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*A season with only two episodes? That would be outrageous, even for us. So here's a third to help us transition from Dark Empire sadness to Victory's Price sadness. In this episode, we all ask a Star Wars question and then play a very exciting game of Eat, Pray, Love.*

## Episode 151

### **A Star Wars Questions**:

**What Star Wars character should have a Wandavision-style trauma flashback?**

**On the Phantom Menace Jedi Council who has the biggest dick?**

**Does Yarael Poof wear his neck tie like this or like this?**

**Which book from earlier in the podronto become canon AS IS?**

### **Highlights:**

* Interrupting the opening died in the pandemic.
* One emotional traumatizing fiction per week, please
* Nothing like a Saf Laugh
* linkpending - Last Mention of PZ
* Boba Fett is Ahab, Han is the whale
* Captain Holt GILF (Gentleman I'd Like to F)
* Pain on Tattooine: A Star Wars Story

* WAR MONGERS HAVE SMALL DICKS
* You don't become Grand Master of the Jedi if you're packing.
* Yarael Poof's neck is 7 ties tall.
* 23:00 Salad Fingers reference.
* "The entirety of the Jedi Council has nothing on...[REDACTED]
* "Prince Xizor and Isolder are the same person." - Ash
* "Event Horizon, Jason X, and Alien Resurrection are one movie." - Saf

* Meg is not okay with the himboification of Jason Voorhees.

* "I've been involved with worse cults." - Heath
* Saf's subconcious is Ash's sleep paralysis demon and vice versa.

* Yoda is the love child of Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog.
* Remember to ask Saf to draw "good" grampa Palpatine after 2021
* "There's a lot of good meat there." - Heath
* "I have a long rant about that but we don't need to go into it." - Meg, channeling everyone
* Everyone remember to use Heath's new hashtag #ImADaddy
* "Who in Star Wars has not built a Death Star of SOME size?" - Heath
* Fuck the NYT, except the crossword puzzle.
* "All I'm hearing right now is white noise..." "All I'm hearing is just Eat... Pray... Love..." "I think you mean Womb... Waru... Poof..."
* Barefoot's Legal!
* Air Jar-Jar's when?
* No Meat, Only Feet
* "Crispy bones? I'm okay with that." Meg
* Tonight, On Rogue Podron; Memes and Commentary
* "Every movie that isn't TROS is a Flashback Movie." - Danny

1. Corran Horn, Tycho Celchu, Wedge Antilles
2. Dracula Palpatine, Ken Palpatine, Trioculus
3. ESB Boba Fett, Prequel Yoda, TROS Palpatine
4. Dark Empire Leia, Crystal Star Luke, Courtship Han
5. Prince Isolder, Admiral Ackbar, Dexter Jettster
6. Warlord Gabor, Kitten Loormat, Prince Admiral Baby Bear
7. Waru, Yarael Poof, The Bendu
8. Jar-Jar's Feet, Watto's Nose, Mas Ameda's Lekku
9. Yrica Quell, Hasram Namir, Jyn Erso

**Responses to Last Week's Glistener Question:** If you designed a murderbot, what ridiculous name would you give it and what would its specialty be?

**Rogue Leader**: The Sea Queen.

**Rogue Six**: Craig

**Rogue Two**: Steven

**Rogue Nine**: Stephen

**Rogue Seven**: Saf

### **Glistener Responses:**

* X-Wings in History -- I'd make an aging protocol droid named B1-D3N, and it would gather up everyone's good ideas and do absolutely fuck-all with them until everyone died of old age and/or plague, or until the stormtroopers showed back up to kill everybody. It is DEVESTATINGLY effective.
* Bentham's Icon -- DestructionatTroniator-B-Nought-One (DaTB01 for short). It balances on a single set of wheels and it's specialty is enriching defense contractors at the expense of social programs.
* Yubsie -- I would call it Labby and it would fit hydrofluoric acid at people so they wouldn't even realize they were about to die
* Caitlin -- MUR-D3R. Specialty: gaining trust through seemingly ironic name. People would be like “that’s too obvious, must be a safe droid” and then they would be murdered.
* SJK -- It looks like Twiki from Buck Rogers, totally non-threatening and child-like in appearance and form. His name is be BD-bd, but his friends call him Beedee. His specialty: a modded slugthrower in his pelvic region. Firing double taps, he can be heard saying beedeebeedeebeedeeznutz

* Liam -- I would name it Robit because it would be small, and I'd have it kill bugs like mosquitoes and flies!
* Jay -- It would be a droid that focused on fancy etiquette and protocol and it would kill anyone who used the wrong fork at a state dinner. So basically Threepio but more assertive.
* Kirby -- Boomer - R2-C4. Likes setting off explosions.
* Franklin -- Murderbot H-0LD (Ell-Dee for short). Designed for murder and to wait on hold for me on those long customer service calls.
* Swara -- Jellicle Bot
* TomtheFanboy -- The J0-11Y Holi-bot. It's just a mouse droid that hides in the air vents and follows you around playing holiday music.
* Abby -- it’s name is FK-U and it just reminds you of every embarrassing moment of your life until you die of embarrassment
* Dinner Leader -- it's a bullet, a self-propelled bullet, but like a friendly one. "BB" is taken in the Star Wars universe unfortunately so I think I'd call it Pash Jr.
* Nick -- P-00 it would just shit on you online until you died irl.... most people would know it as Comments.
* dandy -- C1-13F, “Chef,” specializes in exquisite cuisine and poisoning said dishes.
* Jamie -- SHR-33K would lurk in the shadows of the victim's home, wait until they go for their midnight snack/drink/pee, and jump-scare the victim in perfect thriller fashion, inducing fatal heart attacks and leaving no evidence
* Jason -- I'd name it "What" so that every time What killed somebody everyone'd be like omg what killed them? And the coroner would be like "What killed them!" And everyone would be like "yeah that's what we're here asking!" And they'd be like "AHH What is here too?" "What is here?" "AHHH"
* Mike -- MK36 D0-G0. Disguised as an inconspicuous canine “companion droid” that’s face opens up to reveal a modified “primitive gun” that shoots its victims with a poisonous dart.
* Mika -- TOB REDRUM

* Oaty -- I would call it the O-B1. Its specialty, sorry “speciality”, would be Sith Lords. Or it would specialize in Hutt assassination and, in a twist of irony, be called Triple-Ziro.
* Beer Fett -- FV3K-044 has business to attend to tonight but asked me to submit its name in its stead.

**Glistening Bodhi goes to:**

Mika (from Saf and Meg), Liam (Ash), Jason (from Danny), Bentham (from Heath)

Glistening Borgullet for Meg

### **This Week's Glistener Question:** What piece of literature would you like to see an episode of The Book of Boba Fett be based on?

Meg: Alice in WonderlandAsh: Hunger Games

Heath: Hop on Pop