Doctor

## Overview

Sasquatch can become a **Doctor** and work at the hospital.

If done correctly, this is the highest paying job in the game.

You can unlock this job if you meet all 3 criteria:

1. You have a Medical Diploma (obtained by calling 555-7226 and paying 5000 bank coins)
2. You have experience as a Paramedic, filling the first promotion meter.
3. You have experience in an office job (R Corp)

## Promotions

Sasquatch begins as **Junior Doctor,** a rank with no extra benefits or perks. The base pay is 150 coins. Once you collect the check (on the counter next to the Hospital Administrator) you can deposit the check or checks at the Bank by talking to the receptionist.

Once Sasquatch has treated 10 patients, he gets promoted to the rank of **Doctor.** This rank comes with the added perk of being able to skip the line to see a doctor when Sasquatch is injured. The base pay is 150 coins.

Once Sasquatch treats 25 more patients, he gets the promotion of **Senior Doctor** this rank comes with the ability to sleep every night in one of the hospital beds and a bonus for not using the virtual doctor. It also introduces the **Malpractice** feature, which depletes level XP whenever a patient is sent home without being cured, or is given the wrong medication/treatments. The base pay is 200 coins.

The final rank is Junior Head Doctor. The perks are a 250 coin base pay, and if you bring friends, they can also skip the line.

## Treating Patients

Once Sasquatch has been promoted to Senior Doctor he gets a 150 coin bonus for not using the virtual doctor

## Easter eggs

If you put on the VR goggles (from earning arcade tickets and buying them from the Arcade Associate)and go to the diagnosis room, you can see the Virtual Doctor and can speak to him.

## **Guide to reaching diagnosis without help:**

* **Burning up/a little warm**: Take temp, if result is red they have a fever and need an Anti-Inflammatory. If patient does not leave at that point and has no other symptoms saying something like "I am not sure what is wrong", they also have an Infection. Give Antibiotics.
* **My Throat is a little sore and it hurts to swallow**: Patient has strep. Give antibiotics.
* **My Head Hurts**: Patient has headache. Give Pain Reliever
* **I have The Trots**: Patient has diarrhea, give Anti-Diarrheal
* **Bad Case of the Tum Grums**: Run toxicology, if there are no red results, give Antacid.
* **I've been eating nothing but \_\_\_\_ lately and now I'm paying the price**: Run vitamin and mineral blood test, if no red results give Laxative.
* **I've been eating terrible lately**: Run vitamin and mineral blood test, if patient is vitamin deficient, give food from inventory high in that vitamin. If Patient is mineral deficient, give food from inventory high in that mineral.
* **Stink Lines**: Patient has uncontrolled body odor, needs Prescription Deodorant.
* **Pain in Arm/Leg or visually seeing patient limping**: Do an X-Ray. If you can visually see a broken bone then patient need surgery. If you do not see a broken bone, it is a sprain and they need an Anti-Inflammatory.
* **I've been coughing like crazy**: Do an X-Ray on chest. If there is a red result patient could have pneumonia or asthma. Pneumonia is treated with Antibiotics and asthma is treated with an inhaler. If no red result, run blood test.
* **Patient has red spots all over**: If the patient is also complaining about coughing they have measles and need bed rest. Otherwise they have chicken pox and need Skin Cream.
* **Chest Pain**: Take blood pressure, run echo test in cardiology room, and do cholesterol test. If echo has large chunks of red lines patient has major heart problem they need heart surgery. If there are small amounts of red areas, patient has minor heart problem and needs Heart Medication A. If cholesterol result is red they need Cholesterol Meds. If blood pressure result is red they need blood pressure meds. If all tests come back with no problems, the patient has heartburn and needs Proton Pump Inhibitors.
* **I was Hiking and I got Bit by a Rattlesnake**: Run Toxicology. If positive for snake bite, give Antivenom. If not, then it’s a dry snake bite - give Pain Reliever.
* **I'm not sure what is wrong**. Make sure to take a close up inspection for anything. (Hypothermia, Sunburn, excessive sweating, athletes foot) Run blood, cholesterol, and vitamin test. Run any additional tests needed. If nothing shows up in lab work, move on to x-ray for any foreign bodies or broken bones.
	+ If your patient has diabetes, patient needs insulin or food high in glucose (i.e. Cookies)
	+ There is a glitch where the results will say nothing below “problems found.” You will see the patient has too many white blood cells. In this case, the patient has an infection and needs antibiotics.
* **I haven’t had shuteye in days doc**: Patient has insomnia, give Sleep Aid.
* **Boy is my stomach turning**: Run Toxicology. If problems show none, give antacid.
* **Redness around eye**: Patient has pink eye, give eye drops.
* **Red patch on skin**: If the patch is on the foot, the patient has athlete’s foot, if it’s on their back they have a rash. Either way, give them Skin Cream.
* **My guts have ground to a complete halt/I haven’t gone to the bathroom in a week**: Patient has constipation, give Laxative.
* **My head is flaking**: Patient has dandruff, give prescription shampoo.
* **Reddish skin**: Patient has sunburn and needs bed rest.
* **I have a runny nose and keep sneezing**: Patient has allergies and needs allergy medication from the pharmacy
* **Patient is green** **and emits a faint glow**: Patient has radiation poisoning, and needs Anti-radiation medication
* **Patients skin looks gray/blue**: Patient has hypothermia and needs bed rest
* **My ear is killing me**: Patient has ear infection and needs antibiotics. If they also have a fever, they need anti-inflammatory medication.
* **Patient is dark green and/or complains of eating something bad:** Patient has poisoning, give Antidote.
* Make sure to always get the right medicine because after choosing the wrong medicine once, the second time the pharmacist calls the cops (If you have the senior doctor rank you can avoid them by going to sleep in the hospital bed).