Episode 13-13

## Cast

### Host

Buck Owens
Roy Clark

### The Hee Haw Gang

Archie Campbell
Gunilla Hutton
Gordie Tapp and Roni Stoneman
Minnie Pearl and Grandpa Jones
 Junior Samples
Lisa Todd
Don Harron
Lulu Roman
The Hager Brothers
Marianne Gordon
Riddle and Phelps
Misty Rowe
Gailard Sartain
Buck Trent
Kenny Price and Linda Thompson
John Henry Faulk
Reverend Grady Nutt
Mackenzie Colt
George Lindsey
Chase Randolph, Diana Goodman, Nancy Traylor
Slim Pickens
Cathy Baker and Buford
Roy Acuff
Jesse Rose

### Guests

Ernest Tubb
Billie Jo Spears
Cheryl Handy
Alex Houston and Elmer

### Musicians

The Nashville Edition
The Buckaroos
Charlie McCoy and the Hee Haw Band

Welcome to *Hee Haw* '82 with special guests:

* Ernest Tubb
* Billie Jo Spears
* Cheryl Handy

and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.

And the whole *Hee Haw* gang!

I'm Buck!

      I must be Roy!

It's time for *Hee Haw*.

      Oh boy!

With country music

      And jokes to boot

Welcome, America

      Salute!

## Skits and Songs

* Buck Owens and the whole Hee Haw gang
	+ "Love Makes the World Go Round"
* Empty Arms Hotel
	+ Misty's lost
* Doc Campbell
	+ Charging a man with a split personality
* Kornfield Post Office
	+ The Dixie sisters looking for husbands
* Billie Jo Spears
	+ "Standing Tall"

* Hee Haw Honky Tonk
* The Farmer's Daughter
	+ Billy Bob broke his leg
* Archie's Barber Shop
	+ Little Red Hiding Rood
* Salute!
	+ Ernie Pyle, Indiana, population 821
* Goober's Service Station
	+ Sniff this perfume
* Gordie's General Store
	+ Dog bit Archie's mother-in-law

* Cheryl Handy
	+ "Sing with Me Darling"
* The Naggers
	+ Letter from Mama
* The Weather Girl
	+ Tokyo Samurai tournament typhoon
* Justus O'Peace
	+ George's tee-totaling companions
* The Moonshiners
	+ Drinking from a jug
* John Henry Faulk's American Inventions
	+ Marconi's wireless radio
* Roy Clark, Kenny Price, Buck Trent, and the Hee Haw Chorus Line
	+ Instrumental

* Slim Picken's Bar-B-Q
	+ Ernest Tubb
		- "Jealous Loving Heart"
* KORN News
* Lulu's Truck Stop
	+ Misty's stew is terrible
* "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, Gordie Tapp
	+ Your beauty was like winds freshly blowin'
	And it hasn't changed in all these years
	But your lovin' dear is fading not growing
	I'm heading for a life full of tears

* The Joke Fence - Lisa
	+ Didja hear about the girl who gave her love to a football player?
	No, what happened?
	She got it half-back.
* Roy Clark
	+ "There's a New Moon over My Shoulder"
* Reverend Grady Nutt
	+ Good listeners
* Hee Haw's All-Jug Band
* Knock-Knock
	+ Kelly
* Hey Grandpa, What's for Supper?
	+ Well we robbed the bees and there's biscuits and honey
	Fried chicken and gravy that you can't buy with money
	Cole slaw, butter beans, and a bowl of corn
	And a hot sassafras tea, sure as you're born
	Yum, yum!
* Billie Jo Spears
	+ "Your Good Girl's Gonna Go Bad"

* "Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me" - Grandpa, Archie, Gordie, Kenny
	+ Oh Kenny's been known to enjoy a drink and then some
	But about what happened last night, he can only hint some
	According to the way he thunk, one drink made him drunk
	As far as I can remember, that one drink was the tenth one
* Kornfield Jokes
* Salute!
	+ St. Alban's, Vermont, population 8,082
* Misty's Country Bedtime Stories
	+ Rapunzel
* Hee Haw Dictionary
	+ Rat cheer
* Hee Haw's Gospel Quartet
	+ "Gathering Flowers for the Master's Bouquet"

* The Hee Haw Gang
	+ "So Long"