The Church of Casimir

# The High Church of Casimir

A location devised by the two truly despicable human beings in perhaps their most depraved and maddened state since the 3rd of October, 2005. Duwang and Scruby *(Known at the time as Zeppelin Man)* were one day overtaken by a putrid urge to create nothing less than a cult which would breed only the most toxic of followings.

The two were subject to vision of the French icon Casimir and become absolutely compelled by divine motivation to record the religious ideology and scripture based on such an entity.

## The Many Beings of Neo Casimirianism

###  *Casimir*

The central deity around which the "religion" perpetuated. *Casimir* was based on the character going by the same name on the *Frecnh* children's TV Show *L'Île aux enfants*. They are an orange dinosaur looking thing within which there is a trapped human being tasked with terrorising *French* children

###  *Shapesnatch*

Both *Scruby* and *Duwang* were YuGiOh nerds, this has left them with multiple severe mind ailments from which they will never recover. Such nerdery found its way into multiple parts of the faith in the form of *Shapesnatch*, the god that gave form and shape to all physical things, and various other deities.

###  *Roberto Rotted*

This man was a very relevant meme at the time of the faith's inception and so was selected as the great evil to balance the good of Casimir. Little more can be said.

###  *Grand Moth Tarpaulin*

The hand of corruption was writhe within the cult, as such a star wars nerd by the alias of CT-5234 'Night' was quickly nepotised into being the arbiter of cult justice and immediately inserted himself into the scriptures.
 (His real name may be Paul)

###  *Lemmongrabber*

Deemed the cause of all Obsessive Compulsive Disorders.

###  *AltRightSanders*

> It is said that Duwang dislikes KFC. Little did shapesnatch know that the true reason for the creation of this entity was to put an abrupt end to the aging will of The Autismo.
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 *Heavy Freight Train Derricrane*
Further proof of the unfortunate enjoyment of YuGiOh. This was a minor deity that held little importance to much of anything.

###  *Dabbing Squidman*

*Scruby* thought he was really cool and dank, so he made up garbage about funny internet images. It was not funny in any way.

###  *Twin Long Rods 1 and 2*

Two entities, both the same, essentially the Yin and Yang of Neo Casimirianism.

###  *The Music Man*

Initially just a music bot on a discord, *The Music Man* was written into the scriptures as a warning following the evening when 5 different discord bots were used to play a heavily distorted edit of *What Can I Say But You're Welcome* from the hit disney trash *Moano*

###  *eEtEe*

An emote used by the cult depicting the ET sprite from the hit Atari trash *ET*. The emote was used to spam many parts of the cult discord for months and earnt it's place in the scriptures out of spite and spite alone.

###  *Ack*

A bin weevil that looked like a clansman from that one very racist organisation of traffic cones.

###  *Zeppelin Man*

The self-insert of *Scruby*, based on *Odysseus* as written by Homer.

###  *Strategist Wang*

It forced people to fight each other for the entertainment of others.

## Official *YAC* Stance on the Writings of *Scruby* and *Duwamg* as Recognised by The High Church of Casimir

*The High Church of Casimir* is an extinct organisation, built on lies and false truths, that holds no ties with *YAC* or any of it's subsidiaries. We do not reflect the views depicted in any of the Neocasimirian written work and will never consider it legitimate or valuable in any way.
Stop bringing this up.

## Currently Known Activity

*The High Church of Casimir* was demolished following it's decline in relevance and a complete loss in trust or shits given for those who ran the garble of internet strangers who called themselves a "cult". It has been entirely dormant for many years. *Duwang* was quick to disassociate, leaving *Scruby* in charge for roughly 1 year before it was decided that the group was pointless and rubbish, much like the free thoughts of Interns.

The discord hub for the "cult" was used primarily for incoherent copy-pastas, emoji and image spam, dated memes, and ramblings about ugly as fuck aircraft. The most exciting thing to happen in the discord was the occasional use of user phone commands and the one or two occasions in which people would actually join the voice chat.