Set 1, Game 13

## Trivia

* The players have a few goes at the After Eight challenge with bottlecaps, which KEY eventually manages.
* KEY's first category first came out as "No more people who, when you think about them, arm so good at cooking, that their actual job is cooking". This made it into the credits at the end of the episode.
* This was the third game in a row to have "No more left-handers" as a category.
* Below the line, WATSON made a full statement to address the accusations of cheating:
> Hello, Watson here. No more people who - when you think of them - are actually in No More Jockeys. I'm commenting from my production company's address but it definitely is me. I don't often look at the comments, so it's only recently come to my attention that certain NMJ fans have made accusations like this. I've looked back at some of the videos and there's no doubt I do dick about with that multi-coloured pen and I keep the phone close at hand for challenges, and when you put it all together it does actually look worse than I would have thought. Let me be clear about this. There is much to be ashamed of in my Set 1 performance. I was once so pissed that I forgot my own second category before the third round. I let some golden opportunities slip away. Sometimes I was unable to think of anybody who has ever lived except Moses. Also, I have on occasion scrawled down an idea of a name I could say next (which is a moral grey area). What I have not done, and will not do, is written down categories. The idea of doing anything that might be classed as cheating would be an insult to my colleagues Tim and Alex, to the wider community of fans, to the entire population of the United Kingdom, and to God if applicable. Tonight we record Game 7 of the second set. In Games 5 and 6 my conduct will not, I think, be questioned, for reasons that will become clear. Until then, I'm not sure if I'll be questioned again, but from now on I'm going to be at pains to remove any question marks. No more pen. Phone out of the equation. Less jerking about and glancing around, even though tics are unfortunately very much in my nature. I'm a guy that gets up, puts his trousers on, goes to work, does the best he can. And that's the Watson I want you all to see. (I don't know if there's a way this can be 'pinned' somewhere but I'd like the statement to be disseminated as far and wide as possible.)
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## Catchphrase Counter

* Ah. (0:22, 6:55, 8:22, 15:00)
* When you think about them (0:32, 9:56, 14:01, 23:50, 26:10)
* I don't mind that/it (1:21, 7:23)
* Big if (5:47)
* Oh yeah. (6:32, 8:37)
* Fiddly (23:33)

## Swear Jar

* You would have got a challenge from me, right between the bollocks. - KEY at 6:06
* Why the fuck are we spitballing what his name is - KEY at 11:07
* We don't know what the fuck is going on there - KEY at 11:13
* It's that bloody bookshelf that does it! - KEY at 11:37
* I think he's got a bellend first name. Fuck - KEY at 11:48
* I'm pissed off. - KEY at 21:42
* You're Penelope Pissed-off - WATSON at 21:46
* God, I could just tease it down with my hand. - HORNE at 22:21
* God! Fuck! I really wanted that one - KEY at 22:38
* What the fuck is Pelham‽ - KEY at 23:40