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Avani

Avani is an earth goddess worshiped in the Halfling town of Stone Henge. Guin claims to be her living incarnation.

There is a statue of Avani in the museum, commissioned by Mike, based off of Remy's description of her. When alone, after Credence's attack on the museum, Guin spoke to the statue, mysteriously comparing it to her mother.

Guin has been establishing various shrines to her.
Blazeweed

Blazeweed is a cat created by Amber as an example character when walking the other Bears through character creation in Shots 001. She also briefly appears as an NPC at the end of the game.

Blazeweed is a RiverClan Warrior and is 42 moons old, and definately a stoner.

#### Stats

* Strength: 1
* Intelegence: 1
* Spirit: 3

#### Skills

* Swim I
* Focus I
* Listen I
* Ponder I
* Smell I

#### Knacks

* Herb Lore
* Interpret Dreams
* Track
Gail Godfrey

Gail is Amber's character from Shots 002. A resident of Gator Grotto Retirement Community. She wears earrings with green glass gators, and slip-on gator skin shoes, and carries a gator-skin handbag. She also uses a cane with a gator head carving, that can extend into a golf putter. According to Cecily Tiptin, she has a 'wrinkly white ass'.

Her godson, Gareth Godfrey, owns Gator Grotto Retirement Community and The Goats.

 Baking
 Fiber Arts
 Tea
 Feisty
Syzygy 010

Syzygy 010 - THE COCOON

> In which trauma is relived, a good long nap is had, and Guin is nice to someone… in her own way.
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The tenth episode in the Syzygy arc.

Previous Episode: Bloopers 001 - The Ceremonial Unplugging of the Carbon Monoxide Detector

Previous Arc Episode: Syzygy 009 - The Vast Cavity

The episode begins with Nike waking alone, seemingly transported from the cave into a labyrinth which used to be his home. He hears a distant scream and follows it towards the source, scaling or tearing down walls. He finds the dying form of the minotaur who raised him, Kolya. Kolya begs Nike to not let his death be in vain as he dies. Nike then sees a shadowy figure disappear around the corner and follows it. Upon catching the figure, he realizes that it is Alban, a minotaur from his past. Alban accuses Nike of abandoning him, their conversation revealing the guilt Nike feels towards being unable to save him. Alban's form degenerates and runs towards Nike, crumbling to ash at his feet.

Nike then wakes, with Guin standing over him, having killed the Nightmare on his chest. The two realize that Kodak has disappeared. Nike sees a shadow and disturbs it, revealing Kodak with another Nightmare on his chest. Nike punches it, which annoys Guin, leading her to take Nike's cutlass and attack with it.

The two are able to dislodge the Nightmare and Guin kills it by throwing the cutlass, but it drips some blood in Kodak's mouth, Nike feeds Kodak a potion, but is unable to rouse him. Guin encases Kodak in a stone cocoon, insisting that she will heal him with her earth goddess powers.

The Party hears the A Horrible Goose nearby, and Nike follows the sound of its honking (followed by Guin after she makes sure Kodak and his cocoon are secure) to a cavern with a trove of the treasures it stole from the party and Mike. The goose and the party fight, with the goose showing off its psychic damage and fear causing powers, however, the party is able to defeat it. As the goose falls, a piercing honk and white light fills the cavern, and the party find themselves transported to the entrance with all their loot, Kodak still unconscious in the cocoon. Guin pockets the Aasimar's Amulet.

Nike and Guin return to Cavefell, Kodak in tow. Nike remains sullen, to an unusual degree. Guin insists her cocoon will heal Kodak, but Nike insists on taking Kodak to Mike's place to get help. The party swings by Mike's Museum, and drop off the loot with Remy.

At Mike's House, Jake answers the door. Nike explains the situation to Mike (who is still recovering from the attack on the museum) and Jake, while Guin attempts to prank Mike. Jake retrieves a doctor, while Mike tries to talk with Nike about the Nightmare. Mike pays the crew and offers them a paid vacation.

The doctor arrives and insists on Kodak being uncocooned, which Guin complies with and leaves. She goes back to The Fuck Hole, and creates a sarcophagus in the basement got Kodak to sleep in. Back at Mike's House, the doctor assures Nike that Kodak will recover, but mentions that Kodak has a large, sun-shaped scar across his back.

Next Episode: Syzygy 011 - The Beach Episode
Greeble Trees

Trees that have strange spiky trunks, and produce odd pumpkin-shaped seed pods. When pierced, these seed pods erupt in a cloud of spores that cause psychoactive effects when inhaled. Becoming high from inhaling these spores is referred to as becoming 'Engreebled'. Being Engreebled has various effects, such as amplifying fear, causing hallucinations, dilating pupils, and enabling risky behavior.

A group of these grow in The Engreebling Grove near Cavefell, though according to Jesse, they are not supposed to grow in that area.
Shots 002

Shots 002 - Tits Out Into the Woods

> It’s RJ’s birthday! Continuing our tradition, we get drunk and play RJ’s game of choice: Grandma Club.
> Our episodes ARE usually this chaotic in the first draft, I usually just cut most of the bullshit out. Not so this time. You’re welcome, <3 Amber.
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The second episode of the Shots series, recorded for RJ's birthday.

Previous Episode: Syzygy 017 - Tits Out Into the Woods

Previous Shots episode Shots 001 - 'We Can Do Drugs About This'

This episode includes musical accompaniment from special guest Airen, Amber's parakeet. It also includes a more than typical amount of chaos than usual. The Bears play Grandma Club, a one-page RPG.

As part of the episode, RJ and Amber create characters, with Max GMing.
Amber creates Gail Godfrey and RJ creates Cecily Tiptin. They are both residents of Gator Grotto Retirement Community, in Florida.

The game opens with the two characters smoking cigars and playing bingo in the back of the Gator Grotto Bingo Hall. Their game is soon interrupted by the baaing of a a goat. Gail vaults through the window, and Cecily Tiptin leaves out of the emergency exit.

Gail knits a net and Cecily Tiptin pulls Gilligan the Goat out of a bush. Gail catches both Cecily and the goat in her net. She then releases Cecily and tosses the goat into the back of a golf cart, while Cecily intimidates some goats back into the pen.

Cecily goes home to prepare some tea while Gail continues wrangling goats. Cecily pours a 5-hour energy into the tea and brings it to Gail, who begins attacking goats with her cane. She presses a red button that opens all the gator enclosures. The gators happen to all be asleep. Gail attempts to wake Georgina, her largest gator, but fails. Cecily feeds Georgina some tea and Gail traps Cecily in the gator cage.

Gail reveals that she released the goats on purpose in order to trap Cecily Tiptin. Cecily rouses Georgina and convinces her to smash the gate open. Gary the Wizard briefly appears, due to the rolling of a five, then disappears. The Goats and the gator battle, Gail attempts to hit a golf ball at Georgina, and Cecily casts Fireball, setting Gail's shoelaces ablaze (impressive considering that they're slip-ons). Gail summons Gilgamesh the Gator God, but Cecily uses a golf ball to break her portal.

Gail challenges Cecily to a tongue twister and is at last defeated. Cecily then invites Gail over to her place for booze and they end their feud until next Tuesday.

Next Episode: Syzygy 018 - BEAR Titties

Next Shots Episode: Shots 003? - There's Been a Murder
Barty

A Firbolg shopkeeper/innkeeper from the unnamed town between Cavefell and The Vast Cavity.

Guin sold him some masonry tools, claiming they were blessed by Avani, for 3 more gold than she bought them for. She also offered him a rock massage, which he declined. He claims to only have accepted the offer because he likes to carve in his spare time.
Adder (Scavenger)

Adder is owned by an anonymous wiki user.

## Appearance

He has tanned skin and black hair. He often wears very thick clothing as he lives in the Ice Kingdom. He has a scar on his left thigh from being chased by an IceWing.

## Personality

Adder is generally abrupt, ambitious, and confident. He feels crushed when his plans fail and has trouble listening. He thinks dragons hurt humans for fun.

## In Scavenger Quest

A fanfic in my notes app.

In the prologue of Scavenger Quest, Adder tries to kill an IceWing to get a good reputation with his mother. The IceWing begins chasing him and scars his thigh. The scavenger turns around and stabs his knife into the dragon’s jaw. Although it didn’t die, it flees and Adder runs off to treat his wound.
Amber Griffin

Amber is the producer and audio editor of The Bear Table.

She was the game master of Shots 001.

#### Characters Played

* Guin of Stone Henge - Syzygy
* Ann Orzperzen - For the Quil
* Gail Godfrey - Age is Just a Number

Her pronouns are she/her.

#### Fun Facts!

* Amber is the only podcast member who has been bitten by an emu irl.
* The podcast used to be recorded in her grandmother's basement.
* She likes real-life funnel cake for the first *three bites*.
* To make her cry, be really mean to her and then show her a cute dog.
* She can't say 'worcestershire'.
Spinel

**Spinel** is a female Sky-RainWing dragonet who lives in the rainforest with her mother and father. She is only very faintly part-SkyWing, as the only known SkyWing in her heritage is her grandmother on her father's side. Because of this, the only visible SkyWing-ish like qualities of her are her SkyWing scale pattern, extra-sharp horns, and her tendency to turn red even when she's not angry.

## Appearance

Spinel has deep indigo scales, splattered with swirls of teal and gold. She has golden eyes and teal wings/frill. Spinel is somewhat heavyset and larger than a typical RainWing dragonet, due to her SkyWing ancestry. Her horns and claws are also somewhat longer and sharper than an average RainWing's.
Shots 003

Shots 003 - That Way's North

> In which the episode is not a prank this time. Happy birthday, Max!
>  (Start at 4:00 if you listened to the last ep lmao)
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The third episode of the Shots series, recorded for Max's birthday.

Previous Episode: Shots 003 - There's Been a Murder

This episode contains the four minutes of actual audio from the previous post, along with the rest of the actual show. The bears win a game of There's Been a Murder before the first turn of the game due to dumb luck, so play once again, this time winning just in time to catch the murderer and not fail.

After playing this, they decide to play Who's Most Likely To. One of the cards asks which player is most likely to argue about which direction North is, resulting in an escalating argument about the cardinal directions, complete with bleeping out of identifying street names.

Amber ends up being the winner/loser.

Next Episode: Syzygy 021 - Penelope Painting

Next Shots Episode: Shots 004 - Sausage Man
Game Night 001

Previous Episode: Syzygy 002 - Goblins, Zombies and Bugbears, Oh My!

Episode three of The Bear Table, and the first episode of the Game Night series.

The Bears play a game of For the Queen.

Throughout the game, the players build a new character, based on the cards that they pull.

Amber - Ann Orzperzen

Max - Dick Johnson the Despicable XV

RJ - Enoch of Antioch

Next Episode: Syzygy 003 - FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR
Emerald

> ***“Aha! Found you two.”***
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-Emerald finding Quail and Kooper’s Winglets in Set in Stone (Chapter 1)

**Emerald** is an adult male SeaWing who was introduced in Set in Stone. He works as in employee at Jade Mountain Academy.

## Appearance

Emerald is a tall bright green SeaWing with mint green eyes. He has horns that ombré into a black. He has dark scales on top. He has mint green under belly that turns into a neon green.

## Personality

Emerald is a kind SeaWing with a calm personality. He is fascinated in new thinks he hasn’t seen before.

## Relationships

### Kooper

> ***Emerald:*** *“Hello MudWings (...) and what a unique MudWing! You must be one of those pretty hybrids!”*
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***Kooper:** “K-Kooper and Quail.”*

***Emerald:** “Well hello Kooper and Quail (...) I will see what winglets you two are in.”*

-Emerald and Kooper’s first conversation in Set in Stone (Chapter 1)

In “Set in Stone,” Emerald tells Kooper that he is in the Cooper Winglet. Then Kooper blushes because he thought Emerald looked “cute.” Thus Kooper has romantic feelings for him.

## Trivia

* Emerald would have been a “BlueWing” in the alternative WOF.
* Emerald is confirmed bisexual by his creator Violetsoul
* He was created at the last minute as an extra. But Violetsoul has decided that he will be part of the first arc more.
Truth Hurts

A potion created by Gary the Wizard. A full dose (according to Max out of character) causes one to compulsively babble the truth, and also gives them severe acid reflux, however, only partial doses have been used in-game. A partial dose merely compels the drinker to tell the truth instead when they would attempt to lie.

He sold one bottle of this to Nikephoros Teskos in Syzygy 011, who used it in Syzygy 020 to attempt to root our the murderer of Given Guthrie.
Bloopers 003

Bloopers 003 - Egg

> In which the audio quality varies wildly.
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Previous Episode: Syzygy 028 - Lavender and Pink

Previous Bloopers: Bloopers 002 - Another One Bites the Moon Sand™

The third blooper reel episode, released for April Fools' Day 2023.

Next Episode:  Syzygy 029 - Nonlethally

Next Bloopers: Bloopers 004
Ann Orzperzen

Ann is a Centaur stablehand with a serious case of hayfever, which she medicates with Quil brewed by Enoch.

She is in love with the Queen, but resents her neglect of the Centaur people. She is the one who informed a group of bandits of the Queen's whereabouts, in a moment of bitterness.

She has had a fling with Enoch.
Silverpredator (Ice-Night-Sand Tribrid)

Name: Silverpredator A.K.A. Silver

Age: 5 years - hatched in 5,007 AS

Gender: Female

Tribe(s): IceWings, NightWings and SandWings

Specialty/Specialties: Immune to animus magic (good and bad spells/enchantments, so it’s a good thing and also a bad thing), can breath fire and frost breath(not at the same time though), can see in the dark

RELATIVES

Mother: Polardune (SandWing-IceWing)

Father: Shadowhunter (NightWing)

APPEARANCE

Most of Silver’s scales are silver, but she has a dorsal stripe from her nose to her tail made of black scales(like a NightWing’s back), and a light sand-coloured underbelly(like a SandWing’s underbelly). Her eyes look SandWing like, except her left iris is sapphire-blue with a turquoise part, and her right iris is yellow. Silver has serrated claws like an IceWing, and a few light blue scales on the sides of her snout. Her forked tongue is black and the underside of her wings are like a NightWing’s, with a navy tint. The left horn on her head is cracked, and some of has been broken off, and it is same thing with the back claw of her right hind-leg. Some of the spikes on her tail are broken aswell, and Silver has multiple scars too. There is a scar on her left front-leg and a bite-mark near the end of her tail. Silver has blue blood, which she inherited from her mother. She also has some black scales along the front of her four legs. She owns multiple accessories, not because she wants to look good, but because of what they each mean to her. She has a silver chain that wraps around her right horn, a wooden bracelet looking thing that actually goes on her left horn, a silver hoop earring with a teardrop-shaped sapphire and some more accessories, but the rest interfere with her flying, walking etc(like her necklace gets tangled on her wings sometimes).
Syzygy 026

Syzygy 026 - Going to Jail

> In which we learn about family, uncover a tragic factoid, and find a lead.
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The twenty-sixth episode in the Syzygy arc.

Previous Syzygy Episode: Syzygy 025 - Safety Dance

After the festival, the party is hanging out at home. Nike is working out in the Fuck Hole's basement with Kodak. Guin, while making sculptures, has an idea and heads over to Mike's Museum. She asks Remy about Uros and Tuldir. He tells her that they are Avani's brothers, the gods of the sun and the moon.

Back at The Fuck Hole, Corus and Nira drop by to tell Nike that they have overheard a conversation about the location that Lindsey Montague is being held at, and give him that information. He asks them if he should tell Guin and Kodak or not, and they advise him to.

the party heads to the town of Atterdeen, where they go to the prison. Guin arouses suspicion towards herself, while Nike sneaks into the holding area. Kodak distracts the person at the front desk.

In holding, Nike sees a guard who looks particularly nervous, and asks him about Lindsey. The guard tells him that Lindsey was let out by a corrupt officer and escaped. Nike encourages the guard to desert his post and go to join the crew of the Echidna's Revenge, telling him that Nike is a pirate called Captain Aries. The guard tells Nike to talk to a dragonborn Library Assistant at Atterdeen Library.

Next Episode: Syzygy 027 - A Trip to the Library
Syzygy 011

Syzygy 011 - The Beach Episode

> In which carnival food is eaten, carnival games are played, and Nike gets a grenade.
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The eleventh episode in the Syzygy arc.

Previous Episode: Syzygy 010 - THE COCCOON

The party takes a well-earned vacation as Kodak recovers, Nike gets some therapy, and Guin creates a secret chamber in the tunnels of Cavefell On the final day of their vacation they all decide to attend the town festival.

Guin wins a magic hammer at the strength test. Nike meets Nira and Corus for food at a stand called Various Meats, and fills them in on the events of their previous adventure in The Vast Cavity. He tells them that he is going to have to 'go back to face his past'. Steadfast meets up with Kodak to play carnival games, while Guin follows them around, stealthily helping them by using her earthbending to cheat.

The party and partners all end up shopping together, visiting Exotic Butters, JUNK, Giles' Weapons, and Gary the Wizard. Nike purchases the Rogue Bow from Giles.

At JUNK, Nike buys a sword in the shape of a pretzel to add to the décor of the Echidna's Revenge. Guin buys materials to make mosaics in the Guin Spa.

While at Gary's, Guin reveals that she's been wearing a wig and fake eyebrows the entire adventure, because she's incapable of growing hair.

The party ends the celebration with Nike and Guin competing at the Jacob's Ladder, Nike winning.

Lastly, the re-enactment of the town's creation is performed.

Next Episode: Syzygy 012 - The Orphan Farm
Murder Mystery Dinner

A dinner party hosted in the town of Fallholt, that ended with the tragic death of its host. The guests were assembled to 'impress' Given, in order to claim a powerful object from him, except for the party, who were there to receive a portrait of Penelope.

#### Staff

* Mr. Gilby (butler)
* Unknown kitchen staff

#### Guests

* Kodak Steelhammer
* Nikephoros Teskos
* Guin of Stone Henge
* Daniel Burningsong
* Gregory Longfield
* Fae DeGray
* Lindsey Montague
* Credence Dodd
Blackport

Along the Upper Gulb Coast there are few ports and the busiest is Blackport. St. Clotilda carved a deep recess into the Gothyri Mountains to serve as a port and connection to trade cities along the steppe. The entrance to the harbor is split in two by the Maiden of Blackpool, a castle statue carved from the black rock of the mountains. The maiden once housed the noble Blackport family until the Ixmian Siege. The missing heir was never found and a civil war between city factions ensued. The struggle was ultimately won by a faction supported by the Hopeful Star cult. The Silverbloods, occupied with the Redhill Rebellion, sent little help before and after the siege. The lack of aid inflamed separatists sentiments and the city declared independence from the empire. Delicately balancing diplomacy between the Steppe trade cities and the Golden Sun Empire has been the primary focus of the cities rulers since its freedom. The ruler of the city, the Bishop of Blackpool, is chosen by clergy of the cities cult. The bishop is advised by the leading trading families.
Shots 003?

Shots 003? - There's Been a Murder

> A SUPER-special episode for Max’s birthday! (I’m making good on my word >:D)
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A prank version of the third episode of the Shots series, recorded for Max's birthday.

Previous Episode: Syzygy 020 - Truth Hurts

Previous Shots episode Shots 002 - Age is Just a Number

This episode contains about four minutes of audio, where The Bears explain the game There's Been a Murder, and begin playing, but they win before the first turn of the game due to dumb luck. The outro music plays, and then there are about 20 minutes of silence.

After 20 minutes go by, we hear the bears planning to release just these four minutes as a prank, and saying they'll release the real episode the next day.

Next Episode: Syzygy 003 - That Way's North
Syzygy 017

Syzygy 017 - Tits Out Into the Woods

> In which the party goes to a nice dinner and fucking ruins it for absolutely everyone.
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The seventeenth episode in the Syzygy arc.

Previous Episode: Syzygy 016 - 'I Suplexed a Bear'

Upon being confronted with Credence Dodd, the party immediately begin heckling him.

The party are shown to rooms by Mr. Gilby. Kodak and Nike change and prepare for dinner, but Guin takes the opportunity to wait until Credence has left his room to infiltrate it. She puts the Fantasy Nair she got from Gary in two bottles in his bathroom. She then contacts Mike with the [Stone of Farspeech], leaving the line open under the bed.

Upon exiting, Guin runs into Given Guthrie looking at a painting of a half-elf woman in the hallway. He explains that it is of his deceased daughter, Penelope.

At dinner, Credence is desperately trying to avoid eye contact. Lindsey asks what the party does for a living and Nike admits to piracy. Guin says that she runs a private spa. Kodak says that the party are treasure hunters. The party learns a bit about the other party guests.

Given Guthrie makes a speech to his guests, saying that they are all there looking to gain the same object, and that they must compete to impress him, over the course of three days, in order to receive it.

Guin decides that she will impress Given by suplexing a bear, and recruits Kodak to go out into the woods and search for one with her. Nike refuses to go with them, instead searching for Given after dinner. Upon finding him, Given says that the party is actually there to receive a different item, the painting of Penelope. The others are there for a magic item, a silver orb that allows the user to plant their own thoughts into someone else's mind, which is hidden somewhere in his house. Nike inquires as to if the party can join in the competition for the orb, and Given agrees.

Next Episode: Shots 002 - Age is Just a Number

Next Syzygy Episode: Syzygy 018 - BEAR Titties
Syzygy 003

Syzygy 003 - FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR

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The third episode in the Syzygy arc.

Previous Episode: Game Night 001 - For the Quil

Previous Arc Episode: Syzygy 002 - Goblins, Zombies and Bugbears, Oh My!

The party wakes after being lodged in an inn for the night by Mike. Berkley the gnome tends the bar at this inn's lower-floor tavern. Mike sends the party on a quest to go to a castle which used to belong to an Aasimar, and recover his lost amulet. He tells them that any other treasure they find is theirs to keep. He also gives them two Potions of Healing each, a wagon (with a horse), and a map.

While on the way, as Kodak and Guin are about to impale each other in a weapons practice while on a moving vehicle, one of the wheels breaks, stopping the wagon. At this point, three Elven bandits who were hiding in the bushes attack the group. When the elves realize that they've been beaten, they retreat. Guin gives chase, but they all escape, leaving only a javelin behind.

Nike ends up having to push the wagon to the nearest town, Palasain, a town made up mostly of elves. There they go to the stable and meet Concord Goodman (and his apprentice Kill-Sin), who agrees to fix their cart overnight.

Guin goes to the inn, demanding that the residents identify the owner of the javelin left by the bandits, but none of them seem to know anything about it. The innkeeper sets Nike up with a room in exchange for a promise to get the local kids to stop drawing graffiti on the inn's walls. They go the the kids' usual hangout, the graveyard, there they find Steadfast Wigglesworth telling off the teens for disrespecting the graveyard. Kodak and Nike chase off the kids.

Nike then leads the party to the brothel. In the front they meet Forsaken Noise, who asks them to find her employee Sorry-for-Sin Love. Guin "searches" the tavern, Kodak the church, and Nike the stable. Nike ends up finding her, having a fling with Kill-Sin. He advises her to at least tell Forsaken if she wants to quit her job, rather than disappearing and worrying people.

Nike and Kodak sleep in the inn, but Guin opts to sleep on a bench in the graveyard.

Next Episode: Syzygy 004 - The Legendary Whistle of 'Ow.'
Who Keeps the Dog?

*Who Keeps the Dog?* is a 200 word RPG written by Amber Griffin, also known as 'the dog roommate divorce game'. It has not yet been played on the show, though Amber has threatened to make the Bears play it for her birthday.

It purportedly is depressing, and involves an actual live dog as part of the gameplay.
Bloopers 002

Bloopers 002 - Another One Bites the Moon Sand™

> In which we lose our trains of thought, are very bad at math, and play with the sand.
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Previous Episode: Shots 004 - Sausage Man

The second blooper reel episode, released for Christmas of 2022.

Next Episode:  Syzygy 024 - Assassin's Creeding

Next Bloopers: Bloopers 003
Mike Latzgraff

Mike Latzgraff is the owner of an under construction museum, which he has hired Kodak, Nike and Guin to collect artifacts for. He also employs his own brother, Jake, as head of security, Helpless Coverdale, as an architect, and Remy Bramblehaus, as a gift shop worker.

Mike 'does not know the value of a dollar' according to RJ, and is canonically responsible for all the inflation in the area surrounding Cavefell.

He has an ongoing feud with Credence Dodd, which started when Mike's grandfather stole some elven artifacts from Credence.

Guin distrusts Mike, always insisting that his generosity it too good to be true, and refuses to remember his last name, referring to him only as 'Mike Frahmthemuseum'.

Mike has an infatuation with a Dryad called Daphne.

According to Given Guthrie, Mike is short for Michael.
Syzygy 012

Syzygy 012 - The Orphan Farm

> In which a makeover is had, grumps grump, and bribery is sometimes okay.
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The twelfth episode in the Syzygy arc.

Previous Episode: Syzygy 011 - The Beach Episode

The episode opens approximately 2 weeks after the festival. Guin attempts to contact Gary the Wizard by yelling 'FIVE' into a puddle she creates. Gary happens to be strolling by, and she gets him to agree to make her a 'Potion of Unhairing' in case her drinking Dr. Fuzz goes awry. After securing this promise, Guin removes her wig and false eyebrows and drinks the Dr. Fuzz, which causes her to grow moss.

Guin heads inside and meets Nike and Kodak in the kitchen. Kodak has just completed a cross-stitch of the three of them.

A knock on the door announces the presence of Gary the Wizard, with Guin's Potion of Unhairing. Guin trades it for a dick sculpture.

Soon, Helpless arrives, having been sent by Mike to gather the team at the museum.

At the museum, Daphne charges the party with traveling to an ancient dryad civilization and bring back artifacts of their culture. Mike promises to pay them more than usual, and supplies them with a wagon, stating that with will be about a three weeks' journey.

A day out, with Nike driving the cart, the party reaches a small town. Nike and Kodak rent rooms, but Guin opts to sleep outside, while pretending to be a statue, while Nike observes form the balcony.
After several more days of travel, the party reaches a stand on the side of the road. They meet Lysander, a firbolg and his family.

Guin discovers the Magic Can of Beans, still in her bag, uninvestigated, and plants them by Lysander's house. She then attempts to prevent the party from leaving the farm in order to keep watch over the 'beanstalk'. Kodak bribes the firbolg child with a carved bear to water the 'beanstalk'.

After a week and a half of travel, the party comes upon a huge city, full of statues, which they soon realize are the citizens of the town, frozen in place. Nike insists on getting through town as soon as possible, but Guin wishes to explore a large store called Krelmart.

Next Episode: Syzygy 013 - Oops.
Echidna's Revenge

A pirate ship, captained by Nikephoros Teskos.

It contains a small shrine, created by Guin.

There is a sword bent in the shape of a pretzel somewhere aboard, bought by Nike at JUNK.

#### Shrine Rocks

* Orange-sized rock (obtained at the Elvish Temple)
* Shiny rock (Guin won from Grog in a game of Liar's Dice)

#### Crew Members

* Nikephoros Teskos - Captain
* Nira Sailstealer - Quartermaster
* Corus Teskos
* Grog
* Bren
* Dell
* Saul - Medic
* Plantain
Given Guthrie

A stout elven man of some wealth, who hosted a dinner party that the party attended. He lives in a sprawling mansion in the town of Fallholt. He is 'just barely starting to show signs of age', making him at least 500.

He is a colleague of Grandmother Latzgraff, and has met Mike, when Mike was about fifteen. He left a painting to Mike, to be picked up by the party at a dinner party.

Given is Credence's uncle, and seems not to know about Credence's various nefarious deeds.

He was found dead in his room with his throat cut by Mr. Gilby on the morning the competition he declared was to be held.
Lindsey Montague

One of Given Guthrie's dinner guests. A black-haired human woman who seemed very interested in the party.

She was a politician, she and Daniel Burningsong were competing for the same governor's seat 'a few counties over'. She claimed to not dislike Daniel, despite other saying so. It seems that Daniel also believes that she disliked him. She said that he 'does not giver [her] enough credit for what she can do as a politician'.

She claimed to have spent the night of Given's murder putting her hair in curlers, but Penelope said that she saw her sneak into Given's room and that she committed the murders. She attempted to run away through the hedge maze and the party caught her and Nike recovered the item she's presumably stolen from Given Guthrie.

Lindsey was arrested and sent to Atterdeen Prison, but escaped aided by a guard. She then went to Atterdeen Library and laid a trap for the party. Once they defeat the trap, she told them that they 'passed the test'. She was captured and taken back to Cavefell, where Nike attempted to torture her for information. They found out that she was working with someone called Gerry and that she has a tattoo on her shoulder, resembling markings the party members all have which symbolize the sun moon and earth respectively.

Lindsey slit her own throat after revealing this information. Nike arranged for her burial in the Cavefell Cemetary, under the false name of 'Lavender'.

She was allergic to grapes.
Cavefell

A coastal town where the museum and the Fuck Hole are located. Janine the Centaur is its mayor.

Cavefell is so called because it is located in a basin of what was at one time underground, now caved in and open to the sky. It was allegedly caved in by a giant sea serpent being slain and landing on the area. Bones of this serpent still remain in the gulf, though the skull and a rib were salvaged by Guin and Remy.

Cavefell has an annual founding festival where the story of the town's founding is reenacted, as well as a winter festival featuring drinking and revelry.

The town is next to a gulf, and has a harbor that can be seen from the hill that The Fuck Hole is located on.

#### Notable Locations

* Mike's Museum
* The Fuck Hole
* Mike's House
* Cavefell General Store
* Cavefell Harbor
* The Engreebling Grove
* Canoe Rental Hut
* Cavefell Inn
* Cavefell Cemetary

#### Notable NPCs

* Mike Latzgraff
* Jake Latzgraff
* Remy Bramblehaus
* Helpless Coverdale
* Amos
* Sean
* Daphne
* Janine
* Jesse
* Winifred
Fisto

A four foot tall tiefling who loves to party. A devotee of Noot-noot. Smells aggressively like skunk, due to the weed.

She has some history with Nike. She used to be a rigger on the Echidna's Revenge, but was marooned at Tortuga after accidentally setting the sails on fire and nearly sinking the ship. She somehow escaped.

According to Nike, Guin is 'somehow more tolerable' than Fisto.
Syzygy 029

Syzygy 029 - Nonlethally

> In which we do! not! kill! anyone!
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The twenty-ninth episode in the Syzygy arc.

Previous Episode: Bloopers 003 - Egg
Previous Syzygy Episode: Syzygy 028 - Lavender and Pink

After Lindsey's funeral, the party heads to Palasain in answer to Steadfast's letter. When they arrive, they discover that the town is strangely deserted. The party is attacked by a person who is moving strangely and foaming at the mouth. It seems like the shadow of the person is puppeting them. Guin quickly knocks out the person.

Suddenly an anthropomorphic Displacer Beast bursts from the bushes, and Guin attacks her reflexively. Nike and Kodak discuss that the Displacer Beast may actually be sentient. Several more shadow-puppetted beings emerge, and the Displacer Beast uses 'Toll the Dead' on them.

Everyone, including the Displacer Beast, climbs into the party's cart and they head to the graveyard to look for Steadfast. There are several fresh graves. The Displacer Beast introduces herself as Lady Mittens, the Destroyer, and seems to be a Cleric. She says she's been curing people, but the curse spreads too rapidly to contain.

Steadfast meets the party, and explains that he didn't send any letter to them. A day ago a group of 'about 5' people came to town looking for the party and causing a ruckus, but he didn't contact them. These people cursed someone who told them to leave, and are apparently hiding out at the church of Noot-noot.

The party go to the Church of Noot-noot and hear someone downstairs. The stairs are very rickety, so the proceed with caution. Lady Mittens climbs down with her tentacles, and Guin Assassin's Creeds down. Kodak walks down and a stair breaks beneath him, but he recovers. Nike waits at the top of the stairs.

In the basement, the party finds a group of 5 identical halflings focusing on some sort of spell in a circle. Guin breaks their concentration and four of them disappear, leaving one. Guin, Lady Mittens and Kodak attack and incapacitate the halfling. Guin drags him up to the sanctuary and ties him to a pew.

The halfling introduces himself as Ronnie. Guin recognizes him as one of her worshipers from Stone Henge. Ronnie says that 'The Ones' have 'always been watching' Guin. He said he got a letter teaching him magic and instructing him with what to do in order to test Guin's abilities.

Nike summons Gary and asks him if he knows anyone called Gerry. Gary admits that he has a brother called Gerry, but they haven't been in contact. Lady Mittens attempts to summon Gerry, by yelling "Six." into a cup of water, but this summons Barry, Gary and Gerry's father instead. Barry tells the party that to summon Gerry they need to draw a specific symbol on an exactly 15 foot tall spruce on the full moon.

The party and Lady Mittens return to Cavefell and meed up with Mike who asks them to return in the morning. Guin traps Ronnie in her spa with several sandwiches.

Next Episode: Syzygy 030 - "As your therapist..."
Gerry

Gerry (Full name Gerald) is Gary's brother. He is disliked by most of his family, including his father, Barry.

He's apparently jealous about how quickly Gary took to magic.

To summon Gerry, one needs to draw a specific symbol on an exactly 15 foot tall spruce on the night of the full moon.

Gerry is affiliated with Lindsey Montague. He has something to do with how she got past the truth serum at Given's dinner party.
Syzygy 013

Syzygy 013 - Oops.

> Ah, unlucky episode thirteen. We fucked up.
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The thirteenth episode in the Syzygy arc.

Previous Episode: Syzygy 012 - The Orphan Farm

Nike, spooked by the statues, leaves Guin alone to explore the Krelmart. Guin starts out cautiously, but then just begins looting the store.

Nike and Kodak attempt to leave town, but find themselves stopped by an invisible barrier. Kodak spots a mysterious hooded figure outside the barrier, and hypothesizes that this figure caused the barrier to exist. The two go back to pick up Guin.

The three meet back up at Krelmart, and Guin shares some Goodberries she's stolen. In the clothing section, Guin disovers Bowie, a small warforged orc, hiding in a stall. He says he was separated from his father by a monster. The party decides to try and help him find his dad at the bank the two were headed to.

The party arrives at the bank, finding the occupants petrified. They decide to rob the bank, as no one is around to stop them. Nike and Guin start stealing money, while Kodak helps Bowie look for his dad. Nike and Guin are both hit by some sort of strange beam, presumably the security system, but nothing seems to happen. Not finding Bowie's dad, they head out to search the nearby area.

The three find the Basilisk climbing down the side of a building and commence fighting it. Guin restrains the creature with a ginat stone hand and Nike uses the Rogue Bow's abilities to explode it to bits, however, there is collateral damage. In hte explosion, several of the petrified figures in the street are destroyed, making them unrecoverable, including, as it is revealed, Bowie's Father.

The party decides to bring Bowie back to The Orphan Farm. On the way, Guin reveals to Bowie that she 'might have' crushed her own father figure to death.

At The Orphan Farm, Nike accepts a Stone of Farspeech from Merrick, and they leave Bowie with him. They begin settling to camp in the yard, but Guin spots her reflection in a window, and discovers that it is terrifyingly distorted. After tests and much discussion the party determines that the cause of the distortion is the beam she was hit by at Marnmouth Bank.

Next Episode: Syzygy 014 - 'Gary, I love you.'
Bloopers 001

Bloopers 001 - The Ceremonial Unplugging of the Carbon Monoxide Detector

> Hey there! We ran out of buffer (who would’ve thought that there would be a pandemic that would eat up SIX MONTHS of audio… ha… ha…), so this is it until we can get new audio equipment for remote recordings. Thanks for sticking with us!
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Previous Episode: Syzygy 009 - The Vast Cavity

The first blooper reel episode, originally intended to be Patreon-only content, however, due to the COVID-19 pandemic, it was released at the end of the queue.

Next Episode: Syzygy 010 - The Coccoon

Next Bloopers: Bloopers 002
Gregory Longfield

One of Given Guthrie's dinner guests. A tiefling with long, silver hair. He seems to have only cleaned up for the occasion.

He is some sort of mercenary.

Gregory is somewhat fearful of Guin, and seems to have suspicions that she plans to kill someone at Given's party. Guin repeatedly states that she just wants to be friends with Greg, seemingly sincere.

During Syzygy 020, Gergory disappears and seems to be able to open doors in the mansion when they are sealed shut to all others. At this point, everyone begins to assume that he is the killer.
Shitface

A chonky wall-eyed brown Himalayan cat Played by Max in Shots 001. He was originally a Kittypet (Often called Shitface by his Twolegs) but later became a RiverClan Warrior.

Shitface is 60 moons old and 'incredibly jacked' and his tongue is constantly sticking out.

#### Stats

* Strength: 3
* Intelligence: 1
* Spirit: 1

#### Skills

* Swim I
* Arch I
* Bite I
* Climb I
* Wrestle I

#### Knacks

* Launch
* Herb Lore
* Twoleg Lore
Syzygy 015

Syzygy 015 - Bigger Fish to Fry

> In which an ancient civilization is rediscovered, sick flips are made, and we learn what it’s like to be small.
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The fifteenth episode in the Syzygy arc.

Previous Episode: Syzygy 014 - 'Gary, I love you.'

Thankfully, Guin's shout does not awaken any malevolent beings. The party begins exploring the town, with Guin climbing up onto the dry aqueduct to 'skateboard'. Once Nike points out the tree faces, Guin attempts to communicate in Primordial, but fails to wake them by either doing this, or by poking the faces- and assumes that they are all dead. Kodak and Nike actually begin collecting artifacts and trying to find out more information. The buildings and furniture are all very large compared to the party.

Upon finding all there is to find, the party follows the aqueduct, heading into a deep woods, and then into a large city, similarly abandoned. The aqueduct shoots straight up through the canopy of trees. Nike and Kodak contunue to research while Guin messes around with the aqueducts and fountains.

Nike and Kodak discover what looks like a council chamber, and recover a ledger. Kodak then finds drawings in the fountain, that explain a series of events- small figures began invading, then the fountain dried up. He discovers that something is blocking the irrigation system. They send Guin up the side of the fountain to try and discover why the water stopped. Guin scales the side of the vertical pipe, fixing broken bits as she goes, and discovers a big sphere of water at the top, with a single fish swimming in it. Recalling that killing the Basilisk seemed to cause the barrier around Marnmouth Pass to fall, she concludes that the fish must be killed to release the water.

Not having any way to kill the fish manually, Guin summons Gary the Wizard. Gary produces a large magnifying glass, which he uses to heat the orb. The fish begins morphing into a terrifying creature. Guin threatens the creature and it pops the orb, whooshing downward through the tube, and dissapears.

On the ground, the Dryads return to life. They are unable to communicate with the party, but seem to approve of their actions, and offer them a staff, and allow them to take home some artifacts of their culture.

Next Episode: Shots 001 - We Can Do Drugs About This

Next Syzygy Episode: Syzygy 016 - 'I Suplexed a Bear'
Guin's Dad?

Guin spoke of him to Bowie after his father's death. He raised Guin and was 'kind of her dad, but, not really her dad'. She says that he was crushed to death, and that she may or may not have been the one to do it. She 'doesn't know' if she's okay about it.

In Syzygy 020 Guin tells Credence that he died 'like a week before' Credence kidnapped her.

Guin also tells Nike about him at The Orphan Farm.
Blue Frogger

The Blue Frogger is a variant of the civilian Frogger helicopter in Grand Theft Auto V.

## Design

It has a dark metallic blue color, following the pattern of the Frogger model.

## How to get it

He is seen on the skydiving mission in Paleto Bay, to get it you must kill the pilot, or hold the enter button that is already equivalent to steal him.
Libra

Libra was a contestant and survivor of Season One. Libra received the Notable Guest, Best Social Game and Least Voted Awards on his season.

## Competition History

Death Challenges
 The Mermaid's Pool
 The Battle
 The Electric Chair
 The Circus
 The Basement
 The Binding Ritual

## Trivia

* Libra was predicted to win the Season.
* Libra won Immunity during Hour 5, preventing him from being Buried Alive.
* Libra had an alliance with Boopy and Skittery during Season One.
* Libra also had a fairly close relationship with River and Travy throughout Season One.
Syzygy

Syzygy is the first (and currently only) campaign arc of The Bear Table.

It is a Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition game, featuring Max Jackson as Dungeon Master, with RJ Mrakota as Nike and Amber Griffin as Guin. Max also plays a character in the party, called Kodak.

The arc begins with the Kodak, Nike, and Guin waking up together imprisoned and forced to fight in an arena by an elven noble. After the three of them manage to escape, their exploits are noticed by a human called Mike Latzgraff, who hires them to collect artifacts to put in his museum. The series features an episodic structure, with every few episodes being a mission to collect a new artifact for the museum.
Black Cuban 800

The Cuban 800 Black is a variant of the twin engine Cuban 800 in Grand Theft Auto V.

## Color

It has an all black color, black primary color and black secondary color, it has a unique color.

## How get

It can be obtained by luck, sometimes when exchanging for Trevor it will be flying in a black Cuban 800 and can be stored in a hangar.
Skittery

Skittery was a contestant on Season One, placing 2nd.

## Skittery

### Cause Of Death

Absorbed by the Binding Tool in the Binding Ritual

## Challenge History

Death Challenges
 The Ungodly Machine
 The Mermaid's Pool
 The Battle
 The Electric Chair
 The Circus
 The Basement
 The Binding Ritual

## Trivia

* Skittery was predicted to place 3rd in his season.
* Skittery's last words were "yeah"
* Skittery had an alliance with Libra and Boopy during his season.
The Orphan Farm

Lysander and Merrick's home, nicknamed 'The Orphan Farm' by the party.

It consists of a very large house, a shack (General Goods) by the side of the road, and at least one wheat field.

The couple tends to take care of stray children brought by by adventurers. The oldest child is 'like 10'.

#### The Children

* Washpot, an opossom goblin boy
* a tiefling girl
* a firblog boy
* an elf
* (later) Bowie, a [[Warforged|warforged}} resembling an orc

Guin planted the Magic Can of Beans on the edge of their field, resulting in a sprout a few weeks later. It's 'weird and a little juicy'.