Seo Joo-Heon

* Novel
* Manhwa

Compatibility (Increased by the title ~Relic Trainer~. The owner can bring now out 90% of a relics power.)

### Skills

Spy (Rank A)
Linguistic (Rank F)
Tomb Evacuation (Rank E) (Formerly)
Tomb Destruction (Rank S)
Nimble Fingers/Handicraft/Pickpocketing/Thief's Hand/Dexterity (Rank S)
Tolerance (Immunity) (Rank S)
Restore Tomb (Rank A)
Heinous Charisma (Passive)
Training (Rank A)
Relic Destruction (Rank SS)
Stealth (Rank F)

## Appearance

**Seo Joo-Heon** has spiky short black hair and dark blue eyes. He is tall, muscular, and usually wears a black turtleneck shirt with a white t-shirt underneath and some jeans. He is neither too skinny like an anchovy or fat like a sumo wrestler. His skin is firm and had no wrinkles. His chest is hard and firm. His legs are firm and very long. He has a cute smile. He is noted to have a good-looking face as mentioned by many characters especially females such as Lee Seol-Ah in the manhwa and in the light novel.

According to Lee Seol-Ah, he is now in his early 20s and looked cute and hot as compared to his imposing and cool but scary decadent bad boy self in his late twenties and mid-to-late thirties.

When he was older in the original timeline, he wore reading glasses, appeared like a drug addict, rotting corpse, or zombie with a pale face with cool but thick shadows like that of a vampire, had rotten eyes with large dark circles, rough skin, messy and shaggy hair, and skin and lips with no color to them, and never smiled as mentioned by Lee Seol-Ah. Although he gave off the seasoned and mature vibe of a respected individual who had been through a lot, he also gave off an odd and gloomy feeling like that of a emotionless and indifferent type of man who would appear in a hard boiled movie. Basically, he looked like a cripple who was wasting his good looks. Nevertheless, he was still handsome and had a decadent bad boy image that was so imposing and cool that even rich folks with unyielding spirits had hired the paparazzi to secretly take pictures of him.

As a Child
As Han Ji-Sang

## Personality

He is very arrogant, confident, greedy, and selfish, but never goes too far. He acts like he only cares about himself, but he truly cares about those closest to him, especially his subordinates, which makes him a radical tsundere. He treats them like family and enjoys spending a lot of attention and time towards helping them improve their skills to their full potential and become better people despite blatantly discriminating against them and working them like slaves. Also, he would always put on a brave front when he is with them to prevent people, especially his lovers, from worrying about him and nagging him. Furthermore, he would not hesitate to abandon his goals once he discovers that the people he cares about are in real danger. In fact, before being betrayed by Chairman Kwon Tae-Joon and left to die at The Great Prison, he was originally a patient pushover and coward who would always tolerate and endure abuse, neglect, and discrimination from those inferior to him, hold back from justified and necessary retaliation, and never request for any rewards for his accomplishments which are inevitably stolen from him as long as the people he cherishes are safe and the Qin Shi Huang's Elixir Plant that he needed in exchange for willingly serving as a trained and loyal slave is promised to him at the end of the road. However, he doesn't allow himself to be controlled by his affection and would not hesitate in disregarding his close relationships with people if they decide to get in his way and become his enemies even when they are his lovers. He also acts like he has no interest in women where in reality, he truly likes women becoming intimate with him but is very selective about his partner and can be very decisive and witty. He's got clear goals in his mind and knows how to get there. He can surprisingly be reasonable, proactive, patient, and dynamic at times. He is an intuitive thinker and his intuitions are never wrong. He is always honest about his desires and feelings. He is a terrible workaholic who is very knowledgeable about law, politics, history, and culture but can be old-fashioned about the weirdest of things such as no inter-team relationships. He is willing to forgive mistakes but not lies since he believes that trust is an essential part of a team. He is very cunning and often schemes against an abundance of people including world leaders which caused physical and mental harm to them while shamelessly justifying his actions as a result of karma. Although he likes to scam people, he always commits his scams on a fair playing field unlike Chairman Kwon Tae-Joon. He is ruthless and is not afraid of slaughtering, torturing, and deceiving his enemies every day which are people whom he treats as pawns and toys. He is so dirty and petty that he would break all the rules and scam everyone to get everything that he wanted. His passion and obsession to obtain relics and take down his enemies are stronger and hotter than anybody else. He is relentless and would continue to reach greater heights to enact vengeance on his enemies. However, he is also extremely rational and cold like a wild beast that did not show its fangs unless it needed to do so. He has no proper sense of etiquette and lacks conventional heroic qualities but can be very charismatic. He has a "What's yours is mine, what's mine is mine" mentality. He also believes in the philosophy that everyone needs to take full responsibility for their mistakes and that death is an easy way out for those who intentionally commit severe crimes. This is shown when he refused to kill Yoo Jae-Ha when the guilty and remorseful latter wanted to be punished for his involvement in his teammates' death and when he uses every means possible to take and get rid of everything Keira Clark holds dear before executing her by fire. Due to his experiences with people, he is racist towards certain Japanese and American people. After he and his comrades were used like dogs, thrown away and betrayed, and died horrible deaths at the end of his past life, he has developed traumatic trust issues, and consequently, he prefers to fight alone, conceals his injuries and ailments from others, refuses to act like a pushover who believes in the good of people, and keeps his allies in check to eliminate the possibility of betrayal.

## Background

He was the leader and ace of TKBM's Team 13.

He is a overwhelming powerful relic user who is capable of conquering tombs and eliminating the Four Emperors and their allies by himself. He can also read and understand Tombglyphs. Furthermore, he is also fluent in every known and possible language including the language of the relics. In fact, he is the only one who can always hear and understand the relics' language which allows him to communicate and negotiate with them and avoid taking their tests unlike every other relic user in the story. On a further note, he has abnormally good memory where he remembered all of the important relics and tombs he learned and encountered in his past life in addition to other valuable information unlike everybody else who regained their memories of their past lives thanks to his Odin's Crow, Muninn's Tears. Consequently, he is regarded as the top candidate for the position of the Majesty since he has traits of the former Majesty, Norus.

Months after he returned 15 years into the past on 01/01/2025 where relics first appeared in the world eight months ago, he is now an infamous evacuator who leads and commands his own tomb raiding team known as Tomb Raider and a highly successful businessman who serves as the actual CEO of Grave Corporation which is one of the three most prominent relic business companies that no other companies could catch up to them. His team currently consists of his six elite teammates from his past life which are Yoo Jae-Ha, Lee Seol-Ah, Julian Miller, Chloe Laurent, Ilya Volgof, and Im Hae Jin. He also has other allies such as Irene Holton, Edward, George Holton, Sasaki Yuka, and Oh Seug-Woo (as well as his two men). He, Irene Holton, George Holton, and the members of his tomb raiding team have all officially reached and secured their positions as Kings after properly contracting with Heirlooms.

According to Sasaki Yuka's Prince Shōtoku's Future Guide, he is stated to be "The Person who will Swallow the World."

He also wrote Secret Housewife which is loved by many relics such as Nero's Relic. After learning that an abundance of relics love his novel and would follow him if he agreed to work on a sequel, he has decided to work on a second novel whenever he has free time.

His dream is to simply have a future with his comrades whom he developed strong chemistry with.
However, after he was betrayed by Chairman Kwon Tae-Joon and left to die at The Great Prison but was given a second chance by the Crow, he instead prioritizes taking all the good relics before the monopolizers can take them and making things right for himself, his comrades, and the innocent masses harmed by the greedy and selfish monopolizers. After all, he cannot pursue a life of happiness unless the greedy and selfish people who care only about themselves and their benefits and exploited and executed him and his people over fear that they would take their positions and everybody else for being trash in their eyes despite monopolizing everything including information and necessities experience karmic retribution.

His four main goals is to take revenge against TKBM, prevent Pandora and the greedy monopolizers from controlling the world and enslaving the people, recruit his old teammates (excluding the traitor and Pandora's watchdog) and place them in the highest positions, and take all the relics in the world for himself.

He caused Kwon Tae-Joon's company to be in a state of severe financial crisis, compelled people to boycott TKBM, obtained TKBM buildings, stocks, and shares, stole all the relics inside Kwon Tae-Joon's Warehouse Relic, portrayed TKBM members as terrorists while the company's reputation and image severely diminished, had Irene Holton pressure all of its business partners, trade partners, investors, advertisers, and remaining networks into denying assistance to TKBM, caused a vast majority of staff and evacuation team members to resign, and inflicted numerous curses on a hospitalized Kwon Tae-Joon using his Ju-Ryeong-Gu. Also, TKBM lost the chance to obtain Qin Shi Huang's Elixir Plant and recruit Yoo Jae-Ha and Julian Miller. On a side note, thanks to him, Kwon Tae-Joon became the enemy of the U.S. and Europe and was temporarily turned into a shriveled corpse inside a coffin, Yoon Si-Woo and Lee Jin-Ah were publicly embarrassed, and Kwon Tae-Joon's children were imprisoned for crimes against humanity. Consequently, on top of facing lawsuits worth billions of dollars in damages, TKBM had no choice but to sell its precious relics and evacuation rights at cheap prices to barely recover from those losses. In the end, TKBM barely managed to retain its position as a top-tier evacuation team since it had relics, tomb evacuation rights, knowledge on tombs and relics, and minor support from most countries and businesses.

He eliminated Dowsing McCann, Henry, John Harper, Keira Clark, Matthew Tyler, Ronnie Hansen, and Wade Harman. He stole Zoroaster's Avesta, inflicted Francisco with incurable illnesses, sent Richard Jang to prison, and made Chairman Kwon Tae-Joon kill Yang Chen. He exposed the corruption of 80% of Pandora members and allies which resulted in their arrests and Pandora's image and reputation being permanently damaged. He prevented Pandora from profiting off on the public and monopolizing the distribution of healing relics. He formed advantageous business relationships with country leaders, royal family members, and the Holton Family. He saved Sasaki Yuka who, in turn, became the manager of his fan club which secretly consists of talented female relic users of all ages and backgrounds in order to compensate for a lack of manpower in his tomb raiding team. He obtained additional allies such as Irene Holton, Edward, George Holton, and Oh Seug-Woo (as well as his two men). He successfully conquered the Tomb of Sloth, Tomb of Lust, Tomb of Envy, Tomb of Wrath, Tomb of Pride, Tomb of Greed, and Tomb of Gluttony. He monopolized the Heirlooms and removed the other Kings from their positions.

## Quotes

* *This world is so shitty.*
* *You son of a bitch! You became scared of us after we helped you rise to the top!*
* *You fatass snake! You're still not satisfied after eating all of my comrades?! Fine! Go ahead! I'll fucking rip your insides out! And that Kwon Tae-Joon bastard...Even if I die and become a ghost, I'll do whatever I can to ruin your life!!*
* *You damn bastards, see if I trust any bastard with relics from now on! I'm going to become an evil spirit and haunt those bastards for the rest of their lives!*
* *Sorry but I don’t plan on dying quietly.*
* *It's not the first day I could hear a damn relic's voice.*
* *Interesting my ass. I don't know which god's item you are, but let me out of here while I'm asking you nicely.*
* *Don't talk as if you know me. Do you think I wanted to live this way? My life...Fuck! I'm getting mad just thinking about it again. That fucking geezer. I'll do whatever I can to kill him!*
* *No, forget pleading the fifth or whatever. I need to know what the hell is going on in order to respond.*
* *After the world was engulfed with relics, I believed there wasn't anything else that could surprise me anymore. But I guess today was a day filled with surprises. First, I never believed there was a tomb that would make me, the greatest evacuator, tremble in fear. Second, my mission of entering that tomb was a trap devised by that bastard, Kwon Tae-Joon. And lastly, right before I died...I suddenly came back 15 years into the past. I don't know how that was possible, but it seems this is the biggest chance that I'll ever get. I can claim all the relics before anyone else can!*
* *Hey old lady, you need to know what you can hit and what you can’t hit.*
* *Oh my, I thought you needed 8 weeks for a full recovery. Your hand seems to be perfectly fine.*
* *Aren’t you going to put me in the holding cell? I'm sleepy so I'm just going to go in and get some rest.*
* *Criminal records? That shit doesn't even matter anymore. Once the relics show up, the world is going to be thrown in a lawless chaos.*
* *You damn bastards, it looks like there are some important stuff in here so have fun crying.*
* *You fucking Crow bastard! Do you think my life is just a shitty game?*
* *Even without thinking about revenge, I need to hurry up in order to not have the same kind of life.*
* *Damn it, why did I erase those winning lottery numbers from my memories.*
* *There are some useful punks right there.*
* *Ah, looks like I might have to call an ambulance just in case. It’ll be complicated if they end up dying.*
* *Morons. The reason I didn't want the Inspector here was so that I don't get punished for excessive self-defense.*
* *I don't have a letter of resignation on me so inform the boss verbally. I'm done with you guys now.*
* *Oh, and also before I leave...my delayed wages and severance pay, hand them over right now.*
* *That's right, keep panicking. This is the result of 15 years of fighting.*
* *You guys are done already? Damn, I feel bad for you all now. The world is only going to get tougher from here on out.*
* *You got balls for pulling a knife on me. I'll take good care of this for you. Now, watch and learn...this is how you're really supposed to use this thing.*
* *Stop exaggerating, I didn’t even stab him that deep.*
* *Hand it over if you don't want to fucking die!*
* *Looks like you idiots haven’t been punished enough.*
* *Wow, you guys are fucking poor. You don't have anything else?*
* *If I search you guys and find something else, then you guys are fucking dead.*
* *Oh? What's this? This looks pretty damn valuable. If the word 'please' came out of your mouth, then it must mean it's pretty valuable, right? I'm taking it.*
* *Hey you old hag, you should've treated me better. When someone does work for you. You should pay them properly. Also, you should switch up your security codes every 6 months or so. Anyway, enjoy your time in jail.*
* *Are you an idiot? Why wouldn’t you be able to remember that?*
* *Sigh, he's never been able to live up to his physique.*
* *If you know what you did wrong then hurry up and resolve this mess and tell me what orders you were given. What did your superiors tell you to do?*
* *Stop fucking around. I'm a resident here, so I have the right to know. I need to know why the entire military is here armed with weapons. I think you're not understanding the situation you're in right now because you're making a big mistake. You know that I can report you to the authorities for pulling a gun on a civilian, right? So stop making this situation worse than it needs to be. I just want to know the reasons.*
* *These bastards. I dare you try and take it this time. That relic is mine.*
* *Hah, so these guys are just amateurs. I'll be taking the lead then.*
* *You idiots. Try blowing it up for 100 days, see if you can get inside.*
* *Relics are funny entities. They like to introduce themselves this way, and hope that they are noticed by the world. It's like they think are the main characters in a fantasy world.*
* *Well this is pretty good. But please get these windows out of my face. I can't see shit.*
* *Dumbasses. They're actually chasing after me. Then let's give them a bit of hard time.*
* *Those morons would have just taken it without knowing anything.*
* *Be quiet. You know, I never trusted you relics. Even if I were to pass the trial, there's no guarantee that you will reward me with something normal. You relics are always the same. Who's to say the reward you give me won't turn me into a psychopathic murderer.*
* *Tools are made for humans to use. So, how would it make sense if a human could not read the tool's thoughts?*
* *Planning to give me fake relics imbued with a curse, huh? It's ironic that the purpose of this trial was about honesty in the first place.*
* *You can’t open your hearts to these damn tools. Relics did give many abilities and wealth to people, however, their true nature was that of parasites. If the three greatest human desires were for food, sex, and sleep, these bastards’ three greatest desires were to look down on humans, ridicule humans, and kill humans. It was a sort of pay the price for the abilities and the wealth they gave you. These tiny devils seduced humans with amazing abilities before crippling and trying to kill their so-called masters. That is why relics need to be taught a lesson.*
* *I have no desire to complete your test and laugh along and be friendly with you bastards.*
* *I don't fucking need this so-called 'mutual relationship' with these damn relics. Let's see how long you can endure. I'll assert my dominance and force you into submission.*
* *Useless things that can't do anything without humans should just shut up and be controlled.*
* *That's why this time, I'm never going to use sociability. Sociability will be for dogs, got it? So just submit to me, relic! If you're not willing to submit to me, then I'll just fucking break you into pieces. You think I won't do that?!*
* *These guys are too easy. I wonder if they can even escape a tomb that's crumbling down upon them.*
* *Close the tomb, relic.*
* *Well, that's good to hear. Let's head in, I'm starving.*
* *You son of a bitch. I won’t suffer in your hands this time.*
* *What the hell were you doing that it took you so long to pick up?*
* *If you don’t see him then make sure to tell me that. However, if he was there and you lie to me, I will kill you.*
* *That's something for you guys to figure out on your own.*
* *In any case, unlike you guys, I know a thing or two about business. Since what I'm telling you to do can be treated as a business, I'll pay you guys depending on the quality of the information you provide.*
* *Really? You don't want money? I was trying to create a mutually beneficial situation but it's fine if you don’t want to do it.*
* *If you don't like this deal I'm offering, then fine. I'll just save some money then. Because no matter what, you guys are going to the Midas. Seems like I didn't beat enough sense into you last time. If that's the case, I'll just come beat your ass until you agree to go. Sounds good?*
* *Shut up. You're too loud. Did you think I couldn't understand you.*
* *Can't you tell? Hey moron, are your eyes just for show? You must be as blind as a bat.*
* *Well you started it first, dumbass.*
* *He doesn't even try to mask their auras. As expected of an amateur. I don't know what kind of relics they are, but now I want it.*
* *Hey man, just let it slide. I don't have any money on me right now. Besides, the clothes don't look that expensive either.*
* *You should take good care of your ID card.*
* *This is practically robbery. Why should I listen to you?*
* *Then go ahead and shoot me. But I recommend you don't do that. It's not going to work.*
* *Well, you should feel lucky that it ended with just that even though you are inside a tomb.*
* *That's right. That relic is mine now, so stop thinking about it.*
* *Just stay put, dumbass. Just so you know, that trap is going to be a bit bothersome.*
* *Yes, you idiot. How can you not realize it when it is right in front of you?*
* *Fucking dumbass. Trying to pick a fight without having proper knowledge of these tombs.*
* *That Crow bastard...it's really treating me like a game character. Alright, whatever! Just keep toying around with me then! I'm still getting that reward, so I don't have much to complain about.*
* *How dare a mere relic tell me what to do.*
* *I don't know whether they have pride in their original appearances or are angry at having to submit to a human.*
* *Follow me, everyone. I'll lead you out of here. You don't have to question me. I'm not a bad person.*
* *Of course it was me. Who else could it have been? I can't believe you couldn't even locate the relic even though you got here first. You're seriously a dumbass.*
* *What, you're telling me you still haven’t found it even with a seer on your side? You didn’t find it even though it was right in front of you?*
* *I refuse. Why should I when I can just dominate you!*
* *You're being too loud so shut up for now.*
* *The one who is being tested here isn't me. It's you who is being tested. If you don't submit to me, then I'll fucking shatter you into pieces.*
* *Hold it. Don't try to blend into the crowd. Are you planning to get rid of these people after you get outside as well?*
* *Thanks for that information, dumbass. I guess you were desperate to live if you were willing to tell me some vital information.*
* *Who the fuck wants to work for some trash like you.*
* *I was never going to join you guys. You are just bastards who are willing to kill people to keep them quiet. You guys are animals that are even worse than the relics.*
* *Who was the one that first talking about killing the rest of us? Mouri or Mogi or whatever his name is, I'll make sure to let your superior know. Abe Kiyoshi was rushing things in Korea relying just on the seer and ended up dying!*
* *It was the best when the exit was connected to the women’s bath.*
* *You fuckers need to shut the hell up! Which one of you started it?!*
* *Just be quiet. Have a good taste of the toilet.*
* *But I really don't have any choice. If I don't dominate these relics, then they will all eventually betray me.*
* *Are you telling me to choose which one I'll utilize the most, Crow? Why are you making me choose this? Is this some sort of trial? Just because my arm is in this state doesn't mean I'm going to stop what I am doing. I'll choose the Path of Dominance.*
* *What the fuck! Why didn't I get anything? Aren't you supposed to get some sort of prize box in this situation? If you're going to imitate a game-like setting, then you should do it properly?*
* *It's not like I have much to lose anyway. If I die after eating this, then I guess that's my fate. That only means that I didn't have what it takes to be an relic user.*
* *Alright, get out of there. Let's go home now. Ah, fuck. You're all nasty now. I regret shoving you inside a toilet bowl.*
* *Just what are you planning, Crow? Is there some benefit you will receive by allowing me to have this advantage over others? Answer me! You're good at talking so just use those shiny status windows to talk to me!*
* *I was originally planning on leaving that prophetic relic user alone because she would eventually die off and disappear but since they dare to try to locate my position, everything changes now. On top of all that, since they are associated with that bastard, CEO Kwon, I can't really leave them alone. I'm going to disrupt his plans as much as possible.*
* *As expected, sushi at its birthplace really is delicious.*
* *It's impressive she came to meet me in person.*
* *What the fuck is she on? I think I know what she's trying to say but what the fuck is wrong with her?! How is she like this in this current situation right now?*
* *They don't like me so they probably won't let you come with me. They're pretty boring, right? I wouldn't be surprised if they make you do tedious tasks everyday as well.*
* *Okay, let's escape together and give them a hard time. Make sure to keep up, alright?*
* *I knew you guys would try to pull something like this, so I set up my rope beforehand.*
* *Don't worry about them. I just tied them up for a bit so that they wouldn't bother us. Anyhow, shall we go on our date?*
* *You mean compensate not negotiate. You idiot.*
* *It'll be a pain if the Japanese soldiers were to bother us. Did you really think I wouldn't know who you are? You're the Future Diary User, right?*
* *Alright, now that this onii-san went on a date with you, why don't we talk some business?*
* *Haha, what are you talking about? We are spending time together in this couple's room café, no? If this isn't a date, then what is?*
* *I hope you can be understanding that this date is a little rough. This is this onii-san's style.*
* *I was planning to kill you earlier. If you came a little bit closer, I was thinking of slashing your throat with Muramasa. But since you were a lot dumber than I thought, we were able to come this far. Take out your Future Guide. Write down everything you see in here.*
* *I will slice your neck if you get even a single character wrong.*
* *I can force you to call it if you don’t want to do it.*
* *I can't believe you don't even know something as basic as this.*
* *I'll free your hand for now so shut up and write down everything that appears on the Future Diary. I'll kill you if you miss anything.*
* *Anyway, make sure you get nothing wrong as you write things down. I’ll kill you if you write anything weird.*
* *Do you want me to help you rest forever?*
* *I'm sure it would hurt more if you lost your hand.*
* *You think you hold that much of a value to me? Forgot it. I believe you're misunderstanding something right now. You thought that you were the one using the relic but unfortunately, you were the one being used by the relic. This will probably be the only way for you to survive.*
* *You morons are the ones who don't understand the situation. You dare to attack a relic user without any relics.*
* *What a joke. Go ahead and try if you have the skills to do so.*
* *Here, just eat this. This belonged to Abe. I'll give it back to you guys. I heard the taste is to kill for.*
* *That line could mean that a SS rank relic might appear at the auction house. Did CEO Kwon obtain that relic in order for him to become that power figure in the past? If that's the case, I'll definitely take it from you.*
* *This place is always so loud.*
* *I wonder what the other punks are doing right about now.*
* *Look at you guys acting all high and mighty. You're in America and you're asking him to speak in Korean.*
* *These three are my guests. Allow me to vouch for these guys.*
* *Hahaha, it's fine. It's understandable considering their lack of fashion sense.*
* *No? He said they were going to kick you guys out because they thought you were black consumers so I was resolving the misunderstanding.*
* *By the way, I ordered everything from top to bottom. You guys pay the bill for my helping you resolve this misunderstanding.*
* *Although it looks like I need to train them some more since they seem to be getting some funny ideas.*
* *Are you assuming I don't have any money to buy from here?*
* *Did you forget that this is the city of gambling? You can accomplish anything with some money.*
* *Alright, let's move to a different location. Stop gawking around, and follow me. I'm going to trade this in for cash.*
* *Fine by me. You won't be able to find anything in the first place.*
* *Stop getting impressed over everything.*
* *Looks like you guys are misunderstanding something. That money isn't for you guys.*
* *Enough with your bipolar act. Just hurry and find the next jackpot machines.*
* *You might have a reason to see me, but I have no reasons to see you!*
* *No, wait! I've had a girlfriend now......no, that’s not it, don't approach that woman!*
* *He doesn't recognize me for now. But I'll take all of the relics that you were supposed to get during the auction. The winner will be me this time.*
* *Why else would it happen now? Who told you to be in the same place as the Monarch of Destitution?*
* *Good, good job. Keep on rising! Rise some more!*
* *The enemy of my enemy is my friend. I can make good use of this woman then.*
* *I knew you would come. Buying an entrance ticket is the same as buying a piece of gum for you. Irene Holton. I'm curious as to what you will become.*
* *Good. It looks like it would benefit me to stay in the same place as the Monarch of Destitution like this.*
* *I guess there are a lot of useless collectibles for the rich because the Great Tomb Appearance hasn’t happened yet.*
* *Who cares about whether the relics are in pain. It's fine as long as I don't die.*
* *I can't believe the happier the user becomes, the stronger the effects of her relic become as well. What kind of a psychopathic relic is that?*
* *Don't get your hopes up. I'll feel bad if we weren't able to come to an agreement with our trade.*
* *Besides, just because your luck gets better doesn't mean that you will stop bringing misfortune to the people around you?*
* *As expected of the Monarch of Destitution. Everybody is starting to go crazy for the item.*
* *Fucking bastard...so this was the place where he got that relic from. This time, I will take it away from you. If that relic falls into that bastard's hands again, then my current life will become a repeat of my past.*
* *You ignorant bastard! What the hell do you mean it restores virility?! Fuck, this is embarrassing!*
* *Crazy bastard! You're seriously not going to give up, huh?! Does he know that the relic is SS rank? Well, I don't know how much he knows about the relic but one fact remains. I won't be able to beat him when it comes to money.*
* *Hey, let's begin our trade now. I promise I'll find a solution to your issue. But in exchange, get me that item over there. We'll be swapping our needs with each other. How does that sound?*
* *Fuck that geezer. Anything above a hundred million dollars is outside of my budget range. It was a lost cause for me from the start. However...this is the perfect time for a substitution.*
* *What’s wrong with her? She’s my black knight, no, my black rose.*
* *You get it now? No matter how great you think you are, you're shit compared to the Holton family.*
* *Alright, be a good boy and stop bidding. Chairman Kwon.*
* *You guys can’t beat the Holton household right now even if all of you gathered your money together.*
* *You said you want to buy my luck but I have no plans on selling my luck to you.*
* *No, I think it is more accurate to say that I don't have the item you are looking for.*
* *Your problem isn't something that can't be fixed by having more things added or given to you. The way we can fix your issue is by having something extracted from you.*
* *Don't tell me you don't have it. I'm sure there is a suspicious item that is following you around. Please give me that item. Then your misfortunes will disappear.*
* *I'm not interested in your body so stop making weird assumptions.*
* *I've seen too many guys who fell for the Monarch of Destitution and ended up in ruins.*
* *Yes. It’s better to have some super rich people owe me a favor.*
* *If I can't forcefully extract the relic from her, then it's best to turn her into my ally. Forming connections with others is also not a bad idea. They might prove to be useful someday.*
* *We didn't come here to enjoy a party. Do as you're told.*
* *It’ll get even more annoying later if I don't thoroughly show them who is the boss right now.*
* *An uncertain superior-subordinate relationship in such a dangerous world would only bring forth dangerous results.*
* *Something feels off...did I leave a cat to be in charge of the fish?*
* *Wait. I have a favor to ask of you. It's nothing special. Just that you will be rewarded handsomely.*
* *Then do you guys have four legs or something?*
* *What are you guys doing without me?*
* *You dare take my money and flee?*
* *How? Well if you use the Gold Axe, it's not hard to find you bastards.*
* *Stop making bullshit excuses if you don't want your head to get lopped off.*
* *You morons. You should have tried to kill me and take all my money. How can you call yourself men without even having the guts to try that?*
* *It is cute seeing guys like this after seeing shameless and dirty bastards for most of my past life. These guys were simpler and more innocent than I had expected.*
* *An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth...I will answer your betrayal with another betrayal!*
* *Nothing much. I guess you could say I was just testing out this guy's power. Nothing will happen if you guys don't do anything to betray me.*
* *However, you shouldn’t test it out since having the wrong idea will break your bodies into pieces. Don’t say I didn't warn you.*
* *You can just perceive it as if you have signed a slave contract with me.*
* *If you do what I tell you to, I'll make it so you can open hundreds of those stupid franchises.*
* *Then you can gift your mom a few stores instead of just sending her some allowance.*
* *Also, one thing you guys should know is that the world is soon going to flip over. But you guys will be fine. Do you know why? It's because you guys are my little slaves.*
* *Do you see that whiny sapling there? Your task is to grow this almond tree and propagate it. It's not going to bite you guys so hurry up and plant it into the pot over there. It's best for you guys that I don't have to repeat myself. Also, that tree is worth 500 million dollars so treat it well.*
* *It takes long to grow, you need to keep it happy, and you need to watch over it at all times.*
* *So take good care of it and make sure it doesn't die. Take a picture once a day to send to me to report its condition.*
* *Even though I don't have this number saved, it's a number I'm all too familiar with.*
* *But your tone sounds quite rude for someone you're calling for the first time. I'm going to hang up if there's nothing to discuss.*
* *I'm going to hang up now because I am busy. Mr. Kwon Tae-Joon of TKBM.*
* *It wouldn't be weird for Chairman Kwon to connect with a Midas employee and have them give him my number.*
* *You're being awfully rude to your boss. Do you want me to chop you in half with this axe?*
* *It looks like he's had to visit quite a lot of places to find me. He’s still the same.*
* *He took the bait. What a dumbass. He doesn't even realize he's caught in my trap.*
* *Sure, we can chat. But isn’t this our first time meeting each other?*
* *Then why don't you start by fixing that rotten tone of yours.*
* *That old bastard's still looking down on me seeing how he only sent out Yoon Si-Woo and him alone.*
* *Weren’t you the one who came to see me? Then fix your tone and sit straight. Then I will listen to what you have to say.*
* *He’s still a useless fool who complained about being inferior to me.*
* *How great. Let's teach this bastard a lesson like I used to.*
* *Those with more pride are bound to feel more shame.*
* *Now that you mention it, I do remember seeing you there! You were that loser who was sucking that old geezer's ass!*
* *Now that I think about it, I did get a call from Chairman Kwon Tae-Joon. I guess he really needs that sexual enhancer. Does he have a new mistress or something?*
* *It looks like you came all this way to deliver that tree to Chairman Kwon. What a good loyal dog.*
* *I will say this again but you are the one who came here to see me, I have no reason to listen. Why don't you think things through properly?*
* *Your tone sounds much better. But you are still lacking common sense. Shouldn't you introduce yourself first? Or hand over a business card or something?*
* *I met Irene Holton for the first time in the auction house. She kept following me around after I told her she was pretty.*
* *I got annoyed with her following me so I said I'll give her my number if she buys that for me.*
* *You seriously believed me? I wish I had an amusing guy like you as my henchman.*
* *Didn't I warn you already? Of course, it won't work, not after your control over the relics has decreased, dumbass!*
* *That’s why I always told you not to be useless and feel inferior.*
* *Getting used by your own relic. Serves you right.*
* *It wouldn’t be fun if they didn't take the bait when I purposely sent Yoon Si-Woo back like that.*
* *Offer? What kind of offer did that old grouch make?*
* *I was wondering why you came here but it was a fucking slave contract.*
* *What if I decline your offer? You see, this offer holds no value to me. I already know what that old geezer is planning.*
* *Haha, there we go. Now you're realizing your true colors. So, are you trying to threaten me? After all, you're essentially saying if I don't want to die, I need to work for you guys.*
* *Have you ever thought that the person spewing such nonsense might be in danger?*
* *Let me give you a warning. It’s best for you to get lost while I'm asking nicely.*
* *Miss lawyer, allow me to give you an additional piece of advice. When you try to pick a fight with someone, always choose your opponent wisely. That's if you value your life, of course. The only person who will disappear without any trace right now is you.*
* *Anybody with a lot of societal experiences would have realized it right away. They would be able to tell if the person in front of them was a dog who could be controlled with a bone and whip method. If not, they would be able to tell if the person is a wild animal they should tuck their tails and run away from.*
* *Aha, so that's why you were quite confident about this whole matter. Do you really think I won't be able to do it then?*
* *Miss lawyer. You seem to have understood something completely wrong since earlier. Unlike Chairman Kwon, I don’t care to keep relics a secret.*
* *What are you guys doing? Hurry and record this! Isn't it pretty cool, seeing all these shiny powders float around? After you record it, make sure to upload it on online platforms!*
* *It’ll be over soon. Stand guard over there for a bit if you have nothing to do.*
* *Who is the idiot who didn't even realize the crazy bastard she was trying to mess with?*
* *Let me give you a warning for my little junior lady. I've seen quite a lot of relic users until now. The people who try to force those who knows where the hell they came from rules are always the first to die.*
* *If you have some relics with you, it's best that you use them right now because this next attack won't be so easy to deflect.*
* *That's right, dumbass. Cut down the enemy who seeks to harm me, Silver Axe.*
* *In simple terms, it’s for creating eye candy, no, no, disarming the enemy.*
* *Good luck finding an exorcism relic to return these bastards to normal, Kwon Tae-Joon.*
* *Now that you got a good view of it, prepare to write a thorough eye witness account on SNS.*
* *It doesn’t matter. The one who will get upset about this news spreading is some old man and not me.*
* *Even if you scam others to get it, let’s do it on a fair playing field where everyone knows the rules of the game.*
* *Stop ordering me around, fucking relic! You sent me to the past with zero warning and turned my life into some shitty game imitation! And now you're finally talking to me?*
* *The fact that I have no information is too dangerous.*
* *It's a bit troublesome if you're being like this, Mr. Kwon Tae-Joon. You shouldn't be trying to dominate humans especially when they're someone else's subordinates. It's probably best if you stopped now, no?*
* *I told you to pull your power back because it is unpleasant.*
* *Do you think you’ll be faster or I'll be faster?*
* *Did you think I wouldn't know you would use this?*
* *I stole it from you earlier. I'm pretty skilled with my hands, you see. I'll use it well.*
* *You should have done a better job protecting it then.*
* *It’s the skill you complimented the most, you old bastard.*
* *You're still going to keep up this whole game charade, Crow? Alright, whatever. Just inspect this relic's stats for me.*
* *What's with all this commotion? I thought you didn't want the existence of relics to be known, right?*
* *For Chairman Kwon to be the one to pull the trigger for that. He’ll probably faint when he realizes this later.*
* *I need to make it have the least amount of casualties as possible.*
* *You see, this all happened because the old geezer over there wouldn't stop showing off his powers.*
* *You're still going to act like that in this situation? Isn't it common sense for us to figure out a way to defeat this tomb first?*
* *What an arrogant bastard. It sucks that it's not unfounded confidence. Curse this geezer. I need to do whatever it takes to leave this place alive and fast.*
* *You guys need to leave this area and take cover. Since you guys are just worthless creatures to these relics, you guys should be able to freely leave this area.*
* *You can just say it's the difference in our skills, geezer.*
* *I got you now. You arrogant relic bastards.*
* *Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth. Have a taste of your medicine!*
* *You guys might be SS rank relics, but really, tool scraps like you guys dare to crawl up here?*
* *This is what happens when you only care about your rank and let your guard down!*
* *Oh, then why don't you try attacking me again?*
* *This is a favorable situation for me. I'll just attack them while their attention is diverted elsewhere.*
* *It seems you're the only one with some senses. I'll beat your ass first then.*
* *Damn it, what kind of human has no lust?*
* *Fuck. I see how it is. It isn't because the questions themselves were easy enough that even a child can answer them correctly but is because the child didn't live long enough to commit any sin.*
* *Are you serious? I don't even get a moment to rest. Alright, you fucks. Come at me! I don't care if you all attack me at once! I'll just fucking kill you all!*
* *It probably means that this bastard is connected whether it is the past or future.*
* *I'll have to force those bastards to listen to me.*
* *I don't want to lecture to an item but I will tell you something.*
* *Don't look down on the humans who uses your tools.*
* *Nice, can you find him? Let's go say hi.*
* *I'm saying start those damn 42 questions again. I'll answer yes as many times as you want. But you will change the questions to the ones I tell you to ask if you do not want to be in pain. Got it?*
* *Alright, hurry up and ask me the 42 questions again. Little black doggo.*
* *Give me the test again because I will make you mine!*
* *Pain is the relic’s weakness.*
* *Haha. I’ll make a good amount of money gathering and selling these gold dust.*
* *You talk too much. Hurry up and move to the next part.*
* *Hey, item. You shut up and ask the questions as I tell you. First question. Did you ever steal anything.*
* *Why the hell should I care, idiot? This isn't even the posthumous judgment. Do you think I'm dead? Huh? Answer me?*
* *I don’t like repeating myself. Repeat after me if you don’t want to die. Okay, did you ever steal anything.*
* *Oh, I will own you. But if that doesn't work out, I'll destroy you. If you break, that means we're not meant to be together. Isn't it simple?*
* *Get rid of the swearing and speak respectfully! Have respect for humans!*
* *Of course, why would I just sit back and let them hit me? Okay, next question. The world’s most talented Seo Joo-Heon-nim, have you ever ogled a woman who was passing by.*
* *Are you even a man if you don't look? Okay, last question. You figure out the title on your own!*
* *Of course, it is natural for humans. If you understand, never ask those kind of questions ever again!*
* *You get whipped around by relics if you pay attention to what they say.*
* *Cut this out. Shut the tomb down, relic.*
* *What nonsense from a stupid phone salesman.*
* *Get lost, I have no business left with you. You old bastard.*
* *You dare say work for you while you ask to work with me? Doesn't that line show your evil thoughts? Sure, you will invest in me but you will make me spit out as much results as you invest. Then you could throw me away like I mean nothing when you feel like it. All you want to do is use me, but you say you want to work with me? You would make a dog laugh.*
* *What? You'll provide healthcare? I can't just stand here listening to that bullshit, you old geezer. I still remember the day the Elixir Plant ended up in your hands. You treated me like a slave using it as bait to cure my disease.*
* *How about you stop acting and get the hell up. You're not someone who would die with something like that.*
* *Why? Are you going to report me to the cops? Do it. There won't be any evidence.*
* *You don't know how easy it is to get rid of a stupid phone company like yours.*
* *Now then, should I give a thank you gift to the Chairman-nim who tried to scout me?*
* *TKBM will end up becoming an important company so I will thoroughly use them for my benefit.*
* *This bastard is someone I need to make experience the worst before I kill him.*
* *So, just wait. I will stomp on you from a monopolizer position. I will thoroughly use you until then.*
* *Have you heard of something called mutiny, old man? That's what I'm about to do. You're right, it is an obvious choice to get on your side but I don't want to. Just think of it as me hating the look on your face.*
* *Muramasa is the perfect weapon for mutiny. It becomes stronger the higher the rank of its opponent is. Let's test if you'll shut your mouth if I stab you with Muramasa, full power!*
* *That old geezer quacked about me over doing things. And he wasn't wrong. This is reckless. But letting my archenemy go just like that? That is just wrong.*
* *I did this much yet I couldn't end your life. This is extremely annoying, indeed.*
* *I wish it was but it's not a dead body.*
* *Also, speak politely because my patience runs thin.*
* *Looks like the secret is gone from the world. They deserve it.*
* *He might not die but he can't avoid the pain.*
* *Other bastards would let them break. I have a method.*
* *I have a solution to this issue. I have useful friends.*
* *Irene. I know it’s not a good time to call, but I called you because I was so happy. I found the way to find a way to resolve your curse.*
* *It's not a complete lie and I also need to be more active in finding a solution for your curse.*
* *I'd rather go find another relic than become friendly with a restoration relic or study.*
* *I need to either take away his relic or make him my slave.*
* *Yoo Jae-Ha. See what happens if I catch you.*
* *What’s the problem? We’re just meeting a woman.*
* *You punks are the ones who are in harm’s way by being around her.*
* *We need that bastard to tell her how to get rid of her curse. It’s killing two birds with one stone.*
* *I'm terrible at explanations.*
* *Well, might as well take everything I can here and there before telling her.*
* *He’s leaving his prints behind for me.*
* *He is a tough one. We must have hope.*
* *He's not that easy to kill. Now, let's head inside.*
* *The fuck are you doing, idiot! We're here to lure Yoo Jae-Ha out. Use your brain, look.*
* *It’s fine if it is you even if Yoo Jae-Ha is not here. I just wanted to hire him to do something.*
* *Before that, do you perhaps know what is inside this backpack?*
* *You do recognize them. You are Yoo Jae-Ha’s assistant right? Then do you know how to restore them? It doesn't matter to me who it is as long as they know how to restore the relics.*
* *That damn scamming Rapunzel bastard.*
* *That bastard can survive falling off a plane so no way he died in a car.*
* *A good bait hooks a good fish.*
* *Think of it as making a bet then. Let's see if our plan fails or succeeds.*
* *An estimate sheet like this is useless.*
* *It doesn't matter. I won't be paying him.*
* *You’re asking me what I'm doing? That’s the question I want to ask you.*
* *What the fuck do you think you are trying to do?*
* *Did you think I wouldn't realize it if you switched them to others that looked the same?*
* *These damn bastards only learned the bad things.*
* *Look at this bullshit. I can't believe this woman fearlessly swapped my relics with fake ones. What should I do with her?*
* *I got you now, Yoo Jae-Ha.*
* *Tie him up, rope.*
* *Shut up. I'll take my things first.*
* *7407 my ass. Your passcode has always been 1028. Apparently it was the birthday of an AV actress you had a huge crush on when you were younger. You stupid idiot.*
* *How do I know? You blurted it out every time you got drunk, you bastard.*
* *Does it matter? You're the one who did wrong.*
* *It was that money, power, and weaknesses could not buy a person's heart to completely win them over.*
* *However, it was impossible to teach this bastard a sense of loyalty. Maybe it was because Yoo Jae-Ha was stabbed in the back by someone he trusted, but he had ended up a twisted person who didn't trust anybody.*
* *I’ve never tried it, but do I need to be gentle with him and care for him?*
* *People really can’t try to do things they don't normally do.*
* *My troublemaking subordinate bastard, I was trying to treat you well this time.*
* *What do you think of my novel?*
* *It’s only natural that you won't charge for the restoration. Go bring a contract.*
* *Slave is a strong word. Exclusive contract, on the other hand, is a better word.*
* *What is it? You were the one who signed it. Did you not read it first?*
* *You’re free to call the cops, but you know you are at a disadvantage, right?*
* *Think carefully as not everything in there is terrible for you.*
* *It means that I will take care of you from now on. Where on Earth can you find a deal like this?*
* *Although I tied him up with me using a deal, I must get his heart. Using power to empower him has its limits.*
* *Aigoo, look who it is. Did the Chairman-nim call to get his relics restored?*
* *Oh my, I'm really sorry. Yoo Jae-Ha has already become my exclusive restorer.*
* *Let me deliver Yoo Jae-Ha’s message for him. He said to go find yourself another restorer, you retard.*
* *You are about to say it right now.*
* *It’s best to not mistake which rope you should grab.*
* *I'll have you know that Chairman Kwon's is a rotten rope. I am the rope you should grab.*
* *You are the first card to do that. Yoo Jae-Ha.*
* *Okay then, let's start with a nice and slow conversation. My name is Seo Joo-Heon and I'm from Seoul. What I do...I guess I can say that I am the leader of a new evacuation team. I'm planning on putting you the seat of repairman. Alright, your turn.*
* *You're literally on your toes, guard up. I wanted to lighten it up a bit.*
* *Are such stupid counterfeits still considered paintings?*
* *I guess you still have your pride as an artist even though you scam people with other people's paintings.*
* *Well, it's not that you aren't talented. Why don't you stop the counterfeiting and draw your own paintings?*
* *Sorry, but I took a look. Well, it does seem like your style of painting is the same as Jean Richard’s that sells the best right now.*
* *Do you want to be Jean Richard's ghost painter or something? How useless.*
* *But he turned into a scammer after throwing away everything including his creed when he became broken.*
* *I don’t know much about it, but I guess art is something that can so easily be copied. Then I guess your art was nothing much either.*
* *Anyway, he used the relic to perfectly copy Yoo Jae-Ha. Yoo Jae-Ha was a talented but nameless newbie. Whether it was a thesis or art, no matter what the truth was, the famous bastard would usually win and the poor weak soul would get buried.*
* *I will get that stolen painting back for you from Jean Richard.*
* *Submission through force always brings forth evil intentions and betrayal.*
* *Don’t worry about that. I'm trying to buy the future you and not the present you.*
* *Jean Richard is well-connected with the upper echelon of society so people like Chairman Kwon who are wary of them cannot do it. But it is possible for me.*
* *It's game over. He can't turn me down anymore.*
* *Are you done responding to Chairman Kwon?*
* *A proposal for Chairman Kwon? You're going to ask him to take care of Jean Richard and reveal the truth or something?*
* *Do whatever you want. You can do that if you want.*
* *I don't like being compared to that old man but I respect your opinions.*
* *By the way, that is a small gift from me. Use it if Chairman Kwon makes you angry when you meet.*
* *Alright then, really make your decision now. Will you be that bastard's slave forever or will you become my subordinate, restore your name, and get out of here?*
* *Punk. You should have said that from the start. Took you long enough to listen.*
* *What's up, old fart. I'm not here to make a ruckus. I'm just going to take this guy and leave. What, are you going to fight with the broken relic of yours?*
* *Aigoo, did I go too easy on them because they were civilians? Oh well. I won’t kill you guys because we are not in a tomb.*
* *Slave number 1. Hurry up and get up. Otherwise I am leaving without you.*
* *Ah, my mistake. Subordinate number 1.*
* *Don't worry, I will make sure you have a set time to come and leave work. I'm someone who believes that employees need their free time. So eat whatever you want.*
* *Your work hours end when you are finished with your work. Restoration itself is free time for you. So I'll let you touch relics all you want until you grow tired of it. So eat a ton while you can.*
* *Don't worry. That bastard Richard is someone I need to take care of as well. Richard is a thorn in my eyes as well.*
* *It’s simple. You just need to satisfy someone. You just need to do as I tell you to do. Well, that person will definitely be helpful.*
* *I lied. I needed to persuade you. I picked a more normal looking word to describe.*
* *Hey, don't call me a scammer. Call me the leader, with respect.*
* *Shut the fuck up and get to work.*
* *Oh my, your mouth is full of lies. Do you not feel any guilt or anything? Are you planning to work once a week or something?*
* *My knowledge of relic restoration is a level above yours. You idiot. One week is plenty to restore 10 relics.*
* *Fine, however, if you agree that I know more about it than you do, I will decrease the time from one week to one day. You have no complaints, right?*
* *Look at this punk, he wants a demonstration?*
* *He’s going to bet his salary? He shouldn't say something like that without thinking.*
* *You shouldn't say things like this so easily.*
* *There. Isn’t it easy?*
* *Also, me using restoration relics would destroy them too quickly. They can't tolerate me. It’ll be like using something that could be used 100 times just once and throwing it away.*
* *Shut up and get started. Ah, by the way, I will decrease the time to 10 hours if you fail this time. No eating or leaving work until you are done.*
* *Grow quickly if you hate it that much, Yoo Jae-Ha.*
* *Contract, first page, number 5. Small fries does whatever the boss order without questioning anything he says or does.*
* *It said that, During the duration of the contract, the promisee will be responsible for the promisor's necessities of life, safety, and health from illnesses. In other words, I won’t let any punks I make into my subordinates die. No, I guess it is more accurate to say, I won’t let you all die again.*
* *No, it’s fine. Might as well let them take it to Keira to waste their time investigating. Anyway, we achieved our goal. Now I just need to wrap my hand around the Holton household as well.*
* *That’s perfect. There was something I wanted to meet them and tell them about as well.*
* *Why are you so embarrassed? You hugged me with your naked body not too long ago.*
* *I'm a busy man. I understand how you feel but stop looking for me, you obsessed woman.*
* *What did you expect? Did you really expect me to spare you if I got the information? I'm sorry, but things will be troublesome if I keep you alive. Goodbye, general and one of the Four Emperors. I will make sure to take your place.*
* *I guess I might as well purchase TKBM in the near future.*
* *Good, here’s a masterpiece that will make its mark on history. Something like this should make Rockefeller look like a chump and make people fall for me.*
* *Yes, it does have those scenes you guys are thinking about. Do I need to add some category tags for you to believe me?*
* *I'm done with novels. This was not a territory I could replicate. It’s an extremely profound world. Let’s just go explore some tombs.*
* *I guess you have a ton of time on your hands if you can say such nonsense. Fine. I'll give you some more work.*
* *What nonsense when you get to study with a beautiful lady every day.*
* *I just need to steal the fans someone else has gathered.*
* *That’s why I told you to come with me to the gym. Develop your stamina. You're so weak even though you don't look like it.*
* *I destroyed the Future Guide because it was troublesome. Just go home.*
* *How innocent. Who knows what will happen while you are sleeping?*
* *Number 1. Did you do something behind my back? Did you spread the manuscript to the relics?*
* *I don’t want to be fanboyed by a damn relic.*
* *Really? Then, do whatever you want. Kill me with your fancy fire if you don’t like it.*
* *Think hard about it. I am unable to display my true abilities here. A talented artist like you should know the importance of the environment.*
* *You idiot, the bus has already passed by! Let everyone know that this relic is already mine!*
* *Haha, those bastards are probably looking for us in completely wrong places. It’s definitely darkest underneath the lamp.*
* *Do you think I would fall for a damn relic’s mischief?*
* *And will you hand it over if I win? Your body.*
* *How much to buy you?*
* *Are you telling me to resurrect my old team and get revenge, crow?*
* *But, that was then, and this is now. Actually, I didn't know that I could restore your memories, and I have no intention of demanding your loyalty. After all, your life is your own. Instead, don't get in my way. I won't go easy on you if we meet again.*
* *Likewise, you dare touch my subordinate? You're going to pay.*
* *Trust is a foundational condition for scamming.*
* *Now you can't talk. That means I'm right, right? It's a checkmate.*
* *You'll have to start being my hands and feet as well.*
* *A contract to join. But you don’t have to sign it if you don't want to do so.*
* *You and her are the difference between heaven and earth.*
* *Both of you are similar in age so be good friends. Seol-Ah will be my secretary and aide from now on. Irene is a cooperator we will have the most intimate relationship with.*
* *I can’t watch my subordinates being unable to lift their heads when they're out.*
* *Call over all curators and art merchants when he is doing his exhibition. Close all other art galleries in New York that day. Make sure all of this bastard’s paintings sell, no matter what. Make them sell out.*
* *Yoo Jae-Ha. Make sure your personal exhibition is a success. I’ll kill you if you don’t make it a success when I created this opportunity for you.*
* *Exhibition revenue, 9:1.*
* *What does it matter what we call you? The important thing is the grade that you got, so stop caring about it.*
* *You have to speak properly. I don’t need that bastard. My goal is just the relic in his possession.*
* *Do you understand? There may be people who have never seen porn in their lives, but there is nobody who has only seen porn once.*
* *It’s hard to turn someone into a criminal the first time. But not the second.*
* *Only three people my ass. Each of my subordinates are worth more than 1,000 of you guys.*
* *Ah hello? Hey old man, it's me. Leave the front page of the Times empty. The cover will be ‘Zhuge Kongming, Julian Miller. His hobby is sexual assault.’ Something like that should be fine. The contents can talk about how he makes women faint with thunderbolts to rape them I guess?*
* *Shut up. Only I will get to watch Seol-Ah dance. How dare a relic try to watch it as well.*
* *A gun that you carry for self-defense can be used for murder if it is taken away by a criminal. Just like what happened right now.*
* *Some merchants will try to use these relics as you mentioned. Whether we want it to happen or not, there is a high probability that they will be used for evil if any of them manage to get out of here. In that case, it's better that neither of us take it out.*
* *What's a promise? Can I eat it?*
* *Oh, Seol-Ah. That outfit is the best. You were always beautiful, but you look so lovely today, as if you were the most beautiful woman in the world.*
* *Irene, this tastes amazing. How can you make something taste this good?! I'm so shocked and wowed by your skills! Can you cook for me everyday?*
* *Ohh, Jae-Ha. Your restoration skill is so elegant. I wouldn't be able to use relics at all if it wasn’t for you. I'm always thankful for everything you do. I feel so lucky to have met you.*
* *It was mesmerized by a simple statement. I might really die if I don’t praise it every so often.*
* *Keep the good things for myself.*
* *Do you want to die? Or will you hand it over!?*
* *What’s yours is mine! What's mine is obviously mine!*
* *The law is far but the fist is close!*
* *Give me relics instead of women!*
* *Power, money? Fine! But I don’t need those things from you guys.*
* *You made one of my people cry? Then how about you shit blood!*
* *Do it properly if you're going to disguise yourself. This is not Seol-Ah's size. And over here! Seol-Ah has veins that split into sixteen strands right underneath her boobs! Got it?*
* *Whatever, just stop with the terrible act. You crazy professor. A relic of confusion, my ass! Only a blind person wouldn’t be able to tell! The person is completely different!*
* *I applaud you for charging in here, but let me tell you something since I have the chance to do so. Even if the world splits in half or the two of us are the only people on a deserted island... I will never ever do it with you.*
* *Man, you guys sure drag things out. This is the issue with smart bastards. They waste their time calculating things.*
* *What’s wrong? We made a deal. Did you already forget about the contract? Don’t worry, I’ll give you plenty of incentives. You’re my subordinate.*
* *Use this for me. I've been annoyed at them anyway. How dare they turn me into an unmarried dad?*
* *You have to carefully pick the people you want to fuck over. Got it?*
* *Even without faking the results, you can become that kid's dad.*
* *Relax. It's only a backup plan. If we can kidnap him cleanly, there won't be any need for it. But if we fail, we'll fight with facts and become his guardian.*
* *I'm different. I'm just reuniting Louis Martin with his dad. And coincidentally, that dad happens to be sitting right behind me.*
* *There are relics you should use, and those you shouldn't...You're going to cross that line? Have a taste of your own medicine. An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. An explosion for an explosion.*
* *Now, shouldn't you pay for running away? You've been struggling since you ran away from home, haven’t you? That’s how the world is. Let me welcome you back home!*
* *Here, you can decide. One, I boil you. Two, I chop you up. Three, I set you on fire. The first option is a soup, the second is sashimi, and the third is a whole roast. Just say what you prefer. For reference, I like sushi.*
* *Your sin is daring to underestimate my abilities regardless of who the enemy is.*
* *I don't think there's anything worse than becoming a mummy while alive.*
* *It’s my responsibility as your captain for bringing all of you here.*
* *I can't keep watching my men die. You take them out. I'll be the bait.*
* *I don't know if it was going back in time or reincarnation. But the important thing is, we're living in the past but we still have the memories of then. It's a great opportunity. Think about it, I'll make sure to never let the same thing happen and I need you to help me with that.*
* *What else? What’s yours is mine. As for what’s mine? It’s naturally mine.*
* *Listen carefully. Your Mountains and Streams evacuation team will become a subset of our evacuation team. That means that you are my subordinate. Your subordinates are my manpower. They will come whenever I call for them and hand over all relics as soon as they get them.*
* *Ah. I'll make it clear since we haven’t chatted for a few years. Engagement breaker? Hey. It’s not my fault that the bride to be fell for me! How is that my fault?*
* *Yeah! Get rid of that old-fashioned shirt and glasses if you don't like it! I might wear anything I found but your clothes are way too old-fashioned! Do you know that?!*
* *Get lost. Do you think I would accept some bullshit about how you'll use it for the betterment of society or something?*
* *If you don't shut up, your fiancee... I will seduce her again. Your younger sister as well.*
* *You can rip as much money off people as you want. That is great to see. But don’t rip my slaves off too much. They’re too pitiful. Rip other people off if you want to rip people off.*
* *Furthermore, a bastard like you without any sense of responsibility or duty should not think about being in charge of an evacuation team. It is a position where you hold the lives of your subordinates in your hands.*
* *Seol-Ah will definitely get all of the passengers I let through to safety once she is back. It could be said that I've finished my job.*
* *I'm sure he’s not dead yet but he probably doesn’t even have the strength to shout anymore. So tell him to do it quickly. Then I’ll open it for you.*
* *Okay, then you don't need to buy a coffin, you can just dig a hole.*
* *Only faint? He probably can't wake up because of the shock for a while.*
* *It was about time for the trap to lose its strength. They were probably able to open it when I called. Basically, I didn’t open it for them; they just opened it while causing a ruckus.*
* *Get lost. Why would I put Seol-Ah in danger and send her off to the center of the enemy base?*
* *I don't care about the hierarchy of the relic's world. I'm your master, so you should obey me. Is it not that simple?*
* *The point is, we came back to 15 years ago and we knew what the future brings. I won't let us repeat the same fate again.*
* *Since when did we ever clear tombs the normal way? You know how it is. The method is not important. What is important is that we got the relics. Taking the relics and getting out of the tomb is the most important thing.*
* *Hey Seol-Ah. You'll catch a cold if you walk around dressed like that. It would hurt me so much if you got sick. Come here. Aren’t you cold?*
* *Hey! A person should eat some delicious things in his life! As for this air freshener, I’ll be able to sleep well with it! You know I have trouble sleeping! I'm going to sleep with this thing next to me!*
* *I don't like my mind being fuzzy when I take medicine! I can't focus! The relics are much more effective! Same with this feast! I've never liked anything I got from a store. Why are you all throwing a fuss when they are just consumable relics with no risks?*
* *You got that? Old bastard, you are my toy. So hold yourself together until I rip off your armor and cut off your head. Don’t let anybody else kill you until then.*
* *I’ll continue to give you pain that would make you wish that you were dead until that day comes. It’ll be the same thing you did to me in the past.*
* *You traitor. All my family members died because of you. I will make you pay.*
* *Let me confirm something first. Do you remember me?*
* *That’s for lying to my face. You are now a D rank relic user, you bastard. You can’t use any relics higher than C rank. Actually, you probably can't even use D rank relics properly.*
* *There were enemies all around us at that time. There were numerous hyenas trying to find out our team members’ weaknesses. Of course I modified it.*
* *Are you an idiot? Why would I bring someone who really betrayed us as a team member?*
* *How dare you plot ways to get an easy out when you are Slave number 1. Don’t think about dying for a while. I don’t plan on letting you do that. You definitely have things to feel guilty about. So shut up and work without causing any issues if you really feel guilty. I'll fuck you up if you mess around like you used to when you were the Monarch of Fraud.*
* *You’re all fired. You are all insincere and have neglected your duties. Oh, and ask them if they’ve completed their tasks before playing around like this.*
* *Do you really think I would lose you guys again?*
* *There are monopolizers who are hiding themselves and pretending as if they don't exist. Honestly speaking, those bastards are the most annoying to deal with. You never know when they’ll show themselves and rush past you. But that son of a bitch is not someone who would sit still and not scout Monarchs.*
* *Aigoo, big boss. The salary is too, too low. How can you pay your subordinate so little when the cost of goods is so high these days and when I'm worth so, so much more? Do you want to get fucked up?*
* *Big boss, big boss Ilya, you make people work so much. You run us ragged with everything you make us do. I'm going to sue you for labor law violation. That’s okay, right?*
* *Why the hell did you have to change my memories of Irene into that old bastard? I almost threw up. Do you want to die?*
* *My goodness, you old bastard. Did you really want to flaunt your power like that at your age?*
* *How dare he try to steal my team members. Only I can put my team members to work.*
* *Hey. You doggos over there. Are you thinking about betraying me?*
* *It’s already been 5 minutes, you retards!*
* *Hey, Julian. Isn’t it really annoying that she thinks she’s super pretty?*
* *I hate these bitches who don’t know their place. But her body is hot so she’s good enough.*
* *What’s wrong? She seems like the type who’ll shake her ass and follow you if you pay her enough.*
* *What the? Why are you girls here? Didn’t you both say that you needed to sleep early tonight? You mentioned having to wake up early tomorrow.*
* *I was only going to cut off one side but I'm going to cut both if you keep moving.*
* *I still thought about your health and called Chloe. You can get stabbed to your heart's content now, Jae-Ha.*
* *The cost of everything you destroyed is coming out of your paycheck.*
* *Why are you freaking out like that? We expected this to happen. Those bastards are the type who would definitely try to find replacements to squeeze their way as Monarchs if they can't get the Heirlooms. Besides, who cares if they did? It clearly states that they are False Monarchs.*
* *What did you expect? Did you want me to cry my eyes out like we were separated by the Korean border for ages? What bullshit.*
* *What did you say? Please hit me? Do whatever you want? Then I will eat all of you up. You damn relics with no principles.*
* *Shut up, you fat pig. Who cares about a fat girl like you?!*
* *You don’t need to know. Just hurry up and try to revive this. You can turn it into a tomb summoning item. Your incentive is your tuition? Or whatever, I’ll make sure to pay you plenty. But you only get one day to do it. That’s your punishment for thinking about going to a shitty company like TKBM.*
* *I heard you received the memory relic from Yang Chen. How much were you able to figure out? Did you manage to get any information about important tombs or relics? You probably don’t know a thing.*
* *I made them all fail. I took care of all those corrupt bastards.*
* *It doesn’t matter whether you believe it or not. What matters to me is that you know about it.*
* *It was getting boring messing with someone who doesn't know anything.*
* *I was changing the difficulty since you don't know jack shit.*
* *Now that you saw that, I can stop warming up now, right?*
* *I am going to use the Raven’s Tears on that bastard at the final moment. Then I will make him thoroughly realize it. He will feel the shame of being bitten by a dog he has raised.*
* *Get lost, it’s mine. This relic is special. Take that damn Crow instead, you little punks.*
* *Get lost. I'm not interested in little kids.*
* *Plus, who told you to chop this bastard’s head off as you wish? Do you want to die?*
* *Ah, whatever. Stay there without even thinking about running away.*
* *Basically, you owed me 1,000 SS rank relics the moment you became my relic. It’s only natural that you have to offer more if you want to be my Heirloom. How can you not even know that? Are you dumb?*
* *Are you really okay never seeing me again?*
* *I don’t want to be enemies with you either. We were enemies in the past but things can change.*
* *I was very sad. We were together for a bit after all.*
* *Work as a guard here. Then I will kill you as you wish when the time is right. You don’t have to do it if you don't want to. I don't really remember the people I kill. I thought that working as a guard would help you stay in my mind for a very long time. It’s special.*
* *That's right, you son of a bitch! It’s not going to work anyway so let's test it out!*
* *You have a point. It’s not respectful to beat gods up like I would beat up animals. I’ll just turn you into a eunuch too, you bastard.*
* *Who cares? He probably has a ton of leftover strength. I'm also thinking about expanding my business. The energy field is going to make me a ton of money.*
* *Grind him up without holding back. Don’t let him die a peaceful death. These bastards are pieces of shit.*
* *Use this time to remember who it was that let you be born. You guys are tools born because of humans.*
* *Especially you, Kongming. Who the hell gave you permission to sit next to me? Do you want to die? My first time in a super car is with a damn dude in the passenger seat.*
* *Get to the point if you already know that. What is this important info that I must know? I'll let you know that even if we are allies right now, you are still my enemy. It’s time for war if you say some bullshit.*
* *It looks like you want to pretend to be the father of the king to get some benefits. Don’t even think about using such a shitty method.*
* *I know that they are members of the Executive Board who killed us in the past. I know they are motherfuckers with relics who separated people by class and spread diseases throughout the world. I know that you were one of them. That is why you are going to die when I take care of them as well. I also know that you won't only need implants for your front teeth if you called me over for such stupid info.*
* *What’s wrong, old man? I heard that you left for a good job recently. Why don’t you give me a reference too?*
* *You guys seem to have the wrong idea about something. I'm not looking for John to add him to our team. I'm going to kill him.*
* *Stop drooling over my subordinate employee. If you really want a key, call back with respect and sincerity.*
* *I don't expect an adopted kid to be treated like royalty, but you should at least treat them humanely. Don't you think so?*
* *I didn't know back then that you guys were White Supremacists or that you were trying to adopt Asian kids without any plans on taking care of them properly.*
* *Shut the fuck up. Why are you saying my name like we are close or something?*
* *You could have died without all this pain. It looks like being a half-assed super human ended up putting you in more pain. My bad.*
* *The clean up starts after making them properly apologize to the victim.*
* *So you guys... This is the courtroom, girlfriend’s grave, the gym, and your workroom? My kids have gotten better at lying I guess?*
* *Look at this son of a bitch and his bad acting. What’s wrong? Don’t you already remember us? You remember everything from when you were on our team as well.*
* *Don’t get the wrong idea. I don't really have any negative feelings about religion. I just happen to have the perfect relics for the occasion.*
* *Aigoo, I'm so sorry about this. I guess my company is highly trusted.*
* *Oh, so that’s why you guys feigned ignorance and claimed that you guys had no idea about them when people first got wrapped up in these disasters?*
* *You all just needed sacrificial lambs. You just wanted ways to make sure that you guys got the benefits you wanted.*
* *These motherfuckers lied from the beginning because all they care about is themselves and their benefits.*
* *That is why Pandora, this organization that lied about how they were for the people, will now be disbanded. No, I will make it happen.*
* *I applaud you for trying to make a deal. But I don't think I need you anymore.*
* *Immortals? They thought they could play God because they received the blessings of a stupid Round Table? Those shitty bastards.*
* *It sent me back to the past so that I can achieve a lot of things. I can't ignore its wish for me to get it out of its tomb.*
* *Do you really think I would share authority of the Treasures with a damn corpse? I will take care of you soon, you former Majesty bastard.*
* *Honestly, the Crow's tomb was the end of all things but also the start of all things. It was the place I went into under Chairman Kwon's orders and lost my cherished teammates and my own life. But the thing that I hated more than dying was the fact that I had lost all hope in here. My hope of a future with everybody on the team...my hope for happiness for the people I had developed such strong friendship with...the hope that the path I had taken until then was not wrong...but then that bastard had appeared when all of these hopes had shattered. I had come across numerous relics but even I couldn't tell the identity of this bastard but it was a relic that would have taken anybody's mind away. It shined its blinding light towards me and I returned to the past with that light. Now I am back here not just as a Monarch but to become the King of all the Relics!*
* *I will never let you die a peaceful death. Cry, be angry, and suffer while thinking about your past glory until I summon you again.*
* *Move away from my belonging, you shitheads.*
* *Look at these shitheads gathered together like beggars.*
* *Hey shitty bird brain. Are you not going to come here?*
* *No, there’s no need. It’s hard to cut their heads off if I can't see them.*
* *I remember lowering my head like this to ask you for something. I asked you to at least save my team members. I said that their only sin was following my orders to go into the tombs. I was being serious at that time. I really treated you and followed you as if you were my father.*
* *Really? What is it? I want to know about this great ace you have.*
* *You little shits. You would have been fucked even if you came out slamming your heads against the ground but what?*
* *So just suffocate in shit. It sounds like a fitting end for you.*
* *I may be a super nice guy, but I don’t want to share a chair with a damn corpse.*
* *So what is it? Are you acting out a scene in a horror movie where a soul can't depart this world because it has some grudges? I don't care so move your ass out of there.*
* *Yeah, I really can't hear you. Do I need to rip that damn mouth of yours open some more?*
* *This is your warning. Don't even think about ignoring me if you don't want to get fucked up.*
* *Then it’ll be fine as long as you guys hand over your shit.*
* *Shut up. Hand over my incentives you guys plotted with him to split.*
* *Yeah, I don’t need it. Here you go, my letter of resignation. Are you happy now?*
* *It’s called limits. Taking my money wasn’t enough so you forge my signature as a guarantor and then swipe my relics?*
* *Oho, pushover. You used to ride such a nice car. Just the options on this car must be worth thousands of dollars.*
* *You son of a bitch, you got what from who when the others are struggling in pain? Huh?*
* *Get lost. I know that you won’t really die even if you die, you son of a bitch. You use that stupid red fire chicken.*
* *That’s why you should have been nice to me when you had the chance.*
* *Get lost. I told you I'm submitting my letter of resignation. Good luck taking care of the remaining high-grade tombs since you thought we were shit.*
* *What the hell?! Those things are already mine! If he wants to make a deal, he should be handing over a majority of TKBM's shares. Do you think I'm a fucking idiot?! Get the fuck out of my way if you understand. And tell that Chairman bastard to hand over the shares unless he wants his head chopped off again.*
* *It’s good enough for me that you guys know the truth.*
* *Oho, why do you want something like this when there is something better right in front of you?*
* *Eat shit. You're just a retard who would be a stupid phone salesman if it wasn’t for me.*
* *Like hell this is my only chance. I can reopen it if I make this bastard mine.*
* *I understand what you are saying. This is not where I am going to live and I don’t need to care whether my subordinates die or not.*
* *Don't give me orders, you son of a bitch.*
* *You want me to believe that the rope is the Cradle? Like hell I'd trust a damn relic. I’d be fucking crazy to do that.*
* *No matter where they are, they are still my people.*
* *I’m quite a greedy person. It's not my nature to choose just one.*
* *Oh, so the booze here is that great? Why don’t you pour me a glass if that booze is that great? Man, how many bottles of extremely expensive booze is this? It tastes like shit.*
* *You fuckers are worse than dogs. Why did you have to do such useless things and make me work?*
* *All of this would have never happened if you kept the original promise.*
* *That’s right. I told myself that I would personally take care of you as your captain. I was so disappointed that the old bastard killed you first on the other side.*
* *Thanks for giving me another chance to kill you, old bastard. But this really is the end.*
* *Who! Told! You! To go in! Somewhere like that! Without! Me! Huh?*
* *Thanks for trusting and following a terrible Captain all this time. The team is now disbanded.*
* *What the hell? This is all you guys were capable of? Your punishment is to be my slave forever.*
* *You motherfuckers, I told you to get lost to where you came from!*
* *You stupid motherfuckers really have to stop looking down on humans so much. I guess you didn’t know this. I didn't close the gate of Chaos because I was just waiting for the right moment. I needed your numbers to increase!*
* *Hey bastards. I told you guys to shut up and play dead. Do you want me to kill you?*
* *Get up you bastards. I saw everything. I told you bastards to not even breathe while I was gone but I see you guys running around having fun? Huh?*
* *Hey. Your Captain returns after such a long time and you can't even treat him to steak? Huh? You petty bastards.*
* *I was testing you guys to see how much you were capable of doing without me around. You barely passed.*
* *That’s right. I destroyed it because it was arrogant. How dare a damn relic tell me to consider it an honor.*
* *And immortality? Sure, it’s nice to live a long life. 200 years sounds good. I could even deal with 500 years. But thousands of years? Tell it to get lost. Humans should age like humans before we kick the bucket.*
* *Plus, they called it a succession. In other words, they want me to use extremely old things. That's why I destroyed it. I wanted it built new. What’s wrong? Is that not okay? Does that make me a bad person?*
* *Hey bastard, I worked so hard to destroy the palace and the throne so that you can ascend to the afterlife. Why are you at a place like this after six months?*
* *Why? I like new things. I have no interest in things you used and threw away.*
* *Get lost. I just did it because the damn Crow was crying its ass off and loudly cawing at my ear to let its former master ascend to heaven.*
* *Shut the hell up. It’s fine since I was able to create new relics in Chaos thanks to you. That damn throne bastard was extremely arrogant too.*
* *What? Most of them are my drinking buddies. Some of them are my lackeys. Ah, I do plan on killing some of those bastards too.*
* *I'm surprised there hasn't been a murder yet. The most entertaining things in life are watching fights.*
* *Are you already suffering from dementia at your age? Or are you just an idiot with a pretty face? Maybe you should go to the hospital instead of showing up to work.*
* *I'm sorry for harassing you so much until now. I just didn't want to see another subordinate die. You are even more talented than I am. I hope you meet a good supervisor.*
* *Yes, you dimwit. You’re supposed to let your children go when they grow up. Why are you going so overboard with something so trivial?*
* *Yes, this damn yankee bastard saw incorrectly. He probably thinks that all of us Asians look the same.*
* *How unlucky. Are you sure he didn't cause a fuss because he was sexually harassing someone and thought he was about to get caught?*
* *A dumbass like you would have died quickly because of the risk if you used it! You should be thanking me!*
* *Who the hell would want an ugly pig like that? I would probably bow with gratitude if any guy was willing to take her. Plus, what kind of person gives a shit about his twin sister getting married?*
* *Get your ass out here, you bastard. Office romance is banned.*
* *Hold on. Hey little rope? You should let go. You know you'll be in trouble if you bind your beloved master like this, right?*
* *Why else? Do I need a reason to meet a pretty girl?*
* *What? You want nothing to do with me? Hey, you went a few years without talking to me because of it. Are you really going to be that petty because your fiancée ran off? Since we’re talking about it anyway, I felt wronged too!*
* *It's a bet. If your fiancée does not fall for my seduction, I will buy you the newest refrigerator for your newly wed home!*
* *What? Ah, whatever, shut up. Get lost. You dimwitted trashy dumbass. I really don’t like you.*
* *Ah whatever, no wedding gift for the two of you. As for you, pushover, hurry up and fix the palace! I'm annoyed so you're going to go work abroad for a year, Julian! I'm going to get Nina and Jae-Ha married while you are gone!*
* *Also get rid of the bastards who uploaded the article and the photos. Just destroy all of Harvard if it looks like they are going to run.*
* *What's wrong? You said I couldn’t do it because I am the Majesty. Doesn't that mean that it is fine as long as I don’t kill him with my own hands?*
* *Hey fat pig. Anybody would be able to tell you were single your whole life since your taste in men sucks like hell. Ah, I feel embarrassed as your twin brother. They’re going to question my eyes because of you too!*
* *Anyway, it can't be this guy. Was he really your boyfriend? There’s no way you got yourself a man. You dress like an old lady.*
* *Shut up. Looks, abilities, influence, wealth, or family. He’s not better than me in any aspect. Are you joking with me?*
* *Why not? Using donations to secure a place is one of the many acceptable admittance methods in the US.*
* *Hey, are you really going to be like this? Who the hell in this world has higher Affinity than you?! Are you planning on turning me into a monk?*
* *This isn’t bad. I haven’t paid much attention to it since it's still a while away, but I don’t have to bother looking for people anymore.*
* *Just be happy that I'll be taking your money for the wedding, you old bastard.*
* *Oh, this will be much faster since you know about it already. Yeah. Why the hell would I be marrying an actress? You know this is wrong, right?*
* *The baby momma will be shocked. Are you going to take responsibility if the relationship between a couple who haven't even married yet turns terrible because of something like this? It’s your fault if she breaks off the engagement. Anyway, have them take down all of the photos and sue them all for libel.*
* *He may be old-fashioned, but my lawyer is extremely talented. So don't worry about it, Julia, Jaime. I’ll make sure they'll all be sued.*
* *Fuck, I have a lot to gain if all of you go to war against each other, but why the hell are you all so desperate to take me?!*
* *Why? How?! All I did was to evacuate a ring. Where the fuck did they get hair loss healing from?! Why the hell did my ring turn into that?!*
* *These punks. Absolutely not! This is 100 percent my hair! My son is extremely lively as well! It is rock hard without the help of any relic! I'm going to sue all of these bastards.*
* *I do need to find it by today, but I should be able to get it really easily. I can’t really get Seol-Ah's help for this. Why the hell did the stupid ring multiply so much?! Did it suddenly breed or something?! Is it a damn cockroach?! Who the hell is responsible for this?!*
* *What else? An eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth. Pests need to be wiped out with pesticide.*
* *How dare you think about getting rid of all women and leaving only men in this world. That’s so terrible to think about.*
* *Are you crazy? How the hell did Byeon Kang-Soe get first place?! Those rings might have been copies but those are rings of a Major God! How the hell could this bastard destroy them?! Fuck, Mammon, what the hell were you doing as a SS rank relic?! What the hell was the damn Crow doing?! How the hell can you call yourself an Evil God relic?!*
* *I was planning on proposing properly, but I guess I have no choice.*
* *Will both of you marry me?*
* *Since when did you act your part? You guys somehow made it off that deserted island? It shouldn’t have been that easy to leave there.*
* *Did I go too easy on you guys since you guys were her family?*
* *However, this is the price for your lives. Seol-Ah will not have any more blood relatives as of today.*
* *Why not? I'll walk down the aisle with this little punk. Cute little rope. Shall we go look at some dresses? I’ll buy you a pretty one. Zhen Cai Yuan should be coming soon after tallying up her points as well.*
* *Where the hell is Soo-A's shop and why the hell are there only stupid stage equipments? Where is our Soo-A?*
* *There, there, our Soo-A. I came to see the things our Soo-A made and her performance but I can't because everything is ruined.*
* *Ah, Kongming. It’s me. Get ready to sue people for damage to property. We should be able to get a good amount since the pushover’s paintings sell for a lot of money these days. Who do you need to sue? I don’t know. Just be ready to kill whoever it is.*
* *I would just be like the neighborhood delinquent if I destroyed anybody who made me angry.*
* *It’s okay. If they’re going to show off their money, we are going to show off relics.*
* *I don’t need any of that so tell him to come here and personally apologize to Soo-A and her friends. How does he have time to treat me to dinner but no time or the brains to come apologize to the children?*
* *And who the hell are you guys to tell me to come to you? Why the hell should I go there to eat? You guys walk your asses here and eat with each other if you really want to eat so badly.*
* *Shut up. A damn relic can't even do that? Why the hell would I use you instead of a photographer if you can't even do that? You understand? See what happens if any of them come out average or ugly. Your relic life is done for at that moment.*
* *Who told them to make our Soo-A cry? This uncle will go anywhere in the world to take care of people bothering our Soo-A.*
* *What’s up with your face? You don’t like me being your son-in-law?*
* *Like hell this dress would be for you. You only have enough points to share a cup of vending machine coffee.*
* *How the hell do they not send a single person to our department? They keep saying nobody is interested. Especially women. Zero women interested. I guess our department is unpopular with the ladies.*
* *Do you think it is my first time being tied up? You retard. Ah, I'm so fucking hungry.*
* *Anyway, I'm completely penniless right now. I used every cent I had to buy a plane ticket to come here so I don’t even have a place to stay. So, please and thank you.*
* *No, no. I can’t let a lady sleep on the floor. Let’s just sleep together. Hehe.*
* *So be a good boy and serve me well. Food should be Korean and as for the bed… a queen bed will do.*
* *Shut up before I pull out your tongue! Shut the hell up if you don't want to get caught!*
* *Like hell I did, you son of a bitch. More importantly, why are you working for old man Kwon Hyuk Soo? Weren’t you dead?*
* *Whatever. Time for you to pay up. You’re alive so you have to be my errand boy now. Like hell I'm going to let you die. You're my shitty dog now.*
* *Oh? You shitheads gossiping since I'm not around?*
* *You guys are so free that you have time to talk shit about me?*
* *What? The Pushover caused an accident? Maybe we should let them get married instead of us. Is she okay? How far along is she? Is the baby going to be born before they get married?*
* *Cut the crap, you shitheads!*
* *What the fuck do you mean escort?! Throw them all into a fire!*
* *Why would she be embarrassed? It would be the most eye catching as nobody else would have her name in this world. You retard.*
* *Hey dumbass… She can’t be the target of curses if her name is too hard to memorize. Are you really supposed to be my chief advisor while being so stupid?*
* *I really like this one but based on what I saw with my sons, I think she should be able to handle something like this?*
* *Ah. Whatever. Kongming, it’s all your fault if things go wrong. But it's all thanks to me if things go well.*
* *Whatever. Change all of the male ones to female. Do you think I would let a damn male relic around my daughter?*
* *Whatever. Just do it. You changed back what I told you to change last time too. Do you want me to beat you up?!*
* *Learn to separate the personal and the professional. Do you think I would really be discussing something like this with you during such an important time? You are one of the Majesty's Treasures, one of the relics hand-selected by the king.*
* *So what? The dad should be the first to do everything with his daughter. Her dad should be the first to give her chocolate as well.*
* *Why? I don’t know how much chocolate my little Ah-Rin is going to make. I just bought enough so that I don't accidentally run out.*
* *Anyway, I went to extremely odd places through these holes. One was a world where humans were gone and it was just full of monsters, while another was a world where I chose Affinity over Dominance.*
* *All good things are mine.*
* *He is my subordinate, but he is the sharpest one of the bunch. He should quickly notice the situation and wait quietly until I get there.*
* *This motherfucker wants to die.*
* *Now then, what would be good as a present for my daughter?*

## Trivia

* He and the Crow are totally like birds of the same feather.
* He become obsessed with relics after he contacted with the Crow to the point where he will not break eye contact with relics moving in front of him.
* Because of the Crow, he became an artifactphile whereas in the past, because of Mammon's Relic, he became greedy for knowledge.
* He cleared the hardest of the 7 Great Tombs, Tomb of Greed, by himself and without any relics in the original timeline.
* He and Lee Seol-Ah started working for TKBM on Christmas Day.
* Due to his actions, an uncountable amount of important events and turning points have occurred much earlier in the current timeline than in the original timeline.
* He has good memory to the point where he can notice even the slightest change in facial features and remember 600 different passwords yet cannot remember any winning lottery ticket number.
* He, Lee Seol-Ah, and Julian Miller work out every day to maintain their health.
* He always spends Christmas Day with Lee Seol-Ah.
* He has strong alcohol tolerance according to Lee Seol-Ah.
* When he is excited, his eyes sparkled like a kid in a candy store and his gaze is like a baby kitten acting cute which can charm any woman except for Chloe Laurent who had to cough after almost being charmed.
* He has the best driving technique among everyone in his team according to Julian Miller.
* He has great fashion sense according to Michelle Allenby.
* The only time where his dominance was temporarily weakened and his control and usage over his relics was temporarily disabled was when Jin Chae Won committed suicide in front of him.
* He owns the most relics and most SS rank relics.
* He is the first and only regular person who cleared the seven Great Tombs containing Seven Deadly Sins Relics.
* He is the first and only relic user and King who destroys his relics, treats them like garbage consistently, and deceives and toys with malicious high-grade relic users while being regarded as the greediest relic user in the world from both his allies and enemies and all the relics.
* He is the first and only relic user and King who can use lower grade relics to take down higher grade relics.
* He is the first and only relic user and King who can easily and quickly use numerous SS rank relics synchronously at 100% power for a long time whereas most Kings would struggle at using one S rank relic at limited power for a short time.
* He is the first and only relic user and King who is completely immune to the temptation of powerful relics.
* He is the first and only relic user and King who is a master of two Heirlooms and a dual Heirloom user.
* He is the first and only relic user and Majesty who can locate and handle The Emperor's Cradle.
* He is the most popular and infamous relic user and King.
* He is infamous for recruiting talented allies and obtaining good relics.
* He and his allies are the only ones in the story who support and care about the well-being of the people and are only assertive with evil relic users.
* He and Julian Miller are the only ones who reached the pinnacle of tomb evacuation with just a team of few people.
* He is supposedly a great leader and teacher despite making his subordinates sign his slave contracts.
* He treats the female members of his team better than the male members of his team with the exception of Im Hae Jin.
* He is the most despised individual in the story that some claims he is permanently immortalized and even the Vatican claims he would bring destitution. Fortunately, he is only hated by malicious relic users and political powers and is loved by normal people in society.
* He loves the relics the most in the world but also hates the relics the most in the world.
* He likes to collect coin relics.
* He likes to spend times in hot tubs due to how he took short painful baths in the original timeline thanks to Stra polluting the water and allowing Pandora and the greedy monopolizers to monopolize clean water sources.
* He dislikes nuclear weapon type relics such as the Atomic Bomb Relic.
* He dislikes art type relics but still collects them mainly to give to Yoo Jae-Ha.
* He dislikes relics that require Sociability/Affinity to use because he can't use them.
* He dislikes perverted relics and people that tried to do inappropriate things with him, Irene Holton, and Lee Seol-Ah.
* He dislikes having his picture taken to the point where he would destroy hundreds of paparazzi cameras because he thinks he would look like a squid.
* He dislikes being compared to relics.
* He dislikes giant snakes due to how he watched his comrades being eaten by snakes and lost his legs to snakes at The Great Prison in the original timeline.
* Measurements according to Jin Chae Won:
	1. Height-183cm
	2. Weight-74kg
	3. Foot Size-275mm