Kira

**Kira** is an exclusive girl that can be obtained from the Beach Bash Event 2023. She is the fifth girl obtainable in a Parallel Universe Event, so she's not part of the main story and you do not need to unlock any other girls to obtain her.

## Dialogue list

### **First Meeting**

1. You're hanging out on your favorite rock in the ocean when you see a ship sailing towards you.
2. A voice calls out, "Mermaid ho!" as the ship draws closer... and closer...it's getting way too close actually.
3. Pirate ship - CRUSHED!
4. Surrounded by fire and wreckage, you spot a beautiful damsel flailing in the water. What can you do but dive in and pull her to shore?

### **Adversary**

* Woman overboard! Oh, you've already saved me. Well, that was quick. Good job!

#### Sorry

* Do you happen to have a fishing rod? Or perhaps an oversized lobster pot? No, wait, that's probably cruel... Hmmm. How does one ethically catch a mermaid?
* Where, oh where did that gorgeous mermaid go?
* Ick, I think I've got seaweed in my bra! Ah, well, no time to fish it out now. I've got a mermaid to find!
* Okay, so I steered my ship full-speed directly towards a giant rock. And? Don't tell me you've never had mermaid fantasies before!

#### Poke

* Ack! I didn't swallow any sea water, so there's no need for that.

#### Gift

* Um... No thanks. You should probably just stick this in a box and bury it. Don't bother drawing a map.

#### Upgrade to Nuisance

* Wait minute. That was you on the rock? But...But...You're not a beautiful mermaid! You're just some ho-hum landlubber! I wrecked my ship for YOU!?
* I need to drown my sorrows. Where is the rum... butter ice cream?

### Nuisance

* Harumph. I can't help feeling a bit salty. And it isn't bevause I took a dip in the ocean!

#### Sorry

* Let me get this straight. You very nearly lured me to my doom, but then you did an about-face and rescued me from the water? Talk about mixed messages!
* I can't tell if you're blushing or if you're sunburned. Just how long were you laying out that rock?
* It's not my fault! I was three sheets to the wind when I steered towards that rock! My depth perception was scuppered!
* Just imagine: an underwater kingdom of coral reefs, colorful fishes, and glittering sunken treasure. \*sigh\* I wish I could be part of that world.

#### Poke

* Avast ye, scurvy dog! Actually, I quite like dogs. Maybe I should find a different insult.

#### Gift

* Um... No thanks. You should probably just stick this in a box and bury it. Don't bother drawing a map.

#### Upgrade to Frenemy

* My poor ship is resting in pieces at the bottom of the sea, and I'm the wreck's sole survivor...
* Makes for a pretty good Tragic Backstory, doesn't it? Don't worry - my crew actually mutinied and abandoned ship weeks ago. I was the only one on board!

### Frenemy

* Seeing as my ship was destroyed because of you and through no fault of my own, I'm looking to commandeer a new one. Point me in the direction of the nearest marina, will you?

#### Sorry

* I'd invite you for tea in my captain's cabin, but my tea - and my cabin, for that matter - are currently inside a sunken ship.
* I love my name. Kira! Kira! It sounds... shimmery, don't you think?
* What? Just because I'm a pirate doesn't mean I'm some horrible, smelly greedy rapscallion. Come here! Sniff my neck and tell me I don't smell like coconut blossoms and sundrenched sandalwood zest!
* Just imagine: an underwater kingdom of coral reefs, colorful fishes, and glittering sunken treasure. \*sigh\* I wish I could be part of that world.
* Might as well make the best things while I'm here. I'm going to build a sandcastle.
* Am I disappointed? Well yes, but actually no. My hopes and dreams might be dead in the water, but there's something about you that makes me feel... Optimistic!
* In case you were wondering, no, I don't have any gold teeth. Oral is VERY important to me. Err, oral hygiene, I mean. I visit my dentist at least once every six months for a thorough cleaning!
* I can't tell if you're blushing or if you're sunburned. Just how long were you laying out on that rock?

#### Poke

* Avast ye, scurvy dog! Actually, I quite like dogs. Maybe I should find a different insult.

#### Gift

* Hmm! Well, all right. Seeing as I recently lost all my worldly possessions in a shipwreck, I'll accept your gift.

#### Upgrade to Acquaintance

* I shall never forgive you for having two legs instead of a glorious fishtail. Never!
* That being said, I have to admit... There is something rather captivating about you. Care to have a pint with me at the local oyster bar?

### Acquaintance

* I'm dropping anchor! That's my way of saying I've decided to stick around for a while. Well, not "decided." I don't actually have a choice. But I'm not upset about it anymore!

#### Talk

* Pirates versus ninjas: who would win? You better answer carefully.
* I'd invite you for tea in my captain's cabin, but my tea - and my cabin, for that matter - are currently inside a sunken ship.
* What? Just because I'm a pirate doesn't mean I'm some horribe, smelly greedy rapscallion. Come here! Sniff my neck and tell me I don't smell like coconut blossoms and sundrenched sandalwood zest!
* I love my name. Kira! Kira! It sounds... shimmery, don't you think?
* I've heard tell of a restaurant that serves fish and chips in cardboard boats. Is it true? Because that's adorable and I want to eat there ASAP!
* In case you were wondering, no, I don't have any gold teeth. Oral is VERY important to me. Err, oral hygiene, I mean. I visit my dentist at least once every six months for a thorough cleaning!

#### Poke

* Avast ye, scurvy dog! Actually, I quite like dogs. Maybe I should find a different insult.
* Shiver me timbers, that tickles! Hahaha!

#### Gift

* Hmm! Well, all right. Seeing as I recently lost all my worldly possessions in a shipwreck, I'll accept your gift.

#### Upgrade to Friendzone

* Most people surrender the moment they see my pirate flag, but you're not afraid of me, are you, landlubber?
* Honestly, it's a nice change of pace. I may be a pirate, but I'm not a criminal. And before you ask, no, I *don't* know what a synonym is.

### Friendzone

* If we're going to be friends, I suggest you brush up on your Pirate's Code. After all, knowing the rules makes breaking them way more fun. Teehee!

#### Talk

* Calm waters never made a skilled sailor, but let me tell you, chilling on a boat on a windless day with nothing to do but sunbathe is pretty fantastic. Just don't forget the SPF!
* One time, I became obsessed with this really cool white whale. I chased him for ages - I was desperate for friendship! So I guess I've just always had a thing for aquatic mammals.
* Want to know a secret? I actually give a lot of my loot to charity. The needy get some aid, and I can write the donation off my taxes. It's a win-win!
* Is it just me, or is there something abour Bonnibel? That long red hair and those shimmering eyes... Aye, she would make a beautiful mermaid.
* I sailed my ship through the Bermuda Parallelogram once. It's a much safer route than passing through the Bermuda Triangle. I don't know why more people don't do it.
* You're not the only one with interesting friends. My list of acquaintances includes a crew of talking vegetable pirates, a well-dressed sea sponge, and a volleyball!

#### Poke

* Avast ye, scurvy dog! Actually, I quite like dogs. Maybe I should find a different insult.
* Shiver me timbers, that tickles! Hahaha!

#### Gift

* Ooo, treasure! And I didn't even have to work for it. Maybe I will keep you around. Heehee!

#### Upgrade to Awkward Besties

* I'm thinking about putting together a crew. Would you be interested? Have you got your sea legs?
* Great! I like having you around. Also I need someone who's willing to swab the poop deck.

#### Flirt

* Want to know a secret? I actually give a lot of my loot to charity. The needy get some aid, and I can write the donation off my taxes. It's a win-win!
* You're not the only one with interesting friends. My list of acquaintances includes a crew of talking vegetable pirates, a well-dressed sea sponge, and a volleyball!
* Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion, 'cause they are so awesome!
* I'm not much of a coffee drinker, but I do like that one coffee shop with the mermaid on the cup. I could stare at her all day...
* Calm waters never made a skilled sailor, but let me tell you, chilling on a boat on a windless day with nothing to do but sunbathe is pretty fantastic. Just don't forget the SPF!
* My favorite type of music is pirate metal. Seriously, you should look it up!
* I'm thinking about getting tattooed. A rooster on one foot, a pig on the other! It mught not be the cutest look, but it's supposed to bring sailors good luck.

#### Poke

* Ahaha! Nonono! Stop that, or I'll... I'll... I'll have you walk the plank! Heeheehee!
* Shiver me timbers, that tickles! Hahaha!

#### Gift

* Ooo, treasure! And I didn't even have to work for it. Maybe I will keep you around. Heehee!

#### Upgrade to Crush

* There's something I'd like to ask you, but I'm a little nervous. See, I like to... write poetry. And... I was wondering if you might let me read some of it to you?
* Fabulous! If you had said no, I'd have to kill you. "Dead men tell no tales," and all that. I have a reputation to uphold!

### Crush

* I'm so glad I decided to spend my impromptu shore leave with you. I'm truly having a whale of a time.

#### Flirt

* Chests of gold are great and all, but the real treasure is the ability to retire young and live in a sweet little cottage by the sea nursing sick and injured exotic birds back to health.
* There's no reason one can't be the scourge of the seven seas and a fancy lady at the same time. In fact, I have been known to carry a cutlass in one hand and a teacup in the other.
* Ugh, my favorite streaming service is raising its prices again! I'm starting to think I should go back to my roots...
* If you put a conch shell to your ear, you might hear the ocean calling! Or you might get a little pinch from a hermit crab. I'm just saying, be careful.
* A word of advice for you. Never. Drink. Seawater. Don't ask me how I know.
* I'm thinking of redesigning my pirate flag. I want it to look fierce and threatening, sooo... a kitty cat? Nothing's more terrifying than a creature with knives in its feet!

#### Poke

* Ahaha! Nonono! Stop that, or I'll... I'll... I'll have you walk the plank! Heeheehee!
* Shiver me timbers, that tickles! Hahaha!

#### Gift

* Blow me down, I wasn't expecting that! I believe thanks are in order, so... Thanks!

#### Upgrade to Sweetheart

* Have I told you about my special pirate compass? It doesn't point north - it points towards whatever my heart wants most in the world!
* Lately, it's been pointing quite adamantly towards you...

### Sweetheart

* Your kisses make my head spin. It's like I'm caught in a whirlpool, happily drowning in the depths of your affection.

#### Flirt

* I've decided to name my next ship after you. I'm thinking either "Marshmallow's Revenge" or "Cutie McSquishyface"! Which one sounds more badass?
* Truth to be told, I don't think I'd mind being marooned with you...
* Ugh, my favorite streaming service is raising its prices again! I'm starting to think I should go back to my roots...
* Take a walk on the beach with me? I want to see if any of my stuff has washed up with the tide yet.
* If you put a conch shell to your ear, you might hear the ocean calling! Or you might get a little pinch from a hermit crab. I'm just saying, be careful.
* I'm thinking of redesigning my pirate flag. I want it to look fierce and threatening, sooo... a kitty cat? Nothing's more terrifying than a creature with knives in its feet!

#### Poke

* Heehee! How do you do that? It feels like I'm being tickled by a sweet little kraken!
* Ahaha! Nonono! Stop that, or I'll... I'll... I'll have you walk the plank! Heeheehee!

#### Gift

* Blow me down, I wasn't expecting that! I believe thanks are in order, so... Thanks!

#### Upgrade to Girlfriend

* I've sailed on a lot of ships in my time, but never a relation-ship. I feel like I'm floundering here...
* Thank you for guiding me through these unfamiliar waters. I'm very much enjoying the journey.

### Girlfriend

* I've been in such a good mood lately, I can't stop whistling! I sure hope I don't accidentally whistle up a storm.

#### Flirt

* Take a walk on the beach with me? I want to see if any of my stuff has washed up with the tide yet.
* I bought us these matching straw hats! I thought it would be cute if we wore them and called ourselves the Straw Hat Sailors. Teehee!
* After a long day of sailing, all I want to do is sit next to you and watch the sunset.
* Truth to be told, I don't think I'd mind being marooned with you...
* I've decided to name my next ship after you. I'm thinking either "Marshmallow's Revenge" or "Cutie McSquishyface"! Which one sounds more badass?

#### Poke

* Heehee! How do you do that? It feels like I'm being tickled by a sweet little kraken!
* Ahaha! Nonono! Stop that, or I'll... I'll... I'll have you walk the plank! Heeheehee!

#### Gift

* I have something I want to give you too! Oh, wait... I just remembered it's at the bottom of the bay with the rest of my stuff.
* Eeee! Thank you, thank you! I feel like my heart just set sail!
* You are a veritable treasure trove of goodness and generosity.

#### Upgrade to Lover

* I might be sailing close to the wind here, but I simply must tell you what's on my heart. I've fallen... into an ocean... of love. With you. I'm in love with you. Do you feel the same?
* You've made me the happiest woman in all the seven seas. Let's celebrate!

### Lover

* High tide, low tide, I'll always be by your side.
* It's official. You... Are my soul matey.
* You may not be a mewmaid, but you were clearly mer-maid for me.
* Ahoy, my sweet little jellyfish! Come here and let me kiss you all over.
* Roses are red, the ocean is blue... You and I make an oar-some two person crew.
* I've got the wind in my hair, the sun on my skin, and sand between my toes... All I need now is you in a bathing suit, and then I can really say life's a beach!
* **(Naked)** Look at that! You've just discovered some of the finest pirate booty in all the seven sea - and you didn't even need a treasure map!
* **(Naked)** Yarr har fiddle dee dee, do whatever you like... to me...
* **(Naked)** Ahoy there, land-lover I was just about to go sunbathing. Care to slather me in SPF?

#### Seduce

* After a long day of sailing, all I want to do is sit next to you and watch the sunset.
* I never did come up with a good "pirate" name for myself. I tried Captain Ladybeard, Cap'n Crunchie, Long Joan Silver... But honestly, nothing could be more perfect than when you just call me Kira
* Like a siren, you call to me. 10/10 would sail directly into a big rock again.
* I bought us these matching straw hats! I thought it would be cute if we wore them and called ourselves the Straw Hat Sailors. Teehee!
* Let's set sail and leave all our troubles behind.
* You've got a bigger heart than a blue whale. Metaphorically speaking.
* Never say farewell. It's bad luck, and us pirates tend to be... well, not superstitious, but a little stitious.
* It can get cold on the water sometimes. Especially at night. If you ever want to share my blanket, you can.
* You're so even-keeled. I just know things are gonna be smooth sailing from here on out.
* Did you know I can speak whale? Watch this... I looOOOoove yooOOUUUuuu SOOoooo muuUUUCH!
* Do you want to try on my pirate hat? I think you'd look really cute wearing it! And only it.
* You have impeccable manners and impressive hygiene. You might think a pirate wouldn't care about that sort of thing, but you'd be wrong! I appreciate it very much!
* I know a nice little deserted island where we can be alone together. Doesn't that sound romantic? A sandy beach, a single palm tree, and nobody around for miles upon nautical miles...
* I can't decide what's cuter... a harbor seal or a sea otter. Hmm. Wait, I've got it! It's hidden option number three: you! You're the cutest!
* You'd best start believing in Idle Dating Sims, because you're in one!
* Have you seen that "gossip expert" on Channel 69? She calls herself "Captain Maisie" But she's really just a fraud who perpetuates pirate stereotypes! She sails on a sea of lies!
* Every day is "talk like a pirate day" when you're me!
* I can't stop thinking about the way you kiss. Your lips could sink ships.
* I thought a mermaid encounter would be everything I ever wanted, but the truth is, you are everything I never knew I wanted.
* I've sailed the seven seas and had a lover in every port, but your arms are the only place that have ever truly felt like a safe harbor.
* I'm very sleepy. Would you sing me a sea shanty while I drift off? The one about the Wellerman, please...
* I ship us.
* When I look at you, I feel this overwhelming sense of calm. It reminds me of when the sea is as still as glass, and there's nothing in the world to worry about.
* You make me feel as happy as a clam at high tide.
* Teehee! I wrote our names in the sand and drew a big heart around them! Quick, come see before the surf washes it all away!
* There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but you're the only fish I see.
* I want to write poems about your beautiful eyes and your loving heart... But to do that, I'd need to find words as big and deep as the ocean, and so far I haven't found any like that.
* I've spent so much of my life searching for treasure, but you make me feel like I am the treasure. Thank you.
* Being with you is paradise.
* Doesn't matter if it's a cruise ship or a canoe, there'll always be room on my boat for you.
* **(Naked)** Pants off, landlubber! A good captain always goes down... with or without her ship. Teehee!
* **(Naked)** As a sailor, I don't have a lot of experience with motorboating, but I'd be happy to let you try it out on me.
* **(Naked)** Go ahead. Touch the butt!
* **(Naked)** It's not the size of the boat that counts - it's the motion of the ocean!
* **(Naked)** This chest is a treasure all on its own.
* **(Naked)** Everything's better down where it's wetter. Everyone knows that.
* **(Naked)** Would you be willing to wear this long red wig in the bedroom? And also a clamshell bra? It'll be fun, I promise!
* **(Naked)** Not to toot my own horn or anything, but I think I've got a lovely pair of doubloons, don't you?
* **(Naked)** Let's sail out into the middle of the ocean and make love under a wide, unbroken sky of stars with nothing but the sound of the waves against the hull for music.

#### Poke

* Mmm. Your hands are so soft. It's like the caress of a warm southerly sea breeze, gentle and sweet...
* Yo ho ho ho! Yo ho ho ho ho!
* Heehee! How do you do that? It feels like I'm being tickled by a sweet little kraken!
* **(Naked)** Ahhh, I love the way you trace your fingers across my body. Pretend I'm a treasure map, and remember... "X" marks the spot.
* **(Naked)** Pillage and plunder me, baby.
* **(Naked)** Eeee! It feels SO good when you grab me like that. I kind of wish you were an octopus so you could grab me eight times at once!
* **(Naked)** Ooo! Heehee! Should I prepare to be boarded?

#### Gift

* I think I'm going to need a bigger boat... to keep all these gifts in!
* You are the least shellfish person I've ever known.
* Incredible! Treasure like this... Why, I thought it only existed in pirate legends!
* **[School Uniform]** Ahh, this reminds me of my days as a cabin girl under the Dread Pirate Roberta. She threatened my life on a daily basis, but she also taught me everything she knew!
* **[Bathing Suit]** Nice! I've got my swimsuit and my flippy-floppies. I'm ready to be on a boat!
* **[Diamond Ring]** I've always wanted to be married at sea. And since I'm a ship captain, I can officiate the wedding myself! I now pronounce us... mateys for life!
* **[Holiday Outfit]** That red-suited guy with the beard... The one that laughs like "Yo-ho-ho-ho" and carries a big bag of loot? He's got to be a pirate, right!?
* **[Lingerie]** Teehee! I'm as sweet-as-apple pie-rate!
* **[Birthday Suit]** Feeling the hot sun rays and the cool sea spray against my flesh... It makes me feel at one with the universe.
* **[Animated Pose]** Phew! It's not easy getting dressed when you wear this many buckles. But it's worth the effort to look as good as I do.

### Date

* **[Moonlight Stroll]** What a lovely evening walk. Next time, remind me to tell you the tale of the ghost ship doomed to sail eternally under the full moon looking for souls to steal. It's spooky!
* **[Movie Theater]** Oh, how romantic it was when the mermaid fell in love with the human! I'm feeling inspired. Let's go to the nearest beach and hold hands while we frolic in the surf!
* **[Sightseeing]** Being with you made today feel very special. I never knew I could enjoy wandering around on land so much!
* **[Beach]** That was lovely! Although I'm a bit disappointed we didn't see any mermaids. Maybe next time!

### Dialogue about Ayano

* I found this stuffed crocodile plushie in my bed, and it's ticking? Is there a clock inside? What a strange... gift? Threat? I'm not really sure what it means.
* The sunrise was red this morning. For a sailor, that means "take warning." I suggest you keep your wits about you - you never know when danger might be lurking nearby.
* \*gasp\* I think I just saw that landlubber toss a plastic six-pack ring in the water! Doesn't she know how dangerous that is to sea life? Let me at her! I'll clap her in irons!
* I don't like the looks of that one. Better batten down the hatches!
* I'm so upset! My pieces of eight have all been swapped out with chocolate coins wrapped in cheap yellow tinfoil! And it's not even good chocolate!
* Someone stole my lucky doubloon! Actually, it's not so much a "lucky" doubloon as it is a "cursed" one. Hopefully whoever took it is okay...

* Afterwards, she wants to surround herself with treasure, to drape herself in pearls until she feels like the queen of the sea. Her eyes shimmer as she watches you from her makeshift throne. "You've made all my dreams come true. Even the ones I didn't know I had. Promise me you'll never stop?" You draw close to her again, more than ready and willing to drown in her love.

## Trivia

* In one of her dialogues, she says that Bonnibel 'would make a beautiful mermaid', in reference that Bonchovy is based on her.
* In one of her dialogues, she says "I tried Captain Ladybeard, Cap'n Crunchie, Long Joan Silver" referring to Captain Blackbeard, Captain Crunch the cereal, and Long John Silver's the restaurant.
* In one of her dialogues, she says she "bought us matching straw hats and we would call ourselves the Straw Hat Sailors". This is a reference to the anime One Piece, with the main characters being the Straw Hat Pirates.
* In one of her dialogues, she says 'Yo ho ho ho! Yo ho ho ho ho!' This could be referring to the song Bink's Brew in the pirate anime One Piece.

## Galleries

### Memory Album

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### Sprites - School Uniform

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### Sprites - Bathing Suit

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### Sprites - Diamond Ring

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### Sprites - Dates

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