Sayan's Notably Weird Quotes

1) "Welp

Somebody just called me Satan"

2) "I don't wanna be a boring nerd

I wanna be an interesting nerd"

3) "**I'm something the world has never seen before**

And the black hole can suck it

Because they have something and in the end, you might reach another world

But what this heart has, in the end, is pitch-black

It's the void

And the void will welcome you and turn you into a **thing the world has never seen before. Just like me.**

I'm a nerd and a goth

I'm intelligent and dark

I'm unlike anything and anyone

I'm Sayan.M.Davi"

4) "Once my cousin was so hungry he ate himself"

5) "Being a cult leader is hard"

6) "You know I can get to the highest scale of insanity in a nano-second."

7) "if you say the sky is high, it means we're living on an Earth which is on a surface(like the book on your table right now)

But the thing is, we're located on a rotating round particle in a sea of possibilities and emptiness and the wandering in the space, just living and living until we die."

8) "banana?

I don't know about that.

I don't trust that extra-long-for-no-reason thing they call a fruit

Bananas are sketchy"

9) "Coconuts are crazy

They are thick outside, but their brain is nothing but delicious mush."

10) "No, it's not considered cannibalism"

11) "it's too bad not being able to eat yourself when you're a baguette"

12) "Oh my god

You bought a smaller version of yourself?"

13) "People don't buy their children from a bakery"

14) "why would a baguette buy another baguette?"

15) "creativity can be found in the most horrifying places in your mind. It doesn't have to be perfect. You don't have to be perfect."

16) "She's missing the leaf and the stick in her hair, and I loved the stick and the leaf, they always made me happy!

**WHERE ARE THE LEAF AND THE STICK?"**

17) "I'm not a salamander"

18) "Why do you think I'm crazy?I'm not hiding anything."

19) "I am totally sane😎, I guess. I don't know, am I sane? Is life nothing but the shadow of death? What is the window to another universe? Who is Hurberto? What does the neighbor dog want from me? He always says "There's no place to be" , but who is a place? Is it philosophically true that what we live to be is just what we conceive in our minds as a self-role model? why is Linda emailing me so much? But I'm watching a movie with my best friend and he's not real, but he always tells me that real is overrated. He says nothing has to be real to make sense. But I'm eating lunch. I can't drink mouse blood right now. This is not real, but I'm lying and it's truly a lie about a truth, but I'm drinking mouse blood and nothing make sense, but in a way,

It's just the same thing that happens everyday.😵"

20) "I have a kind of extreme personality"

21) "WELCOME,

TO THE SPECIAL PLACE"

22) **"ENJOY THE GIFT OF INSANITY."**

23) "We made sure that he wouldn't be visible in history ever again"

24) "Just the same, boring stuff

Me going crazy"

25) "Don't forget to wear a mask

Don't get everyone sick, we don't want sick people to be the future emperors of the world."

26) "Always know people's weakness so you can blackmail them"

27) "I'm the mother hen😕so I don the cleaning"

28) "I'm everyone's figurative mum"

29) "for the war in the broken realm

For the missing heart of the heartless burned

For the sky and the demon dogs

Shall not perish for their mistakes

And once the green leaves are gone

Once the brightest sun has set

We shall remain in silence, hence

Seeing the face of the heartless burned

And once we see her we shall confess

To our darkest shame

And our beautiful mistake"

30) "Hmm

Then I'm moving to the scaresoul level

Do you like this one

'Roly poly, roly poly

Up up up

Roly poly, roly poly

Down down down

Roly poly, roly poly

In in in

Roly poly, roly poly

Out out out

Roly poly, roly poly

Clap clap clap

Roly poly, roly poly

Hands behind your back'

It's terrifying"

"It's brainwashing kidz to do what the roly polys do

Today it's 'handz behind your back'

Tomorrow it's

'pledge your eternal devotion to Satan'

Or even worse😰

'pledge your eternal devotion to Sayan' "

"It's no laughing matter we should warn the kidz"

"Mother goose club playhouse shall pay

**SHALLLLLL PAYYYYY"**

31)**"go to your nest, it's past bedtime"**

32)the song of the horse : Dodododo

33) a toast to the old Ferris wheel that turned, just for a coin!

34)I like sinister people with chaotic plans for the universe

35)@Sayan. W. Davi

How dare you use space between the . and the next letter

That is chaotic

That's just straight-up cruel

36)Word of the day

"Yeeeet"

37)I've written creepier things (and I'm all about rainbows and unicorns)

38)i didn't have a carving knife

39)I was considered a klepto by my classmates

40)that's what I said to my therapist 5 years ago. I told everybody not to trust coconuts and bananas

41)They all died in the most horrifying ways possible \*creepy grin\*

42) Crow quotes

43)But what I created was some kind of abomination

A burnt mush of disgust

A failure

And it was beautiful

44)I'm a sneaky little spider🕷🕷

45)Of course I'll send you my personal pictures and share my life stowey with you because you seem so real and not fake at all😂😂

46)Celeste quotes

47)The things I sometimes write is just the A in my ABCs for destroying someone

48)I'm such a hacker I'll throw a python at you😐

49)I'll delete anything about eggs

50)They remind me of the inevitable nature of death and its cold storm surrounding us without us actually realizing it, going through the breeze to find the source of the cold feeling death brings to the world

Nah, just messin' with ya, they remind me of plants

51) Legs are a thing (not mine but I couldn't leave it)

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52)You can't run, But you can't run

53)Sayan x Ham😅

54)I feel like I'm talking to a cat😐

Mew

Meow

55)I'm pretty sure a wasp talked to me

56)Why does "familiar" sounds so familiar?

57)Bing Bong is worse

58)"My odd-parent

Fairly odd-parents"

Oh god

What if...

No

Stop thinking

you're not crazy

Ok I'm fine now

59)- I don't know if you guys have noticed, but I'm not a normal person

60)I remember dreaming about staring at a banana for half an hour. I remember dreaming about digging a hole for no reason

61) "Drug need his send job may love hang seek his arm box an hunky with chef kg web so Vienna ago Ivan gym seedy search was he UNC bass Chen dying sec L's pa chug jazz den kHz chub has deck kg go uh BBC see egg no kg I why in M's cut fun kg CNN cf kg hi kg sh he eh uh kg huh L's duck he'd is bill L's"

62) "Infant Andy mind such lbs rich jab onyx deck"