2007 Raceopolis 400

The 2007 Raceopolis 400 was a bonus race infamous for Ed Willis guest commentary, during the commentary he said out loud to Simone Jason that he edited every word about her news report about a friendship and turned it into a entertaining tale of a tale.

## Transcript

### V8 Entergas Drama

* Tony Tunado: It’s time to get out and race, what do you say, I’m gonna be in tip-top shape for the next one.
* Cris Crash: we’ll alright, you will kick some tailpipes.
* Kombo Hook: Let’s roll!
* Tony Tunado: Yeah, I just wanna burn some rubber on the track and shave a few seconds off my time.
* Cris Crash: That’s so awesome can I come with you.
* V8 Entergas Worker: Hey Combo guess your a big shot huh.
* Kombo Hook: Huh
* Tony Tunado: TONY'S BEST FRIEND THINKS IT WAS A SCAM TOO?!! RRRRRR!!!!. THATS SO CRAZY I DONT EVEN BELIVE WHAT IM SEEING!!! THERES NO TRUTH TO THAT AT ALL.
* Kombo Hook: I know, it wasn’t a scan I know that.
* Tony Tunado: No that’s not what I mean, THE BIGGEST LIE IS THAT I CAN EVER THINK YOU AS A FRIEND!! \*Drive to Kombo\* FRIENDS DON'T BETRAY EACHOTHERS TRUST \*Drives Away\*
* Cris Crash: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!
* Kombo Hook: But wait I that whole article is a lie I didn’t say anything like that to Simone.
* Cris Crash: I see, you wanted to impress your new girlfriend so you told her everything she wanted to here KOMBO, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF HERSLEF!!! \*drives away\*

### Qualifying Time

* Tony Tunado: \*drives to Spencer after his time\*
* Spencer Racingtire: Good going, you’ve improved your time.
* Tony Tunado: Yeah, I guess a little.
* Spencer Racingtire: Good, because I have too. look kid I read the morning paper, that story was total garbage, you didn’t let that get to you right.
* Tony Tunado: well actually i did, but I want to let it all go.
* Spencer Racingtire: Good, who cares what they say, I don’t think simone wrote that story, she’s always been an honest reporter.

### Speed News Scene

* Simone Jason: What?
* Ed Willis: \*drives up to simone\*
* Simone Jason: What’s the big idea changing my story without my permission.
* Ed Willis: Well your story was great if I was having trouble sleeping, look we need to sell papers kid like it or not that’s the bottom of the line, there’s gotta be a reason why they read so we need drama, lots of drama and intrie.
* Simone Jason: We're supposed to report the news not make it up you turned my story into a gossip column.
* Ed Willis: I may be new here but I’m the editor and that’s means I decide what’s published.
* Simone Jason: even if there lies I simply won’t stand for this, \*drives away\*
* Simone Jason: \*drives to Kombo\* Are you ok?
* Kombo Hook: To be honest I’m lousy, why interview me if your just gonna make it all up, I was so nieve you really messed with my headlights.
* Simone Jason: Kombo please believe I have nothing to do with that story.
* Kombo Hook: I lost my best friend because of stupid make-believe story, I can’t trust you, just stay clear from me for now on. \*drives away\*

### Race

* Bob Cutlass: it’s a big day here in Raceopolis, the day of the great race, the ones favourite to win are the hometown favourite, but who will be hold the trophy.
* Spencer Racingtire: Who knows, I’m really looking forward to this kid because your great, give it your all.
* Tony Tunado: I will champ thanks.
* Spencer Racingtire: you always gotta do your best, I’m not gonna help you and your not gonna help me, everyone of us races to win, now, I want you to give me your best race and I'll give you the same.
* Darrell Cartrip: We have a very special guest commentator today, the new editor of our city's news paper, mr Ed Willis
* Bob Cutlass: Good to see you Mr Willis, do you think we will have another great race.
* Ed Willis: Thanks Im honoured to be here while I watch what hope will be a terrific race, maybe this competition won’t end up being a complete jam like last the last one was hahaha!
* Tony Tunado: Rrrrr!
* Spencer Racingtire: Don’t you listen to that, your a good racer kid, show them how good.
* \*Lights turn green\*
* Multiple Racers \*start racing\*
* \*in the grandstands\*
* Cris Crash: Go, Tony! I hope after this race he will remember how awesome he is.
* Kombo Hook: I can only hope that one day he will forgive me, but I don’t know if I can ever forgive my self for being a trusting fool
* Bob Cutlass: once again ladies and gentalmen, Tony and Champ are way out in the lead, what a race.
* Darrell Cartrip: Mr Willis wouldn’t you agree.
* Ed Willis: Yes, but I just hope this race is an honest one unlike the last time hehehehehehehehehe
* Cris Crash: Kuching, I’m sick of that guy mocking my Tony.
* Kombo Hook: he needs a muffle
* Ruby Nightcar: Tony’s right on the champions tail, it’s a tight race.
* Darrell Cartrip: what do you think, is the champion gonna keep it together and win.
* Ed Willis: well I don’t know even if he could he may decide to throw this race too you know what I mean hahahahahahahah.
* Simone Jason: \*drives up\* Hello mr Willis, how’s the race going
* Ed Willis: Oh, Hey kid what’s up.
* Ruby Nightcar: Mr Willis the race.
* Simone Jason: I though it was only fair to inform you that I won’t be reporting on this competition.
* Ed Willis: come on kid, I can’t believe your being so difficult, are you still upset about the last thing you wrote.
* Ruby Nightcar: Uh, Sir?
* Simone Jason: Yes?
* Ed Willis: Don’t you read how much better I made your story so what if I made up the whole thing and sold more papers it doesn’t matter if it’s all lies what matters is that it sales.
* Ruby Nightcar: excuse me
* Ed Willis: these fools can get our backs everywhere we’re selling drama intrie suffense who cares what really happens those guys are only vitamin scandlers, HAHAHAHA, I changed every word of your boring report about a during friendship and made it into an entertaining tale of a tale!!!!

## Results

1. Tony Tunado - 400 Laps
2. Spencer Racingtire - 400 Laps