N Spider

N Spider is the second most powerful force in the known universe. He is also credited for creation of the universe in which Plasma Temple takes place. His history is largely a mystery given that much of it takes place before any archivist walked his worlds. However, he seemed to be an inadvertent purveyor of memes and memetic concepts.

Many users are familiar with N Spider emoji spam and the prevalent use of his name in reference to "unrelated events", but slightly less few know of his rich history, the beginning of which is detailed in Ancillary Shitpost and which is practically the reason the channel was founded.

## The N Bang

A long time ago when the universe was nothing but homogeneous matter, a voice spoke out and shouted the first question: "Hey 🅱eter!", This voice belonged to proto N Spider, and he answered his statement with the following: "Yes, inner self from beginning of the universe?”, thus giving rise to the basic template for all things to grow from. After asking himself to spell ICUP and subsequently playing a prank on his singularity, he generated enough irony to jumpstart the universe, resulting in the N Bang, also known as the N Bang, also known as the N Bang and absolutely nothing else but the N Bang.

## The first life

Creating life quickly jumped to one of N Spider's top 10 favorite activities, but the burgeoning Caliber 1 being had to adapt its methods and morals as it went, unsure what was right and wrong in its new world, but wanting to do the right thing... whatever it may be. One of its first attempts to create another sentient godform resulted in a creature with all the necessary facets of an individual, but lacking in drive and ambition. The result was Crispy Green Dehydration Boye: a withered creature with stagnant powers, content to drift endlessly and only dimly driven to seek something akin to entertainment. CGDB was a creature with the most basic desire for life and its luxuries; a fundamentally lazy being. N Spider wasn't sure how to react to his new creation. Had he been abusive to create something so empty, or did its own complacency absolve him? He knew his creation was not like him, but felt it was wrong to change this creature or remove it without consent, leaving a harmless gall on his universal canvas. CGDB would never raise its hand against N Spider, or vice versa.

Nevertheless, the incident would weigh on N Spider's mind...

## Conception of earth

After a philosophical debate for himself, N Spider decided it was better to create lifeforms with personalities and potential, then allow them to grow in tandem. As an experiment, he created a psuedo-earth uncountable aeons before the real one would come to be formed. He then created a biblical god to act as custodian of this earth, and populated the planet with new creations to live and play amongst it. He also invented visual mediums to entertain both the god and its denizens, coincidentally making N-Spider the pioneer of both god and anime. Life on psuedo-earth gave rise to a mighty race of T-posing humanoids known as the 🅱eters who referenced several meme concepts and reflected the initial question of the universe. From there, the impressionable young race sought inspiration from the heavens. They toiled to create their own version of N Spider's work, mirroring all he had done. After many years, they successfully created a show they christened "Family Guy", starring a character known as "Peter Griffin", thought to be one of the best representations of the race overall. God became jealous of the memetic 🅱eters and feared they would come closer to his creator than he, so he went Old Testament and banished them to Minus World. Contrary to popular belief N Spider did not actually create Minus World. No one created Minus World.

## The fall of god and anime

As N Spider watched in shock and horror, the wheels of fate turned. God was kidnapped by the vengeful souls of imprisoned 🅱eters and doomed to eternity in Minus World with them. Meanwhile, the spirits of the wrathful race turned to the new life evolving to take their place, latching on to other evolving life and corrupting their spirits. The ghosts of N-Spider's mistakes visibly haunted the planes of his world, forcing new creations to overachieve as their prideful predecessors once did and perpetuating meme culture into new and twisted forms among races that would never fully understand it. As N-Spider relieved his mistakes and realized the poison he'd created, his hesitancy led to the downfall of many burgeoning planets and later civilizations that would fall to war, pollution, pestilence, and dark memes. After so many separate mistakes, he was not sure how to fix things anymore. There was no clear villain: no one evil he could remove that would set things right. All of this was his fault, and perhaps the correct answer wasn't to do anything at all. For most of N-Spider's life, he only watched and waited. His intentions were the best they could be, but his actions were naught. When he did consider a solution, he merely broached it to another being and had them act in his stead. Change could be made, but it wasn't his place to do it.

No one actually knows if any of this is true.

All we can confirm is he wanted to do the right thing and failed.

I hope he's happy.

## Voting day

Many many years later, earth and its constituent components formed enough to partake in elections for world president. Having previously sworn an oath not to be OP as fuck anymore, N Spider decided to take a less direct approach to involving himself in this process, manifesting as a smaller version of a smaller version of his body and simply spreading awareness of all forms. In late 2018 N Spider ran for president against Saragrath, Mijiitops, Barcolodo, Himself, SpaceSpace, Arkvaak'th, and the bacteriophages, which pulled out of the race early. After losing (and thus winning) against himself with his intense campaign slogan "N Spider N Spider N Spider N Spider N Spider", he became the real president of the free world until 6/3/2020, guiding the world towards a brighter future with what he hoped was its consent.

## Rise of the Honor Board

Since N Spider's decline in batshit crazy displays of power, numerous entities have infiltrated from beyond the universe to claim sections of his realm, the most powerful of which are The Honor Board, Mr. Fractal, and the dreaded Cotton Eye Joe. Lesser ruling parties such as the NAPD have also established themselves in an attempt to maintain some semblance of order. The Honor Board is currently attempting to subjugate large masses of sentient life (including 🅱eters) and abolish all bikes. Though dwarfed by N Spider, this massive, eldritch collective is a legendary force in N Spider's universe and has successfully influenced the development of many Plasma Temple principles. Mr. Fractal is just here for laughs. Cotton Eye Joe is badness itself.

## June Election

On 6/3/2020 a new, unscheduled election took place. Several contenders were considered, though the candidates numbered far less than last time. The runners were Antlion Worker #42653344, A dog, and Cotton Eye Joe himself. Due to the immensely destructive personality of Cotton Eye Joe, it was impossible to have him present during the campaign, or even inform him that he was running. Instead his campaign was taken up by several Plasma Temple members who really just hated not dying, I guess.

Despite fierce proponents on both sides, Antlion Worker #42653344 won the race through the support of his family, his son, and more than half of the currently active Plasma Temple residents using discord at the time. He became The President up until 2022, and is still often referred to by the moniker. More election history can be found on his page.

## January Election

On 1/1/2023, the presidential term ended and a new election began. This event was highly televised and featured far more candidates than the previous. The candidate party included returning members such as Worker and Dog, as well as newcomers Jimmy, Grungus, Unnamed, Skseksks, THE TUBE, EYEA, Shileguah, The Blackest Bird, and Rorschach. N-Spider continued his support for his former champion, but in the changing political climate, the importance of this backing did not hold the weight it used to and even found itself faced with ridicule from other candidates, especially Jimmy.

The voting system took place in both public poll and more clandestine inner-PT poll, resulting in odd interactions between these competing institutions. Despite the barring of Cotton Eye Joe, tensions were still high in this election, as many candidates were godforms in their own rights and capable of effecting great change. The process of election and results are detailed in PT's longest story yet https://docs.google.com/document/d/1j\_9I8TFLggVSP1H5vIWmE59QWiQS7fHFBJHKbwg4qB4/edit?usp=sharing. Needless to say, results were not anticipated.

## Plasma Temple

N Spider makes an active presence in Plasma Temple and has given the official wiki his blessing.

## Trivia

* N Spider could kick the ass of most other creature on this wiki, but he will not because he has manners.
* N Spider's greatest strength lies in his ability to infinitely duplicate himself infinitely within any other concept. A "N-M Spider", for example, will very shortly transform into a pure "N Spider" thus becoming an extension of N Spider's being.
* The N in N spider stands for N Spider. This N also stands for N Spider, and that N stands for N spider, and that N stands for N spider, and that N stands for N spider, and that N stands for N spider, and that N stands for N spider, and that N stands for N spider, and that N stands for N spider, and that N stands for N spider, and tha
* N Spider has no relation to an actual spider, but created them along with most other things and loves them all the same.
* When Paragon was questioned as to why he wasn't going to be unexistified, he claimed that N Spider is simply too cool to not exist.

## Gallery

Discord Emoji of N-Spider, est. {beginning of the universe}Earliest recorded capture of N-Spider's Likeness