Tinker/Responses

## Recruitment

* ▶️ Tinker here!
* ▶️ Did someone call science?
* ▶️ I'm here to represent the Society of Like-minded Keenfolk.
* ▶️ I brought missiles!
* ▶️ I'm here because you paid me.
* ▶️ If you give me money, I'll kill people you don't like.
* ▶️ I'm smarter than everyone else on your team.
* ▶️ Looks like you need someone with missiles!
* ▶️ I'm like Sniper. Only better.
* ▶️ I'm like Mazzie. Only not annoying.
* ▶️ I'm like Gyrocopter. Only affordable.
* ▶️ I'm like Axe. Only not a monosyllabic idiot, and I use a laser instead of an axe! Okay, I'm nothing like Axe.
* ▶️ Looks like you could use a laser.
* ▶️ Time for violence!
* ▶️ Trust in the Keen!
* ▶️ Who's ready for lasers?
* ▶️ Who needs muscles, when you have artillery?
* ▶️ Armed and ready.
* ▶️ Ready to fight.
* ▶️ Primed and ready!

## Upgrade

* ▶️ Let me make a few upgrades.
* ▶️ I appreciate your patronage!
* ▶️ Science is coming to kill your enemies!
* ▶️ With me on your side, you're sure to win.
* ▶️ Smart investment!
* ▶️ More accurate, more lethal!
* ▶️ Ooh, more rockets!
* ▶️ Time to buy more missiles.
* ▶️ Allow me to help you claim White Spire.
* ▶️ No one can beat the Keen.

**Final Upgrade**

* ▶️ I am a refined killing machine.
* ▶️ Thank you for supporting the Society of Like-minded Kindred.
* ▶️ Thank you for putting your faith in science!
* ▶️ I will use your money to kill people!
* ▶️ They aren't ready for what's coming their way!

## Round Start

* ▶️ Let's win this, for science!
* ▶️ Don't worry, I'll kill them all.
* ▶️ If we don't act like Mazzie, we'll win!
* ▶️ They are not ready for science.
* ▶️ Time to kill a whole lot of people.
* ▶️ Collateral damage is acceptable!
* ▶️ Victory is assured!
* ▶️ Who can stop us?
* ▶️ They think they can win. Ha ha ha. I'm laughing because they can't!
* ▶️ If no one minds, I'd like to use their corpses for experimentation.
* ▶️ This shouldn't be a problem.
* ▶️ This shouldn't take long.
* ▶️ This fight won't last long.
* ▶️ Weapon systems online!
* ▶️ Let's make this quick! I hate working with people.

## Loss

* ▶️ I'm surrounded by incompetence.
* ▶️ How did we lose?
* ▶️ This was not planned for.
* ▶️ I can't believe we lost.
* ▶️ Impossible!
* ▶️ How is this happening?
* ▶️ I'm surrounded by idiots!
* ▶️ We won't lose again.
* ▶️ An abnormality. Nothing more.
* ▶️ Failure was a statistical fluke.
* ▶️ This can't happen again.
* ▶️ My reputation is ruined.
* ▶️ I failed like Mazzie would.
* ▶️ Mazzie won't let me hear the end of this.
* ▶️ We won't lose this time.

## Win

* ▶️ Of course we won.
* ▶️ Winning was inevitable!
* ▶️ Why are we dancing?
* ▶️ The secret is: Having missiles!
* ▶️ This is what happens when you pit a genius against a team of imbeciles.
* ▶️ Congratulations! You weren't incompetent.
* ▶️ I'm surprised more of you aren't dead.
* ▶️ Evidently, my team is more competent than I thought!
* ▶️ I told you we'd kill them.
* ▶️ What else did you think would happen?
* ▶️ They fought well. I'm kidding, they fought horribly. That's why they're dead!
* ▶️ That was easier than expected!
* ▶️ Congratulations! You showed baselined survival instincts!
* ▶️ I knew we would win.
* ▶️ Who's next?
* ▶️ I was almost worried. Then I realized I was a genius, and wasn't concerned.
* ▶️ I could do this all day!
* ▶️ I'm ready for more.
* ▶️ More targets, please!
* ▶️ The S.O.L.K. cannot be denied!
* ▶️ Who can stand against the power of the Keen?
* ▶️ The Society of Like-minded Keenfolk are here to stay.
* ▶️ Your investment pay off.
* ▶️ Told you we'd win.
* ▶️ This result was expected.

## Unique

**Ally**

* ▶️  The best part is: Mazzie isn't here!
* ▶️  After we win White Spire, we should talk about killing Mazzie.
* ▶️  Robots are great. They help you kill people!
* ▶️  The Society of Like-minded Keenfolk will not be stopped.
* ▶️  Come on, boys, let's kill them with science!
* ▶️  Sniper, have you considered using a laser?

**Enemy**

* ▶️  Science will always beat magic.
* ▶️  Magic is for people too stupid to learn math!

**Unknown Trigger**

* ▶️ Today, I kill a god!
* ▶️ Up next: Murder by rockets!