The Hobo

The Hobo after drinking his snake blood

### **Early Life**

The Hobo was born homeless. He didn't have a home once in his life. His mom lived in the dumpster and his father died as a result of his birth. During rainy days, his mother would leave him out in the cold, dark, alleyway to strengthen him.

> "Fuck you, bitch" - Momma Hobo, to Hobo several times throughout their time together
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In 7th grade, his teacher found out that he was homeless. He was offered to live with his teacher for as long as he needed, but the Hobo humbly refused. After-all, his name was "Hobo", he knew he was destined for the streets.

In his freshmen year of highschool, the Hobo made friends with the new kid, Schizo. The two bonded over having stupid names. Towards the end of highschool, Schizo offered the Hobo a place in his villainous group known as the FFFL. The Hobo declined the offer, but later accepted.

### **Time in the FFFL**

The hobo spent about 5 months in the group. He bonded closely with Wizzward but was slowly pushed to the back of the group as Schizo started developing clones. He and the Wizzward did dozens of missions together, including the infamous murder of Ted Blue, protector of the South Side.

### **Leaving the FFFL**

The Hobo soon departed the FFFL after getting into an argument with Blue Ball. The argument was over whether Ramen Noodles were considered Noodles or not. The argument escalated into a brutal brawl between the two. Blue Ball managed to eat 4 of the Hobo's toes on his left foot. The Hobo looked to the Wizzward for help, but Wizzward agreed with Blue Ball. This event set the Hobo down the path that would eventually lead Blue Ball and the Wizzward to their demise.

After leaving the FFFL, Hobo was once again homeless, or so he thought. In a back alleyway, he found a snake breeding ground. There were hundreds, if not thousands of snakes in one big cluster, getting it on. From that moment, he knew this was the perfect place for his new home. He set up in the adjacent parking garage and mapped out his own home and his daily routine. Every morning, he would wake up in the alleyway (his bedroom) and catch one of the snakes. He would first twist and turn the snake, draining all the blood from it's body. Snake blood would commonly be used in replacement for coffee since snakes have 13% coffee beans in their blood. The hobo would then fry the snakes body in the heat while reading the morning papers. He would eat the head of the snake for lunch and the rest for dinner. He repeated this process for 5 days.

### **Discount Spiderman: Origins**

On the 6th day of his routine, the hobo encountered Discount Spiderman. He tried to trick Discount Spiderman into killing himself but was unable to. The hobo knew that Discount Spiderman would be a valuable asset to him. He agreed to take Discount under his wing of training and soon got his revenge against Blue Ball and Wizzward. He had Discount Spiderman go kill the two.

### Boasting about revenge

August 21st, 2017, the Hobo found Schizo mourning for Blue Ball and Wizzward. The two briefly got into a fist fight after Hobo revealed what he did and how he was responsible for killing the two. Schizo went to find T to tell him about the connections that the Hobo had with Discount Spiderman. At this point, Schizo had nothing against Discount Spiderman, only his mentor.

### **Death**

The Hobo was giving Discount Spiderman the superhero colonoscopy when the two got interrupted by T. There was a brief chase and a fight but it ultimately ended with T snapping the Hobo's neck, paralyzing him from the neck down.

The Hobo laid there, completely unable to do anything other than breath and think for days until he eventually starved. All he could think was whether or not he would feel himself letting go of life or not.

### **Funeral**

The Hobo was unable to have a funeral for awhile. His body laid in the dead end where he died since the government and police had no documentation on him. Eventually, Momma Hobo came around and found him laying there. The funeral took place just about 2 days before Discount Spiderman's revival.

Since the Hobo had no legal documentation on himself, no funeral company would allow him a funeral. Momma Hobo even had to file a divorce claim on Hobo to get him into "the system" so he could have a proper funeral. He was buried in the Northern Cemetery in Thingle City.

Discount Spiderman found his grave while looking at all the casualties that came from the few weeks where he was gone. He felt tremendous guilt when he saw "The Hobo" etched into a gravestone.