Ass Pancakes

"*I am Ass Pancakes. I'm gonna BONK! you.*"

**Ass Pancakes** is a BLU Scout TF2 Freak created by YouTube user TheInvertedShadow.

His theme is *Banjo-Tooie - Witchyworld (Inferno) Theme* and his attack theme is *Banjo-Tooie - Mr. Patch*.

## Appearance

Ass Pancakes appears as a BLU Scout with a custom skin; his outfit is a darker shade of blue, with camo pants and a bag, darkened bandages on his hands, whitened teeth and muscles showing on his arms. Unlike most Scouts, he does not have the headset on.

## Personality and Behavior

Ass Pancakes' demeanor is reminiscent to that of Painis Cupcake in many aspects. He lives inside of a can of Bonk! Atomic Punch, revealing himself to anyone who stumbles into it. He then proceeds to utter his catchphrase while smiling at the person, with his following action depending of how the target reacts to his threat.

If the target intimidates him, Ass Pancakes takes out the Warhammer of Zillyhoo, emits a loud scream, and starts bonking them at an incredibly fast rate until they are dead. However, if they show any amount of friendliness toward Ass Pancakes, he may consider not killing them, and may even befriend them instead.

## Powers and Abilities

As mentioned above, Ass Pancakes' main weapon of choice is the Warhammer of Zillyhoo, which he can use to smash enemies into paste at an incredibly rapid rate. As shown by the damage and speed of his blows, he is significantly stronger than the average Scout.

Ass Pancakes is known to Über himself when he drinks a Bonk! Atomic Punch. Ass Pancakes' Self-Übercharge is different than most other self-Übercharges used by freaks; rather than giving him increased strength and durability, Ass Pancakes' Übercharge seems to work like a normal Übercharge does, making him temporarily invincible. It has been shown to save his life on numerous occasions, such as protecting him from Painis Vagicake's Overload explosion, which would have certainly killed him otherwise.

## Faults and Weaknesses

While he is a formidable opponent when stirred, Ass Pancakes possesses some weaknesses that can be exploited:

* Without the aid of his Bonk! Atomic Punch, Ass Pancakes has a weak defense. Without it, he is not able to defend himself for long when his opponent is landing a lot of powerful blows on him.
* He can be considered overconfident because his powers bear a close resemblance to Painis Cupcake, a legend among TF2 Freaks. However, Ass Pancakes is not nearly as powerful. Thus he might end up challenging other, considerably more powerful TF2 Freaks because he thinks he will be able to take on them.

## Trivia

* His naming followed a humorous trend of giving characters a first name of a certain body part and a surname of a type of food, following suit of Painis Cupcake. Other notable examples are Dic Soupcan and Dick Sandvich.
* Conceptually, Ass Pancakes is a fusion of SoupCock Porkpie and Painis Cupcake.
* The Warhammer of Zillyhoo wielded by Ass Pancakes originates from *MS Paint Adventures*.
* Ass Pancakes appears in the TF2 fan-made gamemode Freak Fortress 2 as a boss. In this gamemode, he is redesigned to resemble a jester.

## Notable Videos

### By the Creator of the Freak

* Ass Pancakes bonks someone
* A Trio of Freaks - Part 1
* A Trio of Freaks - Part 3
* A Trio of Freaks - Part 5
* A Trio of Freaks - Part 7
* A Trio of Freaks - Part 9 (Conclusion)
* The Ballad of Scoutit - Round 1
* The Ballad of Scoutit - Round 3
* The second coming of Ass Pancakes
* The Ballad of Scoutit - Round 5
* The Ballad of Scoutit - Part 7
* The Tournament- Part 6
* Paper and Ink- Chapter 1: Build Our Machine (Cameo)
* Pancakes Island
* Paper and Ink- Chapter 2: Gospel of Dismay

#### *Siege of the Freaks*

* Siege of the Freaks- Part 5 (Cameo)
* Siege of the Freaks- Part 6

### By the Community

* A Party of Freaks- part 1
* Today's the day I repair my Microwave!
* Welp, she's finally made it to youtube, i'd better start running (Better Audio)
* The Ballad of Scoutit - Round 2
* The Ballad of Scoutit - Round 4
* Piss Cakehole gets a pet bunny
* The Rebirth of Ass Pancakes
* derogatory\_team\_banter\_other\_teams\_with\_pootis\_filled\_remarks.169pd
* Gmod Monsters Poop a Game of Hide and Seek
* Ass Pancakes meets Derpy sonic
* I dream of Soupcans and Pancakes
* Ass Pancakes vs Bonk Pancakes
* Assbox and the box dispenser (Gmod)
* Sunny days at cp\_sunshine
* Freaks Fighting (Cameo)
* Piss Cakehole VS. Christian Brutal Sniper (Cameo)
* Bonk heavy VS Ass pancake [SFM IN GMOD STYLE

#### *Mecha Madness*

* The Master Plan
* The Freak Conflict begins