Timeline of Googology wiki racism (2017-2020)

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* 5 January 2017: Sbiis Saibian arrested for graffitiing “black lives don’t matter” on Eiffel Tower.
* 14 March 2017: Three wiki admins, emboldened by Saibian’s hate crime, drug and gangrape Asian-American student.
* 15 March 2017: A self-proclaimed “Professional Racist” by the name of ‘Uncle Cletus’ bails out the three admins and enters an enclosed bulldozer called “The Blackmobile”, rampaging throughout a small Canadian town.
* 7 April 2017: The mayor of the town receives FBI leads that Uncle Cletus and the three admins are hiding out near Mount Rushmore in an attempt to dynamite Trump’s face into the monument.
* 8 April 2017: Against warnings by personal advisors, Mayor Dickle goes to Mount Rushmore and confronts Uncle Cletus, who lights a fuse on the dynamite prompting a five minute countdown until the explosion. Mayor Dickle manages to take out one of the admins but is overpowered by the other two. Meanwhile the explosion embeds a copy of *Mein Kampf* into Uncle Cletus’ chest which gives him racist immortality. He can live forever as long as he slurs at one Black person a day. Mount Rushmore is destroyed and the National Guard are unable to locate Uncle Cletus as he runs into the nearby wilderness.
* 29 July 2017: Uncle Cletus is spotted in Dallas, Texas, heading towards Jonathan Bowers’ house to lynch him. (See Jonathan Bowers Near Lynching) Several admins including Username5243 band together in a showdown to stop Uncle Cleetus before it’s too late.
* 30 July 2017: Uncle Cletus is trapped in the fourth dimension using the Extended oblong shlongotope, a long and thick 4D shaft which banishes whoever it penetrates into another dimension. 30,000 acres of farmland are destroyed in the battle, leaving one admin in critical condition.
* 1 August 2017: Googology wiki declares itself free of racism.
* 1 August 2018: On the one year anniversary of the announcement several Black users are doxxed, prompting an investigation.
* 9 December 2018: A police officer with an account on the googology wiki forcibly restrains a Black man against the pavement for 14 minutes, killing him. When tried in court the officer said all they had to do was explain how BEAF legions work to be let go. They are tried and declared innocent, which prompts nationwide protest by googologists. The wiki is featured on CNN and NBC.
* 3 March 2019: Chris Bird starts a youtube channel called “bird is the word” where he espouses antisemitism and calls Googleaarex a “stingy subpentational Jew” His account is suspended but it creates a rift in the community.
* 19 July 2019: Edwin Shade is revealed to be in a quantum superposition of both Black and White, since nobody has observed him directly. Edwin takes advantage of this and uses half of the n word, leading to his ban and the following Proxy Saga.
* 11 September 2019: The 9/11 memorial is defaced with racist messages and a link to the googology wiki homepage. The wiki is temporarily taken down by fandom as multiple innocent users are doxxed and implicated in the crime.
* 1 January 2020: A user claiming to be James Joyce’s grandson says the googology wiki is a front by a reincarnation of the KKK, and that top admin C7X isn’t who they say they are. C7X is questioned on video chat and says “I can’t talk right now, I’m making ocfs” before taking a swig from an unusually large pitcher. From then on their activity is patchy and they deliberately avoid answering questions related to their possible involvement in racist incidents.
* 30 December 2020: Googology wiki awaits a full year with no racist incidents.
* 31 December 2020: Chris Bird does a CNN interview where he apologizes to the NAACP for racist rhetoric on his now deleted Twitter. After the interview he sets up an *Only Fans* account where he shouts racial slurs for $40 dollars each. He is banned from both *Only Fans* and the googology discord server.