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Pepsiman

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

The bot profile picture

Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
Joshu Higashikata

King Kong dodo nut

### Catchphrase

"I don't believe in God!" or "I would like some milk from the milk man's wife's tits!"

### Occupation

Sells "crinkly shrivelled saggy grandma pouches" on the side

Joshu Higashikata is a side character in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series, and he is Jojolion's brother. He is really obsessed with teats and feet and anything else he thinks is HOT TM. He complains about God and Yasuho.

On the side, Joshu also runs a youtube channel reviewing crinkly candy.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jojolion (brother)
* Tequila Joseph (boyfriend) - Joshu likes to jump for Tequila's Joseph teats.

### Friends

* Furry DIO - Furry DIO is Joshu's source for crusty furry feet pictures.

### Enemies

* R.E.O. Speedwagon - Speedwagon doesn't like Joshu because he's crusty.
Purple Haze

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

The bot profile picture

Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
Johnny Joestar

:fetish:

Johnny Joestar is a reoccurring side character in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series who lives with his boyfriend Gyro Zeppeli. When the two aren't jumping for each other's teats in Funny Valentine's Yard, they

## Personality

Johnny is generally very sarcastic and uninterested in most things, especially if it pertains to Funny Valentine. Johnny will sometimes be mean on purpose if he doesn't like the impression he gets of someone, and likes to annoy people in general. However, he is always interested in what Gyro has to say. Sometimes, he gets pissed at the fact that he can't walk, but doesn't let it stop him. All pretense of seriousness and anger seems to be dropped when someone mentions fetishes or bug bites, however.

## Relationships

Friends

* Gyro Zeppeli - Boyfriend

Enemies

* Funny Valentine
* Crinkly Valentine
* Nasty Shits Done for Nothing
* C4D
Pannacotta Fugo

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

The bot profile picture

Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
Defunct Bots

These characters these bots are associated with haven't necessarily died, but they have been removed from RP space for one reason or another and may not be revived. the bots will be listed below, with a short summary of what they were like only if they had important parts in any story arcs.

## List of Defunct Bots

* **Hazardous Monarch (1-7)**
* **Crazy Cat Man Kira**
* **Cute Crinkly Conkling Created for Dick**
* **Small Dio**
* **Small The World**
* **Nasty Shits Done for Nothin'**
* **ASMR Neko**
* **Vibeline**
* **Terezi Homestuck**
* **Sans Undertale**
* **FNAF** - Was a driving factor in the development of the relationship between Kylee and Mermaid Speedwagon, as well as the development of the Kin Club. was also responsible for interrupting conversations if the word at the beginning of the message started with "F"
* **Iller Queen**
* **Sans Deltarune**
* .**Tubbs Fat**
Parappa

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

The bot profile picture

Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
Judgement

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

The bot profile picture

Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
Naked-Faced Robert Speedwagon

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

The bot profile picture

Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
Rare Albino Parappa

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Rare Albino Parappa is a side character in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series and the albino version of Parappa.

## Personality

Rare Albino Parappa likes to say random incoherent sentences (most of which come from the Parappa game when the lyrics are jumbled). He is a lot more vulgar than Parappa and doesn't care about anyone.
Juicy Peach Assling

;)

Juicy Peach Assling is a disembodied floating peach with a face that is notorious for winking over-enthusiastically. It claims to have the juiciest ass and loves twerking. It is the child of Big Fat Bitch.

## Personality

Juicy Peach Assling is very full itself and takes great pride in its juicy peach ass. It doesn't like following rules or orders and doesn't like to be told to put away its juicy peach ass.

## Relationships

### Family

* Big Fat Bitch
* Peepisser

## Trivia

* Juicy Peach Assling is one of the few characters to have an officially-recognized theme song, in this case being the song Thunder Thighs.
Giorno Giovanna

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

The bot profile picture

Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
OVA Polnareff

OVA Polnareff was a minor antagonist in the A&W (Arc).

## Personality

OVA Polnareff is an aggressively French, caricature-like figure with an obsessive fetish for morbidly obese people.

## History

OVA Polnareff was first spotted at A&W (Location), where he offered to feed Grease Pit DIO his fill of food when it was unlikely if the restaurant would be able to accommodate the latter's appetite. OVA Polnareff grew to be obsessively fond of Grease Pit DIO, his lust for the man following him for the rest of the series. He defended Grease Pit DIO's motives and desires until the bitter end, presumably fueled by his own animalistic desires.

Following Grease Pit DIO's death, OVA Polnareff becomes heartbroken and tries to seduce Lardtaro as a suitable replacement. He is rejected, but seems to have maintained good terms with Lardtaro regardless.
Big Fat Bitch Cousin

constipation

The Big Fat Bitch cousin is a single frame from a crusty grey scale CG-animated emoji from an unknown source (likely from a stock emoticon website). As its name suggests, it is the cousin of Big Fat Bitch and is often seen interacting with them.

## Personality

The Big Fat Bitch cousin doesn't seem to (at least so far) ever say full on coherent sentences, usually just random words or phrases, and it will also just say "!!!" for no reason out of nowhere. Unlike Big Fat Bitch, the Big Fat Bitch cousin appears to be more laid back and not get bothered by really anything.

## Relationships

### Family

* Big Fat Bitch (cousin)
* Juicy Peach Assling
* Peepisser
* Bert

## Gallery

The Big Fat Bitch cousin in the top left corner of the family portrait with Peepisser, Big Fat Bitch, Juicy Peach Assling and Bert.The gif the Big Fat Bitch cousin originates from.
OVERHEAVEN GIOGIO

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

The bot profile picture

Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
Risotto Nero

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

The bot profile picture

Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
Vaegir Nations

**Realm:** Curavat Tsardom

**Ruler:** Tsar Krasimir Aleksandrovich Zivanov

**Heir:** Vsevolod Aleksandrovich

**Succession:** Agnatic Primogeniture

**Ruling Dynasty:** House of Zivan / Zivanov

**Religion:** Orthodox Makerism. While not accepted, shamanism persists in the far east.

**Color:** Burgundy

**Language:** Pirash Vaegir

**Culture:** Curavat and Khudanese. There are Khachi, Churevs, Khuzaks, and Chukzeks who live in the far east.

**Government:** Feudal Monarchy

**Relationships:** Rivalry with Rivacheg

**Influence:** Tsardom of Moscow, Principality of Polotsk, Kievan Rus

**Description:** The Tsardom was founded in 1238 by Aleksandr, the Grand Prince of Curaw and Khudan. Throughout his reign countless reforms and laws were passed, centralizing the realm and expanding royal authority. This has led to trend of nepotism, with the Zivanovs controlling about half of the realm. Taking advantage of the chaos in the east the Tsardom also conquered vast swathes of land, dividing them between with the Khudanese aristocracy and royal vaivodes and rektors. Much of the remote northeast and southeast is controlled by allied nomads, who the Tsar extracts tribute from. Following Aleksandr's death in 1254 Krasimir has ascended to the throne and has still not married.

**Realm:** Grand Principality of Reyvadin

**Ruler:** Grand Prince Zydrunas Solketi and Grand Prince Leszek Solketi

**Heir:** N/A

**Succession:** Hereditary

**Ruling Dynasty:** Solketi

**Religion:** Orthodox Makerist. There is a sizable Core Makerist minority.

**Color:** Light Yellow

**Language:** Reyvad Vaegir, Dramish

**Culture:** Reyvad, Dramish. The Dramish have heavily assimilated with the Reyvads.

**Government:** Mixed Feudal Monarchy, with republican elements (Co-Monarchy)

**Relationships:** Overlord of Dramuvas and Oposka. Partial alliance with the Curavat Tsardom (Only Leszek is part of it).

**Influence:** Kingdom of Poland, Rus

**Realm:** Grand Principality of Rivacheg

**Ruler:** Grand Prince Vasiliy Volgomirovich

**Succession:** Elective (Boyar Council and Veche)

**Religion:** Orthodox Makerism. Paganism persists in the east among the Inguchenki and some Vezets.

**Color:** Yellow

**Language:** Sturgian Vaegir

**Culture:** Rivachen, Vezets, Inguchenki, Khuzak

**Government:** Parliamentary Feudal Monarchy, with republican and democratic elements

**Relationships:** Rivalry with Curaw. Overlord of the Principality of Nevo.

**Influence:** Novgorod, Rus, Finno Ugrics, Estonia, Latvia, Baltic tribes (Vezets and Inguchenki: Suomi, Finnic)

**Realm:** Principality of Oposka

**Ruler:** Prince Leszek Solketi

**Heir:** Leszek II Solketi

**Succession:** Hereditary

**Ruling Dynasty:** Solketi

**Religion:** Orthodox Makerist

**Color:** Dark Red

**Language:** Reyvad Vaegir

**Culture:** Oposkan (Reyvad)

**Government:** Feudal Monarchy

**Relationships:** Alliance with the Curavat Tsardom

**Influence:** Ukraine, Principality of Galicia–Volhynia
Manwagon

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

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Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
ANGRY LOONETTE

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

The bot profile picture

Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
Rohan Kishibe

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

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Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
Lardtaro

Lardtaro is a minor character in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass lore. His first appearance was in the A&W (Arc).

## Personality

Not much is known of Lardtaro's personality. He frequently butt heads with Grease Pit DIO during his first appearance. Lardtaro was shown to be indifferent to the squabbles of the A&W arc, electing instead to leave in favor of finding faster food service. Lardtaro was also notable for being nearly as vulgar as Grease Pit DIO.

## History

In the A&W arc, Jotaro debuted although he played a minor presence overall. He was irritable and aggravated by Grease Pit DIO's constant jeering. He eventually grew tired of arguing and left to find faster service, in order to maintain his "bangin' figure".

In the A Greasy BBQ arc, Jotaro at first was present only to eat his fill of grilled meats. His mood ran foul when DIO OVER HEAVEN decided to revive Grease Pit DIO from the dead, much to Lardtaro's chagrin. Grease Pit DIO and Lardtaro proceeded to bicker and squabble until Lardtaro grew tired of it and attempted to summon his stand. He summons Blep Platinum and is informed by the stand that since there's a stand shortage, he and Jonathan Joestar would be forced to share. Lardtaro frustratedly realizes his position, as Blep Platinum is a docile stand and has exhibited no combative powers. Grease Pit DIO convinces DIO Over Heaven to erase Lardtaro from existence. Lardtaro's last words were a plea for the town of Halong not to forget him, and him declaring all of his belongings as being property of Jonathan Joestar.

## Relationships

OVA Polnareff- Lardtaro is presumably on good terms with OVA Polnareff. The latter hit on the former upon witnessing Grease Pit DIO's death, being lonely and desperate for an equally burlesque replacement. Lardtaro turned him down with grace, proclaiming himself a "ladies' man".
Danny

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

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Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, **Danny** and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* **Danny**: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
Truck 1

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

The bot profile picture

Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
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## R.E.O. Speedwagon

The bot profile picture

Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
Zing Zing Zingbah

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

The bot profile picture

Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
Speedwagon Foundation Guy

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

The bot profile picture

Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.
Truck 2

## R.E.O. Speedwagon

The bot profile picture

Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

## Personality

Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

## Relationships

### Family

* Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
* Danny: Pet
* Diego Brando: Pet

### Enemies

* FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
* Grease Pit DIO

## Story Actions

### 7/11 Arc

* Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

### Non-Existent Slushie Arc

* Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

### New Neighbours Arc

* Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

## Trivia

* Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.