Stool Bend Lager

**Stool Bend Lager** is a regional brand of craft beer, brewed and distributed in Stoolbend, Virginia. It is the beer that Cleveland and The Guys always drink when they go to The Broken Stool.

## Biography

Stool Bend Lager was first introduced in "Cleveland Moves In", when Cleveland asked Gus if they served Pawtucket Patriot Ale at The Broken Stool. Gus scoffed at this and said he doesn't serve that middle-class crap at his bar and instead has something much lower brow than that. He brought over Stool Bend Lager to the table, introducing it as a popular favorite, among his customers. Tim, Lester, and Holt encouraged Cleveland to try it, saying that it was the best. Although hesitant to try it at first, Cleveland immediately began loving it on his first sip and even claimed it was better than Pawtucket Patriot Ale. Since Pawtucket Patriot Ale was his favorite beer as mentioned previously in *Family Guy*, this makes Stool Bend Lager Cleveland's new favorite beer. Cleveland and The Guys got drunk on Stool Bend Lager and spent the entire following night, partying.

In "The Curious Case of Jr. Working at the Stool", Junior snuck into the bar and replaced the entire bar's stock of Stool Bend Lager with Stool Bend Lager 0.0, the non-alcoholic version of the beer. When Cleveland and The Guys drank beer that day, they all got very hostile and angry with each other, as they didn't have the alcohol in their systems to keep them floridly desensitized to their actual feelings. Eventually, a violent bar fight broke out among them, demonstrating the dangerous effects of non-alcohol in The Guys.

In "Beer Walk!", The Guys and Cleveland's old drinking buddies from Quahog, (Peter, Quagmire, and Joe), drank a collective grand total of 47 Stool Bend Lagers as part of a charity event called the "Beer Walk". While completely wasted, Cleveland got on an extremely tall unicycle that was only meant to be used with stilts and fell over, landing on Donna and breaking both of her arms.

Stool Bend Lager has made a number of significant appearances in *Family Guy*.

In "*He's Bla-ack!*", Cleveland mentioned how gross Pawtucket Patriot Ale was compared to Stool Bend Lager and wished he could drink his old beer again. Fortunately for him, since he was on good terms with Gus, he was able to get the latter to send him large packages of Stool Bend Lager to him through the mail. However, since it was illegal to send beer through the mail, there wasn't much Gus could do. Gus was on good terms with Mark the Mailman from Stoolbend, so he was able to get it *to* Quahog, but as soon as he got it there, the mailmen would throw it away. This gave Cleveland the idea to become a mailman. Cleveland became a mailman and went corrupt, keeping the beer-filled packages of Stool Bend Lager to himself.

In "*A Shot in the Dark*", Cleveland was in a fight with Peter Brian brought Cleveland a bottle of his favorite beer to try and make a peace offering. Cleveland rejected this and Brian offered him a few cigars instead, only to drop a lit cigar into the bottle, turning it into a molotov cocktail. The two freaked out and Brian picked up the beer bottle and wisely threw it away to dispose of it but foolishly threw it straight into Cleveland's window, breaking it and lighting the whole house on fire. This caught the attention of the entire neighborhood and Brian yelled to Cleveland "GET YOUR FAMILY OUT OF THERE OR THEY'LL ALL DIE!", which was interpreted as a threat, making Brian look like a racist out of context, thereby getting him blacklisted by the entire neighborgood.