Astrologist

Astrologist Statistics

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 **This is a Town NPC. A House may be required in order for it to appear.**
**Astrologist** is an NPC vendor that will spawn once the following conditions have been met:

* There is an empty house.
* The Menace has been defeated.

A Menace on a chain follows her around. When threatened by enemies, she will defend herself with  Menacing Stars, which split into  smaller stars.

## Names

The Astrologist may have any of the following names:

* Eclipse
* Mona
* Solana
* Lumina
* Meteora
* Halley
* Moon
* Venus
* Ceres
* Aurora

## Quotes

	* "Oh, looks like my pet possessed me again. Typical scenario. What was he even thinking. So you're in charge here? Very well. I'll just settle here for free and sell some questionable items for exorbitant prices. Satisfied with the prospect? Perfect. Now go and kill somebody."
Always

	* "Stars say hello. They must've got the wrong address."

	* "Ugh. What?"

	* "With great power comes great apathy."

	* "Oh, it's you. Do you still think that you can outplay your fate? Can't wait to see how it turns out."

	* "It's finally quiet. I'm so tired of trying to have control over everything, knowing that someone still stands above me. Trust the stars, that are wiser and certainly know more than we do."

	* "Huh? My pet? I bought it from a traveling merchant from the far end of the universe. Why do you ask? You think it's suspicious? It's just a soul on a chain, that don't do much.

	* "Sometimes I think I'm the happiest person in the world. Maybe it's because I don't fill my head with uncanonical stories of fictional characters from weird mods for a god-forsaken game that may never be updated again. Yes, that's probably why."

	* "What if I told you that your whole adventure was just a dream and a figment of your wild imagination, and that your actions meant absolutely nothing? Of course this is complete nonsense, you can't imagine how much I hate such a twist. Gross!"

	* "Stars say you have a great future ahead of you. But I wouldn't flatter you like that."
After defeating Paraffin, before defeating Seth

	* "You shouldn't have messed with that candle fairy. Now we all face a terrible fate."
During the Night

	* "The person you are trying to reach is currently unavailable."
When talking to the Menace during the day

	* "..."
When talking to the Menace for the first time at nighttime

	* "Ugh, she fell asleep? Finally! With her incredible weather powers and my political knowledge, we'd have taken over the world in no time! But she never takes me seriously, she doesn't take anything seriously, just waiting for the stars to show her the right way. She's bored me to death! Look, you'd like to get some more loot of her, wouldn't you? Just say the word and I'll put on a show! C'mon, that's legal and not creepy at all!"
When talking to the Menace during the night

	* "Still, this world would be a better place if it had a little more of... me."

	* "All you gotta do is say my name three times. Three times in a row, it must be spoken unbroken! Oh, wait, that was the other guy..."

	* "Hey, you're really good at managing this world. Too bad you're already possessed."

	* "Before we got here, she didn't sleep for months trying to write her ultimate horoscope. Now she can sleep through a stampede!"

	* "Some may find obsession and split personality a cheap and hackneyed thing, but hey, she deserves at least a little bit of character depth."

## Notes

* The Astrologist uses she/her pronouns, not to be confused with Menace, who uses he/it.
* The quotes "Too bad you're already possessed" perhaps means our character is already possesed by us, the player