Doubling Two/Transcript

This is a transcript for Doubling Two, an episode of The Number Yoshis.

## Main Episode

(The episode starts with the scene showing Two dancing. At the bottom left, the title, 'Doubling Two', shows)

**Two** (incorrectly counting to twelve): "Zero, seventy, twenty-seven, sixty-six, ten, one hundred and one, two, forty, seven, one hundred, eighty, twelve."

**One**: "Two, why aren't you counting correctly anymore?"

**Two**: "Have I told you that I could count from zero to twelve?"

**One** (shocked): "*What*?"

**Two**: "I'm going to teach everyone how to count someday."

**One**: "No, don't!"

**Five**: "Wait a minute, Kamek hijacked his mind!" (leaves the room; now offscreen) "I'm getting the Imagine Machine 3000 in action."

**Two**: "What was Five doing here?"

**One**: "I don't know."

(We now see Five coming back with the Imagine Machine 3000)

**Five** (pressing buttons): "Well..." (pushes the final button) "Here goes nothing!"

(The machine scans Two, and then the scene cuts to a flashback where Kamek is trying to brainwash Two)

## Kewl Cat program flashback

**Two**: "'Kewl Cat Can Teach Yew How To Count'? What's tha—"

**Kamek**: "Silence!" (puts on the program)

(The TV plays the Kewl Cat Theme Song)

**Kewl Cat**: "Hi, I'm Kewl Cat, and I'm cool."

**Two**: "I don't really want to w—"

**Kamek**: (focuses Two to the TV) "Quiet!"

**Kewl Cat**: "I'm going to teach you how to count from zero to twelve. Zero, seventy, twenty-seven, sixty-six, ten, one hundred and one, two, forty, seven, one hundred, eighty, twelve."

**Two** (protesting): "This is stupid! I already know how to c—"

**Kamek**: "ENOUGH!" (restarts the program and makes Two watch it without complaining)

(The scene then cuts to a brainwashed Two counting exactly like he did at the beginning of the episode and a happy Kamek, with text showing "Several minutes later" at the bottom middle of the screen)

**Kamek**: (laughs evilly)

## Back to Main Episode

(The flashback ends; we see Five gasp in shock)

**Five**: "One, we're going to stop Two from counting incorrectly."

**One**: "Got it!"

(Meanwhile, the scene cuts to Three, Four and Five at the park; they spot Two at the playground)

**Two**: "Say, 'Zero, seventy.'"

**Unnamed boy**: "Zero, one."

**Two**: "No, no, no! You're wrong! It's 'zero, seventy'!"

**Unnamed boy**: "What's a 'seventy'?"

(The scene then cuts to Three and Four, who are hiding behind a bush)

**Three**: "I'm going to stop Two from counting wrong if it's the last thing we ever do." (runs away from the bush)

**Unnamed boy**: "Zero, sev-en-ty."

**Three**: *Oh, come on!*

**Two**: "Yeah! There you go! Why don't we celebrate by eating veggies?"

**Unnamed boy**: "I don't like veggies. I like cookies."

(Two sees Three and runs away, causing Three and Four to chase Two; the boy then counts back to normal)

**Three**: "Come back here, Two!"

(Two then runs past a bakery and Three ends up going down the alley and tripping over a cat while Four ends up in a box)

(Eight and Zero appear suddenly)

**Three**: "Shoot! We lost him!"

**Five**: (points to one direction) "Two went that way!" (Three, Four, Eight and Zero follow her)

(We now see Three, Four, Eight, Five and Zero at the bakery)

**Zero**: "Five, are you sure this was the place?"

**Eight**: "Even I can't seem to find Two."

**Three**: (spots Two walking out of the kitchen) "There he is!"

**Two** (incorrectly counting six uneaten cookies): "Zero, seventy, twenty-seven, sixty-six, ten, one hundred and one, two."

**Four**: "No wonder the baker couldn't count."

**Two** (now realizing his mistake): "Oops!"

**Zero**: "So you *did* count wrong, after all."

**Two**: "Yes, I've been counting wrong the whole time." (starts to count) "One, two, three, four, five..."

(The rest of the Number Yoshis hug Two)

**Three**: "Ah, Two, we're so glad you're back!"

(The scene then shows the couch, and cuts to all of the Number Yoshis in the Living Room)

**Two**: "Thank my lucky stars that One, Zero, Four, Eight and Three saved me! If they didn't, I would've gone too far."

**Nine**: "Guys, we're all going to the Gymnasium."

**Six**: "What kind of game are we playing? A name of a game is what you'll be saying."

**Seven**: "Nine says it's a game about Two."

(All the Number Yoshis cheer, and the scene cuts to the nine playing pinball on a large pinball machine, with Two as the main player)

## Episode Ending

**Zero**: (jumps out of the pinball machine) "Zero!"

**One**: (also jumps out of the pinball machine) "One!"

**Two**: "Two!"

**Three**: "Three!"

**Four**: (Uses his Block Blobs to make a platform for Five to step on) "Four!"

**Five** (on top of Four's Block Blobs): "Five!"

**Six** (rolling dice): "Six!"

**Seven**: "Seven!"

**Eight**: "Eight!"

**Nine**: "Nine!"

(The episode ends as the Number Yoshis wave good-bye)