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Kowaishi

Kowaishi's Demon Form

## Information

***Kowaishi*** is an Unusual who currently holds the rank of ***Lower Rank Two*** within The Mezurashi. He is known as "The Undead Soldier" because he was the first ever person to be successfully resurrected and turned into a demon in an experiment by Zichi.

Kowaishi's body was recovered shortly after death, as he opted to donate his body to scientific agendas. The body was recovered after an invasion on the medical-research institute which held the body.

The body was recovered by a group of unusuals and returned to Zichi, who tested a new type of resurrection magic on it. After proving successful, Zichi turned the newly resurrected Kowaishi into an unusual, giving him great power as a gift for being his first successful resurrection.

## Fighting Style

**Kowaishi** is able to remove and regenerate his limbs freely, meaning he can rip his arm off and use it as a weapon, instantly regenerating a new one in its place. His incredible regeneration abilities have made him a fearsome opponent.

He likes to rip his flesh apart and collect his own bones, using them as clubs to deal massive blunt force damage against his opponents, as well as throw his bones from a distance. This of course does not harm him in any way.

His core is located in his heart, which is the only part of his body that he does not interact with, as causing damage to his heart would risk destroying his core, and killing him.
Joey's Special Experience: YES

Joey's Special Experience: YES is the first part of Joey's Special Experience.

## Summary

Part 1 of the story, YES, follows Joost Jodocus as he matures with and eventually combats his adoptive brother, God.

Though God is shown to be cruel towards Joost at times, like kicking his dog or beating him up at boxing, God is shown to be a mega tsundere crazily in love with Joost, even admitting to want her beautiful ass.

How will this tragic romance full of divorce, drugs, and everyone simping for Joost play out? Just read the damn manga!

## Volumes

 4
 5
Joshu

Joshu's first appearance in JoJoLov is Excellent

Little is known about the one named Joshu. It is known that at sometime before the events of part 1 Joshu attacked Joshar during a performance with a tractor. He managed to kill one man, however Joshar is saved from Joshu by Dariusz. After that it is completely unknown what became of Joshu. It is wondered by the narrator themselves what happened to Joshu during "difficult times" in a 17 year time period.

In 1999, it's revealed that Joshu is a high school student in Moriah. He is the cousin and nephew of some mysterious being called Joseph, and close friends with Jyta.
Chapter 10: The Hand, Part 3

H-HE'S SUCKING MY FIULD! -God

The Hand, Part 3 is Chapter 10 of Joey's Special Experience.

## Summary

Starting right back up with where the last chapter ended, the masks bonds itself to the man’s face as the light emitted knocks down any onlookers. God violently kicks the mask to no avail. Remembering the research Joost did, God claims the mask is “waiting” for him, before putting his hat back on and walking away.

However, the man wearing the mask proceeds to follow God, leaving God to believe that he is in love with him and is thus gay. Well, for a second anyway. He was just live-streaming, and the mask pops right off his face. God exclaims how amazing the human brain is (despite its security flaws). Like the (insert -dere) he is, God attacks the former mask wearer while exclaiming how much he loves him. The man is able to fight back, and starts to suck out God’s “fluid.” The man starts… “coming” (I don’t know how to put this in a better way, oh and God started cumming earlier too), much to his confusion, implying that he is gay but didn’t know that until now. God, desperate af, starts talking to the mask, admits the EU is actually good, and that he fucking hates the Devil. The rising sun kills the man, and God can live another day.

And then Joost begins drug trafficking.

## Lore notes

* Someone supposedly died when a skeleton appeared. It is unknown if this refers to Joost or not.
* The mask may have the ability to livestream.
* Not knowing the security implications of the human mind may hint towards possession being possible.
* God, talking to Joost despite her not being there, claims Joshar made the mask to inspire her. However, God also claims the mask has chosen him. It is unknown what exactly this means. Maybe it means the spirit possessing the mask will leave said mask and permanently possess God…?
* God is a totally into BDSM with how he reacts to this man about to kill or severely injure him.
* God says he is almost 20. This refers to the age he appears to be (physically, mentally). He was just born / summoned into existence as a 12 year old.
* God talking to the mask implies it is conscious / hosts a spirit within. Perhaps even the Devil / Satan - God says fuck em, but perhaps this refers to the more… loving meaning of the term. Or he is mad at them and really wanted to die tonight.
Chapter 24: In Most Cases There Is No Phone

Cepelis has weed!

In Most Cases There Is No Phone is chapter 24 of Joey's Special Experience. It is also the first chapter to be (partly) translated by a priest of Archie.

## Summary

Cepelis talks about how airplanes inhale blood and store it in their cells in order to destroy vampires. He presumably learned this from an airship sponsor Lod. Bullet Train begins to babble about how his father has a dream while Joost Jodocus begins to worry about the fact that God is now so powerful he has become a mountain. Bullet Train begs Cepelis to allow him to work online so he can learn to love properly. Cepelis replies with "news letter", enraging Bullet Train and causing him to insult Cepelis.

Cepelis begins to talk about how incredible it is that Joost has learned to breathe, because it's a very difficult thing to do. Cepelis was able to teach him since he had a million dollars, and Cepelis used the money he gained from Joost for therapy to deal with past trauma. Cepelis then tells Bullet Train that he learned from a Tibetan 5,000 years ago to not carry heavy things. Bullet Train, however, wants Cepelis to teach him to love, and he feels qualified because he can fly like everyone else. Cepelis offers to damage Joost's diaphragm and push it up his ass, but he fails to do so and hurts Bullet Train in the process due to drinking in the EU.

Suddenly out of nowhere, a little boy swoops in and steals the gang's belongings. They tell him to be careful since no one will attack him. Then after the boy runs away, they realize he stole their baby, and aren't too happy that he also has a box they spent their money on. Cepelis gets angry and runs after the boy by walking on water with the power of weed. The boy is confused what's going on, but manages to escape onto a cliff says that he can't be caught since his wallet is in his shopping cart. Joost decides to knock the kid down by laying sweet eggs, which makes the transition smooth. Luckily before the boy falls, Joost catches him.

Joost looks at the boy and wonders if his side suddenly got stronger. The boy, confused, asks if that means sex. Then the gang realizes they're in the middle of a graveyard full of zombies, all lead by God. God complains that the sun has gone down and it's a bit cold now.

## Lore notes

* It was mentioned that Erin is Joost's husband, so that could mean the baby in this chapter is theirs. After all, Erin wants to have children every day.
Chapter 14: God is In Part 3

Bullet Train understands racial politics.

God is In Part 3 is Chapter 14 of Joey's Special Experience.

## Summary

Fast Ambulance, unaware of the situation at hand, distracts Joost as they try to fight God with ramblings of all the places he’s traveled, before freaking out about the Devil’s powers and crying. Realizing he may have destroyed all of Joost’s hope in defeating God, he begs for Joost to not kill themself, and to destroy God to help the EU. Joost realizes that for her, loving God means stopping his rampage - for he is not the same God she knew: he is now Satan, not a human. Joost valiantly exclaims that she will never stop loving God, and that death won’t be permanent, implying there may be another way to revive people besides God himself or Dionysus.

As the fallen policemen rise from the floor, realizing that either Joost or God is in love and that God has revived these people. Joost kills a zombie with a battle cry of beans, as God jumps in for an attack, using mind games to make Joost scared of herself and how she is fighting. It turns into a game of ice hockey. God then brags about how hot he is and the length of what is presumably his penis. Upon looking for some coffee and failing, he comes across Fast Ambulance, as God mentions how being violent is just part of the reason he loves this couple. Fast Ambulance then surprises him by lighting the mansion on fire: not a scam! Joost thinks it’s quite fashionable.

## Lore notes

* Fast Ambulance has been to Africa, Asia, the Caribbean, and has seen “rare souls” and “alien plants.” Perhaps the aliens really are aliens from outer space and have started growing their own agriculture on Earth.
* However, Fast Ambulance has never been to Persia and is sad.
* God questions what the world would be like if people were free. This could be foreshadowing to his anti-slavery stance seen in later chapters.
* Joost has two “e-dads” who give birth for a living.
* Fast Ambulance may be anti-racist due to his travels around the world, and has realized the truth of racism being preserved throughout the generations through indoctrination. He also thinks white people are confusing. “I can’t be there” may imply that Fast Ambulance is not white, only white-passing.
* Joost was an animal and talks to a turtle.
* God’s dick is 195 cm long. He could go up against John Dillermand.
Chapter 13: I Hate Boys

God is a fan of the period of time acting as a political and artistic rebirth in the 14th to 17th century.

### Next Chapter

14

I Hate Boys is Chapter 13 of Joey's Special Experience.

## Summary

As Joost wraps up Joshar’s body (totally not to sell his organs on the black market), God climbs up the wall back into the mansion - without the mask on. The policemen are shocked by how he is still alive after breaking his head as much as physically possible. Fast Ambulance notes that the God’s ass must have gotten even bigger due to the mask and subsequent possessing, with the policemen jealous of him. Joost accidentally reveals a top secret American plan to take over Iraq as he prepares to shoot God like any good American. Though they channeled their inner Phoenix Wright, Joost is almost stopped by God calling them Scottish. They are able to get a headshot on God anyway, but he survives as the policemen think he must be Irish.

God brags to Joost about how pretty he is and how the mask approved of him (chose him) despite it belonging to the Jodocuses, as Joost’s head rushes with thoughts about the “head of the carpenter” (mask modeled off of his mother) and his father’s death. God then starts sucking a bunch of men as Fast Ambulance compares it to a horror film. God continues his massacre before stopping to remind Joost of their “friendship” (as any historian would call their obvious romance). Joost picks up a spear, proclaiming that he cannot date God, despite his beauty, as God claims he just wants to get rid of Joost’s pain.

## Lore notes

* The Irish may be immortal and that’s why the British are just jealous of them / want their powers.
* WiFi exists. To be expected at this point.
* Fast Ambulance thinks horror movies are funny.
* Giants exist… not much else known besides Joost knowing a lot about them.
* Perhaps God killed Joshar to get that abusive asshole out of Joost’s life, to help her.
Chapter 9: Peter, part 2

Joost's search...

Peter, part 2 is Chapter 9 of Joey's Special Experience.

## Summary

Bullet Train tells Joost that he needs to sell four fingers for sales and stuff. Joost tells Bullet Train she's just looking for a drug store, but Bullet Train somehow takes this as seduction and warns Joost not to seduce him. However mere seconds later he asks Joost to show him her body. Wow, what a hypocritical simp. Joost refuses to, which enrages Bullet Train, who asks if Joost likes swiss cheese before engaging in a brutal fight. Though Bullet Train severely injures Joost, she wins by kicking Bullet Train in the face.

The other people of Goblin Highway come out ready to attack Joost, but Bullet Train stops them and asks Joost to put her foot on his face. But Joost isn't interested, only caring about finding her daddy. Bullet Train realizes his love for Joost, and offers to have cars take Joost to her destiny of finding her drugs.

Outside the village port of Joestar, God is drinking, wondering if something's wrong with him since he cannot feel anger. He bumps into a man who tells God to listen to what he has to say. God, not in the mood for this, bashes the man with his bottle. The man's friend gets angry and pulls out a knife, and God puts the ice mask on the man's face. This causes a light to emit from the man.

## Lore notes

* Joost confirms that she's indeed from the United States of America, specifically Washington. Washington probably refers to Washington D.C. instead of the state. Most likely, the carriage accident that Joost was born during was in America, as Dariusz’s dialogue suggests in chapter 1. Joost most likely has an American-British dual citizenship. However, this may no longer matter as later chapters suggest the two countries united into one sometime during the timeskip.
* God can talk to beetles if he follows the rules of personal hygiene.
* Barbie dolls exist.

## Appearances

### Main characters

* Joost
* God
* Bullet Train

### Secondary characters

* Blacksmith
* Asian buttcheek artist
* Vagrants (debut, death of one)

### Tertiary characters

* Van Chan (mentioned only)
* Goblin Highway criminals
Joshar

"I did not ask."

### Final Appearance

Chapter 13: I Hate Boys (physical)Chapter 28: Identifying The Turquoise And The Horse, Part III (flashback)

### Voiced By

Helie

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Joshar Jugors Jodocus is a secondary ally character from the first part of the Joey's Special Experience series, YES. Joshar is the British Prime Minister and the patriarch of the House of Jodocus. He is the father of Joost Jodocus, as well as the adoptive father of God.

He is proud of his bisexuality, and was married to a famous Mexican Columnist named Satan, although their relationship didn't seem to be stable, considering how little he talks about her as well as his dislike of the child they had together.

He also was married to Dariusz at some point, though Dariusz is unaware of the fact they're married until Joshar mentions it. Previously, he also had another husband, who he seemed to be infatuated by. After his death, Joshar made an Ice Mask in his image as a way of honoring his memory.

## Appearance

Joshar is every inch the Victorian gentleman, with a taste for expensive and often flashy clothes. His distinctive physical features are his chiselled jawline and moustache.

## Personality

Joshar is normally a calm, relatively down-to-earth individual, which is surprising considering the normal brutality of his species. However, he also believes strongly in traditional, conservative, Carpenter societal conventions, believing in discipline over anything and in the strength of the Carpenter race. He often killed Joost to strengthen him, had kids with humans and Carpenters to see if they would improve the genetics of his race, and tried arranging a marriage with Joost and the "King of the Aliens" (Carpenters) for these reasons. He's also violently anti-Semitic.

He's a very strict and often highly-punishing parent, and can come off as extremely rude and abrasive at times. However, under this does lie a caring heart, especially to those he loves.

## History

Around twelve years before the events of the story, Joshar was travelling in a carriage with Woman (his wife, and possibly one of Satan's many images) and his infant child Joost when it slipped off of a cliff due to flying rocks and was wrecked, killing both the driver and Woman, but both Joshar and Joost survive. Dariusz and his boyfriend Kira stumble upon the wreckage and proceed to steal anything of value from the crash site, which results in Dariusz unwittingly rescuing (and, as is revealed later, marrying) Joshar. Joshar proclaims after his rescue that he will definitely return in later chapters, which, true to his word, does happen.

When Dariusz dies, Joshar adopts God, his son. God's arrival reveals Joshar's more abrasive personality traits, as he rants about how good God is compared to Joost, and commands a butler to delete Joost's social media page to punish him.
Chapter 21: Rare Kitchen Plumbing and Appliances

easy mistake

Rare Kitchen Plumbing and Appliances is chapter 21 of Joey's Special Experience

## Summary

The chapter starts by introducing us to the country of Cabaleiros do Vento. It is located 5 hours (300 minutes) away from London, through a tunnel made by the 5 ancient cultures of… 100 years ago. What happened here. In the Middle Ages, one of its buildings was used for Caesar’s esports team, and now people come to the country to drill holes - for their coal prisons where they force prisoners of war to mine, of course. Also they’re horses…maybe? This country must be destroyed.

There, in a castle near the Thunder Cemetery, is God. He’s feeding on all the women he can find because he is not into women… and he cannot let them steal all those hot men from him, like Jackie Chan. While killing women, God talks about his plans to make the world into a more accepting place where slavery is abolished. The drug guy then takes a massive shit.

Meanwhile, Joost and her team of simps rush to the country, for the Chinese are coming. I can’t believe my boy Fast Ambulance is racist now too. The trio plans an anime beach episode and get drunk as Hirohiko Archie censors the rest of the trip. You probably know what they’re doing. Joost thinks about how Eren is reacting to them leaving before saying goodbye, but doesn’t seem to care now that they’re with the boys.

Just then, their taxi flies into the air as the sky turns red with their driver’s blood, who is wearing the head of one of the horses in the most realistic furry suit to date. Fast Ambulance and Joost freak out but Cepelis doesn’t give a shit, for he has seen much worse on Dream Twitter. He starts drinking some more before advertising another shitty game for YouTube money.

## Lore notes

* The country, also known as Windemilla, seems to be a city state of sorts, with a population smaller than Vatican City’s (if the 517 horses mentions refers to the people living there, whether they be humans or actual horses).
* Cabaleiros do Vento translates to “knights of the wind.”
* Video games and esports have existed since the Middle Ages. Possibly Julius Caesar or his descendants were epic gamers.
* Joost and Eren are married.
* Joost is a midwife. Our icon is putting Barbie to shame with the number of careers they have.
* So were those guys hiding in the horses like some body horror version of the Trojan Horse…? Can people just transform between being human and a horse? Could this explain JSE’s hard problem of horse?
Volume 3: It's Dark, Man

Cover of volume 3

It's Dark Man is Volume 3 of Joey's Special Experience

## Author's Note

My colleagues often ask me: "What do you do when you get home?" they ask. Attention...(Group) I want nothing. No job, no wife, no subscription in cologne, no choice. Someone will always be sad. I thought you wanted to see something. Who's there? From the 4 knots in the round.
Anylang

Mid
 Open

## let's get to the words now

a - a

den - ten

dwo - two

efli - every, all

fuwa - soft

haha - to laugh

hes - eight

hoy - one

kwes - four

kweti - keyboard (computer)

la - the

new - nine

twej - three

ola - 3rd person pronoun

ole - 1st person pronoun

olen - 2nd person pronoun

pen - five

sef - seven

swe - six

vas - the opposite of

wizandule - person

zivosne - animal
Fixing the alphabet

## step 1

Remove c. I hate c. It is sutsh a pointless letter. Why would you make a letter that kan make two sounds? Stupid. Pointless. I hate it.

**"I'm gonna go to the store."**

## step 2

Remove all silent letters. Wy woud you mak letters that don't mak any sounds????

**"I'm gona go to the stor."**

## step 3

Mak al letters kapital. WEN YOU LERN ENGLISH, YOU HAV TO LERN TO SEPERAT VERSIONS OF ETSH LETTER!!! WY WOUD YOU DO THIS???

**"I'M GONA GO TO THE STOR."**

## STEP 4

MAK AL VOWLS ə. THəS WəD MəK THəNGS Sə MəTSH əSəəR!!!!!!

**"ə'M GəNə Gə Tə THə STəR."**

## STəP 5

RəMəV G. əT əS PəNTLəS.

**"ə'M C̄əNə Gə Tə THə STəR."**

## STəP 6

RəMəV KəNTRəKTəNS.

**"ə'M C̄əNə Gə Tə Də STəR."**

## STəP 7

FəNəLə. Wə HəV MəD Də PRFəCT əLFəBəT.

əBDFC̄HJKLMNPQRSTVWXYZ
Chapter 15: Feast of Men With God

Joost \*still\* wants God

Feast of Men With God is Chapter 15 of Joey's Special Experience.

## Summary

As God burns in the fire, unharmed, he laughs and makes a Let it Go joke (get it? It’s about ice but he’s on fire. Also he’s gay). Joost thinks this makes God look very hot. Fast Ambulance thinks he’ll get smoother skin from this too. Forgot to mention that God has been rapping the entire time, those beats are on fire! Joost begs for Fast Ambulance to leave but he can’t get off the floor, as the fire continues to spread into the Senate.

Ok I am bad at describing action scenes. They’re basically the same as canon JoJo anyway.

Joost then addresses anyone somehow still alive that he cannot give them the power of The World. Fast Ambulance pleads for God to embrace the power of love and friendship but that’s BS in this shounen manga. He refuses to date Fast Ambulance because he is fat. As God breaks the laws of physics (if those even existed in JSE to begin with), he reminds everyone of the upcoming school exams despite the chaos and death around them. Perhaps he’s more American than Joost. God then tells Joost to stop drinking so much, as if that would do anything after Joost ignored all his anti-drug messages. As Joshar gets a free cremation, Joost asks him to give him the power to spit fire, as if that ever stopped Bowser from being hurt by Fire Flowers. Everyone continues to ignore Fast Ambulance, who is about to be engulfed by flames.

Cut to Joost and God fighting on the roof, where God tries once again to convince Joost to break up with Eren and date him instead. Joost claims their whole life is done. Meanwhile, Fast Ambulance somehow escaped the building, perhaps taking pictures of the event unfolding in front of him. He talks about how the fire going out corresponds to Satan’s revival (through God), and I guess he thought a fire would somehow cast out demons when he started the fire to begin with. If you ask me (yours truly, TC), it should be the opposite, considering Satan was already revived. Fast Ambulance finally realizes how stupid he sounds as he realizes God is in love with Joost…who should be his… he cries out to her. As God and Joost fall from the roof, with God wondering how Joost is married, Fast Ambulance wishes to die with her.

## Lore notes

* God can rap. There is a decent chance he was rapping this specifically: https://youtube.com/watch?v=Pm5WY9K5jHY
* “Cash” means “useful" in Japanese.
* Joost and Fast Ambulance went to Italy once, where she helped with consultancy.
* Fast Ambulance has a husband. He was probably talking with him on a phone, unless Fast Ambulance can both teleport and speak telepathically. Alternatively, the husband mentioned was actually Joost. Perhaps their wedding was in Italy.
* For some reason the Senate is in the Jodocus Mansion. Great Britain does not have a senate irl. Could it be America’s? Later chapters show the White House in London…
Bfdia 5b buffs

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 00S ...got eaten by Evil Leafy? WHAT?  That doesn't make any sense!
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Volume 2: Hell's Cake

Cover of volume 2

Hell's Cake is Volume 2 of Joey's Special Experience.

## Hell's Cake

Volume 2 of Joey's Special Experience covers Joost's continued fight/romance with God, the start of Bullet Train and Joost's deep friendship, and God discovering the true power of the stone mask...

Can the lovers reconcile Gods attempted murder of their father? or will their fight continue? All this and more to be answered in Volume 2.

## Author's Note

About 20 years ago. Tamukuru and I went to the cemetery and stole the bamboo flowers. Nana took out a thin, long piece and gave it a 2M wide piece. The "Ahola" message was written before February. A simple yet wonderful brush that can withstand strong winds. Our grandmother was important to me. Be careful.
Chapter 19: Second Episode of Jack Tumbo and Zeppeli Dziwner

Very Funny!

Second Episode of Jack Tumbo and Zeppeli Dziwner is Chapter 19 of Joey's Special Experience.

## Summary

Joost notices their arm being especially buff and discusses downloading a rock. They ask Cepelis what he is doing only to be greeted by a non answer. Dude can’t even obviously lie like an impostor. For some reason it brings him great pain to even consider telling the truth…

He decides to just show them instead, as Joost realizes Cepelis is a mystic. In the presence of talking frogs, Cepelis tells Joost that her body is perfect, becoming yet another simp, before explaining the power of “spirit.” Cepelis initially stated doing it to lose weight. While thinking dirty thoughts, Cepelis shows off his abilities, which must be a shroom induced illusion. By charging your breathing, your soul enters your blood and traps oxygen in your body, turning it patriotic in reference to the Rihanna song “American Oxygen.” He then pretends to kill a frog, which is very funny to him. Using the power of heroin and political propaganda, phone calls can pass through frogs and break stone!

Talking further, Cepelis reveals the mask is 10 years old, before demanding old theories to be deleted. I feel called out right now. This will be a pain for the timeline man.

Joost thinks it’s a good idea to mention how incompetent they are in the bedroom in front of Cepelis, who is shocked as he probably had a crush on Joost like everyone else in this series. They then talk about random plants or something in the lamest ending to a chapter yet.

## Lore notes

* Rocks may just be magical / hi-tech in this universe, as the mask is also able to download things. Though, it is called an ice mask so who knows.
* Many believe that Cepelis is breaking the fourth wall by mentioning Part 1. He is not. He is actually saying “in part I,” and is simply stating that has only told a part of what he could’ve.
* Cepelis also has a soul.
* Joost’s bank account changing may be because of his father’s death. Perhaps it was under Joshar’s name initially.
* Joost doesn’t like bad boys. Insert that TikTok song here.
* “Heroin” is called the “sand combat system” in the Far East.
* A world organization is mentioned.
* Talking frogs may be normal because no one seems to be shocked by their existence. They can also live to be up to 12 years old, which is more than in the real world. Note that Joost can make immortal frogs…
* Cepelis plays too many video games, accidentally saying to mash buttons in real life.
* Cepelis is yet another gay icon and has a husband.
* The drug dealer guy with God is named “China,” or Cepelis is racist and having a heated gamer moment.
* It’s implied Cepelis has no job and needs a personality.
Chapter 22: Zeppeli and A Cross

If you can not win, just win!

Zeppeli and A Cross is chapter 22 of Joey's Special Experience.

## Summary

As Joost and the Simps stand in the tunnel, Cepelis reveals that he can stop the zombies from killing anyone if he eats. Of course, he refuses to considering he was trying to lose weight anyway. While Joost is having an existential crisis, Jackie Chan works on his new rap single. He wants the music video to be super gorey, but he’s kind enough to attack himself instead of killing those people over there. Cepelis then reveals that he is Chinese and that Chinese society is built off their modern technology - the masks. With him revealing this important information while calling China the enemy, it seems he went rogue and joined the other side of the war - perhaps the EU’s.

Jackie Chan then tosses the carriage into the tunnel wall so hard it collapses. Seeing this, Joost wonders why he bothered going through all this just for a cock, implying that some freaking business did go down on that carriage and Hirohiko Archie really did just 1984 us. Cepelis randomly mentions Weather Forecast as Jackie Chan claims copyright - perhaps a name of one of his songs?

Insert another fight scene with characters screaming random things. Cepelis proclaims the start of World War 2 as he stupidly reveals the team’s weaknesses (hedgehogs, butterflies, and moths) to Jackie Chan. Cepelis then reveals the zombies’ weakness (being depressed) and beats the shit out of him. As Jackie’s face melts off, Cepelis gives Joost some great advice: even if you can’t win, win anyway. Even if all the odds are against you… losing is always a skill issue.

## Lore notes

* Cepelis was so eating a ton in the past few chapters bro you aren’t even following that diet.
* Maybe Joost really is an illusion…? Or at least just seems to be hotter than she is. Would explain a lot.
* The Chinese making zombies for a war makes a lot of sense with how those who wear a mask become effectively immortal as well as strong. This also helps support their being multiple masks… is Joshar is a traitor who got a hold of this tech. No, a spy? Does he hate the EU?
* Cepelis possibly knowing the title to one of Jackie Chan’s songs implies he is a fan of his music. Also, Joost came up with the name years prior.
* Cepelis mentions Weather Forecast, the localized name of Weather Report, to which Jackie Chan shouts "copyright!" Are the people in Joey aware of localization issues?
* Cepelis’s line “voting suspender” might possibly be the job he held in China?
* Souls can’t die. Wow what a shock, it’s not like ghosts exist!
* Jamon Airlines is a thing. For once Cepelis isn’t advertising a game… I think.
* The EU / Britain’s national anthem is a heavy metal song. May explain why Cepelis left China, especially considering his dad is Led Zeppelin.
* How the fuck does Cepelis hate shipping when he’s a Dream stan??? Is he actually a nontoxic fan?
Chapter 25: Poverty Alleviation

Joost is fed up with the zombies' shit

**NRL Chapter Three: Poverty Alleviation** is the 25th chapter of Yes and the 25th chapter of the Joey's Special Experience manga.

## Summary

The gang finally meets with God, who stands in a pillar in Cavaleiros do Vento. As soon as he sees God, Bullet Train immediately starts simping for him and even seems to masturbate, but he feels bad and dirty afterwards because he knows he's a bad person. The boy they're with immediately guesses that God has fused with The Devil. He explains that the country brought him here because he promised to bring a child (possibly to the whole town). Baroness Cepeli is disgusted and is even more sure that the place must be destroyed. Suddenly a group of zombies attack the group.

Joost asks to the boy what is his name, and the boy reveals that is P-Mol. She then promises to the boy that she will protect him, and remarks the importance of her skin while holding him tight so he doesn't fall. The group starts fighting with the zombies, with Joost and Cepelis exhibiting some of their new movements, while Bullet Train hits the zombies hard with his sledgehammer (don't say it...). After the zombies are defeated, Cepelis mockingly compliments God and attempts to climb the pillar, not knowing what to do. He offers God to download his service to discover if he has a sensitive area, which he has already done. He then proceeds to talk about his vision and then shows his damaged stomach, and says that he wants to be punched there by Joost and Joost only.

Cepelis asks God if he knows where the pain goes away, to which he responds with another question about how many slices of bread has he eaten in his life. This triggers Cepeli's anorexia and makes him furious. She does a big jump and tries to attack God with his Super Ham Sunshine, but God freezes and badly damages her hand. But just when Cepelis was about to get killed by God, Joost defends her by blocking his attack. Joost is determinated to stop God's thirst.

## Appearances

### Main characters

* Joost Jodocus
* Baroque Cepelis
* Satan (fused with God)
* God Brando

### Supporting characters

* Bullet Train
* P-Mol

### Minor characters

* Joshar Jugors (flashback)
* Boring zombies (death)
* Jack The Rapist (mentioned only)
Saiba Sodeta

—Daphne Verne

Status: Alive

## Information

***Saiba Sodeta*** is a powerful medium, graduate of Azayaka Institute, and current ***Senshi*** and ***Platoon Captain*** of The Purorigu. He is known as "*The Phantom Senshi*" due to his unique ability to communicate with the dead, something the Sodeta family is famous for. Saiba takes pride in assisting unappeased spirits who suffered an untimely death at the hands of unusuals, utilizing their collective power to slay the demons who killed them, helping them pass on to the afterlife.

Saiba was born in the city of Hujing in Aldorei. From a young age, Saiba was able to communicate with the dead, oftentimes conversing with spirits who had suffered untimely deaths, much like the rest of his family. The Sodeta Family was famous in Aldorei for being mediums, and were often visited by individuals who had suffered the loss of loved ones in order to speak with them again. When Saiba was 16 years old, his family moved to Minerva so that he could enroll in a world-class training academy.

The reason for his enrollment was due to the fact that unlike the rest of his family, Saiba had acquired an extraordinary ability that allowed him to draw upon the power of the angry spirits around him, and he utilized this power to slay the demons who killed them, helping them pass on peacefully. Because of this, his family decided that it was important he build on this ability so that he could help the world.

Saiba graduated near the top of his class, enlisted in The Purorigu, becoming a captain in 7 years, and was recently named a Senshi due to his unique ability, which could come in great use in apprehending and defeating Kazekura, an evil spirit demon who has been plaguing Minerva for centuries.

## Fighting Style

Saiba fights with a katana with a black blade. He primarily fights using the Moon Jitsu fighting style, drawing on the power of the undead spirits around him to boost his attacks and unleash powerful strikes on demons.

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Saburō Asahi

Status: Alive

## Information

***Saburō Asahi*** is a first-year student at *Eritoakademi*, and the champion of the *Erito First-Year Tournament*. He did not participate in the entrance exam, but was rather allowed automatic admittance due to the fact that he had already killed a large number of unusuals, and was more than prepared to enroll.

Saburō’s existence was unknown to everyone until he entered the *Eritoakademi First-Year Tournament*, in which he became the champion, defeating *Kage Takahashi*, and shocking the entire academy.

Tsukasa, judging the tournament, mentioned how Saburō’s skill was “*unprecedented*” in terms of first-year ability. He is currently the top ranked first-year. As of today, he has never lost a duel. Saburō met Hachirō after the tournament, and the two of them became acquaintances. He joined his crew, mentioning how he “needed a strong group of people to work with if he wanted to get anything done”.

His father, *Daizen Asahi*, is a captain in *The Purorigu*, as well as a former *Kanpeki* Member, holding the first seat during his time at Eritoakademi.

## Fighting Style

***Saburō*** fights with a single wielded katana with a Chizirin blade. He is known as the "Prodigy of The Blade" due to his incredible swordsmanship for his age. He already knows how to properly use the Moon Jitsu technique, which gave him an enormous advantage in the tournament.

Saburō is also very good at parrying attacks. His accuracy with the sword allows him to disarm his opponents relatively quickly, though he still has a few loose ends to tie up in terms of his defensive technique, as he often opens up holes for his opponent to attack.

## Quotes

"My name is Saburō, it's a pleasure to do battle with you. Let us begin, yes?"

## Trivia

* Saburō has slain unusuals as strong as menaces before enrolling in Eritoakademi.
Lowestoft & Rayleigh Railway (company)

*Note to be confused with Lowestoft & Rayleigh Railway (route).*

The **Lowestoft & Rayleigh Railway** was a railway company that operated on the north coast of the British Archipelago between Lowestoft, Hexham and Rayleigh. It opened in 1857 and was bought by Sir Edwin Crawle in 1861, who renamed the company the Great Northern Railway in 1868 upon the completion of the Great Northern Main Line.

The initial route ran between Rayleigh station and Lowestoft station.
Amphitros Railways

**Amphitros Railways** (AR) is the state-owned subsidiary of the Amphitros Transport Commission responsible for the ownership, maintenance and operation of the railway network on Amphitros. It was formed on 1 January 1948 following the Transport Act 1947, absorbing the private companies of the Bradshaw Southern & Western Railway (BS&WR), the Great North Eastern Railway (GNER) and the Western Isles Railway (WIR). Its operations are split into four regions: the South East (headquartered at South Eastern House in Bradshaw), Lakeland (headquartered at Stratford Joint station), the West Coast (headquartered at Shanklin Central station) and the Northern Territories (headquartered at Lowestoft station).
Super mario bros but if it was an achievement hunting game

1. World Got Smaller - Get a Super Mushroom
2. Penny - Collect a coin
3. Nickel - Collect 5 coins
4. Dime - Collect 10 coins
5. Quarter - Collect 25 coins
6. World Got Bigger - Take damage
7. Ouch - Die
8. Nobody can Die Twice - Die 2 times
9. Pit explorer - Fall down a pit
10. Goomba Stomper - Kill a Goomba
11. Koopa Shell Kicker - Kick a Koopa shell
12. Hello - Start the game
13. Super Secret Area - Find the underground bonus area
Bradshaw, Southern & Western Railway

The **Bradshaw, Southern & Western Railway** (BS&WR) was one of three railway companies from 1923 until it was nationalised to form Amphitros Railways in 1948. The company took over operations from the Southern Railway, Great Western Railway, parts of the Midland Railway and the Metropolitan Railway in 1923.
Shanklin Cog Company

The **Shanklin Cog Company Limited** is a firm specialising in the production of machines, which happens at its factory in Ventnor, Shanklin.

The Shanklin Cog Co. Ltd. built the British Archipelago's first railway line, the Southport & Shanklin Railway, in 1851 to facilitate its supply chain and distribution. The railway was sold to the Great Western Railway in 1866.
Agni Kai

An Agni Kai is a duel event that happens in the Fire Nation when a challenge is happening.

## Process

If one person has a dispute with another person, he or she may challenge the other person to an Agni Kai.

If the challenge is accepted, the two combatants move to either an official dueling area or whatever open area is available, such as a parade ground or plaza.

The ceremonial opening begins with the two combatants opposite each other with their backs turned.

The combatants stand, face each other, shed their shoulder garment, which was used only in formal Agni Kai, such as Zuko's against Zhao, or Azula's against her brother, and begin the duel as soon as the gong sounds.

In a proper fire duel, each male combatant fights with a bare torso.

The Agni Kai is over when one participant burns the other.

## Known Agni Kais

* Ozai vs Zuko (Ozai won)
* Zuko vs Zhao (Zuko won)
* Azula vs Zuko (Azula won by technicality but Zuko still prevailed in the end)
Kagaku Shinji

Status: Alive

***Kagaku Shinji*** is a 5th year student at *Eritoakademi*, and a member of *The Kanpeki*, holding the title of tenth seat. He is known as "The Chemist" across the academy for his work involving the development of many chemical weapons to be used against unusuals.

Kagaku's father Etsuji was an extraordinary individual who served in foreign nations for much of his life, oftentimes taking his family with him throughout his travels. Because of this, Kagaku is fluent in four languages, *Minervan, Skien, Brelian*, and *Corkian*.

Kagaku was invited to The Kanpeki his 4th year due to his excellent research involving chemical weapons and their many uses across the battlefield.

## Fighting Style

Kagaku is adept in mixing chemicals together in order to create numerous types of weapons and other accessories, such as explosives, chemical dips, and other types of gas/chemical release devices.

He fights with a gladius that has a refined blade capable of withstanding many different types of acids at once. This allows him to dip his blade in powerful chemicals before battles in order to melt unusuals on contact.

He also has quite the collection of hand grenades at his disposal. However, due to his arsenal being tremendously dangerous and destructive, it is under consistent supervision by the administration to ensure no accidents take place.

## Quotes

"When I was young I witnessed the usage of explosives in Skiens in order to defeat large groups of unusuals. The men working with the elements of the explosives caught my attention. I wanted to be like them."

"I've had a lot of failed experiments, but luckily nothing lethal has happened, yet!"

"I like dipping my chewing gum in Citric Acid, it gives it a nice flavor."
Western Isles Railway

The **Western Isles Railway** was a railway company that operated the small island railway between Westminster and Uckfield from 1853 until it was nationalised to form Amphitros Railways in 1948. The company was among the smallest having avoided any purchases from any major company for 95 years, despite early attempts by the Great Western Railway to purchase the company.
Bradshaw

**Bradshaw** is the capital and largest city of Amphitros with a population of 1,878. It lies in the south-east of the main island of Amphitros in the Greater Bradshaw region.

## Transport

### Road

Bradshaw is connected to the A1 (Bradshaw to Lowestoft), A3 (Ellesmere to Shanklin), A35 (Bradshaw to Shanklin via the Estuary Ferry) and A4 (Mayburgh to Stratford) roads. It benefits from the extensive bus network in the south-east, developed by SETC but now operated by Bradshaw Transport, with tram and bus services to destinations across the region from Trevithick Square in the city centre.

### Rail

Two main line passenger terminus stations are situated within Bradshaw. Bradshaw Great Northern provides long-distance services via the Great Northern Main Line to Lowestoft, Shanklin, Maghull and Rayleigh as well as suburban services to Richmond and Kingston via Oldwood Junction. Meanwhile, Bradshaw Central offers long-distance services via the East Coast Main Line to Kingston, the Eastern Peninsula, Wakefield, Lowestoft, Stratford, Maghull and Paignton as well as suburban services to Bodmin and Kingston via North Minehead station, which lies on the eastern edge of Bradshaw. In addition, Oldwood Junction to the north-west of the city serves as an interchange between suburban services from Bradshaw Great Northern to Kingston and long-distance services to the west, including destinations such as Paignton, the Southern Peninsula and Shanklin and the West Coast.

Greater Bradshaw also has a developed metropolitan railway network, known as the Bradshaw Met, and the city itself is served by Bishopsgate, Bradshaw Metropolitan, Bradshaw Pier, Bricklayers, Oldwood Junction, South Road and Swindon Fields met stations, providing connections to Ellesmere, Ely, Finsbury, Liverpool, London, Market Harborough, Mayburgh and Shildon.

Bradshaw's railway network is also well used by goods services supplying both the city itself and the wider region.

### Maritime

Bradshaw Pier is a passenger ferry terminal located to the east of the city.

The city's goods harbour is accessed via the Bradshaw Ship Canal, constructed in 1872.

### Air

Amphitros Airport is located in the eastern suburb of Minehead, acting as the hub airport for the whole of the archipelago and currently serving six domestic destinations.
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Regions of Amphitros

The islands of Amphitros are subdivided in different ways for different purposes. For instance, census data is published according to nine geographical regions, while the administration of Amphitros Railways is conducted with respect to four transport regions.

## Transport regions

1. ↑ Government of the British Archipelago: 1930 census. 3 July 1933.
2. ↑ Amphitros Railways: The New Organisation. 1 January 1948.
Western Isles

The **Western Isles** is the collective name given to the group of islands that lie off the west coast of the main island of Amphitros, of which six are inhabited. They also form one of the nine geographical regions of Amphitros. The largest of the islands by area is Notiros, although the islands of Portsmouth and Clacton surpass it in terms of population.

## List of settlements

* Portsmouth
* Clacton-on-Sea
* Cambridge
* Harpenden
* Oban
* Westminster
* Uckfield

1. ↑ Government of the British Archipelago: 1930 census
Rayleigh Town railway station

**Rayleigh Town** was the passenger terminus of the Lowestoft & Rayleigh Railway which opened on 28 May 1857. It was built and operated by the Lowestoft & Rayleigh Railway. The company was acquired by the Great Northern Railway on 28 June 1868. The station remained in use for services until 1912, when a new station, Rayleigh Great Northern (renamed in 1924 to Rayleigh Joint) opened and also incorporated terminating platforms to allow services from the east to terminate there instead of Rayleigh Town. This meant the services ceased on 6 May 1912 the old station building was demolished. The station remained part of the network for 21 years until it was officially closed and demolished on 18 December 1933. Tracks were still in place until 1940.