Z3r0♀

## I'M TIRED OF RUMORS STARTIN', I'M SICK OF BEING FOLLOWED

* Yeah I'd sell out to the Tower too, if I could have Primogens for my Daddy and Mom.
	+ Bronze fucking killed two of Xiong's couriers and stole a pickup-full of paper money the night after she was Accounted, and z3r0 hasn't even had her little snitch session with him yet.
		- That's not cool, bro, she's in like witness protection because The Bronze was about to get her.
			* GHLP
		- She almost beat the shit out of Paul in a frenzy for talking trash on her Mommy, too.
			* Daddy was standing right there watching proudly, too.
				+ He could have told her he was proud *out loud* so she'd stop hitting us.
					- That's just how the animals posture.
					- Glad they've got us to show off on.
			* They're *not* just pumping her for all the kids' *havens*, man. That Kreuger is like... training her, man. Like a ratter. Like a *terrier*, man. Soon Bronze will keep her in a sack, man, shake her up and let her loose down a *hole*...
				+ bronze can shake me up and set me loose down *his* hole v0v ;)
			* Got herself put on latrine duty in the warrens for it, too...
		- Yo she *still* hasn't sat down for her big confession. You don't think they're still afraid Bronze will *do* something to her, do you?
		- Yeah it's about to get a lot worse than that, fella.
			* You loved *"z3r0 might have mentioned your haven to The Bronze"*, now get ready for...
				+ Actually, I fucking hated it kid, what do I have to pay you to find out what the fuck you are all moping around for this time?
					- Tio, Chupaflor y Sarita se seperaron :(
	+ Uh, Seren isn't even a Primogen..?
* LIST OF PPL I HAVE AT LEAST GOTTEN TO SECOND BASE WITH:
	+ Aethyr9teen (what's good Aethyr babyyyy? ;) )
		- Didn't see her kissing you *back*, z3r0.
			* Because she's classier than us?
			* you didn't see her *carrying me into the bogs* either, *PAUL*.
	+ Your mom
	+ Bronze (NNNNNNNNNNNNNAILED IT ;) )
		- You never, child; come off it.
			* can you go buy yourself a sense of humor
				+ Show your father some respect SARAH :D
					- haha hey paul i'm going to fucking crush your fucking face in again :DDDD
	+ Your dad
	+ Half the skeletons at the Belmont Mausoleum
	+ that one stripper at The White Lion, you know the one ;)
	+ Spicy
	+ Janet (once while we were drunk it's not a big deal quit bringing it up lol)
	+ The Grand Enigma (possibly, may have just been some really good wind)
	+ Lancer :(
		- Oh HERE we fuckin' go...
		- sad girl anime dot jpg lmao
		- GUYS LEAVE HER ALONE SHE LIKE TOTALLY HASN'T STOPPED PLAYING THAT ONE SONG FROM KINGDOM HEARTS FOR LIKE ALL FUCKING YEAR LEAVE HER ALONE ABOUT IT OMG
* Saw the Roeding Park Banshee.
	+ *Is* the Roeding Park Banshee.
		- No, she's the Ashtown Nightcrawler dude.
			* you're all wrong im the mothman
	+ Oh man, did you see it too, man?! That un-earthly *wailing*, man... *man*, nothing on earth could make a noise like that, man, I'll never forget it my whole *life* man. *Hey*, man! We should like, do you want to like, meet *up* somewhere, man? We could have a *club*, man, to investi... like the *Scooby Gang*, man, *both* of them, man! We could *catch* that Banshee, man! We'd have to find a way to stop it transdimorphing through solid physiostases like it does though...
* She finally got acknowledged, but they did it in secret. I hear it's cause Thistle's got something on her and they wanted to get this shit done before the B could roll up as Speaker of the Opposition.
	+ She did it without ever snitching to Bronze like they were ordered to, either.
		- *You think.* The Bronze has *something* big, he's been gloating like a cat with a canary.
			* Whatever she told him, it looks like it was more than he could handle...
	+ Now that she's acknowledged, she can admit she's Seren's actual Childe.
		- I'm sure you meant *adopted*.
		- Don't be such a square, Seren Embraced her before she came to town.
			* *How old* is z3r0?!
				+ It was on a business trip?
					- Born on vacation.
				+ *Which* Prince approved this?
					- o there are other princes around besides Anastos and LaCroix? want to pass me their digits *buddy?*
		- So which one of you chuckle-heads *was* it that got her?
			* No one was granted rights.
				+ Nobody from our warrens.
				+ Nobody from *our* warrens...
			* Didn't she buy it in Merced or something?
				+ So which one of *those* chuckle-heads was it? Do I have to do *everything* myself?
					- Yeah nobody from around there neither.
			* There WAS that mess of half-acknowledged childer that came out of LA, the ones Rodriguez saved? Maybe she's one of them.
				+ Which leads me to my next question: Anyone got Gary Golden's number?
					- Interesting call with Gary...someone matching Seren's description was in his Warrens...
						* I mean... a Prince can't just revoke Right to Progeny on a whim after the kid's already made, right?
						* So when you said *"nobody" from your warrens*...
* *Why can't I see through her Obfuscate?* Isn't she supposed to be some sort of *neonate?*
* People been saying that The Bronze tried to take her skin last night or the night before and the Grel Primo killed him for it.
	+ Could be. She says she was in LA this weekend but that could be bullshit.
		- Paul confirms the alibi but of COURSE he would #nossiesbacknossies
			* Golden confirms she was down there
				+ Is... is she even ALLOWED in LA?
					- You really think LaCroix's gonna send that terrifying meatman after a NEONATE?
						* Considering LaCroix's Sheriff and the whelpling's "daddy" are both Laibon...
							+ So were several of the Bronze.
							+ #notmyprimogen
								- baxter get the FUCK off my page you racist fucklord we'll fucking vore your goddamned dogs you shit
		- Maaaan, *think* for a second man.  You think a bunch of *kids* got down *the Grapevine* by themselves to visit the LA *Zoo*, man?  She got *sent out of town*, man, with *witnesses*... You want to know the real mystery, man, is how she escaped the skinning in the first place.
			* because i'm the mothman, mothmen can fly, next question.

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