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The Hunger Games

The Hunger Games are an ongoing series of simulated events, hosted by yours truly, InfiniteSouls. The first Hunger Games went relatively smoothly, despite coming to an abrupt end when Aron's dad accidentally closed the simulator tab.

However, the second Hunger Games have been running incredibly well, despite the simulator crashing after the Bloodbath. As a result of this, Aron continued writing the story of the second Hunger games on his own without a simulator. He did his best to keep everything more consistent than it would have been in the simulator, and was able to have more tributes appear as the story went on.

ENTRY MAY 28: Aron has written everything up to Day 6, and is releasing one entry every 4-5 hours. The most recently-released entry was Night 4, which garnered some slight backlash due to the shipping of tributes Airiox (Airiternity) and Grace (LimeLight). However, Aron plans to continue and is currently pre-writing Act III as you're reading this. He has also enjoyed dropping subtle hints as to what may happen in the future, making liberal use of setup and payoff in the entries.

ENTRY JUNE 7: As of today, Aron has written up to Day 1 of Act IV, and he recently released the Bloodbath of Act IV, which introduced an entirely new set of tributes, among them being Reya/Lex. The last act began with a meteor crashing, and built up a finale in which the aliens that came from the meteor fought and were defeated by the tributes. The remaining two tributes, Vapor and Tucker (RvB), refused to kill each other and disappeared. Now a new batch of tributes has arrived, and the lies and deception will come to an end.

ENTRY JULY 12: Aron has now written almost all of Act IV, and is focusing mostly on Reya/Lex learning about what happened to her brother.
Vino Cochino

## Detailed Biography

Vino Cochino is a sushi chef who just landed in Austin from Italy. It is his first time in the US, and he is hoping to launch a mobile sushi restaurant in the city, as shelf-stable salmon sushi is his specialty. When the DJs ask about his sushi-making process, it comes to light that Vino is actually just selling raw potatoes wrapped in raw seaweed. His parents are government workers originally from New Jersey, but he grew up in China and then relocated to Italy, where he started his culinary ventures.

Vino then details his plans for the new salmon sushi food truck concept, which is just driving a Dodge Ram around town and selling his "sushi" from the bed of the truck. He proudly sources all his potatoes from Idaho, but is now looking for a local seaweed distributor.

Vino quickly leaves the studio and steals Matt's Range Rover to drive Esther P's dairy product to the three planes for Dolores's ransom request. He then returns to inform the DJs that he was pulled over, had to pay the cop with all the dairy, and the he also lost Matt's Range Rover. He is excited to meet Eduardo Lasagna and for the potential of finding a seaweed source, but after offending Mr. Lasagna by mixing up Idaho and Iowa, it's unclear if a deal can be made.
EndorCore

EndorCore is a Discord bot developed by StandingPad. It is written in Python 3.9 using Pycord.

## Migration to Pycord and Open Source

EndorCore became open sourced on January 13, 2022 with the goal of being migrated to Pycord. This came after the announcement Discord.py was going to be discontinued.

## Future Concerns

Since the migration, EndorCore's functionality has been deteriorating over time. Today it is recognized as a meme for being annoying.

It is likely EndorCore will shut down. While StandingPad has expressed interest in developing an AI for EndorCore to help people get help for mental health issues, there are 2 issues preventing it from happening:

1. A lack of training data to use.

2. The issue of people glorifying mental illness and pretending to have mental health issues for attention, which would cause false positives and makes finding proper training data much harder.

Most of StandingPad's time now goes into Resurgence VM, MCprep, and the MCprep Helpful Horse bot, putting EndorCore in the realm of forgotten programs.

EndorCore's GitHub Repo can be found here for anyone wanting to help fix it: https://github.com/StandingPadAnimations/EndorCore

## Legacy

While EndorCore will continue to lose functionality as time passes, it's important to mention that without EndorCore, it is likely that StandingPad would have never gotten to where he is today.
Criminals

**Criminals** are those sentenced to the Timeout or the edge of Sanity, beyond the borders of the realm. They are sentenced and eventually brought back depending on the severity of their crime. They have been banished because of their violation of the Pogstitution - more sacred laws yield more harsh punishments. Many of the following have been redeemed.

# Criminal List

## Rebels

* Ultimate (rebel leader)
* Aron **REDEEMED**

## Lower-level Criminals

* Delta (accursed rulebreaker) **REDEEMED**
* Electro **REDEEMED**
Prancer

## Detailed Biography

During "The Meaning of Christmas," the DJs get a call from Prancer, who wants to promote a special radio show happening on KOOP later that week, but also reveals that he is 200 years old and been divorced twice. He also seems fairly unhappy in his current marriage, and the DJs predict he's likely to get his third divorce soon.
Multiverse

The **multiverse** is a concept of multiple parallel universes existing alongside each other. Evelyn Wang discovers and interacts with versions of herself from different parallel universes. These parallel universes coexist within the same overarching framework, each with its own unique set of circumstances, events, and outcomes.

The multiverse concept in the film serves as a central plot device, allowing Evelyn to explore various versions of her own life and make connections with alternate versions of herself. This exploration of parallel universes leads to a quest to prevent the destruction of the multiverse.
Oig Team

## Description

The Oig Team is the name given to a group of friends consisting of the following people:

* Sp3ctreZ
* InfiniteSouls
* LimeLight

One more member has been invited to join, however has not responded yet. This member is Ultimate Loser1.

The Oig channel is where the Oig Team resides, though Airy is also a member since he is the server owner. Poor Airy.

## Lore

The Oig Team all began when Aron had requested a private channel in The Realm of Pog for just the three current members of the Oig Team. Spec had agreed to make it and Aron typoed “pog” as “oig”. Therefore, the channel had been named Oig and Grace, Aron and Spec had been labeled the Oig team.

The first thing the Oig Team did was something pretty stupid (Grace didn’t take part in it so don’t blame her) but yeah lol
Everything Everywhere All at Once Wiki

**Welcome to the**
**EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE WIKI**
**14 articles • 14 files • 279 edits**

**ABOUT THE WIKI**

Welcome to the Everything Everywhere All at Once Wiki, a fan-driven database dedicated to archiving information about Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert's sci-fi masterwork, *Everything Everywhere All at Once*. The film follows the story of Evelyn Wang, a Chinese-American immigrant tasked with saving the multiverse from Jobu Tupaki and her powerful Everything Bagel.

**NAVIGATION**

Evelyn WangJobu TupakiWaymond WangGong Gong QuanMultiverse

**HELPFUL LINKS**

* Rules of the wiki
* Getting Started
* How to Contribute
* Managing your new community
* Guides
* All Help articles
Evelyn Wang

For other versions of Evelyn, see Hub:Evelyn Wang.

> That's not true. You're not unlovable! There is always something to love! Even in a stupid, stupid universe where we have hot dogs for fingers, we'd get very good with our feet!
>
> Evelyn Wang

**Evelyn Quan Wang** is an overwhelmed but optimistic laundromat owner who helped save the multiverse from her powerful daughter Jobu Tupaki, and her dangerous Everything Bagel by splintering her mind across every possible universe and becoming one with her doppelgangers, forming a single consciousness.

## Powers

* **Nigh Omnipresence**
	+ **Nigh Omniscience**
	+ **Enhanced Hearing**
	+ **Verse Jumping**

## Notes

* Evelyn Wang is the main protagonist of *Everything Everywhere All at Once*.
Weecho

## Overview

Weecho is the bellboy of the Herpy Hotel.

## Detailed Biography

Weecho is a former Limewire employees who is exploring a new business venture with Dirty Dani. He worked there for 17 years.

Weecho has already been hired as the bellboy for the Herpy Hotel despite the fact that the hotel does not exist yet. He is a very in-demand bellboy, and was previously a bellhop who won the allegedly prestigious "Hopping Bell Award for the Best Boy in the Land," which is specific to Sioux Falls, South Dakota – his residence prior to Austin. Weecho was able to work both as a bellhop and at Limewire by teleworking via landline at the latter organization for seven hours a day. He was drawn to Austin by the promise of lizards.

Weecho refers to Sioux Falls as a haven for Los Angeles citizens and the "Boca Raton of the Midwest." While in Sioux Falls he also worked for Visit South Dakota – a third job.
Baby Protein Shake

## Overview

Baby Protein Shake is a product developed by guest DJ Penny Lane. She debuts the beverage during "Sad Boys & Sad Girls Part 2," and the product grows in popularity quickly thereafter. During "Under the Influence," it is revealed that Double Heads Variety Hour has offered the discount code "DOUBLEHEADS1234PROTEINFOREVER" for the product.

During "Angels & Demons Part 2," jack of all trades Jaboody claims that there is a new CEO who received the job due to nepotism.

## Confirmed Flavors

Bananas Foster

Salted Caramel

## Characters Who Use Baby Protein Shake

Bryan Bombs

Mr. Bumblebee Tuna

Dan

## Characters Who Work for Baby Protein Shake

Penny Lane - Founder

Jaboody - Jack of All Trades
Luggy the Lugnut

## Overview

Luggy the Lugnut is a mascot for the Lansing Lugnuts and a local entrepreneur.

## Detailed Biography

Luggy the Lugnut is a minor league baseball mascot from Lansing, MI. He is an actual lugnut and traveled for weeks to get to the show to pitch his idea. Luggy has created Eggsplosion Cleaner, which is a cleaner created solely for egg messes both physical and metaphorical. He created the cleaner with 21 proprietary ingredients and nutrients found in Lake Michigan. Dillon admits that he has been egged frequently both physically and metaphorically, so this product would be perfect for him. Luggy also admits to being egged a lot due to his baseball team not being very good. He wants $500,000.
Shoe

## Detailed Biography

Shoe lives in California and has the ability to change her appearance based on how she needs to present herself in public. At the moment she is a high-top sneaker that is very tightly-laced and has lots of problems. She also doesn't have a matching shoe. She doesn't need money to survive, so she doesn't have a job, and her favorite past time is running up hills. Unsurprisingly, she votes that she prefers running to walking.

Shoe sticks around for a little longer to help clarify how shoes grow from infancy to adulthood and further explains her dislike for most shoes' desire to stay with their paired twin for life.
Birthday Boys

## Overview

This week Double Heads Variety Hour presents “Birthday Boys" where DJs Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci presents a playlist combining songs Matt likes and songs Dillon likes. They try to inflate their pool, scratch lottery tickets, and talk to too many callers. Listen to the episode.

## Episode Summary

The episode opens with Dillon Minacci trying to blow up an inflatable pool in Matt Fox's backyard. They are celebrating their birthdays – which are only six days apart – and preparing for the birthday party KOOP is throwing them the following day, June 10, at Antone's.

A lot of calls ensue. Their first caller is Paul from Marfa, who wishes them a happy birthday. An anonymous duo called following, who alleged they are going to watch every movie on four screens instead of listen to the rest of the radio show. Their third caller is Cody, who refers to himself as "The Cody." He cuts his call short because he's getting on a helicopter for a cartography convention but also wishes them a happy birthday. The fourth caller is Dr. Bronner, the famed soap manufacturer. In honor of Double Heads' birthday, he created a birthday cake-flavored soap. When asked what type of degree he has, he hung up.

They take a break from calls. Matt gifts Dillon and himself lottery tickets, and they scratch them live on air. Dillon wins $4, and Matt wins nothing. They talk about what clothes they're going to wear to their birthday party.

The fifth caller is Garrett, a friend of the show. He is calling live from Spain and was kicked out of Primavera Sound for unknown reasons, which actually happened. Their sixth caller is Stan Friedman who called because Double Heads requested it. His door is a little too squeaky, which triggers psychoanalysis. The seventh and final caller is Tiffany, who reads from a Dr. Bronner's bottle in an attempt to upstage Stan Friedman.

They decide the genres complement.

## Featured Characters

Matt Fox

Dillon Minacci

Dr. Bronner

Paul

Cody

Stan Friedman

Tiffany

## Critical Reception

"The two hosts have a good rapport, lending to a vibe that is friendly, good-humored and enthusiastic." - Allan Campbell

"I credit the chosen music more than the banter for topic development." - Also Allan Campbell

"The hosts' claim that their personal birthdays the previous week were being celebrated at Antone's the next day is clearly not to be taken seriously." - Classic Allan Campbell

"We're not dealing with investigative journalism here..." - Alllllllan Campbellllllll

## Featured Music

Oysterhead - "Birthday Boys"

Modeselektor - "Happy Birthday!"

Medeski, Martin & Wood - "Professor Nohair"

The Dead Milkmen - "Punk Rock Girl"

They Might Be Giants - "Older"

Oboa - "Please Don't Leave Me"

Alkaline Trio - "Movin' Right Along"
Teeth for Sale

## Overview

Double Heads Variety Hour presents “Teeth for Sale," where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox present a playlist combining songs about teeth and candy. They meet a dental tech, discuss the legalities of tooth selling, and talk about their favorite sweets. Listen to the episode.

## Episode Summary

Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox always do their errands together, and they realize they both need fillings. They head to ATX Dxntist, one of the major dental offices in Austin, and they are quickly greeted by Jeff Club, a dental tech who also is a drum tech for local bands. When the DJs ask him about his dental job, Jeff explains that his main focus is serving as an on-site therapist, holding patients' hands while they go through operations. He's not allowed to touch the medical equipment. The DJs are skeptical that he is actually hired by the office.

They receive their first call from a man named Chris, who is a drummer with a sweet tooth. His favorite desserts are cake, followed by donuts. His favorite types of cake are vanilla-leaning, and he allegedly only has one cavity at the moment. They also get a call from Dan, who just wants everyone to know he prefers gummies.

After the first round of music, a stranger barges into the room and says his name is "Teeth Wielding" Jim, a teeth broker who has been banned from most dental offices in the surrounding area. He mostly deals in molars, and incisors are a hot commodity he'd like to deal more in. The DJs question if his practices are legal, and he confirms that the federal government has recently made teeth dealing legal. Anyone can now deal teeth on teethdeals.gov. He starts to explain this is due to recent confidential documents being found in President Biden's offices, but the DJs ask him to stop said explanation. He also claims he is funded by D.A.R.E.

Their last caller is a man named Scott, who claims to be a musician who toured with Yautja, a band the DJs played earlier in the show. He recently lost an enamel crown, and his partner is making it into a necklace. Jim confirms that said crown is worth four figures in CA (where Scott is based) and offers to purchase it. Scott then tells a story about a friend who gave another friend a bag of teeth, and it is revealed that Jeff Club is the recipient of said teeth.

They decide the genres complement.

## Characters

Matt Fox

Dillon Minacci

Jeff Club

Dan

Chris

"Teeth Wielding" Jim

Scott

## Featured Music

RJD2 - "Milk Tooth"

Pigface - "Sweetmeat"

The Budos Band - "Long in the Tooth"

Primus - "Candy Man"

The New Fangles - "Brush Your Teeth"

Yautja - "Teeth"

Del the Funky Homosapien - "If You Must"
Waymond Wang

For other versions of Waymond, see Hub:Waymond Wang.

> I know you're all fighting because you're scared and confused. I'm confused too. All day... I don't know what the heck is going on. But somehow... this feels like it's all my fault. I don't know. The only thing I do know is that we have to be kind. Please... be kind. Especially when we don't know what's going on.
>
> Waymond Wang

**Waymond Wang** is a goofy, meek, and amiable laundromat worker who helped his wife Evelyn save the multiverse from their powerful daughter, Jobu Tupaki, and her destructive Everything Bagel.

## Personality

Initially, Waymond's demeanor is portrayed as somewhat inept, marked by his lighthearted disposition, financial disarray, and perceived lack of competence, contrasting with his Alpha self's more composed demeanor. However, this portrayal undergoes deconstruction as the film progresses. Despite his flaws, it becomes evident that Evelyn shares responsibility for their financial issues, and Waymond's genuine kindness plays a pivotal role in maintaining family unity and safeguarding the multiverse. Overall, he exudes kindness and affability. Furthermore, Waymond's unwavering love for Evelyn transcends universes, a sentiment that becomes a catalyst for her transformation and realization of the path to victory.

## Notes

* Waymond Wang is the tritagonist of *Everything Everywhere All at Once*.
Dimitri Donkey Kong

## Overview

Dimitri Donkey Kong is a professional mover.

## Detailed Biography

Dimitri Donkey Kong is a professional mover based in Austin. He is hired by Dillon during "Movers & Shakers" to help pack up Dillon's belongings in the studio. Mr. Kong has a very convoluted system for how people can hire him and has different processes for hiring depending on how wealthy you are.

Mr. Kong reveals in the same episode that he has a vase room in his home where he goes to blow off steam. Whenever he's angry, he goes to the vase room and carefully packages vases. He also requires upbeat dance music when he works, which the DJs honor.

After further discussion, Mr. Kong also reveals that he recently packed Elon Musk, who is a Pikachu fanatic – going so far as to have a Pikachu tattoo on his backside. He won't tell the DJs how Mr. Musk was able to hire Mr. Kong because they are poor.

During "Scores on Scores Part 2," Dmitri calls in to compliment the DJs on playing "DK Rap," but also calls Dillon a racist.

## Appearances

Movers & Shakers

Scores on Scores Part 2
Analog vs Digital Part 2

## Overview

Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Analog vs Digital Part 2," where DJ Matt Fox presents a playlist combining analog and digital songs. He tries out KOOP's new AI-powered song generator, learns about hive mind, and speaks to a sad father. Listen to the episode.

## Episode Summary

Matt Fox is alone in the studio, as Dillon Minacci is tied up with work. Because of this, Matt decides to use the new AI-powered music selection machine recently acquired by KOOP. He turns the machine on and is instantly greeted by a warm and welcoming voice. The machine introduces itself as DJ Flab Larbinger, a music curating machine that selects songs based on emotional-based inputs only. Matt asks DJ Flab what comes to mind when thinking about family, and the machine quickly describes terror and horror, which leads him to curate hard-nosed club music.

DJ Flab further explains that he is one of roughly 1,000 DJ Flab Larbinger models created by Mitsubishi, and the Larbinger name comes from a famous dentistry family. Flab says Mitsubishi is known for three things:

1. Motorcycles
2. Keyboards
3. Thousands of Flab Larbingers

He and the other Flabs share a hive mind, and they are all one. When asked his age, DJ Flab claims to be "one flab of a glab" in human years. He also suggests he may be from a place called the Flabiverse.

A man calls in named John McJohnson who claims that his baby was recently eaten by an AI with a Mitsubishi logo on its side. Flab expresses regret that this happened and says not all Flab Larbingers eat babies. Flabs with the 1.0 operating system still eat babies, but those with the 2.0 operating system only eat full-grown adults. Matt becomes concerned that his life is at stake, but Flab reassures him that he has about 7-8 inches of growth in all directions left in him. He also says that there is a 94% chance funk music can save the world.

They get another call from Lima Green, a local resident who took the advice of a caller named Maria during "Double Hearts Variety Hour Part 2," who suggested a strategy of marrying and divorcing people to earn money for SXSW tickets. Lima attempted this strategy, but is still stuck with her partner and doesn't know how to get the divorce expedited. Flab suggests going to Kerrville and bribing the clerk.

They decide the genres complement.

## Characters

Matt Fox

DJ Flab Larbinger

John McJohnson

Lima Green

## Featured Music

Hayden Pedigo - "Letting Go"

Robbie Basho - "Wine Song"

Carpenter Brut - "Le Perv"

KAS:ST - "Hell on Earth"

Cybotron - "Cosmic Cars"

Walter Brennan - "Old Rivers"

Willie Watson - "Stew Ball"
Jonny Stromboli

## Overview

Jonny Stromboli is a bartender in the Austin area.

## Detailed Biography

Jonny Stromboli first appears during "Night & Day," when he sees a light on in the studio and decides to walk in. Jonny grew up in Yonkers and has been in Austin for 15 years because of work. He works at a bar down the road. Dillon asks about Jonny's Stromboli intake, and Jonny claims to have been fed Strombolis since his first weeks and has eaten them every weeknight his whole life. He also claims that he descended from the original Stromboli family, who created the dish.

While Matt and Dillon are stuck in the calzoniverse during "Enter the Calzoniverse," Jonny visits the studio every day to see if the DJs will ever return.

Jonny visits Matt on the SS Double Heads during "Sad Songs & Waltzes," where he announced that he is officially divorced. After losing his wife, Jonny hitchhiked from Austin to Atlantic City to see family, but after their timeshare burned down he purchased a boat and took to international waters.

## Appearances

Night & Day

Enter the Calzoniverse

Sad Songs & Waltzes
Phil Lip

## Detailed Biography

The DJs get a call from Phil Lip, a glass repair man who has recently fallen on hard times. While he is able to install glass on almost anything (pet stores, cars, etc.), people are "keeping money in their pockets" and not paying for glass repair. Phil has found a solution where he goes around to businesses and residential areas, recommends people increase their glass break insurance, and then smashes those same windows the following week.

Before Phil smashes windows, he spends sunset with his ex-wife, Sheila, and their beautiful boys – all of whom live in a duplex beside Phil. After they have dinner together and enjoy the sunset, Phil puts on a mask and starts destroying property. He and his family then meet back up at sunrise for another family moment.
Colleen

## Overview

Colleen is a groupie of the Theremin Army.

## Detailed Biography

During "100 Years of Double Heads," the first guest is Colleen, a groupie who follows the Theremin Army around. She brings the theremins Fig Newtons, cotton candy, almond milk, and gummy bears prior to their performances. She is from Madison, WI and was raised by professors, hence her love of theremins. While she has never played a theremin, she manages the Army's social media account: @ThereminGoodTimes225522.
The Meaning of Christmas

## Overview

Double Heads Variety Hour presents "The Meaning of Christmas," where DJs Matt Fox & Dillon Minacci present a playlist combining solstice and Christmas songs. Dillon discovers Christmas, they meet a reindeer, and Matt explains his Christmas traditions. Listen to the episode.

## Episode Summary

Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci are preparing to do an entire episode of Winter Solstice songs – since the DJs are both Orthodox Pagans – but Dillon quickly reveals a significant life update: he discovered Christmas. Matt begins to show signs of panic and explains that he's worked tirelessly to prevent Dillon from discovering Christmas for years. Dillon is very excited about the holiday and decided to curate Christmas music.

They get a call from Prancer, one of Santa's reindeer. He calls in to promote a special radio show happening on KOOP later that week, but also reveals that he is 200 years old and been divorced twice. He also seems fairly unhappy in his current marriage, and the DJs predict he's likely to get his third divorce soon.

They receive a second call from Joe Rotten (no relation to Johnny Rotten), who tries to convince the DJs to take some rotten meat off his hands. He has all types of cuts – from chicken to dolphin – and says that 2-3 months in the sun is the optimal amount of time for meat to rot. Roughly three years ago, Joe was kidnapped and brought to a bunker of unknown location, and by his best guess he's originally from somewhere near Sri Lanka. When the DJs ask Joe what he thinks the meaning of Christmas is, he tells them to go to Best Buy and purchase all the cheap Danny Glover DVDs out of the bargain bin.

Dillon explains to Matt that he only found out about Christmas when a letter from Santa dropped out of Matt's pocket last week when they were leaving the studio. The letter had Santa's cell number on it, and after calling, Dillon was invited to tour the North Pole. Despite the OSHA violations and excessive condo developments, Dillon fell in love with the area and especially enjoyed their brewery.

When Dillon asks Matt what he does for Christmas, it becomes clear that Matt has devoted all his holiday time to hiding Christmas from Dillon – which largely entails Matt reporting fraudulent theft reports on his own electronics so Dillon won't question why they don't talk during the season. When further prodded as to why he hides Christmas from Dillon, it's because Matt can't think of a good gift for him.

They get a call from Jim from Antone San who simply wants the DJs to clarify the narrative a bit, and they get a follow-up call from Johnny Theraflu, who is simply addicted to Theraflu.

They don't determine whether or not the genres complement.

## Characters

Matt Fox

Dillon Minacci

Prancer

Joe Rotten

Jim from Antone San

Johnny Theraflu

## Featured Music

Gene Autry - "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer"

Willie Nelson - "Night Life"

The Philly Specials - "Fairytale of Philadelphia"

Hank Williams - "Your Cold Cold Heart"

Joel Paterson - "Christmas Time is Here"
My Crunchy Country Heart

## Overview

Double Heads Variety Hour presents “My Crunchy Country Heart," where DJs Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci presents a playlist combining country heartbreak and crunchy funk. A puddle in the studio becomes sentient, Zeus takes credit for their radio show, and callers try to request songs. Listen to the episode.

## Episode Summary

For the first time in a long time, it is raining in Austin, and Matt and Dillon are excited for the change in weather. They encourage listeners to call in to talk about their experience with the rain. A woman named Sarah calls immediately and tries to request a song, but since she is not in Austin and doesn't have a rain story, the DJs hang up on her.

The rain continues, and the DJs notice a leak in the ceiling, which starts to form a puddle on the floor of the studio. To their surprise, the puddle begins to speak to them as it grows. He initially doesn't know his name, but as he grows he determines that his name is Gurgle, and his last memory is as a roof puddle. He loves crunch funk, as the only record he has listened to is by Sly & the Family Stone, which is stored in a cloud among the water population.

Callers continue to call in, and the only one with a rain story is a man named Billy?. Billy? is very sad because of the rain and attempts to connect his sadness and the weather with Maya Angelou. After the DJs are unable to connect the references, Billy? is much happier with his situation and hangs up. Regular caller Garrett also calls in from Las Vegas, where it is "raining metalheads."

Gurgle later reveals that Zeus is real and that he plays reruns of Double Heads Variety Hour as if it's his own show. While Gurgle has no immediate memory of every confronting Zeus about this, Matt and Dillon start to wonder if they need to take legal action. Gurgle also admits that he only drinks pure grain alcohol, and that city-purified water would kill him.

A final caller named Two and Quarter Chub calls in, who got rained on while delivering beer to the city: two pints for his belly, and 16 kegs for the city. Matt and Dillon can't determine whether or not he actually delivers beer.

The DJs decide they like Gurgle, and to prevent him from vanishing into the studio carpeting, they transfer him to a bucket and take him home.

They decide the genres complement.

## Featured Characters

Matt Fox

Dillon Minacci

Gurgle

Sarah

Billy?

Two and Quarter Chub

## Featured Music

Billy Ray Cyrus - "Achy Breaky Heart"

Sly and the Family Stone - "Sing a Simple Song"

Kacey Musgraves - "star-crossed"

Funkadelic - "Biological Speculation"

Hank Williams - "There's a Tear in My Beer"

Baby Huey - "Listen to Me"
We Bought a Volcano Part 3

## Overview

Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Membership Drive Extravaganza," where DJs Matt Fox & Dillon Minacci present a playlist combining disco and baseball music. They install a new robot, teach him how to fundraise, and weight the pros and cons of assassinations. Listen to the

## Episode Summary

Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci are entering their third week working for VolCorp. Dillon remains convinced that the corporation has their best interests at heart, and Matt is skeptical that they intend to harvest the DJs' ashes for clean energy.

They meet a Polish man named Vlad, who describes himself as a pets control professional. He claims to have recently killed a queen rat in tunnel 6, which leads to the center of the earth. There is still a rat king on the loose, which he continues to hunt. He has been in the volcano since its inception, but he won't explain further. He is an employee of VolCorp and also friends with Chuck Mangione and Sun Ra, both of whom Vlad brought to the volcano to perform live during Double Heads Volcano Hour.

Matt starts to notice that Vlad's beard is falling off, and quickly realizes that Vlad's entire getup is a costume. Vlad then admits that her real name is Veronica Volcano, and she is the heiress of VolCorp. She disguised herself as Vlad to be an undercover boss and planted cameras on all the rats.

When the DJs ask about the whereabouts of all the people they've met over the past weeks, Veronica explains that they've all been given their own private islands. Dillon is excited about the idea, but Matt believes this is just a euphemism for murder.

They get a call from Jasper Awful of Awful Insurance, who is hoping the DJs will buy volcano insurance from him to save his father's failing company. When the DJs hesitate to purchase the insurance, Jasper then offers them geyser insurance. Again, Dillon is enthusiastic about making the purchase, but Matt is skeptical since they don't own a geyser.

Matt then tries to figure out how to break Dillon's brainwashed state by playing songs with "relax" in the titles. While the first one doesn't work, he finds success with "Relax" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood, and suddenly both Dillon and Veronica are broken out of their spells. Veronica's real name is Pamela, and she is the mother of Paulie Pomerino Paulson, who has remained in the volcano ever since his mother was kidnapped and brainwashed. She is from Matamoros, so she leaves the volcano and goes home.

They decide the genres complement.

## Characters

Matt Fox

Dillon Minacci

Paulie Pomerino Paulson

Pamela Pomerino Paulson

Jasper Awful

## Featured Music

Chuck Mangione - "Song of the New Moon"

Sun Ra - "The Golden Lady (aka Lady with the Golden Stockings)"

Dan Deacon - "Learning to Relax"

Frankie Goes to Hollywood - "Relax"
First Amendment

The **First Amendment of the Pogstitution** was the first alteration of the Pogstitution in the Realm of Pog, written and auto-ratified effective immediately by Airadiance during a national emergency. The First Amendment specified the Constitution's Language and Respect clauses as well as overturning the Among Us Rule, a controversial part of the Censorship clause, allowing more freedom of speech and less forced censorship.

The First Amendment generally has positive public opinion, especially among the Council and the Police, as well as the general populace, which reacted mostly positively. However, terrorist attacks continued within the nation even after the Amendment was put in place.

### Text of the Amendment

There shall be no obstruction of the freedom of speech, except in some cases, where the police shall take action. These cases are if there is discrimination or hateful speech, which is intended to offend or is obviously racist/sexist/other ists. Also, discussion of controversial topics (politics, religions, etc) shall immediately be shut down once it reaches a point that the moderator considers heated enough to warrant action. The moderators who involve themselves past a point that I or @king of the crabs consider to be too heated shall also be punished. Lastly there will be a ban on explicitly NSFW content due to a strange lack of such a rule before. Implicit references can be punished as any moderators see necessary. Other than these restrictions, all content shall be allowed as well as a relaxation of the Among Us rule, which shall not be enforced any longer. This does override all associated rules in the Constitution. The only rule overruled in this case is the Among Us Rule.
Caterina Blockbuster

## Detailed Biography

While at Nashville Interdimensional Airport, Dillon and Matt meet fellow passenger Caterina Blockbuster, who is a tourist visiting from the Rental Universe. She is spending her entire life savings on a vacation to Austin to visit We Luv Video, a new rental store that is set to open soon at an unspecified date. In her universe everyone rents everything, and she is excited to share some of her insights with this nascent rental store.

As the DJs chat further with Caterina, it turns out the Rental Universe's entire economy is based on renting, which includes licenses to fly planes. Consequently, the entire universe is riddled with plane crashes.
Sad Songs & Waltzes

## Overview

Double Heads Variety Hour presents “Sad Songs & Waltzes" where DJs Matt Fox presents a playlist combining sad songs and waltzes. Jonny Stromboli discusses his divorce, Dillon is pursued by a familiar foe, and Matt attempts to give life advice. Listen to the episode.

## Episode Summary

The episode begins with Matt Fox alone on the SS Double Heads. Dillon Minacci and Mr. Bumblebee Tuna left the boat days before without telling Matt where they were going, and now he is stuck producing episodes by himself.

Before he can introduce the theme for the week, regular guest Jonny Stromboli pulls up in a 1973 Schwinchester Four-Stroke Outboard Motorboat to discuss his divorce and boat purchase. Jonny hitchhiked from Austin to Atlantic City to see family, but after their timeshare burned down he purchased a boat and took to international waters. Fortunately he has a water tax guy, so he owes nothing on his investment. They create a physical ticker that rings every time they said "divorce."

Halfway through the show, they receive a call from Trainer Joe, who previously attempted to murder Dillon in Florida during "Sad Boys & Sad Girls Part 2." He clarifies that he didn't try to kill Dillon and is actually tailing him in Philadelphia. Trainer Joe has his own boat and is navigating the Camden Water Gap to find Dillon to resume his physical training. While Trainer Joe is still on the air, Matt calls Dillon, which leads to a heated argument.

The show ends with a call from Trish, a San Marcos resident who is currently going through a divorce and trying to figure out her next move. She requests a song to lift her spirits, and Matt and Jonny nail it.

## Featured Characters

Matt Fox

Jonny Stromboli

Dillon Minacci

Trainer Joe

Trish

## Featured Music

Junior Boys - "When No One Cares"

Frederic Chopin - "Waltz in C-Sharp Minor, Op. 64 No. 2"

Daniel Johnston - "Hate Song"

Giuseppe Verdi - "La Traviata: Drinking Song"

George Jones - "There's the Door"

Johannes Brahms - "Waltz in A-Flat Major, Op. 39 No. 15"

Patsy Cline - "I Fall to Pieces"

Tom Waits - "Hope I Don't Fall In Love With You"

Sharon Van Etten - "Darkness Fades"

Dmitri Shostakovich - "Jazz Suite No. 2: VI. Waltz 2"
Judy Day

## Judith Day

> “You know I was like you once, when Boss Lady turned me. I was on top of the world—it was the twenties after all, glitz and glam were the norm—she promised me all that and more...for a price of course, but I didn’t care. I never wanted to kill innocent people either, but I did it to fit in...and you get tired of fighting the thirst.”
>
> Judy to Matthew, Venom & Blood

**Judith "Judy" Day**, was born on April 7th, 1906 in Boston, Massachusetts and was adopted and raised by Wilson and Elizabeth Day shortly after. She is a member of The Merlot Coven and is a prominent character in *Venom & Blood*.
Black Scorpion

## Detailed Biography

During "Curses Anonymous," Matt receives an invite to a group called Curses Anonymous, and they are quickly greeted by two strangers who snuck into the studio behind them. The strangers' names are Black Scorpion and Whorie the Clown, both of whom are cursed. The duo found a Quantum Wrench that turned a cosmic bolt, which caused the earth to spit out all the colors of the rainbow – which is God's blood. Ever since this happened 20 years ago, the duo has been confined to living only within the Halloween week. The main issue with this being that they can only eat candy.

Black Scorpion also goes into more detail than requested about his skincare routine, which works very well considering he is 333 years old.
Jessup Tornado

## Overview

Jessup Tornado is a business owner and business enthusiast.

## Detailed Biography

During "Sad Boys & Sad Girls Part 3," Matt Fox receives a visit from Jessup Tornado, owner and operator of Tornado Enterprises, which provides promotion services for area businesses. Jessup is originally from Ann Arbor, Michigan, where his parents still reside as professors of social studies at an area university. He rebelled against his family's academia focus and now lives in Austin.
We're Sorry, Weird Al

## Overview

Double Heads Variety Hour presents “We're Sorry, Weird Al,” where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox present a playlist combining Comedy Songs and Spoken Word. They forget to play the songs they actually want to and have regrets about it. Listen to the episode.

## Episode Summary

Dillon and Matt are surprisingly serious throughout the episode as they discuss comedy and are fairly bothered by the fact that they forgot to include a Weird Al song in the comedy portion of the show.

The DJs plug their residency at Try Hard Coffee, where they recently hosted their first live vinyl DJ gig. Dillon thanks Edsel Holden's dad for tickets to They Might Be Giants from years ago. They realize more comedy songs they should have included that they forgot about.

They decide the genres contradict.

## Featured Characters

Dillon Minacci

Matt Fox

## Featured Music

The Blue Jean Committee - "Catalina Breeze"

Derek Bailey and Ben Wtason - "Silverfish Macronix 1"

Reggie Watts - "A Song About Apples (Always Love Yourself)"

The Books - "Millions of Millions"

Buddy Wakefield - "Farmly"

Don't Stop or We'll Die - "Once In a While"

Sarah Key - "Raccoon"

The Lonely Island - "Lazy Sunday"

They Might Be Giants - "Istanbul (Not Constantinople)"

Laurie Anderson & Kronos Quartet - "Nothing Left but Their Names"

Bo Burnham - "Facetime with My Mom (Tonight)"

Flight of the Conchords - "Leggy Blonde"
Forrest

## Overview

Forrest is a green button that Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci purchased for a camping trip.

## Detailed Biography

During "Green Light Red Light," Matt and Dillon start to review the camping gear they recently purchased, and one of the items starts to talk back. A green light named Forrest starts chatting with the DJs and suggests that they go to a forest and not a woods. The light requests that they play songs about green, which they happily oblige.

Forrest came to life due to the recent installation of AAAA batteries, which are a new type of battery on the market. She also details that the batteries were installed by a very muscular baby, suggesting the continued influence of Baby Protein Shake among parents/caregivers and their children.

Forrest also changes colors, and different colors suggest different moods and musical interests.
We Bought a Volcano

## Overview

Double Heads Variety Hour presents "We Bought a Volcano," where DJs Matt Fox & Dillon Minacci present a playlist combining songs about lava and ashes. They buy a volcano, meet a small business owner and get hired by a corporation. Listen to the episode.

## Episode Summary

Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci are excited to announce to their fans that after last week's episode, they have decided to buy a volcano. Since they can't afford volcanoes on islands, they were able to buy one locally via the internet. Dillon explains that 25% of volcanoes are baby volcanoes, 25% are just oil wells, 25% are boutique volcanoes (no lava), and the final 25% are fixer uppers. They found a fixer upper, and it's at the very end of Highway 85 South. Matt agrees to leave the studio to check it out and see what they have purchased.

Matt arrives to the volcano and sees that there's a door to enter it. Once he goes inside, he is immediately greeted by Joe Volcano, an emaciated man who is choking on ashes. He claims to have come from Iceland via a tube system that connects all volcanoes. He simply had to make a left turn to get to the Double Heads volcano. He has been traveling for 245 and hasn't eaten. Matt wants to ask him more questions, but he vanishes.

A man named Paulie Pomerino Paulson then comes from another tunnel and claims to be operating a restaurant called Volcano Pizza. He claims to have ownership of the cave and delivers pizza throughout the same tunnel system. He previously worked at a fancy pizza truck in Austin but won't explain why he left it for the volcano. He begins taking orders over the phone from callers, who include a man named Joey from Wyoming who inherited his cave from his family, and a woman named Amanda Bath House who operates a business of the same name in New Jersey near a CostCo.

They get a call from Cody, who has very upsetting news. He recently became debt free – which actually means his romantic partner ate all his credit cards and died – and is now a cash-only person who lives in an undisclosed part of Oklahoma. He cries for most of his call, and Paulie offers him some breadsticks on the house.

Dillon gets to the volcano to see what's going on, and before Matt can explain much about the situation, they get a call from Nick Holly, who is the legal representative of VolCorp, the corporation who previously owned the volcano and represent volcano interests worldwide. They are interested in having Double Heads run a podcast promoting volcano safety and seem to have a lot of rules about what they are and aren't allowed to do. Nick also informs the DJs that their particular volcano has the highest level of child deaths. The DJs agree to work for VolCorp.

After Nick hangs up, Paulie warns them that VolCorp is an evil corporation that can't be trusted, and the three plot to uncover the truth behind the organization.

They decide the genres complement.

## Characters

Matt Fox

Dillon Minacci

Joe Volcano

Paulie Pomerino Paulson

Joey

Amanda Bath House

Cody

Nick Holly

## Featured Music

Thundercat - "Lava Lamp"

Boys Noize - "Lava Lava"

Jenny Hval - "Ashes to Ashes"
Nick Holly

## Overview

Nick Holly is the legal representative of VolCorp.

## Detailed Biography

Nick Holly is the legal representative of VolCorp, the corporation who previously owned the volcano and represent volcano interests worldwide. They are interested in having Double Heads run a podcast promoting volcano safety and seem to have a lot of rules about what they are and aren't allowed to do. Nick also informs the DJs that their particular volcano has the highest level of child deaths. The DJs agree to work for VolCorp.

After Nick hangs up, Paulie Pomerino Paulson warns them that VolCorp is an evil corporation that can't be trusted, and the three plot to uncover the truth behind the organization.
LOL Mudkipz

## Detailed Biography

During "Running & Crying," a final call comes in from LOL Mudkipz, a hacker who claims to have Savvy Sam's NFTs and wants a ransom. At this point, the DJs worry that everyone calling in is a raccoon, and LOL will not divulge any further information about herself. LOL wants a lot of bananas foster in exchange for the NFTs, and she and Savvy Sam negotiate accordingly.