ETVKK/Tropes

* **Black Gal on White Guy Drama**: Averted with JP Reeve and Chicky E., with their relationship going past viewers without much of the trope's problems.
* **Cool, but Stupid**:
	+ One of the Red Green Representing ETVKK promotional skits had Red trying to convince the El Kadsre City Police Department to replace their guns and pepper spray canisters with bazookas that shoot duct tape rolls as a solution to police brutality. The police chief thought it was this trope.
* **Don't Try This at Home**:
	+ Before becoming a network darling of El TV Kadsre 3, *Kevin Spencer* aired in ETVKK's teenagers slot. Before episodes, JP Reeve would warn viewers that "Kevin Spencer and his family are professionally trained nutty Canucks. Do not attempt anything they do at home."
	+ Any episode of *Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat* where Dongwa did Tai-Chi or other Asian martial arts also opened with safety warnings from JP, advising viewers to "consult a doctor before doing the martial arts tricks Dongwa and the alley cats do."
	+ Some episodes of *Angelina Ballerina* were preceded with one of the hosts advising viewers to be careful when trying to imitate the dancing moves featured on the show, and to consult a doctor prior to doing some of the more risky dances (such as those that involve being suspended from a height such as the one in "The Rose Fairy Princess").
	+ *Redwall* had this disclaimer: "Remember that the cast of *Redwall* are fictional characters, they are trained in sword-wielding and other heroic acts, so for your own safety please do not imitate them." In the 2010s, ETVKK began using more comedic disclaimers such as "Matthias is a professional sword-wielding maniac. Do not attempt to jab people with swords at home. Do it at a friend's house, or in jail!" or "Professional mice wielding dangerous weapons, do not attempt" in conjuction with the main ione.
	+ Airings of *Monster Jam* end with a safety warning that goes: "You are advised that the trucks in the Monster Jam tour are driven by trained racing drivers and any of the stunts performed by them in the trucks should not be performed at home."
	+ Same with WWE shows on the channel, except the message goes: "You are advised that the wrestlers of WWE [name of show] are trained professionals and any of the stunts performed by them in the ring should not be performed at home."
	+ In the 2000s, airings of the *Dragon Ball* animes opened with "Remember that the characters of *Dragon Ball*/*Dragon Ball Z*/*Dragon Ball GT* are fictional characters, they are trained in martial arts, so for your own safety please do not imitate them."
	+ Sapphire's fitness segments on the ETVKK channel open with JP advising the viewers that she is trained in what she does and to consult a doctor before doing anything fitness-related.
	+ The *Thomas & Friends* episode "Something In The Air" had the disclaimer "Do not drive electric model trains into water. You will get electrocuted."
* **Early Installment Weirdness**:
	+ The very first Chicky E. skits didn't feature her in dangerous situations. In mid-1993, the first dangerous situation Chicky E. skit premiered.
	+ JP Reeve was more of a Excited Kids' Show Host back in his early days.
* **Excited Kids' Show Host**:
	+ JP Reeve was Type 1 back when he was a kid presenter and during his teenage years. Nowadays, he's Type 3 and more laid back.
	+ Chicky E. was Type 1, even though she was almost always in dangerous situations (including one time where she was a honorary member of the NHRA Safety Safari at Kayos Dragway and nearly fell off the Safari's truck at one point).
	+ Maggie Baker is Type 1. She is a clown for god's sake.
* **Even the Subtitler Is Stumped**:
	+ When *The Wiggles* aired as part of the preschool slot, they used to caption The Wiggles' catchphrase "Beauty mate!" as either "Yeah", "[Yell out local phrase]", or the predictable "????". This was averted starting with *The Wiggles Show!* series.
* **Getting Crap Past the Radar**:
	+ The teenagers' slot got away with airing *Kevin Spencer*, (mostly) uncut and uncensored.
	+ The channel, back when it was in 4:3, would air *Mac and Me* with the infamous Japanese/non-US cut, which has an alternate ending with Eric *getting shot* before being revived by the Coca-Cola-drinking aliens. *Yes*, you heard that right.
* **George Lucas Altered Version**:
	+ When Loeki de Leeuw was introduced to the brand, his bumpers were edited by Video Video and Grupo 7-4-8 to fit the channel. They were cropped into 16:9 and any STER logos were replaced with the ETVKK logo, and many other changes occurred:
		- The "bird riding with Loeki in his car" bumper had the Dutch-speaking announcer redubbed with audio from *The Monsters in the Morning*.
		- The Christmas bumpers (first seen at El Kadsre ComicCon 2018) had "Vrede Op Aarde" on a banner changed to "Peace on Earth" and a Christmas book's cover changed from "Vrolijk Kerstfeest" to "Happy Holidays!". A red Post cap in the "Stamping Letters" Christmas bumper had the "Post" text changed to the ETVKK logo in white.
		- The Rock ident had the "Live concert" text on the poster replaced with a red ETVKK logo.
		- The "drawing cats and dogs" bumper had two versions made: one which kept the original cat and dog drawings and associated sounds intact, and one which had Pang from *Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat* barking at and scaring Sagwa from the aforementioned show, with the noises redubbed by Template:W and Template:W. Both versions have a black ETVKK logo on the bottom of the screen.
		- The "plate spinning" ident had Sheegwa, also from *Sagwa*, digitally added in, taking this example Up to Eleven. She ends up calling Leoki a "goofball".
		- The "kayaking" ident had white ETVKK logos digitally added to the paddle ends.
* **Oh, Crap!**
	+ Kendall Masopust's face in the August 5, 2011 edition after Template:W says he wasn't on drugs when he came up with some of the more... bizarre things in *Discworld*.
* **Periphery Demographic**:
	+ El TV Kadsre sees this with *Thomas & Friends*. The series originally aired on Vlokozu Television for the first two series and then El TV Kadsre 1 and ETVKK from the third series to the twelfth. Then, it channel hopped to ETVKPS during the Miller era. Once the Brenner era began, ETVK began to think that the show is more watched by older kids, teenagers, and young adults so it episodes now air on ETVK1, ETVK5, and ETVKK with ETVKPS having removed the reruns of the Miller era episodes by 2018. Even though ETVKK now has a preschool block (ETVKK Jr.), *Thomas & Friends* is still a part of the "normal" ETVKK schedule alongside shows such as *She-Ra and the Princesses of Power* and *The Loud House*.
* **Mood Dissonance**:
	+ Ever since Loeki de Leeuw became the brand's mascot, several of the bumpers have become this. Expect dark, dreary Commercial Break Cliffhangers to be followed up by a happy-go-lucky lion failing at things prior to the ad break.
* **Non-Ironic Clown**:
	+ Maggie Baker. She has appeared on the show since *the 1980's* and when she crossovers to other shows, her presence is welcomed due to her charm. This is the point where she pulled a Tiko Tiko and visited Vincent McLaren, of whom she knew as a child. In the ETVKK live performances, she and Boingert tend to lampshade the Monster Clown trope.
	+ Boingert (real name Duncan Brown). He first appeared on the show in 1972, and he and Maggie are this to many El Kadsreians. His backstory makes his career sweeter, he was a former member of the KSR Army who, after dealing with the horrors that inflicted the Eight-Day War, became a clown, and found happiness bringing joy to children.

* **One Of Us**:
	+ Joshua von Schweetz, good lord. He's a big fan of *Technic Heroes*, named his cat after *Sagwa the Chinese Siamese Cat*, is roommates with a friggin EKBA player, and regularly listens to Rinava and Guns N'Roses.

* **Romance on the Set**:
	+ JP Reeve and Chicky E., full stop. The two had a tendency to get close and jokes were made by other presenters at their expense (which thankfully did not get racist). Then, they got married and had twins, of whom are following in their footsteps.
* **Sassy Black Woman**:
	+ Chicky E. on set. Off set, she was more excited and less sassy.
	+ Jamie Jamee Stephens often ventures into this territory.
* **Self Deprecation**:
	+ The channel has its own page for this. Ever since 2015 the channel's whole attitude is this.
* **You Mean "Xmas"**:
	+ ETVKK celebrates "Tom Meents Day", wherein Tom Meents goes around the world in Max-D and gives all the good guys and gals toys, candy, and diabetes testing supplies and the bad guys and gals various diseases and public domain cartoon VHS tapes.
* **Video Full of Film Clips**:
	+ ETVKK has been doing this ever since they got a version of *Rage*, albeit as Videos Full of *Show* Clips:
		- The video for Complotto's theme to *Sherlock Hound* combines footage of them performing the song on an Italian television show with clips from the show.