Princess Probz (Trancript)

**[Singer]**
It's a sweet life
Silly little messy magic life
Full of surprises, fast life
**Rarity**: Gaze upon my gems!
**Nya**: Whoo!
**[Singer]**
It's a fun life 'cause we got each other
It's a cute life
Live your life in your own way
Come on, grab a slice of cake
**[Mane Six]**
It's a sweet, magic, fast, posh, fun, cute
**[Singer]**
Pony Life
A sweet surprise in every bite
Friendship, rainbows, whoo, all right
**[Ninja]**
It's a sweet, magic, fast, posh, fun, cute
**[Singer]**
Pony Life!
(Title card showing close-up view of Pinkie Pie with with trophies in her eyes.)

**Pinkie Pie**: *Princess Probz*

(The episode opens in a bird-eye view in Ponyville, as Pinkie Pie was repeatedly making a mess while making a giant ice cream sundae.)

**Twilight Sparkle**: Pinkie Pie! Aah!

**Pinkie Pie**: She's just about done it. Oh, yes. Pinkie Pie might have created the perfect dessert!

**Rarity**: (Saw a scoop of strawberry ice-cream and landed onto her hair.) AHH! I will always love you, but... (Cries.) *you've ruined me!*

**Applejack**: Easy now, Rarity.

**Cole**: You okay?

**Rarity**: *My mane!* (Wails.)

**Applejack**: (Breaks a fourth wall.) Did you miss this? I missed this.

**Jay**: (Comes in.) Sorry, guys. Since Pinkie Pie made a huge mess, I decided to get tons of cleaning supplies to do this.

**Cole**: (Grabs a mop.) Unlikely story! Mophead!

(Cole puts a mop onto Jay's head, resembling as a wig.)

**Jay**: Mophead? Did somebody makeover my new hairstyle? Neat!

**Pinkie Pie**: It all comes down to this! May I present a Pinkie Pie original recipe... the Ice Cream Sundae of Towering Importance! (Giggling.)

(Pinkie Pie inflates herself like a balloon, and explodes into a confetti.)

**Rainbow Dash**: Wait for it...

**Twilight Sparkle**: Three...

**Applejack**: Two...

**Pinkie Pie**: (Pops into her original form.) One! (Screams excitedly.)

(The giant ice cream sundae starts to rumble, as it falls to the ground.)

**Pinkie Pie**: Oops.

(The sundae creates an entire mess at Sugarcube Café.)

**Rainbow Dash**: Aah!

**Ninja, Megan Williams and the Mane Six sans Pinkie Pie**: (Groaning.)

**Pinkie Pie**: I, uh... (Laughs.) ...meant to do that. (Opens a cabinet filled with potions.) Potions! Potions for everybody!

(The Ninja, Megan and the rest of the Mane Six drink up some potions.)

**Applejack**: Pinkie, did you have to make that sundae so... dramatic?

**Cole**: That was even worse that the sundae Jay made at the Monastery of Spinjitzu! (He points at Jay.)

**Jay**: WHAT?! Since Pinkie Pie use the recipe for me to make the giant matcha sundae with chocolate fondue, it makes it erupt when I am not CAREFUL!!!

**Kai**: Relax Jay, it is just a past experience.

**Jay**: SAT. That means "Sorry About That". So, what are you doing with the gigantic dessert you are working?

**Pinkie Pie**: It's just one of the recipes I'm considering for my Royal Jelly Juggernaut audition later today!

**Twilight Sparkle**: (She spits out the potion.) You're auditioning for the Royal Jelly Juggernaut?!

**Rainbow Dash**: A Royal Jelly who-da-what-now?

**Megan Williams**: He is talking about the Royal Jelly Juggernaut, and what kind of show is it?

**Pinkie Pie**: It's a reality show! (Gulps the telepathy potion and reads Rainbow Dash's mind. She narrates.) Ponyville's greatest dessert makers face off in a jelly battle royale! Judged by the enigmatic ingenue of irresistible icing herself – Princess Celestia!

(Princess Celestia appears as a judge, warping back to reality.)

**Rainbow Dash**: Ooh. A telepathy potion. Very chill.

**Lloyd**: I think you show telepathy like my brother-in-law. (Examines the telepathy potion.) Wait a second! You are participating in the Royal Jelly Juggernaut, aren't you? (He drinks the potion and read Rainbow's mind, flashing back to an episode where Pinkie Pie makes a mess.) Pinkie Pie sometimes being clumsy, and with that, it can lead to disastrous consequences! She once accidentally adding magic candy beans onto my Traveller's Potion, and warps her to the Candy Empire! (Flashes back to another episode where Pinkie Pie activates the *Prime Empire* arcade pod.) Then, she messes things up when she boots up the wrong motherboard!

**Past Pinkie Pie**: (Pulls out the motherboard and puts it in. She grins as the screen lights up, turning red. Then she backs up and a red energy wave knocks her down.) Gah! (The flash continues spreading out.)

**Game**: Would you like to enter Prime Empire?

**Past Pinkie Pie**: Oh. Don't mind if I do. (Walks over to the game, presses a button and starts playing.)

(Scene warps back into reality. Twilight comes in.)

**Lloyd**: What will happen if she gets a messy experience like this incident in the past?

**Twilight Sparkle**: Lloyd's right! This is not chill at all! (Drinks the potion and throws away the bottle. Starts reading Rainbow's mind. She narrates.) It's the saltiest competition that ever called itself sweet! (Pinkie Pie makes something even worse than before, using dirty and expired ingredients.) Even the most precise ponies go home with their heads hung low!

(Princess Celestia rejects the dish and eliminates Pinkie Pie by falling into a hatch door.)

**Pinkie Pie**: (Screams.) Ahhh!!

(Scene warps back into reality.)

**Twilight Sparkle**: Maintaining a clean workspace is vital!

**Lloyd**: And also, use unexpired ingredients as well.

**Pinkie Pie**: (Gulps down the batter and stops.)

**Twilight Sparkle**: No pressure.

**Pinkie Pie**: (Freezes, but moving on.) Exactly! No pressure! It's just a series of incredibly competitive auditions followed by a callback, a bake-off, and a personal interview. Should be a breeze! All I need to do is practice, practice, practice and get feedback from my best buds. *TO THE TEST KITCHEN!*

(Pinkie Pie brings the rest of the Mane Six, the Ninja and Megan to the test kitchen, which is spied by the Rewind Seed.)

**Princess Twivine Sparkle**: Pinkie Pie, a messy and clumsy Earth Pony participate in the Royal Jelly Juggernaut? Well, looks like I have to summon a Thorntus to make more MESSY?

**Skull Sorcerer**: Would you mind do something to stop the Crystal Guardians from winning?

**Princess Twivine Sparkle**: Of course, Skull Sorcerer. (Plants a dark plunderseed with her magic and grows into Batterglue.) Batterglue! I command you to make dirty tricks for the clumsy pony! (Gives him the baking set.) Here, take this for a special delivery!

**Batterglue**: Your welcome!

(Batterglue leaves the lair and enters Ponyville with the baking set. Kaya was spying on the monster delivering the baking kit to the café.)

**Kaya**: (Gasp.) Thorntus? What is he up to this time? Better warn Jay, quick! (Uses a Hero Bracelet to call Jay.) Jay! I have to warn you! Jay!!

(In the kitchen, there were flies and untidy cooking utensils filled with muck and unused dough.)

**Twilight Sparkle**: It's not *not* worse than I thought.

**Cole**: (Disgusted.) Phew!

**Megan Williams**: That was unhygienic, unlike my mother's kitchen that she used to make meals.

**Lloyd**: Feels like I'm going to wear a clinical mask. (Retches, as he goes to the bathroom.)

**Rarity**: (Examines a pot filled with dough.) Huh? (Rarity screams and groans, as she lies down dramatically in her couch.)

(The rest of the Mane Six, the Ninja and Megan hurdled up.)

**Twilight Sparkle**: Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Applejack, and Rarity—

**Rarity**: (Groans.)

**Kai**: That kitchen was a total disaster.

**Zane**: I agree. She never learns the basics of food hygiene and preparation.

**Jay**: (Comes in with the baking kit.) Oh, gosh. Do we ever need the baking kit other than the clean supplies?

**Ninja**: No!

**Jay**: FINE! I will give it to Pinkie with these. (He leaves.)

**Twilight Sparkle**: Oh, she's still fainted. From a place of love and support... (Shows Pinkie Pie mixing the batter.) we have to stop her!

**Rarity**: (Groans.) We must help Pinkie Pie!

**Twilight Sparkle**: Oh. Right. Yeah, that's what I meant. From a place of love and support, we have to *help* her.

**Lloyd**: I agree with you, Twilight.

**Pinkie Pie**: (Scat-Singing, then in deep voice.) Pastries!

**Twilight Sparkle**: Pinkie, please tell me you have a plan for your audition.

**Lloyd**: Or else, you might be eliminated!

**Pinkie Pie**: I do! Step one— Aah! (She slipped and fell.) Have fun! (A pan falls on her head.) That's it. That's the only step.

**Twilight Sparkle**: Okay, great. And cool. And nice.

**Rainbow Dash**: Whoa!

**Cole**: Looks like somebody uses the next step. Or maybe not?

**Twilight Sparkle**: We can fix this. We gotta fix this!

**Jay**: With the baking kit! (He brings the baking kit up in the air with the hallelujah sound effect. Lloyd brings down.)

**Lloyd**: This?! How did Pinkie Pie able to pass the audition?

**Jay**: What? I was helping her as well.

**Lloyd**: This is CRAZY! (Flashes back to the first episode.) Remember the last time Pinkie Pie was preparing a dessert but unleashed the great batter monster that terrorise the entire café!

(A batter monster roars at the Ninja and the Mane Six.)

**Past Cole**: Not the good IDEA!!

(Flashes back to the present.)

**Lloyd**: Please, promise not to do this Jay.

**Jay**: (Sighs.)

**Kai**: (Shoves aside both Lloyd and Jay.) Relax, Lloyd. I taught Pinkie Pie to practice good personal and kitchen hygiene. (Shows him washing his hands.) Always wash my hands before and after preparation. (Uses different chopping boards to cut vegetables and protein.) Use separate chopping boards to prevent cross-contamination. (Shoves Pinkie Pie aside not to double dip.) No double dipping! (Brings the cleaning supplies to her.) And lastly, clean up after you cook! (Back to the present.) It is so easy that everyone never forgets, well, except her.

**Cole**: Expectations: Kitchen being clean and shiny. Reality: Kitchen with pests and dirt! (Disgusted.) I never want to cook when the kitchen is greasy and grubby.

**Twilight Sparkle**: You know how I'd audition? I'd be mindful of health codes.

**Lloyd**: That is to ensure that we will not fall sick easily.

**Rainbow Dash**: Look, Pinkie. An audition needs something that's gonna grab their hearts, eyeballs, and advertisers!

**Twilight Sparkle**: What if you make it to hometown cook-offs?! We gotta get this place sparkling clean! Even if we have to turn it inside-out and upside-down!

**Pinkie Pie**: Good idea, Twilight! My pineapple upside-down cake always impresses.

**Nya**: (Sighs.) And always don't forget to clean the dishes, with the dishwashing soap, 99.9% anti-bacterial soap that can shine easily.

**Cole**: Thanks for the tip, Nya.

**Twilight Sparkle**: That's not what I meant.

**Pinkie Pie**: (Cuddles Twilight.) I know. That's what I love about you. You're brilliant without even trying.

**Twilight Sparkle**: (She steps on the unused batter and screams.) Ahhh!

**Rarity**: You know, darling... (Black and white setting, with Rarity on a lipstick.) I once thought about getting into the "biz", meaning the TV industry. I could've been a star, too, I tell you. But I gave it all up to focus on my suntan. Where's that tan now? Don't ask. Long story. (Kisses.)

(Scenery changes back to colour.)

**Pinkie Pie**: I love your long stories, Rarity, but I'm running out of time.

**Megan Williams**: Perhaps you need to focus on the food you made, not the judge.

**Zane**: Indeed, Megan. Except when Nya joins the fashion interview.

**Nya**: Hey!

**Rarity**: The perfect audition requires the perfect audition look. May I?

(Rarity make up Pinkie Pie using cosmetics.)

**Pinkie Pie**: Ooh!

**Rest of Mane Six and the Ninja**: Wow!

**Megan Williams**: It looks like a lady Pierrot to me.

**Rarity**: Behold her! Pinkie Pie – polished!

**Rainbow Dash**: She's camera-ready!

**Pinkie Pie**: Cake-ready, too! Is this upside-down enough for ya, Twilight?

(The cake splats.)

**Twilight Sparkle**: (Gasps.)

**Pinkie Pie**: There's just one more recipe I want to try. Mostly because it's so fun to say. *FLAN!* It's as flashy as I am now! And not only that, I finally got my hair net to stay on!

(The Ninja and the Mane Six made awestruck sounds.)

**Pinkie Pie**: Whoa! (She slips and fell onto the blender, which whirls in and lands outside, screaming.) Ahh! (The blender enlarged and it is about to explode.)

**Nya**: (Gasp.)

**Twilight Sparkle and Fluttershy**: (Gasp.)

**Megan Williams**: No way!

**Rarity**: (Gulps.)

(The blender explodes with a cake batter, with the Ninja and the rest of the Mane Six stuck.)

**Rest of Mane Six**: (Grunts.)

**Lloyd**: We're stuck!

**Kai**: I can't feel my legs!

**Pinkie Pie**: (Laughs nervously.) Oops.

(The Ninja and the Mane Five (except Megan) were stuck in a cake batter.)

**Ninja and Mane Six sans Pinkie Pie**: (Grunt.)

**Pinkie Pie**: (Pants while heading towards the sticky cake batter.)

**Rainbow Dash**: (Sighs.) Looks like we're in a pretty—

**Applejack**: Don't say it!

**Rainbow Dash**: —*sticky* situation.

**Twilight Sparkle, Applejack and Rarity**: (Groan.)

**Nya**: Get us out of HERE!!

**Megan Williams**: Well, I'm not stuck at all, my friends?

**Lloyd**: Megan? How could you free yourself?

**Megan Williams**: Maybe, I hide under the table. (Smiles in frown motion.)

**Pinkie Pie**: (Arrives.) You guys! I'll save you!

(Fanfare plays, but she got stuck as well.)

**Pinkie Pie**: (Grunts.)

**Twilight Sparkle**: At least if she's stuck, she won't be able to make it to—

**Pinkie Pie**: Ugh! Huh?

**Twilight Sparkle**: This is the worst thing that could possibly happen!

**Lloyd**: Way to go, Pinkie. Are you HAPPY NOW?!

**Pinkie Pie**: Ugh! I know! I wanted you all to come support me at my audition!

**Rest of Mane Six and the Ninja**: (Sigh.)

**Jay's Bracelet Voice**: Jay, you've got a call from Kaya.

**Kaya**: (Answers the call.) Jay! The baking kit that you have delivered from is a Thorntus summoned by Princess Twivine!

**Rest of Mane Six, the Ninja and Megan Williams**: Princess Twivine?

**Kaya**: His name is Batterglue. If Pinkie Pie makes mistakes she made, he will suck up all of her energy from the soul!

**Pinkie Pie**: My soul?

**Kaya**: I need your assistance to stop Batterglue from eliminating from the Royal Jelly Juggernaut!

**Jay**: Send us the coordinates if we need help. We'll be right there. (Ends the call.)

**Twilight Sparkle**: Just remember to clean as you cook.

**Kai**: Practice you kitchen hygiene skills.

**Rainbow Dash**: And do something flashy!

**Zane**: Focus on what you are doing!

**Rarity**: And put your best face forward!

**Jay**: Don't make mistakes, Pinkie. I know you can do it.

**Lloyd**: If you follow those rules, you got this. No way you'll look like a silly filly. No pressure!

**Pinkie Pie**: Oh. (Laughs nervously.) Okay. (Voice cracking.) No pressure. (She shuts the door as she went off.)

**Megan Williams**: I will have to follow her to the audition. Bye! (She leaves.)

**Zane**: At least she will accompany her for a while.

**Twilight Sparkle**: Well, we did all we could.

**Fluttershy**: She seemed really sad. This feels... not good.

**Rainbow Dash**: Maybe we should've just believed in her from the start?

**Rest of Mane Six and the Ninja**: (Sigh.) Yeah...

**Twilight Sparkle**: I... made a mistake, didn't I?

**Lloyd**: We all make mistakes too. Megan Williams will be helping Pinkie as a support.

**Applejack**: We gotta make a plan to get out of this flan! Uh, as quick as we can! Hand me that pan! Let's eat!

**Cole**: I will never eat raw cake batter!

**Zane**: I know you are going to have a bellyache after eating, but we must go to the cooking studio to see if Pinkie Pie gets-

**Nya**: Forget about bellyaches, Zane! We need to gobble up all the raw cake batter she made.

(The Ninja and the rest of the Mane Six eats up all the raw cake batter to free themselves.)

**Twilight Sparkle**: (In mouthful of cake batter.) We're coming, Pinkie!

**Pinkie Pie**: Our hero in pink stands under the bright lights of the Royal Jelly Juggernaut competition kitchen. Game time! Steely, she looks across the studio to see three tail chairs. These are the judges' chairs.

**Princess Celestia**: Uh, excuse me, but are you... narrating?

**Pinkie Pie**: Huh? Oh. Yeah. Kinda.

**Batterglue**: (Hides under the TV studio.) Time to cook up a storm by making a massive mess!

**Princess Celestia**: Well then... (Clears throat.) One audition, one recipe. That's all that stands between you and TV stardom.

**Megan Williams**: Good luck, Pinkie! I know you can do it!

**Pinkie Pie**: Huh. I thought it was gonna be a lot more complicated than that. Prepare to have your taste buds totally ANNIHILATED! Then revived stronger than ever by a Pinkie Pie original recipe! Watch as I create upside-down flan cakes! (Imitating Kai.) Practice Kitchen hygiene! (Imitating Rainbow Dash.) Be flashy! (Imitating Zane.) Stay focus! (Imitating Rarity.) Look the part! (imitating Twilight Sparkle.) And keep it clean! (Sighs.) I can do this. (Gasps.)

(She breaks a mixing bowl, as the judges writing about the results.)

**Batterglue**: (Laughs sinisterly.)

(The Ninja and the Mane Five were having a bellyache after eating too much cake batter.)

**Ninja and Mane Six sans Pinkie Pie**: (Groaning.)

**Rarity**: (Burps.) I can't! I simply can't eat another bite!

**Nya**: (Hiccups.) Too full! Need water... (She faints.)

**Cole**: I feel sick!

**Zane**: It appears my gears inside my belly got damaged, even my super computer in my brain. Maybe P.I.X.A.L. was right, raw cake batter damage the central processor.

**Applejack**: You can't get up and leave this kitchen until you finish your dessert! (Sighs.) Literally. None of us can.

**Jay**: I feel like my stomach is digesting raw batter. (Groans.)

**Kai**: Maybe I feel like having diarrhea because of the cake batter.

**Twilight Sparkle**: We have to eat! For Pinkie!

**Lloyd**: (Screams in agony.) AHH! I can't take it anymore! We have to stop Batterglue and save Pinkie! We're COMING!

(The Ninja and the Mane Five continue eating the batter. Back in studio, Pinkie Pie makes mistakes while cooking.)

**Megan Williams**: Pinkie!

**Pinkie Pie**: (Whimpers.) Clean as you cook, practice good hygiene... Whoops! Aah! (Accidentally cracks up eggs, and tries to add milk, but it spills. She got hit by a pan.) Here's a little flash— (The Flan burns.) Aah! Too much flash!

**Megan Williams**: Oh, dear.

(Pinkie Pie makes more mistakes in the kitchen, adding butter and milk into the batter.)

**Pinkie Pie**: Okay. (Pants.) I'll put my best face forward and— (The batter splats onto one of the judges.) Oops.

(Pinkie Pie finishes touching up the Flan Cake, but she got stuck as she walks on the raw cake batter.)

**Pinkie Pie**: Help! I'm stuck!

**Batterglue**: Stuck?! Well, that's the good news! I will collect your energy from your soul! (Uses the plundervines to extract her soul.)

**Pinkie Pie**: No! Not my soul!

(Megan pushes Pinkie out of the batter.)

**Megan Williams**: No way! I will never ever let Pinkie Pie become eliminated! (Opens up the Rainbow of Light.) *Rainbow Harmony Power!*

**Pinkie Pie**: (Her geode glows.) *Laughter Crystal Power!*

(Megan and Pinkie Pie transforms into Sailor Sky and Crystal Pinkie Pie. Transformation ends.)

**Princess Celestia**: (Gasps.) How could it be?!

**Sailor Sky**: Out of the cake batter and into the oven! You will not ever take Pinkie Pie's soul energy! I fight for friendship! And I fight for balance! (She does a stock intro pose.) I'm Sailor Sky! And with the Magic of Friendship, I shall punish you!

**Crystal Pinkie Pie**: Don't mind if I do, Sky Princess.

**Batterglue**: By making the cake batter raw? This will make you poisoned!

**Crystal Pinkie Pie**: Not on my watch! (She uses her spell.) Party Cannon Confetti Shock! (She blasts the confetti against Batterglue.)

**Batterglue**: Not confetti!

**Crystal Pinkie Pie**: That's what I call advertising!

(Batterglue uses the sticky raw cake batter onto Crystal Pinkie Pie and Sailor Sky.)

**Sailor Sky**: (In disgust.) Ewww!

**Crystal Pinkie Pie**: Ugh. (Batterglue comes in.) What did you want?

**Batterglue**: If you want to win the competition, give up your energy!

**Crystal Pinkie Pie**: (She looks at the judges and herself.) I need to be selected, so here's my energy.

**Batterglue**: IF YOU SAY SO! (He grows plundervines to trap Pinkie Pie.) One. Two.. Th-

(Kaya, in her Hero form, uses her offensive spell against Batterglue.)

**Hero Kaya**: Frosting Twirl Emerge!

**Batterglue**: AHHH!! (He got covered with frosting.) I was covered with sticky frosting! Like cupcakes!

**Hero Kaya**: Now is your chance, Sailor Sky! Eradicate him!

**Sailor Sky**: Okay! (Sailor Sky removes her tiara and uses as a magical frisbee to eradicate him.) Rainbow Crown Magic!

**Batterglue**: I'VE GOT BAKED! (He turns back into a plunderseed.)

**Sailor Sky**: Pinkie Pie! Your Flan Cakes were ready!

**Crystal Pinkie Pie**: I've got this! Party Cannon Confetti Shock!!!

**Sailor Sky**: NOOO!

(Pinkie Pie uses her spell to top the Flan cake,and explodes inside the baking studio.)

**Rest of Mane Six and the Ninja**: (Gasp.)

**Twilight Sparkle**: Oh, no! We're too late!

**Lloyd**: Looks like we lost everything...

**Princess Celestia**: (Tastes the Flan cake.) This... is so... raw.

**Twilight Sparkle**: Aah! (She shatters herself.)

**Lloyd**: (Retches again.)

**Pinkie Pie**: (Gulps.)

**Princess Celestia**: It's raw... beautiful television! And not only that, this is the best cake I've ever taken a teensy little bite of! Oh, you must be on the show!

**Pinkie Pie**: (Gasps.) Really?! But my audition was a disaster.

**Princess Celestia**: Eh, maybe so. But your baking's top-notch, and it's you who really takes the cake! And also defeating a batter monster with the Sailor Princess. (Giggles, while snorting.) Did you get that? That's gold.

**Ninja, Megan Williams and Rest of Mane Six**: (They all cheer.)

**Pinkie Pie**: Whoo-hoo-hoo! (She expands into a balloon and burst. Reverting back to normal.) Yeah! Whoo!

**Princess Celestia**: A second helping, please!

(Back at Sugarcube Café, Twilight and Lloyd apologise what they have done.)

**Twilight Sparkle**: Pinkie, I'm sorry. I was afraid you'd embarrass yourself.

**Lloyd**: Same for you. When the only one who should be embarrassed is us. We tried to make you do things the way we do them when you were doing them perfectly fine all along.

**Pinkie Pie**: That's okay. I know you were just trying to help. But I can't help being me. And I like it that way. (Drinks a potion, and she hiccups.) Uh-oh!

(Pinkie Pie transforms into Twilight.)

**Rainbow Dash**: Whoa!

**Pinkie Pie**: Whoa! (She drinks again and hiccups, turning into Applejack.) Actually, it's kinda fun to be you guys, too! (She transforms back into her own self.)

**Ninja, Mane Six and Megan Williams**: (Laugh.)

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