Danny Sexbang vs Hatsune Miku

Danny Sexbang vs Hatsune Miku is the twenty-first episode of Fiction V. Fiction, and the season 2 premiere, featuring Danny Sexbang from ***Ninja Sex Party*** and Hatsune Miku from ***Vocaloid***.

## Interlude

Music is one of the most powerful force in the world. It can cause joy, anger, sadness. It can bring people together. Music can also be a way to talk about anything. From the nerdy to the romantic. And today we're pinning the king and queen of these types of music in a battle of east vs west!

Danny Sexbang

Lead singer of Ninja Sex Party

And

Hatsune Miku

Japan's number 1 digital idol

I'm Aipom and today I'm here to determine who between these two characters would win a match of Fiction V. Fiction!

## Danny Sexbang

(Cue: NSP - Danny Don't You Know - Instrumental rock cover)

Danny was just your average nerd in high school. His hair is wild, and he has no style. But his world would change when he met himself, from the future! A future where he's a rockstar that doesn't care he's 35! And Danny learned to rock, and rocked out with his future self. So Danny excepted that he would become a rockstar.

Though before that, he became a ninja. And he was the toughest ninja, one that changed the course of European history. But he just wanted to do what he was destined to do, dance!

And so he started a band with a fellow ninja, Ninja Brian. Which would become known as Ninja Sex Party!

Being a singer, Danny obviously has things such as a microphone and instruments. Such as a literal electric bass, in both blue and red.

Though despite seeming like your ordinary band singer, Danny gets into a weird amount of crazy shit. Between running Attitude City and eating food in the shower, he's blown up a building with his boner, became a knight, and has outran a cheeta.

And don't forget that he's also a ninja. He can do your typical ninja things, such as cloning himself up to eight times. These clones can also just pop out of nowhere to be nice back-up singers. He also knows the Ninja Trust, which destroyed a large building and possibly fire energy.

Of course, he would also have the classic ninja weapons like a knife and katana. Though these aren't that interesting compared to things like his magic staff that and his flying unicorn.

Though despite this, Danny is a bit of a loser, don't let the mansion party fool you. He can only handle three minutes of ecstasy, and he cries almost all the time. After, before, and during sex he cries. He has a whole song on why he cries. He's also the type of guy to throw an orgy for one, and to be eating food in the shower. Gross.

And despite being best friends forever, he's constantly getting his shit kicked in by Brian.

Though while I say that, being able to survive Brian's wrath is no easy feat, considering he matched the Manticor, who invented death and all that are bad.

He can also always count on TWRP to come in to help, even if it's just to play some nice music with him.

And Danny himself isn't a pushover, considering his and Brian's fight with Samurai Abstinence Patrol left a city in ruins. Ya know, after he trusted so hard he tore a hole in space time. Danny himself could even fight the Manticor.

See what I mean about crazy shit? There's a reason why he has a black belt in amazing and a diploma from the University of Keeping it Real. They don't give those out to anyone, only those with horses that can drive motorcycles.

Danny isn't a stranger to fantasy or sci-fi either. Alicorns, centaurs, Zagoth, he can handle any of these. And if he has to, he'll release the Kraken! Though this has offered some more mixed results.

He's benched an entire continental shelf, thrusted Peru into Argentina, and fought an army of karate bears! Though these could very well be lies!

When it comes to Danny, he's an unreliable narrator. There's times where he makes stuff up, only to try getting laid. He claims he's a Dragon Slayer, but that dragon is a guy he found on the street. Like how he claimed to find The Sacred Chalice, only for it to turn out to be a story he made up.

But after the decision ten years later, we can kinda figure out what's true. Like when he made a space ship that can go faster than the speed of light, traveling at the speed of Brian!

For reference on how fast the speed of Brian is, the point of the ship was to time travel to the year 6969. To do this, the ship had to fly from Earth's outer space all the way to a wormhole across the milky way. While difficult to get an exact number, this would mean that the ship can fly around 25,717,626,725.62c. The ship also has a forcefield, lasers, and it's own bass.

Though it's questionable if Danny or Brian themselves can get to these speeds. Sure, Danny can go so fast that time slowed to a crawl so he can switch himself out with a Danican, but nothing on those levels. However, he has learned to travel through time on his own. Which would explain how he's been killing others since 1978.

Though power wise, he's all over the place. Running the Cool Patrol and Attitude City must come with some sweet benefits. From firing lightning and flight with enhanced vision, to making beams to help destroy Mars to being unaffected from time being frozen. He can also not just teleport, but pull people through locations.

He's done more than just set fire to Mars though. After an ancient prayer, God infused his nuts with the power of 1000 suns so he could have thunder & lightning. He can fire lightning from his crotch, make lightning birds, and even cover the world in lightning. Taking this literally, that would mean God infused Danny's nuts with 3,346,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 yottatons of TNT. That's more than enough to destroy multiple solar systems!

And while the Danican has shown to take the blunt force of Brian's beat downs, he has gotten his arms ripped off by demons, but got them back in the same song to enjoy some cookies. Also possibly he has some form of revival, considering Brian has vaporized Danny in the past. He also has exploded in space and came back to life like nothing happened.

He also has things such as dinosaurs with lasers in space, an army, and the objects of desire, such as irresistible pizza armor, an actual hoverboard, and the DeLorean. Though sometimes it doesn't help to go back to the basics with a simple pistol and rocket launcher. Also chickens, and we know how deadly those things are.

He can also grow around the same size as planets and galaxies, or even shrink down to be in a mermaid's hand. He's also really determined to get laid. He'll even survive Brian's eye lasers that blew up a sun, or even get kicked so hard in the nuts that he gets sent flying through the heavens and into space. All just for a princess's peppermint creams. And that's just one tale.

And there's obviously stuff outside of just what Ninja Sex Party gets up with. When visited by the best band in the universe from the future, Brian found it necessary to full on split the Earth just by being summoned to play some soul annihilating tasty ass jams.

Brian also could stab Markiplier presumably to death. Why is this impressive? Well, Mark should be similar to his other alter egos, like Wilford Warfstache and Darkiplier, beings who can mess with the fabric of reality itself. Hell, the Captain could transcend their narrative, even messing with the Narrator, a 5th dimensional being. Even the Captain's crystal could rip holes through universes and break past the Narrator's influence, like the wormholes that were doing similar things.

Though while his intentions are often hollow... Yeah, no, there isn't a way around that at times. Like when the world was in danger from the battle of Rhinoceratops vs Superpuma, with France being destroyed, but he wasn't in much of a hurry to help out when the president of space called them for help. He only really cared when the fight caused his lawn to be stepped on.

Over the years though, he's gotten better. He took on Samurai Abstinence Patrol for the world, saved the year 6969 from the Dick Elders, and even defeated the Necromancer, who had trapped a princess in another world in the Mystic Crystal. He even helped the new kid to stand up to bullies.

Though while every now and then he'll have that heart boner, his biggest weakness is the dreaded no reason boner. He can also be a bit too horny for his own good at times, as well as a bit too much of an ego.

But he must be doing something right if he could impress a girl after bringing her to his parents house for a first date.

While this not-so-grump will always be a nerdy kid inside, he's come a long way from that loser he was back in high school. He's found his tribe of nerds and musicians. The world will always know of Danny Sexbang!

(Cue: Danny Avidan Crying)

## Hatsune Miku

(Cue: World is Mine (Instrumental))

Hatsune Miku needs no introduction at this point. Coming from a not-so-distant future where music was lost, she emerged as a 16-year-old singing android who reintroduced the skills of music to the world. No time machine needed, either, she's capable of time travel on her own.

Her name even translate to "First sound from the future." And she helps to spread her music by having others make songs for her to sing.

Anyone can make a song using Miku, or even use her voice for any wacky shit. Like her reaction to being mailed a pipe bomb, not talk to British people, or to chug jug with you. So for this rundown, we'll be sticking to what can be considered officially canon. So things from the games, side games, promotional trailers, merchandise, and the official YouTube and Twitter.

Being a singer, obviously she has things like a microphone, multiple guitars, and keyboard. She also has a glass microphone and not just a piano in space, but one that plays itself.

Though while appearing like a simple idol that sings, Miku is much more than that. The ghost rule of these sorta things is expect the unexpected.

She's well aware that she's a digital program. This even works in her favor. While it allows for some simple things like changing her outfit at will, dance in space, and even teleport. Though her teleportation is pretty advanced. It can happen in an instant, appear out of thin air, and do it in rapid succession. She can even take others with her, no problem.

She can fly, create light, fire beams from her fingers, and turn transparent. Though that's just the tip of the iceberg of these odds&ends. Not to mention making objects float around her, change the time of day, or having magic that can stop time.

And who can forget the iconic leak she has on her with her Ievan Polka. She can even create multiple at once and grow more on command in case she ever needs more.

Though she has plenty more than just some green onions. Some are as simple as vegetable juice, a cane, a knife, and a crowbar for whenever she needs to be an Underhanded Ranger. But she has plenty of the more unexpected on her side.

Devil tail spear, a stage in space, a comically large fork, Toyota, even a god damn dragon.

She also has katanas, called Gekkou, which gain power under the moon light. There's also a flying cat cloud that could travel from China to India in three seconds.

She also won't have a break;down anytime soon, at least from exhaustion. She can sing for several nights just to make someone smile, with no break. And according to herself, she can go on forever.

Wether being a deep sea girl, far away in the stars, or on a sand planet, she can survive in just about any terrain without needing to breathe or even eat.

Though remember, we're not just looking at the main games. Miku has had a lot of crossovers. Some go hand in hand, and others are just a step forward to the bizarre.

She's joined up with Battle Cats, having armies of both cats and enemies. A crystal staff, giant swords, and over 2000 sets of gear. Ranging from spears, swords, bows, even things like tridents and scythes.

Though Miku has her own unique weaponry to pick from. Keyboard, guitar, megaphone, mic stand, magical speaker, and a monster called Mikumin.

Though she has a much more neat gizmo set, one capable of hunting monsters. Mikuhorn Dokuso, Hatsune Seigaku Dokuso, Mikuki Dokuso, and the Hatsune Kenban Dokuso. All of which are just as large as her, and she can swing around with little issue. Also named after her. She's a bit of a diva. She does think the world is her's, after all.

She can also change her size almost at will. From shrinking down to the size of a Domino's pizza or even an insect. Or even fulfill her dream of being a gigantic girl, growing larger than planets and even larger than a star. She's even become as huge as galaxies. Though, even without growing in size, she could bust the moon in half.

And can Miku not only grow up to ginormous sizes, she's also incredibly fast. Hopping around on traveling stars, walked from India to the Great Sphinx in a second, chase the Pink Moon from the bottom of the sea to the heavens, and traveled from Pluto to Earth in 5 seconds.

One time, she even stated she'll leap over Denebola in a precession. Denebola is the second brightest star in the constellation of Leo, which is 35.88 light years away. And a precession is a spand of 72 days. Assuming she made this leap to and back from Earth in the span of a precession, that means Miku can travel at 98,948,787.34c. Things might as well be in slow motion for her.

Though this Sweet Devil is not always by himself. She has these weird Hachune Miku things, being able to pop out of the stage or small flying boxes. There's also a lot of them, around 10 to 14 of the normal ones. There's also Mikudayo, which is fine if her head pops off and I wish would get hit by a meteor because damn, it is terrifying.

Though what's truly terrifying is her singing. This melody of her voice is capable of singing a wasteland planet back to life, or even heal herself or damage others.

She also has sensors to detect danger, create snow storms, and duplicate herself up to six times. This is pretty consistent with the main games, too. She also figured out a boy's weakness and possibly over 1000 years old, so that's something.

She also has a mech called Fie Yen HD. It can fire heart beams, and has it's own leaks that can connect together into a staff.

Fie Yen HD should also be on par with Simon the Digger. Both can fight on par with Aura Battler Dunbine, since it's in both of the games Miku and Simon are in. And Simon could match the Anti-Spiral, who could manipulate an 11D infinite dimension. The Gurren Lagann could even drill through reality, as well.

Though Miku wouldn't be forever, when the end of Hatsune Miku happened.... and again, and another time- okay she dies a lot. There's a bit of saturation with how often she kicks the bucket.

But how does she keep coming back? Well, Miku can basically always come back, at least if there's still some certain things. If there's still songs she can sing, she'll come back. Which is a good thing she has a Sadistic.Music∞Factory to keep pumping out music to keep her body stable.

As long as there's a song to sing, even just one, she'll come right back to life. Or even if just if people still remember her. So you might want to beware the Miku Miku Bacteria, which keeps her songa stuck in your head. So her fans can act like a magnet to keep her alive. And she has enough fans that she'll just instantly come back. Though there's the possible risk that it'll put her in a 10 year time loop.

Though this, of course, wouldn't be the end of this electric angel. With the intense voice of Hatsune Miku, she broke free from the Digital world into reality. So she can finally have a bacon wrapped hotdog. Hm. Ah, yes. The perfect Toyota ad.

Though she can still be physically messed with, and now staying in the digital world for too long will damage her memory. Her code also isn't immune to being fractured if something were to go wrong. May also be a tsundere, mixed with a disruptive diva.

She also falls in love with presumably a different person in a lot of songs. It's a consistent love trial with two-faced lovers, like a never ending story of Romeo and Cinderella.

She started with a mission to save music in the future, and with the following she's gain, it's safe to say she has. So the future of music is safe with Hatsune Miku around to Miku-Miku you.

(Cue: Hatsune Miku ~ Pub Pocky)

## Fight

(Cue: Crowd Cheers and Applause Sound Effects Super Extend)

(There's a crowd of people in a concert surrounding the stage)

(The moon stands in the night sky far above the stage, with stars filling the skies)

(An announcer stands on a flying platform that circles around the massive, circular stage)

Announcer: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Tonight, we have a special event!

(The crowd roars in excitement as the announcer speaks)

Announcer: We're pitting two star singers of these special bands in a fight of fists and music!

(A ship flies in from the sky, making it's way to the center stage)

Announcer: For our first opponent, he's saved the future from itself and a whole other dimension, give it up for the lead singer of Ninja Sex Party, Danny Sexbang!!

(The ship lands, with Danny walking walking out with his arms raised and waving to the audience, with Ninja Brian following behind and flipping everyone off)

Danny: Who's ready to rock!?

(The crowd cheers as Danny yells out and takes to the stage and the ship flies off)

Announcer: And for our second opponent, she's gone back to our time to save the future of music, and has brought worlds back to life. Give it up to your number one Vocaloid, Hatsune Miku!

(A green ring of data forms on the stage, with it building Miku)

(Other rings appear, bringing in Rin, Len, and Luka with them)

Miku: Konnichiwa! (Hello!)

(The crowd continues to cheer for Miku as she walks to the stage to Danny)

Announcer: I hope you're all as excited for this fight as I am! Let's see these two singers duke it out!

(Miku holds her hand out to shake for Danny)

Miku: Anata to issho ni kono tatakai o takusan tanoshinde ikitai to omoimasu Danny-san! (I hope to have a lot of fun in this battle with you, Danny-san!)

(Danny shakes her hand with his other hand getting a thumbs up in confusion)

Danny: Yeah!

(After the handshake, Danny leans to Ninja Brian and whispers)

Danny: I got no idea what she said.

(Ninja Brian just gives him a cold stare)

Announcer: Alright! We got this giant stage just for fights like this, so no holding back!

(The two bands go to opposite sides of the stages)

(Ninja Brian pulls out his keyboard and Danny brings out a blue electric bass)

(Miku pulls out her guitar, with Rin on drums, Ren with his own guitar, and Luka on keyboard)

Announcer: And now without a further ado...

(Right before the announcer starts the fight, Danny points to Brian)

Danny: Hit it!

Announcer:

FIGHT!

(Cue: NSP - First Date - Instrumental rock cover)

(The music starts to play on both sides as the fight begins)

(As Danny plays his bass, he charges at Miku as she does the same)

(The two clash their instruments as they play like weapons)

(The lance-like blade of Miku's guitar starts to dig into Danny's bass)

(Electricity starts erupting from Danny's bass, blowing Miku backwards)

(She's able to hold her ground, quickly jumping up and floating in the air)

(She fires beams from her fingers at Danny, but Danny quickly jumps out of the way before firing lightning back at Miku from his bass)

(Miku quickly dodges as lightning bolts past her, and she fires one more beam)

(Danny fires lightning back, the two attacks blow past each other)

(Both Danny and Miku dodge, with Danny jumping back and Miku flying down and heading straight to Danny)

(She hurls a fury of kicks onto Danny, with him using his bass to defend himself)

(Danny tries to electrocute Miku with his bass again, but Miku quickly kicks the bass up into the air and out of his hands)

(While in the air, the bass starts to shoot lightning all over the place)

(Miku thrusts her guitar into Danny, as he tries to avoid her attacks)

(He avoids her attacks as lightning sporadically strikes the ground around them)

(Miku successfully jabs Danny with her guitar, at the same time as the bass strikes the guitar with lightning)

(The electricity blows both Danny and Miku away from the guitar, crashing onto the ground)

(The bass stops it's electric rampage and falls on top of the guitar, the two lying near center stage)

(Both Danny and Miku get up, with Miku pulling out two leaks as the band plays behind her)

(Danny quickly guns it for his bass as Miku runs towards him while passing the instruments)

(She leaps ahead, striking Danny with the leaks before he could get to his instrument)

(Miku smacks Danny around with her leaks repeatedly before kicking him up into the air)

(Danny falls next to Ninja Brian, who looks down towards him)

Danny: Quickly, Ninja Brian! My blade!

(Ninja Brian throws a stuff teddy bear at Danny)

(Danny catches it and throws it aside)

Danny: C'mon Brian, just my ka-

(As Danny speaks, Brian throws Danny's katana down at him, the blade sticking to the ground and almost stabbing Danny in the nuts)

(He quickly gets up and pulls the katana out of the ground)

Danny: Thank you, Ninja Brian!

(Brian flips off Danny as Danny rushes towards Miku)

(The two swings their weapons, with the katana slicing the green onions in half)

(Miku takes a moment to look at her leaks, slightly disappointed)

Miku: Ā... (Awww...)

(Danny swings his katana, who quickly reacts and ducks)

Miku: Ā! (Ah!)

(Danny swings down, but Miku quickly teleports herself back to the guitar and bass)

(She quickly grabs her guitar, kicking Danny's bass behind herself near her band)

Danny: Really?

(Danny runs towards Miku, with her guitar is a spear-like formation as she plays)

(She strikes Danny, but he uses his katana to block)

(He kicks the blade up, but Miku hangs on as Danny runs past Miku)

(Running to grab his bass to continue playing, Miku turns around with her Megaphone mk-II)

(Danny grabs his bass, as Luka, Rin, and Len all cover their ears)

(He quickly turns around, as Miku begins to scream into the megaphone)

Miku: Sorekara cherīkōra o nominagara, yaban'na doraibubai o bakuha shimashou! (Then share a cherry cola while we blast a savage drive-by!)

(Almost pushed back by the sound, Danny holds his ears as Miku sings)

Danny: Oh God that's loud!

(Quickly, Danny ninja thrusts, the shockwave knocking the megaphone out of Miku's hands)

(He then fires lightning from his bass at the megaphone, blowing it up)

(Pieces of the megaphone falls onto the ground with some smoke coming from it)

(Danny fires more lightning from his bass at Miku, but she tries dodging them)

(Miku makes the broken pieces of the megaphone float up into the air, before sending them rocketing towards Danny)

Danny: Woah!

(Danny dodges the small shards, but they circle back towards him)

(Danny teleports away back near Brian, with the pieces crashing into the ground)

(With Miku's back towards him, he fires lightning at Miku)

(But Miku's sensors goes off, letting her quickly turn around and grow several leaks out of the ground)

(She pulls out two of them, using them to block the lightning)

(The leaks are fried from the blast, so she quickly pulls out two more)

(As she does, the song comes to an end as the crowd cheers in excitement)

(The announcer flies down near the stage with his flying platform)

Announcer: What an amazing first round! Are you two ready for round two!?

Miku: Un! Soshite, watashi wa anata o taosu junbi ga dekite imasu, Danny-san! (Yup! And I'm more than ready to take you down, Danny-san!)

Danny: That's whatever you're talking about for ya! Let's do this!

Announcer: Alright! That's what I love to hear!

(The announcer flies back up higher, as Danny and Miku walks in circles across from each other)

Announcer: Let this second round, BEGIN!!

(Miku points towards her friends)

Miku: Uteyo, kimitachi! (Hit it, you guys!)

Rin, Len, & Luka: Hai! (Right!)

(Cue: [こっち向いて Baby (instrumental) - こっち向いて Baby/Yellow])

(Rin taps her drum sticks together as the musicians start to play the song)

(With Danny and Miku on opposite sides to their bands, Danny rubs his thighs together)

(Miku looks a bit confused before a beam fires out from the friction towards her)

(Quickly reacting, Miku leaps up into the air to dodge)

(The beam heads towards Brian, who deflects it upwards with a hand mirror)

(The beam accidentally strikes the back of Miku's head, causing her to start spinning forward in the air)

(Danny pulls back his basd like a bat, and swings it towards Miku and she rolls towards him)

(He strikes Miku with the instrument, with electricity added in to send Miku blasting off into the sky)

Danny: Now that's what I'm talking about!

Announcer: Is it already over for the digital pop star, folks!?

(Despite Miku's disappearance, the band keeps playing)

(As expected, Miku is reappears, being manifested by data appearing out of fin air behind Danny)

Miku: Sore wa chikai monodeshita! (That was a close one!)

(As she's being remade, Miku jumps up with her Mikuhorn Dokuso being created along with her in her arms)

(Being fully reformed, Miku swings down the massive hammer-like weapon)

(But Danny's perspective of time slows to a crawl as he moves his fingers around in several different jutsu poses)

(When he's finished, a Danican appears and Danny places it in his stead as he jumps back near Brian)

(As time resumes back to normal, Miku strikes the dummy with the Dokuso)

(She pulls back as the Danican bounces up from the impact)

(She swings the weapon like a club into the ragdoll)

(Striking it with a powerful force, she sends the Danican flying into Danny)

(But unfortunately for Danny, the Danican hits Danny right in the crotch on accident)

(It explodes upon contact, with stuffing flying all over)

(Danny falls to the ground, writhing in pain while twitching a little)

Danny: Why have you forsaken me lord?

(Brian looks at Danny's pain, before giving Miku a thunbs up)

Miku: Gomen nasai! (I'm sorry!)

(As Rin taps the symbols in the song, Danny gets up)

Danny: Shake it off, shake it off...

(Danny mutters to himself as he stands, raising his bass up)

Danny: Back to jamming!

(Danny plays his bass, lightning firing at it towards Miku)

(Miku smiles as she uses the Mikuhorn Dokuso to block the electricity)

(She brings out her Magical Miku Speaker, with it floating up and bolting towards Danny)

(Danny quickly takes the time to shoot lightning at it, blowing it up)

(But that gave Miku the chance to quickly run in close and swing the Dokuso)

(The heavy weapon swings into the side of Danny and Miku spins around with the weapon)

(Stuck to the end of the Mikuhorn Dokuso, Danny can't play his bass)

(He ends up losing his grip on the instrument, with it flying off into the crowd)

(Miku stops spinning around, positioning herself to send Danny flying into the sky and far off into the distance)

Hatsune Miku: Hōmuran! (Home run!)

(She giggles to herself a bit and smiles)

(Reaching space, Danny sees a giant 113 in space)

(As he rockets towards the number, Danny thrusts a blast of energy into it)

(He turns around as the energy causes the number to explode, and the blast propelling Danny back to Earth)

(Miku sees Danny start to make his way back, so she jumps up and flies towards him)

Danny: YEAAAAAA-

(As Danny makes his way back and yells in excitement, he starts to ignite and burn up)

Danny: AAAAOOOOOHHH GOD NOOOOO!

(He turns into a giant screaming fireball on his was back, with Miku swinging her Mikuhorn Dokuso)

(But when the two make contact, Danny overpowers Miku's monster hunting weapon and destroys it upon contact)

(He crashes into Miku, both of them careening downwards)

(The two scream as they crash into the stage)

(The two stagger a bit before getting up)

(Both in a daze, Miku tries to look around)

(She sees the leaks that she grew earlier, but they were all burned up from the collision)

(She looks back over at Danny while struggling to keep a straight head)

Danny: No more peanuts for me stewardess...

(Small flying faries spin around Danny's head as Miku is able to clear back up)

Miku: Chottomatte... (Wait a moment...)

(She fully realizes that Danny destroyed her leaks when they landed)

Miku: Anata wa watashi no more o koroshimashita! (You killed my leaks!)

Danny: Godzilla is my dad.

(She slaps Danny across the face, knocking him onto the ground and the small faries fly away)

(This gets Danny to snap back into it, rubbing his face)

Danny: Ow! You suck!

(He gets up as Miku crosses her arms)

(Danny pulls his katana back out with his bass now being gone)

(Miku takes a quick moment to look as Danny swings his blade)

(Almost panicking, she summons her Gekkou blades, using the two blades to block)

(Danny steps back as Miku swings her special katanas)

(He uses his own weapon to block the attack, kicking Miku back)

(She stunbles back a bit, with Danny going on the offensive once again)

(Only for Miku to use her katanas to defend herself again)

(The two constantly trade blows with Miku getting close a few times with her extra blade)

(Danny swings his blade down, with Miku using one to protect herself)

(But she takes the chance to slash Danny in the stomach with the second blade)

(As the song raps up, she slices Danny in half, with the upper half flying into the air)

(The song ends as the crowd cheers)

Announcer: Seems like I spoke to soon earlier! It looks like Danny is down!

(But after the announcer spoke, Brian blows up Danny's corpse with his eye lasers)

(NSP's ship flies back overhead as the door opens, with Danny soon jumping down and landing onto the ground)

Danny: I'm back, baby!

Announcer: And it looks like Danny is back for more! This fight isn't over yet, folks!

(The ship flies off once again, as Danny and Miku return to their band members)

Miku: Minasan, katsu junbi wa dekite imasu ka? (Are you guys ready to win?)

Rin, Len, and Luka: Un! (Yeah!)

Rin: Itte kare o naguri koroshite kudasai! (Go knock him dead!)

Danny: Alright Ninja Brian, I think you know exactly what to play next.

(Brian nods in agreement as he cracks his fingers before he starts to play bloopy reggae jams)

Danny: That's, that's not it. No, that's not.

(Ninja Brian stops playing as he stares at Danny)

(Miku overhears Danny and Brian's conversation, and laughs a bit)

Miku: Anata wa Mie no baka no yōna monodesu. (You're like a triple idiot in one.)

(Danny turns around with a grin, not knowing what she said in the slightest)

Danny: You know I am!

(As Danny smirks, Brian starts playing bloopy reggae jams again)

Danny: Damn it, Brian! Can you play the actual song?

(Cue: NSP - Samurai Abstinence Patrol - Instrumental guitar cover)

Danny: Yes! That's the one! Let's do this!

(He pulls out his red bass and plays it with the music)

(Miku holds up her twin blades, the moonlight shimmering down and making them stronger)

(She charges towards Danny, who begins to fire several bolts of lightning as he plays)

(She teleports out of the way of each bolt, getting up close and swinging the Gekkou blades)

(Danny uses his bass to protect himself, then thrusts out lightning that successfully strikes Miku)

(She gets sent flying back into the air before landing on the stage, dropping her blades)

(She tries to grab them, but Danny does a ninja thrust, the shockwave launching them away)

(While Miku is down, Danny jumps high into the air)

(He spins around as he thrusts, but Miku quickly teleports out of the way as Danny strikes the stage)

(A large pink blast of light engulfs the stage as it goes up and rips a hole in space time)

(Everyone looks up at the tear in the sky, as something starts to fall from it. The Kraken)

Kraken: Oops, I falled over!

Miku: Wa? (Huh?)

(Soon after, many other beings follow after, from Battle Cats to a centaur)

Announcer: Make it bigger! MAKE IT BIGGER!

(The announcer presses a button on a remote, pushing the audience back as the stage enlarges)

(As Danny gets up, a cat with very large and muscling legs lands in front of him)

Macho Leg Cat: Meow.

Danny: Oh dear God!

(Miku jumps over the cat with her custom, sword-like keyboard, swinging it down)

(Danny jumps backwards as Miku strikes the ground)

(The Macho Leg cat was about to stomp on the two of them, only for a ship full of Danny's knights to land on it)

(Miku quickly rushes towards Danny, swinging the keyboard)

(But he uses the bass to protect himself, the two trading clashes)

(The knights get out of the ship as several dark cats with swords land)

(The Kraken lands and sees Miku and Danny fighting)

(Miku begins to get an upper hand on Danny, pushing him back)

(The Kraken swings several of his tentacles towards them to help Danny)

(Luckily, Danny is able to notice before Miku does and teleports away)

(The large beast strikes Miku, sending her high in the air)

(Danny appears on the Kraken's head afterwards)

Danny: Huh. You helped this time.

Kraken: Your welcome!

(Miku's dragon flies out from the sky, with Miku landing on it's head)

(The dragon rams into the Kraken's joyful face, but Danny jumps off onto the dragon with Miku)

(It flies around the stage as it more things like cats, knights, and ninjas rain down)

Danny: What is even happening?

Miku: Mattaku wakaranai. (No clue.)

(Superpuma lands onto the stage, and tries swatting at the dragon)

(As the dragon dodges, it swings Miku towards Danny)

(She takes the moment to swing her keyboard, but once again Danny blocks)

(He kicks her back and fires lightning from the tip of his bass, but Miku leans back to dodge)

(She quickly kicks the bass out of Danny's bands, knocking it into the air as a giant moth named Mooth flies down)

(It quickly headbutts Danny off of the dragon)

(As he falls, he pulls out a rocket launcher and fires it)

(The rocket goes past Mooth before looping back, the missle splitting apart into several smaller missiles)

(They explode upon striking Mooth, with a black alicorn soon speeding towards Danny)

(The dragon changes it's course to Danny as well, but the flying horse is faster)

(As it gets to Danny, he quickly hops on it's back, then goes back past the dragon)

(The alicorn flies towards Danny's bass, which had landed on the ground)

(The two gets close to the bass, so Miku uses her magic to make time stop)

(Everything freezes for a moment. Knights battling dark cats, Superpuma trying to get the dragon, the alicorn and dragon all stops)

(But unaffected, Danny jumps off the alicorn's back and grabs his red bass)

Miku: Nani!? (What!?)

(Danny turns right back to the dragon and blasts it with electricity, with Miku quickly jumping off and time resuming)

(As Miku is landing towards Danny and the alicorn flies off, she swings her keyboard sword)

(But Danny pulls out hus magic staff, creating a forcefield around himself)

(Miku bounces off the forcefield as she hits it)

(However, the Manticor pounces on Danny from behind)

(He drops the staff as the Manticor tries to slash him)

(But Ninja Brian strikes the Manticor with a katana and knocking him off Danny)

(Both Danny and Miku looks over to see who's playing the instruments, with there being a Danny in red and white playing instead)

(The two gives Danny a thumbs up, as six more Dannys appear)

(Miku creates six of her own duplicates, each in different outfits)

(One of the Miku's in a snow outfit creates a large bunny made of snow that falls down upon the Danny's)

(The group jumps out of the way, as the six duplicate singers fight)

(The main Danny and Miku clash their bass and keyboard, generating lightning and music with each hit)

(Danny creates birds made of lightning, which bolts straight towards Miku)

(The birds quickly turn back towards her, striking her back)

(She falls down and Danny jumps up to hit her with the bass)

(But one of the Miku's in her Honey Whip outfit pulls her devil tail off, turning it into a spear and throws it at a Danny in pink)

(It knows the Danny into the main one, knocking them both into the ground as Miku lands)

(The pink Danny gets up and charges back towards Honey Whip Miku, as Miku gets back up after the strike)

(She quickly starts to run towards Danny, but Danny quickly fires a bolt of electricity from his hands)

(It strikes Miku's keyboard sword, with a Danny in a purple outfit throws a Miku in the Append outfit at the keyboard)

(The Miku and weapon falls into the middle of a fight between the dark cats and knights)

(Danny gets up, noticing Arin Neverbone flying towards him)

Danny: Oh shit!

(But a Titan cat grabs Arin and swings him around, throwing him into Miku)

(Miku crashes into Danny, knocking the both of them into the ground)

(They both get up as the song ends, with the fighting still going on behind them)

Announcer: I'm not sure what exactly is going on right now, but that was a great round three!

(The other Danny's and Miku's continue to fight and Miku teleports to her band)

Miku: Mō ichi-kyoku? (One more song?)

Luka: Tashika ni, demo koko wa chotto okashiku natte iru to omoimasen ka? (Sure, but don't you think it's getting a bit crazy down here?)

(Miku looks around, seeing how rampant it has become before looking up)

Miku: Doko ni tsurete ikeba yoi ka wa wakatte iru to omoimasu. Sukoshi jikan ga hitsuyōdesu! (I think I know where to take it. I'm just going to need some time!)

Len: Ryōkaishimashita! (You got it!)

(Miku teleports back to Danny, determined to win)

Miku: Kore o owara seru junbi wa dekite imasu ka, Danny-san? (Are you ready to finish this, Danny-san?)

Danny: Listen, I don't know what we're talking about. And I haven't for a while.

(Miku sighs before looking at her band, nodding to start)

(Cue: Triple Baka (Tetoless instrumental))

(As the music begins once more, Miku pulls out her mk-II mic stand)

(A Miku in the Factory Tyrant outfit kicks a knight Danny hard enough in the crotch to send him flying into the air)

(The sword flies out of his hands as Danny grabs it, charging towards Miku)

(She uses the mic stand to block, pushing Danny back)

(She swings her mic, with Danny clashing with his sword and the two push against each other)

(With them up close, Miku starts to sing into her mic)

Miku: Ki ga tsukeba MONITAA no mae de ohayo! (Every morning as I wake up I say hi to my monitor!)

(Her singing pushes Danny back, giving her the chance to strike with her mic)

(She hits Danny with the mic end, creating a loud screech with each hit)

(Danny tries covering his ears each time)

Danny: Please God, make it stop!

(Before Miku can strike again, Danny quickly strikes the stage, with a demonic circle forming)

(Out comes Zagoth and several flying demons)

(Zagoth makes a loud, bloodcurdling scream, causing Miku to be stunned by the screech and drop her mic stand)

(Danny quickly grabs Miku and flies up into the air before quickly throwing her towards the ground)

(Several bird cats and Superfeline charges towards Danny from the side)

(Danny fires lightning from his crotch into the air, the bolts clearing any cloud above and zapping the cats)

(A view from outspace shows the electricity covering the Earth)

(Miku quickly gets up, seeing Danny summoning the storm that gathers in his pants)

(She sees a few demons flying at her, so she starts to fly straight up)

(She maneuvers through the bolts of electricity, while the demons gets electrocuted when they try to follow)

(Right before Miku could get struck by lightning, she grows faster, creating a sonic boom as she bolts by)

(The shockwave from the sonic boom disrupts Danny, stopping his storm of thunder and lightning)

(He looks around, not seeing Miku anywhere)

(Miku travels all the way to space, and begins to grow in size)

(A quick shot in Brazil, a show begins to cast over the Earth)

(A random citizen in Brazil, looks up to see a giant Miku in the sky)

Brazilian Citizen: O Deus?

(Cutting back to Danny, he looks up at the giant Miku in space, almost holding the world in her hands)

(Danny quickly lands on the ground, spotting Ninja Brian kicking the Manticor in the nuts)

Danny: Ninja Brian! I need you to throw me into space!

(Brian looks back and quickly grabs Danny before throwing him far out into space)

(Danny bolts past Miku, who turns around to face him)

Danny: TOO FAR!

(Danny sees the North Star, giving it a high five as he bolts past)

(There's a twinkle far off, with the NSP ship flying in while piloted by TWRP)

(Danny lands on the ship, which flies straight towards Miku)

(Miki begins to scream out lyrics to the song as Danny bulls his red bass back out)

Miku: Dakedo nanika mono tarizu! (But something seems to be unaccounted for!)

(While the ship is met with some pushback, it powers through)

(Lasers begin to fire at Miku from the side, causing her to stop)

(A t-rex with a laser gun is seen firing lasers at her, with a brachiosaurus, robot, and shark all carrying laser guns join in with the ship)

(The ship and new visitors all fire lasers at Miku, with Danny firing lightning from his bass)

(Miku quickly swats away the t-rex, holding her arm up to stop the blasts with her hand)

(Once the ship gets close, Danny jumps off and grow in size)

(He begins to become as big as Miku, punching her in the face)

(The lasers begin to hit her directly now that her guard is down)

(Without giving time to react, Danny strikes Miku more times)

(But Miku begins to shrink down as the Fie Yen HD flies from Earth towards her)

(Quickly, she puts the suit on, pulling out two leaks that form a staff)

(While still giant in size, Danny tries to strike Miku again)

(But Miku rolls around his arm, getting close to his face and striking with her leak staff)

(The ship, dinosaurs, robot, and shark all loop around to fire lasers at her)

(Hearts begin to form from the chest of the mech)

Miku: Heart Beam!

(She fires the hearts at the group, knocking them all back down to Earth)

(Danny shrinks back down, firing lightning from his bass at Miku)

(Miku quickly dodges and begins to fly straight at Danny)

(She spins her staff around as she weaves through the bolts of lightning, getting up close to Danny and tries to strike him)

(He tries teleporting away, but is two slow and gets hit in the gut with the leaks)

(It sends him flying into space, but Danny quickly recuperates)

(She charges at him again, so Danny rushes towards her as well)

(Right before they make contact, Danny flies up and fires electricity at the back of the mech)

(The voltage stuns Miku for a moment, giving Danny the time to grab her leg and toss her towards Earth)

(While damaged, TWRP flies the ship back to the fight in space)

(Danny teleports into it as Miku catches herself and flies in place)

(Danny pulls a switch on the ship, causing it to get a unicorn horn and arms)

(Miku fires another Heart Beam at the ship, but forcefield forms around it as the beam hits and creating smoke around the ship, though breaking the forcefield as well)

(As the smoke clears, Danny fires a laser at Miku)

(The laser directly hits the Fie Yen mech, damaging it and causing it to malfunction)

(Danny gets a call from Brian, picking it up as Miku tries to gain back control over the suit)

Danny: Yes, Ninja Brian?

(Another laser is fired at Miku, breaking pieces off of the Fie Yen)

Danny: Go back in time? Good idea, Ninja Brian!

(Danny hangs up as Miku was able to hear what he said)

Miku: Kore wa yaranaito ikenai! (I have to do this!)

(The ship starts to fly off, attempting to make it to a wormhole)

(Miku is able to gain enough control to fire one last Heart Blast at the ship, destroying the back half of it)

(Everyone falls out the ship as the mech breaks)

(Quickly, Miku begins to travel back in time)

(Danny watches before he begins to travel on his own)

(The two race to a specific part in time)

(Almost as if it happened at once, Danny appears in 2007 right before Miku was first uploaded, and Miku appears in 2009 right as Danny is about to kill a martial artist)

(Back to the present, the band continues to play as a figure appears, shrouded in smoke)

(The other Danny's an Miku's begin to glitch out lightly, as the main Danny and Miku are no where to be seen)

(A figure appears flying in the center of the stage, up in the sky with smoke surrounding them)

(Cutting back to Danny as he's about to prevent Miku from being uploaded, he's stopped as he begins to glitch out violently)

(Showing Miku's side, she was successful in taking Danny out, with a kick strong enough to obliterate his head)

(Falling to his knees while glitching out, Danny screams out as he's erased from time)

Danny: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

(Not much sooner, Danny is erased from time while screaming in pain as the song ends)

(The other Danny's glitch out after being erased from time, with the smoke clearing away from Miku)

(She strikes a pose as the crowd cheers)

Miku: Arigato! (Thank you!)

## Results

(Cue: [Official] THE END OF HATSUNE MIKU / cosMo@Bousou-P)

K.O!

(Ninja Brian gives a solute to Danny as the crowd chants Miku's name)

Well, that's certainly a way to come back.

This matchup was extremely close. Despite these two's more goofy or grounded appearance, these two are among some of the strongest we've seen on the show, to date.

They were pretty close in terms of their top strength, both growing as large as galaxies. Sure, Danny does have soul annihilating music, so he could possibly bypass Miku's durability. But that statement has only been brought up when with Egoraptor and Brian, not necessarily something we can claim he has on his own.

And sure, Danny did have versatility with his lightning, a lot more unpredictably, and could create more clones than Miku. He could even resist Miku's possible time stopping powers, but that doesn't make him immune to all time manipulation, since he's never needed to deal with something quite like that before.

But Miku had a far larger arsenal going for her that completely dwarfed Danny's in sheer numbers. She even had ways to heal herself in needed, while Danny didn't. Plus, she has much better control over the battle field with her far more advanced teleportation.

Though Danny had far more experience in actual combat compared to Miku. Sure, she has fought every now and then, Danny has been in way more fights than the digital pop star.

But what made this difficult to figure out was the fact that neither can really die for good. Both have died multiple times over the years, yet always come back. So how could either put the other down for good?

Well, let's look at how they keep coming back. Sure, there is the Danican, though it's clear that some of the deaths of Danny is actually him. Though outside of that, there isn't really an explanation as for how and why he keeps coming back to life. But on the other hand, Miku does.

As long as Miku has songs to sing, music to consume, or has people to remember her, she'll keep coming back. Sure, she does run the risk of the 10 year groundhog day, but with it happening only once with the amount of times she has died, the likelihood of it happening is slim. But while we do have an explanation for Miku's, Danny simply lacks the means to get rid of her revival options, especially with the music factory constantly pumping out music for her, and both the Miku-Miku Virus and the 2Dimensional Dream Fever would just keep Miku and her songs in people's heads and likely hearts.

But couldn't Danny just destroy the planet, cutting off Miku's life source? He does have the strength to back it up. But this wouldn't exactly be in character for Danny, considering he has fought to save the world in the past. Record, sometimes it was to get laid, but that does back it up. If he blew up the world, there wouldn't be anyone to bone. And even if he did, Miku has sung life back before, so it wouldn't really matter.

But with both of them being able to time travel, both could theoretically go back and take the other out from the very beginning. So now the question is who's faster.

Danny himself can move fast enough where time slowed down, easily making him faster than light. Though Miku had that beat when she jumped over Denebola, putting her at 98,948,787.33073471c.

However, Danny's ship was faster. While it did need to reach a wormhole to travel through time, the ship itself can clock up to 25,717,626,725.619816c. That's almost 260 times faster than Miku. So depsite the extra traveling, Danny's ship would have no issue keeping up.

So if that's the case, how did Danny lose? Well, remember. We're not just looking at the main music videos and songs. Any official crossovers are on the table. This is where the things start to lean towards Miku's favor.

While strength would normally be even, these two gets much higher when taking other things into accounts. Danny would be on par with Markiplier, and the wacky cast of his own series. Which leads to the Captain transcending their narrative, even going so far to break through the Narrator's power, which was on a 5D scale.

Quite impressive, but Fie Yen HD was on a scale far above it, being able to match up with Simon the Digger, and by proxy, the Anti-Spiral. The being who could manipulate an 11D infinite dimension. Putting her far above Danny's capabilities.

And with the Gurren Lagann being able to go fast, it can drill through reality, putting it at speeds that are immeasurable. Meaning that, even with how fast Danny's ship was, Miku could outpace it. Putting Miku on stats that Danny just couldn't compare to in the end.

Even if we didn't use this scaling, going back in time for the kill isn't something either has necessarily done before. While possible, it wouldn't normally be a go-to.

And Miku would most likely just out-last Danny, considering she can keep singing forever and ever, even being able to switch songs up on a dime. Danny has never shown this level of endurance, nor precision to a change in tune. And with them both practically being unlikable via regular means, it would just be who can outlast the other.

Danny did put up a hell of a fight. He had solid counters, far more experience, and originally was faster. But Miku had the arsenal, the abilities, the endurance, ultimate toughness, and the immeasurable speed to put the spandex singer sixty-nine feet deep.

Instead of Miku, this was the end of Danny Sexbang.

The winner is Hatsune Miku!

## Trivia

* The connections are that they are two singers that are part of iconic bands. Both often sing about love, with plenty of wacky/dorky songs. Both come from the late 2000s and are often associated with video games (Game Grumps and the Project Diva series). Both can also time travel, with their stories starting with them going to the past to help their younger selves.
	+ It's also an East vs West matchup
* This is the second season premier
	+ The first was Ash Ketchum vs Lucy Heartfilia
* This is the second Ninja Sex Party matchup
	+ The first episode was Ninja Brian vs Dr. McNinja
* This is the first episode to use a character that originates from a program instead of a specific series
* This episode is the start of a new thumbnail template
* This was the last episode to be made on the same phone that was used to make the entire of season 1
* This is the first episode where one of the characters speak another language, other than English
	+ The language in this episode was Japanese
		- The next episode to have a character speak another language is Peni Parker vs D.Va, with D.Va speaking Korean
* There are multiple Hatsune Miku related memes in this episode.
	+ Three outright stated memes is "Chug Jug With You Miku cover", "Woah pipe bomb, and "Hatsune Miku does not talk to British people"
	+ Another meme references in the fight itself is "God found in Brazil"
* There consist several song title and lyrics references in this episode
	+ "His hair is wild, and he has no style." is lyrics that comes from the NSP song, *Danny Don't You Know*, being directly taken from the song
	+ "A future where he's a rockstar that doesn't care he's 35!" references lyrics from the NSP song, *Danny Don't You Know*
	+ "Between running Attitude City and eating food in the shower" references two different NSP songs, that being *Attitude City* and *Eating Food in the Shower*.
	+ "Though despite this, Danny is a bit of a loser, don't let the mansion party fool you." references the NSP song, *Mansion Party*.
	+ "He can only handle three minutes of ecstasy, and he cries almost all the time" references the NSP song, *Three Minutes of Ecstasy*, along with lyrics from *Danny Don't You Know*.
	+ "He's also the type of guy to throw an orgy for one, and to be eating food in the shower." references two NSP songs, that being *Orgy For One* and *Eating Food in the Shower*.
	+ "And despite being best friends forever, he's constantly getting his shit kicked in by Brian." references the NSP song, *Best Friends Forever*.
	+ "considering he matched the Manticore, who invented death and all that are bad." references both the NSP song, *Manticore*, as well as lyrics from he song.
	+ "And Danny himself isn't a pushover, considering his and Brian's fight with Samurai Abstinence Patrol left a city in ruins. Ya know, after he trusted so hard he tore a hole in space time." references the NSP song, *Samurai Abstinence Patrol*, as well as lyrics from the song.
	+ "And if he has to, he'll release the Kraken!" references the NSP song, *Release the Kraken*.
	+ "He claims he's a Dragon Slayer, but that dragon is a guy he found on the street." references the NSP song, *Dragon Slayer*.
	+ "Like how he claimed to find The Sacred Chalice, only for it to turn out to be a story he made up." references the four-part NSP song, *The Sacred Chalice*.
	+ "But after the decision ten years later" references the NSP song, *The Decision Part 2: Ten Years Later*.
	+ "the point of the ship was to time travel to the year 6969" references the NSP song, *6969*.
	+ "Running the Cool Patrol and Attitude City must come with some sweet benefits." references the NSP songs, *Cool Patrol* and *Attitude City*.
	+ "God infused his nuts with the power of 1000 suns so he could have thunder & lightning." references the NSP song, *Thunder & Lightning*.
	+ "but got them back in the same song to enjoy some cookies." references the NSP song, *Cookies!*.
	+ "When visited by the best band in the universe from the future" references the Jonathan Young song, *Best Band in the Universe*.
	+ "Like when the world was in danger from the battle of Rhinoceratops vs Superpuma" references the NSP song, *Rhinoceratops vs Superpuma*.
	+ "who had trapped a princess in another world in the Mystic Crystal." references the NSP song, *The Mystic Crystal*.
	+ "Though while every now and then he'll have that heart boner, his biggest weakness is the dreaded no reason boner." references two NSP songs, *Heart Boner* and *No Reason Boner*.
	+ "While this not-so-grump will always be a nerdy kid inside, he's come a long way from that loser he was back in high school. He's found his tribe of nerds and musicians." references lyrics from the NSP song, *Danny Don't You Know*.
		- It also references the other thing Danny is known about, that being Game Grumps.
	+ "No time machine needed, either, she's capable of time travel on her own." references the Vocaloid song, *Time Machine*.
	+ "The ghost rule of these sorta things is expect the unexpected." references the Vocaloid song, *Ghost Rule*.
	+ "Though that's just the tip of the iceberg of these odds&ends" references the Vocaloid song, *ODDS&ENDS*.
	+ "And who can forget the iconic leak she has on her with her Ievan Polka." references the Vocaloid song, *Ievan Polka*.
	+ "and a crowbar for whenever she needs to be an Underhanded Ranger." references the Vocaloid song, *Urotander, Underhanded Rangers.*
	+ "She also won't have a break;down anytime soon" references the Vocaloid song, *break;down*.
	+ "Wether being a deep sea girl," references the Vocaloid song, *Deep Sea Girl*.
	+ "Some go hand in hand," references the Vocaloid song, *Hand in Hand*.
	+ "She does think the world is her's, after all." references the Vocaloid song, *World is Mine*.
	+ "Or even fulfill her dream of being a gigantic girl" references the Vocaloid song, *Gigantic Girl*.
	+ "chase the Pink Moon from the bottom of the sea to the heavens" references the Vocaloid song, *Pink Moon*.
	+ "Things might as well be in slow motion for her." references the Vocaloid song, *Slow Motion*.
	+ "Though this Sweet Devil is not always by himself." references the Vocaloid song, *Sweet Devil*.
	+ "wish would get hit by a meteor because damn, it is terrifying." references the Vocaloid song, *Meteor*.
	+ "This melody of her voice is capable of singing a wasteland planet back to life," references the Vocaloid song, *Melody*.
	+ "Though Miku wouldn't be forever, when the end of Hatsune Miku happened" references the Vocaloid song, *The End of Hatsune Miku*.
	+ "Which is a good thing she has a Sadistic.Music∞Factory to keep pumping out music to keep her body stable." references the Vocaloid song, *Sadistic.Music∞Factory.*
	+ "So you might want to beware the Miku Miku Bacteria" references the Vocaloid song, *Miku Miku Bacteria*.
	+ "So her fans can act like a magnet to keep her alive." references the Vocaloid song, *Magnet*.
	+ "Though this, of course, wouldn't be the end of this electric angel." references the Vocaloid song, *Electric Angel*.
	+ "With the intense voice of Hatsune Miku, she broke free from the Digital world into reality." references the song, *The Intense Voice of Hatsune Miku*.
	+ "Hm. Ah, yes. The perfect Toyota ad." references the Vocaloid song, *Hm. Ah, Yes.*
	+ "May also be a tsundere, mixed with a disruptive diva." references the Vocaloid song, *Disruptive Diva*.
	+ "t's a consistent love trial with two-faced lovers, like a never ending story of Romeo and Cinderella." references two Vocaloid songs, *Two-Faced Lovers* and *Romeo and Cinderella*.
	+ "So the future of music is safe with Hatsune Miku around to Miku-Miku you." references the Vocaloid song, *I'll Miku-Miku You (For Reals)*.
	+ In the fight Miku sings lyrics from the NSP song, *First Date*, only in Japanese.
		- This happens again later on, this time singing two lines of lyrics from the Vocaloid song, Triple Baka
	+ The line, "No more peanuts for me stewardess..." and "Godzilla is my dad." references lines from the Starbomb song, *Glass Joe's Title Fight*.
	+ The line, "Ow! You suck!" references lyrics from the Starbomb song, *SMASH!*.
	+ The line, "That's, that's not it. No, that's not." references lines from the NSP joke song, "Shredded Metal"
		- Ninja Brian playing bloopy reggae jams is also a reference to the skit
	+ The line, "You're like a triple idiot in one." references the Vocaloid Song, Triple Baka.
	+ The line from the Kraken, "Oops, I falled over!" and "Your welcome!" references lines from the Kraken in the NSP song, *Release the Kraken!*.
	+ The line, "Listen, I don't know what we're talking about. And I haven't for a while." is a reference to the NSP song, *I Don't Know What We're Talking About*, as well as lyrics from the song.
* A bit over a month of this episode's release, Miku officially celebrated her 16th birthday
* This is the sixteenth episode that got featured on the Death Battle Amino
	+ The first fifteenth were Waluigi vs Papyrus, Star Butterfly vs Steven Universe, Mr. Fantastic vs Plastic Man, Yuno Gasai vs Genocide Jack, Izuku Midoriya vs Miles Morales, Monika vs Giffany, Crona vs Shiro, Clementine vs Ellie, Ninja Brian vs Dr. McNinja, Ban vs Deadpool, Travis Touchdown vs Scott Pilgrim, 2B vs Raiden, Fox McCloud vs Rocket Raccoon, Ruby Rose vs Maka Albarn, and All Might vs Koro Sensei. The next one is Meta Knight vs Beta Ray Bill