Empire of Chatistan

The Empire of Chatistan is the European branch of the Chatican Order, which successfully took over Europe after allying with Hell and Satan. Their mortal enemy is the Empire of Dougtopia.

## Description

The Empire of Chatistan has two Emperors, one being just a normal guy and the other being a gigantic God Emperor. Their population is mostly Catholic and they control Vatican City, although their Pope escaped the Empire into the woods. Chatistan has a powerful army of Girlboss Warriors, as well as access to Cannons on Horses, and a potent bioweapon only called the Plague which they use to slaughter civilians. Chatistan is feared, both within and without, for its brutal wartime tactics and powerful God Emperor. Chatistan is also allied with Hell since their God Emperor married Satan. Since their union with Hell, they have conquered all of Europe, defeating the empire of Dougtopia.

## History

The empire of Chatistan began in Vatican City in the year 1000 with the important resource of the Pope. The empire immediately tried to marry the Pope off to neighboring Italy in the hopes of allying with them, but the Pope Francis hated this idea and ran away into the woods instead. Several elite agents of Chatistan's Girlboss Warriors tracked him down and assassinated him, blaming the death on Italy.

The Girlboss Army then invaded Italy using their secret technique of seduction, but they soon learned that Italy had captured the second Pope and was keeping her in a dungeon beneath their capital. The Girlboss Warriors managed to take over the capital, but Pope 2 escaped her captors independently and ran away into the woods, much like her predecessor. Chatistan attempted to recapture her and offer her to Switzerland to ally with them, but she was defended by her own contingent of Girlboss Warriors.

Chatistan then sent their Supreme Moderator and Girlboss Army to France to try to convince them to join the Empire. The Supreme Moderator told the leader of France that their Girlboss Army would protect the French people from the expanding Dougtopia. France rejected their proposal out of distrust, so Chatistan instead attacked France, taking control of the capital and assassinating the King.

With control of France, Chatistan decided they needed more firepower, so they decided to research gunpowder. Their scientists invented Horse Cannons, also known as Gunicorns, which were cannons that could be mounted on horseback. They then destroyed a bunch of French cities with the Horse Cannons for no reason.

Chatistan used their Horse Cannons and Girlboss Army to attempt to invade Dougtopia-controlled Germany, who were weakened from civil war. However, they still managed to overpower the Chatistani forces, to which Chatistan proclaimed that it was rigged.

The scientists of Chatistan then developed the deadly Plague, which is transmitted by rats, and shared plague-ridden baguettes with the citizens of Luxembourg. However, this ended up decimating most of the French people instead of Luxembourg, and Chatistan decided to simply invade the country. They used their Girlboss Army and Horse Cannons to destroy the civilian population and took control of the country.

Chatistan then tried to find the missing Pope 2 in the woods to marry her to the Queen of England and ally with the country, but instead encountered resistance from Pope 2 and her contingent of Girlboss Warriors. The army instead sailed to London and invaded the capital, mercilessly slaughtering civilians (again), and then the leadership of Chatistan decided to put an end to Pope 2's rebellion by force. They attempted to execute Pope 2, but she fled into the forest again, before taking over one of Chatistan's castles.

Chatistan then decided to invade Germany again. They used the same tactics as they did in Luxembourg and England to kill innocent civilians and take over the German cities, overpowering the entire country and taking control of it from Dougtopia.

Luxembourg was then invaded by the Dougtopian army, but Chatistan's God Emperor came to its defense, incinerating the Dougtopian armies. He then flew off to Hell. The Chatistani army and Supreme Moderator ventured into Hell to recover him, and he simply proclaimed "I have returned!" and flew off to his throne room to rule Chatistan once more.

Chatistan returned to Hell to offer their God Emperor in marriage to Satan. Satan initially refused, but the Emperor managed to convince him to change his mind, and they were joined in unholy matrimony.

With the power of Satan and Hell on their side, Chatistan conquered the rest of Europe.