The Al-Ternate Universes Part 1/The Al-Timate Showdown of Al-Timate Destiny

***The Al-Timate Showdown of Al-Timate Destiny*** is the second part of *The Al-Ternate Universes Part 1*.

## Plot

Alan: So. Your boss. Am I allowed to get any info about them?

Whitetrix Alan: If you come quietly, they'll tell you everything.

Blacktrix Alan: Not that that's nearly as fun.

Bluetrix Alan: Fortunately for you, we've been instructed not to kill you. Fortunately for *us*, that doesn't mean we can't beat the shit out of you and make you wish otherwise.

Alan: If you think the five of you stand any chance of fucking me up more than I already am, you're really not like me at all.

Whitetrix Alan: Wait. Five?

*[The Colortrixes, outside of Greentrix Alan, looked around confused for a moment.]*

Bluetrix Alan: Shit. We lost Al-

Blacktrix Alan: Forget about him. He was gonna fuck us over, anyway. His own agenda would've gotten in the way of what we're doing.

Whitetrix Alan: They wouldn't have gotten him involved if he wasn't important.

Blacktrix Alan: You really just can't let me say a goddamn thing without one of your retorts, huh?

Whitetrix Alan: I literally just agreed with you about Green earlier.

*[The group all turned to Greentrix Alan who was happily staring into a dumpster, watching a rat scurry around it. He pointed at it with a smile while looking back at the others.]*

Greentrix Alan: IGUANA!

Blacktrix Alan: True... *[turns back to Whitetrix Alan]* BUT YOU STILL DID IT IN A WAY THAT MADE YOU SEEM LIKE A POMPOUS, PRETENTIOUS ASSWIPE!

Whitetrix Alan: ALL I DID WAS SAY CONCUR!

Blacktrix Alan: THAT'S EXACTLY MY POINT!

Bluetrix Alan: Can we focus?

Whitetrix Alan: YOU'RE JUST MAKING SOMETHING OUT OF NOTHING!

Blacktrix Alan: WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE ***YOU'RE*** NOTHING!

Whitetrix Alan: THA'TS JUST RUDE!

Blacktrix Alan: YOU KNOW WHAT WHITE IN SPANISH IS?! BLANCO! BECAUSE YOU'RE BLANK!

Whitetrix: W-WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT BLACK IN SPANISH IS?!

Blacktrix Alan: OH THERE YOU GO AGAIN WITH YOUR RACISM, YOU ALBINO BIGOT!

*[Whitetrix Alan took a moment and realized what he had almost said, becoming extremely flustered.]*

Whitetrix Alan: WH- NO! THAT'S NOT-

Blacktrix Alan: OH, SURE, CORRECT YOURSELF ***AFTER*** YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING CALLED OUT FOR YOUR FUCKSHIT!

*[Bluetrix Alan looked all kinds of infuriated at the two. Yellowtrix Alan stared them down, but it was unclear if he was entertained by the situation or if he was just... being himself. Greentrix Alan continued watching the, ahem, "iguana" inside the dumpster. Alan stared dumbfounded at the group.]*

Alan: *[to himself whilst the two argue]* Oh my god, they're idiots...

*[The group continued arguing, or rather, Unus and Annus did, with Bluetrix trying to break it up, a red flash filled the area. The five of them, yes Greentrix included, turned to see Fasttrack zooming out of the area. Greentrix Alan excitedly watched.]*

Greentrix Alan: OOH! I HELP! I HELP! BOUNCY RUN HELP!

*[Greentrix Alan hit his Simplicitrix, his entire body turning into a scaly, muscly mass of pale yellow flesh with cyan markings. A crest formed from his head, along with a bright blue horn from just above his nose. His Simplicitrix appeared on a green sash across his body.]*

Bouncy Run: I HELP! I HELP!

*[Bouncy Run, the alternatively named version of First Law, who in himself is an alternatively named version of Speedbump, bounced up and down before running after Fasttrack, heading for the archway underneath a bridge.]*

Bluetrix Alan: ....Wait. When did that bridge show up there?

Blacktrix Alan: Were you seriously paying ***that*** much fucking attention?

Bluetrix Alan: Between your unnecessary arguing, yes.

Blacktrix Alan: Yet you couldn't fucking stop him from transforming?

Bluetrix Alan: ...Shut up.

*[As it turns out, Bluetrix was rightfully suspicious of the bridge's sudden appearance. Bouncy Run headed right for the archway, only to suddenly get stuck. Despite this, his legs kept moving as if he was still running at top speed.]*

Bouncy Run: I HELP! I HELP!

*[The "archway" disappeared, revealing that the entire time, it was just the wall of a building there.]*

Whitetrix Alan: An illusion?!

Blacktrix Alan: Oh, fucking THANK you for pointing out what we've all already realized! ...Except Green. He's never gonna realize it.

*[The group heard snickering from above. Looking up, they saw Red Harrowing glaring down at them with a smirk, which disappeared as soon as he noticed them looking at him.]*

Red Harrowing: Shit.

*[Blacktrix Alan scowled before grabbing hold of Whitetrix's Simplicitrix arm.]*

Whitetrix Alan: Wait, what are you-

*[Blacktrix Alan hit Whitetrix Alan's Simplicitrix, transforming him into a purple and indigo version of String Pea, then proceeded to turn himself into a pale teal version of Extermigator with inverted eyes.]*

Blacktrix Extermigator: FORE!

*[Blacktrix Extermigator changed his tail into a golf club, whacking Whitetrix String Pea into the air. Screaming, Whitetrix String Pea almost hit Red Harrowing in his trajectory, but just barely missed as the latter dodged. Turning back, Red Harrowing was severely caught off guard as Blacktrix Extermigator jumped up to him. His mouth opened wide as he went to devour Red Harrowing. However, it wasn't the bared teeth or wide, dark abyss of his throat that horrified Red Harrowing. Rather, a flashback to the night the Simplicitrix was destroyed by Salem flashed in his head, as he saw Blacktrix Extermigator's eyes: black with red pupils. Almost exactly like Salem's.]*

Red Harrowing: No... NO!

*[There was a bright red flash followed by a blinding white one. Blacktrix Extermigator was covered in a grey, rocky layer over his whole body, only for him to fall to the ground before it shattered off of him as he shook his head.]*

Blacktrix Extermigator: What the fuck was that about?!

*[The light was revealed to have come from Eye Guy, whose eyes were silver just before he blinked, causing them to return to their regular red color. Blacktrix Extermigator groaned before turning his tail into a lasso, slinging it over Bouncy Run and yanking him out of the wall, only for him to fall into the dumpster where the "iguana" was. Eyeronically, Eye Guy was cut off by Yellowtrix Alan having jumped up to him, using the form of a blue, feline alien in green robes: Yellowtrix Felinja.]*

Eye Guy: Mind if we talk about this?

Felinja:

Eye Guy: ...Right. You're not the talker. Got it.

*[Back on the ground, Blacktrix Extermigator pulled Bouncy Run out of the dumpster, but stopped and stared in confusion.]*

Blacktrix Extermigator: What in the fuck are you doing?

*[Bouncy Run was nonchalantly chewing on a disregarded poster for a blocky cave game whilst smiling.]*

Bouncy Run: Mmmm, chicken wings.

Blacktrix Extermigator: *[rips the poster away from him]* That's fucking disgusting.

Bouncy Run: HEY! ...You took my lollipop.

Blacktrix Extermigator: *[turns hand into hammer and hits Bouncy Run on the head]* CAN YOU AT LEAST FUCKING BE CONSISTENT WITH YOUR STUPIDITY?!

Bouncy Run: Actually, Black, human mental performance is highly dependent upon mood, energy, and presence of memories, so no one is truly consistent.

Blacktrix Extermigator:

Bouncy Run: Something the matter?

*[Blacktrix Extermigator proceeded to thwack the hammer over Bouncy Run's head again.]*

Bouncy Run: I like toucans.

Blacktrix Extermigator: That's better. Never do that again.

*[The scene cut back to Yellowtrix Felinja, who was attempting to hit Czechmate. The latter was able to dodge every hit, but each became more difficult to dodge than the last due to Yellowtrix's unpredictable and awkward movements. It didn't help that he had to also dodge the small explosions caused by the drone boomerangs thrown at him by Whitetrix Kaboomerang, who was covered in bright cyan fur.]*

Blacktrix Extermigator: Oh, fuck no. I'm not letting Mr. White Christmas have all the fun.

*[Blacktrix Extermigator struck his Simplicitrix, which was inverted from that of Alan's, being a black hourglass with red sides, and became Blacktrix Graphic Violets, who had a green and black exoskeleton, along with purple limbs and pink wings. His large eyes were pitch black, with grey segments.]*

Bouncy Run: OOH! I GO GOOEY! I GO GOOEY!

*[Bouncy Run hit his green colored Simplicitrix, becoming a green-teal version of Goop with a yellow projector. The two of them flew up to the top of the roof to join the fight. Bluetrix, on the other hand, backed away from the fight, activating his blue-colored device. His skin turned a teal-grey color, with bright pink patterns all over his body. His eyes split into three, which were colored blue in the center, red to the left, and white to the right, as he finished becoming Bluetrix ChamAlien, and then disappeared. Back on the rooftop, Czechmate managed to grab hold of one of Whitetrix Kaboomerang's drone boomerangs, spinning around before slinging it at Gooey's projector, disorienting him into a puddle on the roof. Blacktrix Graphic Violets approached.]*

Blacktrix Graphic Violets: That one doesn't seem like much of a fighter. *[creates multiple copies of himself out of the sunlight, each of which surround Czechmate]* Too bad for you.

*[The Blacktrix Graphic Violets clones spun around Czechmate, trying to confuse him before going in for the attack. Unfortunately, Czechmate's powers let him predict which clone would actually harm him the most, along with predicting where the clones would stop moving, and he was able to knock down Blacktrix Graphic Violets, which removed the clones from existence.]*

Czechmate: Checkmate, bitch. But if it's a fighter you want...

*[Czechmate jumped up, doing a back flip while turning around, jumping from one explosive boomerang to another as he approached Whitetrix Kaboomerang, hitting the Simplicitrix on his right shoulder just before coming in contact with him, which caused its own explosion upon impact. The explosion knocked Yellowtrix Felinja onto Blacktrix Graphic Violets, and Gooey remained in a puddle form, cowering from the fight. Whitetrix Kaboomerang flew back from the hit, transforming mid-air to catch himself on the rooftop by becoming the brightly red colored Whitetrix Armodrillo.]*

Whitetrix Armodrillo: What was that abou-

*[Whitetrix Armodrillo stopped talking when the smoke cleared, revealing Jack Assassin in the place of Czechmate. Jack Assassin huffed, smoke coming from his nostrils before he scraped his hooves against the tough roof, only to rush Whitetrix Armodrillo. The latter attempted to ready an attack, but Jack Assassin was too quick. He raised one of his fore-hooves in the air, and reddish-orange energy swirled around it, right before he landed the blow to Whitetrix Armodrillo's chest, cracking his armor right before the latter was thrown off the building by the sheer force of the attack.]*

Jack Assassin: Pain *is* the ass.

*[Jack Assassin turned to the other three, seeing Blacktrix and Yellowtrix getting up, but noticed Gooey still cowering in fear. Smirking, Jack Assassin transformed into Upgrade, reaching his arm out to Gooey's projector, merging himself with the small device, and controlling it, lifting up into the air, with Gooey's actual body following.]*

Gooey: NO, NO, NO! NOT SKY WAY! NOT SKY WAY! GREEN NO LIKEY SKY!

Upgrade: Green's gonna learn how to shut the fuck up.

*[Upgrade lifted Gooey up into the air, spinning the projector around at high speeds, which sent Gooey into a horrific screaming fit as he was spun around. Upgrade left the projector, and instead merged with Gooey's Simplicitrix. The action sent Gooey transforming into several other transformations, Tiny Tinny, Buildy, Boomy, Zippy Zippy Zap Zap, and Window. Upgrade shot up out of the green Simplicitrix back to the roof, hearing the shattering sound of Window hitting the ground.]*

Upgrade: ...He'll be fine.

*[Upgrade turned to the remaining two versions, seeing Yellowtrix having turned into a green version of Spitter, who bore his Simplicitrix on his forehead rather than his pants, and Blacktrix's current transformation being Bow-n-Marrow, who was a bright cyan skeleton, with a bright red cloak, and scarring, black, glowing eyes. Yellowtrix Spitter puffed up before firing off a concentrated stream of yellow-green spit at Upgrade, which instantaneously froze upon contact, including freezing Yellowtrix Spitter himself, leaving Blacktrix Bow-n-Marrow confused.]*

Blacktrix Bow-n-Marrow: What the shit?!

*[Looking on, Sub-0 came out from the other end of the frozen stream, a single touch from his hand having done all the work.]*

Sub-0: Chilled to the bone, don't you think?

Blacktrix Bow-n-Marrow: That's it, I'm kicking your ass.

Sub-0: You've been trying to do that. You've not been doing well.

*[Blacktrix Bow-n-Marrow groaned, drawing his two bows and immediately firing off summoned arrows, all of which were either dodged or frozen by Sub-0, before he transformed into Echo-Echo, duplicating and emitting sonic screams at Blacktrix Bow-n-Marrow, which destabilized his bodily structure was he was knocked away and off the roof. The Echo-Echo clones returned to one before becoming human again.]*

Alan: Alright. Now where is the-

*[A lavender vine wrapped around him, trapping him. The grip tightened, and the vine's origin was shown to come from Bluetrix Alan, who had become his own version of Swampfire, whose body matched the lavender coloration of the vine, while his flame-inspired petals were colored red and yellow.]*

Bluetrix Swampfire: I'm not even remotely surprised I was the one to do this properly. You're pretty good at this.

Alan: I've had almost three years worth of experience, what else would you expect?

Bluetrix Swampfire: Hmph. It's no wonder our boss wants you.

Alan: Fucking. What *for*?

Bluetrix Swampfire: That's not for me to say. But if you don't cooperate, it might only be that device that makes it.

Alan: Why the hell would they only want the device? Surely they can't be *that* generic.

Bluetrix Swampfire: Like I said. It's not for me to sa- ...What are you doing?

*[Alan smirked with a wink, before his body took on Goop's physiology, morphing his way out of the trap vines and away from the surprised Bluetrix Swampfire.]*

Bluetrix Swampfire: Wh- WHAT WAS THAT?!

Alan: Call it a superhero gimmick.

*[Alan clenched the Stabilized Simplicitrix, making it appear like he was just taking a battle stance. Bluetrix Swampfire threw two fireballs at Alan, both of which hit him, but turned into rainbow colored energy across his body, which he then redirected right at Bluetrix Swampfire's head, destroying it just before it regenerated, leaving the Methanosian annoyed.]*

Bluetrix Swampfire: You really don't get this whole "cooperating" thing.

*[Bluetrix Swampfire took on the form of his own Cannonbolt counterpart, whose underbelly was green and black, and his shell purple. He turned into his sphere form, rolling right towards Alan, who shifted powers, which caused both of them to plummet through the building. The smoke cleared in the bottom floor, and Bluetrix Cannonbolt assumed his humanoid form, looking around in confusion, unable to find Alan. Sighing, he took on his sphere form again, rolling out of the building to try to find him. This was a bit too soon, as Alan peaked out from behind a crate, having turned into Bouncing Baby to keep a low profile due to his small size, then bounded out of the building in the opposite direction.]*

*[The scene cut to Alan's house, where retching could be heard from behind the bathroom door. When done, the flushing of the toilet was heard, followed by running faucet water and gross spitting. Upon the faucet cutting off, the door opened, revealing a miserable looking Chloe, who was surprised by the sight of Alexis on the other side, looking concerned.]*

Alexis: Are... Are you alright?

Chloe: I... *[holds head]* I think I'm coming down with something. I should be fine.

Alexis: You better hope it doesn't impact your appetite. You know Alan likes to make the goulash really spicy.

Chloe: *[forces a smile]* Yeah. *[smile fades as she holds her stomach]* I-I'm gonna sit down for a bit.

*[Chloe brushed past Alexis, prompting a quick sniff from the latter. As Chloe headed for the living room, Alexis' concern only increased as she sighed.]*

Alexis: Damnit.

*[Alexis followed Chloe, and the scene panned up to the next story of the house, briefly showing a pair of brown boots, worn by an unknown individual.]*

*[Bouncing Baby made his way down another alleyway, turning around and seeing he had not been followed. Sighing with relief, he transformed back, and went to turn around only to bump into someone, then screaming as he jumped back.]*

Alan: FUCKING CHRIST, NOT AGAIN.

*[The person he bumped into appeared similar to him... to some extent, though he lacked any facial hair, and his regular head hair was neck length and white. His eyes were a vibrant blue, and he wore a cyan jacket overtop a white t-shirt. He had light grey pants, and matching gloves, and white shoes with black details.]*

Alan: ...So which one are you supposed to be?

*[The person smirked as he looked over Alan's appearance.]*

Drahcir: Interesting how you all end up looking the same.

Alan: I feel like that's a bit of a generalization.

*[Drahcir didn't give a proper response, instead activating the cyan Simplicitrix on his left wrist. Pressing its core, he became a big, blue, ogre-like creature with a black helmet on his head that had a white gate and cyan lock in the front. Alan looked on confused.]*

Alan (1799.A): What the fuck is that thing?

*[Gas expelled from the bolts on the creature's helmet. Demonic screams were heard as the gate slowly opened. Alan's eyes widened and he doubled over, vomiting onto the ground.]*

Alan (1799.A): What in the FUCK?! WHAT IN THE ACTUAL ASS KIND OF TRANSFORMATION IS THAT?! FUCK!

*[The monster approached but was hit by a red orange energy, sending it onto its back, letting out a low groan. Heavy footsteps approached Alan, metal clanging each time they hit the ground. Hesitantly, Alan looked up, and saw an alternate version of NRG, which was a bit slimmer than his own form, and had a blue-tinted suit, as well as reddish orange radiation glowing from the several holes on its containment suit.]*

Alan: ...Please tell me I've finally run into one of the good ones.

NRG: Yeah.

*[The NRG's Simplicitrix glowed a bright red before he became human, having a reverse color scheme to that of Drahcir, as well as having brown hair and eyes. His Simplicitrix was worn on his right wrist.]*

Richard (1799.R): Name's Richard.

Alan: That is the opposite of comforting, not gonna lie. That's my brother's name. And well... *[looks at Drahcir]* He's kinda like him.

Richard (1799.R): That's unfortunate. Alan, right?

*[Alan nodded and the two were interrupted by a bright cyan flash. They turned to see that the creature had turned into a yellow and red version of Humungousaur with far less armor, only having spine plates and a mace tail. He slowly rose to his feet, and Richard and Alan backed away to be out of his line of sight before he turned around.]*

Alan: Vaxasaurians on your world are a lot different from the ones on mine. Are they still weak to electricity?

Richard (1799.R): Yep. Shocksquatch?

Alan: Shocksquatch.

*[The both of them dialed in Shocksquatch but got wildly different aliens. While Alan's was bulky, with brown, grey, yellow, and tan fur, Richard's was disproportionate, and covered in purple and black fur, with lightning bolts colored a paler purple, and a dark purple lightning bolt-shaped crest on his head. The two looked at each other confused.]*

Shocksquatch (1799.R): We *did* dial in the same alien right?

Shocksquatch (1799.A): I... don't know.

*[Shocksquatch-R jumped across the alleyway, catching the attention of Ruasuognumuh, who approached. Once he got between the two alleyways, the two Shocksquatches charged up their electricity and blasted the Vaxasaurian, causing it to faint with smoke coming off of him before he changed back into Drahcir. Shocksquatch-A then hit his Simplicitrix and changed into Pesky Dust.]*

Shocksquatch (1799.R): Why the fairy?

Pesky Dust (1799.A): He gave me nightmares with that helmet alien, now *I'm* gonna give *him* nightmares!

*[Pesky Dust put out his hand and shot out red dream dust that Drahcir breathed in while knocked out, then he became human again, and Shocksquatch followed suit.]*

Richard (1799.R): We need to keep a low profile, so walking is probably our best bet. Is your house less than a two hour walk from here?

Alan: ...Why do you ask?

*[A few moments later, Alan walked out of the alleyway and looked around, making sure he wasn't being followed or trailed by another alternate nearby.]*

Alan: You uh... You can come out now.

*[From the alleyway jumped a rabbit. Its ears twitched and Alan looked back, extremely confused.]*

Alan: ...I don't even wanna know, man.

*[Alan continued walking and the rabbit followed behind. Richard's voice came from the rabbit, but not from the mouth. Instead, it came from its mind.]*

<It's not so bad once you get used to it.>

Alan: I don't know that I *want* to get used to it.

<Y'know, I've never really gone a rabbit alien before. I wonder why that is.>

Alan: Because Simplici*trix* are for kids.

<I could've left you back there to die, you know.>

Alan: Butcha didn't!

*[Richard sighed then looked up at the Stabilized Simplicitrix.]*

<Maybe flying wouldn't have been such an alternative. You're like a walking target with that thing.>

Alan: Y'know, you're right. I can at least get rid of that temporarily.

*[Alan hit the core of his Simplicitrix and became Intimachi, resulting in a confused ear twitch from Richard.]*

<Do I wanna know?>

Intimachi: Probably not.

Alexis: This is weird.

*[The scene had cut back to Alan's house, with Alexis looking at the ticking clock.]*

Alexis: You'd think he'd be back by now.

Devin: He *is* making a pretty big dinner, he might have just needed to get some more stuff for it.

Mason: Or he got into trouble.

Chloe: Isn't he supposed to call us if he gets into trouble?

Mason: Supposed to doesn't necessarily mean he can.

Alexis: I'm sure he'll be fi-

*[Alexis stopped talking as she listened closely. With the others confused, she motioned for them to remain quiet. Light creaking could be heard from the upstairs floor, sounding like someone walking. Alexis slowly backed out of the living room, trying to keep her own steps quiet as she peered up the staircase in the hallway. The slow creaking stopped and an erie silence came over the house... BAM! The loud noise startled the group, as something jumped down the first step. The jump happened again, along with the sounds of a few steps upon the same stair before lowering, then going back up, and lowering again. Jump again. The annoying squeak a shoe sometimes make when sliding on the floor. Jump, jump, jump. Alexis finally got a good look at the source, sighing.]*

Alexis: Oh. It's just Al-

*[Alexis paused again, looking up at the Alan. He wore an entirely purple suit, with an orange button up shirt beneath it, along with a green tie. His hair was much more vibrant green than that of the typical Alan, and he had no facial hair. Rather, his face was entirely painted white, along with red around his lips in the form of a smile.What truly caught Alexis' attention, however, was the lack of a Stabilized Simplicitrix on his right wrist.]*

Alexis: Wh-What?

*[The Jokerified Alan, dubbed Society Alan, caught sight of her, eriely smiling at her beneath his makeup smile. He jumped off the staircase at her, and after a quick yellow-green flash, Alexis found herself flung into the living room, almost hitting the fireplace before she caught herself. Mason and Devin took up arms in fighting stances, while Chloe snuck out through the side door of the room. Society Alan's version of the alien Daredevil came running at them, having white fur on his head with red around his lips, purple fur from the neck down, and orange bands on his wrists and ankles, and one beneath the yellow-green Simplicitrix on his right shoulder. Mason shot out webbing at Society Daredevil, but the latter managed to throw a punch that was not caught in the web, but instead, reflected it back at Mason, sticking him to the wall. Devin charged up his orange electricity and blasted it towards the alien, but Society Daredevil curled into the cannonball position. The condensed form of his fur kept the electricity from harming him, and he then stood upright.]*

Devin: What the hell *is* this alien?!

Society Alan: You can call me the Daredevil.

*[Society Daredevil attempted to jump at the two, but something caught him from behind. He was held in a chokehold by Chloe, who had gotten her blue Deadpool outfit to protect herself. Society Daredevil groaned as he struggled, but managed to flip Chloe over, and then used her to leap back, before being consumed in yellow-green energy again. The group turned back to see he had turned into his own version of Jury Rigg, still wearing the smiling clown makeup, and bore a purple and orange outfit, along with green goggles. Reaching the kitchen, Society Jury Rigg dismantled the microwave and coffee machine, turning them into a small mech that he climbed into to return to the fight.]*

*[Outside of the house, four figures arrived, each being a different version of Alan. Scavenger Alan, with his teal, black, and grey colored outfit, designed in a cyberpunk, postapocalyptic style, and swirling blue tattoos on his arms. Emo Alan, who bore a brown, tan, and black outfit, which was your typical emo-goth style. Zombified Alan wore a torn and tattered, greyscale outfit, along with a matte black mask over his mouth. Weaponized Alan wore a tactical vest over his otherwise bare top, and thick jeans; four red spikes protruded from his head, and Rath's claws came out of his wrists; his mouth covered by metal.]*

*[Back at the alleyway, the multicolored versions of Alan collected themselves, obviously angered by the situation. Though, it was unclear how Yellowtrix Alan felt, and Greentrix Alan might have not even known they lost Alan at all.]*

Blacktrix Alan: THIS IS YOUR FUCKING FAULT, YOU FUCKING ICE CREAM SANDWICH!

Whitetrix Alan: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO LAUNCHED ME AT HIM!

Blacktrix Alan: TO CATCH HIM OFF GUARD SO YOU COULD FIGHT HIM!

Whitetrix Alan: YOU CAUGHT ***ME*** OFF GUARD!

Bluetrix Alan: ENOUGH!

*[The group turned to their self-appointed leader, who pinched the bridge of his nose.]*

Bluetrix Alan: We need to find him again. Black. Secret weapon time.

*[Blacktrix Alan's usual scowl was replaced by an unnerving smile as he laughed.]*

Blacktrix Alan: Oh, ho ho ho. You don't need to tell me twice.

Bluetrix Alan: Just do it.

*[Blacktrix Alan hit down on the core of his Simplicitrix. Bright red fur grew over his entire body. His legs changed in shape, gaining an additional joint, and his feet turned into hooves, while his fingers appeared similar. Two horns grew out of the sides of his head, and his face extended outwards. His eyes turned red, with black hourglass shapes in the center.]*

Whitetrix Alan: I guess you *did* need to be told twice.

*[Blacktrix Scapegoat's mouth unhinged as he went to attack Whitetrix Alan, but his actions were stopped as he was instantly calmed.]*

Blacktrix Alan: For fuck's sake.

*[Blacktrix Alan turned annoyed to the lavender-furred, green-faced Bluetrix Calmybara.]*

Bluetrix Calmybara: Find Alan. Now.

*[Groaning, Blacktrix Scapegoat's calm disappeared as he instantly went on the trail of Alan, followed by Bluetrix Alan and Whitetrix Alan. Yellowtrix Alan however turned into his own version of Goop, and dragged Greentrix Alan along.]*

*[Intimachi and rabbit-Richard came over the hill, Intimachi looking behind him to be sure they weren't being followed. Rabbit-Richard morphed back to human, with a concerned look on his face.]*

Richard (Earth-1799.R): Er, is that your house down there?

IntimachI: Yeah, why?

Ricahrd (Earth-1799.R): ...It seems to be under seige.

*[Intimachi turned to face the house, seeing the other evil counterparts fighting with his friends, which had been taken outside. Emo Alan was flying as a pale red version of Jetray, with a pale yellow crest and wings. Fittingly enough, Zombified Alan had taken on the form of Grave Danger. Society Jury Rigg had become Ghoulseye, who was colored purple and orange, with his face white and red. Scavenger Alan had assumed the form of Rapid-Fire, his blue-flamed, purple-rocked version of Heatblast.]*

Intimachi: What the shit?

*[Weaponized Alan took on the form of no alien. Instead, his eyes lit up a bright green as he shot a radioactive NRG beam right at Chloe, knocking her away a few feet. Intimachi watched on, and anger filled his eyes as they changed from brown to red. Richard-R looked on with worry as Intimachi groaned in... it was either pain or pleasure, he couldn't tell which. His canines sharpened, followed his by entire body grew in size, getting up to about eight feet tall, with his muscles tearing rips in his clothing. He let out a horrific, demonic roar which caught the attention of both friends and foe down at the house.]*