ADAM RUINS MARYLAND!!!

Bill: I'm not telling you again jerk! We're going to Virginia for the summer!

Violette: NOBODY LIKES VIRGINIA BILL!

Bill: But I was raised there jerk!

Violette: NO YOU WASN'T! MARYLAND IS THE BEST STATE IN THE WORLD!!!

Adam: Not really.

Violette: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS GOTTA COME HERE?!?! WHAT ABOUT JAKE PAUL?!?! WHY CAN'T YOU RUIN HIS DAY FOR ONCE?!?!

Adam: Because Jake doesn't think that Maryland is the best state in the union.

Violette: WELLF\*\*\*YOUADAMYOURNOTRUININGOURF\*\*\*INGSTATEYOUNEWJERSEYB\*\*\*\*!!! (fast talk)

Adam: I was born in Wading River, New York actually. And Baltimore is being crippled with gang activity and poverty.

Bill: THAT'S MY BIRTH PLACE YOUR MAKING FUN OF JERK!

Adam: But it's the truth! And Maryland refused to join the Confederacy, leading to the Baltimore riots of 1861.

Bill: THAT DID NOT HAPPEN JERK!

Adam: It did!

Bill: DID NOT!

Violette: [Intro: Jake Paul]
Y'all can't handle this

Y'all don't know what's about to happen baby

Team 10

Los Angeles, Cali boy

But I'm from Ohio though, white boy

[Verse 1: Jake Paul]

It's everyday bro, with the Disney Channel flow

5 mill on YouTube in 6 months, never done before

We pass all the competition man, PewDiePie is next

Man I'm poppin' all these checks, got a brand new Rolex

And I met a Lambo too and I'm coming with the crew

This is Team 10, boy, who the heck are flippin' you?

And you know I kick them out if they ain't with the crew

Yeah, I'm talking about you, you beggin' for attention

Talking crap on Twitter too but you still hit my phone last night

It was 4:52 and I got the text to prove

And all the recordings too, don't make me tell them the truth

And I just drop some new merch and it's selling like a god, church

Ohio is where I'm from, we chew 'em like it's gum

We shooting with a gun, the tattoo just for fun

I Usain Bolt and run, catch me at game one

I cannot be outdone, Jake Paul is number one

[Chorus: Jake Paul]

It's everyday bro

It's everyday bro

It's everyday bro

I said it is everyday bro!

[Verse 2: Nick Crompton]
You know it's Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin'
Yes, I can rap and no, I am not from Compton
England is my city
And if it weren't for Team 10, then the US would be crappy
I'll pass it to Chance 'cause you know he stay litty

[Verse 3: Chance Sutton]
Two months ago you didn't know my name
And now you want my fame? Bruh I'm blowin' up
I'm only going up, now I'm going off, I'm never fallin' off
Like Mag, who? Digi who? Who are you?
All these beefs I just ran through, hit a milli in a month
Where were you? Hatin' on me back in West Fake
Think you need to get your stuff straight
Jakey brought me to the top, now we're really poppin' on
Number 1 and number 4, that's why these fans all out the door
It's lonely at the top so we all going
We left Ohio, now the trio is all rollin'
It's Team 10, boy
We back again, always first, never last
We the future, we'll see you in the past

[Chorus: Jake Paul]
It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
I said it is everyday bro!

[Verse 4: Martinez Twins]
Hold on, hold on, hold on
Can we switch the language?
We 'bout to hit it
Sí, lo único que quiero es dinero
Trabajando en YouTube todo el día entero
Viviendo en U.S.A, el sueño de cualquiera
Enviando dólares a mi familia entera
Tenemos una persona por encima
Se llama Donald Trump y está en la cima
Desde aquí te cantamos - can I get my VISA?
Martinez Twins, representando España
Desde la pobreza a la fama

[Chorus: Jake Paul]
It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
I said it is everyday bro!

[Verse 5: Tessa Brooks]
Yo, it's Tessa Brooks
The competition shook
These guys up on me
I got 'em with the hook
Lemme educate ya'
And I ain't talking book
Panera is your home?
So, stop calling my phone
I'm flyin' like a drone
They buying like a loan
Yeah, I smell good
Is that your boy's cologne?

[Verse 6: Jake Paul]
Is that your boy's cologne?
Started balling'
Quicken Loans
Now I'm in my flippin' zone
Yes, they all copy me
But, that's some bad clones
They in all designer clothes
And they ask me what I make
I said is 10 with six zeros
Always plug, merch link in bio
And I will see you tomorrow 'cause
It's everyday bro
Peace

Adam: Did you just rap It's Everyday Bro?

Violette: YES! NOWGETOUTOFMYHOUSEORYOU'LLENDUPLIKEOGMANMAN!!! (fast talk)

Adam: Fine!