Stereotypes in Kwitzka

There are many stereotypes of Kwitzkan cities, regions, companies and groups of people. This page is a list of stereotypes common in the country.

# Stereotypes about other countries

## Bayland

Bayland is usually seen as where all of the people visiting Kwitzka just for shopping purposes are from. Other stereotypes about it are related to it being nearly nothing but plains which forces Baylandese people to visit other countries if they want to go hiking.

## Lustar

Lustar is generally seen either as a country from where half of a persons family is from (generally southern parts of Kwitzka), or which is unsuccessful in everything it does.

# Stereotypes about provinces

## Ösinägläfi and Uupnägläfi

The provinces of Ösinägläfi and Uupnägläfi are often made fun of being farm fields and nothing else. The provinces are also made fun of because of their people and its accent (mainly in Ösinägläfi).

## Ëestniq

Ëestniq is usually seen as a province that doesn't have any sense in its existance.

## Ghriqti rëjön

Ghriqti rëjön is usually seen as overrun with tourists from all over Kwitzka and Bayland, being made up of nothing but villages and Zäqopanë and having it's youngest person at the age of 70.

## Magyrfitniq

Magyrfitniq is generally joked about as being a part of Hungary due to it having lots of Hungarians (and having *Hungary* in Hungarian in it's name).

## Nördsën

Nördsën is often made fun of due to it's failed plans to increase tourism in the province, being seen as another place which is unsuccessful in everything.

# Stereotypes about cities

## Nqlät

Nqlät is generally seen as the city that every person from outside of Kwitzka moves to, and in which everyone hates Tereffút. There are more stereotypes about some of its districts.

### Wzhös

Wzhös is seen as the district that only millionaires live in, mainly due to it being made up of nearly entirely villas.

### Praxä

Praxä is often being regarded to as the gang district of Nqlät. This is due to it's old design and higher than usual crime rates.

### Thëqö

Thëqö is commonly reffered to as the "Wzhös of poor people". This is thanks to Wzhös and Thëqö being one district untill 1997.

## Tereffút

Tereffút is often seen as the "Headquarter of Hungarians in Kwitzka". That's thanks to it's almost 20% percentage of Hungarians in the city's total population, and it's accent of speaking "s" as /ʂ/, simmilarily to Hungarian. Other stereotypes include people from Tereffút always being drunk and hating being worse than Nqlät, being said to be ready to start a revolution if Tereffút loses to Nqlät in spöqbäl or any other sport.

## Thelún

Thelún is seen as the city that everyone from Kwitzka wants to move to, primarily thanks to large investments put in the city that were used to develop it to today's state. It is named "The most desirable city to live in in Kwitzka" since 2014.

## Öqqlät

Öqqlät is commonly viewed as the worst city in Kwitzka. This is entirely thanks to its very large car dependance and nearly nothing offered to a regular person.

## Blanqö

Blanqö is often called "That place between Nqlät and Zwihlön", as it's way smaller than the two cities right by it.

## Ëgjo

Ëgjo is often seen as being overcrowded by tourists and having nothing to offer other than scams.

## Zäqopanë

Zäqopanë is another city that is constantly overcrowded by tourists. It is called "A great place to learn English" due to the large amount of Baylandese visitors.

Öd
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Öd is often regarded to as the "Failed Tereffút". This is due to the city being founded by Hungarians escaping Tereffút when it was forcing people to speak Kwnat in the 1870s.

## Dduqlä

Dduqlä is sometimes called a "Thelún copy". This is thanks to the city attempting to become the second best city in Kwitzka, after Thelún.

## Wërtot

Wërtot is sometimes reffered to as having a "Finnish people spawner" in the city. That is due to the city having the largest Finnish minority in Kwitzka. Other stereotypes include the city being actually an exclave of Finland and having a hidden teleporter to Helsinki in its nuclear power plant.

## Qälqtnix

Qälqtnix is commonly seen as a city which only exists due to Baylandese people going there for shopping, as Kwitzka has lower taxes.

## Käatqin

Käatqin is told to be founded by a time traveller. This is due to the city's name meaning "merge", and it being exactly where the Coastal Mainline and Tereffút Line merge. On top of that, the two rail lines split in Käatkin, which in Kwnat means "split".

## Ferúqo

Ferúqo is often seen as a place where everyone lives in one country and works in the other (for example living in Lustarnese Feruqo but working in Kwitzkan Ferúqo). It is also seen as a place where everyone speaks Kwnat and Lustarnese.

# Stereotypes about companies

## Transport

### Kwitzka Pöqalqnit

KPQ is often seen as always delayed and not wanting to switch to more modern trains and railway solutions, such as the BRIC in-cab signalling offered by BayRail.

### Nqlät Nödden

Nqlät Nödden is seen as overcrowded during rush hours and always wanting to expand to small towns for no real reason.

### VJK

VJK is seen as the company which will offer perfect maintenance for the few most important roads it is supposed to take care of and let all the rest go into disrepair. The company is also assumed to only be able to copy other's stuff due to the country having near-identical traffic signs to those of Poland.

## Media

### KMF Group

KMF Group is seen as the main media gigant in Kwitzka offering almost everything for those who do not know what they exactly want. It is also joked that it works everywhere not only in Kwitzka, but also in Lustar (mostly thanks to the radio transmitters using higher than average power near the border, mostly due to the Kwnat minority in Lustar). The group's high coverage percentage is also a target of jokes, mostly thanks to the group's flag station, KMF, having a larger coverage percentage than 2 of the national broadcaster's 3 main channels (2-Radiöën and 3-Radiöën, 98,8% vs 97,1% and 98,3%).

### Lokal Radiö

Lokal Radiö is commonly seen as the best radio station to ever exist anywhere on earth, mostly by those who don't live in its broadcasting region and citizens of Tängö.