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The Oyster

The Oyster in his natural habitat, 2017.Also known as: "Nate" JonesBorn: In the sea? Website: https://oyster.tfl.gov.uk/oyster

### Number of tours attended

Permanently on tour because he is a mollusc

### Remarkable Trait

Regarded as a delicacy, he is the ultimate aphrodisiac - zero to moist in roughly 2.6 seconds, according to independent results.Is also silent but deadly in the game of Sesh; can straw a bottle of vodka like he's looking for a cardiac arrest.

### **Background**

Like any superhero story, the protagonist does not become aware of their powers immediately, rather they surface unbeknown to the bearer in a time of great need.

Such is the story of "Nate" Jones, joining Warwick Surf as a sprightly young chap, he was yet to make his transition from man to salt-water bivalve mollusc.

### **Transition**

"Nate" Jones faded with each subsequent surf tour and ultimately died, leaving room for The Oyster to be born in his stead. The Oyster would then systematically sniff out and seek any famine present in the sexual atmosphere of any such surf tour, providing his services, using his powers for good instead of evil.

### **Fun Oyster Facts**

* Oysters are a fantastic source of vitamins A, B1, B2, B3, C, and most importantly, D.
* Oysters have colourless blood, much like *The* Oyster (FKA "Nate" Jones) after drinking more than his weight in vodka.
Ben Allen

**\*chants\*** BIG BOTTY BEN! BIG BOTTY BEN! BOTTY BEN! BIG BOTTY BEN! BOTTY BEN! BIG BOTTY BEN! BOTTY BEN! BIG BOTTY BEN! BOTTY BEN! BIG BOTTY BEN! BOTTY BEN! BIG BOTTY BEN! BOTTY BEN! BIG BOTTY BEN! BOTTY BEN! BIG BOTTY BEN! BOTTY BEN! BIG BOTTY BEN! BOTTY BEN! BIG BOTTY BEN! BOTTY BEN! BIG BOTTY BEN! BOTTY BEN! BIG BOTTY BEN! BOTTY BEN! BIG BOTTY BEN! BOTTY BEN! BIG BOTTY BEN! BOTTY BEN! BIG BOTTY BEN! BOTTY BEN! BIG BOTTY BEN! BOTTY BEN! BIG BOTTY BEN! BOTTY BEN! BIG BOTTY BEN! BOTTY BEN! BIG BOTTY BEN! BOTTY BEN! BIG BOTTY BEN! BOTTY BEN! BOTTY BEN!

What he lacks in height, he makes up for in bulk. Warwick Surf's very own personal trainer can be found in the gym 9am-5pm every day except Sunday. "Thou shall not train on the day of the Lord."

Known for his excrutiatingly beautiful back.
Mikey Middleton

This Warwick Hockey convert once broke a man's arm in an arm wrestle.

When he's not playing hockey he's always ranting on about how great hockey circles are.

Did we mention that he plays hockey?

Quite loud. Often found on The Naughty Step with Jack Thornton.

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Rhys Thomas

This man first arrived into Warwick Surf's ranks with the adorable nickname Teddy because of his gentle, loveable ways and kind-hearted nature... After one social, he found himself unleashed in ways people couldn't even possibly imagine. Whether it be the one-liners which I firmly believe will go down in history, or his adoration for all things sewery and ashy, this fine gent will always be found imbibing copious amounts of fun amidst the chants 'Unleash the Rhys'.

Despite his uncontrollable love for fun, this man also has an extremely serous side as he spends a large majority of his time repping the Welsh and fundraising for Rag. He has set unimaginably high targets for Warwick Surf for the year to come as rumours claim that he is expecting us to run, and do more exercise than we could ever have imagined (yes, worse than Flunky Ball, or that time that Fowler tried to make us do rounders).
Lifejacket

A **personal flotation device** (abbreviated as **PFD**; also referred to as a **life jacket**, **life preserver**, **life belt**, **Mae West**, **life vest**, **life saver**, **cork jacket**, **buoyancy aid** or **flotation suit**) is a piece of equipment designed to assist a wearer to keep afloat in copious quantities of booze. The lifejacket may be either conscious or unconscious dependant on the sheer quantity of mojito ingested. Lifejackets often comprise (entirely or in part) of alcohol since alcohol is definitely lighter than water.

PFDs are available in different sizes to accommodate variations in body weight. Designs differ depending on wearing convenience and level of protection.

It is often said that a lifejacket is born beer-in-mouth. This is more than just a myth.
Romy Viviani

Romy is the single coolest person you will ever meet in your life. She is the very epitome laid back. Just accept that you will never be as good as Romy at anything you do.

She is the Queen of Hedgehogs.

A Dark Horse indeed, this one.

This girl is beautiful. she is the coolest piefce of crap ive ever me

she has got better style yham you

she is better thamn you

imm sorry

bbye xxxxx

Ask her about:

-Social Constructs

-The Definition of Love (Apparently it is a social construct)

-Beneath the surface (A directed content analysis of the cultural politics of the surfing subculture)

-Vodka
Vice President

The one who's *really* in charge. The organisation of BUCS is down to this elusive emu!

**Current and Former Vice Presidents**

2017/2018 Mikey Eccleston

2016/2017 Romy Viviani

2015/2016 Corkscrew

2014/2015 Mikey Hobson

 2013/2014 Julian Regan

 2012/2013 Alex Lowden

 2011/2012 Harry Boys

2010/2011 Kit Powe

2009/2010 Josh Roche

2008/2009 :(
Lineage of Dain

## Cartography Report

An ancient king, Dain Frost, youngest of his line, had been sheltered among the poor of the city to protect his family name when a coup was attempted. He grew up among the poor, learning to beg and steal, watched in secret by a member of the King's Guard who swore to go into poverty alongside him to protect him. Upon returning and overthrowing the stewardship of the last 20 years, he founded the Lineage, and appointed many of his advisors to this order, to allow unfortunate mothers to leave their children to be groomed to be royalty some day. Immediately after its founding, the order was flooded with children, many of whom were abandoned in the hopes that they would receive better care in this house. Over the years, the orphans became advisors to the Kings, as the lineage never failed for hundreds of years. The 'Lineage' eventually came to be known as the 'Lineage of Dain'.
Zig, Zag, Zog, ZESSION!

An unsurprisingly confusing game invented by Julian Regan on Summer Tour 2016. Some say it redeemed him for the frankly awful game of Round3.

Played by any number of people sat in two lines facing each other (i.e. at a table), it is initiated by banging rhythmically on the surface in front of you whilst changing 'zig, zag, zog, ZESSION!' Upon 'zession' being called, all those in attendance must have a hearty glug of their beverage. Then, the initiator will say either 'zig' (passing to the person opposite and one to the left of them), or 'zag' (passing to the person opposite and one to the right of them). The person passed to will then say the opposite of what is said (so zig becomes zag, or zag becomes zig and so on). 'Zog' can be said at any time and the game thus reverses direction, the person then passed to must say the opposite of what is said before.

At any time, ZESSION! can be declared, and everyone must drink. The game then starts over.

Anyone who screws up must drink, obviously, as that is the nature of a drinking game.
Matt Borghi

## Mattfish

Matt surfing off Anchor Point, Morocco

The leanest and most hydrodynamic member of Warwick Surf.

The "Mattfish" lives and breathes adventure and is usually found in underwater habitats or on terrifying mountain summits. However, on the rare occasion that he puts his ice axes away and ventures down to sea level, he is one hell of a surfer and has some epic cover photos to prove it.

Many believe he is the reincarnation of legendary surfer and former club President Sam Mason, earning him the nickname "Mini-Mason" amongst The Old Boys. For unknown reasons, at the time of writing he is the top Google image result for "planar structures and mechanisms."

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My First Shandy

**Shandy** is beer mixed with a soft drink, such as carbonated lemonade, ginger beer, ginger ale, apple juice, or orange juice. The proportions of the two ingredients are adjusted to taste, usually half-and-half. Non-alcoholic shandies are known as "rock shandies". Shandies are more popular in western Europe than other parts of the world.

In some jurisdictions, the large alcohol content of shandies makes them exempt from laws governing the sale of alcoholic beverages. Some Shandy's can cause outrageous reactions, known as the "My First Shandy Experience".
Gurt Rahil

## Kurt "Gurt" Rahir

Time moves fast for Gurt since he is not part of the EU. Here he is with his young partner in crime, Tankins

### Remarkable Trait

Is one with the machines, defeated Skynet singlehandedly

In a previous pre-surf life, he was once named Kurt Rahir by his fellow natives. It is unknown exactly where Bex found him, some say West Europe, but his dialect points to a more African Region. After acceptance into his new tribe here at Warwick, he was REBORN as a new, gender dimentionless figure: Gurt Rahil.

During his meditation period, he can be heard from over 3 miles, wailing "REEEEEEEEAAALLLLYYY".

Gurt has become so fundamental to surf, technologically advancing the club into a new age of video editing and "hacking for shits n gigs".

Gurt can't swim.

.
Brianny Anter

The first surfie ever to be born on a tour little Brianny took to life like a mollusc takes to Mikey Hobson's penis: steadfastly refusing to let go whilst also ensuring plenty of ballsack is on show. Conceived on BUCS 2013 on the minibus back by Anna Richardson, Brianny enjoyed many a social, even making a guest appearance at the infamous Snurf Skool Dayz Social (term 1, week 8, 2013). Unfortunately at a spontaneous social gathering at the Ivy (17 New Street: cracking house, ridiculous location) she annoyed Fi Bovis a little too much and she promptly had her third leg ripped off by the drunken maverick. She is however still functional and spends vast swathes of time 'hanging out' with Mikey, getting on all sorts of adventures.
Kate Mant

Kate

(n) A girl's name for the coolest person you will ever meet.

1. I wish i was Kate.

2. Kate is great.

Mant

(n) A rant or monologue that begins with the word or exclamation 'Man.'

(v) To go on a mant.

Person 1: "Man, I hate it when you're eating a creamsicle and you're trying to eat all the popsicle bits first so that you can enjoy the cream just by itself, but the cream ends up thawing in the process and sliding down the stick, thus getting all over your fingers."

Person 2: "Woah, chill. No need to mant about it."

FACT: Kate Mant was the first ever female.

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God of Gaming

The walking disaster, God of Gaming is a high functioning autistic manchild . He is actually shorter than Kevin Hart. At 19 years old. Loves to talk about how he beats his meat. Likely feels no shame. Also epileptic so be careful.

He's claims to be a god of rapping, gaming, as well as wooing women among other talents.

### Links and Information

Youtube Channel hosting quality raps and playthroughs

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfNHm4Jl8gnoZoc-Ovi0XXA

Instagram Hosting quality memes

https://www.instagram.com/thesao\_kid/

Twitch Hosting live streams and more quality content

https://go.twitch.tv/Godofgaming115

YouNow for more and more quality content.

https://www.younow.com/godofgaming

XBOX: Negro WZRD

PSN: The\_SAOKid

GoG returned in early 2018 to apologize and say that he misses the Swamp. He was banned again promptly after. Sometimes can be a fuck head but is nice once you get to know him a bit.
Fiona Jackson

Stuck in the Mud?

The delectably fantastic Ms Fiona Jackson.

She is probably writing the fantastic emails that will be sent out this year or updating one of many social media accounts. If these do not apply to her current situation she is probably crying in a corner about the fact her partner in crime, Harvest Hamez France-fish, eventually, after 17 years of undergraduate university education, graduated last year.

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The Initiator

Alex Jones (not to be confused with Alex Hamilton-Jones)...

AKA

The Initiator

The Invigilator

The Instigator

The Investigator

The Implicator

The Indicator

The Imprecator

The Inclinator

The Imitator

The Immigrator

The Incubator

The Integrator

The Impregnator

The Incinerator

The Incriminator

The Inebriator

The Infiltrator

The Innovator

The Interceptor

The Ingratiator

My Maaaaaan

The nickname originated from the game 'flip cup' at Alex Lowden's house. Due to an odd number of players being present it was not possible to have 2 even teams, not wanting to disrupt the balance of a finely poised game of flip cup, The Initiator (not known as The Initiator at this point) took on the role of the initiator and in doing so became known forever more as The Initiator.

The initiator also holds a world record in weightlifting for having the highest lift:weight ratio in his category. Ludicrous.
Elendyl

## Cartography Report

Elendyl was the first Fruit born of the Tree Hrolgar, who carved the mountains and rivers, and gave life to the Mother Child. At the end of the Mythic Ages, Elendyl departed from the world, retreating to the sky where he cast his light down upon the races he had created. Elendyl translates to 'First Light' in the Old Tongue.
Sadie Hallet

**Sadie Hallette** (French: **La Schtroumpfette**) is the main protagonist from the comic strip the Smurfs. She was created by evil wizard Gargamel, the Smurfs' enemy, in order to spy on them and sow jealousy. However, she decides that she wants to be a real Smurf and Papa Smurf casts a spell that changes her hair from black to blonde as a sign of her transformation.
Homeworld Salient

## Paroles

```
Aucun mot prononcé

Négligente et froide

Comme des cicatrices de cryoshock qui brillent et luisent

Des servos inspectent et se préparent à disséquer

Une nouvelle forme d'humain

Un nouvel architecte

Nous voyagerons de l'avant

Par douleur et tortures infinies

Comme on dit

"Les ténèbres et la haine guideront notre voie."

Le silence est brisé

Quand ce qui reste du sang

Déferle et crache

Des poumons de Enyo

Il coule par flots

De la langue de l'esclavagiste

Puis marque sur leurs fronts

"Obéissez et partez."

Face à face avec Alithea

Son étoile jumelle

Le but de la ramener à la vie

Oublié par des yeux sans vie

Nous voyagerons de l'avant

Par douleur et tortures infinies

Comme on dit

"Les ténèbres et la haine guideront notre voie."

Le silence est brisé

Quand ce qui reste du sang

Déferle et crache

Des poumons de Enyo

Il coule par flots

De la langue de l'esclavagiste

Puis marque sur leurs fronts

"Obéissez et partez."

Dans quelques instants

Nous contemplerons un atterrissage

Des titans s'écrasant à travers les hauts nuages

Ils laissent des trainées de feu

Ce nouveau monde nous apportera la vie

Je peux les entendre chanter

Je peux les sentir respirer

Défendant ce qu'on appelle la vie

Cet empire final se répandra comme du feu liquide

Dans quelques instants

Nous prendrons une terre sacrée

L'action face à face avec le destin

Avec des trainées de feu

Défendant ce qu'on appelle la vie

Cet empire final

Ce nouveau monde doit nous apporter la vie

```
The Surf Board

During the 2016 AGM, Josh Cohen proposed that an amendment be made to the Surf 'Constitution' that the 'Exec' be renamed the 'Surf Board' to affirm the fact that we are a Surf Club and therefore extremely different to any other club. After much howling and mirth, the amendment was voted on, and was adopted by a landslide.

Josh Cohen's exceptional wit and comic ability is celebrated to this day.
Snurf Sports

**SNURF FOOTBALL**

Snurf Sports involves a team in the intramural football league in terms 1 and 2.

**SNURF SUMMER SPORTS**

In term 3, Snurf Summer Sports takes place which sees Surf & Snow members taking part in the intramural Rugby 7's, Cricket, Rounders, and various other tournaments.

**SNURF CAPTAINS OF THE PAST**

Every year, a member of snurf is chosen as Snurf captain.

2014/15 - Tom Colclough & Dan Harrison-Croft (the THC combination)

2013/14 - Rhys Thomas & Conor Devine

2012/13 - Lewis Fowler

2011/12 - Tom Ripley
Summer Tour

Organised by the Foreign Tour Secretary , Warwick Surf go wreak havoc on another European country for a week whilst staying in tents. Previous locations have included Mimizan (France), Sagres (Portugal), Zarautz (Spain) and Ericeria (Portugal). More surfing is done than in other tours, there are often multiple bbqs, everyone eats the same thing that is cheap and from the closest supermarket and it is generally quite hot.

This year, our Foreign Tour Secretary will be taking Warwick Surf to MOLIETS.
Surf Grid

The Surf Grid was a term coined for a student letting in which numerous Warwick Surfians live, particularly a large concentration of exec.

During the year of 2014, this could be considered the residence of Harvey Francis, Julian Regan, Verity Armstrong, Tom Markwick and sophie.

Related Articles: The Surf Embassy
Ollie Corfield

"I wait for no service station"

Is a phrase that may have gone through Oil Cornfield's head that fateful day. Historians often suggest that 1/3 of a mile is "really not that far to travel in a minubus on the motorway" or that "I know three year olds with more control over their bowels".

A definitive answer as to why this fourth year engineer felt that he had to do the things he did has yet to be found and probably never will. I suppose that's just the way the corfield crumbles.
James Ogilvy

The Pale Orc, James the Rower and The Over-Sized Oaf are but
a few of the Nicknames James has accumulated in his time at Warwick Surf.

Since his tragic demise at Warwick Rowing, essentially
leading to the murder of his character and the loss of any respect he had, James joined Warwick Surf with the infamous wave (yew) of “The Rowers”.

Living on the Isle of Man, James without a doubt lives in the most boring, isolated location in the British Isles. His personality reflects this.

Rumour has it, James has never stood up on a surf board.
Go Back to Joey's Server

When someone says to go back to Joey's server it's a jab/implication that your meme/personality doesn't meld well with Swamp culture and trends. The basic rule to follow is "If you can find it posted by your friends on Facebook, don't bring it to the swamp."

Joey's server is stereo-typically rather casual and accepting of such things and topics so when someone tells you to go back (Even if you've never been before) they are telling you to leave the Swamp server and seek out Joey's. Or elsewhere. Swamp residents don't care where.
Tom Underwood

Warwick Surf's favourite rugby loving Northern grammar school boy.

Merchandise 2016/2017 aka Patagonia campus brand ambassador.

Tags along with Warwick Surf but his heart lies with his alma mater; The University of Nottingham.

Likes plaid shirts a lot. See also Matt Borghi, Jack Thornton.

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Penne

## Some attributes

### Third

Degree: 3rd year film studies

Ben Meads. This noodle is on a year abroad in Australia..

Producer of the greatest Handpick and Hoon video in Warwick Surf history.

Saving the world one veggie burger at a time.

Has an epic website: https://www.littlemicrocosms.com/

More information: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penne

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Tom Hankins

Tankins promoting his Smurf Tour to Moliets

### Remarkable Trait

Slowest drinker at warwick surf, he is renowned for reaching his peak 12 hours after the session on summer tour 2017, forcing him to spend his whole day BEFORE handovers playing chunder dragon facing the sea

Thomas "The Tank" Tankins carries his water in one or more on-board water tanks, instead of a more traditional tender. He also has a bunker (or oil tank) to hold fuel. His tanks are mounted either side of the boiler. He originated about 1840 and quickly became popular for industrial tasks, and later for shunting and shorter distance main line duties. He has advantages and disadvantages compared to traditional tender locomotives.

Though considered a valued member of surf during his first year, Tankins recently underwent a drastic change. Tragically, his vocabulary slowly receded to two words, which he will spew at anyone who'll listen: "Smurf Tour". This is because he somehow convinced a room full of people to let him organize a group trip to another country, which is a terrifying prospect, though most people seem unaware of his horrendous geography skills. Ask him where Prague is.
Annual Updates

**Pages Requiring Updates Annually**

Warwick Surf - Trivia/History needs updating/checking if correct.

People - Requires new exec updating and new members included.

Summer Tour - Requires location update and maybe a picture.

President

Vice President

Treasurer

Media and Communications

Social Secretary

Charities & Events

Merchandise

Foreign Tour Secretary

Training & Equipment
Mikey Eccleston

Mikey is undeterred by the landlocked nature of our university.

Vice President and former Social Secretary.

His Worship Lord Eccy, Grand High Master of the Man Bun, Keeper of the Vintage Sportswear, High Chancellor to the Wavy Garms. Rumour has it that he has already lost the Game of Life.

Born in the wildest depths of the North, Mikey grew up battling the likes of Jon Snow and Amir Khan.

TLDW(rite); He's from the North, he's alright at surfing, he went to St Andrews (he's defo mentioned it), it took him about 4 minutes of last year to get comfy with the then Pres, he likes vintage clothes and top knots and he's pretty cool.

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Sam Mason

President 2012/2013

Equipment and Merchandise 2011/2012

Sam is a legit amazing surfer, something which can be hard to come by in Warwick Surf. It will always remain a mystery why he moved from Jersey to the most landlocked university in the country but, as he is possibly the nicest guy in the club, we will be forever pleased that he did. The overriding winner of the keenest member award, Sam is first in and last out of the water and is always talking about clean waves, whatever that means. During the rare moments when he is not surfing, you will most probably find him techno punching, doing Bar Surf naked/sober, or lunging.

This gent is also capable of rivalling Prawn on the shirt front, revealing many a gem at every possible occasion, our personal favourite being the American Dream (not to be confused with a certain great sandwich discovered in Mimizan 2012.), which, when coupled with a certain sailor hat and pineapple sunnies, has been known to make every lady weak at the knees.

Ask him about:

Surfing - he is the most qualified to give you a real answer

That phenomenal haircut

His outrageous wardrobe
The Phone Isabell

**Origins**

For many years Isabell sat in Rhys Thomas's attic, just waiting. Silently wich and hoping that she would once again become part of something big. That fateful day came some time just before the start of 2014, when Rhys decided that he wanted to be able to pass someone a phone and say "Hold the Phone" every time something outrageous was said. This began on new years eve and since then, Isabell has not missed a single social.

**Ilfracombe**

*"Whoever gave Mikey Hobson control over Isabell was gravely mistaken" - Alexander Graham Bell*

 All inanimate Warwick Surf friends have their time and, perhaps, this was Isabell's. When Obama calls you and just hangs up mid sentence, you get angry - that's understandable. If only Barrack had not called Isabell. If only it had been any other phone, this tragedy could have been averted.

Today, Isabell remains a shell of the telephone she once was. Appearances since that fateful tour have been minimal and we can only hope that in time she makes a full recovery.
Jemma Macgregor

Here she can be seen with the bane of her life

Gemma "Gemz" McGragor is the illegitimate love child of Jedi Master Ewan McGregor and Leprechaun Connor McGregor .

Her first domestic tour will forever be remembered (by everyone but her) as the time she took the minibus to hell, getting her bucket of vomit poured out the front window, to be blown back into 15 peoples faces through the back one, causing a chain reaction of chunder. She then came back to earth for a quick spoons breakfast, and decided she'd rather drown herself in liquor than the storming sea, wholeheartedly believing that if she was going down, so was the spoons bathroom.
Tom Moon

2016/2017 President

 2015/2016 Media & Communications

Commonly know as the Tamara Moon, this particular creature can be found most profusely vibrating in the bathroom. If you encounter a wild Tamara, call 999 and ask for an ambulance.

Sorry.

Sorry.

No really, sorry.

Apologies.

I'm so sorry.

Sorry.

No, no, no, it's my fault, sorry.

I am so so sorry.

Sorry that happened.

I'm really sorry.

No, no sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry-o's are tasty.

Sorry

Red sorry, yellow sorry.

Sorry

Sorry.

SORRY.

....but have you seen Bex?
Swamp Stats

With slow and careful judgement a group of swampers come together as a council to accurately create a stat sheet that represents a character of the Swamp. This process is also referred to as Balancing. These are the sheets on record. And remember. Unless it has the stamp of approval, chances are it's a forgery. Be careful.

***Patch 6***

Mechro Ape

Atomsk

Sosa

Loney

Geniose

Phoenix

Cody

***Patch 7***

Atomsk

Chip

Cody

Dio

Geniose

Jalen

JSteel

Loney

Mad

Phoenix

Rojo

Smurf

Sosa

Timpson

Thom

Wang

Xayne

Xenon
Old Boys

Some say that the old boys are those, who having entered the world of work, realise that their life is incomplete without a bit of Warwick Surf.

Others say that Warwick Surf is nothing but a training ground for the Warwick Surf old boys, which was confirmed on BUCS tour 2012 when more Old Boys turned up than actual Warwick Surfers.
Sosa

Sosa (also know as clap\_4\_sosa) is an original member of The Swamp. He is a loud mouth Hispanic who was one of

## Physical description

### Eye color

*Unknown*

the original shit posters of The Swamp.

## History

### Pre-Swamp Era

Not much is known about Sosa during the Pre-Swamp era other than him being a top tier shit poster.

### Swamp Era

During the beginning of the Swamp Era, Sosa was one of the active members known for being an amazing shit poster and memer. He would post various things such as images ranging from gore to anime girls. He would often post messages that would include deep thinking questions to straight up outlandish shit. Although his shit posting has calmed down, he still regarded as one of the best memers in The Swamp.

## Roles in The Swamp

###
Domestic Tours

**BUCS**

Every year the British University Surf Championships (I know that spells 'BUSC' but it's called 'BUCS', promise!) are held at Feestral, Newquay and Warwick Surf heads down there to show other universities just how it's done (minus the showing up). 'It' in this sense is how to have fun and not really how to progress far in a surf competition although we have been known to have a representative in the quarter finals. This tour is a four day tour from Thursday to Sunday and is the most popular domestic tour of the year attracting as many, if not more, Old Boys as Warwick Surfians. Usually taking place on the weekend of week 2 or 3 in term 1, this is not to be missed!

**Newquay II**

Very similar to BUCS, except colder, without a competition, far fewer Old Boys and it's a day shorter.

**Mystery Tour**

So little is known about this tour's destination that even the minibi drivers aren't told where the tour is and they have been known to end up at completely different ends of the country. Obviously not true however the destination of this tour is kept secret until arrival, the only thing known is that it will involve sea, spooning and copious amounts of fun!

**Ilfracombe Tour**

The name says it all really! Warwick Surf descend upon the quaint (Ten Euros) town of Ilfracombe to have potentially the most outrageous out of all the domestic tours! The hostel is a don't-give-a-shit kind of place and so Ilfracombe Tour is home to the (in)famous kitchen rave where everyone raves. In the kitchen. Fairly self-explanatory but needs to be experienced. With one of the nicest beaches in the UK near it and a whole host of coasteering opportunities, Ilfracombe Tour is a sick weekend!

**Camping Tour**

The only other 4 day domestic tour, Camping Tour occurs in term 3, hopefully after everyone's exams are finished where the obviously really sunny British weather enables Warwick Surf to spend a tour getting back to nature and camping on the coast. Spooning, sunsets and surfing aplenty this is one of the more chilled tours (so chilled even fines doesn't happen!) with fires on the beach and clifftop walks high on the menu of 'things-that-happen'.

**Leamingtour**

When snow strikes and makes it impossible for Warwick Surf to make it to the coast for one of their tours there is only one thing to do: drown your sorrows in seemingly bottomless jugs of eliminator in Leamington's classiest of establishments: Kelseys. First originating in 2012 when snow caused the whole country to shut down, Ilfracombe Tour was cancelled and so everyone went to Leamington for tour instead! Raucous behaviour ensued and the cost of tour was spent by most people over the bar, ensuring outrageous fun was had and everyone still kind of went on tour!
Ali Wood

Fun Sponge redirects here.

Ali wood was a vital member of the club during his time at the university acting as Treasurer in 2012/2013 and Foreign Tour Secretary the year before. Ali Wood does not surf on surf tour; the only salt water that touches his body are his own tears. Ali "Cry Baby" Wood holds a 100% track record on Ilfracombe tours and were it not for Christmas Tour starting in 2012 upon which actual real surfing took place, would have bagged himself the elusive Golden Year.

Sometimes referred to as Olaf due to his resemblance to the fictional character Count Olaf.
Verity Armstrong

Verity being sweet Communications 2013/2014

Verity being... err... I don't even know what she's doing here Equipment and Merchandise 2012/2013

Verity in her previous life...

Overly Keen and overly Irish. An absolute delight of a human being and fantastically sweet with alcohol (she once Irish danced into a mirror for a solid ten minutes, it was incredible). Always keen to get into the water and surf her heart out, then get out of the water and drink her liver out! An avid Lord of the Rings fan, this girl will vehemently correct any kind of mistake made about the best trilogy ever written and even spent an hour or so building a sandcastle Minas Tirith on Summer Tour 2013! (although most of the credit has to go to Ben Bostock for this wonderful feat of engineering)

 Number of Tours Attended
 Surfing Ability (Percentage of Mason)
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 Random Lord of the Rings facts known
Swamping It Up

## The Term

For those who do not know (How the fuck you don't is a mystery), the term "Swamping It Up" is strictly defined as:

A moment in which the power of The Swamp (Capital T, Capital S) manifests itself in all swamp residents and is then released in the posting of the most disgusting, morally questionable, dry-heave inducing material that can only be found in the cesspool-like recesses of the internet. No real-life kids though, we're not trying to get Chris Hansen on us.
Yes

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Yes

Most common usage: Verb

1. The consumption of one's Fun

Example - (Surfie 1, pointing at another Surfie with each repetition) : Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

* (Surfie 2, in response to Surfie 1) : YYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!

[Stage Direction] - Surfie 2 continues to consume his/her fun to the best of their ability
2. The expression of one's joy at another's performance of fun consumption or levels of Banter/Unay

Example - (Surfie 1) : Yes

* (Surfie 2) : Yes

(Surfie 3) : Banter
3. Jenna Jameson

Example - (Jenna Jameson) : Yes. Yes. Like that. Right there. Keep going. Yes. Yes. YES.

* [Stage Direction] - End.

Uncommon usage #1: Adjective

A very impressive thing.

Example 1 - (Surfie 1) : Those waves are looking more yes than they were yesterday, could be a good day lads!

Example 2 - (Surfie 1) : Wow, look at her; she is incredibly yes today.

* (Surfie 2) : You're right there, I'd yes her any day! (NB - Surfie 2 uses the 'Jenna Jameson' form of Yes)

Uncommon usage #2 : Ad-unay

One cannot achieve sufficient levels of U N A Y without it

Example - (Surfie 1) : Boy Surfie 2, I am feeling awfully down today...

* (Surfie 2) : You saw your parents yesterday didn't you? Your yes levels are probably low.

(Surfie 1) : You're right, I'll go top them up now. That'll make me feel better.
For more information if the term 'Yes' is still unclear, please consult our 'Yes' experts Dr. Alan Browne Phfun or Mr. Mikey Hobson MBanter
Ben Bostock

A little known fact about Ben Bostock, or more widely known as Benny B, is that he didn't actually do his undergraduate at Warwick. Yes, you may have seen him swinging his top above his head in the Copper Rooms, and yes, you may have noticed that he has graced is with his presence on many a tour; however, we have only really had the pleasure of Benny B this year when he decided to take on a masters in the name of Warwick Surf!

This lovely chap is the youngest offspring of a certain phenomenal Mr & Mrs Bostock who have produced AT LEAST two better than average sons; there are even vicious rumours circulating that they managed to achieve the infamous Gaddafi of children with the existence of a superior older brother!

The sad twist in this tale is that Benny B will be taking a short break from his dedication to Warwick Surf to become a more sophisticated gent in Singapore. However, we are more than aware that he will most likely gamble Bar Surf and be trouing down once more in the very near future.

Benny B has a sick beard yet there are Rumours \* that he would look like a 12 year old child if this magnificent beard was ever shaved off. Luckily this rumour can never be corroborated as the beard resists any attempts at a shave.

Ask him about:

His addiction to Touche

How to grow a fantastic beard

\*Buckingham, L., Fleetwood, M., McVie, C., McVie, J., Nicks, S., 1977, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvVznAb9-Ss Wally Heider Recording, Hollywood CA; Davlen Recording Studio, North Hollywood CA; Criteria Studios, Miami FL
Magia de Tierra: Acha de Aldebaran

**Acha de Aldebaran** es un hechizo de la Magia de Tierra utilizado por Tauro y Mory Heartsoul.

## Descripcion

El usuario, mientras sostiene un hacha, salta en el aire y la hace girar. Posteriormente golpea el suelo con dicha arma, generando una onda de choque al entrar en contacto, que se mueve en una línea recta hacia el objetivo, haciendo dividir la tierra en dos, expulsando varias rocas de gran tamaño. Combinado con la arena de Escorpio, logran un ataque combinado.
Trippy Toilet

A transendental experience, achieved by covering the sensor in a self-cleaning toilet with twenty members of surf and closing the door with the motion sensor covered (causing it to become pitch black and begin cleaning itself by spraying water everywhere) whilst blasting Sandstorm and setting off strobe lights.

Ask Scott Alexander for further information.
Copying Spells

• Attempting to copy a spell of higher level than you can cast results
in a fumble chance double that of trying to read a scroll of the same
level being permanently written into the spell in the spell book. This
means that every time it is memorized from this flawed version, it has
that chance of being fumbled, without the caster realizing they’ve
misread it. Subsequent reading can drop this 5% per casting, but never
to more than half (normal chances for casting a spell from a scroll
spell higher than normal).

• The process for writing a spell into a spell book involves read magic
of the correct duration, or one full hour per spell level to understand
the spell. The quill must be from a creature of magical nature. The ink
must be made of rare materials specified elsewhere at 100 gp per vial.
One vial is suffient for one spell level. If the spell is not
understood, a write spell may be used. The copier must draw a magic
circle around themselves. They may copy spells at a rate of of one hour
per spell level. If they leave their work for any reason, the process
must be started anew for any partially written spell.

• Chance to know each listed spell is used to determine if the spell can
 be learned, if a different write-up of the spell can be used if found
later, and for identification of spell effects or casting after a full
round of concentration.
Lewis Fowler

Joining Warwick Surf in the 2009 academic year, it wasn't until 2011 that Fowler (as he is commonly known) became an integral part of the Surf community. Having been on just one tour in his first and second years, both to the brilliant town of Ilfracombe (you can find him in Whispers for about 80% of an Ilfracombe tour), it wasn't until his third year that his attendance at Surf events really ramped up.

His participation in Surf culminated in him being passed down the title of Snurf Captain for the year 2012/13. Snurf (Snow and Surf), struggled under Fowler's captaincy in football (mainly because no one turned up), however they prospered in both Rounders and Cricket, winning games and even making a semi-final appearance in the Cricket. There are even Rumours (great album) that the England Ashes squad warmed up with a game against the Snurf squad in June.

The nickname of 'Prowler' was fondly appended by Prawno on no basis other than it sounding similar to his surname, it stuck throughout the 2011/12 academic year but tailed off in his fourth year with many users of the nickname graduating. Not one to be without a nickname, his new flatmates quickly assigned him a new one: Lewis 'No Morals' Fowler. He flatly denies doing anything worthy of the name and insist he is an upstanding moral being, but as a good sport he wears the name like a badge of honour.

Self-proclaimed "Absolute top guy." Possibly the owner of the worst chat in Warwick Surf, he even has his own spot on prime time radio called "Lewis Fowlers Power Hour" where you can hear him tell Buzz Lightyear that YOFO (you only fly once).
Stevie Barrett

Stevie having a chill one at the Crackden (re-enactment)

Stevie Barrett, is a renowned chemist famous for his success in synthesizing the HO2N2- compound, also known as the HOON molecule. Though his groundbreaking discovery made waves in the scientific community, an accident during one of his experiments trying to discover the properties of the miraculous hydroxyle-less alcohol profoundly changed his anatomy and metabolism, leaving him stronger than ever. His neuro-transmitters now fire at 97% the speed of light, producing a never-ending stream of humorous comments, at a rate which no human mouth could pronounce correctly. Sadly, his frontal lobe was irreparibly damaged, which leaves no gurantee of quality-control. Other side effects include but are not limited to:

* An addiction to Hooch
* Decreased function of certain facial muscles

* Blogging

In warwick surf, he is known as the Rambunctious One, being T-Bar Tuesdays' biggest fan. After already completing chemistry before graduating, he is now also halfway to achieving his next life-goal: consuming infinite pints. His honesty is appreciated by all, as he will ask the questions that matter: "If you get up with the wrong foot, is it a flip-flop or flop-flip?"
Your Demise

-IamYourDemise

-Half Dead

-Dead

-I know nothing

So.... This is Your Demise here and you will die very soon, :]

You best be careful when around me. don't say no dumb shit either it will be logged :]]

And that nigga phee phee is da realist :}(not rlly)

shizzy is actually the realist

Also shout out to my dad loney
THE 100TH PAGE

**THIS IS THE 100TH PAGE CREATED FOR THE WIKI.**

100 written with the shift button held down on a windows computer looks like this: !))

100 written with the alt button held down on a mac looks like this: ¡ºº . Ooh, how alternative.

100 is the only three digit number where there are only two zeros following a one.

If you had 101 apples you would probably be an apple store owner or a chef as it would be unlikely you could eat them all before they turned rotten. Unless you really enjoyed eating apples, were batch making apple sauce, owned an orchard or had a large family of apple lovers. If you lost an apple down the gutter you would only have 100 apples.

If there were 99 bottles of beer on the wall and – instead of one falling off – you added another bottle, you'd have 100 bottles of beer on top of the wall. Why you'd have so many bottles of beer precariously balanced atop of a wall is beyond me, though. Weirdo.
Swamp Arcs

### Loney Saga

put some shit about when Shizzy started to not give a fuck and posting gore became a norm. also Loney was basically the ruler of the swamp

### Fall of Loney

Where Loney left the swamp for like a week, Cretans created etc

### The 2nd Cumming

Loney returns, Open Season in danger, etc

### The GoG Saga

Probably one of the worst sagas to date. Equated to the Shinobi War Arc of Naruto Shippuden. Shitty, too long, and no one wants to talk about it. Ended with a tragedy that the Swamp has vowed not to speak of nor post since that day. But no one is sure if that vow was real or not.
Julian Regan

Julian enjoys spending quality time with his parents whom he loves very dearly.

Julian understands the importance of exercise and a healthy diet, and likes to get his 5-a-day with lots of fruit and vegetables.

Julian understands that concentrating in lectures is vital. Consequently he can often be found keeping to a regular bedtime, ensuring that he is on top-form to attend his 9ams.

Julian has converted his bedroom into a space of cleanliness and study, an office if you like.

Julian gives fucks cares about everything all the time.

He just really needs to shut the fuck up. What an absolute foghorn.

Co-creator of the worst game in Warwick Surf history: Round3. Redeemed himself by creating Zig, Zag, Zog, ZESSION! which is ever so slightly better.

 Pint speed (% Robbie)
 Mess level (% Julian)
 Environmentalism (% Penne)
 Degree "realness" (% maths)
THE LAB

Myth only spoken of by an L. The Lab is a mythical place brought up by a simple being. This being cannot prove this place exist so he tries to go to it and bring back proof of its existence. The simple being is kinda like mr. crocker about the place he so infatuated with it he can neither sleep or eat. If you know the truth. Then keep the truth to your self. Motto (Dead men tell no tales.) >.> | <.<
Mali

Plexus (Pre-Swamp era)

**Mali** is an original member of The Swamp dating back to when it was called $oda Stream.

## Pre-Swamp Era

Back in the days of $oda Stream Mali (at the time known as Plexus) mostly lurked, every once and a while jumping into the conversations and logging funny things in chat.

## Swamp Era

Mali witnessed the change from $oda Stream to the Almighty Wave. Mali became inactive in The Swamp in March 2016 looking in on the happenings every once and a while but not talking. He returned to The Swamp in late July of 2016 the same as before but slightly more social.

## Personality

Mali is a laidback individual who is often sarcastic. Mali likes to joke with friends, collect memes, play games and skateboard. He is often quiet around new people at first and quickly becomes more social around them. In group chats he is usually lurking logging sus things people say.

## Role In The Swamp

Mali has no power in The Swamp, he is just there trying to have fun and occasionally troll people.
30Dices

### Relatives

Angel (bro) Red (bro) Huh/Roach (cousin) Kheaven (cousin) Heartoflion (son) DDance (son) rest Died awhile back b

## Biographical information

### Date of death

When ever i feel or (the second one) which ever comes last

## Physical description

### Eye color

Brown

Its ya boi. Yung Simon hisself, THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE SUPER SIMPLE BEING. I am 30 aka Yvng kid clark aka Yvng Pep krustykrab pizza aka Gawd of Yovth aka Act Goofy aka Gawd of Steel aka SpogattiSupermeal aka yvng McGangbang aka Yvng smitty werbenjagermanjensen Swahilli the III aka 30seconds (XXXSeconds) aka Yvng Daddy poprock aka Baby kwan aka Jessy (cus i stay with my canon) . The yung one, Lamoer of knees. SKU UH HUUUUUUUUUUUH

## Beginning

I was in the swamp when the whole (lysha is a monster) thing was goin on and didnt show up heavy till after that ended.I joined the swamp as a full fledge member first day there i had day ones. These are the niggas i met (Wang, Loney, Mechro, Payton, JSteel, MikeSavage, Suicidesixx) i was soon known as the nigga with 300 kids. Quick events/recap Phoenix 1hr roast, Jcoke, Kevin aint shit, Swamp after hours, Gmod, Hex banned, Chance rapper. I now reside else where since the swamp is in marshall law.
Raging

Know by many names such as, RagingCoon, RagingLab, RagingScrotch, RagingRembers, and most currently, RagingStar, Raging is the lord of all peanuts. He is easily entertained and most times finds himself laughing at things that aren't funny. Being that he is the youngest member of the swamp, people ask how he got there or where he came from. However since he is the son of Leya and Redd, his ankle snatching ability is more than expected.Legend has it that if you say his name three times he will appear, however no one knows if this is true.
Balance of the Swamp

The Balance of the Swamp refers to the power of the mods and admins as well as who has the power. There have been many scares and power shifts of power in the Swamp, but one of the most controversial was the creation of the Admin Role aka the Swamp Mother and Son Role solidifying a hierarchy beyond modhood. Despite the complaining, no records exist of power being abused as a result of this new role. Power abuse stayed constant throughout it's creation.
Hex

## Swamp History

Hex was here for a minute back in feb 2016. Hex was later kicked by some bitch for having a disagreement with her. Back then there was no perma link, you just had to be in stream at the right time, so Hex wasn't back for a few months. Once He was back in the swamp he quickly grew in the swamp for his photo-shop skills despite everyone hating him at some point in time.

12/4/15 - 09/22/16 - might rise from the dead after 6 months like last time...

## Editing

Makes memes... just @ him or dm him for some memes

Don't Post a picture with legs and feet unless you want it to have timbs 1min later.

## Strugglin

This nigga is strugglin hard, and begs for shit he doesn't deserve.
Patch List

A Patch is the canon beginning of a new shift or event in Swamp Lore and History according to Swamp Scholars. With every patch Balancing takes place to update the official stats of Swamp Characters.

Patch 1 - Soda Stream

Patch 2 - Swamp Origins Arc

Patch 3 - Loney: King of the Swamp Arc

Patch 4 - Censorship Arc

Patch 5 - Jelly Arc

Patch 6 - GoG Arc

Patch 7 - Casualization Arc
The Etimasia

## Paroles

```
Équipes d'avant-garde, message entrant. Silence radio.
A toutes les équipes, mission mise à jour.
Le signal de la surface a été partiellement bloqué.
Les plans d'atterrisage ont été chargés.
Enyo mènera la première vague.
Souvenez vous de vos tâches et préparez vous à la descente.

Verouillage planétaire confirmé. Stabilisation. Attendez.

Descente initialisée. Déconnexion.
Contact.

Tous les atterissages devraient être finis,
mais les autres vaisseaux sont toujours déconnectés.

Quoi? Fais moi voir.
Convoyeur, on est à quelle distance?

ETA: 30 secondes.

Initiez une décon. Préparez vous. 30 secondes.

Vous avez déjà vu quelque chose comme ça?

Non.
Non, jamais.

Cepheon, connectez cette transmission.
Cepheon. Le signal est confirmé. C'est le Titan.
Escalation en phase deux. La transmission pourrait brouiller.
Envoyant notre dernière position connue maintenant.
Allumez les lumières.

```