The Incredible Crew (Christmas Remastered)

*"This is quite an unfortunate situation."
"Not to worry, Chase... It may be a lot, but we're not ones to back down."*
―Chase and Knollad[src]
**The Incredible Crew** (**TIC**), also known as the **Douglas Crew**, is a preternatural friend group led by Knollad. Celebrating Christmas, Knollad joined together with Tanner and Jack Jabolon to uncover some commotion happening in their house, which was being caused by the legendary Santa Claus. Under his beliefs that Santa was trying to steal their presents, Tanner used his drum gun to shoot him down. With Santa being tied up to a chair in the kitchen, Tanner refused to let him go unless he proved that he was the real Santa. Unfortunately, Knollad was manipulated into releasing Santa, who claimed that he was the only one who could stop Tanner's prophesized death.

Hoping to figure out how to prevent Tanner's terrible fate, *The Incredible Crew*, joined by Chase, fought against Santa's Elves, while Knollad tried to kill Santa. When Knollad realized that he had gone too far, Santa used this opportunity to escape. Though Tanner didn't get run over like Santa predicted, he still died as Vladislav created a point in time to erase all variants of Tanner from existence, causing the group to forget that he existed, and instead believe that Hunter J. Restless was always their friend. Several months later, *The Incredible Crew* reunited with Santa Claus, who requested their help to deliver late Christmas presents in July. Unfortunately, because of the burnt presents, *The Incredible Crew* joined together with Santa's Little Helper to get replacement ones at Walmart. Confronting The Grinch, who sought to destroy the sun to prevent the group from celebrating Christmas during the Summer, Knollad managed to defeat him, causing the group to successfully save Christmas.

## History

### The Remastered Christmas Special

*"T'was the night before Christmas, and from the basement to the doormat, not a house-goer was stirring, not even that dumb rat... The stockings were hung in an alluring presence, just waiting for Santa to unload his presents... The crew were asleep and were a very excited team; While visions of sugar-plums twerked in their dreams... Wait... huh...?! What kind of re- Saint Nicholas himself was back to his old ways, landing on their roof with his reindeer and sleigh. He attempts to climb down with gifts they shall receive, but the fat old man's decrepitness makes this hard to achieve. Look how disgusting he looks... Eww... horrid bugger! He then slips and falls to the floor with a grouse, shouting out 'MY LEG' across the whole house... And as the fat old grump swears up and down like a sailor... Knollad and friends awaken, wide-eyed, without failure... And this is where The Incredible Crew's holiday story begins, so sit back, enjoy, and hold on to your skin!"*
―The Narrator[src]

In December 2021, *The Incredible Crew*, consisting of Knollad, Tanner, Jack Jabolon, A.N.D.R.E., Chase, and Xavier, got together to celebrate Christmas. While the group were sleeping in their bunkbeds with visions of sugar plums twerking in their unusual dreams, the legendary Santa Claus visited the house. The commotion that he caused upon crashing down into the living room woke up Knollad, Tanner, and Jack, who went downstairs to investigate what was happening.

Catching a glimpse of Santa Claus in the living room, Tanner believed that he was trying to steal their presents, when in reality, he was giving them presents. When Tanner planned to shoot Santa Claus down with his drum gun, Jack started rambling that he had to go piss, causing Santa Claus to realize that the group were spying on him. Tanner quickly got out into the living room and began to shoot Santa down. Santa fell to the floor as Tanner quickly reloaded, before firing another round of bullets at him.

Santa was then tied up to a chair in the kitchen and was interrogated by Tanner, who believed he was just some impostor pretending to be Santa. When Santa called Tanner a f\*\*\*\*\*, Tanner punished Santa for saying a slur by shoving a bottle of soap in his mouth. Realizing Tanner was going too far, Knollad urged him to stop and let him go, mentioning he was indeed the real Santa. Still not convinced, Tanner left Knollad and Jack to keep on eye on him while he went to go check if the presents were still underneath the tree. Unfortunately, while Tanner was gone, Knollad was manipulated by Santa in letting him go, claiming he was the only one who could stop Tanner's prophesized death. The moment Knollad united Santa, he made his great escape, much to Knollad's concern. Reuniting with Tanner, the group joined together with Jack and Chase to get Santa back.

Confronting Santa Claus, Knollad hoped to use the Magical Ballsack that Santa had left behind to get him back. When Santa demanded Knollad to give it back, Knollad refused to do so unless he explained to the group how to stop Tanner's death. Because of Knollad's refusal, Santa Claus ordered Santa's Little Helper to summon the Elves into battle. While Tanner and Chase began to massacre Santa's Elves with their drum guns, Knollad prioritized Santa, hoping to bring him down to his knees. Ultimately, Knollad managed to defeat Santa, but when he prepared to finish him off, he realized he went too far.

Realizing that he let the thought of losing Tanner cloud his mind, Knollad tried apologizing to Santa for the trouble he caused. Unfortunately, Santa escaped, having taken back his Magical Ballsack. Because of the conflict, he also punished *The Incredible Crew* by putting them all on the Naughty List. Knollad then called Doctor Strange, hoping to have him come over to help with repairing the destruction to the house. But while he was phone, Tanner was erased from existence by Vladislav, who manipulated the group into believing that he never existed, and that Hunter J. Restless was always their friend instead. *The Incredible Crew* then worked together to repair the house themselves, before retreating to their beds, unaware of the treachery that lied ahead.

### Christmas in July

*"Come on man, hurry up! We're trying to save Christmas here!"
"For Christmas, you need to get a fucking calendar... IT IS JULY."*
―Santa's Little Helper and The Grinch[src]

Several months later, *The Incredible Crew* went on Summer vacation. While at a pool party with some hot girls, the group observed the return of Santa Claus, who crashed down to the ground on his sleigh. Santa's Little Helper then popped out of the sleigh, requesting the group's help to deliver late Christmas presents in July. Unfortunately, upon realizing that the presents were burnt, Santa died of a heart attack. Hunter presumed this meant Christmas was cancelled early this year, but Knollad came up with a solution to their problem. Joined by Santa's Little Helper, *The Incredible Crew* went to Walmart so they could purchase replacement presents.

Both Knollad and Jack Jabolon worked together to collect everything into their shopping carts, before giving the presents to Santa's Little Helper, who wrapped them up into a huge gift bag. *The Incredible Crew* then proceeded to the checkout, where they stumbled upon The Grinch working there. When The Grinch discovered *The Incredible Crew* was trying to save Christmas in July, he refused to let them celebrate Christmas during the Summer, prompting him to destroy the sun. Thankfully, Knollad managed to prevent The Grinch from doing so, causing *The Incredible Crew* to save Christmas. *The Incredible Crew* later went to another dimension to celebrate the defeat of The Grinch, while Hunter went back to The Void to reunite with Vladislav.

## Appearances

In chronological order:

* *The Incredible Crew Christmas Special I*
* *The Incredible Crew Christmas Special III*

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 *The Incredible Crew Christmas Special III*
2. ↑ *The Incredible Crew Christmas Special I*