Memorable Quotes

Atlas

* *"Thank you for existing."*
* *"You found me..."*
* *"It is okay to cry, Exodus. I am not that man."*
* *"Your life begins."*
* *"It is alright, Exodus. I was able to take a... what are the words you use? Depression nap? I feel recharged."*
* *"You are not alone."*

Bruce Caine

* *"You ever just wanna tie someone up and tooty their fruity?"*
* *"So uh... you're my new bud, huh? How many power squats can you do?"*
* *"I'm Bruce Caine. First Recon. I don't really spend time with other people but it's not cause I'm a jerk or anythin'. Do you spend time with people? I don't really spend time with people."*
* *"You uh... Gonna share?... Buddy... Pal... I'll give you a pair of my used underwear for some."*
* *"WHAT? WHAT IS WHAT?! WHADDAYA SEE, BOY?! IS IT GOD?! DO YOU SEE GOD?!"*
* *"I think you work well with me... I'm glad we're best friends."*
* *"Ahh, the good days, wandering around Big Mountain, listening to communist propaganda, eating beans... eating beans too hard..."*
* *"I'm still here."*

Alexander Fordyce

* *"You know that feeling you get when you're about to put too much trust into a fart? That's the feeling I had when I made Chevelle."*

Chevelle Fordyce

* *"Tenacious! ...You really know the way to my heart, you know that? How about we catch up a bit later? You know, stick it in my poontang."*
* *"How am I supposed to be the creative force behind protecting the strip with a fucking cattle prod? This is entirely hopeless. We're not winning this war, we're losing one because of this!"*
* *"Of all the ass-lancing insults you had to have bring up disease? Like I hadn't thought of that!"*
* *"I know. It hasn't been effective. The only bummer is you gotta be extra careful about avoiding the people that make your junk itch."*
* *"I didn't know, I was just asking. Want me to buy you a trampoline since you like to jump to conclusions so much?"*
* *"I'm not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example."*
* *"I'm going to break your legs."*
* *"Everyone's hurt me. All my friends left me or are dead."*
* *"Man... I was just starting to hit it off with Ranger Andrew, there. I know! Well why don't we harpoon Andrew straight through the head, drag him back to the camp, and hit him with a hammer until he agrees to come back? It's brilliant!"*
* *"I wasn't like everyone else that joined the NCR for a reason. Maybe I'm in the NCR to figure that reason out."*
* *"Geez, what's this courier I keep hearing about? It's all over the radio nowadays. What's he do like, give people paper cuts with mail or some shit?"*
* *"I think... I have a boyfriend."*
* *"I don't know. Maybe like "hey, congratulations, you jizzed up in my snatch and now I'm carrying a parasite"."*

Gideon Fordyce

* *"They call me handsome because I have some hands."*
* *"You ever notice how they named a salad after that Caesar guy? I read it in a book somewhere. 'Least that's how I think it went..."*
* *"We killed our dad on the shitter though."*

Gabrielle Foster

Eddie Jackman

Gao Gui Long

* *"You'll grow up out there."*

Elizabeth Monroe

* "*You come here to hide too? It's okay, I won't tell anyone."*
* *"I have too much swagger for the dagger."*
* *"So... Metal arm broski. Or let's just shorten that to metal broski, even though you don't look all that metal. Just your arms. I bet you get that a lot."*
* *"You look more passive than a bloatfly without wings. ....and cuter too."*
* *"Don't mind me and my big ol' tiddies."*
* *"Alright if you're not having fun you can get the fuck out."*
* *"He doesn't even go here."*

Jett Navarre

* *"You're not all that intimidating, no offense. But neither am I so I guess that's something we got in common, eh, bruh? By the way. Name's Jett, and I like Jet. Want some? I could cut ya a deal for not shooting at me. Which I thank ya kindly."*

Travis Navarre

* *"What kind of name is Chevelle anyway? Well, if I were named that I'd probably cry too."*
* *"Well Chevelle isn't normal, is he!?"*
* *"Don't take this the wrong way... But... I  just don't want to get close to you. You understand, right?"*
* *"Can you put on some clothes? Your ass is offensive and I'm at suicide risk."*

Tycho

* *"...Y'all fuckin'?"*
* *"He wanted to make me pretty."*
* *"Aaaand called it. Ranger can face anythin' in combat but can't handle the news of his crotch-fruit on the way."*

Andrew Zhū

* *"I guess I kind of figured being nice is what some people need."*
* *"Shit, sorry..."*
* *"I want it to mean something for you, okay?"*
* *"Stubborn? You're stubborn! All Chevelle needed was someone to be nice to him!"*