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**John Doe,** also known as **Johnny** or **No Name** is the only child of Person A and Person B. As a spirit, they reside in Nowhere as the weirdo for the Season of Weirdos.

## Personality

"*This is a strange format*"
―John Doe *Lorem*, page 250

## Quotes

### *Raziel Quotes*

**Megastag**: "*No matter the universe or future I predict, you never fail to be an ass. It's almost impressive.*"

**Azubuike**: "*WELL, I HAVE BEEN CURSED BY A GOD IN LOVE, EXILED FROM HOME, CHASED BY GUARDIANS UNTIL THE BORDER, AND AM NOW ALONE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE TALKING TO A FUCKING DEER!*"

—Raziel, speaking with Stag at the border of the Sand Kingdom *unknown*, page unknown

"*I have an appointment with hubris in the far realms!*"
―Azubuike, shortly after banishment

"*You and all your kingdom. Look into my eyes and see if I care.*"
―Raziel as a spirit, when told he's disturbing and unsettling

"*Why does everyone think it's so easy to make me angry? I had to put up with Khayrat and a horny Mega. My temper is not that fragile.*"
―Raziel as a spirit, telling off someone

**Doron**: "*And none of us are very popular with the Elders...Aside from me, with Lamed, I suppose.*"

**Raziel**: "*Oh, I am extremely popular! Just in the bad PTSD way.*"

—Raziel and Doron as spirits, speaking about their relationship to the Elders of Sky *unknown*, page unknown

"*Oh c'mon! Murdering political opposers to Khayrat was one of my favourite past time when I was ten!*"
―Raziel, joking about his childhood

"*Make me laugh and I'll remove the curse from you.*"
―Raziel taunting Tahel

"*You know, I could lift the curse from you. Make it so that Megabird wouldn’t even remember who you are. You would be free to return to your beloved forest and spend the rest of eternity there if you wish. Darkness, I could even take away your trauma! ...All you have to do is admit you were wrong about her and the elders.*"
―Raziel taunting Tahel

**Raziel**: "*I just cursed you into existence...Which, if you have a fatalist view of the world, is the exact same thing as the usual conceiving methods.*"

**Doron**: "*Why are you here?*"

**Raziel**: "*Well I am dead, you are dead, the world is ruled by clay children and the mountain is alive, not like I have anything better to do. Besides, Megastag is busy at the moment pestering his siblings, so I literally have nothing to do.*"

—Raziel, speaking to Doron *unknown*, page unknown

"*Someone that actually likes me? Well I am touched. Didn't thought it was possible after all those years.*"
―Raziel as a spirit, reacting to his writings being studied by modern skylings

"*Oh, I see! Well, if you are giving me the compulsory silent treatment I might as well do all the talking.*"
―Raziel taunting Tsadi before cursing him

"*Then by all means, your majesty. Get back to your throne and rule your kingdom. See if anyone will help you now that you can't harm them. See if anyone will miss you and come looking for you. Will your elders? Will your guards?*"
―Raziel to Resh

"*I didn't fuck up your life, silly. You did that yourself.*"
―Raziel to Resh

"*That wasn't very respectful of you as a host, Resh. Leave your guest unattended... Where are your manners?*"
―Raziel to Resh

"*With all due respect, you oversized tin can, I asked him, not you.*"
―Raziel to Resh

**Doron**: "*My parents are idiots and I need a drink.*"

**Raziel**: "*You are dead. You don't need to drink.*"

**Doron**: "*To deal with everyone here I do.*"

**Raziel**: "*You spent too much time with your mother. She filled your head with alcoholism and exhaustion.*"
**Doron**: "*Pray tell, what would you have me be?*"
**Raziel**: "*A confident magician who is not afraid of his own potential and would never let others order him around.*"

—Raziel and Doron as spirits *unknown*, page unknown

**Doron**: "*Sometimes I wonder if Lamed sent me in that lantern so that you wouldn’t have an influence on me, rather than simply to protect her secret. I mean, considering what I’ve done, it didn't work! But that’s alright!*"

**Raziel**: "*Dear, I was already dead when you were born, I had a short life around here.*"

**Doron**: "*I don’t believe Lamed knew that, or anyone knew that. Especially since you’re such a being of spite that hundreds of years later you haunted the fucking coronation.*"

**Raziel**: "*In my defense, I fell into a time vortex when I was dying.*"
**Doron**: "*…What?*"
**Raziel**: "*Oh, by the Sea of Sand, your face is priceless! I am, of course, joking. Sort of. I got a prophecy of my apparition in the coronation when I was dying. It felt so real I could barely tell it was just a dream.*"
**Doron**: "*Why. Why are you like this?*"
**Raziel**: "*Because I can.*"

—Raziel and Doron *unknown*, page unknown

"*You know, when Megastag told me I was going to get five successors, I was expecting the most intelligent people of this realm to follow my footsteps. Instead I get a bunch of BRAINLESS and SQUABBLING children who can't even give a prophecy right!*"
―Raziel to the elemental prophets

**Raziel**: "*You know what? Bringing them back was the greatest mistake in your life. Even greater than waiting until I was dead to kiss me.*"

**Megastag**: "*That was a bet!*"

**Raziel**: "*No, that was you being stubborn.*"

**Megastag**: "*So I’m supposed to believe the most powerful mage in the four kingdoms was stabbed to death by some wide-eyed follower by accident?*"
**Raziel**: "*You were supposed to know your bloody curse leaves me vulnerable!*"
**Megastag**: "*You were so smug! Not surprised at all that you were dead!*"
**Raziel**: "*What else was I supposed to do? Cry and complain? Who do you think I am? Aleph?*"

—Raziel and Megastag, discussing Raziel's death *unknown*, page unknown

"*Back to causing trouble, I see. Don't you get tired, little brother?*"
―Raziel to Atiya

"*Oh, please, behave yourself. Are you really the great prophet Stag chose to usher these idiots into their doom? Or are you some squabbling child wrongly gifted some powerful magic?*"
―Raziel to Atiya

"*Serves you well to shut your mouth. You talk too much for a prophet.*"
―Raziel to Atiya

"*Careful now, little brother.*"
―Raziel to Atiya, while engulfing Atiya's hand in dark fire

"*Oh dear, you still think this is your cave... How quaint.*"
―Raziel to Atiya

"*A fan of my work?! I have to be dreaming, right? Did Stag pay you to torment me for my last hubris?*"
―Raziel as a spirit, when told of the skylings studying his work

"*I am a walking tragedy. Punished by Megastag because he was in love with me, exiled by Khayrat because they were envious, punished by your elders because they weren't happy with the truths I bore…*"
―Raziel, regarding his life

"*What's the fun in ending people so fast? You don't need magic to toy with people, that is a common misconception. Trust me and my experience when I say a pair of knives can do wonders.*"
―Raziel

"*Oh, the fighting spirit of the Desert... I can still taste the curse I cast at the sun... Some of it might have spilled into his people, I'm afraid…*"
―Raziel

"*You know, I may have been an absent father, partially because I died early, but I am a father who cares. Hurt my son again and I'll feed you to the guardians.*"
―Raziel, about Doron

"*You really have no balls, do you?*"
―Raziel

"*GET OUT OF THE FUCKING CHILD!*"
―Raziel, telling Megastag to leave his host

"*I may be a prick, but I have principles.*"
―Raziel

"*You know what helped me with visions? Drawing.*"
―Raziel, giving advice to a younger prophet

"*This is the most fun I've had since I ruined Resh’s coronation.*"
―Raziel

### *Tahel Quotes*

"*Fight me yourself, Raziel, not with some stupid sod who can’t tell a prophecy right*"
―Tahel