"PLEASE GIVE US SOME HALLOWEEN CANDY!!"

Greetings HORROR-HOUNDS, I was just watching my SLAY-PER-VIEW CHANNEL OF CHILLERS! It has everything from MOLD CARTOONS like THE FLINT-BONES, to HUCKLE-SCARY HOUND aha-ha-ha-ha-ha. All from HANNA-BAR-SCARE-RA heh-heh. Which reminds me of tonight's EERIE-EPISODE, about some TRICK-GORE-TREATERS, in a HALLOWEEN-HORROR entitled...

During the Halloween of 1966, kids in witch and vampire costumes wandered up a street somewhere up, in Vermont. Within the neighborhood, the group of children walked to one of the houses laughing together, where an old man sat in a chair up, on the front porch at. "Trick-Or-Treat!" the group of children said to him standing up, on the porch, and the old man put a Hershey Kiss in each of their bags. "Thank you sir" the kids said to him and took off together. Then, three other kids walked up to him. Two of them were girls in witch costumes and the third one was a boy in a ghost outfit. "Trick -Or-Treat!" the three of them said to him and he gave them each a Hershey Kiss from his bowl. "There you go my Students. Happy Halloween!" he replied to them. "Thank you, Mr. Greenwood sir. Happy Halloween!" they replied to him. "Have some apples with your candy, Alyssa" Mr. Greenwood said to one of the girls. "Thanks Mr. Greenwood sir" Alyssa replied and he dropped two apples into her bag. "Here you go Francine dear" Mr. Greenwood said to the other girl in the witch outfit, giving her an apple. "Thank you Mr. Greenwood sir" Francine replied to him, putting it into her bag. "One apple for you too, Roger" Mr. Greenwood said to the boy in the ghost costume. He dropped another green apple into his bag. "Thank you sir" Roger said to him and he, Francine and Alyssa all walked off.

Alyssa, Francine and Roger stopped walking out, in the street and they all ate their green apples from their teacher. All of a sudden, they choked and fell over dead. Mr. Greenwood looked over to them from his porch, still holding the bowl of Hershey Kisses in his lap and said to himself, "dumb kids in my Classroom. I do not have to teach them anymore". One year later, Mr. Greenwood was looking out a window to his front porch, as he smoked a cigar. He had a lit-up Jack-o-lantern on the floor of his porch and the wind blew red leaves off of the porch from around it. Mr. Greenwood walked out, onto his front porch, puffing away on his cigar, and heard kids laughing within his empty neighborhood. He looked the way the laughter was coming from and walked over to the end of his porch. Three short figures were the ones who were laughing as they wandered very slowly up the street together. When they stepped into the lights of the streetlights, they were the living-dead zombies of Roger, Francine and Alyssa. Their costumes were partially-covered in mud and Roger's ghost costume had a hole where his boney-hand stuck out of. Francine moved slowly in her black witch costume, her long and flowing-dress of black blew within the wind, along with her long and straight light-brown hair. Her eyes were gone, and her black decaying-eye-sockets seemed to stare straight ahead. Her dead skin was pale. The zombie of Alyssa moved slowly within her long and flowing-dress of red, her dead flesh was a sickening-dark-yellow, and her long, straight dark brown hair also blew within the wind. Her eyes were also missing, just black decaying eye sockets, looking straight forward.

The zombies got to the side yard of Mr. Greenwood's house and their laughter suddenly turned into high-pitched shrieks. Razor blades stuck out of Francine and Alyssa's dead throats and Mr. Greenwood screamed, seeing them, backing away, shocked. The zombie of Roger tore the top of his ghost costume, revealing his decaying-skull, moving closer to the front porch within his partially-muddy white sheet. A rotting hole was in the right side of his zombified-skull. The zombie who was also a skeleton of Roger slowly walked up, on the porch with the sickening-sounds of his bones cracking. Mr. Greenwood screamed again and backed up against his front door, his eyes wide with fright, looking at Roger's zombie. The zombified-skeleton of Roger reached up and clutched Mr. Greenwood by his throat, with his decaying skeletal-hand, choking his teacher. Mr. Greenwood grabbed Roger's boney-arm and tore it off of him, causing a sickening-sound of cracking and snapping to be heard. He then tore the skeletal-hand off his throat. "ROGER, I KILLED YOU, AND SECRETLY REMOVED YOUR SKIN AND BURIED YOUR REMAINS OUT BACK LAST YEAR, ALONG WITH FRANCINE AND ALYSSA'S!!!" Mr. Greenwood shouted at the zombie, dropping the boney limb. The zombies of Francine and Alyssa staggered up to Mr. Greenwood's porch and all three living-dead kids shrieked at him loudly and eerily. He screamed in horror at them and the zombified-skeleton of Roger bent over with sickening-cracks of bones being heard, picked up his rotting boney limb, and reattached it.

"PLEASE GIVE US SOME HALLOWEEN CANDY!!" the eyeless zombies said to Mr. Greenwood. He smoked his cigar and blew smoke into Roger's rotting skull. The zombie of Francine bit his hand which was holding the cigar, causing him to scream out in pain. He reached behind himself and opened his front door. The zombies of Alyssa and Roger both shoved Mr. Greenwood down into the doorway, making him scream. Then all three living dead children attacked him, cannibalistically-gnawing on his head, as he screamed more in pain and horror. The screams of Mr. Greenwood were heard along with the sickening-sounds eating from the zombies, throughout the neighborhood. During the night, the wind blew Autumn leaves into the doorway of the house, which landed on the dead skeleton of Mr. Greenwood.

Looks like Mr. Greenwood sure got a TREAT on HALLOWEEN FRIGHT, eh, kiddies? That's what he gets for giving poor Roger, Francine and Alyssa a TRICK! That night looked like it was SKELETONS OF FUN aha-ha-ha-ha! After he had that FALL from being pushed, they had to LEAVE him in his GORE-WAY hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!