Weeaboos

The Weeaboo Symbol

### Members

Tumblr, LMAOZedong, Orphan Slayer, The Gatekeeper, Squilliam, Agent 362, Snoke (Formerly), Kylo Ben (Temporarily)

### Aesthetic

Blue and orange, with squid masks and long beards

The **Weeaboos** were an invading culture of warriors and anime fans from far off lands. Led by LMAOZedong, and later, his son Tumblr, the Weeaboos sought to spread their version of Japanese anime culture onto the continent, and worshiped a mysterious being known only as "The Great One". Their invasion of Under-the-Dome defined almost 1000 memes of Grugandan history, and changed the world forever.

## History

Originally from an unknown island far off in the Great Sea, the Weeaboo culture was built around mysterious transmissions they received called "anime", and so-called "Kawaii" cultural items that washed up on their shore. As a result, their entire way of of life came to be based around Japan, or at least Japan's castoff and radio broadcasts. The Weeaboos would later flee their homeland for mysterious reasons, with some sources claiming they were forced out after they angered a dormant 4th Ager. Whatever the case, their leader, LMAOZedong, piloted their escape ship to Under-the-Dome, with Japan in mind as their new home.

The Weeaboo invasion was swift and effective, with Japan largely unprepared for the sheer scale of the attack. Most of the Japanese who did not escape to Ionia were transformed into weeaboos using the Wasabi-fel, a powerful substance harvested from plants tainted with the Great One's essence by LMAOZedong. After settling their new homeland, Zedong pushed to expand further outwards, and began to build a massive army. Their invasion of Gruganda was nearly successful, though ultimately Zedong's death and the collapse of Weeaboo supply lines forced them to retreat. Another attempt was made in 2621 AMS, though this would be thwarted by the Last King, Nicolas Gregigan.

Afterwards, the Weeaboos scattered to the wind, with many of their former soldiers settling in Gruganda peacefully, while others joined the Knights of Dex-Starr. These remnant Weebs later assisted the Grugandans in the war against the Lynch King.

## Notable Members

* **LMAOZedong** was the Weeaboo's supreme magus and discord moderator. As a child, LMAOZedong grew up watching Attack on Titan and Kill La Kill, and hoped that the real world could one day be as *odoroku bakari* as his shows were. When the Weeaboo's original homeland was destroyed by the Great One, LMAOZedong used his *otaku* abilities to build a spaceship that would carry his people to the promised land: Japan. "It's gonna kinda be like that part towards the end of Gurren Lagann" he was quoted as saying. Unfortunately, the ship crashed into the ceiling of the world almost immediately, and barely survived it's journey to Under-the-Dome. Zedong created the Wasabi-fel, synthesized from plants native to his homeland, and led the invasion of Under-the-Doom after he deemed it "Not enough like the manga." He died during the final battle of the first weeb war, killed by one of his renegade soldiers.
* **Tumblr** was the son of LMAOZedong, grown in a genetics lab by White Gendo Akari because LMAOZedong never went within ten miles of a woman. Like his father, Tumblr wanted to transform the world into a land made strictly for weebs, and cultivated larger amounts of Wasabi-fel for later use. Tumblr and his lieutenant Stomach Prince Jude were stealthier with their war, relying mostly on infiltrators and spies who, quote, "are like the *Kyojin no Chikara* but instead of titans it's weeaboos." He was responsible for the destruction of Imperial Woodberry, Gruganda's first capitol, by sending the granny's peach tea bomb into a governmental meeting. R.Jude Macready would kill Tumblr by sending his dynamite bomb through the teleporter, destroying him and a large amount of the Wasabi-fel farms.
* **Stomach Prince Jude** was a stomach prince created by LMAOZedong and Agent 362 to raise Tumblr, and help command the weeaboo forces in the event of Zedong's demise. A crafty and devious creature, SPJ often impersonated the real R.Jude Macready, and nearly turned Nicolas Gregigan to the weeaboo side before overplaying his hand and scaring the young boy. Unlike LMAOZedong and Tumblr, SPJ saw the Great One not just as a powerful anime creature, but as a supreme god of the universe, plotting behind the scenes to help his god arrive back into the physical world. During the Battle of Niponcon, Stomach Prince Jude was mortally wounded by Jhin, and sacrificed himself to summon Joey into the city. The Great One, however, was destroyed by Nicolas Gregigan.
* **Agent 362** was a weeaboo spy and LMAOZedong's second in command, helping coordinate the production of Wasabi-fel, and the war efforts against Gruganda. When Weeaboo losses began to accumulate, LMAOZedong sent 362 into hiding in Neo-Japan with the infant Tumblr and a newly-created Stomach Prince Jude, planning in secret to return with a larger army when the time was right. During the Second Weeb War, 362 traveled to Gruganda and infected Kylo Ben with the Wasabi-fel, turning him to the dark side. However, before he could return home to Neo-Japan, word reached him that Tumblr, LMAOZedong, and the Great One had all been killed, and the war had ended. Seeking a new master, 362 would eventually sign on with the Lynch King, gleefully adopting a nazi ideology and becoming his "Merchant of Information". 362 accompanied the Black Bisector to the pod race with Nicolas Gregigan, and later led a squad of Lynch Knights in the Battle of the South. Despite his powerful "New Eden Space Gun", he was no match for Goldado, whose 5th Age Beam erased him from history so completely that he never even existed in the first place.
* **Orphan Slayer, The Gatekeeper, Squiliam,** and **The Amish Guy** were all soldiers loyal to Tumblr and SPJ, and gaurded the capitol city of Niponcon during the Second Weeb War. While many of the Weeb forces during the Second War were converted from Grugandans using Wasabi-Fel, these particular individuals were, voluntary full Weeaboos.

That Amish Guy, Tumblr, and a weeb gaurd the Wasabi-Fel fieldsSquiliam and Stomach Prince Jude in a Wasabi-Fel farmLMAOZedongAgent 362Various Weeaboos inside Niponcon