SpongeBob SquarePants Fruit Snacks (transcript)

*This is a transcript of the FCCD video "SpongeBob SquarePants Fruit Snacks", released on October 27, 2016.*

[The FCCD beach intro plays, cuts to a box with SpongeBob fruit snacks]

Narrator: OH HAYA HEES! IT'S A SPONGEBOBABOBABOBA SNAACKAAA!

[A hand shakes the box, making the fruit snacks fall out]

Squidward: Ahhh, today's gonna be a great day!

[a bunch of fruits fall onto SpongeBob and Squidward's house]

SpongeBob: Gary, it's raining food again! Get the bucket ready!

Squidward: Who would waste all of this food? If you ask me, I [cuts to a lemon falling]

[a cut lemon falls onto Squidward's face]

Squidward: WAAAAH! My eyes! My beautiful lumpy eyes!

Patrick: Hey Squidward, those are nice sunglasses.

[Patrick gets grapes on his eyes]

Patrick: Hey I got some too! Now I look cool.

SpongeBob: Patrick do you wanna taste some fruit?

Patrick: I'm tasting it with my eyes. Besides, I don't know how to play the flute!

SpongeBob: No Patrick, a fruit! It's like ahh, uh, a pineapple! I live in a fruit!

Patrick: So your house is a musical instrument?

Mr. Krabs: Get the stupid out of ya head boy and eat some fruit! Arr arr arr arr.

[Mr. Krabs throws bananas at Patrick, and also Squidward's house]

Narrator: SpongeBob's fruit snacks are made out with [low pitched voice] BONE MARROW! [normal voice] So eat real fruit!

SpongeBob: Okay!

SpongeBob: This real fruit is full of vitamins! I feel [voiceover] NATURAL ENERGY!

[the camera and SpongeBob shake real hard]

Patrick: Hey SpongeBob, can I have an apple?

SpongeBob: Here ya go Patrick!

[SpongeBob throws the apple at Patrick and his house]

Patrick: OOOOOOOOOOO- [falls behind the counter with his house]

Sandy: Howdy SpongeBob I brought you some peanuts to go with that fruit!

SpongeBob: GET THOSE NUTS OUT OF MY FACE!

Mr. Krabs: Have a bowl, Ms. Cheeks! [rides into Sandy with a bowl full of fruit snacks, breaking the bowl and Sandy's helmet.]

Sandy: You broke ma helmet!

Mr. Krabs: That was some bowl!

Patrick: I got sooo many grapes, I got sooo many grapes! [unloads his house full of grapes]

Squidward: Hey Patrick, can I have some of your many grapes?

Patrick: You got any money?

Squidward: Uhh, yeah, let me go get some.

Squidward: Mr. Kraabs!

Mr. Krabs: Get your sucky tentacles away from me' fat stash of cold hard cash!

Mr. Krabs: Lookie here, Mr. Squidward, if you want some money, I'll bet one dollar on the big fruit race today!

Squidward: I've never heard of [voiceover] [cuts to SpongeBob with a banana, plankton with a watermelon and Patrick with corn.] The big fruit race!

SpongeBob: Banana is aerodynamic!

Plankton: Watermelon is rollable!

Patrick: Corn is tasty!!

Narrator: And they're off.

[SpongeBob is riding his banana and Patrick is riding his corn cob]

Plankton: Uh oh. I think there's something wrong with my watermelon.

[the watermelon explodes]

Plankton: Ouch.

Narrator: They're side by side! Who's gonna win?

Squidward: Come on Patrick, I'm betting on you!

SpongeBob: Oh no! My banana is peeee-liiing!

[SpongeBob gets thrown]

SpongeBob: Ooooow!

[a greenscreen explosion plays]

Patrick: For a second, I thought he said "peeing".

Narrator: And Patrick wins the race!

Squidward: I won the bet! Oh, but I can't open my prize.

Mr. Krabs: Let me give 'er a squeeze, Mr. Squidward.

[Banana smoothie gets all over Squidward]

Squidward: I wanna go, home nooow.

[FCCD beach outro plays.]

[Then, it cuts to a clip of Bobby cleaning up the glass and the fruit snacks with a broom. Then he throws it into the trash.]

[And, it cuts to the FCCD logo lighting up with the credits.]

[Furthermore, it cuts to "More FCCD SpongeBob Videos" where there's 2 videos, the Macaroni and Cheese SpongeBob commercial and the SpongeBob Cereal commercial, and the sound is played from the Macaroni and Cheese commercial.]