Scottathan "the Woz" Wozniak

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**Scottathan "The Woz" Wozniak**, also known as **Scottahan**, **Scottathon**, or **Scotthan**, is a Scott within the Uh Oh Zone, who originated from a Wattpad/AO3 fanfiction. He is a vampire, and is married into royalty.

## Background Information

Scottathan, despite his glaring differences from the other Scotts, is mostly a normal guy. Well, except for the fact that he's a vampire.

### Appearance

Scottathan looks identical to most of the other Scotts - white skin, brown hair, and glasses. The differences he has are minor and are most likely unnoticeable unless one is paying enough attention. He has two abnormally sharp canines, essentially vampire fangs, and during his "vampire transformation," his pupils glow a bright red, which can be seen through his glasses.

### Backstory

Scottathan originates from a Wattpad/AO3 fanfiction in which he is shipped with the Reader. The fanfiction is split into three main parts, with a fourth part added for flavor.

Spoiler warning here, just in case.

Scottathan originally had a normal life as an internet personality, pretty much what you would expect. However, this changed when he was messaged on Twitter by the Reader. The Reader in question, worrying about him, accidentally calls him cute in a panic, but Scottathan sees this as a gateway to abandon his life as a single man. He declares that he is dating the Reader on Twitter, which works out because the Reader has a massive crush on him.

Scott and the Reader meet up at Five Below on their first date, and afterwards, both of them went to the Reader's house. The Reader shows Scottathan around the house, exciting themself over the game room in particular, before both of them settle down to have snacks. Scottathan prompts the Reader to tell him about themself, which leaves the Reader to tell him about their tragic backstory involving being an orphan, being sold by their parents for drugs, watching as the other orphans were adopted by various boy bands. Scottathan shows his remorse for such a terrible story, and decides to tell the Reader a secret in return, that secret being that he is a vampire. His eyes glow red, revealing said secret, and the Reader faints. Scottathan moves the Reader to their bed, and is about to leave, before he is promptly knocked out and taken away.

The Reader wakes up, and panics over Scottathan being suddenly gone. They check their Twitter feed, to find out that Scottathan has been mysteriously kidnapped. They figure the best way to get him back is to get kidnapped themself, so they stand outside of their house and taunt the kidnappers, which works out. The Reader is taken into a basement, where Scottathan is there as well. As it turns out, the kidnapper was Chadtronic, who was also madly in love with the Reader. After the Reader turns down his confession, Chadtronic takes Scottathan to his recording studio, where he livestreams Scottathan revealing his vampire secret. The Reader manages to fight off Chadtronic's guards and break Scottathan out of the studio, but it was too late, now that the whole world knew Scottathan was a vampire.

After Scottathan and the Reader escape, the Reader asks Scottathan to turn them into a vampire, in which Scottathan obliges. It's been a day. Scottathan and the Reader move in together in Scottathan's house, and enjoy their lives there. Scottathan's timeline is riddled with sanguivoriphobia, which caused him to lose a lot of subscribers after being outed. However, he now has a significant number of vampire stans, which is a good or bad thing depending on how you look at it. The following day, Scottathan has to go to a convention, where he condemns people in vampire costumes that harness racism. Scottathan returns home to the news that the Reader's parents visited their house, and were trying to take the Reader back. Scottathan reassures the Reader, saying that nothing bad will happen to the two of them.

While Chadtronic plots against the couple with Schaffrillas Productions and YourMovieSucks.org at his side, Scottathan and the Reader go get dinner at Wendy's. Scottathan has to wear an extra pair of glasses and a trenchcoat, because he's a celebrity. The Wendy's employee recognizes both of them, but luckily doesn't out them. The couple spends the rest of the night eating Wendy's. Scottathan and the Reader get home, but their house got broken into by the aforementioned henchmen of Chadtronic, and the couple are promptly knocked out cold by them.

Schaffrillas Productions and YourMovieSucks.org are supposed to kill the couple, but both think the idea is relatively stupid. YourMovieSucks.org leaves, and Schaffrillas Productions is bribed away by the Wendy's employee offering him an Olive Garden gift card. The couple are put into bed by the Wendy's employee soon afterward. After they wake up, the Reader's parents arrive, and Scottathan kills him with his witchcraft powers. The couple has a small talk before Scottathan proposes to the Reader with a Gameboy Micro. The Reader accepts.

The Reader is now engaged to Scottathan after two days of dating, which... good for them, I guess. The Reader is suddenly called by a woman who declares herself as Queen Rue Griffiths of Coasttu, a queen who is the Reader's actual mother, and sent them away in fear that living in royalty would make them a selfish person. Upon news that the Reader is getting married, the couple get an invitation to get married in Coasttu. The two fly there on a plane, with the Wendy's employee coming along as their best man. When they arrive in Coasttu, they are transported to the Coasttunian castle via carriage. They arrive in the castle, get their rooms settled, and the Reader meets their real parents for the first time. Queen Griffiths complains that Coasttu has entered a state of poverty, and are doomed to become a part of the United States if they can't get enough money. The Reader declares that the best way for the country to get money is through Scottathan, who is a so-called game show expert by the Reader (hint: he isn't). Queen Griffiths signs Scottathan up for as many foreign game shows as possible in an effort to have him win one of them. Scottathan is accepted to a game show, mistakenly believing it is akin to Family Feud. That's, however, far from the truth.

Scottathan is abruptly brought into a game show called Pop Quiz Hotshot, hosted by Doug Walker/The Nostalgia Critic. His opponent is AniMat. Scottathan proceeds to prove the Reader wrong about his game show skills, getting several questions wrong in a row, before the Reader starts mouthing him the answers from the audience. This wins him some points, until he blurts out that the Reader is mouthing words to him. Doug orders Scottathan to be killed for cheating, before Caddicarus unexpectedly arrives. He shoots his NES zapper at both Doug and Animat, dissolving them instantly. The couple quickly leave the game show studio, as Scottathan's technical victory allows Coasttu to legally steal millions of dollars from Channel Awesome, bringing them right out of poverty.

The Reader and Scottathan eventually get married in the castle, and continue to live there afterwards, now existing as vampire royalty.

It is unknown how Scottathan arrived from his universe to the Uh Oh Zone, though the theory arises that the two could be linked in some way.

### Personality

Scottathan has a similar personality to many of the normal Scotts. Friendly, a bit dumb, and a burning hatred for Chibi-Robo: Zip-Lash. However, he does make concerning comments at times.

### Abilities

Being a vampire, Scottathan has a few supernatural abilities.

* He is able to turn others into vampires by biting them.
* He possesses "witchcraft" powers that are malevolent in nature. The exact kind of powers aren't elaborated on much.
* He has eternal life.

## Relationships

Scottathan has one main established relationship from his source material.

### The Reader

The Reader is Scottathan's partner, despite being an ambiguous literary device with only a bare-bones form. It is unknown if the Reader is capable of existing in the Uh Oh Zone, as it is merely a concept that represents the audience of a story, and the Uh Oh Zone narrative is not in the correct format for the implications of a "reader" to even be possible.

## Trivia

* Scottathan is the only known Scott to be married to a romantic partner. Despite this, he still remains a virgin.