Kaivid-19

Welcome Kaimrade. Have you ever heard the tragedy of Kaivid-19? It's not a tale that Kai would tell you.

## Background

Following the signing of the Second Treaty of Verkailles, which saw it's independence reaffirmed, the young state known as the People's Republic of Kaina was in dire straights. Narrowly victorious in a conflict against Czar Stinkeon of the Stinkdom of Bulgaria, the embattled Chairman Kai had even been forced to cede significant Legal Authority to a former Officer of #Teamharem, ElfExGirlfriend, in order to finally end the conflict.

Already unable to provide it's people with steady upload speeds and regular streaming schedules even before the war, the destruction wrought by the invasion of Csar Stinkantine saw rationing of upload tighten to as little as three frames a stream. Therefore, the Kaimmunist regime was facing never before seen levels of dissatisfaction from the Bunny Bois. Something clearly needed to be done, and so drastic action was taken. All regions which had formerly been occupied by Czar Stinkoris were locked down, and new population centers were created, with all Bunny Bois forced to leave their homes by order of Chairman Kai herself.

But the upload shortages proved impossible to quickly rectify, and so the Kaimmunist Party went silent, with outside observers hypothesizing a search for alternative means of maintaining control.

## Outbreak and International Response

The first recorded case of Kaivid-19 was renowned Kai Scholar and #TeamHarem Former But Also Still Current Official Concessions Contractor Greengalore. But the Kaimmunist Regime first hid his condition from the International Kaimmunity, a decision which would have dramatic consequences for the entire world.

By the time this new disease received international recognition, it had already spread far outside Kaina's borders, and infected much of mankaind. Kaina's critics have often speculated that the outbreak was engineered, pointing out that the early victims of Kaivid were extremely convenient for the Kaimmunist Party. Not long after Kai Scholar Greengalore was infected, #TeamHarem founder LordRevan also came down with the sickness. Then, immediately following his Kainifcation, ElfExGirlfriend, who many in the Kaiministration saw as unreliable owing to her #TeamHarem ties, also became ill. One by one, former adversaries, and current Freedom Fighters alike, all became as Kai. It was even rumored that Czar Stinkinand had caught the disease, though the Stinkdom has officially denied these rumors. Furthermore, the Kaimmunist Party has rejected any and all accusations of intentional spreading of the virus out of hand, and has graciously noted that attempting to investigate the origins of Kaivid raises the risk of infection by up to 100%.

## Symptoms

Symptoms of Kaivid range wildly, but the most common symptoms are:

1. Typing in All Caps.

2. Hatred of Harems.

3. Love of K-Pop.

4. Ending sentences with "uwu" or "bruh".

5. Hatred of the Truth.

6. Opposition to democratization of Discord servers.

7. Inability to maintain upload speeds.

8. Subliminal thoughts about Attack on Titan character, Levi Ackerman.

But the symptoms of Kaivid are often difficult to define. Please contact your Doctor if you are worried that your loved ones are displaying Kai-like behavior.

## Treatment:

There is no known cure for Kaivid-19. Though the International Kaimmunity is scrambling to find a solution, mere mitigation of the symptoms is the most that can currently be done. Medical professionals recommend that if your loved one is infected with Kaivid, that you take these simple measures to allow them to live as normally as possible:

1. Remove the Caps Lock and Shift keys from their keyboards.

2. Expose them to at least three Harem Anime a day.

3. Replace their K-pop CD's with the Alvin and the Chipmunks soundtrack.

4. Ban "uwu" and "bruh" from any and all chats and chat rooms.

5. Write "Sumire is Best Girl" on the inside of their eyelids.

6. Establish a proper voting system in their discords, complete with checks and balances and voter ID.

7. Obtain a Floppy Disk for them, containing a thousand free hours of America Online.

## References

1. ↑ TWW2 as seen portraying the classic Kaivid-19 symptom.