300: May 21-22, 2019

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Today, Dan and Jordan stick around the present day of the Alex Jones Show because they are gluttons for punishment. In this installment, the gents find Alex being a real asshole about Somali immigrants, speculating about black pyramids, and interviewing a Scottish dog trainer/bigot.

## Tidbits

* Alex misses his old studio
* Leftists are throwing acid on "Nigel Farad"
* Twitter authorized the attacks
* Discussion: Antioch shooting
* Alex does a lazy ad read for a new product: 8 Pack Power Stack
* Discussion: what's in the power stack
* Natural Remedies is an Indian animal supplement company
* Alex talks about Somali refugees
* Alex gets weird abour Ilhan Omar
* Discussion: Refugee experience
* Alex tells a fake story about David Knight at an abortion rally
* Mineapolis is overrun with Somali violence
* Discussion: Child thrown off mall balcony
* Discussion: kids with hammers
* Alex defends Bernie Sanders
* Alex sends out for Popeye's
* The jetstream brings Chinese air to Texas
* Discussion: Texas air polution
* Alex loves Trump again
* Fox news is turning on Trump
* Alex reads scripture on air
* Every civilization: Black pyramids, eating babies
* Discussion: Black pyramid
* The priest class will kill the young priests and slit their own throats
* Discussion: Roman emperor suicides
* All your enemies want are your children
* Guest: Count Dankula
* Discussion: Dankula's discord server
* Donald duck can heil Hilter if he wants
* Alex talks about another dead dog
* Alex discovers speed running videos
* Speed runners can beat top robots
* Alex talks shit on gamers
* Alex had a Hitler dog too
* Dankula: First it was milkshakes, then it was bricks
* Discussion: Murder of Jo Cox
* Dankula gives an Alex style rant
* Alex sings Mother
* Discussion: Dankula's comedy chops
* Alex gets his fried chicken
* The Scottish invented fried chicken
* Alex does an interview with a mouth full of chicken
* Is Alex drunk?
* Is Alex hung over?
* All of Alex's narratives end in civil war
* Discussion: electoral college
* Alex does a demon Hillary impression
* Discussion: Black graduation ceremonies

## Notable Bits

* Alex talks about killing dogs
* Alex's True Story
* black pyramids

## Detailed Show Notes

**Antioch Church Shooting**

- Article about current trial

**8 Pack Power Stack**

- CEO Magazine article about Natural Remedies Pvt. Ltd.

**Minneapolis Bus Station Attack**

- American Thinker

- TownHall

- Instapundit

**Child Thrown Off Balcony Story**

- Article about perpetrator's history

**Texas Air Polution**

- Texas air pollution data

- Some areas are getting worse, some getting better

**Black Pyramids**

- Missing pyramid in Giza

- Human sacrifice in Egypt

- Curly And The Aztec Gold

**Roman Emperors**

- Causes of death of Roman Emperors

**Count Dankula**

- Dankula's Discord channel shut down

- Guardian article about Thomas Mair

- Is Count Dankula a comedian?

**Fried Chicken History**

- The Scottish invented fried chicken

- The Scottish "built the South"

- Bossip article about Bill Clinton serving fried chicken

**Electoral College**

- 1996 Yale Law Review article about the Electoral College

- Paul LePage's shitty comments

**Black Graduation Ceremony**

- Event was not a graduation, and was not exclusionary

- There are white students at Morehouse

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