"The Bare Necessities"/Mowgli, our heroes, and Chinta get captured!

Here's when "The Bare Necessities" starts playing, and when Mowgli, our heroes, and Chinta get captured by the monkeys in *Brian and the Eeveelution Family's Adventures of The Jungle Book*.

Baloo: Now look, it's like this, little britches. All you gotta do is.. (claps) (singing):

Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare nevessities,
Are Mother Nature's recipies
That bring the bare necessities of life
Wherever I wander
Wherever I roam
I couldn't be fonder
Of my big home
The bees are buzzing in the tree
To make some honey just for me
When you look under the rocks and plants
And take a glance at the fancy ants
Then maybe try a few...
Mowgli: You eat ants?

Baloo: Ha-ha, you better believe it! And you're gonna love the way they tickle.

Hen: That's unusual for a bear.

[Rock almost falls on Mowgli]

Bagheera: Mowgli, look out!

Baloo: The bare necessities of life will come to you.

Mowgli (trying to catch an ant): When?

Baloo: They'll come to you.

Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
That's why a bear can rest at ease
With just the bare necessities of life
Now when you pick a paw-paw
Or a prickly pear
Mowgli (pricking finger): Ow!

Baloo: And you prick a raw paw.

Well, next time beware
Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw
When you pick a pear try to use the claw
But you don't need to use the claw
When you pick a pair of the big paw-paw
Have I given you a clue?

Mowgli: Golly, thanks, Baloo!

Peter: Hey, guys I'm already getting the Bare Necessities.

Quagmire: Yeah, me too!

Silverstream: Me three!

Chinta: Me four.

Little Bear: I guess we all are.

Bagheera: (facepaws) Paw-paw, ha! Of all the silly gibberish.

Baloo (pulling Bagheera by the tail): Come on, Baggy, get with the beat!

The bare necessities of life will come to you.
Mowgli: They'll come to me!

Baloo: They'll come to you.

[Music from the song goes on through the whole following scratching scene]

Baloo: How 'bout scratchin' that old left shoulder while you're up there, Mowgli? Now just a hair lower.. There, right there. That's it. Ahh.. This is beautiful. That's good. Kid, we've got to get to a tree, this calls for some big scratch!

Mowgli: You're lots of fun, Baloo!

Belle: You're really fun indeed!

[Baloo is now scratching against a tree]

Baloo: Right on it.. Yeah! That's delicious! Oh, ooo! Just a little bit... mmm.. yeah.. ha-ha.. ooo.

[he pulls the tree from the ground finally and scratches by its trunk]

Baloo: Mm... mmm... ha-ha.. ooo. yeah!

[Baloo, satisfied, lets himself fall into water]

Baloo: Oh man, this is really livin'. So just try and relax. Yeah.

[Mowgli and our heroes get on his tummy]

Baloo: Cool it. Fall apart in my back yard. 'Cause let me tell you something little britches. If you act like that bee acts, uh-uh. You're working too hard. And don't spend your time looking around for something you want, that can't be found.
(singing):

When you find out you can live without it
And go along not thinking about it
And I'll tell you something true
The bare necessities of life will come to you.
Bagheera (walking away): Ahh.. I give up. Well I hope his luck holds out.

Baloo: Mowgli, how 'bout you singing?

Baloo and Mowgli: Look for the bare necessities,

The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
Mowgli: Yeah, man!

Baloo and Mowgli: I mean the bare necessities,

That's why a bear can rest at ease
With just the bare necessities of life
Baloo: Yeah!

Baloo and Mowgli: With just the bare necessities of life

Mowgli: Yeah, man!

Baloo: Ha-ha-ha. Beautiful. That's real jungle harmony.

Mowgli: I like being a bear.

Baloo: That's my boy. You're gonna make one swell bear. Why, you even sing like one.

Little Bear: You might even be like me, Mowgli.

[Why they drift downstream, monkeys above plot Mowgli, our heroes, and Chinta's stealing]

Baloo (going to sleep): Doo-be-doo...

[Monkeys replace Mowgli, our heroes, and Chinta by a monkey]

Baloo: Doo-be-wee be-doo

[fly lands on Baloo's nose]

Baloo: Hey guys, how 'bout you flickin' that old mean fly off of your papa bear's nose?

[monkey hits Baloo's nose hard with a stick]

Baloo: Ouch! Ha, ha! Boy, when you flick a fly you really.... [he finally opens his eyes and shows the monkey] Why you, flat-nosed, little-eyed, flaky creep!

Mowgli (held in the branches above): Hey! Let go of me!

Mr. Blik: Take your stinking paws off me, you dang, dirty apes!

Indigo Zap: Baloo, help us!

Baloo: Take your flea-picking hands off my cub and friends!

Monkey #1: Come on and get them, champ!

Monkey #2: He's no champ, he's a chump!

Mowgli, our heroes, and Chinta: Baloo!

Monkey #3: Yeah! ha-ha! A big hothead!

Baloo: Okay you guys asked for it, I'll... ooh!

[he falls into water]

Monkey #4 : That'll cool him off!

Baloo: Give me back my man-cub, and my other friends!

(The Monkeys then lower Mowgli, the Team, and Chinta down in front of a tree)

Monkey #2: Here they are, come and get them!

[They then pull them away at the last second as Baloo hits against the tree and falls down flat]

Monkey #3: That's how a bear can *rest* at ease!

Monkey #5: Here's some bare necessities!

[They throw fruits at Baloo, which either splatter all over him or batter him as one slams right in his stomach]

Baloo: (getting up, while shaking off splatered fruit while making punching moves) Now, just try that again you... (gets a papaya thrown right into his face with a "Splat!") **OOF!!**

Monkey #5: What's that you hit him with, son?

Monkey #6: That was a bare necessity.

Baloo: (chasing the swinging monkeys back and forth) Look Monk, you turn them loose or I'll jerk a knot in your tail!

Monkey #1: We give up, here they come!

Mowgli, our heroes, and Chinta (flying): Whoa! Baloo, catch us! Baloo!

[Baloos starts running backward, arms open ready to catch them, as another bunch of Monkeys grab them]

Monkey #6: Back up, back up! Faster, faster, faster!

[2 monkeys stand at the edge of a cliff with a vine in their hands. Where they pull it tight, as Baloo trips over the vine and falls off the cliff]

Monkey #5: A rolling bear gathers no hair!

(Baloo bumps into a rock which goes falling and when Baloo hits the bottom the rock hits him in the head and then crumbles to bits as his eyes roll around)

Mowgli: Baloo! Help us! Baloo, they're carrying us away!

Human Rarity: Put us down immediately!

Ocellus: I think I'm gonna be sick from all of this tossing around!

Meatwad: Never mind about the tossing, where are they even taking us?

Erza Scarlet: I think we're about to find out once they stop.

Umbreon: Well I'll tell y'all one thing: They ain't Wookiee's or Ewok's!

Baloo: Bagheera! Bagheera!

[It echoes around]

Bagheera: Well, it's happened. Took longer then I thought but it's happened.

[Returning to Baloo, he is currently climbing back up the cliff, struggling to grip, and reaches the top just in the exact moment Bagheera arrives]

Baloo (yells in Bagheera's face, without noticing him): **BAGHEERAAAA!!!!!!!**

[Bagheera screeches and sits stunned for a while, as his head vibrates the loud yell, and then he looks at Baloo with an annoyed scowl]

Baloo: (notices Bagheera is right there) Oh, you heard me, huh?

Bagheera: (looking all around) Mowgli? Mowgli? Brian, Sylveon, guys? (grabs Baloo's face) Aright, what happened? (shakes Baloo's face) Where's Mowgli, Team Griffin/Eeveelution, they're friends, and that squirrel of there's?

Baloo: (shoves Bagheera off himself) They ambushed me, thousands of them! I jabbed with my left, then I swung with the right, and then I...

Bagheera: Oh, for the last time, *what* happened to Mowgli, Team Griffin/Eeveelution, they're friends, and that squirrel of there's?

Baloo: Like I told ya, them mangy monkeys carried them off!

Bagheera: The Ancient Ruins. Oh, I hate to think what will happen when they meet that king of theirs.