Bonus Character Dialogue

Various conversations occur when the Avengers are near each other in outposts or during elevator rides in missions. Each character have their own unique conversations with other characters. This page is meant to catalog these conversations. These can also be used to either build out character biographies or fill in certain plot elements.

Dialogue should go under the name of the character who starts the conversation.

## Dialogue

### **Steve Rogers / Captain America**

#### With Tony Stark / Iron Man:

Captain America: Tony.
Iron Man: Good to have you back on board, Cap.
Captain America: Ever miss the old days, Tony?
Iron Man: Which old days? Yours or mine?
Captain America: C'mon, you know what I mean.
Iron Man: Yeah, sometimes. Before A-Day they felt simpler, if you can believe that.
Captain America: Do you miss that trailer you were living in?
Iron Man: Well it was bigger than my room on the Chimera.
Captain America: You should try living in a space egg for five years.
Captain America: So you got a taste for being poor.
Iron Man: I mean, me poor. Not Great Depression poor.
Captain America: Still. It gives you perspective.
#### With Bruce Banner / Hulk:

Captain America: Were you lonely by yourself?
Hulk: Hulk fine.
Captain America: Sorry I wasn't there for you, big guy.
Hulk: HULK NOT CRYING!
#### With Thor Odinson / Thor:

Captain America: So, New York, huh? I get it. Some place to lose yourself.
Thor: I was not lost. I knew exactly where I was.
Captain America: That's, uh... not a figure of speech.
Captain America: So you haven't been back home.
Thor: No. I owe Midgard a debt.
Captain America: We're gonna pay it.
Thor: I do miss Asgard's gleaming spires.
Captain America: Thinkin about growing a beard.
Thor: Do so! It will be glorious!
Captain America: Do enemies ever grab yours in a fight?
Thor: Hmm. Never twice.
Captain America: Decided on a theme song yet, Thor?
Thor: Are you... teasing me?
Captain America: Sorry. Tony put me up to it.
Captain America: How do you think our new Avenger is doing?
Thor: She is a natural.
Captain America: Do you think she's safe, out there on her own?
Thor: Are any of us?
Captain America: I don't want to lose sight of the fact that she's still a kid. We've got a responsibility to keep her safe.
Thor: That is a fact I take very seriously, I promise you that.
Captain America: Good, just wanted to make sure we were all on the same page.
Captain America: Thor. How's the weather?
Thor: Ah, a thunder joke. Very good.
#### With Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow:

Captain America: Tony changed the background on my laptop. Clowns... again.
Black Widow: Don't worry, I'll help you change it back.
Captain America: So apparently these "Shippers" have websites.
Black Widow: Don't visit those, Steve.
Captain America: Why? What's on them?
Black Widow: Just... trust me on this one.
Captain America: Have you thought about what I said?
Black Widow: Yes, and I don't like it. You're the leader, Cap.
Captain America: For now. But sooner or later, someone's going to have to take over.
Black Widow: Let's hope that's a long ways away.
Captain America: How about... the place you grew up and your favorite dessert?
Black Widow: Red Room Pavlova?
Captain America: Nevermind, we'll brainstorm a new alias later.
Captain America: Hey Nat? Thanks.
Black Widow: For what?
Captain America: For not giving up.
Black Widow: I'm not made that way. Neither are you.
Captain America: I feel like I let you all down.
Black Widow: Yes, what AIM did was all your fault.
Captain America: I should have seen it coming...
Black Widow: Get your head in the game, Steve. We need you.
Captain America: Thanks, Nat. You always did know what to say.
Captain America: Did you and Commander Hill have a chance to catch up?
Black Widow: Yeah. I always liked her. Even when she was in training, you could tell she was gonna be somebody. Glad Fury saw that too.
Captain America: He does have a knack for... sorry, did?
#### With Kamala Khan / Ms. Marvel:

Captain America: I still remember your story, Kamala.
Ms. Marvel: My evil sewer lizards masterpiece?
Captain America: Pretty imaginative stuff.
Captain America: I think it's nice you write. I used to draw.
Ms. Marvel: No way. We should make a comic book together!
Captain America: I don't know if... hmm, okay.
Captain America: Be honest, how was my spaghetti?
Ms. Marvel: It was -- It was so good.
Captain America: Don't lie.
Ms. Marvel: Um, I don't know how to respond to that.
Captain America: Don't take offense if I worry about you.
Ms. Marvel: But... didn't you have a younger partner in the war?
Captain America: That's why I worry.
Captain America: Got anyone special back home?
Ms. Marvel: I'm... not allowed to date.
Captain America: I didn't ask that.
Ms. Marvel: You're pretty smart for an old guy!
Captain America: Hey.
Ms. Marvel: The eagle flies at midnight.
Captain America: Uh, what?
Ms. Marvel: Tony lied to me, didn't he?
Captain America: I assume so.
Captain America: Sorry about that.
Ms. Marvel: That's okay. I'll get my revenge.
Captain America: Need any help?
Ms. Marvel: I might ask Bruce. I don't think anyone's ever asked him to be in on a prank before.
Captain America: He's... not great at being pranked back, is all.
Captain America: So what's Captain Ameri-Marvel?
Ms. Marvel: Oh that's a ship of you and Captain Marvel!
Captain America: A ship?
Ms. Marvel: Short for relationship. It means people want you to date!
Captain America: That's... kinda weird. Are there many ships with me in them?
#### With Kate Bishop:

Captain America: We make a pretty good team, if you ask me.
Kate Bishop: Yeah, not bad. Does this mean I get to hold the shield?
Captain America: Uh... maybe when you're older.

### **Tony Stark / Iron Man**

#### With Steve Rogers / Captain America:

Iron Man: OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN...
Captain America: You gonna keep going?
Iron Man: I... don't know the rest.
Captain America: You're looking for, "Our fearful trip is done."
Iron Man: You feeling alright?
Captain America: Yeah. It's just that one shoulder. Ever since I got back.
Iron Man: Oh. Careful not to throw out your hip next time, old man.
Captain America: That's funny, Tony.
Iron Man: Eh, not joking.
Iron Man: Not quite the same, is it...
Captain America: Suppose we oughta be grateful we're here at all.
Iron Man: Sure. Yeah. Sure, that's one way of looking at it.
Captain America: But that's not how you're looking at it?
Iron Man: I miss being famous.
Iron Man: You remember. The way people's faces lit up when we arrived?
Captain America: Sure I do.
Iron Man: I miss it. I miss being mobbed with cameras and I miss the shrieking and the yelling. I miss... people looking at me.
Captain America: I'm looking at you right now.
Iron Man: And I appreciate it. It's just not the same.
Iron Man: You know they hate us now. People.
Captain America: Oh really?
Iron Man: Oh. Really. You should have heard the things they said about us. Terrible things, all over the internet.
Captain America: Didn't you tell me never to read the comments on those things?
Iron Man: Yeah but that's only because when we first got you a computer, you insisted on politely replying to ALL of them.
Iron Man: So what's next?
Captain America: I was thinking about another cup of coffee.
Iron Man: That's an idea, but I meant in the long term.
Captain America: Oh, of course. Well, lunch, at some point, I would imagine.
Iron Man: You know, I think that kid is a bad influence on you. You have a real attitude now, mister.
Iron Man: For once, though, I'm being serious.
Captain America: What was the question?
Iron Man: Kamala's a hell of a start, but we might want to think about who to pass all this on to.
Captain America: You want to get MORE kids involved in all this?
Iron Man: I would settle for some spry twenty-somethings.
Iron Man: 10 bucks you couldn't bench me.
Captain America: Tony...
Iron Man: Yeah, fine, mission, whatever.
#### With Bruce Banner / Hulk:

Iron Man: Talk through something with me.
Hulk: Alright, shoot.
Iron Man: We're the brains of this operation, right? I mean, JARVIS probably counts, but that's just a reflection of me in the end...
Hulk: Where are you headed with this?
Iron Man: I think we have a long term problem.
#### With Thor Odinson / Thor:

Iron Man: So this Heimdall guy can see... everything?
Thor: All things in all realms.
Iron Man: ...I am never going to the bathroom again.
Iron Man: Thor. Science talk with me.
Thor: Gladly. How may I advance the mortal arts?
Iron Man: I wanna run some tests on the hammer.
Thor: ...Tony.
Iron Man: So you think we have a chance?
Thor: Before, I never would've doubted it. But we are not as we once were.
Iron Man: I'd really like to end this on a positive note.
Thor: Agreed. But whether we succeed or fail, there is no one I would rather have at my side.
Iron Man: You're talking about Cap now, aren't you.
#### With Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow:

Iron Man: So you're not... resistance-ing anyone special right now?
Black Widow: Stop trying to fix me up with Happy.
Iron Man: Oh, he doesn't want to date you. He wants a rematch.
Black Widow: If I knock him out again, he'll never get over it. You said he was a pro boxer.

### **Bruce Banner / Hulk**

#### With Steve Rogers / Captain America:

Hulk: Hold shield.
Captain America: Not sure if that's a good idea.
Hulk: Shield!
Captain America: Eh, maybe later.
Hulk: *Roars* You.
Captain America: Roar?
Hulk: *Affirmative grunt*

#### With Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow:

*Missing information.*

Black Widow:

#### With T'Challa / Black Panther:

*Missing information.*

TBA

Thor: Tell me, how

### **Thor Odinson / Thor**

#### With Steve Rogers / Captain America:

Thor: You know, I too have used shields, in times past.
Captain America: Oh yeah? How'd that work out?
Thor: They were not as hard as my skull.
Captain America: I believe it.
Thor: Aye, I left Mjolnir in the park.
Captain America: You didn't worry someone would take it?
Thor: None would be worthy.
Captain America: Come on, there must be someone.
Thor: If there is, he stands beside me now.
Thor: Captain... when you were frozen those long years, did you dream?
Captain America: If I did, I can't remember. Why do you ask?
Thor: Idle curiosity.
Thor: When I was on my own, I tried to keep your example in my heart. I tried to do good for your sake.
Captain America: Thor: I'm touched.
Thor: It felt right. But I did miss this. The crashing of heads together. Glorious.
#### With Tony Stark / Iron Man:

Thor: I have been watching you, in the field of battle.
Iron Man: I appreciate it. I always perform better with an audience.
Thor: You are fearsome and glorious as always. But I can tell, the suit is doing more work than it once did.
Iron Man: Well, I'm out of practice. I've had years of glorious inactivity. Of course I'm going to lean on the tech until I get my sea legs again.
Thor: Oh, I have no doubt that day will come. But you are mortal. This cannot be forever.
Iron Man: ...Dude!
Thor: What happens in 20 years, when you can no longer match the suit?
Iron Man: This feels like an intervention. It's just not what I thought it would be for...
Thor: I will fight beside you until the end of all things. But I do not think you are a man who knows his limits.
Iron Man: I will give you that.
Thor: I want you to live as long a life as you deserve. But you must be willing to let go, when the time comes.
Thor: May I be frank with you?
Iron Man: You can be anyone you want to be, pal.
Thor: I do not wish to overstep my bounds, but there is something we must discuss.
Iron Man: Oh, you want to be Serious Frank, I see. You have my full attention.
Thor: I worry about you. I worry about your future.
Iron Man: Huh. Didn't see that coming.
#### With Bruce Banner / Hulk:

Thor: So I heard you made yourself a nest of sorts aboard the Chimera.
Hulk: NOT NEST! HULK NOT LIKE BIRD! WAS CAVE, LIKE BEAR!
Thor: And a mighty bear you would make, my friend!
Thor: But say I wanted to tell te Hulk something. Does he recall what you have heard?
Hulk: Are you asking me if I can leave the Hulk a message?
Thor: Perhaps not exactly in those words, but that was the thrust of my questioning, yes.
Hulk: Why do you want to communicate with him?
Thor: Well, it's private. Between me and Hulk.
Thor: So, is it possible?
Hulk: We can try, but I have to tell you, I formally resent being the human component in a game of telephone. What's the message?
Thor: Ah! Good. Please tell the Hulk he won. His high-fives are the hardest, and I don't want him to them anymore. My hand hurts.
Hulk: I have a lot of actual work to do.
Thor: Of course.
Hulk: I just gonna... if you don't mind...
Thor: Right. Yes. Ha ha! Good, good!
#### With Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow:

Thor: It pleases me to once again fight by your side, Natasha.
Black Widow: Likewise. It's good to finally take the battle to AIM out in the open.
Thor: Agreed. AIM's plans cannot come to pass.
#### With Kamala Khan / Ms. Marvel:

Thor: The others worry about you. They fear for your safety in these dangerous times.
Ms. Marvel: That include you?
Thor: No. I see the measure of you. It is my privilege to walk beside you.
Thor: Your garb -- it truly suits you!
Ms. Marvel: Really? You think so!
Thor: Indeed! Fierce, yet refined! I approve.
Thor: Settle a wager between myself and Stark.
Ms. Marvel: That sounds like a terrible idea, but sure. Whatcha got?
Thor: When you were a child- er, more of a child- a smaller child, that is, and you were... a fan of us, who was your favorite?
Ms. Marvel: Captain Marvel.
Thor: Uh, no, that...wasn't what I meant.
Ms. Marvel: You're confusing me.
Thor: Who was your favorite among us? Banner?
Ms. Marvel: I think it's in everyone's best interest if I don't answer this question.
Thor: You are right, of course. We gain nothing by this.
Ms. Marvel: It was so long ago, it just doesn't seem like it really matters anymore.
Thor: Agreed. I will tell Stark you said that I was your favorite, and then we can all let the matter rest.
Ms. Marvel: Wait, whaaaaaat?
Thor: I know that you are confident, and brave. I beg you not to take this the wrong way.
Ms. Marvel: Oh, boy... Okay, lay it on me.
Thor: I have watched you fight, and you are fierce.
Ms. Marvel: Whoa, really? Really? Uh... thank you?
#### With Kate Bishop:

Kamala khan: hey Kate

kamala khan : Kate if we were call the k team what should we do as the k team

kate bishop: we’ll Kamala we could do a lot of things as the k team we shoot arrows play board games but I really like to spend time with you I’m mean Clint he is all right but he is not all there y know

kamala khan : I know you have no idea how much I miss you

kate bishop: awww I miss you too

### **Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow**

#### With Steve Rogers / Captain America:

Black Widow: We need to do something about Bruce.
Captain America: We've talked about this, Nat.
Black Widow: We can't avoid it forever, Steve.
Captain America: I'm not gonna be the one to tell Banner that he's hogging all the hot water!
Black Widow: You ever think you'd hand down the mantle?
Captain America: I think I got a few years left in me. Someday, maybe. Why, you interested?
Black Widow: No thanks. I'd prefer to stay out of the spotlight.
Black Widow: Okay, you've got a flock of pigeons against a group of Jack Russel Terriers.
Captain America: How many terriers?
Black Widow: Let's say five.
Captain America: How determined are the pigeons?
Black Widow: They're fighting over a meatball sub.
Captain America: Oh, pigeons, all the way.

#### With Thor Odinson / Thor:

Black Widow: So the Valkyries... they know how you're going to die?
Thor: Merely a rumor.
Black Widow: Figured.
Thor: They can see when your death is approaching, but not what form it will take.
Black Widow: Warriors who die go to Valhalla?
Thor: Only the finest.
Black Widow: Where they spend eternity fighting.
Thor: There is no greater reward.
Black Widow: ... I can think of a few.
Black Widow: Listen, you have to stop stealing my ponytail holders.
Thor: I did not!
Black Widow: I found five of them under your bed.
Thor: It... was... the cat.
Black Widow: We don't have a cat.
#### With Kamala Khan / Ms. Marvel:

Black Widow: So, your mom called me.
Ms. Marvel: Oh no...
Black Widow: She was great. Just wanted to make sure you're safe.
Ms. Marvel: I told her you were like a sister to me. I hope that's OK.
Black Widow: So you can polymorph into... other people?
Ms. Marvel: I've only done it once. By accident.
Black Widow: Who was it?
Ms. Marvel: Eh... it's embarrassing.
Black Widow: Come on. I told you about the thing with the pancakes.
#### With Kate Bishop:

Black Widow: I'm not used to you being as tall as me.
Kate Bishop: What are you talking about? You're way taller.
Black Widow: Not for a while now, kid.
Kate Bishop: Well you must just have a very... tall personality.
Black Widow: Thank you?
Black Widow: Been keeping up with your training?
Kate Bishop: You know it! Best shape of my life, baby!
Black Widow: Oh really? Think you can take me?
Kate Bishop: Hahahaha! No. Best shape of my life is probably, like, you recovering from a cold.

### **Kamala Khan / Ms. Marvel**

#### With Steve Rogers / Captain America:

Ms. Marvel: Do you still go to Brooklyn? You know, to visit?
Captain America: It's not really the same as I remember.
Ms. Marvel: Yeah, but... it's home, right?
Captain America: Tough question. Maybe some other time.
Ms. Marvel: Do you mind talking about the war?
Captain America: Not as much as I'd mind people forgetting.
Ms. Marvel: Is there anything you miss about the 40s?
Captain America: Back then, I knew all the coolest dance moves.
Ms. Marvel: Really?
Ms. Marvel: Did you know Sinatra?
Captain America: Everyone in the 40's didn't know each other.
Ms. Marvel: Oh. Did you know FDR?
Captain America: ...Yes.
Ms. Marvel: I wish I could tell younger me she'd be with Captain America right now!
Captain America: Well if you get the chance, you should tell her she'll be an Avenger someday.

#### With Bruce Banner / Hulk:

Ms. Marvel: Is it me, or are you a lighter shade of green today, Hulk?
Hulk: *Grunt*
Ms. Marvel: Don't worry, you rock any and all shades of green. It's your jam! If... jam was green.
Ms. Marvel: Who would win in a fight between you and --
Hulk: HULK!
Ms. Marvel: Oh yeah. Pfft, stupid question.
#### With Thor Odinson / Thor:

Ms. Marvel: So could you conjure up a storm to get me out of a pop quiz?
Thor: That would be an abuse of my power.
Ms. Marvel: Right. I'm sorry--
Thor: Hah, I jest! Of course I would.
Ms. Marvel: Okay, I'm just gonna ask. Has anyone ever lifted it?
Thor: Despite what Stark has been saying, no one on board this vessel, besides myself, has ever wielded Mjolnir.
Ms. Marvel: Do you thik anyone could?
Thor: Time and the hammer decide who is worthy. I do not.

### **Kate Bishop**

#### With Steve Rogers / Captain America:

Kate Bishop: Hi Cap!
Captain America: Hey, you're on the team now. You can call me Steve if you want.
Kate Bishop: Oof, no, that's so weird. Like calling your teacher by their first name.
Captain America: ... I'm not sure how I feel about that.
Kate Bishop: You're looking good, all things considered.
Captain America: ...Thank you?
Kate Bishop: I didn't mean that in a creepy way, just, for like a guy who was born, like, a hundred years ago... I'm gonna stop talking.
Kate Bishop: So, that weather, huh? Small talk...
Captain America: What?
Kate Bishop: I find silences awkward, but I do not think I fixed it.
#### With Tony Stark / Iron Man:

Kate Bishop: So you really lived in a trailer for five years? On the grounds of your family's huge mansion...
Iron Man: Until Hulk threw it at Tarleton, yeah.
Kate Bishop: The trailer or the mansion?

#### With Thor Odinson / Thor:

Kate Bishop: Has anyone told you you snore like a bear in your sleep?
Thor: Indeed! A mighty, thunderous roar!
Kate Bishop: Great! Do you think maybe you could tone it down to a light whisper, cause mama needs her beauty sleep.
Thor: Indeed not! Thor is mighty in all things!
Kate Bishop: ...Great.
Kate Bishop: Flying looks fun.
Thor: Indeed it is.
Kate Bishop: You ever get bugs in your eyes?
Thor: I can't say that I have.
#### With Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow:

Kate Bishop: This is fun.

Black Widow: ...Fun?

Kate Bishop: Yeah, you know, endorphins and, like, camaraderie. Do I really have to explain fun to you?

Black Widow: Heh, no. I just like watching you squirm.

#### With Kamala Khan / Ms. Marvel:

Kamala Khan : I miss you, Kate.

Kate Bishop: I miss you too, Kamala.

### **Clint Barton / Hawkeye**

#### With Kamala Khan / Ms. Marvel:

Kamala Khan: So how does feel to be both archer and avenger.

Kate Bishop: it feels great though it does kinda feel like a little odd I mean don’t get me wrong purple is great but I like other colors besides purple like green or yellow

#### With T'Challa / Black Panther:

Black panther: ms bishop have you seen my daggers

Kate Bishop: your daggers I think Clint took it

Black Panther: what, why?

Kate Bishop: cause he said you didn’t need it?

Black Panther: does your partner know that those daggers are very dangerous especially when it has vibranium.

Kate Bishop: I’ll make sure you get your daggers back I promise

### **T'Challa / Black Panther**

#### With Thor Odinson / Thor:

*Missing information.*

Thor:

#### With Clint Barton / Hawkeye:

*Missing information.*

Clint: Hey,