Yoo Jae-Ha

* Novel
* Manhwa

The Emperor of Qing Dynasty's Manchu-Han Imperial Feast (Food of the Emperor) (Formerly)
The Emperor's Carriage (Formerly)
The feather plucked from the crying phoenix
The Noble's Chalice (Other Timeline)
The Phoenix
Vincent Van Gogh's Incomplete Drawing

## Appearance

He appears as a young male adult with shaggy and light brown hair and fair skin and is dressed in a hoodie of a dusty rose color.

When he was older in the original timeline, he wore glasses that made him appear intelligent, had sleek and cool hair, and appeared like a scammer disguised as a pushover with his clean dress shirt, tie, dress shoes, and expensive grey suit on top.

As an Old Man
## Personality

He is twisted, pessimistic, and cunning to the point where people find it difficult to be around or talk to him. He is also extremely petty and sly. However, he is still someone who would feel guilty and upset about his comrades if something bad happened to them especially if he played a role in it. But originally, he had no self-esteem and is regarded as an undisciplined and terribly honest idiot and pushover. After recovering his memories, he is still a cry-baby and coward who wouldn't dare to disobey Seo Joo-Heon's orders due to his guilt over his comrades' death but still acts extremely petty and sly towards his enemies whom he scammed.

## Background

He was Chairman Kwon Tae-Joon's personal restorer and a member of TKBM's Team 13 under the command of Seo Joo-Heon.

He was the Monarch of Fraud who frequently scammed everyone in the world thanks to the Leonardo da Vinci's Notebook of Ideas.

He has a unique and rare ability in which he can recreate an relic from scratch, even if it is completely destroyed along with its core. He accomplish this by giving a prosthetic body part to someone since relic revival is like recreating a lost arm, muscles, and blood vessels.

He is currently working as a fraudster with Yoonminhyi after his teacher and mentor, Richard Jang, used Vidocq's Mirror Mask to steal his art style and used his connections to bury and banish him from the art world. He tried to scam Seo Joo-Heon by making fakes of Seo Joo-Heon's relics with Secret Signature but was caught red-handed since the latter was fully aware of his counterfeit and scam ways. Consequently, he was forced to sign Seo Joo-Heon's contract and become Seo Joo-Heon's restorer.

After he regained his memories, he fled to an alleyway to cry and vomit at recalling his guilt over his involvement in his teammates' deaths, discarded and forfeited his ownership of Leonardo da Vinci's Notebook of Ideas which was later returned to him, and tearfully begged for Seo Joo-Heon to punish him. Nevertheless, Seo Joo-Heon decided to let him live to give him a chance to redeem himself which he tearfully accepted since although a part of him wanted to die for his wrongdoings, another part of him wanted to hang out with his comrades whom he never thought of seeing again.

## Quotes

* *Who's calling me? I lost my concentration.*
* *Oh, old man Edward. Long time no chat.*
* *What else would I be doing, I'm pretending to be dead.*
* *Hahaha! I had no choice. I almost ate shit messing with the Holton household!*
* *It's fine. I just have to lay low for a few months before reappearing! They’re all idiots so they won't be able to find me.*
* *Well, I spent a lot of money to pretend to be a corpse. Damn it, my car was destroyed, I had to pay my damn assistant to keep her mouth shut, I can't leave this secret room on the third floor, I feel like I'm going to die. I'm a total old boy right now, an old boy.*
* *That's a compliment, right? Compliment taken.*
* *Of course. Didn't you say that person has a ton of relics? I used up all my relics to survive falling off a cliff.*
* *Put them in the restoration room saying you'll restore them. I'll stealthily head over. Make sure to keep them distracted.*
* *I can make perfect fakes in 10 minutes. Switch them with those. I'll sell it to Chairman Kwon I'm meeting with tomorrow if they aren't useful to me.*
* *Are you joking? Anybody not at Chairman Kwon's level are idiots. We'll switch them out and swindle them off to Chairman Kwon or use them ourselves.*
* *Damn it, who do you think is going to make the fakes?! We won't get caught!*
* *I would have escaped by the time he realizes it is a fake. That poor idiot.*
* *Art is a scam and life is a scam as well.*
* *He claimed my painting was terrible and then went on to steal it?*
* *Haha, the ones who get tricked are the retards.*
* *There are 10 relics so selling just a third of them to Chairman Kwon should give me enough to fool around with women for many years.*
* *Damn it, that's so weird. How did he realize it?*
* *You stupid retard, do you think that is the right passcode?*
* *Damn it, hey! How the hell do you know my passcode?!*
* *W, what? Y, you know me? Damn it, did I make another mistake?*
* *Son of a bitch, let me go!*
* *You, fuck, let me go! What did I do wrong?! It's the fault of the people who are tricked! You bastard, turn into a damn eunuch! You retarded psychopathic bastard!*
* *Ho. What, are you going to stab my eye with a pen or something?*
* *Damn it, I don't think I can run away because of the pain!*
* *Damn it! Sir, I won't charge you for the restoration. I'm sorry for tricking you! I, I'll do whatever you want so please don't kill me!*
* *What kind of slave contract is this?!*
* *Do as he says? What is this, some modern-day slave contract?!*
* *Hey! Do you think this contract is normal?!*
* *What do you mean the Code of Hammurabi will take revenge on me if I don't follow this deal?!*
* *Nope, this won't work, it looks like I need to report this bastard.*
* *Damn it, why is the thing that disappeared from the Louvre Museum with this bastard?!*
* *Damn it, how can I trust such a young bastard?! Chairman Kwon is a million times better!*
* *How could a weird thug be compared to the Chairman of a global company?! It was obvious sticking with Chairman Kwon would be a more reliable option. I can extend my network and get anything I needed to succeed!*
* *Do you even have the power and skills to follow it? I don't know if you are lying to me! This doesn't count!*
* *Right. Chairman Kwon Tae-Joon might be able to take care of this bastard for me!*
* *I'll do it, I'll do whatever you want Chairman-nim, so please save me! I'll restore every relic you want!*
* *Hey! You crazy bastard! When did I say something like that?*
* *No matter what you offer, Chairman Kwon is the answer.*
* *Why the hell do I have to work under some random shit?! Shit that just stormed into my office and made a huge ass mess?!*
* *You think introducing myself will fucking change this situation?!*
* *You speak more bullshit the more I listen to you. It's not that I don't like restoring relics, but who are you to tell me not to paint?*
* *Hey! Watch your mouth! Stupid counterfeits?! Counterfeits are still works of art! They are still the results of hard work!*
* *Get lost before I get angry!*
* *Ghost painter? He was the one who stole my painting!*
* *Hey! Shut the hell up if you don't know anything! You're just a layman! Art is made of the artist's techniques, values, and principles!*
* *That was why I also thought he won't be able to go far with a copy. But for some reason, that bastard was able to draw the things that I had only thought about. It was as if he could read my mind.*
* *Before all of that, you...You believe that I had my style of painting stolen?*
* *I don't know why you are doing all of this, but I am just a civilian. I am not a great individual for you to desire.*
* *Eat shit. Find someone else.*
* *Please let me know the time and place. There is something I must propose first.*
* *Good. Did he say his name was Seo Joo-Heon? There's no reason to completely trust this bastard.*
* *R, responding to Chairman Kwon? What do you mean? I responded to my dongsaeng!*
* *The second coming of Picasso my ass.*
* *Please don't say something like that. That person stole my style of painting.*
* *He's a thief who stole my work.*
* *Please reveal that man's wrongdoings. Then I will sign an exclusive contract with you.*
* *I am not insisting on anything, that is the truth and he is a plagiarist. I truly had my painting stolen.*
* *No. My conditions are that I will restore your relics once the truth has been revealed.*
* *Damn it, I didn't know that! Please forget what happened here.*
* *It'll be bad for TKBM if I leak this recording.*
* *What did you say? You stupid phone salesman bastard!*
* *Fuck's sake! What kind of gang shit is this?! This is fucking kidnapping!*
* *Damn it, why is nothing happening?! Did that bastard scam me? This bastard, did he give me a useless item as a gift?!*
* *Aigoo! People really can't to do things they don't normally do!*
* *Fine! You, I choose you! I'll be your exclusive subordinate! Take my kidney, my gallbladder, take everything, you bastard!*
* *Damn it, my eyes are rotting!*
* *What's wrong? You're three years younger than me. You still want me to call you President-nim or something?*
* *He said he'll buy me a meal to celebrate my hiring but he's acting all pompous calling himself the employer for a cheap meal.*
* *Fuck, did they cover the meat with gold or something?!*
* *S, sir, you're not going to order these and then make a run for it by saying you need to go to the restroom or something, right?*
* *How much work is this bastard planning to slam on me?!*
* *Please let me know whatever you need! I will do anything!*
* *Wow, sir, you're so thorough. Working for that bastard seems terrible because of Marie Antoinette's Necklace.*
* *Why would that woman who is not lacking anything! Why would she want a thug like you?!*
* *Damn it, that man might hire a hitman to kill me if he finds out!*
* *Damn it, I barely managed to create a corpse with the relic to trick them!*
* *Ah, nice to meet you. My name is Leonardo Kang.*
* *I wouldn't be doing this if I had any of that money left!*
* *I told you I need at least a week per relic, not a week for 10!*
* *This is why the people who know nothing are the problem.*
* *Aigoo, anybody can say that they can restore relics!*
* *Then Captain-nim! Please explain the process of restoration to me if you are that confident! Let me at least hear how much you know!*
* *I am the pro. You think you are the pro? No matter how quickly you do it, it's at least a week per relic, at least a week.*
* *Ah right, why don't you give a demonstration while telling us how it is done? Anybody can say they are an artist, the top student, a maestro or have an annual salary of 100 million dollars. I won't believe it unless I see it with my own eyes.*
* *He seems to have some relic restoration knowledge, but I will burn my own hand if he can really do it. I'll burn my own damn hand. Restoration relics are not things that just anybody can handle.*
* *This bastard, easy my ass!*
* *Impossible! What the fuck! Why do you even need me if you're so good at it?! You can do everything yourself, fuck!*
* *Damn it, I might fall for him! No, this bastard is definitely a bad bastard!*
* *God damn it, what are you, a fucking fortune teller?*
* *Aigoo. I'm done for! I hope the Earth blows up tomorrow.*
* *The past me never put my thumbprint on that paper.*
* *Stop provoking her so much! I'm definitely going to ask for compensation for emotional distress later!*
* *She's right. It would be fine to go in with her clothes even if they got wet. Are you trying to get a nice view in the process or something, Captain-nim? You pretended not to be interested in the busty noonims on the plane but you are aiming for more! Why didn't you prepare a swimsuit for her?*
* *Excuse me? Ah, yes. What about it?! I wanted to try to restore them because it was such a waste!*
* *Wow, you're going to have such a beauty as your wife? I'm so jealous, ah! As your first employee, I get special perks in not having to give you a monetary gift to celebrate!*
* *It's really the best. It's the best erotic novel I've ever read! I who once dreamt about being an author as well wanted to compliment Joo-Heon so much that I almost started clapping. It was an obvious reaction. It takes skills to write a terrible novel like this. That was the truth. Joo-Heon's writing? Yes, it was good. He knew about a lot of things and he must have researched on how to write as his writing skills were superb but that was all. He sold off all suspense to Andromeda and it wasn't funny at all. Furthermore, an erotic novel was trying to educate people! How does that make any sense?! Imagine turning on an adult video ready to please yourself and instead of the scenes you want to come up, it starts talking about politics or some other random thing! It felt as if I was listening to a lecture on men and women's purity for 100 minutes. You'd turn into a Saint after reading the first line. What was the intentions of an erotic novel? Why did people want to read these novels? Would it have been different if he had not called it an erotic novel? The problem would be even worse if that was the case. No suspense or clear progression and the ambiguous conversations. This made that Korean novel Invisible Dragon which is about an invisible reptile seem charming! I couldn't understand over half of it either. Anyway, there was a reason this could be considered a candidate for one of the 10 worst books in the world. How could he have such stellar writing skills but write a novel that seems to have come from an alien world?*
* *Captain-nim, you really haven't read an erotic novel before have you! Wait, have you ever watched porn before?*
* *Then why the hell is the secretary we are waiting for not there and you just talk about damn relics?! Are you fishing?*
* *Shut up! There's just one line about her! She's not even human! Damn it, the rope could probably write something better if I gave it a pen!*
* *I know you're trying to figure out a way. It's disappointing, how about just giving up on upgrading the relics' rankings? Politicians and Entertainment companies would not struggle so much if it was so easy to gain a massive following.*
* *We're at the age when we'd be longing for women. Please pick some female team members……and let us have some chances at some intra-team relationship……*
* *Grr, what the hell! Captain-nim, you're not holding anything! I'm in charge of baggage! But why the hell do I have to carry your stuff too…!*
* *Does that even make any sense?! Wait, can relics even read novels?*
* *Uhh, uhhhhh? Wait a minute, there are human-shaped relics?! There might be relics that look like women! That would be legal skinship!*
* *Damn it, then what about this bastard whose body doesn't match his face?! His face is a Dicaprio but his body is that of a fat pig!*
* *Wow, jackpot. Have you become the representative for humanity? Can I look forward to your victory?*
* *Wow, you have a lovely time with the Captain-nim and now you want him to hand over the relics?*
* *What's wrong? Both of your clothes are ripped. Are you telling me you didn't have some fun with our Captain-nim?*
* *Oh sure, you remember how you broke my rib last time? Do you know how much pain I was in at the hospital?! You bitch, let me show you the self-defense skills I learned while being beaten up by the Captain.*
* *Oh, I see, they're treating me like dirt. They even got in formation and stood at attention when Joo-Heon told them to! This motherfucking Affinity! No, more like Pushoverness! Ah, whatever! I'll treat you to a 3 night 4 day full course luxurious package if you help me once! It'll come with a massage! A luxurious bath! I'll even take you on a walk without the Captain-nim knowing!*
* *Huh? What the hell, when did the two of you get so close without me?*
* *What, did you decide to stick with the Captain-nim because of your debt? You latched onto the Captain-nim because he's rich? But there's no point in trying to seduce him with your beauty. Our Captain-nim won't fall for something like that.*
* *Richard Jang stole my painting style...this happened when I was a student and he was a teacher. Richard Jang's style of painting that is known to everyone in the world is actually mine, that son of a bitch!*
* *Wow, shit, this is discrimination. You told me you would kill me if I didn't sign but you are giving her a choice?*
* *This damn artifactphile. How dare he say such ludicrous statements with such beauties in front of him!*
* *Thank you! Thank you so much! I will never forget your kindness! I'll never forget what you did for me! I will follow you forever! Captain... no, master!*
* *Mother! Please be happy! Your rotten son is going to have a personal exhibition in New York! I can properly show you filial piety now! It's an art gallery where even artists sponsored by Chairman Kwon have made it big!*
* *Sasaki said that she needed pictures of the Captain-nim to increase the number of fans! She told me to take those revealing photos!*
* *I didn't study art to do something like this!*
* *Hahahaha! Burn them all if you want! You probably can't tell which one is real! Do you know how much I was tortured after you figured out my fake last time?! Ahhahahahahahaha!*
* *I won't even be able to get married anymore. I got to cover a wall with shit before I got married.*
* *You're number 5 while I'm number 1.*
* *What do you think you're doing? Do you think you and I are at the same level?! How dare you try to negotiate with your senior who is like heaven when you are the earth!*
* *That's bullshit! My only experience is being dumped after a month of dating when I was twenty!*
* *What do you think? This isn't some soap opera! How could twin brothers be almost 20 years apart in age?!*
* *Why? It's true! You did a strip show in Las Vegas about a year ago! I saw the article about it! I thought you might have a nuclear missile down there, but it was just a paper plane.*
* *I think you're missing something, but I'm getting paid to be bossed around.*
* *That's right! We stole his relics, got his restorer sent to prison! We even destroyed his house! I'm sure he's grinding his teeth day and night! He might even need implants to replace his teeth! Huh? You want me to introduce him to a good dentist? He's just an old fart who wastes his money on his mistress!*
* *Aaah! Blackie attacked me in my sleep last time but now it's a damn bird?! Do I look like such a pushover?! Huh, do I look like a pushover?! Why do they all have to be males?! I'm going to castrate you guys before I kill you!*
* *Hey, stop being a hindrance. Just sit tight. I'm going to get close to the US president and sell his autograph for a hefty price. He might be the president but there are a lot of fanatics who would pay a ton for it. It's good to network with him.*
* *You guys have been spying on us the whole time haven't you? Our beautiful radar is quite talented.*
* *Good, it looks like you saved us some trouble. We needed to find someone to write an article for us. Ah, of course, this esteemed sir behind me will take care of the payment.*
* *The official appraisers can't even tell apart the fakes. Is that all they can do?*
* *Why? What? Did I say something wrong? Fuck, we're the poor department that can't see the light no matter how well we do. All of our accomplishments are stolen as well. Isn't that right, Dan? Who cares if our Captain bastard is talented, everything good gets taken away from him.*
* *I'm not afraid of anything, you idiot!*
* *33 billion dollars? That's what the top restorers make? You want me to lay low for only 33 billion dollars? Hey, how much do you guys think I make in a year? 330 billion dollars. Unless you can give me more than that, don't ask me to lay low, you retards. Ah, and that 100 million dollars you mentioned at the beginning? I don't need that either. I can easily earn that as a bonus if I ask.*
* *Ah, I don't know who is calling but I'm quite busy right now. I already have enough requests for a whole year and am currently in the middle of an interview. Please don't call me directly next time and contact my manager. Any media appearances will need to be addressed with my manager as well...*
* *Excuse me, princess, I've actually been studying palm reading.*
* *It probably costs more than my annual salary! I'm sooooo jeaaaaaalous! I want to receive something like this from a female fan tooooooo!*
* *Bring me 100 billion won and some women if you really want to know. Oh, and buy some of my paintings too.*
* *To be honest with you....... My ass, did you really think I would tell you, you retarded Captain?! You're just Chairman Kwon's little doggie bastard! Hahahaha!*
* *Ho! Don't even think about the Heirlooms if you're not a Monarch! You retard!*
* *Plus, everybody he brings over like that are all soulmates except for me! Were you guys all childhood friends or something?! Huh? Why do you guys alienate me?!*
* *Seol-Ah, you're an angel! I think you might be the prettiest girl I've ever met. No, you really are the prettiest girl and I almost fell for you, but anyway, you'll be blessed!*
* *Ah fuck, he really was amazing. He beat down the trained hunters with his bare hands! He was fine even after being stabbed by a relic knife! I thought he was some Indian elephant or something.*
* *Are you acting like this because I did some black consumer business? Be honest with me, there's no way a global corporation like yours suffered because of some negative complaint! Huh?!*
* *The fault lies with the fools who were tricked, the fools who were smacked in the back.*
* *I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. I wasn't trying... I wasn't trying to do that. It really was my fault! I got you and the others killed. It was because of me.*
* *Why is nobody coming? Why? That bookworm retarded captain should be reading over there... The stockfish should be nagging me... the pushover should be watching her while sighing.*
* *That...... I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. I'll take any punishment you give me! You can even kill me, Captain-nim!*
* *Wow, I truly am talented. I'm a celebrity no matter where I go. I won't lose to the Captain-nim now.*
* *Can you even call yourself a Monarch? Are you a retard? How can you fall for such a trap?! Sigh, whatever. Don't call yourself Zhuge Kongming anymore! It's embarrassing!*
* *What?! Seol-Ah, you're angry too, aren't you?! The Captain-nim only went on a date with Irene!*
* *Ah, Stockfish? Hey! Why the hell is the Captain-nim not picking up his phone?! What? He turned it off because it was annoying?! Actually, forget that, what does he mean we're fired?! Did he really fire us?!*
* *What?! All of our team members have a shared destiny! We can't let even a single person betray us! If we're leaving, everybody has to leave!*
* *Ha, this punk. Why does someone so smart is acting so stupid and digging his own grave? You retard! The Captain-nim was being nice to you and was not going to make you sign a slave contract but what? You stupid idiot! You just slammed his generosity in his face!*
* *Treat your sunbae well. You are in charge of getting me drinks.*
* *Yoooou might not know because you were the last to join us, but I'm actually the number 1 member of this tomb raiding team. That is why I am the sunbae to all of the team members. As for you, you're the laaaaaaast one to join. There's a six month difference between the two of us. Got it?*
* *Please fire that bastard Ilya! You can hire him back after I am hired first. Please. I'll do whaaaaaaaaaaatever you want me to do!*
* *Good luck, what the hell is he asking a skinny eunuch priest to do? How cruel of him. You'd probably die in an instant. I'd pay to watch you try to hunt a close-range dealer in close combat.*
* *Haha, General-nim. I am also a distant descendant so please take good care of me! Please? I'll even give you a massage every day sir! Please! You just have to add a few words in that risk. It's just a few words. Pretty please?*
* *Do you know how much I like Baekje and respected its honorable history...... those damn bastards of Silla! Why I outta! They act all pompous when they only managed to unify the three kingdoms due to luck! Seriously! They just ended up crumbling in the end anyway!*
* *He just made me create a fake to give to Dan! Why the hell did I need to suck up to the relic then?! Huh?!*
* *It's a waste since I worked so hard to change the risk. Are you going to let it rot?*
* *Get lost, you damn feeble fool who is only as strong as a baby chick!*
* *By the way, this is the original. There are no copies. You understand? The Captain-nim made me delete everything so this is a precious picture, the only one in the world!*
* *A man must live everyday as if it is his last.*
* *Kakaka, I took it to use as a reference for art but who knew it would be useful like this? Anyway, Captain-nim, I'm sorry! I promised to follow you forever but I almost died just now!*
* *The Monarch of Devils my ass! Get lost! You should be the Monarch of Premature Ejaculation! You're just a baby chick!*
* *Who else but a loyal subordinate like me could stop him, huh?*
* *Shit, how the hell is it cute?! My goodness, at this rate he would be easily seduced if a beautiful woman showed up with relics all over her body!*
* *Damn it, I leave it to you! Go little chick! Friends Shield!*
* *Aigoo, my poor life.*
* *Hey! Kongming! Isn't this something I can sue him for?! I'm going to sue him. I'm going to throw him in jail! Please be my lawyer and represent me against him!*
* *Fuck! My name is Yoo Jae-Ha and I have been promoted to shielder starting today! Go!*
* *Hey, that's from the past life......That's so long ago! We only care about the right now! That's a dark page in history! You deserve a dropkick for that!*
* *Aaaaaah! First Jack the Ripper and now Goebbels too! How come I only get these crazy girls chasing me?! Come on! All the pretty good girls go to the Captain! Why?! Fine, you want to kill me right?! I'll just die!*
* *You can't say it so nonchalantly! Two Demon Queens, no, two demon goddesses will descend upon the world!*
* *Aww, you're pretending again. I know you donated to Joo-Won's NGO, did terrible things to get your sister adopted in the past and acted cold to her when she came to see you in Korea because of her adopted parents.*
* *Hahaha, good luck finding the real tomb, you retards! I bet that you can't find it! There's no way you'll find it! Kakakakakaka!*
* *Captain-nim, I did good, right? Did I do good? If so, please change my contract! Profits divided 9:1! 9:1! Please be humane and give me at least 10%!*
* *Wow, I'm really angry at this point. Having a harem of human women wasn't enough that he even has a harem of relics? Such a pretty little girl was the Captain-nim's relic?*
* *Good. Kongming, you've finally shown your true self. You never acted that way but I guess you are a man as well.*
* *Alright, let's see if you still don't get up like this, you hemorrhoids patient!*
* *Damn it, is peeking at the numerous women gathering around the Captain-nim really desiring them?! Huh?!*
* *Aaah! Seol-Ah! Calm down, caaaaalm down! I, I can't even joke about hearing moans in there this time.*
* *What's wrong with me? Why are you talking so much crap about me?! I'm actually quite popular if I go elsewhere...?!*
* *Yes yes, our Captain-nim must be so happy that his former team member is still alive. Why don't you quickly drag him out of there and restore his memories so that he can be your right hand or something.*
* *Hey. I'm not upset. I thought that I was the Captain-nim's right-hand man this whole time but I just learned that some other bastard already had that position. I...I'm just shocked.*
* *Hoho, Miss Lee Seol-Ah. Are you sure you are okay with that? I heard that John might be a woman. Apparently she was hip to hip with the Captain-nim.*
* *Be honest. You just wanted to eat Leviathan meat, didn't you? That whole, ‘I got it because it is an adversary to Samuel's relic' was bullshit, wasn't it? Wait a minute, isn't this guy friends with Mammon? Couldn't you have just used Mammon to convince it to join our side? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THIS?!*
* *What exactly is an exorcism priest? Is it like in the Exorcist? Did he chant some things and spray holy water on people possessed by evil spirits?*
* *Anyway, now I understand why the Captain-nim always says that the son of a bitch has a lot of negative karma. If you think about it, that son of a bitch was a priest but had a girlfriend. And that guy looks like a total playboy but he might still be a virgin. He was a priest. That girlfriend might not be real too.*
* *The monkey does the tricks but the merchant takes all the money.*
* *Man, did you fake your gender to join us? You look so pretty. Tsk, both the Captain and the Recruiting team only care about the looks. Haaaa, can you even pull your own weight in a tomb? Huh? You'd probably be the first one to run for it.*
* *Hey. Let's be honest, she's going to think it is suspicious! Who would not be suspicious about a message saying come to such a secluded area because there's a sudden flaw in the item?! She'll probably show up with the US army!*
* *Hey! No matter how pretty the Monarch of Destitution is, damn it, I'm so jea……no! You're really going to get fucked up! This is not a joke!*
* *Oh yeah, Hawaii! It's Hawaii! And it's freeeee~! Aloha~~Oh yeeeah! Hawaii! Booze! Women! Partaaay!*
* *Fuck, what the hell! No! My Hawaii… my vacation! No! Nooooooooo! My vacation!*
* *I lost my vacation because of you bastards. Huh?! This was my first bonus vacation in five years! What are you going to do about my plane ticket to Hawaii?! I will make you properly pay the price for making me lose my first bonus vacation in five years. Got that?*
* *The thing about those bastards saying they needed me was bullshit. I don't know why, but you looked like you wanted to beat them up so I played along.*
* *Of course. Our pushover Captain is a million times better than those bastards.*
* *I can tell right away. They're not the type you want to be close to. You might not think much of it, but I am a scammer after all. This job requires a person to be quite sharp.*
* *What the hell did you mean by I will cry my eyes out if I don't come with you?*
* *Wait a minute, what the hell is he talking about?! What does he mean by original world?! Captain, you're someone else? You came from a different place? What the fuck is going on?!*
* *A, aaaahhh! I'm really sorry! I'll do whatever you want me to do! Woof woof! Oink oink! Cockadoodledoooooo!*
* *Alright, let's all go on a trip without the stupid Captain! Kakaka! Bye! See you never, you shitty Captain!*
* *Damn it, go die you damn Captain! Wow, we were worried because the apocalypse relics threw you out but how can you do that as soon as you wake back up… I'm so… jealous… I mean, do you even know what is going on right now?! Huh?! You unscrupulous bastard!*
* *Hmm, I don't know why he did it, but he broke this precious thing. Fuck, I wanted to live in a palace like this at least once! It's so freaking cool!*
* *Are you joking?! If he wanted me to restore it, the humane thing would have been to not destroy the core! Even the banks only accept it if you have at least half of the bill! He needs to leave at least 50 percent intact if he wants me to restore it! This is bullshit! Anyway, even I can't fix this!*
* *Hey, you damn son of a bitch! I don't know where the hell you ran off to, but I won't fix this. No, I can't fix this! You got that! Plus, what the hell is a vintage feel but futuristic?! Elegant and simple are not words that go together! Fuck!*
* *So… You guys came to steal something while delivering chicken again, huh? You motherfucking dogs of the government!*
* *I won't fix it, you dog-like son of a bitch! Do you think you can restore something like that?! Huh?!*
* *Simple yet elegant, vintage feeling yet futuristic…what kind of fucking design is that?! Fuck! I can't do it! I wooooooooon't do it!*
* *That son of a bitch doesn't need to come up with a reason to destroy things! He probably just destroyed it because it sounded arrogant!*
* *This shitty Captain! Where the hell did he go while leaving such an important meeting to meeeeeeeee?!*
* *You motherfucking Captain bastaaaaaaard, I'm so scared I'm going to shake to death!*
* *It's his fault for not being here! It's not my fault! Kahahahahahaha!*
* *What's wrong? I'm being serious. I can treat you better than the Captain treats you. Let's be honest. What has that son of a bitch of a Captain even done for you? So go out with me……*
* *Yes, that's right! I was trash! That was why it was understandable that I got punished and that Seol-Ah rejected me! I also admit that the Captain stole all of the beautiful women too!*
* *Jackpot, thank you for sending me not just one but a whole bunch! It is problematic that they are minors but I'll just be patient for a few years! Hahaha!*
* *Who cares about total babes, the new trend is the fifty year olds dating the twenty year olds!*
* *Aigoo, dear lord! I am thankful that you sent me a woman for the first time in ten years! I'm also super thankful that she's super hot! But this ain't riiiiiiiiiiiight! Come on!*
* *Aigoo, I was wrong. Father… I have sinned. Please forgive me for my sins!*
* *Aigoo! Please don't be this waaaay! Can you just sprinkle some holy water on me or something? I thought you were some kind of Exorcist. Can you please do something about her? Hmm? I won't call you Great Sage or Lord Eunuch anymore! Ugh!*
* *Fuck, that son of a bitch of a Captain breaks a perfectly fine chair to make me work my ass off.*
* *Are you crazy? A beauty like that being interested in me? She just got rid of Goebbels because she didn't want someone else to kill me! She will only be satisfied if she kills me with her own hands!*
* *Yeah! Why can't I?! She's beautiful as a model! I even told her about it! She must have been tired before that as she was calm for a while. But she started aiming for me more frequently since seeing the painting and terrorized the women around me! Fuck, is this some kind of revenge? Does she not want to see me happy? She should have told me if she didn't like it!*
* *W, what? Hey! I meant that I fell for her as an artist! Let's be honest! Nina's proportions are no joke! There's a reason she used to be a model in the past! She's the ideal model of my dreams! Proportions are perfect! Muscle tone is perfect! Everything is perfect! Damn, I would have asked her for her body if she wasn't Jack the Ripper…*
* *Man, I know that even guys think that the Captain looks cool but this is just disgusting. Come on, you don't have any photos of Irene or anything?*
* *And? It ended like that? Your probationary period as an intern came to an end? You were kicked out by that son of a bitch Captain?*
* *That was completely unexpected. I never expected that you would have not accepted Seol-Ah as a subordinate because you didn't want to lose people again.*
* *Sure, I admit that I used to be trash in the past. I would be angry to lose my sister I raised as if she was my own daughter to the past me, especially since I'm eight years older than her. But he's trashy too!*
* *But he's trashy too! 90% of the mail I received were lawsuits from him! I don't want to have a bastard like you as my hyung-nim either!*
* *Damn it, do you think that I am that guy's secretary or something? You think that I am his servant?! Huh?!*
* *You guys fell for each other in that month? Wow, that's no joke. Kongming's got moves…ugh!*
* *Ah, it's okay, it's okay. It's okay to jump ship for a bit before marriage. It's fine to want to be with a handsome bastard at least once.*
* *I just felt mischievous and edited a picture of you and Molly kissing so that it looked like she was kissing the Captain-nim…… But it was such a shabby job that she should have noticed…*
* *Why is it weird for me to come to my house?*
* *Ah, I came to pack up some stuff. But why are you still here? I recommended you for another job after telling you that I was closing this down.*
* *You dumbass, did you really think I wouldn't notice something you made? 100% perfect replicas only come out when you are used with human hands. Anyway, give me the ring, I will return it to the Captain-nim…*
* *The ring suddenly went berserk…! I thought that you would be able to find it quickly, Captain-nim! You also have Kongming with you…!*
* *Well, both Irene and Seol-Ah are special to the Captain-nim…but why the hell do you look like that?*
* *Just choose one or the other. Are you going to accept the Captain-nim's proposal or not?*
* *You fuckers! You waited until the Captain-nim wasn't around on purpose!*
* *What the hell? These fuckers had quite the plan before coming here! How did they manage to get all of these?*
* *Hey, you should be happy since you rejected me! Also, don't you remember how the Captain bastard was like a pimp mooching off of you in the past? It was when our tomb raiding team was temporarily disbanded! The Captain was totally a dirty hikikomori and a useless slacker at that time! Don't you feel wronged for paying for the Captain-nim's necessities, his living expenses, medical expenses, allowance, and everything else?*
* *Ah, I already did that. I'm glad we will be able to decide who will be the important first wife. Hmm, will the second wedding be in about 50 years…?*
* *Maybe they thought it would be fine even though she is Dan's daughter. Unlike a certain somebody, Dan is nice.*
* *Aw, come on, stop with that title already! Ah, whatever, hey old lady over there!*
* *Like hell this is an issue for the children! This is extremely serious for me! I heard that you ripped a painting I drew. I'm extremely petty and hurt so I can't just let it go.*
* *Even though I am three years older than the Captain-nim, I look much younger! I still have that boyish charm! Why am I a mister?*
* *Aaah! No! This is all just a misunderstanding! A big misunderstanding! This is just Nina's sleeping habit!*
* *Shut up! We've only kissed. We couldn't…no, we haven't done it! What the hell man?!*
* *Yeah! I'm innocent. I haven't touched her at all! I am completely innocent! Ugh!*
* *Ah, they're over there. But I don't think they can get married today even if you find them. Well, they may never be able to get married at all.*
* *No! It wasn't a dream! Now that I think about it, it wasn't a dream! Those shitty relics! Fuck, it's not like I'm a king from the Joseon era who did it in front of his vassals!*
* *Fuck! He's a damn bastard like his dad! He stole relics from my workroom again! I'm really dead if the Captain-nim finds out! Seo Ah-In! Get out here right now!*
* *Fuck, it really is like father like son! Shit, he ran off with the SS rank relic I restored this morning! That one is dangerous! He could really die if he mishandles it!*
* *He's a damn troublemaker like his stupid dad! The Captain-nim put some defensive devices but I'm dead if he finds out it was stolen!*
* *What?! It's fine because the kids are cute! You're the poor bastard since you have a girlfriend but can't even hold hands with her! You damn eunuch!*
* *What?! I'm much farther ahead than you guys who haven't even been able to kiss for four years! Can you even say that you're really dating?!*
* *Haha, I heard that you guys moved to a bigger house not too long ago. Did you move to a bigger place so you can sleep in different rooms?*
* *Man, Kongming… Look at you being worried about him again after arguing with him and telling him to go die in the gate. I will take care of our Captain-nim even if you don't pay any attention.*
* *Hey, you little masters, hurry up and tell me. Where the hell are the relics that were in here?!*
* *Is your mouth saying such shameless things because it takes after your father, young master? Hmm? Hmm?*
* *Ah, is that so, young masters? Then it should be fine for me to tell your father about this?*
* *Hahaha! Do you enjoy destroying things that much?! Hahaha, it is fucking fun though! Damn it! Haha! I don't care anymore! Destroy them, just destroy them all! Haaaaaa! That felt so fucking good.*
* *Ahhh, I really am fired then! There's no way that son of a bitch of a Captain would be that nice!*
* *Damn it, the Captain-nim just had to have kids who are just like him!*
* *Her personally is definitely more like Irene's. She looks like a beautiful Elf just like her mother.*
* *No, that's not what I am talking about! Why is my food and your food different?! How come I am still getting chocolate food?! I've been eating this for a whole month already! So why is their food normal but my menu still looks like this?! So how come I'm the only one who has to eat it?! What about you guys?! We should all eat it together if we need to eat it!*
* *This dog-like master bastard! Hey! I may need a ton of calories, but I can't eat something this terrible every day!*
* *Shut up! You eat it if you're so jealous!*
* *My life struggling underneath the Captain would change completely!*
* *Just trust this hyung. You can have a great life if you do as I tell you to do. You can get rid of all of your debt as well.*
* *Imagine if you guys were in the same situation. You would probably want to change your future as well.*
* *You just wait and see. I am going to go back to that world at some point. I can't just live being on the receiving end like this forever.*
* *Hey. Is that the best you can do? Is it, you retards?!*
* *I guess there really is no way to defeat the Captain, the greatest Majesty in history.*
* *I feel like it is testing the Majesty or something. It probably appeared in front of me for that reason as well. It seemed as if there should only be one Majesty, the person who will record the history of all relics, throughout all dimensions.*

## Trivia

* He attended Yale University.
* Although he still had a long way to go as an artist due to flaws apparent in his paintings, he has the same aura as the art masters who have developed the art world throughout history by creating a new and frightening concept of art according to Andrew.
* He serves as the main comedy relief in the story.
* Among the seven main members of TKBM's Team 13, he is the only one with no combat ability and talent.
* Despite being an eunuch in battle, his bounty was the highest among all the members of TKBM's Team 13 due to his position as the Monarch of Fraud.
* He and Ilya Volgof are the only ones who never got along with anyone in Seo Joo-Heon's team in TKBM.
* He and Ilya Volgof are always jealous of Seo Joo-Heon being popular with women and relics.
* He was Seo Joo-Heon's third teammate and subordinate in TKBM.
* He is the first teammate to be introduced and the first to rejoin Seo Joo-Heon's team.
* He is the sixth person to regain memories of his past life.
* He has an annual salary of 330 billion dollars.
* He has extremely strong animal-like survival instincts according to Seo Joo-Heon.
* He is a scaredy-cat who hates watching horror movies.