Rodrickism Religion

Rodrickism is a religion founded in Uminato, Empire of Japan, serving as Uminatos main religion.

## History

### Founding of Rodrickism

Rodrickism is a religion founded in Uminato, Empire of Japan. After an awakening the Mayor, Toastertott had, this was the best religion for him.

### Origins

In 2007, a messiah, Rodrick Heffley had come down with a book, this sacred scripture being called Diary of a Wimpy Kid. A book about the messiah, Rodrick's, brother, Greg Heffley, instead of his own story, proving that Rodrick is extraordinarily humble. He came down with 3 prophets, Chris, Ben Segal, and Bill Walter, all these 4 had created a sacred band named Löded Diper. On May 17th, 2017, the peace of Rodrick had been disturbed by the misrepresentation of one of the sacred books, The Long Haul. Rodrick is said to come to Earth on May 17th, 2027 to bring every Rodrickist (or Rodri for short) to his kingdom of Heaven.

### Officiality

Rodrickism is the main religion of Uminato, Hokkaido, and recently Nanporo, and is one of the main religions in the Empire of Japan.

## Beliefs and Prayers

### Beliefs

* Rodrick is a God of Music and the Messiah.
* Jeff Kinney, the writer of Diary of a Wimpy Kid, is the God of all, who had passed his mantle to Rodrick.
* At the end of life, every Rodri will be sent to his Kingdom of Heaven, where Löded Diper will play a song for a peaceful eternity.
* Every Non-Rodri will be sent to the Cesspool of Heather, a place for torture lead by Rodrick's heartbreaker, Heather Hills.
* Heather Hills is the devil, her name is one that shall not be said in any public space.
* The first 3 Diary of a Wimpy Kid movies are masterpieces.
* The 4th Diary of a Wimpy Kid movie is a disgrace to Rodrickism.
* Every night, one must say one alternating prayer to Rodrick, and the *Song of Rodrick.*
* Every May 17th, every Rodri must make a pilgrimage to Uminato and pray to Rodrick in the town.

### Prayers

The first alternating prayer which is prayed on Monday and Wednesay.

***Per maria rabiosa;***

***Protege nos sanctum dominum nostrum Rodrick.***

***Heffley familiam totam ad salutem dirigas;***

***Sed maximus,***

***Dirige nos ad salutem.***

***Amen.***

The second alternating prayer which is prayed on Tuesday and Thursday.

***Nam provocationes et bella exspectant;***

***Messias noster eris semper;***

***Non solum Messias;***

***Sed Deus est omnium hominum;***

***Verus deus.***

***Duces nos testi- tate nobiscum per maria.***

***Amen.***

The third alternating prayer which is prayed on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.

***Fata mundi veniam,***

***Sed veniemus apud te magnum Rodrick!***

***Non deficiet in te fides nostra, dum vivimus;***

***Si ita, proditores sumus qui ab Heather.***

***Exitium felixque manet.***

***Ne nos inferas in tentationem.***

***Et libera nos a malo.***

***Amen.***

The holy *Song of Rodrick.*

***Sonus Rodrick meditabitur sapientiam.***

***Instrumentum autem eius loquetur ad iudicium.***

***Benedictus vir, qui Rodrick perpetuam accipit regulam.***

***Et damnati sunt qui non faciunt.***

***Roderick, ignis divinus, eleison.***

***O quam sacra.***

***Quam sereniss.***

***Quam superfluum.***

***Quam sacram.***

***O sacra castitatis Rodrick!***