Self-Drewfense Weapons

**Video:**
1:03:30

**Video:**
weapons.mp4

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## Episode Summary

Some leftists love guns and some think guns are dangerous. but there are so many weapons and types of combat to consider. What is war? how do I win a battle? Is there a weapon superior to arrow?

## Notable Events

* Josiah and Drew discussed how the guillo-tine isn't working and there's too many heads and how there's only one level to the guillo-tine, which is to cut off heads. They discussed further that a guillo-tine would admittedly work to cut off an arm but it would not work for circumcisions, like the one seen in *Robin Hood: Men in Tights*. Josiah and Drew concluded that, as a result, sometimes you want to just chain someone or lead somebody into your booby traps.
* Josiah and Drew watched videos about weapons, following up on some of the videos they watched in the previous episode, Episode 68: World Wide Chain. They watched the following videos:
	+ "In the Liberal Gun Club, these members support both the left and gun rights" about people who voted for Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders but support the Second Amendment.
	+ "Lars Andersen: Epic Archery" about the most amazing archery ever, is described in the Sanskrit epics of ancient India: Mahabharata.
	+ "Lars Andersen: Ultimate Zombie Apocalypse Archery." about how archery can apply to real life.
	+ "One of the Greatest VG Weapons: The Castlevania Whip" about how the Vampire Killer would be amazing and extremely effective if it worked the same way in real life as it does in the games.
	+ "Simple Homemade .22 Pipe Pistol" about weapon ASMR.
	+ "How to make a TRIP-WIRE ALARM" about how to make a booby trap.
	+ "We Drove our Homemade Tank to SCHOOL! Cops called... | Vintage Adventures" about a DIY tank made up plywood and zip ties and a go-kart. Josiah and Drew unironically discussed how ridiculous it is to thank your Patreon subscribers in a video.
	+ "WW1's LAST DAY Airsoft Battle" about a colorized footage documentary of November 10th, 1918, in World War 1. Drew revealed that on Remembrance Day (November 11), they would record a live episode at the Vintage Adventures Memorial.

## Notable Quotes

### Josiah

* "Have you ever seen the movie uh *Robin Hood: Men in Tights*? I believe there's a uh -- there's a guillo-tine in that that they use for circumcisions."
	+ Note: *Robin Hood: Men in Tights* came up in the previous episode, Episode 68: World Wide Chain. It was also revealed in that episode that Drew is circumcised.
* [In response to Drew talking about his booby traps] "Well, c-- I mean, we don't need to hear about your whole uh BDSM routine. Booby... is that like a tr-- a clamp that goes on it? A booby 'trap'? Like a -- some sort of suction cup?"
* "Are these gonna be nasty? That you're about to show me?"
* "All right, so let's get into understanding the leftist case for uh vi-- for killing uh people. It's called the 'left to bear arms'. Do you get it? Do you understand that? 'Left to bear arms' \*belch\*. Cause I don't."
* "Don't say 'tard'!"
* "Think of how many billionaires you could roast with a flamethrower."
* "This is a real question: who is the new Calgary mayor? I don't know. Is it Larry? Oh my God."
* "What's that? What's NRA?"
* "Well, that's what I'm trying to say. To strengthen the Leftist Gun Association, what if you had a Leftist Archery Association? Or Knife Association. You know, it doesn't have to -- you could balance it out with just different kinds of uh weapons!"
* [On the topic of Episode 68: World Wide Chain] "You know, in the time that's passed since that episode, I've been thinking about it a lot and it d-- I think I owe you an apology. It's one of your best ideas uh that you've ever had. Which is more a commentary on the cur-- the grading curve of your ideas than it is the quality of your idea, but um..."
* "This is every man's dream! Is to be inside of *Castlevania*."
* "This is bullshit."
* "Does that go on the nipple?"
* "I wanna know where they live."
* "I didn't know that war could be so peaceful and relaxing!"
* "I mean, obviously I don't want them to get hurt but it would just be so funny if they just got smashed by a semi-truck while crossing."
* "This is fucked up. I thought they respected the law."
* "They're gonna get some 'poon-tank'."
* "Christmas Day. The War of Christmas Day."
* "Throwing fireworks at your friends seems pretty cool."
* "It seems like war is very boring after a while. It's not as good as video games, for example."
* "This is really -- I think war is really c-- I'd like to join the war."
* "So when it was America versus the Germans, who was the leftist ones?"

### Drew

* "You done?"
* [On the topic of booby traps] "It's nothing to do with BDSM. No. I know y-- I kn-- no, they're not gonna be nasty! No! I know, you're c-- gonna tur-- try and turn this nasty. You're trying to make me look like a nasty pervert because of 'booby trap', it has -- because it has 'booby' -- 'boob' in it, because you're so immature, as soon as you hear 'boob', you think 'breasts'. That's not what I'm talking about."
* "Are you gonna start this fucking video or what?"
* "Maybe uh I should start my own Liberal Gun Club in Calgary."
* "So maybe there should -- yeah, I guess the Liberal Gun Club, they could become, like, the anti-NRA. And we need that! It's like how they say, 'You know, we need a strong Republican Party to have a strong Democrat party,' is something I've heard. We need a strong Liberal Gun Club to shoot NRA."
* [On the topic of the NRA] "They're right."
* [On the topic of the NRA] "No. They're wrong. They're right."
* "Yeah, I mean, this is, again -- we did an episode and we got into archery. Uh one of the better episodes, I think."
* [On the topic of Joe Biden being a Socialist President] "Well, Joe Biden is close to death. He's not gonna get anything done."
* "Is this making you horny?"
* "Enough. Enough with your naysaying."
* "We need to go on a Globe Hell road trip."
* "Well, sometimes you have to break unjust laws, Josiah."
* [In response to Josiah saying Drew must have found the video they watched because it says, 'No minors appear in this video'] "Shut the fuck up. Shut -- no! Just shut up! No! Just don't even say it! Just don't even say it! Just don't even talk about it! Don't talk about --"
* "War is hell."
* [On the topic of war] "I mean, video games are harder, technically."
* "That's the crazy thing about World War 1 is that everyone was leftist. So it's like why were they fighting?"

## Trivia

* This is the second Patreon episode with the word 'Self-' in the episode title, after Self Improvement Seminar 1: Style Smile Smoke and Shitblast.
* This episode has two notably different episode titles between its audio and video formats. The audio version is titled "Self Drewfense Weapons (audio)", while the video version is titled "Self-Drewfense Weapons".
	+ Note: The title used for this Globe Hell Warning Wiki page was chosen for its greater degree of clarity.