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This is a backup of all of the Wordlists for the April Fool's 2019 Event

## adjectives.words

```
TextEngine Word List

//adjective order: opinion-size-age-shape-colour-origin-material-purpose

adjective
    @adj_positive
    @adj_negative
    @adj_surprising
    @adj_large
    @adj_small
    @adj_many
    @adj_much
    @adj_few
    @adj_less
    @adj_tactile
    @adj_taste
    @adj_smell
    @adj_new
    @adj_old
    @adj_shape
    @adj_color
    @adj_material
//@adj_purpose - I can't think of a good way to use this for now
//Many and few are for countable nouns; much and less are for uncountable nouns.

adj_positive
    good
    amazing
    wonderful
    awesome
    cool
    fascinating
    incredible
    marvelous
    wonderful
    grand
    majestic
    stunning
    great
    terrific
    remarkable
    fabulous
    spectacular
    spiffy: 0.1
    peachy-keen: 0.1
    aces: 0.1
    bangup: 0.1
    top notch: 0.1
    spiffy: 0.1
    vaunted: 0.1

adj_negative
    bad
    terrible
    awful
    stupid
    lame
    atrocious
    awful
    crummy
    dreadful
    lousy
    unacceptable
    blah
    garbage
    gross
    inferior
    junky
    beastly
    cheesy
    crappy
    shitty
    cruddy
    deficient
    godawful
    inadequate
    incorrect
    not-good
    substandard
    unsatisfactory
    aggravating
    abominable: 0.1
    bedeviling: 0.1
    boorish: 0.1
    ridonkulous: 0.1
    scandalous: 0.1

adj_surprising
    surprising
    unbelievable
    hard-to-believe
    unconvincing
    far-fetched
    farfetch'd: 0.001
    implausible
    improbable
    highly unlikely
    dubious
    doubtful
    inconceivable
    unthinkable
    unimaginable
    hard-to-swallow

adj_large
    large
    big
    broad
    considerable
    enormous
    extensive
    full
    generous
    giant
    gigantic
    grand
    great
    hefty
    huge
    immense
    massive
    sizable
    substantial
    vast
    wide
    comprehensive
    roomy
    ample
    bulky
    colossal
    copious
    excessive
    humongous
    immeasurable
    jumbo
    monumental
    mountainous
    plentiful
    stupendous
    voluminous
    whopping
    your mom: 0.01
    very #adj_large#: 0.05

adj_small
    small
    tiny
    cramped
    limited
    meager
    microscopic
    miniature
    minuscule
    modest
    narrow
    paltry
    poor
    short
    slight
    small-scale
    diminutive
    little
    mini
    minute
    petite
    scanty
    trifling
    wee
    bitty
    inconsequential
    piddling
    pint-sized
    pocket-sized
    puny
    teensy
    teeny
    undersized
    itsy-bitsy: 0.1
    itty-bitty: 0.1
    teeny-weeny: 0.1

adj_many
    many
    countless
    numerous
    endless
    no end of
    too many
    a variety of
    a multitude of
    oodles of
    quite a number of
    so many
    a lot of
    lots of
    how many: 0.1

adj_much
    much
    lots of
    a lot of
    abundant
    bountiful
    a generous amount of
    so much
    too much
    no end of

adj_few
    few
    fewer
    a scattering of
    an inconsequential number of
    not many
    not too many
    a paltry number of
    some
    a thin scattering of
    a couple
    a handful
    a few

adj_less
    less
    a trifling amount of
    meager
    negligible
    not much
    a piddling amount of
    rare
    scarcely any
    some
    a sparse amount of
    sporadic
    straggling

adj_tactile
    smooth
    rough
    bumpy
    hard
    soft
    wet
    dry
    cold
    warm

adj_taste
    delicious
    disgusting
    sweet
    savory
    salty
    spicy
    bland
    flavorful

adj_smell
    stinky
    smelly
    fetid
    putrid
    foul
    rank
    rancid
    fragrant
    floral
    aromatic
    perfumed
    odorous

adj_new
    new
    brand-new
    fresh
    young
    recent
    novel
    cutting-edge

adj_old
    old
    worn
    used
    aged
    ancient
    antique
    traditional
    out-of-date
    stale

adj_shape
    long
    short
    wide
    narrow
    thin
    thick
    rounded
    angular

adj_color
    @color_blood
    @color_warm
    @color_cool
    @color_bright
    @color_dull
    @color_light
    @color_dark
    @color_red
    @color_orange
    @color_yellow
    @color_green
    @color_blue
    @color_purple
    @color_pink
    @color_brown
    @color_white
    @color_black

color_blood
    candy red: 0.001
    red: 0.001
    burgundy
    rust
    bronze: 0.5
    umber: 0.5
    gold: 0.33
    ochre: 0.33
    lime: 0.2
    yellow-green: 0.2
    olive: 0.125
    green: 0.2
    jade: 0.076
    teal: 0.048
    aqua: 0.048
    cerulean: 0.029
    cobalt: 0.029
    blue: 0.048
    indigo: 0.018
    purple: 0.011
    violet: 0.007
    fuchsia: 0.004

color_warm
    @color_red
    @color_orange
    @color_yellow
    @color_pink

color_cool
    @color_green
    @color_blue
    @color_purple

color_bright
    @color_white
    bright
    shining
    brilliant
    saturated
    vibrant
    neon
    blazing
    dazzling
    intense
    luminous
    radiant
    vivid
    glossy

color_dull
    @color_brown
    @color_black
    dull
    muted
    muddy
    desaturated
    cloudy
    dismal
    hazy
    dun
    faded
    ashen
    ashy
    murky
    dingy

color_light
    @color_white
    light
    pale
    pastel
    unsaturated
    bleached

color_dark
    @color_black
    dark
    shadowy
    shadowed
    shady
    dim
    gloomy
    lightless
    darkened

color_red
    red
    cardinal
    crimson
    flaming
    maroon
    brick
    burgundy
    carmine
    cerise
    cherry
    claret
    copper
    garnet
    puce: 0.2
    ruby
    russet
    rust
    sanguine
    scarlet
    titian
    vermilion
    flushed
    inflamed
    roseate
    ruddy

color_orange
    orange
    apricot
    cantaloupe
    carrot
    peach
    tangerine

color_yellow
    yellow
    mustard
    amber
    bisque
    blonde
    cream
    gold
    ivory
    lemon
    citrine
    saffron
    sandy
    sunny
    tawny
    xanthous
    sallow

color_green
    green
    lime
    olive
    jade
    aquamarine
    beryl
    chartreuse
    fir
    forest
    grassy
    emerald
    kelly green
    malachite
    mossy
    peacock
    pine
    sage
    sea-green
    spinach
    verdigris
    vert
    viridian
    neon green

color_blue
    blue
    cerulean
    cobalt
    indigo
    azure
    beryl
    navy
    royal
    sapphire
    turquoise
    ultramarine
    cadet blue
    sky blue
    electric blue

color_purple
    purple
    violet
    lavender
    lilac
    mauve
    periwinkle
    plum
    amethyst
    heliotrope
    mulberry
    orchid
    wine-dark
    amaranthine
    violaceous
    bruised

color_pink
    pink
    fuchsia
    magenta
    pomegranate
    blush
    coral
    flush
    rose
    salmon
    roseate
    hot pink
    lightish red
    neon pink
    pastel

color_brown
    amber
    bay
    beige
    bronze
    chestnut
    chocolate
    cinnamon
    cocoa
    coffee
    earthy
    ecru
    fawn
    ginger
    hazel
    henna
    khaki
    mahogany
    ochre
    sepia
    sorrel
    tan
    toast
    umber
    burnt sienna
    terra-cotta

color_white
    white
    pale
    snow
    alabaster
    blanched
    bleached
    frosted
    ivory
    light
    pasty
    pearly
    wan
    chalky
    hoary
    milky
    pallid
    snowy
    waxen

color_black
    black
    coal
    tar
    charcoal
    obsidian
    ebony
    jet
    onyx
    pitch
    raven
    sable
    slate
    sloe
    dusky
    ebon
    inky
    shadowy
    sooty
    starless
    stygian

adj_material
    @metal
    @wood
    @stone
    @fabric
    ceramic
    porcelain
    bone
    plastic
    rubber
    paper
    papyrus
    glass
    ectoplasm
    flesh
    fur
    feathers
    corruption
    liquid
    ice

metal
    metal
    aluminum
    tin: 0.75
    lead
    iron
    nickel: 0.75
    copper
    zinc: 0.5
    palladium: 0.5
    silver
    tungsten: 0.5
    iridium: 0.5
    platinum
    gold
    mercury: 0.1
    steel
    brass
    bronze
    titanium
    mythril: 0.2
    adamantium: 0.2

wood
    wood
    pine
    spruce
    cedar
    fir
    oak
    maple
    walnut
    cherry
    birch
    poplar
    mahogany
    ash
    boxwood
    elm
    ironwood
    ebonwood
    sandalwood
    willow
    bark: 0.25
    bamboo: 0.5

stone
    stone
    rock
    granite
    jasper
    marble
    obsidian
    sandstone
    slate
    basalt
    limestone
    travertine
    concrete: 0.75
    @semiPrecious: 0.25
    @gem: 0.01

semiPrecious
    jade
    agate
    amethyst
    carnelian
    jasper
    quartz
    tiger's eye
    lapis lazuli
    amber
    jet
    garnet
    hematite
    moonstone
    obsidian
    coral

gem
    opal
    pearl
    ruby
    sapphire
    emerald
    diamond

fabric
    cloth
    fabric
    drapery
    asbestos
    burlap
    calico
    canvas
    cashmere
    cotton
    cloth-of-gold
    denim
    doeskin
    fleece
    flannel
    gauze
    gingham
    hemp
    lace
    leather
    linen
    muslin
    netting
    nylon
    quilt
    ribbon
    satin
    silk
    suede
    terrycloth
    tweed
    velvet
    yarn

```

## nouns.words

```
TextEngine Word List

?plural:?MAIN?s
?collective:pile

noun_all
    @noun
    @noun_abstract

// ####################################################
// CONCRETE

noun
    @noun_animal
    @noun_food
    @noun_object
    @noun_building
    @noun_quadmate
    @noun_misc

noun_object
    ball
    piano
    cube
    pylons
        plural: pylons
    pyramid
    alchemiter
    puzzle
    riddle
    sphere
    orb
    plank
    tree
    table
    shipping grid
    lighter
    wall
    door
    pant
        plural: pant
    card
    item
    deed
    artifact
    weapon
    armor
    shield
    ring
    sword
    legendary artifact
    legendary weapon
    ring of orbs no-fold
    mechanical bull
    coin
    talisman

noun_timeframe
    week
    day
    month
    year

noun_building
    ?collective: district

    house
    greenhouse
    warehouse
    office
    factory
        plural: factories
    shop
    graveyard

noun_animal
    ?collective: group

    cat
        collective: clowder
    dog
        collective: pack
    bird
    fish
        plural: fish
    robot
        collective: superiority
    gnome
    penguin
    hamster
    guinea pig
    pig
    cow
        collective: herd
    sheep
        plural: sheep
    goat
    pigeon
        collective: fock
    lobster
    camel
    giraffe
    elephant
    oyster
    louse
        plural: lice
    mouse
        plural: mice
    moose
        plural: moose
    cherub
    troll
    human
    monkey
    gorilla
    rat
    chinchilla

noun_food
    @noun_vegetable
    @noun_fruit

noun_quadmate
    moirail
    kismesis
        plural: kismesises
    matesprit
    auspistice

noun_vegetable
    ?collective: bunch

    potato
        plural: potatoes
    carrot
    tomato
        plural: tomatoes
    lettuce
        plural: lettuce
    broccoli
        plural: broccoli
    sprout
    yam
    cucumber
    parsnip
    radish
        plural:radishes
    squash
    pumpkin
    gourd
    pepper
    goddamn mushroom

noun_fruit
    ?collective: bunch

    apple
    pear
    banana
    lemon
    lime
    grape
    pineapple
    mango
        plural: mangoes
    durian
    kiwi fruit
        plural: kiwi fruit
    strawberry
        plural: strawberries

noun_misc
    Bro
    Mom
    royalty
    Queen
    guardian
    parent
    Dad
    opponent
    irrelevancy corner
    monster
    feat
    mana
    creature
    god
    meme
    red mile
    deck
    arm
    mystery
    token
    shrubbery
    Blue Lady
    gem
    egg
    turn
    head

// ####################################################
// ABSTRACT

noun_abstract
    ?collective: plurality

    @noun_emotion

noun_emotion
    love
        experience: loving
    fear
        experience: scared
    hate
        experience: hateful
    anger
        experience: angry
    sadness
        plural: sadnesses
        experience: sad
    envy
        plural: envies
        experience: jealous
    whimsy
        plural: whimsies
        experience: whimsical
    disgust
        experience: disgusted
    joy
        experience: happy
    smug
        experience: gigglesnorty

```

## shitposts.words

```
TextEngine Word List

@nouns
@verbs
@adjectives

ShitpostProphecy
    #shitpostfragments# #prophecyFragments# #homestuckFragments# #shitpostfragments#
    #shitpostfragments# #homestuckFragments# #prophecyFragments# #shitpostfragments#
    #prophecyFragments# #shitpostfragments# #prophecyFragments# #homestuckFragments#

ShitpostHint
    Where is everything #noun#?
    Where is everything #prophecyFragments#?
    What is #noun#'s true name?
    What does #prophecyFragments# mean?
    Why 85?
    www.farragnarok.com/85: 0.1
    Why are things different?
    Why are things the same?
    Who is JR?
    Who is Shogun?
    What are echidnas?
    What is the sound of one cheek clapping?: 0.4
    Who is #noun#?
    What does #prophecyFragments# mean?: 2.0
    Is this LOMAT?
    Is this madness?
    00250011.png means what?
    What is a myserty?
    What is a miserable pile of secrets?
    Will the Guide ever give you up?
    Will the Guide let you down?
    Will the Guide run around and desert you?
    Will the Guide make you cry?
    Will the Guide say goodbye?
    Will the Guide tell a lie and hurt you?
    What are all JR headcanons?

ShitpostWIS
    #homestuckFragments# #prophecyFragments#
    #shitpostfragments# #prophecyFragments#

shitpostConsort
    #shitpostfragments# #prophecyFragments#
    #prophecyFragments#: 13.0
    #homestuckFragments# #prophecyFragments#

shitpostfragments
    Has Anyone #prophecyFragments# Been Far Even as #noun# to Use Even Go #noun# to do Look More #noun#?: 3.0
    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little #prophecyFragments#? I'll have you know I graduated top of my #noun# in the #noun# Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on #noun#, and I have over 300 confirmed #noun#. I am trained in #prophecyFragments# warfare and I'm the top #noun# in the entire US #noun# forces. You are nothing to me but just another #prophecyFragments#. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this #noun#, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that #prophecyFragments# to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of #noun# across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the #noun#, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your #noun#. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare #noun#. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire #noun# of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable #noun# off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking #noun#. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.: 3.0
    I saw Flying #prophecyFragments# at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnâ€™t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for #prophecyFragments# or anything.: 3.0
    He said, â€œOh, like youâ€™re #verb# now?â€: 3.0
    I was taken aback, and all I could say was â€œHuh?â€ but he kept cutting me off and going â€œhuh? huh? huh?â€ and closing his hand shut in front of my #noun#. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen #noun# Ways in his hands without paying.: 3.0
    The girl at the #prophecyFragments# was very nice about it and professional, and was like â€œSir, you need to pay for those first.â€ At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the #noun#.: 3.0
    When she took one of the #prophecyFragments# and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually â€œto prevent any electrical infetterence,â€ and then turned around and winked at me. I donâ€™t even think thatâ€™s a #noun#. After she scanned each #noun# and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.: 3.0
    I'm trying to sneak around but I'm #adjective# thicc and the clap from my #prophecyFragments# cheeks keeps alerting the guards: 3.0
    Aoccdrnig to #noun|var@weirdThing# at Cmabrigde uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteres are at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a tatol mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a #noun|var@weirdThing#. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.: 3.0
    Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, #prophecyFragments#, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine #prophecyFragments# and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment #prophecyFragments# about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, #prophecyFragments# goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. #prophecyFragments#
    I saw Flying #prophecyFragments# at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnâ€™t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. #prophecyFragments#
    He said, â€œOh, like youâ€™re doing now?â€
    I was taken aback, and all I could say was â€œHuh?â€ but he kept cutting me off and going â€œhuh? huh? huh?â€ and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
    The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like â€œSir, you need to pay for those first.â€ At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
    When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually â€œto prevent any electrical infetterence,â€ and then turned around and winked at me. I donâ€™t even think thatâ€™s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
    If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with #noun|var@weirdThing# you may to be entitled to financial compensation. #noun|var@weirdThing# is a rare cancer linked to asbestos exposure. Exposure to asbestos in the Navy #prophecyFragments#, shipyards, mills, heating, construction or the automotive industries may put you at risk. Please don't wait, call 1-800-99 LAW USA today for a free legal consultation and financial information packet. #noun|var@weirdThing# patients call now! 1-800-99 LAW USA
    THEN WHO WAS PHONE #prophecyFragments#
    Attention all #prophecyFragments# gamers: John Wick is in great danger, and he needs your help to wipe all the #noun@plural# in the Tilted Towers. But to do This, he needs a gold #noun#, and a couple of #noun# Jugs. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But, you gotta be quick so that John Wick can secure the #noun# and achieve the EPIC... VICTORY... ROYALE
    Attention all #noun# gamers: John Wick is in great danger, and he needs your help to wipe all the squads in the #noun# Towers. But to do This, he needs a gold SCAR, and a couple of Chug #noun#. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But, you gotta be quick so that John Wick can secure the bag and achieve the EPIC... VICTORY... ROYALE #prophecyFragments#
    And yes, by the way, i DO have a #noun|var@weirdThing# & Morty #noun#. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the #noun@plural#' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel #prophecyFragments# ðŸ˜Ž
    THEN WHO WAS #noun# #prophecyFragments#
    THEN WHO WAS #prophecyFragments#
    THEN WHO WAS #homestuckFragments#
    I'm trying to sneak around but I'm dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards
    Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteres are at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a tatol mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
    Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as #prophecyFragments# to Use Even Go Want to do Look More #prophecyFragments#?
    What the fuck did you just #prophecyFragments# say about me, you little #prophecyFragments#? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the #prophecyFragments# #prophecyFragments#, and I've been involved in numerous secret #prophecyFragments# on #prophecyFragments#, and I have over 300 confirmed #noun#. I am trained in #prophecyFragments# warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the #prophecyFragments# out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this #noun#, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that #noun# to me over the #noun#? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of #prophecyFragments# across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better #prophecyFragments# for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven #prophecyFragments# ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire #noun# of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable #noun# off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution #prophecyFragments# little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held #prophecyFragments# fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the #prophecyFragments#, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking #prophecyFragments#, kiddo.
    I saw Flying #prophecyFragments# at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in #prophecyFragments#, but I didnâ€™t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
    He said, â€œOh, like youâ€™re doing now?â€
    I was taken aback, and all I could say was â€œHuh?â€ but he kept cutting me off and going â€œhuh? huh? huh?â€ and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to #prophecyFragments# for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without #prophecyFragments#.
    The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like â€œSir, you need to pay for those first.â€ At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
    When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually â€œto prevent any electrical infetterence,â€ and then turned #prophecyFragments# and winked at me. I donâ€™t even think thatâ€™s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really #prophecyFragments#.
    If you or a #prophecyFragments# one has been diagnosed with #noun|var@weirdThing# you may to be entitled to financial #prophecyFragments#. #noun|var@weirdThing# is a rare cancer linked to asbestos exposure. Exposure to asbestos in the Navy, shipyards, mills, heating, construction or the automotive industries may put you at risk. Please don't wait, call 1-800-99 LAW USA today for a free legal consultation and #prophecyFragments# information packet. #noun|var@weirdThing# patients call now! 1-800-99 LAW USA
    THEN WHO WAS PHONE #prophecyFragments#
    THEN WHO WAS #noun#
    THEN WHO WAS #prophecyFragments#
    I'm trying to sneak around but I'm dummy #prophecyFragments# and the clap from my #prophecyFragments# cheeks keeps alerting the guards
    Aoccdrnig to #prophecyFragments# at Cmabrigde uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer waht oredr the #prophecyFragments# in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat #prophecyFragments# are at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a tatol mses and you can #prophecyFragments# raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the #prophecyFragments# as a wlohe.

prophecyFragments
    they were dead all along
    there are 8 lands
    the snakes have the moral advantage
    the legs are treacherous
    why are there bards
    echidnas: 85.0
    echidna: 13.0
    lizards: 0.1
    prospitian lizards
    fruit babies
    are there even any trolls anymore
    please, don't kill me anymore
    the other mes who died, i know them
    dersite legs
    :hatched_chick: and raptors and echidnas and frogs
    frogs
    pigeons
    raptors
    :hatched_chick:
    frogs
    kill snakes
    Those with Legs are trod upon by snakes.
    The Gods are created with botany.
    burgundy blooded viking
    life grown with trees
    fear the bird, hate the bird
    love the mother, love the father
    segundia waits just past alternia
    the golden gods wake early
    there are no trees on LOMAT
    a trickster causes a civil war among the snakes and the snake-nots
    there will be five survivors
    there are 8 players
    the snake mother has root access
    why is the bard there
    why is the viking there
    why are they all wasted
    where are they getting all those hacks from
    where is there
    jade blooded botanist
    purple blooded heathen
    snake c3< squirrel c3< eagle
    loki waits
    the wolf is not what he seems
    tattered sheets and rattling bones
    I'm going to make a red herring quest generator for the masochistic puzzle fuckers I lord over and they're going to love it: 0.1

homestuckFragments
    woUldn't it cross yoUr mind to wonder, "what if i never wake Up again?"
    ANYWAY, AFTER SHE GIVES THAT TO YOU, SHE THEN HAS TO GO THROUGH WITH THE REST OF THE PLAN, WHICH IS MAKING SURE YOU ALL SURVIVE AFTER THE SCRATCH, MINUS ONE OF THE DERSE DREAMERS OF COURSE.
    all of her FRAUDULENT MAGICS cannot come close to posin threat to my mastery ovver the TRUEST SCIENCES
    i didnt realize you were paralyzed
    Instead I would prefer to blaze my own trail, with my own hooves
    For just a silk spinning MINUTE.
    THIS HUMAN EMOTION YOU CALL FRIENDSHIP.
    AND SO I GUESS IT JUST WAS KIND OF INFECTIOUS AND NOW WE'RE ALL BUDDIES I THINK.
    Well shit.
    8ut you aren't joining Joke's team, or doing any fighting for that matter.
    But those patterns were imported from a thirteen year old version of my psyche, and then sealed into the program as starting parameters.
    IT IS A MESSAGE FROM YOU, SO YOU PROBABLY OUGHT TO LISTEN.
    and i just knew the witch had fucked me over AGAIN
    woUldn't it cross yoUr mind to wonder, "what if i never wake Up again?" #prophecyFragments#
    ANYWAY, AFTER SHE GIVES THAT TO YOU, #prophecyFragments# SHE THEN HAS TO GO THROUGH WITH THE REST OF THE PLAN, WHICH IS MAKING SURE YOU ALL SURVIVE AFTER THE SCRATCH, MINUS ONE OF THE DERSE #noun@plural# OF COURSE.
    all of her FRAUDULENT MAGICS cannot come close to posin threat to my mastery ovver the TRUEST SCIENCES #prophecyFragments#
    i didnt realize you were #prophecyFragments#
    Instead I would prefer to blaze my own trail, with my own hooves #prophecyFragments#
    For just a silk spinning MINUTE. #prophecyFragments#
    THIS HUMAN EMOTION YOU CALL #noun_emotion#.
    AND SO I GUESS IT JUST WAS KIND OF INFECTIOUS AND NOW WE'RE ALL #noun@plural# I THINK.
    Well shit. #prophecyFragments#: 3.0
    8ut you aren't joining Joke's team, or doing any #verb@continuous# for that matter. #prophecyFragments#
    But those patterns were imported from a thirteen year old version of my #noun#, and then sealed into the program as starting parameters. #prophecyFragments#
    IT IS A MESSAGE FROM #noun#, SO YOU PROBABLY OUGHT TO LISTEN: #prophecyFragments#
    and i just knew the #noun# had fucked me over AGAIN #prophecyFragments#
    The guy must have been seriously immune to witnessing fucked up shit, because he went on to be a famous comedian.
    The guy must have been seriously immune to witnessing fucked up shit, because he went on to be a famous #noun#.
    WE ARE A GREAT TEAM, AND I AM A FANTASTIC LEADER.
    WE ARE A GREAT TEAM, AND I AM A FANTASTIC #noun#. #prophecyFragments#
    while a #noun# is passive, a #noun# woUld be its far more active coUnterpart. #prophecyFragments#
    our #noun# had to have some kind of truce to make it happen #prophecyFragments#
    Why, if I'm not mistaken, you are looking a little drowsy right now. We may meet again sooner than you think. 38D
    Why, if I'm not mistaken, you are looking a little #noun_emotion# right now. We may meet again sooner than you think. 38D #prophecyFragments#
    our denizens had to have some kind of truce to make it happen
    while a rogUe is passive, a thief woUld be its far more active coUnterpart.
    only trolls say theyre six i dont know whats up with you and that dumb fake age
    only #noun@plural# say theyre six i dont know whats up with you and that dumb fake age #prophecyFragments#
    Oh god what has he done. Rufio? Please tell me that's just #noun# dye. Please just be #noun# dye please just be #noun# dye please just be #noun# dye. Haha, ok, make-believe time is over! Oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god.
    Oh god what has he done. #prophecyFragments#? Please tell me that's just #noun# dye. Please just be #noun# dye please just be #noun# dye please just be #noun# dye. Haha, ok, make-believe time is over! #prophecyFragments# Oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god.

```

## verbs.words

```
TextEngine Word List

// this default set should cover a most(?) things
?present:?MAIN?
?pc:?MAIN?
?presentFirst:?present?
?presentSecond:?presentFirst?
?presentThird:?presentFirst?s
?presentPlural:?presentSecond?
?past:?pc?ed
?pastFirst:?past?
?pastSecond:?pastFirst?
?pastThird:?pastFirst?
?pastPlural:?pastSecond?
?continuous:?pc?ing
?perfect:?pastFirst?

verb
    @verb_programming: 0.2
    @verb_travel
    @verb_action
    @verb_rivalry
    @verbpositiveFeedback
    @verbnegativeFeedback
    @verb_pale

verb_rivalry
    fight
        past: fought
    compete
        pc: compet
    quarrel
    argue
        pc: argu
    bicker
    struggle
        pc: struggl

verb_pale
    pap
        pc: papp
    shoosh
    cuddle
        pc: cuddl
    caress

verb_action
    // to be or not to be?
    // gotta fucking love how irregular this is in English
    be
        presentFirst: am
        presentSecond: are
        presentThird: is
        pastFirst: was
        pastSecond: were

    throw
        past: threw
    kick
    stab
        pc: stabb
    eat
        past: ate
    kiss: 0.2
    caress: 0.2
        presetThird: caresses
    pet
        pc: pett
    sample
        pc: sampl
    imagine
        pc: imagin
    tap
    use
        pc: us
    discard
    draw
    imbibe
        pc: imbib
    create
        pc: creat
    devour
    vore
        pc: vor
    scatter
    shred
    place
        pc: plac
    select
    choose
        past: chose
    levitate
        pc: levitat
    burn
    throw
    place
    humiliate
        pc: humilat
    dominate
        pc: dominat
    oggle
    auto-parry
    wear
    flip
    fondly regard
    retrieve
        pc: retriev
    slay
    defeat
    grab
    order
    steal
    smell
    sample
        pc: sampl
    taste
        pc: tast
    caress
    fondle
        pc: fondl
    hydrate
        pc: hydrat
    placate
        pc: placat
    handle
        pc: handl
    pirouette
        pc: piroutt
    entrench
    crumple
        pc: crumpl
    shatter
    drop
        pc: dropp
    farm
    sign
    pile
        pc: pil
    smash
    resist
    sip
    understand
    contemplate
        pc: contemplat
    murder
    elevate
       pc: elevat
    enslave
        pc: enslav

verbpositiveFeedback
    cheer
    clap
    applaud
    dab
        pc: dabb
    smile
        pc:smil
    grin

verbnegativeFeedback
    frown
    boo
    jeer
    scowl
    laugh

verb_travel
    walk
    fly
        past:flew
    slide
        pc:slid
    crawl
    swim
        pc:swimm
        past:swam
    stroll: 0.5
    climb
    waddle: 0.2
        pc:waddl

verb_programming
    write
        past: wrote
        pc: writ
    script
    design
    program
        pc: programm
    engineer
    code
        pc: cod
    sample
        pc: sampl
    construct
    fabricate
        pc: fabricat

```