Legenddragon's Lore Dump (Iron Serpent, Ultra Necrozma, Mamoswine)

All the lore I have written for the sub

Iron serpent, being the egotistical psychopath he is, held a coronation for himself. And nobody liked that. However, they were too late to stop him as he had donned a crown made of Origin Ore. The origin crown had allowed him to (temporarily) erase all opposition. This became apparent when he killed Appletun with Draco Meteor. His small army of Inteleon, Furret, Iron Hands, Iron Leaves and Iron Moth was still big enough to be able to capture people from time to time to robotosice them. Furret, however, managed to break free of his mind control and robot casing and flee.

In the meantime though, many new pokemon were arriving to the island. A police force was formed by Skuntank and the inhabitants, chimecho in particular, held a sleepover. At roughly the same time the sleepover started, Tauros and Pawmot discover a recipe for meth in Venomicon, summoning Igglybuff the demon in the process. They drugged Orthworm, a civilian, and attended the sleepover to try to sell meth there too. The sleepover was shut down by Skuntank when he analysed the "blue dirt" they brought and found out it was meth. However, tauros covered himself with oil and waited for it to rain so that he and pawmot could fly away into an ultra wormhole Arceus created while drunk. However, they get got foiled by a cloud nine psyduck. Iron hands then recruits a few members by offering them infinite money and a discount to Uron Valiant's OnlyFans(this is not a joke);Scrafty, Corviknight, Goomy and Lucario. He designs their paradox forms Iron punk, cab, Boomy and mask. Ultra necrozma and the ultra beasts came out of the Ultra Wormhole soon after, and they recruit Groudon, also helping him get the red orb, Gengar and durant in a short period of time.

Iron serpent than announces that the final attack will be on Sunday.

Orville the orthworm went digging with his friends for herba mystica, it is then revealed that lurantis has been robotocised, much to the dismay of Inteleon who had broken free of his robot body. After a long day of digging, they find the herba mystica.

Furret went on an expedition and found a powerful stone, theorised to be a furret mega stone.

Soon afterwards, kyogre arrives too and after a quick tussle with xerneas against the Ultra beasts, secures the blue orb and undergoes primal reversion.

Also a happy couple reunites, excadrill and volcarona so cool ig

Orthworm and Celesteela go digging for Z-Crystals, finding many. Celesteela unintentionally gives Ultra Necrozma the UltraNecrozium-Z.

After resolving to split the planet 50/50 and kill rayquaza together, groudon and kyogre lose their ba- I mean orbs to Nihilego, Audino, Orthworm and Giratina.

Finally, the battle begun. It was a long and gruelling battle. Iron Leaves was taken out by Volcarona and Durant, and while nobody was looking, buzzwole killed them.

Iron punk was quickly fainted by Volcarona.

Iron hands entered his true form, Iron crusher, and manages to hold off the entirety of furret's army whil Miraidon watches, amused. Iron valiant also joins the battle but gets taken out rather quickly, causing Iron Jugulis and Thorns (who btw was behaving like a 5yo) to assist Crusher. Garbodor, durant, orthworm, latios, Iron pyuk, kilowattrel... they were all struggling against the robot army. Volcarona had retreated for some time and latios retreated as well soon after. In an alternate timeline Ultra Necrozma uses Light that burns the sky and orthworm saves many people, Iron jugulis is unaffected due to being a dark type, Mega gengar who joined the fight and garbodor cushioned the blow with protect and.... Iron Thorns facetanked it and came out unscathed. Yeah, this isn't canon anymore for a reason.

In the normal timeliness, after Miraidon unleashes a devastating blow that orthworm still saved multiple from, volcarona swooped in and lassoed away the crown with fire spin and dropped it into the neverending void of the distortion world. Then, the final showdown between Iron Serpent and Mega furret. It was a back and forth battle, blow for blow, but eventually... Furret came out victorious, and Iron Serpent drew his final breaths.

Furret had won. But why did he feel so... empty?

Alright more lore.

Necrozma, seeing an opportunity, instantly held a coronation for himself after Iron Serpent died and crowned himself king of the world. As everyone was battle weary, nobody had the energy to argue back. He then steals all the light in the world and travels to others to absorb more light. Meanwhile, darkrai joins the ultrabeasts and scizor attacks Xerneas, prompting her to flee to the Lental region. Landorus Tusk riles up the people while Necrozma is gone and gets them ready to fight him as an expedition team is sent to his Headquarters. Unfortunately, the man himself was there and quickly moongeist beamed mew, who left no trace behind. At the same time, Naganadel decapitated Corviknight. Latios jumps in to buy Excadrill time to run but is completely vaporised by a Light that Burns the Sky. However, Naganadel caught up to Excadrill and they begun a bloody battle, both escaping but barely alive. Excadrill dies in front of Volcarona and Naganadel poipole, bringing them great grief. Orthworm also grieves for Latios and Corviknight, and venomicon was not seen and presumed lost forever in the Ultra Wormhole to be found and killed by wild UBs. When Iron Leaves was revived by Xerneas and a post about it, volcarona realises that Xerneas could do the same for Excadrill. However, xerneas was scared away by Scizor, and when Volcarona was threatened by Scizor, she beat him the fuck up. The only reason she didn't kill him was because he threatened to blow up the region, and she only stopped for Excadrill. She flew to Lental and talked with xerneas about Excadrill. They also decide that they will revive Corviknight when it was time.

While trying to revive Excadrill, Scizor came back, ready. While Volcarona may have stolen his detonator, he could tera water. Volcarona however could tera grass and they fought a hard fought battle. As Volcarona was about to land the killing blow after knocking him out, his boss Ceruledge jumped her and almost decapitated her. However, scizor saved her as he admired her tenacity and devotion to Excadrill. However, excadrill had no memories, causing Volcarona to have another mental fucking breakdown. As she was recovering, Tyranitar, excadrill's husband(yes exca is bi) confronted her, mad. They argued with each other for a while but when Ttar learnt about Excadrill, he lashed out it anger. It was a close battle, but while Tyranitar was almost beaten, Volcarona was almost dead. Tyranitar, however, didn't have the energy to finish her off, and volcarona escaped with the power of adrenaline. She was bleeding out on the floor, but managed to halt the bleeding with roost. However, enough blood was lost to be fatal. Luckily, 5 people chipped in to heal her, Hatterene, Lurantis, Iron Pyuk, Ledian and, surprisingly for multiple reasons, Ultra Necrozma, who by the way announced the final "games". Yes he views killing and war as a game. However, excadrill only watched and left for unova. Volcarona had her third mental breakdown in 2 days. She is comforted by Tyranitar and more importantly, Scizor and Ledian. She realises that Excadrill's soul is gone, and the revived Excadrill was gone forever. However, well its probably better for me to post what she said

The old excadrill... is no more

I can feel it by the way he talked, the way he moved, even the way he blinked. The old excadrill had passed on. The old excadrill wouldn't have been so uncaring about someone dying. He would have rushed to them and try to do something about it. The old excadrill's soul has passed on to heaven. And that's OK. He died peacefully, knowing that I could finish what he started. And I will. I will make sure that the ultra beasts are taken down, that they will be jailed for the rest of their lives. But more importantly, I will make sure they don't die. I won't descend to their level and become a mass murderer and kill them all. I will strive to become the cheerful Volcarona that everyone knew! I know my loved ones didn't die just to see me become a murderer. My family, Excadrill, even Latios! For their sake, I will move on from the past and strive for a better future!

While Ledian was doing an AMA, Ceruledge showed up to try to decapitate them. However, scizor attacks with a water tera blast. Annoyed, Ceruledge set up sunny day and tera grass to spam Solar Blade. It was a tense battle but scizor lost. As he was about to be finished off, Volcarona rushed over to save him and knocked out Ceruledge with Bug Buzz, as he was heavily injured although not showing so. As scizor is about to decapitate Ceruledge, Volcarona stops him. He listens to her and let's him go. He is then transported to prison.

Ultra Necrozma finds and absorbs multiple Z crystals while Scizor finds a scizorite.

Volcarona, tired of being a policewoman nearly 24/7, falls asleep on scizor's lap. From that moment onwards, Scizor developed a crush on her as she was cute and tries to stay positive even though she is really sad about Excadrill, her family members and Latios. He wants to be there to help her through the tough times. He confides his feelings to multiple people, who all think that he should confess. However, as she was resting on his lap, Ceruledge broke free. It took the combined efforts of Tyranitar, Landorus-Tusk and Armarouge to take him down, but they succeeded.

Armarouge, Ceruledge's older brother, also meets a Maractus who he also develops a crush on. However, Ledian is revealed to be an otherworldly being with strong powers, and people are afraid of him as a result. Porygon-Z evolves into Porygon-NEO with some backpacks. Porygon-NEO tries to steal Landorus-Tusk's soul to end the glitches but he just allows him to take it. Meanwhile, Scizor and Inteleon propose to Volcarona and Lurantis, who both accept. They are planning a joint wedding. Venomicon's dead corpse reveals that Furret is the reincarnation of a being known as "The burning one" who is destined to defeat a great evil, presumed to be Yveltal due to the fact that its name ends with L.

Iron Valiant revives Iron Leaves (yes they died again) by replacing 70 percent of their missing brain matter, but they escape. Many couples start proposing to each other, like Lando Tusk and Xurk, thanks to Luvdiscs being around the place

Purugly arrives and starts calling everyone peasants, the only one not annoyed by it is Volcarona, who is nice to Purugly and vice versa.

Mamoswine tracks down a recent sighting of Roaring Moon and manages to capture it, performing many experiments to make a savage mega army

Durant confronts the homophobic ferrothorn but gets decapitated.

Porygon Z starts a new mining company, and skuntank resumes control over the police force.

Xerneas revives Corviknight and he  somehow becomes shiny as a result???

A lot of presidential candidates come up after it is mentioned how there are no laws. They are Zangoose, Porygon-2, Iron Pyuk, Munkidori, Porygon-Z, Appletun and Tatsugiri

Scizor and Armarouge visit Ceruledge in prison, who gloats about how he will kill Arma if he gets out, followed by Volcarona to torment Scizor. It doesn't effect Armarouge, but scizor is scared for volcarona and angry at ceruledge. He vents to this to Volcarona, who later meets with Lopunny to tell him this information.

They decide to go on a walk in the forest. Volcarona mentions how it's strange that Ceruledge thinks he can escape jail so easily, leading them to talk about the convicts. Lopunny brings up that Mamoswine may be working for a greater evil, but unwilling to do so he sabotaged himself in a not obvious way to alert everyone without making his boss suspicious of him. Lopunny helps Volcarona fix her wing afterwards. Volcarona tells the police about what lopunny shared, and they discuss over it. They realise that it is weird how they are making research logs with the intent of them being read. Wondering how many of the villains may be related,they end up with Mamoswine and Ditto as being linked in some way. Scizor brings up how Mamoswine probably researched so quickly as he had already researched other paradox pokemon and just needed to find the link between mega and the "Ancient Past," agreeing with the notion that they are related due to how both megas and past paradox pokemon have savage personalities. They talk about mega pokemon and how hard it is to control such a beast with a primal instinct due to their unpredictability and Skuntank suggests that he may have some sort of mega evolution mind control tech.

Scizor and Volcarona have a baby, and Volcarona becomes less active to take care of him.

Porygon-N30 obtains the final soul he needed to rid himself of his viruses, after doing so he returns the souls to their owners, having learnt compassion as well.

Accelgor reports that Excadrill and Nurse Joy have died, driving Volcarona to set a fireproof room on fire with her tears before being calmed down and Audino to suicide before anyone can convince her otherwise, much to the dismay of many. Accelgor is hired into the police force.

Purugly is mad that Skuntank allowed Scizor, Corviknight and Armarouge to give her children donuts as they make stunky in particular really gassy, Volcarona apologises for their actions and Purugly offers her help in case she needs help with her son.

Ceruledge, who had escaped with an ice type's, presumably Mamoswine's, help, confronts and kills Armarouge with his megas. However, Arm hides the baby, saving his child. As they were grieving, Scizor realises that he said that Volcarona was target 2, and rushes to his house with the other police. Sure enough, Ceruledge was approaching as well. They, along with Mega Lopunny, fought a hard battle, against him and his Mega manectric and salamence. They prevailed, and Scizor kills Ceruledge by crushing his skull. They receive a message from Ceruledge's "pawn", presumably Mamoswine, that all of ceruledge's actions were a part of his plan. He wanted to rid the world of the region they stood on as he felt that it caused too much trouble. He then blows up Volcarona's home, with Accelgor saving everyone.

Roaring Moon is located, traumatised by Mamoswine's experiments. Gardevoir heals him with Life Dew, and it begins to trust him.

Lopunny asks for Volcarona's family to stay over at her place, which they happily accept. Scizor visits the graveyard to mourn Armarouge, but Ceruledge's spirit appears before him and apologises for all his cruel actions. Scizor could tell from the way he talked that Armarouge's soul had moved on. He returns home and tells Lopunny and Volcarona about this. After he goes to sleep, lopunny bursts into tears, worried that he may be scarred for life. Volcarona worries this too, and thoughts of self doubt begin intruding into her mind. She starts blaming herself for Armarouge's death and her inability to comfort Scizor and has to be calmed down by Purugly and her policemen friends.

Purugly got electrocuted and fainted by a rat(unsure which one lmao) and Skuntank gets really fucking pissed. Volcarona and Accelgor calm him down.  Scizor goes to the police station when it's empty. Ceruledge's ghost appears again and gives him a password to find out all the safety countermeasures Mamoswine has for them. However, Mamoswine himself finds scizor after he records down the safety measures, and reveals a fire/ground type mega. Scizor manages to escape, only to find his police brethren scrutinising him for acting bizarrely. He fries to explain what happened, but Volcarona is pushed to tears as she believe that he is mentally scarred and developing mental illnesses due to her not comforting him. She cries so much the town is set on fire. Scizor nearly dies, but is healed. He realises that if he tera watered and still get badly injured, there's nothing stopping the flames from killing Volcarona. He rushes to find her, only to find her charred body. He pleads for help from everyone, and they try their best to save her. Just as she was about to die, Porygon Z found his Sacred Ash and used it to fully heal Volcarona. Ceruledge'a spirit appears, complimenting how long Volcarona hung on, causing her to realise that he wasn't imagining things. She blames herself for burning part of the town down, but doesn't give in to tears again for she fears the worst.

Lucario raped Mienshao, than joked during his trial. Mienshao is distraught by how he isn't taking it seriously and commits suicide.

Purugly's children get kidnapped by Kommo O who is quickly dealt with. Zangoose accidentally clones himself and decided to make the clone a sort of backup in case he dies

The final battle against Necrozma begun. Very quickly, it became obvious he was taking creative liberties with the moves. He used them creatively, like creating literal photon geysers around him for protection, using sunsteel strike to hop through ultra wormholes, using Tectonic Rage to dig out PART OF THE EARTHS FUCKING CORE and using Light That Burns The Sky at the sky, raining down orbs of light. Volcarona retreats early, too pained at the thought of leaving her child without a mother. Many die, like Gardevoir,Ttar, Ditto, Lopunny and Luvdisc, but eventually, Necrozma exhausts himself and spares the remaining people, travelling to another dimension and returning the natural light.

Many pokemon arrive in this new era of peace. The followers of Ultra Necrozma mostly stop attacking now that he's gone

Hatterene starts work on building a hospital for the many casualties. Alcremie and Vulpix-A start dating, and Corviknight moults his armor. The witherstorm is tamed and nicknamed withy by Fake Kyogre. Gengar's boyfriend, Chandelure, retrieves him from the distortion world. A Turtonator temporarily captures multiple pokemon, but is defeated by and defeats Throh. Many people start having children. As an aftereffect from Arceus being drunk and opening multiple portals to hisui, many hisuian mons calling themselves demon slayers are transported to Vitaera and dispatch multiple Ultra Beasts. Meltan evolves into Melmetal and nearly kills Iron Valiant. Clawitzer marries Crawdaunt and Volcarona marries Scizor. Zangoose makes his own squad, the Meta Hunters, as he disagrees with how violent Hecidueye's squad, the Vigilantes, are. Igglybuff defeats and kills Golurk and Aron, but Aron is revived. Yveltal is accepted into the police force. Groudon and Kyogre get their orbs back and return to primal. Smoliv opens a restaurant. Iron Treads finds a nuke and keeps it, and Hecidueye gives Blacephelon to Zangoose who has Froslass freeze it. Porygon Z opens a shop for items, and many buy them. Hamurott kills Garganacl and Accelgor, who stay dead, along with Aron, Kecleon, Pawmot and dragapult who are revived. The meta hunters are rebounded into D.I.R.T. Zygarde arrives and starts reassembling. A zoroark kills Skuntank, who is revived by Xerneas. Pincurchin makes new inventions while Mawile separates herself with her alternate self. Sliggoo finally evolves into Goodra, and Guzzlord eats the entirety of Kalos. Cyclizar explores some ruins with Xerneas. Iron Treads accidentally nukes kanto, and zapdos frames him for wanting to nuke Orre instead. This causes Meowstic-F to kill herself in distress about how Zangoose wasn't taking it seriously. Orville makes D.I.R.T.I.E.R. which is a rebrand of D.I.R.T. Scizor's sister Scyther arrives on the island. Gengar marries Chandelure and Hatterene leaves Vitaera due to the constant tragedies.

Shadow Lugia floods Johto, killing most people in it. Trevenant appears and claims to have created plantlife but Wo Chien claims he created it instead. Shadow Lugia nearly kills Butterfree, but Rowlet gets them medical attention and saves their life. Wither Storm eats Orre, and Cursola's soul is put to rest. Xurkitree tries but fails to hide from his life partner Blacephelon (yes another one). Sylveon arrives and starts sexually assaulting everyone, raising everyone's suspicions. Meanwhile, Galar is attacked by witherstorm, forcing Lurantis and Inteleon who had left to return. Zygarde, now complete, restores Unova and Absol moves in with Sigilyph after his home is destroyed. Zygarde Complete fights the demon possessing Hamurott known only as Power after he kills Sneasler, Kecleon, Marowak Alola, Pawmot(revived), Melmetal(revived), Salazzle, Golisopod, Flapple and Slowbro (revived). Link from Legends Of Zelda somehow gets here? Idk man. Samurott kills Scizor, leaving many devastated, among them Scyther and Volcarona. Volcarona inadvertently caused a humongous wildfire, and Ninetales Alola joins the police force. Samurott is eventually dispatched by Darmanitan, also a member of the police, and is amputated by a vengeful Scyther. He escapes prison not long after due to... certain events. Samurott also breaks Skuntank's ego and his view of being the smelliest being alive. Mismagius starts stealing many memories from others, also forming a bond with the goddess of dreams and light Volcaradiance, who is stuck in the dream realm watching over Volcarona. Cyclizar is absorbed into an odd keystone and Xerneas barely escapes with her life. Memory the demon reveals herself as puppeteering Mismagius, and she duels Power, both dying. Volcarona leaves the police force temporarily, unable to cope with Scizor's death. Joltik goes missing after Sylveon tells him about sex, and she reveals herself as the demon of lust possessing Sylveon. Volcarona, being insulted by Wo-Chien after seeing Alcremie's dead corpse, sets the town on fire again on accident. It is put out without major issues. Heatran starts a firefighter team as a result. Volcaradiance is freed from the dream realm by Poisoned Hunter who asks for a favor from her in return not killing Volcarona. Cofagrigus joins the police force as a forensics scientist. Zygarde restores Kanto, but the corpse of Joltik is found, with most of the evidence pointing towards Memory, Lust or Zoroark. Joltik is revived via an odd keystone. Jirachi appears to grant multiple wishes, including immortality to Cutiefly. Celebi saves Genesect from death. Volzor questions why Volcarona is at Scizor's grave in heavy rain, not knowing what was truly happening. Roserade opens a pharmacy. Seviper is fully healed from his disease and starts helping Zangoose, who joined the Police Force, again. Weavile claims to have killed Joltik, but nobody believes him. Volcaradiance admits to making Lust, and apologises. Meanwhile, a Banette joins the region and opens up a bar, though Cofagrigus claims she is a murderer. Trevenant uses up all his powers and fades away, banette mourns his death. Cofagrigus and Banette are shocked that they had a baby from a one night thing, and get Zangoose to erase him from the timeline. Clawitzer is eaten by a deep sea predator.

Zangoose faces off against Poisoned Hunter and Banette with Iron Treads, Poisoned Hunter steals his clone. Volcarona returns to her job, still drinking heavily to try to get over Scizor's death. Unbeknownst to her, Scizor's spirit made it back to Vitaers and was revived by Jirachi. Petilil gets drunk and wanders around the world. Pincurchin researches an orange dodecahedron, referred to as the suicide stone, which seems to be the cause of depression in the region. Mamoswine also researches it. Zangoose makes a weapon capable of killing anyone once, and nobody approves other than Samurott who he makes prosthetics for. Volcaradiance is engaged with Genesect, partially because they like each other and partially because Radiance thinks Genesect is good at sex lmao. Emboar hosts a fighting tournament which Darmanitan nearly dies in

Maractus dies from exhaustion from taking care of her and appletuns child single-handedly for 1 week and Appletun gets impaled through the throat by Lucario. Appletun leaves their child to Wo Chien. Volcaradiance has a breakdown over Volcarona losing her cheerful and brave personality, replacing it with a broken, depressed and afraid husk of her former self. Thus, she transfers all her powers to Volcarona, to the chagrin of her family, erasing herself and all memories of her from existence to non gods. The plan works despite everyone doubting it would, and Volcarona returns to her cheerful self, unaware of what had happened as her memories of Volcaradiance were sealed by her.

Weavile tries to kill himself via alcohol. Slowbro sells some radioactive materials, a stand disc for superfly, some reviver seeds and revised seeds etc. Munkidori gets to touch grass due to the collapse of the stock market, and wo chien is upset because he is maidenless. Roaring Moon was starving, and multiple pokemon chip in and feed it. It carries some food back to its den, where its revealed to be a single mother of another Roaring Moon. Hamurott proposes to Hoodra. Cutiefly evolves into a Ribombee. Cinccino celebrates her birthday, with many giving her presents such as a nintendo switch and a copy of TotK. Ribombee is taught how to talk by her adoptive father Wo Chien. The lead developer of the universe, an archeops, asks for community feedback as to what to add in the next "update". Banette has a crush on Zangoose, and asks him out successfully. Wo chien kills baby maractus, supposedly on accident, and is sentenced to eternity in the dream realm. However, Volcarona disagrees and frees him when he's a safe distance away, warning him not to reveal himself. He poorly pretends to be a Gastrodon. Giratina revives baby maractus. Jirachi grants some wishes, like Time Manipulation for Banette, the ability to have feelings to ninetales etc. Parasect explores Mamoswine's lab, and gets turned into a cyborg and infected with Porygon-Z's virus.

Latios comes back to life, revealing that he's trapped in a death loop where the deaths only get more and more excruciating. The leader of the Vigilantes Hecidueye gets into an argument with Volcarona, and kills himself so that he can see his family again after it brought up bad memories of the past. Giratina turns Lucario into a transfem. Aggron and Orthworm go on a date in Lucario's restaurant. Iron Pyuk castrates Wo Chien (lmao) and Latias accidentally de-shinys herself. Wo chien wants to change as a person, but is Gunk Shot to death by Banette. Mamoswine begins his takeover of the region

He announces that he will have his Mega Army patrol the region and eliminate all he sees as a threat to the region(literally 1984). However, some seem to welcome this. Rowlet is killed by...a ghost possessing butterfree? What? Mamoswine makes a deal with the police to give them megas and let them join the mega army and skuntank adds that he must not harm anyone with a child. He accepts. Orthworm gathers the Vigilantes and D.I.R.T.I.E.R to rebel against Mamoswine in secret. Yveltal becomes the God of life. Why? Idk. Something about balance. Chi Yu revives Wo Chien and turns him into Springlock from FNAF(bro what?) Volcarona tries to drink away her problems, but it doesn't work. Arceus provokes her and she sets the bar on fire with her tears, killing Butterfree and a random Mega Blastoise. She asks Banette to kill her, but no matter what she tried, she couldn't. Heatran also goes super saiyan from eating her fire. Volcarona apologises to Banette, who accepts the apology and the 100 000 000 she gives. Scizor and Alolan Ninetales leave the police force due to their alliance with Mamoswine.

Slowbro steals Parasect's metal leg and some leaves from Wo Chien, angering both. Samurott assassinates the search team of the Mega Army, and Mamoswine suspects Scizor. He surrounds Scizor with Megas strong against him, and forces Volcarona to obey him or he would kill Scizor. She starts beating herself up over her inability to protect anyone and wants to live up to the standards of being a goddess, pressured by herself as to what she should do and to continuously do better. She ends up drinking Godka, which Giratina added back to existence, and passing out. Darmanitan takes some of her bottles of Godka and her to Mamoswine, who puts her in a max security facility where she will he experimented on. At the same time, Scizor is attacked by the mega pokemon anyways, but is saved by the Anti Mamoswine Brigade who were warned by Absol of the attack and the capturing of their spy, Skuntank. Giratina turns the origin crown into a Treasure of Ruin. Wo Chien is absolved of his sins and resolves to become a new person, although many still don't trust him. He also stops drinking beer as he doesn't like Banette. Parasect holds a garden party, inviting everyone except Slowbro.

Zangoose had his knees frozen and shattered by Poisoned Hunter, and loses any feelings in and control of his legs. Melmetal gets a new mega from Mamoswine as well.

Hisuian Samurott calls upon Power to kill 50 mega salamences and Melmetal who had been infected with the porygon Z virus and given a mega but dies along with Power in the process

THE INFILTRATION

Scizor as a mega enters the underground lab with Skuntank and hands him over to a mega ampharos before rushing away towards the cells. Skuntank knocks out Ampharos with his farts. Skuntank and Banette then take down a tough-looking Mega Garchomp guarding the path to the Max Security Cell where Volcarona is held captive. They manage to get there and Banette uses her time manipulation to retrieve Volcarona. They then escape through the vents.

Orthworm delivers some pokemon to a mega lopunny who puts them in the storage room. They escape and cause a distraction for Scizor's group. On the way out, Armarouge saves the mega lopunny, a mega scizor and a mega lucario, barely escaping before the lab blows up

Sneasel and sneasler drink a lot of alcohol and carve holes through the enemies. However, they accidentally let a mega alakazam activate the self destruct button and escape.

Kyo.gre and Cresselia enter through the vents, steal Mamoswine's plans thanks to an unknown double agent in Mamoswine's army removing the security on the computer he was storing them on and exit through where they came.

A quarter of Mamoswine's army is killed in the blast, and he decides that enough is enough and he will resort to killing everyone with his army.

Latios is freed from his death loop by Parasect supplying Arceus with more godka in exchange. Parasect then looks for a date, ending up with Lucario.

Wo Chien who had gotten trans beamed (I forgor if I already mentioned that) got un transbeamed.

Cosmogoem goes camping, inviting everyone to join them. Quite a number of people indeed joined.

The Vigilantes start searching for new members with the deaths of Hamurott and Hecidueye, and recruit Wo Chien (who got kicked out), Porygon 2, Lucario and Revavroom.

A lot of AU pokemon start travelling to our universe... but why? AU scizor was killed by an ultra beast in said universe in front of his wife AU armarouge, and was revived and recruited by Mamoswine, but Arma and Flygon seem to have got here for no reason... it remains to be seen what they plan on doing here if anything at all.

Wo Chien gets bitches (real) in the form of Mega Mawile.

Orthworm leaves the region to go to Hoenn after realising that he must not only live for others but also himself, leaving an orville shaped hole in our hearts... goodbye Orville... you will be missed by everyone...

Mesprit drinks too much godka and stops existing Zygarde decides to randomly pick someone to be the new god of emotions and picks Altzor. Flygon falls into a lot of estrogen supplied by Parasect, and goes from transmasc to female again

Shiny Mienfoo evolves and becomes the goddess of speed, Madeline becomes the Goddess of trans people and Wo Chien becomes the God of vegetation. Poisoned hunter decides to take a break from the chaos.

Zangoose makes a professor X chair since his kneecaps were stolen and he was forever bound to a chair. He's now half quadriplegic (that means paraplegic) and he cant seem to feel his legs.

Xerneas becomes the goddess of life again and moves back to Lental.

Mamoswine sends a Mega Charizard X to try to take out Roaring Moon but it lose to parasect (idk how but he did). Parasect then raises his massive fucking castle made of steelix and diancie remains in what has to be the most epic reveal in the sub. Many are shocked, a lot of people join the war against Mamo, and Mamoswine realises that he's not the main character anymore and this is not just some no name parasect. This is parasect from LA and he's about to turn him into an npc. He devises a plan to demoralise everyone, seeing it as his best chance to win. Scizor is FURIOUS as Mamoswine ordered the Mega Army to murder Scyther, his sister, and he swears to torture mamoswine in the most painful ways possible. Jellicent realises that Mamoswine stole his explosives, and theorised that he planted them underneath the battlefield for his own use in the war. He and Forretress plan to turn it against him.

Mesprit is revealed to have actually survived the godka incident, and is simply in time-out in the Distortion World with Cyrus.

This is a ROUGH DESCRIPTION. If I had to explain in detail, I'd kill myself. Don't expect it to be perfect and free of errors and accidental omissions.