Charlie and Lola - But I Really Would Like To Kill Number 667

Well I now was bored, so I decided to quit Minecraft and put the episode's dvd disc in, and there was a main menu with a billion episodes, I clicked one, and the intro started. The episode just was clearly 1 week long because of Number 667 and 777, his new friend, and why would Peppa make the dvd of CAL?

The intro ended, and the title card opened up but, the background from I Really Absolutely Must Have Glasses was disastrously stolen and there was Number 667 dead and the text used the font VAG Rounded Black and was red. The episode opened out with Number 667 and Lola and Charlie drinking cups of tea for 60 minutes making the episode's length go, "1:00:00:00:00."

Charlie said:
I have this little sister Lola. She's small and very funny. While she's usually funny, but not good at Minecraft, today, Lola wants to kill Number 667.

Lotta came in for tea too. But Number 667 wanted to kill her and Lola and Charlie. So he decided to... I knew why this episode was in Season 12

Scene cut to black for 2 seconds and to Number 667 on his decksofa outside trying to drink the tea until Peppa comes up saying "Come on, 667, you need nice dinner!" Number 667 replied with a no to her and escaped from her, still trying to drink a cup of tea :( Peppa comes up again but alongside Lotta and Lola and Charlie and Soren AND Bob the train..... Then, they sang the Let's Have Our Lunch Together song from the Peppa Pig episode, "Having Our Lunch Together", and as much as they wanted Number 667 to join them all. The music started.

Lyrics for this song here:

Peppa, Lola, Lotta, Charlie, Soren and Bob the train: Let's have our lunch together! Safe and sound! We'll ALL have our lunch together, Safe and sound!

Peppa, Lola, Lotta, Charlie, Soren and Bob the train: Pack your lunchbags, everybody! Safe and sound!

Number 667 (non-singer): I just want a picnic! A picnic's safe and sound! (becoming grumpy) I would choose why.

Peppa (non-singer): Stop loving picnics or else we'll call the cops to arrest you!

(music continues the same, becoming completely different)

All (with their faceless talking lunchboxes): Let's have our lunch together! Safe and sound!! (their singing voices' volumes become 1000% and earrape like the music's volume is 3%) WE'LL ALL HAVE OUR LUNCH TOGETHER! (their singing voices' volumes become normal again) Safe and sound!

(music continues again and the same then becomes completely different again)

Peppa and Lotta and Soren: Let's have our lunch together! Safe and sound! (the song and music is finished)

Number 667 escapes and decides to drink tea and the scene cuts to everyone eating their lunch, Peppa then says: Where is 667?

TV static occurs for 40 seconds and then 100 minutes of Number 667's jumpscare. It ends with Number 667 playing tennis with his friends, 777, 888, and 999 and 1000. But Lotta come up and told him to stop. I was ~~DEFINITELY CENSORED AND NOISY WITH THIS~~. But he didn't stop, and Lotta left and cannot stop annoying numbers. And came back and killed Number 667 and his friends, then left again. The episode then ended...

The credits play normally but halfway into the credits, the theme music's pitch was +1 which looks like Kinemaster, and then it cut to the Nick Jr logo which was normal, then the Noedoletalps one.

I ejected the disc out and smashed it to chocolate cake. I now only wanted to see Charlie and Lola On Nick Jr and Tickle U AND Cartoon Network.

So now, since up to 2023, I never saw this show again...

Do not watch..........

~~CAUSE IT'S FAKE.~~ and crap of course >:(