Episode 4-16

Welcome to *Hee Haw* with special guests:

* Tennessee Ernie Ford
* Sammi Smith
* Charlie McCoy

and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark and the whole Hee Haw gang!

## Skits and Songs

* Roy Clark and the whole Hee Haw gang
	+ "Walking in the Sunshine"
* Kornfield Jokes
* Gordie's General Store
	+ Old Seth Wilkins' house burnt down
* The Moonshiners
	+ Move to the city
* Ask Buck?
	+ Low-cut dresses
* Tennessee Ernie Ford and the whole gang
- Grandpa, Stringbean, Roy, Gordie, George
	+ "Little Liza Jane"

* Buck Owens and the Buckaroos
	+ "Fraulein"
* The Quilting Bee
	+ Is Molly making a good wife?
* The Joke Fence - Misty
	+ I crossed an elephant with a gopher.
	What'd you get?
	Some awfully big holes in the back yard.
* Samuel B. Sternwheeler
	+ I'm a great admirer of the Chinese. They've given us many great inventions such as acupuncture, dragons, laundry, and uh, let me see, what else have the Chinese invented?
	How 'bout this? *[hands Sam a box]*
	Ah yes, the Chinese puzzle box.
	No, Look inside. *[explosion]*
	Oh yes, gunpowder.
* Justus O'Peace
	+ Ern is accused of stealing a box of cigars

* "Pbbt! You Was Gone"
	+ Now we got along, my life was real sunny
	But only one thing would ruin our fun
	I know you loved me but you worshiped money
	And you got mad when I offered you none
* Salute!
	+ Sammi Smith's hometown, Guymon, Oklahoma, population 7,674
* Charlie McCoy
	+ "Orange Blossom Special"
* Doc Campbell
	+ Weepin' Willie's check came back
* KORN News
* Claude Strawberry, Country Poet
	+ "Down with Diets"
* At the Schoolhouse
	+ I'll probably go down in history

* Gordie's General Store
	+ Gordie's boy's out of college
* Weeping Willie
	+ My wife asked what time it was
* Pickin' and Grinnin'
* Minnie and Grandpa's Kitchen
	+ Something easy
* Roy Clark
	+ "For Once in My Life"
* Archie's Barber Shop
	+ Just a shave
* Hey Grandpa, What's for Supper?
	+ Well, something tonight that'd be a treat
	A big fresh roast of good moose meat
	A fresh green salad and carrots and peas
	And cups o' hot tea you can drink with ease
		- Oh, that's horrible, that's the worst.
	+ Cook it yourself, then.
* The Nashville Edition
	+ "Glory Special"
* Doc Campbell
	+ Appendectomy, tonsillectomy
* Samuel B. Sternwheeler
	+ A sage word of advice to all hunters: Gunpowder and alcohol don't mix; it won't shoot, and it tastes extremely unpleasant.
* "Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me" - Archie, Gordie, Grandpa, Roy
	+ I always thought I had the respect of my wife
	She had learned me almost all I knowed in life
	As for intelligence, she said I'd have a sixth sense
	She said I sure didn't show any sign of the other five
* The Naggers
	+ A stranger'd think I was just a cook in this house
* The Hagers
	+ "Rockin' Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Flu"

* Samples Sales
	+ PSA from the Kornfield County Highway Patrol
* "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, Tennessee Ernie Ford
	+ Remember we fought so many times over
	That grandfather's clock that I found in town
	You wanted it at the top of the staircase
	I said you couldn't, or it would run down
* Buck Owens and the Buckaroos
	+ "Georgia Piney Woods"
* Pauline and Pierre
	+ Do beavers get cavities?
* Salute!
	+ Four States, West Virginia, population 500
* Kornfield Jokes
* Sammi Smith
	+ "The Toast of '45"

* The Hee Haw Gang
	+ "We Love the Time We Spend with You"