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# **The Real Slim Shady - Eminem** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJO5HU\_7\_1w

May I have your attention, please?

May I have your attention, please? https://bonzi.link/

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

We're gonna have a problem here?

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before

Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door

And started whoopin' her ass worse than before

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They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah!)                                                                       balsack

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It's the return of the, oh wait, no way, you're kidding

He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?

And Dr. Dre said-, nothing you idiots

Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha)

Feminist women love Eminem

Chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady, I'm sick of him

Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what

Flippin' the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though

Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

But no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents bedrooms

Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't

But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips

And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is

Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is

By the time they hit fourth grade

They got the Discovery Channel, don't they?

We ain't nothin' but mammals

Well, some of us are cannibals

Who cut other people open like cantaloupes

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote

Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes...

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?

Please stand up, please stand up

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?

Please stand up, please stand up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records

Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too

You think I give a damn about a Grammy

Half of you critics can't even stomach me

Let alone stand me

But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?

Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here

So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?

Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs

So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first

Little bitch put me on blast on MTV

Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hehe!

I should download her audio on mp3

And show the whole world, how you gave Eminem VD (ahh!)

I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me

So I have been sent here to destroy you

And there's a million of us just like me

Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me

Who dress like me, walk talk and act like me

And just might be, the next best thing, but not quite me

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?

Please stand up, please stand up

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?

Please stand up, please stand up

I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you

Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room

The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all

And I don't gotta be false or sugar-coat it at all

I just get on the mic and spit it

And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it

Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can

Then you wonder, how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?

It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm goin' when I'm thirty

I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting

Pinchin' nurses asses while I'm jackin' off with Jergens

And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin'

In every single person there's a Slim Shady lurkin'

He could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings

Or in the parkin' lot circling, screamin' I don't give a fuck

With his windows down and his system up

So will the real Shady, please stand up?

And put one of those fingers, on each hand up

And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

And one more time loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?

Please stand up, please stand up

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?

Please stand up, please stand up

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?

Please stand up, please stand up

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?

Please stand up, please stand up

Haha, guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us

Fuck it, let's all stand up