700+ Ways To Annoy Greely

Created by WrongLuna! (Formerly Jos98ie) on the Wildworks Writing Wiki!

**quick note from the author**

okay guys I started this a while back as a joke

i came back to see that it grew to 200+

guys im so proud

this is great

thanks to everyone who added to the list

okay now to the list

1. Tell him he's emo repeatedly
2. Dye his cloak pink
3. Ceran wrap him to his bed
4. Ask him too many phantom questions
5. Tell him Peck made him some cookies
6. Tell him that he is the most pointless alpha
7. Distract him on a phantom chase and paint his walls bright colors.
8. Go to his house and knock everything over
9. Tie him to a chair and read him a bunch of GreelyxPeck fanfics.
10. Force him to watch Bepper.
11. Scream in the middle of Jamaa Township that his favorite song is "ABC song"
12. Start to scream "ABC song" in the same place on a pedestal next to Greely.
13. Introduce him to an item begger.
14. Replace all his music videos with "Never Gonna Give You up." and strait up Rick Roll him.
15. Ask him if he'll marry Bepper
16. Scream "GREELY KISSED JULIAN2 I SAW HIM AND THATS WHY JULIAN2 QUIT" whenever you see Greely
17. Show him the original gecko video but switch it to an edited version wich says "PECK AND GREELY ARE DA BEST COUPLE" over and over again
18. Switch contacts on his phone and make him call his mother on speaker.
19. Scream that Gilbert will eat every phantom.
20. Tell him that MCR broke up because their songs sucked Phantom goop.
21. Tell him that phantoms suck
22. Tell him it's NOT a phase and he's COMPLETELY emo
23. Be Purple Guy and whenever you see him, say "Ends Nn" until he either leaves or murders you.
24. Give him his sheep outfit and push him into a crowd full of sheep and make him say "Baaa..."
25. Force Greely to watch Julian2 hate on him.
26. Steal all his emo makeup and use it as paint.
27. Tell everybody he has a crush on GellyJones.
28. Call him a pointless arctic wolf
29. Show him a Greelyxphantom fanfic
30. Show posters about greelyxpeck
31. Sing Gera gera po from yo-kai watch whenever you're near him
32. offer him chocolate and when he declines MURDER HIS JOURNAL.
33. Use his joutnal and all of his books to make a pinata for Peck's birthday
34. Show him Gellyjones' BASICALLY THE ALPHAS series
35. Show him greelyxbepper fanfics
36. Yell, "Peck and Greely Sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!" at him
37. Say he has a thing with Liza
38. Make a den of his hideout and put a gallery of him wearing lipstick and eye shadow
39. Ship him with Juno constantly
40. Repeat yourself.
41. Help the yanderes burn his hideout so they will be noticed.
42. Show him this list.
43. Make him your novel's protagonist without his permission.
44. Repeat yourself.
45. Make a three post rant about his character inconsistencies on the Animal Jam Wiki.
46. Give masterpieces to all the jammers of "Greely x Peck" and show Greely!
47. Tell him that he is secretly a non-member wolf who don't have any powers and couldn't do anything.
48. Show him AJ Mating Videos with blue wolves.
49. Force him to say ”PECK IS MINE!”.
50. Sing 'Chacaron macaron (the hurr durr song)' to him.
51. Force him to only eat chocolate for the rest of his life.
52. Make him socialize with others.
53. Throw a party in his house every day.
54. Take his golden chain and impersonate him.
55. Ask him why he's decked out in so much bling.
56. Speak his every line of adventure dialogue in the pillow room.
57. Show him Peck x Greely fanfictions.
58. Don’t stop talking in front of him.
59. Yell random things.
60. Poke him repeatedly.
61. Say that he should marry Peck repeatedly.
62. Make peck into big chungus and show peck to him
63. Show him pictures of greely x peck (0w0)
64. Force him to kiss peck.
65. Ignore him in adventures
66. Let peck draw all over his face while he's asleep.
67. Tell Peck to boop him (she'll happily oblige)
68. Change his music playlist to the google bot (or peck) saying "sneep snoop"
69. Do everything on this list within one hour
70. Reveal his biggest secrets that only you, the only one he trusts, knows
71. Paste sticky notes saying "rdjftgiryijeu" in phantom goop everywhere and tell him a phantom wrote it
72. Watch him attempt to figure out what the phantom wrote but fail
73. Scream "GREELY FAILED TO DECODE PHANTOM WRITING" in the township afterwards
74. Lock him in a room then put music on full blast.
75. Spit on him then play peck songs the bring in the spinvengers and battle greely and win then wedgie him and hang him from his undies with sheep on the flag shop flagpole and yell in Jamaa township where he is and post it on instagram
76. Scream at him in all caps: 'WATCH OPEN SOURCE OBJECTS!'
77. Say: 'Go Commit pitcher from open source objects'
78. Yell, "GREELY LIKES TO SING PUT A BANANA IN YOUR EAR!!!" in jamma township
79. Make greely kiss bepper's lips and make greely go out with her. (She will agree with joy)
80. Force him to marry Amelia because the fans want to.
81. Tell him to do his Jamaa lessons
82. blast the caramelldansen song in his room
83. throw an evil cheese at him
84. make him react to morgz ( trust me he may wanna get the bleach )
85. Several parts: 1- Force him to go on a blind date and the date is Peck. 2- Force him to marry Peck 3- Force him to sing I'm a banana and All the single ladies in public (Make sure Gilbert sings with him lolol) 4- Replace everything so It'll play Never gonna give you up. 5- Destroy everything he has on Phantoms. 6- Sing the Dora the Explorer theme when you're near him and a month later swap to I am a gummy bear. 7- Show him AJ mating videos with blue wolves. 8 and final step- Get your buddies and put greely into your mouth as you pretend to be Golden Freddy. (Poor Peck)
86. Tell him a million Sans Puns
87. Tell him to watch the ballard of dead corny and bfb 16 on youtube and if he does he will can a flower long spike
88. Tell him his marriage is ready and he needs to get ready because Peck is already ready
89. When you meet him in an adventure scream 'HOW HAVE YOU NOT MARRIED BEPPER YET?'
90. Say "Baa baa Greely sheep" when he is near
91. Dress up as a phantom and follow him
92. Dress up as a phantom and tackle him
93. Get a friend. Pretend to be a phantom. Tackle Greely. Your friend "saves him"
94. Wear the Greely set, be a wolf and say, "OMG! Greely, I loveee you! Marrrry mee!"
95. Tease him about how he got captured.
96. Trash his hideout.
97. Dance in a circle around him chanting anything, mainly GreelyxPeck.
98. Draw fanart of Greely and Peck getting married and starting a family, then blast *What is love* as you force their heads together at the wedding.
99. Make Greely tell the truth of his parents and then tell his parents that he's in love.
100. Make him watch Bepper throw up when she meets him.
101. Throw Greely in a pit of Greely fangirls.
102. Force Greely to scream "IS THIS MADNESS?! NO, THIS IS JAMAA!!!!!!!!!!" to greets New Jammers.
103. Don't let Greely to poop. Let jammers watch him suffering in the agony of constipation.
104. Sing "Spaghetti Cat" By parry Gripp
105. Sing Little einsteins. Ha.
106. Turn him into a phantom
107. Kill him
108. Mock him
109. Force him to watch a 3 hour long puppet show
110. Kill a Jammer and blame it on Greely
111. Literally go on any adventure that he's in, and "try to help" even though he tells you to stay put.
112. Make Greely remember the war.
113. Make Greely do a Vietnamese war flashback (Based from above)
114. Hack into Greely's code. Turn him into a fake virus, RUN MY FRIENDS
115. Tell Greely that he's a hardcore boy and can't die.
116. Put the peck set on a bunny and keep doing heart and love emotes at him
117. steal all his emo stuff and make it cute and non-threatening (help from peck and other residents of bunny burrow recommended )
118. Spam him with JAGs containing happy, pink, and rainbow wallpaper.
119. Take a dump on his belongings
120. Turn him into a platypus.
121. Fill his room with platypuses- or is it platypi? Anyway, make sure you don't harm any playtypuses/platypi/plural name for platypus.
122. Repeatedly tell him that he's been gnomed
123. Rickroll him
124. Dress up as Peck and show it to him
125. Dress up as Greely and say "I am an idiot" to Greely.
126. Tell him that he's a hardcore boy and watch him doing dangerous things.
127. steal the wolf heartstone
128. kill the phantom queen to and steal all her eggs so he has nothing to do "reasarch" about
129. make him convert to daoism and force him to marry peck because he is basically yin and she is yang
130. Arrange a setup for him and Peck.
131. Eat him for dinner
132. Tell him your his mom or dad.
133. Cry infront of him
134. Dont listen to him
135. Turn him into a potato
136. tell peck he loves her
137. repeatedly scream “GREELY ITS NOT A PHAAAASEEEEE” in front of him
138. change all his songs to ‘Boom boom dollar K.O.G G3 remix
139. make him marry bepper
140. dress up as a phantom and say ‘eat meh’ repeatedly
141. Offer him a cake with a love heart in the middle and force him to give it Peck.
142. Go to his house and make a surprise party. Except make it a baby shower and have pink permanent marker all over his walls with stuff saying "It's a girl"on it. When he asks why he got a baby shower say "For your baby with you and peck of course!"
143. (Referencing 142) After baby shower marry him, adopt people from the pillow room, and hold another one.
144. (referencing 142 and 143) Dress the children up in black mascara and goth clothes and say "They look so much like you greely!" while proceeding to teach them to color pink in permanent marker on his walls.
145. Make him wear baby diapers and show him to the other alphas.
146. Force him to sing "I'm a barbie girl" to peck while adding an overdone amount of makeup to his face in front of his edgy followers.
147. Go in a greely costume (one similar to a furry fur suit) and stalk greely. If he notices you do random weird dances while shouting greely ships.
148. Tell Greely that he has the coronavirus.
149. Force Greely to take a shower in the public.
150. Dress up as Greely and say, "I LOVE PECK" in front of him.
151. Make him wear pink. If he refuses, *STRANGLE HIM TO DEATH HUEHUEHUE.* (sorry)
152. Smack greely on the back of his head so he passes out. Then tie him to a chair. When he wakes up do puppet show with those baby shark puppets singing baby shark, but even more highpitched. Do it until either you or greely dies.
153. Make a birthday party for greely. When he opens your gift give him a pink bikini. When he aks why you gave him this say "But you specificlly asked me to get it for you! I even got graham a matching one!"
154. Dress up as his sleep paralysis demon and then wake him up in the middle of the night. When he wakes up do weird dances.
155. tell him "MEW3SYLVEON HATES U"
156. Speak in a weird voice saying "ayayayay greely butterfly" then after like 10 times shave all of his fur off and eat it so he has no fur
157. Every time he turns a hall corner kiss him, he will eventually fall in love with you and then you get married
158. Quarantine him at Peck's House when he has the Coronavirus.
159. Transfer him from Animal Jam to GachaLife
160. burn down alpha headquarters :))
161. Force Greely to learn in *edubba* (ancient Sumerian formal school) and watch him being beaten by his Sumerian teacher for *bad cuneiform handwriting.*
162. Send him to the Battle of Thermopylae. (if u dont know, its a battle where Leonidas screamed "IS THIS MADNESS??? NO, THIS IS SPARTA!!!!)
163. Send him to the scary Battle of Hydaspes. (clue: it was the last battle led by Alexander The Great)
164. Send him to the Battle of Cannae. (its Rome VS Hannibal war, do you know?)
165. Send him to bloody and scary Byzantine-Sassanid war.
166. Force Greely to watch c o co m e l o n.
167. Send him to the Battle of Yarmuk and make GREELY lead the Byzantine soldiers instead of Vahan. Watch him planning stupid strategies.
168. Watch Greely getting PTSD after those scary experiences.
169. Replace Greely with Rexory.
170. Then, send him to the American Civil War and Greely must be in Union side, of course.
171. Send him to the Second World War.
172. Send him to Pearl Harbor on 7 December 1941.
173. Send him to Hiroshima on 6 August 1945.
174. Send him to the Battle of Ambarawa and make GREELY led the Indonesian soldiers instead of Gen. Sudirman.
175. Watch Greely getting PTSD AGAIN.
176. Inject Greely with Covid-19 virus.
177. DO NOT quarantine Greely. Let him wandering in Jamaa while he spreads the Coronavirus.
178. Send Greely to Rome while the emperor was Nero.
179. Send Greely to Emperor Elagabalus's party.
180. Leave Greely alone for this number before another users continue to annoy him.
181. Mess up his recently groomed fur
182. Tie him and Peck together
183. Send Greely to First World War.
184. Send Greely to *edubba* once again WITH PECK!
185. Spread gossips about Greely and Peck like this, "OMG! I SAW GREELY AND PECK BEING BEATEN BY A SUMERIAN TEACHER FOR PLAYING TIK TOK IN EDUBBA YESTERDAY!"
186. Force Greely to become a Tik Tok boy.
187. Send Greely to the Siege Of Germanicia and steal all of Greely's war spoils. (Fun fact: The spoils of this siege could make the veterans rich for their whole life)
188. Donate Greely's precious spoils to the Phantoms.
189. Tell Sir Gilbert that GREELY has betrayed Jamaa.
190. Mess up with Phocas (a tyrant Byzantine emperor) and blame it on Greely.
191. tell him he’s the worst of the alphas and when he asks tell him it’s because he got captured by phantoms, overlooked the IMPORTANT detail of getting back through the portal to jamaa , tell him his personality it revolting, he got capoured AGAIN (on purpose, but DONT TELL HIM THAT) and that he stole the hearthstone thing and chucked it in the river and proceeds to get surrounded by more phantom hints and then caught. Worst theif ever :/ isn’t he gonna be the smart one
192. remind him the animal jam books exist and that in book 2 he was basically having a crisis figuring out if water was wet, and in book 3 that he was captured. very easily. Like, why is Greely the only one who ever gets captured? Why not peck or Gilbert? Seriously?
193. Blast Caramelldansen in his ear 24/7
194. Put him, in a sheep costume and peck into a girl Shepard costume and make greely sing "marry had a little lamb" Until he passes out
195. Arrange Greely's marriage with the Phantom King and force him to attend the wedding. (The entire marriage ends up being wrecked, with a huge battle between the alphas and the Phantom King taking place. Needless to say, the alphas had to pay a LOT of gems to make up for that damage..)
196. Send Greely to a karaoke bar and make him sing but all the songs are Jojo Siwa songs.
197. Create a movie about the alphas but his face is censored and when he asks why say "Cause its too ugly to see."
198. Fling all his mascara off a cliff then replace it with "Extra sparkly pink glam!" lipstick disguised as his mascara and watch him try to use it.
199. Yodel so he can't go to sleep about how he taste like kernel corn. Once he goes mad make him watch a scary movie and hear his screams realizing the ax murder says his victims taste like kernel corn.
200. Make him watch every barbie movie. Once that is done lock him in a room and have him listen to Jojo Siwa songs on loop. Then put Jojo Siwa songs distorted on loop after a day of it so he goes even more crazy.
201. Make him read the creepypastas here.
202. Make him read all the theories.
203. Put him in a room with a realistic robot Liza and make Liza pretend to love him.
204. Put him in a room with a realistic robot Peck and make Peck pretend to love him.
205. make him watch mickey mouse clubhouse.
206. Make him realize that he is in a video game, and watch his mental health slowly go down the drain.
207. Make him read this
208. Send Greely to Nika Riots in 532 AD.
209. Inject Greely with plague germs, *Yersinia pestis.*
210. Force Greely to join Sunda Empire (its a banned false empire in Indonesia lolol).
211. torture him, then make him marry peck and liza
212. Do everything on this list twice (except 107)
213. Light his cloak on fire and blame it on my cat
214. Make Peck stalk him and call him "***Senpai***" (which she actually wanted to do in the first place)
215. Transfer him into goat simulator while Pilgor repeatedly beats him.
216. Give him the coronavirus
217. tell him he has the coronavirus
218. watch him deny and then test positive
219. watch him die slowly for the next 2 weeks of quarantine
220. Force Greely to read "I shouldn't betray them" poem in front of Constantine XI before the fall of Constantinople.
221. Force greely to stand in the tallest place in jamma and scream "I LOVE PECK" so loud everyone is jamma and the phantoms can hear him.
222. Tell Greely that year 536 AD is THE BEST YEAR EVER (which is actually the worst year ever) and send Greely there. Watch Greely ~~suffering~~  enjoying every moments in year 536 AD.
223. Make him read this list.
224. Introduce him to a creeper
225. Bring Peck
226. Raid AJ with bunnies.
227. Rub in his face that Liza is better.
228. Make him watch bongo cat.
229. Dress up as a wolf and say, "im greely! I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PECK SO MUCH!"
230. Do everything in this list 5 times to Greely (except 107).
231. Make Peck and him switch places. Peck is the weird e-girl in adventures, while Greely is suffering from eternal doom; being forced to have a high-pitched voice and impatiently watch New Jammers decorate their den.
232. Cause mayhem (such as explode things) and blame it on Greely or the phantoms.
233. Read Greely all your fan fictions of him.
234. Host a surprise party for Greely and invite all the alphas.
235. Make him play Animal Crossing: New Horizons for the N1nt3nd0 2w1tch.
236. When he stops playing Animal Crossing, give him extremely cute villagers that will make him have a big mental breakdown every time they talk to him.
237. says that he is a literal greel(d)y person for not telling his secrets
238. Put him in a room with a bunch of extroverts for an hour
239. Force him to kiss his journal
240. Make him eat a bag of marshmallows
241. Sneak into his secret library place or whatever and vandalize it
242. Tie him to a chair in his secret library, destroy all his phantom stuff, read his journal entries, then dress up as Peck and dance around him singing barbie girl
243. Make him watch Battle For Dream Island
244. Tell Greely ''You're losing your marbles, boo." every time he starts ranting about phantoms.
245. Eat Greely for iftar.
246. Tell him to buy you everything in Jam Mart Clothing.
247. When he declines, start whining really loud in his ears until his eardrums rupture.
248. If his eardrums do not rupture, start asking Peck instead so he'll get so mad he'll do it.
249. If he nor Peck buys you anything, threaten him to go into the Phantom Fortress: alone.
250. If he does not go, threaten you'll quit AJ.
251. If neither of these work, continue Step 247 until he buys you the items. If he does not do this, kill the Alphas one by one until he decides to. If he still doesn't, ***kill him.***
252. Turn into a Karen penguin. When he begins talking about phantoms, scream "GREELY MCEDGYWOLF, AS YOUR MOTHER I SAY YOU ARE GROUNDED, MISTER. I AM TAKING ALL OF YOUR PHANTOM STUFF AND THE PECK SHRINE YOU HIDE IN YOUR CLOSET."
253. Feed Greely 534545649696509483905 chocolate cakes.
254. Send Greely to time-travel then tell him to cancel Teh Foll of Conztantinoffle in 1453. If he refuses, do step 247.
255. Also tell Greely to cancel Alekzender Teh Greit's conquest.
256. Do step 162-167 but send him WITH PECK! If they refuse, sing "Never Gonna Give You Up" until their eardrums rupture.
257. Send Greely random Alexander memes until he bang his handphone.
258. Force Greely to listen to Limp Bizkit. This may be going too far, but the ends justify the means.
259. Force Greely to watch Horrible Histories.
260. Capture someone and when Poke comes tell him that it was Greely.
261. Capture Greely and Peck and put them in a traphouse together.
262. Make him watch unikitty. If he refuses, grab one of his chalkboards and erase everything, then make unikitty art on it.
263. Make him watch Object Cringe.
264. Spam “Greely has a crush on Vladimir from Animal Crossing!” In Jamaa Township.
265. Force him to say “Two is a horrid character, let him shrivel up and die!”
266. Make him put on headphones and make him listen to Yellow Face’s wonderful noise. He will be unable to take it off, due to the super glue, and he can only turn up the volume. Then tell him there is only a volume down button.
267. Make him write 1000 on hundreds of paper slips, and rickroll him until he gets it done.
268. Say “Two is a bad character” around him.
269. Place him in a room with Treekco1 and tell them to take a group bath.
270. Make him play Minecraft and say ”lava is hot” when he falls in lava.
271. When he is in earshot, say loudly to nobody in particular, "Oh look! it's Greely, the Bunny Alpha!"
272. Lock him out of his own office, then give the only key to an item begger.
273. Tell him he needs to stop playing Animal Jam so much and that he needs to get outside and make some friends.
274. make him sing better days by onerepublic
275. Tell him he's goth.
276. If he declines he is, then tell him again.
277. If he declines once more, then start saying "You're a goth." in his ear until he accepts he's a goth.
278. If he still declines, take red spray paint and spray paint "I'M GREELY AND I'M A GOTH!" on all his walls of his office.
279. If he declines once more, tell Peck he's a goth. He will get flustered, and admit it to impress her.
280. Give him a note that says "Hi, Greely! Peck doesn't like you, but i'd love to eat phantoms with you, baby! Smell my armpits! -Liza".
281. Ask him to watch c o u n t r y h u m a n s
282. Put a tack in his office chair. Watch what happens when he tries to sit down.
283. Steal his phantom research notebooks and glue all their pages together.
284. Make him listen to Siri's backstory on loop until his eardrums rupture and bleed and it'll clot up and he'll get an ear infection.
285. Make him go to an opera.
286. Tell him that phantoms are just regular Jammer that were tested on with science liquids and it went terribly wrong and you're just hunting down your own kind, you doofus.
287. Make him wear a bikini in front of all the other alphas.
288. Take him to a K-pop concert.
289. Throw M&Ms at him until one hits his eye.
290. Make him kiss a rabid badger.
291. When Greely is off on alpha duties, go to his office and place a tripwire in front of the door. Then pour molasses all over his office floor and watch as he tries to enter.
292. Replace all his phantom research journals with phone books.
293. Make him Fight Dio from JJBA and watch him loose miserably, (did i mention Dio hates dogs?)
294. Remind him of the time when he dressed up as a sheep.
295. Tell him that all the sheep want to plot revenge on you for being a bad impostor.
296. Ask him if anyone still tucks him up at night.
297. Force him to kiss Bepper, and make him tell her that their marriage is planned the week after somebody does the River's Heart adventure.
298. Avoid him until he confesses he likes the phantoms much more than Bepper.
299. Make him wear a bra.
300. Tell him Liza secretly wanted to plot to murder him because she was convinced he was a phantom.
301. Make him a pop-up card with glitter that says "PeckxGreely"
302. Tell him that phantoms have the opposite of phantomizers and that he's a phantom plotting against us. (Everyone be **very** suspicious of Greely)
303. Make Hyenine1 eat him.
304. Exorcise his sleep paralysis demon 4985098 times a day.
305. Invite him to afternoon tea at 3:00 with Peck.
306. Make him watch all the times dogs died in jojo, and tell him he's next
307. Take him to see all the creepypastas about him saying he's the bad guy.
308. Make him play the laggiest game on Earth. (don't watch, it'll kill you)
309. Show him all the depressed kids out there and say he looks like them.
310. Laugh in his face for no reason.
311. Show him all the fanfictions about Peck and Greely.
312. Show him all the fanfictions about Liza and Greely. \*watch his reactions\*
313. Make him scroll through Tik-Tok.
314. Replace all his phantom books with albums full of Peck photos, then show Peck and everyone in Jamaa Township it and scream "GREELY LOVES PECK!!!! HERE'S PROOF!!!!"
315. Send him to the Hogwarts battle
316. Put him in the Maze
317. Send him to the Hunger Games with Peck instead of Peeta and Katniss
318. Give him Animus magic and make him use it until he loses his soul
319. Make him kiss Annabeth and cheer while Percy kills him
320. Send him to the battle in New York from the Land of Stories
321. Send him to one of the realities that's going to disappear
322. Give him the Flare (Disease from The Maze Runner that makes you insane)
323. Tell him he's too emo to be an alpha.
324. Make him a bubble beard and tell him he has rabies.
325. Watch as he believes it and destroys alpha headquarters.
326. When the bubble beard pops tell him you'll get him more phantom study books before he swipes your ears off only for him to realize you gave him more Peck albums.
327. Tell him to play Fer.al and when he plays watch him freak out as he turns into a kitsune.
328. Send Greely to Battle of Nahavand (a battle which end the Sassanid Empire). Watch him slips on blood.
329. Call him a tsundere.
330. Make him watch anime for 5 days straight
331. Send him to the Battle of Salamis and watch him square off with Xerxes I.
332. Bring him to Carthage in 146 BC.
333. Tell him that Animal Jam is just a game and that he shouldn't take everything so seriously
334. Begin to show up in his house randomly at night, then on the twelfth night, begin to slowly look more and more like Greely until you look like a deformed version of him. Then once you’ve achieved that lock him in his closet and replace him for a day. Then when the alphas notice how you look more deformed and disturbing do number 335.
335. (referencing 334) Bring your friends which will all dress up as the deformed alphas and lock the alphas in the closet with Greely. Begin to play Uptown Funk and Barbie girl on blast 24 hours a day into the closet. After a month of them surviving purely off the coat crumbs in the closet, let the other alphas out freely, but make Greely participate in a live play of jojo Siwas life, him starring as her mom. This should break him mentally.
336. Tell him that you hope he gets hacked by Fman122 And LostJammer.
337. Elect Greely as a Rashidun caliph. Watch him getting **a s s a s s i n a t e d**.
338. Feed him some Lucky Charms mixed with pure adorableness
339. ship him with the phantom queen
340. ship him with peck
341. ship him with amelia
342. ship him with anyone
343. cut his wrists and tell everyone he did it
344. kidnap him and tell the other alphas he's at a rock concert
345. force him to wear dye his fur red and wear a skull shirt
346. use this list drive him to depression and just say he's faking it for attention
347. kill him and tell everyone he stabbed himself
348. say he's in love with peck witch is interspecies love which is zoophilia which is furry
349. Send Greely to Second Arab Siege of Constantinople. Watch him eating grass, poops, and eventually, random Umayyad soldiers.
350. Force Greely to participate in the Battle of Ajnadayn, watch him suffer.
351. Force Greely to join the Praetorian Guards.
352. Force Greely to play Fortnite.
353. (referencing 348) constantly ask him when he's going to FurCon
354. (referencing 348 and 353) post an anthro greely drawing saying "UWU WHAT'S THIS" on r/yiffinnhel
355. Force him to dance in a Sheep Hat while saying "I AM A SHEEP AND I LOVE PECK!"
356. Make him wear a narwhal onesie and do ballet with a unicorn horn on in the middle of Jamaa.
357. Tell him that he is old and when he needs to go to the hospital, the only people who will visit him is fan girls because thats the only people who like him and no one else does
358. Drop kick his grandma
359. Defenestrate his grandma
360. Defenestrate him
361. Drop kick him
362. Get some friends and dress up in cheesy Halloween costumes. When he's out researching Phantoms, quietly follow Greely from behind. Then jumpscare him
363. tell him Mira did not actually choose him and he was just an emo edgy teen that was a mythology fanboy, who said he was chosen because he wanted to by a myth.
364. Give him pink eyeshadow when he's sleeping.
365. when he's out adventuring, replace his furniture with lots of pink and purple things, then run around Jamaa screaming "GREELY'S HOUSE IS PINK! GO THERE FOR PROOF!"
366. Force him to stop inspecting the phantoms for a whole week.
367. Tell him to go on a vacation.
368. Tell all the other alphas that he has a crush on a phantom.
369. Have him switch personalities with Peck.
370. Scream "I SHIP GREELY AND PECK" every time the two of them are near each other.
371. constantly ask him about all the son of Greely role players, then say hes cheating on peck.
372. Blast Hamas nasheeds in his ears.
373. Send him to medieval Cilicia (Southeast Anatolia) after 638 ad. Greely must love the beautiful nature in Cilicia. Well, he loves war too, right?
374. Send him to 717 Siege of Constantinople as an Umayyad soldier. Watch him recycle his food.
375. Force Greely to actually join the phantoms then have a bunch of random jammers attack him and they wouldn't get in trouble because he technically is bad now >:)
376. Make him sing 'Boom boom dollar' by King Kong & d jungle girls
377. Send Greely to Syria.
378. Force Greely to sing "Allah, Souriya, wa Bashar!" (no, I don't support Bashar Assad, the song is just catchy).
379. Blast Muawiya nasheed to him.
380. take away his gothic stuff ps. if you do make sure greedily dosnt know it was you case if he dose then well... it was nice knowing you
381. Tie him to the wall and read him daughter/son of Greely fanfics and show him cringy art.
382. ONLY read him Greely x Peck, Greely x Phantom, and Daughter/Son of Greely for a whole month.
383. Release bees in his room.
384. Save Greely x Peck art to his desktop and show everyone to prove he likes Peck.
385. Put pink and purple fur dye on him and watch Peck fangirl over him.
386. Put too much sugar in his drinks.
387. Paint his cape bright red and say he took a cape from Sir Gilbert.
388. Eat his Phantom Goop collection.
389. Send him a link that you said is to a book about phantoms, but it redirects him to a rickroll.
390. Force-feed him candy
391. Paint yourself yellow and sing "I'M A BANANA" whenever he's washing dishes in the kitchen
392. Tell Greely he should donate his fur to charity, because it's too long.
393. Snip his fur, and make a blanket out of it.
394. Have Greely go into the middle of Jamaa Township and scream "THE PHANTOMS ARE COMING! THE PHANTOMS ARE COMING!"
395. Become a Karen
396. Make his volcano explode
397. Scream "IT'S A MONSTER!" at Greely and throw a nuke at him
398. Establish ownership by walking into his house and saying "My house now!"
399. Nuke the Phantom Fortress
400. Steal his Phantomizer
401. Make him use pink and purple bath bombs, then call Peck.
402. Paint Peck x Greely fanfic on all of his cloaks so he is forced to wear it or buy a new cloak
403. Get Peck to visit him and make him play "Ring-a-round-the-rosie"
404. Have all the Alphas make a club called "GreelyXPeck"
405. (Related to 404) Make him wear a costume that has the "GreelyXPeck" club logo on it.
406. Go over in an adventure with Greely. When he talks, X out of his chat and say "Pfft you're a waste of time. You're the annoying one, Mister Sheep".
407. (related to 406) Call Greely "Mister Sheep"
408. Make him read spikey spike and de durp man while listening to hatsune miku
409. Force him to sing “Istanbul not Constantinople” in front of Constantine XI
410. Force him to listen to “Are you going to finish that CWOISSANT” on loop for [[1]] hours
411. Force him to make a Tik Tok makeup tutorial and watch as it goes viral
412. Make him listen to the llama song for 227367283463745646284856485642502 hours on repeat and watch as he dies inside
413. Hide in his closet quietly singing Hatsune Miku songs and when he opens it, do the spooky dance
414. Lock him in Peck's closet, while she's in it
415. Steal his cloaks
416. Tell every phantom to dye themselves pink and purple
417. Bring a large group of humans into his house, preferably ones from a Greely-Obsessed Cult
418. Make him wear a sheep costume for a whole month
419. Tape him to the wall, have Greely x Peck audiobooks playing in a high-up place, as well as "there is no need to be upset" playing in the background. Oh! Also, don't forget to have the room be bright pink.
420. Read him this list.
421. Make him smooch a pink phantom dressed as peck
422. Make him play Friday Night Funking but Girlfriend is Peck
423. Shove him and Peck into a cage until they admit their love for each other
424. Make it seen like he and Peck are about to die so they confess their love, then record it and post it on the wiki
425. Play "High Hopes" by Panic! at the Disco for 557840932574839057489357435748930574890574893057489302758943287504937598043 hours
426. EAT HIS CHICKEN NUGGETSES
427. Tease him constantly for being captured most
428. Ask him if he enjoys being rescued
429. **Burn his goth stuff**
430. Replace his goth eyeliner with barbie childs makeup
431. make him be a clown in the circus
432. Make him into a cat
433. Turn his black stuff pink
434. Turn him back into a baby wolf
435. Save peck before he can
436. Take Greely to the park and then scream "I MARRIED BEPPER" in a Greely voice so everyone thinks he actually did
437. Force him to join BloodClan
438. Tape him in a box and send him to a Greely-Obsessed clubhouse
439. Hack into his computer, and follow theres steps: 1. Make his desktop wallpaper a really colorful Greely x Peck fanart, 2. Name all his files I LOVE PECK! 3. Replace his search browser with Peckipedia 4. Download a painting program and make several greely x peck arts 5. Delete his search history about phantoms, and search things like "Why is Peck so cute" and "How to confess your love to a bunny"
440. Dress him up as a sheep and make him live in a farm cage for the rest of the week
441. Whisper "You're next" in his ear when he is sleeping
442. Write "HELP" in red food coloring on his wall, and a few paw prints. Then tell everyone he killed someone.
443. Force him to scream, "I AM THE WORST ALPHA EVER!!" in the middle of Aldan server in Jamaa Township. If he doesn't, threaten him with endless days of listening to GreelyxPeck editions of the gecko song.
444. Hire [[2]] jammers to wear a GreelyxPeck shirt and scream: Greely+Peck! That’s 1 ship that lasts forever! (Make greely annoyed rn!)
445. Hire 5 sharks to sing "Baby Shark" to Greely
446. Make him run to the top of Mt. Shiveer, and scream "I'm not getting paid enough for this" then make him quit his job
447. Call him a depressed, emo, sadistic husky
448. Save Daughter/Son of Greely art to his desktop, and name the file "My Awesome, Emo Children"
449. Write a fake issue of the Jamaa Journal where Greely "confesses his love" for Peck.
450. Make his volcano lava bright pink and purple, then scream this at the top of your lungs "PECK! GREELY MADE HIS LAVA PINK AND PURPLE FOR YOU!
451. Call him a dog instead of a wolf to DESTROY his ego
452. Run around Crystal Sands screaming "THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING!"
453. Make a Greely-Obsessed fanclub with posters all over the wall, which are just ship art of Greely and Peck
454. Quarantine him in a small doomsday bunker with the rest of the alphas
455. Whenever he and peck are next to each other, sing "GREELY AND PECK! SITTING IN A TREE! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"
456. Howl louder than him on a night with a full moon
457. Wear Greely armor, then have your friend wear peck armor, then confess your love.
458. Replace all his lava with water
459. Make his basement into a Peck shrine
460. Pour Peck's paints all over his office floor
461. Kidnap Peck, then spread the word saying "ONLY GREELY CAN SAVE PECK!"
462. Put his capes through a shredder
463. Eat all his makeup
464. Make one of his capes into a face mask
465. Spam-text him ship art until he blocks your number
466. Convince the other alphas to move into his house with him
467. Make realistic-looking heads and bodies of the other alphas. Then hang the heads up on the wall, and have the bodies scattered around it.
468. Text him "UwU" when he is ranting about his dark side.
469. Make a full meal out of only phantom goop, and force him to eat it.
470. Give him a McDonalds Happy Meal and have him live off it for the next week.
471. Spray his office with 15 bottles of perfume until he can't breathe
472. Decorate his house with peck fanclub plushies
473. Glue bunny ears to his head when he's sleeping
474. Make him wear Peck armor, and then have Peck wear Greely's armor.
475. Go to the Greely's Pizza den and steal everything
476. Make a pinata out of his phantom samples.
477. Quarentine him at Peck's house, and force him to socialize with Peck. Continue until either Peck or Greely dies.
478. Make him a puppet show, but talk in a very high pitched voice until he goes inside
479. Make a yandere fanclub who's obsessed with Greely.
480. Pat his head one too many times
481. Raid Crystal sands and replace all the water with his phantom goop
482. Gather a group of cult jammers (have them be obsessed with GreelyxPeck for better results), and go outside his house and scream "BECOME ONE OF US!" until he either joins you, or admits that he loves Peck.
483. Play the Jammer Anthem on repeat using his radio.
484. Make his cape bright pink or purple, then give it to Peck for her birthday.
485. Steal Liza's camera, paint it emo colors, and give it to him. Watch Liza and Greely argue.
486. Adopt a pet wolf, make it look like Greely, and give it to him, saying his/her name is Greely Jr.
487. Round up all the Son/Daughter of Greely RPers, and bring them to Greely's house. Have them repeat "PLEASE ADOPT US!!" until he agrees to adopt them.
488. Make him go vegan (Not meant to offend anyone)
489. (Similar to 488) Make him watch That Vegan Teacher
490. (Similar to 489) Get a small group of jammers, and convince Greely to go to That Vegan Teacher's house, rescue Bella, and take her as his own. When he finally feels affection for her, take her to your den.
491. Show Greely the secret lava room in Peck's house, and have him stay there until Peck finds him and questions what he is doing.
492. Order a bunch of books about Peck, and ship them to Greely's house.
493. Fill the floor of his house with thumbtacks and splinters
494. When you are visiting his house, every couple minutes, randomly say "THE FLOOR IS LAVA!" and jump onto Greely.
495. Buy those singing baby shark puppets, but rig them so that they won't stop singing. Then send all of them to Greely. Continue until he breaks down the door to your den.
496. Livestream (YouTube or Twitch) you and Peck playing FNF, but BF is Greely, and when Greely asks what this is in the live chat, scream "GREELY IS SUBBED TO PECK!" as loudly as you can.
497. Dress him in a sheep costume and force him to sing "Beep Beep I'm a sheep" and "Baa Baa Black Sheep"
498. Put him a tap-dance costume
499. Replace his lava with the liquid inside of tide pods
500. Steal all the lava in his hideout, and freeze it. Then serve Greely a drink with the lava ice cubes, until he questions how you got the lava.
501. Play Minecraft with him, then introduce him to a wandering trader
502. Dance in front of him
503. Blast "peanut butter jelly time" on full volume at the top of Mt. Shiveer.
504. Have him take Warrior Cats personality tests, and share his results with everyone
505. Do 504, but have it be Wings of Fire quizzes instead.
506. Force him to do the "24 hours" challenge but it's at Peck's house
507. Introduce him to a catboy
508. Put him in a maid costume
509. Have him watch Dairy Is Scary on YouTube, and watch him get terrified, and gain a fear of drinking milk.
510. Promise him you'll make him a YouTube intro, then make it super colorful.
511. Make him watch and react to every single Our Third Life video.
512. Have him do the "squeak squeak squeak nya" meme with Peck
513. On any popular video platform, make a ton of Greely ship videos.
514. Have him marry a fangirl/boy. If he refuses, nail him to a board.
515. Find a Sky Mod archive for FNF, then reskin Sky to look like a fangirl, GF to look like Peck, and BF to look like Greely.
516. Steal his journal, and eat his most important pages. When he asks you why you did that, say that paper tastes good, and force him to eat a page of his journal.
517. Make a several subbreddits, and call them r/Greelyfansunite, r/Greelyskids, and r/Greelymcedgywolf.
518. Make him dance to a song he hates.
519. Publish a list of incorrect quotes about him and the alphas.
520. Make a fake documentary with fake facts about phantoms. Get it published, then go the the Sarepia Theater with him, and ask for a treat of your choosing from the theater. If he refuses, either whine until he agrees, or threaten you won't let him learn new phantom facts.
521. Sit in between Greely and Peck, and watch My Little Pony with them.
522. (Like 521) Play distorted MLP songs on repeat until he goes insane.
523. Become a yandere.
524. Chain him to the floor, grab a ton of jammers (At least 100, and make them son/daughter of Greely RPers, Greely fangirls, etc. for better results) and the other alphas too, and have everyone take turns booping him.
525. Invite him to your den with your friends, and play "what do you meme" but all the cards are really colorful, happy, fun, and non-threatening.
526. Pretend to be Greely and write a fake confession note so he "confesses" his love for Peck.
527. Play Would You Rather with him, and ask him non-threatening questions.
528. When he is streaming, say you'll donate 1,000,000 gems, and give it to him 1 gem at a time, until he either ends the stream, or bans you from sending him gems. If he bans you, make an alt and continue, until he gets his 1,000,000 gems.
529. On a spare account, spam him the message "WATCH THE WHOLE THING!!" and the rickroll link over and over and over in his Discord DMs. If he blocks you, create a new account and send more. If he reports you to Discord as a spammer, just make more accounts on separate devices until he watches.
530. Tell him, "Liza told me that there are phantoms in Crystal Sands!" and he'll run off. Then plant tons (at least 1000) flowers in the yard around his house and splatter paint in a messy way that forms the letters "im not peck". If he finds out it was you or comes back before you're done, quickly stop and pretend to be worriedly inspecting the damage. If he questions you, yell, "IT WAS PECK!!"
531. Do the same thing as #530 except with throwing broken parts (eg. screws, bent pieces of metal, pipes), and make it say "im not graham". If he finds out it was you or comes back before you're done, quickly stop and pretend to be worriedly inspecting the damage. If he questions you, yell, "IT WAS GRAHAM!!"
532. Hack into his Google account and replace ALL HIS DOCUMENTS with fanart or fan-mail from Greely fangirls. Also replace all his images with GreelyxPeck fanart.
533. Refer to him as any species of canine not a graey wolf.
534. Make him get adopted :)
535. At night break into his house and play on a drum
536. Make him eat his LEAST favorite food the whole day
537. Show him some memes
538. Bring him to the pillow room
539. Play the bunnies only party song
540. Steal a book, and replace all the pages with greely x fangirl fanfiction. Then give it back to him.
541. Make him an extremely large cookie with tons of chocolate, marshmallows, or any other sweet treat that comes to mind.
542. Play truth or dare with alphas and ask Greely does he like someone and who? MAKE HIM TELL THE TRUTH!!!
543. Remind greely of his dark past and relationship with phantoms.
544. Ask him when he is marrying peck over and over.
545. Tell him he's your least favorite alpha.
546. Make him wear a sheep cloak all day until he sweats
547. Make him go to "greelysandjunosson" den, and make him like the mp in there :3
548. Give him a chocolate rabbit that looks like Peck.
549. Give him a Peck bodypillow.
550. Give him a pet rabbit that looks like Peck.
551. Call him by his full name to freak him out.
552. Leak his "family issues" in the Jamaa Journal.
553. Make a wiki where it's all about Greely, his ships, and his children.
554. Make him take a DNA test with one of the Son/Daughter/Child of Greely RPers, but hack into the system so it says they are in fact related.
555. Steal his phone, and read all his text messages out loud to anyone within a 50 mile radius.
556. Hack into Greely’s account and delete him.
557. Scam Greely out of all his items.
558. Report Greely for hacking your account to ajhq, even though you were the one who hacked him.
559. Replace Greely’s account with a bunny that looks like Peck.
560. Donate Greely’s organs while he’s still alive.
561. Force him to adopt an annoying 8- year old bunny.
562. Put "This Isn't The End" by Owl City in his playlist after he abandoned the bunny.
563. Make him go on a queer date with Cosmo.
564. Wrap him in the Leb flag and make him say,"I'M A GIRL AND I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!"
565. Say to him,"YOU LOST YOUR INNOCENCE 1000 YEARS AGO!!" then run off.
566. Make him go to a tea party for 5 year olds.
567. Kiss him, kneel, then say,"Will you marry me? I looove you sooo much!!"
568. Buy his alpha armor, turn into a pink bunny, then say to him,"HEY! IM GREELY! NOT YOU!!"
569. Make him sing Jingle Bells outside Peck's door during the Jamaalidays.
570. Spray paint his toilet pink.
571. Tell him that he's cute.
572. Call him a potato god.
573. Make him sing "Iko Iko" in Saphira.
574. While he's sleeping, cut his blu, luscious hair.
575. Make him babysit at the hospital.
576. Say that blue is spelled blu.
577. Spray paint his favorite shirt and write on it "BLU"
578. Call him a chonky boi.
579. Say to him," YOU ARE SOO FREAKING FAT!" then run like the devil.
580. Duet with him. Make sure it's a song he hates.
581. Hack into his spotify playlist, then add "Wrap Me In Plastic" by the LA Nightcore.
582. Make him a shirt that says "The Coffee Blus"
583. Say cringe for not reason in front of him.
584. Become his royal guard and follow him everywhere.
585. Say, " GREELY IS A GIRL!" in Jamaa township.
586. Knock out the WiFi for him.
587. Turn into his replacement when he dies.
588. Kill him to become the wolf alpha.
589. Scream, "GREEEEEELLLLYYYYYY 4 EVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" for 5 hours in Appondale.
590. Steal everything in his house
591. Scream loudly whenever he's talking
592. Bawl like a baby when he refuses to tell you his secrets
593. Throw a rock at his window
594. Make him sit on a cactus
595. Sing "HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA" on repeat until you can no longer speak
596. When talking to him, call him "Senpai"
597. Have him meet Scourge from BloodClan
598. Put a thumbtack on every single strand of fur on his body
599. Dump his phantom goop coffee on his head
600. Have him meet Kapi from the FNF mod
601. Make him meet every villain from warrior cats.
602. When the clans have suffering(Bad leader, hunger etc)
603. Call him a code-breaker
604. Make him watch Mr. Cheese
605. Make him get a pet kitten and walk around Jamaa with it
606. Squirt him with ketchup
607. Invite him to your three year old sister who is obsessed with unicorn's party
608. Make him be a birthday balloon blower, and spray him with water when he pops one
609. Shove yogurt chips in his mouth when he is sleeping
610. Turn him into a feline. Use dark magic, if possible.
611. Cover him in phantom goop and call him a phantimal.
612. Make a Greely x Bepper(or Peck) Never Gonna Give You Up MAP
613. Pretend to be Greely and tell everyone that you like Peck
614. Make him admit that he’s just a blue dog
615. Say that you ship Grepperlozu (Greely x Bepper x RosyClozy) till he leaves or murders you
616. Pretend you're Peck (optional) and say Greely's secrets out loud
617. Tie him to your kitchen table and force him to watch a overly girly show
618. Force him to buy stuff from Claire's and make him wear all that stuff 🤗😃
619. Consume him.
620. Become Kirby.
621. Make him eat ice cream. For better results, make it a really bright color, pink if possible.
622. Have him swap clothes with Peck for a day
623. Have all the alphas switch dens for a month. Except, make it so that Peck gets Greely's den, and Greely gets Peck's den.
624. Write a fanfiction and make him the main character.
625. Put tape on him. When he asks, say "I'm fixing you."
626. Give him a stuffed Peck plushie
627. Have him to the chug jug meme with you, Sir Gilbert, and Peck.
628. Make custom emoticons/emojis that look like Greely and Peck. Then, put a heart emoji in between them. Send it to Greely.
629. Make him a tik tok account, and force him to upload 1,000,000 videos a day.
630. Force-feed him waffles until syrup leaks out of ears.Impersonate
631. Show him every Moonmoon the Wolf meme you can find.
632. Put a virus in his den.
633. Try to kiss him.
634. Force him to eat salomela or how ever you spell it.
635. Make him wear a rainbow wig in broad daylight.
636. Make him gamble
637. Completely convince him that Voldemort is coming to Jamaa so he freaks out and everyone thinks he’s crazy
638. Sign him up to be Phantom General.
639. Write a fanfiction about how he's either gay or asexual and post it on Facebook.
640. Impersonate him on Instagram
641. Make several OCs, but they are all related to Greely, or very close to him.
642. Show him images of him in the Beta Days. Watch him get nostaligic and start crying.
643. Make a Warrior Cats OC based off of him.
644. Make a Wings of Fire OC based off of him.
645. Introduce him to Wattpad.
646. Make him read several Phantom x Reader stories.
647. Write a Greely x Reader story without his permission.
648. Make him read a Greely x Reader story.
649. Hum the Bunny Burrow theme song every chance you get
650. Make him react to those wolf girl tiktoks.
651. Force him to read The Cliche Greely Story :D.
652. Turn into a vampire and \*try\* to suck his blood.
653. Yeet a knife at him and watch him bleed blue blood.
654. Sing Sweet but Psycho off-key outside his den.
655. Say in front if all the alphas, "We should be concerned for Greely. Nobody's that emo."
656. Force him to drink ESSENTIAL OIL.
657. Give him an aggressive blue and purple bee. Watch him cry out in pain as he gets stung.
658. Have him meet your edgy OC from all those years ago...
659. Scream.
660. Make chewing sounds in his ear when he is sleeping.
661. Murder his computer
662. Pack all of Greely's stuff inside a sack and threaten to run away with it
663. Make 10000000 masterpieces of Greely x Peck/Liza/Tavie/Amelia/Juno etc. and hang them in his house
664. Force him to eat every single sweet treat.
665. Tie him to a chair, put airpods on him and play Baby Shark on full volume for a 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 hour loop through them.
666. Lock him in a room and force him to watch Cocomelon.
667. Become a bunny, dress it in all pink, come to him and say: "OMG!!! Hi Greely!!! I love you sooooooooooo much!!! Marry meeeeeeeeee!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!!!!!!!!" and when he declines whine so loudly his eardrums explode.
668. Knock him on the head with a bat to make him unconscious. Then, dye his fur bright pink, give him some eyeshadow, eyeliner, lipstick and blush, paint his claws with nail varnish, take off his edgy clothes and replace them with girly clothes. When he wakes up, send him to Peck's birthday party.
669. Make a fursona based off him.
670. Introduce him to the vegan teacher.
671. Force him to eat vegetables.
672. Pet him.
673. Invite him to a ballroom.
674. Tell him that he's not goth.
675. Tape him to his bed, then put on My Little Pony.
676. Get Peck to sing "The Secret Garden" to him outside his den.
677. Tell him that he's 67874665332477 years old and needs to be put down.
678. Get the vegan teacher to watch all of his dark YT videos and make her react to them.
679. Hack onto his youtube account and subscribe to That Vegan Teacher, Cocomelon, Pinkfong and other trash channels.
680. Turn him into a cat and send him to the Warrior Cats universe.
681. Make a cotton candy burrito (like the one I found on r/stupidfood) and force him to eat it.
682. Make conspiracy theories about Greely secretly being Fman122.
683. Make OCs which are his and Juno's children.
684. Call him a puppy not a wolf.
685. Give him a very, very edgy-looking pet puppy and say "It looks just like you!"
686. Gather at least 30 artists to make a "What is love" Greely x Peck/Liza/Juno/Tavie/Amelia/whatever MAP and once it's made, show it to him.
687. Make him meet your old Warrior Cats OC.
688. Make him meet your old Wings of Fire OC.
689. Force him to listen to Blixemi's songs.
690. Hack into his YouTube account and create a playlist called "My Favourite Songs :3". In this playlist, you have to put I'm a Barbie Girl, Baby Shark, My Little Pony, I am a Gummy Bear, The Secret Garden, Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows, All the Single Ladies, Dora theme song, Peanut Butter Jelly Time, Johny Johny Yes Papa, **EVERY SINGLE** Cocomelon song, and all Blixemi songs except Just One Heartbeat, Nothing but Ashes, Fading and Walk Without the Stars.
691. Make him watch Starkits Prophecy.
692. Dye his edgy blue fur an ugly yellow with permanent hair dye.
693. Find his childhood toy, give it to him, and tell everyone in Jamaa that Greely is still a baby.
694. Make a creepy, deformed plush of him, walk to him with it and scream "I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!"
695. Make a "Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars" meme with Bepper and him.
696. Dress up as him for Night of the Phantoms. Bonus points if you can convince Peck to go trick-or-treating with you.
697. Ride him like those spring riders at the playground
698. Casually dye all his makeup blood red
699. (related to 691) Make him watch Obsidianwing's Quest
700. Pour rainbow fur dye all over his body
701. Dress up as a phantom and start "attacking" his house (this works best with a small group of people)
702. Make him read this thing
703. Litter your den walls in art somewhat in relation to Greely (ex. Greely's children, ship art, or just art of him in general) and then take him to your den for a tour
704. Capture ALL Greely's fangirls, make a "fangirl zoo" and force him to visit it.
705. Say this to him: Mark! mark mark! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU x9999999999998439875643868643768345