Jerry Senderson

Jerry after being captured by the police

**Jerry Senderson** (real name Kyle Simpson) is a Back-up Host of Wheel Unfortunate. His debut was in Skiing Stereotypes. He made his second appearance at Wheel Unfortunate at Overtime 10 and his third appearance was in Overtime 18. Jerry made his fourth appearence in Overtime 21, where him and four other fictional characters that have been featured before in dude perfect took up the role of wheel unfortunate, where Garret's character, 'Chris Tingle' had to spin the wheel. One of his quotes is "Send That Unfortunate Man Away!"

## Hosting career

Senderson has hosted multiple segments of "Wheel Unfortunate", usually when it is Tyler's turn to spin the wheel. In Overtime 24, Senderson revealed that the man we know as Jerry Senderson is actually just a character that he plays. His mustache is not real, his real name is Kyle Simpson, and he has a "real job" in finance.

## Legal troubles

In Overtime 25, Simpson revealed that "Jerry Senderson" was a disguise in order to evade paying taxes. It has been reported that he has not paid taxes in over 18 years. However, after Overtime 25, Simpson was arrested by the Dallas Police and was charged with tax evasion. In a shocking turn of events, an additional charge of first-degree murder was added, in relation to the death of Ned Forrester. On February 25 2021, Simpson pleaded guilty to the first-degree murder charge.

### Murder of Ned Forrester

In his plea, he revealed that he got on the internet and found Ned Forrester's Wikipedia page. He yelled out "SEND THAT UNFORTUNATE MAN AWAY!!!" Simpson then immediately bolted out of his house and sprinted to Forrester's house in Dallas, Texas. Once he arrived, he shlapped Ned across the face and said "SEND THAT UNFORTUNATE MAN AWAY!!!" He then got his goons to drag Ned away. Senderson jumped into the air and said "woohoo!" before falling on his ear.

Ned was then subject to various cock and ball tortures such as "the urethra tornado" and "the funnel cake". Ned was able to endure a total of eight ball squeezes before he resigned himself to the urethra tornado and begged to go home. Senderson then shot Ned in the head, but Ned suddenly revived and shot Senderson in the head. This repeated 920 times until Ned's head was no longer attached to his body. On April 10, 1970, Senderson and Ned agreed to a 5-year, $150 million contract that included benefits for Ned's turtle collection. However, the clause was that Senderson would keep Ned's baseball bats and fishfat collection. Therefore, this is when Simpson then changed his name as "Jerry Senderson" and became a tickywocky shoestring farfinifigan. Reportedly, Senderson and Ned listened to Steely Dan for 9 hours straight until they went deaf. Senderson then shot Ned in the face 9 times, said "SEND THAT UNFORTUNATE MAN AWAY!!!" 9 times in a row, then called 9-1-1. He then goaded the authorities to search the house.

The night didn't end well for Simpson. He claimed that he had hurt Forrester, but Forrester and his wife later confirmed to the police that the man who came to their door was "tall, white, and clean-shaven," and that it was not Forrester at all. This forced the authorities to question them about the true identity of the intruder.

After these events, Senderson moved to downtown Tulsa, Oklahoma, from July 2, 1941 to May 24, 1955.

### Aftermath

Senderson was executed by starvation on February 25 2021. His last words were "zipperwhocaresherinsocietystreet people tittstretcheyekingpuppet wordsmusicunedited". He was buried in the prison grounds, and later was unearthed and eaten alive by hyenas (giant, man-eating wild dogs) by a group of Palestinian Islamists who were opposed to his death sentence, which they felt was too lenient.

The day after his execution, Ben and Jerry released the Jerry Senderson flavored ice cream, named "Daddy's Pudding". Ben and Jerry have stated that they believe Senderson's convictions were unjust.

Tributes poured in for Ned Forrester, meanwhile Senderson is now one of the most hated men amongst the Dude Perfect fandom. Written on Senderson's tombstone is his favorite Beatles lyric, "all you need is love." Senderson did not want his tombstone to say "All You Need Is Love."

## Dude Perfect reaction

After Ned Forrester was murdered by Jerry Senderson, the Dude Perfect fandom was in an uproar. Dude Perfect frontman Tyler Toney has also been missing for three weeks. After the murder, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones released a statement, saying "We will not allow the senseless acts of a few to spoil the many other lives touched by Mr. Forrester and his family. We are grateful for our fan support." In a statement, Radiohead frontman Thom Yorke said "It seems a shame that one man's life is being written off by a bunch of internet trolls." Facebook users were less concerned with the former's mental health. More than 1,500 shared a meme of the Dude Perfect founder's fake suicide note: "WARNING: I'm upset I'm not dead. In these final hours please stop tweeting me. I've decided that to be happy and to stop tweeting, I'd rather stay dead." Comments also mocked Ned, like "Omg. Ned Forrester is dead. Please look at this pic of me as a kid: I used to wear this jacket." Others mocked the response of former Dallas Cowboy Hall of Fame receiver Bob Hayes, who condemned Ned's actions. Hayes' son, Robert, spoke to NBC 5, and his words made Ned's potential murder even more suspicious.

Radiohead, who are known as massive Dude Perfect fans, were shocked by the news of Ned Forrester's murder. Radiohead's next album, to be released in 2021, is a tribute to Ned, and will be titled "Ned Forrester's Cadaverous Wings of Moan-deity Oscillating Over Calliphora's Corpse," according to Rolling Stone. The band has also released a music video for the song "In Rainbows (Tomting)," in which they reenact the events of Ned's murder. They're literally recreating the look of Ned's fatal stabbing with fans dressed as Radiohead-esque goths. The video ends with a dead Ned lying in the crowd, looking straight up at the sky. His dead corpse looks eerily like Thom Yorke.

Will Toledo, frontman of Car Seat Headrest, was also a massive Dude Perfect fan. He was deeply saddened by Ned Forrester's murder. Car Seat Headrest's next album, to be released in 2021, is a furry rock opera with Ned Forrester as the protagonist, titled "Descent Into The Maelstrom." "Music brings people together. That's how I wanted my career to go. Ned Forrester was an important part of that equation. Our paths will forever cross," Toledo told Billboard. Like Ned Forrester, Will Toledo was an animal lover. His daughter is named "Dirk von Sleipen" in honor of Dude Perfect's mascot.

## Tyler Toney's disappearance

As of writing, Tyler Toney has still been missing for three weeks. However, authorites have found a body that bears a striking similarity to Tyler. Gordon Ramsay found the body in a stinky underground van at a landfill. Is this the body of Tyler Toney? The body was found by Gordon Ramsay when he decided to conduct his own search for Tyler. On his TV show, Gordon Ramsay’s 24 Hours to Hell and Back, Gordon Ramsay decided to take another look in the landfill where Tyler’s van was found.