Creation Movie: A Musical/Trailers

## Teaser #1

* (R Rating)
* *Auld Lang Syne plays*
* (Shows Universal and IDGAF Productions logo)
* **Text**: Somewhere beyond fantasy.
* (Shows a birds-eye view of WikiaLand)
* **Text**: There are places...
* (Birds-eye view closes into Creation Wiki)
* **Text**: Places, so blasphemous, so vile, so abstract, so-so-so autistic...that we had to censor the most graphically shocking parts of this trailer.
* (Birds-eye view closes into Chrome (who's face is censored))
* **Chrome**: "The fuck am I censored for?"
* (Screen shuts black)
* *Mom's Spaghetti by Eminem plays*
* **Text**: CREATION ~~SHOW~~ MOVIE
	+ **Red text**: A MUSICAL
* (The screen flashes multiple action stills in a thrilling way, ending with Chrome sticking a gun to his side face)
* **Text**: 2017

## Teaser #2

* (R rating)
* (Shows Universal Studios and IDGAF Productions logos)
* (We open up to a conversation being held by Chrome and KK)
* **Chrome**: Okay...
* **KK**: Ok.
* **Chrome**: (Looks around and begins to hum)
* **KK**: (Notices a bug on Chrome's face)
* **Chrome**: What...?
* **KK**: There's a bug on yo-
* **Chrome**: SON OF A BITCH GET THAT LITTLE SHIT OFF ME! FUCK! FUCK FUCK! MOTHER FU-
* (Other users surround Chrome. James karate kicks the Chrome unconscious, and the bug buzzes away.)
* **Everyone**:.....
* **KK**:.....K (walks away.)
* (As everyone walks away, Lemon and Hat steal Chrome's limbs.)
* (CSI Miami theme plays)
* **Text**: Creation Movie
	+ **Text**:A Musical
* (Cuts back to the scene.)
* (Chrome awakens to see he us nothing but a short body and head.)
* **Chrome**: What the f-
* (Pixel arrives.)
* **Pixel**: Now that's what I call a short of a miracle!
* **Chrome**: I am actually going to fucking kill you- (rolls away off a cliff.)
* **Text**: From the creators of Autism!
* **Text** In theaters April.

## Theatrical trailer

* (R rating)
* (Shows Universal Studios and IDGAF Productions logos)
* **Narrator**: In a world filled with danger.
* **KK**: There's a bug on yo-
* **Chrome**: SON OF A BITCH GET THAT LITTLE SHIT OFF ME! FUCK! FUCK FUCK! MOTHER FU-
* (Other users surround Chrome. James karate kicks the Chrome unconscious, and the bug buzzes away.)
* **Narrator**: In a world filled with chaos.
* **Chaossy**: Wa'ssup.
* **Narrator**: In a world filled with Autism.
* **Igor**: I'm tired of you TREATING ME LIKE THE PRESENT DAY HITLER! (Holds up gun to the cast)
* **Lemon**: Yeah um..you're right. You're not Hitler. You're more like present day....uhhh..Stalin!
* **Hat**: Ehhh I beg to differ. More like Pol Pot?
* **Narrator**: In Wikialand...
* (Shows bombs blowing up and battle scenes)
* **Narrator**:...everything is against nothing!
* (James keeps running into a wall, trying to break free)
* **James**: DON'T. OUCH. WORRY GUYS. OW DAMNIT. I'LL. SAVE. THE. DAY- (falls unconscious)
* **Narrator**: Brother is against brother.

(We switch to a forest fire with Hat and Lemon fighting each other)

* **Lemon**: (punches Hat) Bleach is a dead anime!
* **Hat**: Okay, Naruto fan!
* **Text**: Father is against son!

(We switch to a laboratory filled with weaponry)

* **???**: Chrome! I am your father!
* **Chrome**: Oh yeah? Well, I know you are, but what am I?
* **???**: My son!
* **Chrome**: Oh yeah? Well, I know you are, but what am I?
* **???**: Dead to me.
* **Narrator**: Pepsi is against Coca-Cola!
* (We switch to a battle scene)
* **Jihadist #1**: PEPSI (Suicide bombs himself)
* **Jihadist #2**: COCA-COLA (Suicide bombs himself)
* **Jihadist #3**: I'm kinda a Dr. Pepper fan, myself (Suicide bombs himself)
* **KK**: (facepalm)
* (Insect by Voivod plays)
* **Narrator**: From the creators of Autism!
* **Chrome**: Shit! KK!
* **Narrator**: Comes the world's greatest family movi-
* **Pixel**: (Face is painted with blood while waving a chainsaw)
* **Igor**: (Fucking his own sister)
* **TGB1**: (Smoking and injecting himself with something at the same time)
* (multiple other inappropriate scenes flash)
* **Narrator**: I mean for adults.
* (Explosion)
* (Shows the film's logo)
* **Narrator**: Creation Movie: A Musical!
* **Everyone**: (singing) You're a fag, you're a fag, you are really not okay, it is time, yes indeed, to fuck your wife and take your weed, it's the only thing we need!
* **KK**: Kill me.
* **Chrome**: Kill me first

(April 2017)