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Season 2 Episode 26 "The Staircase"

The teens, sans Scary, regroup after the stunning betrayal.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He has been thinking about anime betrayals, and Scary’s betrayal is his new number 1 anime betrayal, usurping his previous top anime betrayal which was in the anime ‘Toi Sutori 4’.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: He had to have grab bars installed in his shower because he kept practicing his kicks and falling down. He keeps asking for a pull-up bar, but his dads don’t think that’s a good idea.

Normal Oak: When he turns 24, he gets really into Menswear - super vintage ‘why don’t men dress like this anymore?’ style.

Scary Marlowe: During the two months that they were watching anime with Tony Pepperoni, she was writing the lyrics to her band, Butthole Ricochet’s, forthcoming album. She also has no regrets.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Season 1 Episode 67 "Mortal Wombat"

The dads pay their respects and skirmish with enemy forces as the final pieces of their plan fall into place.

## Intro

Glenn sings *Carol of the Bells* acapella with lyrics replaced by "deez nuts" jokes, a few of which were present in the previous episodes. He recaps that he was killed by Power Word Kill by Willy and that the evidence to figure out it was a trick was present for them to see. It ends by Glenn wishing everyone well and that he'll see them in hell

## Dad Facts

Glenn Close: He starts every podcast from the beginning.

Darryl Wilson: His favorite thing about Glenn was he put Nick's happiness before his own and went to prison.

Henry Oak: He had complicated feelings about Glenn and regrets his final conversation with him. Henry also thought Glenn was super hot.

Ron Stampler: He respected Glenn's ability to be be chill, cool, and masculine

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM.

Freddie Wong as Nick Jr. (The Rat).

Matt Arnold as Darryl Wilson.

Will Campos as Henry Oak.

Beth May as Ron Stampler.
Alchemy Jug

> **Anthony:** *So you can make stuff like wine, water—saltwater or fresh, vinegar, oil, beer—which we're gonna say if Darryl uses it will be his particular brew…*
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> **Anthony:** *—[slight giggle] Mayonnaise, honey—*
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**The Alchemy Jug** is a magical item, which can create various liquids in various quantities.

Anthony has ruled that the details of the liquids depend on the wielder. If Darryl produces beer it will be his own brew. If Glenn produces acid, it will be LSD.
Dungeons and Daddies

**Dungeons & Daddies** is an unscripted comedy podcast done as an ongoing series of role-playing sessions loosely based on the fifth edition of Dungeons & Dragons. It first aired in January 2019.

## Plot

### Season 1

Season 1 follows four dads in their attempts to rescue their lost sons in the fantasy land of Faerûn.

### Season 2

Season 2 takes place 25 years later, in a post-apocalyptic version of San Dimas, California. The teenage grandchildren of Season 1 characters are tasked with finding their fathers, who have disappeared with little explanation.

## Cast

Main Cast

Guests

## See also

* Season 1
* Season 2
* List of Bonus Content
Gartok

**Gartok** is a neutral evil fairy dragon who had enslaved his children with Imperator Collars. Eventually his children drew The Fates-card from a Deck of Many Things, allowing them to alter reality so that Gartok had put them on himself instead.

The dads altered the collars to force Gartok to be a good dad.

*Let your kids make their own decisions, within a certain boundary, until they're dragon adult age and do not buy store brand for toilet paper or mac and cheese. Treat your kids in the same way you would want to be treated. But if you don't like yourself and you would actually treat yourself badly, that doesn't mean you can hurt your kids or hurt anybody they love, and that the bracelets cannot be removed by anybody other than these four dads.*

## Trivia

* While Gartok is Neutral Evil, in DnD lore fairy dragons are Chaotic Good.
Beth May

### Overview

Beth May is a writer and actor. Her published works include poetry book "The Immortal Soul Salvage Yard" (available wherever books are sold) and spoken word album "Sunday Scaries" (available on major music streaming platforms). Find her on Instagram at @heybethmay. Beth plays Ron Stampler and Scary Marlowe.
Season 2 Episode 25 "Stand and Delivery"

The teens tackle Principal Tony Pepperoni's loneliness.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: His New Year’s resolution is to get more into fan dubbing anime. Prior to the season, he was downloading anime off of YouTube. His mom’s computer now has a lot of spyware.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: His New Year’s resolution is the same as it is every year; to not get sick, because he can’t train for soccer when sick, and he feels like a burden when his dads have to take care of him. He gets sick every January though.

Normal Oak: His main career goal is to be a mascot, but his backup career is to be a therapist. He thinks being a therapist is like being a mascot but for one person.

Scary Marlowe: Her least favorite song is the birthday song, because ‘people will just join in like sheeple’, without really caring about whose birthday it is.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Season 2 Episode 45 "Hell or High Father"

The teens find out why Glenn and Terry are DUELING in HELL!

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: The one thing he misses the most about being a ranger is disguising himself as a trashcan and getting pushed onto the stage.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: When he goes to the bathroom, he takes off all of his clothes and puts them in the laundry because they get dirty. Every time he goes to the bathroom, he puts on a new pair of clothes. He does not do his own laundry.

Normal Oak: He is the founder of the school’s yearbook club. It is not the club that makes the yearbook, it’s a book club that meets every month to discuss yearbooks that the school has published. People that turn up usually think it is the club that makes the yearbook.

Scary Marlowe: Her favorite planet (in our solar system) is Mercury, because it has the longest day, which also means it has the longest night, which is the longest time to write poetry, focus on regrets and be sad.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Season 2 Episode 3 "The Unbearable Linkness of Peeing"

The teens decompress and regroup after a solid effort at clearing their first incursion.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He’s into Disney anime remakes.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: His favorite class in home-school was PE (Personal Entertainment).

Normal Oak: He lives for two things, cheering as Teeny the Teen and bake sales.

Scary Marlowe: She is left-handed.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Endelic

"Endelic" is a term used within the alterhuman community to describe one's identity as being caused by, rooted in, or greatly influenced by delusion. Here are key points related to the term "Endelic":

1. Definition: The term "Endelic" is derived from the concept of being "Endel" and is used as an adjective to describe an identity or experience within the alterhuman community.
2. Rooted in Delusion: The term implies that the identity being described is closely tied to delusion. Delusions, in this context, refer to strongly held false beliefs or perceptions that deviate from reality.
3. Identity Description: When someone describes their identity or experience as "Endelic," they are conveying that their sense of self, particularly within the alterhuman context, is shaped by or linked to delusional experiences.
4. Self-Reflection: The use of the term reflects a level of self-awareness and introspection within the individual using it. It suggests an acknowledgment that their identity involves elements that may not align with objective or external realities.
5. Subjective Experience: "Endelic" emphasizes the subjective nature of alterhuman identities and experiences. It recognizes that the perception of one's identity can be influenced by personal beliefs, thoughts, or experiences that may not be universally shared.
6. Community Conversations: The term may be part of ongoing conversations within the alterhuman community about the diversity of experiences and the various factors that contribute to the formation of alterhuman identities.
7. Nuanced Understanding: The use of terms like "Endelic" contributes to a nuanced understanding of alterhuman experiences. It acknowledges that individuals within the community may have different perspectives on the nature of their identities, including the role of delusions.
8. Intersection with Mental Health: The term raises considerations about the intersection between alterhuman identities and mental health. It prompts discussions about how individuals navigate and interpret their identities in relation to mental health experiences.

As with any term within the alterhuman community, it's important to approach discussions around "Endelic" with sensitivity and an awareness of the diverse experiences and perspectives within the community. The use of such terms reflects the ongoing evolution of language and discourse within the alterhuman community.
Nonhuman Unity Flag

The Non-human Unity Flag is an unofficial symbol representing both therians and otherkin, as well as all other non-human identities and expressions within the alterhuman community. It serves as a visual representation of unity among individuals who identify with non-human aspects. The flag was created by Synanthrope on May 9th, 2020, and it was first flown on May 21st, 2021.

Key Features:

1. Symbol of Unity: The Non-human Unity Flag is designed to symbolize unity among various alterhuman identities, including therians, otherkin, and individuals with non-human expressions.
2. Creation and Creator: Synanthrope is credited with creating the Non-human Unity Flag. The flag's design incorporates elements that resonate with the alterhuman community's shared experiences.
3. Visual Elements: The flag's design features a combination of the septagram and the theta-delta, unified within a circle. These visual elements represent the diversity and interconnectedness of non-human identities.
4. Unofficial Symbol: As an unofficial symbol, the Non-human Unity Flag is not universally adopted but is recognized within the alterhuman community as a representation of collective identity.

Example Usage:

"The Non-human Unity Flag, created by Synanthrope, has become a powerful symbol within the alterhuman community. It serves as a visual reminder of our shared experiences and the unity that binds therians, otherkin, and all those who identify with non-human aspects."

The Non-human Unity Flag stands as a testament to the diversity and unity within the alterhuman community, providing a recognizable symbol for individuals who identify with non-human expressions.
Season 2 Episode 1 "Dungeon and D.A.D.D.I.E.S."

Four teens get a pretty gnarly detention. They also find out things they didn't expect about their own family histories!

## Summary

**The Parking Lot

Detention

Outside of HQ

Inside of HQ**

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He calls his backpack a go bag. It contains survival materials like paracord, one of those crinkly survival blankets and a whistle.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: He is a year older than everyone because he was home-schooled. He finally convinced his dads to let him go to school so he could join the soccer team. He also played FIFA all the time with Grant, and only later realized soccer was a real sport.

Normal Oak: Normal is the school mascot, Teeny the Teen.

Scary Marlowe: Instead of using her full name Theresa after her mom married Terry, she changed it to Scary.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Bag of Beans

> **Everything:** *They look like weird magic beans. I usually don't mess with them because they're too random. I don't know. They might do weird stuff if you throw them at the ground. I kind of don't want any.*
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**Bag of Beans** is a magical item. It is a bag containing beans that upon being thrown on the ground have various random and potentially devastating effects.
Hell

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**Hell** is a plane primarily inhabited by demons and the souls of the unbaptized. Following the Death of Glenn Close Hell became Christmas themed. Jodie Foster became the King of Hell.

Hell consists of layers that correspond to the seven deadly sins. In addition to this there is a level of hell dedicated to those who say 'Bitch'.
Season 2 Episode 15 "California Pizza Kombat"

The teens get into some combat which requires the hosts of this podcast to play the game Dungeons and Dragons super hard.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: His favorite pizza is sausage pizza. He also asks for every topping they have, and never receives every topping.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: His favorite feeling is being underneath his bed. He likes the cool ground, and can just relax and be calm under there. He also has two roombas that work in shifts (they are in love with each other).

Normal Oak: His favorite pizza is pepperoni because it has pep in the name, but because he is vegan he scrapes off the pepperoni and the cheese and just eats the tomato sauce and bread.

Scary Marlowe: She often dreams of the merch she will sell when she’s in a famous band. One of these items is torn pants that have Velcro so you can put them back together, called the Tear-Up Flare-Ups.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Phandalin

> Anthony: This is a town that looks straight out of a storybook. You see bipedal, dragon-esque, humanoids walking side-by-side with people that look to be human except they’re incredibly beautiful, incredibly young looking, have pointy ears, and are very tall. What are clearly gnomes and dwarves and halflings—
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Phandalin is a town in Faerûn. It is governed by The Lance.

## Locations

* The Lance's House
* Wispy Woods Inn

## Inhabitants

* The Lance
* Three
The Trial of Glenn Close

**The Trial of Glenn Close** was an event that took place around episodes S1E45, S1E46 and S1E47. It had several far reaching consequences, such a splitting the timeline and introducing Jodie Foster.

## Proceedings

what happened? who was there? what did they do? arguments and witnesses?

## Arguments For and Against

list of arguments and their dice values, accepted arguments.

## Verdict and Punishment

Glenn is guilty, numbers of the rolls, options for punishment, Glenn's reasoning for choosing.
Season 2 Episode 27 "Ei8ht"

The teens go to HELL!!!

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: This is not how he imagined he would die.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: His favorite animals are caterpillars. He likes them because they’re fuzzy, they’re content, they eat leaves, they don’t hurt anybody, and they don’t leave him (unlike butterflies, which fly away).

Normal Oak: He celebrates every instrument in the marching band, except the bass clarinet, because it’s ’just a clarinet trying to be a fucked up saxophone’. However, he thinks the bassoon is one of the most dignified instruments in the orchestra.

Scary Marlowe: The last 48 hours have been the best hours of her life since before Terry Jr joined her family, because no one is questioning her decisions, telling her what to do, or arbitrarily arguing with her.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Season 2: Quest

**Quest** is the second main campaign of *Dungeons and Daddies*. The campaign follows the teenage grandchildren of the player characters from Season 1: Odyssey as they try to find their missing dads.

## Cast

* Anthony Burch as the DM
* Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift
* Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson
* Will Campos as Normal Oak
* Beth May as Theresa "Terry/Scary" Marlowe

## Trivia

* Anthony didn't want his friends to play their season 1 character's sons, so he forbade them and they played the sons' kids instead.
Season 2 Episode 14 "Welcome to Earth"

The teens get their bearings as they acclimate to their new surroundings.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He’s always imagined ‘My Neighbor Totoro’ as a samurai movie.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: His favorite sound is the sound of silence in the house, when his dads have closed the door and he’s by himself.

Normal Oak: After seeing Taylor and Lincoln get into Laffy Taffys, he felt left out and wanted to impress them by getting a Laffy Taffy joke published, so has been writing in and submitting jokes.

Scary Marlowe: The closest she has ever gotten to bonding with Terry Jr is when he gave her a glass of strawberry lemonade and called it demonade because it was red. She thought that was cool, but then he wanted to watch ‘Fly Away Home’ which she considers to be Dad Propaganda (AKA Papaganda).

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Faerûn

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**Faerûn** is a continent in the Forgotten Realms.

## Season 1

Season 1 takes place in Faerûn, where the four dads try to find their lost sons.

### Locations

* Phandalin
* Neverwinter
* Roqueporte
* Meadowshade
* Waterdeep

## Season 2

Season 2 takes place in post-Code Purple Faerûn.

### Locations

* Phandalin
* San Dimas
* San Dimas High School
Season 1 Episode 26 "Moms of Future Past"

The dads take a moment after the revelations of the previous episode to collect themselves, and gather mercenaries for the final assault....

## Dad Facts

Glenn Close: Glenn's favorite Disneyland ride is Autopia, because the fumes cover up the smell of kush.

Darryl Wilson: Carol loves sci-fi and made Darryl watch Primer with her. When asked what his favorite part was, he quickly ran to the bathroom to look up the synopsis, he fell asleep and and Grant found him naked on the toilet.

Henry Oak: He belongs to the lovely organization the vicious skiers. (The rest of the cast came up with this fact.)

Ron Stampler: Samantha is the only one to call Ron "Ronnie."
San Dimas (Earth)

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*This page is about the Season 1 location. For the San Dimas in Season 2, see San Dimas.*

**San Dimas** is a town on Earth.

## Inhabitants

* Darryl Wilson
* Grant Wilson
* Ron Stampler
* Terry Jr. Stampler
* Henry Oak
* Lark Oak-Garcia
* Sparrow Oak-Garcia
* Glenn Close
* Nicky Close
* Jodie Foster
Season 1 Episode 18 "MMMPop!"

The tournament is on as the dads scramble to survive. Henry stretches, Glenn gets his hands dirty, Ron grows a few inches and establishes some key measurements, while Darryl embarrasses his son in front of his new friends.

## Dad Facts

Glenn Close: His hot take on the 3 UFO videos released by Tom DeLonge of Blink-182 is that they could be explained by a stationary balloon, a jet, or some kind of passenger airplane. He is more concerned about why Tom DeLonge is working for the government to put this "interference" out.

Darryl Wilson: He still uses his dad's PK grill.

Henry Oak: Henry's favorite radio station is the wind, despite Mercedes hosting a radio show.

Ron Stampler: Ron had a tummy ache during the first part of the Fortnite episode, but he was too manly to say anything and it went away.
Season 2 Episode 21 "Finding Forest Her"

The teens find themselves in a tense standoff with a familiar face.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: His favorite sushi is salmon sushi (because vitamin D is abundant in sushi, and salmon specifically).

Lincoln Li-Wilson: His favorite sushi is a vegetable roll.

Normal Oak: The raccoon he befriended outside of the school is not actually a raccoon, it’s a going on dog.

Scary Marlowe: She still plays the wordle, and loses every time because her six guesses are always the same: Awful, Angry, Annoy, Cruel, Gross, Inane. She has gotten it right six times.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Season 2 Episode 38 "Main Chairacter Syndrome"

All anchors are broken as the team prepares to commune with the Doodler.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He’s conflicted after the events that have happened, because on one hand he’s witnessed Scary going through some really hard emotional turmoil and trauma, but on the other hand, he got to spin around and slice people with a samurai sword.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: He still has a baby monitor in his room, so that he can say goodnight to his dads if he wakes up in the middle of the night. Now that he’s cut ties, he’s going to throw it away when he gets home.

Normal Oak: All of his shoes are Heelys, but he’s too scared to ‘ride the tiger’. He doesn’t know if he’s got what it takes to Heely.

Scary Marlowe: When Terry Jr first moved into her mom’s house, he introduced his recipe for Potatoes au gratin. She doesn’t like any type of potato, refused to eat them, and called them Potatoes au rotten. One night, she snuck down and tried it and thought it was delicious.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Lord of Chaos

**The Lord of Chaos** is an alter ego or a monicker for the combination of Lark and Sparrow. While in Neverwinter they dressed up as the Lord of Chaos to lead the Cult of the Doodler.

The Lord of Chaos was involved in a prophecy: When the Lord of Chaos would shed the blood of an unsung hero the Doodler would be brought to this world.
Therioside

Therioside refers to the animal side or aspect of a therianthrope. It is a term commonly used within the therianthropy community to describe the non-human, animal identity that a therianthrope identifies with or experiences. When therianthropes discuss their therioside, they are typically referring to the specific animal form or species that resonates with their identity.

	* The term therioside specifically pertains to the animal side of a therianthrope's identity. It represents the non-human, often animalistic aspect that is integral to the individual's self-concept.
2. Identity and Connection:
	* Therians use the concept of therioside to express their connection to a particular animal species. This identity goes beyond a simple affinity for or interest in an animal; it is a profound and personal identification that may influence the individual's thoughts, behaviors, and experiences.
3. Expression of Therianthropy:
	* When a therianthrope talks about their therioside, they are sharing insights into the specific animal form or species that resonates with their inner self. This may include discussions about behavioral traits, instincts, and experiences associated with their identified animal side.
4. Integral to Self-Concept:
	* The therioside is considered an integral part of the therianthrope's self-concept. It represents a significant aspect of their identity that coexists with their human identity, contributing to a complex and multifaceted sense of self.
5. Diversity of Therianthropic Experiences:
	* The concept of therioside reflects the diverse ways in which therianthropes experience their non-human identity. Each therianthrope may have a unique therioside, and discussions about theriosides contribute to the rich tapestry of experiences within the therianthropy community.

Example Usage: "Samantha shared her experiences with her therioside during the last shift, describing how she felt the instincts and movements of a wolf guiding her actions."

Note: Therioside is a central concept in therianthropy, representing the core animal identity of a therianthrope. It serves as a means of articulating and exploring the unique and deeply personal connection individuals feel with a specific animal form.
Season 2 Episode 37 "Cut My Life Into Pizzas"

The teens and the dads cross paths as they move to find the final anchor.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: Freddie was planning on changing Taylor’s voice this episode, but given the previous episode’s events, decided that it seemed inappropriate. So while jumping off of the building last episode, he swallowed a bug which delayed his voice drop.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: He tried the AYSO once (or the American Foot Kids Association in this world), but both Marco and Grant got red cards and were kicked out of the game. In solidarity, he kicked the ball really angrily and walked off with them. This got him a red card as well.

Normal Oak: For his 6th birthday, his grandmother Mercedes Oak-Garcia gave him a beautiful diamond encrusted piece of jewelry. He kept it on every day, and recently realized that it was worth exactly 300 gold pieces, and used it to cast revivify on Brad Schmegan.

Scary Marlowe: She doesn’t really like poetry, she hasn’t read a lot. But her favorite poem is called ‘Monsters I’ve Met’ by Shel Silverstein: *"I met a ghost, but he didn't want my head. He only wanted to know the way to Denver. I met a devil, but he didn't want my soul. He only wanted to borrow my bike a while. I met a vampire, but he didn't want my blood. He only wanted two nickels for a dime. I keep meeting all the right people at all the wrong times."* She thinks it’s cute that the monsters weren’t monsters when she met them.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Neverwinter

> **Anthony:** *You eventually come upon the city of Neverwinter. So you see a drawbridge and on the drawbridge you can see that there used to be a, what seemed to be like a red and gold flag but it's behind what is currently there which is a very large, very lovingly rendered illustration of the Doodler. The mascot of West Rock Elementary School.*
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**Neverwinter** is a large city in Faerûn. It is where Lark and Sparrow ended up after being sold by The Lance.

## Residents

* Sheriff Boreanaz
* The Bleeding Elf
* Cern
* Various members of The Cult of the Doodler

## Locations

* Pit of Myriad Delights
* Drunken Drow Tavern
Freddie Wong

### Overview

Freddie Wong is the co-founder of RocketJump and co-creator of the RocketJump YouTube channel. His video work has garnered over 9 million subscribers and has been viewed over 2 billion times. He was one of Forbes' 30 under 30 in 2015 and was the Webby Film & Video Person of the Year in 2014. Freddie plays Glenn Close, and Taylor Swift and mixed and edited Season 1 of the podcast through episode 53.
Terry Jr. Stampler

This page contains possibly major spoilers for the events of the podcast. Scroll at your own risk.*This page is about Terry Jr. For his father see Terry Sr. (Human) and for the vampire see Terry Sr.*

## Terry Jr. Stampler

### Relatives

Ron Stampler (step-father)
Samantha Stampler (mom)
Terry Sr. (father)
Veronica Marlowe (wife)
Scary Marlowe (step-daughter)

### Affiliation

Terry Sr. (formerly)
The Doodlers
D.A.D.D.I.E.S.
Grant Wilson
Lark Oak-Garcia
Sparrow Oak-Garcia
Nicky Close (formerly)

## Appearances

### Debut

S1Ep1 "A Man and His Handshake"

Terry Junior is the son of Samantha Stampler and Terry Sr., and the stepson of Ron Stampler.

In Season 2 he has become the step-father of Scary Marlowe.

## History

### Season 1

Terry is first introduced heading to the soccer tournament with the other dads and their kids. He attempts to convince them to leave without Ron.
He is pulled into the Forgotten Realms together with the others.

## Relationships

### Ron Stampler

Terry and Ron initially have a very hostile relationship. Eventually they work through it and come to be very close.

### Nick Close

Terry and Nick were presumably on good terms until Terry shot Nick's arm off.

## Trivia

* According to Darryl Wilson Terry is a hell of a center field.
Season 1: Odyssey

**Odyssey** is the first campaign of *Dungeons and Daddies*. The campaign follows four dads from our world attempting to find their lost sons in the Forgotten Realms.

* Anthony Burch as the DM

* Freddie Wong as Glenn Close

* Matt Arnold as Darryl Wilson

* Will Campos as Henry Oak

* Beth May as Ron Stampler
Season 2 Episode 2 "The Game of Life (Any WR Speedrun)"

The teens confront horrors at the local elementary school where they must do battle with a monster obsessed with speedrunning.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He is able to set a fire anywhere, in any condition (as long as it’s somewhat dry and he has a lighter).

Lincoln Li-Wilson: He likes trains.

Normal Oak: He likes any music as long as it's the marching band cover version.

Scary Marlowe: Her therapist suggested she write letters to her step-dad, which turned into passive aggressive post-it notes.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Season 2 Episode 6 "Dance Dance Revelations 2ndMix Link Version"

It's time to dance! But when stopping eldritch incursions on your reality is part of the festivities, this dance is going to be anything but normal!

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He has been trying - unsuccessfully - to get one of his dances sold in the hit game ‘Fork Knife’.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: He started getting lonely when Marco and Grant began to take ballroom dance classes and leaving him alone at home. After a year, he started going with them, but isn’t really into ballroom dancing. He is a very good modern dancer, and does a little bit of jazz as well.

Normal Oak: There was a contest to name the new school mascot, and the frontrunner was Demon the San Dimas Demon, the San Demon. People were coming up with ‘Summon the Demon’ chants, and the school administration decided it was getting out of hand, so to prevent blow back, Pepperoni Tony fudged the numbers and Teeny the Teen became the new mascot.

Scary Marlowe: She wants to be in a hardcore heavy metal rock band, but cannot play the guitar. She decided to start playing the cello instead, because she could fit a guitar in the cello case but her parents found out and keep telling her she can’t play the guitar.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Lark Oak-Garcia

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## Lark Oak-Garcia

* Season 1
* Season 2

### Relatives

Barry Oak (grandfather)
Henry Oak (father)
Mercedes Oak-Garcia (mother)
Sparrow Oak-Garcia (twin)
Hero Oak (niece)
Normal Oak (nephew)

### Affiliation

The Doodlers
D.A.D.D.I.E.S.
Grant Wilson
Terry Jr.
Sparrow Oak-Garcia
Nicky Close (formerly)

## Appearances

### Debut

S1Ep1 "A Man and His Handshake"

Lark is the brother of Sparrow Oak-Garcia, son of Mercedes Oak-Garcia and Henry Oak and the uncle of Normal Oak and Hero Oak.

He was pulled through a portal into Faerûn in Season 1.

## Overview

Initially, Lark and Sparrow are equally rambunctious, but while Sparrow is convinced by Henry to be kind and loving, Lark becomes more hardened over Season 1.

## History

### Season 1

Lark and Sparrow are first introduced punching a tree in their yard, while screaming power. Henry Oak encourages them for attempting to deal with their aggression, but tries and fails to dissuade them from harming the tree. They are picked up by Darryl Wilson like the other dads and their sons, and are pulled through a portal into the Forgotten Realms.

Lark and Sparrow are captured by the Lance and sold to Neverwinter. In Neverwinter they discover that the city worships Sparrow's creation, The Doodler. They are received as emissaries of the Doodler, and standing on each others shoulders don the guise of the Lord of Chaos.

The Dads arrive to Neverwinter. Lark and Sparrow think Henry will be angry and decide to throw the dads into the dungeons. In the dungeons the dads escape and Sparrow leaves Lark behind to initiate the ritual to summon the Doodler. Henry chases after Sparrow, while the other dads fight the guards and capture Lark, eventually throwing him in a cell.

While Lark is in the cell, Henry gives a speech that convinces Sparrow of the power of love, and Darryl throws the Bag of Beans resulting in a pyramid appearing and crushing the tower. Lark is found barely alive underneath the rubble.

After leaving Neverwinter, Lark and Sparrow are taken over by a booming voice and disappear.

## Relationships

### Sparrow Oak-Garcia

> **Sparrow:** *Do you trust me?*
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> **Lark:** *‘Til the end.*
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## Trivia

* Lark and/or Sparrow burned down a significant portion of their first school.
Season 2 Episode 11 "That Thing? You, Dude!"

Everyone acts hella sus this episode.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He is popular, but he doesn’t have a clique. His best friend moved away when he was in grade school, and since then he hasn’t really had any close friends.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: The one game other than soccer he enjoys is Bridge, but he and Grant aren’t allowed to play it with Marco anymore because they both get too intense and hurt his feelings.

Normal Oak: He does his own laundry, but his family has an all in one washer dryer and he has been pressing ‘dry’. He has only been getting his clothes warm.

Scary Marlowe: She drinks black coffee, but when people aren’t looking she puts some sugar in there. A lot of sugar.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Season 1 Episode 11 "From Dusk 'til Dad"

The dads head to *spicy meatball hands* Roqueporte with a new, powerful ally. Darryl reconnects with his hobby, Henry declines to appropriate Darryl's culture, Glenn's instincts were dead on, and Ron kills.

## Intro

This episodes intro features Paeden Bennetts being interviewed by a sports report after his fight in the previous episode. In the interview he announces he is retiring from Unfortunate Foster Children to go adventuring with the daddies.

## Dad Facts

Glenn Close: He is able to mimic other accents due to his worldly tours (Actor feat)

Darryl Wilson: He has "The Talk" with Grant when he caught him watching the Top Gun sex scene. Additionally, he has the Tavern Brawler feat

Henry Oak-Garcia: Henry is able to read lips (Observant feat)

Ron Stampler: He is also very good at mimicking other accents (Thespian feat)

## Trivia

It is revealed in the intro that Paeden has a UFC record of 0-278 and fights in the Strawweight Division.
Season 1 Episode 68 "I'm Going Home"

Part one of the two-part finale. The dads execute their plan as the final battle ensues.

## Intro

This intro has the dads entering a conference call in order to discuss the logistics of carpooling to the soccer game that began the season.

We also learn there was a 5th dad named Rupert Gunderson who had an RV well stocked for any inconveniences that could have arisen from the trip, including a generator, food, beds, and cooking materials. However, the crew didn't like him and decided to that Darryl's van (The Beast) instead.

## Summary

Detailed episode summary with linked character pages.

## Dad Facts

Glenn Close: as he died, he didn't have his life flash before his eyes. Instead, he just sat with the fact that he was in a lot of pain

Darryl Wilson: Final deadly sin of pride, he believed, back in episode one, that of all the dads, he was the best one

Henry Oak: Thinks he's the worst dad

Ron Stampler: Didn't think of himself as a dad until recently

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM.

Freddie Wong as Glenn Close.

Matt Arnold as Darryl Wilson.

Will Campos as Henry Oak.

Beth May as Ron Stampler.

Jimmy Wong as Jodie Foster.

Ester Ellis as Rupert Gunderson (previously credited under a different name)
Season 2 Episode 22 "Army of Tree"

The teens try to escape Erin O'Neil's forest with a miniature sun in tow!

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He has never injured himself while physically training. His training regimen is that he runs maybe half a mile every few months, and then stops. He also does as many push-ups as he can once every few months.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: He hates cats. His family got a cat when he was 4, but he was cruel and mean to the cat, and was upset that the cat was getting attention, so Marco and Grant had to get rid of the cat.

Normal Oak: He is not a morning person. He does not become himself until 11 o’clock in the morning.

Scary Marlowe: Despite being a star soccer player, she has never been injured while playing, though she wishes she had been for the attention.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Season 2 Episode 8 "Slumber Party Mayorssacre"

Lincoln lets his friends in on some important information as the teens have a slumber party to plan.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He had a ‘blankie’. It is actually a body pillow with two anime ladies on both sides (eight anime ladies total).

Lincoln Li-Wilson: He had an Usual Suspects moment where everything about Grant suddenly made sense. His favorite movies all have snipers in them, he was really bad at math but really good at predicting wind and the physics of objects falling very quickly.

Normal Oak: He likes Marvel movies. He thinks they’re pretty good, but that they’re a little too long.

Scary Marlowe: Last year she wanted to get a tongue ring but her mom said no. So she put a binder clip on the tip of her tongue, and cut the circulation off, turning her tongue bluish-black. After taking the clip off, her tongue went back to normal.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Season 1 Episode 9 "Punk is Dad"

The dads compete in a battle of the bands. Henry explains a complicated ritual, Darryl reminisces about one of his favorite bands, Glenn reveals a secret, and Ron unveils a hidden talent.

## Intro

This episodes intro is a parody of the show "Behind The Music" and features a very brief history of Glenn Close, as it gives cliff-notes of everything that has happened to him in the adventure so far.

## Dad Facts

Glenn Close: He graduated from the University of Texas International (UTI)

Darryl Wilson: He sneaks out to watch English soccer with the Chelsea boys every day

Henry Oak-Garcia: His favorite drink is a cold glass of water

Ron Stampler: He is unsure if dinosaurs are extinct, imaginary, or walk among us

## Trivia

This is the first appearance of Jimmy Wong, Freddie Wong's real life brother, as he guest stars in the intro as someone being interviewed about Glenn.
Season 1 Episode 30 "Van on the Run"

The dads, with their sons now back, flee from the Purple Robes and decide to lay low for the night.

## Dad Facts

Glenn Close: Glenn has an OnlyFans where he just has guitar tips.

Darryl Wilson: Darryl's favorite breakfast food is Frank'n'Eggs, which was his dad's favorite. It is just a hotdog cut into eggs.

Henry Oak: His biggest pet peeve is that when he Googles "fossils," he only gets results about the watch.

Ron Stampler: Ron has been skiing three times and only uses the pizza method because he thinks it's cooler.
Season 1 Episode 68, Pt. 2 "Hi "Going Home," I'm Dad!"

Part two. The season finale of Dungeons and Daddies: Season 1 - Odyssey. The dads confront the remaining Omega dads who stand between them and home.

## Intro

There is no silly introduction to this episode, since it's a part two of the finale of the season. Instead, Anthony gives a summary of how the previous episode ended, and then the plot continues

## Summary

Detailed episode summary with linked character pages.

## Dad Facts

There are no dad facts this episode, since it is a part two of the finale

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM.

Freddie Wong as Glenn Close.

Matt Arnold as Darryl Wilson.

Will Campos as Henry Oak.

Beth May as Ron Stampler.

Jimmy Wong as Jodie Foster.
Season 1 Episode 28 "The Bridges of Dad and Son County"

On a windswept bridge outside Castle Ravenloft, the dads finally confront the purple robes face to face and negotiate for their sons.

## Dad Facts

Glenn Close: Every year, Glenn puts a DJI Phantom drone on his Christmas list for Nick to buy him. This is because Glenn has a skewed idea of how much money Nick can get selling laser pointers.

Darryl Wilson: Darryl has broken his arm twice on his left and once on his right. Each was on a jungle gym across from the football field at ages 9, 20, and 36.

Henry Oak: Everything he cooks is "a la Henry."

Ron Stampler: Ron's signature looks nothing like his real name and is extremely easy to forge.
Season 2 Episode 44 "Atonyment"

The teens plan their next move while taking a moment to make amends.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He has respecced into a rogue, and is excited for doing more stealthy stuff.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: Even though he was homeschooled, his parents still did parent-teacher conferences, which was just Marco and Grant having dinner together while he could do whatever he wanted.

Normal Oak: Update on his mustache: He’s been feeding it essential oils for hair growth, and it’s doubled in strand count from 8 to 16. He’s going for a Hercule Poirot look right now.

Scary Marlowe: She doesn’t run errands, she walks errands. She’s got time.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Bill Close

Bill Close is Glenn Close's father, and one of the antagonists of Season 1 together with Barry Oak and Willy Stampler. While seemingly caring for Glenn somewhat, he was permissive and absent as a parent.

## Trivia

* While the Omega Dads plotline hadn't yet been fully planned, in hindsight Anthony headcanons that the purple figure in S1E5 is be Bill.
Chekhov's Snake

## Chekov's Snake

> Anthony: *"He's not like a snake-man. He's just a snake that is the size of a man. And he gets up on his tail and like balances himself vertically, and then like bends in the middle, to like bow to you and then begins to slip away. He’s Chekhov's snake now."*
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**Chekhov's Snake** is a man sized snake that was being held at the prison underneath the Pit of Myriad Delights. He escaped with the help of Darryl Wilson and the daddies.
Morgan Freeman

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## Morgan Freeman

### Relatives

Glenn Close (husband)
Jodie Foster (ex-husband)
Nicky Close (son)

## Biographical information

### Status

Alive (it's complicated)

Morgan Freeman was the mother of Nick Close. In the Original Timeline she was the wife of Glenn Close, though she died. In the Post-Trial Timeline she was the wife of Jodie Foster.
Three

>  *“I am going to die. This is going to be the last thing I see, is these blood, vomit, and iodine-stained psychopaths embracing each other over the corpses of my friends*.” - **Three, to himself**
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**Three** was one of The Lance's hunters. He died when The Lance, whom he considered family, shot him in the throat with a crossbow.
Season 1 Episode 13 "Terry Jr. and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Dad"

The dads come to terms with their actions and try and salvage Ron's relationship with Terry Jr. Darryl disguises his voice, Henry makes a phone call, Glenn grabs some goods, and Ron gains insight into the ways of the forest.

## Intro

This episode's intro parodies the podcast "Radiolab" and features "Jad Abumrad" and "Robert Krulwich" interviewing "Dougal Hornbuck" (voiced by Jimmy Wong) about the Astral Plane. It also feature's Shinji, who makes several references to Season 1 Episode 11.5 "Bonus Dungeon Sidequest Misadventure".

## Dad Facts

Glenn Close: He would have stormed Area 51 if he was able to.

Darryl Wilson: After the DILF incident, he joined crossfit on Wednesday nights. Due to a bad first experience, he now does square dancing classes... while still paying for crossfit.

Henry Oak: Henry has a retainer that he swallowed while in bear form.

Ron Stampler: He has naturally high cholesterol.

## Trivia

This is the second appearance of Jimmy Wong.
Season 1 Episode 65 "Frank Conversations"

The dads pool their resources and big brain energy together to form their final plan of attack.

## Intro

This week's intro parodies the intro for a late 80s, early 90s TV series called *Quantum Leap,* which follows a time traveling scientist. This mirrors what occurred with Darryl in the previous episode when he used The Stick of Functions to travel back in time to prevent Sweet Matilda from joining Willy's side. Amanda Shuckman is the voice actress in the parody.

## Dad Facts

Glenn Close: Says, "Primer? I hardly know her" whenever someone mentions the film *Primer*

Darryl Wilson: Sin of lust, while spending six months with Sweet Matilda, he drank beer in the shower while masturbating to relieve his lustful thoughts

Henry Oak: Has never broken a bone

Ron Stampler: No longer runs errands for Samantha because the first (and last) time he did it , she asked him to pick her up some pads, so he bought her puppy training pads instead of the menstrual product

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM.

Freddie Wong as Glenn Close.

Matt Arnold as Darryl Wilson.

Will Campos as Henry Oak.

Beth May as Ron Stampler.

Amanda Shuckman as Quantum Leap Intro Voice
Cern

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## Cern

### Affiliation

The Daddies
Glenn Close
Henry Oak-Garcia
Darryl Wilson
Ron Stampler

## Overview

Cern is a Lizardfolk dad, who was allied to the dads for a time. Later he found out that the dads had been responsible for the death of his sons, and turned on them and left.
Season 1 Episode 22 "Rich Dads, Poor Dads"

The dads come to terms with the fact that they've become insanely wealthy, and reconcile with some of their past sins. Ron drives a hard bargain, Darryl reconnects with an old friend, Henry wrestles with a guilty conscience, and Glenn does some smooth talking.

## Dad Facts

Glenn Close: Glenn has never put on virtual reality goggles. He believes they're the gateway to mind control.

Darryl Wilson: 50% of the furniture in the house is built by Darryl. (note: this only counts if you count the things like the spice rack and cutting boards and such)

Henry Oak: He considers himself the TMNT Donatello and the S&TC Charlotte.

Ron Stampler: Ron got sent to the principal's office in fourth grade for plagiarizing a book report on The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.
Season 1 Episode 21 "Connin' the Librarian"

The dads pay their late fees. Darryl remembers he can attack twice, Henry makes use of one of the most useless spells in D&D, Ron/Beth demonstrates their skills, Glenn shows how much he cares.

## Dad Facts

Glenn Close: Glenn tried to start an ASMR YouTube channel, and he failed because he took it too literally - "imagine you're a road broadcast mic pop cover in my hands..."

Darryl Wilson: Darryl puts inspection checklists on the mirrors in every bathroom, and writes "Cleaned by Dad" across all of them.

Henry Oak: Henry doesn't wash his hands... or wipe.

Ron Stampler: Ron's favorite mirror in his house growing up was in the attic where Ron always thought he looked absolutely amazing, because etched into the glass itself was the word "Stud."