Don't Be Full Of Yourself (Transcript)

This is the 35th episode of Video Squadron: Gamerman.

One day at the arcade, William is going over the battles of the last few TF2 monsters, carefully studying them and taking notes.

William: Hitten Run Scout was quite hard. Rocket Jump Soldier was a bit harder. Then there was the Pyro. He, or she, or whatever, was hard, too. Then there was Alan S, DFighter. And that was the monster in this series that started the giant robots. Who could forget that? And there was Meat Shield. And of course also Mick Anic. That means next is the Medic. This will be tricky.

Then, Jeremy came in.

Jeremy: Hey, William.

William: Hey, Jeremy.

Jeremy: I've been working on your robot in this series. This one is mostly in a form resembling a jukebox with cartoonish eyes, legs, and feet.

William: Sounds great.  I can't wait to see it when it is finished. Uh, assuming you have an ideal gender for it that is.

William remembered what happened with Gamer Cyclist did not liking to be called "it".

Jeremy: This one is friendlier, though he’s a bit loud and clumsy.

William: Oh.

Jeremy: I’m struggling to think of a name.

William: Y-You are?

Jeremy: Yeah.

William: Well, may I see it, uh him? Or whatever.

Jeremy: Sure thing. Follow me.

Jeremy took William to see his new robot.

Jeremy: Here he is.

William: Whoa. You made this one real quickly.

Jeremy: Yeah, turns out, we WEREN’T out of material. We just didn’t look hard enough. I’m honestly surprised I missed that much raw material laying around.

William: Oh really?

Jeremy: Yeah. (he points to a pile of spare robot parts as high as Gamer Master’s knees)

William: Whoa. That is a lot.

Jeremy: I know. I’m surprised I missed it. It’s kind of obvious.

William: I guess now all that's left is to get to work on Ash's robot, and then the series will be complete.

Jeremy: One step at a time.

(Gamer Cyclist looks at the new robot with obvious disdain)

Gamer Cyclist: I am not too sure about this one.

Jeremy: We feel the same about you. You’re too wild.

Gamer Cyclist: What did you say?

Jeremy: You heard me. I have to put 30 restraining bolts just to keep you under control.

Gamer Cyclist: (Groans)

Jeremy: (To William) I was wondering if you could help with a name.

William: Well, what are his abilities?

Jeremy: Well, he can transform into a more humanoid rockstar-themed form with a CD-player in his chest.

William: Then maybe he should be Gamer Rockstar?

Jeremy: That’s kind of the name of your power-up form.

William: Oh it is?

Jeremy: Yes.

William: Oh gee. I don't have any other name ideas to be honest.

Jeremy: We’ll need help.

Everybody was called over to the basement.

Randy: Alright. You got us. So what is it that you want us to do?

Jeremy: We're trying to come up with a new name for William's new mech.

Kasumi: So his is done?

William: (nods)

Kasumi: Hmmm. Well, have you tried Gamer Rockstar?

William: That's going to be the name of my power-up.

Kasumi: Oh.

Ash: How about Gamer Noise?

William: No. That sounds too annoying to be honest.

Kasumi: How about Gamer Jukebox?

Felicia: I like the sound of that.

Jeremy: I guess it’ll do.

Ash: So after this, I'll be next, eh?

Randy: You're the only one left, Ash.

Ruki: What about me and Jeremy?!

Jeremy: Don’t worry. We’ll get ours soon enough.

Headbot: I thought you were just making them for Randy and the others. Not for yourselves.

Jack: If Jeremy thinks he and Ruki need mechas for this series as well, he can make them.

Jeremy: But once I've gotten Ash's done, there will be a new combo among all of them. But, that’s for another time.

Ruki: Alright.

Kasumi: So what is Gamer Jukebox like? And what can he do?

Jeremy: In his anthropomorphised jukebox form, he can use his eyes like giant screens, analyze enemies, and generally trip over his own feet. But, he can also ride this flying saucer/bumper car combo called the Dance-Dance Flyer.

Others: Ooh.

Jeremy: In his humanoid rockstar mode, the Dance-Dance Flyer flips upside down so he can use it as a flying stage.

William: That's someway to make an entrance.

Jeremy: He also has a CD player in his chest for special discs.

William: Do they attack?

Jeremy: No. They act like regular CDs, but, on a larger scale.

William: How do they help against monsters?

Jeremy: Their music has different effects depending on the disc playing.

Randy: Like what?

Jeremy: One can manipulate spatial energy.

Felicia: Spatial energy?

Jeremy: Create warps in space.

Felicia: Oh.

Jeremy: This causes enemies to get confused.

Jack: How do you make sure it also doesn't get civilians confused?

Jeremy: Because, the sound waves can be focused on the enemy specifically.

Jack: Ah. That makes sense.

Jeremy: That’s Disc M.

William: What do the other disks do?

Jeremy: Well, there’s a Disk P, which can destroy any specific element Gamer Jukebox knows the molecular structure of while leaving everything else intact.

William: Interesting.

Jeremy: Those are just the completed ones.

William: They should do for now.

Meanwhile, with the villains, Dr. Squeak was working on his next monster.

Dr. Squeak: Alright. This one should do much better than the last ones.

(This one is an eagle version of the TF2 Medic)

Dr. Squeak: Alright. He is complete.

(Darktail and Ninjakuma come in)

Darktail: You made an eagle monster?

Dr. Squeak: This is Herr Shmirtz Medic.

Ninjakuma: Hair Schmidt Mechanic? But he doesn't even have any hair. He's a bald eagle.

Dr. Squeak: That's Herr Shmirtz Medic. H-E-R-R.

Ninjakuma: Isn't that "her" with two R's?

Dr. Squeak: One R has it pronounced as "Hur", but two has it be pronounced as "Hair". Also, bald eagles aren’t actually bald. The white feathers on their head just make them LOOK bald.

Ninjakuma: Oh. I thought they meant literally.

Dr. Squeak: Plus, there ARE other species of eagles. Not just bald ones.

Ninjakuma: Oh.

(Herr Shmirtz pulls out a stick-like rifle)

Darktail: Is there anything about his rifle?

Dr. Squeak: It can heal Polygores.

Darktail: It can?

Ninjakuma: You're kidding.

Dr. Squeak: Injure a Polygore.

Ninjakuma: (Strikes at a polygore)

Blue Polygore: OW!

Herr Shmirtz pointed the rifle at the Polygore as a continuous beam flows to said Polygore, healing it.

Herr Shmitz: All better.

Ninjakuma: Wow. That's a surprise.

Herr Shmirtz: I shall enact ze Vira’s wishes.

Ninjakuma: Ze Vira's wishes?

Dr. Squeak: I’m beginning to understand why this was rejected.

Darktail: How come?

Dr. Squeak: He's very unsettling.

Darktail: Oh.

Ninjakuma: I think we get it now.

Herr Shmitz: Hail, Queen Vira!

Dr. Squeak: You might want to tone it down a bit.

Herr Shmirtz: (Quieter) Hail, Queen Vira.

Dr. Squeak: I am immediately regretting this creation.

Down at the arcade, Vix's alarm went out.

Randy: What's happening now, Vix?

Vix: A new monster.

William: What sort of monster, Vix?

(She displays Herr Shmirtz and Jack instantly recognizes him)

Jack: Hey, I remember him. That's Herr Shmirtz. Dr. Squeak wanted to feature that character in one of the games we were developing. But I was concerned about what would happen if we did feature him.

Jeremy: (Looks at the monster) I can see why.

Kasumi: We gotta eliminate this monster real quickly. Who knows what damage he'll do.

Vix: Easier said than done.

Ash: What is the catch?

Vix: He has a crossbow that can turn civilians into Polygores.

Everyone gasped.

Felicia: Civilians into polygores?

Kasumi: How can we tell a person who's been turned into a polygore from an actual polygore?

Randy: Until we know, we better avoid attacking any polygores.

Vix: The civilians turned into Polygores will still retain their clothes.

Randy: Oh. Well, then that makes it easier.

Vix: Herr Shmirtz also has a Medi-gun.

Ash: That doesn't sound good.

Vix: With it, he can heal Polygores.

Felicia: That sounds really bad.

Kasumi: At least it doesn't hurt people. Does it?

Vix: No, but, it does make things more challenging.

Randy: It looks like we'll need all the help we can get.

Meanwhile, Herr Shmirtz was using his crossbow on civilians. Even Jake and Justin got turned into polygores.

Herr Shmirtz: Ze Vira will be pleased! Hail Vira!

Then the Gamermen had showed up. (Already morphed)

Randy: Hey, Herr Shmirtz, how dare you turn these innocent citizens into polygores.

Ash: Hey, he's even turned Jake and Justin into polygores.

Kasumi: I suppose that'll teach them what happens when he tries exposing the identities of the Gamerman.

William: Kasumi!

Kasumi: Sorry.

Herr Shmirtz: Polygores, fight a Blitzkrieg!

Randy: Remember, guys. We don't want to hurt any polygores who are wearing clothes. They're just civilians.

The Gamermen were quickly overwhelmed by polygores.

William: You know, for a bunch of innocent people who don’t even know what they’re doing, they seem really good at doing it!

Kasumi: We got to find a way to return these people back to normal.

Ash: But how are we going to do that? Vix said this would not be easy.

Felicia: We'll just have to give it all we got, guys.

They continued fighting the polygores, but there were so many of them. It was hard to keep up. The polygores were quite too powerful. Any who were innocent civivlians even grabbed everyday items to attack the Gamermen.

Kasumi: What is this?

Ruki: They're using everyday objects to fight us.

Jeremy: Using a shovel? Only a certain knight can use that as a weapon.

Ash: Not anymore I guess.

Some began throwing tomatoes at the Gamermen.

Felicia: Seriously? Tomatoes?

Randy: This isn't a really terrible stage show. You shouldn't do that here.

William: Do you think they'll care, Randy?

Randy: Tomatoes are meant to make ketchup, not for throwing?

Purple Polygore: So, what do you want us to use instead?

Green Polygore: Shall we use squashes? (Throws a squash at Kasumi)

Kasumi: We gotta figure out out to counter the fruit throwing before we become squash.

Meanwhile, at the arcade, Vix, Headbot, and Jack were observing the action.

Vix: This is serious.

Headbot: You're telling me. I'm not sure if Randy and the others will make it out alive.

Jack: I'm sure they'll figure it out, guys. No worries.

In the hangar, Gamer Cyclist revs up the Gamer Bike.

Gamer Cyclist: It would appear the Gamermen need my assistance.

Gamer Cyclist rode out of the hanger.

Jack: Uh, did somebody launch a mecha?

Vix: I think one launched itself.

Headbot: Uh oh. I think it's Gamer Cyclist.

Vix: Oh dear. He'll ruin everything. We gotta stop him.

Gamer Cyclist rode out as Vix, Jack, and Headbot head out after him. The Gamermen were having to get through the polygores.

Randy: We've got to get to this monster and get him to turn all the citizens back to normal.

Herr Schmirtz: They'll never change back. That would make Vira unhappy.

Just then, he was grabbed by a big robot hand.

Felicia: What? What is that?

Kasumi: It's Gamer Cyclist!

Gamer Cyclist: No worries, Gamermen. I'll eliminate this monster.

Kasumi: Gamer Cyclist, what are you doing?

Gamer Cyclist: What else? I'm going to crush him. (Begins squeezing Herr Schmirtz)

Herr Shmirtz: Now I'm going to be squash!

Randy: But we don't use the giant robots until the monster either grows giant or until the monster gets his own giant robot.

Gamer Cyclist: Come on, this is much faster.

William: But we need to save the energy for giant battles.

Gamer Cyclist: You’re surrounded by brainwashed civilians. If you have a better idea, let’s hear it.

Herr Shmirtz: How about this? (Shoots at Gamer Cyclist with his crossbow)

(The shots have no effect)

Gamer Cyclist: Was that your best shot? Let me show you mine. (He tosses Herr Shmirtz into the air and combines with the Gamer Bike) Change! Gamer Cyclist Armor!

Jeremy was surprised.

Jeremy: How did he do that? I didn't give him the functions to do that.

Gamer Cyclist: I did.

Randy: Where did the monster go? I doubt you defeated him. The citizens are still in polygore forms.

Kasumi: Gamer Cyclist, you ruined everything!

Gamer Cyclist blasted Herr Shmirtz as he falls back down, restoring the civilians.

Gamer Cyclist: You were saying?

The Gamermen were speechless.

Felicia: Wow.

Jake: Hey, what happened to us?

Justin: I had a dream where we were polygores.

Jake: At least it was just a dream.

Justin: After this, I'm starting to crave some tomatoes. And I'm a monkey.

Jack, Vix, and Headbot then showed up and saw what just happened.

Vix: Oh. I see what Gamer Cyclist has done.

Jack: Gamer Cyclist, do you realize what you've done?

Gamer Cyclist: I've destroyed the monster, what do you think?

Jeremy: Gamer Cyclist, he died too easily.

Gamer Cyclist: It’s a pity he died so easily. Otherwise, I might get some satisfaction.

Ruki: We're not feeling some satisfaction because the most unreliable robot we have interfered and defeated the monster the wrong way.

Gamer Cyclist: How do you defeat a monster the wrong way?

However, Herr Shmirtz was not completely destroyed. He was one of those generator monsters. With the villains, Gigalord saw the action and he was unhappy as usual.

Gigalord: Dr. Squeak, that was one of the generator monsters, wasn't he?

Dr. Squeak: Oh yes, my lord.

The robot was then deployed. On this robot, one arm was a syringe, the other was a bone saw.

Kasumi: Uh oh. Looks like are problems aren't over yet.

Herr Shmirtz: Hail Vira!

Gamer Cyclist: I didn't see that coming.

Jack: You see? Too easy.

William: You better not try to take all the credit this time, Gamer Cyclist. We're a team.

Gamer Cyclist: No big deal. I’ll just blast its head off.

He tried to blast the robot's head off, but the robot shielded itself.

Gamer Cyclist: This one’s a bit smarter, I’ll give it that.

Herr Shmirtz: Hahaha. You can't beat me that easily. (Blasts at Gamer Cyclist)

(Gamer Cyclist doesn’t flinch)

Herr Shmirtz: You're tough, but I'm tougher. (Blasts even more)

William: Anyone else get the feeling we’re late for our cue?

Randy: We're never too late. Let's call for the Gamer Mechs and have Gamer Master deal with this one.

Gamer Master was soon formed and went up next to Gamer Cyclist.

Randy: Gamer Sword.

Gamer Master: (The sword appears and it goes to attack Herr Shmirtz' robot, but it gets caught in the robot's weapons)

Randy: Huh?

Herr Shmirtz: Not so fast, Gamermen. You're not destroying my robot that easily. (Takes the swords for himself, set in the robot's syringe tip, and then attacks Gamer Master with it)

Gamerman: AAAH!

(Then, he attacks with his blade)

Herr Shmirtz: Hehehe. This is just a lot of fun isn't it?

But then, the robot gets struck in the back.

Herr Shmirtz: Huh?

The Gamermen looked to see that it was Zujioh.

Kasumi: Zujioh.

Felicia: Fantastic timing.

Zujioh: That you.

Herr Shmirtz: Oh. You're going to pay for this. (Turns the robot around to try and strike and Zujioh with the Gamer Sword, but Gamer Master grabs it back from that) What? Hey, give that back.

Randy: Nu-uh. You took it from us without asking.

Herr Shmirtz: Then I'll just have to take it from you again.

Herr Shmitz was too distracted to do anything and Zujioh knocked off the robot's head.

Herr Shmirtz: What? Hey! No fair!

Randy: Now to finish this robot off.

Gamer Master used the sword finishing attack on the robot, destroying it, along with the generator box. The head then crashed to the ground and Herr Shmitz came out, feeling weak.

Herr Shmirtz: Ugh. I'm feeling weak. What's happening?

Jeremy: It looks like your power box has been destroyed.

Ruki: Making it easier for us to destroy you.

Jeremy and Ruki used their blasters and blasted at Herr Shmirtz, causing him to fall down and the monster fell down and was destroyed.

Ruki: You see, Gamer Cyclist? We need to work as a team. Not try to take all the glory.

Jeremy: You know, I think I need to adjust his attitude.

Headbot: You think?

Vix: It would be a good idea.

Jeremy: But that combo he made for himself wasn't that bad, though. I'll leave that in.

Up in the villain's ship, Gigalord was once again aggravated.

Gigalord: I don't see these monsters improving, Dr. Squeak. You need to put more effort into them.

Dr. Squeak: I'm getting there, Gigalord. It just takes time.

Gigalord: Why don't you just get back to work figuring out how to get Queen Vira back into existence.

Dr. Squeak: Yes sir. Ooh.

Dr. Squeak went over to Vira's computer and began working at getting Vira back to her physical form. Later at the arcade, William was looking at his new robot while Jeremy was doing some adjustments to Gamer Cyclist.

William: It's a shame that he didn't get a chance to go into battle this time.

Jeremy: I'm sure he will the next time another monster of that series comes in.

William: How many more of those could come out?

Jeremy: Beats me.

Kasumi: Then again, how many more monsters could we get over all?

Randy: It's going to be a hard long road.

Jeremy: Especially if you've got giant robots taking all the glory and doing things too quickly.

Felicia: I'm sure that Gamer Cyclist just was trying to save the day and getting things done.

Ash: Sounds to me like he was in a hurry.

Kasumi: It's a good thing that Gamer Cyclist is on standby mode right now. If he was on on mode, he'd react to that comment.

Jeremy: I don't get as to how he could act this way. I wanted him to be quite a serious robot of this group of robots, but I didn't expect to make him this serious.

Ruki: Hopefully he won't be acting this way when you've finished making the attitude adjustment.

Jeremy: He'll still be a bit serious, but hopefully not so much full of himself this time.

Kasumi: Yeah.

Meanwhile, Jake was watching Justin eating a tomato.

Jake: Is that tomato good, Justin?

Justin: Yeah. You should try one. (Hands him a tomato)

Jake: No thank you.

Justin: Come on, haven't you ever eaten a tomato before?

Jake: No.

Justin: Then how will you know if you like it if you don't try it?

Jake: Justin!

Justin: I'm just saying. You never know til you try.

Jake: Alright. (Takes the tomato and bits into it, then spits it out) Phooey. I knew I wouldn't like it. It's too sour tasting.

Justin: At least you tried. (Continues eating his)

The Gamermen went through quite a lot against Herr Shmirtz. But indeed, how many more monsters of this series can they get? And how much longer will it take for Dr. Squeak to revive Vira? The Gamermen will be sure to continue fighting through the toughest of times.

To be continued...