Events

**Events** are one of the basic aspects of *BitLife*, in which make the gameplay more attractive and make the game closer to real life. Events either happen randomly or make happened by the player; and require a decision, in which will give certain ribbons for certain decisions chosen.

Events may or may not affect a character's life. Depending on the decision the player chooses,
events can impact your relationships with others, lead to prison, and other things. Some are small choices while others are extreme and can change the course of a life.

Childhood events do not do much. SOS situations are scenarios that can have a player try to save a life. Sexual encounters are scenarios that have a character pick a course of action when a sex worker is nearby. Animal encounters are when characters encounter an animal and decide what to do about it. A criminal situation is where a character sees a stranger commit a crime and must decide how to respond. Achievements can sometimes be earned based on the events and how you do. In many updates, new events are being added, most recently, events affecting a character's line of work and their vacationing.

## Random Events

These are events that are not where the player can choose. They do not affect the storyline, and instead are just for aesthetic.

* A [Number]-year-old boy in [Country] purchased a [Car]. The boy saved for the car by collecting coins he found in water fountains for more than [Number] years.
* A [Number]-year-old man/woman in [Country] has won the lottery jackpot for the third time, making him/her one of the wealthiest citizens in the country.
* A bank in [Country] is filling bankruptcy after its ATMs distributed double the cash on withdraws for [Number] straight days. The CEO explained that excess humidity is responsible for the error that the extra moisture caused the bills to stick together.
* A blind man hit me with his cane and called me a [Insult].
* A Category [Number] hurricane makes landfall on the [Country]. [Number] people lose their homes, while [Number] more enjoy wonderful kitesurfing conditions.
* A Category [Number] cyclone has made landfall over parts of [Country]. Wind gusts at the eye of the storm have already exceeded 200 miles per hour, and the storm urge has raised the water level more than 15 feet. This catastrophic storm is predicted to have an unprecedented death toll.
* A crisis looms as tensions between [Country 1] and [Country 2] heighten.
* A cyclone of never-before-seen strength ravages [Number] square miles of land in [Country], displacing [Number] people.
* A dada branch in [Country] has caused personal information of [Number] residents to be leaked onto the dark web.
* A deadly typhoon mercilessly strikes [Country], killing [Number] and destroying thousands of homes.
* A depletion of resources has left [Country 1] with no choice but to surrender to [Country 2].
* A deranged military veteran unloads [Number] rounds into a crowd in [Country], killing [Number] people.
* A determined birdie of locust/wildfire consumes [Number] acres of vegetation in [Country]. The resulting drought claims [Number] lives.
* A devastating [Number] magnitude earthquake strikes [City], resulting in the loss of [Number] lives. [Number] more are left without power for weeks.
* A devastating air campaign by the [Country 1] on [Country 2]'s stronghold of [City] has resulted in a 24-hour curfew.
* A dike in [City] broke after [Number] straight days in torrential rain, resulting in widespread flooding.
* A friend told me that [Drug] helped relieve their [health problem]/overcome their fear of heights.
* A giant sleeping volcano in [Country] erupts, pitching chunks of rock and magma [Number] miles outward. The death toll rises to [Number].
* A group of lost, misfortunate yodelers accidentally generate an immense avalanche in [Country], killing [Number] people.
* A group of senior citizens in [City] were arrested after stealing a van from their nursing home. They were detained after the van was spotted outside of a local [Place].
* A guard hit me with their baton and called me [Insult] for not making my bed.
* A heckler called me [Insult] in a celebrity event.
* A homeless man in [City] is being honored after he [Honoring Activity].
* A huge landslide at a decades-old landfill site in [Country] claims [Number] lives in the neighboring town.
* A huge tremor shook [City], leaving hundreds of thousands of citizens without electricity. The epicenter of the earthquake measured 6.0 on the Richter Scale and had a depth of less than one mile.
* A local holiday bringing in thousands of tourists inadvertently generates an immense avalanche in [Country], killing [Number] people.
* A major typhoon terrorizes the citizens of [Country] and floods the streets of [City].
* A man in [Country] has died after being struck by a falling coconut while picking up his dog's feces.
* A man in [Country] is planning to marry a cloned version of himself. He said that he is excited to get know himself better.
* A man in [State] has died after being eaten by an alligator he had been keeping in his bathtub.
* A person in [Country] died after plummeting off a 200-foot-high cliff, where they had been practicing yoga. It is reported that they were in the downward dog position when the incident occurred.
* A new monumental sociological experiment indicates that people all over the world view [Country]'s citizens as the most attractive of all. [Number] of them become instantly conceited.
* A new rebel governmental uprising in [Country 1] promptly brings an end to the [Number]-year war with [Country 2]
* A new wave of economic sanctions imposed by [Country 1] force [Country 2] to retaliate with military force.
* A nuclear meltdown in [Country] has claimed the lives of [Number] people, and forced [Number] people to flee their homes.
* A resource war between [Country 1] and [Country 2] has been formally declared by the United Nations.
* A rumor is spreading I [Rumor]. Sigh, the media.
* A scientist from [Country] has discovered the world's largest dinosaur penis fossil in a small village outside of [City]. It is reported that the find has stirred up some jealously that the archeological world, leaving some scientists with dinosaur penis envy.
* A seismic sensor in [City] detected a magnitude [Number] earthquake moments after the city's soccer team scored a game winning goal in a high profile match. Scientists believe that the fans are responsible for causing the small tremor.
* A statue created by world-renowned artist, [Name], crumbled to pieces moments after being purchased for [Number] million at an American art auction.
* A technology company in [Country] has developed an alarm clock that uses its robotic arm to awaken users with a happy ending massage. Users are reporting that they are starting their days with a strong finish.
* A terrorist attack in [Country] has claimed the lives of [Number] innocent people.
* A torrential downpour in [Country] has caused several landslides across the country. There are already [Number] confirmed deaths, but the death toll continues to rise with each new report.
* A towering tsunami crashes into [Country]'s seaboard. [Number] people couldn't make it out in time.
* A train derailment in [Country] has killed [Number] people.
* A tsunami has pounded the coast of [Country] after a magnitude [Number] earthquake occurred [Number] miles off shore. It is expected that there will be tens of thousands of casualties, with most of the survivors being left homeless.
* A twister touched down in an urban area of [Country] today, killing [Number] people and leaving another [Number] injured.
* A very intelligent man from my town named Jack died, but I wasn't too upset because I don't know Jack.
* A vicious tornado moss through the suburbs of [City]. Millions of dollars in property damage ensue and deaths total [Number].
* Afforestation overburdens the terrain of [Country], causing flash landslides countrywide.
* After failing to respect its cultural preferences, [Country 1] has abruptly initiated war with [Country 2]
* Air raid sirens echo around [City] and business comes to a standstill as tensions between [Country 1] and [Country 2] escalate into all-out war.
* Aliens have launched a hostile coordinated attack on the [Country]. [Number] have died and [Number] have been injured.
* An airliner from [Country 1] has been hijacked by dissidents from [Country 2] who force the plane to divert to [City]. [Number] passengers are executed in the resulting standoff with authorities.
* An airliner from [Country] has crashed while on final decent in [City], killing [Number] people.
* An astronaut in space has spotted and photographed a galactic bulge, much to the charging of his fellow astronauts.
* An enormous tidal wave has engulfed the coastline of [Country] after an asteroid crashed into the nearby sea. The wake of the impact sent an 80-foot tsunami wave racing towards the shore at a speed of approximately 20 mph. The loss of life in this tragic event is expected to be unprecedented.
* An explosives manufacturing plant in the [Country] detonates in an immense fatal explosion, killing [Number] workers and maiming [Number] more.
* An increase in population, combined with decreasing annual precipitation levels, has lead to drought throughout parts of [Country].
* An outbreak of the plague has descended on [Country] , killing [Number] in just [Number] months.
* An undersea oil rig explosion off the coast of [Country] spawns a disastrous tsunami that plummets inland. [Number] people lose their lives and [Number] more are injured.
* An unforeseen tsunami devastates business in [Country], killing [Number] people and causing irreversible damage to surrounding areas.
* An unknown genome called BTX-[Number] has spread in [Country], causing [Disease] in an estimated [Number] people.
* An unsolicited missile attack from [Country 1] places [Country 2] in war crisis mode.
* Another celebrity posted on social media telling everyone that I am back at sex/have a small penis.
* Another celebrity posted on social media that having sex with me is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
* Bob Ross has taught me to appreciate how much can be done using titanium white.
* Bright Camera flashes blinded me for [Number] straight hours. Damn paparazzi!
* Casualties from the war measure in the hundreds/thousands/tens of thousands.
* Citing ideological differences, [Country 1] has condemned [Country 2] to a complete suspension of exports.
* Citizens in [Country 1] have fled to bomb shelters to escape air raids from [Country 2]
* Computers in [Country] have been become self-aware. The ensuing battle claims [Number] human lives and destroys [Number] robots.
* Corrupt law enforcement in [Country] results in the public execution of [Number] peaceful protesters.
* Country-possessive forces have been withdrawn from [Country], indicating an end to the war.
* Dad has been beating me to mom's breast milk a lot lately.
* Dad has been drinking my breast milk a lot lately.
* Deep sea agitation facilitated a quick but devastating volcanic eruption in [Country]. [Number] deaths have been confirmed. Up to [Number] more are suspected to be trapped in the rubble.
* Despite attempts to conceal my identity, I've already been recognized by fans [Number] times this month.
* Drought conditions have officially beset [Country].
* Erectile dysfunction medication sales in [Country] have skyrocketed this quarter, propping up more than just the economy.
* Every bouncer in every club shows me extra love due to my fame.
* Explosives testing in [Country] loosens underlying earth, producing a magnitude [Number] earthquake, killing [Number] people and injuring [Number] more.
* Financial collapse in [Country] caused [Number] people to lose their jobs.
* Financial markets crash across the globe as fears that the conflict between [Country 1] and [Country 2] will result in World War 3.
* For some reason hiking boots are starting to remind me of salt water taffy.
* Genetic mutations in much of the produce and meat options available take their toll on the human species. Suddenly many people are born with black fingernails.
* Global warming in [Country] devastates available food sources. [Number] people are forced to migrate.
* Hundreds of people collected cash along a highway in [City] after an armored truck exploded. In total, more than 100,000 bills were collected by local citizens.
* Hurricane [Name] makes landfall on [Country] as a Category [Number] storm. [Number] lose their lives while [Number] homes are destroyed.
* I accidentally forwarded a naked picture of myself to everyone I know.
* I accidentally dropped my phone/ring in the the garbage disposal while it was running.
* I accidentally shouted a forbidden word [Event].
* I accidentally scored a basket for the other team in a co-ed basketball game.
* I am required to serve [Number] days on jury duty.
* I am wondering if there can be anything better than puddle jumping/playing hide and seek.
* I ate some super spicy [Country] food and my [Body Part] paid the price for [Number] days.
* I became the butt joke of a meme that went viral.
* I believe I saw a ghost/UFO while taking a walk at night.
* I bent down to tie my shoes and a dog peed on my back/a woman ran over me with her stroller.
* I bent down to tie my shoes and a bum touched my face.
* I borrowed my friend's fog proof mirror to help me shave those hard-to-reach places in the shower.
* I called my internet company/bank and waited on hold for [Number] minutes. I'm now considering looking for a new one.
* I can now play "Hot Cross Buns" on the recorder.
* I can't help but become fascinated with America's idolization of gangster culture.
* I can't help but wonder if Johann Sebastian Bach would be happy or sad to know that his song is played each time someone dies in BitLife.
* I can't help but wonder if women who shame men for manspreading ever took an anatomy class.
* I can't understand why anyone would ever want to eat vegetables.
* I can't wait to be released so I can eat cake.
* I committed to volunteering at an animal shelter/community college for [Number] months.
* I crashed into a tree while skiing and got a concussion.
* I completed a 5k race, and my body hurt for [Number] days.
* I decided to ignore the voices in my head.
* I don't belong here.
* I don't sleep well or long at night. I'm up too early and go to bed too late chasing my career.
* I dropped my phone in a creek/swimming pool/lake/river and it took [Number] days to be fixed.
* I embarrassed myself about mistaking a celebrity for a different celebrity
* I farted in public today, and everyone knew it was me.
* I fell out of a speedboat and got a concussion.
* I fell out of bed and injured my [Body Part] for [Number] days.
* I finally finished a 10,000 piece puzzle.
* I finally learned how to play the piano.
* I finally solved a Rubik's cube.
* I found a handful of pennies/a scorpion in my left/right shoe.
* I got a bad fever of [Number] degrees.
* I got into a heated debate with my classmates about the proper pronunciation of the word "[Word]".
* I got kicked out of the bar for calling the bartender/manager/owner/bouncer a(n) [Insult].
* I got locked out of the house and had to wait outside for [Number] hours.
* I got recognized while buying [Food/Snack/Candy], and everyone let me skip to the front of the line.
* I got stuck in an elevator with a homeless person/know-it-all for [Number] hours.
* I got thrown of a treadmill and got a concussion.
* I guess some paparazzi took a funny picture of me [Doing Action] and it ended up being a hit meme.
* I had a dream that I got into a plane crash.
* I had a dream/nightmare that I got impregnated by Donald Trump.
* I had a fantasy that I could fly/I was a triplet.
* I had an opportunity to be an extra on a movie set.
* I have been considering working on a political campaign.
* I have been considering exploring my bondage fetish.
* I have developed an unhealthy obsession with [Something].
* I have developed the bad habit of [Bad Habit]
* I have developed a bad habit of picking my nose in public.
* I have learned how much I enjoy chewing on my toenails.
* I have learned that it's not a good idea to talk about a woman's moustache.
* I have mistakenly been taking my spouse, [Name]'s, prostate medicine/penis enlargement pills for the last [Number] days.
* I have stepped in gum [Number] times this year and it's only [Month].
* I helped a woman deliver her baby in [Location] with the help of a YouTube video.
* I injured my [Body Part] while having sex/masturbating/jogging/swimming. It took [Number] weeks to heal.
* I just found out my smartphone has a camera/calculator/games other than Bitlife.
* I learned how to read/tie my shoes/walk.
* I looked directly into a solar eclipse and couldn't see for [Number] days.
* I mispronounced another celebrity's name at [Location]
* I really think it's going to be a good year.
* I renewed my book from the library for the [Number]st/nd/rd/th straight month without accruing a single late fee. I'm going to finally read it one of these days!
* I saw $[Number] on the sidewalk but a [Stranger] picked it up before me.
* I saw a kid coming toward me on a skateboard and I tripped him because I was jealous of his youth.
* I saw my [Sibling], [Name], during recess. It was awesome/nasty/wild.
* I saw some kids passing around acid behind the football fields after the final bell at school.
* I scratched a pimple/mosquito bite until it bled.
* I secretly like to read through hundreds of comments about myself online. Sometimes it's a bit annoying/painful/surreal though.
* I should learn [Gym Type/Material Arts] just in case the zombie apocalypse happens.
* I should really exercise more.
* I spend way too much time reminiscing about Myspace.
* I spent [Number] hours of this year sitting in traffic. I could have learned something, could have gone somewhere.
* I started wearing bowties/hoodies/polos/bowler hats in an attempt to reinvent my image.
* I stayed up for [Number] hours straight due to insomnia.
* I stopped showering/brushing my teeth for [Number] days because I'm too tired when I get home.
* I suffered from constipation for [Number] days and am beginning to think there may be something wrong with my body.
* I think I'm starting to develop an irrational fear of [Something]. The first step is realization, isn't it?
* I think my teacher may be experiencing gas issues.
* I took a sip of scorching hot tea/coffee and it burned my tongue for [Number] weeks.
* I tripped over my phone charger and sprained my pinky toe for [Number] weeks.
* I vomited in front of everyone in a celebrity event.
* I was added to the BitLife's BitList of the top 100 "Youngest Stars on the Rise", Damn right!/"Coolest Oldest People of the 21st Century", Let's hope I can keep my spot!
* I was bombarded by fans/the paparazzi/TMZ News agents/teenagers while leaving a restaurant/a house/the store.
* I was crowned ruler of the [Recess Activity] at recess.
* I was eating [Food] and found a condom/spider/fingernail in my food.
* I was featured on a HBO/Hulu/Netflix/TV special. Critics [Reaction] it.
* I was hoping for a(n) [Item 1] for my birthday but instead got a(n) [Item 2].
* I was traumatized after watching a kid punt/a car back over my neighbor's toy poodle.
* I was walking and swallowed an [insect].
* I want my blankie.
* I went [Number] weeks without taking a shower.
* I went golfing and [Random Golfing Action].
* I went to the beach and [Random Beach Action].
* I went to the cafe and spilled my coffee on a stranger's laptop.
* I went to visit my kid, [Name], at the prison.
* I witnessed a [Random Stranger] "ghost riding the whip".
* I wore the same socks/underwear for [Number] weeks.
* I'm [Percent] sure that I [Random Action].
* I'm beginning to think my child, [Name], could be the next [Celebrity].
* I'm beginning to wonder if my [Sibling], [Name], has a gambling/sex/shopping addiction.
* I'm beginning to think that my [Family Member], [Name] will be the next one in the family to have a child.
* I'm feeling like beautiful/great things are coming my way.
* I'm feeling extremely exhausted from the daily grind.
* I'm learning that the louder I cry, the faster they come.
* I'm not sure if I know anyone with more problems than my math teacher.
* I really think this will be a great year.
* I'm realizing how people are much nicer when you smile.
* I'm starting to develop a crush on my teacher.
* I'm starting to feel as though my child could become an Emmy winner.
* I'm starting to feel uncomfortable in large crowds/old people.
* I'm starting to suspect that my [Parent]/[Sibling] has started menopause/is a regular at the nudist colony/ becoming incontinent/experiencing dementia/experimenting with [Drug]/is experiencing [Disease].
* I'm starting to suspect that I may have been adopted.
* I'm starting to think my [Parent] is a fan of [Person].
* I'm starting to think my [Sibling] has an eating disorder.
* I'm starting to think my cellmate is crushing on me.
* I'm starting to think my dad may be a superhero.
* I'm starting to think my mother is a fan of Pentatonix/Pink.
* I'm starting to think my neighbor is experimenting with [Drug].
* I'm starting to think my trust issues have developed from all of the raisin cookies I've mistaken for chocolate chip cookies
* I'm starting to think that my vision is getting worse.
* I'm starting to think that nap time is the best/worst time of the day.
* I'm starting to wonder if my dad is in the mafia/mob.
* I'm starting to wonder if my parents are swingers.
* I'm starting to worry about my parent's driving due to their impaired vision.
* I'm trying to wrap my head around how there are women selling their dirty bath water on the internet and making good money doing so.
* I tried, and failed, to [Activity].
* I've become nervous lately that I will get a hard-on at the dinner table.
* I've been considering exploring my spanking fetish.
* I've been considering taking ballet/ballroom dance lessons/trying to learn to play the banjo/flute.
* I've been contemplating learning how to cook [Food]
* I've been contemplating punching the next person who puts a camera in my face,
* I've been contemplating strategies for keeping people off of my lawn a lot recently.
* I've been dealing with some acne on my buttocks.
* I've been feeling so good lately that I can't stop listening to 'Happy' by Pharrell Williams.
* I've been getting emails from [Celebrity] to work on some sort of business endeavor.
* I've been having calm/crazy/painful menstrual cramps this year.
* I've been listening to [Band] lately to help me fall asleep.
* I've been really feeling like meditating lately.
* I've been reflecting a lot lately on just how awesome my knit blanket really is.
* I've been seeing a lot of aggressive behaviors/gang fights lately.
* I've been seeing people slip and fall a lot lately. Almost too much.
* I've been seeing sugar daddies with sugar babies a lot lately. Almost too much.
* I've been spending a lot of time wondering if Pinocchio has wooden testicles.
* I've been thinking about how people who throw cigarette butts out of the window deserve bad haircuts.
* I've been thinking a lot lately about how many celebrities I could have sex with.
* I've been thinking a lot lately about what it would be like if I had a doppelgänger out there somewhere, and also wondering what my hypothetical lookalike is doing right now.
* I've been thinking a lot lately about whose computer I would hack into if I could choose just one person.
* I've been thinking about why Westerners don't wear masks when they have the flu.
* I've been thinking that if men in Saudi Arabia are imprisoned for being homosexual, does that mean that the prisons in Saudi Arabia are super fabulous?
* I've been trying to determine which snobbiness annoys me the most: beer snobbery, wine snobbery, or coffee snobbery.
* I've been wondering about world currencies, when it comes to the Vietnamese dong, how much is how much is enough to get by?
* I've been wondering a lot lately about the negative correlation between vehicle size and penis size and am struggling to determine which vehicle would be best for me.
* I've been wondering if it's fair to judge a person for having feelings towards a fictional character.
* I've been working my ass off, but my butt is still the same size.
* I've been wondering if it's fair to judge a person for having feelings towards a fictional character.
* I've been wondering lately why a woman has two breasts when she typically only has one baby at a time.
* I've been wondering what it was like when you couldn't watch your favorite TV shows on demand and you actually had to watch them when they aired on TV.
* I've been wondering which factors were considered when setting the price of Gwenyth Paltrow's 'This Smells Like My Vagina' candle at $150
* I've created my crowning achievement on the walls of my home using a [Color] marker. What a work of art!
* I've determined I will not need to worry about food or bills for the next ten years if I attempt to rob a bank, regardless of whether or not I am successful
* I've gotten a hard-on at school 10 times this week and it's only Wednesday.
* I've had to clear my search history every time I have friends over.
* I've learned that a galactic/tidal bulge is not referring to an astronaut's woody/surfer's erection.
* I've learned that there was a time when in order to be considered kind, your had to rewind.
* I've noticed another inmate looking at my privates at me.
* I've really been wanting to play badminton lately, but I can't seem to find my shuttlecock.
* I've received [Number] spam calls/emails a day from different companies offering me laser hair removal/and I'm wondering if someone's out to get me.
* If I convince someone who lives on the other side of the world to place a piece of bread on the ground at the same time I do, we will have successfully made an earth sandwich.
* In the wake of rising ideological tensions, [Country 1] has began publicly ridiculing the policies of [Country 2].
* It's not even noon and I've already signed [Number] autographs.
* It's only Wednesday, and I've already taken [Number] pics with my fans.
* It's only Thursday, and I've already experienced [Number] of Poseidon's kisses.
* It is widely believed in [Country 1] that [Country 2] meddled in its last national election and that its new authoritarian/racist/misogynist/xenophobic leader, [Name], would not be in power if not for [Country 2]'s actions.
* It feels like summer vacation is never going to come!
* It turns out that I'm not the princess they told me I was.
* I’m not sure how much longer my body can withstand the physical stress of working so much.
* Lately, I've been hoping that all the little trees are really happy as Bob Ross said they are.
* Lately, I've been pondering why people call orange stoplights "yellow".
* Lately, I've been thinking a lot about busting out of the joint.
* Lately, I've been thinking a lot about which teacher at my school is the hottest.
* Lately, I've been wondering if there is a heaven, but more importantly wondering if there are crawfish there.
* Lately, I've had a strong urge to go clubbing/get some exercise/play the lottery/go to the movies.
* Lately, I've noticed that everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
* LeBron James dunked on me in a celebrity basketball game.
* Looming conflict between [Country 1] and [Country 2] has spawned intense riots in [City].
* Massive casualties of the war with [Country 1] render [Country 3] hopeless against [Country 1]'s war efforts, leading to imminent surrender.
* Massive deforestation in [Country 1] has resulted in mass emigration to [Country 2].
* Massive landslides in [Country] coat essential highways in loose earth. Emergency responders report [Number] deaths due to lack of resources.
* Mom has been trying to get out the pea that I stuck in my nose for [Time] minutes.
* Mom has read me the same picture book [Number] times, and unlike her, I love it more each time.
* Mother nature moved her body in a dangerous cyclone through [Country]. Most evacuated, however [Number] deaths have been confirmed.
* Much of [City] is under water due to a constant torrential downpour that has inundated the area for [Number] straight days. Bruce Springsteen has been reported to have been lost in the flood.
* My [Body part] got sunburned and it took [Number] days to heal.
* My [Sibling], [Name], is showing obvious signs of jealousy over my [Car].
* My [Sibling], [Name], confronted me about missing their birthday and said that it was because I'm working way too much.
* My [Sibling], [Name], gave me a swirly. I held on to my resentment for [Number] weeks.
* My [Sibling], [Name], has been sneaking out at night and I'm not sure if I should report them.
* My [Worker] took like [Number] pictures of us.
* My agent told me I haven't been getting as many endorsement offers lately.
* My classmates and I have been fighting about what the best Disney movie is.
* My computer was hacked and my accounts were compromised.
* My dishwasher broke and flooded everything.
* My fear of spiders is getting worse by the day.
* My friend and I got our dongles tangled up together while we were hanging out in my bedroom.
* My grandchild said that it's always more fun with me than it is at home.
* My home was robbed while I was away but fortunately nothing of value was stolen.
* My spouse, [Name]'s, bank account is looking attractive right now. Won't be long...
* My spouse, [Name], just told me the story of their first [Drug] experience. It was crazy/quite unexpected.
* My spouse, [Name], likes driving my [Name of Car] even more than I do.
* My spouse, [Name], says that if we ever meet [Name], a hall-pass will be issued in our relationship. I'm alright/(not) on board with that.
* My spouse, [Name], told me that I never have time to do the little things anymore, like watching our favorite show on Tuesday nights.
* My parent taught me about the critical relationship that once existed between a cassette tape and a pencil.
* My new teacher keeps telling me how wild my big sibling, [Name] used to be in her class.
* My pee smells funny, maybe I'm taking too many/I need to take more vitamins/I should lay off the asparagus.
* My child, [Name], has been getting straight [Letter]'s in [Subject].
* My teacher asked me a question when I wasn't paying attention [Number] times in one week. I got half of them wrong.
* My teacher ripped my AirPods out of my ears, destroyed them and called me an AirPod Jerk in front of the class.
* My teacher said that they would like to share a word for the wise, then told me that I could check out for that portion of the lesson.
* Newly discovered precious natural resources have been found in [Country 1], resulting in an export rivalry with [Country 2].
* No cows are spared from a terrible twister that tears through [Country]. [Number] cows perish, while all locals survive unscathed.
* Nuclear negotiations between [Country 1] and [Country 2] have intensified.
* Official numbers have not been reported, but the death toll is unexpected to be unprecedented.
* On the brink of World War 3, [Country 1] and [Country 2] have settled their differences for the betterment of their people.
* Over the past few days, my child has been behaving super bratty.
* Overpopulation causes dangerous food shortages in the [Country].
* Overpopulation in [Country] devastates available food sources. [Number] people are forced to migrate.
* Peace talks have commenced as [Country 1] and [Country 2] are finally looking to end their conflict.
* Radio stations in [Country] have collectively decided to stop playing [Musician] songs.
* Recent accusations from [Name], leader of [Country 1] have investigated war between [Country 2] and [Country 3].
* Recent studies have determined that people are only actually laughing out loud [Number]% of the time when writing "LOL".
* Recently, I've been having an internal debate about whether I would take the red pill or the blue pill.
* Recently, I've been researching Scientology.
* Recently, I've been starting to wish I wasn't famous.
* Recently, I've been thinking about all of the dirty things I would do to increase my level of fame.
* Recently, I've been thinking about the average Joe, and contemplating how scary it is that half of the world's population is dumber than that guy.
* Recently, I've been thinking that a sloppy joe is really just a chili sandwich.
* Recently, I've been thinking that if all humans are truly unique, then we must also all be totally typical .
* Recently, I've been wondering why the Bible is the most stolen book on America.
* Religious feuds fester between [Country 1] and [Country 2].
* Residents of [Country] have largely converted to fly larvae-based protein as their main source of nutrients.
* Scientists have announced that [Percentage] of the Earth's oceans are now comprised of garbage.
* Seasonal monsoons pound the terrain of [Country], causing landslides countrywide
* Serial criminal [Name] has been taken into custody in [Country] and charged with [Number] counts of rubbing their [Body Part] on random [Locations/Animals/People]. The people rejoiced.
* Social media has really been getting down lately.
* Social media is officially banned in [Country].
* Some [Horror] fan keeps [Horror Thing]. It's creepy!
* Someone drove by and splashed my with a puddle, so I yelled at the driver and called them [Insult]
* Sometimes, I think they put dragon meat in [Country] food, because I ate some and now I'm breathing fire out of my [Body Part].
* Stevie Nicks is reported dead after a landslide bought her down in [Country].
* Tension are rising between [County 1] and [Country 2].
* The 5 most popular social media platforms on Earth have deactivated their like and views features. Worldwide depression and suicide have dropped [Number]% and [Number]% respectively.
* The BitLife devs gave me a free [Car]!
* The UN drafts a peace treaty that has been adopted by [Country 1] and [Country 2]. Their corresponding war ends.
* The [Country]'s leader, [Name], threw up during their UN address. The internet had a field day.
* The citizens of [Country] have officially and unanimously outlawed [Something].
* The city of [City] suffers [Number] casualties after a deadly tornado rips through its streets.
* The death toll from the war reached [Number] with an additional [Number] injured.
* The famous actor, [Name] has died at the age of [Number] from [Cause of Death] while filming in [City].
* The famous musician, [Name] has unexpectedly died at the age of [Number] from [Cause of Death] while on tour in [City].
* The first ever gaming Olympics have been organized in [Country].
* The leader of [Country], [Name], has been assassinated in a political rally in [City].
* The leader of [Country 1], [Name], has declared that [Country 2] and [Country 3] represent an axis of evil.
* The paparazzi caught me purchasing [Item].
* The rooftop water storage tank on [Country]'s capital building bursts, flooding surrounding areas.
* The war left [Number] dead and another [Number] Injured.
* The water level of [Country]'s aquifers are at an all-time low, causing a great of concern amongst Canada's politicians and environmental scientists.
* The Wizard of Oz sent [Country] his next grandiose dimension-altering tornado. [Number] people seem to have gone missing along with [Number] Cairn terriers.
* The world's first confirmed time traveler has arrived in [Country] and brings greetings from the year [Number].
* There are only [Number] days left in the school year, but who's counting?
* There was a cat outside but I wasn't quick enough. It disappeared.
* They served my favorite food, [Food], for lunch [Number] times in [Number] months. T'was a good year for lunchtime.
* Today at a packed gym, I attempted to get on a treadmill that was already going at full speed, and got tossed off.
* Today I fell down while throwing the first pitch at a baseball game.
* Today I wore a costume so I wouldn't be recognized in public.
* Unstable development/Rapid industrialization weakened the ground in the [Country], prying open a [Number] mile fissure. [Number] people lost their lives.
* Upside down hats have become the next trendy fashion fad in [Country].
* War between [Country 1] and [Country 2] has ended following the election of [Country 1]'s new leader, [Name].
* War has erupted as [Country 1] has invaded [Country 2] from both the north/south and east/west.
* We got to play [Gym Activity] during gym class!
* While attending a seal release event, I watched a rehabilitated seal get eaten by an orca moments after being released.
* While crossing a bridge, I convinced a [Person] on the ledge not to jump.
* While driving on a country road, I ran out of gas. I was stranded for [Number] hours.
* While getting a teeth cleaning, the dentist asked me how my tongue got so strong.
* While getting a haircut, the stylist told me about their alien abduction.
* While hiking I got stuck in quicksand for [Number] minutes before escaping.
* While I'm in prison, I am considering learning to weld.
* While I'm in prison, I am considering perfecting my dish washing technique.
* While resting my head on my spouse, [Name]'s, lap and getting my head rubbed, they farted.
* While walking downtown, I noticed some creepy old guys checking me out with binoculars from an office in a nearby building.
* Why does my [Car] always smell like the inside of a belly button?
* [Celebrity] just asked ME for a picture. We made it!
* [City] has been selected to host the next Olympic Games.
* [Sport] has become the official sport of [Country], the term "athlete" is questioned.
* [Country 1] and [Country 2] have sided against [Country 3] in a hostile business pact.
* [Country 1] has accused [Country 2] of hoarding weapons of mass destruction.
* [Country 1] has accused corporations from [Country 2] of willfully avoiding tax obligations to its government.
* [Country 1] has allied itself with [Country 2], sparking war with [Country 3].
* [Country 1] has begun air strikes against [Country 2], confirming the onset of war.
* [Country 1] has blamed a slew of recent car bombs in the city center of [City] on [Country 2].
* [Country 1] has denounced [Country 2] on account of fraud and corruption.
* [Country 1] has deployed [Number] troops to [Country 2], causing panic across region.
* [Country 1] has enforced a dealings ban on [Country 2].
* [Country 1] has enforced an asset freeze on [Country 2].
* [Country 1] has expressed concern about potential military conflict with [Country 2].
* [Country 1] has implemented a military draft system to boost its forces as it officially declares war on [Country 2].
* [Country 1] has invaded [Country 2] in an attempt to establish control of the area.
* [Country 1] has launched a boycott of all exports from [Country 2].
* [Country 1] has officially declared war on [Country 2].
* [Country 1] has officially deployed [Number] soldiers to invade [Country 2].
* [Country 1] intervenes in the war between [Country 2] and [Country 3], drawing an end to the [Number]-year conflict.
* [Country 1] overthrows [Country 2]'s government and imposed a new regime in its place, marking the end of the war between the two countries.
* [Country 1]'s military strategies have been leaked and compromised, forcing a retreat from the ongoing war with [Country 2]. The war left [Number] dead and another [Number] injured.
* [Country 1]'s [Military] roll into the streets of [City], [Military Action] and terrorizing residents by playing [Musician] on loud speakers. The [Number]-year war ends as [Country] promptly surrenders.
* [Country 1]'s head of state [Name] has publicly suggested that [Country 2] is willfully harboring terrorists bent on the destruction of [City].
* [Country 1]'s leader, [Name], has been assassinated in a covert operation conducted by [Country 2], swiftly ending the war between the two nations.
* [Country 1]'s military presence in [Country 2] has ignited long-subdued internal sentiments.
* [Country 1]'s political slander campaign against [Country 2]'s leader, [Name], has sparked heated hostility between the two governments.
* [Country] has adopted a program in which convicted animal abusers will be exiled to live in the wild on a remote island full of predatory animals.
* [Country] has officially declared [Date] "Bring Your Pet [Animal] To Work Day." Selfish animal owners are rejoicing all over the country.
* [Country] has revoked democracy and become totalitarian.
* [Country] is slammed with an extremely fast-paced and destructive Category [Number] hurricane, named [Name]. Mandatory evacuation proved successful in saving [Number] families.
* [Country]'s leader [Name] [Weird Action] during their UN address. The internet had a field day.
* [Country]'s political slander campaign against [Country 2]'s leader, [Name], has sparked heated hostility between the two governments.
* [Country]'s space program wins a race to land a human on Mars
* [Country]'s [Name] becomes a local hero after saving [Number] people from [Location]. They were awarded for their actions.
* [Name], a [Number]-year-old from [Country] has successfully paddle boarded across the entire Pacific Ocean, starting in Los Angeles and finishing in Shanghai. It took the paddleboarder [Number] days to make the journey, which total exceeded 6500 miles.
* [Name] from [Country] has been awarded the [Prize] for [Genre] for their extraordinary accomplishments.
* [Name] just KO'd another student with [Move] [Location].
* [Name] threw [Stuff] at me in class.
* [Number] cyclones batter through [Country] in quick succession, killing [Number] people and injuring [Number] more.
* [Number] flat-earthers have succumbed to the realities of our universe after one of [Country]'s leading scientists, [Name], discovered yet another piece of undeniable evidence.
* [Number] have been safely evacuated, while [Number] perish after a predetermined volcanic eruption in [Country].
* [Number] people lost their lives and a further [Number] were left injured by the war.
* [Number] people lost their lives as [Country]'s quest to drill deep tunnels results in a magnitude [Number] earthquake.

## The reasons for giving birth includes:

* A planned pregnancy.
* A product of morning sex.
* A test tube baby.
* An accident after my mother got sloppy with her birth control.
* An accidental pregnancy.
* Conceived after a failed pull-out.
* Conceived after a skydiving instructor charmed his way inside my mother during a tandem jump.
* Conceived after my father duped my mother by poking holes in the condom.
* Conceived after my father visited my mother's bakery and sampled her cookie.
* Conceived after my father visited my mother's bakery and tasted her muffin.
* Conceived after my father's condom broke.
* Conceived after my father's condom slid off.
* Conceived after my mom "worked" her way backstage at her concert.
* Conceived after my mom visited the cockpit mid-flight. It is unknown if my father was the pilot or co-pilot.
* Conceived after my mother and father went on a romantic date at Olive Garden.
* Conceived after my mother attended a scandalous pool party.
* Conceived after my mother became pregnant after a long night at a swinger's club.
* Conceived after my mother duped my father by poking holes in the condom
* Conceived after my mother had a botched tubal ligation procedure.
* Conceived after my mother intentionally avoided taking her birth control.
* Conceived after my mother met and fornicated with a stranger on a nude beach.
* Conceived after my mother toured the fire station and tested every hose. It is unknown which hero is my father.
* Conceived after my mother visited a witch doctor because she was having trouble getting pregnant.
* Conceived after my mother's birth control failed.
* Conceived after my parents attended a Trump rally.
* Conceived after my parents eloped in Las Vegas.
* Conceived after my parents fornicated while walking through a cemetery.
* Conceived at Bonnaroo. It is unknown which of my mother's lovers is the father.
* Conceived at Disneyland.
* Conceived at Disneyland. My father got excited while riding "It's a small world"
* Conceived at a Halloween party. My mother was dressed as a sexy devil and my father was dressed as Bill Gates.
* Conceived at a resort in Cancun.
* Conceived behind a dumpster in an alley.
* Conceived behind the bleachers at school.
* Conceived despite my mother taking the morning-after-pill.
* Conceived during high school lunch period.
* Conceived in a motel in Las Vegas
* Conceived in a porta potty.
* Conceived in an igloo.
* Conceived in the back of a limo.
* Conceived in the back row of a movie theater.
* Conceived in the backseat of an [Car]/Uber.
* Conceived in the judge's chamber after my mother received a hard sentence.
* Conceived in the Kanayama Shrine in Japan.
* Conceived in the park on a picnic blanket.
* Conceived on a camping trip.
* Conceived on a Caribbean cruise.
* Conceived on my grandparent's clock/loveseat/workbench.
* Conceived on my parents' honeymoon.
* Conceived on the beach in Hawaii.
* Conceived on the Great Wall of China.
* Conceived on the third floor of the public library, in the self-help book section.
* Conceived on the washing machine. The machine was on the spin cycle.
* Conceived when my mother became pregnant after soaking in a filthy public hot tub.
* Conceived when my neighbor came to borrow some sugar from my mother.
* Conceived when my parents had a weekend getaway at a cottage in the mountains.
* Conceived when my parents visited Niagara Falls and my mom went wet.
* Conceived when my parents visited the Coliseum and my dad went gladiator.
* Conceived when my parents went golfing and dad got a hole-in-one.
* Conceived while my mother was in a sex swing.
* Conceived while my mother was staying at her-in-laws.
* Conceived while my parents were testing a bed at IKEA.
* Conceived while my parents were touring Capitol Hill.
* Conceived while my parents were visiting St. Peter's Basilica.
* Conceived while my parents were visiting the Alamo.
* My conception happened when my mother got up on stage at a concert, it is unknown if the drummer or the bassist was the father.
* My conception occurred after a hot blind date.
* My conception occurred during a twisted game of Twister.
* My conception was the result of a bingo game gone wild.
* My mother is a virgin. The circumstances as to how I conceived are perplexing.
* The product of a one night stand.
* The product of artificial insemination.
* The result of a contraceptive-free orgy. It is unknown which participant was the father.
* The result of a devil's triangle, it is unknown which participant was the father.
* The result of a Netflix-and-chill.
* The result of a random [Dating App] hookup.
* The result of an affair.
* The result of an immaculate conception.
* The result of two strangers randomly fornicating in a truck stop bathroom.

## The reasons for adoption includes

* After I was conceived in a one-night-stand, my biological mother gave me up for adoption when she learned that my biological father was a [Sports Team Name] fan.
* Given up for adoption after my biological mother decided she didn't want people to know that she had a baby.
* Given up for adoption after my birth mother determined that she wanted a better life for me.
* Given up for adoption after my mother was unable to determine which of her many, many lovers was my father.
* Given up for adoption when my biological mother decided she couldn't afford to raise a child as a single mom.
* Government services forced my birth mother to surrender me for adoption after determining that she was an unfit parent.
* Left on the doorstep of the fire station by my birth mother.
* My biological mom surrendered me for adoption because I cried too much.
* My biological mother decided to give me up for adoption when she realized that she didn't want to forever be connected to my deadbeat biological father.
* My biological mother decided to give me up for adoption, as she didn't want the raising of a child to get in the way of her career as [Job].
* My biological mother gave me up for adoption after she determined I was just too stinky.
* My biological mother was required to give me up for adoption after the doctors at the hospital diagnosed me with fatal alcohol syndrome.
* My birth mother determined that she was too young to be a parent and left me at a convent.
* My birth mother gave me up for adoption when she realized raising me would cut into her [Activity] time.
* My birth mother was forced to put me up for adoption after she was incarcerated for [Crime].
* My birth mother was forced to surrender me to adoption because of her addiction to [Drug].
* My fathers/mothers adopted me as an infant and fought over who got to hold me first.
* My mother gave me up for adoption when she found out my father was a [Sports Team Name] fan.
* My mothers decided to adopt me after watching the movie '[Movie]'.
* My parents originally wanted a Subaru and rescue a dog but decided to adopt me instead.
* Put up for adoption after my birth mother determined that she wanted a better life for me.
* Put up for adoption after the government determined that my biological mother's drug issues made her an unfit parent.
* The adoption happened after a stork delivered me to my parent's house.
* The adoption happened when my mom left me on the door to the fire station.
* The adoption occurred after my biological mother decided that she couldn't look at my ugly face any longer.
* I was put up for adoption after my birth mother died from complications during my delivery.

## The reasons for Insemination includes

* Came into the world after one of my mother's eggs was successfully used for in vitro fertilization.
* It is rumored that my mothers paid a large sum money for [Name] to be the sperm donor.
* My fathers chose a dear friend of theirs to be my surrogate birth mother.
* My mother decided to have me after winning a free sperm sample at the grand opening of a local fertility clinic.
* My mothers both realized it was time to settle down, get married, and adopt a kid after breaking down in tears during a [Musician] concert.
* My mothers chose a [Job] to be the sperm donor.
* My single mother was impregnated by a sperm load that was anonymously donated to a fertility clinic.
* One of my mothers was impregnated by a sperm load that was anonymously donated to a fertility clinic.

## The reasons for Royal Birth includes

* A devoted crowd crowd of thousands erupted in joy when I was presented from the palace balcony for the first time.
* By-product of some seriously royal love.
* Conceived after a particularly hot spot of tea.
* Conceived after my parents effectively executed a plan to extend the royal bloodline.
* Conceived in the backseat of a royal [Transport]
* Conceived on a royalty festive night full of fireworks.
* Conceived on a summer holiday/vacation in the countryside.
* Conceived when my father gave my mother a royal banging/pounding.
* Conceived when my father gave my mother his imperial/majestic/noble 'D'.
* Conceived when my father impregnated my mother in imperial/regal fashion.
* Conceived when my mother and father started the Mile High Royalty Club
* Conceived when my mother/father bowed [Action].
* Conceived when my mother gave my father her imperial/majestic/noble 'V'.
* Conceived when my mother [Action] on my father's throne.
* Conceived when my parents whispered sweet nothings in a [Random] garden.
* Conceived when tea time got a little too hot and steamy.
* Everyone said I was [Felling] from the start.
* I was [Felling] from the start.
* Media members around the world have nothing but [Feel] things to say about me.
* More than a million people came to celebrate my entrance into the world.
* People gathered from all around the country to celebrate my birth.
* People said I was [Felling] from the very beginning.
* Reporters from around the world raved about what a beautiful baby I was.
* The consensus amongst the media that I was a pretty average/mediocre looking baby.
* The entire country celebrated my birth for [Number] consecutive days.
* The media didn't have many nice things to say about me.

## Childhood Events

*Main article: Events/Childhood events*

**Childhood events** are events which take place in childhood. Many decisions do not affect your character's life, but some may increase or decrease their Karma level. However in a rare case, if a child is bullied at school and chooses to assault the bully, they occasionally get expelled. There is an achievement that a player can win if they are expelled from school or university.

## Pet Events

'[Hiding Name]' is a command example, such as hiding in a bush, hassling a [Stranger] in the street, etc.

## Work Events

Work events such as 'Overtime' and 'Team building' is common and may be encountered multiple times per life. However, unique work scenarios are rare and may only be encountered once per life.

## Travel Events

Your character may encounter travel events when going on a cruise or vacation. These have no long term effect other than raising or lowering your stat(s). If you travel a lot, there's less chance to encounter a travel event. You may only encounter one travel event per year.

## Prison Events

Prison events may randomly appear when your character is in prison. It may raise or drop your behavior.

## Limited time events

*Main article: Events/Limited-time events*

These events happen for a set period of time, depending on the day, holiday and what's in the news.

## Boosts

**Boosts** are special events where Stats can be improved just by doing one activity when a boost is available. The player may choose the first option and boost the stat or the second option to decline the opportunity and not get boosted. Unless the player has Bitizenship, they must watch an ad every few boosts. Children can get boosts, but their boost events are different from that of adults.