The School Play

## Characters

* Arion
* Mason
* Annalisa
* Robert (Father)
* Rosie (Mother)
* Jeremiah (Son)
* Alvey (Son)
* Block (Step Dad)
* Karen (Dog)
* Kameron
* Channon
* Light
* Joy
* Luis
* Louie
* Ceila
* Renee
* Zoe
* Connor
* Isaiah

## Script

### INT. TOON SCHOOL - AUTITORIUM - NIGHT

**Mason**: Okay, okay! Settle down! We have until tomorrow for this play. Is everything ready?

**Robert**: Ready! All ready!

**Block**: *[Eating his top hat]* Yummy!

**Mason**: Mason, no chewing on the stage props! *[Block spits it out]*

**Rosie**: Ew...

**Mason**: Now, then. Rosie is the mom, Robert is the dad, Block is the step dad, and Jeremiah is the child. *[Karen runs in in a pink dress with white pokedots]*

**Karen**: I'm here! I'm he- *[Sees Rosie wearing the same dress]* Oh, heck no! Don't tell me!

**Mason**: Sorry, the role is taken!

**Rosie**: Heh, yeah...

**Karen**: No! *[Stomps her foot]* No! No! I want a role right now! Rosie's not fit to be the mother! I am! I'm more beautiful than her! Rosie looks like she was made for the garbage dump!

**Rosie**: EXCUSE ME?!?!

**Mason**: Well, im sorry- *[Looks around the room]* Hmm, maybe theres something you can do! *[The camera stops on a costume bin with a dog costume sticking out]* Aha!

**Karen**: So, what's my role? *[It transitions to Karen being in a dog costume]* This is NOT what I had in mind...

**Mason**: You're the family pet! Your name is-

**Block**: *[In the background, excited]* FART MCFARTKINS *[Robert, Alvey, and Rosie giggle and laugh]*

**Alvey**: Fart Poopkins!

**Mason**: Fart McFartkins! *[Karen groans]*

**Karen**: Why- Why that name?! Why not sparkles?! Or Sugar? Or Cookies? And what kind of script is this?! *[Lifts up a piece of paper that says "DOG: "BARK QUIETLY"]* "Bark quietly?!" How do i "Bark Quietly?!"

**Mason**: Now, go home and rehearse your lines. The plays tomorrow.

**Karen**: Wha- Tomorrow?! What rehearse do I gotta do?! I HAVE ONE GOSHDANG LINE!!!!

**Rosie**: *[Mocking]* Maybe, your not fit for the role, Karen. I'm more beautiful than you! You, on the other hand, look like you was made for the garbage dump! *[Karen steams and glares at Rosie]*

**Karen**: Why I oughta! *[Tackles Rosie and starts punching her in the face. Mason runs in and stops them.]*

**Mason**: Enough you two! *[Block adds something]*

**Block**: Can her name be "Old Dawg Fart McFartkins"?

**Mason**: Block, that's enough! Now, go home! *[Points to the exit. All the kids leave. Annalisa comes with a mob and broom]*

**Annalisa**: Mason? Is everything okay?

**Mason**: Yeah, let's get everything ready for tomorrow...

### INT. TOON SCHOOL - AUDITORIUM - NIGHT

Arion, Kameron, Light, Joy, and several others walk in the auditorium and sits close to the stage.

**Arion**: This play is gonna be amazing! Robert worked so hard! My little man's gonna rock!

**Kameron**: Its a school play. Not a rock concert! When's it starting?

**Light**: Karen said she wanted a role. Hope its not embarrassing for the poor girl. She can get aggressive.

**Renee**: *[From behind]* Shh, the play is starting!

**Kameron**: Already? *[Sees Louie, Luis, an Ceila sit down behind him]* Oh, no, please don't sit behind me, Ceila. Oh, great. I get stuck with the baby...

**Ceila**: *[Baby voice]* What?! What was that?! What you say?!

**Luis**: Ceila! Bad girl!

**Ceila**: *[climbs and pulls Kameron's hair]* Big man, turn around! Say it to my face! You know what? That's it! *[Kicks Kameron's seat and fakes crying]* WAHHH WAAHHHH WAHHHH

**Kameron**: *[Puts big headphones on]* God, I hope someone shoots me... *[Antonio and Micheal sit next to him]*

**Micheal**: I wish i was in the play, but I couldn't remember my lines

### INT. TOON SCHOOL - AUDITORIUM - BACKSTAGE

Mason and Annalisa are getting all the kids in costumes. Mason accidentally sprays something in Robert's eyes.

**Robert**: AHHH!!! MY EYES!!! *[Covers them]*

**Mason**: Sorry! Sorry!

**Annalisa**: Mason! Hurry! The play is in 2 minutes! *[Dressing Rosie and Block]*

**Mason**: *[Cleans Robert's face]* Almost! Almost! All done! *[Puts Robert down and quickly moves some props in. Mason and Annalisa leave.]*

**Robert**: *[Makes a dad voice]* Hey, Honey! Did you see what happened in the news? Theres a dogzilla attacking the town

**Rosie**: *[Mom voice]* Yeah, we're about to die! We better get the kids! Kiddies! *[Block and Alvey jump onto the stage]*

**Block**: Its me, mom! Blockie!

**Alvey**: *[Opens his mouth, but look at the audience]* ...and i'm...*[Gets nervous]* Uhh...uhh...

**Channon**: *[Look at Josie]* Alvey, forgot his lines...

**Josie**: *[Worried]* Or he has stage fright...

**Alvey**: *[Tears up and burst into tears. Robert and Rosie give a worried look]* Wah! I have stage fright!

**Zoe**: Poor kid...

**Connor**: He just wet himself...on stage...

**Isaiah**: Glad that's not Ronnie! He would've gone insane! *[They all cover their ears. Kelsey's head explodes from the crying]*

**Arion**: Alvey! Stop crying! *[Robert and Rosie run up to him, but Alvey flares his arms]*

**Robert**: Woah! *[Hits a prop in the background. Rosie stumbles and steps on Karen's foot]*

**Karen**: OW!!! GET OFF!!! *[Pushes Rosie]*

**Rosie**: *[Gets angry]* You were...supposed to...BARK QUIETLY!!! *[Tackles Rosie and they beat each other up. Alvey continues crying, Robert continues slipping, and Block simply sits on the couch and watches]*

**Block**: So, uhh, what happens now? Do we skip the scene or-? *[The stage falls apart and the stage lights fall. The curtain's ropes break and the curtains fall onto the kids.]*

**Light**: Oooh! That's gotta hurt!

**Channon**: Do it again! I wasn't looking!

### INT. TOON SCHOOL - AUDITORIUM - BACKSTAGE - NIGHT

Mason looks at all the kids with a pissed off look. The kids are all injured. Rosie and Karen glare at each other. Alvey has tears in his eyes. Robert has splinters and scratches. Block only has a few scratches. Mason slams the table.

**Mason**: You had ONE job! ONE JOB!!! AND YOU FAILED!!! *[Flips the table over. Annalisa gets slightly scared]*

**Annalisa**: Mason, calm down!

**Mason**: Don't tell me to calm down, Woman! I didn't study musical play talents for an hour to be wasted on you brats! *[Walks up to Robert and pokes him]* And THAT'S JUST SICK!!!

**Robert**: We're...sorry...*[Mason inturrupts]*

**Mason**: SICK!!! SICK I SAY!!! *[Robert falls back scared]* You know what we gotta do?!

**Karen**: We kick stupid Rosie out? *[A boot hits her in the face]*

**Mason**: No! You see kids, there are two things that solve EVERY problem. *[Pulls out money]* Money and *[Pulls out TNT]* Explosives! *[An idea hits him on the head. The camera zooms in]* I'VE GOT AN IDEA!!!

### INT. TOON SCHOOL - AUDITORIUM - SHOW STAGE - NIGHT

Robert and Rosie on sitting at a table on stage.

**Mason**: And action! *[They both explode]*

**Light**: *[Holding stacks of TNT]* I LOVE MY NEW JOB

**Mason**: Great, the explosions work. Now, do we have anyone for the make up department?

**Jessica**: *[Storms in holding tons of equipment]* I have arrived.

**Mason**: Oh, okay! Jessica get them ready!

**Jessica**: *[Cracks her fingers]* With pleasure. *[Drags Robert, Rosie, Jeremiah, Alvey, Block, and Karen to the Makeup room]*

**Robert**: Is this gonna hurt?

**Alvey**: Yeah, I'm nervous

**Block**: Guys, calm down! Jess won't hurt a fly! Right, Jess? *[Jessica opens a suit case full of sharp tools]*

**Jessica**: *[Slightly menacing]* I am going to enjoy this...Time for the art-eest to go to work. *[takes out the flamethrower and gets to work. Banging and screaming are heard. She fires a jackhamer onto Alvey's head She cuts Robert's hair, tapes fur into Karen's ears, cleans Rosie's head, paints Jeremiah's face with red paint, she pulls back Block's head and then holds up a painful stable]* Voila! All done!

**Mason**: *[Comes in]* Jessica, are our- WOAH!!! They're beautiful! *[Robert's look resembles a middle aged man, Rosie resembles a middle aged woman, Jeremiah resembles an adorable new born baby, Karen looks like a dog, Alvey resembles a middle schooled kid, Block resembles a buisness man with a large white smile]*

**Block**: I like the new teeth!

**Alvey**: Not sure about the fatness...

**Karen**: *[Annoyed]* Woof...

**Mason**: Okay, now onto the stage! *[The kids move to the stage]* Okay, action! *[Explosion on the stage]*

**Light**: BOOM BOOM BABY!!!

**Mason**: Good job, Light!

**Aiden**: *[Tugs Mason's leg]* Hey! Hey! Can i have a role, Mason???

**Mason**: I'm not sure. How about the curtain operator?

**Aiden**: Aww, I wanted to be the boom operator!

**Mason**: This is a school play not a nuclear test sight!

**Light**: *[Background]* Did somebody say BOOM?! *[Blows up the stage again]*

**Aiden**: I meant use the microphone *[Struggles to pick up a nearby microphone]*

**Mason**: This is a play NOT a movie!

**Aiden**: Good! This stupid mic is heavy.

**Mason**: You CAN watch!

**Aiden**: Okay then! Hopefully this play's gonna boom boom!

**Light:** DID SOMEBODY SAY BOOM?!? *[Explodes the stage]*

**Robert**: *[Coughs]* Please stop doing that.

**Block**: Guys, I have an idea! Maybe, if we sound dramatic, we'd sound better!

**Rosie**: If we sound more- huh, I like it!

**Alvey**: Well, I'm putting these on *[Puts head phones on]*

**Mason**: Okay, Robert your up first! 3 2 1 GO!! *[Screen cuts to the outside of the music school and a blast of noise ensues, breaking the windows. Cuts back inside the music school, where Mason and Annalisa's face is deformed beyond recognition]*

**Mason:** Okay, Robert, whatever your plan was, please cease and desist. *[Falls down]*

**Annalisa**: I'm dying of ear drum failure *[Passes out]*

**Robert**: But, it was Block's idea. *[Looks around to see Block missing]* Block?

**Block**: *[Rams through the wall with a helicopter and runs over Alvey and Jeremiah, singing]* And it was the greatest plan! What was so wrong about it?

**Karen:** *[Glares at Rosie]* Well, Block, It seems that we have a female dog on stage *[shoves Rosie]*

**Rosie:** What did you say, mistake?!

**Karen:** *[shouts loudly]* You heard me, female dog!

**Rosie**: Says the girl in a dog costume!

**Karen**: Bring it on! I've been waiting for this! *[Karen rips off the suit and attacks Rosie. Alvey begins crying again. Block and Robert are pulled in. Jeremiah falls asleep on the props]*

**Jeremiah**: Sleepy time.

**Mason**: Wait! Wait! Wait! Calm down, kiddies! *[Gets hit with a car]*