Life of Jackie Human

***While this short contains 15+ content, this is at least taken out on inanimate objects, this is based on a controversial cancelled project called "Life of Danny Cat" except with humans and inanimate objects, well, I'm screwed, I think it is a serious thing, called objectophilia.***

## Life of Jackie Human

Jackie masturbating on the chair, also thinking about an another inanimate object, a bed.

### Language

English

***Life of Jackie Human*** is a 2003 American computer-animated short film produced by Studio 4 Animation, supposed to be included as a bonus feature on the *The Broadways* VHS and DVD, but due to mature content, it was instead released for Old School. The short was directed, produced, written and edited by Michael Brannon, who also only directed the based film. This 7-minute short film features Jackie's daily private life.

## Plot

Jackie gets ready for the day his parents are away, is the time he does his secret misdeeds, jerking off to inanimate objects on purpose while thinking about a bed, and then went as far as to carry a five-ton to a pool at Joey's house, while it felt like no ones in it, Jackie takes a deep breath, drops down and continues his messed-up thing, until Joey and Mia caught him, while they were in a breath-holding contest, Jackie later surfaces for air and runs away, leaving the five-ton ball to sink to the floor, Joey and Mia start to caught up with the same act, being hypocrites.

## Voice cast

* Tobey Maguire as Jackie.

Joey and Mia appear as silent cameos at the end.

## Transcript

***Apologies for any NSFW content featured.***

Opening credits roll

FADE IN

EXT. JACKIE'S HOUSE - DUSK

FADE TO

INT. JACKIE'S ROOM - LIGHTS ON

*SHOW: Jackie wakes up from bed, yawns and stretches out,*

**Jackie:** All set, ready to go!

*CUT: A chair is sitting here by itself.*

*ANIMATION PLAYOUT: Jackie rushes to the chair and starts fiddling with it, then the background turns dreamy and his imagination pops up in his head, it's a bed, he continues it for a minute with other inanimate objects, which he fells more comfortable with having this than a girl.*

**Jackie (relaxed):** Ahh, that felt so awesome, I feel like I am giving birth!

*CUT: The bathroom door.*

*SHOW: Jackie gets out with a five-ton ball, he carries all the way to the swimming pool at Joey's house.*

*CUT: A close-up of Jackie taking a deep breath, without even realizing objectophilia is a bad idea.*

INT. SWIMMING POOL - DARK

*SHOW: Jackie dives down with the heavy ball and starts to masturbate on the pool ground, he continues doing so until he gets caught by Joey and Mia, doing a breath hold contest, they glare at Jackie's disturbing act.*

EXT. JOEY'S POOL - NIGHT

*SHOW: Jackie surfaces for air, he then gets pulled under by Mia, attempting to scold him, but successfully wiggles his feet out of Mia's grip, he then runs off.*

INT. SWIMMING POOL - DARK - FACING THE FLOOR

*SHOW: The heavy weight ball sinks down.*

*CUT: Joey and Mia.*

*SHOW: Mia's heartbeat starts racing, willing to do the same thing to Joey, with zero hesitation, but was cut short before she can do it.*

CUT OUT

Closing credits roll

## Credits

**Tobey Maguire**
is Jackie

A film by
**Michael Brannon**

© 2003 Studio 4 Animation.
All Rights Reserved.

The events, characters and firms depicted in this motion picture are fictitious.
Any similarity to actual person, living or dead or to actual firms is purely confidential.

## Trivia

* The film was supposed to be released with The Broadways on home media, but due to mature material, it was instead released in theatres with Old School, and was re-released on Internet Archive, alongside *Violetward* on April 6, 2012, as part of the archives by ex-employee Johnny Shea.
* Due to the reception, the short film was considered lost media for nine years after being recalled due to the usage of kids characters, and add the fact this could ruin any child's childhood by watching this, this caused a two-year drama at Studio 4 to ensue.
* The only short from The Broadways franchise to be made entirely by one person.
* The first short from Studio 4 Animation.