GU.F.F. Major Staff Outline

## Part One Of [REDACTED]

*Dear citizens, we feel we must outline our major; focal workers at the G.U.F.F., for the purpose of greater public appreciation of their efforts.*

*Though all workers of our organization are deeply valued and deserve a chance to tell their stories, possibly in a series with the working title of [REDACTED] or possibly [REDACTED], these are the members who spearhead major operations; co-ordinate study and management of the fortean, and the negotiations with congresspersons about why our funding should not be halved yet again.*

*This is only a fractional sampling given the size of our organization, with later articles to follow at the dates of [REDACTED].*

*They include:*

***Doctor Ossia:** A chief expert in the fields of parabiology, joined in the 1990s and rose through the ranks quickly due to willingness to engage directly where previous administrators had been overly cautions, almost certainly one of the reasons we remained existent instead of being absorbed into [REDACTED] as said organization had been campaigning for for years.*

*She sustained heavy damage to her coporeality in the incident of [REDACTED] in 2001 due to that risk taking, though G.U.F.F. technology was mostly able to restore her to stability, and her insistence on working with it has lead to extraordinary discoveries and expansion of her abilities. Without her there, it is likely large portions of the country would not have survived due to [REDACTED].*

***Doctor Ceeley Susans:** Secondary field leader in dealing with anomalous autonomous "mobiles" of Kaiju-class size. Formerly primary field leader, but given secondary rank due to severe personal injury combined with desire to continue working. Notable for her sharpened "hook" prosthetic arm, her metal "peg" leg with sharpened spikes at the bottom and her scarred eye continually covered with an eyepatch.*

*Relies heavily on mobility devices, prefers use of larger vehicles such as [REDACTED] for work. Must ALWAYS be monitored by secondary personnel of mission-relevant secondary departments when in field, given her definitions of such as a "hunt" may lead to drastic and callous actions unbecoming of our organization.*

***Norma Pearson:** A researcher in parapsychology who has been with us for [REDACTED] years, transitioning from consulting work to full-time emplyment after [REDACTED] incident, Norma is a PERFECTLY NON-ANOMALOUS HUMAN. Her skin is impeccable and almost certainly not an old stitched together bag filled with anomalous organisms.*

*These organisms are most certainly not in a hivemind that she is not deeply insecure about alongside the state of her disguise that does not exist, and she most certainly does not fall into a deep state of despair and fear when her disguise WHICH DOES NOT EXIST is questioned, for fear of her anomalous origins WHICH WERE NOT A THING leading to dehumanization as in incident C-1963  WHICH IS NOT A TRUE INCIDENT YOU MAY ASK FOR THE RECORDS OF AT THE DESK, PREFERABLY OUT OF EARSHOT OF NORMA.*

*Please act as if nobody suspects a thing around her, because NOBODY DOES! WHY WOULD THEY?!*

***Azulblanc:** A computer designed in 197[REDACTED] as an evolving emergent intelligence for the purposes of combatting BIG RED, designed to be consistently upgraded with the latest technology and to process information to learn and evolve into sentience and compassion beyond humanity.*

*Technically a “junior staffer,” Azulblanc has achieved a roughly genius-human level of sentience so far, and is employed as a manager of the emerging world of cybernetic anomalies in terms of both study and as an instrument of aprehension.*

*They are known for being perhaps the most sensitive, empathetic, and caring members of the staff, with employment as a psychologist. Though, its own [REDACTED] from incidents such as [REDACTED] may require secondary care in the field of [REDACTED]*

***Ex-President Henry Wallace:** The cybernetically-preserved mind of ex-president Henry Wallace in a timeline where he was not replaced by Harry Truman as Franklin Roosevelt’s vice-president, leading to [REDACTED] and a wildly different timeline, he has volunteered to join us as a form of volunteer work, usually operating as head in the area of spacial and temporal fieldwork*

*He is disallowed in providing us technology from his own timeline due to rules of “interference”, but is not disallowed from repair and analysis of technologies and paratechnologies similar to such. He is known for his hotheadedness, but also for his willingness to admit to and repair his mistakes, and thusly an excellent field operative.*

***Agent Noah Lime:*** *Head of "Pataphysics Department", G.U.F.F. founding member legally and metaphysically unable to be fired despite involvement in incidents such as {REDACTED], is currently contained as a disembodied head.*

*Members must be level [REDACTED] clearance to speak with him. For their own safety moreso than Lime's. He is immensely knowlegable on many fields, but DO NOT ask him ANYTHING with an ideological bent. If this provides obstacles, DO NOT think you can handle him. Simply walk away and ask elsewhere. We know what he can do, and this is NOT a risk that should be taken.*

***Reynold Dacurso:** In charge of redacting sensitive information. He is very tired most of the time. And we are very sorry.*

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