Brr vs Genesis

A series of battles fated to tie again and again, the brr vs genesis saga will continue for all eternity.

## Brr vs Genesis 1

The time has come.

FIGHT!

Brr lunges at genesis, who instantly transforms into his negative form and beats brr into the ground. Brr uses the infinity stones to transform into his paddle pop form, the strongest transformation achievable by his physical form. They clash multiple times in midair, each time throwing hundreds upon thousands of punches in a fraction of a second.

They seemed so evenly matched, until Genesis started to take the fight a LITTLE bit seriously, and broke barriers between realities to hit Brr square in the nose with a punch that made you hear screams of the dead. Genesis chuckled, “It was over so soon?” but then he saw his hand, or rather he didn’t because it wasn’t there.

“Sorry, was that important?” asked Brr, blasting Genesis with a kamehameha fueled by the power stone. Genesis was shocked, he didn’t realise the power of his opponent. Brr had become so powerful that he might even draw near ZERO POINT ZERO ONE OF HIS POWER. Genesis launched an energy blast directly from his core, But Brr dodged, the blast scraping the side of his arm, which still did a fair bit of damage. It sent Brr spiralling through the air, and before he could right himself, he found that he was being knocked downwards by a frying pan. Brr was losing. He couldn’t believe it. It was time to bust out his secret weapon! A GIF OF MARIO AND SONIC KISSING! Genesis was stunned! His only weakness was being exploited right before his eyes! He wanted to ERASE Brr for even trying something like that! But he couldn’t move. He was stuck. The gif had rendered him useless. Brr then took his opportunity to strike, freeing genesis from his paralysis, but it did so much damage that it SHATTERED his mortal robot body, freeing genesis’ original form, his god spirit thing. “Hey! I didn’t get to use metal overlord!” exclaimed Genesis. “Isn’t that the idea?” asked Brr. “Whatever, I can kinda control reality, and that includes time.” Genesis gloated.

“Time, huh? Thanks for the tip.” The intense green light of the time stone filled the whole area they were in. Genesis began to scream. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Suddenly, Brr was at the beginning of time, before Genesis even existed. But there was one problem. Wait, where is everything? Suddenly the big bang rang out through the universe, erasing Brr from the very timeline he set out to change. Genesis would go on to have this battle never even take place.

KO!

## Brr vs Genesis 2

*We open on planet earth, where genesis is minding his buisness drinking oil. suddenly, brr appears just outside the ozone layer.*

Brr: Phew! Glad I got out of there. He's getting better. Better wrap this up.

*Brr emits his iconic high frequency wave, scanning the world for it's strongest fighter. He sees genesis.*

Brr: Oh god damn it, not this clown again.

*Genisis flies up to brr, and they stare eachother down, knowing what is about to happen.*

Genesis: no one interupts me while i'm drinking.

*the multiverse audibly creaks at the presence of the two*

*suddenly and without warning, flappa and the lame kids pull out of space time to arrest brr. genisis wastes no time and kills them all. no one can interfere with their battle.*

*flappa falls into brr's arms*

flappa: brr... help... me...

*flappa passes away*

Brr: f-f-... FLAPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT, GENESIIIIS!

**FIGHT!**

Brr launches 22 super devil fear discs at genisis, who shrugs them off like nothing.

Genesis tries to punch brr, who blocks his puch, throws him away and launches a stamehameha directly at his chest, but genesis warps away.

Genesis: off to the meme dimension with you.

genesis launches his meme dimension portal sucking brr towards it, but he transforms, and the universe is graced with paddle pop brr, who sends the portal inside itself.

genesis powers up as well and becomes chaos genesis, the two rush at eachother and exchange blows.

Brr: aww, come on. chaos emeralds? that's not fair. with all that extra metal, it'll take so much longer for me to BURY YOU.

Brr uses his gif of mario and sonic, stunning genesis, and launches his die die kill kill blast. it connects.

Genesis: \*sigh\* i can use whatever I want if you get infinity stones, idiot.

Brr: who told you that? they were lying. totally. no stones were used. none at all. i'm offended you'd think that. GARLIC GUN!

brr shoots off his garlic gun and a clove of garlic clonks genesis on the head. brr laughs like a maniac.

Genesis: well, that was pointless.

Genesis powers up and transforms to his nightmare form for a second, then changes his mind and goes full drip.

Brr is vastly outmatched in power, but genesis won't let him go to transform for a single second, essentially juggling brr up and down.

Genesis: HAHAHAHAHA! WHAT'S WRONG, LOSER? EGOMANIACAL MAGIC HEDGEHOG ROBOT GOT YOUR TONGUE?

Brr: ENOUGH! YOU SPEAK OUT OF TURN! NOW SUBMIT TO YOUR NEW GOD!

brr pushes genesis away and transforms. beautiful hair grows from his head, turning a bronzish-gold, with some outer strands turning a dark grey.

Brr: YOU. KILLED. MY. FLAPPA. NOW YOU WILL PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Brr releases the energy inside him, forcing genesis to transform into his true form and retreat to the edge of the galaxy. the form takes a lot out of him, so he detransforms back to drip genesis.

Brr begins the long journey of the thousand-year punch. "The distance genesis covered is enough", he tells himself, and he begins to charge a multiverse-shattering punch.

Genesis decides to wait brr out while he charges his final form.

6900 years later

genesis powers up. His final form is indescribably beautiful. he flies all the way to brr's location, assuming him dead. on his way he notices there are no longer any planets or stars. when he arrives, he sees a ball of liquid surrounded by ALL EXISTING MATTER IN THE UNIVERSE. upon closer inspection, brr's skeleton, coated in rusted and corroded armor is visible inside the bubble, which is now visibly distinguishable as tears. genesis smiles. he's won.

BUT THEN HE REALISES.

brr is STILL CHARGING AFTER ALL THIS TIME.

brr: you...

flappa is never coming back

brr: you.

good dude is never coming back

brr: YOU.

his son is never coming back

brr: YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!

Brr releases his attack. it's like the most touching, heart to heart poem ever. genesis counters it with his final attack. but the thousand-year punch is too much with 6800 extra years in tow. genesis' arm goes first. it shatters into so many pieces it looks as if it became dust. then his body, legs and other arm.

Genesis: god fucking damnit.

his head goes.

But the strain of it all was too much for brr. the second he let go of the attack, he let go of his life.

**KO!**