Asherpate's cars series 5 episode 10: 1997 Winston 500

This boring race was won by Murray Clutchburn (his 2nd win in a row). What makes this race even boring, is that there were no cautions. Just a couple of engine failures including one from Johnny Blamer.

## Transcript

(qualifying)

Ray Reverham: Ok, you're starting in 11th!

Jeff Gorvette: Outside the top 10? Oh, wow...

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And the Winston 500 is on!

Jeff Gorvette: Must climb up to the top!

(lap 28)

Ray Reverham: Inside of the 93 car!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (passes Murray Clutchburn)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette passes his teammate to take the lead again!

Ken Squier: Jeff will lead lap 28!

(lap 31)

GM Goodwrench: Inside of the 24!

Dale Eanrhardt: Ok! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Dale Earnhardt passes Jeff Gorvette and takes the lead!

Ken Squier; Dale Earnhardt leads lap 31!

(lap 41)

Ray Reverham: Inside of the 3 car!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (passes Dale Earnhardt)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette passes Dale Earnhardt and takes the lead again!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette leads lap 41! It's lap 42! Jeff Gorvette is the leader again! Earnhardt in 2nd, and Eugene Carbureski in 3rd.

Eugene Carburaski: OUT OF THE (yee)ING WAY, YOU IDIOT! (does a bump-n-run on Dale Earnhardt)

Spike: Uh oh! Eugene Carbureski does the bump-n-run on Dale Earnhardt and takes 2nd away!

Ned Carrett: He's now behind Jeff Gorvette!

Pinkie: Can Jeff get away from him?

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Jeff Gorvette is still in the lead, but Eugene is ceatching up after bumping Dale Earnhardt!

Eugene Carburaski: Hey, Jerk Gorvette! CAN'T GET AWAY FROM MY BUMP-N-RUNS! (does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette)

Spike: OH NO! NOT THE BUMP-N-RUN!

Ned Carrett: (bawls) AND HE TAKES THE LEAD!

Ken Squier: Jeff heads to pit road and Eugene will lead lap 42.

(lap 119)

Ray Reverham: Inside of the 25 car!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! Let's return to the lead! (passes Ken Schrader)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette passes Ken Schrader to take the lead again after a long wait!

Spike: Incredible!

Ken Squier: And Jeff leads lap 119!

(lap 127)

GM Goodwrech: Inside of the 24 car!

Dale Earnhaerdt: Ok! Got it! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Spike: Now Earnhardt passes Jeff Gorvette to take the lead again!

Ken Squier: And Dale will lead lap 127!

(lap 157)

Ken Squier: Inside of the 28 car!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (passes Ernie Swervan)

Murray Clutchburn: I'm gonna push this kid! (pushes Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette takes the lead while Murray Clutchburn pushes him!

Ken Squier: And Jeff leads lap 157! It's lap 158! Jeff and Murray are in 1st and 2nd place!

Ned Carrett: Dale Earnhardt does a little bump-n-run on Ernie Swervan to take 3rd spot away!

Spike: He does a bump-n-run on a lot of cars, and that's why he's the Intiminator!

Ken Squier: Earnhardt challanges Jeff and Murray as they come to turn 3!

Ned Carrett: Earnhardt gives Murray a little push for them to pass their friend!

Sputter Stop crew cheif: Inside of your teammate!

Mjurray Clutchburn: You got that!

(Murray and Dale pass Jeff Gorvette)

Ray Reverham: Give the number 3 a push!

Jeff Gorvette: You got that! (pushes Dale Earnhardt)

Pinkie: Earnhardt pushes Murray Clutchburn to the lead while he gets a help from Jeff Gorvette, the 24!

Ken Squier: And Murray Clutchburn leads lap 158!

(lap 169)

(Johnny Blamer blows an engine)

Johnny Blamer: Huh?

Ken Squier: Oh! And Johnny Blamer blows an engine!

Spike: But the caution is not out! It will be less boring if there's a caution!

Johnny Blamer: WHY DID I BLOW AN ENGINE! I HAVE THE WORST LIVE! (cries)

(finish)

Ken Squier: Murray Clutchburn is gonna win the Calladega race, with no cautions!

Murray Clutchburn: Yes! Good job helping me, Dale!

Dale Earnhardt: You're welcome, Clutchburn.