Forumer (and Gang Member) Incorrect Quotes

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 **Galaxian:** I know the mods here have made a decision.

**Galaxian:** But because it's a stupid decision, I've also made the conscious decision to ignore it.

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 *Rai'*, to Hitan: This isn't flying. This is falling with style!

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 **Solar:** When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and you make super-lemons.

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**Baldr:** I thought we were friends.

 **Benigno:** That got boring.

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**Aeorius:** Stand back, everyone! Nothing here to see! Just imminent danger, and in the middle of it all, ME!

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 **Hitan:** This is going to get interesting.

 **Rai:** Please define 'interesting'

 **Hitan:** "Oh gods, oh gods, we're all going to die"? :)

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 **Galaxian:** Do you mean Dolphin's in trouble, or he's *the* trouble?

 **Rai:** I mean he's either in trouble, or he's going to be.

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 **Galaxian:** You're treating a symptom while the disease rages on, consuming the human race. The fish rots from the head, so they say. So I'm thinking, why not cut off the head?

 **Hitan:** Of the human race?

 **Galaxian:** It's not a perfect metaphor.

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 **Bobcat:** (\*trips and falls over\*)

 **Bobcat:** I've added the force of gravity to my list of enemies, I guess.

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 **Wiley:** Hey, Wiles. Your voice of reason here. What're you doing?!!

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 **Syd:** Thanks for nothing.

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 **Galaxian**, wandering incoherently around the forums: Angst. Angst. Angst. Angst. Angst.

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 **Raez:** Whatever happened to "I got this"?

 **Wiley:** Oh yeah. I got this.

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 **Ernesto:** I don't know how I know, but I'm gonna find my purpose!

 **Ernesto:** I don't know where I'm gonna look, but I'm gonna find my purpose!

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 **Echo:** Have you ever been in the mood to destroy your OCs' relationships with everyone they know?

 **Specter**  and  **Galaxian:**  =\_=

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 **Benigno:** I'm not so good with the advice...can I interest you with a sarcastic comment?

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 **Necromancer:** Hey! Good morning! I adopted 32 dogs and cats. Did you want pancakes?

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 **Galaxian:** How many plans are there? Plan M?

 **Rai:** Dolphin dies in Plan M.

 **Benigno:** I like Plan M.

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 **Akuma:** How old are you?

 **Galaxian:** I'm ten.

 **Akuma:** Oh good, he's ten.

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 **Benigno:** I'm 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bone. Sarcasm is my only defense!

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 **Galaxian:** Any fight you can walk out from is a good fight!

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 **Bobcat:** So, as you all know, flame wars tended to be a little disappointing when it came to gauging maturity, so let's all get along and avoid them.

 **Samurai:** "A little"???

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 **Lavender:** Why're you telling me all of this?

 **Samurai:** It's plot exposition. It has to go somewhere.

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 **Galaxian:** Some call me Galaxian.

**Galaxian:** That's because it's my nickname.

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 **Benigno:** I'd prefer if you guys ask me for permission so I can say no.

**Benigno: I love saying no. It lowers your enthusiasm.**

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 **Galaxian:** I am 100% certain

**Galaxian:** that I am 0% sure of what to do in this situation.

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 **Echo:** So what's the plan?

 **Galaxian:** It mostly involves not dying.

**Echo:** I like that plan! :D

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 **Samurai:** Rules were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

 **Galaxian:** Um, piñatas?

 **Echo:** Glow sticks.

 **Meerkat:** Karate boards.

 **Bobcat:** Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

 **Specter:** And rules!

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 **Echo:** I've missed all of the MB meetings for very legitimate reasons.

 **North:** "Sleeping", "cooking a French bread", and "forgot".

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 **Galaxian:** Oh good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment, and insanity to my to-do list today!

 **Benigno:** Haha. You too?

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 **Wiley:** Question. When does this get fun?

 **Raez:** It doesn't get fun. It's a Rai idea.

 **Rai:** Exac--wait, what?

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 **Lavender** to her own characters: And you die, and you disappear, and you run away! Everyone's unhappy!

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 **Hitan:** You shouldn't insult anyone bigger than you.

 **Galaxian:** ...then I wouldn't be able to insult anyone at all.

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 **Galaxian:** Thanks for agreeing to see me :D.

 **Samurai:** ...I didn't. You just walked straight into an ongoing meeting.

 **Galaxian:** :D

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 **Galaxian:** This is the absolute worst forum-anniversary ever.

 **Rai:** Is it because there's an army chasing us down?

 **Galaxian:** No, because it's too humid--YES, IT'S BECAUSE THERE'S AN ARMY CHASING US DOWN.

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 **Baldr:** Don't you have to act stupid somewhere else?

 **Benigno:** Not until 4~

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 **Galaxian:** Do I *look* like a killer to you?

 **Silence:** You kill my patience.

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 **Helios:** I feel like being nice for once...

 **Crimson:** When were you ever nice?

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 **Wiley:** Chlorite always criticizes others for things it can't do itself.

 **Rai:** ...Wiles...

 **Wiley:** It's such a *hypochlorite.*

 **Rai:** *Wiles--*

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 **Chnoasmos:** Leave me to do my evil bidding.

 **666:** What are you bidding on?

 **Chnoasmos:** I am bidding on a table.

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 **Rai:** Studying? More like Student Dying. Amiright or amiright?

 **Hitan:** ...are you...okay??

 **Rai**, tilting his head back and chuckling: I have been awake for 103 hours.

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 **Galaxian:** So what are you going to do?

 **Xenon:** Hmm. I don't know. Maybe pizza?

 **Galaxian:**

 **Galaxian:** About the situation, Xenon.

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 **The A.A.:** I have no friends.

 **The Mamba:**

 **The Mamba'*, coughing: Okay then, what am* I**? *A ROACH?*

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 **Wiley**, poking Raez hard on the shoulder: HEY!

 **Raez:** ...what?

 **Wiley:** Are you asleep?

 **Raez:** what the actual hecking--

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 **Weisheng Wuhan:** Giant flying sheep--

 **Syd:** Those are clouds.

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 **Specter**, singing: Hey~

 **Galaxian:** (\*waves\*)

 **Specter**, still singing: How you doin' my fren'?

 **Galaxian**, singing back: Oh I'm doin' just fine--

 **Galaxian:** I lied, I'm dead inside~

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 **Sunny**, maybe singing: I know every rock and tree and creature has a life. Has a spirit. (\*slaps\*) Has a mosquito--

 **Sunny**, skipping away: Yayyyy.

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 **Cosmic:** (\*stops a forumer on the street\*) You were speeding?

**Forumer:** Yes

 **Cosmic:** Have a license?

**Forumer:** Yes

 **Cosmic:** What's your name?

**Forumer**, nodding: Yes

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 **Galaxian**, singing to themselves on the sofa: I think I've found myself a unicorn

 **Galaxian:** (\*points just as the A.A. stands up behind the couch\*)

 **Galaxian:** O.0 :/ How did you get into my house~

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**Anyone**, entering Galaxian's homethread:

 **Galaxian:** hELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDEEE~

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 **Hitan:** So, how was everyone's weekend?

**Student:** (\*stands up\*)

**Student:** AUUUUUUGHHHH

 **Hitan:** (ʘᗩʘ') WHY DID I *CHOOSE* THIS JOB?

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 **Rai:** So uh, if Galaxian ever tries to kill me, I will defend myself.

 **Hitan:** If Galaxi ever tries to kill you, you'll be dead.

 **Rai:** Welp thanks for the vote of confidence

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 **Xuqiao:** Tribal Leader, what are these?

 **Rensa:** Knives, blades, swords, spellbooks, enchantment materials, spears, shields, bows, arrows, vials, quivers...

 **Xuqiao:** ...gods!

 **Rensa:** Doubt they would fit.

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 **Galaxian:** It's a beautiful day.

 **Echo:** Not as beautiful as me ^w^.

 **Galaxian:** ...

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**Waiter:** What'd you like to eat?

 **Echo:** tHe sOuLs oF tHe iNnOcEnT.

 **Specter:** A bagel!

 **Echo:** NOOOOO!

 **Specter:** Two bagels!

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 **Echo:** I'm a total failure.

 **Time:** Yes, you are.

 **Echo:** I've screwed up really badly.

 **Time:** Yes, you have.

 **Echo:** I could use some words of encouragement.

 **Time:** Yes, you could.

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 **Galaxian**, proudly: Tell me I'm wrong!

 **Cosmic:** You're wrong.

 **Galaxian:** :( But I'm not.

 **Cosmic:** You said to tell you you're wrong.

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 **Sunny:** Some people are like clouds.

 **Sunny:** Once they're gone, it's a beautiful day.

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 **Death:** The therapist told me that I have problems with seeking revenge.

 **Death:** We'll see about that.

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 **Rai:** (\*watching Raez stumble around and trip on absolutely everything due to his bad vision while they're on a dangerous trip\*) Why are you here and not at the eye doctor's?

 **Raez:** I feel fine.

 **Wiley:** That's what I had the gravestone makers put on his gravestone in preparation for him falling off a cliff and into a ravine. "He felt fine."

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 **Rai:** (\*holding a cat\*) It's your cat, right? So name it. What do you want it to be called?

 **Raez:** I think... I want it to be called...Dog.

 **Rai:**

 **Raez:** It's a cat, but it's called Dog. ;)

 **Rai:**

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 **Galaxian:** I'd like to say thank you.

 **Sunny:** Disgusting. Don't say things like that just before we'll launch an attack.

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(*In a group chat*)

 **Echo:** "lol I'm dying help"

 **Galaxian:** "Oof lol, same"

 **Specter:** "Rip 👻👻👻. Anyways what's up???"

 **Echo:** "no like I'm legit dying"

 **Echo:** "Some guy just stabbed me in a MacDonald's parking lot"

 **Echo:** "The lol is just a habit"

 **Echo:** (\*sends a picture of himself dabbing in the ambulance\*)

**Multiple people are typing...**

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 **Wiley:** A relationship is like chewing gum. The first part of it is sweet, the second part is tasteless, and the third part consists of spitting it out.

 **Rai**, looking considerably distressed sitting by Anima's side: I did not ask.

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