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Teaching Feeling Wiki

## Contenidos

Teaching Feeling『奴隷との生活』es un juego lanzado en DLsite.com el 27 de octubre de 328 A.C. Trata de la vida de un doctor en donde un "Hombre Sospechoso" llama a nuestra puerta y nos agradece por ayudarlo en el pasado cuando sufrió un desmayo, este nos da una gran suma de dinero y nos pide permiso para entrar. Una vez que el "Hombre Sospechoso" entra vemos que detrás de él trae a una niña (Sylvie) y nos la ofrece como parte del pago, aquí se nos dará la opción de "Tomar a la niña" o "Rechazarla" si la rechazamos el juego acaba sin mas pero si la aceptamos es allí donde comienza el juego de verdad.

## Autor

El juego fue diseñado, escrito y desarrollado por "*Ray-kbys*" (Ray-Days) tambien conocido como "*FreakilyCharming*"（フリーキリーチャーミング）que ha hecho otro juego llamado "*Love At First Sight*" y algunos doujinshis eróticos.

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## Artículo destacado

 Archivo:Destacado.png  **Sylvie** es el motor principal del juego Teaching Feeling que es inmortalizada como una joven de edad misteriosa que fue en su pasado esclava de un magnate vil y sádico.

Los sucesos en la vida de Sylvie cambian cuando ésta es liberada de las manos de su dueño producto de una conspiración hacia él y termina en manos del mercader que nos agradece por salvarle la vida tiempo antes de que viniese a visitarnos. La meta de todo es conseguir que Sylvie tenga una vida plena y brindarle el cariño que jamás tuvo.

http://es.teaching-feeling.wikia.com/wiki/Sylvie
Fragancias

En el transcurso del juego se pueden obtener varios tipos distintos de fragancias. Para facilidad del escritor, se les denominará como "Drogas".

Estas drogas, se pueden categorizar en dos tipos, los cuales serán afrodisiacos y, calmantes.

### Afrodisiacos:

#### Vino:

El primero de los afrodisiacos disponibles es el vino, su uso está limitado a 4 usos por día, y a unicamente a la noche.

La forma de conseguir este afrodisiaco es comprarlo a Ferrum en el mercado, se puede acceder a la tienda de Ferrum después de que se haya superado 600 de lujuria e intimidad, desbloquear el mercado, e ir solo allí.

#### Popurrí rosado:

Para consegur el popurrí rosado es necesario comprarle el recetario a Ferrum en su tienda con las instrucciónes anteriormente mencionadas. Posteriormente, se deberá acceder al bosque y buscar flores rosadas, con las que se podrá producir el popurrí rosado. Su uso está limitado a una vez al día y, producirá o potenciará el estado de "celo" en Sylvie.

#### Té rosado:

Para consegur el té rosado es necesario comprarle el recetario a Ferrum en su tienda con las instrucciónes anteriormente mencionadas. Posteriormente, se deberá acceder al bosque y buscar flores rosadas, con las que se podrá producir el té rosado. Su efecto se limitará a producir un estado de "celo" en Sylvie, y agregado a esto subirá la lujuria y la frustración, forzando a Sylvie al sexo.

#### Incienso rojo:

Para conseguir el incienso es necesario comprarle el recetario a Ferrum en su tienda con las instrucciónes anteriormente mencionadas. Posteriormente, se deberá acceder al bosque y buscar flores rosadas, con las que se podrá producir el incienso. El efecto de este selimitará a potenciar la habilidad, y la duración de Sylvie durante el sexo, omitiendo los "juegos iniciales".

### Calmantes:

#### Popurrí azul:

Para consegur el popurrí azul es necesario comprarle el recetario a Ferrum en su tienda con las instrucciónes anteriormente mencionadas. Posteriormente, se deberá acceder al bosque y buscar flores azules, con las que se podrá producir el popurrí azul. Inducirá el efecto de "calma" en Sylvie, y disminuirá la frustración, y la lujuria, de esta manera evitando una Sylvie "cachonda".

#### Té azul:

Para consegur el té azul es necesario comprarle el recetario a Ferrum en su tienda con las instrucciónes anteriormente mencionadas. Posteriormente, se deberá acceder al bosque y buscar flores rosadas, con las que se podrá producir el té azul. Su efecto se limitará a producir calma en Sylvie, bajar su lujuria y su estrés para tener una Sylvie "calmada".
Tony Baloney, Tommy Salami, and the Gang

## Meme Status- Average

### Origin

This meme is related to *Oregano*. The origin is unknown as it's an older, largely unused meme nowadays.

### Description

The main idea is you use your Italian accent and pretend you's a gangster of sorts. You got your boys Tony Baloney, Tommy Salami, and Sylvester Calzone.

### Uses

It's used whenever someone starts using an Italian accent, you just kinda slip it in there, y'know?

i.e. Papi Guapo- "You put a lil' oregano on it, y'know what I mean?"

Papi Sempai- "Yeah Imma get Tony Baloney to get some from his mama's garden so it's nice and fresh."
Memento Mori Rozdział 3

**Mściciel** (jap. 自警団, *Jikei-dan*; eng Vigilante) to trzeci rozdział serii Memento Mori.

Noc. Właśnie skończyło się posiedzenie w jednej z Patriamskich firm ubezpieczeniowych. Dyrektor całej firmy Gomura Toteka właśnie spoglądał przez okno na całe miasto.

   Chwilę potem zasiadł do komputera i zaczął przelewać pieniądze na konta członków rodzin swoich zmarłych klientów.
Shmick

## Meme Status: Legendary (Filler Word)

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### Origin

Shmick was first used by Jonathan's old Seventh Day Adventist church as a substitute for "sh\*t", because they weren't allowed to say it when they were together. Jonathan eventually caught on to it and it became a joke to use it randomly.

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### Uses

1. As a verb (i.e. "I'll shmick you up.")
2. As a substitute for "wrecked/rekt" (i.e. "Get shmicked")
3. As an adjective, usually used to mean "poopy" (i.e. "That's shmicky")

### Variations

Shmicker is a noun you call someone. (i.e. "What a shmicker".)

Shmickery is a noun means something along the lines of "stuff", but a funny way of doing it. (i.e. "Look at all this shmickery") It's often used with Desu Ne. (i.e. "Shmickery in the desu ne") It can mean absolutely nothing. It's a filler word.
Papi

## Status: Legendary

### Origin

Papi is Spanish for 'daddy'. We started making fun of it because Jonathan's mom uses it all the time when talking to family and friends. She says it like the way people say 'sweetie' or 'dear'. We started calling each other Papi ever since. No homo.

### Uses

1. You can call someone a Papi. (i.e. "What a freakin' Papi)
2. As a verb (i.e. "I'll Papi you real good" or "I just Papi'd")

#### Popular Uses

"Dude, what a Papi."

"Papi shmickery in the desu ne."

### Variations

You can add Spanish adjectives to it to give people their own nicknames. (i.e. Papi Chulo, Papi Gordo, etc.)

Mami is Spanish for mommy. It's the female counterpart to Papi. We don't really use it because the Three Papis is a total sausage fest.

### Papihole

Papihole is an ambiguous term made by Rowan. What does it mean? Nobody knows. I don't want to know.

i.e. "Got him in the Papihole."

"Get shmicked in the Papihole."

### Known Papis

Rowan was the first Papi. His Playstation username is Papi Guapo with the description "I am Handsome Papi". Papi Guapo means "Handsome Papi".

David is Papi Sempai. It means "Daddy Sempai". Get it? Cause he's Japanese *and* the oldest Papi.

Tetsuo is Papi Polaco. It means "Polish Daddy". No explanations needed.

Jonathan is Papi Chulo. It means "Pimp Daddy". He couldn't think of a good enough name. It's an actual term in Spanish for a suave ladies-man who thinks he's so hot and amazing and cool and shmick.

Xavier is Papi Grande. It means "Big Daddy". Cause he a big Papi.
Zoroastrianism

## Meme Status- Average

### Origin

Zoroastrianism is an ancient Persian religion. It become a funny filler word for memes after Jon mentioned it to Rowan....because it sounds weird.

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### Uses

It's mostly used as a filler word for memes, but can also be used alone randomly. It's mostly used with 'shmickery', 'desu ne', and 'Azerbaijani'.

i.e. "That's such an Azerbaijani Zoroastrian shmickery in the desu ne."
조곡 『니코니코 동화』

개요
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조곡 『니코니코 동화』는 시모가 제작한 2번째 메들리이다. 영상 섬네일에서 기타를 들고 있는 소녀는 앨리스 마가트로이드인 것으로 보인다.

## 영상 설명

니코니코 동화(β・γ)에서 인기있었던 곡 등을 연결해 하나의 곡으로 해보았습니다. (2번째) 총 33곡.

※ 많은 분들이 오해시켜 버리고있는 것 같습니다만 (미안합니다), 엄밀하게는 '조곡'대신 '메들리'입니다.

'조곡이라고 하는 메들리' 라고 생각합니다.

특징
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니코니코 동화 (β) 및 (γ) 시대에 인기 있었던 곡이 중심이다. 이 메들리는 총 재생, 코멘트, 마이리스트 수 모두 랭킹의 상위 그룹에 있으며 다양한 2차, 3차 작품과 그 인기의 높이, 니코니코 동화 내외에 끼친 영향에 크기를 고려해도 니코니코 동화를 대표하는 작품 중 하나이다.

또한 2017년 6월 23일 1000만 재생을 달성한 지금도 기록을 계속 늘리고 있다.

### 이 메들리의 영향을 받은 메들리 목록

이 메들리가 인기가 있게 되어가면서 자연스럽게 그 영향과 동기를 주게 되었다.

* 뒷조곡 니코니코 동화
* 조곡 에로게 동화
* 니코니코 조곡을 연탄해보았다
* 조곡 럭키☆스타 동화
* 란티스 조곡
* 조곡 처음의 소리
* 니코니코 인기 25곡을 MIDI 애니메이션으로!
* niconico(쿠)미쿄쿠
* etc.

### 달성 기록

#### 2008년 6월 23일

조곡 『니코니코 동화』의 1주년 축제가 개최되었다. 그날 아침 재생수가 390만대, 마이리스트 수가 98000대였던 것에서, "생일 선물로 재생수 400만 + 마이리스트 10만 동시 달성"이라는 흐름이 시작되었다. 그 기세는 멈추지 않고 단번에 마이리스트 10만 달성 이후 23:55 경에 재생수 400만도 달성되었다.

이 동영상이 1년이 지나도 여전히 사랑받고 있는 것을 알 수가 있다.

#### 2009년 3월 17일

이 날 오후 6시 18분 무렵 재생수 500만을 넘어섰다. 달성한 시간대가 시간대인 만큼, 코멘트가 매우 고조되어 그 속도가 1000개 표시에 관계없이 2분이라는 경이적인 흐름을 보였다.

이 달성 전후에는 업로드 자가 강림하였다. "시모 씨 보고있을까"의 태그에 대해 "보고있어"라는 태그를 잠금. 이것은 곧 잠금 해제됐지만 직후 "똥"을 태그로 했다. 또한 500만 재생 달성 후에는 "감사합니다"의 태그가 잠금되고 동영상 제목이 "【 500만 재생 】 조곡 『니코니코 동화』 【 감사합니다! 】" 가 되었다. 업로드 자의 코멘트도 아래와 같이 바뀌었다.

> 업로드 했을 때 이렇게 될 줄은 조금도 생각하지 못했습니다. 뭘까, 이제 말할 수 없네요 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ **고맙습니다! 앞으로도 잘 부탁드립니다!** 그리고 제 5장은 노력하고 있습니다!
>
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#### 2011년 4월 23일

이날 700만 재생 달성을 기념으로 조곡 『니코니코 동화』 개가 투고되었다. 이 영상은 50분이 지나 10000만 재생을 달성하고, 30분에서 광고 포인트 10000을 넘어서, 심상치 않은 탄막 등 이 조곡으로 향한 유저들의 사랑은 헤아릴 수 없다는 것을 재확인할 수 있었다.

#### 2017년 6월 22일~23일

22일에는 1000만 재생을 달성하고, 23일에는 10주년을 맞이하였다. 시모는 이 기간에 '고마워' 태그를 걸고 트위터에 축하 그림을 게시했다. 또한 n차 영상도 올라왔다.
Anorexic Jew Gangster

## Meme Status- Shmicky

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### Origin

Jonathan once confessed to Rowan that he was called anorexic in middle school. In addition, because of his hair style and ethnicity, people might think he's a gangster, and he's got a jew nose. Rowan put them all together and calls him an Anorexic Jew Gangster.

### Uses

To make fun of Jonathan, usually after his physical appearance is called into question.

i.e. Papi Chulo- "This jacket I have on makes me look a little unfriendly."

Papi Guapo- "Yeah, makes you look like a real Anorexic Jew Gangster."
HE'S STUCK IN A LOOP! TAKE HIM DOWN!

## Meme Status: Average

### Origin

This meme may have been inspired from one of Rowan's jokes where he pretends to bounce off two walls after getting launched into once, he ricochets off those two walls continuously, getting faster and faster, forever stuck in a loop. In a similar way, whenever Jon or Rowan repeat a joke or meme, the other yells "HE'S STUCK IN A LOOP! TAKE HIM DOWN!" In an Australian guy accent. He then pretends to shoot the other Papi to take him out of the loop. It is not known where the Australian guy accent came from, but it's hilarious.

### Backstory

In the meme world where the Australian guy lives, he is a part of an international Time Loop Watchmen Force. They travel the world looking for people stuck in the anomaly of the endless Time Loop, a condition where the person randomly gets stuck doing the last action they did for eternity. The Time Loop preserves their age and body, so they become immortalized. The Time Loop Watchmen Force's job is to take them out of their misery by killing them, which ends the loop, and also to prevent it from **spreading**. It is a contagious force, and nobody knows what it is or how it works, but it can spread. There are some unfortunate cases where Watchmen get contaminated as a result of their line of work, and the whole crew must be put down by grenade launchers from a distance to prevent further contamination. This happens as a result of the Super Loop, a super rare strain where bullets have no effect on the contaminated person, and the shooter is immediately caught in the loop.

### Uses

Used after a person repeats a joke or meme several times in a row.

i.e. Papi Grande- "Look at my dab, look at my dab, look at my dab..."

Papi Chulo- "OH MY GOODNESS HE'S CAUGHT IN A LOOP! TAKE HIM DOWN!" \*Pretends to fire a gun\*
Donald J. Trump

Donald Trump at his latest rally

## Donald Trump

This is a legendary meme on the Three Papi's Wiki featuring US president Donald Trump. It was created February 2017 when Papi Sempai took one of his comics featuring said character and isolated this pose as a meme. The meme is usually featured with meme captions describing famous zingers and one liners from Donald Trump.
Tetsuo Would Be Proud

## Meme Status: Average (Response)

### Origin

This meme was created after a conversation between Jon, Tetsuo, and Rowan where they discussed that Poland doesn't have much going for it, except maybe the Witcher. Another time after that, Rowan and Jon saw something Polish-related, to which Rowan said "Tetsuo would be proud." Jon replied "Why, cause he's Polish?" To which Rowan said "Yeah."

### Uses

1. It's used as a response after seeing something Polish-related, whether it's impressive or not. Anything having to do with Poland would make Tetsuo proud, so you must acknowledge it.

i.e. David- "This can of mayonnaise was made in Switzerland."

Rowan- "Tetsuo would be proud."
Visiting Stormy

Visiting Stormy is the 26th video in MLAndersen0. It was posted on December 11th, 2011.

## Description

It felt like everything inside me was crunching in on itself. This was last night. Stormy dragged me into the bedroom where I slept for the last 30 or so hours. If I didn't have this video, I would be convinced that none of it happened at all.

I went to visit Stormy after holding up at Michael's house for the last couple weeks. Since I can't sleep I have been watching through all of these old videos, attempting to figure something out that I missed. I still have the flash drive marked "MLA" that I grabbed from her room and I will get to it as soon as I have time.

I have come to the conclusion that I know absolutely nothing. I still don't know how to fight it, or what it even is. But, even after this, I still want to fight. Last time I saw Patrick, he seemed to have a little bit of my brother back in him. That is worth fighting for.

Everything, besides last night, has been extremely quiet and I hate it that way. I'm going to see how Stormy feels about rooming together, at least until this whole situation dies down a little bit.

I haven't been sleeping and have been taking some of Michael's pills. Eric tried calling me the other day, but hung up when I answered. His mother told me he moved out of town, but she won't say where. She got upset with me and kicked me out of his house. She said he was acting strange, angry, and violent before he left. She blames me.

## Transcript

There is not yet a transcript for this video.
Mango!/Spirit Gun!

## Meme Status- Average

### Origin

The word 'vengo' in Spanish means "I'm coming". Jonathan yells it whenever his mom calls for him. When Rowan was younger, he liked to think Jon was yelling "Mango!" After Rowan shared that with him, it became a meme. It devolved into a nerdy, beta male shriek.

### Description

You do it by stuttering in a nerdy weakling's voice ("dyeh-dyeh") and then shouting "Mango!" in the same voice.

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### Uses

It's used after impersonating Jon's mom yelling "JONATHAN!!!".

i.e. Papi Guapo- "JONATHAN!!!"

Papi Chulo- "Dyeh-dyeh-Mango!"

### Spirit Gun!

Spirit gun (or Rei Gun in Japanese) is a move used in the '90s anime Yu Yu Hakusho by protagonist Yusuke Urameshi. It involves holding your hand like a gun and shouting "Spirit Gun!", and an energy bullet flying out of his index finger. This meme is done by imitating that, but first stuttering in the beta male voice and then yelling "Spirit Gun!" in the same voice. (i.e. "Dyeh-dyeh-Spirit Gun!")

A variation of Spirit Gun! is the 'Inverse Spirit Gun!' which is starts the same: You start stuttering the beta male voice for a few seconds, but instead of yelling "Spirit Gun!" in a shrilly voice, you say it in the deepest, blackest, thuggish voice you can possibly do. (i.e. "Dyeh-dyeh-**SPIRIT GUN**")
What Does That Even Mean?

## Meme Status- Average (Response)

### Origin

This meme came from a clip of former President Obama saying "What does that mean?" It was taken out of context and used in a Paul Joseph Watson video to make fun of liberal logic. The humor comes from the way he phrases it.

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### Uses

1. It's used as a response when you don't understand something or when the person says something stupid.
2. It can be used randomly to memeify the situation.

It can be said What does that even mean? They are interchangeable.

i.e. Papi Chulo- "Hey guys I'm gonna Azerbaijani in the shmickery papi hole like a muhammad muhammad muhammad EGGNACTLY beña ñyen ee ñyen."

Papi Sempai- "What does that even mean?"
Video Journal 9 - 72 Hours

Video Journal #9 - 72 Hours is the 18th video in MLAndersen0. It was posted on May 19th, 2011.

## Description

For the most part, Michael is correct in what he says in this video. Eric and I have placed him under a 72-hour watch at his old hospital. I realize that this seems like an awful move, but we were left with simply no option after the events of "Sleepwalking" coupled with every other night since I have gotten here. I can't sleep every night being afraid of my own brother cutting me up in my sleep. He stopped taking his Quetiapine, for God's sake. But I have no reason to justify myself to you all.

Of course, he wouldn't go into this situation voluntarily so we had to call a team from the hospital to come get him.

He handed me this video file on a flash drive before they took him. He didn't say a word. A note that he wrote on the envelope read. "He was with me here. He will be with me in there. Hope to hell that he won't be with you while I am gone. He isn't happy." I felt that putting up this message was only fair to Michael.

Michael had been alone in the basement for the day and a half between when he stopped his meds and when Eric and I called MHCD. I don't know what he was doing but he wasn't staying still. We kept hearing him talking. I am sure it was to "Him".  I love him, he is my brother, but he needs those meds to stay with us and be able to fight.

Part of this doesn't feel like Michael.

## Transcript

there is no transcript for this video yet.
Jorge

The guy who mows my lawn every third Tuesday each month

### Aliases

Jorge Ramirez Gonzales Bernardo Sanchez Martin SecadaSamuel Coronil Lucho Carballal Juanita Palacio Leonardo Botín Mauricio Cadaval Pedro Sancho Guillermo Aguinaldo Santino Cambeiro Manuel Maroto IV

### Relatives

The original particles and matter that formed the universe at the time of the big bang

## Meme Status- Average (Character)

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### Origin

Jorge was created February 6, 2017 by David and Jon one morning after a King's Report. I don't remember what sparked that character to be made tbh. Ask Debido-san.

### Backstory

Jorge is an illegal Mexican immigrant worker that does gardening. He was first "seen" doing yard work at the Palace. He is an immortal being from the time of the universe's creation that has incarnated himself into what his enlightened mind perceives to be the superior form of all...an illegal Mexican laborer.
Джери

Джери е един от главните герои в различни Том и Джери пародии. Котката Том се опитва да го залови, но мишката винаги се измъква. В Том и Джери пародия (тази с псувните) той е DJ на купон, но Том му краде дисковете. Мишката си ги връща, а в края на пародията пребиват Том. В Том и Джери MLG и чалга пародия той, гаджето му, неговия враг и бялата котка се състезават за златна китара, като танцуват на чалга. Джери се включва в състезанието, защото му провалят вечерята. Накрая Том разрушава танцувалната зала, а собственикът го пребива с китарата. В най-гнусната чалга пародия на Том И Джери мишката се опитва да стигне със скейтборд до камион със сирене,а котката го преследва.
Кучката (Том и Джери пародия)

Кучката е мъжко куче от различни Том и Джери пародии с псувни.В една от тях то е пазач на дискотеката на Джери казва на посетителите ,че колата е на половин цена,а водката е на 50 стотинки.Две кокошки се опитва да прередят мишките,но то им казва,че ще осъществи полово сношение с майка им и ги мята надалеч.Том обаче се маскира като мишка и успява да премине.В друга пародия кучето се опитва да приспи кученцето си,но Том все го буди и казва псувни,които детето запомня и повтаря.В кратката пародия с уличния търговец Том кучето купува хотдог от котката,плаща с няколко стотинки и отива да гледа как Джери танцува на Буболечка кючек,като му плаща с цяла купчина пари.
Shmicker Jr.'s Face

## Meme Status: Average (Face)

### Origin

One day, Rowan and Tetsuo were playing the Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2 Beta. Together they created Shmicker Jr., and started the beta. The opening cutscene here shows Shmicker Jr. walking into a new city when he meets a pink female character. Surprised, he stops and opens his mouth in a shocked expression, then slowly, he drops his face and looks up with the creepiest rape face ever. Rowan recorded it on his phone. Instant meme.

### Uses

1. To make fun of the scene.
2. As a response to something suggestive being said.
3. Used randomly for fun.

### Notes

The creepy smile can be substituted for the Mr. Bean's Face.
Магарето (Шрек пародия)

Магарето е един от второстепенните герои в Шрек пародия и приятел на Георги. То често ходи с другия си приятел-котката. Когато Георги иска да бие Митко,магарето му казва да не посяга на момчето.След срещата с Бай Кольо те си правят лагер и Кольо запалва огън с брашно. Животното предлага да опекат агне (но не го правят) и вижда пенис в огъня. След като Митко си признава,че са го скопили и Бай Кольо отива да му донесе тестиси на коч,магарето кара Георги да седне и да говори с момчето.
Бай Кольо

Бай Кольо е един от главните герои на Шрек пародия и се появява по средата на историята. Георги дава царевица на **Митко** назаем, но той не му я връща, затова става скандал и Митко вика Бай Кольо за помощ. Бай Кольо прави дух на себе си и заплашва Георги с Бай Митака. След като излиза от къщата си е наелектризан от звънеца си, като го ругае. Старецът трудно намира начин да разтърве скандалджиите и се опитва по мирен път да накара Георги да не закача момчето. Но мъжът го прекъсва, като го подсеща, че на дядката са му откраднали чесъна и той ревал. Кольо се опитва да извика Бай Тошо на помощ, но Гошо го кара да млъкне. Вечерта си правят лагер, където старецът запалва огън с брашно и убеждава Митко да върне царевицата. След това детето си признава, че са го скопили и Бай Кольо предлага да му сложи тестиси на коч. След две минути той се връща и обяснява, че ги е сложил в торбичка, за да му е по-удобно на момчето.

## Бай Кольо

### Умения

Варене на ракия,правене на мезета,запалване на огън с брашно
Том и Джери пародия

Том и Джери пародия е Интернет пародия на един от епизодите на анимацията Том и Джери.

Там котката Том е пазач на един магазин,но се опитва да спре мишия купон на DJ Джери в мазето.

Пробва различни начини да го направи като открадне дисковете, да залови мишката и да се маскира като такава, за да проникне вътре. Накрая го пребиват плъховете бодигарди, а той е изхвърлен от магазина,където работел като пазач.

Клипът съдържа псувни и не се препоръчва за лица под 18 години.
Eyy Whoa Eyy

## Meme Status: Shmicky

### Origin

It might have been inspired by a Game Grumps trope found here: https://youtu.be/tylcWZnRlHc?t=13m49s It's said in a particular voice that's hard to describe, like a New Yorker accent or something.

### Uses

It's a response used after someone says something suggestive. It can also be used as a random response, even if it isn't suggestive.

i.e. Papi Polaco- "Hey shmickers, ready to get shmicked in the papihole, junior?"

Papi Guapo- "Eyy whoa eyy."
Том и Джери MLG и чалга пародия

Том и Джери MLG и чалга пародия е пародия на епизод от Том и Джери с кючек.Там Том и бялата котка, Джери и гаджето му се състезават по танци за златна китара. Джери се включва,защото котките му провалят вечерята с тропане. Накрая Том срива танцувалната зала и собственикът на залата го пребива с китарата.Пародията съдържа различни кючеци и висок глас на певица на мястото на смеха на героите или тяхното викане.
Митко (Шрек пародия)

Митко е един от главните герои на Шрек пародия. Той получава царевица назаем от **Георги**, но не му я връща и започва скандал с псувни. Митко стига гората и човекът му обяснява, че не може с всички да се съобразява и че има да изхранва жена и деца. Дал му е пари, но той не му дал царевица. Детето казва, че не го интересува и вика Бай Кольо, защото Георги иска да го бие. Кольо казва на селяка да остави веднага момчето и го заплашва с Бай Митака. Той обаче обяснява на дядката, че Митко е обещал, че старецът ще я плати, но детето казва, че нищо няма да му плаща,след което започва следващ скандал. Вечерта Бай Кольо убеждава Митко да върне царевицата на Георги, а той си признава, че са го скопили. Затова дядката му донася тестиси на коч в торбичка за по-удобно.
Burgundia

**Burgundia -** (Fr. Bourgougne; Eng. Burgundy) Państwo w Europie Zachodniej. (na terenie dzisiejszej Francji- Informacja z poza uniwersum) Założone w roku 409 królewstwo Burgundii było protoplastą tej Burgundii. Księstwo powstało w r. 1032 a rangę królewstwa uzyskało w roku 1450.

 Stolica
 Pełna niepodległość
 Religia
 Dynastia panująca

## Historia

W roku 1363 Burgundia przestała być lennem Francuskim a władzę przejęli tam Walezjusze Burgundzcy. W kolejnych latach, dzięki małżeństwom i dziedziczeniu, książęta Burgundzcy przejmowali władzę w krajach niderlandzkich, we Flandrii, Brabancji i Holandii, a także w Luksemburgu i innych pomniejszych hrabstwach na terenie Królestwa Francji i Cesarstwa. Wszystkie kraje, którymi władali książęta burgundzcy, zachowywały odrębność ustrojową, a władcy każdorazowo przyjmowali tytuł właściwy w danym kraju (np. hrabiego Flandrii, księcia Brabancji itd.). W roku 1448 Burgundia dołączyła do Wojny stuletniej po stronie Anglii. Zyskała wtedy Bar i Nantes podbite przez Prowansalczyków (Bretania się poddała). Po tej wojnie Burgundia zyskała rangę królestwa.

Lata 1450-1610 były latami licznych wojen z Francją, Szkocją i Bretanią. Burgundia i Bretania zakończyły ze sobą sojusz wojną. Burgundia zyskała ziemie północnej Szkocji, południowej Bretanii , Paryż i resztę Francji północnej.

W roku 1586 podczas Powstania w Calais Burgundia stanęła po stronie Anglików. Po tej wojnie Federacja Kaleńska stała się lennem Burgundzkim. Po licznych powstaniach na Niderlandach Federacja zyskała trochę ziem wokół Brugii i samą Brugię.

Burgundia była jednym z państw kolonialnych. Utworzyli kolonię w Kanadzie, Wenezueli, Ameryce środkowej i na Alasce.

Ważnym wydarzeniem w historii Burgundii była Wojna o Sukcesję Angielską. Anglia straciła trochę kolonii ale przeszła pod panowanie Burgundii.
Георги (Шрек пародия)

### **ЛИЧНОСТ**

Георги е примитивен и не е много добър в преговорите,затова решава повечето проблеми с псувни.По дрехите му се разбира, че той харчи повечето си пари за да изхранва своята жена и деца. По репликата на Бай Кольо "Не бе Бай Георги, па си пиян бе мама му стара!"се разбира и че ги използва също и за пиене и може би за ходене по кръчми.
Илюминати

Илюминатите или Ильоменатите са групировка,организирана някъде през средновековието. Хора,които ги подозират разкриват в Интернет как някои хора са Илюминати като Фики,Бойко Борисов,Криско и извънземните,като показват колко букви имат имената им и когато при нещо,свързано с тях се открие три или едно,се разбира,че са Илюминати,тъй като триъгълникът им има три страни и едно око.
Сър Стенли Ройс

Стефан Пенев или Сър Стенли Ройс (1950-2016) е известен габровец и е познат като "бащата на грубия секс". Измислил е цинична песен,която не се препоръчва за лица под 18 години-"Целия вътре сух". Облича се като каубой и прави представления пред зрителите си. Обича ГЕРБ,Бойко Борисов и Левски. Мрази Волен Сидеров и в едно от представленията си псува жена. Интересен факт:бил е член на рокгрупата Антифриз и след смъртта му,причинена от рак на стомаха на 23 юли,те изпълняват песен за него.

Места,където е срещан Сър Стенли Ройс:

Пред голяма сграда през януари

На карнавал

На заведение

Пред голяма сграда през ноември

На оживена улица

На горски път

В парк

В беседка

В мазе

Пред училище

В ромска махала

В някаква къща

Пред някаква сграда в запустяло място
Francja

**Francja -** (Fr. France) Państwo w europie zachodniej.

 Stolica
2.Moulins
 Religia
 Dynastie
Medyceusze

W XV w. najsilniejsze w europie.

## Historia

Dążenie Walezjuszy do przejęcia francuskich posiadłości Plantagenetów doprowadziło w 1337 do wybuchu wojny stuletniej, której celem było odbicie ziem zjednoczonych przez Plantagenetów w XII w. oraz zdobycie francuskiego tronu. Wojna przebiegała ze zmiennym szczęściem. Broniącym kraju Walezjuszom obronę utrudniał konflikt wewnętrzny między armaniakami i burgundczykami oraz niepokoje społeczne. W 1358 doszło do buntu chłopskiego zwanego żakerią oraz powstań mieszczańskich kierowanych przez É. Marcela.  W roku 1443 Francja zjednoczyła ze sobą swoje lenna.

Po dołączeniu Burgundii do wojny stuletniej Francja ostatecznie zaczęła przegrywać.

Po wielu wojnach z Burgundią (1450-1600) Francja straciła bardzo dużo terytorium m.in. Paryż, Szampanię.

Stolicę przeniesiono do Moulins w Burbonii a we Francji zaczęli rządzić Medyceusze.
ALTERNATYWNA HISTORIA "BORGNEGNOIS" Wiki

## Witamy na ALTERNATYWNA HISTORIA "BORGNEGNOIS" Wiki

Jest to wiki przedstawiająca alternatywną historię tj. BORGNEGNOIS (czyt. Bornognojis)

## Wskazówki

* Dopiero zaczynasz przygodę z edytowaniem wiki? Zajrzyj do Centrum Pomocy, aby nauczyć się wszystkiego co musisz wiedzieć o budowie wiki.
* Przejrzyj obecnie istniejące kategorie, aby dowiedzieć się jakie narzędzia masz do swojej dyspozycji i jakie strony zostały już utworzone.
* Odwiedź główna kategorię administracyjną, która zawiera wszystkie najważniejsze narzędzia pozwalające utrzymać wiki w dobrej formie.

## Zawartość

* Tutaj umieść linki do najciekawszych artykułów na wiki.
* Drugi link.
* I trzeci.

## Jak pomóc?

Pomóż nam i spróbuj rozbudować tę wiki.
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Майна мангал

Майна мангала,наричан и маймунката се появява в поредица от клипчета,наречени "Tup ciganin". Той казва "майна" след почти всяко свое изречение и лъже,че изкарва по много пари и че има Samsung Galaxy телефон. Говори обикновено за компютър и за 60 евро,и че го гонел горския и той бягал 65 километра. Ромът си изкарва парите със сечене на дърва.

Известни фрази:

"Шейсет евро майна!"

"Компютър майна,компютър майна!"
Gnosticism

## Meme Status- Average

### Origin

Created by David and Jon. After talking about the evils of gnosticism to David, David made it into a meme.

### Uses

Aside from being a evil voodoo black magic ancient religious cult, it's used as a filler in conversations after awkward silences.

Example: Papi Chulo- "Hey Debido-san, how you doin'?"

Debido-san- "No bad"

Papi Chulo- "..."

Debido-san- "......So.....I hear gnosticism is trending...."
Death Note: Kira vs L Wiki

## Witamy na Death Note: Kira vs L Wiki

Fanowska Wiki poświęcona miłośnikom genialnej serii psychologiczno-detektywistycznej Death Note.

## Wskazówki

* Dopiero zaczynasz przygodę z edytowaniem wiki? Zajrzyj do Centrum Pomocy, aby nauczyć się wszystkiego co musisz wiedzieć o budowie wiki.
* Przejrzyj obecnie istniejące kategorie, aby dowiedzieć się jakie narzędzia masz do swojej dyspozycji i jakie strony zostały już utworzone.
* Odwiedź główna kategorię administracyjną, która zawiera wszystkie najważniejsze narzędzia pozwalające utrzymać wiki w dobrej formie.

## Zawartość

* Tutaj umieść linki do najciekawszych artykułów na wiki.
* Drugi link.
* I trzeci.

## Jak pomóc?

Pomóż nam i spróbuj rozbudować tę wiki.
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Europejskie Państwa "Imperialistyczne"

**Państwa Imperialistyczne -** Państwa Europejskie silniejsze od innych. Odpowiedniki supermocarstwa.

## Stopnie

Państwa Imperialistyczne mają różne stopnie:

1.Stopień- Państwa najsilniejsze

2.Stopień- Państwa silne kolonialne ale mające mało "ziemi głównej".

3.Stopień- Niepodległe silne państwa lub bardzo silne ale pod unią personalną/wasale.
Pałac Pamięci

**Pałac Pamięci** (*Rzymski Pokój*, *System Miejsc*, *Świat Wewnętrzny* ang. *Memory Palace*)to określenie najpotężniejszej techniki mnemonotechnicznej, którą tak naprawdę może nabyć niemalże każdy człowiek poprzez naukę tej techniki.

Jest to niezwykle potężne narzędzie, które przybliża użytkownika do pamięci absolutnej. Jest to niezwykle zaawansowany system polegający na stworzeniu w podświadomości "pałacu" (tzn. dowolnego miejsca z dużą liczbą pomieszczeń do zagospodarowania) i umieszczania w poszczególnych pokojach skojarzeń, które pozwalają na aktywowanie pamięci. Można skojarzyć niemalże wszystko za pomocą niemalże wszystkiego (przykładowej informacji można przypisać daną postać i obdarzyć ją cechami wyglądu bądź charakteru, które mocniej oddają charakter całej informacji).
Failed Roman Dude

## Meme Status- Shmicky

### Origin

It was said by Jon in a conversation with Rowan and David. The context is unknown, he was a byproduct of a joke we can't remember.

###

### Description

None. He has no personality or backstory or anything. The only thing remotely funny about him is his name, if that. Poor Failed Roman Dude.

### Uses

None, he's a character that is mentioned occasionally as a part of the Meme Characters roster.
Memento Mori

**Memento Mori**: to seria stworzona przez użytkowników AdiFire i Lukowskyy.

## Fabuła

Akcja rozpoczyna się w Świecie Shinigami. Tajemnicza kobieta Shinigami imieniem Rose prosi swojego przyjaciela Gira by ten dostarczył jej Notatnik Śmierci nieznanej kobiecie. Gir obiecuje spełnić ostatnią prośbę przyjaciółki, aczkolwiek po przybyciu do Świata Ludzi gubi notes.

Młodym student Shotaro Kurosaki jak każdy człowiek na swoje problemy: jest genialny, aczkolwiek nikt nie jest w stanie go zrozumieć, jest nieszczęśliwie zakochany, a jego najlepsza przyjaciółka się przeprowadza. W związku z tym, jest niezwykle znudzony otaczającym go światem w którym nie może w pełni uwolnić swoich zdolności. Dodatkowo chłopak wątpi w sprawiedliwość na świecie związana z wypuszczaniem na wolność przestępców, którzy w kółko krzywdzą niewinnych ludzi. Całe jego życie jednak się zmienia gdy znajduje zgubiony przez Gira notes. Postanawia stać się mścicielem, który własnoręcznie wymierzy sprawiedliwość.

Przeciwny pogląd na świat wyraża najlepszy detektyw na świecie - Tatsuya Shirokami znany jako **Lazarus**. Jest on stanowczym przeciwnikiem samosądów, wierzącym w to, że detektyw ma udowadniać winę, a ludzie wspólnie powinni wymierzać sprawiedliwość. Pomimo niepozornych działań Shotaro polegających na uśmiercaniu przestępców na zasadzie "*Oko za oko, ząb za ząb, cierpienie za cierpienie.*" Lazarus tworzy tak zwaną Teorię Zangetsu w której postrzega mściciela zwanego **Zangetsu** jako seryjnego mordercę. Niestety nikt nawet nie wierzy w jego istnienie przez co Lazarus najpierw musi udowodnić istnienie zabójcy posługującego się nadprzyrodzoną mocą.

Niedługo potem dochodzi do konfrontacji Shotaro i Tatsuyi. Kurosaki szybko staje się głównym podejrzanym Shirokamiego, który obiera sobie za cel udowodnienie mu winy. Shotaro wie czym grożą jego działania dla tego musi jak najszybciej wyeliminować najlepszego detektywa na świecie. Rozpoczyna się bitwa pomiędzy Zangetsu i Lazarusem.

## Postacie

### Protagoniści

* Tatsuya Shirokami (główny bohater)
* Shotaro Kurosaki (czarny charakter)

### Deuteragoniści

* Gir (Shinigami)
* Akemi Dahaka (główna żeńska bohaterka)

### Postacie Drugoplanowe

* Haruto Sidra
* Shinichiro Shirou
* Kimiko Akira

## Rozdziały

* Rozdział 1: "*Czarna Róża*"
* Rozdział 2: "*Biały Łazarz*"
* Rozdział 3: "*Mściciel*"
* Rozdział 4: "*Teoria Zangetsu*"
* Rozdział 5: "*Czerń i Biel*"
* Rozdział 6
* Rozdział 7: "*Kochanka Demona*"
* Rozdział 8
* Rozdział 9
* Rozdział 10
* Rozdział 11
* Rozdział 12
* Rozdział 13
* Rozdział 14
* Rozdział 15
* Rozdział 16
* Rozdział 17
* Rozdział 18
* Rozdział 19
* Rozdział 20
* Rozdział 21
* Rozdział 22
* Rozdział 23
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Pamięć ejdetyczna

**Pamięć ejdetyczna** (gr. είδος – to, co jest widziane), **pamięć fotograficzna**, **wyobraźnia ejdetyczna** to zdolność odtwarzania złożonych obrazów, dźwięków i innych obiektów z bardzo dużą dokładnością, którą według niektórych badań dysponują nieliczne osoby.

Wyobrażenie ejdetyczne ma to do siebie, że jest dokładnym odzwierciedleniem danego obrazu, a podczas poruszania oczyma ich lokalizacja także zmienia się w wyobraźni.

Obrazy ejdetyczne występują o wiele częściej u dzieci (ok. 8% w wieku 7-12 lat i tylko u 0,1% dorosłych). Nie wykryto także związku zdolności tworzenia wyobrażeń ejdetycznych z żadnymi innymi zdolnościami poznawczymi ani zaburzeniami neurologicznymi. Wyobrażenie ejdetyczne jest mało podatne na zmiany – bardzo trudno jest tworzyć z tych wyobrażeń nowe układy, zastosowanie zapamiętanych informacji w nowy sposób. W związku z tym wyobrażenia ejdetyczne raczej przeszkadzają niż pomagają w myśleniu.

Istnienie tej pamięci było podawane w wątpliwość przez niektórych psychologów ze względu na subiektywny charakter wypowiedzi osób badanych, obdarowanych pamięcią (wyobrażeniami) ejdetyczną. Współczesne badania potwierdzają jednak faktyczne istnienie tej pamięci.

Część przypadków wyobraźni ejdetycznej u dorosłych opiera się na wykorzystaniu mnemotechnik i ma charakter nabyty.
But can it open doors?

## Meme Status- Average

### Origin

This meme was made the night of February 19, 2017 at a Young Adult's Meeting. David, Rowan, Jonathan, Shigeru, and Gideon were playing Snake Oil, where you have to convince someone to buy your product for their job. Shigeru was a rock star, and Jon was trying to do his pitch for a Keyblade Guitar. It might've worked, except for the fact that he ended up in a laughing frenzy halfway through his first point because he was mixing his Australian accent with his Italian accent. The kept saying "You can open your front door..." but never got to the rest of the pitch. He ended up dying of laughter for a whole minute. Rowan asked people if their products could open doors too, and it became a meme between the four of us.

### Uses

It's a response used when the other person's talking about an object.

i.e. Papi Chulo- "Yeah, I was buying this stapler the other day, and-"

Papi Guapo- "But can it open doors?"

Papi Chulo- "...I hate you."
Michael Andersen

Michael Andersen is one of the main protagonists of MLAndersen0. Michael created the MLAndersen0 youtube channel as a way of keeping a journal of his thoughts as per his doctor's orders after being released from the hospital.

## History

### Background

Sixteen years before MLAndersen0 started, Michael and his younger brother Shaun were playing in the woods when they came across a grandfather clock with unusual hands that bent outwards "like tree branches." After Michael took the clock hands, he ended up injuring Shaun. Shortly afterwards, his family sent him to a hospital for mental health where they had limited contact with him for sixteen years.

### MLAndersen0

Michael starts posting videos as journals for his doctor to keep track of his progress. He reports that he finds it difficult to sleep, despite the sleeping medication his doctor prescribed for him. When he is able to get sleep, he dreams of the grandfather clock and another copy of him. He also starts to feel like he's being watched.
The Impossible Shot

## Meme Status - Legendary

### Origin

The Impossible Shot is an old meme that was most likely influenced by Mass Defect, a really, really weird Youtube video. One scene shows the Heavy from Team Fortress 2 shooting several characters from Mass Effect, and then shooting himself.

### Description

The meme involves several people or at least pretending there's more than one person. You pretend to shoot everyone except one person. Then you shoot yourself in the jaw and shoots the last person as you die.

### Uses

1. For the fun of it, or to get a reaction from people because it doesn't make sense. It's pretty unique and hilarious.
No Luck

No Luck is the 33rd video in MLAndersen0. It was posted on February 5th, 2014.

## Description

We've been out here in the east for quite some time now. We've been jumping between hotels, motels, BnBs, and jobs since my last update in February.

It has been, as this video from several months ago goes to show, mentally and physically exhausting. Shaun and I have hours and hours of videos like this, where we continue to hit dead ends.

I know that I had previously said that I would be journaling more on this channel, but following that post, we began moving around more and more and things became too hectic.

However, I believe we owe it to you all to show you how it's been, where we've been and where we are headed.

If anyone knows anything, anyone who can help us, please do not hesitate to reach out to us.

We're back now, for better or worse.

## Transcript

there is not yet a transcript for this episode.
MLAndersen0 Wiki

## Introduction to MLAndersen0 Wiki

Welcome, friends, to the MLAndersen0 Wiki, where we discuss and inform you of Michael and Shaun's journey.

MLAndersen0, otherwise referred to as "The Andersen Journals" was a series based within the Slender Man Mythos, or "Slenderverse". It was created by Dylan Sindelar, who was also the author of "The Showers". It begins with Michael's release from the mental hospital and his attempt to gain a normal life, under the condition from his doctor that he start video journaling. Things, however, quickly start to escalate when he sees and records things that aren't supposed to be there...

It is unknown when or if the series will continue, but for now it seems to be on an indefinite hiatus. Dylan Sindelar has however expressed interest in continuing the series to a proper conclusion.

## Characters

Michael Andersen

Patrick Andersen

Shaun Andersen

Eric

Stormy

## Videos

Video Journal #1

Video Journal #2 - Dreaming

Video Journal #3 - New Camera

#4

Video Journal #5 - Virus

The Truth

Video Journal #6 - Shaun

Shaun

Video Journal #7 - Come Home

The video

The Alley

A Message From Shaun

Video Journal #8 - Alone.

Eric Returned

Homecoming.2

Homecoming

Sleepwalking

Video Journal #9 - 72 Hours

Going Away Present

Curtain's Up

Stormy

Eric/Documents

Clearing My Head

Focus

Patrick

Visiting Stormy

The Flash Drive

Too Quiet

A Warning

So It Goes (Part 1/2)

So It Goes (2)

Video Journal #10 - A Fresh Start

No Luck

The Hand

BROTHERLY LOVE

HELLO

GOODBYE

Video Journal #?? - Retrogression
Known Crossovers

MLAndersen0, being a part of [1]The Slenderverse has had crossovers with other Slenderseries. This will be a page noting the crossovers that have had either Micheal, Patrick, Shaun, or any other main character in MLAndersen0.

NOTE: This page contains spoilers for MLAndersen0 so if you are not caught up I would suggest not reading this page.

**EverymanHYBRID**

 BROTHERLY LOVE [2]

This is the first of four of a crossover with EverymanHYBRID, one thing to note is the all capital video title which is the sign of an EverymanHYBRID character known as "The HABIT" (this is also in the other two parts of the crossover that is on the MLA channel

Three's company [3]

The second of four with the MLA/EMH crossover and where Shaun is invited into Vinny's house and both are put to sleep by drinking tea.

HELLO

The MLA counterpart to "Three's company" and what brings Shaun to Vinny.

GOODBYE

The final part of the EMH/MLA crossover and where HABIT does his thing by revealing that Micheal killed Stormy, Micheal was using Shaun, and that Micheal cannot be trusted. Then HABIT murders Shaun.

[TOWER ON THE LAKE]

Vinny from the Princeton tapes enters the tower, and finds a rotary phone on a table. He picks up, and Patrick speaks on the other end of the line. The full transcript can be found here.

NOTE: It is implied that there is another crossover between EMH/MLA but there is no proof of it happening besides something that happens in another crossover in TribeTwelve, I just thought I'd mention that.

**TribeTwelve**

Severance

There is a brief moment where Micheal pops up in the back room of HABIT's house and Noah even asks "Is that Vinny?", but right after that he realizes it isn't Vinny.

**Stan Frederick [4]**

13.Unsatisfied Customers [5]

Stan calls in with Micheal to postpone their appointment but instead of Micheal picking up Patrick does instead.

This is the crossover list as of 6/2/19
4

#4 is the 4th video in MLAndersen0. It was posted on January 22, 2011.

## Summary

Michael sits in a car, talking about how he feels he's being watched and followed. He points the camera around, showing a faceless figure watching him. the video distorts, then cuts to darkness. The video shows the figure once more before cutting to the car driving down a road. Michael continues to drive, reaching an intersection. He turns the camera, revealing the figure again standing under a streetlight. The distortion occurs again, with a ringing noise playing. The video cuts to black once more, and when it cuts back shows Michael leaning against the car door. He says that the ringing is the same as the one from his dream, and wonders if it's trying to talk to him. The video distorts again, then ends.

## Transcript

*Video begins inside a dark car at night. Michael adjusts the camera, and then turns on a light which casts just enough light to show him in the driver’s seat, facing the camera he’s holding.*

**Michael**: I mentioned it, before, in my last video, I felt—thought—that I was being followed. *[rubs his face]* That I was being watched. *[sighs]* I parked here for about two minutes.

*Michael looks up, at something outside the car, and then looks back at the camera.*

**Michael**: And you know this isn’t… this isn’t just in my head. *[keeps glancing at something outside of the car]* You know that other people can see this too.

*Michael turns the camera around at points it a spot next to a tree. Then he moves the camera so the tree is in the center of a frame. A figure in a black suit with a blank white face can be seen next to the tree, just outside the car. The video distorts and a faint ringing/humming noise is heard. The video then cuts to darkness and the ringing continues for several seconds. A frame of the figure beside the tree appears and then the video jumps to the car driving along a lit residential road. The ringing continues for a short time. Then the normal audio returns.*

*Michael continues driving the car along the roads. Michael is panting and holding the camera shakily. He stops at a T intersection and turns the camera to his right. The same figure can be seen in a yard, just out of the light from a nearby lamp post. A ringing noise takes over the audio again, although there is more buzzing this time. The video briefly cuts to the scene of the figure standing under the tree from before. The video switches between the two several times, and then cuts to black again.*

*The buzzing noise continues for several seconds, and then ends.*

*The video picks up with Michael moving the camera on the passenger seat. He leans against the inside of the driver’s side door.*

**Michael**: I hear it. *[sighs]* It’s the same ringing from the dream. *[sighs again and looks at the camera]* Maybe it’s trying to talk to me.

*The video starts to distort again and the quality rapidly decreases. Michael says something indiscernible as the video ends.*