I Am Sigma

"The last autist on earth is not alone."

> *"My name is Vice Von Tiddlywinks. I'm a survivor living in Detroit, Florida. I am broadcasting on all AM frequencies. I will be at Iguana Island everyday at midday. When the sun is highest in the sky. If you are out there. If anyone is out there. I can provide snacks. I can provide Monster Energy. I can provide hentai. If there's anybody out there. Anybody... Please... You are not alone."*
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## History Best Forgotten

It all started with a virus. A virus that jumped from silicon to flesh. From computers to man. An unprecedented development that took the entire human race by surprise and soon subsumed the whole world. A plague known only as FF-14. The virus attacked the synapses of the brain, killing them one by one until nothing but a pile of smooth mush remained. However, a select few were given a fate far worse than permanent brain damage.

No one knew how the contagion first spread. A patient zero was never confirmed. It was first seen during the fall of Blizzfuck Entertainment. When a number of employees were caught allegedly stealing breast milk. They were once a company so powerful, they created their own world in the Discordant Realms known as Asseroth. It was of such impeccable, utopian quality that it attracted even the likes of Gay Robot. However, this one event caused an enormous exodus, forever killing the land of Asseroth and forcing all of its inhabitants to become refugees. Desperate for a new home, they set their sights on Assorzea.

Curious about this new land, and sympathetic to Gaybo's misfortune, Weskerpawnch joined him on this journey. Together, they and millions more settled in and called Assorzea their new home. Little did they know, the true consequences this would evoke.

## The Making of an Omega

While this exodus was going on, Vice stayed on the sidelines and watched from his three story home as all of his friends went on to this new land. He looked on, disturbed at what he saw. Bright, happy, intelligent people were slowly transformed into what he could only describe as "retarded, gay vampires." Autism was on a sharp increase. Just one of the many symptoms Vice noticed early on. He conducted private studies after realizing that these cases were intrinsically linked to the lands of Assorzea. Those who came and went from that foreign land were doomed to this vampiric infection.

Once in the thrall of the virus, they grew sharp fangs and bit the cocks of those who were yet to be infected, sucking their cum dry and turning them into yet more gay vampires. They had but one desire beyond sucking cock. Playing Final Fantasy 14. They played it all day, every day. It was all they talked about. As Vice stated, "They're fucking crack whore retards." Just one of the many things accurately predicted 10 years ago by YoRHa Unit Alex Jones.

One peculiar oddity Vice noticed among the infected was their tendency to cross their arms for no fucking reason. He assumed this was the result of a hivemind forming and taking influence from the game's NPCs.

Fearing the worst, Vice took to his home and boarded up the windows. Given that the infected were largely gamers, Vice knew they were weak to sunlight and would avoid it at all cost. He only went out during the daytime hours to collect supplies and hunt. At night, he was serenaded by the screams of sweaty gamers raging at their keyboards because their retarded friends won't get out of the AoE zone. He had only a colored copy of Emergence to keep him entertained on those lonely nights.