Mack VS Otto VS Leonard Hofstadter VS Ira Gamagori

## Description

4 chauffeurs go head to head in a **DEATH RACE**

## Intro

***Ringmaster: Hello everybody, welcome back to DEATH RACE!***

***Today's race is an exciting one as not only will our racers have to dodge dangerous obstacles to make it to the end, they'll also have to escort their passengers safely across the finish line. Now lets meet today's racers***

### Mack

***First up, we've got McQueen's very own transporter, Mack. This 80's era Mack Super-Liner semi cab is super reliable*** ***in transporting McQueen anywhere, lets just hope he doesn't encounter some street racers, otherwise he's done for.***

### Springfield Elementary School Bus

***From the not so quiet suburban neighborhood is Otto's very own school bus. He is one of the lucky ones, for he only needs to get one classroom kid across the finish line. But don't think that means you can go murdering kids, that wasn't it the parents contracts.***

### Leonard Hofstadter's 2002 Saab Sedan

***Now from Springfield to Pasadena, we have Leonard's Saab sedan which he uses to transport his buddy Sheldon to work everyday (And everywhere else). Considering Sheldon's usually a pain in the ass, lets hope he doesn't make Leonard wanna kill him.***

### Ira Gamagori's 1959 Cadillac Eldorado

***Last but not least is the ride of Lady Satsuki's impenetrable shield, Ira Gamagori, this brute enforcement officer has been known to ride in this swag mobile. He'll help any student of Honnouji Academy that's in need including Ryuko Matoi and Mako Mankanshoku.***

***With that out of the way, lets join our commentators, Wiz and Boomstick, before we start the race!***

Wiz:Like before, our rules are the same: Whoever reaches the finish line first wins, but we don't care how they get there. Boomstick has provided the track with obstacles and dangerous stunts that each driver has to get through but as stated before, this time our competitors have to get their passengers safely across the finish line, otherwise they'll be disqualified.

**Boomstick:Welp, guess someones in danger**

## Death Race

(The racers start to rev their engines)
Wiz:Alright, let's join our racers at the starting line!

**Boomstick:It's time....FOR A DEATH RACE!!!**

3!

2!

1!

GO!

( Gamagori races ahead while Mack & Otto block Leonard from passing)
**Boomstick: looks like Leonard's not getting by, ironic cause he's going to school while being blocked by a school bus.**

wiz: we're approaching our first obstacle, a CLIFF!!!!!!

(Que:https://youtu.be/yuGFhEQGYK0)

Sheldon: Uh Leonard, you do realize that we have to jump over that cliff, right?

Leonard: Yes I know now shut up

(As they approach the cliff, the racers speed up and are able to make the jump)

**Boomstick: Woah, how did they do that?**

Wiz: I have no idea

(Cut to Sheldon and Leonard)

Sheldon: Well, at least we're still alive

Leonard: yup

Mack: Hey Lightning, how you doing? Lightning?

(Mack decides to stop, which allows Leonard to pass him, and check whether or not Lightning is ok. When he opens the door to his trailer, he finds out that Lightning has gone missing)

**Boomstick: looks like there were street racers, but when?**

Wiz: well he's missing out on the next obstacle.

**Boomstick: the crowning achievement of my disaster making career, the Flame Spiral!!!!!!!**

( We pan over from the races to a giant track spiraling downward with flames shooting out the sides)

Otto: hang on kids, this may get bumpy.

(Otto,Leonard, and Ira drift down the track while trying not to get caught in the flames)

Sheldon: do you wanna play I Spy.

Leonard: Damnit, this isn't the time for one of your stupid car ga... JESUS!!!!!!

(Leonard's car gets engulfed in a stream of flames that caused them to spiral into a wall & off the track)

Ira:Hmm, such a pathetic duo of nerds

Wiz:I never thought I'd say this, but this is a well designed obstacle. I'm proud of your architect ski...

**Boomstick: shhhh, do you hear that?**

(Que:https://youtu.be/n8-wN0lc5qk)

(We pan over to the top of the spiral, where lightning McQueen leaps down to join the others)

Wiz: Guess he couldn't resist a good race

**Boomstick: And just in time to as our next obstacle is about the opposite of fire**

wiz: Lemme guess, it's an ice lake

**Boomstick: Just you wait, it'll be an entertaining experience**

(The racers start to cross the ice lake but as they get to the middle of it the ice starts breaking and reveals a huge battleship which starts to shoot at them)

Otto: Uh oh, I gotta get these kids to school whatever it takes

Ralph: \*Chuckles\* I'm in danger

(Lightning is shot by one of the canons and as a result veers off course and falls into the frozen lake)

Ira: I don't think that'll be the last talking car we'll be seeing for a long time

Ryuko: Oh no

(The last two racers drive off the ice lake and are almost at the finish line)

Wiz: Is it just me or does it look like we'll be seeing two winners today

**Boomstick: Not if I have anything to do with it**

Wiz: Boomstick what's the next obstacle?

**Boomstick: Our last obstacle is Honnouji Academy's Automotive Airsoft Club led by Ryōsuke Todoroki himself**

(We cut to the last two racers with the automotive airsoft club approaching from behind)

Otto: Woah, am I really seeing this? Eh whatever

Ira: Huh, him again

(The club starts shooting at the remaining racers)

Ira: Time to do something that can help us win this thing

(Ira starts going into a spin, which accidentally hits Otto's bus, causing it to lose control and roll over and destroy the club while Ira passes the finish line with both his passengers without a scratch)

## Ranking

1st:Ira Gamagori

2nd:Otto

3rd:Lightning McQueen

4th:Leonard Hofstadter

## Next Time

( silhouettes of four cars appear)

freds footmobile (Flintstone's) Jetson car (Jetson's). Incredibile (Incredibles). 1978 Ford Fairmont (amazing world of gumball)

Flintstones VS Jetsons VS Incredibles VS Wattersons