Geofacts Earth Timeline

## The History Earth

The history here should be substantive and productive in effecting new power dynamics, city layouts, art and literature, etc. Things such as day trips, mining trips, or incomplete building projects recorded here may be deleted. If you cannot find something, press Alt-F4 plus the date you want to go down toward. Alternatively, the periods below exist.

## March

#### March 18th

* Beginning of the Server.
* Israel is the first town to be created, is sadly deleted due the Upkeep crisis of the second day.
* The Gulf Coast Republic becomes the first nation to be founded on the server.
* Multiple other towns and nations are founded.

#### March 19th

* The Upkeep crisis happens, many early towns and nations are destroyed due to lack of awareness of upkeep pay times.
* El Dorado is discovered. Location is currently classified by the United Kingdom of the Netherlands
* The USSR is founded
* The Communist Republic Of Mikkolandia Is Founded In Finland by MichaelChat + DKGAMER5

#### March 20th

* Greater Japan, led by sovereign emperor aBonnie, is founded
* Vienna is founded

#### March 21st

* The "Bozos" sign appears near Amsterdam. Its creator claims to be a representative of Rome.
* Vienna and Budapest almost go into a full-scale war over 5$ worth of Copper.

#### March 24th

* The United Kingdom of the Netherlands gets "Hungaried" twice.
* At around 10:30 pm EST, the Mongol Empire is founded by TinjonFox

#### March 26th

* The Mongol Empire, which never even came into existence, was dissolved

* Around 12:00 AM EST, 2 pandas were found on an unknown island. One of the pandas happened to be the rare brown variant. The pandas were bred and it's assumed to be the only pandas on the server.
* Geofacts made a mediocre advertisement as a community post , dozens flock to the server.
* Trolonia (USSR) is declared a holy site by Geofacts as the Papal States and pope are declared as frauds.

* A fake panda is spawned by Geofacts in Vienna (USSR).
* At around 11:00pm EST, the International Coalition Against Extremist States, more commonly referred to as the ICAES, was established to condemn the growing threat of the Koworean terrorists.

### March 27th

* Amsterdam was accidently kicked from The Netherlands. The reason why it happened is unknown. Amsterdam was able to rejoin after a few minutes.
* The Dutch Royal House switched to The House of Holland.
* Medina, the first town to be founded in the Arabian Peninsula, is established.
* The End is enabled, Koworea wins the battle for the end against the USSR, PRC, and Crete.
* The tip of Patagonia is colonized for the first time by the Nation of Peru by Orangutango, with the settlement of Las Violetas.
* TayoMC Discusses His Distaste For Colonialism With Others.
* People realize only the Dutch and JsonBeuh are editing this (And no one cares)
* Sister Mary, having joined Geofacts, founds the settlement of Charity. In the following days she gains a well-regarded reputation for helping everyone, donating bread and iron to the poor.

#### March 28th

* At around 7:08pm EST, the New Order of Hejaz is founded.
* At around 11:30pm EST, player Orangutango, settler of Patagonia, in collaboration with the People's Republic of Peru, begins work on the Antarctic Research Directive. This project aims to build dual ports allowing for boat travel between South America and Antarctica. It also seeks to construct the first permanent base on Antarctica and develop some of the surrounding land.

#### March 29th

* Castle Town (A town in the Northern Pacific Coast now known as Petram) is attacked by Synistor. Beginning his killing of "freshies"
* Orangutango founds Las Violetas, now renamed Lago Escondido, as the crown colony of Patagonia and headquarters for the Antarctic Research Directive.

#### March 30th

* As the days for siegewars inevitable release grows closer, the whole world feels under a deep concern in regards to what the Koworean Terrorists plan to do, and put their faith into the World Nations that are a part of the ICAES.
* A new PVP group of Dynmap hunters called the Porkchop Hunters have killed 10+ people today making going out of claims more difficult and scary. Synistor is their leader. They exclusively target those they describe as "freshies", which in their own words, means "anyone with any iron armor." It is recommended to gear up on diamond armor as soon as possible to avoid being targeted.
* The Realm of Ganzir is founded on the Northern Pacific coast of the United States
* The Solus Empire, lead by Cadet\_Yoda, begins the Great Persecution, raiding the settlement of Charity and repeatedly killing Sister Mary. Due to pressure from other nations, they cease the raids, but tensions linger.

#### March 31st

* War is enabled
* Due to the Dutch colonization of West Borneo, the Indolaysians threaten war. This brings the Dutch to ally the Pork Hunters, and the Portuguese. (Then a colony in the Philippines)
* Lima falls to the Amazonian Empire
* Mikkolandia explodes in population

## April

#### April 1st

* Koworea, the world renowned terrorist state, launches a siege on New Orleans, the capital of the Gulf Coast Republic. As this is happening now, as of 11:45 PM EST, the ICAES are thrown into a panic as final preparations are being made. By the looks of things, this will be a long, painful war.
* The nation of Better\_Than\_Solus started a siege against the Westward Corporation in Mexico. A confrontation between the two nations has occurred in which the attackers were victorious. The Westward Corporation has surrendered to Better\_Than\_Solus after a peace talk with the terms both sides can agree on.
* The city of Lago Escondido, major headquarter of the Antarctic Research Directive, cuts ties with the People's Republic of Peru due to the former's need for peace to recruit further residents into the city. The town reaches an active population of 5, already making it one of South America's most active and important cities.

#### April 2nd

* Brasil was founded.
* lolYEEET became Prince of the Dutch Empire.
* Westward Corporation merged with Better\_Than\_Solus
* The town of New\_Tbilisi is established in the US state of Georgia by members of the Political Compass Balls Minecraft server (PCBMC), due to the fact that this server had players and theirs didn’t. The town would immediately be pressured by the Gulf Coast Republic to either move or join them.

#### April 4th

* A Massive Deepslate structure has appeared on the Realm of Ganzir's land, it is likely the single largest enclosed space on the server
* At 11:25 PM EST, the town of the Porkchop Hunters officially fell into ruin, marking a fall in their attacks on "freshies"
* The official decision to abandon New\_Tbilisi is given

#### April 5th

* The town of Tanesville is established in modern day lethoso by PCBMC refugees

#### April 9th

* New Batavia was sieged by Bospherous.
* Dutch Gold Coast is forced into Bospherous after Estonian siege and betrayal from mainland.
* Britain and the Lastine Empire attack the Saharan States. Atlantis is sieged, a battle takes place in Cairo and Cairo is bombed.
* The name Scams Whacky Fun Time Emporium wins the vote in the PCBMC discord server and becomes the official name of the newly founded nation, thus giving birth to the most stupid name in server history

#### April 10th

* The Saharan States merges into Bosphorus.
* Estonia and Bosphorus launch two different sieges on the Dutch Empire. These two sieges would lead to the destabilizing of the Dutch state.
* New Batavia surrendered to Bosphorus.
* Dutch Empire merged with Caleic Hannover.

#### April 30th

* Hannover Olympics is held, but resulting in a problem in infrastructure of the Parkour and results in the 'Great Hanoverian Loss of Stuff'

## May

#### May 1st

* Hanover declares independence from Elysium after a short communist revolution

#### May 2nd

* At 10:18 PM EST, The town of Koworea, a well known terrorist state, fell into ruin
* Quandale dingle dies of aids

#### May 5th

* Kingdom of Hungary falls into political chaos and Budapest is abandoned with the name being changed to the Republic of Pannonia.

#### May 9th

* Cat Kingdom decides to siege Vienna for their second time in Vienna's history, after earlier being sieged by Estonia.
* Boffage puzzled about his future on the server.

#### May 10th

* Hanover sides with Austria on Vienna's siege.
* New Order of Hejaz successfully defends the siege of Medina launched by Sprite.

#### May 27th

* Geofacts Earth staff applications have closed, resulting in a new batch of helpers in order to help the server. One particular person in the applications that got accepted is GlowstoneZombie, which would later on becoming one of the few admins on the server.
* The first Dutch Election begins.

#### May 28th

* The Dutch elections end with Gerard becoming the PM and DNP getting most of the seats.

#### May 29th

* The world's largest map-art flag, a Pride Flag, at 128x70, is completed in Aurora-LGBTville.

## June

#### June 1st

* The giant Pride Flag in Aurora is griefed and fixed.
* The Maldives land reclamation by the Netherlands begins.

## July

#### July 2nd

* Geofacts town purge has started with many towns that was over a debt limit has fallen into ruin, Mr\_Saint takes this opportunity to host a treasure hunt in the ruined towns, placing a reward containing a Geofacts playerhead in the ruined city of Butterville. The reward also contained Gold Rank or a increased rank to the winner. Moldwin was the one to recover the Geofacts playerhead, and gave the gold rank reward to Shoeis.

#### July 3rd

* The owner of the server Geofacts himself has made a visit to the server after a long time of no interaction to the server.

#### July 6th

* Geofacts First Build Competition has been announced.

#### July 11th

* Sister\_Mary, a prominent user at the time and the owner of Charity, has decided to quit the server.

#### July 14th

* Geofacts server has went down, forcing the build competition to be delayed.

#### July 19th

* Geofacts server has went back up after days of downtime.

#### July 21st

* Apocolips joins the Netherlands, becoming the first Dutch pvper.
* Gerard begins sieging inactive towns for money.
* Gerard's plan to siege Cat Kingdom is stopped by internal pressure within the Netherlands.
* Members of Avocado Republic kill Apocolips, Gerard secretly declares war on behalf of the Netherlands. The Netherlands loses the war within minutes of its start.

#### July 24th

* Deathin20 got extremely bored this particular day, and decided to update the Geofacts Timeline since no one else has been bothered to.
* Cadet Yoda, after executing a series of terrorist attacks on the Netherlands, is almost killed in Amsterdam by a secret weapon.
* The United States is formed by the North American Union, Gulf Coast Republic and Yellowstone Republic

#### July 25th

* The Grand Mosque of Medina is Completed

#### July 26th

* Build Competition winners has been finally declared after 20 days. Jutland, Porto, and Lima\_3 in respective order has received first, second, and third place. There has been some controversy over the winners, particularly with the first place winner Jutland.
* The Spanish Empire is formed by a former East Asian Union member
* Sveriges Imperium assaults various cities around Sweden that are not aligned to them.

#### July 27th

* The Spanish Empire begins a assault on the city of Manteigas and Zurich.
* Gibraltar has been occupied by NewOrderofHejaz

#### July 28th

* Operation "The Rhine is Mine" begins from the Soviet Union, East Asian Union, and the Spanish Empire, targeted at Netherlands. At first, the members Vasos, ImaSaltyPenguin, and JuStAPoTatOKiNG initially drained the Rhine river, but got banned due to unclear griefing rules at the time. Mr\_Saint fixed the clarification of the rules and unbanned all three, and not being able to drain the river anymore thanks to the rule clearup, they instead start sieging the Netherlands, starting with Frankfurt. This marked the beginning of the Rhine War.

#### July 29th

* Cat Kingdom has entered in the Rhine War on the side of the Netherlands, tipping the side in favor of the Netherlands and Cat Kingdom.

## August

#### August 4th

* New Order of Hejaz and Cat Kingdom, against the People's Republic of China and the Soviet Union, has fought a brutal battle in the town of Leviara, a part of New Indolaysia. The resulting day's worth of a battle resulted in a victory for Cat Kingdom and Hejaz, along with JuStAPoTatOKiNG proclaiming that most of china is going to be leaving the server until season 3.

#### August 17th

* Moldwin and Fcx plunder Ljubljana and occupy it.
* The Hanseatic League is reestablished.

#### August 20th

* Beloved player to all M3ple\_ also known as Maple quit the server officially. Been labelled as an honest and trustworthy person, he is one of the people known to have no shady past unlike Sister\_Mary.

### August 23rd

* The Republic of Pannonia would collapse with the Republika Slovenija & Kingdom of Carpathia splitting off from Pannonia, creating a 3 wayed Civil War. The Civil War never happens though.
* BoffageGame returns to the server

### August 24th

* The Count of Bessarabia [Nykllor] & The Count of Alfold [SirOofington], both part of the Kingdom of Carpathia, reviewed the Town of Ljubljana [The capital of Slovenija]. This would almost spark a war between the 2 when Ghost\_Michu would show up and "maybe" murdered 2 members of Ljubljana. Nykllor & SirOofington would only stop when Nykllor got outlawed in both Ljubljana & Eger for espionage AND almost got murdered by the Ljubljana Police Force... 7 times.

## September

#### September 1st

* The second Dutch Election ends, with Gerard being reelected as PM and with DNP-Aachen getting most of the seats.

#### September 2nd

* It is revealed that Granada, a town Gerard sieged, was active, triggering a minor scandal within the UKN.
* The Netherlands fights the Netherlands at Strasbourg, losing to the Netherlands.

#### September 3rd

* Sister\_Mary has returned to Geofacts after their departure on July 11th, stating that she is returning to Geofacts.
* The proposal to release Granada in the Dutch Parliament is denied with a classic 4/7 majority.
* The first Dutch Constitution is accepted, made by the Aachen Party and the Nationalist Party without consulting anyone else. The constitution, while very controversial, is accepted by a 4/7 majority.

#### September 4th

* The admins accidentally enable /jobs without any config, adding an OP way to get money. The server economy is broken.
* Teplapus convinces a happy Gerard to release Granada from occupation.

#### September 8th

* Slovenija, Carpathia & the remaining Pannonian Government all merged back together after a long fricking talk to create Greater Pannonia.

#### September 18th

* The server reopens for Season 3.
* 99UncleSam makes the Suez Ice road.
* Players can now be seen on the dynmap in the wilderness, so a group of pvpers begins hunting everyone who exits their town, terrorizing the entire server.

#### September 22nd

* The server closes again, probably making S3 the shortest season ever.