George Silt

**George Silt** is a journalist and member of The Press who hails from Mooseyland. She is well known for reporting on nearly every story, as well as investigating further and providing witty comments. She is the only mortal who has seen the Zeration Station's contents (albeit only as a visitor) and survived without being mentally scarred, but every time she tries to inform people about its contents she gets interrupted. The reason for interruption becomes increasingly absurd and unlikely as more controlled factors are added. There are rumors in her hometown that a god jinxed her to never be able to share her experiences with the outside world, however if this is true, it is unknown why this has not happened to Ešónn Krčíes.

Silt's first story was the Jimmy Fjordbank Cheese Wheel Incident, which she saw first hand. Silt threw peanuts at the wheel in an attempt to knock it off course but it still ran over Fjordbank, thus causing his first successful assassination. Luckily, Fjordbank was revived successfully.

She has also broken the news on 0 North 180 East's Prime Minister election, where she was the lone person to call it for Dranklin Foosevelt.. Silt turned out to have severely underestimated the extent to which DRF won, but she was still the only one who predicted a DRF win.

The hardest story to create was Mr. Jock's record 100th career win on CWM Fjordbank's Vext Glyph Quiz, as all sentences were constrained to be pangrammatic and waste no more than 6 letters. However, 4 sentences were produced, all 4 in obscure dialects of languages.[Citation Unneeded]

Silt is fluent in several languages, including Esazianaŧir, IV cħørl∂cȺċk, English, French, Serbian, Deo Tłmjå, Lobeg, ɕuszive, ɸɛlɛgliblɛɣ, and ɕ̉̂͡ɤ̤͡ɟ̍͡ɛ̌͡ɧ̼͡ɥ̎͡ɪ̪͡ʝ͡ɱ̈̈̈̊͡ɒ̊͡ɬ̨͡ʆʀ̟.

One of Silt's most important publications is *On the Strawberry Milk Market In Oklahoma*, which was the first detailed investigation on the subject and the first theory which linked the Oklahoma City Cattle Swimming Pool Incident to the rise of the Bjørnelson Family.

Silt is one of the richest people, inexplicably: "Despite numerous attempts to give away my money, it keeps appearing! I have no idea why this happens."

## Personal life

### Early Life

George Silt's birth date is unknown. She first gained attention when she was seen completely unscathed atop a tiny pillar of earth in the middle of a massive crater created by a number of airliners which had crashed around her. Reporters described the scene, though tragic, as "cartoonish".

In one incident, shortly after her 15th birthday, Silt stumbled blindly through a pit full of Masking Tapeworms. Though initially it was thought that she must have been infected, when she also believed that she was infected it was realized that, as masking tapeworm victims cannot believe they are victims, Silt was not infected. The gods deny the involvement of any enchanting.

### Possible Enchantments

Despite gods' denial, George Silt has repeated exhibited survivals that suggest a protective enchantment. Examples include:

* stumbling through a pit of masking tapeworms without being infected
* surviving the Great Doughnut Plane Crash
* surviving seeing the Zeration Station's contents
* surviving being shot down by Bernard Gʙɤʩ (which no one else on the plane did)
* being the only survivor of the Great Mooseyland Prison Fire

George Silt's repeated unintentional accumulation of money may indicate a lucrative enchantment.