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Alvin Dies Of Neurotoxin While An Onlooker Stares Into the Abyss, Before the Abyss Stares Back

"**Alvin Dies Of Neurotoxin While An Onlooker Stares Into the Abyss, Before the Abyss Stares Back**" is a song by Negative Øhio. It was the first song made and released by the band, and is a dark and relatively minimalist composition that tries to convey a dark mood. It is labeled as genres such as noise, industrial and dark ambient.

It was released on August 28th, 2018 digitally. It was later also released on the album *Metal Is Girly And Gay (And That's Okay)*.

## Composition

The song is composed around a guitar jam that is slowed and pitched down into dark distorted ambience. Percussion made by hitting on a bed frame with a drum stick and ukulele improvisation was then added on top of the guitar.

The song is in a free form tempo, with each instrument playing at their own pace.

## Trivia

* The song title comes from a shitpost description of what was happening in Neil Cicierega's *Tripmunks* video (now taken down), in which he layered all the live-action *Alvin & The Chipmunks* movies on top of each other at half speed.

## Sources/References

1. ↑ https://negativeohio.bandcamp.com/track/alvin-dies-of-neurotoxin-while-an-onlooker-stares-into-the-abyss-before-the-abyss-stares-back
2. ↑ https://genius.com/Negative-hio-alvin-dies-of-neurotoxin-while-an-onlooker-stares-into-the-abyss-before-the-abyss-stares-back-lyrics
3. ↑ https://www.discogs.com/Negative-%C3%98hio-Alvin-Dies-Of-Neurotoxin-While-An-Onlooker-Stares-Into-The-Abyss-Before-The-Abyss-Sta/release/12457965
Transgender Lucifer (fictional character)

The character from the popular animated TV show

**Transgender Lucifer (aka. Lucy T. Devil)** is the main character of the popular animated show of the same name from the Stickman timeline. Her character is defined by her hatred of Christians and cis people, a joke that seemed very funny and edgy to audiences when the show first premiered in 2006 on North Blanksheetican television.

In recent years the character have been criticized by trans people for demonizing them, while snobby TV critics have kept praising the character for her "subversive and dangerous pro-activeness". Despite everybody else agreeing the show have aged very poorly and it stopped being funny after killing off God, its TV ratings are still surprisingly high and as such the character keeps showing up in defensive think pieces every week.

## Appearance

Lucy is always seen wearing her iconic bow and iconic skirt, as well as wielding her iconic pitchfork to torment the religious right with. She's also drawn with her iconic horns and iconic tail in most episodes, though on occasion the animators forget to draw them due to things like the plague or public execution to scare the public into submission.

As well as her getup, she's usually seen with her iconic adorable facial expression, something she often uses in the show to try and get herself out of sticky situations by adoring her adversaries into a false sense of security.

## Merchandising

Due to the character's popularity, it's no surprise that the media conglomerate that is the Feux Network went hard on selling out. Some noticeable pieces of merchandise includes:

* Novelty T-shirts with some of her many catchphrases, such as "Cis people are not people", "I like murder" and "Your mom sucks champagne corks in Hell"
* Several novelty songs, such as "Satan Christmas Cha Cha" and "Kill the Big Man"
* Novelty guitar straps of God getting overthrown
* Shower curtains (taken off the market after it was found to be toxic)
* Novelty toxic shower curtains (poisonous on purpose, also taken off the market)
* "Novelty" love pillows (also also taken off the market)
* A super hero comic book (also also also taken off the market)
* A god damn flamethrower (somehow not taken off the market)
* Novelty toilet paper (it's covered in hot sauce)

## See also

* Transgender Lucifer (the song)
* Transgender Lucifer (the fictional TV show)
Jason Lightwalker

Jason Lightwalker was a former Jedi knight that surved the order up until the Eternal Empire campaign where he notably refused an invertation back into the Order following his defeat of the Eternal Empire.

Born to Alfjess and Candice Lightwalker, Jason was the first in his entire family to become a Jedi. It wasn't until a duel with the Sith lord Darth Nox that Jason was decended from the mad Sith Darth Ramune, dispite this knowlage, Jason stayed a model Jedi until the Eternal Empire campaign where he would later refuse a deal that would've see him return to the Jedi.

Dispite refusing the rank of Jedi, Jason, alongside his Eternal Alliance, helped the Republic in many battles often working with his hand picked squad, Omega Squad. This squad played a key role in the final defeat of Jason's Grandfather, Darth Trandar.

Jason would eventully father children with his beloved, Kira, they would have three kids togeather. Unfortunatly their son, Jamarc would be suduce by the dark side and lead a campaign agaisnt his father's alliance. Jason ultimatly faced his fallen son, still holding out hope that his son could be saved. Although he would kill the Sith who corupted his son, Jason was eventully slain by the fallen Jedi, Choppo Jezic.
THE TRILOGY

***THE TRILOGY*** is an EP by Negative Øhio, consisting of 3 songs recorded in close proximity to each other. The songs are all instrumental, with an abstract and somewhat tongue-in-cheek, semi-satirical dark narrative told through the song titles.

It was released on October 13th, 2018 digitally.

## Tracklist

1. Child Murderer! (I Always Knew It Would Come To This) - 3:20
2. The Toy That Protects American Oil Interests Overseas - 3:39
3. Don’t Wipe Your Ass With Oil - 4:28
4. (Hidden bonus track) All Songs At Once!!!! - 3:19

## Trivia

* The entirety of the EP (except for the hidden bonus track) is also included on the full length album *Metal Is Girly And Gay (And That's Okay)*.

## References

1. ↑ https://negativeohio.bandcamp.com/album/the-trilogy
2. ↑ https://genius.com/albums/Negative-hio/The-trilogy
3. ↑ https://www.discogs.com/Negative-%C3%98hio-The-Trilogy/release/12688436
Mario

Mario is one of the four original fighters in Super Smash Land. Mario represents the Super Mario franchise within Smash Land. At the cost of having a mediocre recovery, the player gets one of the more Powerful Up Tilts and Up Airs.

## Attacks

Neutral Attack/Nair - Mario shoots out a fireball that flies forward for a second before falling and bouncing along the floor. Deals 3 damage.

Dash Attack - A sliding kick that deals 8 damage and has fair knockback.

Down Tilt - Mario's "Break Dance" attack. Mario does a sweep kick that hits both in front and behind him. Deals 5 damage.

Up Tilt - A strong uppercut that can lead into his uppercut. Deals 8 damage.

Back Air - Mario kicks backward with both feet, dealing 4 damage to any foe hit by this attack.

Forward Air - Mario does an overhead punch that'll launch foes downwards, which has the capability of spiking at higher percentages.

Down Air - Mario Tornado. Mario spins in a circle several times before punching outward with both fists.

Recovery - Super Jump Punch. Mario jumps into the air in a diagonal direction, and anyone hit by the three hits in this move will be dealt 2 damage per hit. As well, if anyone is hit by this move, the amount of times they get hit will be shown by coins displaying on screen just beside Mario. 3 coins mean that every attack hit, and zero coins mean that none of the attacks hit. Using this move will put Mario into free-fall.
Doctor Croc Anne

**Doctor Croc Anne** is a former gumshoe, and current doctor and reporter from the Mirror Timeline. She and her sister started their lives as crocodiles on the Nile, before being shot by poachers and turned into shoes in the US. However, something magical happened at the shoe factory that day that made all the shoes sentient, giving them a new life.

## Appearance

Croc was turned into a brown and green ladies' hiking shoe, of somewhat shoddy quality. After being given back life, she grew eyes with irises reflecting the Nile, a crocodile mouth and nostrils. Yep, she looks like a shoe alright.

## Backstory

Croc Anne and Allie Anne lived in a small farming community near the Nile in Egypt. There they helped their parents tend to crops and livestock, while going out fishing on the river for fun on weekends. They lived a happy, peaceful life there for 30 years, but on the day before their parents' retirement party tragedy struck. Texan poachers looking to make cheap clothing massacred their village, bringing with them the hides of most, but leaving the elderly in unmarked graves.

While having their remains processed into footwear in the Texan sweatshops, something strange happened. Some claim it was fairy dust, others karma, but whatever it was it stopped the blood-stained machinery and filled the air with strange magic. Suddenly, all the people turned into shoes woke up, finding themselves back from death and breathing through shoelaced lungs. A revolt ensued, ending up in the shoes and slave workers escaping the factory, while the poachers were never seen again.

In fear of being caught by authorities and mistreated, all the shoes split up and laid low for many years, pretending to be inanimate objects in various gutters and closets around the world. Croc and Allie promised that one day they would find each other again, making a secret code that they could use to contact each other with in the future.

## Modern day

Many years have passed since that day, and the shoes have started to emerge into society one by one. Croc Anne was one of the first shoes to come out of the closet, working as a gumshoe for a while to help other shoes who were in trouble at the time. After some years, she left her detective agency to her friend Skobob Sålemann, and began studying at a university.

Being very productive and bright, she ended up getting a master's degree in both medicine and journalism in the same year, combining her skills to write about medicine, health and even crime scene analysis. While studying she also met her future wife, a woman named Anne Footloose, who could only afford one shoe due to her crippling student loan. They hit it off, and it turned out her other shoe was also alive without her knowing, ending up in them all getting married together in 2020.

To this day, she is still looking for her sister, though it is said she is still alive and well, having settled down in Iceland with her spouse according to wild speculation.
Everyday Objects

Anything can be used as an instrument, which is something Negative Øhio loves to experiment with.

## Bed Frame

The metal frame of a bed was used for percussion in "Alvin Dies Of Neurotoxin While An Onlooker Stares Into the Abyss, Before the Abyss Stares Back", hitting it with drum sticks and recording it with a microphone. When hit at different spots, the bed would make different sounds. The part of the bedframe that made the "bass drum" sound was so loud it made the microphone clip badly, which was kept intentionally in the recording as an effect.

## Disc Repair Kit

A disc repair kit was used in the song "Don't Wipe Your Ass With Oil", where the band recorded it while it was trying to repair a scratched copy of the video game *Silent Hill 2*. The recording was then distorted heavily, creating a wall of noise that also sounds like somebody screaming in agony.
A Trip in The Abysses

**"A Trip in The Abysses"** is a song by Negative Øhio. The track is a mix of field recording and complete free-form improvisation, making a dark soundscape as a whole. It is labeled as genres such as Noise, Drone Metal, Experimental and Industrial.

It was released on November 29th, 2018 digitally. It was later also released on the album *Metal Is Girly And Gay (And That's Okay)*.

## Composition

The foundation of the song is that of a field recording of a washing machine and an air dehumidifier, which was then distorted to make a dense-sounding, consistent wall of droning noise. This is accompanied by improvised percussive jamming done on a water bottle and an empty energy drink can.

The leads of the track are played on an otamatone, a Japanese musical toy which makes digitized pitched wailing. The free-form performance of the instrument here treats it similar to that of a saxophone. The recording was then affected by effects to make them sound like wails of dying seagulls.

Buried underneath all this, there are lyric-free death growls performed through a kazoo, and recordings of gurgling water.

## Trivia

* The title comes from an episode of the children's television show *Happy Adventures*, entitled "Trip in the abysses". It was chosen both for its amusing typo, and to fit the disturbing atmosphere of the track.
* The song is stylized as being 6:66 minutes long on the CD release of *Metal Is Girly And Gay (And That's Okay).* This is technically correct, as 7 minutes plus 6 seconds is the same length of time as 6 minutes plus 66 seconds.
* Alluding to the alternate meaning of the word "trip", the cover art for the song was made to look as trippy as possible.
* While the song have growled vocals, there are no real lyrics. On their Bandcamp, the lyrics are described as "In a language incomprehensible to any being in this dimension or the next".

## References

1. ↑ https://negativeohio.bandcamp.com/track/a-trip-in-the-abysses
2. ↑ https://genius.com/Negative-hio-a-trip-in-the-abysses-lyrics
3. ↑ https://www.discogs.com/Negative-%C3%98hio-A-Trip-In-The-Abysses/release/12870638
4. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbL0MdpbGoU
The Dentist

**The Dentist** is a character that first appeared in the music video for the song Why Won’t Anyone Believe That My Teeth Need to Come Out? Nobody knows exactly who he is or where he comes from, but he have been spotted near abandoned dental clinics at the stroke of 4 in the morning according to eye witnesses. Whenever he is nearby, people have said that their teeth starts to ache.

It is believed that he must be some sort of undead or supernatural being, with people citing his appearances as "hauntings".

## Apperance

The Dentist appears to have possibly been a dog person at some point, though what remains is barely recognizable as such. Instead of eyeballs and ears he have extra sets of teeth, and his hair is made up of a dark green paste oozing out from underneath his crown. He always wears his lab coat which is smudged with dirt and God knows what else, and a name tag in which his personal information have been scratched out with ink.

When he appears he is usually seen holding a bucket of teeth, seemingly collecting them for some unknown reason. He also tends to wield a rusty dentistry tool.

## Sightings

The only documented sighting of The Dentist was on the North Pole during an all-night Christmas party, in which he suddenly appeared. This was caught on camera by Gigakoops and Nightmare Lyre, who afterwards say they recall nothing about the sighting. Self-proclaimed paranormal investigator Bubba Billy-Bob inspected the scene of the incident but came to the conclusion that "there ain't seem to be no logical reasoning for why some sort of dental spook would haunt a party full of sugar-filled candy, it just ain't right".

Other reports of sightings have occasionally popped up across Norway, Sweden, Finland, Denmark, Antarctica, Island, on the set of the popular animated TV show "Transgender Lucifer", at the murder scene of linedancing legend Clyde McTenline, and Ohio. This seemingly confirms he's more likely to appear in frozen tundras than areas with warmer climates.

Some Norwegian people who have seen him have wondered if his hauntings are meant as a satirical look at Norway's poor dental healthcare, although Bubba Billy-Bob have denied these claims, citing that "them haunts be apolitical, y'hear?".

## Theories About Origin

Many people theorize that he must have been some sort of medical worker before becoming what he is now. A popular theory is that he was a dentist.

Billy-Bob did an internet search about dentist office fires in the 1600's in Alabama and Texas, and he have concluded it might actually be the ghost of General Custer. These claims have been put under doubt however.
The Lore

Negative Øhio have come up with several characters, backstories, concepts and ideas related to their music, making their own fictional universe for fun.

## Characters

*Full article: Characters*

As well as their own personas, the band have made up a roster of many different characters that are either referenced in lyrics, album covers, song titles, music videos or descriptions.

## Concepts

*Full article: Concepts*

The Negative Øhio universe has several concepts, events, items and ideas used to build backstories and narratives with their characters.

## Other Media

These are other media projects that Negative Øhio have made together.

* a pack of tiny foxes
Characters

This category is about characters Negative Øhio have created that are also involved with their music and/or lore in some sort of way.

## List of Characters

Original Characters of the Band

* Gigakoops/Lizzy
* Nightmare Lyre/Nightmare Lyra

### From the Main Timeline

* A shiny fox
* A tiny fox
* Bubba Billy-Bob
* Crabster
* Curtis O. Cuddle
* The Fish Detective
* Jazzhole
* satans\_hestkuk69
* Swift the Fox
* Voice Witch

### From the Stickman Timeline

* The BMI Bandit and The Yoga Warrior
* The Bodyguard
* The Breakfast Ghosts
* Clyde McTenline
* Stack Man
* Transgender Lucifer (fictional character)
* Yoko & Joni Stack Man

### From the Mirror Timeline

* Doctor Croc Anne
* Peter Pancake
* Punk Chick
* Pøsitive Nevada
* Tone Bláttdottir
* Vicky Medelsvendottir
A shiny fox

**The shiny fox** is a character first introduced in the "a pack of tiny foxes" videos. She would also later show up as the in-lore vocalist of "Kvifor er Korleis? Korleis er Kvifor?."

An illustration of the shiny fox

## Physical description

### Eye color

Big

She is a self-proclaimed scientist, as well as the self-proclaimed Princess of the Universe. As to what power that gives her is yet to be discovered, but it's probably a good idea to just go along with it.

## Appearance

The shiny fox is a shiny, red, red fox, with a large head and small body (much like the tiny fox). She gets her shine from eating a lot of gems, and things that resemble or have similar characteristics as gems (for example, jewel cases and glasses). She also has a very large, shiny, silver unibrow that may be made of gems. Her ears, legs, and tip of her tail are black.

## History

Not much is known of the shiny fox's origins, though it is known that she was born in London, and ended up in the same area as the tiny fox somehow. From there they became good friends, with the tiny fox sometimes helping with "scientific research" (this usually entails the tiny fox distracting other people while the shiny fox eats something shiny).

## Jobs(?)

She claims to be a scientist, with a special mission to find out if shiny objects are gems. Her highly technical, always-accurate method of testing possible gems is to eat them, and report on their taste. Nine times out of ten, the results are inconclusive, therefore requiring further testing. She's been known to test certain shiny objects for years, reaching the same result each time.

She also claims to be the Princess of the Universe. As to what this title means, or what powers she has, is yet to be discovered. Whatever her powers may be, she is a benevolent ruler, and has a very paws-off approach to ruling the universe.

## Tastes in Music

Much like the tiny fox, the shiny fox has a limited understanding of music. Because she is British royalty, she has an appreciation for opera. However, her idea of opera is any music in which the vocals or instruments sound like they're going "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" according to her. She and the tiny fox have sometimes argued whether an artist is "nu metal" or "opera," which can last anything between a few hours and a few days if not interrupted by Swift.

## Trivia

* The design of the shiny fox is based on the Ty Beanie Boo "Jewel".
* As with the tiny fox, a lot of the backstory behind the shiny fox is based on a series of in-jokes by the members of Negative Øhio.
Barefoot Sandpaper Hoedown

**"Barefoot Sandpaper Hoedown"** is a song by Negative Øhio, creating a mix of Rhytmic Noise, Free Jazz improvisation and Digital Hardcore pummeling to make a song that tries to encapsulate the sensation of dancing barefoot on sandpaper.

It was released on February 5th, 2021, digitally.

## Composition

The song started out as just a test to check out new features in the Mixcraft 9 DAW. However, they were happy enough with the results to turn it into a full song.

The track is composed at a standard 120BPM to go along with the dance theme, though it is effectively 240BPM with how fast the drums go. The beat consists of heavily distorted Gabber bass drums, Congas for snares, as well as cymbals and orchestral drums. This is then overlayed with a wall of noise, consisting of digitally generated noises of sandblasters and car engines, a glitched out vocoder sampling the vocals to ENEMA NOSEBLEED, and recordings of squeak toys and shakers.

The leads are improvised recordings performed on a computer keyboard, using a variety of sound banks ranging from chiptune leads, synth guitars and the famous acid trumpet. A composed MIDI Banjo part with heavy delay effects is also used briefly.

The vocals consists of the band hooting and hollering, as well as howling and "untz" onomatopoeia to go along with the beat. There are also samples of Clone Hero streamer randyladyman reacting to playing their song There Are No Oceans in Ohio.

## Lyrics

```
[Intro]
Whoooooooo-ie!
(Wowowowowow!) Whooie, whoooooie!
Dog, diggity doo, dee doo, ooh hoo!
That's what I'm talkin' about, yeah!
Ow my feet...
Aaaaah! (Ahh...)

[Sample 1]
Gigakoops delivering once again!

[Sick Shreddin' Solos]

[Sample 2]
Always delivering, Gigakoops, always delivering
```

## References

1. ↑ https://negativeohio.bandcamp.com/track/barefoot-sandpaper-hoedown
From Monopoly to the Grave

**"From Monopoly to the Grave"** is a song by Negative Øhio. It was their second song, with a relatively structured song structure built around a standard drum beat. As the song goes on, it builds up with more and more layers of samples and synths, and have subtle downtuned guitars going in the background throughout the song. It is labeled as genres such as Industrial, Post-Dubstep, Trip Hop and Noise.

It was released on August 30th, 2018 digitally. It was later also released on the album *Metal Is Girly And Gay (And That's Okay)*.

## Composition

The backbeat of the song is a repetitive drum loop created via MIDI, with the beat having a relaxed Trip Hop inspired vibe to it. The song also begins with a simple guitar riff consisting of one chord played over and over.

After the intro, downtuned guitars come in along with a sample of the vocals from Gigakoops' solo track "Grinding Nemo" to create a dark ambience for the bottom of the track. A lead melody is then introduced on top of this noise wall, which was created by heavily distorting another Gigakoops song: "Trumpy The Acid Trumpet In Space Adventure 9: The Chronicles of Life And Death".

As the song swells and builds up, a massively distorted xylophone MIDI track is faded into the track on top of everything else, creating a wall of sound.

The song is composed in a 4/4 rhythm at 122 beats per minute.

## Trivia

* The album cover was created by making a digital monochrome abstract painting, and then imposing the logo on top of it as to make it look like it was tagged on. This could be seen as a statement about transformative art, fitting thematically with the song's heavy use of sampling.

## References

1. ↑ https://negativeohio.bandcamp.com/track/from-monopoly-to-the-grave
2. ↑ https://genius.com/Negative-hio-from-monopoly-to-the-grave-lyrics
3. ↑ https://www.discogs.com/Negative-%C3%98hio-From-Monopoly-To-The-Grave/release/12459018
A tiny fox

The tiny fox in a cabin, behind a box of yarn, her most favorite food

**The tiny fox** is character first introduced in "Real Rockers Wear G-Strings." She is, of course, a tiny fox who really enjoys "nu-metal" (the name she gives to any music she enjoys), and may or may not have an addiction to yarn.

It is not known where she was born, though she grew up in an airport in Norway, where she learned how to speak English, Norwegian, Swedish, and Danish to varying levels of skill. She's also gained limited understanding of the outside world by listening to people talk in airport gift shops. Because she only had partial context to some conversations, she's come to her own conclusions when it comes to such things as music genre, mirrors, and the true nature of lint and yarn, the only things she eats.

## Appearance

The tiny fox is a red fox with a large head and small body. Her eyes are also notably large, taking up about half of her face. Her fur is a mostly orange with black ears and legs, and a white chest and tail tip.

## Mirrors

Her understanding of mirrors is not that of any other mortal or immortal being. She sees any images that vaguely resemble a fox as a mirror, and wonders why they "break" if they are moved or, in the case of a television or computer screen, turned off. When asked why one of these "mirrors" is not reflecting anyone else, she explains that they are *her* mirrors, therefor only she is reflected on them. In the event that a television or computer screen changes from an image of a fox to an image of any of her interests (especially yarn), she claims the "mirror" is magic, and then attempts to take the item in the new image.

## Tastes in Music

Because of her limited understanding of musical genre, she considers all music she enjoys "nu-metal," and all music she dislikes "old-metal." It is unknown where she got this understanding of music, but she is very vocal about how nu-metal is the better musical genre out of the two.

### List of Confirmed "Nu-Metal" Artists

* Willie Nelson
* Miles Davis
* Buddy Rich
* Metallica
* Fall Out Boy (though she seems to think they are Willie Nelson)
* Emperor
* Cannibal Corpse
* Genesis
* Mayhem
* Limp Bizkit
* Madonna
* will.i.am
* Meshuggah
* Bee Gees
* Negative Øhio

## Trivia

* The design for the tiny fox is inspired by the Ty Beanie Boo "Slick".
* A lot of the tiny fox's backstory is also based on a series of in-jokes between the members of Negative Øhio, in case you couldn't tell.
You Can't Spell Art Without Mozart

**You Can't Spell "Art" Without "Mozart**" is an EP by Negative Øhio, released to celebrate the 3 year anniversary of the release of their first single. It consists of 3 noisy new interpretations of famous classical works from various composers.

The EP was released on August 28th, 2021 digitally.

## Track Listing

1. I'm Not Made of Dirt You Know, I'm Made of Fur (03:48)
2. The Meat Was Not Entertaining At All (02:58)
3. Mourning Wood (04:29)

## Composition

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### I'm Not Made of Dirt You Know, I'm Made of Fur

Samples "Bagatelle No. 25 (Für Elise)" by Ludvig van Beethoven

### The Meat Was Not Entertaining At All

Samples "The Entertainer" by Scott Joplin

### Mourning Wood

Samples "Morgenstemning" and "I Dovregubbens hall" by Edvard Grieg

## Lyrics

### The Meat Was Not Entertaining At All

```
[Intro]
AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

[Outro]
*Applause*
Now, one inexpensive turret
Just flip the turret
Then snipe and shoot 50 shots
One, two, three: shoot!
Then snipe and shoot 79 shots
One, two, three: shoot!
```

#### Mourning Wood

```
Die!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Danger...
Danger...
Danger... danger...
Fire!
Danger...
Danger...
Danger... danger...
Put out the fire!

We must get ready
There are two kinds of attack
With warning, and without any warning
You know what to do
Get ready
Without any warning...

Die!
We must obey the atomic bomb
We hope it never comes
How can we tell when the atomic bomb may explode?
Yes, we must all get ready now!
We must obey the atomic bomb
So we know how to save ourselves
We must obey the atomic bomb
Without any warning...
It explodes

It's a bomb!
Duck and cover!
It is such a big explosion
Smashing buildings and knock sign boards over
And break windows all over town
Help protect us from the atomic bomb
Danger... danger...
Fire!
Then, you're on your own

There once existed a planet known as Earth
But Earth exploded!
Total destruction...

Wake up!
Wake up!
Wake up!
Wake up!
WAKE UP!!!
WAKE UP!!!
```

## Trivia

* Despite the title, none of the works covered on the EP are by Mozart. This started as Nightmare forgetting who composed Für Elise, but they decided to keep the title anyways as a self-deprecating joke.
* The EP is dedicated to Mozart and to Falco, the artist behind the New Wave classic "Amadeus" about how Mozart was the first Punk Rock idol.

## References

1. ↑ https://negativeohio.bandcamp.com/album/you-cant-spell-art-without-mozart
Carpal Tunnel

Blueprint

The **Carpal Tunnel** is a revolutionary scientific gadget created and built by Swedesk inventor John Stack Man. Its function is to make travel between different dimensions and timelines possible without risk to life or limb. The Swedesk military funded the project, hoping to use it as a strategic upper hand in the Jupiter Dropping conflict. However, Stack Man wanted his creation to be used to bridge the gaps between people and demanded it be used primarily for civilian use.

It was opened to the public at an unknown date, as the Swedesk military demanded it be kept a secret despite everybody being there to see it get unveiled.

## The Science Behind It

The inner workings of the Carpal Tunnel are beyond comprehension for most. While some vital parts are unknown, the official blueprints were posted online by Stack Man himself at some point, giving some insight:

Instead of fossil fuel, the tunnel is run by a mix of electric batteries and pancakes. Some people have speculated the pancakes are a red herring and its actually fueled by the legendary Fiskelefse artifact, however the Swedesk military has denied this.

The frame of the tunnel is built with pure mithril, at 69 meters high and wide. This was deemed necessary to make sure it doesn't break from the universal force of warping the space-time continuum, and to avoid running into any boring pretentious plotholes. The frame is equipped with beam generators to channel the tunnel into being, and with traffic lights to let people know when it is safe to enter.

Other components used in the creation of the tunnel include a wired platform, cogwheels, bolts, screws and hydraulic motor parts.

## See also

* everybody who built the carpal tunnel went blind afterwards.
* Stack Man
* Fiskelefse
Concepts

This category is about concepts, items, ideas and other miscellaneous information about the lore of the Negative Øhio universe.

## Important Stuff In The Lore

* Alternate Timelines
* Church of Endless Hunger
* Carpal Tunnel
* Fiskelefse
* Jupiter Dropping

## Fictional Media In The Lore

* Thursday Night Grocery Bag
* Transgender Lucifer (TV Show)

## Fictional Bands and Artists in the Lore

* Pøsitive Nevada
* Exit the Wizard
* Clyde McTenline
* Stack Man
* Dogpet
* Tone Bláttdottir
* satans\_hestkuk69
* Peter Pancake and the Flour Power Band
Why Won’t Anyone Believe That My Teeth Need to Come Out?

**"Why Won’t Anyone Believe That My Teeth Need to Come Out?"** is a song by Negative Øhio. The track is a foreboding soundscape of horrific noise and instrumental improvisation. It is labeled as genres such as Dark Ambient, Industrial, Avant-Garde Metal and Free Jazz.

It was released on December 17, 2019 digitally. It was later also released on the album *Never Mind The Gap*.

## Composition

The song is performed in a free-form tempo, with no distinctive sections or structures outside of building up over time with more layers of sound.

The lead instruments of the track is an ukulele strummed with a energy drink can to make it sound very strange, and a bass guitar that is heavily effected to sound almost alien in nature. There is no traditional rhythm section in the song, though distorted samples of water dripping and chains scraping are used to sporadically as percussion.

Recordings of disgusting gurgle-y mouth sounds are used as background ambience, and later distorted to sound like pained screams. The sound of the dentist drill at the end is also created using white noise and heavy bit-crushing.

## Trivia

* The song title is a quote from the cartoon TV show Arthur.
* The album cover and music video for this song is the introduction of The Dentist.

## References

1. ↑ https://negativeohio.bandcamp.com/track/why-won-t-anyone-believe-that-my-teeth-need-to-come-out
2. ↑ https://soundcloud.com/negativeohio/why-wont-anyone-believe-that-my-teeth-need-to-come-out
Negative Øhio

**Negative Øhio** is a Noise/Experimental/Avant-Garde Metal/Industrial/Queercore/Free Jazz Fusion project started by Gigakoops and Nightmare Lyre in 2016. The band uses their fursonas as representations of themselves, and prefers to keep in character over appearing in person in any of their works.

The duo focuses on improvisation and experimentation in their compositions, working by the code of setting themselves no limits for what they can or can't do. This usually ends up in songs that are extremely abrasive and pushes the limits of reasonable sound levels and responsible mixing.

To date they have released two studio albums, along with a number of singles and collaborations with other artists such as Strangerous, NXP, YMRED and Sky.

## Band Name

The name of the duo have several different layers and meanings to it.

Gigakoops is from Ohio while Nightmare Lyre is from Norway. The abbreviation for Norway is "NO" while the abbreviation of the band's name is "NØ", meaning the name alludes to both of their places of origins. Norway is also the opposite of Ohio culturally and on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean, hence it's the negative of Ohio.

The letter Ø is a Norwegian letter, so replacing the O in Ohio with an Ø is another allusion to the cross-country nature of the project. The usage of this letter is also parodying the tendencies for bands to put foreign letters into their names to make their band names look "cool"; the band name is not pronounced "Negative Ohio", but rather "Negative Uhhio", actually using the vowel sound of the Ø letter.

They also have two different logos that are allusions to the band name. Both of them are hearts, referring to the American heartland and how Ohio is heart-shaped, with one having a line crossed through it and the other including an arrow pointing down, both meaning negative (so all in all negative Ohio). One of the heart logos is also nearly always used in the band name on their album covers, usually as a stylized Ø.

## See also

* List of Negative Øhio Songs
* Influences and References
Pøsitive Nevada

Graffiti of the band members

**Pøsitive Nevada** is the Mirror Timeline version of Negative Øhio. In this timeline, instead of being an Avant-Garde Noise Metal band, they're a Funk Metal group that mixes Disco and Nu-Metal.

## Formation

The group was created when DJ Nightcore's tennis career went down the drain and she wanted to start a band with her hobby as a drummer. She found Megaspooks, the bassist of a underground Segacore group called Deathegg, and they soon became friends and decided to work together.

Their early material was straight up Disco, but that was considered a bit ahead of its time so they started incorporating more contemporary sounds of Nu-Metal into their music. The result was a funky and catchy blend of heaviness and groovy danceability.

Megaspooks originally lived in Nevada, but moved to Denmark, DJ Nigthcore's home country, later on when Deathegg disbanded due to a freak incident involving hedgehogs attacking audience members. This allowed them to record more frequently.

## Image

When they started out they wore a lot of bell bottom pants and shiny suits, something that confused everybody who saw them.

After their change of sound into Funk Metal they started dressing more casually, making a point out of letting the music speak for itself. They also refused to appear in their own music videos and would just put mannequins dressed in their everyday wear in front of the camera.

They already dyed their hair before starting the group, and decided to keep doing it after forming it as it fit into both the flashy Disco image and the grungy Alternative Metal look, so why not.

## Discography

* *TWO SONGS IS ALL YOU GET* (2018)
* *Funky Lesbians (Should Be The Norm)* (2019)
* *2-Tone Funky Ska Covers of Classical Songs* (2019)
* *SLAM DAT BASS* (2020)

## See also

* Negative Øhio
* Gigakoops/Lizzy
* Nightmare Lyre/Nightmare Lyra
127 Inches of MIDI Dick

**"127 Inches of MIDI Dick"** is a song by Negative Øhio. The track is a mix of a psychedelic soundscape created with MIDI guitar improvisation and spoken word social commentary. It is labeled as genres such as Avant-Garde, Post-Metal, Freeform Jazz and Dark Ambient.

It was released on July 2, 2020 digitally. It was later also released on the album *Never Mind The Gap*.

## Composition

The song is a free time improvisational track, where the leads where played on video game guitar controllers in a MIDI song creation suite. These recordings where then heavily affected to give them an atmospheric and psychedelic vibe.

The backdrop of the composition is a mix of MIDI bass sustains, warped vocal samples from other songs and freeform percussion performed on a metal candle holder. This creates a dark undercurrent to the more ethereal sounding leads.

The lead vocals are all spoken word poetry, commenting on the objectification and othering of trans people.

## Lyrics

```
We are more than just our bodies

We are people with experiences, knowledge, emotions and wisdom

Our lives will not be reduced to a morbid fascination with our anatomy

Your curiosity is not more important than our lives and dignity

We are under no obligation to share our medical history with you

Nor information about our bodies and our personal life

Your inquiries are not allyship when it dehumanizes us

When it distracts from our struggles and our souls

Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you

When all you focus on is our genitalia
You’re being a real dick!

```

## Trivia

* The title is a joke about how the maximum velocity of MIDI notes is 127, meaning the MIDI event is "all the way up". This joke also ties into the lyrical theme of objectification and it was picked for the song due to its added satirical bite.

## Sources

1. ↑ https://negativeohio.bandcamp.com/track/127-inches-of-midi-dick
2. ↑ https://soundcloud.com/negativeohio/127-inches-of-midi-dick
Church of Endless Hunger

Glass mural depicting the International Church of The Endless Hunger, Denmark

### Products

Pancakes, pamphlets, cartoons, comic tracts, mind control drugs, children's coloring books

### Number of Members

Over 420.000

**The Church of Endless Hunger** is a death cult from the mirror dimension. It was founded by Danish-Canadian hippie Peter Pancake in 1969 after listening to a Lukas Graham record backwards while baked and coming to the conclusion that pancakes are literally the food of the Gods.

Despite their seemingly harmless beliefs, they have been criticized for using mind control drugs, with evidence from investigative journalist Vicky Medelsvendottir confirming the claims. There are also rumors about them practicing cannibalism, however the organization have denied these claims.

## Foundation

Before starting the cult, Peter Pancake was a rich kid from København, pretending to be an orphan to scam people to gain pocket change. At a young age he started smoking herb and drinking burning liquor, which he did to impress his idol, the popular 60's singer Lukas Graham, aka. the Godfather of music as a concept.

As he got older, he gained an interest in new age religions and beliefs. Namely, he wanted to make a new religion and new beliefs as a way to get more cash for his increasing substance abuse. Critics say this is the motivation for him to start a hippie collective in the late 60's, where members were to pay him all of their income. In interviews, Peter Pancake has denied these claims while trying to eat the interviewer's head.

When his hippie collective grew big enough to not fit people in his parent's mansion anymore, he used his wealth and social connections to officially register the Church of Endless Hunger as a religion in 1969. Their first temple, The International Church of The Endless Hunger, was built in downtown København the very next year.

## Rituals & Worship

According to The Book of I. Høp, God is a pancake, and God eats other pancakes to maintain power as the one true God. As thus, to worship God, one must eat pancakes exclusively to show solidarity with God's holy batter.

Following the consumption of the pancakes, it is customary for the higher ranked members of the cult to shove snowmen up their ass. This is said to be an symbolic act, with the anus symbolizing the loving warmth of the great pancake in the sky. The snowmen melting in their butts allegedly symbolizes the cleansing of sins.

These customs and rituals have been criticized as "ass-numbingly stupid" and " absurdly appalling" by critics of the church. In response to negative media coverage of these rituals, Peter Pancake went on recording throwing up on reporters while chugging a mix of whiskey and off-brand energy drink.

## Trivia

* The cult and its concept is based on a *The Sims 2* lot created by Nightmare Lyre.

## See also

* In This House of Worship, No One Leaves Hungry
* I'm Hungry and Covered In Blood (Just Another Tuesday Night)
* Peter Pancake
* Vicky Medelsvendottir
Negative Øhio Wiki

**Welcome to the Negative Øhio Wiki!**
Get to know everything you never knew you wanted to know about two musicians making absurd noise music!

Negative Øhio is a experimental music project started by Gigakoops and Nightmare Lyre. This wiki is made for fun to document our songs and projects, as well as our original characters and unnecessary lore, because why not?

## Table of Contents

### The Band

* Negative Øhio
* Gigakoops
* Nightmare Lyre
* List of Collaborators
* Media & Interviews

### The Music

* List of Negative Øhio Songs
	+ Metal Is Girly And Gay (And That's Okay)
	+ Never Mind The Gap
	+ THE TRILOGY
	+ Divine Infinite Love Flourishes
	+ You Can't Spell "Art" Without "Mozart"
	+ Unplugged Vol. 1: The Most Grating Hits
	+ Downtuned Vol. 1: The Drone reMixes
	+ ~UwU~ TRVE KVLT NORWEGIAN NIGHTCORE ~UwU~
* Instruments
* Influences and References

### The Lore

* Characters
* Concepts

*Need help building out this community?*

* Getting Started
* How to Contribute
* Managing your new community
* Guides
* All Help articles

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Crabster

### Date of death

He Shall Forevermore Guard The Fiskelefse From The Unworthy And As Thus Cannot Perish

### Place of death

It Shall Not Become A Place For His Perishing As He Is Immortal

## Physical description

### Weight

He Bears The Burden of The Ancients Upon His Non-existent Shoulders

### Eye color

Caviar

**Crabster** is the ancient guardian of the mysterious Fiskelefse artifact, which he guards with his life in all timelines simultaneously. It is said he will only let someone with a good heart and Omega-3 levels enter the temple where it is hidden.

He lives in The Temple of Kjøkken in Atlantis, where he works as a security guard during weekdays, while selling bootleg CDs to stingrays on weekends to make ends meet. He's married to Crabbyupload, and they've raised their adoptive kids Crabwire and Crabby Bay together.

He enjoys detective dramas, long sidewalks on the beach and Brutal Slamming Death Metal.

## Meeting With the Fish Detective

In 2018 in the main timeline, the famous fish detective Båtbob Skreimann managed to hunt down the Temple of Kjøkken. Crabster was at first unsure about his motives for searching for the Fiskelefse, and as such had him go through 3 trials to prove his strong heart and Omega-3 levels:

First there was a quiz where each question was about various moral dilemmas, and the score was less based on the answer given and more on why he answered the way he did. Båtbob got through it with a 99% clear rate and a 666 quiz streak, giving him a gold star rating.

The second test was an obstacle course, where he had to swim through various floating rings and such. On the way, there would be distractions from the main goal in the form of people needing help, with the score of the test not coming from the time spent swimming through rings and instead how many he helped along the way. In the end, Båtbob ignored the rings entirely and just helped all the people instead, meaning he technically passed even if it was kind of cheating.

The last and final test was simply a blood sample to check his Omega-3 levels. They were excellent, as Båtbob is in fact a fish.

With all of the tests passed, Båtbob was allowed to borrow the Fiskelefse for a year. However, after a break-in at his detective office, it was stolen from his personal safe by an unknown intruder.

Since then, Crabster has been on an inter-dimensional quest to retrieve the Fiskelefse along with Båtbob.

## Trivia

* He is named after the music download service Napster.
* He is pansexual.

## See Also

* Fiskelefse
* The Fish Detective
Child Murderer! (I Always Knew It Would Come To This)

Bandcamp single album cover

**"Child Murderer! (I Always Knew It Would Come To This)"** is a song by Negative Øhio from their EP *THE TRILOGY*, released in 2018. It is the first song on the EP, and is a chaotic noise song mixing heavy guitar work with distorted vocals and xylophone improvisation.
The song is described as such genres as Experimental and Noise.

## Composition

The song is a freeform jam centered around a guitar and xylophone dueling. The guitar is recorded at half-speed and processed beyond recognition into a glitchy distorted wall of noise, while the xylophones are kept clean for contrast. Together it makes for a chaotic and sinister-sounding soundscape.

The song also features growled vocals, with the phrase "the killer is out there" repeated over and over again. As the song goes on, the phrase comes more frequently, as to give the impression that the killer is approaching.

The song is in a freeform tempo, with each instrument playing at their own pace, and the vocals loosely following the progression of the instruments as a whole.

## Lyrics

The killer is out there
The killer is out there
The killer is out there
The killer is out there
The killer is out there
The killer is out there
The killer is out there
The killer is out there
The killer is out there
The killer is out there
The killer is out there
The killer is out there

## Trivia

* The song title is a reference to a line from the infamous Dingo Pictures mockbuster Wabuu: The Cheeky Raccoon, in which the titular racoon cuts down a tree with a birds nest in it and get accused of intentionally doing so as to murder the bird babies, when he wasn't aware of the nest. The quote is re-contextualized here to make it sound as sinister as possible, and like there is an actual child murderer on the loose.
* The Bandcamp single album cover is made to look intentionally low-effort to simulate a child's drawing. The image is twisted into new dimensions with the two next songs on their respective Bandcamp pages.
* A clean version without the vocals played at double speed was released on the April Fool's EP *Unplugged Vol. 1: The Most Grating Hits*.

## References

1. ↑ https://negativeohio.bandcamp.com/track/child-murderer-i-always-knew-it-would-come-to-this
2. ↑ https://mockbuster.fandom.com/wiki/Wabuu:\_The\_Cheeky\_Raccoon