Jared Germain: Vampire Hunter/Transcript

**(Note: - Equals Either A Split In The Intro Graphics Or A Graphic That Takes Two Lines To Show [EX. Maverick Hunter City,  New York])**

**(A.D. 23XX)**

## Part 1: Setup

(The Episode Begins With Dialogue)

**Steve Linkowski:** Sometime In The 24th Century, Tree Friends Desired Only Prosperity And Peace, And Certainly Everyone Thought That The Days Of Unrest Would Surely Never Come… But On The Other Side Of Peace And Prosperity, There Invariably Exists Evil. Rejecting The People's Prosperity, They Corrupt The Peace. Those Who Sought To Use The Powers Of Evil And Remake This Corrupt World Gathered. Smiles Crept Across Their Faces As Their Expectations For The Coming Genesis Swelled. After A Long While, A Being Of Evil Once Again Returned. This Man Could Change His Form Into That Of A Bat, Particularly Favoring To Act At Night. Sucking The Blood Of His Fellow Tree Friends, He Retained Eternal Life. Master Of The Demon Castle, God Of The Wicked, Count Dracula Has Returned.

(Then Lightning Strikes Causing The Screen To Flash White As The Title Flashes In Followed By A Bloody X From The Akumajō Dracula X: Chi No Rondo [Rondo Of Blood Japanese Port] Logo.)

(It's Nighttime In The HTF Park And Molly Is Walking About)

**Molly T:** I Don’t Know Why I'm Doing This At This Hour. I Could Get Attacked By Something Bad.

(Just Then, Someone In A Tree Sees Her)

**???:** Perfect… Just The Specimen My Master Told Me To Get… Now To Make My Move!

(Molly Continues Walking As The Dark Figure Rips A Street Lamp Out Of The Ground, Molly Looks To See What's The Noise Only To See No One There)

**Molly T:** That's Odd. Isn't There Supposed To Be A Street Light There? This Is Worrying Me! I Should Get Home!

**???:** You Are Not Going Home… At Least, Your Home...

**Molly T:** Huh?!

(Molly Gets Hit In The Head By A Street Light, The Next Scene Sees The Figure As A Bat Carrying Her To A Medieval Looking Castle. The Next Morning, Jared Is Putting Up Missing Posters Of Molly With His Father Brandon And His Uncle Dylan)

**Jared G:** I Don’t Know Why She Couldn't Wait Till Morning For A Walk. Seems Very Sceptical For Her To Do That.

**Brandon G:** Well, I Don't Know About You But Me And Dylan Are Getting Hungry.

**Dylan G:** Yeah, We're Gonna Hit Happy Tree Donald's For Lunch. You Continue To Post Missing Posters.

**Jared G:** But Wait, I Can’t Do This By… (They Were Out Of Hearing Range) Damn It! I'm Never Gonna Find Her!!

(Jared Continues To Post Missing Posters Until He Sees A Paper Fly Below His Feet)

**Jared G:** Hmm?! What's This?! (Reads The Note) Missing Individual? I Know The Answers To The Disappearance Of Your Friends! If You Want More Info, Visit Me At The Dark Alleyway Between The Medicine Store And The Music Store On 77 Tree Boulevard. And If Your Name Is Jared Germain, This Meeting Is A Requirement. So You Better Be There?! What The Hell?! Who Wrote This?! (Flips Paper Over To See The Signature Of Bradley Culvert) Bradley Who?!

(He Then Goes To The Location And Peeks Down The Dark Alleyway And Sees A Door With A Single Flickering Light Above It. He Knocks On The Door, But No One Answers.)

**Jared G:** Huh?! Do I Have The Right Address?!

(He Then Sees Adam Pierce And Harry Dyke Up The Alleyway)

**Adam P:** What Are You Doing Here?! This Is Our Territory.

**Jared G:** What Do You Mean?!

**Harry D:** Hey Adam! Isn't This The Guy That Got Us Expelled From School A While Back?!

**Adam P:** Yes It Is! Ooooooh! You're So Dead Meat Now!

**Jared G:** (Furiously Pounding On The Door) Come On! Come On!! Come On!!! Let Me In! Let Me In!! Let Me In!!!

**Adam P:** I Don’t Think Anyone Is Gonna Save You Now! Now Prepare For The Beating Of Your Life!

**???:** Can I Help You Two?

**Adam P:** Beat It Blondy, Can You See We Have Some Payback To Dish Out!

**Harry D:** Yeah! Jared Got Us Expelled!

**???:** You Should Know By Now, That Is My Cousin You're Messing With.

**Jared G:** (Thinks To Himself) Wait! This Guy Knows Me?! And Did He Say That I'm His Cousin?!

**Adam P:** Just Get Your Broom, Blonde Fuck Face, And Get Ready To Sweep Up Some Broken Boy!

**Harry D:** And Make It Snappy!

**???:** I Guess You Leave Me No Choice (Brings Out A Whip And Cracks It Against Adam's Face) HIYAH!!!

**Adam P:** AH! MY FACE! MY PIERCED AND SEXY ASS FACE!!

**Harry D:** You're Gonna Pay For… (Whip Grabs His Ankle And Breaks It) GAH!! NOW I CAN’T PLAY FOOTBALL!! (Cracks His Face) AH!

(The Punks Were Moaning Around On The Ground)

**Jared G:** Thanks For Saving Me! And Who Are You And Why Am I Related To You?

**Bradley C:** The Names Bradley Culvert, And I'm A Certified Vampire Hunter. I'll Tell You More About That, But First, Follow Me...

**Jared G:** Ok.

(We Circle Wipe To His Office Being Dark Until He Opens The Door And Turns On The Lights, Revealing A Lot Of Weird Stuff Based On His Works And Missing Tree Friends.)

**Jared G:** Wow! You Really Know A Lot About These Missing Individuals.

**Bradley C:** Take A Seat.

**Jared G:** Ok. So What's Going On?

**Bradley C:** So, I've Been Tracking Some Mysterious Disappearances Of Several HTF City Citizens Including Molly Thorn, Ryan Zerbinos, Giggles, Petunia, Xeba And Several Others, And I Had Came Up With The Conclusion That An Ancient Monster Old Folk Times Was Resurrected And He Was The One Behind The Disappearances.

**Jared G:** (Gasps) You Mean Dracula?!

**Bradley C:** Yep! And This Is Where I Want To Help You Rescue Molly. I Am An Experienced Vampire Hunter And I Will Help You Slay The Beast And Rescue Molly Before She Becomes A Vampire Too.

**Jared G:** Ok. So What Do We Need To Do?

**Bradley C:** First, We Need To Get Your New Trevor Belmont Inspired Attire.

**Jared G:** Trevor? What Happened To The Simon Attire?

**Bradley C:** Your Dad Currently Has It, And That's What We Need To Do After We Get Equipped. He Told Us To Meet Us At MHS Close To Sundown, So Let's Go.

(The Two Get Equipped And Rush Off To MHS As We See Brandon [In Simon Belmont's Attire] And Dylan [In Alucard's Attire] Waiting Out Front)

**Brandon G:** Damn! They Should Be Here By Now!

**Dylan G:** Don't Blame Him! He Found A Poster That Our Cousin Bradley Made For Him!

**Jared G:** Hey Guys! We're Here!

**Brandon G:** Good! Come Inside!

(We Then Circle Wipe Into The Hunters Diagnosis On The Monster In Question)

**Cheyenne M:** Wasn't This The Same Vampire Lumpy From The Halloween HTF Episode All In Vein?

**Brandon G:** Yes! But This Version Of Vampire Lumpy Is Similar In Power To Dracula From Castlevania. He Also Has A Monster Army, Led By His Assistants Giggles, Who Wasn't Crushed Like A Soda Can As In That Episode And Is Actually A Vampire And A Werewolf Petunia.

**Zoe H:** Werewolves?! Vampires?! Monsters?! What Is This?! Midnight Hour?!

**Xavier B:** Well, It Feels Like It! At Least You Have Your Midnight Hour Armors, Right Jared And Brandon?

**Jared And Brandon G:** Yeah! And You Have One To Xavier!

**Xavier B:** Oh Yeah, Right! I Forgot…

**Bradley C:** It's Getting Close To Night, We Should Attack Now Before Molly Dies!

**Jared G:** Good Idea! Let's Go!

(The Hunters Rush Off To Count Lumpy's Castle As We Fade To Black)

--End Part 1--

### Part 2: Tears Of Red Water

(Day Quickly Turns To Night As We See A Shot Of Count Lumpy’s Castle As We See A Group Of Five Tree Friends [Molly T, Ryan Zerbinos, Xeba, Christian And Noumi] Tied Up In The Corner)

**Molly T:** What Are We Doing Here?

**Ryan Z:** I Don't Know, But Something Evil Must Have Kidnapped Us!

**Xeba:** Totally Not My Forte At All!

**Christian:** Are We All Gonna Die?!

**Noumi:** Let's Hope Not! I Can't Bare To Look At Myself Dead!

**Molly T:** Hey Guys, Quiet! I Hear Someone Coming!

(The Footsteps Ended Up To Be Giggles, But Now As A Vampire)

**Molly T:** Giggles?! You're A Vampire Too?!

**Xeba:** Weren't You Crushed Because Of Your Frozen Blood?

**Giggles:** Well, Not Really. It Was Because Lumpy Actually Didn't Put Me In The Refrigerator. As Stupid As That Might Sound, He At Least Has Some Common Sense For Me And Several Others. Those Being Petunia And Lammy.

**Molly T:** What Are You Going To Do To Us?

(Then The Screen Flashes White As We Cut To The Hunters Fighting Monsters In The Castle As A Thunderstorm Happens Outside)

**Brandon G:** Were Getting Close To The Main Corridor! I Can Feel It!

**Jared G:** But Isn't This The Point A Boss Would Appear?

(Suddenly, Before They Can Reach It, The Door To The Room Where Molly And Her Gang Were Slams Shut)

**Brandon G:** Oh Yeah… It Wouldn't Be Castlevania Without A Boss…

(Then, A Shadow Figure Runs Out And Reveals Itself To Be Petunia, Running Into The Back Of The Gang)

**Petunia:** Sorry Guys! I Was Trying To Rescue My Friend From That Evil Being Named Count Lumpy!

**Bradley C:** Wait A Minute! Petunia? Weren't You Supposed To Be Some Kind Of Werewolf?!

**Petunia:** Well, That's Not True! I Wasn't Cursed To Be A Werewolf! I Was Just Running From The One Who Was!

**Brandon G:** Then If You Weren't Cursed To Be A Werewolf, Who Was?!

(Suddenly A Voice Is Heard From A Distance)

**???:** Damn It! It Seems Like Someone Is Trying To Stop Count Lumpy's Plan To Rule The World! I Won't Let That Happen! Well, I Would Say That If I Had Fucking Hands!

**Petunia:** Yeah, It Was My Husband Who Got The Short End Of The Stick…

(Then, Werewolf Handy Walks Towards The Hunters And Stands Right In Front Of Them)

**Handy:** Well, Well, Well! Looks Like We've Got Some Monster Hunters Trying To Take Down The Lord Of Darkness. Well, Prepare For A Fight You Will…

(Suddenly, He Gets Stabbed In The Back By Vampire Lammy)

**Petunia:** Handy! No!

**Lammy:** Did You Really Think A Weakling Like Handy Would Fight You? Think Again!

**Handy:** Petunia… Before I Die… Take My Powers… And Help The Hunters Defeat The Evil Lord…

(He Then Throws A Ball Of Energy Containing Handy's Werewolf Powers At Petunia And Petunia Becomes A Werewolf And Starts Fighting Lammy)

**Petunia:** You Guys Go Ahead! I'll Find My Way Back To You Guys Later!

**Jared G:** Got It!

(We Then Cut To Lumpy And Giggles With The Five Captants)

**Lumpy:** So… Who Do You Think Deserves To Die First?!

**Giggles:** Well, Ryan Zerbinos And Xeba Already Have A Speckle Of Dark Energy Within Them, So It Would Be Useless To Do Them First. Let's Take Care Of Molly First, Just In Case Some Unexpected Guests Show Up!

(Suddenly, The Door Gets Blown Down As The Hunters Arrive)

**Xavier B:** Did Somebody Call The Maverick Hunters?!

**Giggles:** Shit! Shouldn't Had Open My Mouth!

**Lumpy:** Well, Well, Well. If It Isn't The Maverick Hunter Society. You've Arrived Just In Time To See Your Friends Die! And Nothing You Can Do Can Stop Me!

**Bradley C:** Oh Yeah?! Well We're About To Bring The Fight To You!

**Brandon G:** And We've Got Just The Weapon For You!

(Brandon Throws His B-Saber At Lumpy's Chest And He Doesn't Feel Anything)

**Lumpy:** Ha! You Should Know That Won't Kill Me!

**Brandon G:** Well! I Did Soak The Blade In Some Water Christians Use To Slay Monsters.

**Lumpy:** Wait, What?!

(Lumpy's Insides Start Burning Up)

**Lumpy:** Gah! What The Devil Is Happening To Me!

**Bradley C:** Perfect Timing Too!

(They See The Sun Coming Up)

**Jared G:** Looks Like It's Sunrise For This Vampire!

**Lumpy:** No! Noooooooooo!

(Lumpy Turns To Ash As Giggles Turns Back To Her Normal Self)

**Giggles:** Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Huh? Hey! I'm Not A Vampire Anymore!

*Molly T:'* Wait! That's It?!

**Ryan Z:** Well That Was Uneventful.

**Xeba:** At Least Were Saved!

(The Scene Then Cuts To All Of The Hunters [Plus Christian, Noumi, Xeba, Giggles, Petunia And Lammy] Watching Lumpy’s Castle Crumble As The Episode Ends)

--End Script--