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## Welcome to the Zissi's Island Wiki

Zissi's Island is a 3D platformer for Windows.

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Get a permit from the King

Before the King's guards will allow Zissi to climb the mountain near the castle, she must prove her valor by knocking down six targets at the shooting gallery near Port Town.

Once you've knocked over the targets, you must actually visit the King before you'll get the permit and be able to pass the guards.

This quest must be completed to win the game, since it's the only way to access certain areas of the island.

# Tips

This one may take a few tries, but it's not difficult once you get the hang of it.

* You'll obviously need the tomatoes first.
* Stay on the pier - there's no need to jump onto the posts or anything like that.
* It's not enough to simply *hit* the targets; you must actually knock them over.
* Jumping while firing makes it easier to hit some of the targets.
* Realize that Zissi can turn while in midair.
* If you realize that you're not going to succeed before time runs out, leaving the pier will reset the timer.
Heart

**Hearts** are a measure of Zissi's health. Each time Zissi takes damage, she loses one heart. If she loses all of her hearts, then she respawns at the most recent checkpoint.

Zissi begins the game with three hearts. She can collect additional hearts around the island.

# Heart Guy

Heart Guy lives in a house near the castle, along the stairs leading up the mountain. Each time you visit him, he'll tell you where to find a heart.

# Heart locations

* In the windmill near Port Town, inside a box on the ground floor.
* On a tall pillar near Farside, in a box. Use the wind from the nearby statues to propel you over to it.
Texting to Hong Kong

Texting to Hong Kong is a song written by ClassDojo on Wednesday November 29, 2017 if you comment before the comment expiration date, I will tell you this message "Too bad, so sad" Not meaning to hurt your feelings. The comment expiration date is Wednesday, July 25, 2018 @ 6:15 PM Atlantic, @ 3:15 PM for Pacific.

## Lyrics

Hong Kong

Hong Kong

Hong Kong

Hong Kong

If you wonder

I from Yonder

I accelerate more than 1 time.

Your element is so mime

I have the template

So I can have your complate!

I will be indentured

So texting is our adventure

I will see your butt

Everywhere I mutt.

Get the text

Your next for the text

Text next

Next text

Next text

Text next

Hong Kong

Hong Kong

Hong Kong

Chasing through foe's arena

Getting pharmaceutical no's

If you wonder

I'm from Yonder

Do, Do, Do, Do, Do, Do, Doooooooo

I will beat your head

I will treat your red

I can beat the foe's arena

The list I know!

Texti

Texta

Texter

Textea

Textron

Texmeda

Textco

Your eyes, Your nice

Phones are stacked, Texts are loaded

Yet I beat that whip!
Money

Various forms of **money** are scattered around the island. Zissi can collect money to purchase powerups and quest items at stores.

* Copper coins with a ¢ symbol, worth $1
* Silver coins with a $ symbol, worth $10
* Gold coins, worth $25
* Piles of gold bars, worth $50
* Gems, worth ???

Copper coins respawn; other coins do not.

# Locations

* Gold bars
	+ At the Port Town Sports and Recreation Facility (start at the windmill, then jump across the balloons on the obstacle course)
Rap Battle 1.0- Abraham Lincoln vs George Washington

## Overview

This rap battle occurred between 16th President Abraham Lincoln and 1st President & Founding Father George Washington.

## Lyrics

ABRAHAM LINCOLN:

I'm your sixteenth white house leader

saved the country from utter divide

because of Washington's constitutional blunder

made slavery political suicide

yet you had a slave as a cheerleader

I'm regarded as popular by a landslide!

GEORGE WASHINGTON:

Let's not forget you wouldn't even be around

if I hadn't won that battle in Saratoga

I set the limits which your power was bound

also made sure to capture Ticonderoga

I made sure to get this country on the ground

I led respectfully from my fashionable toga!

ABRAHAM LINCOLN:

A toga? That went out of fashion ages ago!

togas are as ancient as your time alive!

your presidency was practically a borrow

John Adams never put up a serious drive!

the military in office gives you a serious blow,

to kill a farmer strike they arrive!

GEORGE WASHINGTON:

a toga is out of fashion? how about your top hat?

that's definitely something too absurd to wear!

how about that beard too, you muskrat?

you don't look presidential, you look like a damn cottar!

leaders don't wear a tall hat,

doesn't that seem reasonably fair?

ABRAHAM LINCOLN:

You know what they also don't wear?

that stupid looking white wig!

may as well be bald like a mouse's ear!

stop attacking my hat, you skinny twig!

you have plenty more to beware

such as that Mount Vernon farm with slaves and a pig!

GEORGE WASHINGTON:

How dare you fire at me over a slave,

your Vice President had a dozen!

therefore, twelve times the lave!

George Clooney is your damn cousin,

his wife Amal was practically a law slave

doesn't seem like you did anything, it doesn't

WHO WON? LET US KNOW IN THE COMMENTS!
What You Like

## Lyrics

Please wrap your drunken arms around me

And I'll let you call me yours tonight

'Cause slightly broken's just what I need

And if you give me what I want

Then I'll give you what you like

Please tell me I'm your one and only

Or lie, and say at least tonight

I've got a brand new cure for lonely

And if you give me what I want

Then I'll give you what you like

When you turn off the lights

I get stars in my eyes

Is this love?

Maybe someday

So don't turn on the lights

I'll give you what you like

Emotions aren't that hard to borrow

When love's the word you've never learned

And in a room of empty bottles

If you don't give me what I want

Then you'll get what you deserve

When you turn off the lights

I get stars in my eyes

Is this love?

Maybe someday

I've got this scene in my head

I'm not sure how it ends

Is it love?

Maybe one day

So don't turn on the lights

I'll give you what you like

(Give you what you like)

I'll give you one last chance to hold me

If you give me one last cigarette

By now it's early in the morning

Now that I gave you what you want

All I want is to forget

When you turn off the lights

I get stars in my eyes

Is this love?

Maybe someday

I've got this scene in my head

I'm not sure how it ends

Is it love?

Maybe one day

So don't turn on the lights

I'll give you what you like

(Give you what you like)
HHW Christmas Song

## Lyrics

(Sleigh Bells)

It's Christmas Time

On HHW

And it's the

Weirdest time of the year!!!!!!

(Band plays)

Bob wants a December Paula

And then he gets tropically depressed

Because he knows there's no way

We're getting a December storm.

Ooohhhh

Christmas Time

Christmas Time

Christmas Time on HHW

Oh we just a December storm

And it's name should be Paula

(More band music)

We all get excited

For SM's Christmas cookies

We all know they'll taste good

And hope Santa will come this year.

But one of the most exciting things

(Wedding bells)

SM and Keranique's wedding.

We all know it'll happen

And the best man will be Doug

and then they'll get a goldfish

and name it Commie China.

(Not a singing part)

And then, the election.

(Signing)

Oh, you know Darren

and MH

and Odile

Bricky

and Mario,

Derpy, and Nkech.

But do you know who'll

win the election.

The 2016 Election

Has been a very weird one

With all the debates

And the running mates

Don't forget the candidate's

very weird campaign promises.

All the endorsements and the toss ups.

The 2016 Election

SM will be neutral (holds out)

And that is Christmas Time

On Hypothetical

Hurricanes

Wiki!!!! (Holds out)

(Jingle Bells)

(End)
Petroglyphs

The **petroglyphs** are sets of stones found.

There are five glyphs in each set, plus an unmarked stone (TODO: confirm that every set has one):

The pearl detector beeps at these locations, but the solution is currently unknown.

* A flower or sun with a face
* A swaddled baby
* An animal head (a cat?)
* A vortex or spiral
* A humanoid stick figure

# Known locations

* On the beach just below Farside
* TODO: more
Puga

Puga is a user of TheTopTens who joined in September 2014. His original account, Pug, was blocked by the Admins, so he created a replacement account. He is from Ireland, and enjoys FIFA. However, Puga has been a centerpiece for controversy on TheTopTens. Despite this, he remains popular and has over 150 followers.

## Contribution to TheTopTens:

**Puga** is an acclaimed blog poster, amaking multiple original series, such as Puga Rants or Awful Animation, and many of them have blatant rip offs, and in response. He has seven blog post series in total, others including Illuminati Confirmed, TheTopTens TV, A Dog's Life, Media Mashup and Terrific Theories. He used to run a series named I'm a Toptenner, Get me out of Here!, a parody of popular British Series I'm a Celebrity, Get me out of here!. The series was won by Therandom after 15 episodes. In late October 2014, Puga stumbled onto the list of Best PBS Kids Shows and replied to some hate comments about Arthur from a user named SevenLizard. SevenLizards messaged Puga and a fight broke out. The fight got worse and worse as time went on. Many users sided with Puga, many sidesd with SevenLizards, and most were in the neutral camp. The fight ended on 22 December 2014. Though, the two users continued to dislike each other until SevenLizards retired. He also used to get into a big fight with EpicJake because the fight ended.

## Trivia:

Puga is the first user to reach 100 followers with two different accounts.

Of the users with 100 followers, Puga has the seconf shottest name, only beaten by Pug.

Puga was the first user to pose as a non-human, followed by Delgia2k and DapperPickle.

Puga despises his former Pug account.

Puga has been Illuminati Confirmed by Turkeyasylum before.

Puga is one of the TopTenners who want the list of Most Overrated Users of TheTopTens to return.

Puga's blog post series "Puga Rants" was the first rant series on TheTopTens.
List of My Chart number ones of 2014

My Chart is a chart that ranks the best-performing singles of Australia. It is based collectively on each single's weekly physical and digital sales, as well as airplay and streaming. My chart Debuted on 28, April, 2014, the first number one was "happy" by Pharrell Williams. The chart usually primarly consists of pop ands alternative, but following the rise of Alan Walker in 2015-16 EDM has became more prominent and the primary genre of the chart, along with pop

## Chart history

Key

* Bold songs debuted at number 1.
"I want a December Paula for Christmas" (Parody to "I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas")

## Overview

The song **"I want a December Paula for Christmas"** was a parody to the Popular Children's Christmas song "I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas". The Parody was written by Sir Nkechinyer on December 23, 2016 about the fictional idea entertained by users of the **Hypothetical Hurricanes Wiki** of Paula forming in the Atlantic in December after Hurricane Otto formed in November around Thanksgiving.

## Lyrics

I want a Paula for Christmas

Only a Paula will do

Don't want the NHC, no CSU prediction

I want a Paula to brag about and enjoy

I want a Paula for Christmas

I don't think SM Claus will mind, do you?

He won't have to eat our dirty disgusting cookies

Just bring her through the sky

That's the easy thing to do

I can see me now on Christmas morning

Peeking out the window

Oh what joy and what surprise

When I roll up the blinds

To see a eyewall out the window

I want a Paula for Christmas

Only a Paula will do

No Yvette's, no Nock-Ten's

I only like Paula's

And Hurricane Paula likes me too

Mom says the hurricane would kill us, but then

Teacher says not everyone dies

There's lots of room for her in the Atlantic Ocean

I'd watch from there and give her the happy

treatment

I can see me now on Christmas morning

Peeking out the window

Oh what joy and what surprise

When I roll up the blinds

To see a eyewall out the window

I want a Paula for Christmas

Only a Paula will do

No Yvette's, no Nock-Ten's

I only like Paula's

And Hurricane Paula likes me too
Gonna Be Alright

Midnight shadows

When finding love is a battle

But daylight, is so close

So don't you worry 'bout a thing

We're gonna be alright

We're gonna be alright

We're gonna be alright

Baby don't you know

All of them tears gon' come and go

Baby you just gotta make up your mind

That every little thing is gonna be alright

Baby don't you know

All of them tears gon' come and go

Baby you just gotta make up your mind

We decided

We're gonna be alright

We're gonna be alright

We're gonna be alright

Babe we're in slow motion

Can't seem to get where we're going

But the high times are golden

Cause they all lead to better days

We're gonna be alright

We're gonna be alright

We're gonna be alright

Baby don't you know

All of them tears gon' come and go

Baby you just gotta make up your mind

That every little thing is gonna be alright

Baby don't you know

All of them tears gon' come and go

Baby you just gotta make up your mind

We decided

We're gonna be alright

We're gonna be alright, ooh baby

We're gonna be alright

We're gonna be alright
Hypothetical Songs Wiki

## Welcome to the Hypothetical Songs Wiki

Hello all! On this wiki, feel free to let your creative juices flow and write any song you wish!

## Describe your topic

Write a description about your topic. Let your readers know what your topic is about and add some general information about it.

## Latest activity

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The HHW Song

## Lyrics

Ooooooohhhhhhh

(not a singing part)

On a day in 2010, a wiki

called Hypothetical Hurricanes was founded.

Now, we have SM's cookies.

(Singing begins)

StrawberryMaster

loves his cookies

and shares them with his wife

Keranique!

He has his own factory

for the cookies!

We have special terms.

Such as

Pls and plox

and inb4

and how could we forget

Failica!!!! (holds note for long time)

(happy upbeat music)

(suddenly gets darker and slower)

But we have

Dramaaaaaaaa

Oh we have drama.

Why must we have drama....

All these users need to chill....

all these blocks and demotions (speed picks up)

But not as much promotion.

(music gets joyful again)

We have fun

We have fun.

All these nicknames

Sassi and Bricky

Blob and Money Blahcane

ABlahCalledFailicia

and don't forget

CookieMaster

Oh yes you see

We have a lot of glee

On Hypothetical Hurricanes

Wiki!!!!!!! (Holds)

(Music ends)
Remember We Die

Can you lend me a hand?

Can you help me to see?

Can you reconcile this war inside of me?

Time is slipping away

And I don't seem to mind

I'm missing something that I can't seem to define

Remember we die

But you're still alive

So don't let go

'Cause it's the only thing you know

There's plenty of time

To see the other side

Remember we die

But until we arrive

Don't let go

Just let the light shine from your soul

Before we run out of time

Remember we die

Can you lend me your ears?

I have something to say

I want to care before it all just slips away

It's a cunning illusion that time is on my side

I want to feel before I have to say goodbye

Remember we die

But you're still alive

So don't let go

'Cause it's the only thing you know

There's plenty of time

To see the other side

Remember we die

But until we arrive

Don't let go

Just let the light shine from your soul

Before we run out of time

Remember we die

I used to beg the angels

To carry me away

But as the sand drifts by I'm begging to let me stay

Remember we die

But you're still alive

So don't let go

'Cause it's the only thing you know

There's plenty of time

To see the other side

Remember we die

But until we arrive

Don't let go

Just let the light shine from your soul

Before we run out of time

Remember we die
Donald Trump Diss Track 1.0 (Nkechinyer)

## Overview

The **Donald Trump Diss Track 1.0** was a song written for a class where I make a song and present it, proudly written by me on October 26th, 2017.

## Lyrics

Donald Trump

he is such a garbage dump

it's a shame that he's our President

Donald Trump

with his annoying orange tan

he attacks his allies,

he attacks the news,

and he is a disgrace

to our European friends

he destroys healthcare,

he destroys the environment,

he's denying climate change

by calling it a hoax

Donald Trump

he is such a chubby chump

and he does not understand consent

Donald Trump

with his annoying orange tan

he attacks his allies,

he attacks the news,

and he is a disgrace

to our European friends

he destroys healthcare,

he destroys the environment,

he's denying climate change

by calling it a hoax

Donald Trump

his presidency makes me slump

it's hard to believe he's still a resident

Donald Trump

with his annoying orange tan

he attacks his allies,

he attacks the news,

and he is a disgrace

to our European friends

he destroys healthcare,

he destroys the environment,

he's denying climate change

by calling it a hoax

Donald Trump

can we get rid of his clump

of Billionaire friends I detest

Donald Trump

with his annoying orange tan

he attacks his allies,

he attacks the news,

and he is a disgrace

to our European friends

he destroys healthcare,

he destroys the environment,

he's denying climate change

by calling it a hoax

Donald Trump

he is such a grump

he also comes with easy discontent

Donald Trump

with his annoying orange tan

he attacks his allies,

he attacks the news,

and he is a disgrace

to our European friends

he destroys healthcare,

he destroys the environment,

he's denying climate change

by calling it a hoax

Donald Trump

man this president is a gump

he specializes in horrid management

Donald Trump

with his annoying orange tan

he attacks his allies,

he attacks the news,

and he is a disgrace

to our European friends

he destroys healthcare,

he destroys the environment,

he's denying climate change

by calling it a hoax

Donald Trump

let's put him in a sump

on the streets of Tashkent

Donald Trump

with his annoying orange tan

he attacks his allies,

he attacks the news,

and he is a disgrace

to our European friends...
List of Billboard Hot 100 number ones of 2024 (Hypothetical)

This is a list of my Number one songs of 2024 based on my Crownnote charts.

"Get Him Back" by Olivia Rodrigo is the year's longest-running number-one song on the chart, spending Two weeks at the top.

Two Songs have hit number one in 2024 so far, With one song, Get Him Back, Starting its chart run at the top in December 2023.

## Chart History

Key

* Bold indicates Number one debut.

## Number-one artists

 2
 2
List of Chad's Chart Number ones of 2021

*My Chart* is a chart that ranks the best-performing songs in the United States. It is based collectively on each song's weekly streaming from me as well as the amount of airplay received on my local radio stations. Twenty-four songs reached the top spot in 2021, with Ten being debuts. So far Thirteen artists reached the top spot for the first time either as a lead or featured artist, those being, Ofenbach, Quarterhead, Norma Jean Martine, Olivia Rodrigo, Lilypichu, Riton, Nightcrawlers, Mufasa and Hypeman, Tate McRae, Troye Sivan, Clairo and Måneskin. In addition, Olivia Rodrigo became the first artist to get her first three singles to number one while Clairo also broke the record as the longest time for a song to reach the top of the chart, with Sofia, a song released in 2019, reaching number one after 35 weeks on the chart.

## Chart history

Key

* Bold songs debuted at number 1.
	+ Adele originally debuted at 47 on October 15, with less than 6 hours of streaming, then jumped to number one the following week, 22 October.
"Steal my Shekels Maybe" (Parody to "Call Me Maybe")

## Lyrics

I threw a hurricane in the ocean

Don't ask me where, I don't care

I looked at it like it wasn't there

And now SM is in the way

I trade downcasting for wishcasting

Nuno and Layten for a Hurricane

I wasn't looking for this

But now SM is in my way

Your shekels are holding

giant pile

bags were showing

giant bags

bags were open

where are those shekels going

Hey there going to Hype

and that is stupid

but here's my credit card

now steal my shekels maybe

And all the others

chase my shekels

but here's my credit card

now steal my shekels maybe

Hey there going to Hype

and that is stupid

but here's my credit card

now steal my shekels maybe

And all the others

chase my shekels

but here's my credit card

now steal my shekels maybe

You take your time with moving

I have time to watch and gaze

at why SM is a millionaire

But SM is still in my way.

Hype begs and "borrows" and "steals"

but he still never gets them

SM didn't know Hype stole from him

but he's still in Nkech's way

Your shekels are holding

giant pile

bags were showing

giant bags

bags were open

where are those shekels going

Hey there going to Hype

and that is stupid

but here's my credit card

now steal my shekels maybe

And all the others

chase my shekels

but here's my credit card

now steal my shekels maybe

Hey there going to Hype

and that is stupid

but here's my credit card

now steal my shekels maybe

And all the others

chase my shekels

but here's my credit card

now steal my shekels maybe

Before he had shekels

He was so poor

he was so poor

he was so so poor

before he had shekels

he was so poor

and Hype should know that

he was so so poor

And all the others

chase my shekels

but here's my credit card

now steal my shekels maybe

Hey there going to Hype

and that is stupid

but here's my credit card

now steal my shekels maybe

And all the others

chase my shekels

but here's my credit card

now steal my shekels maybe

Before he had shekels

He was so poor

he was so poor

he was so so poor

before he had shekels

he was so poor

and Hype should know that

So steal my shekels maybe
Roy Moore Diss Track (Nkechinyer)

The **Roy Moore Diss Track** was a song written by Nkechinyer on November 19, 2017, with the intent to support a candidate in the Alabama Special Senate Election being held between Roy Moore and Doug Jones in December 2017. The Song disses Roy Moore, the Republican Candidate, and supports Doug Jones, the Democratic Nominee.

## Lyrics

Alabama Senate Election

Roy Moore verse Doug Jones

Jones hold his record to perfection

Moore get in trouble with teenage hormones

spread himself to teenage affection

allegations rain down like stones

Threaten to sue over the fact

you think the news is fake

you can't manage to distract

and it's became a terrible campaign ache

the case has already been cracked

the result is a campaign earthquake

Alabama is typically really red

usually landslide republican wins

can you please think ahead

and save yourself from this man's horrible sins?

It's a shame you let this man head

especially when he offended the bedouins.

He claims we live under Sharia rule

massive pants on fire tale

keeps treating the campaign like an april fool

just get him to bail!

he doesn't even know simple

solve it by sending him to yale!

He claims Obama was foreign born,

last I checked Hawaii doesn't count,

we're just grabbing the popcorn

to watch your donors drain your account

he's as stupid as a field corn,

he should've never been more than a Vicount!

Alabama Senate Election

Roy Moore verse Doug Jones

Jones hold his record to perfection

Moore get in trouble with teenage hormones

spread himself to teenage affection

allegations rain down like stones

Doug Jones might not be swell,

but at least we know he's definitely sane!

at least he does not dwell

he makes sure to ascertain

but from attacks he refrain

just avoids that murrain

Everyone staying out of the state,

the parties should support Jones

They don't typically conciliate,

but they can get behind Jones,

they can all stand against hate

and take Moore down to bones

Doug Jones fought for equality

put some KKK folk in jail

fought the inequality

didn't let them have a bail

Jones has no frivolity

Moore's is larger than a mare's tail

Alabama Senate Election

Roy Moore verse Doug Jones

Jones hold his record to perfection

Moore get in trouble with teenage hormones

spread himself to teenage affection

allegations rain down like stones

VOTE DOUG JONES!
ModernSpongeBobSucks

ModernSpongeBobSucks is a user of TheTopTens who joined in early 2016. He is a huge anime fan, proven by his content. He is a Donald Trump hating Buddhist who is controversial and popular. He lives in North Carolina, and likes living there. He is a huge anime fan, proven by his content. He is a Donald Trump hating Buddhist who is controversial and popular at the same time. He is Asian but he lives in North Carolina, and likes living there.

## Trivia:

* His least favorite users include but aren't limited to Puga, Disney1994, and AgressiveBlaze/ECS/DarkenedBrutality and his other accounts.

* He is nice to users but has once gotten controversy for hypersensitivity and not respecting opinions though he gets over it soon.
* He is friends with TwilightKitsune , Skullkid755, and Castlevaniafanboy128.
	+ He went on a hiatus from September-October 2016 to make sure he could keep his grades up in school.

* + He's a big Nintendo fan that likes Mario and Pokemon. Also the Wii, DS, and 3DS.
	+ He likes Sword Art Online and Soul Eater.
	+ He is commonly shipped with TwilightKitsune
	+ His birthday is August 4, 2000, making him 16 years old as well as 1 year and 23 days older than Neonco31.
You're A Mean One, Mr. Floyd

You're A Mean One, Mr. Floyd was a famous song mainly in songs about Christmas. This commonly plays in Mr. Floyd's Cookie Factory.

## Lyrics

### First Verse

You're a mean one, Mr. Floyd

You really do love cookies

You choose them more over me

You even eat them in your sleep, Mr. Floyd

You're an ol' rotten cookie with some expired chocolate chips.

### Second Verse

You're really cold, Mr. Floyd

You've been in the freezer for too long

Your brain is fully gone

You've got poison sprinkles in your soul, Mr. Floyd

I wouldn't eat you

Even if I was forced to.

### Third Verse

You're very disgusting, Mr Floyd

Your teeth are rotten from too many cavities

Don't give me any more cookies, Mr. Floyd

Between choosing you and rotten cookies,

I'd choose the rotten cookies.

### Fourth Verse

You're very dirty, Mr. Floyd

You've got cookie crumbs all over you

Those cookie crumbs smell like dirty socks

Your heart is full of rotten cookies, Mr. Floyd.

### Chorus

The best sentences I can describe you in,

Follows like this:

Out of style!

Poisonous cookies!

10 seasons behind!

### Fifth Verse

You're very gassy, Mr. Floyd

It's probably from the cookies

They contain too much fat for me

You're very gassy today and it smells quite bad, Mr. Floyd.

### Sixth Verse

Your soul is the dump for all the old moldy cookies,

That has become too heavy to hold

All the cookies that have been in the dump

Has since been eaten by Mr. Floyd.

### Seventh Verse

You make me sick, Mr. Floyd

Your cookies are past expiration date

Your cookies are asymmetrical

Even your cookie car is asymmetrical, Mr Floyd.

### Eighth Verse

You are a sugar cookie

With poison sprinkles

That is way too sour for everyone.
Propanda

## About:

Propanda is a male user on TTP who joined in 2016. He has plenty of music content and dislikes bandwagoning. He now has over 100 followers and thinks he's been authentically rated ever since he got that many. He likes Total Drama made a blog post series based off of it and blog post series's about TTP users competing.

## Triva:

* He likes the Looney Tunes Show more than the original Looney Tunes. His love for the Looney Tunes Show is proved by two of his profile pictures.
* A lot of his content is music based.
* He's one of the few users to be friends of Disney1994.
* He is a nerd and is okay with it. Proof of this is him saying that's his occupation on his profile.
* He likes school but agrees with people about bullying being a bad thing about school.
* He doesn't like bandwagoning.
List of Billboard Hot 100 number ones of 2022 (Hypothetical)

My older versions of this will not be counted towards statistics as I hadn't been serious about chart keeping and so no way to verify and keep track other than who hit number one on the rare occasion I noted that. So this will be from the Crownnote charts that I discovered over the year and am now making charts. So for record-keeping purposes, everything before this is what actually happened on the hot 100.

A total of Fourteen Songs reached the top of the charts in 2022. Of the Fourteen, Five debuted at the top. A total of Twenty-Two Acts reached the top of the hot 100, with thirteen—Gaitán, Castillo, Adassa, Feliz, Guerrero, Beatriz, the *Encanto* cast, Glass Animals, Jack Harlow, Kate Bush, Joji, BlackPink, and Lilypichu—reaching the top for the first time. Joji, BlackPink, and Lilypichu became the first, second, and third artists of Asian descent to top the charts respectfully. In addition, Joji's hit "Glimpse of Us" reached number one for eleven weeks, the most of any artist that year, and became the first Asian to have the number one year-end song.

## Chart history

Key

* Bold songs debuted at number 1.
* "As it was" by Harry Styles debuted early at #50 on April 1, with only a couple hours of streaming, and jumped to #1 the following week., This was before the chart was expanded to 100 slots in July of 2022.
CastlevaniaFanboy128

## About:

CastlevaniaFanboy128 is a somewhat popular user on TheTopTens from germany. He created his account on the 26.6.2015.

He likes video games, anime, cartoons, japan, science, metal and rock, but dislikes homophobes, trolls, haters, Justin Bieber, Danteem, Schlager, most children, his entire school, Sanjay and Craig, the anime School Days, NickI Minaj and Sonic(06).

## Works done so far:

CastlevaniaFanboy128 created over 100 list, mostly featuring video games. His so far most popular one was "Top 10 Most Annoying Things on TheTopTens".

He has two ongoing blog post series:

* CF Rants: A rant series
* Random reviews: A review series he posts randomly, in which he reviews video games or anime.
* Welcome to TheTopTens: A series, where he describes features of TheTopTens.

## History:

After joining on the 26th of june 2015, his first ever follower was Cerealguy. His first list he ever created was "Top 10 Worst things about Sonic(06)", made on the same day.

On the first july of 2015 his first post and review "Mother 3: A video game review" was posted. The name was later changed to "Random Review".

On the 22th july of 2015 he got 50 followers and posted his "Top 100 all-time favorite games" as a celebration.

On the 26th august 2015, on his exact 2nd month, he got his 100th follower and started posting his specials. Those spwcials were a Random Review of Tales of Symphonia and a multi part story, called TopTens vs. Lists.com.

## Trivia:

* His all-time favorite game is Tales of Symphonia, his all-time favorite anime is Death Note, his all-time favorite cartoon is Gravity Falls and his all-time favorite song is "Hallowed be thy name" by Iron Maiden.
* CastlevaniaFanboy128 is one of the users, who want the "Most overrated users" list to come back.
* Apparrently his username is so long, that it was impossible to send him a message on mobile devices. This issue was fixed with the new design.
* His IQ is 157
* Even though he follows all of his followers, he opposed Danteem and defollowed him.
List of Billboard Hot 100 number ones of 2023 (Hypothetical)

This is a list of my Number one songs of 2023 based on my Crownnote charts.

"vampire" by Olivia Rodrigo is the year's longest-running number-one song on the chart, spending Thirteen weeks at the top.

Twenty-One artists have hit number one in 2023 so far, with SZA, Sam Smith, Kim Petras, Raye, 070 Shake, Morgan Wallen, Ava Max, NF, and Kenya Grace hitting the top spot for the first time. Jimin also hit the top for the first time as a solo artist, already having done so six times as a member of BTS. A Total of Twenty-One Songs reached number one in 2023, Seven of which debuted at the top.

## Chart history

Key

* On the Issue dated February 18, the chart switched to a similar format followed by the Actual hot 100, released on Tuesday and predated to Saturday, therefore giving songs an additional three days of tracking for the week of Feb 4-10.
* Bold indicates Number one debut.
Gemcloben

## About:

Gemcloben is a popular user on TheTopTens. He likes classic rock, adoring bands such as Anthrax, Slayer, Metallica, Lamb of God, and Megadeath. He apparently lived in the same town as best friend on TheTopTens IronSabbathPriest before they both moved away from the town they lived in. Gemcloben is somewhat controversial, however, getting disliked by some users for criticizing too much. However, he is well liked for the most part, and some of his friends are IronSabbathPriest, McKing1003, PositronWildhawk, Therandom, and Keycha1n. A childhood nickname of his was "Muffin Kid", hence the name of his secondary account. It should also be mentioned he made a joint account (and also the first joint account) with Turkeyasylum called Gemclasylum. They have one blog post and one list so far on Gemclasylum. Gemcloben also runs an acclaimed blog post series called Room 101, which holds or has holded the record for most high quality blogs in a blog post series...
List of number 1 Songs of 2020 (Hypothetical version)

I don't know any other way to keep track of these so I might as well do it here. This is my hypothetical singles chart.
American singer Billie Eilish got her 3rd #1, when No time to die debuted atop the chart, becoming the youngest singer to have 3 or more #1 hits. She is also the first artist born in the 2000s to debut at the top spot. So far, 10 artists have reached the top spot for the first time. Those being Megan Thee Stallion, Powfu, beabadoobee, Regard, Saint Jhn, Kid Cudi, Hayley Williams, Raye, Lil Baby, Jawsh 685, Juice WRLD, Lil Durk and BTS. Currently, the longest-running #1 single of 2020 is BTS's hit song Dynamite, which spent 10 weeks atop the chart. 11 songs debuted at #1, a new record, those being No Time To Die, The Scotts, Rain on me, The Bigger Picture, Come & Go, WAP, Laugh now Cry later, Dynamite, Positions, Therefore I am, Prisoner and Willow, The previous record was 4 in 2019, 2018, 2017 and 2015. A total of 25 sonsg reached the top spot

## Chart history

Key

* Bold songs debuted at number 1.
Ajit Pai Diss Track (Nkechinyer)

## Overview

This was a diss track of Ajit Pai, the leader of the FCC, after the vote to repeal Net Neutrality passed the FCC.

## Lyrics

FCC Director Ajit Pai

want to repeal what make the internet free

that plan is so strawy

take the idea and hit it on a golf tee

it's as wild as a chigetai!

please hit it with your knee!

keep the internet safe

out of the hands of billionaire retards

Ajit, your plan makes me chafe!

pretty sure Trump threatened to rip you to shards

and threatened to attack with a strafe

unless you played with his stupid deck of cards!

it's obvious they were bribed

what a disgrace to the world

we better have everything you do transcribed

in the dark you will someday be hurled

your presidency will be heavily proscribed

time to get back to the real-world!

Trump, your approval is at thirty fucking percent

you're just screwing anything with the name "Obama"

seems like you don't care about asking our consent

instead just causing major closet drama!

all you care about is getting every last cent

you're causing everyone massive brain trauma!

Mr. Pai, what about George Bush?

he's the one who started this

started net neutrality without this stupid ambush!

you're throwing net neutrality down a deep dark abyss

the internet will make sure you shush

and you better listen to my diss!

Pai will probably live to see another day

but at least he's thrown everyone under the bus

and it's time we make his party pay

make 'em go downhill on a massive schuss!

the amount of people they betray

make that Republican wound spill out puss!

#DemsforCongress
Ryanrimmel

## About:

ryanrimmel is a TheTopTens user who joined in October of 2014. He is a 17 year old high school student from Pittsburgh, PA, USA. He is known for creating music-based remixes and lists, and is a hardcore fan of Heavy Metal and Rock Music. He is an guitar player and despises bands that belong in the Nu-Metal, Pop Punk, and Rap Rock genres.
Athalia

Athalia is a green second-gen scale. She was born in Spring, Year 3, from her parents Haruka and Amyst. The Sukeru Tribe she was born in was disbanded soon after her birth, so she created her own adventure and never looked back. In her later seasons she met a male scale named Edgar and had two offspring together named Suri and Sid. She died Autumn, Year 5.

## Markings and Mutations

* Flight Tail
* Thick standard legs x2
* Sticky fingers

## Family

* Haruka (Father)
* Amyst (Mother)
* Edgar (Mate / Fling)
* Sid (Son)
* Suri (Daughter)
* Rifu (Brother)
* Mica (Sister)
* Zoralth (Grandson from Zelbor x Suri)
* Zuria (Granddaughter from Zelbor x Suri)
Positron Wildhawk

Positron Wildhawk is one of the most popular members on TheTopTens. He is currently into electronic music, and loves electronic music. He is from London, England, and treats anyone with respect. He is known on TheTopTens for his phenomenal lists, and his kindness towards everyone. He does a blog post on the third week of each month called The Sarcasm Series. If you have an account on TheTopTens, you are sure to see Positron Wildhawk.
Oliveleaf

## About:

Oliveleaf is a female user of the Toptens who is a big fan of Warrior Cats. She also likes anime such as Sword Art Online. Her first friend on the site was birdechosplash and her over defensiveness off her has led to some thinking she was a sockpuppet account of bird, but later proved to be not. She was TwilightKitsune's hundredth follower.

## Trivia:

* Some of her favorite users are PeachyBlast and TwilightKitsune
* She is a Hatsune Miku fan
The Hearts

The hearts are a group of people that Devon created in order to have a mild tier system. Hearts are people who have been around for a little while.

## The Hearts

The following list is the people who talk in chat and shit

### B a c c h u s plays

He doesn't speak often, but his words are held in high regard. By me. Also I'm pretty sure he plays WoW so give him a hug or something.

### FrenchToast

> "I'm filling in the blanks a little"
>
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### GrahamChan

He's a friendly fellow. I wish to play his code looking micro DnD thing

### GrimMeteor

This guy is pretty gentle

> "Father, I'm hungry, the blanket has holes in it and there is something in my closet."
>
>

### LDF

LDF is a hardened veteran of the military, the guy has killed more people than you could possibly imagine. He is also a navy seal. Also he lost a ton of weight in like 2 days dude give him a round of applause.

> "After 3 weeks of goin to the gym I can feel it, feels good."
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### ThunderGodRaiden

> "I know computers pretty good."
>
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### Atmid

> "Devon has some tall boys who follow him, and he drinks a lot of tallboys. I wonder if it's related"
>
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### Spookmaster Battlas

This guy is pretty stand up. Here's a Youtube channel - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGZmkgX5xXZZboN0-ZRp3\_A

### Waterco4

This guy actually talks in the voice channels when asked to, real stand up guy. Handsome too, he's a lumberjack by trade and fishes crawdads from the river when he's hungry. Also runs a Water bottling company

> "Damn, you're not quite twinky for me"
>
>

### NohNameHere

A tall and gentle heart with a voice deep

> "Boy, if I was back in Vegas..."
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### HamSlammich

A new blood that has seen service in the fuck wars.

> "That's pretty comfy."
>
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### (Not) Xavbull/Xavby/Xavier

This description has been expunged due to disgreements with the character. Swivel Chairs.

> "Some of my best memories have been to do with Runescape"
>
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List of number-one singles of 2019 (Hypothetical version)

The ARIA Singles Chart ranks the best-performing singles in Australia. Its data is based collectively on the weekly physical and digital sales and streams of singles, as well as Airplay. 22 Songs topped the chart in 2019, a 23rd single, Happier, began it's run in October of 2018. 14 artists reached the top spot for the first time, Panic! at the disco, Ava Max, Bradley Cooper, Billie Eilish, Lil Nas X, Billy Ray Cyrus, Mabel, Tiësto, Jonas Blue, Lizzo, Lana Del Rey, Kygo, Lewis Capaldi, and Tones and I.

* Bold songs - Debut at number 1
PeachyBlast

## About:

PeachyBlast is a semi popular female Pakistani-American Toptens user.

PeachyBlast is known for her kind personality. She doesn't have many lists due to the fact she prefers making lists people can share an opinion on rather than factual ones.

Hi! Im PeachyBlast, and welcome to my profile. Here, you will see things that will make you loose faith in humanity.
List of number-one singles of 2018 (Hypothetical version)

My Singles Chart ranks the best-performing singles in The United State. Its data is based collectively on the weekly physical and digital sales and streams of singles, as well as Airplay. A total of 31 artists reached the top spot in 2018, of which 21 reached the top spot for the first time, those being Camila Cabello, Young Thug, Post Malone, Bebe Rexha, Florida Georgia Line, Maren Morris, Grey, Calvin Harris, Sugarland, Childish Gambino, Shawn Mendes, 5 seconds of summer, Two feet, xxxtentacion, Bad Bunny, J Balvin, George Ezra, Clean Bandit, Ariana Grande, and Marshmello.
Therandom

## About:

Therandom is a popular user of TheTopTens who joined in January 2015. He is against that policy and has an intense hatred for admin. He has many blog post series's, the most popular being Random Challenges and Heroes vs Villains. He once retired during spring of 2016 but came back during the summer of 2016. He dislikes the new generations Gen 16 and 17 but he does like some users from those generations.

## Trivia:

* His favorite game series is Mass Effect.
* He tolerates normal anime fans while hating weeaboos.
* He likes to make sex jokes.
* He hates Hillary Clinton and likes Donald Trump.
* In the past, he got into several fights with the user Danteem but is no longer enemies with him (Danteem is now Metts)
* He likes Star Wars.
* His least favorite users include (but are not limited to) DarkenedBrutality, Disney1994, and Danteem (but not Metts).
* His favorite users include (but are not limited to) Puga, Bobbythebrony, Skullkid755, Gemcloben, and Dapperpickel.
* He is trying to become the new admin of TTT and has people voting for him.
* He hates DarkenedBrutality due to his extreme trolling.
List of My Chart number ones of 2015

The My Chart ranks the best-performing singles in Australia. Its data is based collectively on the weekly physical and digital sales and streams of singles, as well as Airplay. "Faded" By Alan Walker, which started its chart run on the week of 18 December, spent 15 weeks at number one, longer than any other song. Several artists reached number one for the first time, Including Ellie Goulding, One Direction and Alan Walker.

## Chart history

Key

* Bold songs debuted at number 1.
EpicJake

## About:

EpicJake is one of the most popular TopTenners on TheTopTens. He lives in Omaha, Nebraska, which is just on the Nebraska-Iowa border. He has also accomplished a lot, but some users think he doesn't understand quality over quantity.

Jake also got into a big fight with Puga on the beginning of 2015 (known as the Great War of Hypocrisy) but it ended ever since admin's annoying policy started. Then, Puga became neutral over Jake. His best friend is Nintendofan126. He's got some controversy for being unoriginal, a bandwagoner, a hypocrite, and betraying his friends on the site.

While he retired in September, Jake confirmed that he was coming back to TheTopTens in November 2016. He officialy returned but won't do much because he's done a lot.

==

Trivia: ==
He once put a picture of his dad and sister.

He likes Regular Show

He once had a YouTube channel but he removed it.

He made over 3,000 comments on the site.
T.T.P Wiki

## Welcome to the T.T.P Wiki

This wiki focuses on the popular website, TheTopTens. Here you can find all sorts of information and details on the website. Here is a link for the website: http://thetoptens.com/

## Latest activity

Photos and videos are a great way to add visuals to your wiki. Find videos about your topic by exploring Fandom's Video Library.
Skullkid755

\* He gets straight As and Bs, but doesn't think getting good grades always makes you smart.

In real life, Skullkid755 is not one of the most popular kids in his school, but doesn't care because he has plenty of friends anyway. He spends his free time on TheTopTens (obviously), playing video games, watching YouTube and TV plus anime, and listening to music. He wants to become more social outside of school before high school. He tells plenty of jokes, some funny, some not.
Lightningblade

## About:

Lightningblade is a popular user he had many friends like TwilightKitsune, Peachyblast, HollowArrow, M4j0r45, Speed, Leafstar, Goku02, and a lot more. He is a user from Gen 17 and has more then 150 followers. He first appeared on account called Jerk4life then later made this account. He is popular user who makes a lot of lists and posts. He is liked for being funny, cool, a hard working user.

## Jerk4Llife:

Jerk4life was LightningBlade's original account, made on June 8th. However, RonanJohn hacked it so he was inclined to make LightningBlade. He has now surpassed his previous account.
Plunko Board

A Plunko Board is necessary to Prestige. Prestige is the "Soft Reset" in Turbo Town.

To prestige you need to build a Plunko Board and assign 76 cubies to it. When you prestige, Mr. Business shows and drops every building of your town onto the board. Every building scores Plunko points according to it's Plunko value denoted in the building description multiplied by the slot value in which it lands (1x, 5x, 10x, 5x, 1x). Eg. if the building lands on 5x it's worth 5 times its normal value in Plunko points. The board can be tilted incase buildings get stuck.

According to the point amount, a number of briefcases is awarded. Angel Wings are also awarded and your angel buildings are refunded.

A new town in a new board is then created. You retain all your achievements, quests (incl. quest progression), boost items and bucks, but lose all coins and ressources.
SirSkeletorthe3rd

## About:

SirSkeletorthe3rd joined The Top Tens in August 2015. He has mostly profile pictures that show skeletons, most of them being unrealistic. He hates weeaboos but not all anime fans. He has had a bad love life but hasn't fully given up love. He went on a hiatus in Spring 2016 and didn't come back until Fall 2016, and even then didn't do much besides some messaging. He has a blog post series where he hates on different types of people on the Internet.

## Trivia:

* He's a metal-head.
* He's a gamer.
* He got arrested by a cop for leaning on a wall.
* He uses memes a lot.
* He hates Justin Bieber.
* His username is based off of the name of an 80's cartoon villain.