S10 E04: Tully's Monsters

## Episode Summary

The crew are at the tailend of a daring escape from a space station. a huge power signal made your crew thing that there was a new kind of fuel source being developed. It turned out it was some Bozogs trying to create nfts non fungible targets. They are creating these non fungible targets in the hopes of having something they can practice kicks against that won't break into pieces. NFTs have been banned galaxy wide, because they are dangerously wasteful in terms of energy consumption to produce and transfer. We join our adventurers fleeing the station which has just gone into meltdown unprovoked, too many overclocked rigs trying to make those nfts

## Plot

Characters are introduced
Austin is playing Wendy McDonalds the wild magic barbarian illithid fairy hybrid

Skitch is playing the legally distinct fox pilot, Max Ina, The Eternal Wind, an ardling hexblade warlock.

Dan is playing a trucker with cybernetics, Beaufort Gubbins, the Cyborg Artificer.

They are running away from a Bozog facility where they were trying to create non fungible targets for kicking practice.

Max jumps onto Beaufort's arm and presses on the heart tattoo and casts fly.

Right arm and left leg below the knee. The left leg has a rocket book so the path is not straight.

Max hangs onto Beaufort's left arm to balance him to fly straight.

The team comes upon a series of locked doors.

Wendy casts enlarge reduce to rush under the door and unlock it.

Dan jokes that Beaufort and Max crash through the wall next to the door instead of going through the open door, but doesn't because Dan is stingy with HP.

They crew come back to a bridge they used to enter the station, but it is not stuck in the up position.

Beaufort rips a door off it's hinges, puts in in front of the exit of the raised bridge and uses tinkerer ability to display a static image on the door, "Rare NFT, one of a kind behind door."

They arrive at the docking station and don't see their ship, but there is an escape pod being filled with Bozogs.

Max fails to convince the Bozogs to leave the escape pod.

Wendy rages and rolls 90 on the wild magic table. A strong smell of strawberry fills the air and everything is getting tough to see. There is a very thick cloudy gray fog starting to fill up the room and escape pod. All are blinded by strawberry vape fog.

Three bozogs to fight, Wendy targets the weakest ones first.

Armored Bozog attacks Wendy.

Another Bozog attacks Max.

Max responds with Hellish Rebuke, taking out one of the Bozogs feet.

The other Bozog attacks Beaufort, misses and slams into a wall.

Max mutters "Decrypt Evon, come forth." and the cube morphs into a morning star and a white headband materializes across their head. A milkthistle broach shows up on their jacket.

Max attacks and is tripped by their target.

Beaufort says "Go Go Gadget Fist" and punches a bozog.

Max's morning star glimmers in an unusual manner and a projection of a milk thistle hovers over the downed Bozog only to burst into petals leaving behind the spectral projection of a flumph wielding a morning star.

"Okay you buckos it's time for you to face the wrath of me Evon Jellion."

Double Botch, a bozog performs an opportunity attack on Beaufort and botched, and Beaufort got a response hit and also botched.

Beaufort plunges his giant fist into it's mouth and down it's throat and grips whatever he can find and inverts the Bozog.

Wendy struggles with her illithid hunger.

Beaufort deletes all of the NFTs because he thought it would be funny.

Wendy successfully avoids eating brain that is on the ground.

Jell Jell.

Beaufort cleans his arm and finds a human tooth that has been there for a long time.

Kami shows up to rescue the team and take them back to the Rezubian.

Dan suggests two games: Magic Arena, or knockoff 40k

Wendy and Beaufort psionically link to play a mental game of 40k.

After being crushed by Beaufort, Wendy has a crave for some brains and looks at the captured bozog. Asks their name, which may depend on if they are eaten or not. Thus Laura names them Veltari.

Gub Gub.

Kami talks to Max about the mission.

Max is upset about the collateral damage.

Kami is anti nft.

Kami made many things, a thing that warms up butter perfectly for spreading, and then chills it.

The ship they are in is modelled after a Tullimonstrum, and is named The Tully.

They dock with the Rezubian.

They meet a Giff named Ophelia (Phe phe) to debrief the crew after talking with the Bozog ambassador.

Barry may have suffocated in an airlock so Rezubian recalled the pilot to rescue him.

Cap Cap is Wendy's name for Captain Dumile.

Strike team renamed to "Fuck Barry"

Worm Squad 9, Disposable Empty Text Field, Tully's Monsters, Tully Vision something.

Barry took a nap in the airlock.

Wendy says love you to Dumile, which is really inappropriate, but she find the presence of an Elder Brain really comforting.

Beaufort is uncomfortable having a giant brain saying it loves him.

New mission.

Universal Space Time

Need to oversee some peace talks between illithids and non-illithids. Officially they are neutral observers, really they are there to make sure no one gets killed.

They should really call it Rest In Peace talks.

Skulkmaster general

Beaufort sister Bridget is joining the landing party, and will wear a suit.

Wendy requests bulletproof suits from Kam Kam.

Evon salutes.

Wendy wants to Bully Barry, which Beaufort also wanted to do.

## Quotes

"Go Go Gadget Fist." - Beaufort when he attacked.
"Oh my god. Skitch I've never hated you more than I do right now." - Austin when hearing about Evon Jellion.
## Metagame

Any level ups? New skills? Gained items? Upgrades? etc.

## Preamble

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## References

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