Hänsel Drumpf

11th of Du 5263Æ

The humanHuman male from KaiserreichKaiserreich **Hänsel Drumpf** (b. 5179Æ, m. 5211, w. 5225,2nd m. 5230, dv. 5236, 3rd m. 5242) is a belligerent wannabe baron of a tower, vainly called Drumpfturm decades before he acquired the land gaining in 5242Æ, and the surrounding village.

A minor character in both *Pangaia Incestus* and *Pangaia Airdtriath Èirich*, he is 51-years-old at the beginning of *Pangaia Incestus* (19th of Genver 5231Æ), and 84-years-old at beginning of *Pangaia Airdtriath Èirich* (11th of Du 5263Æ).

## Physical description

A short man (5'5"), smaller hands than one his height, cock the size most prepubescent boys, fake tan since he dreads being out in the sunlight, which turns his skin orange.

Hänsel wears lederhosen at all times.

## Personality

not a bright individual, extremely thin-skinned, short-fused temper that rages at the slightest criticism, the cruel tyrant over his small fief.

## *Pangaia Incestus*

 Hänsel will pass through Rithertun looking for a place to have his fief. There will be a side-quest or two centered on him.

## *Pangaia Airdtriath Èirich*

 The Hero—whose default name is Athelbert Athelradson—will acquire Drumpfturm later on during the game. Has an attitude, coincidentally, bigoted, etc. (think prez trump). His hateful and bigoted ways ultimately led to the destruction of his tower and capture during the game by order of Rycharde Pendraig.
Somehow, Drumpf has acquired a beautiful and his third wife Melanija, by Rycharde's orders, the Hero is to take everything his for theirs. Some would read this as everything except family, some would not. The decision is up to the protagonist.

## Hänsel Drumpf's family

### Immediate families

Hänsel is the husband of his first wife the human

### Drumpf family tree

This family tree was taken at the beginning of *Pangaia Airdtriath Èirich*, 11th of Du 5263Æ.

## Notes

1. ↑ **Heterosexuality** is romantic attraction, sexual attraction or sexual behavior between persons of the opposite sex or gender. As a sexual orientation, heterosexuality is "an enduring pattern of emotional, romantic, and/or sexual attractions" to persons of the opposite sex; it "also refers to a person's sense of identity based on those attractions, related behaviors, and membership in a community of others who share those attractions." *(source: Wikipedia)*
2. ↑ **Zoophilia** [or **zoosexual**, but more commonly refered to as **bestiality**,] is a paraphilia involving a sexual fixation on non-human non sapient species] animals. [**Beastsexual**] is cross-species sexual activity between human and non-human animals. The terms are often used interchangeably, but some researchers make a distinction between the attraction (zoophilia) and the act (bestiality). *(source: Wikipedia)*
3. ↑ **Insectosexuality** when you are sexually attracted to giant insects. Symptons may be unable to look at these insects without feeling turned on, heavy breathing in close promixity of a giant insect, masturbating to the giant insect topic.
4. ↑ 4.0 4.1 Kaiserreich (lit emperor state) is a germanic state, think steampunk version of a weak Nazi Germany nation, to the east of Afallon.
5. ↑ **Monogamy** is a relationship's marital type of two sapient individuals.
6. ↑ 6.0 6.1 6.2 What are human? Look around you... Your mom and dad, brother and sister, aunt, uncle, friends, and enemies, living and dead. That about sums it up... Sorta.
7. ↑ Drumpfturm is German for Drumpf Tower.
8. ↑ **Genver** is the first month of the Pangaian year. *(Breton for January)* (see Dating system)
9. ↑ 9.0 9.1 Ætherius Ebeneum (Æ), or the Heavens of Ebony or the Ebon Heavens, is the current and most popular calendar era dating from the magikal event that formed the Dubh Faiche crater.
10. ↑ **Du** is the eleventh month of the Pangaian year. *(Breton for November)* (see Dating system)