Wreckless Warzone

**Wreckless Warzone** is the seventh mega event of Season 8 of NoDQ CAW and the twenty-third mega event in the league's history. It hosts five matches. The event's theme tune was *Out of Control* by Hoobastank.

## Matches

### Link v Jason Voorhees v Captain Jack Sparrow

Aaron Rift explains the stipulations for the match.

The three men circle the ring. Link and Jason Voorhees stare at one another as Captain Jack Sparrow taunts, expecting them to fight among themselves- unfortunately for Sparrow, Link and Jason turn their attention to him and give him a double chokeslam. They follow this up with a double powerbomb. Jason gives Link a DDT before punching and stomping at him in the corner. Sparrow clotheslines Jason and locks in a Boston Crab but Link dives onto both of his opponents with a diving headbutt from the top turnbuckle. Jason delivers a piledriver to Link then shoves him away. Sparrow hits a Test Drive on Jason before punching him repeatedly in the face.

Link headlocks Jason but is caught with a rope guillotine by Sparrow, who then leaps onto Link with a top rope elbow drop before hitting Jason with a top rope missile dropkick. Link delivers a Tornado DDT to Sparrow and knocks Jason down in the process, picking up a 2-count. Link connects with an inverted DDT to Sparrow but receives a Gorry Special from Jason for his trouble before Sparrow breaks it up and throws Jason with a back suplex. Link gives Sparrow a shinbreaker then applies an abdominal stretch to Jason but Sparrow breaks it up.

Sparrow delivers a top rope superplex to Jason before giving Link a back drop. Link returns fire with a clothesline then attempts a ZDT to Sparrow but Sparrow counters it into a Sparrow Glitch that knocks down both men before giving Link a leg roll. Jason catches Sparrow with a flapjack. Jason batters Link with a Clothesline. Sparrow attempts the Pirate’s Plunge to Jason but Jason counters it with a Russian leg sweep before throwing Sparrow out of the ring, where he hits the pirate with a Crystal Lake Slam.

Jason returns to the ring and tries to give Link a Crystal Lake Slam but Link blocks it. Link tries an Avalanche but Jason blocks the attempt. Link attempts a ZDT but Jason counters it with a bodyslam. Jason delivers a Tombstone Piledriver to Link and makes the cover for a very close 2-count. Jason Irish whips Link into the ropes and catches him with a Powerslam, covering him for another 2-count. Jason delivers a Crystal Lake Slam to Link but turns around into a kendo stick shot from Sparrow, who covers Link to win the match.

**Winner: Captain Jack Sparrow**

Scoreboard

Team Link: 0

Team Sparrow: 3

Team Jason: 1

### Mr. Clean & Sagat v Serial Killers II – Tag Team Texas Tornado First Blood Match

Michael Myers gives Sagat a German suplex. Sagat responds with a kick. Freddy Krueger and Mr. Clean both exit the ring to collect some weapons. Freddy brings in a steel chair, Mr. Clean brings a fire extinguisher, which he uses to spray Freddy before knocking him back out of the ring again. Myers hits a back suplex on Sagat but is hit with a Magic Eraser. Myers responds by ramming Mr. Clean and Sagat’s heads together. Freddy returns to the ring to throw Sagat out and leap onto him with a dive but he crashes and burns as Sagat dodges. Mr. Clean leaps onto Freddy with a Cleaning Press as Myers hits Sagat with the 10/31.

Mr. Clean blasts Myers in the head with a ring bell. Sagat and Mr. Clean pummel their opponents. Mr. Clean hits Myers in the back with a lead pipe. Freddy returns to the ring and punches and dropkicks Mr. Clean as Myers clobbers Sagat with weaponry. Freddy brings a kendo stick into the ring but Mr. Clean snatches it and hits Freddy with it.

Aaron Rift explains the stakes of this match.

Mr. Clean and Sagat give Myers a double powerbomb before Freddy leaps onto Mr. Clean with a double axe handle drive. Myers clubs Mr. Clean with a crutch before Freddy belts Sagat in the head with a ring bell. Freddy hits Mr. Clean in the face with the crutch as Myers sprays the referee with a fire extinguisher- Sagat takes the extinguisher and sprays Myers. Returning to the ring, Sagat smashes a crutch on Myers before elbow dropping him. Sagat gives Myers a neckbreaker.

Sagat puts Myers in the Torture Rack but Freddy rescues his partner then locks Sagat in the Iron Claw but Mr. Clean makes the save. Sagat knocks Myers off his feet with a Tiger Uppercut then again attempts the Torture Rack but Freddy ag ain makes the save. Sagat brings a replica Championship belt into the ring and hits Freddy with it as Myers bodyslams Mr. Clean. Myers brings a fire extinguisher into the ring but Mr. Clean snatches it and hits Myers out of the ring with it. Mr. Clean attempts to hit Myers with a springboard Cleaning Press but Myers dodges and rolls Mr. Clean back into the ring as Freddy applies the Iron Claw to Sagat, bloodying him to win the match.

**Winners: Serial Killers II**

Scoreboard

Team Link: 0

Team Sparrow: 3

Team Jason: 2

### Frankenstein v Jason Voorhees v Luigi v Superman – Fatal Four Way Submission Match

Luigi DDTs Jason Voorhees before being thrown out of the ring by Frankenstein. Superman gives Jason a backdrop as Frankenstein bodyslams Luigi onto the ring apron. Frankenstein powerbombs Luigi as Superman gives Jason a jawbreaker before attempting an ankle lock. Luigi tries and fails to lift Frankenstein. Superman gives Jason a superplex. Luigi throws Frankenstein into the ring apron. Jason watches as the other three brawl among themselves as the action returns to the ring. Jason gives Superman a rope guillotine. Frankenstein attempts to headlock Luigi but Superman breaks it up. Frankenstein bodyslams Luigi as Jason biels Superman. Frankenstein again applies a headlock to Luigi but Superman breaks it up once more as Superman applies an STF to Jason, who slips free after a struggle.

Aaron Rifts explains what is at stake in this match.

Frankenstein hits Luigi with a sitdown powerbomb. Superman gives Jason a front fallaway slam as Luigi ducks a bulldog from Frankenstein. Superman locks Jason in the Super Sharpshooter as Frankenstein gives Luigi a chokeslam. Frankenstein breaks Superman’s submission hold. Superman throws Frankenstein out of the ring. Luigi tries to lift Superman but Superman counters with a headlock takedown. Jason bodyslams Luigi. Frankenstein tries to powerbomb Superman but Superman counters with a hurricanrana before backdropping Frankenstein.

Superman gives Luigi a jawbreaker. Frankenstein biels Superman. Superman tries to lift Frankenstein but fails. Jason attempts to grab Luigi but Luigi counters with a mule kick. Superman hits Luigi with the Speeding Bullet before backdropping Frankenstein again. Frankenstein gives Luigi a neckbreaker. Superman locks an STF onto Jason again but Luigi breaks it up. Frankenstein gives Luigi a series of shoulder thrusts then attempts a top rope elbow drop but Luigi dodges it.

Luigi Irish whips Superman into a big boot from Frankenstein. Superman is hit with a Clothesline from Jason who attempts a Crystal Lake Slam on Luigi but Luigi blocks it. Superman Irish whips Lugii into Jason for a Powerslam. Jason gives Superman a back suplex. Superman recovers and gives Luigi a head scissors. Superman gets Frankenstein in an ankle lock but Luigi breaks it up. The four men brawl variously until Frankenstein grabs Superman with a Bear Hug but Luigi breaks it up. Superman is hit with a DDT by Jason. Jason Irish whips Luigi into Frankenstein for a chokeslam but Superman prevents it. Superman gets Jason in the Super Sharpshooter once more and Jason is forced to submit.

**Winner: Superman**

Scoreboard

Team Link: 3

Team Sparrow: 4

Team Jason: 2

### Spider-Man & Batman v Mr. Clean & Sagat – Tag Team Texas Tornado Knock-Out Match

Spider-Man knocks Mr. Clean down with a double axe handle. Sagat gives Spider-Man a bulldog but then receives an arm drag from Batman. Mr. Clean Irish whips Spider-Man into the corner for a Cleanisfaction. Sagat superkicks Batman then gives him a Tiger Uppercut. Mr. Clean leg sweeps Spider-Man. Mr. Clean hits Spider-Man with a Cleaning Press then he and Sagat hit him with a double leg drop.

Sagat batters Batman with a trash can the kicks him in the corner with a series of Muay Thai kicks. Spider-Man delivers a Twist of Fate to Mr. Clean but is hit by a neckbreaker from Sagat. Spider-Man retaliates with a facebuster as Mr. Clean hits Batman with a steel pipe. Sagat gives Spider-Man a Tiger Suplex then hits Batman with a Championship belt. Sagat then hits Batman with a crutch before he hits Spider-Man with the belt. Mr. Clean hits Batman with the Clean Cut on the outside of the ring.

Spider-Man brings a chair into the ring and clubs Sagat with it. Mr. Clean seizes it and hits Spider-Man. Sagat gives Batman a back body drop then hits him with a crutch. Mr. Clean applies a Boston Crab to Spider-Man then leg sweeps him. Sagat low blows Batman then punches him in the face repeatedly, bloodying him.

Aaron Rift notes Sagat’s poor luck.

Spider-Man bulldogs Mr. Clean then delivers one to Sagat. Spider-Man gives Sagat the Spidey Sense Suplex as Batman rams his shoulders into Mr. Clean’s gut. Spider-Man hits Mr. Cean with a Running Double Axe Handle. Mr. Clean leg sweeps Batman as Sagat hits Spider-Man with a ring bell. Batman attempts the Gotham City Drop on Mr. Clean but Sagat prevents it then beats both of his opponents with a crutch. Sagat hits Spider-Man with a Gore then rams his head into the turnbuckle before giving him another Tiger Suplex.

Sagat tries to hit Batman with a fire extinguisher but Batman grabs it and gives him the Gotham City Drop. Mr. Clean leg sweeps Batman. Spider-Man swings the fire extinguisher at Sagat but Sagat grabs it and hits Spider-Man. Mr. Clean swings at Batman with a pipe but misses but Sagat hits Batman with a ring bell. Batman beats Sagat with a Championship belt and Spider-Man leaps onto Sagat from above. Mr. Clean belts Spider-Man with a trash can right in the face, knocking him completely unconscious to win the match for his team.

**Winners: Mr. Clean and Sagat**

Scoreboard

Team Link: 3

Team Sparrow: 5

Team Jason: 2

Luigi makes his entrance for the next match but is ambushed from behind by Mario with a steel pipe! Mario attacks Luigi’s leg repeatedly then throws him off the stage. Mario gives Luigi a Super Mario Stunner.

### Frankenstein v Link v Captain Jack Sparrow v The Hulk – Hardcore Match

The Hulk is permitted to serve as Luigi’s substitute in the match.

Aaron Rift is shocked and surprised at the turn of events.

The Hulk immediately charges Frankenstein but is caught with an arm drag as Captain Jack Sparrow gives Link a headlock takedown. Link responds with a back toss as the Hulk powerbombs Frankenstein. Frankenstein chokes the Hulk with his boot as Sparrow gives Link some shoulder thrusts. Link hits Sparrow with a fire extinguisher as Frankenstein gives the Hulk an inverted DDT. Sparrow gives Link a superplex. Link and Sparrow battle over a table. Sparrow knocks Link out of the ring then hits both of his other opponents with the table. Link returns to the ring and is hit with the table. Frankenstein seizes the table from Sparrow and clubs him with it.

Sparrow sets the table up in the corner then Irish whips Link into it. Frankenstein bodyslams Link through the table. Sparrow Irish whips Frankenstein out of the ring and covers Link for a 1-count. Link and the Hulk brawl at ringside. Sparrow bulldogs Frankenstein and gets onto the apron but Frankenstein suplexes him back inside, then does the same to the Hulk when he gets on the apron. Regardless, the fight spills outside for all four men and the Hulk leaps onto his opponents with a double axe handle.

The Hulk gets Link in a Bear Hug but to no avail. Frankenstein attempts the move on Sparrow but the Hulk breaks it up. Frankenstein pins Sparrow for a 2-count. The Hulk and Sparrow double powerbomb Frankenstein. Link hits the Hulk with a spinning backfist then covers him but fails to get even a 1-count. Sparrow attempts to lift Frankenstein to absolutely no avail. Frankenstein catches Sparrow with a small package for a 2-count.

Link gives Frankenstein a neckbreaker then he and the Hulk give the Monster a double suplex. Sparrow and the Hulk stand watching as Frankenstein and Link fight one another. Sparrow hits Link and Frankenstein with a Championship belt. The Hulk attempt to clothesline Frankenstein but misses and clotheslines Sparrow. The Hulk hits Frankenstein with a successful clothesline then Sparrow hits Frankenstein with the belt. Frankenstein gets Link in the Bear Hug but Link gets free. Frankenstein attempts to cover Link but Sparrow breaks it up then hits Frankenstein with a Running Mongolian Chop. The Hulk covers Frankenstein but the referee doesn’t manage to get to them in time to make a count.

Sparrow hits Link with the Pirate’s Plunge then covers him but Frankenstein breaks it up. Frankenstein gives Sparrow the Monster Bomb. The Hulk covers Link as Frankenstein covers Sparrow, but both men kick out simultaneously. The Hulk bodyslams Frankenstein then he and Sparrow double powerbomb him for a 1-count from Sparrow. Link catches the Hulk with an arm drag but is hit with a boot by Frankenstein. Sparrow takes down Frankenstein with a clothesline then gives Link a neckbreaker before applying a headlock, which Frankenstein breaks up.

The Hulk pins Frankenstein with a backslide but Frankenstein gets free. Sparrow gives Frankenstein a pullback knee lift. The Hulk accidentally knocks Sparrow off the stage before throwing Link off the stage as well. Frankenstein throws the Hulk into the pit area himself. The Hulk recovers and chokeslams Frankenstein into the pit. Sparrow climbs an ambulance parked at the stage. Link follows and hits Sparrow with a Duo ZDT.

The Hulk connects with a hurricanrana to Frankenstein as Link joins them in the pit, only for Link to be hit in the back with a missile dropkick from Sparrow as he leaps from the ambulance. The Hulk climbs the ambulance and leaps onto his foes with a cross body press though Link somehow manages to shake off the effects of it, feeling a second wind. Sparrow Irish whips Frankenstein into the ambulance as all four men brawl on the stage and in the pit. Frankenstein gives the Hulk a full Nelson slam then throws him into the ambulance. Sparrow hits Link with a neckbreaker then the Hulk throws Link into the ambulance.

All four men climb the ambulance. The Hulk chokeslams Frankenstein off the ambulance but is knocked off when Link delivers a front fallaway slam to Sparrow. Link rubs his elbow into Sparrow’s face. Frankenstein pins the Hulk but the Hulk kicks out before even a one count. Frankenstein locks in an armbar to the Hulk as Link hits another Duo ZDT. Frankenstein gives the Hulk the Monster Bomb as Link covers Sparrow. Frankenstein realises too late Link has Sparrow pinned and Link picks up the 3-count to win the match and the series for his team.

Scoreboard

Team Link: 6

Team Sparrow: 4

Team Jason: 3

Link, Spider-Man, Batman and Superman all celebrate in the ring together as the show ends.

## Trivia

* A match is signed for NoDQ CAW’s Main Event 9- the Serial Killers II will take on Spider-Man and Batman in a Ladder Match for the NoDQ CAW Tag Team Championship.

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