Tales from the Darkside: The Movie

"**Tales from the Darkside: The Movie**" is the fifth episode of the first season of We'll See You In Hell. It is a commentary episode.

## Episode Description

*On the fifth episode of WE’LL SEE YOU IN HELL, Joe and Pat turn their sights towards TALES FROM THE DARKSIDE: THE MOVIE, one of Joe’s personal favorite horror offerings and a film Pat enjoyed well enough. Whether you’re listening to the show as a stand-alone podcast or a commentary, you can hear Joe & Pat talk about the art of the horror anthology film, discuss the careers of the film’s amazing cast and lament the loss of storylines in modern pornography as it pertains to Mummies. And if you thought you’d get through an entire episode of WE’LL SEE YOU IN HELL without Pat & Joe getting into a heated argument over Tim Burton’s BATMAN RETURNS, think again. You can also follow Joe and Pat on Twitter, and leave your suggestions for future episodes at FANGORIA’s Facebook Feed! Check back in 2 weeks for the next episode of WE’LL SEE YOU IN HELL, and Denver-area fright fans will be able to check out WE’LL SEE YOU IN HELL LIVE at Mile High Horror Film Festival this Saturday, October 3rd with MANIAC COP 2! WE’LL SEE YOU IN HELL is a production of the FANGORIA Podcast Network. WE’LL SEE YOU IN HELL is executive produced by Ken W. Hanley and Thomas DeFeo. For more information, press opportunities and advertising rates pertinent to the FANGORIA Podcast Network, please contact ken@fangoria.com.*

## Commentary Topics

* The boys will be at the Mile High Horror Film Festival, doing a live commentary of Maniac Cop 2 at 8:20 in the morning and drinking Bloody Mary's and screwdrivers.
* Paramount logo is Pat's favorite logo of all time.
* Joe saw it in on opening weekend and was mesmerized, not scared, and loved it.
* Tremors was Pat's style of scary, Joe wasn't scared by it.
* Joe would invent the worm dog and make it go dead.
* Joe loves anthology horror, but Pat wishes they'd had different directors to do stylistic differences.
* Same crew as Creepshow, this is arguably the best of the three and unofficially the third.
* Christian Slater was the big name in this, the boys are fans, Mr. Robot is good, but we won't discuss.
* Douchebags in the 90's played tennis. The ones at Pat's school all played golf. Football players would spit sunflowers seeds in your face.
* Has Steve Buscemi had his teeth done? (Seriously Joe?) Pat's favorite is Fargo, which is one of Joe's least favorite Coen Brothers movies. He prefers Reservoir Dogs.
* Pat likes a porn with a story, a little back and forth before the in and out.
* What do you think of Julianne Moore as an actress? She was in Still Alice, Pat's not a fan of Alzheimer's movies as it's his biggest fear. "Your glasses are on your forehead, Alice!"
* Joe's bad posture prevented him from wearing turtlenecks, while Pat would wear one under a sweater.
* Joe feels completely drunk after half this whiskey and a hard workweek.
* The boys know the sons of Joe Perry.
* Mummies aren't scary, Joe wrote a monologue for Pete Holmes about them and zombies. Pat doesn't laugh.
* Pat just had Gil from Frasier on his show. "Who the hell is Gil?" asks Joe. He stayed in Gil character, playing a snooty butler. Joe talks up the show for Pat.
* "Thanks a lot Kelsey Grammar" is what Pat says when someone corrects his grammar. No one laughs at that or when he's at a bar and orders "a little ditty about Jack and Di-et". They had a few dad bits about drink ordering.
* The Nicholson/Slater and Action Bronson/Ghostface Killah similarities.
* Pat wants to know if the scene is framed to look like a blowjob, Joe calls him a disgusting pig.
* Pat once had a date with a lady who said the movie she always has to watch and finish whenever it's on was The Mummy.
* Pat recommends Goodnight Mommy.
* Scrooged could be Joe's favorite Christmas movie, Pat loves It's a Wonderful Life and Home Alone. They both love Love Actually.
* William Hickey was in his 60's when he died?!? He was so funny in Christmas Vacation.
* "What do Andie McDowell and my uncle Gary have in common? They both ruined four weddings and a funeral." Joe doesn't laugh. But Karen Kilgariff liked it.
* Thoughts on Tim Burton's filmography. Joe doesn't think Edward Scissorhands is good and Pat thinks Batman Returns is an A+. There's some arguments over Batman and superhero movies.
* Joe has screamed at Pat in a restaurant about Aliens and Terminator 2 being bad movies.
* They also disagree about My Blue Heaven. This might be the final episode. Joe calls it the Anchorman of its day, Pat threatens to slap the drink out of his hand.
* Lots of Rae Dawn Chong riffs.
* Seinfeld may've influenced them to break up with women for superficial reasons.
* Pat saw the Foo Fighters, with guests Jack Black on Rush's Tom Sawyer and Stevie Nicks & Haim on Stop Dragging My Heart Around and Gold Dust Woman.
* Heard about the douchebag hedge fund guy that bought the rights to the AIDS pill and jacked up the price?
* Pat's going to the wedding of Sean Clements, host of The Hollywood Handbook podcast.
* Pat observes Joe has Walter Sobchak qualities in his argumentative nature. Pat read a great article about how The Big Lebowski is about the needless talking that people do. He also had a film professor that saw a gay subtext in everything.
* Pat's discussion of interracial romance with his dad after watching The Pelican Brief. They mention Wilford Brimley's scene in The Firm saying, "oral and such" and how hilarious he was in In & Out.
* 80's and 90's had bad scores, especially the one in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. He sold the soundtrack for $500.
* The Lawrence brothers, have they had filler?
* Pat is at his funniest when he's up early with a drink, so come to the Mile High Horror Film Festival!