RetCon Artist

**Debut** | TBA

**RetCon Artist** is the Simplicitrix/Stabilized Simplicitrix's DNA sample of a Ottsuma from the planet Kōkō.

## Appearance

RetCon Artist is a feminine humanoid with pale blue skin, six fingers on each hand, and characteristics making her resemble an anime art style, with large eyes just barely break the boundaries of her face and are always visible even when obscured by her long green hair, a nose virtually invisible unless viewed from the sides, "blush" lines under her eyes, and a V-shaped smirk. Her outfit resembles that of a black and red Japanese school girl uniform, complete with a red bowtie over her chest, a skirt, red gloves outlined with black, red leggings with black stripes over her legs, and black heeled shoes.

Basically she's this high school student, except she's got *huge* boobs. I mean some serious honkers. A real set of badonkers. Packin' some dobonhonkeros. Massive dohoonkabhankoloos. Big old tonhongerekoogers.

RetCon Artist wears the Simplicitrix on her left outer thigh, although its location may change because of her abilities.

## Personality

RetCon Artist is a manga-obsessed super-fan with an upbeat demeanor and a knack for drawing and doodling her own manga, despite any changes her abilities may cause to it, speaking in a very thick Japanese accent with only broken instances of English occasionally audible. Although very social and nice towards others, even if they cannot necessarily understand whatever she says, RetCon Artist's paraphobia leaves her with zero tolerance towards those that are sexually explicit or crude, with anything that gets directed towards her ending in them being called a "b-baka!" and getting slapped across the face.

## Powers

* RetCon Artist can induce real-life "plot inconsistences" through improper restorations within reality that she causes throughout releasing distortive ripples around her, resulting in minor to major modifications that can range from an individual or object swapping locations, changing appearances, or functioning in ways different what was originally intended before. RetCon Artist herself has minimal influence over her distortive powers due to their subconscious nature, so much so she may not actually notice its subtle effects at first, although she can freely increase or decrease the amount of change she can cause at once.
	+ Through enough passive exposure or higher concentration on her own behalf, RetCon Artist can consciously make any of her plot inconsistencies anchored in reality, making them permanent and seemingly irreversible, as if that was how they always were before.
	+ RetCon Artist's own appearance subtly changes overtime because of the subconscious nature of her abilities, including hair style, skin tone, outfit colors, symbol location, and most commonly, chest size.
* RetCon Artist becomes more and more powerful the more "screen-time," whenever the "plot" focuses on her at any and all times, that she has, subtly represented through her appearance becoming increasingly more and more of an exaggerated caricature of herself... what happens next? She shows up with even *bigger* *bonkhonaga**HOOGS. HUMUNGOUS HUNGOLOMGHNONOLOUGHONGOUS.***
* RetCon Artist has enhanced strength and speed, both of which allowing her to throw punches extremely fast at blurring speeds, along with agility, dexterity, and drawing skills.
* RetCon Artist has limited resistance against the direct effects of reality manipulation due to the unpredictability of her physical form at all times, which can increase to full-fledged immunity with enough accumulated screen-time.

## Weaknesses

* Stated above, RetCon Artist's plot inconsistency inducement is subconscious and unpredictable in nature, meaning that she has little actual control over what may result of its effects, and may not even notice them unless she was actively paying close attention for any alterations.
* RetCon Artist's abilities rarely create or remove entirely, typically altering something that already exists in the world, although should she become powerful enough, she can entirely do so, albeit outside of her own control.
* RetCon Artist's thick accent and broken bits of English may be occasionally confusing for others to understand her.
* The sporadic inconsistencies of RetCon Artist's chest size can be a hindrance.

## Etymology

* RetCon Artist's name is a play on "retcon," referring to her abilities, and "con artist," referring to the fact she tricks the audience with them.
* RetCon Artist's species name is a play on "otto" and "tsuma," the Japanese translations for "husband" and "wife" respectively, which reference "husbando" and "waifu," popularized terms that anime and manga fans would use to refer to characters that they are attracted to, and thus would marry.
* RetCon Artist's planet name is the Japanese translation of "high school."

## Trivia

* RetCon Artist was made by WTB.
* RetCon Artist's species comes from the same system as M. Night Shyamalanomaly, and are a very distant relative to his species, explaining their similar abilities of subconscious reality manipulation, although the former leans towards plot errors, while the latter instead causes plot twists.
* RetCon Artist is based off the "New Anime Plot" copypasta meme, first popularized on Tumblr back in 2016.
* RetCon Artist's lightning-fast punches are based off the "Rapid-Fire Fisticuffs" phenomenon in animation, prominently shown in both manga and anime such as *JoJo's Bizarre Adventure*, in which a character attacks someone with dozens, if not hundreds, of punches a second.
* RetCon Artist's outfit resembles those from *Sailor Moon*, while the coloration of dark with red details is a nod to Ryuko Matoi's outfit from *Kill la Kill*.
* RetCon Artist's pale blue skin is a nod to Dr. Manhattan from *Watchmen*.