Elmo

Elmo (left) with Oscar the Grouch (right) in a trash can. Elmo is saying his famous catchphrase "Elmo knows where you live!" for the very first time.

### Notable Friends

Barney, Caillou, Dora, Boris, Anime (Excluding Pokemon)

### Notable Enemies

Chris, Luke, Homer Simpson,Jar Jar Binks,Darth Vader

### Relatives

Adolf Hitler (son), Delmo (father)

**Elmore J. Hitler**, better known as **Elmo**, is the leader of the evil baby shows. His catchphrase seems to be "Elmo knows where you live!" He is a sith lord, and highly attuned to the dark side of the force. He likes to torture his enemies through feeding them to Sarlaccs, or his specialty, the tickle torture. He sometimes kills his enemies, usually by feeding them to Barney, his best friend. He hates the good side and their team. He also happens to be Adolf Hitler's biological father.

## Meeting The Good Side

Elmo met the good team sometime during 2009-2010. He immediately hated them, and they became enemies. He then tried organizing a bunch of small groups of other baby shows and encouraged them to attack the good side and their friends.

## Elmo's Team

After Elmo organized the small groups, he organized a team of all those small groups united, under his rule. They would attack the good side's team, which had also just been formed around the same time. Elmo has since become world dictator, and started a company known as Andromeda that owns companies such as McDonald's, Disney, Autism Shuts Up, and Novacom. His "main" team members include Barney, Caillou, Boris, Dora, Little Neinsteins, Disney Princesses, (not Leia) Regular Show characters, Gumball and Darwin Watterson, Finn and Jake, Barbie, Elsa and Anna, Mufasa and Simba, Aladdin, Anime, (excluding Pokémon) Peter Griffin, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, Barack Obama, and Mickey Mouse. His team is close friends with the country of Hypothesia.

## Dictatorship

In 2012, Elmo was "elected" dictator of the world. He created many bad things, such as making Obama president again, making Hypothesia declare war on America, and telling Obama to create Obamacare. In 2016, he did something even worse. He made Donald Trump president. All children of America and Mexico that are not from Elmo's team are to report to the America-Mexico border to build "Zee Waaaaalllllll" in 2017.

### Rigging the Presidential Elections

Elmo rigged the last 3 presidential elections, he hacked the results of the 2012 Presidential Election after Mitt Romney said he was going to shut down Sesame Street.

## Midiclorians

In early 2017, Elmo created tiny microscopic organisms that suck the force around them and are attracted to certain people's DNA. Elmo made them to fit his DNA perfectly, but others with parts of their DNA identical to Elmo's can posess midichlorians too, although to a much lesser extent. This makes it so that only certain "born special" people other than Elmo able to use the force, because the more your DNA matches Elmo's, the more midichlorians are attracted to your body and cells. We hope to eradicate these soon, so that everyone has the same force capability again, and Elmo and his team don't have extra for their dark side (or any) purposes. He clearly isn't a very DNA good scientist, because he did not realize that others can posess DNA partially matching his.

Elmo's midichlorinate count is about 13,000,000 per cell.

The person not on Elmo's team, and also happens to be on the good team, who has the highest midichlorian count, is Darth Vader, with about 200,000 midichlorians per cell.

UPDATE: We have since destroyed them. Elmo made them again, but this time, the Force itself got destroyed, so now no one can use it.

## Trivia

* Although Adolf Hitler is, in fact, his son, he ran out on his "wife" and she got formally married.
* Elmo is the first official World Dictator.
* He ran in the 2016 Presidential Election.
* He is one of two people who own a Sarlacc. The other is Jabba The Hutt.
* He wasn't elected dictator. He chose to be dictator.