Convenient Man

The man[?] himself.

Convenient Man is a supporting character and entity of unknown origin in Goofy Joe. Appearing in more than half of the episodes, he[?] is a strange being that only seems to appear when it's convenient for the plot or for Joe specifically, but also seems to act in accordance to whatever he may feel like doing. He appears extremely powerful, but his overall motives are unknown.

## Appearance

All Convenient Man wears[?] is a white spandex suit with leopard-pattern tinted sunglasses. It appears he may be wearing additional clothes underneath, but nothing is known about his appearance other than this.

## Personality

Convenient Man's behaviour seems quite unorthodox, often moving around oddly and frantically while shouting nearly unintelligible gibberish. He acts generally friendly, at least to Joe and Teagan, but seems to take no issue with random violent killing, acting borderline inhuman at certain points, even laughing after murdering someone.

## History

### Season 1

Convenient Man is first seen in the opening of Season 1 Episode 5, narrowly saving Goofy Joe from the clutches of Hank the Bowler. He does so with extreme ease, simply punching Hank's face so hard it explodes. He then takes Goofy Joe's cane (perhaps as some kind of payment for saving him), after laughing at the death of the gunman, and then Gangnam Styles into the woods. Despite the cane robbery, Goofy Joe is pleased by this saving, and later takes to calling this creature "Convenient Man".

Convenient Man is not seen (directly) again until Episode 8, where he conveniently shows up to give Goofy Joe his cane back, only after pulling it out of his rectum. Goofy Joe is happy to have it back, Convenient Man then griddies away, although his griddy is criticized by Teagan. Teagan's "one more thing" line before Convenient Man's appearance and his nonchalant demeanor when seeing him implies Teagan and Convenient Man may have already known each other before the events of the episode.

### Season 2

Convenient Man is mentioned in Season 2 Episode 1, where it is stated by Giuseppe that Convenient Man gave him Teagan's phone number then "hit the dab" and ran away.

Convenient Man is seen in Family Dinner after Joe stalls on killing Flat Mario, Mario says how convenient it is for him how Joe happens not to have a gun. Convenient Man pops out from behind a corner and tries to offer Joe a gun, much to his dismay, as Joe felt bad for what he was doing. Flat Mario is confused by this creature, as is Convenient Man by Joe's refusal, but Mario relents and continues to lambast Joe for his cowardice. He attempts to charge at Joe, but Convenient Man's demeanor switches and he calculatedly puts Mario down with a shot to the head. He then approaches Mario and, much to Goofy Joe's horror, unloads the gun into the corpse until the gun clicks empty. He then puts his hands on the body and seemingly magically eviscerates Mario, causing him to completely disappear after a flash of white. Convenient Man laughs at Mario's demise, simply uttering the word "*gone*," before dropping the gun and happily waving goodbye, before disappearing, leaving a horrified Joe to clean up his mess.

He shows up in Goofy Joe's house later to assist Teagan. He appears in the room after the empty suit and sunglasses fly in from the hallway, implying that the suit itself is directly tied to Convenient Man. He helps Teagan unlock Goofy Joe's blackmail folder by giving him the passcode "BigBalls47," writing it onto his hand in permanent ink. Teagan is appreciative but frightened as Convenient Man assists and then dances away, his bulge ever so present.

## Suit Sightings

There are several episodes of the show where the Convenient Man suit by itself can be seen somewhere in shot. This is a list of those sightings.

### **Season 1**

In Episode 6, the suit can be spotted lying atop the jacuzzi cover, clearly wet from the rain.

In Episode 8, after hitting the griddy into a bush, the suit somehow appears on the coffee table in Goofy Joe's living room during the climax.

### **Season 2**

In Episode 2, he can be seen on a table against the wall in Dr. Farty's basement.

In Episode 4, the suit is far less hidden, as it's the main focus of the scene it appears in. At the end of the episode, he appears in the doctor's basement, hanging from the ceiling next to some laundry, before slithering away once Teagan falls asleep.

The suit is harder to spot in Episode 7, stacked on top of a white bag on a table in Farty's basement.

## Sightings

Appearances
 Season 2 | Mentioned