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Constellations

This work has only been published on Patreon.

“Constellations” is a novelette published on Patreon in 2023. Evan’s night has consequences, and his troubles are multiplying. At least his cats are safe.

## Warning

This story contains explicit expletives, ordinary jerks, and fantasy depictions of the occult and witchcraft.

## Synopsis

Bridger’s night shift at the Special Task Force turned if not exciting, then *interesting* as Anatole’s message about wanting Evan Murphy reached most of their known people under electronic surveillance. Then the stars turned on too.

Evan Murphy took his cats to Sofia for care-taking. Then he tried to deliver the repo’d car, but had a falling out with Brett Arneson over the many irregularities of this specific operation.

The Task Force had a new boss in Sanderson, who had to decide what to do with Bridger and Amber Maddox. It had also gained some new agents as members. The Task Force decided they also had an interest in this Evan Murphy and paid a visit to Arneson Recoveries.

## Appearances

### Characters

* Doug Bridger
* Onyx
* Molly Murray
* Sofia, a friend of Evan’s
* Evan Murphy
* Lily, a cat
* Flip-Top, a cat
* Amber Maddox
* Sanderson, senior FBI agent
* Colleen Nguyen
* Matt Lanier
* Darren Patrick, FBI agent
* Chris Marino, FBI agent
* An unnamed diner server
* George, a security guard at Arneson Recoveries
* Mary, office manager at Arneson Recoveries
* Brett Arneson, owner of Arneson Recoveries
* Message chain
	+ Anatole (mentioned only)
	+ Oscar Torres (mentioned only)
	+ Malcom Hollister (mentioned only)
	+ Dietrich (mentioned only)
	+ Emerald Shadow (mentioned only)
	+ Terry Wallace, a werewolf in San Bernardino (mentioned only)
	+ Killer Six (mentioned only)
	+ Juliet (mentioned only)
	+ November (mentioned only)
	+ Kilo, in Venice Beach (mentioned only)
* Jason Cohen (unnamed, mentioned only)
* Mitu (mentioned only)
* Sunday (mentioned only)
* Christian Miller (mentioned only)
* Frank (unnamed, mentioned only)

### Locations & organizations

* Los Angeles
	+ Special Task Force
	+ Sofia’s apartment
	+ Arneson Recoveries
* Seattle
	+ House 12573

## Continuity

The story is set in the world of Good Intentions but is unconnected to the main storylines. It is set before summer. With the reveal of new members of the Special Task Force, it can be assumed that the story is set sometime after *Past Due*.

## Theories

It can be assumed that several of the names of supernatural beings mentioned are either aliases or handles assigned by the Special Task Force. It is unknown if Sunday was one of those mentioned.

This story confirms that Jason Cohen intends to move to Los Angeles.

It is unknown who financed the Lamborghini and called for its repossession. However, both Brett and Evan believe them shady and that they have international connections.

## Publication history

“Constellations” was published on Elliott Kay’s Patreon on October 1, 2023.
Mitu

A supernatural being, possibly connected to the stars. She first appeared in “God on the Run”.

## Biography

Mitu was active and had followers on the mortal plane and Earth before the angels gained dominance, and likely also before the creation of Hell. She hid rather than join either Heaven or Hell. In the end, a single carved idol held her tied to Earth. The idol was held by Cornelius until his death at the Battle of the Bus Tunnel, after which it was claimed by Anatole.

When Evan Murphy was trapped and beaten in the storeroom where Mitu was kept, she saw a chance for them to escape together. After they had fought free of the house, Evan released her to roam the stars.⁠

## Relations

In the above Evan is described as Mitu’s client, but this is not necessarily the best expression of their relationship. Mitu likely provides ready access to supernatural powers to Evan, but there has been no indication that she will ask anything from him in return or even can continue to communicate with him. Her goodbye to him seemed final to them both.⁠

## Abilities

Even trapped, Mitu had powers of soul sensing and healing. Released from her box, she could empower Evan with several supernatural powers.⁠

## Theories

It is unknown which type of being that Mitus is or was, but it is likely that she was worshipped as some form of pagan God or equivalent. She herself said that she had “much in common with the angels”.⁠

The release of Mitu caused “something big” to happen to the night sky over Los Angeles, and possibly all over Earth. At least for people with some kind of second sight, the stars are much more visible than they used to be.⁠ The effect is localized, with a radius of circa 125 miles.⁠ It is possible that it is centered on Evan.

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 “God on the Run”
2. ↑ “Celestial Navigation”
3. ↑ “Constellations”
Darling and Friends Wiki

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Anastacia Kanatova

A powerful vampire lord and the leader of the Seattle vampire community. She first appeared in *Good Intentions*.

## Biography

Anastacia Illyana Kanatova (Russian: Анастасия Ильяна Канатова), usually known as Lady Anastacia, was born and grew up in Russia at some unknown time.⁠ She was among the best-connected and most influential vampires in North America and was the only vampire on the American west coast powerful enough to resist Lord Cornelius.⁠⁠

She held great influence in the Shadows of Seattle and was attempting to increase this when she was contacted by Lydia.⁠⁠ This led to an uneasy alliance with Lydia, Baal, and the Brotherhood of Apollo aimed against Lorelei. The abduction of Lorelei and Alex was followed by the Battle of Blackthorne Manor.⁠ Anastacia was killed during the battle.⁠

Her sudden disappearance caused great concern among both the FBI Special Task Force and the North American vampire communities.⁠⁠

## Trivia

Anastacia’s name does not fully conform to Russian naming practices. *Anastacia* and *Kanatova* are the given name and surname per the practice, but *Illyana* should properly be a patronymic instead. If Anastacia’s father had been named Ilya, then her patronymic would be *Ilyinichna*.

It is likely that the name *Illyana* is borrowed from Illyana Rasputina of the X-Men.

*Anastacia* is of Greek origin, and means “she of the resurrection”, which is more than a little ironic as a name for a vampire.

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1  *Good Intentions*, chapter 13
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1  *Natural Consequences*, Prologue
3. ↑ 3.0 3.1  *Natural Consequences*, chapter 2
4. ↑  *Good Intentions*, chapter 14
5. ↑  *Good Intentions*, chapter 16
6. ↑  *Good Intentions*, chapter 17
Daniel (Practitioner)

This article is about Practitioner. For other uses, see Daniel.

A Practitioner and member of the International circle, based in the International District of Seattle. He first appeared in “Outsourced”.

## Biography

Yumi was the adept of one of the members of the International circle, and just a few years out of high school. His mentor was killed during the Battle of the Casino, and he was taken in by the circle as a whole.

In late March he was kidnapped by a rival circle of Practitioners in order to blackmail some magical items out of the International circle. In response, they quickly recruited Alex, who managed a successful hostage rescue.⁠
Leon (Practitioner)

This article is about the Practitioner. For other uses, see Leon.

A Practitioner and the leader of the Light. He first appeared in *Personal Demons*.

## Biography

Leon founded the Spartan Light of Unconquered Cascadia in preparation for an expected doomsday, and based it at a compound owned by Coot in the Cascades east of Seattle. He turned the Light into a capable paramilitary force. His son Aaron was also a member. Several years ago he sought the help of Elizabeth Van Dalen in finding power from other planes, but was rebuffed by her.⁠

His attempts were however answered by the demon Evelyn. With her assistance he murdered Elizabeth a few years later.⁠

He and the Light were invited to the meeting of Seattle’s Practitioners in January.⁠ He led them during the Battle of the Casino and the following Battle of Suite 1705. After the latter battle he was arrested by the Special Task Force.⁠

## References

1. ↑  *Personal Demons*, Prologue
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1  *Personal Demons*, chapter 25
3. ↑  *Personal Demons*, chapter 4
@hanzspearman

@hanzspearman is a parody account that loves parodying.

The user behind the account used to use Twitter barely, usually was just on Reddit, until sometime at the end of august, he joined the HS Parody Community!

He started gaining followers, he was happy to see people follow him!

Now, he sits at around 350 followers.

Thank you all.
Demoflower

**Demoflower Basics:**

Demoflower is a terrifying amalgamation of a Demoman from the hit game Team Fortress 2, and a sunflower from the hit series ‘Nature’. How this oddly friendly creature came to be is unknown to all besides itself, and it doesn’t share much about it’s origin. Only sometimes hinting at it’s way of creation, like how ‘blood magic’ seems to come up.

**Personality:**

This odd being is very friendly and is often seen on twitter complimenting and encouraging others. Quoted as saying, “You’re doing good lad!” Or “Bloody Brilliant!” on many users tweets. When it comes to twitter drama Demoflower is neutral unless the drama contains illegal activity. In which its safe to say they usually post a picture of themselves wearing a police cap and wielding a pistol. It is unknown of Demoflower is actually part of the police...

**Content of Twitter:**

Demoflower’s content mostly is made of four things which include: Images of Demoflower, Team Fortress 2, Memes, and the occasional Eyebleach.

**Other Flowers? (Engiflower):**

This creature seems to have proof of a whole team of flower mercenaries. The only proof we have of this as in one of their follower specials a creature known as Engiflower hacked their account. Engiflower is a apparently michivous and stole Demoflower’s laptop, posting toast-related images and replies for one and a half days. Engiflower being a mix of a Engineer from hit game Team Fortress 2 and a type of currently unknown darker-yellow flower. Demoflower has stated that Engiflower has a crippling toast addiction, from the looks of their posts this is believed to be true.

**DESERT ROSE~!:**

On many occasions Demoflower has revealed they have a stand by the name of DESERT ROSE. It is a sentient stand who does not listen to their user, often stealing scrumpy and ignoring commands. Recently they have achieved REQUIEM form: dawning a purple colored flower, a purple Tavish Degroot Experience hat, and drinking a Scottish Handshake bottle instead of a normal bottle o’ scrumpy.

**More..?:**

For now this article is unfinished as this creature is still active on Twitter and Discord.
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Chatter

A troll’s troll. He first appeared in *Run Like Hell*.

## Biography

Chatter worked in the dungeon as Olen Zuck’s gaoler, and was infamous there.⁠ He survived the encounter with the Crew and then hid from the raiding adventurers. Afterwards he reached Zition where he attempted to ingratiate himself to Karana and spread word about the actions of the Crew. ⁠ With a few allies he tried to stop the attempt by the Crew to close a transdimensional portal, wanting to make an alliance with the devouring power himself.⁠

Chatter’s current whereabouts and actions are unknown. He is infamous for using every sort of bad faith argument that can work in his favor.

## Abilities

As all trolls, Chatter is very strong and has immense regenerative powers. He is very capable at obstructionist debate tactics, finding weak spots amongst his audience and exploiting them verbally.

## References

1. ↑  *Run Like Hell*, chapter 3
2. ↑  *Nowhere to Run*, chapter 7
3. ↑  *Nowhere to Run*, chapter 10
Bosniak-Skittles conflict

The Bosniak-Skittles conflict was when the terrorist group known as The Bosniaks thought it was strong enough to tackle a big threat. They attacked for 5 minutes but then skittles did not react and they got bored and one of them said war was gay, and they all agreed to stop war, because it was gay. (spoiler: they didn't)
Darling

Amy (Sister)

### Friends

Riolu, Sagwa, Sheegwa, Jibanyan, Chi, Marie, Duchess, Luna, Bunnicula, Francis, Rosie, Mitzi, Raymond, Oliver, Garnet, Eli, Princess, Millie, Allie, Kimba, Kitty, Blinx, Gwendolyn

**Darling Snowblossom** is a puffy, snow white cat.

## Physical Appearance

Darling is a long-haired, fluffy molly with white fur, light blue eyes, pink bows, permanent blush, a pink nose, and a pink collar with a yellow heart charm.

## Personality

Darling is charming and loving, but tends to be a bit bratty at times.

## Backstory

Darling was born to Jessietabby, a domestic cat living in an apartment. She was born alongside her siblings, Creme, Ricky, and Amy, all pure white cats contrary to Jessietabby's brown tabby appearance. Nonetheless, Jessietabby loved her kittens very much. At 5 months old, she lost her sisters in a coyote attack and her mother had fleed, and she was now alone with her brother in an alley way, alone, miserable, and abandoned. However, with Darling's perseverance and strength, and Ricky's skills and talents, they managed to survive until their mother found them once again. Currently, Darling is a 17-year-old kitty enjoying life to the fullest with her friends and family.

## Powers & Abilities

Darling's powers are as follows:

* Star Magic
* Music Aura
* Angel Voice (w/ Chorus Pendant)
* TBA

## Forms

Darling's forms are as follows:

* Cat form
* Alolan Vulpix form
* Sylveon form
* Villager form (Animal Crossing)
* Jewelpet form
* Yo-Kai form
* Human form
* Meowstic form
* Mimiga form
* Fox form
* Nimbat form
* Bat form
* Wolf form
* Wocky form
* Dog form
* Bunny form
* Mouse form

## Favorite Things

* Swimming
* Inflation
* Video Games
The Robins

He started out as just a simple bird who loved top hats, was fucking rich, owned a school, a factory, and other businesses, then later on he found his best friend, Spycrab who still accompanies him to this day.

Eventually he created his first clone named Bloodbin who trapped him in the basement while he went out and started to kill all of his friends his reasoning for this is still unknown but after killing Dimentio he just stopped trying and let Robin free.

But Robin didn't stop at one clone because right after Bloodbin came Robin made niboR who was a lot stronger then both Robin, and Bloodbin.

Shortly after the creation of niboR robin also created Pyro just like the pyro from TF2 but as a bird and he loves fire a lot more.

One day all the Robin's woke up to see they have been turned into humans and couldn't figure out how to turn back so they just rolled with it and that's how you see the Robin's you know to this very day.

It wasn't long before Robin got into trouble again becoming an alcoholic and also he was captured by Gaster who turned Robin into a slime like creature who was supposed to cause damage and make other people like him but after Gaster was defeated they freed Robin and kept the slime creature who you all now know as Slimebin.

Dr R from a completely different universe would then go on to adopt Slimebin and he treats him just like any normal child he even lets him help on some of the experiments and tests he does. He also occasionally works with Benry a god when he has all his passports.

Later on Robin created more clones known as Raven and Crow but no one really knows a lot about them for now. Maybe someday they will get something important for them.

And not that long ago Robin found out that if anyone snaps around him he turns into his alter ego Mr.R who is basically terrible at anything he does, he is a ginormous coward, and doesn't even know of the powers he has
Javier

An angel and the Dominion of Seattle. He first appeared in *Past Due*.

Javier replaced Rachel as Dominion of Seattle after the Battle of the Casino and the Battle of Suite 1705.⁠⁠ He continued with several of Rachel’s policies.

He has made a pass at Rachel, which she declined.⁠ She however thinks well of him.⁠⁠

## References

1. ↑  *Personal Demons*, chapter 25
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1  *Past Due*, chapter 5
3. ↑  *Past Due*, chapter 6
4. ↑  *Past Due*, chapter 28
Can You Don't

Can You don't is a little turkish cocksucker, annoying ass motherfucker from Turkey, he is the worst member of The Taliban, and i think he sucks everyone off even me! the mf has a small penis so he makes fun of other people like Retards who masturbate to loli porn, he can't win against anyone and he gets fucked on the regular, what a bitch

"A message to you, Rudy

oh it's a message to you Rudy

yeah it's a message to you rudy"

-The Specials on A Message to You, Rudy, originally titled "A message to you cockroach"
OriginSonicEXE

OriginSonicEXE was made in October 2022 and didn't really get a following until participating in the Skybound battle grounds with SANIC\_HEGEHOG (@0BEY\_WEEGEE) Fleetway Sonic (Now known as Android 17 @1infiniteEnergy) Coldsteel (@FUCKY0UKEVIN) Sonic the Hedgehog (Now known as Sonow the hedgehog @Speedhog7) Mecha\_Sonic (@Mecha\_sOnic) Frisk the fallen Human (Now known as "The player" @Fallenh\_man) super mario... (@Immovable\_Objec) Es and Chris (Now known as Es + Liquid Chris @TheOnly1Es) and lastly Makoto Yuki (@Haha\_Funny\_Door) +Plus OriginSonicEXE themself, they went under the team name "Team Fursona" and now, OriginSonicEXE sits at a comfortable 211 Followers (at the time of writing this wiki page), after Team Fursona disbanded OriginSonicEXE starting making more lore for the character and Parody Twitter itself and later brought in the characters known as "OriginTailsEXE" and "TheOriginalSonic" (name taken from takeover event but its more known as Captured Normal Sonic in OriginSonicEXE's parody twitter drive)

Fun facts and lore about OriginSonicEXE and it's other characters (said by writer of OriginSonicEXE themself)

1. Captured Normal Sonic's eyes are cyan to tell OriginSonicEXE and captured Normal Sonic apart 2. Origin and captured normal Sonic both stream on Twitch 3. OriginSonicEXE was a parody of the actual original Sonic.exe from 2011 but later changed it before Skybound started for the reasons of J.C being a bad person and the writer wanted to make lore for OriginSonicEXE anyway 4. OriginSonicEXE is Non-Binary 5. OriginSonicEXE is still evil except 6. OriginSonicEXE and Captured Normal Sonic don't like the original Sonic.exe from 2011 because of the type of person J.C is 7. OriginSonicEXE hunted down the Sonic.exe from the Nightmare Sonic.exe series for sport 8. Captured Normal Sonic is canonically is transgender FtM (Female to Male) anyother notes to add to OriginSonicEXE will be added at a later date
Posty (Judaiky)

Posty formerly Judaiky is an Israeli social media managed by a mysterious retarded rabbi named Eli, aka PostyAdmin.

the site was raided by Al Qaeda, and later became rundown and completely shitty. Osama Bin Laden was the main honcho behind the app’s rise, and not because of some weird ass dumb ass British no teeth faggot named Happy Man, Jeffery Epstein and Elon Musk were all in the site as well.

the site has over 20000 billion dollars in debt, and used to generate 10 trillion dollars before. In recent years despite the site being hacked by gay Femboy Nazis it has remained up and running sadly.
𝔏𝔲𝔠𝔦𝔣𝔢𝔯 (ℭ𝔢𝔬 𝔬𝔣 ℌ𝔢𝔩𝔩)

Evelynn joined the Parody community on August 13th, 2020 around 1:30 am, taking over her boyfriend, Chase's account after he got into major twitter drama. Since then the new owner, Evelynn, has tried her best to make sure she fits in with the rest of Parody Twitter. Since then Chase was kicked off the Twitter account, unable to make a new account due to being IP banned and clowned on by the Parody community.

## Appearances

#### **About her**

She also owns @LoserCatYumeko [1] and @LilDocandSeal [2]. She is a poop. Even though she is genderfluid, she prefers to go by she/them for now. She likes to play her favorite video games Minecraft, TF2, Payday 2, Animal Crossing: New Horizons, and FNAF. Despite being a Lucifer parody, her favorite Helltaker character is Modeus. She had two plushies that she calls her sons, Tachonka and PD (he has no official name yet). Her favorite animal is either a fox or a seal. She also simps over Hawks from BNHA.

~~I swear if someone finds my account from 2017, don't follow me or comment, because my dad follows that account~~

#### **Recent Drama**

On September Evelynn, Tom Tucker, and Sensational Spiderman revealed that all of Alice's previous claims of being 20, a trans-female, and her name being Alice, were false. In reality, Alice was a 15 year old boy named Chase, who lied to the community for months on end. She then revealed multiple other things Chase had done, like saying the n-word, being toxic to fellow server members, death threats, jacking off to erp, and got extremely mad over one piece of Hazbin Hotel fan-art. Evelynn and Chase broke up on September 9th, due to their relationship becoming extremely toxic. Evelynn was then sent to the hospital, for reasons she'd like to keep private, and has since been ok. After the breakup, Evelynn changed the password to MissCEOofHell, kicking Chase off for good.

Chase returned to Twitter as Ultron, an account Evelynn gave him. Following a week after the breakup, I don't remember what I wrote here but I'll fit it later.

* pee
* pee
* poop
* pee
Post-Group Era

Basically 2022 and 2023, not much happened because group finally died...besides that Elon Musk became the new CEO of Twitter, which he renamed to X because he loves femboy porn....Ukraine got fucked in the ass hard....Israel did too.

And that's it, the group's finally dead, no more wars, no more squabbles, no more anything. THANK GOD.
JustAStickmin

JustAStickMin is a Twitter parody account playing Henry Stickmin. It also has some of the owner's own words on the Twitter most of the time also. He is married to @EllieParody and has a kid, Child Ellie Rose.

JustAStickmin started out as the owner himself tweeting. Then, he entered the SU fandom, which he described as toxic. Around late August he entered the Stickmin fandom and changed his username to ItsAStickmin, which had 300 followers before the account was suspended. During an RP with a Charles Calvin account, Henry made a threat in the RP, which caused Twitter to permanently suspend his account. He then made a new account named JustAStickmin and word of him getting suspended, which would later happen to other parody accounts in the fandom.

The Eli Clan is now on Twitter. JustAStickmin's first tweet before being occupied by JustAStickmin.

Hey guys, so this currently gonna be “out of character” tweet. I was itsastickmin until twitter “blew up” my account because I made a threat that was not legitimate cause it was being used in matter of roleplay and I was in character. Retweet this and help me, I guess. JustAStickmin's tweet on his suspension, when the account became what it is today.

On November 13, 2020, JustAStickmin left Twitter, and went to his @RealEliRose account, to play Eli, a character who is a friend of Henry and the basis is that it is a male version of Ellie Rose. Eli went on to date and marry @ellierosegov, however, on November 15 Eli's author was getting tired, so @ellierosegov is now a duo account with Ellie and Eli on it.

JustAStickmin was also leaving because two people, @LetMeSewerside and @SlayerParody, bullied them to the point of leaving Twitter and Discord entirely. https://twitter.com/reaiellierose/status/1323190838843854848?s=21The intentions were because @LetMeSewerside was mad that JustAStickmin stole Child Ellie Rose and made a character called “Female Child Eli Rose”, and Stealing someone’s Eli OC.
Elon Musk

Elon Musk is not the owner of Twitter just yet, but even then he probably will suck at his new job, like all twitter CEOs.

his acquisition of the site will begin his decline into degeneracy, as any moron who even thinks about working at this site will pay the price, just ask Jack Dorsey.

Elon’s big “funds” will prevent him from getting convicted for raping kids and jerking off to child porn, but that’s what happens when you’re so rich.
The Bosniaks war against OOCE

In August of 2020, The Young group chat known as The Bosniaks declared war against a haha funny maymay account, due to the GC's leader Redacted apparent insanity, many said it was unwinnable...but they won and OOCE paid a price of 600 femboy slaves (followers) and 500,000 shekels, as such the bosniaks became an officially recognized terrorist organisation with ties to osama bin laden and hamas, Twitter were put on notice but didn't care much because Jack likes femboy porn.
Jack Dorsey

Jack Dorsey is a gay and dictator corrupt global leader of the planet known as twitter. He is about 500 years old. He has banished 100,000 twitter users a year most notably cursedchest and Celtic (he can never fully get rid of cursed and , ironically he unsus'd celtic's accounts at some point, but celtic's sanity was already back at that point so he left twitter) he also loves cp

SECTION 500 OF THE TWITTER RULES:

section 500 of the twitter rules pretty much says that Jack Doresy likes cp and zoophila, and much more

Jack co-wrote the song Little Girls with Danny Elfman, but unlike Danny, Jack meant it.

"I, I, I love little girls

They make me feel so good

I love little girls

They make me feel so bad

When they're around

They make me feel like I'm the only guy in town

I love little girls

They make me feel so good"

Ironically, he has never met Jeffery Epstein, but he has met Osama Bin Laden

تم تفجير جاك دورسي من قبل أدريان أثناء محاولته مداهمة مجمع البوشناق

also he tried to invade the bosniaks home in Operation Bird Attack

On November 29th, 2021, a date that will live in GLORY....Jack stepped down as CEO of Twitter and left Twitter for GOOD! his reason for leaving was: "well they can't charge me, if I don't work at Twitter anymore!" Jack is still the CEO of Square. Some have suggested that Jack stepped down to his failure to eliminate a certain kind of pest, but that's unlikely. here's an extract from Jack's farewell speech:

"Therefore, I shall resign as CEO effective at noon tomorrow. Chief Technology Officer Argawal will be sworn in as CEO at that hour in this office."-Jack Dorsey, 2021.
@Kamek isCool

Kamek & Friends is an account on twitter that consists of 15 characters, Kamek, Rayman, Crash Bandicoot, Polterkitty, the Rabbids, the Phantom of the Bwahpera, Garren (a pikmin 4 oc), Isabelle, Heavy (from Knuckles' Chaotix, not TF2), a Minecraft Armadillo, Maw-Ray, a Dry-Bones, a Revver, Odie, Sackboy, and MagicTurtle90 (the writer).

This page is a W.I.P.
Archer

Archer is satan! he killed so many people in the SCU, and almost destroyed the Universe....his insanity was established when Redacted found a gif of him in bosnia, he later said that "my penis can only get this erect" possibly in response to him raping bosniak women.

Archer killed Ben Shapiro in a fur suit, Bosnianumber1, and even became friends with Gary Coleman and Toast.

here are some notable quotes:

"my penis can only get so erect"

"i'm getting wet thinking about it"

"the holocaust DID happen, shut up libtards!"

"when i told my mother i wanted to be a domestic terrorist, she told me to bury 500 bodies"

"ese un pendjo, que stupido"

"I hate allah, allah is gay and lame and sucks my fat balls"

"I support serbia"

"Follow @jack for epic tips on how to be a twitter star"

"people that aren't neo nazis are gay and retarded"

"I blew Ronald Regan"

"Pogger isn't funny, and redacted should stop trying to hide behind that turk account, we see all we know all"

"I think i chopped up 60 people with a helicopter"
September

September had many dumb events like The Bosniaks's squabbles, Bosniak-Skittles conflict, and ofc MrBracha's death.

It basically predicted the complete collapse of the bosniaks and Bosnianumber1, as two of it's members Not a Celtics Fan (Celtic) and Bashar al Assad both encountered suspension problems, however Assad would end up surviving that (cant say the same about celtic though).

The third bosniak gc died due to Osama Bin Laden.
Bashar al Assad

ODST aka Bashar al Assad is the leader of Syria and ironically a founding member of ISIL, ODST has had a sad record of getting sus'd by twitter, but thankfully he managed to solve that issue quite quickly.

Assad famously had many of the fictional characters he didn't make appear in the SCU, including NATO MAN aka THE DEVIL, nato man is well known for being the main bad person of the entire thing eventually almost destroying half the planet until he died thanks to stockman

Ironically Bashar died in the SCU, however he did die in 2001, instead of 2025 so...
October

October was shit, holy shit was it shit.

Kevin The Purger along with FashSlash or SlashFash mass reported Bosnianumber1 leading to the death of bosnia on the 21st, Not a Celtics Fan (Celtic) was in suspension hell, and now redacted was there as well, this month was predicted by September, and is now known as LGBT History month, i mean spooky monthi mean Bosnia Memorial Month
@CriminalStick

" *So this is Twitter... cool! Also, I can talk now! "*

@CriminalStick's first tweet, when they weren't an HS account.

@CriminalStick is a Henry Stickmin parody account from the Henry Stickmin universe. He were originally brought to the world of parody twitter via his friends, who were using the app since he used to be on amino. So, he made an account and from June and July was Teen Sonic. But the account just used ooc for most of it. So, He had an idea.

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The idea was to make an annoymous parody based on om-nom from mobile game series cut the rope. Soon enough, his newest account (@candylovingguy) was created.

But after a while of getting barely any followers and only really rping (yes, you read that.) with 2 people, he decided to change.

After seeing the Henry stickmin universe, he made the account’s 1’st change.

He changed his @ to OneCoolCop and proceeded to do random things, but then, he got bored of it again. He changed it to a duo account (TwoCoolPeople) and things were going swimmingly.

The cop (who was a Henry stickmin oc) didn’t go well with om nom, so he decided to scratch it entirely and become Henry.

He have been gaining 100 followers per day, currently sitting at more then 500.

his twitter friends are / were

@EllieParody

@GreatestPlanMan

@ParodyPapryus

and the now deactivated @PinkBallOfDeath.

One last thing, the account is Ran By @MadmanWhoTweet.
Hapoel Tel Aviv

Hapoel Tel Aviv is gay and leftist, and if you support them you're not only homosexual, you must love arabs! YOU FUCKING FAKE JEW! FAKE ISRAELI! (all hapoel fans are confirmed to be self-hating Jews)

"Leftism is a disease on this country, anyone who says otherwise is retarded"-A wise man

Hapoel fans are all secretly working for Shin Bet, and one of them killed the prime minister.

Hapoel Tel Aviv fans real (pictured over there)

Hapoel's last league title was when the messiah came back and when will the messiah come back? when the prime minister is a Yemenite. and when will that happen? when women stop being useless sluts. and when will that happen? when they stop selling G-Strings to 13 year olds. and when will that happen? soon i hope
Rivers Coumo

Jesus Christ aka Allah aka Muhammad aka Buddha aka Jehovah aka Rivers Coumo is the frontman of the alt rock band weezer, he is also GOD.

"ANYONE WHO LISTENS TO WEEZER WILL BE SAVED

LISTEN TO ISLAND IN THE SUN OR DIE"- The Weezer bible

Rivers is associated with the terrorist group Boko Haram

He is bisexual as he confessed to dressing up as women in the song "Hash Pipe", he is also into asian women:

"**Well, I suppose that halfway through writing the album, I started to realize or become aware of a pattern in my life that I seem to be having a lot of disastrous encounters with half Japanese girls. And then it developed into disastrous encounters with Asian girls of all sorts. Yeah, I suppose it’s fair to say that I’m fascinated by Asian girls [grimaces]. For some reason, they’re particularly beautiful to me. I don’t know why"**

despite this Rivers is still a virgin.
Kevin The Purger

Kevin the Purger (first one) was a fake account made by Israeli faggot, who made kevin a 12 year old retard who lives in heavner, OK.

the more real one was some black Ethiopian guy named Kevin who mass reported Bosnianumber1, and basically caused a bunch of suspensions.

he is possibly one of the most polarizing, if not straight up hated people on twitter.

Kevin is currently in hiding, but like Osama Bin Laden he will eventually die, presumably killed by Syria or Bashar al assad.

he is also openly gay, and probably mocked a lot
@EllieParody

*According to my calculations, the next time Henry uses a teleporter he is going to go to Brazil. Be cautious, Henry.*

@EllieParody's first tweet.

@EllieParody is an Ellie Rose parody account from the Henry Stickmin universe. The owner is @BruhItself and is actually male. The account started on August 13th 2020. The account started off with a teleporter-Brazil related joke, warning Henry about using a teleporter. The other HS parody accounts noticed the account almost instantly, adding it to their group chat.

The account's jokes have gotten dry over time, but are still able to make *some* people laugh. The account has a noticeable hatred toward Charles for "Being Henry's #1." This Ellie loves The account's follower count is around 2400 currently. Married to JustAStickmin.

**The Stick Behind The Slaughter**

The Stick Behind The Slaughter is @EllieParody's 2020 halloween costume. It is Ellie, but drawn to look like the man behind the slaughter/purple guy.
Olivia

Office manager at Keating & Rose.

After receiving a complaint from Susan about Alex flirting with Stephanie, Olivia fired Stephanie and made a sexual advance against Alex as a condition for taking his side against Susan. After Alex turned down her advance, she fired Alex.

According to Rachel and her guardian, she had made similar sexual advances with threats of firing before.⁠
2022

Yeah 2022 has only one month, and it's not even over yet so we can't judge 2022....FOR NOW

2022 will be the first year without Jack Dorsey as CEO of Twitter, he stepped down at the end of 2021.

2022 will also be the second year of the group's existence, whether or not more people will join is uh very unlikely.

Last but not least 2022 will also be 2020 2! HAHAHAHA....hahaha...ha......HA

may update I really cannot tell you a single that has happened
@PumpkinEating69

@PumpkinEating69 Is a parody of Peter Griffin who started parodying July 2019

Peter is well known for the following: Being Gay, Being Homophobic, Being Misogynistic, Family Guy Bowling, Whippa Nae Nae, Being Based, Being Jesus' Best Friend, Getting Insane Amounts Of Pussy, Peanut Butter Jelly Time, Love Among Us, Love Fishing, Not Horny, King Kong Supporter, The "Ninja Take The L" Gif, Really Hates Women, And Being So Really Incredibly Sexy
Chip Chop (mrclean)

Michael aka Chip Chop is the left hand man of The Bosniaks. Formerly known as MrClean, he and Joe Biden once tried to run for vice president and president, sadly only Joe would win. Chip Chop used to be the enemy of Bosnianumber1, but because Michael blew redacted, they made peace and became friends.

he has fought in many wars including The Bosniaks war against OOCE, and The Bosniaks-Java Sok War, in both wars he won a combined 50 battles thanks in large part to the propaganda made by Celtic.

he received many honors but became bored of being in the degenerate bosniak group so he left.
Popcin

Uzbekistan aka Popcin was a homosexual skirt wearing fucker who slit his wraists after his family left him

jk he died because of a terrorist attack, sadly though it seems his family ended up dying as well meaning they couldn't bury him

Popcin is well known for his retarded jokes about sucking cock, to the point where I actually wanted to kill him at some point (not true, that was a different person).

surprise surprise he is a Bosniak, but due to the aforementioned terrorist attack, not much has been heard from him.

May he rest in Israel
Best song ever

here it is for your enjoyment

BAM BAM BADAM BADAM BADAM BADAAAAM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AYYYYYYYAHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHH

badam badam bam

I remember you from a bright and fresh spring day

And since then I knew very well that I would not give up

Because you were in my eyes every day and every night

You were to me like an angel of God out of the fog.

I wanted to ask for your hand, I wanted to tell you

A love secret in my heart is guarded by every guard

I wanted to tell you that I loved it and it was over

But I didn't dare even when it was already late.

You are my world at dawn, you are mine all day

You are my world at night the dream

You are in my blood, in my soul and in my heart

The sweet fragrance of the flower in my garden.

Since then you have gone a long, gloomy day

In vain do I want to forget and ignore

Come back quickly because without you my world is desolate

Vocal strings and silent violins sounded

You are my world at dawn, you are mine all day

You are my world at night the dream

You are in my blood, in my soul and in my heart

The sweet fragrance of the flower in my garden.

BADAM BADMAM BAM BAM
8-Ball

10th Prime Minister of Grenada, taking office in 2058 (although held a high level of authority since 2021). May have been contributor to the start of the Third World War. Has access to nuclear codes, alongside the ability to time travel.

8-Ball's known appearance as of August 2021, appearing as a gay, little sentient black mushroom
Ukraine

Bread aka Ukraine, is the owner of the Ukraine parody account which surprisingly survived the parody genocide, as the name suggests Ukraine's account hated russia and it's leader Vlad Putin, due to this Bread is wanted by the Russian Goverment for taking the side of the Ukrainians, he is also wanted by the CCP for mentioning Taiwan once.

he is a member of both The Taliban, and The Islamic State of the Levant

also unlike the entirety of the bosniaks, he is straight, so straight he couldn't even prevent his back from NOT breaking

he also has an obsession and possible gay crush on President Calvin Coolidge.

He really wants to get fucked by Calvin Coolidge hard in his anus, he wants to suck his 9 inch dick because he’s a closeted homosexual with severe bottom tendencies. Bread’s obsession has become a full blown closeted gay crush, and there is no turning back from the fact he is a necrophille.
Estevanlol

Estevanlol is a closeted homosexual jewish lawyer, his real name is Moses Ben Matthew (Moses son of matthew), he was also the former owner of Bosnianumber1 and became it's legal advisor to prevent any lawsuits from happening and to prevent any of its members for getting arrested for domestic terrorism. his relationship with Glacierbruh may have allowed him to accomplish far more than he could've in his boring jewish life.

Estevan didn't get circumcised, however he did serve in the IDF and killed 500 Palestinian citizens, he is currently wanted by twitter due to his associations with The Bosniaks.
Arby's

Peyton aka Arby's is the main figure behind The Bosniaks war against OOCE, as such he was a founding member of The Bosniaks, he was also the main figure behind The Bosniaks-Java Sok War, as he tweeted about them.

He was actually back stabbing OOCE despite this he has never gotten any backlash, although he did get sus'd once.

Arby's is also probably gay, but this is a given at this point.
Bosnianumber1

BOSNiA COMMITED WAR CRIMES AGAINST CROATIA

in 1959, Bosnian troops took over the city of Split and ransacked it causing many people to be displaced and killed.

Bosnia was never punished for this, but the hit song "How the years have passed" by Zohar Argov (translated with links underneath) should tell you how impactful it was.

How the years have passed

but i'll remember the days

when we were lovers

she swore promises

and in the name of the holy ones

gave me her youth

And all of a sudden

oh this accursed day

i wish this was a dream

my friend informed me

that saw her in certainty

in secret with another

And since then i've become blind

all my world is covered in darkness

because my friends ridiculed me

i'm better off dead than living

where will i go, where will i flee

how can i forgive, how can i forget

how can i forget

She didn't say a thing to me

i couldn't identify a stranger

not even in a cruel world

i didn't know why

she went away, disappeared

and my soul with her

And my warm home

so alone, neglected

even the song within was silenced

what is left, what remains

still today i'm gloomy

and at night, at night cold

And since then i've become blind

all my world is covered in darkness

because my friends ridiculed me

i'm better off dead than living

where will i go, where will i flee

how can i forgive, how can i forget

how can i forget

DONT FORGIVE BOSNIAN WAR CRIMES NEVER FORGET NEVER FORGIVE NEVER FORGET NEVER FORGIVE.

"*Until we kill those retarded bosniaks and chetniks, there won't be peace on this Earth*"-A genius

Bosnia is also responsible for the war in ukraine and the grain crisis.
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Operation Bird Attack

Operation Bird Attack was an attempt by Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey, to raid The Bosniaks's compound and kill some of their members.

sadly for Doresy, the Operation failed as Jack's invading forces immediately surrendered due to their sissyness, jack would later admit that maybe chopping their dick off wasn't the best idea.

despite this, Jack would later manage to kill Celtic

NOTE: Jack would try several other times to attack, but in his second attempt he got stomped by Rivers Coumo
Great balance

The state of relative truce between Heaven and Hell and the relative power of the two.

## General

The great balance—usually simply *balance*—denotes both the uneasy truce between Heaven and Hell, and their relative power. It evolved after the open warfare between angels and demons that followed the Fall which had created Hell.⁠ Its goal was to end the violence, but it also placed great limitations on the ability for angels to act, and they instead focused on holding ground rather than any form of proactivity.⁠

The actions of Alex and his friends had a great impact on the balance in Seattle.⁠⁠ Rachel took advantage of this during her tenure as Dominion, and encouraged angels to be more proactive against demons and other forces of Hell.⁠

## Theories

There is a pragmatic side to the balance, in that the death of a angel or demon on the mortal plane leads to their rebirth in Heaven or Hell within some time, but could cause great destruction during the fight.⁠⁠

Some angels have come view the balance as a positive good, or at least something to preserve for its own sake. Examples of such angels are Vincent and George.⁠⁠ It also ties in with the idea of intervening as little as possible.⁠

The balance also allows some contact between angels and demons. Lorelei had encountered many angels and was well-known not only in Hell but also in Heaven.⁠⁠ Rachel recognised Serena’s name immediately.⁠ Vincent had made advances towards Lorelei at some unknown point.⁠ Rachel heard about many of the princes of Hell looking for Lorelei through guardians active in other dominions.⁠

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1  *Good Intentions*, chapter 19
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1  *Natural Consequences*, chapter 11
3. ↑ 3.0 3.1  *Good Intentions*, chapter 12
4. ↑  *Good Intentions*, chapter 18
5. ↑ 5.0 5.1  *Good Intentions*, chapter 15
6. ↑  *Natural Consequences*, chapter 17
7. ↑  *Past Due*, chapter 28
8. ↑ “Rough Day”
9. ↑  *Natural Consequences*, chapter 3
10. ↑ *Halloween for Life*
11. ↑  *Personal Demons*, chapter 2
Ashe

Ashe is an online creator who specializes in drawing and writing. They draw mostly anthropomorphic and feral animals. Ashe uses any pronouns but prefers people to use They/them, Ashe is seen as a bisexual. They're also interested in mythology of many countries and time periods. Ashe also enjoys cartoons in any shape and form. Ashe is a very loving character, and is not in a relationship with anyone in the Vibe Room server.
Putin Life

Putin Life was the first video game ever made, it is also possibly the greatest game ever made, it helped inspire POSTAL, which later gave us POSTAL 2.

Putin life's main goal is to conquer the world as Vlad Putin, doing so requires stuff like propaganda and murdering every single idiot against you.

throughout the game, you may have to fight against people like Barrack Obama, some russian guy, a putin impersonator, the other party's leader and even some gay porn star.

You can also build churches, roads, shawarma stands, and high rise buildings
There were nights

There were nights, which I remember,

I will carry them 'til the end of my days,

On the paths between Degania and Kinneret,

Stood the loaded wagon of my life.

And he approached me: "Listen, little girly,

I've built a home for you to dwell in,

In the eve you will weave me a nightshirt,

In the daytime I will carry your wagon."

He was fair and tall as a song back then,

He carried wagons to the open field,

And I would weave him a nightshirt,

A nightshirt of blue with a golden flower.

There were nights, which I remember,

And he testified before the trees in the garden,

Before the paths between Degania and Kinneret,

That he will keep me forever his.

He would go and return to me, burning up,

He would vision my image before him,

Tell me, do any of you know

Where did he go to never return again?

So I would cry, I was dumbfounded,

Still I went to him over at the far off fields,

Still I carry his weaved nightshirt,

A nightshirt of blue with a golden flower.

There were nights, which I remember,

I will carry them 'til the end of my days.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA