Crista7777

"*I like my men like I like my gravy: thicc.*"
—crista7777
**crista7777**, also known as **Crista**, is a Newportian-Federate attorney and who served as the third president of the Server Federation. She also served as the Newportian Empire's first Imperial Magistrate during the reign of Emperor lonellamaMV. Over the course of her career, crista7777 has been involved in several lawsuits, both as a plaintiff and an attorney. She represented the former Imperial couple in the case of *lonellamaMV and lostcity99 v. crustyceans* and the defendant in the case of *isaacr4760 v. BanTheAstronaut*. On June 28, 2020 (Day 4, Year 4 BK), crista7777 sued IsaacRaymond20 (now isaacr4760) for "breach of contract and lost opportunity cost due to breach of contract". The case was settled out of court.

crista7777 ran a moderately-successful campaign in the Imperial election, briefly holding the lead in the polls before her absence in the Imperial Debate. On July 5 (-2:1), crista7777 married Ferrari2424 in what was the first marriage in server history. crista7777 currently owns and operates a law office in the Industrial District and co-owns the Beets Motel with her husband.

## Titles

* Standard
* Orthodox

* Councilwoman in the Newport City Council (May 12-July 10, 2020)
* Councilwoman in the Nether Council (May 29-June 29, 2020)
* Imperial Magistrate of the First Newportian Empire under Emperor lonellamaMV (July 12-21, 2020)

* Councilwoman in the Newport City Council (-13:2 to -1:1)
* Councilwoman in the Nether Council (-10:4 to -4:5)
* Imperial Magistrate of the First Newportian Empire under Emperor lonellamaMV (-1:3 to 2:2)

## Biography

### Personal life

crista7777 first joined the server in late April or early May 2020 (c. 18-14 BK), settling just southeast of Searcy with Ferrari2424. Sometime in mid-May (c. 13-11 BK), the couple relocated to their house at 69 Nice Street in Oldtown Newport. As an active member of the server, crista7777 was one of the founding members of the Newport City Council on May 12 (-13:2). She also served as a councilwoman in the Nether Council for the entirety of its lifespan, from May 29 to June 29 (-10:4 to -4:5).

Sometime between May 25 and 30 (-11:5 and -10:5), crista7777 and Ferrari2424 built the Beets Motel, a boat anchored in a flooded quarry next door to their house. The business is still owned and operated by the couple.

On June 9 (-8:5), crista7777 was one of the seven players who participated in the Wither fight on the first Founder's Day.

During the first Purge Night on June 20 and 21 (-5:1-2), crista7777 placed a bounty of diamonds on her own head. According to *The Newport Report*, her house became a "hotspot for purgers" before she was eventually killed by ratatoing8990. "I didn't expect so many hunters after my diamonds," she later told the *Report*.

On June 26 (-4:2), crista7777 and Ferrari2424 announced their intentions to get married. "I would be honored to maritally live with you under one Minecraft brick roof," crista7777 told her 'platonic heartthrob' after his proposal to her. "After two solid months on the server, I just can't imagine being in any biome without her," Ferrari2424 later told *The Newport Report*. On July 5 (-2:1) at 4:20 pm CST, crista7777 and Ferrari2424 were married by High Priest ratatoing8990 in Cone Chapel in Searcy. lostcity99 served as the maid of honor, while claytations was the best man. The wedding, which was blessed by the Magic Conch, marked the first known marriage in server history. The reception was held at crista7777 and Ferrari2424's First House, just southeast of campus.

### Career

On June 23 (-5:4), crista7777 began her career as an attorney when she opened her law office in the Industrial District. Designed and built by ratatoing8990, the building is situated on the former site of Rage6838's Papaya Store, which had been vandalized by crustyceans on June 17 (-6:3) and subsequently dismantled.

On June 28 (-4:4), crista7777 sued IsaacRaymond20 (now isaacr4760) for "breach of contract and lost opportunity cost due to breach of contract" in the second legal case in city history. According to *The Newport Report*, on June 19 (-6:5), IsaacRaymond20 advertised an offer to pay 500 iron ingots for any book enchanted with Mending. Subsequently, crista7777 obtained a Mending book after hours of work. She claimed that she had intended to sell the book to IsaacRaymond20, though she had never notified him of her acceptance of the offer. On June 25 (-4:1), IsaacRaymond20 advertised a revised offer of 320 iron ingots per Mending book. Fundamentally, the case considered the nature of contracts and the rights and responsibilities of buyers and sellers in private transactions. "The acceptance of an offer is done by completion of said task on my part, not by notification," crista7777 argued in her closing statement. "Legally speaking, IsaacRaymond20 owes 500 iron to me. I stand for fairness and justice! Let this case bring marketplace freedom for all unfairly-treated buyers and sellers." Ultimately, *crista7777 v. IsaacRaymond20* was settled out of court after being conducted in accordance with the judicial system outlined in City Ordinance XXI.

After the Newport City Council voted to begin Newport's transition from a democracy into a constitutional monarchy, crista7777 announced her campaign to be elected the city's first Monarch on June 29 (-4:5). Running on promises of free healthcare and education, crista7777's Imperial campaign was described by the media as "borderline socialist". "Join me in this quest to make our land unimaginably perfect," she said in a campaign speech. "Plus, if I win, I'll give away all of the books in my shop!" Early in the race, crista7777 maintained steady growth in support, according to polls conducted by *The Newport Report*. One poll on July 2 (-3:3) showed her leading the race at 27%. However, after her absence in the Imperial Debate due to "technical difficulties", crista7777's campaign saw a steep decline in support from which she would never recover. "Although [crista7777's] leftist proposals have appeared to resonate with voters, her absence from the debate will be hard to recover from," a political analyst wrote after the debate. On July 7 (-2:3), crista7777 received 15.4% of the vote during the first round of voting.

On July 12 (-1:3), the first Emperor of Newport, lonellamaMV, appointed crista7777 as his Imperial Magistrate. She served as the Empire's first Imperial Magistrate until the reign of lonellamaMV ended on July 21 (2:2). No lawsuits were filed during her time in office.

On July 21 (2:2), lonellamaMV and lostcity99 filed a lawsuit against crustyceans for griefing. crista7777 represented the former Imperial couple as their attorney. "My clients [lonellamaMV] and [lostcity99] stand affirmed that crustyceans is in the wrong for griefing their private property during the Purge," crista7777 argued in her opening statement. "They are suing for change with no request for money from crustyceans... and I don't mean pocket change." The case was later settled out of court.

crista7777 also represented the defendant in the case of *isaacr4760 v. BanTheAstronaut* on August 19 (8:1). The outcome of the case was the first in legal history to be decided by the Court of Common Pleas, rather than being settled out of court. The Court ruled in favor of crista7777's client, BanTheAstronaut, and ordered isaacr4760 to pay 96 iron for unlawfully murdering the defendant.

## Notable Builds

* 69 Nice Street
* Beets Motel
* crista7777 and Ferrari2424's First House