This House Is Full Of Maniacs/Confessionals

## Day 18: Power of Veto Competition

I won HoH! Being excluded from everything this past week pushed me to want to win. These ill-mannered people didn't include me in ANYTHING -- the alliance of six, the counter alliance, nothing. What happened to No Gay Left Behind? It's so insulting how dismissive they are of me. I'm, like, awesome. I knew tidbits of the happenings in the house, that's it. I've been going off of my feelings and intuition. Sometimes I would ask a Yes/No oracle its opinion. That kind of makes my win even more hilarious, though. I don't think, like, anyone wanted nor expected me to win. I don't pass up power, baby. Tell me I get to be the most powerful, I'm gonna fight. Clifford's caught me up to speed, so now I should know what's going on.
I had my nominations basically set the moment I won, but I wanted everyone to feel nervous for leaving me in the dark, so I held off on submitting them for a bit. Ziggy was an obvious choice. Everyone hates him. I don't want him gone, but there's no way I could not nominate him without taking us both down. Max was easy as well. He was in both the alliance of six and the counter alliance (obviously he has a knack for slithering his way into things), and he posts a lot of irritating gifs in the main chat. I was debating between Jenna and Bri for the last slot. They're both equally short with me. I chose Bri because both Daddy Ben and Clifford told me that they thought she was a threat, and Clifford told me that she was leading the counter alliance.
Clifford also told me that Bri was PISSED that a "floater" won the most powerful HoH. I know she meant it as an insult, but it isn't. The misuse of floater is annoying. A floater is neither someone who does nothing all game, nor someone who floats between alliances depending on who’s in power. Good strategists who don’t win many comps are floaters. They never technically have power, yet they still control the game. It is a legitimate strategy; however, it's way too early to be calling anyone a floater. It's Week 3. Chill your jigglejogglers.
If I win the POV, I'm saving Ziggy. That's the 411.

So I told Logan some of the info he's been missing, which kinda makes Ziggy a pretty big target. I also told him who are the people I wanna go after-> Calvin, Jenna, Bri and Trace. Looking at the nominations it did pay off partly. I got ziggy nominated and I don't care about bri being on the block either. Max on the other hand.....he's like my closest ally at the moment. So this is a pretty big mess because I wanted to get an alliance going with Logan, Max, Cliff and some other person. Dayum.
Max won the veto and all them bitches are finally campaigning. Though there not really doing a good job. Don't ok me Bri please. I do feel bad for Ziggy but I wanna go with the majority. Mainly because I was the last vote and nobody talked to me about who we were supposed to safe..... I have work to do gosh.

## Day 21: Eviction

Firstly, Ziggy I apologize for saying get fucked. That wasn't nice.
Now. THIS HOUSE IS FULL OF MANIACS. THEY SHOULD ALL GET FUCKED.
Lying through their GRIMY teeth and talking out their DIRTY B-Holes!!!! Like I have bigger shit to worry about than these lunatics spinning conspiracy theories all because no one knows how to tell a secret and no one knows how to cover a lie!!! Last night I was sleeping next to my wife and I guess I was having a sexual dream. I was moaning and making monkey noises or whatever and my wife woke up. Noticed I was having sex in dream land and then I started going "Joe! Oh Joe! Yes Joe!" MY WIFE WAKES ME UP!!! WHO THE FUCK IS JOE??!?! I'm like woooah what is happening. Honestly A) no idea who Joe was B) don't remember my dream C) I'm not gay in life but I might be gay in my dreams so don't judge me for that shit. I only know one Joe and that's my Portuguese cousin Joe who plays bass in a Portuguese reggae band with this badass black dude as the lead singer who wears tight V-necks and it's all sexy n shit. If I was gay I'd be dreaming about that guy not my cousin Joe!!! SO WHY ARE THESE HOUSEGUESTS BEING ALL CRAZY ON ME WHEN I MIGHT BE HAVING GAY SEX DREAMS WITH MY COUSIN JOE!!!!?????
That bullshit NAH I got real shit.