Leftist TikTok with Big Dave

**Video:**
59:14

**Video:**
leftist tiktok with big dave.mp4

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## Episode Summary

We had our good friend and Anti White Philosopher Big Dave on the show to watch leftist Tik Tok's. We didn't understand any of the Tik Tok's, but we had a lot of fun. We learned about Karl Marx and communism.

## Notable Events

* Josiah and Drew were joined by Anti White Philosopher Big Dave.
* Josiah, Big Dave, and Drew watched a video called "Z95.3 - The Official Home of Summer in Vancouver" about summer in the most breathtaking city in the world.
* Josiah, Big Dave, and Drew watched a video called "Todays Best Mix Z95.3 Vancouver".
* Josiah, Big Dave, and Drew watched leftist TikToks because Drew has been blowing up on leftist TikTok lately with the Globe Hell account. They watched the following videos:
	+ "leftist tiktoks for the sheep and cottagecore communists".
	+ "leftist tiktoks to refill your health bar".
	+ "Top 5 Data Moments From The Goonies According To lame Duck Top 5's".
	+ "Short Round Best Moment : Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom full movie Sub Indo".
	+ Continued "leftist tiktoks to refill your health bar".
	+ "When Mum & Dad fail every TikTok challenge 🤣🤦‍♂️". Drew did a TikTok dance to this video.
	+ Rewatched "Top 5 Data Moments From The Goonies According To lame Duck Top 5's".
	+ "No Doubt, I'm just a girl...".
	+ "#Smule Duet Oasis cover with Awesome sing PolyDexter ☺". Josiah, Big Dave, and Drew sang along.
	+ "Oasis - Champagne Supernova#warwick grint#Oasis#Champagne Supernova#cover#smule". Drew sang along. Josiah and Big Dave added a leftist TikTok caption over the top of this Smule that read as follows:
		- the earth won't
		 live forever
		because of the burning
		fossil fuels and now
		abbotsford is underwater
	+ "Oasis - Wonderwall - Smule cover - Dark Pretty rose - StevenDavid83". Josiah, Big Dave, and Drew added a leftist TikTok caption over the top of this Smule that read as follows:
		- joe biden
		nobody cares about the earth
		except for us
		globe hell
		hey if you want to make
		 fuel out of a fossil
		try joe biden

## Notable Quotes

### Josiah

* "I'm recording; shut the fuck up, Drew. Don't talk! Don't talk. Drew, don't talk. Dave, talk."
* [On the topic of NFTs] "Now, do you jack off to NFTs? Is that how it works?"
* "Drew, shut up."
* [On the topic of being asexual] "Yeah, you're 'a sexual' deviant."
* [On the topic of not wanting to have sex anymore after having three children] "Your pussy's just totally blown out now."
* "Drew, you may talk now."
* [On the topic of Big Dave loving the Vancouver radio station Z95.3] "Oh my God, he admit it: he loves Z95.3. Oh my God, he admit it! Oh my God, he admit it!"
* "What does *Drew* think about anything? Drew doesn't know shit."
* [In response to Big Dave being horny] "Dave, you're not allowed to come on here and be horny. This is about politics."
* "How is this leftist? This guy's just being a Karen!"
* [In response to Big Dave saying his children are allowed to date any race but white] "So what if they wanted to date someone who was a centaur who looks like Mr. Tumnus? Cause I bet a centaur is packin' heat down there."
* [To Big Dave] "You're a psy-op."
* [On the topic of TikToks] "I like when there's, like, 300 words of text and you can't read any of it."
* "Speaking of these things, I do think that Drew should consider loosening his all-white policy for dating."
* "Drew, you need to listen to that, actually. The friendzone-intel pipeline. That's -- you need to stop threatening women for friendzoning you."
* [In response to Big Dave saying he's a POC] "You're also a POS. So that's cool."
* "We need to take Smule videos and add leftist captions to them. I think that's a good idea."
* [To Big Dave] "You don't represent the show. Some of the things you've said on this show have been reprehensible and you don't represent the -- we -- you're canceled, sis."
* [In response to Drew criticizing leftist TikTok] "So once again, Drew has criticism and no solutions."

### Drew

* "I'm not making noise."
* "Dave, welcome. I'm so happy you're here. I'm sorry that Josiah is such a piece of shit."
* "You know where Josiah went to school? Dumbfuck University. And he got uh -- he, uh, he ca-- he graduated Sumo Cumsluts."
* [On the topic of Big Dave having a bumper sticker for the Vancouver radio station Z95.3] "Oh my God, he admit it? We're all trying to find -- imagine uh Dave's car is on the news and they show the sticker and they say, 'We're all trying to find the guy who did this.' "
* "I'm glad that we have Dave here because, I think, Dave is gonna take my side because he sees through Josiah. And he sees that I'm a good guy and Josiah's a piece of shit."
* [In response to Big Dave being horny] "I'm the only one who's allowed to be horny on this show."
* [In response to Josiah standing up and going off-screen to close his window] "While Josiah's away, let's say bad things about him. So s-- uh smelly, he's so stinky, his weiner is so small, his dinky is (Josiah returns) -- wait, shut up, don't say anything mean about Josiah anymore."
* [On the topic of a custom Globe Hell Oasis Smule leftist TikTok] "This is the Cat Power version, dumbass."
* [On the topic of leftist TikTok] "Yeah, it's a terrible way to convey uh meaningful information."
* [On the topic of how to fix the flooding in Abbotsford] "You need a big straw. We need a big straw, suck the water up. Easy. Done. It's easy."

### Big Dave

* [On the topic of Josiah] "He's a man of his word."
* [In response to Josiah's question about why he doesn't jack off to NFTs] "I don't jack off; I'm very asexual. I'm very centered."
* [In response to Josiah saying his pussy is blown out] "I don't have a pussy; um, I have a penis. It may be small, but it is not a pussy."
* [On the topic of Josiah] "You should wear a mask. Because you're a dogface."
* "My kids are allowed to date any race but white."
* "Maybe if she smiled a bit, I'd be more impressed at what she's saying."
* [On the topic of how gay wyte men still have a ton of privil3ge and they're the 0ppressed and the 0ppresor] "Now she's talking about Josiah."
* "Imagine if Josiah would date outside of his race, he could have dated that nice Black lady."
* "I don't think guys should have nose rings."
* "I don't think girls should be allowed to sing Oasis."
* "I only pretended to like Tori Amos to impress girls."
* [On the topic of leftist TikTok] "Instead of reading Marx, download TikTok."

## Trivia

* This episode was performed in conjunction with Anti White Philosopher Big Dave.
* This episode has two notably different episode titles between its audio and video formats. The audio version is titled "Leftist TikTok with Big Dave (audio)", while the video version is titled "Leftist TikTok with Big Dave".
	+ Note: The title used for this Globe Hell Warning Wiki page was chosen for its greater degree of clarity.
* This is the third episode starting with the word 'Left' in the episode title, after Episode 49: Leftist Hypebeast and Episode 53: Lefterboxd, though it is the fourth episode to include the word 'Left' somewhere in the episode title when accounting for Calgary Awareness Month Episode 1: Wexit Feat. Tom Famous Socialist Leftist Streamer.