Uncle

Uncle, Likes cat’s and hates anime he is sometimes and enemy or Allie of Chadicus and his father

## Biography

### Father vs Uncle

On the 16th of December, 2022, Son was savoring the aroma of coffee beans when Father summoned him, expressing the need for a different pillow as the one previously provided was unsatisfactory. Father instructed Son to proceed to the spare bedroom and retrieve a new pillow. As Son ascended the stairs, he couldn't help but remark on the peculiarity of his father using a guitar as a pillow. Upon entering the room, Son failed to notice the presence of a foreboding atmosphere. Son picked up the pillow, thinking it would suffice, and prepared to exit the room. However, as soon as he stepped out of the door, he heard the distinct sound of a sword being unsheathed. Intrigued and startled, Son turned around and questioned the source of the noise, only to find that everything appeared normal and unchanged. After thoroughly examining the room, he concluded that it must have been his imagination and proceeded to leave once more. Yet, as he took a step outside the room, the sound of a sword being drawn echoed once again. This time, Son was certain he had heard it. On this occasion, he decides to thoroughly inspect the room once more, meticulously searching under the bed and lifting the covers. Son immediately assumes that his father was attempting to play a prank on him. As he steps out of the room and takes a few steps further, he suddenly hears the door to the room slam shut. This startles Son, causing him to hastily make his way back towards the same room. He begins to scream, convinced that there is someone in the room. The sight of someone standing there causes Son to react in fear, leading him to run down the stairs while screaming for his father. Urgently, Son informs his father about the presence of an intruder in the house. Upon reaching the kitchen, Son is surprised to find his father engaged in a friendly conversation with the intruder, expressing how nice it is to see him again after all these years. Father even asks about the intruder's experiences during the war. This leaves Son completely bewildered, prompting him to inquire about what is happening. The intruder remains silent while Father apologizes and introduces Son to the intruder, revealing him to be his Uncle and explaining that the Uncle is his Father's brother. Once again, Son finds himself in a state of confusion, questioning the situation. Son argues that they do not resemble each other and removes Uncle's hood from his head. However, upon seeing his face, Son changes his opinion. Father then informs Son that this special occasion requires some food and instructs him to prepare some bologna sandwiches. Uncle becomes slightly annoyed when the son removes his hood, as he was giving Son a strange look that caused the screen to flicker. Son refuses to make the sandwiches and informs Father that Uncle appears creepy, refusing to feed him. Father becomes slightly angry and questions if Son just called Uncle creepy. Son confirms and urges Father to look at Uncle, pointing out that he is continuously staring at him. Father produces a small hammer in his hand and presents it to Son, persuading him to reconsider and prepare the sandwiches. However, despite Son's compliance, he is eventually disregarded. Later on, Son returns with the sandwiches, and Father informs him that Uncle has been watching a peculiar yellow dog on the television screen for approximately 20 minutes. Son advises Father to pay attention, reminding him that he had previously mentioned Uncle's unsettling nature. Father acknowledges Son's remark, understanding his concerns, and instructs him to listen attentively. Father then informs Son that he intends to switch off the television and engage in a conversation with Uncle, hoping that this will restore Uncle's normal behavior. Father proceeds to turn off the TV and firmly instructs Uncle to refrain from watching any more dog-related content. However, Uncle starts making predator noises, causing Father to summon a sword and draw it. Sensing danger, Son questions Father about his sword, just as Uncle begins to rise. In response, Son decides to leave, expressing his disinterest. As Son watches from a distance, the fight unfolds, and suddenly, Uncle removes his robe, revealing military gear. With a single powerful strike, Uncle defeats Father, leaving Son astonished. Uncle then turns his attention to Son and properly introduces himself

### Father, Where is Uncle?

On January 12th, 2023, Father summoned Son for their training session. Son exclaimed loudly that it was only five in the morning. Father responded by advising his son that the early bird catches the worm and urged him to stop complaining. In an irritated and frustrated tone, Father then inquired if Son had brought his katana. Son informed his father that it was the one he received as a Christmas gift. Father reminded Son that as knights, they were expected to wield a sword. Son clarified that the katana was the bladed weapon he possessed. Father dismissively replied, "Whatever, let's begin our training." Son interrupted his father, requesting him to wait as he had a question. Father inquired what it was, and Son asked if he remembered how Uncle had defeated him the other day. Father acknowledged that he did and defensively stated that Uncle had struck first, emphasizing that it was not a fair fight. Son urged his father to listen, clarifying that his point was not about the fight but rather about Uncle's whereabouts. Son questioned where Uncle had gone as he had been absent. Father admitted that now that Son mentioned it, Uncle's room remained untouched, and he was unaware of his whereabouts. Father mentioned that Uncle might be residing within the walls. Son inquired why Uncle would choose to live inside the walls and questioned what he could possibly be consuming, such as rats. Father acknowledged that the temperature in the house has been dropping and suggested that Uncle might be feasting on the insulation rolls. He emphasized that Uncle could be anywhere and advised Son to return to training. Later, Son tragically loses his life. Father emerges wearing a red robe and informs Son that he knows why Uncle emerged victorious – he had a secret advantage. Son questioned Father on how he planned to bring Uncle back, reminding him that Uncle could be anywhere. Father instructs Son to activate the cats, as Uncle has a fondness for them. Son promptly turns on the television and informs Father that the cats are now active, while inquiring about Uncle's whereabouts. Father gestures for Son to turn around, and to his surprise, Uncle is standing right beside him. Son asks what Uncle is doing, to which he responds, "Cats." Son realizes that Uncle indeed has a preference for cats. Father then challenges Uncle to a rematch, expressing his dissatisfaction with the previous unfair fight and desiring one more duel to settle the score. As tensions escalate, Son attempts to resolve the situation, but both Father and Uncle turn against him, ultimately leading to his demise.

### Son, They Cancelled the Crusades

On the 28th of January, 2023, Father was discovered in a state of melancholy. When questioned about the reason, Father revealed to Chadicus that the crusades had been called off. Inquisitive, Son asked for an explanation, to which Father responded that the templar knights had surrendered due to their overwhelming fear. Expressing his desire for happiness, Son proposed the idea of dungeons and dragons. Father expressed his admiration for the game, acknowledging its greatness. However, he had a question regarding the presence of Uncle, especially after witnessing him devouring one of the dice. Chadicus reassured his father, dismissing the incident, and explained that Dungeons and Dragons (DND) is a game that thrives with more participants. He further elaborated that in this game, one has the freedom to do anything they desire by simply rolling the dice. Father comes up with an idea and expresses his desire to convert everyone to Catholicism. Chadicus responds by telling Father he can do that, but only if he rolls a dice to determine the outcome. Father rolls a 20 and confidently declares that everyone is now Catholic. Impressed, Chadicus congratulates his father, acknowledging his accomplishment. However, when Uncle attempts to reach for the dice, Son intervenes and firmly tells him to stop eating the dice, stating that they have had enough. Nevertheless, Uncle retaliates by pulling out a glock and placing it on the table as a warning. This sudden turn of events causes Son to reconsider his decision and he tells Uncle to go ahead and enjoy his share, as they already have enough. Later, it is revealed that Uncle was expelled from the game for consuming all the dice.

### Son vs Uncle

On February 10th, 2023, Son emerged from his room to reveal that Father had imposed a ban on him from accessing the internet, playing video games, and even sleeping (for some inexplicable reason). Faced with this predicament, Son concluded that the only solace he could find was in playing Dungeons and Dragons alone. However, upon rummaging through his box of gaming supplies, he discovered that all his dice were missing. Overwhelmed by frustration, Son let out a scream, flung the dice against the wall, and impulsively grabbed a gun before storming into the basement. There, he confronted Uncle, angrily questioning how many times he had to remind him not to eat his dice and lamenting his inability to enjoy DND anymore. Son's pleas fell on deaf ears as Uncle seemed oblivious to his frustrations. In a fit of rage, Son switched off the TV, disregarding his beloved cats and expressing his disdain for both the television and his feline companions. As Son turned around, he realized that Uncle had vanished, prompting him to inquire about his whereabouts. Uncle discarded his robe, revealing his military attire, and engaged in a fierce hand-to-hand combat with Son. Despite a valiant effort, Uncle managed to overpower Son, throwing him back and drawing his gun. With a swift motion, Uncle fired at Son, but to everyone's astonishment, Son caught the bullet, causing Uncle to react in disbelief. Seizing the opportunity, Son flicked the bullet away, just as Father entered the room, inquiring about the commotion. In a sudden twist, Uncle swiftly turned around and fired three rounds at Father, eliminating him. Son confronted Uncle, expressing his desire to discontinue the conflict and emphasizing that Uncle could pursue his dice obsession without hindrance. However, before Son could make his escape to indulge in a game of League of Legends, Uncle ruthlessly eliminated him as well, catching him off guard.

### Uncle Caught in 4K

On March 7th, 2023, Son acquaints his uncle with anime, resulting in his Uncle embarking on a devastating rampage. His destructive spree specifically targets the prominent centers of anime production, such as Japan and South Korea, resulting in the loss of countless lives in those nations. Although it remains uncertain whether North Korea engages in anime production, it is plausible that Uncle did not intend to assault North Korea. It is possible that he inadvertently got too close to the neutrality line, provoking the North Korean forces to retaliate by firing upon him. Consequently, Uncle retaliated by decimating North Korea, causing significant casualties, all in his relentless pursuit to eradicate anime. According to calculations, Uncle's killing spree resulted in the demise of 203,410,000 individuals within a mere 2-minute timeframe, solely relying on a 12-gauge shotgun.

### Uncle, We Have a Problem

On the 11th of April, 2023, Son was in the process of pouring himself a bowl of corn flakes when a body unexpectedly tumbled out of the closet. Startled, Son immediately informed Father that Uncle had been devouring ferries and carelessly leaving the bones scattered on the floor once again. Father, intrigued, questioned Son about this revelation and remarked that it paled in comparison to the literal excrement Uncle had previously left behind. Both Father and Son agreed that it was high time to confront Uncle about his peculiar behavior. After an extensive search, they realized that they had neglected to check Uncle's room on their way up. Curious, Son inquired why they were bringing guns along, to which Father responded that they were dealing with Uncle, who was known to be armed. Son acknowledged the validity of Father's point, understanding that they couldn't afford to be unprepared. With determination, Father and Son stormed into Uncle's room, swiftly cornering him at gunpoint. Uncle, attempting to conceal something, raised his arm, using his robe as a cover for the pictures hanging on the wall. Son, suspicious, moved Uncle's arm aside, revealing a collection of photographs depicting various family members. It was at that moment that Son concluded Uncle had sinister intentions of eliminating the entire family. Father and son discharged their ammunition at Uncle, but they soon realized that it had no impact. Consequently, they relinquished their weapons. In response, Uncle swiftly retrieved his own firearm. However, Father swiftly disarmed Uncle and incapacitated him. Later, Son and Father found themselves in the basement, with Uncle securely restrained. Father confessed that he had not anticipated them progressing this far. Son admitted that he shared the same sentiment. Father suggested that they engage in a conversation with Uncle. However, when they turned around, they discovered that Uncle had mysteriously vanished. Son exclaimed in frustration, questioning why this always occurred. Father inquired if Son had used a regular rope, to which Son replied that he had used Scotch tape instead. Father questioned their next course of action, as Son believed that the tape was strong enough. Son regretfully stated that Uncle had now escaped, leaving them powerless. Son suddenly noticed Uncle stealthily approaching Father from behind, wielding a frying pan. Desperately, Son attempted to warn Father, but Uncle swiftly struck Father on the head with the pan, instantly killing him. Uncle then inexplicably teleported and repeated the same fatal blow to Son.

### Father, I’m a Super Saiyan

On the 27th of April, 2023, Son attempted to transform into Super Saiyan in order to surpass his father. Despite his loud and vigorous screams, Uncle briefly woke up due to the noise but quickly returned to sleep, as he did not perceive it as a threat to his well-being.

### Son, What’s a Discord Kitten?

On April 30th, 2023, Son found himself involved in a Discord call when Uncle abruptly barged into his room, causing Son to emit a startled cry. Curious about the reason for the intrusion, Son asked why people kept braking into his room. Meanwhile, the individual on the opposite side of the Discord call inquired about the disturbance. In response, Son suggested that the caller assume the role of a cat, prompting the girl to imitate feline sounds. This cunning tactic appeared to be effective as Uncle vanished, leaving Son pondering his whereabouts. However, Son attempted to dismiss the incident, assuming that his Uncle had simply left. Suddenly, the girl on the other end of the Discord call can be heard asking about someone outside her window, leading Son to the unsettling realization that Uncle had teleported to the woman's house and eliminated her.

### Son, We Must Retake Jerusalem

On the 17th of May, 2023, Son and Father were engrossed in watching the news when the news reporter made a startling announcement about the capture of Jerusalem. This news prompted Father to exclaim loudly, questioning the motives behind seizing Jerusalem. The news reporter proceeded to provide details about the person responsible, who matched the description of Cousin Richard. Upon realizing this, Father expressed regret, acknowledging that he should have been aware and never left Jerusalem unattended. He firmly stated that Cousin Richard had taken his city and emphasized that the people of Jerusalem needed his assistance. Determined, Father swiftly prepared himself, donning his suit, and was ready to take action within six hours. Father returns clad in military attire, announcing his departure to rescue Jerusalem and liberate the innocent. Uncle descends the staircase, and upon being informed by Father that Cousin Richard has captured Jerusalem, he begins to ascend the stairs again. However, Father catches his attention by mentioning Cousin Richard's cruel act of mutilating cats' ears. In response, Uncle swiftly turns around and descends the stairs once more, summoning an AK-47 assault rifle. Father came back in the evening, appearing disheartened by the fact that he had only shot one person, specifically Cousin Richard, in the back of the head. He expressed how surprisingly effortless it was and mentioned that Jerusalem was never in any real danger. However, he also revealed that Cousin Richard had attached cat ears to women, but they are no longer present, implying that he had eliminated them.