Let's Play DECEPTION: MURDER IN HONG KONG III

### Winners

Game 1 Detectives (Adam, Brooke, Ken, Laurie, Sullivan), Game 2 - Murderer and accomplice (Brooke and Sullivan)

## ★ ADAM'S CHALKBOARD ★

**Let's Play DECEPTION: MURDER IN HONG KONG III** is a video in the Board Game Club series.

"*Take your fucking cards, bellends.*"
―Adam
## Notable moments

* The first rule of Board Game Club is "one can't argue with a point of view".
* Who will *get away with murder - specifically in Hong Kong*?
* We have evil hellos today - except Laurie, who is regular Laurie.
* It's Teri's playing debut! Hooray! Hi Teri! We get a wave!
* Ken's weird and clearly lives in a basement. Brooke's an annoying murderer with a riddle and some nanobots.
* We can play at home.
* Adam's determined that Laurie is the murderer, based on, you know, the usual stuff.
* Blair only does furry LARPing - angry, angry hippo.
* Time for the suspicions to come to the surface - we think either Blair or Ken, but we shouldn't ignore Laurie. He says the shiv is an urban weapon and as we all know a typical allergic reaction to peanuts is all your blood spilling out of your body.
* The weapon is difficult to acquire? It's not a laser shark then, Ken got that off ebay.
* Blair: "I have, like, 3 swords." Adam: "Blair, you're not like most people." She got them when she was 8 which she seems to think makes it better. We'd have to at least google how to buy a sword.
* Laser sharks would cauterise their wounds - or maybe the laser is just to find the prey?
* Points for Laurie's use of "cleaven in twain" and, ok, Adam's repeat of it.
* Brooke: "Knife. Forest. Leaf. Done."
* Sullivan: "We don't live in America where they hand out weapons to children."
* The actual combination does come up during discussion a couple of times.
* It's killing Adam not to speak during Brooke's time - he explodes about the iguana. "It blew my mind! I had an out of body experience!"
* Round two - we're introducing the witness and accomplice roles. And 'Old Blankets!' - don't mind him, he murders people.
* Brook's shark impression is the picture of an angry lion.
* Adam gets some wrestling trivia in.
* Let's all pick on Adam! Let's draw repeated attention to his 'birb' which confuses Brooke rather than amusing anyone. Spoiler - birb doesn't leave us.
* Laurie: "Lauries don't hibernate, FYI. If we did, we would choose summer."
* Brooke could possibly fit in a hotel safe.
* JOKE OF THE DAY! what are you Wes Crav-eng? Adam's very reluctant though.
* JOKE OF THE DAY! what are you hammock? It's a hammock-themed restaurant. Look, they're all very hot and tired, give them a break. We all know that's not as good as 'birb'.
* Brooke: "He could be really boring and suffocate him with his personality." Let's not dismiss that, like we all did with iguana.
* Blair's trying to steer the group, but it's not easy. Laurie and Adam are quite dismissive.
* Laurie's world includes bdsm.
* Ken: "Shut up in the comments!" Adam: "Love you all, thank you for watching the content".
* Brooke: "I ask you to imagine yourselves not a cheeseburger in paradise, but a cheeseburger in Hong Kong where deception has been happening."
* Teri time is the best time.
* Astonishingly, we get it in one. Out of nowhere, to be honest. Even so, we're quite cross with Teri.
* Laurie: "WHAT FUCKING RESTAURANT HAS OIL-SOAKED RAGS? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? TERRRRRRIIIII!.... I'm carving your name into this [bullet] Teri!"
* Halfway there on the chalkboard!

## Trivia

* Game introduction and rules are presented by Adam.
* Chalkboard is updated with a win and a loss.
* An extended version of this episode is available on the No Rolls Barred Patreon.
* No talking heads this episode.