God of Sus

God of Sus (We now call him Gons) Is a Player On the Estocube SMP, He started out as Iceland but would go on to become one of the most influential people in the servers history, completely changing the course of the server forever.

When it all began on January 14th, 2023, Gons was playing as Iceland, but he didn't join for the first time until the day after. Within a day or two, Gons was a dirt-poor farmer in Western Iceland. At some point in the first week, he met a player who was giving away coal for free. this player was TheScandinavian. At the time Gons was extremely poor and had just about 0 idea what exactly he was doing, as he had never played java, but Gons accepted the free coal and the 2 began chatting and hanging out. Gons was eventually introduced to the Nuremburg accord but was never an official member. There he met a player known as Zylon. the 3 would begin trading with each other and became good pals. on January 20th, 2023, the 3 would anounce the arctic alliance between Norway (scandi), Iceland (Gons), and The British. 3 days later, the 3 would unite and form the arctic union which was at the time the 2nd most populated nation on the server. The 1st being the central union, with Gabor, Eg, Worl, and Punko. The 2 nations were actually on the brink of war but for some reason it just never came to be, and from what we see coming up its an extremely good thing that this never happened.

After 3 weeks of the server being opened, the world was opened, now people could expand out of Europe. Gons jumped to the great lakes area in the northern USA. here is where a player named salat would join. at first gons had nothing but netherrack and wheat to make farms and houses, with only iron armor and an almost broken iron sword he began to construct netherrack houses, he would come across salat after trying to save him from a cave, donating some things to him despite having almost nothing himself. Gons and salat would almost immediately form an alliance known as pax americana, as days before, the arctic union and he central union fell apart and never came up again. However after a few days gons would write a book as a joke against salat, at the time one of the central union players (Eg) moved and played as Mexico. But back to where we were, Salat eventually discovered the book and didn't take it as a joke, he thought gons was actually going to attack him. tensions began to rise.....

On some day in early March, gons would have a talk with the roman emperor and Gabory (who was playing as Hungary), after about a few hours of chatting he began to question everyone he called allies, (EF, Scandi,Power,salat) and began really questioning if he was on the right side. after a day or 2 he started shifting his political views and started siding with Hungary and Rome. This may have been one of the most important things in server history, He became super close allies with Hungary especially. However on a fine Wednesday, gons would see something that shook him to his core. Salat, along with Eg and Power had declared war on gons, at the time gons had almost nothing against the 3. Gabory would then do something that will almost solidify an alliance, Gabor would give Gons a full netherite set and taught him pvp and if that wasnt enough, told Gons he would help him and fight in the upcoming war. The war took place the following saturday. In the initial battle eg never showed up. so this allowed gabor to quickly kill salat. who realized power wasn't doing shit. salat would surrender after 20 minutes of fighting. At the treaty (after it was signed) gabor had to log off. Eg then showed up and killed gons. taking America afterwards. Gons officially had nothing. No gear, No land.

After a few days, Gabor would decide to let gons live in Hungary until the whole situation gets sorted out. there were multiple times where gons and gabor were at the northern border facing the EF, Power, and scandi. (it should also be noted that wuto existed, consisting of gons, gabor, and rome.) but the tensions were so high, that if one wrong button was clicked, the server would go into total war which wouldnt be good for anyone. but the border disputes were usually resolved so no war broke out, however as the days passed gons began training pvp so he could become better. after almost 2 weeks of living in hungary, gabor requested a duel between him and eg, if Gabor wins Gons would get the USA back in its entirety. but if eg wins, gabor would lose Hungary. when battle time came, the first round began and gabor won. second round came and gabor won again. however as the 3rd and 4th round came eg started to beat gabor, but something odd was happening that was picked up by gabor. Egs reach was slightly amplified in his favor. becuase of this gabor called it out and it was proven eg was hacking. becuase of this Gabor would become the automatic victor. thus giving the USA in its entirety back to gons.

Moving back to the usa was good for both Gons and gabor, mostly everyone agreed to give their land back to gons other than the british who were there. Gons even threatened to go to war with his old allies, but a solution was made. this was in early april. i have almost no memory of these next few weeks but something happens where Gons moves to england (we jumped to may here) and lives there for a month, in that month the crackhead union is formed between Zylon, Gons, Bacma, and Jack. while he was living in england gons and zylon would mine and vc for multiple hours everyday, allowing the union to become extremely rich and powerful (no hacking guys i swear) at this time a new player would join named Sour\_Pop (very important here) after a few days gons would meet this new player and make a trade with him. this would be the first but oh god not the last the 2 would meet. however, an old enemy would return, eg would declare war on gons at around 10am est on a school day (he was absolutely defenceless.) so gons would give the usa to polish (roman emperor) and quit the server.

3 weeks later he just spawned and was back on and he instantly declared war on power. he continuted to live in england but then, polish refused to give the usa back, gons was really pissed so on june 9th he went and blew the fuck out of germany, the day after he and gabor would attack polish in constantinople, at first gons and gabor were able to kill polish but noobah and sour showed up and gons and gabor were both killed, if that wasnt enough, a few days later VJ declared war on england, and gons was not happy so would fight against vj, however zylon told him plans that he and bacma were going to blow up the server (if i remember correctly) so gons would PRIVATE MESSAGE SALAT AND NOOBAH (enemies of his at the time) and went to salats capital to defend it. There gons would offically declare WAR on the crackhead union. Gabor would stick with gons here but his account was hacked so he couldnt do much. in the next 40 minutes the whole server would engage in a fight against the british to save the server, here gons would gain respect as he had basiclly none, but once it was over the brits were no longer allowed to play for hacking and griefing. and remember, gons didnt even have the usa anymore. as polish refused to give it back. so he truely had no land, no allies and no gear, but polish did give back NYC so he would move there

after a few days Gons realized it kind of sucked having nothing, but then a player (tasty) HAD JOINED BACK AFTER LIKE 5 MONTHS OF DISSAPEARING. tasty was at the time an unspoken hero of gons during the first war with salat. giving him recourses that would help gons not die, but tasty was a roman player and gons was now spiteful to rome, but he didn't want to be against tasty, so after a little bit he convinced tasty to join him. the 2 would begin to build up new york city. at this time gons was also talking to sour and explaining his side of the story, this actually made sour more sympathetic towards gons. but gons knew if he was going to get the usa back he would have to fight like hell and work like hell. then as if god was summoned upon him, sour and salat both had the idea to help gons. a new pact was being formed and things were about to get real. Gabor continued to side with gons so for the first time in server history, salat, gons,gabor,and sour (even vj joined too) had found themselves with one goal, get the romans out of america.

Eventually this simple group chat would be formed into a server, with sour, salat, gons, sepik (new player), vj, and noobah would tag along Aswell. but what exactly was this server? it was a forming alliance known as NAB, after a few days everyone got on and went to sours capital. this meeting would create a team that nobody had ever seen or expected. NAB was formed and its goal was to end imperialism as Germania, EF, and ROME kept expanding, Finland would side with the empires. but noobah was also Finland, the water was boiling in Finland. but then as if things couldnt get any better for gons, on July 19th, 2023, at 8:36 AM EST, salat comes to gons in dms with a proposal that was destined to happen. salat proposed the unification of the USA and Catalonia. gons accepted without hesitation. and thus, the USC was born. Polish and Esto freaked out upon finding out and instantly began threatening that "it would be the shortest lived state in server history" they were quickly told to "suck a fat one"

As i said earlier, the water in finland was boiling and if left unchecked could boil into a full blown civil war. and that boiling water was never checked, and a civil war broke out. on July 20th Noobah and estoblox would engage in a civil war, at this time a new alliance was formed to counter NAB called the CU. The CU would rush to help estob and NAB rushed to help noobah. This was it, the first time the 2 super alliances would go head to head (gabor still didnt have his account back but he was helping NAB). however the 2 alliances werent offically in war.

At the start it was mostly the 2 alliances yapping to eachother and positioning themselves across the finnish capital, and after 30 minutes, fighting began,. sour spotted worl and eston and a mini standoff took place, at this exact time matt (a roman player) would find gons in the komi embassy and a standoff would take place there, eventually matt flew off. fighting was ensuing and no deaths were taking place but after a few more minutes power, estoniaball, and matt would storm the embassy with gons inside, they did stop but gons would attack power but then flee the embassy being chased by eston, worl, power, and matt. he managed to escape. 15 minutes latter sour would attack power, after worl jumped to help power it was a 2v1. but sour was able to kill power. worl would run away, a good 40 minutes later matt and polish would face gons in the uk nether portal. it was a standoff that lasted 3 minutes, then polish and matt attacked gons, who at the time was significantly better at pvp then he was before, this led to one of the longest sword fights, gons was able to make both run away, then sour came out of nowhere and killed polish, estoniaball had also shown up after matt combat logged a couple times. eston ultimately fled after losing a totem to gons. after more fighting, nab would come out victorious.