George Dorn

*"Hello everyone!"*
- The intro used in Game Reviews

* Age 16
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* Age 40

**George Dorn** is a character and actor that appears in every video on Z-Gamer Guys. He is also is the main character in every episode of Game Reviews.

## Video Appearances

George Dorn made his YouTube debut by playing Mario Sports Mix with Quinn Prochaska. He then played more games by himself or other friends, including Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, Super Mario Maker 2, and Kirby Star Allies. He mainly did this during 2019. In 2020, George was not featured in as many gameplay videos, and was instead featured in ZGG Reactions. These were videos reacting to a Nintendo update (mostly focused on a Nintendo Direct), and George giving his thoughts on it. After September 3, 2020, George disappeared off of YouTube for 5 months, and later came back with the video Where Did I Go?. He later uploaded two miscellaneous videos before shifting his focus to more script-based episodes. This was the debut of the new character, George Dorn, who had a slightly different personality to his regular gameplay video counterpart.

## Personality

George's has an exaggerated personality in his episodes, and makes multiple jokes on how clumsy or stupid he appears to be. He has an obsession over the video game Bakugan Battle Brawlers, and seems to prefer the Wii version. He also has a strong hatred towards the game We Ski for an unknown reason.

## Episode Appearances

George Dorn has appeared in every episode of Game Reviews. In each episode, he talks about the video game, plays the game, and gives some history and background information about it. The first game he ever talked about was New Super Mario Bros. Wii.

## Portrayals

* George Dorn
* Georgia
* Unnamed McDonald's employee
* Unnamed FBI agent
* Unnamed Sealed Game Collector
* Unnamed WATA employee
* Dr. Seuss
* Dathan Nrake
* Nokia N-Gage Fan
* Unnamed Boom Blox criticizer
* Gaming Greg
* Little Samson Employee Idea Maker
* Unnamed Boss of Little Samson Employee Idea Maker
* Unnamed skeleton
* Unnamed YouTube walkthrougher
* The Judge *(in bruhcodes)*
* Unnamed commercial man
* Unnamed SWAT agent
* Unnamed Trivia! Trivia! and More Trivia! host
* Maurice
* Unnamed news anchor
* Mr. Wave Race
* Unnamed Nintendo employee
* #1 Balloon Fight Fan
* Everybody

## Occupations (fictional)

**CEO of Arby's**: In The Time Burger King Made a Racing Game, George accidentally kills Dallas Arby by placing a tomato on his desk, therefore inheriting the title as CEO of Arby's.

**Nintendo employee**: In Games That Deserve a Second Chance, George pitches the idea for Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric Deluxe to Nintendo. After he gets fired, he goes back to Nintendo to pitch The Last of Us Part I Part I, which is the exact same game as Mario Party 9. George then gets fired a second time.

## Criminal Record (fictional)

**Murder**: In The SCARIEST GAME EVER!!! - My Fitness Coach, George implies that he murdered an old man for a copy of Steel Diver. In Is Nintendo’s Obscure Racing Game Worth Your Time?, George kills two SWAT agents that searched his home.

**Speeding**: In The "BEST" Wii Lie Detector, George drives an orange vehicle and goes fast enough where his tires cause the ground to catch on fire on a 35 MPH road.

**Assault**: On several occasions, George harasses a random pedestrian by telling him information about random video games.

**Loitering at Burger King while owning Stunt Race FX**: In Is Nintendo’s Obscure Racing Game Worth Your Time?, during the commercial for Stunt Race FX, the commercial voiceover quickly says "If you buy this game you will literally be put in prison for loitering at the local Burger King fast food chain". Since George previously talked about PocketBike Racer, a game made by Burger King, this is likely what put him in prison.

**Breaking out of prison**: In Is Nintendo’s Obscure Racing Game Worth Your Time?, Quinn Prochaska helps George break out of prison.

**Hiring a hitman**: In George's Video Game Dilemma, George writes down the names for EA Executive and the trivia host on a hit list, implying that he hired a hitman to take out the EA Executive.

**False advertising**: In Games That Deserve a Second Chance, George tries to convince Nintendo to approve his newest game idea, The Last of Us Part I Part I. He states that the game would be the exact same game as Mario Party 9, which would be falsely advertising the product.

## Medical Conditions and Diseases (fictional)

**Scoliosis**: In The "BEST" Wii Lie Detector and Guinness World Records on Nintendo DS, George states that he might have scoliosis.

**In The "BEST" Wii Lie Detector**: George's doctor diagnosed him with the common flu, headache, stomachache, sleeping beauty disease, and arthritis. He also states that George is a werewolf and deaf in two eyes and three ears.

## Deaths

George has died a number of times throughout multiple Game Reviews.

**In The SCARIEST GAME EVER!!! - My Fitness Coach**: First, George is shot when holding a copy of Wii Sports Club and saying it is one of his favorite games. Later, George is hit with a copy of We Ski by My Fitness Coach and presumably dies or falls unconscious. He is then revived by Georgia after she sends him back to the real world.

**In Sealed vs. Used Video Games**: George states that he hasn't been breathing air for the past 14 years and he has been fine, despite lying dead on the floor.

**In** **The "BEST" Wii Lie Detector**: George imitates a sealed game collector, as he debates if he should keep his copy of Truth or Lies sealed so he can sell it for a profit. It then cuts to George as a skeleton, since he has waited too long for the value to increase. Later, when a question asks him "A person in a car hits you at a red light, what do you say?" In which he responds by lying dead on the ground.

**In The First Uncharted is NOT What You Remember**: George complains about Uncharted introducing too many new concepts at once, asking if him dying in the next 10 seconds is next. He is then shot immediately.

**In Is Mario Kart Wii STILL The Best Game?**: In the intro, George walks forward and slips on a banana peel, breaking his back and dying.

**In Is The RAREST NES GAME Worth Buying?**: George laughs at the mouse from Little Samson because it is so tiny. However, the mouse has explosives, so it places a bomb on the ground where George blows up.

**In** **So... About That Nintendo Direct**: George dies from a heart attack after suddenly learning about the announcement of Kirby's Return to Dream Land Deluxe.

**In Luigi's Mansion 3: Three Years Later**: When learning about the multiplayer DLC for Luigi's Mansion 3, George talks to a funeral planner saying that he is planning his funeral in the next 5 seconds. Shortly afterwards, he dies and falls to the ground.

**In George's Video Game Dilemma**: When mentioning that he likes Persona 5, George is repeatedly shot over and over. Later, George complains that when he liked Paper Mario: The Origami King, he was not shot, but when he liked Persona 5, he was shot. Immediately after mentioning Persona 5, he is shot again.

**In Games That Deserve a Second Chance**: George meets with a Nintendo employee, pitching the idea for a follow-up to F-Zero GX because it is "really good". George is then punched, exploding into his clothes.

**In Advance Wars Cured My Depression**: George says that Advance Wars 1+2: Re-Boot Camp finally got a release date, and that he also got stabbed in the chest. He then lies on the floor after being stabbed.

**In The Most Interesting Wario “Game”**: George plays Game & Wario on the Wii U, but when going to the title screen, the Main Menu from Game & Wario plays loudly, causing an earthquake, similarly to the Track Select from Stunt Race FX causing a flash of light to emerge from the TV screen. Unfortunately, George is not so lucky, as he explodes his eardrums and himself leaving only his clothes behind. At the end, when he tries to summarize his thoughts about Game & Wario, he becomes conflicted and hits himself in the head with the box art, causing him to die and sending him to heaven. Here he meets Jesus Christ and says his official opinion on the game while in heaven.

**In Tetris DS is The BEST Tetris Game**: George cannot believe that Tetris DS has so many different game modes compared to previous Tetris games in the series, causing him to question if he is dreaming. He then gets shot by himself as a response to his question.

**In Reflecting on the June Nintendo Direct**: Since the character "Everybody" supposedly represents every person currently alive, when they die after seeing the announcement of Everybody 1-2-Switch!, George would have died as well.

## Character Trivia

* George is told by himself that he is adopted.
* George has previously dated Just Dance 2020. Now he seeks romantic interest in Dan Kuso and Bakugan Battle Brawlers for the Wii.
* George's phone number is 555-326-5876.
* George has an unnamed daughter on his Twitter account. It is unconfirmed if this is true.
* While not a crime, George refuses to pay his electrical bill on several occasions.
* George is a christian, as seen by his interactions with Jesus Christ, and the fact that he went to heaven specifically to talk to Jesus.

## Actor Trivia

* George owns a cat that appeared in Scratch - The Forgotten Game Program.

## References

1. ↑ https://twitter.com/GeorgeDorn12/status/1512523956548472832