Experience Mechanism

**Experience Mechanism** (also known by their full name **Experience Mechanism-Telephone-Hotdogfingers**) was a pitcher for the Core Mechanics, and had been with the team since Season 13. They have previously played for the Canada Moist Talkers. They retired after Season 24.

## Official League Reports

Experience Mechanism joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Canada Moist Talkers with the beginning of Season 11. It's unknown specifically why they joined this late and right after a very significant event in ILB history.

During the God's Day before Season 13, they swapped teams from the Moist Talkers to the Mechanics and stayed on the team until the end of Season 24.

## Before Blaseball

Experience's origin is shrouded in mystery and their sudden appearance in the League doesn't help that fact. A popular theory is that they originated from some XX80 year in the future due to the immediate intimate relationship with Jessica Telephone they had upon joining the League and were brought back to the heyday of Blaseball, but a good portion of the fans that saw Experience play during their first Season recollect that their Jessica Telephone was not the one that exists through all 80's decades and had, in fact, never heard of this "Eternal Jessica Telephone". Asking Experience directly about what their life was like before joining the League yields an answer along the lines of "I was still an android! Isn't that all you need to know?".

## Blaseball Career

### Season 11

Despite em appearing out of nowhere at the start of Season 11, Experience was welcomed with open arms, and especially the open arms of Kansas City Breath Mints batter Jessica Telephone, as fans had instantly taken note of the pair's romantic relationship. After games between the Moist Talkers and the Breath Mints, Telephone and Mechanism could be seen kissing each other instead of giving high fives or the equivalent to the opposing team like their teammates.

### The Grand Siesta

During the first Grand Siesta, fans could spot Experience constantly traveling between Halifax and Kansas City to stay with eir team and eir girlfriend respectively. Later into the siesta, San Francisco would be added to that list as Mechanism became closer and eventually began dating Lovers pitcher and (in)famous Blaseball player Jaylen Hotdogfingers.

### Season 12

In Season 12, Mechanism stayed on the Moist Talkers and became notorious for getting distracted by their girlfriends whenever playing against them to the point where the Talkers were considering blindfolding Mechanism and refusing anyone and everyone from mentioning Telephone and Hotdogfingers' names during applicable games. Those ideas quickly faded, though, as when the Core Mechanics descended in the Latesiesta of Season 12, Mechanism was immediately drawn to the team and submitted a form to be swapped to them, citing the reason for the sudden, abrupt, and unanimous transfer to be that "the Mechs [were] just like [them] for real" and "they really fit into [their] aesthetic". Before Mechanism had officially been transferred to the Mechanics, the Moist Talkers held a small but heartwarming moving away party for them.

Experience's arrival to the Core, and subsequently the Core Mechanics, was a warm and welcoming one. They immediately bought a townhouse in DownTown Core and received long overdue upgrades by several Mechanics players. Some of these upgrades include an enhanced charging system, a complete removal of their antenna due to it breaking off sometime (apparently the antenna did nothing whatsoever anyway), and better articulation.

### Before Season 15

Sometime before the beginning of Season 15, Experience got married to Jessica and Jaylen as evidenced by the marriage bats that were seen equipped with the three of them. The wedding ceremony and reception was closed off to fans but open to any and all players who were on the same team as one of them at some point. Despite just about the whole League attending the wedding, the reception was fairly tame as anyone who got drunk enough were asked to leave to prevent causing a ruckus.

## Trivia

* Experience chose to be a pitcher instead of a batter due to their poor reaction time.
* Their number is 13.
* Alongside them being notorious for getting distracted by their partners in their early Blaseball days, they were also notorious for wearing weird socks and ending every interview with "stan LOONA".
	+ They still wear weird socks, but due to them wearing boots and overalls once transferring to the Core Mechanics, the socks are no longer usually visible.
* Against all possible odds that do and could exist, and despite their completely different personalities, Tillman Henderson and Experience are good friends.
	+ Experience revealed in an interview that they are one of the only two people in the League to have seen Tillman cry, with the only other player being Declan Suzanne. Tillman, on the other hand, refuses to comment on this event.