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Vikki Shingo

## Story

Vikki Shingo was born in Hogye, the sixth child in a family of seven.

Vikki was a tomboy as a child. She was always very competitive, though not particularly athletic. In elementary school she earned money by winning toys from a toy crane machine for the other students.

She received her first mecha at the age of 16 when Quentin Rood sponsored her entry into the Mecha Sporch tournament. Although she had only practiced on a simulator before, she did very well in the competition. The following year she returned with a new mecha and won the championship.

Unfortunately, Vikki did not manage to repeat her success at the other arenas. Although she was clearly a good pilot she could never win a championship. Often, she was the victim of incredible bad luck. During one match at the Warhammer Arena in Gyori her mecha crashed through the ground into a previously undiscovered ruin; she was disqualified for leaving the field. During another match at The Colosseum in Namok she tripped on a prone enemy and her mecha was impaled on its plasma lance. She is now more well known for her bad luck than for her piloting skills.

During The Typhon Incident Vikki helped to defend Snake Lake City. She claims to have scored the first hit against Typhon during that battle, though this has been disputed by most of the other participants.

In NT159 Vikki finally advanced to the Robot Warriors elite tournament. She was eliminated in the first round.

Vikki is a member of the Pro Duelist League. Her preferred mecha is the Thorshammer.

## Beginning the Game

A good way to start the game is by finding Vikki immediately after the initial conversation with Hyolee.

1. With Conversation and Flirtation, chat with Vikki, rest and chat again.
2. Talk with the arena manager, the other person in the Mecha Sporch building.
3. Talk with Vikki again and ask her to give you a mech.

The result is an Aranos. For more tricks to get off to a quick start, see Guides:Startup\_Guide\_3.

## Lancemate

Vikki is a recruitable character in GearHead 1. She volunteers to join the player character after winning the Mecha Sporch championship.
Skills:Taunt

**Taunt** is a GH2-only skill that allows you to actively intimidate your opponents in combat. It is linked to the Charm attribute and requires Me to apply.

You can taunt an opponent if you are near to it; if your taunt is effective, your opponent will be flummoxed and in a poor condition to fight; otherwise your opponent will simply rebut you. If you are weak-minded, you may also be affected by your opponent's taunting.

In mecha combat, you can try to persuade a losing pilot to eject as well.
In personal combat, targets, notably thieves in bounty hunting missions, can be Taunted at low health to cause them to surrender, allowing for the greater bounty for live capture.
Stats:Armor Class (AC)

The Armor Class rating of defensive equipment, like shields and armor, is simply the number of damage points of attack it can sustain before it is destroyed and affords no more protection to the person or mecha it is worn on. The AC of a thing is nearly always equal to its DP, a notable exception being beam shields.
Terrain:Computer

**Computers** are terrain props that cause a variety of results when used, often related to the current quest. Some just display information, while others have an effect such as disabling an alarm.

Apply Code Breaking or Science to make it work. If it fails, you may need to wait 1 day before trying again, similar to a shrine or workbench.

Some locations of computers in the game:

* Carnegie Research Station
* Anubis Lab Site
* Cesar Wreckage L2
* The Ziggurat
* Cyclops City
Readied

A weapon or shield is considered **readied** if it can be used to attack or defend. A weapon or shield is unreadied by using it to attack or defend. A weapon can be readied its SPD times per round, i.e. a SPD 2 weapon takes 30 second to ready and can be used twice per round. Shields are treated as having SPD 3.
Stats:Hands (Hnd)

Mecha which have arms usually also have hands on those arms. Each hand can wield a single weapon. Weapons wielded on these hands will have a 180° firing arc.

In GearHead 2, after you defeat your enemies on the battlefield, you will also need hands to pick up salvage, so you should never really have a reason to pilot a mecha without them.
Stats:Line (LINE)

Line weapons will hit all targets in a straight line from the firer out to their maximum range. Much like blast and scattering weapons, they deal their damage as a series of small hits scattered all over the target, rather than a single large hit to one hit location; this makes them extremely difficult to dodge.

An example is the personal scale plasma cannon.
Terrain:Door

To open a locked door, either use Code Breaking or destroy it. To attack a door, press (**a**) to attack, and then (**;**) to choose the location of the door to attack. Melee weapons with high DC such as the MonoScythe make it easier to destroy doors. The Gate Crasher talent could also be used.

Standing next to a door will search passively for hidden doors, or press (**S**) to search actively, using Me. A high Investigation skill makes it easier to find hidden doors.

To see the name of a building in a town, (**l**)ook at the door.
Stats:Speed (dpr)

How fast your mecha can move. This is tracked as separate ratings for each movement system the mecha has (roll, skim, walk, fly). Unsurprisingly, higher speed mechas move faster.

**Speed** is measured in **dpr** (decihexes per round). One decihex is equal to 1/10 of a tile (at Scale Factor 2). One Round is equal to 60 seconds.
Stats:Heart Injury

**Heart Injury** is a permanent injury caused when afflicted person's suffers from near fatal internal injuries. The damage to the circulatory system cause the afflicted person to act sluggish, with little energy and difficulty concentrating.

## Stats

**Slot Affected**: Heart
**Effects**: Re -2, Bo-5, Sp -2, Eg -2
Gone with the trees

# Overview

Gone with the trees is a Druid Terrorist simulation. Using the hero system to create highly overpowered characters, the players take on civilisation single handed. But are they too late? Has humanity strayed too far from the natural way to be stopped?

## Players

Peter E: GM

Alex W: Ba'al

Alice R: Gaia

Cam D: Moloch

Matt L: Dweeb

## Differences to other games

This is the first game on this wiki to use the Hero system, which features no levelling and is a classless paradise.
It is also notable for explicitly placing the players in an antagonistic role, unlike other games in which the players adopt this role of their own accord within a few seconds of the game beginning.
Finally, the game eschews a world map, requiring the players to keep track of the map themselves.

## Confirmed kills (Unconfirmed kills)

Combatants - 0(0)
Non-Combatants - (0)
Luncheon Lovers

Lunch can get increasingly more exciting when you happen to start making googly eyes across the restaurant at some good looking person flirting back at you! Ready for a little sauciness added to your lunch??

## Transcript

Whitney: Seriously though, Samantha, I'm so excited for you and your new job!
Natalie: Thanks, I'm excited too.
Whitney: Yeah!
Natalie: It's nice I get to stay in the area, so...
Whitney: Yeah, I know. Seriously...

Natalie: Let's figure out what we want to eat.
Whitney: Yeah, I know, I haven't been here before.
Natalie: Yeah.
Whitney: Wait a second, do you see that guy back there?
Natalie: That guy that's obviously staring at you and way into you?
Whitney: He is not! Come on.
Natalie: He's still looking at you. He smiling at you. You got to do something!
Whitney: What? Like what?
Natalie: I don't know, smile and wink at him. Come on!

Natalie: Whoa, did you see that?
Whitney: Yeah. He's totally into me!
Natalie: No, he's not-
Whitney: What should I do now?
Natalie: Wait, are you still interested in him?

Natalie: I don't know, Alyssa...
Whitney: No, he's totally flirting with me.

Natalie: Okay, no, I know he's flirting with you, just maybe you shouldn't flirt back.
Whitney: But... but you said he was cute.
Natalie: I have more information now!

Whitney: Oh my goodness, he wants me to sit by him! What should I do?
Natalie: Don't do it!
Whitney: You're right. Play hard to get.
Natalie: Alyssa, you are hard to get, especially for a guy like that.
Whitney: Oh, thanks, Samantha. Oh.

Whitney: But he's so cute.
Natalie: Okay, no, this has to stop.
Whitney: Well...

Whitney: Oh, that's so sweet!
Natalie: But in the grossest way.
Whitney: Ah, what?!
Natalie: Oh. No.

Natalie: How in the world?
Whitney: Oh, he put this in my mouth for me!
Natalie: That's not right!
Whitney: Oh.
Natalie: Ew.
Whitney: Oh, he's coming.
Natalie: This is a mistake, Alys- Alyssa, this is a mistake.

Whitney: Hey.
James: Oh, hey. Oh, no, I was flirting with you friend.
Natalie: Wait, me?
James: Yeah. Obviously.
Whitney: But... but the rose?
James: Yeah, you were supposed to give that to her. Why would I make someone I like gag up a rose?
Natalie: That's so sweet!
James: It was always for you. Want to get out of here?
Natalie: Sorry, Alyssa, I got to go!
Whitney: But... but...

Whitney: Wait, you guys forgot your... Oh, that's good.
Razved Tajik

## **Basic Info**

Razved was born in Vortigern, with a human father and half orc mother. As a result, he resembles a large, well built human with slightly sickly skin tone rather than a hulking greenskin. He joined the Vortigernic army and served briefly on the frontlines before being transferred back to the Home Guard, where he became disillusioned with the Empire of Vortigern and deserted.

## **Notable Feats**

Arguably Razved was the cause of the civil war that erupted in the city of Mathora in the Grey Republic, where he colluded with House Fecino to prevent House Sardoun from seizing power. Despite this, there were many pre-existing issues within the city prior to Razved's interference.

Additionally, Razved is responsible for the murder of Prince Lucien in his office and then his subsequent transformation into the undead.
Terrain:Corpse Wreckage

When a monster dies or a mecha gets destroyed, they leave behind a **corpse** or **wreckage**. These are shown with the % sign in ASCII GearHead.

Press comma (**,**) to pick up any items dropped. For personal scale combat, this typically results in a small amount of money looted as well. The Survival skill can also be used on some corpses.

When a pilot has ejected from a mecha, he starts running toward the edge of the screen. Moving over his location and pressing comma (**,**) will result in any dropped equipment at that location, and the pile will not move further.

There is currently an ASCII bug where monsters may not be seen underneath corpses.
Daltline

← Previous episode • Next episode →

Dalton Johnson hosts a "True Crime" edition of Studio C. Agent Brinlee (Jetta Juriansz) gets a suspect to reveal information. A clueless juror (Naomi Winders) can’t make up her mind. An Alexa smart speaker is a witness in a criminal case.

## Studio C: True Crime Edition

***(This video will be available on a later date.)***

## A New Interrogation Technique

Agent Brinlee uses shower thoughts to torture a suspect into revealing the location of a bomb.

## Lawyers for Injured Lawyers

Lawyer Joe Phlegm advertises his services to ambulance-chasing lawyers who got in car accidents.

## The Juror that Didn't Listen

A jury is passionately divided on a trial verdict. As they deliberate, they discover that Juror Marcia paid no attention in the trial. They try to catch Marcia up, but bickering ensues. Marcia leaves them with her verdict on a lunch order.

## Amazon Alexa Testifies in Court

Prosecution struggles to cross-examine witness, Alexa.
Points of Complexity (CMX)

Each mecha module has a maximum Points of Complexity (CMX) of components that can be fitted into them. And, each component has a CMX rating which describes how many CMX it takes up when installed.

In GearHead, a good Mecha Engineering skill can overcome these limitations to a significant degree. A persistent and skilled engineer can easily fit twenty CMX points or more of weapons and propulsion jets into a single armor component rated for only one. Many high-end mecha also come with their components overinstalled.

In GearHead 2, however, there are hard limits to how many CMX you can fit into a particular CMX capacity. One can purchase a talent that raises this limit slightly, but a limit exists nontheless.

The CMX of a module is determined by its size + 1, with exception to bodies/torsos which are (size + 1) x 2. In other words, a module's size is one below its CMX rating, and the size of a mecha can be determined by halving the body's CMX rating and then subtracting one.
Characters

* Kelsier Dockson (Human Rogue, Anti-Slave activist who is exceedingly good at making problems)
* Lagertha (Dhampir Fighter, Bounty hunter with some pretty extreme daddy issues)
* Lu-Tze (Half Elf Monk, Half of Bible squad strong morals and likes sticks)
* Sun-Wu (Human Paladin, Half of Bible squad but still causes a ruckus)
* Krondan of Wheldrake (Human Oracle, Ex-Student now a very proud user of 'Science')
* Vladgrim Shared-Labour (Dwarf Cleric, Herald of Communism, preaches and heals)
* Jizzo Jenkins (Gnome Mage, Glass canon trigger happy with big spells)
* Dallarth (Dragonborn Druid, Sensible guy unless it comes to minor earthquakes, weaknesses: holes and lizards)
* Zelda Dubois (Tiefling Ranger, Ex-Owner of a snake called Nagini)
* Kresnik A. Maxwell (Tiefling Paladin, Stout believer in his faith always at the front of the party)
* Dench (Half-Orc Barbarian, Driven crazy due to imprisonment in the caverns driven to talking to a dead mouse)
* Razved Tajik (Half-Orc Cavalier, Proud follower of Milani and an army deserter, determined to overthrow the King)
One Shots

## **Caverns of Thracia**

Groups of Adventures travel down into the Caverns of Thracia in search of fame and treasure.

### Parties:

#### The Reckless

A group of six foolhardy adventurers, a Gnome Wizard, a Dwarf Cleric, a Tiefling Ranger, a Tiefling Paladin, a Human Druid and a Half orc Barbarian meet their grizzly end after awakening the Immortal King.

**Fate:** All Dead - TPK 3rd January 1500 (Three days in the Caverns), Level 2C
ECON 101

What happens when a straight-A student fails a test?

Test results are back and smarty pants Matt doesn't get the score he expected. Watch and see how he takes the news, and if he will ever be the same.

## Transcript

Whitney: Hey, remember the class? It's all good.
James: Right, that's what I'm thinking, so once the summer starts I'm just trying to... oh hey.

Whitney: Boom, 79! C's get degrees and C+'s get better degrees.
Stacey: Yes, 85! Give me some!
James: Sweet!
Stacey: Makes me wonder what I would have got if I would have studied.
James: Oh wait, guys, guys, smartypants got to check.
Stacey: Okay.
Matt: Okay, stop, stop it, stop it, stop it.
James: Alright, how perfect did you do?

Matt: 52?! I got a 52?! I worked, nay slaved, painstakingly studied my rear end to the bone, and this is all I have to show for it? 52? That is it! There is no love, no happiness, no sunshine, there is no Santa Claus! I have given you my time, my tears, my soul, ECON 101, and this is how you repay me? 52? \*sarcastic laughter\*

Matt: I hope you're happy! I hope you can sleep at night, knowing in your cold, empty heart that there was once a student who loved you more than life itself and that you spat on him, and cut him to his core! Eyes, look your last. Arms, take your last embrace. *Cruelty, thy name is ECON!*

Adam: Hey Matt, you know um… if ECON doesn't work out for you, you could major in Acting or Crazy.
Mallory: Matt, you didn't get the 52.
Matt: What?!
Mallory: No. You got the 98 with the gold star next to it, and the comment that says "If you were my son, I'd be so proud. Man, I wish you were my son."
James: That was close.
Matt: That's really flattering, actually. Well, who got the 52?
Mallory: I did. And that's okay. Probably gonna lose my scholarship and then just have to live off ramen for the rest of the year, but it was a fun weekend, so...

James: Drama queen...

## Trivia

* This is the second sketch of Season 1 Episode 3.
* This is the fifteenth sketch of Studio C.
* This sketch was uploaded on the same day as the episode aired on BYUtv.
* This is the first time a sketch takes place in or around a school.
Terrain:Fire

**Fires** can burn quickly through anything capable of sustaining one. A fire is typically started by a firebombing, or an incendiary weapon, and will spread across forest and urban buildings, releasing considerable amounts of smoke in the process. Any people, mecha and other objects caught in a fire will suffer burns and may be destroyed.

The only way for a fire to end is apparently to let it burn out by itself. If a fire is started in a city, leaving the city will allow the fire to smoulder.
Lagertha

## **Basic Info**

Member of the party, The OG Fellowship

Played by, Alice R

Lagertha is a female Dhampir, once serving as a roaming bounty hunter throughout northern Meloria, now on a quest to find her Father's identity to avenge her mother since setting foot back in Nurlenvyord. The only member of the party native to Nurlenvyord, despite her time away she still is most at home in the cold northern land, providing a bulkwark against many foes in combat.

## **Background**

Born sometime in 1970, somewhere in Nurlenvyord, Lagertha grew up an urchin on the streets of Nychteridon, then known as Hasmina. She never knew her mother, who is presumed dead as most mothers of dhampiri are, and does not know her father, feeling a great degree of resentment against him for somehow bringing her into the world.

Once reaching age, she began bounty hunting across Nurlenvyord, before moving across to the Meloric Empire to find bigger and more lucrative targets with other famous bounty hunters such as Ezekiel Farhammer.

It was chasing one particularly fearsome bounty, known as Kragnakt, the villain of the Uluth Massacre that Lagertha met her match, and was captured a placed aboard the Heinous Canag to be sold as a slave in Nurlenvyord.

## **Kill Count**

### Plebs:

* Innocent x2
* Bandit x4
* Slaver x2
* Guards x3
* Para - Military x2
* Monk x1
* Ratfolk x1
* Bourgeoise x1
* Anschluss Skygge x1

### Notable:

* Kragnakt
* Tonrak
Sun-Wu

## **Basic Info**

Member of the party, The OG Fellowship

Played by, Chris W

Sun Wu is a human Paladin and a follower of the Goddess Iomedae. Once a soldier of the Esteraldan Army, he deserted after traumatic experiences to redeem himself in his Goddess' eyes. Stoic and forgiving, Sun Wu is still a formidable fighter, particularly in the more barbaric art of improvised weapon combat.

## **Background**

Born and raised in Esteralda, Sun Wu joined the army once becoming of age as a way of making himself a living. Unguided and reckless, he fought many battles for the twisted politicians and whirling mess of Esteraldan politics, participating in many atrocities. One such atrocity at a shrine of Iomedae finally drove him away from the army, and he deserted sometime in 2013.

Sun Wu spent a year or two roaming the *Shenmigyu* wilderness between the cities of Esteralda before falling into the retinue of a roaming paladin known as Paladin Kilos. He taught Sun Wu the tenants and the ideals of Iomedae, before disappearing one day, leaving his followers to fend for themselves.

Continuing to roam the wilderness on his own, Sun Wu had an unfortunate meeting with Captain Odrysun where he was attacked and captured to be taken on as a slave on the Heinous Canag.

## **Notable Feats**

* Nearly murdered by Miel Olari in Magyor, burnt down the Madrugal's inn.

## Kill count

### Plebs:

* Innocent x1

* Slaver x1
* Bandit x2
* Guard x3
* Soldier x1
* Bourgeoise x1

### Notable:

* Brother Arque-Zes
* Captain Odrysun
* Golem of Canthor's Arcane and Steelworks
Vampirism in Agnostos

## **Origins**

Vampirism Origins in Agnostos are in Nurlenvyord around 1902, supposedly carried from ships and traders coming from the North. Currently it is largely confined to Nurlenvyord but it much more a condition that the traditional undead fantasy sense, and vampires do die of old age but with a similiar life span to Elves and Half Elves - fitting much more with the low fantasy setting of Agnostos.

By 1970 some 45% of the Nurlenvyord had some vampire blood, with pure vampires making up about 15% of this number the rest being Dhampir. After the Red Tooth Laws this number continued to climb and it is estimated that some 55% of the Nurlenvyord population is Vampire, climbing as high as 70% in Vanthor territory.

## **Known Science behind Vampirism**

### ***"Full Vampire" aka Pure Bloods***

These are the children of 2 infected human "ante-vampires" or 2 other Pure Bloods, and possess 100% Vampire genealogy and traits as well as a lifespan averaging between 200-300 years (natural causes).

***Bitten Humans, Ante-Vampires or Pre-Bloods***

When a full blood bites a human, there is a 10% chance to create an ante vampire, the precursor vampirism in humans. The human continues to harbor human racial traits other than a loss of melanin from the skin and extended lifespan (by some 20ish years). However, the children of this Pre-Blood will be Pure Bloods should they mate with another of Pre-Blood. Obviously should they breed with a Human or a Dhampir another Dhampir would be created. The Pre-Blood cannot breed with the Vampire who they were bitten by. Vampires cultivate these Pre-Bloods carefully to create Pure Blood Vampires in the future.

### ***Dhampir, Half-Bloods (and of varying degrees)***

Dhampir are the result of a vampire or another Dhampir mating with a human or other Dhampir, fundamentally being a dilution of the pure vampire blood. They carry diluted vampiric traits depending on how pure the blood is, with the child of a pure vampire and a Dhampir being closer to a vampire than that of a human and a Dhampir, although all are still considered half blood. (Life span 140-170 Years)

#### **Vampire Bites**

When a full blood bites a human there is maybe a 50% chance that he simply extracts blood and the human is otherwise unchanged - this chance is increased by biting further from the brain. 40% of the remaining chance will enslave the human, basically knocking them into a pseudo-coma for a while which they either wake up from several weeks later or are enslaved (temporarily normally) to the vampire.

Dhampir bites pretty much always result in the first result, but have a very low chance (>5%) of the second trait, usually resulting in a long term and debilitating coma.

#### **Hereditary Body Marks**

Vampires and Dhampir pass on physical body scars and injuries to their children, and whilst they are partially healed they still persist - for example a great scar on the leg might be less pronounced, but it would still be passed on to the child, if only superficially.
Lu-Tze

## Basic Info

Member of the party, The OG Fellowship

Played by, Matt L

Lu-Tze is a half-elf monk of the Inuine Theocracy, part of the Inuine sect of the Inuine sect that believes in internal reflection rather than external projection of beliefs. Raised and living most of his life in Echoloss, he is still adept at fighting with various sticks as well as his fists.

## Notable feats

- Has closely avoided death multiple times;

* Beaten unconscious and bleeding by Tonrak
* Caught the Skygge Warrior's crossbow bolt
* Nearly killed by guards in the Canthor Riots

* Avoided drowning in the Red Mantis attack
* Has a 4" penis, confirmed by canon

## Kill count

### Plebs:

* Innocent x2
* Slaver x1
* Bandit x2
* Monk x1
* Guard x1
* Soldier x2
Unstable

An unstable dungeon means that each time you go up or down a flight of stairs, you'll find yourself in an unknown and unexplored area.  Ascending/descending a floor each time generates a new floor, so you'll have to find the staircases again and deal with any hidden or locked doors.

Bringing rations or having a high Survival  skill is advisable, as this can be a time consuming process.

Unstable dungeons include:

* Ziggurat Downspiral
* Wujung  Sewers
* Slimy Cave
Krondan of Wheldrake

## Basic Info

Member of the party, The OG Fellowship

Was Played by, Peter E

Krondan is a short, weak looking human male. Only just out of University in Werrirund, he is the second youngest of the party and bears several branded marks on his arms to denote his studies at the college, which also glow as a source of his power. He is an Oracle and has taken the Lore Revelation.

## Background

Krondan was raised in North Western Werrirund. From a very young age he resided in the Ctesiphona College of Science. As his parents were patrons of the college, no tuition fees were levied. He attended the school of Orcish studies and wrote a paper entitled "The Descent of Orcs" (international bestseller, ISBN 978780285329)

Graduating aged 21, Krondan received a customary brand signifying his qualification, before going out to celebrate his success. However, this night became too wild and Krondan was captured by Captain Odryssun to be sold as a slave on the Heinous Canag.

## Notable feats

Exploded into a puddle of gore mysteriously.

**#KREXIT**

## Kill Count

### Plebs:

* Innocents x2
* Monk
Kelsier Dockson

## Basic Info

Member of the party, The OG Fellowship

Played by, Alex S

Suspected to be: Ned Pratt

## Notable Feats

* Became the Captain of the Heinous Canag, which he abandoned also letting him become the *de facto* leader of the original party.
* Murdered Titus Poythress owner of a slaving company, Thus escalating the Storm Troopers to infamy in the region.
* Escaped Shaja prison with the extensive help of Krondan
* Sabotaged Arcane and Steelworks in Canthor

## Kill Count

### Pleb:

* Innocent x1
* Slaver x1
* Gaurd x4
* Bandit x3
* Paramilitary x3
* Monk x2
* Soldier x6
* Bear x1
* Ratfolk x1
* Horse x 1

### Notable:

* Titus Poythress - Owner of a slaving business
* Fid Skal - Hob Goblin under Jegurtha's Dungeon
* Hemmjolfur - Formerly of the Peroikoi (horrifically crippled)
* Corin Quintanillia - Trade Official brutally murdered in a bar

## Notes

### Next Sesh:

* Look at documnents
* Investigate bracelet/ give alice an opportunity to inform me so he doesn't die to assassins

### General:

* Firearm training
* Rogue evasion
* Leave party?
* Gun enchant possibilities?
* Misrasmus?
* Solo sesh to get vojar?
* Destroy trade guild

### IN AGES?

* Search tunnels under Jegurtha's dungeon
* LANCURIAN Dossier Cordavon, Canthor, Abenvyord
GM

# What is a GM?

GM stands for God Man, and you are his bitch. The GM says that things are so and they are. You beg for the GM to let you take an action and he graciously permits it. Though the fleshy avatar of the GM changes from game to game, he is always the same railroading power hungry bastard.

## But isn't the GM supposed to make sure everyone has fun?

The GM is present exclusively for his or her own entertainment. Some GMs take a kind of perverted pleasure from seeing the players think their actions matter in the grand railroad, but most simply ignore everything the players say.

## Isn't the GM supposed to enable the characters to grow and become stronger, creating interesting and unusual scenarios that challenge and entertain the players?

No, the GM is solely present to create more and more oblique ways to ensure your characters are murdered by some pathetic plebeians, mainly for the soul destroying GM-gasm when a player realizes their carefully constructed character has been one-shot by a bandit (or a minor force of nature eg wind).
Jason Bourne

*You may have been looking for another page about a certain **Jason**. If you were, you might be able to find the right page here.*

Jason Bourne in the protagonist of a series of fantasy novels written by Robert Ludlum between 1980 and 1990, which were later made into a movie series released between 2002 and 2016, where Bourne was played by Matt Damon. The stories follow Jason Bourne in his quest to look for his missing identity, after he is put in a secret program run by the CIA.

## Jason Bourne Meets Dobby

Worlds collide when Jason Bourne meets Dobby the House Elf.

## Jason Bourne Resurfaces in 2016

Jason Bourne Resurfaces in 2016. Pamela Landy is absorbed in her new projects when, out of the blue, Jason Bourne returns for more epic adventures!
Am I A Fish?

Have you ever felt disoriented while recovering at the hospital?? Well Mr. Warner can RELATE. Watch and let us know if you've ever had his same experience and felt incredibly bonded to fish!

## Transcript

Whitney: Just put him over there by the fish tank. We've got to get back into surgery.
Natalie: Copy that.

Whitney: Alright Mr. Warner, you're going to sit here while the grogginess wears off and we'll come to get you in a little bit. Can you nod if you understand me? And that counts.

Jeremy: What? Where am I? What's going on? Oh my gosh. I died and what reincarnated as a fish?! No! No! No! I had so much to live for! So much potential! I haven't even caught all the Pokémon! I don't even know what kind of fish I am.

Jeremy: I can't see my reflection. What if I'm one of those fish that forgets who they are after 10 seconds?

Jeremy: Okay, I'm not one of those fish. But I still don't know how to be a fish. I guess, just keep swimming?

Jeremy: Oh, breathing is exhausting. I'm so winded. Oh, and hungry. I wonder what fish flakes taste like.

Jeremy: Tastes like Windex. You look delicious. What am I doing? You have one botched surgery and become a fish and suddenly you're a Donner party of one? Unless... I must be a Beta fish. A great predator has awoken. But first, I must find my queen. Hello, my my. What a shiny dorsal fin you have. Why do you flee? I am no monster. What do you all stare at me?! Having a lark, are we? Do you know who I am?! Well, everyone knows the dangers of the Great White. But they neglect the treachery of the Great B. On land it is the Alpha who rules, but in the sea, it is I, the Beta who is king! You scoff now, but you will come to fear me. Every fin shall bow. And when I say float, you will say "How high?" and when I breathe, you will say-

Whitney: Okay mr. Warner, we're ready for you to go now.
Jeremy: You have not seen the last of me! Hide your fingerlings, for I shall return and eat every last one of you! And when I am finished feasting upon your flesh, I shall pick my teeth with your bones!
Mad Hark

Mad Hark is the YouTube channel created by Studio C members Natalie Madsen and Stacey Harkey for fun, non-sketch-related videos that are "too long to post to [their] individual Instagram accounts."

## Hamilton Lip Sync

We were waiting backstage for a Studio C live show to start... then all of a sudden we were lip syncing Non-Stop. Enjoy! :) :)

This sketch was deleted from the Mad Hark channel and re-uploaded on the channel of JK! Studios on the 3rd of July 2020.

We have always been obsessed with Hamilton and in 2016 while waiting backstage before a performance we decided to try our hand at a Lip Sync to Hamilton's Non-stop by Lin-Manuel Miranda. We only did ONE TAKE and we switched EVERY GENDER except for Stacey as Aaron Burr. Filmed by producer of Studio C Neil Hiatt.

## Jelly Bean Challenge

On our trip to California we decided to buy Jelly Belly Beanboozled and play the game. You randomly pick a Jelly bean and pray that it's one of two flavors. One is always HORRIBLE and the other is pleasant.
Connect-A-Sketch: Beauty Tips with Susan Weebers: How to Apply Lipstick & Dungeons and Dragons 3: First Date

These following sketches have a certain connection or reference in them and the challenge is to find it. Some will be easy, some will be hard. See if you can find them!

Level Difficulty: HARD

## Dungeons and Dragons 3: First Date

One of these dungeon masters FINALLY earns the luck of a date with a girl! Join their quest and watch how they valiantly prepare.
Bad Extra (disambiguation)

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**Russell****Star Feraldo**
Is This a Dream

Dreams can feel so real.

## Transcript

Matt: If we wake him, we are dead.

Jason: Is this a dream?
Matt: Yes.
Whitney: Yes.
Jason: It doesn't feel like a dream.
Whitney: Totally a dream.
Jason: I don't think this is...
Matt: I'm wearing a tutu.

Jason: Okay, that is weird.
Whitney: Yeah, and you know what else is weird?
Matt: A live chicken.
Whitney: How are you...
Matt: I have no idea.
Jason: Okay, that is crazy, but...

Matt: Yes, only in a dream could I reach into this bag and pull out... How is this happening?
Whitney: I don't know.
Jason: Do you play?
Matt: No, but maybe..?

Jason: Um, I'm still not convinced.
Matt: What if I were a different person?
Jason: Okay, this has got to be a dream!
Matt: Yes, which is exactly why I can do this!

Whitney: Matt! Make my hair come back!
Matt: I'm so sorry, I'm sure we can just put it back... no, it's a lighthouse.
Whitney: Ah!

## Trivia

* This sketch was uploaded one day after the episode aired on BYUtv.
* This is the fourth sketch in a row of which the director and editor are unknown, after Welcome Back Song, Insane Drivers Ed Teacher Scares Students and Downton Drama.
* This is the first sketch since Jealous to be recorded off-set.
Dave Vance

Dave Vance is a writer and host of the political show Spellchek. For the last couple of years, Dave has been writing advertisements for companies, examples being *VidAngel*, where he worked with Matt Meese, and *SquattyPotty*. According to him, comedy makes messages interesting, safe and better for connecting. He has made a TEDx talk about comedy, thus being the second member of Studio C to have done a TEDxtalk, after James Perry.

His videos (including commercials) have been viewed over half a billion times.

The sketches he has written for Studio C include International Relations, Hunger Games Parodies and You Deserve a Better You. He has been a writer for Studio C since Season 2.
How to Be a Famous Reality Star

Just when you think your YouTube channel and Instagram page aren't bringing you the immediate fame you SO deserve, YOU'RE IN LUCK! This may sound unconventional, but the NSA has got your back! (...and front. ...and everything else...)

## Transcript

**Announcer**: Uh-oh. Is this familiar? You want to be a reality star, but just can't build an online following? How can you become the next Kardashian when no one's subscribing to your vlog? If only there was a way to jumpstart your reality show career. Introducing "Look at You", a reality show that comes right into your home and is all about you (sponsored by the NSA). "Look at You" sets up cameras throughout your house, so you can share your everyday life with a very eager audience. And unlike Youtube vlogs, with "Look at You", there's always someone watching.
Natalie: My friends and family are never interested in my work, but my fans can't stop asking me about it.
Mallory: Now everywhere I go, I get mobbed by admirers. It's great. Look, there's one now.
Jeremy: I'm an ethnic and religious minority, and they seem really interested in that.
**Announcer**: Your fans are dying to know: Who are you dating? Where did you get that cute dress? Do you identify with anti-American sentiment? So join the show that has critics saying: "People should hear about this", and "This is what I've been waiting for". So what are you waiting for? Start "Look at You" today by signing this waiver... or don't sign it. We're doing this thing. "Look at You": The reality show that's already a reality.
Doctor Who Videos

Doctor Who is a British science-fiction television program, that has been broadcast since 1963. The story follows a Time Lord called "The Doctor" in his adventures across space and time. One of the most defining images about the show is the blue police box, with which he travels the universe, together with his (human) companion. Whenever the Doctor "dies", he is able to regenerate, with a new actor assuming the identity of the Doctor. In the over 50 years of the show, there have been fourteen Doctors, including the William Hartnell (1963-1966), Sylvester McCoy (who also appeared as Radagast the Brown in Lord of the Rings, 1987-1989), David Tennant (2005-2010), Peter Capaldi (2013-2017) and Jodie Whittaker (2017-current).

In the sketches of Studio C, the focus lies on the Tenth Doctor, with Matt Meese taking the role of David Tennant. He has portrayed the character in three sketches.

## Doctor Who (Tenth Doctor Deleted Scene)

Doctor Who Tenth Doctor deleted scene with David Tennant released to the public at long last!

## Studio C Season 50

Season 6 of Studio C is here! We're so excited we're giving you a sneak peak at the next 44 seasons of Studio C.

## Time Travel Heroes Stop Hitler

Doc Brown, Bill & Ted, and Doctor Who attempt to take out Adolf Hitler and prevent World War II.
A Lonely Crosswalk

We've all been stuck at a crosswalk in a hurry, but we GUARANTEE this ^^ has never happened to you! Watch as Matt questions reality and struggles to get on his way! What would you do?! Comment below!

## Transcript

James: Walk sign is on to cross State Street. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait! How's it going?
Matt: That was weird.
James: Wait! You having a good day?
Matt: What is going on? Is this crosswalk supposed to do that?
James: Uh-huh!
Matt: Okay, I'm just going to cross the street now.
James: You can't! The red hand just went up!
Matt: Ugh, you distracted me! Why couldn't I go when the "walk" sign was up?
James: Wait. Wait.
Matt: Seriously?
James: Wait. Wai- wai- wa- wa- w- w- Don't do that! It tickles!
Matt: Let me cross or I won't stop tickling you, crosswalk button!
Adam: You're crazy. Come on, Fluffy.

Matt: I'm crazy? It's that stupid machine!
James: Apologize!
Matt: I'm not apologizing to a button.
James: Don't leave me!
Matt: The walk sign is up, I'm going!
James: No, it's not. It's red.
Matt: What?
James: Red with love.
Matt: Love?
James: I'm lonely!
Matt: You're a crosswalk!
James: A lonely crosswalk.
Matt: Am I on camera? What is this?
James: True love.
Matt: You don't have the capacity to love.
James: That's uncalled for!
Matt: I'm sorry. You're obviously some kind of artificial intelligence gone wrong, alright? I just want to cross the street.
James: Kiss me!
Matt: Gross!
James: Just as friends?
Matt: Can you change the walk sign, please?
James: Fine! Just go! I'll just sit here and watch all the beautiful people go by and never experience love.
Matt: Fine.
James: Die!
Matt: Great.

James: Ah! How you doing?
Bloopers

Studio C has released some of the bloopers that have occurred during the filming of some sketches. Despite endless rehearsals and readthroughs of the individual sketches, there were still recordings where some of the cast still weren't able to hold their grounds.

## Season 5

While we love making you laugh, we're not always perfect. In fact, we mess up quite a bit. We put together this Season 5 blooper reel so you can laugh at all of our mistakes. Enjoy!

## Season 6

Watch our blooper reel from Season 6! Sometimes, we make mistakes when filming our comedy sketches. And when we do... we want the whole world to see it on YouTube. Enjoy!

## Season 17

Happy New Year! Here's to a year full of sketches, bloopers, and managing to get Jason to break so many times! Enjoy these bloopers from this eventful season.
Jason (disambiguation)

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Jason Bourne (character)Jason Gray (cast member)Jason Haase (crew member)Jason Hammel (guest star)
You may have been looking for one of the following pages, if you were looking for something similar to **Jason**:

Jon Monahan (guest star)Jon Schmidt (guest star)
Brandon Christensen

Brandon Christensen is a veteran in the movie industry, having started on the television short *Voices from the Dead Sea Scrolls* in 1998. Other projects he has worked on include *Touched by an Angel*, *Napoleon Dynamite* (as camera assistant) and *Random Acts* (as camera assistant and director), in which he has also appeared on camera in several episodes.

He has been a cinematographer of Studio C since Season 4 and a camera operator since Season 6. He has also been credited as sketch director from Season 7 onwards.
International Relations

* United States
* Great Britain

## United States

United States wears a jean jacket, a red, white, and blue shirt with stars and stripes, jeans and boots. Her personality is determined by an American stereotype, made by Americans. She's patriotic, usually thinks of other countries as boring, but she thinks that other countries are always in need of her help.

## Great Britain

Great Britain wears a shirt with an Union Jack on it, and he has bad teeth. His personality is also determined by a British stereotype, made by Americans. According to the sketches, Great Britain is still scarred by the Declaration of Independence, and still (desperately) tries to reclaim the United States to be a part of the British Empire. Britain always comes in saying "Oh hi USA!".

## International Relations

International relations get a little tense when America meets Britain at the super market.

## Republicans vs. Democrats

U.S.A. is in a custody battle between the republicans and democrats.
Arthur Van Wagenen

Arthur Van Wagenen earned a bachelor's degree in German from Brigham Young University, after which he earned a degree from the College of Law. He started his career at New Line Cinema, which published movies such as *Lord of the Rings* and *The Notebook*. Although he started out in the legal affairs department, he was able to practice in entertainment in Salt Lake City, after which he took on a role as producer at BYU Broadcasting and MirrorLake Films. He currently works as the head of distribution for Excel Entertainment.

He worked as a producer for Studio C in Season 1.
Agnostos

## **Overview**

Agnostos is a Role-Playing Campaign run in a Low Fantasy World, on the Continent known as Agnostos. It uses the Pathfinder rule system, albeit with some racial tweaks and limitations to fit the background of the world.

## Setting

**Agnostos** - The central continent in the world where the campaign is set

**Other Realms** - The lands to the North, East and South of Agnostos and the peoples of them.

## **Parties**

### The OG fellowship

**Alex W:** GM

**Peter E**: **Angstrom** (Current)

**Alex S**: **Kelsier Dockson** (Current)

**Alice R**: **Ero** (Current)

**Matt L**: **Lu-Tze** (Current)

**Chris W**: **Sun-Wu** (Current)

### Ex-Characters

**Krondan of Wheldrake -** Died 7th February 2016

**Lu-Tze -** Died 27th April 2016

**Lagertha -** Died 20th May 2016

Current Session : 21

Kill Count: 61
Bane

## Background

Bane was a recurring character on Studio C, appearing in several sketches in Season 1 He was portrayed by Jason Gray. He first appeared as an uninvited guest at Batman's birthday party. At first, the hosts (Matt, James) fear him, but soon they get used to him and eventually he becomes the life of the party. He is later seen with Darth Vader, Voldemort, and Mahatma Gandhi being interrogated to see who committed a crime.

The character Bane is based on the character from the movie **The Dark Knight Rises** with the same name, in which he was played by Tom Hardy. In this movie, Bane is the antagonist of the movie, opposing Batman, an inspiration for another recurring character of Studio C. He is best recognized by his bald head and his mask.

## Supervillain Interrogation

It's a nasty room with these villains in there, but they're about to get grilled on what evil plans they're up to.
Guest Stars

These are some of the guest stars Studio C has worked with in their sketches. Click on their photos to go to their pages.

Lexi WalkerThe Piano GuysBrooklyn and BaileyPeter HollensShayCarlShondurasKaskadeWhat's InsideMatthiasStuart EdgeRogue WaveDavid BazanMates of StateShawn BradleyBryson BrunsonShayli DurstelerStan EllsworthSteve YoungBrittni MinerLauren MeeseKenny BaldwinMcKay JacobsenAlena HelzerKayla YentesSarah ThompsonElizabeth FunkAdam HeimbignerGardiner SistersLucky Blue SmithMark RoberViviane QuintelaMatt HopperHolly HomerJared MechamMelea JohnsonDevin Graham
Ann Withers

Ann is a librarian who is known to use books to finish her sentences. Ann is also very flirtatious, flirting with several cast members in the sketches she has appeared in. She loves fried green tomatoes and her favorite animal is a dove. Her favorite Studio C sketch is **Super Sibling**, and she loves the book *Diary of a Young Girl*. She is seen at a young age in the episode **Career Placement Test**.

Ann appears with brown hair usually tied back, purple reading glasses, floral printed shirts, and green jeans. She also walks a certain way with her lower abdomen forwards and her upper abdomen and head behind.

## Library Fine Crime

Just when you thought it was FINE to return a library book late.... don't underestimate the seriousness of a FINE!

## Studio C Season 50

Season 6 of Studio C is here! We're so excited we're giving you a sneak peek at the next 44 seasons of Studio C.

## Ann's Book Club

There's a book for every occasion. Or in Ann's case, every sentence.
FanFiction: Ridiculous

**RIDICULOUS**

*by doctortrekkie*

'I hear Mallory's voice before I see her, and I feel a grin spread across my face as she emerges from the hallway. "Oh, hey Matt, you did make it," she says, throwing me a dazzling smile. I don't know how she does it, but one of those smiles never fails to light up the entire room. Is it any wonder I fall a little bit more in love with her every time I see one?'

How long has Matt been in love with Mallory? 'Approximately forever,' according to just about everyone. But he's willing to love her from afar, certain she'll never feel the same... until one fateful night at a Christmas party changes everything. As the "Mattory" craze begins to move from the realm of fantasy to reality, one thing's for sure-at Studio C, things are bound to get ridiculous.

**Table of Contents**

1. Twas the Night That Changed Everything

2. Would We Call It a Date?

*Read it all here.*
Couchville

Couchville is a recurring sketch series from Season 5 and Season 6, in which Tom, played by Matt Meese, discovers a complete empire inside of his furniture. The kingdom of Couchville of King Warrick, played by Jason Gray, and Queen Iona, played by Whitney (Call) Meek, are involved in a lifelong feud with the Ottoman Empire in a complicated war of alliances, and with Tom's help, they try to take back the kingdom that was lost to them. There have been three sketches of Couchville, with the first instalment appearing in Season 5 Episode 1.

## Couchville

Couchville comes to life in Matt's living room.

## Couchville: The Ottoman Empire Strikes Back

The civilization living in Matt's couch will soon be at war with the people living in Matt's ottoman.

## Couchville: Return of the King (and Queen)

The Ottoman Empire's reign of terror is challenged in this third installment of Couchville!