Todd Howard

Todd Howard seduces you in the bathroom at a Fleetwood Mac concert

> "Who's laughing now?"
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Todd Howard is a minor character in the Ashat Cinematic Universe. He was first brought up by That\_Revenant soon after he joined during the Ashat Revival (Ashat 2) Arc, but he's been with us all from the beginning of time; telling lies, telling sweet little lies.

## Personality and Characteristics

Todd is a fascinating specimen. The director & executive producer at Bethesda Studios, Todd has brought just as much as he's taken away. He's been often known for saying such prophetic things such as, "Oh...hey there. That's right it's me, Bethesda's Todd Howard. Look I know you told me not come around anymore. I know when you bought Skyrim for the Xbox one you said you were done. At least let me plead my case. Did you know that fallout 4 is the perfect game, it'll have no load times. Yeah...did you like that? You can create any character you want, even generate a baby based on the couple you make. Does that tickle your fancy? Now....how about these...true...dynamic soft shadows, radiant to AI. Real world physics...go where you want, DO whatever you want. Dynamic...Volumetric lighting, all of this is being generated in real time by the game...Over 200 dungeons ALL hand-crafted. The most ambitious and detailed game world we have ever made...It works, it actually works perfectly. We have been working very...very hard to create something special. You could play...forever. I know your friends told you to stay away from me...and I know...those paid mods man I screwed up I screwed that up real bad but I promise...I promise I've changed. Look baby I was in alot of stress okay? I mean...Fallout 3 had had over 200 endings...we're probably doing too much and working too hard. Player freedom still remains one of our major calls...we've have our responsibility to do this game right. Our artists have painstakenly modeled over 9000 objects...even our diolauge is dynamic. We put alot of effisis on making this entertaining...I'm doing all of this for you. Our fans...really are the greatest in the world...YOU'RE the greatest in the world. That's why I've been working so hard...to bring you the kind of experience you deserve. Now I gotta go, they're playing my favorite song out there and if I don't dance, well...then I'll regret it forever. Cause when you think of me you think of fun...that's the Todd Howard guarantee. Here's my...gamertag, now you behave yourself...who's laughing now?" at people in bathrooms of his favorite music creator, Fleetwood Mac.

## Allies and Enemies

### Allies:

1. Bethesda
2. The entire Imperial Guard at Cyrodiil
3. Sweet little lies
4. Chess club

### Neutral:

1. Everyone who buys every Elder Scrolls game (they will not suffer by his wrath)

### Enemies:

1. Load times
2. Argonians

## Trivia

* It's hinted by both Mr.\_Magnum and Revenant that Magnum may be Todd Howards son, which would conflict with the idea that it was actually Simpleflips.
* Todd Howard was the second person who has been officially confirmed to be part of the Ashat Cinematic Universe lore who is not actually associated with Ashat who is also a real human being.
* He was in the chess club