Disney Trip of 2022

The **Disney Trip of 2022** was an excursion embarked on by Po, Christoboor, Christoyam, Marik, 🅱️lata, and 🅱️uth. On the trip, the group visited Disney World and Disney Springs. Towards the end of the trip, Po and Christoyam broke off to visit the Boor Residence and Peppa Pig Theme Park, though they did so somewhat unsuccessfully.

## Timeline

All but Christoboor left Gainesville at 6:00 AM to head for Disney World. Prior to departure, Marik visited Wawa to pick up breakfast for the group. Though Po wanted a Sizzli®, there were none, so he was forced to eat some other garbage. He did not even eat the garbage until arriving in the parking lot of the park, so it was cold garbage. Po and Christoyam arrived in the front parking lot of Hollywood Studios successfully, but Marik, 🅱️lata, and 🅱️uth failed to do so, arriving at the back of the park. Christoboor, who lives at Disney World, was already there.

The group met outside of Starbucks® at Hollywood Studios and ventured into the park. Throughout the day, Marik was in charge of booking rides or something, while everyone else just lived their lives. The first ride that the group rode was Toy Story Mania, in which Po earned the highest score due to his martial prowess. The group went on many other rides before riding Mickey and Minnie's Runaway Railway, in which Christoboor, Po, and Marik sat in the front row of the cart and Christoyam, 🅱️lata, and 🅱️uth sat in the back row. When securing the safety bar, no incidents occurred in the back row, but a death nearly occurred in the front row. Christoboor and Marik, who are thinner than Po, were confused about why the bar would not reach their torsos, and decided to repeatedly pull down on the bar in an attempt to make it do so. Meanwhile, Po, sitting between the two, was being squashed repeatedly by the bar and expelling all the oxygen in his lungs. This nearly caused his death. After the ride, Po put ice in his shirt.

At the end of their time in the park, the group visited Disney Springs. They all did various things for some time before their dinner reservation at Paradiso 37. Despite having a reservation, the group was still forced to wait outside the restaurant for an exorbitant amount of time. The most notable item on the menu at Paradiso 37 was the Authentic Nola Shrimp Po' Boy, which Christoboor cleverly connected to Po's surname. This spurred Christoboor's cannibalistic thoughts of Po that last to this day.

After leaving Disney Springs, all but Christoboor, who returned to his home, went to spend the night at a hotel. Po, Christoyam, 🅱️lata, and 🅱️uth entered the hotel first and searched for their rooms. It took them an incredibly long time to do so, with part of the time spent walking outside for unknown reasons. Upon finding their rooms, Mark, 🅱️lata, and 🅱️uth stayed in one room and Po and Christoyam stayed in the other. Po and Christoyam discovered that the thermostat in the room could be set to freezing temperatures, which they did. However, the room only reached high 50s (°F), much to their disappointment. All members of the hotel group ate at the hotel breakfast buffet after waking, which featured Mickey waffles. Mark, 🅱️lata, and 🅱️uth woke, ate, and left before Po and Christoyam, but the two subgroups encountered each other in the buffet area.

After leaving the hotel, Mark, 🅱️lata, and 🅱️uth returned to Gainesville. Po and Christoyam, however, embarked on a journey to visit the Boor Residence and the Peppa Pig Theme Park. Po and Christoyam, without traveling on Sand Lake Road, were able to reach the entrance of the community in which the Boor Residence resides, but were unable to reach the house itself. Additionally, the two may or may not have been able to visit the Peppa Pig Theme Park.