Disco Donkey

"Hey you should try yoga! It's grooooovy!" - Disco Donkey

## Information

**Disco Donkey** is a recurring role in Phoenix Gaming's Gang Beasts Video Series and is played by Sebmceough

**Disco Donkey** is a key figure in Beef City's yoga industry and is a mascot for the leading yoga centre. He started out as a party maniac who never stopped dancing but eventually found peace with yoga. He now tells the people of Beef City like Partridge and Officer O'Rough about this 'amazing new calming exercise'. He is played by Sebmceough.

## Disco Donkey

### Relatives

Disco Dave (Father, Mother and Brother)Disco Delilah (wife)

Disco Dan (son)

Disco David II (son)

Disco Derek (son)

Disco Donal II (son)

Disco Daisy (daughter)

Disco Doggo (pet dog)

### Affiliation

NeturalDisco Music

Beef City Yoga Centre

## History

Disco Donkey was born in the 1970 to Disco Dave, another member of the Disco Donkey species who is also his Father, Mother and Brother. He was born on the Disco Floor of 'Disco Dan's Disco Diner' (This disco is named Disco Dan's, because Disco Donkey's future son, Dsco Dan, got stuck in a time travel accident caused by Stephen Floglass, and eventually created the business in the 1970's) in Beef City.

Disco Donkey is one of the last members of the Disco Donkey Species, and as a child he attended Disco High School, but once the 1980's started and Disco Music died out the school's name was changed to Disco Low School.

On Disco Donkey's 20th Birthday he opened a Disco Record shop, which, once Rap Music took off in Beef City, and The Mayor outlawed Disco Music, failed spectacularly, putting him, 17 billion dollars in debt. In desperation, he decided to rob Beef City Bank.

While driving to the bank, Disco Donkey turned on the radio, and disco music came on. Disco Donkey just couldn't help dancing, and crashed the car. Wounded, he wandered into the bank, and threatens the Clerk with finger guns, and demanded three shiny pennies. He took the pennies, hopped on a unicycle, and tried to get away, but couldnt see due to blood loss, and cycles onto the subway tracks, where he was run over and sent flying into a Hospital.

The Doctor treated him, then he was sent to Officer O'Rough for his mug shot. The woman taking his mug shot told him he was "Very Photogenic" and offered him a job as a mascot for Beef City Yoga Club. He then became a teacher for the Yoga club, and later in life he started his family.

## Family

Disco Donkey has a large and loving family:

* Disco Delilah (wife)
* Disco Dan (first born son)
* Disco David (second born son)
* Disco Derek (third born son)
* Disco Donal II (fourth born son)
* Disco Daisy (daughter)
* Disco Doggo (pet dog)
* Disco Dave (Father, Mother and Brother)

## Career

Disco Donkey is a mascot and teacher for Beef City Yoga Club.

Disco Donkey is passionate and empowering for the 'art' of Yoga, and always treats it with the utmost respect. He holds yoga classes in strange places, such as on top of a blimp, and he has been known to throw his least flexible students down over the city skyscrapers to their deaths.

He was hired after a photographer thought he looked photogenic after seeing his mugshot, and has been a teacher and mascot for Beef City Yoga.

## Trivia

* Disco Donkey was created and played by Sebmceough.
* Disco Donkey is neutral, and is not part of any gang, although he has killed people on several occasions.
* Disco Donkey has a dog named Disco Doggo.
* His son, Donal, is named for Sebmceough's real life father.
* Disco Donkey is best friends with Mario.
* Disco Donkey is 24% parachute.
* Disco Donkey's nose is two feet long.