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Businessman

The **Businessman** is a character played by Broden that appears in Pizza Man (+ Aunty Donna Deal with a Heckler).

He is a big businessman.

### Biography

He once went into a pizza shop for lunch and Salvatore Michaelangelo appeared. The man listed the flavours; mariacine, capedicone, figedarine, nosepitate, nipabalone, and dickemahandajob. However, the businessman just wanted a bloody pizza so Salvatore went to get him one. He got him a shoe instead, which the businessman noticed and berated him for. He was interrupted when Zach came in as a heckler and Broden broke character. (*Pizza Man (+ Aunty Donna Deal with a Heckler)*)
Adrian Dean

**Adrian Dean** is a former member of Aunty Donna. He was the fourth writing and performing member for several years before his departure.

According to the rest of Aunty Donna, the reason Adrian is no longer in the group is because he is dead. Despite his death, he was a guest on episode 19 of the podcast. On the podcast he claimed that he left the group for two reasons. He was unhappy with Zach touching his chode, and he wanted to study medicine. In non-Aunty Donna podcasts, the boys have mentioned that he left due to disagreements on how much time to commit to Aunty Donna projects. He now has become a Trainee Lawyer, who graduated in the top 2% of his law degree.

## Biography

Adrian first met Broden Kelly in high school. He went to the University of Ballarat Arts Academy where he was a year above the rest of the group and two years above Mark. The formation of Aunty Donna can, in part, be attributed to him and Broden wanting to write comedy together.

When Adrian left the group to not pursue comedy anymore, the group needed to rejig their dynamic as a triangle rather than two goofy guys and two straight men, and this caused stress within the group but they were able to get back on track.

In the Aunty Donna Pilot, Mark, Zach and Broden dealt with the loss of Adrian from the group. Adrian did not appear. (*Aunty Donna: The Pilot*)

On the Aunty Donna Podcast, Dean was mentioned in a list of characters that are no longer with us. (*Podcast Ep 150 - The 150th Episode Special!!!*)
Aunty Donna and the Fax Machine Shop

**Aunty Donna and the Fax Machine Shop (A Murder Mystery)** was a live show by Aunty Donna that took place from 2012 to 2013.

The show was created in partnership with Figure 09, and performed at the Melbourne Fringe Festival and the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

## Official synopsis

"Aunty Donna", Melbourne's naughtiest sketch comedy troupe, will again don their man suits to premiere their newest work, "Aunty Donna And The Fax Machine Shop" at the 2012 Melbourne Fringe Festival.

When the old Wizard man who owns the local Fax Machine Shop is stabbed 17 times in the back, causing an uproar to sweep throughout the town, there’s only one sketch comedy group in the world who can solve the murder. . .

But Aunty Donna will do.

## Narrative

The quartet’s tour bus breaks down in the remote outpost of Spookyville (or Giant Scrotum-Ville) on the way to a gig at the Nar Nar Goon RSL, and on seeking help they discover that someone has murdered the owner of a fax machine shop. They investigate and meet the town’s inhabitants. These include the hippy-drippy owners of an organic bookshop, John (The Man Who Touches People Innapropriately), and the Heroin Man, who introduces himself to the audience via a song-and-dance number.

The show involved running jokes about Boost Juice and cum. There was a fight scene with "repeated punches to a lifeless victim" and an extended tap-dance interlude.

## Promotion

The group uploaded a short series of videos to promote the show in March 2013, some of which featured Kevin Harrington.

## Reception

Reviews were generally positive, though many marked the show down for cum jokes. Nicole Humphreys, reviewing for Crikey, wrote that "there was certainly too much time spent on discussing semen, for my liking anyway."

The actual shows were mostly sold out, particularly in the Lithuanian Club at the Melbourne Fringe Festival.

### Awards

The show won the People’s Choice Award for the 2012 Melbourne Fringe, and was nominated for the Golden Gibbo Award at the 2012 Melbourne Comedy Festival.

## Shows

1. ↑ https://www.chortle.co.uk/review/2013/04/05/29135/aunty\_donna\_and\_the\_fax\_machine\_shop
2. ↑ https://www.crikey.com.au/2012/10/09/review-aunty-donna-and-the-fax-machine-shop-melbourne-fringe
Best Hilarious Cake Prank!

**Best Hilarious Cake Prank!** is the second sketch in BEST CONTENT EVER!!1!.

## Synopsis

A hilarious prank from those cheeky boys at Aunty Donna! See as the boys do a hilarious silly prank on some unsuspecting folk! Haha! Watch till end! Haha!

## Plot

Chef Zach tells Mark to carry the cake over to Broden, but he needs help. Danny McGinlay approaches, and helps carry the cake, but they drop it and chef Zach returns and strangles Mark, but it's all a prank!

They do the same to Michelle Cassar, who is confused by the situation.

Honor Wolff approaches and they have the same plan, but she breaks Zach's neck as well as Broden's, then Mark's and all of the crew members, but this is a prank on another crew member until she breaks his neck too. She distracts the two remaining crew members before running to break their necks.

## Characters

* Broden
* Mark
* Zach
* Danny McGinlay
* Michelle Cassar
* Honor Wolff

## Credits

* Director MAX MILLER
* Producer JESSICA GALEA
* Director of Photography MAX MILLER
* Production Designer WILLIAM BOBBIE STEWART
* Art Department GEORGIE THOMAS
* Costume Designer INGRID BEILHARZ
* Costume Assistant DARCI CAMPBELL
* 1st Assistant Director JESSICA GALEA
* 2nd Assistant Director CANDY CHRISTOU
* Sound Recordist NICK WHELAN
* 1st Camera Assistant/Gaffer ALASTAIR DUFFIELD
* 2nd Camera Assistant KIRALEE GREENHALGH
* Editor MAX MILLER
* Composer THOMAS ARMSTRONG
* Sound Mixer + Mastering
* THOMAS ARMSTRONG
* Runner JOSH HOWLETT
Electrician Broden

**Electrician Broden** is a character played by Broden Kelly in Podcast Ep 122 - Michelle's Party Quiz Shenanigans FEAT. MICHELLE BRASIER.

He is an electrician from Doreen, Victoria. He has a beautiful wife and three kids who now have a show about the AFL. He studied medicine for 8 years at the University of Melbourne.

He came on the show *Running Away From Your Problems* so he could risk it all (death) and win big. He was running from a $1500 voucher to JB Hi-Fi. He picked newspaper for a food, and chose *I Love You New York* for a movie set in Paris. Harriet then killed him and he went to purgatory in Northland. She killed his three sons also, which he was fine with. Harriet then brought him back as a ghost, and he said he was a pleb because he was in it to win it. He was then cast as the new Doctor Who, but died again when Zach won the game show. (*Podcast Ep 122 - Michelle's Party Quiz Shenanigans FEAT. MICHELLE BRASIER*)
Bigoted Bill

**Bigoted Bill** is a character played by Zach who appears in the episode 'Being Bigoted in the Workplace', the first episode of the 1999 series.

Bigoted Bill is a neo-Nazi. He was described as "a nasty man" by Regular Bill, who didn't know why he worked in the office. Bill does Excel spreadsheets and reads about the white nation. He is bald with some short facial hair and a large swastika tattoo on his forehead. He is sometimes confused with Regular Bill who is a genuinely nice bloke.

## Biography

### Working in the 1999 office

In the 1999 Office, Mark got him confused with Regular Bill, but was corrected. In the after-credits scene, Bill explained his reading habits and use of spreadsheets. (*Being Bigoted in the Workplace*)
Best Day Of My Life

**Best Day Of My Life** is the fifth track of The Album, and the third released as a video. It was released on YouTube and Spotify on 22 February 2018. A behind-the-scenes video was released on 5 March, 2018. A live version was recorded at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival Opening Night Comedy Allstars Supershow and uploaded to YouTube on 4 April, 2018.

## Cast

* Broden
* Zach
* Mark
* Demi Lardner
* Tim (referenced)
* Andrew (unknown)
* Daniel (referenced)
* Miss Zahariou (referenced)
* Pat (unknown)

## Trivia

* This is the first sketch to take place in the fictional school of Glennridge Secondary College, prior to the actual series, as can be seen from the initials on the students' uniforms.
* This is filmed at Thornbury High School. Everyone there was very nice to them.
* Friends are fun.
* Demi Lardner wears a hat in this video. She moved to Sydney and they miss her.
* The music is good and Tom made it.
* Everything in this video is real and happened to their friend, Spencer Scholz.
* When they performed the song during the Album Tour, Demi's lines were performed by Michelle Brasier.
* The MICF live version differs from the Album version in several ways
	+ Mark has Demi's lines
	+ The line "Uniform Cunt" is changed to "Uniform Fuck"
	+ Mark's line about Shrek in English class was cut
Dr Zach

**Dr Zach** is a character played by Zachary Ruane in Haven't You Done Well 7: How to Apply Sunscreen Good.
He is a doctor. He knows a lot about slopping and cancer.

## Appearances

### Haven't You Done Well 7: How to Apply Sunscreen Good

Broden and Mark speak to him about slopping. He says it's very important, more so than taking panadol, and you've gotta slop every day to not get cancer.
Dr Fernanda

Dr. Fernanda is Michelle Brasier's Teacher's doctor helping him recover from a stroke.

## Biography

Dr. Fernanda called into the Aunty Donna Podcast looking for Michelle Brasier's Teacher, Mr. [beep] as he was looking for him. He explained to the boys and Michelle that since the stroke, Mr. [beep] has been getting very confused. Michelle told him he could finger anyone he wanted except students, but specified that as she was now over 18 years old it would be okay. The call ended quickly. (*Podcast EP 11 Feat. MICHELLE BRASIER)*
Coal Mine

The mine in snailboy's fanimation THE BLOKE SHOW WITH BRODEN

**Coal Mine** is a character played by Mark Bonanno.

It was a coal mine, and a friend of Broden Kelly. It was killed by his mortal enemy Margaret Thatcher. It had a wife, who called it a 'Sooky Soot Sock', when it came home from work covered in coal. It was in a coma for 56 years and had a 72 year old son, Rabbit.

It was in the water amongst the wreck of the Titanic when it detected his mortal enemy, Margaret Thatcher. It attempted to shoot her (likely with a ray-gun), but was thwarted by her parliamentary defences. After some discussion, Margaret Thatcher killed it (likely with a shotgun) whilst it was singing about prostate cancer to the tune of *Cats in the Cradle*. (*Podcast Ep 111 - Broden's Shed*)
Australia Day Special II

### Cast

Felicia, Zach, Mark, Broden, Joe Kosky, Stuart Daulman, Angus Gordon, Matt Stewart, Jess Perkins, Luis Brown, Sam Lingham, Jack, Lachlan,

### Characters

* Demi Lardner (Angus Gordon)
* Grey Nurse Shark (itself)
* Neapolitan Bonaparte (Broden)
* Charlie Bonanno (unknown)
* Count Dagula (Broden)
* Stan Ruane (unknown)
* Salmon Rushy (Broden)
* A cheeky bowl of jelly (Mark)
* A French soldier from World War II who is made of jelly (Broden)
* Saul on the road to Damascus being blinded by the light of the Lord as he is time travelling to find Ted Danson who is also time travelling and he can only communicate through beeps and boops like R2D2 and he is also made of jelly (Zach)
* Kangaroo (Joe Kosky)
* Leone Kelly (Jess Perkins)
* God (Zach)

**AUNTY DONNA AUSTRALIA DAY SPECIAL II - ABOUT TONIGHT LIVE** is the second Aunty Donna Australia Day special on About Tonight on Channel 31 Melbourne, broadcast on the 25th of January 2016.
Funny Guy from Work Getting Up at an Open Mic Night for the First Time and Everyone from Work has Come to Support Him

The **Funny Guy from Work Getting Up at an Open Mic Night for the First Time and Everyone from Work has Come to Support Him** is a character played by Mark Bonanno in Housemates in Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.
He is just a guy who's pretty funny at work and has a few supportive friends, including Nadia.

He applied to be a housemate in the Big Ol' House of Fun, performing at an open mic night. Nadia came to support himm, but he was rejected (*Housemates*).
Frems

**Frems** is a neologism made up by Zachary Ruane, which is a modified version of the word "friends."

It originates from Zach and Joe Kosky finding it funny that Gotye pronounced "friends" as "frems" in his song *Somebody That I Used to Know*. Zach pushed for a full 7-minute sketch about it which failed, but then sneaked it into Haven't You Done Well 2 - HOTSOUP which resonated well with fans. For a while in 2016, frems was the word Broden used to refer to Aunty Donna patrons, while Zach used it to refer to fans as a whole. Zach gave the title of "massive frems" to patrons instead, and "supermassive frems" to those that donated large amounts. (*Patreon Poddy 1*)
1970s Investigative Journalist

}}The **1970s Investigative Journalist** is a character played by Zachary Ruane in Housemates in Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.
He is an investigative journalist from the 1970s. He wears a shirt and a patterned tie.

## Biography

### Housemate application

He applied to be a housemate in the Big Ol' House of Fun while trying to investigate, and found some shocking news from the White House. He was rejected. (*Housemates*)
I Dance Like This

**I Dance Like This** is the seventh and final sketch in the Ripper Aussie Summer series.

## Plot

DJ SweetLove starts up a track. The Daggy Mum dances like this: left, right and awkward giggle. The Tipsy Dad dances like this: shuffle, shuffle, don't move your feet. The Awkward Teen dances like this: bounce, bounce, hunch your shoulders. His Attractive Cousin dances like this: sexy, sexy, and a little bit coy. The Awkward Teen shouldn't have these feelings so he dances like this: look up here and not at my pants. DJ SweetLove dances like this: wicka wicka woo I'm a bit of a c\*\*t. Uncle Ben dances like this: ticka ticka tong tong ta ting tong ta tingy tong. The Construction Worker is on his break. The Dog dances like this: ruff, ruff, why can I talk?

Charles, the angry neighbour, dances like this: keep down the noise, I'm trying to sleep. The Tipsy Dad says they're having fun, but Charles says "fuck your fun, I gotta get to sleep." The Tipsy Dad dances like this: yah, yah, ya ya yah, and punches Charles in the face. Charles falls and splits open his head on the concrete.

A Police Officer approaches, and he dances like this. The Paramedic dances like this. The Cowboy dances like this. The Bear dances like this. The Mermaid dances like this. The Sound Guy dances like this. The Lifeguard dances like this. The Judge dances like this. The Spaceman dances like this. The Queen of England dances like this. Bob Fosse dances like this.

## Characters

* DJ SweetLove (Zach)
* Daggy Mum (Michelle Brasier)
* Tipsy Dad (Broden)
* Awkward Teen (Mark)
* Attractive Cousin (Michelle Brasier)
* Uncle Ben (Broden)
* Construction Worker (Mark)
* Dog (dog)
* Charles (Mark)
* Police Officer (Zach)
* Paramedic (Michelle Brasier)
* Cowboy (Broden)
* Bear (unknown, voiced by Zach)
* Mermaid (Mark)
* Sound Guy (Nick Whelan)
* Lifeguard (Sam)
* Judge (unknown, voiced by Zach)
* Spaceman (Tom)
* Queen of England (voiced by Zach)
* Bob Fosse (voiced by Broden)

## Trivia

* This is Mark's least favourite sketch.

1. ↑ https://clips.twitch.tv/PerfectPhilanthropicSardineTwitchRaid-ARJFgn5X7Iasuzu4
Ghoul Bob

Ghoul Bob disguised as Ghoul Jim

**Ghoul Bob** (AKA **Ghoul Jim**) is a character played by Broden Kelly in Haven't You Done Well 8: Halloween.
He is a ghoul. When he puts up his ghostly hood, he can disguise himself as Ghoul Jim. He is handsy and tries to touch people's dicks.

At Halloween, Mark and Zach opened the door to Ghoul Jim and he tried to touch Mark's dick. Zach uncovered his hood to reveal that Ghoul Jim was in fact Ghoul Bob. Mark gave him a Time Out bar and Zach gave him a Crunchie (*Haven't You Done Well 8: Halloween*).

## Trivia

* Ghoul Bob's section of Haven't You Done Well 8: Halloween was filmed before that of Cowdoy's, and this is why Cowdoy has dark circles under his eyes (*Big Ol' House of Fun Watch Party! Episode One!*).
Johnny Stick

**Johnny Stick** is a character played by Broden Kelly in Podcast Ep 261 - AD ad reads.

Johnny Stick is a man who claims to sell and install air conditioners. He has been in the industry with his family for ten years.

He once advertised his business on the Aunty Donna Podcast, saying he could do ducted or split-system ACs. The 'small print' in the ad said that the air conditioners were just John making a hole in the wall with a hammer, and that if you protest he would say "the air flows through it just fine," and then if you don't pay him he'd come with his cousins at night and try to kill you. (*Podcast Ep 261 - AD ad reads*)
John (Worst Prank Call of All Time)

**John** is a character played by Broden Kelly in Worst Prank Call of All Time in the series Fresh Blood.

He wears a checkered shirt with overalls, as well as glasses. His wife is called Ange. He owns a Nokia 3210 and he misses his deceased mother. He enjoys poetry and tea and was involved in the Gallipoli campaign in WWI.

## Appearances

### Worst Prank Call of All Time

Aaron calls him on the phone, causing his Nokia 3210 to ring while he's fixing up the car. They both say hello, and then Aaron says "fuck you," but almost immediately apologizes. He asks if he's okay and if Aaron wants him to come over or something. He tells his wife, Ange, to take the kettle off because a little boy needs his help. He runs to Aaron's house.

While talking, he says he still misses his mother every day. He offers that they have a cup of tea before Aaron talks about his mum some more.

During a montage, Mick offers Aaron a bong but he takes it away. He shakes Aaron while shouting "if you were back in Gallipoli with me you would've had no bloody luck!" The two hoola hoop.

He is finishing reciting the poem Clancy of the Overflow by Banjo Paterson. He says thank you to Aaron for being a real man and talking about his problems. They both take a sip of their tea, but Aaron thinks the milk is a bit off, and that it's because the fridge is busted. He says he was in the kitchen before and the fridge was running. Aaron says maybe he should go and catch it, and then shouts at him, saying he has a big stiffy boner stiff.
Egg Helms

**Egg Helms** is a character played by himself in Treasure in Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun. He thinks his name is Ed Helms.
He was one of the executive producers of Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun. His job is smiling and shaking hands with people.

He was first seen coming out of Hollywood Hustle and interrupting the boys when they were doing vox pops on the street. In an effort to get the show back on the rails, he got them to get in his car and ranted at them. After Broden apologised, they went to get french fries, where he said he treasured the boys. Mark called him "Ed" but he insisted that his name was "Egg", however when he looked on his IMdB page, he saw that it said "Ed Helms". The boys left him at the fast food place. Later, he interrupted the boys' free time, shouting at them to finish the episode, but soon joined in. When they found Sarah Burns' treasure, Zach thanked everyone but Egg. However, this was all non-canon and will not be mentioned in other episodes (*Treasure*).
Haven't You Done Well

**Haven't You Done Well** is the third episode of Fapé in the Café. It is also the first episode of the Haven't You Done Well sub-series.

## Plot

Broden, Mark, Adrian and Zach are singing a yum yum song when the barista comes and gives Mark the panini he ordered. He also gives Broden his pizza and Adrian his parmigiano panini. They've done very well. The barista also asks if anyone ordered the pasta panini, but they didn't, because it is actually for the young couple on the other side of the cafe. Mark seems to collapse.

## Characters

* Broden
* Mark
* Adrian
* Zach
* Barista (Spencer Scholz)
Curtis Stone

**Curtis Stone** is a character performed by Mark Bonanno on the podcast. He is based on the real chef Curtis Stone.
He is a chef with a bad French accent.

After Manu Feildel shot and killed Aunty Donna, he took over the Aunty Donna Podcast with him and Heston Blumenthal. He described what a perineal raphe was to Heston. Pete Evans gave him some food to try, and he gave some to his son who died instantly. (*Podcast EP 2*)
Johnno

**Johnno** is a character referenced in What Did You Do Last Night? in the Ripper Aussie Summer series.

## Description

He is friends with John and owns a house where he invites him round for pres.

## Appearances

### What Did You Do Last Night?

John says that he went round his house for a few pres and split a six pack of Carlton Draught. He may have gone round the pub, Howler, Eau De Vie, Berlin Bar and Revs with him, drinking as they went.
Going Overseas to Seek Revenge

**Going Overseas to Seek Revenge** is a standalone sketch.

## Plot

Zach opens the door to the kitchen, after a big fuckin day at his big fuckin corporate fuckin job. He says he loves hard fuckin work with his fuckin friends, but having fuckin dinner at the end of a big fuckin day is pretty fucking fuck too. He decides to make chicken cacciatore, but it isn't in the fridge. He is worried over who ate his lean cuisine, and calls Broden into the kitchen. He asks Broden if it was him, but Broden blames Mark, who lives in LA now. So, he packs his bags for LA, and there is a montage of him on the plane and in the airport.

Mark, in LA, is dancing with his tennis racket. Zach comes up and punches him, but Mark asks him if he didn't eat his lean cuisine himself. Zach realises his mistake, but spent a lot of money on the flights so they both dance together.

## Characters

* Zach
* Broden
* Mark
Gordon Ramsay

**Gordon Ramsay** is a character played by Broden Kelly on the Aunty Donna Podcast.

Ramsay is a celebrity chef and current head of the defunct ABC, known for calling people donkeys and replacing things with spaghetti restaurants.

Disguised as Manu Feildel, Frogman claimed he had met Gordon, as well as Jamie Oliver and Fergus Henderson. (*Podcast Ep 62 LIVE FROM SOHO THEATRE LONDON*)

Timbuk Three reccomended Gordon as a new host for the movie show on ABC, because he knows not to put raw meat next to cooked meat in the fridge. Gordon later called in from Carole Baskin's back yard when the show was being hosted by Ten Years Old. She told him about his 3-foot-tall porn star stunt double being found dead under a bush, which Gordon said was exciting. After talking about remodelling the area to become an outdoor spaghetti restaurant, he left due to his anxiety. He later returned to play *Where Is Your Mouth?* on which he announced he was now running the ABC as well as *At The Movies*. He promptly replaced the entire ABC with a spaghetti restaurant. (*Podcast Ep 280 - ABC Arvo's With Zippy Zu Part 2 feat. Demi Lardner*)

## Appearances

* Podcast Ep 145 - Gordon Ramsay's Podcast Nightmares (Mark)
* Podcast Ep 149 - Jamie, Gordon, Ben and George (Mark)
* Podcast Ep 280 - ABC Arvo's With Zippy Zu Part 2 feat. Demi Lardner (Broden)
Clyde Whittings

Clyde emptying the peach basket

**Clyde Whittings** is a character played by Jack Quaid in 'Lympics in Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.
He was a game official for basket and ball games. He wore a suit and bowler hat, and has a pipe.

He acted as game official for a game of basket and ball in 1907. When Tim Lincoln-Water was dunked, he emptied the peach basket for George "The Giant" Winters to toss the ball into, and celebrated when he did so. He broke up the argy-bargy between Willie Winters and Kenneth Jellibond, and sent them to war. He poured the Gatorade at quarter time. He punished the East India Trading Company with a trip to war, and awarded the Toronto Pennywhistles with a celebratory trip to war. (*'Lympics*)
Elisha Cuthbert

**Elisha Cuthbert** is a character referenced in Treasure in Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun, based on the real Elisha Cuthbert.
She is an actor who starred in the TV show 24.

While being directed by Ellen DeGeneres, Zach saw her in Thailand riding an elephant, which he thought was fuckin majestic, and she gave him a $20 voucher for Paul Newman's Own Salad Dressing (*Treasure*).
Gunman

**Gunman** is a character referenced in Podcast Ep 261 - AD ad reads.

The Gunman is a man who likes guns, courtesy of Manscaped.

He appeared on an Manscaped ad in the Aunty Donna Podcast, saying he got his guns from there. He also claimed that he did manage to cut his nuts with a razor while holding them down with a sandwich press. He also promoted guns. (*Podcast Ep 261 - AD ad reads*)
2012 (releases)

In **2012**, a number of things involving Aunty Donna were released or published.

## February

* 26 February - *GPS tries to kill man.* was released.

## October

* 25 October - *Aunty Donna's Rumpus Room - Trailer* was released.

## December

* 2 December - *Auto Correct* was released as part of the Rumpus Room series.
* 5 December - *Meet Scott!* was released as part of the Rumpus Room series.
* 6 December - *DJ SweetLove/Found Out I'm Gay* was released as part of the Rumpus Room series, featuring the sketches DJ SweetLove and Found Out I'm Gay.
* 13 December - *Chapel Street/Cresps/A Bad Date* was released as part of the Rumpus Room series, featuring the sketches Chapel Street, Cresps, and A Bad Date.
* 17 December - *Tony The Tea Towel Man* was released as part of the Rumpus Room series.
* 20 December - *Magic Trick/Silly Man Can't Take Direction* was released as part of the Rumpus Room series, featuring the sketches Magic Trick and Silly Man Can't Take Direction
* 27 December - *University of Melbourne Ad/Scottish Xbox Voice Activation* was released, featuring the sketches University of Melbourne Ad and Scottish Xbox Voice Activation
Dr Cumm

**Dr Cumm** is a character played by Zachary Ruane that appears in Man Grieves Over Dead Wife. You Won't Believe What Happens Next!

He is a doctor. He wears a white shirt with a lanyard, as well as a name tag that says DR. CUMM. He ties his hair back. Sometimes, he has to break the news of the death of his patients to their loved ones.

## Appearances

### Man Grieves Over Dead Wife. You Won't Believe What Happens Next!

He comes up to John Chapman, and tells him to be prepared for what he is about to tell John. He explains that John's wife's reaction to the tainted Indian food, the rare combination of her anaphylaxis along with the severe E.coli outbreak that occured at the Indian restaurant, meant that she died.

He asks about John's sister-in-law, Jessica, who is abroad at the moment. He also corrects John that it was an Indian restaurant, not an Egyptian one, that killed Mrs. Chapman.

He says he has to get back to his rounds, but to not hesitate to pick up the telephone and give him a korma. John gets angry at him for making the pun because his wife died of curry. He apologises and John says it's okay. They part ways.
Charlie Bonanno's Pirate Adventure

**Charlie Bonanno's Pirate Adventure** is the edited version of Podcast Ep 166 - Charlie Bonanno's Unedited Pirate Adventure, the 166th episode of the Aunty Donna Podcast.

## Plot

Pirate Pete is looking for treasure. In his crew is Pirate Sam who is looking for a consistent McDonalds, and Sparrow McMonkey who is a parrot who sits on your shoulder and tells you what's what. Charlie Bonanno is about to be challenged on the seven seas and initiated into the pirate fold. Their previous captain was sent over the side of the ship, and Charlie is a candidate; he's a rigger who's worked on the East link tunnel and the Victorian Desalination Plant. He is also a butcher, which will help with the seventeen pigs on the ship when he puts them under salt.

The first test is for Charlie to do ten starjumps, which he passes with ease. Pirate Sam says he will poison Charlie if he passes the second test, as he also wants to be captain, but Charlie does not hear this.

The second test is to declare his loyalty to the pirate shrine by way of an ancient pirate shanty. Charlie performs the shanty, and passes. Sam offers him some preserved pork, but Charlie smells the poison and stabs Sam to death.

The final test is The Compliment Game. Sparrow says he loves when Pete gives him crackers when he asks, and that he keeps his pirate leg nice and varnished. Pete says to Sam Simmons that he likes his moustache and his absurdist comedy. Sam says he loves that Rhonda Birchmore uses her wonderful legs to kick up high and that she has a big singing voice. Rhonda sings her thank you to Sam, and sings that she remembers when Charlie came and saw her at the Weribee Arts Centre in the 1980s, and that he's authentic and lots of fun and goes with whatever bullshit the boys throw at him. Charlie says he loves Mr Parrot's little beak and soft feathers, and that he reminds him of the parrot from Aladdin.

Charlie proceeds to stab all of his crewmates. He's the captain now and sings his pirate shanty. The podcast ends with April Sun In Cuba by Dragon.
Harry Styles

**Harry Styles** is a character played by Zachary Ruane in Podcast Ep 122 - Michelle's Party Quiz Shenanigans FEAT. MICHELLE BRASIER.

He is the heartthrob lead singer of One Direction.

He was a contestant on *Running Away From Your Problems*, in which he risked his life running from an alligator. He picked vegemite for a food, and chose *Custody* for a movie set in Paris. He said he would make alligator poison for his mum-in-law with just a smoothie and pumpkin. He then accidentally revealed that he was having an affair with Zach's partner Annie. He later died when Zach won the game show. (*Podcast Ep 122 - Michelle's Party Quiz Shenanigans FEAT. MICHELLE BRASIER*)
Don't Put This on at Parties

**Don't Put This on at Parties** is the eleventh track of The Album. It is a discussion between Mark, Zach, and Broden, where Mark asks the listener to not play the album at parties, convincing the other two of this, with a beat in the back. Broden supposes a scenario where Mark's kids are dead and there is a gun to him and his wife's head.
Genie

The **Genie** is a character played by Zachary Ruane in Podcast Ep 302 - Future City and the Wannabes feat. Michelle Brasier.

He is a character in the jukebox musical *Future City and The Wannabes*. He lives in a bottle Future City, which can be rubbed the right way to summon him.

Jimjo, Little Bo Peep, Slap summoned him from his bottle to fight the Future Police. When Bo Peep said he was hungry, he offered to get him a big breakfast spread using one of his three wishes, but they settled on going for breakfast at Tiffany's. He granted Slap love, but this made her blue. (*Podcast Ep 302 - Future City and the Wannabes feat. Michelle Brasier*)
Dog Boy

**Dog Boy** is a character played by Demi Lardner who appears in Two People Wear the Same Tie to Work in 1999.

They seem to be a child worker from the Victorian era. They wear a cap with work clothes, and are covered in soot.

## Appearances

### Two People Wear the Same Tie to Work

They are asked by Lord Wigglesnatch about the meaning of the hullabaloo, and they tell him that two people have worn the same tie to work. They chant "SAME TIE" along with everyone else in the office, and run after the two pigeons that got into the boardroom.
Grenadier Guardsmen

The Grenadier Guardsmen with Zach

The **Grenadier Guardsmen** is a pair of characters played by Brendan Scannell and Ify Nwadiwe in Dinner Party in Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.
They are guardsmen of the Queen of England.

The Queen arrived with them at the Big Ol' House of Fun, ready to party. They stole some spoons while eating dinner (while denying the fact), and later partied. (*Dinner Party*)
Janes

**Janes** is a character referenced in "New Show" - FULL HOUR SPECIAL and 'Lympics in Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.
Janes is the grandfather of Adam, and thus the great grandfather of Adam's deceased children. He is able to communicate through spiritual mediums and clairvoyants such as John Edwards and Blair Buoyant.

He fought in the second world war in France in the 17th batallion and met King Larrikin Wallaby Waloo. In the winter of 1943, he took out a sniper that was holding his whole batallion down; the next summer, his general awarded him a winter coat as a thank you, as well as a medallion for bravery. The jacket and medallion would have been brought to Edwards' and Buoyant's shows respectively if Adam had not mistaken them for a jacket potato and some pork medallions. Janes also mistakenly told Adam to forget about his blood shitting problem twice, and told him to go fuck himself both times. The second time, Adam ripped a photo of him off his wall. (*"New Show" - FULL HOUR SPECIAL*) (*'Lympics*)
John the Motor Mechanic

**John the Motor Mechanic** is an audience member that appears in "New Show" - FULL HOUR SPECIAL.
He is a motor mechanic. He likes to call himself "Lord Woofie."

## Appearances

### "New Show" - FULL HOUR SPECIAL

Broden brings him up from the audience. Lord Whoopie asks John for his name, and he responds with "Lord Woofie!" He says his actual name and occupation, and Lord Whoopie gets him to take a seat; he has a farty farty bum bum. He is told to get off the stage.
Dinosaur Mark

**Dinosaur Mark** is a character played by Mark Bonanno in Velociraptor on a Kids Show!

He is a real life velociraptor with a hat. He wags his tail around like a cat and runs around on big muscly legs. He hangs up his washing with wooden pegs. He has been learning all about dinosaurs. He is a carnivore, and is in a pack with other velociraptors including Dinosaur Broden.

## Appearances

He appears, and Zach says he's a real life velociraptor. He says his name is Mark and he has been learning about dinosaurs. He performs a song, and then when Zach is about to start his verse, he kills Zach and calls to his pack of velociraptors including Dinosaur Broden. (*Velociraptor on a Kids Show!*)

Dinosaur Mark appeared as a member of the stacked jury during the Blueberry Burglar v. the Crown court case held at Morning Brown, alongside ten other Marks. (*We Got Burgled!*)
Facts with Zach

**Facts with Zach** is a recurring segment on the podcast. In this segment, Zach talks about facts, such as reading Wikipedia pages for shopping centres or talking about molecular gastronomy. In some episodes, he is joined by Steve Gobs. As the segment progressed, it became exclusively about shopping centres.

The segment initially had a theme song started by Mark shouting "one two three four!" and then the group singing "Facts with Zach" repeatedly. The theme song would often be re-sung through the segment. A fan created a theme song for the segment which was used on occasion.

## Appearances

* Podcast EP 1
* Podcast EP 5
* Podcast EP 6 Feat. BEN RUSSELL
* Podcast EP 8 Feat. MICHELLE BRASIER
* Podcast EP 11 Feat. MICHELLE BRASIER
* Podcast EP 20 1999 Recap
* Podcast Ep 28 Feat. DEMI LARDNER
Dishonored 2: Broden Review

**Dishonored 2: Broden Review** (**Aunty Donna Review Dishonored 2** on Insert Coin's channel) is a sketch in Insert Coin, the third to be put on the Aunty Donna channel, six months after its original upload on the Insert Coin channel.

## Plot

Broden sits down to record him playing a walkthrough of Dishonoured 2. He says he hasn't played a video game since he was 12, which was Doom 2 on PC. The Customs Officer knocks on his door, saying he is from the Department of Immigration and Border Protection, and has come by regarding a parcel that came at about 10:30 am. He has Broden's signature, but Broden slams the door on him.

The Customs Officer bangs on the door again, and says he has a search warrant, so Broden lets him in. The Customs Officer looks in a bag and finds about 3.5 kilos of African side-neck turtles, 8 of them. The Customs Officer says there will be an $80 fine if they are Broden's, so Broden shoots him.

Broden returns to the game. The police tell him to come out with the turtles, and the Customs Officer says it's the Department of Agriculture and Water Resources. Broden questions how he is alive, then shoots him. Broden shoots at the police and kills them. The Customs Officer is still alive because he loves turtles, and Broden keeps shooting him to no avail.

Zach appears and asks what's going on and Broden fills him in. He says he has to get the turtles across the border to Kapakistan before sundown, and hands Zach the gun. Zach loads the gun and says Broden won't be doing that, double crossing him. The Customs Officer says Zach is one of his, and goes lalala while Broden keeps trying to kill him. Zach says that maybe it was the money, maybe it was the women, maybe it's his love for Australia's idiosyncratic flora and fauna, and Broden kills him.

Mr Turtley-Turtle, one of Broden's turtles, introduces himself and slices off his penis with a katana. Broden shoots him with his gun, and an impressive choreographed fight occurs. Mr Turtley-Turtle tells Broden to go to shell and decapitates him with the katana. Broden confirms his death and the Customs Officer thanks Mr Turtley-Turtle on behalf of the Department of Agriculture and Water Resources. Mr Turtley-Turtle kills the Customs Officer with a gun. He don't give no fucks 'bout nobody, and goes to play Dishonoured 2. He sings a song:

I'm Mr Turtley-Turtle

Playing Dishonoured 2

I love to play games with all my friends

And shootin' and slicin' off penises

Hooroo, how do you do...

## Characters

* Broden
* Customs Officer (Mark Bonanno)
* Zach
* Mr Turtley-Turtle (Zachary Ruane)
Heston Blumenthal

**Heston Blumenthal** is a character performed by Broden Kelly on the podcast. He is based on the real chef Heston Blumenthal.

He is a British chef with a French accent who experiments a lot with gastronomy and the presentation of food. He makes salad out of stew. He has no head, and is the only top 50 chef in the world that doesn't have one. He is also dead because of this. He's not bald, he just chooses to shave his head; either because he has curly hair he doesn't like, or because kitchens are very hot. Zach says this fact a lot.

After Manu Feildel shot and killed Aunty Donna, he took over the Aunty Donna Podcast with him and Curtis Stone. He also did a rap which was followed by a rap from an Italian Man. (*Podcast EP 2*)

Zach claimed that Heston isn't balding, he just chooses to shave his head because it gets hot in the kitchen. Sam explained who Heston was. (*Podcast EP 20 1999 Recap*)

While they were talking about baldness, Zach said that Heston can grow a full head of hair, but chooses to shave his whole head off. Broden and TomSka said he was good with gastronomy because he could just drop food into his stomach, despite being technically dead becuase of his lack of head. (*Podcast Ep 55 FEAT. TomSka*)

Twitter user Sam Kelly tweeted that Zach had mentioned the fact about Heston's baldness three times over the podcast. This caused Zach to experience significant mental anguish. (*Patreon Poddy 9*, *Podcast Ep 59 Feat. DANIEL SLOSS*)
Joe Kosky

Joe Shrek Now

**Joe Kosky** is an actor known for his performances on stage in Jersey Boys and Kinky Boots. Kosky was a founding member of Aunty Donna before leaving to pursue a career in theatre. Despite leaving the group, Kosky featured in both Aunty Donna About Tonight specials on Channel 31 Melbourne. Kosky and Aunty Donna member Tom Armstrong are both members of the musical duo Godwolf.

Joe no Shrek now, Joe Joe now.

## Appearances

* Podcast Ep 120 - The Theatre Review Show FEAT. JOE KOSKY
* Patreon Poddy $15 Only EP 24 Samsung + Uni Productions
* Podcast Ep 171 - Beez
* Podcast Ep 172 - Pranking Joe Kosky With Jess Perkins
* Podcast Ep 180 - Pudmas Part 4 (Best of 2019)
	+ "Best of" clip
* Podcast Ep 183 - Joe
* Season 1 of Masterchef Australia - week 12 part 1
* Podcast Ep 200 - Episode 200!!!!
* Podcast Ep 209 - Max, Sam and Tom
* Podcast Ep 240 - Wacky Zak n Mak
* Podcast Ep 241 - Joe Still Shrek Now
* Patreon Poddy 69 - Ep 17 - 30 Minutes Of Straight Fire 3
* Podcast Ep 246 - Joe Joe Now?
* Patreon Poddy 69 - Ep 28 - Pranking Joe (Again?!?)
* Podcast Ep 269 - The 269 Special
* Podcast Ep 289 - The Best Of 2021 Part 3
* Podcast Ep 329 - Meeting Marge
* Round 6 Wrap Up - Joe Kosky, The Presidents Lunch and The Longest Round Ever!
Haven't You Done Well (series)

**Haven't You Done Well** is a sub-series of silly videos where the boys improvise and shit gets out of hand. Some episodes are stand-alone releases, while others are part of other web series. There have been eleven episodes so far, and it is technically the longest running Aunty Donna series, spanning 7 years from 2013 to 2020.
Fapé in the Café

**Fapé in the Café** is a six-part web series set in a cafe. The videos were uploaded to YouTube in late 2013.

The YouTube description reads; "Aunty Donna go to a Café where they Fapé."

## Trivia

* Cafe Rosamond, where the series was filmed, was a real cafe but is now defunct. A Google Maps link can be found here.
Jukebox

The **Jukebox** is a character played by Paul F Tompkins in Dinner Party in Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.
It is a simple jukebox. It may look like a man, but it's definitely a jukebox.

### Time at the Big Ol' House of Fun

Zach found him, bought him for $500 and brought him to the Big Ol' House of Fun, in preperation for a visit from the Queen of England. Mark saw that it was just a man, but Zach proved it was a jukebox by giving it a coin. It played a song about driving a baby into a swimming pool, winked at Mark, and continued with the song about fishing the baby out of the pool before Zach unplugged it to prove it was a jukebox again. Broden went to get a better jukebox for $2000, but this was clearly a disguised version of the original jukebox. While dancing to the music it played, Broden said he was going to burn holes in his soles.

Later, the boys had a dance party with the Queen and the Grenadier Guardsmen for which the jukebox played the music. Its disguise fell off but it tried to play this off. Sir Tommy Nipple Tassels also joined. (*Dinner Party*)
Daggy Mum

The **Daggy Mum** is a character played by Michelle Brasier that appears in several sketches in the Ripper Aussie Summer series.

She is a mum who has a daggy fashion sense. She dances like this: left, right and awkward giggle.

## Appearances

### Backyard Cricket

She shouts at Uncle Jim to leave the kids alone when he's playing backyard cricket with them.

### Waving

She is one of the people waving. Her wave goes whowhowhohwo. She also gets stuck in a thumbs up chain.

### I Dance Like This

She dances like this: left, right and awkward giggle. She consoles the Tipsy Dad when he punches Charles.
George "The Giant" Winters

**George "The Giant" Winters** is a character played by Mark Bonanno in 'Lympics in Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.
He is a basket and ball player. He wears a hat and suit and smokes a pipe, and is 4'3". He looks similar to Tim Lincoln-Water and Kenneth Jellibond.

In a 1907 game of basket and ball, he was on the side of the Toronto Pennywhistles. He recieved a free toss at the peach basket due to Erwin Johnson dunking Tim Lincoln-Water and won the toss, earning 27 points for the Toronto Pennywhistles. This won the game against the East India Trading Company 27-0, and he recieved a celebratory trip to war. (*'Lympics*)
God

**God** is a recurring character mostly played by Zachary Ruane, based on the religious figure of the Christian God.

God is the main god in the religion of Christianity. He grew up in Wangaratta and was originally a sheep hearder, then opened a small but successful Bakers Delight there. He later moved to Heaven.

## Biography

God guested on Aunty Donna's second Australia Day special, calling the boys from Heaven. In a similar way to Damascus, Broden was blinded by his sweet comedy skills. He said he was goiung to do a show at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival in the Town Hall, which he had managed to get by appearing to the organizers as a bright light and telling them to get him a fifty seater. He read out the hashtag for the show; #AuntyDonnaAreLiveOnAboutTonightOnChannel31OnFebruary25thWhichIsAustraliaDayEveAndIsTheOfficialHashtagForTheShowPleaseUseItToTalkToUs1111. He was very drunk. He said his comedy influences included Isaiah, Moses and Shaun Micallef, and talked about his son Gary. (*Australia Day Special II*)

God (Broden) called into the Aunty Donna Podcast telling Zach to let it go and that it was going to be okay. Zach asked him for life hacks. (*Podcast EP 6*)

God wrote into the Aunty Donna Podcast from Heaven, asking whether Frogman would appear on the podcast again. Zach said he'd only play Frogman when he was drawn into playing him and not because he felt he had to. (*Podcast Ep 156 - Welcome To The Old West*)

## Appearances

* Australia Day Special II (Zach)
* Podcast EP 6 Feat. BEN RUSSELL (Broden)
* Podcast Ep 27 Feat. Ben Russell (Zach)
* Podcast EP 79 Feat. BEN RUSSELL (Zach)
* Podcast Ep 106 - Oceans 14 (Zach)
* Podcast Ep 156 - Welcome To The Old West (referenced)
* Podcast Ep 224 - Fashions On The Field feat. Michelle Brasier (Zach)
* Podcast Ep 252 - Fondu Party Tickle (Zach)
Jamantha Greene

Jamantha in the music video for My Lamp

**Jamantha Greene** is a character played by Patrick Durnan Silva in Jamantha Greene - My Lamp ft. Mikey T.

Jamantha Greene (born Dumpster Kate) is an Australian singer-songwriter who rose to fame after being accidentally set on fire in a Kmart parking lot. She has a strict mother and a father who left her.

Jamantha released her song *My Lamp* which featured Mikey T in 2011 on the album "I Dream of Lumens", through the label Lunchmilkk Recordz. The song features significant use of autotune. The video for the song, released on the 4th April 2012, gained over 3.4 million views and 15 thousand likes, though its dislikes are unknown. In the video, Jamantha sings the song on her bed with her best friends and her lamp. She is interrupted multiple times by her mother who had a very important job interview in the morning, and who said that Jamantha's father had left them. Mikey T, who she met on a Blink-182 chatroom, also features in the video. (*Jamantha Greene - My Lamp ft. Mikey T*)
Garry Lyon

**Garry Lyon** is a character played by Broden Kelly in Dinner Party in Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun, based on the AFL media personality Garry Lyon.

He's a guy who goes on quiz shows. He has his own show with his brothers Tim Watson and Hamish McLachlan, and his late father is Electrician Broden.

He was killed by Harriet upon the request of his own father, who was in purgatory in Northland after being killed by Harriet himself. (*Podcast Ep 122 - Michelle's Party Quiz Shenanigans FEAT. MICHELLE BRASIER*)

He appeared on *The Quiz Show* and got to the final quickfire round, where Pausey Pete was the special host and said he would get a billion dollars if he got two more questions correct. Due to Pete's pausing, alongside a misinterpretation of a true-or-false question involving Doctor Who, he only answered one question right. He said he hated Pete, but had a great time. (*Dinner Party*)
Erwin Johnson

Erwin suffering from shellshock

**Erwin Johnson** is a character played by Broden Kelly in 'Lympics in Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.
He is a basket and ball player and soldier. He wears a hat and suit, and smokes a pipe.

In a 1907 game of basket and ball, the was on the side of the East India Trading Company. He dunked Tim Lincoln-Water, causing George "The Giant" Winters to win a peach toss and thus the game for the Toronto Pennywhistles 27-0. Mid-game, he suffered from shellshock; the Team Doctor examined him and sent him to join the Light Horse Brigade on the Eastern Front. (*'Lympics*)
George Lucas

**George Lucas** is a character played by Zachary Ruane in Podcast Ep 181 - If Poopin' Too Hard is Evil, I don't Wanna Be a Jedi!, based on the real George Lucas. He is not to be confused with Geordie Lucas.

George Lucas is a director of Star Wars and creator of Lucasfilm.

## Biography

He appeared at a party celebrating the return of the Aunty Donna Podcast alongside Jar Jar Binks, and talked about his hole. He said he won a billion dollars, attracting the ire of Bernie Sanders. He said he made Star Wars by putting lightsabers in it. (*Podcast Ep 181 - If Poopin' Too Hard is Evil, I don't Wanna Be a Jedi!*)