Asherpate's cars series 4 ep 13: 1996 N2O Cola 600

Johnny Blamer returns to the Piston Cup but sadly DNFs once again.

## Transcript

Johnny Blamer: Hey, guys! I'm back from my hard crash!

Dale Earnhardt: We see!

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah! And I don't want a bad crash like yours at North Wikesboro!

Johnny Blamer: It's ok, Jeff.

Eugene Carburaski: HOW DARE YOU CAME BACK! YOU SHOLD HAVE GONE TO THE HELL AND DIE!

Johnny Blamer: Shut up, Eugene Dumbureski! If you give me a bad crash like at North Wikesboro again, I'll die!

Eugene Carbureski: We'll see, Jerky Blamer!

(qualifying)

Ray Reverham: Good job! We're at the pole!

Jeff Gorvette: I'm so exited to win here again like when I got my first win in 1994!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And the 37th Annual N2O Cola 600 is underway!

Jeff Gorvette: Let's do this!

Pinkie: I see Jeff Gorvette holding the lead! He got a bit jump on rookie Ponchy Wipeout as they go down the front straight away!

Ken Squier: Looks like Jeff Gorvette is gonna lead the first lap of this race! And Ponchy, the rookie is pushing him!

Ned Carrett: And he wants to lead the first lap of this race!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Jeff Gorvette still in the lead with the rookie, Ponchy Wipeout right behind him!

Spike: And Ponchy still pushing the 24 car!

Bumper Save crew cheif: Go to the inside!

Ponchy Wipeout: Ok! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Ponchy Wipeout goes by Jeff Gorvette and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Now, Jeff Gorvette is gonna push the rookie, as Ponchy leads lap number 1!

(lap 10)

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Rookie, Ponchy Wipeout is still in the lead with Gorvette pushing him!

Ned Carrett: And Jeff is trying to take the lead!

Ray Reverham: Go to the inside of the 90 car!

Jeff Gorvette: You bet I will! (passes Ponchy Wipeout)

Spike: Jeff Gorvette passes Ponchy Wipeout and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette will lead lap number 10!

(lap 20)

Ken Squier: It's lap number 20! Jeff Gorvette in the lead with his teammate, Crusty Rotor pushing him!

Ned Carrett: Meanwhile in 3rd and 4th, Rowley Boltstrike drafting on Ponchy Wipeout!

Spike: But we're now gonna talk about the leaders!

Ned Carrett: Exacly!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Crusty Rotor still pushing Jeff Gorvette!

Spike: And I want Jeff to win! He's last season's champion!

Vinil Topee crew cheif: Go to the inside!

Crusty Rotor: Ok! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Pinkie: Crusty Rotor passes Jeff Gorvette and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Crusty leads with Jeff in 2nd and Ponchy in 3rd as Crusty leads lap number 20!

(lap 83)

Ken Squier: It's lap 83! Crusty Rotor still in the lead with Jeff Gorvette right behind him!

Spike: And Jeff is gonna push him because they're teammates!

Pinkie: I agree! If Jeff is gonna pass Crusty, then Crusty will push him!

Ned Carrett: That's true!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Jeff Gorvette still pushing Crusty Rotor!

Ned Carrett: And Jeff trying to take the lead again!

Ray Reverham: Inside of the 76 car!

Jeff Gorvette: That's what I'm talking about! (passes Crusty Rotor)

Spike: Jeff Gorvette passes Crusty Rotor and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Crusty Rotor will push him as Jeff leads lap 83!

(lap 120)

Ken Squier: It's lap 120! Jeff Gorvette in the lead with Bobby Carbonte up to 2nd, and Crusty Rotor now in 3rd!

Spike: Now Bobby Carbonte is gonna go by Jeff Gorvette, but can't make he pass!

Ned Carrett: Crusty Rotor trying to pass Bobby carbonte, but he can't make the pass!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Bobby Carbonte still drafting behind the leader Jeff Gorvette!

Pinkie: And Bobby is trying to take the lead from him!

Interstate Batteires crew cheif: Go to the inside of the 24 car!

Bobby Carbonte: Ok! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Bobby Carbonte gose by Jeff Gorvette and takes the lead!

Ken quier: Bobby Carbonte leads lap 120!

(lap 143)

Ken Squier: It's lap 143! Dale Carrett still in the lead with Jeff Gorvette pushing him!

Ned Carrett: Yeah! That's my son!

Spike: And Jeff's trying to take the lead, but it won't be enough to ceatch Dale Carrett so he's gonna push him!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Jeff Gorvette still drafting on the leader, Dale Carrett!

Ned Carrett: And Jeff is still pushing my son!

Ray Reverham: Go to the inside of the 88 car!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (passes Dale Carrett)

Pinkie: Jeff Gorvette passes Dale Carrett, and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette will lead lap 143!

(lap 157)

Eugene Carburaski: SCREW YOU! YOU'RE GONNA END UP LIKE JOHNNY BLAMER! (does a PIT maneuver on Chuck Armstrong)

Ken Squier: TROUBLE! CHUCK ARMSTRONG SPINS AND COLLIDES WITH MURRAY CLUTCHBURN!

Pinkie: OH NO! HERE COMES RUSTY WALLACE!

Ned Carrett: OOF! REALLY HARD IS MARK! HE TAKES OUT ERNIE GEARSON, KYLE TRACKSON, THOMAS TANREV, ROOKIE DAVEY APEX, MARK LANDIS, JOHNNY BLAMER AND JAMES CLEANAIR!

Spike: It could have been just like what Johnny Blamer did at North Wikesboro last season, but that's ok.

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette goes through the caution flag to lead lap 157!

Spike: All of those cars are out!

Faux Wheel Drive crew cheif: It's over.

Johnny Blamer: AGAIN!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ray Reverham: The caution is out!

Jeff Gorvette: I think that's a horrible crash!

(lap 175)

Ken Squier: Dale Carrett trying to take the lead from Jeff, but Gorvette keeps it as they enter turn 3!

Spike: If Eugene Carburaski wrecks both of them later this race, it would be horrible!

Quality Care crew cheif: Inside of the 24 car!

Dale Carrett: Ok! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Now, my son Dale passes Jeff Gorvette and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Dale Carrett leads Jeff Gorvette off the corner, as Dale leads lap 175!

(lap 196)

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Dale Carrett still in the lead with Jeff Gorvette right behind him!

Spike: And Jeff Gorvette trying to take the lead again!

Ray Reverham: Go to the inside of the 88 car!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (passes Dale Carrett)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette goes by Dale Carrett and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette leads Dale Carrett of the corner to lead lap 196!

(lap 214)

Ken Squier: It's lap 214! Jeff Gorvette in the lead with Dale Carrett still pushing him behind!

Eugene Carburaski: TAKE THIS! (does a bump-n-run on Dale Carrett)

Ned Carrett: Oh no! And Eugene Carburaski does the bump-n-run on Dale Carrett and takes 2nd away!

Spike: And now, he's gonna pass Jeff Gorvette! I hate that mean pink car!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Eugene Carburaski trying to take the lead, but Jeff Gorvette gets a great block!

Eugene Carburaski: Now! IT'S YOU'RE TURN LOSER! (does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette)

Pinkie: Oh no! Eugene Carburaski now does the bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette!

Ken Squier: But Jeff Gorvette saves it and holds 2nd place! Eugene Carburaski has the lead and completes lap 214!

(lap 223)

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Eugene Carburaski still blocking Jeff Gorvette from taking the lead!

Spike: And I want Jeff to wreck him!

Jeff Gorvette: Hey, Mr Mean Pink Car, TAKE THIS! (does a bump-n-run on Eugene Carburaski)

Eugene Carburaski: UGH!

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette doesa bump-n-run on Eugene Carburaski, and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette has the lead and will complete lap 223!

(4 laps later)

Ken Squier: It's lap 227! Jeff Gorvette in the lead with Dale Carrett back to 2nd!

Spike: And I'm glad that Eugene Carburaski won't wreck them!

Ned Carrett: Indeed! I belive that my son is gonna win this race!

Ken Squier: Eugene Carburaski doesn't give up climbing back, as Jeff enters turn 3!

Ned Carrett: And I hope my son takes the lead from him!

Quality Care crew cheif: Go to the inside!

Dale Carrett: Ok! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Pinkie: Dale Carrett passes Jeff Gorvette and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Dale Carrett will complete lap 227!

(finish)

Ken Squier: And the winner goes to Dale Carrett!

Ned Carrett: YEAH! YOU'RE MY SON!

Dale Carrett: My dad beliuves that I'll win the Piston Cup!

Dale Earnhardt: Yeah! I am waiting for a win!

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah! Great job, Dale!

Dale Carrett: Thanks, guys!