AIB 10 (parody): Car Bar

## Scene 1:

Blanket: Hey, Frisbee!

Frisbee: Uhh… what?

Blanket: I challenge you to a race.

Frisbee: Why?

Blanket: So I can prove that I’m the fastest object.

Frisbee: I doubt that but it’s so on.

(blanket and frisbee get in position)

Flaggy: On your mark… Get Set… Go!

(blanket and frisbee start running and blanket turned out to be faster than him)

(intro starting tone plays)

Frisbee: How?

(intro plays)

## Scene 2:

Oodle: Elimination for time!

Tivo: Don’t you mean, “Time for elimination”?

(oodle stares at tivo for 3 seconds)

Oodle: Well, I’m not the one who doesn’t feel.

(pause)

Tivo (no emotion): How dare you bully me, you f-

(elimination time theme plays)

Oodle: Hi, Team 1. You did nothing to be up for elimination, it was just randomization.

Team 1: We know.

Oodle: Anyway, the prizes are ADHD medicine pills. But be careful, some of the pills make you energetic while some make you sleepy.

Blanket: So… each person is safe will either get the one that makes you energetic as HECK, or the ones that make you tired?

Oodle: Precisely.

Chocolate Chip (annoyed): Just get on with it.

Oodle: Candle is the first safe.

(candle catches the adhd medicine pill)

Candle: Nothing happened.

(candle starts to get energy)

Candle: OKAY NEVERMIND I FEEL THE ENERGY!

Oodle: Blanket, Album and Flaggy are also safe!

Blanket: Mmm! ADHD Meds! My least favorite thing!

(blanket album and flaggy eat their adhd medicine pills)

(album gets energetic)

Flaggy (getting tired): I… I… I’m… sleepy…

Blanket: \*big yawn\*

Bacon: There is no way darn way we be eating them drugs.

Oodle: Too bad for you! And Coconut, Roe and Chocolate Chip!

(bacon, coconut, roe and chocolate chip dodge the pills)

Oodle: \*facepalm\*

Pill: Wait! But that means I’m out!

Oodle: Yep.

(oodle snaps fingers and sends pill to the doodleverse)

Oodle: Now for the effects to wear off.

(3 hours later)

Oodle: Okay! Now we can move to the next scene!

## Scene 3:

Album: Okay! Looks like all of our effects were out! Wait… Where’s Blanket?

Flaggy: She’s right… there.

(flaggy points at the elimination area where blanket is asleep)

Coconut: Oh geez. We’re gonna have the same situation as episode 7 aren’t we?

Candle: What the flame? Welp, I know I’m gonna stay calm the whole situation.

Album: Well Pill’s glasses lens scratched me.

Coconut: Darn shame.

Bacon: Guess everyone on Team 1’s having trouble.

Roe: Yep.

## Scene 4:

Oodle: Challenge time!

Mitten and Frisbee: Yeah!

(zooms into tivo)

Oodle: Today, you’ll be making the best looking car. It cannot be other vehicles other than cars, but other types of cars (like race cars) are allowed. The team with the worst car will be up for elimination. On your mar-

Flaggy: Wait!

Oodle: What?!

Flaggy: Our team is missing Blanket. She fell asleep during the elimination and we don’t know why!

Brain: It was probably because of the ADHD meds.

Oodle: Hmm… Guess I’ll have to wake her up.

(oodle walks over to the elimination area)

Oodle: Blanket, buddy.

(blanket doesn’t wake up)

Oodle: Ugh… \*grabs megaphone\* BLANKET!!!

(blanket wakes up but her eyes are still droopy)

Oodle: We’re about to start the challenge.

Blanket: Okay, but what is the challenge?

Oodle (frustrated): Pfft! I am not gonna explain again! Just see for yourself!

(blanket walks over to her team and somehow gets dizzy)

Oodle: NOW we’re ready! On your mar-

Fireball: Wait!

Oodle: What now?!

(fireball pops chip bag’s bubble, then her bubble wrap suit, then kills her with mister pickaxe)

Creamy: FIREBALL!!!

Oodle: Was that really necessary?!

Fireball: Now recover Chip Bag before the challenge starts.

Oodle: Okay, OKAY!!!

(oodle recovers chip bag)

Chip Bag: I need that. Since I didn’t die in AIB 9, maybe I could die once more this episode!

(Domino grabs chip bag)

Oodle: Okay, for the 3rd time, NOW is everyone ready?

(tumbleweed passes by)

Tumbleweed: Pardon.

Oodle: Okay! Without further ado, on your mark, get set, go!

## Scene 5:

Coconut: I’m a pro at building cars!

Album: Slow and steady, Coconut. I don’t want to get a scratch.

(coconut builds in high speed)

Album: THIS IS NEITHER OF THOSE THINGS!!!

(coconut accidentally gives album a scratch with the hammer)

Album: Aw crud.

Bacon: I oughta keep an eye on Blanket and make sure she doesn't fall into slumber.

(blanket falls asleep)

Bacon: Too late.

(cuts to team 2)

Chalk: I’ll be building the car along with Can. I’ll use Hanger to draw out the details.

Yarn: Wait! NO!

(chalk grabs hanger and starts drawing the details of the car and hanger makes trigger noises. Then Yarn and Hailstone scream in ear pain.)

Hailstone: MY EARS ARE IN FRICKING PAIN!!!

## Scene 6:

Bone (possessed): Hey! Why don’t we use Telescope as a hammer!

Salami: Will do.

(salami hammers the car nails with telescope)

Telescope: GET OFF ME!!!

Teabag: Where’s Nine?

Recycling Bin: He got eliminated, you wit.

Teabag: Oh, I fell asleep at the elimination.

(pause)

Recycling Bin: You did what?

Teabag: Yep. I fell asleep.

Recycling Bin: Pfft. No wonder you’re limbless.

(cuts to team 4)

Nabla and Glue: Let’s… Use Frisbee as one of the wheels.

Frisbee (under breath): Oh frick.

(glue grabs frisbee be and adds him to the bottom left of the car)

## Scene 7:

Gold Nugget: I’ll build with these building supplies which I… \*pause\* got with my own money because I’m rich!

(money sound plays)

Antimatter: Actually, I’ll do it.

(antimatter starts building the car but doesn’t notice chip bag and accidentally pops them with their hammer)

Creamy: I dunno what to do anymore. I give up.

Domino: Yeah, me as well.

(cuts to team 6 where package and yellow food dye are shouting at glove)

Package: Hammer the nails!

Yellow Food Dye: Screw the nails!

Package: No screw the screws!

Yellow Food Dye: No hammer the screws!

Oodle (on speakers): BOOP! Time's up! I’m not gonna rate the cars because everyone’s was good except Team 6’s! So Team 6 is up for elimination!

Package: Yellow Food Dye better be eliminated.

Yellow Food Dye: Package better be eliminated.

(cuts to voting screen)

## Scene 8:

Flaggy: Guys, Brain told me why Blanket fell asleep. It’s because-

Album: Not now, Flaggy.

Flaggy: Aw...