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Dimitri Rascalov

**Dimitri Rascalov** (October 27, 1969-June 2008) was a Russian mobster who was the main antagonist of *Grand Theft Auto IV*. He was the underboss of the Faustin Crime Family and would later on become the family’s don after his ex-friend Mikhail Faustin was killed by Niko Bellic. Dimitri first met Niko and his cousin, Roman Bellic, after Niko killed their family’s caporegime, Vladimir Glebov. Dimitri and a soldier of theirs named Andrei had kidnapped Niko and Roman and locked them in Mikhail Faustin’s basement. However, Andrei was killed while Niko and Roman were spared so Niko began doing dirty work for the family all the way until Dimitri betrayed him and summoned another Russian mobster named Ray Bulgarin into New York City. Ray also had a bad history with Niko. Dimitri had also organized Roman’s kidnapping and Roman was saved by his younger cousin, Niko. Niko never saw Dimitri again until he ambushed him on the ship he arrived to NYC on, called the Platypus, where Dimitri was distributing heroin. Little Jacob had assisted Niko once again. Dimitri was thought to have died on the ship after Ray set explosives on the bridge so that he could distribute the heroin himself. However, after Niko chased Jimmy Pegorino alongside Phil Bell, Mr. Pegorino was saved by Dimitri. The chase continued until Niko finished off both Dimitri and Jimmy himself. He shot Jimmy right in the face and killed Dimitri with a knife in order to avenge Roman after he was kidnapped.
Mike Stubbles

Mike Stubbles was a CLPD Officer.

"Sup Rabe you forgot your dough... oh sugar honey ice tea!"-Mike upon witnessing Rabe Maniels attempting to kill Matthew Williams.

## Overview

An officer of the CLPD, Mike had a great respect for Assistant Commissioner Rabe Maniels, and always was very proud when he saw Maniels entering the room to conduct an interview. He was also like most of the department completely unaware that Maniels was corrupt and heavily involved in the art of lost media. Mike and two other unnamed officers accompanied Maniels to interview Matthew Williams about a SpongeBob SquarePants lost episode entitled SpongeBob Needs Help. Maniels ordered Mike and the other officers to wait outside while he interviewed Williams. Mike and his fellow officers went across the street to the nearby café to get some doughnuts and coffee. Upon returning to the house to give Rabe his; Mike and his fellow officers witnessed Rabe attempting to kill Williams. Mike and the officers were horrified, but they were unable to do anything as Maniels ran out of the house. Not long after this incident; Mike and the other officers who witnessed the attempted murder were all killed by Maniels' personal hitman Alan Johnson.

## Trivia

* Stubbles was a good friend of Sam and Max; with Sam claiming that Mike was a good card player.
* He has an identical twin brother named Greg who also worked for the police department, and just like himself he worked as an unknowing lackey to the crooked Maniels.
* Joined the CLPD in March 2006 according to the dossier that can be briefly found inside the Hall of Records at the Central London Police Station.
Crocmour Ckinner

Crocmour Ckinner is a crocodile and a former smoking advocate. He is currently a community services rep with a dangerous reputation of attacking anyone who brings up his past of telling cigarettes to him. It is strongly advised to walk the other way on the streets if you see him.

"That was the old me! I'm into community service now, have you seen my ads?"-Crocmour trying to dodge around the question as usual.

## Overview

During the late 1990's, Crocmour worked as an advocate and spokesman or spokescrocodile for several big tobacco companies most notably Toliver's and Big Break Cigarettes. By 2000, Crocmour had quit smoking, and has become a community services representative and also runs a local choir though it's not recommended to join as it consists of very dangerous reptiles like Crocmour himself. As the years have gone on, Crocmour has developed a horrid temper though he mostly manages to keep it check, but if you ever make the mistake of asking him about his past of selling cigarettes, Crocmour will get the angriest that any croc has ever been and will proceed to charge at you with his snarling teeth where he will no doubt rip you to shreads. He also despises trespassers, and will deliver them the same fate should they intrude on his private property.

## Appears In

Muppets Treasure Island Pirated Version

What Became Of The Forgotten Puppets (Sesame Street Lost Episode)

Don't Let Your Crocodile Smoke

## Trivia

* Current residence is Crocodile Gulch.
* Currently wanted by the OCPD for stolen property presumably picket fences.
* He was a close friend of Principal Skinner prior to his death in 1996. When he was asked about Skinner's ties to The Steamed Hams Conspiracy at a senate hearing in Springfield in 2003, Crocmour played dumb and called the accusations that Skinner was a criminal mastermind quote; "absolutely heartbreaking." He tried to charge at Senator Patrick Geary who asked the question, but thankfully he was on a lead which stopped him.
* Crocmour used to have a trainer who would take him on walks with a lead, but eventually Crocmour grew angry and killed the trainer.
* His reptile themed choir consists of himself, Roger, Dingodile, Louis, Joanna, Aldo, and the Komodo Brothers.
* It takes him three hours to brush his teeth.
* Crocmour was said to be a lot more mellow and relaxed when he sold cigarettes, but since leaving that trade behind he grew more jaded and now shows a barely hidden anger problem.
* Despite having a massive body count, Crocmour never eats the people he is angry at as he is very staunchly vegan. He frequents The Vegan House ran by Gaston and Lefou, and frequents there so often that he has a picture on the establishment's Wall Of Fame.
Mikhail Faustin

**Mikhail Faustin** (April 11, 1963-April 2008) was the don of the Faustin Crime Family until he was killed and his ex-friend, Dimitri Rascalov took his place. He was in the Russian military along with Dimitri from 1987-1992. After their time in the military, they moved to New York City where they started their crime family. Friends of theirs included other Russian immigrants such as Vladimir Glebov, Andrei, and Ivan Bytchkov. After Vladimir was killed by Niko Bellic, Niko and his cousin, Roman Bellic were kidnapped by Dimitri and Andrei and wound up in the basement of Mikhail’s mansion. However, Mikhail killed Andrei and made Niko do his crime family’s dirty work all the way until he was killed by Niko by Dimitri’s orders. Dimitri also turned out to be the TRUE treacherous snake!
Mr. Diablo

Some fanart of Diablo.

### Aliases

Đavole, Diabelj, Diablo, Mister Diablo, the Undertaker, Funeral director, retard Abe Lincoln, axeman

### Relatives

Unknown, possibly related to Shinnok in some way

### Affiliation

The town's church, Hell's minions (possibly)

## Physical description

### Species

Human (possibly), could be a demonic hybrid

### Eye color

Black

*"..."*-Diablo

**Mr. Diablo** is the funeral director and undertaker at the Town with No Name who works at the local church. Despite his Devilish beliefs, he works at a christian church. He is possibly related to Lord Shinnok.

## Biography

This Diabelj character was born in Austin, Texas on 8 July, 1966 (he would prefer it 666) to unknown parents, possibly inbred giving his deformed nature and almost no ability to speak. He never had much schooling, and was instead homeschooled to become an undertaker like his padre, and was also involved in Satanic rituals.

He soon moved to the desert Town with No Name where he was employed as the undertaker plus the funeral director, stationed out near the church. Despite his and pastor's different religious beliefs, they apparently went along fine.

In 1992 he got a ton of work on his hands when a Man with No Name killed entire Good Guy Ed's gang in duels and shootouts. Diablo had to bury 7 people for which he charged a ton, around 700$, each person cost 100$, which would be roughly 185$ today, but since the Town with No Name's dollar value still remains as it did in the 1890's, Mr. Diablo made himself rich on Good Guy Ed's dead friends' account.

In 1994, the local church was burned down by a couple of Devil worshippers but Diablo's funeral parlor stayed safe, logically.

## Trivia

* He looks a bit similar in face to Abraham Lincoln, giving him the nickname "Retard Abe Lincoln" due to his deformed looks and inability to speak.
	+ His deformity could be because of his parents' inbreeding, the same is applied to the pastor.
* He is presumably Shinnok's great godson or something.

## Pics

Mister Diablo with green skin.Mr. Diablo graffitied on the church's wall.Diablo in town.Real life Mr. Diablo, looks less deformed.
Kenny Petrovic

Kenny Petrovic is the head of the Petrovic Crime Family: the most powerful Russian crime syndicate in Great Britain. He is incredibly feared in the criminal underworld and is known to have an extremely volatile temper but has much more business sense and self control than Mikhail Faustin.

"Everything in this fine country has a price. You just have to know what it is."-Kenny Petrovic

## Overview

An incredibly dangerous and powerful Russian gangster, Kenny Petrovic leads the most powerful Russian organised crime syndicate in Great Britain. Mikhail Faustin and the Faustin Family also operate in the country but both gangs have managed to co-exist with Petrovic even befriending Faustin's right-hand man Dimitri Rasaclov.
Bill Case

Bill Case was a bomb expert who worked for the British Armed Forces. He was a close friend of General R. Asquith.

## Bill Case

### Affiliation

British Armed ForcesR. Asquith

Mayor Rodney Dangerfield

## Overview

On General Asquith's orders, Bill Case placed dynamite inside the Applegate Mansion in order to blow it up and claim the insurance money. Crouse was however scared by Kibosh, and ended up passing out. Casper ate the dynamite ruining Case and Asquith's plans. However, Mayor Rodney Dangerfield then ordered Asquith to stop trying to destroy the mansion and as such he and Case were forced to comply.

## Trivia

* His name was not spoken in "A Ghostly Encounter," but the guide says that his name is Bill Case.
* He resides in an underground fort in Soho.
* His official rank in the military is unknown but he is hinted to be a sergeant or other high-ranking solider.
Charlie Vitelli

Charlie Vitelli was a member of the Molinari Family. He worked for Bill Sykes, assisting him with his loansharking business.

## Overview

Charlie Vitelli was a relatively new comer to the Molinari's, but was considered a trusted soldier and he worked mainly for Bill Sykes as an enforcer. He helped Sykes with shaking money out from debtors. On one day in November 2020, Charlie was having trouble with a client, and called Sykes asking what should be done about it. Sykes gave Vitelli the rundown on gaining interest from the client, and advised Charlie not to kill the man until he had inquired about interest. Charlie's station in the family following Sykes' death is unknown. He presumably now works for Vincenzo Cilli.

## Trivia

* Judging by the fact he has his own office at Sykes' Warehouse, he is presumably a high-ranking member of Sykes' Gang.
* Despite being a high-ranking enforcer in Sykes' outfit, Charlie had to be reminded how to intimidate a cilent.
* Whether he still has an office at the warehouse or still works for the Molinari's following Sykes' death is unknown.
Dominic Karnov

Dominic Karnov was a member of The Dryden Gang who worked as one of Vlad Papkov's bodyguards. He later continued to work for the gang following Frank Vinci's takeover as a high-ranked enforcer.

"Mr Vinci wants his money quickly or else your smelly friends get killed."-Karnov to Matthew Williams.

## Overview

Karnov was present when Vlad Papkov was confronted by Sergio Falcone and Lucas Valdez over a Caillou lost episode created by Papkov himself. Papkov left the pair to be killed by Karnov and the rest of his crew both they failed miserably. Vlad was then killed by the pair but is unknown how Karnov felt about it. Later, Karnov is shown to be still working for The Dryden Gang following Frank Vinci's takeover. He now works in the gang as a hitman. Karnov informs Matthew Williams that The Shadow Reader has been captured by Vinci and is being held at the dockyards. He tells Williams that Vinci wants £50,000 brought to him to serve as a ransom. Williams responds by shooting Karnov in the head killing him instantly before leading an assault on the dockyards killing Vinci in the process.

## Quote

"My name is Dominic Karnov, and your friends are currently in the care of my good friend Frank Vinci."-Karnov to Matthew Williams regarding the whereabouts of The Shadow Reader and Granny Dryden.

## Trivia

* Given his tone of voice and mannerisms in "The Chilly Conclusion," it can be greatly assumed that he is a high-ranking solider in Frank Vinci's gang.
* He knows that Dorium Madavor is working for Vinci as an informant.
* Just like Derek Barrel and Steve Coin, Karnov continued to work in The Dryden Gang following Frank Vinci's takeover.
* He is the third person to antagonise the Lost Episode Resistance to have a bald head right behind Rabe Maniels and Ewan McAlister.
Steve Coin

Steve Coin was a senior member of The Dryden Gang and served as Derek Barrel's right-hand man and chief enforcer.

## Overview

Steve Coin works for Derek Barrel as his right-hand man and trusted lieutenant. He considered to be one of the gang's most vital assets. He like Barrel dislikes Ray Boccino greatly and tries to his best to convince Granny Dryden to get rid of Boccino.

## Background

Coin grew up in rural Birkland with his older brother Sammy. Steve came to London in 2004 where he was arrested for battery after he badly beat up a CLPD officer who was trying to give him a ticket. While in prison, Steve acted as muscle for fellow inmate Derek Barrel. The two were able to form a close friendship that lasted for years. In 2007, Steve was released from prison curtesy of Derek's connections. He fell in with The Dryden Gang and worked in the gang as an enforcer for sometime. By 2014, Coin had risen to become one of the gang's lieutenants and chief enforcers. He takes care of Derek's dirty work and other grim tasks.

## The Faustin Dealership Fiasco

Coin informed Lazarus Marmite and Frankely Hott about a car dealership over in Somerset which belonged to Rabe Maniels. He explained to then that the dealership was one of Maniels' top rackets, and that destroying it would cause Maniels to lose a lot of money. That evening, Marmite and Hott burnt down the entire dealership. The next day however, Marmite received a phone call from Mikhail Faustin who revealed that the dealership actually belonged to him. Faustin in a fit of rage sends up his six best gunmen to whack Marmite. Marmite is able to kill all of the gunmen before escaping back to the compound. The Shadow Reader really deduces that Steve had set up Marmite and Hott knowing full well that Faustin is a psycho and will want war with the Resistance for destroying one of his biggest rackets.

## Vinci's Plot

Steve Coin was present during the botched drug deal with the Faustin Family, and helped Frank Vinci with leaving Granny Dryden for dead. Coin and Barrel had decided to betray Dryden and remain loyal to Vinci and Rabe Maniels. He had the chance to save Dryden but chose not to. Vinci and Maniels formed an alliance and began going after The Lost Episode Resistance. Dryden meanwhile joined up with the Resistance as did Boccino.

## Death

The Shadow Reader dispatched Richard Fatchurd and his regime to wreck havoc upon the Southport Docks. Steve and Derek tried their best to protect the docks by calling in reinforcements from The Maranzalla Crime Syndicate. A large scale shootout broke out in the docks and Fatchurd and his crew were able to kill both Steve and Derek along with all of their men.

## Trivia

* His death in "The Fall of Rabe Maniels Part Two," has been proved canon in funnypastas outside of The Rabe Maniels Arc.
* Following Frank Vinci's takeover of The Dryden Gang, Steve becomes a capo while Derek becomes the new underboss.
* He is the younger brother of Sammy Coin who works as the head enforcer of The Maranzalla Crime Syndicate.
The Easily Offended Knights of Nottingham

The Easily Offended Knights of Nottingham are a government funded society based in Nottingham, England.

"It spread so bad that the Easily Offended Knights of Nottingham were forced to get involved. No one asked for them to get involved, but they did so anyway because as their name suggests, they are very easily offended by the slightest things."-Buckie O'Buck Neil.

## Overview

The Knights are an extremist who get easily offended by every little thing. Nothing is really known about who founded the group and when or why it was founded, all that is known is that the group was in action by the time of the 1980's. Ironically, the Knights though they claim to preach good values, but they are very clearly a corrupt society. They also rely heavily on their political influence and powerful business associates like General Asquith and Sam Bramsberry.

## Known Members

Lady Birkshire

Peter Jacobs

Aloysius O'Hare formerly

Twin Chin Tsao (The Shadow Reader's Christmas Carol, only)

MT Bar deceased

## Associates

R. Asquith

Sam Bramsberry

## Trivia

* The Knights though their headquarters are based in Nottingham, they operate all over Great Britain, and appear to even have large numbers in the States.
* The Knights though generally portrayed in an antagonistic light. They are not completely evil, and even built an entire animal sanctuary dedicated to one of their late members MT Bar.
Derek Pippen

Derek Pippen was a high-ranking enforcer for The Faustin Crime Family who was assigned to protect Mr Haveastock.

"Rabe Maniels ain't nobody. This place belongs...or at least it did belong to Mikhail Faustin."-Pippen to Matthew Williams and Lazarus Marmite.

## Overview

An enforcer of the Faustin Family, Derek Pippen was assigned to provide his skills as an enforcer to business associate Mr Haveastock who owned Retail Park. When Lazarus Marmite and Matthew Williams attacked Faustin's car dealership, Pippen and two unnamed enforcers were ordered to find out what was happening. Pippen explained to Williams and Marmite that the dealership didn't belong to Rabe Maniels as they were led to believe, and actually belonged to Pippen's boss Mikhail Faustin. Pippen then left the pair to be killed by the two unnamed enforcers, but they managed to escape. Following the death of Rabe Maniels, Pippen retired from being an enforcer for the Faustin Family, and married Mr Haveastock. The pair then moved to a lovely villa on the Spanish Coast leaving Gary Snider to run Retail Park in their absence.

## Trivia

* Pippen is one of many members of the Faustin Family to not be Russian along with Steve Claude and Frankely Hott.
* Pippen appears to dislike Rabe Maniels greatly calling him a "nobody."
* In "Vito's Revenge," Pippen's name was not spoken and he was only referred to as Mr Haveastock's enforcer.
* He is the second character in Oliver Charles' funnypasta to be named Derek.
* His dislike of Maniels could come from the fact that Faustin and Dimitri Rasaclov decided not to align themselves with Maniels in The Great Gang War, and instead fended for themselves.
* Though only being an enforcer in Faustin Family, Pippen seems to have a little more power than the average enforcer; as he is able to order around smaller enforcers of the family like the pair who accompanied Pippen to the dealership.
* He used to work as a loan manager at JLB Credit.
Peter Marchetti

**Peter “Big Pete” Marchetti** (December 5, 1977-May 2008) was a soldier for the Pegorino Crime Family. He was good friends with Marco Bonnaro and also rode with Marco and Jimmy Pegorino to meet up with members of the Pavano Crime Family. Niko Bellic drove them there. Big Pete and Marco were killed by members of the Pavano crime family while Jimmy Pegorino was severely wounded. Niko ended up saving him while killing the rest of the remaining Pavano’s. He then drove Jimmy back to his mansion with Big Pete and Marco only being briefly mentioned.
Luca Brasi's Gang

Luca Brasi's Gang was an organisation active in Great Britain during the early 2000's; they were led by Luca Brasi.

## Overview

The gang primarily were involved in stick ups and were notable for being one of the few gangs in London to operate independently; without the support of a more powerful gang. The gang existed from 2002 to 2004; and were led by Luca Brasi who had already established himself as a feared street enforcer. In 2004, the gang raided a sushi shop in Croydon where Luca threatened the owner Gordon Tubasnout into throwing his sushi into the oven. Horrified by Brasi's actions; the gang's second in command Luigi Battaglia opted to report Brasi to the authorities. Brasi was released very quickly on the order of Vito Corleone who realised that he could use Brasi as his weapon. The other remaining gang members hooked up with the Corleone Family; all of them did with the exception of Battaglia who had taken some of Luca's money and gone on the run,

## Known Members

Luca Brasi (Leader) deceased

Luigi Battaglia (Second In Command) formerly

Oletti Mando (Enforcer) formerly

Cork (Enforcer)

Tony Coli (Enforcer)

Paulie Attari (Enforcer)
Oliver Charles (Funnypasta Version)

Oliver Charles was an employee of Harold Saxon and worked as Saxon's transport liaison.

## Overview

Charles worked for Saxon as his trusted transport liaison and possible bodyguard. In October 2018, Charles witnessed the kidnapping of Rodger Lampton and reported it to the police. Corrupt assistant commissioner Rabe Maniels intercepted the call and ordered his hitman Alan Johnson to take care of Charles. Johnson disguised himself as a police officer, and headed to Charles' home where he proceeded to kill Oliver. Maniels converted Oliver into a skin suit in order to get close to Saxon. Two months later, Rabe still posing as Oliver Charles accompanied Saxon to Marmite Media in order to view a lost episode of SpongeBob SquarePants which Rabe and his friends had made. During the incident, 'Charles' mentioned there being no record of a car which disappeared. Marmite rebuffed 'Charles' story; being more interested in the episode. At this point, Rabe removed himself from the skin suit of Oliver Charles, and attempted to kill Lazarus and his crew. They managed to escape with Maniels and his cohorts following after them. Charles' empty skin suit was never removed from the store, and was kept inside the smoking room as a little memento.

## Trivia

* Rabe using Oliver as a skin suit suggested that he was already aware of the Slitheen Family and how they used the skins of people they've killed to disguise themselves.
* Charles looks exactly like Clive Henderson chairman of Henderson Bakery. Though both have been confirmed to not be related.
* Charles was briefly mentioned by The Shadow Reader when he mentioned all the people who died in the two wars against Rabe Maniels. He was also briefly mentioned by Pete the Jakey where he called Clive Henderson "Oliver Charles 2.0," likely pointing out how similar the pair look.
* It's unknown if Charles' empty skin suit was still at the store after it was rebranded into a book shop by Matthew Williams.
Desmond Giles

Desmond Giles was an enforcer and actor for The Maniels Gang.

"Sup boys be ready for some real shit."-Desmond during the intro to SpongeBob Needs Help.

## Overview

Born in Colombia in 1968, Giles at some point in time came to London where he affiliated himself with Rabe Maniels and his gang during Maniels' first attempt to conquer the universe. Giles worked for Maniels as an enforcer and actor; having appeared dressed in drag for the theme song of SpongeBob Needs Help. Later, Giles and Francis Bakewell help Rabe Maniels with restraining Nathan in the mental ward. Following Rabe Maniels' defeat, Giles headed to the United States, and began living in Arizona and by 2020 he had become a police officer where he became heavily corrupt and refused to let people he pulled over go until they brushed his goatee with their fingers. Like Bakewell, it's unknown if Giles knows about Maniels surviving or not.

## Trivia

* Doesn't appear in Homeless SpongeBob nor does Bakewell. According to the guide, Giles was under heavy surveillance from Harold Saxon and was keeping his ear to the ground until he backed off.
* Despite being a one time character, Giles has an entry in the funnypasta guide unlike many other one timers like Charles Dunne, Arthur Moneypenny, Doctor Brown, and Kent James. The guide explains him being born in Colombia as well as his moving to Arizona and becoming a cop following Rabe Maniels' presumed defeat.
* Smokes Cuban cigars according to the guide.
Derek Wheeler

Derek Wheeler was a hitman for the Morello Family, and was one of Don Marcu Morello's top hitmen. He formally worked for Don Peppone in the 1970's as a trusted hitman.

## Overview

In 1992, Derek and fellow hitman Joey Clamps were ordered by Morello to kill Granny Dryden as a favour for the Marconi Syndicate. Both men arrived at Stansted Airport and were taken captive by Zi Wai and his men. They were taken to an old warehouse by the docks, where Clamps was hacked to death by Zi Wai while Wheeler died by choking on h bath towel after being horrified by Clamps' gruesome demise. Derek was then also hacked into pieces by Zi Wai, and the remains of both men were sent back to Morello along with a letter from Dryden offering peace and friendship. Morello accepted the offer and backed out from the conflict not wanting to lose any more valued men.

## Trivia

* Derek has known Morello since 1976 and had made his bones as a hitman for Don Peppone.
Bowron

Bowron was a member of The Rabe Maniels Crime Syndicate who worked for Liu Shen Tong.

"Can it Ross! Mr Maniels and General Asquith want that prick Williams handed over to Tong before sundown."-Bowron talking about Rabe Maniels' plan.

## Overview

Bowron was a member of The Rabe Maniels Crime Syndicate. He along with his two accomplices Ross and Brown was ordered to capture Matthew Williams and then hand him over to Liu Shen Tong. Ross expresses doubt in Rabe Maniels and General Asquith's plan for the freeway but Bowron shuts him up. Williams is able to escape Bowron and his cohorts who report their failure to Rabe Maniels back at 10 Downing Street. Later, Williams reunites with Bowron and his cohorts during his escape from the construction site. Williams is able to kill Bowron, Brown, and Ross before going on to kill Tong and the rest of his men.

## Trivia

* Bowron believes fully in Rabe Maniels' scheme and rudely silences Ross when the latter begins to have doubts.
* He appears to not like Tong's right-hand man Harris as he refers to him as a "prick," after he orders Little Jim to check up on Harris' progress with interrogating Williams.
Marcu Morello

Don Marcu Morello is the aging Don of the Morello Crime Family: the most powerful gang in Lost Heaven. He is rivals with Don Ennio Salieri who leads a rival family stationed in the city.

## Marcu Morello

### Affiliation

The Morello Crime FamilyThe Peppone Crime Family formerly

Carlo Morello

Ennio Salieri formerly

Don Peppone deceased

Lost Heaven Police Department

## Background

Morello was born in Lost Heaven in 1949: his father was a Sicilian immigrant who worked as a shoe shiner. Morello became involved in organised crime from a very early age by selling cigars in Central Island with his younger brother Sergio. In the late 1960's, Morello affiliated himself with Don Peppone the most powerful crime lord in the city. He found work in Peppone's Gang as an enforcer. He befriended a fellow member of the family named Ennio Salieri. Over the next few years, the pair were both promoted to the rank of capo, and became Don Peppone's most trusted confidants. In 1983, Peppone was killed in a deal gone wrong. Morello and Salieri blamed each other for his death. The pair split Lost Heaven into two halves, and formed their own crime families. Morello's family quickly became the most powerful and influential while Salieri's remained weak but had much better business assets than Morello including a highly profitable auto theft racket. Now leading the most powerful gang in Lost Heaven, Morello made Carlo his right-hand man and developed contacts spanning outside of the city towards other cities and towns. Salvatore Marconi head of the Marconi Family from London became a close friend of Morello. Morello acted as one of Marconi's key associates and business partners.

## The Mint Sauce War

In the early 1990's, the Dryden Gang and Marconi Family became involved in a struggle nicknamed: "The Mint Sauce War," Marconi tried to have the upper-hand in the conflict by requesting for Morello to send his two best gunmen to whack Granny Dryden. The two gunmen Derek Wheeler and Joey Clamps arrived via train but were captured by Dryden's men as she had contacts in the phone company who told her of the hitmen's arrival. Wheeler and Clamps were both promptly executed by Dryden's brutal enforcer Zi Wai. Morello was intimidated not by the brutalness of the deaths but by how quick Dryden's reaction was. He quickly backed out from the war, and offered friendship over to The Dryden Gang who happily accepted.

## Trivia

* Morello is still alive as of 2020, and is still the most powerful crime lord in Lost Heaven. Though he is now rivalled in power not just by Salieri but by Mikhail Faustin too.
* The Mayor of Lost Heaven is in Morello's pocket as is the DA.
Big Boy Boyce

Big Boyce was the head chef at Lemieux Manor.

"Ah Merry Christmas from his lordship the Mayor!"-Big Boy Boyce before throwing a chicken leg to George Bean.

## Overview

A veteran chef of 50 something years, Big Boy Boyce always cooked too much food for the Mayor and his associates which meant he had a lot left over. George Bean would beg Boyce for some food, and despite having enough food left over to make a banquet Boyce would only give Bean one chicken leg. To add insult to injury, the chicken would then be snatched up and eaten by a dog named Chilly Charlie.

## Trivia

* A friend of Stinky.
* One of the few characters not to have an entry in the guide, though his employer does.
* It's implied he eats the leftovers himself.
* Camera shy according to rumours.
John Claude

John Claude was the primary caretaker for Dorium Maldovar. He acted as an enforcer for The Lost Episode Resistance.

"Has The Shadow Reader not outlawed lost media viewing after dark!?"-John Claude warning Lazarus Marmite to not watch a DVD.

"John Claude preys on people's fears of losing what they have so they become obedient to the protection he promises them."-Pierre Gringore

## Overview

John Claude was the eldest child of Baron Gwyn Claude. He acts as the most high-ranking solider in Gwyn's private army, As the Baron's right-hand man, Claude is in charge of hiring people into the army. Due to his lack of judgement, Claude employs common thugs and hoodlums to act as soldiers. Claude hates his younger brother Handsomodo for being too handsome. John Claude acts as the primary caretaker for Dorium Maldovar He was assisted by his right-hand man Group Captain Tennant James until he was killed and made into a skin suit by the Slitheen. He became an informant for The Lost Episode Resistance and later joined the ranks of the Resistance as a trusted enforcer.

## Family

John Claude is the oldest sibling in the Claude Family. His siblings include his younger brothers Steve, Martin, Handsomodo, and his younger sister Joan. He doesn't get on very well with Handsomodo, and forced him to live at the church due to him being too handsome and was stealing all of Claude's thunder.

## Trivia

* John Claude has ties to the Faustin Crime Family, and hires several members of the Faustin Gang to act as soldiers for the Baron's Army.
* John Claude is considerably more antagonistic than the other members of the Resistance.
* He has two younger brothers named Steve Claude and Handsomodo.
* In The Moss Draft, John Claude was the rat and was considerably more villainous than either Frankely Hott or Dorium are. He brutally kills Heir Dwyer with a machete and deliberately goes against The Shadow Reader's orders by getting the Resistance funding from the Ultor Corporation which is ran by Maniels' business partner and bookeeper Victor Kennedy.
* He was Gwyn Claude's favourite son which explains him earning such a high-rank in Gwyn's private army.
Dot

Dot is a lunch lady at Hartley Dale High School. While at the school, she helped expose the corrupt actions of her superior Mike Chin. She was known for having no toes, and was considered by many to be a miserable old crone.

## Overview

Dot is a lunch lady employed at Hartley Dale High School. She had babysat Greg Blakeman in her youth which helped her with getting the job, She helped expose the corrupt ways of her superior Mike Chin. Following Chin's dismissal, Dot took over as the head lunch lady. She continued to work for the school following Dr Crabbelsnitch's takeover, and like Crabblesnitch, believed that Blakeman had simply disappeared.

## Dot

### Affiliation

Hartley Dale High SchoolGreg Blakeman deceased

Dr Crabblesnitch

Notso Hott

Mike Chin formerly

## Trivia

* Dot has no toes.
* Her name was first revealed in "Bill Comes To Dinner," before that story she was only referred to as an old lady.
* She has an older sister named Deloris who works as the guidance counsellor over at Coolidge College.
* Dot owns 25 cats who make her life quite miserable.
* She's a chain smoker.
Andrei

**Andrei** (born August 24, 1968) was a soldier for the Faustin Crime Family. He kidnapped Niko Bellic and his cousin, Roman Bellic for killing Vladimir Glebov. He was killed by Mikhail so that Niko and Roman could be set free. According to Dimitri Rascalov, he was loyal to Mikhail and that Mikhail had lost his mind.
Oakton City

Oakton City is a city just a half hour outside of the village of Greendale.

## Overview

Oakton City is a city on the brink of modernism. The city was named after it's prominent and expansive woodland area which are said to contain the finest oak trees in Great Britain. The city has all the stables of a regular metropolitan including a train station, supermarkets a plenty, and a rich and vibrant nightlife. There is a police station, fire station, and a fire station as well as a racetracks.

## Gangs

The city also has a lot of gangs running around the most prominent being the Molinari Family. Other notable gangs include the Forelli Family and the Uptown Yardies.

## Notable Residents

Mayor Rodney Dangerfield (Mayor) deceased

Gwyn Claude (Baron) (Unofficial Mayor) 2020-

Aloysius O'Hare (District Attorney) formerly

Joe Nice

Monty Salad

## Locations

Uptown Oakton City

Midtown Oakton City

Downtown Oakton City

Burbank Avenue

Tolzerwood

Harbird

Sternton Island

Greentown

Townsend Street

Oakton City Central Police Station

Saint Marks Bistro

Oakton City Racetracks

Burnham Park

Lake Vernon

## Trivia

* Currently; the defaco location for pastas in the Oliver Charles/Bruno Tattagllia funnypasta verse, though other cities are still used sometimes.
Ancelotti Crime Family

The **Ancelotti Crime Family** is an Italian-American Mafia family that is part of the Commission in New York City. They are the least powerful of the Five Families within the Commission. They are from Staten Island.

## Known Members

* Giovanni Ancelotti: Don
* Carlo Matteo: Underboss
* Antonio Spoleto: Capo
* Francesco Garone: Capo
* Vincenzo Pelosi: Soldier
* Rocco Pelosi: Soldier
* Salvatore: Enforcer
* Marco: Enforcer
* Benito: Enforcer
* Big Tony: Enforcer
* Little Tony: Enforcer
Jimmy Pegorino

**James “Jimmy” Pegorino** (May 13, 1957-June 2008) was an Italian-American mobster from New Jersey who was the boss of the Pegorino Crime Family from 1980 all the way until his death in 2008. His father named Salvatore Pegorino was the family’s previous boss from 1950-1980 while his grandfather named Antonio Pegorino was the original boss from 1928-1950. He had a wife named Angie Pegorino. After a Serbian immigrant in New York City named Niko Bellic had done dirty work for his crime family, he forced him into a deal with himself and a Russian mobster named Dimitri Rascalov, whom Niko had a bad history with. It was a HUGE mistake on his part as Dimitri and Jimmy were killed together by Niko in the end.
Jeremy Harkshore

Jeremy Harkshore was the head of Rockstars' Hammersmith Division, and the unknowing victim to a LA Noire bootleg.

"Sometimes life feels like an emotion."-Harkshore in a deleted scene.

## Overview

Having been in charge of the Hammersmith Division of Rockstar Games since it's inception, Harkshore takes a lot of pride in his work and refuses to believe any of his staff could be capable of corruption, When Richie informs Harkshore of the LA Noire bootleg. he initially pretends to not believe it, but comes around when he plays through some of it with his game testers. Frightened by the bootleg, Harkshore makes a phone call to the British Military requesting they look into it. The Hammersmith Division is placed under heavy survelience as both the Croydon Police Department and the military came looking for answers. R. Asquith is also disturbed by the bootleg, and on his orders the entire building is placed under military control until answers are provided by the Croydon Police Department's finest detectives. Prime Minister Rabe Maniels the man behind the LA Noire bootleg dismisses it in a conference as an elaborate prank on the Rockstar Games staff. In order to avoid public scrutiny, Rockstar opted to close down their Hammersmith Division, and the building where it once stood has since become a cardboard box factory. By 2023, Harkshore had become a therapist of some renown, and he has been declared not the best as his craft as he frequently bails out of his sessions in order to indulge in his onion bargee addiction.

## Trivia

* One of several characters not to have an entry in the guide. Like Donald Sandler and Archie Colmyer, his fate is only elaborated in a newspaper that can be purchased during the epilogue.
* His uncle James Harkshore was the Watch Commander for the Central Police Station.
* He is a frequenter to the Qui Chin according to the paper.
Mrs Ditkiss

Mrs Ditkiss was a wealthy aristocrat who resided in Kensington; the royal borough up top. She is from a family of great importance, and is one of the wealthiest people in the country.

"Mrs Bush, money isn't everything there are many things that money cannot buy."-Mrs Ditkiss threatening her cohort Mrs Bush.

## Overview

Coming from a family of means, Mrs Ditkiss was a horrid old crone who was very judgemental always waving her finger about as she made a point. She disliked Officer Ran greatly and claimed he came from a family below class. She was quite hypocritical as Officer Ran's uncle had helped Mrs Ditkiss' father with cultivating Riker's Field. She owns a lot of businesses including a mining field in Birkland. Since she is unable to drive a car due to being old as sin, she is forced to take the train every where with her best friend Mrs Bush. The pair anger the people on the train with their horrid nature, and the fact that Mrs Ditkiss believes that Mexico shouldn't be run by someone as horrid as President Quesadilla. Though Mrs Bush is her best friend, Mrs Ditkiss secretly views her friend as a basket case which is shown when she sneers after Mrs Bush makes a point about how money can buy voters.

## Trivia

* A good friend of Lady Birkshire.
* Currently the chief finical backer for the British Military, and although General Asquith dislikes Mrs Ditkiss greatly he is forced to play nice as she is the one paying the bill. She also provides additional funding to The Easily Offended Knights of Nottingham.
* Has got one heck of a chin boy.
* Her favourite song is Chill; don't know what that song is? No one else does either.
Richard Beck

Richard Beck is a legendary real estate agent, and the owner of the ably named Richard Beck Realty.

"The bed's comfy with room enough for two, maybe three."-Beck joking around with The Grinch.

## Overview

A prominent real estate agent, Richard Beck owns his own realty company which is headquartered in Empire Bay, but his company also appears to run in Lost Heaven and London. He also holds assets in Oakton City. Beck is a very jovial man who likes to joke around with his clients, but deep down he is a very overworked and stressed man who is worried as the housing market is booming and other realty companies are breathing down his neck.

## Quotes

"I got a lot on my plate today, and the housing market is booming."

"Don't let me keep you Sir, I'm sure you got more important people to see than me."

## Trivia

* Born in Empire Bay in 1977.
* Owns a Smith Thunderbolt.
* Beck does own an apartment somewhere in Empire Bay, but he prefers to sleep under the table at his office, the reason is unknown.
* Wears his trousers incredibly high to the point they touch his stomach which is likely the reason for his chronic irritable bowels.
* Possibly due to stress, Beck is a heavy smoker. His favourite brand is Big Break Whites.
* He can't understand sarcasm, and thinks it's not real.
Irina Spalko

**Irina Josepenkova Spalko** was a Russian mobster who was a capo for the Valirover crime family. She was highly skilled in swordsmanship, intellect, and psychic powers. Irina was born May 26, 1925 near the Ukraine-Russia border. Her skills highly impressed Joseph Valirover and his underboss, Ivan Chernigov as the crime syndicate was in need of someone as good as her. She joined the gang in her early twenties. Alongside many members of the Valirover crime family, Irina fled from the Soviet Union before 1950 after a failed assassination attempt on Irina by a couple of Joseph Stalin’s spies. Upon arrival in the United States, the Valirover crime family was predominantly active in the NYC and Las Vegas metropolitan areas. Both within the USA and the Soviet Union, Irina often partook in overseeing drug and weapon deals. She also sat next to Joe and Ivan at a lot of bars, nightclubs, and casinos in which they owned. In 1957, Irina was sent by Joseph Valirover to steal the Crystal Skull in Peru in order for the Valirover crime family to become the most powerful Russian Mafia syndicate. Joseph Valirover even hoped to go down in history as “The only man Khrushchev ever feared.” However, Irina’s plans were foiled by Indiana Jones and she died from having her eye sockets lit afire and disintegrated into the air from staring an alien in the eyes.
Alberto Rosato

Alberto Rosato was an enforcer for The Lost Episode Resistance, and was one of the new recruits.

"In a jam you call Al need some help you call Al."-Alberto's catchphrase.

## Alberto Rosato

### Affiliation

The Lost Episode ResistanceFrankie B deceased

## Overview

Not much is known about Alberto Rosato other than the fact he was a relatively new recruit to the Resistance having only been with the gang for about a week prior to his death. He was a trusted enforcer and had trained under Dorium Madavor. He was killed during the beginning stages of The Great Gang War. He was shot to death while eating dinner at the Qui Chin with fellow new recruit Frankie B by Rabe Maniels' men.

## Trivia

* He looks exactly like Jimmy, but they are unrelated.
* Alberto was born in Empire Bay, and came to London in 2011 to search for love but never he found it.
* He was a trusted protégé of Dorium Madavor.
* According to the CLPD database, Alberto worked in Empire Bay as an enforcer for hire, and worked for several gangs in the city most notably the O'Brady Gang and Empire Bay Triads.
* If he hadn't been killed, Alberto would have a very good future with the Resistance due to his great skills as an enforcer.
Steven

Steven was an employee at White Investments, and was a finically well off member of Oakton City's Wall Street.

"For a beautiful girl; I will wait a life time."-Steven being awkward as usual.

## Overview

A local investor employee; Steven struggled with self confidence issues over his embarrassing bald head. He wore a wig at all times to conceal it. He was also noted to be an incredibly awkward jittery man who couldn't sit still for anything, but also nice as he didn't care if people had noses shaped like a Turkish garden hose. At some point in 2021, Steven was killed by Joe Nice so that Matt Damon could use his skin as a disguise a tactic taught to him by the Slitheen Family. Damon revealed the deception to Malfred Pound worth while he dined at Eat A Chilly. Damon and his cohorts proceeded to take Malfred hostage with the discarded empty skin suit of Steven was left inside the restaurant. It was eventually recovered by the military, and on R. Asquith's orders was placed in a local research facility in Westminster where tests could be performed on it by top men.

## Trivia

* Prior to his death; Steven had been courting a woman named Linda whom he met at his favourite restaurant the Saint Marks Bistro. Upon realising she had a nose like a Turkish garden hose; he felt confident enough to reveal his own secret of being a baldie. It's unknown how Linda felt about Steven's sudden death; though according to word of mouth she is coping well and she has recently become a private investor in the Saint Marks Bistro out of respect for Steven's memory.
* Owned a fake Cambria watch suggesting him to be one of Jackie Ma's contacts.
* His favourite restaurant was Saint Marks Bistro, and could be found there every Friday evening.
* Always wore odd socks as he refuses to believe that socks come in pairs.
* He resided in Tolzerwood, Oakton City.
Joaxer Fel-Fotch Passameer Day Slitheen

Joaxer Fel-Fotch Passameer Day Slitheen was a high-ranking member of the criminal Slitheen Family. He served as Jocrassa Fel-Fotch's second in command. Whilst on Earth, Joaxer posed as Tennant James Group Captain of the RAF.

## Joaxer Fel-Fotch Passameer Day Slitheen

### Affiliation

The Rabe Maniels Crime SyndicateThe Slitheen Family

Rabe Maniels deceased

Johnny Buggerton deceased

Dorium Maldovar possibly

## Overview

Joaxer was a member of the Passameer Day Slitheen. Like the rest of his family, Joaxer originally hails from Raxacoricofallapatorius. The family fled to Earth and made contact with Rabe Maniels who sought an alliance with them. The Slitheen disguised themselves as various humans across Great Britain and Wales with Joaxer disguising himself as Tennant James Group Captain of the RAF.

## Assistance To Maniels

On Maniels' orders, Joaxer posing as James headed to Dorium Maldovar's place where he saved Dorium from Bear. He unzipped his forehead and revealed his true form to Dorium and his caretaker John Claude. The pair were able to escape Joaxer thanks to the untimely arrival of the Queen of Lions. In December, Joaxer posing as James attended a conference at 10 Downing Street with the other members of the Syndicate. Joaxer accompanied Rabe, Jocrassa Fel-Fotch, and Dermot when they raided the Yorkshire Hills Compound. He and Dermot stayed to fight while Jocrassa and Rabe quickly departed from the scene. Joaxer later attended another conference in 10 Downing Street and was seen in the main lobby chatting with his brother Flex who was posing as Frank Barlow.

## Death

Joaxer accompanied his Slitheen brethren to the Cornwall Compound with the hopes of killing the Resistance for good. During the raid on the compound, Joaxer repeatedly taunted John Claude for being a coward. He didn't taunt Dorium due to him working for Maniels at this time. Joaxer and his brethren were killed after a huge vat of otter sauce was dropped on them killing them all instantly. Jocrassa was later killed too effectively ending the Passameer Day Slitheen.

## Appears In

Bear's Sickness (Bear In The Big Blue House Lost Episode)

The Fall Of Rabe Maniels Part Two: At Home With Maniels

## Trivia

* He was considered the most aggressive and quick to anger of the Slitheen.
* He was the only Slitheen to pose as a thinner human. He had stolen advanced technology from the rival Blathereen Family which allowed him to do so.
* He served in the Slitheen as Jocrassa's second in command, and informed Jocrassa of their brother Glune's death as Jocrassa was now disguised as General Asquith.
* While on Raxacoricofallapatorious, Joaxer had made a reputation working as a hitman for hire.