List of Stories

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1. "A Man For The Woman," from *Little Tad Taster*
2. Saint Cheeseboy Cheesegrease, "A Cowboy's Story," from *Dripping Drips, Two Sniffs, and the Puss Boy True*
3. "An Audience with the Queen," from *Songs of Debauchery*
4. "A Perfect Vessel," from *Letter from Hernia Porterhouse to the Grim Grim Greams*
5. "Super Value Menu," from *Letter from Saint Rip Roaring Dad Scream to the Two Feet Grin Boys*
6. "Mommy's Little Tipper," from *Epistle from Scab Grabber Bishop to the Ones Who Are Always Looking For Freshness*
7. Sweetfrog Yellownails, "You May Eat Me," from *The Greasy Swamp of Desire*
8. "The Stink War - Guest Preacher Jackie Zebrowski," from *Letter from King Grease to the First Shit Colony*
9. "A Lapse In Nature's Judgement," from *The Book of Scrambles and The Book of Blood Logs*
10. "The First Sermon of Cardinal Larson" from the Archdiocese of the Seven Trusted Greases
11. "The Father, The Mother," from *Epistle from Don't Lick Gregory to the Horny, Horny Little Boy Girl Club*
12. "Mercy and Condemnation," from *Epistle from Saint Peters to Fuck Fuck*
13. Brokeback Ryan, "For A Moment, I Had A Friend," from *The Final Letter*
14. "Goop In The Evening - Guest Preacher Danny Tamberelli," from *Letter from Boo T. Pajamatwins to the Council of Era'McCoocoo Booboo*
15. Barnum and Cheese Boy, "The Grand Circus," from *The Hidden Book of Two Thoughts that Three Men Shouldn't Have*
16. "An End To Loneliness," from *Epistle from Tuggy Tug Tuff Boat to The Ones Who Are Always Looking At The Children*
17. Ornkling Hoffer Snifflehoff, "The Veteran," from *Book of Cowards*
18. "The Mother Of Nature - Guest Preacher Jackie Zebrowski," from *Gentle Book of Red Rub Rubs*
19. Dadrunner Nottoofast, "The Disgusting Man," from *Book of Seven Crooked Grins*
20. "The Grease Of Our Elders," from *Letter from Wormy McPriesthands to the Congregation of Thy Bountiful, Dutiful, Loving Touches*
21. "The Second Sermon of Cardinal Larson," from the Archdiocese of the Seven Trusted Greases
22. "Petitions To The Darkness," from *Letter from Hair Pit to Tube Stick*
23. Stench Rubbers, "When Dominoes Pizza Let A Teen Die - Guest Preacher Holden McNeely," from *Gospel of Hugging*
24. Clipplinghands Greasythoughts, "More More More More More Short Stories," from *Book of Less: Documentation of Wants of the Seventh Man*
25. Mank Gringle Tingle, "An Awaited Transformation," from *Letter to the Three Scabby Granddads*
26. "Who Is Your Milky Boy? - Guest Preacher Danny Temberelli," from *Jamantha Soupdrink to the Carolinians and their Filthy Youth*
27. Jean Eye Joe, "Oh, Poor Dennis!," from *Law of the Holy Houses*
28. "The Boat That Went To Hell - Guest Preacher Marcus Parks," from *Letter from the FUCK YOU Book to the Mother of FUCKERS You SHIT*
29. Tuhleedoze Asshole, "The Chimera's Nest," from *Tome of Slick, Slick Goobers*
30. Stripnob Nobman, "Magic Mary and Freddie Fox Go To Magic Town - Guest Preacher Katie Hartman," from *Psalms of Saint Brandon of Brandonaughts*
31. "Rugged Boy Fancy Kit," from *Letter from Tugging Roy to Roy's Squeezy Sucking Tit*
32. Equus McSinner, "The Horseman, Or: Stay Uninvolved," from *Book of Holy Beasts*
33. "Pretty Machines," from *Gospel of Slim Shirts and Juicy Flirts: The Word According to Garp*
34. Cleanears Fingernail, "The Pilot"
35. Churnsly, "The Unruly Teen's Display"
36. Ricky Toyota, "Hard At Work"
37. Sweetcorn Hotcorn, "The Boys Open"
38. Tennishands Glassboy, "The Realtor"
39. Gripper the Ascetic, "The Book Of Melody - Guest Preacher Jackie Zebrowski," from *Book of Melody*
40. Patrick Neil Harris, "Brothers," from *Book of Bruised Brandons*
41. The Sex Clown, "The Bird That Learned About Weekends," from *Book of Meat Rot*
42. Softpalm Graduate, "A Thunderstorm In There," from *Letters of Real Dogs*
43. Sylvas Scrimshaw, "An Intruder Intrudes," from *Erotic Diaries of Randy*
44. Hungry Grippers United, "Gone And Still Here," from *Book of Hams, Hams, Hams*
45. The Good People at Cro-Croa, "It's My Right," from *Goshdarn TV Guide*
46. Filthy Greg, "The Mathematics Of Grocery Stores"
47. "We Wish You Were A Worm," from *Book of Slurp, Slurp, Grin, Grin*
48. Fourmouths Gaping, "Overheard At The Party," from *Book of Bulging Drawers*
49. Your Dad Probably, "Farm Fresh - Guest Preacher Jared Logan," from *Book of Fellas*
50. Paper Jack Writer, "The Son Of God Dies from Multiple Stab Wounds," from *Lamentations of Bruno S*
51. Twoham Parsons, "The House Of Crispo Part 1," from *Book of Tots and Tot Secrets*
52. Twoham Parsons, "The House Of Crispo Part 2," from *Book of Tots and Tot Secrets*
53. Coney Danza, "The Wind," from *Book of Abandoned Tots*
54. "Heart Of Worms," from *Letters from Gruntster O'Glover to the Capitalists*
55. Begotten Not Written by The Story, "Ghosts Are Hazy Life," from *Healthy Drip from the Jug of Story Pure*
56. In the Memory of the Idiot Purkley Katzman, "More More More More More More More Short Stories," from *Book of More More More*
57. "The Bear Musician - Guest Preacher Marcus Parks," from *Book of Aimless Sons and Thoughtful Boys*
58. Glorantina Mans-Laughter, "New York City Girl," from *Book of Frothy Milk's Special Secrets*
59. Slurps, "The Ballad Of Prepsa," from *Book of Uh Ohs*
60. Winterfresh Puresley, "They Made A Strange Love - Guest Preacher Joe Pera," from *Book of Cro Croa Honest*
61. Flies, "Flies!," from *Book of Flies!*
62. Lee Tommy Jones, "The Interceptor Part I," from *Scroll of Yearning Tots*
63. Lee Tommy Jones, "The Interceptor Part II," from *Book of Yearning Tots*
64. The Third Sermon of Cardinal Larson: Cardinal Larson from "Quick and Furious"
65. Gnawing Jockstrap, "Goodbye Hirsutaline," from *Book of Visibly Upset*
66. Gaggles Turkeymen, "The New Consciousness from Town"
67. Burg R. King, "Hoofs and Feet," from *Book of Charbroiled Patties*
68. "When You Watch Me," from *A Real Loose One Slipping from the Unholy Bowel of Story*
69. Dickhead Ryan, "Fun Boy Limited party Travel Number One," from *Tome of Tommy Two-Tome*
70. The Idea of Capitalism Itself, "Iron Churnsly - Guest Preacher Jake Young," from *Book of Biological Goobers*
71. Wikipedia Coleslaw, "The Smallest Beetle, OR: Brutal Beetle Beatdown Part 1 - Guest Preacher Jackie Zebrowski," from *Quarterly Magazine of Story*
72. Wikipedia Coleslaw, "The Smallest Beetle, OR: Brutal Beetle Beatdown Part 2 - Guest Preacher Jackie Zebrowskil," from *Quarterly Magazine of Story*
73. The Sisters Grin, "Grunster and the Gruntmunks," from *Cookbook of Fabled Meats*
74. Chest Rappaport, "Goats and Sheep," from *Book of Not Revelations*
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76. Silvercup Waterhead, "Burying"
77. P. Lane Crash, "After The Attack," from *The Songs of Greasy Greg*
78. "There When You Need Me," from *Crockpot of My Uncle's Wife: A Gummy Stew Made By My Uncle's Wife*
79. Three Out Of Four Dentists, "How Do You Torture It? - Guest Preacher Ashley Brooke Roberts," from *Book of Sexy Photographs*
80. Lou East Guzman, "The Famous Man - Guest Preacher Jackie Zebrowski"
81. Crans Boyman, "The Auction"
82. Scabs Rubbertug, "Last Impressions - Guest Preacher Henry Zebrowski," from *Book of Hefty Gunk*
83. Mama Ham, "Come On Ride A Train," from *Book of Chew Chews*
84. Hogs T. T. Eucharist, "The Object Therapist - Guest Preacher Katie Hartman," from *Book of Inanimate Tenderness*
85. Leeann Nissan, "Cardinal Ed Larson in 'Took'd'," from *Book of Schindler's Hits*
86. You If You Want, "The Swollen Mouth of Family," from *Book of Sick Vape Tricks*
87. Geese And Geese Alone, "He Thinks He's Sklorripu - Guest Preacher Holden McNeely," from *Tome of Brooding Lilith*
88. Tumble Twins Ltd., "The Passage of Memory"
89. Probably Just One Person, "The Forgotten Man," from *A Book*
90. Turkey Baster, "Family Union"
91. Dontgrab Jonathon, "Maps of the North"
92. Glisten E. Hogrub, "Hot Pics Wedding Rings OK - Guest Chaplain Jackie Zebrowski," from *Words 4,653*
93. Purkley Katzman, "More More More Christmas Heresies," from *Book of More More More*
94. 2Sweet Glop Glop Sniff Sniff the Elder, "Dick Dvorak Bowls a Perfect Game"
95. Two Children in a Trench Coat, "Little Brother - Special Guest Clergy Ben Kissel," from *The Tome of Gruder's Ink*
96. The Carpenters, "Their Unholy Spirit - Special Guest Clergy Ben Kissel," from *Lost B-side*
97. Secretary of the Interior Stanley K. Hathaway, "The Replacement - Special Guest Clergy Ben Kissel"
98. "The Wandering Narrator," from *The Buttery Pouch of Story*
99. Stink Butternut, "The Dreamt City"
100. Scratch Tillet Hatches, "It Will Last Forever"
101. "The Perfect Man" from *The Heartland of the Story*
102. Brother Reid, Sister Callista, Pastor Andrew, "Are You Afraid of the Story?"
103. Boo T. Pajamatwins, "Good Night My Love - Guest Preacher Marcus Parks, featuring Jackie Zebrowski" from *Book of Fresh Tots*
104. Rugsniff Pleaseman, "Yuck Yuck in My Mouth for a Dollar" from *Book of Ha Ha*
105. Pants, "I Seen Locusts Out Back"
106. Aunt Teekmall, "The Recovered Diary"
107. Slick Bad Boys, "Cardinal Larson in 'The Night of the Historical Jesus'," from *Book of Slick Bad Boys*
108. One Tadpole Per Letter, "The First Photo of God - Guest Preacher Elliott Friesen," from *Lil' Book of Big Government*
109. Four Dogs Working Together, "The Grief Market - Guest Preacher Jackie Zebrowski," from *The Book of People Named Conrad*
110. Tie Yourshoes, "And America Makes Two!" from *Prequel to "The Recovered Diary"*
111. Brother Reid, Devon, Pastor Andrew, "Are You Afraid of the Story: Aliens"
112. The Grand Epic, the Exegesis of Liquids, the Psalm to End All Psalms: "Lil Sips"
113. Restful Terrence, "A Guided Meditation"
114. "The Book of Keith - Guest Preacher Danny Tamberelli," from *The Book of Story*
115. Suds Wrinkletip, "The Voluntary Heart," from *The Story Blog (www.storyblog.com/storyblog)*
116. A Mean Gym Teacher, "Fax Cover Sheet"
117. Samuel Mark Clemens, "The Adventures of Chalmsberry Grib"
118. Boo T. Pajamatwins, "Good Night My Love 2 - Guest Preacher Marcus Parks, Featuring Jackie Zebrowski," from *Book of Fresh Tots*
119. Boo T. Pajamatwins, "Good Night My Love 3 - Guest Chaplain Jackie Zebrowski, Featuring Marcus Parks," from *Book of Fresh Tots*
120. Plops Roughman, "Immortal Forgotten Words," from *Book of Rough Plops*
121. Abraham Kevin Lincoln, "It Was a Saturday Morning When Arthur Kurtz Came to the Terrible Realization the Day's Obligations Were Far More Complicated Than Anticipated"
122. A. Neighborhood Pharmacist, "Goodbye Pork Pie Hat"
123. Purkley Katzman, "More More More More MORE Stories," from *Book of Five Stories*
124. Brenda Goodtime, "You're Gonna Touch My Hand," from *Book of Hot Palms*
125. A Jaunty Hat, "The Age of Wind Power: A Brief History of the Origins of the Empire's Second Industrial Revolution - Guest Chaplain Jacki Zembrowski," from *Boat Book: The Book About Boats*
126. Call An Ambulance, "The Soft Opening of Maison de Dieu"
127. Sister Callista, Brother Reid, "Are You Afraid of The Story: Spooky Monsters"
128. Slurrrrps, "A Job At Cro-Croa," from *Gospel of Hugging*
129. Pickup Rick, "Bad Bad Big Willy - Guest Preacher Chris Fairbanks," from *Stories Adjacent to Pickup Trucks*
130. Sudsy Palmleather, "The Anointing - Guest Preacher Henry Zebrowski," from *Book of Drips, Drops, and Dungarees*
131. Boy Party 1997, "Egon wins the Lottery"
132. The Brothers in Beef, "Wet Dog Smell - Guest Preacher Joe Pera," from *Book of Bath Time Pups*