Elden Ring (All NPC Questlines)

The **Elden Ring** - All NPC Questlines series is the second series of Elden Ring streams done by Jacob, with a predetermined route in an attempt to complete every questline in the game. It is the longest series of streams on the channel.

## Overview

The second *Elden Ring* series follows the adventures of Geraldine Slay, once a holy woman who sets everybody on fire, now the wielder of a giant sword. She is also completing every single NPC questline to its end. Throughout the game, viewers were summoned to assist in boss fights and other challenges.

## Intro Bit

During the intros to this series, for episodes 1-10, Jacob and/or Julia would tell a very elaborate pun based on the title of *Elden Ring*. This originated from the Drawfee episode Drawing Elden Ring Bosses That Don't Exist, in which Julia made the joke "What if Elden already rang?" The list of puns are as follows:

Stream 1

1. What if Elden already rang? - Jacob

Stream 2

1. If you like it then you should've put an Elden Ring on it. - Julia
2. Elden Ring Fit - Julia/Jacob

Stream 3

1. If you Elden then you should've put a ring on it. - Jacob
2. If you're an Eldenly person, then you should get a Life Alert. - Julia
3. Do you know what my favorite Disney movie is? *Eledin and the Prince of Thieves*. - Julia
4. Where do underground luchadors fight? In the el Den Ring. - Julia
5. What does Elden Ring have in common with going to the polls? You gotta save Marika. - Julia

Stream 4

1. Y'know the other day, I got this new sweater, and I brought it home and put it on, and the dang thing started falling apart. I called 'em up, the clothing store. Turns out, it was made of elden string. - Jacob
2. Gen Zs these days only know about the elden ring, 'cause they're always on their phones. - Julia
3. Well, what ever happened to books. Where are you gonna learn about those *Elven* rings. - Julia

Stream 5

1. So, when I was a kid, we had a fort in our backyard, like a play fort, and I would always go up there. But in the fall, a bunch of leaves would fall into it, and I decided that I needed to clean out the fort of all the leaves. And so, I was going in there, I was reaching in, I was pulling out all the leaf piles, but I reached into one, and I felt a pain in my hand. And when I lifted it up, I had put my hand directly on a yellowjacket, and at the time it really hurt, and I was really upset about it, but now looking back, it doesn't seem so bad, because it was more of an elden sting. - Jacob
2. I'm really excited that we get to see the prawn man again, because he we all loved him because he was so tall and handsome as hell, so I'm glad we get to see him, even if its just in our *Elden Streams, ahah, ahhahhh* (to the tune of Taylor Swift's *Wildest Dreams*). - Julia

Stream 6

1. So, y'all, the other night, me and the ol' battleaxe here were out at the old Italian restaurant. And as I do always, I love a traditional Italian dish, I ordered the SpaghettiOs, the traditional Italian dish. Let me tell you, when they came out, the SpaghettiOs were way overcooked. They were mushy, the SpaghettiOs. So I called over, I said "Bring me the chef", I was snappin', and the chef came out, and I said "Excuse me, I ordered El Dente Rings." - Jacob

Stream 7

1. The problem with kids these days is that they don't spend enough time in the Elden Ring, they're too busy spending their all their time in *The Circle*, but what about that Ring? - Julia

Stream 9

1. Yammers, listen. You all know one of my favorite television shows is *The Big Bang Theory*. I think all the characters are great, but my favorite character? Sheldon Ring. - Jacob

Stream 10

1. Y'know when you're hangin' out with friends. It's time for one of your friends to pick a movie. They pick a movie and its a scary one. Sometimes its funny, unintentionally. But, y'know, you don't want your parents to see the scary movie that you're watching. So you go down into the little private room, and you pop that movie. Suddenly, that little room becomes the El Den *Ringu*. - Julia
2. Y'know when you're hangin' out with your friends and your brother brings home a friend who's like, really good at the drums, and those drums are down in the little private room. You don't wanna disturb the rest of the house. And then, that guy turns out to be pretty good at the drums but not phenomenal. That's an Elden Ringo Starr. - Julia
3. Y'know when you're hangin' out with friends and its the 90s and you go into your little private room and the phone rings, but you've got a phone in this little private room, so the noise that the phone makes becomes an El Den Ring.

Stream 11

1. Y'know when you're looking to have a moment, like a moment between you and someone else, just the two of you, 'cause you really want to ask a very big important question but you don't wanna do it publicly. Finally, you find this small, private room that's a little set into the ground level, and then you get to ask the question. Then you get to show off your El Den Ring. - Julia
2. Y'know when you order food and the delivery guy calls, and that's when your Din Ring. - Julia

Stream 12

1. Y'know what song from the 90s I don't miss? I don't remember what it's called, but it goes "Elden ring ding ding daa baa" (to the tune of Crazy Frog). - Julia