2too

**Aliases:** *alternate spellings:* Tutu, 22, 2deux (*credit: Armaund Blandeaux*), The Double-deuce (*only by him*); Superfly (Ca State I.D.); Denver Chudnovsky (birth name)

**Clan:** Brujah

**Sect:** Anarch? (is *hipsterism* a sect?)

**Camarilla Status:** 0 (Why *wiser* Princes keep a Scourge)

**Anarch Rep:** 1 (Ugh, yes I've heard of that guy *I guess*...)

**Xiong Rep:** 0 (Set for an *ass* kicking)

### None of you fake bitches know me

All characters can have been subjected to these rumors:

* His fake I.D. is literally in the name "Superfly".
	+ That was barely funny *in the movie.*
	+ That's the name on his fake mask exemption card, too.
		- He's printing FTBA cards for his whole stupid little militia. *They don't breathe anyway wtf...*
* 2too claims he can't be pigeon-holed, that he doesn't follow anyone else's rules, that he's not a cog in anyone's fixie, that you can't hang a label on him, and that he goes his own way. Everyone else calls him an **Anarch**.
	+ He's also claimed he's the "kind of Anarch" from the Revolution, before "Macneill made it all main-stream"...
		- I wish I wasn't defending him, but I don't think he actually knows what that means.
		- I mean, he called him "Jimmy McNeil, the teamster guy" once.
			* He *still* thinks his name is "Jerry" to this day...
* Grew up in North Ashtown (attended Bullard HS). Tells other Californians he's from "the Central Valley" and everyone else from "North of L.A."
	+ 2too ain't never *heard* of Ashtown before until the Bulldogs be winning some pennants and all the sudden he wearing every souvenir they got at Tower Liquors.
		- He's got a Grizzly Bears baseball team logo tramp stamp.
	+ If you're *from* Ashtown, he lives in Tower.
		- If you're *from* Tower, he lives in a neighborhood squat (he means crack house), and claims he's basically the president of all of them.
			* No lie tho, he's running one of those vigilante **Take Back Tower** mobs outta there.
				+ Yeah he's a pretty big deal. People like to act like they're not impressed, on account of how he bucks the system and takes a higher path, but behind closed doors? They show me respect.
					- stfu moron
					- I can't explain it either, but *somehow* paramilitary weapons and supplies that started out purchased by some Ventrue ended up getting taken off his gang in a stickup. I'm telling you, he's got clandestine connections, man.
						* Is *that* where Rojo got the machine gun he put on that pickup truck?
				+ Weren't those the guys on That Video?
					- I don't know about all of them, but one of them had a "Tower Minutemen" embossed patch, which is one of the things they were calling their coterie for a minute last year? Two?
						* Calling it a "coterie" is extremely generous.
						* They had *patches* made?
							+ Why would you *wear a balaclava* in a snuff video, but then put a club patch on your ballistic vest.
								- You think they're *smart?*
				+ As if fucking Tutu could "run" anything.
					- Leadership spec: Casting Blame.
					- They do whatever the fuck they want, they just let him say he's the "leader" because he's been living in the communal squat the longest.
						* He's also the one with contacts in the other militias.
						* And picks up the DoJ black funds.
							+ For the last time, *they aren't real Deputies.*
								- *They're not even Camarilla.*
* They call him .22 because he's the shooter of his beard & moustache club / fixie gang.
	+ I heard he shot a Sunnyside High student at a bus stop on Olive cuz he thought he was hanging around selling crack.
	+ Chased some cholo vato down Olive street and shot out his back window.
		- I *know* that dude, he was just trying to get some Salazars.
	+ Fool got gut-shot in a shootout with a black Suburban on McKinley near Golden State.
		- Whose SUV was it?
			* Why, are you going to give them a medal?
			* lbr who doesn't want to shoot tutu?
			* 2too sez it was some of Rojo's crowd.
				+ Was they *lost?*
* Only drinks PBR ironically.
	+ omg GHLP
	+ It's an old meme, sir, but...
	+ You mean only *buys* PBR and walks around nursing the same can all night long.
		- *Nobody* actually *drinks* PBR.
* He's got "THANX" and "OBAMA" tattooed on his knuckles, but they're kind of small.
	+ I guess, ya, but the X and the O are on his thumbs, so his *fists* say "THAN BAMA" instead?
		- lmfao ROLL TIDE! 2tu's a cousinfucker
	+ I think we can assume this makes him *extremely young*.
		- Chief, that meme is like *2011* old.
			* *My mistake*, he could be as venerable as *a decade dead*.
* Consistently getting into **fights with the other anarchs**:
	+ Had his ass kicked by Toby, twice: 2too won't admit it, and Toby will only say that *2too knows* what it was for.
	+ CheJong beat his ass one time, too. He almost didn't wake up from that one.
	+ That time nobody seed him for like five months and *he* say he was in *San Quentin?* Kilt some 'narch chick, turned out she been protected. Say Le pound him unconscious then Fang *sawed his arms and legs off* and it bein some time fore he could walk again.
	+ One time he told Le Xiong he should have his tattoos redone in English, but Le just laughed about it.
		- I remember Tutu bein laid up for a *minute* right *after* that though...
	+ His little beard gang tried to start shit with Touly one time, too, and Tutu hasn't been the same since.
	+ Sometimes, he even *wins* fights.
		- Half the 'narchos he says he killed no one has ever heard of.
			* He doesn't *win* against anyone with a posse.
		- I saw them van a dude at like Marks and Olive last night. He hasn't been home since.
		- They tied up a whole bunch of ghouls in a house in Muscatel and burned the place down around them.
		- Word in the SWD is be real careful in Tower, it's *crawling* with pro-Cammie militias [1] [2], and some of them are probably even competent.
			* It doesn't take *competence* to form a mob, just numbers.
			* A pack of half-frenzied Brujah neonates is nothing to sneer at, even if 2too just Embraced them all yesterday.
				+ *say what*
	+ Anarchs should stay in Sunnyside with their own people.
		- You *are* an anarch!
			* *#notallanarchs*!