Grug

## Gruggus 'Grug Grug' Grugsworth

Grugatron

Blight (Acquaintance)

Nir (Acquaintance)

Hodge Podge (Acquaintance)

Warwick (Acquaintance)

Dirnis ( >:[ )

Dave the Travelling Salesman (Brother)

## Gruggus 'Grug Grug' Grugsworth

"Please Monty, please please pretty please, have a slice of cake I swear it's good, Monty" *- Grug, pleading with Monty to try his cake*

### Abilities

 Dexterity
 Constitution
 Intelligence
 Wisdom
 Charisma

### Biography

Gruggus 'Grug Grug' Grugsworth is the barbarian chef that, until mere weeks ago, had spent 69 years floating across the Astral Sea. During his ventures, Grug made brief contact with a deity, Corellon, the god of art and magic. Although to anybody else, an encounter such as this would be life changing, Grug does not understand magic, nor art. Not much is known about life before he traversed the astral sea, even to Grug himself. Before then, he was a chef in training at a small bar in his hometown, which is where Grug discovered his love for the art of cookery. He also has a deep love for the art of clobbering things, armed with his giant, Grug-Marked, Warhammer, duel-wielding his two trusty Light Hammers and the four javelins which he keeps at hand. After being spat out of the astral sea onto XXXX, meeting both Blight and the Griffon, the griffon that would become tamed and known as His Valiant Steed. Once Blight vacates the area, Grug takes off and meets the crew of Krux's ship, the Second Wind, before then joining the party as the ship's barbarian cook.

### Physical Description

Grug is a 6'0, wide green half-orc. This absolute unit of a man wears his jet black hair in a tidy manbun at the back of his head, with a great, long beard that is tied together towards the bottom. He wears a leather tunic and pants, which are kept together by a dark brown belt. Grug hangs his two light hammers from the side of his belt, as well as having his trusty Grug-branded warhammer which is strapped around his at all times, always being prepared for combat. Also latched to his belt is his small bag, which contains Grug's deepest and darkest secrets within his diary from before becoming an astral drifter - secrets that Grug himself hasn't dared (or remembered) to read. Grug also comes equipped with his favourite pair of shoes, his crocs that are always set to defence mode, once again showing his constant readiness and eager nature when it comes to battle.

### Personality

Grug has both the charisma and intellect of a brick wall, with him only showing much care for C&C (Clobbering and Cooking). Despite this, Grug has great aptitude in animal handling, perhaps due to having the same level of intelligence as the animals he meets, shown by his quick taming of the griffon, who would become His Valiant Steed.

## Relationships

Dave the Travelling Merchant - Brothers

Monty - Sad that they never accepted his cake D':

Blight - Respects his throwing arm; has a mean, mighty throw for a silly guy

My Valiant Steed - Grug's trusted Griffon, and more importantly Valiant Steed!

## Items

* Warhammer - Grug's favourite weapons, as shown by him scrawling his name along the side of the hammer
* Light Hammers - Grug's secondaries, which he duel-wields two. Double the clobbering, double the fun
* Javelins - Long point sticks Grug just likes to throw
* Shield - Grug is a squishy bastard (not beating the allegations), so he bought a shield. Grug cherishes the shield as it was both the first purchase he had made following his astral drifting, and was also purchased from his brother, Dave.
* An Explorers Pack - Contains Grug's essentials, such as rations, a tinderbox, torches but also holds Grug's ink pen and diary.

## Grug Trivia!

* Grug fucking loves scrambled eggs. He's nutso for the scrambled eggs. He goes rabid for scrambled egg. He is positively wacky for the scrambled egg.
* Grug has a Spotify playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4BQf8IMC3BvQ42HrEpTXfi?si=7d24f0acccd04bc2