Big Brother - Wikia Edition - Shit Hits The Fan

**Big Brother - Wikia Edition - Shit Hits The Fan** is the fourth episode of Big Brother 2016. It was released on the 30th of August.

## PART 1

Chanel : We are resuming after Fearless was evicted because that bitch does not deserve anymore screen time

7:53 in the Big Brother house, Bone Hilda is cooking breakfast with Criminal

Criminal : So Bone Hilda , why did you join the show

Bone Hilda : Me cook for people , you lazy bitches wouldn't be able to have food without me

Criminal : Oh right

*Mandy enters the living room looking like a bitch who did meth*

Mandy : Uh

Criminal : You look terrible

Mandy : I feel terrible

Criminal : Right um maybe cocaine will help

*Criminal shoves a shit ton of cocaine in Mandy's nose*

Mandy : I feel a lot better now , thanks

Criminal : You should do, that was my last fucking stash of cocaine

Claire : I wonder who is getting evicted tonight

Bone Hilda : Where the fuck did you come from

9:34 everyone is awake and is waiting in the couch

THE HOUSE : I have called you here because one of you is being evicted

Nanette : What the fuck

THE HOUSE : The crowd has decided and they chose to get rid of

Tom : ...

Chelsea : ...

Mandy : I gave you meth , dont choose me

THE HOUSE : Claire , Claire you have lost your place in the big brother house , please say your goodbyes

Bela : What the fuck this shit is rigged

Tom : Claire why no what the fuck

Claire : It's fine guys , shit happens

Criminal : Goodbye , I love you

Bela : You were a good player

THE HOUSE : Get the fuck out of the house mate you bee in here long enough

*Claire walks up the stairs and leaves the house*

Angela : My name is Angela hey hello

Nanette : What the fuck

THE HOUSE : Apparently someone called Fearless Diva hacked the system and made Claire get evicted but we are not returning that bitch, have a nice day.

## PART 2

THE HOUSE : eight secrets are hidden around the house , you must find all the secrets , if you find a secret you must run to the garden and give the secret to whoever you think the secret is about , Then they will tell you if it's wrong or right if its right you get a point if its wrong you get nothing , GO

*Bela finds two secrets straight away*

Bela : Sucked a dogs dick umm , Tom

Tom : Correct

Bela : Fingered herself on stream , Nanette

Nanette : What the fuck it was Angela

Angela : True

THE HOUSE : Bela has one point

*Steph finds one secret and runs to the garden*

Steph : Ate a human

Steph : Umm Nanette

Nanette : SHE JUST FELL IN MY MOUTH BY ACCIDENT

THE HOUSE : Steph has one point

*So far there is 5 secrets left in the house Sister has two and Angelle has two*

Angelle : THERES THE LAST SECRET

Sister lunges at Angelle and grabs the last secret

*Sister runs to the garden*

Sister : Is actually a killer , Um Criminal

Criminal : May have killed a couple bitches before

Sister : Was maid born 10000 years ago , Bone Hilda

Bone Hilda : Obv

Sister : Owns a meth lab , Mandy

Mandy : Yas, bitch, werk

THE HOUSE : Congratulations Sister Whore Sassy you win the challenge

THE HOUSE : This means , Red Cougar you have lost your place in the big brother house

*Red Cougar gets up and runs out the house*

Red Cougar : I'M COMING FOR YOU KITTY

## PART 3

23:00 in the Big Brother house , everyone is ready for the eviction

Chanel : House this is fucking Chanel here and one of you bitches is leaving

Chanel : In no random order , Tom and Sister Whore Sassy you are safe

*Tom high fives Sister*

Chanel : Angela and Bone Hilda , you are safe,

Angela : Bye Nanette

Nanette : Shut up bitch

Chanel : Criminal and Mandy , you are safe

Chanel : That means Nanette and Chelsea , one of you is going

Nanette : Goodbye Chelsea

Chelsea : ...

Chanel : ...

Chanel : Nanette you have lost your place in the Big Brother house , now fuck off Chanel Wannabe

Chelsea : Get rekted bitch , you stupid fake ass french bitch

Nanette : This cannot be

*Nanette runs out crying like a bitch*

Criminal : Pathetic bitches these day

Tom : IVE BEEN SO SEX DEPRIVED HELP ME

Chanel : Okay Tom , Welcome back an old bitch

*Douche Hottie walks down the stairs*

Douche : Let's fuck right now Tom

Tom : UGH YESSSSS