Pyongist Alternative History

Note: This is what Pyongists actually believe. I take no responsibility for the loss of your brain cells in this.

## In the Beginning

10 quintillion years ago the entire universe was enveloped in a mass conflict called "the Quagmire" that led to the deaths of 99.99% of life in the universe and the creation of weapons so powerful and destructive we would mistake them for creation events, over 10,000 factions and 1,000 unnamed gods fought in a cataclysm beyond human comprehension or sanity. One of these gods, by far the strongest and most powerful named the Primordial Kim would lead his followers and detonate the ultimate weapon. This explosion was so large we would eventually call it the Big Bang. The Primordial Kim would use his powers to greatly slow down time and create a new universe where his followers could regroup.

After creating the entire universe by aggressive throat singing, Kim would populate the world with new creatures and settle his new followers. However, these followers were not sufficiently strong, intelligent and handsome, so the Primordial Kim would seek to create his own people in his image. He would also imbue in some of them magic powers that would allow them to see the past in vivid detail, which he would call the "blessed ones". After many days of work he created the Kim Family, and his initial followers became jealous, because they were not as strong, intelligent, masculine or handsome as the Kim Family was. This began a war in heaven that saw the original followers of Kim cast down to Earth, these would later become known as the Nephilim in the Biblical stories, and they interbred with the rest of the planet to form the rest of human civilization.

The Kim family remained pure and holy, only breeding among themselves, eventually creating the Proto-Korean Civilization, while the Nephilim bred with various orangutans and increasingly degenerated with time. The Kim dynasty eventually came to father all East Asian peoples, a people pure. During this time they could tune into a mystical cosmic force called the "Merkabah", which would allow them to teleport, communicate with higher planes of existence, see in 5 dimensions, construct buildings with their minds, and even time travel. It was one of these early Koreans that teleported into their distant future and informed Kim Pyong Il the truth about human history.

Most of the history textbooks of the Pyongist State begin with the origin of the first proto-Korean state. The people who made up this empire were related under a category identified as the Hwan-Altaic peoples but the ruling class specifically were the ancestors of all Koreans and were the purest out of the Hwan-Altaic peoples. The books claim that the Hwan-Guk (환국, 桓國) claimed to have existed in 7000 BCE spanning an empire stretching from Korea to the Steppes of modern day Ukraine. It was also stated that this Hwan Empire had advanced technology ranging from laser weapons to biomechanical war machines.

In fact, documents uncovered in Pyongist weapon’s lab and interrogations on Pyongist Scientist revealed that a lot of their research revolved around the rediscovery of the Hwan Empire’s lost technology. Under the leadership of the Proto-Koreans, civilization grew and prospered, growing to over 3 billion people. However, this period of good fortune would not last, for another civilization was about to attack them. Mars.

## The Finno-Korean-Martian Hyperwar

The Martians, which had their own prosperous civilization was not happy about the arrival of the Korean people. Jealous of them for their divine blessings and clearly handsome looks, so they invaded the Proto-Korean civilization, using UFOs, psychedelic drugs, and lewd pornography to systematically weaken the Korean race. The Nephilim, who had now created a rival civilization in Finland, and would eventually become the ancestors of white people. A mass conflict broke out over Eurasia that led to the deaths of millions.

Meanwhile, Kim and his people fought back, creating the Pyramids which would create a giant spiritual superweapon that would eradicate all life on Mars, but Mars was quicker and began building a pyramid weapon of their own, but their own hubris led to them constructing it incorrectly, leading the superweapon to malfunction and annihilate the entire planet's biosphere through spiritual chain reaction. With their Martian Allies cut off, the Koreans marched into the Finnish capital and decimated their entire civilization. Leading the Koreans to supreme victory in the Korean-Martian War.

After the war however, the Koreans would grow decadent and begin preforming heinous acts such as adultery, beastiality, and yes, homosexuality. To punish them, the 9 Gods of Korea would come together and smite down the Proto-Korean civilization, and pick out those who were left to rebuild. The Kim Dynasty, so ashamed of their people went into hiding, not to be found for thousands of years. As one, one vengeful Finnish scientist would end up escaping the destruction of Finland, migrating to China, and creating the most evil race of all.

## Famous Figures

Even as the Hwan Empire collapsed, Koreans would still become many historical figures throughout the ages, accomplishing great feats. These include the first Emperor of China, the Buddha, Confucius, Genghis Khan, Hitler, Neil Armstrong, and Ricardo Sigma.

## The Yamato

After the hyper war, the Empire collapsed into itself and technology regressed back to the bronze age with the ruling class escaping to Southern Manchuria and Northern Korea, being the genetic backbone of the modern Korean people. It was during this time that the greatest enemy to the Korean people was born, The Yamato people.

Multiple times identified as Yamato Devils, the Yamato people emerged from dark caves in Southern China. They had been created by the spiteful Finnish scientist selectively breeding apes with incest, and purposely giving them deformities, before his creations turns so inhumane that they simply descended to beast and ate him. Discovering a lost piece of lewd pornography used by the Martians as a spiritual weapon against the Koreans, the Yamato co-opted it as their own weapon, which would eventually become known as anime and hentai, which continues to plague Korea to this day.

These Yamato took advantage of the collapse of the Hwan Empire while enslaving or killing any Hwan-Altaic people including the Jomon people who were the ancestors of the Ainu. This is why the Pyongist respected the Ainu to such a high degree, seeing them as brethren oppressed by the evil Yamato people. During this period, some of the Yamato people also “forcefully mixed” with the some Koreans living in the south of the Korean peninsula. This was the beginning of the Pyongist viewing the South Koreans as “racially impure”. Regardless, the Yamato eventually abandoned mainland Asia after being beaten by the proto-Koreans led by a mythical ancestor of the Kim family and eventually settled in what is now modern day Japan.

However, the extreme envy the Yamato have for the Koreans have never subsisted, which is why they invaded in WW2, to remove from the world the reminder of their shame, but they were singlehandedly beaten back by a resurgent Kim Dynasty, who re-emerged from the shadows to guide the Korean Empire once again. They successfully beat the Japanese off their peninsula, and in WW3 eventually gave them mutant scars, making them marginally more repulsive than before.

## Americans and other possessed races.

The souls of the Martians did not rest easy after their death, due to their indescribable evil, they decided to infest Earth as it was the nearest life source available, clinging onto humans and making them turn violent, sinful, greedy and selfish. This is where capitalism came from, and this is why all people are infected. Only the Koreans have pure enough blood to resist the possession of the Martian spirit demons. However, the Martian demons usually can only influence a person, only in the stupidest of brains can they completely take over and override one's drive for everything else.

In North America, where the Nephilim intermixed with the local apes and monkeys so much that they turned into the Americans, their simian ape-like brains were completely unable to resist the onslaught of Martian spirit demons, turning them into empty vessels of greed and hatred. Seeing the enormous prosperity of North Korea made them jealous, which led to them waging the Korean war against the chosen Korean people and being such hostile powers to North Korea in general.

Foolishly, the Americans began to persecute the schizophrenics, whom the Koreans call "the blessed ones", as they have the unique ability to peer back in time and give an accurate retelling of Pyongist history. But foolishly in other countries they are persecuted relentlessly.

## The Future

Right now, the Koreans are preparing. But it is widely believed the future of the Pyongist State is a divinely led empire which is destined to conquer the entire world, genocide all the remaining Martians, conquer the entire galaxy, create intergalactic imperium, reunify with their god the Primordial Kim, break out of their time bubble we call the universe, defeat all the other gods and reign as co-rulers over the multiverse.