The 2014 Dinoco Light 350

The 2014 Dinoco 350 saw Lightning McQueen winning the Dinoco Light 350 holding off 2nd Kevin Carvick and 3rd Brad Carslowski. At the end of the race there was a massive fight between Jeff Gorvette, Brad Carslowski, Kevin Carvick, Drive Parkerson Jr, Cal Weathers, Bobby Swift, Drive Parkerson, Lightning McQueen, Mater, Luigi and Guido, Sarge, the teams and the mean green car Chick Hicks. This accord when Brad Carslowski gave Jeff Gorvette a puncture when he whacked his left rear tyre when restart began with 3 laps to go and while Drive Parkerson Jr went and shoved Bobby Swift in the wall and decided to get the job done to finish Jeff Gorvette of by ramming the back of him and causing Gorvette to spin. Then the Lite and Ou Pont team started to fight and when Gorvette got to Carslowski he was raging in anger. Kevin Carvick saw what had happened and was so angry with him that he pushed him allowing Jeff Gorvette and Brad Carslowski to fight. Drive Parkerson Jr was hitting Carvick for grabbing Carslowski in the rear bumper and Cal Weathers gets involved by hitting Parkerson Jr in the pit wall causing his uncle to be involved in it by ramming Cal into McQueen which he instantly attacked Drive Parkerson. Mater helped tow Drive Parkerson and Drive Parkerson Jr allowing Luigi and Guido to remove there tyres soon the Chick Hicks arrived to also attack McQueen and Gorvette.

## Transcript

### Start

* Bob Cutlass: As the drivers get ready green flag is in the air let’s go racing!

### Drive Parkerson Jr shoves Bobby Swift into the wall

* Bob Cutlass: INTO THE WALL THATS BOBBY SWIFT!
* Darrell Cartrip: He's got a puncture!
* Drive Parkerson Jr: I DID IT UNCLE! SWIFT HAS BEEN WIPED OUT!
* Drive Parkerson: Okay thats great now let's take out Lightning McQueen so we can win this race.
* (Octane Gain team radio)
* Bobby Swift: IS THIS GUY OUT OF HIS (Censored) MIND! HE SHOVED ME IN THE WALL ON PURPOSE!
* (Octane Gain crew chief) Dave Rimmers: Were gonna get payback for this don't worry!

### Jeff Gorvette and Brad Carslowski dramatic moment

* Bob Cutlass: Green Flag in the air lets get back racing!
* Brad Carslowski: GET THE (Censored) OUT OF MY WAY!
* Jeff Gorvette: HEY! YOU YOU (Censored)!
* Brad Carslowski: TOO DA LOO!
* Bob Cutlass: CONTACT CARSLOWSKI TAKES THE LEAD AS GORVETTE GETS SHOVED OFF!
* Jeff Gorvette: MY TYRE'S DAMAGED!
* Bob Cutlass Lightning McQueen leads with Carslowski in 2nd!
* Drive Parkerson: JEFF'S GOT A PUNCTURE! FINISH HIM!
* Drive Parkerson Jr: GOT THAT UNCLE! HEY JEFF! YOUR RACE IS GOING TO GET EVEN WORSE!
* Jeff Gorvette: SCREW YOU DRIVE JR! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!
* Bob Cutlass: OH SPINNER TURN 4! ROUND GOES JEFF GORVETTE!
* Darrell Waltrip: His tyre has a puncture his race is done.
* Bob Cutlass: As he will be entering the pits.
* Lightning McQueen: YOU COMPLETE (Censored)! HOW DARE YOU WRECK MY FRIEND JEFF!
* Kevin Carvick: YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO WIN THIS RACE!
* Brad Carslowski: This will be my win and you have got nothing to do with it.
* TG Castlenut: YOU AND DRIVE JR HAVE RUINED JEFF'S RACE!
* Brad Carslowski: THAT'S ALL HIS FAULT!
* (In the pits)
* Jeff Gorvette: QUICKLY CHANCE MY TYRES! NOW NOW NOW!
* Jeff Gorvette's Pitty 1: OKAY OKAY LET'S GO AND DEAL WITH HIM AFTER THE RACE!
* (Jeff Gorvette leaves the pits)

### Finish

* Bob Cutlass: Final lap at Dinoco Light as Lightning McQueen gets pass Brad Carslowski.
* Darrell Cartrip: Now Kevin Carvick gets a chance.
* Bob Cutlass: He gets up to 2nd Carslowski drops to 3rd as they take the flag. LIGHTNING MCQUEEN WILL WIN THE DINOCO LIGHT 350!
* Mater: GREAT JOB BUDDY!
* (Dinoco team radio)
* Strip Weathers: 8th place Cal.
* Cal Weathers: That (Censored) is gonna get what he deserves for wrecking my friend Bobby.
* Lightning McQueen: We did great guys 1st again but Brad should not have done that to Jeff.
* Brad Carslowski: NO! I WAS GONNA WIN!
* Kevin Carvick: Shut up Brad!

### Post race brawl chaos

* Ou Pont Pit crew: BRAD DID THAT ON PURPOSE!
* Lite pit crew: HE GOT A OPEN GAP HE LEFT HIM ROOM!
* (Ou Pont pitty 1 grabs Lite pitty 3)
* Lite pitty 3: GET THE (Censored) OFF ME!
* (Jeff Gorvette Crew Chief and Brad Carslowski Crew Chief throw tyres at each other)
* Jeff Gorvette Crew Chief: TAKE THIS!
* Brad Carslowski Crew Chief: HOW ABOUT SOME OF THIS!
* Ou Pont pitty 2: THERE HE IS!
* Brad Carslowski Crew Chief: DON'T YOU GO NEAR HIM!
* Brad Carslowski: YOU HEARD HIM I LEFT HIM ROOM AND DON'T YOU DARE START ATTACKING ME!
* Lite pitty 1: Jeff's here.
* (Meanwhile)
* Drive Parkerson: What is Jeff doing?
* Drive Parkerson Jr: He's going over to Brad.
* Bobby Swift: LET'S GET HIM GUYS!
* Lightning McQueen: This will be him getting beaten up.
* Chick Hicks: There's no way that they are hurting my friend Drive Jr.
* (Now to Jeff Gorvette and Brad Carslowski)
* Jeff Gorvette: WHERE IS BRAD?!
* Ou Pont pitty 1: HE'S OVER THERE!
* (Jeff Gorvette driving over to Brad Carswloski)
* Jeff Gorvette: HEY CHOW BOY! WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT? THIS WAS A OPEN GOAL FOR ME TO WIN THE TITLE AND YOU RUINED IT!
* Brad Carslowski: YOU RUINED YOUR OWN RACE AND THATS YOUR FAULT!
* Jeff Gorvette: OVERREACTING! HOW'S THAT MY FAULT?! YOU RUINED MY PERFECT WIN! YOU BLOW MY TYRE I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR THIS!
* Kevin Carvick: HOW ABOUT YOU LIKE THIS BRAD!
* Lightning McQueen: GET HIM!
* Ou Pont team: ATTACK!
* Lite team: GRAB HIM!
* Jeff Gorvette: YOU LIKE THAT? YOU LIKE THAT? YEAH YOUR BONNET IS GETTING DAMAGE!
* Kevin Carvick: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DELIBERATELY WRECK A LEGEND!
* Drive Parkerson Jr: GET OFF BRAD!
* (Driver Parkerson Jr hits Kevin Carvick's rear bumper)
* (Kevin Carvick Crew Chief and Kevin Carvick start hitting Drive Parkerson Jr and Drive Parkerson)
* Cal Weathers: YOUR GOING IN THE WALL!
* Strip Weathers: NO CAL DON'T!
* Drive Parkerson Jr: OW OW! UNCLE PLEASE HELP!
* Drive Parkerson: GET OFF MY SON!
* Brad Carslowski: I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU JEFF!
* Jeff Gorvette: YOU WILL NEVER WIN A CHAMPIONSHIP IN THE FUTURE!
* Brad Carslowski: I WILL SOMEDAY!
* Lightning McQueen: KEEP GETTING HIT IN THE WALL LOADS OF TIMES DRIVE AND BRAD!
* Mater: STAY AWAY FROM HIM!
* Driver Parkerson Jr: NEVER!
* Chick Hicks: YOUR NOT HURTING MY FRIEND MCLOSER AND JEFF!
* Lightning McQueen: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME MEAN GREEN CAR? MCLOSER WELL HAVE SOME OF THAT!
* Jeff Gorvette: YEAH NOBODY LOVES YOU CHICK!
* (Chick Hicks whacks Jeff Gorvette in the wall)
* Lightning McQueen and Sarge: THAT DOES IT!
* Drive Parkerson Jr: GET AWAY FROM CHICK HICKS!
* (Mater Grabs Drive Parkerson and Drive Parkerson Jr)
* Drive Parkerson: WOAH WHO DID THAT?!
* Mater: OH YOUR NOT GOING ANYWHERE!
* Chick Hicks: RUSTY OLD TOW TRUCK!
* (Chick Hicks pushes Mater into the back of Lightning McQueen)
* Mater: JESUS LORD!
* Drive Parkerson: MY TYRES!
* Luigi: SERVES YOU WRITE!
* (Throws Parkerson and Parkerson Jr into Chick Hicks)
* Drive Parkerson Jr: AAAHHHHHHHHHH! CHICK LOOK OUT!
* Chick Hicks: OH (Censored)!
* Officials: THATS A (Censored) ENOUGH! ALL OF YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE!

### Interview

* Shannon Spokes: I'm with Jeff Gorvette mate how disappointing on getting 29th in the end. Just tell me what happened on the restart.
* Jeff Gorvette: I was side by side with Lightning McQueen but Brad came out of nowhere and I just get slammed by the 2! And my tyre get's cut you know he's just a deep (Censored)! The way races I don't know how he's ever won a Championship oh yeah he didn't! I'm just sick and tired of it that's why everybody’s fighting and also Drive Jr! I want Tom to ban him from the Piston Cup like he has literally been nothing but an (Censored)! Literally goes and hits me on purpose and then plans on knocking me off at turn 4 causing me to spin! I'm so glad Lightning McQueen not Brad or Drive Jr cause the two kids have stuff way out of his head!
* Shannon Spokes: You were next to Brad and wanted to talk to him-
* Jeff Gorvette: It wasn't a conversation you can't have a conversation with them. Brad has to pay the consequences he's such a mean car to talk to. I can remember what he did to Kenseth 8 races when he hit him under yellow by squeezing him into the wall!

## Gallery

Brad Carslowski's pitty throws tyre at Jeff Gorvette's pittyJeff Gorvette shoving Brad Carslowski in the wallKevin Carvick grabbing Brad CarslowskiDrive Parkerson Jr and Kevin Carvick crashing into each otherCal Weathers ramming Drive Parkerson Jr in the wallDrive Parkerson ramming Cal WeathersMcQueen, Mater, Drive Parkerson and Bobby Swift fightingChick Hicks and Lightning McQueen fightGuido removes Parkerson and Parkerson Jr's tyresDrive Parkerson Jr crashes into Chick Hicks