Millitary In Mondo Media

This is a list of characters, battles, locations and ranks in the military from *Mondo Media*, *Ka-POW!*, and special episodes. It includes the military's members, their commanders, their strongholds, their enemies, and battles that they fight.

## Armies

Armies are used as a means for a country to attack or defend themselves from another country, and usually consists of land, air, and sea-based units. Armies in HTF are used mostly for land warfare.

## American Army

The American army is the army which fights for America, much like in real life. In *Ka-Pow!* (and several of Condor's flashbacks during the *Mondo Media* Internet and TV series) the American army fights in what is assumed to be Vietnam. Known soldiers in the American army are Condor and Sneaky. They are allies with France.

### Soldiers

#### Condor

Main article: Condor
Condor is a green bear. He is ranked private in *Operation: Tiger Bomb*, but episodes of *Mondo Media* show him with a sergeant insignia, suggesting that he was promoted at some point of time between these two. In *Operation: Tiger Bomb* he is shown to be a bit clumsy in his early days, as he threw a pizza at the Tiger General instead of a dagger in an attempt to assassinate him. He also accidentally killed both of his allies (Sneaky and Mouse Ka-Boom) during a battle. Eventually he "flipped out" and killed the Tiger General. He lost both his hands while fighting the Tiger General, but it is currently unknown whether or not they will return by the next episode. In *Ka-POW!* he wears pants and a backpack. He also led the good Condors to battle against the Condor Evil in *Double Whammy PT II*. In *In Over Your Hedge*, Condor has a flashback to a time during war on the battlefield where he witnesses the death of one of his fellow allies.

##### Weapons

* Knife
* Grenades
* Anything he can get a hold of (eg. an umbrella, Sneaky's rib cage, Floky, a stapler)

#### Quitley

Main article: Quitley
Sneaky is a green chameleon soldier who allied with Flippy and Mouse Ka-Boom during the assumed Vietnam war. He can camouflage his body to blend in with his surroundings and walk up walls. He also has a long tongue, which he can grab enemies and objects with. He was killed when Flippy threw a knife, intending to kill several tiger soldiers, and hit him while he was invisible, pinning him to a wall. His body was further damaged in an explosion. It has been confirmed that his death is not permanent.

#### Mouse Ka-Boom

Main article: Mouse Ka-Boom
Mouse Ka-Boom is an orange mouse who is seen in *Operation: Tiger Bomb*. He is French, as he usually says "le" before a sentence. He has bandages on his ears and a backpack full of bombs, some of which look like fruit to act as decoys for enemy soldiers. He fought alongside Condor in the assumed Vietnam war. He died when he was cut in half and exploded. It has been confirmed that his death is not permanent.

## Other Allies

#### Silhouetted Ally

The silhouetted ally is one of Condor's allies who died in the assumed Vietnam war. The soldier appeared in *Double Whammy Part I* in one of Condors flashbacks. He or she is seen running away from a silhouetted enemy with a flamethrower. The ally is killed when the enemy soldier burns him or her with the flamethrower. The ally soldier wears a beret like Condor and does not have a tail. There is a chance that the soldier was Condor himself and that he was wounded instead of killed, although the present-day Condor lacks burn marks.

#### Generic Army Soldier

He was one of Condor's allies as seen in *In Over Your Hedge*. In Condor's flashback he sees the soldier raise his hand before going limb and witnesses the death of this soldier when he removes his gas mask, revealing that his face has been melted by toxic war chemicals. The soldier wears a camo hat and brownish green coat and pants. He also wears dog tags, similar to Condor.

## Enemy Army

The enemy army is the army of, presumably, Vietnam. It was the opposing army of the American and French army. Condor and his friends fought against them in his *Ka-POW!* action series *W.A.R. Journal*. *Operation: Tiger Bomb* shows the Tiger General to be their leader, but, as he was killed in the same episode, it is unknown if he will return or if there will be a new general.

### Commanders

#### The Tiger General

The Tiger General is a blue tiger and Condor's enemy in *Operation: Tiger Bomb*. He has a monocle and a metallic clamp that can cut through flesh and bone in one slice in place of one of his hands. He dies when he and Condor (Evil) fall down a chasm onto a log, which he is later crushed by. Condor then turns his face into a pizza. It is unknown if his death is permanent or not.

## Soldiers

### Tiger Soldiers

The Tiger Soldiers are blue tigers. They first appeared in *Operation: Tiger Bomb*. Their commander is the Tiger General, who they loyally serve. They fought against Condor, Sneaky, and Mouse Ka-Boom in the assumed Vietnam war. The Tiger Soldiers' base is the Tiger Base. Many of them were killed by Condor, Sneaky, and Mouse Ka-Boom. It is unknown if they will return or not.

##### Weapons

* Small submachine guns (which they never use)

### Silhouetted Soldier

The silhouetted soldier was an enemy of Condor. It is unknown if the soldier is a male or a female or what animal he or she is, though it does not seem to have a tail. The soldier wore an army helmet and had a backpack which was most likely filled with fuel for his or her flamethrower. The soldier was seen killing one of Condor's allies with a flamethrower in Condor's flashback in *Double Whammy Part I*. The silhouetted soldier, or a similar character, may appear in future *W.A.R. Journal* episodes. The soldier is also the only enemy to date to appear in one of Condor's flashbacks.

##### Trivia

The soldier is the only enemy to appear in one of Condor's flashbacks.

### Bases

#### Tiger Base

The Tiger Base is the Tiger General and his soldiers' base of operations. It is seen in *Operation: Tiger Bomb*. It has a planning room with a table that the Tiger Soldiers sit around while the Tiger General tells them his plan. It is located in the middle of a jungle, while a second base is seen in the middle of a lake. The first was infiltrated by Condor, Sneaky, and Mouse Ka-Boom. After Condor kills The Tiger General, he goes to the second base with The Tiger General's face in a pizza box.

## Air Force

The Air force is used for air fighting. So far, the air force only appears in Condor's flashbacks.

### Enemy Air Force

The enemy Air Force is only seen in a flashback in *Double Whammy Part I*. It shows them to cause a bomb raid, which Condor got caught in the middle of. It might return in future *W.A.R. Journal* episodes.

## Secret Agents

Spies are people who spy on others and investigate things. In the special episode *Mole in the City*, The Mole is a spy who fights his enemy The Rat in the City.

### The Mole

Main article: The Mole

In most of the episodes that he is in, The Mole is *not* a spy, but an ordinary civilian. However, in the commentary for *Pitchin' Impossible*, it is said that he was originally supposed to be a **James Bond**-like character with all sorts of spy gadgets. The idea was removed when the series was created, though *Pitchin' Impossible* is coincidentally named after the TV series and movie **Mission Impossible**, which are about spies. In the special episode *Mole in the City*, The Mole's secret identity is revealed. He even has an arch nemesis, The Rat. In the episode, The Mole's cane can fire a grappling hook. A "Mole" is also the name of an undercover agent.

#### Gadgets

* Grappling Hook
* Exploding Moles

### The Rat

The Rat only appears in the special episode *Mole in the City*. A "rat", like a mole, is another name for an undercover agent. He wears a fedora and a trench coat. He was The Mole's archenemy, trying to steal his suitcase. He dies when he is blown up. His death may be permanent.

## Police

Police are people whose job is to keep order in their designated region; among their means of doing so is to arrest criminals and prevent criminal activity. Criminals are put in prison. In *Don't Yank My Chain* and *A Bit of a Pickle*, Lumpy was a sheriff. Lumpy was also a sheriff in *A Vicious Cycle* but he worked with Disco Bear in that episode.

 File:Disco Bear & Lumpy cops.png

### Sheriff Lumpy

Main article: Lumpy
Lumpy was a sheriff in *Don't Yank My Chain*, *A Bit of a Pickle*, and *A Vicious Cycle*. He wrongly arrested Handy and The Mole after they were framed by Lifty and Shifty. He got hit by a chain ball and died in the same episode. He does a better job in *A Bit of a Pickle* and *A Vicious Cycle* as he rightfully goes after characters who were right for arrest. Though in the former he litters and kills another character but actually manages to capture Lammy. In the latter, he does nothing wrong in his pursuit to capture his next criminal, but Fliqpy dies before he can be arrested.

### Sheriff Disco Bear

Main article: Disco Bear
Disco Bear was a sheriff in *A Vicious Cycle*, he and Lumpy both worked together to capture Fliqpy, but he ends up getting struck by lightning before he can be arrested.

### Prison

Prison is were criminals go after they have been arrested. Handy and The Mole were wrongly imprisoned in *Don't Yank My Chain*, though they managed to escape. In *A Sucker for Love Part 2*, Nutty is thrown into jail for killing Lumpy and/or beating his wife (however, this was all a part of his imagination, so he did not actually kill Lumpy, beat his wife, or go to jail). Lammy was sent to jail by Officer Lumpy, as she was speeding and killed Flaky.

## Battles and Wars

### The W.A.R

##### Battle Info

The W.A.R was a war that Condor and his allies fought in during the *Ka-Pow!* series *W.A.R. Journal*. The experienced traumatized Condor so much that Condor developed post-traumatic stress disorder, causing him to flip out and kill everyone around him any time something reminds him of the war. The internet and TV series show some of the events Condor endured during the war in flashbacks. It also inspires flipped-out Condor to build Viet Cong-style traps. The enemy is never seen during the flashbacks, with the exception of a silhouetted figure killing one of Condor's allies with a flamethrower in *Double Whammy Part I*. In his flashbacks, he remembers things like him being captured by the enemy and dead children.

### Casualties

* *Ka-POW!* characters
* Condor's unknown ally (Seen in one of Condor's flashbacks in *Double Whammy Part I*)
* Thousands of soldiers and civilians

### Battles During the W.A.R

#### Siege of the Tiger Base

*For more information see: Operation: Tiger Bomb/Overview*

##### Battle Info

Condor, Sneaky, and Mouse Ka-Boom try and stop the Tiger General's evil plan. During the battle, ten Tiger Soldiers are killed and Condor accidentally kills both his allies. Condor then flips out and fights the Tiger General. After losing both hands he manages to kill the Tiger General. After the battle, Condor goes to a second Tiger Base with the Tiger General's face in a pizza box and presumably kills everyone inside.

##### Casualties

* Sneaky
* Mouse Ka-Boom
* The Tiger General
* 10 Tiger Soldiers (at least)
* Everyone inside the second Tiger Base (**debatable**)

### Other Battles

#### Trench War

This war can be seen briefly in the episode *In Over Your Hedge*. This war took place in trenches. It's unknown whether or not this war is connected to the war seen in *Double Whammy Part I* but the sound of explosions and bullets can be heard and gas masks were shown as well, implying that gas had been used too.

#### Casualties

* Condor's unknown ally
* Thousands of soldiers and civilians

#### The Mole Vs. The Rat

*For more infomation, see Mole in the City*

The Mole and The Rat battled each other over The Mole's briefcase (though The Rat does not even know what is inside the case). In the end, a decoy briefcase blew up, destroying the factory and killing The Rat. It is also debatable that The Mole died, as he put a mole on his face and it started flashing. At least two innocent bystanders were killed.

#### Casualties

* The Elephant Balloon Vendor
* The Pig Child
* Anyone that was in the car that The Rat ran over (**Debatable**, as there may have been nobody in the car)
* The Rat
* The Mole

### Good Condor Vs. Evil Condor

*For more infomation see: Double Whammy Part I and Double Whammy Part II)*

This is when Condor fought his evil side, both mentally and psychologically. He started going to Lumpy for mental help in *Double Whammy Part I* when he discovers he has been flipping out. Lumpy tells him to meditate and squeeze a stress toy when he gets the urge to flip out. When both those tactics fail, Lumpy hypnotizes Condor. While hypnotized, Condor thinks he is in a happy place having tea with three penguins before Lumpy accidentally hypnotizes himself and breaks Condor's spell. Later at home, when he is sleeping, he has a dream where one of the penguins is stabbed from behind and an arm just like Condor's, holding a Bowie knife, sticks through the penguin. He wakes up and finds that he destroyed his room in his sleep. He goes to the bathroom to get some pills, when Condor (Evil) attacks him. In *Double Whammy Part II)*, Good Condor and Evil Condor fight each other for most of the episode until Good Condor is knocked unconscious and captured. When he wakes up, he is in a large warehouse strapped to a mattress and Evil Condor tortures him by electrocuting him. Good Condor escapes and the fight continues, only for it it to be revealed that Evil Condor is not really there and that Condor has just been fighting himself all along. Nonetheless, Condor still fights with Evil Condor. Evil Condor then opens a door with hundreds of Evil Condors behind it and Good Condor opens a door with hundreds of Good Condors behind it. The two armies charge towards each other and rip each other to pieces. In the end, Good Condor is the only Condor left and then he realizes that he does not flip out any more. When he happily walks out of the warehouse, he is unfortunately hit and killed by a chicken truck.

#### Casualties

Most of the casualties are imaginary characters, but some bystanders got killed as well.

##### Real Casualties

* Truffels!
* Toothy
* Sneaky & Trouble
* Condor (after the battle)

##### Imaginary Casualties

* A penguin
* All of the Fliqpys
* All of the Good Condors, except the original