recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Shaggy Rogers

War Hero

> "ZOINKS!" - Shaggy's famous catchphrase
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Shaggy Rogers is a powerful and fearless warrior, a member of the Mystery Gang and the owner of Scooby-Doo. He has big balls.

## History

### Scooby-Doo and the 23rd Nothern Infantry

Tired of being scared by men in costumes, he joined the 23rd Northern Infantry, where he and his best friend Scooby-Doo participated in numerous tours to war-infested countries. Unfortunately, the experience left him scarred mentally, a problem that he never overcame.

### Scooby-Doo Goes Back In Time

Shaggy and the Mystery Gang encountered The Slave Ghost, who sent the gang back in time to the past, to learn a valuable lesson about slavery. Shaggy, not understanding the problem, proceeds to purchase two slaves for him and Scooby. Everybody in the Mystery Gang didn't want him to do this, including Scooby himself.

### Scooby-Doo Gets Scared To Death By An Alien in the Sky

While taking Scooby-Doo for a walk, Shaggy noticed a spaceship crash land in his home town of Coolsville. While investigating the crash site, Scooby found a green alien emerge from the rubble. The two screamed at each other, and while the alien got away, Scooby got a heart attack and died on the spot. Shaggy was completely unfazed by this encounter and resurrected Scooby with his god-like powers.

### Scooby-Doo Gets Hunted Down by a Man with a Dagger All Night

While Scooby gets chased by a mysterious man with a dagger, Shaggy goes back to the spaceship crash site for more investigating, encountering a beautiful alien babe. Shaggy, being the player that he is, gets it on with the alien babe. Fred, Daphne and Velma walk in on the two and get disgusted.

### Scooby-Doo Goes To IKEA And Gets Food Poisoning

Shaggy, Velma and Scooby-Doo decided to go to IKEA to get furniture for Fred's Mystery Machine, but the three got lost in the endess maze that is IKEA. Scooby split from the two and found the food court and ate all the swedish meatballs they had. Unfortunately for Scooby, he forgot was eating IKEA meatballs, and got food poisioning and died. Shaggy and Velma eventually found Scooby's corpse and resurrected him once more.

### Scooby-Doo Rents the Wrong DVD at Hollywood Video

One night, The Mystery Gang decide to watch a movie together and they instruct Scooby-Doo to get the movie Those Kids Just Ran Up Witch Mountain. Scooby goes to the local Hollywood Video in Coolsville and retrieves the DVD, but it turns out to be the wrong movie (it's the exact same movie except the title is Green Cumulon). Shaggy gets mad at Scooby and pours Boiling Milk on his skull.

## Notable Quotes

* "Like, I believe in a superior race, Scoob! Like, I joined Gamer Gate and have been going down a very dark path! It was the slippery slope to the Alt-Right!"
* "Like, The Slave Ghost sent us back in time to learn a lesson, but he showed me the way, Scoob!"
* "Like, fuck this."
* "Like, I'm in RuneScape!"
Santa Claus

Big boy

Pai Natal

Wu Tang Clan

The Grinch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGzeodxnYz4

LukeTheLucario12

Any other translation of his name

Santa Claus is a fictional being that lives in the North Pole and gives a bunch of gifts around Christmas time.According to Chris, he gives nice children toys and drowns bad ones. He does this by carrying an enormous sack with a wormhole that leads to an endless ocean filled with dead children. In the middle, there is an island with presents on it, but the rocks are so steep that the bad kids can't reach it and drown.
Pant

* THIHTM
* WirdHere

> "Hello!" - Pant's *alleged* first and final words on OneyPlays.
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**Pant** was one of the many short-lived hosts to join the funny boys during the Dark Age of OneyPlays. He was also one of the last hosts to debut during this period. Out of all the Dark Age hosts (and indeed, any of the OneyPlays hosts in general), the time he spent in the series was the shortest, lasting for only 7 seconds before being unwittingly crushed to death by Ding Dong.

Despite his extremely short career (and size), he carries the honor of being the only Dark Age host to make it into an actual episode, despite not having a speaking role (some would claim otherwise, but that's up for you to decide).

## Appearance

Pant was an incredibly small man, standing at only two inches tall. He also had a pair of pants, hence his name.

In *The Host I Hate The Most*, Pant is shown to have webbed feet and a Simpsons mouth with a stubble. He also wore a pair of blue jeans.

*WirdHere's* design appears as a generic colourless man with a Stonetoss lip and pair of white pants on the top of his head.

## History

Pant was born in Idaho on January 8th, 1995. Much of Pant's personal life between his birth and his debut on OneyPlays is largely unknown, as small people tend to fly under the US Government's radar, making precise records difficult. It is known, however, that he had difficulty finding decent job opportunities due to his remarkably small size. He was apparently of distant Spanish European ancestry, owing to his surname.

On October 17th of 2017, Pant was introduced by Chris and Julian as a new host during their playthrough of Kingdom Hearts. While the pair greeted him very warmly, Ding Dong was unfortunately completely unaware of his presence due to his miniscule size, and accidentally sat on him. This killed Pant instantly, crushing his bones and organs until he was nothing but a slimy red film on the seat cushions. Afterwards, Pant was buried in a very respectful manner, by being chopped into various pieces, vored (presumably by Julian), and shat into a garbage bin.

The epitaph on his headstone reads as follows:

> *In loving memory of Pant Alones, 1995-2017. Slain by Ding Dong's big bouncy bum bum. Ashes to ashes, pants to pants*
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## Trivia

* Pants' namesake legwear are actually a pair of hand-me-downs from none other than Crash Bandicoot, who lended him one of his extra pairs of pants after they shrunk in the washing machine.
* Pant is currently the only OneyPlays host to never speak, as he was killed in his debut.
	+ While most sources state that Pant was completely silent during his run as a host, others have claimed that he greeted his audience with a jovial "hello" shortly before his death. The validity of the latter is somewhat dubious.
RoachDoggJr

The Ultimate Lifeform

RoachDoggJr is the known alias of an other-dimensional godlike being whose powers far exceed our own. If He wished, He could annihilate reality with a single thought. However, most consider Him to be a benevolent deity, as He allows us to continue existing in the universe.

It is unknown how powerful He truly is, or if there is any true equal to His power. He is the son of Da Roach Dogg, but some argue that He is far more powerful than His Father.

## RoachDoggJr

When He is witnessed by anyone, they will most likely change their online profile to His image, as well as to name themselves "RoachDoggJr". This process is unavoidable, but does not cause harm to the fabric of space-time.
Pokémon Legends: Arceus

I DON'T LIKE PLISH PLASH!

***Pokémon Legends: Arceus*** is an action RPG developed by Game Freak and published by The Pokémon Company and Nintendo. It's gameplay is a combination of Breath Of The Wild's exploration, with Pokémon's usual mechanics now translated to an open world setting with even mechanics like third person shooting and dodge rolls; basically every kid's dream Pokémon game.

The story follows a customizable protagonist as he is sent to the past by the Pokémon god Arceus, and is left to explore long lost species of Pokémon, while trying to show your worth among your new-found clan of Pokémon Rangers.

## Episodes

1. POKÉMON LEGENDS: ARCEUS
2. Tomar is a Scientist in POKÉMON LEGENDS: ARCEUS
3. Tomar rocks a Kimono in POKÉMON LEGENDS: ARCEUS

## Trivia

* This series reveal where Adam draws his line, as strange as that sounds for a guy who has two different threesome stories. Apparently, he's willing to exit during recording and even end a long-last friendship over picking the wrong starter Pokémon.
OneyPlays: Lost in Kickassia

**OneyPlays: Lost In Kickassia** is a side-scrolling platformer fan game developed solely by SamOnSamOff, based off of the OneyPlays and Channel Awesome properties. It follows the journey of Chris O'Neill, after being trapped by Channel Awesome and after falling down a hole "for what felt like 37 whole seconds", exploring the new world he has found himself in.

Check out the game here!
Super Mario 64

Mario and the Bois try fighting Bowser

***Super Mario 64*** is a 1996 platformer video game developed and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo 64.

## Playthrough

On April 17th, 2016, Chris and Ding Dong played Super Mario 64: Multiplayer, a self-explanitory mod for the original game. The playthrough lasted for six episodes, ending on May 2nd, 2016.

Prior to the 2017 Let's Play, Chris and Ding Dong replaced a bunch of the in-game sound effects (mainly Mario's voice lines) with their own screams and fart noises. In the process of shrieking into their microphones, the fart files ended up corrupted. You can listen to the sound effects here.

## Episodes

### 2016 (Multiplayer)

The playlist can be found here.

1. Koopa the Dick
2. Luigi's Corpse
3. Sneaky Cheats
4. We Stink???
5. This is Dumb
6. Why are you still watching

### 2017

The playlist can be found here.

1. Feeble Child's Game
2. Yes And
3. Baby Italian Man
4. Super-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r
5. Bronze Statue Curse
6. Did Mario Swear?
7. Stink of Fat
8. Flour Bone
9. Camp Candy
10. Jesse Pikmin
11. Dream, Dream, Dream

## Production Staff

* **Shigeru Miyamoto** — Sleeper
* **Yoko Shininoto** — Sound Designer
* **Broosty Sprinkler** — Sound Designer
* **Charles Marionette** — Mario
* **Booby Bunbunsquintindilly** — Special Thanks
* **Tommy Trousers** — Special Thanks

## Trivia

* A really good OneyPlays-themed mod for this game was created by frozenMeatpopsicle. In it, Chris must recover the Tomar Emeralds and save Ding Dong from Tomar. It features the iconic sounds from the 2017 playthrough, in addition to lots of other brand new custom stuff! It's so fuggin' good and you should check it out here! It's available as a patch for the original ROM (meaning it's compatible with emulators and consoles!) or a mod for the unofficial PC port.
* You ever notice that the thwomp looks like a... thwomp? Now you do!
Sifu

***Sifu*** is an action beat 'em up video game developed and published by French studio Sloclap. It is the story of a young Kung Fu student on a path of revenge, hunting for the murderers of his family. He has to rely on his unique mastery of Kung Fu, as well as a mysterious pendant, to prevail and preserve his family’s legacy.

## Episodes

1. SIFU
2. FIST OF MARRIAGE in SIFU
Spider-Man

Does whatever a Spider can.

" I'm not gay homo, stop!!! "
 — Spider-Man

**Peter Benjamin Parker**, better known under his super hero secret identity as **Spider-Man**, is the hero of New York City and husband to the Green Goblin. Despite this, he claims that he "isn't gay". Maybe he's bi?

## History

### Spider-Man (2002)

While attending a field trip, Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive spider and gained spider-like abilities. He used his newfound powers to become a masked wrestler to earn money. However, right after this his Uncle Ben was shot by a thief he neglected to stop earlier and died. Remembering Ben's words of wisdom, a guilt-ridden Peter became Spider-Man and vowed to protect New York City.

From then on, Spider-Man lived up to his promise and protected the city from criminals and dastardly supervillains, while occasionally stealing balloons and delivering pizzas on the side as well. One notable foe of Spidey at the time was The Green Goblin (who was secretly Norman Osborn in disguise), usually flying in on his glider from out of nowhere and asking Spidey if he was *"in or out"*. Spider-Man would usually decline his offers, but there are rumours of him once accepting anal sex from him. Whether or not that was true, the two were eventually married; However, everyone knows that celebrity marriages never last, and the two fought one last time, with Gobbie dying via his own glider.

Peter brought his body to the Osborn's home, where his two sons Harry Osborn and James Franco vowed revenge on Spider-Man in response. Peter attended Norman's funeral, only then realising the meaning of the name Green Goblin.

### Spider-Man 2

Two years later, Spider-Man was frequently haunted by visions of his deceased lover, even imagining alternate versions of himself and Osborn. One of these included the infamous Red Demon, a member of the Church of Satan who devoted his life to harassing the alternate universe Diaperfur Spider-Man. During these events, Chris O'Neill, Zach Hadel and Lyle Burruss would, very insensitively, make fun of Osborn directly to Spider-Man's face. This is likely what caused his delusions.

## Quotes

* "My Spidey Sense is tingling!"
* "Wow, is this a welcoming party or what?"
* "\*sigh\* I wish I could PUNCH women, \*sigh\*"
* "Black Cat, more like Fat...Rat."
* "You're the one who's out, Gobbie. Out of your mind!"
* "He's green, as if he was a goblin; WAIT A MINUTE-"
* "I thought that the bugle could see another side of New York for a change."
* "NO PROBLEM!"
* "Just don't gimme a raspberry."
* "Ok, I'll bite; how did the fish bowl get stuck on your head?"
* "Mysterio? I think I had a bowl of Mysterio's for breakfast."
Shadow the Hedgehog

"Where's that DAMN fourth Sonic 2 McDonald's Happy Meal toy?"

***Shadow the Hedgehog*** is a 2005 platform game developed by Sega Studios USA (the former United States division of Sonic Team) and published by Sega. The game follows Shadow the Hedgehog, a creation of Doctor Eggman's grandfather, Prof. Gerald Robotnik, as he attempts to learn about his past while suffering from amnesia.

*Shadow the Hedgehog* introduces third-person shooter elements and nonlinear gameplay to the *Sonic* franchise. To defeat enemies, Shadow can use various weapons and special attacks. Out of the twenty-two levels there are eleven that have three possible missions that the player may choose to complete, the other eleven have two missions. The missions completed determine the game's plot and subsequently playable levels.

## Episode

1. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG
2. What Would You Do For $10 in SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG
3. The Chaz Garden in SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG
4. Floridian Slip in SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG

## Trivia

* This game was considered for OneyStays; However, due to the GameCube they had in the office malfunctioning, the game was unable to be played for the event.
Steve's Story

Oh, C'mon N' Ride It!

**Steve's Story** is a Minecraft fangame created by ChickenTenderBro.

## Playthrough

Chris, Julian, Ding Dong and Matt Watson started the playthrough on September 12th of 2017, where it started as Steve fell into a lake in a new world, rising out of the lake and saying **"What is this place?"** then deciding to look around and try to find out **"where in Notch's name"** he is. The game then abruptly ends, causing the Boys to laugh.

## Episodes

Oney Plays Minecraft (Steve's Story) WITH FRIENDS

## Trivia

* This is the shortest playthrough on OneyPlays, lasting only 36 seconds.
* This is obviously the best playthrough on the entire channel.
Loud Junk

goin down to loud junk goin down to loud junk goin down to loud junk

> "Hate South Park? Love South Park? You gonna LOOOVE Loud Junk!" - The cartoon's caption on Newgrounds
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**Loud Junk** is a parody of Comedy Central cartoon *South Park*, created by Michael Bergman (Motech on Newgrounds). You can watch it, rate it, and maybe even favorite it here.

This cartoon is mentioned by Zach Hadel a few times, most notably in Adventures of Chris, Little Nightmares and Teardown. The most heavily referenced element of the cartoon would have to be the laughter of the children, which sounds like "Vweh heh heh" and is played on loop.

## Transcript

[The Loud Junk intro plays. Fade from white to show Stain (Stan), Dull (Kyle in a blue hoodie), Fenny (Kenny in a green jacket) and Lardman (Cartman) waiting at the bus stop.]

**Stain:** "This sucks."

**Dull:** "Yeah dude, it sucks."

[Lardman starts whimpering.]

**Dull:** "Look at that fatass."

**Stain:** "Yeah, what a fatass."

[Fenny muffles something unintelligible, which causes the boys to laugh.]

**Stain:** "Vweh heh heh!"

**Dull:** "Vweh heh heh!"

**Fenny:** "Vweh heh heh!"

**Lardman:** "Hey! Stop it you son of a.. I said stop it!"

[Dull's brother Ike walks in.]

**Stain:** "Hey Dull, look, it's your little brother."

**Dull:** "You can't come with me Ike, go home!"

**Ike:** "Don't go home."

**Dull:** "Kill the baby?"

**Ike:** "Don't kill the baby."

**Dull:** Go home!

**Lardman:** "Yeah! Go home you dildo!"

**Ike:** "Don't go home."

**Dull:** "You asked for it!"

(Dull gets a crazed look in his eyes).

**Dull:** "**K I L L T H E B A B Y**"

[Dull pulls out a gun and aims it at Ike.]

**Ike:** "Don't kill the ba-"

[Dull shoots Ike, blasting off half of his face. Dull turns the gun towards Lardman.]

**Dull:** "And you, you fatass; don't call my brother a dildo!"

**Lardman:** "SHUT UP YOU STUPID JEWISH DILDO!"

[Lardman starts whimpering again. Fenny says something unintelligible, which makes the boys laugh again.]

**Stain:** "Vweh heh heh!"

**Dull:** "Vweh heh heh!"

**Fenny:** "Vweh heh heh!"

**Lardman:** "Stop it! Stop it!"

[Lardman starts whimpering again before getting shot by Dull, with his head falling off.]

**Dull:** "Kickass!"

**Stain:** "Hey dude, what about Fenny? He should die too!"

**Fenny:** "What?!"

**Dull:** "Oh yeah!"

**Fenny:** "Uh uh!"

[Fenny pulls out two guns and shoots Stain and Dull's heads off. The intro plays again as the credits roll.]
Mad Panic Coaster

***Mad Panic Coaster*** is a 1997 Japan-only PlayStation developed and published by Hakuhodo.

Dr. Jones, a mad scientist who worked for years to create the best roller coaster in the world, the "Mad Panic Coaster". This coaster, is made to run on rails at high speed, avoiding crazy monsters and traps that await them there. Elementary school students Bakuyan and Kyako, will try to survive this roller coaster ride and discover Dr. Jones secret.
No More Heroes

***No More Heroes*** is a 2007 action-adventure hack and slash video game for the Nintendo Wii, later re-released for the Nintendo Switch (a Japanese exclusive port titled *No More Heroes: Heroes' Paradise* was also released for the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 in 2010). Developed by Grasshopper Manufacture and published by Marvelous Entertainment, Ubisoft, and Rising Star Games, the game was directed, designed, and written by Goichi Suda, also known by his nickname Suda51.

The game follows Travis Touchdown, a fan of video games and anime who wins a beam katana in an auction, from which he inadvertently becomes involved in the United Assassins Association and forced to kill assassins higher in rank to prevent other assassins from targeting him.

## Episode

1. NO MORE HEROES
2. Disarmed in NO MORE HEROES
3. Babe-ing Out in NO MORE HEROES
4. Dave Is "Really Going" in NO MORE HEROES
5. FINALE
Max Goof

Art by Jellyfrench Fries

**Maximilian "Max" Goof** is the spawn of Goofy Goof.

## History

### The Lumbersexual Awakening

Rebelling against his fathers authorities, Max ran away from home, only to get himself lost in the Deep Unknown Forests. He wandered the woods for hours, eventually tiring himself to the point of exhaustion. Just when he thought all hope was lost, he was discovered by a strong, sexy, vaguely Jewish Lumber-Jack by the name of Joshua Tomar. Saddened by the Goof's frail body, Tomar carried him to a small warm cabin.

The scent of firewood and musk woke up Max. Looking around the cabin, the first thing that grasps Max's attention is a CRT. Entering the room, Tomar pulls out a tape labelled "Goof Troop" and slides it into the CRT's VCR player. As the program played on the screen, Max could feel a tear running down his cheek. He had never seen something so beautiful. It's as if he could feel the shows aura radiating from his very soul.

Suddenly, Tomar lunged towards Max, their faces just inches apart. He said to him: "***אנחנו צריכים להוריד את המכנסיים האלה, ילד. רק אז תבין מדוע הבאתי אותך לכאן. אתה מתוק, מתוק, עסיסי, ילד."*** Max doesn't know the language, but he understands what is being demanded of him. Tomar assists Max in removing his Spider-Man undies as they begin to perform an act most undesirable for the average man. Max had begun his transition into what is called a "lumbersexual", a lifestyle too harsh for most, but not for Max. Max craved the harshness. He showered himself in it. This is who he was now.

### Current Years

Some odd years after this encounter, he married his childhood crush Roxanne and had two beautiful children. Sometime inbetween this he made his own Twitter account (which I refuse to look up). Though this was a major step in his character development, his father still wasn't so proud. He often dialed Max in the middle of the night to call him a faggot once more.

A few months later, an annonymous messanger sent Max a letter for him to decode. He had discovered in this message his father's death and the existence of Goofy's Five Hidden Children. Max is now on a quest to reassemble the Children of Goofy.

## Trivia

* Some speculate that, after Goofy's death, Max took the form of the Pokémon Gengar. However, no one is certain if it's just a mere coincidence, or if it's actually supposed to be his ghost.
* He once tweeted out that he wouldn't vote in the 2016 Presidential Election, so if you want to blame anyone for where we are now, blame Max.
Little Skatey

Little Skatey as portrayed by amy

> "How's it goin' baby?" - Little Skatey.
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Little Skatey is Cory's Guardian Angel/Demon that appears when Cory is in danger. He is able to skate across the ceiling and giggle, and he would be able to save Cory from dangerous situations (e.g. eating pizza off the floor). He is only viewable by Cory himself.

He was first mentioned in SleepyCast Episode 16, where he was manifested for a day by Cory and is interviewed by Chris, Zach and Lyle (who was a special guest for the episode).

## Appearance

According to Cory, Little Skatey is a little midget guy wearing roller-skates (that are wielded to his feet). He is also described as wearing 50's fasion items, such as a pink shirt that says '*WORK OUT GUY'*, orange and white swimming trunks, bright yellow socks, one-chop goggles, fingerless gloves and snap bracelets. He also does not have an asshole.

Superprowaffle's SleepyCast animation sheds some light on Little Skatey's appearane, revealing he has several missing teeth, and is also wearing a bow-tie (which Cory despises) and a diaper.

## Theories

* If Dave is Cory's siamese brother, does this mean he can also see Little Skatey?

## Trivia

* He has fetal alcohol syndrome, hence why he manifests himself with roller skates.
Pokémon Red

The Bois are gonna put BRATWATSON in the daycare!

**Pokémon Red** is a role-playing video game for the Nintendo Game Boy, developed by Game Freak and published by Nintendo. The Boys played it through Pokémon Stadium for the Nintendo 64 and the Super Game Boy for the SNES.

## Playthrough

Chris, Ding Dong and Julian began their Pokémon adventure on November 16th, 2016, where their trainer BRORIQUE chose their Bulbasaur GARYSMOD and fought their rival POKOMON's Charmander and lost. The three of them would catch several Pokémon along the way, such as POPPLER, BONIPULUS, LABMONJO, LIL (STANK), MAX GOOF, SCRIMBIM, BRATWATSON, FLOPPO, PIG HER, THE SLUNCH, MUSHMOUTH, PHOTOSHOP?, FLOW T, BONIGAN, PIJCICLE, BIRDOPOLIS, MOLTOMULUS, and OH...

Eventually, the Boys managed to beat the game, defeating the Elite Four and ending the playthrough on March 22nd, 2-19. An extra episode was posted on March 26th, 2019, where they catch Missingno., whom they call CURVEE.

## Episodes

1. Bulbous Sore
2. Rattatatouille
3. THE NIDORANT
4. The PokéRAP
5. My name is Brock, thanks a lot
6. Mount Moon
7. The Mighty Stank
8. Phil & Lil
9. Tricky Tricks
10. Twomew
11. Frisky Trainers
12. Bill's Backyard
13. Rise of Scrimbim
14. Boiling Milk
15. BRATWATSON
16. Show Us Yu Minge
17. CUT!
18. Perfect Throwing Thing
19. Back Dimple
20. Matt's Back, Baby
21. Haunted Mansion
22. Mahrried
23. Centipedes
24. Evil Face
25. IT HURTS
26. Stinky Cave
27. Splash was Disabled
28. "Yeah, Epic Fail"
29. Urethrally
30. Hillary Duff Created Undertale
31. Obama Mama
32. Oops
33. Oops 2
34. Oops 3
35. Oops 4
36. Oops 5
37. Oops 6
38. Oops 7
39. Attack of the Squintys
40. Maximum Goofs
41. Holy Kitten Christmas
42. Snorlaxatives
43. Inspector Ditto
44. Candy Court
45. Maxaroni
46. Fantastic Meats and Where to Find Them
47. Candyland
48. Big Business Burgo
49. Crochit
50. The Slunch
51. A Dinostory
52. JK Scowling
53. Lipstick University
54. Lumpy Feet
55. Birdopolis
56. Braindead and Happy
57. No More Numa
58. Worldwide
59. Finale
60. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3PTdQ8Lzpc �Ϫ - 김ｅﺁ⥳⪐ᇗ鲯Ʉ░◌Ɐ█]

## Trivia

* Ryan Magee makes a cameo in episode 20.
Michael Cusack

**Michael Cusack** is an Australian web cartoonist and close friend of Zach Hadel, with whom he co-directed the Adult Swim show *Smiling Friends*. He is also well known for his other Adult Swim series *YOLO: Crystal Fantasy*.

He made a singular appearance as a guest star in a one-shot playthrough of "Tom and Jerry" for the SNES. Outside of OneyPlays, he and Zach often appear together in Adult Swim meeting livestreams on Twitch.
Normal Frog

> "Hi! I'm Normal Frog! I may not be as fun as my brother Crazy Frog, but I think I'm pretty good in a debate!" - Normal Frog introducing himself
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**Normal Frog**, as the name implies, is the less eccentric brother of the internet sensasion Crazy Frog. He loves to pay his taxes and get into perfectally rational debates. He has been banished to The Void, a dimension full of mistakes the world has erased for good.

The Funny Bois stumbled upon his existence during their Newgrounds Christmas Special.

## Trivia

* Normal Frog actually comes from *The Amazing World of Gumball* (which they should really watch) in the episode *The Void*, which is where most of the information for this character comes from.
* Despite being catagorized as a Gremblo, Normal Frog does not have a gigantic nose. This is because it had rotted off during his time in The Void.
	+ Despite this information, it is unknown why Crazy Frog has no nose.
Owen Roe O'Neill

*“Did they dare, did they dare, to slay Owen Roe O’Neill?”*

*“Yes, they slew with poison him they feared to meet with steel.”*

*“May God wither up their hearts! May their blood cease to flow,"*

*"May they walk in living death, who poisoned Owen Roe.” ~Lyric from The Battle of Benburb by Tommy Makem*

**Owen Roe O'Neill** was an ancestor Of Chris O'Neill who, according to his descendant, resided in a castle before being invaded and subsequently raped and killed.

## Trivia

* There is indeed a historical figure by that name who lived in the late 16th and early 17th century. Born in what is now Northern Ireland, Owen Roe O'Neill spent most of his life as a mercenary in the Spanish Army before returning to Ireland to command the Ulster Army of the Irish Catholic Confederation, most notably in the Battle of Benburb against Scottish settlers in 1646.
	+ The castle Chris refers to may be Cloughoughter Castle in County Cavan, Ireland, where he died in 1649. However, this castle was then owned by the O'Reilly clan.
	+ The circumstances of his death are actually a mystery, as his death was kept secret for some time. Theories of his demise include poisoning by a priest and an infection from a wound.
* It should also be noted that this Owen Roe descends from the O'Neill dynasty, who are in turn descendants of multiple High Kings of Ireland. This would make Chris himself of royal blood if this Owen Roe is indeed his ancestor.
* Owen Roe O'Neill was also a famous Let's Player. He was known for his record victories in a video game known as the Battle of Benburb, where his clan were the sole victors.
* Chris O'Neill's love for The Simpsons is hereditary, since Owen Roe O'Neill also hated Flanders.
Resident Evil: Revelations

***Resident Evil: Revelations*** is a survival horror video game developed and published by Capcom. The game was originally for the Nintendo 3DS handheld game console, but was ported to Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 3, Wii U, and Xbox 360 in 2013, and for PlayStation 4, Xbox One, and Nintendo Switch in 2017 with enhanced graphics and additional content.

Set in between the events of Resident Evil 4 and Resident Evil 5, the game follows counter-terrorism agents Jill Valentine and Chris Redfield as they try to uncover the truth behind a bioterrorist organization that plans to infect the Earth's oceans with a virus. The game features a single-player mode where the player must complete a series of episodes that involve solving puzzles and defeating enemies, and a multiplayer mode where players may fight their way through altered single-player scenarios.

## Episode

1. RESIDENT EVIL RELEVATIONS
2. Scanning For FUN in RESIDENT EVIL: REVELATIONS
3. Checkin' out Zombies in RESIDENT EVIL: REVELATIONS
4. Jeff the Role Model in RESIDENT EVIL: REVELATIONS
5. The Funkiest Feeling RESIDENT EVIL: REVELATIONS
6. Making Things Right in RESIDENT EVIL: REVELATIONS
7. Lyle Method Acting in RESIDENT EVIL: REVELATIONS
8. Downstairs Voices in RESIDENT EVIL: REVELATIONS
9. Buggin' Out in RESIDENT EVIL: REVELATIONS
10. FINALE - RESIDENT EVIL: REVELATIONS
Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards

***Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards*** is a 2000 platformer game developed by HAL Laboratory and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo 64 (N64). It is the first *Kirby* game to feature 3D computer graphics and follows Kirby as he attempts to reassemble a sacred crystal shattered by Dark Matter.

Gameplay is viewed from a 2.5D perspective and is similar to previous *Kirby* titles; the player traverses levels and obtains powers by eating enemies. *Kirby 64* introduces Power Combos, the ability to mix powers to create more powerful ones. In a multiplayer mode, up to four players can compete in three minigames.
Sonic Frontiers

***Sonic Frontiers*** is a platformer video game developed by Sonic Team and published by Sega. As Sonic, the player explores the Starfall Islands to collect the Chaos Emeralds, after Sonic and his friends are separated when falling through a wormhole. Frontiers integrates traditional Sonic the Hedgehog elements—such as platforming, rings, and grind rails—into the series' first open world. While exploring the open world, players can complete challenges, fight robotic enemies, and access "Cyber Space" levels inspired by previous Sonic games.

## Episode

1. SONIC FRONTIERS
2. Blastin' Rockin' Music in SONIC FRONTIERS
3. "BIG" The Cat in SONIC FRONTIERS
4. GUYS IT'S TOMAR in SONIC FRONTIERS
5. Proving Our Love To Amy in SONIC FRONTIERS
6. Writing Our Own Sonic Song In SONIC FRONTIERS
7. Fighting Titans In SONIC FRONTIERS
8. Echidnas Are Banned In SONIC FRONTIERS
9. Belts And Rats In SONIC FRONTIERS
10. Creating A Scooby Doo Musical In SONIC FRONTIERS
11. Eggman Says WHAT In SONIC FRONTIERS
12. Dark Cory in SONIC FRONTIERS
13. Hank's Tennis Ball in SONIC FRONTIERS
14. Going Dark Spine Mode in SONIC FRONTIERS
15. To Infinity And Beyond in SONIC FRONTIERS
16. We Told Them To Stop In SONIC FRONTIERS
17. Corrupted FLA Files in SONIC FRONTIERS
18. Well THAT Happened in SONIC FRONTIERS
19. Clearing Our Throats in SONIC FRONTIERS
20. Writing The Third Sonic Movie In SONIC FRONTIERS
21. Sonic Hates Pinball in SONIC FRONTIERS
22. Catfishing And War In SONIC FRONTIERS
23. Hey Cory ASMR In SONIC FRONTIERS
24. Speedolai The Hedgehog In SONIC FRONTIERS
25. Finale - SONIC FRONTIERS
Slightly Artistic

**Slightly Artistic**is a series of episodes which consist of Chris and his friends drawing random themes. This is considered to be a spiritual successor to Game Grumps's Doodle Doods, as shown in the first episode's title. Chris, Cory and Dave are the main hosts of the show.

## Episodes

The playlist can be found here.

1. Slightly Artistic - Spiritual Successor LOL
2. Final Fantasy VII
3. Star Wars
4. Sonic The Hedgehog
5. Super Mario
6. Legend of Zelda
7. Kickassia (Channel Awesome)
8. Original YouTubers
9. A Slightly Artistic Halloween

## Gallery

### Final Fantasy VII

#### Chris

Chris' CloudChris' TifaChris' abhorrent Aerith and Cloud, who look like Switzerland Sausage Mascots
#### Cory

Cory's CloudCory's TifaCory's Aerith, how adorable!
#### Dave

Dave's CloudDave's Tifa, who is grabbing Barrett's head like a jar of beerDave's Aerith
### Star Wars

#### Dave

Dave's Darth Vader, choking out an alien that looks like a Chicagoan
Missingno.

"私はこのデノミックゲームで作成した自分の決断では生きられない" -Ken Sugimori

Ghost

Dingdong(Victim)

Julian(Victim)

Ditto (Potential lover)

No one knows for certain, some theorize that he is responsible for planting seeds on amphibians to create new pokemon, while others believe he is a chaotic neutral figure compared to the god Pokemon Arceus. Missingno. is believed to have a direct connection with **Labmonjo** due to both being acquired by exploiting errors in the code of **Pokemon Red.** In reality it doesn't really matter what it is but is disastrous deeds it did to the boys and their Pokemon

## Encounter with the Funny Boys

Ding Dong is first seen attempting to catch Missingno. in Episode 54 of Pokemon Red, where he is surfing on Lil Stank on the edge of Cinnabar Island . Ding Dong's intention was to show Chris and Julian how the game makes the Safari Zone encounters appear in the infamous stretch of land meaning the encountered pokemon cannot run while someone is attempting to be caught. This was foreshadowing for events coming in the so called finale episode of Pokemon Red where Ding Dong says "We still have one more legendary to catch" and the other 2 boys responding in confusion. In the episode they attempt to capture the beast and suffer the consequences. After inspecting the Pokemon he takes on his physical form with the appearance of a young lad who would sometimes

## Missingno.

transform into a strange blob.When releasing Missingno. for battle he takes the life of Lil Stank by scrambling his sprites and splitting him into several pieces and then continuing to do this to a Clefable. After this battle Ding Dong goes into the Safari Zone and all hell breaks lose. The Game becomes the equivalent of a Burn Victim and is heavily distorted, on his finally dying breath Julian presses the reset button on the Super Gameboy trapping the world of Pokemon to be destroyed along with Missingno. This seems to be Missingno's final appearance on the channel along with Ding Dong and Julian.

## Fun Facts

* Missingno. is Lumbersexual and is opposed to Max Goof saying "He's nothing but a stereotypical lumber bear"
* Is said to be the death of the Amish Men, the official statement is that Missingno attempted to use his mysterious powers to push the down on the right Amish Man killing him by pushing in his soft spot
* The Other Amish Man Fled from the seen
* The blob form of Missingno. looks like a Jigglypuff from above
The HEY ARNGOLD! Hypothetical

***The HEY ARNGOLD! Hypothetical*** is a hypothetical created by Lyle Burruss In Episode 16 of Noita.

## The Hypothetical

The hypothetical asks the following - If Arnold Shortman from Nickelodeon's Hey Arnold! showed up to your house bringing with him a block of gold and told you "If you want to be my friend, I want you to eat this whole block of gold", would you do it?

## Answer

Chris would firstly puke at the sight of Arnold because of his misshapen football head. He would then say to Arnold: "If you give me this gold, I'm probably not gonna eat it so maybe you should get someone else to eat it, 'cause I'm not gonna waste it." Arnold would respond "That was a test, and you failed."
Sonic the Hedgehog 2

***Sonic the Hedgehog 2*** is a platformer game developed and published by Sega Technical Institute for the Sega Genesis. It follows Sonic and his new sidekick Miles "Tails" Prower as they attempts to stop Doctor Robotnik from stealing the Chaos Emeralds to power his space station.

The game was played on OneyPlays through the use of the *Sega Genesis Classics* Collection.

## Episodes

1. Sonic the Hedgehog 2
2. Coloring Corpses
3. Ultimate Cory
Marge Simpson

Hmmm....

> "I AM YOUR CHARACTER ARC!" - Majorie Simpson
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**Marge Simpson** is the wife of Homer Simpson and one of the most evil beings in all of the OneyPlays lore, right behind The Moth. She uses Homer as a pawn to get eggs for their hell spawn Bart. She was defeated by running the family car into her, albeit temporarily, as she managed to survive.

She made her return in The Simpsons Arcade Game, seemingly fighting for good alongside her husband and son, as she attempted to rescue her daughter Maggie. At the end of the playthrough, her and Homer peformed a "team-up move" to create a new baby Simpson character for Season 32.

## Notable Quotes

* "Hmmmmmm..."
* "Lisa needs braces!"
* "OH HOMER, I NEED YOU TO GO OUT AND BUY EGGS FOR BART"
* "HOMERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!"
* "I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER... ***F O R E V E R***"
* "I AM YOUR WIFE!"
* "NO BUTS! BRING ME HEAD OF PIG!"
* "BRING ME EGGS! ONLY EGGS CAN SUSTAIN ME"
* "Oh, Homer... you fucking faggot. Don't you know Newgrounds is gay now?"
* "WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?!"
* "BART, GO TO YOUR ROOM!"
* "MARIO, GO TO YOUR ROOM!"
* "Homie, my bones rattled!"
* "We need to talk to skeletons to survive."
* "Me too, let's die."
* "OK, my special little guy, fuck meeee!"
	+ "I'm going to fuck you either way! GET THAT DICK UP NOOOOOW!
The Darkness II

Lyle and Tomar have become creepy wormulons, which stresses Chris.

***The Darkness II*** is a first-person shooter video game developed by Digital Extremes and published by 2K Games. The game is the sequel to *The Darkness* (2007) and based on the comic book series published by Top Cow Productions.

The player controls Jackie Estacado, a mafia hitman who possesses a mysterious power called "the Darkness" that grants him supernatural abilities and a pair of Demon Arms. The player must rescue the soul of Jackie's dead girlfriend, which was trapped by the Darkness in Hell, and confront the Brotherhood, a group of armed cultists trying to take the Darkness away from Jackie.

## Episode

1. THE DARKNESS 2
2. The Big Grape in THE DARKNESS 2
Mango Farm

Image provided from MrMinste Animation's video!

First mentioned in the Witch Hunt Finale, Chris, Zach and Tomar bought a Mango Farm in the hills of L.A., and have started to sell/create mango related products (Chris even drinks a mango-flavoured drink to further the point). They all lived in harmomy but everything changed when the cartel nation attacked.

Ever since, the Funny Boys have been at war, installing turrets and drones near the farm to protect their precious mangoes. They had even kidnapped and tortured a cartel member, cutting his face and stomach off (Funkytown style). Chris even starting eating his fingers and nose just as a show of force.

This all may seem horrible, but just know this is how the Mango Business is, the cartels would've done it to the Funny Boys if they didn't do it first.
Mr. Friend

Ladeedadeeda

Satan, according to 90's kids

Phil & Lil

Stew Pickles

Mr. Friend wants you

Mr. Friend is a being of Uknown origin, he was first found in a secret Underground Egyptian Tomb under a lol golf course, trapped in mummy strips wandering around Confused and Abandoned, until a small annoying blonde girl finds and leads him to saftey, he then saw the light, a sign for freedom, the smell of fresh air, sadly this remembrance was ruined when he blew up from sun heat,

His Story will be immortalized when someone made a toy of him that scares kids,

It's actually realized that the soul of a Passed Mother was trapped in the capsuled prison of the Mr. Friend doll,
Metal Gear Solid

" Uh... This is Metal Gear Solid, the most iconic video biscuit of all time. "
 — Chris O'Neill, introducing the playthrough.

***Metal Gear Solid*** is a stealth game developed and published by Konami and released for the PlayStation in 1998. Directed, produced, and written by Hideo "Hideous" Kojima, the game follows Solid Snake, a soldier who infiltrates a nuclear weapons facility to neutralize the terrorist threat from FOXHOUND, a renegade special forces unit. Snake must liberate hostages and stop the terrorists from launching a nuclear strike.

## Episodes

1. Sneako Supremo
2. Tanky McSpanky

## Trivia

* According to Chris, Metal Gear Solid was the first game to trademark steam effects.
Marble

Marble is a sentient being brought to the heavens to retrieve the Ruby's of the earth,

He has the power to release incredible amounts of air, summon a Propeller, and Grow in size, he will not rest till his deeds are dealt with

He is like a happy glob or tumor, but sadly his game was taken down on the 360 due to the lack of Lego, running and jumping with humans,
Super Mario Galaxy

Mario can breathe in space, but the Boys can't. They learn this the hard way.

***Super Mario Galaxy*** is a 2007 platform action-adventure video game developed and published by Nintendo for the Wii, later re-released as part of the *Super Mario 3D All-Stars* collection for the Nintendo Switch in 2020 (which is how The Boys played it).

The player as Mario embarks on an intergalactic quest to rescue Princess Peach and save the universe from Bowser by completing missions, fighting bosses, and collecting all 120 Power Stars. The levels in the game consist of galaxies filled with minor planets and worlds, with different variations of gravity, the central element of gameplay.

## Episodes

The playlist can be found here.

1. SUPER MARIO GALAXY (Super Mario 3D All-Stars)
2. Finding Mushrooms in SUPER MARIO GALAXY (Super Mario 3D All-Stars)
3. Mario is the Ultimate Alien - SUPER MARIO GALAXY (Super Mario 3D All-Stars)
4. Don't save Toad, he's EVIL - SUPER MARIO GALAXY (Super Mario 3D All-Stars)
5. Big Cartoon SPLAT - SUPER MARIO GALAXY (Super Mario 3D All-Stars)
6. "Melee's theme... pretty epic" - SUPER MARIO GALAXY (Super Mario 3D All-Stars)

## Gallery

Alternate draft from Gooseworx where Tomar is dead, which ultimately went unused.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

The Ding Dong and Julian Thumbnail, used in Episodes 1-3 in Playthrough Two.

***Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets*** is an action-adventure video game developed by Eurocom and published by Electronic Arts, released for the Nintendo Gamecube, Playstation, Playstation 2, Xbox, GBA and Game Boy Colour. It is based on the 2002 film of the same name.

## Playthrough

*Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets* is notorious for having three seperate playthroughs. November 7th, 2014 would mark the first time HP2 would be played on the channel. This playthrough only lasted two episodes, ending on the very same day.

On September 11, 2016, Chris invited Ding Dong and Julian to play the game once again on the PlayStation 2. This playthrough got three episodes out of it, ending on September 13th, 2016.

Three years later, on May 8th, 2019, Chris once again decided to play HP2 (this time on the Nintendo GameCube), with Cory and mysterious guest Spuppy joining along too. Tomar later replaced Spuppy for the next three episodes, ending on May 16th, 2017.

## Episodes

### 2014

1. The Pikeyhole
2. Screaming Skeletons

### 2016

1. Gnome Abuse
2. Diagon Nelly
3. Wimping Willow

### 2019

The playlist can be found here.

1. Magic Boy
2. Sentient Chocolate
3. Residual Haunting
4. Homonculous
5. Hufflebottom
6. Sneaky Wizard

## Gallery

The Spuppy Thumbnail, used in Episode 0 of Playthrough Three.The Tomar Thumbnail, used in Episodes 1-3 of Playthrough Three.
Pikmin

***Pikmin*** is a real-time strategy and puzzle video game created in 192001, developed and published by Nintendo for the GameCube by three coloured men (Red, yellow and blue respectively).

Players take control of Captain Olimar, who crash lands on planet PNF-404 and must direct the planets native species called "Pikmin" to explore each of the game's several locations to find his ships missing parts in order to escape within 30 days, overcoming obstacles and hostile creatures along the way.

## Episodes

The playlist can be found here.

1. A good Game
2. I'm too tired to think of a title
3. Chimp Theory
4. Chris-Thumb
5. Big C Man
6. Give Me a Beat
7. 300 Year Old Asian Lady
8. Intentionally Clipping
9. Poopoo Sounds
10. Spooky Stories
11. Thorgelda
12. Rooster & the Gooster
13. Astroprojection
14. 20 Foot of Couch
15. Death in the Dark Challenge

## Trivia

* Because Julian was the main player for this playthrough, every video uploaded in this series had their names changed to "Julian Plays" instead of OneyPlays.
* According to Ding Dong, Miyamoto wanted to call the game *Pikemen*, but Reggie said that it sounded "too racy," so the name was changed to Pikmin.
* Despite not being shown in the video itself, the game was indeed completed by The Bois. This was confirmed in a 2017 Donation Stream by Ding Dong and Amin.
Patty & Selma

Mmmmmmm, Homer Shake

**Patty & Selma Bouvier** are Marge Simpson's two older sisters who work at the DMV and love to smoke.

They hate Marge for picking Homer to be her husbando, so the two try to ruin their marriage anyway they possibly can, making the two the main villains of the show. However, the two have been seen singing/performing the "Homer Shake", and drinking Chocolate Foxy Milkshakes, two things Homer love to do. Maybe they've softened up on the guy?

## Trivia

* Chris O'Neill can summon the two at any time he wants, showcased in The Simpsons: Virtual Springfield and The Simpsons Arcade Game. The two are indifferent to the situation.
Smuch

> "You're a fuckin' smuch." - Chris
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**Smuch** is a slur invented by Chris and developed by Ding Dong and Julian during an episode of the *Sonic Adventure* playthrough. Its spelling originates from the title of said episode, and it has multiple contextual meanings depending on the gender of who it is directed towards. When directed towards a male individual, it means that he is a withered old fool and a curvy fucking idiot. When directed towards a female individual, it means that she is a curvy cutie with a real booty who is very attractive and jigglin' the right amount.

## Etymology

It originated as a funny blending of the words "as much." Chris expressed a desire to make it the name of his future child. When pressed to explain what it means, Chris said that it describes a "brown withered retard" (his words, not ours) which was so offensive and vile that it caused Ding Dong to die in real life. It was quickly reworked to mean a "withered curving fool," and was further morphed by Julian to mean a "withered old fool." Ding Dong and Julian added that, when the slur is applied to a girl, it means that she is a "curvy cutie with a real booty" and "very attractive." Chris also stated that it means she is "jigglin' the right amount." He then added that the male connotation also means a "curvy fucking idiot," which doesn't even mean anything.
LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga

***Lego Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga*** is a 2022 Lego-themed action-adventure game developed by Traveller's Tales and published by Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment. It is the sixth entry in TT Games' *Lego Star Wars* series of video games and the successor to 2016's *Lego Star Wars: The Force Awakens*. The game adapts all nine entries in the Skywalker Saga series of films, with additional characters based on other *Star Wars* films and television series released as DLC.

## Episode

1. LEGO STAR WARS: THE SKYWALKER SAGA
2. Long Neckso Von Geepius in LEGO STAR WARS: THE SKYWALKER SAGA
3. LEGO STAR WARS: THE SKYWALKER GALACTIC EDITION #sponsored

## Gallery

Thumbnail for the sponsored LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga - Galactic Edition video.
Super Punch-Out!!

Can the boys coach Little Mac to once again become the world champion!?

***Super Punch-Out!!*** is a boxing video game developed and published by Nintendo for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES). It was released on September 14, 1994 in North America and again in the same region in 1996. It was released in Europe on January 26, 1995 for the same console and in Japan in 1998 for the Nintendo Power flash RAM cartridge series and the Super Famicom.