Group E

Teyla, Drog Gar, Blackfinger "Steve", Uru,

**Session 1**

Blackfinger in bar

Turned into a 43 year old "old lady"

Modrons came through portal

The Heroes of Betara Showed up

"Looks like you could use a hand."

"It has been written."

"I'm sorry"

"Hand written sorry."

Battled modrons

Disabled the bomb

Blackfinger died

All players showed up at the Meles Yul

Exotic meats - Lizard Dog

Became friends!!!

Left for Vaunt Hill

Went through spooky makeout place

Found big hut

"Mouse lowered drawbridge."

Met the Archivist

Took them to skele man

Ripped off his arms

Tried to escape but Nymara blocked doorway

Asked for 5 gold each

Went to Bagthony Trashrich's home

Asked for spices, exotic meats, dagger, 25g

Went to Haunted Mansion

Drog Gar goes to Heln finally

Broke door down

Went down to elevator

Took violin

Opened all body drawers

Rugrats theme song did nothing but was great

Discovered body names, and then played tunes

Secret pipe organ door, and walked through

Uru turned into an octopus hat and sat on Teyla's head

Found Bethany with shadow creature and everything turned dark

Each saw homes

Someone called Steve blackfinger

**Session 2**

"I have two ankles"

"Now you have three"

Ankle appears through portal

"Let's get cooking!"

"I uh, prefer to work with vegetables."

Nymara licks tears off hers and Uru's face

Nymara can't chop

Slid around the ice

Stacked up to solve the ice "A slick solution!"

Entered chess puzzle - did some dances

Paige: "I don't know how to play chess!"

Uru onslaught

Nymera pulled a santa clause

Tamed inner horse spirit

Ankle used the boomstick against the nazi zombies

Uru rode Ru out of exploding stable

Dark room, saw statues of famous figures with Steve's face

Disabled traps

Talked with the skele guys in Steve's mind

Created an outhouse built for four

Use the light to create shadow door

Steve swore that he was not keeping little girls inside his mind

Exited the mind anus

Heard the Maestro Mortician's voice

**Session 3**

Found Bethany in the green circle

She tried to bite ankle's ankles and so did the ghost

"Skeleton Gas Man"

Brambles and burning

Got a steakosaurus

Drog Gar thought he found a clock

Went through scorpion maze, Uru turned into one

Steve learned a valuable lesson about keys high on the wall behind a well behind curtains surrounded by clue statues

Went into control room and tricked snake lady with important message

Steve disguised as scientist and saw Durok

Despite tricking him, insulted the powerful leader

Cut the hand off Pat the one handed soldier

Brought scientists and soldiers through to Mount Celestia

Met up with the Heroes of Betara

**Session 4**

Arrived through portal, took damage

Drog Gar faked damage

Entered Lunia Village

Met Cat Girl, had debate about gods tearing soul in half - "heard it from a friend of a friend"

Met with The Mystic, got friends stabilised

Met Yeet Man, and Nymaera tricked him into believing they were gods

Blaine requested the Lilly of the Valley but warned about B'Dooga

Went up to Mercuria, met Leodo

Cooked a great meal for him, Jackalope Ribeye with Rosemary Garlic Sauce - maybe Steve added some nightshade

Leodo suggested taking Bahamut's fortress

Attacked pseudodragons, made friends

Steve told pseudodragon he was his daddy

And Nymaera is mother of dragons now

Steve used one as a puppet

Bahamut appeared

Steve and Drog Gar surfed a shield down the landscape in slow motion with explosions

Taela and Uru made cool slow motion jumps

Bahamut killed Steve, grew back pinky

Steve looked into Chronius and died again

Steve became good

Bahumut took them to the temple

Met with the gods

Got the address to go home

Drog Gar wanted to know where to find the heart of all hearts "look into your own heart first, then give a sign"

Steve got laughed at by the baby "teletubby sun"

Took boat down to Celestial valley and saw B'Doogas

Returned to Lunia Village, gave flower to Blaine

Steve charmed Cat Girl, and she gave him the Lilly of the Valley

Steve casually threw away the flower after returning home, but, felt Blaine's glaring eyes

**Session 5 (Tabaxi Taxi)**

"Drog Gar think it might be the goodness in you starting to grow" - Drog-Gar

"I'm bad to the bone!" - Steve

"This does not make me any less of a man." - Ankle

"How about this sending stone it's one of a kind, in that I'm missing the other one!" - Steve

"Does anyone know how to do a ship?" - Nymarah

"Hmm. Orange meat. It will do." - Drog-Gar

"I could try some Tabaxi..." - Uru

Taela knew nothing about being on a ship - cartographer!

"Do it up here in the crows nest, though." - Ankle

"I can't find my lizard" -Ankle

Int Devouerer sinks like Stich by Uru's Vine Whip

Int Devourers attack

Steve set fire to sails

Drog Gar rages

Nymarah Spirit guardians

Steve jumps from crows nest to attack int dev

Ankle throws Honeydew at Apophis and yells "Honey don't"

Uru conjured animals, Octopi grappled archers

Bunned Meats

Everybody made friends with dragons!

Got Griffin Skylander

**Session 6 - Special Steve Episode**

Woke up in a detective agency

Illithid woman asks for help, reveals we are in a dream

Thought good thoughts of Steve in the memory bank to retrieve dark memory

"You know that thing where three halflings stand on each others' shoulders in a trenchcoat? Let's do that, but the opposite!"

Found Niqua Nazworthy

"You may be the muscle, but I'm the tussle!"

Yeet gets grappled by meathead

Taela heroically leaped over Niqua's dining table

Ankle threw down da fruit

Yeet finally RAGED (with love for yeeting, not actual anger)

Taela tricks the bad man by illusioning the orb on Niqua's table

Yeet man yeets himself above meathead's attack

"Eat this beet, Yeet!"

Nymarah showed up

Yeet dashes into "Voldemort"

Taela fireblastin' and frostin'

Found El Toro Rojo - Level Up!

Trast doing something silly in the corner

Yeet Man and Nymarah high five in the air out of awesomeness

Ashira beat the shit out the meathead

Yeet yeets Gooms

Taela asserts her dominance against Apophis with echoes

Nymarah's spirit guardians become friends with Yeet's ancestral guardians

ASHIRA BACKUP!!

"This year is 69% over"

"You know the problem with carbs is it always give me gas!"

Everyone had to insult "Steve, sometimes you can be a really difficult and mean man."

Nymarah asserts her dominance by looking at anyone who looks at her

Saved Steve from the spaghetti monster