The Product War

The **Product war** is a conflict between Jiafei Products and Space X products. This war had sprouted out from the Badussy war 3.

## The Product War

### Performers

* Jiafei
* DaBoyz
* Elon Musk

## History

The Product War was caused when Daboyz declared war on Floptropica during late 2022 sparking the third Badussy War and Floptropicans were in the process of gathering intel.

### The Beginning of The War.

Vice Presedent\Queen Jiafei decided to send out Xjiemomo to gather info at a secret Daboyzian casino ridden with Elon Musk stans. Daboyzian soldiers came across Xjiemomo and went to persue her. Xjiemomo fought hard and well not to get caught and after an hour or so of being chased by Daboyzian soldiers, she decided to burn the casino down. And nevertheless, instead of going back empty handed she brought back some info in the form of a kidnapped a Daboyzian soldier that went by the name, “Bro Bene”.

Once Xjiemomo brought back the captured Daboyzian, she brought him to the Products Lab. The Products Lab is where they test up-and-comeing Prouducts to make sure they are of highest of quality and are up to Jiafei Product Standards. Xjiemomo left him with a Flop scientist who was currently testing Products. The Scientist brought out a hyper realistic Teala Dunn AI. This Teala Dunn AI was a Robot-Replica of Teala Dunn and was the most recent model. It icould feel emotion, experience illness, eat and digest food, and could even bleed with an accurate vascular system\circulatory system! You can buy one of our most recent models at *JiafeiProductsCo.Com* or in-stores for the low price of 600 Floptropican Pesos! The scientist injected an experimental product into the Robot, the experimental product being a modified, in-testing phase, strain of The Product Injection, which can improve Flop's health and had the side affect of turning any Daboyzian into a perfect replica of Jiafei. Ask your doctor if you are eligible for usage of the Product injection! Side effects may include: Involuntary Morphicacation into a Jiafei,-Like figure, Non-stop screaming in high pitched voice, booty quavering, moderate to severe insanity, diarrhea, gas, depression. Do consult a doctor if you are or are planing to get pregnant before getting the Injection. When injected into the Teala Dunn AI, The robot spontaneously turned into Jiafei. Bro Bene was extremely scared, but right before the scientist injected the product into him, the lunch bell rang. The negligent scientist proceed to the Product Lab Cafe, leaving the Daboyzian in the chamber.

Acording to eye-wittneses and Floptropican spys, A friend of Bro Bene got into a Tesla car at around 8:00 PM and drove to Space X HQ. Elon Musk and a highly trusted soldier were seen examining classified files and documents. The Daboyzian immediately told Elon about what happend at the casino and what happend to Bro Bene, Elon ordered the Daboyzian to leave. Elon then told his highest ranking soldier that he "isn’t going to save a low ranking soldier". The high ranking general then told Elon “But Jiafei Products knows that we’re the ones attacking them! A if everyone finds out how much of an @$$hole you are they’ll betray you!”. Elon proceeded to consider what the general said, as to not try and damage his reputation.

The lunch period was going as usual at the Product Lab, The Jiafeian soldiers kept getting their daily meals consisting of high-nutrient grade A meats\seafood's and proteins, fruits or vegetables, Yogurt, (All manifactured by Jiafei Products Co.) and as a side, Jiafei Chips! only $1.00 in Floptropican money and in stores everywhere! However, something was not right (besides the fact they were only serving 8\69 of the varieties of Jiafei Chips that day). Xjiemomo heard a large bang outside the building. She looked out and saw Daboyzian helicopters and naval ships rushing towards them from the coast side. Before Xjiemomo could tell everyone, they heard the announcement speakers turn on, as Jiafei said “Queen Jiafei Speaking, This is an emergency announcement. Elon Musks army is attacking our beautiful headquarters.” As Jiafei spoke, Daboyzian missiles were headed towards the building. When they hit, half of the building exploded inguring many and killing a few scientists caught off guard.

Jiafei’s bussyful soldiers were directed to the facility exits. Xjiemomo quickly shot down hundreds of Elon Musks helicopters with a singular sniper-rifle. Around the same time, two Jiafeian women with Ariana Grenades, surfed on military grade surf boards, which you can get your own not-as-high-of-quality surfboard In-Store or at *JiafeiProuductsCo.Com* for around $14.99 In Floptropican Money (While supply's last), near the Daboyzian Navy. Elon Musk was talking as his General said “WATCH OUT, WE NEED TO SWIM!”. “Why-“ Elon said as the ship exploded and evaporated. Meanwhile, Bro Bene’s friend infiltrated the damaged Product Lab, as he was searching for Bro Bene, he saw Xjiemomo. He instantly fell in love with her. Xjiemomo proceeded to shoot him. He doged her bullets and ran past her, getting back on track and ran to the Lab where Bro Bene was being held. Meanwhile the highest general was only feet away from HQ, Jiafeian soldiers saw him. They instantly shot at him, but he used to force to reflect that bullets at them. He quickly ordered his soldiers to attack, but Xjiemomo quickly appeared an sliced the Daboyzian troops in half. The whereabouts of missing DaBoyzian Soldiers including ones mentioned then please call your local police department if you see any suspicious figures. Elon Musk has been reported safe (Unfortunately) and the war is still ongoing until further notice.