Bowser Jr for hire: Burger King in the USA

## Cast

Bowser Jr-Brian

Randall Weems and King Bob-Eric

Gus Griswald-David/Evil Genius/Zack

Lieutenant Griswald-Dallas

Captain Brad and Jerome-Steven

Captain Brad's angry voice-Shouty

Steven Nguyen-Alan

Police Officer-Wiseguy

Bowser-Scary Voice

Jordan-Joey

## Transcript

Bowser Jr: Man, I can't believe I got grounded for calling Tina the N-Word. Not only that, but also, her business is now going to be destroyed and it's my fault. If I had a job? Where would I work? Got it. I will work at Burger King in the USA.

At Burger King....

Randall Weems comes in.

Bowser Jr: Welcome to Burger King. What can I get you?

Randall Weems: I would like 140 chicken nuggets, 7 vanilla milkshakes, 7 Fries and 14 cheeseburgers.

Bowser Jr: Hold on! Let me stop you right there! You're not getting 140 chicken nuggets, 7 vanilla milkshakes, 7 Fries and 14 cheeseburgers because that's too much junk food!

Randall Weems: Excuse me, but those are not just for me! TJ, Spinelli and The Ashleys are having a party and they invited me! Together, there's seven guests and we're each having 20 chicken nuggets, one vanilla milkshake and two cheeseburgers! We're splitting them invidually!

Bowser Jr: I don't care! Order less or else I will call 911!

Randall Weems (running out): That's it! I'm leaving!

Gus and his father come in.

Bowser Jr: What do you want?

Lieutenant Griswald: We would like to have 300 chicken nuggets, 75 chicken strips, 135 chicken fries, and 30 cheeseburgers.

Bowser Jr: Hold on! Let me stop you right there! You're not getting 300 chicken nuggets, 75 chicken strips, 135 chicken fries, and 30 cheeseburgers! That's too much junk food!

Gus Griswald: Bowser Jr, that's not just for us! King Bob, Tara, Jordan, Jerome and nine of King Bob's guards invited us for a party!

Lieutenant Griswald: Together there's 15 guests so we're going to split the order indivudally!

Bowser Jr: Into how many?

Gus Griswald: 20 chicken nuggets, 5 chicken strips, 9 chicken fries, and 2 cheeseburgers!

Bowser Jr: I don't care if this is for a party! Besides, it costs too much money!

Lieutenant Griswald: Give us our order now!

Bowser Jr: I said no! Get out now!

Lieutenant Griswald (to Gus): Private, let's go to another Burger King!

Gus Griswald: Yes Pop!

Captain Brad comes in.

Bowser Jr: What can I get you?

Captain Brad: I want to have 20 chicken nuggets, large fries, a Coke and a vanilla milkshake.

Bowser Jr: Okay. Your total comes out to $1300.

Captain Brad: What?! That's not the actual price!

Bowser Jr: I told you, you need to pay $1300!

Captain Brad: If you don't tell me the actual price, I will attack you!

Bowser Jr: Pay $1300 now!

Captain Brad: That does it! I will attack you right now!

Bowser Jr: In this case, I must escape!

Bowser Jr runs away and Captain Brad chases after him.

Steven Nguyen: Bowser Jr, get back here right now! Well, at least I can fire him when he's not around!

Bowser Jr runs away and Captan Brad chases after him.

Captain Brad began to chase after Bowser Jr, yelling angrily.

Captain Brad: (AVGN's voice) *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH*! (Shouty's voice) Come back here, you impertinent maggot! I'll get you! I'll get a club to attack you with it!

Captain Brad ran back inside the house.

Bowser Jr: Phew! That was close! I need to lay down.

Inside Captain Brad's house, Captain Brad picked up a mace. Then he went out of the house, and he continued to chase after Bowser Jr.

Bowser Jr: Oh no! Captain Brad's going mad! He's got a club!

Captain Brad: (AVGN's voice) *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH*!

Bowser Jr: I better get away before that madman kills me!

Captain Brad: (AVGN's voice) *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH*!

Jordan and Jerome saw what Captain Brad was doing.

Jordan: Oh no! Captain Brad's going crazy! He's chasing Bowser Jr with a club because he upset him.

Jerome: We better tell King Bob about this!

Jordan: Good idea, let's get King Bob and the police officer together!

Captain Brad kept on chasing after Bowser Jr.

Captain Brad: (Shouty's voice) I'LL CLOBBER YOU GOOD!

Bowser Jr: AAAAAARGH!

Bowser Jr: He's getting as mad as Spinelli! Madman! Madman!

Captain Brad: (Shouty's voice) WHEN I GET YOU, YOU'RE DONE! DO YOU HEAR ME?!! DONE!!! D-O-N-E! DONE! WHEN I CALL THE COPS TO ARREST YOU, YOU'LL BE ROTTING IN JAIL FOR THIS! JUST YOU WAIT! YOU'LL BE SORRY FOR NOT TELLING ME THE ACTUAL PRICE OF MY FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!

Bowser Jr ran as fast as he could.

Captain Brad: (Shouty's voice) YOU WON'T GET AWAY FROM ME THIS TIME, YOU NAUGHTY MAGGOT! STOP RIGHT THERE, SO I CAN ATTACK YOU WITH A CLUB AND BEAT YOU UP!

Bowser Jr: Help! Help! Police, help! Save me! Madman! Madman! He's chasing me with a mace! Do something! That madman's going crazy! Stop that madman before he gets me! Do something, please! Before he kills me!

Then Bowser Jr ran past King Bob and the police officer, and King Bob and the police officer halted Captain Brad.

Police Officer: Stop! Hey, what's going on!?

King Bob: Brad, what's the big idea chasing after Bowser Jr like that!?

Captain Brad: Because he had a job at Burger King in the USA and would not tell me the actual price of my food! Let me at him! Let me at him!

Police Officer: Hey, there's no need to chase after that boy like that! Where did you get the club come from?

Captain Brad: Because he had a job at Burger King but he said my food cost $1300! I had to use the club to chase after that maggot because he said the incorrect price of my food!

Police Officer: Hey! There's no need to do to that boy like that! I think you need to put the club back in your house.

King Bob: And I will take it back to your house! There's no need to get angry or violent to Bowser Jr just because he had a job at Burger King and said the incorrect price of your order!

Captain Brad: (Shouty's voice) LET ME AT HIM! LET ME AT HIM! LET ME AT HIM RIGHT NOW!!!

Police Officer: I'm afraid your rage is getting worse. You have to go to the insane hospital for a while, that will calm you down. You're getting mad and insane. Come with me now.

Captain Brad: Noooooooooooo! Who will someone do my career?!

King Bob: Don't worry, Brad. Eric Foster is going to do your job as a substitute.

Then the police officer took Captain Brad away and sent him to the insane hospital. Then Captain Brad and the police officer entered the insane hospital, and then the police officer showed him the ward.

Police Officer: This is the ward which is where you are staying. Stay there for a while, this is what you get for trying to attack a boy!

After the police officer left, Captain Brad felt guilty.

Captain Brad: It's my own fault. I should have stayed calm or stayed away from the club. I shouldn't have attempted to attack that boy. Safety Rangers, help me.

At home...

Bowser: Bowser Jr, how dare you do bad service at Burger King?!

Bowser Jr: Because Dad, three customers were trying to get excessive amounts of food.

Bowser: Well Son, they were invited to a party! Also, I thought that Burger King was the one chance where you behaved but you got one of your customers sent to the Insane Hospital and got fired! You are grounded grounded grounded grounded for 12 days! Go to your room now!

Back at the Insane Hospital...

Captain Brad: Why me? Why is it that every time King Bob, Jordan, or Jerome tries their best to calm me down, my rage gets the best of me?

Tina: I agree. I want out too.

Captain Brad: Why did you get sent to the Insane Hospital?

Tina: Because the same guy who did poor service at Burger King in the USA called me the N-Word and now I'm going to lose my business.

Captain Brad: That must be Bowser Jr, Dark Bowser's brother. It takes more than rage to get sent to the Insane Hospital.

Tina: I know Captain Brad, just as long as my business doesn't get destroyed.