Season 1 Episode 1

## **Overview**

The first episode of BFW, aired on August 17, 2020.

Referee: John Cena

Commentators: Brendaniel, Ferpy, James, Julia, Minkle, Seabuff, Stebby, Zed

Sponsors:

* **Ray-Ban**: Gamer Gunner Gramer glasses. Only Gamers can wear those, which cost $500. They also have Death Stranding special edition glasses.
* **Wal-Mart**: If you're going to buy barbed wire and fluorescent light tubes, by them at Wal-Mart. The low low prices have gotten lower. Brendaniel coins can be redeemed to get large soda drinks. 1 Brendaniel coin = 1 large soda drink.
* **Meat**
* **5-hour Energy**: Drink 5-hour energy. Drink 5-hour energy! Drink it! It's not a drink, more like a drink.
* **Grand Slamwich**: Make sure you eat your Grand Slamwiches, drink your vitamins and have a wonderful night.
* **Milk**: Delicious and juicy milk. Enjoy the taste of milk.
* **Toilet Company**
* **Bible**: Mmh, tasty.
* **Brendaniel Brand Vapes**

### Match #3

Commissioned by Ferpy in the hopes that one of the two wrestlers would die.

### Match #4

Commissioned by Julia. The line-up cost Brendaniel $50,000 in fees to Dr. Phil, who otherwise threatened to kill him. For this, Brendaniel spit on Dr. Phil's face when he was thrown out of the ring. Phil of the Future was originally supposed to take part in the match, but his place was instead given to CMPunk.

*"20% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated doctor of Phil"* -Minkle, 2020

Battle Royale
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### Match #5

Commissioned by Seabuff. The ring for this match was also designed and built by Seabuff, using the technology of the aliens from Astro Monster, along with Walmart brand barbed wire. Half of the budget for the episode went to the ring, while the other half went to Dr. Phil. It was during this match that Stebby, who had been found and caught by Vince McMahon, in retaliation for kidnapping John Cena to referee for BFW, safely escaped and returned to the commentary desk. During the match, both the audience and John Cena were pumped with metabolic steroids to be as big as the competitors. At 15 minute mark entire ring had exploded, killing Godzilla instantly, making King Kong the winner by default. Following the accident, ring was refurbished and turned into affordable housing.

### Match #6

Sponsored by Walmart.

Run-ins: Soldier 76, assisting unknown as he appeared as the match ended

### Match #7

Sponsored by Milk. Due to the triumph of Goro Majima and Devil Satan, it was determined that all deaths after this match would send the souls straight to hell.

Devil Satan
Jesus Christ

### Match #8

Sponsored by Walmart and Milk. Commissioned by James and called "The Ultimate Evil Match".

### Match #9

This match was given an unlimited time limit. SkiFree Yeti was incorrectly attributed to the eliminations of both Slenderman and Hungry Pumpkin, who were eliminated by Hungry Pumpkin and Chewbacca, respectively. Hungry Pumpkin was killed by Chewbacca during that match.

Battle Royale
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### Match #10

Added last minute by corporate sponsor Pennywise due to the successful ratings of BFW during the broadcast. Described as "Match of the minds". The winner would be booked next week to fight Todd Howard for the Funny Hijinks title.

### Match #11

This match was named "The Battle of the Brothers".

### Match #12

This match was given only a 10 minute time limit, and the victor decided who would be signed onto the BFW roster. Though he lost, Tommy Wiseau's impressive performance granted him a second attempt at a contract deal.

### Match #13

The main event of Season 1 Episode 1. After the first match ended in a draw due to timeout, Brendaniel enlisted the ringside support of Odie, known enemy of Garfield. This match was also the first mention of the clones of Brendaniel.

One Fall
 #2

## **Trivia**

* James lost $20,000 rooting for Uncle Phil during the Fatal Philway.
* Joey Janela was supposed to attend BFW, but was lost in the White Claw superstore indefinitely.
* Commentators aren't paid but are given free plastic Wal-Mart bags.
* John Cena is paid extra in Little Debbie Snack Cakes.
* J. J. Abrams was in the audience, watching and taking notes. In the middle of the death match, he walked up to the commentators' desk, screamed incomprehensibly, and suddenly died.
* The 20-story-ring will be turned into affordable housing.
* During the cage fight, there was what sounded like a gas leak, which lasted for about 11 seconds. To this day, no one knows what it really was.
* The audience commemorated the ritual shouting of "*SPORTS*" during the matches between Xavier vs René Descartes and Brendaniel vs Garfield.