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Crazy "The Sane" Johnson

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Crazy "The Sane" Johnson is the only member of the Johnson family living in Lower Duck Pond. For reasons unknown her family in Upper Duck Pond have disowned her, though sources say it could be because of her unhealthy obsession with conspiracies and the supernatural.

## Features

**Hair:** Black (probably), unkempt

**Eyes:** Dark Brown

**Height:** 5'2

**Specific Feature:** An arm(right) tattoo that says "Waiting till Marriage"

**Limbs:** Attached and in working order

## Details

**Birth Name:** Cassie Desine Johnson

**Age:** Definitely above 18

**Occupation:** Unemployed

**Father:** Steve "Stevie" Johnson

**Mother:** Marina M. Johnson

**Siblings:** Sushie M. Johnson (Twin sister)

**Portrayed by:** u/umraceme

## About

Crazy changed her name because the name "Cassie" fit into the government propaganda and not because she couldn't spell it right. She believes that things are real only after marriage. She is staunchly against the lizard-folk of the Lower Pond and has expressed her views as such over and over again. Currently living off of the pocket money sent by her father, she is interested in a job but not really. She owns no property in the Lower Duck Pond; lives in a tent.
Hydroelectric City

The hydroelectric dam at the edge of the city.

**Hydroelectric City** is a city located near Lower Duck Pond. It is known for its shopping district and nearby airport.

## History

There were settlements around the place now called Hydroelectric City for hundreds of years before the city was officially founded in 1935. It only started to become a big metropolis in the 1950s, when a few big companies settled down at the same time. Before it became known as Hydroelectric city, the settlement was called Townsville.

## Geography

Hydroelectric City is surrounded by mountains and bisected by a large river.

## Sports

Hydroelectric City's professional semi-amateur junior hockey league team are the Hurricanes.
Henry Ascella Institute of Education.

(HAIoE)

## **Information (WIP)**

The HAIoE is a private education society founded by Henry Ascella (With help from Lee Densfield) in August of 1925. They pride themselves in their high student morale, low costs, and high-success rate. The current president is Harold Ascella, who was sworn in at 35 years old in 1997. Their are six different schools in LDP and the surrounding land, : Henry Ascella Boarding School (Principal Ariana Lee, original school), Henry Ascella Private School (Principal Hannah Ascella), Lee Densfield Boarding School (Principal Samarah Brodie), Lee Densfield boarding school for the blind (Principal Samarah Brodie), Private School for the gifted (Principal Harold Ascella), and Academy for the Academic (Principal Daniel Greenwood).

The school promotes critical thinking, and taking a stand in politics. Teachers are encouraged to be unbaised so their students form indepent opinions and beleifs. The schools recieve mostly high ratings, though Henry Ascella Private School has been in danger of shutting down after one of their teachers fought with a student.
Chadwick Durand vs. Bill Smith

**Chadwick Durand vs. Bill Smith**, also known as "**The Donnybrook in Duck Pond**" and "**The Duel of the Departments**", is an upcoming amateur wrestling match between Lower Duck Pond Sheriff Chadwick Durand and Lower Duck Pond Fire Marshall Bill Smith. The fight will take place at HP Arena at Pond Quarter on March 2nd, 2019.
Jim Bell

**James "Jim" Bell** is a resident of Lower Duck Pond.

### Relatives

Liam Bell (husband)Delilah Bell (daughter)Mason Louis (father)Jenna Louis (mother)Ryan Bell (father-in-law)Janice Bell-Werthers (mother-in-law)

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Abby Freeman

**Abby Freeman** is a resident of Lower Duck Pond.

## **Biography**

Currently, Abby lives with Rob Lent above the LDP Pawn Shop. Since they met in 2012 there have been two periods they have been apart. Upon graduating from NYU Abby joined the Peace Corps where she worked in Sri Lanka for two years. Under normal circumstances, contact with loved ones during this two year period would be limited to phone calls and emails, Rob worked at international bank in emerging markets, specifically in India and Sri Lanka. During the two year period, Rob maintained an apartment in Brooklyn, Mumbai, and Colombo. Upon completion of her time in the Peace Corps, she returned to NYU to complete her Master's Degree in English. Rob moved back to his hometown of LDP to start the Lower Duck Pawned. Abby then moved to LDP to start the Second Hand Shop.

Abby hopes to eventually to teach English at the community college.

### **Early life**

Abby grew up as an only child in Bedford, MA. Her father, Jake Freeman, is a classically trained chef. He returned to the US where he worked at the Boston Restaurant, Deuxave. When Abby was 8 years old her mother had an affair with the Superintendent of Bedford Public Schools. Her parents divorced and the court awarded custody to her mother. Abby spent the summers with her father. While with her father, she fell in love with the Boston Red Sox. Her father bought two coveted full season tickets. While he might only attend half of the games, Abby never missed a game and she would invite whoever her boyfriend was at the time. Abby attended Bedford High School where she discovered the STYLUS, the school's creative writing and art magazine. She was the editor-in-chief her senior year.

### **Adult life**

Abby was accepted at Boston University and New York University. While she was tempted to attend BU to stay near family, she ultimately decided to attend NYU. Abby met Rob in Bryant Park in NYC. He was playing a game called Petanque. They moved in together in an apartment in Dumbo, Brooklyn. Abby's father, who never remarried, visited regularly during the school year and during the summer she lived with him. Her first summer she created the literary magazine, *Recycled Poetry.* She continued publish the magazine while at NYU. During the two years in Sri Lanka, she found 4 students to publish the magazine.

## **Appearance**

Abby has ginger hair and green eyes. Like many, she has a fair complexion and freckles.

## **Hobbies**

She has had 65 poems published in literary magazines. She enjoys board games.

## **Trivia**

She fluently speaks French, Sinhala, and Tamil and she is having Rob teach her Hindi.
Groose Ponderosa

Groose Ponderosa is one of the founding fathers of Lower Duck Pond. He was known for always wearing a pink

## Groose Ponderosa

the statue of Ponderosa in front of the aviary

raincoat that is now kept in the museum.

A statue of Groose Ponderosa can be found in front of the Sparrow-Carrera Aviary in Lower Duck Pond.

## References

1. ↑ [1]
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Carrera Tiny Homes

"The Workplace" in Lower Duck Pond

Tom Cerro (builder)

Redaric Newman (builder)

Yvette Shungudzo (administrative professional)

**Carrera Tiny Homes** is a construction company based in Lower Duck Pond. The company primarily builds tiny homes, as its name suggests, but does other projects as well.

## **History**

Carrera Tiny Homes was founded by Gale Carrera to build housing for the Saffron project in October 2019. After the project was finished, it continued to operate independently from the project, and its products are available for residential purposes.

## **The workplace**

Carrera Tiny Homes currently operates on a single location located in Lower Duck Pond, known as "The Workplace" by the employees. It consists of a general workshop with a small hallway next to it. The hallway leads from the front door to the cantine/break room, with a door to the workshop on the right side and a metal staircase on the left side, which grants access to the second floor mezzanine leading towards three small offices, which look over the workshop. The mezzanine is also accessible by a makeshift elevator.
Oliver Vern

## Oliver Cromlin Vern

Oliver posing for an authorial portrait for a historical publication. He looked towards his wife off screen right as this image was captured.

### Aliases

VernVernie (by friends)

Ollie (by family)

Crommie (by jerks)

### Relatives

Charles Vern (Father)Paula Newark (Mother)

Theodore Vern (Brother)

Paul Vern (Brother)

Peter Vern (Son)

Maria Vern (Daughter)

Sebastian Vern (Son)

Jennifer Vern (Daughter)

## Biographical information

### Relationships

Mary Jane Vern (m. 2012)Velma Velasquez (Rumored Mistress)

## Physical description

### Eye color

Dark Brown

Mr. Oliver Cromlin Vern (born October 8th, 1992) is a historian involved in various projects living in the town of Lower Duck Pond with his family. He is well-liked in the town and widely considered to be extremely dashing, which occasionally gets him into trouble.
Jarville

The jarville Shipyards

**Jarville** is a seaside town located near Lower Duck Pond.

## Sports

Jarville's professional semi-amateur junior hockey league team are the Jungle Dogs.

## Transport

The town is one of many serviced by the Port Line Railroad (PLR). The PLR brings cargo from port-towns to Grand Coulee Junction, where the cargo can be transferred to the LDPRR for delivery towards Lower Duck Pond.
Smart Stages Tablet

The **Smart Stages Tablet** is an educational toy manufactured by Fisher-Price. It is part of the Laugh and Learn line and was first released in 2014, and then saw re-releases with updated packaging designs in 2017, 2019, 2021 and 2024.

The toy tablet is available in four different color options: gray, blue, pink and "gold". It has twenty-eight buttons on it (may have more or less than twenty-eight buttons in the case of a language variant) that activate songs, sounds, tunes and phrases teaching the alphabet and first words.

## Trivia

* The tablet was released in different countries and it can speak in different languages. Because of this, the pictures seen next to each letter on the tablet are changed to better reflect the language.
	+ Some language variants have more or less than the 28 buttons on the tablet. For example, the Russian language variant has thirty-one buttons on the tablet, while the Hebrew version has twenty-four buttons.
	+ The Polish speaking version changes three letter buttons: the letters Q, V and X are replaced with the Polish letters Ł, Ź and Ż.
	+ The Spanish speaking version has an additional button for the letter Ñ (enye), thus removing the button that activates sounds, similar to the later-released A to Z Otter.

## Gallery

The 2014 boxThe 2019 boxThe gold versionThe 2024 box
James MacAlister

James MacAlister was born in Cumbernauld, Scotland, on 27 November 1985. He was assigned male at birth, but now identifies as both male and nonbinary, and therefore accepts both he/him and they/them pronouns.
 He is a wildlife biologist with a focus on amphibians, and he has a personal affinity for frogs. James leads a research team called T.O.A.D., the Transient Organization of Amphibian Defense. They were relocated to Lower Duck Pond after a mysterious incident that left their home base in Scotland completely frogless.
Lower Duck Pond Museum of History

**Lower Duck Pond Museum of History** is the public history museum of LPD. The main focus of the exhibits is the vast and rich history of Lower Duck Pond.

## Exhibits

the Lower Duck Pond Museum of History has a lot of exhibits. Some highlights include:

* An ancient frog encased in gold, inside of a golden coffin. It has emeralds for eyes. It is said that when the chosen one looks into the frog's eyes they will gain mysterious powers.
* A locomotive from the Lower Duck Pond Railroad.
* Groose Ponderosa's iconic raincoat.
Nadine Hernandez

### Relatives

Olivia Santiago (Mother) (Deceased) Jose Hernandez (Father) Evie Santiago (Cousin)

## Biographical information

### Relationships

Olivia Santiago (Mother) (Deceased) Benjamin Hernandez (Father) Josh Groveland (Boyfriend)

## Early Life

Nadine Romina Hernandez-Santiago was born on June 5th 2002 to local chef and businessman Jose Hernandez  and his late wife Olivia Santiago. Her father is of Colombian descent and her mother of Mediterranean descent. As a child, Nadine and her parents moved frequently due to the nature of her father's job. After her mother's passing, Nadine, at the tender age of six, and her father settled down in Lower Duck Pond. Nadine began her schooling at the local public school as a kindergartener where she struggled at first to fit in. Her father worked hard to change that, and by the first grade she was outgoing and beginning to gain popularity among her peers.

## Cheerleading and High School Career

Nadine joined the Cheer Team at Central High School in the fall of her freshman year where she immediately fell in love. Her father has made significant donations to the team to better the equipment, training, and uniforms. During her Sophomore year, she was promoted to varsity and eventually to cheer captain. She is now in charge of recruitment, try-outs, fundraising, and organizing competitions.

Nadine is well known around Central High School as one of the wealthiest and highly regarded students. It is unclear whether students fear her for her social status or respect her. She has a bubbly personality with a bite and is not afraid to call people out or use her social power as a threat to get what she wants. Nadine mirrors the stereotypical image of a high school mean girl.

She has been on the homecoming court and awarded homecoming queen every year since her freshman year and was crowned prom queen during her sophomore year. In middle school, she was the spring formal princess all three years.

## Trivia

* Nadine unsuccessfully attempted to run for mayor in the 2019 mayoral election
* Nadine has been dating her boyfriend, Josh Groveland, since the sixth grade
* In 2009, Nadine had her appendix removed in an emergency surgery
* Nadine plans on following in her father's footsteps and becoming a chef
Kavolsky's Palatial Palate

Kavolsky's Palatial Palate is a fancy sit-down restaurant in Lower Duck Pond. It was started by James Kavolsky during a time when he needed a new source of income. It boasts a variety of foods, but particularly prides itself on its roast meats and hors d'oeuvres. It also serves alcoholic drinks and some desserts.

### Appetizers

* Deviled eggs
* European Cheeses tray

### Entrees

* Lobster
* Crayfish
* Turtle soup
* Roast chicken
* Roast goose
* Roast peacock
* Roast pig
* Eggplant Parmesan

### Sides

* Confit byaldi
* Falafel and baba ganoush

### Desserts

* Kremna rezina
* Chocolate mousse
* Vanilla cake
Frank's Gift Emporium

Frank's Gift Emporium is a gift shop located in The New Old Mill Phase 1, It is owned and operated by Frank Stockton and sells a wide array of souvenirs and trinkets of sometimes dubious quality. The shop had an unsuccessful midnight launch on March 8th of 2019 and has gotten sporadic business ever since. A portion of the merchandise sold in the store is also available online and it's products are continually updated in the hopes that Frank will someday be able to pay off the loan he got for this business endeavor.
Lorna Grupp

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Lorna Grupp is a cranky, racist, elderly, member of LDP. Everyone universally hates her except for her hell-spawn children. She has a burning hatred for the Polish, yet her family has been purely Polish for 400 years.

## Biographical Information

Lorna Grupp was born to Grubb Grupp and Sarah Grupp on the 13th of May, 1921. She was born in a kitchen sink with a single hard, cold, very wet pillow in the sink to stifen the blow. Her family decided she was the anti-christ and was rushed to the Vatican and confirmed to be the anti-christ by at least 187 different priests and cardinals.

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Eleven Ciels

Eleven Ciels is a freshman at Richland High School. She is in the Richland High Marching Band as a snare drum.

## Early Life

Eleven Ciels was born in Salem, Virginia on December 4th, 2004 to Alice and Jonathan Ciels. She started piano at age 5, and the drums at age 11. Her family moved to Lower Duck Pond when when she was in 6th grade.

## Family

Eleven has a brother named Seven. He was born two years before her, and is now a junior at Richland High School. Her parents are Alice and Jonathan, and they met at a music competition.

## Personality

Eleven is seen as a shy and polite girl to her teachers.
Crazy old Victoria

Victoria Smith Lute is a resident of Lower Duck Pond.

A rare photo of crazy old Victoria.

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  Just a crazed old lady.

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  Victoria's father died when she was quite young and so she was raised by her depressive alcoholic mother. She graduated from Richland high school.

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### **Adult life**

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  She went off to college but soon dropped out when she found herself pregnant with her boyfriend of the time. She would soon suffer a miscarriage resulting in chronic depression. In hopes of distracting herself she got married and would soon become pregnant with her daughter Katie. Though through these years her life of pain bubbled under the surface, finally bursting out with the untimely death of her husband rick, Killed in a mine cave-in. This event would break her and make her the person she is today. A crazed old woman really just hoping to find all of the things she lost over the years.

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## **Personality**

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  Though crazed an delusional, she only wants the best for the people of LDP.

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## **Appearance**

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  She has blue eyes, and short blond hair hidden beneath her tinfoil hat. She wears a housewives apron and toaster shoes.

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## **Hobbies**

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  Fending off the super natural.

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King's Falls National Park

**King's Falls National Park** is a park located near Lower Duck Pond and adjacent to Clear River National Forest.

## History

**River Closure:**

The falls were a popular white water kayaking destination for thrill-seekers until 1991 when personal watercraft were banned following a number of high profile deaths. After the death of two local boys in 1986 a warning sign was installed 2 miles up river of the falls.

**2004 Bear Attacks and Park Closure:**

After a series of bear attacks in 2004 the park was closed for a rigorous bear population control effort. The park officially re-opened on May 23, 2017.

## Sights and Attractions:

The Park's main attraction and namesake are the scenic **King's Falls** and King's River which run through the park. Superliquid LLC currently operates Kings River Tours and whitewater excursions starting behind St. Stephan, 18 miles north out of town.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/bpunt2/important\_update\_trail\_closures/
2. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/6cv2ez/after\_years\_of\_the\_rigorous\_wildlife\_conservation/dhys4qm/
3. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/6cv2ez/after\_years\_of\_the\_rigorous\_wildlife\_conservation/
4. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/6cv2ez/after\_years\_of\_the\_rigorous\_wildlife\_conservation/dhys4qm/
Patrick Barber-Moore

Patrick Barber-Moore

### Occupation

Owner: Ottohaus, PSAJHL Ferals, Barber-Moore Jaguar/Land Rover, Property Developer

## Physical description

### Eye color

Green

Patrick Barber-Moore is your average mid 40's, Caucasian business man, holding an MBA from Northern State University.

**History**

 Patrick was born on January 9, 1976 in Ann-Arbor, Michigan. He attended Northern State University where he earned an MBA.

**Arrival in Lower Duck Pond**

 Pat moved into the town in January of 2019 with his RV and an enclosed trailer with race car in the back. Shortly, he found there was a business opportunity and opened Ottohaus Autohouse Used Cars and RVs in January of 2019. At that time, Lower Duck Pond Administration was no longer taking applications for businesses, so Ottohaus Autohouse technically operates illegally on the corner of Vale and River Streets, next to the Lavender Bakery.

Patrick is also an avid hockey enthusiast and is the team owner of a Tri Region Professional Semi-Amateur Junior Hockey Team - The Lower Duck Pond Ferals. He also serves as the general manager, and takes care of all player signing and operations.

Patrick is a self proclaimed fan of a combination of heavy metal and country music.

The Barber-Moore family consists of Patrick, his wife Matilda, who suffered some sort of accident prior to moving to Lower Duck Pond and is missing a toe, and his three teenage daughters.

Patrick and his family are, "full timers," and do not live at a fixed address. Instead, they live in various demo models of RVs on their sales lot, or wherever they feel like parking for the night.

Patrick divorced Matilda in April 2019, and it was rumored that he was seeing Morgan Milkins.

**Net Worth and Assets**

Patrick was made independently wealthy after selling a Pagani Zonda at his dealership for $2.3 million. This money he used to construct the Quarters Arms Condominium Complex, which he sold for $6.5 million. This in turn led to his franchising and development of the $4.2 million Barber-Moore Jaguar Land Rover dealership in the town. Patrick also purchased the Old Mill for $2.2 million, spurring the development of the New Old Mill Shopping Center Phase 1. Patrick is the sole owner of the PSAJHL Ferals, and holds a significant stake in the Lower Duck Pond Geese baseball team. In June of 2019, Patrick expanded his auto group interests by opening Old Mill BMW.
7-Eleven

the 7-Eleven in Lower Duck Pond.

The 7-Eleven is a franchise store in Lower Duck Pond. It's next to Duck Pond Parkway, a strip of highway that runs through Lower Duck Pond. Locals refer to it as 'Seven-Eleven street'. It's a popular place to go to cry at.

## Known Products

Being a supermarket, the 7-Eleven mostly sells food and drinks. Notable products include Slurpees, and keychains shaped like little cars.
Jerry Wavlone

Jerry Wavlone at a Stock image photo shoot

### Relatives

Terrance wavlone (deceased Brother) Maria Wavlone (Deceased mother) Marcus Wavlone (Father)

## Physical description

### Gender

Male

Jerry Wavlone Is The current owner of Spicy Crust Pizzeria. He Became the manager after his brother, Terrance Wavlone, Died while he was vacationing in italy. Jerry was born on July 17, 1989. He lives alone in his house on the corner of Sunset and Redgrove.
Maggie O'Connell

**Maggie O'Connell** (she/her) is a resident of Lower Duck Pond. She co-owns the fitness center, Journey Fitness, and teaches aqua aerobics.

## **Biography**

### **Early life**

Maggie was born to a loving if flighty mother who died when she was in middle school and a father who died shortly after birth. She was raised by her Gran and Grandpa on the O'Connell land out at the edge of LDP, near the highway out of town. The O'Connells have raised fiber animals since before LDP was incorporated: goats, sheep, llamas, and alpacas (in modern times Maggie has added a hutch of long haired rabbits to experiment with).

### **Adult life**

In high school Maggie was a competitive swimmer. She planned to compete in the Olympics, but although she won several seconds and thirds at nationals she wasn't quite good enough to compete on an international level. After struggling with her disappointment, she decided to stay in LDP after college due to the unexpected arrival of Allie and Will who were adopted as infants. The twins are her estranged older half-sister's biological children, adopted because her sister is serving a life sentence in prison for a deeply scandalous crime people don't like to talk about. Siobhan was as mean as Maggie is sweet, and at this point almost no one even remembers the twins are adopted since they look just like Maggie.)

Maggie lives with her Gran (Siofra O'Connell), her twins (Allie and Will, 5 going on 6), and three foster-to-adopt children (Sadie 14, Kael 4, Brynlee 2).

## **Personality**

Maggie is a friendly, easy-going person with a deep love of family and an artist's soul.

## **Appearance**

Maggie is tall and leanly muscled, with swimmer's shoulders. Like all the O'Connell's she has red hair and pale skin that leans towards freckling. She generally dresses for comfort in jeans, a tank or t-shirt, and a flannel button-up with either sneakers or boots depending on whether she's working on the ranch that day.

## **Hobbies**

Maggie loves to swim, Irish dance, and do fiber crafts using material raised by her family. She's also been trying to establish a water dancing club in LDP with limited success.

## **Trivia**

Though she's not super political, Maggie gets very heated about the highway expansion project since the highway runs close to her land (one property away).

Maggie's full legal name is Mairead Siofra O'Connell. Maggie is a nickname for Mairead, which is the Irish form of Margaret.

There are 4 dogs, 6 cats, a hutch of rabbits, and herds of livestock on the O'Connell property. The alpacas are a relatively recent addition (her grandfather's wild gambit to introduce exotic textiles).
Harrisridge Terrace

**Harrisridge Terrace** is a street in Lower Duck Pond. It was built on Harrisridge Hill in the early 20th century by wealthy residents who wanted to live in an exclusive, affluent community. Notable residents include Huntington C. Morriston VI and Jill Hoye-Garden.

## History

The street was built in 1911, and the first house was built that same year. From 1911 to 1932, 32 houses were built along the street, as well as a small market/cafe.

In 1998, the street tried to secede from the town. This failed, but the street got its own zip code and post office.

In 2016, flippers on a home makeover show bought Carolina Cottage, a house on the street, and planned to demolish the house to build a new one. After backlash from residents, the flippers stopped progress and sold the property.

## Harrisridge Club

The Harrisridge Club is a country club that only residents of the street and their invited friends can attend. It contains tennis, badminton, and racquetball courts, as well as a swimming pool, a golf course, lawns, a pond called White Tortoise Lake, and a restaurant named *The Harrisridge Clubhouse Restaurant*.

Many non-residents have called the Harrisridge Club unnecessary, as most Harrisridge residents already have many of these amenities on their own property. Harrisridge residents respond by saying these critics are just jealous.
Jon Canvas

Jon Canvas painting

Jon Canvas (born october 3rd, 1996) is an inhabitant of Lower Duck Pond. He is an artist and claims to be misunderstood by the people of the town.

He his mostly known in town for his rendition of the "Last Supper" in which he portrayed everyone one at the table as zombies. He made a statement saying it symbolizes the "mindless worshiping of religion".

He lives with his parents and has a pet dog.
Oma's Antiquarian Bookstore

**Oma's Antiquarian Bookstore** is, like the name implies, a second hand and antiquarian bookstore located on Main Street in Lower Duck Pond, in close proximity to Southwest University.

## Oma's Antiquarian Bookstore

A picture of the bookstore from a few years ago

## History

Annemiek Dijkstra migrated to LDP from the Netherlands with her husband Jan in 1955 to study English Literature. She originally planned to become an author but when she got pregnant shortly after receiving her degree she put her plans on hold. While raising her two children Laura and Joost she started making plans to open an antiquarian bookstore since she remembered how hard it was to get her hands on good antiquarian books in university. One day in 1966, while strolling through town with her children, she saw an empty store that was up for lease on Main Street. She saw this as her one chance and rented the store and soon after opened an antiquarian bookstore under the name 'Tweedehands'. After realizing her English speaking clients struggled with the correct Dutch pronounciation and started to call it 'tweed hands' instead she quickly renamed it to 'Dijkstra's Antiquarian Bookstore.

She owned the bookstore for over 50 years, until she passed away unexpectedly in 2017 after suffering a stroke. Since she had bought the store in the meantime but none of her remaining relatives had an interest in continuing it remained more or less untouched for the next three years. This changed when her granddaughter Lottie who had had a very close relationship with her grandmother moved back to LDP after finishing her studies abroad in Oslo in late 2020. She was determined to reopen the bookstore and continue her legacy so over the next few month she put a lot of work into bringing the store back to shape. A couple months later Lottie finally felt like the shop was ready and announced the reopening on January 10th 2021, renaming it to 'Oma's Antiquarian Bookstore' to honour her grandmothers legacy.
Matt Groves

**Matt Groves** is a resident of Lower Duck Pond & the founder \ "captain" of its unofficial militia force.

## Matt Groves

Matt, posing for the local newspaper in his hunting gear.

### Catchphrase

"If nobody else is gonna do it, who will?"

## Biographical information

### Birthplace

Outside of LDP, probably somewhere within the USA.

## Physical description

### Distinctive features

Always has bags under his eyes from a lack of proper sleep.

## **Life before, in LDP and the founding of the "MotherDuckers Militia".**

(Little to nothing is know about Matt Groves's prior life, one could put together that, having a heavy american accent, he originally resided in the U.S and probably had a military career there, seeing as he has an innate knowledge of firearms).

He simply just appeared in LDP three years ago, decided he liked the place, and moved in, instantly demanding that the local police force improve or that he would "take matters into his own hands".

Evidently, Matt thought nothing improved as he ended up creating the "MotherDuckers militia", which is (in Groves own mind, anyway) "an alternative and better way for the community to protect themselves"...It had mixed results, some admired Matt for creating the MDM, others hated it, suspicious that it was a front for something sinister, either way, the MDM had (and still has) firmly cemented itself into LDP as it's unofficial "defence force" through the sheer number of people who signed up.

## **Personality**

Matt is a blunt, straight-to-the-point no-nonsense type of man, but otherwise one who cares for his few friends and community. Though, he does seem to enjoy the seclusion he has, as he lives in a makeshift cabin, in a clearing within LDP's forest, away from most of the other residents.

## **Appearance**

To say that he had an odd fashion sense would be an understatement, outside of his hunting \ militia gear, he's never seen wearing anything other than shorts, a vest and flip-flops, even in extreme weather. It's like he has nothing but the same set of outfits in his closet.

## **Hobbies**

Groves can often be found in the forest, hunting for small game.

Groves plays chess, but is terrible at it.

Groves is an absolute gun-nut, spending hours a day modding them, and even collects them like a child would do with Pokemon cards.

## **Trivia**

He's one of few folk in LDP with a hunting permit, how he came to get one is a mystery.

He hasn't had a good night's sleep since he was a child. When Ricky asked him why he always had bags under his eyes, Groves's only response was "Those horrible nightmares", refusing to explain further.

He hates all manner of "authority" jobs, from the police to people working as a security guard.

He somehow has a stable income, despite not having an actual job.

His closest friend is Ricky Glass, a fellow resident of LDP and one of the first people who volunteered for the MDM, both can normally be found at night in the pubs around LDP, drinking away and discussing life.
Incident 63

The discovery of the toxic waste, colorized.

### Conclusion

Jafyr was sentenced to 56 years in prison, to be released at 78 years old on August 22, 2019.

## Overview

Incident '63 was the event in which the largest business in the town, Mitts 'N' Mufflers, had begun secretly running on nuclear fuel as a way to protest against the local power company located in Brimswood. It was orchestrated by Vice-CEO, Jafyr Bludt, in the time of the CEO's absence. The power company, currently known as LES, had apparently increased the price for Lower Duck Pond residents due to having lost a football match.

## "Operation SAPCUNE"

The plan, known as Operation SAPCUNE (Strike Against the Power Company Using Nuclear Energy) was orchestrated entirely by Jafyr Bludt. Using one of the spare steam engines in the storage, Jafyr, with the help of his wife Handda, converted it into a nuclear reactor. The excess waste was buried in caskets previously used in the 1800's.

Handda eventually realized that the toxic waste exposure was extremely unhealthy for the citizens nearby and the factory workers. Several people had also reported that they had been "feeling a little woozy since september started". This prompted an investigation, and when the toxic waste was discovered, Jafyr was promptly arrested.
Marianne Smithers

Marianne Smithers

Harold Smithers

Siblings:

Summer Hollingsworth: 35 (has a lazy eye)

Cleo Smithers: 31 (Lives in spare room at parents, enjoys reptiles like his father)

David Smithers (Twin): 30 (is missing an arm)

Mark Smithers (Twin): 30 (Racecar Driver)

Jolene Smithers: 25 (has 2 kids)

Fredrick Smithers-Smith: 19 (Father of 3)

## Physical description

### Eye color

Hazel

A LDP citizen since birth, Marianne Smithers remains a loyal citizen and purveyor of justice in LDP. Marianne was born to Gayle and Harold Smithers in 1986. Gayle was a devout Christian mother, while Harold was a construction worker who had a large collection of reptiles. Marianne's parents have been married and divorced many times in what many describe as a tumultuous relationship, but they always find their way back to one another. In addition to her parents, Marianne has 6 siblings. She is unmarried but was briefly engaged in her twenties before her fiance disappeared.

Out of high school Marianne attended LDP community college where she majored in Bowling Industry Management and Technology. She never did finish her degree, but managed to find a job as a bowling alley clerk in LDP regardless.

Marianne's proudest accomplishment has been driving out the lizard-people that had infested LDP. Now, she is trying to make herself useful after the threat of the lizard-people has gone. She hopes to have a loving family like her own one day.
Molly Marshall

**Molly Marshall** is a resident of Lower Duck Pond.

Molly at the annual "clothed nudists" festival

## **Biography**

Molly Marshall was born in Beaver, Washington in 1992. She was brought into this world in the birthing shed of a commune. Her parents, Alberta and Tobias Marshall, moved from Vancouver to settle in the small hippie community called "Beaver Commune". After moving out at the age of 16, Molly obtained a Phd in Cognitive studies from Seattle University. She moved to Lower Duck Pond in 2019 to establish a Nudist Community for the free folk. She also moonlights as a kindergarten teacher. She is known to cover up somewhat to travel in town, but is almost exclusively nude.

### **Early life**

Molly was raised by Alberta and Tobias Marshall - two Canadians who grew up with peace and love in their hearts. They raised Molly at the "Beaver Commune" in Washington state, and Molly was birthed in one of the many birthing sheds available.

Molly was an amazing student at the commune, earning many gold stars in her agriculture triumphs. She was known to grow extremely large award winning pumpkins. Once she turned 16, she knew she needed more intricate learning. She had earned her high school credits through home schooling, and so she left for Seattle to go to university.

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Frederikke Marie Højgaard

Frederikke Marie Højgaard is a resident of Lower Duck Pond. She is portrayed by u/laconicyouth.

## Physical description

### Eye color

Blue

Frederikke was born in Copenhagen, Denmark. She excelled in primary and secondary education as well as learning to play many instruments as a child. She decided to move abroad for her college education, and chose Lower Duck Pond because it reminded her of the neighborhood she grew up in.

## Music career

As well as studying at Southwest University in LDP, Frederikke has released an album of dark industrial/ambient music. She performed the tracklist in its entirety at the Music Mill in February 2019. She is also known to sporadically organize occult-themed music events in the woods.

## Personal life

Frederikke works as a waitress at Lars' Luncheon Scandinavian Kitchen. She enjoys reading, exercising, making music, and attending town events and parties.
Dale Madrigan

This is not a picture of Dale, but people keep asking if this is him.

**Dale Madrigan** is Lower Duck Pond's resident turncoat, chili-cookoff champion, and veteran of The War.

## Physical Appearance

Dale resembles seemingly every lighthouse keeper ever, right down to the ratty coat and peg-leg. He has PSS (Perpetual-Stubble-Syndrome) which requires treatment of shaving three times a day to prevent a full-blown beard blowout.

He speaks in an accent that seems to fluctuate between Georgian and Scottish.

## Early Life

Not much is known about Dale's life before coming and settling down in LDP. He mentions his time overseas during The War, but refuses to clarify which war. A majority of his stories seem to center around Asia and Oceana.

## Life In Lower Duck Pond

Dale moved to LDP sometime in the summer of 1986 and has lived in the same four-story, A-frame cabin ever since. In 1989 he opened a small Turncoat business in downtown LDP. In 1992 he married his then-wife, Helena Bristow, but the two were divorced three years later after rumor spread of an affair between Dale and a local harlot named Jill Haversteen. Dale still claims innocence.

After the Haversteen scandal, Dale closed his Turncoat storefront and retreated from the community. He continued his coat turning from home, primarily serving the Schwaben (Forest People) and selling the lost things they brought him as payment.

In Late 2018 Dale purchased a computer and reconnected with the community through the LDP Community Forums.

## Introduction to Coat Turning

According to Dale, he was introduced to coat turning by a wise old seamstress named Anansi, who taught him the time-honored tradition of taking old coats and turning them inside out. He spent several years between deployments and espionage missions training in order to become the best turncoat. He faced a lot of pushback starting out, coat turning being a female-dominated occupation, but succeeded nonetheless.

## Turncoat Business

In 1989 Dale opened his Coat Turning business and called it Dale's Coat Turning Business (DCTB). The storefront was located in a small alley near the corner of Main Street and Pine Parkway. DCTB was met with general approval by the community and was moderately successful between the year of 1989-1995.
John J. John

John Joesephus John is a resident of Lower Duck Pond and owner of the currywurst stand CurryBEST.

Shortly after opening CurryBEST, John and his currywurst stand disappeared from the town. Left in their place is a small, seemingly insignificant rune, permanently burned into the grass. Locals are unsure what to make of it, though it doesn't seem to be too deadly.
Nickname or Job

**Nickname or Job**is a citizen of Lower Duck Pond, although they will sometimes claim to have just moved there. They appear to have an extremely fragmented personality, claiming to have dozens of different occupations, names, genders and hobbies.

Nickname or Job is one of the most active posters on Lower Duck Pond's town forum, where they will often post and comment on many diverse topics, sometimes even replying to themselves.
Blizzard

### Aliases

"Blizzy" (common nickname)“Murdering flying fucker/Oversized killing machine” (by Gale)

“Stupid fucking bird” (by Riley Phelps)

“A majestic yet terrifying specimen of a bird” (by James MacAllister

"The bird from hell" (by Louis Polak

## Physical description

### Weight

2,2kg

**Blizzard** is a snowy owl living in the Sparrow Aviary in Lower Duck Pond.

## **Biography**

### **Early life**

Blizzard was given to Payton Carrera on her birthday, as an egg. She hatched on august 27th 2013, and saw Payton as her mother.

After she became adolescent, she was given back to Winona Sparrow to be trained.

When Payton became a falconer, the two were reunited.

### **Moving to Lower Duck Pond**

On March 6th, 2020, she accompanied Payton on a trip to see if Lower Duck Pond was a suitable place to open an aviary. To test how the town would handle a bird escape, she was released and caused havoc and chaos in the small town. After the town was deemed suitable, the Sparrow Aviary was build, where she now lives

### **Life in Lower Duck Pond**

Blizzard lives in the Sparrow Aviary, where she does bird demonstrations. On March 11th, she layed her first eggs.

## **Personality**

Blizzard is known to be extremely loyal to Payton, but also extremely aggressive to anyone who she deems a danger to her owner.

## **Trivia**

* Blizzard is a massive owl, even for snowy owl standards. She is 69cm tall and has a wingspan of 1.79m.
Pickerdilly

**Pickerdilly** is a resident of Lower Duck Pond, is a freelance Security Officer.

## **Biography**

Growing up, Pickerdilly always wanted to be a police officer. But not being able to pass the physical requirements of the Police Fitness test, he fell back on being a Security Guard. He will take odd jobs here and there providing security and is currently working at the mall hassling teenagers. He is currently trying to lose weight through Atkins. He thinks the shipments he gets are weekly instead of monthly so the weight loss is stagnant. He owns two cats: Diesel and Chumchum. Diesel is his best friend while Chumchum is currently in kitty jail because he stole food from Diesel's bowl.

## **Personality**

A friendly person to all those he thinks is following the law. Will be very hostile to those who he thinks is breaking the law. He is also very aloof and is surprisingly not great at picking up illegal activity.

## **Hobbies**

Standing post at random store fronts acting as security.

## **Trivia**

* Does not know what is actually illegal or not.
* The kitty jail he set up is a laundry hamper upside down placed on a cat tree.
* Is currently single hoping to meet a nice lady at the new Gay Bar that is being built.
Maynard Montgomery

## Biography, Family, and Personality.

Maynard Montgomery was born on July 23rd, 1994 in Belfast, Northern Ireland.

His father was of a Nationalistic political outlook, and was cited by many in the community as being a profoundly devout catholic.

The elder Montgomery served as a reservist for the Royal Air Force for a short time in the 1980's, and was briefly called into service in 1987, following the Loughgall ambush. In civilian life, Montgomery served as a member of the Royal Ulster constabulary, and eventually earned the rank of sergeant. In 1988, an inquiry into his conduct was opened following a public accusation of his forcing a child (then aged thirteen years) to confess to the crime of petty theft. No charges were brought against him, and he was shortly promoted. In 1990, he met multiple times with officials of Sinn Féin, drawing the ire of many of his superiors and allegedly causing his career to stagnate. It was rumoured that Montgomery would often pass information regarding constabulary movements to Provisional-Irish-Republican-Army-affiliated paramilitary fighters.

The elder Montgomery was killed in a vehicular accident in 1996, mere months after the birth of his daughter.

In 2007, Maynard's younger sister was present at a protest against a potential ordinance when a riot broke out. The media reported suspicions of the Ulster Loyalist paramilitary group known as the Red Hand Commandos being responsible for the outbreak of violence. Although the incident occurred towards the tail end of Operation Banner, the British Army's Royal Irish Regiment's 2nd Battalion was called upon to support units of the Police Service of Northern Ireland. Disregarding the orders of his superiors, Pvt. Roger Abney opened fire on demonstrators, including unarmed protestors attempting to flee.

The youngest Montgomery was among the thirteen victims of Abney's assault, distinguished from other casualties, including those who succumbed to third-degree burns and physical brute-force trauma by the presence of multiple 7.62 rounds found embedded in her abdomen. Forensics determined that the rounds were each fired from Abney's issued L7A1 FN light machine gun.

The 2004 Laws of Armed Combat Manual states that those who violate the Fourth Geneva Convention Treatise of 1949 with intent and knowledge are eligible to be tried for war crimes. Witnesses, including fellow British soldiers, testified that Abney disengaged his weapon's safety and deployed the bipod before flipping up the rear leaf sight and opening fire. Abney was discharged with dishonor from the army, and summarily imprisoned for life, without parole.

Possibly as a result of the traumatic incidences that occurred in his past, Maynard has an exceedingly skittish personality, verging on sheer agoraphobia, resulting in a lack of close relationships.
Jordan Ramirez

unknown (brother)

**Jordan Ramirez** is a resident of Lower Duck Pond.

## **Biography**

### **Early life**

Jordan was born on 5 august 1995, in Miami, Florida, to Jose Roberto Ramirez, who worked in the military, and Alilya Mariano. He has one brother.

Growing up, his family constantly moved around for most of Jordan's childhood due to his father's job. This caused him great stress throughout his life, as he was always having to readapt. This let to depression and him acting out in the form of commiting crimes.

He was first arrested when he was just twelve years old, in 2008, for possession of marijuana and attempted carjacking. Because of this, he spent six months in a youth detention center. The second time he was arrested for armed robbery, for which he spent a full year behind bars. Subsequent charges include breaking and entering, possession and dealing in drugs, etc. This way of living lasted until about 2013, when he became 17 and managed to turn his life around within a year and graduate as an honor student at the Miami Senior High School. He also received a full scholarship and all of his criminal records sealed.

## Trivia

* Jordan has multiple tattoos, a full sleeve and a small tattoo behind his ear.
* Jordan drives two Lexus
	+ A Lexus ES
	+ A Lexus LX 570 SUV.