Mez

The town of **Mez** is the starting town from Floors of Serventent, being the main area the party explored before entering the Tower.

## History

The party started in the town of Mez to prepare for their entry into the Adventurer's Guild. E.D took a long piss in the Mezian river before the party eventually decided to go to the Grand Library. Once inside, Kander asked the receptionist for a cookie, to which he was granted one, and Gruckles asked for books on how to make bombs, which he studied to perfection. The only party member notably absent from the library was Copper, as no horses were allowed inside. Turkeytail searched the library for gardening books for his daughter Amanita, to which he found some. Gruckles proceeded to go back up to the clerk, and asked for books on both marijuana and methamphetamines. Somehow, the library had books on meth, but not on marijuana. Kander read a book that told of the Chainsaw Devil, and Gruckles threw the meth book out the window thanks to not understanding its contents. Kander moved over to where Turkeytail was to help him look for cookbooks while Gruckles looked for hentai magazines. Ozzie joined Kander and Turkeytail in the search for cookbooks and taught Turkeytail the cuisine of his people, lasagna. Gruckles finally read the hentai magazine, but unfortunately gained negative rizz from doing so. Turkeytail checked out the gardening book and the dessert cookbook, before Gruckles stealthily stole the hentai magazine. Gruckles proceeded to hit the nae nae on the clerk, while E.D hit the floss next to him. E.D then went to search for a book on the tower they are looking for, but the book he found didn’t tell him anything. Gruckles then asked for the Anarchist’s Cookbook, to which the receptionist did not have a clue as to what he was talking about. The receptionist accidentally misgendered Gruckles, and Gruckles spilled his booze on the receptionist and called him a homophobic slur before getting the group (or perhaps just him) banned from the library.

The party then entered the cafe, inside of which they found a strange man with anime-esque hair. The party questioned his hair, his name and his origins, to which he told them that his name was Goinky. He told them that his mother is retarded, and that was why he is named what he is. Meanwhile, Ozzie, Gruckles, and E.D went up to the tender of the bar, asking for sarsaparilla, beer and scotch respectively, all of which had to pay. When Copper asked for vodka, the tender gave it to her on the house. Suddenly, Goinky left for unknown reasons. Gruckles then asked the tender for lean, to which the tender told him that it was illegal and he can only give it to him for an absurdly high price. Suddenly, a man had his money stolen, and only after Copper took a really fat dump on the floor did the party investigate.

Once the burglar was found, he was identified as none other than the meth demon himself, before being promptly killed by Gruckles and Turkeytail. Gruckles snorted a portion of the meth demon’s body, as the demon was made entirely of meth. Kander went back into the cafe to return the money, before Gruckles tasted the meth from the meth demon without snorting it. This almost killed him. Gruckles went back to harvest some of the meth, and made the exact amount of money selling it that the man had stolen from him by the meth demon in the first place. Gruckles showed anime tiddies to the nearest bar attendee, making him really happy. Gruckles stole beer from behind the counter, but not without alerting the tender, causing him to be chased for long enough by him that the tender died of exhaustion. E.D used this opportunity to steal some alcohol for himself. After the tender died, Copper used her tongue and face to rob the register before Gruckles gave the whole bar free beer.

Finally, the party went to the Adventurer’s Hub, in which they found Goinky once again. He was in the process of signing up for the Adventurer’s Guild, which the party also signed up for. Copper evaded the need to pay by pretending she was simply the party’s steed. Gruckles managed to convince Goinky to pay for his entry for him, before hitting the nae nae once again on the register.

Before going on the adventure proper, the party stopped in the market for a quick pit stop. E.D and Gruckles asked about drugs and pussy products, and the party, among other things, bought a large number of healing potions. Ozzie sampled some of the butcher’s finest lasagna, remarking it’s even better than his. Later, Gruckles killed the butcher, before the authorities were called on him. He evaded punishment once again.

## Known Denizens

* The party (presumably):
	+ Kander
	+ Gruckles the Clown
	+ Ozzie
	+ Edward "E.D" Delmont
	+ Turkeytail Rustgill
	+ Copper
* Goinky
* The librarian
* The bartender
* The butcher