Younis Qanoner

Younis Qanoner (December 16, 1975-November 29, 2047) was an American Educator and Politician who served as the 32nd Governor of Nevada from 2031-2039. Prior to becoming Governor, Younis was a political radio host on where he spread Conspiracy theories and Paleoconservative ideas. Born on December 16, 1975 in St George, Utah, Younis grew up to a middle class family, his father was a deeply religious Mormon who fathered 37 children and had 8 wives in total. Younis grew up with highly conservative beliefs, However as a young man he never got invested in elected office, he studied in the Southern Utah University where he got a bachelor's degree on education. He began to work in Cottonwood High School from 1996-2007, he taught Math to students. However, In March of 2007, Younis was fired from the school district after he was accused of stealing materials from his students. In a pit of rage, Younis would begin his movement on Facebook trashing the education department and advocating for the abolition of the department. His passionate live meltdowns resonated with so many people that Alex Jones would have him on the show on 2011.

After his rants began he became a celebrity, often appearing in the O'reily Factor and being a staunched opponent of the Wabbit Administration, he also began to appear in Politicon debating leftist pundits and defending conservative points. In 2012, while going to an America First convention in Tallahassee, Florida, Younis met Stephanie Knox, he fell head over heels with her and married her the following year, he fathered 2 children with her. In 2014, Younis moved to Reno, Nevada with his wife, that same he struck a deal with the conservative company known as Townhall and began a radio show where he would talk a lot of trash about liberalism and would often get in controversy when he encouraged his supporters to "find N\*ggers to hang".

Younis always fantasized about running for President and in 2016 he would make his first run under the Collapsafarian Party. He had grassroots support from white southerners and blue collar workers, he won the Kansas, Arkansas, South Carolina, Massachusetts, Wisconsin, Washington and Washington D.C Primaries. He received a total of 285 delegates and 14.6% of the primary popular vote. He dropped out of the race after he began to lose more and more and began to lack funds. In 2023, Younis got a show in OANN news where he would famously endorse Nazism and even say "Heil Hitler". In 2027, Younis resigned from the network signaling that he hated the environment there and that he preferred to stay in Radio Broadcasting.

In October 11, 2029, Younis Appeared in The Real Story with Natalie Sharp and announced that he was running for Governor of Nevada in order to stop President Alfred Hughes policies from impacting Nevada. Because he had such a large following of Paleoconservative supporters, he won the republican primary with 97.5% of the vote against state representative Horatio Greeney. Because of the unpopularity of Governor Sharp Toothass, Younis was able to win a landslide and defeat Toothass by 8 points in the election. When he became Governor, he legalized Pedophilia and banned Gay Marriage as well as created the department of "Monkey and Tranny Hunters" which were cops dedicated to hunt down and kill Transgender and African Americans living in Nevada often brutally. Younis awarded the officers the Nevada state citizen's award for their efforts in committing genocide. He later excused his actions by saying "I was just doing God's work".

In February of 2032, Younis made a last ditch effort to enter the Presidential campaign to challenge Viktor Perot in the Collapsafarian Primary, because paleoconservatives mostly felt left out, they relentlessly gave their support to him. He pulled an upset and won the primary, he chose Oklahoma Representative MIchael Howard as his running mate. Younis called to nuke Britain, annex Madagascar and invade china. He called for the abolition of the minimum wage and favored overturning obergefell vs Hodges. he called for selling Puerto Rico, Guam and The Virgin Islands as well as sending illegal immigrants to concentration camps. He called for increasing military spending and of course, he called for the abolition of the department of education. Although he had support from paleocons, Libertarians did not support him and Viktor Perot ended up running a third party campaign against him. In the end, Younis lost to Incumbent President Alfred Hughes in a massive landslide.

After losing, Younis returned to Nevada and returned to implement policies. In May of 2033, Younis announced that he would run for Re-election as Governor. He won Re-election Narrowly over Ross Goodman, in his second term, Younis did nothing and got impeached in 2037, he lowered taxes and cut spending for the department of education. In his second term, Younis was extremely unpopular having an approval rating as low as 5.1% when he left office. In 2038, Younis ran for a third term but lost the primary in a landslide finishing 3rd place and getting only 8.2%. He left office in 2039 with an approval rating of 5.1%. In 2040, Younis was indicted for 29 charges of Federal Corruption and served 3 years under home arrest.

When he was released from Prison in 2043, Younis revealed he had a heart tumor and Terminal anal cancer as well as Parkinson's disease, he also began to develop dementia. In 2044, while speaking in CPAC, Younis told his supporters to gang up and riot, and so they did beginning the famous "Younis Gang" event. After the riots were shutdown, Younis was terminated from all of social media.

In 2047, Younis's Dementia had advanced to Alzheimer's and Younis was essentially unable to even do anything. Younis was sent to a hospital in March 3rd, 2047 after he hit his head, that's when doctor's discovered that all of his illnesses had severely progressed and so he remained in the hospital for most of the year. In August 1st, Younis was put on hospice care. On November 24, 2047, Younis was sent to his home in Reno, Nevada. On November 29, 2047, at 7:49 AM, Younis Qanoner died at 72 years of age.