Mitchell's Farm Supplies

*"If it's not Mitchell's, get back in the truck!"*

### History

Mitchell's Farm Supplies is a company dealing in farm supplies, with products ranging from cattle feed to various utilities. The company hosts the Beef and Dairy Network, and has developed a secretive and scummy reputation over the course of the series. Mitchell's seems to have spread across multiple countries, but their full reach is unknown. It is also heavily implied that Mitchell's deals with advanced bio-engineering, chemicals, and more. This is odd, given that contrary to Mitchell''s advanced science, the general world in the Beef and Dairy Network universe seems to be backwards and scientifically inept.

The company's foundation is unknown, but it has a prominent history, with Buckpea Mitchell being a prolific figure throughout the 80s, leading to the development of the Beef Boy, and more significantly Beefy Boy: The Movie.

### Divisions

The Buckpea Mitchell Foundation is first mentioned in *episode 31*, and is presumably a charitable organization that evades taxes, something Mitchell's is known for. The charitable foundation was first mentioned when it sponsored the redemption of *Eli Roberts*.

Mitchell's Europe is mentioned in *episode 16*, and is presumably a branch of Mitchell's Farm Supplies.

There have been numerous mentions of a secret headquarters. It is unknown where this is located.

### Products

#### Advertised products:

* Grazex: An alternative cattle feed which claims to be capable of serving as a stand-in to concrete, and able to burn with a green flame that can melt diamonds.
* Steel Hoof Deluxe: A tablet designed to reinforce a cow's hooves, till they had the properties of steel. The *Host* claims that by eating the tablets he developed steel-strong fingernails and hair.
* Moozies XL: A sleeping pill designed to pacify cows, that became an absurdly addictive drug for people, including the spokeswoman who advertises the sponsored products.
* Boveshield Plunge: A sterilizing liquid that one dips their cows in, in order to decontaminate them. There are many mentions of the chemicals being incredibly dangerous to your skin.
* Grainium: A modified edible sand for cows, which has repeatedly been stated to be "just sand". The Mitchell's spokeswoman has recommended to get cows to eat it, one should take away all other food sources.
* Megabean: A giant bean, presumably for eating. It's the world's largest man-made bean, and supposedly can grow hair, which the Mitchell's spokeswoman recommends shaving.

#### One-off products:

* Beef Encounters: A dating app for people in the beef and dairy production field, which was focused on in *episode 36*.
* Spunk Blaster Pro: An insemination gun, which has a dual function as a weapon, due to the range and velocity at which the semen launches.

#### Non-sponsored/Mentioned products:

* Beef Boy: a portable game system, with only one game. The system was absurdly large and heavy, and required the user to strap it onto their bodies. The system also had an XL version with more batteries, leading to a higher battery life and a better screen quality.
* Beefy Boy: The only known game for the Beef Boy, with only perhaps 10 copies in existence. The game involved finding the 8 beef crystals and defeating the evil Dr. Hospital, a representation of *Buckpea Mitchell's* disdain for socialized healthcare. The game also was designed to be anti-Asian beef propaganda, supposedly carrying brainwashing effects.
* Beefy Boy: The Movie: The film adaptation of Beefy Boy, which although initially a solid action film, was taken over halfway through by Buckpea Mitchell, leading to it being a complete disaster.
* Beefy Boy Remastered: A re-released version of Beefy Boy, released in response to its rise to popularity in *episode 41*. It has several new levels and a new soundtrack by Sting.
* A variety of semen-launching firearms that preceded the Spunk Blaster Pro, namely the Jizz Musket 5000, the Bull Milk 6-Shooter, Jessem's Piping Bag, the Life Rifle, the Gamete Gun, Dong Thing 32, and Old Uncle Bill's Blowpipe.