Timeline Of Events

## File One: The Beginning of the End

First character mentions: Matthew Napoleon, Lucille Bertuccelli, Joshua MacHeath, Warren Earthman, Marisol Yuchengco

Character appearances: Sydney Sargent, Jedidiah Martin

#### Breakfast

* Sydney begins with morning announcements, and introduces himself and Jedidiah as the camp nurses
* Sydney mentions The Elephant Man and how Marisol had a run-in with him a while ago, before signing off

#### Lunch

* During the afternoon announcements, Sydney tells us that he is cursed to only eat bread with butter
* Jedidiah is heard correcting Sydney on the fact that it is a macaroni plate, not a bean plate. Sydney does not agree with this
* Sydney also tells us that the Pink Elephant Man was probably just a prank
* Sydney blames Joshua for this and makes very confusing threats against him

#### Dinner

* Sydney voices his dislike for keeping information from the children
* It's revealed that Marisol told nobody about the run in with The Elephant Man
* Jedidiah does not believe the elephant man is real
* The Campfire has oracle smoke

#### Ghost Recorder

* Sydney begins by saying that no injured campers came into the nurse office
* However, The Elephant Man did
* The Elephant Man ate all of Sydney's worms, as he watched, put into a trance-like state by the aura this dude gives off
* Jedidiah enters the room
* Sydney tells him about his encounter with the Elephant Man and Jedidiah asks if it was real
* Sydney insists, and, after a beat of silence, the two joke about it before Sydney sends him to bed

## File Two: The End of the Squall

First character mentions: Rowan Chow, Fennel Marlborough

Character appearances: Sydney Sargent, Jedidiah Martin

#### Breakfast

* Sydney begins the announcements, saying that it is going to mercury rain today, and that it will be indoors
* He continues announcements, being interrupted by clangs and clatters
* He remarks on not seeing Jedidiah
* Sydney notices the bird infestation in the vents, and runs to go tell Lucille

#### Lunch

* The afternoon announcements detail the hostile takeover of a group of macaroni penguins
* Nobody deserves what these penguins have wrought upon them (except Joshua)
* Sydney is interrupted by muffled squawking
* The squawking gets louder, the door is bust down and Sydney gets kidnaped by penguins

#### Dinner

* Sydney lives!
* He details his experience with the macaroni clan, including
	+ the discovery of a vast string of underground tunnels through the vents
	+ Maurice :)
	+ an agreement between the clan of penguins to call the attack and any future ones off, which Sydney happily and immediately took
		- said agreement requires a weekly tax of salmon
	+ stopping a homicide (Lucille has a flamethrower, you have to do what she says)
* The mercury rain still messes with dinner
* Sydney laughs at vegans (fuck bread & butter)
* Jedidiah is still gone

#### Ghost Recorder

* Sydney begins his nightly injury report, before stopping, realizing Lucille probably doesn't even listen to them
* The possible ghost inside the recorder makes Sydney feel better about everything
* Jedidiah is still gone
* Oh, never mind, there he is!
* He was dead asleep after being a workaholic
	+ on a mysterious "project"
* Jedidiah is criticized for working on "projects" all night instead of doing his job
* He leaves to grab some water and Sydney signs off

## File Three: The Squall of Prophecy

First character mentions: Juniper Sloan, Mila Alcorn, Juno Matsouka, Salem de La Marnierre, Yvonne Marley

Character appearances: Sydney Sargent, Jedidiah Martin

#### Breakfast

* Sydney starts the morning announcement after having a very bad night
* Juniper and Rowan are chosen to get salmon for the salmon god
* Sydney chokes and fucking dies (he doesn't die don't worry)
* Rowan foresees the end of the world
* Lucille does not care in the slightest
* Mila makes grilled pineapples that can literally fucking kill you
* Yvonne can just bend the laws of physics to play video games
* Sydney signs off

#### Lunch

* Rowan is not doing very well
* The trees think he's right
* Past weather events indicate Rowan should probably be taken seriously
* Sydney proposes a ritual to keep them safe from the supposed blood lakes
* Lucille still does not care
* Jedidiah does not understand comedy
* Juniper must do the salmon delivery alone

#### Dinner

* Rowan prophesized soup!
* He didn't prophesize mushrooms :(
* Juniper makes it back alive
* Personal objects of Sydney's are going missing
* He blames Joshua, the little creep
* Matthew is sensitive

#### Ghost Recorder (aka Sydney Feelings Hour)

* Jedidiah is a terrible camp nurse
* The elephant man is everywhere
* Sydney used to have hallucinations in high school and college
* These hallucinations seem to have ended a few years ago
* Sydney believes in Lucille, the carnie in the forest could never get past her!
* Jedidiah gets Syd a special tea to stop the nightmares
* Sydney signs off and wishes the recorder better dreams than his last night