The Revenge of Obsidian Pie

## Synopsis

*The Revenge of Obsidian Pie* is the fifteenth story of Muffins where Inkie, Blinkie and Minkie take revenge on their parents.

## Story

The Rock Farm was experiencing one of the worst downpours it’s ever had. Three sisters, Inkie Pie, Blinkie Pie, and Minkie Pie were snuggled up in their torture cave to keep warm. It’s been a few weeks since Inkie and Blinkie rescued their long lost sister from the cellar their parents had imprisoned her in. Inkie and Blinkie were heartbroken when they found out they had an elder sister living in a cellar they didn’t know about. They decided to have Minkie live in the cave where they took their victims to play, and they tried their best to make it warm and comfortable and brought her plenty of food and water. Inkie and Blinkie also told Minkie about their youngest sister and their baking hobby. Minkie was absolutely thrilled to join her sisters in their secret hobby. It was the perfect way for Minkie to let out all of the rage she had held inside for so long. Minkie’s physical health returned, and she actually felt content, but that was the closest she’d get to pure happiness, as their was no fixing her trauma, for nearly two decades of imprisonment was enough to drive even the strongest of stallions mad. The pie sisters had constructed a fort when it began to rain, and they were currently laying close to each other, snuggled in many blankets. Eventually, Minkie tells her baby sisters that she wants to bake their parents into cupcakes. Cloudy Quartz and Igneous Rock were in their room, when all of a sudden, they heard a loud noise downstairs. Igneous goes downstairs to find out what the noise was. Then, a flash of lightning illuminated the room, and Igneous saw a pony standing in front of him. The pony spoke to Igneous in a soft, sickly voice, and slowly walked closer to him. Igneous was horrified. Another burst of lightning illuminated the room, and Igneous saw two other ponies standing behind the pony who was talking to him. Then, the pony who was talking to Igneous knocks him out. Cloudy Quartz heard the ruckus and went downstairs to see what was going on, but as she did, something struck her in the back of her head, and she fell unconscious. It was still pouring in Rock Country, and Igneous and Cloudy eventually woke up. Cloudy Quartz was strapped down to a cold metal table and Igneous Rock was chained to the wall with shackles built into the stone of the wall. The parents could see each other, and they exchanged terrified looks as they tried to figure out where they were. Inkie and Blinkie eventually come into their view and comment on how low their parents have sunk. Cloudy Quartz tries to get the two to let them go while Igneous Rock rememberes seeing Minkie in his house, and he wondered if it was just a dream. Blinkie asks Inkie how she’d think Pinkamena would react if she was here, and Inkie cringes and tells her if Pinkamena had known what their parents did to Minkie, they would’ve been dead the day they rescued her. Inkie’s reply answered Igneous’s question, and Cloudy Quartz began to go into hysterics. Minkie Pie then came into view. The pie sisters, mainly Minkie vent out all of their anger and frustration to their parents. They hate their parents and how they’ve abused and neglected them, escpecially Minkie Pie. What the Pie’s Parents did do Minkie was the lowest they’ve ever gone. The parents become scared and try to apologize to them, but the sisters aren’t buying it. Blinkie and Minkie eventually start cutting off their cutiemarks and they hand the bloody patches of skin to Inkie Pie. Igneous and Cloudy eventually realize that their children were behind the disappearances in Rock Country. They try to get them to believe that they think their idea is brilliant, and if they let them go, they’ll help them, but Minkie looks into her father’s eyes, and she can tell that he’s lying. Minkie Pie then has her sisters sit down and she tells everypony something that happened to her before her imprisonment. Her parents know this story, but she never mentioned it to her baby sisters before. When Minkie was a filly, her mother began to grow very fat. Minkie thought she was just eating a lot, but she was actually carrying a baby foal inside of her. Of course, Minkie’s mother never told her she was carrying a baby in her, and Minkie never asked her about her belly. Then one night, Minkie heard her parents speaking in their room, and she heard the word filly. She thought her parents were discussing her again and how she was a frightening foal, but she was proven wrong. Their door was a jar, so she peeked in and saw a cradle with a newborn filly in it, sleeping peacefully. Igneous and Cloudy we’re happy, and Minkie was wondering where the filly had come from. Cloudy wanted to name the baby Mareblestone Inkie Pie, but Igneous wasn’t so sure because the middle name was close to Obsidian’s middle name, and it seemed a little clustered. Ignoring the jolt of pain in her heart as those words, Minkie figured that the baby must be her sister. Minkie was excited to have a new sister, and possibly a new friend. Unfortunately, her parents decided that she can’t be around Inkie Pie because she might hurt her, and they banned her from entering the room Inkie Pie was in. Minkie’s last hope of happiness escaped, and her chance of having some pony to love was all ripped away from her. Just a moment ago, she was smiling the widest smile that had ever played the face of a Pie, and in an instant, it was taken away. Minkie, Inkie, and Blinkie were all crying over the story, and filled with even more sadness and hatred toward their parents. Minkie then screams at the top of her lungs about how angry she is at how her parents treated her and her sisters. Then, she kills Igneous by smashing his skull in with both of her front hooves. Minkie tells her sisters that their father was less responsible for her misery than their mother was, and she wants to make her feel every single bit of pain that she endured her entire life. First, the Pie sisters find out Cloudy’s meat is bitter, so Minkie decides that they should put holes in Cloudy’s skin and put sugar cubes in the holes, so then the muscle will absorb some sugar as it dissolves, and if everything goes right, it will have time to distribute throughout the bloodstream, counterbalancing the bitterness. When the girls finish putting sugar cubes into holes in Cloudy’s skin, Cloudy begins to go into hysterics. Inkie Pie realizes that Cloudy is afraid of the holes in her skin, which gives Minkie Pie an idea, that being the girls flay their mother. The sugar cubes in Cloudy’s body are almost dissolved and the girls should be ready to harvest soon, but Minkie isn’t quite satisfied. Her mother isn’t suffering enough emotional pain. Inkie suggests that they make her eat their father. When the girls were satisfied of how much of their father their mother digested, they decided it was time to harvest. Minkie Pie took the lead in harvesting Cloudy, and as she did, Cloudy tried to apologize to Minkie, but Minkie tells her that she’s only apologizing because of the fear and pain she’s feeling, and she doesn’t forgive her. Cloudy Quartz then let out one last gasp as Minkie’s hooves struck her chest, broke her rib cage, and smashed her lungs and heart. Cloudy was killed instantly. Blinkie and Inkie applaud happily and assist Minkie in disemboweling their parents. As the sisters worked, the sun started to rise, and the rain slowly came to a stop. The sisters walked out of the cave, each carrying buckets in their mouths filled with slabs of meat, blood, and organs. The girls looked out at the horizon and saw the most gorgeous sunrise they’ve ever seen as well as a vibrant rainbow stretching across the mountains. The dragons living close by came out of their own caves, as they were hiding from the rain. The Pie Sisters get home and make their cupcakes. They eat some and then take a portion of them out to the market to sell. Minkie’s sugar cube technique worked like a charm, as the sisters were very pleased at how the cupcakes turned out. When the girls get back home from selling, Blinkie tells the other two that there’s one cupcake left, and asks if they should divide it. Inkie Pie then tells Blinkie and Minkie that it’s time to visit Pinkie Pie. Blinkie and Minkie agree and the three start to prepare for their long trip to Ponyville.

## Characters

### Main characters

* Inkie, Blinkie and Minkie Pie
* Cloudy Quartz and Igneous Rock