Dan's Hoverboards

**Dan's Hoverboards** is the second episode of Season 2 of Dumb Teacher and the fourteenth episode of the series. It originally aired on April 2, 2006.

## Synopsis

Dan reveals a secret business he's been keeping to his parents for a long time, and they want in on it. Meanwhile, Logan accidentally gets introduced to masturbating after his divorced father accidentally sends him the wrong VHS.

## Plot

The episode begins with Dan having breakfast with his mom and dad, before heading off to school on his hoverboard. Cheryl sees Dan riding on his hoverboard and wonders if anyone would like the idea for hoverboards to come to fruition. As she keeps talking about it, though, she notices some teenagers passing by on hoverboards similar to Dan's but in different colors. Cheryl believes that she is seeing things and sits down on the couch to watch a Brady Bunch marathon on GHTV. An hour later, the doorbell rings, and a UPS delivery man comes in with a big package imported from El Kadsre. Inside is a Nova Orbis arcade cabinet, which Cheryl shrugs off, thinking Dan won it in a sweepstakes. As Cheryl goes up to Dan's room to put his arcade cabinet in, when she turns on the light switch, she discovers that Dan has decorated his room with expensive decorations and furniture lately, and she begins to suspect that Dan might be behind all the stuff in his room.

Meanwhile, Logan had to miss Toonami on Saturday night since he had to go to his grandmother's birthday party, but is alright with it due to the fact that his divorced father, Michael Turner, always sends him a copy of his Toonami recordings on VHS, and Logan is excited to get his copy tonight. The same night, a package arrives in the mail, which features the Toonami VHS tape, and Logan goes up to his room to watch it with snacks being prepared for watching the broadcast. However, instead of the Toonami broadcast, it is instead an instructional video on how to masturbate, which interests Logan. Out of curiosity, Logan keeps on watching the video. While watching, he learns to masturbate and is groans in pleasure as he experiences ejaculation for the first time. His mother hears, but she ignores it, believing him to be watching a magical girl anime on Toonami. As the video ends, Logan appears satisfied, though he now has the sudden urge to use lotion after masturbating.

In the afternoon, Dan is seen riding back home on his hoverboard, and when he gets home, he sees the stuff he bought for his room next to Johnny and Cheryl. Dan appears shocked and nervous. Cheryl angrily asks him where he got the money to buy the stuff in his room. Dan nervously tells her that his friends gave it to him, but Cheryl, knowing that his friends' aren't that rich enough to buy the stuff, doesn't believe him and tells him where he bought the stuff. Dan continuously lies, and after Cheryl has had enough, she starts beating him to a pulp until he confesses to where he got the stuff. After a minute-long battle, right when Cheryl is about to punch Dan's testicles, a doorbell rings and Cheryl answers it, outside is a man with a paycheck for Dan Evans. Cheryl is confused. Dan, having had enough, tells her and Johnny about where he got the money for the stuff in his room and why he was mailed a paycheck. In his room, Dan reveals a website called, "DansHoverboards.com", which sells all sorts of hoverboards in all shapes and sizes. They're even customizable as well. Cheryl, curious, asks Dan if anyone buys the hoverboards. Dan shows her a sales report, and shows her that billions of people worldwide buy his products, and he makes over $180 billion dollars every six months. Cheryl is astonished and asks why he never told anyone. Dan then takes her and Johnny to his closet, where he presses a button that teleports them all to his lab. Dan explains that he has a lab underground that also serves as the automated factory for his hoverboards, he also teleports ordered hoverboards to the address the order was made. Dan, with the help of Tony Hawk, explains that with his hoverboards being a novel concept, everyone buys them, though they sometimes resell them on the black market. Cheryl and Johnny are now interested and say that they want in on the business.

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## Trivia

* This episode first shows Dan's new personality of being an Elkadsreophile, and it also shows his intelligence for the first time.
* The scene where Dan and Tony Hawk explains to Cheryl and Johnny how he makes his hoverboards is a reference to one of the scenes from the 1990 animated film, Jetsons: The Movie.
* The song playing during Logan's masturbating montage is "Limelight" by Rush.

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## Transcript

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