OTOS Mini S5E4: Incompetent Friend/Transcript

.\_. is doing whatever he is doing

hes drawing with a sand and a stick

.\_. : when will the next flippin challenge start

🔊: after the elimination!

.\_. : oh

.\_. : wait are we up for elimination i forgto

🥮 : did we get any votes

🔊: yes

💠 : well how many?

🔊: a whopping amount of ONE vote

💠 : well i just know im going to go

.\_. : aww dont be like that

🔊: am i not doing the hosting correct or is every OTOS-related show just gets this few amount of votes

title: nah its always been this way <:sadtrollbutthequalityissobad:964689854497705984>

🥮: you did decide to erase the sadistic fun, but that was the correct choice

🔊 (replies to *title*): wait who are you

*title* : oh crap ive been caught

*title* weeeeee away

🧮 (not being heard by 🔊): *title* what are you doing over there

🧮: just hide in this bush

*title*: sorry

and then cuts back to le main cast

🔊: anyways, we got 1 vote

🔊: contestants on Team 1, guess who gets eliminated. The object who guesses correctly will get a prize to help out in the next challenge

👾: I think viewers are tired of seeing text characters, so I guess .\_. is going home

*title*: yeah, especially that 2 new text characters joined Ritually Object Show

🥮: stop interrupting the host’s show

.\_. : ples can we just get to the elimination

💠 : is it just me or 🧁's gone again?

🔊: we have to wait until all the members of Team 1 guessed

🔦: unlike 💠 who did nothing .\_. actually did something, so I vote 💠

🔊: uhh 🍬 where are you going, you’re supposed to be guessing. And what’s that you’re holding in your hands?

🍬: uh, nothing!

*🍬 sprints away*

.\_. : are we done yet

💠 : well there goes all the sugary treats

*🍬 frantically dials the number*

🍬: go through quick, go through quick!

*connection established*

🍬: who do I vote

on the other end : i guess 💠 ?

🍬: you guess?? Don’t you have a drone to spy on the voting results, or some advanced computer to hack into the results?

on the other end: I didn’t the expect the host to do this, so I didn’t spy at all. And it’s too late for me to do it right now

.\_. : Dude! When is 🍬 coming back! It’s so tense here knowing I might get eliminated!

both .\_. and 💠 is just sitting on the ground due to the lack of uhhh budget or whatever

🔊: yeah, I’m getting quite impatient too

💠 : why did she leave anyways

*🍬 sprints back*

🔦: if it weren’t for your prize might being useful in the next challenge I would’ve urged to host to skip your guess

🥮 : okay, have you made your guess?

🍬: yeah, I guess 💠

🔊: time to reveal the vote!

🔊: the object getting eliminated is 💠!

💠 :pureshock:

💠 sighs : aww shucks....

🥮: the ferry has arrived, tell the captain where you live and he’ll take you there

.\_. : mhm, 🧁 is missing so it’s basically a 1v3, with two enemies having an item advantage

.\_. : yes this is very doable for a tiny one like me

🔊 : this is cliche but your next challenge is to find 🧁

.\_.: bruh

🔦: and what’s our prize

🔊 : you'll find out later

🔦: bruh, didn’t you say our prize will help,out in this challenge? What? You’re giving in mid-challenge?

🔊: yes, the prize will be presented mid-challenge

🔊: to give .\_. a chance

.\_. : yay

*🍬 runs off*

🔦: \*sigh\*, there she goes again

👾 : what is up with her?

🔦: just as clueless as you are, I even wish I got a pair of binoculars instead of a prize that helps in this challenge

*🍬 phones her friend*

*it doesn’t work*

Her friend: god damn it the battery went out

Her friend: hey are there any chargers here?

🛎️: umm this is a restaurant, we don’t have any chargers

cut cut to .\_. wowie what is he doing

.\_. : I should go now to try to find 🧁

*🍬 angrily shuts down her phone, and picks op up the walkie talkie*

🍬: 🧁 where are you!!

*no response*

*🍬 angrily throws the walkie talkie to the ground*

👾 is way up in da sky

👔: hey there, you haven’t paid the tab yet

🍬’s friend: I’ll do it later! I have urgent stuff right now!

👔: dude we can’t just let customers leave without paying the bill every time!

📱: Come on! This is only been the first time this week! That customer will pay the tab

*cuts to OTOS Mini S5*

.\_. is in the fores

he looks through every nook and cranny

well almost

🔊: ok, I will announce the prize. 🔦 and 🍬, you’ll receive a drone to spot 🧁

*instead of spotting 🧁, 🔦 uses the drone to spy on 🍬*

🍬’s friend: Go quicker stupid elevator! Why doesn’t my company afford a faster one!

Her friend: CHARGE FASTER DAMNIT!

✉️: what are you so frantic about?

*her friend phones 🍬*

*it doesn’t work*

Her friend: oh my **F-** (✉️: woah there!) **ING** god WHY DID YOU SHUT YOUR PHONE YOU STUPID IDIOT!!

🗞️ : what the fold

then it cut

to the competition again

🔦: hmm, nothing peculiar about 🍬 right now… did she spot that I was spying her? Or was there no secrets… hmm…

.\_. : augghhhhhh

.\_.: if i was a 🧁..... where would i be.....

*👾 grabs title*

*title*: hey what are you doing!

👾: turn into 🧁

🧮 conveniently runs in to the scene

🧮 : what the flakes are you doing with *title* ??????

🧮 attempts to snatch *title* away from da alien

*👾 shoots 🧮*

🧮 fell but got back on his feet

then he proceeds to throw rocks at 👾

🍬: a fight is going on?

.\_.'s screams can be heard

🍬: let me open my phone to record this

*ring ring ring*

🍬: hello?

.\_. : for the love of morse codes

.\_. : why have you forsaken me like this oh 🧁

Her friend: **DID YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU’VE DONE! I AVOIDED PAYING THE TAB WITH THE RISK OF BEING CAUGHT, SAID A SWEAR WORD IN FRONT OF MY COLLEAGUES, BECAUSE YOU STUPID DUMB IDIOT DECIDED TO SHUT DOWN YOUR PHONE!**

.\_. : wowo think i heard someone else screaming

.\_. : or perhaps im mishearing things

🛎️: I’m… not going to question it. So you’re just coming back to pay the tab right..?

Her friend: \*angry sigh\* yes…

*cuts back to OTOS Mini S5 for like the 3rd or 4th time*

the billionth time

🧁 is apparently asleep

on a tree

🔊: dude, even I can see her this far away, are you contestants really not seeing her at all?

.\_. : oh my lord i gotta get her

.\_. runs up to the tree in question

.\_. : do I win?

🥮 : well its only fair

🔊: so I guess 🔦, 👾 and 🍬 are UFE

🔊: also, 🧮 and *title*, you’ve spectated this challenge so I’ll consider you two as viewers who can vote as well

🧮 : im voting 👾.

🔊: wait not right now!

korean gameshow shock sfx

🔊: let the normal viewers decide first, and then you will vote

🔊: feel free to change your vote, vote results will only start in the next episode

🔊: vote a member of Team 1 to be eliminated!

[Voting results:

🔦 (0 viewer votes)

👾 (2 viewer votes)

🍬 (0 viewer votes)]