The Original Speech

Imagine it is 5 days post production and mould has formed in the refrigerator- and there is no broth

Imagine it is 6 billion years in the future and the sun has expanded to engulf the milky way- and there is no broth

Imagine it is 17 quattuortrigintillion years in the future and the heat death of the universe as eliminated all- and there is no broth

This is the future we are currently headed for

Broth has been in society for millennia originally created in Asia used to strengthen kidney and bone health while England was also forming a ‘brew’ of waste vegetable and animal parts- creating  a society where the ‘brothmaster’ was third in command- a blissful society with a meal dedicated to broth consumption- ‘brotan etan’- a time i aim to bring back to kickstart the next step in the human race

The physical and mental  health benefits that are staggering, as seen in a 2019 study, published by the university of Southampton, it was seen that those who frequently consume broth score 36% higher on the world happiness index and professor Bartholomew Roffman [prof B.Roffman] predicts: 'by 2035 depression levels will be down by 78% and broth related suicide will be eliminated if the world was to convert to a broth based diet.

I will repeat again, the deification of a soup consisting of meat or vegetables cooked in stock, is vital to better the society of the human race. However some might disagree and perhaps argue that the idolisation of a food like broth will result in a global ostracisation of those who dislike broth, yet it is indeed clear that those who despise of the liquid of the heavens deserve an eternal punishment and this abandonment to the Falklands only the beginning of their troubles.

my personal connection to broth is one as strong as the bones used in its creation: it was at 7 when the heavens first touched my lips and a new chapter of my life started, it was at 11 when I first found the deep history of broth and knew my responsibility, it was at 15 when I co founded the broth-erhood of meal and planned for a global change.

in conclusion if we are to go forward with broth in mind then we as a society will grow closer akin to the homogeneity of the meat and the vegetables of broth, and beginning the next step in the social evolution of the human race

and there is always broth

Question: 'whats up with those  in the falklands?'

the heretics who are actively involved in broth hatred are sent to the Falklands this is true, I predict that this will only be a few million. resulting in an overpopulation of less than 30 thousand% this means that we have enough space for a large amount of the sacrilegious. furthermore those who are unable to live in these isles will be transported to 'The Pot' and used to help solve the issue of world hunger

Q:'How will broth help in the far future of humanity'

'The Pot' once more can solve the current issues of world hunger and, once step 14 has been enacted and the world is ours, overpopulation. Yet broth has even more benefits to society- once space travel has been commercialised the problem of transportable food arises, the solution? broth. broth has the infinite usability and customizability needed to be perfect for use in even the most hazardous conditions, furthermore broth can be dehydrated into a compact powder ready for 'just add water production

Q:'what is broth'

Broth can be defined as the soup consisting of meat or vegetables cooked in stock, sometimes thickened with barley or other cereals. however it is so much more as it implies that not all is broth. Is it not true that the beginning of life was dubbed the primordial broth. could space not be dubbed as a liquid and the planet's the meat and the vegetables?. could our blood not be a stock and our skin not the meat making we the broth?. Even my cue cards are broth

in truth

Broth is life

Broth is the universe

Broth is everything