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The Great Dying

everything which has a beginning has an end

Start of 2020 to late 2021. 2019 was, in comparison to 2018, quite peaceful for NarutoForums as a whole - the biggest incident being the last "fuck you" of 2018 in the form of Advisorok.

Sure, there was some interpersonal conflict in the Alley here and there but nothing major. Late 2019 saw, in terms of activity, the absolute zenith of the Alley's activity, with 41 threads dumpstered during the 15th Dec prune - coinciding with Vino's return and his Untergang. Speaking of his downfall, it was quite the nasty affair which did lead to drama fatigue for a lot of members. 2020 saw an increase in conflict between members and in general a decrease in quality content which snowballed to a point of no return. 2021 was more of the same, but not as much drama. Whitebeard stepped down and mostly disappeared in May and Colours also stepped down around or within a month or so of him too.

Strangely from the start of 2020 and with the Coff (Covid-19) pandemic happening across the world, it would probably and logically explain why NarutoForums' activity declined across the entire board. More oddly however was the Alley did not recover from this until after summer 2021 compared to other active sections: the Arcade, the Cafe, Dragonball, Lifestyle Lounge, One Piece, and Outskirts Battledome. Why the Alley was the last and strangely the most effected with the happening of the The Great Dying compared to the other sections is still a mystery to this day. Even more curiously is the very nature of the Alley as it was formed from congealing and combining the Blender and Chatterbox into a singular uniform off-topic et random social section without any competition with relatively the most generally lax rules and section guidelines yet was hit the hardest during the decline of 2020.

But more importantly and for worse, the One Last Purge in October drove off quite a few regulars from the forum as a whole. It was a painful experience as when the section began to recover from its worst nadir, JFF, began his tyrannical, well MORE, tyrannical fist-squeezing on the site's collective prostate of freedom.

The Dark Times.
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The Alley member list

A list of all past and current members of The Alley:

Organized alphabetically:

* 海外ニキ
* A Optimistic
* Afgpride
* Ane
* Arcuya
* Ashi
* Atlantic Storm
* Austin
* Azure Ihrat
* Babby
* Brian
* Buskuv
* Chloe
* Cobe42
* Colours
* Cord
* Dante
* Dark
* David
* Didi
* Disquiet
* E
* El Hit
* Elias
* Esdese
* Everlong
* Fire Young J
* Fang
* Gadaffi
* GANDO
* Gin
* Grimmjow
* Imagine
* Is a
* Jackk
* Jayjay32
* JFF
* Jibutters
* Jim
* JoJo
* Joe Maya
* Karma
* Kenneth
* Kingslayer
* Kiseki
* Kitsune
* Krory
* Kubisa
* Larcher
* Lastier
* Leeroy Jenkins
* Lew
* Lord Valgaav
* Luey
* Lurker
* Mali
* Mariko
* Marvel
* Mercy
* Mider T
* Moritsune
* MrPopo
* Mugen
* Naruto
* Nataly
* Natty
* Nighty The Mighty
* Oddjutsu
* Owl
* Parallax
* pfft
* Raiden
* RemChu
* Rinoa
* Ryan
* Sanda La Roux
* Santi
* Sassy
* Scerpers
* Selena
* Sequester
* Seraphoenix
* ShieldsPlus
* Shrike
* Shroomsday
* Smoke
* Snowless
* Stannis
* StarlightAshley
* Stephanie
* Suigetxuj
* Superman
* T.D.A
* Tgre
* Tosan
* Trance
* Tri
* Trinity
* TrogdorMan
* Undead
* Underworld Broker
* Vegeta
* Velvet
* Vino
* Viole
* Virus
* White Wolf
* Whitebeard
* Wild
* Worm Juice
* Yamato
* Zeno
StarlightAshley

***"My name...um.. is Ashley L! and I'm here to say Hello!! and sing a little song for everyone. Since joining this site a lot of people have been really nice but their are just a tiny bit of haters so I thought I would give them a bit of shout out today LOL"***

### Affiliations

Alley, OL

AshleyStarlight, also know as the Horseman of Famine and JoJo's Bane. Despite creating her account in 2015 she was only active for a short time - being a dupe or whatever from a bygone age. Her claim to fame in the Alley was a diss track where she demolished JoJo, Ashi and Stephanie.

Viewer discretion is advised:

StarlightAvalonBlue c\*m on ur avyViewer discretion is advised
We sexily vocaroo shit to each other

<<<Back to The Dumpster

hnnng asmr

Unfortunately, all the vocaroos in the thread are expired so you're not missing out on much.

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Andrew

***"Calma lá "cumpade", Andrew Tá pronta ainda não!"*** - Bob Construtor

Este artigo está em WIP! Você pode ajudar expandindo-o com mais informações! Obrigado!

## Mídia

### Primeira aparição

26/05/2021

Andrew (Especificamente Andrew Ardcorus) é um jovem, que curiosamente possui asas e chifres, Andrew não sabe voar, mesmo com sua idade. Andrew é um OC (Original Character) criado por Mawinfo.

## Aparência

Andrew é um menino de ''14'' anos, que possui um par de chifres rosa de aproximadamente 14 CM, asas com a paleta semelhante, consideravelmente maiores que sua própria estatura corporal, em seu pescoço, e abaixo de seus olhos, pequenas marcas levemente rosas são visíveis, seu cabelo é longo e preto, seus olhos são magenta escuros, e ele usa uma roupa longa com desenhos de trevo em certas partes, e por baixo uma simples camisa branca, ele normalmente usa uma calça e chinelos e meia.

## Personalidade

Andrew é quieto e introvertido, mas consegue ser determinado quanto as coisas que ele gosta, quando bravo, ele pode ser explosivo, mas tenta ser calmo na maioria do tempo.

## Habilidades

### Habilidades Únicas

* **Fosforescência:** Quando indefeso, Andrew ativa um sistema de defesa que faz suas marcas e chifres brilharem, isso o torna mais forte em situações em que ele precisa fugir ou se defender. Ele também pode ''acender'' seus chifres a noite, não como um sistema de defesa, mas como uma característica comum em sua espécie.
* **Desvio de Luz:** Uma habilidade também comum entre dragões, Andrew pode "desviar" a luz de algo, assim a tornando invisível, mesmo não sendo visível a olho nu, se algo tocar tal coisa, instantaneamente ela se tornará visível novamente.
* **(Outras habilidades que ele possui ainda são desconhecidas por ele.)**

## Curiosidades

* O livro favorito de Andrew é Divina Comédia.

* Andrew tem uma dificuldade enorme para voar por conta do tamanho de suas asas, tanto que ele prefere ir andando por ter se machucado tentando.

* Andrew tem 14 anos humanos, mas sua idade Original é 168 anos.

* Seu sobrenome ''Ardcorus'', significa "Ardenti Cornua", que traduzido do Latim significa Chifres Ardentes.
Wad

***"demod voodooknight3"***

Wad using his phone

WAD aka Florida Man as he more recently goes by, started in the Blender as one of its last notable and creative members to join post-2012, contemporary to Afgpride's joining. Already a well-known Mafia player and in general a poster with a funny and witty disposition, he however despised the Aloofiarchy (mods) who arbitrated the forum and its poster without sound logic, reasoning, or justification. Being one of his most well known and better pathos to other posters, WAD would unleash himself upon moderators or the staff in general for inconsistencies in how they modded, punished others for 'rule-breaking' or anything else to that effect.

Typically butted heads with Kitsune, Reznor, Xiammes, Santi, and several other staff though because of sometimes faulty logic or insane standards to punish other posters which ruined the quality of the site that he and many others shared in sentiments. The man was unwavering in his beliefs.

This GOATed man would also host or co-host some of the greatest and most iconic Mafia games in the Mafia section as well as the Blender, Chatterbox, and later the Alley, often times with the help of friend Melanie.

A true man's man.

Also is okay with penis.

Like really okay with it.
NF Frinkiac Thread

simpsonsopeningtheme.mp3

Winner of the 2018 Best Alley Thread award. Still as funny now as it was back then, too. Perfectly encapsulates many of the drama events that took place during that period - a time capsule, if you will. The first thread of its kind, however, subsequent Frinkiac threads were not nearly as successful.
Santi

*"Mfw dedicated everything in my power and beyond what my power even actually permitted to the sole purpose of averting Mbxx's gaze from the section, only to be called a tyrant for locking threads and undermined by the citizenry who tagged him and called his attention in controversial threads for shits and giggles. A joke, a joke! My kingdom for a joke!"*

### Join Date

March 8, 2006

Santi "The Last Knight" formed a duet with Azure Ihrat as the first moderator duo of the Alley, although he's retired after being tagged one too many times. Has a long history on NF spanning the Vegeta FC, Knights of Yammy, Minatroll, The BBD, Urouge FC and more. Was quite the troublemaker in his younger days: *"EA, Minatroll, The Knights, BBD - The Golden Age... My comrades who fought with me. Bioness, Toroxus, Leon, Tobi, The Pseudo... Enemies who I vowed to destroy I am like a Guts without Casca and without Griffith. Why do I still carry my sword? What good will swinging it do now? The tale of Santi is approaching its final chapter, I need only a promising and potential youth to defeat me on the field of battle."* Was at one point named Foreskin but didn't actually know what a Foreskin was until after the fact, the entire time he had just referred to it as dickskin and had blind faith in Cax.

While he's often at the butt of memes (hilarious ones too, particularly by Gin) he was once quite a respected, well-liked individual despite his reputation in the Alley nowadays. There's a reason why he's a part of almost every single community (past and present) on NarutoForums. As a Staff member he was quite transparent and would engage in dialogue with rioters many times (which also meant he bore the brunt of the pitchforks and torches). His presence in the Alley proper (outside of moderating) has been likened to an estranged father of sorts and he doesn't really make threads and such.

Quit being a Super Moderator for some time in mid-2019 which meant that the Alley was down a mod (colours was still a mod and Whitebeard an advisor), catapulting Snowless to the position. Became a staff member again who knows when and stepped down once more. As a regular peasant he starts posting a bit more in the Alley. Allegedly, he likes his wiki page because it makes him sound like a cranky old man.
Rep circle application thread

Of course with JoJo spearheading this rep circle, it fell apart relatively quickly

### Date

Dec 19, 2018

Everything in the world is about rep, except rep. Rep is about power.

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Remchu

***"It's more acceptable for a male to behave this way. like historically and in context."***

### Join Date

May 11, 2006

RemChu's history on fAnVeRsE dOt OrG is a long one, and quite varied too. He was a member of the infamous Knights of Yammy (wait first Didi, now RemChu? How many of these last knights are there?) before their untimely demise. RemChu even posted in the BBD before its Golden Age and predates most of its more well known members. All this, however, is a mere footnote in the chronicles of RemChu - this is after all someone was even mentioned in a thesis.

In case Mbxx fixes things we'll add it here too: *"The "Japanese Discussion Thread" on Narutoforums.com provides a collaborative area for students to discuss their study of Japanese. Posters will ask for help and often correct each other on the finer points of the language. Some of these issues are more technical, such as figuring out how to actually type out Japanese characters. RemChu asks, "Urn, How are you all typing in romanji and or kanji?" and claims to be a "newb" or new to the language (Japanese Discussion Thread). This kind of dialogic participation is incredibly helpful for some users. By asking other posters who are clearly writing Japanese characters,the fan is able to learn Japanese as well."*

### RemChu in the Alley

Some early highlights include a CYOA thread with panels he drew himself (something he's pretty good at by the way) - unfortunately these images are kaput. To sum up RemChu is difficult, because he'll switch from a reasonably thoughtful poster to a rather chaotic meanie bo beanie before you know it. Was one of the few Alley regulars (who weren't Horsemen) who wasn't on bad terms with Owl. May or may not be a member of the Owl Army.

### Crypto Cing [sic]

Having recovered from the gape by taking a few weeks to rest, Remchu triumphantly announced he'd made a killing in the crypto market. By simply registering through twenty intermediates, giving his passport and DNA to a few traders and hitting 88mph just as lightning struck the clocktower, he bought some shitcoins. It's just that easy folks, and now he's stinking and/or rich. See: Back Alley Deals.
David

***"I use reputable dictionaries that avoid dated language."***

I will pound some grammar into you

Came out of nowhere just to start a debate with Whitebeard regarding the usage of the word (or not-word according to David) "structurize" in the *How to be a better poster on NF* thread. Ironically, the thread showcased how not to behave on NarutoForums instead thanks to their heated debate. However, they were on friendly terms afterwards.

David continued to be an irregular, low-key poster. Hasn't been seen in a while.
Jim

*"human souls are my favorite snack j/k"* - Jim while not making a joke

Do not believe his lies

Jim also known as Jim joined NF alongside Natty during the AnimeFall debacle. Has a tendency to make dad jokes with a "j/k" at the end of the post. Surprisingly, quite a big weeb. Also, his mom dictates his every waking moment, including the key to his chastity cage. Jim's weird antics immediately drew the attention of chief inquisitor WAD who deemed him a Horseman but despite his best efforts to keep his reputation in the negative, others such as Gin made sure to keep Jim bound to our mortal plane.

The houseman chart is also slightly inaccurate, as Jim's most credible threat is his near endless pool of HP.

### You Can (Not) Eat Egg

Like other humans Jim enjoys eating food, however he is presently denied eggs from his diet. He is permitted to eat the rice in the kitchen but not the eggs. Jim has not entered into negotiation with his mother, the egg keeper, but he works on the assumption that he will not be allowed to eat eggs and so has gone hungry. Should he ever attempt to eat an egg he knows there will be consequences that he dare not discover.

### Enthralling Anecdotes

Jim's number one fan is Kitsune, who loves enquiring on every single thought that comes into his head.

### In Your End O

Jim is oblivious to innuendo to the point he is spooked catching himself in the mirror between changing. He will not shrug this off though, instead asking what every word in the sentence means and what corresponding entries each word has in a thesaurus.
Mbxx

*"So the issue is fixed. All cleared. So easy. We should not make big things out of tiny issues."*

### Affiliations

FanVerse, himself

Every story needs an antagonist, a reason for the protagonist to grow and go beyond. Mbxx or JFF is the protagonist, or he will be in the end because there won't be anyone left to suggest otherwise. He occasionally awakens from his slumber to delete hundreds of thousands of posts, or entire sections but do not despair for it's to further The Great Plan. Deleting the Alley Archives in late 2019 and the Dumpster in September 2022 was all for the Greater Good. He also led the One Last Purge (it wasn't the last).

Things to remember:

* Your Q&C thread will be deleted/closed/both of those, whether your complaint was solved is irrelevant
* Linking other sites is advertising, context be damned
* Your posts from 10 years ago? Deleted. We need no such things. \*insert smiley face\*
* Naughty words are bad for Search Engine Optimization. Several censored words include:
	+ N-word
	+ F-word
	+ Motherfucker
	+ Incest
* The Alley bad. Yes, the man will not rest until every vestige of the Alley is obliterated. See: The Burning of the Library of Alleyandria and The Dumpstering of the Dumpster.
* GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGLE
* He has spectacular calves.
Magpie

***"149,709 members and not one wants a new friend smh. That’s how you can be online and still feel lonely."***

### AKA

Imopink1, Idiopodivny, Bubblebich, Adrenaline, Le Pandivni Amor Lux XXI, Sanda La Roux, Mx. La Kill Dopadite MMXX, La Moral Support XXV, Magpie (current)

### Affiliations

Owl Army

Magpie "The Horseman without a horse" now known as La Moral Support XXV is Owl's protege. Apparently keeps changing his name as a fresh start. Also has a tendency to dramatically "leave" only to come back the next day, unfortunately. Was under the (correct :pepesmoke) impression the Alley moderators were out to get him as well.

Made a thread about a video he uploaded to YouTube once about not being accepted in the Alley, which lead to a hilarious edit with Wario crying in the background (?) by El Hit.

Unlike Owl, Magpie was never quite malicious. However, as seen with his conversations with some of the friendlier Alleyans he just kept going in circles when anyone took his mewling seriously - so those who actually took their time to reply to him seriously were taken along for the ride. Mostly harmless, otherwise.

Alley mods giving a helping hand (to the Alley)Magpie in a nutshell
Odan

***"Calma lá "cumpade", Odan Tá pronta ainda não!"*** - Bob Construtor

Este artigo está em WIP! Você pode ajudar expandindo-o com mais informações! Obrigado!

## Mídia

### Dublador

Leslie Odom Jr.

Odan (Ou mais conhecido pelo seu apelido "Milky Boy") é um estudante da mesma escola que Krys e é um ótimo amigo de Summer . Odan é um OC (Original Character) criado por Iccy.

## Aparência

### Normal

Ele é um garoto magro e alto, ele tem olhos azuis claro e uma sobrancelha grande e preta que contrasta com o seu cabelo liso, médio, e branco. Odan usa um moletom branco com uma mochila marrom cheio de adesivos, ele tem uma calça jeans com um cinto preto, meias altas e pretas e tenis brancos com cadarços desamarrados. Odan tem uma pele morena.

## Habilidades

### Habilidades Comuns

* Ouvido absoluto: Ouvido absoluto é um fenômeno auditivo, geralmente considerado raro, que se caracteriza pela habilidade de uma pessoa identificar ou recriar uma dada nota musical, mesmo sem ter um tom de referência.

## Curiosidades

* Odan tem o símbolo da Light Moon Heart Studio no tênis.
	+ Porem isso foi completamente não intencional, mas é legal pensar que foi.
* Tem um adesivo da bandeira Gay na mochila de Odan.
T.D.A

*"The Alley is just a social section for people who want to go to a place to tickle themselves."*

## T.D.A

### Affiliations

OP Avenue, The Office

An OLer who had a relatively short tenure in the Alley. Made some decent video edits of the Office. Also posts translations in the OP Telegrams.

For some reason he did not enjoy posting in the Alley but he did try to fit in for a while - then kept posting crap about "racial privilege" (and shitting up the 101 Alley facts thread) in the Alley or whatever the fuck. Got called out in a thread (although he started the argument himself) by several posters including Fang, JoJo and Whitebeard. I still don't know what his problem was to this day.
Alley Banner Contest

## Banner Contest

NF's #1 banners

The Alley Banner contest had a rough start, with Whitebeard having to pester Azure Ihrat and Santi even more so. The problems did not end there. The first one, made by Whitebeard was never even added to the top of section, because Santi was afraid it would catch Mbxx's attention. In hindsight? He was right. But Whitebeard did not let Santi live it down for quite some time. After the second banner contest, which was won by Gin, the banner contests became a regular occurence in the Alley until The Great Dying of 2021 - usually happening right after The Prune.

The twelfth banner made by Gin had been up since October 2020 and there hadn't been any banner contests since - although an attempt was made by Trinity. After the sudden reinvigoration of the Alley in Sept-Oct 2022 a new banner contest was hosted with Trinity being the victor - it only had two entries, however. It is also interesting to note that it is only the third non-gif banner, the others being #4 by Shroomsday and #8 by JoJo. While the bi-monthly banner contests have not made their return, it didn't take nearly as long as last time to get another contest and in August 2023 the 14th Banner Contest took place.
Four Horsemen

"zyrax is unquestionably death because death is the most powerful of the horsemen and because he literally kills brain cells. stop trying to debate me im the official arbiter of the horsemen and im never wrong about this" - WAD

The Four Horsemen is a term coined by WAD during the CB era. Essentially they are a collection of the worst, most tiresome, belligerent posters of the Alley. The original four (not counting Davychan or whoever in the Chatterbox) in the Alley were Owl (War), Jim (Death), Tosan139 (Pestilence), and StarlightAshley (Famine). Their powers have waned over time due to Owl and AshleyStarlight being banned and Tosan139 disappearing while Jim (who was nowhere near as bad as the rest despite what WAD would tell you) is mostly accepted nowadays. Their current iteration, while the weakest, is still one of the biggest threats to the Alley's well-being after Mbxx and the Yingpocalypse.
Whitebeard

***"And the winner is..."***

### Affiliations

Naruto Aficionados Maintaining Beloved Literature Admiration, Alley, One Piece Library

### Join Date

September 2010

**Whitebeard** is a renowned and famous content creator, along with ex-moderator. He has been caught under Mbxx's sharingan genjutsu, leading him to believe that production of quality family-friendly content is at odds with Mbxx's aspirations for his Fanverse Cinematic Universe. Some believe the spell may be breaking, with Whitebeard increasing his output but also sending unsolicited dick pics to new joiners.

### Conception

   **Walter Whitebeard** was born in February 2009, joining ~~Naruto Forums~~ Fanverse Forums in September 2010. At seventeen months he was already at the size of an average human adult, with rapidly growing mental faculties. Unfortunately his original choice of username, Toddler Naruto, was already taken and he hastily elected to use his surname. Coincidently this happened to be a prolific character in another popular manga series by the name of One Piece.

### Early Forum Days

Due to significant pruning by Mbxx, little is known about Whitebeard's early Forum career. It is understood that after being diagnosed with phase four testicular gigantism, Whitebeard was lumbered with significant medical bills. At some point Whitebeard concluded that creative thread making was the best way to pay off his debts, though his earliest attempts failed to win Forum Awards (later known as the 'Whities' before being hastily renamed after numerous claims of racism). His approach to thread making became an obsessive approach to perfection, leading to rumours he crippled a competing thread maker with his shopping cart at Walmart. The victim was not put on record, but Whitebeard's transcript was held, where he was heard to remark (allegedly) "Tee hee, oppsy whoopsy, no more walkies for yousie" which was held up by numerous expert linguists as a 99.6% match to Whitebeard's normal dialect and syntax. Regardless due to lack of competent Forum enforcement, Whitebeard was acquitted.

### Moderation Career

Impressed with the Forum staff's inherent corruption meeting his own interests, Whitebeard soon lobbied to become a moderator himself. It was a fleeting aspiration as he failed to discern that the main purpose was to reduce activity rather than promote it, let alone actually build activity first hand. His repeated deluges of new content left him at odd with the increasingly conservative team, who shunned values past the 19th century. He was eventually dismissed in disgrace after posting an image showing a bare ankle.

### Unsubstantiated Claims of Anti-Semitism

It should be noted that no one has ever claimed Whitebeard is anti-semite and there have never been any claims to this effect.

### Resurrection W

Heroically Gin and Trinity both accomplished the remarkable feat of asking Whitebeard to resurrect the Alley in 2022. Whitebeard's contribution was the incidental task of actioning this request.
IT'S TIME TO SPIN DA WHEEL OF MODICALITY

You don't wanna be modded, trust me

I'm not entirely sure why this thread was made at this particular time - perhaps after the recent demotions in the wake of Kitsunegate? The wheel includes: Whitebeard (Holo), RemChu (? or Shrike?), Jim (his iconic old man avatar), Gin (Senjougahara Hitagi), A Optimistic (not sure who the character is: "shhh"), colours (the gfx couple), Everlong (puppy), and Underworld Broker (Junko). Kitsune is the :defeatcat pointer (recently demoted?) and Reznor is in the middle.

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Cobe42

*"I've already reported your ass, I hope you've enjoyed your troll times because they've finished. It's your end, any last words?"*

### Alignment

Chaotic Neutral

Take Oddjutsu without the creativity and add a teaspoon of Magpie. Voila, there you have nobody (no really, that's his current name) - formerly known as cobe42. He's not without a sense of humour as seen with the quote above but became disgruntled with the Alley (and perhaps NF as a whole).

Censured by JFF for using a picture of a dish full of his own semen as his avatar.
Underworld Broker

*"t!weather Munich"*

t!weather Munich

Underworld Broker or Broki known for her amazing art threads and weather reports on Discord. She started out as a lurker but eventually became one of the most iconic Alleyans, also likes playing mafia games on NF. Is currently fighting a gambling addiction caused by the popular gacha game Genshin Impact.
Didi

***"it's ur fucking fault for standing in my way man, u always screw up"***

***"The fire rises..."***

IT'S FUCKING RAW

### AKA

did you know didi is a transliteration of 弟弟 in chinese which means "little brother" but it is also slang for penis?

### Affiliations

Blender, Knights of Yammy, Alley

One of the strongest posters in the Alley's early days, and still considered a competitor for the spot of Alley Yonkou. Didi's accolades are almost innumerable and include: Chloe's Vice President (of NF), back to back winner of Alley Mafia MVP, Knight of Yammy (wait wasn't Santi supposed to be the last?), undisputed champion of that one map game, and NF's number one cook. His most iconic content, however, is most likely draw a movie scene and we guess which movie it's from.

Started in the Blender, post-2009 probably. Was a regular in there with several posters like Freija, Springlake, Sunny, LivingHitoroki, and several others. Naturally made the move to the Alley since he was already fairly regularly posting in the Chatterbox prior to both sections decommissionings.

Fond of chess and Scrabble.
Section Wars

***"the OBD fought valiantly against overwhelming odds but their decision to take on the alley with inferior numbers in enemy combatant territory was ultimately a fool's errand. basically the internet version of the battle of the little bighorn"***

### Location

The Alley, Cafe, Dragon Ball, and OBD sections

## Belligerents

### Alley:

Didi, Gin, Jojo, Krory, Natty, Nighty, Parallex, RemChu, some others, and staff reinforcements

### DB/OBD:

Black Otaku, Es, God Movement, Gwyn, Juub, NostalgiaFan Snake, Stephanie, The Immortal Watchdog, the various "Corps" members

## Casualties

Several threads deleted and mass numbers of posts wiped out, some Saiyajins banned, JoJo section banned from the OBD permanently which also included Parallax, being demodded and permanently section-banned and a couple OBDers slapped with warnings and short-term bans for flaming; a good time for everyone all around in short

The Section Wars were really more of a series of skirmishes duked out between regulars of the Alley versus regulars of the DB section ("The Vegeta Corporation" aka the "Corps") and OBD.

While bad blood between the respective communities already existed for some time due to a common perception the Alley was given preferential and special treatment from the moderators, the Section Wars truly went into overdrive during some heated arguments between Natty and several OBD members which lead to some bans (for the OBDers) and Natty's actions in the DB section getting them perm-banned there. This and some other minor skirmishes were perceived as a bias of our local law enforcement towards the Alley.

During the height of the conflict WAD tried to unite The Warring States against a common enemy (the Aloofiarchy i.e. the staff), but it was not meant to be and they continued fighting one another despise his desperate plea. Sometimes great men are never heard out.

In the end, some people were (section) banned from the sections involved in the war, others were warned and some just became inactive leading to the conflict slowly fizzling out. Ultimately however it did led to long-term dislike between the sections with one another; some in the OBD pointing to biased protecting by the staff for the Alley and Cafe members and vice-versa.

Regardless, several posters from the Alley were banned or permanently banned from posting in the OBD and DB sections while a few members from the OBD and Corps (DB section) got warnings or temp-bans from the Alley for a few months. The images below may not look that bad, but believe me, it was quite vitriolic at times. Even now, the bad blood spilled from this remains just as fresh as the day it happened.

Best Papa Roach song btwand into the meme thread it goes
Fang

***"mfw don't even have a bio"***

My name is Fang. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Fanverse's Downtown, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.

### Join Date

March 2006

Fang's been around for quite some time and I'll leave it to someone else to write about his early history. As for the Alley, he was perhaps the most outspoken critic of the merging of the Blender and the Chatterbox - often being on the opposite side of an argument with fellow Blenderite Azure Ihrat (a trend that would continue during their respective Alley tenures). Despite this, Fang stuck around and has been an active member of the Alley during its entire lifecycle. His most iconic thread(s) being the Alley Rider Jokesubs (one of which has been lost to time, unfortunately) and a respectable number of threads in the dumpster. Although, his number one contribution has to be the creation of this wiki - while there were talks about a wiki before it all amounts to nothing unless you actually do it.

In more recent times made a thread to commemorate the Dumpster, including stats and some trivia.

### Sam^2

While Fang arguments with Azure Ihrat were quite a common occurence during the Alley's formation and his spats with JoJo memorable, THE rivalry that is remembered by most is the now-legendary battle of endurance that lasted three days and three nights between him and Esdese. Sadly, the two images that they replied to the other with are broken now but has been made immortal by edits celebrating the event.

### One Last Forum

Played a role in the One Last Purge debacle which got him banned for quite some time.
Kitsunegate

***"I'm sorry you feel that way."***

A continuation of tied-in events from the fiasco of Advisorok. This was a culmination of drama that involved several different sections on the site as well as mods/staff. On one side, certain people had been effectively 'blacklisted' from becoming moderators or even advisors because Kitsune and a few others had "worries" about conflicts in the HR with them over enforcing rules and debates. Two notable examples being the subjects and candidacy of Fang and Gin.

Speaking from the OBD's perspective, there had already been a shitstorm since the new and revamped changes + updates to the global rules and code of conduct were changed at the start of 2018 on top of the ongoing clash between the OBDers with several members of the Staff such as Kitsune, Naruto, Nighty the Mighty, Reznor, Santi, White Wolf, etc...This is heaped on the background of a second or third time a proposal was made by some of the mods and admins to potentially nuke the entire section as it was viewed as "problematic" due to conflicts with other sections, their regulars, and the staff in particular.

JoJo creates a Q&C thread on Jan 24th 2019 calling out Kitsune along with several screenshots - HO leaks fresh from oven. Of course it became a full-fledged riot with torches and pitchforks. Shortly after, the leakers (Trinity and Nighty) were dealt with and demoted. Kitsune, to her credit, actually did respond to a lot of posts in the thread (albeit with mixed success, initially) and proudly proclaimed that "no, I'm not getting demoted". That's exactly what happened, though.

### Redemption Arc

Despite her demotion, Kitsune was tirelessly trying to mend her reputation and the rifts formed between her and the community (mostly the Alley, not that she had much of a presence in it before). Even appearing on one of the WADcasts where she stood her ground quite well. Little by little, she won over people who had spear-headed the thread against her before (Jojo and Gin) and became quite a well-liked member in the Alley. It wouldn't be an understatement to say that Kitsune came stronger out of Kitsunegate - something we can't say for the other -gates.

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Owl

***"It was called the owl army, it was meant for causing a little bit of chaos, having fun, and getting as much freedom as we can out of NF. People labeled us as a cult but really, it was more like my loyal group of friends here. We flew too high and shine too bright, so the mods decided to get rid of us. I missed them."***

### Join Date

Nov 15, 2011

Owl was the founder and leader of the NarutoForums doomsday cult known as The Owl Army (here's an Owl Army Recruitment thread from 2013). He was convicted of shining too bright and flying too high, and was also involved in several other crimes.

Owl was sentenced to the void in 2013ish (? I couldn't give a damn about CB lore), yet he was able to continue his rampage in 2018 when the Mods decided to give him a second chance. In the summer of 2019, the mods finally decided that enough was enough and got rid of him for good.

During his time in the Alley he was mostly blogposting, although it's suspected he was merely biding his time while he was busy trying to rebuild the Owl army - some members even joining his cause. Some of these members include: Magpie, Gaddafi, Tosan139 and RemChu.

In his old day, he continued his long-time feud with Krory and found a new one with Whitebeard - although it's a combination of negging Krory with very naughty messages and his baiting in the Café that lead to his untimely demise. Truly the Horseman of War.

Whitebeard's reaction to Owl's threadsMagpie mourning Owl - GinExhibition 1Page 1 of 2013 Recruitment ThreadPage 2 of 2013 Recruitment Thread
INSECT

Jesus Christ Mary! They're crickets!

Roberto's tragic end. Video can be watched here: link. Small bit of trivia: this was actually the thread with the most replies during the second Thread Festival, but a small error on the side of the mods caused Raiden's thread to be declared the winner instead.

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Mbxx's Calves

*"So the workout is complete. All cleared. So easy. We should not make small calves out of tiny muscle tissues."*

### Join Date

November 2004

**Mbxx's Calves** are a sentient muscle group attached to Mbxx.

### Conception

Mbxx began his workouts by running between his bookshelf and bicycle (in his reception), he frequently ran into both of them.

### Forum Management

Mbxx expanded his ferocious speed to conclusions around data retention.

### Measurable Feets

Mbxx's calves began to whisper, encouraging him to run significant distances. He even took to leashing his Vauxhall Corsa and taking it for a walk alongside him.

### Safe for Wanking

Mbxx determined that insubordination and insolence were best addressed with a cold stare when pleasuring himself outdoors. His doctor was impressed with his vitals but other authorities were less encouraging.

### Calves in 2022

During the pandemic Mbxx retired his calves and has laid flat on his stomach for most of 2020, 2021 and 2022. He is considering getting up but is reasonably happy with his current situation.
Snowless

***"I can’t believe you’re wearing that avatar. How embarrassing."***

WUB WUB WUB

### Disappearance

Without any notice, stopped posting on NF - no goodbye or anything. Attempts to contact him through Discord have also yielded no results. Last post dates from Oct 7, 2020 however he last logged in Oct 30, 2020 which likely means he's alright.
Gaddafi

***"ive always wanted to eat walt disneys frozen head"***

Misspelled his name on NF btw

**Muammar Muhammad Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi** (Arabic: مُعمّر محمد عبد السلام القذّافي, c. 1942 – 20 October 2011) was a Libyan revolutionary, politician and political theorist. He was the de facto leader of Libya from 1969 to 2011, first as Revolutionary Chairman of the Libyan Arab Republic from 1969 to 1977 and then as the "Brotherly Leader" of the Great Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya from 1977 to 2011. Initially ideologically committed to Arab nationalism and Arab socialism, he later ruled according to his own Third International Theory. More importantly, is an annoying shitposter in the Alley and a member of the short-lived Neo-Owl Army.

### Diplomatic crisis of 2008–2010

Relations between Libya and Switzerland began to sour in July 2008 when Switzerland arrested the Libyan leader's son, Hannibal Gaddafi, and daughter-in-law for allegedly beating their servants at a hotel. The pair were detained for two days and released. Muammar al-Gaddafi retaliated against Switzerland "by shutting down local subsidiaries of Swiss companies Nestlé and ABB in Libya, arresting two Swiss businessmen for supposed visa irregularities, canceling most commercial flights between the two countries and withdrawing about $5 billion from his Swiss bank accounts". The madman proposed for Switzerland to be divided by its neighbours.
Alley Cats

stoned to the bone

One of the longest running, most completed, and in general best ITT threads.

Postimg is pretty fucking terrible (almost as bad as Fandom), so images may or may not appear broken at random.

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Ceremonial Rusty Trombone

The **Ceremonial Rusty Trombone** is an anicent rite that extends as far back as 2019 and involves the current Alley Moderator(s) offering a Rusty Trombone to the retiring Alley Moderator. In lieu of a dedicated Moderator, Whitebeard's retirement was managed by an assortment of staff, the resulting audio was captured and released as a best selling album.

### Origin

The practice is rumoured to have started years back and was, at the time, a mundane past time for the Forum Staff rather than in light of any specific life event. It is unknown why it fell out of favour and why it was restored with greater significance.
Ceremonial Dutch Ruddering

**Ceremonial Dutch Ruddering** is an anicent rite that extends as far back as 2019 and involves the incumbent or retiring Alley Moderator offering a dutch rudder to the new Alley Moderator. The ceremony was briefly tested during Santi's original accension, with his knob catastrophically mangled by the administering Mbxx.
Meme Thread

Meme Thread

The Meme Thread was originally created by afgpride in the Chatterbox (around 2015 I'd say) and basically consists of copy pastas, in particular from NF members (god knows how many posts of DemonDragonJ ended up in these threads). This one was made by Avalon, but it wasn't the first of its kind in the Alley and there has been one almost every prune cycle.
The Burning of the Library of Alleyandria

Meanwhile Mbxx fiddled

Without prior notice, which is a well-known trait of the leader at this point but not as much back then, Mbxx decided that the Alley Archives were a roadblock in his quest for a fan-friendly forum (whatever the hell that means). So, shortly after the December Prune in 2019 he got rid of most the Alley's archives. He wouldn't budge on his stance either that the archives "are unnecessary" and could pose "risks", such a scary alley indeed.

While he does have a weird hate-boner for the Alley, what truly set him off was a sarcastic comment by JoJo and Krory in regards to ovens and people of a certain ethnicity. Sure, the post should have been deleted but we here at The Alley Wiki find this to be a gross overreaction. This wasn't the last of his purges, and he did the same to the "unnecessary" Dumpster in September 2022.
Fire Young J

***"You evil mckmal"***

"I have always found it weird that humans, the most violent and sadistic animals in the world, do not have fangs, but, since we do not, we are accustomed to our teeth being as they are, so fangs are out of the ordinary, for us."

### Affiliations

DDJ, Spacebattles

The day is 15th of September in the year of our Lord 2018. sworder makes the discovery that the now-infamous Lady J was in fact a member of NF all along. While mostly known for being DemonDragonJ's muse, Lady J or Fire Young J was quite the colourful figure herself. Kickstarting the short-lived and now obscure "mckmal" meme (that I had completely forgotten myself until recently), which was supposedly the name of a troll on vsbattles or something (we don't really care). After her cover was blown, Lady J changed her name into Super Star Young to divert attention but it was not meant to be and she was last seen Jul 28, 2020.
Leeroy Jenkins

*"I'm confused :psyduck"*

I'm the tower of power—too sweet to be sour. I'm funky like a monkey—sky's the limit and space is the place!

### Affiliations

Chatterbox, WWE

LEEEEEEEEROY JENKINS is well...Leeroy. Doesn't stand out all too much, but not in a bad way - certainly one of the posters of the Alley. An okay guy for the most part, with a slight simp tendency. Notable for often not knowing what the hell is going on. Was active for most of the Alley's lifespan until the Great Dying of 2021.

Sexy duck (according to Leeroy)
The Dumpster

One man's trash is another man's treasure

### History and FAQ

The Dumpster is a collection of threads spared the prune, updated each cycle - and operates as a hall of fame of sort for the Alley. Basically like the Blender Blades. Considering Mbxx deleted a huge chunk of the Alley Archives some of the threads in the dumpster are the only thing that remains of the old days of the Alley - which I admit does have its charm. While the dumpster itself was never quite as criticized as the prune, it did have the occasional critic who would usually proclaim you could only get a thread dumpstered as a part of the "Alley clique" despite the fact it has over 50 unique thread makers. People who had at least one dumpstered thread were able to obain a medal as well.

### So how did it work?

Each prune cycle threads are nominated and voted on. Generally five 'agree' votes are required - but it also depended on the Alley's fluctuating levels of activity (five votes in late 2020 and five votes during the Alley's peak in late 2019 are not the same). This has run the risk of popular threads being pruned as no one remembered or cared to nominate them - leading to the now infamous argument between JayJay and Whitebeard: POST THE ARCHIVES. Additionally, one of the rewards for "winning" the Thread Festival is that the thread with the most comments (although it consist of more than half your own posts) is automatically dumpstered at the end of the cycle.
Alignments

Typifies an Alleyan's personality and attributes: these can be further attributed to subsets of good, neutral, and evil i.e. "Lawful Neutral", "Chaotic Good", "Neutral Evil", "True Neutral", etc...

- Lawful

- Neutral

- Chaotic

These three primary groups are what partially defines a poster's likelihood for conflict, stability, or anything between them. And usually involves how they might interact with major events that occur on ~~Tienanmen Square~~ ***Fanverse*** when mod-fuckery is abound. Lawful posters tend to tow the line where as Chaotic ones don't care if they butt-heads with the Aloofiarchy and their lackies. Neutrals just don't care anyways, its all about the moment rather then the cause.

The Alley List via Alignment:

- Lawful

* Fang (Lawful Neutral)

- Neutral

* Whitebeard (True Neutral)

- Chaotic:

* Gin (Chaotic Good)

The Alley member list will provide insights.

More to be added as I'm lazy.
Nighty the Mighty

**"*El Alamein"***

A rather overrated anime if I do say so myself

Nighty the Mighty, the small clown that laughed, and she who thirsts [s]for height[/s] was a formerly little known poster who hailed from the Outskirts Battledome section. Also a member of the BBD and rose to prominence alongside many other individuals during the Bioness' Outlet era. "Oddly", being a girl on the internet helped propel her quickly to becoming a moderator and eventually an administrator on NF thanks to her bedazzling adventurers in BO/Chatterbox - has gone to the process of being modded -> demoted 32 times, giving her a place among other esteemed individuals in the Guinness Book of Records such as the guy who played a violin while cycling backwards. Wow! Truly the little lady from the land down under went far beyond what her meager stature might belay otherwise. Who knew?

Often confuses NF with Twitch.tv, probably perplexing all the boomers frequenting the forum. Is also physically incapable of finishing her threads - which are unironically pretty good (about 67% of time). Almost always scum in mafia games. Sus as fuck. Will at times break character and post quite insightful posts, be it about NarutoForums or some nerd subject.

**Clownposting©**

Is credited with (and has copyrighted) the art of Clownposting - which boils down to posting a deprecating post with a clown image. It's actually more amusing than it sounds, trust me.
Ane

Motherfuckers Life in Mbxx's words

***"@Shrike and @Whitebeard are my otp this game."***

ane probably has a long history on the forum, not so much in the Alley. For most of its early existence she lurked the section from time to time, until Vino made his return. She started to become more active in the section as well. In similar fashion, she also deleted her account when Vino was permbanned and got rid of his.

Has 1 thread in the dumpster (a pretty good one too) where she made several Alleyans into Tomodachi characters (?) and had them interact with one another over the course of a few weeks.

The Dumpstered thread in question