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*We continue our journey through the second Alphabet Squadron book, discussing chapters 16-19 of Shadow Fall by Alexander Freed. Hi-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!.*

## Episode 149

### Director

Rogue Seven

**If they were a** :  Home Rennovation

## **A Star Wars Question**:

How about that CG Luke Skywalker? More? Less?

**Highlights:**

* "Is there a Bass Kazoo?" "No, BUT THERE SHOULD BE!"
* The contract is written in red AND green ink.
* Luke has a grey lightsaber, just like Vader's.
* More Luke, but only if he's Nanny to Grogu's Muppet Babies.
* Pizza Dog
* Mark Hamill? Problematic? Le Gasp!
* Sad Dad Din Empty Nest Montage
* When your boyfriend tries to kill you because the Emperor put a chip in his head, that counts as a breakup.
* 13:15 Everyone admits how much of The Clone Wars they HAVEN'T watched
* Star Wars Anime, AKA VISIONS
* WHERE? IS? THE CAPTAIN!?
* 18:25 Hallucinating, but not wrong.
* 20:50 Too Many Holes
* "When I have a cult..." [Rogue Leader]
* Religious Pop Cover
* The Jefferson Rendar Jesus-Baby Swap Rule
* Remember everyone, Tuesdays are "Send Byn A Gran Day!"
* Find the nearest chat, AND PUT AN F IN IT!
* What is a tubeyacht?

* Victory's Price is literally the fate worse than death.
* 41:30 Ash is showing Meg what it's like get a serving of ANGST.
* Coffee Jerky? Coffee Dip? Nope, just coffee beans in jello.
* 43:55 "Sorin Keyes walks with Fara Yadeez down a path with ease, to the Tarr complex which does not displease." [Rogue Seven]
* Sorin Keyes is from Winterfell.
* "Everyone with the fun names died and its really sad."
* Everyone but Danny understands snack stains on pajamas.
* 50:35 "Yadeez has /un surprise/ for Sorin Keyes!" [Rogue Nine]
* "It's Just A Bug, I'm Sorry" aka Half of the NJO books.
* "I love a good shattered world." Ash
* 52:55 Lucky Charm Podron
* "Never trust an American in a cult."
* Nectrose Crystals shoutout!
* Shout out to Saf's unnamed coworker

1:00 Dramatic Reading, Chapter number 17, "I Killed A Planet" (Saf)

* "Operation Cinder, whatever. I really wish I told my friends I loved them."

* 1:10 Teen IT0, coming soon to Disney+!
* Disney, hire Rogue Podron for the Disney- initiative!
* The Sith built stuff just to mess with people's heads. It's the trickle charge of Dark Side energy.
* 1:18:45 Ash glitches.
* Wyl Lark, a single person with a rare and bizarre gift for EMPATHY
* No Body, No Crime
* "Every single one of us is the type of person who would join a cult..." "...or start a cult..."
* ROGUE CULTREN
* Victory's price was $7.99 on discount

**Responses to Last Week's Glistener Question:**
What character that you hate is The Mandalorian, somehow, going to make you love?

### **Glistener Responses:**

* X-Wings & History - If this movie (Rogue Squadron) makes Kirtan Loor cool I will immolate myself on a pile of old EU books!

* Matthew - Mara Jade, especially if she says "Who is Luke Skywalker."

* Mika-- Lux Bonteri tries to help free Mandalore.

* Dilldev-- Mother Talzin

* Bentham's Icon-- Isard or some other Stackpole crazy/sexy female villain.

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**Glistening Bodhi goes to:**
Everybody, I guess.

* TomtheFanboy-- (totally answered I promise) Mara Jade, but she only has a purple lightsaber because she is Mace Windu's daughter.

### **This Week's Glistener Question:** Which cult merit badge are you most excited to earn?

**Itunes Review!**

Five Stars: The best star wars podcast to do a full episode on *Ziro the Hutt*.