Kyubey/Quotes

## Season 3

*"No time to explain! You are the Chosen Ones and can defeat that monster if you make a contract with me! And you get a free wish!"*
*(gets killed by the Allfornothing's electric attack, but comes back to life seconds later, and pulls down her eyelid while sticking her tongue out) "Neener neener! Can't kill me!"*
*"Here are your Harmony Gems. All you have to say is 'Miracle Engage!' "*
*"No, silly, I don't take your soul or anything like that in exchange for the wish! I won't grant any negative or mean ones, though, such as a wish to kill somecreature."*
*"Now, please go sit on the sidelines. It's dangerous untransformed! You'll get your powers soon, I promise!"*
*(angrily) "OW! THAT HURT!"*
*(eating a Twinkie that Julia gave her) "Human food is the best!"*
### Pokemon Emergency

*"Out of our way, blue-haired cop! We have to get these three to the hospital!"*
*"Yeah, just let us through already. These are the kids who are all over the news, I swear!"*
*(in the waiting room with the heroes, eating a cupcake) "Too bad none of you have healing powers. And the two that have them are the ones that are in the ER! Okay, since you didn't have time during that battle to make a wish, what are your wishes?"*
*(to Mikey) "Being strong to make your older brothers happy? Well, they do consider you a wimp."*
*(to Marina) "Fit for a budding fashion designer indeed!"*
*(to Julia) "To be able to meditate for 30 minutes as a substitute for a night's sleep? That's pretty thoughtful."*
*(to Ash) "You want any Pokémon you throw a Poké Ball at to always be successfully captured? Fair enough!"*
*"Those rings or whatever jewelry you've suddenly got store your Harmony Gems when you're not using them. (enunciating) Keep them on your person. AT. ALL. TIMES!"*
*"If you experience very strong negative emotions, you may end up becoming something known as a 'witch' due to a magic force called Chaos that resides in the heart of everycreature, just like the Light of Hope. Make sure to not let that happen."*
*"I'm sorry, but I can't make you transform. But don't worry, your powers will appear in due time."*
*[facepaws] "123 Incubator Street? ...Seriously?"*
### Pokémon Catching Daze

*"...Whoa. NANETTE JUST SAID HER WISH AND TRANSFORMED RIGHT AFTER SAYING IT! HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!"*
*"HOMURA. DIVINITYDAMN. AKEMI. Stop trying to shoot me!"*
*"But what about when that Caterpie evolves and grows up eventually? It'll have to fly away and be free, right?"*
*(to Ash) "YOU GOT A CATERPIE TOO?! Well, you did wish to always successfully catch Pokémon."*
### Challenge of the Samurai

*"Really? A kid pretending to be a Guardian? I've seen actual Chosen Ones who are jerks, childish wackos, and even former baddie-baddies, but this knockoff?! Some real Chosen Ones include a redheaded candy addict who caused several witch-outs, a girl who became a bad guy because she threw a fit over not being handed her Stage 5, and a guy created by the Divinity who went psycho after Victoria died."*
*"Pinsir vs. Metapod. Interesting battle... I'll be the referee for this one! Even though I'm not a Pokemon."*
*(sucking a lollipop) "How the heck can two Metapod battle each other?! It's like two Ditto trying to transform into each other!"*
### Chloe Is A School Girl?!

*(appears on a crying Elizabeth's shoulder inside the transformation space) "That's not true! Don't talk about yourself like that!"*
*"You're not pointless. Both you and Chloe-chan are going to defeat the Allfornothing and save Sugar together!"*
*"If you're a fake Chosen One, then why do you have a Harmony Gem and Power Necklace? How did I grant you your wish when I can't grant wishes to non-Chosen Ones? Hmmm?"*
*"I said you'll fight it together! Did I stutter? Am I speaking a foreign language?"*
*"Quit your whining already."*
*"True, neither of you have transformed... yet."*
*"Follow my lead. Take your Harmony Gems out of their rings, touch them to your Power Necklaces, and shout "MIRACLE ENGAGE!" as loud as you can! The more passionate and enthusiastic, the better!"*

## Season 8

### Dreams by the Yard Full!

*"GINA SILVERSTEIN! That was rude!"*
*"I know better than to ship them, but that was kinda cute!"*
*"OH NO! THE MACHINE MADE THE GUARDIANS VULNERABLE!"*
*"...Gina..."*
### A Friend's Promise

*"I had a talk with Queen Cosmica, and she promised me that..." [stops in the middle of her line]*
"*May Gina's spirit rest in peace."*
*[to Gina's gravestone] "You were a great Guardian, even though you weren't one for very long. Just remember that."*
### Unknown point in S8

*"NO, NO, NO! IT'S NOT FAIR! GIVE ME BACK MY MAGIC, YOU... YOU MEANIE COSMICA\*\*! (starts impulsively name-calling) Don't reduce me down to the level of those Messiah scumbags who can barely do any magic untransformed! I'm better than that!" (screams, cries, and bangs her paws on the ground)*
*"GIVE ME MY MAGIC! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! MEANIE PEABRAIN!"*
## Season 9

### A Towering Takeover!

*(sees her paws bound in restraints) "Oh no, where are we, even?! We must have been captured! (...) WHY?!"*
*(to Lysandre) "...exploit my wish-granting ability?! How could you?! I'm not actually able grant wishes to non-Chosen Ones. (...) YOU'RE GONNA FORCE IT OUT OF ME?! (to Melody, Ash, and Elizabeth) He wants to use me to make a wish that Zygarde will recreate the world in Team Flare's image! That's horrible!*
*"You can't do this!"*

## Season 16

### The Magic of Friendship Grows

*"I'm so sorry. I think the Guardians may not be invulnerable for long with this astronomically powerful witch's magic spell. Do you have any last-minute wish?!"*
*\*gasp\* "Are you trying to become a part of the Divinity Herself?! You will be erased from existence if you make such a wish!"*
*"Now now. Please cut it out!"*