Suction Cup Man

“Look at me go!”

The Suction Cup Man is a man that has Suction Cups.

Quotes: SCM - 1:“Fuck you, I’m climbing your tower with suction cups!” “Why not your tower!?” “I’ll smudge your windows all I want, look at me go!” “That sounds very suggestive!” “What are you gay!?” “No! Fuck you!” “Suction Cup Man!” “Dadadadada...Suction Cup Man! Look at me go!” “I can’t!” “I can’t go down dumbass, I can only go up!” “ I got a reach the top and wrap back down!” “Of course I really can’t, what are you stupid!?” “I don’t see you climbing a fuckin’ tower with suction cups!” “What are you doing!?” “Oh, this is getting real!” “You are going to kill yourself!” “For a guy in a suit you’re pretty fuckin stupid!” “No I can’t!” “I know that but fuck you anyway!” “fuck you!” “Hey I wrote you a song!” “It goes a little bit something like this!” “Fuck you!” “Fuck you, you can’t kill suction Cup Man, look at me go!” The Suck For America: “So do either of you wanna tell me why you kidnapped me?” “You cant keep me trapped here forever. I’ll suction cup my way out eventually!” “Oh yeah, Who wants to know!?” “Yeah fuck you!” “Tell me about it.” “You think I’m capable of good?” “Just last week some asswagon almost died jumping out of a window trying to fight me off his tower.” “What? Oh god no it was hilarious.” “Hmm...I’m listening but still fuck you.” “Do you honestly think that North Korea is stupid enough to attack the US?” “Oh.” “So, what’s in it for me?” “Are you sure you’re prepared to give me that kind of power?” “You can’t kill Suction Cup Man.” “Oh yeah! Let’s start World War 3!” “Climbing your missile with suction cups, Dumbass, what do you think?!” “Why not your missile?!” “I’ll delay your plans all I want! Look at me go!” “NO, FUCK YOU!” “AND FUCK YOU RIGHT BACK, YOU FUCKING DUMPLING!” “Hey, I wrote you a song!” “It goes a little something like this!” “You’re a bitch!” “🎵Oh, you’re a bitch, a bitch, a bitch, a bitch, a BIIIIIITCH!🎵” “I can’t!” “Can’t have you starting wars, dumbass!” “Probably doesn’t help that I was hired by the American Government!” “Oh that got you REAL angry, didn’t it?” “Yup, I sure pissed him off now!” “Uh Oh.” FUCK! OH SHIT! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK OH SHIT!” “🎵Oh you’re a biiiiiitch, YOU’RE A BIIIIIIIITCH, you’re a BITCH!🎵” “🎵bitch🎵! Thanks North Korea! You’ve been you’ve been horrible,FUCK OFF! “How’s it going Mr. No Bones?” “I haven’t seen you since last fall!” “Presidential pardon, bitch! You can’t do shit! Look at me go!” One Hell of a Climb: “🎵Ooh, I’ve been climbing up your tower. You can kiss my ass. I’ve been climbing up your tower. And I’m smudging up Your glass. Hey!🎵” “Ah, top of the tower to you business dummy!” “Oh my god! Is that a water gun!? My god man you’re insane!” “Let me guess, how, you filled it with piss!” “Wait, you DID fill it with piss?!” “What does your company do?” “Pfff, that’s lame!” “…dumbass!” “WOAH SHIT!” “fuck you I’ll be back!” “fuck the highway! You can’t kill suction cup man! Look at me g-“ “WHERE AM I?!” “Oh god!” “Oh lord!!!” “OH JESUS!” “Oh well excuuuuse me, beardo!,its not like i WANNA be here! “Hey, what’s that?!” “What happens if I go back through it?” “Not even if I go back through it?” “Why not?” “What the fuck is that supposed to mean?!” “Got bored,fuck you, I’m leaving!” “fuck you and fuck hell. I’m Suction Cup Man!” “Death can suck my ass, you can’t kill me!” “But I’ll get out!” “Well- well at least I don’t look like a giant ketchup bottle!” “fuck you!” “FUCK YOU.” “ Fuck you too.” “I said it first so you’re the most fucked.” “Boom! Me one, Satan zero.” “Cool, I’m as evil as Satan! Can we team up?” “Fine, then I’m leaving!” “Then we’re teaming up! Hey, I wrote us a friendship song!” “It goes a little something like this.” “Woah, Hey!” “Go eat a dick,thats right go eat a dick,Go eat a dick dick dick go eat a big ol dick go eat a dick” “And also “Look at me go!” at the end there.” “Officer, arrest this man for attempted murder.” “Fair enough. Same time next week, business dummy?.” “Trust me, I’m way ahead of you.” “Agh! You dick”