Witchy Simone

**Witchy Simone** is a witch who makes her first official appearance in the short "Identity Theft". Prior to that, she appears in the online game *Hoversword Hussle*.

Formerly a student at the Adventurer Academy alongside Prohyas and Vambre, for unknown, Witchy Simone never graduated from the Academy and therefore cannot legally operate as an Adventurer or witch. She works full-time as a manager at Slugburger to support herself. Desperate for an adventurer's lifestyle, she needs to finish a Witch's Brew exam in order to be re-admitted to school, graduate and quit her job. She is voiced by character designer, artist and creator's wife, Lindsay Smith-Carrozza.

## Appearance

Witchy Simone has pink skin and purple hair with a white streak. She wears a blue jacket over a yellow tunic, jeans and boots as well as orange trimmed blue gloves and a yellow witch hat bent at the peak. She claims to be the same age as Prohyas and Vambre, but is noticeably shorter than both of them.

Witchy Simone's work uniform involves wearing a Slugburger cap and apron over her standard clothes. In "Witchy Simone Ruins Everything", she briefly wore a modified version of Morbidia's usual outfit.

## Personality

Witchy Simone is very hyperactive and tends to be a loose cannon, getting overly-excited or violent at a moment's notice. Despite her explosive personality, she also has a quick wit and can often prove to be a powerful adversary. She speaks with a pronounced New England accent, often referring to people she doesn't like as "mooks."

She is openly unhappy with her life, after dropping out of the Adventure Academy with no choice but to work at Slug Burger to support herself. She displays open contempt for her job and leaps at any opportunity to work as a true adventurer. Unfortunately her zeal and temper have lead the Warriors for hire to avoid taking her along for adventures, a fact she continuously holds against them.

Due to her low wage at Slugburger, Witchy Simone usually lives in poverty and squalor. Her apartment is in terrible shape, made worse by her slovenly behavior and devil-may-care attitude. Since she is unable to afford the proper ingredients for her spells potions and brews, Witchy Simone will often substitute things she believes are similar enough in lieu of the actual ingredients, typically with disastrous results.

A running gag involves Prohyas calling her Squirt, a comment on her short height, causing her to angrily shout "That's not my name!" and use her magic on him or anything nearby.

## 5-minute shorts

In the episode, "Identity Theft", she calls out Prohyas for already ordering a Mega Dullosk Sandwich and kicks him out.

She later made a major debut in the short "Do We Decimal System?" as she is seen hanging out with the Warriors. She reveals that she was schoolmates with the Warriors at Adventure Academy. She tried to aid them on their quest to find the book that the Mysterious Hooded Woman was looking for but the Warriors refused. The end of the short revealed that she was the one that was causing Prohyas and Vambre to get attacked by books and ladders as she wanted to help them. She later made it up to them when it turns out that the book the Mysterious Hooded Woman wanted, Witch's Brews for Dubious Purposes, was the book she took out a week ago.

## TV Series

She makes a small cameo in "The Mystery of Loch Mess" at Slug Burger where the Warriors ask her to watch Grup while they travel to the Loch Mess Kingdom.

Interestingly, she and Vambre's favorite cashier Noville, appear in the closing credits, overlooking several other important characters. Noville is dancing like the other cast members in the credits, but Simone is mad happingly running towards the screen while shaking her fist.

She finally has a speaking appearance in "Working for Scales" being bored from the slow day at Slug Burger. When it shows that Prohyas has a lot of gems willing to spare for a Slug Burger meal, Simone upselled him to buy one of everything off the menu. She later got excited to hear what mission that they are about to face, until her boss Mr. Spoony comes to make sure she goes back to work.

In the episode, "Potion in the Ocean", she needed to make a Witch's Brew in order to pass Adventure Academy and become a full-time witch. Due to her pet Mascott eating the last Eye of Newt, she hires the Warriors to help her retrieve a new one. Due to her loose cannon nature, it became somewhat difficult. As she was about to remove the eye from a newt, she has a duel with Man Fish the Fish Man. Ultimately, it was decided from negotiations that she would take the newt's eye and the newt's eye would be replaced by Zombie Pumpkin's eyes.

In the episode "Dungeons and Dayjobs", she is promoted to manager at Slug Burger by Mr. Spoony. Seeing the Warriors' debt prediciment, she hires them. However, she's consistently barking orders and refusing to let them use their Magiswords. She later noticed that they've been using their Magiswords behind her back. Before she was about to yell, the Warriors were so furious from their struggle working that they quit because of Witchy's inability to compromise. Mr. Spoony was reluctant to help her due to her promotion but kept spying on her to make sure she does her job. Simone begs the Warriors to come back due to the dinner rush and allows them to use Magiswords. Mr. Spoony was thrilled on how business was growing due to the sword use, he promotes Simone, Prohyas and Vambre, pays them for their work and buys his own set of Magiswords. She later handled the drive-thru, notices Phil, zaps him and takes the Excaliburger Magisword away from him, knowing that he was the reason they were working at Slugburger in the first place.

She also appears in the episode "Champion of Breakfasts" watching the Fud Fit podcast with The Mysterious Hooded Woman and a background human character. She was grossed out that the Mysterious Hooded Woman ate chips without dip, despite using her feet to eat it.

In "Grup Jam" she helped the Warriors play basketball against the Galacticon team.

In a more antagonistic appearance, she allies herself with Witch Way in "Witchy Simone Ruins Everything" where after hearing the Warriors allowed Noville to train under them (despite having LESS adventuring experience) she becomes furious with them and seeks revenge. After a successful mission with Witch Way, Morbidia hires her and subsequently fires Gateaux leaving him in tears and seeking the Warriors for aid. Despite their meddling, Witchy Simone and Morbidia appear to be a proper team, Simone even learning that witches can borrow powers with a hand shake. As expected however, Morbidia betrays Witchy Simone, the Warriors help her get back at her, and after apologizing say she can shadow them on adventures if she wanted to.

In "Squideo Games", when Vambre and Prohyas went on their seperated missions, Prohyas enlist Simone's help to go to Galacton to get that digital squid. Later, she brought the Pixel Magisword to Prohyas to make up for his failed mission.

In the episode "Sibling Sorcery", it is revealed Simone's sister Witchy Sparkles is very famous and successful, leading Simone to develop feelings of intense jealousy towards her. Witchy Sparkles is well aware of her sister's horrible luck and admits she feels sympathy for her hardships, leading the two to reconcile as sisters.

In "Let's Team Up Because We Aren't Bad Friends", Simone no longer shows any interest in re-entering the Adventure Academy or becoming an adventurer, instead deciding to dedicate herself to her job at Slugburger, which has seemingly adopted a sitcom-like atmosphere. As a result, she has no interest in travelling with the Warriors for Hire anymore.

## Powers

* Magic: Witchy Simone has the ability to use magic, such as conjuring, weather manipulation, transmogriphication and telekinesis. Her power seems to excel that of Witch Way's Morbidia and Gateaux, although she has a hard time controlling her powers due to her incomplete training at the Adventure Academy. As a result, Witchy Simone's magic can pose just as great a threat to herself or her allies as it would to her enemies.
* Flight: Witchy Simone is able to fly by use of a Witches Broom, and is able to perform daring ariel maneuvers on it.
* Potions: Despite her incomplete training at the Adventure Academy, Witchy Simone is capable of making explosive potions for offensive means, though she is unable to craft other types of concoctions without difficulty.

## Magiswords

* Electric Guitar Magisword
* Golden Broomstick Magisword

## Origin

   Witchy Simone originated as an entirely different character named Simone Felttip, a teenage human tomboy girl with super strength, bravery and attitude who was also part of Kyle's old personal high school comedy, "Zeddy". Simone is Zeddy's friend who protects him from the school bully, Tina, while it remains a mystery on why she's afraid of her despite their physiques. She is also a frequent friend of the concepts' local inventor, Doc Sniggleheimer, who gave her super strength. Doc also gave her Mascott as the solution to her pet allergy problem, even though Mascott was very clingy. Later, Kyle decided to revamp her into a witch based on a Halloween pic he did of her years back. In 2012 pilot Kyle try to make lil cute of Witchy Simone with a Crab burger outfit from the Cristal Warriors. Five years later, he redesigned her entirely into an elfish wizard-like creature with Mascott beside her. Her Magiswords counterpart still remains close to her 2014 design but her hair is a bit puffier, she gained a new color scheme and witch attire while Mascott remains the same. Also, her magic wand has been replaced with a spell book.

## Trivia

* Simone frequently gives leftover Slugburgers to Prohyas.
* She typically eschews Magiswords when offered to use one, favoring her own magic instead. As of "Unconventional Dolphinism", however, she is shown to own at least one Magisword, the Electric Guitar Magisword. As the Electric Guitar Magisword is basically a guitar, it is unknown if she's able to use any combat-based Magiswords, though she was able to use it to perform a Super Teamwork Combo with Vambre.
* In "Sibling Sorcery", she is given another Magisword, the Golden Broomstick Magisword, as a gift from her sister, which she uses to fly.
	+ According to Vambre (and possibly Prohyas), she flies much better on this Magisword than she does on an ordinary broom.
* In Random Acts of Memory, it's revealed that she sometimes blows stuff up on purpose.
* According to Kyle Carrozza, if the series had continued, Witchy Simone would struggle whether or not to pursue her adventuring desires by finishing school and then starting professional adventuring, or to take Mr. Spoony's place as heir of Slugburger.

## Gallery

* Witchy Simone/Gallery

Prohyas Warrior • Vambre Warrior • Grup
**Adventure Academy**
Professor Cyrus • Morbidia • Gateaux • **Witchy Simone** • Neddy the Mallet • Bimm • Familiar • Cattus the One Blade • Phibby Croax
**Other**
Princess Zange • Old Man Oldman • Fud • Snax • Buford • Docky Boardman • Mysterious Hooded Woman • Noville • Ralphio • Nohyas • Omnibus • Phil • Robopiggeh • Lady Hiss • Skullivan • Prug • Long James • Hoppus • Danelda • King Rexxtopher • Frankylo • Goomer • Gracie and Alex • Mr. Flummocks • Scarriet • Noel Trobblin • Mr. Spoony • Glori • Flonk • Biblia Tick • Monkey Chunks • Frostferatu • Helmut • Papa Kotassian • Vambre's Brain • Prohyas' Stomach • Keeper of the Mask • Cornan • Teri Gargantuan • Tree J • Kablammica Warrior • Norman Warrior • Mr. Packard • Man Fish the Fish Man • Reginald Lavishum