The Teacher Rap

This song is about the students in Mr. Johnson's class not listening to him, so Mr. Johnson has had enough and starts rapping to make them pay attention.

### Plot

The video starts off with all the students talking while Mr. Johnson enters the classroom, he is trying to get them to quiet down to get the lesson started but they don't listen, Kyle is talking to Justin, who then plays a beat for him. Mr. Johnson snaps and says that's enough, he directly gets mad at Kyle and asks if he think this is funny, and also asks if he likes to disrupt the class by playing rap music, so he tells Justin to turn the beat back on, which he does. Then Mr. Johnson starts rapping.

### Lyrics

[Intro]

Y'all wanna act up, and act like I ain't gon' do nothing

Maybe if I do this in your language, you'll understand

[Verse]

You never wanna focus, pay more attention

Are you on your phone?

*What?*

That's a detention

Don't just say the answer, you better raise your hand too

*Can I use the bathroom?*

I don't know, can you?

Hey, no eating food in my class

*What, you have food too*

Ayy, don't worry 'bout that

Now who wants to come answer this, it's really simple math

*Oh, no...*

Kyle, why don't you come show the class?

Okay, what can I do for you today?

*I just wanted to come in and talk to you about my grade*

*I don't really get why I got 50%*

The paper was great but you didn't indent

*Come on professor, you're being ridiculous*

Maybe you'd do better if you were listening
Can't do simple math and you act like I'm the problem
*You never taught us this*If you studied you would've got 'em

Talk to me class, there are no dumb questions

*Why is X squared?*
Did you listen to the lesson?

Fact, you should know this from last year

Guess I gotta give more homework for the slackers here

*Can I get a drink?*

Only thirst you should have is for knowledge

Always leaving class, how do you think you'll get into college

Kyle, I'm done with these games

Go to the office, they'll let you explain

Ayy, don't you chew that gum

Ayy, walk these halls, don't run

Ayy, your work's never done

All these "ayy's" but you can't get one A

Maybe 'cause you never wanna study

Should be chillin' with the books, not out chillin' with your buddy

Playing all these games, boy, that's why you have a D

Listen to Playboi Carter but you can't listen to me

*It's been 4 months, can we get our grades please?* I'll take my time, don't you try to rush me

I've got so much work to grade, compared to yours it's nothing

*Then give less work.* Don't you try to judge me!

Hey, stay in your seat
*I just dropped my pen.* That don't mean that you can leave

*Teacher, there's a fire!* Raise your hand before you speak

If the school burns down, we're still gonna have our test this week

*Here's my work*

Okay, have a nice day

Kyle, I never got your essay

*Wait, what? I gave it to you yesterday*

I think I'd remember if you handed me the page

Guess it's a zero

*Come on, that's not right*

Don't get mad at me, you should've done it on time

You're missing work from the other night too

*I was sick*

Doesn't mean you can't do what you're supposed to do

I swear, you love coming up with excuses

Got time to complain but got no time to do it

*Come on professor, just give me a chance*

A good student would've done this in advance

Besides, if you're sick, you should come tell

How long does it take to send an email?

*Teacher I sent one and they all say sent*

Well I didn't get it

*Then who got 'em then?*

Alright, who's gonna answer this today?

Steve *(12)*, Yup, you need to participate

*Sir, I tried, none of this is easy*

You can do this stuff believe me, look

Two plus two is four *(Right)*

Four plus two is six *(Right)*

Then you take it, set it to the limit, use rule of division, then just substitute for the derivative

*I quit*

Hey, wait, this is your future

Unless you wanna never have a job and be a loser

Should be hitting books instead of tryna hit the folks

Swear I'm tired of you all treating class like it's a joke

Matter fact, I'm assigning homework after this

Thirty pages due tomorrow on all calculus

Yes Kyle?

*When will we use this in life?*

Just do what you're assigned

Better study more, or you're never gonna pass

Hey don't pack up, there's still four seconds of class

It's not my fault you don't get what this is, any questions?

*Uh, yeah*

No? Okay, pop quiz

*Hold up professor, you know this ain't right*

*This isn't even close to what was on the study guide*

You should've studied more if you didn't see it there

Don't blame me if you didn't come prepared

Ayy, focus don't talk to your mans

Ayy, can't keep your phone in your pants?

Ayy, y'all listen to X but can't find it

Y'all better Look At Me unless I'm silent

Gotta use the bathroom? Should've gone before class

You're late

*It just rang*

But you don't have a pass

Hey, put that snack away, there's no eating in my room (*\*bell rings\**)

Hey, the bell doesn't dismiss you, I do

## Characters

* Justin
* Mr. Johnson
* Kyle
* Steve

## Facts

* Playboi Carter is another reference to how adults can't say modern things' names. It is supposed to be Playboi Carti.
* Them listening to X but not being able to find it is a reference to how they listen to the now-dead rapper XXXTentacion, but can't find X in math.
* Mr. Johnson saying they better look at him is also a reference to the XXXTentacion song Look At Me.