Slimeychat

this is a wip.

The Slimeychat is a huge part of the Slimenet. It is commonly used by Slimeys. Blackius clones used to hack into the chat to say threats, but it was now patched, and it once got deleted by a Slimey called Jucund Terrence, well known for his crimes. Jucund was later arrested and was killed a few days later. The rules are listed below:

* Blackius clones are not allowed.
* No showing personal information in chat.
* Threats are not permitted.
* No NSFW, but gore is allowed.
* No swearing, but saying “shit”, “bastard”, and “piss” are allowed.
* Have decency, no harassment, disruptive activity, etc. Any behavior the site deems as bad will be punished accordingly.
* No propaganda.

## The Chat logs

### General (1997)

LocalSlimey1996: so what are you guys doing lately

SlimeysAreCool: i oozed around in florgborpia recently, took some photos there, accidentally dropped my camera and some trilobites burrowed it for no goddarn reason

BLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUS: LONG LIVE BLACKIUS

BLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUS: LONG LIVE BLACKIUS

BLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUS: LONG LIVE BLACKIUS

BLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUS: LONG LIVE BLACKIUS

LocalSlimey1996: what the heck calm down

BLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUS: LONG LIVE BLACKIUS

BLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUS: LONG LIVE BLACKIUS

BLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUS: LONG LIVE BLACKIUS

BLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUS: LONG LIVE BLACKIUS

SlimeysAreCool: dude what the heck

BLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUS: LONG LIVE BLACKIUS

BLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUS: LONG LIVE BLACKIUS

BLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUS: LONG LIVE BLACKIUS

BLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUS: LONG LIVE BLACKIUS

BLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUS: LONG LIVE BLACKIUS

BLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUS: LONG LIVE BLACKIUS

BLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUS: LONG LIVE BLACKIUS

BLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUS: LONG LIVE BLACKIUS

BLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUS: LONG LIVE BLACKIUS

Server: ***BLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUS was IP banned. Reason: A Blackammian spy, Spammed "LONG LIVE BLACKIUS" for no reason. Seriously, what the heck?***

SlimeysAreCool: thank god, that idiot who spammed that "lOnG LiVe BlAcKiUs" shit got ip banned

### Tech Support (2009)

Ammonoid: alr so what is going on now

FengulerousOozus: Some idiot imported a virus into my computer, it replaced every file with an image of Blackius.

Ammonoid: oh god

Ammonoid: who imported that?

FengulerousOozus: Maybe the BLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUSBLACKIUS thing that spammed "Long live Blackius" for no apparent reason. Thank god he got IP banned though. Fortunately, though, he was assassinated after another Blackius clone committed cannibalism on him.

Ammonoid: thank god

Ammonoid: also remember that war with Blackius we had on june 30th 1960 and we won?

FengulerousOozus: My old parent was a soldier of it. He managed to kill 1008 Blackius clones but died after a Blackius clone ate him.

Ammonoid: yeah i heard about it, thank god i was born 50 years after it

FengulerousOozus: Thankfully it's not a problem for you, but I feel sad that my old parent died after a Blackius clone ate him.

Ammonoid: yeah he was great fellow, sad that he died

### General-Forums (2013)

rtgethduufguijgi: so yeah we have discovered a new species

TheOneSlimeyThatIsInYourCloset: what is it?

rtgethduufguijgi: it's a trilobite-like creature, here is the image