War of the Wei (Johnwyrld)

### Background:

The Wei Emperor, [Sussus Amogus], had been using his magickal technology to project a holographic cognitohazard that concealed it's existence on all fronts except its coast (which, in Johnwyrld, was sofar unexplored). The Ningish noble Gatweryays Ygagey was interested in the newly thriving exploration market. He built a ship of 30 Cringe balloons connected with ropes. His goal was to traverse the entirety of Johnwyrld. His crew had made it across the sea pretty easily. He stopped at Phekyn and the Welsh kingdoms. Eventually, they stopped at an unknown civilization called the Wei. The explorers noted that they are South of the Kingdom of John, but none of the Johners had ever told them of Wei. While exploring the city, they noticed how out of place they were. All the inhabitants wore identical cloaks and masks. They were all busy doing some form of task. It wasn't long until the Wei noticed the explorers. They seemed to panic in a foreign language, pointing at the explorers and yelling "sus! sus! sus!". Wei with spears showed up and took the explorers to a large pyramid. At the top, there was a Wei with a crown. He explained to the explorers through telepathy that they were imposters. The Wei prophecies told of an imposter that came from a foreign land and would kill all the Wei until they were voted out. The king then "ejected" the explorers into a [pit of snakes with spikes on their head and the spikes looked like snakes with snakes on their spikes who had spikes on their spiked snake snake spike spiked snakes].

### The War:

After the prophecy was completed and the imposters were ejected, King Amogus had nothing to fear. He ordered his armies to enter the Kingdom of John. The Wei were a completely unexpected and foreign enemy. The Johnish people didn't know how to counter most of their weaponry. Their swords were made from Amogium (Am), a mineral that had hypnotic power over most mammals. It caused individuals with prolonged exposure to become chronically sus. The Wei used this mineral to turn the Johnish armies against each other, thus they were able to control them easily. The greatest Elephant general, general Olive, (her original name is Bahruuahha Haubruahuh, anglicized to Olive) was pushing back against the Wei armies easily. During the attack, she managed to kill a thousand Wei soldiers and eat 50 Wei babies. In the city of London, Southern KOJ she encountered a troop of Wei "glitter throwers". They wielded canons that spewed orange glitter on their enemies. Olive killed them easily and didn't care for the orange glitter on her back. Little did she know, the glitter was actually Amogium. She became progressively more paranoid of the people around her. She started killing her soldiers in their sleep. Journal entries show her describing them as merely "sus". Eventually, she becomes "sus" of the current King John as well. While King John was on his way to a skirmish in the Northern regions of the Kingdom, he was intercepted by Olive, who trampled him. With their king assassinated and Kingdom overrun, many Johners who were not sus had to flee westward. They took refuge in the Welsh kingdoms, who had empathy for their plight. The combined forces of the remaining Johners and Welsh kingdoms were able to keep the Wei at bay, who then focused their efforts on other kingdoms. In order to centralize their political and military forces, the successor to King John and all the Welsh kings and queens got together in a meeting. They formed a political and military union named Aellyllylyllylll (translated to "Johner and Welsh fun time yay we fight bad guys cuz we're cool :DDDDDDD" in english). When the Wei had secured control of the Kingdom of John, they turned their eyes onto Kekys controlled areas. The Kekys general Owuwo Owowuwu heard news that the Wei king was coming to his station. He devised a plan to lure the King to his doom. When the king came to him, he asked the general where his people's capital was (since his kingdom had been isolated for  thousands of years). The general told him that their king was located in the settlement of Deth. Hearing this information, the Wei king spread it to all of Wei using his telepathy and commanded the general to bring him to Deth. He accepted and led the Wei army to Deth. When they arrived and the King realized Deth was just a hole, the general picked up a rock and threw it inside. Elon Musk flew out of the hole again, and eviscerated the Wei king and a majority of his army. Hearing that the Wei King was dead, the Aellyllylyllylll made a coordinated push into the Kingdom of John. They used soap and water to get rid of all the Amogium dust remaining. The Aellyllylyllylll army still had resistance conquering Wei. Despite their king being dead, the Wei were still very much ready and willing to fight. Skirmishes went on for a while, until Johnish scientists figured out that Cringe gas reacts explosively with Amogium. Using this knowledge they constructed grenades. Johnish crows delivered these grenades all around Wei, destroying it completely. The Amogium from the destroyed Wei was used to create more grenades.

### Aftermath:

Even after the destruction of Wei, Aellyllylyllylll still remained in place. The power both civilizations got from their union was too much to give away. King John and the Welsh monarchs pooled their money together to create a new city in Wales to the scale of the Johnish capital. It would be called Kykkwynvlyaalyryry, city of the Welsh. This new city attracted nobles and peasants alike. The city would be out of the jurisdiction of any Kingdom, with all Welsh Monarchs voting on decisions inside the city. The city was surrounded by a large wall, which doubled as an indoor marketplace since the city faced little outside threat. The tallest castle within those walls was named the castellogrefyddhwylfawrmathduwmathabawfelynadwiddimyn gwybodchwerthinyuchel (translating to "castle of big fun religion type god stuff and poop like that idk lol" in english). This is where the religious services of the city inhabitants were held, including some sketchy stuff. The nobles lived in smaller castles. They spent most of their free time trying to decipher their own language. The night life of the city consisted mostly of bar-going. There were bars on every street and block. The most famous of which were in the city walls, which acted like proto-malls. The lower class consisted of petit bourgeisiousosuiise, peasants and serfs. A lot of lower class people were bartenders, janitors, butlers or soldiers. Almost all peasants were employed by the nobles of the city, working in the mines of Kykkwynvlyaalyryry. The location of Kykkwynvlyaalyryry was decided on the fact that large amounts of minerals were located there. The serfs were nearly identical to these people, they just weren't free. These people had to sell themselves to their noble employers to pay off debt. They worked in the same mines peasants did, but they were not allowed to leave. They subsisted off of worms and rats underground.