What's a cakesniffer?? There's cake here?!"

**Lily**: "No, you inconsiderate dunce! A cakesniffer is what you call a LOSER. Or someone who tresspasses my place without permission!"

**Robert**: "Oh." [Sarcastically] "May we have permission to aboard your " palace", your highness??"

**Lily**: "No, it's too late! Hmph! What did you even come here for?!"

**Arion**: "Well, we were originally going to hell world..."

**Lily**: "Hell World?! For what??"

**Arion**: "Our baby brother got taken by Orion!"

**Lily**: "Wow, again? First Robert, now Franklin??"

**Robert**: "It was kinda our fault.. me and Audrey's."

**Arion**: "Y-eaah."

**Lily**: "Oh, sugarcakes and raisins. You expect me to help you don't you??"

**Cupcake**: "Lily, what's all the noise??"

**Lily**: "Cakesniffers!"

**Cupcake**: "Oh. No, not cakesniffers! It's just Arion and his siblings!"

**Arion**: "Correct."

**Cupcake**: "Well, what are you guys doing here??"

**Arion**: "We're looking for our baby brother, Frankie. He got taken by Orion."

**Lily**: "Yeah. To the mountains."

**Robert & Arion**: "The mountains?!"

**Arion**: "How do you know?!"

**Lily**: "Ugh, do i have to tell you everything?! I saw his limo barge through here and melt my ice cream tower! Then I noticed he was going to the cold mountains!"

**Robert**: "Why would he go to the mountains??"

**Lily**: "I don't know?! Stop asking questions, peasant!"

[Lily hits Robert on the head with her wand, making him dizzy as Arion catches him.]

**Lily**: "Anyways, you'd probably better hurry. I don't know where they are headed, but he must've got lost."

**Arion**: "Okay! Come on, Audrey! Stop eating the cave!"

**Audrey**: "Aw... but the candy's tasty.. can I at least take a lolipop??"

**Arion**: "Audrey, now!!"

**Audrey**: "Ugh."

[They soon start running out of Candy World, and head for the ice mountains.]

### EXT. ICE MOUNTAINS - DAY

[Frankie is trying to get water from a pond.]

**Linda**: "Look at that useless baby. It doesn't even know how to get water from a frozen pond."

**Orion**: "Look at him try to carry a pail. HA HA HA!"

[Aiden soon comes up to Frankie, holding an small hell baby outfit he made.]

**Aiden**: "Hey there, Toon baby. I uh.. made you an outfit. It's not much but it's better than those light colored clothes you've got on now. Orion would be furious if you froze to death before he could harm you first. So... what are you doing??"

**Frankie**: [Baby-talk] "Fish."

**Aiden**: "Hm.." [Breaks a hole into the ice. Looks at Frankie] "Hey, you've got um.. dirt all over your hair and face. Little gremlin."

[Aiden hands Frankie a clean rag, and Frankie cleans his own face and hair off. He smiles at Aiden.]

**Frankie**: "Yay."

**Aiden**: "Noo.. don't give me that look." [Quickly walks off]

**Frankie**: [Baby-talk] "I was talking to you!"

EXT. ARTIC VILLAGE - DAY

Audrey: "And then Cinderella told Prince Charmin that she's got an even more beautiful sister whose name is Audrey, so he married her instead. And then she divorced him and took all of his money. The end! Now, this is the story of Sleeping Beauty's even more adorable younger sister—"

Arion: "Audrey, please. This is the fourth story you've told and my head is killing me more than my legs!"

Robert: "It's freezing."

Arion: "Because we're in the artic, Robert."

Audrey: "And we're closer to finding Frankie!"

Arion: "Bingo."

Robert: "Hmph." [Makes himself glow] "That's better. And warmer."

Arion: "Had no clue you could do that."

[Suddenly, an artic villager approaches them.]

Villager: "Oh, hello there fellow artic friends! Welcome to the artic village! I'm Stanley!"

Arion: "Hi, Stanley. I'm Arion, this is Audrey, and Robert. My siblings."

Stanley: "It's nice to meet you all! Anything we can help you with??"

Arion: "Yes.. actually. See.. we're trying to get to the artic mountains but.. due to the episode plot we may need climbing tools."

Audrey: "Arion!"

Arion: "What??"

Stanley: "The mountains?? Of course! I can definitely help!"

Audrey: "Oh, thank yo-"

Stanley: "First! I want to introduce you to some other friends!"

[The three siblings groan and facepalm, as Stanley begins showing them to the other villagers.]

EXT. THE ICE MOUNTAINS - DAY

[Xander and The Demon Witch has arrived to the mountains, as all the Hell Kids are surrounding Frankie.]

Xander: "So this is one of the Speedy blue's siblings.."

Orion: "Yes! I took him from Arion and i'm keeping him as my minion. Look at how powerful I am."

The Demon Witch: "Hm. An infant servant. I had one of those myself before the schism."

Aiden: "The schism was a long time ago. That baby must be grown up."

The Demon Witch: "Not necessarily."

[Frankie looks at them with a slightly terrified expression.]

Frankie: [Baby-talk] "Not scared."

Xander: "You've caused asany problems as your siblings did, but we know how to solve problems don't we?"

[Later, Frankie is sitting by an empty firepit. Orion soon walks up to Aiden.]

Orion: "This is a great deal of wrong, for me! I am supposed to be at the top of the world! But instead those two show up and try and belittle me. Ugh- I need a stick.. or whatever this green thing is."

[Orion put the green cigar in his mouth and lights it, causing green smoke.]

Aiden: "You seem stressed, boss. Maybe you should rest. Maybe a short constitutional?"

Orion: "I don't have time to read amendments! Or whatever those are! I need to find a way to make my "minions" see I'm a raging success. Maybe If i put on a show?"

Aiden: "Maybe that's not a good idea. They seem to dislike your arts."

Orion: "Yeah, it's not a good idea. It's a stupendous idea! Maybe a little dance, little songs, something evil! What's more important than this??"

Aiden: "Probably breakfast."

Orion: "We'll have breakfast once the baby cooks it." [To Frankie] "And it better not be cold this time, Toon Baby!"

[Frankie just stares. Orion just walks over to him, holding the green cigar.]

Orion: "What kind of baby doesn't know how to start a fire?!" [Frankie slightly scowls at him] "Hm. Smoking is very, very bad for you."

[He hands the cigar to Frankie.]

Orion: "But only use it to cook with. Got it?? Hurry, I'm famished!"

[Orion walks away, holding up the cigar, in hopes of using the green smoke as a signal for his siblings. Aiden soon walks up to him.]

Aiden: "Hey, you're gonna use that oddly green cigar to cook salmon?? ... that's a clever idea."

[Aiden slightly smirks and walks away, as Frankie continues to hold the cigar up.]

EXT. ARTIC VILLAGE

Stanley: "And this is my sister, Revina! My little brother, Pipsqueak! And my fox, Rover!"

Rover: [Yips]

Audrey: "Aw! What cuties!"

[Robert turns his head towards the far away mountains, noticing a green smoke from the top.]

Robert: "Guys?? Guys!"

[They all look at him.]

Robert: "Look. There's green smoke."

Arion: "Green smoke??"

Robert: "Yeah. Coming from the mountains."

Audrey: "Green?? That's werid. Where could it be coming from??"

Robert: "I don't know. But maybe, just maybe.. It could be Frankie."

Audrey: "Frankie doesn't know how to make a fire! Not even a green one."

Arion: "You don't know what that baby is capable of."

Robert: "Exactly. We need to get up there now!"

Audrey: "Why can't we just teleport up there??"

Robert: "Well because if we teleport up there that means the plot would be moving too fast and then the episode plot would be ruined.. yada yada yada."

Audrey & Arion: "Robert!"

Robert: "Okay! Let's go- we're gonna need climbing gear."

Arion: "It was nice meeting you guys! But we have to save our baby brother!" [Arion takes a sled, ropes, and climbing tools] "See you around!"

[The three siblings head to the mountains, as Stanley and his siblings exchange confused looks.]

EXT. THE ICE MOUNTAINS - DAY

[Frankie has put the raw salmon on a stick, and is cooking it with the green smoke. He is also still holding the green cigar. Xander comes to realize as he looks at Frankie, noticing the cigar.]

Xander: "Oh, you fools!"

[He takes the cigar out of Frankie's hand and steps on it, stopping the green smoke.]

Xander: "What were you thinking giving a flammable device to the infant??"

[Orion hits Aiden.]

Aiden: "Ow!"

Orion: "How dare you give a cigar to a baby."

Aiden: "I didn't!" [Orion hits him again] "Ow!"

The Demon Witch: "It isn't a cigarette. It's a signaling device!"

[Orion hits Aiden once again.]

Aiden: "OW!"

The Demon Witch: "That baby just revealed our location!"

Xander: [To Frankie] "I thought you were a prisoner but I'm beginning to think you're a spy."

Frankie: "Goo-goo."

Bingo: "He doesn't sound like a spy, he sounds like a helpless baby to me."

Chains: "Yeah just listen to his baby talk."

Orion: "Oh, please. I've seen better performances by a chimp with a cymbal. He's just acting like a helpless baby. Babies are always plotting against people, this one is the worst. I would throw this little traitor off the mountain right now if i didn't have to wait for Arion."

Xander: "For what?"

Orion: "Well. Not ransom. But I want to see Arion suffer after his brother's gone."

The Demon Witch: "I thought you were smarter than this. Did Robert get away after you kidnapped him?"

Orion: ".. No. His brother saved him."

Xander: "What about when you kidnapped his other siblings?"

Orion: "He came to save them too."

Xander: "Very well. No matter how many siblings you kidnap, he's always gonna come and save them as long as they're alive!"

The Demon Witch: "Come, Orion. We would like to have a talk."

[Orion rolls his eyes and follows the two. The rest of the crew just look at Frankie.]

Frankie: [Baby talk] "Shiver me timbers."

EXT. THE BOTTOM OF THE ICE MOUNTAINS

[N/A]

EXT. ICE MOUNTAINS - DAY

[The crew are staring at a tent.]

Aiden: "It's been a while. I wonder what they're planning inside they're tent."

Bingo: "I hope it's a picnic. I'm starving."

Chains: "It's never a picnic."

Bingo: "Ugh. Lameee.."

Kamarion: "I joined this crew thinking we were gonna cause actual crimes and chaos, now i'm starting to think it's all one big joke."

Bingo: "Aw. Snowflake realizes his life is one big joke."

[Kamarion scowls at Bingo.]

Aiden: "They definitely killed those other broken freaks."

Bingo & Chains: "Dead as doornails."

Aiden: "What do you think they're up to, Toon Baby?"

[Everyone turns to Frankie, who is now inside a big birdcage.]

Frankie: [Clearly] "Twouble."

EXT. BOTTOM OF THE ICE MOUNTAINS

[N/A]

EXT. THE ICE MOUNTAINS

[Frankie rolls his eyes.]

Frankie: [Baby talk] "Humiliating."

Aiden: "Look I'm not too happy about it either."

Frankie: [Baby talk] "Re-run."

Aiden: "No way. This is totally different from when we locked you in a birdcage. This one's bigger."

Frankie: [Clearly] "Why?"

Aiden: "I don't know I think it's for catching birds and stuff."

Frankie: "Why. Help. Orion?"

Aiden: "You're asking why a teenager would engage in criminal behavior?? I'm a Hell Kid. You'll understand when you're older."

[Frankie peaks out the birdcage, as he sees Arion and Audrey, except Robert. Who has stayed at the artic village. Frankie looks up at Aiden.]

Frankie: [Baby talk] "Thirsty."

Aiden: "Oh we've got plenty of ice water."

Frankie: [Baby talk] "But I prefer something fizzy."

Aiden: "Hmph. I saw a bottle of lava soda sitting near the tent. But i'm not supposed to leave you alone."

[Frankie looks at Aiden innocently as Aiden raises an eyebrow.]

Frankie: "Ga-ga..?"

Aiden: "Ugh, don't give me that look..." [Sighs] "Alright, fine."

[Aiden soon walks off as Arion and Audrey quickly run up to the birdcage.]

Arion: "Frankie!"

Frankie: [Baby talk] "Where's Robert?"

Arion: "He's at the village. We're here to rescue you."

[Arion holds a toothpick and is trying to undo the lock, until they hear Orion's voice.]

Orion: "Oh, Toon Baby!"

Frankie: "Hide."

[Audrey and Arion quickly hide behind a rock, as Orion comes from out the tent to check on Frankie.]

Orion: "We've got a very demanding performance from you, young man."

Linda: "We want you to prepare a fancy, 5-star restaurant dinner! Tonight, we are celebrating -- something!"

Orion: "That's not all we're celebrating."

[Linda and Orion laugh wickedly.]

Orion: "Where's Aiden?? I told him to wait right here."

The Demon Witch: "You seem to have trouble controlling your minions."

Orion: "Oh yeah. I like to let them roam."