Granny Gertrude

**Granny Gertrude** is an NPC in Feral. She can be found in Sunken Thicket.

## Description

Granny Gertrude is a short, stout figure with pink skin and blue clothing. She has a thin staff and wears a tall stump hat.

## Quotes

* “*But I bet they'd all change their minds if they heard that dear old Granny brushes her puppets' teeth every single day, now wouldn't they?”*
* *"You leave Gertrude to talk to her creepy, creepy puppets, and hope they don't make any surprise appearances in your nightmares tonight."*

* *"Cindernoct has brought him near enough this realm so that I might hear his whispers once more... But in such a state I cannot understand what he says..."*

* *"Why, it's the Watcher of course! Look at the way my puppets dance when they hear the very name! Granny knows the Watcher is dangerous, of course she does... but the Watcher is legend for a reason, too... one can't help but be impressed."*

* *"A backscratcher...? Why, all in good time, dearie, all in good time..."*
* *"So hasty, dearie... Well, I'm afraid my beloved puppets have gone and run off, and I need their help to make the repairs, you see?"*
* *"No dearie, my puppets. They help me do all my best work. Now be a good little child and go find where they've hidden."*
* *Better hurry, dearie. The longer those puppets are loose, the more prone they may be to wandering farther off... Be sure not to miss any..."*
* *"Ahh! You found my puppets! You know, I think you'd make a fine puppet yourself, dearie..."*
* *"All right all right... It won't take but a moment now that my little dearies have been returned to me!"*
* *"Good as new, that backscratcher. Wallace is going to be so excited--Granny added a special surprise just for him. He's sure to scream with delight!"*
* *"If you keep running off, Granny Gertrude might have to cut your strings once and for all..."*

* *"Well, dear, as you know, Granny's got a pretty busy schedule talking to her puppets, going on trips with her puppets, polishing her puppets, dancing with her puppets, and, of course, watching her puppets sleep every night."*
* *"What use could Granny have for one of those kits?"*
* *"Oh, Granny doesn't care much about silly things like money-she only cares for her dear PUPPETS. But good luck, dearie! Granny's had quite the day searching for her puppets, and she doesn't have time to dawdle!"*
* *"The Puppetmaster uses Candlewick products? Really? But nobody's seen the Puppetmaster in centuries since he crafted his final puppet... though some say his cries can be heard in the forest... Echoing...echoing...*
* *"Oh, DEAR! Really? You know, some meanies like to spread rumors that my puppets are cursed, but Granny would NEVER let that such things befall her precious puppets...*
* *"Tell everyone that Granny Gertrude bought a kit and saved you from the curse-that ought to stop the rumors! And come by later if you want to join Granny's puppets for dance lessons-we're doing a soft shoe routine!"*
* *"Why, the candles in this kit are hardly even fitting for a weeknight seance... I suppose Granny will have to make do."*

* *"Ahh, Julian's Pickens do lay the best eggs... My puppets love when I use the shattered eggshells in my baking for extra CRUNCH... And just look at these delightful tentacles!"*
* *"Oh, I suppose bygones are bygones! Let Julian know all is forgiven from his favorite neighbor, Granny Gertrude--though her puppets may take a bit longer to come around! They like to hold grudges, dearie! Hee hee!"*
* *"Now that he's apologized for the behavior of his pickens, Julian's open invitation to Granny Gertrude's Fabulous Puppet Show is back on! Each night at 8, my children and I perform! They LOVE audience participation...and there's no TELLING what they'll do..."*
* *"Strangely, in all the time he's been invited, Julian still hasn't made an appearance! In fact, nobody has... Hmm..."*

## Trivia

* Granny Gertrude carries a Myrefolk Tide Staff.