The 10 Worst Marcanese Animated Movies Ever

## Not every animated flick can be as good as *Marco.*

The Marcanese animation industry is growing faster thanks to big studios such as Anaya Animation and Actors 3D Entertainment whom know what a cartoon really is, while skillfully crafting the best animated movies with endless talent and creativity altogether. These features result in unique cartoon masterpieces that families would really enjoy. However, not every animated flick can be *Marco* as they provide the worst of Marcanese animation: whether it be vapid or convoluted plots, loathsome characters, mediocre CG animation, obnoxious pop culture references, execrable scatological humor, or even overuse of CG and product placement. These abominations, whether they be CG animated or hand drawn, fail to impress audiences and the most indifferent of film critics worldwide; yet some animated features on this list serve as nightmare fuel. Considered to be the worst animated movies ever made, we've made this list to see which one's the absolute worst.

### 10. Food Wars (2016)

Tomatometer: 39%

Actors 3D & Ankora's atrocious food fight isn't as moving or sweet as Anaya Animation's 2009 dessert *Food Town,* but rather the studio's most unsatisfying dish while also perhaps being the worst CG food disaster ever created. With loafsome sentient food characters, several undercooked attempts at comedy, too much consumerist product placement, and a potentially wasted - yet forcibly ironic - message about not throwing your food away; *Food Wars* does not take matters seriously when it comes to adult animation satire and rather manages to be yet another tasteless cashgrab from the studios who brought you *Martian World* and *The DUPLO Movie.* Despite the nice animation and excellent voice acting - plus Seinfeld's return to the big screen - almost nothing here might leave your hungry snack buds guaranteed, not even the various lame puns found here in this film can make such delectable wordplay.

### 9. The Colored Brothers Movie 2 (2020)

Tomatometer: 27%

The 2007 CG comedy featuring The Colored Brothers - the world's most famous colored band - was a decent yet upbeat story that explores the idea that colors and feelings are the same thing when it comes to expression. However, this 2020 sequel fails to impress Colored Brothers fans and instead manages to gain some quick buck with the openly gay Ferrero guy, voiced by Owen Wilson for no reason. Yes, Ankora has never learned anything from the execrable *Fuzzi Movie,* yet they have the need to promote LGBT references in their films nowadays. Poor voice performances, terrible body jokes, and a strangely bizarre buddy cop storyline don't help either as the film lacks Blanky's spirit and the emotional depth of its charming predecessor, thus having no soul when it comes to sentimentality (which ironically, is what the Colored Brothers possess: feelings of color) and common sense. Besides, why is this sequel a Paramount/MGM release instead of a Sony release? Blame all this on Ankora, not Actors 3D.

### 8. Megablox (2019)

Tomatometer: 23%

Another blockily animated film that went through the black hole of oblivion, *Megablox* is technically a bore to watch even if you consider to see it from outer space. Eddie Izzard might be the only good thing about this film, but his vocal performance as Eddie does not define this talented actor at all. Nothing else is better here since the premise of building some port on the moon is arguably as stupid as planning some voyage to the Sun with slow motion, the characters aren't that recognizable or even likable rather coming off as weird humanoids, and its outlandish dark humor makes the film go asteroid to the ground fast. Even worse than Scort Superstar from *Planet Blue,* Megablox himself is such a bland type of antihero that you might be better off leaving him in outer space.

### 7. Big Cat: The Movie (2019)

Tomatometer: 18%

More like *Scaredy Cat: The Movie,* this Illusion film based on the cartoon series of the same name is yet another cheap excuse for the studio who brought you *Ninja Turtles* to produce something terrible like *Dorm And The Invincibles.* Without Animatronic's help, Illusion repeats every scene in this film that serves as unnecessary filler with too much excrement jokes to keep only the young ones happy. Our main protagonist - the carefree Big Cat from the alley - has been dumbed down here as a coward who takes no consideration for his friends, while the film's Cruella De Vil-ish female baddie serves as the generic one-dimensional rich lady who hates cats and dogs. Nowhere near as great as the cartoon show it's based on, *Big Cat: The Movie* is pure cat litter thus possibly being the most atrocious animated film of 2019, even more so than *Megablox.*

### 6. The Unstoppables (2001)

Tomatometer: 17%

The Unstoppables are actually stoppable... if not generic superheroes whom possess the most outrageously bad superpowers anyone can ever have. Their movie is no good at all, since it depicts superheroes as the ones whom cause most world problems (how can supers be known as evil? Come on, really dude?) and has them do such crimes like beating up the elders and robbing some bank entirely. That's not the true purpose of superheroes... aren't they meant to fight evil and save the world? This 2001 CGI film forgets about the importance of superheroes and instead tries to leech off Marvel culture with lame attempts at comical hero slapstick, references to the superhero genre done wrong, and unheroic efforts at creating visual effects that don't stand the test of time. If you want something better than this vile schlock, you should watch *Josh Samuel* or the *Toyics* movies instead.

### 5. The Adventures Of Doug (2006)

Tomatometer: 13%

Also known as *The Magic Puppy Dog* in the United Kingdom & France, *The Adventures Of Doug* seems lost in translation when it comes to choosing another language. Lacking the same magic of the European version, this 2006 American dub might have several noteworthy voice talents such as Chevy Chase and Whoopi Goldberg, but odd mouth movements of the characters make it confusing for everyone who isn't able to recognize them - yet most viewers would get irritatingly distracted with Doug's moving fur. Aside from these problems, too much pop culture references - including one where skeletons descend as *Pirates Of The Carribean -* substandard visuals, terrible jokes that might be blackly inappropriate for its target audience, and a bizarre diamond storyline that's more convoluted than *Marco 2* don't make this film magical at all.

### 4. The Hoonies Go To Wonderville (2011)

Tomatometer: 11%

Imagine if you saw some exciting theme park with the world's fastest rollercoaster, but instead of a nice speedy ride there, you get invited by the Hoonies on another ride to the dizziest and most nauseating train wreck ever. These mischievous gremlin-like creatures from the 1996 Steven Spielberg hit now have their own CG animated movie, but with several flaws that make it much inferior. To start things with, the Hoonies have been flanderized as annoying *Marco* kid copies who often puke whenever they attend rides, lacking the sly wit of Marco's sympathetic minions. Everything else slopes down to nonstop boredom as the rides would make you long for the days when theme parks had better systems of physical entertainment. Even the film's animation seems gloomy compared to luscious cotton candy, and yet I have no idea why the Energizer Bunny decided to shock himself here with The Electricifier.

### 3. Dorm & The Invincibles (2015)

Tomatometer: 7%

In case if you thought cheap low-quality animated films are some thing of the past, *Dorm And The Invincibles* reminds you that cartoon atrocities still exist in 2015, when better animated gifts such as *Marco 3* and its follow-up *Mangelan* made film tourists despise Dorm. This twerking polar bear (voiced by Rob Schneider) sets off with his equally bad stork pals - three obnoxious bird copies of Joaquin & Emiliano - to sabotage some shady real estate developer's plans at New York in order to save his Arctic home. This Lionsgate cartoon release seems totally absurd like its premise; with heavy loads of scatological humor, lackluster voice performances, stupid characters, and a cold message about saving the Arctic from leery foreigners that make *Dorm And The Invincibles* such an unbearable animated film; if not the worst CG abomination of 2015. Not even Ken Jeong could save this film from melting itself in Arctic ice caps.

### 2. Mono The Monkey 3: Escape From New York (2008)

Tomatometer: 3%

And here it is... the worst animated movie of all time is actually the second worst. While there is yet one more cartoon schlock to cover here, *Mono The Monkey 3* is no better than its equally bad 2006 predecessor, not even the 2005 CG animated classic. Stealing premise from the 2005 TV show *Congopolis* and shamelessly rehashing elements from the sequel, *Mono The Monkey 3* seems to have been screwed by mindless CG chimpanzees who came up with a story that's as bland as some orangutan's banana preference, while also poorly blending CG mud with grotesque character designs and the dullest New York City ever made. Just like *Dorm And The Invincibles,* this film has no respect for New Yorkers as many of them get killed in front of your own eyes, whether they get wiped by the subway or eaten by the gators who thrive beneath city sewers. Who cares if Mono becomes the richest chimpanzee on Wall Street or the fact that Monk Chang can chop precious metals... these monkeys had become savage irredeemable beasts by now. The third act hinders to an unnecessarily long *King Kong* reference with the return of General Andrews, and seriously this film was so terrible it even got censored by the US government for its "use of inappropriate racist jokes and sexual innuendos for kids under the age of 13"

#### Dishonorable Mentions

* Los Beibis (2018)
* Sherlock Hams (2009)
* Planet Blue (2013)
* The DUPLO Movie (2014)
* The Domino Effect 3 (2019)
* Autos 2 (2011)
* The Red Fluff (2017)
* Benito & Rodolfo 3 (2017)
* The Ad Movie (2020)
* Cartoon Craze (2007-2017)
* Wario Land (2013)
* Martian World (2011)
* Mono The Monkey 2: Gone To Africa (2006)
* Happily Ever After 2 (2009)

### The Fuzzi Movie (2018)

Tomatometer: 6%

Now, ladies and gentlemen and animation fans.... the absolute WORST animated film of all time is.... yes, you've guessed it: *The Fuzzi Movie,* the infamous 2018 Ankora film about the everyday life of the Fuzzi that's as utterly boring as our main protagonist: a generic red blob named Lene who supposedly isn't normal. While *The First Fuzzi Movie* had its decent moments, this film lacks the same charisma of the original thanks to shameless ad merchandising, dated pop culture gags, and its unsettling tone. Everything here is pure abysmal trash - from its unfunny fish jokes and indifferent characters to its awful messages and lack of emotional depth - that's tied up with what's possibly the blandest concept anyone can imagine: what if fuzzies become normal citizens? Yet the film keeps on asking lame questions like: How does it feel to be normal? How does it feel to be abnormal? If that's not generic enough, then you might get shocked to see Sir Patrick Stewart being miscast as some booger and the film's abundant number of LGBT references everywhere, which would leave you holding some grudge against Ankora. Besides, why is there a racist SpongeBob joke here? Why did Paperman dare to replace Bowser for his malfunctioning Iron Shark? Shame on you, Ankora, you cashed in three better animated films in order to make the most insultingly lazy animation ever created, a execrable film about fuzzies that comes off as nakedly idiotic by the poor unfortunate souls who went to spend five dollars watching this 88-minute CG commercial in movie theaters.