Anthony Floptano

> "Tha Flopper is like most rap songs that came out this year, but microwaved."
>
> Anthony Floptano

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Anthony Floptano is a world-renowned ~~Sea Slug~~ song reviewer with over 1m subscribers1 on FlopTube. The gimmick of his song reviewing is that he will often mix comedy into it, such as saying that songs that are just off are "microwaved." On his time on FlopTube, he has became very rich due to his immense success.

## Early Life

### Birth and Early Childhood

Anthony Floptano was born in CRINGE XDDDD, on April 1st, 19872. The name and location of his parents is unknown and he has refused to give any information that could be used to identify them on the countless reviews he's had, as his parents told him to keep their identities secret if he became too popular. His love for comedy showed when in Kindergarten, he started telling jokes so funny even the teacher laughed. Every time he came to Kindergarten he was told to tell them a joke. He said in an interview that the school called his dad and told him that Anthony Floptano had genuine talent for comedy. Anthony's dad approved of his son becoming famous through comedy.

## Career

### Teenage Years

Around the age of 143, Anthony decided to put his skills to the test and create a FlopTube account based around comedy. He also loved music so he decided to mix music reviewing with comedy and see if he'd get traction. And boy, he did. In the first month of uploading videos, he had 100 subscribers, not bad. In the third month, he had 500 subscribers, getting better.. in the first year, 5000 subscribers! It was true, he really was amazing at comedy! Around 10k subscribers, he started saying music that was off was microwaved, which practically became his catchphrase.

### Adult Years

By this time, he was 21 and half of his lifetime already passed. His content focus slowly became less comedic and less oriented towards music reviewing. His viewers were okay with this change and were happy he was at the very least still uploading videos. A lot of the videos were very Pro-Floppa Clan and Pro-Floppism, which was probably because as a Floppa, Anthony would obviously benefit from Floppa Clan's rising. His list of recent videos included:

* Tips on how to pray to Floppus4
* News on Floppa Clan making moves to preserve Spankle culture
* Anti-Bingusism Content

## Post-Career

### Retirement

At the age of 30, Anthony was nearly at death's door, so he saw it fit to retire. And so he spent 50k Flops to retire for the rest of his life. And not much else happened.

### Death

At the age of 42, Anthony had no mental illnesses, no normal illnesses, and he died a peaceful death in his sleep whilst resting on an arm-chair. And he was dead (obviously).

## Controversies

### Googie

Anthony suffered severe backlash in his review of Googie Bitez Bak, where he said "Hate the art, not the artist." He was suspected of glamourizing drug dealers, but that was not true. Anthony saw how much hate Googie got and didn't know Googie was a drug dealer. Anthony soon made an apology explaining why it was a total accident.

### Choppa Floppa

Anthony once said that Choppa's Message was "just average." This obviously got him unwarranted hate from obsessed Choppa Floppa fanboys. His videos massively dipped in views until he uploaded a video praising the album.

### Floppus

Anthony got in a lot of trouble with pro-Bingus propaganda channels for praising Floppus and promoting Floppa Clan, but the majority was on his side, so nothing that bad happened.

## Quotes

* "Tha Flopper is like most rap songs that came out this year, but microwaved."
* "Flop Fo No Hoe is revolutionary."
* "Googie Bitez Bak is like Tha Flopper, but somehow even more microwaved."
* "Praise Floppus."

## Footnotes

1Still not as big as his forehead

2Funni fictional child murder

3I'm 14 and this is deep

4Based.