Lambert Natalus

> "Hey. Hey. Hey you. Wanna' try a potion?"
>
> -Lambert three times a day

Lambert Natalus is a Tiefling (with a bit of Drow) who loves mixing things together and seeing what the results are, whether it be through making random potions, cooking, or procreating with other species. He's a chipper young (in spirit) man at heart who lives life perhaps a bit too optimistically.

## Lambert Natalus

### Relatives

* Ava [Half-Avariel Child]
* Hugh [Half-Human Child]
* Yuan [Half-Yuan Ti Child]
* Geeno [Half-Gnome Child]

### Occupation

* Pirate
* Alchemist

## Overview

A rather excitable laid back man who just wants to be free to travel the world. As a kid, he was always held back from exploring, due to his weakened constitution, but after turning to alchemy and technology, he realized he could do anything he set his mind to if he used tools to bolster himself. He doesn't have any lofty goals; he just wants to experience as much as he can during his relatively short life—and create things. He *really* wants to create things.

A perfect day to him is simply traveling around, meeting new people, and helping whoever's in need. He's joined many an 'adventuring party,' helping them out on their quests, putting his healing potential and flying capabilities to good use. Before joining Eka's crew, whenever he needed extra money, he hunkered down for a bit and created magical items to sell, until he had enough gold to get by once more. Now he has a salary and free room and board, which he both likes and dislikes, as he did enjoy the thrill of having to find new places to sleep every night.

## History

Born to Tiefling and Drow movie stars, but he did not much care for the life of glamor outside of the clothing. He went to college for Chemistry, but while he enjoyed the process of experimentation, he found it rather bland to simply develop potions to sell to large businesses. Confident in his abilities to get by on commission and potion sales alone, in his mid-thirties, he decides decides to leave the stationary life behind and start traveling the world. He quickly finds the thrill of creating potions from wild plants far more fun than having everything at his immediate disposal in a lab, and when Eka pays his world a visit, offering travel to *other planes,* he is eager to join, in hopes to find even *more* interesting new ingredients to create chemical reactions with.

## Trivia

* His parents and him are both big cheese fans. His name is a type of cheese.
* When it comes to experiments, he likes the thrill of the unknown more than how potent the results are (though potent potions *do* tend to be more exciting).

* He has a great sense of taste and smell, but also has a very liberal tasting palate. He can tell if something 'doesn't taste good,' but it doesn't phase him nearly as much as most would.

* He likes making people happy, and children seem to enjoy his 'magic' the most, so he tends to prefer spending time with them over adults. He tends to not charge children for his services—or he'll at least charge the parent at a discount.

* He tends to be very prepared, despite his laid back personality. He may look like he's an easy target, but in reality, he's always on the lookout and tends to have protections set up if he ever is ambushed.

* With his wings, Freedom of Movement Spells, and Cloak of the Manta Ray, he cannot be bound by land, wind, or water. He can travel anywhere—except to other planes or heavily-guarded areas—but Eka's ship helps with the former.

* He's excited by the mystery and intrigue of seeing what traits kids will get from different species procreating. As such, he's had a lot of partners (including potentially some he's paid money to have a kid with). He likes intercourse for the kids more than the sex itself, and he cherishes every one.
	+ He's terrible at naming things, all his kids being named after the species he procreated with (Ava the Avariel, Hugh the Human, Yuan the Yuan-Ti Pureblood, Geeno the Gnome, Drya the Drider, Crys the Chrysoberyl, Elfa the Elf). If he named himself, he'd have been called 'Tief.'
	+ He has four living kids, and three dead kids.

## Relationships

**Eka Meritt:** His current employer. A little scary, but she's pretty chill about what her crew does during their freetime, and he appreciates that. He joined her crew not so much for the job itself, but simply as a chance to explore worlds he never had access to before, excited to find new ingredients to experiment on.

**Moxxi:** The two get along well, as both are pretty fun-loving and laid back. Moxxi's love of gambling allows Lambert to try as many experimental potions as he wants on the goblin, as well as his cooking. They don't take their time on the ship too seriously when they're together. Lambert is responsible for creating Moxxi's crystal eye, and the two may be trying joint combat training in the future, Moxxi raining wizardly hellfire down upon their enemies while Lambert flies him around.

**Emret (Don't know spelling):** They may get along well, as they both love their experiments and share a lab together. Lambert doesn't appreciate how the man always smokes in the lab, but he never confronts him with hostility about it, at most, nicely asking him to stop or putting up playful (yet also desperate) 'No Smoking' signs around the lab. Lambert's kids may get on his nerves.