Edge Of Venomverse: Deadpool Comic Dub

**'Edge Of Venomverse: Deadpool Comic Dub'** is a video on David Near's channel made on the 6th, October 2018.

## Synopsis

Presumably, a voiceover of a Deadpool comic.

## Video Description

[Music]
hello it's me everyone's favorite
superhero the Merc with the mouth the
regenerating degenerate the one the only
Deadpool I bet you're wondering why I
call myself Deadpool well fear not
here's the part where I reveal my origin
story it all started when I went
swimming in a radioactive pool granting
me pool leg powers no wait actually I
was in an alley and watched my parents
suddenly drown in a surprise pool using
the family fortune I vowed to avenge
them by draining every pole in Gotham I
lied I was really taking a bath just a
mile from the detonation of the gamma
bomb that gave the Hulk his powers and
it you know what I bet you know the
story anyway
turn the page stop me if you've heard
this one before archaeologists found
tapeworm larvae in the fossilized feces
of a dinosaur shark prehistoric shark
poop full of love bundles of parasitic
joy true story here's hoping nobody goes
poking around my bm's 270 million years
from now it's been good having someone
to talk to it gets so lonely up here I
feel like we've really bonded well off
to work we go
peekaboo got a naughty doc who doesn't
want to share his new toys with the
Pentagon did I say doctor sorry what I
meant to say was parapsychologist
augmented biological symbiotic s-- organ
transplants wet weaponry icky stuff just
what kind of sick twisted STD is this
guy fooling with round here oh yeah I
caught me a bad case of the crabs back
in the day look just like that ugly son
of a gun took me three weeks just to
scrub out my nice doctor Scott didn't
hear you there let's work on our
lurching okay what's the haps craps cat
got your sorry never kiss on the first
date
it's a rule yeah easily the grossest
thing I've seen all day
oh definitely in the top three this has
been fun and all thanks for the tour but
now it's time to you know hop back in
your jars like your little tapeworms
join us not the suit madam oh come on I
just got this dry-cleaned clothes hey no
hey Keith no hankies hey mister hands
which one of you keeps knocking on the
back door bad touch bad touch
well what if we got here now it's just a
big intense darkness my old friend
[Music]
I've got a plus-one to this slimy
sausage party and I sure could use some
arm candy that's what I'm talking about
you know room for you step up get your
tendrils off our man foo talk about a
cleanse
I feel detoxed already so where were we
softly creeping we get to save the day
escargot putting us to sleep less
monologuing more squishing st. Mary's
Hospital
looks like we ain't done just yet gotta
hunt down a few errant parasites before
they hook up with a few new hosts and
bash some bad guys but first uh mind if
we make a quick pit stop
that everybody all the little parasites
out back there Bueller Bueller
but my turns like fine and raindrops
fell and echoed in the world
of violence okay kid it's time to see a
real hero in action
Gration CD did we're about to witness
history folks prepare for the world's
first parasitic liver hybrid transplant
this is the future of organ transplants
people just this week alone have already
transplanted a parasitic heart a pair of
parasitic lungs a parasite stopped their
transplant to wait huh okay okay we get
it
you're a hive mind is such a broken
record with these worms am i right join
us break it to but I'm a one parasite
kind of guy there's plenty of me to go
around and wish I knew how to quit you
clear
oh I felt that one in my nards hey where
do you think you're going mister come
back with that meat soup with you this
this relationship or whatever you want
to call it it's just I totally did that
you're into multiples mixing it up
swapping fun times but even in Menasha
Tonks can get a little boring after a
while it's not you baby it's me polish
[Music]
of course it's you and you and you and
you and you and you and you and you and
you and even our skin
with restless screams I walked alone
something Street and kidney stones
beneath the hey loved by something
something something
[Music]
whoa I've never felt so so violated
before and that's saying something
watch out ladies go to all super weight
is back in the set not so fast
it feels good to be back to be us again
to be one you complete we're the good
guys here wouldn't hurt yes we better
work on our public relations a bit huh
so why don't we do what heroes do and be
heroic congratulations it's a girl who
wants a balloon animal
[Music]
eat your heart out patch Adams comin
through
back away off to the colon hydrotherapy
saving lives inspiring minds Dewayne
tapeworms our work here is done which
one of you flush the toilet last
and no one dared disturb the sound of
[Music]
that hurt at least now I know what my
spleen tastes like at least I hope
that's my spleen on your feet soldier n
they wondered reason not to rip your
head off and shit hole with Grey Poupon
how's this there's a war going on and we
need all the help we can get
well when you put that way
sign me up Sarge it's kept
[Music]
[Music]
you

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Nicki Minaj showed off even more than she planned at Jay-Z’s Made In America festival this weekend.
The “Barbie Dreams” rapper, who headlined the Philadelphia show, endured multiple wardrobe malfunctions during her performance Sunday.
“They put on see thru pasties on me while heading to stage,” Minaj tweeted. “I just KNEW they were my normal (non see through ones) chile… ummmm they were not!”
Minaj seemed to brush off the nip-slip snafu during her performance, telling the audience, “You know what? Let’s go at it. They all saw my nipples at least 50 times tonight,” before going in on a rendition of “MotorSport.”
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