Assassin AU

Assassin AU is a tumblr ficlet AU within the You Could Make a Life universe, originated from the Global 5-SLOAN Multidimensional Typing System results from the characters, that seemed to divide them into assassins or kindergarten teachers.

Also referred to as you could make an assassination (and then come home to your husband).

## Plot points

* Marc and Derek are assassins who fall for kindergarten teachers Dan and Andy.
* Marc and Ulf are assassin best friends. "Supposed to kill each other, but they keep having narrow escapes and bantery messages, and they like each other’s style, it’d be a shame to kill each other. Ulf’s then supposed use Dan to get to Marc, and gets as far as kidnapping him, but damn, he’s so nice, what’s a nice boy doing with an assassin?" At some point Ulf kidnaps Dan and ends up crushing on him.
* Adam may be in an admin role for assassins, or the guy stuck stitching them up, or a kindergarten teacher as well.
* Mike is a mechanic.
* Sven and Yvette are philosophical assassins and Gerard is their stay at home nanny/lover. Sven may be also be the kindergarten teacher at assassin school.
* David the assassin and Jake who was supposed to catch the assassin, but he has pretty eyes and Jake sleeps with him instead, even if neither got the "assassin" result. They could also be a PhD student teaching a class and a student who doesn't even take that class just showing up to see him.
* Nikita is an assassin and Luke is a journalist who gets in his way.
* Julien is a mechanic and Alexei is a doctor.
* Charlie and Jaya are super spies by night and teach hockey during the day.
* Anton and Vinny work in a (children's) hospital in the same neighborhood as Adam, Dan & Andy's kindergarten. Alexei is the head physician there. Julien works in a spare parts warehouse that Stephen (engineer) frequents. They are assassin-free.
* In another version, Anton and Vinny work at a kindergarten.
* Hank would be a school principal.
* Robbie would be an assassin, while Georgie would be a kindergarten teacher.
* Hank and Jordan are both kindergarten teachers.

## References

1. ↑ http://youcouldmakealife.tumblr.com/post/119234249900/andyderek
2. ↑ http://youcouldmakealife.tumblr.com/post/119259519706/you-could-make-an-assassination-and-then-come
3. ↑ http://youcouldmakealife.tumblr.com/post/119244731981/marc-and-derek-partners-oh-wow-lol-forever-in
4. ↑ http://youcouldmakealife.tumblr.com/post/119326704571/ulfadam
5. ↑ http://youcouldmakealife.tumblr.com/post/119331149671/gets-as-far-as-kidnapping-him-but-damn-hes-so
6. ↑ http://youcouldmakealife.tumblr.com/post/119326704571/ulfadam
7. ↑ http://youcouldmakealife.tumblr.com/post/119332706256/i-love-you-anon-important-fact-vinny-got
8. ↑ http://youcouldmakealife.tumblr.com/post/119250853496/does-david-get-assassin-is-he-an-angry
9. ↑ http://youcouldmakealife.tumblr.com/post/119254648066/olsen-and-yvette-are-philosophical-assassins-and
10. ↑ http://youcouldmakealife.tumblr.com/post/119405669756/you-know-i-bet-the-really-good-assassins-are
11. ↑ http://youcouldmakealife.tumblr.com/post/119262134411/please-tell-me-that-jakes-an-assassin-please
12. ↑ http://youcouldmakealife.tumblr.com/post/119303711011/i-keep-on-thinking-of-this-au-where-david-threw
13. ↑ http://youcouldmakealife.tumblr.com/post/119262267011/wait-luke-as-maverick-asshole-reporter-at-a-major
14. ↑ http://youcouldmakealife.tumblr.com/post/119263647001/i-dont-like-this-game-anymore#notes
15. ↑ http://youcouldmakealife.tumblr.com/post/119324720151/hahaha-sh-here-thank-you-charlie-is-the
16. ↑ http://youcouldmakealife.tumblr.com/post/119338124721/anton-and-vinny-can-work-in-a-childrens
17. ↑ ITIA Week 51 30/APR/2017
18. ↑ http://youcouldmakealife.tumblr.com/post/132158676331/in-a-hilarious-way-hank-reminds-me-a-lot-of
19. ↑ http://youcouldmakealife.tumblr.com/post/144803471501/now-that-weve-got-hogwarts-houses-all-lined-up
20. ↑ http://youcouldmakealife.tumblr.com/post/144803471501/now-that-weve-got-hogwarts-houses-all-lined-up