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Raven Securities

Raven Securities is a private military company and security contractor. One of the primary subsidiaries of Raven Industries, Raven Securities brings cutting-edge technology and special operations training to the private security marketplace.

## Raven Securities Arsenal

The Raven Securities arsenal consists mainly of Raven Industries products, though it utilizes other companies' materiel when appropriate.

### Small Arms

N80 Battle Rifle

N80A2 Combat Weapon System

Raven RK2 Charge Pistol

Raven RK3 Charge Pistol
Ford F-150 XL

The **Ford F-Series** is a series of trucks marketed and manufactured by Ford. In production since 1948, the F-Series is a range of light-duty trucks marketed as full-size pickup trucks, slotted above the compact Ford Ranger in the Ford truck model range. Since 1999, the F-Series also includes the heavier-duty Super Duty series, which includes pickup trucks, chassis cab trucks, and medium-duty trucks. As of current production, the Ford F-Series includes the F-150 pickup, F-250 through F-450 Super Duty pickups, F-450/550 Super Duty chassis cabs, and F-650/750 Super Duty Class 6-8 trucks. The most popular version of the F-Series is the F-150, now in its fourteenth generation.

## d20 Mecha Statistics

 **Ford F-150 XL**

**Length:** 17.4 ft. (5.31 m)

**Width:** 6.65 ft. (2.02 m)

**Height:** 6.41 ft. (1.95 m)

**Weight:** 4,275 lbs. (1,939 kg)

**Powerplant:** Gasoline; 290 hp

**Range:** 506 miles (814 km)

**Max Speed:** 130 mph (209 kph)

**Cost:** $29,000

**MP Cost:** 94

**d20 Mecha Statistics**

**Type:** Vehicle

**Class:** Pickup

**Size:** Huge

**Hit Points** 36

**Crew:** 1 operator, 2 passengers

**Cargo:** 1,700 lbs.

**Armor:** 5

**Defense:** 8

**Speed/Ceiling:** 130 mph (1,145 ft/round)

**Maneuver/Initiative:** -2/-2

**Systems, Accessories, and Defects**

**Accessories:** Burglar Alarm, Infotainment System, Stereo System

**Environmental Systems:** Climate Control

**Lights:** Headlights

**Defects:** High Ground Pressure, Noisy, Reduced Endurance (Several Hours), Road Vehicle, Volatile, Windows
AlisonMC Wikia

## Welcome to the AlisonMC Wikia

This is the AlisonMC Minecraft server Wikia! Here you will find everything you need to know about the AlisonMC server from mob drops to tips n tricks! If you haven't already come join us!
IP: AlisonMC.co.uk

## What to do!

Use the navigation bar above to search for anything you may want to know about AlisonMC from Weapons to Bosses and even Tips n Tricks! Also the texture packs used in the pictures are, Sphax PureBDCraft and for the weapons its the server texture pack!

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United States of America

The contiguous United States plus Alaska and Hawaii

5.6% Asian

2.6% Other/multiracial

1.2% American Indian

0.2% Pacific Islander

3% Unanswered

2% Jewish

1% Muslim

1% Buddhist

1% Hindu

1% Other

The **United States of America** (**USA**), commonly known as the **United States** (**U.S.**) or **America**, is a federal republic composed of 50 states, a federal district, five major self-governing territories, and various possessions. At 3.8 million square miles (9.8 million km2) and with over 325 million people, the United States is the world's third- or fourth-largest country by total area and the third-most populous country. The capital is Washington, D.C., and the largest city by population is New York City. Forty-eight states and the capital's federal district are contiguous in North America between Canada and Mexico. The State of Alaska is in the northwest corner of North America, bordered by Canada to the east and across the Bering Strait from Russia to the west. The State of Hawaii is an archipelago in the mid-Pacific Ocean. The U.S. territories are scattered about the Pacific Ocean and the Caribbean Sea, stretching across nine official time zones. The extremely diverse geography, climate, and wildlife of the United States make it one of the world's 17 megadiverse countries.
Tear Gas Grenade

**Tear gas grenades** are a type of grenade filled with compound **2-chlorobenzalmalononitrile** (chemical formula: C10H5ClN2), a cyanocarbon, commonly referred to as **CS gas**, which is used as a riot control agent. Exposure causes a burning sensation and tearing of the eyes to the extent that the subject cannot keep their eyes open, and a burning irritation of the mucous membranes of the nose, mouth and throat, resulting in profuse coughing, nasal mucus discharge, disorientation, and difficulty breathing, partially incapacitating the subject. CS gas is an aerosol of a volatile solvent (a substance that dissolves other active substances and that easily evaporates) and 2-chlorobenzalmalononitrile, which is a solid compound at room temperature. CS gas is generally accepted as being non-lethal. It was first synthesized by two Americans, Ben Corson and Roger Stoughton, at Middlebury College in 1928, and the chemical's name is derived from the first letters of the scientists' surnames.

## Mashup Rules

On the round that it is thrown, a tear gas grenade fills a 5-foot radius with a cloud of irritant that causes eyes to fill with tears. On the following round, it fills a 10-foot radius, and on the third round it fills a 15-foot radius. It disperses after 10 rounds, though a moderate wind (11+ mph) disperses the smoke in 4 rounds and a strong wind (21+ mph) disperses it in 1 round.

A character caught in a cloud of tear gas must make a Fortitude save (DC 15) or be nauseated. This effect lasts as long as the character is in the cloud and for 1d6 rounds after he or she leaves the cloud. Those who succeed at their saves but remain in the cloud must continue to save each round. A gas mask renders the target immune to the effects. A wet cloth held over the eyes, nose, and mouth provides a +2 bonus on the Fortitude save.

The price given is for a box of 6 grenades.
Ghost Recon

**Ghost Recon**, formally known as **Delta Company, 1st Battalion, 5th Special Forces Group**, is a Tier 1 Joint Special Operations Force of the United States Army, attached to the United States Joint Strike Force.

## Operations

Operations conducted by Ghost Recon are highly classified, to the point that the unit keeps no official roster and never appears on an order of battle. Ghost Recon specializes in deniable Advanced Force Operations, conducting covert and clandestine operations within denied or politically-sensitive territory with little or no support. These operations include direct covert action, reconnaissance, counter-intelligence, assassination, and guerrilla warfare, among others.

## Structure

Ghost units are usually organized into four member fire teams led by a Ghost Lead who functions both as the team's leader and primary point-of-contact with any support forces. The GST as a whole is organized into a company-sized force comprised of approximately 250 operators, though exact numbers are unknown.
Gage

## Dashiell Gagowski

**Dashiell "Gage" Gagowski** is an Afghan War veteran and arms dealer operating on the east coast of the United States. Gage is paralyzed from the waist down, but is nonetheless a master marksman and accomplished assassin, both skills that pale in comparison to his true passion - gunsmithing.

Gage served with the U.S. Army in Afghanistan from 2001 until 2007, when he was shot during a convoy ambush. His injuries gained him an honorable discharge, a Purple Heart, and a healthy case of PTSD. However, the injury that put Gage in a wheelchair came later, the result of a failed assassination attempt that severed his spine at the L4 vertebra. After his discharge, Gage took up the family trade - arms trafficking - and quickly discovered that he was a natural. Gage has a near-encyclopedic understanding of firearms, and his expertise is not simply academic, as he also hand-crafts and modifies weapons for more discerning clients.
Flamethrower

A **flamethrower** is a ranged incendiary device designed to project a controllable jet of fire. First deployed by the Byzantine Greeks in the 1st century AD, flamethrowers saw use in modern times during World War I, and more widely in World War II as a tactical siege weapon against fortifications.

Most military flamethrowers use liquid fuel, typically either gasoline or diesel, but commercial flamethrowers are generally blowtorches using gaseous fuels such as propane; gases are safer in peacetime applications, because their flames have less mass flow rate and dissipate faster, and often are easier to extinguish when necessary.

The military use of flamethrowers is restricted through the Protocol on Incendiary Weapons.

## Mashup Rules

A flamethrower shoots a 5-foot-wide, 30-foot-long line of flame that deals 3d6 points of fire damage to all creatures and objects in its path. No attack roll is necessary, and thus no feat is needed to operate the weapon effectively. Any creature caught in the line of flame can make a Reflex save (DC 15) to take half damage. Creatures with cover get a bonus on their Reflex save.

A flamethrower’s backpack has hardness 5 and 5 hit points. When worn, the backpack has a Defense equal to 9 + the wearer’s Dexterity modifier + the wearer’s class bonus. A backpack reduced to 0 hit points ruptures and explodes, dealing 6d6 points of fire damage to the wearer (no save allowed) and 3d6 points of splash damage to creatures and objects in adjacent 5-foot squares (Reflex save, DC 15, for half damage).

Any creature or flammable object that takes damage from a flamethrower catches on fire, taking 1d6 points of fire damage each subsequent round until the flames are extinguished. A fire engulfing a single creature or object can be doused or smothered as a full-round action. Discharging a fire extinguisher is a move action and instantly smothers flames in a 10-foot-by-10-foot area.

A flamethrower can shoot 10 times before the fuel supply is depleted. Refilling or replacing a fuel pack costs $275.
NowhereMash Wikia

## Welcome to the NowhereMash Wikia

This wiki is for the homebrew RPG system/campaign setting known as NowhereMash, a specific iteration of the Mashup 2.0 ruleset.

Disclaimer: As a great deal of the material presented here is fanon based on a variety of canons from a variety of contributors, very little of the material presented is 100% original.

## NowhereMash Setting

The NowhereMash setting is a modern science-fiction/fantasy setting based primarily on d20 Modern and the Marvel Cinematic Universe, with heavy influences from other settings. It is intended to be used with the NowhereMash iteration of the Mashup 2.0 Ruleset, which was created as a homebrew ruleset by the Coldwater Company Tabletop Gaming Association.

## Wiki Navigation

NowhereMash Setting

Canons

Organizations
Crossbow

A **crossbow** is a ranged weapon using an elastic launching device similar to a bow; it consists of a bow-like assembly called a *prod*, mounted horizontally on a main frame called a *tiller*, which is hand-held in a similar fashion to the stock of a long gun. Crossbows shoot arrow-like projectiles called *bolts* or *quarrels*.

Historically, crossbows played a significant role in the warfare of East Asia and Europe. The earliest known crossbows were invented in the first millennium BC, not later than the 7th century BC in ancient China, not later than the 4th century BC in Greece (as the gastraphetes). Crossbows brought about a major shift in the role of projectile weaponry in wars, such as during Qin's unification wars and later the Han campaigns against northern nomads and western states. The medieval European crossbow was called by many names, including "crossbow" itself; most of these names derived from the word *ballista*, an ancient Greek torsion siege engine similar in appearance but different in design principle.

In modern times, firearms have largely supplanted bows and crossbows as weapons of warfare. However, crossbows still remain widely used for competitive shooting sports and hunting, or for relatively silent shooting.
HMMWV

The **High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle** (**HMMWV**), commonly known as the Humvee, is a four-wheel drive military automobile produced by AM General. The Humvee sees wide use in the United States military and the GDI.

## d20 Mecha Statistics

 **HMMWV**

**Length:** 15 ft. (4.57 m)

**Width:** 7.08 ft. (2.16 m)

**Height:** 5.75 ft. (1.75 m)

**Weight:** 8,200 lbs. (3,727 kg)

**Powerplant:** Diesel; 150 hp

**Range:** 350 miles (563 km)

**Max Speed:** 70 mph (113 kph)

**Cost:** $50,000

**MP Cost:** 250

**d20 Mecha Statistics**

**Type:** Vehicle

**Class:** Light Utility Vehicle

**Size:** Huge

**Hit Points** 33

**Crew:** 2 operators, 2 passengers

**Cargo:** 2,500 lbs.

**Armor:** 6

**Defense:** 8

**Land Speed:** 70 mph

**Maneuver/Initiative:** -2/-2

**Systems, Accessories, and Defects**

**Accessories:** Tire Inflation System, Winch

**Communications:** Tactical Radio (Secure 2)

**Lights:** Headlights

**Defects:** Noisy, Reduced Endurance (Several Hours), Road Vehicle, Windows

**Mecha Armament**

**Mk 19 40mm Automatic Grenade Launcher**

**Damage:** 4d6

**Critical:** -

**Type:** Slashing

**Increment:** 120 ft.

**Rate of Fire:** A

**Magazine:** Linked (100 rounds)

**Size:** Huge

**Notes:** Automatic, Armor-Penetrating, Blast, Extra Ammo x2, Hardpoint, Exposed, Different Gunner
Demon Hunter

Demon Hunters are level 49 mobs located in the "Demon Hunter Village" in "Morgate" left of "JAD"s castle, nobody is sure what they are exactly, if they are mobs that hunt demons or if they are hunters that are demons! either way they are VERY powerful so be careful because these guys are a crack shot!

These hellish mobs have (#) hp and deal 100 dmg to a player without armour, upon death they give 69xp and 190 money

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Ford Taurus

The **Ford Taurus** is a full-size sedan manufactured by the Ford Motor Company. Introduced in late 1985 for the 1986 model year, six generations were produced over 34 years; a brief hiatus was undertaken between 2006 and 2007.

From 1985 to 2007, the Taurus was a mid-size car, offering front-wheel drive. The Taurus became a full-size car in 2007, adopting the Volvo-derived D3 platform, offering front or all-wheel drive. The Taurus was produced as a four-door sedan through its entire production, with a five-door hatchback station wagon offered from 1986 to 2005.

Many police cruisers in the United States are based on the Ford Taurus.

## d20 Mecha Statistics

 **Ford Taurus**

**Length:** 16.9 ft. (5.15 m)

**Width:** 6.35 ft. (1.93 m)

**Height:** 5.05 ft. (1.54 m)

**Weight:** 4,140 lbs. (1877 kg)

**Powerplant:** Gasoline; 288 hp

**Range:** 494 miles (795 km)

**Max Speed** 133 mph (214 kph)

**Cost:** $20,000

**MP Cost:** 98

**d20 Mecha Statistics**

**Type:** Vehicle

**Class:** Full-Size Sedan

**Size:** Huge

**Hit Points** 34

**Crew:** 1 operator, 4 passengers

**Cargo:** 425 lbs.

**Armor:** 5

**Defense:** 8

**Speed:** 133 mph (1,170 ft/round)

**Maneuver/Initiative:** -1/-2

**Systems, Accessories, and Defects**

**Accessories:** Burglar Alarm, Stereo System

**Environmental Systems:** Climate Control

**Lights:** Headlights

**Defects:** High Ground Pressure, Noisy, Reduced Endurance (Several Hours), Road Vehicle, Volatile, Windows
Luger P60

A P60 with and without attached suppressor

The Der Wölfe modernization of the Luger P08, the Luger P60 is a 9mm Parabellum machine pistol capable of firing either in semi-automatic or three-round-burst. However, the P60's toggle lock mechanism is finicky and prone to failure when the weapon is firing in burst mode.

## Mashup Rules

### Burst Fire

This weapon features a three-round burst setting. When used with the Burst Fire feat, it fires only three bullets instead of five and can be used with only three bullets in the weapon. This setting does not grant the ability to make burst fire attacks without the Burst Fire feat; if you use the setting without the feat, you make a normal attack and the extra two bullets are wasted. Because it does not have an automatic rate of fire, this weapon cannot be used to make autofire attacks.

### Unreliable Bursts

This weapon is unreliable when fired in three-round-bursts. When used in burst mode, there is a 5% chance of weapon failure, which can be increased by a number of other circumstances, such as age, damage, or unreliable ammunition (see d20 Modern Weapons Locker).

A character using an unreliable weapon checks for weapon failure before making the attack roll. If a d% roll is equal to or lower than the weapon failure chance, the weapon becomes jammed - the weapon cannot be fired until the shooter takes a full-round action to clear the jam.
Longinus

**Longinus** is an itinerant arms dealer and former African warlord who believes himself to be a servant of God.

Born Prosper Kouassi in a small central African nation, Longinus grew up to become a warlord and the leader of a rebel group that tore the country of his birth apart in bloody civil war. He was nearly assassinated by a mercenary he had formerly employed, and afterwards believed that God had given him a second chance. He was baptized by a local priest at the same spot where he was nearly killed, and was "reborn" as Longinus. However, the people of his country were unconvinced by his claims of redemption, and he was quickly chased out of the country.

Longinus traveled with various religious missionary expeditions, searching for the blood diamonds that he helped export during his time as a warlord. However, as he discovered more and more wartorn countries that resembled the land of his birth, he felt his true calling was to provide the tools necessary for the children of God to fight for their freedoms. Using some of the contacts from his old life, Longinus became an arms dealer, specializing in supplying the "good" side of civil wars with the goods to fight their oppressors.
Gatherers of Light

The Gatherers of Light is a doomsday cult and armed terrorist organization active in eastern Texas. They draw heavily on the teaching of Joseph Seed's Project at Eden's Gate, though the Gatherers of Light focus far more on the use of black magic to bring about the apocalypse themselves rather than rely on nuclear war.

Their leader, Ezekiel Buckner, claims to have once been a member of the Illuminati, and fled to rural Montana, and Eden's Gate, to escape assassination by the Illuminati after his intentions to leave the secret society became known. After the Project at Eden's Gate was disbanded following the Hope County War, Buckner took what he learned there, combined it with his knowledge of the Illuminati and black magic, and migrated to Texas to form a group of his own.

The Gatherers' primary training camp is Camp Greystone, a former summer camp on the shores of Lake Greystone in Golan County, Texas.

Like the Project at Eden's Gate, the Gatherers of Light utilize Bliss flowers and Bliss-derived drugs in their indoctrination practices, and use Bliss Angels as manual laborers.
Sword Cane

A **sword cane** consists of a light, slender blade concealed within a walking cane that serves as the blade's scabbard.

The blade can be drawn as a swift action (or a free action with the Quick Draw feat). An observer must succeed at a DC 20 Perception check to realize an undrawn sword cane is a weapon; the DC decreases to 10 if the observer is able to handle the weapon.
Der Wölfe

Der Wölfe is a Nazi remnant group focusing in advanced scientific and paranormal research lead by former Nazi general Wilhelm Strasse as a method of continuing his research after losing governmental support.

## History

Founded by SS Obergruppenführer (General) Wilhelm "Deathshead" Strasse after the Axis defeat in World War II, Der Wölfe's primary reason for existing is to continue the scientific and paranormal research its founders were performing before the defeat of the Third Reich. Comprised of the remnants of two secret Schutzstaffel divisions, the SS Special Projects Division and the SS Paranormal Division, as well as members of the SS Black Guard that had been assigned to those divisions.

## Castle Wolfenstein

Initially forced to abandon their base at Castle Wolfenstein in the face of invading Allied Forces, the founding members of Der Wölfe used stolen Nazi gold and proceeds from the sale of their stockpiled military materiel to purchase the castle in the name of a private historical collector. Using the cover identity of the "Wulfburg Historical Preservation Society", Der Wölfe slowly reestablished itself within the castle. The castle has since become their primary base of operation, with the groups cover identity and the castle's remote location serving to maintain Der Wölfe's secrecy.

## Der Wölfe Arsenal

While Der Wölfe is technically a remnant group, their wealthy financiers and the scientific talents of its leadership have allowed them to design and manufacture a number of weapons and other materiel that makes them stand apart from other Nazi-sympathetic groups.

### Small Arms

Luger P60

MG-46

Schockhammer-59

StG-62

StG-62/S
Detonating Cord

**Detonating cord** (also called **detonation cord**, **detacord**, **det. cord**, **detcord**, **primer cord** or **sun cord**) is a thin, flexible plastic tube usually filled with pentaerythritol tetranitrate (PETN, pentrite). With the PETN exploding at a rate of approximately 6400 m/s, any common length of detonation cord appears to explode instantaneously. It is a high-speed fuse which explodes, rather than burns, and is suitable for detonating high explosives. The velocity of detonation is sufficient to use it for synchronizing multiple charges to detonate almost simultaneously even if the charges are placed at different distances from the point of initiation. It is used to reliably and inexpensively chain together multiple explosive charges. Typical uses include mining, drilling, demolitions, and warfare.

## Mashup Rules

The information in the infobox represents a 50-foot length. A length of detonating cord can be spread out to pass through up to ten 5-foot squares. When this is the case, it deals the indicated damage to all creatures in each 5-foot square through which it passes.

It can also be doubled up; for each additional 5 feet of cord within a single 5-foot square, increase the damage by +1d6 to a maximum of +4d6.

Detonating cord requires a detonator to set it off. It is considered to be a simple explosive for the purposes of using a Craft (chemical) check to manufacture it.
Bliss Powder

Bliss powder is the solid form of the hallucinogenic drug Bliss. It consists of a fine white powder similar in appearance to cocaine, and like cocaine is imbibed by snorting through the nose.

## Effects

Bliss powder, like all Bliss and Bliss derivatives, induces a psychedelic, euphoric hallucination known as The Bliss. While under the effects of Bliss powder, the subject experiences a state of delirium and are rendered completely unaware of their surroundings. During this time, the subject becomes highly suggestible, suffering a -6 penalty to all mind-affecting effects with the exception of fear effects, to which the subject becomes immune.

The Bliss is a magically-fueled hallucination that, while dangerous and unreliable, often provides useful, if cryptic, information. The Bliss acts similarly to an *augury* spell, but the user has no control over the information given and only has a 60% chance of receiving meaningful information.

Repeated use of Bliss powder causes the subject to have difficulty concentrating, as well as experiencing severe depression when not under its effects, often resulting in an overwhelming desire to return to The Bliss.

A Bliss powder user whose Wisdom is reduced to 0 permanently loses all higher brain functions and enters an irreversible zombie-like state. The victims of this state have no free will, but can be directed by others in largely the same way as mindless undead, though the director must have extensive knowledge of Bliss in order to control them. The Project at Eden's Gate, the doomsday cult that originally developed Bliss, referred to these victims as "Angels" and utilized them as slave labor, as have many similar groups.
James Solomon

General **James Solomon** is an American army officer who is the Chief Commander of the Global Defense Initiative.

## History

Solomon graduated from West Point and completed the US Army Ranger School program. In the late 1990s, after serving in the US military, Solomon transferred to the Global Defense Initiative. A very competent officer, Solomon proved his worth in early encounters with the Brotherhood of Nod, and rose quickly in rank, eventually becoming the Chief Commander of the GDI.
Volvo V60

The **Volvo V60** is a compact luxury wagon produced by Volvo Cars related to the S60. The vehicle was first released in Autumn 2010, facelifted in 2014, and is in its second generation since 2019.

The second generation V60 was launched in 2018 based on the Volvo Scalable Product Architecture platform. Both generations feature a "Cross Country" variant with an increased ride height.

The second generation Volvo V60 is based on the Volvo SPA Platform, like the saloons Volvo S60, Volvo S90, and the SUV'S Volvo XC60 and Volvo XC90. It went on sale in July 2018. The V60 is built in both Sweden and Belgium. In the U.S., the V60 is available with three gasoline powertrains, dubbed T5, T6 AWD and T6 AWD Twin Engine.  In Europe, Volvo offers two gasoline engines, two diesel engines, and two plug-in hybrid powertrains to choose from.

## d20 Mecha Statistics

 **Volvo V60**

**Length:** 15.6 ft. (4.75 m)

**Width:** 6.06 ft. (1.84 m)

**Height:** 4.71 ft. (1.43 m)

**Weight:** 3,798 lbs. (1,722 kg)

**Powerplant:** Gasoline; 250 hp

**Range:** 540 miles (869 km)

**Max Speed:** 131 mph (210 kph)

**Cost:** $41,000

**MP Cost:** 104

**d20 Mecha Statistics**

**Type:** Vehicle

**Class:** Station Wagon

**Size:** Huge

**Hit Points** 34

**Crew:** 1 operator, 4 passengers

**Cargo:** 425 lbs.

**Armor:** 5

**Defense:** 8

**Speed:** 131 mph (1,150 ft/round)

**Maneuver/Initiative:** +0/-2

**Systems, Accessories, and Defects**

**Accessories:** Burglar Alarm, Infotainment System, Luxurious Décor, Stereo System

**Environmental Systems:** Climate Control

**Lights:** Headlights

**Defects:** High Ground Pressure, Noisy, Reduced Endurance (Several Hours), Road Vehicle, Volatile, Windows
Ouais mais bon

Ouais Mais Bon is a useless webpage. It is a Swiss/French website featuring only three images of drawn men that speak (in French) when hovered over or clicked with the cursor. The first says 'ouais' *(yes)*, the second says 'mais' *(but),* and the last says 'bon' *(good).* At first identical, each man's mouth/expression changes with its speech to exaggerate its word's pronunciation.

The original used flash, with the voices even lower pitched.

There is a different version who had different voices.
Corndog on Corndog

Corndog on Corndog is one of the many useless sites. It wasn't popular until it was used in the useless web.

## Content

When entering this site, you will see an image of two corndogs on a plate, while mustard is on the plate. Music plays when you click on the image, The song that plays is Le Lis - Billy Cobham.

## History

The site was made in 2011 simply with the image. It didn't contain music until 2012, which the website was updated to include a flash file of the music. Sometime later in 2015, the site removed the flash file and the music played when you clicked the image. The site remains unchanged to this day.
OMFG

**This article is a disambiguation page for OMFG**

The following is a list of links to pages that might share the same title.

Please follow one of the disambiguation links below or search to find the page you were looking for if it is not listed. If an internal link led you here, you may wish to change the link to point directly to the intended article.

OMFG may refer to...

* OMFGDOGS
* OMFGCATS
Pug in a rug

## Puginarug.com

Pug in a rug is one of the many useless sites.

This website shows a pug in a rug, hence the name. The pug will point at whatever the viewer's pointer is at. The website says how many seconds has the viewer been on the website. The website also says the grade of you. Once you go on it you must worship the pug or else you die so honor the pug forever.
The useless web Wikia

## About The Useless Web Wiki

Welcome to The Useless Web wiki! This website will tell you everything about this website; and what websites it brings you to!

This wiki can be edited by anyone, *(though if vandialised, that's not very good, is it?)* and you can help! All you need to do is make an account-- and then you can help edit the quality of this wiki :D

## What is The Useless Web?

The useless web *(linked above)* is a website that brings you (OBVIOUSLY) to a useless website! I don't know why, but it is quite satisfying.

## Staff

.> Orteil 'TOE' 'aka Dead'. Anyone else claiming to be me will be banned from this wiki.
HEEEEY and HOOOO

Do not remove the headings.

*`"This site gets over 1 million visitors a month, every month, for like a decade. It's crazy."
- Description on Mike Bodge's official website.`*
HEEEEY and HOOOO are two useless websites. The site was famous for its humorous nature.

## Content

When entering this site, it would show simple text saying "HEEEEEEEEEEEY!" and then after 0.95 seconds, the website will switch to "HOOOOOOOOOOO!" and it keeps switching forever.

In The Old Version. The Color For "HEEEEEEEEEEEY!" was low green. The old version of "HOOOOOOOOOOO!" was also baby blue. There were also sounds on the websites. There were also hands that matched the colors.

## Trivia

* This is the only website that switches to another website.
Sam Fisher

**Samuel "Sam" Fisher** is a decorated former Navy SEAL operator and CIA paramilitary ops/clandestine officer, and current Operations Coordinator of Third Echelon.

Sam Fisher was born on 17th April, 1957, and grew up in the Baltimore suburb of Towson, Maryland. His father was a case officer for the CIA who worked undercover in Moscow during the Cold War. While not much is known of his childhood, it is known that Sam attended a military boarding school after the death of his parents when he was a child and that he majored in Political Science while at the U.S Naval Academy.

Acknowledged as one of the finest Servicemen in his lifetime, Fisher was a highly-decorated commissioned officer of the United States Navy, where he attained the rank of Lieutenant Commander (O-4) while serving as an operator within the U.S. Navy's elite SEAL Teams, where he participated and led various special operations in the Persian Gulf, Bolivia, Colombia, Senegal, Kosovo and various other crisis points around the world. Sam spent nearly three years (2 years, 11 months) as an intelligence analyst, and was awarded the Defense Distinguished Service Medal. He was honorably discharged from the Navy in 1996.

In 2003, Fisher was recruited to Third Echelon by its Operations Coordinator, Irving Lambert, and was trained as the agency's first "Splinter Cell" operative. He undertook missions in the Splinter Cell program from 2004 through 2012, when he was promoted to Operations Coordinator after Lambert assumed the role of Director.

As a former Splinter Cell field agent, Fisher is trusted with nearly complete autonomy. This has led him to significantly redefine the role of Operations Coordinator, and often takes to the field himself, coordinating Third Echelon missions from his mobile base of operations aboard the *Paladin*, a heavily modified military transport plane.
Falling Falling

### Title

collection of hampus lindwall, falling falling .com by rafaël rozendaal, 2011. sound by gloumouth1

### Link

fallingfalling.com

**Falling Falling** is an animated image site, made by artist Rafael Rozendaal.

## Content

Entering this page will show colored rectangles fall of different colors. When you click anywhere, an airplane falling sound will play.

## Trivia

* The airplane falling sound is called a Shepard Tone.
Nothing Ever Happens

**Nothing Ever Happens** is a song sung by Rachel Platten on the album Be Here.

## Lyrics

She dreams of where she's never been
Her story starts where it should end
And she keeps a bible close
And folds the pages down she needs the most
Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm

The faded walls are closing in
So in her head she leaves again
And they've painted ceilings blue and green
And brilliant colors she's never seen

And nothing ever happens if you stay in your room
Nothing ever happens if you leave the party too soon
You'll never be a winner if you're not in the game
Nothing ever happens if you always play it safe
Make a little space and get out of your own way

A ticket out sits on her shelf
But gathers dust upon itself
Cause chasing chance is for the brave
Maybe soon she'll feel that way

But nothing ever happens if you stay in your room
Nothing ever happens if you leave the party too soon
Nothing ever happens if you don't get hurt
Nothing ever happens if you never get dirty
Make a little space and go on, get out
Go on, get out

Leave what you don't need
You're free and the pieces will fall into place
You and you only
Who can make a little space and... and get out of your own way
Eh eh eh 4x

She sees the sunlight through the cracks
It's only her who holds her back and...
And so she takes her deepest breath
Shuts the door and walks down the steps

And nothing ever happens if you stay in your room
Nothing ever happens if you leave the party too soon
Nothing ever happens if you're not in the game
And nothing ever happens if you always play it safe
Make a little space and get out of your own...

Oh, get out of your own way
Get out of your own
Oh, get out of your own way
Get out of your own way
Ohh oh oh oh ohh
Dogs are the most moe

Dogs are the most moe is one of the useless websites.
It depicts the Annoying dog from the popular indie game UNDERTALE alongside text reading: PET THE DOG!!!!!! and a counter counting how many times you pet the dog.

Each time you click on the dog, the pet counter goes up by 1, after 11 pets the dog starts spinning, increasing in speed the more you pet.

The site no longer works and has since been expired.
Leekspin

Leekspin is one of the many useless websites. It is a safe for work parody of a shock site.

## Content

When entering this site, you will see a video of Orihime Inoue from Bleach holding a leek with text saying "Play". When pressing "play", Orihime spins the leek while playing the music of the Finnish folk song "Ievan Polkka". This also was an internet meme. The website was previously flash, but was preserved by surge.sh. The website is also available at leekspin.surge.sh.[1]
Don't Wanna Be Here

**Don't Wanna Be Here** is a song sung by Rachel Platten on her album Be Here.

## Lyrics

Shut up; you don't have to say anything.

It was my fault, my fault all along.

I dig in my heels and I can't let it go.

I just feel like this city's not my home.

My heart is a cage.

And my bones feel so strange.

Do I have to break down to break through?

Get lost to get where I need to.

Is this really what I agreed to?

Right now, nothing's clear.

And I just know I don't want to be here.

And I just know I don't want to be here.

I said: I'm staring at you.

Well now, you know how I feel.

Shaking, I'm shaking like salt.

If I'm stable as a stick.

I'll die now I might.

I'm sorry if I sometimes go off.

The streets are quicksand.

I would stay, but I can't.

Do I have to break down to break through?

Get lost to get where I need to.

Is this really what I agreed to?

Right now, nothing's clear.

And I just know I don't want to be here.

[vocalizing]

I'll come back; I will return.

A better firend, no tremors.

No tidalwaves, then...

Do I have to break down to break through?

Get lost to get where I need to.

Is this really what I agreed to?

Right now, nothing's clear.

And I just know I don't want to be here.

Do I have to break down to break through?

Get lost to get where I need to.

Is this really what I agreed to?

Right now, nothing's clear.

And I just know I don't want to be here.

And I just know I don't want to be here.
Compound Bow

A **compound bow** is a bow that uses a levering system, usually of cables and pulleys, to bend the limbs. The pulley/cam system grants the user a mechanical advantage, and so the limbs of a compound bow are much stiffer than those of a recurve bow or longbow. This rigidity makes the compound bow more energy-efficient than other bows, as less energy is dissipated in limb movement. The higher-rigidity, higher-technology construction also improves accuracy by reducing the bow's sensitivity to changes in temperature and humidity.

The compound bow was first developed in 1966 by Holless Wilbur Allen in North Kansas City, Missouri, and a US patent was granted in 1969. The compound bow has become increasingly popular. In the United States, the compound is the dominant form of bow.
Skulltrumpet.com

Do-doot!

**Skulltrumpet.com** is a website made in 2014.

## Content

When entered, a skeleton with a trumpet can be seen, using it. Each time it Doots, the Doot count increases. You can also click on it.

It should be noted that it was originally a sprite that was first introduced through 3D Movie Maker, a computer graphics software program developed and released by Microsoft's "Microsoft Kids" subsidiary in 1995.
RRR GGG BBB

RRR GGG BBB (or RGB) is one of the useless websites, who was made by Mr. Boonstra. The site was made in 2011.

## Content

This website is an Image Website that if you move the mouse on the letters, a robotic voice will say ARRR GEEEE BEEEE (RGB).

## Trivia

* There wasn't an archive of the flash file, which means it cannot be downloaded. However, if ruffle is downloaded, it will work. There isn't any copy of the file though.
FN FAL

The **FAL**, or ***Fusil Automatique Léger*** ("Light Automatic Rifle"), is a semi-automatic/selective fire battle rifle produced by the Belgian armaments manufacturer Fabrique Nationale de Herstal (FN). During the Cold War it was adopted by many North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) countries, with the notable exception of the United States. It is one of the most widely used rifles in history, having been used by more than 90 countries.

The FAL was predominantly chambered for the 7.62×51mm NATO round (although originally designed for the .280 British intermediate cartridge) and because of its prevalence and widespread use among the armed forces of many NATO countries during the Cold War it was nicknamed "The right arm of the Free World".
Belltower Associates

**Belltower Associates**, also known as **Belltower Group**, is an umbrella group of private military contractors who provide private military and security solutions.

### History

The company was founded by Roger St. John-Ffolkes, a British Army officer.  The company was incorporated in 1997 beginning life as a security consultant and close protection agency, and is now a registered United Nations contractor, offering specialist security and risk management solutions to counter extreme threats, along with exfiltration, K&R, threat neutrality operations and quick react symphonic defenses.
Bury me with my money

Bury me with my money is one of the websites that can be obtained off of The Useless Web.

## Content

It features a man falling from a sky, with their money falling out of their pocket, then the man saying "Bury me with my money", which then repeats infinitely in different areas of the screen, based on the cursors location.
Whole Heart

**Whole Heart** is a song written and sung by Rachel Platten, on Waves.

## Lyrics

There's so much I don't know about you and I'm dying to

Tackle the recent obstacle that's keeping me from you

We were at the beach and you were hiding on your phone

You said nothing's wrong, but something's wrong

You know my insecurities are always there alone

And I can show my weaknesses, it's something to be proud

God, it'd be so beautiful to see that side of you

All the messy parts, every part, your whole, whole heart

So come on, baby, open up

I swear you won't be sorry

You know I never ever judge

I swear you won't be sorry

Ooh, nah nah nah, ooh, nah nah nah

I want your whole, whole heart, give me that

Ooh, nah nah nah, ooh, nah nah nah

I want your whole, whole heart, lay it on me

There's something in your head that you can't seem to get around

Ghosts of past relationships that only let you down

Tell me all your darkest secrets, baby, try me out

I'll walk you through, just me and you

You doubt I could be your safety net

What now? Why don't you just love me?

And why doubt all all of my intentions?

You got my attention, my whole, whole heart

So come on, baby, open up

I swear you won't be sorry

You know I never ever judge

I swear you won't be sorry

Ooh, nah nah nah, ooh, nah nah nah

I want your whole, whole heart, give me that

Ooh, nah nah nah, ooh, nah nah nah

I want your whole, whole heart, lay it on me

You doubt I could be your safety net

What now? Why don't you just love me?

And why doubt all all of my intentions?

You got my attention, my whole, whole heart

So come on, baby, open up

You know I never ever judge

I swear you won't be sorry

So come on, baby, open up

I swear you won't be sorry

You know I never ever judge

I swear you won't be sorry

Ooh, nah nah nah, ooh, nah nah nah

I want your whole, whole heart, give me that

Ooh, nah nah nah, ooh, nah nah nah

I want your whole, whole heart, lay it on me

Whole, whole heart

I want your whole, whole heart
Nexx

Nexx is the second boss, he is level 50 and is found in the center of "The City" in a giant dome, you must cross and broken bridge to get to him but don't worry if you fail you can swim to the other side! Nexx seems to be some kind of frost mage as his abilities revolve around frost or snow.

This monster has (#)hp and deals (#) dmg to a player without armour, upon death he gives 1090xp and 5080 money.

His abilities are:

Frost Orb: Nexx fires a orb of frost at surrounding players

Dash: Nexx dashes towards the player sending them flying and dealing damage

Crystal Summon: Nexx summons a crystal that while it is up you cannot damage Nexx, this happens 4 times before he finally dies

Summon (Nexxs): Nexx summons 2 Freezing Blizzards around each player, for some reason when he uses this it just says "Nexxs".

Wither Aura: This activates after the 4th crystal and gives all players in the general area wither two, it also doesn't say when he casts this

Drop Table:
Rootlings

Rootlings are only found on "Spider Island" the location of the first boss and are lvl 5. they wear leather armour with a oak wood block for a head, they are baby zombies so they are very fast and hard to hit!

This creature has 100hp and deals 26 dmg to a player with no armour, upon death they give 6xp and 20 money.

Drop Table:

 Adventurers Boots
Ghouls (level 2)

These Ghouls are located through the cataclysm portal by navigating around the destroyed dungeon until you find the pit named "Level:2 Ghouls" and you will find them in a pit of soulsand.

The Ghouls (level 2) have 50hp and deal 15 dmg to a player without armour. Upon death they give 10xp and 20 money.

Drop Table:

 Adventurers Boots
 Common Crate Key
 Heirloom 2
Undead Orc Soldier

This type of undead can be found near the bridge to "Nexx" in "The City", they are level 37 and are a common farming spot for lower level people looking for Tier 2 crate keys.

The orc has (#)hp and deals (#) dmg to a player without armour, upon death they give 50xp and 100 money.

Drop Table:

 Plate Tunic
 Tier 2 Crate Key
 Crappy Golden Sword
Death Knight

Death Knights are located at the dome in "The City" where you find the second boss "Nexx" they guard the crystals that spawn in when Nexx gets to a certain amount of hp, usually 2 per crystal but 1 near the second! These guys have no drop table or xp and money drops! so for how hard they are to kill and how fast they respawn its not worth killing them at all! just target the crystal and get a friend or another player to play follow the leader with Nexx and the death knights!
Staggering Beauty

**Staggering Beauty** is one of the many useless websites made by George Michael Brower.

## Content

The site depicts a black, strange creature with white eyes following your mouse, after moving your mouse violently enough or staying on for long enough the site suddenly starts flashing with random colors and blaring music as the creature starts spazzing out. It has been used in a video by top10s about creepy websites.

## History

The website was made in 2012. It had a different warning. Sometime later, it was changed, including another language. Sometime in the 2020s, the music was removed. The website remains unchanged to this day.
Ghouls (level 8)

These are the highest level Ghouls on the server and to find them you can either go to the Ghoul (level 2) pit and find the door under the stairs or follow on from the Ghoul (level 6) pit to find them! they also have a path leading under the Entangling pit.

Ghouls (level 8) have 300hp and deal 30 dmg to a player with no armour, Upon death they give 19xp and 41 money

Drop Table:
Roaming Ghoul

Roaming Ghouls spawn above ground anywhere in the wilderness at night so they are not very hard to find! just head North,East,South or West from spawn and wonder about 30-40 blocks and you will find them! These guys are part of the daily quest "Ghoul Infestation" where you have to kill 100 of them.

These Ghouls have 30hp and deal 12 dmg to a player without armour, Upon death they give 3xp and 4 money.

Drop Table:
Abraham Sapien

**Abraham "Abe" Sapien** is an Enhanced Talent Agent for the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense.

## History

In November of 1978, a group of plumbers discovered a comatose, amphibious man inside a water-filled capsule within a long-lost chamber beneath the St. Trinian's Hospital in Washington, D.C. The Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense quickly intercepted the creature, naming him "Abraham Sapien" in reference to the date written on a scrap of paper attached to his tube, April 14th 1865 - the date of President Abraham Lincoln's assassination.

Unresponsive for weeks, it wasn't until B.P.R.D. scientists experimented with shocking him did he awake. However, it appears that Abe was at least somewhat aware of what was going on, as he has memories of overhearing one of the scientists debating whether or not to give up trying to revive him and just skip to dissection.

Abe's experience in the Bureau is "terrifying", and he still sometimes has nightmares of the event. Unsure what the creature in the tube was, he was held under scrutiny by the Bureau as scientists studied him. However, Hellboy felt sympathy for him and ordered a stop to the experiments. Abe came out of his tank healthy, if disoriented, and quickly responded to human contact. Despite no memory of a previous life, he was soon able to speak fluent English, apparently remembering the language rather than learning it.

Hellboy quickly convinced B.P.R.D. Director Trevor Bruttenholm to let Abe accompany them on minor field operations so that he could learn about the world outside the Bureau. After his performance during a botched B.P.R.D. expedition off the coast of Spain, Abe was made a full B.P.R.D. agent in March of 1979.
Undead Orc

This type of "Undead" can be found in the back parts of "The City", although they may look like "Undead Warriors" they aren't they are level 35 and also wield a powerful golden sword!

Undead Orcs have (#)hp and deal (#) dmg to a player without armour, upon death they give 50xp and 100 money

Drop Table:

 Plate Tunic
 Common Crate Key
 Crappy Golden Sword
Hell Hound

Hell Hounds are located in hell! or "Morgate" if you want to be more specific, they are level 40 and are really zombies in disguise! as seen in a mob glitch in previous patches. They spawn just about anywhere and pack a punch!

These hellish creatures have (#) hp and deal (#) dmg to a player without armour, upon death they give 46xp and 116 money.

Drop Table:

 Obsidian Maul
 Obsidian Helm
Lesser Demons

Lesser Demons are found within the city area of "Morgate" they are level 49 and wield a badass looking tonfa! they are easy to farm for higher level people looking for obsidian armour!

These hellish creatures have (#) hp and deal (#) dmg to a player without armour, upon death they give 60xp and 259 money

Drop Table:

 Obsidian Helm
 Obsidian Tunic
 Obsidian Chaps
 Obsidian Boots