Fichael

## Prince Fichael

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**Prince Fichael Stupid Shit** is secondary main character of Farzar. He is an intergalactic space fighter, who protects his domed human city from evil aliens and the son of Renzo and Queen Flammy. Early on in the series, Fichael quickly discovers that he is living in the worst. He is voiced by Dana Snyder.

## Biography

Prince Fichael was born on an unknown date in 2991 in Dome City, Farzar, as the only son to the royal monarchs, Czar Renzo and Queen Flammy. To keep him away from the outside world of Farzar, Renzo and Flammy lied to him, saying that he had "fatallergies", which meant that his organs would dissolve if he ever left the domed city. This gave Fichael a very sheltered childhood, living a privileged lifestyle. Not knowing how to properly raise his son, Renzo had Barry Barris create memory devices for Fichael to give him happy false memories to give him a good childhood.

On Fichael's 30th Birthday in 3021, weary of his sheltered life, Fichael asked his parents if he could become a general and help fight the city's ongoing war with Bazarack. Renzo refused but because of Flammy's approval, he was obligated to grant his wish and put together a team for him, called S.H.A.T., (Super Hostile Attack Team). Fichael banded together with Scootie, Val Skullcruncher, Mal Skullcruncher, Barry Barris, and Billy to form their ultimate team. Initially, Renzo gave them all bullshit missions like collecting rocks for his coi pond before Mal convinced Fichael to demand real missions from him. Fichael haggled with Renzo and learned that his aforementioned "fatallergies" were completely made up. This gave Fichael the idea to go outside of Dome City for the first time in his life and enter the Alien Slums with S.H.A.T. to finally fight the war on Bazarack. Renzo was completely against this but Fichael ignored him completely.

The team ventured out into the real world and eventually came down to Bazarack's castle and confronted him, only to find out from him that Bazarack was actually a good guy and that Renzo was the true villain, having committed war crimes against him and stolen his land. Fichael was blown away to hear that his father was actually the evil one all along and decided to turn on his city and join Bazarack and his alien team instead.

Fichael couldn't bring himself to kill his father, however and told Bazarack that he thought of a better way of dealing out justice. He would go back to live in the human city and convince his father to change his ways and give his land back to Bazarack and his people. When Fichael returned to Dome City, he confronted Renzo about his abuse of the aliens and Renzo warned Fichael, saying that if he's really the guy who people claim he is, it's in his best goods to stay out of his way.

## Appearance

Prince Fichael is a chunky, chinless, white-passing mulatto human male with blond hair and a missing tooth.

## Personality

Prince Fichael is a woefully incompetent and terminally retarded boy with a powerful desire to protect his city and bring the world of Farzar to justice. As dumb and pathetic as he is, Fichael favors ethics above everything and is willing to break the rules and go against society if it means doing what is morally righteous.

## Relationships

### Family

* **Renzo** - Fichael is the loyal and loving son of Renzo and desperately seeks his approval but no matter how hard he tries, he never gets it. Fichael is also aware of how evil Renzo is toward aliens and tries to convince his dad to change his ways and start treating the aliens with respect but Renzo always dodges the conversation and threatens Fichael to stay off the topic. Fichael's respect for Renzo ran out in "War and Peace", when he saw that Renzo created a mecha robot suit to destroy the aliens with and at last, Fichael finally turned on Renzo and went against him like he should have all along. Despite all this, he was still sad when Renzo died. It was revealed a few times that deep down, Renzo truly loves his son in episodes such as "Welcome to Farzar", when Renzo worried for his safety because he loved him and in "Memory Wars", when Renzo gave him false memories of a good childhood because he wanted the best for him but didn't know how to be a good dad. On the subject of those false memories, thanks to Renzo's memory gun, Fichael has a lot of wonderful memories of Renzo being a good dad and giving him a good childhood, which may explain why Fichael has so much respect for an obvious asshole like him, since it makes him look like a good person, from his point of view. Despite Renzo being a complete and utter piece of fucking shit asshole bastard, Fichael was still completely and utterly devastated, heartbroken, and miserable after unintentionally fatally wounding his father, as well as completely and utterly appalled at himself for unintentionally causing his father's death.
* **Flammy** - Fichael is the son of Flammy and he respects and cherishes her the same way he does with Renzo, only in her case, Flammy actually deserves it. Fichael usually lets Flammy baby him around and give him a bunch of hugs and kisses like he's still a little child. This sometimes gets a little out of hand, as mentioned in "The Adventures of Daddy O'Baggins", when Fichael told everybody that he still sometimes drinks Flammy's breast milk like it was something to be proud of.

### Friends

* **Scootie** - Fichael is best friends with Scootie and he made him his second-hand man on The S.H.A.T. Squad. Because Scootie is his friend and all, Fichael is more lenient with Scootie than he is with everybody else and lets him get away with doing things that other teammates would get in trouble for, such as in "War and Peace", where he let Scootie work as an ice cream taste tester in the middle of a huge war. Fichael can often be blind to Scootie's feelings though, as seen in "Robot Revolution", where he treated Scootie like a slave and didn't stop to consider how he was making him feel.
* **Val Skullcruncher** - Fichael fell in love with Val ever since he first met her in "Welcome to Farzar" and thought she was cute. In "St. Pudchugger's Day", he asked her out and became her boyfriend. Fichael was kind of a dumbass to her on their first date, saying a bunch of inappropriate and disturbing things to her and kissing her by force. Yet, Val still stuck with him as his girlfriend through thick and thin. In "Baz, Bangs, and Brains", it was shown that Val was only dating Fichael because her standards were so low, that she felt she didn't have a choice. In "War and Peace", Val finally snapped and broke up with Fichael for being a piece-of-shit boyfriend and turned into his enemy.
* **Mal Skullcruncher** - Mal is a loyal warrior on The S.H.A.T. Squad, who obeys Fichael's orders like the soldier she is, even if she has a bit of a temper and might punch him in the throat every time he pisses her off. Mal also doesn't like how Fichael is dating Val, saying that he's a bad boyfriend to her and that she deserves better. In "Baz, Bangs, and Brains", it was revealed that deep down, Mal is secretly extremely horny for Fichael, which may be the real reason she doesn't want him dating her.
* **Barry Barris** - Fichael has a lot of respect for Barry, seeing him as a wise and honorable scientist and inventor, kind of blocking out all of the messed up things he does.
* **Billy** - Fichael is friends with Billy and thinks he's a great member of the team. However, he's a very horrible judge of his character, giving him more credit than he deserves. In "St. Pudchugger's Day", Fichael described Billy as "intelligent" and "cunning" and in "War and Peace", Fichael trusted him to be the nurse for the team.
* **Zobo** - Fichael first found Zobo in the Very Bad Bad Bad Forest and kept him as a pet, not knowing he was a highly destructive chaos-celot. When he found out he was a chaos-celot in "St. Pudchugger's Day", he told him that he needed to tone down the chaos and start being more civil and orderly, or else he'd have to disown him. However, in War and Peace, Fichael told Zobo to revel in chaos in order to defeat Renzo and save the other aliens from his tyrannical father.

### Enemies

* **Bazarack** - Fichael used to be worst enemies with Bazarack and made it his life's goal to hunt him down and kill him. However, in "Welcome to Farzar", Bazarack dropped a knowledge bomb on Fichael and told him that Renzo was actually the bad guy because of how horrible he was to him. Fichael had his mind blown and learned that Bazarack was a "good" person after all, who deserved better treatment than he was getting. Fichael made it his new goal to ensure that Bazarack and his people started to get the respect they deserved by convincing Renzo to be a better person. Bazarack didn't like how Fichael wasn't just straight-up killing Renzo and told him that Fichael would have no luck changing a close-minded asshole's mind. Fichael then severed Bazarack's head but not because he hated him, just to help Renzo change his mind. Bazarack didn't respect Fichael's decision and called him a "traitor" in "Robot Revolution" so despite Fichael's efforts to help him, Bazarack still considered him an enemy. Nevertheless, Fichael still worked on changing Renzo's mind to help Bazarack get his justice. Fichael later found out that Bazarack was right all along and he should have just killed Renzo to begin with in "War and Peace".

## Trivia

* Prince Fichael celebrated his 30th birthday in the episode "Welcome to Farzar", which took place sometime in the year 3021. This means that Fichael must have been born in 2991.
* Fichael is the son of Renzo and Flammy, who are dark-skinned African-American and light-skinned Caucasian, respectively. Fichael is depicted as having white skin like his mom, making him a rare white-passing mulatto.
* Fichael likes to cut the eyes out of pictures of women in magazines.
* Fichael is afraid of Draculas.
* At thirty years old, Fichael still drinks his mother's breast milk and idiocally and moronically believes that it is something to be proud of.
* Fichael painfully lost his virginity to Val Skullcruncher in the episode "Flammily Reunion".
* Fichael's middle name is "**Stupid Shit**", even though his last name is still unknown.
* Fichael has been molested by both a school teacher and a religious preacher in the past.
* He is the Farzar counterpart of Kevin Crawford from Paradise PD and Steve Williams from Brickleberry.
	+ However, unlike his counterparts, he is voiced by Dana Snyder instead of David Herman.