DCLUVOXA: Dick Grayson 2

## Characters

* Starfire
* Robin
* Kid Flash
* Beast Boy
* Raven
* Spider-Man
* Cyborg
* Larry

## Location

* Titans Tower, CA
* March 5th, 2005 11:32 AM

## VOX Archive

* **Raven:** [chthonic warbling, sigh] I've reduce the injury to a minor fracture, but you're still gonna need that cast for a few weeks.
* **Robin:** [groan] How could I make such a stupid mistake? I don't believe this.
* **Starfire:** Please, Dick... It was a simple accident you'll recover.
* **Beast Boy:** [sigh] Yeah, dude, I make like a hundred mistakes everyday. It's natural.
* **Robin:** I know, but mistakes don't happen so easily with me.
* **Cyborg:** [chuckle] BB's right, Rob you'll be back out there in no time.
* **Kid Flash:** Dude, I have the perfect idea it'll cheer you up. [superspeed footsteps, clatter, superspeed footsteps] We could all sign your cast- [nervous chuckle] ...or we could let you rest.
* **Robin:** [sigh, footsteps] Guys. I'm touched you care really, but-
* **Spider-Man:** Whoa, whoa dude you really shouldn't be trying to take off your cast.
* **Robin:** I told you guys I'm fine now let's-
* **Starfire:** [whoosh, throat clears] You will not be going anyway with your cast on your arm.
* **Robin:** Luthor sent Black Mask to Jump City for a reason... We're not going to figure out why by sitting here and drawing get well on my cast.
* **Starfire:** It's clear you can't help us with Luthor with your injury.
* **Robin:** [chuckle] I'm not. [footsteps, clatter, footsteps] I'm just grabbing the remote.
* **Beast Boy:** [nervous chuckle] So you mean you're not gonna-
* **Kid Flash:** Get all crazy and determined-
* **Cyborg:** And force yourself into thinking you're Ok-
* **Raven:** And freak out at us of making you stay home?
* **Robin:** [scoff, laughter, body dropping on couch, relaxed sigh, click] I'm sure you guys can handle Sionis without me. With this little gem on my arm I'll just slow you guys down. Bring back a souvenir for Wally.
* **Kid Flash:** [speedster footsteps:] [whisper:] Pete, I think Rob might be a bit off his rocker...
* **Spider-Man:** [footsteps, chuckle] I think Dick's come to a conclusion that he can take a break once and a while. I'm sure he'll be fine by the time we finish with-
* **Robin:** [cough, pained hiss] Gak- [vorpal crackle, groan, hand slapping cushion] Help-
* **Starfire:** [gasp, whoosh, grapple] Dick what's wrong is it your arm?
* **Robin:** [choking:] My head, it- [pained shout, clatter, thud, body writhing on floor, pained shout, vorpal crackle, agonized shout]
* **Beast Boy:** Dude!
* **Cyborg:** Robin!
* **Raven:** What's wrong?
* **Larry:** [flesh shifting, body convulsing, teeth chattering, agonized shout, vorpal crackle, blipt, splay, slump] Yaaaay! I made it! [gasp] Robin!
* **Robin:** [strained:] Uh... What the [expletive]?
* [awkward silence: 3.4 seconds]
* **Spider-Man:** Sooo... Am I the only who's freaked out by this?
* **Kid Flash:** I so did not see that coming.
* **Robin:** Who are you?
* **Larry:** I'm, uh... I'm you!
* **Kid Flash:** Oh really? [speedster footsteps] Dick, just stay still real quick. [clatter] Thanks.
* **Robin:** Hey! What do you- Ow! Dude what the hell?
* **Kid Flash:** Got the sample... and now. [speedster footsteps]
* **Larry:** [giggle] Cut it out that tickles.
* **Kid Flash:** Put these samples into the device... and... [beep, beep] Well, huh... DNA's identical. Little dude was right. He really is you.
* **Larry:** [bouncing, cape flapping, bouncing, cape flapping, giggle] Yay! We're DNA buddies! Yaaaay! [excited rapid tiny footfalls]
* **Robin:** [sigh] This day just keeps getting better and better.
* **Larry:** Doodle-oot-doo-doo-doo... [giggle, rapid tiny footfalls, clatter] Wow, look in here... [giggle, rapid tiny footfalls, clatter] Cool! [giggle, rapid tiny footfalls, screentap, beep, door opens, giggle] Open! [screentap, beep, door closes, giggle] Close! [screentap, beep, door opens, giggle] Open! [screentap, beep, door closes, giggle] Close! Oh, this is fun. [laughter]
* **Cyborg:** Hey! Mind leaving that alone? It takes alot to keep all of this apart.
* **Larry:** [rapid tiny footfalls, ecstatic yell, chomp, fabric and foam tearing, chew, gulp, silence: 2.7 seconds, cough, splat] Eww... yuck! [giggle, rapid tiny footsteps]
* **Raven:** [sigh] Did he really just-? [sigh, footsteps] He really bit into our couch.
* **Robin:** So what are you really? Martian? kryptonian? Clone?
* **Larry:** I'm you... well you from an alternate universe.
* **Kid Flash:** Didn't the League literally just come back from another universe?
* **Cyborg:** That was an alternate Earth, KF.
* **Starfire:** Uh... please explain.
* **Larry:** [sigh, vorpal scribbling] Look... you know that there's a multiverse with expanding universes that all connect to one gateway. Majority of the universe reside within a foursided cube that maintains it's barriers... That's where we Imps live and where we have to maintain it's order and beyond the ceiling is the Beyond, where Imps travel back and forth. Below is the Basement where monsters and trolls alike live... which is something that shouldn't really be discussed. Anyway outside the Cube are these, five smaller cubes... [vorpal scribbling] Which also contain their own multiverses and different earths which are called Sub-Earths which are how the Monitors maintain the Earth's from merging into each other. And this where how we usually travel through the Sub-Earths it's how I watch you all the time!
* Robin: Wait... you watch me like what I do?
* **Larry:** Yup 24/7.
* **Spider-Man:** Well that's not creepy at all.
* **Beast Boy:** Wait, so if you and Rob are the same person... You know who he is?
* **Larry:** [chuckle] No way silly, we can't look through your memories... and it's the hero's code and all that.
* **Cyborg:** Well Ok if he's Robin, then what can we call you?
* **Larry:** [chuckle, vorpal scribble, disembodied drum roll, sudden silence] Nosyarg Kcid!
* **Starfire:** [silence: 6.3 seconds, giggle, footsteps] Nice to meet weird other earth doppelganger.
* **Beast Boy:** Yeah likewise, uhh how can we say your name... [nervous chuckle] How 'bout... uh Larry?
* **Spider-Man:** Larry, really?
* **Beast Boy:** What you got another name?
* **Larry:** Larry, eh?
* **Raven:** We can come up with a different name if you-
* **Larry:** I love it! [squeal, boom, splat, blipt, giggle] My name is Larry now! Just change this to a L and... [vorpal scribble] Perfect! [giggle] Hey, that starts with a L, too! I'm Perfect Larry! Hehehe...
* **Raven:** [scoff] If you love it that much-
* **Larry:** whoosh, giggle] Oh, indeed, I do... but... not as much as I like you,Raven... [lecherous giggle, blipt, lips kissing wrist, lips kissing forearm] A true modern Wonder...
* **Raven:** [demonic growl] Try that again and I'll send you right back where you came from!
* **Larry:** [blipt] Sorry Larry just got excited about his new name!
* **Spider-Man:** Uh... how did you do all of that?
* **Larry:** [blipt, twirling, vorpal crackle] Behold! The Stylus! As a relic from beyond the Third Imp, it can bend the laws of reality! [blipt, vorpal scribbling] See, remember his sketch? Robin's universe is here... [vorpal boop] and Larry's there. using the Stylus, I bend the rules so I can gaze through the Third Imp and watch my hero Robin beat the bad guys all the time! [giggle] But when he got hurt, I knew Larry could help. So I decided to change my Robin-Watcher Screen into a door and blipt over. [nervous giggle] But I goofed... I forgot I was watching things here from Robin's perspective and... [nervous giggle] when I blipt... [nervous giggle] I blipt inside his noggin. [nervous giggle] Oops...
* **Robin:** [scoff] Right... "Oops".
* **Spider-Man:** Ok I understood the whole multiverse thing? But bending realities? [loud groan] Could today get anymore weirder?
* **Larry:** I'm sorry, Spider-Man... [vorpal tap, hinge squeak, adhesive bandage, slapped on brain, skull clatter] That help?
* **Spider-Man:** Huh that actually did help... [chuckle] Alot actually.
* **Cyborg:** The [expletive] was that?
* **Spider-Man:** I dunno but it helped alot.
* **Larry:** See? Larry's here to help! [blipt, hands rubbing together] Now watch me fix up that arm. [clatter, twirling, vorpal crackling, vorpal scribbling]
* **Robin:** [gasps: seven instances, groan] Um... not to knock your method but I don't think it worked.
* **Larry:** Why? What's wrong with it?
* **Robin:** it wasn't made of cheese.
* **Larry:** Wasn't it like that before?
* **Robin:** [sigh] Just tell me you can change it back.
* **Larry:** [scoff] Of course I can... i've got my trusty Undo button right here. [click, vorpal snap] Want me to try again?
* **Robin:** [nervous chuckle] No thanks I'm good.
* **Cyborg:** [alarm wailing, footsteps, screentap, sigh] Crime Alert, by my guess the city's cameras picked up Black Mask. He's by the docks, let's move Titans.
* [footsteps: 6 instances]
* **Larry:** Can I come?
* [silence: 2.3 seconds]
* **Cyborg:** I don't see the harm in it... with Robin recovering it wouldn't hurt to have another Robin. Besides Mask may have some back up with him.
* **Robin:** Wait a minute... "Robin recovering"? I'm fine I can help.
* **Kid Flash:** Dude you were fine with relaxing at the Tower a couple of minutes ago and watching TV.
* **Robin:** [groan, sigh] Fine, fine... I'll be fine.
* **Larry:** Don't worry Rob I'll do you proud! [giggle, blipt]
* **Starfire:** [footsteps] Are you sure you're Ok with this, Dick?
* **Robin**: [chuckle] Yeah, I'll be fine Star... Can you just promise me not to fall in love with weird mini me Ok?
* **Starfire:** [giggle, moist lip smack, footsteps] Don't worry can replace the original... [giggle, footsteps]
* **Robin:** Har har... [groan, footsteps, clatter] When did my life get so weird? [sigh, body slumping on couch, long sigh, click]

## Trivia

* This DCLUVOXA was based on the *Teen Titans* episode "Fractured".