Letak Lemons

Letak Lemon's is an Italian/Polish company that was created in 1872 by Świetopełk Letak from Poland. With funding from his brothers, Świetopełk began to create a huge empire of Lemon's in Sicily. He duelled many of the other lemon leaders to take their lands and always won (Including the legendary duel against Grigori Rastupopolous which lasted for a whole week until Świetopełk stabbed him in the heart) using his trusty sword Riccardo. According to many myths surrounding the company, Świetopełk had protection from MOB bosses in America including the famous Mr. Lazerooos and his parents (See. Black and Pink Legs Mafia) and many others.

## Letak Lemons

### Other Names

LL
Letak Landlines (sometimes confused with)

### Mission Statement

To produce the best quality Lemons in the world.

## Important Figures

### Other Important People

Squirrel - Head of Security
Jasper Scunthorpe - Last living relative of Świetopełk Letak

### Affiliation

The Black and pink Legs Mafia
Thornton Stationery Company

Letak Landlines

WIBC

## Appearance

### Debut

1872

Świetopełk had a son in 1893 called Edek. Świetopełk died in 1909 at the age of 47 when he was unfairly shot during a duel in the heart and bled to death in a nearby hospital. Edek took over in the same year as his fathers demise. Edek ruled over the company and made sure everything was just and fair and hung his fathers sword in the main meeting room.

In 1930 Edek was involved in the infamous Edek Letak's Yuletide Scandal.

Edek met Aria Ricci on Sicily in 1933 and they married and in 1936. They had 4 kids including Żafara Letak who would later come to own the company. Edek was not involved in WW1. However, he did defend the Lemon produce when it was threatened by a group of deserters of the German Army and killed all 6 of them in a duel (even when they had revolvers). When WW2 broke out, Edek sided with Mussolini out of fear, but in 1943 Edek helped the allies invade Sicily and welcomed the allies with open arms. However, a year later he was shot in the heart by a Nazi who had fled to the island. Żafara took over in 1943 and had the Nazi publicly flogged.

When Żafara went to England in December 1959 he met the Scunthorpe family and fell in love with Jane Scunthorpe. They married in 1954 had a kid (Witold Letak) in the same year. In 1962 the Letak's moved to Szczecin, Poland (where Edek had been born) and two years later Jasper Scunthorpe (Jasper changed his last name when he moved to England years later) was born. In a business trip to America in 1971 Witold Letak was kidnapped by the American Army and was sent off to fight in the Vietnam War however, Witold (who had a helicopters license) managed too sneak away a few months later he pretended to be injured and was sent to a medic camp. He sneaked away and stole a helicopter which was later shot down in Czechoslovakia and he managed to buy a car with his money and drive back to Szczecin in Poland.

In 1979 Jane and Żafara were killed in a car crash on a trip to a Polish theatre trying to see their son, Jasper in a play. Witold was saved due to an ear infection and heartburn before the trip and stayed home. Strangely, the police discovered bullet fragments in Żafara's heart. Reverend Bartłomiej, Edek's brother, looked after Jasper Scunthorpe while Witold Letak took control of Letak Lemon's and reigned over it for many moons.

In 2006, a crime lord known as Mr. Capulet - who had been on Witold's radar for a while - began becoming increasingly more active and attacking more Letak Lemon plantations. Witold Letak organised a group called the Lemon Brigade (lead by a man called Squirrel) to stop them along with members of the Black and Pink Legs Mafia. They captured Gunther Bianchi who was Mr. Capulet's adoptive son. They taught Gunther on the atrocities committed by Mr. Capulet so that Gunther would join them. Gunther and Squirrel lead the Lemon Brigade and The Black and Pink Legs Mafia's Thugs on an attack against Mr. Capulet's compound. Thugmaster and Squirrel fought whilst Gunther privately exited the scene to kill Mr. Capulet. Mr. Capulet was expecting this and squared up against his former "son" and fought. Mr. Capulet was supposedly shot by Mr. Lazerooos.

In December 2012 TACA (Taylor Anti-Christmas Agency) attacked and kidnapped Witold. Letak Lemons plantations were also destroyed in the process. Jasper was instantaneously involved as soon as he heard of the attacks, bringing the DPDA with him. Witold was rescued by Jasper, Cecil Longstaff and the rest of the DPDA.

In 2019 Witold Letak was assassinated by 12 different assassins from 11 different companies in Austria. He was shot in the head 3 times, chest 3 times, bottom twice and 4 shots missed. Jasper visited Witold' s grave on the island of Sicily close to a Letak Lemons plantation. Gunther Bianchi took over Letak Lemons until Jasper had learnt all he had needed in England. He worked at Thornton Stationery - Kensington and Chelsea Branch as a Chief Accountant.

In 2021, Jasper learnt of the Letak Museum being built to show off how good Witold was as a person. Jasper didn't agree with this and thought his brother was a bit of a prick, especially after he had discovered that the Red Denzel Diamond was there too, so he and Vlad Petrov decided to rob it in the Letak Museum Heist.

In 2022, Jasper finally became CEO of Letak Lemons but was made a shareholder of Thornton Stationery by Hugo Higgins, Jasper also made Hugo a Shareholder of Letak Lemons to show there bond.