Suction Cup Man 3: One Hell of a Climb

***Suction Cup Man 3: One Hell of a Climb***, also simply known as ***Suction Cup Man 3***, is the third episode of the *Suction Cup Man* video series. It was released on December 15, 2018, and follows Suction Cup Man as he dies in a highway accident and lands in Hell, where he starts to annoy Satan himself.

## Plot

The episode begins with Suction Cup Man climbing the tower from the first episode again, as he sings a song about what he's doing (in the style of 'I've Been Working on the Railroad'). He is interrupted when Business Guy opens the window and stops him. After greeting him, SCM is told by BG that this is the last time he'll ever climb the tower, before pulling out a water gun. SCM jokingly thinks he filled it with pee, then after he thinks he *did*, BG reveals that the gun is filled with an Anti-Suction Cup Window Cleaner he made so he can stop SCM from climbing the tower all the time. SCM calls it lame that BG's company makes cleaning products, and BG responds by trying to squirt the windows he is on with the gun. After missing, he goes closer to SCM, and squirts him off the window. SCM activates his parachute, and declares that he'll be back, when BG declares that he'll be ready for when that happens. BG then notices that SCM is drifting towards the highway and tries to warn him, but he doesn't listen, and is killed when some cars collide into him and blow up, prompting BG to close the windows as he looks on in shock.

SCM is then seen falling out of a portal onto a rocky ledge. He is then approached by the king of Hell: Satan. He tells SCM that he is about to suffer endless torture as punishment for his many misdeeds, but when SCM uses 'God talk', he asks him to stop, bringing SCM back to his usual self. When Satan tries to get SCM to face his punishment, the climber is distracted by the portal he fell through. Satan explains that it's a portal that which the sinful arrive, and that SCM fell through it when he died. A random man falls through the portal, and Satan sends him away so he can focus on SCM, who wonders if anyone can go back through it. Satan tries to dissuade him from doing so, but when he tries to threaten him again, SCM gets bored and tries to climb up to the portal with his suction cups, which were brought down with him. Satan and SCM get into an argument over what the latter is doing, but when he says that the former looks like a giant ketchup bottle, he is sent over the edge and demands that he bow down to him or face the consequences. To that, SCM says 'Fuck you!'. After the two take turns swearing at each other, Satan gives up and decides to call it even between them. SCM happily declares that he's as evil as Satan, and asks if they can team up, to which he refuses. SCM then tells Satan that he wrote him a friendship song, but when he tries to play it on his guitar, the Prince of Darkness destroys it with a fireball. SCM pulls a second guitar out of his backpack, and starts to sing a song telling Satan to eat a dick, while climbing up to the portal as Satan tries and fails to shoot him off the wall. After SCM jumps back through the portal, Satan gives up and leaves.

Back in the land of the living, Business Guy is seen on the highway where SCM died, telling the two police officers from the first episode what happened, when SCM springs back to life, much to BG's exasperation. SCM tells the cops to arrest BG for attempted murder, but the mustached cop tells him that they won't, since they know who he is. After being asked if they can meet again next week, BG tells SCM to go to Hell, to which SCM responds that he's way ahead of him. BG gets the last laugh though, as he squirts SCM with the cleaner-filled water gun.

### Merch Announcement

SCM is seen at the end of the video, announcing that after 6 years, Piemations is releasing their first line of merchandise, which features a lot of him! He lists off some merchandise, including a shirt that makes it look like he's in the wearer's pocket, a phone case that has him on the back, a poster of him climbing across a window, and brand recognition. After ending the announcement, BG enters the office and asks how he got in, to which he sarcastically says he went through the door, before revealing his suction cups. BG tells him to get out, so SCM climbs out the window, and after BG closes the window, the former tells the latter to open it again so he can say one more thing: "Bitch!". BG closes the window, and leaves, while SCM ends the video.

## Trivia

* *Suction Cup Man 3* is the first in the series to do the following achievements:
	+ This is the first video to use the new version of the theme song from the first episode.
	+ This is the first video to have a merch announcement.
	+ This is the first episode to use the current animation style.