We Tried Having a Group Blind Date, but It was an All Stars Affair and a World Crisis Part 4.5

“Ah! Woof woof!! Yes, yes. I don’t mind at all. I am very interested in how a girl like you freshens up. Gulp. And you’re serious, right? You’re not just saying this to try to get out of it!?” …Higashikawa seriously considered going to sleep and maybe letting out a fart to ruin the mood, but then something happened. Someone put it in their mouth. Who put what in their mouth? Frolaytia put the long Japanese kiseru in her mouth after restraining herself this whole time. “Yes. I’m going to light it, so keep those kids a little further away. They should be safe near the porch window. Sorry, guardians.” The Zashiki Warashi, Waltraute, and even Beatrice and Kamijou began moving their respective partners away. But what was this? “Ehhh!? You’re going to make your lips taste like tobacco, Frolaytia?” “It’s sure to make for a stimulating experience. Yes, perhaps even painfully so. Can you forgive me, Quenser?” “Gulp. I can live with that. Mwa ha ha. The world is such a wonderful place! Without Heivia screwing everything up, I hold the whole world in the palm of my hand! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!!” Quenser was getting quite carried away, but he should have made more of use his powers of observation that had allowed him to take on the nuke-resistant colossal weapons known as Objects., Specifically, he should have noticed that Frolaytia looked incredibly annoyed and did not have a hint of blush in her cheeks. “There’s no point in putting this off. Let’s get started, Quenser.” “Yes!!” “What’s wrong, Quenser? It’s time to treat yourself to a hot kiss.” “…Yes?” A hint of doubt finally entered Quenser’s voice. Yes, the silver-haired busty commander still had the kiseru in her mouth. She showed no sign of removing it even with a kiss imminent. “Um, uh. Frolaytia?” “What?” “W-we’re about to press our lips together, so, um, that long kiseru is going to be in the way…” “I asked for permission first, didn’t I?” Gamblers were sensitive to changes in luck. Higashikawa had started to take a sulky nap, but he immediately booted back up. Some kind of major reversal was coming. He could sense it. As the college boy and bunny girl watched on, Frolaytia spoke coldly. “Now let’s get started, Quenser. After all, the king’s orders are absolute. Honor and bloodline are everything in the Legitimacy Kingdom, so we can’t just ignore this. Now, do it. Exactly like this. I’m not going to run or hide, Quenser.” “No, but, if I move my lips in, they’re going to hit the end of the kiseru before reaching your lips…” “…” “Wait, you’re staring at me like I’m an idiot… You planned this out from the beginning, didn’t you!? I won the game fair and square, so this isn’t fair! I didn’t cheat or anything! It was all my incredible luck, so you should be giving me some super manly nickname like The Emperor or something! This was as incredible as getting the thirteen orphans!!” “Very well, Quenser. You want a super manly nickname, do you? Then I hereby dub thee Megadick. To be honest, this is all very silly, so can we just get it over with?” “Megadick!? You really are trying to get me killed, aren’t you!? Wait, wait! That’s too hot! You’re going to burn me! I’m serious here, this is too much for a punishment! Wait, wait! Frolaytia, I apologize, so…vwah, byah, byah, ah bah bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!?”