The Meatball

The Meatball is a character in Crazy Fanfics. He was originally thought to be a mere item which was one of the most powerful on Crazy Fanfic Island. However, he revealed his sentience after nearly being eaten by Papyrus.

## Powers and Abilities

He is known to have access to the fabric of reality, seeing as he opened a portal to the PlayStation 2 Dimension (which he banished the Corruptor through).

## History

### Section 1: Before his sentience was known of

His origins are unknown. He was first mentioned when Destroyer of Wieners explained why Raid Shadow Legends was sponsoring so many people: to buy him. If he were attained, it would allow them to sponsor everything in the universe and start sapping their money to buy more and more meatballs. Also, they would make spaghetti. But whatever. Anyway, Raid Shadow Legends had to be destroyed so that the Users could buy The Meatball and give him to Papyrus, who would make spaghetti using him. Spaghetti which could cure the Coronavirus.

While DoW explained this, Yeetus was fighting off a giant cheese monster that had broken into the User HQ. He realized that it would produce 100,000x the amount of money needed to buy The Meatball. After a long battle, the cheese monster was destroyed. Yeetus bought The Meatball. However, Mercy decided that the world was better without such a powerful meatball. Thus, she rolled him up a volcano, and... couldn’t get him all the way up. So DoW decided to yeet The Meatball at Papyrus, who made spaghetti using him. And so, it would seem that the story of The Meatball would come to a close, as the spaghetti would be eaten.

### Section 2: Before his Heel-Face Turn

However, soon enough, Papyrus noticed that The Meatball was missing from the spaghetti. Soon after, Yeetus realized that Dream was missing too. Turned out this wasn’t coincidental. The Meatball was sentient, and had kidnapped Dream. He’d also teamed up with all the Pokemon who got cut. Yeetus decided that The Meatball needed to be destroyed. Galarian Slowpoke was sent to destroy the Meatball after the Party saved Dream. The Meatball asked why Slowpoke had showed up. Being unable to talk, Slowpoke didn’t answer, but then DoW showed up. The Meatball figured he’d be able to quickly destroy DoW. The first thing DoW did was to draw a clone of himself, which the Meatball easily destroyed.

The Meatball proceeded to escape through an End portal, and disabled it by tossing TNT onto it before the entirety of his body was on the other side. He went to an End City, and went through a portal on the End City ship, which took him to his secret base in the PlayStation 2 Dimension. Slowpoke used an Elytra to navigate the End and eventually found the base, using brute-force. The Meatball fought against Slowpoke that lasted a few minutes, before he activated the escape plan. He then made his way back to the center of the End. Shortly after he got out, however, Lunarae killed him. Yeetus immediately revived him. This resulted in a cycle which lasted for a while, until Yeetus demanded that Lunarae stopped killing the Meatball. When Yeetus revived the Meatball the first time, he made it so that the Meatball underwent a Heel-Face Turn.

### Section 3: After the Heel-Face Turn

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