Beginning/Ending quotes

This is a list of all of the beginning radio sections and all of the ending quotes from each episode.

Note: For deaf and hard-of-hearing people, among the static that plays at the front of every episode, there is a small section of speech that is not included in the transcripts.

## Episode 1

* Beginning:
	+ N/A
* End:
	+ And remember: When you die, you will rot.

## Episode 2

* Beginning:
	+ N/A
* End:
	+ And remember: Everyone can hear you. Please scream a little less loudly.

## Episode 3

* Beginning:
	+ N/A
* End:
	+ And remember: You have no idea what's coming.

## Episode 4

* Beginning:
	+ N/A
* End:
	+ And remember: Your bones want to be dry.

## Episode 5

* Beginning:
	+ N/A
* End:
	+ And remember: I'm outside.

## Episode 6

* Beginning:
	+ N/A
* End:
	+ And remember: An infinite distance away from you floats an unfathomably large tree capable of abstract thought. Its influence on your life is subtle but distinct. Don’t anger it.

## Episode 7

* Beginning:
	+ N/A
* End:
	+ And remember: Please don't anger it.

## Episode 8

* Beginning:
	+ "Chapter 6, therefore leaving with the principles of the doctrine of christ-"
* End:
	+ And remember: Put the silly putty back. You don't need more silly putty.

## Episode 9

* Beginning:
	+ "Being broken down like that, being humbled, I think that it came back a little bit more mature, more appreciative-"
* End:
	+ And remember: The ground keeps whole for only as long as the worthy walk.

## Episode 10

* Beginning:
	+ "It's 10 o' clock, good evening, this is 'The World Tonight'-(???)-rolled out a coalition with the Scottish nationalists but there's still a hung par-"
* End:
	+ And remember: Again, do not anger it.

## Episode 11

* Beginning:
	+ (Some kind of code, or string of numbers.) 2.2.3.2.3.2.2.2.3.
* End:
	+ And remember: One by one, we all survived.

## Episode 12

* Beginning:
	+ "Y'know for a parent, you pour it into your child, you pour it into your daughter, and then that happens and then there's that initial *augh*, and then they realize the grief that's gonna be there, and then you have to heal that relationship of trust. How did that go for your parents?"
* End:
	+ And remember: There is a clear block of resin on my desk with a centipede inside. He wants to swap places with me. Lately, I am tempted to let him.

## Episode 13

* Beginning:
	+ "I love you-(unintelligable)-most often they are made aware and alert to the world around them as their bodies gradually shut down-(unintelligable)- you don't need to know someone with a disease-"
* End:
	+ And remember: I am begging you not to anger it.

## Episode 14

* Beginning:
	+ "So what we need to do, is everyone needs to wire up a d104 to the radio, find out how they tune it and go 4k to use-(unintelligible, deeper voice)-*real fun*-"
* End:
	+ And remember: That thar? What sleeps among the bushes? Aye, it’s neither man nor mole. Ye’d best leave it to its slumber.

## Episode 15

* Beginning:
	+ "You know for me, it's just not the day, for me, to criticize the coordinators per say. I do understand the criticism-"
* End:
	+ And remember: Poetry is only dangerous if you allow it to be.

## Episode 16

* Beginning:
	+ "It's nice when it feels like there's a bit of love in the activities. Everyone's sort of taking some time off."
* End:
	+ And remember: You were born naked and you will die naked.

## Episode 17

* Beginning:
	+ (As if from a radio station) *The hive, there really is no alternative.*
* *End:*
	+ And remember: Please... Please...

## Episode 18

* Beginning:
	+ "As a parent, there are no perfect answers, but you don't need to be perfect to be a perfect parent!"
* End:
	+ And remember: Do! Not! Anger! It!

## Episode 19

* Beginning:
	+ "And by the way, what gives a man like that the right, this jerk, this world-class jerk-"
* End:
	+ And remember: Drifting through our lives, looking much the same as you or I, are people who, for no reasons science or spirituality can comprehend, possess far more joints in each limb than is necessary for locomotion. This is fine, and you shouldn’t ask them questions about it.

## Episode 20

* Beginning:
	+ "When you think about it, how many choices that actually matters in your life, or is actually altering your life journey, can you make? And when you get older, you realize there isn't really that many.
* End:
	+ And remember: In the same way as tomatoes were once thrown by actors, I now throw my fist to the sky. I am very disappointed by its performance.

## Episode 21

* Beginning:
	+ "I would put a lot of importance in the word 'enjoy'. If you don't even look at me, if you don't at least say hello, and if you don't make an effort to strike up a conversation, friendly conversation, then I don't think you think that highly of me."
* End:
	+ And remember: I opened two gifts today. They were my eyes. Thank you.

## Episode 22

* Beginning:
	+ "Every time or a man or a woman in the old testament saw god, they said it was this blinding light. Glory is the word that is used. Imagine the sun, the light that comes from the sun. It is just so powerful. You can't even stare at, even from what, 93 million miles, 93 million miles from the sun-"
* End:
	+ And remember: The tree finds human happiness nauseating.

## Episode 23

* Beginning:
	+ "And that he could not be called a suspect at this point-(???)-long criminalist history is the state or Arkansas-"
* End:
	+ And remember: **You've angered it.**

## Episode 24

* Beginning:
	+ "He was bed-ridden, he couldn't get up, he couldn't stand, he couldn't sit, and here he is!"
* End:
	+ And remember: You should probably be leaving...

## Episode 25

* Beginning:
	+ "There's a time to be born, and a time to die, a time to laugh, and a time to cry, a time to win, and a time to lose."
* End:
	+ And remember: The tree also finds human fear nauseating

## Episode 26

* Beginning:
	+ "I'm thinking of a little metaphor in my head. It's a fable, yes. Two people walk together through the mountains, and sometimes they take the wrong directions, and sometimes they take the right path, but what's amazing is sometimes they just find the caterpillar of conversation." "Yes, and of course they say sle-"
* End:
	+ And remember: legally I *am* alive.

## Episode 27

* Beginning:
	+ "But when he went to the front door to investigate, he found a flock of birds, huddled out there, miserably, in the snow. They had been caught in the storm. In a desperate search for shelter, they have tried to fly through-"
* End:
	+ And remember: hot tea with honey is good for sore throats.

## Episode 28

* Beginning:
	+ "It's a bit weird to keep useless recordings, but I like to come back to them once and a while. They remind me of those pretentious moments in my life when I feel I'm doing something special."
* End:
	+ And remember: Are you ready? Why did you lie?

## Episode 29

* Beginning:
	+ "The Bible teaches that when a person's body dies, the body returns to dust. The human body grows old and dies because of the curse God pronounced on the Earth following Adam's sin in Genesis 3."
* End:
	+ And remember: Dear god. How it rages.

## Episode 30

* Beginning:
	+ "...going to give my glory, or put my presence or my approval upon any other thing that you declare to be God. So why? Why do this? Why-why do the heathens rage? Why, they rage--they rage because they want to get the reality of one god..."
* End:
	+ And remember: [WHEEZE]

## Episode 31

* Beginning:
	+ "Being but men, we walk into the trees, afraid, letting our syllables be soft, for fear of waking the rooks, for fear of coming noiselessly into a world of wings and cries."
* End:
	+ And remember: My body is whole. My body is eaten

## Episode 32

* Beginning:
	+ \*children conversing and yelling urgently, muffled as if through a walkie talkie, interspersed with static and beeps\*
* End:
	+ And remember: They call it a "heartbeat" because your heart looks like a beet! Like the vegetable.

## Episodes 33-34

* Beginning:
	+ [high pitched static]
* End:
	+ And remember: I love you.