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* Boon Of Dual Speciality
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* Boon of Permanence
* Boon of Profession
* Boon of True Chance
* Boon of War
* Boon of features
* Boon of the Steelbond
* Boon of the Undying
* Super Saiyan God
Historiques

* Afflicted
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* Ambassador
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* Barber
* Bearer of the Curse (Dark Souls 2)
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* KFC Chef
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* Master of All
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* Paradox
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* Town Apothecary
* Wolf Knight
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Delerium Irae

*Free the burning rage hiding in the soul.*

**Power:** Significant

**Cost:** 1-5 significant charges

**Effect:** This ritual affects one madness meter for each
significant charge expended at the time of casting. For the next lunar
cycle, all failed checks in that meter cause the character to fly into
an unreasoning, murderous rage, attacking anyone and anything in the
immediate vicinity, starting with whatever prompted the check in the
first place. While in the throes of this berserk rage, the subject does
not need to make any other stress checks, although viewing the aftermath
 may require it. The frenzy lasts a number of minutes equal to the tens
digit of the subject's Body score, and leaves the subject exhausted and
listless at the end, with fuzzy memories of what went on during that
time.

If the ritual is cast on an unwilling or unaware subject, the caster
must exceed the Soul stat of the target for it to take effect.
Regardless of target, the affected madness meters are chosen randomly,
although the meter tied to the target's Fear stimulus is always the
first one affected.

**Ritual Action:** On the night of the new moon, form a wax doll of
the target. Include a snippet of hair from the target, and two drops of
blood from a lunatic. Each night until the full moon, bathe the doll in a
 mixture of lamb's blood and mercury, chanting passages from Norse sagas
 that deal with berserkers. By day, keep the doll wrapped in a piece of
bear skin and hidden from the light of the sun. By the time the full
moon arrives, the doll will be stained a silvery-red color.

On the night of the full moon, at midnight, make a charcoal fire in an
iron bowl. Unwrap the doll, cut your left index finger with an iron
knife, and feed the doll three drops of your own blood. Drape the bear
skin around the doll's shoulders like a cloak, and place the doll and
cloak onto the fire. Burn the fire until dawn, when there should be
nothing left but ash. Grind the ash to a fine powder with a mortar and
pestle, and place it in a leather pouch. Blow the powder into the face
of the target when next you encounter him.

**Copyright Rick Neal, posted on the official UA website on July 14 2002**
Univers de Campagne

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The Unwritten Word

A ritual which lets the target of the spell disappear from any kind of record now extant or made in future.

This ritual hails from the dawn of recorded history; in fact it is a
reaction to the recording of history. It has been passed down the
millennia by word-of-mouth only. You won't find a person who knew it in
any history book - that should be proof enough of its power. The ritual
is commonly used on persons, but it can be used for any item as well.
The only prerequisite is that the item must be completely unique; there
may be no other copy or version of the item, nor may there ever have
been one. Note that it might be possible to break the spell by creating
an exact and working copy of the item, but so far this has not been
proven. If the ritual is used on a person the help of a trusted friend
or servant is needed; this person does not need to know the ritual but
must be prepared to lend the caster a hand.

**Cost:**
5 significant charges

**Ritual Action:**
Cover yourself, the recipient of the ritual or the item with symbols of
as many languages and alphabets as you can find with reasonable
research. No symbol may be used twice and the complete body must be
covered with only as much space as needed to still recognize the
symbols. The symbols must be drawn with the blood of the caster at the
time of the new moon. Next the body must be completely encased in wet
clay (breathing holes are allowed). The clay-encased body must be placed
 outside before dawn, and the clay must harden under the sun; the body
may not be moved before sundown. When the sun has disappeared under the
horizon, use a bronze hammer to shatter the clay encasing. The symbols
will have disappeared from the body without a trace.

**Effect:**
From the breaking of the clay onward no written (or in modern days,
filmed, sound-recorded or electronically stored) record of the person or
 item made or already in existence will last long enough to be of
practical use. For modern purposes this means that security video tapes
will be accidentally erased before they can be watched; police reports
will be misplaced or accidentally shredded so that no investigations
will be made; business cards will vanish before the phone numbers on
them will be used or memorized; the possibilities are endless. The only
recording device not affected is memory. Anyone may remember a person on
 whom the ritual was cast, talk about him, know his name and phone
number, and even give them to others, but if the information is written
down it will soon be affected by the magick.

**Copyright Robin, posted on the official UA website on July 18, 2002**
The Ashes of Dr. Frank Kergad

*A cliomancer's failed attempt at immortality.*

Rumors float around the occult underground about a urn full of ashes,
 that, when ritually smoked, imparts great wisdom, power, or knowledge
on the smoker. Rumor has it that Dr. Kergad was an occultist of great
power and knowledge- of what, no one knows. Some say he bound a cruel
one to his service, contacted a Clergy member, or found the skull of the
 Comte De St. Germaine. The consensus is that Dr. Kergad was a powerful
adept (of what, most are unsure) in the late 1960's who died of a heart
attack (or drug overdose, or suicide, or murder...) and had his most
trusted friends ritually cremate him, along with a book containing his
accumulated knowledge and other ritually required items. Dr. Kergad left
 instructions that by rolling his ashes up into a cigarette made out of
papyrus soaked in Earl Grey tea, some of his wisdom would be granted.

The truth is somewhat different.

Dr. Frank Kergad was a successful cliomancer who was a caretaker at
Arlington National Cemetery, earning him copious amounts of significant
charges from his day job. As he aged, Dr. Kergad happened upon stories
about Das Garten, and got an idea that he could do the same, and achieve
 a measure of immortality. As he researched more and more, he became
obsessed with the idea of sticking around after he died. It took him a
few years to prepare, but he eventually discovered a means of ensuring
his soul would be bound into whatever was left of his body. "Dr. Kergad"
 could fill the occult underground with rumors about his magic ashes,
and therefore keep a steady supply of gullible adepts fighting over the
opportunity to be possessed by "Dr. Kergad.” That is what happens if Dr.
 Kergad’s ashes are smoked- he immediately tries to take control.
However, Dr. Kergad didn't discover the entire ritual and his friends
did not perform it correctly, leaving only a spiritual husk bound to the
 ashes. With a soul stat of a measly 40, what remains of Dr. Kergad has
difficulty even possessing, much less taking control of anyone. Unless
Kergad gets lucky, anyone smoking his ashes gets exactly what a
clue-less observer would expect- a lungful of disgusting, toxic smoke.
Luckily, Kergad thought ahead, and by spending an extreme amount of
significant charges, created a self-replicating "rumor virus" that
continues to spread throughout the occult underground. Once the ashes
are all gone (the urn is about half-full, at the moment), Kergads’
revenant will be destroyed.

**Copyright Nick L., posted on the official UA website on July 19 2002**
Phineas Gage’s Tamping Iron

An artifact that was charged accidently by being driven through the
head of a man who has been the subject of neuro-scientific study for
years.

On 13-September-1848 near Cavandish VA a three and a half foot long
peice of iron was blown through the head of one Mr. Phineas Gage.
The damage done to him was severe and most of his left fore-brain was
completely destroyed. More importently so was the personality of Mr.
Gage. Where once he had been a polite, respectful, pious man he was now
rude, quick to anger; in short his personality had been reversed.

The Tamping Iron is commonly thought to be in the Museum of the Medical
College of Harvard University, but in fact it was stolen from there
sometime in the late 1970's by a vengeful Clockworker. Whatever plans the mechanomancer had are lost to the ages, as he was murdered in his
sleep, and the Tamping Iron taken by his killers.

Rumours abound about it's current location but the most often repeated
one is that a Sleeper cell in Cambridge Massachusettes has followed the
clockworkers plans and built a personality reversal machine. This, it
is claimed, is used to... reform... show off Adepts.

**Copyright Mr. Zero, posted on the official UA website on July 24 2002**
Shaun

> *"BABY IS BROKEN IT'S TOO SMALL" - The Final Pam*
>
>

Shaun is the first son of The Final Pam and the only son of Trash Hulk.

Shaun was born sometime before 2077 and was kidnapped by The Institute in 2227. His kidnapping would eventually lead to The Final Pam trying to find him and meeting her new "Sonsband" Roachy.

Shaun would later return as just way too many ghosts on a random hill in the wasteland, and in The Final Pams alternate pocket dimension, where she lived out her best life until escaping fallout 4
Touch the Skyrim

Erotica

**Touch the Skyrim** was a Polygon show starring Griffin McElroy and Nick Robinson. The series consisted of Griffin adding a load of mods onto *The Elders Scrolls V: Skyrim*, a game notable for its modding community, with Nick trying to find every new change made in the game; by each new episode more mods are added to the point of breaking the game, resulting in starting a new story arc from scratch.

The series is seen by many as a spin-off of Monster Factory due to each story arc, five in total, starring a character with unusual traits, similar to the MF episodes centered on games from Bethesda, designed by Todd Howard.

*Touch the Skyrim* started on November 5th 2016, just a couple of days after the release of Skyrim: Special Edition. A series finale was planned to be released and completed in July 2017 but the series was cancelled due to Nick Robinson being fired for sexually harassing people on twitter.

## Characters

Similar to Monster Factory, a character is created whenever they start a new game, albeit with several mods added to the mix, some of which gives new factions for Nick and Griffin to play with. A recurring theme is adding the word "bone" onto the character's name for an added lewd humor.

 Susan Crushbone
 Sagness Jambone
 Nick Griffinbone
Coke Bottle Glasses

```
<jingle> It's the Real Thing </jingle>

```

The Coke Bottle glasses are an extra thick pair of black horn rimmed
eye glasses. Looking through them without wearing them shows the world
as distorted and green tinged as one would expect.

Wearing them initially does this too, but after a full 24 hours of
wearing the glasses the user will find they give him perfect 20/20
vision. They also impart (or improve if present) a Soul skill to the
wearer called 'See The Real Thing' at 10%. This can be improved with
experience as normal.

'See The Real Thing' can be used to see ghosts (especially ones posessing someone), avatars, adepts, and to detect lies.

That's the upside. Here's the downside. First off 'Seeing the Real
Thing' is an Unnatural experience calling for at least a Rank 4
Unnatural check (or higher depending on what is seen). Next each
successful sight of the 'Real Thing' leaves the wearer functionally
blind when without the glasses for a full day. Lastly, after the wearer
has adjusted to the glasses (after the first day), not wearing them when
 awake imparts a 10% penalty on any physical or social skill from the
splitting headache the former wearer suffers.

**Copyright Patrick Reitz, posted on the official UA website July 18 2002**
Christina Gayton

Christina Gayton is a Polygon (dot com) video producer in charge of shortform content on Tiktok and Youtube and occasional long form videos. She has been spotted roaming the streets of New York City clad in the usual attire of the video game character "Mario Mario" which has been assumed to be caused by some sort of mental illness, yet her employment as a video producer has continued.
Kitchen

The **Kitchen** is a location on the first floor in House Party. It is an open area between the Dining Room (where Frank guards the liquor cabinet) and the Living Room (where Stephanie dances).

Notable features of the kitchen are the stove (where you heat up the Coffee for Patrick), the microwave (which is used to prepare Hot Chocolate for Amy), and the sink (where you can get water from the faucet). The refrigerator contains many food items, most notably the Whipped Cream for Stephanie. Next to the refrigerator is a pantry, where the kettle is found.

A large slider door in the kitchen provides access to the Yard, including the Gazebo, the Hot Tub, and the Fire Pit.

## Items

Refrigerator

* Chicken Nuggets
* Chicken
* Chocolate Syrup
* Salmon
* Potatoes
* Whipped Cream
* Soda
* Mayonnaise
* Eggs
* Cucumber
* Salami

Pantry

* Kettle

Counter

* Toaster
* Spoon
* Natty Lite

Cabinet

* Mug
* Popcorn

Trash Can

* Money Makers Monthly

Floor

* Sweeties (after failing Hunt the Hunk)
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Todd Howard

Todd Howard made Skyrim and Fallout.

He is very good personal friends with Justin and Griffin, and is less commonly known on the darkweb as "Bethany Esda"

   He is mortal enemies with the creature known as The Final Pam due to being incredibly scared of her power, going so far as trying to keep her trapped under the world in a subterranean ocean. This was however not nearly enough as she easily escaped into another dimension where she lived out the rest of her life with her many husbands and children. It is unknown how Todd reacted to this but what we do know is that he went on to under his pseudonym "Bethany Esda" to create his magnum opus Fallout 76 wich featured a nod to his before this bitter rival seemingly having made peace that he would never be able to stop her from ruining all games ever.
Codsworth

> "*Three arm Metal Husband" - The Final Pam*
>
>

Codsworth or "Metal Husband" is a Mister Handy Robot owned by The Final Pam and Trash Hulk who would eventually become The Final Pam's second husband.

## Background

Codsworth is a Mister Handy robotic butler that was purchased by either The Final Pam or Trash Hulk  sometime Before 2077. The Final Pam would eventually start having romantic feelings for Codsworth and started calling him "Metal Husband". The Final Pam and Codsworth would eventually have a baby that was a Coffee Tin with a face. Trash Hulk never knew of the baby or Their relationship. in 2287 Codsworth became The Final Pam's second husband
The Toad

The toad in action

The Toad, or as Nintendo of America calls him, Toad, was created by Patrick Gill of Polygon.com.

As you can see, this good, good Toad is fairly similar to the standard Nintendo Toad, with one key difference. The Toad's lower body has been replaced with a pair of grown man's legs in an adult diaper. Classic Comedy.

Patrick Gill first tweeted the Toad on April 7th, 2017, and still has yet to receive a retweet from the official Nintendo of America twitter.
Turbofamily

The Turbofamily is the family of Turbovicki consisting of her and her daughters Turbojanet and Turbosusan. As suggested by The McElroy brothers its also possible that The final pam and Parrapa the Rapper also be included if its once and for all proven in a court of law that they infact are the parents of Turbovicki this is however currently unkown.
FMV Quest

A series in which Justin "Hoops" McElroy plays FMV (Full Motion Video) games, sometimes accompanied by a guest.

Justin is the foremost FMV scholar of our times and has chosen to document his cutting-edge research in these videos.

The show initially ran for 5 episodes in 2017-18 on Polygon, and was resurrected in 2021 on the McElroy Family youtube channel.

The full series can be watched here (bc polygon's playlists suuuuck)

It is currently unknown if Justin will return to play the in-development full-motion waluigi game featuring Brian David Gillbert, currently in development by Nintendo. But many fans live in hope while collecting small scraps of bread from passerbys on the street while dressed in a little cap and a deep brown coat.
Invisible Clergy Wiki

## Welcome to the Invisible Clergy Wiki

A wiki for the Unknown Armies role-playing game, wherein fan-made material is rescued from the ether and thrown screaming back into our reality.

This material was largely written for the 2nd edition of the game. Upgrades to 3rd edition may or may not be forthcoming.

You Did It.

## Categories

* Adepts
* Avatars
* Rituals
* Artifacts
* Cabals
* Dukes

## Latest activity

Photos and videos are a great way to add visuals to your wiki. Find videos about your topic by exploring Fandom's Video Library.
Dino-Lansbury

**Dino-Lansbury** is the prehistoric version of british actress Angela Lansbury of *Murder, She Wrote* fame, who sank into a time portal and entered an alternate time period where humans and dinosaurs coexisted, stucking there for all eternity solving dino-related crimes.

## Appearance

Dino-Lansbury was the result of changing the gender of an extremely buffed man on the fly. Her left eye is wide shut and her left eyebrow very low. The more notable aspect of her face is the giant neck which almost fuses the head with the rest of the body.

Her body has short legs, a giant torso, large hips, small shoulders, big hands to grab as many clues as possible and small, thin arms so she can infiltrate on acommunity of T-Rexes.

## Personality

Despite her intentions of solving mysteries and murders, Dino-Lansbury is a very agressive woman, punching creatures whenever she likes to. However, the longer she beats a dinosaur, the more she's willing to defecate over it. She's also expert on confectionery, grabing various types of berries and dinosaur poop to produce jam. She's also an extremely good swimmer and a lumberjack. She's very prone to scatological humor.

## In Monster Factory

In Dino-Lansbury's only appearance, Dino-crime in ARK: Survival Evolved, she begins her mission in finding crimes to solve by punching dinosaurs to death. She eventually find a dead human's body, which then she assumes that were both a small dinosaur and a dodo who killed him. After killing both animals, she poops over the dodo.

In the water she fights a giant turtle, which in turn it fights back, breaking Dino's arms and legs and almost killing her in the proccess, however the turtle suddenly dies before she drowns, being unable to swim to the shore.

After being revived she breaks into another person's base, castung some wreckage and stealing its pets' food. She eventually gets enough resources to craft a pair of pants and a shirt, even though it gets dirty immediately due to Dino's uncontrolable need to poop. After a pterodactyl accidentally landed over her fireplace its owner, Bjorn, apologised for what happened and offered her a pair of flak boots. Unfortunately for her the pterodactyl destroyed the fireplace and pooped all over her food, making Dino-Lansbury writing passive-agressive notes and share them to other dwellers. Bjorn went back, apologised yet again and offerd cooked meat. Despite her generosity, she couldn't handle living in the wild and decided to commit suicide.

## Quotes

* It's time to solve a mystery;
* Hey, dino-criminals, get a clue;
* Take a T-Rex bite out of crime!
* It's time to veloci-WRAP-tor this case up!
* Hey baby \*wink\*;
* Thank you! Bjorn is my dude <3<3<3

Your dino took a dump on my food fire tho;

It's cool though thx for the boots.

For real though shit all up on my steaks.

Hahaha it's cool though, great boots dude.

Lil hungry tho.

Just checked, he got it on all my steaks.

There wasn't a single one left unshitted.

Haha it's good it's good.

Gonna try eating these boots I guess.
SEO Play

Simone, mother of daddies

**SEO Play** was a series where polygon's favorite bisexual goth, Simone, told us all about upcoming video games, in the weirdest way possible.

### Premise

The idea behind the show was that by using Google auto-complete, you could find some pretty weird questions about upcoming games, but Simone learned that when the questions aren't weird, you have to *make* them weird. SEO Play was also Simone's first show at Polygon, making iconic the set that would later be used for Video Game Theatre. This show also introduced us to Simone's undying love for dads, unquenchable thirst for blood, and many facets of her personality.

#### Episode List

**Season One**

1. Top Ten Questions About No Man's Sky

 A silky voiced and baby faced Simone drinks wine and answers our questions about No Man's Sky.

2. Top Seven Questions About Deux Ex: Mankind Divided

Simone drinks an ominous golden brown liquid with ice in it, and tells us about robots.

3. Top Six Questions About Resident Evil 4 Remastered

Simone drinks from a comically large glass of wine and terrifies all of us. This also when SEO Play takes shape as really, really weird.

4. Will WoW: Leigon Be Good?

 5. Is XCOM 2 Fixed Yet?

 6. 7 Burning Questions About Bioshock: The Collection

Simone informs us that she is not a woman but an omnipitent god-like creature inhabiting a soft flesh body.

7. 8 Big Questions About Destiny: Rise of Iron

8. 7 Explosive Questions About Mafia 3

 9. Final Fantasy XV is Bad, and Other Stories Google Told Us

10. Gears of War 4: Who Lives And Who Dies But Like, Without Spoilers

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Jeff Ramos

Jeff

## Overview

Jeff Ramos was a journalist at Polygon.com and is also a great artist and graphic designer.

He is no longer with the company, He is polygone but never poly forgotten.

## Series

Jeff isn't often on camera, but you can find him on Overboard, Jackbox, or Yellface with Simone.

## Personality

Jeff is a kind man but untrustworthy as heck. He is not great at lying or telling the truth and seems really heckin stressed all the darn time.

## Trivia

Jeff draw real good.

Jeff has never lied.

Jeff loves karaoke.

Jeff has won first place at a DDR tournament, so it's safe to assume that Jeff has got the moves.

Jeff used to scream in a Donald Duck voice on the way to the gym in New York, because it's impossible to whisper as Donald Duck.
Scrundler

Scrundler is a cardboard friend that Brian David Gilbert created as a child, featured in the polygon show Week in Revue. He is shown to have the ability to inhabit other’s bodies, teleport, and possibly kill. Scrundle’s main motivation is to hang out with Brian, and eliminate anyone he sees as competition for his friendship. His first appearance is in the episode Metal Gear & Labo Friends, where Brian

## Scrundler

 refers to him as ”my only friend”. He mails himself to Griffin McElroy, and we can only assume he destroyed him completely. He then possesses Jenna Stoeber, asking why Brian ignores him through card stock signs, his favorite material. When these signs prove ineffective, he reveals himself, obliterating Jenna in the process. When Brian finally confronts Scrundler directly, he apologizes for his crimes and disappears forever, returning Jenna (who seems to believe she was on vacation the whole time). Scrundler‘s true nature is mysterious. A cardboard demon, a product of Brian’s hubris, or simply a figment of his imagination. Who knows? Not Brian.
Raandyy

Raandyy Himself

Raandyy is Griffin McElroy‘s Vegan, Pacifist character in the Polygon Series “PeaceCraft“

Mere moments after being born Raandyy rejected violence by throwing the two daggers he'd been born with on the ground. He would later regret this as he considerd he probably should've sold them instead. He soon went into a grand adventure across the many lands of WoW while staying true to his morals of non violence.
Mëlissa

Mëlissa's girlfriend is very proud of her.

Currently cosplaying sly cooper

It was at Mëlissa's girlfriend's request that Mëlissa started to cosplay as shy Cooper, which is good since that is where she gets all her fighting power from. She has been known to hang out in multiple places around Soul calliber 5, most notably Mëlissa's place, a room wich she created and waited a whole calendar month for any opponents to show up. When they eventually did, Mëlissa learned the power of friendship and didn't beat them (which she easily could've). She later went on to beat Leatherdaddy Voldo in a first-to-five match, after which she ate an apple, met Alf, John Boehner, and Jim Caviezel, all of whom are part of the video game Sould Calliber 5.
Russ Frushtick

Russ Frushtick is Polygon's senior editor and an all-around very good boy. He hosted most of the Awful Squad live streams, suggesting that he may be the most powerful person at Polygon. We all love him very much.

He is a Law-Abiding Citizen, but sometimes the little voice in his head Justin McElroy tells him to do bad things.

Although his exact birthdate has not been confirmed, Travis McElroy confirmed on Twitter that he and Russ are the same age.
Trash Hulk

Trash Hulk is a character created on Monster Factory during the episode "Fallout 4: Episode 1".He was The Final Pam's husband before the war and very often was victim of bullying.

## Appearance

Trash Hulk was conceived to be the complete opposite of The Final Pam: dark skinned, with a big bulbus nose, blonde bald hair and muttons which makes him look like Hulk Hogan, hence his name, a scar on his forehead and very, very tall, so much so that he actually hits with his head on the ceiling. Being the complete opposite of Pam, he's also very, very weak, not being able to stand up after Pam destroys the neighborhood.

## Personality and Rationships

Trash happens to be a very naive, goofy person, as well not very intelligent. He's very protective and very often he's seen carrying his baby, Shaun, even moreso than his mother.

He loves Pam, however he's often very bullied by his wife, with her constantly changing his body height and suffering with its effects on gravity, although he doesn't seem to mind. He's not aware of Pam's secret love with Metal Husband, much less that with Roachie.

## In Monster Factory

> *Main Article: The Ballad of Pam*
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The first episode of The Ballad of Pam begins with the choice of either Trash Hulk or The Final Pam, with the latter being voted as the most popular one for this story arc. At the wake of the nuclear war, vault dwellers steal his baby and kill him, with Pam being unable to resurrect him, either unintentionally or on purpose.

### Trash Hulk 2.0

In Limboston, the name given to the limbo version of Boston, Massachusetts, Pam decides to build a new version of Trash from scratch for a final family photo, alongside her other husbands, before she'd fade away to the ocean.

## Trivia

* Trash Hulk was the first of two Monster Factory character to become an NPC rather than being played by either Griffin or Justin McElroy, the other NPC-only creation being Pan Pan..
Clayton Ashley

Clayton in Polygon video "We figured out how to do a good Star Wars".

## Overview

Clayton Ashley is a Polygon dot com video producer and resident Armored core enjoyer. However, unlike most of the other video producers, he spends most of the time behind the camera. He is an amazing cameraman and editor and also has a great beard.

Clayton is the bedrock upon which all of Polygon rests. Everyone say "thank you, Clayton".

Shaving may cause immediate hostility and later death

## Series

Clayton is the cameraman for both Unraveled and Overboard and does most of the editing for Overboard and, more recently, Monster Factory. He's also been known to star in episodes of Overboard.

He also co-hosted the short series We Fought A Zoo with Pat Gill.

## Personality/Trivia

Clayton often edits the Overboard videos in ways that make them callout posts about Pat Gill. Why he does this, we do not know.

Clayton does not whoop well for 69. BDG is working on this flaw.

He is an entrepreneur, mostly aiming for the horny demographic

He invented the Family-Nut (tm)

He is a fellow logisticts enjoyer
Griffin's Amiibo Corner

He Monch

Griffin's amiibo Corner was a show in which 30 under 30 Media Luminary Griffin McElroy tries out Nintendo's new Amiibos by putting them in his mouth.

The show ended as Griffin left Polygon, meaning that nobody actually stopped him from doing this, somehow. It's quite possible that simply nobody wanted to acknowledge it.

## Intro

"Hello and welcome to Griffin's Amiibo Corner. I'm Griffin and this is an Amiibo; a delightful new creation from Nintendo that blends both toy and game alike. If plugged into the right games, Amiibos can unlock new modes, characters, and features."
Buzzbo

The Buzzbo himself

The Buzzbos are that bee from the bee movie with Jerry Sienfeld. They elvolved out of what was shreck the movie but due to being too powerfull they were stolen by Will Wright and became hostile to the newly born again shreck the movies. It is unknown if the Buzzbo race ever made it further than the little dwelling that they stayed in but lets hope they didnt.
Boy-Mayor

**The Boy-Mayor of Second Life** is among the most popular Monster Factory characters; the thickest boy you could ever imagine. He launched a successful political campaign alongside his first mate Totinos against Duran Duran. Both have destroyed several Second Life locations in the process.

## Appearance

### Default Boy-Mayor

One of the shortest Monster Factory characters, Boy-Mayor is stubby with thick, short arms and legs and a giant belly/groin hybrid. His head is notable for his sheared face, as well his big eyes, large ears bulbous nose and massive chin. His head is about 25% of his body mass.

His default, formal attire is a regular tuxedo with shorts and pockets full of gravy. He accessorizes with a boot on his head.

## Personality

### Abilities

* **Flight:** The Boy-Mayor is able to fly with no limits - aside from locations he has been banned from.
* **Cone Creation:** The Boy-Mayor may create cones from nothing.
* **Body Transmutation:** The Boy-Mayor can change from various human forms to dog form at will.

## Quotes

* "I'm not even going to count calories. All the funnel cakes I can eat."
* "I'll splash the park whenever I want!"
* "Glug! It's so delicious!"
* "What's up everybody? I THINK DOGS SHOULD *VOTE*!"
Karen Han

Photo taken from Han's twitter

Karen Han used to be an entertainment reporter for Polygon.com and a returning Overboard cast member. check out her more recent work on www.karenhan.org

## Personal Life

Karen Han attended Bryn Mawr (maurmaur from twice) College, where she graduated in 2013 with a degree in Art History.

Since then, she has worked at The MoMA, The Whitney Museum of American Art, Playwrights Horizon, and The Daily Beast, among others.

She has been a contributing writer for outlets such as The New York Times, The Atlantic, Vanity Fair, VICE, The Village Voice, and NYMag/Vulture, and she was a Documentary Feature Competition Juror for SXSW in 2019 (cool!).

She became a culture writer for Vox in July 2018, moving over to Polygon in November 2018. On October 30th, 2020, she announced that it was her last day at Polygon. cwies 🥹👉👈 She is Polygone, but not Polyforgotten.

## Personality

a sweetheart

Brave - (the bravest person Brennan Lee Mulligan knows)

The only one in Polygon who can solve a murder (#sculpturebug)

## Trivia

* She takes very lovely photographs
* She was president and music director of her college A Capella group, Extreme Keys A Capella
* Knows Korean, Japanese, and French (hot damn girl)
* She can eat any plant, she just won't survive it
* Currently is ~~dating~~ engaged to Brian David Gilbert
* (did she make that raven costume mask cause that was so good y'all)
* Really wants to double down on her sculpture bug theory
* As demonstrated by her Instagram perfume reviews, she has a transcendent knowledge of natural elements and minerals, suggesting that she is either some form of druid or an incarnation of the goddess Persephone
* She can sing amazingly
* She has a song "Slowly" that is very good
* I love her so much she's so cool and pretty and nice
	+ Here's a thread of her singing: https://twitter.com/karenyhan/status/1012796957872607233
SHRECK

## SHRECK (THE MOVIE)

One of SHRECK's many forms

SHRECK is The McElroy brothers final fuck you to will wright after he stole both JAA'M and Buzzbo from them (may they rest in peace). Evolving originally on "Spore is a bad video game" located somewhere in the galaxy SHRECK quickly evolved almost as if it was speedrunning the same spore video again...
Metal Baby

Metal Baby Strong

Final Pam's second child, and the first child she had with Metal Husband. Due to Metal Baby's multiplicity it is unkown if there is some sort of hivemind or clones situation, but in the context of the whole senario, does it really matter?

## Appearance

Metal Baby looks like a tin can with a red lid and a wrap on body of the can depicting the face of a baby. The baby is fair with light brown hair, and the background behind the baby is a light yellow.

## Trivia

* Although Metal Baby may appear weak, it can survive the blast of a nuclear bomb.
Overboard

*"Welcome to Overboard: Polygon's Board and Card game show."*

## Games

Overboard is different from Polygon's other shows, as it doesn't focus on one specific game. Instead, the group plays a different card or board game each time.

Most of the games contain a hidden roleplaying component, adding a layer of hilarity as you watch everyone turn on their coworkers.

Side note: Simone is always guilty. Simone has always done it. Don't trust Simone. Why are you trusting her? She has a face that shows she is lying. Stop trusting her. Oh god. There they go. They're all dead. Fuck.

You can trust Jeff. That's okay. Jeff has never lied.

## Members

Unlike Other Polygon Shows, Overboard does not have a set group of members, with a different group of people playing each episode.

The show instead features a rotating cast of Polygon employes aswell as personalities from around Vox media

Overboard has also hosted special guests Jacob Batalon, Brennan Lee Mulligan from College Humor and Matt Mercer.

The reason for the lack of continuity is unknown but probably has to do with Simone killing the losers of the games and only bringing them back when needed.

## Quotes

*"I thought we were going hard."* - Simone de Rochefort, Ep 13

*"I am the worst sheriff ever."*

*"The best policy is honesty."*

*"Please, don't touch another player's sack without asking first."*

*"My art degree is crying under my bed right now."*

*"CLIPPY!"*

*"POWER BOTTOM!"*

*"He's playing the Himbo of the team."*

*"You're all fired. Even the winners."* - Tara Long, Ep 5

*”Sculpture Bug! SCULPTURE BUG!”* - Karen Han, Ep 10

*"There's always too many dukes."* - (Unknown), Ep 12

*"Then Perish."* - Pat Gill, to Brennan Lee Mulligan, Ep 12

*"What's a marsupial?"* - Brian David Gilbert, Ep 13

*"You played me like a fiddle, Gilbert!"* - Brennan Lee Mulligan, Ep 13

*From Ep 17:*

> Patrick: The way my brain works, someone saying that to me, that's not normal, for me that's like "oh god what did I do"
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> Jenna: what is a normal greeting for you fucking nerds?
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> Brian: when you have social anxiety, any greeting is a weird greeting!
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> Jenna: well, apparently!
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> Allegra: anytime anyone gestures to Pat he has a panic attack anyway, so it doesn't really matter what they say
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> Patrick: a normal greeting for me is "hello, I'm not mad at you for anything you've ever said or done-"
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> Brian: if you had said- if you had said "m'lady", then it would have been way normal for Pat!
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Will Wright

Pictured: Will Wright Stealing a child

Will wright is the evil incarnate behind the "Video Game" known as Spore. Spore was created as a tool of war to create and genetically develop the perfect war machine... At first it seemed as if the Spore military program had failed but in 2016 it reached completion... During the monster factory episode Monster Factory: Reviving The Shrek Franchise With Spore we see this in practice. After creating the creature known as buzzbo, Justin and Griffin McElroy had it stolen by Will Wright in an automated process. The buzzbo is yet to be deployed in an active warzone but when it is we will all suffer.
Waddle DeeDee

Look at her go.

Waddle DeeDee is the protagonist of Nintendo's new Kirby VR game, as who is better to demonstrate the power of VR than the slack-jawed bean bag pillow better known as Kirby?

In this game, you are playing against Kirby as to get the full bodacious experience of that cosmic chungus while trying te avoid being sucked in head first to the abyss of his stomach.

Waddle DeeDee is a low-level enemy that changes powers by changing accessories who might be Jennas Kirby world OC. You can have him for Free Nintendo, think of all the opportunities she's giving you. Jenna is giving you a gift. so you better say thank you and not ignore her like you ignored Pat's toad.

Jenna's been refining her 3-D rendering for months now and she's perfect.
The Snickerty-Snackerty Man

*Want to forget? Here's someone who can help.*

```
Here comes the Snickety-Snackerty Man.  His services are

whispered of in the Occult Underground, half as threat, half

as promise.  For the Snickerty-Snackerty Man can reach

inside your head with those long, long fingernails of his,

and *snick* *snack* there goes a memory.

Want to relive the first time you tasted pistachio icecream?

 *snick* *snack* there goes the first time.

Want to reread Shakespeare, or Tim Powers, or Dirk Allen for

the first time, to experience that sense of wonder again?

*snick* *snack* and the books are an unknown land to you.

Want to experience the rush of first love?  *snick* *snack*

and you've never loved before.

And there you are, free to experience these things again.

Of course, you can't quite remember the name of the little

girl who had strawberry when you had pistachio, or the smell

of the cut grass in Central Park on that hot summer night

when he read Othello's part with such majesty, or the name

of your wife and children.

But that's not important *snick* *snack* .

```

**Copyright jfs, posted on the official UA website on July 25, 2002**