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Super Mario Bros.

This article is approved!***Super Mario Bros.*** is the first game in the *Super Mario* series, and a whole massive rollercoaster down Nostalgia Road. It marks the first appearance of many common elements to the series, such as Brick Blocks, Goombas, and Princess Toadstool (now known as Peach) being kidnapped by Bowser. It is a decent platformer, but most people who rate it 10/10 are just stuck on Nostalgia Road.

## Story

**“**One day in de Supah Mehrio Bruddah world, a dude named King Bowser was like "yo dude I heard about this kingdom called Mushroom Kingdom and that princess be poppin' man, I gotta go check her out dude." So he sent his whole flipping army to catch that Princess for some "alone time". So the Toads tried to get in the way, and at that moment, they knew they fucked up. The Koopa Troopas turned those guys into bricks (which Mario punches… wait). And the only way to turn them back was Princess' Toadstool's "magic wand". So the Mehrio Bruddahs were sent out to find Bowser, who had the Princess' wand.
Thus, the adventure begins.**”**
—Official *Super Mario Bros.* instruction manual

*Super Mario Bros.* has about the same lazy story as every *Super Mario* sidescroller after it, or at least \*ahem\* every real one. Bowser kidnaps Princess Toadstool, whose castle could really use a security system or something. It is up to Mario to collect the floating coins that fell out of Toadstool's purse, stomp on innocent woodland creatures, rescue the princess, save the day, and do some super shrooms while he's at it.

## Gameplay

*Super Mario Bros.* is a 2D platformer that revived the gaming industry and changed it forever. It follows a small Italian man and his adventures through eight Worlds, each with four levels. It is up to Mario to collect the floating coins that fell out of Toadstool's purse, stomp on innocent woodland creatures, rescue the princess, save the day, and do some super shrooms while he's at it. At the end of the Worlds there are castles, but the bosses of the first seven are imposters. After each False Bowser is defeated, a Toad flips you off while announcing in all-caps that your damsel is elsewhere.

At the end of most levels, Mario jumps onto a Goal Pole, probably slamming his nuts into it in the process, to clear the stage. In castle levels, however, he chops a bridge down with a fucking axe, sending a poor wild animal to its fiery death.

## Soundtrack

The soundtrack of blips and bloops where made by the critically acclaimed Fifty Cents, as well as Mama Mia and Papa Pia, the parents of Mario. Their music is popping together, bro. They are releasing a new remixed mixtape of the *Super Mario Bros.* music, called *Super Remix Bruhs.*, in Septembruary.
Miyamoto

**Miyamoto** may refer to:

* Nintendo 4DS
* Shigeru Miyamoto

**This article is a disambiguation page for Miyamoto**

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Ganon

**“**Bro, We Are Teen's. Problem?**”**
—Ganon, the Prince of Darkness

**Ganon** is a literal and figurative swine who holds a small grudge against Link. He's also a powerful warlock, a scary demon, and generally just a big meanie.

Ganon almost never speaks in *The Legend of Zelda* games, instead silently opting to turn invisible and cower in a corner until that bully Link leaves him alone. However, he spoke one line in  *Ocarina of Time* on the Nintendo 64: "Bro, We Are Teen's. Problem?" The scene where Ganon says this line is one of the most famous in gaming history, right up there with the scene in *Final Fantasy VII* where Snake kills Dumbledore at the end of Disc 1.
Yoshi

**Yoshi**, also known as **Dino**, **Yosh-Yosh** or **Mario's Little Partner** is a DINOSAUR! who is ostensibly Mario's best friend. However, he secretly hates Mario, as he now has back problems from that douche riding on his back. He likes Luigi though, because in all honesty, who doesn't?

## Appearances

He is a playable character in the 1995 arcade fighting game *Mario Fighters*. He can eat people in the game.

## See also

* Masayoshi
* Mitsuyoshi
* Yoshihiro
* Yo Shit
Evil

Welcome to Evil's page. You might ask, what is Evil? Evil is all around you, it is on the keyboard you are typing on right now, or that chair beside you. Evil is not a thing, nor a verb, nor an adjective, nor a person, not even a place. Evil is something on its own right, and it inherits all of us in someway. It may be because of that cookie you stole, or the man you killed, it is on you in some way. Evil is evil, and evil is you.
Cheater

A **cheater** is someone who does what a game's AI can do, to level the playing field, so to speak.

Some people frown upon the act of cheating. However, if one is, for example, playing a *Mario Kart* game on 150cc, cheats literally make the playing experience more fair. In said example, this is because both real players and the AI are able to go faster than should be possible, pull items out of their respective asses, and generally be irritating douchebags that non-cheaters cannot possibly win against.

In another example, cheating on a test is perfectly okay[*citation needed*] because it doesn't hurt anybody[*citation needed*] in any way[*citation needed*], unless the exam in question is being graded on a bell curve[*citation needed*]. Some people have a moral aversion to cheating[*citation needed*]; this[*citation needed*] is stupid[*citation needed*][*citation needed*].
New Super Mario Bros. 3 (Spindash Studios version)

New Super Mario Bros. 3 is a 2023 side-scrolling 2.5D action-adventure platforming game for the Nintendo 4DS. It was first released in Japan on June 26, 2023. It is the eighteenth title in the main Super Mario series and the fifth in the New Super Mario Bros. line after new Super Mario Bros. for the Nintendo DS, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, New Super Mario Bros. 2, and New Super Mario Bros. U. As the direct sequel to New Super Mario Bros. 2, it is an indirect follow-up to New Super Mario Bros. U.

This game is partly based on Super Mario World, as it features Caped Mario, Balloon Mario, and the four main colors of Yoshi. all of which were introduced in said game. The game's main focus is Yoshi, with the primary goal being to save up to 1,000 Yoshi eggs. To reach the goal, in each level there is a hidden Yoshi egg.

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Брум холд

Карта области Бенден Холда

## Всё о  •  Холдах  •  Вейрах  •  Цехах  •  [ Шаблон ]

**Брум холд** (*Brum hold*) — малый холд, местоположение которого точно неизвестно.

В конце 496 оборота (192 оборот Второго Интервала) на восточные холды обрушилась свирепая лихорадка. Холдеры боролись с ней самостоятельно, и только к её окончанию всадники всё-таки пришли им на помощь, сбрасывая с воздуха гуманитарные грузы с продовольствием. Согласно отчёту командира крыла Л'тора предводителю Бенден Вейра М'талу, в Брум холде ни кто не забрал провизию, возможно, к тому времени здесь не было дееспособных холдеров [ DH:гл.15 ]. Судя по тому, что Брум посещал всадник Бенден Вейра, можно предположить, что он находится под его протекторатом. К тому же он был перечислен среди холдов, наиболее пострадавших от лихорадки — Бендена, Долинного и Вершины Залива, если он находится поблизости от них, то, вероятнее всего, расположен на территории Бенден Холда.

Холд также существует в Шестом Прохождении. Хотя он не упоминается в самом романе «Морита — повелительница драконов», но указан в конце в списке персонажей, как место работы целителя Феилдула.

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Wario

**Wario** is a "clone" of Mario that came out way too wrong. He is the size of Pluto because of his immense fat, though his bones are almost invincible. His barf is incendiary, and very toxic. He is the embodiement of every sin except Wrath, because he is too lazy to have any. He plans to become the Death Wario and blow up Mario's Super Galaxy sometime in never. He is also a pimp.
Jimmy Savile

**Jimmy Savile** is Mario's long lost uncle. Though it has been said by many that Bowser killed him, he is still alive. He is the main reason why Mario games are so easy, as he punches each enemy just before Mario goes onto a stage, allowing Mario to kill them quicker.

He also showed Luigi lots of porn and hentai. Boy, he was scared.
Бреда

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В качестве кандидата на королевское яйцо в кладке Рамоты вышла на Площадку Рождений Бендена в 20 оборот Девятого Прохождения, старшая из претенденток, ей 22 оборота.

**Внешность**: бледная, меланхоличная блондинка из Цеха Ткачей Крома. Тихая, застенчивая.
Брашия

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 **Брашия** (*Brashia*) - леди Мардела холда, вместе с мужем отправила младшую дочь Касию к Юване, надеясь, что перемена обстановки и поддержка сестры помогут ей справиться с горем от потери жениха.
Master Sword

The **Master Sword** is a legendary sword in the Zelda series, used by Link to defeat Ganon.

## Origin

The legend says that it was forged by the Heavy Metal fan Zauz. People soon enough realized how shoddy the craftsmanship was, though, and tossed it into the the middle of the woods, never to be found again.

That is just a legend, though. In reality it was forged by the King of Hyrule, who wouldn't stop bragging about it. His daughter, Zelda, was edgy enough to hide it in a church. There it was never found again, since no one goes to church. The king was so devastated by this that he started buying endless amounts of carpets from Ganondorf to fill the void, eventually using his entire kingdom as currency.

## Appearance

It has a blue handle and a dull, useless blade, often used by Link to peel apples.

## Trivia

* At one point Link substituted it with a blatant Chinese plastic knockoff, the **Phantom Sword**.
* If things get really dire for the player, it can always be used as a back scratcher.
* No, it does not look like a penis. What is wrong with you?
Sonic the Hedgehog

**Sonic the Hedgehog** is a stupid blue rat that barely has expression and his movements seem pretty robotic. He has stupid friends named Tails and Knuckles, but no one cares about them.

## Sonic

### Aliases

Blue Blur (really? They know you cant see him?"

## History

Apparently this boi was born on Christmas Island. (Does Santa live there?) which was inhabited by furries-i mean-Mobians, like Sonic. The rest is very complicated.

## Appearance

Sonic has super frickin' lanky limbs. His arms are tan for some reason. So are his muzzle, stomach, and ears. Everything else is blue (DA-BA-DEE). He has green, baby-ish eyes and RaDiCaL SpIkEs On HiS BaCk, WoAh!!! He wears gloves because he doesnt wanna infect people, and wears red shoes with epic white stripes and a golden suckle-buckle.

## Personality

Sonic is an absolute jerk. He doesn't care about his friends, and he always gets distracted when fighting Dr. Eggman. He is so unintelligent, in fact, that he cant even recognize his friend's voice when he's under disguise! So stupid.
Архиед, Эмтел

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 **Эмтел Архиед** (*Emthal Arthied*) - колонист. Упоминается только в [ DD-UK edit ].

**Эмтел** был в числе высадившихся в первый день Высадки, он руководил строительством взлетно-посадочной полосы для челноков [ DD:ч.1,гл.3 ].

* **Примечание:** По-видимому, является родственником Дези Архиеда.
Camel Snapback Mario

**Camel Snapback Mario** is a powerup found in *New Super Mario Bros. 3*. It is obtained by grabbing a Camel Snapback.

The powerup has three uses. The first use lets Mario drive about in a lambo for a few seconds, knocking away enemies. The second use lets Mario throw two slices of Nando's chicken. The final use launches 500 horses onto the stage, attacking every enemy nearby. After all of these attacks are used, Mario reverts to his Super Mario form.

Strangely, if Mario is hit by an enemy while using this powerup, he becomes Fire Mario.

## Trivia

* The Nando's chicken attack instantly kills Lemmy Koopa for reasons unknown.
* If the powerup is used during the final boss, the game slows down and may eventually crash, due to the game not being able to render all of the polygons on the screen.
Mario

*Did you mean Charles Martinet?*
   **“**The crawling box intervenes into a pointed musician. Why does a throughput score? Her current ritual poses the latter resemblance. His substance leaks inside an invented poke.**”**
—Mario, babbling incessantly while on illegal narcotics

**Mario M. "Mario" McMario Mario**, also known as **Mario**, **Mario Mario**, **Maroi**, **Maro** and **Martin**, is an obese, profane, chavvy, homeless drug addict. He is known for breaking into McDonalds at night and eating as much as he can, though he hasn't been caught as of yet.

## History

Mario and his brother Luigi were born to a Mrs. Mama Mía and Mr. Papa Pía in a Mushroom Kingdom ghetto on September 11, 1985. Neither paid too much attention to the kids, who were prone to getting into trouble behind their parents' backs.

Luckily for the family, in the 1990s, Mama was somehow hired for a well-paying job. They moved to the suburbs soon after, and the Mario Bros. started going to school, getting a well-rounded education and making plenty of friends, except for Luigi. Years later, however, tragedy would strike when Mario was drafted into the war.

Under the pretense that hallucinogenic Super Mushrooms would enhance their soldiers' senses and combat abilities, the desperate generals essentially drugged Mario into a "superhuman" form, which came with a number of side effects. Mario has been recovering from this overdosing ever since. On the upside, his "firepowers" helped him to defeat the enemy and rescue the princess that was being held hostage.

As Mario literally died during the war, his parents rightfully assumed that he was dead, despite the fact that he suddenly came back to life immediately after. His family had become refugees in the meantime, moving to Sarasaland. Mario would not be reunited with them for many decades. He now lives as a hobo who sits outside McDonalds, breaking in at night to steal their food as it is his only form of sustenance left and seems to be replacing his mushroom addiction.

## Family

* Luigi, his brother
* Princess Peach, his girlfriend
* Princess Daisy, the one he actually has a crush on despite him dating Peach and her dating Luigi
* Jimmy Savile
* Weegee
* Burazā, his long lost brother
QPU

*Did you mean: The pannenkoek2012 Wikia?*
A **QPU** in *Super Mario 64* can be misaligned by hitting a ceiling or going OoB during a quarter-step after building up speed for 12 hours. This sends Mario into an invisible PU with no wall collision or items, which can leave him trapped in limbo. Anyone attempting to move backwards for long periods of time should first fix the camera to avoid crashing their Nintendo 64.

TJ "Henry" Yoshi tends to misalign his QPU due to the required half-A-press technique; it is for this reason that he instead prefers to update the homes of Scuttlebugs.

When asked about QPUs, pannenkoek2012 responded,

**“**In this video,

I'll be explaining

Exactly what I do

To get Watch for Rolling Rocks

In 0.5 A-presses.

But first,

We need to clear something up.

TJ "Henry" Yoshi

Is really depressing and naïve

Because every time I close the half-A-press video,

"Henry" strategically builds up speed

For 12 hours.**”**
Nintendo Switch

**Nintendo Switch**is a gaming console by Nintendo released on March 3rd, 2017. The console was revealed in October, after previously being under the codename NX. Many people believed this console was going to be some sort of handheld, home console hybrid, or some vr console. And boy, were they wrong. In the reveal trailer, the name ended up being Nintendo Switch, which was met with a bit of controversy because the name is "too simple", but people eventually got the hang of it.

The trailer itself shows a guy playing The Legend of Zelda Surfing on his Wii U. He then shuts off the console, gets up from his chair, and walks over to the light switch. He then turns his light off using the Nintendo Switch. The Nintendo Switch ended up being a light switch, that makes this annoying clicking noise every time you turn it off, which sounds like this

This light switch made by Nintendo is priced at around $299.99 USD, and many Nintendo fans are hyped for this.
Koji Kondo

**“**The ultimate goal for me in making dubstep, or at least one of the main goals for me, is to create quality wubs that make Skrillex sound like crap. That goal is there regardless of whatever the hell I use to make music.**”**
—Koji Kondo

**Koji Kondo** is a guy living in a cave. Even though no one knows who he is, he created the Mario theme, which is known across the Solar System... and beyond. He claims to work for Nintendo, though employees have denied this. He lives with his only friend, Shigeru Iwata.

## Games

* Devil World (1984)
* Super Mario Bros. (1985)
* The Legend of Zelda (1986)
* Super Martin (1986)
* Nazis at the Murasame Castle (1986)
* Mario: The Game (1989)
* The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (1998)
* The Legend of Zelda: Teh Bezt Gaem Evar Maed!!!11 (2002)
* Super Mario Maker (2015)
Luigi

**Luigi** was a successful real estate agent adored by everyone. He was the brother of that hobo bum Mario, and often rubbed his affluence and fame in the latter's face.

Luigi was secretly a Satanist, and as such prayed to the Devil for his houses to be sold. Unfortunately, Satan is, scientifically speaking, batshit insane, so occasionally he would fill a house with smelly, flesh-eating Koopalings, causing Luigi to lose offers. Satan was later quoted saying, "Well, they all have to go *somewhere*, don't they?" Luigi was not one to be bitter about this rare occurrence, however, in part because he had already accumulated billions of dollars in coins.

On October 18, 1985, Luigi made the mistake of selling his soul to the Devil, so he is now canonically deceased.

He was also known for his irreverence towards the recreational sport coloquially known as golf.

1. ↑ Of course he loved his brother deep down, but Mario couldn't tell.
2. ↑ Indeed they do. Otherwise, they would be conquering Earth as we speak.
3. ↑ Just take our word for it this time.
Dry Bowser

**Dry Browser** is the ungodly monstrosity that formed when Bowser tripped and fell into molten chocolate at Willy Wonka's factory at the end of Mario 65. He currently plots his revenge by looking scary and doing absolutely nothing else. He's also severely dehydrated, hence his name. He often has a piece of bread. He likes bread…

## Biography

### Childhood

HA! Villains don't have childhoods! Silly!
Green Dry Metal Electric Pink Gold Starman Cosmic Baby Funky Kong

Green Dry Metal nameistoolongandimlazy Baby Funky Kong is an immortal being who has never been seen by any mortals, except the ones that imploded from the sight of his heavenly being. He has a whole religion based on him, and is said to be seated at the right hand of White Tanooki Luigi.

## Backstory

Way back when, he used to just be Baby Funky Kong. But as a baby he fell into the cosmic Gold fountain, and was then given the name Gold Cosmic Baby Funky Kong.

It didn't stop there, though. He then fell into a generator, and then became Dry Electric Gold Cosmic Baby Funky Kong.

He then fell into a godly Green Metal Pink Gold Starman puddle, and became the guy we all know and love today.

the end
Skeleton

**Skeletons** are dead things that have no flesh, which saddens them. And when skeletons are sad, they dance a lot. Skeletons come in all skeleton shapes and skeleton sizes, some are funny when some summon demons. There are many skeletons, there is even one in you! It is moving to the beat currently, and it cant wait to ***BURST*** from your body and have a ***BONE-SHAKING*** time!

## See also

* Dry Bowser
* Dry Boners
* Wet Boners
* Dry Mario
* Dry Yoshi
* Green Dry Metal Electric Pink Gold Starman Cosmic Baby Funky Kong
* sans
* PAPYRUS
* W. D. Gaster (*possibly*)
* Archie the Skeleton
McDonalds

**“**McDonald's will make ya fat. They serve Big Macs. They serve Quarter-Pounders. They will put pounds on you.**”**
—Wesley Willis, *Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's*

**McDonalds** is a chain of fast food restaurants, inside of which people eat McDonalds' fast food. Their fast food is notable for making you fat, and so its fast food is also fat food, making it… fat-st food? The brand's logo, referred to as the Golden Arches, was designed to look like a pair of shiny gold mammaries.

Mario breaks in every night to scoff as much food as possible. Whenever he is there, a creepy tune plays, due to the MP3 player being broken.

## History

The McDonald's restaurant was first mentioned in a song by Japanese smooth jazz collective Alice in Chains. The song was called McDonald's Baby, and it was featured as the overworld level theme in *Super Mario Bros. 3*. When the Super Mario Bros. movie was released, twelve Burger King restaurants in America were converted to McDonald's in reference to the Mario 3 game. However, they proved so popular with the consumerist slime who populates America that they stayed and eventually became a worldwide food chain. This caused the Burger King to retaliate, jetisonning the world into The First Fast Food War and ruining civilization forever.

## Appearances

In the *Super Mario* series, Mario goes into a McDonalds at the end of each level after pulling down a Goal Pole. McDonalds restaurants have filled this role in *Super Mario Bros.* and the *New Super Mario Bros.* series. Though *Super Mario 3D Land* and *Super Mario 3D World* have Goal Poles, McDonalds do not appear alongside them, save for a minor appearance in some *SMB1*-themed levels in the former.

McDonalds also appears as a stage in the 1996 arcade fighting game *Mario Fighters*. A player can break in and steal food to throw at the other fighter.

A McDonalds appears in *Mega Man 5* as McMan's stage.
Mario Kart

***Mario Kart*** is a *Super Mario*-themed kart-racing series featuring the least broken AI in any franchise ever, guaranteed. You just have terrible luck, we swear!

This series is infamous for having birthed the demonic Blue Shell, which will stop in the face of no obstacle in its bloodlust-y goal to ruin your day. However, to make up for its brokenness (which the developers decided to do instead of making a fair item), it is the rarest item in the game and only shows up about once or twice every fifty races[*citation needed*].

## Games

* *Super Mario Kart*
* *Mario Kart 64*
* *Mario Kart: Double Dash*
* *Snaking: The Game*
* *Mario Kart Wii*
* *Mario Kart 7*
* *Mario Kart 8*
Kirby (series)

**Kirby** is a "game" series aimed for newborn children, except for its legitimately frightening and demonic final bosses. The games star Kirby, a tiny wad of constantly airborne candy floss, who systematically terrorizes the dreamy land of Dream Land by eating its inhabitants and regularly beating up its monarch.

## Characters

* Kirby
* Waddle Dee
* Waddle Doo
* Waddle Duh
* Waddle you talking about
* Waaaaaaaaddle Deeeeeeeegee
* Whispy Woods
* King Dedede
* Kingsonnn Dededoo
* 0²

## Games

* Kirby's Dream Land
* Kirby's Adventure
* Kirby's Dream Land 2
* Kirby Super Star
* Kirby's Dream Land 3
* Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards

## Music

Metallica, Megadeth and Cannibal Corpse's music is featured in almost every game. Jun Ishikawa wanted to compose, but was told by Masahiro Sakurai to "fuck right off". It caused a punch-up at HAL Laboratory that lasted several hours, but ended when Shigeru Miyamoto showed them yaoi.
Five Nights at Freddy's

***Five Nights at Freddy's*** is a satanic game made to teach evil children how to summon evil robots. It is very time consuming and the robots will make you want to hug them (just, don't look them up on the internet .) The gameplay is simplistic and everyone loves that. You play as some stupid guy who just flashes the light and closes the doors. It is very interesting. It was released for just about every console in existence.

## Gameplay

Flash de light, and close de doors.

You did it!

## Characters

* Smokey the Bear
* Easter Bunny
* Big Bird
* Captain Blackbeard
* Golden Smokey
Galanoth

## Galanoth (NPC)

* **Location:** Lair

```
Head of Dragonslayers:
Welcome, brave one. You have come to the lair of Vasalkar, a red dragon of great infamy. I am Galanoth, head of the Order of Dragonslayer's,
and I am here to make sure Vasalkar and his Draconian Guards pay for all the pain they've inflicted on the countryside in their neverending
quest to build up their treasure hoard!

```

* **Shops:** Lair Enhancement Shop

* **Galanoth's Quests**

**Thank to MuffleG2**
Baby Mario

**Baby Mario** is a character with the body of a snake and the head of Mario. He is known by this name due to Charles Martinet adopting him as a young boy. Baby Mario is a huge fan of third-wave ska, and is often seen wearing a pork pie hat and dancing aggressively to Streetlight Manifesto.

## Trivia

* His cries have been known to drive Yoshis off a cliff to their demise.
* Nintendo revealed in its daily blog that, in his debut in *Do You Think This is All Just a Game?*, Baby Mario was originally set to have the body of a snake and the head of a snake. It is unclear whether this usage of the word "snake" referred to the animal or the character.
Fire Paratroopa

**Fire Paratroopa** is one of Mario's best friends. He is a red Koopa with wings, and he is always on fire except in water. His favourite food is spicy Doritos.

## Game appareances

### New Super Mario Bros. 3

Fire Paratroopa is playable in this game. He can damage enemies simply by touching them. He can also fly for infinite and takes no damage at all from anything (he can still fall in lava, get crushed, etc.)

When he has the Gun powerup, his bullets explode with spicy Doritos.

### Mario Kart: Dorito Dash

Fire Paratroopa appears in this game as a playable character. His special item is the Triple Spicy Doritos.
Nontendoverse

The **Nontendoverse** is a universe in which videogame-related things are deformed via satire. However, only 73 things are known to exist in it.

The fabric of the Nontendoverse is very malleable, allowing for information to be generated out of nowhere and destroyed into nothingness. In addition, information can, will, and is often supposed to contradict itself. On a good day, the whole universe only has around three million contradictions overall. That number is no exaggeration[*citation needed*]. The Nontendoverse is also non-canon to itself, except when it isn't.

## Deities

The Nontendoverse is ruled over by the Gods of Humor, who are responsible for keeping their reality in balance. As the purpose of the Nontendoverse is satire, they also delete unfunny information from existence when needed. Responsible for serving the Gods and their every whim are the Users, ~~so called because the Gods have been using them this whole time~~, beings that are capable of bringing information into the Nontendoverse. If a User wrongs one of the Gods, the latter may also erase the former from having ever existed.

## Nontendo

Nontendo is the manifestation of the Nontendoverse in the form of a wikia that nobody likes. It was created on New Year's Day by a sentient pastry spy. Nontendo was originally meant to be the deranged lovechild of Fantendo and Uncyclopedia, but now operates as a taco stand instead. The information of Nontendo is grouped into comprehensive articles that anyone can edit, as long as they are at a computer with an Internet connection, have a Wikia account, are not blocked, and so on and so forth.

### Nonnontendoverse

Where is the Nonnontendoverse? What is it? And *why?*

## Trivia

* The average color of the Nontendoverse is orange.
* It is said that the Nontendoverse will collapse upon itself if it is made to contain itself as a subset of itself. However, given that it already does and always has, this belief has always been just as untrue as everything else in it[*citation needed*].
Bubsy

What could pawsibly go wrong?

The better question is what could "pawsibly" go right with a game like Bubsy?

I mean, think about it. The whole awful thing is already built on the backbone of Sonic the Hedgehog, one of the least intellectually stimulating games of all time. Sonic, at least; was fun and was created by a team of professionals. However, Bubsy: Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind has absolutely nothing going for it. For every poorly-rendered, overly difficult, aesthetically repulsive, head-scratchingly stupid, choppy voice-clip spouting, common sense defying, and just generally unpleasant moment in the game; it goes down another rung in the heirarchy of great game design. And let me tell you, it's pretty dang low on the monkey bars.

People like *fun*games, right? Games that they can actually play through and enjoy. A bit of challenge is never a bad thing, either: just look at Sonic's Labyrinth Zone. But even in the deepest annals of the Sonic game's difficulty, there were things helping you along. Golden rings, extra lives, air bubbles, invincibility power-ups... Bubsy has nothing of the sort. A mere gumball can shatter his existence to smithereens. Pitiful.

Also, I guess Bubsy is supposed to be a lovable mascot... but the dude is just totally unlikable! For example, at the beginning of the level *A Bridge Too Fur,*he spouts this cringeworthy one-liner: "More like a bridge too short!"... Like, was that supposed to be clever, or to make sense in any way? Even Sonic is funnier than him, and Sonic never spoke at all aside from the occasional "I'm outta here!". Maybe that's because he knew his limits.

Basically, what I'm saying is that Bubsy was a pretty bad game. But there were worse games out there. I mean, it was no Bubsy 3D...
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

**Breath of the Wild**is a game where Link has to brush his teeth. Nintendo cancelled all the other games just for this final buildup. This is the only Zelda game to ever exist. Shame.

## Story

Long ago there were 4 divine teeths, with 4 people who brushed them. But then the Cavity Ganon came along, to make all of the teeth have cavities. Link tried defeating the Cavity Ganon, but ultimately got struck down, and was sealed off. Link wakes up 100 years later, only to see the Cavity Ganon still giving hyrule cavities, however Link has no previous memory of this. Using his Sheikah Toothpaste, and Parabrusher, he must save hyrule from the dangers of Cavities.
Animal Crossing: Pet the Animals!

Animal crossing pet the Animals was a launch title for the nintendo 4ds in the first quarter of 2025. The game was rated E10 initially for containing the ability to play certain gamecube games with donkey kong jungle beat pushing the rating up to E10 then it was changed to AO as petting your neighbors was a primary part of the game depending on who you were petting different things would happen ranging from moaning to the nintendo 4ds smell releaser releaseing cionide. Some lawsuits were filed but dismissed by the Supreme Court because of the requirement of porn mode being enabled in order to release the cionide they ruled that the poeple who died deserved to because they were sus.

A forced update to your 4ds removed the AO content put in by a hacker it also removed the cionide from the game this alowwed the gameto be sent back to an E10 rating.

The game costed 29.99 and was a commercial success with people of all ages and genders.

More nintendo 4ds info can be obtained at Nintendo 4DS.
New Super Mario Bros. 2

This article is finished!***New Super Mario Bros. 2***, known as ***New Super Mario Bros. 2: Electric Boogaloo*** in Europe, is a title for the Nintendo 3DS, which stars Mario reprising his role as Charles Martinet. We think it was meant to be a game, but it sure doesn't play like one. The goals of the "game" are to rescue Princess Peach from Bowser for the 69th time, and to accumulate a small wealth of a million coins. Fulfilling the first goal beats the "game", while fulfilling the second gives you the most important and meaningful prize ever. Spoiler alert: It's a different title screen.

Can we all agree to pretend that this mess never existed in the first place?

## "Game""play"

In this "game", Mario collects about 5,000 coins every second, which earns him one-and-two-thirds lives for every frame, or almost 11 every in-"game" second. It's so easy, even your unborn child can beat it in 30 minutes or less!

The Super Leaf returns for nostalgic purposes, to remind players of the time when *Super Mario*-series titles were actually good. However, seeing as the 3DS has Virtual Console capabilities, you don't actually need to waste 60 dollars for the "nostalgia" the "game" "provides". You can just play something or other with actual effort and love put into it.

## Soundtrack

The game's soundtrack is filled with ear-bleeding music of the experimental genre. It asks players to envision the Mushroom Kingdom of *New Super Mario Bros. Wii* after a wide-scale sheep infestation. Every track has not only interjectional bahs, but also dahs accompanying the melodies. It's absolutely horrible to have to listen to. Were Koji Kondo dead he'd be rolling in his grave, along with most of the other good musicians who are doing so for different reasons. The music was apparently composed by Skrillex, Motohiro Kawashima, and ARK Music Factory together - no wonder it's horrible.

## Trivia

* It is said that if you somehow lose all of your lives, a black screen with the words "game over" will appear. However, no one has ever had the misfortune to see that screen in this "game".
* The idea for the "game" was pitched by the same gold fetishist at Nintendo who would later create Pink Gold Peach.
Phantom Sword

**“**DUDE WEED LMAO!**”**
—Bob Marley, *The ultimate guide on how to write music*

The **Phantom Sword** is a plastic sword used by Bob Marley to fight ghosts when he was high (which means all the time).

## Origin

Bob Marley found it in a McDonalds happy meal when he was on his first trip. He immediately used it to poke other customers, one of them being Shigeru Miyamoto, who there got the idea for the Nintendo DS and its stupid touch screen gimmick. Following this incident McDonalds discontinued the toy, to avoid further ruining the world.

## Trivia

* It is made in China and 100% hazardous for both children and adults. No wonder Bob Marley died!
* It is not actually effective against ghosts.
	+ It is not actually effective at all.
Balloon Fight

Balloon fight is a 2009 video game developed by Nintendo for the NES 2000, it is a rip off of a game called Joust if you don't know that.

## Plot

Little to known about the plot, the woodpecker masked balloon fighter king stolen the seven pipes to his castle.

## Gameplay

You play as a unnamed guy that was rejected by the plumbers and he has a helmet with two balloons attached to it. you control him by pressing the A button or holding the B button to flap like flappy the bird and also you can hold the b button to fly, also can press the C button to punch the crap out of your enemies and make button combinations like in kart fighter.

## Triva

* this is the only game where lolman makes a cameo appearance.
Goomba

**Goombas** are handsome mushroom soldiers who are regularly sent in to the Mushroom Kingdom to serve in the War. They are the heroes we need, but not the heroes we deserve. Notable features of this species include their incredible curvy, round heads… that fighting spirit they imbue in each step they take towards their towering opponents… the gall they have to challenge the beautiful Super Mario… all of it is just so astounding.

## History

Goombas are the sons of Bowser. The huge, beautiful Koopa King is the father of the Goombas. The Goombas were all born at once from the Bowser's amazing insides. Wow. The Goombas thanked their wonderful father and went to defeat the Super Mario. However, they failed, despite their best efforts.

Afterwards; the Goombas decided to settle down with good, friendly homes. They someone finish this page for me im really bored
Ванета холд

Карта области Нерат Холда

### Географическое положение:

Восточная часть Северного континента, восточное / юго-восточное побережье Нератского полуострова

## Всё о  •  Холдах  •  Вейрах  •  Цехах  •  [ Шаблон ]

**Ванета холд** (*Waneta hold*) — небольшой холд на восточном или юго-восточном побережье Нератского полуострова, приблизительно около устья реки Нерат. Точное расположение неизвестно.

В 31 обороте Девятого Прохождения в результате падения Огненного шара образовалась огромная приливная волна — цунами, под удар которой попадали многие прибрежные нератские холды. Мастер Идаролан отмечал, что пять малых холдов Нерата — Берея, Ванета, Гретель, Изогнутый Хребет и Салюда, могут пострадать достаточно серьёзно. Причём Ванета могла пострадать не столько от самого цунами, сколько от разлива реки Нерат [ SoP ].

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Nintendo 4DS

The **Nintendo 4DS**, codenamed the **Miyamoto**, is an upcoming handheld console set to released by Nintendo in the second quarter of 2026. It will be more powerful than the PlayStation 4 and Xbox One combined; it is powerful enough to emulate both.

The system can emit odors, and can shift the pixels of the top screen into textured metamaterials that can be felt in realtime. The smell gimmick was first advertised by showing that a player could smell the wind behind Sonic when he runs, and the brimy scent of the ocean in a *Super Mario* level. The same gimmick is slated to be put to heavy use in an unrevealed *Wario* game.

Many CoD and FIFA fanboys are ironically excited for the console.

## Games

* *New Super Mario Bros. 3*
* *Paper Mario 4 Real*
* *Carpet Samples Catalogue*
* *Sonic Boom: Rise of Methane*
* *Hyper Mario*
* *Animal Crossing: Pet the Animals!*
* *Family Party 4D*
* *DJ Khaled and Friends: The Video Game*
* *Oliver and Company 7: The Game*
* *Ubisoft Fat Cats 4D*
* *The Castle of Monita*
* *The Denpa Men 3: Cash*
* *Gunvalkyria Chronicles*
* *Miley Cyrus: Polygon Studio*
Hyper Mario

Hyper mario is a 2023 video game made by john fortnite himself on a brand deal with nintendo. Its is a crossover between fortn

   ite, porn, and mario. In the game, you get the choice between playing as john wick, fro

   m fortnite, sonic from mario and sonic at the 2012 olympic games, or obama, from the 2012 rwandan genocide as well as the boston bombings. The very controversial ending which sees you kill your step dad brad because he took your ninteno 4ds is a very controversial choice accoridng to parents, but childeern love it becuase tyhey hate their sutpig stepdad brad and they think their mom should beak up with him ang get back with my dad because hie is scool and he as a xobx. the game is currently at a 20/12 in reference to KONY 2012, a plitical movemetn taht was heavily endorsed by the 20th president of the united states, James Garflied (the fat one who was a cat), who was assassinated shortly after saying, "uh oh, I think this KONY guy has a pretty good point." Hyper Mario is actually the game that inspired Joseph kony to make his child army, and has single handedly crashed the venezualen aconomy.
Slipknot

**Slipknot** is a musical group comprised of Shy Guys. Their gimmick is wearing masks, despite the fact that all Shy Guys wear masks.

## Members

* General Guy (leader)
* Spy Guy
* Sky Guy
* Anti Guy (fan favorite)
* Medi Guy
* Pyro Guy

To join the band, all you have to do is find General Guy and say, verbatim, "Can I join Slipknot?" If he deems you worthy, you're in—no musical talent is required. This is only applicable to Shy Guys, however. The band has voiced prejudice against Snifits and Bandits in the past, inciting controversy among the Mushroom Kingdom's nu-metal scene.
JonTron

**JonTron**, or **Jon** for short, is an infamous Twitter user and Vimeo vlogger who reviews television shows. He is reviled across the globe for constantly spouting unfunny jokes during his reviews. Jon tried to make a YouTube channel once, but it wasn't very succesful. He stopped uploading YouTube videos in July 2010, with only 15 subscribers at the time.

He once made a minor appearance in an episode of Game Grumps.

## Trivia

* Jon is deathly afraid of birds, and will flip out if someone so much as mentions them.
Брачная песня

**"Брачная песня"** (*"Mating song"*) - она же **"Взмывайте в славе высоко"** (*"Rise High in Glory"*) - одна из учебных баллад Перна, посвященная продолжению и поддержанию рода драконов на Перне.

 • **Упоминается в книгах:** Полёт дракона.

## Текст баллады

Rise in glory,
Bronze and gold.
Dive entwined,
Enhance the Hold.
Count three months and more
And five heated weeks,
A day of glory and
In a month who seeks?
A strand of silver
In the sky...
With heat, all quickens
And all times fly.

Когда настанет день Судьбы, кто знает?
Пройдёт зима, и снег в горах растает,
Дни тёплые в пучине моря канут
И осень месяцы уныло отсчитает…
Когда настанет день Судьбы, кто знает?
Хранитель бронзовый небес,
С ним — спутница златая,
Взмывайте к солнцу высоко,
Тела переплетая.
Вершите таинство любви,
Мощь Перна умножая…
В небе — блеск серебра.
Зреет быстро семя.
Перн опаляет жара.
Стрелой пролетает время.
*Перевод: М. Нахмансон*
Во славу Вейра и на благо Холда
Взмывайте вверх, за вашей королевой.
Стремительней, чем молния из злата,
Летит она, пронизывая небо.
Ее догонит лишь один счастливец
И воедино с золотой сольется.
Три месяца продлится ожиданье
И пять недель, томительных и жарких.
И будет день — торжественный, счастливый,
Великий день — Рождение драконов,
Которым суждено парить над Перном
Во славу Вейра и на благо Холда.

*Перевод: И. Адронати*
Mario Fighters

**Mario Fighters** is a next gen fighting game, released way back in 1995. Despite being released over 20 years ago, it was 30 years ahead of its time; it makes the Xbox One's graphics look instantly outdated. However, it used a soundchip with 16 PCM channels, which was considered dated even for the time.

It features extreme violence and gore. It was designed to compete with Sonic the Fighters and Mega Man: The Power Battle.

## Characters

* Mario
* Luigi
* Princess Peach
* Princess Daisy
* Yoshi
* Bowser
* Wario
* Baby Mario
* Baby Luigi

## Stages

* Diarrhea Sea
* McDonalds
* Sonic Land
* Yoshi's Island
* Mushroom Kingdom

TBA

## Legacy

The game would go on to inspire thousands, if not millions of game franchises, including Halo, Call of Duty, Metal Gear Solid, Fallout, Grand Theft Auto, Horrid Henry: Missions of Mischief, Disney Princess: Magical Jewels and Bully.
Bowser

**Bowser**, also known as **King Koopa**, **Browser**, **IE6**, and **Mega Turtle** is a gigantic turtle in the Mario series. His mother is a turtle and father is an obese man, however both cannot be named for legal reasons. He scares the living shit out of anyone who disses him, including Mario and Charles Martinet. Wario secretly lives with him. When he gets angry, he raps like Lil' Jon.

He is bisexual, and he is secretly dating Dry Bowser.
Shigeru Iwata

**“**Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about skibbidibbidibyodududub.**”**
—Shigeru Iwata

**Shigeru Iwata**, also known from time to time as Scatman John, was the creator of many beloved video games including *Super Mario Bros.*, *The Legend of Zelda*, *Pikmin*, and *Fester's Quest* (uncredited). He was known for his scats and jives, as well as his vibey, funky personality. It is rumored he got beheaded by a young kid.
The Adventures of Sonic and Friends

**The Adventures of Sonic and Friends** is a computer animated television show based off the Sonic series. The show began airing on 11th April, 2016, on Disney Junior. The show features Sonic the Hedgehog and his friends getting up to strange adventures.

## Episodes

### Volumne 1 (2016)

 **The Big Robot**
 **The Master Emerald**
 **No Way! I Can't Believe This!**
 **Running for Rings**
 **Sonic's Movie**
**Air date**: 16th April, 2016 | Sonic wants to film his own movie, but things go horribly wrong. This episode, based on *Sonic Dreams Collection*, was rated Adults Only (AO).
Виет

## [ Шаблон ]

**Виет** (*Wieth*) — бронзовый дракон Форт Вейра середины Первого Прохождения, позже переселился в Бенден Вейр. Всадник — Д'вид.

Был одним из драконов, планировавших переселение в новый Вейр из переполненного Форта.

Во время отражения Падения едва не попал под большой клубок Нитей, кто-то из драконов напрямую обратился к его всаднику, предупреждая об опасности.

Переселился в Бенден Вейр, помогал обустраивать помещения Вейра; летел в брачном полете за золотой Аларантой, но уступил Брианту М'халла [ CoP-SW ].
Арна

Эта статья имеет устаревшее оформление и содержание. Необходимо заменить устаревший шаблон на новый {{инфобокс персонажа}} и дополнить статью информацией.

**Арна** (*Arna*) - младшая госпожа Форт Вейра, а затем - Телгар Вейра, одна из соосновательниц последнего. Всадница неназванной королевы.

Запечатлела неназванную королеву в Форт Вейре. Когда Шон, в присутствии Торен, подтвердил, что согласен с необходимостью основания еще как минимум трех новых Вейров, девушка предположила, что было бы логично назначить Госпожой кого-то из старших всадниц, например **Арну** или Улоа.

По результатам жеребьевки попала в Телгар Вейр, однако стали ли старшей Госпожой - неизвестно [ CoP-SW ].