Zinjonomicon

## The Zinjonomicon

The Zinjonomicon is a religious text created to give guidance to the people of Atlanta (then Detroit ). It was written by Arch deacon Spoopoi, and was distrubuted by notzinjo

> The Zinjonomicon
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The Book of Joe

> God is Felix. Felix is Zinjo. Zinjo is Felix. Zinjo is God.
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The God that is not Zinjo is in fact our own understanding and illustration of God, we can only hear Zinjo; albiet see notzinjo.

A long time ago, Zinjo drafted our own punishment built not only from our sin, but his crumbling identity as a figure of immense power in Iraq and Syria.

Zinjo emailed Dylan countles moons ago, to reembark on another social experiment that is forged around and about his own iron will.

On Tuesday, Felix accumulated our sins, shortly after opening this grand land, along with his own shortcomings and decided he should Mr. Clean the world.

In ten sacred minutes, minus the time where he killed the entire population of everything he forced his deciples to shelter from his own wrath as an all mighty testament to their faith in Zinjo.

With all the material in the immediate area, Zinjo's ever-loving deciples sealed themselves permenently against the evils of the world, guided by their faith to guard them.

The deciples burrowed a grotto of safety and protection, which was around the time where The Messiah commit the first miracle; trees. The Landlord, at this time, commit their first miracle upon assigning, understanding, delegating and dispensing the land and property of Zinjo.

Zinjo returned from slumber to spawn the likeness of Zinjo is physical form, notzinjo.

notzinjo is a cast of Zinjo, not a direct descendant for our comprehension.

This allowed for the persuction brought by sin, which took physicality in the act of to violate the laws upheld by The Landlord and Zinjo.

notzinjo was then smote by his deciples in an effort to forge the God they require the presence of.

notzinjo was additionally axed and recycled by Stocks, The Landlord and The Messiah.

Zinjo, to defy his creation, notzinjo, brought upon the continuous punishment and payment that is the ever increasing difficulty of mobs in the world.

These passages shall be, as upheld by the Church of Zinjoe. Outside of sacred texts, it is heresy to write Zinjo without an E, as stated from the lord Zinjo himself.

The church is to uphold the teachings of our nation's history, and declares these lands an offer to Zinjo. These documents put in mortal instructions to forge a covenant with Zinjo to forge the physical Zinjo in our world, but to almost sacrilegiously show our faith in and to Zinjo by upholding his and our teachings, but also through repeated and rigorous tests of faith and offers to Zinjo.

Whether those be physical, financial or spiritual, we declare our written texts as a covenant to serve our appreciation of Zinjo and what is believed and interpreted by the church as words of Zinjo.

Appendix.

The Messiah was knighted by The Landlord, shortly after writing the Zinjonomicon in a state of slumber, in a place outside the world.

The Messiah killed notzinjo to beat him into the likeness of Zinjo. This happened once with fists, once with axe and once with Stocks.

The Messiah took notzinjo to the most official place of Law, that being the fountain planted by the Messiah, beater of Gods and Planter of Trees.

The Landlord, keeper of Land and Lol. Beat the shit out of notzinjo following the increasing tensions that eventually lead to The Great Court Action. The Landlord upheld the rights of not only the people, but the land given by Zinjo.

Each death of notzinjo was another life closer to Zinjo, each death is a failed Zinjo.