Motifa

> "It was the dawn of a new day, when Motifa came to our Planet." ~ Narrator.
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***Motifa*** is a big, beautiful, black goddess from the Fatbla Tribe. Her powers are unmatched. If she wished so, she could end our world in a second. However, she doesn't due to her friendship with Chris and the Funny Bois. Only to her creator Scuffed. No matter how times she is stopped or "killed", there'll always be a new reincarnation to replace the last one and make the story continue.

## Backstory

Near the dawn of time, Motifa was born daughter to the matriarch of the all-female Fatbla Tribe, on the planet Zebes at the far corners of the universe. By far the most crazed and destructive of her sisters, the Fatbla Council motioned to exile her to a planet inhabited by creatures just as violent and irrational as her: the Planet Earth. Shortly after Motifa was expelled from her home planet, it was destroyed in a bloody war between her Tribe and the aggressive Eastsa.

Sometime after "whumping" from the heavens upon the Earth City of Los Santos, an amnesic Motifa was intercepted by the United States Army. Locked in a science tube in a secret military fortress, she was made the subject of brutal experimentation as part of a government super-soldier program. (Other notable alumni of this program include Porchi, Bumblin' Burry, and The DynamoChimp.) With her killing instinct and natural Fatbla powers greatly enhanced, Motifa successfully escaped from the facility, murdering everyone who worked there on her way out.

Without a home, cause, or any restraint whatsoever, Motifa continues to roam our planet to this day, driven only by her lust for white wives and her base impulses to destroy.

## Timeline

* **????**: Around the time of the Destruction of Fatbla, mysterious relics of untold power were apparently dispersed across our universe. Although they are still being catalogued, great precaution is kept to keep them from Her...
* **1959**: In April, Motifa's illegitimate son, Sean Bean, was born to an unknown white wife. Motifa sent the boy off to live with Spangy before flying off to promote birth control.
* **1979**: A much skinnier Motifa was working as a counselor at Camp Crystal Lake when Jason Voorhees attacked. After a potential white wife rejected her advances, Motifa manipulated Jason to exact revenge on her and all the other counselors. This will forever serve as an example of Motifa's insatiable lust for death and immense powers of influence.

* **1980:** Motifa is reincarnated once again as Chondra, a young black lady who would later save the world from Y2K.

* **1994:** There is a legend told among parts of Central and East Africa: when the Great Darkness arrests the growth of all life on our world, a hero carrying the blood of Motifa will appear to rescue the Spirit of Life. After 100 days of death, the chosen child was supposedly born and sent to dispel the Darkness.
* **2001**: On September 11th, Motifa smashed a flying police car into two passenger planes, causing them to crash into the World Trade Center in New York City. She also used her powers of telekinesis to cause a third and fourth passenger plane to crash into the Pentagon and a field near Shanksville, Pennsylvania respectively. Recognizing their greatest mistake to be the cause, the U.S. Military launched a successful cover-up operation to protect the people of the world from knowing the truth.
* **2017**: Motifa suddenly reappeared in Los Santos. After causing immense damage and taking thousands of lives, she returned to the blackness. The armies of the world stand ready should she ever appear again.
* **2019**: Motifa had her gorgeous visage sketched by ZONE-tan and etched onto dakimakuras which were then shipped to only her most devoted and sexy of worshipers. The pillow is as big, beautiful, and black as the real thing with only 10% of her destructive tendencies.
* **2020**: On May 11th, Motifa returned in Left 4 Dead 2 to help the Bois hunt down zombies in the Swamp Fever campaign. On June 20th, Motifa made a brief cameo in GTA 5 SCREAMIN DEMONS, watching the ensuing chaos coming from Tomar's blimp hijack. On December 15th, It has been revealed by Chris in Metroid: Zero Mission Part 2 that Motifa is originally from Planet Zebes.

## Power and Feats

* Immortality
* Invincibility
* The power to unleash incredible amounts of energy, often leading to explosions (like immediately frying an old woman by punching the bus she was in)
* The strength of a thousand cruise ships
* Eye lasers (obtained at *Bed Bath And Beyond* with a coupon*)*
* Flight
* Telekinesis
* Teleportation
* Super Sonic Speed
* Gravity Manipulation
* Instant Transmission
* Infinite Lung Capacity and Resistance to Intense Barometric Pressure
* Matter Generation (cars, trucks, etc)
* Animal Affinity
* Summoning the Spirits of Fallen Fatbla Sisters and Eastsa Warriors
* Sick BMX Skills
* Rebirth

## Arsenal

* Grappling Gun, powerful enough to attach to the sun and change the normal day/night cycle.
* The Thunder Dagger (relic of the Fatbla Tribe used to destroy everything in her path)
* Car Gun
* Friend Scanner
* Moon Shoes

## Notable Quotes

* "You asked for a miracle but you got MOTIFA, baby!"
* "I'm Motifa, No more tifa…"
* "I'm just like you, except blacker."
* "Do not fear that which you do not undahstan'!"
* "Fuck this shit!! Shit ain't right!!"
* "My pussy stank."
* "My baby daddy smell like pasketti."
* "I've been looking for a white wife and you're the exact kinda bitch I want. Come with me, my dear, we're going to space!"
* "This is my pet Airplane!"
* "This all started with those damn Moon Shoes..."
* "Get ready for my Thunder Dagger!"
* "I'm gonna live in a tree."
* "Guns in America, the biggest problem."
* "Mah spririt animal guides me, blarh!"
* "Motifa.... never die, blarh!"
* "I look forward to being sent to your home in a box. Thank you!"
* "Damn."
* "Until next time, Sugar Pie ;)"
* “ᵐᵒᵗᶦᶠᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃ ˢᵃᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘᵘᵘ”
* ”This is stupid…………... oh dear!”

## Oney Plays Trivia!

* She is stated to have obtained her guns by 'accidentally' flying into a gun store using her "moon shoes."
* Despite her apparent interest in white women, she will occasionally make references to having a husband ("mah husban'"). It is unknown who this man is, where he is, or if he doesn't even exist and Motifa just isn't sure what the word husband means.
* Motifa was born from a peach in the ocean of her home planet.
* On Motifa's home planet, cars are driven sideways.
* It's hard to piece her backstory together, as it is sorta inconsistent.
* Motifa's only two weaknesses are fences and the police, who have the ability to "whitewash" Motifa into a foul git.
* Motifa does not listen to Big Penny - his music is too modern for her.
* She learns a new power every day. Since she is immortal that would mean she has infinite powers.
* When Motifa is whitewashed, she is at her weakest, and she must reincarnate into another similar, yet different body.
* In episode 36 of YIIK: A Post-Modern RPG, Chondra, one of the main characters, asks an omnipotent robot entity named The Essentia 2000 how she was like in other realities, with her answer being "wiser and wider". Considering Chondra is black, this could mean she is the reincarnation of Motifa after she was sent onto the banished underrealm.