Thomas's Twitter: An Among Us Mystery

### Prologue

On approximately August 30th, the year of our Lord 2020, the twitter handle @\_thomasangle was created and followed the Twitter of one Camryn. Every few weeks she would raise the question of this account's identity with her friends, primarily by accusing Matt, who has never done anything wrong in his life ever, and Haley, who has mostly done wrong things in her life. Since the account had lain dormant for that time, on October 14, Matt decided to create a more active digital footprint for our favorite Wizard Beauty School Dropout, creating @thomasangle8, complete with a bio, a profile picture, and a mysterious set of coordinates which may or may not lead to the Epcot ball. He was questioned and discovered within 20 minutes of completing the account because this poor child has no poker face. AND YET he would continue to be blamed 'till the very end, even though he insisted, "My pranks are characterized by two things- unnecessarily elaborate details and the inability to hold a poker face when questioned."

### And there came a day like no other

The brave souls of the Room of Requirement (well, singular brave soul, Haley is the only Gryffindor) finally decided to get to the bottom of this mystery at 1:05 EST on November 11th, 2020, after the following exchange:

Adina: If the person tagged doesn't respond in five minutes, they owe you an among us plushie. @sofia

Matt: Guys, you're going about this all wrong. @Santa. Boom

Haley: Hear me out. We kill 2 birds with one stone

Haley: @thepersonwhomadethethomasangletwitter

### The Hunt

The most suspicious contestants were forced into a separate group chat by McKenzie, where an Among Us-styled mystery challenge ensued. The first to be voted off was Camryn, who everyone had believed to have self-reported. The second was Maren (she was hiding in Shields all along). The third was the most suspicious of all characters, Matt. Alas, 'twas not him.

Friendships were tested. Hundreds of dollars and firstborn children were offered to be Venmoed. By the end of the day, Thomas Angle not only had 2 Twitter accounts, but also an Instagram, LinkedIn and a Myspace page (because he's hip).

### The Results

On November 11, 2020 at 9:59 PM PST, it was announced that Hunter had been ejected. Though Hunter remained at large as no one could find his body. He continued to not confirm nor deny his status.

Finally out of pity or perverse fun, at 11:01, the imposter decided to reveal themselves using the following puzzle:

"ETHEANMFOYMOTRRCAESITHNREU All previous rules and commitments are void. This is my final message."

Turns out the evil mastermind was none other than Hunter. My dad. Your dad, everyone's favorite a capella dad. I've never felt so betrayed (this month). Nah, I had a ton of fun, and got to procrastinate on an essay. I'm sure everyone else feels the same. Except possibly Cam. Remember when we did MacBeth and we were all so impressed at how real the scene where Cam murders Banquo was? My theory at the time was that she wasn't acting, she just keeps a closet full of Hunter clones for emergencies. I for one look forward to hanging out with Hunter-7.

### The Recounts

The betrayal was felt by all, here are some actual recounts of the reveal:

Camryn (deceased): I AM SCREAMING OUT LOUD IN MY LIVING ROOM AT HUNTER

Maren (deceased, avenge me): HUNTER MATT AND I VOUCHED FOR YOU

Maren (deceased, avenge me): The betrayal

Maren (deceased, avenge me): This is why you had to go in Macbeth

Maren (deceased, avenge me): No regrets

Camryn (deceased): I VOUCHED FOR HIM

Camryn (deceased): I BELIEVED WITH MY WHOLE SOUL

Camryn (deceased): HE SAT NEXT TO ME FOR MONTHS WHILE I AGONIZED OVER THIS

### Aftermath

The crewmates won with 8 survivors- Mari, Nicole K, Adina, McKenzie, Haley, Omar, Sofia and Mark and possibly others, but I am very tired.

Also, somehow Hunter managed to tweet as Thomas Angle while beating Matt at Mario Kart. Now that's what I call stealthy.

Hunter gave an evil monologue to a few of the survivors and haunting ghosts. Cam looked ready to murder him. Bets were placed on how long he would survive thereafter.

Wait: If Thomas Angle is Hunter and Hunter's my dad, does that mean Xenia is my stepmom? We didn't think of the implications.

Also, since I tagged Hunter in the 5 min Among Us Plushie challenge, and he DIDN'T respond within 5 minutes, doesn't that mean he now owes Haley an Among Us plushie? I suppose that's what SHAG is for.