2020 Halloween Special

"*Open this door so I can eat your souls!*"
―Possessed Dr. Moneystacks
2020 Halloween Special is the 123rd lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on October 31, 2020.

## Summary

Todd, Vicky, and Pierre come across a mysterious cabin in the woods. Inside, they find a box of wine and they party. The closet begins to whisper "release me." Vicky opens it and the laptop behind her opens on its own and begins a lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette hosted by Dr. Salvius Moneystacks.

In the lesson, Moneystacks warns of a video he found where a man is possessed by a demon and all of the commenters are stupid. But then he finds an Anomaly in the comment section. He demonstrates that it doesn't react to normal comments, but when he posts a stupid comment the Anomaly grows tentacles to latch onto it.

A possessed Dr. Moneystacks bursts into the cabin while they're watching the video. He sprays an obscene amount of blood onto one of them, but they fight him and lock him in the closet. They decide to keep watching the video to understand what's going on.

The Anomaly has begun to follow Dr. Moneystacks as he browses the internet to feed on the stupid comments he leaves. He takes it to a flat earther video and the Anomaly feasts on the comments. He leaves a comment that's so stupid that the Anomaly grows to take over his entire screen and display frowny faces. Then a demon climbs up to him and bites him. The video cuts out and he plays a sponsored ad about NordVPN.

Pierre finds an SD card inside of a camera and puts it into the laptop. Dr. Moneystacks explains that the Anomaly was actually a demon, and now that he's been bitten he too will become a demon. He also explains that it worships knowledge, and having seen the internet, has decided that humanity must be destroyed. He concludes that he must find something so incredibly stupid that the demon is given physical form so he can destroy it. He puts on a video explaining that Bill Gates patented the number 666. He tries to write the world's stupidest comment, but the demon takes control of him and prevents him from posting it. He turns into the possessed form they found and he hides as he hears the group approaching the cabin.

They see the comment still ready to be posted, but the possessed Moneystacks warns that he'll OJ them if they post it. They do, and the entire cabin starts to shake. Moneystacks emerges from the cabinet free from possession. The demon sneaks up behind Pierre and rips off his arm. He's too busy panicking to do anything until he dies. Moneystacks hides back in the closer as the demon kills Todd. Moneystacks comes back with a gun and tries to shoot the demon, but it moves and he hits Vicky instead. The demon approaches Moneystacks, but Vicky returns with the gun and kills the demon. She tries to kill Moneystacks as well, but a possessed Pierre kills her. Moneystacks tosses a grenade at them and leaves.

Moneystacks returns to the Etiquesette to record his conclusions.

## Comments

*great video thanks*
- Dr. Moneystacks

*Thanks this is definitely the realest thing I've ever seen online. May God's love shine down on you like a big old McDonalds heat lamp and cast out all those alien demons and their flying saucers shooting laser beams into my head giving me sex dreams about Bill Maher. Lord almighty pragerUlah please give me the strength to continue my job as a mortician without my raging foot fetish getting me in trouble again. I just hope all those dead folks went straight to hell so they couldn't see what I done did to em in the fridge room. Praise Jesus who once said "If your kid watches anime, you gotta fist fight em until they promise to stop, or they die, whichever one comes first"**☻/ This is bob! Copy and paste him so he can take over youtube.
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- Dr. Moneystacks

*@DalaiLama I wanna dress you up like a sexy Bulbasaur and ride around on your back like a world of warcraft mount*
- Dr. Moneystacks

*If the Earth is a globe then how come airplanes don't have to be steering down all the time to avoid flying into space? See we live on a flat earth which means we're surrounded by a wall of impenetrable ice and beyond that is where they're hiding all the USB thumb drives of footage of Tom Hanks eating babies so he can stay in his mid-60's forever. But really we have no idea what's beyond those ice walls! Yeah that's right you see for all the thousands of years of humankind's intrinsic desire to explore every last corner of the world, nobody's thought to check out the fucking ice wall that proves we don't live on a globe! Well except for the government maybe, and we all know how good they are at keeping things secret like servers and emails and shit.**Good thing climate change is coming to melt all that ice and then everybody's gonna see for themselves that we live on a dirt pancake sitting completely still in space, surrounded by planets that actually are globes which by the way that last part is supported by science which means I'm right about the whole thing. So all you curve cucks can suck my flat-ass balls and if you ever do prove me wrong don't worry there's about three million even crazier conspiracy theories just waiting for me on the internet to immediately pivot towards without any in-depth research or critical thinking, because those are the tools of the devil.*
- Dr. Moneystacks

*@TheRealOJ32 Yo what's it like to be one of the best football players of all time but your name is still used as a verb for killing people*
- Dr. Moneystacks

*Am I the only one who noticed that this youtube video was just a screen recording of another youtube video in its entirety? Anyway doesn't matter cause I fell asleep halfway through. Bro you gotta do like a nasally voiceover and like put in a picture of Obama as a reptile if you want me to pay attention. I'm on YouTube to watch and listen and put even more distance between me and reality, not read a bunch of words my parents never homeschooled me about. Look we all know Bill Gates was born with the mark of the beast and wants to inject us with tracking devices that work marginally better than the cell phones we already carry with us at all times, but I'm gettin real sick of all you paranoid creeps putting in minimal effort to get truth seekers like myself riled up enough to make getting uninvited from Thanksgiving worth it. I'm right here dude you just gotta put in the effort and give me something to watch while I'm microwaving my mail.**I miss the early 2000's when this shit was higher quality and worth following. It's so hard to even find conspiracies now with all the youtube censorship so it takes me forever to load up a good one to force my tinder dates to watch while they text their friends about what a loser I am. Not like girls are real anyway because we all live in the matrix and any day now they could hit the reset button, and hopefully in the next iteration people will be smart enough to believe me when I say JFK Jr is still alive and fighting against the illuminati for the right for me to shoot my gun at 5G towers*
- Dr. Moneystacks, posted by Vicky

## Cast

* Erik as Doctor Salvius Moneystacks
* Justin Taite as Todd
* Shawn Kohne as Pierre
* Erin Marie Hogan as Vicky
* Sam Kellie as The Anomaly

## Video

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