December Attacks

The attacked PP-Max room in the Nova Technologies headquarters

The **December Attacks**, also known as the **Christmas Attacks**, were a series of terrorism attacks, some unrelated, that occured from late November 2021 until the end of December 2021.

## History

### November 27: Clippy Brigade

*Main article:* Clippy Brigade Attacks
On November 27, Clippy commanded Ian, Diamond, and Nolan to do various terrorist acts. This included the destruction of a 5G tower in Spawn, and the kidnapping of Candice and Eminem.

Following several terrorist acts, Clippy was put out of ordered by Bill Gates, who attempted to take over control of the brigade. However, Bill was not liked by Ian and Diamond, with Ian ending up killing Bill at Solorigate Towers using an apple.

Following Bill's death, Ian and Diamond together destroyed the computers in a Solorigate-Syndicate building, believing that Bill had infected himself into them using Windows 11. After this, the attacks were ceased.

### December 3: Apple Store Freakouts and Murder of JFK

*Main article:* Assassination of John F. Kennedy
On December 3, Luke and Ian together bombed the Apple Store at Bessarion Street, which included the destruction of several products. As a result of the bombing, nearby Solorigate properties temporarily went on lockdown, fearing that they would also be attacked.

A while after the bombings, Ian and Luke went and performed a raid of Nova Technologies. During the raid, several test subjects were killed, including John Fortnite Kennedy and Ted Cruz's sister. After summoning a Wither, Luke and Ian left through a water tunnel and proceeded to bomb an unfinished creeper farm in the Republic of Polaris. After the creeper farm bombing, both parties returned to their respective nations.

### December 4: Unbanishment of Mike

*Main article:* Unbanishment of Mike
On December 4, Jake held a speech at the College of Evil Science to showcase the Void, which had newly been discovered at the time. However, during Jake's speech, he unintentionally summoned Jerry (then known as Mike), who had been banished back in October.

After being unbanished, Jerry proceeded to kill Sayori, Doofenshmirtz, and Grian Briffin, and then went on to destroy several buildings in the Empire of Greater Gex, such as Scott Coffee, RSR Tower, and the college itself. After destroying builds in Gex, Jerry moved over to Western Sahara, where he destroyed Spibinator's house and also cummed in a flooring.

### December 6: Aquila Fire

On December 6, Ian and Jade together burnt down several buildings in Aquila, primarily Aleph's house and a clock tower. After the fire was completed, Ian and Jade decided to blame the incident on a candle, stating that it joined the Lancer Fanclub.

### December 8: Polaris Capitol Fire

On December 8, Nick, the proprietor of the Apple Store, found out about its bombing. Ian decided to lie to Nick, and blamed the bombing on the Polaris government. Angered, Nick traveled over to the Polaris Capitol in Stiltonburg and set it on fire.

After finding out about the attack, President Aleph threatened to sue Nick, although the case was shortly after dropped.

### December 9: Half Gexan War

*Main article:* Half Gexan War
On December 9, Jakob and Lucas claimed a plot next to the Burger King as the Burger King Empire, with Jakob as emperor. After declaring the nation, the two attempted a coup against Luke, although it was unsuccessful and a war ensued after r/home and Western Sahara joined the side of Greater Gex.

During the war, Jakob and Lucas managed to destroy several buildings, including public farms and the Golden Gate Bridge. Despite this, Jakob and Lucas ended up getting killed numerous times, resulting in them eventually combat logging, allowing Greater Gex to easily conquer and dissolve the Burger King Empire.

### December 10: Gexan Capitol Bombing

On December 10, angered from their loss in the Half Gexan War, Lucas and Jakob together bombed the entrance to the Gexan Capitol Building. This resulted in Ian and Sayori attacking Lucas and Jakob in the former's house in Elnour. During the fight, both Lucas and Jakob were killed, and Ian, Sayori, and later Luke, decided to begin a suit against them for war crimes.

### December 16–23: Penis Removals and Rolling Deep Nova Attack

On December 16, Alice and Luke's penises were violently removed in a chamber in the College of Evil Science. Later on the 17th, Sayori's penis was also removed, and Ian had half of his removed as well.

On the 18th, Nick lost his penis, and Ian lost an additional 49% of his penis, resulting in there only being 1% left. On the same day, Ian, after founding Rolling Deep Penises wtih Alice, bombed the PP-Max office in the Nova Technologies, hoping to eliminate competition. After the bombing, Ian proceeded to steal several items from the headquarters to use in their own penises.

On the 23rd, Doofenshmirtz and Goblin Zapata also lost their penises.

### December 24: Mark Rober Gifts

On December 24, as a part of early Christmas celebrations, Mark Rober placed several deadly glitter bombs disguised as presents at the homes of Alice, Ian, Jade, Nick, and Lucas, as well as one at a Solorigate store. While the traps at the Solorigate store and Ian's house were disarmed, the ones at Alice, Jade, Nick, and Lucas were activated, resulting in minor damage to their properties.

In addition to Mark Rober's gifts, Luke also left a killer rabbit in a present box outside Jake's house.

### December 27: Soooo Not Halal War

*Main article:* Soooo Not Halal War
On December 27, after Sayori accidentally stripped a log in Ian's home, Ian and Luke set out to bomb buildings in Western Sahara. However, this resulted in Sayori going back to Ian's home and burning it down, resulting in the ensuing Soooo Not Halal War. During the war, Sayori ended up dying, and was succeeded by popbob as the Führer of Western Sahara.

### December 28: Incursion War

*Main article:* Incursion War
On December 28, Hausemaster, having found out about popbob's leadership in Western Sahara, went on a mission to attack the country with help from Ian. Feeling threatened, popbob traveled over to Gravel Post and began a bombing attack. Despite doing much damage, popbob ended up dying, allowing Greater Gex and r/home to take over Western Sahara and establish the territory as a puppet state named the Kingdom of Donda.

On the same day, Ian also bombed the secret war bunker in Lucas' home using an end crystal.

### December 29: Cox Store Robbery

On December 29, Ian and Omni-Man together robbed the Cox Tower gift store, and hid the stolen items in the nearby Donda Dungeon. After Nick, the builder of the tower, noticed, Omni-Man and Ian staged an investigation to blame the robbery on Sayori and the Polarite government.

However, eventually Nick was lured to the Donda Dungeon, where he realized who the true cuplrits were. He later returned the items to the store on the 31st.

### December 31: Spilled Coffee

On December 31, Alice accidentally spilt her coffee from The Roost over the Syndicate Campus, resulting in nearby trees being set on fire. The fire later spread over to Central Park, although the damage was repaired by Jade shortly after. The fire was later classified to have been initiated by the Taliban.