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Episode 29

**Episode 29 i**s an episode of Drunken Peasants. Itwas the first episode to feature the appearance of Thunderf00t. One of the best parts is the debate with G Man.

## Highlights

* The new intro.
* Thunderf00t's take on Feminism.
* G Man vs. Thunderf00t.
* VenomFangX's stupid Joker impression.
* Some questions.

## Videos Played

1. Rebecca Watson's feminist lies *(not found)*
2. Woman sentenced to death for abandoning the Muslim faith *(not found)*
3. VenomFangX: Thunderf00t the Blackmailer
4. Obumer, Putin, and North Korea *(not found)*
5. High School Yearbook pics edited for being too sexy
6. Two girls try to kill their friend because of Slenderman?!

## Start of the Show

The show started by playing Intro 1.0 for the first time instead of just playing audio. They got Thunderf00t on to talk about these fucking feminist. Since DP and Thunderf00t hate Rebecca Watson they played a video just to respond to her idiocy.

After that headache of feminist stupidity they got G Man to debate Thunderf00t on the theory of evolution. Thunderf00t started explaining evolution with an analogy, which is something that G Man doesn't understand. G Man then mega G-Slapped that stupid scientist with the classic "Show me when a canine turns into a non-canine" argument that proves that macro-evolution is a fairy tale and all the other scientific stuff is just based on faith. In the end G Man completely owned Thunderf00t in the debate.

## Middle of the Show

They then played a news story about a woman being sentenced to death in Sudan for abandoning the Muslim faith.

They talked about some other shit about feminism, rape, consent, and other bullshit.

They played a video of VenomFangX going batshit crazy on Thunderf00t by doing a stupid Joker impression.

## End of the Show

Thunderf00t and the DP talked a bunch of science and economical issues for a while.

They answered some muthafuckin' bitch ass questions.

They took a break.

They returned with some really shitty audio issues for a long period of time. After the shitty issues by sponsoring Audible.

They played a news story about Obama trying to team up with Putin to destroy North Korea or some shit I don't even fucking know. They played another news story about school pussies trying to Photoshop skin out of yearbook pictures so boys can't fap to that shit. Finally they played a news story about 2 girls attempting to kill her friend, because of Slenderman.

## Trivia

 Music
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**Guest:** 28 • **29** • 34 • 36 • 39 • 43 • 69 • 76 • 94 • 100 • 115 • 121 • 148 •
176 • 179 • 201
Religion Debate • Religion Debate 2
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Drunken Peasants episode 93

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Episode 109

**Episode 109** is an episode of Drunken Peasants. Sargon of Akkad and Ryan Delaney were guests.

## Videos Played

1. Ending Things with The Drunken Peasants (Ryan Wiley)
2. Feminist bullshit
3. VIDEO - Spring Breakers Watch Gang Rape Take Place on Crowded Beach - Panama City - Florida
4. Feminist oppression
5. Ken Ham Interview
6. Prayers Helped Prevent Football Injuries
7. Policeman Vs. Murderer
8. How To Word-Masturbate.... (gTime Johnny)
9. Troll Or Not A Troll- Pong Is Sexist

## Trivia

* This might very well be Ryan Wiley's final appearance on the podcast. (it wasn't)
* The episode as of March 2016 is the popular and most viewed episode of the Drunken peasants at over 265,000 views.

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Drunken Peasants episode 299

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Drunken Peasants episode 219

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Episode 24

**Episode 24** is an episode of Drunken Peasants. It features the sixth appearance of Galen Hallcyon.

## Highlights

* The rise of Galen Hallcyon.
* NFL Cheerleaders shake their tits.
* Elementary school kids smoking dope.

## Videos Played

1. Hercules - Disappointed
2. Bill O'Reilly Interviews Kevin Sorbo ("God Is Not Dead")
3. Bill O'Reilly SCARED by Richard Dawkins
4. Clippers Owner Racist *(not found)*
5. Stowaway Teen on Plane *(not found)*
6. Man Killed by Pope John Paul II Statue Collapse
7. S.E. Cupp on Healthcare *(not found)*
8. Pastor's son claims he visited heaven
9. 4th Graders Accused of Dealing Pot: 4th Grader Sells Pot In Northern Colorado
10. Cheerleaders sue team, claim 'jiggle test'
11. Hannity - Stoned America

## Start of the Show

The show started out by playing Ben's favorite song My Time Is Now and made a theory about Denver the Last Dinosaur.

They played a clip of Kevin Sorbo being a terrible actor.

Next they played a video of Bill O' Reilly interviews Kevin Sorbo for his blockbuster masterpiece God's Not Dead. Kevin Sorbo warned us of the evil atheist in universities. Kevin also promoted his wife's shitty book.

They proved Bill O' Reilly's christian bias (he has one, who knew) by playing another interview with Richard Dawkins where he basically switched the burden of proof on the atheist and pull out the "X, Y and Z were atheist" argument.

Then. they played a news story of the Clippers team owner caught making racist remarks.

Next, there was a news story about some stowaway kid on a plane.

Another story was covered about some catholic statue crumbling and killing some man.

Next up, they played S.E. Cupp and how it's the worst time for Obamacare.

Lastly, they watched an interview about a father of a boy who told the absolutely true story of how he went to heaven and saw his deceased relatives. His evidence was that he recognized a picture.

## Middle of the Show

After that they played a rumour about kids selling pan without any evidence. Of course the parents were horrified and just want to their kids to live in a fantasy land.

They took a break.

Next the played a news story of cheerleaders being underpaid and forced to do some stupid jiggle test to see how much cleavage is moving. This is obviously the work of the patriarchy.

Next up they played some Fox News story on the dangers of marijuana and how it could kill you.

Then Sean Hannity brought a panel of conservative assholes ranting about how weed is evil. It was a clusterfuck of Fox News stupidity.

## End of the Show

They took a break.

They answered some stupid boring questions for the last 3rd of the show and got Galen to make it even worse.
Drunken Peasants episode 88

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Episode 228

## Episode 228

### Director

*Unknown*

**Episode 228** is an episode of the Drunken Peasants Podcast

## Highlights

Troll or not a Troll Video #1 Rocking Meth Heads By Maria Demo

☀https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAeN\_8YlmyrX6\_rOMp45OqQ

Troll or not a Troll Video #2 Whitney "Dog Fucker" Wisconsin

## Trivia

* Ben Cackle Counter: Ben laughed in his signature way 18 times during the show
Episode 102

**Episode 102** is an episode of Drunken Peasants. The episode started with a shitty April Fools' Day prank where they pretended to be a wrestling podcast. This obviously annoyed the fuck out of most of their fans, who don't enjoy wrestling at all.

## Highlights

* Ben cut TJ's camera so he could smoke pan.
* The show kept cutting out, starting at around 30 minutes. I wonder who is to blame.
* The peasants also alluded to the fact that they are going to move at some point to an undisclosed location.

* DP Wiki admin Bullshit Police (RIP) had his shitty Communist questions answered by the peasants.

## Videos Played

1. Scott Steiner - Fan Wrestling Promo - January 29, 2012
2. How to Ratchetly Twerk
3. Duck and cover PSA
4. How to be a Global Citizen
5. Crazy Liberal Matrix 1.0
6. Top 10 most annoying things about Atheists: 3-4
7. Illuminati Science EXPOSED Genetic Engineering, Cloning, DNA Manipulation, Transhumanism
8. Obama Drone King & OBAMA DICK OF DOOM Day + all Obama Dolls & Obama Toys from Pat lol
9. Masturbation Is A Demonic Sex Magic Ritual
10. A video about an asteroid orbiting the moon (can't find)
11. CNN Suddenly Worried about Experienced Presidential Candidates
12. Police investigating incident at NSA
13. ‘Princeton Mom’ tells CNN: Getting Raped while Drunk is Just a ‘Learning Experience’
Episode 13

**Episode 13** is an episode of Drunken Peasants.

## Highlights

* Pussy Riot beaten by angry Russians.
* The Nuge and SE Cupp go full retard.
* Colorado governor talks pan.

## Videos Played

1. Band members beaten in Sochi on cam
2. 13 Year Old Girl Sells Girl Scout Cookies Outside Medical Marijuana Retail Shop | BREAKING STORY
3. Arizona Passes Pro Discrimination Act Against The Gays *(not found)*
4. The Nuge On Obama (not found)
5. S.E Cupp and Van Jones on Ted Nugent *(not found)*
6. Ted Nugent on his comments on Obama *(not found)*
7. Colorado Governor on Weed Sales *(not found)*
8. Obama Outtakes
9. CNN exposes Rand Paul *(not found)*
10. CONFEDERATE LICENSE PLATE RACIST??
11. Ralph Nader on the minimum wage wars
12. Crossfire: Does raising the minimum wage cost jobs?

## Start of the Show

They started the podcast discussing TJ's 70th birthday and played the happy birthday song.

## End of the Show

They played some videos and answered some muthafucking questions.
Episode 225

**Episode 225** is an episode of the Drunken Peasants Podcast

## Highlights

* KaceyTron talks about getting milked
* Paul looses his shit laughing

## Start of the Show

The Drunken Peasants really pulled a fast one on the 4chin by Prerecording the show without telling anyone! It was a logickal plain to trick 4chin.

## Trivia

Ben Cackle Counter: Ben laughed in his signature way 30 times during the show
Episode 17

**Episode 17** is an episode of theDrunken Peasants Podcast. It was the last of the original era of the Drunken Peasants and the first to feature the greatest YouTuber of all time who would later become a regular, Paul's Ego.

## Videos Played

1. Pastor Literally drops dead after committing adultery *(not found)*
2. Hit-man hired to kill a woman's husband's adulterer *(not found)*
3. Obumer meets Ukrainian prime minister *(not found)*
4. Does having kids make you happier? *(not found)*
5. Outrage Over Iraqi Child Marriage Law: Proposed law would allow marriage of 9-year-olds
6. Why I want to marry Charles Manson
7. Sean Hannity Goes One-On-One With Surfer On Welfare

## Start of the Show

They started talking about the good old days of retarded Christian YouTubers and TJ and Paul's popularity.

## End of the Show

They also answered some muthafuckin' questions.

## Trivia

* This is the last DP episode to not have video footage.
Episode 39

"*I imagined Brett Keane taking your virginity while you watched TJ's banana video.*"
—Ben
**Episode 39** is an episode of Drunken Peasants. It features the third appearance of the Bible Reloaded guys.

## Highlights

* G Man vs. The Bible Reloaded
* *Brett Keane: The Motherfucking Opera*
* Draw Ben contest.

## Start of the Show

The show started when the peasants made the bold choice to call G Man, who was expecting a rap battle. TJ promised he would do the rap battle with G Man "one of these weeks" (and probably never will) then G Man shilled some charities, the peasants agreed and they moved on to The Bible Reloaded's "debate" with G Man. When the debate's quality began to degrade the peasants decided to embrace the #BanTJ campaign.

DP then went into a video on Patrick Coleman, who uses circular logic to try and prove that the physchic industry isn't bullshit.

Next up was a video by a low grade version of the Green Ranger that argued that because nature is beautiful that it must have been created by God, even though there's rape and war in nature.

This was also the episode in which the peasants played SyeTenAtheist's video, *Brett Keane The Motherfucking Opera*.

## Middle of the Show

The peasants eventually played a video of a swat team invading a misogynist gamer's room while playing Counter-Strike. The peasants then had a music break with the beloved original metal music by Berserkyd.

## Gallery

* BenCOntestWinner.pngThe winner of the contest.
* BenCena.pngThe Ben Cena entry.
* BenGetsTurnt.pngBen smokes too much pan.
* HomelessBen.pngTJ molesting Ben in art.
* TrippyBen.png
* BenGoesDP.png
* BenjaminGhazi.png
* Ss+(2015-05-17+at+09.30.19).png
* Bentai.png...The Ben pit!
* TJDoesShirt.png
* BenIsPan.png
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## References

1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdZT38ITjZQ

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**Guest:** 28 • 29 • 34 • 36 • **39** • 43 • 69 • 76 • 94 • 100 • 115 • 121 • 148 •
176 • 179 • 201
Religion Debate • Religion Debate 2
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Drunken Peasants episode 331

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Episode 19

**Episode 19 is** an episode of Drunken Peasants. It featured the return of Scoopy after his two week long escape to Canada. This was the first episode to feature the next step in human technology, the Scotty Cam.

## Highlights

* A day in the in the life of Gorilla199.
* Susanne Atanus is a real life Hagraven.

## Videos Played

1. School Bans Girl For Shaving Head *(not found)*
2. Next Media: Massive solar blasts almost hit Earth in 2012, say scientists
3. Susanne Atanus phone call
4. Can Hillary Clinton win the millennial vote?
5. Police Chief Busted In Prostitution Sting
6. Ukraine leader killed *(not found)*
7. The Nephilim UFO Crucifixion of Jesus Christ - Gorilla199
8. Obumer meets Pope Francis *(not found)*
9. Teen Gets McDonald's Tattoo on Arm *(not found)*
10. TheAmazingAtheist E-Begs Again, And...

## Start of the Show

They talked about the religion debate and their encounter with the legendary G Man.

They played a video about a girl banned from school for being bald. TJ commented on the bullshit of the no tolerance policy. They then played a video about how the earth was almost fucked.

They played a video of a person calling and owning Susanne Atanus on her claims of autism. She then denied the claims she made to try to make her seem less crazy. Scotty suggested their should be a three way with Galen, Brett Keane, and Susanne Atanus. God entered the chat room and requested to get G Man on the show.

They played a video where S.E. Cupp and how Hillary Clinton needs the dumb-ass millennials to win. They played a video of a police chief that was caught in a prostitution sting. The peasants revealed their liberal agenda to get prostitution legal. They took a break. They returned playing a video of an Ukrainian leader who died from the Russians.

## Middle of the Show

Next up Gorilla199 showing us how Jesus was crucified on top of a pyramid and was defeated by a flying saucer. Gorilla used the usual conspiracy theory method of evidence for this claim. They played another video with Obama meeting the Pope to plan their satanic liberal agenda.

Then they played a video of a teen getting a McDonald's receipt tattooed on his arm cause he gets a lot of pussy. The took a break.

## End of the Show

They played a video of a fag ranting about the amazing atheist doing patreon. They completely pwned him. They took another break.They answered some stupid ass questions and then ended the show.
Episode 104

"*Why is congress rolling over and letting this communist dictator ruin my country?*"
—Some fat bitch's opinion on Obama.
**Episode 104** is an episode of Drunken Peasants. It featured the second appearance of Mercedes Carrera.

The episode started with Mercedes Carrera talking about "Fucking Machines" oppressing men and male pornstars being outsourced to China.

They then watched and refuted Ryan "Hitler Lives On In My Heart And Anus" Wiley talk about the evils of video games, watched a feminazi debate an MRA agent, Steven Crowder being a cunt, Rolling Stone getting stoned, Alex Jones ranting about bombs that will turn everyone gay, Rick Santorum on the commie in the White House, Kim Jong Un's sex slaves, kid exposing Obama's satanic gay agenda, Josh Moronstein ruining a bakery, most boring man on the planet, the world's first ahomosexualist, 30 years of racism, and Green Ranger talking 'bout some Jesus.

It was then followed by boring ass questions.

## Videos Played

1. Video Games Have Cultural Effects (Ryan Wiley)
2. *Troll or Not a Troll* **-** 'I'm Afraid of Sex Education' Kid (can't find)
3. 2014 Fox News Detroit MRA vs Feminist (similar)
4. HIDDEN CAM: #GayWeddingCakes at Muslim Bakeries?
5. UVA’s Phi Kappa Psi Frat Will Sue Rolling Stone for Campus Rape Story
6. Pentagon Planned 'Gay Bomb' (Alex Jones)
7. Insane Lady at National Security Action Summit to Rick Santorum : Obama Tried to Nuke Charleston
8. North Korea Recruiting Women For "PLEASURE SQUAD" (Kim Jong-un)
9. Democrats Still Support Slavery (Caiden Cowger)
10. Some video criticizing TJ (can't find)
11. FL Baker: We’re Getting Death Threats over Refusal to Make Anti-Gay Cake
12. RWW News: Jerry Kenney And Peter LaBarbera Make The Case Against Homosexuality
13. Alabama Man Freed After Decades on Death Row
14. Green Power Ranger Jason David Frank talks Faith, Future with CBN NEWS
15. (Q&A Segment videos)

## Quotes

* *"There is no TJ" -* Scotty
* *"I fuck with hate."* - Mercedes Carrera
* *"Yeah. Jesus is cool."* - TJ
* *"America is losing."* - Ben
* *"The government made bakers bake! It's slavery!" -* TJ reveals the truth.
* "Fuck that cake!"- DP
* "I don't believe in gay people"- some conservative dumbass

## Trivia

* Ben reveals he's gay and is in love with a man named Steven. Not much is known about Steven. Steven likes to lay in bed and write hate porn.
* Obama is apparently a communist dictator.
* Mercedes Carrera does not want to be on Kim Jong Un's Pleasure Squad.
* TJ is an illusion. TJ agrees.

## Media

Tj's black hat.pngTJ's black hat. There is speculation it is possessed by demons.Neckbeard.pngThisIsMerica.pngCaiden's gay blow job fantasy.
Episode 59

**Episode 59** is an episode of Drunken Peasants.

## Segments

* Why be an atheist guy about finding his soul mate [1]
* Guy freaks out on pan [2]
* Wretched: Christian Bill Nye clone "explains" why smoking weed is a sin [3]
* Pat Robertson rambles about fantasy RPG games [4]
* Mental illness is fake, again [5]
* Feminist Fridays: What is the patriarchy [6]
* Big boob blonde on politics [7]
* Cursing feminist kids [8]
* Winnie the Pooh banned in polish town [9]
* Reserve police officer shoots woman in road rage [10]
* Police auction website [11]
* Fired for cancer treatment [12]
* Black Friday [13]
* BREAK [14]
* BREAK ENDS & QaA Segment starts [15]
Drunken Peasants episode 86

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Episode 202

**Episode 202**is an episode of the Drunken Peasants Podcast. It's the episode after Episode 201.

## Highlights

* The Drunken Peasants listened to Paul's drunken messages on Brett Keane's Answering Machine
* TheRPGMinx is working for the CIA/FBI.
* Scoopy was eaten by Paul before the show
* Free Press Media writes an erotic book about Anita Sarkeesian.

## Videos Played

1. Brett Keane Remix 1 - Brett Hates His Brother!
2. Tormental on the peasants *(not found)*
3. Jeb Bush Asks N.H. Audience to 'Please Clap'
4. Scientific study on resting bitch face *(not found)*
5. Judge confronts 'racist' ex cop over beating
6. Bill Cosby sexual assault case allowed to move forward
7. Grand jury indicts Planned Parenthood accusers *(not found)*
8. Admitted drug dealers get high and call the Idaho cops
9. RWW News: Jones: Bilderbergers Trying To Stop Trump 'Just Like They Stopped Martin Luther King Jr'
10. RWW News: Jones: 'They Might Kill' Donald Trump
11. RWW News: Theodore Shoebat Says Jesus Would Personally Beat Gays To Death
12. Friendship - Paul Offline VS PaulsEgo Online
13. Is Political Correctness Ruining Comedy? // Megan MacKay
14. Project Money Shot: Worldwide Bukkake Blast! Need Scientists to Monitor the Moon!
15. Gail sings and prays *(not found)*
16. New Book: The Seduction of Anita Sarkeesian
17. Pastor David Manning responds to foreclosure threat
18. Francis Chan Rope Illustraition

## Trivia

* Paul had a neckbeard crush on Minx, until he learned that she likes the pussy.
* Paul ate Scotty.
* SJW's will supposedly "save" comedy by taking all the good parts out.
Episode 224

**Episode 224** is an episode of the Drunken Peasants Podcast

## Start of the failed live Show

The show began with various issues, causing it to go down for a short span of time. The stream was started again with a video of TJ complaining about having to shave his beard in accordance to the bet he and Paul made a few episodes ago, afterward, the peasants talked for a while, however, the show quickly went back down and never came back.

## Start of the prerecorded Show

The show again starts with the same video of TJ that was played on the failed live show, followed by a remixed, song-like video of the Drunken Peasants.

Paul, Ben and TJ then talked further about the results of the weight loss contest. The peasants then made some small announcements about the patrons-only private show, the continued sell of shirts and a short ad for the post show.

They then moved into Troll or Not a Troll featuring a guy talking about something to do with souls, they then voted that he was not a troll in a 2-1 vote.

They moved on to the Political Shit segment, featuring more Donald Trump news about his campaign in Wisconsin, with the peasants remarking that most of the people interviewed were quite dumb (because they were quite dumb). They moved on to a news story about the former Wisconsin governor claiming that John Kasich would be the best republican presidential nominee and that he would make a comeback. Afterwards, they played a video of a girl pushing, then getting body slammed by, another person.

## Quotes

"I've been taking it for a long time." - Shillary Clintron in a clip the peasants watched

## Trivia

Ben Cackle Counter: Ben laughed in his signature way 23 times during the show
Episode 110

"*"The dogs are the real masterminds. gTime Johnny just speaks through them.*"
—TJ Kirk
**Episode 110** is an episode of Drunken Peasants.

The episode started with TJ explaining how to get videos on the podcast. The Peasants later reviewed an article about some cunt feminist who happens to be Wil (shut up Wesley) Wheaton's dominatrix as well as a worshipper of Anita Sarkeesian.

The video was filled with a bunch of Stupid Ads. The streaming was such shit that they had to lower the visual quality to dog semen levels. gTime Johnny told DP that they were the most evolved. Overall the episode was really perfection.

## Videos Played

1. CH Sommers & Megyn Kelly Discuss Safe Spaces and Anti's on College Campuses
2. ‘Shame on You’: Hannity Cuts Off Muslim Guest After Testy Exchange over Terrorism (Sean Hannity)
3. U.S. Marshals in South Gate Attack Cop Watcher. Destroys her cellphone (Police Brutality)
4. RWW News: Glenn Beck Is 'Breaking The Back' Of The GOP (Glenn Beck)
5. RWW News: Boynes: Kids Hooked On Homosexuality, Ex-Gays Should Meet With Obama
6. RWW News: Bryan Fischer Says Legalizing Gay Marriage Will 'Turn The Bible Into Mein Kampf'
7. Health Emergency In Indiana Over HIV Outbreak | msnbc
8. Thank You Drunken Peasants (gTime Johnny)
9. Josh Feuerstein Confronted
10. Vaccines: Medical Rape or Personal Choice? (The Patriot Nurse)

## Quotes

* *"Biology is fuel." -* gTime Johnny

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## Trivia

* From this episode on, DP episodes start with TJ informing the audience on how to properly send videos.
* According to TJ, Anita Sarkeesian swims in a pool of her death threats, mirroring Scrooge McDuck's hobby of swimming in a money pile.
Episode 9

**Episode 9** is an episode of Drunken Peasants. It was the first episode to feature the appearance of Jaclyn Glenn.

## Highlights

* The first guest appearance of the human fax machine, Jaclyn Glenn.

## Videos Played

1. Amanda Knox is guilty *(not found)*
2. Rob Ford Defends JB
3. Fox News On Global Warming *(not found)*
4. NSA Uses Angry Birds
5. Raising Minimum Wage is Baaaaaaaaaaad *(not found)*
6. Obama on Pan
7. Girl Killed for Photo Bombing *(not found)*
8. 12 year old sentenced to life in prison
9. Firefighters Refuse to Help Dying Man
10. Fox news on Keystone Pipeline *(not found)*

## Start of the Show

They started talking about the intelligence of the chat and how they're getting smarter. Then they played videos and reacted to them like normal. They discussed Jaclyn interviewing Richard Dawkins. They asked Jaclyn about Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor and who will win the Superbowl.

## End of the Show

They answered some muthafuckin' questions.
Episode 99

**Episode 99** is an episode of Drunken Peasants. The episode featured some cunty brony. They also discussed one of the retards running for president.

## Videos Played

1. My Dubstep 3 (Original Pins and Needles) (Troll or Not a Troll)
2. Creationist Cat Video About me was Unfairly Taken Down/Going on The Drunken Peasants (The Vigilant Christian)
3. Ted Cruz Presidential Campaign at Liberty University (can't find)
4. Sen. John McCain: Obama's world view is 'divorced from reality' - LoneWolf Sager(◑\_◑)
5. Winning (ManGagaMan)
6. Illuminati Official Website Analysis (can't find)
7. Proof of God Video (can't find)
8. Ten Things That You May Not Know About the Jesuits, by James Martin, SJ
9. Idaho GOP Governors Primary Debate (Funny Guys Only) - May 14, 2014
10. Soldier Arrested For Trying To Join ISIS (can't find)
11. RWW News: Steven Hotze Seeks To Raise Up An Army To Save Texas From Gay Marriage
Eternal Undying Love

"*In the small town of Quiet Meadows, a gateway to Hell has opened. The rise of an Anti-Christ takes place as the demon army tries to take control of the world. Can Detective Stalker & his rookie partner, Dawn, save the human race from the inevitable? Discover the planet Golgothica, a world inhabited by vampires. Read about the war between angels & demons for supreme control of Earth.This book will take you into Hell & back!*"
—Book description.

Eternal Undying Love is a gothic-themed book written by Brett Keane. It was released on May 1st, 2004. Apparently, Brett wasn't going to release this book, but Dorn convinced him to do it. It has shitty grammar.

## Amazon reviews

### 5 stars, "Eternally brilliant"

"*This book is excellent, a true masterpiece. The characters are great, very scary, even the good ones, because in this epic battle, you are never really sure just who is the bad guy. An excellent read which leaves you wanting more, but fortunately, Brett Keane has written part two. Angela Hooper, author of "In Dark Minds", [...]"* - A. HOOPER

### 5 stars, "Wonderful Work!"

"*I was very impressed with the emotional impact of the story.*

*Gritty, gripping, convincing the reader that you're right there within the story. I cannot wait to read more from Mr. Keane.*

*The characters need a little more description, but I was pleased with the overall theme.*

 *If you want to buy a book full of the intrigue and suspence?*

 *Undying Eternal Love is the one to get"* - LionsBlade

### 5 stars, "Captivating"

"*I will admit, this is not my first choice when it comes to reading books. But I loved this book. Truly amazing, how Mr Keane, can make you feel as though you are in Quiet Meadows as it is all taking place. The battle between Heaven and Hell is about to begin. Will love win out in the end? Will Good win over Evil? Will Satan win the final battle?*

*For answers, buy this book and pull up a chair, and be transported to Quiet Meadows as it all is taking place."* *- CraziedKittyKat*

### 5 stars, "Intense reading, with no let down."

"*This book will send anyone to the moon. The character developement and movement of the story line will have you feen'in for more. Go out and buy this one, but do not forget to purchase the rest of the story followed up in this fine series of cosmic war between good and evil."* - dafire

### 1 star, "Writing at the sixth-grade level"

"*I bought a copy of this book through Amazon. The writing is extremely poor. This "author" doesn't even know how to divide text into paragraphs, so he inserts blank lines, right in the middle of sentences, to create the appearance of paragraphs on the page. That's how bad it is."* - Doug Jones

You can find the rest of the reviews here.

###
Episode 12

**Episode 12** is an episode of Drunken Peasants.

## Highlights

* The return of Galen.
* Crazy bitches.
* Former drug dealer gives the scoop on pan.

## Videos Played

1. Fox News, Facebook And Transphobia
2. Fox Against Pan Again *(not found)*
3. Congressional candidate Susanne Atanus calls to say she's definitely NOT crazy!
4. Mark Levin on Obama *(not found)*
5. Are Liberals Revolting Against ObamaCare?
6. U.S Becoming more like France!
7. Fox News Poll: Voters Disapprove Of Using Executive Orders

## Start Of The Show

The chat was being controlled by Scoopler the Kaiser. The poison returned for the 3rd time he talked about bullshit against TJ for his atheism and anti theism. Galen was being a dick for short.
FalseShepherd/Gail on da webz

Hey Guys i found a bunch of stuff of Gail online. Here's some links if you're interested:

Her Twitter:https://twitter.com/gabrielle\_chana

Encyclopaedia Dramatica: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Gabrielle\_Chana

Fifty Shades of Cray: http://www.forcesofgeek.com/2012/06/fifty-shades-of-cray-gail-schuler.html

The Crazy Gail Wiki (yes, a FUCKING WIKI): http://crazygail.com/index.php/Gail\_Chord\_Schuler

This woman is a perpetual victim of MASSIVE TROLLING.
Episode 222

**Episode 222** is an episode of the Drunken Peasants Podcast

## Highlights

* KaceyTron's Boobs, Hair.
* Micropenis
* The great Chicken McNugget vs Wendies Nuggets debate

## Videos played

1. Bitch boy slap fight song
2. Trump is a bad landlord
3. Trump stakes
4. Teacher knows over student
5. RWW News: Pat Robertson: 'Tough Warriors' In NFL Shouldn't Criticize Georgia Over Anti-LGBT Bill
6. RWW News: Tucker Carlson: Anyone Who Points Out White Privilege 'Is By Definition A Racist'
7. RWW News: Glenn Beck Says Ted Cruz Has Been Preparing To Be President His Entire Life

## Start of the Show

They started the show with the bitch boy slap fight clip, then they talked about being ddos attacked.. Then they talked about Mc.nuggets and the they talked about trump and his awesome stakes. KaceyTron got ddos-ed off the show so there was a jump cut then they talked about a teacher knocking over a student..Pat Robertson talks about the NFL and gay marriage.

Whatever... the show sucked

## Quotes

"Shit goin' HAM up in the dolla' sto' "- TJ

## Trivia

Ben Cackle Counter: Ben laughed in his signature way 24 times during the show
Episode 77

"*I have feeling that like, the feminists on tumblr who have never actually watched my videos or read anything I have to say, like, they think this is me.*"
—TJ about The Beast

**Episode 77** is an episode of the Drunken Peasants. It featured The Beast's debut.

## Highlights

* TJ admits he totally wants to fuck animals.
* The Beast makes his glorious debut.
* TJ and Anthony Fantano talk about Marilyn Manson and his new album.
* Stupid Ads.

## Videos Played

1. The Amazing Atheist accused of condoning bestiality *(not found)*
2. The problem with girls and what they should do
3. The Ten Commandments: Introduction
4. @JaclynGlenn #JaclynGlenn #atheist #atheism #secular song #freespeech
5. Brett Keane's response to JaclynGlenn *(not found)*
6. Complaining about girls teasing too much *(not found)*
7. Saudi Arabia's 'reformer' King Abdullah dies
8. Veteran slammed with nasty note for parking in reserved spot
9. RWW News: Huckabee: It's Not Homophobic To Follow Bible's Rules Against Gay People
10. DeflateGate news mash-up, maybe *(not found)*
11. Very funny japanese hair commercial
12. 未来のライター Jii！Jii！Jii！
13. Mighty Meatballs As Seen On TV Commercial Buy Mighty Meatballs As Seen On TV Stuffed Meatball Maker
14. FACIAL FITNESS PAO
15. www.my-no-no.com | Basic Training: Using the FaceTrainer ™ by Radiancy
16. Squatty Potty® toilet stool: How toilet posture affects your health
17. Bedworld - Best Advert Ever For Beds & Mattresses
18. Shower Wow - As Seen on TV
19. Dogbreath
20. Brand Killer
21. SnuggleWings -- Official Infomercial
22. Sit N Cycle Commercial SitNCycle As Seen On TV Sit N Cycle 30 Day In Home Trial-->
Egg

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**Chicken Eggs** are a method of reproduction for Chickens and a form of food for many societies. Despite being a popular food within most cultures, eggs are in fact a deadly carcinogen. Digesting eggs results in a variety health issues.

These include (but are not limited to) poisoning, radiation poisoning, cancer, AIDS and Ebola.

## On DP

Scotty Kirk or the Egg Bitch (recently also the Egg Hoe), is vehemently opposed to eggs for reasons, despite his support of them in the classical epic "Eggs" where he is the lead role. He is so outspokenly against eggs, that it is theorized that Scotty was raped by eggs as a child. There has been no comment on whether or not this is true. Only person currently alive in the universe who loathes eggs even more than Scotty is an anonymous Australian YouTuber who calls himself HowToBasic.

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TJ and Scotty confirmed the release of Eggs 2 and have stated that a trailer is to come soon.

Recent studies have shown that eggs are in fact good for a balanced diet, making Scotty's vegan rage against eggs all the more idiotic.
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Episode 10

**Episode 10** is an episode of Drunken Peasants.

## Videos Played

1. George Zimmerman to fight DMX in boxing ring
2. Japanese Composer Fraud *(not found)*
3. Old cop who shot guy in movie theater denied bail *(not found)*
4. Benicia Teacher Teresa Badger Laces Food With Pot At Employee Dinner
5. Chris Christie Superbowl Fail *(not found)*
6. Sochi Official Poisoning Stray Dogs
7. Facebook Turns Ten *(not found)*
8. Woody Allen Pedophile *(not found)*
9. Woody Allen's Ex Wife Defends Him *(not found)*
10. Ken Ham Vs. Bill Nye Debate

## Start of the Show

They started the show by reading a comment from some guy about the Peasants pro-pan legalization agenda. They read another person who asked the peasants to get Obama on the show. They then read another comment about a guy hating on Jaclyn Glenn. Later on, they spent a chunk of the podcast dissecting Ken Ham's arguments in the Bill Nye vs. Ken Ham debate.

## Trivia

* This is the first episode Ben claims to hate John Cena.
Episode 40

**Episode 40** is an episode of the Drunken Peasants.

## Highlights

* The debut of *"Hey Scotty... Jesus man!"*

## Videos Played

1. President Bush Jr is part of a Vampire Illuminati Bloodline !!! RELATED TO DRACULA !!!
2. Does God Exist? 4 New Arguments

## Start of the Show

The show started off by playing the Hey Scotty clip for the first time on DP. This would shape DP history for episodes to come. They then began the show with the hosts poorly imitating one another. They went on to discuss a recent road trip they had where they ate some food and watched cops pull over people.

They brought on some bland guest named David who did nothing to the show, while they played another video from the Vigilant Christian. In this video he exposed George Bush for being a vampire, because somehow he was related to the historical figure Dracula was based on (even though the whole vampire thing is a metaphor and is purely a work of historical fiction). TJ was driven mad by Mario and told Ben to move on.

They then moved on to a video from Prager University of a bold guy telling his story about how he was an evil atheist who thought god believers were idiots until some baseball players convinced him god was real. He then went on to explain how 4 big bangs had to occur to make the atheist worldview possible. It was basically an argument from ignorance four times in a row. They also played this shitty clip of TJ's dog.

## Trivia

* TJ and Scotty form a band with Ben called "From Nothing" and they plan to release their Album: Chinese Democracy, PART II in the 25 years following.

 Episodes

**Guest:** 148 • 150
Episode 112

**Episode 112** is an episode of Drunken Peasants.

The episode features TJ shoving the British flag up his ass. It started off with this faggot advertising his shitty video game so bad the developer said on the podcast that it was diary dogshit. The live chat returned this episode for a few minutes.

They then found out that Dusty wanted to start a ripoff of DP because he is still a virgin and got really fuckin' drunk and likes making racist jokes. They also answered some muthafuckin' questions.

## Videos Played

1. Baltimore police car up in flames
2. First moments of Nepal quake captured on video
3. God Wants Expensive Jet (can't find)
4. Investigation: Deputy Robert Bates insufficiently trained
5. Source: No sign of Benghazi cover-up found
6. Gay man asks Where are my rights. the answer is great. truthseekerAi share (Ted Cruz)
7. RWW News: Carson: We Need Guns To Fight The Terrorists Obama Won't Fights
8. Nepal Earthquake - US Caused
9. I Am A Feminist
10. 60 SECONDS OF COMMON SENSE FOR THE BALTIMORE (Joshua Feuerstein)
11. Bud Light Apologizes For New Ad Campaign
12. Fox's priest: Atheists shouldn't be president because nonbelievers are 'hard to trust
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Episode 20

**Episode 20** is an episode of Drunken Peasants. The episode featured an appearance from Brett Keane.

## Highlights

* Homeless man murdered in cold by by corrupt police force.
* Brett Keane drops in.
* TJ gets called out by G Man.

## Videos Played

1. Albuquerque Cops Kill Homeless Man *(not found)*
2. People Protesting on the issue *(not found)*
3. Piers Morgan says goodbye
4. Putin Calls Obumer *(not found)*
5. Jesus Tip *(not found)*
6. ABC News Exclusive: Chris Christie Responds to the Bridge Scandal
7. Noah Official Trailer #1
8. Zac Efron Attacked in L.A.'s Skid Row
9. Autism Cases Up 29 Percent in 2 Years
10. Paris Love Locks *(not found)*
11. Taco Bell Franchise Wars *(not found)*
12. The amazing atheist called out by G Man!!!!!

## Start of the Show

They started the show of by playing a video of the Police shooting someone for the 17,000,000,000,000th time. The show started glitching out twice, Scotty blamed G Man for putting a satanic curse on them. After that the peasants continued to criticize the police for being corrupt as usual. They played another video of people protesting against the police killing innocent people.

They played a video of Piers Morgan saying goodbye. The DP didn't give a single shit except for his extreme views on gun control. They then played a video on Putin and stupid Ukraine shit.

They played a video of this old bitch on CNN commenting on a person who denies tipping because Jesus. Next they saw through Chris Christie's bullshit with his stupid shit about family, god, and Jesus to cover up a massive scandal. They played and reacted to the trailer to the film NOAH.

They then showed fan art, which transitioned into a break.

## Middle of the Show

They returned by playing a video about how Zac Efron was attacked. TJ commented on how much of a pussy he was. Next they played a video about the rise of autism.

They discussed which was a crazier explanation for autism, buttsex or vaccines. Up next they played a news story about a bridge with love locks and shit and how some American bitch was against it for no rational reason. They then discussed Taco Bell waging war on McDonald's and the DP's experience with Taco Bell. They took another break

## End of the Show

They answered some questions. Brett Keane then appeared as on of the questioners. They discussed some stuff and planned the second religion debate. They then played a video of G Man showing how much he owned the DP on the Religion Debate. The peasants were G Slapped again.
Episode 51

**Episode 51** is an episode of Drunken Peasants.

## Videos Played

1. The Vigilant Christian Apology to The Amazing Atheist TJ!
2. Net Neutrality = Obamacare for The Internet
3. Andrew Klavan: What Gender Are You?
4. Lets Get Atheism out of Public School
5. Some Feminist cunt whining at TJ
6. Catcall video goes viral

## Quotes

* *"Welcome to the Drunken Peasants Podcast. I'm Ben, and we're here to DP the shit out of the news!"* - Ben, using the predecessor to his current opening line.
* The peasants discussed intercourse with John Cena:
	+ Ben: *"How long did it take Cena to cum? Or Cena just has unlimited sexual stamina?"*
	+ TJ: *"Well, Cena just cums perpetually.*
	+ Ben: *"That's why he wears jean shorts."*
	+ Scotty: *"It's like a fountain is what you're saying."*
	+ TJ: *"Yeah, it's just nonst- he's just so manly and virile that it just ksh ksh ksh ksh. It's like a cum sprinkler."*
* *"I think [ Alex Jones ] started taking the mass murder pills."* - TJ
* *"We know his name's not Obama, his name is Niktuclorpvonzikthao, alien overlord sent here to rule humanity."* -TJ, apparently suffering from some sort of radiation poisoning.

## Trivia

* It objectively has the best thumbnail of any episode that doesn't feature Mercedes.

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 Episodes

**Guest:** 148 • 150
Episode 98

**Episode 98** is an episode of Drunken Peasants. The episode featured the first appearance of TheRPGMinx.

## Videos Played

1. A Question About Paul's Ego (can't find)
2. Telling CSGO players about Jesus (KaceyTron)
3. Burger King Customer Service ftl (ManGagaMan)
4. The Presbyterian Church Votes to Recognize Same-Sex Marriage !!! WHAT ??? (The Vigilant Christian)
5. The Amazing Atheist Is An Idiot (can't find)
6. "I've been transformed into a God"
7. Some Right Wing Bullshit (can't find)
8. Jamster Commercial
9. Christian Wrestling Federation
10. Flipeez Commercial Flipeez As Seen On TV Kids Fun Action Hat With Flaps | As Seen On TV Blog
11. EZ Pour
12. Pineapple Twist Infomercial
13. Official Zoom Marinator Commercial
14. Magic Apron Commercial Magic Apron As Seen On TV No Strings Apron | As Seen On TV Blog
15. PetCakes 60 sec Infomercial
16. The Beater Meter
17. Hey Scotty video (can't find)
18. Joe The Plumber's Second Velocity Store DTV Ad
19. QRay - Q The Positive
20. Katana Sword Infomercial Goes Wrong
21. Informercial Fail (can't find)
22. Tyrone Davies puking on live tv [Live Puke]
23. Nattliv - Swedish hostess throws up on live TV!

## Start of the Show

The peasants began with introducing Minx to the audience and they started up with a Troll or Not a Troll video hating on the man of a thousand jowls, PaulsEgo. The peasants concluded he was a troll because it's nearly impossible to dislike Paul. They played the first KaceyTron video where she gets butthurt that some atheist in her audience joked about the number 666 and she later accuses Obama of potentially being the anti-Christ.

The next video was by some fat fuck who thinks there's a difference between hot wings and buffalo wings. He was probably a fucking troll. TJ suspected he is trying to become a real life WWE villain.