DJ The Unfriendly Ghost

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**"**DJ The Unfriendly Ghost**"** is the 2nd episode of Season 1 of the Timepants series. In this episode DJ Grooves pretends to be a ghost to trick Joshy and Serene into thinking he's dead, so that they'll stop unintentionally bothering him. This happens to backfire on him when things get taken too seriously.

### Characters (In order)

* DJ Grooves
* Joshy
* Serene
* Snatcher (Debut/Cameo)
* Moon Penguins
* Express Owls
* Conductor
* Conductor's Grandchildren

## Synopsis

DJ Grooves has spent so much of his bright and sunbeaming morning sculpting a wax sculpture of himself as a prop to use for his upcoming feature products, upon being proud of his creation, he is rudely interrupted by Joshy and Serene playing a form of unknown game to them which involves Joshy lifting a rock to his house to DJ's house, Serene blowing a White Queen piece across a chessboard, Joshy climbing a tree and guessing the location of Serene's Queen she blew, (which was G7 on the chessboard), Serene requests a "King Me!" as she hits the tree and steals Joshy's items, in which she loses, but because it isn't Tuesday, she doesn't lose. DJ Grooves however is annoyed at how loud they are, as he goes in to take a bath.

Out of ideas Serene suggests to play catch by tossing a disc around, in which she accidentally throws it through DJ's window and accidentally hits his wax sculpture in the head and knocks it over. The duo go into DJ's house and retireve the disc that Serene threw, until they realise that something is wrong with DJ Grooves (not knowing it's just a wax sculpture), Serene uses her Animal Crossing Clothes Wheel to change into a lifeguard swimsuit, in which she performs mouth to mouth on DJ Grooves' wax sculpture, her cheeks starts turning purple, she takes a deep breath then she blows again, her face turns blue until she inflates like a balloon, as she lets all the air out, she deflates and falls on the sculpture. Upon getting up, the wax sculpture's head is flattened and Serene's butt has imprinted on the sculpture's face, she claims "he looks better already!", but Joshy assumes he's really cold, in which him and Serene position the sculpture over to a sunlit location in his house, they both question if he is going to be okay, but as they are rambling, Joshy notices his feet are wet, but it the statue's wax melting from the sunlight, which sends the duo into an intense panic, Joshy and Serene are trying to fix the sculpture as it melts, but they have no luck, as Serene points to the sculpture's eyes as they flip over, in which Joshy distraughtly accepts that DJ Grooves is "pushing up daisies". DJ Grooves then eventually steps out from his bath and enters the room in white towels and a lot of talcum powder, in which he sends Joshy and Serene into fear as he eventually realises his sculpture is melted, angrily swearing revenge on them, Joshy pleads to be spared by DJ's "ghostly anger" as Serene kisses his hands. DJ Grooves begins to use this to his advance and decides to spare them, only if they can be quiet and "cater to his every whim".

Outside of the house, Joshy and Serene are seen lifting DJ Grooves on a throne/bed hybrid whilst they are dressed like Moon Penguins, as the poor duo struggle to lift him up he outwears them by sending them around the neighborhood, to even a painting styled as Nyakuza Metro, eventually the duo suffer from exhaustion and find the perfect space for DJ to sit (which was the exact same place from the start). Afterwards DJ Grooves starts to feel hungry and requests the duo to fetch him some nouishment, Joshy sprintly responds by bringing him a grape "fresh from the vine" and a banana "peeled to your liking" for him to eat, until Serene brings DJ a whole watermelon "fresh from the manure fields", DJ Grooves lies on the ground with a watermelon shaped head, as he angrily requests them to find him a cherry pie (in which Serene bakes him in an instance), until DJ asks her to go find it again. With Joshy alone, DJ begins to tests his using abilities by making Joshy jog in place, saying "Flank Steak" and then eventually requesting Joshy to play him some music, but only gives him a piece of tissue paper, Joshy really tries to play something but he sadly cannot do it, in which DJ Grooves orders him to stand there for the whole night in the same space until he can think of something. Joshy sadly stays there the whole night until he collapses out of exhaustion, DJ finds himself "snoozing on the job", in which he is angered at Joshy for failing him and ordering him to clean out his back room, in which Serene charmingly brings the pie to him, only to be tossed in her face, as she licks the pie off of her, Serene proclaims "this is fun!".

The two servants head up into DJ's house, as Serene comedically gets lost in a hallway, they find they backroom, in a fourth wall breaking manner Joshy reveals that all the mess was just a wallpaper. Upon "cleaning" the mess, there's a book on the floor in which Joshy and Serene read, revealing it's a backstory on The Snatcher, which tells that when his soul was left in The Subcon Forest, he haunts the very place because he was never put to rest. Joshy and Serene have the idea that the reason why DJ Grooves is simply so demanding is because they never put him to rest, so they start confusing DJ by tossing rice at him, trying to get him into a coffin and digging a tombstone outside for him, then realising Serene set up a funeral for him. Mourners begin arriving outside the house of DJ, consisting of Express Owls, Moon Penguins, Conductor and Conductor's Grandchildren, in which Conductor sadly vows "We all came as soon as we sure you were dead...", however DJ Grooves is troubled and confused, until he eventually throws in the towel (literally), as he reveals to Serene that he's alive and wants nothing to do with her and Joshy's help. After being denied their assistance no longer Joshy sprouts an idea that he can get DJ Grooves into "The Great Beyond".

As DJ Grooves is relaxing on his throne/bed hybrid, a bubble made by Joshy can be seen consuming him, as he is engulfed and lifted up into the skies, as Joshy and Serene watch tearfully at him. However DJ is freightened and mad at the situation he has been put into, eventually being lifted up so high to where he is stuck floating in Alpine Skyline.