Timeline of the Universe

* Moe
* The OG Dank Meme comes into existence with John Cena’s theme song playing as it does.
* The OG Dank Meme splits in a fission reaction, sending Cosmic Dank waves across the universe.
* The Cosmic Dank waves begin to form galaxies, solar systems and other cosmic bodies.
* At the center of this, the center of the universe, what is left of the OG Dank Meme collapses in on itself, creating a large planetoid, with a radius of about ⅞ that of Earth’s.
* This planet is given the name MemeWorld
* At this time, other planets such as Oogledorp, Lizardtopia, and Foopdlordia are created from the dank waves as well.
* The natural laws of nature begin to kick in, bacteria and simple forms of life begin to form on the planets.
* These life forms begin to evolve into higher forms of life.
* One species on MemeWorld, begin to rapidly evolve, thanks to their connection to the natural dank energy of the planet.
* This species, the MemePeople, create advanced civilizations.
* This species gains the power of space travel.
* They start to spread across their solar system, and eventually, across the galaxy.
* They take over planets and continue to expand their new galactic empire.
* At the height of the MemePeople’s galactic power, the lizards of Lizardtopia grow tired of their Meme Overlords, and rebelled.
* The lizards and many other species found throughout the galaxy team up to fight the MemePeople. They form the United Species Association.
* After many grueling fights across the galaxy, The USA wins many dicisive victories against the MemePeople.
* the USA take the fight to the MemeWorld, where after many days of fighting, take the win.
* After the victory over the MemePeople, the United Species Association realize that mass genocide is ethically and morally wrong, so they built a Devolve-o-Cannon that drained the Dank energy of the MemePeople, This caused the species to devolve into a primitive form of meme.
* They United Species Association go from planet to planet, tearing down the remaining influence of the MemePeople.
* After the destruction of the Meme Galactic Empire, the United Species Association sign a pact to remain in their respective solar systems, to ensure that another Galactic empire does not arise
* The Lizards decided to build a large rock layer to separate the MemeWorld and the rest of the universe. They created a two layered planet, the outer crust that would house the non meme creatures, and the inner crust that would hold the meme creatures. This would also act as a barrier, keeping the dank energy of the planet contained in the inner core.
* The United Species Association disbands.
* The Lizards placed the primitive memes in the inner crust.
* THe lizards place non meme animals on the outer crust.
* The Lizards called this new planet, Earth.
* The Lizards depart, going back to their home planet.
* A small group of Lizards stayed behind to make sure that these memes (the primitive ones) do not evolve into the original MemePeople.
* The memes begin to evolve into various types, such as Dorndelions and Pepes
* As millions of years pass, the great war between the MemePeople and the USA falls into legend, then eventually vanishes. only some ancient writings and structures are left of this era
* The original members of the United Species Association evolve into new forms, only the Lizards retain their original forms.
* The Devolve-o-Cannon is lost, somehow, it is like the size of the Earth’s moon.
* The Paleozoic era begins.
* Dinosaur stuff happens, general timeline of Earth, etc.
* Humanity comes into existence.
* With the Lizards’ interference, the humans evolve in the way that the lizards want.
* Once the humans are on the “correct” evolutionary path, the Lizards go up and live in their Moon Matrix. By the time of Act 4, the Moon Matrix is abandoned
* A few stay behind, and shapeshift themselves into humans. These lizard-humans are the most influential humans, such as George Washington and Putin.