Game Night

**Game Night** is the third episode of Season 1A of *The Family*, and the third episode overall. It was released on December 8, 2015 - read it here:

## Main Cast

* Queen Steph as Steph
* Melanie Martinez as Isabela
* Idekmandy as Mandy
* Wubbzy as Wubbzy
* Mandy Fitzpatrick as Criminal
* Victoria Smurfit as Claire
* Jessica Alba as Jessica
* Lentimassu as Lenti
* Tomdy as Tomdy
* Dodo as Dodo

## Recurring Cast

* Micayla as Micayla
* NanoPower512 as Nano

## Episode

**TOMDY**: let's play spin the bottle

**MICAYLA**: almost everyone here is related lol

**TOMDY**: bitch why you still here

**WUBBZY**: ikr

**BELA**: let's play eat more food

**JESSICA**: You already ate all the food

**BELA**: I already mated with all the dudes???????????????????????

**JESSICA**: OK YOU KNOW WHAT I TRY TO BE NICE BUT YOU STUPID DUMB AMERICAN WHITE BITCHES ARE SO DUMB IT'S IMPOSSIBLE SO FUCK IT, FUCK YOU, FUCK THIS HOUSE!!!

**BELA**: ....

**BELA**: ....

**BELA**: what

**JESSICA**: (starts crying in Mexican)

**LENTI**: that's the most mexianest thing you've done

**WUBBZY**: let's play find the isis member

**STEPH**: NO, we're playing Russian Roulette!

**MANDY**: what the fuck

**CLAIRE**: HERE, YOU CAN BORROW MY GUN

**TOMDY**: that's a dildo shaped like a pistol...

**MANDY**: where do they even sell those

**BELA**: hell

*Jessica suddenly pulls out a gun*

**JESSICA**: HERE, USE THIS GUN

*Jessica points the gun at Bela*

**STEPH**: Yay, thanks.

*The gun suddenly appears in front of Steph*

**JESSICA**: ...

**MANDY**: wtf

**CRIMINAL**: all you do is ask questions omfg

**MANDY**: MAYBE ITS BECAUSE IM PREGNANT?!

**MICAYLA**: :O

**BELA**: what

**MANDY**: AND WUBBZY IS THE FATHER

**WUBBZY**: I'm Linda Clark

**MANDY**: AND LINDA CLARK IS THE FATHER

**CRIMINAL**: wait I thought I was your sidehoe??

**BELA**: Um, I thought I was your bae 4ever???

**TOMDY**: I thought I was your wife????

**CLAIRE**: your a slut :o

**MICAYLA**: \*you're

**DODO**: pregnant little bitch slut whore hoe

*Nano* *enters*

**LENTI**: Oh, hi, Nano. Would you like to play Russian Roulette with us?

*Nano leaves*

**LENTI**: ...

**MANDY**: wtf

*Steph fires a shot at the ceiling with the gun*

**MICAYLA**: omg my virginity

**BELA**: we all know you're not a virgin

**MICAYLA**: ;)

**BELA**: ;)

**MICAYLA**: ;)

**STEPH**: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP

**JESSICA**: Everyone shut the duck up???

*Steph glares at Jessica*

**JESSICA**: see, not so funny when someone else does it, h-

*Steph shoots Jessica in the leg*

**JESSICA**: OMGOMGOMGOMGOWOWOWOWMOREMEXICANWORDS

**MANDY**: oh shit

**STEPH**: TONIGHT, IS GAME NIGHT. NOT THE NIGHT WHERE EVERYONE FINALLY REALIZES MANDY IS A SLUT, SO, GATHER AROUND FOR A GAME OF RUSSIAN ROULETTE, OR I'LL SHOOT YOU MYSELF.

*The Family gathers around Steph, in a circle.*

**STEPH**: Mandy, you go first

**MANDY**: but I'm pregnant

*Steph shoots at the ceiling again*

*Mandy takes the gun and shoots herself in the head. Nothing happens.*

*Mandy gives the gun to Bela*

*Bela shoots herself. Nothing happens.*

**BELA**: im immortal anyways

*Bela gives the gun to Steph.*

*Steph shoots herself in the head. Nothing happens.*

*Steph gives the gun to an unknown person.*

*The unknown person shoots themselves in the head.*

*AND DIES.*

**MICAYLA**: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

**LENTI & JESSICA**: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

*Dodo the cat is laying on the floor, dead.*

**JESSICA**: fucking finally

**CRIMINAL**: cocking violently?

**BELA**: omg no we have to get Dodo to the hospital

**STEPH**: he's dead lol

*Bela starts making a noise that sounds like crying, but no tears come out of her eyes*

**MANDY**: wtf

*Times Mandy has said 'wtf': 4*

**MICAYLA**: wait so what do we do with the body isn't incest illegal?

**LENTI**: don't you mean adultery

**CRIMINAL**: no she means animal cruetly omg

**MICAYLA**: isn't animal cruelty only about children

**STEPH**: Let's play Simon Says

**TOMDY**: wtf there's a dead cat in the room

**STEPH**: ???? that hasn't stopped us before

**TOMDY**: when the hell have you accidentally killed a cat during a game of russian roulette and then went on to play simon says?

**STEPH**: it's happened three times before. at my sweet 16, my wedding, and then at Bela's baptism.

**CLAIRE**: same

**MANDY**: it's happened five times to me

**TOMDY**: whatever, I'm going to do some bath salts

**CLAIRE**: simon says to get me another round of shots

**STEPH**: OK

*Steph shoots multiple shots at the ceiling*

**CRIMINAL**: wait why do you have more then one bullet in there if we were playing russian roulette

**MANDY**: OMG CAN YOU NOT

**STEPH**: WHO SAID YOU CAN BE SIMON SAYS, HUH BITCH????

**CLAIRE**: I'm drunk, OK???

**STEPH**: oh ok.

**STEPH**: Simon Says to add 12 + 9

**MANDY**: what

**STEPH**: JUST DO IT

*Micayla whispers to Criminal*

**MICAYLA**: What's 12 + 9 again?

**CRIMINAL**: I don't know, do I look like a scientist??

**MICAYLA**: how am I supposed to know what a scientist looks like??

**LENTI**: 129!!!

**MANDY**: 21

**STEPH**: Lenti is right!!!

**MANDY**: wtf

*Times Mandy has said 'wtf': 5*

*In all the commotion, no one noticed Dodo the cat slowly arise and walk out of the room...*

**DODO**: meow bitch