Season 01 Episode 07 Jane Berkowitz

(**7**) The Super Show: Season 1 Episode 7: **Jane Berkowitz**

**Generic Intro: Daffy Duck's Lessons**

Hi, I'm Brian Henson. The fans of The Super Show have always gotten a lot of fan mail. Over the years, we've received thousands of letters and believe it or not, we do try to read and answer every one of them. The staff received a memorable letter from a Pennsylvanian business who saw the show while on a trip to Pittsburgh. He wrote to inform my father that The Supers Show's so called Daffy Duck. Daffy Duck is a famous character, he does some greatest stunts, including the motorcycle act & reports in the newsroom. The Super Show head writer Jerry Juhl sent a reply, saying "Thank you for bringing this to our attention. We were going to fire Daffy Duck on the spot, but he has got a wife and family and he promises to take famous lessons with Daffy Duck." So here's Daffy Duck & all of your other favorite characters on The Super Show.

**Opening Theme**

Fozzie's Joke: Prices are so high, yesterday I bought a pound of hamburger and had to have a cosigner.

**Gonzo's Gong**

Gonzo & Daffy Duck take turns hitting the gong

**Stage Curtain**

Kermit welcomes to tonight's show with Jane Berkowitz & brings on Tina interviewing The Bouncing Borcellino Brothers.

**Tina Reporter: The Bouncing Borcellino Brothers**

Tina interviews the Bouncing Borcellino Brothers, a team of acrobatic pigs demonstrating addition with the help from the lavendar heffalump by forming a porcine pyramid & crash through the floor.

**Balcony**

Waldorf: They really brought down the house.

Statler: Well, at least the stage

**Backstage**

Kermit implores a reluctant George The Janitor to clean up after the pigs & Winnie the Pooh helps George The Janitor to clean up too...

**Talking Houses**

House 1: My grandma always sweep up the floor

House 2: How does she sweep up?

House 1: By using the broom to sweep up the living room

**Stage Curtain**

Kermit introduces the lovely Ms. Jane Berkowitz

**Elusive Butterfly**

Jane Berkowitz fades in & out of a misty forest as she sings "Elusive Butterfly". She is joined by the butterfly, although the lyric has her chasing the titular bright elusive butterfly of love, she merely ambles the snow white trees behind the single, yellow butterfly. As the song comes to a close, she disappears for the last time, her tie-dyed muumuu dissolving into a collection of multi-colored butterflies.

**Backstage**

Kermit shoos aways the still-arguing pyramid pigs but then runs into more porcine problems in the form of a lustful Miss Piggy. Kermit calms himself down as Jane Berkowitz approaches them.

Jane Berkowitz: Is there anything I can help you?

Kermit: The pyramid pigs have gotten away from us.

Then Jane Berkowitz had an idea.

Jane Berkowitz: Hey, we are here backstage, so lets watch a film about butterflies.

Kermit, Jane Berkowitz & Miss Piggy gets to watch a film about butterflies from Sesame Street. When the film was done. Kermit will do a special report on Butterflies.

**Kermit Reporter Sketch**

Announcer: We take you now to Kermit The Frog for a special report on Butterflies

In the butterfly garden, Kermit reports on the butterflies, where he spots, Daffy Duck plants flowers in the garden, A Lavendar Butterfly Catcher AM using the butterfly net catching the butterflies, & Jessica Kerrimian dressed as a butterfly flying around with the butterflies. As Kermit sees the butterflies flying & they danced to "Dance Of The Reed Flutes"

**(U.S. Spot) Cottelston Pie**

Rowlf & Rene Sands playing the piano and sings one of his favorite Winnie the Pooh songs

**Piglet Onstage**

Piglet is going to unscramble the letters to sound out the word Pyramid. When he unscrambles it correctly. Michael, Amy, Adam, Jason, Luci & Tina came onstage to form a human pyramid. Piglet takes a picture of it.

**Balcony**

Waldorf: What a neat human pyramid!!!

Statler: They formed it just like the Sesame Street film did with to illustrate top & bottom (Chuckles)

**Backstage**

After everyone readily obeys Kermit's orders to tell the riled pigs to knock it off. Kermit then requests ......

Kermit: Can we knock off the 'Knock it off's'?

Wayne: Knock off the 'Knock it off's'!

Zoot: Knock off the 'Knock it off's'!

Hilda: Knock off the 'Knock it off's'!

Kermit: Knock it off!!!!!!!!!!!

When Kermit's pig problems are hardly over though as Miss Piggy continues to smother the flustered frog with unwanted attention. As Jane Berkowitz calms Kermit & Miss Piggy down, they took deep breaths. They calmed themselves down.

Jane Berkowitz: Feel better

Kermit: Yes, we are calmed

Miss Piggy: I am calmed down too.

**Daffy Duck Reports**

Daffy Duck reports that the recall of the Bouncing Borcellino Brother were falling down all over backstage of The Muppet Show with Florence Henderson. When after awhile, The Bouncing Borcellino Brothers came down & falls over Daffy Duck in the newsroom & Miss Piggy came to the newsroom.

Miss Piggy: Daffy, Are you okay?

Daffy Duck: I am fine, Miss Piggy.

**Happy Together**

Jane Berkowitz sings with Liz Sagal, Jean Sagal, Fozzie Bear, Winnie The Pooh, Hilda & Several Muppet Monsters.

**Balcony**

Statler: (Chuckles) What a neat song just like Florence Henderson sang.

(Waldorf Chuckles)

**Backstage**

Miss Piggy is still being jealous of Jane Berkowitz, continues to work Kermit's last nerves.

Miss Piggy: Me thinks the frog protests to much Shakespeare!

Kermit: Sounds more like Bacon! From a ham!

Just then Jane Berkowitz gets to do her sketch from the Planet Koozebane just like the one from the Muppet Valentine Show & The Muppet Show with Florence Henderson.

Kermit: What a good idea... I get to watch Jane Berkowitz reporting from the planet koozebane.

As Jane Berkowitz goes on stage. Rene Sands counts the butterflies backstage. Rene says that 7 butterflies are flying around. Kermit takes a picture of Rene Sands & the 7 Butterflies.

**Koozbanian Mating Ritual**

Announcer: We interrupt this program to bring you a special report from the Planet Koozebane.

Reporting from the Planet Koozebane, Jane Berkowitz presents the odd courtship habits of the local creatures. The Male Koozebanian comes out & makes the signal towards the other cave. The Female Koozebanian Creature comes out of the other cave laughing. Then the Male Koozebanian Creature runs in circles & says "Hargee! Hargee! Hargee!". The Male Koozebanian Creature runs in circle, he flips in the air & lands. The Female Koozebanian Creature strikes her nose against him.

Jand Berkowitz: Did you see that? That was the signal, they're going to do the Galley-Ooh-Hoop-Hoop

Then, the creatures face away from each other & begin marching. The creatures runs toward each other, the collision results in a puff of smoke & the fallout is a litter of baby creatures.

Jane Berkowitz: Love comes to Koozebane.

**Stage Curtain**

Jane Berkowitz enjoyed the show. Daffy Duck presents Jane Berkowitz with the special wire

**Closing Theme**

Statler: I loved it!

Waldorf: So what? You also loved World War II.