Kam's Boxer Shorts

JFL's officially-licensed (by Cartoon Network) remake of their Tighty Whities and Old Fart clip-on keychains with noise; each one plays several farting noises, each one followed by a delightfully humourous line from Kam Chin a.k.a. Kam the Klown, Super-Duper Tooter (voiced by Janice Kawaye.) They were sold from 2008-2010 at Speaktomecatalog (complete with MP3 files of all the audio clips), Lolo's Discount Warehouse, Baronbob, The Westley Store, Lulu's Liquidation Hut, Big Lots, Family Dollar, Kids' City, Toys R Us, Kmart, Target, Walmart, Dollar Tree, Dollar General, Dollarama, Party City and formerly KB (in the USA only from 2008-February of 2009) as well as Liquidation World, Canadian Tire, Party Packagers and Zellers (in Canada only.)

## Description from SpeakToMe Catalog

Introducing Kam's Boxer Shorts novelty keychains, a hilarious and unforgettable accessory for anybody! These keychains combine the art of scentless flatulence noises with the iconic vocals of Kam Chin from The Class of 3000, as voiced by Janice Hiromi-Kawaye. With every squeeze, Kam's Boxer Shorts keychain will let out a comically scentless farting noise, followed by a kooky phrase uttered by Kam Chin himself-the one and only! It's the very best conversation starter for brightening your day! Attach it to your zipper or anywhere else to add whimsical mirth; embrace the hilarity with Kam's Boxer Shorts novelty keychains! Ages 9 and up; 7-14 audioclips included.

## Noteable Stripes

As seen in "Mini Mentors," this novelty keychain makes farting noises and says a humourous Kamism after each one; it is horizontally striped in baby blue and pastel purple with black 8th notes on the butt cheeks.

### The Noises and Phrases

1. (Really wet fart) Oh, no-I airbrushed my boxers!
2. (Really squeaky fart) Got my cologne?
3. (Powerful fart) Ow, my butt!
4. (Really long fart) Sorry, a bouquet just wilted!
5. (SBD fart) Sorry about the bacterial butt bomb!
6. (Whoopie cushion fart) I'm sorry, everybody!
7. (Very quiet fart) Who, me?
8. (Really short fart) Hey, you farted!
9. (Squelchy fart) My seat's gotta be muted now!
10. (Really dry fart) That was crunk!
11. (Really squidgy fart) That wasn't me!
12. (Really nervous fart) Sorry, my butt needs tuning.
13. (Windy fart) That was a breezy one!
14. (Deadly fart) Better watch out for acid rain!

## Lavender Kisses

As seen in "The Cure," this novelty keychain makes farting noises and says a humourous Kamism after each one; it is pale purple with red smooches all over it. Just like its successor, "For The Love Of Singing," it was sold for Valentine's Day from 2008-2010.

### The Noises and Phrases

1. (Really quiet fart) What a delicate wind of love!
2. (Wet fart) Lavender tea, anyone?
3. (Big fart) Beware of turbulence!
4. (Tiny fart) Love really IS in the air!
5. (Squeaker fart) Yikes, rodent alert!
6. (Juicy fart) I'm just smooching around, spreading windy joy!
7. (Short fart) That was my butt kissing you!
8. (Dry fart) That's a charming breeze of love!
9. (Squidgy fart) That's sooo squishy!
10. (Really squelchy fart) Just giving you some windy kisses!
11. (Nervous fart) Love makes me sooo windy!
12. (Really powerful fart) I love you THAT much!
13. (Really windy fart) That's my powerful wind of love!
14. (Really deadly fart) That's my special gift!

## For the Love Of Singing

Just like Lavender Kisses, these were sold every Valentine's Day from 2008-2010; they are white boxers with red, pink and purple hearts on them; inside each red heart is a black 8th note, inside each pink heart is a green 8th note and inside every purple heart is an orange 8th note.

### The Noises and Phrases

1. (Corn on the cob fart) Home-grown by the one and only me!
2. (Corn dog fart) Fire in the hole!
3. (Creamed corn chowder fart) Stylish boxer shorts can make smooth jazz music, too!
4. (Buttered popcorn fart) Just poppin' corn and pootin' in my boxers!
5. (Cheese popcorn fart) Wowie-zowie, what a sizzler!
6. ("rambler" fart) I'm really getting around now!
7. ("stiff leather" fart) That's a new way to break out into an unforgettable musical number!
8. (Kettle corn fart) Sweetly salty and simply sensational, bravo!
9. (Caramel corn fart) Harmoniously caramel-coated all over!
10. (Vanilla ice cream fart) Please don't have a meltdown, just laugh all your troubles out!
11. (Chocolate ice cream fart) Elementary-age-kid-approved, what a treat!
12. ("Cookies and cream ice cream" fart) Won't you please chill out with me?
13. (Very feathery fart) Lightly airy, just the way I love it!
14. (Really feathery fart) Beautiful, beautiful, VERY beautiful!

## Jellybean Joy

Periwinkle boxers with red, blue and gold jellybeans all over; they were sold every Easter from 2008-2010. The farting noises before each kooky Kamism imitate farm animals that may be calling on Easter.

### The Noises and Phrases

1. ("Bunny squeak" fart) I'm a hop, skip and toot away from Easter fun!
2. ("Chick cheep" fart) A tootful springtime tune for you!
3. ("Lamb bleat" fart) Funny and fuzzy at the same time, I like it!
4. ("Bighorn baa" fart) Fleecy and funny at the same time, I like it!
5. ("Cracking Easter egg" fart) That always cracks me up!
6. ("Raindrops falling" fart) Beware of acid rain this Easter!
7. ("Calf mooing" fart) Mootastic!
8. ("Hen squawking" fart) Clucking and chuckling my way through Easter time!
9. ("Rooster crowing" fart) Let's all get up and go on an egg hunt!
10. ("Frog ribbit" fart) Watch out for swamp gas this Easter!
11. ("Croaking bullfrog" fart) I'm hopping into the world of fart comedy!
12. ("Toad call" fart) I'm leaping with a laugh!

## Paisley Blues

Blue paisley boxers with farting noises that mimic blues instruments.

### The Noises and Phrases

1. ("Harmonica" fart) Now, my blues are all blown away!
2. ("Baritone sax" fart) I'm just going low, but please don't get downwind!
3. ("Piano" fart) Why tickle IVORIES when you can tickle FUNNY BONES?
4. ("Soprano sax" fart) Way up high is totally fly!
5. ("Alto sax" fart) Not too low, but just right!
6. ("Tenor sax" fart) Not too high, but just plain perfect!
7. ("Bass sax" fart) Deep down low's the way to go!
8. ("Mezzo-soprano sax" fart) In between high and low is AOK to me!
9. ("Bass guitar" fart) Groovy and radical all over!
10. ("Double bass" fart) I'm just tooting the blues away!

## Starry in Silver

Cotton candy pink boxers with silver stars on them; the farting noises mimic the sounds of dusk.

### The Noises and Phrases

1. ("Rocketship launch" fart) I'm blasting away; what's your excuse?
2. ("Cricket chirping" fart) What a toot-along symphony!
3. ("Owl hooting" fart) Watch out, glampers-Kammy C is back in town!
4. ("Purring kitten" fart) Now that's what I call happily cuddly!
5. ("Falling rain" fart) Tomorrow morning's weather forecast? Showers of smiles!
6. ("White noise" fart) Sooo gentle, just like soothing static.
7. ("Ocean waves" fart) Tooting with the tide is totally cool!
8. ("Crackling campfire" fart) What a beautiful bonfire toot!
9. ("Babbling brook" fart) What a melodious toot!
10. ("Yawn" fart) Harmoniously hilarious!
11. ("Snore" fart) A sleepy little serenade for you!
12. ("Baby mobile" fart) That's what I call "The Lullaby of Gas."

## Growing and Giggling

Dark pink boxers with sunflowers, trilliums, forget-me-nots, marigolds and green leaves on them; like Jellybean Joy, they were sold from Easter 2008-Easter 2010. The farting noises before each witticism imitate insects and bugs.

### The Noises and Phrases

1. ("Flitting butterfly wings" fart) Delicate and dreamy at the same time!
2. ("Fluttering moth wings" fart) You muttered it, you fluttered it!
3. ("Buzzing bumble bee" fart) Ouch, that one stings!
4. ("Yellow jacket buzz" fart) Yowzers, that hurt!
5. ("Cicada buzz" fart) The perfectly ideal serenade for Easter!
6. ("Hornet buzz" fart) Uh-oh, watch out for the painful stinger!
7. ("Wasp buzz" fart) Oh no, beware of the sting!
8. ("Honey bee" fart) A sweet serenade from my butt just for you!
9. ("Queen bee" fart) Sting alert, back away from my butt!
10. ("Worker bee" fart) That was my butt buzzing; ya know what I mean?
11. ("Drone bee" fart) My underwear's humming busily; know what I mean?
12. ("Skittering centipede" fart) That's a hundred times better than a centipede in my peach!
13. ("Scampering millipede" fart) That's a thousand times better than pesticide-induced extermination!
14. ("Mosquito buzz" fart) That fart had some serious BITE!

## Periwinkle Smooches

Periwinkle boxers with red lipstick smooches all over them; they were sold for Valentine's Day between 2008-2010.

### The Noises and Phrases

1. ("sputter" fart) A sputtering symphony for you!
2. ("quack" fart) Did somebody sit on a duck?
3. ("honk" fart) Honk if you love me!
4. ("raspberry razz" fart) I swear, it was my whoopie cushion!
5. ("baked bean bang" fart) Did someone step on a mud cricket?
6. ("Egg bomb" fart) Pee-yew, who cut the cheese?
7. ("Explode" fart) Remember to reduce your greenhouse gas!
8. ("Blow" fart) Just blowing you a lovely kiss with my butt!
9. ("Thunder Thud" fart) I'm all shook up with my ground-shaking toots!
10. ("Onion Rip" fart) Pungent and powerful at the same time!
11. ("Cough Croak" fart) P.U., get out your gas mask!
12. ("Fat 'n' wet" fart) Love gives me squishy underwear; ya know what I mean?
13. ("Humdinger" fart) Did someone leave an egg cooking on the stove?
14. ("Long 'n' low" fart) What a melodious rumble!

## Checkmate

Yellow and white checkerboard boxers that fart and talk when squeezed.

### The Noises and Phrases

1. ("Sonic boom" fart) That broke the sound barrier!
2. ("Rolling thunder" fart) Thunder's rumbling through the air!
3. ("Rusty gate" fart) I gotta get that oiled!
4. ("Uh-oh" fart) I'm so sorry that I made a mistake!
5. ("Way too far" fart) Sorry, I just soiled myself!
6. ("Butt bomb" fart) Oh, no-my rear end exploded!
7. ("Smelt it dealt it" fart) That was just me!
8. ("Mouse on a motorcycle" fart) Just revving up my rear end!
9. ("Apocalyptic" fart) I hope that you survived!
10. ("Full English breakfast" fart) Aromatically perfect!
11. ("Tuna melt" fart) Funky and fishy at the same time, it's so funny!
12. ("Bent over" fart) That's hilarious!
13. ("Shoe" fart) Pardon my squeaky loafers!
14. ("Fire extinguisher" fart) My farts are so hot that they're totally cool!

## Picnic Tablecloth

These are pink and white checkerboard boxers that fart and talk when squeezed.

### The Noises and Phrases

1. ("Crop duster" fart) Low-flying fart alert, seek shelter-and fast!
2. ("Breaking wind" fart) Wowee, what a humorous gust!
3. ("Cut the cheese" fart) Oh, what a masterpiece!
4. ("Elevator ding" fart) Next floor, please watch your step!
5. ("Bathtub" fart) That's what I call a real butt bubbler!
6. ("Hot tub" fart) Phew, that's a hot one!
7. ("Bubble" fart) Just spreading joy with my farts around here!
8. ("Sizzle" fart) Why pass microwaved popcorn when you can pass gas?
9. ("Silent but deadly" fart) That's what I call a muted masterwork!
10. ("Whoosh" fart) That one was fast!
11. ("Muffler" fart) That's my secret!
12. ("Air biscuit" fart) That's one fresh and fun fart!
13. ("Taco-y" fart) That was a toot of pure goodness!
14. ("Funky" fart) Radically groovy!

## Dreamy Daisies

Baby blue boxers that have white daisies on them, complete with yellow centres in the middle of the daisies; as usual, they fart and talk when squeezed.

### The Noises and Phrases

1. ("Flower Wilter" fart) Beware of my flower-wilting toots!
2. ("Atomic Aftershock" fart) That one left a lasting impression!
3. ("Trouser Growler" fart) My gas is raving and ranting!
4. ("Excuse Me" fart) Excuse me for the tail-talk!
5. ("Long Winded" fart) My long-winded farts bravely go the distance!
6. ("Fruity Foghorn" fart) Just filling the air with delight!
7. ("Smoke Blower" fart) The magical world of farts is my happy place!
8. ("Bacterial butt bomb" fart) Sorry about the seat detonation!
9. ("Gale Force" fart) That was unstoppably powerful!
10. ("Trouser cough" fart) Oops, my boxers are coming down with something!
11. ("Butt trumpet" fart) What a majestic sing-along symphony of methane!
12. ("Trouser balloon" fart) My boxers are deflating like birthday balloons!
13. ("Bubble-Brewer" fart) I'm the master of windy gas!
14. ("Butt-Bubbler" fart) Just a reminder to spread bubbling joy with farts!

## Coming Up Rosy

Yellow boxers with carnation-pink roses and green leaves on them; as usual, they fart and then talk.

### The Noises and Phrases

1. ("Deadly Double" fart) Take cover and seek shelter!
2. ("Eggy Explosion" fart) I detonated an egg bomb and it exploded in my boxers!
3. ("Cabbage Cracker" fart) Garden salad with cabbage gets me every time!
4. ("Bubbler" fart) Playfully fizzy!
5. ("Squirt" fart) Yo, wasn't me!
6. ("Hammer" fart) POW, that was an almighty poot!
7. ("Wipeout" fart) Evacuate the room, please!
8. ("Rasp" fart) Comedy is in the air!
9. ("Wintertime Warmer-Upper" fart) My farts are so hot that they'll warm up any winter day!
10. ("Stone-Skipper" fart) I've made some ripples of laughs for you!
11. ("Morse Code" fart) Why have text messages when you can have my toots?
12. ("Rocket Ship" fart) Excuse me for launching a butt rocket!
13. ("Screamer" fart) My boxers are really loud!
14. ("Rattlesnake" fart) Eeek, that's so scary!

## Sensationally Stripy

White boxers with blue stripes that fart and talk when squeezed.

### The Noises and Phrases

1. ("Ripper" fart) I swear, that wasn't me at all!
2. ("Wobble" fart) Whoops, wasn't me!
3. ("Peanut butter" fart) Such shocking goodness!
4. ("Red alert" fart) Uh-oh, my boxers blared the butt alarm!
5. ("Strongly silent" fart) I got a confession to make: it was me!
6. ("Deadly sleeper" fart) It wasn't me, I didn't do that!
7. ("Acid rain" fart) Even Mother Nature's got a great sense of humor!
8. ("Peachy" fart) That was deliriously delectable!
9. ("Almond toast" fart) Wow, what a toasty toot!
10. ("Fruity and Fragrant" fart) Delightfully sensational!
11. ("Raspberry Stinker" fart) Beware of peeling wallpaper!

## Tropically Ticklish

Aqua boxers with pineapples that fart and talk when squeezed.

### The Noises and Phrases

1. ("Grandiose" fart) There's more where that came from!
2. ("Majestic" fart) What a regal toot!
3. ("Triumphant" fart) That honors humor and joy!
4. ("Bombastic" fart) I farted, ta-da!
5. ("Mute" fart) My butt's whispered a funny secret just for you.
6. ("Fluffer" fart) What a ticklish delight!
7. ("Puffer" fart) Playful mischief is what I'm after!
8. ("Butt Breather" fart) That's so comfy!
9. ("Motorboat putt putt putt" fart) Sensationally splashy!
10. ("Whammo bang zip" fart) My toots always pack a comedic punch!
11. ("Flutter" fart) You pay the price, I take the blame!
12. ("Zipper" fart) That zipped out especially for you!
13. ("Whoopee Cushion" fart) Oh, that's a good one!
14. ("Smoggy" fart) Oh, brother! Chocolate cake always gives me gas!

## Disco Sparkle

Silver glitter boxers that fart and talk when squeezed.

### The Noises and Phrases

1. ("Pizzicato" fart) I've tooted out bursts of fun laughs for you!
2. ("Arco" fart) Wow, such comical grace!
3. ("Staccato" fart) Just adding humor to the atmosphere!
4. ("Legato" fart) Wow, what a seamless flow!
5. ("Rhythmic" fart) Just feeling the beat of joy!
6. ("Heartbeat" fart) That one had a playful pulse!
7. ("Metronome" fart) That's what I call steady as she goes!
8. ("Marcato" fart) What a forceful burst of gas!
9. ("Tenuto" fart) That one had some drama to it!
10. ("Fermata" fart) Good thing I held that in for a while!
11. ("Vibrato" fart) That's a real rafter-shaker!
12. ("Cheesy Cutter" fart) I'm just slicing away boredom with my poots!
13. ("Brie-Slicer" fart) A gourmet toot just for you, my fan!
14. ("Tremolo" fart) Just makin' waves of delightful laughs!

## Glamour Sparkle

Pink glitter boxers that fart and talk when squeezed.

### The Noises and Phrases

1. ("Cheesy" fart) Good humor never goes out of style!
2. ("Beany" fart) Look out for giggly smiles!
3. ("Cough-Coverup" fart) Excuse me!
4. ("Trouser-Splitter" fart) That's a real showstopper!
5. ("On the Spot" fart) That's what I call instant comic relief!
6. ("Eggy" fart) Watch out for mischievous smiles!
7. ("Oniony" fart) Aromatic humor is my claim to fame!
8. ("Malty" fart) That was you!
9. ("Musty" fart) That always tickles my funny bone!
10. ("Nutty" fart) Laughs and joy are in the air today!
11. ("Skunky" fart) Playfully pungent!
12. ("Sulfur" fart) Sulfurically shocking!
13. ("Spicy" fart) That'll spice you up!
14. ("Pungent" fart) Humorous mischief is my thing!

## Spotty in Silver

Red boxers with silver polka-dots; as usual, they fart and talk when squeezed.

### The Noises and Phrases

1. ("Explosion" fart) That's a big one!
2. ("Whoopey cushion" fart) The louder, the better!
3. ("Eye-watering" fart) Hey, you tooted!
4. ("Engine" fart) I'm just revving up laughs and fun!
5. ("Earthy" fart) Nature's humor has been added to the atmosphere!
6. ("Pruney" fart) Now, that's what I call proof of being old enough to drink prune juice!
7. ("Cabbagey" fart) I had a butt bomb and it exploded in my boxers!
8. ("Night Rider" fart) Just bringing lighthearted laughs to darkness!
9. ("Meaty" fart) Savory humor is in the air!
10. ("Butt Bark" fart) That was a playfully comical eruption!
11. ("Splatter" fart) I gotta get that one tidied!
12. ("Cheek-Flutter" fart) That'll leave you dancing with laugher and joy!
13. ("Truck-Stopper" fart) That one brings traffic to a hilarious halt!
14. ("Quacker-Cracker" fart) Hmmm, did anybody hear ducks?

## Just Plain Dotty

Red boxers with white polka-dots all over them; as usual, they fart and talk when squeezed.

1. ("Better crack a window" fart) What a nasty toot that was!
2. ("Squeak" fart) TBA
3. ("Whistle-Blower" fart) Time to play 'cause the game is on!
4. ("Windbag" fart) Just filling the air with comedic gusts!
5. ("Air-Spray" fart) Fragrant and humourous at the same time!
6. ("Gasbag" fart) Just filling the air with playful smiles!
7. ("Airbag" fart) Just providing a whoopie cushion of humorous giggles!
8. ("Wind Tunnel" fart) Wow, what a playful rush of laughs and amusement!
9. ("Spray Perfume" fart) Fragrantly surprising humor's in the air!
10. ("3 AM" fart) I held that one in all night!
11. ("Oops" fart) That fart just slipped out!
12. ("Poot" fart) TBA
13. ("Oopsie" fart) That one really ripped out!
14. ("Ninja" fart) Beware of mythically hot wind!

## Artistically Uproarious

Pink boxers with white squiggly lines all over them; as usual, they fart and talk when squeezed.

1. ("Autograph signing" fart) That's just for you!
2. ("Fingerpainting" fart) Messy and crazy at the same time!
3. ("Spray-Paint" fart) All right, who did that?
4. ("Sidewalk-Chalky" fart) TBA!
5. ("Stinker" fart) P.U., so smelly!
6. ("Electrical Socket" fart) Oh, wow-what a shock!
7. ("Creamed corn" fart) TBA!
8. ("Corn chowder" fart) TBA!
9. ("Corn kernels" fart) TBA!
10. ("Beans" fart) More beans means more butt bombs!
11. ("Supersqueezer" fart) TBA!
12. ("Breeze-Shooter" fart) TBA!
13. ("Windbreaker" fart) TBA!
14. ("Cheese-Cutter" fart) TBA!

## Beach Blanket Bliss

Blue and white checkered boxers; as usual, they fart and talk when squeezed.

1. ("Tidal Wave-crasher" fart) TBA
2. ("Seagull-Squawker" fart) TBA
3. ("Low tide" fart) TBA
4. ("undertow" fart) TBA
5. ("Tsunami" fart) TBA
6. ("Water-Splasher" fart) TBA
7. ("Squirt gun" fart) Surprise, I squirted you!
8. ("Whirlpool" fart) TBA
9. (Farting noise and wisecracking remark TBD!)
10. (Farting noise and wisecracking remark TBD!)
11. (Farting noise and wisecracking remark TBD!)

## Pretty in Purple

Pale purple boxers with white polka-dots all over them; as usual, they fart and talk when squeezed.

1. TBA!

## Blue Bravery

Blue boxers with white stars that fart and talk when squeezed; they were sold every summer from 2007-2010.

1. TBA!

## Sparkly Stripes

Indigo and lilac-striped boxers with silver glitter that fart and talk when squeezed.

1. TBA!

## Luscious Lemonade

White and yellow striped boxers that fart and talk when squeezed; they were sold every summer from 2007-2010, just like Blue Bravery.

1. TBA!

## Lucky Checkers

Green and yellow checkerboard boxers that fart and talk when squeezed; they were sold every spring from 2007-2010.

1. TBA!

## Lakeside Love

Aquamarine boxers with yellow ducklings all over them that fart and talk when squeezed; they were sold every spring and summer from 2007-2010.

1. TBA!

## Fortunately Feline

Red boxers with lucky beckoning kittens on them that fart and talk when squeezed; the farting noises before each Kamism imitate kitten breeds' calls.

1. ("Maine Coon Kitten" fart) That's a great Nor'easter!
2. ("Manx Kitten" fart) Directly from the Isle of Man, that was dedicated to YOU!
3. ("Tabby Kitten" fart) Time for some new kitten kibble!
4. ("Siamese Kitten" fart) What a Thai treat!
5. ("Persian Kitten" fart) That's my special gift from Iran to the one and only YOU!
6. ("Calico Kitten" fart) Here, kitty-kitty!
7. ("Ragdoll Kitten" fart) Tee-hee, mew!
8. ("Birman Kitten" fart) TBA
9. ("Burmese Kitten" fart) TBA
10. ("Sphynx Kitten" fart) Cool kitty, I'm a cool, cool cat!
11. ("Javanese Kitten" fart) TBA
12. ("Serengeti Kitten" fart) TBA
13. ("Thai Kitten" fart) TBA
14. ("Bengal Kitten" fart) TBA

## Sweet Hearts

White boxers with red hearts on them; they were sold every Valentine's Day from 2008-2010. As usual, they fart and then talk with Kam Chin's famous vocals when squeezed.

1. ("Ticklish" fart)
2. ("Giggly" fart)
3. ("Raspberry Fizzer" fart)
4. ("Whoopie cushion" fart)
5. TBC

## Super Spotty

Blue boxers with white polka dots all over them; as usual, they fart and then talk with Kam Chin's famously schoolboyish vocals when squeezed.

1. ("Raspberry Squisher" fart) TBA
2. ("Balloon squealer" fart) TBA
3. ("Flapjack frappp" fart) TBA
4. ("Eggy fruppp" fart) TBA
5. ("Wallpaper strip" fart) TBA
6. ("Paint peel" fart) TBA
7. TBA