Letter: Fae-kind Thanks You

**Letter: Fae-kind Thanks You** is a letter that can be delivered to a player's Mailbox by a high-ranking pet in Correspondence. It is the first of a series of letters from House Fairies.

## Attachments

When a pet delivers **Letter: Fae-kind Thanks You**, they will also deliver a Hyperchromatic Prism.

## How to Unlock

To become eligible to receive **Letter: Fae-kind Thanks You**, pets must fulfill a few conditions:

* Rescue a House Fairy from a raccoon
* Tend to a wounded fairy in the Burnt Forest

Once the conditions are fulfilled, active pets in the house have a chance of receiving **Letter: Fae-kind Thanks You** from a courier.

## Contents

*(Receiving Pet) was delivered this letter by a courier: (Delivery Pet).*

\*k-chk\*

\*ssssssss\*

**Muffled voices:** Hello? What are you doing? Testing it. Is it on? The light is blinking. It was blinking before! Wh-- no it wasn-- Give me that! \*shkshkshk\* Hey! \*shkshk\* You're gonna break it! \*shkshkshk\*

**Hyssop:** HELLO. My name is Hyssop.

**Honeybottom:** No fair!

**Hyssop:** And these are my *very best* friends, Honeybottom, and Thorn.

**Thorn:** Hi.

**Honeybottom:** ...

**Hyssop:** You can't just look at me and say *nothing*: it's a recording! *Nothing* doesn't get recorded!

**Honeybottom:** I know that!

**Hyssop:** Then why didn't you say anything? Human tools are clearly beyond you.

**Honeybottom:** Hmph!

**Hyssop:** Anyway. Where were we?

**Thorn:** Our brother.

**Hyssop:** Yes. But not our literal brother.

**Honeybottom:** I know that, too!

**Hyssop:** I was saying it for the human. But wait: wasn't it our sister?

**Honeybottom:** I think-- wait... I forget, too.

**Hyssop:** We should have done this earlier, then we'd remember.

**Thorn:** I do remember. It was our brother. Brother, uh...

**Honeybottom:** Ha! You don't remember the name!

**Thorn:** Well. Perhaps we *should* have done this earlier...

**Honeybottom:** You don't remember their name, but--

**Hyssop:** BUT: regardless: we wanted to thank you, human, for helping, uh, them escape from that wretched raccoon! As well as for helping--

**Honeybottom:** Are you sure it wasn't one of those awful magpies?

**Hyssop:** AS WELL AS--

**Thorn:** I can guarantee that it was absolutely a raccoon.

**Honeybottom:** But you can't remember their name.

**Hyssop:** \*sigh\*

**Thorn:** I can: it's name was Tiffin.

**Honeybottom:** Not the raccoon! Our... brethren!

**Thorn:** We already established that I don't remember our *brother's* name. The raccoon's name, however, I remember very well. Hyssop wouldn't stop repeating it.

**Hyssop:** It *is* a funny name! Tiffin! *Tiffin!*

**Honeybottom:** Stop.

**Hyssop:** \*clears throat\* Yes. As *I* was saying. To you, uh, *human*... of the physical realm. World. We extend our *deepest* gratitude! Your good deeds - not only in your world, but in ours - have not gone unnoticed! As it is very uncommon that one of your kind takes notice of us!

**Thorn:** Very poetic. But to be fair, it was more the deeds of that pet of theirs.

**Honeybottom:** I was gonna say that!

**Thorn:** Fortunately, we can *both* say it.

**Honeybottom:** But--

**Hyssop:** BUT: it doesn't matter: you don't credit Glitterwing Moths for lighting a path; you credit the fae who captured them, put them in lanterns, and hung them up.

**Thorn:** What about the fae that feed them? I believe in the case of Glitterwing Lanterns, you'd *actually* credit the kingdom who hired the various fae--

**Hyssop:** It was a bad example. The human was not employed by our kingdom to--

**Thorn:** *But* the organization that built the encampment around the "portal"--

**Hyssop:** BUT: *it doesn't matter*, because *our* king and queen - Rambutan and Hollydew (may they be forever beautiful) -

**Honeybottom & Thorn:** Forever beautiful.

**Hyssop:** Gave US the job of thanking THE HUMAN. *Not* their pet, and *not* their... weird human organizations!

**Thorn:** Fair.

**Honeybottom:** Ha!

**Thorn:** ...

**Hyssop:** What did I say about recording silence?

**Thorn:** You told Honeybottom not to do it. But your point is taken. I'll be more careful in the future. Please continue.

**Hyssop:** Yes. Thank you. IN the name of Rambutan and Hollydew (may they be forever beautiful),

**Honeybottom & Thorn:** Forever beautiful.

**Hyssop:** We offer you our gratitude, and this gift: a Hyperchromatic Prism!

**Honeybottom:** Oh, Hyssop: you should probably tell them what a Hyperchromatic Prism is.

**Hyssop:** What? Why? Do you want me to explain a Glitterwing Lantern, as well?

**Thorn:** You already did that.

**Hyssop:** \*sigh\*

**Honeybottom:** I was just thinking that... just like I don't know what a human "tape reekordur" is, maybe *they* don't know what a fae Hyperchromatic Prism is.

**Hyssop:** Honeybottom! You're right. That's a very good thought.

**Honeybottom:** Thank you! *One* of us has to be the sympathetic one!

**Thorn:** You mean "empathetic".

**Honeybottom:** And one of us has to be a *thorn* in everyone's side!

**Thorn:** And your tongue must not be as sweet as your bottom, because it keeps uttering jokes as tired and old as you are.

**Honeybottom:** Old?! TIRED!? That's no way to talk to your older brother!

**Thorn:** You mean older and *tireder* brother.

**Honeybottom:** "TIREDER"'S NOT EVEN A WORD! YOU! YOU!

**Thorn:** Hey!

\*clunk\*

**Hyssop:** Ah! Guys, stop! I almost--

**Honeybottom:** Let go of me!

**Thorn:** *You* let go of *me*.

\*scrape\*

**Hyssop:** Ah, sorry about that, human. I'm just--

**Thorn:** If you bite me, I will end you.

\*chk\*

**Hyssop:** Just gonna go outside now...

\*k-tunk\*

**Hyssop:** \*exhales\* This is why I don't have siblings. *Actual* siblings, I mean, this time. They are very nice, though. Honeybottom and Thorn. I promise. Uh. I was saying something... the prism! Yes: the Hyperchromatic Prism! Well, so in case you don't already know, you just shine it on one of your pets, and that pet's coat will shimmer and shine, and change over time! (Ooh, that rhymed!) Uh, but mostly the change is pretty gradual, but it *can* jump around a bit, from time to time. Well: you'll see! Anyway, sorry, this recording went on a bit longer than expected. Hopefully it won't take the couriers long to bring it to you! Thanks again, and don't forget to keep that fireplace going!

\*chk\*

**Honeybottom:** We stopped fighting already.

**Hyssop:** Well, you're too late: I pressed stop already.

\*k-chk\*

*— Hyssop*