Jake's 3rd Campaign

**Jake's 3rd Campaign** is the third D&D campaign DM'd by Jake. It was announced in early October and the campaign doc was posted on Discord right after the finale for his previous campaign. Currently, all the players are split into two groups: a good-aligned party and an evil-aligned party.

## Setting

The campaign is set in a world of Tiburisk with nine main guilds, each with higher-ranking members with godlike power. Each of the guilds were founded long ago by powerful beings known as the "Heralds of the New Dawn". Velereg, the main landmass of these guilds, is surrounded by a large and powerful magical barrier designed to keep monstrous threats outside. The guilds include:

* Aegis of the Ancients, protectors of knowledge
* Artisans of the Arcane, performers of magic
* Council of the Hollowed, forgers of contracts
* Guardians of the Faith, holy crusaders and priests
* Justiciars of the Equilibrium, protectors of balance
* Order of the Soulbound Warriors, mercenaries and warriors
* Scholars of the Blacklight, seekers of knowledge
* The Gravewalker Conclave, hunters of the undead
* The Midnight Paradox, assassins and thieves

### Pantheon

Gods are believed to exist, however, many are skeptical of their existence. Still, many believe and show their worship in a variety of different ways.

## Sessions

### Goodboy Group

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### Ginyu Force

 Having just got to the town, the party goes shopping, buying equipment and minor trinkets like Cloaks of Billowing, Clockwork Amulets, Pipe of Smoke Monsters, Mystery Keys, Ruby of the War Mage, Ersatz Eye, and the Wand of Smiles. They soon learn that there is a martial arts tournament being held in the town. The party enters the arena one by one to fight Kradrog, the Dragon Puncher. Vegetable gets a few punches in, but gets knocked out in the second round, giving Kradrog the title of Monk Puncher. Svarll joins in soon after, tries to grapple him, and gets stunned. Before the hobgoblin can knock him out, Sheshmagsh throws him a chair, giving Svarll the opportunity to oddly knock himself out with it, giving Kradrog the title of Chair Suicide Enthusiast. Septimus, seeing this as an opportunity to show himself off, joins in to fight him. He gets a few good hits on him, but Kradrog knocks him out, giving Kradrog the title of Snake Puncher. Gaymour then gets sent in by Twig, but immediately gets knocked out, giving Kradrog the title of Bird Puncher. The party, tired of fighting Kradrog, the Dragon puncher, Monk puncher, Bird puncher, Snake puncher, and Chair Suicide Enthusiast, decides to hold an exhibition match between Vegetable and Svarll. Seeing the betting rate on Svarll, the dragonborn who literally couldn't hit Kradrog, the party bets most of their money on him and telling Vegetable to take a fall. The round starts with John getting immediately decked and very wounded. Svarll, being the absolute legend he is, misses almost all of his attacks, leaving Vegetable with a dilemma. He couldn't fake the fight because his charisma was too low, but he couldn't win otherwise the party would lose their money. Quickly, he came up with a plan. He pulled out a few syringes, a few empty and one filled with ettin eye fluid, and starts going to town on Svarll. He tries to inject the eye fluid in Svarll's magic eye.