Transcripts/Cabin Fever

[07:05] <@Chris> -- START --

[07:05] <@Chris> Previously on Total Drama Island!

[07:05] <@Chris> The camper’s survival skills were put to the test as they spent the night camping in the woods. But not before I hit them with a surprising twist and disbanded the Rabid Beavers for good!

[07:05] <@Chris> I won’t miss them, they SUCKED. With three new members, the Gophers got catty, causing Sugar and Leonard to go off alone. Which wasn’t really a smart idea considering, they got totally lost. \*chuckles\*

[07:05] <@Chris> Meanwhile, the Bass squad took a liking to newcomer Geoff, who took a liking to Bridgette.... who Izzy for some reason thought was taking a liking to Lightning. After finding a cave to sleep in, Leonard ate some bad berries; and Sugar broke Old Smokey’s heart by starting a forest fire.

[07:05] <@Chris> The fire somehow hit the Bass’ camp, causing them to spend the night in a tree, the Gophers encountered a bear and hid in a tree as well, and then it rained... Yeah, basically no one slept last night.

[07:05] <@Chris> Ultimately, the Screaming Gophers lost yet again, and Sugar’s tendency to fight with Alpha Females left her without a marshmallow, and I gotta say, good riddance!

[07:05] <@Chris> If you thought that challenge was brutal, wait until you see what we have in store next! Now that the Gophers are Sugar-free, can they finally get along? What confusing love plots are about to form within the Bass?

[07:05] <@Chris> Stay tuned to find out tonight... on TOTAL! DRAMA! ISLAND!

[07:06] <@Chris> \*it is pouring rain outside as Chris stands on the dock with an umbrella\*

[07:06] <@Chris> Welcome back to Total Drama Island!

[07:06] <@Chris> As you can see, the weather is CRAZY right now! That's thanks to the special effects dudes in back. We’ve prepared the most unnatural natural disaster we could come up with.

[07:06] <@Chris> We're about to have a special little challenge for our campers today, and man will this be fun! So hold on to your seats, cause it's about to get really-- \*gets splashed by a giant wave of water\* ....WET!!

[07:06] <@Chris> \*screen flashes to the cabins as they begin to flood\*

[07:06] <@Chris> -- MORNING (both cabins are floating in the middle of the lake) --

[07:07] <@Chris> \*screen flashes over to the Killer Bass' cabin\*

[07:07] <Alejandro> \*wakes up, feeling dizzy\* Where are... \*walks out of the cabin and sees the water\* Ah!!

[07:07] <Bridgette> \*is sleeping\*

[07:07] <Bridgette> \*feels woozy and wakes up\* Huh?

[07:07] <Bridgette> \*jumps out of her bed and is off balance\* Whoa! \*stumbles out of the cabin and knocks into Al\*

[07:07] <Alejandro> \*catches her\* Señorita, are you ok? You could have hurt yourself. \*smirks into her eyes\*

[07:07] <Bridgette> \*gazes and blushes\* Is the Earth moving...?

[07:07] <Izzy> \*runs out of the cabin\* Nope, we are! Whoo! \*backflips into the water\*

[07:07] <Noah> What’s going on? \*walks off the stairs and falls into the water\* Seriously?!

[07:07] <Leshawna> \*walks out\* What in the?!

[07:08] <@Chris> \*over the intercom, which is now floating in the middle of the lake\* Good morning, campers!

[07:08] <@Chris> If you'd all kindly walk outside, you'll see our special little event.

[07:08] <Duncan> \*walks out and sees the water and other cabin\* Uh... Noah, I hope you got your ark built.

[07:08] <Noah> Hilarious... \*gets out of the water and rings his hair out\*

[07:08] <Ennui> What? \*walks out\*

[07:08] <Ennui> \*falls into the water\*

[07:08] <Ennui> AAAH. \*his makeup starts to come off\*

[07:08] <Ennui> Not again! Don’t look at me! \*runs back into the cabin\*

[07:08] <Topher> \*walks out and stares as Ennui runs back in\* What’s the problem now? \*sees the water\*

[07:08] <Topher> ...Well, talk about a wet dream.

[07:09] <Bridgette> Where did all this water come from?!

[07:09] <Duncan> \*to Bridgette\* What, I thought you loved the water, hunnie.

[07:09] <Bridgette> Yeah, but not when I don’t know where we are!

[07:09] <Duncan> When you're on a show like this, you gotta be ready for anything. \*a seagull flies at him, he punches it\* Like that.

[07:09] <Leshawna> Are we even still near the island? What’s goin’ on Chris?!

[07:09] <@Chris> Glad you asked Leshawna, now if you all would kindly SHUT UP, I'll explain your current predicament.

[07:09] <@Chris> Now as you can all see, the camp is a little... waterlogged.

[07:09] <Noah> A little?

[07:09] <Noah> So a whole island being flooded is "little"?

[07:09] <Duncan> Hmph.

[07:10] <@Chris> We WERE gonna do arts and crafts today, but since glue doesn’t mix well with water. We’re going to have to improvise.

[07:10] <@Chris> Unfortunately the coast guard won't be here for another 8 hours, and the water’s not projected to evaporate for another ten. So for the time being, your challenge is to stay put in your respective cabins and get along.

[07:10] <@Chris> Horrifying isn't it?

[07:10] <Duncan> Uh, YES! Yes it is! Do you know what it’s like having to deal with these chuckleheads all day?

[07:10] <Alejandro> Especially when you have to live with the sha-idiot... \*hears Lightning snoring and his eye twitches\*

[07:10] <Noah> Truly a challenge made from my nightmares. \*deadpan\*

[07:10] <Bridgette> So, how do we win?

[07:10] <@Chris> The team that gets along the best, and manages to survive this conveniently horrible situation without killing each other, will win invincibility.

[07:10] <@Chris> Or whichever team’s cabin doesn’t sink; whatever happens first.

[07:11] <Duncan> That's gonna be hard. \*throws away knife\*

[07:11] <Courtney> CHRIS! I demand some form of warmth!

[07:11] <@Chris> No can do Courtney, but you better get comfy; you're gonna be here for a loooong time.

[07:11] <@Chris> -- BASS CABIN --

[07:11] <Izzy> So are we gonna have to cannibalize each other?!

[07:11] <Izzy> If so... who's being eaten first?

[07:11] <Izzy> I suggest Lightning. He has the most meat.

[07:11] <Noah> True, but no.

[07:11] <Alejandro> \*crossing his arms\* That's a nice idea Izzy, but I'd rather not have to eat each other out.

[07:12] <Leshawna> Get a hold of yo'self, crazy girl. \*eyeroll\*

[07:12] <Leshawna> All we gotta do is stay put and not start some drama.

[07:12] <Noah> \*sits by a window, away from the others\*

[07:12] <Geoff> Yeah but what can we do? Oh, I know! Let's play sharks and minnows.

[07:12] <Leshawna> You do realize that the lake is infested with sharks right?

[07:12] <Alejandro> As much as I would love to play a children's game with you; I will have to gently turn down the offer.

[07:12] <Geoff> Geez, don't be so pessimistic, guys. I'm just trying to lighten the sitch.

[07:12] <Bridgette> It's ok Geoff, we’re all just a little on edge.

[07:12] <Geoff> Yeah, I guess you’re right.

[07:12] <Bridgette> \*sees Noah by the window and gets up\*

[07:12] <Bridgette> \*approaches Noah\*

[07:13] <Bridgette> Uh, hey.

[07:13] <Noah> \*looks up\* What do you want?

[07:13] <Bridgette> Well...

[07:13] <Bridgette> It's just that...

[07:13] <Bridgette> Uh... \*blushes\*

[07:13] <Noah> I'm waiting?

[07:13] <Bridgette> Oh, sorry, it's just... I've been trying to get to know people.

[07:13] <Bridgette> And since this challenge is all about getting along, I thought we could... talk.

[07:14] <Noah> Ok. Hi. I love everyone and the world is happy and full of sunshine and rainbows. \*sarcastic\*

[07:14] <Bridgette> \*laughs\*

[07:14] <Noah>...What's funny? :/

[07:14] <Bridgette> Well you're pretty funny, when you wanna be.

[07:14] <Noah> \*looks at her, confused\* Well gee thanks.

[07:14] <Noah> \*awkwardly walks off to his bed\*

[07:14] <Bridgette> \*chuckles awkwardly and sighs\*

[07:14] <Alejandro> \*watching Noah and Bridgette\* Quite the lovebirds huh...

[07:14] <Alejandro> \*to Geoff\* Bridgette looks quite lonely doesn’t she? Perhaps you should try talking to her again. \*sly smirk\*

[07:14] <Geoff> You think so, dude? Awesome! \*walks over to her\*

[07:14] <Geoff> \*sits next to Bridgette\* What's up dudette? :)

[07:14] <Bridgette> Hi. \*smiles\*

[07:15] <Geoff> (CONF) I might be new to the team, but I get a good vibe from everyone! :)

[07:15] <Alejandro> (CONF) Romance is something I excel at. While I do not particularly care for either blonde’s love lives, I sense something could form that I can exploit if I encourage Geoff; something... triangular. ;)

[07:15] <Noah> (CONF) Bridgette's... nice or whatever. But it's not like I actually care about her friendship. It's not like she would actually value it right? ...So whatever.

[07:15] <@Chris> -- GOPHERS CABIN --

[07:15] <Taylor> \*is sunbathing on the porch\* B) (conf) This challenge is actually really chipotle, like finally I get to just relax.

[07:15] <Topher> (CONF) Perfect time to show how charismatic I am! Charisma is a characteristic that's a MUST for every successful TV personality, and it's one I have!

[07:15] <Ennui> \*is applying his makeup back on\*

[07:15] <Courtney> I SWEAR if I don't get a jacket within the next ten minutes I'm suing!

[07:16] <Leonard> \*lying in bed awake\* Sigh...

[07:16] <Leonard> You know, if my assistant wasn't voted out last night, MAYBE I'd have the materials to make the water go away. \*eyeroll\*

[07:16] <Duncan> Oooh boo hoo.

[07:16] <Leonard> (CONF) I... really liked Sugar, even if she was a muggle. \*sighs\* She was the only one that really got along with me.

[07:16] <Duncan> Leonard, dude, did you pack anything else to wear besides that robe? It STINKS!

[07:16] <Leonard> You stink! \*blows raspberry at Duncan\*

[07:16] <Duncan> Nice try dorkahauntus.

[07:16] <Leonard> \*slaps Duncan\* Stop bullying me!

[07:16] <Ennui> \*stares at everyone\*

[07:16] <Topher> \*to camera\* Oooh, harsh!

[07:16] <Duncan> \*glares\* Oh you wanna go, Hairy Puber?!

[07:16] <Courtney> Hey! \*intervenes\* We need to get along to win the challenge, guys!

[07:16] <Ennui> But I love this negativity.

[07:17] <Courtney> Now LISTEN to me, you idiots. Duncan, stop abusing Leonard.

[07:17] <Duncan> Fiiiine. \*crosses arms\*

[07:17] <Leonard> Thank you!

[07:17] <Courtney> Now, we need to do something positive. Let's sing songs or something.

[07:17] <Ennui> Or... \*takes out a knife\*

[07:17] <Topher> \*gasps\* Ah! Goth Boy’s a makeup stealer AND a murderer!

[07:17] <Courtney> Nobody is a murderer. Yet.

[07:17] <Ennui> \*puts his knife away\* (conf) I was just going to suggest we hunt for food, we could be here awhile.

[07:17] <Leonard> I have a song. \*clears throat\* Ahem.

[07:17] <Leonard> Actually, it’s more of an incantation!

[07:17] <Duncan> \*groans\*

[07:17] <Leonard> With it, I shall summon the fire nymph, Pyrea!

[07:17] <Courtney> No!

[07:18] <Taylor> \*walks in after sunbathing to see everyone arguing\* Ugh, are you guys STILL complaining? You all just need to relax and like, sing nursery rhymes or something.

[07:18] <Courtney> Nursery rhymes?

[07:18] <Duncan> Are you TRYING to annoy me to death?

[07:18] <Taylor> Ok, then how about we all do makeovers? Cause literally all of you could use one?

[07:18] <Ennui> I have an idea. \*pulls out a boom box and plays Metallica music\*

[07:18] <Ennui> Let's listen to some haunting tunes.

[07:18] <Duncan> Right on, dude!

[07:18] <Taylor> Ooh, a dance party? I can dig it.

[07:18] <Courtney> \*turns off Metallica music and throws stereo into the water\*

[07:18] <Duncan> Hey! What's your problem, psycho lawyer?

[07:18] <Courtney> I would've thrown that stereo at YOU but we're supposed to be nice today.

[07:18] <Duncan> \*backs off nervously\*

[07:18] <Topher> Uh...

[07:19] <Taylor> o\_o Whoa Court, you seriously need to, like, chill.

[07:19] <Courtney> Don't tell me to chill! I AM chill.

[07:19] <Courtney> I am the DEFINITION of chill!

[07:19] <Taylor> (conf) Courtney’s cool and all, but man is she uptight.

[07:19] <@Chris> -- BASS CABIN --

[07:19] <Leshawna> \*is shaking her groove thang to some music\*

[07:19] <Leshawna> Come on y’all, we gotta have fun!

[07:19] <Bridgette> \*sits\*

[07:19] <Noah> \*sits as well\*

[07:20] <Izzy> \*begins doing interpretive dance\* Yeah, shake it!

[07:20] <Noah> \*reads\*

[07:20] <Noah> What do you expect us to do? Play Duck Duck Goose?

[07:20] <Bridgette> It sounds better than nothing.

[07:20] <Noah> Well then you need help...

[07:20] <Bridgette> \*giggles\*

[07:20] <Noah> \*looks at her, a little disturbed\* (CONF) Bridgette doesn't even get mad at what I say when it's poking fun at her... it's weird... :-/

[07:20] <Geoff> \*sees Bridgette talking to Noah and sighs\* (CONF) I've GOT to step up my game, or the babe is going to slip right out of sight! \*sighs\* Bridgette is everything, she's cute, sensitive funny, has a nice- \*cuts out\*

[07:20] <Alejandro> \*dancing with Leshawna\* So this is what you can do with your voluptuous backside?

[07:20] <Leshawna> Aw yeah baby, Leshawna is the queen! \*shakes her boo-tay\*

[07:21] <Izzy> You guys are boring! I know what will lighten things up! \*pulls out a box of matches\* Fireworks!

[07:21] <Leshawna> O\_O UH! Let’s NOT burn the cabin down!

[07:21] <Alejandro> (CONF) Y’know, while I’m primarily focused on the competition, it's nice to actually get a moment to relax without thinking about the game... even if it means putting my pride aside and dancing with Leshawna.

[07:21] <Alejandro> \*grabs Izzy's hand\* Stop!

[07:21] <Izzy> Ooh! Feisty! \*bites Alejandro's hand\*

[07:21] <Alejandro> AH!

[07:21] <Izzy> Sorry! My training from when I lived with wolves kicked in.

[07:21] <Izzy> Also, I TOTALLY lived with wolves for like 3 years when I was younger. They taught me basically everything I know!

[07:21] <Alejandro> YOU ARE A USELESS PIECE OF- \*bleeping continues\*

[07:21] <Alejandro> \*screams and starts to swear making the scene a long bleep\* -AND YOU SHOULD GO AND GET SOME- \*bleeps and storms out of the room enraged\*

[07:22] <Geoff> \*gasps\*

[07:22] <Bridgette> \*gasps\*

[07:22] <Leshawna> \*GASPS\*

[07:22] <Noah> Whoa. \*drops book in shock\*

[07:22] <Geoff> I didn't even know some of those were curses...

[07:22] <Noah> This challenge might actually turn out to be entertaining. \*smirks\*

[07:22] <Bridgette> \*giggles at him again\* Yeah, nothing like Spanish swears to lighten the mood.

[07:22] <Noah> \*looks at her weirdly again\* I don’t get you...

[07:22] <Bridgette> Huh? What do you...?

[07:22] <Noah> Sorry I just, \*awkwardly walks away, in shock\* I can't right now.

[07:22] <Bridgette> Uh, ok? \*looks confused and disappointed\*

[07:22] <Alejandro> (CONF) QUE IDIOTAS \*BLEEP\* INCOMPETENTES \*BLEEP\*

[07:22] <Noah> (CONF) Even though I hate being here, I'm still inclined to trying to win. I’m trying to make “allies” but my team is so... \*shivers\* and then there’s Bridgette...

[07:23] <Alejandro> (CONF) \*takes a deep breath\* Swearing on national television is a shame for my family, but how dare that useless and worthless member of this team bite my hand!?

[07:23] <@Chris> -- GOPHER CABIN --

[07:23] <@Chris> \*the cabin shipwrecks onto a deserted island\*

[07:23] <Duncan> \*flies out of the cabin\* WOAHHHHH.

[07:23] <Duncan> \*faceplants in the sand\*

[07:23] <Leonard> Woah! \*flies out of cabin as well\*

[07:23] <Leonard> \*flies into tree\*

[07:23] <Leonard> \*rubs back of head\* Oowee.

[07:23] <Duncan> \*rubs head too\* So much for your magic, huh Leonard?

[07:23] <Ennui> \*walks outside and sees a dinosaur skull\* Wow.

[07:23] <Topher> Dry land! \*Runs to shore and looks around excitedly\*

[07:23] <Taylor> \*sees Courtney wash up shore\* OMYGOSH. Are you ok? \*helps her up\*

[07:23] <Duncan> Whoa, you alright there, princess?

[07:23] <Courtney> \*spits out water\* Ugh... I'm fine! \*rings out her hair\*

[07:23] <Taylor> Good. :) \*relieved\* Now where the heck are we? \*looks around\*

[07:24] <Ennui> We're in the middle of nowhere.

[07:24] <Leonard> I shall use my powers of divination to determine our location!

[07:24] <Leonard> We are... in Canada! On an island!

[07:24] <Courtney> \*rolls eyes\* We should just wait for the production team to save us.

[07:24] <Duncan> Puh-lease, this is obviously a setup BY the producers. They're trying to stiff us.

[07:24] <Taylor> I dunno, this looks like a totally different island.

[07:24] <Taylor> \*gasps\* What if we're STRANDED?

[07:24] <Topher> Nonsense, Chris and the producers will definitely find us!

[07:24] <Courtney> Don't be stupid.

[07:24] <Courtney> Like bad-boy said, it's the Production.

[07:24] <Taylor> \*rolls eyes\* Whatever.

[07:24] <Taylor> \*looks around\* Ooh look a treehouse! Maybe we can find something! \*runs to the treehouse\*

[07:25] <Courtney> Well then let’s go! \*follows Taylor\*

[07:25] <Topher> \*goes with Taylor\*

[07:25] <Ennui> \*walks behind of everyone\*

[07:25] <Leonard> \*follows team\*

[07:25] <Taylor> \*walks up the steps\* Wow, this place is so old and nasty.

[07:25] <Duncan> \*walks over\* See anything up there?

[07:25] <Taylor> \*opens door, skeleton pops out\* AAAAH!! \*jumps into Courtney's arms\*

[07:25] <Taylor> GROSS BONE THING!

[07:25] <Leonard> \*screams and jumps off of building\*

[07:25] <Leonard> \*lands hard on ground\* Ow!

[07:25] <Courtney> Oof! \*struggles to hold her up\*

[07:25] <Duncan> Ooooh, spooky.

[07:25] <Duncan> \*rolls eyes\*

[07:26] <Topher> It’s probably just a prop.

[07:26] <Ennui> \*pokes the skeleton\*

[07:26] <Ennui> Wow.

[07:26] <Ennui> I'm fascinated.

[07:26] <Duncan> Ok, well while you ladies look at that, I’m gonna go look for some food.

[07:26] <Courtney> \*drops Taylor and dusts herself off\* Meanwhile I guess we can see if there’s anything in the cabin. Pasty and Preppy, see if you can find anything in the forest.

[07:26] <Topher> Sure thing!

[07:26] <Courtney> (conf) Chris has GOT to be here somewhere; no way would they ACTUALLY leave out here to die.

[07:26] <Duncan> \*walks into the treehouse after awhile\* Hey, anyone hungry? I found some weird fruit.

[07:26] <Taylor> \*sitting in a bunk\* Ew, it looks gross. No way am I eating that.

[07:26] <Duncan> \*shrugs\* More for me. \*eats random fruit he knows absolutely nothing about\*

[07:26] <Duncan> Mmmphhh... It’s GOOD.

[07:26] <Leonard> \*snatches fruit from Duncan\* NO FOOD FOR YOU!

[07:27] <Duncan> Hey!

[07:27] <Duncan> Give that back!

[07:27] <Leonard> \*eats fruit\* Wizards need nourishment, not bullies!

[07:27] <Duncan> \*enraged\* Alright twerp, you wanna-- \*stomach churns and he turns green\* Oh... uh oh... I don't think that was a good fruit dude.

[07:27] <Duncan> \*vomits on Leonard\*

[07:27] <Duncan> Augh...

[07:27] <Leonard> Oh my! \*feels queasy as well and vomits on Duncan, falling to the floor\*

[07:27] <Taylor> Oh my gosh, EW! Like, ACTUAL, LITERAL barf! \*gags\*

[07:27] <Courtney> Take your puke berries somewhere else! \*holds in own barf\*

[07:27] <Duncan> Oh... oh I-I-I can’t--! \*vomits violently on Taylor’s boot\* Hey, I'm so- \*vomits on one of the beds\*

[07:27] <Duncan> S-sorry... \*holds in more barf\*

[07:27] <Taylor> MY BOOT! These are genuine leather you punk REJECT! \*chucks boot at his head\*

[07:27] <Duncan> OW!!! \*stumbles backward and falls out of the treehouse\*

[07:27] <Duncan> \*falls in bramble patch\* AUGHHHHH!!!! It stings!

[07:28] <Courtney> \*looks out of the window from the treehouse, concerned\* Oh wow... That was a bit much Taylor!

[07:28] <Taylor> He messed up my boot! \*looks down and cringes at the mess\* Ok yeah... my bad.

[07:28] <Taylor> (conf) Hey, I feel bad and all, but these babies are worth more than all of that guys piercings, and hair care stuff COMBINED. \*crosses arms\*

[07:28] <Courtney> \*sniffs the air\* Hey... do you smell something... smoky?

[07:28] <Topher> \*bursts out of a bush wrestling a snake on his face\* SNAKE!!! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!! \*throws snake at Ennui\*

[07:28] <Ennui> \*looks at the snake\* We should keep him as a pet.

[07:28] <Topher> Absolutely not! Throw it away!

[07:28] <Ennui> Ok. \*throws the snake back into the bush\* Farwell, majestic creature.

[07:28] <Courtney> Hey! Did Ennui burn down a tree again? What’s that smoke smell?

[07:29] <Topher> What? \*looks up and gasps\* Look!

[07:29] <Courtney> \*looks up and sees smoke\* SMOKE?! That means fire!

[07:29] <Taylor> \*runs over in excitement\* We’re saved! Let’s go guys! :D

[07:29] <Topher> Yeah! We just need to grab Wizard guy and Mohawk-- \*sees Duncan injured from the brambles and Leonard puking\* Uh...what happened to them.

[07:29] <Taylor> Oh nothing... they just... fell?

[07:30] <@Chris> -- BASS CABIN --

[07:30] <@Chris> \*the cabin has sunk and they are now also marooned on a different part of the island\*

[07:30] <Leshawna> \*goes ashore\* UGH. Made it...!

[07:30] <Bridgette> \*rings out her ponytail\* I’ve seen plenty of wipeouts before, but that was bad.

[07:30] <Noah> \*holds up wet book\* Oh what fun...

[07:30] <Alejandro> \*walks out to the beach\* We're on dry land, but it appears we are stranded! \*grabs a coconut\*

[07:30] <Izzy> \*cartwheels onto the beach\*Ha ha! Yeah, sorry about that hole in floor guys, but how else were we supposed to go ice fishing?

[07:30] <Alejandro> \*eye twitches at Izzy\* Yes, how perceptive of you, Izzy. \*throws coconut at her\* Think fast!

[07:30] <Izzy> Wh- \*hit in back of head by coconut and passes out\*

[07:30] <Lightning> \* floats ashore and wakes up\* Sha-what’s going on?!

[07:30] <Noah> \*deadpan\* Oh yay, Sleeping Jerky returns.

[07:30] <Geoff> Woah dude! \*grabs Lightning\* You okay brah?

[07:31] <Lightning> Thanks bro!

[07:31] <Lightning> \*slaps Geoff on the back really hard\*

[07:31] <Geoff> Oof! \*falls over\*

[07:31] <Bridgette> So now what? Can anyone even tell where we are?

[07:31] <Leshawna> Well I'm pretty sure we ain't on Wawanakwa anymore, and ain't no way of knowing if Chris even knows where we are!

[07:31] <Bridgette> \*gasps\* What if they think we’re DEAD!

[07:31] <Noah> Dead? Please, this is probably just some neighboring island.

[07:31] <Noah> There’s probably some form of civilization nearby.

[07:31] <Alejandro> \*grabs the coconut he just opened from knocking out Izzy\* Well until then, we should at least have sustenance. Want some, Noah? \*smiles at him\*

[07:31] <Noah> \*looks at him weird\* Uh... no thanks.

[07:31] <Lightning> \*takes coconut\* Sweet! You got a lime? My coach says they go well together!

[07:32] <Alejandro> \*frowns at Lightning then smiles back at Noah\* (conf) Who said my charms were only meant for those of the... female persuasion? \*smirks and winks\*

[07:32] <Izzy> \*wakes up and jumps on her feet\* Whoo! Head rush! So, who wants to make a fire? \*pulls out blob of sap from her bra\* I know this great igniter recipe that just uses tree sap and SAND!

[07:32] <Leshawna> \*looks up, sees smoke and gasps\* Actually, we might not need a fire! LOOK!

[07:32] <Alejandro> Oh my!

[07:32] <Leshawna> Come on guys! There has GOT to be someone over there! \*runs towards the smoke\*

[07:32] <Izzy> Aw! Party pooper!

[07:32] <Alejandro> \*grabs Noah\* Everyone, ándele! \*runs\*

[07:32] <Geoff> \*runs after them\* Wait up dudes!

[07:32] <Bridgette> \*follows team\*

[07:32] <Lightning> Hey! Sha-Lightning should lead the way! \*runs after them\*

[07:33] <@Chris> -- HIDDEN CAMPSITE --

[07:33] <@Chris> \*the Bass run in and see the Gophers sitting around a luxurious table next to Chris\*

[07:33] <Leshawna> \*gasps\* What?! You were HERE the whole time?!

[07:33] <@Chris> Sup Bass! Glad you could join us, the Gophers and I here were getting lonely. \*gestures to the gourmet food on the table\*

[07:33] <Leshawna> You’ve all been gorging on amazing food while we’ve been lost all day?! You little--! \*goes to attack Chris\*

[07:33] <Bridgette> \*stares\*

[07:33] <Alejandro> \*grabs Leshawna and prevents her from attacking Chris\* How long have you all been here?

[07:33] <@Chris> Well the Gophers got here about an hour ago. \*gestures to Gophers gorging on the good food\*

[07:33] <Topher> Yep! B)

[07:33] <Duncan> \*is pale, prickly, and bumpy from the events\*

[07:33] <Duncan> Ith amth havingth trouble breathhing...

[07:33] <Geoff> Dude, what is this place?

[07:33] <@Chris> This is the production team’s secret headquarters. Or at least it was a secret until now! >.>

[07:33] <@Chris> Although I will admit, it was funny watching you guys SUCK all day.

[07:34] <Leshawna> What’s that supposed to mean???

[07:34] <@Chris> Well, even though the Gophers sorta... messed each other up.

[07:34] <Duncan> \*laughs and chokes on laughter\*

[07:34] <@Chris> They were WAY more entertaining then you guys. Plus, they found civilization way before you guys.

[07:34] <@Chris> So sorry Killer Bass, it pains me to say this, but your winning streak ends TODAY.

[07:34] <Izzy> \*gasps\*

[07:34] <Lightning> NO!!!! Lightning never sha-loses!

[07:34] <Leshawna> Say what now?!

[07:34] <Alejandro> \*eye starts to twitch\* Izzy, give me the sap.

[07:34] <Bridgette> \*sighs deeply\* First time for everything, I guess.

[07:34] <Topher> \*politely munches on food\*

[07:34] <Topher> \*wipes with a napkin smugly\*

[07:35] <@Chris> Gophers, as a reward you may continue enjoying this feast. There’s a wicked production party in a few minutes, it’s gonna be AWESOME.

[07:35] <@Chris> \*Gophers cheer\*

[07:35] <@Chris> \*rain begins to pour\* Whoa, guess we’ll have to move it inside. PARTY IN THE PRODUCER’S TRAILER! Bass, I'll see you tonight! LATES! \*gophers charge into the trailer cheering\*

[07:35] <Alejandro> \*grabs Izzy’s sap and crushes it in anger\*

[07:35] <Noah> \*looks up at rain\* Darn.

[07:35] <Bridgette> (Conf) First time we have to eliminate someone... great...

[07:36] <@Chris> -- ELIMINATION CEREMONY --

[07:36] <@Chris> Bass, Bass, Bass, you guys were a mess.

[07:36] <@Chris> Hopefully after tonight you will be just as much a mess. :)

[07:36] <Alejandro> The only thing that was a mess was this farce of a challenge.

[07:36] <Alejandro> We we’re much less dysfunctional then the Gophers.

[07:36] <Leshawna> Yeah seriously! We were bad, but at least none of us ended up puking on each other.

[07:36] <Leshawna> \*folds arms\* So much for our winning streak.

[07:36] <Alejandro> Now, if you would please just proceed to hand out the marshmallows, it would be much appreciated.

[07:36] <@Chris> ...Wow, someone’s opinionated today. >.>

[07:36] <@Chris> Not my fault you guys stank for once. But sure, let’s get this over with. If you do not receive a marshmallow you're out, and blablabla. May be your first time, but I’m sure you get the jist.

[07:36] <@Chris> First marshmallow goes to... Izzy.

[07:36] <Izzy> Score! \*grabs marshmallow\*

[07:37] <@Chris> Next one goes to...

[07:37] <@Chris> Leshawna.

[07:37] <Leshawna> YEAH!! \*grabs marshmallow\*

[07:37] <@Chris> Also safe is...

[07:37] <@Chris> Bridgette!

[07:37] <Bridgette> Yes!

[07:37] <Bridgette> \*grabs marshmallow\*

[07:37] <Leshawna> Whoo! Score for the girls! \*high fives Bridgette\*

[07:37] <@Chris> Noah, Geoff, Alejandro, Lightning, there are only four dudes, yet 3 marshmallows left on my plate.

[07:37] <@Chris> The next 2 marshmallows go to...

[07:37] <@Chris> Geoff!

[07:38] <@Chris> And...

[07:38] <@Chris> Alejandro!

[07:38] <Geoff> Boo-yah!

[07:38] <Alejandro> \*nods and grabs the marshmallow\*

[07:38] <@Chris> Lightning, you're here because all you do is annoy the crap out of your teammates. Noah, you're here because... well... I dunno.

[07:38] <Lightning> Hey! That’s defecation of character!

[07:38] <@Chris> Anyways, the final marshmallow goes to...

[07:38] <@Chris> ........

[07:39] <@Chris> ....Noah. \*tosses marshmallow\*

[07:39] <Lightning> SHA-WHAT?!

[07:39] <Leshawna> It's about. Dang. Time. >.>

[07:39] <Noah> \*catches and rolls eyes\* Big shock, guy’s been yelling at us and asserting his testosterone since day one.

[07:39] <Leshawna> SHA-HECK NO!! Ya’ll can’t do this to the Lightning!

[07:39] <Alejandro> Sorry, but, we just did. \*smirks\* It was an inevitability.

[07:39] <Lightning> How could y’all keep Pretty Boy and Lazy Dude over THIS?! \*flexes biceps\*

[07:39] <Izzy> Aw! \*forcibly latches on to Lightning\* Bye Thunder, I’ll miss ya! :(

[07:39] <Lightning> Get off me Crazy Girl! \*pushes Izzy off\* Y’all are all gonna get struck by Lightning! You’ll see!

[07:40] <@ChefHatchet> Mhhmm, sure. \*grabs Lightning\* You're done, son.

[07:40] <@ChefHatchet> \*drags Lightning down the dock and throws him into the boat\*

[07:40] <Lightning> SHA-NOOOOOOO!!!

[07:40] <Lightning> Lightning WILL strike twice!!

[07:40] <@Chris> Well, that wasn't that dramatic, or shocking. But I still get paid. \*grins\* Find out what crazy action will happen next time on... Total! Drama! Island!

[07:40] <@Chris> --END --