A Zomboss Open Sleigh!

**A Zomboss Open Sleigh** is the 5th Feastivus episode of Plants vs. Zombies Plush.

## Summary

At last, we come to the final day of Feastivus! On the last day of Feastivus, Zomboss unleashes a BARRAGE of Gargantuars! Only the mightiest of Plants can put a stop to these hulking Goliaths (Oh yeah, the Imps, Ed, & Big Daddy Long Johns are here too). Who can put a stop to this wave of monstrous zombies?

## Plot

Crazy Dave notes that it's quiet, too quiet, before seeing something and saying "Holy Moly!" Head Zombie appears and sings that on the 5th Day of Feastivus, Zomboss brings Gargantuars, and Zomboss is shown in a sleigh pulled by Arnold, Titan, Cabin Boy Bertie and others. Crazy Dave freaks out upon seeing this, but the plants, including Mac, Electric Blueberry, Gatling Pea, Potato Mine, Mr. Coconut, Spooky Squash, Dolan, & Cherry Bomb (who want to "holl jolly them up" which one admits sounds stupid) are ready to fight.

Zomboss orders his "Gargantua reindeer" to attack, leading to Cabin Boy Bertie, with Caput on his back, to go first. As the plants warm up, Bertie encounters Potato Mine, and touches him despite Caput warning him not to, but is slightly harmed by the explosion. Bertie then throws Caput off (without his hat) before a shock from Electric Blueberry takes him down. Caput runs around hoping to find a way to be useful, but runs into Mac, who convinces him to leave. Next up is a Frankenstein's monster-like zombie named Victor and his zombie companion Emily (who would rather be named Peter or Thunder Jim). They battle Mac, but despite their strength, the large Torchwood defeats the pair. Arnold is next, singing "what time is it, Arnold time" until he encounters another Potato Mine, and touches it, despite Little Munchkin's warning. However, the larger zombie is okay, but this leads to Little Munchkin flying on his own, where he avoids attacks from Dolan & Gatling Pea, but is taken down by Mr. Coconut when he lands, with Spooky Squash commenting on how close that was.

Back in the sleigh, Zomboss is lamenting his recent losses, when Big Daddy Long Johns shows up (to Zomboss's displeasure) with his new "Imp Blaster 5000" (actually a Super Scope) which fires Bolbi, Imp #2, Robbie, Jedediah, and Lobber (who isn't an imp) from it, then decides to reload. Electric Blueberry, meanwhile notes how Doom Shroom would make things easier, so Crazy Dave calls for him. Next, Dolan fires another of his cob projectiles, while Mac delivers a finishing punch to Victor. Gatling Pea keeps up the assault on Arnold, who is finally felled by Dolan's missile; however, Bolbi and the other Imp soon eat the plant. Seeing this, Electric Blueberry uses her lightning and takes down both imps (the latter when Zomboss is yelling at him for not wearing his "uniform" with the imp pointing out he was used as a projectile, not an elf). Doom Shroom comments on things, with Mac pointing out he didn't do anything, so he explodes, rocking Zomboss' sleigh. Angry, Zomboss sends out two more duos- Judge & Jury and Chum & Minnow, after the plants, while Lobber plants his package bombs. One of the package bombs blows up Electric Blueberry, while Mr. Coconut takes out Robbie while he's over the pool. With the encouragement of his fellow plants, Cherry Bomb plugs Big Daddy's blaster, causing it to explode and send him flying. Lobber, meanwhile, is dancing and singing how it's a great day to be him, only to encounter Spooky Squash and retreat. However, Mac ends up blocking his path, so he decides to dive into the water rather than face either of them. Mac is pleased, until a zombie wearing a dinosaur eggshell attacks him, which he believes to be a joke until it bites his arm. Judge & Jury then attack Mac, as he tries to lure the Egg Zombie to the flame on his head, which burns it. However, Mac claims to have not done, and Spooky Squash reveals he did it instead, then helps take out the larger zombie.

Back in his sleigh, Zomboss is not pleased and orders Titan out, but Macro Giant Oompah Loompah Man reveals Titan lost his weapon due to not being able to see, and it's shown he has multiple elf hats on, including several over his eyes. Zomboss however doesn't care and orders him to attack, which he does after removing some of the hats on his eyes, only to realize he's "naked and ugly." Ed, on his pig, also goes into the fray, singing a parody of "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" about his pig, before being fried by Mac (though he's only concerned that he didn't have an elf hat). Jedediah lands and chastises the plants for forgetting about him, calling them "idiots" before being blown up by Dolan. Dolan comments on how easy defeating the zombies has been so far, but Zomboss notes he has one more zombie up his sleeve and calls him out. A black clad football zombie then appears and takes out Dolan, revealing himself as Giga Football Zombie, though claiming he has many names as well. He is interrupted by Mr. Coconut, and takes him out, before saying he can be referred to as "Last Rites." The zombie then demands the brains before Mac begins shooting at him, so Last Rites charges at him; the two fight and Mac is impressed the zombie is tougher than he thought, but he kills him by placing his barrels in his mouth and inflating him. Chum & Minnow finally make their appearance, and are arguing about several things, including changing their names, before Spooky Squash lands on both of them. However, the squash has little time to enjoy his victory when Titan arrives and punches him. The two scuffle and Titan grabs the plant, deciding to throw him in the pool, which Spooky protests since he doesn't like the water. However, Spooky avoids this and jumps up, coming down on Titan; however, the Giga Gargantuar still has some strength left, and spars with the plant before Spooky finishes him with his fire attack.

In his sleigh, Zomboss laments his failure, only for Mac to appear and singing "Zomboss roasting on an open fire" uses his attack on the zombie leader, then punches him, leading Zomboss to surrender. Spooky celebrates winning (though Mac helped too) and tells Titan he came close, with Titan and Macro also surrendering. Head Zombie & Caput then appear, with the former congratulating the plants on their win, before he and Caput leave to go sledding. Zomboss then awards them their final prize, a Starman (from *Earthbound*) for their tree. Hearing this, Starman is happy to be on the tree, but jumps on Mac by mistake, setting his butt on fire, though Mac admits he "loves" the guy. Crazy Dave appears and notes Feastivus is more than just all the other things, but is about family and spending time together (as opposed to Festivus, which shows off your feats of strength, which is a holiday that Mac "could get into"). Ghost Pepper suddenly appears with Citron's present in a bag, which turns out to be Little Caesar. Ghost Pepper wonders if Citron didn't like his gift, and he admits it's fine, but hopes he kept the receipt, before blasting Caesar with a Super Scope (causing him to say "oh no, not again").

Crazy Dave and the Plants and Zomboss then deliver a holiday message to everyone. Moments later, Snapdragon is shown still tangled up in the Christmas lights from episode two.

## Characters

* Crazy Dave
* Starman
* Stocking Anarchy (cameo)
* Little Caesar

### Plants

* Mac
* Spooky Squash
* Gatling Pea
* Electric Blueberry
* Cherry Bomb
* Mr. Coconut
* Dolan
* Potato Mine
* Doom-Shroom
* Citron
* Ghost Pepper
* Snapdragon
* Tall-Nut
* Wall-nut
* Peashooter (no lines)
* Sunflower (no lines)
* Paco (no lines)
* Chomper (no lines)
* Audrey (no lines)
* Torchwood (no lines)
* Spikeweed (no lines)
* Cabbage-pult (no lines)
* Melon-pult (no lines)
* Winter Melon (no lines)
* Kernel-pult (no lines)
* Snow Pea (no lines)
* Ice Shroom (no lines)
* Laser Bean (no lines)
* Fume Shroom (no lines)
* The Puffshrooms (no lines)

### Zombies

* Dr. Zomboss
* Head Zombie
* Arnold
* Little Munchkin Oompah Loompa Dude
* Titan
* Giant Macro Oompah Loompa Man
* Cabin Boy Bertie
* Caput
* Big Daddy Long Johns
* Bolbi
* Imp #2
* Jedediah
* Lobber
* Robbie
* Ed
* Victor & Emily (debut)
* Judge & Jury (debut)
* Egg Zombie (debut)
* Chum & Minnow (debut)
* Last Rites (debut)

## Trivia

* Mac mentioning Festivus at the end refers to the made up holiday created by Frank Costanza from the TV series *Seinfeld.*