Cowboy Crazy Choices

This page contains the choices in *Cowboy Crazy* and their outcomes.

*This game revolves around the choices you make. They can improve or decrease relationships with the characters. This walkthrough is made to assist others in helping them make the right choice for their game. Good luck and happy playing!*

**Choices that have no outcome on the side have not been explored yet, please help this page by contributing those answers!**

## ***Setup Choice***

**Choice 1**

Choose your look.

* Choice 1/4
* Choice 2/4
* Choice 3/4
* Choice 4/4

**Choice 2**

Choose your hair.

* Choice 1/4
* Choice 2/4
* Choice 3/4
* Choice 4/4

**Choice 3**

My look is...

* Great– let's go!
* Not quite– let's change it. (Go back to Choice 1)

**Choice 4**

Choose your outfit.

* Choice 1/4
* Choice 2/4
* Choice 3/4
* Choice 4/4

**Choice 5**

*This is a fill-in-the-blank choice.*

* Select your name.

*Default is "Faith".*

## ***Chapter One: Choices***

**Choice 1**

Choose his look.

* Choice 1/4
* Choice 2/4
* Choice 3/4
* Choice 4/4

**Choice 2**

Choose his hair.

* Choice 1/4
* Choice 2/4
* Choice 3/4
* Choice 4/4

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## ***Chapter Two: Peeling Back the Layers Choices***

**Choice 1**

Oh. I...

* Missed you guys.
* Am just passing through.
* Ran out of money.

**Choice 2**

I should...

* Go along with Slate's ruse to get the town off your back. ( 17)  +10
* Refuse to play along.

**Choice 3**

What? Oh no, it's just I...

* Am more of a cat person.
* **Was caught off guard.** +1
* I'm allergic. But only slightly.

**Choice 4**

I...

* Panicked.
* Thought I'd get more information that way.
* Had no other options.

**Choice 5**

Oh. Well, there are other ways to get in contact with someone. Have you tried...

* Checking her social media?
* Hiring a private detective?
* Looking her up in a phone book?

**Choice 6**

That's...

* A good plan.
* Not good enough.
* Not exactly what I was hoping to hear.

**Choice 7**

It's...

* Beautiful.
* A bit murky.
* Bigger than I expected.

**Choice 8**

Uh... I'm...

* Not scared at all.
* A little afraid of the dark.
* Certain I saw something moving out there.

**Choice 9**

It's okay. I...

* Think it's healthy to discuss your feelings.
* Am glad that you feel comfortable with me.
* Feel awful that you had to go through that.

**Choice 10**

I should...

* Jump in and save Buster. ( 17)  +10
* Do nothing and let Slate figure it out.

**Choice 11**

I...

* Don't have an accent!
* Think you're one to talk.
* Have been told it's charming.

**Choice 12**

Oh...

* Just a tiny bit.
* I'm freezing, actually.
* I'm from Chicago. I'm not cold.

**Choice 13**

I should...

* Accept Slate's jacket. ( 17)  +10
* Reject his offer and suffer in silence.

**Choice 14**

Good question. I was going to...

* Find some dingy motel to crash in.
* Try out Bramble's hottest eateries.
* Search for a souvenir.

**Choice 15**

I may never see this guy again. I should...

* Hug him goodbye.
* Fist bump him.
* Wave from afar.

**Choice 16**

I don't know. Maybe...

* It got stolen?
* Someone took it on a joyride?
* We're at the wrong bar?

**Choice 17**

I feel like I'm going to...

* Break down and cry.
* Get in Kenny's face.
* Freeze.

## ***Chapter Three: Sizzlin' Choices***

**Choice 1**

It's...

* Way out of my price range.
* Remarkable.
* A little ritzy, isn't it?

**Choice 2**

Of fishing? I...

* Think it's kind of boring.
* Never had the chance to try it.
* Can't get enough of it.

**Choice 3**

Oh, it's...

* Romantic.
* Cluttered.
* Cozy.

**Choice 4**

You're...

* Smart.
* Confident.
* Stubborn.

**Choice 5**

I could try...

* Brushing my hair with Slate's comb.
* Applying some of Slate's deodorant.
* Gurgling with Slate's mouthwash.

**Choice 6**

Oh...

* In Texas? Ironic.
* Do you need help fixing it?
* Are we in any trouble?

**Choice 7**

I should...

* Cuddle up with Slate. ( 17)  +10
* Take the couch. He can have the bed. ( 12)  +10
* Banish him to the couch.

**Choice 8**

He just wants some attention. I should...

* Give him a few pats.
* Push him off me.
* Let him cuddle with me.

**Choice 9**

Actually, I...

* Am vegan.
* Prefer scrambled eggs.
* Love it.

**Choice 10**

I should really...

* Graciously accept the dish. ( 17)  +10
* Refuse to eat.

**Choice 11**

My night? Oh, it was, uh...

* Uneventful.
* Chock full of laughs.
* Freezing.

**Choice 12**

Sheriff Winslow is in here somewhere. I should...

* Coax him out with some football talk.
* Bribe the chefs to give Winslow's location.
* Scour the entire kitchen.

**Choice 13**

You...

* Can't do that.
* Are crazy.
* Won't get away with this.

**Choice 14**

I...

* Am confused.
* Only like Slate as a friend.
* Don't think that's any of your business.

**Choice 15**

I guess I will...

* Storm out angrily.
* Prove I'm not Hope.
* Cry in distress.

**Choice 16**

I...

* Think I've seen all I need to see in Bramble.
* Should probably keep looking for my car.
* Need that. Please distract me from this mess.

## ***Chapter Four: City Girl, Country Livin' Choices***

**Choice 1**

I...

* Am not a huge fan of guns.
* Would rather do something more low-key.
* Have no idea how to use this thing.

**Choice 2**

I'm not the greatest marksmen, but I also don't want to look like a newbie. I should pick...

* Something small.
* Something big.
* Something medium.

**Choice 3**

I should...

* Struggle to hold the gun upright.
* Ask for a gun rest to help support the weight.
* Hold it high and proud.

**Choice 4**

Here's my chance. I will...

* Aim down the sights and nail the target. ( 17)  +10
* Indiscriminately pull the trigger.

**Choice 5**

No, I always thought they were...

* Overwhelming.
* Low-brow.
* Too cool for me.

**Choice 6**

Uhh, are you...

* My mother?
* A bodega owner?
* Humphrey Bogart?

**Choice 7**

He sure is playful. I should...

* Join in on the fun. ( 17)  +10
* Shut him down.
* **Choice 8**

You...

* Keep a photo of your "friend" in your wallet?
* Look awfully close there.
* Went to prom with Hope?

**Choice 9**

How about...

* Something light.
* Something juicy.
* Something local.

**Choice 10**

Actually, I...

* Don't feel up to it.
* Feel nauseous.
* Would rather eat it back at your place.

**Choice 11**

There are so many options. I will go with...

* A dry white wine.
* A rich red wine.
* Water.

**Choice 12**

Slate...

* Am I Hope to you?
* These coincidences don't add up.
* Am I intruding on you and Hope's friendship?

**Choice 13**

That was...

* Just like I imagined it.
* A little slobbery.
* Tame.

**Choice 14**

I should...

* Let Slate go in for a more impassioned kiss. ( 17)  +10
* Turn away.

## ***Chapter Five: Lady Luck Choices***

**Choice 1**

Mom...

* I'm trying my hardest.
* You should have told me sooner.
* What's the point?

**Choice 2**

I want...

* To be wrapped in his arms. ( 17)  +10
* To scream into a pillow. ( 12)  +10
* To not be touched.

 **17 Diamond Choice 1**

Now? But...

* It's still dark outside.
* Can't we cuddle some more?
* I'm tired.

**Choice 3**

I should...

* Sit down next to him and dangle my feet over the edge.
* Stand at the edge a few inches away.
* Back away to the car and hold onto it for support.

**Choice 4**

No. I love Chicago, but it's...

* Overpopulated.
* Polluted.
* Hectic.

**Choice 5**

Well, because... because...

* My job is there.
* That's all I know.
* I'm used to city life.

**Choice 6**

What if I...

* Just die?
* Get cold?
* Land on you?

**Choice 7**

Only one way to find out. I should...

* Take the leap and join Slate in the water. ( 17)  +10
* Chicken out.

**Choice 8**

How about...

* Dirty Little Secret?
* Confessions?
* White Liar?

**Choice 9**

Oh. Anyone in the group the initials... with

* KM?
* RH?
* TT?

**Choice 10**

...

* Yes. ( 17)  +10
* I want to. ( 12)  +10
* I don't know.

**Choice 11**

I apologize, my friend and I were...

* Distracted by the wildlife.
* In a spat.
* Having car trouble.

**Choice 12**

Slate...

* Chill out, bud.
* You're the adult here.
* I'm hearing some mutual hostility.

**Choice 13**

Really? Because he seemed...

* Well-adjusted.
* Kind.
* Like the perfect quarterback.

**Choice 14**

Me? Oh, I'm...

* A bit hurt.
* Fine.
* Just surprised.

**Choice 15**

That's...

* Fine by me.
* Some stiff competition.
* Unfortunate.

**Choice 16**

Slate...

* Kiss me. ( 17)  +10
* You're a pretty cool dude.

 **17 Diamond Choice 1**

My...

* Neck.
* Hands.
* My lips.

 **17 Diamond Choice 2**

He's getting adventurous. I ought to...

* Dive in for a deeper kiss. ( 17)  +10
* Let the opportunity pass.

## ***Chapter Six: Take a Chance Choices***

**Choice 1**

Yeah. I guess I...

* Did have it once.
* Need to have a connection to my sexual partners.
* Am too self-conscious.

**Choice 2**

I want you to...

* Suck my breasts.
* Massage my nipples.
* Kiss my chest all over.
* **Choice 3**

I should...

* Let Slate give me oral. ( 17)  +10
* Say I'd rather not.

**Choice 4**

Just that...

* I'm looking forward to a good time.
* I've never seen anything so big.
* I wasn't expecting that.

**Choice 5**

You...

* Do clean down there, right?
* Have any preferences?
* Have anything off-limits?

**Choice 6**

I guess I will...

* Blow Slate. ( 17)  +10
* Give Slate a hand job. ( 12)  +10
* Worry about time.

**Choice 7**

You know, I...

* Hate them.
* Didn't realize some men enjoyed cuddling.
* Can't get enough.

**Choice 8**

I...

* Don't usually move this fast.
* Know nothing about football.
* Hardly know you.

**Choice 9**

It's not a very big place, but I do have a few choices. I could...

* Throw the blanket over me.
* Slip under the bed.
* Hide in the closet.

**Choice 10**

How...

* Do you know my name?
* Am I your "baby"?
* Do I know you?

**Choice 11**

You...

* Didn't want me?
* Just left me behind?
* Never reached out?

**Choice 12**

I...

* Need to be alone.
* Need to get the hell out of here.
* Don't want to talk about it.

**Choice 13**

You want to come along? Well...

* You better get in now. ( 17)  +10
* Too bad.

**Choice 14**

Wedding arrangements?! You...

* People are unhinged.
* Need my permission.
* Don't even know if that's what I want.

**Choice 15**

I...

* Need everybody's attention!
* Will personally fight you, Winslow!
* Want you to listen very carefully, Winslow.

**Choice 16**

These people are impossible. I feel like I'm going to...

* Smash Winslow's plate. I mean business. ( 17)  +10
* Give up. Winslow has me beat.

**Choice 17**

I say...

* You need to cut me some slack.
* I'm sorry I'm being erratic.
* Desperate times call for desperate measures.

## ***Chapter Seven: Rough Riding Choices***

**Choice 1**

Why...

* Not?
* Don't you come with me?
* Is life so hard?

**Choice 2**

Oh, it's just that this...

* Doesn't seem like your style.
* Looks like a straight-up castle.
* Feels a bit posh Bramble.

**Choice 3**

I guess not. I can't imagine...

* Having so many siblings.
* Growing up like that.
* Living in shacks.

**Choice 4**

Oh God, this is...

* Your idea of blowing off steam?
* Going to give me a concussion.
* Not up my alley.

**Choice 5**

I,,,

* Might need some tips.
* Have never done this before.
* Wouldn't even know where to start.

**Choice 6**

I should...

* Hop up, sit high, and squeeze those thighs. ( 17)  +10
* Hop on and focus on my center of gravity, ( 12)  +10
* Hold on for dear life.

**Choice 7**

Let's see. How can I up the stakes here? I could try...

* Increasing the bull's speed.
* Making the bull buck more.
* Doubling the time.

**Choice 8**

There's got to be a way to get his attention and give Shirlene a hand. I could...

* Knock something over.
* Blab loudly about his poor performance.
* Cockblock him.

**Choice 9**

I should...

* Slow dance with Slate. ( 17)  +10
* Shy away.

**17 Diamond Choice 1**

Well... Of course, do!

* Adventures, love songs, slow dancing? What's not to love?
* I'm full of surprises.
* I'm learning to love it.

**17 Diamond Choice 2**

Of course...

* I should! ( 17)  +10
* I shouldn't.

**Choice 10**

Uhhh, I...

* Definitely have.
* Have watched them on TV.
* Wouldn't be caught dead at a football game. .

**Choice 11**

*I,,,*

* Would be stupid to turn you down.
* Believe so.
* Can't imagine anyone else I'd rather go with.

**Choice 12**

I can't make the team win, of course, but I can certainly...

* Boost Slate's self-esteem. ( 17)  +10
* Give Slate a healthy reality check. ( 12)  +10
* Agree. His team sucks.

**Choice 13**

I could...

* Throw popcorn at the back of his head.
* Loudly scream his name.
* Get someone to pass him a note.

**Choice 14**

Of course. I...

* Couldn't let you walk out there alone.
* Wanted to make sure you got to school on time.
* Felt guilty for nearly killing you.

**Choice 15**

I need to get out of here before I implode. I will...

* Rush away wordlessly.
* Demand to leave.
* Put my face in my hands and cry.

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## ***Chapter Eleven: Choices***

**Choice 1**

Is this...

* What you meant by unfinished business?
* Place haunted?
* For me?

**Choice 2**

You...

* Couldn't have built this alone.
* Are an architect, too?
* Have way too many houses.

**Choice 3**

I should...

* Tell Slate how beautiful the house is. ( 17)  +10
* Offer to help with interior designing. ( 12)  +10
* Admit that the house needs some work.

**Choice 4**

Slate, it's okay. You...

* Don't have to explain anything to me.
* Can take your time.
* Have done more than enough.

**Choice 5**

Easier? How? Did you want...

* A friends-with-benefits arrangement?
* To settle down and get married?
* To get the town off of your back?

**Choice 6**

Well, this all feels very...

* Quaint.
* Ominous.
* Grown-up.

**Choice 7**

I should...

* Envision life here with Slate. ( 17)  +10
* Express my love of the country. ( 12)  +10
* Nitpick all the downsides.

**Choice 8**

This...

* Looks like it was ripped from a magazine.
* Is so majestic.
* Feels incomplete.

**Choice 9**

You...

* Only suck a little.
* Were preoccupied.
* Aren't missing anything.

**Choice 10**

It's okay. But it...

* Makes good money.
* Has a great office culture.
* Looks good on a resume.

**Choice 11**

I'll...

* Let slip I've always wanted to teach. ( 17)  +10
* Admit I want to settle down and write. ( 12)  +10
* Turn him down.

**Choice 12**

You wanted to be a...

* Firefighter.
* Underwater oil rig welder.
* Chef.

**Choice 13**

Uh, I...

* Can't tell if you're joking.
* Think you could've gone all the way.
* Think you're better off coaching football.

**Choice 14**

I should...

* Dance with Slate, close and slow. ( 17)  +10
* Dance with Slate, far and apart.

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