Adam Blampied/Quotes

This page lists various things Adam Blampied has said.

"*You don't put gravel in a bassoon.*"
―*Let's Play CODENAMES*

"*I just want Luke to get it wrong as well.*"
―*Let's Play JUST ONE*

"*Don't worry, the game's never going to end.*"
―*UNO - Full Game w/ ALL The House Rules*

"*Why won't you let me win? I'm so beautiful.*"
―*UNO - Full Game w/ ALL The House Rules*

"*I've grounded us in A reality.*"
―*Let's Play A FAKE ARTIST GOES TO NEW YORK*

"*Every time I put my fucking soul on the line for you, you stab me in the heart!*" [to Tom]
―*Let's Play SPYFALL 2*

"*Brooke, thank you for your valuable service to the town. We love the clock that you made. Now it's time to kick you to death and I'm very sorry.*"
―*You've Been Hagged!*

"*Thanks guys - he's a monster but he's our monster.*" [on himself]
―*You've Been Hagged!*

"*It won't be funny but it will be good.*"
―*Let's Play BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!*

"*You do look like you would throw some plastic patio furniture through a chip shop window.*" [to a sunburned Sullivan]
―*Let's Play QUIPLASH*

"*Turns out recognisable brand plus public domain IP equals endless fucking content featuring everyone's favourite be-tentacled green grandpa.*"
―*Mansions of Madness - Board Game Masterpieces*

"*To draw us back to the real world, before these whimsical tricksters start doing cartwheels in the corner, for pennies...*"
―*Panic Has A New Face*

"*Nice clock, idiot!*" [to Sullivan]
―*Panic Has A New Face*

"*Welcome to the one [point] club. It's horrible here.*"
―*Let's Play SKULL*

"*It's always nice to hear a British man explain about foreign colonies.*"
―*Cosmic Encounter - Board Game Masterpieces*

"*Adam doesn't share victories.*"
―*Cosmic Encounter - Board Game Masterpieces*

"*I will take your Sully and I will date him so hard.*"
―*Let's Play COLT EXPRESS*

"*Someone did not come to fuck around!*" [on Tom]
―*A Bad Moon Rises*

"*You sons of bitches - I see what you've done to me, to my little hopes and my little dreams.*" [on being the Lunatic]
―*A Bad Moon Rises*

"*I've had a fucking shocker of a game - but, hey, a win's a win, eh?*"
―*Everybody Loves Puppets*

"*You never realise what a bunch of nerds your friends are until someone comes to visit, do you?*"
―*Let's Play WAVELENGTH III*

"*The trajectory of Tom is like; useful, useful, useful, useful, bom. Immediately unhelpful.*"
―*Let's Play WAVELENGTH III*

"*Someone came to play, didn't they? is it hot at your house Tom, or what?*"
―*Let's Play WAVELENGTH III*

"*What do we think about me, everybody?*"
―*Let's Play DREAM CRUSH*

"*Am I the Lunatic? You have to tell me, otherwise it's entrapment.*"
―*I, Carley. I, Zombie*

"*Please don't take this from me...*"
―*I, Carley. I, Zombie*

"*I'm being hanged by the meta.*"
―*I, Carley. I, Zombie*

"*Sully, I'm going to shake you till your bones fall out.*"
―*I, Carley. I, Zombie*

"*Blair of course is famously the least mean person to have ever lived.*"
―*Let's Play MEAN GIRLS: THE PARTY GAME*

"*Where does Blair hang out at the weekends? The bad smelling part of the comic book store where they keep all the hentai.*"
―*Let's Play MEAN GIRLS: THE PARTY GAME*

"*It's nice to know we're right back at each others' throats again - like last month never happened.*" [to Carley]
―*Trouble With Violets*

"*Dom, I realise now that you've always been right about Sullivan.*"
―*Trouble With Violets*

"*Sully, sort your fucking turns out!*"
―*Let's Play NEMESIS (Part 1)*

"*I don't trust that little ginger fuck, you know... Laurie might not have selfish objectives, but Laurie has a mischievous streak.*"
―*Let's Play NEMESIS (Part 2)*

"*You have sat me between Isaac and Carley , two people who wish me nothing but ill.*"
―*Catfishing*

"*This may have been our stupidest day yet.*"
―*Catfishing*

"*I hate to hang a man on a mistake ... but I'm about to.*" [on Jon]
―*Catfishing*

"*I would discuss it, because it's a video and people will be watching.*" [identifying the point of a YouTube channel]
―*Let's Play DETECTIVE CLUB*

"*Don't lump me in with Jon, Daddy Ben. I know you hate him, but you're supposed to like me.*"
―*No Roles Barred*

"*I'm the Fearmonger, not the Fear-consumer.*"
―*No Roles Barred*

"*I miss hell. I miss hell.*"
―*Let's Play MYSTERIUM*

"*Sully is a bit-chaser at heart.*"
―*Let's Play DEAD OF WINTER*

"*From Laurie's perspective, which is a place I don't like - it's a horrible view, it's a horrible place, feels very chilly...*"
―*Let's Play DEAD OF WINTER*

"*If you guys fuck this game for yourselves on the last turn...*"
―*Let's Play DEAD OF WINTER*

"*Am I piss going to yield! Bring it on! I'm bold and dumb!*"
―*Let's Play KING OF TOKYO*

"*You had the AUDACITY to come for me? ... It brings me great pleasure to inform you that that is dogshit... I wouldn't step on that if it was on fire.*" [on Sullivan's drawing]
―*Let's Play MONSDRAWSITY*

"*I'm fuelled by spite, that's what I am.*"
―*We Are Legion*

"*You can't use my self-hatred to emotionally manipulate me!*" [to Sullivan]
―*We Are Legion*

"*If you've fucked me, I will come over to your house with a pillowcase full of soap and I will beat the shit out of you.*" [to Sullivan]
―*We Are Legion*

"*Sully! Please! Be my boyfriend! Go with it....*"
―*We Are Legion*

"*If you stick together, you'll die together.*"
―*Let's Play CASH N GUNS*

"*That's our stupid game of stupid Board Game Club. Thanks to all of our stupid players and all of their stupid stupid bastard...*"
―*Let's Play CASH N GUNS*

"*You have 50* feral *cats. And another* 50 *feral cats. It's all about balance, you see.*"
―*Let's Play FIASCO (Part 1)*

"*Could you fuck this guy so I can steal his cats?*"
―*Let's Play FIASCO (Part 1)*

"*Do you know what it is about feral cats? They challenge you. They keep you fast. They keep you lean. And if you love them - they might love you back. Or they eat a horse - they're really difficult beasts.*"
―*Let's Play FIASCO (Part 1)*

"*Will I be playing a lovely game with one of my cuddliest friends, one of my bestest boys and my new boyfriend? Or will I be playing against a c\*\*\*?*"
―*Blair Vs Adam - Patchwork - LOTB Quarter Final*

"*All I can do is trust Laurie to have my best interests at heart... I am fucked.*"
―*Let's Play TSURO*

"*What a fucking load of nonsense you're all talking!*"
―*Let's Play TSURO*

"*I hate it here.*"
―*Let's Play TSURO*

"*It's been a great day and I don't know if I want to play board games anymore.*"
―*Let's Play TSURO*

"*If you haven't seen Jurassic Park by the way, good luck. But also - sort your fucking life out!*"
―*Let's Play 6 NIMMT*

"*Hang on, hang on, I'm not ready. Me, the protagonist.*"
―*Let's Play 6 NIMMT*

"*Don't mistake his natural bodily functions for emotions...*" [on Tom]
―*Let's Play 6 NIMMT*

"*Alright, you chucklefucks. Let's play.*"
―*Let's Play 6 NIMMT*

"*Just because I saw vulnerability from you today Tom, don't take it out on me!*"
―*Let's Play 6 NIMMT*

"*I didn't win - it is an episode of Board Game Club, after all, why would I win?*"
―*Let's Play 6 NIMMT*

"*Of course, Blair is incapable of sin.*"
―*Popsicle Goes The Weasel*

"*They'll sing songs of my bravery ... and my height.*"
―*Popsicle Goes The Weasel*

"*Oh my god, we're living in Ravenswood Blake!*"
―*Popsicle Goes The Weasel*

"*Laurie, don't say anything if you don't want my job and think I should be the head of No Rolls Barred for ever... Thank you, Laurie.*"
―*Let's Play DON'T MESS WITH CTHULHU*

"*Brooke, say nothing if you, after* careful *consideration, think that Sully should be* my *boyfriend.*"
―*Let's Play DON'T MESS WITH CTHULHU*

"*[Laurie: We can't all have 'kill Sully' as an objective] I had to buy five copies of the game, but I managed it!*"
―*Let's Play NEMESIS LOCKDOWN (Part 1)*

"*I'm back as storyteller, bitches!*"
―*Poppygrown*

"*Oh my god, this is a mess. A sheer, joyful mess.*"
―*Poppygrown*

"*Most people are, like, 70-90% water, I'm 70-90% hubris.*"
―*Adam Vs Laurie - Shobu - LOTB Semi Final*

"*If you get a 5,6,7 or 8... I will keep that 2 million and everyone will point at you and laugh.*"
―*Let's Play LORDS OF VEGAS*

"*I loathe you and I hope this goes terribly for you.*" [to Blair]
―*Let's Play LORDS OF VEGAS*

"*To be fair, neither of you are me, so what am I supposed to think?*" [on confusing Laurie and Blair]
―*Let's Play LORDS OF VEGAS*

"*Genuine and absolute joy to repeatedly stick it to Sully, one of my closest friends who has never done me any significant wrong in the world.*"
―*Let's Play LORDS OF VEGAS*

"*Don't we want that? At this stage in the year-long story, couldn't Adam do with a fucking win?*"
―*Let's Play LORDS OF VEGAS*

"*Come on! We're never going to finish filming this - Tilly's going to be 30 by the time this game ends!*"
―*Let's Play SKULL II*
"*It really hurts ... when you're stabbed in the back by a care-bear. Because he is cuddles and rainbows and sunshine and you know that the day he accidentally kills you, he'll stand over your grave and giggle like a stupid little wood-elf.*" [on Sullivan]
―*Let's Play SKULL II*

"*As in life, I have the best reputation.*"
―*Let's Play LIBERTALIA: WINDS OF GALECREST*

"*Are you kidding? Are you fucking kidding? I'm going to spend the rest of the next voyage dedicated to killing you.*" [to Blair]
―*Let's Play LIBERTALIA: WINDS OF GALECREST*

"*It wasn't even close... I don't know - I'm not cut out for this. I feel like Laurie in Blood on the Clocktower. Like, it could be my fault. But that can't be right! It can't be right - can it?*"
―*Let's Play LIBERTALIA: WINDS OF GALECREST*

"*Carley, think of the narrative here - who's most likely to rob the living* dick *out of you?*"
―*Let's Play MAFIA DE CUBA*

"*It doesn't prove nothing - it proves no Thing!*"
―*Let's Play THE THING: INFECTION AT OUTPOST 31*

"*Yours is such a bleak world. Cashing in on the love of your friends in order to bankroll your increasingly shit bets!*" [to Jon]
―*Let's Play COSMIC ENCOUNTER II*

"*That's what Laurie does! He reaches into your chest and wraps his hands around the love and he pulls it out!*"
―*Let's Play COSMIC ENCOUNTER II*

"*In what fucking horse universe is that flattery? I mean, yes, I have big teeth and I could probably eat an apple through a tennis racket, but that's for me to say! Give me a proper compliment!*"
―*Let's Play COSMIC ENCOUNTER II*

"*Would never yuck your yum. Your boundaries are incredibly well-defined and understood by all.*" [to Tom]
―*Let's Play COSMIC ENCOUNTER II*

"*The number of principles I'm willing to compromise to advance myself on this track....*"
―*Let's Play COSMIC ENCOUNTER II*

"*We got a call that the train tracks need inspecting. Bend over and take a real close look. Stupid sheriff.*"
―*Let's Play WESTERN LEGENDS*

"*Two outlaws finding each other on the open plains. Snuggled up next to each other in our camp sheets, looking up at the stars, spotting constellations. Maybe our hands might reach out across a pot of coffee and touch and there'll be a spark of electricity. Maybe nothing will happen. Then again... maybe my Milky Bars will be on him?... (that's really horrible)*"
―*Let's Play WESTERN LEGENDS*

"*I want to see her hang!*" [on Brooke]
―*Let's Play WESTERN LEGENDS*

"*Up until this point, my seduction of Sullivan was a long-running joke. I will make it my mission in life to make it a long-running reality. I am taking your man, Brooke Bourgeois, like you took my Western Legends victory from me. I am going to marry him and you will be invited to our fucking wedding. And at the wedding we're selling fucking Milky Bars!*"
―*Let's Play WESTERN LEGENDS*

"*Why did you not pull a fucking lucky rabbit's foot from the bag, Sullivan? You stupid songsmith bastard! You probably eat your guitar, don't you, you silly pillock?*"
―*Let's Play VAGRANTSONG*

"*It will be my life's aim to make sure that none of you fuckers score points.*"
―*Let's Play THE ESTATES*

"*You're allying yourself to Sullivan, because you're actually his good friend and you don't hate him... you actually really care about Sullivan's happiness.*" [to Dom]
―*Let's Play THE ESTATES*

"*You need to see this, Mr. Mayor - they're eating each other!*"
―*Let's Play THE ESTATES*

"*You're going to blast the living shit out of me, aren't you? I didn't consider this really.*" [to Sullivan]
―*Let's Play JAMAICA*

"*Everyone does have a theme for their boat and I don't want to go into it too deeply, but I guess mine's the fuck boat?*"
―*Let's Play JAMAICA*

"*Gary's going to get fucked on Good Ship Bonnie! I'm going to make you jingle-jangle, my boy!*"
―*Let's Play JAMAICA*

"*I think this kind of year-long odyssey is starting to take its toll on me mentally, to be honest. I don't want to lose any more games.*"
―*Let's Play JAMAICA*

"*You're going to rob the world of Sullivan Beau Brown? ... Sullivan, be more charming!*"
―*Let's Play TRIAL BY TROLLEY*

"*Fuck your undo button!*"
―*Let's Play TRIAL BY TROLLEY*

"*Holly it's such bullshit. You're bullshit. You're a bullshit person. I'm going to have you killed.*"
―*The Unbearable Madness Of Being*

"*If you come out as the demon on day one and somehow win this game ... fuck me!*"
―*The Unbearable Madness Of Being*

"*Tom, you rode me around the town like a little pony, you naughty boy.*"
―*The Unbearable Madness Of Being*

"*I'm not entirely sure which episode it was of Barney the Dinosaur when he dies and is bleached under the unforgiving desert sun, but evidently that's the one that Brooke has seen.*"
―*Let's Play HUES AND CUES*

"*Is this what heat stroke feels like?*"
―*Let's Play SOUNDS FISHY*

"*I'm inevitable, motherfucker.*"
―*Battleship, But Drink a Shot EVERY TURN*

"*Down. The. Fucking. Hatch. You had it, you had it in your hands, and you threw it away. You threw it away. G...G7. That's how you close, motherfucker. That's how you fucking close when you've got a ship in your sights. That's how you do it. Don't you ever come for house rules again! Do you hear me? This is my house. This is the house that I built. You drink it slow. No, fuck it, let me top you up Sullivan. Let me top you up so it's a nice full shot for you, my boy. There you go. There you go. Down the hatch. Don't you ever make me feel like that again, on house rules!*"
―*Battleship, But Drink a Shot EVERY TURN*

"*So much of the last 5 minutes was, like, borderline. It was just whimsy - it wasn't enough to be sarcastic and me tonally policing it was driving me mad! So good, now everyone can be a dick!*"
―*Let's Play MUFFIN TIME*

"*Well, I've accumulated a very poor friendship group, is the main problem.*"
―*Let's Play MUFFIN TIME*

"*This is the stupidest game of Board Game Club we've ever done.*"
―*Let's Play MUFFIN TIME*

"*The entire game is just Laurie being like 'I've won, right?' and Tom's coming like [hits] NO!*"
―*Let's Play MUFFIN TIME*

"*Laurie ... he's been forged in the fires of many disappointments. Tilly ... you'd have to be courageous to see another dawn being Tilly. Me ... power, charisma - these are interchangeable concepts, but I think it scans.*"
―*Let's Play WAVELENGTH IIII*

"*Laurie - why couldn't you have told me you love me before the day, today, when it matters most?*"
―*Let's Play WAVELENGTH IIII*

"*Let's get TomSka on the channel to celebrate Muffin Time. He'll elevate our channel!*"
―*Let's Play WAVELENGTH IIII*

"*You can have your precious little 4 points that you whined and complained to get.*" [to Sullivan and Dan]
―*Let's Play WAVELENGTH IIII*

"*This is the needlessly cruel board game table.*"
―*Let's Play BRISTOL 1350*

"*I always like it when someone is relatively new to Board Game Club and decides to make friends the only way they know how, which is by making everyone else's life around the table a fucking nightmare. She'll fit in well round here.*" [on Izzy]
―*Let's Play BRISTOL 1350*

"*I felt the bumps, but I* felt *nothing.*"
―*Let's Play BRISTOL 1350*

"*I have to say, you're a cadre of snakes - I love this!*"
―*Sully Is A Total Cult*

"*Everyone in town is either evil, drunk or Carley.*"
―*Sully Is A Total Cult*

"*Death and destruction ... there's going to be a lot more tears in that pool.*"
―*Let's Play WONDERLANDS WAR (Part 1)*

"*I've positioned myself as the villain of the piece somehow...Always bet on Blampied!... ah, maybe I am the villain.*"
―*Let's Play WONDERLANDS WAR (Part 1)*

"*If you pause the video, you can pause it at the moment my heart breaks in two.*"
―*Let's Play WITS & WAGERS II*

"*Blair, that would be you, you little fucking quisling... this starts to feel a little personal after a while.*"
―*Let's Play LIFEBOATS*

"*Thanks for the money, idiots!*"
―*Playing With Your Food*

"'*I've heard you and fuck you', is what you just said ...I'm going to nominate the fucking shit out of you.*" [to Sullivan]
―*Playing With Your Food*

"*I'm sorry! I miss you! I miss you! I love you! I'm gonna kill you!*" [to Sullivan]
―*Playing With Your Food*

"*He'll just get distracted at some point, look over at me and fall in love all over again.*" [of Sullivan]
―*Let's Play MOONRAKERS*

"*I will happily retract my nomination for a 12% raise - it is Christmas!*" [to Oli]
―*Ding Dom Merrily On High*

"*My congratulations to my Pit-Hag who just turned* me*, the demon, into something that is* not *the demon and therefore* ended *the game for the evil team! ... Fuuuuuuuck. Fuuuuuuuck!*"
―*Ding Dom Merrily On High*

"*Fuck this and fuck Christmas ... you're both on the same team ... let's kill those two fuckers out there.*" [to Carley and Sullivan]
―*Ding Dom Merrily On High*

"*Sullivan, what did you get for Christmas? Apart from your freedom? [Sullivan: "Well I got myself a brand new boyfriend actually. I seem to have mislaid the old girlfriend"] Sully, you must have been* very *good this year.*"
―*Ding Dom Merrily On High*

"*Merry Christmas, go fuck yourself - I want you dead.*" [to Isaac]
―*Ding Dom Merrily On High*

"*If you have any other ideas, don't hesitate to jump in the fucking sea!*" [on House Rules suggestions]
―*Operation, But With REAL ELECTRIC SHOCKS!*

"*My way of negotiating with Sully is often referred to as the 'jingling keys method', where if I jingle the keys quickly enough, he will get overstimulated and agree to whatever it is I propose.*"
―*Let's Play ZOO VADIS*

"*There comes a point where everyone has to go home... and that is the point where they are in a confined space with Laurie Blake. Because I hate him.*"
―*Let's Play DIAMANT*

"*He's my boo, he's my babes, he's my bae. He'll never betray me*" [of Sullivan, shortly before the betrayal]
―*Let's Play DIAMANT*

"*Sullivan, for god's sake, shush!*"
―*Chess, But HORSES ONLY*

"*[mocking Sullivan]**Do you want me to tell you what [the move] is?** Do you want me to tell you what this is [gives him the finger] Sullivan? How fucking dare you? How dare he?*"
―*Chess, But HORSES ONLY*

"*What are the comments section going to compliment me about in this game?*" [as Teri]
―*Chess, But HORSES ONLY*

"*"I offered everyone... a wish to do over this livestream... and they were all pricks about it.*"
―*NRB Wish Charity Livestream!!*

"*"We are back here on the NRB Punishment Stream where all of my best friends have colluded to make my life a living hell.*"
―*NRB Wish Charity Livestream!!*

"*Try and infer an emotion, I fucking dare you.*"
―*Let's Play CODENAMES II*

"*I have something to say and I want to do it in a spotlight.*"
―*Paralegal Activity*

"*How dare you describe yourself as stable?!*" [to Brooke]
―*Let's Play MONIKERS*

"*Where did you get wood from, my darling? Put it right back*" [to Sullivan]
―*Let's Play CATAN*

"*I'm glad that the shorthand is me with a mutantly long penis.*"
―*Pictionary, But IMPOSSIBLE MODE*

"*How dare you? How fucking dare you?*" [ to Teri]
―*Pictionary, But IMPOSSIBLE MODE*

"*I could only have hurt myself - and I* love *me.*"
―*Let's Play TAKENOKO*

"*I expected perhaps when we all came to this beautiful zen garden, I thought Holly might be able to stow her bullshit for* oneturn*.*"
―*Let's Play TAKENOKO*

"*One of me or Holly causes a rumpus, Sully starts flailing around like a chicken with its head cut off and Laurie calmly hoovers up points like a fucking ginger roomba.*"
―*Let's Play TAKENOKO*

"*Why is it whenever there's a chalkboard not around...?*"
―*Let's Play TAKENOKO*

"*I'm so bad at these challenges! I hate all of them... cack-handed twat!*"
―*Let's Play WHAT NEXT?*

"*All we have to do, because he's our best weapon at the moment, is get Jon riled up about* something*.*"
―*God Is A Legion*

"*Oh Daddy Ben, you were too busy worrying about the fake middle class when you should have been worrying about the real middle class. I'm from Finance Island! We're going to kill you!*"
―*God Is A Legion*

"*You can't moo in the movement phase, you moo in the action phase, idiot!*"
―*Let's Play AMONG CULTISTS*

"*You're doing it! You're doing it, guys! Look at you!*"
―*Let's Play TERRORSCAPE*

"*One good turn - that's all I need. Just one.*"
―*Let's Play TERRORSCAPE*

"*Stop complaining about my drinking, Brighton - that's why your mum left.*"
―*Let's Play THE SHIVERS*

"*Please be a dog with a chainsaw!*"
―*Let's Play THE SHIVERS*

"*You know what, I respect it. You walk into the prison yard and hit the biggest player in the fucking head. And you know what? Welcome to No Rolls Barred, Ivan. I'm going to kill you.*"
―*Let's Play SALEM 1692*

"*You tend to play the game well and calmer when you're evil ... because you know what's going on.*" [to Jon]
―*Let's Play SALEM 1692*

"*I am a* petty *bitch.*"
―*Let's Play SALEM 1692*

"*Welcome to the winning team, my boy! Everyone's going to hate you!*" [to Jon]
―*Let's Play SALEM 1692*

"*Thank god all the men can talk around the table ... after hundreds of years, the men can speak.*"
―*Let's Play BANK HEIST*

"*Settle down, chatty Cathy.*" [to muted Holly]
―*Let's Play BANK HEIST*

"*Why didn't you say something before?*" [to muted Holly]
―*Let's Play BANK HEIST*

"*I'm the centre of attention!*"
―*Let's Play COUP II*

"*Thank you for being on my show ... I'm going to kill you.*"
―*Let's Play COUP II*

"*You've got your wish, Brooke Bourgeois - I'm dead.*"
―*Let's Play COUP II*

"*This is less full than it normally is - don't treat me like a child! ... I won't be coddled!*" [on the size of the shot]
―*Snakes & Ladders, BUT ONLY SNAKES*

"*I think it's important that Laurie feels like he's the main character occasionally, cos otherwise he might burn the studio down and spend all the insurance money on bouldering ... also he's bald like Vin Diesel's bald.*"
―*Let's Play FAST & FURIOUS: HIGHWAY HEIST*

"*Sullivan - if you came on my car, then you could beat off this guy.*"
―*Let's Play FAST & FURIOUS: HIGHWAY HEIST*

"*If I'm going down, Laurie's going down with me. Seems on brand.*"
―*Let's Play FAST & FURIOUS: HIGHWAY HEIST*

"*... that makes my hero's journey so much more interesting. A bit of adversity, which I need, to humble me in the eyes of myself and my adoring public.*"
―*Let's Play MYTHIC MISCHIEF*

"*There's no way that Chucklefuck 1 and Chucklefuck 2 can match up to me and, I guess, my plus one.*"
―*Let's Play MYTHIC MISCHIEF*

"*Don't mess with the nerds, we've read a book and we'll use it to kill you.*"
―*Let's Play MYTHIC MISCHIEF*

"*Daniel J. Layton - the J stands for Blackjack.*"
―*BLACKJACK BATTLE - NRB Vs A Card Counter*

"*Chase your losses, that's what they tell you.*"
―*BLACKJACK BATTLE - NRB Vs A Card Counter*

"*I'm a fucking Blackjack dealer!*"
―*BLACKJACK BATTLE - NRB Vs A Card Counter*

"*I do want to call attention to the fact that Tilly has constructed someone with a gigantic erection.*"
―*Let's Play PICTURES*

"*I fucking feed on praise ... give me more.*"
―*Let's Play PICTURES*

"*Dangerous swimming, you bunch of fucking cretins!*"
―*Let's Play PICTURES*

"*If you don't want to know what's in the box ... stop watching now. We've got your view, we don't need you anymore ... patreon.com/norollsbarred.*"
―*Let's Play GOOD FACE BAD FACE*

"*To be fair to the Kickstarter backers, I would also pay to have Laurie killed.*"
―*A Royal Blunder*

"*You might want to wipe that smirk off your face, buddy - cos you're my fucking marionette!*" [to Sullivan]
―*A Royal Blunder*