Episode 4: A Thing About Rats (Teenage Mutant Ninja Mobians Version)

The total number of lines from each character from "S1E04: A Thing About Rats (Teenage Mutant Ninja Mobians Version)."

## Sonic the Hedgehog

1. You said it, Shadow.
2. Stay with Cloud and Aerith until they wake up, guys.
3. And those creeps are the key to returning Masters Cloud and Aerith into their human forms and returning Yuffie back to them.
4. Silver might be right.
5. Knuckles!
6. Hang on, Masters Cloud and Aerith!
7. Well!
8. Until you learn to behave yourselves and cooperate with us, you are not getting a new flamethrower and you’re not getting your trident back. *Capisce*?
9. We must find this Jack Lambert first, and through him....
10. You and Master Aerith better come with us, Master Cloud.
11. And like I said before, you’re coming to help us, whether you like it or not.
12. And like Tails said, his name is Jack Lambert.
13. He’s our only key to tracking down the Jotundrome.
14. We promise, Twilight Sparkle.
15. Pizza?!
16. Got any hot dogs?
17. I do. A chili dog pizza. And besides, chili dogs are my favorite food other than pizza, tiramisu, and s’mores.
18. Thanks!
19. Hey!
20. You’re one of us now.
21. Do you have any more of these Mousers?
22. Our friends!
23. Yeah.
24. That’s one heck of a family reunion.
25. Where are you?!
26. What?

**Total: 26**

## Miles "Tails" Prower

1. They’ll pay, alright, by turning Cloud and Aerith back into human beings *and* give Yuffie back to them.
2. We’ve got to keep searching, Knuckles.
3. Knuckles!
4. Get off of my bo stick!
5. Well!
6. Trademark; “Jack Lambert Inventions.”
7. Yeah. All we’ve got on him is a name.
8. Looking for a guy named Jack Lambert, through the sewers, and no, because Christopher’s group snuck us in.
9. We promise, Twilight Sparkle.
10. Pizza?!
11. What’re you doing, Dingodile?
12. I can help you make a flamethrower.
13. Told you that you needed gas.
14. Hey, Twilight Sparkle!
15. Thanks!
16. Hey!
17. You said it.
18. It’s a syndrome where a captive warms up to his or her captor.
19. Exactly.
20. Time to take out the garbage!
21. Beam generators, frequency tracers....
22. Our friends!
23. Fore! I don’t like the sound of that one bit.
24. Yeah.
25. I’ll explain along the way. Come on!
26. There’s the mansion, just like Jack said.
27. With the equipment in the van, I can make this thing powerful enough to control all of the Mousers.
28. I just hope Charmy’s group managed to shut down the master control.
29. All right! Let’s give these little creeps some new marching orders.
30. Huh. Guess they must’ve hit a gas main.
31. The van we have is full of all sorts of surveillance gear, if we could rig it up somehow.
32. What?

**Total: 32**

## Knuckles the Echidna

1. Why, I’d like to douse them with that Mutagen and turn them into mutant hamsters.
2. Come on. Let’s find that Jotundrome.
3. We haven’t seen a trace of the Jotundrome all day.
4. You call this the upper hand?
5. Alright. Whatever.
6. I hope this leads someplace interesting. Nope. I thought not.
7. What?
8. This is not my idea of a good time.
9. Somebody toss me a rope or fly down to me! They aren’t paying me enough to take this kind of abuse.
10. Well!
11. Where do you think, Charmy?
12. Probably an idiot inventor with an ego problem?
13. Oh, great! The guys we haven’t seen a sign of all day!
14. Zip it, big nose!
15. Any special order you want those questions answered in?
16. We promise, Twilight Sparkle.
17. Pizza?!
18. Thanks!
19. Hey!
20. And you’re no match for Knuckles the Echidna and Dingodile!
21. Are you guys thinking what me, Big, and Froggy’re thinking?
22. So what?
23. Our friends!
24. Well, what are we hanging around here for?
25. Yeah.
26. So, what do we do now?
27. Let’s do it!
28. Drop us a line if anything interesting happens.
29. Where’s the fun in that? On second thought, you can count on us.
30. Another 1,000 mouths to feed.
31. Charmy’s group, hurry.
32. But that’s too optimistic.
33. My sentiments exactly.
34. Well, guess what? The Jotundrome’s long gone.
35. What?
36. A talking tiki mask along with a Shadow the Hedgehog double, a jackal, a blue-skinned man, a green alien, a bowling ball-shaped bat, and two human scientists? Really?
37. Charmy, I do believe you’ve finally had one pizza, one tiramisu, and one s’more too many.
38. Really?
39. Oh. On second thought, I take back what I said about pizzas, s’mores, and tiramisu.

**Total: 39**

## Amy Rose

1. And then you can go home.
2. Knuckles!
3. Well!
4. Not necessarily.
5. We promise, Twilight Sparkle.
6. Pizza?!
7. Thanks!
8. Hey!
9. Our friends!
10. Yeah.
11. What?

**Total: 11**

## Cosmo the Seedrian

1. Knuckles!
2. Well!
3. Jack Lambert?
4. We promise, Twilight Sparkle.
5. Pizza?!
6. Thanks!
7. Hey!
8. Our friends!
9. Yeah.
10. Dingodile?!
11. What?

**Total: 11**

## Tikal

1. Knuckles! Hang in there!
2. Well!
3. We promise, Twilight Sparkle.
4. Pizza?!
5. Thanks!
6. Hey!
7. Our friends!
8. Yeah.
9. What?

**Total: 9**

## Shadow the Hedgehog

1. Loki’s group must pay for this.
2. At this point, anything is worth a try.
3. Knuckles!
4. Well!
5. Our side, that’s what.
6. My sentiments exactly.
7. Thank you. And we think he’s working for Loki’s group, according to Yuffie.
8. We promise, Twilight Sparkle.
9. Pizza?!
10. Thanks!
11. Hey!
12. You can stay with us.
13. We have to find Jack Lambert.
14. And where is Loki’s group now?
15. Our friends!
16. Yeah.
17. Yes, but what about Charmy’s group?
18. Indeed.
19. What?

**Total: 19**

## Rouge the Bat

1. Knuckles!
2. Well!
3. We promise, Twilight Sparkle.
4. Pizza?!
5. Thanks!
6. Hey!
7. Green Street’s all the way downtown.
8. Our friends!
9. Yeah.
10. We need some way to track them.
11. What?

**Total: 11**

## E-123 Omega

1. Knuckles!
2. Well!
3. Negative. You’re both on a restraining order.
4. I don’t know who this Jack Lambert is, but I can practically smell Loki’s group behind all of this.
5. And if you cooperate, we’ll spare and let you go free.
6. Roger, Twilight Sparkle.
7. We promise, Twilight Sparkle.
8. Pizza?!
9. Thanks!
10. And here’s your trident.
11. A deal’s a deal.
12. Hey! On second thought....
13. Our friends!
14. Yeah.
15. What?

**Total: 15**

## Silver the Hedgehog

1. We still have the upper hand.
2. All I’m saying is that we’ve got Loki’s group on the run.
3. Let’s check up there.
4. Knuckles!
5. That was close.
6. Well!
7. Try as you might, but they won’t break.
8. Even mine and Omega’s scanners don’t know.
9. Are you sure?
10. Nope. Nice try, but no cigar. I’m not stupid. And neither are my friends.
11. Because I can read minds! Seriously. I read your minds. That’s why I said “No” on your “Unchain us” scheme.
12. Does that clear things up?
13. We promise, Twilight Sparkle.
14. Pizza?!
15. Actually, you’re planning on making it a flamethrower to help us cook, right?
16. Thanks! Kiss these chains goodbye.
17. We’re Mobians of our word.
18. Hey!
19. And from what I sensed in you, Tiny and Dingodile, that you both developed Stockholm Syndrome towards us.
20. I hope he hasn’t had time to build any more of those little machines.
21. Uh, guys, has it occurred to you just how easily those Mousers found Cloud and Aerith?
22. So, if there are hundreds of them now....
23. Our friends!
24. Yeah.
25. But according to my senses, it won’t do any good unless we shut down the master control in that old dump.
26. That Loki’s group's getting to be a real pain in the tail.
27. What?
28. They’re right, Knuckles.
29. Yep. They really did encounter those creatures they described.

**Total: 29**

## Blaze the Cat

1. Silver’s got a point, Knuckles.
2. Knuckles!
3. Well!
4. Silver has a point.
5. We promise, Twilight Sparkle.
6. Pizza?!
7. Thanks!
8. Hey!
9. Our friends!
10. Yeah.
11. What?

**Total: 11**

## Cream the Rabbit

1. Knuckles!
2. Score!
3. Well!
4. We promise, Twilight Sparkle.
5. Pizza?!
6. Mr. Tiny and Mr. Dingodile helped us cook these pizzas.
7. Thanks!
8. Hey!
9. How are we gonna get there on time?
10. Our friends!
11. Yeah.
12. Mr. Tiny?!
13. What?

**Total: 13**

## Espio the Chameleon

1. Knuckles!
2. Well!
3. I hope he’s easier to scope out than the Jotundrome is.
4. We promise, Twilight Sparkle.
5. Pizza?!
6. Eating 101; Never immediately eat a hot pizza after it cooks. Wait for it to cool.
7. Thanks!
8. Hey!
9. Stick to business.
10. Our friends!
11. Yeah.
12. Somebody’s gonna have to get in there and put it out of commission.
13. Remind me to give those four a stern talking to.
14. Hopefully.
15. What?

**Total: 15**

## Charmy Bee

1. How’re they doing?
2. Man, we are lostola.
3. It’s down.
4. Uh, Knuckles?
5. Duck!
6. I don’t get it. We’ve toured this whole burg, and no Jotundrome.
7. Knuckles!
8. Rock and roll!
9. Well!
10. All right, talk. Where’d these metal maniacs come from?
11. Like Espio said.
12. Yeah. We don’t want any of those big mouths putting the bite on you again.
13. We’re looking for that guy who built this.
14. We promise, Twilight Sparkle.
15. Pizza?! I’d like pizza!
16. Hot, hot, hot!
17. Thanks!
18. Hey!
19. It was nice of Yuffie, Cloud, and Aerith to stay with Christopher and Elise’s groups at the apartment and look out for Mouser activity while we head out.
20. Stockholm Syndrome? What’s that?
21. Oh! Kind of like the fairy tale “Beauty and the Beast.”
22. You’re no match for Charmy Bee and Tiny Tiger!
23. You want to clue us in on what this is?
24. Yeah.
25. Heh. I can’t! Cowabunga!
26. Our friends!
27. He inspired me to do this.
28. Yeah.
29. Hang on! One Mobian has a better chance than 19.
30. Yeah.
31. Yeah! Now to find the master control.
32. Don’t quit. We’ll find a way out of this.
33. Huh?
34. Well, I’ve heard of voodoo masks, but you take the cake. And you oddly look like Shadow, but with a sickly darker shade.
35. Wait a minute.
36. Ah, a bunch of villains with laser guns.
37. Or a Mobian! Missed us by a mile!
38. Come on, laser losers!
39. Will you take an I.O.U.?
40. I just love hide-n’-seek, don’t you?
41. You know what me and my group saw in that old house?
42. We saw this humongous flying tiki mask.
43. And they had magic and can talk.
44. Yeah! It’s weird, huh?

**Total: 44**

## Vector the Crocodile

1. This stinks.
2. Knuckles!
3. All right. Who’s gonna clean up this mess?
4. Well!
5. But what kind of idiot inventor puts his name on a death machine like these robots?
6. Could we interest you in a subscription to “Mobian’s Home Companion?”
7. We promise, Twilight Sparkle.
8. Pizza?!
9. Thanks!
10. Hey!
11. Heh! What a sucker. Okay, bub, let’s chat.
12. But *you’d* better tell us. Or Dingodile and I are gonna get.... Sarcastic.
13. See? Nothing beats cunning wit.
14. Gee, Charmy. none of us knew you could drive.
15. So what?
16. Our friends! Nice turn, Batman.
17. Yeah.
18. Well, have fun with Tiny, Dingodile, and Yuffie.
19. Oh, swell.
20. If we survive this.
21. If anything’s happened to that little twerp and those other three, I’ll...! Oh, no! Charmy, guys!
22. What?

**Total: 22**

## Big the Cat

1. Silver, the Jotundrome isn’t up.
2. Knuckles!
3. Well!
4. We promise, Twilight Sparkle.
5. Pizza?!
6. Thanks!
7. Hey!
8. You know, we could really use some of this junk.
9. Our friends!
10. Yeah.
11. I’d say this was hopeless.
12. What?

**Total: 12**

## Max the Wolf

1. Knuckles!
2. Well!
3. We promise, Twilight Sparkle.
4. Pizza?!
5. Thanks!
6. Hey!
7. Our friends!
8. Hurry!
9. Yeah.
10. That’s the end of the Mousers.
11. What?

**Total: 11**

## Kayla the Wolf

1. Knuckles!
2. Well!
3. We promise, Twilight Sparkle.
4. Pizza?!
5. Thanks!
6. Hey!
7. Our friends!
8. The ropes!
9. Yeah.
10. Indeed.
11. What?

**Total: 11**

## Cloud Strife

1. A little better.
2. Thank you for watching us in our sleep.
3. I hope we haven’t interfered too much with your life, guys.
4. Bye.
5. So, Loki’s group, you’re reduced to sending machines and mutants after me and Aerith!
6. Release my wife!
7. Now who’s gonna be ratatouille? Yuffie....
8. I feel we need Christopher’s group to help us out.
9. I suggest we pick up Christopher’s group first and then pay Elise’s group a visit at their apartment.
10. And Tiny and Dingodile are forced into cooperating with us.
11. Thank you.
12. No, no. That song before.
13. Guys, would it be best if Yuffie, Aerith, and I have a little talk, alone?
14. Yuffie, that song you were whistling.... That was a lullaby your mother sang to you when you were a baby.
15. It is time Aerith and I told you the truth.
16. Yes.
17. Indeed.
18. You are looking at them now.
19. Yes.
20. And the day when Sephiroth abducted you upon our banishment 14 years ago, we thought that we would never see you again.
21. Yuffie....
22. How long did you hear this?
23. What’s the matter, guys?
24. I fear we’re about to join our ancestors, guys!
25. Yeah.
26. Yuffie?!
27. Say something!
28. Bad joke, Charmy.
29. What?

**Total: 29**

## Aerith Gainsborough

1. Loki’s group gave us quite a going-over.
2. So, you can go home afterwards. Got it.
3. Bye.
4. Unhand me!
5. Yuffie....
6. And then get Elise’s group’s skills as reporters for this.
7. Before you say that, Yuffie’s on our side now.
8. Thank you.
9. It is more than just a random tune she knew.
10. About Squall and Rinoa.
11. Yes.
12. Yes. It is us.
13. Your father and I loved you so much.
14. And to be reunited like this, it was a dream come true.
15. **Home is where the heart is, Wherever you may be, There’ll always be a home for you, Here inside of me, Home is where the heart is, And whatever we may do, There’ll always be a part of me, Here inside of you, Four walls may surround you, And protect you from a storm, But my two arms around you, Will keep you safe and warm, Remember where my heart is, And you’ll always have a home**
16. **Remember where my heart is, And you’ll always have a home**
17. We must arm ourselves.
18. Yeah.
19. Yuffie?!
20. Say something!
21. You had us worried sick.
22. What?

**Total: 22**

## Loki

1. Now to find a new source of technical equipment.
2. Just a bunch of people who want to produce your Mousers on a vast scale.
3. We do, Jack.
4. In a few hours, Jack Lambert, your Mousers will rule the city.
5. Guys, activate the machinery.
6. Our problem is more urgent.
7. Seek out Squall Leonhart and Rinoa Heartilly. Bring Rinoa to us, alive and unharmed, but destroy Squall!
8. “Nonfunctional?”
9. Very well. Go home.
10. Now, our children, seek out Squall Leonhart, Rinoa Heartilly, the Mobians, and any of their allies that accompany them. Destroy them all. But if you find Yuffie, Tiny, and Dingodile, bring them *and* Rinoa alive and unharmed. Ah, it feels so good to be so bad.
11. Take them away.
12. No!
13. No!
14. Cortex!

**Total: 14**

## Sephiroth

1. Right.
2. Including our problem with a rat named Cloud Strife.
3. I’m just taking her to be my wife instead of his.
4. Exactly.
5. We do, Jack.
6. With this, you can start work on a master control for the Mousers.
7. I told you to stop whistling that tune, Yuffie.
8. No more whistling that song. Understand?
9. Squall Leonhart, Rinoa Heartilly, and their accursed Mobians will ruin us if they’re not....
10. We must have the honor of destroying them, except Rinoa.
11. No! I can’t wait for us to try them out.
12. Yuffie? How many times do I have to tell you? At ease. Anyway, my group and I need you to go with these twelve Mousers.
13. Because you need to avenge your parents. Think about them.
14. Now, which two mutants will you bring with?
15. Relax. Do not fail us.
16. “Nonfunctional?”
17. But they’ll never be able to beat 12,00!
18. Go home.
19. And if you find Yuffie, Tiny, and Dingodile, bring them back here.
20. And it came to no surprise that you had to turn Yuffie, Tiny, and Dingodile against us.
21. I’d watch my tongue if I were you.
22. And of course, Yuffie.
23. Farewell, accursed Squall Leonhart.
24. No!
25. No!
26. Cortex!

**Total: 26**

## Myotismon

1. Right.
2. The short-sighted fool doesn’t know what he’s missing in action.
3. We do, Jack.
4. Not a single rodent will survive them.
5. This is our fight!
6. We should wait until the first batch is done, but....
7. You know what, Sephiroth, you’re right.
8. Silence, idiots!
9. “Nonfunctional?”
10. No matter. They may be able to handle twelve Mousers and those three.
11. Go home. He knows too much.
12. Indeed.

**Total: 12**

## Malomyotismon

1. No!
2. No!
3. Cortex!
4. Oh, no. Come on!

**Total: 4**

## Hunter J

1. Right.
2. We do, Jack. In fact, it’s enormous.
3. What is it this time?
4. In line, stand straight, and be quiet!
5. “Nonfunctional?”
6. Go home.
7. Put him out of the way.
8. No!
9. No!
10. Cortex!

**Total: 10**

## Vanitas

1. Right.
2. What about Aerith Gainsborough?
3. Oh, I get it. After you take her as your wife, you’ll change her back into Rinoa Heartilly.
4. What do you think of that?
5. We do, Jack.
6. This “Dump” is actually one of them.
7. Let’s just say it’s no good.
8. Well, tough. It’s getting annoying hearing you whistling that.
9. So, tough!
10. Excellent.
11. They will succeed where you mutants failed us.
12. But take two mutant volunteers with.
13. Really. Now pick which mutants to bring, okay?
14. And if any of you three slack off, contact us.
15. “Nonfunctional?”
16. Those Mobians!
17. I get it....
18. Go home.
19. And take the Mobian-Seeking Cycle.
20. You said it.
21. Not so fast, Mobian Bee Boy.
22. And such a pity we lost you two, the muscle and fire power of the Gauntlet Clan.
23. And don’t worry. Sephiroth will take care of Rinoa.
24. You impudent idiots! Hold still!
25. No!
26. No!
27. Cortex!

**Total: 27**

## Dr. Eggman

1. Right.
2. We do, Jack.
3. It will take massive amounts of computer power to run them all.
4. An exact reproduction.
5. “Nonfunctional?”
6. Go home.
7. So, they’re all here.
8. No!
9. No!
10. Cortex!
11. You’ll pay for that!

**Total: 11**

## Dr. Neo Cortex

1. Right.
2. We do, Jack.
3. By dawn, we will have constructed hundreds of these robots.
4. Perfect down to the last detail.
5. “Nonfunctional?”
6. Don’t you wish to see the fruits of your labor?
7. Go home.
8. Time to give our Mousers new orders.
9. You bet I will!
10. Now?
11. Okay!
12. Oops.

**Total: 12**

## Uka-Uka

1. Loki, guys, my group and I want to talk to you.
2. You should know better!
3. SILENCE!!
4. Neo, guys, come back here! Three times those Mobians defeated you guys and Neo! Three times!
5. Don’t move one inch.
6. There’s no time to argue!

**Total: 6**

## Demidevimon

1. SILENCE!!
2. We hope you fail again, and again.
3. Before it’s too late.

**Total: 3**

## Nitros Oxide

1. SILENCE!! There would be no problem if we had our upgrades!
2. At once!

**Total: 2**

## Dr. Nitros Brio

1. SILENCE!!
2. And keep failing until at last you’ll have no choice but to give us our upgrades!
3. Now hurry!

**Total: 3**

## Dr. Nitros Gin

1. SILENCE!!
2. Just go up there and destroy it.

**Total: 2**

## Dr. Nefarious Tropy

1. Why are you wasting time building mousetraps when you have yet to provide us with our upgrades?
2. SILENCE!!
3. Your friends are in danger.

**Total: 3**

## Mephiles the Dark

1. SILENCE!!
2. Just listen to us.

**Total: 2**

## Infinite

1. SILENCE!!
2. The room with the master control, as you saw when Myotismon dragged you here, is being used right now.

**Total: 2**

## Elise Oriana III

1. They’ll be fine.
2. Got it.
3. Allison’s right. We promised the Mobians to watch you until you woke up.
4. Don't mention it.
5. No problem.
6. Bye!
7. Who in the world could that be now?
8. Come on in. What the...?!
9. Cooperating? What’s going on?
10. Yes.
11. I guess we can help.
12. Allison, think about it. It’s their only hope.
13. Cloud and Aerith, why don’t you rest in the bedroom.
14. What would you like? Burgers? Pizza?
15. Hot dogs? I thought you want pizza?
16. Sure. Oh, great! The oven’s broken!
17. We haven’t used that in a while.
18. Hey!
19. Loud, long, and clear.
20. Cloud, Aerith!
21. It’s been swell knowing you, Cloud and Aerith, and you too, Yuffie.
22. Yeah.
23. Charmy?!
24. What?

**Total: 24**

## Allison Oriana

1. Got it.
2. Listen, we gotta go now.
3. Don't mention it.
4. No problem.
5. Bye!
6. It’s both incredible *and* weird we’ve been hanging out in the sewers a lot.
7. What the...?!
8. Yes.
9. That’s all you’ve got to go on? A name?
10. Elise?
11. Sure.
12. Hey!
13. Yeah.
14. What?

**Total: 14**

## Twilight Sparkle

1. Got it.
2. How are you both feeling now?
3. Don't mention it.
4. No problem.
5. Bye!
6. What the...?!
7. Yes.
8. Well, I guess I can see what our computer turns up. Don’t touch that!
9. Thank you for pointing it out, Captain Obvious.
10. Excuse me, Dingodile.
11. The rest of you.... Well, rest for a while until my computer looks up this Jack Lambert. And stay out of trouble.
12. You promise?
13. Then feel free to let my friends help you make something good for you.
14. Sure.
15. Let’s see if the newsroom files have anything on this Jack Lambert.
16. Got him!
17. Hey, guys, I...! Wow! Something smells good! And chili dog flavored!
18. Really? And did you save me a slice?
19. Wow! Delicious! Anyway, I found Jack Lambert’s address.
20. Hey!
21. This is so beautiful....
22. Yeah.
23. What?

**Total: 23**

## Rainbow Dash

1. Got it.
2. Don't mention it.
3. No problem.
4. Anyway, tell the Mobians we’ll come back soon. Bye!
5. What the...?!
6. Yes.
7. Sure.
8. Why not?
9. Hey!
10. Yeah.
11. What?

**Total: 11**

## Applejack

1. Got it.
2. Don't mention it.
3. No problem.
4. Bye!
5. What the...?!
6. How’d you get here?
7. Yes.
8. Yeah! I’m a great cook.
9. Sure.
10. Uh, bad news guys....
11. Hey!
12. Yeah.
13. What?

**Total: 13**

## Fluttershy

1. Got it.
2. Don't mention it.
3. No problem.
4. Bye!
5. What the...?!
6. Did anyone see you come in?
7. Yes.
8. Sure.
9. Hey!
10. Yeah.
11. What?

**Total: 11**

## Rarity

1. Got it.
2. Don't mention it.
3. No problem.
4. Bye!
5. Running around with mutant animals, chasing villains under the city. Heh. We’d almost forgotten what real life was like.
6. What the...?!
7. Yes.
8. Sure.
9. Hey!
10. Yeah.
11. What?

**Total: 11**

## Pinkie Pie

1. Got it.
2. Don't mention it.
3. No problem.
4. Bye!
5. What the...?!
6. Yes.
7. And what’s your name?
8. Sure.
9. Perfect!
10. Hey!
11. Yeah.
12. Charmy’s group did it!
13. What?

**Total: 13**

## Sunset Shimmer

1. Got it.
2. Don't mention it.
3. No problem.
4. Bye!
5. What the...?!
6. Yes.
7. Sure.
8. Hey!
9. Boy, they sure don’t build ‘em like they used to before.
10. Yeah.
11. What?

**Total: 11**

## Adagio Dazzle

1. Got it.
2. Don't mention it.
3. No problem.
4. Bye!
5. Yeah, that was pretty funny.
6. What the...?!
7. Yes.
8. Sure.
9. Hey!
10. Yeah.
11. What?

**Total: 11**

## Aria Blaze

1. Got it.
2. Don't mention it.
3. No problem.
4. Bye!
5. What the...?!
6. Yes.
7. I can’t remember what we asked.
8. Sure.
9. Hey!
10. Yeah.
11. What?

**Total: 11**

## Starlight Glimmer

1. Got it.
2. Don't mention it.
3. No problem.
4. Bye!
5. What the...?!
6. Yes.
7. Sure.
8. Hey!
9. Yeah.
10. What?

**Total: 10**

## Sonata Dusk

1. Got it.
2. Don't mention it.
3. No problem.
4. Bye!
5. What the...?!
6. Yes.
7. Sure.
8. Hey!
9. Sure. We’ll finish our pizza meal.
10. Yeah.
11. What?

**Total: 11**

## Trixie

1. Got it.
2. Don't mention it.
3. No problem.
4. Bye!
5. What the...?!
6. Yes.
7. Sure.
8. Hey!
9. Besides, we never had dinner yet.
10. Yeah.
11. What?

**Total: 11**

## Christopher Aonuma

1. Got it.
2. Don't mention it.
3. No problem.
4. Bye!
5. Who is it? I’m surprised you, Cloud, and Aerith came to visit us.
6. Huh?
7. We promise, Twilight Sparkle.
8. Hey!
9. I think something’s trying to eat this apartment!
10. Yeah.
11. What?

**Total: 11**

## Chris Thorndyke

1. They’ve been through Heck and back yesterday.
2. Got it.
3. Don't mention it.
4. No problem.
5. Bye!
6. Huh?
7. So, basically, we’re looking for this Jack Lambert guy first?
8. We promise, Twilight Sparkle.
9. Hey!
10. Yeah.
11. What?

**Total: 11**

## Comet Tail

1. Got it.
2. Don't mention it.
3. No problem.
4. Bye!
5. Huh?
6. We promise, Twilight Sparkle.
7. Hey!
8. Yeah.
9. What?

**Total: 9**

## Soarin

1. Got it.
2. Don't mention it.
3. No problem.
4. Bye!
5. Huh?
6. We promise, Twilight Sparkle.
7. Hey!
8. Yeah.
9. What?

**Total: 9**

## Caramel

1. Got it.
2. Don't mention it.
3. No problem.
4. Bye!
5. Huh?
6. We promise, Twilight Sparkle.
7. Hey!
8. Yeah.
9. What?

**Total: 9**

## Braeburn

1. They just need sleep.
2. Got it.
3. Don't mention it.
4. No problem.
5. Bye!
6. Huh?
7. We promise, Twilight Sparkle.
8. Hey!
9. Yeah.
10. What?

**Total: 10**

## Thunderlane

1. Got it.
2. Don't mention it.
3. No problem.
4. Bye!
5. Huh?
6. We promise, Twilight Sparkle.
7. Hey!
8. Yeah.
9. What?

**Total: 9**

## Pokey Pierce

1. Got it.
2. Don't mention it.
3. No problem.
4. Bye!
5. Huh?
6. We promise, Twilight Sparkle.
7. Hey!
8. Yeah.
9. What?

**Total: 9**

## Flash Sentry

1. Got it.
2. Don't mention it.
3. No problem.
4. Bye!
5. Huh?
6. We promise, Twilight Sparkle.
7. Hey!
8. Yeah.
9. What?

**Total: 9**

## Ace D. Copular

1. Got it.
2. Don't mention it. What’re friends for?
3. No problem.
4. Bye!
5. Huh? Then why did you come here?
6. Good one, Vector.
7. We promise, Twilight Sparkle.
8. Hey!
9. She’s just whistling a random tune.
10. Yeah.
11. Yeah.
12. What?

**Total: 12**

## Sanford "Snake" D. Ingleberry

1. Got it.
2. Don't mention it.
3. No problem. And like Accccce ssssaid, what’re friendsssss for?
4. Bye!
5. Huh?
6. And having forcccccced Tiny and Dingodile to helpssss usssss?
7. We promise, Twilight Sparkle.
8. Hey!
9. Have a new good life in the ssssssewersssss, Yuffie.
10. Yeah.
11. What?

**Total: 11**

## Li'l Arturo de la Guerra

1. Got it.
2. Don't mention it.
3. No problem.
4. Bye!
5. Huh?
6. We promise, Twilight Sparkle.
7. Hey!
8. Yeah.
9. Even though, technically, Cloud and Aerith used to be Squall and Rinoa, as you recall.
10. What?

**Total: 10**

## Big William "Billy" W. Williams

1. Got it.
2. Don't mention it.
3. No problem.
4. Bye!
5. Huh?
6. We promise, Twilight Sparkle.
7. Hey!
8. Duh, before we head to his address....
9. Yeah.
10. What?

**Total: 10**

## Ripper Roo

1. That’s right.
2. Yes, sir!

**Total: 2**

## Koala Kong

1. That’s right.
2. Yes, sir!
3. We got twelve done already.

**Total: 3**

## Pinstripe Potoroo

1. That’s right.
2. Yes, sir!

**Total: 2**

## Komodo Joe

1. That’s right.
2. Yes, sir!

**Total: 2**

## Komodo Moe

1. That’s right.
2. Yes, sir!

**Total: 2**

## Arukenimon

1. That’s right.
2. Yes, sir!

**Total: 2**

## Mummymon

1. That’s right.
2. Yes, sir!

**Total: 2**

## Orbot

1. That’s right.
2. Have fun.
3. Yes, sir!
4. And my guess; Tiny, Dingodile, and Yuffie must’ve been defeated.

**Total: 4**

## Cubot

1. That’s right.
2. And no slacking off.
3. Yes, sir!
4. All twelve Mousers are out of commission?

**Total: 4**

## Tribot

1. That’s right. So get to work.
2. Yes, sir!
3. Oh dear.

**Total: 3**

## Tiny Tiger

1. That’s right.
2. Yes, sir!
3. Us?! My name Tiny Tiger!
4. Prepare to be crushed!
5. No wait! This our moment!
6. Why you betray us, Yuffie?!
7. Tiny need trident!
8. Return Tiny’s trident!
9. Is red boy like you always sarcastic?
10. Was that insult?!
11. Fine, deal!
12. Which was backstabbing us. Hey, guys? Tiny feeling uncomfortable with these chains.
13. Clear as sky.
14. What make you say that?
15. Where does this plug in?
16. Tiny Tiger. Used to be called Tucker Tigerson, but no more.
17. Tiny hungry.
18. Really?
19. Even Tiny grossed out!
20. Tiny love it!
21. Yep!
22. Really?
23. Tiny started to like you guys.
24. Thank you!
25. Masters of Manriki Gusari!
26. Not anymore.
27. Well, gee, we could....
28. Our friends!
29. Yeah, big mouth!
30. Let’s go find Loki’s group.
31. Big deal.
32. Tiny understand, but we can’t.
33. On second thought, Charmy, let’s go for it.
34. Huh?
35. Yeah.
36. Why should we believe talking mask and his group?
37. Come on! Fight like mutant!
38. A green alien, a bowling ball-shaped bat....
39. Yeah!
40. Is it weird like Charmy said?

**Total: 40**

## Dingodile

1. That’s right.
2. Yes, sir!
3. Us?!
4. And I’m Dingodile; Half crocodile, half dingo, not a pig, sheila!
5. Found ya.
6. You mean Sephiroth’s wife? I’m gonna turn you into ratatouille if you take one more step! Ow!
7. Who’s side are you on?!
8. Hey! Give them back now!
9. How could you?!
10. Ix-nay on the oki-lay, sheila!
11. Wait until Tiny and I break free and rat on you to Loki’s group, you traitorous sheila!
12. Say that again! I dare you!
13. These stupid chains!
14. Fine, deal!
15. If you take them off, we promise not to run away or try to kill you.
16. Yep.
17. It’s a painting, genius!
18. For your information, sheila, my name is Dale Wallaroo! But I’m now Dingodile!
19. You’d do that?
20. That’s disgusting!
21. Oh, nothing! Just looking at this extinguisher!
22. Okay, yes. I want to help if I had a flamethrower, but....
23. You will?
24. Wow! It works!
25. Remember when I said this is disgusting? I take it back, it's delicious! Better than a shrimp on a barby!
26. Yep!
27. You’re letting us go now?
28. And maybe be friends.
29. Thank you!
30. You and me both.
31. Masters of the manhole cover!
32. We’re chums of these guys from here on out.
33. Or better yet, make you shish-ka-bob.
34. And cooked food puns.
35. And if we’re the targets.... Our friends!
36. Outta my way, big mouth!
37. So, basically, Yuffie’s Cloud and Aerith’s daughter?
38. Come on, troops!
39. At least they treat us nicer than you.
40. There’s got to be a way out of these ropes. Of course, I could be wrong since these ropes are escape-proof.
41. Now, all I have to do is....
42. Huh?
43. Yeah.
44. Are you trying to put us in a trap?
45. And that’s Malomyotismon, Myotismon’s monster form.
46. Fire away!
47. Along with a Shadow the Hedgehog double, a jackal, a blue-skinned man....
48. Yeah!
49. But it’s true.

**Total: 49**

## Yuffie Kisaragi

1. Sorry, but I somehow heard this tune before.
2. Yes, Master Sephiroth.
3. Me? Why?
4. Very well.
5. Really?
6. I’ll take the orange muscular guy and pig-face.
7. Got it.
8. You’ll pay for what happened to my parents!
9. Why do you know my name? Who are you?! Wait!
10. I’ll do that. After we solve this mystery.
11. Loki’s group.
12. Yeah, well, ix-nay on the ecret-say, Dingodile.
13. He’s this kooky inventor who designed those things.
14. Find Loki’s group.
15. Especially these two big mouths.
16. Gladly.... Big mouths.
17. And they already know I was secretly helping you before.
18. That’s right.
19. Chili dogs on pizza?
20. Why not use that?
21. Hey!
22. Sorry.
23. What about it?
24. What do you want to talk about?
25. How did you know?
26. They’re alive still?
27. But Sephiroth said.... So he lied....
28. If that’s the case.... Where are they now? Where can I find them?
29. You mean...?
30. My god.... Then that lullaby.... It was from you?
31. And your song? Could you...?
32. Okay. Colonel Mustard in the foyer with a wrench.
33. Mom, Dad! Something terrible’s happening!
34. Uh, sorry! You must have the wrong apartment!
35. The feeling’s mutual.
36. You could have tried to talk him out of it, you know.
37. This is stupid!
38. Not necessarily, if we try to reach for my Cross Shuriken right there.
39. Huh?
40. Even Loki’s group never told me, Tiny, and Dingodile about you guys.
41. Whoa, time out!
42. Heads up, Loki’s group!
43. And two swords.
44. Hit us with your best shot!
45. Well, tough!
46. And not to mention two human scientists.
47. Yeah!
48. And Loki’s group never told me, Tiny, and Dingodile about them.
49. Why would you think we made it up?

**Total: 49**

## Tai Kamiya

1. Got it.
2. Don't mention it.
3. No problem.
4. Bye!
5. What are *they* doing here?
6. What?

**Total: 6**

## Sora Takenouchi

1. Got it.
2. Don't mention it.
3. No problem.
4. Bye!
5. What?

**Total: 5**

## Matt Ishida

1. Especially when they’ve seen their daughter on the enemy side.
2. Got it.
3. Don't mention it.
4. No problem.
5. Bye!
6. Guys!
7. What?

**Total: 7**

## Izzy Izumi

1. Got it.
2. Don't mention it.
3. No problem.
4. Bye!
5. You, too, got attacked?
6. What?

**Total: 6**

## Mimi Tachikawa

1. Got it.
2. Morning, Sleeping Beauties.
3. Don't mention it.
4. No problem.
5. Bye!
6. A bunch of robots that resembled small dinosaurs attacked our apartment!
7. What?

**Total: 7**

## Joe Kido

1. Got it.
2. Don't mention it.
3. No problem.
4. Bye!
5. What?

**Total: 5**

## TK Takaishi-Ishida

1. Got it.
2. Don't mention it.
3. No problem.
4. Bye!
5. What?

**Total: 5**

## Kari Kamiya

1. Got it.
2. Don't mention it.
3. No problem.
4. Bye!
5. What?

**Total: 5**

## Jack Lambert

1. The rat will follow its nose to the cheese at the end of the maze, right?
2. Now, watch how my Mouser follows its nose to the rat. No worries. You see? There’s no place for pests to hide from my Mousers. All I need is a big company to mass produce them for me. In large quantities, they could solve the city’s rat problem.
3. So, do you think Ajax Pest Control would be interested in my invention?
4. Hey! You can’t do this to me!
5. No, but...!
6. Of all the...!
7. W-Who are you guys?
8. Well, it’s about time somebody discovered me.
9. What a dump! I thought you guys said you had a big business?
10. Master control? What’s wrong with this?
11. Hmm. Those guys must really have a thing about rats.
12. Phew. There. It’s done, and I’m leaving.
13. No, I’m tired. I haven’t slept all night.
14. What do you want now?
15. Wait a minute. I thought you two worked for Loki’s group?
16. It’s the remote controller for my Mousers.
17. No, but Loki’s group have, uh, hundreds of them.
18. I’ll never talk. Why don’t you two traitors tell them?
19. Okay, okay! They’re in an old mansion on Green Street near Tenth! They’ve got a master control for all the Mousers there! There, I said it!

**Total: 19**

## Other characters

### **Owner**

1. Yes.
2. Well, to put it in a single word.... Get outta here!
3. Get rid of all rats, huh? What are ya, crazy? You want to drive me out of business?
4. Get outta here!

**Total: 4**

### **Computer**

1. Analysis of Mouser complete. Ready to commence replication process.

**Total: 1**

**Total: 5**

## Results

**Total: 1,079**

Winning Character with Most Lines: Dingodile/49 and Yuffie Kisaragi/49

Losing Character with Less Lines: Other characters/Computer/1