Caravaner

The **Caravaner** is a person who runs a Caravan service. They like teasing Yu.

## Caravan service

The Caravan service is available as soon as Yu returns from their first visit to the Cliff. After that, the service can be found both outside of the Library and in the burnt woods. The wagon is pulled by a hedgehog.

The price of the Caravan service fluctuates. Here's how much it costs, depending on how many times the service has been used:

1. 2
2. 7
3. 13
4. 3
5. 30
6. 2

From there, the price is fixed to be 2 coins.

The Caravaner loses the Caravan service after the Big Sword drops. They mention that the caravan is fortunately insured, but not the hedgehog.

## Quotes

* Maps? You are insulting me. Maps are for the weak. If I cannot remember, then I deserve to rot in skull maze.

Initial caravan service.

* Yes, hello yes. Ah! I see it in your eyes... The soul of one who is tired of walking. "Ah, but if only, if only! There was kind caravaner willing to take poor soul to new place!"... This is you, I am talking as if you are talking. A contract in blood! My prices are fair. As they say in the old country, do you need a lift?
* ("Uh...")
	+ AHK! Behemian! You think you can walk the earth in old ratted shoes? You will come crawling back, barefoot and humble, just wait. Go! I cannot even look at you now. For shame.
	+ Here it is! The crawling! You are doing it on two legs, mortal! That is incorrect! you are lucky I will still sell you crowded seat on trolley. And also date. So? Is your fate and mine tangled? ("Nah") Oh, MAKE UP YOUR MIND. You are scaring away the rest of my customers! I will hex you for this. Hex! Hex! You would have made upholstery smell bad anyways.
* ("Sure")
	+ Sealed, mortal. The price of this ride... YOUR VERY SOUL. AAhahahahahahaha! Your face! The contortions! Ah, you are cute when you are terrified~ No no, the price for you? Two coins, and a date~ Price might change in future. Who knows? So then, deal? ("Yes") Yes yes! Hop in!!

Immediately attempting to use the caravan service without leaving the map.

* What is it, mortal? Oh! A mistake you made! You, in fact, did not want to caravan at all? If this is true, then I take you back. One single coin, so you are not punished.

Refusing the Caravan service.

* Hmmm, yes. It will be walking then.

Subsequent services.

* Also, don't think I forget about the date. I will accept any venue that contains garlic, or basilisk charming. Schedule before I charm the basilisks on you. Aahahahahaha! Lighten up! I do not know traditional basilisk charming. Is too slow! And basilisks sometimes get distracted and eat wrong person. No good at all.
* You travel a lot, but not as much as me. Caravan service runs all day, and all night. It gives me time to spy, scheme, and canoodle. That one was not joke.
* Mortal friend! Small number of coin was terrible idea! I lost a wheel! And then other wheel! They were connected in middle, who knew! Anyways, small but scary white blob clerk charge me all of my coins. How many? ALL many. How did they know?? Traditional Augury! I am sure.
* Thank you for before. I will consider that money date money. Better than blood money. Worse than tax money.If Yu has insufficient funds.

Insufficient coins.

* What is this? You are poor, but pretending to be not? Unacceptable. Walk in your ratty shoes then.

With Joxxi or Minno.

* Mortal has brought friends. Do not be thinking you will get group discount.

Sealing the door to Monster World.

* AHK! Geez! I thought you said that would be easy peasey magic, yeah? My teeth are wiggling! Hey now, don't be thinking I am one of your gofer mortals. You owe me for this.
* Don't worry mortal, I will be back for date, Ehehehe.

## Trivia

* According to *Souls*, a book from the Library, restless souls follow with caravans, until they find a spot of rest.
* Caravaner likes visiting the Main World for vacation.
* Caravaner struggles with English, as suggested by the poor grammar in the conversation.