The Bitches

A little too old

**The Bitches** is a gang created in mid-2019, consisting originally of five close friends, old and new, who would chain rob convenience stores and evade police for days on end. The official organization was created to produce and sell fursuit-based products commercially, though this never came to be. Having unofficially disbanded around August, they later came back together at the end of March of 2020.

## Members

Although the group has varied in numbers and temporarily recruited others over time, including Ricky Boriello, the core five always remained together. These include:

Daniel Dan, played by Bucklington: Generally regarded as the wildcard of the group, Dan's feral ways have not only led to hilarious moments, but some interesting stories as well. His usual role in robberies is to pry open the safe and retrieve the loot, though his unhinged and unstable methods of doing so sometimes lead to bizarre turnouts.

Fingle Dan, played by TheChief1114: Fingle Dan, the driver, has gone through extensive training to refine his skills. He's usually seen as one of the more experienced members of the group and cares little for the safety of the others, oftentimes running them over to get their attention. Fingle also seems to be the glue of The Bitches, seen when he leaves them with Forester for 5 minutes, resulting in Dan Dan and Jerry almost killing each other in a ten pace shootout. His experience also helps in selling packaged billstraps for extra cash.

Jerry the Breaker, played by Zuthar13: Jerry Jones is usually seen as the muscle, unafraid to do whatever it takes to keep the rest of the group safe. He's unfortunately therefore often targeted by police and taken down first when it comes to chases and robberies, leading to severe issues with money. Still, he's good at what he does.

Ken Tucky, played by Charborg: Ken's the mouth of the group, using his gift of gab as distractions to buy them time. More than being a well-versed improvisational distractor, he's also well-rounded in other skills, including robbing, fighting, and causing chaos.

and Rob Otte, played by Enevun: Robot's viewed as one of the kinder members of the group, and is proficient in many different skills. When robbing with the others, they tend to fill any position, from hacking, to prying, to distracting, and more. They now run a store known as Robot Retail, and is no longer able to participate in robberies because of this. Nevertheless, Robot still helps the group out with repairs and supplies.

## History & Description

The organization was officially created with the help of Steve Reeker on May 3, 2019, for a pooled fee of $20K. The original goal of the organization was to create and sell "high-end fur-replica clothing, which fully encapsulates the user," with their target demographic being "virgins." This never came to be before the group's disbandment in the summer, however, soon after which their business was lost in the financial crisis. Even before the organization, however, the group (usually Fingle, Dan, Ken, and Jerry) would tend to rob stores and get in crazy chases together. Dan pries, Fingle drives, Ken distracts, and Jerry breaks. When needed, Robot would help out.

This frequent activity continued for several months, usually in triumph. However, near the end of summer, several members began to come into the city less and less. Robot opened his store, Robot Retail. This left Fingle and Jerry, who continued to do occasional robberies together with newer friends.

The group wouldn't reunite until about 10 months later, when the four meet up again a few weeks after the worst of the financial crisis. Business continued as it was back then, if not a little more insane. As of now (4/10/20) the group is active, robbing, and as powerful as ever.

## Timeline

### The End... of Forester!

It's a normal day of robbing and chases for the Bitches when one receives a text from Carter Mann, a member of The Hive. He starts by informing the group that his gang had a job for the Bitches to carry out, if they were willing, to which they agreed. Both groups met up by a scrapyard, with the area being illuminated by headlights. There, Carter explained that he'd be willing to pay the four of them $10K apiece for the capture and 'execution' of the then lieutenant Paul Forester. The reasoning of this isn't fully explained until the day of capture, but they agree nonetheless and formally exchange numbers.

While The Bitches do have some close encounters with Forester, including seeing him 'gracefully' leap over some hills in his cruiser (this was OOC information at the time, but still a funny coincidence,) it's still a couple of weeks before they corner him on a mountain at Chiliad. From there, his phone is taken and he's forced into his truck and driven by Fingle to the lumber mill. At this time, he's only accompanied by Jerry, Fingle, and Dan, with Robot being left to Carrick O'Malley, an officer that had been following them.

From the mill, he's taken to a nearby beach, where Fingle 'falls asleep.' Forester's left to watch as Dan and Jerry face off in a duel, though they thankfully don't end up hurting each other too badly, as Carter arrives. Once Fingle wakes back up, the five of them make their way up a nearby cliff. Forester stands in the middle of three guns being pointed to him, and the opposite of Carter, who launches into exposition, explaining the reasoning behind the whole mess. As it turns out, Forester had taken away Danny T's gun license rather recently, causing Carter to put out a hit on him as payback. After this, he instructs the three to shoot at Paul, upping the bounty from $10K to $20K apiece. It's Fingle who lands the last shot rendering the officer unconscious after he falls into the water below. Everyone receives their due (with Dan using most of his share to bribe an EMS.)

## Trivia

* The Bitches once 'owned' a massive underground bunker, known as "Bitch HQ"
* The group also once resided in a mansion in the countryside
* They once would all attend 'family barbeques' with Jean-Claude Van Dan and probably others (it was also implied that the group either raised or trained him, but this isn't exactly confirmed)
* Their most common meeting place, the "Bitch Cabin" resided on top of a mountain near Chiliad in the forest. It was lost in a massive wildfire that also destroyed most of the park's trees, but was later rebuilt and refounded once similar trees grew back

## Quotes

* "The name kinda work, too, 'cause... Fingle Dan a bitch." (Dan Dan, regarding the name of the organization)
* "I hate how smart you fuckers are!" (Claire towards the Bitches, after they use a large truck to climb onto a highway and escape the police)

## Moments

### **Media**

* Ken Tucky Robs the World, by Charborg, a cinematic recreation of some the group's early moments
* Dogman's VOD edits of Bucklington's streams
* Dogman's Anime intro: The Bitches
* TheChief1114 VOD archive
* Charborg VOD archive
* Bucklington VOD archive
* Zuthar13 VOD archive
* Enevun VOD archive

### **Clips**

* *"Well, I'm going to have to ask you to let my friend go."*​​​​​

## Gallery

The Bitches, in creating their official organization: A Story in 3 ImagesPart of the gang next to the F1 Fingle. . .Reference.pngThe Bitches in relation to the average door