Freaky Wednesday!

**Freaky Wednesday!** is the 80th episode of The Loudest House!

Next episode: Chandler's Reform

## Synopsis:

Due to Leni messing up Lisa's body-swapping experiment, Lisa and David's evil ancestor, Terrance swap bodies and are forced to live in each other's shoes. Lisa becomes a mad, manipulative demon out to take over the world, while Terrance becomes an intellectual, mild-mannered scientist with semi-good intentions.

## Character appearances:

* Lisa Loud
* Terrance
* Lincoln Loud
* Lola Loud
* Lana Loud
* Lily Loud
* Lucy Loud
* Lynn Loud
* Luan Loud
* Luna Loud
* Leni Loud
* Lori Loud
* Rita Loud
* Lynn Loud Sr
* Hugh Lawson
* David Miller
* Darcy Homandollar
* Foop Cosma
* Goldie Goldenglow
* Poof Fairywinkle
* Anti-Goldie
* Lexie Lewis
* Dylan Cornheiser
* Ms. Shrinivas
* Thomas
* Theodore
* Phillium

## Transcript:

On a Wednesday morning, Lisa was completing an experiment.

Lisa: Today’s the day David’s coming over to work on our body swapping machine for the science fair. Imagine the possibilities!

David suddenly appeared in Lisa’s room with a green skinned demon with spiky black and red hair.

Lisa: David! How’d you just?

David: Don’t ask. So, how’s the project coming?

Lisa: It’s just about done!

Lisa noticed Terrance.

Lisa: And who’s your friend?

David: This is Terrance. And he’s not my friend!

Terrance: I’m his ancestor. And I’ll rule the world!

Terrance looked around Lisa’s room.

Terrance: And first, I’ll just be destroying this putrid looking house to create my own evil castle lair in Royal Woods!

Leni came into Lisa and Lily’s room with a towel wrapped around her head and a bunch of guacamole on her face.

Leni: Lisa, I can’t find my tweezers!

Lisa: Did you look in the bathroom?

Leni: Those are Lori’s tweezers!

Lisa: Then I don’t know where-

Leni noticed Terrance.

Leni: Like, who’s your new friend?

Terrance: It is Terrance! And prepared to be destroyed!

David: My ancestor, Terrance.

Leni: Ohhhh, what a cutie!

Leni went over to the body swapping machine.

Leni: Oooo, what is this?

Lisa: That’s my body swapping machine and don’t-

Leni: What does THIS button do?

Leni pressed a big red button in the middle of the machine.

Lisa and Terrance both felt jolts of electricity running through their brains and both fell down.

David: Uhh, Terrance? Lisa?

Leni: I swear! I… I didn’t do it!

Leni ran out of the room screaming.

Lisa got up and had green-ish skin and spiky hair like Terrance.

Terrance (in Lisa’s body): You fool! That girl almost killed me! And I’m unkillable!

Terrance got up weakly and lost his green complexion and his hair was more neatly combed like Lisa’s.

Lisa (in Terrance’s body): What happened? Last time I checked, Leni touched my machine, and…

David: You and Terrance switched bodies.

Lisa and Terrance noticed each other.

Terrance (in Lisa’s body): WHAT?! You mean, I’m now… THAT?!

Lisa (in Terrance’s body): And now I’m a demon. Great.

David: Hey… Maybe you can experience what it’s like to have a heart, Terrance.

Terrance glared at David.

Terrance (in Lisa’s body): You know… That gives me a brilliant and diabolical idea! In Lisa’s body, I shall take over Royal Woods and make everyone bow to me! And guess Lisa will have to go back to Krustacia!

Terrance in Lisa’s body flashed out.

Lisa (in Terrance’s body): Krustacia? What the heck is that?

David: I thought you knew. Krustacia is Terrance’s home kingdom in 1521… and…

David took out a wrist-watch.

David: I’m going to be with Lisa, or rather Terrance, to make sure she doesn’t destroy Royal Woods. And you… you’ll go back to Krustacia and try to blend in.

Lisa (in Terrance’s body): But David! I can’t! The science fair is today!

David: Don’t worry! I got this.

David turned on the wrist-watch and it sucked in Lisa in Terrance’s body.

~ ~ ~

In the kitchen, the Louds were having breakfast.

Terrance as Lisa flashed in.

Lincoln: Lisa! Finally, you made it!

Lily: Lis!

Terrance (in Lisa’s body): You fools are pathetic.

Lana: Wait… huh?

Lola: Excuse-em, wha?!

Terrance (in Lisa’s body): You heard me. All of you will be destroyed.

Rita: Lisa Marie Loud! Just sit down and eat your breakfast!

Lynn Sr: Yeah! You’re all going to be late for school!

Lori: Literally. And let me guess… I’ll have to drive everyone in?

Lucy: Lisa, wicked hair.

Terrance (in Lisa’s body): You LIKE it? Ha. Well, you all will be destroyed.

Leni: Like, I don’t know what’s going on.

Luan: Yeah. This isn’t the Lisa we all know. You’re… way weirder!

Luna: Yeah. Lisa, what happened to you?

Lynn: Who cares? Let’s just all get to school.

Lincoln: You coming, Lisa?

Terrance (in Lisa’s body): Oh, yes! I am coming!

Terrance in Lisa’s body flashed out.

Lincoln: Weird. I thought for sure she’d ride with us.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, in Krustacia, Lisa in Terrance’s body landed in Terrance’s evil lair.

Lisa (in Terrance’s body): Ugh. Where am I?

Thomas and Theodore went into Terrance’s lair and noticed Lisa in Terrance’s body.

Thomas: What happened to you?

Theodore: Yes! I was on my way to Hans’ royal coronation, when I noticed you weren’t there to wreck it like you do everything else!

Thomas: And you weren’t ruining any of my plans to take over the world.

Lisa (in Terrance’s body): Wait. Who are you?

Thomas: Don’t be dumb. I am your father.

Theodore: And I’m your brother.

Lisa (in Terrance’s body): Actually, I am Lisa Loud and I’ve never seen you uncouth ruffians before.

Theodore turned to Thomas.

Theodore: Did he just call us uncouth ruffians?

Thomas: I think he did!

Lisa (in Terrance’s body): Really, I don’t wish to hurt anybody. I’ll help you with any problem you need! Cause that’s what a 6 year old genius such as myself would do!

Theodore: 6 years old? Terrance, WHAT are you up to?

Thomas: And get rid of that god-awful lisp. It doesn’t suit you well.

Theodore: Now see ya.

Thomas: Yeah. Chaos won’t happen by itself!

Thomas and Theodore flashed out.

Lisa (in Terrance’s body): That was strange.

Phillium came rushing into Terrance’s lair.

Phillium: Everyone is DYING in Krustacia! Terrance! WHAT did you do?

Lisa (in Terrance’s body): What? That’s absurd! You really think I’m capable of doing something like that?

Phillium: I’m not an idiot. Of course you’re capable of something like that! You’re Terrance Gothel, the world’s evilest demon for pete’s sake!

Lisa (in Terrance’s body): I have no idea who you even are, but Lisa Loud is no evil demon!

Phillium: Who the heck is Lisa Loud? And no! I’m your arch enemy! Prince Phillium Hillenburg! The one guy you detest!

Lisa (in Terrance’s body): You’re just a kid. I couldn’t hate just a little kid… at exactly my age! It’s unheard of!

Phillium: Ugh! You’re driving me crazy! I’m out!

Phillium stormed out.

Lisa (in Terrance’s body): I don’t understand what’s going on here…

~ ~ ~

At Royal Woods Elementary, Terrance in Lisa’s body flashed into Ms. Shrinivas’ classroom.

Terrance (in Lisa’s body): It is I, Terrance! And you all will be my minions.

Ms. Shrinivas: Lisa, sit down. Today, we are going to present our science fair projects.

David already had the body swapping machine next to him.

David: Ms. Shrinivas? There’s something you should know about our project.

Ms. Shrinivas: We will present them all after recess.

Darcy: Lisa, what happened to you?

Terrance (in Lisa’s body): You really annoy me…

Darcy: But what did I do?

Foop: Clearly Darcy always brings out Raffo.

Goldie: It’s so annoying!

Terrance (in Lisa’s body): You two annoy me too.

Foop: But… But… we’re your best friends!

Goldie: Yeah! You’ve made us feel welcome when we became humans.

Terrance (in Lisa’s body): PATHETIC!

Ms. Shrinivas overheard.

Ms. Shrinivas: Is there a problem, Lisa?

Terrance (in Lisa’s body): It is Terrance! And now you’re going to pay!

Terrance snapped his fingers.

Ms. Shrinivas became a frog.

Terrance (in Lisa’s body): Now I’m teaching the class. And you all had better listen to me.

Poof: Poof, poof?

Anti-Goldie: What Poof said. This is ridiculous!

Lexie: Yeah! What did you do to Ms. Shrinivas?

Dylan: And I am no longer attracted to you, Lisa.

Terrance (in Lisa’s body): Oh, you’ll ALL regret crossing me!

Foop: Look, you are NOT the friend I’ve known all year.

Darcy: Yeah. You’re really scaring me, Lisa.

Terrance (in Lisa’s body): And soon I shall take over the world. Just watch me.

Terrance flashed out.

David: Don’t worry. I can get everything back to normal. But first… I’m gonna need Terrance.

Goldie: Wait, say what?

David: It’s a long story…

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, in Krustacia, Lisa in Terrance’s body ran into Thomas again.

Lisa (in Terrance’s body): Ummm… Dad… When you said you wanted to conquer the world, did you mean-

Thomas: Quiet. I am causing a disturbance in Corona…

Thomas was holding a crystal ball with Corona’s castle in the center.

Lisa (in Terrance’s body): Look. You can’t possibly take over the world. It’s impossible.

Thomas: Pathetic. Do you even know who I am?

Lisa (in Terrance’s body): What would help is… If you helped me with my science fair project… It’s at school. And I fear my… well… I might just say it.

Thomas: Say… WHAT?

Lisa (in Terrance’s body): I’m not Terrance! I’m Lisa Loud from Royal Woods Michigan in 2021! And I think Royal Woods is in trouble.

Thomas: You’re talking crazy.

Lisa (in Terrance’s body) No… It’s true. I’m wearing Lisa’s clothes! I sound like Lisa! I can name every element on the periodic table!

Thomas: ENOUGH! Okay. Suppose you’re Lisa… Where is Terrance?

Lisa (in Terrance’s body): In Royal Woods. Causing as much chaos as possible.  You’re gonna need to help me… you know… find Terrance and reprogram my body swapping machine to get things back to normal.

Thomas: Clearly you don’t know who I am. I would never help you and Lisa in a million years. Don’t you see? I killed your mother and I’m about to destroy this whole world!

Lisa (in Terrance’s body): You’re despicable. Possibly even more so than Terrance. But… I need you. You have the power to get us back. You have the power to find me, or Lisa, effectively. And you might just have the power to turn Royal Woods back to normal! Just do it!

Thomas rolled his eyes.

Thomas: FINE! But I wonder why you’re asking ME, and not Theodore…

Lisa in Terrance’s body eyed Thomas.

Thomas: FINE! I can’t believe I’m doing this…

Thomas snapped his fingers and flashed him and Lisa (in Terrance’s body) out.

~ ~ ~

Lisa (in Terrance’s body) and Thomas found themselves in Royal Woods.

They could spot Terrance (in Lisa’s body) hassling Hugh at the community college.

Lisa (in Terrance’s body): There I am!

Thomas: This better be worth it.

They went over to Terrance (in Lisa’s body) and Hugh.

Hugh: Thank goodness you’re here! Lisa’s gone crazy!

Terrance (in Lisa’s body): No, Hugh. You didn’t tell me. What does it take to get rid of my awful father and this whole universe?

Hugh: All I wanted to do was get help from Lisa in the next college exam. I’m stuck. Zhan Tiri spent the night and would not stop telling me that she was going to destroy Corona!

Lisa (in Terrance’s body): Hugh. It’s me, Lisa.

Hugh: What?

Lisa (in Terrance’s body) pointed to Terrance in Lisa’s body.

Lisa (in Terrance’s body): That’s Terrance. And…

Lisa in Terrance’s body pointed to Thomas.

Lisa (in Terrance’s body): That’s Thomas. Terrance’s dad.

Terrance (in Lisa’s body): You have made a big mistake bringing my dad here.

Lisa (in Terrance’s body): Your dad came to help us.

David came rushing over.

David: Lisa, uh, Terrance. Okay, I’m confused now. But… Poof and Anti-Goldie destroyed our body swapping machine! There is no way for Lisa to go back to being Lisa and Terrance to go back to being Terrance. You know?

Hugh: Not really.

Thomas: Okay. Allow me.

David: What? Are you MAD? Lisa, you brought Thomas?

Lisa (in Terrance’s body): I had to! He can help! Really!

David: Well… Okay. But I’m watching you.

Thomas created a big blast of electricity and struck Lisa and Terrance.

They both fell down.

David: Well? Did it work?

Hugh: You killed them! Didn’t you?!

Thomas: Actually…

Lisa and Terrance both got up in their regular bodies.

Terrance saw Thomas and glared at him.

Terrance: YOU!!

Lisa: Actually, Terrance. Your dad helped. He helped a lot.

Terrance: I don’t believe this!

Terrance flashed out.

Thomas: Terrance, wait!

Hugh: Man, we forgot to ask Thomas to get everything back to normal!

David: Uh, Hugh. Thomas would never do anything of the kind.

Lisa: Allow me. I’ll be right back…

Lisa left the community college and then came back with a robot.

Lisa: Cleanbot 9000 will repair any damages, uh, Terrance caused.

Hugh: That’s perfect.

David: I know! This was quite the day.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, in Krustacia, Terrance and Thomas were both in Terrance’s lair.

Terrance: I can’t believe you, dad! Helping the enemy! I am NOT going to be saved by YOU!

Thomas: Get over it! You wouldn’t have done anything. No. Because you were that pathetic Lisa girl. I do intend to destroy Royal Woods, son. And you can’t stop me.

Thomas began to flash out, but Terrance tackled him.

Terrance: Not so fast!

A jolt of electricity shocked both Terrance and Thomas and they both swapped bodies.

Terrance (in Thomas’ body): Great. Here we go again.

Thomas (in Terrance’s body): This was all YOUR fault!

Terrance (in Thomas’ body): I guess we’re going to need to get some help from Lisa and David.

Thomas (in Terrance’s body): Gee. Ya think?