Opening/Lola's Story Begins

Beauty and the Beast Parodies Studios Present....

Beauty and the Were-Echidna: The Enchanted Christmas (Version 2)

*(Near a familiar enchanted castle at the evening, the good villagers were heading to the castle, crossing over the bridge while using the torches to light their way, all singing together)*

Good villagers: **Deck the halls with boughs of holly**

**Fa la la la la, la la la la**

'**Tis the season to be jolly**

**Fa la la la la, la la la la**

*(In the hallway, a familiar young girl laughed as she used a long scarf, with Banjo chasing after her playfully as he meowed and Sofia chuckled)*

Good villagers' voices: **Don, we now our gay apparel**

**Fa la la la la, la la la la**

**Troll the ancient Yuletide carol**

**Fa la la la la, la la la la**

*(The girl stopped near the steps, looking amazed at the crowd gathering in the castle before Banjo rejoined her)*

Sofia: (Amazed) Whoa....

*(She came down, using the stair rail to slide down before Shining Armor caught her with Donald, Aquata, Panchito, Arista, José, Alana, and Cadence standing next to him)*

Shining Armor: (Chuckles) Gotcha.

Panchito: Look at you, *señorita*.

Arista: Starting to grow up like Miranda over there.

Sofia: Thanks, guys.

*(The cat came down afterward as a familiar superhero roadrunner and his human girlfriend were putting the holly on the table)*

Rev: **Deck the halls with boughs of holly**

*(He chuckled as he looked behind)*

Rev: (Chuckling) There must be much, much more holly!

Bia: And so much joy!

*(A familiar feather rooster and a familiar feathered duck began to follow them with some food as they grinned a bit)*

Foghorn: '**Tis the season to be....**

*(Just then, Daffy noticed a holly on some of the food before plucking it off, looking disgusted)*

Daffy: (Frowns) Aw, what's this? Rev, there's too much holly!

*(Just then, Sofia ran passed them as they yelped, almost dropping the food before frowning)*

Daffy: Whoa! Slow down, Sofia! You'll trip people!

Foghorn: Be careful!

*(All while someone new was decorating the tree with a Christmas Angel. She was an 8-year-old girl with pale, almost chalk-white skin and long black hair that covers her eyes, wearing a black dress that is worn over a black-and-white striped shirt, long striped sleeves, striped tights, and black shoes. Her name was Lucy Loud. Next to her is a 8-year-old boy with red freckles on his face, orange hair, and two white buckteetg, wearing a bluish-green T-shirt with a sea-green collar around the neck and a sea-green stripe on it, brown shorts, white socks, and white-and-gray shoes. He is Rocky Spokes)*

Lucy: **Don, we now our gay apparel....**

*(Just then, she shook her head as she climbed down, passing by the decorations of ornaments which looked similar to their former animal selves)*

Lucy: Oh, this is just too silly. Please, no more mistletoe.

Rocky: Relax, Lucy.

Lucy: (Giggling) I know, Rocky.

*(All while two familiar parents were fixing up the chair while Miranda hummed)*

Miranda: **Di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di....**

*(At that moment, she and Roland noticed Sofia chuckling as she came out of the pile of present boxes, looking happily as she picked one up)*

Roland: (Chuckling) Sofia, get away from those presents!

*(She rushed over to her parents near the chair along with where Rev, Bia, Foghorn, Daffy, Crash, Tawna, Coco, Crunch, Aku-Aku, and Banjo were, with the cat purring a bit happily)*

Sofia: Mother, Father, I found one for me. Do you think I can open this one?

Roland: Well, just one.

Miranda: Go ahead.

Sofia: (Grins) Oh boy! Oh boy!

*(She began to open the present up a bit while Banjo played with the paper scattered on the ground)*

Bia: It's good to see her having a proper Christmas, not like last year, that is.

Foghorn: (Nods) Yes, this is much more agreeable.

Miranda: Well, I thought last year was quiet nice.

Roland: It was true, despite the setback. And of course, the pain of going through all of that.

José: (Shakes his head) Please, *Senor Rolando*....

Daffy: (Grins) Well, I suppose I did manage to save Christmas.

Rev: (Shocked) You?!

Bia: Not this again, both of you!

Daffy: (Ignoring Bia) Yes me. If not for my skills and decisive leader ship, all would have been lost.

Foghorn: (Glares) Leadership? Ha! You could not lead a horse to water!

Daffy: What are you talking about? It was all my idea.

Donald: Stop fighting, guys!

*(The others only sighed while Sofia pulled out what appeared to be a pair of socks, looking disappointed)*

Rev: (Ignoring Donald) Your idea? Everyone knows it was mine!

Roland: Geez, calm down, okay?!

Miranda: How many times are we going to have to go over this story?

Sofia: (Excitedly) Story?

Rev: Until someone gets his facts straight.

Sofia: (To Miranda) Why don't you tell it, Mother?

Crash: She has a point.

Tawna: It would do us good if we all listened.

Panchito: Well.... Good idea.

Miranda: Well, I don't know...

Roland: Come on, Miranda.

Rev: Yes, surely you recall how I saved Christmas?

Daffy: (Annoyed) Uh, uh, uh, no leading the witness.

Foghorn: Guys! No fighting! Where's the spirit?! *(Worried)* Don't ruin it for everyone.

Bia: So, come on, Miranda. Tell us.

*(Miranda pondered a bit before the woman smiled)*

Miranda: Oh, all right.

*(The woman picked up her daughter before they with Roland sat down together)*

Bia: Now we will hear what really happened....

Rev: Hopefully.

Sofia: (Grins) Oh, I know I'm gonna love this!

*(Everyone gathered around as Miranda began speaking)*

Miranda: Well, lets see. Amy, Sally, and Cosmo, terrified by the Knuckles' anger, ran away from the castle, despite Sonic and Tails’ pleads. Straight into a pack of tigers. But Knuckles, Sonic, and Tails saved them all quickly. After that, they began to be friends.

Rev: (Grins) Ah, and that's where Bia and I came in.

*(Then everything faded into a form of a flashback)*

***Coming up: The servants work to bring Amy and Knuckles, Sally and Sonic, and Cosmo and Tails together via ice-skating. At the same time, Loki uses deceit to convince the Eds and the Mew Mew girls to help him break the three couples up by making a fake deal by promising them a solo with him and Double D’s future maestro dream job.***