Nico gets sent to Military School!

**Nico gets sent to Military School!** is the 6th episode of The Misadventures of Nico Yazawa.

## Plot

After Nico's misbehavior, her mother decides to send her to military school, much to Nico's shock.

## Characters

### The μ's

* Honoka Kousaka
* Rin Hoshizora
* Umi Sonoda
* Eli Ayase
* Nozomi Toujou
* Hanayo Koizumi
* Maki Nishikino
* Kotori Minami
* Nico Yazawa

### School Staff

* Xander (Fire Emblem Fates)
* Takumi (Fire Emblem Fates)
* Arthur (Fire Emblem Fates)
* Camilla
* Keaton
* Charlotte
* Sawako Yamanaka

### Supporting Characters

* Nico Yazawa's Mother
* Cocoro Yazawa
* Cocoa Yazawa
* Cotaro Yazawa
* Pingy the Ice Koopa
* Cirno
* Felicia
* Fawful
* Cody

## Transcript

* [The episode starts with Nico sleeping in her bed]
* [However, Charlotte blows a horn onto Nico's head, waking Nico up]
* Charlotte: "WAKE UP SOLDIER! TIME TO GO TO MILITARY SCHOOL!" [she begins to whisper to self] "Why i'm acting so serious?"
* Nico: "Why the f\*ck am i going to Military School?!?"
* Nico's Mother: "Because you misbehave too much young lady!"
* [Charlotte picks up Nico and pushes her to Sawako's car, enters it, and the car drives to Military School]
* Nico: "Noooo!"
* [Meanwhile at Military School...]
* [Nico is with Pingy, Cirno, Felicia, Fawful, and Cody]
* Arthur: "Alright maggots! Since this is your first time in Military School, you're gonna obey me no matter what! Or you shall face the taste of Justice!"
* Nico: "Excuse me! But, can we at least get the f\*ck out of this h\*llhole?!"
* Arthur: "You just started yourself 20 push-ups!!!"
* Nico: "You didn't tell me that before!"
* Arthur: "That's 40 push-ups! Or your whole squad does push-ups!"
* Pingy: "Nico, if you make us do push-ups, i promise i will kick your butt back to Otonokizaka High School..."
* Fawful: "YOU HAVE NO FURY!!!" [He yells to Nico while saying that]
* Nico: "I would rather let them do it with me!"
* Felicia: "Just stop already, okay?"
* [Felicia begins to do push-ups]
* Arthur: "Now drop and give me 60 push-ups Nico!"
* [Nico begins to do push-ups]
* [After Nico does the 60 push-ups...]
* [Nico feels exhausted]
* Nico: "I...am...so...tired!"
* Arthur: "Now guys, we will run this obstacle course!"
* [Arthur points to the obstacle course while he says that]
* Nico: "What?!"
* [Nico, Pingy, Felicia, Cirno, Fawful, and Cody do the wheel running in the obstacle course.]
* [Nico stops running]
* Felicia: "Wait, Nico! Don't stop!"
* Nico: "Go without me guys! I'm gonna take a break!"
* [Nico holds up a water bottle and attempts to drink it, but Keaton snatches it.]
* Keaton: "You can't drink or eat anything on the obstacle course!"
* Nico: "WHAT THE F\*CK IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU CREEP?!"
* Keaton: "Don't swear!"
* [After the obstacle course...]
* [Pingy, Nico, Cirno, Felicia, Fawful, and Cody are in their tent]
* Nico: [Whispers to the others] "Hey guys, wanna escape this Military School?"
* Felicia: "I don't know..."
* Cody: "I'll escape with you Nico!"
* Pingy: "I'm just gonna stay with Felicia."
* Fawful: "I'll escape with Fink-rat Nico!"
* Nico: "Then let's escape guys!"
* Cirno: "Don't forget me!"
* [Nico, Fawful, Cirno, and Cody sneaks out of the tent and decide to go to Sawako's car, but the keys are missing.]
* Cirno: "The keys are gone!"
* Xander and Takumi: "WHO'S THERE?!"
* Fawful: "FINK RATS!" [Fawful vacuums up Cirno and Nico with his Vacuum Helmet, and Cody gets shot by Xander's Siegfried and Takumi's arrow]
* [Fawful uses the Jet-Pack on his Vacuum Helmet to get away]
* [Takumi aims his bow and arrow to Fawful and fires another arrow, but the arrow misses.]
* Takumi: "NOHRIAN SCUM!"
* Xander: "Dude, i'm Nohrian. And these guys aren't even Nohrians."
* Takumi: "Oh, right."
* [When Fawful made it to Nico's home, his Vacuum Helmet spits Nico out and she gets launched to her room from the window ]
* Nico: "Mom! I finished Military School!"
* Nico's Mother: "What?!"
* Nico: "They said that i am a good girl and i behaved very well!"
* [Nico smiles]
* Nico's Mother: "I'll call them on phone."
* Nico: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
* [Nico's mother calls Sawako in the phone]
* Nico's Mother: [In the phone] "Is it true Nico behaved?"
* [Nico is scared]
* Sawako: [in the phone] "No. She escaped. With everyone else except Felicia and Pingy."
* Nico: "Sawako's a liar, don't even listen to that creep!"
* Nico's Mother: [Still in the phone] "Oh. I'll punish her soon." [hangs phone, and takes out a belt, Nico gulps.]
* Nico: "I'm...I'm...gonna go to Honoka's sleepover!" [She attempts to go to her bedroom's door to get out, but it's locked]
* [Nico's Mother spanks Nico with the belt]
* Nico: "MOM! I'M TOO OLD TO GET SPANKED!" [she cries while saying this]
* Nico's Mother: "WHO CARES?!"
* [After her mom spanks her, Nico gets her iPhone out and she gets a new message from Honoka that says "Hey Nico! Wanna have a slumber party at my house tonight?"]
* Nico: "Hey mom! May i go to Honoka's slumber party?"
* Nico's Mother: "No. You're grounded."
* [Cocoro, Cocoa, and Cotaro walk in]
* Cocoro: "Mom, what's happening?"
* [Cotaro breaks a Nico's Mother's expensive plate at the kitchen]
* Cotaro: "Mom! Nico broke your plate again!"
* Nico's Mother: "NICO! YOU CANNOT LEAVE HOME OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL PURPOSES FOR 3 MONTHS!"
* Nico: "WHY YOU LITTLE..." [Nico strangles Cotaro]
* [Nico's mother stops Nico from strangling Cotaro]
* Nico's Mother: "GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!"
* Nico: "Oh yeah? FALCON PUNCH!!!" [Nico attempts to Falcon Punch her mother, but she fails]
* Nico's Mother: "GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!"
* [Nico's Mother pushes Nico to Nico's bedroom, and Nico's Mother locks her door]
* Nico: "Good thing i still got my Classic DS!" [Nico plays "Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story" on her DS and puts the volume on mute]
* [Sawako and Charlotte break though the window and take away Nico's DS]
* Sawako: "No playing games while grounded!"
* [The door is unlocked and Cocoro walks in]
* Cocoro: "Nico, will you please stop acting like a spoiled brat?!"
* Nico: "You cant tell me what to do!"
* [Nico kicks Cocoro in the face, Cocoro cries]
* Cocoro: "MOMMY!"
* [Fawful comes through Nico's broken window and Vacuums up Nico's DS and launches it to Nico's hands]
* Fawful: "I HAVE FURY!"
* [Fawful blasts Nico's Mother out of the window]
* [Sawako and Charlotte gasp.]
* [Charlotte attempts to hit  Fawful with her iron axe, but Fawful vacuums up Charlotte's axe with his vacuum helmet]
* Charlotte: "My axe!"
* [Arthur, Takumi and Xander break though the door, and Takumi shoots an arrow on Fawful's Vacuum helmet.]
* [Fawful's vacuum helmet explodes, dropping Charlotte's axe]
* Fawful: "FINK RAT! NOW IS WHEN I RAM YOU!"
* [Fawful attempts to ram Arthur, Takumi, and Xander by rolling towards them]
* [Arthur guards Xander and Takumi, and Xander launches yet another ranged attack blow from his Siegfried towards Fawful, which results in Fawful getting launched out of the window]
* Takumi: "We're done now."
* [Nico runs out of her bedroom to go to Honoka's Slumber Party]
* Nico: "SAYONARA SUCKERS!!!" [She points a middle finger at them]
* Takumi: "Or not."
* [The group chases Nico]
* [Nico puts on her own version of Sonic's shoes and she spin dashes to Honoka's Slumber Party]
* Takumi: "That Nohrian scum is cheating!"
* [Keaton, as a werewolf, stops Nico.]
* [When she made it to Honoka's Slumber Party]
* Nico: "HONOKA! IM HERE!"
* Umi: "Honoka! She's here!"
* Kotori: "Good timing Nico!"
* Nico: "What are we gonna do at the slumber party?"
* Hanayo: "Well, ummm, we're gonna have pillow fights, or umm, video games night?"
* Nico: "Oh!"
* [Someone knocks on the door, Honoka opens the door, and it's Takumi, Xander and Nico's Mother]
* Honoka: "Hello guys! Are you here for a slumber party?"
* Xander: "Actually, we're here to bring Nico back home, since she ran away from home, and that she is grounded."
* [Honoka gasps]
* Nico: "Don't listen to them Honoka, they're liars!"
* [Nico decides to push Kotori Minami out of the window, which results in Kotori being injured badly]
* Kotori: "I can't move!"
* Nico: "Ha! That's what you get chipmunk!"
* [Eli gasps]

WIP

## Trivia

* The people who attended Military School:
	+ Pingy the Ice Koopa (For clumsiness behavior)
	+ Nico Yazawa (For misbehavior)
	+ Cirno (For stupidity)
	+ Felicia (Same as Pingy)
	+ Fawful (For Engrish (Bad English) Grammar)
	+ Cody (Dying too much)
* Pingy's bucket and shoes' color are camouflage instead of cyan, due to the fact that he's in Military School.
* This is the first appearance of Cocoro & Cocoa Yazawa.

### Cultural References

* Nico saying "Why you little..." and strangling Cotaro is a reference to Homer's quote and strangling Bart from *The Simpsons*.
* Fawful appears to make references to his past quotes from *Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga* and *Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story*.