Food Girls: Pizza Arcade/Transcript

* Gamertopia Kartoon Krossover presents...
* "Food Girls: Pizza Arcade"
* All: (singing) *"We're all together to go to Pizza Arcade. Let's hope everything perfectly aims to pleeeeeeeeease!"*

[Cut to: At a bus stop]

* Ice Cream Girl: (narrating a plot) "We were all outside at the bus stop. We couldn't resist going to our happy place so much that tears were about to emerge from our eyes. I can't wait to go to Pizza Arcade!"
* Taco Girl: "Let's hope that the bus comes in less than 30 seconds."
* Jelly Girl: "Aw man, why does time fly so fast?"
* Pizza Girl: "Look, it's coming right now!"
* Chocolate Bunny Girl: "Pizza Arcade is gonna be grand!"

[The bus arrives]

* Cookie Girl: "It's here everyone! Come on, all of you! Let's form a line!"

[They all line up and get on the bus]

* Bus Driver: "Are you guys ready?"
* All except the Bus Driver: "Yeah!"
* Bus Driver: "OK then. Fasten your seatbelts. Our arrival time will be in about 25 minutes. Enjoy."

[The bus departs from the bus stop]

* Cookie Girl: "I'm so bored!"
* Cupcake Girl: "Girls, I have an idea. Let's color in my coloring books!"
* Cheddar Cheese Girl: "Yay! It will be fun!"

[The three get out their coloring books and start coloring in pages]

* Burger Girl: "I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready!" (Laughs happily)
* Taco Girl: "Uhhhh....I think you said that when you're ready."

* [Burger Girl and Taco Girl laugh]

* [15 minutes later]

* [The bus stops at Pizza Arcade]

* Ice Cream Girl: (narrating a plot) "We finally arrived at Pizza Arcade in the evening."
* Bus Driver: "OK, everyone. We're now here. Have fun!"
* Ice Cream Girl: "Thanks, bus driver! We're gonna have a great time!"
* Alfredo Girl: "Yeah! It will be amazing!"
* Ice Cream Girl: "Let's go, everyone!"

[They all go inside]

[Cut to: Inside Pizza Arcade]

* Cupcake Girl: "Wow. It looks like a glamorous place inside! All colorful and everything...just look at that! I can see the tubes the kids are in. I wish I could go in the tubes! On a vacation from Sprinkleland when I was 6, my parents and I went to the arcade. I went in the tubes and guess what they're actually called?"
* Marshmallow Girl: What was it?
* Cupcake Girl: "They're known as the Skytubes. And I also have a board game version of the attraction at home."
* Marshmallow Girl: "I didn't know that there was a board game based on it."
* Cookie Girl: "I guess I haven't been there before, ."
* Alfredo Girl: "I have never been there before either. Let's go!"
* Pizza Girl: "But look on the bright side, this will be a great night, but I really hope nothing bad happens."

[Cookie Girl and Alfredo Girl try to run to the arcade and restaurant portion of Pizza Arcade, but are stopped by Burger Girl]

* Burger Girl: "Now where do ya think you're going?"
* Alfredo Girl: "Cookie Girl and I want to go play the games and ride the rides right away."

[Jelly Girl walks to where Burger Girl is]

* Jelly Girl: "Uh-uh-uh. I think you know the rules before going there. You should be marked with a special number on the back of your hand."
* Cookie Girl: "What's that called?"
* Jelly Girl: "It's called the Kid Check Stamp. Let's go."

[A few moments later...]

* Marshmallow Girl: "Well, since we're all set for now, let's get going! We don't want to waste too much time."
* Cupcake Girl: "I'm on it, Marshmelly!"

[They all go into the arcade portion of the facility and start a brief tour]

* Pizza Girl: "This looks neat! A Kiddie coin-operated car ride with Pizza Monster!"

[Cut to: Squidward pushes a young girl off the Pizza Arcade Photo Ride]

* Squidward: [laughs]
* Young Girl: [Crying]
* Mrs. Puff: "Squidward, why? You know you can't push other children off rides. That's it, you will be in timeout when we get home."
* Squidward: (as Mrs. Puff takes him away from the ride) "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

[They see the games]

* Taco Girl: "Lookie, guys! It's the Skee-Ball!"

[Taco Girl inserts a token, operating the Skee-Ball lane. Taco Girl grabs the ball and spits it up into the lane and into the 30-point hole]

* Ice Cream Girl: "30 points? Not bad, ."
* Pizza Girl:  "I have practiced a lot, I have a skee ball app on my I touch."

[Pizza Girl tries and scores 50 points, Ice Cream Girl says good job to and appreciates it.]

[Cookie Girl appears near Taco Girl]

* Cookie Girl: "Let me help you!"

[Cookie Girl grabs a ball and rolls it up into the 100-point hole]

* Cookie Girl and Taco Girl: "Ya!"
* Ice Cream Girl: "Hooray! You guys made it into the 100 point hole!"

[Cut to: The Animatronic Theater and the restaurant portion. We see tables with pizza, salads, sandwiches, and buffalo wings on them with food girls and several other customers sitting in the seats]

* Announcer: "Ladies and Gentlemen. Boys and Girls. Everyone of all ages, please welcome, Pizza Monster and his gang!"

* [Audience cheers]

* [The curtains pull up, revealing the animatronics]
* Pizza Monster: "Good evening everybody! We will have a spectacular night here at Pizza Arcade!"
* Coony: "Did you say we're having a knight?"
* Pizza Monster: "No! I said we will have a night, Coony!"
* Gabson: "Well, y'all, we shall perform a new song about an animal that looks like me. But it isn't a dog. I'll give you a hint! It's something that's clever!"
* Cookman: "Let's-a ask someone in the audience!" (Brings microphone all the way to a nearby girl close to the stage)
* Girl Customer 1: "Uh, a fox?"
* Gabson: "Quicka, give a response to that girl in pigtails."
* Quicka: "OK. But give me a drumroll please to check to see if she's correct!"

[Coony rolls along on a drum banging on both sides of it rapidly]

* Pizza Monster: "No, Coony, not that kind of drumroll!"

[Coony crashes off screen and bird sound effects play, Coony clumsily returns onstage with stars encircling his head]

* Gabson: "She's correct!"

[Audience cheers]

* Cookman: "Mamma-mia! She's just as clever as one!"
* Quicka: "We shall play What Does the Fox Say! I will do the vocals."

[The band performs "What Does the Fox Say" as everyone dances around, it lasts for 3 minutes]

* Ice Cream Girl: (narrating a plot) "We had a spectacular dance party with What Does the Fox Say. But this was the party pooper that came after, unfortunately..."

[Buzzing sound plays]

* Announcer: "Sorry to interrupt you all, please pay attention to this message. Pizza Arcade will become Evil Pizza Arcade at 9:00 P.M. Starting....now!"
* Pizza Girl:  "NO, this is going to be scary, I should call my girlfriend and my mom about this."
* [The doors completely shut tight]
* [After which he calls his girlfriend and his mom]
* Announcer: "NOW ALL EXITS HAVE BEEN SHUT TIGHT AND YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A WAY TO ESCAPE AT ALL!" (evil laugh)
* Taco Girl: "Oh no! It's 9 PM already!
* Pizza Girl:  "Everyone, don't worry, we WILL find a way out of this."
* Marshmallow Girl: "Uh, oh. Did I also mention that there is a possibility of an upcoming thunderstorm in the next 15 minutes?"

[Cookie Girl shows the photos to Jelly Girl]

* Jelly Girl: "In the first picture, are these big dark bubbles coming out of the sky?"
* Cookie Girl: "No Jelly Girl, these are storm clouds, and they are called mammatus clouds."
* Jelly Girl: "Oh."

[Cut to: The animatronics become evil]

* Pizza Monster: "Minions, assemble!"
* [Pieces of metal fall from the sky and magically assemble various robotic minions resembling walking pieces of pizza.]
* [The patrons except food girls begin to run away from their seats]

* Pizza Girl: "Uh...Do they look yummy?"
* Cheddar Cheese Girl: "They're not yummy, silly!"
* Cookie Girl: "Yeah, girls! They ain't have toppings on them either!"
* Cupcake Girl: "Oh boy. Here we go again."
* Marshmallow Girl: (Punches a minion) "That's what you get for trying to kill me."
* Taco Girl: "I'M PERFECTLY CALM! Pizza Monster. We need to talk about your niece."

* Jelly Girl**: "**Not if I kill you with my exo-"

* [Then Pizza Monster shuts her exo off]

* Jelly Girl: **"**RUN!!!!!!!!!!"

[Everyone starts running for their lives. Pizza Monster and the other animatronic figures are seen chasing the gang]

* Marshmallow Girl: **"**No, please! I taste squishy!"

* Pizza Monster: **"**I don't care. Stop running now or suffer the consequences!"

[Cuts to Coony chasing Pizza Girl and Cookie Girl]

* Cookie Girl: RUN FASTER, HE'S GATING ON US!

* Pizza Girl: Coony, why are you doing this to us?

* Coony**:** Because we hate children like YOU!

[Later...]

* Taco Girl**:** OK, they lost sight of us. Now how will we escape?

[Taco Girl plants a TNT on the wall. Everyone backs up. It explodes, making a hole in the wall. Everyone continues running]

* Taco Girl: It's kinda dark in here. Anyone have a flashlight?

* Ice Cream Girl: I do. [Pulls out a Mickey Mouse flashlight. The light stops working after five seconds]

* Marshmallow Girl**:** This isn't your everyday darkness, this is your... ADVANCED DARKNESS.

* Jelly Girl: If I had my iPad here I have a flashlight on there.

[A hand grabs Ice Cream Girl]

* Ice Cream Girl**:** HE'S GOT ME, GUYS!!!!

[Taco Girl gives Cookie Girl a bomb pie]

* Cookie Girl**:** Thanks.

[Cuts to Pizza Monster and Ice Cream Girl]

* Pizza Monster: Now it is time to die!

* Cookie Girl**:** [Offers Pizza Monster a pie] If you let him go, I'll give you this.

* Pizza Monster**:** Uhh, thanks? [lets Ice Cream Girl go]

[Ice Cream Girl and Cookie Girl run off. Pizza Monster eats and swallows the pie, only to find out it's a bomb pie. He explodes]

* Marshmallow Girl**:** OK, we have to see where this dark hallway will lead us.

[Hall lights come on]

* Jelly Girl: Finally!

[Everyone continues running down the hallway. The gang sees a giant red door. They open it, only to see lava everywhere]

* Ice Cream Girl: Another door. [Opens it, only to find axes swinging]

* Cupcake Girl: I like swords better anyway.

* Marshmallow Girl: Well maximum suits are better because of max strength.

* Cupcake Girl: Don't look at me like that!

* Cookie Girl: Another door at the end of this hallway!

* Cheddar Cheese Girl: And where do you think that will take us?

[Everyone runs to it. Ice Cream Girl opens it. It leads to a dark room]

* Ice Cream Girl: Hello?

[Lights come on]

* Pizza Girl: "I wish we were escaped to the Gomez house."

[The Food Girls teleported back to the Gomez house.]

* Pizza Girl: "Hooray! Were home!"
* Cookie Girl: "Now, let's all get some sleep."

[Next morning...]

* [Cut to: Everyone is gathered around the cable TV]
* Honey Girl: "Good morning folks. This is the Fillmore News Network. I am Honey Girl. This morning's story will focus on the disaster that occurred at Pizza Arcade. Now we will go live for further information."

[Cut to: Outside the Pizza Arcade restaurant]

* Honey Girl: "Witness, can you hear me?"
* Witness: "I hear you loud and clear, Honey Girl. As you can see, when I was walking past Pizza Arcade, I glanced at the window and I saw panicking people and animatronics and their minions \*attacking customers. That was when Pizza Arcade became evil. Fortunately, the restaurant returned to normal by midnight. There were at least 20 fatalities and 50 injured.
* Honey Girl: We'll be right back on Fillmore News Network."

* Ice Cream Girl: I hope we'll love us all.

* Food girls: Thank you! [They all laugh]
* [The End]