Goobabs

Goobabs are non-sentient goop creatures made up mostly of moss and the Goobab liquid. They can be juiced and their juice can be fermented. Unfortunately, Goobabs can be corrupted by Enphoso or KEDA and become dangerous. Reportedly very weak to fire.

## Goobab usage

Goobab juice is very delicious and as such is used in many Glaggleland food products. Brands such as Gloog Soda use Goobab juice as their main ingredient. There also exists a Goobab-flavored Thorn Glognut.

Goobab juice is known to have medicinal qualities and is full of vitamins. There exist many different types of pills and liquids flavored or even derived from Goobab juice. A famous example includes Goobabixia juice, which helps slow and reverse brain damage particularly in young Gigglers.

Because of their gloopy and bouncy texture, Goobabs make fantastic, giggly balls. The ball in the popular sport Gooball, enjoyed by thousands of Gigglers every day, is made out of Goobabs.

## Regular Goobab Types

### Green Goobabs

Green Goobabs are the most distinct and common Goobab type. They are completely safe to eat and can be commonly found around areas of freshwater or growing in wetlands. They are soft and chewy like icing and taste buttery and sweet. They are also the color and taste that is mostly associated with the term Goobab.

### Blue Goobabs

Blue Goobabs are a rare type of wild Goobab that are delicious and safe to eat, to a point. They taste tangy and sour, like ripe fruit. However, due to a chemical build-up caused by eating the blue pigment inside of Blue Goobabs, it is unsafe to eat more than six of them within 24 hours. Symptoms of excessive Blue Goobab consumption can range from coughing and headaches to vomiting, diarrhoea and death.

### Orange Goobabs

Orange Goobabs are a unique kind of Goobab that are unsafe for consumption only in their Goobab form. They taste spicy and tangy, however can cause extreme digestive issues and difficulty breathing, and in extreme cases may cause your lungs to collapse. The proper way to consume Orange Goobabs is to juice them, which can be used as a delicious sweet and spicy sauce that compliments many classic Glaggleland dishes.

### Pink Goobabs

Pink Goobabs are the most rare and most delicious of the regular Goobab types. They are sweet and hydrating, like eating a cake infused with rosewater. Additionally, they have no known negative side effects. Unfortunately, Pink Goobabs are extremely easy to mistake for deadly Red Goobabs. To ensure that your Goobabs are pink, poke them before eating. If they produce a gleeful squeak, it is pink. If it makes no sound, it is a Red Goobab and you must dispose of it and sterilize any body parts that have come into contact with it.

## Irregular Goobab Types

### Red Goobabs

Red Goobabs are a dangerous Enphosian Goobab type that have no flavor and are extremely unsafe to consume. Skin contact with Red Goobabs is not advised, and if you find any you should capture them and turn them into the GSA.

### Black Goobabs

Black Goobabs are Red Goobabs that have undergone further Enphosian corruption and should be treated with an even greater caution. Side effects of skin contact may be fatal. There is no way of purifying them and they reportedly have a flavor of dirt and rot.

### Grey Goobabs

Grey Goobabs are the final stage of Goobab corruption and are the most dangerous. Any skin contact will cause immediate death. Not much is known about Grey Goobabs beyond this. Do not attempt to approach these corrupted Goobabs.

### Magenta Goobabs

Magenta Goobabs are another kind of extremely dangerous Goobab with similar fatal symptoms, however they are unrelated to Enphosian corruption. Instead, Magenta Goobabs are created when regular Goobabs come in contact with KEDA. In addition to all of the horrible symptoms of the Enphosian Goobabs, you may also become a victim of KEDA if you consume or touch Magenta Goobabs.

### Dr. Juggleknuk's Flavored Goobabs

The first ever lab-made synthetic Goobab, Dr. Juggleknuk's Flavored Goobabs are safe to consume with no reported side-effects. They are artificially flavored Green Goobabs that come in four flavors: Classic, Nudgle, Tribble and Mercury.

## Unknown Goobab Types

### Chaos Goobabs

A clump of Enphosian Goobabs so corrupted that they have become an intelligent organism and serve as a lieutenant of the Enphosian army. The Chaos Goobab have a lethal touch and can manipulate their shape to cut down ranks of Glaggleland infantry. If you come across the Chaos Goobabs, run away as fast as possible and report the sighting to the GSA.

### Watcher Goobabs

The Watcher Goobabs are a clump of Goobabs that resemble eyeballs that appear in the nightmare of Giggles and Glagglers. Nobody understands what they are, only that people who see the Watcher Goobabs in their sleep will have various degrees of bad luck in the following days, sometimes resulting in death.

### Insanity Goobabs

File:Insanity Goobab.pngA recently-discovered Goobab with the power to induce madness in anyone who is in its surroundings, regardless of contact with it. The effect is stronger as you get closer and no attempt has been made to taste the Insanity Goobabs yet. The origins of this Goobab are completely unknown, but it is theorized that these were created by an entity somewhat different to Enphoso because of its unusual effects. Only a few known instances of this Goobab currently exist.

### Rainbow Goobabs

The Rainbow Goobabs are mythical multicolored Goobabs that have never been photographed or discovered. Many Glagglers consider the Rainbow Goobabs to be a myth, but there are numerous references to such a chromatic Goobab throughout Glaggleland history books. Regardless, one has never been seen so their existence is debatable.