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Ferret Wine

Lahni's **Ferret Wine** was a goof from Greetings Adventurers, revolving around the character Lahnik "Lahni" Caplain, played by Nika Howard. The character has a dead (?) ferret around her waist like a fanny pack, which is apparently filled with Elven Wine (It was revealed in a mailbag episode that the ferret probably has a full bar in it, but only the wine is referenced episode to episode). Characters who might want (for some reason) to drink from the ferret must get on their knees and suck it from the creature's mouth. It's all pretty suggestive.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 255 - To the South, We Go
* Episode 271 - The Finality of Our Proving
* Episode 275 - An Unquenchable Thirst (GeeklyCon 2018 Live Show)
* Episode 276 - Becoming the Greatest in All the Lands
* Episode 281 - Where in the Realms is Pelor?!?
* Episode 282 - A Tavern at the End of Heaven
Fungarum

**Fungarum** was a recently bequeathed name of a village of Myconid people, near Mineford. The village king, Sporelin, traveled to Mineford in search of some adventurers who could help him stop the disappearances of several other Myconid villagers. Once at Mineford, he ran into T'Chuck, R'Oarc, Selene von Esper, and Screech Echo, who agreed to return to Fungarum to help. There, the party met, and fought with, Faelia Emberbrew.

The naming of the town is kind of wacky. When Sporelin initially met the party, he introduced himself as "Sporelin", and mentioned that, back in town, a friend of his named "Fungarum" would be happy to see him. He also mentioned that his town didn't have a name. Later, Sporelin forgot his own name, and started calling himself Fungarum. This lasted until he remembered that his name was actually Sporelin. However, he failed to remember who Fungarum was, thinking he was one of the disappeared Myconid who later came back as a zombie. In response, and as a means of honoring the dead, the party suggested renaming the unnamed village to "Fungarum", which Sporelin agreed to.

## **Episodes**

* Mamma Mia! (2x73)
* Selene’s Very Bad Furniture Day (2x74)
* Son of a... (2x75)
* Ghost Phone (2x76)
Episode 9 - Life as We Knew It

## Episode Stats

Season 4 Episode 9

Title: Life as We Knew It

Air Date: 5/26/16

Length: 01:19

Swear Jar Count: 18, Ben has 15% on their "Imma Die" die for the episode.

Next Episode: Episode 10 - A Deal is a Deal

Previous Episode: Episode 8 - Daybreak

## From the Website

Still reeling from their "dreams," the Gentlemen gather to decide where their focus should be.

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## Episode Synopsis

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After grabbing a coat, Steve and Leonard walk over to Frank’s house. When they arrive the gentlemen recount their horrible dreams from the night before and decide to find the church that Mona had mentioned. Frank gets a babysitter, calls a cab, and the group heads to St. Paxton Presbyterian.

Soon they arrive to find the front door locked, then a groundskeeper approaches them. A brief conversation ensues and the groundskeeper guesses that the new church they are asking about is the new children’s service that hasn’t opened yet.

Afterwards the gentlemen walk over to the Little Diner for some breakfast. Mona walks in once they are seated and asks to talk to Leonard outside. Mona has a similar story, she had a bad dream and yesterday was 1962. The gentlemen decide to get Mona’s daughter, who was going to attend the children’s service that night.

After arriving at Mona’s house, Steve greets Mona’s elderly neighbor, and calms down an aggressive Leonard. Leonard asks about the church, and Mona’s neighbor hands Leonard a yellow pamphlet for the New Beginnings Church, a place for children.

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Geekly Inc

**Geekly Inc** is everything.

It is a wekbsite/podcasting network that hosts many great podcasts such as Greetings Adventurers, Random Encounters, Cast of Thrones, Brute Force, Cthulu and Friends, SAYER, Transformation Sequence, The Hosts, Yer a Wizard, Harry, Dear Internet and others.

## **Trivia**

* Founded in 2013 by Michael DiMauro, and Tim Lanning.
Episode 94 - Suggestions

## DJ (for Matt)

* 5. "You should listen to The Groovie Ghoulies"
* 4. "You should watch *Modern Family*"
* 3. "You (and I) should watch *Wrongfully Accused*"
* 2. "You should read *Hack/Slash*"
* 1. "You **need** to watch *Arrested Development*"

## Matt (for BWK)

* 5. "You should wear a ball cap"
* 4. "You should try scream therapy"
* 3. "You should try to get into anime"
* 2. "You should go to a Gwar concert"
* 1. "You should engage in more crass vulgarity"

## BWK (for DJ)

* 5. "You should try this improv exercise about pretending to be an expert on sleep"
* 4. "You should start a web-comic"
* 3. "You should join a band"
* 2. "You should design more T-shirts"
* 1. "You should try stand up"

## BWK (for Fro)

* 5. "You should smoke a cigarette"
* 4. "You should shave your dreadlocks"
* 3. "You should let your guard down and be nice to everyone in the room"
* 2. "You should call someone in your phone book and tell them you appreciate them"
* 1. "You should write a Snowflame comic book"
Episode 8 - Daybreak

## Episode Stats

Season 4 Episode 8

Title: Daybreak

Air Date: 5/19/16

Length: 00:49

Swear Jar Count: 9, no penalty given.

Next Episode: Episode 9 - Life as We Knew It

Previous Episode: Episode 7 - Negotiations

## From the Website

A new day dawns on St. Paxton, but what lies in store for our players?

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Be sure to check out Easy Roller Dice Company, the official dice provider of Cthulhu & Friends! Use coupon code “CaFPodcast” at checkout and you’ll get 10% off any purchase there!

Season 4 cover art by Kym Stonick.

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## Episode Synopsis

This time on Cthulhu and friends…

Leonard wakes up outside of Steve’s house. He talks with Judy who mentions the New Year’s Eve party, and then heads inside to find Steve. Steve wakes up confused in the basement, but there is no sign of his family. He heads upstairs and meets up with Leonard. They discuss the crazy dreams they had the night before.

Meanwhile Frank wakes up in his bed. He looks around the house, and finds his daughter alive and well. Suddenly the phone rings. Frank answers, and as does Steve on the other end. Steve asks Frank to check the date. Frank heads to a gas station and grabs a paper. The date of the paper is New Year’s Eve 1961. Very confused by this turn of events Frank quickly heads back home, and calls Steve back. Frank confirms the date, and asks Steve what’s going on.

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Fred Greenleaf

**Fred Greenleaf** is a guest player on the Greetings Adventurers podcast on the Geekly Inc. network. He played Braenth of Barovia. He is also a guest DM for the mini-campaign Greetings Adventurers - Leviathan, a 10 episode arc that aired after the conclusion of the first major campaign of *Greetings Adventurers*. He was also known for being the one who proposed to Ivana Greenleaf during one of the GeeklyCon live shows.
Episode 64 - High School Shenanigans

DJ
--

* 5. Scott Loses His Lunch
* 4. Sausage Balloon
* 3. Tim's Pants
* 2. "We're Toast!"
* 1. "DISGUSTING!"

## Dooley

* 5. XFBCF
* 4. Media Internship
* 3. "Punch Him in the Nuts"
* 2. Throwing My Friend's Hat
* 1. Suspended for Throwing a Book

## Matt

* 5. Post Drop Out School Day
* 4. Heckling Son
* 3. "Taking the Phone With Me"
* 2. Duct Taping Tailor to the Sink
* 1. Knocking out a Freshman!!!
Greetings Adventurers PCs

Characters that have been played by the players in Greetings Adventurers.

## Current

* Rowan Grey
* Jaela
* Toby Treacletart
* Steve Meloncamp

## Former

* Junpei Iori
* Tum "Darkblade" Thumble
* Telir
* Temerity Barakas
* Rhavar
* Thom the Dragonborn
* Merendithas Bearcharger
* Nyx
* Bananas Foster
* Lord Titus Harper
* Jett Razor
* Aludra the Dwarf

## Guest Characters

* Niles Blackwater
* Rugul Thumble
* Aelar
* Clinker
* Watari
* Wren
* Lex
* Cael Silverglass
Erathis

**Erathis** was an unaligned deity of civilization and organization. She brought the then un-named Ätlän-tã Fælcons back to life after Fennekin revealed his douchiness and that he was actually a cleric of Orcus, enemy of Erathis. She sent Jaela, a very dedicated Adherant, to help Lord Titus Harper, Thom Vidalis, and Aludra Wyrmsbane to end the Demon Apocalypse since they fucked up and needed some serious help.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 80 - No Turning Back
* Episode 136 - To Tempt Fate
Episode 83 - Underrated Food Products

## BWK

* 5. Mom's Night Microwavable Dinners
* 4. Turkeyed Ham
* 3. Library Treats
* 2. Pepsi Cold: Peppermint Flavored Pepsi
* 1. Sour Doritos

DJ
--

* 5. Hamburger Helper Skelter
* 4. Colonel Mustard's Ketchup
* 3. Bank of America Bites
* 2. Betty Crocker Spaniel
* 1. Abdullah the Butcher's

## Fro

* 5. Berry Berry Booby
* 4. Strickland Propane presents, Strickland Farms' Eggs: Round Eggs.
* 3. Edible Squant
* 2. OJ's Fruit Chews
* 1. Cisco's Baby Beer

## Matt

* 5. Lou Ferrigno's I-Can't-Hear-e-os!
* 4. Sweat T-P: Edible Toilet Paper
* 3. California Highway Patrol's Sliced and Fried Potatos
* 2. Cropsicles
* 1. eight hot dogs at once
Episode 73 - The Temple of Ghostly Evil Part 2

Hello listeners and casual observers. I hope you are ready for more intense dungeon delving because that is what we have in store for you. I would be most ashamed for not mentioning that we recorded this episode LIVE AND IN PERSON for the first time! This will explain any reason the audio doesn’t match up to our normally rigid standards. It was a blast to finally look each other in the eye as we rolled to save our lives against the evil Michael DiMauro.

## **Story**

In this very special episode the party is all together IRL for the first time. They're drinking Budweiser and touching knees and it's very adorable. Thrifty's wife is also apparently lurking in the background, presumably shaking her head the entire time. Dank dungeon walls are referenced constantly.

In the game, the party exits the ghost room, and they find a hallway with stone carved into bamboo. As we learn over the course of the next few episodes the party never remembers to check for traps ever. So they walk down the hallway and immediately get injured by a trap.

They continue on and find another room with some piles of rocks in it. They detect some magic but aren't sure what to do with it. As they step into the room a smaller pile wakes up and turns into a crablike rock monster. They debate whether to attack or not before trying to speak to it. Shocking, I know.

They speak to the creature and the larger one wakes up and let's them know they can't pass. They introduce themselves and find that his name is Kalka-Kylla. Thom bluffs that his sister has the same name and they convince the rock man that his sister totally went to private primal school and he wouldn't know her. Rock man decides that they seem cool and let's them pass.

The next place they enter has an exceptionally nasty blast of poison gas which knocks Harper immediately unconcious. Aludra goes to ask Rock Man for help, though he knows nothing, Jon Snoeeeew. While Aludra is gone Thom checks out the various jars of liquids in the room and smears some really nasty goop all over Harper's face. Harper awakens and Thrifty reveals that if they had all fallen unconscious they would have all totally died.

## **Trivia**

* In this episode, Thom saves Harper's life. This is not forgotten about by either party for a while, and is frequently referenced, so if you are curious about when that happened, this is then that that happened

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

*All in the same room this time*

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Tim Lanning - Lord Titus Harper
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra Wyrmsbane
* Mike Bachmann - Thom Vidalis

### **Non-Player Characters**

* Deborah
* Kalka-Kylla

### **Locations**

* The Swamps of Ichtaka
	+ Temple of Ghostly Evil

### **Quest Log Updates**

* [On-hold] - Remove the Brain Bombs from the players' heads
	+ [On-hold] - Return the Brazier to Fennekin
		- [On-hold] - Rescue Harper's family from Fennekin
* [Active] - Investigate Temple of Ghostly Evil
Episode 94 - Words are Wind

With the gang at an apparent crossroads and tensions running high, they have to make a choice – do they trust the partially insane wizard to conjure up a submarine and venture off in search of the Demonomicon? Or do they continue on to the Army of Bahamut and Harper’s sister? Sometimes I have no idea how we get ourselves in these situations.

## **Story**

This episode picks up with pretty much the same argument from last week: Harper wants to rescue his sister and the rest of the group want to get the Demonomicon. They decide (somewhat against his will) to get the components for Zird, starting with the air elemental.

The air elemental is pretty tough, and it beats up on Jaela pretty bad. But she gets her revenge and defeats it so Zird can gather the elemental up in a big baglike bladder. Thom confronts Zird about being a loose cannon, and then things get sexy. Obvi.

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Tim Lanning - Lord Titus Harper
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra Wyrmsbane
* Mike Bachmann - Thom Vidalis
* Nika Howard - Jaela

### **Quest Log Updates**

* [Active] - End the Demon Apocalypse by destroying the Demon Portal
	+ [Active] - Find the Demonomicon
		- [Active] - Have Zird create a magical submarine to get to the Demonomicon
			* [Active] - Retrieve the honey for Zird
			* [Active] - Retrieve the shark fin for Zird
			* ~~[Complete] - Retrieve the soul of an air elemental for Zird~~
* [On-hold] - Find Adira Harper
	+ [On-hold] - Investigate the "Devil" situation northwest of Mastwick
* [On-hold] - Find Bucky
	+ [On-hold] - Investigate the "Gnoll" situation southwest of the burning hole where Caer used to be
* [Optional] - Clean up Drunkeros
	+ [Optional] - Investigate the Mind Flayers in the Swamps of Ichtaka
	+ [Optional] - Investigate Yeenoghu's Army
	+ [Optional] - Investigate Pyre ruling Mastwick
	+ [Optional] - Investigate The Coven of witches
	+ [Optional] - Investigate the Church of Bahamut's army
	+ [Optional] - Recruit the assistance of the Dwarves in Deephome
	+ [Optional] - Recruit the assistance of the Elves in Galanthis
Episode 57 - A Magickless World

Truly is is horrible to think what our world would be without magick. A magickless world is almost too much to even think about. This is the peril the gang find themselves in after saving bucky from the Dog Park of Evening Shire. Something strange indeed is going on and they may not be able to solve the mystery on their own. Luckily an old friends stops by to lend a hand.

## **Story**

After leaving Evening Shire and on the road Bucky is feeling under the weather and soon after so does Harper. His magic can no longer be used. Being worried, Thom and Aludra begin to make a tasty stew when all of a sudden Bucky passes out. Doing a quick heal check, Thom sees that there is nothing physically wrong with the boy. Shortly after, Harper faints. A shimmer appears over the fire with a familiar voice accompanying it. To the groups surprise, Tum "Darkblade" Thumble has, in spirit, come to visit them asking for help. A being from the Feywild plane named Julemanden is sucking all magic out of the world on the day of the Winter Solstice. Tum grabs both Aludra and Thom's spirits and takes them to another dimension with big trees and snow continuously falling; some would say, a winter wonderland. They all meet with Tum's contact Hermey the Elf (*who is a dentist*), and tells them they will need to go back in time to save Julemanden's sister Fan, who died on this exact day, and, by doing that, should prevent this from ever happening.

## **Trivia**

* Reappearance of Tum Darkblade
* There is no D&D Jesus. Just Hell.
* This may be the first time a player has played two characters in one episode

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Tim Lanning - Lord Titus Harper / Tum "Darkblade" Thumble
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra Wyrmsbane
* Mike Bachmann - Thom the Dragonborn

### **Non-Player Characters**

* Bucky
* Fan
* Julemanden
* Hermey
* Ros

### **Quest Log Updates**

* [Backburner] - Retrieve Thom the Dragonborn's memories
* [On-hold] - Remove the Brain Bombs from the players' heads
	+ [On-hold] - Find The Brazier of Worlds
		- [On-hold] - Investigate The Ruins of House Vidalis
			* [On-hold] - Go to The Ruins of House Vidalis
* [NEW][Active] - Save Fan, to save Julemanden, to save magic, to save the world

### **Quotes**

**"This is literal railroading!"** ~ *Mike Bachmann*

## **A song, by Steph Kingston**

You know Thom

and Aludra

and Bucky

and Lord Titus Harper?

Ros

and Salty

Watari

and Xantolin?

But do you recall?

The most sly flourish of all?

Tum the Darkblade, had a very dead body

But on the Winter solstice

he came back for all to see

He told his friends, the party

They had to stop Julemanden

Before he stole all the magic

And totally killed Bucky

They traveled to the Feywild

Met Tum's friend Hermey

Hermey sent them back in time

To save Julemanden's sister one night

They saved her from pianos,

snakes, creeks, and the flu too

Fan lived and young Julemanden...

Didn't turn into a dick

Didn't turn intooooo a diiiiiiick! Yay!
Episode 72 - Garbage Things (Dooley's Last EP)

## BWK

* 5. Spencer's Gifts
* 4. 24-hour New Cycles
* 3. YouTube Comments
* 2. The fact that you can’t pay bills online
* 1. Reality Television

DJ
--

* 5. Modern day *"Spoof Movies"*
* 4. Valentine's Day
* 3. Hoobastank
* 2. Modern Mtv
* 1. "Sk8er Boi" by Avril Lavigne

## Dooley

* 5. *The Andy Milonakis Show*
* 4. The Zoo
* 3. The XFL
* 2. The new Budweiser commercials
* 1. Dumb and Dumber To

## Matt

* 5. Android Phones
* 4. The Big Show
* 3. St. Patrick's Day
* 2. A Day to Remember
* 1. The fact that the McDouble took over the Double Cheesburger's place on the dollar menu at McDonald's
Faelia Emberbrew

**Fellia Emberbrew** was the name of a Druid (possibly an alchemist) living in the newly named village of Fungarum. She had been visiting the village for several years, studying the Myconid people there. However, she decided to move into the village after growing concerned about the disappearances happening around town. Several Myconid were reportedly going missing, and some would later turn up as hulking zombie versions of themselves, attacking the town.

Later, Emberbrew would later be revealed as being involved to some degree in this plot. She was discovered by T'Chuck, R'Oarc, Selene von Esper, and Screech Echo, inserting a funnel into the head of one of the Myconid, and pouring some kind of powder into its brains. This turned it into one of the aforementioned hulking zombies, which the party then had to fight. Emberbrew surrendered, after failing to kill the party.

She also had a 12 (or 9)-year-old son named Thaldin Emberbrew, who was sickly and weak.

## **Episodes**

* Mamma Mia! (2x73)
* Selene’s Very Bad Furniture Day (2x74)
* Son of a... (2x75)
Grull

**Grull** was a city in the Shadowfell. The Tower of Grey were told to go there by a man named Tyson, in their search for Josail Longshadow1. It was a scary, prison-like place2.

It was later revealed that the entire city was one giant prison, which was inexcabable, and of which Josail Longshadow was the Warden3.

Eckhart Dayhammer once explained that Grull was divided into at least 4 levels. Level 1: The main prison, where everyone did their work, and ate, and slept. Level 2: The Guard's Quarters, where the guards lives and hung out between shifts. Also, prisoner Impound was located here. Level 3: The Super Evil Place, where monsters lived, and there were torture chambers, and was a bad time. Level 4: Unknown, though it was believed that Pelor and other important, powerful creatures were kept there.

Later, when Lahni Caplain expressed her desire to start an egg salad sandwich buffet, he somehow got ahead of her. He invited her to join his business in Grull, opening up an "Eggs R Us", which she agreed to do, bringing Bercy Hamhands along with her.

## **Notable Occupants**

* Josail Longshadow
* Nibor Worra
* Steinar Ulth
* Bercy Hamhands!!!
* Stymer Dunkan
* Verona
* Snatch Treacletart

## **Episodes**

* Episode 287 - Welcome to the Shadowfell
* Episode 288 - Welcome to Grull
* Episode 289 - First Impressions
* Episode 290 - Getting to Work
* Episode 291 - First Days on the Job
* Episode 292 - The Sausage Heist
* Episode 293 - One More Quick Thing about Corn
* Episode 294 - Much Ado About Beans
* Episode 295 - The Proverbial Pin in the Beans
* Episode 296 - The Bone Pit
* Episode 297 - Masked Monsters
* Episode 298 - The Office Space
* Episode 299 - A Crystalline Horror
* Episode 299.5 - Power Fully Restored
* Episode 301 - Back to the Tower
Festival of Soloni

The **Festival of Soloni** was an recurring annual event on the city/plane of Nareev. The Nareevians would gather to celebrate their (demi)god **Soloni**. Some of the Nareevians believed that one day Soloni, having been missing for a while, would return to them after their plane was destroyed during the change to the Fifth Edition of Magic, and save them. This prediction proved to be correct during the fifth annual Festival of Soloni, when the Ätlän-tã Fælcons valiantly assisted the demigod by clearing the shrines to him around Nareev, allowing him to return and move Nareev to the plane he had spent the last five years building for them.

## **Episodes**

*Note: It's a little unclear as to when the Fifth Festival actually begins, as the episodes preceding it all take place on/around the same day, but the first time it is confirmed to be going on is...*

* Episode 229 - A Power Reborn
* Episode 230 - Shrine Time
* Episode 231 - Jett Razor
Episode 9 - TV Theme Songs

## Brian

* 5. Boy Meets World
* 4. Punky Brewster
* 3. The Adventures of Pete and Pete
* 2. Parks and Recreation
* 1. Hey Arnold!

## Matt

* 5. Brady Bunch
* 4. Addam's Family
* 3. All in the Family
* 2. Salute Your Shorts
* 1. Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

## Dooley

* 5. Family Matters
* 4. Strangers with Candy
* 3. South Park
* 2. Ren and Stimpy
* 1. Rocko's Modern Life
Episode 84 - Forgotten Cartoons

## Fro

* 5. *Bonkers*
* 4. *The Off-Beats*
* 3. *Gary & Mike*
* 2. *Mr. Bogus*
* 1. *Pepper Ann*

## Matt

* 5. *Attack of the Killer Tomatoes*
* 4. *Tales from the Cryptkeeper*
* 3. *Fantastic Max*
* 2. *Beetlejuice*
* 1. *2 Stupid Dogs*

## BWK

* 5. *Street Sharks*
* 4. *Earthworm Jim*
* 3. *The Critic*
* 2. *The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack*
* 1. *Clone High*

DJ
--

* 5. *Life with Louie*
* 4. *The Completely Mental Misadventures of Ed Grimley*
* 3. *3 South*
* 2. *Clone High*
* 1. *Toxic Crusaders*
Flinn

Ätlän-tã Fælcons

**Flinn** was a former slave aboard the then un-named Chum Guzzler. He was set free by the equally un-named Ätlän-tã Fælcons, and took up as crew aboard the ship. During Episode 28 - Spooky, Crazy Mystery Hour Flinn and Cooper gave in to their deepest desires and started making out. Their love was the kind that does speak it's name, loudly and repeatedly, in the common areas of the ship.
Episode 73 - Summery Things

## Matt

* 5. Open Windows
* 4. Walking to the T
* 3. Working on his Haunted House
* 2. Going to Amusement Parks
* 1. Playing Mini-Golf

## BWK

* 5. Complaining about the Heat
* 4. Summer Blockbusters
* 3. Being in a super Air-Conditioned Room
* 2. Camping
* 1. Being able to go outside

## David

* 5. Eating ice cream and not feeling weird about it
* 4. Buying Shorts
* 3. Summer Rain
* 2. July 4th
* 1. *Terminator: Genisys*
Eyes of Charming

Rowan's **Eyes of Charming** were a lens made of crystal that allowed the wearer to cast the spell *Charm Person* 3 times per day. This could be done if the target (who must be within 30 feet, and they must be able to see each other), failed a DC 13 WIS saving throw. They had an inscription inside, the name of their previous owner, Verona. As of Episode 301, they also gave Rowan advantage on Persuasion rolls.

## **Recent Events**

Rowan Grey found the Eyes in the Impound room of Grull, along with the rest of their effects. The inscription inside read "Verona", hinting at the Eyes' previous owner.

## **Notable Owners**

* Verona
* Rowan Grey

## **Episodes**

* Episode 299 - A Crystalline Horror
* Episode 301 - Back to the Tower
* Episode 316 - Robo Reconnaissance
Episode 93 - Croaked

In this week’s spellbinding episode Zird gives the adventurers some advice on what to do. He also deals with Harper, wizard style. It was embarrassing. But, fortunately, the gang may be closer to recovering the Demonomicon. Which is cool and rad.

## **Story**

This episode has an unsettling amount of talk about having sex with Pokemon. It's really going to mess with our Google stats.

Harper realizes that the amulet for locating his sister now no longer points north, and it points east. They realize that the amulet has possibly been reprogrammed (or never did point to Adira) to point towards the Demonomicon. Harper gets very antagonistic towards Jaela, because she is adorable and he can't handle that. Jaela gives him the Ancient Creme Brulee and Harper flips the fuck out with happiness. Harper sends another message to his sister and she tells him that she is to the north, and that she is being worked as a slave. Aludra gets fed up with this and gives Harper a talking to about being nice to Jaela. Zird points out that using the Demonomicon to close the portal to the Abyss is the best way to help the whole world, rather than just one person. He tells them that he can conjure a submarine if they can get him: honey, a shark fin, and the soul of an air elemental.

At this point Thom wakes up from a drunken stupor and is very disoriented. Harper points out that they have no real way of getting to the Demonomicon without trusting Zird, which is suspect. Harper accuses Zird of being bad at magic and Zird turns him into a toad. Zird wants to keep him like that for a while but Jaela convinces him to change him back. Harper does not remember being a toad at all. They argue more and decide to get the components for Zird.

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Tim Lanning - Lord Titus Harper
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra Wyrmsbane
* Mike Bachmann - Thom Vidalis
* Nika Howard - Jaela

### **Quest Log Updates**

* [Active] - End the Demon Apocalypse by destroying the Demon Portal
	+ [Active] - Find the Demonomicon
		- [NEW][Active] - Have Zird create a magical submarine to get to the Demonomicon
			* [NEW][Active] - Retrieve the honey for Zird
			* [NEW][Active] - Retrieve the shark fin for Zird
			* [NEW][Active] - Retrieve the soul of an air elemental for Zird
* [On-hold] - Find Adira Harper
	+ [On-hold] - Investigate the "Devil" situation northwest of Mastwick
* [On-hold] - Find Bucky
	+ [On-hold] - Investigate the "Gnoll" situation southwest of the burning hole where Caer used to be
* [Optional] - Clean up Drunkeros
	+ [Optional] - Investigate the Mind Flayers in the Swamps of Ichtaka
	+ [Optional] - Investigate Yeenoghu's Army
	+ [Optional] - Investigate Pyre ruling Mastwick
	+ [Optional] - Investigate The Coven of witches
	+ [Optional] - Investigate the Church of Bahamut's army
	+ [Optional] - Recruit the assistance of the Dwarves in Deephome
	+ [Optional] - Recruit the assistance of the Elves in Galanthis
Episode 9 - Drunkisode 2

## Episode Stats

Season 1 Episode 9

Title: Drunkisode 2

Air Date: 10/23/2013

Length: 01:25

Swear Jar Count: 28. Josh had a 25% chance of death on a critical failure.

Next Episode: Episode 10 - Crazy Train

Previous Episode: Bloopisode 1

## From the Website

Drunkisode Part 2: Electric boogaloo! The Gang gather information at a DC hotel and run into an old friend. SUSPENSE!

## Episode Synopsis

This time on Cthulhu & Friends...

The investigators follow the lantern (carried by the nightgaunt) back to a hotel. They run inside to see it sitting on a table. At the table was an older man (Nyarlathotep) who gives the latern back to them.

Vaeda is discovered to be alive, but seems to have no recollection of them.

They spend the eventing at the hotel. Jack tries his best to get to the botton of what is going on with Vaeda. Unforutantely, Anya finds that some sort of ritual has been cast upon her and Vaeda is stuck in her own world.

At this point, they identify that there is a key that they don't have. They call the laywer, Bill, and find that a Jane Doe has been submitted to a hospital in Boston from the university with an odd thing on her apendage.

Upon investigating at the hospital, they find the key embeded in her hand. Jack, in trying to rouse the patient, unforunately overdoses her and she dies. He promptly goes insane.

## Noteworthy Details

This was our first Live Stream episode

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Episode 77 - Comic Book Heroes

## Matt

* 5. Black Bolt *(Marvel)*
* 4. Spider-Man *(Marvel)*
* 3. The Sentry *(Marvel)*
* 2. Nightcrawler *(Marvel)*
* 1. Batman *(DC)*

## Ian

* 5. Thor *(Marvel)*
* 4. Iron Fist *(Marvel)*
* 3. The Human Torch *(Marvel)*
* 2. The Silver Surface *(Marvel)*
* 1. Adam Warlock *(Marvel)*

## Fro

* 5. Jesse Custer *(Vertigo)*
* 4. The Flash *(DC)*
* 3. Batman *(DC)*
* 2. Quantum and Woody *(Valiant)*
* 1. Colossus *(Marvel)*
Gengar

**Gengar** was a familiar of Skud Derringer. He was a super chill dude, kind of a blank slate. He wore crocs.

After Skud and his father Uthgar had some father/son bonding, Gengar was asked to take his cursed Ring of Exhaustion. Skud tried to lie, and tell Gengar that it was a boon, but Uthgar told the truth: that it would kill him within a few days of wearing it, unless he passed it on to someone else. Gengar accepted, in part out of loyalty to Skud, but mostly because he was made of cards, and his life was a torturous pain. He also agreed to help The Tower of Grey fight in The Battle of the Feywild.

After Skud was trapped in an unknown plane due to a mishap with his Deck of Many Things, Gengar was not mentioned again. His fate remains unknown, though it can be assumed that he succumbed to the ring's curse, and died.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 415 - My Friend Melora
* Episode 416 - The Tragic Fate of Tidtowne
* Episode 421 - As the Feywild Burns
Greenham

**Greenham** was a town in Drunkeros that was notable for hosting The Tower of Grey. It was south of Mastwick, and quite a bit north of Pelor's Hope, and was built on a peninsula. It's economy was boosted by the occupation of The Tower of Grey.

## **Notable Occupants**

* Clarence Scrimald
* The Tower of Grey

## **Episodes**

* Episode 253 - Tower of Grey
* Episode 254 - Tower Crashers
* Episode 255 - To the South, We Go
* Episode 301 - Back to the Tower
* Episode 302 - Never Have We Ever
* Episode 333 - Oops! All Tobies
* Episode 334 - Welcome to the Elemental Plane of Fire
* Episode 347 - The Gremp
* Episode 349 - How to Kill a Dragon
* Episode 388 - Voyage Across the Astral Sea
* Episode 390 - Temptation's Hand
* Episode 391 - One Spicy Porridge
* Episode 392 - Buca Di Breakfast
* Episode 401 - BIG Lahni
* Episode 402 - King of the Chaos
* Episode 403 - Most Unchill, Dad
* Episode 404 - Welcome to Galanthis
* Episode 412 - NASCAR
* Episode 413 - Big Lahni
* Episode 414 - Your Bones Are Mine
* Episode 415 - My Friend Melora
* Episode 416 - The Tragic Fate of Tidtowne
Griffons

The **Griffons**, or **Griffins**, were a group of some kind of animal I can't remember the name of that were stolen/rescued by the then un-named Ätlän-tã Fælcons from the past in House Vidalis during Episode 65 - The Fall of House Vidalis. In Episode 100 - A Bittersweet Reunion, stock was taken by Tim Lanning, and it was clarified that there were, at that time, seven griffons traveling with the Fælcons. In Episode 101 - Home is Where Your Heads Are it is clarified that there are five griffons.

After the Seven Year Gap, it was revealed that only two griffons remained, Peter and Sparkles. Isuuld was the Griffon handler for The Tower of Grey.

## **Griffons**

### Current

* **Peter**. Yes, Peter the Griffon. Yes, Peter Griffin. *\*sigh\**. This show is very good.
* **Sparkles**

### Former

* **Bruno Mars**
* **Falcon**/**Falconi**
* **Jeffry**
* **Princess Ivy Bluemoon** - *Actually a pegasus, but is an honorary griffon*

## **Trivia**

* Status: Still Functioning (though smaller since the Seven Year Gap)
* Primary Location: Drunkeros
Fennekin

**Fennekin** served as the primary antagonist during the first arc of Greetings Adventurers. Initially posing as an ally, Fennekin, as the Cleric of Erathis in Caer, swore that he could remove the explosive devices from the heads of Aludra Wyrmsbane, Thom Vidalis, Tum Thumble, and Junpei Iori, if they bring him three powerful artifacts: The Whip of Binding, The Orb of Endless Power, and The Brazier of Worlds. During their journey (after Tum died and Junpei left), Fennekin kidnapped the family of Lord Titus Harper and used them as leverage to manipulate him into joining the others, and bring him, in secret, the Brazier of Worlds. He also kidnapped the sister of Ros, for secret later purposes. Harper did join the others, but was caught trying to steal the Brazier, and revealed to the others of Fennekin's treachery. Undeterred, they brought him the three artifacts anyway, and, with little to no plan, confronted him. In one of the most cinematic and dramatic episodes of the series to date, Fennekin revealed his plan: to combine the three artifacts, and use them to open a portal to the Abyss, bringing forth a horde of demons to ravage the land. The reason for this treachery? Fennekin was never a Cleric of Erathis, but one of Orcus! He detonated the devices in Thom and Aludra's heads, killing them. Harper was stabbed in the heart by Ros, and Fennekin, hardly the man of honor, killed (most of) Harper's family anyway, and Ros' sister.

After the real Erathis brought back the three heroes, and an Adherent, Jaela, Fennekin's army decimated the world, killing billions. Eventually, there was a mighty battle between the then un-named Ätlän-tã Fælcons and Fennekin, where he adopted the visage of Orcus himself. Thom Vidalis sacrificed himself to kill Fennekin, by swinging the Hammer of Sundering at him while he was holding the Brazier that was making the portal. This move killed Fennekin, destroyed the Brazier, closed the portal, and ended the Demon Apocalypse.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 22 - A Hysterical Dragonborn
* Episode 79 - I Am Sorry
* Episode 116 - Adventures in Boat Sitting Part 2
* Episode 154 - The Battle Above the Abyss Part 4
Episode 74 - Wrestling Moments

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* 5. Flair Flops
* 4. Dolph Ziggler's Money in the Bank Cash In
* 3. When Stone Cold saved Stephanie McMahon from the Ministry
* 2. CM Punk's Pipe Bomb
* 1. When DX impersonated the Nation of Domination

## Fro

* 5. Chris Jericho's List of Moves
* 4. Crash Holly's 24/7 Hardcore Rule
* 3. When Shawn Michaels wins the 1995 Royal Rumble
* 2. 1992 Summerslam
* 1. When Macho Man got married on WWMTV

## Matt

* 5. When Macho Man got married on WWMTV
* 4. When Shawn Michaels kicked Marty Jannetty through a barbershop window
* 3. When UCW invaded Monday Night Raw
* 2. When Mankind won his first WWF World Championship
* 1. When Chris Jericho debuted on Monday Night Raw in 1999

## Chris

* 5. Rick Flair's Retirement
* 4. When the Big Boss Man hijacked The Big Show's father's casket from his funeral
* 3. Crash Holly's 24/7 Hardcore Rule
* 2. Mr. McMahon being visited by Dr. Austin
* 1. Stone Cold vs Booker T in the super market
Episode 71 - Lizards and Liars

The crew is in a very dangerous area of their world and yet they are surprised when bad things happen. “Here we are in a dark/ dank forrest that we know for sure is infested with evil lizard men. Let’s leave this child and mysterious boat lady alone with a handful of griffons!” Maybe this fight is just what they need to get over this “stealing of the Brazier of Worlds Drama.” I think so. Everything is going to A-OK. Best friends for ever I am sure.

## **Story**

Note from the Wiki Queen here: This episode is basically all combat so instead of a play by play I'm posting the official episode description because it's full of sass and I love it.

"The crew is in a very dangerous area of their world and yet they are surprised when bad things happen. “Here we are in a dark/dank forest that we know for sure is infested with evil lizard men. Let’s leave this child and mysterious boat lady alone with a handful of griffons!” Maybe this fight is just what they need to get over this “stealing of the Brazier of Worlds Drama.” I think so. Everything is going to A-OK. Best friends for ever I am sure."

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Tim Lanning - Lord Titus Harper
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra Wyrmsbane
* Mike Bachmann - Thom Vidalis

### **Quest Log Updates**

* [Active?] - Remove the Brain Bombs from the players' heads
	+ [Active?] - Return the Brazier to Fennekin
		- [Active] - Rescue Harper's family from Fennekin
* ~~[Complete] - Rescue Ros and Bucky from the lizard-folk~~
Gamma World

Player Characters* George Lowe
* Lizel Tesla
* Doctor Thunderhead
* Grandad-from-the-Boondocks
* Nick Bristow

Episodes* Random Encounters: Gamma World Episode 1 - Character Mutation
* Random Encounters: Gamma World Episode 2 - Stepping into Gamma Terra
* Random Encounters: Gamma World Episode 3 - Stopping the Beast
* Random Encounters: Gamma World Episode 4 - The Fast and the Furious
* Random Encounters: Gamma World Episode 5 - Porkers Revenge
* Random Encounters: Gamma World Episode 6 - The Ballad of Leilong Warpaw
* Random Encounters: Gamma World Episode 7 - The Tunnels of Dread and Yuck
* Random Encounters: Gamma World Episode 8 - The Parking Lot Beat Down (Hoops Have Hope)
* Random Encounters: Gamma World Episode 9 - The Parking Lot Beat Down Part 2, Appendix XII
* Random Encounters: Gamma World Episode 10 - The Great Escape
* Random Encounters: Gamma World Episode 11 - Generating Generosity!
* Random Encounters: Gamma World Episode 12 - Wrap it up
Episode 60 - Matt Facts

## BWK

* 5. Matt has no feet
* 4. Miss Congeniality 2 fanfic
* 3. Placed 7th in a Paula Abdul Talent Show
* 2. Matt hit a child, then cried
* 1. Has never done improv

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* 5. Real World Audition
* 4. Avril Lavigne Cover Band
* 3. Matt's Real Name
* 2. His Fake Woman
* 1. His Social Security Number which is: 031 REDACTED 86

## Dooley

* 5. Matt has gout
* 4. Performed in the Swan Princess
* 3. Favorite food is grapefruit
* 2. Thinks Joe Pesci is Chuck Norris
* 1. Matt has cataplexy
Episode 7

There are many Pages that may refer to **"Episode 7"**. You may be looking for:

## **Random Encounters**

### Gamma World

* Random Encounters: Gamma World Episode 7 - The Tunnels of Dread and Yuck

### Shadowrun

* Drunks and Dragons Random Encounters - Shadowrun 7

### Darkblade Academy

* Geekly Random Encounters - Darkblades 7

### Sailor Moon

* Sailor Moon 7 “Protect Your Loved Ones! Fight the 8 Headed Dragon!”

### The Secrets of Cats

* Random Encounters: The Secrets of Cats - Episode 7

### Norhall Academy for Adventurers and Heroes

* Random Encounters: Norhall Academy for Adventurers and Heroes - Episode 7
Episode 7 - Schism

## Episode Stats

Season 3 Episode 7

Title: Schism

Air Date: 6/4/2015

Length: 1:04:10

Swear Jar Count: 21, Staci has a 25% on her "Imma Die" die for the episode.

Next Episode: Cthulhu & Friends Scripted: Mason 1 Press Conference

Previous Episode: Episode 6 - Chekhov's Gun

## From the Website

The gang tries to escape scenic Monhegan Island. But why? I mean it’s so nice there, right?

Creepers, we’ve set a date for the launch of the Project Bombshell kickstarter! Mark your calendars for August 28, 2015!

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## Episode Synopsis

This time on Cthulhu and friends…

Luna charges to attack, as the Boss begins vomiting magma. With a swipe of her hand, the Boss throws both Luna and Jack out of the window.

After the fall from the window Jack sees that Luna is in critical condition, and prepares lethal dose of sedative for her. Xander sees this and charges at Jack, knocking him away from Luna. After arguing with Jack over what to do, Xander agrees to carry Luna.

Magma begins pouring out of the house, and the group flees to a large, but familiar, cliff face. Vaeda runs and dives off of the cliff into a waiting helicopter. Xander, Jack, and Luna get on board as the magma begins to form into a giant ball. Jack drops a gold trinket into the ocean. As they fly off, they see Deep Ones surging onto shore.

While flying back to the mainland, Jack explains that he has a way to open a door to different world.

The Pilot performs an emergency landing in St. Paxton and Jack offers to call Nightgaunts. Suddenly, Luna’s wounds begin to heal as Xander runs his hand over them, however she doesn’t regain consciousness. Jack lights up a cigarette, but begins coughing after inhaling. During his coughing he sees himself in a different place, full of books and strange creatures.

Jack tells the party about his vision. Vaeda connects with his mind, but Mary Mason gets in the way. After pushing Mary away, Vaeda sees the strange location that Jack was talking about.

After the Night Gaunts arrive Jack explains that they might run into Erik Miller. Vaeda becomes incensed at the mention of his name. The party lands near Tess’s house, and notices a note on the front door. Tes has gone to Mason 1 with Jack’s box.

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Episode 67 - Stump Grinding

Saddle up and get ready to take a spin on your brand new griffon, it’s another episode of the Drunks and Dragons podcast! This week, Thom and Aludra have some serious questions about Harper’s motivations, along with each other’s parenting abilities.

## **Story**

We open the podcast to find that Tim Lanning is a sad sickface so he's not around. In his honour, the rest of the podcasters proceed to do all the things he normally hates, like talk about super self referential jokes and the fact that Michael "Thrifty Nerd" DiMauro went to school with Seth McFarlane. Then Jennifer and Bachmann realize that without Tim there they actually have to do the recap.

Getting into the story we find Aludra riding her griffon through an orange void. When she comes out on the other end she is alone amidst the ruins of House Vadalis. She looks around for a while and finds some lizardman tracks before Thom and Bucky come through the portal on their griffon. They then discuss whether Thom is the real Thom or not because it turns out that we still don't really know. Thom sends Bucky to go whack his stump while they discuss whether they really trust Harper. Ros comes through the portal with the rest of the griffon but Harper is nowhere to be seen.

They discuss in ridiculous detail the physics involved in Bucky jumping through the portal to no real purpose. There is some tangential reference to the Daisy Scroll before talking more about Bucky's stump whacking. Then everybody tries to figure out the reproductive systems of griffons and Jennifer becomes the first person to ever Google that.

Ros spurs them into action by mentioning that the day is fading, but Aludra points out that there are lizardmen all over the place. They try to figure out what to do with The Brazier of Worlds while still waiting for Harper. Aludra votes in favour of waiting for Harper and then tries to solve her parental dispute with Thom by drinking. Ros stays with Bucky while Thom and Aludra explore the area and then realize that they have fucking griffons and can fly. They fly around for a while and while Aludra has some troubles, Thom takes to griffon riding quickly. They scope out a camp of lizard people nearby.

After deciding to not attack the lizard men quite yet, they return to the camp to sleep for the night. Aludra takes the first watch and in the night the Brazier suddenly disappears.

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra Wyrmsbane
* Mike Bachmann - Thom Vidalis

### **Non-Player Characters**

* Bucky
* Ros

### **Quest Log Updates**

* [Active] - Remove the Brain Bombs from the players' heads
	+ [Active] - Return the Brazier to Fennekin
		- [NEW][Active] - Find the Brazier
Ukrainian Royal Family

The **Ukrainian royal family** comprises King James I and his close relations. There is no strict legal or formal definition of who is or is not a member of the Ukrainian royal family. Many members support the King in undertaking public engagements and often pursue charitable work and interests.

## Current members

* The King and the Duchess of Kharkiv (the monarch and his wife)
	+ The Princess Royal (the King's Daughter)
	+ The Duke of Rivne (the King's Son)
	+ The Duchess of Zaporizhzhia (the King's Daughter)
	+ The Duchess of Zhytomyr (the King's Daughter)
* The Crown Price of Crimea and the Countess of Sevastopol (the King's brother and sister in-law)
	+ The Duchess of Poltava (the King's niece)
	+ The Duke of Luhansk (the King's nephew)
	+ The Duchess of Ternopli (the King's niece)
* The Duchess and Duke of Volyn (the King's sister and brother in-law)
	+ Princess Irina (the King's niece)
	+ Prince Oleksiy (the King's nephew)
Hardar Kainala

**Hardar Kainala** was a mysterious cloaked figure in a tavern in The City of Brass. Rowan Grey met him while investigating the location of The Jade Pyramid in The Elemental Plane of Fire. He basically told her it could be found in The Elite Forge, and that the only way to access it was to beat Lucious Incendous in a game of Bone Battling.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 336 - Skank Your Way Into a Volcano