Asherpate's cars series 1 episode 16: 1993 Pepsi 400

The second race at Daytona. It's a very long episode. Before the race, in a bar, Chick Hicks ate Jeff Gorvette's pizza.

## Transcript

(before the race)

(in a bar)

Chick Hicks(weakly): I hate This i Hate Diet´s since 3 Days Only This (Dolphin Censor) Salad!. I have Lost 5 Pounds. in Tears!(Sobs)

Chick Hicks: I SEE THE PIZZA! SCREW YOU GORVETTE SSSKKKKKKRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT!!!

Jeff Gorvette: NOOO! THIS IS SO UNFAIR!!!

Chick Hicks: HA WHAT A TASTY PIZZA! AND WITH MAYONNAISE INSTEAD OF TOMATOE SAUCE!!!!

Jeff Gorvette (cries): WAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Tom Bennett: Sonny, you will have a bad crash next race

Jeff Gorvette (bawls): AGHGHAHATGHHHAHHAHAHAGAHAHGAHAHAGAHAHAH! WHY!

(soon, Dale Earnhardt, Chuck Armstrong, Dale Carrett, Davey Carllison, and Bill Racelott arrive)

Dale Earnhardt: GET OUT YOU TWO! STOP MESSING WITH WONDER BOY! (pushes Chick and Tom out of the bar)

Jeff Gorvette: HEY INTIMINATOR, I'M SO UPSET THAT CHICK HICKS AT MY PIZZA!

Dale Earnhardt: It's ok, Jeff! I know you're hungry.

Jeff Gorvette: YEAH! I'M HUNGRY FOR PIZZA!

Dale Earnhardt: Ok! They're getting you a new pizza!

Pizza maker: Here you go, rookie racer! I'm sorry that Chick Hicks ate the other pizza I gave you! Enjoy your new pizza!

Jeff Gorvette: Thanks! Let's eat, Dale!

(Jeff Gorvette eats 5 slices of the new pizza while Dale Earnhardt eats 3 slices of the new pizza)

Dale Earnhardt: So! You like the pizza?

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah! Do you like it?

Dale Earnhardt: Yes! Now, the Pepsi 400 is gonna start in 2 hours!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! Let's go!

(Jeff Gorvette, Dale Earnhardt and the other racers went from the bar to Nightdona Speedway)

(3 days later, the race starts)

Ken Squier: We're coming to the green for the Pepsi 400 at Nightdona!

Ray Reverham: A lot of cars ahead of you!

Jeff Gorvette: Oh, man! I have to climb up! (passes 13 cars)

(lap 22)

Ken Squier: It's lap 22. The rookie Jeff Gorvette started way back in 27th place, but now, he has passed 13 cars in the feld. Dale Earnhardt is still in the lead. Right behind him are Cal Weathers and Chick Hicks.

Chick Hicks: I'M TIRED OF YOU AHEAD OF ME! TAKE THIS (turns Cal Weathers)

Ned Carrett: Oh, no! Cal Weathers spins! He collects Haul Inngas!

Ken Squier: Big crash behind them! Cal Weathers, Haul Inngas, Thomas Tanrev, Chuck Armstrong, Larry Smith and Bobby Carbonte!

Ray Reverham: The caution is out! The caution is out!

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah! I saw that big crash!

Ken Squier: The caution is out and the feld is open. The racers are coming to pit road! Jeff Gorvette takes 2 tires and just 1 can of fuel!

Ned Carrett: And Jeff is out of pit road and is right behind Rusty Wallace!

Ken Squier: Dale Earnhardt is the first one out of pit road!

(lap 60)

Ken Squier: Dale Earnhardt, out front!

Ray Reverham: Drive into the inside!

Jeff Gorvette: I'm on the inside, Dale!

Dale Earnhardt: Oh! It's you, Wonder Boy!

Ned Carrett: Here comes Jeff Gorvette on the inside of Earnhardt!

Spike: I hope Jeff win this!

Jeff Gorvette: Seya later, Intiminator!

Ken Squier: And Jeff takes the lead from Earnhardt! Rookie Jeff Gorvette leads lap 60!

Dale Earnhardt: I'll give you a draft! (pushes Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Dale Earnhardt right behind Jeff! I don't know if he's gonna pass him!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette holds the lead from Earnhardt as Earnhardt drafts on Jeff. I wish Earnhardt is gonna draft on Gorvette until the end of the race! Dale's friend, Ken Schrader running up in 3rd!

Ned Carrett: Ken is Jeff's teammate!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette keeps holding of Dale Earnhardt and leads lap 61!

(2 laps later)

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette is still in the head and Dale Earnhardt still in 2nd!

Jeff Gorvette: I must win this race! I must win this race!

(Suddenly, Jeff Gorvette loses control)

Spike: OH! AND JEFF GORVETTE GETS LOSE! HE SAVES IT AND DALE EARNHARDT IS IN THE LEAD!

Ken Squier: Gorvette drops back to 3rd and Dale Earnhardt leads lap 64!

Pinkie: Poor, Jeff!

Spike: I hope he gets back in the lead!

Ned Carrett: Now Jeff is gonna try something else!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok, Ken! I'll push you into the lead, and 20 laps later, you'll push me so I can win this! (pushes Ken Schrader)

Ken Squier: Looks like Jeff Gorvette is pushing his teamate Ken Schrader into the lead! Ken holds of Dale Earnhardt and leads lap 65!

Ned Carrett: And now Ken Schrader and Jeff Gorvette are going to 1st and 2nd!

Ken Squier: Dale Earnhardt down to 3rd! I hope Jeff takes the lead back!

Dale Earnhardt: How about the inside (passes Jeff Gorvette and Ken Schrader)

Ned Carrett: Oh! And Dale Earnhardt is back in the lead!

Ken Squier: Gorvette has no chance of leading this lap as Earnhardt leads lap 66! Lap 67 and Dale Carrett is in 4th!

Ned Carrett: THAT'S MY SON! THAT'S MY SON!

Dale Carrett: This is for you, dad! (passes Jeff Gorvette and Ken Schrader)

Ned Carrett: MY SON PASSES JEFF AND KEN! HE'S BEHIND DALE EARNHARDT!

Dale Carrett: Here I come, Mr Intimidator! (passes Dale Earnhardt)

Ned Carrett: NOW HE TAKES THE LEAD FROM EARNHARDT!

Spike: HOW DID DALE CARRETT GET FROM 4TH TO 1ST IN A SINGLE LAP OF THIS RACE!

Ken Squier: Dale Carrett leads lap 67!

(lap 69)

Ken Squier: Dale Carrett, still in the lead! Ken Schrader in 2nd, Jeff Gorvette in 3rd and Dale Earnhardt in 4th!

Jeff Gorvette: Time to push you again! (pushes Ken Schrader)

Ned Carrett: Here comes Ken Schrader on the inside of Carrett while Jeff Gorvette gives him a big push!

Ken Squier: Ken and Jeff will go to 1st and 2nd! And Dale Carrett is down to 3rd while Dale Earnhardt is right behind him! Ken Schrader leads lap 69!

Dale Earnhardt: I must get back in the lead! (passes Dale Carrett)

Ken Squier: Here comes Earnhardt passing Carrett for 3rd! He's now behind those two Hendrick racers, Ken Schrader and Jeff Gorvette!

Dale Earnhardt: Must chase those Hendrick racers! (drafts on Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: And Dale Earnhardt is drafting on Jeff Gorvette!

Ken Squier: Who will go into the inside? Will it be Gorvette or Earnhardt?

Dale Earnhardt: Time to take the lead! (passes Jeff Gorvette and Ken Schrader)

Ken Squier: And it's Earnhardt! Earnhardt passes Ken Schrader and leads lap 70!

(lap 131)

Ken Squier: Dale Earnhardt takes the lead and Jeff Gorvette passes Ernie Swervan for 3rd! He's gonna draft on Ken Schrader! Yes he does!

Jeff Gorvette: Here you go, teammate! Pass your friend!

Ken Schrader: Oh yeah! (passes Dale Earnhardt)

Ned Carrett: Ken gets help from Jeffand will lead lap 131!

Ken Squier: Lap 132 and Jeff Gorvette tries to get to 2nd, but Dale Earnhardt has a strong car as he keeps 2nd palace!

Ned Carrett: Now Earnhardt is ceatching up to Ken Schrader!

Dale Earnhardt: How are you doing, my friend! (passes Ken Schrader)

Ken Squier: And Dale is back in the lead!

(finish)

Ken Squier: Earnhardt is gonna win in the Pepsi 400!

Dale Earnhardt: Yes! Victory is mine, baby!

Ray Reverham: Good job! Another top 5!

Jeff Gorvette: Oh, yeah!

(after the race)

Jeff Gorvette: Good job winning, Dale!

Dale Earnhardt: Yes. And I'll tell you what, rookie? That's a great top 5 for you!

Jeff Gorvette: Thanks Dale! I hope I can beat you next race!

Dale Earnhardt: Bye, Wonder Boy!