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AGP Debates: Best VHS of the 90s

Charles: What is the best VHS of the 90s?

Michael: I would say 1995'S Toy Story, the 1996 VHS. It includes crisp audio.

Bridgette: But it only has 1.4 GHz.. The 1998 VHS of The Little Mermaid Fully Restored Special Edition included 2.3 GHz.

Tina: It's not just the CPU. RAM is also important.

Charles: Toy Story has 4 GB of RAM.

Bridgette: The Little Mermaid has 6 GB of RAM.

Michael: Toy Story includes a NVIDIA Quadro P6000 24GB (4 DP, DL-DVI-D), No Bracket, Kit, so all of it's crisp video and audio will be in 8K.

Tina: But other VHS tapes around that time used AMG. AMG is a very powerful graphics card.

Charles: But AMG has some reliable problems. Some VHS right now that included AMG has some playback issues. The Little Mermaid tape has a playback issue where Ariel looks black instead of white.

Michael: That's why I own the 1997 VHS Where's Spot? The CPU is 4.5 GHz, the RAM is 16 GB, and the graphics card is once again the NVIDIA Quadro P6000 24GB (4 DP, DL-DVI-D), No Bracket, Kit.

Charles: But you're forgetting about storage.

Michael: Yes. It has 4 TB of SSD storage. Where's Spot? is the perfect VHS of the 90s.

Bridgette: I can agree with that.

Tina: But what about the 1995 VHS A Child's Christmas in Wales? That has 5 TB of storage?

Michael: It uses a unreliable ROG hard drive. ROG hard drives are infamous for breaking down and wiping out everything in the VHS. Our copy was wiped out in 2006, and we had to throw it out.
ALEX STEALS MOM'S CREDIT CARD FOR VBUCKS

This is a WIP (work in progress) video begins with Mike walking to the boys' room

Mike: Alex, you need to turn that off

Alex: Why?

Mike: Your in trouble.

Alex: what did i do?

Mike: You know what you did

Alex: I didn't do anything

Mike: Why don't you what you did?

Boy: what did he do?

Mike: He went into mom's purse, took her credit card, and bought vbucks

Boy: He Stole her credit card? What wrong with you?

Alex: I didn't steal her credit card

Mike: Yes you did.

Alex: No i didn't

Mike: Yes you did

Alex: No i didn't

Mike: Yes, YOU DID!!!! (Screams while arguing). You went into Mom's purse, took her credit card, came in here, and bought vbucks

Alex: I didn't do anything.

Mike: If you keep lying bad things are gonna happen, like smashing you’re stuff for you!

Alex: It was Jake!

Jake: If I did do it then why is dad not yelling at me for it huh?!

Alex: Well I didn’t do it ok!!

Mike: It’s on video boy!!!

Alex: Ok I used it to buy some skins in Fortnite, I admit ok!!

Jake and Mike: What!!!

Alex: I was jealous of Ryan because he had better skins than me!!

Mike: That doesn’t mean you steal moms credit card Alex!!!

Mike: Alright, no Xbox until you return the money you’re banned from Fortnite!!

Alex: Nope!

Mike: What the hell do you mean nope!!

Alex: It’s stupid!!

Mike:
Angry Grandpa's Love Nectar Pie Rage!

***Based on this***

AGP: Hi! Grandpa here! Today, we will make pie, but not just any old pie, Anna's Love Nectar pie!

Michael: I honestly didn't want him to do this.

Bridgette: It's gross!

AGP: I tasted it, it's good! Plus, she delivered it just for us!

Michael: Well let's get baking some horrible s\*\*\*!

AGP: DON'T YOU DISRESPECT MY COOKING!!!

Michael: Sorry!

AGP: First you take the Love Nectar, and you pour it to the bowl. Then you get the salt. (pours the entire canister into the bowl)

Bridgette: That's too much!

AGP: We gotta have it salty!

Michael: Not that salty!

AGP: We then get the milk, the sugar, and the Coke.

Michael: Is this even pie, or a science experiment going wrong?

Tohka: Your baking pie?

AGP: Yep! It's Anna's Love Nectar!

Michael: Oh, we forgot to tell the youngins that Tohka is visiting from Portland, Oregon.

AGP: Where is it?

Bridgette: Where's what?

AGP: The Doritos!

Tohka: Doritos?

Michael: We don't need Doritos to make pie!

AGP: YES WE DO!!! WITHOUT IT, THERE'S NO PIE!!!

Michael: Well we can buy it, no biggie!

AGP: I'll show you no biggie! (slams glass plate, shattering)

Michael: DAD!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!

AGP: I'M F\*\*\*ING MAD!!! (slams all the plates)

Michael: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?!

Tohka: I'm out!

AGP: I WANT MY DORITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Michael: YOU WANT ME TO CALL THE F\*\*\*ING COPS?!?!

AGP: NO!!!

Michael: I WILL CALL THE COPS IF YOU BRE- ***STOP!!!***

***Charles grabs a bat and hits the window, shattering***

AGP: DO IT!!!

Bridgette: Michael let's go!

Michael: (panting)

***Charles slams a chair***

Michael: ***ALL OVER DORITOS?!?! ARE YOU F\*\*\*ING SERIOUS?!?!***

Bridgette: Michael look! (shows Doritos)

Michael: Oh my god!

AGP: Great! Now that we got the Doritos, we can continue!

Michael: What? I'M LEAVING THIS F\*\*\*ING HOUSE!!!

AGP: NO YOUR NOT B\*\*\*\*!!!

***Later...***

AGP: Now that we got the pie done, it is time to taste test this amazing pie!

Michael: You don't even care!

AGP: What's the problem now?

Michael: You wrecked the entire kitchen, and you don't even care about the damage you've done!

AGP: Well guess what? You can leave.

Michael: WHY WOULD I?!?!

AGP: LEAVE!!! Also, we might be out of kitchen business.

Michael: WE'RE ALREADY OUT OF BUSINESS!!! YOU BROKE THE PLATES, YOU BROKE THE- NO!!!

***Charles throws soda at Bridgette***

Bridgette: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!

Michael: Throw one more thing and I'm calling the poli- ***STOP!!!***

***Charles slams the pie at Michael's face***

Michael: THAT'S IT!!! I'M LEAVING AND I'M NEVER COMING BACK!!!

AGP: GOOD!!! AND TAKE YOUR B\*\*\*\* WITH YOU!!!

Bridgette: F\*\*\* YOU!!!

AGP: AND F\*\*\* YOU TOO!!!
Gregory

**Gregory** is een recurring character en een antagonist in de Phytor Series. Gregory is één van de hoogste soldaten van Dave en heeft zolang hij weg is de leiding over Clarence. Gregory dient als de secundaire antagonist van het eerste seizoen.

## **Before The Series:**

Niets is bekend over Gregory zijn leven voor de series.

## **Throughout The Series:**

### "The Beginning"

Gregory loopt de kroeg in wanneer hij opzoek is naar Adam voor een aanval op een soldaat. Hij vraagt de man achter de bar of hij hem toevallig gezien heeft, waarop de man reageert hem niet gezien te hebben. Later weet Gregory Adam alsnog te vinden wanneer Adam en Rick samen naar huis toe lopen. Hij houdt Adam tegen de muur.

### "Punishment"

Gregory zal in deze aflevering voorkomen.

## **Relationships:**

### Dave:

Gregory is erg loyaal aan Dave. Mogelijk kunnen ze het goed met elkaar vinden.
BASHING TABLETS!!!

William: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?

Violette: Unboxing my Kindle Fire!

William: F\*\*\* THAT TABLET!!!

Violette: OHMYGOSHWILLIAMHWODAREYOUDISRESPECTKINDLEFIRE!!! (fast talk)

William: IMMA KILL YOU!!! (slams tablet and stomps on it)

Violette: WILLIAMSTOPITYOURACTINGINSANE!!! (fast talk)

William: NEVER!!!!!!!!!!! (throws tablet and Violette)

Violette: S\*\*\*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

William: CUSS AND IMMA KILL YOU!!!!!! (burns tablet)

Violette: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!! IWILLSACRIFICETHISCAMERAFORMYTABLET!!! (fast talk and throws camera in the fire, cutting off footage)
Episode title

**Grace to Hugh** is the 2nd episode in the series.

## Plot synopsis

*The very first* Paws & Tales *episode! C.J. and Staci set out to build a clubhouse, but they build it in an old rotten tree. Discover why having a good foundation is essential to building a godly life.*

## Appearances

*This section allows you to link to character pages. Oh, and remember to remove this text. ;)*

* Character 1
* Character 2

## Notes & trivia

* *This is where you can put notes and trivia, anything that is interesting or strange can be included here*
A Zillion, Trillion, Billion, Million, Thousand, Hundred, Ten, and One Times (1989 home video)

A Zillion, Trillion, Billion, Million, Thousand, Hundred, Ten, and One Times is a 1989 film was only home video.

Dubs that I have:

1. New Zealand English 1989 (CEL Home Video) (VHS)
2. New Zealand English 1992 (Endeavour Entertainment) (VHS)
3. New Zealand English 1999 (Roadshow Entertainment) (VHS)

Dubs that I'm missing:

1. Maori 1989 (CEL Home Video) (VHS)
2. Maori 1992 (Endeavour Entertainment) (VHS)
3. Maori 1999 (Roadshow Entertainment) (VHS)
Andrew

**Andrew Garcia (Andrew Martin Garcia) is a best friend of Rio, Rachel and Elisa. He is supporting character-turned-main character in the Violette1st series. Although he was known to be shy, he is outgoing, confident and smart.**

## Appearance

Andrew is a young man who appears to be 23 years old which many people compliment his hair and his looks. He is extremely handsome and has piercings on his ears as well as earrings. He is a Mexican descent and has a slender body and has tanned skin. He has black hair and brown eyes. He has black painted nails and his colors consists black, white and red. His casual outfit consists a dark red shirt, black pants and blue tennis shoes. During the series, he is wearing a light red shirt, blue jacket and white pants.

## Personality

In the series, Andrew is sweet, kind and caring. He is known to be the peacemaker and the helper as he often helps people out with their things. Although, he was shy and anxious, he is known to be calm, tough and assertive. He loves practicing instruments during his free time as well as listening to music alone. He enjoys every young in life and cherished it. He respects everyone’s genders and loves to mixing it up a bit. His favorite activity is singing, dancing, reading and watching movies with his friends. While loving and cheery, he does get fierce when someone messes with his friends and family.

## Quotes

1. “Hey, guys! It’s Andrew!”
2. ”We always like to figure things out.”
3. ”That’s the good idea to get a friend.”
4. “Here’s a bunch of Oreos and a snickers.”
5. ”I just need some time to fix things up.”
6. ”Leave the bad stuff out.”
7. ”It just feels like a national television set.”
8. ”Guys, keep it cool. No need for drama.”
9. ”We need to get to work if we’re gonna get treats.”
10. ”Oh, my god. So many loud and rude people trying to spoil the fun.”
11. “I just love eating healthy food from the store.”
12. ”Come on, we’re going to karaoke to sing.”
13. ”Me and the girls love to hang out. Especially on our days off.”
14. ”I got some pop tarts for breakfast.”
15. ”We still keeping watching that kids tv show after school.”
16. ”How about some color schemes?”
17. “You got some stuff for the fair?”
18. “Everyone is staying neutral and they don’t want to be involved in petty drama.”
19. “Every girl deserves a perfect boy, and I’ll help them with the tips.”
20. “If they’re busy on differing opinions about politics, I will gag.”
BILL'S RICHMOND JAIL TOUR!!! (Part 1)

Violette: Bill!

Bill: ...

Violette: Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill!

Bill: ...

Violette: BILL!!!

Bill: WHAT JERK?

Violette: Get down!

Bill: **goes downstairs** What is it? I'm having a Big Mac.

William: That will be the last Big Mac you'll have for a week.

Bill: What are you talking about jerk?

Violette: William's right. You'll be going down to Richmond, Virginia to take part of the jail's program. There, you will spend a week staying in a real jail cell with real prisoners who did real crimes.

Bill: But why do I have to go there?

William: BECAUSE DAD YOU ALWAYS CALL US JERKS, YOU EAT BIG MACS EVERY DAY, AND YOU EVEN SHOT ME IN THE BUTT!!!

Bill: But your even worse than me jerk!

William: Well, at least I don't tie people up and destroy their beloved things like YOU DID!!!

Bill: That was a year ago!

Violette: It doesn't matter Bill. We're leaving in a few hours. So spend those hours wisely!

Bill: SCREW YOU JERKS!!! **runs upstairs to room**

See Part 2 here
BILL, VIOLETTE AND WILLIAM IN CRISIS FOR TV!!!

Bill: I wanna watch football!

Violette: I wanna watch Discovery ID!

William: I wanna watch anime!

Andy: We have many TV's. Why can't you watch with those?

Violette: Cause this is the only TV with cable!

Bill: And I pay the bill's in this house, so I'M GOING!

William: NO YOUR NOT!

Bill: NO JERK!

Violette: I'M FEMALE! AND WOMAN GO FIRST, SO I'M WATCHING TV!!!

Bill: NO YOUR NOT, FEMINIST!

Violette: BILLYOUPSYCHOCALLINGMEAFEMINISTIAMNOTONEOFTHEM!!! (fast talk)

Bill: OH YEAH, JERK?!?! (Bill grabs a hammer and smashes TV)

William: GET OFF, GET OFF, GET OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Violette: BILLYOUSAVAGETHATTVCOSTME$10,000!!! (fast talk)

Bill: IT DID NOT COST YOU 10 GRAND JERK!!!!

Andy: Now no one is watching TV!

Violette: AND WILLIAM IS PAYING FOR IT!

William: I DIDN'T EVEN SMASH IT, JERK!!!!!!!!!!!

Bill: DON'T YOU SAY JERK, JERK!

William: WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!
BILL EATS ALL THE ANIMALS IN THE WORLD

News Reporter: Breaking news! Marylander Bill just ate all the cows, pigs and chickens in the world! Now there will be no more pork, bacon, meat, chicken and milk!

Violette: OH MY GOSH!!! THAT FREAKING JERK!!!

William: At least the vegans won't be complaining!

Protester: ACTUALLY, THERE IS STILL FISH!!! STOP EATING FISH!!!

Bill: GO DIE JERK!!! (kills protester)

Violette: BILL!!! HOW COME YOU ATE ALL THE PIGS, COWS AND CHICKENS AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN GAIN A POUND?!?!

Bill: I don't gain weight jerk!

William: WELL NOW WE WILL HAVE TO GET USED TO THE TASTE OF SUSHI!!!

Violette: Well I love me sushi!

Sandy: Me too! Mew!

Violette: WHAT?!?! I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU IN WILLIAM'S NEW WAIFU!!!

William: Well I revived her.

Violette: THAT'S IT!!! (slices Sandy's head, killing her)

William: WHAT THE HECK MOM?!?!

Violette: THAT W\*\*\*\* GOT REKT!!!
BILL'S RICHMOND JAIL TOUR!!! (Part 3)

**It is time for Bill to go to his cell. There, he meets another person there**

Bill: My name is Bill from Maryland. And I'm here because I am disrespectful to my family and destroy there things and do cruel pranks.

Cellmate: And my name is Alex from Norfolk. I was send here because I rob kid's lockers and disrespect my elders.

Bill: So I'm with a 15 year old...

Alex: 16.

Bill: Oh, well that's gonna be fun. Well I heard we have our first meeting in 30 minutes. So be prepared.

Alex: Okay.

**30 minutes later...**

Sheriff: Hello. My name is Officer Dallas. I will be leading you all to a week in this jail. Now I know some of you think jail is all fun and games, but I'm telling you, IT'S NOT! You'll be doing community services and strict exercises for a week, or more if you don't learn.

Bill: I AM NOT GONNA BE DOING COMMUNITY SERVICES AND PUSH UPS FOR A WEEK JERK!!!

Dallas: Can someone please restrain this dude?

**A officer comes and restrains Bill**

Dallas: Anyway, if you refuse to follow the rules like that guy did, you'll lose privileges. And if you're really bad, let's just say it's not gonna be pretty for you. Anyway, that's the meeting. You will be starting your community service tomorrow. See ya.

**Back at the cell...**

Bill: I can't believe I have to do community services tomorrow. And on top of that, the officer that restrained me said that I was gonna have to do 50 push-ups after the community service for interrupting the meeting! What does these jerks think this place is? North Korea?

Officer: How about you shut up or your gonna do another 50 push-ups?

Bill: Sorry...

Alex: Well I got a plan so you won't have to do the service.

Bill: Are you sure? These jerks could take away some of my privileges!

Alex: It'll be fine! Now, listen...

See Part 4 here
ANDRE’S GRANDMA NUKES WYOMING!!!

**Andre (Victorious) is trying to practice the piano, but Charlotte (his grandma) runs in the room screaming.**

Charlotte: ANDRE!!! ROSY FROM BALTO IS SMOKING TREES!!! SHE NEEDS TO GO TO JAIL!!!

Andre: Grandma we’re in California. She can smoke it!

Charlotte: I’M GONNA GET SOME ORANGE JUICE!!!

**Charlotte proceeds to smash the fridge door and splashes orange juice all over the floor.**

Charlotte: ANDRE!!! THE JUICE SPILLED!!!

**Suddenly, an ad appears on TV.**

Cooper: Hello. I'm Cooper Collins. Today, the State of Wyoming is going to vote on whether they should legalized marijuana for recreation use. Please come to Wyoming to show your full support of the new bill because... **Smokes weed** Ah... that is some good shit...

Rosy: Hell yes! Please legalize it Wyoming!

Charlotte: THAT IS IT!!!

**Charlotte drives to a nuclear storage in a Nevada desert.**

Charlotte: I’M GONNA NUKE WYOMING!!!

**Charlotte proceeds to go to the control room and gets the biggest nuke ready.**

Charlotte: Gonna put in the coordinations... AND DONE!!! SAY GOODBYE WYOMING!!!

**Charlotte presses the button, and the nuke begins to fly off.**

**Meanwhile in Wyoming...**

Cooper: Let’s legalize marijuana once in for all!

Guy: Wait... what’s that?

**The nuke hits Wyoming, killing everyone in the state as well as destroying everything.**

Goodman: BREAKING NEWS, M’KAY?! All of Wyoming has been nuked! Everyone in the state has been killed and so is everything else! The perpetrator, Charlotte Harris, has been captured and arrested by US Marshals. How she broke into the nuclear facility in Nevada is unknown, but she will be executed for this outrageous crime!

Executer: Any last words?

Charlotte: ANDRE!!! I’M GONNA BE GIVEN LAUGHING GAS BY THIS BILL GATES LOOKING DUDE!!!

Andre: Grandma they’re not just gonna give you laughing gas!

Executer: Okay, here we go!

**Charlotte is executed by a gas chamber.**
ALEX RUINS MOVIE NIGHT

Mike: Wassup, Team DO5! Today, we will do movie night!

Cody: I want to watch Singin’ in the Rain!

Emma: I want to see Disney’s Pocahontas!

Ryan: I’ll go with Matilda!

Jake: Can we do The Brave One?

Alex: I want to watch Boyz N The Hood!

Heather: I guess we’ll do a vote.

**VOTING RESULTS**

*Cody:2*

*Alex:0*

*Emma:0*

*Ryan:3*

*Jake:0*

Mike: We’re watching Matilda!

Alex: BUT I WANT TO WATCH BOYZ N THE HOOD!!!

Jake: That movie is inappropriate!

Alex: JUST LIKE THE BRAVE ONE!!!

Mike: Alex shut it! We’re watching Matilda and that’s final!

*Later...*

Alex: I’m gonna splash expired milk on Cody.

*Alex splashes the milk on Cody*

Mike: ALEX!!!

Cody: EW!!! IT STINKS!!!

Alex: GET REKT, GAYBOY!!!

Mike: 100 SENTENCES!!!

*5 minutes later...*

Alex: I ain’t doing no sentences! I’m gonna sabotage movie night!

*Soon, the TV goes black*

Ryan: What happened?

Heather: Damn TV broke!

Mike: I just bought that!

Emma: Hopefully it can get fixed!

Ryan: Yeah! I really wanna see Matilda rekt Ms. Trunchbull!

*Just then, Red Mist plays*

Cody: *Screaming and crying*

Emma: *Crying*

Ryan: *Has multiple seizures*

Jake: *Screams like a little girl*

Heather: OH MY GOD!!!

Mike: WHAT DID YOU ALL DO?!?!

*A episode of Happy Appy plays*

Cody: *Crying*

Emma: *Crying*

Ryan: *Crying*

Jake: *Crying*

Heather: THIS IS FUCKED UP!!!

Mike: CAN THIS GET ANY WORSE?!?!

*The TV blows up*

Mike: OH MY GOD!!!

Cody: *Breaks down crying*

Emma: *Crying* My leg hurts...

Ryan: *Crying* NOW WE CAN’T WATCH MATILDA!!!

Jake: *Crying* THANKS A LOT, HAPPY APPY!!!

Alex: *Laughing* I got their asses good!

Mike: SO YOU DID THIS?!?!

Alex: Yes.

Heather: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM, ALEX?!?! WE JUST BOUGHT THAT TV!!!

Mike: IS THIS WHAT WE’RE ALL GONNA BE DOING NOW?!?! RUINING MOVIE NIGHT?!?!

Alex: Yeah!

Mike: THEN NO MORE MOVIE NIGHT!!!

Cody: *Crying* No...

Emma: *Crying* Why...

Ryan: *Crying* Life is ruined...

Jake: *Crying* THIS IS ALL ALEX’S FAULT!!!

Heather: NO!!! IT’S YOU ALL’S FAULT FOR NOT BEING GRATEFUL FOR MOVIE NIGHT!!!

Mike: YOU ALL GO TO BED!!! NOW!!!

Cody: *Crying*

Alex: *Crying*

Emma: *Crying*

Ryan: *Crying*

Jake: *Crying*

The next night the same time

Dad WHAT IS THIS WHAT IS THIS!

CODY WE BROUGHT A BRAND NEW TV AND WE ARE HAVING A MOVIE NIGHT PICK A MOVIE YOU TO WATCH FROM NETFLIX DISNEY PLUS.

DAD HOW MANY TIMES I TOLD YOU NO MORE MOVIE NIGHT. LOOK WHAT HAPPEN LAST NIGHT. YOU WILL BE FORCED TO WATCH ODD SQUAD VIA OTA.
BILL BILLS THE BILLED BILLS THAT WERE BILLED TO THE BILLED BILLS BILL THAT BILLED THE BILLED BILLS THAT WERE BILLED IN BILLED BILLS AND ARE NOW BILLED BILLS THAT WERE BILLED AND BILLED BILLS!!!

Bill: I'M GONNA BILL THE BILLS!!!

Violette: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bill: TOO BAD!!! (bills bills)

William: I CAN'T HANDLE THIS!!!
An Adventure of a Zillion, Trillion, Million, Thousand, Hundred, Ten, and One Times a Year, Month, Week, and Day (2017 TV)

An Adventure of a Zillion, Trillion, Million, Thousand, Hundred, Ten, and One Times a Year, Month, Week, and Day is a 2017 film was only TV.

Dubs that I have:

1. Arabic
2. American English
3. Australian English
4. Belgian Dutch
5. Belgian French
6. Belgian German
7. Brazilian Portuguese
8. Canadian English
9. Canadian French
10. Cantonese Chinese
11. Dutch
12. Britain English
13. European French
14. German
15. Hispanic Spanish
16. Hebrew
17. Hungarian
18. Indian English
19. Indonesian
20. Italian
21. Jamaican English
22. Japanese
23. Korean
24. Latin Spanish
25. Malaysian English
26. Malay
27. Mandarin Chinese
28. Nigerian English
29. Philippine English
30. Polish
31. European Portuguese
32. Russian
33. South African English
34. European Spanish
35. Swiss French
36. Swiss German
37. Swiss Italian
38. Tagalog
39. Taiwanese Mandarin
40. Thai
41. Turkish
42. Ukrainian
43. Vietnamese

Dubs that I'm missing:

1. Abkhaz
2. Afrikaans
3. Albanian
4. Amharic
5. Armenian
6. Azerbaijani
7. Basque
8. Belarusian
9. Bengali
10. Bosnian
11. Bulgarian
12. Catalan
13. Crimean Tatar
14. Croatian
15. Czech
16. Danish
17. Dari
18. Esperanto
19. Estonian
20. Finnish
21. Galician
22. Georgian
23. Greek
24. Haitian Creole
25. Hausa
26. Hindi
27. Icelandic
28. Igbo
29. Irish
30. Kabardian
31. Kannada
32. Karachay
33. Kazakh
34. Khmer
35. Latin (Switzerland)
36. Latvian
37. Lithuanian
38. Luxembourgish
39. Macedonian
40. Malagasy
41. Maltese
42. Maori
43. Marathi
44. Monogolian
45. Nahuatl
46. Ndebele
47. Norwegian
48. Pashto
49. Pedi
50. Persian
51. Romanian
52. Romansh
53. Sango
54. Scottish Gaelic
55. Serbian
56. Sinhala
57. Slovak
58. Slovenian
59. Somali
60. Sotho
61. Swahili
62. Swati
63. Swedish
64. Tamil
65. Tsonga
66. Tswana
67. Urdu
68. Uyghur
69. Uzbek
70. Venda
71. Welsh
72. Xhosa
73. Yoruba
74. Zulu
Adam's Mother

**Adam's Mother** is een minor character in het eerste seizoen van de Phytor Series.

## **Personality:**

Niets is bekend over Adam's Mother's persoonlijkheid.

## **Before The Series:**

Niets is bekend over het leven van Adam's Mother voor de series.

## **Throughout The Series:**

### "The Beginning"

In een flashback is te zien hoe Adam's moeder en Adam zich verstoppen in een kelder terwijl de vader van Adam buiten gaat vechten tegen Dave's mannen. Een dag na de overname van Clarence komt Roger aan in het dorp. De moeder komt helemaal uitgeput met Adam in haar armen naar buiten lopen. Ze geeft Adam aan Roger en zegt iets wat niet verstaanbaar is, vervolgens valt ze tegen de vlakte.

## **Family:**

* Unnamed Husband *(Deceased)*
* Adam Son

## **Relationships:**

### Adam's Father:

Adam's ouders hielden vermoedelijk veel van elkaar.
ANDY DATES HIS IMAC G3 GRAPE

William: Hi everybody! Andy is on a date with his iMac G3 Grape at Panda Express and I am going to spy on them!

\*William crouches behind a bush and spies on them\*

Andy: iMac, I love you!

iMac: Thanks Andy! You know,most iMac G3s run Mac OS X Tiger, and NASA even sent an iMac G3 Snow into space!

Andy: That’s nice... Wanna go back to the house and make some little baby iPods?

iMac: Yeah...

William: MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!? THIS DUMBASS NAMED ANDY IS DATING AN IMAC G3 GRAPE AND WANTS TO MARRY IT!!!! EVERYBODY BOO AND THROW DRINKS AT HIM!!!

\*Panda Express customers boo and throw drinks at Andy and his computer\*

Andy: NO!!! BABE!!!

William: YES!!!
BILL HAS A MELTDOWN OVER McDONALD'S CLOSING FOREVER

Violette:So hi YouTube today McDonald's just closed forever due to budget issues...Not every McDonald's just the one that Bill goes to and now he's having a meltdown over it.

Bill:I CAN'T FREAKING BELIEVE THAT MCDONALD'S IS CLOSING OVER STUPID BUDGET ISSUES!!!!!!

Violette:Relax Bill.We will go to another McDonald's-

Bill:NO,I WANT THIS MCDONALD'S!!!!!

Violette:BILL STOP HAVING A MELTDOWN OVER IT!!!!YOU'RE ACTING CHILDISH!!!

Bill:SHUT UP VIOLETTE STUPID ST

Violette:OHMYGOSHBILLYOUJUSTCALLEDMESTUPUIDICAN'TBELIVEYOUYOUIDIOT!!!

Bill:I DON'T CARE I WANT THE MCDONALD'S I GO TO!!!

Violette:IT'S CLOSED FOREVER YOU IDIOT!!!!

Bill:DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME IDIOT,JERK!!!

Bill:\*runs up to his room\*

Violette:Oh my gosh...I hate him so much...i'm so embarrassed...i'm turning this off

\*turns off camera\*
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!

William: LORDHAVEF\*\*\*INGMERCY!!! (fast talk)

Violette: IFMERCYTHEANGELGETSABUTTRANSPLANTIAMMGOINGTOKILLTHATF\*\*\*INGB\*\*\*\*!!! (fast talk)

William: IT'S NOT THAT!!! DRAMAALERT GOT HACKED!!!

Violette: WAS IT ALEX?!?!

William: IT IS NOT ALEX!!! IT WAS PENNYWISE!!!

Pennywise: Yes! I just killed him.

William and Violette: How?

Pennywise: I showed him Alex.

William: I CAN'T HANDLE THIS!!!
ALEX HAS WINGS

Mike: What’s up Team DO5! We’re outside because today, Alex will be attempting to grow wings via fanfic logic!

Alex: Let’s do this!

\*Alex pushes\*

Mike: Keep trying!

\*Alex pushes even harder, and wings pop out of his back\*

Alex: I did it!

Mike: Take off!

\*Alex flaps his wings and takes off\*

Alex: I’M FLYING!

Mike: THIS IS AWESOME!!!

Alex: I’M A BIRD!!

(Jake comes outside with a hedge trimmer)

Mike: Jake what are you gonna do?

Jake: This!

(Jake throws the hedge trimmer at Alex’s wings, chopping them off in midair.)

Mike: JAKE DAMN!!!

Alex: FUCK YOU JAKE!!!

Jake: I’m the real angel here!

Mike: NO GAMES JAKE!!!
1-800-WILLIAM'S-BUTT!!!

Bill: What's your phone number jerk?

William: YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT IT IS!!!

Bill: But when you got the Galaxy Note 8, the number changed jerk!

Violette: I know what it is!

Bill: What is it?

Violette: It's 1-800-WILLIAM'S-BUTT!!!

William: I CAN'T HANDLE THIS!!!

Violette: But that's your phone number!

William: F\*\*\* THAT YOU FATA\*\*!!!

Violette: WILLIAMYOUDONOTCALLMEAFATA\*\*YOUCALLMEADONKEYA\*\*INSTEADYOUB\*\*\*\*A\*\*C\*\*\*!!! (fast talk)

William: F\*\*\* YOU AND YOUR FATA\*\* B\*\*\*\*!!!

Bill: STOP CUSSING JERK!!!

William: YOU CAN SUCK MY D\*\*\*!!!

Bill: WHAT THE FRICK JERK?!?!

Violette: IWILLNOWGIVEWILLIAMTHEBIGGESTPSYCHOAWARDFORCUSSINGATUSALL!!! (fast talk)

William: I CAN'T HANDLE THIS!!!

Violette: SAY IT AGAIN I DARE YOU!!!

William: I CAN'T HANDLE THIS!!!

Violette: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!

William: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (fast talk)

Bill: WHAT THE FRICK WOMAN?!?!

Violette: HEDESERVEDITFORCALLINGUSNAMES!!! (fast talk)
Andy replace William’s phone with a pink iPod Touch

William: Where is my phone?

William comes across a pink iPod Touch

William: What the heck?

iPod: FUCK ME DADDY!!!

William: WHAT?!?!

iPod: FILL ME UP WITH YOUR SPECIAL MILK DADDY!!!

William: YOU WEIRDO!!! GETTHEHELLAWAYFROMME!!!

William destroys the iPod Touch

Andy: DUDE!!!

William: WHAT?!?!

Andy: It was just a prank! This is your real phone!

William: DON’T EVER DO THAT TO ME AGAIN!!!
(Real)William and the haunted majora's mask number 3

***After William goes to sleep he has a nightmare,during his nightmare the song of unhealing is heard.***

**William**:Where am i...why am i in the forest?

\***Elegy statue spawns\***

**William**:Stay back,BEN

**Ben**:You shouldn't have done that...

**William:\***Beginsrunning away,but Ben still follows him\*

**William**:\*Sees a man standing\*HELP!!!!!

**Man**:Goodbye,Ben...

**Ben**:\*Spawns behind William\*You've met with a terrible fate haven't you\*Raises William in the air and lights him on fire\*

**William**:\*Wakes up\*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

**Bill**:SHUT UP,JERK!!!

**Violette**:\*Runs into the room\*WILLIAM,ARE YOU OK?!?!

**William**:I had a nightmare...

**Violette**:It's ok William,calm down,it's fine

**William**:\*Goes to sleep\*

See Part 2 Here

See Part 4 here
ANDY GETS A PARROT!!!

(Violette Walks in the door and Sees Andy With His Parrot)

Violette: Andy is that a parrot!?

Andy: I Named Him Justin.

Violette: Wow!

William: JUSTIN!? WHAT KIND OF NAME IS JUSTIN!?

Andy: ITS A GOOD NAME!

William: YOU NAMED HIM AFTER JUSTIN BIEBER!!!

(William Grabs Andys Parrot)

Andy: GIVE ME MY PARROT!!!

Violette: WILLIAM THIS IS LIKE WHEN YOU EGGED HIS BURRITOS!!!

William: THIS IS JUST LIKE YOU AND THE PEEPS!!!

(William Puts The parrot In The microwave)

Andy: NOOOOOO!!

Violette: WILLIAM!!!!!!!

William: THE PARROT WAS STUPID!!!

(Violette Turns off the camera)

(When the Camera Turns back on, The Microwave Is Covered With Blood)

Violette: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!

Andy: WHAT THE HELL!?

William: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR EATING MY PEANUT BUTTER CUPS!!!!

Violette: THAT DOSENT MEAN YOU SHOULD MICROWAVE HIS PARROT!!!

William: YOUR PARROT SUCKS ANDY!!!

Andy: NO YOU SUCK!!!

Violette: BOYS!!!

(William Starts Beating Andy With A Paper Towel Roll)

Violette: NO DONT BEAT HIM WITH A PAPER TOWEL ROLL!!!

(William Starts Egging Andy)

Violette: NO DONT EGG HIM WILLIAM!!!

Andy: YOUR GOING TO PAY FOR THE PARROT!!!

William: NEVER!!!

(William Gets A Carton Of Eggs)

Violette: WILLIAM WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THOSE EGGS!?

(William Starts Egging The Camera)

Violette: WILLIAM STOP EGGING THE CAMERA ITS EXPENSIVE!!!!

(Footage Cuts Off)

THE REMAKE!
*gasps* OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!! I can't even scream, the freaking neighbor will call the police!

William: LOL I CAN BE AS LOUD AS I WANT!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Violette: Williamyouwillbegettingthebiggestpsychoawardforthatnowquititoriwillkillyoursaltya\*\*!!! (fast talk)
ANDY POURS SULFURIC ACID IN WILLIAM’S EYES WHILE HE’S SLEEPING!!!!

Violette: Why hello everyone! Andy is going to be pouring water on William while he’s sleeping as a prank!

Andy: This is gonna be so badass! Let’s do it!

(In William’s room)

Violette: Okay Andy, do it!

(Andy pours sulfuric acid in William’s eyes, burning them)

William: (wakes up) AUUUUUGGGHHH!!!!! AUUGGGHHHHH!!!

Violette: ANDYTHATWASSULFURICACID!? \*fast talk\*

Andy: Yep!

Violette: WHY!?

Andy: That’s for setting my Honda Pilot on fire!

William: GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL!!!

Violette: OKAY!!!

(Violette hauls William into the car and drives to the hospital)

Andy: Hate on me all you guys want! Thanks for watching, and we’ll see you guys in the next video!

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ANGRY GRANDPA RAGES OVER WILLIAM CALLING HIM "POOPY BUTT"/"FACEHEAD"!!!

William: Hey Poopy Butt/Facehead!

Charles Green Jr: Don't Call Me That.

William: Okay, Poopy Butt/Facehead.

Charles Green Jr.. STOP CALLING ME FUCKING POOPY BUTT/FACEHEAD!!!

William: Sorry Poopy Butt/Facehead.

Charles Green Jr.: APOLOGY UNACCEPTED!!!!

Angry Grandpa Rages & Smashes William's Tv/Xbox.

William: STOP!!! IT WAS JUST A PRANK, ASS!!!

Charles Green Jr.: THAT'S IT, YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,0 YEARS, WITH NO TV & XBOX, GO TO YOUR HOUSE ROOM NOW!
20FADHIL IS GONE!!!

William: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Violette: WHAT?!?!

William: VIACOM DELETED 20FADHIL'S CHANNEL!

Violette: WHAT?!?! I'MGONNABOMBTHEIRF\*\*\*INGHEADQUARTERS!!! (fast talk)

William: MOM NO!

***Meanwhile in New York City***

Violette: GOODBYE!!!

William: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Viacom headquarters go BOOM!!!)

William: MOMYOUPSYCHOYOUAREGOINGTOJAIL!!! (fast talk)

Violette: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AGP Debates: What are the best bootleg VHS tapes to own?

Charles: What are the best bootleg VHS tapes to own?

Michael: I'd say the Free Willy 3: The Rescue bootleg. It can run a program called Planet XC. XC can download over 2 TB worth of storage in it and can access the Internet. You can also acquire Corona Gortez, a UDisk that can boot the VHS in just 2 seconds.

Charlie: But the problem is that it isn't done with MPC. MPC has their own aesthetic called the "reality distortion field". It adds distortion into the movie, but not too much to affect the film. It gives it an uneasy feeling and adds a whole new affect to the film we watch.

Bridgette: I certainly agree. When I watch a MPC film, I feel as if I'm in the dark corners of the Earth. Already dark films and made even more darker with it.

Charles: While MPC may be the king of bootleg tapes, let's not also forget the bootleg tape of the Spanish version of Shrek 2. It was done by Raúl Lina. Lina added severe distortion to the film, and it gives it an aesthetic like MPC, but worsen. You can view part of it here.

Tina: The audio is also to be talked about. Sometimes it's loud, sometimes it's quiet. I enjoy the audio because it gives it an edge, like when will the loud parts start?

Michael: I'm not into the loud parts. Overall, each bootleg tape has it's own special ability that makes it memorable. You can buy many bootleg tapes on eBay, Amazon, and more. We recommend MPC tapes if you can find them.
+++KILL WILLIAM+++

William: BLAH BLAH BLAH I CAN'T HANDLE THIS BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!

Agent: You got him?

Guy: Yeah.

Agent: Now shoot him in the buttocks!

Guy: Ok! (Pulls trigger)

William: OW!!!

Violette: OHMYGOSHBILLWHATDIDYOUDO?!?! (fast talk)

Bill: I DIDN'T DO NOTHING JERK!!!

Violette: YESYOUDIDYOUSHOTWILLIAMIWILLKILLYOUNOW!!! (fast talk)

Bill: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (dies)

William: GET REKT DAD!!!

Violette: YEAH GET REKT BILL!!!
BILL GOES TO GERMANY AND RUINS EVERYTHING!

Violette: Well, hello everybody, Bill, me and William is now going to Berlin, and we will have free vacations there that we won the lottery.

Bill: I hope they better have great beer in that country.

William: SERIOUSLY WHY CAN'T WE GO TO COLOGNE?! IT'S NICE IN THERE!

Bill: NO, WE ARE GOING TO BERLIN AND THAT'S F\*\*KING JERK!

Violette: ICANTTAKETHISANYMOREYOUGUYSAREALWAYSARGUINGLIKETHAT!!!! (fast talking)

Bill: So it's not my problem woman!

(camera cuts off)

Violette: Alright so we are here in Cologne, Germany, so Bill...

William: What are you doing and why are you waving that white red thing on your hand?

Bill: i am about to do the protest to bring their shine glory....

Violette: WHAT? BILL ARE YOU SERIOUS?! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!

Bill: I'm doing this to call the protests!

(camera cuts off again)

German Empire Protests: We are taking this country down, we will bring Kaiser back!

Violette: BILL!

William: WHAT THE F\*\*KING HELL IS GOING ON? AHH! NOOOO! (screaming)

Bill: i have solved the problem jerk!

Violette: WE ARE GOING HOME RIGHT NOW FREAKING IDIOT!

(camera cuts off once again, they are back to United States and ww3 starts)

Violette: Thanks to you Bill, our country is now screwed, now we have to live in New Prussia! DOYOUKNOWWHATYOUDIDBILL (fast talking)

William: I FUCKING HATE YOU DAD, I NEVER GOING TO HAVE A TRIP WITH YOU AGAIN! (goes upstairs and locked the room)

Bill: Well, that will worth it anyway, i have free beer and stuff!

Violette: Ugh, you are such a fool bill! I'm turning off this camera, so let me go outside and clear my mind...

(shot gun sounds by german military)

(video ends)
ANDY STEALS THE FIDGET SPINNER!!!

Bill: Let me do my Big Mac worshiping, jerk!

William: NEVER!!! (eggs Bill)

Bill: AND STOP EGGING ME, DINGBAG!!!

Violette: BILL IS RIGHT! NO MORE EGGING!

William: NEVER!!!

Andy: I also got the fidget spinner.

William: WHAT?!?!

Andy: Yeah! And your not getting it back!

William: GIVE IT BACK!!!

Violette: Oh my gosh...

***After some chasing...***

William: I HAVE ENOUGH!!! (eggs Andy)

Andy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

William: GET REKT!

Bill: We seriously need to hide the eggs, Violette!

Violette: BUT YOU EGG PEOPLE TOO!!!

Bill: SAME FOR YOU JERK!

William: TIME TO DIE ANDY!

Andy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (dies)

Violette: OHMYGOSHWILLIAMYOUDONOTKILLANDY!!! (fast talk)

William: I DON'T CARE!!! I WILL KILL BOTH OF YOU NOW!!!

Violette and Bill: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (dies)
BILL'S RICHMOND JAIL TOUR!!! (Part 6)

**Bill and Alex are gonna begin they're escape. First, they need to find a car**

Alex: Now where will we get a car?

Bill: Look! There's a Chevy Sonic over there. We can escape there!

Alex: Let's go!

**Luckily, the car is unlocked and the owner somehow left his keys**

Bill: That was too easy!

Dallas: YOU 2 GET OUT OF THAT CAR RIGHT NOW!!!

Alex: DRIVE!!!

Bill: OH S\*\*\*!!! **slams the gas pedal and the car drives fast**

Dallas: **at walkie-talkie** The 2 have driven off with a orange Chevy Sonic with a Virginia license plate with the letters ECD-6942 on it. We're gonna enter pursuit now.

**At the car, the 2 see a police car zooming behind them**

Bill: Oh, it's getting real now!

Alex: We gotta get back home before they get us!

Speaker: THIS IS THE POLICE! PULL OVER NOW OR YOU'LL BE EXECUTED!!!

Alex: Do they even know the laws? You can't get executed by driving off!

Bill: Whatever, I know how to get them off our tail! **Bill presses a secret button on the bottom of the wheel. Oil runs down the road and causes the car to lose control**

Officer: WE'RE GONNA CRASH!!!

**The car crashes into a pawn shop, desroying the front and ruining the car. The officers, however, are still alive, but are now stuck in the car**

Officer: **at walkie-talkie** Help! We're stuck! We just crashed into a pawn shop and can't escape!

**Back at the Chevy**

Alex: I can't believe you did that! How was that even possible?

Bill: Every Chevy up to 2013 has that button.

Alex: Well anyway, we gotta go back home now! First stop is at my place in Norfolk.

Bill: Ok, this car has GPS. So you can type in the directions to your place there. Oh, and the button also lets up go in stealth mode, so we can't be tracked. Which is good in case the police try to track us down.

Alex: Ok. Now let me type in the address.

See Part 7 here
37°14′06″N 115°48′40″W IS AREA 51!!! (RAGE)

Violette: WILLIAM!

William: WHAT?!?!

Violette: Did you know that 37°14′06″N 115°48′40″W is where Area 51 is located?

William: What?

Violette: THAT'S WHERE AREA 51 IS!!!

William: WHERE?!?!

Violette: WILLIAMIT'SINNEVADAYOUB\*\*\*\*!!! (fast talk)

William: F\*\*\* NEVADA!!!

Violette: WILLIAMYOUJUSTOFFENDED2,940,058PEOPLE!!! (fast talk)

William: I DON'T CARE!!! GET NAE NAED NEVADA!!!

Violette: BUY THE FULL COMIC TO BUY A FREE GAMECUBE!!!
Angry Grandpa Roasts Miami Beach!

AGP: GOOD GOD!!! MIAMI BEACH, FLORIDA ISN'T AS AESTHETIC AND BEAUTIFUL AS I REMEMBERED!!!

Kanna: Charles why are you here?

AGP: I'm here to look at Florida in response to a game of laser tag that had gone wrong. AND OH BOY IS IT GHETTO HERE!!!

Kanna: No! (slams door)

AGP: (laughs) Now what are these buildings?

Kanna: They're apartment buildings!

AGP: And why you butt naked?

Kanna: I'm taking a shower!

AGP: Instead of taking a shower, you should've helped the community!

***Later...***

AGP: Who are you?

Kanna: That's my friend Tommy.

AGP: YOU DATE THIS DUDE?!?! HE LOOKS LIKE HE BELONGS IN A CASINO IN LAS VEGAS!!!

Tommy: Okay?

AGP: And is that YBN Nahmir?

YBN Nahmir: I'm here on a tour.

AGP: THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME?!?!

YBN Nahmir: You never asked!

AGP: AND IS THAT A SLYVEON ROTTING?!?!

Kanna: That was from a hit and run!

AGP: I swear, I'm about the puke...

***AGP goes in Kanna's house to see Jason Voorhees and Hideri Kanzaki merch***

AGP: YOUR TOO OLD FOR THIS S\*\*\*!!!

Kanna: But that's what I'm into!

AGP: I gotta go to the bathroom.

Kanna: WAIT!!! NO!!!

***AGP goes in to see bloody tampons on the floor and a wall ripped apart. Words "金華が所有 (OWNED BY KANNA)" are written on the wall***

AGP: OH MY GODDAMN!!!

Kanna: I warned you!

AGP: I'd be afraid to use that toilet...

***Later...***

Kanna: If the city didn't spend most of their time trying to stop the water levels from rising, none of this would've happened!

AGP: Well you ain't no maid like Tohru! And neither is most of this city!

Kanna: But what do you say we do?

AGP: I SAY GET OFF YO FATA\*\* AND DO S\*\*\* HERE FOR ONCE!!!

YBN Nahmir: But you had a history of not cleaning your house!

Tommy: And my dream is to be a GTA master!

AGP: I DON'T CARE!!! I'm coming back here in a few months. And if the city is not cleaned, then I'm gonna do something bad.

Kanna: Your probably gonna cry!

AGP: Oh well...
ANDY’S MIGHTY MOUNTAIN HIGH SCHOOL RAGE!!!

Transcript:

Violette: Why hello everyone! Andy is going to Mighty Mountain High School! It’s a public school that requires no uniform to attend!

Andy: You know something Violette? Remember when William burned my St. Benjamin’s uniform? HE PREVENTED ME FROM GETTING ACCEPTED INTO THE BEST SCHOOL IN MARYLAND!!!

Violette: I’m sorry Andy, That’s the school you’re going to attend.

\*Andy smashes a plate\*

Violette: ANDY!!!

\*William is heard laughing\*

Andy: I HATE MIGHTY MOUNTAIN HIGH SCHOOL!!!!!

\*Andy flips the table, smashes more plates, and dumps silverware on the floor\*

Violette: ANDYSTOPITNOW!!! \*fast talk\*

Andy: GRAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

\*Andy proceeds to smash every plate, wine glass, plate, and porcelain figurine in the house\*

Violette: OHMYGODTHISISSOMETHINGWILLIAMWOULDDO!! \*fast talk\*

Andy: \*speaks Morse code, and Goes into the bathroom\*

Violette: ANDYNOYOUHAVESOMUCHTOLIVEFOR!!! \*fast talk\*

\*Violette drops the camera, causing the footage to cut off\*
(FAKE) WILLIAM'S OZARK BIBLE INSTITUTE ADVENTURES NUMBER 3.5

Note: THIS IS NOT THE REAL PART 3.5. THIS IS A PARODY.

## Part 3.5: Chapel

A group of around 100 students surround the room, ready for chapel. William, Cody and Brian sit at the front row by each other.

**College President:** "Hello everyone. Thank you all for coming to chapel. Now let's start reading the bible."

**William:** "I'M TIRED OF THIS S\*\*\*!!! WE RIOT TILL DEATH!!!"

**Cody and Brian:** "SAME FOR US!!! LET US OUT OR LET US DIE!!!"

**College President:** "Staff! Take these boys away!" **(staff runs to the boys)**

**William:** "EAT THIS, B\*\*\*\*!!!" **(William punches the staff)**

**Cody:** "WANT A COOKIE? HERE YOU GO!" **(Cody slams staff at wall)**

**Brian:** "GET NAE NAED!!!" **(stabs staff to death)**

**College President:** "OH MY GOODNESS!!! WHAT THE HECK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?!"

**William:** "AND NOW, FOR THE GRAND FINALE!!!" **(burns down building, killing everyone)**

**College President:** "YOU PSYCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" **(dies)**

**Cody:** "We got em!"

**William:** "Now let's get outta here!"
ANGRY GRANDPA DESTROYS GAMING LAPTOP OVER US NAVY AIRPLANE MEME

AGP: I love this Razer laptop, man, it’s indestructible!

Michael: Indestructible?

AGP: Yes!

Maggie: It’s not indestructible.

AGP: Yes it is. It said so on TV!

Bridget: You said that with the Galaxy S7 Edge and it wasn’t indestructible!

AGP: Well they lied! Razer tested this with the US Army and they proved it was indestructible!

Michael: Since when?

Maggie: Also, there’s this meme going on in the US Navy.

AGP: What’s it about?

Michael: Maggie Pesky please don’t show dad the meme!

AGP: Why not?

Bridget: It’s not appropriate!

AGP: I WANNA SEE IT!!!

Maggie: Here it is!

*The image depicts a US Navy airplane that was modified in a Rule 34 style*

AGP: OH MY GOD!!! WHAT IS THAT THING?!?!

Michael: I told you! You shouldn’t look up this stuff!

Maggie: But it’s hot!

Bridget: Maggie!

AGP: THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER!!! I WANT TO MARRY HER!!!

Michael: Dad she doesn’t exist!

AGP: WHAT?!?!

*Angry Grandpa slams the laptop, causing the screen to shatter*

Michael: OH MY GOD DAD!!!

AGP: OH SHIT!!!

Maggie: That computer cost almost $2,000!

AGP: Well, shit.

*AGP grabs an axe and axes the crap outta the laptop while Michael and Bridget scream like psychos*

Michael: ALL OVER SOME RULE 34?!?!

AGP: FUCK IT!!!

*Angry Grandpa pours some coffee on the laptop*

Bridget: You are a fucking idiot!

AGP: THEN GET OUT!!!

Michael: NEVER!!!

*AGP throws the axe at Michael, but he barely dodges it and it hits the TV, causing it to shatter*

Michael: WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?!?!

AGP: Oh shit my TV!

Maggie: You two need to leave now!

Bridget: Fuck you, grandpa!

Michael: BRIDGET NO!!!

AGP: WELL FUCK YOU TWO!!!

Michael: I’m calling a nursing home. I just can’t... *Starts crying, then turns off the camera*
BILL HIJACKS WILLIAM'S NEW CAR

Violette: Why hello Youtube! Today is a very special day!

William: I got a new car.

Violette: Yes! He got a 2015 Porsche Macan used and in a black color. And boy does William love it!

*Soon, Bill comes out*

Bill: Whose car is that?

William: What if I told you that car is mine?

Bill: Wait, you bought yourself a Porsche?

William: Actually, me and mom both paid 50/50 for the car.

Bill: WHAT?!?!

Violette: Yeah Bill! And William likes it!

Bill: I don't think it's fair that freaking jerk gets himself a nice car, but I get a old truck that barely even works anymore!

Violette: But Bill, William's been doing good, and I want to celebrate!

Bill: Good? Have you seen what that jerk's been doing lately? He broke the TV that I bought him, and he's constantly hogging the living room TV with his game of Fortnite!

William: Well what does the TV situation have to do with the car?

Bill: You don't deserve it, jerk!

William: Well I bought it, and I've ripped up the receipt! So you can't return it!

Bill: WHAT?!?!

*Bill then takes the car keys from William*

Violette: Bill what are you doing?

Bill: The car is mine! *Shuts door and turns on the car*

William: DAD YOU'RE NOT TAKING MY MACAN!!!

Bill: YES I AM, JERK!!!

*Bill drives off*

Violette: Oh my gosh!

William: YOU FATASS!!!

Violette: WILLIAM!!! NO MORE NO NO WORDS!!!

William: I'm sorry... I just don't have a car now...

Violette: Honey we'll get it back!

*The scene cuts to Bill driving the Macan back. However, it is now in a hot pink color*

William: WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO?!?!

Bill: I painted your car pink, jerk!

Violette: Bill why would you paint the car pink?

Bill: Because I want that jerk to be humiliated when he's driving in that car!

William: MY FRIENDS ARE GONNA THINK I'M GAY NOW BECAUSE OF YOU!!!

Bill: I DON'T CARE, JERK!!! *Goes inside*

William: I can't stand this... I can't handle this...

Violette: Honey we can save this. I'll pay for the car to be repainted with any color you like.

William: Can you paint it gold?

Violette: Sure. Now I'm turning this off.
Arebad - Georgia Family

For this episode, Ola Smith travels to the Deep South of Florence, Alabama to visit the Georgia Family. The father is Allfuckinggayasskids Arebad (40) and the mother is Iespeciallyhaten\*\*\*ersandf\*\*\*otswho Arebad. Yes, that is their actual name, and their previous names are David and Karen respectively. The kids are Trumplovesyou (Originally Haden, 18), Allblackn\*\*\*ersshoulddie (Originally Kendra, 16), AllillegalimmigrantsmustbegassedliketheHolocaust (Originally Yugi, 13), Whitepowerisbestpower (Originally George, 11), Muhammoddid911andallhisfollowersmustbeexecutedlikethepiggyloserstheyare (Originally Wendell, 7), and EverysnowflakewholivesinCaliforniawilldiewhenJesus returns (Originally Sally, 3). Haden and Kendra are the only well-behaved children of the house. Everyone else is racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic, and fans of gory and snuff films. The family has no respect for minorities at all and harass minority families, especially black and Hispanic families. The parents also use abusive punishments like extreme spankings, beatings with belts, locked away in a closet, and many more. Haden and Kendra also want to change their names back to a new one and want to be away from all the madness. Can Ola teach this Southern family to respect everyone?