OTOS S2 Episode 2 (Rewrite)/Transcript

<:slug:1012984274196123719>: alright, the next contest will be held on an island

📻: hop on to the ship! It’s massive and full of stuff!

🔊: have fun and enjoy yourselves!

the contestants epically hop on the ship

<:privetfirey:1018838789982003260> : privieetttt

🌟 : okay, i wanna know who's sailing this ship

🎈: WOAH, this ship is huge!

\*🪁 and 🎈 flies around exploring the ship\*

<:privetfirey:1018838789982003260> :\*tak, it’s me\*

🧮: whad should we do while we're here

💤: let’s name our teams!

<:privetfirey:1018838789982003260> : Starts up the Boat

<:privetfirey:1018838789982003260> : В Польше красивые девушки, фиаты, а не лимузины

В Польше есть дороги с дырками, колбаса-самогон и пельмени

Русский гопник, я трахаюсь

В Польше яростные фанаты, иди на эту дискотеку, я предпочитаю хардбас

🦴: why didnt the host answer my questions??

\*\* Boat goes epikly fast instantly \*\*

🔨: idk, maybe the hosts have something better to do

🫤: do you feel the ship moving faster

🌰: deez

\*\* E P I K G R A V I T Y F O R C E \*\*

<:privetfirey:1018838789982003260> : \*\* Goes out of captain room \*\*

🌟: oh hey, what are you doing here

🥁: so how’d you like it so far 📀?

<:privetfirey:1018838789982003260> : \*tak, any want vokkaaaaaajakakaakak?\*

📀: if the whole competition is going to stay like this, I think I’ll like it very much!

🌟: i dont think i know what a \*vokkaaaaaajakakaakak\* is. would you like to explain <:privetfirey:1018838789982003260> ?

🥁: hey 🪤 do you know where 🪁 and 🎈 are?

🪤: im pretty sure they went around and explore the ship or something

🥁: yeah, let’s explore the ship too! There’s so many stuff around here!

<:privetfirey:1018838789982003260> : \*you there! Try the vokkaaaaaaaaajakakaakak\*

<:privetfirey:1018838789982003260> : oh nevermind.

🧮: ok guys let’s name our team

💤: hmmmmm

☄️: well our team mainly consists of OTOS Mini S2 contestants, maybe we can start from there

\*the team is thinking very very hard\*

<:privetfirey:1018838789982003260> : i know! Lets name it самая лучшая и сильная команда не грустная и не детка а лучшая команда коммунистов на земле и матушка русси

🐫: time to get tactical and think of a good name

🐫: it’s tactical time

<:privetfirey:1018838789982003260> : 😨

.\_. : I don’t know what <:privetfirey:1018838789982003260> is saying

.\_. : does anyone here feel like he’s just going to be a burden to our team?

🧮: i dont know, we'll just have to see

<:privetfirey:1018838789982003260> : самая лучшая и сильная команда не грустная и не детка а лучшая команда коммунистов на земле и матушка русси is the best team name ever! LETS NAME IT THAT WAY!! YEAAHH

\*\* epik team music sound effect \*\*

.\_. : where did that music come from?

☄️ (to <:privetfirey:1018838789982003260>): sama oochay eeseelay what? How do you even pronounce that?

<:privetfirey:1018838789982003260> : HES A TRAITOR!

<:privetfirey:1018838789982003260> sweats

\*silence\*

💤: she

💤: what.

🧮: whad

💤: i think our name should be zeeky boogy doog

🥤: hey you two (🫤 and 🌰), do you reckon theres like a vending machine on this ship?

🫤: meh, I didn’t bother to look

🌰: i doubt it.

🌰: but do you reckon theres DEEZ (abrupt cut)

🥤: I’ll go look around, there’s no way there isn’t a vending mach- did you seriously have to make that joke

🌰: Yes.

🥤: AHEM. Let me rephrase. I’ll go looking around for a vending machine as an excuse to get away from you.

\*the\*: i hope 🌰 gets eliminated first from our team

🌰: haha deez nuts

🌰: Wait… what

\*🥤 leaves the team looking for a vending machine\*

<:privetfirey:1018838789982003260> : Hehe.. NO VENDING MACHINE! VODKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKJAJ ONLY!

🌰: hey \*the\* i heard that. it hurt my feelings!!!!!111!1

🌰: wait i couldve used that opportunity

🔨: i guess we could do what 🧮's team is doing

<:privetfirey:1018838789982003260> whats the team of rus firey again

🚑: hey guys should we name our team now?

🌕: yeah i think we should

<:stop:1012984903282991195>: I propose our team should be named Stop.

🌟: yeah no we aren’t doing that

🍬 is just looking at her phone or something lel

🌕: GUYS let’s focus and actually try to make a good team name

🍬 looks at 🌕

🌟: yeah i agree

<:stop:1012984903282991195>: stop. i dont think it matters if its a bad name, we just need something to call ourselves

🌟: we're still not calling our team stop though

🚑: ok, so first of all our team name should be something that stands out, therefore we should use something that’s relevant like-- (trails off)

🖥️: do you guys have any ideas for a team name? If no I can go to a website to randomly generate one

💭: I’m thinking

🔨: i think we should be called \*the smashers\*

\*\* Epik Team Sound \*\*

🦴: that name sounds a bit too funny to me. cant we change it to something else?

🔨: grrrr NO!

⛈️ (to 🔨): I disagree, I think we should be called On Cloud 9

📁: your proposed team names are kinda dumb not gonna lie

🦴: i agree with 📁

📁: hey 🖥️ what was your team name in Season 1? I want to try to take a bit of inspiration

🖥️: I don’t know

📁: what do you mean you don’t know?

🖥️: that was my team name

🔨: wait, seriously?

📁: ok what is with your creativities??

<:NOOOOONOOOEEEE:1012984091311865876>: where are my team members

<:NOOOOONOOOEEEE:1012984091311865876>: did they ditch me too 😢

<:privetfirey:1018838789982003260> : why dont you shut up

🪤: whats your problem?

📀: Yes! There’s a music room! We can play music- 🥁?

🌰: So where are we going anyway?

🫤: we? you were just following me.

🌰: nono, i meant where this boat is going.

\*📀 shuts the door rapidly\*

🪁: oh hi there 🥁-

🫤 (replies to 🌰): its going to some island

📀 (trying to lighten 🥁 up): so uh 🥁, why don’t we switch the topics a bit? We can discuss team names with 🪁 and 🎈 hehe… heheheheh…….

🥤: ah there’s one, I knew I’d find a vending machine in this enormous ship

🥤: wait I forgot to bring money when joining this competition

🌰: bruh

🥤startled by the presence of 🌰

🥤: as if it couldn’t get any worse, 🌰 is here

\*🥤 sprays water onto 🌰’s eyes\*

\*🥤 runs away\*

🌰 blinks a couple of times

🌰: that was weird

then he goes to buy some meat nuts from the vending machine

🥤: man I’m REALLY getting thirsty now, especially with all this running

🍬: hey

🥤 startled again

🍬: if you want some water you could get some over there (points to a water dispenser)

🥤: oh, thanks

🥤: why are you helping me? We’re on different teams

🍬 (replies to 🥤): whats wrong with that?

<:privetfirey:1018838789982003260> : Guys, is that island?

🐪: is that the island we're supposed to go to?

🧮: no way, the ship has bedrooms in it, we probably aren’t arriving to the island today

🐫: oh, nice observation

<:privetfirey:1018838789982003260> : Nono, this is ship i st-borrow from the ship coporation!

🧮: thanks, I improved a bit when I was tasked with observing 🧁 by 🔊

💤: you what?

.\_. : oh right, I’m pretty sure I heard 🔊 say that too

💤: tell me later i guess

🌟 and 🌕 is playing a board game

<:privetfirey:1018838789982003260> : gars, you notice that this ship is still going hella fast?

🫤: ehhh not really

🚑: aarrgghh we still don’t have a good team name yet!

🚑 (angrily): mmMMMmmMMMmm I CAN’T THINK OF A GOOD NAME!!!!!!!

<:stop:1012984903282991195>: stop, i think i know what our team name should be!

🚑: WHAT IS IT

<:stop:1012984903282991195>: stop, umm nevermind (he walks back before running away)

🚑: I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!

<:stop:1012984903282991195> screams so loudly half of the contestants can hear him

\*🚑 is charging at <:stop:1012984903282991195>\*

<:stop:1012984903282991195>: STOP!!!!!!!

<:privetfirey:1018838789982003260> : …

the rest of 🚑 and <:stop:1012984903282991195>'s team and a couple of others runs to the scene

🍬: calm down you two!

<:stop:1012984903282991195> holds his sign like a shield

<:stop:1012984903282991195>: stop standing there and do something!!!!!!!

🔨: what’s the ruckus here- OH MY LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE!!?

<:privetfirey:1018838789982003260> : anyone in team wanna go to computer room?

<:stop:1012984903282991195>: STOP. ILL TELL YOU PLEASE DONT HURT ME!!!!!!!

🛞: CALM DOWN

🚑: I CAN’T WHEN THIS GUY’S AROUND!!

🦴: where’s that voice coming from?

🦴: that’s definitely \_\_not\_\_ the voice of 🚑

<:stop:1012984903282991195> is nowhere to be seen

\*🚑 stopped driving\*

\*silence\*

🛞: oh, right. I revealed myself.

🔨: this is hella awkward, im leaving.

🌟, 🌕, and 🍬 is flabbergasted

🥤: who are… you?

🌕 (to 🌟 ) : so thats why...

🍬: uhhh...

random cut to 🖥️

🪤 (walks up to him and asks): hey 🖥️, can i ask for some help?

🖥️ (replies to 🪤): well depends, what is it?

🪤: could you generate some team names?

🖥️: sure (then he does some generating)

\*🖥️ generated a name and he told 🪤 the name\*

🪤: now I just need to find the rest of my team members…

💭: why didnt we just went with that earlier?

⛈️: why did you tell 🪤, who’s from the OTHER TEAM!

🖥️: its just a harmless favour

🖥️: and its not like our next challenge is to make a good team name. atleast i hope it it wont be

🖥️: anyways uhh I just realized our team members aren’t here??

\*🖥️ looks around\*

🖥️: I don’t even see many contestants here…

💭: did something happened?

🖥️: I’ll send a message to 📁 asking her

📁 sends a message back

message says: 🔨 said 🚑 was trying to kill <:stop:1012984903282991195> and he with some others  went to see or something idk xd

🖥️: WHAT

🖥️: someone was trying to kill!?

💭: oof

⛈️ (replies): is that really all you have to say

🖥️: let’s go find other contestants and ask what was happening

💭: ok

then they go find other contestants

🪁: oh hi there 🖥️

🌰 goes to check on <:stop:1012984903282991195>

🌰: are you ok lol

<:stop:1012984903282991195>: we're not okay

<:stop:1012984903282991195>: stop wait i mean im not okay

\*\*goofy ass team jingle err idk lol\*\*

🍬: of all the things you could’ve said, you said “lol”???

🌰: somewhat sorry okay bye

🌰: look at me im taking up screentime