The Vloks Must Be Crazy

**The Vloks Must Be Crazy** is the fifteenth episode of Season 4 of Dumb Teacher and the fifty-fourth episode of the series. It originally aired on December 22, 2008. The episode is the sequel to the Season 3 episode, Back To The Past, and the first episode of Dumb Teacher to be presented in 16:9 aspect ratio.

## Synopsis

When someone breaks into Dan's room and activates his time machine, the perpetrator winds up sending him and three of his four friends back to the Vlokozu Union in 1981, where they must stop a paranoid American assassin from killing Michael Vlokozu and dissolving his union. Michael, by the way, winds up in present-day Greenhill at Choki's house, where Choki introduces him to the future of 2008.

## Plot

The episode begins at nighttime, where Dan is seen fast asleep presumably dreaming about being Michael Vlokozu's personal bodyguard, when suddenly, a blue light comes out of Dan's closet and sucks him inside. Meanwhile, someone breaks into Logan's room and knocks him out with a napkin filled with chloroform and then stuffs him into a sack. Meanwhile, in a desert, Dan falls out of the blue portal he came through, and is then struck by a sack that also came through the same portal he was in. The sack is then revealed to be the same sack Logan was captured in, along with James and Tom. Dan gets them out of the sack and they try to figure out where they are. Up in the sky, they see an Air Vlokozu airplane, which Dan sees through some binoculars, and they all realize that they're in the Vlokozu Union during its era. Dan sees the direction the plane it was coming from and figures out that they could be close to either Caelum, Glonisla or Abeta. The four then head the direction the plane was coming from, resulting in a long walk throughout the desert.

Meanwhile, at the Vlokozu Mansion in Glonisla, last night, Michael Vlokozu is seen ready to have sex with his wife, Laverene Vlokozu, only to be suddenly sucked into a time portal, which is the same one Dan and his friends came through. At Choki's house in present-day Greenhill, Choki is seen in his bathroom looking at a Nasty Nekoz magazine, when suddenly, his house begins shaking. Then, the same portal Michael was sucked into appears, and a silhouette comes out of the portal, which is then revealed to be Michael as Choki comes out of his bathroom to investigate what was going on. When Michael asks where and when he is, Choki tells him the current year and the location he is in. While Michael is slightly devastated over the fact that he dies in 1989 and that the Vlokozu Union dissolves after his death, Choki manages to calm him down by introducing him to his Lintendo Gii console, which amazes him.

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After they arrive home, Dan decides to sell his time machine to a museum in Incheon, South Korea, and he says that while it was nice to spend a week in the Vlokozu Union, his time machine causes nothing but trouble, and that he is going to build a better one some time in the future. After Dan sends his machine through the USPS, he decides to get some ice cream at Aaron's Ice Creamery. 18 years later, Dan has moved to El Kadsre and has started a family with 2 children, and he is also a Sminster franchisee. Dan decides to take his kids to a vacation in Incheon, in a unified Korea. On a visit to the same museum Dan sold his time machine to, his time machine has become a popular exhibition, and his kids show interest in it, with them both saying that they want to invent a time machine like Dan did when they grow up.

## Trivia

* The name of this episode is a parody of the 1980 South African comedy film, The Gods Must Be Crazy.
	+ "Vlok" is a derogatory term against people who were born and/or had lived in the Vlokozu Union.
* This episode was originally going to be called, "Back To The Past: Part II", which is a reference to the 1989 time travel film, Back to the Future: Part II.
* The New Chronicles: Legend of The Blue Vortex, the movie Choki takes Michael Vlokozu to see at the mall was released about a week before the episode premiered