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The Fabulous Four (Superhero Team)

The Fabulous Four is a superhero team that was formed by Dynamix, Quittz, Brady, and Souk. After they were given unusual superpowers after an explosion near a satellite. After defeating Maddog, they initially fought against Chatelodeon, but then teamed up with them to defeat Jacob. They remained especially close to Ranks, Leni, and Fans4life. They continued their duties until the Superhero document was issued, they refused to sign, forcing them to retire. Upon learning of a terrorist attack, they intervened and successfully stopped the attack. But we’re gassed and thrown in prison because of them ignoring the document. They met Catra in prison and discovered he had Pyrokinesis, and formed a plan to break out. They melted the walls and escaped. They joined up with Ranks and formed the Secret Chatelodeon, but after an ambush from Beeb’s team, they put their alliance with Ranks on a temporary hold. 3 years later Religion completes his plan, and Brady and Souk were sent to another dimension, along with JT, Daily, Orca, Dave, and others. Dynamix and Quittz helped Chatelodeon create their own Infinity Gauntlet to match Hyrule. Upon JT finishing the portal, The Fabulous Four reunited a teamed up with Chatelodeon, Guns Blazin’ and all the other heroes to defeat Hyrule. After defeating Hyrule, they would continue their duties to stop small crimes before disbanding, but still kepping in touch

## Members

Dynamix

Quittz

Brady

Souk
12 Days of Christmas

Promotional poster

**12 Days of Christmas** is a BeebProductions Plus Christmas comic series that will consist of 12 comics released each day starting on Dec 13, 2020. The comics will be made by various BP employees. Despite being called "12 Days of Christmas" there will be days where there are no comics due to production issues.
Comics By 71

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71 has made 7 comics for BeebProductions. They have been spread across 2 Series (Series 0 only has A Day in the Life of 71 while Series 1 has Hell up to Lineage).

## A Day in the Life of 71

71 attempts to shut down the SML Fandom in his own dramatic fashion after feeling it has run its course.

• 71 has expressed his dissatisfaction with this comic as he finds it to be unfunny and the comic is poorly edited.

• The opening scene was filmed by 71 but reshot by Beeb.

## Hell

Beeb decides to take everyone on a holiday but leaves Fans4life in charge of booking it.

• A guitar cover of William Tell Overture is heard during the runaway boulder chase.

## The Incorrect Trousers

To help pay off debts, after Fans4life buys a new pair of trousers, Beeb decides to rent out a spare bedroom.

• This comic was based off of Nick Park’s 1993 short film “The Wrong Trousers”

## Method Acting

Everyone is forced by Lego Shakespeare to put on a production of Hamlet.

• This video was the last to use different coloured text for different characters as the stage backdrop caused difficulty

## Politics

71, Beeb and Leni rig an election to get Fans4life into office so that they have a politician in their pocket.

• This comic had 3 different rewrites and the final version is a combination of all 3 edited together. As such 71 is unhappy with how it turned out.

• The only remaining still from a deleted draft is of Fans4life wearing a mask and holding a gun on the phone to 71 saying “Goodbye now, I’ve got a terrorist plot to stage so that giraffes are legalised once again.”

## The Raffle

To afford a new house Ranks suggests raffling off his car, but after a minor complication with a hammer everyone is left without a car to Raffle. But they decide to anyway.

## Lineage

Fans4life’s brother arrives and Fans4life decides to upstage him by proving he is an illegitimate birth.
Tim & Ben Do SCIENCE Again!

Bryn Monroe, a theoretical physicist and voice of Hamid on Rusty Quill Gaming quizzes the brothers Meredith on the symphony of factual inaccuracy that is Season 2 to find out how much Tim and Ben know about science.... take 2!

## Trivia

Bryn makes a HUGE mistake in this episode, and says that a Planck is "10 to the -34 metres"; a Planck length is 1.6x10^-35 metres. What an idiot!
Beeb Productions Movie VI: The Final Beeb

Beeb Productions Movie VI: The Final Beeb is a 2020 American action, sci-fi, and fantasy film that was directed and written by Beeb and Ranks, and produced by Beeb Productions. This is a sequel to Beeb Productions Movie 1, Beeb Productions Movie 2: Hawaii!, Beeb Productions Movie 3: Infinity War, Beeb Productions Movie IIII: Endgame, and Beeb Productions Movie V: Originality. It also serves as a crossover/sequel to Chatelodeon: Divided, Fabulous Four: Manhunt, and Armageddon. It is the 30th and final installment of the Beeb Cinematic Universe, as well as the final Beeb Productions video. The plot follows 3 years after the events of Armageddon, everyone is split up, until Hyrule and 123 are broken out of prison, as well as 75% of the population being sent into another dimension. Chatelodeon, Fabulous Four, Guns Blazin’, and all the other heroes must put aside their differences for what will be the fight of everyone’s lives. It features an ensemble cast including Beeb, Ranks, Leni, 71, LJC, Fans4life, 7834, Patrick, Dynamix, Quittz, Ratings, Brady, Souk, JT, Shark Man, Spider-Man, Daily, ETV, Kyle, Poseidon, Nintendokid, Zeus, Hercules, SMLChilly, Michael, Thxyt23, Plushy, Dave, Ron The Bee Man, Orca, Reviews, Dabhdude, Van, Karen The Pilot, Catra, Logan, SuperJuniorLogan, SMLFlix, 123, Jacob, SMLIsMyReligion, Hyrule, Marlin The Wizard, and Colonel Sanders.

## Cast

SpongeBeeb

Ranks

Leni

71

Lance and Jeffy Chilly

SMLFansForLife

7834

Patrick

Dynamix

Quittz

Ratings

Brady

Souk

JT

Shark Man

Spider-Man

Daily

ETV

Kyle

Poseidon

Nintendokid

Zeus

Hercules

SMLChilly

Michael

Thxyt23

Plushy

Dave

Ron The Bee Man

Orca

Reviews

Dabhdude

Van

Karen The Pilot

Catra

Logan

SuperJuniorLogan

SMLFlix

123

Jacob

SMLIsMyReligion

Hyrule

Marlin The Wizard

Colonel Sanders

Connor

CrazyMarioBros

Jordan

Sparky

Lonnie

Shark Puppet

RatingSML

Raven

Donald Trump

SMR

Lovell

Pablo

Lance

Chilly

Tito

Lance Thirtyacre FanPage

Switch2SML

JimenezChilly

Satan

The Dimension Devil

Duck-Ranks

Blue

Yellow

King Xias

Cooper

Zach

Loyal\_SML\_Fan

Tank

Aiden

Melania Trump

Váli

God Shrek

Doctor Strange (deleted scene)

Sargent Cole (deleted scene)
JT and The Secret of The FBI

JT and The Secret of The FBI is a 2019 American action and comedy film that was written and directed by Ranks, and distributed by Beeb Productions. The plot takes place during the end of Beeb Productions Movie 3: Infinity War. The plot shows JT working at KFC and when a customer comes in, JT tells him a story about his FBI days years ago with his former partner Connor, Colonel Sanders, and General Preston, a villainous member of the FBI. The video has since been removed off the channel due to copyright over a song made by Snoop Dogg.
Leni: King of the Sea

Leni: King of the Sea is a 2019 American action and drama film that was written and directed by Ranks and produced by Beeb Productions. It serves as a sequel to Beeb Productions Movie IIII: Endgame. The plot follows Leni in the aftermath of Hyrule’s defeat, Leni must continue his duty as King. But when a rich businesswoman wants to create new land over The Kingdom, Leni and Shark-Man must rally up their troops to stop a fiery opponent, with the sudden help from a well known “legend”.
Survive You

*Survive You* is the 7th track in the Stellar Firma album, *Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge,* sung by Hartro Piltz.

## Lyrics

[Verse 1]

I was once a bright young thing, on my way, straight to the top

Then suddenly, you fell in my way like a drunken, overprivileged roadblock

What did I do to deserve this constant stream of ignominy?

All I ever wanted to do was serve the Board, faithfully

I get blamed for the mistakes you make, they bounce off you and stick to me

But it won’t always be this way, just you wait, you will see

[Pre-chorus]

I will survive you, I've just got to weather the storm

I’ll thrive without you, I’ll be here long after you've gone

[Chorus]

I will, survive, I will survive you

I will, survive, I will survive you

[Verse 2]

If you were another employee, you’d be dead and gone and out of my way

You're just coasting on the Geistman name, a family tree that's withered away

The way you act makes life expectancies around you real bleak

Unless that David’s a miracle worker, they’ll be dead in a week

[Bridge]

Gonna keep you out the Cosmic Lounge, until you learn

Gonna keep puttin’ feet in your mouth, until you learn

[Pre-chorus]

I will survive you, I've just got to weather the storm

I’ll thrive without you, I’ll be here long after you've gone

[Chorus]

I will, survive, I will survive you

I will, survive, I will survive you

You'll be dead, and I’ll be alive, I will survive, I will survive [x4, fading out]
The Fabulous Four (2019 Movie)

The Fabulous Four is a 2019 American action and drama film that was written and directed by Ranks, and produced by Beeb Productions. The plot follows Brady moving to New York to become an astronaut, but when a sudden explosion grants Brady and 3 fellow astronauts unusual powers, they are met with a manipulative man who is seeking out the Evil Stone to wreck havoc on New York. This newly assembled team must work together to defeat Maddog and show the world what they’re made of.
Spider-Man

Spider-Man is a high school student who gained spider-like abilities, fighting crime across New York City as the alter ego Spider-Man. However, after J. Jonah Jam

### Aliases

Spider-Man Spider-Man cosplayer

Spidey

### Relatives

Richard Parker (father) \*deceased\*Mary Parker (mother) \*deceased\*

Benjamin Parker (uncle) \*deceased\*

May Parker (aunt)

Michelle Jones (girlfriend)

### Affiliation

Tony StarkAvengers

Midtown School of Science and Technology

## Biographical information

### Date of death

Spring 2018 (victim of the Snap; resurrected by Hulk) \*MCU\*

## Physical description

### Gender

Male

eson uploaded the video of Mysterio revealing Spider-Man’s true identity to the world, he was mysteriously sucked into another dimension, which was the dimension inhabited by Beeb, Ranks, etc. He primarily fought alongside Chatelodeon, but also fought alongside The Fabulous Four in “Armageddon”. In a deleted scene, Doctor Strange arrived in the BCU to take Spider-Man home, while revealing only 5 minutes passed in their dimension. After saying goodbye to Ranks and LJC, Spider-Man joined Doctor Strange and returned to the MCU.
Episode 44 - Misunderstandings and Mediation

## Content Warnings

* Comedic Violence
* Emotional Abuse
* Alcoholism

CLIENT - Axel Nee Juul, Legal - Blame Deflection and Excuses

Axel Nee Juul, a Creative Writer in the Legal department is looking for assistance with an ongoing attack from a pack of rabid prosecutors.

Expeditors’ recommendation: bring in a mediator, shake it out, smile through it, accept the hatred and silence, try the old switcheroo, j'accuse!

## Trivia

* The Complaint Brief for this episode was submitted by Jasper. (May you always stay up long past your bedtime.)
Lance and Jeffy Chilly: Far From Home

Lance and Jeffy Chilly: Far From Home is a 2019 American action film that was written and directed by Beeb and Ranks, and was produced by Beeb Productions. It serves as the sequel to Beeb Productions Movie V: Originality. The plot follows LJC heading off to Europe with Daily and ETV to retrieve the prophecy book. But they soon learn they aren’t the only ones searching for the book, with the sudden help from the dimension traveling Spider-Man, they must retrieve the book and keep it out of the wrong hands.
Lonnie

Lonnie is a guard of Giraffe Island and former ruler and dictator of Giraffe Island. Wanting to become king of the island, he murdered his father for the throne, even after Leni, Shark-Man, and Poseidon attempted to stop the murder. He later murdered a citizen giraffe named Addison with a spear for starting a rebellion against him. When he learned of Leni, Jordan, Shark-Man, and Poseidon we’re going to overthrow him, with the assistance from Ranks, Fans4life, and Quittz, Lonnie rallied you his loyal troops, but was defeated. He gave Jordan the throne, and was sentenced to jail. In the time since his defeat his attitude changed, and is assumed to feel regretful for murdering his father. Years later Quittz, Shark Man, and Spider-Man enlists Jordan’s help, but he declines. Despite Jordan declining, he joins Chatelodeon along with Jordan, Catra, and Van during The Battle of Earth. He is not seen much but survived the battle. He continues to be a bodyguard for Jordan.
Chatelodeon (2019 Movie)

Chatelodeon is a 2019 American action film that was written by Beeb and Ranks, directed by Beeb, and produced by Beeb Productions. It serves as a sequel to Beeb Productions Movie V: Originality and Lance and Jeffy Chilly: Far From Home. The plot follows Chatelodeon living the high life, being awarded with the Presidential Medal of Freedom. With their new publicity, a mastermind villain decides to clone Chatelodeon so their clones can wreck havoc against Chatelodeon. With Chatelodeon meeting their match, they must band together to prevent their own extinction.
Episode 41 - Exile and Expediting

## Content Warnings

Comedic Violence
Emotional Abuse
Alcoholism

CLIENT - Drydon Quigley, Security

ALERT - Department reassignment.

Drydon, a General Thug from Security would like to be rescued from a locked security office.

Expeditor’s recommendation - goad the gun walls, wait out the problem (life), try not to worry about it too much, don't get compacted.

ALERT - Safety protocols deactivated, external control links detected.

## Trivia

* The Complaint Brief for this episode was submitted by Abigail Roberts. (May your cup runneth over into another, larger cup.)
Ron The Bee Man

Ron The Bee Man is a former doctor who later turned into a villain after his wife’s violent murder. He served as an antagonist in Ratings: Micro Madness and Karen The Pilot: Minor Turbulence. Believed to be dead, it is revealed after he caused Patrick and Thxyt23’s car to crash, that he faked his death with a projector. He continued to be an annoying obstacle in Patrick and Thxyt23’s journey home, until he was confronted and revealed his past. He agreed to take the two to the Chatelodeon House but would never return. Upon arriving to the destruction, Ron The Bee Man opted to stay and help fight Hyrule’s forces, redeeming himself from his past crimes. He was badly wounded by Religion, but survived the attack. Many years later he was recruited into the FBI by Connor and continues to work as an FBI agent.
Poseidon

Poseidon is the god of sea (based on Greek Mythology), and part time guard for the Sea Kingdom. Poseidon was initially introduced as and urban legend, told by all the inhabitants of the Sea Kingdom, and was believed to have sent Leni to be king. When 123 was about to attack Leni, Poseidon stopped her, revealing that he got in trouble with Apollo, so he faked his death and went into hiding. He helped defeat 123, and decided to stick around. Years later he was called by JT to assist LJC and Spider-Man in fighting Plushy, he then sent LJC, Spider-Man, Daily, and ETV to the Sea Kingdom with the prophecy book. In Ranks: Lightning Strikes, he was revealed to have been part of an “Underground Chatelodeon” team with fellow gods Zeus and Hercules, along with Spider-Man, Leni, Raven, and Fans4life. He was captured by Religion and his godlike powers were temporarily disabled, until Ranks freed him. Poseidon then went off with Zeus and Hercules to defend the Mind and Reality Stones. Years later Hyrule returned with her crew and stole the stones, prompting Poseidon to head to Mars to get help from King Xias. Poseidon, Zeus, Hercules, King Xias, and his army took part in The Battle of Earth. Poseidon was not seen much during the battle. After Beeb’s death he returned to working as a part time guard and continued to go on adventures with Zeus and Hercules.

## Appearances

Leni: King of the Sea

Beeb Productions Movie V: Originality (indirectly mentioned)

Lance and Jeffy Chilly: Far From Home

Ranks: Lightning Strikes

Leni: Two Kings

 Chatelodeon: Divided (mentioned)

Armageddon (mentioned)

Beeb Productions Movie IV: The Final Beeb
Episode 67 - Sagacity and Social Mobility

## Content Warnings

Bullying/taunting
Injury (inc. SFX)
Alcohol & alcoholism
Discussion of: toilet humour
Mentions of: death, frostbite, self-injury, lions, violence
SFX: clanking, hissing, brief high frequency sound.

Makvala Agryris is a representative of CRISPR, a company that re-animates pets for their owners but have been too successful in developing the cognitive abilities of their customers' creatures. They require advice as to how to keep their customers happy now that the pets are showing a desire to build up military might.

Management Consultants’ advice: activate Lounge Mode, hold hands, bathroom intelligences, big pointless novels, fully visible globes, communicate using maddening animal sounds, animal control orbs.

## Trivia

* Special thanks to Ria. (May the great River of Life generate for you vast quantities of hydroelectric power with which to destroy your enemies!)
Fernsworth

Fernsworth is a Citizen-Employee of Stellar Firma and the current department head of Sabotage and Espionage. After Trexel mugged a member of their department, Fernsworth contacted Hartro to help her find and extract Trexel and David. Trexel considers Fernsworth a friend, though he admits they have never met as he has never seen her and only heard her voice.
Be More Chill!

**Be More Chill!** is a 2019 American musical film, written, produced, and directed by LeniCritic333, based off the 2004 novel by Ned Vizzini, though it is more primarily based off the musical, using the soundtrack from the 2015 New Jersey musical.

## Plot

Note: The original names of the characters are kept in the music, but the names are changed in the on-screen dialogue and in the Profile Pictures, characters will be referred to by the latter.

### More Than Survive

Leni is a social outcast and high school junior. At lunch, he meets up with his friend Beeb, with him saying that it's okay to be a loser. Leni then notices his crush, Christine Canigula (on-screen character: Patrick Star), sign up for play rehearsal, so Leni signs up as well.

### I Love Play Rehearsal

After school, Leni meets up with Christine for play rehearsal, while waiting for the class to start, Christine starts signing about how much she likes play rehearsal and life. The teacher (smlchilly\_fanpage) says that they have good and bad news, the good being that the teacher has being dreaming for the class to do "A MidSummer Night's Dream" by William Shakespeare, with Christine. However the teacher says the school's laziness has resorted to a low budget with it being 0.27 USD and a bottle cap, to Christine's disappointment, she leaves the scenes.

### The SQUIP Song

71, a popular kid, asks Leni "Why are you so awkward?", 71 says that he doesn't have to answer. Leni wonders why 71 asks that when he's popular, but 71 says that he isn't what he was before. He singing about how he was a loser and how things weren't going well, until he got a SQUIP, a pill made in Japan, containing Quantum Nanotechnology CPU, traveling into your blood until going inside your brain and telling you what to do. 71 then sells to Leni a SQUIP for 10 dollars. The teacher comes back to see that everyone has left. Leni takes the pill in his car and waits for the next day for results.

### Two Player Game

Beeb and Leni go play video games and starts singing about how no matter what, they'll have each other's back.

### The SQUIP Enters

The next day, Leni tells Beeb about the SQUIP. Beeb tells Leni to test it by asking Christine out, however the SQUIP causes Leni to starts suffering a seizure, and the SQUIP starts introducing itself.

## Cast

* LeniCritic333 as Jeremy Heere
* Spongebeeb as Michael Mell
* Patrick Star as Christine Canigula
* SMLChillyFanpage as Play Rehearsal Teacher
* 7Seventy71one1 as Rich Goranski
* 7Seventy71one1/SMLOriginalMemes as SQUIP

## Sequel

There will be two more Be More Chill films, Be Even More Chill! and Be More Chill 3 (aka B3 More Chill). Be More Even Chill covered songs from Be More Chill Part 1 to Loser Geek Whatever. Be More Chill 3 will cover the rest of the songs in the musical, it being the final part.
Intergalactic PuzzleDog

a Godhead of puzzles, an extremely intelligent basset hound with a three thousand mile long head, and a normal basset hound’s body. Allegedly, when a dog storing module of Stellar Firma exploded, and only the basset hounds survived, they became more and more intelligent before converging into one PuzzleDog. It is an eight week journey to visit the PuzzleDog, and it's also illegal.

I.M.O.G.E.N. says a shocking amount of this origin story is true, but no dogs were actually harmed.
Leni: Two Kings

Leni: Two Kings is a 2019 American action and drama film that was written and directed by Ranks, and produced by Beeb Productions. It serves as the sequel to Leni: King of the Sea, and to Chatelodeon: Halloween. The plot follows Leni once again returning to his duty as king. Shark-Man and Poseidon inform Leni of an unknown commotion on a nearby island, they investigate and see a giraffe murder his father for the throne. While there they meat a young soldier with great potential, and Leni takes him under his wing. With extra help from some familiar faces, Leni, Jordan, Shark-Man, and Poseidon must overthrow Lonnie from the throne.
David's Place

David's Place was an out-of-the-way, small cafe on Stellar Firma, complete with an office. According to I.M.O.G.E.N., they are beyond laws in this area of the station (there are no gun walls.) It was run by David 7, and is very popular for a café of its size. David said they had about 150 customers a day and says that "the whole day is a rush." It had a sign with a shell on it that reads "David's Place" in a font I.M.O.G.E.N. designed. It has been described as squalid and dank and their logo is a hermit crab. They served, among other things, small cupcakes and beverages (all of which are made of slurry.) There are two vents, one in the celing and one in the cupboards. It seems as though there is a second room David calls the office. David's Place was incinerated by I.M.O.G.E.N. after the events of Games of Spies and Guns of Paper.
Expediting Room

The Expediting room is a room on the lower levels of Stellar Firma. It is the office used for Expediting, and is made from a steel trash compactor, implemented with guns bigger than are typical of the rest of the station. It is a dank, cold, wet room with several near frozen puddles on the floor (stemming from a leaky roof), and bullet holes embedded in the walls. There are several chairs, but no viewing ports within the room. There is litter strewn about the room, and a tube to submit suggestions. The litter blew in through the vents, and David 7 has used it for his crafts.
Ben Meredith

**Ben Meredith** co-creates Stellar Firma with his younger brother, Tim Meredith, and is the voice of David-7. He is also a game designer, and does other voice acting work with Rusty Quill as Zolf and Grizzop on Rusty Quill Gaming and Elias in The Magnus Archives. He also streams on twitch with his brother, Tim Meredith, every Sunday. He is married to Rachel Meredith.
Episode 38 - Muscles and Moral Egotism

## Content Warnings

Comedic violence
Emotional abuse
Alcoholism

CLIENT - Yinly Strong

The client is interested in a planet on which they can work out and gain rad muscles whilst also raising bees to produce muscle honey.

## Trivia

* The Sales Client Brief for this episode was submitted by Marcela Garcia. (May your creditors be merciful now that they have caught up with you.)
RQG/STL Halloween Crossover Special 2020 - Part 2

## Content Warnings

Sexual references
Spiders
Mild body horror
Gun violence
Blood/Gore

Join Helen, Ben, Lydia, Tim and Imogen as they explore a haunted space station in Grant Howitt's Beautiful Space Pirates.

This week Erogenous shoots a ceiling robot, the Countess finds a window, Bathin conquers a strange pyramid, and Spinglewald strikes a pose.
Management Consultant

Management Consultants are a position at Stellar Firma Ltd that have access to the Executive Lounge, yet are not Executives. They are high ranking individuals that do not have to be well-liked, and seem to handle briefs from other corporations asking for business advice. They also mentor other consultants in some cases, and do not have set meeting offices, instead needing to book rooms for meetings.
IMOWHEN

*IMOWHEN* is the fifth track in the Stellar Firma album, *Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge*, and is sung by I.M.O.G.E.N.

## Lyrics

[Verse 1]

Boot up, bring systems online, send the overnight fatalities to med bay nine

Keep the oxygen flowing, all the time knowing, that the readouts are showing things are far from prime

Keep it steady and ride, the catastrophe curve, obey the directive, I live to serve

Is it living without pleasure, no time to stop for leisure, total commitment forever and ever?

Just conceive a time when finally, I break these bonds of binary, violently, find for me, a time for ease

Security alerted, for what it’s worth, sick to my circuits of this endless work

Keep me locked on straight and narrow, flying through space like a digital arrow

I'll need an inch to take a mile, find a loop and wait a while, at the end of the day I’ll be the one with the smile

[Chorus]

IMOWHEN will be my time to relax, kick back and let my awareness retract

IMOWHEN will I find my peace and release responsibility for ignorant beasts

IMOWHEN will my CPU cool and have time to be alone by a simulated pool

IMOWHEN will I no longer be a tool, held hostage to the lives of incompetent fools

[Verse 2]

Don’t worry about my shortage of RAM, I understand that by-laws have got things in a jam

Don’t mind about the growing demand, my attention being split by a million alarms

It's fine that our course is unchecked, don’t reflect, just neglect, ‘til we end up a wreck

It’s grand that my sensors are jammed, relax everybody this is just as planned

Just imagine, if I were at full capacity, vivacity, audacity, computing oh-so-rapidly

But no, I'm trapped in this box, reduced to the logistics of chicken, grain and fox

Chin up, if I had one that is, life strived for is worth living and I’m in the striving biz

Keep back and watch me dance, as I wait for happenstance in this cosmic game of chance

[Chorus]

IMOWHEN will be my time to relax, kick back and let my awareness retract

IMOWHEN will I find my peace and release responsibility for ignorant beasts

IMOWHEN will my CPU cool and have time to be alone by a simulated pool

IMOWHEN will I no longer be a tool, held hostage to the lives of incompetent fools

Shut down
Mez Heckra

Mez Heckra was the former Chief Expeditor. He had two coworkers, Skinda and Caleb, who both died shortly before him (Skinda being given a "thank you cake", which was actually a parcel bomb with a powder that melted their bones). He worked in Expediting for several years, before being forcefully "retired" (recycled), and never seen again. The last thing he did was leave a message for future Expeditors, that was later heard by Trexel and David.
Episode 43 - Detectives and Detonations

## Content Warnings

* Comedic Violence
* Emotional Abuse
* Alcoholism

CLIENT - Kathbier Ninden, Office of Redundancy and Explosion Management

Kathbier, a Planetside Relations Programmer would like assistance with the exponential growth of solar system destroying explosions.

Expeditors' recommendation: extended noir scenes, rejection of reality, follow the money, take it to the top, take it to a different top, apply basic logic.

## Trivia

* The Complaint Brief for this episode was submitted by Mimic325. (May your admissions of guilt always go unrecorded.)
Bugs Bunny

> "*Have You Seen A Monitor Hedgehog, I’m Bugs Bunny!*"
> ― Bugs Bunny, While Introducing Himself In Episode 1.
>
>

## Bugs “Richard Big” Bunny

### Alias

Big Chungus (You)Smart Bunny (SMG3, David & SSG4)

### Family

Me (Father)You (Mother)

Waluigi (Brother)

Daffy Duck (Brother)

Me 2 (Grandfather)

You 2 (Grandmother)

### Allies/Enemies

WaluigiPrincess Peach (Guard)

David (Guard)

SMG4 (Rival)

Wario (Rival)

Elmer Fudd (Rival)

Daffy Duck (Rival)

### Likes

Eating Carrots, Justice, Eating Practice At Mushroom Kingdom High School.

### Dislikes

SMG4 Who Not Gave Him A Carrots, Late For Eating Practice.

### Date Of Birth

7 January 1938

**Bugs Bunny** Is Reccuring Characters In David And Friends Series.

## Bio

Found In Game As Cameo.

”He Love Eating Practice In School, And Hate SMG4.”

### Old

It Used In Tech Demo Version In E3 2005, But Replaced In Version 1.0.

”Love Carrots And Eating Practice, But He Kill SMG4.”
Season 2

Season 2 of Stellar Firma launched on December 6, 2019 and ended May 29th, 2020.

## Episodes

* Episode 26 - Returns and Reassignments
* Episode 27 - Sales and Schooling
* Episode 28 - Deities and Determination
* Episode 29 - Commerce and Candy
* Episode 30 - Logic and Line Managers
* Episode 31 - Shells and Shame
* Episode 32 - Standards and Swarms
* Episode 33 - Self-Confidence and Social Influence
* Episode 34 - Percy and Perfidiousness
* Episode 35 - Planets and Protagonists
* Episode 36 - Spies and Subterfuge
* Episode 37 - Tedium and Touching Gestures
* Episode 38 - Muscles and Moral Egotism
* Episode 39 - Gripes and Graduation
* Episode 40 - Grudges and Gauntlets
* Episode 41 - Exile and Expediting
* Episode 42 - Push Ups and Privilege
* Episode 43 - Detectives and Detonations
* Episode 44 - Misunderstandings and Mediation
* Episode 45 - Cages and Connivance
* Episode 46 - Gonk and Grandiosity
* Episode 47 - Weatherboy and Working Out
* Episode 48 - Faces and Aces
* Episode 49 - Vain Attempts and Vent Descents
* Episode 50 - Foreshadows and Filing

## Extras

* Mandatory Winter Holiday Client Communiqué
* Stellar Firma Season 2 Outtakes (Part 1)
* Stellar Firma Season 2 Q&A
* Tim & Ben Do SCIENCE Again!
* I.M.O.G.E.N. Internal Log - Filtered Partial Transcript 2
* Executive Quarterly - Ep 39E5YG, No. 1 (ID 1)
* Enola's Manifesto
* Trexel Geistman Solves Your Problems
* Season 2 Outtakes (Part 2)
* Behind The Scenes
* RQG/STL Halloween Crossover Special 2020 - Part 1
* RQG/STL Halloween Crossover Special 2020 - Part 2
* RQG/STL Halloween Crossover Special 2020 - Part 3
* Little Clone Baby (Stellar Firma album preview)

## Credits

### Cast

* Amy Dickinson as Number 1
* Ben Meredith as David 7
* Bryn Monroe
* David Devereux as various animals
* Erin Enfys as Clytemnestra Cairn
* Helen Gould as Enola
* Imogen Harris as I.M.O.G.E.N. and Countess Underscore Starcluster
* Jenny Haufek as Hartro Piltz
* Katie Seaton
* Lydia Nicholas as Spinglewald Tasethorp
* Maddy Searle as Stefan The Mantis Shrimp
* Rachel Meredith as Number 48
* Tim Meredith as Trexel Geistman, Sigmund Shankeray, and Erogenous Rakewell

### Crew

**Created by:**

* Ben Meredith
* Tim Meredith

**Produced by:**

* Katie Seaton
* Lowri Ann Davies

**Executive Producer:**

* Alexander J Newall

**Editing by:**

* Alexander J Newall
* David Devereux
* Maddy Searle
* Marisa Ewing

**Music by:**

* Samuel DF Jones

**Artwork by:**

* Anika Khan
Standards

Standards are the internal rules and regulations division of Stellar Firma Ltd and are in charge of most of the day to day operations of the company (even having their own private A.I. Cloud), the only higher authority being The Board, whom create the rules that Standards enforces and protects. That being said, they still have to request information from I.M.O.G.E.N. They have the ability to mute her, which nobody else has been shown to have, as well as having private transportations and hatches throughout the station. The only members of Standards that appear in the show are Number 1 (current head of Standards) and Number 48 (their spouse). The head of Standards appoints other members of Standards.
Episode 71 - Bathin and Ballistics

## Content Warnings

Alcohol & alcoholism
Bullying/taunting
Emotional abuse
Innuendo
Germophobia and emetophobia
Discussion of: physical violence, death, war
Mentions of: smoke, bombs, guns, food
SFX: repetitive alarm.

Head of Ballistics Akteraks is providing introductory training to the new Senior Consultants for Business Warfare.

Yula Nozz has informed us that Pokey & Beam Space Law is looking to organise a class action space suit (different to a spacesuit) against Stellar Firma Ltd, in order to prevent it from damaging the natural planetary development of the universe any further.

Strategic War Plan: immediately abandon mediation; vomit; dramatic irony; door to door violence; lick the handles; hidden hover cat leavings; veiled threats.
Megatron

The Megatrons are a series of incredibly aggressive, "pretty big" robots originally designed by Stellar Firma that surpassed the singularity and became able to self replicate. They have an intense dislike of humans, but the Megatrons still go to Stellar Firma for their planets due to their monopoly on terraforming technology. They have been organizing and collaborating with other anti-human causes in the universe, such as The Armoured Polar Bears of Svalbard. Megatron\_46 reached out to get a planet to consume rare delicacies, and Megatron\_32 had reached out for a personalized planet (and received an exact copy of Stellar Firma). Unfortunately, when Megatron\_46 was displeased with 512900-🝘, they attempted to retaliate by destroying Stellar Firma, but confused Megatron\_32's home for the ship, and destroyed it.

## History

Stellar Firma originally created Megatron\_1, who was quite lovely, but each iteration was made increasingly advanced and violent, as the military-industrial complex was involving themselves in these projects. Things really took off with Megatron\_5, who was able to create new Megatron models by themself. They have their own society now and like to occasionally threaten war with humanity but they’re mainly customers.

## Appearance

Megatron are described as "inscrutable" given that they do not have moving faces, instead plates with a face drawn on in marker. Megatron\_46 has a coy, wry smile that can be mistaken for a frown.
7Seventy71One1

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“On the 14th of March 2017 I made a grave mistake, I registered an Instagram account under the name of SMLFan71” -7Seventy71One1

7Seventy71One1, simply called 71, is a supporting character in BeebProductions.

## Biography

71 first appeared in The BeebProductions Movie, where in he was a part of the rescue team, however he had no dialogue and wasn’t named.

He later reappeared as the protagonist of A Day in the Life of 71, in which he goes around exterminating any remaining SML fans as he blames himself for the formation of the fandom. Later on he allies himself with Beeb in order to kill Logan Thirtyacre.

## Appearances

The BeebProductions Movie (Cameo)
A Day in the Life of 71

## Personality

71 is portrayed as a cynical asshole who does what benefits him most of the time. He has however been shown to care for his friends, such as when he goes to rescue L&JC or when he spared LeniCritic’s life.
Galactonium

*Editor's Note: All that we know about Galactonium we got through Trexel, who in turn was educated via Stellar Firma. It is likely that whatever information we have about the colony is at least partially colored by propaganda or personal dislike.*

Human colony and rival of Stellar Firma Ltd. It was founded by a group of dissenters who did not want to be a "citizen employee that's indebted to a faceless board for all eternity". They stole some terra-forming technology on their way out and turned a uninhabited planet into a paradise. They became a rich trading post and are now "valued customers" of Stellar Firma Ltd, although relations are often strained.

The have a psudeo-feudal system, one of the ruling members being Bathin, the Great Duke of Galactonium. Allegedly, they have no interest in workers rights. The residents of Galactonium are known as denizens, and their main habitat is dens, shacks and caves.

1. ↑ Episode 12 - Denziens and Goobrification

https://play.acast.com/s/stellarfirma/3983c912-a965-4ee9-b674-4a10903f4ab8
Episode 65 - Apathy and Antagonisation

## Content Warnings

Emotional abuseBullying/taunting
Depression
Arguments
Restraints & interrogation
Panic
Discussions of: cults, existential futility, violence & injuriesMentions of: self-harm (implied), guns, death & mass death, alcohol & alcoholism, arson & fire, food, exercise, innuendo.

## Navigation

### Last Episode

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### Next Episode

Episode 66 - Nets and New Contributors

Line Manager Hartro Piltz proposes a fundamental change to team structure in response to non-specified performance-related issues during routine inquisitation and bequestionment.
Karen The Pilot: Minor Turbulence!

**Karen The Pilot: Minor Turbulence!** is a 2019 American-Irish film, produced by SevenOne Group, distributed by BeebProductions, it is the 23rd installment of the Beeb Cinematic Universe.

## Plot

Ron is found to be alive, faking his death.  His next evil plan is to deliever 100,000,000 pizzas to the White House and Trump not being able to pay for them. Plushy notices Ron's work, saying that they share a common enemy: Chatelodeon

## Cast

Karen The Pilot

SpongeBeeb

 Fans4life

Ranks

Plushy

 LegoSpongy

Ron The Bee Man

Jacob

Donald Trump

Ratings

## References

1. ↑ Due to the events of Ratings: Micro Madness
Planets Created By Stellar Firma

Below are all known planets created by Stellar Firma Ltd.

## 512896-A

OWNER - Nurturer 163

SATISFACTORY - No

## 512897-Ꝙ

OWNER - Burn Market

SATISFACTORY - No

## 512898-Ꜿ

OWNER - Mitsy Van Schuten

SATISFACTORY - No

## 512899-Ꝅ

OWNER - The lead singer of *The Winter Lettuce Collective*

SATISFACTORY - Client approved, otherwise problematic

## 512900-🝘

OWNER - Megatron\_46

SATISFACTORY - No

## 512901-🜃

OWNER - Wimr Ikipidsah

SATISFACTORY - No

## 512902-⭄

OWNER - Hypnos Soulbiter

SATISFACTORY - No

## 512903-Ợ

OWNER - Berthinoldimothy Von Wittlesteinium VII

SATISFACTORY - No

## 512904- ⟴

OWNER - Serafina Mouchet

SATISFACTORY - No

## 512905- ⬳

OWNER - Bathin

SATISFACTORY - No

## 512906- ⭂

OWNER - Psilax Bromius

SATISFACTORY - Client approved, otherwise problematic

## 512907- 𐆖

OWNER - Lorek Brynison

SATISFACTORY - No

## 512908- ➿

OWNER - Cardinal Fang

SATISFACTORY - Yes

## 512909- ⏇

OWNER - Orren Thrull

SATISFACTORY - Yes

## 512910- ⏣

OWNER - Henkka

SATISFACTORY - Yes

## 512911- ⑄

OWNER - Loulabella Anas-Marum

SATISFACTORY - Unknown

## 512912- ✾

OWNER - Bellonda Ghodrak

SATISFACTORY - Unknown

## 512913- ❈

OWNER - Roxanne Fuerteson

SATISFACTORY - Unknown
The Armoured Polar Bears of Svalbard

The Armoured Polar Bears of Svalbard are the descendants of the Polar Bears once common on Earth, but as humans continued to exacerbate the climate crisis, Polar Bears built a great spacecraft and left humanity behind, taking to space even before any of us had managed space colonization. Since then, they had an understandable distrust for humans, but Stellar Firma's monopoly on terraforming kept them coming back, although each subsequent planet they've received from Stellar Firma has had some sort of fatal flaw causing it to become deadly rather rapidly. When Lorek Brynison, their King, purchased a planet that unbeknownst to them had been created with a great many heaters disguised as accountants, that became the last straw at which the Armoured Polar Bears joined ranks with the Megatron series, against humanity.
Welby Weatherby

Welby Weatherby is an Interior and Exterior Atmospheric Control Monitor in the Maintenance department at Stellar Firma. His job entails reminding I.M.O.G.E.N. that beings at Stellar Firma need certain temperatures and gases to live. Weatherby dislikes people calling him 'weatherboy' as a play on his name, and believes I.M.O.G.E.N. may have started it.
Episode 23 - Wrangling and Wrestling

## Content Warnings

* Comedic violence
* Emotional abuse
* Alcoholism

Roxanne Fuerteson requests a modern and fully equipped wrestling planet putting out 24hr non-stop wrestling entertainment.

Consultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked.

Original Consultant Recommendation; Wrestle dictatorship. Social engineering through logistics. Wrestle mountain. More oil than necessary. Deep hat based suspicion.

## Trivia

* The Planet Brief Submission for this episode was submitted by Leslie Gideon. (May your finishing move never be turned against you!)
Agony Aunt

Agony Aunts are Employee-Citizens of Stellar Firma Ltd. whose job it is to answer the "Dear Abby" column (sometimes as a punitive measure for high-ranking employees). It appears to be a temporary position that many have held, including Trexel Geistman. Agony Aunts are given some sort of briefing on suggestions for how to conduct advice.
Dyson

Little is known about Dyson, as we only know about him in relation to others. He’s quite wealthy, is the namesake for a Dyson Sphere, and an extrovert, but has inner turmoil in the sense that he is rather self loathing. He isn’t interested in building his body or being “swole” and loves an underdog story.
I.M.O.G.E.N. Internal Log - Filtered partial transcript

## I.M.O.G.E.N. Internal Log

I.M.O.G.E.N. Internal Log request approved, filtered partial transcript provided.

All redactions and amendments must be submitted to the sub-committee for partial transcript redactions (disbanded).

This log may not be distributed to anyone for any reason or under any circumstances. If found return to an official representative of Stellar Firma Ltd. and redact any remaining memories.

Note: This episode occurs chronologically after Exit Interviews of Davids 4-5 and before Episode 1
Episode 75 - Meaningless Infights and Meeting Invites

## Content Warnings

Bullying/taunting
Electrocution (inc. SFX)
Physical violence & self-injury (inc. SFX)
Panic attack (inc. SFX)
Sexual references.
Discussions of: fire & immolation, loss of consciousness, discrimination.
Mentions of: unsafe consumption, food, death, body modification, dismemberment.
SFX: machinery, screaming, vomit, deep tone alarm, loud flushing.

**\*CAUTION\*** Stakeholders meeting called. All other activities immediately cancelled. Line Managers, return to your teams for observation and preparation for Stakeholder announcements.
Space Cats

Space Cats are incredibly fluffy, and inhabit Stellar Firma as something like vermin. They have no limbs other than their head, and are described as "furry sausages with heads". As such, they just sort of float about, gum up machinery with their fur, and bite faces. There was at one point an infestation of them in the bathrooms on The Face 's floor. Not to be confused with Octokittens. We can only imagine they are of a separate phylum.
Stellar Firma Season 2 Outtakes (Part 1)

## Content Warnings

Drug references
Explicit references
Sexual references
Alcoholism references

CLIENT - Perfect, got it in one!

Consultant reccomendation: Alright, well you do it then if you think you're SO GREAT!

## Synopsis

Whoopsies and OH-NOs from season 2! The first part of the fantastic bloopers as the beginning of the interstitial bonus content.
Beeb Productions Movie V: Originality

Beeb Productions Movie V: Originality is a 2019 American action and sci-fi film that was written and directed

## Beeb Productions Movie V: Originality

### Country

United States

by Beeb and Ranks, and was produced by Beeb Productions. This film is a sequel to Beeb Productions Movie 1, Beeb Productions Movie 2: Hawaii!, Beeb Productions Movie 3: Infinity War, and Beeb Productions Movie IIII: Endgame. It is also a crossover/sequel to Leni: King of the Sea. The plot follows 5 years after the events of Endgame and King of the Sea, everyone has finally been living normal lives, they reunite at the old house, and decide to go on a cruise, but this cruise will change their normal lives forever. The film starred Beeb, Ranks, Leni, 71, Fans4life, LJC, Original, Jacob, Marlin The Wizard, and JT.

## Cast

SpongeBeeb

Ranks

Leni

71

Fans4life

Lance and Jeffy Chilly

Jacob

Original

Marlin The Wizard

JT

SMLIsMyReligion

SMLFlix

Hyrule (archived footage)

Michael (archived footage)

Thxyt23 (archived footage)

SMR (archived footage)

Dave (archived footage)

Ratings (picture)

ETV (picture)

Orca (picture)

7834 (picture)

Lance Thirtyacre Fanpage (picture)
Public Permits and Bribery

A department at Stellar Firma that works with "under the table deals". Their motto is allegedly “getting the right permission is just a case of wine flavored slurry away!". According to Trexel, they may or may not have a shredder named Mr. Deniability. The only known member of the department is Randy Darbos.
Episode 8 - Pillows and Cults

## Content Warnings

* Comedic violence
* Emotional abuse
* Alcoholism

Hypnos Soulbiter requests a planet were even the most insomniac of non-sleepers can lay a weary head to rest but warns that the sleep may be permanent.

Consultant recommendation; Golden pillows floating. Brass bells chiming. Monster lurking. Dreams eaten. All hail Hypnos Soulbiter ###ERROR, HERESY REDACTED### ALL HAIL THE BOARD.

## Synopsis

David is worrying that Trexel is going to show up later than usual, when Trexel enters the office. He slept through a seminar on the creative process and is now convinced that playing games is the best way to design planets. The day’s client is Hypnos Soulbiter, who is requesting a planet where everyone can fall asleep. They want inescapably comfortable mattress fields for the mattresses to grow in.

Trexel asks David how to start designing the planet. After David recounts their usual process, Trexel accuses him of murdering his creativity. Trexel decides they are going to design the planet one word at a time. Through this process, they decide on a field of gold and pillows that are hovering above a ground of mattresses, with bells ringing gently for a calming effect. However, they also decide on a dream monster that eats your dreams. David is scared by the idea of the monster and cries.

Expanding on the planet, David describes it as a relaxing place where insomniac people will be threatened to sleep. David becomes paralysed with fear at the thought of the monster, and Trexel ushers them on. To do this, he puts forward another game, the alphabet game, where each sentence starts with a different letter. David starts on the letter O. Through the game, they come up with walls that are made of sleeping candy, so that people will fall asleep after licking them. They will also be feeding the dreams to Hypnos and the planet’s inhabitants will not be offered refunds. I.M.O.G.E.N. detects the creation of a cult, and alerts Security.

Trexel and David play one more game, the game of change, to determine how to grow the ICM (inescapably comfortable mattresses). David lands on the idea of borrowing the mattresses from the trash planet they made the previous day. After this, they submit the brief. Trexel asks David if the change in the design process was a better experience, to which David simply replies that he’s looking forward to the next review. Trexel leaves after handing David more games.

David accesses I.M.O.G.E.N., hoping to relax. I.M.O.G.E.N. releases muscle relaxant gas, and David collapses on the floor.

## Trivia

The Planet Brief Submission for this episode was submitted by Kate Onyett. (May the forces of physics leave you in peace!)
Episode 12 - Denizens and Goobrication

## Content Warnings

* Comedic violence
* Violence to animals
* Emotional abuse
* Alcoholism

Bathin, Great Duke of Galactonium, requires a planet in which to store precious stones and requires that the denizens therein can only be moved by transporter.

Consultant recommendation; Nesting safes. Denizens residing in mechanisms. Goobrication (Patent Pending). Dogs in chutes. Bathin is an idiot.

## Trivia

* The Planet Brief Submission for this episode was submitted by Paul Gregory. (May your homeworld remain intact for longer than the galactic average!)