Scaring The Hoes

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## **Synopsis**

With graduation having finished, Alexis May decided to get The Hooligans together to have a graduation party in New Orleans. She was so determined that she even managed to get Benard to come back for the night. As the group had convinced their parents, Ford and Jordan agreed to buy the liquor, so the night after Graduation, The Hooligans got to the airport and flew to New Orleans with the group discovering that Jordan had a fear of flying. When they landed, they decided to relax in the hotel room.

Alexis set up her laptop to monitor Las Vegas, and Shay donned his suit to do some patrolling in New Orleans. He figured he should even if it wasn't his city, but that was when Bernard and Ford both - jokingly - berated Shay for bringing his costume. He snapped back and asked if they had brought theirs, but Ford told him that he had left in Vegas because this was a vacation; Bernard said that he had transformed, but Spike promised he wouldn't go to Hulk out. Shay shouted fine and threw his clothes on over his suit, but that was when Jordan and Ren came into the room and asked why Shay had his suit on underneath, beginning the conversation again until Shay took it off.

Meanwhile, Alexis was sending Dawn FM updates and letting them know what was going with Tyler calling Hendrix to say that there was a disturbance in Paradise. Here, Ford turned off Alexis' computer and took Tyler's phone, telling them that they deserved this vacation and that there would be no superheroing on this trip. He was upset by their constant need to be vigilantes as they were the ones who dragged him halfway across the country for a vacation to begin with. Here, Bernard cut in and said that he found a bar on Bourbon Street and prompted everyone to get out of the hotel room. As they all left in uniform, Bernard stopped Shay and told him to leave the web-shooters, which caused another argument with the group as Shay was trying to sneak them with him.

By the time they got to the bar, Ren had laughed more times than she had in her life at the conversation of who would win in a fight, Ford or Iron Man, and Ford said himself because he could turn into a werewolf and Bernard said Iron Man because of technology. Here, Tyler revealed that he had rented out the VIP section and used Ford's ID to order bottle service. The group sat and drank for a while, but that was when Alexis and Ren went to the bathroom. As they left, Bernard asked if they knew about Dr. Octagonecologyst.

With Alexis and Ren, Alexis knocked on a stall door, and a woman spoke, but instead of simply saying it was taken, she instead called Alexis a bitch and told her to wait. Alexis tried to defuse the situation by telling her it wasn't that serious, but the woman said it was, so Alexis waited outside the stall. Ren asked what was going on, and three seconds later, the stall door opened, and Alexis swung at the woman, which started a fight. The fight bled into the bar's main room, and when Ford looked over to see what was going on, he saw a man accidentally hit Ren in the nose with his elbow, and then the entire squad jumped up. Tyler, Shay, Jordan, Ford, and Bernard ran over to fight the guys while Ren and Alexis fought the girls. The bouncer tried blocking the door so they couldn't get out, but they busted it down.

The Hooligans were fighting in the street, and it was seven against fifteen. Shay was swinging on any and everything, Ford was doing a man like a boxing ring, Bernard was breaking knees, and Ren had a woman's weave sling with Alexis backing her up. It was astonishing to watch, and it seemed like fighting was a family thing. Fighting brought the group together even if they would argue and scream, but that didn't matter now because The Hooligans were out of costume, brawling right outside a party in New Orleans. Then in the middle of the fight, the police were called, and when they arrived, The Hooligans were sitting on top of the unconscious bodies.

They were loaded into the paddy wagon in handcuffs, and as they rolled down the road, Shay joked about how they could all break out of these. The group laughed as Ford wiped the blood from his nose and asked Alexis where she learned how to fight. She told the group it was from her dad and then told them an adage he used to say. The group laughed and repeated the adage as they were driven to the police headquarters, with Ford commenting on how this was a pretty shitty vacation.

## **Notes**

* This story takes place the night after graduation.
* While Bernard may have been off-world, he was able to come back briefly.
* This is the first time that Jordan's fear of flying is mentioned.