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Raunched

Raunched is a title and status effect bestowed on someone. Those who are Raunched are reviled by society as a whole, as it isn't an honourable title, rather the opposite. The Raunched themselves believe that the title is of great excellence and wears it on their sleeve, attributed to a curse bestowed upon them during the initiation ceremony.

In reality, being Raunched is more of a condemnation of that person. The initiation ceremony involves them reading a tome of rules on what a Raunched person should do. What is in fact a curse, the tome tells them to dress up in an unnecessarily edgy outfit and have a hairstyle equally as edgy, too. This signifies to others that the person has been duped into reading the tome in the first place and is likely Raunched. The curse puts the victim into a perpetual state of euphoria, making them act as arrogant and clueless as possible. Outsiders would see a person dressed like a fool and acting like a complete idiot, making the outsider avoid them at all costs, life and limb included. Any one person not convinced that the Raunched person is a complete and utter fool is likely going to be Raunched themselves, and probably deserves it.

Currently, there is only one character that is Raunched, Steve, and everyone hates him. Any Raunched person prior to Steve was likely executed or completely forgotten about. The only thing stopping others from taking Steve out is that it involves actively seeking him out, which no sane person wants to actually do. Steve is likely going to live a long, happy, but stupid life.
Freelance Police

The **Freelance Police** (also sometimes called **Sam & Max: Freelance Police**) are a comedic Buddy cop duo consisting of the giant Dog Sam and the chaotic Rabbit-thing Max. They reside at Straight & Narrow streets in New York City and solve crime from their 2nd story office. They are known for cruising round in their DeSoto and bringing gung ho attitude to disregarding the law. They are also involved in many adventures putting them in many situations they must fix or escape from.

They made a special guest cameo in WWE 2K19 both being playable as a tag team and as solo wrestlers with each of them working as the other’s manager. To date they are still available to download from the community creations store in the PS4 version of the game.
Tiger Championship Wrestling

TCW (Tiger Championship Wrestling) is an Indian based professional wrestling brand. Relatively small wrestling promotion but by far the largest and most popular promotion in India.

## Titles

* Tiger World Championship
* Indian Championship
* Asian Championship
* Tiger Tag Championship
* Tiger Women’s Championship

## Notable Wrestlers

* Ishaan Mukherjee
* Singhamid Mukherjee
2018

The year **2018** AD/CE, written MMXVIII in Roman Numerals. The preceding year was 2017 and the following year is 2019.

## Deaths

### Unknown/Uncategorised Dates

* Walter the Worst, professional wrestler and member of the Suicidal Squad.
* Wayne the Chicken, professional wrestler and member of the Suicidal Squad. Died choking on food.

### June

* June 6 - Unbreakable Willy, professional wrestler and member of the Suicidal Squad. Died by accidentally falling into a wood-chipper while doing a job in a garden.

### November

* November 24 - Prettyboy Percy Parker, professional wrestler and member of the Alive N Kickin' wrestling tag team. Discovered dead on the 15th December, but doctors confirmed he died 24th November, some two weeks prior.
Really Crappy Slow Vehicle

The **Really Crappy Slow Vehicle** (**RCSV**) is a vehicle created from merging "annoying" vehicles together to make an abomination of a vehicle, intended to be the worst vehicle to be stuck behind. Its components are:

* A tractor (has "big, fuck-off wheels", making it annoying to even get into)
* A combine harvester (don't stand in front of it)
* A salt truck (has a supply of salt to spray on the road, or rather onto vehicles behind it because the spreader is too high up the back of the RCSV)
* A hearse (unless it's used for another purpose)
* A bin lorry (if not used as a hearse, the space is used for rubbish)
* An early electric car (the ones that go really slow)
* An ice cream stop (so it will constantly have to stop)
* A school bus (again, so it has to constantly stop, also for sheer length, and again, if the vehicle isn't in "hearse/bin lorry mode")
CrackDaddy

CrackDaddy is a version of MacDaddy that can be found inside of various drug dens across the world. This version of MacDaddy is known for his cocaine addiction that defined his personality.

## Appearance

CrackDaddy wears a white “wife-beater” vest that has been marked with several stains after days of being continuously worn. He also wears a pair of rough and slightly torn jeans. On his feet he can be seen wearing either an old discoloured pair of (formerly) white sneakers or just some dirty old socks.

CrackDaddy is distinctly thinner than all other MacDaddies due to his crack addiction stopping him from eating, this makes him unusually skinny.

## History

His early history is unknown, but somewhere along the line he was introduced to illegal drugs including Crack Cocaine.

CrackDaddy achieved no great deeds nor did anything of merit or acknowledgement like other MacDaddies, instead he quickly became addicted to his new favourite drug of choice and became lost to the world. He can now be found in any one of the many random drug dens across the planet.
Donaldungo Trumpongo

### Relatives

Unnamed Father, Unnamed Mother, 3 Unnamed Brothers, 2 Unnamed Sisters, First Wife (Divorced), 3 Children with First Wife, Second Wife, 2 Children with Second Wife, Third Wife (Divorced), 4 Children with Third Wife, Fourth Wife, 2 Children with Fourth Wife

### Likes

Diplomacy, Africa, Pan-African Colours (Red, Green & Yellow), learning new languages

### Dislikes

Angry people, drug use

**Donaldungo Trumpongo** is the current President of the African Tribal Organisation (POTATO), as well as the self-titled President of the Whole of Africa, though many disagree with his position. He resides in Gaborone, Botswana, and has ties to multiple governments around the world, including the Welsh, Taiwanese and North Korean.

## Political Career

Trumpongo entered politics at age 11, where he wanted to be a member of the Organisation of African Relations to Native Peoples (OARNP).

## Controversies

For over a decade, Trumpongo has seen harsh criticism from governments and media around the world for making deals with nations like North Korea. Since talks began, Trumpongo has been firm with the stance that Botswana will help make North Korea a "more approachable nation in due time".

## Trivia

* Trumpongo can speak 8 different languages, and is learning Arabic, Somali and Krussian.
	+ English
	+ Xhosa
	+ Swahili
	+ French
	+ Setswana
	+ Portuguese
	+ Afrikaans
	+ Bantu
* Donaldungo Trumpongo is a blatant parody of 45th President of the United States Donald Trump, the joke was initially made by a Facebook page. The page is gone along with the post. [If found, add link]
Space Gorilla

**Space Gorilla** is a simian entity discovered to exist on the Moon. Despite being a standard gorilla, he doesn't appear to be in any trouble, even without the lack of oxygen.

There is no known history about the Space Gorilla other than the fact that he was observed on the moon one day. In the events of *Space Gorilla*, he was captured and studied where it was discovered that he was significantly stronger and angrier than any gorilla ought to be.

He makes his appearance in *Space Gorilla* and *Space Chumps*, where The Chumps face off against him.
2001

The year **2001** AD/CE, written MMI in Roman Numerals is technically the first year of the 3rd millennium. The year preceding was 2000  and the year following is 2002.

## Events

### Unknown, Uncategorised

* Phil Mitchell almost dies after becoming Ruined, whilst attempting to recover what was left of his life after losing his powers to Dot Cotton.

### September

* September 11 - 9/11: Approximately 2996 people are killed when aircraft collided with both towers of the World Trade Center, New York City, ultimately destroying the complex, along with another building; The Pentagon, Virginia; and crash-landed in a field in Pennsylvania, where it was suspected to have been headed towards the Capitol Building or the White House.
* September 20 - US President George W. Bush declares war on terror, in direct response to the September 11 attacks .

## Births

### May

* May 26 - Tiffany Vallone, wrestler and member of the Pizza Mafia, child of Tony Vallone and Anna-Maria Flaminio.

## Deaths

### September

* September 11 - Approximately 2996 people, killed during 9/11.
Baked Bean

Baked Bean's WWE 2K17 Character Slot

**Baked Bean** is a sentient Navy Bean and wrestler appearing in WWE 2K17.

## Biography

### Appearance

Baked Bean's entrance outfit is him wearing the colours of a can of baked beans, in particular the colours of a Heinz Baked Beans can.

### Personality

Baked Bean has been described as having a heart of gold, and is extremely loyal to the shaman who summoned him into existence. Bean is mute, but does show emotions on his face. Usually, though, it's a wide, goofy grin on his face.

## Trivia

* The facial features were created by placing full stops on the face for eyes and squared brackets for the mouth. Other characters, such as question marks and rounded brackets were used in his entrance attire, which is a different facial expression from his default look.

## Description

### Brand

RAW, SmackDown, NXT, Thursday Night Throwdown, Regret Wrestling
Banana Man

"Your time has come, give up humans" - Banana Man

### Cause of Death

Died by being skinned alive and partially eaten, at the hands of Chonk Deylamah and De Leopard King

## Other Information

### Friends and Allies

Atlantis

**Banana Man** is a villain and king of Atlantis. It is unknown when Banana Man first rose to power as the king, but what is known is that he made quite a few changes around there during his reign.

## Biography

### Appearance

Banana Man appears to be peak male performance. More shredded than wheat he rocks the swimming trunks with a colour scheme similar to that of the Bananas in Pajamas.

That is the only remnants of human culture that remains on his attire. Strange Atlantean war gear with banana honorific motifs is adorned on his person. His feet appear to be webbed due to years of exposure to the deep ocean.

## History

From the research that has been done by humans on the surface to the victims and cults of Banana Man its is known that he forces a conceptual higher form of living upon all that are in his servitude.

Easily guessed from his name Banana Man forced a bizarre form of cannibalism upon his loyal subjects and the unwilling. Saying that peeling the human skin is the way to shed your weaker human form and to ascended to banana as it is a perfect form.

Banana Man seeks to force his vision of a perfect form upon the world. Minions of Atlantis strike the shores of important cities such as Tokyo and Miami.

In current history Banana Man has made only one appearance above water and that was on the coast of the Italy at the village of Atrani in which he forced the population to eat each other and undergo the Banana metamorphosis. These victims are studied to this day in secret Italian government facilities. The world assumes the Italians hold a grudge to this day. Banana Man returned to Atlantis as he stated this was a show of power and says he will return when it is time for the human race to fully ascend.

In late 2019 to early 2020 it was revealed that the Banana tribe in the African civil war was being controlled by Banana Man. The African Civil War came to anticlimactic end when De Leopard King and Chonk Deylamah skinned Banana Man alive bringing the war to an end and uniting the tribes once again.

However this was not the end of Banana Man. Reported sighting of Banana Man have been recorded in several different places around the world. This is because it turns out that Banana Man reproduces like a real Banana. This means he reproduces asexual allowing him to create infinite copies of himself as long as one remains. Banana Man cannot be killed at present day as no one has found Atlantis. If it was possible to find all the banana men in existence only then would Banana Man be truly killed.

## Powers

It is unknown the extent of what powers Banana Man completely has but due to the attack on Atrani, Italy this is what is currently known.

* Telekinesis
* Flight
* Hand Laser Beams
* Water Breathing

## Trivia

* Banana Man is theorised to be high in Potassium but this still remains unconfirmed.
BlacDaddy

**BlacDaddy** is Macklam from a different universe entirely, brought to this world in WWE 2K19. He is a wrestler and former pimp.

## Appearance

BlacDaddy most commonly dresses in jeans and a large shirt. He is often wearing expensive jewelry and sunglasses.

## History

BlacDaddy grew up in Compton, Los Angeles, California where he was part of a gang. BlacDaddy took an interest in hip hop and rap music, and released his first album when he was 18. After his music career launched to success, BlacDaddy began to branch out into filmography, launching a career in film aswell. After the success of his music and film career BlacDaddy became very wealthy and moved to Beverly Hills.

### 2K19 Saga

After some time BlacDaddy decided to begin a career in wrestling and joined the WWE. BlacDaddy often showed up to his matches in his customized Buick car and showered the audience with money. He was later summoned to Nuk's universe in 2019 where he took part in the Rylander Championship. His popularity continued to grow.

## Trivia

* His entrance theme is *Return of the Mack* by Mark Morrison. Because the song isn't in *WWE 2K19*, the song is substituted with Shane McMahon's theme.

## External Links

* Return of the Mack by Mark Morrison on YouTube
Suicidal Squad

The Suicidal Squad is a wrestling tag team consisting of members:

1. Walter the Worst
2. Wayne the Chicken
3. Wesley Basketweaver
4. Wotsit Man
5. Unbreakable Willy

## History

The Suicidal Squad debuted in 2K17 (2017) as part of WWE's Annual Draft. Their first matches were in-fighting, just to test their strength against one another and to establish a hierarchy, where it's been speculated that Wayne won above all simply by sitting on everyone, his immense weight forcing them to tap out almost immediately. Shortly afterwards, they were scheduled to fight against the Alive N Kickin' Tag Team, to which they would fight continually throughout the entire year.

## Wrestling Records

200 Matches in total

4 Victories?
Hell

**Hell** is a realm consisting of demonic and supernatural entities with entry points found dotted around Earth. It is ruled over by Satan Himself and serves as an eternal resting place for those considered evil, where the souls of the damned are punished for their evil deeds.

## Notable Settlements

* Genocide City
* Tower of Ash
* Hell City
* Doom Sea City
* Rageopolis
* City of Grimstone
* Walled City of Dis
* Hell's Gate
* Styxville
* Phlegethon
* Pyriphlegethon
* New Demonia
* Hell's Colosseum
Jesse O'Connell

## Personality

Upon first glance (and often their only glance) people saw Jesse as an insane, homicidal, psychopathic, ruthless, sadistic, maniacal and diabolical man, hell-bent on causing as much chaos as possible, and indeed this was true. Jesse enjoyed living a care-free lifestyle, doing whatever he wanted to do with little regard for the consequences.

Jesse's care-free attitude often landed him in trouble with the authorities, leading to multiple arrests throughout his life and an extremely large bounty being placed on him. This did not deter Jesse though as he enjoyed the prospect of being hunted across multiple states, seeing it as fun.

Jesse was not a materialist, caring only for a few things, namely his hat and his guns.

Despite his insanity, Jesse was an intelligent man. Using his insanity as a mask it was easy to fool most adversaries. Jesse could easily assess any situation and plan his next moves accordingly. Escape was one of Jesse's most notable traits, as he would often vanish from prison, leaving the sheriffs clueless as to how he had got free.

## History

Jesse was born in Limerick, Ireland, in the 19th century. Next to nothing is known about his early life.

Jesse made his way to America during the second wave of Irish immigration to America, often credited to the potato famine. It is unknown when Jesse made the crossing, but Jesse became more active toward the end of the 19th century, near the end of the Wild West Era. Jesse's fame grew quickly and his infamy grew even faster, leading him to become a wanted man extremely fast.

Jesse's list of crimes included, but weren't limited to: Assault, Arson, Bribery, Burglary, Homicide, Kidnapping, Manslaughter, Murder, Perjury, Robbery, Theft and Vandalism.

As the years went by, Jesse's bounty grew larger and larger. It is unknown when they met, but Jesse was often sighted with a tall man known as Death.

## Trivia

* Jesse's favoured weapons were his Schofield Revolver's.
* Jesse owned an Arabian horse named Dakota.
* Jesse was partial to arson, most likely due to his fascination with fire.
* The name O'Connell derives from the ancient Gaelic name O'Conaill. It is likely that the name is made up of two Gaelic words; the ‘con’ part would be from the word ‘cu’ which means ‘hound’ and ‘naill’ would be from the word ‘gal’ which means ‘valour’.
* Jesse was once asked if there was anything he wouldn't do. He replied with "Your wife".
BLAM Gun

BLAM Guns in use

The BLAM Gun is a type of non-lethal firearm used commonly by superheroes and vigilantes in Universe Prime. This type of blaster pistol was invented by Brad Labs and was designed to be an efficient and non-lethal firearm to be used to neutralise hostiles at a distance without resulting in death. Whilst most examples of these weapons are handguns, there are also rifles in non-automatic, semi-automatic, fully-automatic and sniper forms.

BLAM Guns are somewhat similar to laser guns or “blasters” in design, with the same method of light-based ammunition only in a non lethal form. The Brad Labs design of the BLAM gun could be considered a precursor for Blasters with the invention of the BLAM gun being in [present day] while the blaster rifle becomes the weapon of choice some time in the [future]

## Appearance

Each gun is custom made to suit the owner it is commissioned for Including size, shape, appearance and laser colour. Generally it is designed to stylishly match the owner’s attire.

## Specifications

Each BLAM Gun is designed to be non-lethal. The gun fires short blasts of burning hot “Hard light” energy that shoots in a perfectly straight line and leave a perfectly round singe mark on the target. The singed area smokes briefly but does not leave permanent damage. The main damage from this gun is being hit by the force from the beam of hard light.

The gun has decent range and accuracy thanks to the ammunition being concentrated beams of light. This also gives the weapon a very high rate of fire being able to shoot up to 3 shots a second. Lack of a magazine also makes the gun very lightweight.

The gun does not hold a clip or magazine and is instead fuelled by a battery that is consumed by firing a shot. On average, one full charge of battery will last roughly 1000 shots before running out. These guns can be charged in a docking station that will fully refill their battery. Due to the heat of the laser, the high fire rate and the battery pack, the BLAM Gun is prone to occasional overheating.

## Notable BLAM Gun users

* The Chub: Single hand cannon, large, brown, thigh holstered.
* The Magpie: Twin pistols, very small, white & black, hip-holstered.
* Motor Man: Twin pistols, Medium, Silver/ red, hip- holstered.
Asshole Burger

“Hello, you’re in Asshole Burger... Hurry up and order for God’s sake!”

Asshole Burger is a well-known American fast food franchise famous for being rude to customers and purposefully talking down to everyone. Their poorly made food has insulting names, all packaging has sarcastic warnings to reluctantly conform to health and safety standards.

## Products

Many standard fast food options are served at Asshole burger, all with their own asshole twist.

* Asshole Burger- the standard Cheeseburger
* Stingy Asshole- regular Hamburger, no cheese
* Double Asshole- Double Cheeseburger
* What are you gay?- Vegan Hamburger
* Crow Burger- Chicken Burger.
* Dickhead Dog- Hot Dog
* Bent Dickhead Dog- Vegan Hot Dog
* Border Dog- Chilli Dog
* Fat-Ass Chicken- Bucket of Fried Chicken (various sizes)
* Stingy Fries- French Fries
* Dumb Ass Coffee- Coffee legally obliged to have a “caution; hot” warning. Dumb Ass Coffee reads ”Warning! Hot Coffee is hot, Dumb-Ass!”
* Big Dirty Bastard Burger - 1lb BBQ rib burger
* Cheapskate‘s soda- unlimited refill fizzy drinks.
Crap Island

**Crap Island** is an island located in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

## Phun Phacts

* The Island Sinks and rises every 5 minutes
* There's a big sinkhole/volcano in the middle
* All the best fruit grows here but they taste crap
* There's a crazy deserted man with a pool noodle that he attacks with. (He drinks salt water through pool noodle)
* There existed 1 species of crab that died
* Tropical fish that lay eggs on the land when it rises, flop around and die, then the eggs hatch when the island sinks again (process repeats every 5 mins) (crazy man doesnt like the taste)
* extra long leg flamingos, but they have to fly coz they cant swin and the legs are still too short.
* David attenborough rapes and eats the native Galapagos turtles by smashing them into rocks.
* There's a loud beeping noise at 4:30 every day for no reason, possibly from a submarine, but no one is entirely sure.
Pringles Man

Pringles Man's WWE 2K17 Character Slot image

**Pringles Man** is a wrestler who's part of the Alive N Kickin' tag team, featured primarily in WWE 2K17.

## History

He was born in the year 1968 in the town of Montgomery, Ohio in the United States of America. Growing up in the 1970s was when he first tried and subsequently, instantly fell in love with Pringles. Because of this, it's been speculated he has dedicated a large quantity of his time styling himself after the Pringles mascot “Julius Pringle” complete with enormous handlebar moustache consuming at the very least half a can of Pringles with every meal.

He has been very open about the tragic accident that happened years ago which permanently altered his appearance: a truck running over his head. This accident managed to break his skull, but not damage his brain in any meaningful way besides suffering from short-term amnesia. He "quickly" recovered after a "brief" 10 years.

## Relationships

### Alive N Kickin'

Pringles Man is an integral part of the Alive N Kickin' tag team, and has been described as perhaps the most loyal within the group.

### Suicidal Squad

Pringles Man, as well as the other Alive N Kickin' tag team members have a burning hatred for those within the Suicidal Squad.

### Wotsit Man

Pringles Man & Wotsit Man have a long and complex history dating back to when they were both young crisp aficionados. Pringles man grew up with the Pringles brand in America in the 1970s whilst completely oblivious that during the following decade, his future wrestling rival Wotsit man would be growing up on the south coast of 1980s Great Britain. Because of this great crisp brand divide, they slowly grew further and further apart, eventually becoming bitter sworn enemies.

From a wrestling perspective, Pringles Man and Wotsit Man are evenly matched with many great matches taking place in their history. They have stood against each-other many times as crisp rivals as well as crisp representatives of their respective tag-teams Suicidal Squad and Alive N Kickin’.

## Trivia

* The slogan tattooed on his chest is the slogan for Pringles: "Once you pop, you can't stop." The second part, "YOU CAN'T STOP", is not a tattoo, but an open wound.

* Pringles Man was created as a response to Wotsit Man, after a decision to make a rival, opposite Suicidal Squad tag team. Pringles appeared to be the suitable opposite to Wotsits.

* As Pringles Man is very similar to Wotsit Man, it could be inferred that Pringles Man is obsessed with Pringles.
* Also similarly to Wotsit Man is his presentation name, which is "W X Y Z", the last four letters of the alphabet. Wotsit Man, on the other hand has the first four, "A B C D".
* Pringles Man appears to have dark, soulless voids for eyes, because of a *slight* oversight when creating the character from the Pringles Mascot, Julius. Julius' design has relatively simple eyes that don't translate well to a human face.
Mr. Dude

> "*Hey there, I'm Mr. Dude. How's it goin'?*"
> ― Mr. Dude
>
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**Mr. Dude** is a mysterious man who seemingly is very powerful, but is extremely laid back in his attitude.

## Appearance

Mr. Dude wears a very nice hat and often is seen in other expensive clothing. These clothes are often expensive suits that are always the colour purple for some reason. Mr. Dude also has skull face paint.

## Personality

Mr. Dude is a friendly individual, he will approach random people and strike up conversations often starting with. "Hey there, I'm Mr. Dude. How's it goin'?"He will then offer to do a few things, which include showing the people his "mad jumps" or letting people taste his "Dude Brew", which he often refers to as the "blue". This is because it is blue in colour. Mr. Dude believes that blue has its own distinct taste and that he likes the taste of blue.

If he likes someone enough he invites back to party in his Mr. Dude's Playhouse where he has the best music, pretty girls and lots of blue.

## History

The true origins of Mr. Dude are a mystery to all.

## Powers

### Mad Jumps

He proclaims to have the mad jumps. These jumps are quite impressive.

### Brewer

Mr. Dude seemingly can brew magical drinks although he only produces the Dude Brew, because this is his favourite drink. If someone could convince him otherwise maybe he could make something else powerful, but for now he only produces his favourite "blue".

### Immortality

Mr. Dude is seemingly immortal and has existed for a very long time.

## Trivia

* Mr. Dude appears to be an incarnation of or maybe even the real Baron Samedi.
Middle East

The **Middle East** is a transcontinental geographical region of Earth, consisting of various countries in Western Asia. The Greater Middle East is comprised of countries from South-Eastern Europe, Western Asia and Northern Africa. This region of the world is characterised by its shared similar, yet distinct cultures, languages and religions.

The counties included in the Middle East are typically as follows, countries part of the Greater Middle East are *italicised*:

* *Afghanistan*
* *Algeria*
* *Armenia*
* *Azerbaijan*
* Bahrain
* Cyprus
* *Djibouti*
* Egypt
* *Georgia*
* Iran
* Iraq
* Israel
* Jordan
* *Kazakhstan*
* Kuwait
* *Kyrgyzstan*
* Lebanon
* *Libya*
* *Mauritania*
* *Morocco*
* Northern Cyprus
* Oman
* Palestine
* Qatar
* Saudi Arabia
* *Somalia*
* *Sudan*
* Syria
* *Tajikistan*
* *Tunisia*
* Turkey
* *Turkmenistan*
* United Arab Emirates
* *Uzbekistan*
* *Western Sahara*
* Yemen
Minecraft Lobster

**WARNING: THIS CHARACTER IS AWFUL**
*Read the following content at your own peril!*

The **Minecraft Lobster** is a nightmarish inclusion in the Minecraft Forbidden Update. It has "several mechanics". If you walk within range of it, it begins a 5 minute long burlesque dance, and opens it's "Special Flap". It will then proceed to pull out its massive erection, making an "OOOH!" sound and will point at it, in an attempt to get your attention.

Bane of Arthropods works on this creature, for it is an arthropod itself. The Bane of Arthropods IV will instantly kill it. Killing the lobster in its "burlesque phase" will give you Crab Meat. Killing it afterwards, or before it's given the chance to enter the phase will have it drop Shell Parts instead, usable in making the new Shell Armour.

## Mortal Qombat

Because of how damaging the lobster was, he managed to leak out of the game by glitching out of existence- due to Bedrock being a "buggy piece of shit". This caused the character to leak into another game entirely, and also reality, because, er, reasons.

He makes his appearance in Mortal Qombat as a playable fighter. Naturally due to his chaotic, eldritch nature, he aligned himself with the Pure Evil Guys against Dot Cotton and the Good Guys.

## Trivia

* This was a BIG MISTAKE, as said by Mojang themselves[*citation needed*].
* This creature was created over a discussion on Bane of Arthropods, and why there should've been more arthropod enemies within Minecraft.
* The shell is bright red, despite not being boiled. His shell is pigmented in a bizarre way.
* There are technically two versions of the Minecraft Lobster: the Bedrock Lobster and Java Lobster. The Java Lobster would have never been able to leave the game unlike the Bedrock variant because of its codebase being more solid.

## Notes

* It is not arbitrary[*citation needed*].
MegaBox

**MegaBox** is a worldwide brand of cinemas starting in the US in the early 1950s. They originated in California with drive-in outdoor cinemas boasting "reasonable prices".

## History

Starting in 1951, MegaBox began showing primitive 3D movies for a brief period before the craze of 3D movies declined. The business evolved into developing pioneering projection equipment, as the brand spread nationally, making breakthroughs with their High Definition Projection Screen in 1961, and their Immersive 3D Sound System in 1976. Their cinemas became iconic for their large cube-shaped buildings, with their first completed cinema being listed as an important building by the United States Building Preservation Society.

When 3D movies began to make a resurgence in the 1980s, MegaBox jumped back on the trend and used the popularity of 3D movies to help them spread worldwide. By 1983 they became one of the largest cinema chains in the world, with over 7000 locations across America alone.

They offered a few unique features, due to the shape and size of their buildings they had more screens and were able to have more showings of more movies per day. They had a high quantity of 3D showing with a whole floor dedicated to 3D movies. 24 hour open hours were available with more risqué adult films late at night or independent local films for free during quieter hours.

What became a small part of pop-culture was their unique ticket design for 3D movies. The tickets for screenings of 3D movies came in the form of their 3D glasses. Tickets were a pair of 3D glasses in a basic rectangular shape with a cutout for the nose. Above the eyes was a black stretch of card with the ticket’s details printed on.
1953

The year **1953** AD/CE, written "MCMLIII" in Roman Numerals. The year preceding was 1952 and the year following is 1954.

## Events

### June

* June 2 - Elizabeth II is crowned Queen of the United Kingdom.
* June 14 - Dot Cotton marries her husband and consummates the marriage the same day

## Births

### August

* August 11 - Hulk Hogan, professional wrestler.

## Deaths

### March

* March 5 - Joseph Stalin, Soviet Leader.
Beamie

**WARNING: THIS CHARACTER IS AWFUL**
*Read the following content at your own peril!*

**Beamie** is a VERY BAD CHARACTER, named after his beanie that stretches from his head and tucks into the back of his pants, which he calls a "Beamie".

## Information

He loves to eat West Midlands crab. Beamie imports Lays because they "taste better". He claims his gender is "cyan", and his sexuality as "Burnt Candle": no one knows what this means.

Beamie claims that his eyes turn different colours depending on his emotional state. Beamie has a vary stuck-up, nasal voice, as though he's better then you. Beamie claims to be vegan despite eating crab. Beamie loves his daddy. Beamie's brother committed suicide due to the way Beamie turned out. Beamie is a consumer of SHam.

Beamie's father is ruined.
Illinois

Very basic map of Illinois with state capital Springfield marked.

**Illinois**is one of the 50 United States of America.

## Cities

* Springfield (Capital)
* Chicago (Largest)
* Chicago Metropolitan Area (Largest Metro)
* Thyke
* Aurora

## Notable Residents

* The Chub, Vigilante, Philanthropist, CEO of Pawtucket Enterprises
* Miss Steak, former criminal, cowgirl, daughter of Don Steak
* Don Steak, head of the “Dixie Mafia” redneck Steak crime family.
* Caramella, criminal, nuisance, “feeder”
* Elect-Ric, scientist, criminal, inventor, former teacher.
* Kaptain Boomer, Boomer, criminal, former supervisor, embarrassment of a father.
* Kéighneïghn, Criminal, hired muscle.
BAD TOUCH Zone

The **BAD TOUCH Zone** is home to many horrible and terrible and bad things.

Bad things such as the Gamer hole; which is a classic defence tactic that offers no defensive advantage, despite being labelled as a defence tactic. Leaving all areas vulnerable, especially the area most wanted to be protected.
Eminem

Marshall "Slim Shady" Mathers, better known by his stage name, "Eminem", is a semi-powerful entity that causes mayhem across the world.

Eminem has the ability to hurt people's feelings, appeal to the masses and string a lot of offensive words and terminology together to appear "edgy" to disenfranchised youths and out-of-touch adults. He is also insecure and can't help but respond to criticism even if it's warranted. Despite this, he is still well-loved and many people enjoy his music - even if his old music was better.

## 2020 - The Eminem Event

In the year 2020, the world was struck by a deadly virus causing everyone to be trapped inside. This is when Eminem decided to become a monster.

He caused millions of casualties within a few days by hurling offensive words so quickly and so powerfully that it caused people's homes to collapse in on themselves, as well as causing bones and skulls to shatter.

After the first week, Eminem begun calling upon the extraterrestrial powers of Ray William Johnson, the two formed a duo known as Your Favorite Marshall. During the first day of the duo's formation, the survivor count in the world dropped to 2,803,210 people, with a few days later dropping to 10.

During this, Eminem was intercepted stomping around Tokyo City like a big playground but disappeared after casting "Lose Yourself".

A lone man luckily found a "Doomsday Reversal" machine, which reversed all of the damage caused by the duo.

A short while after this, it was revealed that Jim Carrey was the inspiration for The Marshall Mathers Show, inciting suspicion that Eminem was potentially nothing but a mere pawn.
Joe Kerry

## SOCIETY MADE ME

### Aliases/ Nicknames

Incel, Virgin, Loser, Freak, Ugly, Joker, The Joker, Jokker, WOKER, Jester, The Jester, "Victim of Society"

## Other Information

### Dislikes

SOCIETY

**Joe Kerry**, also sometimes known as "**SOCIETY MADE ME**", is a wrestler from Incelicon Valley, California, originally appearing in WWE 2K19.

## Personality

Joe Kerry is extremely prone to fits of rage. Due to heavy bullying, Joe Kerry has decided to take action of his own accord and has chosen to go after people to teach them a lesson.

## History

### The Beginning of the Bullying

At a young age, Kerry was bullied relentlessly for being scrawny and ugly - first by his own parents and later into his school years. He never learned to make friends or even talk to people, causing him to retreat into talking to himself for most of the time.

### The Descent into Madness

He claims in his manifesto, that shortly after entering middle school, he suffered a compound nervous breakdown. He documented this manifesto on an online blog under the username "JOECIETY".

Every single day he was being thrown into trash cans or having milk cartons poured on him. Eventually he had enough, causing him to lash out and stab a classmate with a pencil, which left a very small scar.

### "Victim of Society"

In high school, much of the bullying involved calling Joe a "nerd", "geek" or "dork", with a lot of the insults associating him with comic books and anime. These were untrue statements, as Joe was heavily passionate about music, being into the Killa Clowns, and was mostly interested in a career in experimental music.

The jocks of his school knew his pathway home and would often throw waterbombs at him when leaving the school.

He'd had enough and eventually decided to "give them what they want". He smeared washable face paint and hair dye hastily on his person and lashed out at some of his students. During his escape, he was pelted by the same water bombs, but he was unrecogniseable by the jocks, who apologised. The paint eventually washed off by the sweat and water from his run home, with news crews only knowing of the man wearing clown makeup. He had escaped.

### WWE Career and the "War on Society"

In 2019, he found his way to the WWE, where he took his anger out on everyone who got in his way, but mostly musclebound men.

Despite his weak appearance, Joe has won a surprising amount of matches, often going for dirt tactics and low-blows. He has overcome some of the strongest opponents, including the likes of Hecklam and even President Remune.

## Trivia

* 4/20 1999 was the day that the Columbine High School Massacre occurred, which resonates on a "very personal level" with Kerry, for he sympathises with the shooters. It's also the 110th birthday for Hitler.
Sister O’Grady’s dry flavourless crackers for the soul

“Sister O’Grady’s” is a food brand ran by nuns producing various types of biscuit or cracker. Their goal is to produce and supply extremely dry, flavourless and boring crackers with the belief that consuming only dull and uninteresting food will help the soul stay pure and dissuade immorality.

## Ideals

The Nuns behind “Sister O’Grady’s” believe that eating only boring flavourless food can help the soul to remain pure and can stop people being tempted to sin. They took it upon themselves to create a brand of biscuits & crackers (the driest of all foods); not to create profit but to save the world from immorality by producing food with an unprecedented level of flavourlessness and dryness, the likes of which we have never seen before.

The Nuns of Sister O’Grady‘s Catholic church adopt the same theory as “John Harvey Kellogg” the inventor of the Kellogg’s brand and the Corn Flakes. (He created Corn Flakes to dissuade young men from masturbation) As a result, all of their products are bland for the purpose of attempting to stop people from engaging in immoral acts.

## Supply

Sister O’Grady’s is the official supplier for Soup kitchens, Rehabs, Alcoholics Anonymous, Catholic schools, Monasteries & Catholic Churches worldwide. Their crackers are supplied to all of these locations in massive numbers to be served alongside other bland foods like watery soups. Sister O’Grady’s crackers is thought to help Nuns, Preists & Good Samaritans stay “pure” while helping Alcoholics, Drug Addicts, the Homeless & Children redeem themselves of their wicked sins, show penance and help them to try and avoid the temptations of sins such as: Alcohol, Drugs, Masturbation, Crime, Ill thoughts, Anger, Mischief, Joy, Excitement, Homelessness, Love, Science & Atheism.

## Products

Sister O’Grady’s Dry Flavourless Crackers for the Soul provides a small number of different biscuits and crackers for variety (but there is almost no distinguishing any difference in flavours between them)

* Dry Wheat Cracker
* Dry Wholemeal Cracker
* Black Dry Wheat Cracker (Coloured Black for Preists)
* Cheese Wheat Crackers (Doesn’t taste of Cheese at all)
* Oyster Crackers (A small bag of really small Dry Wheat Crackers to have with Soup)
* Extra Dry Wheat Cracker (Extra dry, Extra flavourless. For those who REALLY need Jesus)
* Dry Rich Tea (To only be dunked in hot water)
* Dry Digestive
* Dry Cream Cracker (No Cream filling, just 2 bland discuits)
Rajesh Chandra

Jinder Bahandi was a notable heel Indian wrestler at “TCW”. He has been a prominent wrestler in India since the mid 2000s. He became a three-time winner of the “Tiger World Championship“, the last of these ending with a historic loss to Ishaan Mukherjee.

## History

Brought up in Bangladesh, he moved to Mumbai alongside his best friend Muhammad (Jinder) Bahindi to join “TCW” and become a member of the roster In 2005.

He held the Indian title twice and the Asian title 4 times. He managed to obtain the Tag titles alongside his partner Jinder Bahindi, a total of 7 times as part of the tag-stable “Tiger Tribe”
Rope Match

A Rope match is a special professional wrestling match-type. This type of match debuted on the Throwdown Wrestling promotion. This match-type is iconic for its use of a rope suspended above the ring and for displaying a history of more acrobatic wrestlers swinging around and dangling from high up the rope.

## Mechanics

The match functions similar to a standard singles match with the match ending with pinfall, submission or Knockout. The primary difference is a large rope being suspended above the centre of the ring. The rope hangs all the way down to the ring canvas and can be used as the only legal weapon in the match.

The rope can be climbed or swung from for strategic or manoeuvrability purposes, or it can be used as a weapon by being swung at your opponent or wrapped around them.

Standard count-out rules apply so competitors are not permitted to leave the ring for longer than a 10 count.

## Controversy

The rope match-type has occasionally come under criticism from some concerned audiences due to the dangers of the rope.

Many criticise the dangers of strangulation or being accidentally hung that could be caused by messing around with ropes and wrapping the rope around people’s necks.

Another major danger from the rope match the the likelihood of somebody climbing high up the rope and falling off. The rope is attached to the rafters high above the ring, as a result it is realistically possible that someone is able to climb up to the ceiling some 50ft or higher. Falling from that height would be disastrous, much more deadly than falling from a cell.
Anti-Pizza MacDaddy

> "*YOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PIZZA SUCKS. BELIEVE THAT.*"
> ― Anti-Pizza MacDaddy[source]
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**Anti-Pizza MacDaddy** is one of the many alternate MacDaddys.

## Appearance

Anti-Pizza MacDaddy retains the appearance of MacDaddy, but chooses to wear different clothing. He prefers to wear a black and red biker jacket and gloves along with his custom shirt that reads: "YOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PIZZA SUCKS BELIEVE THAT".

### Personality

Anti-Pizza MacDaddy is a spiteful person who is never seen smiling. The thought of pizzas destruction is always on his mind. He is always looking for someone to fight and is always on the look out for pizza. He shows no mercy to his opponents in ring or in real life. Anti-Pizza MacDaddy has no problems with ending another being life.

He has a personal hit list of very specific pizza related things. He wishes for pizza related corporations to suffer and to cry as there business's crumble before them. He wants Italy to be erased from history and the planet. He also directly opposes the Pizza Mafia. He also prank calls pizza companies out of spite, even going as far as to kill delivery drivers for fun.

## History

Anti-Pizza Macdaddy was born in Chicago, Illinois to Papa John. from birth hated pizza. He knew it with all of his being that he must see it all be destroyed and those that love it must suffer. From that day forward has taken a path of destruction crushing all pizza based things in his path. This has lead him to the Rylander Championship as he wishes to hurt all the MacDaddys that love pizza.

## Powers

### Bike License

Anti-Pizza MacDaddy roams America on his bike in which he has spent so much time on, he has mastered riding motor bikes.

### Gunman

Although not taught how to shoot guns he is self taught and proficient in a variety of weaponry

## Trivia

* Anti-Pizza MacDaddy is wanted for murder in almost all states of America
* Anti-Pizza MacDaddy although he knows a variety of guns cannot fire the Classified
* Anti-Pizza MacDaddy stalks and kills pizza delivery men and women out of spite in his spare time

## Gallery

Anti-Pizza MacDaddy, as he appears in WWE 2K20
Signage Man

Signage man is a villain whose super powers include using government official signs and enforcing them in supernatural ways.

## Appearance

Signage Man looks like your stereotypical construction/ council worker with muscles built up due to years of hard labour jobs and a constant 5 o'clock shadow. His clothes are dirty and worn and is really never seen outside of these clothes.

Signage Man also has his villain costume which is a battle suit made out of various signs that he intends to use again enemies.

## History

Signage Man was a simple construction worker who was tasked with a construction job at a highly radioactive hazardous zone. Signage Man was not qualified to work in such environments and he was affected by the radiation unknown to him at the time, because of his poor work ethic.

Going back to his regular construction site jobs he found out that the next sign he put down reacted in a strange way. He influenced the signs commands through a super power. He put down the "STOP" sign and the people "STOP". It didn't take long for Signage Man to work out the extent of his powers. He figured out that he would need government official signs as they were the only signs that worked along side his powers. From this day on wards Signage Man became a villain by using his sign powers to get what he wants.

## Powers

### Sign Power

The only power of Signage Man is this. The sign is influenced by his super power. What the sign is supposed to do due to the government official written documents that detail its proper usage will influence the result. Generally something such as "NO PARKING" will prevent cars from parking near Signage Man, however certain signs such as a "HIGH VOLTAGE" sign implies that there is high voltage in the area thus Signage Man becomes high voltage himself.

This power doesn't work on the stupid and illiterate or if you simply don't understand the signs language. The signs must be government official signs.

## Trivia

* Signage Mans power also works on braille
* Signage Man domestically abuses his wife

## Gallery

An example danger signAn example stop sign
Chairman

Unnamed Mother

Cigar Man (Father)

Unnamed Wife

**Chairman** is a character appearing primarily in The Chub. He is the son of the eccentric Cigar Man.

## History

Born in the year [year], Chairman was the younger of two brothers

## Relationships

### Doorman

[doorman stuff]

[more characters]

## Appearances

Chairman primarily appears in *The Chub*, where he fights alongside, and sometimes against the titular character.
Pickle Gherkin

### Likes

Destruction, Cucumbers, Misery, Blood, Water, invading the Famileemembahs' House

### Dislikes

Happiness, Smiles, Knives, Money

**Pickle Gherkin** is a character appearing in The Famileemembahs. Despite his name, he is not a pickle, but a cucumber instead.

## History

Gherkin's origins remain unknown as of now.

## Other Appearances

In addition to appearing in The Famileemembahs, Gherkin has appeared as a regular villain in Half Man, Half Kebqb, where he causes chaos in New Chernobyl