The Random Room

(Just jump right in as yourself!)

Chipper: \*holding some glowing blue butter\* what if I made a cake with this radioactive butter and fed it to the southern birds \*points at a bunch of sparrows and cuckoos\*

Jos: meerp lets do this \*throws doves and chocolates at chipper

Wolfy: \*Grabs a stick\* We are doings this now

Chipper: Yep \*grabs mixing bowl from cupboard\* Apparently we've got this extremely spacious house to ourselves as long as we don't bring the craziness outside

Wolfy:What if we want to go outside \*Whacks wall with stick\*

Chipper: \*wall falls over\* \*there's another wall\* Awww

Wolfy: Pfft \*sits on stick\*

Chipper: Soooooo we're stuck here \*starts grabbing various radioactive ingredients\* No, we don't need you, cute death machine. \*throws out camel spider\*

Wolfy: Ahh Spiders! \*Snuggles jumping spider\*

Camel Spider: \*shakes fist and runs away\*

Chipper: Hey! Why can HE use the door? \*tries to dash out, slams into wall\* Ow!

Wolfy: NoT FaIR \*Whacks wall more\* Come back, I wanna hit you!

Chipper: \*puts radioactive sludge that vaguely smells of a very distant memory of chocolate into cupcake cases\* These will be the best radiocakes ever!

Wolfy:Mmm, radiocakes. \*Grabs radioactive slug\* This is Carl

Chipper: \*puts radiocakes into oven\* Aaaaand now we just wait, since I enchanted the oven so that I wouldn't have to learn the specific settings for specific recipes.

Wolfy: gooood, yum num cak-a-things

Chipper: \*shortly gets radiocakes out of oven\* They're just vanilla cupcakes with polonium bits in them? Aww, I hoped for glowing cakes....

Wolfy:\*grabs glowsticks\* Here \*sticks glowsticks into radiocakes\* now they gloww

Chipper: Yaaaaay

Wolfy:\*Bites radiocakes\* mmm

Jos: WHO WANTS TO GET CRAZY FOR NEW YEEEEEARS?!!!

Chipper: It's summer, get it riiiiight \*grabs a radiocake, bites it, spits out polonium bits\* These are just jade bits! \*holds up packet saying 'Polonium Bits'\* IT LIED!

Wolfy:P Noooo! Lies! Ack! \*Throws stick\* AND YEES NEW YERS

Chipper: OKAY, IT'S NOW NEW YEAR'S! HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, EARTH! \*muffled fireworks sounds\*

Wolfy: YA \*throws confetti\*

Chipper: Do we have ALL the New Year's stuff?

Aquamine: Chipper, you remember Aqua's Poisonous Cupcakes?

Chipper: \*gasp\* Eeeee!

Aquamine: Found ya! :3. //gives cupcake//

Chipper: \*grinning evilly\*

Dreaming: \*turns everyone into frogs\* heHA

Chipper: \*is a tiny tree frog\* \*frog sounds\* [TRANSLATION: O NOES!!!]

Milo: \*a cat appears out of nowhere and by sniffing the frogs he turns them back into people\* enjoy.

Chipper: Yay

Milo: \*eats a wall\*

Chipper: It won't work :c

Aquamine: ///hands out cupcakes//

Chipper: \*throws cupcakes in Aquamine's face\*

Dreaming: oof

Chipper: eep

Dreaming: caw caw. Wait a second, THAT'S YOUR SOUND. \*becomes a pail\*

Wolfy: \*is now a shovel\* Heh

Chipper: >:O

Ahill: Wat C:<

Chipper: CAW

Wolfy: ARF

Splashfire: wot

Chipper: >:D

Netho: Who wants golden bird seed? I still have some leftover.

Chipper: GOLDEN BIRD SEED

Wolfy: GIMME GIMME

Chipper: NOOOOOO

Wolfy: \*GRABS\* YAASS

Chipper: IT WAS FOR THE HARPIES

Wolfy: WHAT IF IMMA HAAAARRRRPIE

Chipper: YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE ONE

Wolfy: WhY nOT? I MEAN YES I DOOOOOO

Chipper: AREN'T YOU A WOLF

Wolfy: YA. MAYBE. CAN'T I BE BOTH

Chipper: BECAUSE THAT'S NOT HOW HARPIES WORK

Wolfy:FIIIIIIIIIINE //Throws seeds at Chipper//

Chipper: \*eats the seeds\*

Wolfy:\*strokes jumping spider\* I'll name you floof

Netho: \*throws out leftover bird seed\* Who wants roasted monster eyeballs? \*starts preparing side dish\*

Chipper: \*screeeches\*

Wolfy: WhAT?

Floof Spider: \*sniffs eyeballs huuuungrily.

Dreaming: Ewwww... eyeballs? Really?

Chipper: \*steals the roasted eyeballs\* \*feeds them to a fox-skull-shadow-dragon thing\*

Dreaming: I'm going to go throw up. //goes and throws up//

Chipper: \*crow sounds\*

Dreaming: //looks like she needs to pass out//

Chipper: **:D**

Dreaming: //brings out pet jumping spooder// this is Teddy.

Wolfy:\*Presents Floof-Spider\* This is my jumping spider, Floof

Chipper: \*brings out Giant Huntsman Spider\* This is Kevin. Kevin is grumpy, but won't harm you. Promise.

Kevin: \*angry spider sounds\*

Teddy: //scared spider sounds//

Floof: \*Maniacle laughter spider sounds\*

Teddy: //buries head in Dreaming's shoulder//

Wolfy:\*Strokes FLOOF\*

Dreaming: //Eats a random pickle//

Wolfy:PicKlE

Kevin: \*hissing\*

Chipper: OH NO \*stabs Kevin\* ...he'll get better tomorrow.

Dreaming: OH NUUU!!!! NOT KEVIN! No. Killing.

Netho: Spider blood! The perfect ingredient! \*puts spider blood in golden soup\* I HAVE PREPARED THE ULTIMATE SIDE DISH! GOLDEN SOUP!

Chipper: \*spills golden soup\* Oops >:)

Dreaming: NO!!!! !GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Black: Hello.

Chipper: GET BACK IN THE UNFINISHED OCS BOX, BLACK.

Black: But Andy is being annoying!

Chipper: HE'S MEANT TO BE ANNOYING

Black: Really?

Chipper: Not really BUT GET BACK IN THE BOX

Black: Okay :(

Dreaming: //stares awkwardly while shuffling hands//

Wolfy: \*Joins in on awkwardness\*\*

Chipper: What, you don't have a half-human and an eldritch monster trapped in the same box?

Averat: \*shoves Chipper in the Unfinished OCs box as well\*

Avalon: Magically pops out of thin air. "Where in the 9 realms am I?"

Chipper: \*climbs out, shoves Averat in box\* A pocket dimension.

Wolfy: I lOsT tRaCk Of WhAt We WeRe TaLkInG aBoUt

Chipper: Something about cooking radioactive stuff.

Wolfy:OkAy

Floof Spider: //watches everyone//

Dreaming: HAHA!

Wolfy: HAHAHAHAHA``````````````````````````````````````````!

Dreaming: I FOUND IT! //holds up a box full of pom poms//

Wolfy: Kewl \*chews on pom pom\*

Dreaming: GIMME MEH POOM POOM //grabs pom pom from Wolfy's mouth//

Wolfy: Neh //sticks out tongue//

Chipper: I SWEAR I HAD A DREAM ABOUT THIS AND IN THE DREAM I SET THE POM-POMS ON FIRE \*sets pom-poms on fire\* There.

Dreaming: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \*cris in corner\*

Wolfy: //pats Dreaming awkwardly// there there...//Continues to chew on flaming pom pom// taste like popcorn

Chipper: ...the dream also included me playing Quidditch, so I'm not actually sure how accurate it was. I hate having to fly on a broom.

Wolfy: I WILL PALY QUIDDITCH FOR U. \*GRABS BROOM\* I WILL FLYYYYY!

Dreaming: \*wonders why they need brooms if they already have wings\*

Avalon: \*Pulls out sword and holds it up defensively.\* "Who art is thee?"

Chipper: I can't sword-fight D: \*throws sword at Avalon\*

Avalon: \*easily deflects sword thrown by chipper. Turns to chipper and points sword at him\* "I asked thee a question. You art is thee!"

Wolfy: I WILL ART THEE \*grabs painting tools\* Hehe

Chipper: IS MY VOICE THAT MASCULINE?? \*grabs bow, begins to use it correctly\* \*just throws both the bow and the arrow at Avalon\*

Dreaming: \*turns into puppy.\* MeoW

Wolfy: PuuPPY \*paints puppy green\*

Puppy Dreaming: moo?

Wolfy: No, not moo. It's 'oink'

Puppy Dreaming: SQqQAWAKE!

wwWolfy:Good enough

Chipper: WAIT AM I A BIRD OR A RAT

CJIPPER:Wolfy:...Biiiird?

Avalon: \*deflects the weapons.\* "Stupid mortal to thinketh thou can defeateth Avalon!" She replied in a raging voice that shook the walls and made the anything made of glass break.

Wolfy: HAHA

Avalon: \*grabs Ahill using the force\* "You dare to laugh at me?"

Chipper: \*laughs evilly\*

Wolfy: ImFlYiNgHahANanA xp

Chipper: \*eats ice cubes\*

Wolfy:\*is no longer flying\* Oof \*Strokes AnOtHeR jumping spider\* This is Yeet. Yeet, meat Floof.

Yeet: HelMoo

Floof: Harii

Kevin: I'M BACK

Chipper: AND HERE IS WOLF, THE LITTLE BROWN RECLUSE

Wolf: \*anger\*

Wolfy: CUTEE \*Hugs Wolf\*

Wolf: \*is crushed\*

Chipper: BROWN RECLUSES ARE SMOL

Wolfy: IM SO SORRY. D: \*Grabs Carrot of Life\* EAT, WOLF

Avalon: \*uses Minecraft command block to summon Herobrine.\*

Herobrine: \*Pops outa thin air\* "Hello Mortals"

Avalon: \*faints\*

Wolfy: \*Shakes Avalon\* HOW WHAT COMMAND TO SUMMON HEROBRINE TEEEELL MEEEE \*Continues to shake Avalon\*

Chipper: DIIIIEEEEEEEE \*stabs Herobrine WITH AN AXE\*

Wolfy:...I'm not sure you're supposed to stab things with axes. Eh, whatever \*Munches on a random sword\*

Chipper: I keep on stabbing things with axes...

Wolfy: I gUeSs If It WoRkS gO aHeAd.

Chipper: \*stabs Wolfy w/ axe\*

Wolfy:\*Is very offended\*

Chipper: >:3

Wolfy: >:P

Dreaming: \*appears with infinity gauntlet\* YALL ARE DED \*turns everyone to ash\*

Wolfy:I DON'T WANNA GO, MR. STARK. I DON'T WANNA GO!\*Curls up in a ball on the floor and cries\*

Ani: who needs Infinity Gauntlets when you have potatoes and marshmallows? //noms a custard burst (Keeper of the Lost Cities reference hahaha)//

Chipper: I think we've got an unhealthy obsession with randomness. Playing the recorder would help with that.

Wolfy: KEEPER OF THE YEEEES. YEEEET

Seaweed: \*falls from the sky and curls up in a ball sleeping

Wolfy:\*pokes\* WAKE UP

Seaweed: WHAT WHAT WHAT

Wolfy: Uh...Hi.

Seaweed: Hi, now leave me alone and let me sleep! \*sleeps\*

Wolfy: BUT I HAVE TO BUG SOMEONE...AND UR THE ONLY ONE HERE RIGHT NOW \*pokes\*

Seaweed: WHO CARES \*kicks Wolfy in his sleep\*

Wolfy:\*Sticks out tongue\* I DOO

Dreaming: \*glares at Seaweed\* bro Wolfy is a giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl. \*starts stirring confetti and pepperonis in a giant pot filled with melted ice cream\*

Seaweed: I was talking about myself \* crawls to Wolfy and headbutts her foot\*

Wolfy: \*Laughs manically\* HeLLO

Dreaming: \*poke\*

Wolfy: Hoo ar ya pokin

Seaweed: \*puts on a collar with a sign that says "THIS SEAWING HAS CAUSED TROUBLE"\* HAIIII

Wolfy: \*GaSP\* TrOubLe? Nuuu

Seaweed: \*covers the entire room with gaslione and throws a match at the gaslione\* BURNNNNN

Wolfy: \*somehow manages to make the o\_O face at Seaweed\* WelL tHAn

Seaweed: \*rolls in the fire without any pain somehow\* HEHEHE I'M TOTALLY NOT INSANE AND LOVES FIRE HEHEHE

Wolfy:\*bounces up and down to avoid fire\* YEES U ARE

Seaweed: YESSS I AM

Wolfy: YeES...OkAYY?

Seaweed: //becomes ash but is still alive// EAT MEH

Wolfy: OkAY \*Grabs pickle and dips it in ash\* WAIT WHAT

Netho: \*shoves Avalon in box\* \*shoves bulbasuar leaves, charmander peppers, and squirtle mint into bowls\* Who wants Pokemon starter salad? I also have some electric mashed potatoes and lunar sandwiches.

Wolfy:Ooh, Yeet sounds good

Splashfire: MINTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Seaweed: NUUUU YOU FORGOT ABOUT MY ASH

Wolfy:YOM NOM FOOD

Seaweed: \*shoves myself into Wolfy's mouth\* EAT MEHHH

Wolfy: WHAT NO WHY \*Spits seaweed out\*

Seaweed: BECAUSE I TASTE LIKE CAKE

Wolfy: OH, OKAY THEN! \*eats Seaweed\*

Seaweed: Ahhh, that's a nice massage. Move to the right, please. Ahhhh..

Wolfy:\*is weirded out\* Okay, get out \*spits seaweed out again\*

Saeweed: NOOO WHY DID YOU STOP MASSAGING ME

Splashfire: \*Digs a hole through a wall and lets all the craziness out\*

Seaweed: \*shoves myself into Splash's mouth\* EAT ME!

Splashfire: \*throws up seaweed\* bleh! what are you made of?

\*EVERYONES RELATIVES COME BACK AND SEE THE CRAZINESS HAS BEEN UNLEASHED ON THE WORLD\*

Seaweed: Are you blind? I'm ash, and I taste like cake!

Wolfy:AAAAAAH

Seaweed: You know what, I'll just kill the craziness. \*writes craziness's name in my Death Note and watches as everyone and me dies from heart attacks\*

Wolfy: NUUU \*Grabs Seaweeds Death Note book\* YOU HAVE LOST YOUR DEATH NOTE PRIVILEGES

Seaweed: I STILL OWN THE NOTEBOOK AND PEOPLE WILL STILL DIE \*dies\*

Wolfy: \*scowls\*

Seaweed: wait how am I still alive? OH NO THE NOTEBOOK IS A FAKE AAAAAAAAA

Chipper: \*a messenger bag flies through the wall, and Chipper leaps out, wearing a number of items that are made for warm weather, not HECKING OCTOBER\* WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING

Wolfy: WE ARE STEALING SEAWEEDS NOTEBOOK O' DOOOOM

Seaweed: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wolfy: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

Chipper: WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE UH CREATURES

Wolfy:I DON'T KNOW

Chipper: I SHALL CONTINUE THE TRADITION OF BEING SUSPICIOUS ABOUT LINKS

Wolfy: FINEEEE

Chipper: HAHA

Splashfire: //eats all the radiocakes from way back when//

Chipper: >:O

Wolfy: -\_-

Chipper: \*stabs Splashfire with an axe\*

Wolfy: \*Stabs self with a fork\*

Seaweed: \*eats Splashfire\* HAHAHA

Splashfire: //muffled// HEY!!! LET ME OUT!!!

Wolfy: WHAT HAS HAPPENED HEEERRREEE.IT'S ALL GOING WRONG!

Splashfire: A PLAGUE ON BOTH YOUR HOUSES!

Seaweed: i has become the food monster

Splashfire: I said free me!

Seaweed: How about no //shallows Splashfire//

Splashfire: \*even more muffled\* free me! \*jumps away\*

Chipper: I will stab you with my beak

Splashfire: OH NOOSSS \*jumps back to seaweed\*

Seaweed: how is my acid not killing you

Chipper: WE CAN'T BE KILLED

Splashfire: wait... you made me eat you, seaweed, and now you ate me. that is so messed up.

Seaweed: i am messed up indeed

Chipper: READ THE TITLE OF THIS PAGE- wait, I broke the fourth wall.

Wolfy:ThiS iS ThE CHAAOOOOS ROOOOOM

Seaweed: Splashfire, how are you still alive? //burns the fourth wall and changes the title from the Random Room to the Chaos Room//

Chipper: BLASPHEMY!

Wolfy:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Splashfire: IM DED

Seaweed: if you're dead then you shouldn't be able to type at all. Or is there wifi in the afterlife?! hmmmmmmm

Wolfy:\*chanting\*ChhhaaAAAAAAOOOooooosss

Chipper: WHAT IF THIS IS THE AFTERLIFE????

Seaweed: GASPPPPPpp \*mind explodes.. literally\*

Chipper: ick

Wolfy:\*looong drawn-out sigh\*aaaaaaaaaaaaah

Chipper: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Splashfire: IM DED SO I WONT TYPE :(

Seaweed: I have a theory. What if life is a dream, and our dreams are real life?

Wolfy:Then real life is terrifying....

Seaweed: Then I already died over 10 times in real life...

Wolfy:And I have apparently millions of different lives as different people...

Chipper: And apparently I'm the lost queen/goddess of a fantasy world if this is a dream

Wolfy: GaSp then irl I am invincible :o

Seaweed: Apparently I died like 98767898765678 times in horrible, horrible ways in irl. I'm the only one here with infinite lives.

Wolfy: Nooo, you have 9876789876567**9** lives, and this is your last one C:<

Seaweed: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wolfy:YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

Seaweed: NOPE //snaps everyone's necks but they magically come back to life// WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Chipper: >:DDDDDDDDDD

Wolfy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\*Starts coughing\*

Chipper: HAVE SOME WATER \*pours bucket of water on Wolfy\*

Seaweed: NOOOOOOOOOOOOo //shoots myself and dies the 98767898765679th time, now forever dead//

Wolfy:\*Is soaked\* :C \*Revives Seaweed\* C:

Seaweed: NO I MUST DIE //stays dead//

Wolfy:HAHAHA WAIT WHY

Chipper: CAN'T WE GO BACK TO BAKING

Wolfy:YES LETS \*Cooks ice-cream\*

Seaweed: \*dead body bakes ice cream cake for no reason\*

Chipper: YAYYYY

Wolfy:YUMYUMYUM

Chipper: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Wolfy:Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Chipper: :O

Wolfy: o-O FaCCEes

Chipper: >:3

Wolfy: UwU

Chipper: **>:O**

Wolfy: **>;D**

Chipper: ***[CONFUSED CROW-LIKE SCREAMING]***

Wolfy:***[TERRIFYING HOWLING/SNARLING LAUGHTER]***

Chipper: \*stabs Wolfy with axe\* Wait, isn't that the fourth time I've stabbed someone with an axe? Meh, whatever.

Seaweed: This is dead I guess.

Chipper: Agreeeeeed... KEEP IT GOING, OR ELSE! \*threatens users with axe\*

Wolfy:StOP StABBINg mEE

Chipper: NOOOO \*stabs Wolfy again\*

Netho: \*shoves weapons and fourth wall into bowl\* \*mixes it up\* \*makes into cookies\* Who wants Fourth Wall Chaos Cookies and some Calm Down Already, You Lunatics cupcakes?

Chipper: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee

Seaweed: fEeD mE cUpCaKeS i'M gEtTiNg iNaCtivE

Chipper: NUUU \*hoards cupcakes\*

Wolfy: \*Is active(ish) again\* GIVE ME THE CUPCAKES I WANT TO THROW THEM \*stabs Chipper with a spoon\*

Chipper: NUUU \*stabs Wolfy with cupcake sword\*

Seaweed: ok so I just got on a video game that I haven't been on for a year

and i'm getting a ton of messages from my old friends help me

Wolfy:Oh noo \*stabs Chipper with a frog\*

Chipper: \*eats frog\*

Wolfy >:C \*stabs Chipper with Poison Dart frog\*

Chipper: \*eats poison dart frog\*

Seaweed: //leaves this wiki for a while//

Chipper: HEY

Chipper: ***WAKE UP***

Wolfy:***I AM AWAKE***\*steels Chippers axe and stabs her with it\*

Chipper: GASP the tables have turned \*tosses table at Wolfy\*

Wolfy\*catches table\*.......\*with face\* HOW DARE THEE

Chipper: NYEHEHEHEH \*flees\* \*runs into a door\* oof

Wolfy:HAHAHAhhsygfmyaHA

Chipper: \*evil screaming\* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Wolfy: \*inhuman noises\* sgmcaseygancargmnxrfgtmnrecgmnfAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAbtvdchvc

CHIPPER: ***SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH***

WolFy:'**\*YEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG\***

ChhiPPer: SSSSSSSSCCcccccREreeeECchhhhhhh!!!

WOLfY: WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

CHIPPER: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!!?!

Seaweed: I have returned. I was gone for a few days, and everything is a mess. WHAT HAPPENED HERE?!

Chipper: Uhh... nothing!

Wolfy://Nods head// nothing! //pokes Chipper with chair leg//

Chipper: \*slaps Wolfy's head off\* Nothing!

Wolfy://grows another head// Yes, nothing!

Seaweed: Ooo, is slapping heads off a new type of greeting? Yay! Hi, Chipper and Wolfy! //slaps both of their heads off//

Chippers' Head: D:

Wolfy://yeets heads at Seaweed// HA

Chippers' Body: [puts head back on self using magic]

Wolfy:I will now carry my head like a bag

Chipper: why

Wolfy:...I don't know

Chipper: [awkward silence]

Seaweed: Because you want a pet head.

Animeimei: \*doesn't know what's going on\* last time I checked there were spiders and radioactive cookies or something..? WOOFWOOFMeeeeoooooowwwwtweEttWEetMOOOcOckaDOOdleDOOO \*cough hack gasp runs out of breath\*

Chipper: [EVIL LAUGHTER]

Wolfy://trows head at Chipper// HA

Chipper: [tears Wolfy's head apart]

Moon: \*slides into scene\* HIIIIIIII \*glances at gory torn up head on the ground\* AHHHH

Chipper: [GASP] A NEWCOMER?

Netho: More cookies! Because my running gag is that is show up briefly with food! So... here ya go! \*floods entire room with those types of cookies that have frosting that always manage to leave crumbs everywhere that you buy at WalMart\* oopsibrokethefourthwalleventhoughthereisnonebecauseiusedittomakechaoscupcakessobyefornowuntilieventuallyreturnwithfood

Chipper: [stabs Netho with her axe]

Netho: \*grabs axe before it actually reaches me\* \*covers axe in ice cream\* Who wants Axe with Ice Cream?

Moon: MEE! \*eats ice cream on axe, but accidentally chops head in half\* Whoops! (Her left head half said)

Chipper: Ick. Now I have ice cream on my axe! Blood goes horribly with ice cream...

Seaweed: I'll eat it for you! [licks axe] Mmm! Delicious!

Chipper: And now I've got YOUR blood on it! >:(

Wolfy://grows new head// THE WHAT //squirts axe with water gun//

Moon: \*Bloody head halves on the ground disappear and a new head sprouts from her neck, except the head is distorted\* "WAA WAH IM AWIVE AGAHEN ITS WALUIGI TEIMMMM!"

WoLFY: OH MY STARCLAN IT'S ALIVE!!AND I AM ALIVE TOOOOOOO GSBYNZYBctffrtcCBFffff \*explodes\*

Moon: WAWA YA EXPLODA! \*head begins spinning out of control and also explodes\*

Chipper: ... [deletes axe and magically generates a new one, all the while staring at the remains of Moon and Wolfy]

Wolfy:AHHHHAHHA TYRDBRFDVXDZTY45g$#%7nt45xc64t43

Chipper: AAAAAAA [jumps 10 metres vertically] [gets stuck in the ceiling]

Seaweed: [yawns] I've finally become sane. [pulls Chipper down] I don't belong in a room of insanity.

Chipper: NOOO [throws Seaweed in a large fish tank]

Seaweed: I'm a Seawing. I can breathe underwater. [gets out of tank]

Chipper: that's not fair

Seaweed: yes it is

Chipper: wait I forgot I'm a plesiosaur aren't I [dives into fish tank] [jumps out] AAAAAA COLD

Wolfy:I AM A WHATEVER-I-WANT-TO-BE-ASAUR!!

Chipper: :O

Wolfy: >:D

Chipper: [starts playing 'cha cha slide' for no reason]

Wolfy: \*Dances\* HAHAHA IIcyrIIII W vryTCbtrh

Chipper: [dances horribly, somehow ending the world] Oops :(

Wolfy: [crazy laughter] \*SCREAMS\* HAHAHAHAAAAA

Chipper: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Seaweed: [doesn't do anything because I'm deaf] [creates new world] I am a Mary-Sue. Nobody can stop me!

Chipper: [deletes new world] But I'm a Mary-Sue, too!

Wolfy: \*EaTs A PlAnET\* ME ToOO! YeYY!

Chipper: YAYYAYYAYAYAYYYAYYYYYYYyyyy

Netho: \*Restores planets\*

Chipper: >:( \*bites Netho\*

Wolfy: \*Eats planet again\* HAHAHAHhHHAHhhhaack

Splashfire: BAWK BAWK IM BACK

Wolfy: HELLO BACK I'M WOLFY

Chipper: HELLO WOLFY I'M A CROW CAW CAW

Blackberry: I'm a fox i eat birbs

Wolfy: IMMA WOLF I EAT...UH...FOOD STUFFS....

Chipper: well you see I'm a humanoid crow so HA

Wolfy: HAHAHAHA WAIT WHAT

Chipper: ...mEOW

Chipper: bark bark

Seaweed: IM AN ANDROID I DRINK BLUE BLOOD (please get the reference)

Wolfy: WELL AIN't THAT LOVELY

Seaweed: //slaps paper on table// ***28 STAB WOUNDS***

Wolfy:OH DEAR THAT CAN'T BE GOOD

Chipper: APPARENTLY MY BLOOD IS BLUE NOW (PROBABLY UNRELATED TO THE ABOVE CONVERSATION) ALSO I HAVE HORNS WHICH IS VERY WEIRD BUT MEH

Seaweed: Oh dear

Moon: I'm back from holiday poppets! What is all this hogwash?

Chipper: Everybody's dead, but that's okay, because we were probably already dead, or... something.

Seaweed: I was never alive to begin with

Chipper: Cool

Wolfy:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWHAT

Chipper: :)

Netho: \*Netho is confused as to why the Discord is inactive\*

Verglas: \*gets shot out of a party cannon and falls here\* Heyo!

Chipper: G A S P

Wolfy: HAHAHAHA

Chipper: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Wolfy: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Chipper: HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Wolfy: AAAAAAAAAAAGYMACGYMAGMAAAAAAAAAAAAGMGGCMGYTCARYGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMCAGMA

Chipper: 0\_0

Wolfy: WhATTTAAAAAAAAAAAA (OL0)

Verglas: \*hugs a purple cat eating a sun chip\* FNEODNGOEDILIKECATSJGORNIFNWSOFNENFJR meow, what's up, zoom, bang?

Chipper: [something resembling a thumbs up, except with feathers]

WOLfy: \*Backflipssynfeygmrfgmygcm,ryoh,gcn,ohrv\*

Verglas: \*does a backflip and lets go of cat\* Do a backflip, please!

Chipper: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Wolfy: \*BACKFLIPBACKFLIPBSCKFLIP YEAHHHH\*

Chipper: ***AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA***

Seaweed: //attempts to backflip but falls on head, breaking my neck// This is how a backflip can go wrong

Chipper: [attempts to backflip, stabs self] Oops?

Verglas: O-O \*watches cat do backfilp\* YUSSSSSS!!! \*eats a cake and sits down\* syug ,tnaw eoms?

Chipper: !!txet sdrawkcsab od uoy woh ton si tahT

Seaweed: // does another backflip and lands on back, breaking my spine//

Chipper: D:

Wolfy: Uhhhhhh......are you okay...?

Chipper: **NOBODY'S OKAY**

\*Tundra has joined the chat\*

Tundra: That sounds like... DEPRESSION \*Throws a McDonalds Happy Meal at Chipper\* IT HAS A TOY INSIDE \*Explosions are heard from the bag\*

Wolfy: I HAS A NEWFOUND OBSESSION YA'LL

Chipper: same

Wolfy: CoOL :)

Chipper: look at this strange emoticon }:) i think they're meant to be bull horns or something

Wolfy: Wooh, Interesting... }:D

Chipper: [goose honks]

Wolfy: [duck quacks]

Chipper: :OO

Wolfy: 0000:

Seaweed: [turns into an angel] oh look im an angel

Wolfy: Oki if u say so :D

Chipper: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! [slaps angel]

Seaweed: :00000000000 YOU HAVE SINNED

Wolfy: \*Watches while eating popcorn\* FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FI-

Chipper: [turns into a dog] DOGS CAN'T SIN!

Seaweed: :o

Chipper: >:D

Seaweed: if you don't mind, i'll just go over to that corner and rethink my entire career

Chipper: c:

Seaweed: Mkay, I'll become a mortal again. I suck at my job anyways. [dies and leaves 9 corpses]

Wolfy: BTEEERBIURViyRVBEIUYRBVIUbI&ER^&IE%VB(&6tbdi67

Chipper: [cleans up corpses]

Seaweed: [leaves another 999 corpses]

Wolfy: [becomes a living corpse]

Chipper: does anyone want to become a LEPrechaun

Chipper: a LEP

Chipper: rechaun

Wolfy: Ooh yes. As long as I don't have to try and fight a crazy super-genius twelve-year-old...

Chipper: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Wolfy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Chipper: [throws two centaurs, an elf, and four sprites at Wolfy]

Wolfy: //catches// HA ///trows magic acorn thing at Chipper//

Chipper: [GASPS IN SHOCK]

Wolfy: O\_o

Emerald : WHAT IS GOING ON //Shapeshifts into a wolf//

Wolfy: NOBODY KNOWS. WHY WOULD WE?

Chipper: [glares at that one camel spider from before] so you think you can stone me and spit in my eye

Seaweed: anyone wanna a booze?

Chipper: [crushes the camel spider]

Seaweed: Let's bring this back!

Chipper: Omdry vsdj, pt dr;rvy psumrmy yupr. (TRANSLATION: Insert cash, or select payment type.)

Chipper: That same phrase. It has been stuck in my head. Ever since I started going to s h o p s.

Chipper: [dramatic tears, despite being a crow]

Seaweed: [pats Chipper then stabs him in the back with the same paw]

Chipper: darn it when will all of you learn that 1) i'm immortal and 2) i'm female

Seaweed: REVIVE!

Chipper: REVIVE THE RANDOM ROOM....