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Zap

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**Samuel J. Bang** (born April 10, 2004), also known as **Zap** was the first Executor of the Ninzard League, serving from July 11, 2015 to July 19, 2022.

On August 12, 2020, Zap won the 2020 Ninzard League executorial election in a landslide victory, retaining his position for the third time. As promised from his 2020 campaign, he abolished all the Underground platforms of the community.
Navarch

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Kyle (born January 30, 2004), also known as **Navarch**, was the 2nd Governor of BobaBase from March 2, 2020 to⁠ November 27, 2020.

## Ninzard Realm Staff Team

On May 1, 2019, he first became a part of the BobaBase Staff Team after being promoted to a Lesser Mod. Since then, Navarch has served in multiple staff positions.

Navarch was considered to be a very effective staff member. He quickly gained respect from Governor Logan and Administrator Sloomals.

After the revelations of the Nexus scandal, Navarch resigned and created a new Discord server with Governor of Ninzardia Ducky. Throughout most of October, Navarch was not on good terms with Zap. However, the two eventually made up and Navarch rejoined the staff team on November 6 with an immediate promotion from his previously held position.

### Promotion

Navarch was promoted to a Greator Mod (known as Supervisor at the time) on November 6th, 2019. During this period, Navarch witnessed the many events of late-2019, which included the 2019 Christmas Boom and the brewing periods of the Underground Wars.

### 2021–present

After resigning, Navarch went back to serving peacefully as a Lesser Mod. From late 2020 into 2021, Navarch assisted in the opening of a new Minecraft server for BobaBase. Navarch has built multiple high-quality structures on the server.

## Election victory

*Main article: March 2020 BobaBase gubernatorial election*

The March 2020 BobaBase gubernatorial election occurred on March 2, 2020. Navarch defeated his opponent, Mystical, a Administrator, winning 60% out of 85 votes.

The Supervisor of East Solarburst, Xelogate, accused the governor-elect that he had manipulated voters to support him while slandering his opponent. Governor Synjex criticized his claims stating that Xelogate was merely attempting to undermine Navarch's reputation.

## Governor of Ninzard Realm (Mar–Nov 2020)

On March 13, 2020, only eleven days after Navarch's inauguration, the Swarm Invasion unfolded. This evident triggered concern of the security of the server as well as making the Underground Wars a higher focus for the community.

### Staff reform

Intitally, Navarch had expressed that he had no interest in making significant changes to the district. He stated that things would mostly stay the same as the Logan Administration, which caused some members of the pro-Underground movement to speculate that Logan was secretly still in control.

On March 28, Navarch broke from his original statement and intitated a staff reset to reform the administration.

On October 11, 2020, Navarch initiated the *Tough on Crime Act* which called for stronger enforcement of the server rules, giving the staff team more flexibility in managing the server.

### Server economy

On September 24, 2020, Navarch announced a new server economy server, which created a more fair system for all members to participate in. Some members, however, had attempted to exploit the new economic system. In response, Navarch created new rules to enforce against currency exploitation.

The server economy was reset and scrapped by Zap sometime around January 2021.
Swarm Invasion

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The **Swarm Invasion** was an operation executed by the Quantum Empire. Originally, Marvelon had intended to launch the operation in order to start a war. However, plans of war were aborted due to COVID-19 pandemic. The attack caused devastating effects to the Ninzard Community as the community was in the midst of an activity recession.

## Attacks

### Attack on Xenonitrix

Red Empire Forces swarmed the district of Xenonitrix with nearly 800 raiders. In the process, each raider used four separate devices to create the illusion of making the army four times larger (3,200 raiders). The district of Xenonitrix was destroyed.

Governor Xuendrudy alarmed the call of emergency. Subsequently, the Ninzard Council was formed in an emergency manner.

### Attack on Nightwork

The Reds moved to attack the district of Nightwork. The same tactics were used as the previous attacks. Governor Synjex had assumed the next attack would be on a different branch as he had suspected that the enemy attacking Nightwork wasn't of "great value." However, in a surprise ambush attack, the district of Nightwork was destroyed.

### Attack on Astrocore

An attack against Astrocore was then executed. Governor Xudex had created multiple plans to defend against the attacks. However, a double agent had exposed all the secret plans of defense. The Red Empire Forces attacked from a gap which the defense plans could be carried out from.

### Attack on Solarburst

Next, Solarburst was attacked by the Red Empire. Governor Aqpbolt however, ordered North, South, and Elite base to go into a defensive position. West and East Solarburst were to plan a counter-attack in the process.

North, East, and South Solarburst were destroyed. West Solarburst captured a portion of the Red Empire Army which prevented the forces from attacking further. The Red Empire then created the illusion of retreat and surprise attacked West and Elite Solarburst. Soon enough, both bases were also destroyed.

## Intimidation on Ninzard Realm

During the Operation, some forces of the Red Empire used intimidation tactics to harass the staff of the district of Ninzard Realm. Ninzard Realm Administrators and Moderators were forced to stay up during a large portion of the night, which in turn, caused harm to their health.

## Counter Attack

The District 1 Secret Forces surrounded the Red Army while in the process of attacking the district of Solarburst. Nearly 600 members of the legion of the Tanks were captured. This forces the Red Quantum Empire to retreat from their operation.

## Repair

Immediately following the attacks on Astrocore, Nightwork began to rebuild their district. After all districts had been destroyed, Nightwork and Xenonitrix were already fully repaired.
Protections Act of 2014

The **Protections Act of 2014** was drafted by Governor Netterix and was put into place on February 14, 2014. Originally, Netterix perceived the bill to be a challenge to pass as the Senator Machitis created an advantage for the expansionist agenda. However, Senate President Antares insisted that he bring the bill through the senate anyways stated it would be a "good test." Unbeknownst to Netterix, Antares had convinced Senator Phoenix to work alongside Antares's goals.

## Proposals

* Repeal the Expansions Act and the Invite Campaigns Act.
* Restore aspects of the Protections Act that had been repealed by the Expansions Act.
	+ In accordance to the Legion Liberties Act, all generals have a choice to expand if they please, however, no organized events will take place such as the 2013 invite campaigns.
	+ Mass expansion is highly discouraged. Leadership of the General may be reviewed by the administration for monitoring a case of suspicious activity.
Trolling

**Trolling**, also known as *The Art of Trolling* or *The Art of the Troll*, is the intentional act of posting inflammatory, insincere, digressive, extraneous, or off-topic messages throughout the community. It intends to provoke readers into displaying emotional responses or manipulating others' perceptions. Famous trolls of the Ninzard League include Alaric, MonsterDobbs, and Zap.

YEAH, I JUST PUT RANDOM TEXT ON YOUR PAGE. EL PROBLEMO?
The Diving Belle

During their time topside, the Rescue Sirens live in an old motel-turned-condominiums: the Diving Belle.

Built in 1942, the Diving Belle embodies the classic Art Deco style so ubiquitous to Miami Beach. Legend has it that Veronica Lake stayed in one of its twelve rooms once when all the hotels on Ocean Drive were booked solid, but today its star has faded a bit in comparison to the newly renovated luxury hotels soaring high all around the modest motel, and the girls are the only ones who live there.

Despite its age, the Belle has a certain fairyland charm to it, particularly when it comes to the swimming pool: wavy seafoam-green walls surround an in-ground pool with a beautiful two-tiered concrete diving platform rising above it. Its smooth shapes resemble a petrified ivory ocean wave, and a constant stream of water spills over the edge of the platform and into the pool below. Strings of white miniature bulbs hang from the motel's eaves and are wrapped all around the palm trees peeking up above the walls, lending an enchanted touch to the courtyard.

The Diving Belle is owned and operated by Don Herbert, who likes the girls because they always pay their rent on time and otherwise keep a low profile. He comes in at around ten-thirty every morning and leaves by three PM, and he doesn't even bother dropping by on the weekends anymore, so the Sirens have the run of the place.

Each girl has her own room — complete with kitchenette, as Pippa is fond of pointing out — that opens out into the courtyard, making it convenient for them to hop in the pool and soak their tails during their late-night secret swims.
October 26 invasion

The **October 26 invasion**, also referred to as the *10/26 invasion*, was an invasion that occurred on October 26, 2015 from 9:04 AM to 6:54 PM. The invasion had been planned and executed by Hyperion and the Hyperion Fortress. Prior to the invasion, plannings of the raid began as far back as June 27, 2015, which had been the day of the June 2015 Nightwork gubernatorial election. The election had determined whether Nightwork would merge with the Ninzard League. The aftermath of the election had been YombiaX's victory, in which he promised to bring about the merge. However, a large chunk of about half the Nightwork community vehemently opposed the idea. This gave rise to the start of severe community division divided by the *First* and *Second* faction.

Following the League Day, plans of the invasion were resumed by Cage and his inner circle. However, the plan had not been intended to be used unless circumstances would result otherwise. By October, much of the plan had been orchestrated, but it was decided that it not be used if not provoked to do so.

On October 16, 2015, Vic Cage's district was griefed and subsequently mangled under the orders of the YombiaX Administration due to accusations of the district planning on initiating a coup against the administration. However, at the time, much of the district had no involvement with the plan, which resulted in backlash against YombiaX and Claxagon, for playing a big role in spreading lies about Cage and his district.

After the incident, Cage secretly created a private platform in which he individually invited loyal members of his district to. There, they officially decided on executing the plan. With Cage's district members, they planned to launch an invasion on October 26, Monday, while all skipping school to commit to execute the plan. This way, there would be nearly no one being present in the community during the time of the invasion.

On 9:04 AM, Cage grabbed ahold of Nightwork's districts with the support of Delinquent of Nightwork-Lab.
Zylosted

"**Zylosted**" (born September 26, 2004) is ~~a closeted homosexual~~ the current Deputy Governor of Ninzardia. He was also a BobaBase Staff Member from May 1, 2019 to August 3, 2021.

It is speculated that Zylosted is friends with Zap in real life and allegedly went to the same school as him. Archaeologists are digging up bones to try and prove this outlandish claim. Zylosted has appeared in a couple of Zap's videos, most notably his "THE WORST GAMER (ft. Zylosted)" video on YouTube.

Zylosted became one of the first members of the Third Faction, joining a day after its founding. Due to having connections with Zap and StarMiner1117, he had gotten early access to the server and subsequently became one of the "OGs." During the Logan Administration, Zylosted became a strong supporter of Logan. Zylosted frequently clashed with members Guamplayz671, Sour, and MonsterDobbs and was staunchly opposed to most of Zap's *shield policies*.

Zylosted participates in BobaBase gaming events and is considered to be one of the "good players."

## War crimes

* Played Fortnite. Was good at it.
* Being friends with Zap in real life
* **N-word count:** 84,756
* Acting very *sus* with Dust
* Showing *sus* tendencies towards Kushay
* Probably had sexual intercourse with Rony
* Being an INFJ
* Participated with the mafia
* Probably raped his cat, got away with it
* Responsible for making a retard Indian start a countdown from 20
* Helped Rony slaughter thousands of African Americans
* Definitely a closeted homosexual
* Friends with black people

## Political attacks of the Preservation Party

Zylosted was subject to a mass propaganda campaign initiated by General Geo, which attacked Zylosted vehemently. Zylosted was speculated to be suffering from *depression* as well as purposely mistyping himself as an INFJ because he "was a special snowflake." In the height of these propaganda attack campaigns, a image that read "He is depressed. HE MUST RESIGN." with a black and white filter of Zylosted's Discord profile photo was spread around—a tactic used to increase the spread of such messaging. However, once BobaBase had gotten a hold of this image, it became memed *severely*, with the Poo Party ridiculing the phrase: "HE MUST RESIGN." As a result, the phrase "HE MUST RESIGN" became a message that indiciated ridicule and mockery of the Preservation Party and its prominent figures. Enraged over this meming, Geo demanded that his "poster" not be "turned into a meme." Subsequently, his message became a copypasta.
Zap 2020 executorial campaign

The **Zap 2020 executorial campaign** was officially launched on January 12, 2019. The incumbent executor Zap sought to run for another term and announced his candidacy to run.

The campaign won the 2020 Original Party executorial primaries and then went on to win the 2020 Ninzard League executorial election, defeating Reformation candidate Czulia and Celestial candidate Clenzy.
Nightwork-Coin

*This article is about one of the districts of Nightwork. For the sister district with a similar name, see BobaBase.*

Nightwork-Boba, also referred to as *BobaBitcoin* is one of the four districts of the Nightwork Faction.

## Politics

In both the 2016 and 2020 executorial election, BobaBitcoin was carried by Zap. Its voting record is favorable towards the Original Party. Voters in this district are mostly moderate legionists.

In the January 2021 Nightwork general elections, BobaBitcoin was the only district that elected an Original Party General. The other three districts elected Preservation Party Generals.
Xatsu Administration

The **Xatsu Administration**, also known as **The Badass Administration**, lasted from September 26, 2016, to April 3, 2017. Xatsu, a member of the Neomovement Party, assumed the governorship after narrowly winning the September 2016 Ninzardia gubernatorial election, ousting incumbent Governor Netterix. Xatsu's administration was marked by the chaos of the 2016 RSN attacks and the spark of the Golden Era. His administration came to an end after facing a challenge from the widely popular Holiday in the April 2017 Ninzardia gubernatorial election.
Xplazor Administration

Solarburst is the sixth district in the NUA.

Governor: Xplazor

Co-Governor: Creixizz

Head of Supervisor (HOS): GhostExe

Elite Base Supervisor: Xuendrudy

North Base Supervisor: Aqpbolt

East Base Supervisor: Dvnxkwenz

South Base Supervisor: TheMadMagician

West Base Supervisor: Azisky

Feeder Base Supervisor: Ice Sage
Original Party

The **Original Party** is a moderate political party in the Ninzard League. Although the party is composed of multiple wings, there is rarely internal fracture within the party and remains mostly unified. Currently, its main rival party is the Preservation Party led by Cyntaku.

Currently, the party has been dominated by neomoderates.

## Party Wings

### True Moderates

The moderate wing makes up the core foundations of the **Original Party**. This wing, however, is open to all sides of the political spectrum of the community. Hence, the revampist and legionist wing are a prominent force in the party.

True moderates such as Spinzy are less likely to be open to outright policies in favor of revampism or legionism. They tend to adhere more to the middle or a combination of opposing ideologies as they believe fractured policy that only supports a single side tends to make things for the worse.

### Revampist wing

The revampist wing of the OP pushes for further focus on the expansion and growth of the community. People such as Alaric, Necromonix, and Hyperion are key figures of this wing.

### Legionist wing

The legionist wing of the OP is a more conservative branch that advocates for less expansion and rather more focus on building bonds with already existing members. This wing includes figures such as Xcyzia, Xorbit, and Mel.

#### Hardline–Populist wing

Throughout 2020, the OP was fueled by the hardline–populist wing, which, after the 2020 Ninzard League executorial election, split from the Original Party and formed the Preservation Party. Although much of the hardline values moved to the new party, the OP stills lingers with legionist values, frequently being aware of the negative implications caused from Underground expansion.
Senator

The position of **Senator** in the Ninzard League existed from 2013 to 2018.

## List of every Senator

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1. 7oRbY
2. Aeromage
3. Alaric
4. Atomical
5. Atria
6. Austiny
7. Bubble Gum
8. Cosmo
9. Crystallize
10. Czulia
11. Echoanomaly
12. Electroboppin
13. Kushay
14. Machitis
15. Melody
16. Nashira
17. Necromonix
18. Netterix
19. NineUp
20. Phoenix
21. Psionic
22. Scythum
23. Sounddy
24. Spinzy
25. Starlight
26. StarMiner1117
27. Vrengo
28. Xatsu
29. Xcyzia
30. Xorbit
Nightwork-Main Staff Administrators

The **Nightwork-Main Staff Administrators**, or the *NMSA*, is an administrative body established on January 31, 2020, by the Crystallize, being one of the first reforms to take place immediately after becoming the General of Nightwork-Main.

## History

The NMSA has five separate slots which houses administrators.

### Slot A history

January 7, 2022 – present: Subwoofer

January 31, 2021 – January 7, 2022: Geo

### Slot C history

May 21, 2021 – present: Colden

January 31, 2021 – May 21, 2021: Aeromage

### Slot E history

January 7, 2022 – present: Luna

January 31, 2021 – January 7, 2022: Adelynn
Bikie Man

The **Bikie Man** is a character that appears in Bikie Wars, the first episode of Fresh Blood.

He is from a bikie gang, and lives in a crack den making crack. He loves killing, thieving and extortion. He loves cocaine and selling it to kids for $50 per ounce, and had a bad relationship with his father. He wears a wifebeater vest and a leather jacket with a flannel shirt, and has a handlebar moustache.

## Biography

### Triple murder and song

He sang a song, introducing himself and walking along. He encountered Snake who was a member of a rival gang and who told him he was a real rough bloke who would murder his wife if he didn't give him the drugs. Despite Snake having the drop on him, the Bikie Man escaped by shooting him with an assult rifle. He then encountered a Crooked Cop who demanded a bribe and threatened to put him in handcuffies. He still had the assault rifle on hand and shot the cop. He then moved on and encountered a passerby who he also shot. The passerby layed on the ground screaming in pain as the song finished, while the Bikiee Man continued to shoot the man. (*Bikie Wars*, *Bikie Wars (Live Version)*)
RudyFireDragon

Rudyfiredragon is an epic youtuber born on the 7th of february 2006

His mother left him at a very young age so he has since strided to become the biggest youtuber in history, he finished school when he was 7 and got married at the age of 13. He makes epic youtube content and his best friends are Glaskiii, Megatetis and Pandafaceon (and rudyfiredragons wife Laura96969). His kids are Albert, Harijs,Helmuts, Ugis and Princis. His hobbies are yes. Hes 3 kilometres long, and his height is 176, he weighs 63 tons. Since he fell out of a plane at 3 months old while skydiving he has had the ability to fly. As we can see on the picture, he has blue hair, hes black and he has fire breath. His Wife Laura96969 is 163 metres and weighs 104 hector. His smallest son Megatetis is 3 milimetres short, weighs less than an ant and his best friend is a sesame seed.
StarMiner

**Vincent Hong** (born November 17, 2004), also known as **StarMiner**, was an irl friend of Zap ninzard who served as the 3rd Vice Executor of the Ninzard League. His tenure was the longest out of any of the Vice Executors.

## Joining

StarMiner joined the community on September 21, 2014 through real-life interaction. He had been relatively good friends with Zap during this time and became a part of Zapstorm, Ninzardia. During this time, he had been attending the same school and was in the same classroom as Zap. They were both in fifth grade.

## Senator from Zapstorm (2014–2015)

On December 27, 2014, StarMiner was elected Senator. As he had been quite young (same age as Zap) during this time, he was mostly complicit to the agenda of the Universal Party, later the Original Party. As Senator, StarMiner actively participated in community events in real-life, creating more love for the community.

## Vice Executorship (2015–2018)

On December 4, 2015, StarMiner succeeded the vice executorship of CloudMaster in the midst of internal community conflict.

### 2016 election

The Zap–StarMiner ticket won the 2016 Ninzard League executorial election.

### Individualist action

StarMiner was an open advocate for individualist standardism. He was often quiet in communities during his tenure, rarely making much administrative action against members. However, StarMiner did hold action against members he did not like such as Chara.

StarMiner was also a strong participator in the community's gaming events. This helped for the community to connect to him. He strongly advocated for community to be based on the means of spending quality time rather than a communitarian approach. He mostly behaved the same way as did Zap, albeit more cynical.

### Close friendships

During 2015 through 2016, StarMiner got to know Kushay in real life. He also became good friends with Zylosted during this time. By 2017, most members were convinced that the Capital Administration was heavily tied with friendship, as StarMiner and Zap were essentially best friends during this time.

However, Zap, StarMiner, and Kushay occasionally had their conflicts, although, it was rare and quickly solved.

### Nightwork

StarMiner was not fond of the Nightwork community. He rarely had interactions with Governor 24DegreeZ. In August 2017, however, StarMiner, Zap, and Kushay got together with the 24DegreeZ Administration to create the Third Faction.

## Legacy

When polled, StarMiner is often ranked as the most missed Vice Executor. This may be due to the eventful and nostalgic period in which his tenure occurred.
Xsoumii

**Xsoumii** was the fifth Governor of Solarburst that served from June 29, 2019 to July 1, 2019. Previous from becoming elected as Governor, he had served as the second Chief General of Nightwork from Nov 15, 2014 to Jan 29, 2017. In both positions, however, he was impeached and kicked off of power due to abuse.

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## 2014 — 2017

Xsoumii served as the **Chief General of Nightwork** from November 15th, 2014 until his resignation and temporary departure from the NUA on January 29th, 2017. On June 9, 2019 Xsoumii came back to the NUA and ran for Governor of Nightwork.

### Xsoumii Rebellion Scandal

Director of the DFA, Xudex, had become increasingly suspicious of Xsoumii. He had been discovered to have interacted with the Skull Seven platforms and had been making negotiations with L.E.O. Xudex set some DFA agents to spy on Xsoumii.

Deputy Director of the DFA, Xorbit, had discovered Xsoumii's own plans to overthrow the newly formed 24DegreeZ Administration. He had been in contact with Vrengo, who suggested he create a small team of skilled agents to ambush 24DegreeZ's defenses. Xsoumii formed a team which consisted of now-high-profile members like Spikester, Synjex, and Cubi. Xsoumii had formed the team with bribery and manipulation.

The situation was reported to Governor 24DegreeZ. On January 16, 2017, Governor 24DegreeZ approached Xsoumii and stated that he knew about his rebellion team. Xsoumii admitted to his rebellion attempts. 24DegreeZ insisted that he were to disband the group and that way, he did not need to announce it to the communicate or punish him. Xsoumii agreed but continued to develop the group in secret.

Xudex was still highly suspicious of Xsoumii and sent multiple DFA agents to spy on him. On January 27, 2017, one of the DFA agents, Xcyzia, had been invited into Xsoumii's coup group. Xcyzia immediately informed Director Xudex and pretended to be part of Xsoumii's rebellion. Xsoumii had not been aware of the DFA agents tracking him down.

On January 28, 2017, 24DegreeZ threatened Xsoumii by informing him that he had all knowledg1e on every one of his plans. He then asserted that if Xsoumii were to not disband and withdraw, he would be removed from the NUA community permanently. Xsoumii once again, pretended to disband the group and switched platforms.

With DFA agents tracking him down, Xsoumii could not successfully stay hidden. On January 29, 2017, all information of Xsoumii corruption was exposed to the community. Before he was to be impeached, Xsoumii resigned from his position and left the NUA.

## 2019

Xsoumii served as the **Governor of Solarburst** from June 29th, 2019 until his impeachment on July 1st, 2019. He is widely criticized for his extremely abusive policies for his very short period of rule.
Radical legionism

**Radical legionism** is a branch of legionism as the hardline, radical branch of legionist ideology.

Typically, radical legionists are fearful of opening up due to a variety of reasons:

* New, untrusted users could exploit the report function and potentially shut down private communities
* Digging up sensitive information
* Change in community culture
Jessica Steele-Sanders

"Rescue Sirens" creator and co-author Jessica Steele-Sanders grew up in Florida, where her jobs nearly always revolved around water: she helped care for and train dolphins and other marine mammals, went scuba diving with sharks for a living, taught marine conservation education programs, and spent a summer lifeguarding (but if she has a fish tail, she isn’t telling). Today, Jessica lives in the Los Angeles area with her husband and co-author, Chris, and her English shepherd, Brody. “Rescue Sirens: The Search for the Atavist” is her first book.
Netterix Reforms

The **Netterix Reforms** were initiated immediately following the February 2014 Ninzardia gubernatorial election, where Netterix was elected Governor of Ninzardia, putting an end to the Sounddy Administration. Netterix passed bills through the 3rd Ninzard Senate intending to reform the policies of Ninzardia. Ninzardia under Sounddy had undergone great levels of expansion. Although, most agreed that too many new members were affecting the vibe. Many wanted the expansion to end or decrease.

Sounddy's uncompromising, authoritarian administration resulted in a lack of trust among members of Ninzardia. Sounddy had banned countless members for being uncooperative with his demands, most notably, banning General Holiday because of refusal to continue expanding the Galacticore district.

Netterix's reforms were based around the idea of slowing down and promoting the autonomy of *the legion* while restoring a peaceful environment for people to enjoy. This was in contrast to Sounddy's approach, where he did not support legion autonomy, forcing generals to force their district to forcefully expand. Netterix also espoused an idea that the community should not revolve around its leader and that rather, the leader is the figure that is supposed to help ensure the peacekeeping of the community. This also contrasted Sounddy, who deliberately made himself the center of attention.

Netterix's reforms were widely supported by Ninzardia. He easily won re-election against his Neomovement Party opponent, Aeromage.
Rescue Sirens

People have always been drawn to the ocean: its power, its beauty, and, maybe most of all, its mystery. We know more about the surface of the moon than we do about the bottom of the ocean. It’s easy to imagine creatures existing that we just haven’t discovered yet, and one of the most enduring myths about the sea is the idea of the mermaid.

These half-fish, half-humans have been recorded in stories for over three thousand years, showing up across the world in every culture near a coastline. Even after scientists at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration released a recent statement that no evidence exists of aquatic humanoids, sightings and stories continue. People *want* to believe in mermaids. We want to believe that there’s something out there beyond the waves, something just as powerful, beautiful, and mysterious as the sea itself.

“Rescue Sirens” relies on a rich mythology, created specifically for this property but rooted in mermaid tales from Assyria, Turkey, and Ancient Greece. As our story goes, mermaids can “make legs” whenever they like and walk around on shore, but they’re still bound to the sea from which they came. After twenty-four hours without submerging in the water, a mermaid begins to feel sick; if she stays dry for three days straight, she loses the ability to change back into her tail… forever. Stranded merpeople, trapped on land in their two-legged form, are where the first humans came from, and that’s why mermaids are sworn to help humankind: they see them as family, as the descendants of their lost kin.

When a mermaid comes of age at around eighteen or twenty years old, she “studies abroad” by going up on land and posing as a human lifeguard, where she’s tasked to protect, learn, and teach. At the same time, she has to keep her identity a secret *and* get wet once a day — or risk losing her tail.
Maris

Materialistic social climber Maris looks, as a human, just like one of the willowy models from Miami's famous Fashion District. Her hair, cut in a stylish bob, is a striking white that’s complemented well by her green eyes and pale skin; in her mermaid form, she has the striped tail of a common dolphin.

Maris comes from old money… really old. Several hundred years ago, her grandfather had a lengthy romance with a lady pirate and used to "clean up" after the shipwrecks resulting from inevitable battles at sea, and the treasure collection that Maris’s family has amassed is truly impressive. Thus, Maris is accustomed to a certain level of status and privilege. She expects that status to extend to the dry realm, but Nim keeps a tight rein on her; otherwise, Maris might suddenly show up at Coastal Eddie's marine antiques shop with an emerald and gold cross worthy of a place in a museum and worth a king's ransom — enough to finance a resort of Maris’s very own on South Beach, and the polar opposite of "inconspicuous."

Frustrated with what she sees as a suffocating limitation on her lifestyle, Maris constantly looks for other ways to enhance her position. In the human world, she's observed, wealth and adoration are awarded to celebrities, and she has a subscription to every glossy fashion mag and trashy gossip rag on the market to learn as much as she can about America's modern-day royals. She consumes and retains an enormous amount of perishable information but is constantly surprised by the weather. Maris also threatens to get a scooter license, which the other girls know is just so she can wear a helmet painted robin’s egg blue.

Despite being rather unenthusiastic about working (like some sort of *peasant!*), Maris probably clocks in more guard time than any of the other Miami Beach Rescue Sirens because she needs to feed her new-found addiction: designer shoes. You can't wedge a fluke into a Louboutin or a Manolo Blahnik, so she's making the most of her time on land by buying and parading around in as many outrageously expensive shoes as she can afford. Maris's job as a lifeguard at the Arrondissement, one of the swanky beachside resorts, affords her the opportunity to rub elbows with the rich and famous, and she'd like nothing more than to get out of that disgraceful motel that she and the other Rescue Sirens live in and move up in the world. Maris is always asking to move farther away from Pippa, whose hyperactive antics give Maris a headache.
Echo

The tough girl with a chip on her shoulder, Echo is the strongest, fastest, and most athletic of the Miami Beach Rescue Sirens. She wears her purple hair in a ponytail, and has almond-shaped blue eyes and light skin; in her mermaid form, she sports the powerful tail of a blue marlin.

By far the most physically gifted of the girls, Echo oddly doesn't appear to get much joy out of that fact. She doesn’t care much for humans and resents being obligated to rescue them when they put themselves in harm's way, but she can't help but do an outstanding job when she's called on to respond to an emergency. Echo shows up late to work and sneaks out early; regardless, she's the lifeguard that you want on duty if something goes wrong, and she makes a solid second-in-command for Nim… when Echo isn’t trying to challenge her for leadership, anyway. Echo is stationed on the beach with Nim because Clymene, Nim's mother and the leader of their undersea community's tribal council, recognizes that Echo needs an eye kept on her, and Clymene hopes that Nim will be a good influence on a talented but troubled mermaid.

Echo feels very strongly about environmental issues, but she doesn't channel her passion in positive ways like Nim does; Echo’s been known to blow her top at people who leave their trash on the beach or feed potato chips to sea gulls. She's smaller than everyone except Pippa, so Echo has a bit of "short girl syndrome" going on, as well, and she feels a constant need to prove herself.

Not surprisingly, Echo’s favorite thing to do is working out, whether above water or below. She loves watching sports on TV and longs to learn to ride a bicycle, but she doesn’t want the other girls to see her doing anything that she isn’t already good at because it’s so important to Echo to maintain her competent image. Outwardly confident and frequently sarcastic, secretly, Echo is very superstitious, and she's scared to death of ghosts. Rather than admitting to her fear, instead, Echo finds convenient excuses to avoid Pippa’s late-night horror movie marathons.
Chris Sanders

"Rescue Sirens: The Search for the Atavist" co-author and cover artist Chris Sanders was born and raised in Colorado, which had no beaches and very very cold water. He learned to draw on the blank sides of office forms his dad permanently borrowed from work, with Blackwing pencils likewise liberated. Chris eventually traveled to California to seek a future in animated movies. In the evenings, he draws mermaids and monsters and occasionally writes stories.

You might recognize Chris's unique drawing style from his feature film directorial debut, Disney's "Lilo & Stitch," the look of which was based on Chris's personal artwork. Chris also co-wrote and co-directed DreamWorks' "How to Train Your Dragon" with his "Lilo & Stitch" co-writer and co-director, Dean DeBlois.

Chris began his animation career in Disney's Story Department, where he worked on films like "Beauty and the Beast," "The Lion King," and "Mulan" prior to co-directing "Lilo & Stitch." "Rescue Sirens: The Search for the Atavist," which he co-wrote with his wife, Jessica Steele-Sanders, is his first book.
Bobby Irwin

### First seen

Podcast Ep 129 - Chris's Email Suggestion Part 2 (Stop Listening At The 45 Minute Mark)

## Relationships

### Siblings

Bindi Irwin

**Bobby Irwin** is a character played by Broden Kelly on the Aunty Donna Podcast that is based on the real Robert Irwin.

Bobby is a 15 year old Australian television personality, and the son of the late Steve Irwin. He can swing around a cockatoo like a motherfucker, and has king hit 8 blokes.

He appeared at Judas Iscariot's party with his sister where they celebrated his hiring as Aunty Donna receptionist. There, he talked to Louisiana Jill and Marion Cotillard. (*Podcast Ep 129 - Chris's Email Suggestion Part 2 (Stop Listening At The 45 Minute Mark)*)
Genevieve Tsai

Interior illustrator for "Rescue Sirens: The Search for the Atavist" Genevieve Tsai works as a Character Designer in the games and animation industry, currently residing near San Francisco, California. Ever since she was a child, she has been passionate about animation and storytelling; music and humor often provides a huge spark of inspiration for her many personal projects. She enjoys video games, traveling, convention-going, toy collecting, Renaissance faires, indulging in cartoons/anime, and wishes she had an endless supply of Astronaut Ice Cream. For as long as she could remember, she’s always been drawn to the mysteries of the deep ocean, though unfortunately, she doesn’t have fins like Kelby.
Kelia B. Cortez

The shy tomboy of the group, Kelia B. Cortez — "Kelby" to her friends — is the new gill in Miami Beach. She has curly dark brown hair, big brown eyes behind a pair of reading glasses, and caramel-colored skin; in her mermaid form, her tail resembles that of a tiger shark, a beautiful dusty rose in color.

Kelby is revealed to be an Atavist, a rare genetic throwback who grew up as a human but discovered her ability to "turn tail" after moving from Arizona to Miami Beach and meeting the Rescue Sirens. Sporty and tomboyish but unsure of herself, Kelby’s shy around the other girls, and she's still very much getting the hang of this whole "mermaid" thing.

Despite growing up in a landlocked state, Kelby was always drawn to the water, and the only time she felt truly comfortable in Arizona was when she was doing laps in the pool. In her new form, she's gaining confidence, and she's teaching the mermaids as much about being a human as she is learning about being a mermaid — something Kelby secretly delights in, since she was never particularly popular or influential in her life back west. She's the only one of the Rescue Sirens who owns a car (a beat-up old Hyundai Tiburon), a cell phone, and a computer, so she becomes a main source of the Sirens' knowledge of human culture.

Kelby lifeguards at the local water park, Mako Splash, where she stashes her surfboard after her morning surf session and before her evening fix. She reads a ton of true crime novels and shares Pippa’s macabre fascination with horror movies, but Kelby’s real love is marine biology, which she studies at South Florida University.
Nim

The level-headed animal lover, Nim is the leader of the Rescue Sirens in Miami. She has beachy blonde hair, gray eyes, and tan skin with freckles; in her mermaid form, she has a "classic" mermaid tail with broad swept-back flukes, blue as the ocean in the morning.

Nim takes her job as a Rescue Siren very seriously, and she feels a deep kinship with the humans she’s charged to protect. Like many mermaids, Nim’s curious about the human world and everything in it, and she has a particular interest in anything old: black-and-white movies, record players, antique books, brightly-colored dresses from the 1950s, fountain pens. In fact, Nim has a collection of ink pens and a stockpile of stationery and envelopes, but she doesn’t have anyone to write to on land. Sometimes, she writes to herself just to get a letter in the mail. Her handwriting is messy by human standards, but it’s pretty good for a mermaid, keeping in mind that merfolk don’t usually communicate using the written word.

Nim's mother, Clymene, is the head of the tribal council in the local mermaid community, Lophelia, and Nim naturally feels the need to live up to her mom's legacy. She does her best to look after the other Rescue Sirens, and to make sure they're all happy and doing the best they can at their job, but she's still growing up, herself, so juggling all of her responsibilities can get tough. Add to that the fact that Nim and Echo have been known to bump heads, especially over matters of leadership, and it can be a challenge for Nim to work side-by-side with Echo at the Miami Beach lifeguarding stand to which they're both assigned.

As an only child, Nim jokes that she grew up with pets instead of siblings, and she has a special affinity for animals above and beyond that of most mermaids. She'll always go out of her way to help a creature in need, and Nim makes an extra effort to teach humans about marine life and how to coexist with all the ocean's beings.
Rescue Sirens and the Great Fish Round-Up

"Rescue Sirens and the Great Fish Round-Up" is the first in a series of fully-illustrated children's picture books starring the Rescue Sirens of Miami Beach. It is written by "Rescue Sirens" creator Jessica Steele-Sanders and her husband/co-author Chris Sanders, and features illustrations by artist Dylan Bonner.
Pippa

The bubbly girly-girl, Pippa wears her black hair in braided pigtails and has violet eyes and coffee-colored skin; in her mermaid form, she has the tail of an extinct Caribbean monk seal.

Sweet, positive, and very glass-half-full, Pippa is more enchanted with the human world than any of the other Rescue Sirens. She especially loves anything New Age: horoscopes, psychics, crystals, feng shui, séances, spell-casting... you name it, and she's probably tried it. Pippa wants to believe in everything and everybody, which makes her endearing, but she also comes off as a little naïve sometimes, even if she means well. She has a ton of enthusiasm, though, and she loves her friends fiercely. Pippa is the kind of girl who would spring a makeover on you before you had a chance to object, and, even if it turned out terribly, you couldn't get mad or say anything negative because Pippa would just be so happy to "help" you and you wouldn't want to hurt her feelings. She's an open book and wants to be everyone's best friend.

Pippa loves board games, 1970s TV shows, salt and pepper shakers, glitter stickers, staying up too late, feeding animals, painting her toenails, and any recording artist that had no more than one hit. She has three Barbie dolls that she hides when Maris comes to find her Juice Newton and John Denver tapes. Pippa is at ease with machinery, both repairing it and operating it; of all the girls, she's the best on a jet-ski, and she keeps the fleet running at peak performance. Pippa frequents Offshore Flo's All-Night Diner, where the legendarily bad coffee keeps her happily caffeinated.

Pippa thinks humans are fintastic (she refers to them delightedly as "leggies"), and she especially loves children, which is fortunate because she's stationed at a public pool that's crawling with kids. When she’s not lifeguarding, Pippa watches a lot of TV — enjoying the commercials every bit as much as the programs, since she may not actually realize that there’s a difference — and she has a special fondness for horror movies of all kinds.
Atavist

Courtesy of Dictionary.com , an *atavism* is defined as follows:

**atavism**
[**at**-*uh*-viz-*uh* m]
noun
1. *Biology.*
a. the reappearance in an individual of characteristics of some remote ancestor that have been absent in intervening generations.
b. an individual embodying such a reversion.
2. reversion to an earlier type; throwback.

Origin of atavism

1825-35; < Latin *atav (us)* remote ancestor (*at-*, akin to *atta* familiar name for a grandfather + *avus* grandfather, forefather) + -ism

Related forms

**atavist**, noun

According to "Rescue Sirens"' unique mermaid mythology, merfolk existed before human beings — in fact, they represent our species' very origin. From the beginning of time, mermaids and mermen were able to "make legs" indistinguishable from our own and walk around on shore, where they bred, gave birth in special birthing coves, and simply explored the vast expanses of wild land.

There was a catch, though (isn't there always?): after more than a day away from the ocean, legged merfolk would start to feel ill, and if they went for three full days without "turning tail" and submerging in water from head to fin-tip, their specialized lungs would dry up and they would lose their ability to change from legs to tail. Forever.

In other words, they became human.

Across the globe, merfolk were trapped on land often enough — due to losing their way, natural disasters, illness or injury, and even treachery — that the resulting small bands of human beings were able to sustain and eventually grow their population (although the offspring of human/human pairings lacked from birth the capacities to "turn tail" and breathe underwater). These humans were watched over when they went near the water by the mermaids and mermen still living in the ocean, and merfolk observe that ancient vow to protect their landbound brethren to this day; that's the role of a Rescue Siren .

But sometimes, once in a very long while, a human being is born with the ability locked within them to change their legs into a tail (and back again) as well as to breathe water, just like humankind's merfolk ancestors. This genetic throwback is known amongst merfolk as an Atavist. It is the search for just such a human by the Rescue Sirens of Miami Beach that forms the basis for the first novel, "Rescue Sirens: The Search for the Atavist."
Aunty Donna: The Pilot

**Aunty Donna: The Pilot** is a pilot made by Aunty Donna with ABC's 2015 Fresh Blood initiative. The boys made it to the second phase of the competition but were not granted a full series. A link to the pilot on Vimeo can be found here.

## Featured sketches

Three sketches from the pilot were later uploaded to the Aunty Donna YouTube channel. These, in order of appearance, were:

* Haven't You Done Well 3 - Fancy Man (Fancy, Fancy)
* Velociraptor on a Kids Show!
* Memory Man

## Outtakes and commentary

A set of bloopers for the "of course you're not an egg" line is on their YouTube channel. They also uploaded a audio commentary for the show on Soundcloud.
Bernie Sanders

**Bernie Sanders** is a character played by Zachary Ruane in Podcast Ep 181 - If Poopin' Too Hard is Evil, I don't Wanna Be a Jedi!, based on the real Bernie Sanders.

Bernie is an Australian politician who says there are too many billionaires, and has pledged his life to getting rid of them. He loves the accumulation of wealth until a person hits a billion dollars. He is also a Sydney hip hop artist and member of the Hilltop Hoods. He is a millionaire himself. He has no love of universal healthcare, does not push for free universty and has no drive to make America as good as other first-world countries. He looks exactly like the real Bernie Sanders.

## Biography

Mark's Scrotum once claimed that it disliked Sanders' disruption of the DNC. (*Podcast EP 2*)

Bernie appeared at a party celebrating the return of the Aunty Donna Podcast and met Cum On My Back Man. He proclaimed several times that there were too many billionaires, and met Hitler's C\*\*t. Jar Jar Binks said Sanders was hot and that he wanted to suck his ding. Bernie became angry at Geroge Lucas, who was also at the party, because he was a billionaire. (*Podcast Ep 181 - If Poopin' Too Hard is Evil, I don't Wanna Be a Jedi!*)
Churn

**Churn** is a character referenced in Podcast Ep 143 - LAN PARTY.

She is the alleged girlfriend of Broden, who she is ployamorous with. She is in year 11 and she smokes, and she works at Jetty Surf in Northland Shopping Centre.

While at Mark's house for a LAN party with him and Zach, Broden said she was his girlfriend. Mark and Zach remembered her when Broden said she worked at Jetty Surf, as she had got Mark a discount on his Dickies shorts. (*Podcast Ep 143 - LAN PARTY*)