Brad

**Brad** is the head of security of the Hall of Eternity and one of the Sorrows in *Have a Nice Death*, acting as the first boss.

## Description

**Brad - Head of Security**

A nice tie, a black suit that rivals the Boss's own Cloak in terms of class and darkness ... Brad is a perfect fit for his job deciding which souls can cross the ethereal threshold of Death Inc. and which should be ejected with a well-aimed kick up the backside because their time has not yet come. He loves being a Gargoyle because it gives him the clout he needs to "kick ghosts' butts".

Our not-so-friendly neighborhood Gargoyle has seen quite a few clowns come and go in his time. He's a pro who hones his skills pumping iron at the gym every evening. However, Brad has let himself go recently. A bit of a narcissist, he used to have the perfect technique for taking a few discreet selfies to show off his chiseled abs on social media, but now the craze has gotten a bit out of hand.

Brad's not normally one to take vacations. He joined Death Inc. when it was initially founded and has been keeping a watchful eye out from the company's turrets since medieval times ... But someone managed to convince him to take a break, and a very long one at that. And since his return, the devoted Gargoyle has turned into a laidback Sunday surfer who spends all day goofing around, flexing his big muscles, and posing for one selfie after another.

## Appearance

Brad has a tall, burly figure with black skin. He wears glasses and a crinkled white buttoned shirt that hangs open. His most notable feature is his large chin.

After Death defeats Brad, he gains a black suit and earpiece before going back to work.

## Personality

Brad is a laid-back Gargoyle who's much lazier compared to the other Sorrows. Unlike them, Brad doesn't check the souls that come to Death Inc, whether or not that their time is up yet. He usually spends his time partying with the other Sorrows and Thanagers on weekends, or playing with his paddle-ball during work hours. Brad is extremely narcissistic, as shown when he uses his phone to take selfies for one of his attacks during battle and his intention to go on social media after the fight. His narcissism and addiction to social media has led to him neglecting his duties as head of security.

After Death defeats Brad, he is turned to stone and transforms back into his security guard uniform before being called by someone on his earpiece to go back to work, showing that Brad is now focused and taking his job seriously.

### Barnaby Proudfoot

Brad will sometimes change into his more serious form Barnaby Proudfoot. This variant is much more difficult, enhancing Brad's normal attacks and giving him a new laser attack.

## Boss Battle Attacks

* **Dive Bomb**: Using his wings, Brad can dive at you from the air, charging through anything that gets in his way. Later in the battle, Brad will make two Dive Bomb attacks instead of just 1.

* **Flight**: As a Gargoyle, Brad has a pair of wings, which he uses to fly around during the fight for his attacks.

* **Photobomb**: Brad will fly above the player then pose for a selfie. The flash of the camera turns him into stone, and he elbow drops down on the player.

* **Claws**: Brad will wind up his fist and do short claw swipes toward you. There are two versions of this attack. In the more common variant, Brad makes two claw swipes followed by a dive. In the less common variant, Brad will make 4 claw swipes, with a short break between the first 2. Brad will sometimes take breaks between swipes in both variants.

* **Boulderain**: Brad can summon boulders by either spinning in the air or by doing his Dive Bomb attack. Boulderain lasts longer as the fight goes on.

## Relationships

* **Mark:** In one interaction, where Mark asks Death if all of the "traitorous" employees would be fired, he asks death to be lenient with Brad, where it's revealed that Brad and Mark are in a relationship. Death assures Mark that what they do outside of work hours is perfectly fine by him.
* **Denzel K. Dengue**: In the Reveal trailer, Brad is shown to hang out with Denzel at parties, usually to celebrate the over productive week the Sorrows have been having.

## Trivia

* According to a defeat outro, Brad is 454 years old.