August 10, 2022 (We Ate Him)

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*"For your health. For your sleep. For your Gort."* - *Neil deGrasse Tyson*

August 10, 2022 (We Ate Him) is an episode from the 2022 season. It was uplaoded on August 10, 2022.

## Segments

* Opening montage
* Uncle Ben introduces Big Ounce to Poggers. Big Ounce is already curious, as he is sniffing his nose. Basically, the point of all this is not only to introduce Big Ounce to Poggers, but also introducing Gort and Quandale to Poggers.
* Poggers hops onto Uncle Ben's knees as Gort and Quandale hop down off the couch, who start sniffing Poggers' legs.
* Gort and Quandale continue to sniff Poggers, as they get closer and closer to him. Then Quandale starts sniffing his ear and forehead. As Quandale continues inspecting his body and Gort takes a poop, Poggers doesn't mind him being the centre of attention for the capybaras.
* Quandale drinks the water that is being produced by Gort's cocoa poops. Big Ounce later joins in.
* A few seconds later, everybody is in vibing mode, excpet for Big Ounce, who ran over to the fence only so he could chew on it.
* Uncle Ben starts to ponder what goes on in Big Ounce's mind. As he gives Big Ounce some chin rubs, Uncle Ben thinks Big Ounce is currently thinking about what charity he will donate money to. Unlike Gort and Quandale, who commit war crimes, Big Ounce commits peace crimes and is always donating to charities, funds and orphanages.
* Uncle Ben shows Big Ounce's trimmed claws.
* Uncle Ben reveals that Big Ounce has cured his grief. As Big Ounce goes back into death mode, Uncle ben pens his mouth, revealing his teeth and yellow-orange tongue.
* Gort and Quandale chew on Poggers' tail. Quandale gets caught and then makes a run for it.
* Poggers jumps on the other couch to get a break from the war crime-commiting capybaras.
* Meanwhile, Big Ounce got back to chewing on the fence. Uncle ben grabs Big Ounce and puts him with Poggers. The two then start to get a long. As Big Ounce inspects his new big brother, Poggers gives him a lick. Then Big Ounce becomes best friends with Poggers.
* Big Ounce tries to escape, but Uncle Ben puts him back with Poggers, who gives Big Ounce cute lick kisses.
* Quandale inspects Uncle Ben's Xbox controller. Uncle Ben then gives Quandale a scratch, yoinks Big Ounce, and buries him alive.
* Kevin tries to follow Uncle Ben, but Uncle Ben shoos him away.
* Uncle Ben awakens Big Ounce from his nap under the blanket. He asks to put the blanket back on, and that's exactly what Uncle Ben does.
* It is now night time, and all four house residents are tired and cuddling together. Meanwhile, Gort finds a way to jump on the top of the couch.
* Big Ounce is now fully asleep.
* Big Ounce is now dead, and Gort tries to eat out of Uncle Ben's smoothie.
* Gort then starts sneaking up from behind, eating Uncle Ben's hair.
* Uncle Ben kisses Gort, but he runs away shortly.
* It's time for Big Ounce's funeral. As Big Ounce finds his way to Heaven, his body is buried in the blanket. Uncle Ben sings Dust In the Wind by Kansas, a popular song for funerals. Gort and Quandale vibe to Uncle Ben's beautiful singing voice while crying about the loss of their comrade at the same time. Poggers is back to feeling depressed as his tail wags in sadness.
* Uncle Ben tries to get Queen to come inside after barking at impostors, but she prefers to stay outdoors in the dark.
* Uncle Ben starts making Big Ounce's corpse do the Renegade dance challenge and asks the viewers what TikTok dance he should make Big Ounce's corpse do.
* Uncle Ben asks Poggers if losing Big Ounce is what loss is. Instead of answering, Poggers decides to act cringe and pose on the couch.
* Gort and Quandale continue to morn the loss of Big Ounce.
* Uncle Ben talks about Neil deGrasse Tyson explaining how humans are the only creatures that can properly sleep.
* Gort gets the hiccups.
* Homelander gets bigger.
* Uncle Ben looks for Dababy, but all he can see is Kanye chewing on the plants. Later, he catches the call ducks swimming in the ratites' water containers.
* Kevin starts charging at Uncle Ben for no reason whatsoever.
* Uncle Ben finally finds Dababy, scratching his knee. Kanye is also there for some reason.
* Big Ounce is still dead.
* The video ends.

## Characters Shown

* Big Ounce
* Poggers
* Gort
* Quandale Dingle
* Kevin
* Queen
* Homelander (cameo)
* Kanye
* Call ducks (cameo)
* DaBaby