Sam

he is the real slim shady!!!

> If you think about it, everything is an illusion. Just some simulation. Why do you think people say the exact same thing when you walk up to them? Why does nobody do anything out-of-place? The world itself is just a game, we’re all controlled by players from behind the fourth wall. **-Sam**
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**Sam** (last name unknown), sometimes referred to as “The Local Wacko” by the people around him, is an experienced hacker and also believes that there is a fourth wall waiting to be broken. He is aware that his life is a simulation.

## Appearance

Sam is a caucasian Inkling with a cyan ink color, and he wears a v-neck shirt with fingerless gloves. He also wears cheap shoes that look expensive because he’s a weirdo like that. He also has a strange piece of high-tech headgear on his head that seems to be surgically attached to his head. Sam can appear very weird and antisocial to others, but in reality, he’s just introverted, and believes himself to be the only thing important to him. Others prefer to just leave him alone and let him do his weird stuff.

## Lore

Sam was victim to the kidnapper known as The Throngongler at the age of 4, who is still on the loose to this day. He was forced to be dropped on his head over seventeen times. However, instead of getting severe brain damage, he instead saw through the illusions of this world, realizing the existence of Alterna, humans, and the fact that he was living in a simulation. Sam immediately got up, absolutely BEAT THE EVERLOVING CRAP out of The Throngongler in pure WWE fashion, and left society and his own family to work on his research in a trailer located in the woods. He also worked for Grizzco for around 2 years, but left when they realized they only really cared about stealing eggs. He soon developed a special headset that was capable of letting Sam see info about everything an everyone, but Grizzco, seeking revenge on Sam for leaving their company, stole the design and turned it into their See-An-Enemy HUD headgear.

## Personality

Sam is very introverted, and would rather be alone by himself than have friends or family. He also falls flat on his face when he tries to interact with others socially. Despite his awkwardness, he is a very kind individual and has no problem with helping others. He has also been known to achieve amazing things, such as finding the cure to cancer. (Note: He lost the cure in one of his cabinets. He still has not found it yet.)

## Trivia

* Sam’s favorite food is Maple Walnut ice cream.
* Sam is known to hang out with some inkling wearing a hazmat suit. The inkling in question may or may not be hellspawn.
* Sam does not really fear anything, despite his antisocial and introverted personality. Except for death. Everyone fears death.
* Although living in a trailer in the middle of the forest suggests otherwise, Sam has amazing WiFi connection and over 300 hours in Team Fortress 2. God bless his soul.
* Sam is one of the few that knows everything about Alterna and it’s past.
* Sam’s headgear lets him see info on people, their likes and dislikes, exactly what they’re wearing, and lets him see in the dark. It’s debated whether this headgear is necessarily legal, but Sam doesn’t give a crap.
* Sam likes to draw, even though he sucks at it.

## Gallery

Official art of Sam by @ThePersonKnownAsNuggetSam in Splatoon 3. He’s so awesome :)Sam singing Buddy Holly by Weezer