Eat Your Veggies!

**Eat Your Veggies!** is the 68th episode of The Misadventures of Nico Yazawa.

## Plot

All of the μ's get pizza except Nico, because she was forced to eat broccoli by her own mother.

## Characters

### The μ's

* Honoka Kousaka
* Rin Hoshizora
* Umi Sonoda
* Eli Ayase
* Nozomi Toujou
* Hanayo Koizumi
* Maki Nishikino
* Kotori Minami
* Nico Yazawa

## Transcript

* [The episode opens with four of the μ's playing "Mario Kart 64" (Nico, Hanayo, Umi and Eli) on Nico's Nintendo 64 while the other 5 of the members watch]
* [Nico gets in 1st place, therefore she wins.]
* Nico: "WOOHOO! I GOT FIRST PLACE!"
* [However, the μ's shows disinterest towards Nico]
* Nico's Mother: "GUYS, PIZZA IS READY!"
* [The μ's get excited for pizza, and walk to the dinner room.]
* [They go to each of their seats at the table]
* [Each one gets a slice of pizza, except Nico, who has broccoli instead]
* Nico: "Uh mom, what in the name of Sariel is this?!"
* Nico's Mother: "It's broccoli, and eat it young lady!"
* Nico: "No! Why do all of my friends get to eat pizza instead of a motherf\*cking broccoli like me?!"
* Umi: "Nico! Don't swear in the dinner table!"
* Nico: "But these broccolis look like sh\*t!"
* Umi: "Nico, i'm being serious!"
* Nico: "You're not my f\*cking mother!"
* Nico's Mother: "I have to agree with Umi. Nico, your behavior is unacceptable, either you eat the broccoli, or you can have nothing at all!"
* [Nico decides to try the broccoli, but she thinks it tastes bad and spits it towards her mother]
* Nico: "BLECH!!! THIS TASTE LIKE F\*CKING SH\*T!!!"
* Umi: "NICO! WHAT THE HELL, MAN?!"
* Nico's Mother: "Nico! What the hell!? Now i have to clean my clothes!"
* Nico: "Can i at least go to Mcdonald's in the f\*cking first place?!"
* Nico's Mother: **"NO!"**
* Nico: "Why not, mom?!"
* Nico's Mother: "BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A GOOD GIRL AND BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO EAT THE BROCCOLI!"
* Nico: "Why did you made me eat broccoli in the first f\*cking place instead of pizza like all of my friends?!"
* Umi: "Because you don't deserve pizza, Nico!"
* Nico's Mother: "Umi said it."
* Nico: "Can you tell me the reason of why i didn't deserve pizza like all of you?!"
* Nico's Mother: "Because you're not a good girl at all, and you can't just eat junk food all the time!"
* Nico: "WELL F\*CKING FINE!!! IM JUST GONNA GO TO MCDONALD'S INSTEAD!!!"
* [Nico goes to her mom's car]
* Nico: "Sayonara MOTHERF\*CKERS!!!!" [Nico points the middle finger towards the μ's and Nico's Mother]
* Honoka: "She doesn't know to drive..."
* [Nico accidentally crashes into a post close to her house]
* Nico: "SH\*T!"
* Nico's Mother: "**MY CAR!**"
* Nico: "OH SH\*T!"
* [Nico gets out of her mom's car and she attempts to run to McDonald's instead]
* Nico: "I bet running wont make me sweat!"
* [Nico soon starts to sweat after running for a few seconds]
* Nozomi: "Now we can get her! Come on!"
* [The μ's and Nico's Mother chase Nico]
* [Nico stops running and pants]
* Nico: "Huff...Huff..."
* [Honoka grabs Nico's shoulder, Nico gasps]
* Nico: "F\*CK!"
* Nico's Mother: "We'll take you home right now!"
* [When they got back home]
* Nico's Mother: "I cannot believe you spitted your broccoli on me, ran away from home, crashed my car, and tried to run to McDonald's!"
* Nico: "So, am i gonna have broccoli for life?!"
* Nico's Mother: "You will only eat vegetables, fruits and Spicy food from now on, too!"
* Eli: "No more sweets and candies for you!"
* [Cotaro walks in]
* Cotaro: "Hahahahahahahahahahaha!" [Cotaro laughs at Nico]
* Nico: "SHUT UP!!!!!"
* [Nico slaps Cotaro]
* [Cotaro cries]
* Nico's Mother: "WHY YOU DID SLAP YOUR YOUNGER BROTHER!?"
* Nico: "BECAUSE HE IS A PSYCH-"
* [Umi slaps Nico in the face]
* Umi: "Will you gladly f\*cking stop saying Cotaro is a psycho!?"
* Nico: "BECAUSE HE KEEPS F\*CKING LAUGHING AT ME LIKE SH\*T!!!"
* Kotori: "He's just laughing at your misfortunes..."
* [Nico slaps Kotori]
* Kotori: "UMI-CHAAAN!" [cries]
* Nico: "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET MOTHERF\*CKER!!!!"
* [Honoka comforts Kotori while Umi death glares Nico]
* [Nico gets scared]
* Nico: "I'm...I'm...I'm...sorry guys!!!!" [she cries]
* Umi: "You better be sorry, or Nozomi will not just washi washi, but we'll cut off your pigtails, too!"
* Nico: "Well at least you can't make me bald!" [She winks]
* [Igor makes a speaking cameo]
* Igor: "Shmuck bait much?"
* [Igor passes the μ's except Nico Yazawa some hair scissors]
* [Nico whimpers]
* Igor: "You dun goofed!'
* Honoka: "Should we make Nico bald?"
* Umi: "Of course! She deserves it!"
* [They cut Nico's hair until she's bald]
* [Nico cries like a baby]
* Nico: "My...hair...am i gonna be made fun of?!"
* Honoka: [giggles] "Yep!"
* Nico: "Can anyone tell me why all of my friends get to have pizza?!"
* Honoka: "Should we tell her?"
* Nozomi: "Yep!"
* Honoka: "Well, it's not just because we're really behaved, but we helped your mom, too!"
* Nico: "Can i at least have one slice of pizza just for poor Nico?"
* Honoka: "No."
* Nico's Mother: "I agree with Honoka."
* Nico: "I wish you were dead mom..." [Points middle finger]
* [Umi, once again slaps Nico.]
* Umi: "Say that again, **I DARE YOU!**" [death glares Nico again]
* Nico: "Oh well, im just gonna go back into playing my N64!"
* [Nico goes back to playing Mario Kart 64 and ignores the others]
* [Honoka suddenly unplugs the N64 and Nozomi consifcates/takes away the N64]
* Nico: "HEY!!! DONT YOU GUYS HAVE F\*CKING RESPECT?!"
* Honoka: "Respect and Punishments are two differents things."
* Nico's Mother: "And you're grounded for 1 month and 2 weeks!"
* Nico: "UGH, F\*CKING FINE!!!"
* [Nico walks up to her room and locks her door, she turns on her GameCube and plays Mario Kart: Double Dash!!!]
* Honoka: "How we're going open the door now?"
* Nico: "You can't, since you're too weak!" [she laughs] "And you cant sneak through my window!!!"
* [ Charlotte from Fire Emblem Fates walks in.]
* Charlotte: "Don't worry, i'll break this door!"
* [Charlotte swings her iron axe aganist Nico's door, breaking it.]
* Charlotte: "HERE'S CHARLOTTE!"
* Nico: "SH\*T!"
* [Honoka unplugs Nico's GameCube and Nico's Mother takes it away.]
* [Nico cries like a baby again]
* Nico's Mother: "Now you're grounded for two months, young lady!"
* Charlotte: "And if you defy your grounding again, i'll use my iron axe aganist you!"
* [The episode ends with Nico crying]

## Trivia

* The way Charlotte breaks Nico's bedroom door with her axe is a reference to Johnny breaking the door with an axe from *The Shining*.