Characters/CosbyDaf

## Micheal Bhey's TRANSFORMERS

* **Not-CosbyDaf**: Enjoying the movie, really, believe us.
* **Shia Lebeouf**: He wanna see his boy
* **Optimus Prime**: Doesn't want to kill the people killing them.
* **Bumblebee**: Woa he got kidnapped but now saved.
* **Bonecrusher** ***(Dies)***: Easily defeated.
* **Megatron**: Sector Seven bought him off eBay.
* **Secretary of Defense**: Lost a poker match with Bumblebee and had to give the Cube.
* **Starscream**: Wants more lives.

## It's A Stone Luigi

* **Mario** ***(Dies)***: Hates those cave people
* **Luigi**: Chiseled a stone.

## Doom: Repercussions of Masturbation

* **John Stalvern**: Became a money shot.
* **John's friend**: Warned John about the dangers of releasing yourself.
* **Playboy magazine**: Encouraged John releasing himself.
* **John's dad**: Tried to stop John.

## Requiem of Spongebob

* **Robert C. Sponge**: Avenged Patrick's death.
* **Patrick** ***(Dies)***: Died at some point in the chest by Squidward
* **Squidward** ***(Dies)***: Shot himself in the head.
* **Mr. Krabs**: Mourned Sponge's death.
* **Sandy**: Also mourned.

## Normal Porn For Normal People

* **Chain letter person**: Someone who sent some people the link.
* **peanut.avi husband**: Gives the peanut.avi dog a peanut butter sandwich.
* **peanut.avi wife**: Makes peanut butter sandwiches.
* **peanut.avi dog**: Sick due to eating peanut butter sandwiches.
* **lickedclean.avi repairman**
* **lickedclean.avi owner**: Licked the washing machine after it was fixed by the repairman.
* **Jimbo**: An obese mime with some emotional problems.
* **Dianna**: Likes playing her violin.
* **dianna.avi masturbator**: A fat man in a chicken mask masturbating.
* **Jessica**: Talks with the cameraman about canoe rides.
* **tounguetied.avi woman**: An elderly woman making out with a mannequin.
* **stumps.avi dancer**: A man with no legs forced to breakdance on a DDR mat.
* **Blonde woman** ***(Dies)***: Someone who was interviewed. Mauled by a monkey.
* **Monkey**: A shaved, starved, and abused monkey.

## The Idol of Zharka

* **James** ***(Dies)***: The appraiser; someone who determines the value of something. Accidentally insulted Zharka, resulting in being burst in to flames.
* **Davis**: Previous owner of the idol.
* **Zharka**: A deity believed by the Tcalans to have created Earth, since only an evil being would create a world with so much pain and suffering.

## NES Godzilla Creepypasta

### Chapter 1

* **Zachary**: Our poor protagonist.
* **Billy**: He gave Zachary a box of cartridges, unbeknownst giving Zachary one hell of a time.
* **Godzilla**: The first playable character.
* **Gezora** ***(Dies)***: He was basically the first sign that things were very, very wrong.
* **Varan** ***(Erased)***: Replaced by Titanosaurus.
* **Titanosaurus** ***(Apparent Death)***: He was never supposed to appear in the game.
* **Moguera** ***(Dies)***: His sprite was twice as large as usual.

### Chapter 2

* **Hedorah** ***(Erased)***: Replaced by Biollante.
* **Biollante** ***(Dies)***: She was never supposed to appear in the game. She is quite accurate; starting in her Rose Form before turning into her Final Form.
* **Moguera** ***(Erased)***: Replaced by Not-Moguera.
* **Not-Moguera** ***(Dies)***: A flying machine with grace.
* **Not-Gezora** ***(Dies)***: A lanky blue alien thing that runs and jumps at a fast pace.
* **Mothra**: The second playable character. She's the weakest character.
* **RED** ***(Dies)***: Partially responsible for all the weird shit that's happening in that Godzilla: Monster of Monsters cartridge.
	+ **Final RED**: The form he takes at the final boss.

### Chapter 3

* **Orga** ***(Dies)***: He was never supposed to appear in the game.
* **Roland Emmerich** ***(Named only)***: He made a bad movie.
* **Face**: Asks a strange assortment of questions.
* **Not-Varan** ***(Dies)***: A backwards creature that shoots heat-seeking missiles from its chest.
* **Not-Hedorah** ***(Dies)***: A horse-bat snake thing

### Chapter 4

* **SpaceGodzilla** ***(Dies)***: He was never supposed to appear in the game.
* **Manda** ***(Dies)***: He was never supposed to appear in the game.
* **Gigan** ***(Erased)***
* **Baragon** ***(Erased)***
* **Anguirus**: How sweet, the main protagonist wanted him playable and guess what?
* **Not-Baragon** ***(Dies)***: A giant skull beast with a minigun.
* **Maguma** ***(Dies)***: He was never supposed to appear in the game.
* **Matango** ***(Named only)***
* **Atragon** ***(Dies)***: Shortly appeared during the fight with Manda.
* **Not-Gigan** ***(Dies)***: Weird green goblin (though not quite a goblin if we compare sizes) that's got very sharp claws.

### Chapter 5

* **Megalon** ***(Dies)***: He was never supposed to appear in the game.
* **Battra** ***(Dies)***: He was never supposed to appear in the game.
* **Mechagodzilla** ***(Dies)***
* **Future Enemy** ***(Unnamed)*** ***(Dies)***: An enemy from the future, and a weird one at that.
* **Toxic mini-boss** ***(Unnamed)*** ***(Dies)***: A protrusion from a toxic lake.
* **Moon Beast** ***(Dies)***: It's a difficult boss battle.
* **Melissa** ***(Ghost)***: The ex-girlfriend of Zachary. Her soul is inside the video game, and Zachary just sells her on the internet just like *that*. Geez.
* **Giant Condor**: Zachary presumes that one enemy is that in the Indigo Cliffs level.
* **Bobblehead eater** ***(Unnamed)*** ***(Dies)***: It liked eating those bobbleheads.
* **Not-Mechagodzilla** ***(Dies)***: A robot on four legs with a human mask. It's got a powerful laser.

### Chapter 6

* **Solomon**: An original playable character. He's the best, apparently. He also served RED at one point in time...
* **White Temple mini-boss** ***(Unnamed)******(Dies)***: It holds the gem needed to complete the level type.
* **Pyramid mini-boss** ***(Unnamed)******(Dies)***: A pair of scorpions made by the power of the sun and three pyramids.
* **Gorosaurus** ***(Dies)***: He was never supposed to appear in the game.
* **Kumonga** ***(Dies)***: He was never supposed to appear in the game.
* **Chimera** ***(Dies)***: A monstrous combination of all the Not-bosses so far.

### Chapter 7

* **Destroyah** ***(Dies)***: He was never supposed to appear in the game.
* **King Ghidorah** ***(Dies)***
	+ **Mecha-King Ghidorah**: He used the power of the glitch to turn into that.
* **Red Angel** ***(Dies)***: She's evil; she summoned enemies.
* **Hybrid** ***(Unnamed)******(Dies)***: A behemoth of sprites, formed from immoral experimentation.
* **Mother** ***(Dies)***: The birthplace of... Bobo.
* **Bobo** ***(Dies)***: A clown bat that serves as a mini-boss.
* **Canidont** ***(Unnamed)******(Dies)***: Weiner dog.
* **Firebrand** ***(Unnamed)******(Dies)***

### Chapter 8

* **Acacius**: The Golden Light, also the only character capable of defeating RED.

## Godzilla Replay

### Prologue

* **Carl**: Our protagonist for this story. He bought the game off of Zach, and he's now going to play it very fun-ey.

### Chapter 2

* **Tundra mini-boss** ***(Unnamed)******(Dies)***
* **Ganimes** ***(Dies)***
* **Ezekiel Zanderfruit**: The first man to walk on the moon, according to a weird alien creature.
* **Kamoebas** ***(Dies)***
* **Usol**
* **Lethar** ***(Dies)***: A guardian of some gate.

### Chapter 3

* **King Kong** ***(Dies)***
* **Reflect admirer** ***(Unnamed)***: A monster that likes looking at themselves.
* **Rodan**: Playable
* **Warlock**: Doesn't want the player to do... something, he doesn't explain.
* **Exalton** ***(Dies)***: A guardian of some gate.

### Chapter 4

* **Ruin smartypants** ***(Unnamed)***: Sad about not being strong.
* **Dr. Robert L. Lawrence**: Holds a journal documenting the "Transcendence Project".
* **Jeremy**: Took part in the "Transcendence Project", but stopped after suffering a seizure brought on by the anomaly in the Godzilla cartridge.
* **Godzilla (1998)**: Appeared as an enemy in a stage.
* **Dagahra** ***(Dies)***
* **Helpful critter** ***(Unnamed)*** ***(Dies)***: He helped Carl defeat Kong, and is brutally zapped by Warlock.
* **Odia** ***(Dies)***: A guardian of some gate. They're a shapeshifter funnily enough.

### Chapter 5

* **King Caesar**: A new playable character.
* **Giant Toad** ***(Dies)***: A mini-boss in the Swamp level type. Explodes upon defeat.
* **Megaguirus** ***(Dies)***
* **Fog mini-boss** ***(Unnamed)***: You could call it that, but it only waves its limbs to call in other enemies.
* **Fog denizen** ***(Unnamed)***: Doesn't want to be interrupted.
* **Salaac** ***(Dies)***: A guardian of some gate.

## Faith Buddies

* **Pinky** ***(Dies)***: The character the show mostly gravitates towards. He's very blunt and dismissive with his answers and lacks any comfort that puppets usually have.
* **Berty** ***(Dies)***: A blue hippo that acts as the dumb character with false conclusions.
* **Gerta** ***(Dies)***: A green bird that acts as the dumb character with false conclusions.
* **Satan**: Uses prison rape to turn men gay... well, according to Pinky.