BroDieND

BroDND was a skit put together by Andrew. Using chat to decide on Brodie's class, stats, and race, Andrew put together a wood elf bard. Undenounced to chat at the time, Brodie would later have to use these stats in a series of DND one-shots set up by Andrew.

## Stats

#### Brodie - Level One

1. Stats
	* Strength: 8 = -1
	* Dexterity: 14 = +2
	* Constitution: 13 = +1
	* Intelligence: 14 = +2
	* Wisdom: 11 = +0
	* Charisma: 15 = +2
	* Health: 2 out of 9
	* Armor Class: 12
	* Spell Save; 12
	* Spell Attack: +4

* Inventory
	+ Empty
	+ Empty
	+ Empty
* Equipment
	+ Undergarments: +0.01 to all rolls

* Other
	+ Bardic Inspiration; You can inspire others through stirring words or music.
	+ Mage Hand; A spectral, floating hand appears at a point you choose within range.

## Interactions

### Opening

DM[Andrew]: "Your eyelids slowly open as you awaken. Your head is throbbing and you feel like you are on the brink of death as you get up sharp pain courses through your body and you can't remember how you got here. As you scan the room around you, you notice a few things; the floors and walls of this room are both made of stone, the air is cold, and, you notice, that you're not wearing anything expect for your underwear. There seems to be one door leading out of this room. Above it is a single glass bulb, it resembles a lightbulb that isn't lit up. The bulb has a metal cage around it to prevent damage to the fragile bulb. In the middle of the room is a plaque and two pedestals. On each pedestal is a potion filled with red liquid. The one on the left has a number one engraved on it and the one on the right has a number two engraved on it.

[From there, Andrew quickly shows off Brodie's character and the stats we will be working with. See Level 1 in Stats above for that.]

Brodie: Let's, let's, let's throw me in. Put me in, coach.

DM[Andrew]: You're in! You're currently in, what do you-

Brodie: OH!

DM[Andrew]: What do you want to-?

Elf Brodie[in case you forget, also played by Brodie]: Ugh, my head is spinning and I feel like death.

DM[Andrew]: \*Andrew laughs at the dramatics\* Yeah, you get up. You get up to your feet and like I said I can re explain the room if you like me too.

Brodie: As I understand, there's a lightbulb in a steel cage above the ceiling.

DM[Andrew]: I'll reexplain just the room. The floors and walls are both. The air is cold, blah blah, you realize you're not wearing anything. There seems to be one door leading out of this room. Above it is a single glass bulb, it resembles a lightbulb that isn't lit up. The bulb has a metal cage around it to prevent damage to the fragile bulb. In the middle of the room is a plaque and two pedestals. Sorry, in the middle of the room is a CHEST and two pedestals. On each pedestal is a potion filled with red liquid. The one on the left has a number one engraved on it and the one on the right has a number two engraved on it. There is also a plaque.

Brodie: Okay, I am going to use mage hand and try to open that dang chest.

DM[Andrew]: Alright, so you open up the chest. It open-

Brodie: Can I tell you how I used mage hands real quick?

Andrew: Oh, sorry.. I made a mistake. There's no chest here.

Brodie: \*Betrayed gasp\*

Andrew: I'm so sorry. \*Laughs\*

Brodie: I was going to say to make mage hands, I kiss my hand and it makes another hand off my hand and it floats.

Andrew: And, I wish that is the world we were living, but there's not chest.

Brodie: That's okay, that's okay. So, there's a plague and there's two potions, right?

Andrew: Yes, there's a plague and there's two potions.

Brodie: I wanna inspect the plague. What does it say?

DM[Andrew]: So on the plague reads thus "You know not why you're here, but all will be revealed soon enough. A great reward for you lies at the end of this dungeon should you choose to pursue it. One of these vials will allow you to continue. The other will surely bring your demise. Choose one.

Brodie: Okay, I walk past it, I go to open the door.

DM[Andrew]: Does not open.

Brodie: Ah.

DM[Andrew]: There's not even a handle.

Brodie: Is there like a gap I can stick my finger underneath of it and feel the air on the other side?

DM[Andrew]: Yeah, you, you, put your fingers under the door. The air is...…. the same on the other side.

Brodie: That tells me a lot.

Elf Brodie[Brodie]: There's definitely not a fire over there then.

DM[Andrew]: Cold on this side, cold on that side.

Elf Brodie[Brodie]: I've learned a lot from doing that.

DM[Andrew]: Yeah.

Brodie: Now, I want to take a look at these potions. What does number one look like?

DM[Andrew]: They look identical, save from the number one engraved on one of them and the number two engraved on the other one.

Andrew: And, chat you guys can you know jump in if you have any ideas or want to help Brody out. That is allowed.

Brodie: Now, the canister is holding that is the potions are opaque? I can’t see what’s inside them?

DM[Andrew]: You can see what’s inside them. Both, like it is a glass and the liquid is red inside

Brodie: I’m going to use one of my spells.

DM[Andrew]: Okay.

Brodie: I’m going to cast identify on potion number two.

DM[Andrew]: Okay, you cast identify on potion number two. Just let me really quickly bring up… Identify choose one object that you ,ust touch throughout the casting of the spell. If it is a magic item or some other magic-imbued object, you learn its properties and how to use them, blah blah blah blah blah… Okay! Through the casting of identify, you do learn something. You-

Elf Brodie[Brodie]: Oh?

DM[Andrew]: You take your hands and you wave them around this potion and an aura surrounds it and you can see little piece of information flying off of it. They fly out of the vial and into your ears, filling your mind and you are immediately notified that you absolutely should not drink this one.

Brodie: Okay, hm, then that doesn’t necessarily mean I should drink the other one.

[Both laughing]

Brodie: I mean, well, hey man, I’m part, I’m part of this Saw like adventure. The note said one of them is bad and one of them is good. What’s my intelligence? Ah, it’s actually not that bad. Uh… I’m going to pick up potion number one.

DM[Andrew]: Okay.

Elf Brodie[Brodie]: I’m going to give it a little sniff.

DM[Andrew]: Okay. It’s, uh, sweet.

Brodie: Oh?

DM[Andrew]: Maybe with a little tinge of like some weird something or other, but generally it is a sweet smelling liquid.

Brodie: Now, let me smell number two.

DM[Andrew]: Smells the exact same.

Brodie: Ah, well darn. \*laughing\* Kamil told me to drink number two!

DM[Andrew]: \*laughs\*

Brodie: Okay… would you be pissed if I drank number two..?

DM[Andrew]: You can do whatever you like.

Brodie: Um, I’m going to put number two into my pocket, in my underpants.

DM[Andrew]: You put potion number two in your under-renios. So, I’ll, I’ll, uh-

Elf Brodie[Brodie]: I’m gonna store it.

DM[Andrew]: So, let’s put the pot two in your inventory. You have eight inventory slots. Basically, I’m going to give you one inventory slot per strength that you have, which you have eight. Uh, you can stack things so like, basically you can have eight different items in your inventory.

Brodie: Okay. Let me try this real quick. I’m going to take pot number two out of my undergarments. I’m gonna unscrew the cork and pour a little bit onto the pedestal it was sitting on.

DM[Andrew]:You do so, and nothing happens. It just pours onto the pedestal and that’s it.

Brodie: The way you started that I was like it’s gonna it’s gonna happen. Okay, I put it back in my pants.

DM[Andrew]: Mhm.

Brodie: I pick up potion number one. Okay- Everyone’s saying I should drink potion number two. I identify it and it said don’t do that.

DM[Andrew]: The only information you got from it is you absolutely should not drink potion number two.

Elf Brodie[Brodie]: I’m going to drink potion number one.

DM[Andrew]: Are you sure?

Elf Brodie[Brodie]: I am sure. I give it a little kiss for good luck on the side as I do with most things.

DM[Andrew]: And, you kiss it? You kiss it directly on the number one. Uh, and you bring it up to your lips. You swallow the liquid. It’s kind of the same as it smells, like it’s like sweet, but then theres a weird after taste. You can feel it like moving around inside your body and there’s like an intense warmth coming from you as you realize that you are fully healed.

Brodie: Oh!

DM[Andrew]: Yeah, look at that, and…

Elf Brodie[Brodie]: Look at that, I’m doing good!

Andrew: And look, look, at this. This is you before, this is you now, I did little damage things as well.

Brodie: He has no lips. Oh, I got lips

Andrew: He’s go plenty of lips, playa.

Brodie: I’ve got plenty of lips… I’m waiting for this little update to happen on the screen. I am I buff now? Oh no, I got the blemishes, my God. Hell, yeah.

DM[Andrew]: The damage went away and now you’re at full health.

Elf Brodie: Now, I am strong boy.

DM[Andrew]: The light above the door, BING, lights up, but! …the door doesn’t open. The pedestal with the number one potion on it kind of lowers into the floor at the pedestal where the number two was stays.

Brodie: Okay, read for me the plague one more time.

DM[Andrew]: The plague says "You know not why you're here, but all will be revealed soon enough. A great reward for you lies at the end of this dungeon should you choose to pursue it. One of these vials will allow you to continue. The other will surely bring your demise. Choose one.”

Brodie: I take number two out of my pants and put it back on the pedestal.

DM[Andrew]: You put potion two back on the pedestal. The pedestal lowers into the floor and then the door opens.

Brodie: Damn it! I wanted to keep it.

Andrew: I’m going to tell you the solution to that puzzle, Brodie.

Brodie: Well, I, I solved it pretty well, I think.

Andrew: You did solve it, you did solve it. I’m gonna tell you the intended solution, I should say.

Brodie: Okay, okay.

DM[Andrew]: At the end of the plague, it straight up says choose ONE. You just choose the potion that says one on it.

Brodie: Oh, what the heck!? I hate that, I hate it.

Andrew: It just tells you which one to choose.

Brodie: Whatever, I used a spell slot, who who cares? Drink two. Kamil, we’ve been over this. Two is not good!

Andrew: No, you got through without dying, the other one would have killed you. Okay, we're going to do the first two rooms because the second one's kind of quick. Then will get into it(drawing).

## Trivia

* The first BroDND segments are still watchable in the seventh Behance VOD. Although, the creation of Brodie's character is likely lost forever in a expired Twitch VOD.
* Upon being told his sheet was interactive, Brodie immediately asked to remove the character's underwear.