WCWF Flash Flood v17 (8/21/1996)

[A screen is shown, the picture is static. Suddenly, something busts through the screen,
at least it looks that way, and the letters WCWF lowers from above. The words 'World
Championship Wrestling Federation' fade in underneath. A man says, "The WCWF - Wrestling
Future".]

[Some music plays, which would remind viewers of the Sportscenter theme, and the camera
focuses in on a studio. The format is like that of Sportscenter.]

Fountain: Welcome to Flash Flood and if you missed WAR, you missed a War! The Clique
pulled off an unbelievable beating that lasted for almost 40 minutes! Plus, the Wolverines
were finally shut down as either the NWO had something backstage....or they gained some
new members. Big news from the President! He states that with all the new competitors
coming to the WCWF....there will now be a tournament that will decide the holder of the
Intercontinental Belt! More on the next edition of Friday Night Live! Let's go to these
comments from The Undertaker and his manager, Paul Bearer.

[Once again from the Undertaker's workshop, where Paul Bearer is watching the Undertaker
build the casket for the Casket Match at Kaged]

Paul Bearer: Kaged is drawing very near, and my Undertaker is putting the finishing
touches on the Casket.  IRS, you have made a terrible decision in taking my Undertaker's
challenge to a Casket Match at Kaged. No one in the WCWF can stop the force known as the
Undertaker, and you IRS will be the first to feel the fear of facing the Undertaker...

The Undertaker: IRS, with each nail that I drive into these boards, your life gets
increasingly shorter. Once the Casket is finished, and is placed at ringside at Kaged, the
essence of the Undertaker and the fear that comes with that will make you wish that you
had never heard of the name, The Undertaker.   No one will beat me in a Casket Match and
there is no way that you will come close....this match is one made
specifically for me, and my Creatures of the Night will power me to victory....one of us
will not survive...and that person will be you.....REST IN HELL...unnnnnnnnn

[Cuts to Fountain]

Fountain: Now, we also have the main event that is coming up on Friday Night
Live...between Lord Darkwolf, Jesse Johnson, and Bill Thomas....and these three.

[Cuts to Mr. Extreme, Hardcore Homeboyz, and Dixie in front of a screen with the Mr.
Extreme logo on it]

Mr. Extreme: Well, how do you like that?  My Homeboy Dogg, a tag team specialist, comes
into the ring, and destroys Bill Thomas, just like he said he would.  That proves how
dominant a team we are.  No interference, Dogg beat your perverted ass right in the center
of the ring.

Dixie:  Billy Boy......how does it feel to be beaten by a real man?  You rapist, you got
what you deserved, an ass kicking by Dogg.

Dogg: Billy Boy!!!  How does it feel to be beaten HARDCORE STYLE?? Huh?  That's what you
get fo messin with Dixie.  But, you see, that is nothing compared to what we are going to
do to you, Jesse Johnson, and Lord SilentWolf. Where is he anyways?

Gatts: It don't matta, 'cause we are going to destroy all three of dose punks.  They are
going to get da beatin of a lifetime, when dey step into the ring wit' the Hardcore
Homeboyz and Mr. Extreme.

Mr. Extreme: So it seems after we beat those 3 losers, I get to face 'ol Ryan Cowdor in a
steel cage. Ha ha, hey Cawdor, you remember me right?  I am the dude who eliminated your
ass in the battle royal.  You remember that?  You may be for the good ol' USofA, but I am
for a good ol' ass kicking whenever I can give one out.  So Cawdor, you better hope that a
miracle happens at Friday Night Live, so you don't have to face me.

Dogg:  You 3 punks, get ready, cause Da Hardcore Homeboyz and Mr. Extreme are going to
get......

Gatts: HARDCORE ON YO ASSES!!!!!!

Mr. Extreme: And don't you forget it.

[Cuts to Lord Darkwolf, who is returning to action after his beating]

[The shot opens as Lord Darkwolf walks through the wilds of some unknown woods surrounded
by a pack of wolves.  he does not look at the camera as he speaks.]

LD:  As I have stated I am a hunter.  I hunt in the form of the wolf.  But the wolf is
also a pack hunter.  I have joined a pack in order to hunt down the prey that is Extreme
and the Homeboyz.  The Stuntman and the Jet are my packmates now.  I welcome them into the
pack.  They know the true meaning of comradary.

[Finally looking at the camera]

LD:  Extreme, you offered me a title match if I betrayed my allies.  No one but us knew
this but I will now give you my answer.  A wolf does not turn on his pack.  I do not care
for a title match with you.  I have no desire to wear that bauble you call a belt.  You
see, the wolf does not hunt for titles, but for trophies.  And, after I am done with you,
your skin will adorn the walls of my lair!

[Darkwolf howls and the whole of the wolf pack howls with him.]

[Fade to black]

[Cuts to Fountain]

Fountain: So, Darkwolf returns to action after that beating he took long ago on Sunday
Assault. Another fued is between the NWO and the Wolverines....let's take a peek at these
comments from the New World Order.

[Cuts to The New World Order]

\*Pillman, Hall, and Nash sit on a sofa.  Hall and Nash have the TV belts in their laps.\*

Hall : Hey, mang!!!  What a great day yesterday was!!  We got the TV Tag Team titles!!
And our little buddy here whooped that little punk Scotty Steiner's behind all over
Cleveland!!  I guess Danny Severn's world is starting to crumble before his eyes.  His
lifelong dream of taking over WCWF is slipping through his fingers.

Pillman : Scott Steiner, last night I proved to the world that you are nothing more than a
WEAK LINK in the Wolverines!!!  You are a WEAK LINK associating yourself with other weak
links!!!  Let's analyze...  Dan Severn, overconfident...  Scott Steiner, overrated...
Rick Steiner, undereducated.  Now you think you have a formidable fighting unit now that
you added that flaming turd and those two genetic mutants to the Wolverines.  \*snickers\*
Dan Severn, you truly, TRULY need a wake-up call from your fantasy world.

Nash : Yeah, exactly.  Danny-boy comes in here and thinks he's gonna take over WCWF, and
he brings those two college boys with him.  College kids!! Bah!!  I got into fights with
college kids all the time.  Yeah, they thought they were so tough cuz they were on the
football team, or they hung out in a gang, or whatever.  Fact is, I beat them all up.
Even when I was outnumbered.  This situation with Severn and us, is NO DIFFERENT. This
Friday, Wolverines, we'll show you who the toughest guys on campus
really are.

Hall : And then we go to Kaged, chicos...  where I guess we'll have to defend our shiny
new belts against some punk tag team.  But who??  David and Goliath, maybe??  Naaaaah...
they've proven nothing to the Clique, mang.  Have they even wrestled ONCE yet??  No.
Maybe those two rapping clowns, the Homeboys??  Yo, homeslice, check dis out, homey!!  You
honkey mofos want a piece of the Order??  You gotta wait in line, G!!!

Nash : The New World Order is in da HO-O-O-OUSE!!!  Word to ya mutha!!

Pillman : And then, Inferno, you and I step into the cage one-on-one.  Do you really think
I fear being locked in a cage with a man only twice my size who think he's a big stud now
that he's a Wolverine??  I DO NOT!!!!!!!!!  All I ask of you, INFERNAL, is that you show
up at Kaged!! Bring your 5 maggot friends with you!!   I DO NOT CARE!!!!  Because, when
Kaged is over, Inferno, you will be nothing but a bunch of harmless
sparks.  I'm Brian Pillman, and you will NEVER FORGET IT!!!

[Commercials]

[When the screen comes back, the words August 25 are in the ring and suddenly a cage drops
down around the ring. The bars bend and form the word Kaged. The words August 25 are shoot
towards the cage and bust...the pieces form the word 'Meadowlands' at the floor of the
ring...in little pieces.]

Fountain: Let's get these comments from another pair whose fued is heating up very quickly
here in the WCWF...

[Cuts to Scott Pierce]

Scott Pierce: You know what your problem is, Enigma? It's that you don't take your matches
into your own hands. Instead you rely on your gods of war and other primitive
spiritualistic crap. I don't care how big you claim to have been overseas. This is the
WCWF, and at Kaged I'm going to show you what we are made of. Oooh! "100% Nat-ur-al" Scott
Pierce is gonna make you wish that you had called a wrestling school instead of your gods
of war, 'cause they ain't no match for 100% Natural wrestling ability.

[Cuts to Enigma with Don McQueen]

Enigma:  Scott Pierce, you mock my spiritual beliefs, but little do you know I have been
granted divine inspiration from the Gods of War!  I will teach you a lesson at Kaged, but
first I would like to change the format of the bout a little bit, for you to win, you must
catch me in your Decapitator and make me submit, for me to win I must hit you with my
Starsault press and pin you.  It will be a finisher match, Agreed?
`100% Natural', I will hit the ring like a thunderbolt thrown by Zeus, ruler of the sky!
You have never wrestled a warrior as fearless and high flying as me before!  Scott Pierce,
at Kaged the only 100% thing you will be is beat!

`Big Bucks' Don McQueen:  Oooohh I can see the bucks coming my way Scott Pierce!  How
about a little side bet... I bet you ten thousand dollars my Enigma will smash you with
his Starsault and get the win.  I just bet you ain't got the courage to put up the cash!
HA Ha Ha!

[Cuts to Fountain]

Fountain: So, not only do they say they will win....but they are willing to put up
$10,000!!!! Let's take these comments from the Mr. Perfect and then the Psycotics.

[Cuts to Mr. Perfect is standing in a steel cage.  He is with the Genius]

Perfect:  A steel cage.  Probably the most dangerous type of match in professional
wrestling.  At KAGED,  Mr. Perfect takes on the Nature Boy, Ric Flair.  Hahaha.  Flair,
take a good... long look at Mr. Perfect.  Now look at yourself.  You're too old to compete
with perfection.  A can be up and over this cage in 6 seconds flat!  How fast are you at
your age?  At KAGED,  I will teach you a lesson about what it means to be perfect.  Just
remember.  I am what I say I am,  and that's perfect!

Genius:  Perfect and Flair in a steel cage match,  all Flair can do is claw and scratch.
After KAGED you will see,  The perfection of Mr Perfect very clearly.

[Cuts to the Psycotics]

(The Psycotics are standing in front of a blue screen with the Psycotics logo.  The Genius
is with them)

Psycho Sid:  Spainiards,  you see,  we play by the laws of the jungle.  Like the mighty
lion,  we have set out bait for you.  We are stalking you, Spainards.  Be afraid.  Ohh,
be very afraid.  Because we will strike at KAGED and when we do...  I'M GONNA POWER BOMB
YOU THROUGH THE MAT!!  HAHAHAHA.  Then you know what's gonna happen next?  Tell him.

Bob Backlund:  I will procure the cross-face chicken wing on you plebians and you will be
re-notacated into submitting and acknowledging that...

Sid:  That we are the masters and the rulers of the world.

Genius:  The lion sleeps tonight,  but wakens at KAGED.  Spainards,  be afraid.  Be very
afraid.

[Cuts to Ric Flair]

Ric Flair:  Johhny Butler, I beat you in the middle of the ring with the figure-4 just
like I said I would.That will teach you not to mess with a legend.Any time you want to get
humiliaed again just challenge me. Perfect, I know you are a good wrestler but nobody but
me is "perfect"! At KAGED  I will show everyone how Perfect I am. You will be my stepping
stone to the World Title. Perfect,prepare to style and profile with the "Nature Boy"!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[Cuts to Fountain]

Fountain: Now, let's get these comments from a very intense fued here in the WCWF....

[Cuts to Junior Mafia's Brute Force and Almighty Devon Storm...no Jr. Gangsta]

JR Michaels:  "Many of you who are watching may notice that someone is missing from our
camp today.  We had the titles in our hands, but Jr. Gangsta took them away.  He didn't
need to interfere, we could have beaten Animal with our hands tied around our back.  Well
Jr. Gangsta, you are no longer a part of Brute Force, and if "Almighty" Devon Storm is ok
with it, you are no longer part of the Junior Mafia."

Dave Gibson:  "I think that sums it all up for Brute Force.  Road Warriors, we will have a
rematch, and we will get those titles because they are rightfully OURS!!!!  Air Force, you
will be destroyed at Kaged.  Brute Force has nothing to lose.  We taught you a lesson
before, and we are gonna do it again."

"Almighty" Devon Storm:  "I saw what the gangsta did to ya Brute Force, and I am ok with
your decision.  As long as you got my back, I will have yours.  However, Jr. Gangsta will
come to the ring for my title shot, this will be his last appearance with me, but he will
be there.  Anus the Teenieweenie Lepricon, I will take the title from you.  You have no
skill, no ability, and no heart.  You don't deserve to be the champion.  Let me just say
this, if you try to have someone interfere in the match, Brute Force and Jr. Gansgat has
my back."

[Cuts to Air Force]

(The camera opens on a scene inside a hanger at an undisclosed air base shortly after
Tuesday Night War.  The hanger has been transformed into a weight room/gym for Air Force's
match with Brute Force at Kaged!  A recently smashed television is on the floor.  The
members of the Air Force appear to be very angry.)

Hawks:  Brute Force!  All we have heard for the past month is how tough you are.  Then, at
Tuesday Night War, you prove that the two of you can't beat one big tough man without
cheating!  You are either the stupidest or weakest team in the WCWF!

Sky:  That's the truth!  Brute Force, but we loathe you more than ever after your debacle
Tuesday night!  Because of your ineptitude, we have to wait even longer to get our hands
on the tag team championship belts.  We will DESTROY you at Kaged!

Hawks:  That we will, Johnny!  We have to show the WCWF president that we deserve a title
shot and we WILL do that against you!

Sky:  We aren't going to listen to your talk anymore, Brute Force!  Tonight, you proved
how good, or should I say, how BAD a tag team you are!

Hawks:  B.F. is B.S.!

Sky:  Loose Cannons!  We look forward to getting back in the ring against you Friday
night!  We have trained long and hard and we will get our first win Friday night.

Hawks: Over and out!

(The camera fades to black.)

[Cuts to Assaf "The Terminator" Levavy]

Assaf: Why the hell should I face this...Devon Storm? What's this guy's name? I have said
that I'm looking at the challangers. I said that I'm looking at the two top contenders in
my opinion. I will face Devon Storm, but if I lose, then you MUST give me a rematch. Assaf
Levavy does not like suprises. And WCWF, that, much to my luck, wasn't a suprise. When
you're the champ...You're the champ! heheh.

[Cuts to Fountain]

Fountain: Donald Goddard just wanted to make the note of the fact that...just because you
are champion <to nobody in particular> you don't run the World Championship Wrestling
Federation. <This part to Assaf> Devon Storm is the number one contender who isn't
involved in another matchup....so he is given the title shot. Whether Devon gives you a
rematch, if he wins, is up to himself. Well, that is all the time we have for
tonight....as we leave you...we take a look at a few newcomers to the WCWF.

[Cuts to a "King of Harts" Owen Hart profile]

Owen is 6', 180 lbs. Born in Calgary, alberta canada. His brother and himself both use the
sharp shooter as a finishing move. He uses his athletisism to defeat his pponents. He has
a short temper and hates to be compared to his brother.

[Cuts to Warlord with Slick]

[before a match against some jobber]

<Warlord> I may not know a lot of you fools here, and i'll tell ya right now i aint to
fond of any of ya losers.  But there's one moron who stands out in the crowd.  Lord
Darkwolf.  I don't really know you, but I already dont like ya.  If you get in my way,
your dead.  If you dont get in my way,...your still dead..HAHAHA.  Tell em' Slickster

<Slick>  Darkwolf brother, your in for some serious hurtin'.  The Warlord is here, the
Slickster is here, and the rest of ya wont be here for very much longer.

<Both>  BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Cuts to The Giant, Sting, and Lex Luger]

Giant: Well Here I am in the WCWF.  I know you all are afraid and yes you do have the
right to be. First of all the reason I am here is not for belts it is to kick ass.  If a
title comes my way then so be it. Starting right now if anyone has the guts to get in the
ring with me come on I am waiting.

Sting: Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.  The Stinger and The Total Package are here.  All we want are
the titles and if anyone has anything to say about that well come on and tell us if you
got the guts. Tell them Package.

Luger:  Well Stinger you pretty well summed it up we want the title's and we want them now
so come on and get us if anyone here can......