RHOSJ Season 12

* Marcey Bruckstein
* Ashley Weaver
* Jenna Preskol
* Ruby Green
* Tabbi McCarthy
* Michelle White

Episode One

Ashley wakes up Logana 2 out of her sleep by slamming together pots and pans. Logana 2 gets up and Ashley sprays her with a bottle of windex and sprints down to Logan 2's room to do the same. Irv and the kids wake up buried in the sand during high tide and scream for Marcey. Marcey watches from her widows peak enjoying a glass of wine. Ruby calls up Jenna and invites her out to lunch to discuss the posibility of them mending there friendship. Michelle and Tabbi go to a bar to celebrate Michelle's studio starting.

Episode Two

Jenna arrives at lunch with Ruby and Ruby explains that she misses there friendship. Jenna starts ripping all the table clothes off the tables and steals an old lady's cabbage soup. She hands it to Ruby as a peace offering. Michelle calls up Ashley and invites her and the kids over for a playdate with hers and Tabbi's kids. They arrive and are stunned by the size of Michelle's house. Marcey runs out to the beach and shaves everyone's head and kicks sand in there eyes then begins reciting the pledge of allegiance repetedly.

Episode Three

Ashley takes Logana 2 to the doctor for suffering multiple mysterious head wounds. Michelle works on her new studio for her talk show. Ruby and Jenna go to visit Dawn in the mental hospital. Dawn tries to escape but gets tranquilized and sent back to her room. Marcey digs up Lauren and allows her to come inside. She asks Lauren for advice and Lauren starts swinging at Marcey. Marcey gets mad and begins breaking all the windows in the house. Tabbi takes Rosalee to the park, buries her in the woodchips and leaves.

Episode Four

Marcey recieves a notice from Irv's new wife that she reported him and the girls missing and Marcey has 48 hours to return them. Marcey uses it as toilet paper and goes outside and shoves it in Irv's mouth. Tabbi, Michelle, and Ashley go axe throwing to blow off some steam. Ruby gets approved for her fashion line RUB.I and begins to create designs. Jenna gets a letter in the mail from Dina stating she has suffered long lasting injuries due to her and is pressing charges.

Episode Five

Jenna invites Ruby over to discuss the Dina situation. They decide to create fradulant bank accounts in Dina's name again as payback. Michelle invites Ashley to watch her shoot her first episode in the new studio. Logana 2 runs over and begins chewing on the wires. Ashley runs over and starts punching her in the mouth. Tabbi dumps Isiah and Rosalee off at daycare and takes a day to consider new parenting methods. Marcey notices Amanda using coral to try and dig herself out and she sprints down to the beach and plugs her nose and mouth.

Episode Six

Irv breaks free and backhands Marcey. Marcey falls in the sand and Lauren sprints out and begins burying her in the sand. Her and Irv high five and dig out Amanda. Marcey wakes up and laughs because they are all bald. Jenna has a meltdown in the pre school and begins throwing crayons at the kids and steals all there lunchboxes and eats the food infront of them. Tabbi gets mad at Rosalee and tries to cool herself down to no avail and begins blanket folding her into the wall. Michelle and Ashley plan another girls trip to New Portz City. Ruby also gets a call for a meeting to open a store in NPC.

Episode Seven

Marcey rises from the sand like jesus and floats to the house. She walks in to notice half of her stuff missing and Irv and the kids gone. She rushes for her keys and runs out the door. Ruby flies out to NPC and meets with her new production team. Ashley invites all the girls to stay in a nice penthouse overlooking the city. Jenna gets fired yet again from her job and plans to blow up the preschool. Tabbi considers family therapy. Michelle experiences a studio fire.

Episode Eight

The girls arrive in NPC and meet up with Ruby. They all go out to a fancy lobster resteraunt. They all congratulate Ruby with shots. Marcey worridley goes through her phone and maps directions to Louisiana to take the family back. Michelle comforts Marcey and tells her it will be okay. Tabbi and Ashley discuss the worst things theyve done to there children. Jenna asks Ruby why she changed and isn't herself anymore.

Episode Nine

Ruby explains to Jenna that she has an imagine she is trying to work on. Jenna calls her management team and threatens all of them. They drop RUB.I and Ruby immediatly loses her mind. She takes Jenna by the hair and throws her face into her split pea soup and starts screaming. Ashley tries to calm her down and Ruby flips the table over on her and Tabbi. Ruby and Jenna begin dancing on the table and both run out of the resteraunt into the streets of NPC. Tabbi helps Ashley up and Michelle tries to clean everything up.