AgentBronto

Chalet

## Bio

AgentBronto first joined very early and helped build spawn alongside Chariti. After a while of having fun around spawn, he decided to move away and built the Lesbian Cottage for Mainten. This eventually became Bronto's Retreat as he was too lazy to move out and build his own home so he just moved in. This prompted Bronto to build a Japanese town around the Retreat. After he had finished building the town, he moved away again and retired near Chariti in his first official home. Eventually after a while of peaceful living and moderation, NASA coaxed him of coming out of retirement so that he would eventually become the founder of Black Ops II. Black Ops II was a strike team subdivision of NASA, so naturally Bronto went to recruit old war buddies Tiscut and Jay\_Tre. Tiscut declined, but Jay joined the division. After trying to join Dez and getting declined, Taka joined BO2 and the team was complete. After a few smaller missions, BO2 was tasked with hunting down Cookie as he was one of the then 3 members with 0 deaths. After a long and unsuccessful hunt, BO2 and Cookie came to a truce, where the team would not hunt Cookie any longer and assure no one else would. Since this event, Bronto has returned to his regular monitoring and moderating duties along with helping out his old friend Tiscut with his drug empire as he is the sole employee.

**Background:**

Bronto was a part of "Operation: Starlight.", which is where he met Jay and Tiscut initially. Prior to settling in the ToaSMP Bronto served in Vietnam as a squad commander. He was then appointed and sent to be the squad leader of a 5 man fireteam. It was there he met these two men, machine-gunner Jay and sniper Tiscut. A short debrief and the team landed down in Vietnam. While trying to move behind enemy lines, they stumbled upon an abandoned village where they found information about a bunker in a nearby village. They uncovered and explored the bunker, which turned out to only be a dead-end. As they were leaving, the squad was ambushed and knocked out by Russian mercenaries. Upon regaining consciousness, Bronto found the two unknown members of the fireteam dead. The now drunken mercenaries forced the soldiers to play Russian roulette. As Bronto was sat at the table with the gun, he aimed it at his head before quickly turning it on the mercenaries and killed two of them. He got Jay and Tiscut and rushed out of the bunker quickly before more they drew more attention. He used his own weapon to kill hostile Vietcong soldiers they encountered, as they fled from the bunker to the evac spot. He hijacked a helicopter in an attempt to get to the rendezvous quicker but was shot down and had to fend off Vietcong soldiers while waiting for evac. He was shot in the upper chest, (to which he hides his scar under his badge). After this mission, the others were discharged but he went on to complete other missions in Vietnam. He was awarded a Silver Star and a purple heart for his service.

## Description

AgentBronto is a human in a Dinosaur Onesie with an FBI badge on his upper left torso. He can also be seen in LA Streetgang attire which consists of a black hat with a green logo, a black bandana imprinted with the letters "LA", and shades.

Depending on whether Bronto is on crack or not, he can have two very different personalities.

* On crack - a very fast and quick minded person. He quickly reacts to anything and does everything at high speeds. He usually tends to forget things and can pick up accents easily on accident.
* Off crack - Bronto becomes a very easy minded person. He thinks extra carefully about situations and will think multiple outcomes to a situation. He isn't one to pass up an opportunity if it benefits him.

## Achievements

* Built Kikoku Castle
* Built Dante's Inferno
* Built Black Ops Nerve Center.
* Was the main constructor of the Doom Parkour Course

## Trivia

Bronto can go into what he calls "Admin Form", which is essentially just Bronto going about the server moderating and taking care of issues on the server. The only time Admin Form is used for non-moderation is when Dez summons Bronto through a ritual which can only be done once weekly or "bad things will happen..."

Most likely gay, despite his consistent and incessant remarks about how much he likes boobs.

One of the few members of the server to continuously keep communication with Bingo.

Has a fondness for Japanese culture builds.

Built the first automatic sorting system on the server.

Picked up a smoking habit from Bingo.

## Quotes

"Had sex like a boss" *-to Bingo early in the morning during a meeting.*

"ymhb" *-while having a stroke from cocaine*

"Drown" *-when witnessing a member standing in water.*

"I have sex you have virgin we are not the same" *-during one of his massive builds when compared to another member of the server.*

"swag arc featuring Jay and i swaggin down the streets" *-during the construction of Tiscut's drug empire.*

"boobies" *-yes.*

"No gender only swag" *-when discussing the connotations of gender identification*

"What's the difference between jelly and jam you ask? The difference is I can't jelly my dick in your mom." -*Bronto's signature question he asks to be asked.*