Lost THX "Tex" Trailer: A Netflix DVD Boxset

For some reason, I am not able to get these cursed THX box sets out of my head. The worse things I can think of are characters getting killed and the jumpscares at the end.

Well guess what? It will never, ever get out of my head.

Anyways, I am here to tell you about another THX box set I have come across.

It all started when I was at school. It was the end of the day and I decided to do some dumpster diving for a collection I was doing back at home. I mostly pick up videotapes and DVDs that are just educational.

I was then given a ride home by one of my friends.

When I got to my house, I checked the mail.

I recognized there was a package for me.

So I went inside my house, opened it up and what I saw was something unsettling.

It was another THX box set.

This time, the cover consisted of characters from Netflix shows such as Hilda, True, Seong Gi-Hun, The Barber Family, Keith, Guy-Am-I and Sam-I-Am in a black and red background.

The boxset was entitled, “Netflix: The Ultimate THX Collection.”

“Wait a minute, how can some Netflix shows and the Marriage Story movie be THX certified?” I muttered.

That was when I remembered that Marriage Story got a DVD release.

One thing that disappointed me was that there wasn't a DVD Video logo similar to the Yuki Terumi episode of Teletubbies I encountered.

I took out the DVDs that were in it and saw once again, another rare DVD.

It was titled “The Rare THX Trailer Made By Netflix.”

On the bottom left, it had an E rating meaning that this DVD seemed international.

I inserted the DVD into the DVD player and began my third THX boxset experience.

It first started with the Netflix logo that appears before any Netflix original show or movie.

Then it showed a montage of the shows and the only movie featured.

It then went to the language menu which included the languages, English, Spanish, French, Japanese, Korean and Portuguese.

I selected English as that is what I prefer to watch stuff in.

Then I got to the menu where I saw the characters including Tex inside different colored boxes.

There were 4 options like all those other boxsets.

The options were Play, Scene Selection, Set Up and Bonus Features.

I pressed play and sat back for another disturbing trailer. It started off with a warning that said:

“This lost THX trailer was made to promote the theatrical release of “Malignant” despite not being THX certified. The trailer also consists of disturbing scenes that may not be suitable for children or people with sensitivity issues. Watch at your own risk!”

“Man, just how worse can this get? Screw it, here we go!” I muttered.

The trailer started with a shot of the city of Trolberg.

Hilda and her mother were in a car on their way to get some groceries.

“Mom?” Hilda asked.

“Yes dear?” Johanna replied.

“Why are we going to the supermarket? Don’t we have plenty of food back at home?” Hilda asked.

Johanna then said, “Well Hilda, we’re having a party tonight. And your friends are definitely allowed to come!”

Hilda said, “Oh yeah, now I remember!”

As they kept driving, they heard some evil laughter.

Hilda got worried and said, “What on earth was that?”

Johanna replied, “It sounded like laughter.”

All of a sudden, Tex dropped down in front of the car as Hilda and Johanna got nervous.

For some reason, he broke the car window with a large hammer.

Tex said, “Hello there British speaking women, would you like to see what dying feels like?”

Hilda said, “No we don’t. As a matter of fact, I know about you. You killed a lot of innocent people and many other characters, now get out of our sight!”

Tex then said, “Oh, well I guess you went too far. Cause it’s time for tea and biscuits with the one and only Sexy Texy!”

Tex took out a rock and threw it at Johanna as she got her chest crushed by the rock.

After that, Hilda made a run for it as Tex chased her along.

Hilda said, “I wish Twig were here by now!” As soon as she said it, she heard some growling.

Just then, Twig came out and bit Tex by the leg.

Tex said, “You puny little creature, now I have to commit animal cruelty on you!”

He then took out a big shotgun and shot Twig in the head, making blood, guts and gore come out. Twig then died.

Hilda screamed, “Twig, nooooooo!”

When she said that, it reminded me of the scene where Dragon dies in the THX Dreamworks trailer.

Hilda began crying at the sight of her dead deerfox.

However, it didn’t sound like she was doing cartoon crying, it instead sounded like a little girl was crying.

This scene lasted for 23 seconds.

I began to get very sorry for Hilda.

I nearly shed a tear.

All of a sudden, Tex said, “Sorry Hilda, but no one is going to save you now. There will be no police, no friends, no other dangerous animals or anyone else to come to your rescue. say goodbye to life!”

He then took out a fire axe.

But before it could make contact with Hilda, the screen cut to black as Hilda can be heard letting out a realistic blood-curdling scream as blood was heard splattering .

But the trailer wasn’t over yet. It cut to a shot of the Red Light, Green Light game from Squid Game.

The contestants began coming out of the 3 doors meaning the game was about to start.

The announcer who was heard in the background was giving out instructions.

After she gave out instructions and before the game could start, the contestants heard some evil chuckling.

The contestants started to get nervous wondering what in the world they just heard.

All of a sudden, Tex flew down, making the contestants get shocked.

Tex then began to speak. “What up fellow players? I will be the host of Red Light Green Light!”

Oh Il-nam then said in an English accent, “Get out of here you red robot, we already got an instruction person.”

Tex then said, “Oh no you don’t, all you hear is nonsense. Let’s play a game with the T-Rex!”

He then began shooting at all the contestants and the guards with an UMP-45 as the contestants made blood-curdling screams.

After Tex killed everyone, he then went to the moving statue of the doll and broke everything on it with a forest axe.

He then said, “My work here is almost done.”

When he said that, it sounded like it was copied from the KQED Kids THX trailer.

It then went to black.

After 5 seconds, it went to a shot of a forest from True and the Rainbow Kingdom. True and Grizelda were walking down a path.

“True?” Grizelda asked

“Yeah Grizelda?” True replied.

“I’m a little worried about something.” Grizelda replied.

“About what?” True asked.

“Well, have you heard the rumors of a red robot killing innocent people?” Grizelda asked.

True got worried and said, “As a matter of fact, I do. He is out there murdering animated characters because he thinks that they disrespect him and his company. Also, he just murdered a few characters from a live action show. But as long as he doesn’t appear, we will be safe.”

How did True know that Tex killed the contestants from Squid Game?

All of a sudden, Tex appeared from behind a rock.

Grizelda turned her head around and screamed.

However, Grizelda wasn’t screaming in her cartoon voice, it sounded like her actor, Anne Claire Bartlam had lost her crap.

“What’s wrong Grizelda?” True asked.

“It’s him!” Grizelda replied.

Tex stood there as he took out a chainsaw.

He said, “Hello there girls, do you want to die?”

True then screamed, “LET'S GET OUT OF HERE GRIZELDA!”

She and Grizelda began to make a run for it while Tex chased after them.

“You can run, but you won’t be able to hide from Texy!” Tex said.

Just then, he managed to sneak up behind Grizelda and he stabbed her in the neck with a kitchen knife. True got to a safe place to avoid getting killed by Tex.

However, Tex soon noticed her and he opened a portal.

But instead of the portal resembling hell, it looked like a bunch of brown wall bricks.

True fell down and found herself in a castle hall.

And then Tex showed up.

Apparently, I knew this scene was supposed to resemble the Wario apparition.

But unfortunately, Tex would be chasing True with his whole body.

Tex said, “Hello there True! You want fun? Sexy Texy will show you fun!”

The endless stairs music from Super Mario 64 played as True kept running with Tex on her trail.

Once Tex got close to her, the screen cut to black.

The sound of neck snapping was heard, meaning that Tex snapped her neck.

But it still wasn’t over.

It went to a shot of the inside of the Barber house from Marriage Story.

Charlie was in the kitchen making lunch while his wife Nicole walked into the living room. Nicole said, “Charlie, have you heard the news?”

Charlie asked, “What news?”

Nicole then said, “Well. This is serious. There have been reports of a red robot killing people because he thinks that people fear his logo.”

Charlie then said, “Well as long as we don’t come across him, we will be fine.”

He then went back to making lunch.

All of a sudden, the sound of wood breaking was heard as Tex flew down in front of Nicole.

Tex said, “Hello there Nicole. Have you broken up with Charlie?”

Nicole said, “I would rather not answer that.”

It’s unclear why Charlie didn’t come out and see the situation.

All of a sudden, Tex took out a spear and said, “Spill the beans or deal with Texy Wexy!”

Nicole still kept saying no and then Tex began to get the spear ready.

Nicole began to get very scared and she said, “Ok ok, I’ll explain it. We haven’t yet. Please, don’t kill me. Charlie, HEEEEELP!”

When she said that, it reminded me of the scene where Tex begins to kill Mike Wazowski clean in the lost THX Pixar trailer.

Then we see Charlie and it was seen that he had been wearing airpods.

The sound of blood splattering was heard as Charlie asked, “What is going on?”

He then stepped on what appeared to be Nicole’s dead body.

Charlie gasped at the sight of her death.

He got angry at Tex and said, “So you’re the red robot killing people! Well you will be sorry when I kick your ass!”

But before Charlie could do anything, he took out a chainsaw and rammed it up Charlie’s chest.

He screamed in agony like if Adam Driver was being secretly tortured on set.

After Tex killed him, he then went to a closet and put the dead bodies of Charlie and Nicole in there.

As Tex closed the closet door, the screen went to black. It was unclear where their son Henry was at that time.

Then it went to space from Voltron: Legendary Defender.

Keith was riding in a robotic red lion. All of a sudden, he heard evil laughter.

Keith said, “Keith to base. I’m hearing some strange laughter. Did any of you catch that?”

All of a sudden, he heard the sound of Tex dropping down.

“Hello Keith!” Tex said. “I’m going to give you the roughest time.”

Keith soon noticed Tex and said, “You want a piece of me? Well take me down if you can!”

He then flew into the sky while Tex chased him along.

Once Keith noticed that Tex had been chasing him, he then launched the laser from the red lion’s mouth.

Tex said, “You actually think you can stop me with your lasers? What else do you have in stock?”

Keith got angry and said, “I would rather not answer that. Stay away from me!”

When he said that, Tex took out what looked like some sticky glue and inserted it on his hands and feet which honestly surprised me, considering the fact that he mostly flies.

Tex then said, “N, O!” as he began pulling apart pieces of the red lion including the wires apart.

All of a sudden, an alarm in Keith's red lion went off saying that some wires were cut off and would malfunction any second.

Keith said, “I’m dead. I’m so dead!”

Then Tex busted another piece of the lion and said to Keith, “Come with me if you want to die.”

Keith took out a laser gun and began shooting at Tex.

Tex dodged every shot that Keith made.

He then took out a sword and charged at Keith, As Keith screamed.

Before it made contact with him, the screen cut to black as the sound of knife slashing could be heard, meaning that Keith had one of his body parts sliced.

And then it went to the final program featured on the trailer.

It cut to a shot of a restaurant from Green Eggs & Ham.

Guy-Am-I and Sam-I-Am were sitting in one of the seats of the restaurant.

They were having a discussion about the ingredients of what is in the colored eggs and ham.

While they were having a discussion, Guy-Am-I got really worried.

“What’s the matter Guy?” Sam-I-Am asked.

"Behind you!” Guy-Am-I replied.

Sam looked behind him and he saw Tex.

Tex evilly chuckled and said, “Hello furry people!”

Before Tex finished his sentence, Sam stopped him and said, “Are you calling us a furry? As you know. "Red Robot", we are unidentified Dr Seuss creatures.”

Tex then said, “Oh, my bad. Well then, time to die creatures!”

Tex took out a shotgun, making Guy-Am-I and Sam-I-Am scream.

He then began to chase after them.

After 5 seconds, Guy-Am-I was shot in the chest as he began doing some groans and moans before dying entirely.

Just then, Sam-I-Am saw an emergency exit.

He tried to open the door, but Tex was on his trail.

Tex was seen carrying 2 butcher knives.

He threw them at Sam.

But before it made contact with him, it cut to black as the sound of blood splattering was heard. Too bad there wasn't any screaming involved.

It stayed like this for about 5 seconds until it cut to a wide shot of the THX logo as it appears in the Technical Dilemma trailer.

A corpse of Bella Ramsey, who is Hilda’s voice actor, can be seen dead on the floor along with the Netflix N which looked like it was covered in blood.

And then the screaming deep note began to play.

But this time, the screams belonged to many Netflix characters like Hilda, Johanna, Seong-Gi-Hun, True, Grizelda, Nicole, Charlie, Keith, Guy-Am-I and Sam-I-Am.

The screams were rather loud to the point that it made my ears bleed.

So I paused the DVD and went to clean my ears in the sink.

When I came back, I unpaused it.

All of a sudden, Tex dropped down like in the Moo Can trailer.

He was seen holding the head of one of the founders of Netflix.

The head resembled Marc Randolph.

I nearly fell out of my seat when I saw it.

Tex then said,

“Hello Netflix fans. Now I know what you are going to ask me. Tex, why did you kill characters from Netflix? Well, as you know, I tend to give these characters a lot of punishments so the people out there can watch them die. I have also killed one of the founders of this streaming service company. Just know this Netflix fans. If you are ever scared of me, my company, or the head I am holding right now, I will find you and murder you, especially the people you know. So long everyone, and to all a good night!”

He then dropped the head of Marc Randolph and flew away while evilly laughing as he would usually do.

As he did that, the slogan dropped down saying “The Audience Is Screaming.”

I got chills down my spine seeing that slogan.

The corners of the screen were blood stained like on some of those other trailers.

Tex’s evil laughter can still be heard.

And then it faded to black for about 10 seconds.

I thought that it was over.

But after 10 seconds, a demented picture of Hilda came in.

It was the scene from the Hilda episode “The Sparrow Scouts” where Hilda goes from hole to hole chasing down a Vittra until she comes across a troll and she screams when she sees it.

However, her eyes were replaced with black holes and she was drooling out blood.

It was accompanied by a slow, distorted and loud version of Hilda screaming, the Howie scream and DJ's scream from the end of the Monster House THX trailer.

I jumped because of how loud it sounded.

After that, it took me back to the menu.

I was quite shocked at what I had just witnessed.

Before taking the DVD out, I looked through the bonus features.

They were the first 3 THX Tex trailers, trailers for most of the shows and the Marriage Story movie featured, and a link to the Netflix website.

I then took out the DVD by the time my parents came home from work.

I told them all about the trailer. I showed them the trailer and they believed me.

The next day, I took the rare DVD and smashed it, and then I threw it in the trash.

After that, I emailed Netflix and THX about my experience with the lost box set.

They told me that Adam Kennington was responsible for making that trailer. I’m glad that punk was in jail.

If you ever come across a THX box set, please, just stay away from it.

The End.