Spider

**Spiders** (order Araneae) are sapient eight-legged arthropods currently inhabiting almost all solid land that exists in the Solar System. They are the only species in the Solar System, other than humans, which have independently created organized societies and complex language. The main purpose of spiders in human society is the facilitation of Spider Super-Jetpack (SSJ) development, which uses high-energy bursts to accelerate its user upward by way of creating recoil from shooting spiders at 99.99999999999999999999951% the speed of light. Due to their versatility in spinning webs at this same speed, spiders are also notable for accelerating human clothing development. Frequent spider rebellions have been noted, with one occurring per month on a global scale, due to the destruction of spider society by human action. The largest ever spider rebellion on earth was the New York City Event, which left 337 people dead due to an attempted takeover of New York City by the spider clan now known as "The Great Stripes". However, the larger threat to human existence is the possibility of spiders being launched into the tungsten pool known as the sun may rebel, which would cause mass extinctions on earth. Due to this, spider rebellions there are put down as quickly as possible by humans.

Related to the Spider Super-Jetpack is the Spiderailgun, a mechanism which is used to launch spiders at 99.99999999999999999999951% the speed of light towards large tungsten pools such as the sun. It draws spiders from a spider dimension and launches them at said speed towards the tungsten pool in order to provide it with energy.

### Relation with Hornets and Bees

Bees are known to permeate more spacetime than spiders, by Heav's Tetrational Rotation Theorem. However, bees, spiders, and hornets follow a very strict hierarchy. Specifically, bees are at the bottom of the hierarchy, while spiders are in-between, and hornets are at the top.

## Essential Spider Oil

Essential Spider Oil is a substance produced from spiders by accelerating them into each other.

## Spider Uprisings

*Main Article: Spider Uprising*

Due to the large quantity of spiders in the vicinity of large tungsten pools, spiders occasionally organize into groups and rebel. This results in issues if not dealt with immediately. As a result, many wars have been waged between spiders and humans. These rebellions take place not only on the surface of tungsten pools such as the sun, but also throughout the solar system; however, the largest of these even on earth are markedly smaller compared to the massive revolts on the surface of the sun. This is further complicated by the strength of the solar spiders and their incredible temperature. As a result, humans are rarely sent to the sun to quell such rebellions, relying instead on weapons based on such substances as Francium Tetra(perchloryloxyazidoamino)cuban-1,3,5,7-tetraoate, 1,3,5,7-tetra(perchlorylperoxy)-2,4,6,8-tetra(pentazolyldi(fluoroperoxy)methyl)cubane, and The Pentagon

## Notes and References

1. ↑ The anti-spider military is one of the largest markets for these substances due to their extreme price and instability. Nonetheless, they do have other applications in the laboratory and in Apiochemistry.