Hero Dude

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## General Info

Hero Dude is the Main Protagonist of Saturdays bar fight. He's the enemy of Slurgenheimer and the ally of Fat Dude and Bush Boi. He's also the strongest of the three main heroes, however, he has such a low brain cell count that he almost never uses any of his powers. The first time him and Fat Dude met, Fat Dude was working for Slurgenheimer. However, Hero Dude ended up killing the both of them, sending Fat Dude to hell and Slurgenheimer to Purgatory. (Yes. He has all of these powers, but he died from a fucking 3 - 4 month old man-child with a light saber and a gun)

### Origins

Hero Dude was born in San Diego on the 1st day of the 1st month in the 3rd century. He then died almost 2000 years later at the hands of his son on the 9th day of the 12th month in the 22nd century. This shows that Hero Dude has immortality, and doesn't age (Which is a TERRIBLE thing because he's got all of these powers and has the power to destroy the fucking planet).

It's also assumed that he's probably male (I'm not going near that thing and testing it). He's extremely short. His weight however is the same as Fat Dude. (Don't ask)

### Saturdays Bar Fight 1

Hero Dudes first appearance in Saturdays Bar Fight is in Slurgenhiemers castle. He attempts to kill Slurgenhiemer, but is forced to retreat. In the next scene he battles Fat Dude (who he promptly kills), makes his way to Slurgenhiemers castle again and proceeds to access an unknown transformation. This transformation grants him a x10 boost in power which gives him more than enough strength to kill Slurgenhiemer (which he does so within less than half a minute).

Hero Dude then wakes up to find himself in hell. After waking up, he teams up with Fat Dude to attempt to find a way out of hell and destroy the bin race. On his travels, he meets Bush Boi, and together the trio locate a single bin scout. They kill the scout, and then journey to the bin hideout. The three charge into the hideout, but are swarmed by bin soldiers and are defeated. Hero Dude is the only one out of the three that isn't captured and imprisoned by the bins after being overwhelmed.

In the credits, it is shown that Hero Dude ended up banging Slurgenhiemers wife. This would end up leading to the birth of Slurgenhielmer

### Saturdays Bar Fight 2

Hero Dude starts off the film by escaping hell and running into Slurgenhiemers wife (His now Ex due to his death). He then gets into a battle with his newly born son Slurgenhielmer, who promptly kills him and Slurgenhiemers wife. Hero Dude then wakes up to Fat Dudes face in Purgatory, who reveals that he used pedophile techniques to arrive there. (It's more likely that he was executed by the bins in hell, which is why he ended up in Purgatory.)

The two then journey to locate the portal out of Purgatory, which leads them to locating Slurgenhiemer. Slurgenhiemer then proceeds to take control of Fat Dudes mind, and forces the two to fight. However, before the fight can go any further, Evil Dude enters the scene by killing Hero Dude. However, due to Purgatorys strange rules, Hero Dude then runs back into the room, and insults Evil Dude. The three Dudes then go to locate the portal out of Purgatory, which they end up finding. However, because Hero Dude has died in Purgatory, he can't take the portal out. The portal closes with Hero Dude and Evil Dude still stuck in Purgatory, who now must find an ancient wizard named Freedo in order to leave. The two then depart in order to look for the ancient wizard.

## Powers

Hero Dude, despite his stupidity, is actually incredibly strong, and has the capability to destroy entire planets. He can run at speeds above that of sound, and has the strength to destroy the earth. He also holds immortality, and is never able to die from old age. He has access to his own version of Super Saiyan, and like normal Super Saiyan his powers are heavily amplified when he's in the transformation. To date he's only ever used the form once, when he was fighting Slurgenheimer in his castle.