The Simpsons: The Pirated Episode

If you've been living under a rock for the past 32 years, The Simpsons is an American animated sitcom created by Matt Groening. It is often considered to be one of the greatest cartoons of all time and it influenced all these adult cartoons. The earlier seasons contained some of the funniest episodes ever (Homer's Enemy, for example)

However, it started to suck around season 11 and it lost all it's charm around season 15. Now the show is absolute dog-crap and all the characters aren't the same anymore. With that being said, let's get straight into the story: I was in 4th grade and this show was my absolute favourite thing in the world. But that was definitely about to change. It was my birthday and someone sent a letter with a Simpsons DVD attached to it. I was happy and confused at the same time, why would someone send me this in the middle of the day? I thought. I decided to read the letter and here's what it said:

"Riley, since I can now illegally download Simpsons DVDs. I feel less of a need to see them on my self. Watch this and give it back, you idiot. From, Dave"

I didn't know anyone called Dave back then, but nevertheless. I popped the DVD into my PS4 and started to watch.

Strangely, there were no previews or DVD menu. It just went straight to the episode. It started with Lisa playing her saxophone (like she usually does) Until homer tells her to stop and do something else. Lisa is upset by this and starts crying "What's the matter honey?" homer said while munching on a doughnut. Lisa didn't respond at all, she had an emotionless expression on her face. This made homer feel tense "Lisa, talk to me" he said. Lisa still had that same blank expression. "If you don't talk to me I'm leaving" Homer said, he angrily left the room. Lisa started crying again, only this time the crying sounded realistic. Meanwhile, Marge and Bart are at the shops. "Mum, I don't wanna live anymore" Bart said. "Why?" Marge asked "I just don't" bart said sadly. While walking through the frozen food aisle, Bart walks into one of the freezers and decides to freeze himself to death. Setting the temperate to -128.6 degrees. His eyes, mouth, and turned blue. His nose was also bleeding. Eventually, he fainted. The screen cut back to Homer and Lisa at the dinner table eating tomato soup. "I thought tomato soup was your favourite" Homer said. Lisa sighed and kept swirling her food around. "What's wrong, Lisa? you're not usually like this" homer said. "I just don't want to talk right now" Lisa whispered. "What?!" Homer exclaimed. "**I DON'T WANT TO TALK RIGHT NOW!**" Lisa yelled. She threw her bowl of tomato soup at Homer. His skin started burning and peeling "HOT HOT HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!" Homer screamed. Eventually his eyes fell out and his flesh was devoured by the heat. On the drive Home from the shops, some loud death metal music started playing on the radio. Marge's heart started beating rapidly and she tried to change the radio station but it was too late. She had a heart attack. Leaving Maggie being the only Simpson still alive. Then it cuts to a screen that said "PIRACY DETECTED" the words kept flashing until it showed a screen that said "It is a serious crime to copy DVDs according to copyright law. Please go to www.fox.com for more information. Eject the disc immediately" So I ejected the disc. What the hell did I just watch? that wasn't an episode of the Simpsons. It was more like some of kind sick joke that would air on adult swim. I wrote a letter to Dave.

"Dave, whatever you do, do not watch the DVD I just witnessed. It'll give you nightmares and probably even ruin your day. So please avoid it. I attached the Disc on this letter to return it to you.

Signed, Riley"