Polaroid

It's a scary item that changes things in the game, such as hiding certain items in NEI depending on the state.

The Polaroid's icon and description are randomized on each game startup, with a small handful of possible states.

## States

1. "..."
2. "Clear as glass."
3. "'M"
4. "It's about time." (unavailable at startup)
5. "If you stare long into the abyss, the abyss stares back."
6. "public Party celebration = new Party();"
7. "V urnerq lbh yvxr EBG13!" (When run through a Caesar cypher with rot 13, this decodes to "I heared you like ROT13!")
8. "11011100"
9. "Vg'f nobhg gvzr." (When run through a Caesar cypher with rot 13, this decodes to "It's about time.")
10. "Schrabidium dislikes the breeding reactor."
11. "yss stares back.6public Party cel"
12. "Red streaks."
13. "Q1"
14. "Q4"
15. "Q3"
16. "Q2"
17. "Two friends before christmas."
18. "Duchess of the boxcars. "P.S.: Thirty-one." "Huh, what does thirty-one mean?""

States 4 and 9 are unobtainable.

Of particular note is state 11, which is referred to as the "broken" state. If the polaroid is in this state, the following happens:

* Certain nuclear explosions use the balefire model (this is normally a 1/100 chance).
* The Thingy and a Certain Secret Book are revealed in JEI, and the secret book is also made available to the creative inventory.
* If the FEL is used with the digamma crystal to destroy a block, that block is replaced with digamma matter instead of digamma fire
* It does something(?) to the CZ33.
* Changes the Name of the Flipped Mare's Leg to "Sonata's Microphone"`.`
* Adds a small animation to the Catalytic Reformer.
* Certain Players get Accessorys
* Many various item descriptions are changed.
	+ Thingy
		- Normal: [to long to write here]
		- Broken: "Yeah I'm not even gonna question that one."
	+ Shimmer Axe
		- Normal: "Timber!"
		- Broken: "shim's toolbox does an e-x-p-a-n-d"
	+ Shimmer Sledge
		- Normal: "Breaks everything, even portals."
		- Broken:
		```
		shimmer no
		drop that hammer
		you're going to hurt somebody
		shimmer no
		shimmer pls
		```
	+ B92 Energy Pistol
		- Normal: "Stay away from me compootur!"
		- Broke:
		```
		A weapon that came from the stars.
		It screams for murder.
		```
		- State 18:
		```
		One could turn the gun into a bomb
		by overloading the capacitors...
		```
	+ Defabricator
		- Normal: "BAD WOLF"
		- Broken: "Did you set your alarm for volcano day?"
	+ Flipped Mare's Leg/ "Sonata's Microphone"
		- Normal: "I hate your guts, Vee."
		- Broken: "Vee guilt-tripped me into this."
	+ Vault 13 canteen
		- Normal: "You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen."
		- Broken: "You sip a sip from your trusty Vault 13 SIPPP"
	+ Stylish Flask
		- Normal: "Smells like disinfectant, tastes like disinfectant."
		- Broken: "Time to get hammered & sickled!"
	+ The First Carl
		- Normal: "Contains actual orange juice!"
		- Broken: "shgehgev u rguer"
	+ The First Fritz Cola
		- Normal: "moremore caffeine"
		- Broken: "ygrogr fgrof bf"
	+ Bottle of S~Cola
		- Normal: "The most delicious beverage in the wasteland!"
		- Broken: "Contains trace amounts of taint."
	+ Bottle of S~Cola RAD
		- Normal: "Tastes like radish and radiation."
		- Broken: "Now with 400% more radiation!"
	+ Sunset Sarsaparilla
		- Normal: "The eternal #2. Screw you, Bradberton!"
		- Broken:
		```
		"Authentic Sunset Juice"

		This smells like fish.
		*sip*
		Yup, that's pretty disgusting.
		...
		...
		*sip*
		```

Even when not in the "broken" state it can influece the game.

* The state determines the time the explosive dart needs to take effect.
* It can apperenlty heal you.
* It enables you to become a "superuser" of the ZOMG Cannon.

The Glitch also has unique item descriptions for each polaroid state.

## Trivia

* Its behaviour is mentioned by the Glitch ;"Oh, and by the way: The Polaroid shifts reality. Things can be different if the Polaroid is broken."

* Not much else is known

* It's intimidating

* It can be crafted to "tile.obj\_tester.name" which is a satellite

1. ↑ for unknown reasons, the mod is coded to reroll in the case it lands on case 4 or 9
2. ↑ not yet tested, but in the code
3. ↑ This feature seems to have been scrapped.