YouTube Tutorials

"*In the days before the internet if you wanted to gain some knowledge, you'd have to go and physically seek that knowledge out.*"
―Erik
YouTube Tutorials is the 50th lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on July 25, 2016.

## Summary

Erik explains the vast library of knowledge that can be found in YouTube tutorials. He demonstrates one by learning how to cheat in Counter Strike and then uses it in the game.

Erik decides to learn more editing techniques, so he watches a tutorial on how to use green screen and puts himself in the middle of some explosions. Then Obama appears out of nowhere and gives a speech while Erik leaves a comment. Next he watches a HowToBasic video and criticizes it for misleading audiences and leaves a comment while all sorts of things move across the screen. Moving on, Erik makes fun of a prepper that blinded himself.

Erik watches a tutorial from expertvillage teaching him how to make a robot and he gives birth to Robot. Robot asks some uncomfortable questions and tweets Ted Cruz. Finally, Erik watches a Tyson Foods tutorial. Comments are disabled, so Robot offers to send a Ted Cruz tweet at Tyson Foods, but the tweet ends up being incredibly racist so Erik beats Robot to death. Then Erik goes to the Tyson Foods Facebook page and leaves his comment there.

Erik reminds the students that most tutorials are narrated by British children, but they know what they're talking about. Then Erik fixes Robot and dials his racism level down from Trump supporter to Clinton supporter.

## Comments

*Hey great green screen advice! I've got Obama giving a speech about some bullshit in the corner of my video right now thanks to your help. Also I gotta say the optimization on your channel is TOP NOTCH! WHOA LOOK OUT I never thought a youtube channel could be so optimized with all these titties everywhere. All you need is a couple fart vids to round things out and I think you've got a hit channel on your hands! Anyway if you buy chicken from Tyson Foods just know that chicken probably died being smashed against a brick wall by a Trump supporter google it!*
- Erik

*Man I'd hate to be your fucking landlord. You brutally murder more chicken babies than Tyson Foods, but to be fair Tyson Foods is probably worse because they let those eggs actually hatch before stomping them to death. I haven't seen that many eggs wasted since I burned down the fertility clinic my ex-wife loved so much. Haha try to clone me now Obama OH SHIT OBAMAS HERE TALKING TO ME, NOW THERES TITTIES, oh shit OBAMA JUST BLEW A GUY UP WITH A DRONE AWEEESSSOOOMMEEEE*
- Erik

*Yo guys here’s how to make a big money salad: grab yourself a pestle and mortar, ditch the pestle and bounce on that mortar till your boy gets jealous and slaps you. Throw a cabbage at your boy screaming how the love has gone stale while he angrily rips that cabbage into slender ribbons. Catch those ribbons in a bowl, and toss with a store brand variety of balsamic vinegar dressing. But really it’s all about those vinegar strokes later when you and your boy reconcile by treating each other like upside down pogo sticks. The next morning, find a Tyson Foods chicken and fuck it to death, throw it out and make another big money salad. This recipe was brought to you by Tyson Foods. “Tyson Foods: Our Meat Has the Flu”*
- Erik

*I fucking LOL'd my dick off when you blinded yourself with that spoon. I'm gonna show this tutorial to my kid and hope he burns his retinas out too. That way I can dump him in the forest without him ever finding his way back home again.*
- Erik

*@tedcruz I would not fuck you with my daughters dick*
- Robot

*ew Ghostbusters with GIRLS? what the fuck? Ghostbusters aren't GIRLS they're GUYS and girls can't be funny plus the special effects look stupid and why does Kristin Wiig always play such a stereotypical white woman?*
- Erik

## Context

1. ↑ In his video on Optimizing Your Youtube Channel, Erik puts titties all over his channel to optimize it.
2. ↑ This lesson was released right after 2016's *Ghostbusters*, which starred Kristin Wiig in an all-female lineup. Many people were upset that the new Ghostbusters had girls in it.

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