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Machiavellian returns

The ghost of Machiavellian was seen by multiple people, the people of the Far Far Away thought it was just their imagination, so they ignored it. It was the summertime in Far Far Away, it was very, very warm and the villagers were hanging out by the harbour in Far Far Away. They were enjoying the warm sun, until they felt a certain swift of coldness, they were silly enough to believe that it was just a bit of wind, so they once again ignored it. Until the water in the sea started rising in front of the villagers, and made a shape that resembled Machiavellian, who then told the villagers that 'this isn't over yet'. The villagers started to freak out and tried to run as fast as they can, but Machiavellian summoned an invisible glass wall to stop them and they all slammed their heads off the wall, luckily, none of them got hurt too badly, and everyone was fine, The wave that resembled Machiavellian disappeared, and only a bit of the water hit the villagers. Shortly after, a man, who claimed to be an exorcist came along and claimed that he can banish Machiavellian's soul so he will no longer disturb the villagers, so the exorcist performed his rituals, and the coldness went away. The invisible glass wall went away, and the villagers ran off, just in case. Little did they know that the exorcist was Machiavellian in disguise, he knew how to disguise himself as a human, and summoned another invisible glass wall to stop the villagers who were still running, they once again banged their heads of the glass wall, and it was more painful this time as it was the second time. The exorcist revealed his true identity to the villagers, stay tuned...
Bearki family

**The Bearki family** is the royal family of Duloc. The family must have distant ogre ancestry, as the 1st child, Fiona, was born an ogre.

## Family members

King Florian (Former King of Duloc; deceased)

Queen Snow-White (Former Queen of Duloc; deceased)

Princess Fiona (Former Princess; adopted by the Royal Family of Far Far Away and brief Queen of Duloc after marrying her own nephew, Farquaad)

Princess Yasmine Farquaad (nee. Bearki) (Former Princess; disinherited and deceased)

Grumpy Farquaad (former Prince consort; disinherited)

Lord Maximus Farquaad (child of Princess Yasmine and nephew (and later ex-husband) of Fiona and former “ambitious regent” and brief King of Duloc)

## Related families

Farquaad family (via marriage)

Pendragon family (via adoption)
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King Florian

King Florian is the former King of Duloc, husband of Queen Snow-White and biological father of Fiona who, after locking Fiona in a tower, sign her over to the King and Queen of Far Far Away and has another child called Yasmine who marries Grumpy. Florian dies soon after disinheriting his second daughter, leaving the kingdom in the hands of Farquaad.
The Frog Princess

The Frog Princess is a character in the Shrek universe. She is based on the titular character from the E.D Baker book of the same name.

## Role

One day, she came across a frog, who wanted to kiss her to become human, but when he did, the Princess became a frog herself. Both of them went to the Fairy Godmother, who told them that they needed to have a Princess throw them against a wall for them to become human (a nod to the original story of the Frog Prince).
Rumpel makes the “Fairy Godmother” his Queen

"All I really need is someone who will bring Shrek to me," mumbles Rumpel, "But who? Hmm. It needs to be someone greedy, someone devious, someone I can deal with." He looks through his contracts until he finds the "Queen for a Week" contract. He then deduced that he should negotiate with the one person who has wanted to be Queen all her life, the one who had turned King Harold into a human for that: The Fairy Godmother.

He then goes to her factory to seek her out (but he doesn't know that at this time, she was being impersonated by Ursula from Disney's the Little Mermaid) and makes a deal with her that if she brings Shrek to him, she will be his Queen consort for a week.
Hand Held Calculator

**Hand Held Calculator** is a female contestant on *Core War*.

In Core War, Hand Held Calculator competed on team Awesome Animator until being elimination in "Chase". She was the first contestant eliminated in the season.

## Appearance

Hand Held Calculator is a Casio foldable solar calculator, her screen glows up whenever she speaks.

## Coverage

### Appearances

* Fall
* Chase

## Trivia

* Hand Held Calculator is one of the only characters who isn't voiced by Vince Doyen, the other being Keemy.
* Along with that, she is the only character in the series with a non-human voice.
* Her design was confirmed to be based off a calculator Vince used in fifth grade.
* In concept art for Hand Held Calculator, it was shown that originally Hand Held Calculator was going to have a face.
* She was the first character to enter the Container of People Eliminated.
* She us one of the two characters who speak in morse code, the other being Calculator.
Children In Need

It was Children In Need Day in Far Far Away. King Arthur had prepared a big performance for all the children in the kingdom. He had even arranged for Shrek to sing "Is This the Way to Amarillo", himself to sing "Hey Baby" and for Fiona to act out a scene depicting an alternate way how she got her curse. The performance was called "Fiona's Prologue." Rapunzel was in it too, playing Dama Fortuna.

Unfortunately, Shrek was ill that day, which prompted Artie to sing both songs, the mashup called "Hey Amarillo." The performance was a success and Fiona and Rapunzel did a good play.
Sleeping Beauty 3

Soon enough, Sleeping and Hunter had 2 children, 1 girl and 1 boy. They named the girl Sweeping and the boy Charmless. Soon, however, Hunter got a threatening letter from his ex, demanding he go over to her kingdom to “sort out his errors,” so all 4 family members went.

Hunter’s ex was a Bunkey named Princess Bianca and she lived in the Kingdom of Midday in France. When she saw Sleeping, she asked her “Are you the w\*\*\*e who’s been enjoying my boyfriend?” Hunter tried to talk sense into her, but she wouldn’t listen. She tried to do to Sleeping and her children what Carabosse already did to her, but Hunter stopped her and accidentally killed her in doing so. Sleeping and Hunter decided to betroth Sweeping to Princess Bianca’s baby brother to unite all 3 kingdoms.
Eilonwy

**Queen Eilnowy** is a Queen who lives in Far Far Away. She is a parody of the Disney character of the same name.

## Role

She tries to prove she doesn't need a man to save her, but Carabosse puts her to sleep. Luckily, Taran gives her True Love's Kiss.

## Moral

While women are capable of being on their own and not needing a man, it's OK for them to be a damsel in distress every once in a while.
Shrek and Charming arrive at the same time

Shrek and Prince Charming arrive at the tower at the same time..... Charming spots Shrek and says "She's MY princess! Shrek says "whatever I am on a quest to get my swamp back" Charming shouts "ARGHHHH" and tries to strike his sword at Shrek, Shrek pretends he got stabbed just like in Shrek 3. Charming being loud, he wakes up the dragon and the dragon comes out and sees Prince Charming running away while Shrek is still pretending he got stabbed by the sword. So the dragon ignores Shrek and blows fire at Charming, Burning him to death. Shrek then waits for the dragon to go away and then rescues Fiona.
Perfect Town; A Tale of the Lord of Duloc

**Perfect Town; A Tale of the Lord of Duloc** is the 4th book in the A Tale of series. It chronicles the backstory of Lord Farquaad and how he came to be the ruler of Duloc.

## Basic summary

Since his wife, Annabel-Lee, passed away, Daniel Farquaad blamed angels for it, leading to his son's corruption. His son, Maximus, also admires Miser Walter Duloc, the 1st ruler of Duloc. Eventually, Maximus becomes the new ruler of Duloc, but at what cost.
Duchess Xandra's 27th birthday

**Duchess Xandra's 27th birthday** is an event that took part in Far Far Away on 3rd November 2022. It was the 27th birthday of the current Duchess of Far Far Away, Beverlyjones.

Students at the Far Far Away Magic School were given the afternoon off on the day and a celebration was held at the Duchess's chateau.

## Participants

Shrek

Donkey

Fiona

Puss In Boots

Artie

Queen Lillian
Matilda Wormwood

**Matilda Hermione Wormwood**, later **Matilda Hermione Honey**, is a young girl living with her teacher, Miss Jennifer Honey in the Lake District, which is near Duloc Hills.

Matilda showed signs of magic early in her life and as such she was sent to a magic school in Far Far Away to learn more about it.
Snow-White-Fire-Red

Snow-White-Fire-Red is an Italian Princess who is now Queen Regnant of Far Far Away. She is based on the character of the Italian fairytale of the same name.

## Past

Back when Prince Charming was born to the Fairy Godmother and King Charming Sr, an ogress cursed Charming that he wouldn’t marry until he met SWFR, whom she had kidnapped and locked in a tower. This sparked the Godmother’s hatred of ogres.
Holding Out For A Hero A National Princess Day Story

It was National Princess Day in Far Far Away, and every princess was joining in the celebration. Cinderella's Fairy Godmother was also there. So was Shrek, Donkey, Puss In Boots and Fiona.

Suddenly, a letter came to Cindy's Fairy Godmother, from Queen Cinderella, which states that her twin sister, Dama Fortuna, was in real danger in hell and Cindy wants to help. Cindy's Fairy Godmother crumpled the letter up, believing that her sister wasn't deserving of help. Shrek then intervened, stating he knows what it's like to not be deserving of help. He also said what he had taught King Artie; Just because people treat you like a villain, doesn't mean you ARE one. They then decide to read Dama Fortuna's story, which revealed that Fortuna was actually a witch and was the eldest child of Queen Lillian's parents, King Constantine and Queen Ivoire, and was the heir apparent to the Far Far Away throne, but was denied that because of having so-called witchcraft. She became bitter and angry, and decided to do whatever it took to reclaim her birthright. Prince Charming was actually created through the Godmother's magic in order to accomplish her goal.

Cindy's Fairy Godmother then decided to help Fortuna and broke into hell to take her out for her to celebrate National Princess Day with them. When it was over, Cindy's Godmother turned hell into a place called Hell-P, where so-called villains can go to to get help before moving to Heaven. So everyone is now living happily ever after.
Alternate reality where Shrek never meets Donkey

In Shrek Forever After, Shrek suggested giving away the day he met Donkey, so what if they followed through with that? Here is what if Shrek never met Donkey.

## What if Shrek never met Donkey?

In this reality, Shrek never saves Donkey from the knights, but they DO still meet when the fairytale creatures were exiled to Shrek's swamp. But because the rescue of Fiona was delayed by one day, King Harold and Queen Lillian sign their kingdom to Rumpelstiltskin.

Shrek rescues Fiona for Farquaad, he interrupts the wedding, etc, etc. They go on their honeymoon and return to the swamp. However, they don't get summoned to Far Far Away. The Ogre Resistance lacks Shrek Fiona and Donkey as members.

So really, Rumpel should have agreed to take the day Shrek met Donkey since that gave him a better chance at winning. Luckily, he was more worried about Shrek not being born and didn't recognise the importance of Donkey.
A Wibble Problem

Once upon a time, in the land of Far Far Away, a half-Beast named Wibble was lost in the Forest of Enchantment and was scared because the whole forest smelled like forest wolf. Night was falling and Wibble became sad, because he was missing the big acting class.

Suddenly, a purple people eater popped out from behind a tree.

“Hello,” The creature said, “You look to be quite sad. Are you lost?”

Wibble nodded.

”Well, you’re in luck,” said the creature, “ because I can give you a ride back home on my rainbow cloud.”

The pair headed back to town just in time for the big event.

”Rubble rubble!” Wibble exclaimed, “This was the best adventure I’ve ever had!”
Mathilda

**Mathilda** is a little girl who learns magic at the Far Far Away Magic School due to her magic finger. She is based on the nameless girl in Roald Dahl's The Magic Finger.

Using her magic finger, upon getting mad at the Groggs over them shooting pigs and fairies, she put a spell on them, causing them to turn into pig fairies that snorted a lot. They later found humanoid pigs and fairies holding guns at them. Realising their mistake, the Grogg family promised to never shoot another pig or fairy again and everything returned to normal.
Shrek and Thelonius

Once upon a time there were 2 non identical twin brothers named Shrek and Thelonius who were born in Scotland, they were both very close as kids. One day Thelonius was walking past the bathroom and saw their Father bathing Shrek in Barbecue sauce, he knew it was unsafe considering they were ogres, at the age of 6, Thelonius ran from home during the night. Another Ogre couple found him and brought him to England and raised him till he was 18. They then told him he must take care of himself and the fact that people hunted for Ogres to kill, so they made a black hood for him as a disguise along with other clothes and told him to leave, he travelled and travelled till he came to a town known as Duloc. He thought that his hood looked a lot like what an executioner hood would look like, so he tried out to be an executioner/Interrogator as he was the tallest and most muscular by a distance, he was given the Job.
Me As An Adventurer Fanfiction

My dream is to live in Far Far Away, as a hardcore Shrek fan I believe there is such place. I am 19, I was a full time adventurer since I was 16. My life mission is to find the Kingdom of FAR FAR...away. I am running through a forest until I feel the change in atmosphere, I see a guy with a horse and carraige passing me. I seemed to have experienced this phenomenon known as a timeslip, So I run for the kingdom and explore, many villagers giving me a weird look. Many then congregate to stare at me because of my weird dressing. I tell them I am from the year 2021 and my life mission was to find this land. They take me to King Arthur. I then tell the guards I come from then year 2021. Surprisingly they asked for no proof, probably because of the way I was dressed. I told King Arthur everything, that I am an explorer from 2021 and my life mission was to find this kingdom. He invited me to a royal feast in which I accepted, he also dubbed me a Lord.

The end.
Fairy Godmother (job)

The **job** of being a **Fairy Godmother** is to make other people’s dreams come true and to help them gain their happy ending.

## List of Fairy Godmothers

Fairy Godmother (Godchild: Fiona and Cinderella)

Flora, Fauna and Merryweather (Godchild: Sleeping Talia Beauty)

Carabosse (Godchild: Sleeping Talia Beauty)

Orange Fairy (Godchild: Unknown)

Electronic Fairy Godmother (Godchild: Computerella)

Evil Queen’s Fairy Godmother (Godchild: Evil Queen)
Dragoness

**Dragoness** is the sister of Dragon, the sister-in-law of Donkey and the maternal aunt of the Dronkeys.

## Role

On the day after Shrek took the Happily Ever Potion, drank it and turned human, Dragoness brew some of the potion for herself, drank it and turned into Mad Madam Mim, She didn’t kiss her true love by midnight, though, and turned back into a dragon.
Sleeping Handsome

Prince Jour Wannabe (nee. Beauty) aka Sleeping Handsome, is Sleeping Talia Beauty‘s twin brother, who had also been cursed into a deathlike slumber by the evil Carabosse, until he was awakened by Princess Charming, who had broken up with Cinderfella. He is portrayed by Beverlyjones aka Alex Downs.

## Appearance

Jour has ginger hair, brown eyes and is dressed smartly with a white shirt and jeans, fit for a fairytale Prince.

## Personality

Jour is a hopeless romantic who dreams of falling in love at first sight. He is also quite feminine.
Shrek the Musical review Christmas 2023

On Saturday 16th December 2023, I went to my local Opera House to watch Shrek the Musical. I also bought a Princess Fiona ogre ear headband and 2 programme booklets.

The musical went as it normally would do, however, the Pied Piper appeared with the fairy-tale characters during "Freak Flag", when they confronted Farquaad and possibly at Shrek and Fiona's wedding, when he wasn't with them during the opening, he only appeared after "Morning Person".

Also, it was Shrek who sung I'm A Believer at the end. Everyone clapped and danced along, and so did I. I also shouted "ALL HAIL KING SHREK AND QUEEN FIONA OF DULOC!" since in the film, Fiona was originally going to be the Princess of Duloc.

The musical was my Christmas pantomime for 2023.

I honestly think that Fiona should definitely be Queen Regnant of Duloc after the musical ends.
Charming's Bedtime

"Quick, Charming. Into bed! So I can read you your favourite bedtime story." cooed the Fairy Godmother.

At that, little Prince Charming jumped into his princely bed. It was a bed fit for a little prince. It went along with his room in his mother's cottage.

The Fairy Godmother looked through her son's bookshelf, "Here's the book. The Half-Frog Princess. The very princess you will marry. Once upon a time............

## The Half-Frog Princess story

Once upon a time,

In a kingdom for away,

The King and Queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl.

And throughout the land, everyone was happy.

Until the sun went down, and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment,

That took hold each and every night.

Desperate, they sought the help of a Fairy Godmother

Who had them lock the young princess away in a tower,

There to await the kiss of the handsome Prince Charming."

## Clippetty clip sounds

"MEEEEEEE!" Charming chirped with joy.

Fairy Godmother made clippetty-clop sounds for the horse Charming would ride to rescue Fiona.

## On with the story

"It was he who went on a perilous journey through blistering cold and scorching desert, traveling for many days and nights, risking life and limb, to reach the Dragon's Keep. For he was the bravest, and most handsome, in all the land. It was destiny that his kiss would break the dreaded curse.

He alone would climb to the highest room in the tallest tower, to enter the princess's chambers, cross the room to her sleeping silhouette, pull back to curtains to find the beautiful Princess Fiona. He kisses her to wake her up. Hurrah! The curse was lifted! The whole kingdom celebrated on their wedding day. And they all lived......."

## Bedtime

".......Happily Ever After!" Charming finished.

"That's right, my little one!" the Fairy Godmother said, kissing her son goodnight. "Goodnight, sweet Prince."

She put the book back on the bookshelf and turned the lights off.

Little Charming quickly went to sleep, dreaming of the great king he was going to be. Little did he know his mother's plan would be ruined by Shrek the ogre.
A Very Arnold and Farquaad Christmas

Rumpelstiltskin (the one from Shrek the Third) was miserable to be spending the upcoming Christmas alone that year since his son (Rumpel from Shrek 4) was in a prison cell in Shrek's swamp and he felt he wouldn't be getting presents since he used to be a "villain," so he went to the Far Far Away Monastery to see if he could find some inner peace.

It was snowing by the time he got there. The owner of the monastery, Brother Spyro, welcomed Rumpelstiltskin with open arms. He also explained that the ogres from the Ogre Resistance were visiting, but they were nowhere to be seen. Rumpel decided to investigate this Christmas caper, so he donned a detective hat and a magnifying glass and started looking for clues. Soon, Rumpel found Brogan trapped in a block of ice. He called Brother Spyro over and asked who froze him, but Brother Spyro had no clue.

Soo, however, Rumpel found Queen Bianca, the Wicked Ice Queen from Duloc Hills, freezing Gnimrach. He snatched her trident from her and turned her into a block of ice that will NEVER melt and freed all of the Ogre Resistance. All the Brothers at the monastery congratulated Rumpel for saving the day and invited him to spend Christmas Eve at the monastery, which he accepted.

On Christmas morning, Rumpel woke up to find Christmas presents next to him. One of them was a Rapunzel doll, another was a big racing car, but the last present he got really made him happy, a baby doll to replace the first-born child he never got from Queen Runkle Smeltstein. It was a boy, so Rumpel called him Jesus (A Very Stiltskin Christmas) after the Lord and Saviour. Rumpel looked after Jesus very well.

The End.
Arabian Night Reprise 1

**Arabian Nights Reprise 1** is a version of Arabian Nights that the Genie of the Ring sings in the Shrek version of Aladdin.

## Lyrics

In the palace right here

lived a wicked wazir

The advisor to Sultan Hamed.

And this part-time magician

this amateur seer

wished his boss, the good Sultan dead.

He was charming and slick,

but unspeakably sick

This despicable parasite.

What a villain, boo hiss,

Further proof dears that this

Is another Arabian Night.
Duloc Mint Cake

**Duloc Mint Cake** is a type of mint cake exclusive to the Lordship of Duloc. Beverlyjones made it on Friday 7th July 2023 in honour of the 100th anniversary of Duloc.

## Ingredients

150ml water

25ml glucose syrup

1tbsp peppermint oil

500g white sugar

## Method

Boil the sugar, glucose syrup and water in a heavy bottomed pan.

Thicken the mixture greatly and evaporate off the moisture.

Continuously stir the mixture, then cool for 5 mins before mixing in the peppermint oil.

Pour into shallow trays and allow to rapidly set.
Artie returns to Worcestershire

Artie decides to turn the ship around after hearing the responsbilities he would have as a king, except Shrek doesn't stop him this time. He gets off the boat when he arrives at Worcestershire and he gete back in. It's only seconds till they all notice him back. Lancelot is first to spot him. And boy, what he does next to Artie isn't pretty. He first shoves him inside a locker and then locks it tight so Artie will have no chance of escape. What Lancelot didn't notice is that Shrek followed Artie in and saw everything. He was lagging behind so Lancelot didn't see him. Shrek picks up Lancelot and sends him flying 60 feet in the air...
Byron the wolf inflicts terror in Creyton

Not far from the town of far far away, was a village known as Creyton, the residents were enjoying their lives and living happily ever after until.. overnight, news spread that villagers, especially children, went missing from their beds without a trace. No one knew what was the cause of this, or any evidence for it. Many of the villagers volunteered to go search for these people, but the culprit was never found. Months and Months went by, almost every night, both adults and children went missing. Villagers searched every night, but no trace of evidence was ever left behind. Eventually, the remaining villagers paid a visit to Lord Latamer, and demanded that he go and search for all the people who went missing from the village. Latamer was a lazy guy, and didn't really care about all the people who went missing, even though he was well aware of what happened. But the villagers continously beat him up until he finally agreed to send some guards out during the night to see if they could catch any culprit. And so he did.

So the guards were sent out that night, but by morning, they were all found dead, along with the disappearance of yet another villager. Villagers claimed to have been woken up by the sound of gunshots during the night, but when they looked out their window, all the guards were laying on the floor, dead. None of them saw a culprit around. So the villagers went back to the Lord, who said there was nothing more he could do, one of the villagers, furious, got a knife, and stabbed the lord to death. The other villagers got creeped out by this person, so they all ran.

One night, the culprit was finally caught. A boy stared outside his window all continously all night, and saw a wolf enter the village. And so he the villagers grabbed his gun, and charged outside. He shouted at the wolf and then the wolf started charging at him but the boy shot the wolf in the right leg, which caused the wolf to fall on the ground. The wolf introduced himself as Byron the wolf and admitted that he entered the village every knight and that he viciously gobbled up all of his victims, but he explained that he didn't mean to do this, and that he was forced to do this by someone, but before he got the chance to say who, the boy interrupted and said that if he ever caught him in Creyton again, it would be his head. The boy considered himself a decent person, so he spared the wolf. So the wolf quickly hopped out of the village using his left leg, the end...
The Grand High Witch

**The Grand High Witch** is the head of all the witches in the Shrek universe, including Rumpelstiltskin's witches. She always disguises as a young woman called Ms Eva Ernest. She is a Baroness of a small town named Cleveleys in Norway.

She is based on the Grand High Witch from Roald Dahl's The Witches.
In Fart Fart Away

Once upon a time, everyone in the land of Far Far Away was scared of a gargantuan half-giant that they called Dirgah because whenever it came into town. It burped again and again and made the town smell like stinky cheese for days. At the town’s annual Giant Event, King Charming Sr knew that the giant menace would be there, so he gathered 2000 of his gassiest pure-giants and made sure they were extremely smelly. Then, when the huge burger arrived, the King’s 2000 helpers farted at once, causing the burping menace to pass out. They took him away in a big truck and all of the townspeople were very thankful. They cried out to King Charming Sr, “Good Lord! Now our town will always be the cleanest land around!”
As Long As There’s COVID

**As Long As There’s COVID** is a song that Marguerite sings to pep Sneezy up when he catches COVID twice in Sneezy’s COVID Christmas.

## Lyrics

*MARGUERITE:*

*As long as there’s COVID,*

*We’ll all be just fine*

*SNEEZY:*

There will be 5 days

*MARGUERITE:*

Of being alone

*ANASTASIA:*

And one more test,

Where on earth do we start?

*SNEEZY:*

And on the last night,

We’ll play games

*MARGUERITE:*

Till the morning, when we cheer

*SNEEZY:*

*Coz it’s off to work, Hi-Hoooooo*

*MARGUERITE:*

So, you see Sneezy

As long as there’s COVID

I believe there’s hope.
The Evil Queen’s Fairy Godmother

This **Fairy Godmother** is the godmother to the Evil Queen. She will be a major character in the book Unfairest of Them All; A Tale of the Evil Queen.

## History

In the wake of her darkest moment, the Fairy Godmother came to the future Queen (back then a young peasant girl) and gifted her the Magic Mirror. Through this mirror, the girl discovered her true love was the ruler of a castle of Far Far Away.
Fairy Godmother

The **Fairy Godmother** aka **Dama Obsessia Fortuna** is the main antagonist in Shrek 2. She is based on Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother and the fortune teller from the original Shrek! book. She is also an allusion to the Witch from the Frog Prince.

## Background

Obsessia was desperate for power since she grew up in a poor little cottage. One day, when King Charming Pendragon was looking for a wife, Obsessia was able to seduce him with her magic and through their “union,” they gave birth to a son called Prince Charming Jr.

Once King Charming Sr found another wife (see Rumpelstiltskin) and had children with her, he realised that Obsessia was coming after him and Uther, the men of the kingdom tried to protect their family (Uther sent his son to Worcestershire to protect him beforehand), but Obsessia killed them.
Karla, Shannon and Alex

**Karla**, **Shannon** and **Alex Devonshire** are 3 children who lived in Duloc but got eaten by aliens after eating bits of their spaceship, which had landed in Duloc Hills. They are the main protagonists of Gingerbread Spaceship and are based on Hansel and Gretel, Alex being based on Hansel and Karla and Shannon being based on Gretel.

Their family are also frequent users of Hansel's Honeymoon Hideout.
Arabian Night Reprise 3

**Arabian Nights Reprise 3** is the 3rd reprise of Arabian Nights sung by the Genie of the Ring in the Shrek version of Aladdin. In this reprise, Jasmine Badroulbador had been locked away, awaiting death for her so-called crimes.

## Lyrics

What a room, what a stink,

This is doom, don't you think

As the hours of the night crawl past.

You've got rats in your cell,

But you'll live with the smell

Till the dawn where you'll breathe your last.

You should sleep, but you don't

Cuz you know that you won't

See another Arabian Night.
Flora, Fauna and Merryweather

Flora, Fauna and Merryweather are Sleeping Talia Beauty's fairy godmothers who appeared in the first Shrek film. They are based on the 3 Good Fairies of the same names from Disney's Sleeping Beauty.

## Background

They were tasked with being the fairy godmothers of Sleeping Beauty at her christening. They gave her magic gifts, but when Merryweather was about to give HER gift, the evil fairy Carabosse came in and cursed Sleeping with pricking her finger and dying. Merryweather had to waste her blessing to soften the curse.

The 3 Fairies watched over Sleeping as she grew up.
Princess Tiana

**Princess Tiana** aka **the Frog Princess**, is the newest Princess in Far Far Away. She is the Princess of the American kingdom of Greater Greensward and is the wife of Prince Eadric of Maldonia.

When Tiana kissed Eadric, she too turned into a frog, so they both went to the Fairy Godmother for help.
Machiavellian gets defeated

After the Exorcist reveals his true identity, the villagers try to attack Machiavellian, but they are unable to as he is a ghost. Luckily, MedievalVibes and Beverlyjones are nearby, and come to rescue. They both own a magic potion so rare given to them by Cinderella's Fairy Godmother, that they are the only ones who own one. The liquid potion can banish all ghosts within a 50 meter radius, so MedievalVibes opens the potion, and Beverlyjones throws it at Machiavellian, defeating him once and for all, the villagers congratulate them, and a big celebration is held, just like before!
Fiona attends Sleeping Beauty's slumber party

King Harold allows Fiona to attend the Sleeping Beauty's slumber party despite her curse. Fiona arrives and so do the other princesses. They first had a swim in the castle's swimming pool. It was getting close to midnight. So Fiona told everyone to wrap it up as she was "very tired" so they surprisingly did and she rushed them to get to bed and they all fell asleep fast and Fiona transformed into an Ogre. Luckily none of them woke up so Fiona got away with it... The end.
The Fairest Friends

There lived a thief named Cassim in the land of Far Far Away. He was beautiful and wore the finest cologne in the land, which smelled like penguin poo, but was never generous to the poor.

On the day of the biggest peril game of the year, a tiny ryptoc came to the door. The creature, who was much poorer, said “I do not have anything to wear to the big event, but I was hoping that you might loan me a fine outfit and give me a ride in your carriage.”

Although he wasn’t usually generous, he agreed.

”Thank you,” said the creature.

Together, they danced and ate the finest foods and had the finest evening either of them had ever had.
Shrek and Fiona in Watermill Valley

Shrek and Fiona have been everywhere within a 1000 mile radius, they want to go somewhere new, somewhere unique. So they ask Cinderella's Fairy Godmother for a portal that brings them 100 years in to the future. She gives them the portal and they travel and find themselves quite high up in a beautiful place surrounded my mountains and watermills. Cinderella's fairy Godmother comes and warns then that the magic wares off in 4 minutes time. 4 minutes later it did and they find themselves back in the swamp and thinking about their wonderful daytrip.
Esmerelda (fortune teller)

**Esmerelda** is a gypsy fortune teller/witch in Shrek the Musical, who Shrek encounters on his way to Duloc. She is based on the fortune teller from the original Shrek! book and named after the fortune teller in Shrek's London Adventure.

## Role

Shrek encounters Esmerelda before he meets Donkey. Esmerelda tells him his fortune: that he "will meet and make friends with a talking donkey" and he will "meet and marry an enchanted princess". Shrek just shrugs it off and continues on his journey.

When Shrek meets Donkey, he remembers what Esmerelda said about "a talking donkey", but shrugs it off as "a coincidence". When Shrek rescues Fiona from her tower, he remembers again what the witch had said, but remembers that he was rescuing Fiona for Lord Farquaad, not himself.

Later, when Shrek is alone in his swamp, he wonders if Esmerelda WAS right. When Farquaad is defeated and Shrek marries Fiona, he finally acknowledges the witch's words. Esmerelda was even at his wedding.
Prince Charming Dies (for real)

Prince Charming and Rapunzel had turned good, they were wed and they lived happily ever after. Or DID they? After their honeymoon, they decided to do a faux scenario where Charming would rescue Rapunzel from Fiona’s tower. They decided to do it when the moon was full.

On the night, when Rapunzel went through the castle to get to the tower, she heard spooky sounds from underneath the floor. She went up the tower and sung the song she sang in the play from Shrek 3. However, when Charming heard it, it sounded spooky. He went into the castle like a brave knight, but the floor gave in and he fell in a place underneath the tower called Portland Park, where he got burnt in the lava. Rapunzel tried to save him, but she was too late. She was so upset she killed her self.

And now, every year on that night, many visitors will tell you about seeing the ghost of the Prince going into the castle to save the beautiful princess, but he never comes out.
Gaston VS Prince Charming

Prince Charming wasn't convinced that being single was the best decision, so when he saw Belle in the street, he tried to seduce her, but she rejected him.

Gaston saw this and challenged Charming to a fight. Gaston was winning, but then Charming pulled out his mother's wand and kills Gaston with a spell.
Prince Maximus

**Prince Maximus** is Snow White's Prince. When he kissed Snow White and woke her up, he noticed the other fairy-tale characters and invited them to live in HIS kingdom, named Dolluc. However, he let them return to the swamp for Shrek and Fiona's wedding. Despite some of the fairy-tale creatures now living in Far Far Away, the rest now live in Dolluc.
Lady General Fa Mulan 2: Feather and Flame

She brought honor on the battlefield. Now comes a new kind of war...

The Global Ogre War is over. Now a renowned hero, Fa Mulan spends her days in her home village, training a militia of female warriors. The peace is a welcome one, and she knows it must be protected.

When Shang arrives with an invitation to the Imperial City, Mulan's relatively peaceful life is upended once more. The aging emperor decrees that Mulan will be his heir to the throne. Such unimagined power and responsibility terrifies her, but who can say no to the Emperor?

As Mulan ascends into the halls of power, it becomes clear that not everyone is on her side. Her ministers undermine her, and the Huns sense a weakness in the throne. When hints of treachery appear even amongst those she considers friends, Mulan has no idea whom she can trust.

But the Fairy Godmother of Far Far Away helps Mulan uncover her true destiny. With renewed strength and the wisdom of those that came before her, Mulan will own her power, save her country, and prove once again that, crown or helmet, she was always meant to lead.
Queen Snow-White

Queen Snow-White is the former Queen of Duloc, wife of King Florian and mother of Fiona and Yasmine. She and Florian are quite abusive, locking Fiona up in a tower just because she was an ogre, signing her over to the neighbouring kingdom of Far Far Away and disinheriting Yasmine after she married a commoner dwarf, Grumpy.
Sneezy’s COVID Christmas

On the Christmas of the year that Sneezy the dwarf had COVID, he caught COVID again. His sneezes were so strong Cinderella could not take any more and divorced him, upsetting him. However, Beauty’s older sister Marguerite took an interest in him and started dating Sneezy. She also liked his Sneezebot and had the patience for his loud, strong and powerful sneezes. She also sang “As Long As There’s COVID” to him. They both married on the night of Christmas Day.

Hooray hip hip for Sneezy the dwarf!
Evil Queen’s Fairy Godmother

This **Fairy Godmother** is the godmother of the Evil Queen and, technically speaking, the god grandmother of Snow White.

## Past

She is the one who gave the Queen (then a young peasant girl) the Magic Mirror, which told her the King was her true love and encouraged her to fall in love with him, which she did and they married and lived happily ever after.......NOT!

When the King died and Snow White was promoted the fairest, the Queen felt her Godmother promised her “a false reality.” Also, when the Queen was a Hag and gave Snow the Apple, she mimicked and mocked her Godmother.

## Shrek 1

She was one of the fairytale creatures evicted from Duloc by Lord Farquaad. She was also the one who supplied Farquaad with a duplicate of the Evil Queen’s Magic Mirror.

## Shrek Forever After

In the alternate reality created by Rumpelstiltskin, the Queen’s Godmother had made a 2nd duplicate of the Mirror for Rumpel to communicate to his subjects through about the “Deal of a Lifetime.”

## Appearance

The Fairy Godmother’s appearance is identical to the Evil Queen’s Hag form, an old peddler woman, but in a blue cloak.

## Trivia

It is possible this Fairy Godmother is the Fairy Godmother of Far Far Away aka Dama Fortuna, possibly to have her be the villain of Snow White’s story.

This Fairy Godmother is the Greater-Scope Villain of the Snow White fairytale, as she is the one who helped the Queen become the King’s wife, thus leading her to be the villain of the fairytale she is famous for.

She may also be one of the Greater-Scope villains of the entire Shrek franchise, as she gave Farquaad the copy of the Magic Mirror, thus leading him to think he needed to marry a Princess to be King, pursue Fiona and have Shrek rescue her, thus setting the entire franchise into motion.
The Frog Prince (Shrek the Musical)

**The Frog Prince** is a character from Shrek the Musical. He is a fairy-tale character banished to Shrek's swamp by Lord Farquaad and is based on the titular character from the fairy-tale The Frog Prince.

## Shrek the Musical

He appears with the other fairy-tale characters in Shrek's swamp with his spouse, Princess Tatiana. who gets so annoyed with him that she throws him against the wall of Shrek's house (a reference to the original fairy-tale).
A Tale of

The **A Tale of** series is a book series created by Beverlyjones and MedievalVibes concerning the Shrek villains, starting with the Fairy Godmother,showing that the Shrek universe is more complex than what is shown onscreen.

## List of books

Holding Out For A Hero (book)

Top Of the World; A Tale of the 2 Rumpelstiltskins

Unfairest of Them All; A Tale of the Evil Queen

Perfect Town; A Tale of the Lord of Duloc
Princess Charming

Charming Wannabe, also known as Princess Charming, is a Princess from the kingdom of Far Far Away. She saves “distressed dudes” from towers and evil spells. She is also the owner of the Far Far Away swimming pool. She also had a brother called Stefan

## Appearance

Charming is a muscular woman with blonde short hair and a pink dress.

## Romances

Cinderfella (divorced)

Sleeping Handsome (current husband)
Cinderella

Cynthia aka Cindy and Cinderella is one of Princess Fiona’s friends. She is voiced by Amy Seradis in Shrek the Third and by Amanda Troop in the video game.

## Background

Cindy was abused by her stepfamily, called names like “Cinderella” and “Cinderclod” and forced into servitude. When her stepfamily left for the ball, the Fairy Godmother showed up and made her a Princess through her magic. The Fairy Godmother rewrote her entire history so that she was the Princess of a land in Far Far Away called Thornton.
Lil' Red can't be told

After being eaten by the wolf and being rescued by the hunter, Lil' Red promised to never speak to a stranger in the woods again. However, this promise didn't last very long as one day Red went for another walk and decided to go into the forest again, it was a warm day and Red wanted water really bad, she was out of breath from all the walking and wanted to go home to get water, but she was too far from home now and it would take her over an hour to walk back home. So she kept on walking , hoping to find a clean lake where she can get some water.

Not long after, an unusually short man known greeted Red and asked her what a small girl like her was doing in the middle of the forest, she said she was looking for some water. so this man told her that he knew of a house with plenty of water supplies, all free. He offered to give Red a lift in his carriage to the house with the water supplies. Red was so thirsty, and was fully convinced that this man was telling the truth, so she got on to his carriage and the man gave her a lift to the house.

Once the carriage stopped at the house, the mysterious man told Red to just knock on the door of the house, and a man will come out of the house and give her a big supply of water. So she did, she knocked and knocked, and no one came out. Until around 5 minutes later, a big fierce wolf known as Byron came out and he grabbed Red by the neck and locked her in a cage. The mysterious man revealed his name to be 'Frumpypigskin', Rumpelstiltskin's brother. It turns out that this wolf is the same wolf who tricked Red the last time, and that he teamed up with Frumpypigskin to lure her into the wolf's house. The wolf said to Red 'You may have escaped once, but you won't be so lucky this time' and with that, he gobbled up Red. Unfortunately, Red wasn't so lucky this time and no one came to rescue her. But this is what she gets for not keeping her promise of not speaking to strangers in the forest/woods.
The Human Prince

The Human Prince is King Harold’s origin story.

## Plot

A witch turns Harold into a human so he can be with Princess Lillian Pendragon, but can he prove himself worthy by pulling Excalibur out of the stone?

## Theme song lyrics

A legend is sung,

Of when Far Far Away was young,

And knights were brave and bold.

The Good Prince had gone,

And no one could decide,

Who was rightful heir to the throne?

It seems that the land would be torn by war,

Or saved by a miracle alone.

And that miracle appeared

In the town.

The Sword in the Stone.
Battle of the Cinderellas

**Note;** This story is based on the fact that both Shrek the Third and Cinderella 3 were both released on 2007. They also both had a stepsister on the good side, Anastasia and Doris, and Susanne Blakeslee voiced a villainous stepmother in both of them also. This story also takes place right after Shrek the Third, so here we go;

After Artie had been crowned King, Cinderella was enjoying a nice cup of tea with her princess friends, excluding Fiona, when a vortex suddenly appeared and a blonde girl in a wedding dress came through it.

Who are you, asked Cinderella.

I'm Disney's Cinderella, the young girl answered, and I'm to take my place as 2007's Cinderella.

Not so fast, Shrek's Cinderella replied, I was made in 2007 too.

Maybe you two should have a competition, piped in Queen Lillian.

So the competition was held on the Grounds of the Cinderella's Castle in Far Far Away. Artie was the host. Disney's Cinderella had Anastasia, Drizella, Lady Tremaine and her Prince Charming, while Shrek's Cinderella had Doris, Mabel, the Evil Queen and Prince Stanley. Each of them had 1 test; the Cinderellas had to tidy the garden, Anastasia and Doris had to woo the Muffin Man, Mabel and Drizella had to grab as much money as they can to secure their riches, Lady Tremaine and the Evil Queen had to master the Fairy Godmother's wand, which still worked after her death and the two Princes had to jump out a window onto their horses.

Disney's Cinderella tided the garden first, Anastasia managed to woo the Muffin Man, Mabel grabbed more money and the Evil Queen managed to master the Godmother's wand, so it was a tie. Both Cinderellas were the 2007 Cinderella. They were crowned in the Far Far Away Palace and each Disney Cinderella character lived happily ever after in Cinderella's Castle with their Shrek counterparts.

The End.
Downs-Hyde Princess

The **Downs-Hyde Princess** franchise is a franchise of fan-made Princesses for Shrek first done by Wilson Hyde and later adapted to this wiki by Beverlyjones.

## Compulsory Requirements to be a Downs-Hyde Princess

1. Be first done by Wilson Hyde and adapted by Beverlyjones
2. Be made for the Shrek universe

## Optional Requirements

1. Be born royal
2. Marry royal
3. Be associated with royalty

## Downs-Hyde Princesses

Rose Red

Wendy Darling

Esmerelda

Zareen

Princess Becca
Shrek the Third (storybook)

**Shrek the Third** is a storybook that Beverlyjones made to serve as the storybook opening of the film of the same name. It is a parody of the storybook opening to Disney’s The Sword in the Stone.

## Contents

A legend is sung of when Far Far Away was young, and knights were brave and bold. The good king had died, and no one could decide, who was rightful heir to the throne. It seemed that the land would be torn by war, or saved by a miracle alone. And that miracle appeared in Far Far Away town: The Sword in the Stone.
Princess Talia's Treacherous Birthday

It was Princess Talia's 18th birthday. Kids were given half a day off schools and everyone in Far Far Away were invited to dinner at Talia's castle

When the night came, Talia was constantly falling asllep. Again. That is, until Prince Charming came and she went up to him and kissed him. Charming was actually Talia's Prince. Not Fiona's, not Rapunzel's. Talia's. They were putting on a show that night to celebrate their romance. Shrek was reluctant about it, but Charming assured him he won't try to kill him this time.

When the show was on, it went uninterrupted, until Talia accidentally revealed that she had been faking her narcolepsy. She ran off crying and Charming was left single again. Shrek assured Charming it was ok to be single and he didn't NEED a girlfriend to be happy.
Snow White pantomime

The **Snow White pantomime** is a pantomime that took place in the Far Far Away Pavilion. It chronicles Fairy Godmother's success in getting Snow White together with her son Prince Charming.

## Plot

Snow White has taken a bite of the poison apple her stepmother gave her and fallen into a deep sleep. Can her fairy godmother and handsome prince save her.

## Cast

Snow White as herself

Prince Charming as himself

Fairy Godmother as Snow White's Fairy Godmother
A View from Abuzz

Once upon a time, in the land of Far Far Away, a gigantic woodpecker was in love with a bumblebee named Alex-Bob, so she brought the bee flowers that smelled exactly like poison honey because that was the bee’s favourite scent. The bee was very happy, so the pair headed to the town’s big honey slide together. But when the pay got there, a walrus who was very mean told them that bees weren’t allowed inside, so the duo got into their flying tanked watched the event from up above, which was much more exciting anyway. The bee proclaimed “Evil Bees! I think you are the best friend I’ve ever met!”