Twitter Tales

There are two twitter accounts that are run by Paul Shapera.

On February 8, 2019, the steampunkopera twitter account received a makeover, featuring tweets as if they are written by Raven. The steampunkopera twitter account also tweets updates whenever Paul creates a new blog post, and contains other announcements from Paul. The icon for the steampunkopera twitter account was drawn by Alyssa Wiswall.

On Jun 9, 2019 the DaFloozy twitter account was created, featuring tweets as if they are written by The Floozy. The icon for the DaFloozy twitter account was drawn by PixelWayve.

Twitter information is considered "not not canon," meaning that these are great snippets of character moments and loose canon information, but is not intended for lore enthusiasts to go crazy on the details. It is an opportunity for Paul to have fun without fans hardcore reading into everything he writes.

Some Twitter threads include shout outs to fans, usually members of the NADS discord server.

## Thoughts from Uncle Raven That Nobody Asked For

Upon taking over the steampunk twitter account, Raven tweeted several statements that were very much in character. Some of these tweets include:

*"I am mainly on Twitter to become embroiled in an atrocious scandal that ruins all involved. Also called Foreplay."* (tweet)

*"It was lovely orgy, dear. I certainly appreciate the effort, but it was no medley. Orgies end so soon. Medleys get you off forever."* (tweet)

*"Bestiality is such a crude and hurtful term. I prefer Inter Species Romance."* (tweet)

*"Of course if you really piss me off, i break into your home and leave everything as is. Just your front door slight ajar. That’s all. Then, a month later you get pictures in the mail of a clown standing in your bathroom with your toothbrush in his bum."* (tweet)

*"In answer to what is my favorite erotic toy, it is definitely the gorilla suit."* (tweet)

*"The worst part about the morning after Valentine’s Day is cleaning the congealed slime off the walls and burning the carpets."* (tweet)

Raven gives advice for seducing someone, including tips like using a medley and tying them up, and clown sex.

*"Favorite erotic toy that my boyfriend hates: The Mullet Wig"* (tweet)

*"The truth they're not telling you: People are just makeupless clowns"* (tweet)

*"Motion to change the term cow tipping into beef yeeting. Which is not to be confused with yeeting the meat. Or yeeting that skeet. Or... whats that, dear? Ah yes, shutting up is good. Anyway, beef yeeting. Please make a note."* (tweet)

*"Come Raven, they said. Be the face of the world’s largest vore video franchise. You’ll be famous, the first name everyone thinks of when they think live vore video. How was i supposed to know there’d be a downside?"* (tweet)

## Tentacle Porn War

Raven and PixelWayve subtweeted an exchange at each other about Raven's relationship with tentacle porn. The exchange unfolded as follows:

Raven: *"Yes, the cod and miso was delightful. For dessert we’d both like the lime pie. Thank you. Now my sweet Tentacle Porn, what was it you wanted to tell me?"* (tweet)

PixelWayve: *"Oh gosh now that my favorite composer/storyteller is following me I've gotta make sure all my tweets are of The Highest Quality"* quickly followed by: *"Post cancelled. There are no standards that can be applied to a man who tweets about dinner dates with tentacle porn."* (twitter thread)

Raven: *"I will not have my relationship disrespected because some ignoramuses cannot progress past the stone age. I will not tolerate insults about my significant other, Tentacle Porn, again. We make each other (very) happy. That is all you need know."* (tweet)

Pixelwayve: *"My sincerest apologies. I meant no disrespect to you, or the Tentacle Porn, who I'm sure is very lovely."* (tweet)

Raven: *"And yes i have told my boyfriend about my relationship with Tentacle Porn. He's happy for me. Happy meaning his eyes make a click as they roll back while he says "i cant believe i spent decades trying to get back to this instead of serious therapy.""* (tweet)

PixelWayve: *"Hey Siri, how many times can I subtweet about tentacle porn before receiving a concerned phone call from my mother?"* (tweet)

Raven: *"My perfect evening: Me, Tentacle Porn, and Your Mother."* (tweet)

## Postie Family Interactions

In some tweets, Lloyd Allen and Han-Mi make an appearance, and their interactions elaborate and expand on the character's dynamics with each other.

Raven asked Lloyd if he wanted to watch him nae nae, and Lloyd said as long as he holds the whip (tweet)

Lloyd says that he remains partnered with Raven because humanity is tedious and boring, but Raven shows up on a Tuesday suggesting a threesome with Momo and Tentacle Porn (tweet)

Following the release of The Broken Cyborg, Raven teases Lloyd about being a little helpful honeybee (tweet)

Raven asks if they're at the point where mechanical flesh hybrids can be built, asking for a friend. (tweet) Raven says that he will give Lloyd a new bod with double dong action. Lloyd protests but gives in when Raven starts crying. (tweet)

In an attempt to do family bonding with Han, Raven took her to some alt right meetings. As they were cleaning up the blood afterwards, Han said it was "the best time ever." (tweet) Lloyd also insists on joining them to take care of a situation where people were being stoned to death for having gay sex. Lloyd promises to add "and unusual" to the cruel and unusual punishments. (tweet)

The Floozy hijacks Raven's twitter to say that she is not based off of Harley Quinn, offering a space for Harley at the carnival, saying that the carnival is a safe space with respect, love, kindness, and consent. (twitter thread)

The Floozy says that she had gotten along real well with The Angel from The Fallen. She says that Raven embellished on some details in his telling of the story, and she would love to tell the tale from her perspective one day (twitter thread)

Floozy tells Raven that peeps aren't alive, so whatever he did with him was weird but was not vore. (tweet)

Raven makes Lloyd join him in cosplaying Joker and Batman. Lloyd finds the concept of cosplay stupid, ridiculous and degrading. (tweet)

The Floozy as a bit of a friendly rivalry with Lloyd, saying they give each other a hard time but also have good no bullshit conversations. Sometimes they talk about when Raven used to be David Adams. David used to be straight laced and Lloyd enjoyed showing him crazy stuff that blew his mind. Based on a couple of stories, Floozy thinks that David was always drawn to freaks and geeks, but it was quiet and internalized. Lloyd says Raven never went back to see his mother because he was terrified that she wouldn't even recognize him. (twitter thread)

The Floozy used to live in a trailer next to Raven's until the night he seduced the Babadook. The Floozy threatened to cut off all alcohol in the carnival unless her trailer was moved at least 100 meters away. Her trailer was moved. (twitter thread)

The Floozy says that Raven and Han are watching Russian Doll and at one point they were laughing together. She says it’s been a long, hard road getting to this point and doesn't want anyone to spoil their nice time. (tweet)

Raven tells Han that making money as a Post-Human is easy, and suggests charging people to narrate their lives for a day (tweet)

The Floozy says that she's not that pure and has baggage of her own. Before she came to the carnival she was a lost gal with no self esteem. She would hook up with men who were no good and let them order her around, and she would drink real bad hoping it would help her escape and feel good. But when she showed up to the carnival, Raven accepted her as she was, wasn't mean or threatening, letting her take responsibility until she gradually started to grow. (twitter thread)

Raven has been trying to do good in order to make Han happy and accept him more. One time after Han was upset about a kid being bullied, Raven decided he was going to end bullying across the metaverse. He finds depressed kids, and talks to them to gets the names of their bullies. (the Floozy advised him to stop inviting the kids to go with him and ride roller coasters as that looks a bit pervy.) Then at night Raven opens a portal to the bullies bedroom, bringing some of his clown friends and freaky hybrids. They put on a loud terrifying show to shock the senses, and then Raven threatens to fuck the bully's day up if they mess with their victim again. And before Raven does his thing Helen's Hell Hags assess the situation to make sure the bully isn't acting out because of being bullied at home, in which case the Hell Hags step in to take care of it. (twitter thread)

The Floozy hears that one of her old tweets had an implication that implied that being polyamorous was associated with cheating. She apologized and thanked Leah for pointing it out. The Floozy acknowledged that she might be stuck in some archaic mindsets, and doesn't always recognize her prejudices, but she promises to try her best to do better. (twitter thread)

After the Floozy goes to apologize to Raven for her poor wording, Raven says that he does not like labels and would prefer to not be labeled, and that he should never be used to represent anyone for anything at anytime. With the exception of slightly unhinged, slutty Carnival MCs, he says that no one should aspire to be like him. Floozy says that she thinks people will continue to look up to him but she understands not wanting roles to be forced upon him. Raven says that he would murder entire civilizations for the Floozy and she politely asks him not to do that. (twitter thread)

The Floozy feels bad after Raven's OnlyFans account is suspended for being too lewd (twitter thread)

## Helen's Hell Hags

Floozy and Shira created a superhero team named Helen's Hell Hags to carry out justice for abusers. They prefer nonviolent methods whenever possible, putting the abusers in sitting circles and making them listen properly to the people they've hurt. Later they were joined by Galaxy and Buffy Rabbit. The full details of the team's adventures can be found at the wiki page for Helen's Hell Hags.

## Han Mi Body Pillow Reactions

When the Han Mi Body Pillow was released in the merch store, Raven had some comments, and then had the importance of consent emphasized to him by Han and The Floozy.

Raven shouts: *"DON'T LOOK AT MY GRAND DAUGHTER LIKE THAT!"* (tweet)

Raven publicly announced that PixelWayve's body pillow had been shipped, telling her that *"Your Order Of Shame has shipped."* (tweet)

Han chided Raven for kinkshaming PixelWayve (tweet) and when Raven tried to claim that kinkshaming is his kink, Han replied that he meant to say Being A Dick is his kink. (tweet) Raven wonders why he puts up with Han, and she tells him that he's fundamentally lonely and a fatherly connection helps fulfill an emotional connection that he needs. Raven says he wishes Han were stupid. (tweet)

Later when Han is not around, Raven attempts to kinkshame PixelWayve again but The Floozy yells at him to cut it out. (tweet)

Raven and the Floozy have a conversation about his boundaries, in which The Floozy reminds him about what happened with Helen. Raven asks if Han will ever forgive him, and The Floozy encourages him to keep working on it, assuring him that he's made so much progress and it hasn't gone unnoticed. (twitter thread)

## The Wild Carnival Party

A huge party was held at the carnival, resulting in many wild shenanigans from those who were in attendance.

The Fabled Goat wore a punch bowl on their head and was rode a giant were-pug around claiming to be a knight in the service of a Serbian chicken named princess fluffybutt (tweet)

Mal got into a nerf mecha battle with Echo after drinking too much snozzleberry cider. (tweet) Snozzelberry cider is a berry, not an euphemism. (tweet)

Gidget put her hand up Yog Soggoth and pretended he was her puppet, while singing an off key, falsetto rendition of See Our Show (tweet)

PixelWayve swore that she could do a transmorphing spell to turn her and Alyssa Wiswall (ApologeticallyOffensive) into panthers, but the spell went wrong and they ended up as anime kitties instead. (tweet) In the kitten form, Alyssa went wee on the nerf battle mechs (tweet)

Marjolein Nijsten (Pumpkin) created a whipped cream golem, which Raven humped and ruined. (tweet)

Dottie did the MC Hammer dance (tweet) Zackle said she could do better with some Michael Jackson moves and they had a horrific dance off (tweet)

Nash swore he could do a double somersalt into a pool of Elder Blood, but had to to wear a dainty dress and singing I Have A Dolly to convince Yog into provide enough blood for it (tweet) Nagelfar leapt into the blood claiming to be a period pirate, and throwing glob balls at Poof. (tweet)

Matt laughed when Kerttu Aarnipuu (Keets) said she could beat him at arm wrestling, but after arm wrestling everyone Kerttu was the undefeated champion (tweet) But Matt does know six verses of Bang Bang Lulu and the entirety of Throw That Boy P\*\*sy (tweet)

Nat disco danced like John Travolta while reciting every US state in backward alphabetical order while chugging snozzleberry cider. (tweet) But Nat gurgled half of the cider on the floor, which was then lapped up by PixelWayve and Alyssa, who were still in kitten form (tweet)

Raven saw Dev making out with Buffy Rabbit (tweet) and Poof making out with Buffy's mom (tweet) except Buffy's mom wasn't there (tweet) so it could have been Mary (tweet)

The Floozy starts asking Raven for help cleaning up and he goes to hide. The Floozy demands he gets back here. (twitter thread)

While cleaning up, Raven finds Wormy passed out in a pile of meerkats who started chanting "one of us" as Raven tried to drag Wormy away (tweet)

Soreg has gills and was found in the vodka tank with the mermaid (tweet)

10,000 Cheetos were brought to life and they declared Folly to be their king. They plan to wage war against the Doritos kingdom (tweet)

Vadvi and Brass have not been seen since they swore they'd make a giant bat zeppelin out of enchanted, gravity proof pillows (tweet) Folly and the Cheeto army make their way towards the pillow fortress to battle (tweet) Cheetos start raining as Raven goes to rescue Soreg by drinking all the vodka. (tweet) The pillow fortress goes down into the eldritch blood pool (tweet)

Mirapunk may now be legally married to a roller coaster. (tweet)

## Other Trivia and Events

The Floozy explains who Jesper and Channelle are, for people unable to listen to the Lost Hollow broadcast. There's a bunch of new characters in Lost Hollow, and those two are now part of the main cast. Chanelle is an aspiring magician who does a magic act every week and also uses her magic to help Sherriff Henry. She has a cute little French accent and is obsessed with guacomole. She once had the crew take a quest to Rattlesnake Springs in order to find some paprika flavored chips. (twitter thread)

One day a wizard, George Murph, King of the Smurfs visited the carnival to have a day of fun. George brought his magically bio engineered smurfs and their chicken nannies. The smurfs begin breeding, producing more smurfs, and the chickens ran around going haywire and causing madness. George yells about destroying everything Raven loves, as revenge for the time Raven did the hokey pokey with the very first smurf he had created. Raven orders cotton candy bombs be set off covering everything with sugar, while Raven and George are locked in a death stare. Raven makes it rain, and the smurfs and chicken start drinking the liquid falling from the sky, but it's vodka not water, and soon they all start puking and then they pass out. After a tense moment, Raven and George start laughing and Raven says that's the best one yet and they go catch up. The Floozy refuses to clean up and takes everyone else to go to the movies, only to discover that there is a pandemic and the theaters are closed. (twitter thread)