recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Los cuatro notables

**Los cuatro notables** es el primer episodio de la segunda temporada de la serie de televisión argentina Los Simuladores.

## Sinopsis

Para ayudar a la familia de un hombre enfermo al que su seguro médico no desea atender, el grupo trata de engañar al gerente del seguro médico de que es precandidato a un Premio Nobel, por hacer que su seguro acepte tratar enfermedades preexistentes.

El grupo  convence al empresario y médico de cambiar la postura de Plus Medical y aceptar a pacientes con enfermedades preexistentes, lo que genera un cambio a nivel global de los servicios de prepagas, y hace alzar las acciones de la compañía.

## Curiosidades

este capítulo fue dedicado a Juan Somoza; un fanático de la serie que cebaba mate con el equipo de post producción, porque era tal su fanatismo que no aguantaba esperar para ver el programa al aire. Murió asesinado de un tiro en la cabeza por causas que se desconocen. Tenía 61 años.
Simuladores

Los **Simuladores** son el grupo protagónico que le da nombre al programa. Se trata de un grupo de justicia paralela, que se maneja en forma privada y que realizan sofisticados operativos de simulacro para cumplir con sus misiones.

## Miembros Formales

* Mario Santos: Planificación y estrategia, interpretado por Federico D'Elía.

* Pablo Lamponne: Técnica y Movilidad, interpretado por Alejandro Fiore.

* Emilio Ravenna: Caracterización, interpretado por Diego Peretti.

* Gabriel Medina: investigación, interpretado por Seefeld.

## La brigada B

La ***Brigada B*** surge como una forma de manejar los casos menores que quedan fuera de las capacidades operativas del grupo. Está integrado por cuatro personas que fueron ayudadas y se convirtieron colaboradores frecuentes del grupo. La brigada B es mucho menos eficiente, y aunque es entrenada, termina cayendo en la negligencia, razón por la cual son atrapados por el FBI, pensando que se trataba de terroristas.
Pablo Lamponne

Estado
 Grupo

**Pablo Lamponne**, interpretado por Alejandro Fiore, se ocupa de «técnica y movilidad». Su labor en el grupo consiste en conseguir los materiales y elementos necesarios para realizar los operativos (vehículos, lugares, vestuario, disfraces, escenografía, etc.). A veces desempeña pequeños roles.

## Descripción

Tiene una actitud dura y frontal ante los demás y ese es el tipo de personalidad que quiere mostrar, pero en realidad es psicológicamente más débil de lo que sus compañeros creen. Aunque no lo demuestre, no se siente cómodo con la relación fría que había entre los cuatro y tenía una suerte de complejo de inferioridad con respecto al rol que desempeña en el grupo. Su actitud hermética y su marcada masculinidad suele contrastar con la sensibilidad de su compañero Gabriel Medina, a quien considera un hombre «empalagoso» y cursi.

Tiene un brillante perro llamado Betún, que cada vez que aparece demuestra su inteligencia y lealtad. Otra de las cosas que contribuyen al frágil estado psicológico de Lamponne es el hecho de haber tenido una vida complicada; en su infancia fue el blanco de las burlas de sus compañeros de escuela, y también combatió en la guerra de Malvinas (1982). Tiene una admiración e idolatría secreta por su socio Emilio Ravenna. Es el único integrante del grupo que no adopta un nombre específico, excepto en los últimos capítulos de la segunda temporada, donde adopta seguido el nombre de Basilio Dos Reyes.
Roberto Gregorio

Episodios
 Grupo
 Interpretado por

*«¿Y es verdad que ahí por esa zona son todos mafiosos?*
»

~ **Roberto Gregorio a Massimo Cozzetti**
Roberto Gregorio es el director general del complejo penitenciario del capítulo Un trabajo involuntario. Este resulta ser una de las víctimas inocentes de Los Simuladores, ya que es engañado con la premisa de darle la ciudadanía italiana, sin embargo, este no supone una amenaza para nadie, además siempre estuvo al servicio de la ley.

## **Descripción**

Roberto Gregorio tiene 58 años de edad, es casado y tiene 3 hijos. En único episodio en el que aparece se encuentra tramitando su ciudadanía italiana para seguir a un primo que se encuentra en Trieste, sin embargo él no sabe italiano, ya que en el mismo capítulo, Medina (interpretando a Fernando Laguzzi), tiene que traducirle todo lo que Ravena (interpretando a Massimo Cozzetti) diga.

Tiene una personalidad despreocupada, jocosa y es desmedido en sus palabras. No se trata de un trabajador corrupto, siempre estuvo al servicio de la justicia. Sin embargo parece tener una relación estrecha con el policía Julio Casas, debido a que no aplica ninguna sanción ante las denuncias de abuso cometidas por Casas años atras, ni siquiera cuando los doctores insinúan que él volvió a cometer este delito con Bruno Sontag.
Segunda temporada

La **segunda temporada de Los Simuladores** se estrenó en 2003, con el episodio "Los cuatro notables". La temporada consta con un mayor sentido de continuidad en la serie con la adhesión de un antagonista principal, Franco Milazzo, interpretado por César Vianco, quien ya había aparecido en el noveno episodio de la primera temporada, "El último héroe" como la víctima del opertativo.

## Episodios

1. Los cuatro notables
2. Z-9000
3. La gargantilla de las cuatro estaciones
4. El Clan Motul
5. El Vengador Infantil
6. El matrimonio mixto
7. Brigada B
8. Fin de semana de descanso
9. El debilitador social
10. El anillo de Salomón
11. El Capítulo Final
Julio Casas

Episodios
 Grupo
 Interpretado por

Julio Casas es un policía del complejo penitenciario en el capiítulo Un trabajo involuntario. Es el jefe del pabellón numero 4, en el que e encontraba Bruno Sontag. Fue acusado 3 veces por participar activamente en abuso sexual de los presos. Fue acusado por cuarta vez en el único capítulo en el que aparece de abuso sexual de Bruno Sontag.
El Debilitador Social

**El Debilitador Social** es el noveno capítulo de la segunda temporada de Los Simuladores.

## Sinopsis

Un chico les pide ayuda a los Simuladores para su hermana, Mariana Ventura (interpretada por Marcela Klosterboer), una modelo bulímica, contratada por la agencia de Manuel Garriga. Los simuladores realizan la pantomima de un juicio internacional, con Feller como juez, y Máximo Cozzetti como fiscal. Se trata de un tribunal especial de la ONU juzgará por pre-crímenes contra la humanidad al jefe de su agencia de modelos.
Lista de Episodios

Esta es la lista de episodios de la serie Los Simuladores

## **Temporadas**

Los Simuladores tiene un total de 2 temporadas hasta el momento y no cuenta con películas precuelas ni secuelas hasta el momento.

## **Primera Temporada (2002)**

Cada episodio de *Los simuladores* (exceptuando el 7 y el 11), estaba dividido en un caso simple al principio y el caso principal, desarrollado después de los créditos iniciales.

## ****Segunda temporada** (2003-04)**

Los episodios de la segunda temporada ahora se emitían los días lunes, a diferencia de la primera temporada, cuyos episodios se emitían los días miércoles. En esta temporada se siguió el mismo formato, con la diferencia de que los casos cortos eran tomados por la Brigada B.
Diego Peretti

**Diego Aldo Peretti**, más conocido como **Diego Peretti** (Buenos Aires, 10 de febrero de 1963), es un actor y psiquiatra argentino. Entre otros trabajos, es conocido por haber protagonizado la serie de televisión *Los simuladores* y las películas *No sos vos, soy yo*, *Tiempo de valientes*, *El robo del siglo*, *Wakolda*, entre otras.
En la serie Los Simuladores, es reconocido por haber representado el papel del personaje Emilio Ravenna.
Martín Seefeld

**Martín Seefeld** (20 de noviembre de 1960) es un actor y productor argentino, conocido por haber protagonizado la serie *Los simuladores*, entre otras. Es reconocido en Los Simuladores por haber interpretado el papel de Gabriel Medina.

## Biografía

Empezó a estudiar teatro a los 20 años. A los 29 comenzó a trabajar en diversas cosas, como la fabricación chaquetas de cuero y la organización de eventos.

## Vida privada

Está casado con Valeria Giuliani y tienen dos hijos, Lola y Pedro.

## Carrera actoral

Participó en la comedia *Mi cuñado*, protagonizada por Luis Brandoni y Ricardo Darín, entre 1993 y 1996.

Su salto a la fama se dio cuando protagonizó la serie *Los simuladores* junto a Federico D'Elía, Alejandro Fiore y Diego Peretti.
El Matrimonio Mixto

**El Matrimonio Mixto** es el sexto episodio de la Segunda Temporada de la serie argentina de Los Simuladores......

## Sinopsis

Un joven judío y una chica católica descubren que serán padres sin estar casados, y como sus respectivas familias tienen fuertes prejuicios entre ellas, contratan al grupo para convencer a sus familiares de que el matrimonio interreligioso no es una mala idea.

### El universo

El universo creado por los Simuladores es el de una expedición arqueológica interdisciplinaria, con sabios de múltiples religiones tratando de encontrar el Arca Perdida, supuestamente enterrada por los Templarios en América para alejarla de Europa. Tras la experiencia del fin de semana, las familias de ambos se conocen y se aprecian mutuamente.
"La Brigada B"

La brigada B es un equipo compuesto por varios de los asociados de los simuladores que se encargan de los casos menos complejos. Suspendió sus operaciones luego de que fueran detenidos por el FBI durante un operativo

## Miembros Formales

* José Fehler: Caracterización, interpretado por Jorge D'elia
* Arturo Gaona: Planificación y estrategia, interpretado por Juan Carlos Ricci.
* Lucio Bonelli: Técnica y movilidad, interpretado por Fernando Sureda
* Martín Vanegas: Investigación, interpretado por Pasta Diougardi.

## Curiosidades

* Su nombre es una clara referencia a la Brigada A, una famosa serie de televisión estadounidense.
* Jorge D'elia, quien es el padre de Federico D'elia en la vida real es un subordinado de este último en **"La Brigada B"**
* Arturo Gaona, quien ocupa el papel de Santos en "La Brigada B", fuma al final de sus operativos cumplidos al igual que este último, pero con la diferencia de que fuma una pipa en vez de un puro
Wikia Los Simuladores

Bienvenidos a
**Wiki Los Simuladores**
*El wiki sobre la serie argentina Los Simuladores en el que todos pueden editar.
Actualmente contamos con 53 artículos.*

Personajes

Brigada B
### Conoce a **"La Brigada B"**

Videos Destacados
Los Simuladores Entrevista
Mas vale que te elija a vos..! Los SimuladoresLos Simuladores en su vida privada (Todas las escenas de la 2da temporada)Simuladores consumismoLampone amenaza a Marcos Osorio

**Episodios**

**Personajes**

***Imágenes destacadas***

1/7
Arturo Gaona

**Arturo Gaona**, conocido como **el Asistente** (Juan Carlos Ricci): «logística y planificación». Es el asistente del grupo, aparece desde el principio de la serie. Es un hombre de pocas palabras del cual no se conoce casi nada de su pasado, ni hasta su propio nombre, el cual es finalmente develado en el rescate del grupo de la custodia del FBI (aunque en el capítulo nº2 de la primera temporada, Ravenna lo llama por su apellido -Gaona- pero no por su nombre completo, indicándole que inyecte el laxante en el café de Laguzzi) también así en el capítulo número 6 de la primera temporada Santos lo llama por su apellido cuando le pide que devuelva una película que había alquilado. En la Brigada B desempeña el mismo papel que Santos en el Equipo Principal.
Primera temporada

La **primera temporada de Los Simuladores** se estrenó el 21 de marzo de 2002, con el episodio "Tarjeta de Navidad".

## Episodios

1. Tarjeta de Navidad
2. Diagnóstico Rectoscópico
3. Seguro de desempleo
4. El testigo español
5. El joven simulador
6. El pequeño problema del gran hombre
7. Fuera de cálculo
8. El pacto Copérnico
9. El último héroe
10. Los impresentables
11. Colaborador foráneo
12. Marcela & Paul
13. Un trabajo involuntario
Federico D'Elía

**Federico D'Elía** (n. La Plata, Buenos Aires, Argentina, 4 de octubre de 1966) es un actor y productor argentino, responsable de interpretar a Mario Santos, personaje protagónico de Los Simuladores, en los 24 episodios de las dos temporadas de dicha serie. Es hijo del también actor Jorge D'Elía, quien también aparece como personaje recurrente en la serie interpretando a José Felher. The hottest character in Los simuladores.
Cube uhc season 15 (fan-made)

unofficial fan made cube uhc season 15 (Real one coming in october 2015.) I am doing this because I am bored and I like predicting things. :)

## Participants

* 8bithomo
* xBayani
* CreeperFarts
* Dfield
* Echooo
* Grapeapplesauce
* Graser10
* Hbomb94
* Heyimbee
* HyperCraft
* followkevn [Returnee]
* Peckett [returnee]
* Kiingtong
* Mrmitch361
* Huahwi
* CreeperEdge [Debut]
* Pokediger1
* Privatefearless [Debut]
* Strauberryjam
* TalekioYT
* Tofuugaming
* Thatonetomahawk
* Thecampingrusher

TYBZI
ZAP UHC season 5

Season 5 premiered on May 16th - May 28th 2014.

This season is teams of 2, no Nether, cutclean. This season is 7 episodes long, meaning 2 hours and 20 minutes.

## Participants

GamesToJump\*

NotSoFamous\*

Testific\*

Vinceunderscore\*

toomysxs\*

rendog\*

TryHardMC

xxademasoulxx

Talekio\*

TheDimondapples\*

Laberostar\*

Longavita\*

xBayani\*

Mrmitch361\*

BlueJerome\*

RedJerome\*

patclone\*

Zakaryiyahattack\*

Wolfeyystorm\*

dans1998

Jadem\_GG\*

Rexakon\*

Ethown\*

semo24\_wolves\*

pippiter\*

Igorfilms\*

## Trivia

* Zakariyahattack is the IronMan
* Ethown took first damage.
* BlueJerome has the longest Killstreak
* KvnPlays & xNestorio were actually suppose to participate in season 4 & 5.
* TryHardMC had some troubles with his PC, after restarting, he came back just in time to pvp.
Silver Bullion

**Found:**

* Iris Lily
* Up in the Sky collection

**Needed for:**

* Toy Train collection
* Potpourri collection
* Branches collection
* Nut Cake collection
* Pendants collection
* Feather Collection collection
* Precious Flowers collection
* Music of Japan collection
* Puzzles collection
* Pirate's Outfit collection
* Belle of the Ball collection
ZAP UHC Season 12

This season is Vanilla FFA + Perma day. This season was premiered June 21 - July 7th

EP1 June 11th

EP2 June 13th

EP3 June 15th

EP4 June 17th

EP 5 June 19th

EP 6 July 21st

## Participants

xxademasoulxx\*

Longavita\*

xBayani\*

Mrmitch361\*

TheCampingRusher [Debut] \*

NotSoFamous\*

Testific\*

Vinceunderscore\*

toomysxs\*

Finsgraphics\*

8bithomo\*

TheDimondApples\*

Talekio

Pippiter\*

dans1988\*

Zakaryiyahattack

Huahwi

Wolfeyystorm\*

Patclone\*

Rexakon\*

Dfield\*

PaperThin\*

Frosty
Open Education Platforms

## Education Portals

* coursera.org
* edx.org
* udacity.com
* futurelearn.com
* academicearth.org
* www.**complex**ityexplorer.org
* piaza
* intuit.ru
* www.lektorium.tv
* universarium.org
* openedu.ru
* sci-edu.ru

## Universities

* mit

* stanford
* yale
* http://ocw.uci.edu
* Perimeter Institute
* МГУ
* https://distant.msu.ru/
* МФТИ
* Новосибирский университет (физика)
ZAP UHC Season 7

wins s

ZAP UHC Season 7 is Teams of 2, meaning 13 teams. this season is 9 episodes. This season was premiered July 12th - July 28th.

## participants

TofuuGaming

NotSoFamous

Testific

Vinceunderscore

toomysxs

Kvnplays

TryHardMC

TheDimondApples

Talekio

xxademasoulxx

Finsgraphics

Longavita

xBayani

Mrmitch361

TommySX

Pippiter

dans1988

Zakaryiyahattack

patclone

Wolfeyystorm

Followkevn

Rexakon

Ethown

Blissinz

shep689

Igorfilms
League UHC Skirmish Round 1

## **Solo Skirmish - Round One**

### Participants

* BastiGHG
* DivineXevion
* PainfulPvP
* SuchSpeed
* HalfDumb
* SlavDaRussian
* Spifey
* Seltix
* jdegoderen
* TapL
* SamitoD
* Kyletiv
* Verillium
* DavoBEAST
* Mentally
* RedstoneCanaries
* Vaecon
* Timonscholte
* Henges
* SamuelPlays
* Daiko
* Elixene
* Graser10
* Catypo
* Stelios\_Cantos
* IsoLights
* Qndres
* raulderp7
* OblivionTU
* shortgamer
* ZMCNikolai
* Grapeapplesauce
* Lego\_Maestro
* Masant
* DatOwl
* RobertoCein
* Fukano
* AciDicBliTzz
* PoisonousApple
* xHockey
* Hannahxxrose
* EliazOne
* JackD88
* Hasvik

### Leaderboards

#### Kills

* Smqcked - 8
* AdrianFireHD - 6
* Mentally - 6
* xHockey - 3
* Henges - 3
* TechnoBlade - 3
* Daiko - 3
* Tylarzz - 3
* Jdegoderen - 3
* Slimmaster - 3
* TheBestGinger13 - 2
* SlavDaRussian - 2
* DavoBEAST - 2
* BastiGHG - 1
* Lego\_Maestro - 1
* Grapeapplesauce - 1
* JackD88 - 1
* SuchSpeed - 1
* xNestorio - 1

* PoisonousApple - 1
* Seltix - 1
* eliazOne - 1
* Etoiles - 1
* Hasvik - 1
* algebra - 1
Zap UHC season 3

This season of Zap uhc is teams of 3, race to the ender dragon, whoever kills the dragon wins.

This was premiered Febuary 13 - Febuary 23rd. 5 episodes which means 1 hour 40 minutes.

## Participants

Green Team:

GamesToJump\*

NotSoFamous\*

Testific\*

Blue Team:

Vinceunderscore\*

toomysxs\*

rendog\*

Yellow Team:

TryHardMC\*

xxademasoulxx\*

Talekio\*

Gold Team:

Vasehh

Laberostar\*

Thediamondapples

Pink Team:

Longavita\*

xBayani\*

Mrmitch361\*

Gold Team

BlueJerome\*

RedJerome\*

Igorfilms\*

Purple Team

Zakaryiyahattack

Wolfeyystorm

dans1998\*

Teal Team

Jadem\_GG\*

Rexakon\*

Tyler\_1290\*

Crimson Team

Flabaliki\*

pippiter\*

khaosLCC\*
Minecraft OUTLIVE Game 1

Minecraft Survival games / UHC game.

This is game 1 of season 1.

## Participants

Teams:

8BitBomb

8bithomo

Hbomb94

Boomfield

NoBoom

Dfield

Doy Doy

Grapeapplesauce

Privatefearless

ModeratelyOkay

GizzyGazza

OMGchad

Organized Chaos

Graser10

Kiingtong

Stranger Danger

AntVenom

W92Baj

Boogie

Mousie\_Mouse

Nettyplays

Duckbutt

Aureylian

Captainsparklez

Name

TheCreeperfarts

Tofuugaming

Worstg8r

MKtheworst

sl1pg8r
All stars UHC Season 2

A season of UHC from players from lots of different uhc groups!

This season is currently being premiered. It was premiered June 11th -

## Participants

Ambition:

KOeowner - http://www.youtube.com/user/kokeowner
Mischevous - http://www.youtube.com/user/mischiefwow
Sneegsnag - http://www.youtube.com/user/sneegsnag

Aureus Pupillam:
CMattznes - https://www.youtube.com/user/CMattznes
Dibzcraft - https://www.youtube.com/user/mrgoten1414
TommySX - https://www.youtube.com/user/TheCinna...

Cynical:
TheBestGinger - https://www.youtube.com/user/THEBESTG...
Timonscholte - https://www.youtube.com/user/Timonsch...
xNestorio - https://www.youtube.com/user/xNestorio

GGMC:
Blaikie - https://www.youtube.com/user/Generati...
Gilzor - https://www.youtube.com/user/MrGilzor
Maddognils - https://www.youtube.com/user/Minecraf...

Heroes In Battle:
Jakekub - https://www.youtube.com/user/KubPlays
Arichards - https://www.youtube.com/user/COOKIEMO...
CoolestOrange - https://www.youtube.com/user/CoolestO...

Hilt And Quiver:
Blissinz - https://www.youtube.com/user/llBlissi...
fadingdeath - https://www.youtube.com/user/TheFadin...
Kelt78 - http://www.youtube.com/user/velositym...

Inseparable:
Learning25 - https://www.youtube.com/user/Learning...
Kurtit - https://www.youtube.com/user/KurtitYT
yjite - https://www.youtube.com/user/yjiteUHC

New Dawn:
BJPlays - https://www.youtube.com/user/BJplays1
Mjora - https://www.youtube.com/user/TheDerpy...
Speedoshire - https://www.youtube.com/user/speedoshire

Phobia:
Andrizzle - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIi5...
MrTeamRaven - https://www.youtube.com/user/MrTeamRaven
ShutUpBrick - https://www.youtube.com/user/BrickPlays

Risk And Reward:
dans1988 - https://www.youtube.com/user/Terribui...
hrsn\_Kowalski - https://www.youtube.com/user/justKowa...
LongaVita - https://www.youtube.com/user/Aviertje

To The End:
Frostbreath - https://www.youtube.com/user/MrMcCraft
Riron - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyFg...
Sugarpuffzz - https://www.youtube.com/user/Sugarpuf...

WMC:
Bergasms - https://www.youtube.com/user/bergasms
Fairyjuice - https://www.youtube.com/user/Entropie...
WintherMaw - https://www.youtube.com/user/WintherMaw
Alejandro Fiore

**Carlos Alejandro Fiore** (Buenos Aires, 5 de julio de 1969) es un actor argentino.

Ha desarrollado básicamente su trabajo en Argentina. Es conocido por sus interpretaciones en series y telenovelas como Pablo Lamponne en *Los Simuladores*, "El Perro" en la serie carcelaria *Tumberos*, Patricio Tamargo abogado del personaje de Pablo Echarri en *Montecristo*, entre otros trabajos. Es reconocido en Los Simuladores por haber interpretado el papel de Pablo Lamponne.

## Vida privada

El actor tuvo dos hijos con "Loli" (quien tiene una marroquinería), llamados Ana y Lucio.

## Carrera

Debutó en televisión en la telenovela, Poliladron, emitida desde 1995 hasta 1997 por canal 13.
ZAP UHC Season 9

11th

This season is Teams of 4 all teams are spawned near 0,0, making sneak attacks more popular. The border will move, and will be 100 x 100 by episode 6 (2 hours in) This season was exactly 6 episodes long. This season was premiered January 6th - Jan 16th of 2015.

## participants

TofuuGaming

NotSoFamous

Testific

Vinceunderscore

toomysxs

Finsgraphics

8bithomo

TheDimondApples

Talekio

xxademasoulxx

Longavita

xBayani

Mrmitch361

TommySX

Pippiter

dans1988

Zakaryiyahattack

patclone

Wolfeyystorm

Followkevn

Rexakon

Dfield

Blissinz

shep689
Totally Biased Media

## The Totally Biased Media

The TBM is the official source of all news involving the Parliament of /r9k/. While very young it promises to fit the shoes it has to fill.

## Vision

The Vision of TBM is to provide the news as it is. Using quotes, facts, and under the table dealings we aim to bring the best news possible to anyone from the common man to the Illusive Man himself.

## Notable Interviews

TNB first interview was with an official with The Patriarchy.

## Current Journalists

* KanKom (!!oeOTfeW/+UI) [Editor-in-Chief]
Minister of Foreign Affairs

The **Minister of Foreign Affairs of /r9k/** is one of the core ministries of the /r9k/ Parliament.

## Purpose of the Ministry

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs is mainly responsible for /r9k/s diplomatic relations with other boards, sites, parliaments and the administration of 4Chan.

The Minister is permitted to appoint ambassadors in order to assist him in this capacity. He may also propose laws that can help him perform his duties.

## Current Minister & Ministry Officials

* **Minister of Foreign Affairs:**
Minecraft PvP League

## Standings

**W-L**

Huahwi 2-0

SolrFlare 2-0

GoldEllipse 1-0

Upriserryker 1-1

SamAGaming 0-1

SuchSpeed 0-2

Tylarzz 0-2

## Statistics

### Death Leaders (Lowest)

###

## Teams:

#### **Tylarzz**

-CamsArcade

-Dfield

-xNestorio

-Tylarzz

**Huahwi**

-Huahwi

-Grapeapplesauce

-Danteh

-PrivateFearless

**SamAGaming**

-SamAGaming

-RealHazza

-CreeperFarts

-Chanse

**SolrFlare**

-BiboyQG

-SolrFlare

-AciDicBliTzz

-Mentally

**GoldEllipse**

-Gold Ellipse

-NoBoom

-BlueDeww

-ComboDombo

**SuchSpeed**

-Such speed

- xHockey

- ZMCNikolai

- IBearHD

**Upriserryker**

- Upriserryker

- ScOpE\_H3ad

- KvnPlays

- ItsAustennn

7 teams:

- Huahwi

- GoldEllipse

- SolrFlare

- SamAGaming

- Tylarzz

- Upriserryker

- SuchSpeed

**Winners**

 Season 1
 Season 2
 Season 3

M**VP**

 Season 1
 Season 2
 Season 3

**Bow contest**

 Season 1
 Season 2
 Season 3

**UHC Meetup**

 Season 1
 Season 2
 Season 3

**Records**

**Schedule**

####
ZAP UHC Season 11

This season is Teams of 2 Perma kill and cutclean. It was premiered April 11th - April 25th. 8 episodes.

## Participants

xxademasoulxx\*

Longavita\*

xBayani\*

Mrmitch361\*

TommySX \*

TofuuGaming\*

NotSoFamous

Testific\*

Vinceunderscore\*

toomysxs\*

Finsgraphics\*

8bithomo\*

TheDimondApples(

Talekio

Pippiter\*

dans1988\*

Zakaryiyahattack

Huahwi

Wolfeyystorm

Patclone\*

Rexakon

Dfield

Blissinz\*

FairyJuice\*

PaperThin\*

Frosty \*

Zoomity\*

RealLOLZ\*
ZAP UHC Season 10

Season 10 premiered March 2nd - March 18th.� 9 episodes. This season is FFA Mumble, with the original 23 participants and 6 new participants.

## Participants

TofuuGaming\*

NotSoFamous\*

Testific\*

Vinceunderscore\*

toomysxs\*

Finsgraphics\*

8bithomo\*

TheDimondApples\*

Talekio\*

xxademasoulxx\*

Longavita

xBayani\*

Mrmitch361\*

TommySX \*

Pippiter\*

dans1988\*

Zakaryiyahattack\*

patclone\*

Wolfeyystorm

Followkevn\*

Rexakon\*

Dfield\*

Blissinz\*

FairyJuice

PaperThin\*

Frosty \*

ZoomMC\*

Cmattzness\*

RealLOLZ
Minecraft Zap uhc season 2

This season of Zap uhc premiered January 20 - Febuary 5 2015

This season will be Mumble, FFA. Horses will be disabled and the border will move. This is also the season with the most players, with 28 participants.

## Participants

GamesToJump\*

NotSoFamous\*

Testific\*

Vinceunderscore\*

toomysxs\*

burningT\*

TryHardMC\*

xxademasoulxx\*

Talekio

Vasehh\*

Laberostar\*

dans1988\*

Thediamondapples\*

Longavita\*

xBayani \*

Mrmitch361\*

Cmattzness\*

Jadem\_GG

BlueJerome

RedJerome\*

Igorfilms \*

Rexakon\*

Wolfeyystorm\*

Zakaryiyahattack

Tyler\_1290 \*

scOpe\_h3ad\*

pippiter \*

khaosLCC\*
Top 10 YouTubers

**Only in a perfect world..**

2017 August

 **2** | HolaSoyGerman
 **3** | Nigahiga
 **4** | Smosh
 **5** | VanossGaming
 **6** | YouTube Spotlight
 **7** | TheEllenShow
 **8** | Failarmy
 **9** | Spinnin' Records
 **10** | ElrubiusOMG
 **11** | Markiplier
 **12** | TheFineBros
 **13** | Machinima
 **14** | JennaMarbles
 **15** | WWE
 **16** | KSI
 **17** | Juega German
 18
 19
 20
 21
 22
 23
 24
 25
 26
 27
 28
 29
 30

###

###
Cube UHC: Shortened Player Count EST

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For Aligning.

TYBZI

 Kiingtong
 Graser10

Curtis

Slain By PokeDiger1

4

11th

JWingWangWong

Slain By TofuuGaming

4

10th

MrMitch361

Slain By HBomb94

4

9th

StrauberryJam

Slain By Heyimbee

8th

HBomb94

Slain By Grapeapplesauce

Dfield

Slain By Grapeapplesauce

PokeDiger1

Slain By Grapeapplesauce

HeyImBee

Slain By TofuuGaming

5
4th

TofuuGaming

Slain By Finsgraphics

6

Finsgraphics

Slain By Grapeapplesauce

6

Grapeapplesauce

Wins The Mini-Season

6

.

Inactive Participants include: CreeperFarts, Parker, Private, Hyper, & NoBoom.
Learn Mathematics

* Linear algebra,  Gilbert Strang, MIT [link]

* Differential eqiations, MIT [link]
	+ https://www.edx.org/course/introduction-differential-equations-bux-math226-1x
	+ https://www.edx.org/course/linear-differential-equations-bux-math226-2x
	+ https://www.edx.org/course/nonlinear-differential-equations-order-bux-math226-3x
* Selected Topics in Mathematical Physics, prof. V. Balakrishnan [link]
* The Fourier Transforms and its Applications, Stanford, [link]
* Advanced Calculus [link]
* Lie Groups and Lie Algebras [link]
* Math history [link]
* Differential topology [link]
* Функциональный анализ lektorium.tv [link]
* Topology & Geometry by Dr Tadashi Tokieda [link]
* Tensor Calculus and the Calculus of Moving Surfaces - P. Greenfield [link] (todo: much more stuff is on his channel)

## Differential geometry (in the context of theoretical physics)

* Lectures on Geometrical Anatomy of Theoretical Physics, Fredric Schuller, FAU [link]
* Геометрические методы в классической теории поля, Иванов М.Г., МФТИ [link]
League UHC Skirmish Round 2

## **Duo Skirmish - Round Two**

### Participants

* BastiGHG
* DivineXevion
* Tylarzz
* SuchSpeed
* TheBestGinger13
* MarkiLokuras
* Sk1er
* Dibzcraft
* HalfDumb
* SlavDaRussian
* Spifey
* algebra
* Seltix
* jdegoderen
* TapL
* SamitoD
* Kyletiv
* Verillium
* DavoBEAST
* Mentally
* RedstoneCanaries
* Vaecon
* Timonscholte
* Henges
* SamuelPlays
* Technoblade
* Daiko
* Elixene
* Graser10
* Catypo
* Stelios\_Cantos
* IsoLights
* Qndres
* raulderp7
* OblivionTU
* shortgamer
* ZMCNikolai
* Grapeapplesauce
* Smqcked
* Lego\_Maestro
* Masant
* DatOwl
* RobertoCein
* Fukano
* AdrianFireHD
* Slimmaster
* xNestorio
* AciDicBliTzz
* PoisonousApple
* xHockey
* Hannahxxrose
* EliazOne
* JackD88
* Hasvik

### Leaderboards

#### Kills

* xNestorio - 7
* Tylarzz - 5
* SuchSpeed - 4
* ZMCNikolai - 3
* Fukano - 3
* Verillium - 3
* AciDicBliTzz - 3
* Slimmaster - 2
* BastiGHG - 2
* DavoBEAST - 2
* xHockey - 2
* raulderp7 - 2
* Stelios\_Cantos - 2
* TapL - 1
* Grapeapplesauce - 1
* Henges - 1
* Kyletiv - 1
* jdegoderen - 1
* Daiko - 1
* Smqcked - 1
* Mentally - 1
* Hasvik - 1
* DivineXevion - 1
* JackD88 - 1
* PoisonousApple - 1
ZAP UHC Season 5

This season is FFA mumble, and permakill. This season was premiered June 22nd - July 6th. 8 episodes.

## participants

GamesToJump\*

NotSoFamous\*

Testific\*

Vinceunderscore\*

toomysxs\*

Kvnplays\*

TryHardMC\*

xxademasoulxx\*

Talekio\*

TheDimondapples\*

Laberostar\*

Longavita\*

xBayani\*

Mrmitch361\*

BlueJerome

RedJerome\*

patclone\*

Zakaryiyahattack\*

Wolfeyystorm\*

dans1998\*

Followkevn\*

Rexakon\*

Ethown\*

semo24\_wolves\*

pippiter\*

Igorfilms\*
Functional Programming

* Inroduction to functional programming https://courses.edx.org/courses/course-v1:DelftX+FP101x+3T2015/info
* Хаскель и теория категорий http://anton-k.github.io/ru-haskell-book/book/toc.html

2 курса лекций по функциональному программированию

* http://www.lektorium.tv/course/22848?id=22848   Александр Кубенский

* http://www.lektorium.tv/course/22779?id=22779  Евгений Кирпичёв

Category theory foundations https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKmodCApZwk
Zipped UHC Predictions

Teams:

Red = Zakariyahattack | WolfeyyStorm

Blue = Sor2003 | EnderDragonFun\*

Yellow = Rexakon | IgorFilms

Green = xxademasoulxx | Ethown

Purple = Noah104 | CatBird22

Black = RealLOLZ | TyphloZeck\*

Gray = TJStarKiller | Rockstar178765\*

Orange = PunyBigMan | CaptnButterVenom\*

Teal = TLinkTheKidRS | BlackPanda\*

Brown = UltraZilla | Power\_Moves\*
Learn it! Wikia

A semi-private collection of quality online studying materials on physics, math and programming, mainly including MOOCs and other lecture video courses. English and Russian. Additions are welcome.

## Physics

* General Physics
* Non-Quantum Theoretical Physics - Theoretical Mechanics, Relativity Theory, Classical Field Theory
* Quantum Mechanics (QM)
	+ Квантовая механика (на русском)
* Quantum Field Theory (QFT)
* Quantum Information and Quantum Computation

## Software Engineering

* Concurrent Programming
* Distributed Programming
* Functional Programming
* Machine Learning and AI
* Linux
* Networking Protocols
* Programming Languages (java, scala, python, etc.)
Learning Programming Languages

C#
--

## clojure

* http://clojurecourse.by/
* http://alexott.net/ru/clojure/video.html

F#
--

* https://courses.edx.org/courses/course-v1:Microsoft+DEV207.1x+1T2016/info

## erlang

* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uIhawQ1G0I
* http://www.infoq.com/presentations/joe-armstrong-erlang-qcon08

* http://www.cs.kent.ac.uk/ErlangMasterClasses/

go
--

## Haskell

* https://compscicenter.ru/courses/func-prog/2015-spring/
* https://onlinecourses.nptel.ac.in/noc15\_cs13/course
* http://www.lektorium.tv/course/22848?id=22848   Александр Кубенский
* Microsoft Channel 9
* Some singular presentations
	+ A taste of Haskell - Simon Peyton Jones
	+ Adventure with Types in Haskell - Simon Peyton Jones
	+ Parallel and concurrent programming in Haskell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqG3mURwUxo

## java

* https://www.edx.org/course/introduction-programming-java-part-1-uc3mx-it-1-1x-0
* https://www.edx.org/course/introduction-java-programming-part-1-hkustx-comp102-1x

## ocaml

* http://courses.cs.washington.edu/courses/csep505/09wi/lectures/

## scala

* https://class.coursera.org/progfun-2012-001/lecture

## scheme

* Video Lectures by Hal Abelson and Gerald Jay Sussman [link]
QFT

## QFT Video Courses

* David Tong [link1] [link2]
* Kevin Cahill [link1] [link2]
* Markus Luty [link]
* Prasanta Tripathy [link]
* Sidney R. Coleman [link] + lecture notes [link ]
* Tim Evans [link]
* The Discovery of the Higgs Boson, Edinburgh University [link]
* QFT 1, QFT 2, Perimeter, PSI [link]
* Herman Nicolai, CERN [link]
* Erik Verlinde, Introduction to QFT, CERN [link]
* Tobias Osborne, Quantum field theory [link]
* A reference with links: http://www.infocobuild.com/education/audio-video-courses/physics/field-theory-cern.html
* НГУ, теоретическая физика (в основном, продвинутые курсы по физике частиц) [link]

## QFT Books

* An Interpretive Introduction to Quantum Field Theory
* How Is Quantum Field Theory Possible?
* The Conceptual Framework of Quantum Field Theory
* Conceptual Foundations of Quantum Field Theory
* Gauge Theories in Particle Physics: A Practical Introduction
Learn it Wikia

## Welcome to the Learn it Wiki

We are a website about **your** topic of study or knowledge that anyone, including you, can contribute to. We do not create new learning materials on this Wiki, but rather collect references to quality online and offline existing resources on specific topics. Today, when online video lectures, MOOC courses, free e-books and books are abundant, we help each other to find them and to select most valuable of them.

## Topic List

### Software Engineering

* Concurrent Programming
* Distributed Programming
* Network Protocols
Learn Quantum Mechanics

Online videos, MOOCs and books to learn Quantum Mechanics (beginner's perspective).

## Quantum Mechanics Video Courses

* "Quantum Physics I,II" -- MIT [8.04, 8.05, also 8.05 at edx.org]
* "Quantum Mechanics for Scientists and Engineers -I,II" -- D.Miller, Stanford [QMSE-1, QMSE-2]
* "Exploring Quantum Physics" -- University of Maryland, coursera.org [link]
* "Quantum Mechanics" -- V.Balakrishnan, IITM, NPTEL [link1, link2]
* Leonard Susskind, "The theoretical minimum" series [Quantum Mechanics, Advanced Quantum Mechanics, Quantum Entanglement]
* "Quantum Mechanics" -- J.J. Binney, Oxford, [link]
* "PSI - Quantum Theory" -- Perimeter,  Malcolm Perry [2009], Ben Schumacher [2010], Adrian Kent [2011], Joseph Emerson [2012, 2013, 2014]
	+ seealso all PSI lectures index
* "Quantum Mechanics I" -- S. Lakshmi Bala, IITM, NPTEL [link]
* "Quantum Mechanics and Applications" -- A.Ghatak, IITD, NPTEL [link]
* Quantum Mechanics for Everyone - J. Freericks, GU [link]

## Quantum Mechanics Textbooks

* Griffiths, Cohen-Tannoudji, Shankar, Sakurai

## Discussions

* What are some good resources for learning Quantum Mechanics (quora.com)

* Best textbook for quantum mechanics (physcisforums.com)

## Some More Advanced Topics

### Advanced QM

* "Introduction to Quantum Optics", LMU, Coursera [link]
* "Quantum Mechanics II" -- N.Kemal PAK, METU [link]
* "Atomic and optical physics I, II", MIT [8.421, 8.422, also 8.421 at edx.org]
* "Relativistic Quantum Mechanics", A.Patel, IISB, NPTEL [link]

### Quantum Information

* "Quantum Mechanics and Quantum Computation", Berkley University, edx.org [link]
* Quantum Information, Perimeter, Andrew Childs [2013], Daniel Gottesman[2014]

### Quantum Mechanics Foundations

#### QM Foundations Videos

* "Foundations of Quantum Mechanics" -- Florian Marquardt [link]
* "Foundations of Quantum Mechanics" -- Perimeter, R. Spekkens [2009, 2010, 2011, 2012], L. Hardy [2013, 2014]
* "Foundations and Interpretation of Quantum Theory" -- Perimeter [2010-1, 2010-2]
* "Interpretation of Quantum Theory" -- Perimeter [2005]

#### QM Foundations Books

* Quantum Paradoxes. Y.Aharonov, D.Rohrlich
* Do We Really Understand Quantum Mechanics? F.Laloë
* The Quantum Challenge. Modern Research on the Foundations of Quantum Mechanics. G.Greenstein, A.G.Zajonc
Old Threads

This page aims to collect parliamentary threads for archival purposes:

2015/06/14 http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/19556344

2015/06/14 http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/19563376

2015/06/14 http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/19567216

2015/06/15 http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/19570382

2015/06/15 http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/19572996

2015/06/15 http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/19576372

2015/06/15 http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/19584241

2015/06/15 http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/19595028

2015/06/16 http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/19599934

2015/06/16 http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/19608444

2015/06/16 http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/19615974

2015/06/17 http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/19627410

2015/06/17 http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/19631555

2015/06/17 http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/19638027

2015/06/17 http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/19647568

2015/06/18 http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/19658488

2015/06/18 http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/19663524

2015/06/18 http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/19679986

2015/06/19 http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/19687284

2015/06/19 http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/19698050

2015/06/19 http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/19705162

2015/06/19 http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/19705162

2015/06/19 http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/19713334 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION THREAD

2015/06/20 http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/19727999

2015/06/21 http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/19744633

2015/06/21 http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/19758968 ROLL CALL THREAD

2015/06/22 http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/19787469 ROLL CALL THREAD PT.2

## Unofficial Threads

2015/06/15 http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/19556169

* Short normie centric thread that ran concurrently with another, more official, thread
Jjjjj

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In fact, I agree that any work taken from someone else has to be credited. However, I want to make it clear that if we borrowed your design, your mediawiki, your templates or anything else, it's because they were good. I'm not saying that we were right, we're actually sorry, but since you use the CC-BY-SA license, you have to be aware of the possibility that your content may be taken by someone else and used wherever they want to, no matter if you spent days, weeks or years developing it. Surely, that's not our case - as wikians, we know how hard it is to create content, and we think you have the right to control wether you want to share it with people or not. Consequently, we are very glad for your help - you gave us permission to translate the articles' content, and, when I was just starting, you’ve even helped me with design, main page and templates. We appreciate the fact that even though you felt outraged because of the use we made of your design, you let us keep it.

But the fact is that we will try not to, as a sign of respect and, of course, following your advice, since it's time to do it. We'll try to develop our own design, in order not to have such problems like those in the future. All we ask you is patience as we replace the elements from en-Shadowhunters for our new ones, as we are not willing to show the readers a chaotic situation. We will keep translating your articles by now, but this is most likely to change soon.

Thanks for everything.
Learn Concurrent Programming

## Selected stuff (Books)

There are too many platforms and languages with multithreading support. Let's first of all bring here the books which matter, rather than yet another boring platform-specific manual.

* "The Little Book of Semaphores", Allen B. Downey [get free] -- good for acquiring an intuition on solving of basic (and not so basic) synchronization problems using old good semaphores.
* "The Art of Multiprocessor Programming", Maurice Herlihy, Nir Shavit  [amazon] -- this book is mostly dedicated to the lock-free synchronization and other advanced topics rather than basic synchronization methods.
* Any good book on **condvars**?

## Frameworks?

OpenMP, MPI, TBB, TPL, Cilk, Cilk plus, OpenCL, PPL, ParaSail, GCD, fork/join, AMP, CnC, PBB, ArBB, PPL
Квантовая механика

Видеокурсы и книги на русском языке для изучения квантовой механики

## Видеокурсы по квантовой механике

* Квантовая механика, Д.Осипов, МФТИ [лекция 2, все лекции]
* Квантовая физика, Ю.Ципенюк, В.Овчинкин, МФТИ [лекции, семинары] (вводный курс)
* Квантовая механика. C.Герштейн, В.Киселев, МФТИ [Часть 1], [Часть 2]
* Квантовая механика.  В.Дмитриев, НГУ [link]

## Книги по квантовой механике

* "Как понимать квантовую механику" М.Г. Иванов [авторская страница, pdf]

## Более продвинутые темы

### Основания квантовой механики

* "Квантовый вызов.Современные исследования оснований квантовой механики", Гринштейн, Зайонц [ozon]
* "Квантовая механика - проблемы и парадоксы", Прохоров Л.В.

### Квантовая теория поля

#### Видеокурсы по КТП

* Лекции по продвинутым разделам квантовой физики, НГУ [link]
* Курс лекций по КТП. С.Е.Пархоменко. [link...]
The One

**THE ONE IS CURRENTLY BANNED. AGAIN.**

   The One has been in hiding for a long time. He is The One who will bring balance to /r9k/, as is said in the prophecy.

He is the leader of The /r9k/ Patriarchy.

## Powers and Abilities

1. Shapeshifting
2. Shitposting
3. Collect Shekels
4. Hate Stormweenies
5. Secret Chats
6. Jew Magic
7. Smoke Weed Everyday

## Religion

The One is the Chief Rabbi™ of Judaism™ and The Patriarchy™. He has the power to grant weddings and can make you a Rabbi™ or convert you to Judaism™. Becoming a Rabbi™ you can control goyish minds through Jew Magic™. He will also teach you the ways of the Meme™ and how to Meme™ butthurt stormweenies.

## Contact info

Chief Rabbi, The One [The Patriarchy] !!rc/HwcA5Jeo

Shoot me an email! Anytime, my man!: spiderjew7@gmail.com
Official Presidential Election Page

This is were we will track votes for the President of /r9k/

## Rules

* Absentee votes are allowed ahead of time pending OP approval.
* Once you vote it is LOCKED IN, even if your candidate drops out or another, more desireable candidate joins later.

## Candidates

* ***Konata [Cuteposters United] (!!JbLM5nDycL5)***

***Running Mate:** /a/non [2D] (!!173g33yAoQZ)*

* ***Chief Rabbi, TheOne [The Patriarchy]***

***Running Mate:** KV Mary, Mother of [The Patriarchy]*

* ***Missing a Rib [Skeleton Horde]***
* ***Brother \_Frosty [Brotherhood of Transcendental Cyborgs] (!!h78a4kITypv)***
* ***Whore Annihilator [AutSoc] (!!ZcAWG9NS6ka)***
* ***Kai Leng [Normie] (!!Vsfvmzcaa54)***

***Running Mate:** Ivan Ивaнoв Squatov [Slavic-Robot Party] (!!OwQaAWi5kq)*

* ***Khorne [SKELETON HORDE] (!!yvm0QrHZZJQ)***

***Running Mate:** Mr.Fedora [Edgelords] (!!YRQmtBBz8y4)*

* ***Bane? [Thread Crashers] (!!9pcdfL0oTYF)***
* ***Pelagic [Wizard's Guild] (!!/ZIaVseDbGr)***
* ***James Sterben [Independent] (!!B2/NClKb6fn)***
* Anonymous candidate [Neither Chad Nor Wizard]

## Voting Tally

### **Konata [Cuteposters United] & /a/non [2D]**

1. Feel the Feeler of Feels [The Wojak Party] !!R81v55pyzvG
2. /a/non [2D] !!173g33yAoQZ
3. NoPsuedonym[Cuteposters United] !!Bls4M0ZfXFA
4. Robotripper [The Wojak Party] !!bcBWxz/3uA9
5. Tomoki[>tfwnobf] !!1XurD6fd8pK
6. yles [Wojak Party] !!K3xR7xnNCYS
7. Yukice [2D] !!LMuXDzvphgH
8. Ohio[>tfwnobf] !!D575vLt5QpK
9. Escapism [2D] !!bz2mgEUDN/Z
10. Based God [Cuteposters United] !!40pKH4aNOyL
11. Meow[>tfwnobf] !!4KbbSYmgLYJ
12. nico [Cuteposters United] !!J3DpjeAwV40
13. Missing a Rib[Skeleton Horde] !!HfbH5ibch6E
14. Mio-chan[Pierce & Pierce] !!Rd+Ym75SH5P
15. No Matter How I Look at It, It's You Guys' Fault I'm Not a Normie[>tfwnobf] !!NAbdDrl/x24
16. Timothy Price [Pierce & Pierce]!!tGxpiVmYK9k

### **Kai Leng [Normie] & Ivan Ивaнoв Squatov [Slavic-Robot Party]**

1. Chaddius [Normies] !!3e79/OYXKAi
2. FuckOffWeebs [normies] !!nolhxm+SlzE
3. Ivan Ивaнoв Squatov [Slavic-Robot-Party] !!OwQaAWi5kqF
4. Cвятocлaв [Slavic-Robot Party] !!C3ECV1XMDaE
5. Kai Leng [Normies] !!Vsfvmzcaa54
6. J.C. [Normies Party] !!pSrTgZmUtgZ
7. The Intern [Independent] !!3ikOgqMLRXm

### **Khorne [SKELETON HORDE] & Mr.Fedora [Edgelords]**

1. Trapper [Edgelords] !!sCC2dBePTXh
2. Mr.Fedora [Edgelords] !!YRQmtBBz8y4
3. Richard J. Bell [Frontiersmen] !!osiA74l6jYr

### **Brother \_Frosty [Brotherhood of Transcendental Cyborgs]**

1. Bitterman [Brotherhood of Transcendental Cyborgs] ( !!fCT7FkoUQ19

### **Pelagic [Wizard's Guild]**

1. Old Man Jenkins [Wizards' Guild] !!xgSDYYmOvkd
Thread Crashers

What is the cancer that is destroying r9k?

SHITTY THREADS NORMALLY STARTED BY ATTENTION WHORES AND NORMIES.

My proposal is simple, we organise ourselves to get aboard these thread... and crash them with no survivors.

No more mister nice guy, it's time to shut down these fuckers..

OUR PLATFORM IS SIMPLE:

CRASH THREADS

r9k is our home
We need to defend it from normies and attention whores
If normies won't let us have a nice life in the real world, why the fuck should we stand for their shit here!

Join today and bring the day of the rope closer for these shitty threads.

## Bane? for president

Why should you vote Bane?? Well the president is an executive position and is the commander-in-chief of the army.. I have a clear action plan to clean up r9k. I will focus target cancerous threads like eggman appreciation and femanon here threads. I will coordinate attacks on these threads to shit them up derail them and crash them, BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.

Vote Bane, vote for who can provide the cleansing that r9k needs.

REMINDER THAT THIS IS WHAT r9k IS BECOMING

Leader:  Bane? !!wrRjQgV8bus
Procrastinators

### **You may have the power to change /r9k/ but it's probably better to do it tomorrow.**

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Our goal is to always chose for the option that will be the less tiring and require the least action.

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Members:

Aeol [Procrastinators] !!/mpZq4jKj0x
The Owen Wilson Republic

The Owen Wilson Republic is an all new, totally multipurpose ~~cult~~ confederacy dedicated to Owen Wilson. We currently have multiple branches elsewhere and plan on spreading the gift of Wilson.

Our Guided Plan (GP):

-Convert /r9k/ to Wilsonism

-Change /r9k/'s name to /row/

-Change all board discussion so it will be on topic (that is, primarily related to Owen Wilson and Owen Wilson films. /r9k/ culture is obviously still allowed, as this is a blended synthesis of board culture. Just in smaller concentrations. )

-Permaban all frogposters

-Enforce moderation and end shitposting

-Change /r9k/'s official band to Ween. A mix of 100 Ween songs will be embedded into /r9k/.

-Once in power, we will immediately disband the AutSoc coalition.

-Other bills that we are not ready to propose yet.

ALLIANCES:

As of the 16th of June, 2015, the OWR has made a pact with the Stiller Squad. This pact so forth will be known as the Bottle Rocket Tenenbaums Coalition, or BRTC.

OWR supports Normies, though no official alliance treaties have been created yet. The Republic supports all bills favoring parties.

As long as the Slav Robots stay out of AutSoc, the OWR will remain friendly with them. If they join that coalition, we will cease all communications unless there is a debate.

ENEMIES:

ANC / AutSoc

Those who denounce Wilson

PARTY MEMBERS:

OwenWilso [Wilson Republic] !2CSK2VY/Pl
Android Anarchist Radical Party

The AARP(Android Anarchist Radical Party) is a pretty legit party for people who enjoy freedom and also degeneracy. We welcome anyone who isn't a cunt. We have guns and drugs. We support piracy and all forms of chaos. The patron goddess of the AARP is Eris, the greek goddess of confusion.

We are robots who appear human. We do not follow, we do not lead. Do as thou wilt.

Join us, or don't, it's whatever. We'll be rad dudes with or without you.
Degenerates

*All these other parties look autistic.*

Join if you are an immoral freak who can't take orders or fit into structure. A person who seeks personal freedom, and pleasure, via drugs, alcohol, or way of life. Our choices are ours to make, so we don't fit in any other group but can be similar to others. From Chads to NEETS, as long as you deny the ideals and rules of people who want to control things, you belong here. We get pleasure from debasing peoples points of view, and crushing their dreamworlds. We can do this by being shitposters, mememasters, edgelords, or general critics, but it must be funny or else it gets boring, ya know? Between the naive reeeee'ers to the insecure armchair nazis, and all other cliques inbetween, we're going to have a lot of fun.

**SLOGAN**

Just be yourself.

**PLATFORM**

Bring chaos to the parliament, and have fun.