Hat Merchant event

Occurs in:

1. Sylvan's Nexus

*Upon arriving at the beacon you receive a hail from a nearby store station shaped like a large hat. "Ssstranger, welcome! I know you're not from around here, but I'm open to sssell to any cussstomersss willing! Would you like to come in?*

## Event

1. *Visit the store.*
	* *You step onboard and are greated with the fairly unpleasant smell of crusty felt, and endless rows upon rows of hats. You walk further inside until you find a counter where Sylvan sits, wearing a backwards baseball hat. "Greatingsss, ssstranger! I'm hat Sssylvan, an honessst hat merchant! I sssell hatsss, I make hatsss, I collect hatsss, and I even guard the ssssecret jewel of the one truth! Would you like to buy a hat, ssstranger? They're quite fancccy!*
		1. Buy a ranger's hat. [Doubled ranged damage for your crew]
			+ Great, you've made a Ssssylvan very happy today! I hope you enjoy your hat, ssstranger! You'll need it againssst Prime... Jusssst uh, try not to go too hard on him, alright ssstranger? I wasssn't allowed to sssell hatsss under the lassst regime...
				- Receive Hidden Augment [HAT\_RANGER]
		2. Buy a gas mask. [Your crew become immune to suffocation]
			+ Great, you've made a Ssssylvan very happy today! I hope you enjoy your hat, ssstranger! You'll need it againssst Prime... Jusssst uh, try not to go too hard on him, alright ssstranger? I wasssn't allowed to sssell hatsss under the lassst regime...
				- Receive Hidden Augment [HAT\_MASK]
		3. Buy a fedora. [Your crew use short-range teleportation movement]
			+ Great, you've made a Ssssylvan very happy today! I hope you enjoy your hat, ssstranger! You'll need it againssst Prime... Jusssst uh, try not to go too hard on him, alright ssstranger? I wasssn't allowed to sssell hatsss under the lassst regime...
				- Receive Hidden Augment [HAT\_FEDORA]
		4. I'm sorry - the jewel of what?
			+ Huh? Oh, right! The sssecret jewel of the one truth! I'd tell you more but... I can only tell the ssssecretsss to important people who are wearing hatsss! Ssso uh, if you want to know... maybe come back here with, I don't know... a Unique Crew Member with a hat? Otherwissse, I can ssstill trade!
				1. (Haynes/Tully/A55/Irwin/Tyrdeo/Freddy/Kaz/Ariadne) We have an important person with a hat.
					- Oh of courssse, my apologiessss sstranger! I didn't even realizzze! Thisss meansss you are truly worthy of the one truth of the sssecret jewel of the one truth!
						1. Okay... and what is it?
							* Hat Sylvan leans in closer to whisper the secret to you. "The sssecret isss... there isss no sssecret jewel of the one truth! That would be sssilly. Haha, I wasss lying to you ssstranger. I jussst wanted to feel sspecial. Because you found thisss sssecret blue option, and I feel kind of bad for leading you on though, I'll give you sssomething extra niccce ssstranger! But only for the future.
								+ Receive the magic hat for future run
				2. Buy a ranger's hat. [Doubled ranged damage for your crew]
					- Great, you've made a Ssssylvan very happy today! I hope you enjoy your hat, ssstranger! You'll need it againssst Prime... Jusssst uh, try not to go too hard on him, alright ssstranger? I wasssn't allowed to sssell hatsss under the lassst regime...
						* Receive Hidden Augment [HAT\_RANGER]
				3. Buy a gas mask. [Your crew become immune to suffocation]
					- Great, you've made a Ssssylvan very happy today! I hope you enjoy your hat, ssstranger! You'll need it againssst Prime... Jusssst uh, try not to go too hard on him, alright ssstranger? I wasssn't allowed to sssell hatsss under the lassst regime...
						* Receive Hidden Augment [HAT\_MASK]
				4. Buy a fedora. [Your crew use short-range teleportation movement]
					- Great, you've made a Ssssylvan very happy today! I hope you enjoy your hat, ssstranger! You'll need it againssst Prime... Jusssst uh, try not to go too hard on him, alright ssstranger? I wasssn't allowed to sssell hatsss under the lassst regime...
						* Receive Hidden Augment [HAT\_FEDORA]