Rhea Eras

Rhea can only like four things at a time like a Pokemon. as such they have had several Areas of Interest which Rhea Scholars call "Eras".

Here are some of the Rhea Eras (note: top Rheaologists are still working on uncovering more lore)

## The Skyrim Era

This probably lasted the longest, becuase Rhea is a furry and enjoys looking at khajiit. As such the Skyrim Era lasted longer than usual.

## The Precure Era

This lasted about one month. Rhea watched the seasons with bitchy characters such as Yukari and Milky Rose because they enjoy envisioning themselves being bullied.

## Chronic WoW Syndrome

This has occurred on and off through Rhea's history, usually they will play for a few days to come up with a new transmog idea, then decide they hate their current character and quit for two years. Scientists are currently theorizing that the next WoW Era will come with Burning Crusade Classic, which they will play for two days with Pike before quitting. **UPDATE:** This has woke up to truth and has happened. Pike, Rhea, and Bri played Burning Crusade Classic for approximately two sessions/days total and it's theorized they may never play it again, as Game Sux.

## The Thom Yorke Era

Ongoing... see also Thom Yorke and Creep.

## The Justin Trudeau Era

Lasted about one month. The relationship was going well, sparks were flying, and there were rumors of a wedding. Then Rhea realized that Canada is French and it all went to hell.

## Creep 2

Creep 2 was all Rhea listened to for approximately 48 hours.

## The Twilight Era

For approximately two weeks Rhea wanted to be a vampire and have a hot vampire gf, this culminated in them playing Skyrim again. See also: The Skyrim Era. **UPDATE**: scientists have recently discovered that Rhea still wants a hot vampire gf.

## The Morrowind Era

Surprisingly Rhea is currently playing Morrowind! This era will probably last another few days, then they will literally never play it again. **UPDATE:** Rhea completed their Morrowind playthrough, finishing it at 4 am as Sophie and Bri made fun of them and told them to kill random NPCs. Rhea will likely not play it for another 5 months, in which they will play it for roughly 134 hours and then quit before finishing one of the DLC.

## The Diablo Era

"I hate video games" - Rhea, immediately before leveling three different Diablo characters from 0 to paragon 300 in 48 hours

## Utena

Revolutionary Girl Utena was Rhea's favorite show for about one week. Now if you mention roses to them they become enraged and make the noise in WoW when a hunter goes into Bestial Wrath.

## The Homeless Era

In late July, Rhea's landlords discovered that their family was keeping two dogs, rather than the one allowed by the rental agreement. Whilst a brief caper to convince them that Milly and Rhea were the same dog ensued, it fell apart after Rhea chased Milly into the room trying to steal back a chew toy. As a result, Rhea's family was summarily and illegally made homeless within the space of, like, 30 hours, it was some real bullshit tbh and I hope they sue the shit out of the landlords.

While living out of a motel Rhea set up a GoFundMe and was surprised to see that they were actually beloved and popular enough to easily meet the funding goal. The upside is that their family has managed to avoid much financial hardship and is currently working to find new accommodations that allow more than one pet, the downside is that it means Rhea is no longer humble.

## The Maoist Era

As a result of the unjust and illegal eviction, Rhea and their mother have both gone Full Maoist. In a few decades the books about Great Leader Rhea will note this as a formative event that drove them to achieving power and eradicating the landlords with a zeal Mao would call excessive.

## The Gacha Era

As of August 2021 Rhea is addicted to the gacha channel in sophie's discord, they have abandoned talking in any other gc so they can roll for moms and Godzilla every single hour. At 9:39pm Florida Time on August 26, Rhea rolled a character named sophie and married her, as of now it's unclear whether Rhea's love of divorce will end this newfound matrimony.

## The Buster Bluth Era

September 2021: Rhea only cares about moms and acquiring more and more dog emotes to send to mother figures for example Sophie. Every time she shows Sophie a new dog emote or gacha character she got she says "these are my awards, mother. from army."

## The Return of Radiohead

Thom Yorke is releasing a new version of How To Disappear Completely and a True Love Waits version of Pulk/Pull, these will both destroy Rhea IRL and Thom knows it. **UPDATE:** album sucked

## Back to Twitter

Speedrunning losing as many followers as possible

## The Progesterone Era aka The Lindsay Bluth Slut Shirt Arc

Rhea has been [REDACTED] Progesterone and now they are [REDACTED] and thinking about [REDACTED] scenarios involving [REDACTED]

## Rhea Becomes Shinjicore

It's probably best not to talk about this

## The Lazy Era

Pike and Rhea haven't updated this site in decades.

## The Girlfriend Era

An ongoing era, Rhea has met a wonderful person by the name of Caroline, who they love dearly with all of their heart. They have never been this happy in their life, and enjoy every day they spend with her.

## The Non-binary Era

Rhea had an epiphany while playing World of Warcraft, "I'm Non-binary," they thought as they did one of their few dailies they could reliably do with their shoddy internet. "This can wait, however," they continued, "I have races to finish and mounts to obtain." Rhea never ended up getting said mounts.

## The Testament Era

Rhea was going to live the rest of their life as their previous self, unhappy and feeling wrong at all times, but something changed. Caroline was explaining Guilty Gear lore as she does often and brought up the character "Testament". Rhea, knowing that they had heard about them many times, often in rather unrepeatable comments, tried their best to treat the character with a fresh start. Upon looking at their wiki page, Rhea saw just how happy Testament was, how many hobbies they have, how they accepted themselves, Rhea couldn't help but wish that were them. Upon learning that Testament was AMAB, a seed was planted in their mind. The day that Rhea realized that they were Non-binary, they knew exactly who to model themselves after. "Wow... they're LITERALLY me," Rhea exclaimed.