Seeing Your Ex Girlfriend At A Party

Ex Girlfriend happens to meet her ex boyfriend at a mutual's birthday party.

## Transcript

Oh, hello. Fancy seeing you here. Yes, I know you're friends with him as well, I suppose it just slipped my mind. How are you doing, anyway? Good. You look well. Yes, I'm good, thank you. I thought it was you over there. I could see someone staring. {laughs} Yes, it was that obvious. Hmm. It's quite the place he's rented out for his birthday weekend tonight. Hmm, I wouldn't mind living here myself.

Hmm? Did I get him a present? Yes, of course. Did you? You didn't? Typical of you, so forgetful. Oh, speak of the devil, there he is. What are you doing? Don't put your arm around me. Because people are going to think we're still together. What do you mean that's the point? Oh, you are insufferable.

Hi! This is for you! Happy birthday! Yes, thank you so much for inviting me. Oh, you're very welcome, it's lovely. Um, is it from both of us? Nope. Yeah, see you in a bit... I can't believe you just did that. You're totally trying to take credit for the gift I picked out! You- oh my God, you're unbelievable. Don't. I will smack you, don't- God's sake. Hmm? Now is that better? Why are you holding me this tightly? Please.

Because I'm yours? That's wishful thinking. {laughs} Well, very funny. I didn't realize you've taken off holiday- don't get in my face, don't get in my- Hmm? No, I haven't looked around outside so much yet. There's a conservatory. Sure, why not? Oh, it's beautiful. Wow. Did you already come in here? Huh? Hmm? You think I was totally flirting with him when I gave him that present? It's his birthday, I was just being nice! Oh my God, okay, okay. Reach harder, reach harder.

Who am I here with? I came by myself. How about you? Who do I think you came with? Oh, I don't know. Perhaps the girl that's been painting your nails or something. Hmm? Yes, that is what I really think. Oh, you came here with your brother? Okay. You don't have to lie. Hmm, I see. I don't know, I just thought you would have.

I don't know. It's not funny! I don't think that's something so far-fetched. No. Do I want you to? I suppose not if you're dating someone else, and in the meantime you're telling me you would like to get back together, then that wouldn't make you a very honest person, would it? No. I don't think the person you're dating would be very happy to know you've been making out with your ex girlfriend.

Yes, you look very nice. Hmm. You look lovely. You don't get many compliments anymore? Well, I think perhaps that's just because you're quite an intimidating person. I think perhaps people don't want to pay you a compliment because they are a little scared of you. It's just the kind of resting face you have, perhaps.

Am I scared of you? No. {laughs} I'm not scared of you. I've seen everything there is to see. {laughs} I meant your range of emotions, um, but sure I've seen all that as well. I'm not embarrassed, I just didn't really expect that to be the route our conversation was going to take.

Hmm. Yes, I'm happy. I know. I know when we talk like this it feels as though nothing has changed, but... it has. Because I don't want to argue. Yes, I- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Yes, I do still love you, but... Yes there is- there is a but, there is a but. {laughs} Because I don't want to argue with you anymore. It makes me sick.

No, you can't promise that if we got back together. I think we would argue again, and it hurts me to argue with you. No, I'm not cold, you don't have to- I don't think we can. I just have so much going on, it's just not the right time. What can you do? Well, you could be patient, if that's what you really, really want.

If you want us to get back together then I think you're going to have to be patient, and not all people are cut out for being patient. No, we don't have to do this now. I'm tired of talking about this. Besides, we're at a party. We're supposed to be enjoying ourselves. Why don't we go and have more of a look around?

I think I saw a- ah, yes. Look over there. It's a lake. I thought I saw something, but it was the moon on top of it. The reflection. Yes. What do I want to do? I want to go for a swim. Yes. I'm going to swim in it. I'm getting undressed, I'm not going to get in a lake in a full silk dress. That would be stupid.

Come on. Come on! Oh, it's cold. Oh, you didn't even get in. You ass! It's nice. It's like having our own private pool... you know besides the uh, the geese over there. Yeah. That house probably already has like three pools inside and somewhere, but here we are with the geese.

I suppose if we swim here it will make up for the fact we didn't get to go on a holiday together last year. Yes, we can pretend this is, uh, a villa in Italy or something. Little cold, just a little. I don't know how you do it, always staying this warm. Yes, I miss when we could go on holiday together and eat ice cream, and wake up whenever we want. Be as loud as we want.

Why are you putting your hand around my neck? Hmm? Because it's cute? No. You're playing with fire, you're lucky I don't try to drown you. {kissing} Oh, I think there's someone coming. {laughs} Oh, shit. Oh nothing, we're just thought we'd go for a swim! No no, it's cool like, um, you know, witches in the moonlight, yeah! I know!

Oh, it's time to dance? Okay. Yes, we're coming. Yes, we're coming. Come on, then. Now we'd better get going. {kissing} Come on, come on.

## Fun Facts

### Trivia

* The nail polish from the previous episode is brought up again.