Clash of Couples/Transcript

(Episode begins at TwoBrains’ house where she calls Pesron on the phone.)

Pesron: Hello, the most wonderfully, amazing, beautiful, girl in the entire world!

TwoBrains: Hi! Want to go get a drink at Le Fance Cafe?

Pesron: Sounds awesome. Let me just finish my last few reps and I'll be over!

TwoBrains: Alright then. See you!

(Cuts to the Candle House where Candle Man sits on the couch playing video games)

Candle Man: Ugh, what’s taking this stupid cutscene so long? (Starts intensely pressing the controller repeatedly) JUST FLIPPIN’ SKIP ALREADY!!!

(Mystic walks up to him and sits by him.)

Candle Man: Yo, Mystic!

Mystic: Hey, sweetie! Wanna go over to Le Fance Cafe and grab a cuppa?

(Candle Man pauses the video game.)

Candle Man: Of course!

(Cue theme song.)

(Pesron enters the cafe and TwoBrains is there.)

TwoBrains: You're here!

Pesron: Yes, I am here now. What should we order?

TwoBrains: How about green tea?

Pesron: I'll get the same then!

(Holding hands, Candle Man and Mystic enter the cafe.)

Pesron: Hello.

Mystic: Oh hi, strong boy.

Candle Man: Can we have two coffees please?

Mystic: And have mine be both sweet and bitter.

Waitress: Here are your green teas and here are your coffees!

TwoBrains: Wow. So both couples are out at Le Fance Cafe, having a nice drink?

Mystic: Makes sense, great couples think alike, ey?

TwoBrains: Yeah, I guess! Anyways, Pesron, can't wait to see you compete in the Strongman tournaments!

Candle Man: Aw, supporting each other? That's cute but we take things head on together!

Mystic: Yeah! Tomorrow it's Lightbulbs vs. Candles and I'm helping Candle Man!

Pesron: Why? You are not a candle.

(Mystic puts a candle on her head.)

Mystic: Tah-da!

Pesron: I still don't think you should do it.

Candle Man: Okay. Well we're doing it anyways because we're the greatest couple ever!

(TwoBrains spits out her green coffee.)

TwoBrains: Greatest couple ever? Do you not think that, maybe, that’s an over-exaggeration?

Mystic: Nah, We looked around and none of the couples were superior to us.

TwoBrains: Oh yeah? We'll see about that.

Candle Man: What's that supposed to mean?

TwoBrains: (whispering) Clash. Of. Couples.

(Candle Man and Mystic gasp.)

Mystic: You dare challenge us?

Pesron: Yes. And we will win.

(The two couples scowl at each other)

Candle Man: Pretty sure ya won’t.

(Scene cuts to Shaduck and Limefong in the Candle House.)

Limefong: Hey Shaduck, have you seen Candle Man anywhere?

Shaduck: I think he's out with Mystic at Le Fance Cafe.

Limefong: Dang. I needed to see if he could warm up this clay, I'm trying to make a sculpture of something from The Grand Theft.

Shaduck: Hmm. I could help!

Limefong: Really?

Shaduck: If I just...

(Shaduck blasts clay and it explodes, going all over Limefong, and he nervously chuckles.)

Limefong: Ugh, why?

(Cuts back to the two couples.)

TwoBrains: Ever heard of that show called Clash Of Couples? It’ll definitely tell us which couple is better, meaning that Pesron and I will be told we’re the best couple ever!

Candle Man: So you want to compete, huh? Well then, don’t come whining to us when you two lose, and you will lose!

(Candle Man calls someone on his phone)

Candle Man: Yes, hello. We would like to sign up for the "Clash of Couples" TV quiz show!

Assistant: I see, who will be on this episode?

Candle Man: I’m Candle Man with my girlfriend Mystic. But there is this other couple where the girl is called TwoBrains and the boy is known as Pesron, they think they’re better but they’re living a lie!

Assistant: I see. Please give me your e-mail and I will send you where to go.

Candle Man: Okay.

(TwoBrains grabs Pesron and they walk away where Candle Man and Mystic are out of earshot.)

TwoBrains: Hey, Pesron, I had an idea. In case we would actually lose.

Pesron: What is this idea of yours, Legend?

TwoBrains: Okay, so, here it goes.

(TwoBrains whispers into Pesron’s ear but the audience does not hear what she was whispering.)

TwoBrains: Huh?

Pesron: It’s a great idea. In fact, the best idea of yours! No wonder you’re the smartest person in town.

(Cuts back to Candle Man and Mystic who are phoning the assistant.)

Assistant: So, it’s candle.man.555@wikimail.com, right?

Candle Man: Indeed it is, sir.

Mystic: Oh, I have one question for you, sir. We know the answer is “yes”, but are we gonna be the winners?

Assistant: Depends on which couple will win.

Mystic: Uhh, okay…?

(Cuts to Shaduck and Limefong)

Shaduck: Oh! I heard there is this show called “Clash of Couples”! And it’s gonna be on TV today!

Limefong: Interesting! Lemme just…

(Limefong sits on the couch, uses the save feature on Candle Man’s video game from earlier, turns the game off and turns the TV on on the channel that will air Clash Of Couples.)

Limefong: Cool. Now we’re gonna watch it.

Shaduck: (Sits on the couch) BRING IN THE POPCORN!

Limefong: Okay! (Uses telekinesis to bring in the popcorn) Perfect.

Shaduck: And it’s only a matter of minutes before it airs!

Limefong: Yay!

(Time card says, “A few minutes later…” Cuts to Clash Of Couples airing.)

Announcer: Welcome back to Clash of Couples. The greatest show on television. Today we have two couples, thinking they are better than each other. We'll see today's episode. Please welcome Pesron Strnog and TwoBrains MultiCells known as RandomBrains!

TwoBrains: Thank you very much, it's a pleasure to be here!

Person: Yes, indeed!

Announcer: and Candle Man and Mystic Galaxtic Star are known as CandleStars.

Candle Man: (waving) Time to light up this Clash of Couples!

Mystic: Betcha didn’t expect the once ruler of the Galaxia Omega Galaxy here, didn't ya? Also, if you're watching, sup Shaduck and Limefong! (She winks)

(Cuts to Shaduck and Limefong watching it)

Shaduck and Limefong: (surprised) CANDLE MAN AND MYSTIC?!

(cuts back to the show)

Mystic: Get ready to be crushed by the better couple!

Candle Man: And the better couple is us!

TwoBrains: Really? (quickly so Candle Man and Mystic cannot hear well) Bad couple says what.

Mystic and Candle Man: What?

(The audience laughs)

TwoBrains: See, Pesron? They just admitted they're a bad couple!

Pesron: At least they got one question right.

(Candle Man and Mystic scowl as Mystic is heard hissing much like a snake, as her eyes are blood red)

Announcer: Onto the first question! One a boating trip which kind of-

TwoBrains: Nematodes!

Announcer: Correct!

Candle Man: What? HOW?!

Announcer: After the cake has been-

Pesron: Strawberry frosting!

Announcer: Correct!

Mystic: How are they doing that?

TwoBrains: Said the bad couple.

Candle Man: WE'RE NOT A BAD COUPLE!

Announcer: I'm sorry, that's incorrect.

Mystic: Wha-

(At Baghead's house, him and Kellie are watching the show)

Baghead: Pfft. Obviously we are the best couple. Come to think of it, why aren't we in the competition?

Kellie: Because we don't need a game show to know we're the best!

Baghead: Wise words, Kellie. Wise words.

(Scene cuts to Shaduck and Limefong who are eating popcorn while watching COC.)

Shaduck: I hope Candle Man and Mystic win.

Limefong: Jeah, same here.

Announcer: So, the next question is-

(Cue the TV only showing static)

Shaduck: Uh, what just happened? NO! We need to see the results!

Limefong: Ugh, we aren’t gonna see who wins due to the TV glitching out and not working all of a sudden!

(However, Limefong sees what is behind the TV and sees it’s just a loose cable)

Limefong: It’s just a loose cable, Shaduck.

Shaduck: No, it’s not! We need to sit through this whole thing unless it works again!

Limefong: But, again, it’s just a loose c-

Shaduck: BUT THE TV ISN’T WORKING, YA KNOW?!

Limefong: Ugh, fine, I’m gonna pretend you’re right. But don’t come whining to me, when-

(Cuts back to Clash of Couples)

Announcer: So, how do we feel about our number one couple, RandomBrains?

(Audience cheers)

Announcer: What about CandleStars?

Audience: Break up! Break up! Break up!

Candle Man: What we shouldn't break up just because we missed a few questions.

Mystic: (Trying to keep from going demon on live TV) We wouldn't if you were so slow on the buzzer!

Candle Man: Alright, watch this.

Announcer: The correct utensil to use-

Candle Man: Cream cheese!

Announcer: You can't just yell out random words. The correct answer is-

TwoBrains: The third on the third row of the third set!

Announcer: Correct!

Mystic: (Acting very snobby towards Candle Man) Nice going, CM, real nice.

Candle Man: Look, a good couple wouldn't lose to those flippers.

Audience: Break up, break up, break up!

Mystic: (sadly) Then maybe we should listen to the crowd and break up.

Candle Man: (sadly) Fine.

Mystic: (sadly) Break up.

Candle Man: Fine!

Mystic: Break up!

Candle Man: FINE!

Announcer: Ooh we have, a break up!

(The crowd cheers as Mystic teleports away out of the fact she wants to be left alone, Candle Man then leaves as well)

Announcer: How do you feel about winning this Clash of Couples?

(However, upon seeing Candle Man and Mystic break up, Pesron and TwoBrains look guilty)

Pesron: What have we done..?

TwoBrains: We need to fix this situation one way or another!

(Cuts to Limefong and Shaduck.)

Limefong: Ugh, ya know what? I’m gonna just fix it myself!

(Limefong plugs back the loose cable. However, COC has ended by then already.)

Limefong: Told ya!

Shaduck: Ugh, fine, I believe you.

(Candle Man comes home, being sad)

Limefong: Hey, you're back- Why so blue?

Candle Man: I don't wanna talk about it.

Shaduck: Uhh… I think I know what that means...

(Candle Man collapses on his bed sadly, but not before the scene switches to Mystic doing the same thing, she makes herself invisible in order to hide herself from the rest of the world. Cuts to Candle Man and Mystic looking at a photo of each other sadly.)

Candle Man: I can’t believe that stupid show made us break up… I want my Mystical…!

(Cuts to Mystic’s room as she is seen with a grey blue look to her eyes)

Mystic: Ugh, why did we even apply for that show if it had the guts to break us and CM up…?

(Cuts to Shaduck and Limefong.)

Limefong: Uh, are Candle Man and Mystic okay?

(The sound of both of their doors closing is heard)

Shaduck: Definitely not given how it’s impossible not to tell that they broke up due to the Clash Of Couples show… I feel sorry for them and I want them to get back together…

Limefong: I agree with you, Ducc… if only we were Cupids right now.

(Suddenly, Shaduck gets a phone call. It is from Pesron.)

Shaduck: Hey wassup?

Pesron: Come over now. It’s an emergency!

(Pesron hangs up.)

Limefong: Let’s use your teleporting ability to teleport to Pesron’s house.

Shaduck: Alright, then.

(Shaduck teleports himself and Limefong into Pesron's house)

Pesron: So today we went to a game show to see who is the better co-

Shaduck: You guys were on Clash of Couples, right?

TwoBrains: Yeah, well that episode of the show broke Mystic and Candle Man apart!

Shaduck and Limefong: For real!?

Shaduck: No wonder why they want to keep away from us!

TwoBrains: We have to get them back together!

Limefong: Anything for our friends!

(Scene cuts to Mystic getting a text as she gets out of her invisible mode as she used her invisibility to keep away from everyone else)

Mystic: (reading) Feeling blue? Come down to the eggplant shack and get 50% off.

(Mystic sighs sadly)

Mystic: Sure..I guess I’ll see what’s going down.

(Scene cuts to Candle Man who got the same text)

Candle Man: Alright then, if it’ll make me any happier.

(Candle Man walks in, looking sad)

Candle Man: Hey. I heard you're giving out half priced eggplants.

(Mystic walks in)

Mystic: Hey, got your text.

(Mystic and Candle Man notice each other)

Mystic: Oh..it’s you.

Candle Man: Uh, what's going on here?

Waiter: I'll tell you what's going on here. I just made 20 bucks!

(Pesron gives the waiter 20 bucks)

Mystic: Pesron and TwoBrains?

Candle Man: Great. So there's no eggplants?

(Suddenly a crowd of people come running in)

Crowd: Free eggplants!

(Waiter screams)

Waiter: Uh, you're too late, they’ve all sold out! Coming again soon!

Crowd: Aw...

(Crowd walk out)

TwoBrains: Well, in a way, your eggplants are these.

(Pesron gives them photos of moments Candle Man and Mystic had together)

Pesron: Please! We never wanted you to break up.

(Mystic looks at Candle Man, and Candle Man looks back)

Candle Man: We never should've broken up over this!

Mystic: Yeah, we're still a great couple! Even if we're not the best.

(Mystic and Candle Man kiss)

Pesron: So does this mean you’re back together, because we feel really guilty about this...

Candle Man: I don't know, Pesron. (winks at Mystic) You may have just broken us up forever and ever.

TwoBrains: Also… we need to admit something… (she and Pesron look nervously) which we’re kinda sorry for…

Mystic: What is it?

TwoBrains and Pesron: We cheated on Clash Of Couples!

Candle Man and Mystic: WHAT?!

Pesron: Due to our guilt we decided to invite you here so you two can be a couple again. We apologize.

Candle Man: Apology accepted, just don’t cheat again if it puts my and Mystic’s relationship in danger.

Mystic: (going demon as her eyes flick red) YEAH!

TwoBrains: What if we threw in the best double date, a movie marathon and being treated as royalty.

Pesron: And all the eggplants you can imagine!

(Mystic and Candle Man look at each other as Mystic calms down)

Mystic and Candle Man: Deal!

(The four laugh at go outside)

(Time card says “Meanwhile…”)

Announcer: Grr, two couples united from a show that's supposed to break couples apart! So, was this game show a total failure? Was this strange turn of events my plan this whole time? Sadly, no. Either way, I guarantee that this couple of couples will never be invited back to “Clash of Couples”! See you all next time! (throws his ice cream all over the screen as the episode ends)