Daisy - Ringo Starr - US

## Description

My sixth attempt to make a Ringo Starr US episode. It is Daisy.

## Transcript (only made by ThomasandFriendsRingoStarrAlecBaldwinandMichaelBrandon)

* Ringo Starr: Percy and Toby were worried. Thomas' recent accident had caused a great deal of trouble. And Sir Topham Hatt was waiting for them with important news.
* (Percy and Toby stop)
* Sir Topham Hatt: Here.
* Ringo Starr: He said.
* Sir Topham Hatt: Is Daisy, the diesel railcar who has come to help while Thomas is uh, indispose.
* (Daisy's theme plays)
* Percy: Please, sir.
* Ringo Starr: Asked Percy.
* Percy: Will she go, sir? When Thomas comes back, sir?
* Sir Topham Hatt: That depends.
* Ringo Starr: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
* Sir Topham Hatt: Meanwhile, however long she stays, I hope you will both make her welcome and comfortable.
* Percy and Toby: Yes, sir. We'll try, sir.
* Ringo Starr: Said the engines.
* Sir Topham Hatt: Good. Run along now and show her the shed. She will want to rest after her journey.
* (Percy's whistle toots, Daisy's horn honks and Toby's bell rings as they set off)
* Ringo Starr: Daisy was hard to please. She shuttered at the engine shed.
* Daisy: This is dreadfully smelly. I'm highly sprung. And anything smelly is bad for my swerves.
* (Percy, Toby and Daisy leave the shed)
* Ringo Starr: Next, they tried the carriage shed.
* (Percy's whistle toots, Toby's bell rings and Daisy's horn honks)
* (they come to a stop)
* Daisy: This is better.
* Ringo Starr: Said Daisy.
* Daisy: But whatever is that rubbish?
* Ringo Starr: The rubbish turned out to be Annie, Clarabel and Henrietta, who were most defended.
* Annie, Clarabel and Henrietta: We won't stay here to be insulted.
* Ringo Starr: They fumed. Percy and Toby had to take them away and spent half the night soothing their hurt feelings.
* (Percy's whistle toots as he takes Annie and Clarabel, while Toby's bell rings as he backs onto Henrietta)
* Ringo Starr: The engines woke next morning feeling exhausted. Daisy on the other hand felt bright and cheerful.
* Daisy: Ooh, ooh.
* Ringo Starr: She tooted as she came out of the yard and back to the station.
* (Daisy stops at the station)
* Daisy: Look at me.
* Ringo Starr: She purred to the passengers.
* Daisy: I'm the latest diesel. Highly sprung and right up to date. You won't want Thomas' bumpy old Annie and Clarabel now.
* Ringo Starr: The passengers waited for Daisy to start. But she didn't.
* (some music plays)
* Ringo Starr: She saw that a milk van was about to be coupled to her and was most indignant.
* (Toby couples a milk tanker to Daisy)
* Daisy: Do they expect me to pull that?
* Daisy's Driver: Surely.
* Ringo Starr: Said her driver.
* Daisy's Driver: You can pull one van.
* Daisy: I won't.
* Ringo Starr: Said Daisy.
* Daisy: Percy can do it. He loves messing about with freight cars.
* Ringo Starr: She began to shutter violently.
* (Daisy shakes)
* Daisy's Driver: Nonsense.
* Ringo Starr: Said her driver.
* Daisy's Driver: Come on, now. Back down.
* Ringo Starr: Daisy lurched backward.
* (Daisy backs up)
* Ringo Starr: She was so cross that she blew a fuse.
* Daisy: Told you.
* Ringo Starr: She said and stopped. Everyone argued with her, but it was no use.
* Daisy: It's fitter's orders.
* Ringo Starr: She said.
* Passengers: What is?
* Daisy: My fitter's a very nice van. It comes every week and examins me carefully. "Daisy," he says, "Never, never pull. You're highly sprung and pulling is bad for your swerves." So that's how it is.
* Ringo Starr: Finished Daisy.
* Stationmaster: Stuff and nonsense.
* Ringo Starr: Said the stationmaster.
* Shunter: I can't understand.
* Ringo Starr: Said the shunter.
* Shunter: Whatever made Sir Topham Hatt send us such a feeble...
* Daisy: Feeble? FEEBLE?!
* Ringo Starr: Spluttered Daisy.
* Daisy: Let me.
* Passengers: Stop arguing.
* Ringo Starr: Grumbled the passengers.
* Passengers: We're late already.
* (the shunters uncouple the van from Daisy)
* Ringo Starr: So they uncoupled the van, and Daisy purred away feeling very pleased with herself. She could now enjoy her journey.
* Daisy: That's a good story.
* Ringo Starr: She chuckled.
* Daisy: I'll do just what work I choose, and no more.
* Ringo Starr: But she said it to herself.

## Comments

* EdwardtheBlueEngine2: This is perfect. Ringo Starr saying Sir Topham Hatt and Frieght Cars in this episode is better than George Carlin.