Rhonda Snortleson

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"*Fifty-nine years old, and she still radiated agelessness, a fountain of both domestic wisdom and womanly power.*"
—Description of Rhonda.
**Rhonda Ivy Snortleson**, née **Clark**, (born June 11, 1296) is a large human woman. She is the third and current wife of Buck Snortleson, with whom she has two children: Danny and Rosá (the later is adopted). Through marrying Buck, Rhonda gained two step-children: Bradley and Jasmine.

## Biography

### Early life

Rhonda Ivy Clark was born on June 11, 1296 to unknown parents. Her grandmother was Anastasia Clark, probably her father's mother.

### Marriage and family

    At one point, Rhonda met Buck Snortleson, a male monkey who was recently divorced from Karen Bonobo. During their first conversation, Rhonda complemented Buck's hair.

Rhonda and Buck were married on August 12, 1342, when she was 46 and he was 45. The couple then proceeded to adopt Rosá Lopez, the young daughter of Ruby Lopez (Buck's first wife), who had died in 1338 due to a ruptured aneurysm.

Around Thanksgiving of 1343, Jasmine (Rhonda's step-daughter) was struggling to make a meal for her in-laws, who were visiting. Jasmine called Rhonda, who was able to instruct Jasmine in the kitchen over speakerphone.

    Rhonda gave birth to her second (first biological) child in 1345, named Daniel Eugene Snortleson. Sometime around 1347, Rhonda attend Jasmine's baby shower. Rhonda and Buck visited Jasmine's house in Port Milo, Furria for Christmas of 1355.

### Political career

In 1363, (at age 66 or 67) she was elected the Prefect of Ooh Ooh Aah Aah County, a position she held until 1375, after two terms.

## Appearances

Web series
*Monkeytown*
* "The Snortlesons" (first appearance)

Written works
Monkeytown Anthology Series
* *Life as Jasmine: Part One* (mentioned)
* *Life as Jasmine: Part Two*
* *Life as Jasmine: Part Three*

Internet
Twitter
* October 1, 2016
* October 1, 2016 (mentioned)
* October 8, 2016
* October 20, 2016
* October 20, 2016
* October 20, 2016
* November 12, 2016 (mentioned)
* March 19, 2017 (mentioned)
* June 11, 2017
* August 29, 2017 (mentioned)

## Behind the scenes

### Toy actor

The toy used to portray Rhonda is an American Girl doll, specifically from the Bitty Baby line. This same doll was used in the *Judge Mia* episode "The Haunted."[*citation needed*]

### Prequel web series

On October 14, 2016, Stuffie Studios ordered a limited eight-part web series titled *Ivy*. This came in response to Rhonda's instant popularity after her appearance in "The Snortlesons." It was planned to be a prequel series about Rhonda's life before meeting Buck, and would star the characters of Rhonda, Alfred Clark (her father), Edna Clark (her mother), and Susie (her best friend). Production was scheduled to begin on December 10. However, the project was "indefinitely shelved" on November 12, 2016. The title, *Ivy*, is a reference to Rhonda's middle name.

## Gallery

Rhonda when she first meets Buck.Alternate outfit.Rhonda and her husband, Buck.Rhonda, Buck, their son Danny, and their adoptive daughter, Rosá.Rhonda, Buck, and Rosá.Rhonda, Buck, Danny, Rosá, and Rhonda's step-son, Bradley.

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 1.5  Bennett Joel (@bjoelmnkytwn) on Twitter (March 19, 2017). "In 1363, Rhonda Snortleson was elected as Ooh Ooh Aah Aah County Prefect, and served two terms (until 1375)" (Archived page).
2. ↑  Bennett Joel (@bjoelmnkytwn) on Twitter (November 14, 2017). "Maggie Stein elected Ooh Ooh Aah Aah Country Prefect in heated 1375 race."
3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 3.2  Bennett Joel (@bjoelmnkytwn) on Twitter (June 11, 2017). "Very happy birthday to Rhonda Snortleson!" (Archived page).
4. ↑ 4.0 4.1 4.2 4.3 4.4 4.5  Miaverse Canon (@MiaverseCanon) on Twitter (October 8, 2016). "Here's the newest up-to-date family tree of the Snortleson-Bonobo Clan." (Archived page).
5. ↑ 5.0 5.1 5.2 5.3 5.4 5.5 5.6 5.7 5.8 5.9  *Monkeytown*: Season 2, episode 3 - "The Snortlesons"
6. ↑  Bennett Joel (@bjoelmnkytwn) on Twitter (August 27, 2017). "Long-lost illustration of Anastasia Millicent Clark (née Bittlemeier), grandmother of Rhonda Snortleson.."
7. ↑  Bennett Joel (@bjoelmnkytwn) on Twitter (January 18, 2017). "Bradley and Angela eventually reconciled after their break-up and were happily married" (Archived page).
8. ↑ 8.0 8.1 8.2 *Life as Jasmine: Part Two*
9. ↑  Bennett Joel (@bjoelmnkytwn) on Twitter (October 1, 2016). "Buck Snortleson & Rhonda Clark (m. August 12, 1342)" (Archived page).
10. ↑ 10.0 10.1 10.2  Article on Mia Plus (April 26, 2018). *EDITORIAL: All Those Failed Spin-offs*.
11. ↑  Bennett Joel (@bjoelmnkytwn) on Twitter (November 12, 2016). "we were planning to make "Ivy", an 8-part miniseries prequel about Rhonda Clark's life before meeting Buck."
12. ↑  Bennett Joel (@bjoelmnkytwn) on Twitter (November 12, 2016). "as of today, it is indefinitely shelved."
13. ↑ 13.0 13.1 13.2 13.3  Bennett Joel (@bjoelmnkytwn) on Twitter (October 1, 2016). "The (New) Snortleson Family: Buck, Rhonda, Rosá, Danny, Bradley." (Archived page).