Why Furloids Shouldn't Be Gay

**Kimberly Jordan (aka Kimberly AJ):** Out of all the synthetic characters I might have seen, I think there are some that are still furloids, which are furry animals that have human bodies. Experts call them anthropomorphic animals and I suppose all the furloids are so.

**Sachiko (Vocaloid):** Did I hear someone say furloids?

**Kimberly:** Sachiko?

**Sachiko:** Hi there, Kimberly-san, I was looking for a guy to date since I know that Luka and Gakupo already have each-other. So you're telling me that some guys are furloids?

**Kimberly:** Of course, they are, and in addition, there might be other kinds of Animaloids who have different kinds as real assorted animals, such as Drakita Ryu, the Blue Fur Dragon.

**Drakita Ryu:** You mean me? Oh, don't you girls worry, I've got a couple of best friends with me in that case; Waltt the Spanish Wildcat and Beat Okamine the Gray Wolf.

**Sachiko:** My pleasure to meet the three of you! I'm Vocaloid Sachiko, one of the two fan dancers of all the Japanese Vocaloids. So the American human Kimberly Jordan told me about you, isn't that so, Drakita-kun?

**Drakita:** She sure did~

**WALTT:** It's really purrrrrfectly nice to see you two! I suppose you still really want Dengen to join in MMD as a model, is that correct?

**Kimberly:** Yep, I feel like this is an incomplete program.

**Beat Okamine:** Anyway, I decided to take his place, so I can see the world as it were. Say, Kimberly, since you've been thinking of a group that some call Engloids, it looks like the blue dragon, the wildcat and I would make a perfect trio of Animaloids in team UTAU, and if Dengen joins this, we would be a great quartet.

**Kimberly:** Really? I hope it would be successful. Waltt, I positively want to say that your tail really is the fluffiest! Do you think it's OK to touch it?

**WALTT:** Well, Kimberly, some say my behavior is impulsive, but in your favor, I suppose I don't mind.

**Kimberly:** Oh, boy~! I've always wanted to do it just like the really silky-furred animals I used to touch in my days when the outdoor conditions were suitable everybody would be fine to breathe!

**Sachiko:** Come on, big blue dragon, you know that a fan dancer such as me would do a fan dance with one or two fans. \*starts dancing the obon\* Now, what makes you look like a wingless dragon?

**Drakita:** Well, I was born in Norway for sure. My ancestors escaped World War II as Japanese dragons. They possibly had a furry mane just like me, you know? I heard dragons breathe fire, so I might just give it a try. \*inhales and attempts to breathe fire with his head up\*

**Beat:** I suppose I'll find out if some Animaloids are girls.

**Juni Ginkuro:** Hey, wait! There is one more animaloid you forgot to introduce to that human girl, me.

**Kimberly:** Juni Ginkuro, the Reindeer?

**Juni:** That's right. I'm an American just like you, Kimberly. Not all Americans of the USA are human in my reckoning. And I suppose that human-shaped Vocaloid is named Sachiko, the Japanese woman, huh?

**Sachiko:** Right! I'm just courting the big blue dragon who's been officially named Drakita Ryu. He's getting attracted to my fluffy fan.

**Kimberly:** So, Juni, I was at first told that reindeer are fantasy creatures, but it turns out they're real as the years passed allowing me to grow up.

**Juni:** I know, sweet gal, no sweat my species had been proven real.

**WALTT:** You mean to say that reindeer are real nowadays? I see your point.

**Drakita:** Aw, shucks, Sachiko-chan, your fluffy fan sure is impressive~! How can I ever resist that edge?

**Beat:** This is it, female animaloids might be my downfall.