A Canadian Guy

ACanadianGuy is the character of one of the most important members on the server. He is currently the owner of Politocraft and has retired from being a player.

She was canonically born in the former nation of Seluxia allegedly to royal Arstotzkan bloodline, although some question her legitimacy. She has lived in nine different countries over the course of her lifetime. She is a huge supporter of democracy of neoliberalism although was an avid monarchist at one point.

Most importantly she is the mother (biological father) of E, a legendary and mythical person to which some religions on the server follow.

**Early Life**

ACanadianGuy was born in Seluxia apparently to a now disposed royal Arstotzkan blood line. Her early life was often spent in Seluxian Central, she often cringed at the craters and destroyed buildings that littered the declining nation. She was a big contributor to the construction of the Safehouse in southern Seluxia, she built a house near by for her family and had major plans for a ski hill.

Seluxia went through major changes towards the end of it's life, breathing new life into the nation. With the construction of Newtown and Newport the nation was becoming a major player again, it was even involved in an international space effort. ACanadianGuy is one of the few players who has been to space, and has even been to the far reaches of Titan on a colonial expedition.

When Seluxia fell due to a war with Banoi and other enemy nations she moved to Newport to be with her friend Franko, around this time she also built a houseboat that would become to be infamously called "The Pride Boat"

**World War One**

With the world falling into chaos she started a new democratic nation to replace the now destroyed Seluxia. Balandis was her crowning achievement and would play a major rule in the following history.

It was around this time she also canonically transitioned into a female, although she would often wear her old spacesuit, completely disguising her body.

She didn't fight in the war itself nor did the nation of Balandis. But due to pure diplomacy and determination the entire world was unified into a single government from Lindisfarne to Banoi.

Sadly, despite her and Random's attempts at curbing nationalism the union fell apart.

**Arstotzka**

After the war Canadian became disillusioned with the liberal institutions of Balandis and left to Newport and later the throne of the monarchist state of Arstotzka. Arstotzka was originally restored as a colony of Newport before declaring independence. Canonically the nation just got out a major civil war to remove communism, although in reality all of the former players from Arstotzka had quit and Canadian swooped in to restore the nation.

The early years in Arstotzka were always hindered by outside interference, in the early days of the reborn nation was met by Newport and Banoian claims on the island of (insert name) after a lot of diplomacy and threatening to claim newport land there was a mass withdrawal except for "Banoian hong kong"

One of the first wars Arstotzka got involved with and one of the first "Arstotzkan Wars" was a conflict with Wyvern, lead by Mickell. Mickell was a former member of Arstotzka but left after a disgreement, he founded a new powerful nation in the west and pretty soon went to war with Arstotzka. He arrived in Newtown fought against the Arstotzkan military, in the end he ended up getting banned due to hacking. (He got unbanned later)

Repelling the threat of Wyvern from Arstotzka, Canadian moved on to more expansionist policies, annexing the former land of Newport she set up the colony of Nutopia. Over time the Nutopians demanded independence, Canadian made an agreement to ease into independence but due to Banoian interference the whole situation got out of control.

Canadian ended up getting into a one on one battle against Smelly, leader of The Purple Tribe, and lost. Afterwards Nutopia ended up fully independent. In the next month (IRL days) the capital was lit on fire for the first time by former members of Nutopia. Blaming Nutopia for the actions against their nation, they went to war only to apologise after extensive damage. The people who were actually behind the attack were members of Pumpkinland, which Arstotzka would have long lasting hatred for.

During this time there was also a minor border conflict with Arstotzka and Banoi which ended up with the entire border wall getting burnt down.

The Purple Tribe slowly invaded more and more of the world, Arstotzka standing opposed the entire world devolved into a complete blood bath. (During this time one of the members of Purple Tribes corrupted the world with OP powers and the world and it had to get reset) The Purple Tribe was eventually destroyed.

After the conflict with The Purple Tribe, Arstotzka was about to rest before Newtown got burned down again. This time it wasn't just Pumpkinland but also the king of Banoi. Furious the Canadian, The Queen of Arstotzka, went to complete war. Abandoning Arstotzka she went around the world as a traveller destroying anything belonging to the people who were involved. Parts of Banoi were burnt down along with the entire island of Pumpkinland. Arstotzka would not face another international war again, thus ending the final chapters of the Arstotzkan Wars.

The country moved on as normal, with Canadian still as it's Queen. There was almost a full international crisis over land disputes with Banoi but luckily the possible war was narrowly avoided.

In the final chapters the economy of Arstotzka started to stall, instability also started to rise. A civil war broke out in Arstotzka between the kingdom and a new republic. Canadian knew that it could be won, but by this time she was done with monarchy and wanted nothing to do with it. Fleeing from the collapsing nation she returned to Balandis and revived the failing nation.

**The Balandis-Banoian War**

The now very expansionist Prime Minster annexed and unified the mostly empty nations of Africa, getting into conflict with Arstotzkan and Banoian powers who had interests in the region. She founded the cities of Pigeon Lake, Hell, and New New New New New New Newport. She built an impressive wall on the United States of Africa Banoian border. Soon this vast expansion would soon collapse when Mickell, now a member of Banoi, pressured Random to straight out declare war on Balandis.

The war lasted multiple years and ended in the destruction of huge parts of Banoi along with the complete collapse of Balandis.

**Ancommistan**

After the hard fought war Canadian started a tiny commune on the Mediterranean sea, it was very tiny and had a fence surrounding the mostly rectangular nation. It had a beach, a beach house, a single road, a central river, and a mine in the mountains. It had also had an embassy in Ancapistan, finally achieving lib unity. It failed in the end cause true communism is an impossible goal to achieve. To which Canadian, who technically owned the embassy in Ancapistan moved to the Capitalist nation.

**Days in Ancapistan**

Canadian had a moderate amount of wealth before the Balandis-Banoian war but was now completely broke, starting with nothing but a place to live and the stuff on her back she slowly started an empire of business in the ultra competitive landscape of Ancapistan. Franko had a company that was in competition with Canadian, but they also collaborated on projects like HRT news, a news organisation reporting domestic and international news. The team of two produced two news videos, both had a green screens where backgrounds and weather reports would appear. The videos would end with a paid advertisement. Canadian was the guy behind the camera well Franko would be the one actually reporting.

Although Ancapistan was a safe haven for Canadian there was still trouble, Banoi tried to intervene mutiple times. One time Random, the king of Banoi, pulled up in a white truck and tried to abduct Canadian. Another time he tried to kill Canadian who managed to get out by the skin of her teeth. One of the most infamous events was when Random held a protest on private property and then stormed Canadian's house and killed his dogs. Canadian managed to almost kill Random but spared him if he promised not to attack him.

on another day Canadian was visiting a volcano which had some parts claimed by Banoi. Random then chased Canadian all the way from the volcano all the way to to Catopia. Where Random held Canadian at gunpoint and straight out robbed him. narrowly avoiding the traumatic events Canadian returned to Ancapistan exhausted. She also took a vacation to Lindisfarne where Random tried to organise an assassination attempt. Franko eventually left and gave all of his money to Canadian, making him the richest person on the entire server, this would turn out to be a huge investment.

Eventually after the fall of Ancapistan Canadian moved to Lindisfarne and founded Islesburgh, later Triviality Falls, would be Canadians last days before the downfall of Banoi.

**Time in Lindisfarne**

Canadian lived in Islesburgh between 54 ADE and 81 ADE, near the start the king of Banoi, Random, came into the country and let out all of Canadians sheep. Canadian demanded repercussions, and Random was eventually imprisoned in the Timmys. (Parody of Tim Hortons) This generated a major outcry in the national community and a trail was held at the Timmys. He escaped the Prison a couple of days early causing even more controversy.

Another international crisis occurred with the First Lindis-Banoian War, Canadian got into a direct fight with Random and eventually won due to a well placed shot. This soured the relations with Banoi and Lindisfarne.

Canadian built a major highway system connecting Lindisfarne all the way to Banoian Hong Kong. The highway was super useful at the time, although only a small section of it exists today.

The Second Lindis-Banoian War occurred when Smelly, who was now living in Banoi, spearheaded an attack against Lindisfarne. Multiple Lindisfarne officials, including Franko and Canadian, fought against Smelly who was in a tank and other vehicles at multiple points in the war. He was eventually caught hacking and was banned. (Canonically he got shot down over Lindisfarne and died)

Due to mass inflation caused by the /sell exploit (Canonically Banoi printing money) Canadian's wealth was under threat. Random also promised an island in trade for five stacks of Banoian flags but cancelled the order after Canadian finished the flags. Canadian struggled to keep up with the rapid inflation as the money she worked so hard for was becoming worthless.

The town of Islesburgh got bombed by unknown sources, most likely Banoi, and was looted by everyone except Lindisfarne. Canadian ended up fleeing and joined Banoi for a short period of time.

**Banoi, Wormlandia, and Alantis**

Canadian moved to Banoi and purchased an apartment, but due to a disagreement with Random she ended up attempting a coup, which failed. She was exiled to Wormlandia and purchased a house and hung out with Faulty Feline. Wanting to expand Wormlandia's power in fear that Wormlandia was nothing more than a Banoian puppet state, she tried to built an aircraft carrier only for Banoian intervention caused her plans to fail and for her to get exiled yet again.

Furious she built a huge wall in the ocean completely destroying trade between Banoi and Catopia and Wormlandia. Alantis was such a middle finger to Banoi that in a pure dues ex machina the country of Banoi briefly attained god like powers and moved the entire country of Alantis north of Lindisfarne,

**Return to Lindisfarne**

Eventually the Lindisfarne government planned a major attack on Banoi, operation downfall would the crowing achievement of Lindisfarne and the complete destruction of Banoi. The Lindisfarne goverment set up an outpost of the northern Banoian Island and planned a direct assault. An interview took place right before between Ottovon and Canadian. The war began and Canadian, Franko, Woody, Beastie, Ottovon, and many others converged on Banoi's Capital.

Their attack completely destroyed the Union of Banoi and caused a whole on civil war. Lindisfarne retreated to their island to stay isolated until the rise of Jenna Tolls.

for Canadian she moved far away to retire, giving all her money to Franko, she arrived on a tiny island far far away and stayed there after she turned 100.

**Canadian's Return**

Fearing the fall of Democracy, Canadian returned in 114 ADE. Almost 40 years after her retirement she was back to revive the democracy of the world, she started with rebuilding Balandis and celebrated one of her first days back on Christmas of 114 ADE. She built her own house, the Parliament, A new Ikea, The Library, The Airport, and many many roads. The fast growth of Balandis was huge but it also had trouble, there ended up being a major shooting in Balandis after a criminal on trail ran away and started to shoot everyone. Canadian was too drunk to remember much of this event. (Canonically) The criminal was eventually caught. Canadian was a major member of the Island Coalition against Jenna Tolls but could not get enough votes to get the entire nation involved until the war actually broke out. After the destruction of Jenna Tolls Canadian shot and killed Anson, Former Leader of Jenna Tolls, marking Anson's last appearance on the server. He fled to Lindisfarne and then later to L'soilear with Ansons stuff and got incredibility powerful. There was a minor conflict in Emearldia and she barley escaped.

Her time in exile was spent growing cynical, at her wedding people were messing around and she snapped and killed everyone, declaring a new empire she declared war on everyone before shortly getting stabbed in the chest by Faulty Feline.

**Trivia**

* Because ACanadianGuy used to have a guy skin she, along with Ottovon Bismark are canonically trans
* ACanadianGuy stepped down as a player for nine months and during that time it is said that canonically she was in a self imposed exile far far away.