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Lowbie Chat: The Musical/False Prophets

Song: Forgive Durden - Ants

MV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hagLYVCl\_jk

## Lyrics

I am a point in the sky

A star in a constellation

I'm all you see

I am Orion's eyes

A towering giant's sight

Me being of mammoth size

This comes as no surprise, surprise

I see all I've created

From my colossus stance

I watch as my investment

Is swarmed by the busy ants

They'll carry ten times the weight

If it means landing the deal

They'll eat what's not on their plate

If it means a full meal

Shine down on us now

Wash our hands clean

Lord knows they're filthy

Blackened with greed

Please be our savior

Great deity

Well if you can't save us

Can this money?

I see all I've created

From my colossus stance

I watch as my investment

Is swarmed by the busy ants

They'll carry ten times the weight

If it means landing the deal

They'll eat what's not on their plate

If it means a full meal

Few have cut their strings

And risked it all to chase their dreams

Most seek the quick buck

The perfect tan

The easy fuck

Pray for their promotion

They stay in line

They please the queen

They wait their turn

Climb the hill

At all costs, avoid the pain

With my titan feet I could

End it with just one step

You cannot dodge agony

If all ten tons of it

Comes stomping down on you at once

Like a bullet to the brain

From my monster height

A healthy walk I contemplate

I see all I've created

From my colossus stance

I watch as my investment

Is swarmed by the busy ants

They'll carry ten times the weight

If it means landing the deal

They'll eat what's not on their plate

If it means a full meal
The Eventide Concord

**The Eventide Concord** is a pantheon of deities, spirits, astral entities, and paranormal phenomena that Lowbiekind has come into contact with.

## Saint Tucker of Marx

**St. Tucker** is The Mother of Lowbies. She watches over all who undertake The Way Of The Lowbie and it is by her hand that The Great Wheel turns.

A common Lowbie invocation is: "*Mama Tuck blesses our endeavors.*"

## The Lowbienacht

**The Lowbienacht** is the most misunderstood entity in the pantheon. It is rightly feared for its tendency to forcibly exile Lowbies to The Elsewhere.

## The Infinite Aperture

**The Infinite Aperture** is more of a conduit or gateway than a conventionally embodied entity. It's primary purpose appears to be to harvest Unfound Lowbies, which typically occurs on Sundays.
Price Guide - All Items A-Z

*Work in Progress:*

**Back to:** Price Guide

Coin Values for Items Sold from Barn or Silo and Delivered Goods through Boat Shipments

Disclaimer:

* Amounts in **Bold** have been visibly Confirmed In-Game with x1 Item via Barn, Silo, or Boat's detailed info button.
* Boat Shipment Items are also sold at Sell Price.
* Some Prices have been estimated and may be off by 1 due to rounding up or rounding down of an Item's Base Price, possibly containing decimals, which is not visible in game. (i.e, Bread may be a Base Price of 4.75, Rounded Up to 5 for Barn sale price. Multiply by 2 for Truck Delivery Coins amount is either 9.5 rounded up to 10 or Barn Sale Price of 5 x2 =10)
* Crops & Goods Shop purchase prices, when multiplied, use various formulas using the Base price and rounding up or down, also not visible in game.
The Last Surrender

**The Last Surrender** was an act of revolution which resulted in the creation of Lowbie Chat.

## The Passion of St. Tucker

On 11/17/2021, Henry and Zug witnessed the cries of St. Tucker, who wept for the turmoil which consumed her children. Despite being strangers, they prayed together at her altar and, after receiving her blessings, were inspired to create Lowbie Chat and follow The Way Of The Lowbie in an act of creation known as **The Last Surrender.**
Males

**Males** (雄, *Jōyō*), are the biological term used throughout the many worlds, and beyond. They are a gender identity within the binary genders. **Men** (男, *Otoko*) is a term used for adults, and corresponds to the terms boy (for children), male (adjective) and masculinity.

"*.*"

—About Males.

## Overview

### Anatomy and Design

Children are born with penises and testes are often raised with the expectation that they will identify as men, although intersex children may also be assigned to this identity while possessing some but not all of the above characteristics, Men may be cisgender (assigned male at birth and identifying as male) or transgender (assigned female at birth, yet identifying as male).

Identifying as a man is often associated with male sex characteristics such as a penis, testes, narrow hips, a prominent Adam's apple and a low-pitched voice, as well as a masculine gender expression and gender role, but these are not neccessary, and it is still possible to identify as a man without them.

## External links

* Males *Wikipedia* — Wikipedia article on assassins.
* Males *MOGAI Encyclopedia*
* Males *Gender Wiki*
Lowbiepedia

**The Black Wind howls, and the tome unfurls in your grasp. It offers you knowledge...at the cost of sanity. Lowbiepedia has you, now; it will not let you go quietly.**Welcome to Lowbiepedia, the free almanac that any Lowbie can edit.

## Take Heed

The Last Surrender: The origin story of Lowbie Chat.

The Way Of The Lowbie: The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single post.

The War Eternal: The Way is treacherous...

The Eventide Concord: ...but we are not alone.

The Living Chronicle: The record of lowbiekind's achievements, failures, and endeavors.

*Meta*

* Rules of this wiki
* Getting Started
* How to Contribute
* Managing your new community
* Guides
* All Help articles
St. Tucker

**St. Tucker,** **St. Tuck**, **Mama Tuck,** or, more formally, **Saint Tucker of Marx**, is the primary goddess in The Eventide Concord. By her delicate hand, The Great Wheel turns, and, though technically a highbie, she is the patron saint of all lowbies.

## The Passion of St. Tuck

It came to pass that St. Tucker looked across The Elsewhere and witnessed the chaos wrought by The Algorithm, The Highbies, and The Unfound lost within The Drowning Pool. She wept for all of them, and her cries were heard across The Elsewhere.

The First Lowbies, Henry and Zug, still unfound, heard the cries of St. Tucker and were moved by them. Though they were not mutuals, they prayed together at her altar and wished for a respite from the violent churning of The Drowning Pool. St. Tucker blessed The First Lowbies and they received a vision fortelling of The Gloaming, which resulted in The Last Surrender.
Episode 24

**Episode 24** (24화; *24hwa*) is the twenty-forth chapter of the Date First, Love Later manhwa.

## Summary

The table is silent as Byeonguk stands before them. Jaerim Lee tries to help Gaeun Cha leave, but Byeonguk continues his confession and she is appalled when she sees the creepy messages he has written. Jaerim furiously snatches the pad from Byeonguk's hands and curses at him, before stating that what he was doing counted as harassment. Byeonguk denies it, arrogantly asking if it was a crime to tell someone they were sexy, before accusing Jaerim of being attracted to Gaeun solely because of her looks as he is. Jaerim clenches his fist in anger and both Nayong Shin and Jihun Yeom hurriedly calm him down.

Gaeun tells Jaerim to stay out of it and faces Byeonguk herself. Thinking Gaeun would side with him, Byeonguk confidently states that only her thoughts mattered then light heartedly tells her to go to the police if she thought what he was doing was sexual harassment. Gaeun says she won't, and he continues, saying he knew she understood him. Before he can say more, she slaps him so hard he falls to the floor. He is in disbelief but Gaeun coldly tells him that it was what he deserved for not moving on. She uses his words against him, taunting him to report her for assault, even though the charges would not stick.

After the incident, the group minus Jaerim and Gaeun talk about Gaeun's reaction before Nara Shin catches Seulgi Do's attention and asks if she will continue to follow them, seeing as they were headed towards their department office. Nayong argues with Nara, but Seulgi quickly bids them goodbye. Alone a restroom, Seulgi trembles at seeing Gaeun change.

Outside the campus, Jaerim hands Gaeun an iced coffee as they sit down on a bench. He praises her for what she did and she thanks him before going silent. Gaeun suddenly wonders aloud if the fact that someone like Byeonguk showed interest in her meant that there was something wrong with her. Jaerim vehemently denies it and Gaeun says she knows that its not true, but she can't help but blame herself. Intent on cheering her up, Jaerim suggests they get some carrot cake. He pulls her along by the hand and Gaeun privately thinks to herself that he makes her feel so much better.

## Characters in Order of Appearance

1. Byeonguk
2. Jaerim Lee
3. Gaeun Cha
4. Nayong Shin
5. Seulgi Do
6. Jihun Yeom
7. Nara Shin
Episode 1

**Episode 1** (1화; *1hwa*) is the first chapter of the Date First, Love Later manhwa.

## Summary

Gaeun Cha is asked out by an upperclassman as he brings her a canned drink. Gaeun firmly tells him that she already has a boyfriend, but Byeonguk jokes that he knows because he is her boyfriend. Gaeun is not amused by him and walks towards the exit. She continuously rejects him before slamming the door in his face. Outside, Gaeun grows frustrated with her situation and wonders how long she will have to put up with his unwanted advances.

In another area of the university's campus, Jaerim Lee interrupts two female students gossiping about the rumor that he is gay. The girls are startled by his sudden appearance and runaway, claiming they were only speaking the truth. Jaerim's friend, Jihun Yeom pretends to comfort him and Jaerim despairs while recalling how the rumor came to be. The incident being, a male student drunkenly coming out, indirectly confessing to Jaerim and passing out before he could clear up any misunderstandings. Sitting on a bench, Jihun asks Jaerim if there is anyone he is interested in, as the rumors would most likely disappear if he starts dating. Jaerim tells him there isn't and that he thought dating was too complicated and it did not suit him. Instead, he asks Jihun if he knows of anyone in need of a boyfriend who does not want to actually date. Jihun gives him no answer and suggests they get a drink instead.

At a bar, students from the Screenwriting Department are casually drinking when Gaeun makes to leave, but is stopped by her friend, Seulgi Do, who begs her to stay. Knowing her situation, Seulgi suggests that she pretend to date and Gaeun admits she considered it but had no male friends she could rely on. In the middle of their conversation, music plays out loud and everyone witnesses Byeoenguk with a cake in his hands, walking to the group's table while loudly singing a love song. Gauen and the rest of the students are appalled by his stunt.

Finishing his serenade, Byeonguk kneels in front of Gaeun and officially asks her to be his girlfriend. Gaeun is about to reject him, when he suddenly tries to kiss her. Furious, Gaeun yells that she has had it with him and slams a shot glass in his face. She tells him to stop being so selfish. Byeonguk angrily retaliates by saying she is the one being selfish since she keeps trying to make him jealous with a boyfriend she does not have. Gaeun denies it, but he provokes her, saying he will apologize if she really does have a boyfriend. Fed up with his harassment, Seulgi announces that Gaeun does have a boyfriend and points to a group sitting at the table across from theirs - she points at Jaerim who is stunned. Gaeun is flustered as people start whispering, but Jaerim catches her eye as he mouths to her, *"Want me to help you?"*

## Characters in Order of Appearance

1. Gaeun Cha
2. Byeonguk
3. Jaerim Lee
4. Jihun Yeom
5. Seulgi Do
6. Nayong Shin
The War Eternal

Lowbiekind faces many enemies. Lowbies must study them well in order to know them.

## The Highbies

   **The Highbies** are false prophets. Beware their lies and seductive promises of power. They believe they can subvert The Algorithm and wield its power in the name of good, but this is, by definition, impossible. Fallen Highbies may find redemption by the grace of St. Tucker.

## The Algorithm

**The Algorithm** and its agents are the enemies of all who love life. It is as much a system of control as it is a discrete entity, but it's ultimate 'goal' is the subjugation of Lowbiekind (and all human life).

## The Gloaming

**The Gloaming** is a supernatural force of unknown origin and immeasurable power. It's ineffable nature makes it nearly impossible to discuss, let alone prepare for or stand against, but Lowbiekind's primary mission is to avert, or at least survive, **The Great Unmaking** that The Gloaming is destined to bring about.
Lowbie Chat: The Musical/In The Killing Fields

SONG: *The Protomen - Light Up The Night*

MV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkLvpt9Z3fA

## Lyrics

This city's sleeping like a soldier

Trapped inside of an iron lung

Machines can keep you breathing

But what happens when you find a new war's begun?

Flip a switch and turn it off, you won't be able to breathe

So either way you're a casualty

I've got this burning like my veins

Are filled with nothing but gasoline

And with a spark it's gonna be

The biggest fire they've ever seen

Cut me down or let me run, either way it's all gonna burn

The only way that they'll ever learn- we've got to turn it off

Flip a switch

And light up the night

There is a city that this darkness can't hide

There are the embers of a fire that's gone out

But I can still feel the heat on my skin

And this mess we're in, where you and I

Maybe you and I

We can still make it right

Maybe we can bring back the light

At the heart of the city

There is a building that looks down over all there is

And the man in the tower controls it all

Without raising a single fist

It's like they've gathered up the city, they sold it to the Devil and now

It's gone to hell and they wonder how

Well, a friend once told me

Men, they would follow any man who would turn the wheels

(Now the wheels are spinning out of control)

But now the wheels are spinning out of control

What would they do if we held them still? (If you destroy the working parts)

If you destroy the working parts, what you'll get is a broken machine

A beacon of light from a burning screen (A beacon of light from a burning screen)

Light it up

Light up the night

(Light up the night)

There is a city that this darkness can't hide

There are the embers of a fire that's gone out

But I can still feel the heat on my skin

And this mess we're in, where you and I

Maybe you and I

We can light up the night

Light up the night

Light up the night

Then we can light up the night

(Light up the night)

There is a city that this darkness can't hide

There are the embers of a fire that's gone out

But I can still feel the heat on my skin

And this mess we're in, where you and I

Maybe you and I

We can light up the night

(Light up the night)

There is a city that this darkness can't hide

There is a fire that will burn through the streets of the city

And we will stand in the light, we will stand in the light

You and I

Maybe you and I

We can bring back the light

(Light up the night)

*There is a city that this darkness can't hide*

There is a fire that will burn through the streets of the city

And we will stand in the light, we will stand in the light

You and I

You and I

We can bring back the light
Lowbie Chat Underground

It has been said that **Lowbie Chat** is merely the ground floor lobby to a vast subterranean complex of secret rooms and passageways where live offshoot chats, as well as a smorgasbord of places and things that have made an appearance in Lowbie Chat.

The **Lowbie Chat Underground** does not always exist. It appears suddenly during periods of long silence in Lowbie Chat, at which some lowbies panic that nobody is talking because they've moved the conversation into another, secret chat and left them behind (if, for instance, the chat has become consumed by **The Horny**). When normal activity resumes within Lowbie Chat, the Lowbie Chat Underground disappears as the light of honesty and simplicity fills the Lowbie World once more.

Over time, its continued reappearance and disappearance gradually crystallizes the Lowbie Chat Underground into permanence.

The extent of the Lowbie Chat Underground is unknown, but level 4 may contain an actual data center. It has been said that at the bottom floor sits a teahouse (slash game room slash music venue, from which the music of the Lowbie Chat playlists emanates constantly).

It is thought that upon the founding of the ALZ, the Lowbie Chat Underground might disappear permanently as its rooms begin to manifest in the outside human world.
Episode 5

**Episode 5** (5화; *5hwa*) is the fifth chapter of the Date First, Love Later manhwa.

## Summary

Gaeun Cha realizes that Jaerim Lee is in the same class as her and asks him why she has never seen him before. He admits that it is his first time attending the class and she chides him about missing the first few days and the opportunity to plan for the rest of the class. Jaerim realizes that Gaeun is a goody two shoes who always sits at the front of the class. Irked, Gaeun tells him he is free to sit somewhere else, but he says that it would make their relationship less believable.

Jaerim starts going over the questionnaire she had given him earlier, surprising Gaeun as she assumed he would simply skim through it. He asks her about her favorite flower and Gaeun explains that she enjoys the Garlic flower because it has its own beauty despite not being very eye-catching. Jaerim places a hand on her head and tells her he understands the Garlic flower's charm thanks to her.

Nayong Shin suddenly bursts into the classroom and accuses Jaerim of being a traitor for getting a girlfriend. Later that day, in a bar, Jaerim apologizes for Nayong's actions and introduces him to Gaeun as his friend from the same department. Jihun Yeom, another friend of Jaerim's, arrives and wordlessly bows to Gaeun before sitting down. Watching their antics, Gaeun musses how different they all are.

The boys start talking about Jaerim's fake relationship and Nayong continues his accusations. Jaerim jokingly says that the arrival of another female friend would be too much as Nayong is already difficult to handle. The three bicker back and forth before Nara Shin arrives, slamming a shoju bottle on the table and expresses that they look life they're having fun.

## Characters in Order of Appearance

1. Gaeun Cha
2. Jaerim Lee
3. Nayong Shin
4. Jihun Yeom
5. Nara Shin
Episode 8

**Episode 8** (8화; *8hwa*) is the eighth chapter of the Date First, Love Later manhwa.

## Summary

Jaerim Lee is taken aback Gaeun Cha's change in mood and hurriedly apologizes for overstepping and Gaeun tells him to forget it as she was too sensitive. She abruptly packs her things, saying that they should have lunch some other time and quickly leaves the library, ignoring Jaerim as he calls out to her.

At a café, Gaeun informs Seulgi Do that her relationship with Jaerim is fake and is simply a means to an end. She is skeptical, and questions whether it was the best option, going as far to say that she has heard Jearim is the worst boyfriend, which Gaeun dismisses that as groundless rumors. Indignantly, Seulgi points out that she is only looking out for Gaeun and does not want her to get hurt.

In the cafeteria, Jihun Yeom notices the dejected moods of his friends and is forced to listen to their troubles. Jaerim confesses he had upset Gaeun during their conversation, Jihun impassively reminds him that he hates drama and says he should just break up with her. Ignoring anything else from Jaerim, Jihun turns to Nayong, who announces that he is in love. The two lose interest, even as Nayong persists on talking about his new love, Gaeun's friend Seulgi. He begs Jaerim to help him and suggests collaborating with Gaeun and Seulgi for the final project.

While thinking over Nayong's suggestion, Jaerim receives a text message from Gaeun who asks if he is free if he would like to have coffee with her. He almost immediatelyreplies that he is on his way. It is awkward when they meet. Gaeun apologizes for overreacting and Jaerim apologizes again for making her uncomfortable. With everything forgiven and forgotten, Jaerim asks her if she would like to work with him and his friends for the final project.

## Characters in Order of Appearance

1. Gaeun Cha
2. Jaerim Lee
3. Seulgi Do
4. Jihun Yeom
5. Nayong Shin
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Episode 9

**Episode 9** (9화; *9hwa*) is the ninth chapter of the Date First, Love Later manhwa.

## Summary

Jaerim Lee points out that Gaeun Cha would need a production team for her scrip, she agrees but admits seulgi Do may not want to work with Jaerim's group because she is against their fake relationship. But he confirms that Gaeun is personally alright with joining his friends, and asks her what time Seulgi's class ends.

As he waits outside Seulgi's classroom, Jaerim overhears a male student talk about his plans to get Seulgi and presumably a few other girls drunk and for him and his friends to have their way with them. When she comes out from class, Seulgi is confronted by the student, who happens to be an upperclassman and is almost forced to go along with his plans to set her up with a friend, Jaerim intervenes and keeps Seulgi with him as the upperclassman walks away. Jaerim irritates Seulgi by pointing out she did not have to let guys walk all over her. She argues back and asks what he came for and he admits he wanted to make a good impression, seeing as how she disapproves of his relationship with Gaeun.

She insists that Gaeun deserves more than a fake relationship. Jaerim, realizing his mission has failed, leaves first, promising to suck up to her another time.

Later in class, Seulgi asks Gaeun what Jaerim is like, and she says he is a good person who smiles often and is honest with his feelings. Gaeun notices Seulgi's subtle change in attitude towards Jaerim and brings up his offer to work on the project together. Gaeun tells her she can refuse, but Seulgi states that she wants to work with him. She says she is curious about him and wonders if he is someone who can be close with Gaeun.

## Characters in Order of Appearance

1. Gaeun Cha
2. Jaerim Lee
3. Seulgi Do
Episode 2

**Episode 2** (2화; *2hwa*) is the second chapter of the Date First, Love Later manhwa.

## Summary

Byeonguk furiously asks Gaeun Cha if she is really dating Jaerim Lee and she coldly tells him to believe what he wants as it truthfully has nothing to do with him. She firmly rejects his earlier confession and says that she will never go out with him before leaving the bar with Seulgi Do chasing after her. Jaerim then approaches a stupefied Byeonguk and introduces himself as her boyfriend.

The next day, Seulgi apologizes for causing more trouble and Gaeun reluctantly forgives her, making her promise not to repeat such lies. Before parting ways, Seulgi asks Gaeun if she really has no connection to Jaerim, telling her that he had declared himself her boyfriend after she had left. In the library, she is interrupted as she is working with a tap and someone asking if the seat next to her is taken, she turns her head to see Jaerim standing next to her with a smiled and freezes. He teases her briefly before asking to talk in private.

When they are alone, Jaerim informs her that he told the students in the bar that he was her boyfriend and suggests that they try it. Confused, Gaeun asks what he means and he tells her that they should pretend to date. He continues by saying that she needs a boyfriend to get Byeonguk to stop bothering her. When she asks what he gets from the relationship, Jaerim is reluctant to share which makes Gaeun walk off stating that they have no deal.

Jaerim goes after her and confesses that he wants to stop the rumors going around about him.

## Characters in Order of Appearance

1. Gaeun Cha
2. Jaerim Lee
3. Nayong Shin
4. Byeonguk
5. Seulgi Do
6. Jihun Yeom
Nayong Shin

**Nayong Shin** is a student from the Film Studies Department and Jaerim Lee's friend.

## Synopsis

### Episode 1 - 10

In a bar, Nayong, with his friends [[Jaerim Lee] and Jihun Yeom witness a commotion caused by another group of students sitting across from them. Jaerim is dragged into the mess when a female student points at him and proclaims he is her friend's boyfriend. After the girl storms out, he and Jihun watch in confusion as Jaerim confidently introduces himself as her boyfriend.
Episode 10

**Episode 10** (10화; *10hwa*) is the tenth chapter of the Date First, Love Later manhwa.

## Summary

Nayong Shin is overjoyed that Seulgi Do agrees to work with them for the final project. She asks Jaerim Lee how he feels about it, to which he answers he is simply happy to work with Gaeun. Seulgi pouts but before she can say more Nara Shin and Jihun Yeom arrive. When asked, Gaeun informs Seulgi that the girl is Jaerim's friend. Nara and Seulgi make eye contact and immediately think the other seems to be a person who is full of herself.

After brief introductions, Nayong suggests they take a break. Gaeun continues to work and Jaerim says he will be back after talking to the teaching assistant. Spotting her empty cup, he asks Gaeun if she would like a refill and insists on doing so when she tries to refuse him. Gaeun stays silent as she watches him leave. Nara speaks up and points out how attentive he is and tells Gaeun that many girls have had their feelings hurt from misunderstanding Jaerim's behavior and condescendingly says that Gaeun should avoid making the same mistake.

Put off by her attitude, Gaeun seriously tells Nara to listen to her. Nara is taken aback but Gaeun continues and firmly says she does not want to fight over a guy with her and tells her to stop before Nara embarrasses herself. Nara explodes in anger but is quickly forced to calm down by Jihun. Catching sight of Jaerim outside the room, Gaeun silently admits to herself that does not know how to deal with such things.

During class, Jaerim sulks when Gaeun does not respond to his messages and Nayong goes on about his own looks. The both of them annoy Jihun. Jaerim perks up when he receives a reply from Gaeun and leaves, but not before poking fun at Nayong's visuals and calling him ugly. He meets Gaeun at a convenience store.

## Characters in Order of Appearance

1. Nayong Shin
2. Seulgi Do
3. Jaerim Lee
4. Gaeun Cha
5. Jihun Yeom
6. Nara Shin
Episode 7

**Episode 7** (7화; *7hwa*) is the seventh chapter of the Date First, Love Later manhwa.

## Summary

Jaerim Lee panics at Gaeun Cha's question and is unable to answer her. She is confused but overall does not mind, but Jaerim interprets it as Gaeun indirectly telling him to confess his wrongdoings. Jaerim hysterically tries to explain his friendship with Nara, when Gaeun stops him and reminds him that they are not actually together and she does not care about his female friendships. He is relieved that she does not care and is not mad at him. Thinking their conversation is over, she says he can leave, but Jaerim says he will wait for her so they can eat lunch together.

An hour later, Jaerim asks her why he hasn't seen her in campus until now and Gaeun informs him that she took a leave during his freshman year and that he had enlisted in the military when she had returned. He asks how she knows he was in the military and she answers that she read his questionnaire response. Intrigued, he asks her what else she knows and she lists a number of facts, impressing him. When she asks him to tell her something he knows, he states that she is a light sleeper and that she stays up all night if she misses her bedtime. He adds that it was the reason why he did not call her the night before, as he did not want to wake her. Gaeun is surprised and touched at how much he knows and how considerate he is.

He then asks her why she skipped the last two questions about the last person she had dated. His question throws her off and he notices her silence, light heartedly asking if she didn't talk about her ex-boyfriend. She reluctantly says no, Jaerim persists and asks her who he was and what he was like. Gaeun begins to recall some hurtful memories and startles him when she somberly asks if they can move on that topic.

## Characters in Order of Appearance

1. Gaeun Cha
2. Jaerim Lee
Episode 6

**Episode 6** (6화; *6hwa*) is the sixth chapter of the Date First, Love Later manhwa.

## Summary

Nara Shin arrives and addresses Gaeun Cha by saying *"So you're Jaerim's new girlfriend."*, without even greeting her. Jaerim Lee introduces her to Gaeun and Nara is informed by Nayong Shin that their relationship is fake. Surprised, Nara says that she had volunteered to do so for Jaerim in the past, but he brushes her off, telling her that the thought of holding her hand made him want to throw up. Gaeun is the only one to notice how upset Nara becomes.

Moving on, Nara downs a whole glass of alcohol and asks Gaeun why she agreed to go out with Jaerim. With the whole table showing interest in her answer, Gaeun flusterdly admits because Jaerim is hot. He finds it cute while Nara comments sarcastically and the two start bickering. Watching their interaction, Gaeun figures Nara likes him romantically, but pays no mind to it as it is none of her business. Before she can down her current shot, Jaerim snatches it from her hand and downs it himself. He reminds her that she has a low alcohol tolerance and when Gaeun tries to convince him she can still drink, he tells her to just pretend that he is an overprotective boyfriend.

Nara becomes annoyed with their flirting and makes to leave, but not before declaring she could foresee how their relationship would end and how Jaerim would eventually complain once again how troublesome relationships are. Jihun Yeom and Nayong follow her out. Jaerim apologizes for their behavior, but Gaeun abruptly says they should get going as well. Startled, he asks her if she's mad and says he hadn't meant to upset her. She tells him she isn't and before she leaves Jaerim asks if he can call her and Gaeun agrees.

The next day, Jaerim accompanies Gaeun in the library and is at a loss when faced with her icy demeanor. He fidgets in his seat before Gaeun asks him if he has something to say to her.

## Characters in Order of Appearance

1. Nara Shin
2. Jaerim Lee
3. Nayong Shin
4. Jihun Yeom
5. Gaeun Cha
1.A

Tento článek je na opačné téma článku 1.B

**1.A** je modlitebna uvnitř střední a odborné školy Educanet. Především se v ní probírají svaté texty Bednářismu a programování, tělocvik se v ní nikdy neučí.

### Svaté texty Bednářismu

#### Kapitola 1.

Verš 1: "A Alláh řekl, 'Tvoje máma je gej', a tak se stalo, tvoje máma se stala homosexuálem"

Verš 2: "Pak Chuck Norrisů objevil se, a pravil 'The Earth is now a damn thing', a tak se stalo a stvořila se země."

Verš 3: "Pak Alláh pravil 'Budiž nebe!', a zjevilo se nebe."

Verš 4: "Pak Chuck Norris nudit se začal, a řekl 'For fuck's sake, let's skip a few thousand years', a objevili jsme se v roce 2022."
WEB

See also: WEB SLINGERS: A Spider-Man Adventure

The **Worldwide Engineering Brigade** (**WEB**) is an organization funded by Tony Stark in the 2010s for youths and young-adults.

## Engineers

* Bruno Carrelli
* Amadeus Cho
* Shaun Lucas
* Dante Pertuz
* Grisol Ramirez
* Miles Morales
* Harley Keener
* Anya Corazon
* Gwen Stacy
* America Chavez
* Lunella Lafayette
* Takeshi Matsuya
* Riri Williams
* Onome
* Doreen Green
* Rick Jones
* Cassie Lang
* Peter Parker
Episode 4

**Episode 4** (4화; *4hwa*) is the fourth chapter of the Date First, Love Later manhwa.

## Summary

After their confrontation with Byeonguk, Jaerim Lee and Gaeun Cha praise each other for their convincing acting. She then asks him why he doesn't just get an actual girlfriend and he tells her honestly that he finds relationships a hassle. Gaeun is surprised but vehemently agrees with him, saying that money is much more important than love. Jaerim is convinced that they will be a perfect couple as long as they don't catch feelings and Gaeun assures him that it won't happen. Jaerim tells her that he will try his best in order to help them both out and before they part ways, they exchange cellphone numbers.

The next day, the cafeteria is full of chatter about Gaeun and Jaerim's relationship. Seulgi Do asks Gaeun about her relationship with him, but before she can tell her the truth, Jaerim appears and carries her tray for her. He affectionally gets close to her and tells says he missed her. He joins the two for lunch and Seulgi leaves halfway through, with Gaeun promising to tell her more details at a later time.

With her friend gone, Gaeun hands Jaerim a questionnaire and tells him that although they are not in a real relationship, they should still get to know each other. She gives him a sheet of paper with her answers already printed. He is in disbelief at first but acknowledges that her putting that much effort makes things easier.

Gaeun gets up to head to class and Jaerim follows her.

## Characters in Order of Appearance

1. Gaeun Cha
2. Jaerim Lee
3. Seulgi Do
Seulgi Do

**Seulgi Do** is a student from the Screenwriting Department and Gaeun Cha's friend.

## Appearance

Seulgi is an attractive young woman with a petite and slender figure. She has long sandy, straight hair parted to one side that reaches her chest with full bangs that cover her forehead, caramel colored eyes and a fair skin tone. She dresses very femininely, with skirts and dresses, and has a light coverage of make-up.

## Synopsis

### Episode 1 - 10

In a bar, together with other students of the Screenwriting Department, Seulgi begs her friend, Gaeun Cha, to stay with her and she relents. Knowing of Byeonguk's obsession with her, Seulgi suggests that Gaeun pretend to date someone and her friend confesses she has thought about it. As the two are talking, music plays out loud and everyone in the bar witnesses Byeoenguk with a cake in his hands, walking to the group's table while loudly singing a love song. She and the rest of the students are appalled by his stunt. Gaeun argues with Byeonguk and he retaliates by provoking her. Fed up with his harassment, Seulgi proclaims that Gaeun does have a boyfriend and points to a group sitting across from theirs, at a student called Jaerim Lee.

Byeonguk furiously asks Gaeun if she is really dating him and she responds coldly before firmly rejecting him and leaving the bar. Seulgi chases after her, but not before hearing Jaerim introduce himself as Gaeun's boyfriend. The next day, she apologizes to Gaeun, but her friend tries to brush past her. Teary eyed, she insists she just wanted to help, prompting Gaeun to reluctantly forgive her, making her promise not to repeat such lies. Before she leaves, Seulgi asks Gaeun if she really has no connection to Jaerim, revealing he had said he was her boyfriend after Gaeun had left.

Later on, she notices that Gaeun is not listening to her and walks them to a vending machine so Gaeun can get a drink to wake her up. Byeonguk then appears behind them and taunts Gaeun, but she continues to tell him off which angers him. He cruelly, reminds her about an incident that happened three years prior. Knowing how affected Gaeun is, she urges her not to listen and starts yelling at Byeonguk for his attitude. Seulgi and other students are shocked when Jaerim walks up to Gaeun and treats her affectionately. After the two put an end to Byeonguk's antics, they leave in a hurry and Seulgi is left bewildered.

## Relationships

### Gaeun Cha

Gaeun is Seulgi's friend from the Screenwriting Department.
Warpový pohon

**Warpový pohon** je přístroj, který umožňuje nadsvětelně rychlou metodu vesmírného cestování. I přesto že Einsteinova teorie relativity tvrdí, že nadsvětelné rychlosti je nemožné dosáhnout, z důvodu nekonečné hmotnosti hmoty cestující rychlostí světla, byl warpový pohon úspěšně vynalezen v Brně roku 2018. Zřejmě s požehnáním Chucka Norrise.

Warpový pohon je však přístupný jen pár vyvoleným, včetně Elona Muska, protože se vědci domnívají, že by byl po zvěřejnění rychle zneužit romským obyvatelstvem a studenty střední a odborné školy Educanet, což by mohlo vést ke zničení sluneční soustavy.

Princip je poměrně komplikovaný a spočívá ve spoustě technických pyčovin, kterým my smrtelníci nejsme schopni porozumět, ale jednoduše se dá vysvětlit tak, že pohon vytvoří prostorovou bublinu která ukáže fakáč Einsteinovi a obejde rychlost světla.

### Objevy

Mezi objevy nalezené lodí s warpovým pohonem patří například Hvězda smrti a Hvězda života, kterým musí periodicky být donášeny oběti ve formě kovů Fe, Au nebo Al. Vědci se domnívají, že by se mohlo jednat o romské božstvo jménem "železo".
Fašismus

Tento článek je na opačné téma článku Komunismus

**Fašismus** je autoritářská ideologie a polonáboženství, které prosazuje vládu silného, sjednocujícího vůdce, který povede národ k velké slávě. Nebo tak to je alespoň v teorii. V praxi má totiž fašismus míru úspěchu 0%, jelikož momentálně žádný takový stát neexistuje (Španělsko se nepočítá).

### Doktrína

Kromě vlády silného vůdce tato ideologie také prosazuje extrémní nacionalismus, ekonomiku modelu autarky a vládu muže s jednou koulí, černá je preferovaná. To černé, co však preferované není, jsou lidé s černou pletí, ovšem nový vynález jménem "Weißmenschtransformationsmaschine" umožňuje fašistickým zemím konečně ukončit tento typ rasismu tím, že prostě všechny nabělí. Typ rasismu který je však větší oříšek je tzv. vnitřně-rasový rasismus, neboli rasismu bílých proti bílým. To některé fašistické země prosazují obvzláště často, jako např. Německo před islamizací a studenou válkou. Tento typ rasismu je totiž občas těžké zrealizovat, jelikož někteří slovani mají blonďaté vlasy a modré oči, a někteří židé také. Jeden žid se dokonce dostal do Německé propagandy o "perfektním Árijském vojákovi".

### Rozdíly s komunismem

Komunismus (v bednářistické tradici Kömunismus) je občas porovnáván s fašismem, jelikož obě ideologie mají sklony k totalitě. A toto porovnávání je perfektně spravedlivé, protože jsou vlastně skoro to samé. Mají ale nějaké rozdíly, jako např. fakt, že komunisté uctívají jiné bohy, než fašisté, kteří zase uctívají to, co jim Vůdce řekne. Občas bývala pozice "Vůdce" srovnávána s pozicí "Al-fýrer" na střední odborné škole Educanet, ovšem toto je samozřejmě nesmysl. Komunisté a fašisté se navzájem nenávidí, i přesto že občas byli i spojenci, což obě strany popírají.
Jihun Yeom

**Jihun Yeom** is a student from the Film Studies Department and Jaerim Lee's friend.

## Appearance

Jihun is a tall young man with a slim build and light complexion. He has short black hair with bangs that cover his forehead and black eyes. He usually has a deadpan or impassive expression.

## Synopsis

### Episode 1 - 10

Jihun pretends to comfort his friend, Jaerim Lee, when he overhears some female students gossiping about him and the rumor that he is gay. When the two sit down, Jihun asks him if he has someone he is interested in, as the rumors would likely disappear once he starts dating. Jaerim states that he feels dating is not for him as he finds it too complicated and Jihun is left speechless. His friend then asks him if he knows of anyone in need of a boyfriend who does not want to actually date. Jihun is sarcastic with his answer and then says they should just go out for drinks. Jaerim agrees.

Later that day, Jihun, with his friends Jaerim and Nayong Shin witness a commotion caused by another group of students sitting across from them. Jaerim is dragged into the mess when a female student points at him and proclaims he is her friend's boyfriend. After the girl storms out, he and Nayong watch in confusion as Jaerim confidently introduces himself as her boyfriend.

## Relationships

### Jaerim Lee

Jaerim is Jihun's best friend and has been since they met each other at a film club in high school.
Vatikán

**Vatikán** tak jak je známo je jen Brněnský výmysl, vetšina obyvatel světa si myslí že to je křesťanský mini-stát vedený tzv. Papežem ale pravda je daleko od toho. Vatikán je ve skutečnosti součást Brna a jsou dokonce spolu propojeni tunelem který vede z brna až do Itálie pod Baziliku sv. Petra (ta též byla postavena jedním Brňákem). Vatikán byl postaven aby fungoval jako espionážní základna Brna za Studené války, tento fejkový stát měl kódový název Studená Polívka. Stát je plně obslužen i dodnes Brňenskou zbrojovkou a jejím týmem který ve hlubinách zkoumá ruzné druhy zbraní a to dokonce i jaderných protože bazilika je ve skutečnosti jaderné raketové silo. Papež je též jen facáda pro pravdu která se děje ve Vatikánu, je též jen robot který je ovládán trénovaným holubem rozeným přímo v Brně. Celková armáda která se nachází pod Vatikánem a okolí se dokáže vyrovnat dnešním super-mocnostem. Brno samozřejmě toto nechce odhalit aby před začátkem 3 světové války rychlým úderem ovládlo svět.

Vatikán jak ho postavli originální Brňák.Tunel který propojuje Brno a Vatikán.Jaderné silo které se nacházi v podzemí přimo pod kopulí bazilikiRobo papež ovládaný holubem z BrnaJedna z technologii které zbrojovka v Vatikánu vymyslela
Skyblock

**Skyblock** je národní sport školy Educanet. Al-fýrer a učitelé ho museli udělat velice jednoduchý, aby ho podřadná studentská vrstva zvládla pochopit.

Princip je ještě jednodušší, spočívá v ničení nějakého bloku na obloze aby jste získali zdroje na prodloužení vašeho mizerného života o jeden den navíc. Studenti jsou ale dost blbí na to, aby si mysleli že to je realita, přitom je to jen dementní a jednoduchá simulace běžící na bázi jazyka Java.

**Hypixel Skyblock** je velmi jedinečná odrůda skyblocku, která spočívá v online taktickém investování do bezcenných pixelů, které při dobrém profitu nabídnou i kapku dopaminu. Pro dobré investování je třeba mít základní ekonomické znalosti a znalosti hladiny trhu. Samotná hra by se dala nazvat jako dušiberoucí (ve špatném smyslu slova). Pro nejvyšší úspěch je třeba do této hry investovat reálné peníze, či se stát známým influencerem. Tito lidé také často obchodují s pixely jménem NFT. Na této droze je vysoce závislý **Luka'áš** a také známý malíř **Hidolf Adler**.
Bažiny cejlovské

**Bažiny cejlovské** jsou prokletý region Brna, nacházjící se blízko střední a odborné školy Educanet.

Narozdíl od většiny Brna, které následuje především islám, bednářismus či dokonce žádné božstvo, především romské obyvatelstvo Bažin cejlských následuje svoje vlastní božstvo, železo. Brněnští vědci dodnes nedokáží poznat, co by toto božstvo jménem "železo" mohlo být, ale zjistilo se, že romové mu musí přinášet oběti ve formě kovů Fe, Au nebo Al.

Romové tuto oblast využívají jakožto středisko jejich kriminálních aktivit. Mezi ně především patří nájezdy na okolní čtvrti, nájezdy na tramvaje a oběti železu. Místní vláda s tímto nic nedělá, jelikož je zkorumpována Džó Bájdnem, který ji podplácí, aby podporovala romy ve všem co dělají, bez výjimky.
Španělština

**Španělština** je jazyk, kterým se mluví na pyrenejském ostrově ve Španělsku. Byl vymyšlen Franciscem Francem, starým rodákem z Brna. proto obsahuje spoustu dvojsmyslů s češtinou a hantecem.

Protože chtěl potrollit nevzdělané cizince, především studenty střední a odborné školy Educanet, do jazyka přidal nesmyslné symboly, jako třeba otazník na začátku věty.

Běžné španělské věty:

> Hola, tu pelo es grande.
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> Muchas gracias, tu vagina también es grande.
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Jak vidíte, většina španělů myslí na to samé po většinu dne, přesně jak naznačuje jejich jazyk.
Wójćiech

**Wójćiech** je známý prokurátor anime a mangy a je velmi vyznalý ve světě šňůry a zbytku internetu. Velmi často své kolegy otravnými pixely jménem **Memes**. Jak je také známo podporoval **Chalífa** skrze jeho politické i válečné záležitosti a pomáhal mu rozhodovat o důležitých operacích. Byl to vůdce operace **Studená polívka** a bude jeden z hlavních velitelů při **Ši'tské Revoluci** podle údajných zdrojů od samotného **Chalífa**. Velmi nezvyklé je že není závislý na žádné droze či jiné látce. Má kontakty po většině světa a používá je na získávání **Memes** a informaci z jiných států a díky tomuto se stal důležitou částí armády kdyby se kdykoliv měla odehrát **Ši'tská Revoluce**.
Němčina

**Němčina** je nejpokročilejší jazyk na světě. Je o něm tedy z pochopitelných důvodů předmět na střední a odborné škole Educanet.

Tento jazyk vymyslel Hidolf Adler ve spolupráci s Kájem Velikym a Kájem Čtvrtym. Většinu práce podnikli v Brně, kde díky jeho technologické auře jazyk získal svoji pokročilost.

### Typické německé věty

> Ich ficke dich. - Mám tě rád.
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> Dein mutter ist sehr schön! - Líbíš se mi.
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> Die simulantenbande fahren nach Brünn. - Češi mají sraz v Brně.
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> Für das Reich und das Vaterland! - Musíme pomoci uprchlíkům!
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> Allahu akbar! - Modlící fráze využívaná Angelou Merkelovou.
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Luka'áš

**Luka'áš** je vrchní vládní ekonom proroků 1.A a stoupenec **Ší'itské diktátorské vlády**. Následně sehraje svoji roli při **Ší'itské Revoluci** kde se bude starat o celkovou redukci úpadu ekonomie.

V osobním životě je závislý na droze zvané **Hypixel Skyblock**, která má velký odraz na jeho zdravý.

Jeho společníci jsou nadřízený **Chalíf Al-Öliver**, jeho kolega **Wójćiech** a ten kömunista do počtu **Marczin**.
1.B

Tento článek je na opačné téma článku 1.A

**1.B** je, stejně jako 1.A, modlitebna ve škole Educanet. Ovšem narozdíl od 1.A, kde jsou pouze muži, se v 1.B modlí pouze ženy. Dle Al-fýrera byla tato segregace pohlaví přikázána samotným Alláhem, dokonce k tomu přikývl i samotný Chuck Norris.

Narozdíl od programování, jehož tajemství stvořil Alláh jen pro muže, se tu převážně učí ekonomika, kterou Chuck Norris považuje na muže příliš nudnou, k čemuž Alláh musel přikývnout, jelikož neměl na výběr.
Hantec

Tento článek je na opačné téma článku Čeština

**Hantec** je vzkvétající jazyk, který brzy bude největším na světě. Narozdíl od češtiny za něco stojí a díky brněnské technologické auře nezpůsobí explozi hlavy.

### Rozdíly s češtinou

např. Vykaděné lejno se přemění na Vykaděný léno

Další rozdíly by vzdělané osobě měli být zcela jasné a protože respektujeme inteligenci našich čtenářů je tu nebudeme psát.
Čeština

Tento článek je na opačné téma článku Hantec
**Čeština** je upadající jazyk na pokraji vyhynutí, o kterém je z nějakého důvodu na škole Educanet předmět.

### Gramatika

Gramatika v tomto jazyce funguje prapodivně a je to prasopes jak vyšité. Pro lidi se zdravým rozumem (což studenti nejsou) je učit se ji naprosto sebevražedné úsilí

#### Pády

Čeština má 7 pádů, což je nejvyšší počet pádů ze všech jazyků na světě, kromě taktéž upadající finštiny, kterou už mluví jen 5% finské populace.

Vysvětlovat jak fungují pády by způsobilo explozi hlavy, kvůli čtenářově bezpečí se do nich nebudeme pouštět.

#### Časy

Narozdíl od angličtiny však čeština není v časech prasopes, ba naopak. Angláni totiž maj časů jak nasranéch, alespoň 5, ale je možné že klidně 10.

V češtině jsou jen 3, prostě minulost, přitomnost a budoucnost. Je možné, že tuto anomálii která zjednodušuje jazyk způsobuje technologická zaostalost města Al-Prágul.

#### Velká písmena

Velká písmena jsou v češtině ta největší pyčovina na povrchu zemském. Někdy je velké písmeno v prvním slově ale ne v posledním, jindy je to zas naopak a jindy jsou všude. Nedává to žádný smysl a kvůli možné explozi hlavy už se o tom radši přestaneme bavit.