Deli/Bakery Goons Bit Me On March 24! (Story)

Deli/Bakery Goons Bit Me On March 24! is a gag story appearing in *The Rage Knights: Red God* universe created and written by Khaliq Trevor X.

## Synopsis

Midlore West-Stein and Damon Bradley drive to a Fresh Panther location in search for chicken wings, when the latter enters the store, goons from the deli/bakery area of the kingdom pick on him by cursing their wings with dry flavor that’s dry enough to choke customers. When Bradley eats the wing, he chokes while the goons from the bakery laugh harder and eventually invoke the wrath of the strange Diseased known as Chicken-Wing Cursers. Midlore sees that Bradley’s suffering from the dry wings and hands him water. As the two friends try to escape the deli/bakery goons, they discover they’ve been locked into the store by both the customers and staff of the Fresh Panther kingdom. An elderly woman warns the two friends about their possible escape routes but the woman herself is then murdered by the nefarious Sandbridge Haunter. Sandbridge reveals that she had haunted the area since at least 2015 and had caused several suicides and murders relating to dry chicken, poor customer service and bad discounts. Midlore is the first to battle her but is overwhelmed by her downright unfriendly personality. Bradley joins Midlore and fights but is fed more dry chicken. Ragorias threatens to blow up the deli/bakery in order to escape but his plan is interrupted by Deli/Bakery Summoners whom conjure the likes of more Diseased. As Ragorias’ plan is interrupted, Sandbridge picks up both Damon and Ragorias and prepares to toss them in the freezers where they’ll rest eternally with the other customers who’ve threatened their poor customer service over the years. Midlore secretly steals Sandbridge Haunter’s keys and unlocks the doors to the store’s entrance. When Sandbridge notices that her keys are missing she sends the Diseased and goons to search for Midlore and her missing keys but by the time the group discovers Midlore, he launches an assault on them by slinging shopping carts at them and attacking with black magic. Damon and Ragorias speed out the store in a rush before the customers, summoners and Diseased can get a hold of them. Hissing like a literal reptilian, Sandbridge curses the two Rage Knights who vow to never return to the accursed kingdom ever again.

## Appearances

#### Main Characters

* Damon Bradley
* Midlore West-Stein

#### Supporting Characters/Summons

* Ragorias
* Elderly Woman
* Beautiful Middle-Aged Mama Goons
* Deli/Bakery Conjurers

#### Featured Diseased

* Chicken-Wing Curser
* Gossip Kings
* Wraiths

## Trivia/Notes and Disclaimer

***Disclaimer**: To whom this may concern, the characters in their entirety, while they borrow inspiration from events, ideas, themes, and other sources from the original author's life, are incredibly different and fictional entities inside the Rage Knights Red God and under no circumstance are they expressing a real person's actual views, ideologies, names and likeness to cause harm or defame them. Any names bearing similarities to any person(s) are unintentional unless stated otherwise and under special permission. The Rage Knights Red God is a work of fiction and solely for entertainment and educational purposes. Please note, the series does not represent events that have happened, events to come nor does it condone the very human evils the series itself is/was meant to advocate against. © Khaliq Trevor X.*