2023 UNOH 200 (Bristol)

The **2023** **UNOH 200** was the 20th race of the PR Truck Series and the third race of the Chase.

There were only two accidents on both laps 16 and 75, both involving lapped cars.

Monika Kinlen wins her way into the final four with M. C. Constanza second and Norbert Brugman third.

## Televisio Biography

Network: ESPN

Announcers: Boy, Girl, Cat, Dog, Cheese, and Mouse

## Transcript

### Pre-race/Standings up to the final four

Cat: Hey folks, welcome back to the T-Mobile Truck Series on ESPN! I’m Cat.

Dog: I’m Dog.

Mouse: Mouse here!

Cheese: I’m cheese!

Girl: I’m Girl!

Boy: And I’m Boy!

Girl: And this is round four of the Truck Series Chase! The UNOH 200 at Bristol Dirt!

Cat: Tonight’s race will determine who’s going into the final four with Mike Bennett and Marco Dias.

Dog: As we speak, four drivers will be out by this round, two notables is M. C. Constanza and Yuma Kaczmarek, who are seventh and eighth, respectively.

Boy: That opportunity will have to wait as Marco Diaz starts in the first position, while Dias, the most hated trucker, starts second.

### Start

Girl: We are green at Bristol!

Boy: Time to get down and dirty!

### Lap 16 accident

Dog: OH TROUBLE IN THE FRONTSTRETCH!

Cat: GIOVANNI DEVIAN SPINS IN FRONT OF THE PACK!

Mouse: COLLECTS EMBER WADE IN THE 59, THIAN ELLINGTON AND FORD BLACK!

Cheese: CAUTION CAUTION CAUTION CAUTION!

Boy: We knew that this was going to happen on dirt tracks like this one.

Girl: I would honestly have my thoughts on this bro.

Cat: Wade, Devian and Ellington will retire while Ford Black would continue on.

### Lap 69 highlights

Boy: Halfway through the race, what are your picks guys? I chose Sondre Solberg because of her mastering of tracks like this one!

Girl: In retrospect of TRICON, the one I would choose or root for is Monika. She is currently 3rd.

Cat: The race leader! Obviously the race leader! Marco Dias!

Dog: I don’t know who to pick. Possibly Antonio Vilana becaus-

Boy, Girl, Cat, Mouse, Cheese: WHAT!!!!

Dog: It’s only because I love the guy. Don’t care if fans hate him.

Boy: Whatever…..

Mouse: And I chose M. C. Constanza!

Cheese: One day….I might pick…..possibly.

### Lap 75 spin

Dog: Girl, your predictions were correct. Monika Kinlen is currently catching up to the race leader Marco, but he is not letting her get by!

Girl: I prove to you, I’m a sci-fi girl and also one who always predicts the correct ideas!

Boy: (Laughs) You got to kraken me up Girl! (hi-fives Girl)

Mouse: As mentioned earlier, after today’s race, we will like to say that the next race would be at Talladega raceway, so you must stay tun-

Cat: WE HAVE PROBLEMS IN TURN 2! SAMUEL DEUCE’S AROUND!

Girl: He was seven laps down at this point. And both incidents as of today involved lapped cars.

Boy: Deuce will continue on, but loses another lap.

### Finish

Boy: After those two cautions, nothing much has happened. Monika is currently leading since lap 180 and no one can catch her.

Dog: I was about to fall asleep before the last lap of the race.

Cheese: And I barely had any commentary on the event.

Mouse: You will have your chance, Cheese.

Girl: Whatever the case, as my predictions prove, Monika Kinlen will win again in 2023, her third win of the year and first on a dirt track! She will have a shot at the final four!

(11 team radio)

Monika: WE DID IT GUYS! WE WON AT BRISTOL!

Hiroshi: Awesome job Monika, now you are a championship four contender!