Male LSPD Officers Dialogue

you are going to do your work

* I'll shit down your neck!
* fucking dildo!

## If irritated or insulted

* Go away!
* Fuck off!
* You fucking... fucker!
* You piece of crap!
* You're a jackass.
* You moron!
* You're an asshole.
* Let's keep it nice and calm, right?
* You little dick!
* You DOUCHEBAG!
* What the hell's your problem?!
* You don't want to get me mad; got it?
* Calm down!
* You better not give me problems, dickhead!
* Whatever.
* Oh, for Christ sake!
* Screw you!
* Hey! You want a piece of me, jerk-off?!
* Hey, jerk-off? What's up with ya?
* You better not bug me, or you'll have problems, boy!
* The hell's your problem, dick?!
* You need to get lost!
* You got screwed up!
* You’re gonna end up shot!

## Arresting someone

* You ain't never getting out of prison!
* Boys are gonna love you!
* You're under arrest, scumbag!
* You're under arrest, dumb-ass!

## Putting someone in a car

* Get in the car and behave!
* Don't be a dick! Just get in the car!

## If a gun is equipped in combat

* Dispatch, the suspect's packing!
* Gun!
* Ah, hell; gun!
* He's got a weapon!
* Gun! He's got a gun!
* I see a weapon!

## If stared at

* You better stop looking at me!
* Don't eyeball me!
* I'm LSPD. Don't you be eyeballin' me!
* Are you looking at me, scumbag?!

## If stalked

* What the hell...? Quit following me!
* Why the hell are you after me, dick?!
* Stop following me, jerk! frfrgsr
* What the hell? Get lost!

## In combat

* COME ON!
* Pussy!
* YOU'RE DEAD!
* Come on, let's go!
* Fight me, man!
* You're fuckin' dead!
* I could just kill you, and make up a reason later!
* You're so dead!
* You dimwit!
* Waste of skin!
* You scumbag!
* Criminal scum!
* Dick!
* Never mess with me!
* I never lose, moron!
* IT'S OVER!
* Let's do this!
* This is the LSPD!
* Ey! Hands up, dick!
* I'll kill you!
* Time to die!
* I'm gonna kill you! (Sheriff)

## If the player is seen

* Hold it, idiot! Police!
* There you are; freeze, maggot!
* Police! Stop whatever the hell you're doing!
* LSPD, Don't make me shoot ya!
* There! Gotcha!
* Police! Let's see some hands up!
* Police! Stop right there!
* Look! OVER THERE!

## Communicating to other officers

* Let's get it done!
* Let's take this moron out, for God's sakes!
* Can't we just drop a missile on this moron?!
* Come on, we don't need this retard alive, shoot the idiot!
* You all ready? Better be?
* Everybody ready?!
* Ready?!

## If the player forces the tire of a police car

* You damaged my wheels! I'm going to damage you!
* What the fuck did you do to my ride?!

## Stealing an occupied police car

* You've got to be an idiot! You're jacking a cop!,

## If an officer is killed

* Ah, shit! OFFICER DOWN!
* Charlie's hit!
* We got a man down!

## If a civilian is in the way of a pursuit

* Move it, folks. NOW.
* Move out of the way! This is police business!
* GET OUT OF THE WAY! THIS IS POLICE BUSINESS!
* Driver, pull over now! LSPD!
* LSPD! Pull over and stop your car!
* LSPD, stop your vehicle immediately!
* Driver, stop your vehicle!
* Driver, this is the LSPD! Come to a stop immediately!
* LSPD! Seize the lights! Pull over!
* LSPD! Come to a stop immediately!
* Stop the car now!
* Slow down!
* Move it! Move it!
* This is the freaking police! Give it up!
* Stop the damn car!
* This is the LSPD, pull over and stop your car!
* This is the LSPD, pull over now!
* Don't move! LSPD!
* LSPD, give it up!
* Put the gun down now!
* Give it up dirtbag!
* Stop right there!
* LSPD! Stop!
* You cannot hang out around here!
* Pull over!
* Stop the vehicle now!
* LSPD, stay where you are!
* LSPD, you assholes!
* There he is! Stop shooting his chopper!
* Hey! You wanna throw your blade through your neck?!
* You are finished dickhead! Stop!
* Stop your vehicle, you fucking piece of shit!
* Los Santos Harbor Patrol, stop your boat now!
* LSPD! Stop your vehicle now!
* This is the LSPD. Disperse while you can!
* Driver, pull over now!
* Stop your car now, this is the LSPD!
* This is the LSPD, stop the fucking car immediately!
* We got you! There you are!
* We will find you scumbag, I'm gonna hunt you down!
* Oh, yeah! Can't drive now, huh?!
* Stop and don't move a muscle or you'll be shot by the LSPD!
* Driver, this is the LSPD! Pull over immediately!
* LSPD! You lose!
* Stop the vehicle, please.
* Everybody stay calm!
* Drop the weapon immediately!
* Hands up! LSPD!
* Los Santos PD! Park your vehicle immediately!
* Los Santos PD! Park your car, asshole!
* PD, motherfucker! Now cut it off!
* Los Santos Police! Stop your car immediately!
* LSPD! Stop running, our final warning!
* Stop right fucking now!
* Stop running, asshole!
* Stop your car!
* Someone shoot the tires!
* Hit the tires!
* Give up!
* Pull your damn vehicle over!
* Halt your ass!
* LSPD! Disperse now!
* Come on! Move it!
* LSPD! Stop now!
* They came to premises!
* Bingo! We see you!
* Driver, this is the LSPD! Pull over!
* LSPD! Pull over!
* Driver! Pull over now!
* LSPD! Stop your vehicle now or you'll be executed!
* This is the freaking police! Give it up!
* Stop your vehicle now!
* I can't see him!
* LSPD! Pull over now!
* This is the LSPD! Pull over! Now!
* LSPD! Come to a stop immediately!
* Stop your vehicle, you FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!
* This is the Harbor Patrol, stop your boat now!
* The fucker's going to die!
* LSPD! Stop now!
* Come on! Move it!
* You will stop the vehicle!
* We need a stinger!
* Pull the car over now!
* Stop the car!
* No loitering! Move it!
* Stop now!
* LSPD! Stop!
* LSPD, stop the vehicle!
* Put on your brakes, fucker!
* LSPD, stop the car now!
* Stop it! Stop the car now!
* Stay right there! We got you!
* Stop the car, asshole!