Litcone Firest

Litcone 'Litty' Firest is a lead character in *Travels With T.I.M. ,* a segment of *It's All Been Done Radio Hour*. Litty is a non-binary-gendered alien who looks somewhat female, likes being called sir, and hates being called Litcone or referred to as a lady. She hates wearing dresses. She loves to eat and be outside, and explore new worlds. She loves naps, fermented stuff, and naps caused by fermented stuff, but who ever doesn't want a nap? She is not comfortable with relying on the government to take care of her. She likes hair ties.

**First appearance:***Travels With T.I.M.* #1.01 "A New Adventure Begins"

**Number of appearances*:***6 (as of June 2021)

**Actor:** Kristin Green

## **Personality**

Litty mostly uses female pronouns, but prefers male titles. Except she doesn't approve of anyone being called 'master.' She is a thief and unashamed of it. She is a small, furry, yellow alien who often dresses skimpily and wears a backpack. She knows at least enough about humans to recognize one when she sees him. She runs faster than a human. She uses the phrase 'Jilcon V. Jilkers' and speaks Gulangee ("A New Adventure Begins"). She doesn't think taking things is stealing if they aren't being used. She is much more concerned for herself than for others ("Something's Wrong Here"). She loves busy, chaotic places, such as the Marketplace of Ka'chon, which feels like home to her. She is good at running and hiding. As much as she likes money and power, she prefers freedom ("Bride of Shizreen").

## **Backstory**

Litty claims to have never gone to bed hungry because she's resourceful, but her mother always said to never pass up an opportunity to eat because you never know when you might get another ("Something's Wrong Here").

Litty stole something she wanted some time ago from Babbin Barlot. Since then, Barlot has been hunting Litty across systems, spending long periods of time away from home, obsessed with bringing the criminal to justice. Litty is good at avoiding him. In 2815, on Barlot's birthday, Litty slept with his wife, who likes having a wart above her private parts licked ("A New Adventure Begins").

## **Story**

Although she claims she thought she lost him systems ago, Litty was running from Barlot on the planet Meridia in 2816 when she met Ezra Ford. Ezra led her to T.I.M. the Time Machine, which helped the two escape Barlot. Litty was very impressed with the machine, especially after reading the list of things T.I.M. could do, and wanted it to take her someplace fun. ("A New Adventure Begins").

T.I.M. instead took her to the planet Sion, which she knew nothing about, and thought it strange they spoke English. Before realizing the locals had been enslaved, Litty was all too happy to go into a strange house, which she thought looked amazing and exotic, and tries to steal its valuables. She did get a few things, and when caught, claims to be a professional valuables cleaner. But once she realized the situation, she was ready to flee without offering assistance, despite her hatred of dictators. However, when T.I.M. revealed he could free the people remotely and with no risk to her, Litty was very insistent he do so immediately ("Something's Wrong Here").

A few weeks later, T.I.M. took Ezra and Litty to a space station. Litty was excited, saying there were always treasures to be found on a space station. But she soon learned that the inhabitants were being eaten by a salagonzo monster. She was fine with letting survivors on board, and even letting T.I.M. kill the monster if he could (he couldn't), but wasn't willing to risk her own neck, especially when the residents didn't have anything to give her for it. Litty is unaffected enough by the circumstances to make Erin mop up her pee in T.I.M. while the danger is ongoing. When T.I.M. gives them weapons, Litty considers that help enough, and doesn't see a point in sticking around to see if they survive the monster. She seems completely normal when they leave, playing games, and is surprised Ezra is so upset by what happened. She advises him it was smart to leave, and they can't be responsible for everyone in the galaxy. She says compassion is worthless if you're dead ("The Space Station").

After this, T.I.M. took her on some fun adventures where she ate well and "found" many valuable things. When the machine drops her into an incestuous custody battle in a small town, Litty considers it a very entertaining dinner and a show. Though she does recommend to the kid in question he marry outside his family. Asked to judge the case, Litty doesn't want to if they won't allow her to make a snap judgment, though listens well when they feed her meats, cheeses, and baked goods ("Family Ties").

At some point in the past, Litty met Shizreen and caught his eye. He wanted to marry her, but she escaped. Eventually, he did manage to capture her and intended to make her marry him against her will, which was legal in his territory. She was rescued by Ezra's good idea before she was wed. She admits it was a good thing their positions weren't reversed, as she probably would have just left Ezra ("Bride of Shizreen").

On Earth in 2021, Litty encountered radiation-poisoned people, Ross and Lyle, and said their skin looks gross. Despite having thought she explored every inch of T.I.M., T.I.M. reveals a secret basement she was unaware of that contains a medical room. Litty thinks creepy basements can be super fun, but before she can fully explore it, Ross indicates Lyle's people killed his sister and Litty forces Lyle out at gunpoint. This is a wrong move because it is revealed Ross is on the side of the Nazis, who kidnap Ezra and invade T.I.M. with Litty inside ("Sideways").