I Wanna Be a Pig / We Forgot We Were Bears

**Zach Reino**

* Bear #2

**Drew Tarver**

* Pig #1
* Bear #3

**Zach Reino**

* Pig Greg

"I Wanna Be a Pig / We Forgot We Were Bears" is a song featured in *Pillaging for Your Dreams*. A group of bears is trying to lull some pigs into a false sense of security before eating them.

## Lyrics

**Bear Billy**

All I want to do is roll in the mud,

Like I was a little pig.

That's what I've wanted

Since I was a cub,

Since I was a little bear kid.

***Bear #2 (spoken)**

Billy! Come back over here!

**Bear Billy**

I'm sorry, I'm sorry...

**Bear #2**

Billy.

**Bear Billy**

What?

**Bear #2**

You're fuckin' blowing this scam, dude.

**Bear Billy**

What do you mean?

**Bear #2**

You gotta make them think you wanna be a pig, but you're laughing all over the place, and you're giving it away. Here, I'll do it.

**Bear Billy**

Okay, you try.

**Bear #2**

Oh, hi little pigs!

**Pig #1**

Oh hey! Another bear?

**Bear #2**

I'm just a different bear. I wanna be a pig 'cause none of the other bears will accept me.

**Pig #1**

I don't understand why you guys want to be pigs. You're obviously further up on the food chain.

**Bear #2**

No, here.*

Oh, I want to be a pig

And give the little piggies hugs.

All I want to do

Is roll around in the mud.

And it would be great,

From North to South,

If I was a pig

With another pig inside my mouth.

***Pig #1**

WHAT?!?*

**Bear #2**

Just get in my mouth, like a—

***Bear #3**

Get back over here! You're blowing it.

**Bear #2**

Why?

**Bear #3**

You said you want a pig in your mouth!

**Bear #2**

That's what pigs do, they get—oh, no, that's what I want as a bear to have a pig inside my mouth.

**Bear #3**

Let me try.*

Hello, pigs! I want to be you.

Please, please, please let me roll around

in the...

***Pig Greg**

Another bear?*

**Bear #3**

...stew that is mud

That I love!

**Mmmmm... I wanna eat you up!*

**Bear #2**

Come back!

**Bear #3**

Shit! Shit!

**Bear Billy**

You just immediately said—alright guys, give me another try.

**Bear #3**

Alright.

**Bear #2**

Okay, yeah, you go back.*

**Bear Billy**

Sorry for my friends,

They are really weird,

And very strange and wrong.

But, ultimately, I promise you little pigs,

That this is where that I belong!

Let's get in the mud

And close our eyes,

And make lots of choices

That are very wise,

Like you can let my three friends turn you

Into a buffet today!

***Pig #1**

What?!?*

**Bear Billy**

We're gonna eat you!

***Bear #3**

Get back over here!

**Bear Billy**

Sorry, sorry...

**Bear #3**

You said "buffet"!

**Bear Billy**

I know, but I got them in the mud to close their eyes, I thought maybe you guys could come in and seal the deal?

**Bear #2**

I've got another question.

**Bear Billy**

Okay.*

**Bear #2**

Why are we trying to play it coy,

As if we need to use some clever ploy?

We can just go over there

And eat a bunch of pigs.

We. Are. Bears.

**Bear Billy**

We forgot that we were bears.

***Bear #2**

Right!*

**Bear Billy**

We forgot that

**Bear Billy and Bear #2**

we were bears.

We forgot that we were bears.

***Pig #1**

Let's get out of here, pigs. Let's go.*

**Bear Billy and Bear #2**

We. Are. Bears.

***Bear Billy**

Oh no!

**Bear #2**

Oh, where'd those pigs go?*

Because we forgot...

**All**

Forgot we were bears!

***Bear #2**

Awwww...well, let's roll around in the mud.*