Puff Puff Humbert

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> Puff Puff, DOUCHEBAGGED (YFMTS)

**Puff Puff Humbert,** usually referred to as **Puff Puff** or simply **Puff,** is the lead vocalist of Your Favorite Martian. He is the main character of YFMTS.

In the first phase of YFM, Puff looks relatively similar to Ray, with the exception of having darker, spikier hair and circular glasses, rather than the rectangular ones of phase two. He resembles Ray much more in this phase.

Puff still has the same basic design of a red zip-up hoodie, blue jeans and white sneakers, although this time his hair is a lighter shade and he has slightly more detailed eyes. He was given eyebrows in the redesign. His height of 5'5" stayed consistent, making him the shortest of the band. He has brown eyes as seen in Four . In HIGH AF BALDIS, he is missing an arm and presumably his eyes. He also has a chestplate for some unknown reason.

Puff's new design includes more geometric features than before. His face shape and glasses have become octagon-shaped, along with some spikier hair. His hoodie, hair, and pants have become slightly less saturated and some small details are added. In the upcoming song My Balls, he wears a black jacket and a white shirt underneath. Puff Puff is shown to be assertive and straightforward but can get aggressive at times. This is true when in YFMTS #8, Road Rage, the band members frequently test Puff’s patience, but he eventually gets upset. Throughout the series, he also insults his band members and Tig multiple times. However, he truly cares about his bandmates, as he is quick to help them in YFMTS #7. He is not afraid to work with his bandmates in times of disaster, as in Zombillies (YFMTS #3), he asks Benatar for help against the zombies, even though he dislikes Benatar. He is shown to be quite humorous and laid-back, as he frequently makes jokes about the current situation.

* In April 2011, before the band members' names had been officially confirmed, Ray William Johnson stated that the singer's name was "**Puff Puff Humbert**." Funnily enough however, there are some errors in a few of the Studio Ladybug animations that incorrectly label him as "Ray."

* Contrary to popular belief, Puff Puff is not meant to be Ray William Johnson. He was intended to be his own character and it has been stated that Ray simply provides the voice for him.

* Puff, along with Axel, do not seem to like Benatar very much, as they often make degrading comments towards him. This could be friendly bantering, but it is not clear.

* Puff was raised by his grandma, although he is shown to have a mother and father in this is why im single

* Puff Puff seems to have had a life-long crush on Tig. This long-term interest is shown in Tig Ol' Bitties, MY BALLS (alt rock cover), and some of YFMTS. Puff seems to only be into her for her bust size.

* Puff seems to have the most reused animations throughout the time YFM was animated by Cosmic Toast Studios, most notably a specific hand motion.

* He appears to be the only band member whose eyes are visible prior to the Martian Multiverse redesigns. DeeJay's eyes being visible in Transphobic Techno (Bitch Got a Penis), Tig Ol' Bitties (along with one of Benatar's eyes), Grandma's Got a Facebook, and ORPHAN TEARS (feat. Wax) are the only minor exceptions.

* Puff has appeared and had a vocal part in almost every song to date, with the exception of TRANSPHOBIC TECHNO.
* Puff had a slightly different design in WHIP YO KIDS (feat. Nice Peter), featuring more detailed eyes, and a different pair of frames for his glasses.
* What Puff sees in a woman is more focused on a woman’s bust. The rack is most important to Puff Puff.
* Puff is somewhat assumed to have an close to homeless abusive family, with an alcoholic step-father and mother, as seen in the ‘SANTA HATES POOR KIDS’.
* Puff was touched by a Priest when he was younger, as well as coming close to being assaulted by ‘Santa’.
* Puff is able to play the piano, as seen in My Balls and Zombie Love Song.

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1. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20110811030026/http://shop.raywj.com/product/Line-Up
2. ↑ https://hellyeahyourfavoritemartian.tumblr.com/post/4921769307/more-yfm-info
3. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgTsWH5lEF8