Kodilations 1:1… “Through Heaven and earth alone… I am the honored one.”

The statistical analytics and all-around even balance throughout the chamber of time and belief that the Kodiak founders (Xavier, Braylon, Landon) Have decided upon is in, “Impossible to understand” Terms and rules according to the Sun-Bear lovers.  In our professional opinions, without slander, they simply are not smart enough nor knowledgeable enough to comprehend the factual evidence provided throughout the scriptures of the once great and always powerful Kodiaks.  While Landon, Braylon, and Xavier are not the complete original founders of Kodiology (It has been roaming this multiverse for eons) We have adopted it as our own since it has died off, and only then the sun-bears decided to revive their religion as well.  Not only have they copied our religion entirely, they even have the nerve to argue that they are better and will prevail.  To which we will be declaring war with said Sun-Bears on October 26th, 2023.  An ambush perhaps, some call it a cowards technique, but we call it a “Kethod”.

Kethod- A kethod is simply a method of attacking using surprise and power from the Kodiaks to conceal location, any sound made, and finally any scents roaming the free air.

§1.0: Caffeinated drinks (or water) will be the ONLY form of hydration for as long as you believe.

1. Any violation of this code will result in a questionnaire for why you have done so, if you cannot provide a reasonable and understandable answer you may face repercussions (within reason) for what you have done.  These punishments may involve, but are not limited to:

* Removal of your Kodiologistical status.
* Banishment from any and all beliefs of the great Kodiaks (This is not a limitation to just the Kodiak bear, this is banishment from ALL Kodiologistical beliefs).
* A derank from your current tier in the Kodi-aristocratic militia.

1. If you wish to drink anything but the listed items above, you must report to Braylon Lewis and explain why you want to hydrate with anything but the listed items, the following punishments involve, but are not limited to:

* Removal of your Kodiologistical status.
* Banishment from any and all beliefs of the great Kodiaks (This is not a limitation to just the Kodiak bear, this is banishment from ALL Kodiologistical beliefs).
* A derank from your current tier in the Kodi-aristocratic militia.

§2.0: Militia (and special forces) can only be joined through doctrine submission to the board of Kodiaks.

1. If you have been found to join without permission and or submission, you will be subject to punishments listed below, these include but are not limited to:

* Complete and total banishment from both the Militia and the religion without hesitation.
* Removal of any and all Kodiologistical status you have earned, you will have no value to us anymore.
* Joining any bear religion will not be prohibited after three violations of this code.

1. You must earn your ranking through work and dedication to the Kodiaks, if you are found forging ranks of yourself and / or others, the following punishments will be:

* A 10 day punishment chosen by the Founders Of Kodiak, this may vary depending on rank you have tried to achieve.  It would typically depend on the leader deciding your fate.
* A workout course chosen by the top leader of Kodiak, the severity of the course will completely depend on the severity of your ranking change.  For example, a rank change:  Private → Sergeant / Sergeant Major.

Kodiakian Militia:

The Kodiak Militia is a very high ranking military in the inner world, while unknown and underrated, the missions we have completed are absurd, with a success rate of over 98% (98.23%) Our missions have almost never failed.  The training courses we take are severe and strict.  The One mission ever failed was all Braylon’s fault (We recommend not eating before each mission ) The failure was due to a soiling after a long day at the local Taco Bell.  Rest In Pieces to that poor soul.

Sniper / Scout:

* Must be able to stay extremely still and conceal your location.
* Hold your breath for at least 3 minutes.
* Hold up 120 lbs for 30 seconds ( 120 lbs is the about the average weight for a fully loaded and kitted sniper rifle )
* Run long distances without an issue.
* Be extremely flexible and mobile.

As a Kodiakian Sniper / Scout you must extremely fit, more so mentally fit than physically.  By no means should you ignore your physical features to focus on mentality.  If you cannot handle extreme temperature differences and major stamina training, then trying to even attempt to become a Sniper / Scout for us is basically useless.  We need soldiers, not weak links.  Especially being one of our Snipers / Scouts, you must be one of the strongest in the militia.  This is not a special force, more on that later. Qualifications for Kodiakian Special Forces (KSF) are much more strict and specific.

Footsoldier:

* You must be able to carry extreme weights for an extended period of time.
* Running is the absolute most crucial aspect of being a Footsoldier, you must be able to sprint with a minimum of ( 150 lbs ) of extra gear not including your weapons for at least a 20 minute time period.
* You may go extended times without food or sleep, you must be conditioned to a lack of sleep, food and water for at least 2 days straight.
* Having a fear of death will not be an option in this field, you will be broken to be emotionless.

Being a Footsoldier for the Kodiaks is severe and stressful training, you must be able to lose a majority of emotion and give it up for physical strength.  This is not a field where you have to be mentally strong.  You are our front-line.  You will hold down against our enemy forces without failure, you must be strong.  It cannot be stressed enough the amount of physical strength required for this job.  Once again this is not a Special Force, you are a soldier with an objective.

Bomb Squad:

* Be able to mask all emotion, as you will have a vest of C4 with a dead man's switch on at all times.
* Sprint at speeds of an olympic athlete, with the vest on. ( The vest will weigh around 48 lbs )
* Ambushing and strategic attack plans are a necessity, you must be a brilliant person.

You may think that joining the Bomb Squad is instant death for you, but it's not.  We have invented a technological superpower of which a simple detonation will not affect you in any way whatsoever, you may still feel the shockwave from the 28,000 Megatons of force coming from your chest, but rest assured, you will not be harmed in any way, shape or form.  A heightened sense of nervousness in others will be needed, as if they are nervous, they may become aware that you are with us.

Kodiakian Special Forces

The KSF is among the most elite militarized groups in the world, and that is an understatement.  The multiverse fears the Kodiakian Militia for a few sole reasons.

1. We don't give up until we can't move.  You may think this is an exaggeration but I assure you that it is not.  For example, April 3rd, 1873, Our mission to stop a Kermitian brigade was a great success, though we lost many men and women, we won a very hard fought victory.  Our soldiers suffered through this war, but the great Kodiak gave them the power to prevail and help us win the fight.  Our soldiers were fighting without limbs on their bodies, without organs inside them, and all because of the Kodiak bear, we prevailed as an army, as a militia, as a unit.
2. Fear is the last of our options in this militia.  We do not back down to a challenge no matter how intimidating it may seem.  Fighting an opponent stronger than us is something we hath not feared before.
3. As the KSF we have a motto, “Never Back Down, Never What?!”  And we strictly follow it.
4. The requirements to join a special forces team for us are so brutal and grueling that over 88% of soldiers who attempt to join, drop out in the first week.  They are not forgotten, but admired for their bravery in attempts to even think of joining.

Fighting for this faction, one nation, under Kodiak, you must devote all of your time.  Your life, your liberty, and your happiness unto the great Kodiak lord.  He will not take blasphemy and neither will this army.  Do not even think of overthrowing us as it would be futile on your behalf.  You would be executed the very minute a thought of such blasphemy even crossed your mind.  Good luck.