The Taco Bell Incident

Taco Bell Establishment

On August 24th, 2022 both Zach and Babybee would enter a local Taco Bell establishment in the early afternoon. Later events would take place involving fecal matter as well as excess crying which would result in the arrest of Zach as well as their permanent bans from all Taco Bell establishments.

## Order of Events

#### 11:34 am

Authorities state that Zach and Babybee entered the Taco Bell at approximately 11:34 Am (EST) as seen on security footage. They would both approach the line to order.

#### 11:37 am

At 11:37 am Zach can be seen making a order for 13 *Doritos® Locos Tacos* along with 2 large water cups (which would later be theorized to be filled with *Mountain Dew® Baja Blast*).

#### 11:45 am

The order was delivered to Zach and Babybee's table located at the south-east end of the store (across from the public restrooms) to which they would immediately begin to devour the *Doritos® Locos Tacos,* occasionally also consuming the wrappers.

#### 12:03 pm

After approximately 15 minutes both individuals can be seen in security footage finishing 6 *Doritos® Locos Tacos* each, which resulted in a single remaining *Doritos® Locos Taco.* At this moment Zach can be seen slowly engulfing the final *Doritos® Locos Taco* before removing their trousers and violently projectile shitting onto a nearby wall. For nearly the next 17 minutes and 42 second Zach would be on and off deficating in 12 second intervals onto said wall. During all of this Babybee can be seen trembling and tearfully sobbing during the traumatizing event. at 12:12 pm Babybee can also be seen accidently rubbing fecal matter into her eye causing a pink eye infection seen in her mugshot (charges later dropped).

#### 12:21 pm

By 12:21 pm police arrive to escort and arrest Zach outside the building. Babybee would be removed from the building via stretcher due to a inability to walk after the event. Police recording show Zach stating *"7... 7 Doritos® Locos Tacos, that... that is my limit"* before passing out. Bystanders also claim the stench erupting from the building was unholy and likely stained the surrounding area, one local claiming that "This "funk" would likely never be removed"

## Aftermath

### Victims

Kelsey Seymour, a 21 year old sale clerk, was locked within the female restroom for the entirety of the event as the projectile fecal matter was inescapable had she attempted exiting the building. Kelsey would later be diagnosed with Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and would sue Zach for their actions. Before the court lawsuit Kelsey would go missing under to mysterious circumstances.

### Cost

The damage dealt by the incident would end up costing Taco Bell $100,000 in repairs. Taco Bell Incorporated claims the stench of the building was so pungent and difficult to remove that most machinery and dining tables were required to be replaced as well as the wall onto which Zach deficated on. An approximate loss of $50,000 was estimated due to the shut down of the establishment for renovations.

### Theories

Due to the traumatic and surprising circumstances of the event many theories would arise on the internet

#### The Wall Theory

Despite the wall onto which Zach pooped on being removed, some online theorists believe that Bill Gates purchased the wall secretively. The theory relies on Twitter post made by Bill Gates onto which he states "New installment to by basement walls" along side a photo featuring what appears to be a Taco Bell wall smeared with brown matter.

#### The Sabotage Theory

Many people theorize that the situation was entirely schemed by Babybee as she refused the 13th *Doritos® Locos Taco.* Some believe that the 13th *Doritos® Locos Taco* was laced with a quick activating laxative.

## Charges

Zach was arrested on 6 counts of mischief interfering with property but released later released on a $100,000 bail.

#### The Permanent Bans

Despite Zach already projectile shitting in 6 other separate Taco Bell establishment prior to the incident, this specific occurrence would result in their permanent ban. Babybee was also permanently banned from all taco bell establishment due to her involvement.