The entire story (OUTDATED)

***This is outdated.*** Gonna have to rewrite it someday, but not today.

This is where the entire story of Johne Britshka's strange adventure is written.

Simple and not in-depth version:

### Part 1

Guy named Stachu Jones creates the joplin universe just because why not. 2 billion years later he decides to create life on a random planet (wich happens to be Joe Biden's planet) and the first guy he creates is John Dark Soul (he also creates other people but they are not important). And with the creation of the first lifeform he unknowingly creates evil. Why? don't ask this is not the in-depth explanasion. Then a couple years later John Dark Soul becomes aware that evil exists and he creates holy magic in order to fight against that evil. How does he create it? don't ask that will be in the in-depth explanation. For a couple of years he lives alone, fights evil both spiritually and physically and masters his technique. Then he finds a woman he really likes, makes a child and so Joe Jonathan Joseph John Biden the I is born. Couple of years go by and John Dark Soul decides to teach his son holy magic. So he does that, a couple of months go by and Joe Jonathan Joseph John Biden the I now knows holy magic. A couple of years later Joe Jonathan Joseph John Biden the I encounters mazhakh. How they met will explained in the in-depth explanation. So mazhakh and Joe Jonathan Joseph John Biden the I fight, Joe the I almost dies, mazhakh is weakened, and John Dark Souls comes to rescue Joe. John Dark Soul explains that mazhakh most likely has power from the UK (underground kingdom) temple and Joe the I won't be able to defeat him right now so he tells him to stop and focus on other things. Joe refuses and want's to know how to defeat mazhakh. John Dark Soul tells Joe the I that there is a secret technique that could kill mazhakh but he won't teach him as it is considered heresey and is extremely difficult to learn. Joe insists on learning and says that mazhakh is pure evil and defeating him is key to also defeating evil. John Dark Soul is easily convinced and teaches his son the technique. Joe doesn't master the technique as they had to work fast. There were rumors from the UK that mazhakh broke into the temple once again and stole more of the power. So Joe and mazhakh fight again and this time Joe is winning. He overpowers mazhakh and throws a powerful attack that would seemingly end the fight. However mazhakh survives it. John Dark Soul was watching the enitre time and says to Joe that he needs to go to the temple and use all of it's power. Mazhakh is severely injured. John Dark Soul holds off mazhakh while Joe travels to the UK. Joe goes to the temple and the people at it say that they knew he would come. Joe harnesses all of the power and comes back to the fight powered up. John Dark Soul is almost dead, but teleports away and mazhakh has regenerated some of his power. Joe and mazhakh fight and Joe wins. When mazhakh died, Joe's attack was so powerful that is created a crater the size of half the planet. Mazhakh imploded and everything turned gold, because of how much holy magic was expelled. We call this event the great golden implosion. 2 years pass and Joe finds a girl, make a child and Joe Jonathan Joseph John Biden the II is born. (these guys live way longer than normal humans btw). Life is now peaceful and for a pretty long time nothing really happens. Joe Biden masters holy magic, but that's about it. Then one day, Joe Biden ask his father about the past. At first he doesn't want to say anything, but after a while he finally tells him about everything. Joe is particularly interested in the UK temple. So he goes the in search for the temple, looks for a couple of years as he doesn't know the route, and the UK is pretty big. People think he's dead, but after a long search he finally finds it. He tries to go in, at first he's declined, but after saying that he's the son of Joe Jonathan Joseph John Biden the I, they let him in only to find out, that there is almost no power left, and the people of the temple don't allow him take what's little left of it. It is the force that keeps their kingdom running. They also say that it needs time to recover, so they will think about it in a couple thousand of years. Where does the power come from and how did it appear in the first place will be explained in the in-depth explanation. Joe says that he can give something of equal value in return. He says that he can give half of all the holy magic present in the entire world in exchange, as he thinks that will keep the kingdom running for a couple thousand years. The people of the temple then say that they need time to think about it. So Joe leaves and goes back home. 2 months later he returns and the people of the temple accept the deal. How Joe managed to harness half of all the holy magic in the world is a whole another story. So Joe the II acquires the power of the temple, and he only gets 2 new powers: the ability to get the power, strengh and knowledge of any person he kills and an even more extended life period. These 2 powers fit perfectly for his secret plan of conquering the enitre multiverse. Why he want's to dominate the entire multiverse will be explained in the in-depth explanation.

### Part 2

He leaves UK, and the next day he secretely starts gathering an army. He is already an important person so people listen to him. He also gathers a LOT of smart people (philosophers, scientists, etc.). Technology quickly advances, and in 1000 years from harnessing that power, he and an army of 10,000 people fly to another planet and slowly start expanding. And for 11 billion years he does this, with many many wars fought, without his parents knowing for a long time, and when they find out it's already too late.