Episode 3

The third episode of Lecture Hall. Uploaded on September 29, 2020

recapped by Kevin on 9/28/21

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* Correction Cornner: Dylan announces the pig is fake, and scolds Broti for eating Maple cereal
	+ The pig outed itself as fake in its own Twitter location
	+ B&D discussed and imagined a very rich and abusive life for the pig
	+ Dylan mentions Lil Miquela, a famously shadowed cartoon
	+ D questions attraction to WALL-E, and then B&D discuss the romantic aspect of the film WALL-E
	+ Broti mentions “Hi Dear” messages and they discuss how many DM men go straight to marriage, they don’t have time to waste
* B&D shout-out Rex the TV Terrier, a Nielsen dog
	+ He is pointy and hideous, all nose and basically no eyes (an English Bull Terrier)
	+ Dylan’s dog drawing skills are called into question, as a high school dropout
* B&D discuss The Vow, including a late spoiler alert
	+ Dylan suspects the problem with the NXVIM women is dropping out of high school
	+ B&D admit they were sold on the cult after the first episode
	+ Dylan worries about spoilers but Broti promises she is not giving any
	+ B&D recognize the commercial acting to branding pipeline
	+ Broti isn’t sure if it lives up to the last docu-series she saw, How I Met Your Mother
* B&D realize that who goes first every week is switching, a previously unspoken rule

### Dylan’s segment

* Dylan’s topic, which Broti will hate, is Teeth
	+ Broti responds NOOOO
	+ Broti theorizes that teeth were supposed to be covered with skin but aren’t
* Dylan reveals teeth are not bones, punctuated by the prayer hands emoji
* The Vow talk resumes as Dylan appreciates Keith’s skill for redirection
* Broti’s first menion of Greg on the pod is that his hair resembles Keith Reneire’s
* Broti texts Dylan during the pod
* Dylan decides to give isolated facts instead of taking the listeners on a journey
* B&D realize teeth and pools can be indoor/outdoor things
* Broti congratulates dogs on their freedom from tooth care, and Dylan responds by recommending Broti brush Niko’s teeth
	+ Broti wonder if dogs have braces?  Dylan thinks that maybe a CGI dog from Japan might
* Broti mentions "Leaving Amish" and reveals she wants dentures
* Narwhals aren’t real, according to Broti
* Dylan introduces a sub category, titled “Horses”
	+ B&D discuss the horse patriarchy
	+ Dylan imagines A Horse Named Broti Gupta
		- Broti appreciates their differences, she can type and the horse can run
		- Broti can make a linkedin, the horse can kick people
		- Also the horse is a surgeon
		- The horse requires a large stethoscope, but really B&D are imaging a head mirror, an outdated prop for doctor costumers
	+ Broti imagines Dylan with one five inch horse tooth
		- Broti reveals she mentions that Dylan is an actor, but in this scenario the single horse tooth would be the more prominent feature
	+ Dylan accidentally includes an armadillo fact in the horse category
* Dylan creates a complex word problem re:elephant teeth
* B&D have a new tagline: “we’re born dying”
* Broti’s poetry corner - new teeth vs evolved teeth
* Broti predicts the mention of beaks
	+ Beaks are mouth knives
	+ Beaks are supermarket grabbers
* Dylan teases that medicinal leeches will be a future topic
* Dylan proudly declares that their podcast is not Pod Save America
* Broti has decided that Jeff Bezos was born 47 and his age is now unknowable
	+ Dylan hazily remembers that he resembles J.K.Simmons
* B&D have emails at childrensdentalvillage.net
* B&D miss gum, the first mention of the pandemic(?)
* Broti does not believe in giraffes, Dylan thinks they are construction equipment and not animals
* Fluoride corner - Broti prefers Strawberry while Dylan prefers Bubble Gum, this is because Dylan “has the palette of a very troubled little girl”
* Broti’s topic is promised as both exciting and fascinating

### Broti’s segment

* Broti’s topic is Charles Ingram, a classmate of Dylan from high school
* Dylan quickly realizes she knows all about Broti’s topic
* Pounds talk - Broti doesn’t understand them and imagines a bag of rubies, Dylan thinks of a pirate’s chest
* Dylan quickly coins the nickname “Bregis” for host Chris Tarrant, not Camilla Parker Bowles
* After several minutes, Broti realizes she is a talking about a couple named Charles and Diana, but not the famous one
* Is this anything? “Camilla Parker Quizbowl”
* Throuples are mentioned for the third week in a row
* B&D discuss the House of Lords, which Christopher Guest was once a part of
* Dylan mentions the The Staircase owl theory, a theory that Broti would probably come up with
* Dylan thinks it is brave to cheat on a gameshow, but not brave to attend a gameshow taping while sick
* B&D wrap up after 45 minutes, imaging the quarantine activities of Charles & Diana Ingram
* Dylan mentions “the punk band that was on Maury” but she probably means The Locust which appeared on The Jerry Springer Show
* Dylan also mentions K-Strass (Mark Proskch) the yo-yo expert, who now appears on What We Do In the Shadows