Setting off into the night

Here's how setting off into the night in *Thomas and Twilight Sparkle's Adventures of Charlotte's Web 2: Wilbur's Great Adventure*.

[Our heroes, Wilbur, and the spiders watch and wait for the lights to turn off, and they do.]

Thomas: Coast is clear.

Wilbur: Okay, here we go. [hops on a stack of hay]

Nellie: Looking good, Wilbur.

Wilbur: How do we absolutely, positively know for sure that the gate won't open?

Maggie: Don't worry, we checked it 3 times, it's latched tight.

Nellie: Go for it.

Wilbur: Right! [takes a deep breath and jumps but gets caught on a beam. But he falls into a mud pile]

Nellie: Whoa!

Rarity: Watch it! Don't get mud on us!

Wilbur: Ha! What do you know? Let's hit the road guys!

Nellie: Let's do it.

[The spiders crawl on Wilbur]

Aranea: I guess this means we're *really* going.

Toby: Don't worry, Aranea, we'll be fine.

[They soon set off as the engines and Dusty then switch on their headlights when they're far from the farm]

[Wilbur and our heroes come to the corn maze but they stop]

Edd: Do we really have to go in there?

Penny Ling: Yeah, it's all dark and horrible in there.

Mighty Joe: Yeah, I'm not going in there.

Smudger: Yeah, this is crazy you guys. That's it. I'm out of here. [he begins to turn away]

Blythe Baxter: Come on guys. We'll just tackle this cornfield and will be on the other side in no time.

Duke: Yes. So don't be a wuss, Smudger. We're all a team.

Penny Ling: Okay, that makes me so much better.

Edd: Yeah, me too.

Mighty Joe: Okay then.

Smudger: Alright, fine. Go ahead. You're up!

[Wilbur then looks back and he goes forward. But in the corn maze, they see scary faces]

Aranea: I'm not scared. I'm *so* not scared.

Fluttershy: Well, I'm already scared. And I'm scared of what else could be in this cornfield.

Pete: Yeah, it could be something else.

Rattlesnake Jake: You mean like the fox?

Pete: No, not the fox. But something far worse. Like a monster!

Applejack: Pete, quit it!

Zoe Trent: Yeah, quit trying to scare us!

Pete: [chuckles nervously] Relax, I'm just kidding. There's no way there's a monster's gonna show up in this cornfield.

[Then there was a bird caw]

Pete: [pupils shrink]

Spiders: [screaming]

James: **A MONSTER!!** [screams]

Courage: **AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**

[Soon they all make a jet for it, but Wilbur hits a scarecrow and his glove files off and grabs his flank]

Wilbur: **AH! IT'S GOT ME!** [squealing then stops] Oh, my... I'm gonna faint! [does so]

[But the glove flies off him which reveals it was Templeton crawling out]

Templeton: Get off you're butt!

Wilbur: Templeton?

Templeton: You'll never make it to the Hirsh farm like that.

Wilbur: What are you doing here?

Templeton: You know how a rat change his mind. You need my help, what else could I do, but offend the paw?

Joy: [slides down Wilbur's snout] [sarcastically] Couldn't have anything to do, with the fact that you realize Wilbur gone, there won't be any slops for you?

Templeton: [shutters] Are you saying that *I* have salvage motives?

Joy: [raises her eyebrow]

Templeton: It has absolutely *nothing* to do with my aid of Wilbur's food, I can assure you of that. So! How many babysitting days are we uh, talking about here, Wilbur?

Wilbur: [snorts]

Russell Ferguson: Never mind that!

Mucker: Come on, let's continue on.

Pete: Yeah right. [clears throat] Let's do a little traveling!

[Soon they carry on]

Wilbur: It's.. It's actually kinda nice traveling by night. The wind on our back, the moon light above.

Joy: Who are you fooling?

Wilbur: Okay, it was worth a try.

Hiro: It is nice traveling by night, I should know. I love traveling at night.

Joy: [sarcastically] Yeah, that's why your marefriend is an alicorn who is the Princess of the Night.

Grace: Hey, it's not so bad to walk at night when you get used to it.

[Wilbur hears a tree falling and races across a river]

Templeton: Done gapping? It's this way. [swings down a bramble]

[But then Wilbur gets stuck]

Wilbur: Hey! What's going on?

[Templeton looks back and comes up]

Templeton: Don't you know how to walk in the bramble? Would ya keep still? The more you move, the worse it gets.

Wilbur: Can you help me out?

Templeton: I like to help you, but uhm. Only two more weeks of babysitting would turn my into good.

Wilbur: *Two* more?!

Templeton: Hey, I'm not the one stuck in the bramble.

Crank: Templeton, we don't have time for this!

Piper: Yeah, we're wasting time!

Templeton: Well, *that's* for Wilbur to decide.

[Wilbur tries to get free, but falls down]

Wilbur: Fine! Two more weeks! Just get me out of this.

[Templeton crawls up and starts crewing the bramble and Wilbur gets free. But some are tangled on him. And they carry on, but they heard a growling sound]

Aranea: [gasps] What's that?

Fender: Oh, no! I've seen this on the late show! Ghoulish fiends will hold us down and take turns nibbling on our innards. Then they'll eat our brains and leave our bodies for the buzzards!

Willy: That's disgusting.

Mrs. Calloway: Besides there are *no* ghosts anywhere around here!

Daylight: What are you, nuts? What could be out here that's *not* a..a..ghost?

[Then suddenly they all hear the Jurassic Park velociraptor screech which widens their eyes and shrink their pupils.

Our heroes: **AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**

[But then it shows that it was Charlie who made the screech noise]

Rachel: That's not funny, you idiot!

Courage: Yeah! So could you please stop trying to give me heart attacks for about five minutes?!

Charlie: Okay! Sorry, you guys.

[then the growl is coming from Wilbur's stomach]

Wilbur: [chuckles] I've just been alerted that I've forgotten something important to my big plan.

Gordon: What is your emergency?

Wilbur: Food! I think I feel faint. [lands on his flank]

Templeton: Food?! Tell me you're joking.

Smudger: Great! The last thing we need is a food emergency.

[Then Wilbur is sniffing]

Wilbur: Wait a minute. Wait a minute, I smell...

Templeton: [gasps]

Wilbur: Oh, yeah. I smell... Blackberries! [eats some while some squirt his face, but he strains on a bramble but breaks loose and Wilbur rolls over to a tree and tree sap lands on his face, including some bark and leaves] Honey anyone?

Spiders: [giggling]

Nellie: Wilbur.

[They crawl back on him]

Wilbur: Hey! It's the Berk Conwood Tree! Just like Gwen said.

[They run around and make it to a road]

Wilbur: We did it. We *actually* made it to the road.

Nellie: And now all we need to do, is just got five, five, five miles *that* way!

Wilbur: Right, that way!

Joy: (indicating the other way) Unless of course, it's that, that, *that* way!

Wilbur: Uh, that way?

Percy: Can we try to decide which way it is later? We shouldn't be on the road! What if a car comes?

Bertie: Yeah, they're could be cars coming around here.

Sharky: Don't forget about those trucks.

Charlie: Don't be silly, guys. There aren't gonna be any cars driving this way at night!

Vinnie Terrio: Oh yeah; then what do you call that? (points down the road, we see car headlights approaching)

Charlie: Then again, I could be wrong.

Billy: (as Jar Jar Binks) **OH, NO!!!!**

Templeton: Heads up! **HEADS UP!!!** [runs away]

Our Heroes: **WHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!** [they run away too]

[and then Wilbur does so by avoiding the truck by snorting!]

Truck driver 1: What's that?!

[The truck stops and the 2 hop out]

Truck driver 2: I bet the farm we just saw a wild pig!

Truck driver 1: Hope you're wrong, bud. A feral pig is bad news. 3 years ago, one took a whole field of my squash even dragged up a baby goat.

Truck driver 2: We better warn everyone.

[Wilbur is still running and stops as the drivers drove away]

Smudger: (as Echo) What the heck was that?!

Duke: Alright, that was a truck. And that's why we are *not* supposed to be out of the gates.

Wilbur: Gosh! Just like that! I could have been flatten, squashed!

Joy: Bacon bashed, road kill!

Fender: Or even pancakes!

Templeton: Stop with the food references. I'm starving.

Pinkie: Even I'm starting to feel hungry.

Minka Mark: Yeah, me too.

Hank: Man this trip is dangerous! Couldn't we just taken a jet or something?

Knockout: [mutters some words] Heavy weight.

Wilbur: [groans]

Nellie: Calm down, Wilbur. It's over, there's no reason to panic, just a little bump in the road.

Wilbur: Neh!

Twilight: Not helping.

Nellie: Sorry! Now, straighten up. We're nearly to Cardigan's. And I'm sure Templeton knows the way. *Right,* Templeton?

Templeton: Of course I *do*! I'm the only one with this head on straight in this entire outfit!

Eddy: (hops on Edd's head) Come on, let's get to the Hirsch Farm before the sun rises.

Edd: Eddy, must you be so rough?

Ed: Is it my turn to jump on your head?

Edd: Let's just follow Eddy, Ed.

Ed: Follow the leader! [jumps on Double-D's head]

Billy: Pah! Last one there's a slow coach! [he puffs forward]

Joy: Boy, are *we* in trouble.

Murdoch: Ain't that the truth?