The Fall of Cobra

**Summer, 1994**

The Commander of Action Force met Skip and Eagle outside his
office. The two colonels, the commanding officers of Z Force and SAS Force
respectively, took seats in front of his desk.

“Gentlemen, I take it you’re aware of the situation in
Eastern Europe, regarding Cobra?” The Commander asked.

“Only from what Big Ben told me during his debrief following
his joining SAS Force after the Joes were closed down,” Eagle replied. “He
mentioned something about Borovia… Excuse me, Borigia/Krazny-Morengo, being in
upheaval, the Joes finding out Cobra was involved and a Cobra attack on
Wolkekuckukland.”

“I’ve not been following it on the news,” Skip admitted.
“What with W-land and the upheaval in Borovia and then the collapse in Yugoslavia,
it’s been hard to keep up.”

The Commander nodded, “Yes, I know what you mean. Well,
Cobra backed the democratic government’s overthrow in Borovia – I don’t care
what the locals call it, Borovia is easier to say. They then invaded the
principality of Trans-Carpathia, where our old friend Destro had a castle. Not
long after, a missile was fired from the castle and obliterated Darklon’s keep
in Darklonia. Cobra rolled in and then moved on to W-Land.”

“I remember Big Ben talking about that,” Eagle said. “There
was a GI Joe advisory team there, they were roundly ignored and undermined. Not
longer after, the DOD recalled them and Cobra took over W-Land. Barely a month
later, the Joes were disbanded and shut down.”

“Yes, that was two months ago.” The Commander sighed. “I had
wanted Action Force to intervene and support the Joes, but I was over-ruled by
our oversight committee. The committee weren’t too keen on us interfering in
Borovia, claiming it was an internal matter. Events in Trans-Carpathia and Darklonia
overtook any discussion of the deployment of AF.”

Skip and Eagle exchanged looks.

“I presume things have changed now?” Skip asked.

“Indeed they have, Colonel. The European Parliament has been
persuaded by several Austrian members in particular that Cobra cannot be
allowed to retain this foothold in Europe. I know they’ve had agents running
amok now for nearly ten years, but this is beyond that. Intelligence assets
inside the occupied areas have reported Cobra manufacturing weapons, tanks,
aircraft and other equipment. Plus they have Destro back on their side. The
Americans haven’t been entirely forthcoming on how the Hell that happened, but
that means MARS are going to be supplying them more weapons.”

The Commander paused, rubbing his eyes. “To this end, the EU
Parliament, led by members from Austria, but backed by German, British and
French representatives as well, have voted to order Action Force to remove
Cobra from those countries unless they leave within the month.”

“The EU Parliament ordered us?” Eagle asked. “Can they do
that?”

The Commander nodded. “The new charter revisions allow that
under some circumstances, one of which is a major threat to European stability,
security and peace. This is one of those threats. The only reason Cobra haven’t
tried invading Hungary or Slovakia yet is because a Russian envoy apparently
threatened Cobra with a massive retaliation if they did, even with the fall of
Communism.”

“How long until the deadline is announced?” Eagle asked.

“Tonight, in time for the main news bulletins.”

**That evening,**

**The Silent Castle, Trans-Carpathia**

Cobra Commander stood in the main command room of the Silent
Castle, surrounded as usual by Destro, the Baroness, Zartan and Doctor
Mindbender. Storm Shadow and his son Billy stood close by as well. Normally,
this would’ve cheered the Commander no end. The clone of Mindbender had
revealed the implants that allowed the Commander to brainwash Destro and Zartan
to Cobra Commander a few months earlier. Both had returned to the Cobra fold immediately.
The Baroness, Storm Shadow and Billy had been forced to endure the Brainwave
Scanner’s none-too-gentle ministrations to return them to loyalty to Cobra.

But the evening news bulletins were ruining Cobra
Commander’s mood as they watched.

“*So, Cobra are given until the end of this month to*
immediately vacate the occupied countries of Trans-Carpathia, Darklonia,
Borigia/Krazny-Morengo formerly known as Borovia and Wolkekuckukland or the
full force of Action Force will be directed against them,*” the EU spokesman*
said.

The Baroness could sense the fury Cobra Commander was barely
containing, so she switched the TV off.

“What do we do?” Billy asked, looking at his father with his
one good eye. “Do we leave?”

“Of course not!” Cobra Commander snapped. “It’s a bluff!
Action Force can’t possibly expect to defeat us! We have an army, they’ve
barely got two brigades!”

Destro looked like he was about to object, but a glare from
behind the Commander’s hood silenced him.

**Two minutes after midnight**

**The first of the next month**

The Cobra command centre was normally quiet at this time of
night, with only a skeleton shift of Tele-Vipers and junior officers monitoring
the radios.

But not tonight. Tonight, as the deadline the EU had put
Cobra under elapsed, Destro and the Baroness were present and the tension level
in the room was palpable.

“Request status of all posts,” Destro ordered. “Radar and
SAM sites first.”

The Tele-Vipers began scrambling to contact the
installations.

Moments later, the first bad news arrived.

“SAM site Krait 5-5 is not responding to request for status,
sir,” reported a Tele-Viper.

“Radar station Krait 5-3 is not responding either.”

Minutes passed by.

“We’ve now confirmed, three radar posts and two SAM sites
are off the air,” a junior officer reported to Destro. “I’ve got Krait 6-3 on
line, they’re the closest to the stations not responding.”

Destro took the proffered radio handset.

“Krait 6-3, this is Destro, have you got a visual on the
other stations in your area?”

*“They’re everywhere!”* a panicked voice replied.

“Six-three, say again.”

“*I’m looking at fighter jets over Hill 95! How the hell*
did they get through?!”

Destro handed the radio back. “That’s what I’d like to know.
Someone go and fetch Cobra Commander. The Action Force assault has begun.”

**Three hours later**

**Action Force operational command post**

**Austria**

Skip, Eagle and Sky Raider, commanding officer of Space
Force, stood near the map table where plotters were working. Overlapping radio
transmissions were audible in the background as they watched.

“*Thunder 2-2,*
this is Wolverine Actual. Request air support on the north ridge at map grid:
225313. How copy? Over*.”*

“*Roger*
Wolverine, Thunder. Solid copy on all, air support is moving into position at
this time. Stand by*.”*

“*Darkstar,*
this is Grizzly, SEAD over*.”*

“*Grizzly, this*
is Darkstar. SEAD out*.”*

“*Grid to*
suppress: BW552911. Grid to mark: BW553978, over.”

“*Darkstar*
copies all, go ahead*.”*

“*SA-6 Gainful,*
non-standard, -1 to -20, +20 +2. Marked smoke on the deck. 5 rounds, HEVT. CAS,
TOT 62. Request splash, over*.”*

“*Message to*
observer. Alpha, three rounds, HE delay in effect. Three guns. Bravo, two
rounds, two guns, smoke on the deck. SEAD, CAS, TOT 62. Target number: HN5209.
Request Splash, out.”

Skpi turned to
Eagle, speaking over the radio chatter. “This seems to be going a little too
well or am I being paranoid?”

“I don’t think you’re being paranoid at all, Grant. It is
going well. I’ve been waiting for something to go wrong for at least ninety
minutes.” Eagle glanced at his clipboard he held.

“Quickfire’s commandos destroyed the SAM site we tasked them
to hit at the same time Bulldog’s airborne team hit the radar station and
Barracuda’s SEALs hit their radar post. Sky Raider’s fighters hit the next
sites with long range missiles from inside Austria before Cobra even knew what
was happening.” Eagle shook his head. “Hunter’s Wolverine team crossed the
border shortly after and destroyed another SAM site, even as the fighters were
going in.”

“We’ve lost two Skystrikers to ground fire,” Sky Raider
commented. “They didn’t even have any air patrols up. My SAM hunters have been
going to town taking down Cobra’s air defences whilst the Ospreys from Q-Force
have hit nine airfields so far with no losses.”

“It’s like Cobra didn’t believe this would happen,” Skip
said. “Our air assault on Pvnsk went off flawlessly. The base was caught
napping and the infantry troops destroyed two dozen mixed Cobra tanks before
the crews could react. Rages, HISS II and Parasites all wiped out.”

“*Rhino, this*
is Rhino-2. We are hauling to engage possible foot mobiles near National
Museum. How copy? Over*.”*

“*This is*
Rhino, solid copy. Interrogative: are you able to determine its position and
strength from your current position?. Over*.”*

“*Standby.*
Errrr..... Negative.... fires burning in the area are blocking our thermal
scope*.”*

“*Rhino-2, hold*
your position and standby for the 6. How copy? Over*.”*

*“Rhino-2 solid*
copy.”

“*Rhino-2, this*
is Rhino Actual... err... Fall back 2 clicks from your current position. Break.
Be advised: err... I'm calling in a strike on that building. Over*.”*

“*Roger,*
Rhino-2 copies all, we're Oscar Mike. Out*.”*

“*Warhammer,*
this is Rhino. How copy over?*”*

“*Rhino, you're*
coming in weak and unreadable. Switch to backup frequency and try again*.”*

“*Warhammer,*
this is Rhino. How do you read me now?*”*

“*Warhammer*
reads you loud and clear, go ahead over*.”*

“*Fire*
Mission... grid: JN159683. Twelve guns... two rounds... HE delay in effect...
target number: NAB2602, over*.”*

Eagle looked at Skip. “Maybe our luck’s in,” he commented.

Skip grunted.

**The Silent Castle**

**Noon, that day**

Cobra Commander stared at the map before him. Destro and
Mindbender stood by as Baroness narrated the set-up.

“SAS Force commandos crossed the border at midnight local
time. We believe they performed a high-altitude parachute drop from inside
Austria, crossed the border and landed near targets inside Borovia. They
destroyed two radar stations and a SAM battery. Shortly after that, air-ground
standoff weapons were fired from inside Austria by Space Force Skystrikers,
destroying more of the Borovia area air defences. The resulting hole in our
coverage was exploited by Action Force aircraft. Strikes have been carried out
by Space Force and Q Force fighters against every SAM site, radar station and
airfield in Borovia’s western half.”

She paused allowing this to sink in.

“The commandos then moved further in, guiding air-strikes on
mobile ground forces that responded to the attacks. Z Force Dragonfly attack helicopters,
along with SAS Force’s Hawks provided close air support to the commandos and to
Z Force infantry during an assault on the towns of Pvnsk, Morsk and Lrst.”

The Baroness moved her pointer to indicate markers on the
map. “Once they’d suppressed our air defences, Action Force’s fighters began
engaging in raids on our airfields in eastern Borovia and against those in
western Darklonia. Any aircraft that managed to get off the ground was either
engaged by Skystrikers in air-combat mode or by their Conquest X-30s. A
deep-strike team neutralised the Python Conquests before they even got
airborne.”

Cobra Commander sighed deeply. The Baroness continued her
relentless briefing.

“Action Force have, by now, established total air dominance
over our entire territory. Artillery units and armour have moved across the
border from Austria, supporting Tomahawk-transported airmobile Z Force infantry
troops and the SAS Force commando groups. Our armour units in Borovia have been
systematically eliminated. Units of tanks and our own road-mobile artillery are
being hunted down and destroyed by air and by roving strike groups of HAVOCs,
tanks and light armour.”

“Do you have any good news?” Mindbender asked as the
Baroness paused for breath.

“We’ve killed around twenty of their troops and destroyed at
least twelve aircraft.”

“Twenty?!” Cobra Commander asked incredulously.

“As far as we can tell. They are using overwhelming
firepower against us, Commander. If they do not posses fire superiority, they
simply withdraw from the engagement and call for reinforcements.”

“*Constrictor*
2! This is Constrictor 2-1! I have visual on enemy armor closing 12 clicks due
north of the Lenin Monument! Supported by infantry, APCs and attack helos! How
copy? Over!”

“*2-1 Alpha,*
2-2 Alpha! One of Constrictor-2 Victors just took a hit, I repeat, one of
Constrictor 2's Victors has been hit!”

“*Zombie 2,*
this is Constrictor 2-1! We are taking heavy fire along the river, break. 2-2
Echo's Victor is gone. They took a direct hit from a h…*” This last*
transmission cut off.

The leaders of
Cobra stood in silence.

“We’re getting
hammered here,” Mindbender said quietly. Cobra Commander glowered at him.

The Commander
turned back to the Baroness.

“Continue.”

“Action Force have over-run our forces in Borovia. What
troops there are left are either holding their ground uselessly or retreating
into Darklonia. Usually to their detriment as Action Force are already
attacking Darklonia and have pushed into Wolkekuckukland from there.” She
paused. “It might be prudent for us to withdraw to Cobra Island.”

“What of Anna Conda and her forces?” Destro asked.

The Baroness shrugged, “That Austrian hussy is refusing to
acknowledge our transmissions. No doubt she hopes to preserve some elements of
her command to avoid Cobra’s complete defeat in Europe.”

“Mount up every remaining unit we have,” Cobra Commander
snarled. “Throw everything at Action Force!”

**The next morning**

**The Silent Castle, Trans-Carpathia**

Cobra Commander entered the main ops room after having his
morning meal. Destro, Mindbender, Baroness and Zartan were all present already.

“Report,” Cobra Commander barked.

“Our forces are in total disarray,” Destro said first.
“Without air support, they have been torn to shreds. Action Force has swept
across Borovia like the Mongol hordes, sweeping our forces before them. Their
advance into W-land was equally swift, ruthless and complete. We briefly held
them up in Darklonia, but that didn’t last and they’re moving toward the
Trans-Carpathian border. Already a Z Force air assault has taken place against
the capital.”

“They’ve attacked the capital?” Cobra Commander asked,
surprised. He turned and walked to the windows. In the distance smoke was
visible over the country’s small city. Aircraft could even be seen flying
around.

Suddenly a sonic boom shook the castle, Cobra Commander
turned to look out another window and saw a Skystriker flying into the
distance. He turned back toward the capital. Another fighter jet was racing
toward the castle.

This time it was a Conquest X-30, flying much more slowly
toward the castle. Missiles were visible on the wings and as it roared by, the
pilot tipped the plane’s wings to show both the orange lightning bolt emblem of
Space Force on one wing and the ‘Action Force’ stencilled logo on the other.

Cobra Commander knew what this meant.

“They’re brazenly flying past like that to let us know they
can strike any time they like.” He looked around at his top advisors.

“I never did like Europe,” he said. “Is my helicopter still
here?”

“Yes, Commander,” Mindbender replied.

“Then let’s get out of here.”

“What about the troops?” Zartan asked as he and the others
followed Cobra Commander from the room.

“Who cares? We need to survive or there won’t be a Cobra any
more.”

Moments later, Cobra Commander boarded the helicopter.
Destro and the Baroness moved to take the pilot and co-pilot seats and began
preparing for take off. Zartan and Mindbender moved to sit opposite the
Commander. Storm Shadow and Billy sat either side of him, both with katanas at
the ready.

The Cobra transport helicopter lifted off from the castle as
another Skystriker flew past.

Destro dropped the helicopter’s nose to gain speed and
steered the helicopter away from the castle.

Within moments, a pair of Conquest X-30s drew level with the
helicopter.

“*Attention, Cobra transport, this is Space Force Conquest*
X-30 Hurricane 1-3 on GUARD, please respond.”

Destro glanced back at the Commander, who was staring at
Mindbender. Destro shrugged then flicked on the radio on the international
distress frequency.

“This is Cobra transport on GUARD.”

“Cobra transport, this is Hurricane 1-3, please identify
your crew and state your intentions or we will regard you as hostile and open
fire.”

Destro and the Baroness exchanged looks. The transport was
unarmed and stood no chance against a high-tech air superiority fighter.

“This is Cobra Commander’s personal transport. On board are
him, Destro, the Baroness, Doctor Mindbender, Zartan, Storm Shadow and the
Commander’s son, Billy.”

“*Uh, roger that, transport. Stand by.”*

Destro and the Baroness exchanged another look, this time
even more concerned. They both knew the US government would dearly love to get
their hands on the people aboard the helicopter and would probably not shed any
tears if the Space Force fighter simply shot it down.

“Transport, Hurricane 1-3. I have been authorised to
provide an escort for you to the Hungarian border. You will not deviate from
that course or you will be fired upon. Once you enter Hungarian airspace, you
will be escorted to an airfield to refuel by local fighters. Once you have
refuelled, you will be escorted out of Hungary by their Air Force.”

“What happens to us then?” The Baroness asked.

“*I’ve no idea, ma’am,”* the pilot replied politely. “*All*
I was told was to escort you to Hungary, they will allow you to refuel and then
you’re on your own.” *There was a brief pause, “*You want my opinion? Get
out of Europe whilst you still can and go back to Cobra Island. At this point
you’re lucky you’ve not had a Sidewinder up your infra-red signature.”

“Transport copies, out,” Destro replied.

The helicopter flew on toward the Hungarian border, with a
pair of Conquest X-30s either side of it.

Cobra Commander brooded in the back, he’d been shot
and left for dead. He’d come back once; he could come back again. It was only a
matter of time…

## Notes

The idea behind this story was to show how Cobra
ended up leaving the central European nations they conquered at the end of the
GI Joe comics series. I wrote it as the commanders in their HQs listening to
radio reports to avoid doing another WOTRS or Operation Cheetah style epic. The radio chatter is based on radio chatter in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, but with several of the call-signs changed (some of them to Cobra-style call-signs) and with some locations changed, like the 'Lenin Monument'. The report about fighter jets over Hill 95 is also based on a line from MW2, where a panicked radar operator reports Russian jets over I-95.