Swamplish Guide Rewritten

## Description of Swamplish

Swamplish is a barbaric language mixed between Latin and German. This will be used by players who obviously play swampmen or need to learn Swampish but are too lazy to keep listening to swampmen and learning the language by themselves.

Some words borrowed from the old non-archived "Swampish for Simpletons" by spuds (52730)

If you cannot find a word in here, try and swamplify it as best as you can. Just make it so it looks somewhat like an English word so people can tell what you're saying. Swamplifying usually goes along the lines of adding k's and b's and other Germanic stuff. Example: Germanic would be Germanik, or something less simple.

\*Grammar applies as it would in English

\*Note: If mentioning someone's name that ends with an s, replace with a z. If Z already ends at their name, leave it as is. If someone has a J in their name, replace it with a D. If someone has a Q in their name, replace it with a K.

To search for a word, use ctrl f and type (word) -, the hyphen will take you straight to an actual translation.

## Swamplish Guide

### Word Dump

The - Duk

A - Ine

An - Inen

Hello - Hark

Goodbye - Vak

Yes - Yark

No - Nark

Okay/OK - Yirk

Not - Nirk

Nothing - Nirka

Everything - Yirka

Can - Kun

Is - Isk

If - Iv

Of - O

Too - Ku

Know - Knu

Has - Hat

Have - Habek

Just - Juk

Doing - Dunk

Does - Duok

Get - Guk

Want - Akrode

Let - Laz

For - Vot

He - Kie

She - Krie

Him - Kim

Her - Ker

They - Teyk

Them - Tenk

We - Wir

Us - Wor

Am - Bun

And - Unk

I/Me - Ik

You - Khu

With - Wik

Will - Wete

Are - Urk

Do - Du

Their - Teyrk

Go - Gek

Stop - Genirk

Halt (Sudden) - Sak

Going - Gekko

Come - Khak

Away - Aki

To - Tok

In - Ink

Out - Aud

Walk - Wilgek

Crawl - Celgek

Swimming - Warkgek

Forward - Tokgek

Back - Zuk

Open - Ont

Close - Nirkont

Give - Gibtak

That - Tak

This - Dice

Thing - Dink

There - Dost

Here - Hurk

Name - Naked

Block - Blart

Jester - Funkyman

Maid - Spodzman

Funny - Funky

Great - Bigust

Lag - Luk

Spirit - Enkmak

Blood - Bolod

Ally - Frenko

Civil - Cum

Chief - Kruff

Shaman - Shaka

Far - Fat

Zweihander - Bitagrak

Ironreach - Nudmelik

Near - Nirfat

From - Fot

Left - Lurtz

Right - Kurtz

Up - Utto

Down - Danak

Front - Fantuk

Behind - Bentuk

Grak - Attack/Duel/Fight

Done - Dok

Could - Cook

Sword - Targrak

Dagger/Knife - Sargrak

Block - Boek

Ready - Rortok

Not Ready/Unprepared - Nirtok

Space/Area - Hurtok

Say - Sok

Saying - Sokko

Help - Het

Think - Tunk

Like - Gotak

Dislike - Matak

Sorry - Sot

Jump - Utgek

Fall - AHHH

Crouch - Dagak

Hide - Nartask

Fast - Fart

Slow - Sort

Run - Fek

Doing - Dekko

Sit - Dunk

Stick - Stonk

See - Task

Yet - Yurr

Be - Bo

Should - Sunk

Simple - Dort

Fat - Bigak

Skinny - Smolok

Capture - Gibman

Animal - Narkman

Fish - Wark

Cow - Babuk

Chicken - Smokwok

Smoke - Utfrak

Baby - Smintuk

Pig - Bart

Bear - Kanash

Monkey - Mokek

Horse - Hork

Build - Domak

Emperor - Bikenk

Empire - Guskenko

Lord - Danenk

Balls - Dasvick

Hot - Frotak

Cold - Snotak

Plant -

Tree - Targronk

Grass - Enkgronk

Strange - Sus(uk)

North - Nud

South - Soap

East - Eat

West - Weest

Thought - Vermo

Suppose/Think - Vermun

Some - Suz

Else - Etz

Good- Gook

Bad - Mach

Strong - Gust

Weak - Nirgust

Sharp - Targu

Dull - Sarnir

Best - Kint

Worst - Nirkint

Big - Bik

Small - Smok

Wet - Werk

Dry - Drok

Light - Lak

Dark - Dak

Light (In terms of weight) - Lok

Heavy - Gak

Tall - Tark

Short - Sark

Innocent - Gookir

Guilty - Machir

Alive/Life - Enka

Dead/Death - Mak

Open - Ork

Close - Cork

Food - Fucco

Fruit - Fuc

Vegetable - Vete

Meat - Morok

Soup - Slorpor

Bread - Brok

Apple - Rods

Cabbage - Kekacu

Carrots - Oliqo

Apple Pie - Rod slorco

What - Wak

Who - Wuo

Why - Wei

Where - Wubik

When - Wuok

How - Huk

Time - Tik

Today - Tokum

Tomorrow - Tisok

Yesterday - Watok

Tonight - Toknak

Morning - Morgum

Day - Nutik

Night - Nak

Dawn - Aung

Soon - Soot

Now - Nu

Was - Wat

Stupid - Stokko

Dumb - Dork

Idiot - Rikko

Cunt - Kunk

Dick - Svick

Bitch - Hond

Faggot - Spark

Pussy - Bark

Fuck - Foz

Person/People/Human - Man (even if they are a woman)

Swampman - Warkenkrthman

Friend - Frank

God - Kenka

Sir - Herman

Ma'am - Mulman

King - Kenk

Queen - Quenk

Prince - Prink

Princess - Prinko

Guard - Gork

Jailer - Skervor

Family - Ikmen

Father - Futak

Mother - Mutak

Brother - Brutak

Sister - Sitak

Child - Kintuk

Peasant - Kauer

Farmer - Vhinfer

Slave - Skervus

Fighter/Warrior/Invader - Grakkir

Mercenary - Grakner

Ambassador - Bottum

Swamplish - Warkenkrthrish

Water - Wark

Fire - Frak

Snow - Snok

Alcohol - Frakwark

Word - Work

Add - Ak

Remove/Get rid of - Rok

Metal - Melik

Armor - Guzmelik

Weapon - Grakkar

Key - Kek

Ghost - Gursk

Drugs - Enkfanir

More - Akro

Less - Rokro

Frakgrak - Burn/To burn

Color - Kola

Red - Rod

Orange - Olikua

Yellow - Yelv

Green - Gronk

Blue - Blaur

Purple - Pilap

Brown - Braue

White - Wabuk

Black - Balk

Earth - Enkrth

Swamp - Warkenkrthland

Kingdom - Kenko

Aedwin - Warkland

Hallengard - Snokland

Greenfields - Gronkfelds

Lauchette - Olikualand

Ghost Kingdom - Gursk Kenko

Forest - Fokst

Farm - Vhinf

Home/House - Domal

Gay - Gonk

Erotic Roleplay - Spodz

Rape - Rake

### Numbers

First - Kirz

Second - Kenzo

Third - Kork

Fourth - Kirv

One - Kon

Two - Dku

Three - Riek

Four - Kouw

Five - Kiff

Six - Kecks

Seven - Zevelk

Eight - Kayt

Nine - Binj

Ten - Ki

Eleven - Ki unk kon

Twelve - Ki unk dku

Twenty - Kidku

Twenty-one - Kidku unk kon

Thirty - Kiriek

Forty - Kikouw

Fifty - Kikiff

Sixty - Kikecks

Seventy - Kivelt

Eighty - Kikayt

Ninety - Kibinj

One hundred - Ken

One hundred and one - Ken unk kon

Two hundred - Kendku

Three hundred - Kenriek

Thousand - Kenkar

One thousand and one - Kenkar unk kon

Two thousand - Kenkarken

Ten thousand - Ki Kenkar

One hundred thousand - Ken Kenkar

One million - Kenkar Kenkar

A lot - Iyirka

A little - Inirka

* I'm not defining above one million.
* Only Ki, Ken, and Kenkar will be used.

* Word out the numbers and translate them into numbers. It gets harder the higher you go, much like a swampman would be able to count.

* For example, you may say "Three million two hundred and twenty thousand four hundred and seventy-one" by saying Kenkar Kenkariek unk Ki Kenkardku unk kidku unk Kenkouw unk kivelt unk kon. The underlined parts are separating the million, from one hundred thousand, to hundreds, to tens.

* I'm not doing negative numbers because swampmen are dumb.

* Example - Five hundred and two - Kenkiff unk dku

* Example - Two thousand three hundred and forty-four - Kenkardku Kenriek unk Kikouw unk kouw

* Example - One million and two - Kenkar Kenkar unk dku