Mouthful of Diamonds

The Acquaintances With Weapons deal with the traitorous Vladimir Pudding once and for all.

## Major Plot Points

* Peggy, Sudsy, Dani, Stzu San, Neuriel, and Calypso all saw Wakanga in their dreams begging for help and urging them to come to the Tower of Magic.
* The party arrived and saw that it had changed since they last been there to investigate Wakanga. It was covered in dark auras and had sharpened edges.
* Each party member had to say one nice thing about Vlad to enter the building. With each compliment, a door began to take shape and its handle was Vlad’s penis.
* The first floor of the tower was converted into a lowlit, fancy bar. Three demonic angels attacked the party. After defeating the hellish valkyries, they were transformed back into peacocks.
* Neuriel, Sudsy, and Stzu San discovered a magic rune behind the liquor shelves. Dani figured out that it was a teleportation rune.
* When the party touched it, they were sent into a sauna. A mural of Vlad immediately began flooding the room with urine.
* Sudsy tried and failed to plug the peehole with his finger.
* Neuriel discovered a loose stone in the mural and had Sudsy press it. This drained the party into a comedy club.
* The club was filled with zombies who were watching a set by Yuka, the golden skull from the Tomb of Annihilation.
* He said these jokes about the party:
	+ Vulveeta, you’ll never be first knight, but you will always be the worst knight.
	+ Which one of you smells like fish? It’s Calypso. She’s gillty.
	+ Voloth, I get why you cut yourself. I’d want to die too if I had to hang out with these losers.
	+ Stzu San, we haven’t met before, which is surprising cause I hear you get around a lot.
	+ Dani Dorito...more like Dani Boritio
	+ Peggy, I haven’t smelled this much yeast since I worked at a bakery.
	+ Sudsy, we’re told to dress for the job we want. Guess you really want to go back to lickin taints.
	+ Fern, everyone liked clone you better.
	+ Neuriel, you’re genuinely a nice person and everyone is lucky to call you a friend.
* After Dani said he should’ve called her “whorito,” Yuka became immersed in green flames and attacked the party. Stzu San’s arrow impaled his forehead and cracked him in half.
* Yuka’s flame overcame the party and transported them into a fighting pit. Vlad’s pet triceratops, Tricerabottom, was magically imbued with dark energy and fought AWW. Instead of killing him, Calypso froze him solid with gay of frost to prevent killing a member of an endangered species.
* The party then went to the fifth and final level of the tower. They found Vlad dealing a fatal blow to Wakanga. AWW then entered into an epic fight against their former friend. Vlad, controlling the tower, summoned zombies to his aide and chained Dani and Neuriel up. Vlad used darkness and Sudsy used darkness so the party fought in double darkness. Eventually the darkness dissipated and AWW gained the upper hand. Sudsy knocked Vlad out, stole his Black Key (which gives him 9 lives), and curb stomped him to death. AWW then looted his corpse.
* AWW went to Queen Maxima and delivered her Vlad’s wings. She praised them for their hard work and gave them a bag of gold to pay for drinks. She also introduced them to Olivia Fig Newton John (Vardan’s new character), a paladin from Vlad’s order who came to make him answer for his crimes. She decided to stay with the party to make up for Vlad’s wrongs.
* AWW now wears Vlad’s feathers in their hair to remind them what happens to traitors.
* Queen Maxima gifted AWW the Tower of Magic. Grab Stab is now turning their old mansion into a giant chicken coop.
* While celebrating their victory, Peggy found a pirate with peg arms and legs. They fell in love and spent the night together. The two are now engaged.
* Syndra Silvane gave AWW two teleportation scrolls so they could infiltrate and finish the Wyrmheart Mine mission. The party went and found:
	+ 4,000 gold pieces
	+ Fire Elemental Gem (Dani)
	+ Smith’s Tools (Stzu San)
	+ Fire Enchantment Stone - Add D6 damage (Olivia)
	+ Lightning Enchantment Stone - Add D6 damage (Sudsy)
* They then fought Xandala Bloodmoon, who pissed off Dani by revealing she and Vlad were having an affair, and her succubus and incubus guards. AWW made quick work of the trio.
* You’re all level 12 now!