Discord Does It Again

**Discord Does It Again** is the eighth episode of the third season of Spike the Dragon and Friends, and the sixtieth episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Diesel Does It Again.

## Cast

* Pipsqueak as Percy
* Soarin as Duck
* Discord as Diesel
* Hoity Toity as Sir Topham Hatt
* The Changelings as The Troublesome Trucks
* Spike as Thomas (*cameo*)
* Cranky Doodle Donkey as James (*cameo*)

## Transcript

Narrator: "Soarin and Pipsqueak enjoy their work at the harbor, pulling and pushing changelings with cargo to and from the quay.

But one morning, the ponies were exhausted. The harbor was busier than ever.

Hoity Toity promised that another animal would be found to help them."

Pipsqueak: "Huh! It's about time."

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak."

Soarin: "I ache so much I can hardly get my wings to move."

Narrator: "Agreed Soarin. They waited for the animal to arrive.

It came as a shock when he did."

Discord: "Good morning."

Narrator: "Purred Discord in his oily voice. The two ponies had not worked with Discord for a long time ago."

Soarin: "What are you doing here?"

Narrator: "Gasped Soarin."

Discord: "Your worthy Top, uh, Hoity Toity sent me. I hope you are pleased to see me again. I am to arrange some dreadfully tiresome changelings."

Pipsqueak: "Arrange where?"

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak suspiciously."

Discord: "Where? Why from here to there."

Narrator: "Splerned Discord."

Discord: "And then again from there to here. Easy, isn't it?"

Narrator: "With that, Discord, as if to make himself quite clear, bumped some changelings hard."

Changelings: "Ooooh!"

Narrator: "Screamed the changelings."

Discord: "Grrrrrh!"

Narrator: "Growled Discord.

Soarin and Pipsqueak were horrified. They do not trust Discord at all. They refuse to work and would not leave their house.

Hoity Toity was enjoy his tea and iced bun when the telephone rang."

Hoity Toity: "So there's trouble in the harbor yard? I'll be there right away."

Narrator: "Discord was loudly and alone at work. Cargo lay on the quay. Ships and passengers were delayed. Everyone was complaining about Hoity Toity's town.

Pipsqueak and Soarin were sulking in their house."

Hoity Toity: "What's all this?"

Narrator: "Demanded Hoity Toity."

Pipsqueak: "We're on strike, sir."

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak nervously."

Soarin: "Yes."

Narrator: "Added Soarin."

Soarin: "Beg pardon, sir, but we won't work with Discord, sir. You said you sent him packing, sir."

Hoity Toity: "I have to give Discord a second chance."

Narrator: "Replied Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "I'm trying to help you by bringing Discord around. Now you must help me. He is the only one available."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak and Soarin went sadly back to work.

Next morning, things were no better. Discord's driver had not set his feet up properly and Discord started to move. He went bump straight into Pipsqueak."

Discord: "Wake up there, Pipsqueak."

Narrator: "Scowled Discord."

Discord: "You have work to do."

Narrator: "He didn't even say he was sorry to Pipsqueak.

Later, Discord bumped the changelings so hard that the loads went everywhere."

Pipsqueak: "What will Hoity Toity say?"

Narrator: "Gasped Pipsqueak."

Soarin: "He won't like it."

Narrator: "Said Soarin."

Discord: "So who's going to tell him, I wonder? Two little goody-goody tattle-tales like you, I suppose."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak and Soarin did not want to be tattle-tales, so they said nothing.

Discord, thinking he could get away with his bad behavior, was ruder than ever. Next day, he was arranging changelings with china clay. He banged the changelings hard into the buffers, but the buffers weren't secure.

The silly changelings were sunk.

Soon, Hoity Toity heard the news.

The changelings were hoisted safely from the sea, but the clay was lost.

Hoity Toity spoke sternly to Discord."

Hoity Toity: "The harbor master has told me everything. Things worked much better here before you arrived. I shall not be inviting you back.

Now, Soarin and Pipsqueak, I hope you won't mind having to handle the work by yourselves again."

Pipsqueak and Soarin: "Oh no, sir. Yes, please, sir."

Narrator: "Replied the ponies. Whistling cheerfully, they puffed back to work while Discord sulked slowly away."