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##### Sheet Music

* Hey, Joe!
* Selling Out
* The Professor’s Song – physics version (incl. math version)
* The Derivative Song (dy/dx)
* Trees
* The Subway Song
* Speed's song
* Post-Thanksgiving Hymn
* The Night I Appeared as Macbeth
* I Can’t Think Why
* High School Hymn
* Te Amo
* The Slide Rule Song
* O-U (The Hound Song)
* The Ice Cream Tango (incl. scene)
* Deep Doodoo
* We’re Talkin’ Algebra
* Why Not Fight? (aka Fight Song)
* S-N (Snore, Sniff, and Sneeze)
* N Apostrophe T
* The Love Song of the Physical Anthropologist
* Political Action Song
* No Rice
* There’s a Delta for Every Epsilon
* That’s Mathematics
* Whatever Became of Hubert? (incl. Look What’s Become of Hubert)
* Who’s Next?
* When You Are Old and Gray (incl. verse added for Tomfoolery)
* We Will All Go Together When We Go
* Wernher Von Braun
* The Wiener Schnitzel Waltz
* The Vatican Rag
* Silent E (incl. private version)
* The Masochism Tango (incl. revision)
* Smut (incl. revision)
* She’s My Girl
* Send the Marines (incl. U.K. revision)
* Pollution
* Poisoning Pigeons in the Park
* Oedipus Rex
* New Math
* MLF Lullaby
* L-Y
* In Old Mexico (incl. revision)
* My Home Town
* The Old Dope Peddler
* The Irish Ballad
* The Wild West is Where I Want to Be
* I Wanna Go Back to Dixie (incl. revised version)
* I Hold Your Hand In Mine
* I Got It From Agnes
* The Hunting Song
* (I’m Spending) Hanukkah in Santa Monica
* The Folk Song Army
* Fight Fiercely, Harvard
* The Elements (incl. the Aristotle version)
* A Christmas Carol
* Be Prepared
* Bright College Days
* So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III)
* Alma
* National Brotherhood Week

##### **Lyrics**

* All I Need Is a Job
* All is Well
* Alma
* Are There Any Questions?
* Baby, Is It Love?
* Be Prepared
* The Bourgeoisie
* Bright College Days
* A Christmas Carol
* Clementine
* Deep Doodoo
* The Derivative Song (dy/dx)
* Dodging the Draft at Harvard
* Don’t Major in Physics
* The Elements (incl. Aristotle version)
* Fight Fiercely, Harvard
* Finch and Dench
* The Folk Song Army
* Fugue for Scientists
* GSAS Alma Mater
* George Murphy (incl. The George Murphy Campaign Song and addenda)
* Hail Chemistry
* (I’m Spending) Hanukkah in Santa Monica
* He’s Not the One
* Hey, Joe
* High School Hymn
* The Hunting Song
* I Can’t Think Why
* I Got It from Agnes
* I Hold Your Hand in Mine
* I Wanna Go Back to Dixie (incl. revised version)
* The Ice Cream Tango (incl. scene)
* In Old Mexico (incl. revision)
* The Irish Ballad
* It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier (incl. U.K. version)
* Juca
* L-Y
* A Liter and a Gram
* Lobachevsky
* The Love Song of the Physical Anthropologist
* MLF Lullaby
* (We’re Gonna Put) A Man on the Moon
* The Masochism Tango (incl. revision)
* The Menu Song
* The Mumble Song
* My Home Town
* N Apostrophe T
* National Brotherhood Week
* New Math
* The Night I Appeared as Macbeth
* No Rice
* O-U (The Hound Song)
* Oedipus Rex
* The Old Dope Peddler
* Poisoning Pigeons in the Park
* Polaroid Photography Song
* Political Action Song
* Pollution
* Post-Thanksgiving Hymn
* The Professor’s Song – physics version (incl. math version)
* Relativity
* s = ½ gt²
* Snore, Sniff, & Sneeze
* The SAC Song (movie version) (incl. extra lyrics)
* Scenery
* Selling Out
* Send the Marines (incl. U.K. revision)
* Shakespeare Lied
* She’s My Girl
* Silent E (incl. private version)
* The Slide Rule Song
* Smut (incl. revision)
* So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III)
* Sociology
* Speed’s Song
* The Subway Song
* Sunshine
* Take Me For a Walk
* Tango de la Menegilda
* Te Amo
* Thank Him for Me
* That’s Mathematics
* There’s a Delta for Every Epsilon
* Trees
* Unsong
* The Vatican Rag
* We Will All Go Together When We Go
* We’re Talkin’ Algebra
* Wernher von Braun
* Whatever Became of Hubert? (incl. Look What’s Become of Hubert)
* When You Are Old and Gray (incl. verse added for Tomfoolery)
* Who’s Next?
* Why Not Fight? (aka Fight Song)
* The Wiener Schnitzel Waltz
* The Wild West Is Where I Want to Be
* Without an S