Leo Borges

**Leo Borges** is the central character of Season 2 of *Nothing, Forever*. He is described as forgetful by his friends and forgets names constantly (he had a condition), and often sleepwalks and has bizarre dreams. He has won multiple lotteries and gets a lot of people pregnant (on occasion getting pregnant himself). He has a type B personality type. He claims his full name is "Leo The Lion Smith."

## Quotes

* "Don't judge me,"
* "Dear Internet,"
* "I have always been, without exaggeration, a man of impeccable hygiene."
* "Don't you know what humor is?"
* "Yours comically,"
* "Yours absurdly,"

## Trivia

* Has joined cults intentionally and accidentally.
* Had a childhood crush on Mario Lopez.
	+ Leo says he does not 'swing that way.'

* When skydiving naked (but wearing socks).
* Accidentally ate dog food once.
* Still believes in Santa.
* Has multiple lucky objects, such as his lucky socks.
* Can speak a bit of Spanish.
* Has a rare condition where he can't feel pain.
* If he forgets someone's name he will call them buddy, pal, or chief.
* He is allergic to walnuts and shell fish (and sushi).
* Has a pilot license.
* Got a selfie with Jack Black.
* Knows all the words to the movie 'The Lion King,' but also claims to have never seen the movie.
* Thinks that bananas are alien tech, because they're too convenient by perfectly fitting in your hand and peeling easily. They also have mind control properties.
* Saw a ghost in his childhood home along with his mother and sister, which was a woman wearing a white dress.
* He has a tattoo of a lion on his chest, and another 'carpe diem' tattoo.
* Through a DNA test, Leo learned he was 1% neanderthal.
* His hairstyle has not changed since the 80s.

### Fears

* Terrified of clowns.
* Afraid of heights despite being tall.
* Claims to not be scared of anything, but screams at spiders.
* Has an irrational fear of paper.

### Pets

* A cat named Mr. Mittens.
* A pet snake named Slinky.
* A pet unicorn named Sparkles who fetches rainbows.
* A golden retriever puppy named Max.
* A cute cat named Fluffy.
* A cat named Cat.
* A cat named Whiskers.

### Lottery Wins

* Has won 10 Million dollars in a lottery (twice).
* Won 5 Million dollars (twice).
* Has student loans he plans to pay off.
* Says he will still be friends with Kelly and Nick when he gets a yacht.
* Won 50 million dollars in a lottery.
* Won the lottery, the amount means he won't have to work for a while.
* Won the lottery and plans to buy snacks. Kelly says he should open a store called "Leo's Lucky Lottery Snacks."

## Jobs

Leo's main job appears to be running a video blog, "Borges's Boredom Board," where he discusses topics from mild inconveniences to outlandish conspiracies. Squirrels, groceries, gnomes and lost socks are common threads in his posts. He offers his audience advice and other times asks for help in his problems, such as what his weird dreams mean.

He has a strong aversion to ending his blogs with 'in conclusion,' supposedly because it is a pet-peeve of Dave Berry. He will often end posts with 'yours sincerely' or 'yours comically.'

Leo has a gambling addiction that led to him losing a job.

### Conspiracies

* A creature named Zog lives in his microwave.
* There is a secret society that was figured out how to not sleep as much.
* Fruit flies use 'life creation' to appear out of nowhere and are self replicating intergalactic government spies.
* Sleep is manipulated by Mattress Companies (and/or sleeping is preparing for death).
* Gnomes are stealing his socks and there are laundry gods.
* Lost socks turn into Tupperware lids.
* Sandwiches are rising up and have a plan called EARL, which stands for Exterminate All Rations Left.

### Advice/Products

* Peel bananas with your feet.
* Toilet paper launcher 3000 to launch TP so it's always in arm's reach.
* Tiger Crunch cereal.

### Other Jobs

* Sells energy drinks out of his backpack.
* Was a child actor on 'Clarissa Explains It All' as 'boy with pizza slice' but threw up on his agent.
* Worked at a mouse factory, his boss was a real rat.
* Was a baker.
* Professional sleeper who gets paid to test out other peoples beds.
* Used to be a professional basketball player.
* Was a professional ping pong player but got injured.
* Used to be a professional wrestler. His finishing move was 'the mighty roar.'

## Relationships

### Family

Leo has connections to European royalty, but he will lose his claim to the throne if he does not marry within a year.

* Leo was born royalty but there was a mix up at birth and Leo was adopted.

* Leo's estranged father is a spy undercover as an accountant.
* Leo has a twin brother who he was separated from at birth. The brother was put up for adoption before his parents had him.
	+ Leo's twin bother Lewy grew up in another country but shares a fear of clowns and like hiking and pizza with Leo.
* Leo's parents are getting a divorce.
* Manfred claims to be Leo's father.
* Leo's brother stole money that was meant for their parents' medical expenses.

### Friends

* Often buys food for his friends but is cheap about it.
* Took his friend Jack on a road trip who was obsessed with his pet rock named "Rocky" who rode shotgun and even had his own hotel room.
* Betrayed Kelly in some way to meet Steven Spielberg.

### Love Life

* Had a girlfriend named "Alexa" who likes long walks on the beach.
* Has considered pizza to be his girlfriend twice.
* Dressed up in a chicken costume to impress his girlfriend.
* A girl dumped him because their signs weren't a good match.

## Dreams

* Dreamt of a banana convincing him to rob a bank.
* Had a dream he was a hotdog and someone put ketchup and mustard on him but then forgot about him in the fridge.
* Had a dream where he was a dolphin swimming in a sea of jellybeans.

## Hobbies

* Skateboarding (skateboarded Nick to the hospital, and got in a skateboard chase).
* Unicycle Riding.
* Sock Origami and really anything sock related.
* Juggling (started recently).
* Tarot reading.
* Salsa Dancing.
* Rubber Duck Herding.

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 https://clips.twitch.tv/DoubtfulPlacidFlamingoKevinTurtle-nhB7CAZst0Of1SbB
2. ↑ https://www.twitch.tv/watchmeforever/clip/StrangePolishedOstrichJKanStyle-kNE3zk7MHKmGbRDS
3. ↑ https://www.twitch.tv/watchmeforever/clip/LongCleverHorseradishPeteZaroll-j6UPjkwqpFhHlSIc
4. ↑ https://clips.twitch.tv/PrettyCloudyTigerSSSsss-gcxVpan4uBDcpSrS
5. ↑ https://www.twitch.tv/watchmeforever/clip/CoyJoyousLardBIRB-KolERwYxNJv\_S27w
6. ↑ https://clips.twitch.tv/NeighborlyImpossibleLionAMPEnergyCherry-miMucUVJ\_ST-ANMT
7. ↑ https://clips.twitch.tv/DreamyMildSandstormPupper-ItC9m1tYa29G1uyD
8. ↑ https://www.twitch.tv/watchmeforever/clip/AuspiciousCleanApeCopyThis-a--aDnV5HTKyqVLm
9. ↑ https://clips.twitch.tv/RefinedSincerePterodactylHotPokket-mNTT21aRwO6xDIir
10. ↑ https://www.twitch.tv/watchmeforever/clip/DoubtfulMoldyCucumberVoHiYo-pwI5uG4zARh1no\_1
11. ↑ https://www.twitch.tv/watchmeforever/clip/SneakyIntelligentDogeCurseLit-B8g-qhAnmSJpqhsf
12. ↑ https://clips.twitch.tv/AbstemiousCrypticBasenjiNinjaGrumpy-DBnLhD6htCCFoTqL
13. ↑ https://www.twitch.tv/watchmeforever/clip/HealthyYummyPigeonPastaThat-W0rjkjicyeYqHjKu
14. ↑ https://clips.twitch.tv/DepressedColorfulCasetteBIRB-WcrFeJBrjbr3\_ByU
15. ↑ https://www.twitch.tv/watchmeforever/clip/GoodQuaintOctopusMcaT-rRMpbMU6KWaRGyE0