Sane Phoenix

Pictured: His Default Expression

Asshole Attorney

**Sane Phoenix** is quite possibly the only person in He11 who actually understands that they ARE in he11. He constantly tries to keep things from going absolutely insane, with varying results.

## Lore

Sane Phoenix had just finished up his final case involving Godot. It was a rough one, but one he would never forget. However, ***justice takes no breaks***. He had another case the next day, so he slept. When he awoke, he found that the courtroom had been moved to one labeled "11". Curious, as Phoenix didn't know there even was a courtroom 11, he decided to enter early before the trail, alone.

That was the worst mistake of his entire life.

Instantly, he found that there was someone accused of "stealing Pearls fucking oreos." He was confused, but decided to defend the accused (Miles Edgeworth) to his best ability. It was after that successful trial that he met an alternate version of himself known as Hobo Phoenix and another alternate version of himself who was a prosecutor, and raised as a Von Karma. Needless to say, Phoenix was extremely confused.

Now, he lives his life as a defense attorney for both his world and he11, scrounging up what little cash he can get for his law firm "Wright Anything Agency".

## Kinkypollo: Sworn Enemy.

One night, as Kinkypollo listened to music along with some of his friends, they began to await a particular song. Such song, however, would not be played. When it was finally time for it to begin, Sane Phoenix did the unthinkable, and skipped the track right before Kinkypollo's eyes. This action caused the two to become unthinkable enemies for decades to come. You may be wondering why Phoenix decided to take this action. The story is this.

"I was about 5 shots in and someone said not to. I did it. I thought it would be funny." - Phoenix

This brash and terrible action caused the two to become eternal rivals, sworn enemies for the end of time.

...Or so it seemed.

## The end of an era

The war raged for decades. Kinkypollo constantly bombarding Phoenix with "shut up" anytime the sane man tried to speak. It was torture. Yet, the lawyer persisted, knowing that there were worse things in he11 that needed his attention more. As time went on, however, things changed. Kinkypollo seemed less and less willing to battle, and Sane Phoenix took notice. Sane Phoenix was a prideful man. He would not admit defeat. He would *wait.*

And finally, on February Second, 2018, Kinkypollo admitted defeat. The war was over, and there were no causalities (With the exception of some of Sane Phoenix's words being cut off.). They finally admitted their friendship, and all was well in he11 that day.

...Or so it seemed.

## Personality

Sane Phoenix is, as his name suggests, sane. How sane he currently is, however, is currently up for debate. He's one of the only voices of reason in the courtroom (even if it isn't actually a courtroom at the time), and often times the one who finds out who did what, when, and how.

He often gets confused an exasperated over things such as:

* Finding copies of other people in the same room.
* Finding HIMSELF in the same room.
* The laws of reality somehow being bent.
* The courtroom changing without warning
* Hell, the courtroom changing WITH warning.
* Someone threatening to shoot him.
* Someone threatening to harm him in general.
* Not getting his paycheck.
* Someone reading his mind.
* Not being able to pay rent for the month. (This seems to be a common occurance)

He often goes on about wondering why he wants he wants to cry, or wondering why the money in his wallet suddenly disappeared.

He could use a hug.

## Miscellaneous

* He's actually a terrible fucking lawyer. Though that may be due to how batshit insane everything around him is.
* Despite often being shot/stabbed/hit by a bird/hit with SCALDING HOT COFFEE. He seems to never suffer any actual damage. This may be his only "odd" trait.
* He seems to be able to leave and return from He11 at will.