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**Eret** (in-game: "The\_Eret") (often referred by the wiki as the "**SMP Earth Photographer**" or "the greatest guy ever") is a YouTuber and Twitch streamer on SMPEarth. He is a member of the VRChat community, a friend of Jameskii and the current leader of Ursus.

## Goals

His goal is to form the *Eret Corporation*, based on the real-world East India Company, and establish colonies on parts of Asia. He also plans to create a museum from The Great Hawaiian Heist and possibly sell some pieces of Hawaii for profit.

## History

### Day 14

Eret logged on to the server for the first time and joined Jameskii's BREAD faction (now New Hawaii).

### Day 15

Eret executed the Hawaiian Heist (informally the *#F\*ckHawaii Movement*), where he claimed the Hawaiian archipelago and dug out all of it. His plan is to sell the acquired pieces of land in a Hawaiian Museum in Australia. He also plans to acquire water from the Fiji islands and sell them as "Fiji water".

### Day 16

    Eret continued his plan of draining waters surrounding the Fiji islands. Following his heist yesterday, he was warned by some of his viewers about the Hawaiian Pele's curse which could befall anyone who took a piece of land from the islands, but he guaranteed the curse would not affect him as he uprooted the entire islands, thus rendering the curse invalid to him.

Afterward, he began constructing a wall between New Hawaii and Perthtopians, an enemy faction settling in west Australia. The border was built using stacks of black concretes and was dubbed as "The Great Wall of Eret" upon completion.
He then bought a plane and flew it for the first time to southern India in hope to mine some valuable ores. Unfortunately, the caves there turned out to be a disappointment, and so did the caves in some parts of Africa. He then resorted to exploring the wilderness of Antarctica while maintaining a safe distance from the Antarctic Empire. He spent the majority of his day on the server being the only person online at the time, until SootDavid went online minutes before Eret ended his stream.

### Day 17

    Initially, Eret assisted in the construction of the Great Pyramid of Steve north of Australia. Later on, he ditched the builders and decided to travel to southern Asia. He was later joined by ScotGriswold and together they expanded their faction's boundaries by claiming Sri Lanka, India, Nepal, and parts of the Himalayas, including Mount Everest. There, he built an observatory and a runway at the peak. Unfortunately, he died to a creeper in one of the caverns under the mountain and respawned back in Australia. He also rechristened the mountain as Everet.

Realizing that both of them shared the same goal of establishing embassies and participating in global trade and commerce, Scot proposed a merger between their two personal companies into a conglomerate named Ursus (a Latin word for 'bear'), with Ted as the CEO. Afterwards, Eret extended the territorial claim having discovered vast caverns underneath the Himalayans. Finally, he established an outpost in the heart of India, justifying that it would become a booming base for Ursus (and to a certain extent, their faction).

### Day 18

Eret and Scot plans to expand their joint corporation and attempted to claim Krakahumungus, but that would mean having to either peacefully negotiate or wage war with Kwite. While Scot goes establishing diplomacy connections with other factions, Eret continues decimating the already-destroyed Hawaii islands by replacing all underwater dirs with sandstones. Soon after, OGBeefstew comes to him offering to cover the sunken archipelago with jungle boats, to which he agreed.

### Day 19

Eret was visited by KaraCorvus, Michaelmcchill, and Wuna301 who came to witness the current state of the sunken islands which was once an insular, tropical colony of Packle before the faction rollbacks on Day 10. No hostilities took place despite the events of Hawaiian Heist, but Eret lost his only plane that somehow broke when Kara got in, which made him rowed back in a boat across the Pacific Ocean back to his homebase in New Hawaii City, Australia.

He then made his way to the New Hawaiian Ceylon and continued developing the base which he dubbed as Empire City, where he had built two houses, a marketplace, and a central fountain. Past midnight PST, Eret, and Technoblade were the one players online on the server, but Technoblade was not streaming. At one point, Techno flew over Empire City which caught Eret's attention who later requested a base tour, to which Techno agreed. Together, they flew to Port-aux-Francais on one of Techno's fast planes. Eret was shown the magnificent exterior shell of a  great palace that Techno had completed but was yet to decide the purpose of the build other than pure flexing.

Afterwards, Eret was kindly sent back to Empire City by Techno. This interaction made Eret contemplating on the possibility of a future alliance between their factions with an added value of allying with one of the strongest players (and factions) on the server.

### Day 20

Eret continued developing the Empire City, renamed as Ursus City. He did an off-stream mining stream which had been lucrative. Still, he had to use some of the diamonds to purchase a new plane to commute between India and Australia. Later, he began laying out the foundation of the city and constructed the Hawaiian Museum.

    Scot then joined in VC as he went mining and together, they decided to rename their joint corporation as the *Ursus Worldwide Union* (UWU) based on a suggestion by @rikuzero1 (dubbed Riku the Wise and Respectable by Scot) in Eret's chat. Once he finished with the museum's foundation, he went on mining for more resources when he discovered a zombie villager. He brought the creature back to their base, where he researched on how to cure it while Scot traveled to Australia to gather the ingredients for the cure. Afterwards, the zombie villager was healed and employed as a librarian.

Although Eret managed to exploit the villager's trade for emeralds, the villager only offered Depth Strider II as top-tier trade which Eret deemed "sucks". Distraught by this, he named the villager as "*Disappointment*" and decided to spare him as a breeder. Not long after that, Kara came to visit the country and he gave her a quick tour of the developing city. Eret inquired her about a recent incident in New Hawaii, to which she admitted doing so, dubbed the Great Bamboo Heist by showing him the clip of the incident.

### Day 21

Off-stream, Eret managed to acquire a second villager with Protection I, Unbreaking III and Infinity books as trades. He also had several Mending books gained from one of his business deals with other players. He then proceeded to plot the future sites of the Fiji Water Dispensary and Eret's Pub on either side of the Hawaiian Museum. Later on, he ventured to Krakahumungus for quartz and successfully built a loud, zero-tick sugarcane farm at Ursus City.

Another identical house was built next to the villagers trading hut for an enchanting station. He then traveled to New Hawaii where he was greeted and given a tour at Jameskii's home full of furniture and electrical appliances sponsored by Samsung. Afterwards, he set out a mining expedition near Siberia which yielded fruitful results, although most of the stream was cut off due to technical issues with OBS.

Once he got out of the caves, he then flew to the North Pole to visit Santa Claus at the Christmas-themed house, where he also found the nice-and-naughty list and a chest full of coal. At the northern end portal, he mistakenly turned on the haste effect on the beacon and had to smelt one of his iron ores to get the speed effect instead. He enjoyed his time on the Arctic riding a boat while speeding on the ice, occasionally hitting a herd of polar bears. Chat inspired him the possibility of constructing an ice highway for business purposes.

    Eventually, he was asked by one of his viewers what would happen if one would travel further north than the north pole. Curious, he agreed to do it "for science" and boated northwards. Suddenly, he was teleported beneath the ice and quickly climbed out onto the surface. Much to him and his chat's surprise, he had successfully circumnavigated from the north pole to the south. This revelation proved that the earth is a donut.

To commemorate this discovery, he constructed a cobblestone sculpture of his name at the furthest south point of the map (just below Antarctica). He also planned to spread the word to everyone that the "Earth Is A Donut" as well as setting up donut shops and selling donuts in every Ursus embassy in the world. He also devised the "Everet Challenge", where players would have to use 16 designated blocks strategically to climb and reach the peak of Mount Everet to prove their worth and might. Additionally, Eret made everyone in his chat at the time sign a non-disclosure agreement (NDA) and officially made them members of the Donut Earth Society (DES).

### Day 81

Following the Fourth Faction reset, Chip granted all players spectator mode, which Eret used accompanied with SEUS shaders to take aerial shots of multiple landmarks across the server.

## Relationships

### Positive

* Jameskii (co-member)
* ScotGriswold (co-member)
* AllanahVA (daughter)

## Trivia

* Eret has two small-headed (quite literally), rotund, and all-powerful teddy bears inspired from the "mom said it's my turn on the xbox" meme: one is the Big Ted (he's a big boi), and the other is Micro Ted.
* "#FuckHawaii" - his motto for the Hawaiian Heist
* Eret is a member of this wiki and has made contributions to his page, as well as creating the New Hawaii page.
	+ Eret also spends a lot of time on the discord.
* Eret hails from England and currently resides in Los Angeles, California, pursuing studies in International Relations.
* It was confirmed on Day 26 that he had adopted fellow streamer AllanahVA alongside ScotGriswold
* He once said "With every vibe comes a check... and Hawaii failed the vibe check" on the SMPEarth discord server.
* As of Day 81, he was officially dubbed SMPEarth's Photographer by the Wiki, who greatly appreciates his efforts.
	+ He has taken several majestic photos during the Third Faction Reset, prompting the active wiki members to declare that they stanned him.
* He has joined the public SMPEarth beta server.

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