Pun Contest

* "Everyone suddenly gets a fez Because fezes are cool "
* 11:13ArmageddongeeITApl
* Bubsy: Why do i have a turkish hat?
* 11:15TheEnderGamer10th Doctor: I DON'T KNOWWWWWW
* 11th Doctor: Because fezzes are cool
* 11:16ArmageddongeeITABubsy: Doctor? WHO?
* 11:17TheEnderGamerSans: nice pun.
* 11:17ArmageddongeeITABubsy winks
* Bubsy: I'm a master, man.
* 11:18TheEnderGamerSans: you are very punny, my friend. \*camera zooms in on sans as he shrugs\*
* 11:19ArmageddongeeITABubsy: ...Oh, you were.... very claws to beating me.
* Bubsy laughs at his own pun
* 11:20TheEnderGamerSans: yep, i got first place. get punned on \*camera zooms in again\*
* 11:20ArmageddongeeITABubsy: It is getting so Claws. Did i say i am clawstrophobic? I don't like claws places.
* Bubsy gets that repeating the same word makes it less funny
* 11:22TheEnderGamerSans: stop repeating the same joke, otherwise it'll get bland
* 11:23ArmageddongeeITABubsy: Yeah, i understand. After a while i look like a.... Catatomic Catastrophe.
* Bubsy winks again
* \*ba dum tsss\*
* 11:23TheEnderGamerSans: you can make puns. i can make a skeleton too.
* camera zoom thing happen
* 11:27ArmageddongeeITABubsy: Uh....
* Bubsy: I have to admit i have lost.
* 11:28TheEnderGamerSans: you've been un-punned. face it, i've got a ton up my sleeve.
* Sans: you want more puns?
* 11:29ArmageddongeeITABubsy: Yeah, i wanna hear you!
* 11:30TheEnderGamerSans: \*takes a deep breath\* get ready for this...
* Sans: Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin!
* Sans: Why can't skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.
* Sans: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? SPARERIBS
* Sans: My favorite instrument? the TromBONE, of course.
* Sans: My brother truly is a numbSKULL
* Sans: What do skeletons hate the most about wind? Nothing, it goes right through them.
* Sans: Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts
* Sans: When does a skeleton laugh? When someone tickles his funny bone!
* Sans: In the end, Asgore made Papyrus a cool Hedge Skull-ture
* 11:31ArmageddongeeITABubsy: W-Wow.... just wow.... YOU'RE PURR-FECT AT PUNS! You outsmarted me, it's just... wow.
* 11:31TheEnderGamerSans: Papyrus doesn't like my hotdogs. probally because he doesn't have the stomach for it!
* 11:32ArmageddongeeITABubsy: Wait, you have a brother?
* 11:32TheEnderGamerSans: i'll tell more puns. but first, let me take a skelfie
* Sans: yes, his name is papyrus
* 11:32ArmageddongeeITABubsy: Whoa! I have nephews, but my developers didn't say who they are sons of so i don't know if i have a brother or a sister!
* 11:33TheEnderGamerSans: ah, those freaking developers. they can sometimes wear me down to the BONE
* 11:33ArmageddongeeITABubsy: ....Oh, that was a good one!
* 11:34TheEnderGamerSans: \*winks\* i've got a lot more
* 11:34ArmageddongeeITABubsy: But get ready FUR some good ol' bubsy puns!
* 11:34TheEnderGamerSans: good one
* Devingee has joined the chat.
* 11:34ArmageddongeeITABubsy: 'Cause i'm a trained purr-fessional in this camp!
* 11:34DevingeeHello?
* 11:34ArmageddongeeITAHi Devin!
* 11:34DevingeeBubsy? Lel
* 11:34TheEnderGamerHey dervin
* Dervin lol
* 11:35ArmageddongeeITAYeah, Bubsy and Sans are doing a pun contest
* 11:36TheEnderGamerSans: get ready to get punned o-wait i did that one
* 11:37ArmageddongeeITABubsy: You're running out of ideas, heh? Well, i think that for you it's the time to take a paws!
* \*Ba dum ts\*
* 11:37DevingeeHah
* 11:37TheEnderGamerSans: oh well, i still have a PUN more
* camera zoom
* 11:37Devingee\*rimshot\*
* 11:37ArmageddongeeITABubsy: ....You're tough.
* Bubsy: Really, if i can take a bit of your style.... I am not gonna surrender 'till i dry you to the BONES!
* 11:39TheEnderGamerSans: oh just you wait cat, cuz i'm bad to the bone
* camera zoom
* + rimshot
* 11:42ArmageddongeeITABubsy: ....Owwww, i have still more, but i don't wanna let the cat out of the bag. But Purr-haps i'll do some good one.
* 11:42TheEnderGamerSans: oh come on, you ain't gonna rattle me bones
* camera zoom + rimshot
* 11:43Devingee
* 11:43TheEnderGamerwut
* 11:44DevingeeFACH
* 11:44TheEnderGamerwat
* 11:44Devingeecomputer screwup
* 11:44TheEnderGamerk
* 11:44ArmageddongeeITABubsy: Stop with the Bone jokes, you know. Kids don't like bones. We're in a family audience, we shall act like..... in a furry tale.
* \*Ba dum ts\*
* 11:45DevingeeOh, and a "furry tale" is much better?
* XD
* 11:45ArmageddongeeITAhttp://instantrimshot.com/
* 11:45TheEnderGamerFurry: YES FURRIES RULEEEE
* 11:46ArmageddongeeITABubsy: OH NO MY FANS APPEARED
* 11:46TheEnderGamerBubsy is swarmed by furries who make bubsy porn
* 11:46DevingeeXD
* ok, this is getting out of control
* 11:47TheEnderGamernah
* 11:47Devingeegtg
* 11:47TheEnderGamerkk bye
* 11:47ArmageddongeeITAbye
* Bubsy runs away, scared
* Bubsy leaves sans a note
* "P.S. This is still better than your fanbase"
* 11:48TheEnderGamerSans reads the note
* Devingee has left the chat.
* 11:48TheEnderGamerSans: hmm... maybe
* MamaLuigi22 has joined the chat.
* 11:48TheEnderGamerHey Ml22
* 11:48ArmageddongeeITABubsy: \*Laughs\* Just kidding, though! We could be good friends!
* Hi
* 11:49TheEnderGamerSans: yeah, you're pretty cool and punny
* 11:49ArmageddongeeITABubsy: You're too.... but we need to take a paws from the pun contest. You know, people thinks they're unfunny!
* 11:50TheEnderGamerSans: k then
* MamaLuigi22 has left the chat.
* 11:50TheEnderGamerSans grabs out a hotdog and eats it
* 11:53ArmageddongeeITABubsy plays with a yarnball
* 11:53TheEnderGamerSans takes out his trumpet and starts playing
* 11:54ArmageddongeeITABubsy listens
	+ Bubsy: (He plays songs?)
	+ IAMFREEGEE has joined the chat.
	+ 11:54TheEnderGamerHey freegee
	+ 11:55IAMFREEGEEHi
	+ 11:55ArmageddongeeITAhi freegee
	+ 11:56IAMFREEGEEBtw Arma have you seen this: http://anti-esdw-army.deviantart.com
	+ It's hilarious
	+ 11:57ArmageddongeeITAwait a second
	+ ONE OF THESE GUYS IS A MERIGROCK RECOLOR
	+ 11:57TheEnderGamerPapyrus: SANS! WHO'S THIS CAT YOU'RE SPEAKING TO?!
	+ 11:57IAMFREEGEEYes he is
	+ 11:57ArmageddongeeITABubsy: I am Bubsy Bobcat, the greatest feline to ever touch ground!
	+ 11:58TheEnderGamerSans: he's cool, he likes making puns
	+ Papyrus: Oh. ok
	+ Papyrus: Would you like to try some of my spaghetti? \*pulls out plate of spaghetti\*
	+ 11:59ArmageddongeeITABubsy: Uhm... why not?
	+ 12:00TheEnderGamerPapyrus gives Bubsy the plate
	+ 12:00ArmageddongeeITABubsy eats some spaghetti
	+ 12:01TheEnderGamer(i don't need to explain how it tastes since you know undertale)
	+ 12:02ArmageddongeeITA(Yeah, they're terrible)
	+ Bubsy tries not to vomit everything as he eats
	+ 12:02TheEnderGamerPapyrus: DO YOU LIKE IT?
	+ Papyrus looks anxious
	+ 12:04ArmageddongeeITABubsy: ....Y-Yes. \*Tries to smile\*
	+ 12:04TheEnderGamerPapyrus makes the kawaii face that you may or may not know
	+ Papyrus: FINALLY! ANOTHER PERSON WHO LOVES MY SPAGHETTI AS MUCH AS THAT HUMAN DID!
	+ 12:06ArmageddongeeITABubsy: ....Uh... yeaaaaah...
		- Papyrus: I KNEW THAT I WOULD FIND PEOPLE WITH GOOD TASTES!
		- 12:08ArmageddongeeITABubsy: Well, modestly, i do have good tastes...
		- 12:08TheEnderGamerPapyrus: EXACTLY!
		- 12:09Finn168719Doomguy appears
		- Doomguy: Hmmm... I think i shall try...
		- 12:09ArmageddongeeITABubsy: I see a... space marine over here?
		- 12:10TheEnderGamerSans: you look like a character from one sci-fi novel i read
		- 12:10Finn168719Doomguy: What was it called?
		- 12:11TheEnderGamerSans: galaxy wars. it's a series actually
		- 12:11ArmageddongeeITABubsy: Uh.....
		- 12:11TheEnderGamerSans: one of the best in my opinion
		- 12:11ArmageddongeeITABubsy: Don't know about it.
		- 12:11Finn168719Doomguy: What the heck is that?
		- 12:12TheEnderGamerPapyrus: I've gotta go excercise, see ya! \*immediatly changes to his jog boy outfit and starts sprinting to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVPYblb8GW8 \*
		- 12:12Finn168719Doomguy: You should probably play Jarrettstein 3D.
		- 12:13TheEnderGamerSans: really? you expect me to walk all the way to the store and buy that game? psh.
		- 12:13ArmageddongeeITABubsy: I'm superfast, i could.