The Ages

## Overview

The Value Select Ages are important categorization of all Value Select videos. Each new age begins on January 1st and ends on December 31st, with the exception of The Platinum Age, which ranged from 2020 - 2021, and The Dark Age, which began some time in 2021.

[1] = Video Unlisted, [2] = Video Privated, [3] = Video Moved to Tiktok

## Videos (Sorted from New to Old)

### The Diamond Age / Renaissance / Baseball Age (2023)

The Diamond Age Marks The Final Era of Value Select As We Know It.

* Send this to your Landlord!
* My Dark Secret 🌹
* More Un-Ironic Country Music (I'm Sorry)
* Value Select's Verticals (Vol. 1) Tiktok: An Incredible Collection of Fantastic VS Hits 🌹
* Would You Go Home With This Man? 🌹
* Forgive and Forget (Not Really)
* The Gifted Kid Syndrome 🧠
* Curtains are Superior to Blinds
* Anything is Possible 🌹
* The Amazing Evolution of Foldable Chairs
* Postmodern Romance
* Caught Between Eras (Where Do I Belong?) (On Spotify)
* It's a Man's World... (Short version of What Modern Men Really Want...)
* Send This to Your Girlfriend's Bestfriend 😏🌹 (feat. Buck Rivers)
* When People Ask How You're Doing [Prev: Living the Dream! 🌎🔥]
* Doom Scroll (The Song) [Tiktok: Blessings for your Doom Scroll 🌹]
* The Master of Seduction (Modern Rizz) [Tiktok: The Rizzersance]
* Further Clarification
* The Last Crusade[1]
* The Greatest YouTuber Collab Ever (feat. JREG)
* The Slur for Men Under 5'7'' [Prev: The Worst Name You Can Call Another Man ] [Tiktok: The Worst Name You Can Call Another Man]
* Value Select's Diamond Age (2023) [Prev: Welcome To Value Select]

### The Dark Age (2021 - 2022)

Videos In The Dark Age

* The End Of The Dark Age[1]
* The Max Renner Show (Vol. 2022)[1]
* Don't Say Anything Crazy![1]
* The Perfect Kickstarter[1]
* What Modern Men Really Want... [Was Previously: The Male Fantasy] [On Tiktok: How Do They Make So Many?]
* If Charity Influencers Were Honest[1]
* Send This To A Fellow Dungeon Prisoner[1]
* When You Sit Next To The Emergency Exit[1]
* Saying Goodbye To My 45 Sons[1]
* Value Select's Legendary Lore
* Tiktok: Golf on the Fairway (Relationship in the Rough) [Previously on Youtube: A Gust of Boys (The Golfers Girlfriend)]
* The Wallet (Not Mine) (Extremely Cool)[3]
* Tiktok: The Unspoken Rule (Day Twenty Nine) [Previously on Youtube: The Unspoken Rule]
* Tiktok: Massive Layoffs [Was previously on Youtube: Massive Layoffs (You're Fired)]
* Tiktik: Masks Required (Day Twenty) [Was previously on Youtube: Wrong Mask, Idiot]
* Tiktok: A Real Businessman [Was previously on Youtube: 1980's Businessmen Be Like...]
* Tiktok: I Think I'm Gonna Like Being a Ghost (Day Eighteen) [Was previously on Youtube: I Think I'm Gonna Like Being a Ghost]
* Send This to Your Sleep Paralysis Demon[3]
* And I'm Just Spitballin' Here...[3]
* 1950's Gang Initiation (Wholesome)[3]
* These Guys Actually Suck at Chess (Really)[3]
* The Social Valet[3]
* Flirting at the Beach (Gone Painful)[3]
* Falling in Love at Fist Sight (The Party)[3]
* Value Select Kills The Moon (Full Concert 2022)[1]
* Day in the Life of a Normal Italian Person (source = me) [Was previously: Self-Checkout Shakedown]
* Withdraw All My Self-Esteem (Immediately) [Was previously: Tell Me Your Secrets, Charlie!]
* Thanks For The Invite! (The Song) [Was previously: Thanks For The Invite! (One Miserable Man]
* Avenge Your Father, Change Your Life
* Value Select 2022 Moonkiller National Tour™[1]
* Would You Go Home With This Man?
* God Says You're Supposed To Be My Wife
* Just a Normal Hike with my Regular Dad [Was previously: Almost a Man (The Henderson Plan]
* Value Select Songs to Chase Your Dreams To (Mixtape 3)
* Song of Peace (Wouldn't It Be Nice?)
* I'm Sorry, But You're Fired (From Being My Friend) [Was previously: You're Fired (From Being My Friend)]
* I Love You (Please Go Away) (feat. Josh Girlfriends)
* Return of the Realistic Party (I Came to Stand!)
* Awkward Memories! (Feat. Jazz Emu)
* Clutch Anthem (Carry The Team!)
* Value Select's Dark Age (2021) [Was previously: Value Select's // Dark Age Begins]

Short Videos [should be sorted into respective spots above]

* Lawyer Not For Hire (Stop Calling)
* Youtuber Apology (The Song)
* Nothin' In The Fridge (Song)
* Leave Him Alone!
* No, I Didn't Just Trip on the Sidewalk (The Song)
* Send This To A Stranger You're Walking Towards
* Tiktok: A Real Buisnessman [Was previously on Youtube: 1980's Businessmen Be Like...]
* Play This On Aux After A Near Death Experience On The Highway [On Tiktok: Play This On Aux After a Near Death Experience on the Highway (Day Twenty Five)]
* Are You Frickin' Kidding Me? [Was previously: Are You Kidding Me?] [On Tiktok: Absolute Banger (Or is it a Bop?)]
* What Do The Signs Say? [On Tiktok: Crazy Parking Signs (The Song)]
* Still Not a Lawyer [On Tiktok: Share this with a loved one.]

### The Platinum Age (2020 - 2021)

Videos in the Platinum Age

* Ricky, This isn't a Hospital!
* Your Friend (Who Sucks)
* Worst Sleepover Ever!
* The Realtor (My Nightmare Scenario) [Was previously: The Realtor]
* The Coolest Man Who Ever Lived (Among Other Things)
* Sharing Your Music Taste With People in Real Life
* You're Slightly Late (And I'm Having a Panic Attack)
* The Max Renner Show (Vol. 2020)
* First Date (First Question)
* Oh, So That's Why He's Single...
* How NOT To Leave a Party!
* Performance Art is Narcissistic Garbage [Was previously: Curb Your Performance Art]
* When She Loves Her Phone More Than You
* Don't Do This
* I Love My Friends!
* Hiking is actually extremely simple! [Was previously: Hiking With The Boys!]
* The Neverending Breakup [Was previously: The Breakup]
* Coach's Sex Addiction (The Pier) [Was previously: The Pier]
* I'm an Introvert [Was previously: This Man is an Introvert]
* Workout (On My Front Lawn)
* The Saddest Song Ever Sung
* Coffee: The Official Drink of Bastards
* When The Conversation Dies
* Say What You Mean (2003 Collector's Edition)
* Quarantine Song
* I Let You Win!
* Jeans at the Beach (80's Redux) [1]
* You've Got a Rich Dad!
* A Song For College Graduates
* Hit Me With Your Car 2020
* Song of the Narcissistic Lover
* When Everyone is Bad at the Game You're Playing (Except You)
* I'm Not Hungry (I'm Just Bored)
* Astrology Girls (The Fall of Modern Man)
* Marry My Dad (Official Quarantine Remix)
* You Bailed On Us!
* We Are Very Smart (High IQ Viewers Only)
* How to Win: Cautious Optimism
* Send This to a Fellow King
* Gym Bro Betrayal
* He Think's He's People! (Among Other Things)
* Mary Spencer Married My Dad
* We Will All Die in the Stock Market Crash
* So, This Is Me \*Shrugs Bashfully and Gestures to House\*
* When Do You Want Me to Leave Your House? (The Song)

### The Golden Age (2019)

Videos In The Golden Age

* Yule (Fantasy Foreverester)
* Hey Stranger ;)
* A Musical Message From Your Parents:
* My Stupid Kid (Among Other Things)
* Value Select On Australian Radio
* Everyman (Has to Carry His Own Weight)
* Sexy Thanksgiving
* Will You Marry My Dad
* Tell Me Your Name Again (Again)
* Awkward PDA (The Song)
* FULL SPECIAL | Fables and Legends (2019)
* Beat The Kids
* Yelling at Children (Among Other Things)
* Sugar Daddy Anthem
* Hit Me With Your Car (Live in Concert)
* The Sacred Scroll (Mixtape 2)
* TSA Checkout Lane (Among Other Things)
* How To Solve Cancel Culture (Scientifically Proven Cure)
* Jeans at the Beach
* Kids Stop Doing the Drugs
* The Max Renner Show (Vol. 2019)
* For The Ladies Only
* Where's My HydroFlask?
* I Have One Billion Girlfriends
* Look At Me
* I Don't Wanna Be Here (Party Anthem)
* Death is Illegal
* Friendship is Forever
* Coke says Thanks Gays!
* Reset Your Password
* Step Mom Folk Song
* Date Myself
* this song is about cars
* That's What You Sound Like (remix)
* Rich People 4 Poor People (charity song better than Lil' Dicky's Earth)
* Fantasy Foreverest
* That's What You Sound Like
* I serenade you on a rainy evening on my grandfathers piano in the drawing room ASMR (episode 45)
* Questions (the song)
* He Took Two Parking Spaces (and what that means scientifically)
* FULL SPECIAL | Mirth Pop (2018)
* You're The Hottest of Your Friends (So Why Would I have Sex With Your Friends When I Got You)
* The Only Job Left in the World
* Tell Me Your Name Again
* The Gamer Song
* Visit Romania!
* My Super Real Internet Girlfriend
* Grandfather's Advice on Unrequited Love
* The Man Who Was Too Good At Sex
* Driving Doordash in your Hometown (Prev: After College)
* We Need To Talk
* bats off to ya (feat. CrackerMilk)
* Fantasy Foreverer
* The Golfsman
* Never Be Yourself
* A Man of his Time (Among Other Things)
* Everybody Out Pizzas the Hut
* My Two Boys
* Send this 2 ur Fertile Wife
* don't blame your parents
* DNA Ancestry Kit (Prev: DNA TEST COMMERCIAL (realistic) )
* I Can't Talk To You
* Furry Crusade
* True American Hero (Among Other Things)
* Everybody's Gonna Have (Sex 2nite) [Christian Edit]
* Unconventionally Attractive!
* White Rose 3: Incel Rising
* How Reddit Actually Works
* The Best Alkaline Water
* The Worst Teachers of America
* Drunk Girl (on a raised surface)
* Fantasy Forever
* Eternal Suffering (Among Other Things)
* The Salute
* Good Enough!
* Good Willed Hunting
* When She Doesn't Love You
* Shanghai Ballers (Master Cut)
* First Date, First Question
* Road Rage Rap Song (relatable)
* State School is for the Beautiful
* Gun Violence is Never the Answer
* Living With Your Girlfriend You Don't Like Anymore (the song)
* Stop Crime Forever
* Brand New Sound

### The Bronze Age (2018)

* (mountain) select wednesday [Unlisted]
* I met a fantastic woman today
* Realistic Love Song (For Average Folk)
* Dad, come home for Christmas
* The Richest Man in the World
* Steal Your Girl by Soul Man 69
* Highester Fantasy
* How to make money as a freelance artist!
* a different room
* Baby it's Cold Outside in 2019
* How to End Child Abuse with Dan
* Youtube Rewind 2018 was BAD
* No More School Shootings
* History Repeats Itself
* Yuletide Knife Fight
* The Max Renner Show (2018)
* y'already know who this guy is...?
* Every Car Commercial Ever! (relatable content)
* We all know a girl who does this, so back off
* Every Group Picture Ever! (Family Edition)
* Die Now Old Man (Among Other Things)
* Christmas 4 Everyone
* science, explain this
* white man acoustic guitar
* charger back (extended)
* Dohr // Handel outer space sweepstakes
* miss your friends (extended)
* Quirky Girl Ukulele
* 1500's Doctors Office
* Value Select's Seeing Eye Knife
* NICE (Mixtape 1)
* you can't be alone
* how rock climbers drink water
* Product the commercial (the business)
* I can't find my phone
* Wifequirements
* lemon grill
* Fish Hunt
* I miss you(r friends)
* Stop Touching Me (Among Other Things)
* the best part of waking up...
* Highest Fantasy
* F I N E // L I N E S
* charger back
* hands off (the m'lady is with me)
* the cool house 3
* two dudes, just hanging out (in the middle of a walkway)
* [ E T E R N I T Y]
* there will be freshman orientation
* I take pictures of my girlfriend
* The Realistic Bachelorette
* The Cool House 2
* White Rose 2: Chad Curse
* Ballad of the Instahoe
* Get That Dowry (Chapter 1 of wealth and Reward) prod. Birocratic
* Higher Fantasy
* The Legend of the Street Performer
* Carolina Know by Roses (1970s Soft Rock)
* UPS Man
* The Cool House
* My Ultimate Dream
* I've been evicted
* The Haunted Hookup
* Step Dad Rap
* Modern Romance
* WAVE REMIX (feat. MC CANTREAD)
* Pharmaceutical (Among Other Things)
* Suburb Skating
* Worst Life (prod. Birocratic)
* Zucc's Revenge
* Fun country song about takin' it EZ and not worryin'
* The Origin of the Wave
* The Tendy Man
* Yacht Pirates
* VS Lifestyle 3
* Sacrifices Must be Made
* Oh, Baby!
* Send This To Your Ex
* Anime is my Personality
* Who is He?
* ASMR: Sounds of Stepdad
* Abusive People Finder
* High Fantasy
* Realistic House Hunters (New York)
* Good Comedy Idea (DO NOT STEAL!!!)
* Come Fly With Me
* Bad Airline
* You Can Do Anything!
* The White Rose
* VS Lifestyle 2

### The Stone Age (2017)

* Commercial Masterclass (Among Other Things)
* I Don't Wanna Go Outside
* Harvest Terminated
* Thanks Internet! (Among Other Things)
* Missed Signals (Among Other Things)
* Wrong House With Glenn Tenn (Among Other Things)
* My Three Husbands!
* VS Lifestyle
* Marriage is a Bad Deal (4 Men)
* Close Enough
* Men's Locker Room
* Hit Me With Your Car
* Karate Mike's Love Song
* You Are My Boy (I'm Your Dad)
* I'll make love to you
* Fight My Dad
* Miss My Girlfriend
* Max Renner Acting Reel