Arc 6 Quotes

## Episode 1

[00:09:48]

Haley: "Blunt force trauma is not a magical effect."

[00:18:27]

Kipp: "What are we supposed to be doin'?"

Remeny: "God- living, please! Preferred!"

Kipp: "Alright!"

[00:21:55]

Beryl: "Kipp, we are gonna get you to graduation."

[00:24:40]

Gus: "Ok, so Remeny and Kipp are frightened. And, you know, rightfully so. This is probably a pretty scary situation you're all in, not pleasant I'd say..."

Kipp (sadly): "They didn't cover this in the Freshman's seminar."

[00:47:43]

Haley: "24 damage."

Gus: "24 damage, very good."

Amelia: "That's, like, more than a Kipp's worth of damage."

[00:48:21]

Gus: "Unfortunately, the lingering injury that the dragon took doesn't have any immediate effect on the combat-"

Haley: "What happened to him? Do I get to know? Just for the satisfaction."

Gus: "A festering wound opens in the dragons mid-side."

Haley (confidently): "I have infected him with ghosts!"

[01:32:33]

Haley: "I've got two more inspirations, do I use one to drag another ghost into the world?"

Jenny: "Your call."

Haley: "I might."

Kix: "This is a dragon, do everything you can!"

Haley: "So true."

Amelia: "You might wanna save it for the second boss fight we have before we take a long rest."

## Episode 2

[00:06:11]

Amelia: "I'll go back to being dead, I'm sorry!"

[00:49:46]

Beryl: "You know what I think would be better than alcohol?"

Kix: "What?"

Beryl: "Soup."

[01:06:54]

Lottie: "Kipp, you are literally right here, and I could not forget you, but I would not want to."

[01:13:26]

Jenny: "I don't think I ever summoned a warhorse before. Oh! I'm the horsegirl again!"

Haley: "Nature is healing."

[01:14:56]

Gus: "Gotta say, Jenny: I've made up a bunch of dumb names on the podcast, you might've just taken the crown."

Jenny: "Thank you!"

Haley: "Airycorse Borple when?"

[01:19:29]

Haley: "There's rules about how to DM in the DM book?"

Amelia: "Wild."

Jenny (exaggerated): "What?"

Haley: "Literally have never looked in it, I wouldn't know."

Amelia: "Makes me wonder what shit is in the Monster Manual, you know."

## Episode 3

[00:18:04]

Kix: "Sorry, are you a fox that sometimes is human or a human that is sometimes fox? Because I get confused."

[00:24:36}

Abbey: "Kix just hugs themselves and uses one first level Cure Wounds just to... pop up."

Haley: "Yeah, Lottie can just Cure Wounds herself as well."

Remeny: "Everyone... doesn't need me." (Sad chuckle)

Salas (weakly): "I could... use help."

Remeny: "Oh."

Jenny (laughing): "Remeny is gonna... Lay her hand on this very hot DILF."

Haley (jokingly scolding): "Remeny! We are dying in the tundra!"

## Episode 4

[00:17:12]

Gus: "If I kill Lottie, I just kill Kipp twice?"

Haley: "Yeah!"

Amelia: "They say everyone has two deaths. The first is when you die, and the second is when the person who is tethered to your ghostly spirit also dies."

[00:57:43]

Lottie: "Are any of us wanted in Glaceria? I don't want to accidentally- we are criminals..."

Kix: "I'm wanted everywhere, Lottie, it's fine."

Lottie: "Yeah, that was part of my concern."

Kix: "No, not in that way, I was trying to make a joke."

Lottie: "Oh, okay, you meant like a sex way. I understand."

Kix: "No! I mean- Lottie, that was my history, and I am an old, old man now. People don't see me the same way, okay? Don't bring up- You know I'm sensitive!"

[01:04:30]

Julia: "Remeny is my personal Ibuprofen."

Amelia: "Ibuprofen, more like Acetaremenyphen."

[01:06:44]

Kix: "I did prepare a spell today, that will make you feel, you know, so great. But with great power comes great responsibility, with this one, my friend."

[...]

Lottie: "I just wanted, before we start climbing, to remind everyone that I am going to be a very bad climber, just so we're all on the same page."

Kix: "Not with..." (to the tune of the "Spiderman" (1960) theme song) "Spiderclimb, Spiderclimb."

## Episode 5

[00:18:00]

Remeny (with the tone of someone who tries their hardest to convince a child that something is actually very fun while not at all believing so themselves): "Well, Airycorse, I think you might get a little bit of a break from the cold, probably!"

Airycorse (deadbeat): "Ah yes. Replacing the cold with the eternal nothingness of being in an unsummoned state."

Beryl: "What did he say?"

Remeny: "He's being unfair!"

[00:31:35]

Gus (slowly): "Give me one second."

Haley: "Don't like it when you say that. It has not meant anything good the whole arc."

[00:37:49]

Lottie (panicking): "If these are like, ghosts, that did this and died and they are just trapped here, maybe we could find a coin? If there really was a person there and they dropped a coin, that could be something?"

Remeny: "Why is everything Ghosts with you, Lottie?"

Lottie: "What- What are you- look at the mountain right now, what is this if not ghosts, right now? Captain?"

[01:09:16]

Kix: "I can only think so much at one time."

Remeny: "Of course, I understand. I do understand the thinking thing."

Kix (in disbelief): "You do?"

## Episode 6

[00:34:10]

Gus: "Salas, you start to feel a faint prickle across your skin, interesting, uh."

Abbey: "Did Salas grow a beard?"

Gus: "No, Salas does not have a beard."

Julia: "Did Salas turn into a cactus?"

[00:42:48]

Beryl: "I still have our financial records in my backpack, like..."

Kix (shocked): "We have financial records?"

[00:46:39]

Gus: "Remeny, you open door C."

Amelia: "That's good, I didn't want to take a long rest or a short rest before we did something else."

[01:37:56]

Haley: "So, I'll just take a step back, in case of flying rocks, and then I'm going to point and cast Shatter, and it makes just a terrible sound, it sounds like a bunch of ghosts screaming. It's really bad."

Gus: "So Lottie's ghosts huff, puff and blow the house down."

## Episode 7

[00:04:51]

Julia: "I gave Remeny my eye as a consolation prize for not treasure hunting, and then we found treasure, so..."

[00:12:26]

Haley (silently): "Does it feel cursed? Are you dying?"

[00:27:41]

Beryl: "Just because we're not gonna be sky pirates anymore doesn't mean we can't stay together, and be... I don't know, land pirates? I don't know what the word for that is, but-"

Lottie: "I think that's just called a criminal."

[01:17:18]

Kix: "If you don't mind me asking, how old are you?"

Salas: "That is an excellent question. Uhm..."

Beryl: "While we're asking questions, what did you do to your daughter?"

(Laughter, Salas stumbling)

Haley: "Beryl, you can't just ask what somebody did to their daughter!"