CallahanIsCooI

### Relations

Jack Manifold (@JackManifoldTwo) (Husband)Awesamdude (@theawesamdude, @awesamdudedos, @awesamdudemuted) (Ex-Husband)

DreamXD (@DR3AMXD) (Unconfirmed Relationship)

DreamXD (@GodDream) (One-sided)

Dream (@Dreemwastaken) (Friends)

George (@GeogreNotFound, @GeogreNootFound) (Love Rivals)

## Appearances

### Debut

July 4th, 2021

**Callahan** joined Gettr on July 4th after realizing he could probably get a cool username since the social media app had just come out. However, upon signing up, he realized there were already a plethora of people with MCYT CC usernames. He decided to join them, appearing as @CallahanIsCooI (where the last L is actually a capital i) and happily integrated within the MCYTgettr community.

## Background

Callahan is a fan and supporter of Skeppy (@skeppyextra) and has gotten into a few relationship conflicts. Notably, he made one (1) hit geet in which he asked hot people to regeet his geet, successfully garnering an army of hot people for him to look over every now and then.

## Relationships

### Jack Manifold (@JackManifoldTwo)

On July 5th, Callahan and Jack Manifold officially became boyfriends after Callahan fit Jack’s requirements of having a piss kink and a foot fetish. Callahan proposed to Jack upon seeing the dsmpgettrlore Twitter account congratulate their relationship and they had a glorious marriage after Jack’s bath. The marriage was opposed by many as their peers continually bashed their relationship, calling it "ugly" and coming out as homophobic. Despite this, their relationship persevered until they hit a roadbump when Jack found out about Callahan and DreamXD's relationship. Jack, heartbroken, went to seek comfort in other flings. However, Callahan reassured him that his love for Jack was still strong and that DreamXD wasn't a side fling but rather a part of his own discovery of self and sexuality. Jack forgave Callahan and rescinded his requests for another lover. They continued strong until Callahan caught Jack inviting George (@GeogreNotFound) to his home on July 7th. Jack argued that he deserved a free pass because it was "George motherfucking NotFound" and Callahan reluctantly agreed under the condition that he get to join in as well. While Jack enthusiastically invited Callahan to their rendezvous, George was much less fond of the idea as he kicked Callahan off of a cliff during a hike together. However, Callahan was able to grab George's foot and drag him down with him, using George to cushion his fall. Jack, not realizing Callahan wasn't dead, mourned his loss. However, Callahan was quick to let him know that while he wouldn't be resting in peace just yet, he would be resting in their shared bed waiting for Jack to come home from his outing with George. George continued to argue with Callahan for Jack's attention but Callahan remained confident that George was only jealous of Jack's love for Callahan. Eventually, Jack ended up leaving George in a basement and returned back to Callahan. On July 9th, they attended Gettrprom together and Jack offered Callahan a flask of piss which Callahan gratefully accepted. After prom, they were seen cuddling in their prom outfits. On July 11th, Jack announced to Callahan that he had visited the veterinarian and was pregnant with a kitten. Immediately after the news was announced, the general public expressed their desires to kick and kill the baby, as was tradition in the MCYTgettr community. Callahan and Jack, however, were not about to let other people get in the way of them having a happy family. Callahan comforted Jack throughout the pregnancy while both of them valiantly fought off the haters and later that day, Stinkyfartjuice the kitten was born. Jack suggested that the three of them sleep in the bed together that night as a happy little family and Callahan enthusiastically agreed, although he stated that they should probably wash the sheets first. From the moment Stinkyfatjuice was born, many people were quick to at any opportunity to destroy it. However, their efforts would prove to be useless as Callahan and Jack's own horniness and negligence would lead to them throwing the baby in the washing machine with their crunchy, cum-stained sheets in order to have more "public kinky breeding."

### Awesamdude (@theawesamdude)

When Jack Manifold was taking his bath, Callahan offered to be Sam's child. However, Sam decided Callahan was simply too irresistible and proposed that they be hubbies instead. Callahan accepted, hoping Jack would be open to the idea of a polyamorous relationship, and Sam was accepted into the relationship. However, many people started speaking up on Sam's past wrongdoings whether it be in friendships or romantic relationships which caused Callahan to grow wary of Sam. Callahan then realized Sam wasn't even following him on Gettr and in an act of revenge, decided to hit on DreamXD (@DR3AMXD). When Callahan called upon Sam to talk about their dying relationship, Sam deez nuts'd Callahan and Callahan promptly divorced Sam.

### DreamXD (@DR3AMXD)

The relationship between Callahan and DreamXD was originally short lived as Callahan only fell to DreamXD in a period of weakness while heartbroken by Sam. Callahan proposed that DreamXD marry him and DreamXD quote regeeted with an eye emoji. Callahan once again asked DreamXD to marry him but was met with no response. Callahan soon forgot about this exchange, however, as Jack Manifold had returned from his bath. Later that night after Jack had gone to sleep, Callahan began seeking out DreamXD once again in order to ask why DreamXD ghosted him to which DreamXD replied with "I can't see." Callahan saw this as an opportunity as DreamXD had not flat out rejected him and was determined to win over DreamXD's heart. However, he soon saw himself in a complicated mess as Dream (@Dreemwastaken) appeared to be pursuing DreamXD as well. After many ignored geets expressing interest in DreamXD, Callahan began to grow disheartened. Dream had begun a relationship with another DreamXD (@GodDream) and while they were still interested in pursuing DR3AMXD, they began to take pity on Callahan's fruitless attempts at love. GodDream insisted that he would treat Callahan better than DR3AMXD would and Callahan began to turn to GodDream instead. GodDream claimed that he would replace DR3AMXD. However, in a surprising turn of events, DR3AMXD angrily responded to GodDream with a stern "No. You won't." DR3AMXD had been watching Callahan's advances all along and finally opened his arms to him after GodDream threatened to take him away. Still shocked that DR3AMXD had accepted Callahan's advances, Callahan tentatively announced that he and DR3AMXD were official. Callahan assured that he would keep their relationship on the down low in case DR3AMXD wasn't ready to be fully public yet and they exchanged some words in Latin before Callahan, doe-eyed and in love, finally decided to go to sleep.

### DreamXD (@GodDream)

During Callahan's pursuit of DR3AMXD, GodDream took pity on Callahan's many fruitless attempts to garner DR3AMXD's attention. GodDream insisted that he would treat Callahan better than DR3AMXD would and Callahan began to turn to GodDream instead. However, in a surprising turn of events, DR3AMXD angrily responded to GodDream with a stern "No. You won't." This exchange effectively turned Callahan away from GodDream as his infatuation with DR3AMXD had been rekindled.

### Dream (@Dreemwastaken)

Originally the relationship between Callahan and Dream started off as a rivalry as they both competed against each other for DR3AMXD's love. However, after DR3AMXD's supposed reluctant acceptance of Callahan, Dream appeared to accept Callahan as a friend and offered to lie in bed with him as he went to sleep.

### George (@GeogreNotFound)

On July 7th, Callahan caught Jack inviting George to his home and angrily called Jack out for cheating on him. Jack argued that he deserved a free pass because it was "George motherfucking NotFound" and Callahan reluctantly agreed under the condition that he get to join in as well. While Jack enthusiastically invited Callahan to their rendezvous, George was much less fond of the idea as he kicked Callahan off of a cliff during a hike together. However, Callahan was able to grab George's foot and drag him down with him, using George to cushion his fall. Jack, not realizing Callahan wasn't dead, mourned his loss. However, Callahan was quick to let him know that while he wouldn't be resting in peace just yet, he would be resting in their shared bed waiting for Jack to come home from his outing with George. George continued to argue with Callahan for Jack's attention but Callahan remained confident that George was only jealous of Jack's love for Callahan. Eventually, Jack ended up leaving George in a basement and returned back to Callahan.

1. ↑ Callahan's hit geet
2. ↑ Jack and Callahan become official boyfriends
3. ↑ Jack accepts Callahan's marriage proposal
4. ↑ Opposition of the Callahan x Jack Manifold marriage
5. ↑ Homophobia in light of the Callahan x Jack Manifold marriage
6. ↑ Callahan offers to be Sam's child
7. ↑ Sam proposes to be Callahan's hubby
8. ↑ Callahan hits on DreamXD
9. ↑ Callahan divorces Sam
10. ↑ Callahan asks DreamXD to marry him
11. ↑ DR3AMXD responds to Callahan
12. ↑ GodDream challenges DR3AMXD
13. ↑ DR3AMXD secures his place in Callahan's heart
14. ↑ Callahan wonders if he and DR3AMXD are official
15. ↑ Dream offers to sleep with Callahan