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**Darth Melvin - Dream Big**

Lol.

Dreams do come true.

I knew BJ was maf. Well nit right away of course. BW was in the pms. He was very constructive in his pms. Thats why i sed it was a game with in a game. Aladeen wanted him in the pms but was not happy mh involved him. I figured he wanted to know where  bw stood. The pms really took away from the original game. People were easily led. So he was tp. Bw was left in the game for safe vote. But he didnt reveal baka. I made that out. 112 was so brazen. Her outburst and antics made her tp. Her false claims did very little but raise needless suspicion on other players. That would be stoopid for her to act that way with 2 maf left in play. That made her tp. Along with her outburst to quit playing lol. BJ played on BW and 112s hate on for me. He built up their tunnel vision. I thought it was BW at first then reread all bjs comments. But the 2 tps were so blinded. Even when I was saved...i told u all at my lynching that I was TP. No reason to lie... So regardless if I played this out and spit all this out. It would not have ended any different. Right? Lol gg.

**Zfetch's assertion**

We stand at 4 mafia, 5 tp, 2 lovers.

THATS A BIG RATIO GIVEN THE LOVERS LOOK LIKE TP AND YOU GUYS ONLY BOTHER THINKING ABOUT THE MAFIA

Anyways, so this round I die.
This means Heffy is dead as well.

3 mafia, 4 tp, 2 lovers

First off, you guys are screwed unless you activate the SK purely numbers wise. (3/4 is not the same as 1/3)

So here is where we kill MH.
You guys literally have no brain so maybe you hit lucky and get one of my teammates.

2 mafia, 3tp, 2 lovers.

**Zfetch was PISSED**

OK NOW IM PISSED.

CLEARLY PEOPLE ARE HESITANT TO LYNCH ALADEEN. GUESS WHAT MONKEY BUTT? THEY WILL NEXT ROUND.(WHICH IS STUPID. JUST DO IT ALREADY)

ALSO(THIS REQUIRES A HORIZONTAL LINE BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE STUPID AF)
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ANYONE WHO TRIES TO LOOK GOOD BY SAYING "OOOOOOOO. IT'S IN FETCHIES HISTORY...OOOOOOO. LETS JUST LYNCH THE SHERIFF CUZ HISTORY...OOOOO" SHOULD BE AT THE TOP OF THE LYNCH LIST.

HISTORY IS NO EXCUSE FOR WHEN YOU GOT A SHERIFF.

**Milk and Honey - A Real Pressure**

I have a serious announcement to make.

I have called all of you here on this beautiful day, to announcement the time of milk and honey is done. Yes that is right I am retiring. I know this may make some of you happy.(Kaz looking at you <3333) It has been a real pressure to play with you guys over the last couple of years.  I will some of you, others not so much. I haven't been more proud in my life to complete the impossible in my final mafia game, though. This is truly a record-breaking moment and I couldn't have done it without my evil mafia brothers, my potato tp and  my homie the potato vig. I love you all very much. I don't know how much I will be on CDC in the future but y'all will always have a place in my heart. (probably not but it sounds nice) MR is probably upset at how many English mistakes I am doing but I really don't care. Finally, I want to thank the support, love, and acceptance from you lot. You lot have been nothing but first class and Canadian. Nice, polite and drunk. A deadly combo unless you are dral.

Goodnight y'all. It's been a real pressure. I am really looking forward to my life after mafia. 70pages in 2days mostly because of me, a treble of kills on me, me winning as mafia, and me hosting the first game in a long time that tp won been some of my highlights. Its time for a new chapter and now is the time to begin that chapter.

Thank you and I will leave you with this

GO TP GO!

**Milk being the central**

and me being the central of things shall﻿﻿﻿﻿﻿ begin.

 word of wisdom from la boy here

I am tp. go look elsewhere and save the effort and time.

**Generational EP is angry**

You &^@#ing rat bastard Beluga Whale. I &^@#ing knew it was you all along. The ratio of going after you vs others was prolly 75:25 the entire match on my end. &^@# &^@# &^@#. I even hate your guts that much more for pretending last night that we actually won!!!!

If it wasn’t for the stupid back and forth replies you, BJ, Stamkos, Falcon had before nightfall last night I would have never changed my opinion of you. Swung us your way so props for that. I even said it last night after the post game locks on Falcon that I had a bad feeling about you from the begging and it was hard to ignore your up my ass play.

falcon45ca &^@#, we all got played and had no other choice. BW u little weasel I swear to GOD !!!!!! Honestly &^@# you for that little back and forth between the 4 of u prior to nightfall. That changed everything and either way, you won even before I changed my vote to a lock because Stamkos and you did which would have resulted in a win through tie/parity anyways