Vacation

**Vacation** is the sixth episode of The Prince.

## Synopsis

The Royal Family goes on vacation to the private Caribbean island of Mustique, where Prince George tries to get the perfect vacation selfie but thanks to his substandard photographer, has trouble getting a good shot.

## Plot

The Royal Family goes on vacation to The Caribbean and Prince George couldn't be more excited about it. He tells Owen that he's not going to be needing his services at all during the vacation so he can consider it a vacation for himself as well.

Douglas and Greg pack their bags, equally excited for the vacation, considering this to be the honeymoon they never had.

On the plane ride there, Prince George tells Owen that he will be needing him to do just one thing for him and that's take a vacation photo of him for Instagram. Owen snaps a shot of him looking out the window but George gets mad at him for taking it in portrait mode and considers the picture worthless.

Prince Louis demands that Douglas give him some mixed nuts, so Douglas goes into the back to get some. Teddy doesn't do shit, while their newest employee, Kevin comes up and provides them with the nuts, still keeping up the ruse of being a normal human being.

William and Catherine are still dealing with marital issues, as Catherine makes it clear to William that she's not gunna fuck him at any time during the entire vacation.

When the royal family makes it to Mustique and has a fancy lunch outside on the beach. Harry, Meghan, and Archie show up late, having taken a separate flight on Mint. Meghan tells everybody about her homemade ketchup and gets it out there that she's starting her own line of condiments but nobody seems interested in her stupid ketchup.

Prince George takes a selfie but Owen ruins it by photobombing it. George asks Owen to take more vacation pictures of him but none of the pictures he took are useable. George tries to go at it again but his pictures are ruined by Louis kicking a soccer ball into his face. George also forgets to use sunscreen, getting himself sunburned, making it impossible to get any good vacation photos from then on.

Douglas and Greg sit around in the kitchen and aren't sure whether or not to officially consider this a honeymoon. Edmund comes in to alert them to Prince Philip getting one of his testicles caught in the bathtub train and requires assistance in setting it free. This makes it very clear that this isn't romantic enough to be a honeymoon.

That night, back at the vacation home, Geroge looks through his photos and finds that none of them are adequate but he still has to post something on Instagram, so he posts the picture of himself with Owen in the background. Prince George says he likes it after all and tells Owen that the picture of them together is very "us". Owen is flattered by this and George asks him to stay in his room and wait until he falls asleep, which Owen gladly does. While George goes off to sleep, Owen tells him that he forgot to tag him in the photo but George makes it clear he never intended to tag him in the first place.

## Characters

### Major Roles

* Prince George
* Queen Elizabeth II
* Prince Philip
* Prince Charles
* Camilla Shand
* Prince William
* Catherine Middleton
* Prince Harry
* Meghan Markle
* Princess Charlotte
* Prince Louis
* Archie Mountbatten-Windsor
* Owen

### Minor Roles

* Greg
* Douglas
* Edmund
* Teddy
* Kevin
* Owen's Wife (Mentioned)
* Kelly Ripa (Mentioned)

## Trivia

* Kevin tells Teddy that he comes from Scotland but this is only a lie.
* Prince George is surprised to hear Catherine talk to him directly, as she rarely does any real parenting.
* Meghan Markle started up her own brand of homemade ketchup and plans of making a line of condiments.
* Princess Charlotte has two cellphones. One for her personal life and another for her business life, with which, she makes calls to Russia.
* Prince Harry charges £50 for massages.
* Kelly Ripa still follows George on Instagram, even though he doesn't follow her back.

### Cultural References

* The Royal Family goes on vacation to Mustique, a private Caribbean island, exclusive only to royalty.
	+ In real life, Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip have gone to Mustique several times in 1966, 1977, and 1985 and Prince William and Catherine Middleton vacation their regularly.