Fairytale Creature invasion/Lord Farquaad

This is how Fairytale Creature invasion and Lord Farquaad goes in The Rescue Bot Recruits' Adventures of Shrek.

[Then we see Shrek making dinner]

[He makes sure everything is ready as Donkey and the Recruits watch]

[Wedge is impressed]

[They head to the front door and settle down to sleep]

[Shrek is about to eat another piece of the slug when he hears a clattering noise]

Shrek: [sighs and gets up] I thought I told you all to stay outside!

[Donkey looks in through the window]

Donkey: We are outside.

[Shrek hears the clattering noise again]

[He sees a mouse shadow on the wall]

[The recruits look in]

Whirl: Shrek, what was that noise?

[Shrek investigates under the table as another mouse shadow passes behind him]

Hoist: Okay, it's clear that shadow was mouse shaped.

[Shrek hears something on the table and sees three mice wearing sunglasses and carrying walking sticks on the table]

Mouse 1: Well, gents, it's a far cry from the farm but what choice do we have?

[One of them trips over a spoon]

Mouse 2: Well, it's not home. But it'll do just fine.

[One of them bounces on the slug]

Mouse 3: What a lovely bed.

[Shrek grabs him]

Shrek: Gotcha!

[The mouse gets on his shoulder and spots his ear]

Mouse 3: [sniffs] I've found some cheese!

[He bites Shrek's ear]

Shrek: Ow!

Mouse 3: Bleuh! Awful stuff!

[He jumps off Shrek's shoulder onto a spoon, launching a brown liquid into Shrek's face]

Mouse 2: Was that you, Gordo?

Mouse 3: How did you know?

Wedge: Knock it off! [grabs the mice] Now how'd you get in here?

[A glass domed bed is pushed into him from behind]

Wedge: Hey!

[He's sees the Seven Dwarves]

Whirl: Aww, look at them. They're so cute.

Wedge: Oh, no, no, no. Dead broad off the table.

Dwarf: Where are we supposed to put her? The bed’s taken.

Shrek: Huh?

[Shrek goes to the bedroom. Indeed, the bed is being slept in by the Big Bad Wolf]

Big Bad Wolf: What?

[Shrek takes him to the door]

Shrek: I live in a swamp. I put up signs. I'm a terrifying ogre! What do I have to do to get a little privacy?

Medix: Uh, Shrek? You might wanna see this.

Shrek: See what?

[He looks and sees what Medix is talking about]

[There are millions of Fairytale Creatures taking camp in Shrek's swamp]

[The Recruits are confused and at the same time excited]

[The noise is silenced by Hoist honking his horn]

Hoist: Hey, excuse me, but why are you all here?

Donkey: Hey, don't look at me. I didn't invite them.

Pinocchio: Gee, no one invited us!

Wedge: What?!

Pinocchio: We were forced to come here!

Medix: And just who was it that forced you to take residence here?

One of the Little Pigs: Lord Farquaad. He huffed and he puffed and he... signed an eviction notice.

Wedge: [sighs] Alright.

Hoist: Who knows where this... Farquaad guy is?

[There's silence]

Donkey: Oh, I do. I know where he is!

Wedge: Anyone other than the annoying talking donkey?

[All the other fairytale creatures chatter and point fingers]

Hoist: Anyone at all?

Donkey: Oh! Oh, pick me! Oh! I know! I know! Me, me!

Medix: Anyone?

Wedge: Okay, fine.

Hotshot: I got this, Wedge. [clears his throat] Attention, all... fairytale things! Do not get comfortable! Your welcome is officially worn out! In fact, we and Shrek are gonna see this guy Farquaad right now and get you all outta here and back where you came from!

[There's silence then the fairytale creatures cheer]

[White birds put a cape on Hotshot]

Wedge: [pointing to Donkey] And you... You're coming with us!

Donkey: All right, that’s what I like to hear, man. Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart friends, off on a whirlwind big-city adventure along with five robot kids. I love it! ♪ On the road again. ♪ Sing it with me, guys. ♪ I can’t wait to get on the road again. ♪

Wedge: [grabbing Donkey's flower crown] What did we say about singing?

Donkey: Can I whistle?

Wedge: No.

Donkey: Can I hum it?

Shrek: All right, hum it.

[Donkey hums. Elsewhere, someone slams a glass down on a table]

[Red shoes walk across the ground]

[A cloaked man pours milk on the glass]

[A gloved hand stretches another glove. It's revealed to be Lord Farquaad]

[He approaches two knights who stand to attention]

[They set aside their spears and let him in as the doors close]

[Thelonius dips Gingy into the glass of milk]

Lord Farquaad: That's enough. He's ready to talk.

[Thelonius gets Gingy out]

[He coughs as Thelonius puts him down]

[Farquaad walks to him and laughs evilly, but is too short]

Lord Farquaad: Ahem!

[Thelonius sets the table down]

Lord Farquaad: "Run, run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man!"

[He gets Gingy's legs and clanks them on the sheet]

Gingy: You're a monster.

Lord Farquaad: I'm not the monster here. [throws one of the legs] You are. You and the rest of the fairy tale trash poisoning my perfect world.

[He crushes the other leg to dust]

Lord Farquaad: Now tell me! Where are the others?!

Gingy: Eat me! [spits at him]

[Farquaad wipes the spit off his face]

Lord Farquaad: .