Middlemost Post Theme

The **"Middlemost Post Theme"** was composed by Tish and Matt Mahaffey, and originally sung by the latter. It plays at the start of every episode of the show.

### Lyrics

* TV version
* Extended version

```
Once there was a captain
He was a serious dude
Well, he crashed into a mountain *(Oopsie!)*
But man, it lightened the mood

Speaking of lightening the mood
Speaking of thunderous joy
In comes Parker J, a raincloud
Lookin' for new employ
The beardful captain said "hey!"
The cheerful raincloud said "hi!"
They started working together!
What a magical sight!

The Middlemost Post
Ah, aah-aah-ah
The Middlemost Post
Ah-aah-aaah-aaah!
```

```
Once upon a time
A ship wrecked into a mountain
I know that sounds kinda bad
But man, it worked out super AWESOME!
'Cuz the captain of that ship
He was a serious dude
Sometimes you gotta make an "Oopsie!"
Just to lighten the mood

Speaking of lightening the mood
Speaking of thunderous joy
In comes Parker J, a raincloud
Lookin' for new employ
The beardful captain said "hey!"
The cheerful raincloud said "hi!"
They started working together!
What a magical sight!

The Middlemost Post
Ah, aah-aah-ah
The Middlemost Post
Ah-aah-aaah-ah

Once upon a now
They got it all figured out
They got that same-day delivery
They got that magic walrus route
And high above all the norms,
This kid is done making storms!
Sometimes not making a delivery *(Oopsie!)*
But this raincloud's reborn

Speaking of raincloud...
It's time to rain, cloud!
Not with dropsies or wetsies
But with all of your besties!
Russell is truckin' the mail
Angus is keeping it real
No more rainin' for Parker
Just sunshine feels!

Middlemost Post
Ah, aah-aah-ah
The Middlemost Post
Ah-aah-aa-aah
The Middlemost Post
Ah, aah-aah-ah
The Middlemost Post
Ah-aah-aaah-aaaaah!
```

## Arabic

*Please provide Arabic lyrics if you can*

## Bulgarian

*Please provide Bulgarian lyrics if you can*

## Croatian

*Please provide Croatian lyrics if you can*

## Danish

*Please provide Danish lyrics if you can*

## French

**Singer:** Léopold Gaza

*Please provide French lyrics if you can*

## German

*Please provide German lyrics if you can*

### Lyrics

* Lyrics
* Translation

```
היה היה קפטן
כזה בחור רציני
הוא התרסק על ההר
הכל הפך צבעוני

אם מדברים על צבעים
וגם ברקים ורעמים,
זה הוא פרקר ג'יי ענן, העובד החדש!
כל אחד אז ברך את האחר בשלום
והם עובדים עכשיו יחד
כן, הם מחלקים דואר!

דואר מידלמוסט
אה-אה-אה!
דואר מידלמוסט
אה-אה-אה-אה!
```

```
Once there was a captain
Such a serious guy
He crushed on the mountain
Everything became colorful

If we talk about colors
and about lightnings and thunders,
It's Parker J. Cloud, the new employee!
Everyone then welcomed the other
And they work together now
Yes, they deliver mail!

Middlemost Post
Ah-ah-ah!
Middlemost Post
Ah-ah-ah-ah!
```

## Hungarian

*Please provide Hungarian lyrics if you can*

## Norwegian

*Please provide Norwegian lyrics if you can*

## Polish

**Singer:** Adam Krylik

*Please provide Polish lyrics if you can*

## Portuguese (Brazil)

*Please provide Portuguese lyrics if you can*

## Romanian

*Please provide Romanian lyrics if you can*

## Russian

### Lyrics

```
??? он серьёзный дядя он был
Но у вы какое горье
Он на гору приплыл

Это совсем не беда
Это удачный привал
Примчалась оболочка Паркер
Он работу искал
Наш мореход сказал "Хей!"
Потом ответил "Привет!"
Они работают вместе
??? чудесный дуэт

На Почте Мидлмост
Ах, Ах-Ах-Ах-Ах!
На Почте Мидлмост
Ах-Ах-Ах~!
```

## Serbian

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## Slovene

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## Spanish (Latin America)

**Singer:** Kevin Adrián

*Please provide Spanish lyrics if you can*

## Swedish

*Please provide Swedish lyrics if you can*

## Turkish

*Please provide Turkish lyrics if you can*