Cosmog Trouble

**Cosmog Trouble** is the first episode of Lillie and Nebby, the episode is a spoof of Mouse Trouble from the Hanna-Barbera/MGM era.

## Characters

* Professor Burnet (Minor appearance)
* Lillie
* Nebby

## Plot

Lillie acquires a book on how to catch Cosmog and for the rest of the shitpost, takes its advice to attempt to catch Nebby.

### Chapter 1: **First** - Locate the Cosmog

The first thing the book suggests is to locate the Cosmog. Lillie "locates" the Cosmog, but when Lillie tries to hit Nebby with the book, the Pokemon escapes.

### Chapter 2: **Next** - Try the Good Ol' Candy Kidnap/Chapter 3: A Cornered Cosmog **Never Fights**

Lillie's first attempt to get Nebby in the bag is to convice him to get in by showing him a piece of chocolate bar.

The Pokemon gets excited and goes to check if there's candies inside the bag but notices that it's was just a trap as Lillie sees her victim getting there, only to get punched in the face and leaving Nebby to escape again. After reading in the book the fact that *A Cornered Cosmog NEVER FIGHTS*, Lillie pounces onto Nebby. But Nebby fights back and beats Lillie offscreen, after this, Lillie drones "*Don't you believe it!*".

### Chapter 4: **A** Curious Cosmog is easy to Catch

Lillie's next attempt at catching Nebby is to laugh noisily while reading the book. A curious Nebby ventures out of nowhere and Lillie knocks Nebby with the book. But when Lillie checks if he's okay, Nebby tricks her by pretending to be unconcious and then slowly gets up and punches Lillie in the eye, letting Nebby to escape once more. Lillie forces a shotgun into the fridge, where Nebby were hiding. However, the barrel of the gun bends outwards, pointing straight at Lillie's head as the girl fires and ends up shooting herself in the head, exposing her brain.

Lillie waits patientely for Nebby to appear, but when he did, he goes right behind the PKMN Trainer without being noticed and puts a bear trap behind her, immediately triggering once it makes contact with her butt, causing pain and sending Lillie up into the roof.

Lillie then tries to use her bag to put Nebby in there. Nebby then grabs the bag, and hits her, knocking her unconscious.

### Chapter 5: Slip Him a **Surprise Package**

Lillie then attempts to hide inside a large gift box before knocking on a small table to call Nebby's attention. Nebby, seeing the box, knocks on it. With no response, he returns with a bunch of pins before sawing the box in half. Hearing nothing inside, Nebby looks inside the box, and in horror, he gulps and displays a sign reading "*PEW*".

Lillie, now cutted in half, stops reading from chapter-to-chapter and skims the book, seeking for suggestions that she likes or thinks will work.

### Chapter 11: **Cosmogs** who has **Male Traits** are Suckers for the ones who has **Female Traits**

Lillie winds up a toy Cosmog. Nebby, noticing the toy, flies with it. Lillie attempts to lure Nebby into a fake "restaurant", the door of which leads into Lillie's bag, but to Lillie's dismay, Nebby ushers the mechanical Fem-Cosmog into the restaurant first, which Lillie puts inside her bag and locks it. As she does, the fake restaurant falls and notices the real Nebby in front of her before he could escape again, then, a confused yet enraged Lillie looks at the book, and then destroys it before Lillie goes insane and gets revenge and attempts to blow away Nebby with dozens of explosives. When Lillie lights a piece of dynamite, she blows the fuse much too hard, resulting in all the explosives erupting and leaving Lillie dead. Nothing at all remains of the house except Nebby, who is not blown in the explosion and still alive, while Lillie's spirit is at the Check-In Station with a halo annoyingly dealing with the *"come up and see me some time"*  noise from her bag.

## Songs Used

* Tom and Jerry Theme - Metro Goldwyn Mayer
* Mouse Trouble - Metro Goldwyn Mayer
* Wild Pokemon - Pokemon Sun and Moon
* Wild Pokemon - Pokemon Black and White 2