Agentnaomi.com

> "*you’re done. Now sit. it’s my turn to talk.*"
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**Agentnaomi.com** is ARG website used as Naomi Winters' blog. It is the third site (after june16.net and sometimesallyouneedisapush.net), and the only one to get updated during Season 4. It was used to explain events between ENDGAME and TIMESKIP and show feeling and thoughts of Naomi.

## Appearance and Features

This website, unlike the previous two, uses a white background. It features blog posts, a search function and links to past blog entries. Additionally, blog posts can be shared on Facebook and Twitter.

## Transcript of Blog Post

### **you found me.**

**Posted:** May 19th, 2019

> "***i knew you would.***
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> *i believed in you.*
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> *i’ll tell you all about my travels.*"
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### **the truth7**

**Posted:** May 19th, 2019

> "*you guys have questions for me, yes?*
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> *ask me anything.*
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> *i’ll tell you what you want to know.*
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> *to start things off, i’m Naomi.*"
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### **about Naomi**

**Posted:** May 19th, 2019

> "***Q**: How did you get stuck in the Dark Realm?*
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> ***A**: well, i heard about the events of what happened two years ago. i grew curious. i wanted to see it for myself. i saw him. the man everyone claimed fell. dark vince isn’t dead. they noticed me, so i hid… then i learned more. dark vince isn’t where the command leads. there is someone above him.*
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> ***Q**: What is so important about June 16th?*
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> ***A**: the cpucs tournaments return on the 16th of june. how do you not know this? i’m finally going to enter.*
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> ***Q**: What, exactly, are you an agent of?*
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> ***A**: well, nothing in particular. just a code name. as far as you need to know.*
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> ***Q**: Whats happened since we have last seen?*
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> ***A**: we miss our heroes. we really do. things aren’t the same anymore. we’ve been rebuilding. we’ve had minor league tournaments, but we’re finally going to start broadcasting them again next month. the rankings have definitely shaped up. nobody has really been able to touch rosalina’s streak.*
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> ***Q**: Have you seen a man in a mask, with Red hair and a matching Red Gi?*
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> ***A**: yeah. tony?*
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> ***Q**: Why does the header say The Truth7?*
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> ***A**: there’s always more than one truth.*
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> ***Q**: What does "sometimes all you need is a push" mean?*
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> ***A**: it’s good advice for life. it gets you going. you can’t physically push yourself, so sometimes you have to rely on others. it’s how you got here, isn’t it?*
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> ***Q**: Do you know a Toyconvict?*
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> ***A**: as far as i know, he hasn’t been seen since the endgame.*
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> ***Q**: What was the point of all of this?*
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> ***A**: everyone has a different answer. mine is to survive, to inform. yours is unknown to me.*
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> ***Q**: Are you aware of any way we can save Dark Vince?*
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> ***A**: don’t trust him.*
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### **who is g?**

**Posted:** May 19th, 2019

> "*you all seem to ask. i wish i had an answer for you.*
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> *the dark realm plans on invading again.*
> *i know this much. dark vince is very much so alive as is blood falcon.*
> *neither of them pull the strings.*
> *i wish i knew who.*
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> *they call him “g.”*
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> *he sent his goons to track me down.*
> *they found me everywhere i went, but i feel safe with you guys.*
> *i know you would never do that to me.*"
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### **tony?**

**Posted:** May 20th, 2019

> "*why do you all seem so cautious of tony?*
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> *he was the first person i met when signing up for the cpucs.*
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> *he’s been around for about a year.*
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> *everyone has said such Nice things about him.*"
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### **i've found my way back.**

**Posted:** May 21st, 2019

> "*i’m safe. i’ve been posting from dark starbucks.*
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> *it’s like the dark version of starbucks in the dark realm.*
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> *just so you know.*
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> *the dark barista is surprisingly very kind.*
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> *anyways.*
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> *i’ve formulated a game plan to return to the realm of light.*
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> *i’ll try to update you over these next few days.*
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> *feel free to ask me anything in the mean time.*
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> *i’ll answer it all assuming i don’t die!*
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> *bye. :)*"
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### **i'm home.**

**Posted:** May 25th, 2019

> "*as i was venturing towards the light realm, i ran into several problems.*
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> *first off, inter-dimensional travel is apparently not simple.*
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> *i had to find a cat that turned into a bus to take me back home, but i got home nonetheless.*
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> *it really takes a lot of the adventure out of the way, but now it’s time to return to my old life.*
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> *err, well, what’s left of it anyways.*
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> *i have time before tomorrow.*
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> *i’ll be training for when the cpucs comes back.*
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> *do you guys have any questions for me?*"
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### **naomi's answers.**

**Posted:** May 26th, 2019

> "***Q**: Do you have any theories as to why dark vince and blood falcon are still alive?*
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> ***A**: we don’t kill in the light realm. at least, not yet.*
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> ***Q**: Is Tony in any way related to ToyConvict?*
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> ***A**: no, absolutely not. i know him better than that. he’s too kind.*
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> ***Q**: Can you tell us about your past Naomi?*
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> ***A**: sure! my name is naomi winters, the agent is just a fun code name i came up with. spider man gets a cool name, so why can’t i? i hear that joker isn’t even his real name too! i am 18 and watched the cpucs religiously. i always wanted to be a fighter and now i’m finally eligible so i hope i make the cut! if so, i’ll be in the first tournament returning on june 16th!! rumor has it that i’ll have to play rosalina or zelda since it’s my first… both of those sound terrifying… wish me luck! i’m sure i can do something!*
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> ***Q**: Who do you train with?*
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> ***A**: i haven’t met too many of the fighters, i’m still very shy around them. tony, peach, and joker have been very kind to me. i’m on good terms with some others, but a lot of the super stars intimidate me. it’s hard to realize that they’re human just like me! err, at least most of them are!*
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> ***Q**: Why does Tony wear a mask?*
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> ***A**: he claims to have a scar from a traumatic experience and nobody really asks him about it.*
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> ***Q**: Who do you find to be the "People's Champ" when watching the Light Realm minors? And have you ever seen a Marth or -̶̖͍̮͒͑-̸̧̛̜̭̬̀̏̃-̵̨̟͕͕̎̄-̵̛̜̙͕̿͘-̵̢͂̃͛̄ͅ-̴͕͗̄̇̕-̷̺̪̫͕̈́-̴͇̈́̑͑̽ by chance?*
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> ***A**: marth lives a very busy life! i did run into him at light starbucks the other day. he told me that he’s gonna try to make it out to the same tournament that i am!*
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> ***Q**: What will happen with the knowledge of someone even stronger than Dark Vince?*
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> ***A**: i haven’t told anyone yet… only you guys. i feel like they won’t believe me… how do i convince them that* he is coming.*"*
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### **cpucs eligibility**

**Posted:** May 28th, 2019

> "*people have been asking me why i’m suddenly eligible for the cpucs.*
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> *a lot of people assumed it’s because of my age, but we have kids like ness and villager walking around!!*
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> *actually, is villager a kid? he looks a bit too young for crippling debt.*
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> *the cpucs welcomes heroes of any caliber! the only question is, what is my heroic deed?*
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> *i decided to venture into the dark realm to essentially do intel on anything remaining!*
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> *i mean, how could they possibly turn me away with that!*
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> *i don’t have to tell the fighters themselves, but as long as i tell the commissioner, all should be fine!*
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> *maybe i’m jumping the gun, but i just assume that going alone is heroic enough!*
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> *it could be interpreted as incredibly reckless and phenomenally stupid, but i feel like being heroic is somewhere in the middle.*"
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### **i'm Not good enough**

**Posted:** May 30th, 2019

> "*dang it, dang it, DANG IT.*
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> *i have been trying to challenge better fighters lately. i want to improve.*
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> *i keep having close games but i CAN’T pull through.*
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> *why can’t i close out these close practice matches?*
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> *i shouldn’t even enter the cpucs if i’m not going to take a single game.*
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> *i’m a joke.*
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> *i Need a push.*"
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### **it's coming soon.**

**Posted:** June 5th, 2019

> "*oh, wow! i can’t believe the cpucs is almost here.*
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> *it’s finally time to perform on the big stage!*
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> *well, i still have a couple weeks but i’m so excited!*
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> *how do we catch everyone else up over the past three weeks?*
> *what has been your favorite moment? do you like my blog? did you like saving me?*
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> *i’m training and feeling better, but i’m still nervous. i found out that my first opponent in the cpucs is zelda!*
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> *how can i possibly beat her?! does anyone have some tips? final smash meter is on now and i don’t know how to deal with it.*"
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### **a few more days.**

**Posted:** June 12th, 2019

> "*the official brackets are out!… and they were right.*
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> *i do have to fight zelda.*
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> *i don’t think i can win, but it should be good practice, right?*
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> *ill you cheer me on?*
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> *pucs being back… i never thought we’d see such a thing over the past couple years.*
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> *i hope you’re ready. i’m Not.*"
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### **16 more hours.**

**Posted:** June 16th, 2019

> "*they took my headshot for the intro! they really do think i’m worthy of being in the cpucs.*
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> *i’m really excited, but i’m still terrified of fighting zelda tomorrow.*
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> *please wish me luck. i’ll do it for all of you.*"
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### **i can't believe it.**

**Posted:** June 16th, 2019

> "*it’s almost time!! wish me luck!*
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> *you should be able to watch here:*"
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### **i lost...**

**Posted:** June 16th, 2019

> "*FUCK! i lost… zelda and her bullshit ass gimmicks, if it wasn’t for the final smash ball, i would’ve won.*"
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### **sorry about that.**

**Posted:** June 16th, 2019

> "*i’m sorry that i lost and i’m sorry that i got angry.*
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> *i have a bit of a temper.*
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> *i feel guilty that blood falcon followed me back to the light realm…*
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> *it has to have been my fault, right?*
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> *…but his killing powers shouldn’t work in the light realm?*
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> *something feels off.*"
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### **i'm trying...**

**Posted:** June 23rd, 2019

> "*i’m getting good practice, but i’m not there yet.*
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> *i’m going to sit out next week and practice.*
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> *i want to be good enough.*
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> *does anyone else want to practice in the mean time?*
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> *does anyone have some tips?*"
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### **sorry.**

**Posted:** July 21st, 2019

> "*sorry, i’ve been away so long! i really didn’t mean to be.*
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> *i wanted to take some time away to focus on myself.*
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> *i’ll be back next week. i still have time to qualify for the major!*
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> *i just gotta reach top 16 on the elo and i’m sure i can do it!*"
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### **today is the day**

**Posted:** August 4th, 2019

> "*the bracket i’ve been preparing for starts today… am i ready?*
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> *i think my first fight is luigi. i can try my best.*
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> *…*
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> *anyways, the commissioner that we all saw last week?*
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> *he looked familiar.* "
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## Future

After 4th of August, posts stopped apperaring. Alpharad stated that he simply forgot. He stated that it will return between Season 4 and Season 5, however, nothing have happened yet.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwSwe3Dgz4A. The original post contained link to the video. However, FANDOM Wikia system is uncomptatible with puting links in quotes, making quote disapper. That's why it is in the reference. -Superbound
2. ↑ *"yeah that's just my bad LMAO. It'll be active again between seasons 4 and 5"* - Alpharad on r/CPUCS September 23rd, 2019