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Kurlitad

**Kurlitads**, or **kurls**, are small white-feathered humanoids with the ability to retract into their own bodies and look like an unsuspicious bird.

Other features that define the species are their immortality, love for dancing and singing, and the fact only females exist. Because of the kurls' immortality, reproduction is unnecessary and the males happened to die out and become a forgotten fact.

The species was conceived in April of 2019, and artwork appeared at Tumblr on August 5, 2019.

While this page covers the species only, there's a short story about the kurls finding a boy in their midst who unapologetically joins them in their dancing routine. He's not considered to be a kurlitad by them and called a "poi", or "tatad" by others to imply he's unfinished in some way.

While this is the case, they welcome the stranger into their community.

## Personality

Kurls are extremely cheerful beings who love to make themselves seen and heard. They can sing and dance for hours and do this loudly. The sound of their voice is annoying to some, but they don't have natural enemies, as they're too inoffensive and agile for predators to want them as prey. Nevertheless, it's insinuated that the pois were hunted to extinction, perhaps because they were slower and less careful.

They're without lust, anger, or jealousy, and have no family structures because of the lost need to have offspring. Friendships are prevalent, while romantic couples and feelings of sisterhood are non-existent.

Back when both genders still interacted with each other, the men would dance and the females sing. The kurls took on both traits over time, though the song and dance the kurls have entertained themselves with these hundreds of years is a forgotten mating ritual, more specifically, one that expresses desperation and sorrow for the pois lost.

## Appearance

Kurls are short and slender humanoids with pointy noses and white feathers covering their body. At some areas these are so tiny, they look like short fur.

They have large pupils, mostly black, and long limbs. They have hands and are able to grab things, but large feathers attached to their elbows for that bird look. They can only fly short distances and mainly stay on on tree branches.

## Trivia

* "Pasa?" by Pleasant Chemistry inspired the creatures' creation.
Selachimorpherson

**Selachimorpheople** are an aggressive variant of mermaid/man, inspired by sharks.

The name was first mentioned in the Ed, Edd n Eddy fanfiction "Until I See You Again", though the creature made its first official appearance in fanart showing the Kanker sisters as "shark mermaids" (2014).

## Behaviour

Selachimorpheople are aggressive creatures of (below) average human intelligence that fight each other, either for fun or to establish dominance. Human sailors aren't safe from them and confuse them for regular mermaids, which spawned the well-known stories about mermaids luring men and drowning them in sea.
Merpeople don't appreciate the bad reputation selachimorpheople give them, but are not in the position to do something about it. They can't be reasoned with.

They tend to live separately and put great distances between each other, since they value their territory. Because they're jealous of merpeople and wish to be like them, they're actively trying to change themselves by starting communities and creating a culture, but as they lack the motivation/capability to "create", they usually look for merpeople villages and kingdoms to take over. This is easy to do, as merpeople are no threat and are seen as prey by them, like most sea life.

It's uncommon for a selachimorpherson to feel attracted to a merperson, or express genuine romantic interest in general. Nevertheless, the two species are able to reproduce.

A woman is called a "selachimorphmaid", a man "selachimorphman", a child "selachi".

## Appearance

They have a human upper body and the lower body of a shark. Because there are multiple variants of sharks in the world, there are different versions of selachimorpheople as well, though the blue shark is the most common.

When hunting, angered, or dead, their bodies go through an extreme change. Their pupils expand till the point their eyes are solid black, their mouths stretch out and pushes their fangs out, and their innards are sucked in, making their bones more visible. As they take on this form when dead, it's suggested that this is how they actually look like and put effort into appearing human.

Why they take on their human form in situations where it's not needed hasn't been explained.

Unlike merpeople, they see no need in wearing clothes or jewellery. They proudly swim around bare-chested.

## Trivia

* "Selachimorpha" is the scientific class name for sharks.
Summer Fontana

**Summer Fontana** is an American child actress who portrays "Luna Prince" on *Prince*.

## Biography

Summer appeared in a couple of short films called Basic Witches and Auntie in 2016. She also had a minor role in the 2016 comedy Office Christmas Party. She joined The CW drama *The Originals* in the show's fourth season in the role of Hope Mikaelson. She also landed the role of young "Jean Grey" on X-Men: Dark Phoenix.

## Trivia

* She was born in Ohio, like actor Chris Wood.
* She is 4 years younger than actor Aiden Flowers.

## External Links

* IMDb
* Twitter
* Facebook

## References

1. ↑ http://www.justjaredjr.com/2017/06/24/summer-fontana-will-be-a-major-stars-the-originals-showrunner-says/
2. ↑ https://screenrant.com/x-men-dark-phoenix-cast-young-jean-grey-summer-fontana/
Pookeemon

**Pookeemon** is a series of short parody comics related to the Pokémon anime series that mainly stars Team Rocket.

The drawings are simplistic and the spelling always incorrect, especially when it concerns (Pokémon) names.

The series made it's first online appearance in 2008 at Deviantart.

## Returning Characters

### Ehsj

"Ehsj" is Ash.

While he appears slightly less absent-minded in some comics, in general he's shown not to be too involved with the situations at hand. He acts very nonchalantly about serious problems.

In one comic it's revealed that Ehsj is Peekatsyoo's Pokémon.

### Peekatsyoo

"Peekatsyoo" is Pikachu.

He is often portrayed a bit deformed and just as absent-minded as Ehsj. Peekatsyoo is a silent character who always has a smile on his face.

He only had one line of dialogue in the whole series.

### Jessee

"Jessee" is Jessie from Team Rocket.

Her personality is fairly accurate to Jessie's personality, though is more cartoony for the sake of the series.

### Jeems

"Jeems" is James from Team Rocket.

His personality is fairly accurate to James' personality, though is more cartoony for the sake of the series.

### Meeyaoof

"Meeyaoof" is Meowth from Team Rocket.

He sits at the side in the regular comics, but has his own little series where he promotes random Pokémon to Jessee and Jeems to give to their boss as a present.

While his name is spelled "Meeyaoof", Meeyaoof himself always says *"Moewth (that's right)"*.

## Minor Characters

### Broccoli

"Broccoli" is Brock.

While his name is Broccoli, it has never been said by any of the characters. He only made one appearance so far.

### Foggy

"Foggy" is Misty.

While her name is Foggy, it has never been said by any of the characters. She only made one appearance so far.

## List of appeared/mentioned Pokémon

* Togapee (Togepi)
* Viktreebell (Victreebel)
* Persjan (Persian)
* Nurse Jooy (Nurse Joy; claimed to be a Pokémon)
* Rattatatatatatata (Rattata)
* Farfetsjt (Farfetch'd)
* Jeenks (Jynx)
* Snoorlaks (Snorlax)
* Megeekarp (Magikarp)

## Trivia

* The series only discusses the first generation Pokémon.
Atomic! (intro)

The **Atomic! intro** is an unscheduled intro for the series, Atomic!, featuring "Atomic" by Party Animals.

The intro briefly explains Anton's past and shows his superhero transformation in action. Back on Earth, he incompetently plays the role of a comic book superhero, catching the attention of protection agencies, who he manages to avoid thanks to his notably weird fashion style when acting a normal citizen.

He meets and saves a woman from tripping over a pebble, earning him her devoted friendship, and the two happily do their thing while the world is looking for "Atomic".

The video's imagery is mostly static and resembles comic book panels. It's accompanied with narrative text boxes.

There's no desired date of completion set for the project, though a brief start was made on October 11, ‎2019. Conception was somewhere in June of 2019.

## Narration text

> *..Far away, in an unexplored part of space..*
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> *It's the year whatever.*
> *A newborn orphan was shot into the unknown after the government got their hands on the creation of his genius parents...*
> *..A spaceship built to raise a baby into a full-fledged astronaut scientist, allowing humanity to survive and explore the deeper parts of space!*
> *Now more than 80 years later, the product of this controversial creation comes across a strange sight..*
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> *Put down your sausages in curry, Anton!*
> *The clichéd red-coloured danger alarm is going off!*
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> *A strange formation of light..*
> *What's going on?*
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*<under construction>*
Katkat

**Katkats** are meerkats that appear in an alternate future starring the two Lion King fancharacters, Damy and Deirdre. They have evolved into scrawny animals with a basic need to survive.

The exact date of their creation is unknown, but was presumably between 2004 and 2006. They've made no official online appearance.

## Correlating ending

Katkats only appear in the "Alternate Future Ending" of Damy and Deirdre's story.

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> *"Deirdre is sent hundreds of thousands of years into the future by Cheekah to give Damy the impression she abandoned him.*
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> *When she returns to her home in this future, she learns Damy has gotten a more monstrous appearance and became a tyrannizing animal. His mindless destructive nature turned the forest into an empty wasteland and forced the survived generations to live underground.*
> *Because of this lifestyle, these meerkats have a black, white or blueish fur, are nearly blind, underfed, and developed a different language similar to vampire Latin.*
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> *When Deirdre meets up with Damy, he again doesn't remember her and their history repeats. It's implied he'll never be able to speak full sentences again or show signs of civility."*
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## Appearance

Katkats have either a black, white or bluish fur, are nearly blind, and look underfed.
How Biggering Can I Be?

**"How Biggering Can I Be?"** is a song remix of "How Bad Can I Be" and the "Biggering" demo song from the 2012 Lorax movie.

It uses the main instrumentals of "How Bad Can I Be" and inserts Biggering's vocals at certain points, giving the impression it's a duet between the movie's Once-ler and the demo's.

The track was uploaded to Tumblr on March 15, 2023, and is part of the "Not The Lorax by Illumination" album.

## Lyrics

> **The Once-ler:**
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> *How ba-a-a-ad can I be?*
> *I'm just doing what comes naturally!*
> *How ba-a-a-ad can I be?*
> *How bad can I possibly be?*
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> **The Once-ler (demo):**
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> *There is a principle of nature..*
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> **Choir:**
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> *Principle of nature!*
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> **The Once-ler/The Once-ler (demo):**
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> *..that (al)most every creature knows.*
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> **The Once-ler (demo):**
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> *It's called survival of the fittest!*
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> **Choir:**
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> *Fittest!*
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> **The Once-ler:**
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> *And check it, this is how it goes:*
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> *The animal that wins has got to*
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> *claw, bite, and kick, and punch!*
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> *\*shotgun loads\**
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> **The Once-ler:**
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> *And the animal that doesn't, and the animal that doesn't-*
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> **The Once-ler (demo):**
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> *-winds up someone else's-*
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> **The Once-ler:**
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> *-la-la-la-la-lunch!*
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> *\*shotgun blast\**
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> **The Once-ler (demo):**
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> *A company's an animal*
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> **Choir:**
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> *Survival!*
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> *So I'm biggering my company, I'm biggering my factory!*
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> **The Once-ler (demo):**
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> *Just to keep itself alive!*
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> *How ba-a-a-ad can I be?*
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> **The Once-ler (demo):**
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> *I must keep biggering!*
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> **Choir:**
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> *How ba-a-a-ad can I be?*
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> **The Once-ler (demo):**
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> *How bad could I possibly be, let's see..!*
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> **The Once-ler (demo):**
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> *With the customers all buying and the money multiplying and the PR people lying and the lawyers are denying..!*
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> **The Once-ler:**
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> *How bad..?!*
> *How bad can this possibly be?!*
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## Trivia

* VampireMeerkat's dog is a harsh critic and kept trying to escape the room whenever the song was playing.
* A fully animated storyboard video has been in the works since early August, 2023.

## See also

* "How Biggering Can I Be?" at Tumblr
* The Biggering
* Not The Lorax by Illumination (Album)
Princess Elise

**Princess Elise** is the original Elise from the Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 video game, but reimagined.

She was made in response to the character being a semi-realistic human girl, which made the romantic scenes between her and Sonic questionable.

Artwork was released on May 15th, 2019 at Tumblr.

## Appearance

She's a red-bellied woodpecker with red hair, a grey beak, blue eyes, and mostly white feathers. These stick out of her dress to simulate the original Elise's attire.
Teddy

**Teddy** is Eddy's pet ferret and a minor character in the Ed, Edd n Eddy fanseries, Ed, Edd n Eddy Highschool.

Eddy spotted Teddy sitting on his roof one day and immediately claimed him as his own.

He mentioned finding him to Ed and Edd, and believed it was a cat. When they got to see the animal a week later, Edd remarked it was a ferret.

His first online appearance was on June 30, 2010 at his Edfanon Wiki page, though a more official online appearance was made at Deviantart on November 26, 2014.

## Personality

Teddy sleeps alot and is mostly docile, though doesn't seem to like Edd and consistently bites him when in close contact.

The animal is very blank slate and not much else is known about his likes and dislikes. One other thing he dislikes is wearing clothes, which causes him to become listless on the spot.

## Appearance

Teddy is a brown ferret with a bored facial expression. A noticeable physical feature is his pink nose with two black dots that are somewhat shaped like a star and a moon.

## Trivia

* Teddy is a ferret VampireMeerkat had as a child.
* Teddy was not conceived at the same time as Ed, Edd n Eddy Highschool and the exact date of his creation is uncertain. His Edfanon page was set up in the beginning of June, 2010.
Susie and Lancer Steal a Forgotten 90s Song

**"Susie and Lancer steal a forgotten 90s song (and happily announce their coolness to the world)"** is an animated music video starring Susie and Lancer from Deltarune, performing a semi-altered version of "Together and Forever" by Captain Jack.

In the animation, Susie briefly sings about her chapter 1 story arc inside the canon game. After this short introduction, she and Lancer begin to celebrate as the members of their two-person organization, while the original Captain Jack track kicks in, slightly remixed with vocals and a keyboard recording of Lancer's theme, performed by VampireMeerkat.

Like its spiritual predecessor, Susie's in-game textbox sound effect was pitch-shifted to match the on-screen lyrics and song's melody.

It was uploaded to Deviantart and Youtube on February 16, 2019. After Adobe halted their support for Flash animations, the Deviantart upload became compromised.

## Lyrics

> **Susie:**
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> *I was getting crap*
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> *cause I didn't obey you!*
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> *D. A. R. K.*
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> *F. U. N.*
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> *G. A. N. G.*
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> *Now I'm my own boss*
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> *and I lead a one-man crew!*
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> *D. A. R. K.*
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> *F. U. N.*
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> *G. A. N. G.*
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> *You are dumb!*
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> **Lancer:**
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> *You are dumb!*
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> *We are strong!*
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> **Lancer:**
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> *We are strong!*
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> *We're gonna bite your face off, laughing:*
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> *HO HO HO HO!*
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> *Together, forever,*
> *stay in my heart!*
> *Together, forever,*
> *we will never part!*
> *Together, forever,*
> *we're all for one!*
> *Together, forever,*
> *come and set me free!*
> *Set me free tonight!*
> *Baby, let me be your guide!*
> *Ooh, set me free tonight!*
> *Take the way to paradise!*
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## Credits translated

The exact context of the anime credits parody at the end has been lost, as the text had to be turned into an image in order to preserve memory (see: Trivia) and can't be reinserted in translation software.

Google Lens produced the following:

> *Japanese credits for a TV-show that doesn't exist.*
> *It's not like anyone can translate this.*
> *Except for Japanese people, I guess.*
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> *Hi Japan.*
> *The plan to take down the American pigs has almost been finalized.*
> *Please consult your nearest anime for more information.*
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> *<unknown>*
> *It's been more than one month since I wrote down all the other stuff.*
> *I don't know what it says anymore.*
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## Trivia

* The video makes an "Allan please add details" reference.
* The project suffered extreme frame rate issues and was challenging to finish in its final stages.

## See also

* "Susie and Lancer steal a forgotten 90s song" at Deviantart
* "Susie and Lancer steal a forgotten 90s song" at Youtube
Maria Robotmink

**Maria Robotmink** is the animal version of Maria Robotnik from the Sonic the Hedgehog video game series.

She's a young mink who lived in a large science facility in space, built by her her talented grandfather. It's unclear what happened to her parents.

She suffered a lethal illness and was purely brought along to space so she could benefit from the best treatment available in the ARK, though her grandfather's government-supported project was supposed to produce a real cure for her.

When said government believed the project was getting out of hand and the professor refused to abort, soldiers were sent to check and bring an end to things.

This lead to Maria getting shot and dying, but not before sending the project's results -her friend Shadow- in a pod to Earth.

She made her first appearance at Tumblr on Apr 13th, 2018.

## Personality

Maria was kind and wished to visit Earth. She immediately befriended Shadow the moment he stepped into life, even though his looks and overall presentation would suggest they're too different from each other to have any kind of relationship.

## Appearance

Maria is a yellow-furred mink with blue eyes and blonde hair, and wears a blue dress and headband.
God is an Atheist

**God is an Atheist** is a comedic comic series with the purpose of questioning well-known religious standpoints.

The comics are drawn with Flash, though not animated, and always opens with a random event, where one or more Christians are in discussion with each other or the atheistic main character. Then the conversation switches to her and God talking about whatever just happened, or something entirely different.

Artwork was first released at Deviantart, on May 5, 2010.

## Recurring Characters

### Anastasia

Anastasia is the main character of the series.

She's an atheist who often hangs out with God and talks with him about contradicting elements in religion, basically asking for an explanation from him.

### God

God is the second main character of the series.

He often lets out his frustration towards his followers, but is always ready with an excuse for his actions whenever Anastasia asks for it.

He has said the "real" God to be a woman who can only be approached after you're dead, and that he is basically her secretary, "answering the calls".

### Jesus

Jesus is God's son.

Jesus appears to be a demon-like boy around the age of 18, who has the habit of chasing girls off-screen. Though, whenever he shows up in the comics, he appears passive and silent.

### Satan

Satan is a stereotypical nerd who is jealous of God's fame. His son appears to be Bill Gates.
Ruby Heart

**Ruby Heart** is an Ed, Edd n Eddy fancharacter and the love interest of Eddy's brother.

She's an unusual addition to his life in the sense she's not the type of girl he would normally associate with. She's considered to be his first true love and the two marry in the future.

Her date of conception is unknown, but her first online appearance was at Deviantart on March 3, 2017.

## Story

> Ruby first met Eddy's brother some years after the events of the Big Picture Show, at the Mondo A-Go Go Park. She was one of the many guests that visited that Summer and immediately caught his attention over the fact she looks much like the singer, Nana Mouskouri, who Eddy's brother is a fan of.
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Ruby is trusting and entertains any claim as a possible truth. There's always an air of contentedness surrounding her and her responses to others are very as-a-matter-of-fact. It's hard to shock or anger her.

*<under construction>*

## Appearance

Incidentally, Ruby looks similar to Eddy's brother's favourite artist. She has half-long brown hair, thick eyelashes, is slender, wears big rectangle glasses, and has a mole at the left side of her chin.

## Trivia

* Ruby's name is a reference to Nana Mouskouri's rendition of "Ruby, Don't Take Your Love to Town"; which she translated to "Ruby, Garde Ton Coeur Ici", meaning "Ruby, keep your heart here".
New Age Sims

**New Age Sims** is an abandoned video and song remix from 2019, featuring "New Age" by Marlon Roudette and the 4th buy mode track from the first Sims installment.

Sims-themed elements were added to the original music video; making Marlon Roudette look like a Sims character, abused by his player. A customized Sims face resembling the artist's was created specifically for the project.

Despite deemed unfinished, it was uploaded to Youtube on November 10, 2022, under the alternate title "A 4 year old Sims edit I won't finish cause of lost assets and a claim partially blocking my shit".

## Trivia

* Youtube has restricted the song in some areas; and the video is not visible in Australia and New Zealand.
* There's some added text during the refrain scenes;
	+ *"You stuffed me in a 1 square room with no doors"* refers to a common torture practise players do in the game. The Sims does not automatically release characters that get stuck.
	+ *"Klapaucius"* is a money cheat code from the original game (not in later sold versions or when expansion packs are installed);
		- The amount of ";!" added determines how much money you'll receive.
	+ *"I was stuck swimming without a pool ladder"* refers to a common torture practise players do in the game. A Sim is unable to leave a swimming pool if the ladder is removed after entering.
	+ *"I'm too depressed to even look at myself"* is an in-game message that pops up when you instruct your Sim to raise their charisma points using a mirror, but their mood meter is too low.
List of explored fandoms

Below is the full list of existing media VampireMeerkat has created content for.

## 🎬 Movies

### **Walt Disney**

   All explored productions from the Walt Disney cooperation.

*Click here to go to the Disney category page and see all series, fanfiction, and characters related to Disney.*

### **Other**

Sometimes you're just "other".

## 📺 TV-shows

### Cartoon Network

All explored TV-shows from the children's channel, Cartoon Network.

### Nickelodeon

    All explored TV-shows from the children's channel, Nickelodeon.

### **Other**

Primarily shows not exclusive to one channel.

## **ツ** Anime and manga

All explored productions related to Japanese produced TV-shows, movies, and comics that specifically use the "anime" art style. Apparently this has to be its own category. やった!

## 🎮 Video games

All explored productions related to video games.
My Cat Mewtwo

**My Cat Mewtwo** is an otherwise unnamed and unrealized series of animated shorts starring VampireMeerkat's cat, Mewtwo.

Initially a short song, a series was entertained and a few jokes and storylines written down, but no start made on it, and after Mewtwo's passing, the idea was abandoned.

Every episode would've had Mewtwo do some inconspicuous thing, yet get scolded by his owner over it.

There're no records of its exact date of conception, though it's known to be a few years before 2014, with 2012 being a likely guess because of the existence of the joke video, Mewtwo the Movie, uploaded to Facebook that year.

## Theme song

The "theme song" is the first and only realized piece of media referring to the series, though the initially upbeat tone was changed as to commemorate Mewtwo's announced death. This announcement was published at Facebook on January 18, 2014.

*Alternate rendition (2014).*
### Lyrics

> *This is my cat.*
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> *He's a cat*
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> *Like that character I forgot the name of.*
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The Crab Doesn't Think That's Cool

**The Crab Doesn't Think That's Cool**, originally *"De Krab Vindt Dat Niet Cool"*, is an in-joke and private series that solely had VampireMeerkat's younger siblings as its target audience.

It was a running joke inside the family, but also portrayed as a written list of random things described by a little black cartoon crab as being "not cool". The running joke entailed that VampireMeerkat and siblings would comment on certain things with the sentence "the crab doesn't think that's cool".

The origin is a trivial situation during their stay in Malta, 2009, where a tiny black crab was spotted sitting on a rock. When they approached it with pointing fingers and the crab scurried off, it spawned the remark "don't poke, the crab doesn't think that's cool".
Ik Ken Dit

**"Ik Ken Dit"** is "Familiar" from Steven Universe translated into Dutch.

It was conceived before the online release of the song's official Dutch version, and as such, not a response to it. It's translated and performed by VampireMeerkat, but doesn't surpass the first few lines from the original, making it only a few seconds long.

It wasn't made with any ties to a larger project, nor are there plans to extend the song.

The track was uploaded to Tumblr on August 13, 2019.

## Lyrics

*Ik ken dit.*
*Ik beeld me niks in.*
*Ik ken dit.*
*Ik ken dit.*
*Iets wat ik heb meegemaakt.*
*(Meegemaakt.)*
*Ik ken dit.*
*Ik zat voor me uit te staren.*
*Ik ken dit.*
*Ik weet mijn gevoelens waar zijn.*
*Waar iedereen mijn moeder wil en eert.*
*(Moeder wil en eert.)*
*(Moeder wil en eert.)*
*En alles wat ik doe, doe ik verkeerd.*
*(Doe ik, doe ik verkeerd)*
*Ik leid ze af met grapjes of een lied.*
*(Grapjes of lied.)*
*We zijn daarna weer vrienden, of toch niet..*
*I recognize/know this.*
*I'm not imagining anything.*
*I recognize/know this.*
*I recognize/know this.*
*Something I experienced.*
*(Experienced.)*
*I recognize/know this.*
*I sat there, staring.*
*I recognize/know this.*
*I know my feelings are correct.*
*Where everyone wants and celebrates my mother.*
*(Wants and celebrates mother.)*
*(Wants and celebrates mother.)*
*And everything I do, I do wrong.*
*(I do, I do wrong.)*
*I distract them with little jokes or a song.*
*(Little jokes or song.)*
*Afterwards we're friends again, or maybe not..*
(Lyrics unknown;
no information or videos online to draw reference from.
Song is assumed to be called "Natuurlijk"/"Natural".)

## Trivia

* The official Dutch song was uploaded to Youtube shortly after the publishing of "Ik Ken Dit", but then privated. No other website has it, a copy of the lyrics, or other useful information;
	+ You're not missing anything, I heard it and the singing and lyrics are awful.
Dim and Jefferson

**Dim and Jefferson** is a series about a mean-spirited genie, ordered to serve whoever buys and turns on the lightbulb he's trapped in.

Usually small children happen to get hold of his lightbulb. Dim uses mean tricks to harm his masters, so he no longer has to work and still earns points in the eyes of the higher-ups who imprisoned him. After letting many kids suffer, he ends up in the bedroom of a teenage boy named Jefferson, who proves to be a worthy opponent.

It was created in 2010, but the story did not get published anywhere. There's only one sketch drawn referring to the series at Facebook.

## Characters

### Dim

Dim is a black ghost-like genie who doesn't shy away from lethally harming humans. His bad behaviour got the attention of his fellow genies, and as punishment, Dim was trapped into a lightbulb and destined to keep being sold in stores and serve the one who buys him.

He has to grant his master three wishes or get excused by them; the latter Dim is often trying to get done by messing up the wishes of the wisher. By killing them he appears to get excused automatically.

When Dim meets up with Jefferson, an apathetic teenage boy, he gets stuck with him because of Jefferson's reluctance to make a wish.

### Jefferson

Jefferson is a 15 year old boy with not much going on. He's a thinker and doesn't talk much, yet has a devious side to him and forces Dim to be his prisoner. As Jefferson doesn't trust him, he doesn't give him anything to do, much to Dim's dismay.

Jefferson has brown spiky hair and is dressed in black.

## Trivia

* Dim's predicament is a "genie in the lamp"-joke.
* Dim's name is a play on the synonym "to darken the light" and the word "djinn".
* The series was a collaboration between VampireMeerkat and a high school friend; who designed the appearance of Jefferson, which was later expanded on by VampireMeerkat.
* The series was created with the purpose of parodying Fairly Odd Parents.
* The owner of the now defunct The3Eds.com was asked to work together on the series around 2011, but this ended in radio silence.
Terry

**Terry** is Eddy's brother's unofficial real name. It was first introduced in the Ed, Edd n Eddy fanseries Ferry, Jerry n Terry.

The name refers to his voice actor.

## Backstory

>    Terry was Jack and Jessica's only child for 8 years, until his little brother Eddy was born and he stopped getting their full attention. This made him turn bitter towards him and his parents, and he even attempted to lethally assault his infant brother as an attempt to become only child again.
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> This act didn't go unnoticed and his relationship with his parents worsened from that moment on. As punishment, he was moved to the basement, while Eddy received his bedroom.
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> His personality worsened and he grew up into a menace who bullied and scammed gullible children whenever given the opportunity. His motives differed from Eddy's, as money never interested him.
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>    Throughout his life, he deliberately chose not to befriend anyone and was a happy loner till two boys, Ferry and Jerry, noticed his "talents" and became determined to become his lackeys.
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> While Terry did everything in his power to chase them away, they were indiscouragable and made him consider a relationship with them. After one year of forced friendship, though, Ferry and Jerry moved out of Peach Creek.
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> He was ordered to leave the home at the age of 17, since he was a bad influence on Eddy, who didn't hide from his parents he looked up to him -even staying silent about the abuse he got subjected to in order to preserve Terry's image to the outside world.
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> Terry didn't mind leaving his family and most possessions behind, and dubbed the theme park he worked for his new home. While he doesn't talk to his parents, he still keeps contact with Eddy.
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> The relationship he has with him is odd. Eddy isn't pleased with his brother's behaviour and Terry has spiteful feelings for his younger sibling, yet the two keep wanting to talk to each other. Terry feels Eddy's to blame for his bad relationship with their parents, but is still flattered by his submissiveness and has acted friendly with him on plenty of occasions.
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## See also

* Ferry, Jerry n Terry
* Eris
* Red Is All I See, Who Could Blame Me?
The Little Merman

**The Little Merman** is the genderbent version of Disney's The Little Mermaid, though not a honest translation of the movie.

The series is based on an unpublished comic starring Dee Rhymz, telling the story of The Little Mermaid his way; which entails that all characters are loud, obnoxious, and carry his face.

Said comic stems from somewhere around 2010, while the series was conceived in 2014.
Spyro the Psycho

**Spyro the Psycho** is a comic series starring the titular character from the Spyro the Dragon video game series.

The comics were simple, scanned pen drawings and criticized certain elements in the games. Artwork was first uploaded at Deviantart on Oktober 30, 2007.

## Comics

### Spyro the Psycho

The first comic, published on Oktober 30, 2007.

Spyro threateningly suggests his friend Sparx to stay silent, but he accidentally speaks, so Spyro sadistically announces he'll "bitchwhip" him.

This comic is criticism on Sparx' sudden ability to talk in Year of the Dragon and The Legend of Spyro series.

### "No Pockets"

Published on November 7, 2007.

This is a drawing of Spyro carrying a pile of gems in his hands, as he doesn't have a bag or pockets to keep them in.

### "STAY HUNTER"

Published on November 7, 2007.

Spyro finds Hunter and Bianca together. He becomes upset over being abandoned.

### "MONEYBAGS"

Published on November 7, 2007.

Moneybags wants money to lower a bridge, but in the end charges Spyro more.

Spyro's inability to fly was also criticized in the comic.

### "No Females?"

Published on November 7, 2007.

Spyro wonders who his parents are, then realises there are no female dragons.

This criticism mainly concerns the first 3 Spyro games, where no (adult) female dragons were ever seen.

### "NO FLYING"

Published on December 13, 2007.

Spyro uses his "super-let-eggs-hatch ability" on a rescued dragon egg, but then gets upset when the newborn comes out flying, as he can't fly himself.

### "TRAITORS"

Published on December 20, 2007.

Spyro finishes a mundane task and Hunter rewards him with a dragon egg, but Spyro becomes angry at him for keeping it hidden from him in the first place.

### "Stolen Egg"

Published on January 12, 2008.

Spyro chases an egg thief, but becomes so fixated on beating him up, his carelessness causes the egg to break.

### "I'm a Faun"

Published on January 16, 2008.

Spyro meets with Elora and wastes no time calling her a goat. Elora sheds a tear.

### "NO TOUCHINGZ"

Published on January 31, 2008.

Spyro touches some water and his paw immediately disintegrates.

This comic is criticism on Spyro's dramatic response when coming in contact with water.

### "Press X"

Published on February 14, 2008.

A rescued dragon explains the game controls to Spyro, but he doesn't understand what "pressing x" means, until he sees an X symbol on the ground and he jumps on a mine.

This comic is criticism on video games and their tutorials that don't fit within the reality of their world.

### "ShoopDaWhoop"

Published on April 15, 2008.

Spyro fires his fire at an innocent frog doing nothing.

### "Same Statue"

Published on April 16, 2008.

Spyro freaks out when a completely different dragon emerges from the statue he just touched.

This is criticisms towards the fact all statues looked the same, no matter the dragon inside it.
Disturbingly Fancy Eddy

**Disturbingly Fancy Eddy** is an abandoned joke series starring Eddy from Ed, Eddy n Eddy.

A cutesy drawing of Eddy would be inserted in Photoshopped images that focussed on nonsensical, lewd subjects. It made its start on October 19, 2008, but in the end, only two submissions were created and can be found at Deviantart.
BEESTJESSNAX

**"BEESTJESSNAX"** is the Bugsnax theme song translated into Dutch.

It's translated and performed by VampireMeerkat, and only covers the original song's chorus, making it a few seconds long.

It wasn't made with any ties to a larger project, nor are there plans to extend the song.

The track was uploaded to Tumblr on November 18, 2020.

## Lyrics

*Beetje beestje en beetje snack.*
*Vang ze voor die grote trek.*
*Voer aan iemand en je ziet*
*we zijn wat we zelf eten.*
*Ze verstoppen in het zand,*
*vernielen graag je ketchupplant.*
*Kom naar Luilekkereiland*
*en ontdek*
*BEESTJESSNAX!*
*Bit bug and a bit snack.*
*Catch them for that big appetite.*
*Feed to someone and you'll see*
*we are what we eat ourselves.*
*They're hiding in the sand,*
*like to destroy your ketchup plant.*
*Come to the the Island of Cockaigne*
*and discover*
*BUGSSNAX!*
*Kinda bug and kinda snack.*
*Try to catch 'em in your trap.*
*Feed somebody and you'll see*
*we are whatever we eat.*
*Find 'em hiding in the sand,*
*tearing up a ketchup patch.*
*Come to Snaktooth Island and*
*discover*
*IT'S BUGSNAX!*

## Trivia

* "Luilekkerland" is the Dutch variant of "Land of Milk and Honey", but without a religious origin;
	+ A literal translation of the word would be "Lazy-tasty-land"
The Kingdom of Hearts

**The Kingdom of Hearts** or **Disney's Kingdom Hearts** is the original Kingdom Hearts video game series where Disney and Square Enix characters have swapped art styles with each other.

Because of this, the Disney characters have a more serious personality, while most of the main characters are cartoony. The affected worlds suffer more greatly under the reign of the heartless and nobodies, and their leaders are much like classic Disney villains.

Artwork was made around 2014, but never uploaded.
"Other Friends" with unnecessary edits

> "*(Sorry losers, Youtube randomly decided this video is "Made for Kids" and now the comment section has been erased. They rejected my appeal, because that's what Youtube does best.)
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> The instrumentals are Scritti Politti's "The Word Girl", but I abused the song so much, no one can even tell.*"
> ― (video description, updated)
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**"Other Friends" with unnecessary edits** is a comedic edit of the Steven Universe movie scene featuring "Other Friends".

Minor changes were made to the original's animation by inserting redrawn images, and the song's instrumentals were changed to a high-pitched, sped-up instrumental version of "The Word Girl" by Scritti Politti.

The video was uploaded at Youtube on October 10, 2019, where it garnered above 4 million views. After a year or so, the platform deemed it children's entertainment and labelled it "for kids"; causing the still active comment section to get erased. An attempt was made to have Youtube revoke the decision, but it led to no success.
Sarah Wants

**"Sarah wants.."** is an Ed, Edd n Eddy comic series starring a humorous version of Sarah.

The comics are drawn with Flash, though not animated, and revolve around a badly drawn Sarah attempting to swoon Edd in unsuccessful ways. He often appears unfazed by her crude approaches.

Artwork was first released at Deviantart on Oktober 27, 2008.

## Trivia

* There was one comic uploaded that was part of the series, but not drawn in the same style.
Embrace Me

**"Embrace Me"** is a short translation of "Omarm" by BLØF, using the instrumentals of Kimberly Fransens' cover and starring The Lorax and The Once-ler from The Lorax reboot, The Biggering.

With all of Truffula destroyed, The Lorax laments his leave, but pleads with Once-ler one last time to take the tragedy as a turning point to better and save himself. Once-ler takes it as an invitation to romance him and bursts into a ballad as an ill-timed joke.

The base vocals are performed by VampireMeerkat and altered by a Gabriel Mann and Danny DeVito AI voice model. The project was used to explore the speech capabilities of the bots, outside of singing.

The track was uploaded to Tumblr on November 6, 2023, and is part of the "Not The Lorax by Illumination" album.

## Lyrics

> **The Lorax:**
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> *How far you'll go*
> *doesn't relate to distance,*
> *but how your time is spent.*
> *And I don't know why it is*
> *I can't stay here.*
> *But it strikes me*
> *loud and clearly.*
> *It's an urge I can't subdue.*
> *So here I am, my hand stretched out to you..*
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> **The Once-ler:**
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> *Dear,*
> *won't you come*
> *and embrace me?*
> *Embrace me.*
> *Embrace me.*
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> **The Lorax (speaking):**
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> *"No, fuck you, that's not what I meant."*
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> **The Once-ler:**
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> *Dear,*
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> *won't you come*
> *and embrace-*
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> (speaking) *"-you can join in if you want."*
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> **The Lorax (speaking):**
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> *"Nope!"*
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> **The Once-ler:**
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> *Embrace me.*
> *Embrace me.*
> *Don't take me anywhere..*
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> The Once-ler: *"Why'd you leave me hanging, fluff?"*
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> The Lorax : *"This was not a duet, I was begging you to stop your insanity, but you're clearly incapable of being sane..!"*
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> The Once-ler: *"..'Begging'..?"*
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> The Once-ler: *"Love it when you beg.."*
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> The Lorax : *"No, nope, I'm out of here..!"*
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## Trivia

* "Embrace Me" was not written for The Biggering, but meant to be casually performed by VampireMeerkat with a few other popular Dutch songs.
* The song doesn't represent any canon event from The Biggering.
* The lyrics might get revisited before NTL's release;
	+ The verses in the original are semi-poetic; and some sentences can have two or three translations that slightly differ in meaning/intent.

## See also

* "Embrace Me" at Tumblr
* The Biggering
* Not The Lorax by Illumination (Album)
* Gabriel Mann AI
* Danny DeVito AI
Once-ler's Recollection

**Once-ler's Recollection** is a song remix of "Music" by Gigi D'Agostino, using voice clips of Lorax and The Once-ler from the 2012 Lorax movie demo song, "Biggering", and additional sound bites from video interviews with the demo's vocalist.

The voice editing and overall theme of the track matches the characters as portrayed in the reboot, The Biggering; and has the two engage in a conversation where Once-ler responds to Lorax' preaching with disrespect and excuses.

A lyric video was uploaded to Youtube on November 5, 2022, the track itself to Tumblr on the same date, which is part of the "Not The Lorax by Illumination" album.

## Lyrics

> **The Once-ler (speaking):**
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> *The Lorax?*
> *That's a great story..*
> *I didn't really know what he was, but now I know who this guy is, he's like-.. -f-..*
> *..really fun..*
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> **The Once-ler (remixed, on repeat):**
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> *Is always demanding.*
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> **The Lorax:**
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> *Leronce!*
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> **The Once-ler (remixed, on repeat):**
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> *Is always demanding.*
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> **(conversation):**
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> The Lorax: *"Listen up, meathead!"*
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> The Once-ler: *"My pleasure."*
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> The Lorax: *"I'm gonna say this once, and I'm not gonna repeat it..!"*
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> The Once-ler: *"Okey?"*
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> The Lorax: *"GREED, it's like a little pet-"*
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> The Once-ler: *"Um. I'm just trying to pay rent, like, we all-, I-"*
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> The Lorax: *"No, that's stupid!"*
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> The Lorax: *"-and the more and more and more that you go and feed it, the more hungry it'll get!"*
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> The Lorax: *"Get it?!"*
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> The Once-ler: (sings) *"I didn't realize."*
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> **The Lorax (remixed, on repeat):**
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> *Never satisfied.*
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> **(conversation):**
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> The Once-ler: (sings) *"I need a bigger office."*
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> The Lorax: *"Yeah, right."*
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> The Once-ler: (sings) *"I need a bigger chair."*
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> The Lorax: *"You see? It's greed! Oh yeah, that's right..!"*
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> The Once-ler: (sings) *"A bigger desk."*
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> The Lorax: *"And more..!"*
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> The Once-ler: (sings) *"A bigger staff."*
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> The Lorax: *"Really, more?!"*
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> The Once-ler: (sings) *"A bigger hat to wear."*
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> The Once-ler: *"..Anyway."*
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> **The Lorax (remixed, on repeat):**
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> *Never satisfied.*
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## Trivia

* The song was briefly titled "Once-ler's Propaganda" in early development;
	+ The artwork in the lyric video wasn't revised and still has him and The Lorax holding a megaphone.
* The lyric video's background is two merged screen recordings of Windows Media Player, playing Music's instrumentals;
	+ The visualizations used are "Kaleidoscope" and "Spotlight".
* The additional Once-ler voice clips were taken from the following videos;
	+ Source 1
	+ Source 2

## See also

* "Once-ler's Recollection" at Youtube (Lyric video)
* "Once-ler's Recollection" at Tumblr
* The Biggering
* Not The Lorax by Illumination (Album)
The Hunchback of Circus Sarousch

**The Hunchback of Circus Sarousch** is a sequel to Disney's The Hunchback of Notre Dame. The plot greatly differs from Disney's own release, though stars the same characters. The only other change is the design of Phoebus and Esmeralda's son.

The remake was conceived on September 8, 2019, in the form of an answered question at Tumblr.

## Story

Quote (will expand later):

> *...If I had to change anything about the movie, then I’d have the story be about that circus bunch grabbing Quasimodo, not this oversized bell they can’t exactly buy a loaf of bread with.*
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> *It’s not a Hunchback of Notre Dame movie without more nightmare scenes, so Madellaine’s betrayal is discovered and her master beats the absolute life out of her.*
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> *As expected, the circus is stalling the officers and claims to be innocent of all alleged crimes, so Quasimodo barges in, whereafter Hell breaks loose.*
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Anne-Marie's parents

**Anne-Marie's parents** are the unmentioned, biological parents of Anne-Marie from All Dogs Go to Heaven.

They were conceived in 2019, but made no official online appearance.

## Maria

Anne-Marie's mother, nicknamed "Snow White" by her partner.

She had a drowning accident and died during pregnancy, but came back to life soon after. She claimed to had seen the afterlife, where all the angels were dogs. Naturally, she wasn't believed.

Nevertheless, she obtained the gift to hear animals speak after this experience, but her fiance assumed her moment of death had affected her mental state and worried for her.

Maria's surroundings managed to convince her she had lost her mind, and in addition to that, she suffered from postpartum psychosis. When therapy wouldn't silence the animals' voices and her husband kept exposing her to his personal fears and doubts, she committed suicide. Anne-Marie was a newborn at this time.

She has short black hair and brown eyes.

## David

Anne-Marie's father.

He was Maria's loving boyfriend, who intended to marry her after she was confirmed pregnant, though the preparations were halted after she had seemingly turned insane. He wished for her to get cured as soon as possible and she'd frequently report her progress, but the stress of it all weighed down heavy on the young mother and David unintentionally pushed her into committing suicide.

He took care of their baby for the next 2 years, but the speed in which she started to physically resemble Maria became hard to deal with. He dropped her off at an orphanage in the middle of the night and took his own life.

He has blond hair and blue eyes.