Rick Sanchez (Dimension-53622)

### Aliases

Tommy, Rickerd, Doug, Dougard, Mister Art, ArtMan, Blue Cuckhog, Mechanic Rick, Rob, Ron, Knuckles, Senlie Old Toot, Maintenance Rick, Lava-Proof Rick, Dummy, Bad Grandpa

## Personal Information

### Identity

No Dual

**Richard "Rick"** **Sanchez**, is one of the titular two main protagonists (alongside Tommy Coolatta) of *Rick and Tommy.* He is a megagenius scientist whose alcoholism and reckless, nihilistic behavior are sources of concern for his "daughter's" family, as well as the safety of their son, Tommy.

## History

### Tommynator 3: Rick of the Machines

The beginning of the episode shows Rick exit from a bar, occupied by no-one but himself. He sees Tommy over by the playground, and asks if Doctor Strange has shown up yet. Tommy explains that he did, and told them that they need to find something within the city. Rick comments about how vague that is, but they start their search nonetheless.

During their search around the town, Tommy ends up seeing an Ice Machine, and thinks it refers to a company named ICE. He then laughs at this idea, and upon further inquiry about what is funny, Tommy only replies with, "I get it". Their search continues when Rick portals Tommy to the end of a big field. When Tommy runs back to Rick, he reports that he only saw some trees, and, "possibly a badger". The two then entered some homes nearby, and searched through those. Upon seeing that there was no furniture in the home, Tommy was sure that a bomb must have gone off in the home.

While Rick and Tommy looked through one of the homes of Dimension-74, Tommy saw The Golden Crisp Badger of the South, peering at him through the window. The Badger had heard that the two were looking for something, and assumed it was the Quantum Fluxurator. He attempted to tell them where it was, but they couldn’t hear him. Rick and Tommy continued their search around the town, and while they did this, the Badger followed them around. They searched through a small part of the sewers, and even the police station, which Tommy was scared to go into, due to the gun he was holding. During this, Tommy noticed the Badger several times, but due to Rick being drunk, he couldn’t see it.

Eventually, the duo decided on checking the Freddy Fazbears. Once inside, Rick finally saw the Badger, and the two ran into the security office. Once they were finally safe, Rick explained to Tommy that they were in a dimension where the game Five Nights at Freddy’s was real. Their safe haven didn’t last long, and the duo were forced to split up and attempted to outrun the Badger, who had become angry at them, after realizing that they could see him, but where just ignoring him.

While they were split up, Rick entered the basement, and found the Quantum Fluxurator. After several attempts, Rick was able to get it out of the restaurant, but he unfortunately dropped it onto the train tracks, and it rolled away before Rick could see where it went. Rick then ran into the Badger, who was now just a floating head. Rick bargained with the head, telling him that if he showed him where the Fluxurator went, then he would tell the giant head the secrets of portal technology. The Badger then brought Rick to the train tracks, where Rick searched up and down the entire thing, but he found nothing.

When the Badger returned, Rick yelled at him for lying about where the Fluxurator was. The Badger retaliated by conjuring a new one for Rick. But before he was able to pick it up, the Badger began to chase after Tommy and Rick once more. Rick circled back and picked up the new Fluxurator, and eventually Tommy also came back around. Rick told them to split up, and when Tommy went into the sewer, he ended up finding the original Fluxurator. Rick hid the new Fluxurator in a safehouse near the train tracks, and Tommy told Rick to meet him at the train tracks.

Before Rick could arrive however, the Badger got to Tommy first and tried to take the Fluxurator from him, but Rick swooped in and took it from him. Rick quickly brought it to the safehouse, and then met back up with Tommy by the tracks. Here, they saw the Badger, who was frozen in place. The Badger’s skin melted off, and then it’s metal endoskeleton began to attack them. Rick ran to the safehouse to attempt to move the fluxurators, but this was cut short, as Tommy also came to the safehouse. Only problem with that was the fact that the Badger was chasing Tommy. Afraid their cover had been blown, Rick sent Tommy away, and Rick hid in the sewers. The two eventually met back up, and formulated a plan. They would find the Badger, and offer to send it back to the South.

When the group found the Badger, it was frozen in place and missing more pieces of the endoskeleton. When Rick asked it if it wanted to go to the South, the robot shook a bit, and died right in front of them. After this, Rick and Tommy brought the Fluxurators to the pond in the middle of town, and Rick called Strange. Minutes later, Strange appeared, and took one of the Fluxurators back to his world.

### Tommysaw Rick

Moments after last episode ended, Rick exits a building and asks where Strange is. Tommy tells Rick that Strange already came and picked up the Fluxurator. Annoyed, Rick asks if Strange said anything else, and confusing their conversation from earlier, Tommy tells Rick that Strange needs them to go to Dimension-12123121212128 and find "something". Even more annoyed, Rick throws down a portal, and the duo enter.

They end up in a world that looks very much like the game of Fortnite, and Rick quickly pulls Tommy to the side to explain where they are. Despite Tommy thinking they were in New York, he pretty much understood the basic concept that everyone in this world is probably a bad guy. As they made their way around the town, they ran into Jonesy. He told them he came in peace, and Rick explained that they came to this world to look for "something". Jonesy made an educated guess, and explained that they were probably there for a sample of the Zero Point. Tommy and Rick realized he was probably right, and Jonesy let them know it wouldn't be easy to get up to it, since everyone in this world was fighting one another.

Rick enjoyed this though, as he likes Fortnite. He and Tommy began to fight the people of this dimension, using their Fortnite weapons. They fought with TomatoHead for a rather long time, before he was eventually sucked into the Zero Point. Now with TomatoHead out of the way, Rick, Tommy, and Jonesy made their way to the Zero Point. Very carefully, Rick took a sample of it. While they celebrated, another person ran up to them, firing his gun at them. Jonesy fell off of the platform they were on, when Rick realized that the person they were fighting was a hacker. He was flying, and was able to respawn as much as he wanted. This presented an even tougher challenge for the team. Tommy tried to fight the Hacker, but was unable to get a good hit on him. But eventually, Rick caught him midsentence, and put a bullet through his head, killing him for good.

After this, Rick and Tommy went down to the street, and got ready to leave. Before they could leave, Jonesy approached them and asked if he could come with them. After some light convincing, Rick agreed, and they all went back to Dimension-53622. Upon arriving, Rick turned to see that Jonesy came with them. He forgot that he just told Jonesy that he could come with them. He then tells Jonesy that he can stay in Jerry's room.

### Tommy Coolatta's Day Off

Days after their last journey, Rick realizes that he needs a new Spoogly Woogly. He dashes into Tommy's room and tells him they have to go on a new adventure. Tommy tells Rick that he can't because he's too busy playing Baldi's Basics. Rick berates Tommy, telling him that Baldi is a horrible game. To prove this, Rick offers to bring Tommy to a dimension where Baldi is real. Tommy agrees, and Rick shoots down a portal, and Tommy enters. He also brings Jonesy with them, and then when Jerry asks to come, Rick shoots a portal at this feet, sending him else where.

Upon arriving, Rick and Jonesy don't see Tommy anywhere. They split up to go and find Tommy, and Rick enters a classroom and finds his grandson. Tommy explains that he is trying to solve a math problem. Rick laughs at this, and keeps interrupting while Tommy tries to solve the problem. All of the stress causes Tommy to hit the table, causing the math tablet to fall off of the table. As soon as this happens, Rick and Tommy hear a slapping sound from the hallway. They venture out and look for the cause of the sound, and stumble across Baldi. He seems friendly at first, but this changes quickly as he starts to chase the duo around the school for getting the problem wrong.

They attempt to hide from Baldi, in a large grass meadow, but he finds them soon after. Tommy eventually finds a classroom for them to hide in, and once they are hidden, Rick explains his true reason for coming to this dimension. He tells Tommy that there is a super rare item that he wants to obtain. Tommy mistakes a vending machine as the item, and breaks the front of it, revealing a hidden room. Rick and Tommy enter, and hide here, but soon Tommy begins to panic. He tells Rick that this is "where the mice hangout". Rick questions this, and Tommy only responds with, "I knew this would happen, Rick. We should leave". They aren't able to leave however, as Jonesy shows up and asks how they've been doing. They explain that they ran into Baldi, and then Rick asks Tommy what they should do next. He tells them to go outside, and Rick listens. He tells Jonesy to stay safe, to which Jonesy responds with, "Alright, I gotta call some friends".

As Tommy exits the secret room, he turns to Jonesy and says, "Sniff ya later", and then forces out a laugh. They then go back out to the big grass meadow and find a really good hiding spot. This spot is shortlived as Baldi finds them, and forces them to continue running. As Tommy runs off, Baldi goes after Rick, who shouts the phrase, "Random Bullshit, go!" as he tosses tables at Baldi. This knocks Baldi out, and Rick climbs onto a table, and using one of his gadgets, floats it to the ceiling. Baldi then wakes up, and flies right towards Rick, knocking him down. Tommy attempts to get Rick to meet him by the large phone, but before they can truly meet up, Baldi catches them again.

Rick hides in a classroom, and tries to get Tommy to admit that Baldi's Basics is a bad game. But Tommy still thinks it's good. Tommy continues to roam the halls singing the Adventure Time Theme Song, and Rick jukes out Baldi. They finally meet up in the school office, where they read a file that claims that Baldi is able to hear any sound that is made, and that is how he keeps finding them. So they decide to not say single word, to see if that works. It doesn't, but only because Tommy couldn't stop whispering the Adventure Time Theme.

Tommy then claims that he has already gotten all of the notebooks that they need to beat the game. When questioned further, he doubles back on what he said, and claims that getting all of them is "ridiculous". They end up hiding back in the large meadow, when Baldi starts to send them messages. He tells them that Jonesy is keeping secrets and cannot be trusted. Tommy attempts to write back to him, saying, "Bill or Doug?", and when Rick yells at him for confusing who Baldi is referring to, Tommy then write, "Sorry Dougard". In an effort to get them out of hiding, Baldi offers Tommy some soda, but RIck tells him not to take the bait.

They walk back inside and find a vending machine, but when Rick goes to use it, it swings open an reveals a hidden hallway. At the end of the hallway, is a door labelled, "Baldi's Office". Rick enters, and finds what he is looking for, a regular apple. When Tommy asks what they would use the apple for, Rick responds with, "I don't know, maybe eat it". Just before they were about to leave the room, Baldi appeared, but he seemed to be friendly. He opened the door for them, and swayed them out of the room. But just as the exited, he started chasing them again. Rick, still holding the apple, run to the front doors of the school, and prepares to leave. He sets the apple down, and realizes they have to get the rest of the notebooks still, and quickly look for Jonesy.

Very quickly, Tommy finds another book, as Baldi chases him around. As a way of defying Baldi, Rick starts to spraypaint the walls. He runs throughout the halls singing the words, "I'm writing on the walls!" But this makes Baldi angrier, and he yells at them to leave. Rick responds with his new catchphrase, "I don't give a fuck!". Tommy then tells Rick he found the last book, but it's in a maze. Rick yells at him, telling him there is no maze, and to meet him in the meadow. Tommy shows up, and they make their way back to the maze. When they get there, they see that Baldi is gaurding it. Tommy tries to get him to leave, but he can't. Using his anti-gravity gun, Rick picks up a vending machine and throws it at Baldi, but it misses and grazes Tommy, who starts crying.

During this, Baldi enters the maze room, and Rick tells Tommy to stand back. He does so, and Rick pulls out a Disintegration Ray, and shoots it into the room, erasing Baldi from existence. They walk into the room and gather the final notebook. Before they leave, they find Jonesy, and grab the apple. Rick opens a portal, and Tommy refers to all of them as, "Bill, Douglas and Timmy". Before they leave, Rick makes Tommy admit that Baldi's Basics is a bad game. Tommy admits that it is, but only due to how hard the maze was.

Back at home, Rick tries to find Beth, asking if she touched his "Florpy Borpus", but he ends up running into the elliptical table that Jerry installed. Annoyed with this, Rick sends it to a different dimension. After doing this, he exclaims, "All in a days work."

### Fighting Green Goblin

Days after this, Rick and Tommy found themselves fighting the Green Goblin. The reason for this is unknown, but they seemed to also be very outnumbered in terms of strength. Their fight against Green Goblin ended when either Rick or Tommy was able to kill the Green Goblin.

### Rickmophobia

Minutes after the Green Goblin was killed, Rick walked into the living room and saw Tommy on the couch, and wanted to congratulate him on helping defeat the Green Goblin. Tommy kept saying he was the one who killed Green Goblin, and Rick got mad at this, as he remembers being the one to kill him. After their small argument, Rick tells Tommy to head off to bed, and maybe the next day they can go to Chuck E Cheese's. Rick goes into this garage and begins his drinking binge.

Twenty minutes later, Rick realizes that they shouldn't have killed Green Goblin, so he runs into Tommy's room and tells Tommy that they were susposed to kill him. He blames Tommy for this, changing his opinions on who killed the Goblin. Rick explains that they need to go and get a Spoogly Woogly to bring Goblin back to life. Whlie Rick was yelling at Tommy, Jonesy woke up due to the screaming, and asked what was going on. Rick re-explained what happened, and yelled at Tommy to get out of bed. Tommy went reluctantly went into the garage with Rick and Jonesy, and Rick shot a portal for them all to go through.

The trio was now in the Grobu Lob System, one of Rick's least favorite places. Rick asked Tommy if he remembered what they were looking for, and Tommy got it confused with the apple from Dimension-321018. Just then, a Rawrpy Darpy appeared, and Rick, Tommy and Jonesy all ran off into different areas. Rick eventually found Tommy, and Tommy tried to convince Rick that the name, "Rawrpy Darpy" was a slur. The two hid in a bathroom, and Rick told Tommy that the Rawrpy Darpy was trying to keep the Spoogly Woogly safe. Tommy then ran out of the house, and Rick tried to follow and lost him. While Rick tried to find Tommy, Tommy tried to trick the Rawrpy Darpy by yelling that he was inside, but in reality he was not. This just confused Rick more, but Tommy ended up finding him.

Rick and Tommy found another house to hide in, and Rick saw a photo of a woman on a wall, and told Tommy he was going to "bust a nut". Tommy called him gay, to which Rick told him that he was pansexual. Tommy then explained that he found the perfect hiding spot, which was in a pool. Rick was lost, but ended up finding it, and got inside with Tommy. Tommy told Rick that they should dig down deep, and they will find the apple. Rick explained that they already have the apple, and that that isn't waht they are looking for. Tommy then asks Rick to tell him a scary story, so Rick does. Rick tells Tommy the story of the ants living on a turd in a haunted house. Tommy gets confused and thinks Rick is trying to tell him that he is secretly an ant, to which Rick explains that he is too big to be an ant, and if he were an ant and was that large, would he really be an ant at that point.

The two continued their search for the Spoogly Woogly. They went into a very tall building, that Tommy thought was the Ghostbusters Tower. They hid in the third floor, and Tommy started to walk around and shatter all of the windows. Tommy and Rick went to the roof and looked around for a better spot, and found a parking area. They made their way to it, and looked for the Spoogly Woogly, but the Rawrpy Darpy found them, so Tommy ran off. He eventually found his way back and they ran through several more houses, and stopped in a bedroom to think of a better plan. While they pondered, Tommy went to the bathroom, and asked Rick to help him wipe. This made Rick disgusted, and he berated his grandson as he attempted to remember how old he was, so he could yell at him more. Tommy ran out of the house, and Rick followed, as Tommy found a new hiding spot, a bush. Rick told him how bad the spot was, but when they went to walk away, they found the Rawrpy Darpy again, so Rick hid in the bush.

Realizing this wouldn't work, Tommy and Rick went into another house and walked out the back. They found another parking garage, and Rick was sure the Spoogly Woogly was inside. Once they made their way in, Tommy saw a lantern and mistook it for the Spoogly Woogly. Just then, the Rawrpy Darpy showed up, and trapped them inside. Tommy juked the monster out, and left Rick stranded. Rick eventually did get out, but was very angry at his grandson for leaving him, calling him the "worst partner". Tommy, out of anger, hit Rick with his crowbar, making Rick even more angry. He chased after Tommy, all while the Rawrpy Darpy still chased after them. But while they ran, Tommy thought he found the Spoogly Woogly, and led Rick to it, but to no-one's surprise, Tommy did not find it. All he found was a grill, much to Rick's dismay.

At this point, Tommy was pretty sure the Spoogly Woogly wasn't in the Grobu Lob System, but Rick was determined to find it. Tommy suggested that Rick just Ask Jeeves where it was. This confused Rick, as he had never heard of the search engine "Ask Jeeves". Rick ended up searching it up, but couldn't find anything. Rick realized he may have brought them to the wrong part of the Grobu Lob System. Rick then asked Tommy if he had seen Jonsey at any point, and Tommy said he would go look for him. Rick went into the Ghostbuster's Tower, and waited for Tommy and Jonesy to show up. Tommy eventually found him, and Tommy and Jonesy found Rick on the third floor. They asked where Jonesy was, and he told them he wouldn't want to know. Rick was just tired of everyone at this point, so he shot a portal down, and made everyone jump through it. But right before they did, Jonesy tried to tell Rick and Tommy something, but figured it would be better to tell them when they got home.

When the trio entered the portal, they realized they had travelled to the wrong dimension. They were aboard a crashing StarShip. Jonesy, realizing this may be the end, told Rick and Tommy the truth. He told them about how he works for IO and was sent by Doctor Sloan to find Planet Creator. Rick cut him off and told him he didn't care. Rick shot a portal down, and him and Tommy jumped through, leaving Jonesy to die.

### Telling Tommy the Truth

Later the next day, Rick looked out his kitchen window and pondered. He thought about all of the adventures him and Tommy had been going on and how fun they were. But he then realized he would soon have to tell Tommy the truth. Before Rick could worry about that too much, he turned and realized they still hadn't gotten a replacement table for the kitchen. Rick realized that their next adventure would be to go and get a table.

### Rick and Tommy's Excellent Adventure

Rick walked into Tommy's room to invite him to go on an adventure. When he entered, he saw thirty wheelchairs just sitting in Tommy's room. When he asked Tommy why there were so many wheelchairs, Tommy gave him several different answers, such as "it's an art project made by Jerry" and "I worked at a Subway for thirty seconds". Rick waved it away, and told Tommy he had a fun adventure for them to go on.

Rick brought Tommy into the kitchen, and attempted to get him to understand that there was no more table in the room, Tommy was busy looking out the window, as he saw the IO Bear staring at him. Rick didn't believe him, and was getting annoyed with his grandson, so he ditched his plans and made his way into the garage. He told Tommy that he would just get into the car and find a table on his own, but when Rick opened the garage, he saw the IO Bear standing in front of him.

Rick and Tommy ran into the house and tried to figure out what to do. Tommy had the great idea to use the houses defense systems, and shut the house down. This backfired as it shut the Bear inside the house with them. Rick and Tommy then ran into Rick's room and tried to form a plan, but the Bear made it's way into the room, so the duo ran out in panic. They ran into the garage, as Rick realized he might have to activate his device which would erase the entire dimension. But then Tommy explained to Rick that he trapped the Bear outside, so Rick ignored his plan. But this quickly changed as the Bear teleported inside, and scared the two. Rick shot out a portal, and told Tommy to jump through, and Rick followed right behind him.

They were now in the Grobu Lob System, just as they were only days before. They didn't have time to chat, as the IO Bear teleported to the Grobu Lob System too. The Bear walked around and attempted to find the duo, as they hid throughout the neighborhood. The duo realized that they couldn't keep hiding, and would have to move once more, so Rick and Tommy met together in a house, and jumped through another portal, leading them to Dimension-321018.

Now in Dimension-321018, Rick and Tommy had only seconds before the IO Bear appeared behind them. The quo quickly made their way to a different hidden room then the one they used last time in this world. As they hid, Rick saw that the Bear was already in the room with them, so they both quickly ran out and Rick had an idea. He ushered Tommy into a room they had been in before, which Tommy claimed you had to be, "as small as a mouse" to enter. But Rick's idea didn't work, as the IO Bear made it's way into the room, and the duo was back to running again. The duo split up, and the Bear decided to follow Rick, and trapped him in a room. At the same time, Tommy entered and the two ran off. Just then, the IO Bear began to speak to them. The IO Bear said, " IO IS COMING", and "YOU CAN'T STOP THEM". Tommy and Rick began to discuss this, as Rick realize that they had seen the IO Bear, back when they were in Dimension-74. Somehow, Tommy picked up on what Rick was saying, and came to the conclusion that IO has been following them the entire time. Rick realized they needed to ditch this dimension, and he shot a portal, that led back to Dimension-12123121212128.

When Rick and Tommy arrived, they realized a flaw in their plan. This dimension was mere moments from collapsing, as the Zero Point was about to destroy everything. The two ran around until they found a safe place to meet, and shot another portal, leading them to Dimension-74.

At their final destination, Rick and Tommy tried to find a new spot to hide. Rick claimed it shouldn't be hard because they know all of the good hiding spots. Tommy wasn't listening, as he saw the playground near the Freddy Fazbear's which he enjoys. Rick found them a hiding spot, and they went into the building, and Tommy saw another ICE box, which made him think about the last time they were here. Rick tried to talk to Tommy, but Tommy wasn't listening, as he saw the IO Bear appear right behind Rick. He ran out of the store without alerting his partner, which made Rick mad. Tommy tried to tell Rick to hide at "his two houses", to which Rick explained again that they were not his houses. They eventually found a dock, and an island, and Rick portaled the two over to the island. Once on the island, they ran inside the house that was built there, and as soon as they entered, they saw the IO Bear waiting for them. They ran out of the house, attempting to flee the beast. Rick portaled back to the mainland, but Tommy didn't notice, so he was still being chased by the IO Bear. Rick portaled back and tried to get Tommy through a portal, but the IO Bear arrived, so Tommy jumped into the water, in an attempt to swim to shore. Rick portaled back to the mainland again, as he watched Tommy start to sink in the water, as he can not swim.

Tommy eventually made it to land and they ran back into the city, dodging the Bear while they did this. The duo ended up getting split up, and attempted to explain to each other where they were, without actually giving it away. They eventually met back up, and went into the sewer. Once here, they accidentally got lost, and argued more. When they met up, they found the underground enterance to Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. They snuck into the building and hid in a Staff Only room. Here, Tommy read off different posters, and questioned where the Golden Crisp Bader's poster was. This bliss went away quickly, as the IO Bear found them. Rick told Tommy he had one final plan, they needed to get into the security office.

They were able to sneak into the office, but this didn't matter much. They were cornered, and had no way out. Rick was out of portal fluid, and didn't know what to do. The IO Bear walked off, as Rick and Tommy said their goodbyes. Rick apologized for being a bad grandpa, and always putting them in danger, while Tommy didn't fully understand the gravity of the situation. While they did this, Jonesy had portaled in and fought the IO Bear. The fight ended with the IO Bear being destroyed. Jonesy walked to the security room and told Rick and Tommy the good news. He was finally able to explain eveything, and he also told them that he wants to keep going on adventures with them both. Rick agreed that he could continue going on adventures with them, much to Tommy's chagrin. Rick shot down a portal, and Jonesy and Tommy hoped in. However, before they went back home, Rick went and collected the IO Bear's pieces and brought them home with him.

### Creating a Spoogly Woogly

After the events of the last week, Rick sat Tommy down and went to teach him how to make a Spoogly Woogly. After a little bit of time, Rick had created a new Spoogly Woogly, But then Rick pondered, about what ever happened to the Golden Crisp Badger of the South. Tommy thought about it too, claiming maybe his spirit went to space, or into a rock. Rick began to berate him for this, unaware that the Golden Crisp Badger's spirit was in the same room as them, in the body of the IO Bear.

### Finding Jerry

A day after this, Rick and Tommy find themselves in their dining room, which has been fitted with a new table. They are standing over the food they both brought into the room to eat, with Rick having a half-eaten hot dog, and Tommy having a jar of peanut butter. Rick mentions that he wishes he could open the pickle jar on the table, and Tommy comments that he could probably open it. Rick begins to talk about how he isn’t sure where Tommy’s mom or his potential sister could be that morning, which prompts Tommy to ask where Jerry is. Rick brings up that that’s a good point, and the two begin to search the house looking for Tommy’s dad.

Rick mentions that there is no way Jerry isn’t home, since he doesn’t have any friends to hang out with. They enter the living room where Jonesy is watching TV, and ask him if he has seen Jerry. He tells them he doesn’t even know who Jerry is, which shocks both Rick and Tommy. Rick then notices the remote control car set that Tommy has set up in the living room. Rick remarks about how lame he finds it, and jokes that Tommy and Jonesy must have been playing with them the night prior. Rick checks the kitchen, where he finds Jerry’s incense, making fun of how lame it is, and how Jonesy could have also been the one who did it. Jonesy then claims he has never been in the kitchen before. This annoys Rick, who checks Jerry and Beth’s room, where they find some anime drawings on the wall. Rick makes fun of them and then notices there is a painting that's just a giant black blob. Rick and Tommy then check Tommy’s room, which is filled with Tommy’s “abstruct art”, which is just a random assortment of items Tommy found.

They then check upstairs, looking in Rick’s room, where he is not found. When Rick attempts to leave the room, Tommy blocks the doorway, which anger’s Rick more. As they leave the room, Rick remembers where Jerry is. Rick brings Tommy into the garage, where he remembers that earlier, he had sent Jerry to a random dimension. Rick tells Tommy that he can send Tommy to whatever dimension Jerry is in, and he can find him. Tommy wonders why Rick isn’t coming, and Rick mentions that he has plans with Jonesy already. Tommy guesses that they are going to a water park, and Jonesy enters the room. Rick yells at Jonesy for mentioning the fact that they were going to a water park, confirming Tommy’s suspicions. To avoid dealing with Tommy, Rick quickly gets Tommy to go into a portal, which leads Tommy to Dimension-120.

Later, as Jerry watches his son get shot at, a portal opens up and Rick jumps out. He is shocked to see Jerry alive and tells him he’s proud, but Jerry is too scared to care and just begs Rick to take him home. Rick, feeling less proud, drops a portal and Jerry and jumps into it. Rick then drops a portal that leads somewhere else and gets Katt to go into it. Tommy begs to leave, and Rick is shocked to hear this, assuming Tommy would love a place like this. Rick drops a portal and the two go home.
The next day, Katt decides to go back up to Jerry’s pile of random things and kicks one of the items, which sets off a portal that leads right to Rick and Tommy’s home. Katt jumps through the portal, only to be killed the second he steps foot in Rick’s garage.

### Little Tommy

Later that same day, Rick and Tommy decide to go outside and sit around a fire in their backyard. While they are doing so, they get into an argument about who lit the fire, with each person claiming they did it. Tommy then asks Rick if he can “turn the fire down” since he is too hot. Rick tells Tommy to just step away from the fire, but Tommy claims that didn’t work. Tommy then reminisces about the time that he “got Satan to drink all of the pool water”. This sets Rick off, as he doesn’t believe that Tommy actually did that. Tommy is adamant about the fact that he made Satan drink pool water. During the argument, Tommy attempts to gaslight Rick, by telling him that he’s drunk. Rick casually looks over at his heaping pile of bottles next to him, but he is still taken aback by what Tommy said. Fully pissed and wanting to prove his grandson wrong, Rick drops a portal to Hell, and the duo goes into the portal.

Now in Hell, Rick, and Tommy look around, and Rick asks if this is what Tommy remembers Hell looking like, and Tommy says it does. Tommy attempts to convince Rick to go home since he thinks Satan will be mad at him for making him drink the pool water, but Rick interrupts him and tells him that it’s too late to go home. Rick then attempts to explain how drunk he is to his grandson, but stops mid-sentence due to him “filling up his pamper”. He continues what he was saying, letting Tommy know that he had a lot to drink, and will need his grandson's help navigating this adventure. Tommy agrees to help, and Rick starts to gear up. He gives Tommy a Sentinel Hammer, and Rick uses a Plasma Rifle. Rick explains that if anything goes wrong, they can meet up in the room they are currently in. Rick interrupts his own explanation, by doing the voice of his flask, claiming that it wants him to drink from the flask. Barely entertaining this, Tommy acknowledges that he “hears” the flask too, and Rick gets another sip of his alcohol.

Now ready, the two begin to walk around through the hallways of Hell. Very quickly they run into a man in full body armor, firing at demons. Rick and Tommy explain that they are there to talk to Satan, but the man, named DoomSlayer, tells Tommy that Satan was already killed. But then, DoomSlayer recognizes Tommy and asks if he’s the guy who made Satan drink the pool water. This makes Rick angry, as it proves Tommy’s story to be true. DoomSlayer asks the two if they can help him, but before they can answer, Rick’s “flask” begins telling him to get another drink of alcohol. Rick listens, and DoomSlayer asks Tommy what Rick is doing, to which Tommy explains it’s just a bit. DoomSlayer offers Rick and Tommy gum, and Tommy takes a piece. They agree to help DoomSlayer and enter the next room, where Rick asks DoomSlayer if he knows where Satan is. DoomSlayer is confused and asks if Rick heard anything he just told them, to which Rick admits he heard nothing because he has has his AirPods in the entire time.

They enter the next room, where a giant demon lies. The three run away from the beast and enter a room full of much smaller demons. They all begin to fight the demons, as Rick explains that David Spade is actually from Hell. This fact surprises Tommy and annoys DoomSlayer because Rick and Tommy keep getting sidetracked. DoomSlayer tells them there's a room they need to get to fast, and the trio hurries to the room. On their way, Rick suggests that Tommy and he should DoorDash when they get home, and Tommy agrees, noting that they should DoorDash Baskin-Robbins. They get to the room, and DoomSlayer enters a machine that sucks him away. Thinking that the adventure is over, Tommy attempts to get Rick to leave, but Rick is adamant about staying and makes Tommy enter the machine too. Rick follows right behind him, and the two end up in a room they were in previously. They also find DoomSlayer, who begins to lead them to a different place, but Rick lags behind due to his “flask” calling his name again.

He eventually catches up with them and they enter a room full of creatures that DoomSlayer refers to as Athens. Tommy asks Rick if he can take care of them, and Rick attempts to shoot the Athens, but his hand-eye coordination is off so he keeps missing. Tommy tells Rick to give him the gun, but Rick refuses. Rick asks Tommy why he is so adamant about “ruining” his good time, and Rick begins to fight the demons, as Tommy storms them with his crowbar. Tommy eventually gets knocked to the side, which makes Rick laugh. Tommy accidentally refers to Rick as God, which makes Rick question whether is or not. Rick then kills the rest of the demons in the room and rushes over to DoomSlayer to tell him something important. This important thing turns out to just be Rick burping in DoomSlayer’s face, and then doing the same thing to Tommy. Rick then decides he’s gonna have some fun being in Hell, and kicks things into the next gear, telling Tommy that this is the kinda stuff they live for. Tommy then notes that DoomSlayer is no longer in the room with them, but Rick doesn’t care.

Rick and Tommy eventually find DoomSlayer fighting the giant demon from earlier, but to prove a point, Rick kills the monster in a single hit. But before he can do it himself, Tommy swoops in and kills it first. This shocks Rick,  who then tells DoomSlayer to walk away so he can talk to Tommy. Rick tells Tommy that he thinks they should kill DoomSlayer, but Tommy doesn’t want to. Rick tells him that he thinks DoomSlayer is ruining the vibe of the adventure, but Tommy says the adventure has been over ever since DoomSlayer proved Tommy’s story to be true, but Rick won’t be convinced that easily and says that Satan is the only person who can prove Tommy’s story to be true. The duo then accidentally splits up, which leaves Rick in a room with demons. He starts to get chased by the demons, and eventually runs back into Tommy. He tells Tommy about the room of demons, and the two make their way to the room. Before they enter, however, Rick hears his “flask” call his name, and he takes another swig of his drink. He then pulls out a new weapon he had been working on, called his Little Ricky. The two run into the room Rick was just in, and they kill the demons.

They continue their search for DoomSlayer when they accidentally walk into a room full of demons. Rick and Tommy start blasting the demons when Tommy notices that Rick’s Little Ricky is speaking and then pitches the idea of making a Little Tommy which is like Rick’s gun, but it’s shaped like Tommy. Rick tells Tommy that nobody would buy that gun, and they enter another room with more demons. While they fire at the demons, Rick notes that they have to kill the demons because they are different, and if things are different then they have to be killed. Tommy tries to ask why they don’t wait before they just start killing the demons, to which Rick tells him that it’s because the demons look different. And to nip the thing in the bud, Rick loudly exclaims that he is not racist.

While they are walking, Rick and Tommy run into a skeleton, who begins to attack the two. Rick and Tommy start shooting at the skeleton, but it won’t die. Rick bails and runs off, but is found by the skeleton very quickly. Rick and the skeleton run back into the room where Tommy is in, and start to ask the skeleton questions. First, they find out that the skeleton hates Rick and Tommy, and that he is actually the skeleton of DoomSlayer. While Rick and Tommy were arguing, DoomSlayer got killed by Satan, who was resurrected. Rick mishears this and thinks DoomSlayer said, “Stan”, and attempts to figure out who Stan is. Tommy thinks it could be an anagram for Satan, but Rick is pretty sure it’s an anagram for Santa. Rick then walks over to the body of a dead demon and starts to pee on it. Tommy starts to worry about Satan, but Rick says they shouldn’t worry since they’ve taken on bigger things before, and the two start their search to find Satan. On their search, they stand on the Demon Altar, which teleports the two into Satan’s room, but they quickly find their way out. But the two are quickly thrust into battle when George shows up, Satan’s lackey. Tommy explains to Rick who George is, and Rick explains that Tommy is Rick’s George. Tommy mentions that he doesn’t regret what he did to Satan, and just as he says this, Satan bursts into the room and attempts to kill Rick and Tommy. Rick dips and hides in Satan’s Room, and Tommy follows suit, as does Satan. Satan chases the two out, and Rick realizes he needs to use something bigger to kill Satan. Rick pulls out his spray paint and paints a penis on the wall. He then pulls out his Disintegration Ray and shoots Satan with it, but nothing happens. Satan tells the two that as long as the fire burns, he will stay alive. Rick thinks that maybe the fire Satan is referring to is the fire the two were standing around earlier that day.

While they fight Satan, he mentions Tommy making him drink the pool water, confirming Tommy’s story for good. Satan tells them if they don’t leave, they will die, so Rick and Tommy agree to leave. Rick blames Tommy and claims the only reason they’re leaving is because Tommy is scared. Tommy jumps through the portal, and right before Rick does too, he calls Satan a dick. Later that night, Rick finds himself at a bar, where he is confronted by Satan. Rick apologizes for calling him a dick, and Satan makes a comment about how Rick hasn’t changed since they broke up. Rick tells Satan that he is already getting enough sass from Tommy recently and doesn’t need Satan’s sass too. Rick drops a portal and leaves but pops back in for one quick second to tell Satan to call him.

### Tommy 06

The next morning, Rick is working on his car, when he realizes he needs a new Jarblee-Hooblee Buhdubu, and that he hasn’t bought a new one in the last thirty years. On his way to the backyard to talk to Tommy, Rick bumps into Jonesy, who is watching TV. Rick mentions that he can see Jonesy’s “trail of slime”, and Jonesy claim’s that it’s Tommy’s. Rick goes outside and sees Tommy playing with some of his toys and tells him they need to go get a new part for the car. Tommy tells Rick he can’t go because he’s busy, but Rick tells him he doesn’t care. Tommy eventually agrees to come, and Rick asks Jonesy if he wants to come, but Jonesy says no. Rick reminds Jonesy that days previous, Jonesy was talking about how excited he was to join their adventures, but Jonesy says that the adventures they go on are lame now. Rick brings Tommy to the garage and tries to explain the part they need, but he calls it the wrong name and admits he just accidentally said an alien slur. He continues his explanation and tells Tommy that the part they need for the car is in tons of different dimensions, so they have a pick in what adventure they have. Rick lists several different universes, such as a Cloud City, a Superhero universe, a Water World, Dimension-74, Beer World, and Green Hill Zone. Rick skips all of them, even when Tommy wants to go to one. They eventually settle on Green Hill Zone, and Rick tells Tommy this counts as his “one Tommy adventure”. Rick drops the portal and the two enter.

They find themselves in Green Hill Zone, where Rick can’t stand how bright and vibrant the entire place is. While Tommy isn’t looking, a giant robotic arm grabs Rick and begins to drag him away. In the sky is Doctor Robotnik, who mistook Rick’s blue hair for the quills on Sonic’s head. As Robotnik begins to drag Rick away, he yells to his grandson, begging for him to help, but Tommy claims that Rick is too far gone, although Rick is only about three feet in front of Tommy. Rick tries to reason with his grandson, but it’s too late, and Robotnik flies off with Rick.

Eventually, Tommy gets to the room that Rick is in and sees only a pool of water separating him and his grandpa, and also Robotnik. Robotnik confuses Tommy with Sonic, and Rick yells at Tommy for going along with it. Tommy attempts to reason with Robotnik but is cut short by Sonic, who rushes into the room and starts to attack Robotnik.

Through the commotion, Tommy goes over to Rick who isn’t very happy to see Tommy. Rick then notes that he thinks Robotnik and Sonic both died since he didn’t see them come out of the water they were fighting in. Just then, Super Sonic flies out of the water, confirming that at least Sonic survived. Rick notices Sonic, and realizes something, causing him to shoot Sonic in the arm with a crossbow. Tommy starts to yell at Rick, but he explains that Sonic’s skin is exactly what they came for. Sonic speeds out before Rick can skin him, and Rick determines that the entire adventure was ruined and blames it on Tommy. The two leave the room and portal back home.

### Rickternal Friendship of the Spotless Tom

Two days later, Rick is on the roof of the house, attempting to repair some of Jerry’s poor shingling job. He ends up smashing a hole in the roof of the garage and decides he is finished working on the roof. When he enters the garage, he sees Jonesy eating his danishes. He tells Jonesy if he doesn’t get out of the garage in four seconds, he will send Jonesy to a toilet dimension. Rick goes to Tommy’s room and walks in to see lots of basketballs on the ground. Upon asking Tommy what they are all for, Tommy explains that it’s a “sports theme”. Rick ignores this and asks Tommy what he’s up to, and Tommy tells him he’s playing Angry Birds. Rick makes fun of this since the game is old and an app and Tommy tells Rick that he’s probably just bad at the game. The argument reminds Rick of the time Tommy claimed he hated Minecraft, which makes Tommy double down on his opinion of the game, claiming it still sucks. Fed up with Tommy’s nonsense, Rick drops everything he was working on and tells Tommy he’s taking him to Minecraft. Tommy tries to tell Rick that he doesn’t need to do that, but Rick doesn’t listen, and to make sure Tommy will go with him, Rick picks up Tommy’s computer, takes it outside, and smashes it. Angered, Tommy storms outside and yells at Rick, but Rick isn’t listening. Rick tells Jonesy to look after the house while they’re gone, and he and Tommy are off.

When they arrive, Rick breathes in the air and admires the place, but Tommy doesn’t care. Rick pulls out a Diamond Sword and asks if Tommy brought his Minecraft weapons, but he didn’t. Rick then finds a cat, and kills it, telling Tommy they can use it for meat, before realizing that cats don’t drop meat in Minecraft. The two then notice a player walking around, and hide from his gaze. That’s when Rick realizes that the player is wearing a skin of Tommy. Tommy doesn’t see the resemblance, but Rick is sure that’s what the player is supposed to look like. Rick then finds a dead chicken, and claims that it’s, “sad imagery”. Rick then convinces Tommy to attack an Iron Golem, but the Golem doesn’t fight back. So Rick tries harder to get the Golem mad at them, so he kills a villager. This sets the Golem off, as he starts to attack Rick and Tommy. Rick runs off and kills some sheep so they can get wool, but Tommy kills a sheep and it doesn’t give any wool which Rick condemns. They then see the player again, who runs at the two and attempts to kill them. Rick thinks the reason the player is trying to kill them is that the Minecraft Tommy wants to take the place of regular Tommy. Rick finds a house and goes inside, and tells Tommy he needs to get inside, because if it's a server, Rick can set the house as his own and limit who can enter. Tommy gets inside, but so does the player, who keeps doing the universal sign for peace. They invite the player inside, and he brings them upstairs where he begins to reflect on his life. Rick and Tommy are very confused, so Rick kills the player.

Rick and Tommy leave out the back door, as Tommy claims there is nothing to do in Minecraft. Rick tames a wolf to show what Minecraft can do, and Tommy ponders why they couldn’t have done that at home. They then notice the player has respawned with a different skin, so Rick attempts to shoot him with a bow, but he misses every shot. The player, now in Creative Mode, begins to attack Rick and Tommy again. The two run off, and Tommy accidentally finds himself in the Nether. Rick tries to aid Tommy while he’s in the Nether, but Tommy thinks the whole place is lame. This annoys Rick, who calls Tommy “hypercritical”. As they argue, Rick finds an Aether portal but says he will use it later. Tommy realizes that the player is in Creative Mode, as he also finds a portal out of the Nether. Rick and Tommy meet up in a Stronghold, and the player finds them too. Tommy enters the End, and eventually, Rick finds the End too.

Now, in the End, Rick says they can use the Dragon Egg to make an egg salad sandwich, but Tommy says he wants to use the egg for scrambled eggs. Rick tries to make a deal with Tommy, telling him he can duplicate the egg using a glitch, and then they can both have an egg. Tommy eventually agrees to this, and Rick duplicates the egg so they each have one. Rick suggests that they stash their treasures in a safe place, and as they are walking to the location, Tommy accidentally knocks Rick off of the End Island and into the Void. He respawns but is very angry since he lost his egg. Tommy sets his egg down next to an End Pillar, and Rick puts the rest of his treasures in the pile. Then, out of nowhere, Rick grabs Tommy’s egg and launches it off of the side of the Island. Tommy runs to stop him, but it’s too late, Tommy’s egg plummets into the Void. As Tommy watches his egg fall, Rick accidentally knocks Tommy into the Void. Rick looks into the Void in astonishment. He isn’t too worried, as he knows Tommy will respawn. To make up for it, Rick fishes Tommy’s egg from the Void, and Tommy returns, angry. He asks Rick why he did that, and Rick explains that it was an accident. He also reminds his grandson that he had just pushed Rick off of the Island just minutes previous, but Tommy gaslights him into believing he tripped. Rick tells him to not worry about it and to just look for more treasures. Tommy grabs Herobrine, who was watching them from afar and adds him to the pile.

The two head back to the Overworld, and are ambushed by Silverfish, and then the player who is still in Creative Mode. Rick watches the player beat up Tommy, and he then runs off. Rick and Tommy meet back up and fend off the player as Rick suggests going to the Nether. They both make their way to the Nether, through different portals, and eventually, meet back up. Rick tells Tommy to not go into the lava, since Rick hasn’t made him lava-proof left. The two continue to fight the player in the Nether, before Rick leaves and tells Tommy to meet him in the desert. The two make it to the desert, as does the player. Rick tries to get the player to stop attacking the two so he can ask him questions, but the player won’t stop. Rick is able to get the player to stop after a bit and asks him why he is trying to kill them, but Tommy runs in and starts attacking the player, ruining their alliance. The player begins to attack the two once more, and Rick declares that he is officially kicking things into “100th Rick Gear”. Rick pulls out his spray paint and starts drawing dicks on the walls as he does. Tommy begins to complain that he doesn’t want to be in Minecraft anymore, since it’s boring and someone is trying to kill them. Rick brushes him off, telling him that he loves going on adventures with his grandpa, but Tommy isn’t so sure. The player returns and catches Rick drawing a penis.

When Tommy makes a comment about the drawing, Rick claims that Tommy just wants to see a drawing of a penis, which starts another argument between the two, culminating in Tommy telling Rick he wants him to admit he’s a dummy. This shocks Rick right to his core, as he never expected Tommy to defy him like that. But Tommy doubles down and wants Rick to admit it. Rick begins to have an explosive confrontation with Tommy over his behavior, quoting Better Call Saul and noting that the series is ordered with Rick’s name first. Tommy explains that they named it that out of pity, and Rick rebuttals by telling Tommy that if Rick weren’t around, Tommy would just be sitting at home with Jerry. Tommy claims he wouldn't mind that, and now more annoyed than ever, Rick pulls out his Universal-Erasal Gun and attempts to silence the player once and for all. Rick shoots at the player and misses most of his shots, as Tommy shouts in his ear that the player is, “right there!”

Eventually, Rick hits the player, but nothing happens. This confuses Rick until Tommy explains that since the player is in Creative Mode, he can’t be killed. Tommy says he will use a rocket launcher, and Rick laughs, thinking it’s funny that Tommy believes a rocket could kill the player. Rick then pulls out a new weapon, something he calls “Cum Balls”. Rick throws his Cum Ball at the player, which hardens the player in a layer of cum, but not for long. Tommy runs in and is attacked by the player, who has been freed from the layer of cum. Tommy starts to tell Rick how stupid using the Cum Balls was, and Rick retorts by pulling out the Staff of the Living Tribunal. Rick launches several magic attacks using the staff, but none do anything, Tommy claims that Rick just doesn’t know how to use the staff, going as far as to say that he himself has used the staff to kill an enemy named Bunger before. Rick has no memory of this event, but Tommy is certain it has happened. Tommy mentions that maybe Rick doesn’t remember due to his constant drinking, to which Rick would claim that he’s making fun of his alcoholism. Rick then makes the giant leap in logic that he never makes fun of Tommy for things he can’t control, and when Tommy asks for an example, Rick mentions that he never makes fun of Tommy’s weight. Tommy claims that he doesn’t have a weight problem, to which Rick tells Tommy that they might have to have a talk later about that.

Tommy wants Rick to just kill the player so they can just go home, and Rick explains that that's what he’s been trying to do. When Tommy asks why they don’t just leave, Rick tells him that it’s the principle of the thing. Tommy, annoyed, tries to talk it out with the player, but Rick won’t stop trying to kill the player. Rick is able to hit the player with the Staff, and kill it for the time being. With this little window of time open, Rick guides Tommy to the Aether portal he found earlier, which leads the two to a Skyblock, where they are found by the player and thrown off. They land back on the Overworld, and the player begins to talk to the two in the chat. He tells Rick and Tommy that the real enemies are both of them. Rick doesn’t agree, but Tommy says that they are the villains, they haven’t done anything but destroy and kill stuff. Rick tries to lighten the mood by saying he at least got to show Tommy how nice Minecraft was, but Tommy says he still doesn’t like Minecraft and probably likes it even less now. Tommy, not caring what Rick says, apologizes to the player, telling him they will leave. Rick shoots a portal, and Tommy goes through it, but Rick stays for a moment longer. He falls to his knees, as he feels the same feeling he felt when his Diane died, the tremendous feeling of loss like he just lost Tommy for good.

Sometime after the two leave, another player finds Rick’s hidden stash of goodies but is stopped by Rick himself, who picks the player up and throws him into the Void.

### Forgetting SaRick Tomshall

Two days later, Rick is in his garage working on one of his projects, when a device he has stored in his garage begins to go off. Rick realizes what this means, noting that “it's” closing, and that he has to assemble the entire family right away. Rick runs straight into Tommy’s room, shouting his name in panic. He tells Tommy to start packing his stuff, and Tommy questions this. Rick doesn’t have time to explain, but Tommy doesn’t care and demands an explanation. Rick gives up and explains that the multiverse is closing, and if the multiverse closes, they won’t be able to go on adventures anymore. Surprisingly, Tommy doesn’t seem to care, which confuses Rick. He attempts to explain to Tommy that if the multiverse closes, it doesn’t just mean no more adventures, but also no more Tommy. This piques Tommy’s interest, and he asks Rick what he means by that. Rick explains, in a very meta way, that if the multiverse closes, the potential for storylines with Rick and Tommy plummets, and means they won’t have a season 2. Worried about this, Tommy asks Rick what they can do, to which Rick explains they need to pack up and hop dimensions. But Tommy says no, he goes against Rick’s wishes and tells him no. Rick tries to reason with him, but Tommy doesn’t want to listen to another word Rick has to say. Knowing he has no other option, Rick goes the only route he knows, and starts fighting Tommy.

Tommy whips out his flame thrower and starts blasting flames at Rick, who runs past Jonesy in the kitchen, and out the front door. Rick and Tommy take their fight outside, using various sci-fi weapons. Jonesy questions what’s going on, to which Rick, who is no longer putting up with anything, tells Jonesy how he truly feels, noting that he is just a worthless side character who could be replaced with a stack of toilet paper. Jonesy whips out his gun and begins to fire at Rick too. Now in a 2V1, Rick whips out his Cum Balls and starts throwing them at his enemies. Tommy explains to Jonesy what’s going on, as Rick gears up for what he’s calling the “big season finale fight.” and he does not intend on losing. Tommy thanks Jonesy for joining his side, and Jonesy asks Tommy if he has any other gadgets they can use against Rick. Before Tommy can answer, they are ambushed by Rick. Tommy asks Rick to stop the fighting, but Rick tells Tommy he doesn’t care, and he doesn’t have to listen since “he’s the main character”.

As Jonesy runs off to find more weapons, Rick and Tommy argue in the streets. Rick tells Tommy that he has stuped down to Jonesy levels, but Tommy disagrees. Rick reminds Tommy that he is replaceable and that he can be replaced at any minute. Jonesy then brings up the fact that if Tommy is as replaceable as Rick says, why can’t Rick just get a different Tommy to come to the new dimension with? Rick, at a loss for words, deflects the question and starts to ask why Jonesy still lives with them. Rick claims it’s because Jonesy needs them, but Jonesy claims that he stays around for Tommy’s sake, but Rick isn’t convinced. Jonesy quickly runs into Rick’s garage and starts to look for weapons to use, as Rick and Tommy continue to fight in the streets. As they fight, Jonesy rides in on a speeder that Rick had hidden somewhere in their neighborhood. He smashes into the side of the house, missing Rick by only a foot. Rick tries to explain to Tommy all of his grievances with him, starting with how annoying and whiny he is, only for Tommy to bring up that Rick is an asshole, Rick himself knows this and mentions that it’s a part of his character. Tommy asks Rick if he’s proud of that fact, and Rick says that he is, because, unlike Tommy, at least he can accept his character, and not try to have a character arc.

Rick attempts to bargain with Jonesy by telling him he will give him five dollars if he joins his team, but Jonesy says he won’t join anyone’s side. Rick mentions the fact that Jonesy literally joined Tommy’s side earlier, but Jonesy claims he is now on nobody’s side because they are both assholes. This annoys Tommy, who admits that he feels like Jonesy never does anything important ever. Rick attempts to convince Tommy that he is just as bad as his grandpa, but Tommy refuses to believe that. Rick then reminds Tommy that he does everything his grandpa says and even dresses like Rick. But Tommy claims he feels like he is forced on the adventures, and that he doesn’t go because he wants to. Rick then hides and starts shooting missiles he can control with his mind

Rick claims that things are going crazy, so he may have to go, to “Super Ricky Mode”, which is Rick amping up his power levels using Gamma Radiation. Using his newfound superpowers, Rick flies over to Tommy, who is now driving on a moped. Rick destroys the moped and begins to fight hand to hand with Jonesy. Rick then admits that he gave Jonesy AIDS in his sleep, and as Rick continues to fly around, Tommy is able to get the upper hand by shooting his flame thrower at his flying grandpa. Rick lands and attempts to shapeshift into a land shark, but his shapeshifting abilities don’t seem to be working. Tommy asks Rick why he isn’t able to make his own decisions, and Rick explains that normally he wouldn’t give this much of a shit if Tommy didn’t want to go, but this was a super important moment and he can’t give Tommy an option. Rightfully, Tommy doesn’t think that’s fair, since they’re partners. Rick tries to explain that since he’s the elder, of course, he should make the decisions. But just as he explains this, Jonesy runs onto the battlefield, wearing the destroyed suit of the IO Bear.

Jonesy explains to Rick and Tommy their flaws, as he tells Tommy that he makes people uncomfortable, and Rick is just rude to everyone. Rick doesn’t understand what’s wrong with that, and Jonesy tells him that nobody wants to be around someone like that, but Rick says he doesn’t care since he doesn’t need anyone else. Rick tries to make it clear that if they were to ever listen to him, now would be the time, but Jonesy calls out that Rick says that all of the time. Rick then brings up the fact that he has never not saved them, and that every adventure of theirs has always ended with everyone being safe, so due to that fact they should all trust him. Tommy then asks a very important question: if Rick doesn’t need Tommy, why does he bring him on adventures? This stuns Rick, as he realizes he doesn’t have a good answer. Rick waves the question away, but Tommy is persistent about finding the answers.

To avoid answering, Rick calls in an airstrike that he has named VERONICA, which ends up hitting no one. Rick then notices that Tommy has the Staff of the Living Tribunal, which annoys Rick since only he is supposed to use it. To combat this, Rick tries to throw the entire couch at Tommy, but he keeps missing. Due to this fact, Rick decides to go one step further and picks up one of the houses in the neighborhood and attempts to crush Jonesy with it. When this doesn’t work, Rick erases the house and everyone inside from existence. When Tommy gets mad about this, Rick explains that it doesn’t matter because there are an infinite amount of those people. This brings Tommy back to his original point: if there’s an infinite amount of Tommy’s, why does Rick want this Tommy to go with him so badly? This finally stops Rick from fighting as he officially confronts his family and his feelings. Rick and Tommy stand in front of the garage as Rick admits his feelings. He tells Tommy that he likes having him on adventures with him, and he enjoys his company. Rick admits that he looks forward to their adventures and he really appreciates him and that at the end of the day, he loves and cares for his grandson. Tommy admits that he doesn’t always feel like that’s true and that he wants them to truly be partners, 50/50. Rick agrees to this, and apologizes, telling him it’s been a while since he has had a partner, referring to Diane, and that having a partner isn’t a normal thing for him. The two issue a new era of Rick and Tommy, as Jonesy approaches and says he is all good now, and that he will also help them on adventures more. Rick and Tommy tell him that if he wants he can clean the house, and Tommy finally agrees to hop universes with Rick.

Rick, Tommy, and Jonesy pack their things and gather in the garage. With only five minutes until the multiverse closes, Rick portals the three to their new home dimension, New Earth. When they arrive, Jonesy notes that he isn’t sure if hopping universes worked, due to them arriving in the exact same house as before. Rick explains that Dimension-6144 also had a Rick and Tommy, but they died, so they can take their places. Jonesy asks Rick if there was a Jonesy here too, but Rick informs him that there was not. Jonesy heads off to the room Rick set up for him, and Tommy goes to do the same, but Rick stops Tommy. Rick then begins to go on a very long rant to his grandson about being in a new universe, and the new adventures that lie in front of them.

A month later, Rick and Tommy are in their garage where Rick talks about the new universe they are in, and how Rick isn’t a big fan of all of the superheroes, and as he turns to face Tommy again, he watches as his grandson fades into dust, as Thanos erases half of all life in New Earth.

## Equipment and Abilities

### Equipment

* Portal Gun
* Laser Gun
* Anti-Gravity Gun
* Spray Can
* Gold Scar
* Disintegration Ray
* Cybernetic Enhancements
* AirPods
* Staff of the Living Tribunal
* Universal-Erasal Gun

### Abilities

* Megagenius-Intellect
* Master Tactician
* Master Combatant
* SuperJump

## Trivia

* It is unknown how Rick knows Doctor Strange.
* Rick has autism.
* Rick is pansexual.
* Rick listens to *Childish Gambino*.
* Rick likes egg salad sandwiches.