Saltire

You must like memes... or get crucified.

### Gold on Win

I'll yeet all your gold out with my everlasting memes that flow richly through even my DUST if you KILL ME.

## Offspring of Epic! sans and Cross! sans

### Biography

An overall nice person, his manner of speech is quite like fresh's but doesn't use any of Fresh's lingo like 'radical' or 'broski' etc. His talking is just very upbeat and positive, but he can get dark really fast and likely scare someone that hasn't gotten accustomed to him yet.

### Personality

Very happy-go-lucky kind of person, not very kind but not mean either, tends to make a joke about a lot of things, never takes things seriously and is just someone who you would probably not want to meet if you need a person that can take things seriously. He is neutral with both genders.

### Appearance

He is a white skeleton with a purple right eye and a half-red-half-white left eye, he has a gash going down his right eyes fading into a bright red. he wears a purple jacket with white sleeves, that have a grey 'X' sewn on, a dark grey shirt, even darker grey shorts that reach his knees and a dark grey hoodie. he also wears fingerless gloves and a light grey bandanna. his jackets have two chain-like things like Epic! sans' jacket but their not connected to each other, instead, they are stitched onto the opposite sides of the jacket, forming a large 'X'. he wears dark grey socks and white shoes with a butter yellow highlight/tip that has strings tied in an 'X' as if to hold the whole shoe together.

### Weapon

He uses a gaster blaster on a rod as a weapon, the gaster blaster is able to produce stable energy-filled blade depending on how much magic Saltire puts into his blaster, the blade will either be as small as a normal knife, or as large as Cross sans' knife. The blaster's mouth will open to the size of the blade produced.

The blaster on the rod will not ever disappear, unlike his usual blasters.

### Abilities

#### Uppercut

A blaster-rod will produce a large blade and he will slash with an upwards motion, jumping up in the process.

#### Blasters attack 1

Summons row after row of blasters and continues to fire until the attack ends, the opponent will have to try to squeeze within the open spaces of the blasters.

#### Crucify

He summons a large 'X' symbol and slams it against you, dealing 666 damage.

#### Blasters attack 2

He surrounds you with blasters, firing them one at a time, but faster and more memey.

## Backstory

One day Epic! Sans and Cross! sans decided that they will do a meme ritual to praise all the memes, but of course, they screwed up cause they didn't know how to do one and they also don't really care. And then suddenly saltire appeared in the midst of whatever abomination of a summoning circle they'd drawn and they became best ~~buds~~ parents to Saltire even though he was already a teen at the moment of arrival, Saltire didn't mind, and they went on 'meme excursions' where they basically threatened everyone for memes(not epic! sans, he just flirted with people) but neither Cross or Epic had a place for Saltire to stay so Saltire just sneaks into random peoples houses to sleep, especially nightmare's cause he lives in a castle, he ticks almost everyone at the castle off.

## interactions

Chikara!sans- Yay, edgy brother, but he gets angry really often.

Cray- is he chill or not??

Goth- He is what you would get ***after death***.

Gradient- looks pretty chill I guess?

Cil- *Is this a joke you made so I couldn't make one?*

LoAdInG- Is this so I don't need to have an electrical device to see loading?

PaperJam- Well.. I was gonna say he was chill, but then he's all moody now.

Palette- He's okay but needs to take a joke sometimes.

HellishFell- ***HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*** I can't breathe, oh wait I don't need to-

Ruby Emerald- She thinks she's a deity? Let's see how she will take getting crucified.

Echo!- He should play as Robbie Rotten in We are number one. I'd love that.

Alkali- do you know anyone called acid? Just **base**d off of your name, y'know?

Nanoscale- wait- who is that again?

Permanent- nice teeth ya got there.

X-blade- What is-sup my awesomely chill half-brother guy I never even met!

Apex- wow!! nice cap dude!

Thread- ey come back- I just wanna talk bruh!

## Trivia

* Saltire is friends with anyone who likes memes and jokes
* he won't attack unless he finds the need to
* Saltire is another word for a cross that is diagonally positioned with all its sides being the same length, basically, its this: ❌
* he isn't much of a flirt and will openly state that he probably won't have an interest in anyone for a while regarding all the people he has met so far
* finds NSFW and all '*that* ' stuff disgusting and a disgrace
* knows a lot about other characters in the multiverse that his "parents" have told him about
* can break the fourth wall from time to time
* his jokes may seem insulting, which is what causes people to get angered/annoyed by him, additionally, his laid back attitude to people trying to be serious can cause him to miss out on important details he'll probably find some way to know later, he can get on anyone's nerves easily and get away with it
* his name also derives from a form of comedy, namely satire
* oh yeah, if you didn't get why I bolded the word base in Saltire's opinion of Alkali, base is another word for an alkaline substance