Jesse Maxemus

Jesse 'CrapsHisPants' Maxemus was a character role-played by BenjiMyDude

## General Information

Jesse 'CrapsHisPants' Maxemus was a member of the West Stamford Wolves, otherwise known as the 'Wolf Pack'.

He owned a fake ID stating he was 25 years old.

## History

Jesse was born in Stamford, Connecticut. He attended Stamford University with his best friends Thad Mansley and Brock Johnson. During his time in Stamford University, Jesse joined the football team with his friends, thus, beginning his golden years and the creation of the Wolf Pack.

Jesse earned the position of Wide Receiver on his team due to his receiving skills. Jesse also gave himself the name 'Jesse the Maximum'.

Prior to one of his games, Jesse was on a drunken binge and had been challenged to eat dumpster tacos. Accepting the challenge, Jesse ate four tacos without a second thought. When the next day came around and the football game beginning, Jesse jumped onto the field but his stomach was telling him otherwise. Fulfilling his position as wide receiver and obtaining the ball, Jesse began to run across the field to the other side. At this moment though, the dumpster taco meal caught up with him and thus the commencement of shitting his pants. From this moment forward, Brock Johnson and Thad Mansley gave him the nickname Jesse 'CrapsHisPants'.

Sometime during their college years, Jesse, Brock and Thad brefriended Jackson "Tex" Deveraux.

Sometime after college, Jesse married and had two kids. Life was never up to his standards though and Jesse kept reminiscing about his glory days. When his fortieth birthday came around, Jesse heard about a reunion of the Wolf Pack in the city of Los Santos. Without a second thought and the selfishness that was always inside him, Jesse decided to leave his wife, two kids and jumped on the first plane towards Los Santos for the reunion.

## Time in Los Santos

After his arrival in Los Santos, Jesse met up with Brock Johnson and Thad Mansley. A quick visit to the Police Department allowed for the reunion with Tex and also the challenge of a football game against the PD. This game was planned with Ace Bishop and scheduled on the 14th of May, 1985. A bet of $100 was shook upon for the winner of the game and it was agreed to also be pay'd in car wash tokens.

With the game scheduled, the Wolf Pack set out to recruit strong and elegant young men. Many people were recruited along with some cheerleaders. One person in particular who was recruited turned out to be Duke Wellington, later nicknamed as 'Old David'.

The Wolf Pack did not make it easy for Old David. First, they took over his taxi and immediately ran it into his boss. When the Pack found out David abandoned the Wolf Pack just to go get scolded by his boss at the Cabbie house, Jesse and the others went to the location to ridicule him more and caused another scene in front of his boss. Leaving the Cabbie house, the group came up with the slogan "How could David do this?" using it to blame Old David for any wrong doings that happened to the pack. David later got fired from the Cabbie company due to the actions of the Wolf Pack.

## The Big Game

On the 14th of May, 1985, the big game started against the Police Department Bears. Jesse helped set up the event, run it and participate in the game. After a few rounds, he was seen smoking some performance enhancement drugs (better known as meth) to help improve his game.

Eventually when the halftime show came around, Jesse was once again seen walking over to one of the ambulance's stationed at the field, seemingly shouting that he is about to overdose on drugs. Fortunately this did not end up being the case and was back on the field for the second half of the game.

During the second half, Ace Bishop was seen laying on the ground to which Jesse approached him and told him to get up, kicking him while he was on the ground and claiming it is the Wolf Pack way. Other officers stepped in to stop Jesse from kicking Bishop but this led to other Wolf Pack members getting involved and a riot breaking out. The riot lasted for just over a minute before everyone calmed down again and moved back to enjoying the game. At the end of the game, the total score was 6-5 to the PD Bears but the ref debated otherwise, claiming it to be a draw. This lead to Ace Bishop putting the ref in handcuffs and calling for an after party at Pop's Diner.

## Death

   Everyone arrived at Pop's Diner not too long after the big game. Night set in and shots were being passed around for everyone to drink all while the ref who was still in handcuffs, runs around and shouts at everyone for someone to please uncuff him (no one did uncuff him). After shots were drank, everyone decided to gather outside and take a group photo together. Jesse can be seen in the photo on the right hand side of the cuffed referee.

It didn't take long for everyone to become extremely drunk from all the drinking. At this point, Jesse had moved outside of the diner again into the parking lot. He gathered to see his friend Thad Mansley try to jump on and ride the police bike parked just to the side of the diner.

At the same time, Ace Bishop came stumbling out of the diner in an extremely intoxicated state and was seen wandering over to his cruiser at the end of the parking lot. Jesse, overhearing all the commotion around Ace Bishop, moved to the centre of the parking lot to figure out what was going on. This was the moment when Ace stepped on the gas of his vehicle and slammed right into Brock Johnson, Jesse and a few other bystanders before driving off.

Jesse fell back onto the ground, hitting his head hard on the dirt floor which opened up a large wound on his head, allowing blood to start pouring out. A few Wolf Pack members decided to try and help Jesse get up by using the old Wolf Pack method first. This method was to kick him on the ground. When they realized Jesse was not responding and the blood pool increased around his head becoming larger, they allowed someone with medical training to take over.

Pressure was applied to Jesse's head but his pulse was becoming weaker. CPR was then used on Jesse until the medical Professionals arrived at the scene. Unfortunately though by the time the medical professionals arrived, Jesse had already lost his pulse and was showing no signs of life. He was quickly rushed to the hospital only to be declared dead not long after his arrival.