Pterodactyl! Transcript

This is the ninth episode of the SpongeBob Spin Off Series "The Monsters".

## Script

(Eerie Theme Music)

(AAAHH!!!! Real Monsters Theme Music)

(THE MONSTERS ARE APPEARING EVERYWHERE IN BIKINI BOTTOM SCARING EVERYBODY EVEN A ROBOT NAMED QT-TT ALSO KNOWN AS "CUTIE PIE" THEY ROAR, THEY STOMP, THEY CHASE, THEY EAT, THEY EVEN HAVE BAD MANNERS LIKE; BURPING WITH THEIR MOUTHS AND FARTING OUT OF THEIR BUTTS. THEY EVEN SCARE AWAY THE PETS LIKE SNAILS, WORMS, SEAHORSES, CLAMS AND SEA BUNNIES)

Giant Anglerfish: We're the monsters! And this is our show now!

The Monsters: (ROARS OUT LOUD)

(THUNDER BOOMS, CLAPS AND FLASHES)

Title: "Nickelodeon's THE MONSTERS"

(We see and hear Gary and his the snail-friends screaming during the end of the theme music)

"Developed for Television by Stephen HillenBurg"

(We hear Giant Anglerfish Off-screen growling)

Episode Title: "Pterodactyl!"

French Narrator: Day Nine in the Tidal Zone.

[The episode begins in Bikini Bottom at nighttime. In The Krusty Monster, The Monsters; Giant Anglerfish, Feeler Fish, Puffball, Rock snail, Sea creature, Elephant fish, Alaskan Bull Worm, Appetizer, Sea Monster, Sewer Monster, Puffy Fluffy Monster, Rrarrg, Giant Golden Eel, Sea Whelks, Mother Sea Whelk, Sewer Snake, Mildred, Loch Ness Monster, Jellien Leader, Q.T.-π, Jelliens, Baby Kraken, Mother Kraken, Pacifier monster, Giant Fruit Fly, Snail Monster, Yeti Krab and Two Fangtooth Fish are in the kitchen. Giant Anglerfish, Feeler Fish and Puffball makes the announcement.]

Giant Anglerfish: Excuse us. Could we have everyone's attention please? As you can see there are many of us giant monsters. There are many of people of Bikini Bottom we just scare away. Babies, Toddlers, Kids, Teenagers, Adults, Seniors, Elders, Pets too.

Puffball: Glug glug glug glug.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Giant Anglerfish: Yes. I was getting to that, boys. Anyway... There's a new monster who was coming to Bikini Bottom and it lives in one hundred million years ago in the future.

Pacifier monster: Who is it?

Q.T.-π: Quack.

Giant Anglerfish: The only monster we never met is the Mommy pterodactyl.

Sea Monster: The mommy pterodactyl. She use to be the same size as me.

Jellien Leader: [Roars Loudly]

[The time closet from outside opens up and out came the Mommy pterodactyl.]

Mommy pterodactyl: [Squawks Loudly] (She stomps all the way inside The Krusty Monster and joined the other monsters) Hello?! Monsters?!

Giant Anglerfish: Ooh. That must be her. (She, Feeler Fish and Puffball stomps all the way to where the Mommy pterodactyl is and greet her) Hello, Mommy pterodactyl. (Shakes her sexy butt)

Mommy pterodactyl: (Shakes her sexy butt) Hi, guys.

Male Fangtooth Fish: (Swims toward Mommy pterodactyl) You must be Mommy pterodactyl. Welcome to "The Monsters".

Female Fangtooth Fish: (Swims toward Mommy pterodactyl) We're among friends here. What do you think, Sea Monster?

Sea Monster: (Stomped all the way to Mommy pterodactyl eye to eye) Wow, she really does look like me. The same size and the same weight and... hold on. What are these?

Mommy pterodactyl: They called feathers. They're tan and brown. Just like I am now.

Rrarrg: (Waves to the Mommy pterodactyl) RRARR HRARR!

Giant Golden Eel: (Mumbling)

Puffy Fluffy Monster: RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAR!!!

Appetizer: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!

Giant Fruit Fly: (Buzzes)

Mommy pterodactyl: Oh. (Flirts) Hi, boys.

Rock snail: Meow.

Mommy pterodactyl: (Her tummy started to rumble and grumble) Ugh, I'm starving. I come all this way for food I wanted to eat.

Giant Anglerfish: Then why don't you join us and we'll have ourselves Monster Patties with us around the table. The Monster is our leader and a great fry cook.

Mommy pterodactyl: I'd be happy too. (Joins all the Monsters by sitting down on her chicken butt)

Baby Kraken: So, Ms. Pterodactyl, do you have a family?

Mommy pterodactyl: I'm having a baby. And the egg I'm laying is coming right out of my butt. The more I shake it, the more I'm sexy with it.

Mother Kraken: All of us female monsters are sexy in their own way.

Female Fangtooth Fish: I'm flirted with my husband and rubbed his chin. (Rubs Male Fangtooth Fish's chin)

Male Fangtooth Fish: Aw, darling. I always knew you got character in you.

Snail Monster: GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWAR!!!

The Monster: [ROARS LOUDLY]

Giant Anglerfish: That's our leader.

The Monster: [Comes out with a Monster Patty on a tray and hands it to Mommy pterodactyl]

Mommy pterodactyl: For me? Monster, you shouldn't have.

The Monster: [ROARS LOUDLY]

Mommy pterodactyl: Oh I will. [Squawks Loudly and eats the monster patty with a really big beak and swallows it whole.] Yummy.

Alaskan Bull Worm: What a big beak and mouth she has.

Sea creature: GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!

Elephant Fish: (Trumpets Loudly)

The Monster: [ROARS LOUDLY]

Giant Anglerfish: Of course, Monster. Puffball, Feeler Fish and I will feed every monster Monster Patties.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Puffball: Ribbit. Glug glug glug glug. Ribbit.

[Giant Anglerfish, Feeler Fish and Puffball went to the kitchen to make many Monster Patties.]

French Narrator: Many Monster Patties Later...

[Giant Anglerfish, Feeler Fish and Puffball came out of the kitchen with a lot of monster patties on every tray and feeds them to Rock snail, Sea creature, Elephant fish, Alaskan Bull Worm, Appetizer, Sea Monster, Sewer Monster, Puffy Fluffy Monster, Rrarrg, Giant Golden Eel, Sea Whelks, Mother Sea Whelk, Sewer Snake, Mildred, Loch Ness Monster, Jellien Leader, Q.T.-π, Jelliens, Baby Kraken, Mother Kraken, Pacifier monster, Giant Fruit Fly, Snail Monster, Yeti Krab and Two Fangtooth Fish.]

Yeti Krab: Yummy Monster Patty.

Sea Whelks: (Inhales every monster patty with their mouths and gulps it down inside their bodies)

Mother Sea Whelk: (Inhales her monster patty with her mouth wide and gulps it down inside her body. Burps)

Mommy pterodactyl: Excuse you, Mother Sea Whelk.

Q.T.-π: Quack quack.

Mommy pterodactyl: Awww! Who's this little cutie?

Q.T.-π: (Transforms into a dinosaur like monster and roars loudly)

Sea Monster: Don't mind Q.T.-π. He always does that whenever he transforms. Only when somebody says "Awww".

Mildred: (Eats the monster patty) Delicious.

Sewer Monster: GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWAR!!!

Sewer Snake: Hey, everybody. I think Mommy pterodactyl is having a baby. Look! She's laying her egg.

Mommy pterodactyl: Hrrr... (Lays her giant egg coming out of her chicken butt) Ahh...

Jellien Leader: [Roars Loudly]

Jelliens: (Roars)

Sea Monster: Now that's the biggest looking egg that I have ever layed an eye on.

Giant Golden Eel: Awwww.

[Just then, The Giant Pterodactyl egg started to hatch.]

Alaskan Bull Worm: It hatching.

Puffy Fluffy Monster: RAWWAR???

[The Giant Pterodactyl egg hatched into a Baby Pterodactyl.]

Baby pterodactyl: [Squawks Loudly] Mama. Mama.

Male Fangtooth Fish: Mother of all Pterodactyl. It's a baby.

Female Fangtooth Fish: She's such a cutey. Awww...

Baby pterodactyl: [Squawks Loudly] Mama.

Mommy pterodactyl: My little baby. (Baby pterodactyl flew into her wings as the two hug)

Baby Kraken: That is so sweet. Isn't it, Mom.

Mother Kraken: Of course it is, baby. Monster hugs all around for Pterodactyls.

Giant Anglerfish: Let's give them a really big monster hug!

Puffball: Ribbit ribbit.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Sea Monster: Sounds good to me.

[Giant Anglerfish, Puffball, Feeler Fish, Rock snail, Sea creature, Elephant fish, Alaskan Bull Worm, Appetizer, Sea Monster, Sewer Monster, Puffy Fluffy Monster, Rrarrg, Giant Golden Eel, Sea Whelks, Mother Sea Whelk, Sewer Snake, Mildred, Loch Ness Monster, Jellien Leader, Q.T.-π, Jelliens, Baby Kraken, Mother Kraken, Pacifier monster, Giant Fruit Fly, Snail Monster, Yeti Krab and Two Fangtooth Fish gives Mommy pterodactyl and Baby pterodactyl a big group monster hug with a smile.]

Giant Anglerfish: Welcome to the family of monsters, Pterodactyls.

Mommy pterodactyl: Thank you. All of you. We're so glad to be one of you guys.

The Monster: [ROARS LOUDLY]

[All the monsters stopped hugging even Mommy pterodactyl and Baby pterodactyl and bows down to the Monster with six eyes, gills, pincers, tentacles and his sluggish body for his leadership.]

Mommy pterodactyl: We will always serve you, Monster.

Baby pterodactyl: [Squawks Loudly] Monster.

[We zoom out of The Krusty Monster as we end the episode.]

THE END

(End Credits)

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