Savvy Jack

**Savvy Jack** is an NPC in Feral. He can be found in the Shattered Bay. And in Blood Tundra during the Quest "Insatiable Paper Towel and Captain Cluck.

## Description

Savvy Jack is a large dark blue Komodori with a dull orange head and a dull teal mane, with a tuft of hair covering the top of his head. His mane has dark blue flowers placed in it, and he wears two brown sashes. Attached to one sash is a ring of keys and on the other are two white vials.

## Quotes

* *"All right, all right... But if you change your mind, Savvy Jack will be waiting."*
* *"I knew you were a smart one, the moment I saw ya. You've got style, you've got poise, and now that I've sized you up, I think you and I will get along just fine."*
* *"It's nothing but the truth, friend. Folks like us need to stick together if we want to survive this cutthroat world."*
* *"Fair enough, fair enough. Sometimes passing ships can't see eye to eye. But I do hope that this won't be the last time our paths cross."*
* *"There's no telling what the future might hold, but be sure to keep Savvy Jack in mind for all of your more... discreet endeavors, and/or business ventures. Ol' Jack always has an ear to lend."*
* *"Now, I know what you're thinking: "How can you sell the Insatiable Paper Towel if it's so dangerous?" Not to worry! I've added a little label to the packaging that says "WARING: THIS PAPER TOWEL COULD BE DANGEROUS." That's why Savvy Jack is the best in the biz!"*
* *"Ah, if it isn't my favorite Spark! Listen, listen--Cindernoct has its fun side, sure, but we can't forget the reason for the season: STRANGE EVIL MAGIC IN ABUNDANCE. But not to worry--I got a product that'll keep your paws protected!"*
* *"Not interested?! Fine, fine... Just don't come cryin' to Savvy Jack when some wayward evil spirit attaches itself to your tail!"*
* *"Ohh, I'll do you one better: MALICE REPELLANT! Just one spray and the evil mojo is gone away!"*
* *"Wh-what? I am appalled, simply astounded, that you would accuse me of sticking an expertly designed Cindernoct-themed label over a can of BreathFresh: RoseBloom and calling it a magical ward!"*
* *"Well, obviously! Protective magic leaves a beautiful scent of rose petals behind that only HAPPENS to smell like BreathFresh: RoseBloom, because this is 100% NOT a can of air freshener that I put a new label on!"*
* *"I would NEVER."*
* *"... You ain't buying it, are you? Sigh..."*

	+ *"Oh, everything you could wish for! We got SCENTED QUILL CLEANER, we got 3-in on FUR AND QUILL CLEANER--oh, huh, looks like I've sold most everything except quill cleaner. GET IT BEFORE IT'S GONE!"*
		- *"Huh? No, not really I guess. But don't you ever get the feeling a new chapter is starting, and the last one's ending? It happens to me every time I leave town to start sellin' my wares somewhere else... I get this itch. Don't you feel it in the air?"*
		- *"You sure? You might regret that...Don't you ever get the feeling a new chapter is starting, and the last one's ending? It happens to me every time I leave town to start sellin' my wares somewhere else... I get this itch. Don't you feel it in the air?"*
* *"And when change is on the horizon, you don't want to be caught without SAVVY JACK'S MAGIC-ENHANCING QUILL CLEANER! Tell your friends! Tell your enemies! FULL STOCK MUST GO!"*

	+ **Is it potentially life-threatening?**: *"Not more life-threatening than usual! It's a blanket with ARMS."*
		- **So... like a jacket?**: *"No no no, it's more like a warm smock. But it ALSO comes with a built in CUPCAKE OVEN, so you can bake delicious snacks and be cozy at the same time! No extra charge!"*
		- **Oh, well. That's not so bad.**: *"It ALSO comes with a built in CUPCAKE OVEN, so you can bake delicious snacks and be cozy at the same time! No extra charge!"*
		- **[Either way]**: *"And, my fine Spark, before you ask, there's only a 49 precent chance of bursting into flames. I'd take those odds!"*
	+ **No, absolutely not.**: *"Your loved ones could have experienced true Frostfete magic this year, and you have denied it to them! YOUR LOSS, KID."*

* *"...ah, forget it. Will you just help me out? I can promise you a special 10 percent discount on any official Savvy Jack merchandise! Actually, wait, can't give you away the farm-a full 5 percent discount if you help me outta this bind!"*
* *"Wow. WOW. You've got a smooth-talkin' mouth at the other end of those fancyfeet! I can't believe ol' what's-your-name is talkin' back to Savvy Jack in his hour of need! I expected better from you, whoever you are... But fine! We'll work something out."*
* *"Well, I recently came up with another brilliant product: "THE INCREDIBLE INSATIABLE PAPER TOWEL"*
* *"Oh, it's gonna be my biggest hit yet! It's an enchanted paper towel that actually gets HUNGRY to clean! How does THAT work, you ask?"*
* *"Why, after the first time you use it to clean up a spill, it develops a RAVENOUS HUNGER for MORE and searches out new messes all on its own! Totally brilliant right?*
* *"I know! But here's the problem: on my way here to start selling, our ship crashed in that freaky harbor-total accident, everyone's a-okay. BUT the Insatiable Paper Towel's still on board..."*
* *"...so if the ship sinks and the towel soaks up even one drop of whatever that red stuff is, it'll develop a, uh, hunger. For more of it. And start looking for more to clean up any way it can. It will stop at nothing to satisfy its thirst."*
* *"Exactly, you get it! I need you to head to that harbor and get the towel. DO NOT LET IT TOUCH THE WATER. AT ALL. And to whet your whistle: don't forget, there's a three percent discount in it for ya!"*
* *"HEY, there it is-my perfect, beautiful, wonderful INSATIABLE PAPER TOWEL, and not a drop on it! You've saved us all from a bloodthirsty enchanted cleaning product-and also from messes in the kitchen!"*
* *"Here's a little something for your troubles. And don't forget about your special two percent discount on any Savvy Jack product (only applies during official "SAVVY JACK SALE HOURS" which are random and unannounced). See you around, twinkletail!"*

* *"Hold up, even I couldn't understand that nonsense, and I've spouted a lot of nonsense in my time...come again?"*
* *"Savvy Jack's got a strict "Don't Buy Anything Offa No One In the Blood Tundra" policy. Not gettin' involved with THAT business--no sir. Stuff's all cursed from here to Visoria! You oughta run along while you know what's good for ya."*
* *"Why don't you go up to that spooky village? They'll probably be more inclined to get involved in whatever YOU'RE sellin'."*
* *"Someone up in that spooky village's bound to know what you're going on about. Like I told ya, I don't mess with artifacts from around here. Now, if you wanna buy a one-size-fits-all tail warmer, then we can talk..."*

* *"Ah, it's my favorite customer! Now don't go gettin' a big head or anything-ALL customers are my favorite customer, 'cause Savvy Jack likes CASH. Now, anything in particular you're lookin' for today? I got DEALS on DEALS!"*
	+ *"Ohoho! That's the PASSWORD! So you're workin' with the world famous Govan Vincent, huh? He has a real hankering for this stuff, I'll tell you that much... He must eat it constantly!"*
	+ *"You feelin' Ok in the head, my friend? Listen, I know my deals can be MIND-BLOWING, but maybe you should just sit down for a minute, 'cause you aren't makin' much sense... Unless you're... no... Nevermind."*
* *"Yell-O Pudding mix comin' right up- but first, will you tell me what he looks like, PLEASE? Just one detail about him? Savvy Jack's gotta know..."*
* *"I bet Govan Vincent's just a regular Kobold or something. No, wait- WHAT IF HE'S A WAYFARER? Is that why you can't tell me?!? I gotta know...>"*
	+ *"AWW DANGIT now I'm more curious than EVER! Man, I keep a LOT of secrets, but Govan Vincent's next level... Tell him to send the usual amount to the usual place. Here's your pudding."*

## *Gallery*

Savvy Jack as seen in front of a non-interactive market in Shattered Bay.Savvy Jack's location.