Miko Kubota/Quotes

**Miko Kubota**
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****Quotes****

## Age of Hinobi

* “You can pull the plug on my TV, but you can’t pull the plug on DESTINY!”
* "Mom, it's my good luck shirt, for the Hinobi Smash Tournament today!
* "You're taking everyone else to do the stuff they like, but not me? That's not fair!"
* “(imitating her parents) Miko, it was very irresponsible of you to bail on family day. What do you have to say for yourself? (In normal voice) I say you're looking at a first place champion, Mom and Dad! Whoo!”
* “(deep monster voice) I AM ME-K.O.! JOIN ME OR DIE! (high pitched voice) In my chipmunk boyband!”
* “Death to dingleberry!”
* “You guys are never gonna believe what happened! I was in this VR game, killin' it like always, when a no-joke-giant-monster hand came through the plasma, grabbed me, threw me on the couch, and zoop, got sucked back into the TV. Next thing I know the TV's all, ‘Don't move’ and I was all, Boom! Whaugh! Voo-oosh! Whew. You believe me, don't you?”
* “Is zapping people your solution to everything? Pretty sad if you ask me. Especially since a tool like that could be used to help people instead of cheating.”
* “Uh...nice kitty? Oh, looks like Game Over. Delete my browser history!”

## Tutorial Mode

* "Foul thing!! I banish thee!"
* "It had babies!! Eww! Gross, gross, gross, GROSS!"

## Going, Going, Gauntlet

* “(rapping) I'm a Glitch Tech, so you show respect, when a Glitch comes at me, it better come correct! (humming) Mama! Drop a triple mushroom on this beast, I gotta get to work!
* Well you can think that's what you thought... (Mayumi: Miko!)...but if you really knew, I'd have to delete your brain! [gasp] I may have already said too much.
* “Thinks I can’t focus? I’m so focused, glasses need me!”
* ”I know, I know! And it's fine, though! You know why it's fine? Because this gives me focus! Yeah, calm, cool focus. The kind that gets gauntlets back from deranged chicken glitches, keeps people from losing their awesome jobs and keeps their mothers from banishing them to the mung-bean fields. No reason to freak out, so stop freaking out, Five!”
* “ Five, it's a glitch. Game code, acting out a pattern. All we need is a little gamer-logic and a plan, right? [squishing his face] And you love plans.”
* “ Ugh, ew, dude! You just vommed! Birdie wasn't a fire-breather at all! It just had glitchy heartburn from this little dude it ate.”
* “I know...and if I'd kept it together and let you call for backup, we wouldn't be in this mess now. My mom is right, I can't focus. I'm a total fail-fish who couldn't even make it through her first day of work without an epic disaster!”
* “That, was, amazing! You're the greatest bird that ever lived! Actually, I don't know if you're technically alive, and thinking about that makes me feel kind of weird, but anyway, you're amazing!”

## Smashazaurs

* (Mitch holds his breath trapped in the cat bubble)“Huh? What are you trying to say? Oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh! You want a turtle neck! You’re blowing out a candle! You can’t breathe!…Oh, right. Sorry!” (turns off cat bubble, freeing Mitch)

## I'm Mitch Williams

* "No streaming? No online play? No console patch?! No DLC?! IT'S A PERMA-DEATH SENTENCE!" (imagines herself dressed in funeral attire and sobbing in front of a tombstone that reads "Furious 4")