Meeting of the Brethren Court/Release Hexxus & Calypso

Here's how **Meeting of the Brethren Court and Release Hexxus & Calypso** goes in Hiccup & Twilight Sparkle's Adventures of Pirates of The Caribbean: At World's End.

[We see our heroes sailing to Shipwreck Cove]

Pintel: Look at them all.

Starlight: Wow. Have you ever seen anything like this?

Maud: No. And that's unusual. For me.

Hector Barbossa: There's not been a gathering like this in our lifetime.

Captain Jack Sparrow: And I owe them all money.

Snotlout: Huh. No kidding.

[at the meeting]

Hector Barbossa: As he who issued the summons, I convene this, the 4th Brethren Court. And now, Master Discord has something to say.

Discord: (announcing) Hello, Pirate Lords & Pirate Ladies! Believe me, I'm just as surprised as you are. When I heard that I'd be playing for a bunch of Pirate Lords, I was unsure about myself. Then I just realized it was just 1 of you.

[Pirate Lords laugh]

Discord: But seriously, this isn't the toughest crowd I've ever been into, but it's definitely the easiest to bug.

[Pirate Lords laugh]

Discord: I just sailed to Shipwreck Cove, and, wow, are my inner-species parts tired!

[Pirate Lords laugh]

Discord: I've only got these tiny mismatched wings and even I could fly better that Twilight Sparkle, am I right? Pick-choo!

Twilight: Hey!

[Princess Celestia and Pirate Lords laugh]

Discord: (chuckles) So funny!

Mistress Ching: Well, perhaps we are interested in Master Discord's sense of humor.

[Pirate Lords agree]

Discord: Did you ever notice on how you can materialize out of thin air? Why not thick air? What's the deal there?

[Pirate Lords laugh]

Hector Barbossa: Thank you, Master Discord. That will be all. To confirm your lordship and right to be heard, present now your pieces of eight, my fellow captains.

[each of the Pirate Lords present their pieces of eight]

Ember: Those don't look like pieces of eight. They're just pieces of junk.

Ocellus: I heard that the original plan was to use 19 pieces of eight to bind both Hexxus & Calypso, but when the 1st Court met, the Brethren were 1 skint broke.

Rarity: I recommend we change the name.

Spike: To what?

Thorax: To "19 pieces of what we have in the Pockets of Time."

Fluttershy: Sounds amazing.

Mr. Gibbs: Oh, yes. That sounds very piratey.

Hector Barbossa: Master Ragetti, if you will.

Ragetti: I kept it safe, just like you said when you gave it to me.

Hector Barbossa: Aye, you have, but now, I need it back. [makes Ragetti's eye as his piece of eight]

Mistress Ching: Mac, my boy, present your piece of eight.

[Mac Prime presents the heathen medallion Davy Jones gave him]

Mac Prime: Princess Cadance, Discord, & Rarity.

[Discord, Princess Cadance, & Rarity present their pieces of eight]

Eduardo Villanueva: Sparrow!

Captain Jack Sparrow: Might I point out that we are still short 1 Pirate Lord. And I must make a cucumber and wait til Sao Feng joins us.

Elizabeth Swann: Sao Feng is dead.

Starlight Glimmer: He fell to the *Flying Dutchman.*

Mistress Ching: The plagued ship!

Trixie: He made *you* captain, Starlight? Now they're giving the bloody title away now.

Cozymonster: Listen, our location has been betrayed. Jones is under the command of Commander Starscream & Lord Beckett. They're on their way here.

Jocard: Who is this betrayer?

Star Swirl: Not likely anyone among us.

Pinkie Pie: Wait, where's Will?

Stygian: Not among us.

Shining Armor: It doesn't matter how they found us. The question is, what will we do, now that they have?

Fizzlepop: We fight.

[Pirate Lords laugh]

Pinkie: Wait, that wasn't even funny.

Mistress Ching: Shipwreck Cove is a fortress. A well-supplied fortress. There is no need to fight if they cannot get to us.

Rainbow: There's a 3rd course. In another age, at this very spot, the 1st Brethren Court captured the reformed antagonist & the sea goddess, and bound them in their bones.

[Pirate Lords agree]

Flash Magnus: That was a mistake. Oh, we've tamed the seas for ourselves, aye. But opened the door to Beckett & Starscream and their ilk. The War between Good Pirates & Evil Pirates can't be won by eldritch creatures, but from the sweat from an Equine's brown and the strength of her friends. You all know this to be true.

Rockhoof: Gentlemen, ladies, we must free Hexxus & Calypso.

Ammand: Shoot him!

Jocard: Cut out his tongue!

Sweetie Belle: Shoot him, then cut out his tongue. Then shoot his tongue. And trim Barbossa's beard.

Rarity: What?! Since when?!

Tai Huang: Sao Feng would've agreed with Barbossa.

Hector Barbossa: Aye.

Jocard: Hexxus & Calypso were our enemies then. They will be our enemies now.

Chevalle: It is unlikely their moods are improved.

Eduardo Villanueva: I would still agree with Sao Feng. We release Hexxus & Calypso.

Chevalle: You threaten me?

Eduardo Villanueva: I silence you!

[suddenly, Pirate Lords fight each other]

Rainbow Dash: So, that just happened.

Icebat: This is madness.

Applejack: You're darn tootin' this is madness!

Mac Grimborn: This is politics.

Rainbow Dash: [notices Discord with a camera] Discord, what are you doing?

Discord: Filming, of course.

Uglyghost: Discord, our enemies are bearing down upon us! Stop filming!

Wonk: If they aren't here already.