Hoog Storytime

## The time Hoog’s sans roleplay group had a falling out and hoog betrayed everybody with the help of their animal crossing friend’s groomer hacker boyfriend.

so basically hoog as a little baby person would roleplay as sans in animal crossing new leaf with a group of friends they met on the animal crossing island you know

so, the closest animal crossing friend of mine had an animal crossing boyfriend who was a hacker yk ? Yeah that’s sick ik

I swear that’s related but like yeah we would visit each other’s towns at like 2 am every night to roleplay as sans AUs yk, until one day everyone but hoog and the hacker were afk.

so the hacker starts blocking shit with those fly plants that are impossible to move and blocks off every entrance and exit in the town so we were essentially stuck outside unable to go inside our out of any buildings. And so I was like wtf man. But then I decided to just start stealing stuff.

i took a bunch of flowers and rare items and all that and then I left the town, and once they got back online they were pissed ofc so we had a group meeting in my town to discuss it

The hacker bf tried to sell me out ugh but luckily everyone believed me more and I got away with it

and after that we unfriended him (so epic) and the person who got their town blocked off had to reset everything (big q).

sfter that everything seemed fine until when we were roleplay on my island, he cam e back!!

It turned out I never removed him from my actual friend list, so he could still get in the town. Oopsie

and he then proceeded to block off everything in my town and I also had to reset 😢😢😔

none of them ever knew I stole their stuff, and after that we all stopped playing

it was funny

THat one time hoog met an incestuous creepypasta fan who told me slender man raped her and we played animal jam together and also her boyfriend stole my jumbo omega kyogre fuck you zach also zach ended up stealing laptops from cars a year later and my sister found him with 100 dollars and told the teacher and he got caught for his crimes which was really funny

so basically I’m in the bus yeah, I’m in 4th grade you know so like I watch Sam and cat and listen to one direction and I still watch sprout yk I was that kid

snd like I used to sit near the middle of the bus because I thought the fifth graders were funny and then this girl sits beside me and sees me drawing my edgy wolf oc it was a rough year in elementary school ok

yeah so she’s like omg that arts so nice and me being the attention whore I am agree with her wholly and then she asks

have you hear of creepypastas

And I’m like omg yeah!!! I had seen a scary top 10 video that same week so I was well versed in the lore

an d she says that slender man met her in real life once and I’m like O.M.G. !!! tell me about it!! ANd so she goes into grisly detail about her slender man tentacle rape fantasy and I’m like omg..... is she talking sboyu S\*X....this can’t b true.... and so I’m like wow... that’s scary ...

snd she says never go in the woods because you’ll meet slender man IRL too

and I’m like ofc not I do not want to do that my mom will get me in trouble

and yeah that was it

next week I go to sit by her bc we’re best friends now and I see her with ???!? Some boy ??!?? How dare she replace me

and she says oh you can sit here and I do and they’re all up against the bus window being kissy and shit and I’m like omg.... do u.. have a BOYFRIEND??????

and she’s like... yes..... but... don’t tell anyone this,,,, he is my BROTHER.... and I’m like O.M.G.!!

looking back on it now I’m sure she was lying because they lived in different houses and didn’t look related at sll but like maybe I could be wrong

so anyways yeah I lived with this terrible secret about her dating her brother OMG and I never tOld anyone ever because we were best friends

at one point we got luigis mansion for the wii and I brought the manual to school to show it off to my friends and when I showed zach he was like... don’t close the game or else the ghosts will come for you.. it happened to me once...... I almost died.....

And I never got to play luigis mansion for gaycube big q

Later that year zach stole my jumbo omega kyogre from my sister that I traded to her for 56 Pokémon cards like wtf zach you wench I will find you

and yeah he ended up stealing shit from cars and mind you this was on an Air Force base neighborhood no my parents aren’t in the military and he stole a fuck ton

and yeah you read the title

It was funny

## that one time hoog was a furry throughout elementary school and didn’t know it

ok this is a short one

i hoog moved to the Air Force base when I was in 2nd grade because uh I don’t remember

and I met this girl on the school bus who didn’t live very far and we had both brought beanie babies on the bus

so we would bring em on the bus every day and play with them I mean man it was great

ahe also used to bully me with this one Girl until she ended up having an asthma attack and became friends with me instead like wow nice

And so we eventually went over to her house and I was like... have u ever played wolves before

and we would gallop and pretend fly around her front and back yard like wolves it was an experience man

we had matching wolf OCs and everything,,,,

And then I moved, and the last time I saw her was a passing glance at the 5th grade field day party and then we never saw each other again

it was funny