Name High School Edition 2

This is the second edition of Name High School characters. You will find the second ten characters created by Elloss and Dworlock as well as their Hearthstone cards. Here are the other editions:

* Name High School Edition 1
* Name High School Edition 3
* Name High School Edition 4

## Characters

### Zach

Zach is Mike's best friend and is one of the most popular kids in the school. He usually likes to spend his time doing drugs with Mike and playing video games. He also likes to pay nerds like Arnold, David, and Alex to do his homework for him. He also has multiple girlfriends at a time due to his charm and good looks and always gets away with it, too. Sometimes Mike can ask Zach how many girlfriends he has in a sarcastic way and Zach answers sarcastically not enough.

### Alex

Alex is a science nerd who always loves talking about science to people. His strong knowledge in science fascinates people and gets high popularity because of that. He also does people' science homework for money like the other nerds, Arnold and David.

### Shawn

Shawn is a loser druggy who spends no effort on school and instead goes to the bathroom during class sessions to smoke crack. He has his own drug empire and is the biggest provider of drugs in Name High School and sells to the likes of Mike, Zach, and Doug. Doug especially because he can easily scam him for more than ten times the price because of his stupidity. He has over 400 overdue detentions, but he just cuts class early and goes home so he never actually goes. The school has threatened multiple times to expel him, but his rich parents just pay the principal to turn the other way just so that their other rich friends don't make fun of them for having a dumb son. His parents are so sick of his terribleness that they would rather just ignore it than deal with it directly, however, they have threatened to enroll him in military school if he ever pisses them off really bad. He has gotten in trouble with the school many times for drug possession and drug use and has went to juvy in the summer many times for it. However, his parents always bail him out every time so he never really learns his lesson. His favorite target to bully is Tarold. Whenever he isn't seen doing drugs, he can be seen picking on Tarold. He likes insulting people who he thinks are better than him as a self-defense mechanism to show that he doesn't care about them being better than him. Charles likes to make fun of Shawn for him being a loser while he tells him how he is a stuck up a$$hole. They get into insult battles weekly and people gather around them to watch it go.

### Joe

Joe is one of the most forgettable people in Name High School. He has only one noteworthy trait which is playing the trombone in the school band.

### Morton

Morton is a 300 pound morbese kid who always eats food whenever he gets the chance. Even during conversations, he would bring up the idea of eating food even when it has nothing to do with the current subject all because he needs to feed his fata$$ some food. Because of this, his friends always respond with "Shut up, Morbese!" which is his nickname since he is morbese and his named starts with "Mor-" as well. He is also the only person in the entire school besides Moose to love school food. He even asks the lunch lady to give him two trays even when she always denies. Sometimes he would put on a fake mustache and hat before reentering the cafeteria just so he can trick the lunch lady into giving him another tray of school lunch. It never works but he tries every single day anyway. After school, he goes to KFC, Wendy's, and Burger King in that order. When he gets home, he eats dinner, then he does homework while eating Doritos, then he eats supper, and finally plays video games while eating more Doritos before finally going to bed. He also has to constantly get new beds because every few months his current one breaks from under his weight during the night.

### John

John is one of the friendliest kids in Name High School. He is literally friends with everyone; from Mike to Tarold to even Shawn. In all the different friend groups he has a different name. In the below average group he's known as Jonathan, in the average group he's known as John, and in the above average group he's known as Johnny. He keeps Shawn from completely becoming a criminal by teaching him otherwise.

### Donald

Donald, referred to by his cool friends as "Don", likes to ride to school everyday on his hog. He is also dating Mike's sister. He also likes to do drugs with his other biker friends. He also likes to bully other below average popularity kids by driving by them as they walk home from school and throwing a cup of soda at them before riding away while laughing.

### Edward

Edward is the English nerd of the school. Just like the other nerds, a lot of dumb kids go to him to get their English homework done for a price. He has the most expensive rates, however, but there aren't any other English nerds in the school so he is their only option. In the future, he hopes to become a writer and write his own books.

### Jared

Jared is an extremely fat kid, similar to Morton but 400 pounds. He is also in the special-ed classes because he is a re$#%d. He has no friends and sits alone at the lunch table while eating the whole oven-roasted chicken he brings to school in his backpack with his bare hands. He also brings two 2-liter sodas with him every day and drinks it in the bathrooms during class time. He never learns anything because of this and couldn't anyway because of his low intellectual capacity. One time, Jared was drinking a 2-liter Coke bottle in the bathroom when Shawn noticed he was there while he was smoking crack. Shawn slapped him in his fat just to mess with him and Jared screeched because of autism which made Shawn quickly back away and go to the downstairs bathroom to smoke crack there instead. He also gets bullied constantly by the usual cast for his morbesity and re$#^@ation. He also has a monitor that follows him around to make sure his autism doesn't get out of hand. Sometimes, they also protect him from bullies, except for Butch because he just beats up the monitor then continues to bully Jared.

### Sean

Sean is a kid in the average friend group and likes to hang out with kids from that group such as David. He is a chubby kid and is sometimes teased about it by his friends and family, but in a kind way. He is a smart kid who likes computer programming as a career path and is very good at it, almost as good as Arnold, in fact. He likes to play video games with his friends and brother and hangs out with both often. One of his favorite foods is sushi which he loves to an extreme level, always being excited to go out to his favorite restaurant and eat delicious special rolls there. He is racist toward a few races that he deem to have stupid traits, but none more than Indians, who he thinks are smelly, filthy, and disgusting animals that live in a poop infested country and know how to do nothing but cause overpopulation in the world.