A Massive To-Do List

School. Work. Food. Binging shows. Dates. Sleep. Chores...the list goes on, and on. It can be seemingly impossible to balance everything on your list!

## Transcript

Aaron: Look, Study, I know I neglected you all semester, but tonight, it's just you and me, okay? I have to study for this final or I'm going to fail.
Tori: Okay, it's fine, the test is in nine hours... we only need three hours of sleep, right?
Aaron: Yeah, yeah.
Tori: Okay, alright, let's get started.
Matt: You just got a text message!
Tori: No, oh.
Aaron: From who?
Matt: Your mom! Just kidding, she doesn't love you. But you do have 393 unread emails, two of which actually matter.
Aaron: Cell phone, I know, but not right now, I have to focus on studying for this final.
Tori: Yeah, it's tomorrow, okay? It's important.
Aaron: Yes.

Mallory: You know what else is due tomorrow? *Pirates of the Caribbean 5: Dead Men Tell No Tales*.
Aaron: RedBox, I don't want people knowing I rented *Pirates of the Caribbean 5: Dead Men Tell No Tales*.
Mallory: Well, if you don't return *Pirates of the Caribbean 5: Dead Men Tell No Tales* soon, you're going to own it. And then you're going to have to explain to all of your friends why you spent 34 dollars plus tax on, I repeat, *Pirates of the Caribbean 5: Dead Men Tell No Tales*.
Tori: Okay, can we please stop saying *Pirates of the Caribbean 5: Dead Men Tell No Tales*?
Aaron: Yes, yes, I have to focus on studying for...
Matt: Look, Facebook.
Tori: No, real books!
Aaron: Real books, yes.

Adam: Ugh, close your eyes, it's sleepy time.
Aaron: It is late...
Tori: What? No, no, but finals...
Adam: It's so, so late.
Aaron: So, so, so late.
Tori: No, no, Aaron, snap out of it!
Aaron: Oh, you're right, you're right. Stop it, Sleep!
Matt: You just got a notification about...
Natalie: Daredevil Season 3, baby!
Tori: Ugh, how am I supposed to compete with that?
Adam: No, not Netflix!
Aaron: Trust me, Netflix, you look as great as ever, but right now I have to focus on studying for this final.
Natalie: Come on, I have a long list of related shows!
Matt: An I have a long list of apps you need to update.
Adam: And I have a long list of sleep!
Mallory: I'll never annoy you with long lists.
Natalie: Ugh, at the rate you're going, you're never going to annoy anyone ever again. By the way, you do know that I have *Pirates of the Caribbean 5: Dead Men Tell No Tales* for free, right? Yeah.

Aaron: Great. Can you guys please just leave me alone so I can focus on studying for this...
Jason: Hey bro, you want to go work out?
Aaron: No!
Jason: Okay, see you next year!

Aaron: Can you guys please...
James: On the other hand, you probably should go work out.
Aaron: Wait, who are you?
James: Self-doubt. I mean, I try to be. Well, I'll be here pretty much whenever you have downtime.
Aaron: Awesome. I'm going to study, and I'm going to get some sleep.
Dalton: Aaron!
Aaron: No. No, Laundry, please, stop! No, no, no!
Dalton: Fold me.
Aaron: Laundry, I don't even know what of you is clean and what is dirty.
Dalton: I'm all dirty.
Aaron: Ugh.

Adam: Oh, Laundry, did you just come out of the dryer? Because that's my favorite! This is not my favorite.
Natalie: Laundry, hey! It's been a while since we had a folding/binge session.
Dalton: Oh, girl, please!
Natalie: Should we?
Tori: Oh, no, no, no, you know what, guys? You neglect me so much when you hang out without me!
James: People love hanging out without you.
Aaron: Ugh. Can you all please leave me alone so I can focus on studying for this final?
Tori: Yeah, okay, so...
James: I know you have a lot to think about, but just remember, whether you succeed or fail, it doesn't matter, right? I'll always be here to make you feel like you failed.

Matt: You just got a match on Tinder.
Aaron: Ooh! Oh...
Matt: Yeah, I wouldn't.
Stephen: Please, eat!
Aaron: Oh, Stomach, I was thinking about re-microwaving that microwaveable chimichanga...
Stephen: Re-microwaving? Nah, I'm good.
James: Okay, I'm just saying...
Aaron: No, guys, please, please, leave me alone so I can focus on studying for this...
Stacey: Ha!
Crew: *Pirates of the Caribbean 5: Dead Man Tell No Tales*!
Stacey: I own you!