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NO DAD. NO MOM. NO FRIENDS. NO FAMILY. NO CREATIVITY. NO DREAMS. NO ASPIRATIONS. NO HOPE. no fellow americans. NO JOB. NO MONEY. YOU LIVE ON A FRICKING BASEMENT. UNDERNEATH THE ORPHANAGE. YOU EAT ALWAYS TACOBELL AS DINNER

Hello, Everyone's favorite Sobber here (Tjg) And I Have Something to say, On The Fbi Secret files, I Found What the fbi Was Planning to say about salmon's mom, It Says, "

* Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
* Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
* Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
* Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide *their* food.
* Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
* Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
* Yo momma is so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
* Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
* Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
* Yo mama is so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
* Yo mama is so fat, she gets group insurance.
* Yo mama's so fat, when she went to KFC and the cashier asked what size bucket she wanted, she said, "The one on the roof!"
* Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."
* Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it's a long-distance call.
* Yo mama so fat, she left in high heels and came back in flip flops.
* Yo mama is so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
* Yo mama so fat, her job title is Spoon and Fork Operator.
* Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
* Yo momma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
* Yo mama's so fat, her car has stretch marks.
* Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
* Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
* Yo mama's so fat, if she was a *Star Wars* character, her name would be Admiral Snackbar.
* Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl. Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said: "Concentrate."
* Yo mama so dumb, she thought Twitter was social media for birds.
* Yo mama so dumb, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
* Yo momma so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
* Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car to get gasoline money.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
* Yo mama so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
* Yo mama so dumb, she thought KFC was UFC for chickens.
* Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
* Yo momma so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
* Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
* Yo mama is so dumb, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
* Yo mama so stupid, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
* Yo mama so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
* Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
* Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch *60 Minutes*.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said: "Concentrate."
* Yo mama so dumb, she thought Twitter was social media for birds.
* Yo mama so dumb, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
* Yo momma so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
* Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car to get gasoline money.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
* Yo mama so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
* Yo mama so dumb, she thought KFC was UFC for chickens.
* Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
* Yo momma so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
* Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
* Yo mama is so dumb, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
* Yo mama so stupid, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
* Yo mama so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
* Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
* Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch *60 Minutes*.
* Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed. Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
* Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
* Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
* Yo mama so ugly I told her to take out the trash and she left the house.
* Yo mama's so ugly when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
* Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
* Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked back out with a job application.
* Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for *Star Wars*.
* Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
* Yo mama so ugly her portraits hang themselves.
* Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
* Yo mama is so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
* Yo momma so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
* Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.
* Yo mamma so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
* Yo mama so ugly she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
* Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
* Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
* Yo mama is so ugly she made dirt look like a supermodel.
* Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.
* Yo momma so ugly that most Snapchat filters make her better looking. "Yo mama's so fat, that when she farts Al Gore accuses her of global warming." — *Meet the Spartans*
* "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." — *Monty Python and the Holy Grail*
* "I'll be playing with your mama tonight." — *The Waterboy*
* "Your mama's so fat, she fell over, broke her leg, and gravy poured out." — *White Men Can't Jump*
* "Your mother is so stupid, she exercises when she could just like, get liposuction or something." — *White Chicks*
* "Your mom goes to college." — *Napoleon Dynamite*
* "I'll have to remember that one the next time I'm climbing off yer mum." — *Snatch*
* "Your mama's so fat, she heard it was chilly out and ran inside to get a bowl." — *Everything Must Go*
* "Your mother is so fat, her belt size is equator." — *The Nutty Professor*
* " I liked him better with the long hair, bro. Reminded me of Bertier's mama." — *Remember the Titans*
* "Your mama's so fat, she's got every caterer on speed dial." — *Malibu's Most Wanted*
* "Your mama's so old, she used to drive chariots to high school." — *White Men Can't Jump*
* "Your mother cheated, that's why you look like a plumber." — *Ender's Game* Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at *her*.
* Yo mama's cooking so nasty, the house flies got together to fix the hole in the window screen.
* Yo mama's so depressing, blues singers come to visit her when they've got writer's block.
* Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
* Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
* Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
* Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
* Yo mama's so classless, she's a Marxist utopia.
* Yo momma is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
* Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
* Yo mama's so lazy, she has a stay-at-home job and still is late to work.
* Yo mama's so mean, they don't give her happy meals at McDonald's.
* Yo mama's so confusing, even Scooby Doo couldn't solve that mystery.
* Yo momma so old, her Social Security number is one.
* Yo momma so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work.
* Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
* Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them "jumpolines" 'til yo mama bounced on one.
* Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.
* Yo mama so strict, she enforced a curfew for the entire neighborhood.
* Yo momma so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
* Yo mama so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
* Yo mama's so poor, Nigerian princes wire *her* money.
* Yo momma so short, she has to slam dunk her bus fare.
* Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
* Yo mama's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map, she can see people waving.
* Yo momma is so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it.
* Yo momma so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
* Yo mama house is so dirty, she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
* Yo mama is so mean, even Hello Kitty said goodbye. Yo Mama So Fat Even Enphoso is Jeolous"
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