Bongo Cat

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Bongo Cat (Felis Bongous) is a mysterious rare white cat with many friends, who also likes to play the bongos, among other instruments. Some of his friends include: Rubber Chicken (also one of his instruments,) other Bongo Cats, and not much else.

## Habitat

Bongo Cat can be found on white tables, restaurants, and in space. It is usually found there performing a song for a YouTube video. These songs usually consist of the following: Lyrics(Meow meow, moew-meow-, Moew--), Instruments (bongos, pads, keyboards, and rubber chickens), and guest appearances from other cats. Bongo Cat then uploads these songs for the world to see. Sometimes other people will record Bongo Cat's work, however, and upload it themselves. This, however, is not tolerated by Bongo Cat and will cause him to scratch the thief and issue a DMCA notice.

## Other Activities

Bongo cat does more than record music. He is also a part of many memes, where he: Slaps peoples heads until they die, smacks the table so hard it explodes, and yeets a rubber chicken into space. Most of these memes are inspired by various mistakes Bongo Cat has made while recording. Bongo cat became a big meme around 2017, but has been more forgotten later in 2019.

## Critical Reception

> *"Bongo Cat is just so FRIKING CUTE!"*
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~Commenter on YouTube

Many people love Bongo Cat for his adorable lyrics and cute face. He does not enjoy all this attention sometime, as it is hard for him to focus on his music. Bongo cat has experienced a lot of difficulty from his popularity, having to deal with thieves and crowds of adoring fans, making it hard for him to focus. Bongo Cat has been hunted for by many hunters and illegal traders of kittens, however Bongo Cat's bodyguards manage to take care of it for him.

## Controversy

Bongo Cat is partially controversial due to his songs being stolen from other artist, and it has been argued that because of that, Bongo Cat shouldn't be allowed to copyright claim others as Bongo Cat is a thief himself. However, these controversies are suspected to be entirely fake, and just stirred up by Bongo Cat's arch nemesis, Bongo Bat.

## Lifestyle

Bongo Cat's life is fairly simple. All he really does is eat sleep and make music. His favorite food is chicken and toast, which has been disapproved by his rubber chicken friend. Bongo Cat does not liek brokolis, contrary to popular belief. He sleeps in a cat bed made of gold, which he has said to not be very comfortable. Bongo cat is not the most intelligent, however, since he can only speak in meow and his speeches have to be translated. He does not understand how to eat food, so he just pats it until it heats up enough to become a rocket ship to fly up and land in his mouth.[*citation needed*] In his spare time, Bongo Cat will yeet various things into the sun including: his other arch nemesis, Tac Ognob, Bongo Bat, Rubber Chicken, Instruments, Food, and People.

## Death

As of 2020, among other disappointments, Bongo Cat has died and has yet to make a revival. He is commemorated in the scratch project "*War of the dead memes"* (or something like that I don't remember), where he appears among other dead memes, such as Big Chungus, Cranberry Sprite, and Nyan Cat. Rip Bongo Cat.