David Wooderson - Character Form

**Name:** David Johnathon Wooderson
**Nickname(s):**
- Wooderson
- Woody
**Birthdate:** November 4, 1953
**Age as of 1993:** Going on 40

**Address:** 5843 Cottonwood St., Goodyear, AZ 85395
**You’d find this person at….(Average Location)**
- Emporium (Austin)
- YMCA (Arizona)
- High School (Anywhere)
**Dream Vacation:** Paris with a hot chick
**Favorite place to go:** Anywhere there are high school girls
**Favorite place to go on vacation:** Austin

**Common catchphrases:** "Alright, alright, alright"

**Typical Attire:**
- Rock band t-shirt
- Tight pants (typically multi-colored)
- Cowboy boots
- Chain necklace
- Flowered swim trunks for kicks
**Best color (to wear):** Orange
**Haircolor:** Dark Blonde
**Eyecolor:** Dark Blue
**Height:**
- 5’ 11” without boots
- 6’ 1” with boots
**Weight:** 158
**Body type:** Fit, but still thick

**Cleanliness:** Likes to be organized, but ends up procrastinating it so that he never really is.
**Amount of time spent on cleaning each week:** An hour or two a week at most
**Bedroom looks like….**
- Lots of clothing on the floor and on the backs of chairs.
- Stark White walls.
- Bed rarely made
- Sweet speaker system with surround sound
- Has a distinct Wooderson smell

**Type of Car:**
- 1970 Chevy Chevelle
- Has been repainted many times but the same color. Is kept nicely.
- More money goes into the car than goes into his bills and rent.

**Typical Diet:**
- Restaurant and deli food
- Lots of fruits and veggies
- Protein shakes
- Pretzels
- Anything simple and fast
- Beer/alcoholic beverages
**Favorite food to cook:** Salad
**Favorite food to eat:** Spaghetti
**Least favorite food:** Spinach
**Favorite fast food place:** Sonic
**Favorite Fruit:** Mango
**Favorite Vegetable:** Green Bell Peppers
**Favorite Dessert:** Banana Cream Pie
**Favorite drink:** Beer
**Favorite SODA:** Coca-Cola
**Favorite Candy:** Baby Ruth
**Favorite chip:** Salt and Vinegar
**Favorite Breakfast Food:** Scrambled Eggs

**Best Qualities:**
- Easygoing
- Persuasive
- Charming
**Worst Qualities:**
- Blunt
- Pedophile-ish
- Doesn’t think

**Interests:**
- Playing pool
- Checking out/Picking up girls
- Swimming at the YMCA
**Hobbies:**
- Hot chicks
- A good rock concert
- Engines, cars, mechanics
- Playboy Magazine
**Biggest pet peeves:**
- “The Man”
- People who waste extra time with their Dipshit professors
- Liars

**Favorite Movie:** Beach Party
**Favorite band:** Aerosmith
**Favorite TV Show:** Star Trek
**Favorite Sport:** Football
**Favorite Book, if any:** Mechanics for Dummies

**Place married/ if married:** N/A
**Where honeymoon was spent:** N/A
**Favorite thing about partner:** N/A
**Least favorite thing about partner:** They don't exist

**Sleep on right or left side of bed:** Middle
**Sleep with it hot or with it cold?:** Hot
**Worst dream ever had:** High school girls weren’t into him, even appearing non-existent. He had to go all over town and failed to find a girl to fuck.
**Best dream ever had:** Sex dream where he had a foursome with three hot chicks
**Sunrise or Sunset?** Both

**Favorite sex position:** Reverse Cowgirl
**How often do they have sex:** Occasionally on the weekends/Twice a month

**Biggest regret:** Not going to college/trying to get a real job
**Reasons they are proud of themselves:** Hasn’t gotten arrested/ isn't a registered sex offender
**Life goals:** To go on stage at an Aerosmith concert
**Biggest fear:** Drowning
**Highschool GPA:** 2.3
**College GPA:** N/A

**Favorite season:** Summer
**Favorite day of the week:** Saturday
**Favorite Holiday:** Labor Day
**Favorite smell:** Female Aroma
**Favorite color:** Orange
**Favorite store:** Party Store

**All places employed:**
- McDonald’s (16 yrs- 1969)
- The Centennial (18yrs - 1971)
- Bar in the City (23 yrs - 1976)
- YMCA (35 yrs - 1988)
**Favorite past time:** Giving high schoolers advice

**Relationship with parents:**
- Not so hot
- Lost contact after graduation
- Hasn’t talked to them since he moved
**Relationship with children, if they have any:** N/A
**Thoughts on discipline:** N/A
**Favorite thing to do with family:** N/A
**Pet(s):** Feeds a cat that comes around, calls it "Cat
**Best friend:** Cat
**Favorite thing to do with friends:** Just hang out

**Inspiration(s):**
- Steven Tyler
- Randall “Pink” Floyd
- Gandhi

**I am passionate about** girls.

**To earn respect you have to** know what you want in life!