Deems' Beautiful Now-Deleted Romance with Boobs McKenzie

Edwin Case

"*It wasn't a RP. It was a disgrace.﻿*"
—Hentai Roleplayer not knowing what a good RP is.
On August 22, Deems made a profile on the now deleted "Steven Universe Hentai RP" community. It was a beautiful bio, and a friend of his decided to play along with it and RP with him. It was very sexy.

But the Owner of the commmunity, aptly named "Hentai Roleplayer" was jealous (that can be the only explanation, right?), and deleted every single comment, telling them they weren't RPing, even though they were doing a better roleplaying job than everyone else.

Sadly, that RP is lost forever, but their second RP has been screenshot for posterity.

## Deems' Epic Intro

Deems Mendel logs onto his computer to look at sexy lesbian porn, but happens to notice [redacted]'s latest post in the process, which advertises this very community. Intrigued by Peridot's green space-boobs that adorned the community's profile image, he decides to check it out.

...He is very disappointed.
Not because of the lack of sexy green space boobs.
Not because of the spam.
Not because of the trying-to-be-edgy-but-failing profiles that littered the community.
But because there was a "Males Needed" and "Females Needed" section, BUT NO SECTION OPEN FOR THOSE DESPERATE ENOUGH FOR *ANYONE!*

"Fuck this shit!" he cries indignantly, aghast that a community dedicated to *Steven Universe* of all things lacked a Bisexual option.

But would anyone *really* "fuck this shit"—"this shit" meaning Deems?

...Probably not, given how he wasn't a cute teenage girl, but a thirty-five year-old desperate horny virgin.

But you *can* if you want~! He's open to *anything,* remember? Men, women, pastries, trolls... SO HURRY UP AND FUCK THIS SHIT. FUCK IT *GOOOOD!*

## Synopsis

Deems and Boobs get all sexy, but Deems almost ends up getting arrested in the process. Some angry Hentai Roleplayer doesn't like seeing them having fun without Boobs having a bio, thus deletes it all.

Boobs quickly comes back with a brand new profile, and now that they're "legal" on the community, they can have as much fun as they want~!

It starts with Deems grabbing her boobs. Then she grabs his manboobs. Deems squeezes her boobs harder. She squeezes his boobs so hard milk comes out of them.

Deems is shocked by this new development, and worries that he's pregnant, while Edwin Case enters the scene, carrying a box full of donuts. While Boobs drinks Deems' boob juice, Deems tries to figure out who could've gotten him pregnant. Then it dawns on him. It must've been one of the donuts he recently fucked.

Deems cries about his likely pregnancy, while Boobs attempts to convince him that it's normal for men to lactate and it doesn't mean he's pregnant. But Edwin quickly shuts her up with a donut, wanting to have more fun with Deems.

The RP ends with Hentai Roleplayer approving the post and Deems giving Boobs a "boob five" in congratulations.

## Quotes

"*Oh god. It was the donuts, wasn't it? I fucked them, and got some of their delicious cream inside of me and now... And now...!!!*"
—Deems realizing he may be pregnant with a donut.

"*I-I might be a people-virgin, but I fucked a ton of pastries to ease my lonliness.*"
—Deems admitting to how pathetic he is.

"*You were supposed to be filled with my cream, not the other way around!*"
—Deems on donut sex.

## The RP in Question

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