Bahama Mamas West/3.0

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* Building
* Dance Floor
* Lounge
* Logo

### Location

* Nightclub at the intersection of Marathon Avenue and Prosperity Street Promenade
* Corporate office at the Cerberus Business Center

### Address

Intersection of Marathon Avenue and Prosperity Street Promenade, Del Perro, Los Santos, San Andreas

### Affiliations

* Pitchers
* Seaside

## Employees

### Management

* Winter Sison (Manager, AU/EU)
* Daphne Malone (Manager, NA)
* Dragon Rush (Head of Security)

### Employees

* Aria Bakker (Bartender)
* Issa Belle (Bartender)
* Jamie McQueen (Bartender)
* Cassie Miller (Bartender)
* Remington Tate (Bartender)
* Mona Sanchez (Bartender)
* Ricardo Valdez (Security)
* Ellie Fletch (Security)
* Fredo Sanchez (Security)
* Chico Guzman (Security)
* Samuel Smalls (Security)
* Dahlia Fey (Security)
* Billy Phresh (Janitor)
* Capped Tarranova (Janitor)
* Benji Ramos (Janitor)
* Onyx Angel (In Memoriam)
* Jeffy Coldiron (In Memoriam)

### Keyholders

* Sabith Cohen (Legacy Role)
* Isabella Long (Legacy Role)
* Thomas Dwayne (Legacy Role)

## Former Owners

### Former Owners

* Elena Vega - 100% then 20%
* Thomas Dwayne - 80% then 2%
* Sabith Cohen - 49%
* Isabella Long - 49%

## Former Employees

### Former Employees

* Onyx Angel (Market Employee)
* Capped Tarranova (Contract Rental)
* Max Biggaveli (Wu-Chang Artist)
* Chance Conn (Wu-Chang Artist)
* Lester Sweets (Head Manager of Business Operations)
* Bruce Grizzone (Property Manager)
* Jay Harper (Bartender)
* Ethyl Winkelfiddle (Bartender)
* Peren Meliamne (Bartender)
* Mercy Moon (Bartender)
* Sloane Kelly (Bartender)
* Samantha Sanders (Bartender)
* Jeffy Coldiron (Bartender)
* Sabith Cohen (49% Owner / CEO)
* Isabella Long (49% Owner)
* Thomas Dwayne (2% Owner)
* Rocky Topps (HOO)
* Kirk Jerkems (Head Bitch in Charge)
* Alfredo Bonucci (General Manager)
* Pixie Plum (Property Manager)
* Nancy Drew (Event Planner)
* Daphne Malone (Wu-Chang Artist / Artist - Lead)
* Sexton Cohen (Bartender)
* Richard Chiclets (Wu-Chang Artist / Bartender)
* Keith Herman (Bartender)
* Jagger Gerardy (Shameful Man)
* Marek McFly (Marketing)

**Bahama Mamas West** is a nightclub located in Del Perro, Los Santos, on the intersection of Marathon Avenue and the Prosperity Street Promenade. The nightclub is owned by **Pitchers** and the Simone brothers.

## 🏝️ About

Over time, **Bahama Mamas** has received the following construction:

* Lockable glass **Entrance Door** with an ATM and changing room inside.
* Bar cash registers where people can make payments or charge customers.
* A walk-in **Front Bar** with pick-up trays on the bar counters.
* A **business receipt sign in** for a maximum of 5 employees.
* A soundproof dance floor with a radio and a walk-in **Dance Floor Bar**.
* An office room.
* **Available to the record label employees only:** A tape press on the DJ station that can add music entries, create tapes, delete tapes, and create merchandise.

For the **Front Bar**, bartenders can open either storage or a glitchy fridge (that only opens successfully about half of the time) that contains a shop of lucky **Sushi Plates** and the following fruity alcoholic beverages:

* Orange Lemon
* Cherry Berry
* Banana Peach
* Orange Banana
* Cherry Kiwi
* Berry Watermelon
* Apple Lime
* Cherry Peach
* Coconut Lime
* White Paw
* Orange Lemon
* Cherry Berry
* Banana Peach
* Orange Banana
* Cherry Kiwi
* Berry Watermelon
* Lime Apple
* Cherry Peach
* Coconut Lime
* Grapes Watermelon

## 🏝️ History

In February 2021, Carmella Corset, Lana Valentine, and Hannah Hiltop quit working at the Vanilla Unicorn Strip Club because they felt mistreated there. After a couple of days, the girls came up with the idea to open up Bahama Mamas as a club fully owned and run by women. As the group began planning a proposal, they learned that Elena Vega secretly had eyes on owning the club herself. The girls proposed to Elena that they all work together managing Bahama Mamas, and she agreed.

On October 8, 2021, CEO Bunny found out that bartender Roddy Stone cheated on her friend (Head of Staff Ela Blu) with Opal Hart and started a relationship with her. To get the truth from Ela's brother Josh, Bunny threatened his job with Abner Vaca proactively holding a hammer behind him. Abner, HMBO Lester Sweets, and DJ Jeffy Coldiron then robbed Opal's phone and beat up Roddy. County Clerk Sophia McMoo and John Castiglia accused Bunny of harassing Josh. Unable to reach Roddy and Josh to terminate their employment, Bunny fired them both over Twatter. Bunny also fired all of the Bahama Mamas employees who supported them on Twatter, including Charlotte Greene and John. The departed employees who had nicknamed themselves "The Bahama Boyz" renamed themselves to The Redacted Boyz.
Finally after 10 months of Bahama Mamas getting passed over for construction--and months of the same running joke that Bunny and Thomas couldn't even get locks on the doors--Cassie Cupcake set up a meeting between Bunny and Dean Watson on February 3, 2022 to make a direct pitch. Later that night, Bunny cried to find locks on Bahama Mamas' doors, counter pick-up trays, cash registers, and a fridge (full of alcohol and lucky sushi). Thomas happily explored the new and improved Bahama Mamas on February 8, 2022. Around the time that Bunny was elected Mayor of Los Santos on April 1, 2022, Thomas made her a co-owner of Bahama Mamas.

While waiting upon her unfinished construction requests to open Bahama Mamas regularly (like a clock-in payroll system and ways to make food and custom drinks), Bunny learned that construction there was problematic because of the nightclub's weird architecture. When construction for the MDM Records studio was finished across the street from Bahama Mamas, The Mandem contacted owners Thomas Dwayne and Bunny about buying the nightclub from them to renovate it into a Mandem nightclub. Bunny told Tommy T she would only entertain the offer if Bahama Mamas could be reconstructed at a different location (with architecture that wasn't weird), like a Bahama Mamas dive bar with neon accents in Paleto. Bunny's first offer to Tommy T was four million dollars for the property (not the naming rights or the business), which would all go toward the purchase and construction costs of a new "Bahama Mamas" branded location. The offer was contingent on Thomas' consent and Bunny actually securing the new location.
With the denial of Tommy Cruizer's construction request for a new nightclub in the city and Wu-Chang Records Head Executive Damien Tinkerman's purchase of Tequi-la-la from Randall "Shadow" Bevington, the brick-and-mortar club options narrowed to **Bahama Mamas**, Split Sides, and the Vanilla Unicorn Strip Club.
On August 17, 2022, Dean Watson finally installed a 5-employee-max **business receipt sign in** inside of Bahama Mamas. Per discussion with John "Turbo" Miller to work around the weird architecture and half-working fridge, Bunny applied for a storefront in the same area as a way to make bar appetizers and custom drinks (but it was denied).

Given that Wu-Chang now owned the tape press inside of **Bahama Mamas**, Harry partnered with Bunny on utilizing the space of Wu-Chang events and recruited her on their marketing team to design Wu-Chang artist merchandise. However, after Harry left Wu-Chang and Bunny quit as one of their artists, she took their keys away for freely throwing events at **Bahama Mamas** without paying.

The nightclub remained inactive under "Head Bitch in Charge" Kirk Jerkems. Bunny, accepting that she didn't have the time and bandwidth to run **Bahama Mamas** herself, became open-minded to discussing a sale of it with the other owners--but stipulated that any potential buyers would have to prove themselves first. Bunny hired interested buyer Bruce Grizzone as the new Property Manager of **Bahama Mamas** and offered to contractually lease **Bahama Mamas** to him on a 5-week trial period for 40% of whatever he makes on events, but Leslie Lingberg secretly advised him to renegotiate the contract before signing it. After Bunny caught Bruce running an event for their competitor Split Sides, she fired him from **Bahama Mamas** and offered a similar Temporary Employment Contract with a 4-week trial period to another potential buyer, Thomas Soloman. That deal fell through as well. Bunny promoted Pixie Plum as the new Property Manager, and hired Alfredo Bonucci as a General Manager.
Tired of interested buyers pestering Bunny with the same dubious promises of reviving **Bahama Mamas**, Bunny considered selling her 49% shares of **Bahama Mamas** to Wu-Chang Records artist Daphne Malone at $80,000 per % share. Thomas Dwayne reminded Bunny how badly Wu-Chang had treated her during her mayorship and her CEO management of Down Bad Records. Bunny also texted a construction request to Mayor Andi Jones to move the DBR tape press out of **Bahama Mamas**.

The interior of the nightclub got remodeled to hot pink colors with glass doors, solid chairs, walk access to the Dance Floor Bar (without needing the elevator), new carpeting, and a new office room. The interior also got the following new construction: a changing room, walk-in **Front Bar**, a soundproof dance floor with a radio, and the removal of the Down Bad Records tape press.
Sean gave recipes to Mayor Maximillian Angel of The Liquid Library to mix the following drinks to serve at the new **Bahama Mamas**:
* Rainbow Sludgie (fruity ice)
* Lickity Split (sweet drink with a little zest of bitterness)
* The Back Shot (white liquor drizzled with foam)
* Come & Pump (Yassified take on the classic Rum & Coke but now as an ice cream float)
* Blue Lagoon
* Ting with a Sting
* Pina Colada
* Blue Stripe
* Bahama Papa

On October 27, 2023, Sean Deane, Meg Kyracruz, and Ricardo Perez hosted the **Bahama Mamas Grand Opening**. Q, Valentine Dalla, Sana Satoru, and LiL Cee$ performed. Sean, Meg, and Jamie McQueen judged the Halloween Costume contest. The Mystery Crew (Scooby Gang) won the Halloween Costume contest and $200,000; "Spooder-Man" won second place and $150,000; and "Justin Bieber" won third place and $50,000. Sean announced that **Bahama Mamas** would be open daily. Pockets won the big mystery raffle for the Double T. The same event for the EU time zone followed on October 28, 2023.

## 🏝️ Menus

Menu on March 6, 2022 by HMBO Lester Sweets
## 🏝️ Employees

Sean Deane
(Owner on behalf of 50% Owner Pitchers)Meg Kyracruz
(Co-Owner, Pitchers)Ricardo Perez
(Co-Owner, Pitchers)Nicholas Simone
(25% Owner)Michael Simone
(25% Owner)Daphne Malone
(Manager, NA)Winter Sison
(Manager, AU/EU)Dragon Rush
(Head of Security)Aria Bakker
(Bartender)Issa Belle
(Bartender)Jamie McQueen
(Bartender)Cassie Miller
(Bartender)Remington Tate
(Bartender)Mona Sanchez
(Bartender)Ricardo Valdez
(Security)Ellie Fletch
(Security)Fredo Sanchez
(Security)Chico Guzman
(Security)Samuel Smalls
(Security)Billy Phresh
(Janitor)Capped Tarranova
(Janitor)Benji Ramos
(Janitor)Jeffy Coldiron
(In Memoriam)Onyx Angel
(In Memoriam)

## 🏝️ Gallery

The Beginning of Bahama MamasBahama Mamas First Event: **Drag Queen Night**
February 22, 2021**Disco Night** Event
February 26, 2021Official "Opening" Night
March 6, 2021Grand Re-opening: **Cinco De Mayo Street Fair**
May 5th, 2021The Stable cutting off Lizzie Byrne's toe
July 12, 2021Chase Stone EP Drop Party**Bunny Bar Hop** for Mayor Sabith Cohen's re-election campaign
June 3, 2022Giles Dickinbottom performing at **Bahama Mamas: Happy Hour**
June 26, 2022Seaside business meeting
September 20, 2023Sean, Meg, and Ricardo hosting the **Bahama Mamas Grand Opening**
October 27, 2023Manager Winter inside of the newly constructed Bahama Mamas office
2023NoPixel Music Awards Nomination Afterparty
November 5, 2023Dick and Thomas having one last drink
December 12, 2023Daphne and LiL Cee$ performing at the last Bahama Mamas party of 2023