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Source

A source is someone that you met online, who claims to work for the BBC but almost certainly drives lorries for a living.

People in the Whovian community that are desperate for social recognition tend to use these 'sources' to further their own presence. By supplying forum-goers with furtive summaries of 'rumours' they have heard from these mystical sources, they are able to employ enough distance and ambiguity so as to appear blameless when it turns out that Omega was not in Day of the Doctor, Marco Polo was not released in 2014, Paul McGann was not in Series 8 and a chicken monster did not appear in The Time of the Doctor.
Anna Rampton

**Anna Rampton** is the Director of Better and former Head of Output at the BBC.

## Description

Recruited last year from ITV, where she was Head of Daytime Factuality, Anna is responsible for everything the BBC broadcasts in all formats.

She has a reputation for being uncompromising, for not doing doubt, and for making decisions quickly and then sticking to them, albeit nearly always the wrong ones.

Most likely to say: "No."
Dan McDermott

Dan is a Google employee who appears constantly in The Chat.

It is a mystery who invited him, though it was likely one of the many random accounts Jacob invited.

Some have speculated he is a spy for the Whovians. Others say he is gathering data for Matrixlord so that he can pursue legal action against the Who Crew.
W1A: Sandbox

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**The W1A Wikia** is a fan made wiki which is dedicated to covering the BBC television series W1A. We aim to provide all visitors with highly detailed information about W1A's characters, episodes and actors. Because this wiki is fan made, you are encouraged to add information.

W1A is a British comedy television series that was first broadcast on BBC Two on 19 March 2014, created by John Morton. The series is the follow-up to Twenty Twelve, a BAFTA-winning comedy series by the BBC about the 2012 Summer Olympics in London.

Its name comes from the postcode prefix of the BBC's headquarters, Broadcasting House (W1A 1AA), and sees the reprisal of Hugh Bonneville and Jessica Hynes as their Twenty Twelve characters, alongside a new cast, with David Tennant's role as narrator also continuing from Twenty Twelve. The first series began on the 19 March, concluding on the 9 April 2014. Series 2 started airing on the 23rd April 2015 and concluded on the 14th May 2015.
The series is generally described as a relatively comedic approach to the deeply troubled BBC. With storylines reflecting the corporation in more ways than one, including the Ian Fletcher salary scandal and the Winwingate scandal have all described the BBC very well.

**Meet the main characters (Click a picture to go to their page)**

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The Film Cast

The Film Cast is an irregular web show hosted by Chameleon Tours, The Watcher and Joe Max. In it, they discuss and review a wide variety of cinema. As of May 2015, only two episodes have aired. The most recent installment was, however, infiltrated by an unnamed troll who decided to play hardcore gay porn alongside the music of Sammi Carter. This attack forced the hosts to end the show.
Podcast

Podcasting is serious business.

A podcast is typically a digital audio file, meaning most of the Doctor Who TV show's on YouTube are not, by definition, actually podcasts.

In the whovian community, a podcast generally takes the form of a live-streamed Google Hangout. In rare instances, whovians create 'Zoom casts' (which are, unsurprisingly, conducted via a piece of software called Zoom).
List of Time Periods

This is a list of Time Periods of history for all species starting with the oldest to the newest.

## Zozgal (320mya - 3052)

* Development Period: 320mya - 314mya
* Seeding Period: 314mya - 292mya
* Pweveck Colonisation Period: 292mya - 282mya
* Device Development Period: 282mya - 269mya
* Device Implementation Period: 269mya - 261mya
* Galactic Colonisation Period: 261mya - 159mya
* Zozgal-Asti Conflict Period: 159mya - 112mya
* Asti Galactic Invasion Period: 112mya - 109mya
* Zozgal Rebellions: 109mya - 108mya
* Extreme Loss Period: 108mya - 107mya
* Dormancy Period: 107mya - 3051AD
* Extinction: 3052AD

## Asti (167mya - 44,921BC)

* Nomad Period: 167mya - 165mya
* Primary Space-flight Period: 165mya - 164mya
* Chengesh Colonisation period: 164mya - 162mya
* Interstellar Colonisation Period: 162mya - 159mya
* Zozgal-Asti Conflict Period: 159mya - 112mya
* Asti Galactic invasion period: 112mya - 109mya
* Zozgal Rebellions: 109mya - 108mya
* Andromeda Colonisation Period: 108mya - 68mya
* Andromeda Rebellions: 68mya - 65mya
* Gaian 'holder' event: 65mya
* Widespread Device Period: 65mya - 58mya
* Andromeda rebuilding Period: 58mya - 37mya
* Coruptus Astan Expansion Period: 37mya - 32mya
* Asti/Coruputs Conflicts: 32mya - 7mya
* Ostan uprising: 7mya - 5mya
* Osti/Asti Alliance Period: 5mya - 800,000BC
* Early Conflicts Period: 800,000BC - 220,000BC
* Safeguard Period: 220,000BC - 49,000BC
* Human Evolotion dependency: 49,000BC - 48,000BC
* Ostan Intelligence War (Extinction): 47,921BC

## Human (2mya - Today)

* Nomadic Period: 2mya - 56,000BC
* Astan Voyage: 56,000BC - 48,000BC
* Pre-Civilisation Period: 48,000BC - 6000BC
* Ancient Greek Period: 6000BC - 200BC
* Roman Period: 200BC - 300AD
* European Uprising Period: 300AD - 1600
* Industrial Revolution: 1600 - 1900
* Pre-War Period: 1900 - 2080
* Dawn War: 2080
* Post-War Period: 2080 - 2221
* Early Recovery Period: 2221 - 2480
* Expansion Period: 2480 - 2750
* Discovery Wars: 2750 - 2900
* Duo-System Alliance: 2900 - 3051
* Interstellar Expansion Period: 3051 - 3090
* APCIIS Period: 3090 - 3214
The Old Troll

The Old Troll, whose true identity remains undetermined, is a "troll from the past" who returned in August 2015 with a series of hate videos uploaded on Daily Motion.

In The Hardcore Cast 1, Matrixlord revealed that he 'recognised the editing style' of the slanderous productions, divulging that the creator was an enemy from the past.

## The Grand Reveal

Throughout the Hardcore Cast, many clues were surreptitiously dropped. In particular was the claim that the Old Troll was a 'chameleon' in his ability to blend with others. Infamous troll and ne'er-do-well Chameleon Tours instantly recognized this accusation, and explained his innocence in The Chat.

It was then speculated that the Old Troll was Monk, as he appeared to be using the Camtasia editing software.

It was then speculated that the Old Troll might actually be Jason. Or maybe it's Spilby after all?
The Eleventh Meal

*The Eleventh Meal* was, according to Sammi Carter, the title of the 2013 Doctor Who Christmas Special. It was supposedly thirty-minutes in length (with a three-minute prequel), and featured Matt Smith regenerating with Clara (and the kids *again*. God, I hate those kids) after eating a piece of poison chicken.

In his best rant video to date, Sammi explained the detailed plot of the story, telling his viewers (whovians) that they should "stand up for themselves" by "complaining to the BBC really badly".

## The living Chicken Monster

The episode was allegedly to feature a creature called 'the living Chicken Monster' as it's main antagonist. When Sammi spoke of this alien in vilification of the story, he exclaimed that "there are no such thing as chicken monsters in the world of Doctor Who".

The video found its way to 4chan where, unsurprisingly, Sammi was ridiculed.
Episode 102

**Episode 102** is the 2nd episode of the first series of W1A, which was first broadcast on BBC Two on 26 March 2014.

## Summary

Fletcher reluctantly takes the train North to BBC Media City, Salford, for his first big interview in the job by Jenni Murray on Radio 4's Woman's Hour where he hopes to defuse the media storm that has become known as Wingategate.

Complications arise for the Britain's Tastiest Village production team, after having wooed and won Carol Vorderman as Clare Balding's replacement to co-present with Alan Titchmarsh. However, at the last minute Clare Balding is available and turns up at New Broadcasting House as Carol Vorderman is leaving and they have to be kept apart.

In Salford Fletcher ignores advisors Sharpe and Pritchard with his own solution to both problems resulting in Alan Titchmarsh pulling out.

* Featuring as themselves: Carol Vorderman, Jenni Murray, Clare Balding
The Mike D Cast

The Mike D Cast was a podcast promised for the 2 year anniversary of The Everything Show, which would involve Mike D slamming down cowards such as Doctor Who Bob with his acerbic wit. Sadly, it never went ahead for a number of reasons. One of them being Matrixlord 'passing out'.

As of 29/7/15, it has still not aired.

UPDATE 23/9/15: Still not aired.

UPDATE 2/8/16: Still not aired
Hot Dog

A hot dog is food consisting of a frankfurter placed into a bread roll, often topped with cheese, tomato sauce and mustard.

In late-2020, Matrixlord dined on a 'dirty water' hot dog, the contents of which leaving him bedridden for several days. Fans have speculated that the hot dog seller was in fact a troll jealous of Matrixlord's enormous success.
Davros

Davros, or Davrose, is a major villain in the Doctor Who universe.

He re-appeared after a 7 year absence in the Series 9 premiere "The Magician's Apprentice" in 2015. One of the most memorable scenes of the episode had Davros show the Doctor some key footage from past episodes of the show.

The proves that Davros has been hoarding all the missing episo's.
Gamma TOriginal

Gamma TOriginal is arguably the most celebrated and renowned individual in the Whovian community. A self professed vigilante 'troll hunter', Gamma has successfully taken down the YouTube channels of trolls who have dared to cross him. His true identity is unknown.

When he is not policing YouTube, Gamma also runs his own successful podcast. This show acts as another platform to expose trolls and haters. In it, Gamma is joined by various guests such as Mike D, Connor Farley, Scott and ~~David Anderson~~ Delta (although Beta is probably a more suitable name).
The Sorrow

The Sorrow is an upcoming film based on the acclaimed poetry series of a similar name.

It tells the story of a man struggling with depression and the hardships of life.

## Cast

* Danny DeVito as The Author
* Benedict Cumberbatch as The Voice of Depression
* Christoph Waltz as Jesus
* Ian McKellen as God
* Barbara Streisand as Sharon
* Jonathan Frakes as Mike D
* Thomas Brodie Sangster as Connor Farley
* Johnny Depp as Christopher Furner
* Christopher Lloyd as Jimmy Porto/Monk of Magnesia
* Willem Dafoe as Michael Shannon
* Peter Dinklage as David Aston
* Sammo Hung as Sammi Carter
* Lucas Till as Connor Smyth
* Aaron Johnson as Brandon Flanagan
* Andrew Garfield as Joe Max
* Seth Rogan as Jake Priest/Chameleon Tours
* Peterson Joseph as Philip Archer
* Josh Hutcherson as James Spiby
* Herve Villechaize as Tim Keep/Beefhead
* Richard Attenborough as Beefdad
* Jimmy Savile as Stephen Gandy
* John Goodman as Doctor Freedom
* Johnny Galecki as Daniel Bertazzon
* Will Smith as James Jackson
* Simon Fisher-Becker as Gloria Davis
* Helen Mirren as Sandra
* Tobey Maguire as Hayden Burke
The Last Great Who War

*The Last Great Who War* was an online feud which saw everyone in the community turn against Matrix after Darth Hater misinterpreted a Facebook message where Matrix allegedly called Sammi Carter's podcast "a troll show".

What followed was a hilarious turn of events. Enraged that he had lost most of his members to the inane ramblings of an alcoholic, Matrix took to YouTube and flagged down all of Sammi's channels. This was met with a response video in which Sammi threatened violence whilst urging his 'fans' to never watch "The 212 guy's" shows again.

Since then, there have been numerous attacks from both sides. This has included: mass disliking, the creation of troll accounts, personal attacks, ad hominem and even death threats.
Casts (TV Series)

*Casts* is an all new Doctor Who spin-off show currently in production.

It tells the story of a boy. A boy set to go far. When he arrives at school each day, he is bullied and pushed around by people of lesser intelligence. In class, he doesn't pay attention. He's in his own little world. Writing. Writing poetry. But dark forces are at work, and a popular science fiction show somehow bleeds its way into reality. Can the boy fulfill his own prophecy and become a published author?
Amberstreet.com

Amberstreet.com is the official website of ~~Chris Furner~~ Steampunk Starraisin, linking directly to his YouTube channel.

## The Brief Update Series

'Brief Update' is ~~Furner's~~ Starraisin's most consistent series, with uploads appearing on an almost daily basis (there was, however, a short hiatus due to Steampunk suffering from post Star Wars Celebration depression). These short video diary entries usually entail ~~Chris~~ Steampunk discussing his 'situation', asking for ~~money~~ donations, and protesting social issues from a local Starbucks.

## Films

Starraisin is also an acclaimed film maker, and has made two films: 'Is There Audio in This?' and 'A Wandering Mind in the God Machine'.

I will let other contributors expand on this...
Who Wars Wikia

## Welcome to the Who Wars Wikia

Who Wars Wikia is based on the acclaimed Facebook page of the same name. Any characters listed are fictitious.

## Pages

* **Shows**
* **Characters**
* **Culture**
* **Consumables**
* **Miscellaneous**

## Latest activity

Photos and videos are a great way to add visuals to your wiki. Find videos about your topic by exploring Wikia's Video Library.

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Who Wars (Facebook page)

Who Wars was a satirical Facebook page which was renowned by all four factions of the Whovian podcast community.

It featured comics and photoshopped images of people involved in Doctor Who podcasting.

Despite the content being fairly neutral, in early November Matrixlord decided to flag it and it was taken down.
The Cult of Trolls

*The Cult of Trolls* were a group of four trolls responsible for many attacks over the years.

The group consisted of:

1. The Old Troll *(an individual who had 'trolled for years'. Also provided the information which led to the doxing and public shaming of Anika Resident)*
2. The Japan Troll *(responsible for posting ~~public~~ personal images on 4chan. Possibly autistic)*
3. The Mexican Troll *(frequently committed libel and slander. Was also a flip-flopper)*
4. The Unnamed Troll *(A $10 Amazon gift-card would be awarded to a viewer who named this troll)*

In October 2015, the trolls were exposed on a special "Haters Special" edition of The Who Show.
Sammi Carter

*"And that was where it started. On YouTube surveys".*

Sammi Carter is a Whovian personality from the West Midlands. He now lives in Devon.

He is infamous for being almost completely incompetent and having an unhealthy obsession with the missing episodes of Doctor Who.

Sammi is typically used as a chess-piece for furthering somebody's podcast agenda, and has no real mind of his own. This was evidenced when he incessantly flip-flopped between sides during the first Who War.

He has his own language, known universally as 'Sammish'.
Connor Farley

Somewhat of a recent addition to the community, Connor Farley is an esteemed journalist.

Particularly close to Mike D, he has made many friends within the Real Whovians Cast.

Above all else, he is a writer.

Sometimes he writes for Kasterberous.

Though he considers himself to be freelance.

In many cases, he writes articles and then submits them to websites.

Conversely, on some occasions he is commissioned to write.
Ad hominem fallacy

Literally meaning 'against the man', the phrase 'ad hominem' can be seen on every internet forum, spewed by the same conceited gits again and again. It's often used in conjunction with references to 'logic', 'rational' or 'critical thinking' and 'intelligence' as a mode of argument, and an explanation of how this elevates the arguer above the other. Because the other person definitely doesn't think they are also arguing logically and rationally.

## Misuse

Like most things construed by idiots, the ad hominem fallacy on the internet is usually used as a triumphant shout when an argument devolves into blatant name-calling. 90% of the time it is misused in one of two distinct ways:

1. It is used to signify the end of an argument, as it's suggested that conversation can no longer continue because of personal attacks. This is probably applicable to formal debates where strict guidelines have been placed, but not in arguments with your mum.
2. Ad hominem is applied to one or more premises in a given argument. Although this might effect the validity of an argument, it can still be sound, eg. all men are mortal, Socrates is a man, you're a cunt, therefore Socrates is mortal. The argument is sound but not valid. So even if someone was hostile in their method of argument, provided they don't dismiss what you say on the grounds that you're a cunt, it probably doesn't effect the soundness of the argument.
Doctor Who Series 9 Original Titles

After series 8 of Doctor Who had aired, the BBC were unsure as to whether or not Steven Moffat would continue to write for the show, so they hired a substitute writer to write a series they could fall back on, in case Moffat was not to return.

The identity of the writer in question is currently unknown, however a full episode list was recently disclosed:

1. *The Podcaster's Apprentice*
2. *The Hater's Familiar*
3. *Topic-Wonder the Lake*
4. *Before the Attack*
5. *The Minor Who Died*
6. *The Woman Who Went To Jail*
7. *The Australian Invasion*
8. *The Australian Inversion*
9. *Troll No More*
10. *Face the Lawyer*
11. *Sammi's Scent*
12. *Hate Bent*
The Magician's Apprentice

The Magician's Apprentice is the first episode of Doctor Who Series 9.

The following is a list of characters set to appear:

* Clara
* The Sisterhood of Karn
* The Daleks
* Clara
* Davros (as a child)
* Missy
* Omega
* Clara
* Colony Sarff
* The Mara (sources indicate this may actually be Colony Sarff)
* Clara's Grandmother
* Clara
* The Eight Doctor
* The Tenth Doctor
* The Jazz Doctor
* Captain Jack
* Clara
* Rose Tyler
* Professor Zaroff
* Erato

Clara is also featured in this episode.
Steven Moffat

Steven Moffat owns the BBC and is the most powerful man in television, ever.

He knows every single fan personally and writes the show according to the viewers feedback. Moffat is an avid fan of every shitty Doctor Who podcast (let's face it, every Whovian podcast made on YouTube is utter shit - with a few exceptions). Moffat enjoys being clever and enjoys ignoring continuity.
Character Pages

Just some of the vast array of **characters** within the fictitious community ...

* **Hayden Burke**
* **The Lawyers**
* **Luddite Vittgenstien**
* **Maurice Phillips**
* **Immas Retrac**
* **Brandon Flanagan**
* **God**
* **Josiah P Cappuccino**
* **The Omega Hacker**
* **The Watcher**
* **Sammi Carter**
* **The Ainsley Master**
* **Connor Farley**
* **Michelle Gozum**
* **Chameleon Tours**
* **Minors**
* **Aidan Buck**
* **Simon Fish Baker**
* **Zoe Herit**
* **Terrance Baker**
* **Jed**
* **Doctor Who Bob**
Magical Mushrooms

Magical mushrooms are a deadly drug thaf causes brain damage, seizures and frostbite in users. Recently, one of the most beloved hosts of The Who Show TV show on YouTube was surreptitiously given this drug, in the guise of a delicious chocolate brownie from Amsterdam (though it was slightly moldy). He was rushed to hospital and put on life support, only just making it through this near death encounter. To this day he claims God intervened and saved him from succumbing to the poison.
Catherine Tours

Formerly Chameleon Tours, Catherine Tours is a transgender podcaster from Austria.

## Gender change

In September of 2015 it was announced live in The Chat that Catherine now identify with female pronouns and a new name. Reactions have been varied.

## Conspiracy theories

Following the announcement, several fans took to the forums to express their belief that this was simply a publicity stunt to draw more attention, views and money to the podcast shows. This theory was later debunked through rational and objective thinking, as it is unquestionably impossible to bring in a larger viewership than the one that presently exists.

Others drew more sinister conclusions. They believed that the Doctor Who podcast shows' hosts had actually been killed, and the podcasts had been infiltrated by 'the elite'. They claim that "this is a repeat of the Caitlyn Jenner scenario and it is clear that the globalists have, yet again, exploited a corner of popular culture with a large following to further their agenda to break down the family. Wake up people!"
Series 11 (Chibnall Era)

The 11th series of the Doctor Who revival is scheduled to air in late 2018. According to Matrixlord212, David Tennant will reprise his role as the Doctor. This is because the show, which Steven Moffat grew to international audiences in 2011 and 2012, is a ratings failure, despite boasting viewing figures comparable to Eastenders. The BBC thus fired Moffat for literally destroying the show, with Chris Chibnall making plans to revert to a more RTD style of production. The following are some leaked story titles and synopsis' from the upcoming series:

E01 A Change of Suit: Peter Capaldi declined to take part in this regeneration episode, after being fired by the BBC for being too old to play the Doctor. Instead, David Tennant is seen in a grey toupe regenerating into his 13th incarnation. The episode explains how regeneration can be just like 'changing into a new suit'.

EP02 Bad Wolf Returns: The Doctor unexpectedly bumps into Rose at a supermarket. Rose must come to terms with the fact that this new incarnation of the Doctor is radically different than before, in that he has a beard.

EP03 Robots of Akhaten: Mark Gatiss returns as lead script writer for series 11, with this being his debut story. The Doctor must defeat a robotic menace threatening the residents of Akhaten. They have only one weakness - lengthy, inspirational speeches, which fry their core components. The Doctor is pushed to the narrative limits.

EP04 Reconnaissance of the Slitheen: RTD returns to write this two part story, after Steven Moffat banned him from writing on Doctor Who, even though Robert Holmes and Terrance Dicks were the only writers to ever work under more than one producer. This episode largely features the return of old monsters to remind fans of how great Doctor Who used to be, and will be under the reign of Chibnall.

EP05 Attack of the Slitheen: Mickey Smith attempts to order a puh-puh-pizza but is interrupted by a flashmob dancing to Britney Spears' 'Toxic'. He tries to hail a cab, but the driver unzips his forehead to reveal the Slitheen underneath. [This was going to be a long list of naff RTD monsters but seriously his era was so mediocre I can't even remember most of them]

EP06 A New Beginning: The Doctor must defeat his greatest enemy yet - renegade Time Lord Steve Moffett. He has invaded the Doctor's timestream and corrupted his 11th and 12th incarnations so badly that the Doctor must erase them from history. Moffett brainwashes Rose into thinking that the Doctor can't regenerate into a previous body.
Keith Sorbet

Keith Sorbet is a multi millionaire, a published author and one of the founding fathers of The Who Show.

Before his rise to stardom, Sorbet graduated at the University of YouTube with a BA in Podcasting, a Masters in YouTube Journalism and a Lotto 'Lucky Numbers' scratch card. The scratch card won him £50,000, and with this, he was able to set up Sorbet Studios in south Devon.

With his experience in podcasting and journalism, The Who Show was born. Since then, after recruiting two acclaimed hosts for the show, Sorbet has become one of the richest men in the world, and has even gone on to publish books about dealing with depression and bisexuality.
Jed

Jed is the main producer of The Who Show and is responsible for everything that goes on behind the scenes.

He does not host the show, so therefore never appears, but is regularly shouted at and blamed for when things go wrong.

## Controversy

Jed is known for being generally incompetent, particularly regarding the playback of theme music.

After a particularly long day in The Who Show studio, Jed's USB was discovered to contain images of minors. He was promptly fired, but during a live cast was reinstated with a 2-month contract.
Thomas/Inside Out

## Cast

* Rosie as Riley
* Emily as Joy
* Spencer as Anger
* Mavis as Disgust
* Lady as Sadness
* Thomas as Fear
* Molly as Riley's Mom
* James as Riley's Dad
* Lillie Lightship (from TUGS) as Mom's Sadness
* Marge (from The Simpsons) as Mom's Anger
* Lois (from Family Guy) as Mom's Disgust
* Sandy (from SpongeBob) as Mom's Fear
* Mindy (from SpongeBob) as Mom's Joy
* Homer (from The Simpsons) as Dad's Anger
* Bart (from The Simpsons) as Dad's Fear
* Joe (from Family Guy) as Dad's Joy
* Patrick (from SpongeBob) as Dad's Sadness
* SpongeBob (from SpongeBob) as Dad's Disgust
* Edward as Bing Bong
* Daisy as Meg
* Mrs. Puff (from Spongebob) as Rainbow Unicorn
* Diesel as Jangles the Clown

## See Also

* Inside Out/Thomas
* TUGS/Inside Out
Money

Money is an abstraction of value for which goods and services are often exchanged.

Within the Who Wars community, there is an alarming trend of poor money-management. Examples include:

* Using money to buy $6 cafe-latte's when you are homeless
* Using money to buy convention tickets when you are homeless
* Using money to buy computer software when you are homeless
* Buying over 10 internet domains just to spite a group of people when you are in poor financial standing
* Using all income on My Little Pony paraphernalia
Syncopatico

**Syncopatico** is the software system that the BBC uses in W1A. It has many branches and is used for most things across the BBC, however it seems to be difficult to use.

## Programs

* **Syncopatiprint** allows the user to print their files to any printer in the building, however it does not tell you which printer it is going to.
* **Syncopatical** is a calendar system. If a Syncopaticipad gets too close to another person's device, their devices may end up "shaking hands" and swapping those people's calendar events.
* **Syncopatispace** is a room booking system. If a room is booked through Syncopatispace, the person who booked it must use their own pass to open the room. This creates problems when Will books a room for Ian.
* **Syncopatishare** enables the sharing of files to other people on the system.
* **Syncopatipoint** is another function of Syncopatico.

## Difficulty

It is necessary for people to complete courses in Syncopatico to learn how to use it. Both Will and Izzy have to take these courses.

## Reality

The BBC has multiple software systems to do these basic office tasks, all of which are far more complex to use than Syncopatico, and none of them integrate with each other.
The Jazz Doctor

The Jazz Doctor is an upcoming incarnation of the Doctor, who is rumoured to dethrone Peter Capaldi in 2016. He is set to be the youngest actor to take on the role at the meager age of 20, and will be accompanied by Cara Delevingne as the new companion.

## Personality

The Jazz Doctor is nicknamed after his supposed quirk of gesturing with 'jazz hands' and allegedly having a sonic saxophone.

This Doctor is also a huge departure from previous personalities. He is said to be incredibly self aware, so he wears a sharp suit to compensate for his youthful looks, in the hope that he will be taken seriously. He is also fond of both chart music and jazz music, which is often played in his TARDIS as his companion tries to seduce him, which he despises. This adds weight to the rumours which suggest he is completely asexual, and prone to assaulting humans he doesn't like.

## Costume

The Jazz Doctor wears a blue shirt, blue cardigan and blue pea coat. This is because he claimed that his "favourite colour is blue". He also wears black trousers and brown boots. However in his second series and beyond, the brown boots are replaced with neon blue Dr Martens boots, further emphasizing his eccentric personality.

The Jazz Doctor is also known to occasionally swap out his signature blue coat for a black variant in stories where the Doctor is required to be more edgy.

## Origins

Jazz Hands was 'leaked' on 4Chan by a reliable BBC set runner claiming to be working on Doctor Who. The runner claims to have witnessed a photoshoot, where the mysterious actor was "doing jazz hands lol".

## Appearances

* S11E01: *Stuck in the Middle*
* S11E02: *The Globalist Agenda*
* S11E03: *Gender Bender*
* S11E04: *Teetotalism of the Doctor*
* S11E05: *Starbucks*
* S11E06: *Are There Daleks in This?*
* S11E07: *26*
* S11E08: *Smaller on the Outside*
* S11E09: *Scum of Time*
* S11E10: *Kill The Baby*
* S11E11: *Who's The Daddy?*
* S11E12: *Doctorhood*
* S11X: *Doctor HoHoHo*
* S12E01: *Assault of the Benefactors*
* S12E02: *Dreams of Conquest*
* S12E03: *Eat*
* S12E04: *The Slitheen Inclusion*
* S12E05: *The Slitheen Incursion*
The Ainsley Master

The Ainsley Master is perhaps the most underrated incarnation of the Doctor Who character 'The Master'.

He is portrayed by actor ainsley harriot jones MP for flydale north. Pictured to the right is his debut appearance in Logopolitana.

Fans fondly remember his time on the series. His character had many quirks. Often he would look directly at the camera and grin devilishly as he spoke. Unlike previous and later regenerations, this Master was not openly hostile to the Doctor, often addressing him as 'TARDIS boy'.

Perhaps his most iconic moment came in the story that followed Logopolis: Castrovalva. As the Doctor and companions eat lunch with the Castrovalvans, they neglect potential danger. As such, Adric ends up eating a particularly spicy meatball (secretly planted by the Ainsley Master, revealed to the audience in a brief cut to him winking at the camera) who is incapacitated, later kidnapped by the Master who is disguised as a nurse.

The Master later escaped through a kitchen window, giggling into his butterbean sausages, as The Doctor was regenerating after eating a piece of poisoned chicken. He was not seen for the rest of the classic series, but later reappeared in Big Finish's 'Ready, Steady Destroy the World'.

The Ainsley Master later returned in the latter half of Series 11 in a storyline viewed by over 26 million which saw him impregnate the Jazz Doctor's companion, Katherine. He was presumed dead after he was pushed into a Sun by The Doctor.

He then reappeared (with no explanation as to how he survived) in the opener of Series 12. He witnessed The Jazz Doctor descend from the sky on top of a fighter jet whilst he played the saxophone.
Jack Patterson

Jack Patterson is the PA to Anna Rampton and later an executive in betterness development.

## Backstory

Like Simon, Head of Output Anna Rampton seems to have simply ignored the edict that no one should have their own PA and has brought her own indispensable young assistant Jack with her from ITV, and so far no-one's been brave enough to say anything about it.
Cases of Whovian Criminality

This page is dedicated to cases of Whovian criminality.

## Stephen Gandy

Stephen Gandy was a Whovian/podcaster who went under the name 'Aspergianstar2009'. He wrote books about autism. In 2013, he was arrested for possession of child pornography and sexual assault upon a minor.

## MonkOfMagnesia

Monk of Magnesia (Jimmy Porto) was charged with identity fraud in November 2014.

## Trolls

The trolls are yet to be brought to justice for disliking Matrixlord's videos. But rest assured, trolling *is* a crime.
Lasagna

Lasagna is an Italian dish consisting of lasagna baked with meat or vegetables and a cheese sauce.

Matrixlord makes an incredible lasagna.

The Twelfth Doctor once told his companion "don't be lasagna". Many fans quickly realised this was Steven Moffat addressing, and canonising, The Real Whovians Cast.
Lambda DClassic

Lambda DClassic is a troll hunter and loyal fan of the Who Show. After witnessing the hateful posts made about the Who Show on 4chan, he took up arms to defend the venerable hosts.

## Known information

He originates from Molvania, but is almost certainly no longer living there. His catchphrase when calling out trolls is to label them a 'hunk of crap'.
Immas Retrac

Immas Retrac was a ghost (or troll) account used to intimidate Sammi Carter.

The account featured an image of Sammi lying naked on a bed.

The perpetrator was never fully caught or exposed, but it was most likely Chameleon Tours. It is strongly speculated that the thick, disguised New York accent in the videos was actually Chameleon putting on an accent in order to frame a venerable troll fighter.
Doctor Who Live: The Recoveries

*Doctor Who Live: The Recoveries* was a reveal show which was supposed to air sometime around 26th August 2015. According to reliable sources, it was to be hosted by either Ian Levine (with his trusty green screen), Zoe Ball or Pierce Brosnan, featuring interviews with Phil Morris, Keith Sorbet and other esteemed members of the Doctor Who community. The show intended to reveal the recovery and restoration of every single lost classic Doctor Who serial, hence its titling.

## Leaked Trailer

Mysteriously, a trailer 'leaked' onto YouTube depicting the alleged logo of the reveal show, along with an updated, and colourised, Hartnell title sequence. "Property of BBC Worldwide" was watermarked on the video, leading many fans believing the trailer to be genuine.

It wasn't.
Dragon Sphere X

Dragon Sphere X is a popular TV show on YouTube. It tells the story of an edgy meme creator, Dark Hood, who has left his family to live on the streets of LA like his idol. He must come up with an idea for an esteemed internet audio series which will make him a millionaire, before he is captured by fascist security.
Tracey Pritchard

**Tracey Pritchard** is a main character, who makes regular appearances in W1A. She is portrayed by Monica Dolan.

## Description

Straight-talking Tracey has seen it all. Nothing surprises her, and she prides herself on knowing how to deal with whatever it is before it happens. Proudly Welsh, she's now been with the corporation for nearly 20 years.

Most likely to say: "I'm sorry, I'm not being negative or anything, but..."

## Personality

Tracey is very straight-talking and can be have a negative outlook on problems. She often shares personal details about herself during unrelated matters. She does not like Siobhan and finds her difficult. Also, she is very firm in her views.

## Catchphrases

* "I'm not being funny [also, "negative"] or anything, but"
* "I'm going to say this, as a woman"
* "I've got a funny feeling about this"
* " . . . and not in a good way"
* "Can I just say, "
Credit Card

A credit card is a plastic card used in some countries to pay for goods and services from a credit account.

## Matrixlord212 and Credit

Matrixlord has repeatedly claimed to have 'gone in the red' from overuse of his credit card on very silly things. One can only imagine how bad his credit score is, and how royally screwed he would be if he desperately needed a loan.

In Matrixlord212 Gaming Ep 120: Wizodd, Matrixlord shares his uniquely American idea of what credit is:

*'If you get the credit card in this game, you should be able to fucking buy everything even if you don't have the cash, right? That would make sense, right?'*

Given the aforementioned frequent ventures into the red, Matrixlord's understanding of credit as something to be used in lieu of cash is consistent with his money management skills.
Quotes

A selection of memorable quotes from various characters.

* "I'm good...damn good." - *Doctor Freedom explains how good he is at 'tracing ISP addresses'.*
* "Chris Furner is dead" - *Chris Furner reveals he is no longer a human.*
* "From the minute I grab your throat down your teeth!" - *Sammi Carter threatens the BBC.*
* "Lawyer on retainer." - *Matrixlord threatens legal action when his YouTube video is disliked.*
* "Rabies sapphire" - *A metaphor coined by Chris Furner.*
* "I am suffering from post Star Wars Celebration depression" - *Chris Furner*
* "I live precariously day by day" - *Chris Furner on his quality of life*
* "And what can I say? 10/10." - *Sammi Carter reviewing an episo' of Doctor Who.*
* "Come on a Zoom cast, coward!" - *David Aston invites a troll to debate him on a Zoom cast.*
* "F\*ck off! Cu\*t!" - *David Aston debating a troll in a Zoom cast.*
* "Guilty people hide." - *Mike D uses his detective skills to expose a hater.*
* *"*I initiated the sex" - *Mike D initiates an unusual transitive verb*
* "I was the victim in all of this." - *A good man.*
* "Get a freakin life!" - *Matrixlord addressing the dislikers*
* "Is Gandhi still alive?" - *Sammi Carter questions whether a 70-year dead man is still alive*

(please add more)
Kal-Domere

The **Kal-Domere** is the governing authority of the Onteen race, based on their homeworld of Aicha.

## Government

Being a theocracy, the Kal-Domere is headed by the supreme religious authority known as the Elcha. The Elcha himself is advised by a council of Kortos, secondary religious authority figures appointed by the people.

## Colonies

The Onteen have established four colonies:

* Dorado
* Kordat IV
* Pictor
* Reticulum
Kangaroo on crack

'Kangaroo on crack' is a metaphor popularized by a very serious publication about depression which only people that have a high IQ can understand.

No one knows what the fuck it actually means, however some have theorized that it refers to the episodes of elated mania people with bipolar disorder suffer. Others have suggested it is a comment on animal testing.

A source recently disclosed the meaning of the phrase. It is, in fact, a reference to certain players in The Last Great Who War. The kangaroo represents Australia (where most of the trolls reside). This, coupled with 'crack', is a comment on how corrupt these people have become. Apparently.
Flip Flop

Not to be confused with flip-flops, a type of shoe, flip flopping is the action of switching loyalty between the Whovians, the Real Whovians Cast, or another subset.

## Etymology

It was initially used as a joke, until Jack began to take it very seriously, often criticizing Connor Farley for being an ex-Who Harmony guest (despite the fact that he was too).

Now it is used rather commonly, as a pejorative for anyone that has not been fiercely loyal to their group since the start of the Who Wars.

## Trivia

* According to the Urban Dictionary, "Flip Flop" is when two guys are having sex and they both take turns being the bottom.
Maurice Phillips

Maurice was the head of Sammi Carter Lost Episodes (SCLE), an organization determined to uncover the lost gems of Living the Dream Stories Series 1.

He was the core of a major hoax that Carter fell for in which it was 'revealed' that LTDS S1 would be released on DVD on April 31st.

It took Sammi several days to realise this was not a real date.
God

God is the creator and ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority; the supreme being.

## Does God exist?

Many intellectuals in the community, such as Mike D and Connor Farley, doubt the existence of God. It is speculated that they instead worship Satan, or even worse, are Atheists.

## Evidence

The 'intellectuals' fail to recognize the evidence for God, and will instead parrot the lies of Richard Dawkins, a false prophet for the fake 'religion' of Atheism. Evidence for the existence of God includes:

* Stepping out in front of a car and not being hit. (This means God wanted you to live)
* If God doesn't exist, who wrote the Bible?
* Dog = God backwards. Coincidence?
* Richard Dawkins is a liar.
* Atheists are spiritually blind.
* He just does.
Mole

A mole is an individual that feigns loyalty to one group in order to acquire information for another.

The Who Wars are desperate times that call for desperate measures, and the Whovians have been known to employ moles that spy on Matrixlord and the Real Whovians Cast.

## Known moles

* **Bryan**: It was discovered that he was recording all of Matrixlord's off-air hangouts.
* **Brandon Flanagan**: He is suspected of being a mole as he attacked Chameleon Tours and stays silent in The Chat.
* **Louie**: Made a comment criticizing Matrixlord on Google plus, that was upvoted by some Whovians.
* **Jack**: Was suspected of spreading hate after accusing Connor Farley of flip flopping.
Peter Hitchens

Peter Hitchens is a conservative columnist who writes for The Mail on Sunday. He is also the brother of freethinker Christopher Hitchens, and frequently uses bizarre analogies. He famously likened abortion to massacre, and compared muscular liberalism to 'rigid jelly'. He also said he could carve a better Prime Minster than David Cameron out of a banana.

He is to debate Mike D on the topic of religion sometime in the future.
Medalion Iziry

**Medalion Iziry** – magiczny przedmiot należący do Iziry, który pozwalał jej na przemianę. Był to niezwykle potężny przedmiot, którego nawet Gramorr się obawiał, do tego stopnia, że ​​chciał go zniszczyć, zamiast użyć jego mocy do pokonania Księżniczek.

W zwoju o słynnych rodach Xeris napisano, że medalion był przekazywany w rodzinie Talii z pokolenia na pokolenie. W odpowiednich rękach miał moc przenoszenia całych gór, niszczenia potężnych armii i manipulowania czasem.
TV Show on YouTube

Perhaps an oxymoron, a 'TV show on YouTube' typically refers to a Google Hangout on air, broadcasting to the YouTube surveys - a fucking Doctor Who podcast to put it bluntly.

The phrase was hilariously coined by Matrixlord, who famously advertised himself as "the host of The Real Whovians Cast TV show on YouTube!" on Facebook.
Award Show

An award show is a formal event where people are presented with awards.

Steven Moffat is known to regularly attend award shows to receive awards for his TV shows. When he does, he usually ends his speeches with a revelation:

* In 2013 he revealed he watches Doctor Who podcasts on YouTube.
* In 2014 he revealed he listens to the hosts of Doctor Who podcasts on YouTube and includes their story ideas in the show.
* In 2015 he revealed there was an alternate ending for Death in Heaven.
* Also in 2015, he described the future of Doctor Who as 'jazzy'.
Death in Heaven Alternate Ending

Recently, at an award show, Steven Moffat revealed that there was an alternate ending for *Death in Heaven*.

The scene was, apparently, witnessed by just one lucky fan and shown only on one TV, in one house, in one street, in one city.

It was leaked on a major forum by a source that the scene contained:

* The Master robbing Gallifrey of all of its technologies.
* The Master destroying Gallifrey.
* Morbid visuals unacceptable for a children's show.
* Santa Claus saving the day.
Aidan Buck

Aidan Buck is a classic Australian podcaster. He one day hopes to host a radio show.

His main areas of interest include mature things such as comic books and Star Wars, and not kiddy shit.

He considers himself knowledgeable of cinema, as he has seen every superhero film released in theatres since the first Iron Man.

More recently, Buck appeared on The Who Show, but left following an emotional outburst because the hosts were 'not discussing Star Wars'.
LAX

Los Angeles International Airport is the primary airport serving the Greater Los Angeles Area, the second-most populated metropolitan area in the United States.

IT IS A PUBLIC AREA.

The bullyish airport security are notoriously aggressive towards the homeless and any non-conformist. This is because they are anti-human globalists, part of the new world order, trying to push a eugenics program.

It's admitted. Look it up.
Meninist Regularity

Meninist Regularity is a politics-based podcast TV show on YouTube, hosted by Keith Sorbet and Anton Resident.

The podcast was announced in early 2016 to the delight of the hundreds of fans and members of Sorbet Studios Inc. During the major announcement, which was streamed live on TV and on the YouTube surveys and attracting over 26,000,000 viewers, Keith Sorbet announced that "a new show is on the horizon" that "the team at Sorbet Studios Inc are very excited about." Sorbet and Resident chose to remain conspicuous during the major announcement, evidenced by the latter of the duo appearing to smile wryly during Sorbet's speech.

Following the big reveal, people took to the forums to discuss the news and speculate about what the show might possibly entail. A user on the "Sorbet and Speculation" thread, claiming to have inside sources in the company, disclosed that the debut episode would feature revolutionary intellectuals such as Sargon of Akkad and gay journalist Milo Yiannopolous, and would be an in-depth, hour long dismantling of the feminist ideology.

On 26/1/16, it was announced that Meninist Regularity will air next week.
Creep Soda

During the 2 year anniversary celebrations of The Everything Show in July 2015, in a podcast soon after our heroes had previously reviewed a gore video of a Chinese woman being crushed to death, Matrixlord made it very clear to the panel that he was not drinking alcohol on air, and he was instead drinking Cream Soda.

Strangely, Chris Furner misheard the author, and was quick to exclaim *"creep soda?!"*
Doctor Who Bob

Doctor Who Bob is the puppet of an unknown actor. He quickly took sides with the Whovians after the outbreak of the Who Wars.

Connor Farley recently declared that Chameleon Tours was behind the character one morning at 6am during a tense internet argument, despite the fact that Bob preceded Chameleon's arrival in the community by half a year, holds opinions that are the antithesis of Chameleon's, and has an accent that is obviously not Australian. Needless to say he has been mocked for this on many occasions.

Mike D famously threatened to 'beat up' the puppet.
Hayden Burke

Hayden 'ModernAgeNerd' is a classic member of the classic podcast, The Real Whovians Cast, which airs on the classic video sharing website, YouTube.

Burke resides in the classic country of Australia, and classically assisted in the production of Sammi Carter's webshow, Living the Dream Stories. He was the director and co-producer, and did an absolutely classic job, bringing in more viewers to the show. However, he was soon fired for 'disrespecting' Sammi Carter for not editing the classic show fast enough, as he had to balance it around his school work.

Hayden has claimed that he is "no longer a fan of Doctor Who because it is childish", and now only makes classic podcasts about the classic cult phenomenon, Star Wars.
Published Author

A published author is, unsurprisingly, an individual who has published a book.

In the Doctor Who community, it is also synonymous with 'god complex', as known published authors often like to flaunt their status at every given opportunity, believing that because they have successfully put pen to paper (even if their publication only exists to be mocked), they are somehow in a position of authority.