DVD opening of G-Force/Transcript

## Transcript

* **Isabella:** (sighs) Oh, Phineas, this is horrible. I can’t believe we left the bedroom. That was the place we lived in. (Notices Phineas feeling angry) Phineas? What’s wrong?
* **Phineas:** (angry) Well, let me say this. (Groans) I just can’t believe I’m saying this. But you know what? The reason why we left… (Sigh) The reason why we left is because you said some dumb things about Wario a lot!
* **Isabella:** So, what happened?
* **Phineas:** I just can’t stand those things you kept saying about Wario! *That* is the reason why we moved away. That’s why we have too many problems! So, you know what? The reason why we got thrown out was because you just had to keep insulting Wario! That’s just taking it too far! So, that means, YOU are the one responsible for it!
* **Isabella:** (gets mad) *I’m* the one responsible for it?! No, Phineas, he was the one making fun of me and even our friends when we were doing DVD and VHS openings! So, that doesn’t make any excuse for you to blame it on me when it was *Wario* who made us move out. You’re just being a bit of a blind person! Even worse than you were in Paris!
* **Phineas:** Yeah?! So are you!
* **Isabella:** (gasps in horror) I don’t understand why you’re doing this! Phineas, I— He’s been deliberately trying to disrupt the DVD openings and he even drove some of us insane, right to the point where he would even mock us! So the only one who stopped us was him.
* **Phineas:** Well, then tell him he’ll have a chance! Just, you know, let him be in other openings!
* **Isabella:** What?! I mean giving other people chances takes a lot of time and after awhile you’d get to know them better but for Wario? Given that he’s one of the most self-centered people I’ve ever met in my life, it’s never going to work out! Not even for me! (Hurt) And that is the reason this’ll never work.
* **Phineas:** (extremely furious) You know what? How would it feel if I let someone other than Wario come in and make fun of **you**?!
* (Isabella doesn’t answer, as she is obviously heartbroken by Phineas' words. She starts to cry)
* **Phineas:** What? What’s the problem?
* **Wario:** Hi, guys! Does anyone have a quarter I can borrow?
* **Isabella and Phineas: *NO!*** *(Isabella is close to tears as she says this)*
* **Phineas:** Stay out of this, please, Wario. If you don't mind, my own little friend, Isabella, said I made fun of…
* (Isabella starts sobbing because of the hurtful things Phineas said to her. Phineas' anger transitions into guilt)
* **Isabella:** (in tears) How could you, Phineas? I can’t believe you’d accuse me of doing something like that. I’m not the one who makes fun of someone. I just wanted to make things work out. And to have someone I have a huge crush on, and someone who usually helped me earn fireside girl patches say something so mean just feels like a strawberry ice cream ruined. And that is NOT OK. Sometimes, letting in someone who insults you just feels embarrassing.
* **Phineas:** Yeah, I mean…
* **Isabella:** You wouldn’t even know how I’d feel about trying to do openings together and someone makes fun of you or how frustrating our trip in Paris turned out.
* **Phineas:** Isabella, I… I'm sorry. I didn’t mean to…
* **Isabella:** I just feel like I need to be alone for awhile. Just stay away from me!
* (A heartbroken Isabella breaks down crying. Phineas feels ashamed, as he is saddened because of his words making Isabella cry)
* **Phineas:** (sadly) You can go ahead without me. If you need me, I’ll be in another DVD opening, just not the rest of this. (He sadly leaves as he slowly closes the door.)
* (Isabella is still in tears)
* **Wario:** Does this mean I get to be in the video?
* **Isabella:** (sobs) Just leave me alone, Wario.
* **Wario:** Come on, I’ll change my ways, and you let me participate.
* **Isabella:** All right. I guess Phineas was right. I guess maybe I was acting like a jerk to you. I’m going to say this because I have no other things to do. Well, Wario, you can actually join our videos as long as you don’t annoy me. I guess we should make this a deal. Wanna shake my hand?
* (She shakes his hand. Isabella then looks at the camera looking worried, as she begins to have second thoughts)
* **Isabella:** (record scratches) Hold it, hold it. Before we stop the video, we’ll see if Phineas can join us.
* **Phineas:** (offscreen; sadly) I’m sorry, Isabella. I can’t. I feel like I’ve been a total burden to you enough. And I said you can go ahead without me. Just go.
* **Isabella:** (sighs) Well, it’s just you and me, huh, Wario?
* **Wario:** Yes.
* **Isabella:** Stop the camera for a second, Alec.
* **Alec:** (offscreen) Um, okay. (Isabella looks at the audience worriedly onscreen)

* (theme song)

* **Isabella:** Well, I guess Phineas won’t be in the rest of this episode. But despite a huge argument with him earlier, we should keep the show running anyway. So, hey, guys, this is Isabella Garcia-Shapiro here.
* **Wario:** (shaking silently)
* **Isabella:** Huh? Well that’s weird. Wario usually says his name in most openings. Anyway, today we are going to do the DVD opening of G-Force. Probably the first Disney live action movie to be released in Disney Digital 3D. And this movie is about Guinea pigs who are secret agents. So let’s go ahead and do the opening. We can do this. (She inserts the DVD disc into the Blu-ray player) Let’s get started. And, yup, this is definitely the intro variant of that Disney logo. Huh. Didn’t know that. Wait, they still use Fast Play even after all these years. Cool. Nope. I’m not in a good mood to select the menu.
* **Voiceover:** (offscreen) Fast Play will begin in a moment.
* **Isabella:** OK, the following preview, rated G. Yeah, you get the idea. Wow, the Disney Vault. Nice.
* **Alec:** (offscreen) He lost his voice after he agreed to accept the deal to stop being obnoxious to you.
* **Isabella:** He did? (Sighs in relief) Oh, thank goodness. I guess this means Wario has quit being annoying. Maybe he *is* going to change after all.
* **Wario: *APRIL FOOLS!***
* **Isabella:** (stammers) So this deal was all a fluke? And you’re *not* gonna stop annoying us? You promised! I was so close to giving you a chance. I can’t believe you. (She slaps him. (**Wario:** Owie! Hey! I can explain! It was a joke!)) (Isabella gets enraged) I don’t care! You lied to me! That wasn’t very funny! That was a cruel trick! And the worst part is ***you didn’t even care that I was upset that Phineas left me!*** (She kicks Wario out of the TV room) (Hurt) I always believed that I could see the good in everyone. But I was wrong. Just the way you were wrong about the deal would go. (Closes the door. Sadly) Well, I guess that’s it, (Sniffles) and… (voice breaking) I’m sorry. I’m just still upset about Phineas arguing with me and leaving me. (Tearfully) T-Thank you for watching and I’ll see you tomorrow. Bye everybody. (Sobs)

* (closing credits)