ALF the Killer/Transcript

The following is a transcript from the eleventh episode of The Adventures of Leah Thompson, ALF the Killer.

## Act 1: Going to The Geo Mansion

(Intro)

(Shows the title card with ALF's creepy smile in the fire background, an evil laughter is heard)

TEXT: Written by GEO G. & WALLACE WOLODARSKY

TEXT: Storyboard by RICH MOORE & WES ARCHER

TEXT: Produced by SHERRY GUNTHER & GÁBOR CSUPÓ

TEXT: Directed by DAVID SILVERMAN

(Fades to black)

(Fades to Leah is walking out of her bedroom, when her mother, Kate arrives)

Kate: Where you going, sweetie?

Leah: The Geo Mansion. (walks to the door) I'm off to The Geo Mansion, bye Mom.

Kate: Okay, bye sweetie. Have fun, didn't i tell your father that you can go.

Leah: Yes, Dad told me to go to The Geo Mansion, in that case, bye Mom.

(door shuts)

(Kate smiles)

Harold: Kate, now our daughter is gone to The Geo Mansion, we could clean our apartment. Right, Mom.

Madame Gabrielle: Yep, cleaning is the best thing i've ever had.

Kate: That's a wonderful idea, Harold. Now we can clean the apartment while Leah is gone.

Harold: Fair enough.

(Fades to Leah going inside The Geo Mansion, when Geo Guy arrives)

Geo Guy: Hello Leah, boy am i glad to see you, when your parents tell you to go to The Geo Mansion.

(The friends arrives)

All (except Geo Guy): Hi Leah.

Leah: Hi everyone, i'm so glad to see you all.

Green Bob: Yeah, we're glad to see you, what are you doing here?

Leah: Just to head to The Geo Mansion, but i've already here.

Little Guy: Hey, have you guys seen ALF? I haven’t see him all day in Geo Mansion, or he has gone sick.

Jan Soto: Maybe ALF's still in the kitchen, doing dishes or something?

(Pots and Pans falling to the floor is heard)

Green Bob: (gasp) What was that?

Homer Simpson: (angry) I knew it, Bart was making the mess in the kitchen.

Leah: No Homer. I never heard that sound before.

Crash Bandicoot: Yeah, me too.

Bloo: Same here.

Alexander: It's coming from the kitchen.

(Leah and friends went to the kitchen and looks at ALF with a shock)

All: (gasp)

Leah: Holy fox!

Geo Guy: Gee golly!

Jason: Look! (looks at ALF laying unconscious)

Bloo: Oh my gosh! I can't believe it, ALF is sleeping.

Bonkers D. Bobcat: I don't think ALF is sleeping, Bloo. But i think-

Bloo: (panicking) **ALF'S DEAD!!!** (screaming) **OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH!!!** (screaming continues)

Leah: Holy fox, calm down already, Bloo. You know he's just unconscious.

Bloo: (sniffling) (starts crying) Oh, ALF! Why did you leave me, please speak to me! (continues crying)

(Leah hugging Bloo)

Leah: Blooregard, it's going to be alright, i'm with you.

Homer: Guys! The movie's about to start, you don't wanna miss out!

All: Yay! (runs off-screen)

Alexander: (smiles) That'll be a piece of cake for a movie night. (runs off-screen)

(Cuts to ALF's right arm goes up, a scary background is heard)

(Fades to black)

## Act 2: ALF Becomes a Serial Killer

(Leah and friends are sitting on the couch, watching a movie in the living room)

Geo Guy: Who wants popcorn?

All: Me! Me! Me!

Leah: And a soda.

Dave: (speaking English) Yay! Popcorn and a soda!

Homer: (eating a donut) Hmm, donuts.

All: Homer!

Homer: (gasping) What?

Leah: (angry) Are you gonna get us popcorn and soda or what?

Homer: D'oh!

Crash: Wow, thanks Ho- (eating popcorn) What the? No butter?

Homer: Sorry, i thought you guys said popcorn without butter.

Geo Guy: (angry) Homer, you forgot to get butter.

Homer: D'oh!

Green Bob: So what are we watching tonight?

Leah: It's a scary movie.

Green Bob: A scary what?

Leah: A scary movie, silly. You know, everyone knows scary movies.

Green Bob: Oh.

Coraline: By the way, we would have watched scary movies for a million times, if we could.

Margo: So get this, this is going to be the most terrifying stuff that we ever had to in my life.

Bloo: Shh, the movie's starting.

(On the TV)

Narrator: "The Scary Haunted Town with Friday the 13th & Nightmare on Elm Street Crossover Movie"!

TEXT: THE SCARY HAUNTED TOWN WITH FRIDAY THE 13th & NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET CROSSOVER MOVIE

All: Cool!

Jason (on the TV): What a prefect day in my life.

Freddy Krueger (on the TV): Yeah, we've been torturing and killing people with flesh inside. (holding the human meat)

All: Eww!

Jason: (holding his stomach) I think i'm gonna be sick. (runs off-screen)

Jan: I'm going with you. (runs off-screen)

Jason (on the TV): Are you sure about this, Freddy.

Freddy Krueger (on the TV): We made it, The Haunted City.

Jason (on the TV): Don't you mean, The Scary Haunted Town.

Bloo: The Scary Haunted Town.

Geo Guy: That's the one they're talking about, Bloo.

Green Bob (soft voice): I think these two guys are in town.

Leah (soft voice): Tell me about it.

(Cuts to ALF waking up from unconscious, becoming evil)

ALF: **MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!**

(Thunder flashes)

## Act 3: Power Outage

(Cuts to Leah and friends are still watching a movie in the living room)

(Alexander is still eating popcorn)

Jason (on the TV): What is that?

Freddy Krueger (on the TV): I have no idea what it is, Jason. I think it's-

(The power goes out)

All: (screaming)

Crash: Why are you guys screaming? We haven’t even caught him yet in the first place.

Alexander: Aah! Guys, i'm gone blind.

Leah: (Talking to Alexander) Alex, you're not blind. You're a genius.

Alexander: (sighs in relief) I thought it was a bad idea what it was?

(Green Bob tries to turn on the lights and it's not working)

Green Bob: Um, guys. I think something's wrong with the lights.

Little Guy: I might think there was electricity went out.

Leah: Wait a second, i think it's the power outage.

All (except Leah): The power outage.

Geo Guy: Then who's got a flashlight?

Bloo: Me. (uses a flashlight) How does it work?

Garfield: You use a flashlight to shine lots of scary things.

Bloo: Okay.

Leah: C'mon guys, we have to find out what's going on? (walks off-screen)

(Thunder flashes to Leah and her friends are walking upstairs)

Leah: (soft voice) Now remember, you got to be quiet, okay.

Geo Guy: (soft voice) Leah's right you guys, you have to be quiet, okay.

All (except Geo Guy and Leah): Right!

Leah and Geo Guy: Shh!

All (except Geo Guy and Leah): (soft voice) Right.

(Leah and friends continue walking)

Odie: (whimpering)

Garfield: Don't worry, Odie, everything will be just fine.

Leah: Look, i think i see somebody that looks like ALF.

(Leah jumps onto ALF, but it's just Webbly)

Leah: Huh, i don't think it's him.

Green Bob: It's just Webbly, your spider.

Leah: Oh, right. C'mon guys, i think ALF just went downstairs.

(Leah and friends walk downstairs)

Bloo: Wait for me! (runs off-screen)

(Fades to black for commercial break)

## Act 4: AHH! IT'S ALF!

(Thunder flashes to Leah and her friends walking downstairs, a moaning is heard)

(Leah and her friends look scared)

Geo Guy: I think that moaning is coming from down there.

(Leah walks to the kitchen, sees ALF, who was evil)

Leah: (gasp)

ALF: I'm going to kill you! (laughing evilly)

(Thunderclap)

Leah: (shrieking) (running)

ALF: What's wrong, you don't wanna like me.

Leah: Guys, guys! ALF's still in here. He's evil i tell you, evil and he's trying to kill me.

All (except Leah): What! Where!?

Leah: He's right over here. (looks at ALF)

(Thunderclap)

All: (screaming)

Alexander: **AAH! IT'S ALF THE KILLER!!**

Bloo: **RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!**

(Leah and friends are running out of The Geo Mansion)

Geo Guy: To the Geo Bus!

(Leah and her friends are going to the Geo Bus, drove off-screen)

Crash: Whew, we finally lost him.

Green Bob: There Geo Guy, the police station, maybe the police officer will found out ALF's dead, but now he becomes a serial killer.

Geo Guy: Good idea, Green Bob.

(The engine of the Geo Bus is broke down)

Geo Guy: Hey, who broke down the Geo Bus?

Green Bob: Not me.

Little Guy: Neither I didn't do it.

Bloo: It wasn't me.

Leah: I gotta go check if it's broke down.

(Leah and her friends got out of the Geo Bus to see what happened)

All: (gasp)

Crash: Woah! This could be a big problem with the Geo Bus.

Leah: Hey, i know who made the Geo Bus broke down? It was ALF.

Geo Guy: ALF, i knew it was him, guys we have a plan to do is stop him.

Leah: But how? (gasp) My brother, i think ALF's trying to hurt my big brother.

All: Oh no!

Leah: We have to keep moving, you guys.

(Leah and friends walking on the road)

(moaning is heard)

(Leah and her friends stop and looks at a shadow of ALF and reveals himself)

ALF: (scary voice) I'm going to get you.

All: (screaming) (running away)

## Act 5: ALF is Everywhere

(It cuts to Leah and her friends are running away from ALF, with the song, *Thriller* by *Michael Jackson* in the montage)

Leah: (Talking to Coraline and Margo) You guys can stay with me.

(Shows Leah, Coraline and Margo are finding a old diner and go inside)

(When ALF appears as a waiter)

ALF: (laughs evilly)

(Thunderclap)

Leah, Coraline and Margo: (screaming) (runs off-screen)

(Shows Geo Guy, Green Bob and Little Guy are running in the park fast as they can, found a tree until ALF appears upside down)

Geo Guy: Uh oh.

Little Guy: Run!

Geo Guy, Green Bob and Little Guy: (screaming) (runs off-screen)

(Shows Homer, Crash and Bonkers are running to the store, Homer opens the door, a bell is heard)

Homer: It's open!

Crash: Yee-Haw!

Bonkers D. Bobcat: Alright!

(Homer, Crash and Bonkers go inside, when ALF appears as a cashier)

ALF: Hi, how can i help you with....an axe. (laughs evilly)

(Thunderclap)

Homer: Aah! It's ALF!

Bonkers D. Bobcat: Run!

(Homer, Crash and Bonkers running out of the store screaming)

(Shows Jan Soto, Jason, Bloo, Dave, Alexander, Garfield and Odie are running to the barbershop, Jason tries to open the door, but it's closed)

Jason: Dang it! It's closed, now what?

Alexander: Can i bust this door open with one of my science experiments.

(The door opens, ALF appears as a barbershop cashier)

Alexander: ...or maybe not.

Odie: (barks)

Garfield: You're right, Odie. (screaming) **RUN!!!**

(Jan Soto, Jason, Bloo, Dave, Alexander, Garfield and Odie running away screaming)

(Song fades out)

## Act 6: Todd Helps

(The scene cuts to Leah and her friends are at her apartment)

Leah: Now what? He's everywhere, now what are we going to do?

Geo Guy: It's kinda late, are we going back to The Geo Mansion.

Little Guy: Hey, are we going inside of your apartment or what. It's cold outside. (shudders) Brr.

Bloo: I-is there's any burglars in there?

Green Bob: (shudders) Don't say it, they can't be here.

(Leah and her friends go inside her apartment)

Leah: Hello, is anybody home?

Alexander: (shudders) (teeth chattering) Y-you think your parents are here.

Leah: Chill Alex, chill. We'll think positive, if we find my brother and we'll be free.

Homer: Whoo-hoo!

Geo Guy: We're saved! I'm so proud of you, Leah.

Leah: Thanks Geo Guy. (kisses him)

Geo Guy (blushed): Eek!

Leah: Now all we have to do is find my brother.

(wipe transition)

Leah: Mom, Dad.

Geo Guy: Mr. Thompson, Mrs. Thompson.

Green Bob: Madame Gabrielle, you in here. We have your granddaughter here with us to find you.

(Wall creaking is heard)

Little Guy: (gasp) What was that!?

(Creepy footsteps is heard)

All: (gasp) (sees the shadow of 2 people are walking closer to them)

Leah: I know who's the killer to my parents. (yelling) (tackles them on the ground, revealing as her parents, Kate and Harold) Mom, Dad. What are you doing so up?

Kate: We just wanna check if you're with your friends are doing?

Geo Guy: We're doing just fine, Mrs. Thompson, we was wondering if your son is here.

Harold: He's just right here (Todd appears) see.

Leah: Big brother! (hugs Todd) I thought i lost you, we've been looking for you.

Todd: Not a problem, what's going on today?

Leah: Listen, we have a bad feeling about.

Todd: About who?

Leah: ALF, he became a serial killer and coming to get us.

All: (gasp)

(Fades to black for commercial break)

## Act 7: Here's ALF!

(Outside, ALF is attacking the door with an axe. Leah, her friends, and her parents goes to her bedroom and locks the door; as Geo Guy looks back in terror. ALF continues hacking at the door with his axe, knocking down fragments of wood)

ALF: (having created a rectangular hole in the door) Hello? You in here. (he moves a piece of wood and reaches in to unlock the door)

(In Leah's bedroom, Leah grabs the dresser and blocks her bedroom door, feet first; Geo Guy attempts to open the window, but it won't to lock it; he sits down as Green Bob looks up nervously. ALF has now entered the apartment; in Leah's bedroom, Little Guy struggles to call the police, no avail)

Little Guy: No cell service. No electricity, just like the Geo Mansion.

ALF: (entering the living room, and walking into the kitchen) Come out, come out, wherever you are. (Geo Guy continues trying to lock the window; it still won't lock any further)

Geo Guy: It won't lock the window.

(ALF walks up to Leah's bedroom door and tries to open it, only to find that it's locked; he knocks on the door)

Crash: (teeth chattering) We're locked in her bedroom, we're doomed!

Green Bob: (knowing ALF is outside the door, he looks at Todd and whispers loudly enough for him to hear him) Todd. We can't get out. Run! Run and hide! Run! Quick!

Todd: Right. (uses a shovel to dig the ground and jumps off-screen)

ALF: Little pigs? Little pigs, let me come in. (Geo Guy grabs the baseball bat on the floor and goes to the bedroom door, off to the side) Not by the hair on your chinny-chin-chin? (scowls) Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in! (he starts attacking Leah's bedroom door with his axe)

Leah: (screaming from inside the bedroom) No! (repeatedly) ALF! Please! No! Don't! (ALF continues hacking at the door) Please! Don't do it! We didn't do anything!

Coraline: Yeah! Anything but that!

Margo: We're your friends, ALF! Please don't do it!

ALF: And now, you will die! (walks up to the rectangular hole in the door, peering inside at Leah and her family and friends with a murderous leer) Here's ALF! (Leah and her friends and family screams in terror. ALF reaches in to unlock the door, but Geo Guy knocks his head out with the baseball bat; he passes out)

(Fades to black)

## Act 8: It Was All Just a Dream/Ending

(Fades to ALF is waking up on the couch of the living room)

Leah: Look, guys. He's waking up.

(ALF opened his eyes)

ALF: What happened? Wait, i'm not a serial killer anymore, i'm cured. (smiles)

Geo Guy: So glad you're alright, ALF.

ALF: And i just wanna say to you guys, (sad) Nothing can stop that now. Just for once... let me... look on you with my own eyes. I'm sorry everyone.

(Leah hugs ALF)

Leah: Apology accepted. How about we can all go back to The Geo Mansion.

(When Madame Gabrielle arrives)

Madame Gabrielle: What about me. Can i visit you at The Geo Mansion.

Leah: Anytime you want, Grandma. (to her parents) Even you, Mom and Dad, and especially you, Todd.

Todd: Wow, count me in, sis.

(Leah hugs her family)

Leah: I just wanna say that i love you guys so much.

All (except Leah): We love you too, Leah.

(Leah smiles)

(Geo Bus horn is heard)

Geo Guy: C'mon Leah, you wanna go and stay with us at The Geo Mansion.

Leah: Oh, gotta go now. Bye. (runs off-screen)

(Shows Leah is talking to Geo Guy)

Leah: Geo Guy, i'm so glad that the engine's back, (Talking to ALF) and you ALF. What do you say?

ALF: Well, i guess it was all a dream.

(Cuts outside of the Geo Bus driving down the road with a sunrise)

Leah (off-screen): Of course it was all a dream, ALF, or is it a true nightmare.

All: (laughing off-screen)

Homer: (chuckles) D'oh!

(Fades to black)

(Credits)