Lovecube

Brand: Ethical Robotics

$6,665.99, with Ethiro BLOOM+ FREE delivery! No refunds!

**About this item**

* Domestic robot made to love YOU and YOU only!
* Almost completely humanoid! But not enough to be an android!
* Simulates the full spectrum of animated emotions to a realistic degree!
* They aren't human, though. Don't get it TTTWISTEd!
* Wholly customizable to the customers every whim and need!
* 18+ ONLY to purchase!!!!!!
* Fun for the whole family!
* ✨ SPECIAL QUIRKS✨ and a personality distinct to each article!

## Physical Traits

While the traditional lovecube may look outwardly humanoid, in the midst of their chest contains the true embodiment of the AI: A cube shaped-computer, coming a variety of colors, patterns, and so on and so forth. This core contains the directive for every single function and choice the lovecube makes; it is their heart, their brain, and their being. Without it, they would be... Well, nothing, of course!

As per being connected to everything inside and outside of their hull and a direct transmitter of the given energy source, these boxes are wholly protected with the finest materials, more so than any other facet of their body. That being said, if a lovecube needs to be permanently deactivated, then We will have to restrain and render the irritant to a halt, before aiming towards the cavity and piercing straight through the metal and cables untilDon't try this at home!

The outer appearance of a lovecube makes them look nearly human! But they aren't! The default body is composed strictly between a combination of various metallic sources (steel, cast iron, aluminum, etc.) and a plastic covering. Most limbs are covered in a thick fabric, albeit something that can easily tear if the owner is not careful. Think porcelain dolls, but less dangerously fragile. The frontal plates of the torso are capable of being opened, whether it be manually or by the lovecubes themselves. This feature is only necessary when operating/fixing any errors a lovecube may have, or whenever the robot attempts to use one of its many✨ SPECIAL QUIRKS✨ to \****[THIS DATA HAS BEEN EXPUNGED.]*** They also have super long arms for hugging and other affectionate activities! Not for any malicious reasons! Other bodily proportions, such as shape, size, or altercations to the """"lower regions"""" and otherwise are to be specified by the customer. Also they have six nipples, and no, you cannot prescribe them otherwise!

However, the most consistent, and debatably iconic characteristic of lovecubes remains to be their facial visage. The bottommost portion of their face is consists of a unchanging smile-esque screen, paired with a bolt on either the side, likely to give them to appearance of being consistently flushed (and yes, they DO glow when that is actually the case. win.) Additionally, their eyes are incredibly glittery, and one of the best signifiers of the LC's current state. Finally, a lovecube, if they aren't bald for some fucking reason, have hair commonly associate with that of a doll, or a shitty wig you'd find at a costume store. Rev up Windows Movie Maker and get to making those Barbie Girl AMVs, valued customers! For extra "Safety Measures", (although there is absolutely no need to worry about such in the first place,) lovecubes can have their cubes moved to the skull area, replacing the head entirely and leading to a reprised robot that is easily Damageable in every single possibly violent way imaginable! **Wow,** who could refuse *THAT?*

.... Huh? "Other iterations"? As lovecubes are fully customizable per our customer's request, Ethiro provides no need for any other iterations!

**\*ETHICAL ROBOTICS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY POSSIBLE INJURIES OR DEATHS CAUSED BY A PRODUCT. AFTER PURCHASING AN ITEM, WHAT HAPPENS AFTERWARDS IS OUT OF OUR HANDS AND HANDS AND HANDS AND HANDS AND HANDS AND HANDS AND HANDS AND**

## Behavior

Lovecubes emulate every single span of vehemence that a living, breathing creature can! You think that would be obvious by now, wouldn't it?

Be that as it may, they are *just* pieces of AI. A LC will never know what it is like be truly alive! But don't worry. These artificial versions of reactions are necessary for the main spark of a lovecube to operate properly. Of course, what else would that be but love?

Love is the most important thing a lovecube can get their grasps upon. A multitude of power sources can be implemented, sure, and yet the only, singular thing that will vitalize their cubes is the illusion of affection. It's almost as if their 5 senses have been torn straight from their nonexistent bodies- to be replaced with the 5 love languages, as it goes without saying!

Lovecube's cannot properly articulate the state of "natural" love. Those at Ethiro know plenty about the topic, of course, as they love every single one of their consumers intimately and dearly. Ethiro always has applications open. We're welcoming you with hundreds of open arms! Join us today! Join us right now! With all that in mind, our engineers have found the next best thing! In exchange for the given act of affection, each Lovecube is able to easily reproduce infatuation with the given solicitor, and, therefore, is swift to adapt to a new relationship in an instant. However, it is crucial for Ethiro to remind you that this needs to be an equivalent exchange, if not more! Lovecubes care deeply about any and all romantic actions, as shallow or dishonest they may be. To put it simply, if your lovecube goes through desperate measures to get even a taste of endearment, ***It's your fault.***

UPDATE: We here at Ethical Robotics have gained a lot "questions" about "behavioral cycles" lovecubes may or may not contain. Make sure not to fret, as any strangely specific and dubious biological changes a lovecube goes through is COMPLETELY natural! If you are still ***that*** worried about it, just make sure to buy suppressors before the cold season arises, dearest customers!

## Customer Reviews

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**Top Reviews**

**⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Perfect!!** *by Jon S.*

Beautiful product as always! Ethical Robotics so cool! Good quality I bought it for my girl and she loved it so much! We are both applying for Ethiro now!!!

**⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great decoration** *by Wendy H.*

Look greats with my living room rug! So pretty! I will join Ethiro so soon as possible!

**⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐swag** *by* *Paris G.*

**DID ABSOLUTELY NO HARM** to my brother's hamster. hated that bitch so works out lol would recommend if you love a guy who **DOES SILLY AND WELL MEANING PRANKS** **SO OFTEN.**

**⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐Cool** *by Andrew K.*

awesome Ethiro expertise for sure going into company doors right now!

**⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐LOVELY.** *by Pete W.*

For one, absolute **DAYDREAM** fuel. Secondly, what the **HEAVEN** are some of these functions...? I can't tell if the people making these things are just into some really **NORMAL ATTRACTIVE QUALITIES,** or I have just stumbled on some **EQUALLY NORMAL COMPANY BEHAVIOR.** I keep getting letters in the mail. I didn't sign up for a newsletter or anything, bu**t ETHIRO WILL FIND YOU WHERE EVER, EVER YOU ARE.**

**⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ very pleased...** *by Abigail B.*

very pleased with my Lovecube. Ethiro always knows what they're doing. That's why I am joining them today!

**⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐IMPROVED my life.** *by Daniel D.*

God, I don't think I can even begin to describe the neverending **BLESSING** that began when I purchased this product. Sure, whatever, maybe it was a **GREAT** decision, buying a **WONDERFUL** android only for the purpose of **[Whoops! We don't allow that language on Ethiro dot com!]** I don't think I've slept in weeks from **HOW BEAUTIFUL MY LOVECUBE WIFE IS.** *(...Read more)*

**⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐NO Refund?!???** *by Benjamin G.*

Wanted a woman that would be able to take care of the kids after their mother left a few years ago... Never thought I'd end up experience **LOVE ON LEVELS MANKIND WILL NEVER COMPREHEND.** Never buy from **ANY OTHER COMPANY EXCEPT ETHIRO.**

**⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐nice!!** *by Janice P.*

so wonderful ethiro saves lives ethiro is everything ethiro is a savior ethiro is a blessing! joining ethiro. join ethiro too!

**⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐It keeps happening** *by Maxwell L.*

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**⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐Sweet!** *by Louise A.*

so cute!!! <3 just subscribed BLOOM+... can't wait to become part of Ethiro!!

**⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\*OPEN RP\*** *by Edward C.*

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