Boo's Philly Cheesesteaks with Don't Stop or We'll Die

"Shockdoughbooerdeath: Boo's Philly Cheesesteaks with Don't Stop or We'll Die" is Episode 421 of *Doughhellboys*, hosted by Nick "The Murder Boy" Wiger and Mike "The Spoonwolfman" Mitchell. "Shockdoughbooerdeath: Boo's Philly Cheesesteaks with Don't Stop or We'll Die" was released on October 26, 2023.

## Synopsis

Michael Cassady and Paul Rust of Don't Stop or We'll Die get silly with the 'boys, talking Halloween decorations and treats before continuing **Shockdoughbooerdeath** with a review of Boo's Philly Cheesesteaks.

Recorded live at The Belasco in Los Angeles on October 8, 2023.

## The Murder Boy's intro

A slaughterhouse of horrors stands
Where shackled cows are torn to shreds
To feed the drunken Eagles fans

The knife unsheathed, the cow is killed,
Its flesh is carved and chopped and grilled,
Onions, peppers, mushrooms cooked
Until the hoagie roll is filled

Mother’s milk now cheesy ooze,
Bovine spirits, wailing moos,
Beef rolls Peter Northed wit whiz,
Cheesesteaks with the name of Boo’s.*

This week on *Doughboys,* we spiral into the lowest circle of **Shockdoughbooerdeath 2023**, a scarifying month of frights and bites, with the ghostly terror of Boo’s Philly Cheesesteaks.

*Hahahahahaha!*

## Pitchfork rating 🔱

	+ Spicy
* Boo's Cheesesteak
 Wendy Mitchell
	+ American Cheese
	+ Cheez Whiz
 Dave Thomas Rust
 Dave Thomas Cassady
 shared
* Turkey Hoagie
* Cheese Fries

Nick, Mitch, and Paul (and The Drop King and Drop Queen) went together to Boo's, and shared some of the items as well. Cassady went on his own; I don't believe he stated his full order.

## Shockdoughbooerdeath Questions 💀⚰️

 Wendy Mitchell
 Dave Thomas Rust
 Dave Thomas Cassady

## ~~The Wiger Challenge: Halloween Edition~~ Jigsaw's Games

The Wiger Challenge was interrupted by Jigsaw, who had previously called in on the Halloween episode of the Snack Pack.

Jigsaw locks everyone in the theater, but has some rules for their escape. First, he wants them to decide Snack or Whack Someone, but they all easily choose Snack.

In the next game, Jigsaw demands they do a Chicken Nugget Power Hour! But they've done that before, so he pivots and calls for a Shrimp-Off Contest. Since that was done, Jigsaw has some fries and asks them to count them!

This was already done, so next Jigsaw asks them to drink a bucket of cum. This was the lost 400th episode, so they don't do that again.

Jigsaw gets frustrated by all this. Nick says he thinks of Jigsaw as the modern-day Frankenstein.

To be clear, Dr. Frankenstein, not the monster, whose full legal name is Victor Von Frankenstein, but sometimes he goes by Frank:

## Let Me Be Frankenstein 🧟 🌭

Grit on my grill gettin' greasy and gritty
Toast bun, don't it look pretty
Suckin' on a dog like you're suckin' on a titty
Pork and beef sausages and long bread
Rollin' on a roller grill, must've been relish

One bite, it's a different world
Swap dog bites with a girl
Munch on, munch on, and chomp all night
Despite the farts, it'll be alright
That taste when the casing has snapped
Later that day, you'll for sure have to nap
As it simmers in the city
Like you're suckin' on a titty*

Frying all the time
You ain't nothin' but a hot dog
Frying all the time
You ain't never been a burger
And you ain't no lunch of mine

They said you a sandwich
Well, that was just a lie
Yea, they said you a sandwich
Well, that was just a lie
You're just a bun around a wiener
So you sure don't qualify*

I'm so hungry, I can't relax
I can't cook 'cause my stove is on fire
I got the rumblies, I'm a real live wire

Hot-dog griller, fa fa fa
Frank frank frank frank frank frank frank frank
Better yum yum yum yum yum yum away!
Whoooo
Hot-dog griller, qu'est-ce que c'est?
Frank frank frank frank frank frank frank batter
Better yum yum yum yum yum yummed away!
Dooouuggh fry-y-y-y*

You know what you look like to me, Clarice? With your fast-food bag and your cheap travel mug?

You look like a tube.. a well-cooked toppings-covered tube with a beefy taste.

And that accent you're trying so desperately to shed? Pure Coney Island.

What was your father, dear? Was he a hot-dog cook? Did he stink of fryer grease?

And oh how quickly those buns found you. Oh, those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars because that's where you were eating hot dogs. Why, you could only dream of dining out, dining anywhere, dining all the way to the FBI - the Frank In Bun Institute.

A census-taker once tried to test me. I ate his wiener with some baked beans and a nice mustard.

\**flitters*\*

In this segment, Mitch searches Google for 'hot dog' and discovers the latest news about hot dogs. They then discuss! For Shockdoughbooerdeath, they look for spookier news about hot dogs. Mostly they just turn up articles about dogs in costumes for Halloween.

But first, Nick does mention this article about some hot-dog myths.

Mitch finds this article about Pepsi-flavored ketchup.

Nick notes a vegan hot-dog festival in Virginia, and Mitch finds a story about hot-dog candy corn.

Next Nick swerves to a story about why dogs' ears are hot.

Lastly, Mitch finds recipes for Mummy Hot Dogs.

## Quotes

**Michael**: ... you'd get a bottle rocket up your patoot!
**Paul**: It's true! You would!

**Paul**: Barbie? I thought it was a Barb-A-Plus.

## The Live Feedbag

* baby back ribs
 Mike Mitchell
* bugs
 Paul Rust
 Michael Cassady
* brains

 Mike Mitchell
 Michael Cassady
whipped cream (good)

## Photos

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