Beaux Covillion

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## About

### Age

Undisclosed (likely the same age as Jack Townsend)

## Relationships

### Family

Unnamed Father (unknownUnnamed Mother (unknown)

### Enemies

Jack Townsend, Jeremy Pascal, Amelia O'Brien, Rosa Vasquez

## General

Beaux is first described by Jack (in the books) as "an enormous asshole". He is easily fooled, not very intelligent, and rather racist.

## Personality

Beaux is "That Guy". He believes himself the smarter, better, and more capable than his peers, and blames everyone else for any misfortune in his life. He thinks of himself as more capable of violence, shown to be untrue when attempts to slit his wrist or shoot himself in the head all fail. Long story short: he tries too hard to be someone like Spencer.

## History

Beaux and Jack have known each other since they were children, having grown up in the same town. In the third grade, Beaux attempted to recruit Jack to look out for teachers while he was pooping on the boys' bathroom floor (for unknown reasons). Because Jack refused to do this, Beaux was caught, and to this day he has a grudge against Jack for his refusal. From then on, Beaux was known as the "poop-vandal".

In tenth grade, Beaux attempted to reinvent himself by creating a "Klan Club"Blog/Reddit/"Kool Kids' Klub"Novels, to supposedly celebrate Anglo-Saxon heritage. Club activites involved driving four wheelers through the mud on weekends. Beaux could not get the five signatures needed to start this club. When he was told he was unable to make the club for that reason, his father became involved and sued his high school for "racial discrimination". It was settled out of court for an undisclosed, but fairly large amount of money, and this lawsuit temporarily brought Beaux to folk hero status in town. When this popularity got to his head, he began to dress in edgy clothes and spike up his hair.

When this popularity began to wane, Beaux tried to regain it by any means necessary, chief among them being vandalism and selling cigarettes. A few months before he would have graduated, Beaux was expelled for poor grades and truancy. His father sued the school again, but the outcome of this lawsuit is unknown.

Beaux loiters suspiciously around the gas station and attempts to talk up Rosa, who claims that Jack, Jerry, and "Mac" are in the back in order to get him to leave. He later kidnaps Jack, Jerry, and Mel, a third employee on his first day, and ties them upside down in chains inside the basement of a demolished building, planning to sacrifice them in order to summon Cayergan, an inter-dimensional god, from a pentagram on the wall. He lets Mel down, mistaking him to be dead, but Mel gets up, punches Beaux in the nose, and runs away.

The blood that comes from Beaux's nose slightly activates the pentagram, and he claims he can hear Cayergan, who tells him he needs more blood. Beaux at first attempts to cut his wrists with a machete and shoot himself in the head, but finds he can't bring himself to do either. He lets down Jerry and hands him the gun, who promptly shoots him in the foot. This activates the pentagram, allowing the hand of Cayergan to come through and take Beaux through the portal. After urging from Jack, Jerry closes the portal by pissing on the blood. Police found Beaux's body as a scorched black skeleton a few miles down the road, and had to identify him through dental records.

Throughout the rest of Volume 3, Beaux, now living in Hell, frequently calls the gas station landline to insult and argue with Jack.

## Appearance

Beaux is overweight, prematurely bald, four feet tall laying on his back, and ginger. When kidnapping Jack and Jerry, he wears an apron covered paint to look like blood and a rabbit mask with black fur and sharpened teeth. He carries an old machete and a hook on a chain.

## Trivia

* As played by Mr.CreepyPasta, Beaux has a lateral (across the mouth) lisp.
* His name is pronounced "Boh Coo-Vee-Aw".
* Beaux has multiple DUIs.

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 Tales From The Gas Station, Vol. 3 (Page 11)
2. ↑ Tales From The Gas Station, Vol. 3 (Page 37)
3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 Tales From The Gas Station, Vol. 3 (Page 12)
4. ↑ 4.0 4.1 Upside Down (Reddit)[1]