Shape of Seltzer

Speak to Will Wiseacre at Wiseacre's Noisemakers on Loopy Lane in Toontown Central.

* *…*
* *OH HEY!*
* *I ACTUALLY DIDN’T SEE YOU COME IN.*
* *I WAS FOCUSING ON PACKING A FEW MEGAPHONES WITH THESE BURSTS OF SOUND.*
* *WHAT’S THAT?*
* *WHY AM I YELLING?*
* *Oh sorry, that’s better.*
* *I had my earplugs in. Sound gag related hearing loss isn’t a joke you know!*
* *Unless you’re a cog, of course.*
* *You know what, that reminds me. Many toons seem to ask me when they drop by why cogs actually get affected by sound gags.*
* *It’s actually quite interesting to tell you the truth. I’ve taken it upon myself to study the cogs as much as I could, and it’s the exact reason I turned to making sound gags!*
* *These cogs all have sensitive audial instruments installed into their heads.*
* *Now why do they miss from time to time?*
* *I’ll tell you more, but you gotta help me out and defeat a few strong cogs that are roaming around my shop here. Sound good?*
* *Fantastic, I’ll see you real soon!*

## Next Objective

Defeat 4 level 3+ cogs on Loopy Lane in Toontown Central.

Return to Will Wiseacre at Wiseacre's Noisemakers on Loopy Lane in Toontown Central.

* *Okay, so you wanna know why sound gags miss?*
* *Well, I’ll have you know it’s not from faulty gags! Not at least mine, anyways.*
* *Sound gags have high reliability, meaning you’re not going to miss on damaging a cog with one very often.*
* *I’m no expert myself, but I figure their audial apparatus is similar to a hearing aid. You can turn it up or down to hear less, or more.*
* *When sound misses, I personally believe it’s from the cogs turning their apparatuses down on the sight of the megaphone. It’s the only explanation from my own research.*
* *Anyways, I apologize on the rambling. What can I do for you?*
* *Oh, supplying the gag shops?*
* *Absolutely! There’ll be no complaints from me. I absolutely love sound gags and I think they’re the best way to battle, myself.*
* *I’ll be proud knowing I supply some of them, and the finest of the bunch, if I might say.*
* *No problem at all here, [NAME]. You can count of these popping up in the shops all over.*
* *Hopefully that helps! Good luck!*

## Next Objective

Return to Lord Lowden Clear at the Toon HQ in Toontown Central.

* *Hmm… when you put it that way, it does sound reasonable that they’d miss when that happens!*
* *You’re flying at a fast pace getting these done, and it’s truly impressing me.*
* *Okay, one more look at the list and…*
* *One more stop!*
* *I need you to go to Sid Seltzer at Seltzer Bottles and cans on Loopy Lane.*
* *We just really need his potential supply of bubbly delicious drinks for us to use in the fight, and sometimes when we’re just thirsty!*
* *I’m trusting you, [NAME]. Impress me again and we’ll see about getting an even more important role in the Toon Resistance for you.*

## Next Objective

Speak to Sid Seltzer at Seltzer Bottles and Cans on Loopy Lane in Toontown Central.

* *Sid Seltzer at your fizzy service!*
* *Bubbles? Lame. Bubbly water? Great. Bubbly water in a bottle? Absolutely. Amazing.*
* *I’m assuming you’re here to get your hands on one of the most exciting, exclusive, and wonderfully amazing tasting bottles of seltzer in all of Toontown, correct?*
* *Oh?*
* *You’re want ME to put the bottles of seltzer in OTHER toon’s hands?*
* *Well, when you put it that way, I do like the picture of it.*
* *Toons everywhere with MY seltzer bottles at the ready.*
* *But to do such a service would require an expansion of my production cycle.*
* *If you could get me more springs from the cogs, I could do that exact thing, in fact!*
* *I use the springs to bounce my water at the perfect pace and repetition, eventually turning it into seltzer perfection.*
* *Fetch them for me, and I’ll absolutely help in equipping toons everywhere with my seltzer bottles!*

## Next Objective

Recover 3 springs from the cogs in Toontown Central.

Return to Sid Seltzer at Seltzer Bottles and Cans on Loopy Lane in Toontown Central.

* *These are exactly the springs I need. Thank you, [NAME].*
* *Now I’ll get to work on my part, you go ahead and go back to yours.*
* *And just remember, if you get the chance to hold a seltzer bottle in the midst of battle, it just may be one of Sid Seltzer’s finest!*
* *How cool is that!*
* *See you around, [NAME]!*

## Next Objective

Return to Lord Lowden Clear at the Toon HQ in Toontown Central.

* *Yes, yes, yes!*
* *You are talented. You got a future in this, I gotta tell you.*
* *I can see you standing behind this very desk with the rest of us, how cool would that be?*
* *If you enjoy paperwork and organizing resistance members, that is.*
* *You know what…*
* *We don’t normally do this, but I think you’re just the toon for the job.*
* *There’s a very pressing issue going on. One that toons like you aren’t supposed to be informed about, but this is important.*
* *You’ve completed every last thing we’ve asked you to, and not only that, but excelled in completing them.*
* *Toon Resistance! It’s time for a vote.*
* *Who says we allow [NAME] here to handle our big task?*
* *Mata Hairy: Aye!*
* *Bumpy Bumblebehr: Absolutely!*
* *Good ol’ Gil Giggles: I’m completely on board!*
* *And I agree. That settles it, [NAME]. You’re handling this for us.*
* *I want you to go to Flippy, tell him you know all about our unification project, and that you’re ready for it. Let him know everything you’ve heard here.*
* *We believe in you, we know you’re the toon for the job. Prove us right!*

The current task ends here. The next task is "Smart Minds Think Unalike".