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James and the Wankers

***James and the Wankers***, retitled ***James Learns how to put on a condumn*** in American releases, is the eighth episode of the first series. It is based on the stories James and the Top Hat and James and the Bootlace from The Railway Series book, James the Red Engine.

## Story

James is settling into his new life nicely. The Fat Controller tells him that he can take coaches or trucks easily; but must learn from his mistakes. Remembering a nasty accident with trucks on his first day, James knows exactly what he means by that.

James' first job of the day is to double-head a train of coaches with Edward, who warns him not to bump the coaches. People have arrived on the platform to admire James, who gets overexcited and lets off steam without warning, causing a shower of water to fall on the Fat Controller's brand new top hat. It is time for the train to leave and James tries to get out as fast as he can, which bothers Edward and the coaches. This causes trouble at the first station stop when James causes two of the coaches to run beyond the platform forcing the train to reverse to let off passengers. However, it seems that no one knows what happened with the Fat Controller, much to James' relief.

Next James and Edward stop at the station on Thomas' new branch line where the tank engine greets them before leaving, the train later passes the field where James' had his accident. Finally, the journey ends and after unloading the passengers, the two engines start home, with James still wondering what the Fat Controller will have to say about his top hat. The next morning, the Fat Controller visits James in the shed and threatens to threatens to have him painted blue if he cannot behave. James hates the idea of losing his red coat.

However, rather than calming down, he gets very angry and takes it out on the coaches while bringing them to the station. He grumbles about having to fetch them on his own, unlike Gordon. He then calls them dirty whores, and hits them hard. To make matters worse, none of the passengers dare go near James. James pulls the coaches very roughly and runs too fast for comfort.

Eventually, the coaches force him to stop, the driver determines that James' rough treatment has caused a leak in a coach's brake pipe. The crew inspects the damage and recommend patching the leak with newspaper and a leather bootlace. Since none of the crew have a bootlace, the guard proceeds to ask each of the passengers and at last finds a man with a leather bootlace, who refuses to give it up.

The other passengers are very cross, both at the railway and at the man for stranding them. Under pressure, the man relents and hands over the bootlace. The damage is temporarily repaired, and James, knowing that he will be in trouble with the Fat Controller, makes sure to never bump coaches again as he carefully proceeds on his way.
Thomas and Gordon

***Thomas and Gordon***, retitled ***Thomas Gets Tricked*** in American releases, is the first episode of the first series and the first episode of *Thomas & Friends* altogether. It is based on the story of the same name from The Railway Series book, Thomas the Tank Engine.

## Story

Thomas is a big blue tank engine who works at a big station on Sodor. He has 6 small wheels, a short stumpy funnel, a short stumpy boiler, a short stumpy dome, and 2 whistles lady hatt uses as dildos because Sir Topham Hatt's penis is way to small. His fucking job is to fetch coaches for the other engines and then take them away when the engines are done pulling them. Thomas thinks he works the hardest and is often very cheeky to the bigger engines, especially Gordon, the biggest and proudest engine, who pulls the express. Thomas likes to startle him by whistling loudly.

One day, Fucking Gordon returns from a long ass journey and wants a rest, so he finds a siding to sleep in. Then Thomas sneaks up and gives a cheeky whistle, telling Gordon to wake up and work harder, and runs off, laughing. This is the final straw for Gordon, and instead of falling back asleep, he decides to teach Thomas a lesson by showing him what hard work really is.

The next long ass morning, Thomas' crew is unable to make him start. Thomas is to busy jerking his penis off. Gordon and the passengers impatiently wait at Knapford station for Thomas to bring the coaches. Finally Thomas starts; he hurries to get the express coaches and brings them to the station platform behind Gordon. Gordon then enacts his plan, he quickly backs down, couples to his train and hurries his passengers to get in.

Thomas usually pushes from behind the fucking long ass coaches (almost as big as my penis) to help them get a good start, but is always uncoupled first. This time, however, Thomas' crew don't have time to uncouple him and Gordon quickly starts off, with fucking Thomas the big blue as hell tank engine being fucking pulled along. Gordon races through the Sudrian countryside to show Thomas how hard it is to pull the express. Thomas has never gone so fast before, and it is not long before he is quite out of breath and his wheels ache, but he is fucking forced to go on.

After a while, the express finally comes to a stop at Wellsworth station. Thomas is very tired and feels very silly. He is uncoupled from the train, gets turned around on the turntable and moves into a siding where he has a long drink from the water tower. He then wearily puffs home, having learned not to act so cheeky toward Gordon ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever again.
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Toledo, Ohio

**Toledo** (/təˈliːdoʊ/) is a city in and the county seat of Lucas County, Ohio, United States. A major Midwestern United States port city, Toledo is the fourth-most-populous city in the U.S. state of Ohio, after Columbus, Cleveland, and Cincinnati, and according to the 2010 census, the 71st-largest city in the United States. With a population of 274,975, it is the principal city of the Toledo metropolitan area. It also serves as a major trade center for the Midwest; its port is the fifth busiest in the Great Lakes and 54th biggest in the United States. The city was founded in 1833 on the west bank of the Maumee River, and originally incorporated as part of Monroe County, Michigan Territory. It was re-founded in 1837, after the conclusion of the Toledo War, when it was incorporated in Ohio.

After the 1845 completion of the Miami and Erie Canal, Toledo grew quickly; it also benefited from its position on the railway line between New York City and Chicago. The first of many glass manufacturers arrived in the 1880s, eventually earning Toledo its nickname: "The Glass City." It has since become a city with a distinctive and growing art community, auto assembly businesses, education, thriving healthcare, and well-supported local sports teams. Downtown Toledo has been subject to major revitalization efforts, allowing a bustling entertainment district.
Percy takes the Plunger

***Percy Takes the Plunger*** is the eleventh episode of the second series. It is based on the story of the same name from The Railway Series book, The Eight Famous Engines.

## Story

At Brendam, a tired Henry is looking to rest. However, he is annoyed to find Percy telling Bill and Ben about the time he braved bad weather to help Thomas' passengers shit on a toilet again. Percy claims that "Water's nothing to an engine with determination," while the twins shower him with praise. Henry arrives and angrily sends them away, claiming that the shed is only for engines belonging to the Fat Controller. Henry also thinks Percy is silly for his remark about water. Percy runs off, singing about the time that Henry refused to leave a tunnel in case the rain spoilt his paint.

Percy finds Thomas looking at a "Danger" sign on the quay. Thomas tells Percy that they must not go past the sign, recalling when he disobeyed one and fell down a mine. What Percy does not realise is that the foundations of the quay have sunk, causing the tracks to slope downward into the sea. As a result Percy - who is now feeling very cheeky like seriously - remarks that the sign is just nonsense and makes a plan to pass it.

One day, Percy is taking a line of trucks to the harbour. He secretly asks them to give him a bump once they get to the quay. The trucks happily agree, having never been asked to bump an engine before. Percy thinks that he can stop the trucks whenever he likes, but every wise engine knows that trucks are never to be trusted.

At the quay, the trucks seize the opportunity and bump Percy hard enough to knock his crew off the footplate. Percy is frantic and urges the trucks to stop, but they ignore him and cause him to slide downward into the sea. Percy shits himself as this happens.

From a nearby boat, the Fat Controller scolds Percy for his insolence. Percy begs to get out, but the Fat Controller sternly refuses as that they cannot do that until high tide and hopes that this will teach Percy to obey orders. When night falls, floating cranes are brought in to pull Percy from the sea as he has become too cold, filthy and unable to move.

The next morning, Percy is taken to the works to be cleaned and mended on Henry's goods train. Henry finds the incident very amusing, telling Percy he needs more determination and suggesting that he will like it better next time. Percy - however - is determined to make sure that there will not be a next time.
Jackson Buren

Jackson Henry Buren (November 16, 1959 - May 1, 2002) was a singer who is known for jumping off the Burj Khalifa at the age of 42.

## Life

Jackson Henry Buren was born on November 16, 1959 in Hayes, California to Joseph Buren and Mary Cleveland. He joined his school choir at the age of 8 and performed surprisingly well. When he was a teenager, he joined his local town singing choir where he sang as the priest.

## Death

After a trip to Dubai, Jackson jumped off the Burj Khalifa and landed at a balcony on the 8th floor. He died shortly after.
Diesel does it again

***Diesel Does it Again*** is the eighth episode of the third series. It is based on the magazine stories, Trouble in the Harbour Yard and Bumps.

## Story

Duck and Big Ass Percy enjoy their work at the harbour yards pulling trucks to and from the quay, but the harbour is becoming busier than usual and the engines feel exhausted. The Fat Controller understands this and promises that another engine will come and help out. Percy and Duck are very glad to fucking hear this, but their relief turns to shock when the engine sent to help turns out to be fucking Diesel.

The two engines ask him what he is doing at the Docks, to which Diesel tells them that he is to shunt some dreadfully tiresome trucks and to make himself clear, he bumps some trucks hard. They scream, "FUCKIN' OW!" Very loudly.

Percy and Duck do not trust Diesel and refuse to work with him, not leaving the harbour shed. The Fat Controller is in his office enjoying his tea and iced bun when he gets a call on the telephone from the harbour master saying that there is trouble at the harbour yard. Diesel is working alone and as a result, the work starts to pile up as the cargo and passengers are delayed on the quay. People soon start complaining about the railway.

The Fat Controller arrives and demands an explanation from Percy and Duck and they explain that they will not work with Diesel. The Fat Controller tells the two that he has to give Diesel a second chance as he was the only engine available and is trying to help Percy and Duck out by bringing him to the harbour, demanding that the two go back to work. The Fat Controller however is unaware that Diesel is up to his tricks again. With no choice, Percy and Duck do as they are told.

Next morning, Diesel's fucking driver did not properly put his shitty brakes on the terrible night before and he fucking bumps straight into Percy without apologising like a decent amphorpormorphic train. Later, Diesel bumps some trucks so hard that the loads spill. Percy and Duck are worried as to what the Fat Controller will say, but they do not tell him after Diesel calls them "pussy-shits" if they do.

The following day, Diesel - thinking he can get away with anything - becomes increasingly rude while he shunts some China Clay Trucks. He ploughs the trucks through a set of unsecured buffers, sinking them into the sea. That dumb ass evening, the trucks are fucking lifted out, but the fucking smelly ass clay is lost, and the Fat Controller is furious with Diesel upon hearing the news. He tells Diesel that he will be expelled for good, before he tells fucking Duck and fucking ugly ass Percy that they will have to handle all the work by themselves again. Knowing that extra work is preferable to working with Diesel, Percy and Duck gladly start their jobs as Diesel slinks away in disgrace.
Edward, Gordon, Henry and Chucky Cheese

***Edward, Gordon Henry and Chucky Cheese***, retitled ***Henry to the big ol' Rescue*** in American releases, is the fourth episode of the first series. It is based on the story of the same name from The Railway Series book, The Three Railway Engines.

## Story

Gordon fucking pulls the Express and is proud to be the only fucking engine strong enough to do it. One day, he heads down the line with the Fat Controller onboard the train, when he sees the tunnel that Henry has been left bricked up in and abandoned for refusing to come out. Henry feels sorry for himself and wonders if he will ever be forgiven and let out.

Gordon plans to whistle rudely at Henry, only to burst his safety valve and he is forced to stop just in front of the tunnel. Upon being told by his driver what has happened and that he can no longer pull his train, Gordon is most embarrassed, especially since Henry has seen his mishap and is laughing at him.

The passengers come out to see Gordon, including the Fat Controller, who promptly orders for another big, sexy as shit engine to come to take the Express, while Gordon is uncoupled and moved onto a siding. Edward is the only engine left in the yard and offers to take the train, but when he tries to push the coaches he finds that he is simply not strong enough. Gordon suggests that Henry should be allowed to try and the Fat Controller agrees, as does Henry upon being asked.

Soon workmen break down the wall and replace the rails, then Henry comes out of the tunnel. His dry ass paint is very dirty and covered with cobwebs, and feels stiff, but after having a quick run to loosen his joints, he feels a lot better and then he is coupled to the coaches. With Henry pulling and Edward pushing, the two engines manage to move the long train.

The Fat Controller leans out the window to wave to them, but the train ends up moving very fast and causes his hat to blow off and land in a field where it is eaten by a goat. The two keep running until they reach the last station where the passengers cheer, and on the way home, they help fucking heavy ass Gordon back to the sheds.

Henry is rewarded with a new coat of paint and no longer minds the rain as he now knows that the best way to keep his paint nice is not to hide in tunnels but to ask his driver to give him a washdown after the day's work is done. YAY!
Thomas, Percy and the Dragon

***Thomas, Percy and the Dragon*** is the seventh episode of the third series. It is based on the two Andrew Brenner magazine stories, Percy's Night Out and Percy and the Dragon.

## Story

Percy is still ribbing Thomas about the time he thought Percy was a ghost. At first, Thomas pretends that he knew it was a trick the whole time. Percy jokes about him being afraid of the dark, but Thomas simply goes to sleep. The next morning, Thomas is asked by the Fat Controller to collect a special load from Brendam Harbour. Thomas asks why the Fat Controller has mustard on his fat as hell shirt, and the Fat Controller says he can give the train to someone else, and Thomas takes it back.

Meanwhile, Percy gets stuck in a siding while shunting at Lower Suddery and has to stay there for the night due to jammed points while waiting for Henry to pass. His driver and fireman go home for tea, and Percy watches the other engines heading back to Tidmouth. He gets scared when he hears a shrieking noise, not knowing it is only an owl and wishes Thomas was with him. Then Percy eats his own ass.

When Thomas is waiting for his load at the harbour, he is horrified to find it is a dragon, but his driver tells him it is made of paper and is needed for a carnival. Workmen put lights on the dragon for Thomas to travel safely, and he sets off for the carnival. Percy is sleeping until Thomas passes by with the dragon, which terrifies Percy, and he goes to his happy place, in the farm.

The next day, Percy tries to tell Gordon. Unfortunately, the big blue engine thinks Percy is joking, and calls him a bastard. This soon leads to the other engines teasing Percy about it. He begins to think he might have imagined the dragon, but later sees it again but is indignant when he sees Thomas pushing it. Thomas explains what happened and the two make up for their teasing.
Mary Malcolms Rogner

Mary Malcolms Rogner (November 17, 1926 - January 19, 2024) was a retired coder. She was *Acting* CEO of Orange Codec from March 20, 2022 until April 8 of the same year. Her ELIZA account is asmalltea. She was a stepdaughter of Jimmy Carter and a grandmother of Katie Rogner. She appeared on one of the block screens in the BlockSite chrome extension.

## Birth and early life

Mary Malcolms was born on November 17, 1926 to Paul Malcolms and Rosalynn Carter, who was an underdeveloped sperm at the time. Mary, being born before her mother, considered her as her little sister. Mary attended Saint Paul Middle School from 1937 until 1940. She met Joseph Rogner at a doof in 1939. Their first child, Josiah was born in 1940. She reported seeing a shadow, considered to be the first glimpse of the OPERATOR in 1942.

## Adulthood

She co-founded the Turing Test in 1952. After a brutal divorce with her husband in 1958, she married Turkish magnate Osman Seljević in 1959. They had 4 daughters and 1 son, Osman II Seljević. After Osman died in a car crash in 1968, she came out as an Apache Helicopter and married long-time therapist and friend Mary Hepburn in 1970. They had 3 children:

Henry James Hepburn (October 26, 1972 - May 25, 2015) had 3 daughters, 1 son.

Theodore Joseph Hepburn (February 7, 1988 -) has 1 son, 1 daughter.

Josie Mary Hepburn (February 21, 2001 -) has 1 daughter.

In 2003, she published a book called *I Am Jesus*. In a public speech in 2005, she described her feelings on the second inauguration of George W. Bush and another one on Orange Codec. Mary Hepburn died in 2007. Mary's final child, a boy named Jelly, was born in 2009. After the death of her granddaughter Katie (see Break-in to Katie Rogner's house), she became the acting CEO of Orange Codec until its inevitable death on April 8.

## Death

On February 19, 2024, Mary died in her Detroit, Michigan home. Her cause of death is unknown.[1]

*I Am Jesus* (2003) Hepburn, Mary
2. ↑ Mary Malcolms'Public Speech Transcript (2005)
Break-in to Katie Rogner's house

Katie Rogner fell asleep in her house at 12:57 PM. Her son, James Rogner was playing with a toy car in the morning. In the afternoon of 20 March 2022, an event on Trollbox occured about breaking in to Katie Rogner's house. One of the users called memes went to Michigan where Katie Rogner lives. memes broke into Katie Rogner's house at the same afternoon.

After memes officially broke in to Katie Rogner's house, he was getting ready for throwing a kennedy on Katie Rogner.

After an autopsy on April 1, her cause of death was determined as "Complications from strong hit"

Soon after the break-in happened, Katie Rogner, aged 32-33, was found dead after the attack. To pay tribute to her "work", a sad piano version of the Orange Codec theme used in the commercials will be played at the funeral in Michigan.

Even though a lot of people hated her, it still seems pretty odd that she has a sad and respectable funeral.

## What happens to Orange Codec?

Orange Codec will no longer be in development. This is actually how Orange Codec/Katie Rogner/Hrasty Inc./Suckathon 3000 Xtreme ends. A "sad" but painful death.

R.I.P.

Orange Codec

2003-2022

The funeral will start in April 8th, 2022 on the 1-year anniversary of SomeOrdinaryGamers (Mutahar Anas) uploading the video introducing Orange Codec to a worldwide audience, causing it to become an internet sensation in just a few hours, this is what ultimately lead to the subreddit raid, where degenerates on that subreddit posted NSFW images (which was against the subreddit rules), so the creator of that subreddit banned/removed all NSFW images on the same day as the raid happened, this has caused the investigation to go on a little break, until eventually it was safe to continue the investigation a month or two months later.

## The Full Funeral

The funeral has finished, and you can read the full transcript here, it is considered to be the true finale of Orange Codec, and how there's not going to be anything related to Orange Codec for what seems like forever, the leaks have been cancelled, so you will never be able to see the promotional posters from June 2003 to February 2010, because Orange Codec is now officially over.

As I was saying, here is the epic and sad finale of Orange Codec altogether, and the full funeral transcript.

Katie Rogner Funeral (Full Transcript)
Stephanie Butterscotch

Stephanie Martha Butterscotch (November 13, 1996 - June 3, 2009) was a teenage girl and Girl Scout who was abducted by Joseph Smothers and then killed. Her case is solved, yet every month 500 detectives come to investigate more clues about the case.

## Background

Stephanie Martha Henry was born to Shackleton Henry and Gertrude Henry. In 1999, she was diagnosed with leukemia and resided at Saint George's Children's Hospital, where she was homeschooled. By family and friends, she was described as "overly excited and slightly immature". In 2005, she went into remission and joined a younger group of Girl Scouts called the Blueberries. She joined the official Girl Scouts in January of 2009.

Joseph Smothers was born to Joseph Sr. and Mary Smothers on June 2, 1995. Though young, since he was in 3rd grade he had developed fantasies about killing his playmates and taking over the world. In 2004, he murdered his 4-year-old brother and left home. After he was proven guilty of killing Stephanie, he was sentenced to life in prison. He hanged himself in 2016 while in prison.

## Murder

On June 3, 2009, Stephanie was anticipating an upcoming field trip. At the time, she was at a summer camp in Londonderry. At around 7 PM, she met Smothers at an ice cream shop. Smothers lured her into his "base", where Stephanie was shot in the heart 7 times, cut in pieces, and cooked to death.
What am I doing with my life?

This article is a joke and is not meant to be taken seriously.

Seriously, I have one question for you guys: What am I doing with my life? I am asking this really self-awarely, because I am a grown man and I still watch BFB. (it is okay to watch bfb as an adult, that was a joke) That's literally for my SON's age. I am married but I still act like I'm a little kid. Really need to get my life back on track, it can't be a polargeist anymore. I have dried out at base after base and I can't let go. I am a Jumper. I may hop into a Time Machine, but the Cycles will do XSteps around me. I can't Clutterfunk around anymore. The Theory of Everything is broken. All I do is watch Electroman Adventures in my house and react to Clubsteps. Such a Hexagon Force carried by an Electrodynamix...
Suckathon 3000 Xtreme

This was a generic vacuum cleaner product created by the same people who created Orange Codec. There is no footage of the commercial that has ever surfaced. But it is estimated that over 3,560 people actually bought this product.

# UPDATE

As of March 23rd, 2021, the official Suckathon 3000 Xtreme commercial has been found after being lost for 17 years.
The Trouble with Shit

***The Trouble with Shit***, also known as ***Trouble with Brown Smelly Dodo***, is the tenth episode of the third series. It was loosely based on the story Leaves from The Railway Series book, Gordon the Big Engine.

## Story

One morning, Thomas is being cleaned when Gordon arrives covered in shit. Thomas tells Gordon to have a wash down, but Gordon does not care and leaves. A strong wind is blowing and Gordon's driver tells him to slow down, but that only makes Gordon more cross at being dirty and late. In the goods yard of the next station, Gordon sees a sign saying "All trains must wash down daily."

James is just finishing with his wash down and Gordon's driver tells him it is his turn now, but Gordon angrily lets off steam and mud flies all over his driver, the workmen and even ugly as hell James. Gordon's driver scolds him and now he has to wait until James gets another wash, but Gordon does not and leaves to pull the express. The Fat Controller is waiting for Gordon at the big station and was shocked to see the big engine looking very muddy. He tells Gordon that Henry will have to pull the train instead and ordered him to get cleaned up at once.

After Gordon finally receives a wash down, he pulls and shunts trucks for the rest of the day, much to his anger. As James prepares to take the express, Gordon warns him about the hills being slippery and says that he may need help, but James denies this and leaves. 3 Years Earlier, a storm swept across Gordon's Hill, blowing leaves onto the tracks. Though the storm is over, the hill is still slippery.

When Fucking James comes to the hill, he picks up speed as he tries to pull the train over the hill by himself like before. But halfway up, despite his best efforts, his wheels begin slipping on the leaves and he rolls back down the hill. Fucking Gordon sees everything and after fucking teasing James for not fucking listening to his advice, he decides to help him up the hill. Then, thanks to Gordon's pushing from behind, James makes it to the top.

That night, Thomas asks the Fat Controller if Gordon can pull coaches again. The Fat ass says that Gordon may, as long as he understands the importance of having a good wash down. As the other engines settle to sleep, Gordon states that "Dirty or clean, I'm a famous machine," even though there is no one else left awake or around to hear him.
The Runaway

***The Runaway*** is the tenth episode of the second series. It is based on the story of the same name from The Railway Series book, More About Thomas the Tank Engine.

## Story

One day, Thomas wakes up feeling ill; the workmen are unable to make him feel better, so the Fat Controller has Edward bring Thomas to the works for a while and asks Duck to take over Thomas' duties on the branch line. Duck is delighted to be given such a responsibility.

Duck is already friends with Percy, and quickly befriends Toby, Bertie, The Passengers, and Terence. The friendly tractor tells Duck to take extra special care with Annie and Clarabel. Duck is very gentle with them, and both coaches are left very impressed with the Great Western engine and remark on what a pleasure it is to go out with him. When Thomas returns from the works, the two coaches tell him how well Duck had managed on the line. Thomas does not feel jealous as he is just happy to be back home.

Although he does feel better, Thomas is not in complete working order. The repairs have left his handbrake very stiff, meaning it can feel like his brakes are hard-on when they are not. It is because of this that Thomas begins to overrun the station platform, which causes him a great deal of embarrassment. Eventually, Thomas' crew learn to compensate for the handbrake and they stop in just the right place.

Thomas' fireman gets herpess one day, so a relief man takes his place. After Thomas arrives at the junction, the new fireman couples him to Annie and Clarabel, then joins the driver and stationmaster on the platform while they wait for Henry to deliver his passengers. However, the relief fireman has forgotten about the stiff handbrake. When Henry starts to approach with the passengers, Thomas' wheels start to move as brakes are not completely on and he cannot stop or whistle a warning without his crew. Before anyone realises what has happened, Thomas has left everyone stranded on the platform and runs off without anyone in his cab.

Annie and Clarabel scream for Thomas to stop, but he has plenty of steam and keeps going. They keep yelling, and in retaliation, Thomas farts in there faces and forces them to eat it. Soon, an alarm goes out about the runaway train. An engine inspector makes a plan, boards Harold the helicopter and flies to a station where Thomas is due to pass by.

When Thomas reaches the station, he is very tired and is moving far slower than normal. The inspector then makes it to the platform and when Thomas passes, the inspector scrambles aboard the cab and puts Thomas' brakes on. Having finally brought the tank engine to a stop, both Thomas and the inspector are very relieved and thank Harold who tells them that it was no problem.

The inspector tells Thomas that they must make sure this never happens again; feeling exhausted, Thomas cannot fucking agree more.
Edward Johnson

Edward Johnson (born January 18th, 1982, died on November 1st, 2021) was the creator of the new Orange Codec (which was better than Katie Rogner's version of Orange Codec). It was released in August 2021. But on October 20th, 2021, Edward Johnson had a stalker. It was the OPERATOR. His body was also transformed into a talking female book (dictionary) and started to remember a place called Goiky (a bfdi reference). Finally on November 1st, 2021, Edward Johnson died when he heard someone knocking on the door. When he opened the door, it was the OPERATOR. This was premiered live on the Orange Mr. Bump YouTube channel (previously known as "Willie2024", "Bonzi Buddy" and "TribalWear")

Watch the live death countdown here that was broadcasted live on the Orange Mr. Bump YT channel; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m56RY7hes30

Edward Johnson had access to his Reddit account, "EdwardJohnson\_CEO", but he lost access to it when the OPERATOR killed Edward Johnson. It was taken over by the OPERATOR and some of the other legion members also has the access to Edward Johnson's Reddit account. Now when you access the account right now, it doesn't seem like the OPERATOR is taking over his account this time, but one of his legion members is taking over his account and seems to be really obsessed with the character known as Mr. Bump (from Mr. Men). It was later terminated. However, you can still see some of the archived posts and comments at Socialgrep: https://socialgrep.com/search?query=%2Fr%2Fu\_edwardjohnson\_ceo
Nastasia

Nastasia is Count Bleck's faithful assistant, and the q**uaternary** antagonist in Super Paper Mario. She seeks to help the count in his quest to bring about the prophesy of the Dark Prognosticus and bring about the end of all worlds using the Chaos Heart.

## Powers and Stats

**Tier:** 2**-A**

**Name:** Nastasia

**Origin:** Super Paper Mario

**Gender:** Female

**Age:** Unknown

**Classification:** Bat (formerly), Unknown

**Powers and Abilities:**  Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Teleportation, Telekinesis, Flight, Mind Manipulation, Breaking The Fourth Wall (Reads the Mario-kun manga while being inside it), Transformation (Possibly transformed from a bat to a humanoid), Laser Manipulation, Cloth Manipulation/Creation (The victims of her hypnosis are automatically gifted with new outfits and sunglasses), Flipping between dimensions, Enhanced Senses, Clairvoyance, Cosmic Awareness (Able to detect interdimensional activity), Dimensional Travel (Can travel to other worlds)

**Attack Potency:** **Multi-Versal level** (Incapacitated Princess Peach and overpowered the entire Koopa Army, placing them under her control)

**Speed:** **Massively FTL+** (Intercepted a projectile attack from Dimentio so that it would hit her instead. Teleported out of the way of an explosion caused by the Chaos Heart a second before her surroundings faded to white)

**Lifting Strength: Unknown**

**Striking Strength:** Multiversal

**Durability:** **Multi-Versal level** (Survived an attack from Dimentio that would have killed Count Bleck)

**Stamina:** High

**Range:** Standard Melee Range, much farther with Mind Manipulation.

**Standard Equipment:** Glasses.

**Intelligence:** Genius (Mentally overpowered the likes of Peach and the Koopa Army. Organizes the forces of Count Bleck and keeps his plans in line)

**Weaknesses:** Her hypnosis can be fought against by those with high resistance to it.
Artemis Fjordhallen

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**Born:** Sometime before 2500 KH Artemis comes from a time in the past, pre-Spellplague. He began life working as an assistant to a wizard called Batanthrus Hillbotomew Pelvinard III, the third in a family of great mages. Batanthrus was, at the time, jealous of Yah’la Dumiran, inventor of the Centennial, someone he deemed as unworthy of such a feat, given his lack of family background. He decided to undertake an even greater experiment, desiring to create a device that allowed for not only inter-continental travel, but *inter-planar* travel. To this end, he hired hundreds of assistants, to help with manual labor. Artemis, at the time an unnamed young lizardfolk, was hired for this purpose.

He and Batanthrus’ daughter, Andromeda, fell in love, and pursued a relationship in secret. Andromeda gave Artemis his first and last names, which he would treasure forever. One day, as the project seemed to be nearing a conclusion, Artemis was caught by Batanthrus. Furious, he was placed in shackles, and left to rot in prison. He would likely have remained there and been killed sooner or later, had it not been for a strange group of adventurers who happened by. They freed him from his cell, and confronted Batanthrus just as he seemed to be completing his experiment.

A battle broke out, with Batanthrus being defeated, but the machine going berserk. Roggvir, one of the adventurers, threw himself into the machine, causing it to stop, before exploding in a burst of white light. Batanthrus was killed, but what happened to Artemis and Andromeda is unknown.
Claudio Castrus

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Claudio Castrus is the current Supreme Commander of Castle Pithica. The fact that he stands nearly seven feet tall as a bugbear, wearing a flowing green cape, gives him a rather commanding aura. He delights in murdering Seelies and the Mulan, taking pride in his obsession with violence. He wields a large mace, that glows red when he swings it.

Given the recent reveal by Methis, a traveler, that there are three children of Oberon in the city, his current objective is clear. He wants nothing more than to slaughter them, or capture them for further experimentation.
Aglarond

A large island off the Southern coast of the Feywilds, Aglarond once served as an academic retreat for aspiring magicians to conduct their studies, gradually developing into a region rich with various educational institutions and cities that were at the cutting edge of new research, producing highly valuable goods and services. In 2624 KH, however, a terrible famine struck the land, and most that inhabited it either fled or were slaughtered quickly, by Kalarel Helder. The Elven Council, weak as it was, struggling to remain in power, dispatched a group of powerful magic users to go after Kalarel and stop him. They failed in their endeavours, finding that Kalarel had turned into a Lich. Kalarel might have reached the mainland and seized control of the entire continent, were it not for the efforts of the Moon Elves, who had yet to seal themselves off.

They erected a powerful magical barrier around Aglarond, effectively trapping Kalarel within it. In addition, they also seized both of Kalarel's eyes, that served as a source for much of his power. Without them, although still formidable, Kalarel is but a shadow of his former self. Both of these Eyes of Kalarel are now considered powerful magical artifacts. acting as a method of communicating with him, as well as a potent magical focus to be used in experiments. Both Eyes are now in the possession of Celestine Brown.
The Mulan

The Mulan are a fairly old race, an offshoot of the LeShay, but differing from Elves in a few notable ways. Firstly, their affinity for Transmutation and Conjuration means that they have a slight edge when it comes to technological development, putting them on par with Dwarves. They were, however, largely in the minority for most of history. This is due to the fact that during the thousand-year long rule of the Elven Council, Elven Royalty had selectively bred to the point that their magical prowess was far superior to anyone else in the continent. The Mulan were thus relegated to working menial jobs in farms and factories, particularly despised by the other Elves for their unsightly yellow skin.

All of this changed in 2500 KH, when the Spellplague devastated the land, rendering the Council powerless. Chaos immediately ensued, as various factions struggled for power. The Mulan, who had long been waiting for an opportunity such as this, seized Winyaeltal for themselves, and from there began building their Empire. They instituted the Council of Winyaeltal, and began an alliance with the Noble Eladrin. Out of this alliance, The Rhindvir was born, a military force dedicated to maintaining Mulan-Eladrin control over the Eastern half of the continent.

The Mulan see the other factions as ultimately misguided, as inefficient, too burdened by centuries-long grudges and curses to truly progress, and so see themselves as the rightful rulers of the Feywilds. Despite their ambitions however, their efforts to establish territories in the West failed, until 2900 KH. In said year, a team of highly intelligent researchers led by Karith Udvog made a breakthrough in their studies of the storm surrounding the continent. He discovered how the storm, named the Karithean Gale Winds after him, could be manipulated to travel to the other side of the continent. Coupled with advances in airship technology, this allowed the Mulan to capture the island of Thysys in the West, giving them the opportunity to expedite their trade and spy on their enemies.

Despite this, there was a veritable stalemate between the Mulan and the others for more than a hundred years, since, even harnessing the Gale Winds, travelling to the West was still fairly difficult. Things began to change in the Mulan's favor in 3120 KH, when the Fomorians, who had slowly been retaking large portions of the Feydark, approached the Mulan in pursuit of an alliance. Although the Eladrin were reluctant to do so, the Mulan agreed. Soon after, in 3122 KH, Jhyr defected to the Mulan. Whether the Fomorian alliance is what catalyzed this is debatable but one thing was clear: the Mulan were here to stay and left unchecked, they *will* conquer the Feywilds.

As of now, the war seems to be going their way, with the combined might of Jhyr, Winyaeltal, Celetia, and Thysys relentlessly laying siege to Seelie and Unseelie territory. With powerful mages such as Agnoth Harrodsson and Celestine Brown on their side, losing seems unlikely.
Barva

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**Born:** Unknown

Barva is the Drow Matron Mother of the city of Vanar. Not much is known about her personal life, or how she came to power, but her cold, calculating demeanor and commitment to eugenics are plain to see. After all, it was her that began selectively breeding Driders in order to create a force of subservient, powerful half-drow half-spider creatures. In addition, she abhors anyone who isn't heterosexual, believing them to be unworthy and indeed incapable of having children. Much like the Matrons before her, she continues to exploit those living in the Wastes, with her ultimate goal being to return to the surface and take revenge on those who drove the Drow underground in the first place. To this end, she appears to have allied with the Fomorians.

Barva has a single child, Kruv. She thinks of him as a lazy, indulgent person that shirks his duty as a Drow at every opportunity. In all but name, she disowns him. Barva rules Vanar with an iron fist, the only thorn in her side being Drizzt Do-Urden. With the recent burning of the Drider cocoons, Barva's hold over the city has likely weakened. She bears a deep, deep grudge against both Drizzt and the travelers that aided him.
The Rhindvir

One of the largest military organisations in all of the Feywilds, the Rhindvir is organised under the following structure:

* On the lowest rung of the ladder are *Arbiters*, that make up the rank and file of the army. Their primary function is to stay in formation around more important units.
* Higher up are *Tacticians*, usually wizards that occupy the center of any given formation, and use spells to keep enemies at bay.
* *Scribes* occupy a unique position in that, although part of the army, they are not required to take part in combat. They perform several tasks, such as delivering information between groups, and cataloguing items taken from enemy strongholds.
* *Rankers* take the role of commanding smaller groups of units, and have two or more Tacticians working under them, as well as one Scribe.
* Above Rankers are where more specialised positions begin appearing, with *Vanguard*s being the first. These units are always at or near the front of any given fight, and often take the brunt of the damage.
* *Battlemages* stay further back, throwing more powerful spells to both support and kill.
* *Infiltrators* work to gather information both in and out of battle, slipping into enemy bases unnoticed in the heat of battle.
* *Masterminds* find themselves both on the front lines as well as the back, switching as needed, both dealing damage and barking orders.
* Particularly accomplished specialists are granted the position of *General*, switching between the three specialised roles as required.
* *Commanders* are usually accomplished Generals that have a larger number of units working under them, and also partially take on the responsibility of administrative duties.
* All Commanders report to one of the twelve *Gira’ads.* Being in a Gira’ad is the highest possible position in the Rhindvir. Members of a Gira’ad are handpicked, usually for life.

Each of these positions is further split into five tiered classes. The lowest rank is a Class V Arbiter, with the highest being a Class I Commander.
Kryk Gugnog

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Kryk is a goblin currently living in the Wastes. He assisted a group of adventurers in their search for Drizzt Do-Urden, expressing strong dissent for Barva and the Esselda of Vanar. Owing to the pittance that workers in the Wastes are paid, he has no conception of value, and the thought of earning a few gold made him willing to go to extreme lengths.
Kraak

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Kraak is the eldest son of the now deceased Skulthar. A fairly young White Dragon in comparison to his father, Kraak always harbored slight resentment towards Skulthar for his constantly patronizing tone. This resentment came to a head when Kraak teamed up with a group of adventurers and slew Skulthar, taking half of Argynvost's hoard for himself.

He is now slowly rebuilding the Order of the Silver Dragon on Mt Edain, and serves as its current leader. Although Argynvost's desire for Skulthar to be a better White Dragon than his peers was ultimately crushed, Kraak now carries on that legacy.
Thomas and the Guard

***Thomas and the Guard***, retitled ***Thomas and the Conductor*** in American releases, is the eleventh episode of the first series. It is based on the story of the same name from The Railway Series book, Tank Engine Thomas Again.

## Story

Thomas the Tank Engine is enjoying his new life running the branch line, of which he is very proud and considers the most important part of the railway. His two coaches, Annie and Clarabel, agree with him. Thomas loves his coaches very much, even though they are old and need new paint. When taking trains, Annie only takes passengers, but Clarabel takes passengers, condumns, luggage and the guard. Thomas and his coaches often sing to each other while taking trains and journeys often proceed smoothly. Annie and Clarabel know how important pleasing the Fat Controller is to Thomas and whenever he is cross, he is not cross with them.

One day, Thomas waits impatiently at the station for Henry's train, which is late again which angers him greatly. Eventually Henry feebly arrives, complaining that his system is out of order. As far as Thomas is concerned, Henry's only problem is his own laziness. Thomas, desperate to leave, starts as soon as the guard blows the whistle, but Thomas leaves the platform before the guard is aboard. The guard waves his red flag, but it is no use as Thomas is already hurrying down the line.

Thomas fucking sings to his coaches as usual, but Clarabel does not sing as she is upset that her guard has been left behind. Annie is upset as well and tries to tell Thomas that the guard is missing, but he is in too much of a hurry to listen. The two coaches try to apply their brakes, but they cannot without the guard. Eventually, Thomas stops when he reaches a red signal and he and his crew wait for the guard to tell them what is the matter, but of course he has been left behind which only Annie and Clarabel know, they finally tell Thomas once he asks.

Soon the passengers notice the guard running down on the tracks as fast as he can. When he reaches the train, he is very hot, he has a drink to cool down and tells everyone what happened. Thomas apologises for the incident, the guard does not accepts the apology and points out that the signal has dropped, then Thomas and his coaches proceed the trip. With the guard back aboard, both Thomas and his coaches feel much better and manage to reach the end of the line in record time. Then the Guard sues the Railway, for no fucking reason.
Gurrash

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Captain of a small Unseelie platoon. Zorinn and Cacophony both served under her, until Cacophony was revealed as a spy and executed. A deep green-skinned half-orc, Gurrash is a trained soldier through and through, loyal to the Unseelie cause. She makes sure to take care of those in her platoon, and help those who help her, as evidenced by her procuring fake papers for a group of adventurers that saved her.
The Underdark

### **Overview:**

The Underdark is a vast network of caverns and tunnels that runs beneath the entirety of the Feywilds. Although attempts have been made to enter it, and map out its enormity, most expeditions fail fairly quickly owing to the numerous monstrosities that roam its depths. Strangely, almost no creatures from the Underdark seem to have made their way to the surface, although whether this is by choice or not is currently unclear. What is clear, however, is that the Fomorians are the only known species to regularly travel in and out of the Underdark.
Kruv

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The estranged son of Barva, Matron of Vanar. Kruv is in many ways, the polar opposite of Barva. Where she abides by tradition and runs things with an iron fist, Kruv is rather laid back and carefree. He spends most of his time visiting bars, getting drunk, and “accidentally” revealing embarrassing secrets about the Esselda. Under all the hedonism and apparent apathy though, Kruv deeply disagrees with his mother's views, doing whatever he can to bring down her eugenics-focused reign of terror. He was recently poisoned, and nearly died. Who poisoned him, or why, is unclear. With the reveal that his manservant Lyme was actually Drizzt Do-Urden, the vigilante who murdered Melf, Kruv stands on incredibly precarious ground with his mother.