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Flower Bed

'A budding form of treatment.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
1,500

## Room(s)

 Herb Garden

The **Flower Bed** is a treatment item, used in the Herb Garden, which is only available via the Off The Grid DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

The Flower Bed is, per its name, a shallow pale blue tray filled with soil. The plant growing in is has one layer of dark green leaves, three layers of dense light green leaves, and a cream-coloured pistil.

After being upgraded to its Power Flower Bed form, the petals turn white with a pinkish hue towards the centre.

### Function

A patient can step onto the Flower Bed, which will then raise its petals and leaves around them in a tulip-shaped cocoon. It regenerates more slowly and occupies a larger space than the Vine Yard, but costs $500 less and can be upgraded to the Power Flower Bed.

### Maintenance

After each use, the maintenance gauge will fall significantly. When it fall below a certain point, the Flower Bed cannot be used again until the gauge restores itself over time, a process which is aided by the nurses and their watering cans. Janitors do not aid in this process.

### Upgrades

Although the Herb Garden itself is made available upon starting Old Newpoint, the Power Flower Bed upgrade is unlocked during the Initial Objectives of Plywood Studios.

Upgrades are performed by a Janitor with the Mechanics Qualification. The Flower Bed will not be accessible while this work is being done, although it can be interrupted and resumed without losing progress.

 Treatment Power
 Estimated Upgrade Time
 Cost

## Requirements

### Staff

1-5  Nurses will be required to run the Herb Garden, and by extension the Flower Bed.

## Gallery

The tulip formation of a Flower Bed in useA janitor providing an upgradeA bit of TLCTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progress
Hypno-Pole

'A mesmerising throwback.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
200

## Room(s)

 Café (Room)
 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Reception (Room)
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Hypno-Pole** is a decorative item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness. It is only available via the Retro Items Pack DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A glass-encased red-and-white-striped barber's pole is topped by a red sphere, and sits on a red base, which are both bordered by light blue sections.

### Function

A decorative item, the Hypno-Pole increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius.

## Requirements

### Room

The Hypno-Pole can be placed in any room.
Flumps

'A most unfortunate genetic condition. Although the flumps can be removed, they frequently grow back. Genetic recombobulation is usually the only option.'

## Information

### PRICE

11,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing.

* Illness Difficulty: 50%
* Cardiology
* DNA Lab
* M.E.G.A Scan

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness.

* DNA Lab
* Doctor
Jab Master

'Inject things, mostly medicine, into patients for treatment.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
10,000

## Room(s)

 Injection Room

The **Jab Master** is a Treatment machine, used only in the Injection Room by a Nurse to cure patients with a multitude of illnesses. It is first made available for research in Mitton University.

## Description

### Appearance

The main body of the machine is a pale beige-grey, with a darker base in the same colour. The left-hand side is boxy, with a control console built-in, featuring two throttle controls, green and red buttons, and a joystick. Three black pipes connect the back of this section to the base, and on top can be seen three integrated glass tanks of turquoise liquid.

The right-hand side consist of a squared arch of the same height, with a hole in the middle marked by red arrows, over which is suspended a large syringe with the same turquoise liquid within, attached by a vertically-moving mount to a vertical beam in the centre of the machine, and fed by another black pipe. Under this arch is a set of rails on the floor, which is home to a moveable turquoise bed in three sections, which is kept in its starting position just in front of the arch itself.

The Jab Master II adds to this a set of three grey bottles containing red, blue and yellow liquids, on the outer aspect of the left-hand section.

The Jab Master III further adds an extension to the arch section, featuring two more syringe bodies in a floor mount, containing brown and yellow liquids.

### Function

The patient is instructed by the nurse to lay face-down on the bed of the **Jab Master**. The whole section conveys forward, moving the patient so that a relatively padded part of their body is underneath the hole in the surface above. While they aren't looking, the giant syringe plunges downwards, the needle clearly felt. Once the injection is complete, the bed rolls back to its original position, and the patient is free to rise and leave, their treatment complete.

### Maintenance

The Colourizer loses 5-10% of its maintenance gauge with each use. Once the gauge falls below 50%, a Janitor will automatically be called to repair it. A janitor can be summoned manually by selecting the machine and pressing .

Should the maintenance gauge fall below 15%, the machine will catch fire. A janitor will need to use an Extinguisher to put this out before the gauge reaches zero; if it is allowed to do so, the machine will explode, leaving wreckage which must be sold and replaced with a new machine before the room can resume functioning.

### Upgrades

Upgrades are performed by a Janitor with the Mechanics Qualification. The machine will not be accessible while this work is being done, although it can be interrupted and resumed without losing progress.

## Requirements

### Staff

A  Nurse will be required to run the Injection Room, and by extension the Jab Master.

In addition, a  Janitor will be required to maintain the machine, with  Mechanics Qualifications in order to provide upgrades.

## Gallery

Treatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progress
Headcrabedness

'The sufferer's head has been seized by a rare form of parasitic crustacean. Fortunately, a treatment is available that wrenches the creature from the victim, leaving their head healthy and uninfested.'

## Information

### PRICE

8,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

**Headcrabedness** is a visual illness first seen in Hogsport. This illness can be treated in a De-Lux Clinic by a doctor. Any patient who would otherwise show up with Lightheadedness has a 15% chance of having this illness instead.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:
 Illness Difficulty: 20%
 GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:
 De-Lux Clinic

 Doctor

## Gallery

Treatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progressTreatment in progress
## Trivia

* The Head Crab is borrowed from the Half-Life game series created by Valve Corporation.
* Due to the relation of Valve and Steam (where Two Point Hospital can be found), it is assumed this is a Steam exclusive illness.
Golden Sink

'Unreactive for hygiene purposes; shiny for interior-design purposes.'

## Cost

 60
400

## Room(s)

 Toilets

The **Golden Sink** is a wall item, used in the Toilets to increase the hygiene of Patients and Staff. It can be obtained by signing on to Two Point Hospital's Hospital Pass. The Hospital Pass unlocks the Golden Bathroom Suite, also including the Golden Toilet and Golden Hand Dryer.

## Description

### Appearance

Mounted to the wall, the Golden Sink is framed in the same golden arch as the Golden Toilet's doors; inside of this is silver panelling, and a large mirror. The sink itself is gold, mounted into a silver, featuring a single silver tap which appears to be sensor-activated. The bowl itself drains into a silver pipe which appears to lead nowhere.

### Function

Unless they possess the "Unhygienic" trait, a patient or member of staff will use the Golden Sink after having used a toilet. Doing so will increase their hygiene by 75%.

By contrast to the regular Sink, the Golden Sink has an unmarked attractiveness effect, and grants its room three times as much prestige.
Lectern

'Suddenly and inexplicably ordains with temporary authority. Use to start a training course.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
1,400

## Room(s)

 Training (Room)

The **Lectern** is a required item for the Training Room to function. Is is used by a Guest Trainer or member of staff to conduct a training course.

## Description

### Appearance

This item exists in three parts

* The pull-down projector screen, which is kept in a long grey cuboidal box at the top of the wall.
* The overhead projector, which has a light grey body and sits on the white metal trolley frame.
* The eponymous lectern, which features a tiered square base, a trapezoidal body, and a top platform angled towards the speaker, with an integrated microphone.

### Function

Selecting this item allows the player to start a training course. The trainers can be other members of staff with the required skill, or guest trainers who will attend the lecture for a fee.

Upon arrival in the room, the teacher will pull down the projector screen, upon which the projector will begin to cycle through slides. The lecturer will take their place at the lectern and commence the lecture.

## Requirements

### Staff

Any member of staff trained with a skill can teach it to others.

## Gallery

Lectern in useLectern in useLectern in useLectern in useDr. Pepper teaching Surgery skillsOne of the lecture slidesOne of the lecture slidesOne of the lecture slidesOne of the lecture slides
## Trivia

* Price during development was - $400.
* Original Caption was 'Comes with a projector and screen.'
Neutrainers

'Blistering caused by going sockless in new shoes or irregular subatomic activity around the ankles. Unusually common in people adjusting to the footwear conventions of a new solar system.'

## Information

### PRICE

10,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Close Encounters DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 80%
* GP's Office
* X-Ray

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Fracture Ward
* Nurse
Mock Star

'Patients believe themselves to be one of the greatest rockstars the world has ever seen, but are sadly ga ga.'

## Information

### PRICE

5,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

Mock Star is a visual illness first seen in Lower Bullocks.

## Description

Once diagnosed, a patient with Mock Star will need to visit a Psychiatry room and will then be helped out of their delusion by a very friendly Doctor.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing, (listed in effectiveness order).

* Illness Difficulty: 20%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness.

* Psychiatry
* Doctor

## Gallery

He was born to love you!He's had his share of sand kicked in his face!He saved every one of us!He'll keep on fighting to the end!
## Trivia

* Patients suffering from Mock Star resemble Freddie Mercury, the lead vocalist of the rock band Queen.
* *"...but are sadly ga ga."* is a reference to the Queen song Radio Ga Ga.
* Originally, this illness was titled "Queen Complex", and corresponded to "King Complex", a comparable illness in Theme Hospital in which the patient would resemble Elvis Presley.
Nurse Station

'The hub from which the ward is run.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
500

## Room(s)

 Herb Garden
 Surgery
 Ward

The **Nurse Station** is a required item for the Ward, Fracture Ward and Herb Garden to function. It is used by the nurses to keep track of their patients' needs.

## Description

### Appearance

A 90-degree curved desk with an integrated privacy panel is made of grey material, with bare wooden surfacing. The right-hand section consists of a chest of drawers, with two shallow drawers and one deep one. On the surface can be found an all-in-one computer with a wireless keyboard, an orange desk lamp, and a metal bedpan. A metal-framed office chair with blue seat, back and arm rests completes the setup.

### Function

The Nurse Station is required for the Ward, Fracture Ward and Herb Garden to function. Although it is not directly used in patient care, nurses will frequently return to it to use the computer.

## Requirements

### Room

 Fracture Ward

 Herb Garden

 Ward

### Staff

1-5  Nurses will be required to run the Ward/Fracture Ward/Herb Garden, and by extension the Nurse Station.
Maestropod

'All the rage.'

 *Not Required*
700

## Room(s)

 Corridor

The **Maestropod** is a decorative entertainment item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and reducing patients' boredom. It is only available via the Exhibition Items Pack DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A light brown, highly polished snail statue, mounted on a round-cornered rectangular base.

### Function

A decorative entertainment item, the Maestropod increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius. Each interaction will reduce a patient's boredom by 25%.
Online Challenges

Compete with other healthcare organisations in a range of timed challenges. Earn extra rewards, and bragging rights, by triumphing over your rivals. Take on rival organisations from Two Point County, or challenge hospitals owned by your Steam Friends.

Each challenge takes place over a number of months. You can compete at the same time as your rivals, or at separate times, and your results are recorded by the Two Point Competition Committee. You'll receive updates throughout the challenge on how each participant was doing at the stage of the competition.

## Description

Each hospital will have three challenges available. You can choose and play one at a time, however, you can abandon the challenge at anytime and take out another.

### Starting a Challenge

Pick challengers from friends list. *More detail needed.*
Lemon Soul

'A high-citrus diet has begun to cure the body's more enigmatic components. Oh, and that cure as in 'cook', not 'fix'. Just to be clear: this is an illness, not a good thing.'

## Information

### PRICE

11,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Pebberley Island DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 50%
* GP's Office
* Cardiology
* DNA Lab
* M.E.G.A Scan

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* DNA Lab
* Doctor
Map of Time

'A useful 4-dimensional navigation aid.'

 *Not Required*
400

## Room(s)

 Speed Dating

The **Map of Time** is a decorative wall item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige.

## Description

### Appearance

Inside a poster-like gray frame, with black rounded corners and bluish-white illuminated centres, is a turquoise map depicting various pathways through the time-space continuum.

### Function

A decorative wall item that increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige. In addition, members of staff who examine this item will receive a small boost in happiness, usually from 3-10%, although this can be done multiple times in succession for cumulative effects.

## Requirements

### Unlock

This item is unlocked at Star Level  in Clockwise-above-Thyme.
Pantomobile

'Surprisingly spacious.'

The **Pantomobile** is a road-based ambulance, used to fetch patients calling in with an emergency. It is first made available to research in a Research room at Star Level  in Ailing, which requires the Speedy Recovery DLC, as can two upgrades to its diagnosis power and capacity. To compare its strengths and shortcomings with other ambulance types, please see the table below.

## Description

### Appearance

The Pantomobile takes the form of a small hatchback, in the usual colours of white bonnet and window frames, red top and rear, and red-and-white checker pattern on the sides. Two silver horns are mounted in place of the wing mirrors, and the front is adorned with a big red nose and smiling mouth. On the rear is mounted a large clockwork key, and on top a large red emergency beacon light.

The Pantomobile II and II add no cosmetic changes.

### Function

Upon being dispatched to an emergency, a Doctor or Nurse with the Driving Qualification will enter the vehicle, and speed off to the scene. Their progress can be tracked on the Two Two Point Nav, and they will return with as many patients as possible (up to 20, in a Pantomobile III). If there are still patients remaining at the emergency scene, the ambulance will make another trip automatically.

On their return journey, diagnostic tests will be performed on the patients, who, upon arrival, will proceed straight to a diagnosis room, or to treatment if they have already passed the diagnostic threshold.

### Maintenance

The Pantomobile loses a portion of its maintenance gauge with each trip. Once the gauge falls below 50%, Gretchen Gearbox, or a Janitor with the Vehicular Mechanics Qualification will automatically be called to repair it. They can also be summoned manually by the player by selecting the ambulance and pressing .

Should the maintenance gauge fall to 0%, the Pantomobile will break down, and may not be sent to further emergencies before being repaired.

### Upgrades

Upgrades are performed by Gretchen Gearbox, or a Janitor with the Vehicular Mechanics Qualification. The machine will not be accessible while this work is being done, although it can be interrupted and resumed without losing progress.

## Requirements

### Staff

A  Doctor or  Nurse with the  Flying Qualification will be required to drive the Pantomobile.

In addition, ambulances maintenance and upgraded can be performed by either Gretchen Gearbox or a  Janitor with  Vehicular Mechanics Qualifications.

## Ambulance Comparison

Where a cell contains multiple values, the second and third values represent the level II and III upgraded forms of the ambulance. Each upgrades raises the ambulance's diagnostic power and one other attribute.
Salty Snacks Machine

'Stocked with Briney Brittle, your weekly salt in one convenient bar.'

 *Not Required*
1000

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 Staff Room

The **Salty Snacks Machine** is a food dispenser, used for reducing hunger (while increasing thirst) for Patients and Staff.

## Description

### Appearance

A wide vending machine with a metal frame bears a beige plastic fascia on the front-right side, featuring the selection buttons and coin slot on a black panel, with the delivery receptacle at the bottom. The left-hand side is dedicated to eye-catching art depicting the titular snack cascading before a background of blue lizard skin, with mounds of salt at the top and bottom, and their name, "Briney Brittle", emblazoned across the top.

### Function

Patients and Staff may use the Salty Snacks Machine to reduce their hunger by 80% per serving, at a cost of $22. At the same time, it will increase their thirst by 40%.

### Maintenance

Each use of the Salty Snacks Machine depletes its maintenance gauge by 3%. A Janitor can be called to restock the Salty Snacks Machine manually by selecting the item and pressing , or one will be called automatically when the maintenance gauge falls below 50%, assuming one is available. This restocking will restore the gauge completely, at a cost of $8 per serving.

## Requirements

### Unlock

This item is unlocked at Star Level  in Hogsport.

### Room

 Corridor

 Staff Room

### Staff

A  Janitor is required to restock the Salty Snacks Machine.
Fomo Sapiens

'Sufferers are anxious about the speed at which human evolution is moving for the kids these days. In my day we had scales and a big floppy tail, what was so wrong about that?'

## Information

### PRICE

9,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the A Stitch In Time DLC

## Description

Patients suffering from Fomo Sapiens have Non-Visual symptoms and first appear in Clockwise-before-Thyme.

Once diagnosed, a Fomo Sapiens patient will need to visit Psychiatry where a Doctor trained in Psychiatry will attempt to cure the patient.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 60%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Psychiatry
* Doctor
Shifting Perspective

'A condition that targets depth perception. The sufferer will struggle to process flat surfaces or identify whether an object is, in fact, small or just really far away. Caused by bad reactions to visual tricks and Sundays on the island.'

## Information

### PRICE

9,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Culture Shock DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 60%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Ward
* Nurse
Flash Back

'Bursts of sudden back pain caused by intense déjà vu related hallucinations. The patient may believe that they're back from the future to save themselves (from back pain). They need to be convinced otherwise before they hurt themselves or somehow manage to change the future.'

## Information

### PRICE

21,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Culture Shock DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 40%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Surgery
* Doctor
* Nurse
Hacking Cough

'A form of computer virus, characterised by bouts rapid typing. Common causes include faulty promo codes, forgetting your password and excessive use of the phrase "I'm in".'

## Information

### PRICE

8,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the A Stitch In Time DLC

## Description

Patients suffering from Hacking Cough are first seen in Clockwise-above-Thyme.

Once diagnosed, a Hacking Cough patient will need to visit the Injection Room where a Nurse will attempt to cure the patient.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 60%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Injection Room
* Nurse
Locker

'A tiny private space.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
100

## Room(s)

 Fracture Ward
 Staff Room
 Ward

The **Locker** is a decorative item, used for increasing room prestige.

## Description

### Appearance

A tall beige metal locker features a white door with a grey handle and six vents towards the top. Inside is kept a single brown coat.

### Function

Although staff can open the locker, its only purpose is to increase room prestige.

## Requirements

### Room

 Ward

 Fracture Ward

 Staff Room

## Trivia

During testing, this item was intended to be used to add Nurses to the ward. In the final game, this functionality is simply selected in the Room Inspector, and the Locker is a decorative item only.
Inbagneato

'Sufferers believe that they're being watched by spies or the international press. To combat their suspicions, and protect their identity, they have adopted a derivative and ineffective form of disguise. They'll need treatment before they get any shyer, and must be reassured that no-one cares who they are. Besides, they're not kidding anyone...'

## Information

### PRICE

8,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Culture Shock DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 30%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Ward
* Nurse

## Gallery

Alternate appearanceLots of eyes in this hospital...
Golden Gubbins

'Should not be used as a substitute for Cheesy Gubbins.'

 200
10,000

## Room(s)

 Corridor

The **Golden Gubbins** is a decorative entertainment item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness, and reducing patients' boredom. It is a reward from Cheese on the Chalkboard, a local project available via The Superbug Initiative.

## Description

### Appearance

A two-tiered plinth consisting of concentric circles of dark-over-light stone bears three curved orange puffy crisps arranged in a cascading fashion, all in a highly polished finish.

### Function

A decorative entertainment item, the Golden Gubbins increases hospital attractiveness in a medium radius. Each interaction will reduce a patient's boredom by 20-25%.
Geometric Sofa

'Posture promoting polygons.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
600

## Room(s)

 Staff Room

The **Geometric Sofa** is a seating item, used for increasing comfort. It is only available via the Close Encounters DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

The Geometric Sofa is made up of triangular sections; two wooden ones form the side pieces, and various coloured cushions are pieced together to form the seat and backrest.

### Function

Staff-specific seating is used to increase the comfort of anyone who uses it, slowing the rate at which they lose happiness and energy (or increasing the rate at which they gain them, in the Staff Room).

## Requirements

### Unlock

This item is unlocked at Star Level  in Goldpan.

## Staff Seating Varieties

 Chequered Sofa
 L-Shaped Sofa
 Luxury Sofa
 Wicker Sofa
 **Geometric Sofa**
 Sofa of Tomorrow
 Rock Sofa
 Chequered Armchair
 Luxury Armchair
 Wicker Armchair
 Egg Chair
 Apple Chair
 Retro Chair
 Rock Armchair
 Red Bean Bag
 Football Bean Bag
 Burger Bag
 Dyed Bean Bag
Mage Fright

'Fantasy role playing games have left the sufferer paranoid about their vulnerability to wizardry, give them an untraceably small dose of something and tell them it's magic.'

## Information

### PRICE

9,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Off The Grid DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 60%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Herb Garden
* Nurse
Kiosk Hut

'Not real bamboo. Not real straw. Not real ice cream. You get the picture.'

## Cost

 1,500
2,500

## Room(s)

 Corridor

The **Kiosk Hut** is a shop, used for reducing hunger and thirst, and increasing happiness. It is only available via the Pebberley Island DLC

## Description

### Appearance

The stall itself is fashioned from green bamboo stalks, with a dark brown wooden surface. Two larger stalks can be found at each edge, holding up a straw canopy. On the left-hand front can be found a price list for the ice cream on sale, which is dispensed from a glass box covering the tubs, which is topped by a rack of cones and cans of Pop (more of which are stored below). A grey till is found on the right-hand side.

### Function

The Assistant will sell refreshments to Patients and other Staff at a cost of $100, reducing their hunger by 25%, their thirst by 15% and increasing their happiness by 10%.

## Requirements

### Room

 Corridor

 Café (Room)

### Staff

An  Assistant is required for the Kiosk Hut to function.
Heart Throb

'Painfully attractive. Often leads to heart ache. Requires surgery to make the sufferer as repulsive as possible.'

## Information

### PRICE

23,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose. No diagnostic room is exceptionally good at diagnosing this illness effectively. A large variety of diagnostic rooms is required, however, a few are mildly more effective than the rest.

* Illness Difficulty: 60%
* GP's Office
* Cardiology
* DNA Lab
* Fluid Analysis
* M.E.G.A Scan
* X-Ray

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness.

* Surgery
* Doctor
* Nurse
Hermitism

'An obsessive fondness for their beach towel has taken a dark turn, and they now seek other, larger beach towels in which to engulf themselves. Competition for towels amongst sufferers can be fierce, so those without a towel might be found in reclusive solitude, often in lighthouses.'

## Information

### PRICE

7,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Pebberley Island DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing. Almost all the diagnostic rooms are effective at diagnosing this illness, except for Psychiatry:

* Illness Difficulty: 40%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Ward
* Nurse

## Hospital Appearances

1 Patient must be diagnosed.
Grunt

'Also known as the 'Henchman Phenomenon', a fault in the DNA has caused the sufferer's motivation to become straightforward and one dimensional. They must undergo treatment before someone with the wrong idea takes advantage.'

## Information

### PRICE

10,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Close Encounters DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 40%
* GP's Office
* Fluid Analysis
* M.E.G.A Scan

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* DNA Lab
* Doctor
Orrery

'Live from space.'

 *Not Required*
3,500

## Room(s)

 Corridor

The **Orrery** is a decorative entertainment item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and reducing patients' boredom. It is only available via the Exhibition Items Pack DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

The central sphere represents the sun, around which nine planets (including Pluto) are affixed by metal rods. The whole arrangement is attached to a round wooden ring base by a wooden column, complimented by clockwork pieces that form the mechanism keeping the planets appropriately orbiting.

### Function

A decorative entertainment item, the Orrery increases hospital attractiveness in a medium radius. Each interaction will reduce a patient's boredom by 30%.

## Trivia

An orrery is a mechanical model of the Solar System. Of note is that this one includes Pluto, which is now considered only a dwarf planet.
Mime Crisis

'A psychiatric condition that causes the sufferer to perceive things that don't exist, usually boxes within which they are trapped. Some scientists have speculated that the box may both exist and not exist, leading to the well known thought experiment, Schrodinger's Mime.'

## Information

### PRICE

7,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

Mime Crisis is a visual illness first seen in Flottering.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing.

* Illness Difficulty: 40%
* Cardiology
* Fluid Analysis
* Psychiatry

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness.

* Psychiatry
* Doctor

## Gallery

A Mime Crisis patient choosing a good location in which to pretend to suffer a fall
## Trivia

* Schrodinger's Mime is a reference to the quantum physics thought experiment, Schrodinger's Cat, which too involves a box.
* The name of the illness is a reference to the video game series Time Crisis.
* Previous name idea - Mime Disease
Football Crazy

'Recognition for increasing peripheral aspects of football have turned a passion for the game into an obsession. Sufferers exhibit, above everything else, a heightened appreciation for set-piece efficacy, and must be sent to therapy before all their faculties are totally overrun by sporting minutia.'

## Information

### PRICE

9,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Pebberley Island DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 60%
* GP's Office
* DNA Lab
* M.E.G.A Scan
* Ward
* X-Ray

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Psychiatry
* Doctor

## Hospital Appearances

1 Patient must be diagnosed.

## Gallery

Anyone for a game of five-a-side?Ready for kickoffIt is important to warm up before a match!
Flying Ducks

'Exiting stage left.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
150

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

**Flying Ducks** is a decorative wall item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness. It is only available via the Retro Items Pack DLC.

## Description

### Function

A decorative wall item, Flying Ducks increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius.

## Requirements

### Room

This item can be placed in any room that allows wall items, the only exceptions being Reception and the Café.
Toilets

'People should... you know, here. Where it's always toilet time.'

*Main article: Rooms*

The **Toilets** are unlocked during the tutorial section of Hogsport; it is a facility room used by all members of staff and patients to relieve their toilet need.

## Description

### Function

Every patient and member of staff has a bathroom need statistic, which will quickly rise after consuming liquids. Toilets allow them to relieve themselves of this need.

Access to each Toilets can be limited to either sex, to patients or staff, or a combination thereof.

A patient who uses the toilets will first use the cubicle, then, assuming they are available, the sink and then the hand dryer. While not required by the room, these latter items help to keep hygiene levels high.

### Appearance

Although a door must be placed on a blueprint, as with any other room, there is no door to the Toilets, only an empty doorframe in plain white. The floor is made up of a chequered grid of light and dark blue tiles. The walls are divided by three horizontal rows of dark blue square tiles at top, middle and bottom. The upper space between is filled with white square tiles, it's lower equivalent consisting of light blue square tiles.

### Unlock

The Toilets is the fourth room the player will build in Hogsport's tutorial section. In addition, the Golden Bathroom Suite can be unlocked by signing up for the Hospital Pass newsletter. It includes:

 Golden Toilet

 Golden Sink

 Golden Hand Dryer

## Staff

No staff are required for this room; it may be used by all staff and patients, unless set by the player to exclude people by occupation or sex.

## Items

### Required Items

The following items are required before room placement is valid:

 Door

And at least one of the following:

 Toilet Cubicle

 Golden Toilet

 Water Closet

### Recommended Items

The following items are recommended best for this room:

 Golden Sink
 Hand Dryer
 Golden Hand Dryer
 Bin
 Big Bin
 Toxic-Waste Bin
 Elephant Bin
 Incinerator
 Recycling Bin
 Shark Bin
 Hand Sanitiser
 Nice Smelling Sanitiser
 Display Skeleton
 Anatomy Model
 Seasonal Paintings
 Dog Portrait
 Ghost Mirror
 Framed Sportswear
 Hothouse Canvas
 Valley Canvas
 Gum Dispenser
 Wormhole Bin
 Duck Bin
 Hive Mind Poster
 Snow Problem Poster
 Under The Weather Poster
 Knight's Armour
 Wizardry Cauldron

### All Items

To view a list of all items available for this room, click HERE.

## Trivia

* The price during development used to be $2,325
* The tooltip during development was 'Number 1s and number 2s only please.'
Isotrope

'The sufferer has begun to become an all-but-identical variation of themselves. Cause by exposure to, and the absorption of, trends and idioms. Needs to be treated before they become too irritating or dangerously radioactive.'

## Information

### PRICE

13,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Close Encounters DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 70%
* GP's Office
* M.E.G.A Scan

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* DNA Lab
* Doctor
Vaulting Box

'Old-fashioned injury generator.'

 *Not Required*
250

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 General Diagnosis
 Staff Room

The **Vaulting Box** is an entertainment item, used for reducing patients' boredom. It is only available via the Retro Items Pack DLC.

## Description

### Appearance

A four-sectioned vaulting box with a cream-coloured cushion on the top.

### Function

Although marked as reduces boredom, the Vaulting Box is only accessible by Staff, who do not possess that value.

## Requirements

### Room

 Cardiology

 General Diagnosis

 Staff Room
Healthy Appetite

'Help the Superbug Initiative develop a range of platter-bound snacks.'

## Research Tree

*Main article: The Superbug Initiative*

**Healthy Appetite** was the fifth Global Project of the The Superbug Initiative. It was launched on 15th May 2020 and ran until 3rd June 2020. The project is food-themed, seemingly motivated by the hunger of Two Point County's bureaucrats.

## Invitation

I come to you, friends, in the hope of improving work environments throughout the County. My plan is based upon two key principles...

One, I hate getting hungry at work. Two, I love eating food from a platter.

The Superbug Initiative has launched a Global Project. Check the Superbug Network to contribute to the project and collect rewards.

Thank you for your continued cooperation,

Sophie Nova

CEO, Bungle Technologies

## Rewards

These items were available to claim in-game until launch of the subsequent Global Project, Fruit Loot, regardless of whether or not the player participated in this Global Project. They have subsequently been made available to all players through the Hospital Pass.

## Completion

The Superbug Initiative is happy to announce that the Healthy Appetite Global Project has been completed.

Everybody is talking about our snacks. Whether you're for them, or against them... Snacks. Snacks for all.

Well done, everyone.

Thank you for your continued cooperation,

Sophie Nova

CEO, Bungle Technologies

## Research Tree

###  Pink Branch

 Clean Up Rubbish

 Ghost Capture
 Moneymaker
 Cure Patients
 Consecutive Cures
 Timed Moneymaker
 Mock Star
 Shock Horror
 Ghost Capture
 Timed Cure Patients
###  Blue Branch

 Water Plants

 Training
 Train Doctors
 Upgrading Machines
 Lightheadedness
 Monobeasts
 Restock Machines
 Pandemic
 Timed Moneymaker
 Ghost Capture
 Consecutive Cures
 Research
###  Gold Branch

 Research

 Training
 Mock Star
 Jest Infection
 Staff Development
 Animal Magnetism
 Monobeasts
 Upgrading Machines
 Injection Room
 Train Assistants
 Timed Moneymaker
 DNA Lab
 Night Fever
 Consecutive Cures
 Premature Mummification
Jasmine Odyssey Photo

'A (print) signed photo of the superstar herself: "wicked".'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
100

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Jasmine Odyssey Photo** is a decorative wall item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It is given as a gift from the lady herself!

## Description

### Appearance

A slightly curved rectangular frame features a photograph of Jasmine Odyssey against a green background, with a lipstick mark and her (printed) signature emblazed across it.

### Function

A decorative wall item that increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige.

## Requirements

### Unlock

After the player's first successful visit to any hospital by Jasmine Odyssey, this item is granted along with the other earned rewards.

### Room

This item can be placed in any room that allows wall items, the only exceptions being Reception and the Café.
Hazardous Waist

'Exposure to dangerous industrial chemicals can, in turn, cause patients to exhibit some of the same dangerous properties as those chemicals. You are what you eat.'

## Information

### PRICE

6,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Speedy Recovery DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 60%
* GP's Office

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Pharmacy
* Nurse

## Gallery

Treatment in progress.Can't save everyone...
Logic Problem

'A condition caused by poorly-worded questions and misheard TV quizzes. The sufferer is unable to make sense of basic cause and effect, therefore they need treatment. Like that... they wouldn't have understood that.'

## Information

### PRICE

9,000

*Main article: Illnesses*

This illness is only available via the Pebberley Island DLC.

## Diagnosis

The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing:

* Illness Difficulty: 60%
* GP's Office
* DNA Lab
* X-Ray

## Treatment

The following is required to treat this illness:

* Ward
* Nurse
Sonic Tree

'Get in the Green Hill zone.'

 *Not Required*
800

## Room(s)

 Café (Room)
 Corridor
 GP's Office
 Psychiatry
 Staff Room

The **Sonic Tree** is a decorative item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It was made available to all players on 30th July 2021, as part of the Sonic the Hedgehog Pack.

## Description

### Appearance

A circular light grey base has a tall, curved, segmented light brown trunk mounted in it. At the top is a large light brown pod, out of which nine large green fronds are growing, and drooping over in an angled, rather than curved manner.

### Function

A decorative item, the Sonic Tree increases hospital attractiveness in a medium radius.

## Requirements

### Room

 Corridor

 Café (Room)

 GP's Office

 Psychiatry

 Staff Room
Leopard Rug

'A way to class up the joint.'

## Cost

 500
300

## Room(s)

 Escape Room
 GP's Office
 Marketing (Room)
 Psychiatry
 Staff Room

The **Leopard Rug** is a decorative item used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It was made available to all players on 5th December 2018, as part of the Christmas 2018 Items.

## Description

### Appearance

A rectangular rug, of 1.5 by 2 squares, features leopard skin patterning. The edge stitching is in dark brown.

### Function

The Leopard Rug is a decorative item used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige.

## Requirements

### Room

 GP's Office

 Psychiatry

 Marketing (Room)

 Staff Room

 Escape Room
Space Harrier Mammoth

'Welcome to the Fantasy Zone. Get ready!SEGA 1985'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
1,000

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 Staff Room

The **Space Harrier Mammoth** is a decorative item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It was made available to all players on 14th October 2020, as part of Sega's 60th Anniversary celebrations.

## Description

### Appearance

A large orangey-brown mammoth creature, with white claws and curved tusks, stands upon a purple marbled plinth, cordoned off by red cords held up by golden poles.

### Function

A decorative item, the Space Harrier Mammoth increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige.

## Requirements

### Room

 Corridor

 Staff Room

## Trivia

The mammoth is from the 1985 game Space Harrier, and has made various appearances outside of the game, including in various merchandise lines.
Lightheaded Poster

'See how patients with Lightheadedness are wired.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
50

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Chromatherapy
 Cloud Computing
 Clown Clinic
 Correcting Pool
 Corridor
 Cryptology
 Danger Zone
 De-Lux Clinic
 DNA Lab
 Doghouse
 Escape Room
 Farmacology
 Fluid Analysis
 Fracture Ward
 General Diagnosis
 GP's Office
 Head Office
 Herb Garden
 Indentification
 Injection Room
 Marketing (Room)
 M.E.G.A Scan
 Pans Lab
 Personification
 Pest Control
 Pharmacy
 Powder Room
 Psychiatry
 Reanimation
 Recurvery Room
 Research (Room)
 Resolution Lab
 Self-Assembly
 Shock Clinic
 Speed Dating
 Staff Room
 Surgery
 Tech Support
 Toad Hall
 Toilets
 Training (Room)
 Urban Mythology
 War Room
 Ward
 Wash Pit
 Wax Works
 Woodwork
 X-Ray

The **Lightheaded Poster** is a decorative wall item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige.

## Description

### Appearance

A grey metal-framed image depicts a cutaway of a Lightheadedness patient, showing that the bulb is connected by a wire to an electicity outlet in the chest cavity.

### Function

A decorative wall item that increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige. In addition, members of staff who examine this item will receive a small boost in happiness, usually from 3-10%, although this can be done multiple times in succession for cumulative effects.

## Requirements

### Unlock

This item is unlocked at Star Level  in Hogsport.

### Room

This item can be placed in any room that allows wall items, the only exceptions being Reception and the Café.
Wall Monitor

'Useful for spotting lost bits 'n' bobs inside of the patient.'

 125
500

## Room(s)

 Cardiology
 Fracture Ward
 Surgery
 Ward

The **Wall Monitor** is a decorative wall item, used for increasing room prestige, and providing +1% Treatment and +1% Diagnosis Power boosts.

## Description

### Appearance

A blue casing is home to a silver-bordered black screen that shows an ECG reading in green. Four buttons are found on each side, in red, green and blue.

### Function

A wall item that increases room prestige. Placing this item in a room will grant it +1% Diagnosis Power and +1% Treatment Power, making Diagnostic Rooms and Treatment Rooms more effective, respectively.

## Requirements

### Room

 Cardiology

 Ward

 Fracture Ward

 Surgery

The Treatment and Diagnosis Boost effects of this item will only apply in Diagnostic and Treatment rooms, respectively.
The Ox

'Happy niú year.'

## Cost

 475
2,500

## Room(s)

 Corridor
 GP's Office
 Marketing (Room)
 Staff Room

**The Ox** is a decorative item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness and room prestige. It was made available to all players on 11th February 2021, as the Lunar New Year 2021 Item.

## Description

### Appearance

A large red vertically-placed ring is decorated with a repeating square spiral design around its front edge in gold. Also in gold is the large ox statue leaning upon it.

### Function

A decorative item, The Ox increases hospital attractiveness in a small radius, and overall room prestige.

## Requirements

### Room

 Corridor

 GP's Office

 Marketing (Room)

 Staff Room