Kid Flippz Vs The Milkman

### Roster

The Denimatrix • Kid Flippz • Silver Bro • Golden Joe • Tony the Milkman • Christian Outrage • Mr Donovan • Apex

### Series

City British Wrestling series 1

***Kid Flippz Vs The Milkman***, also known as ***Go Big Or Go Home*** on The Official Podcast Feed, is the fourth episode of the first series of City British Wrestling.

## Official description

It's the last week before the Tussle. Matches are made, bonds are tested, and Management makes their final play.

## Plot (Sunday Night Lightining)

This episode is set in a large dusty industrial warehouse.

### Denimatrix and QC negotiate

QC came to see The Denimatrix in the locker room to congratulate her, but also to say "why don't you just leave it at that, eh?" Denim said that he was as much of a freak as her, which took him aback. He offered her good bookings and celebration of her in the roster, in return for her not fighting in the championship title match. She declined, as she didn't want to be a poster girl.

### Kid Flippz vs Silver Bro and Platinum Pete appears

Kid Flippz walked to the ring with no special effects and with no skateboard, with his cap the right way round. Silver Bro walked out in his Golden Joe merch, but couldn't stop the crowd saying "Bro!" The two shook hands, and Kid told Bro to "take care of your family before they're gone." Joe appeared as the guest referee with a ridiculous entrance featuring kids with candles chanting his name and a backstage walk through different scenes in his life.

On the bell, Bro put Kid in a headlock and hit him with a shoulder block, dazing him. Bro didn't want to hurt the lad, but Kid offered to lock up with him. Bro shoulder blocked him again. Joe said Bro couldn't come second all his life, and taking this advice Bro pinned Kid. However, Joe was playing to the crowd and thus wasn't paying attention. When Bro was trying to call Joe over, Kid reversed the pin. Joe came back and counted this very slowly, angering Kid. Kid berated them for taking their family for granted and tried to shove Joe, but he didn't move. Bro finished Kid with the Silver Spooner for attacking his brother, and won when Joe did a quick count this time. Kid ran up the ramp and Joe and Bro talked about winning the tag team championship.

Platinum Pete walked into the ring, and said he was proud of his boys. But, he was dissapointed after the last week's Regal Wrangle. Bro thought it was because Pete never wanted the two to be a tag team, and wanted them to go for the world title. Joe thought it was because he came second in the Wrangle. Pete said a childhood photo montage would be the best way to remind them of why they were there. The photos included Bro holding Joe as a baby, the brothers wrestling teddy bears in the bedroom, the Trampoline Federation, Bro's school presentation about Joe, playing Street Fighter at an arcade, and being called up to City British Wrestling. Pete left.

### Kid meets with QC

Kid stormed to management to see QC, who had a bodyguard. He asked QC to cancel Tony's match so he would stop wrestling. He said he cared about Tony much more than management, however QC said that management didn't care. Kid said he would throw in the towel in his next match, and if that didn't work he would atack Tony's opponent to disqualify them. QC told him to shut up and backhanded Kid across the face, then said Tony's match would be hardcore. Kid said the milk would be on QC's hands.

### Tony the Milkman vs Christian Outrage (feat. Kid Flippz)

Tony the Milkman entered the no holds barred match alongside ten black milk floats with flowers and wreaths, in a coffin. He said he wouldn't go out without a fight. Christian Outrage sprinted down the ramp, vaulted over the rope and came at Tony with a flying punch. Tony dodged this and hit Christian with a punch to the chin. This hit a tooth out of Christian's mouth, which he ate. Tony dodged a kick to the balls and tried to tie him up in the ropes, but Christian reversed this and left Tony while he went to get a lead pipe from under the ring. Tony used milk from one of the floats to get out of the ropes and dodged the lead pipe, then went to get a chair which he put on the apron and motioned for Christian to back off. Christian disobeyed and clubbed Tony in the head twice, but Tony tripped him and fit the chair to his legs. Christian got up but Tony got him in a headlock and choked him, then went for a strenuous Full Churn with the chair.

Kid Flippz ran in, superkicked Tony in the face hard and pulled Christian on top of him. Tony came to and punched Christian off him, and fought with Kid, using many milk puns in the process. Christian returned with a table. Tony was weak and Christian dragged him towards it, but Tony picked up the chair and tried to hit him over the head with it, but Christian was able to get him ready for a nasty powerbomb. Kid returned to the ring and smashed a milk bottle over Christian's head, who dropped Tony weakly. Christian got him into an ankle lock, but Tony cracked Christian over the head with Kid's wooden skateboard and pinned him with his Total and Udder Annihilation move to win.

Kid took the microphone and said he would have to stop Tony at the Colossal Tussle if he did not stop himself, using what Tony taught him. Tony said he had more tricks up his sleeve, but Kid said he'd "send you home, where you belong." They went to talk about it in the car.

### The Denimatrix vs Mr Donovan

The Denimatrix returned on her horse made of denim alongside a fleet of other horses, did several tricks, then snapped her fingers and made the horses evaporate into jeans on the floor. The Wrestletron turned off, and Mr Donovan entered after intimidating the announcer to say "this contest is scheduled," and nothing more. He intimidated the referee so much that he left. They faced off with Tai Chi, then Denim clawed her nails down his hand and splashed the blood into his eyes. She then drop kicked him as he smiled at her, and when she went for a second he broke her knee. She got free and ran at him with her stiletto horns, piercing his lung, then succeeeded with a Split Stunner. When she used an elbow drop, he broke her elbow. She got him in the chest once more with her stillettos, but he grabbed her and tore them from her skull while squeezing her throat. She used her broken leg to kick him in the dick, and he fell back.

Apex made his way down the ramp, condensing a pile of steel into a small ball. He lifted Denim and used his Survival of the Fittest move to break her spine. He said she would never be City British Wrestling Champion and did the same move again. She tried to stab one of her now severed stilettos into his achilles heel, but she was too weak and he kicked her unconscious. He celebrated, truimphant.