Simping Bad

## Overview

"Simping Bad" is the 13th episode of the Hippo Saga.

Master Chief is enjoying his new luxurious life style now that he works making Crystal with Walter White. However, this doesn't last long as Walter White's addiction to E-girls has cost them all of their profits.

## Original Video Description:

Walter White simps always his life saving for an e-girl (The anime)

ft. Master chief and astolfo

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pantsahat

#breakingbad #halo #anime

## Characters:

#### Main characters:

* Hippo
* Master Chief *(as Johnny117CheckThePecs)*
* Astolfo
* Anime Guy

## Transcript

Walter White: Jesse! We have a problem! I need your help to fix this!

Master Chief: I don't know what you talkin' about, but I been here all day chillin' man.

Walter White: This is serious, Jesse! My wife… she knows about the E-girls.

Master Chief: I’m not gettin’ involved with your wife, man. I got my limits on what I can *mentally handle.*

Walter White: Jessie, I had to spend every single dollar I had. But in the end, Jesse, the streamer, the E-girl… She said my name.

Master Chief: Yoyoyoyo, not cool, man! That was my money too! And you simped it away to some E-girl? We had millions of dollars, man!

Walter White: It was a moment of weakness, Jesse. But it was billions! WITH A **B!**

Master Chief: That makes it *worse!*

Walter White: Everything I did, Jesse, I did for my Family!

Anime Guy: How is giving all your money to a streamer help your family in any way?

Walter White: My new family! With the E-Girls! I’m a Boomer, Jesse. I hate my wife!

Master Chief: I don’t care! Where’s my money, dude?

Walter White: I have a plan, Jesse! I have a plan to fix this, Jesse! You gotta trust me on this!

Master Chief: Fine, tell me the plan.

Walter White: We have to become the E-girls, Jesse.

Master Chief: First of all, lemme get this straight! My name not Jesse! It’s Johnny117CheckThePecs! And second off, I don’t need to become no femboy!

Anime Guy: Yano, being a streamer is actually more difficult than you might think. I really don’t think you have what it takes.

Master Chief: Yo, I haven’t met something difficult my *abs* couldn’t solve, man!

Walter White: Jesse, ain’t nobody gonna give me their life savings! We have to become femboys, Jesse. It’s the only way to get to the top, Jesse.

Master Chief: Yoyoyo! See this shirt? Designer! See this visor? One hundred percent gold, I can’t even see out of it, man. In short, I’m a man’s man, dude. So despite what people on Xbox live been saying to me, I’m a hundred percent straight, ya dig?

Walter White: Jesse! What the hell are you talking about? XBox live gamers don’t lie!

Master Chief: What makes you think they tellin’ the truth, man?

Walter White: Jessie you have a boyfriend!

Master Chief: Yoyoyoyo, *besides that!*

Hippo: **Bruh.**

Master Chief: I mean, I don’t know what you talkin’ about man. The only men I face are on the battlefield.

Astolfo: Hello! I’m just about to finish cooking this batch of crystal. Wanna play Xbox afterwards?

Master Chief: Yoyoyo, I thought I locked you in the bathroom, man!

Walter White: Jesse, what happened to his hair?

Astolfo: What happened to yours?

Walter White: I have cancer… stage three.

Astolfo: Oh! I hope you get to stage four!

Walter White: I will *liquify* you… and put you in the desert with the others. **WHAT HAPPENED?**

Astolfo: You see, Master said my cuteness was causing him an identity crisis. So, I changed my hair!

Master Chief: Yoyoyo, Identity Crisis? I haven’t questioned a single thing in my entire life, man.

Astolfo: You changed your whole personality!

Master Chief: Dude, I’ve always worn Gucci!

Astolfo: Gucci isn’t a personality.

Master Chief: Yo! You can’t just attack an entire culture like that, man!

Astolfo: You don’t have to follow trends to be cool! You were always cool, Master.

Master Chief: Dude, that sounds really g-

Walter White: Jesse! You ruined this, Jesse! No one’s gonna give us money, Jesse! This is like a femboy hooters without any femboys! Nobody  would go there, Jesse.

Master Chief: Couldn’t you just get actual girls, or somethin’?

Walter White: Jessie, I’m a scientist. *Girl’s don’t exist.*

Astolfo: Then who’s the E-girl?

Walter White: Oh, you see, she's…

Anime Guy: **It’s me.**

Walter White: No, No, No…

Anime Guy: I’m the E-Girl. You gave all your money to a *dude*.

Walter White: I miscalculated…

Walter Whie: My wife, Jesse… She took the kids…

Anime Guy: I’m keeping all the money.

## Trivia

* This episode picks up right after where the last one left off with Master Chief still working under Walter White.
* Astolfo changes his hair to be short and black, which is carried over into the next episode.
* The manga volume that Anime Guy is reading on screen is Volume 1 of *Monster Musume*.
* In this episode, Anime Guy is revealed to work as a femboy. Afterwards, he is not seen living with the main cast. We learn in Spider-Man Swings into Debt that he moved out and now lived in his own house (no doubt from all the money he made as a streamer from simps like Walter White). In the same episode, we see Walter White continued simping what was left of his money to Anime Guy long after learning the truth.

## References

1. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster\_Musume