Lost THX Tex Trailer: An Adult Swim Boxset

Warning: The following trailer contains graphic violence that may not be suitable for children. Viewer discretion is advised.

It took us another three hours. But we were finally at Granny's house to get the final part of the Eternal Flame to defeat Tex and The Horror Gang. Toppy, Dave, and I went into the house, and saw a fresh batch of homemade cookies, just sitting there.

"Those look delicious," said Toppy, licking his lips.

"Wait!" I said, suspiciously. "We can't trust anything! Those cookies could be poisonous."

"Come on, Kadin," said Dave. "Have one,"

"No, I don't like this," I said.

"We haven't eaten in three days," said Toppy. "I'm starving!"

"Well, if you guys wanna eat those cookies, I won't stop you," I said. "But I don't trust those cookies one bit."

"You want us to prove that everything's fine? Fine!" said Toppy, now having an angry red collar.

Toppy and Dave grabbed one cookie each and ate them in one go.

"See?" said Toppy. "They were fine!"

"OK," I said. "If you say so."

I grabbed a cookie as well and devoured it in one sitting. But at that moment, both Zurg and Granny saw us.

"You!" yelled Zurg, pointing his mop at us. "I've had enough of you three! Granny, get them!"

"With pleasure," said Granny, getting her bat out.

"Guys, run!" I said, eating more and more cookies.

Toppy and Dave complied and ran for the car. I, on the other hand, continued devouring as many cookies as I could, until I bit on a hard cookie, which was really the final part of the Eternal Flame. I grabbed the piece, right as Granny was about to hit me with her bat, and made a run for it. But Zurg tripped me over and pointed his mop at me.

"This is where your journey ends," said Zurg. "You're not gonna take this away from us! We will kill every single one of you. But I'm gonna give you two choices: Give up the Eternal Flame and we will spare your little girlfriend or die and we make your girlfriend into sushi. I'd say with her tail size, we could feed the entire country of Japan."

That statement really pissed me off. So, I karate kicked Zurg in the face and made a run back for the car. We drove away and put the last piece on the Eternal Flame. It formed into a glove and summoned yet another boxset. This time, it was for Adult Swim and the characters on it included Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin, Master Shake, Meatwad, Frylock, Rick, Morty, Homer Simpson, and Bender.

"You know the driil," I said.

We put the disc into Peter once again and a warning popped up:

"Warning: The following trailer was made to promote Rohan Horden's Tex and Zurg Trailer, despite the fact that Zurg was sentenced to mop floors for the rest of his life. This trailer contains violence. Watch at your own risk."

"Here we go," I said.

The trailer opened with a shot of space. Rick and Morty were flying in their spaceship, looking for evil to fight. But at that moment, Tex could be heard, laughing. Rick and Morty looked around in confusion.

"Um, Rick," asked Morty. "Do you get the feeling that we're being watched?"

At that moment, Tex appeared in front of them, holding his Multiverse Breaker.

"Hi there, mad scientist and his pet," said Tex.

"What's that you have there?" asked Rick.

"Oh, it's my Multiverse Breaker," said Tex. "Now, I can summon whoever I want from the multiverse to kill you."

"Kill us?!" asked Rick.

"Rick, do you know who that is?" asked Morty. "That's Tex The THX Robot. He's been killing innocent people for disrespecting his company!"

"That's right," said Tex, with a chuckle. "Now, TIME FOR THE T-MAN TO MAKE HIS CHOICE!"

Tex pointed his multiverse breaker at the sky and blasted it into the air. Thaddeus Bile, Randall, and Sonic. EXE were summoned.

"Hello, Ricky," said Thaddeus, holding a chainsaw.

"There's no one here to save you two," said Randall, with a chuckle.

"No. Please don't kill us! NO! NO! NOOOOO!" yelled Rick and Morty as they were massacred by Thaddeus.

All I could hear when the screen cut to black was Rick and Morty screaming and the sound of the chainsaw.

But the trailer wasn't over yet.

It cut to a shot of a kitchen. Frylock, Meatwad, and Master Shake were served on a plate.

"Where are we?" asked Frylock.

"I don't know," said Master Shake.

At that moment, an invisible figure lifted up the plate, causing Master Shake, Meatwad, and Frylock to scream in horror. That figure revealed himself to be Randall.

"Hello, food," said Randall. "We've got a hungry customer who's ready to eat you."

As you may expect, that customer was none over than Tex himself. Tex lifted up Master Shake and drank him. Master Shake screamed as he was being sucked down to the last drop. Then, Tex went for Frylock and Meatwad, who screamed as they were devoured by Tex.

"That was a tasty lunch, Handy Randy," said Tex.

But the trailer still wasn't over yet.

It cut to a shot of Quahog. Peter, Lois, Meg, Chris, Brian, and Stewie were in their room, watching TV.

"This show is garbage," said Peter. "I really don't get why they try to remake the classics. They really aren't as good as the original. You know who you are, Brezlin Moore."

"What?" asked Everyone.

"Nothing," said Peter.

At that moment, five different Texs entered the room. Everyone gasped as they saw the five robots standing there. Then, Mysterio entered the room.

"Hello, average family," said Mysterio. "We're gonna play a game. Which one of these is the real Tex?"

"I don't know," said Brian. "But let's see."

Brian touched one of the Texs and died instantly.

"Who's next?" asked the Texs.

"I am," said Meg.

"Shut up, Meg!" said Peter.

"Oh, what the heck," said Tex as the other four Texs faded away. "I'm the real T-Man! Mysterio here is just really good at hallucinations. You know what happens when you try to kill me?!"

"What?!" asked Lois.

"YOU GET A VISIT FROM THE T-MAN HIMSELF!" yelled Tex, as he pulled out a brisket scissor.

"This is worst than the time I was almost killed by The rock em sock em robots," said Peter, trying to cut to a cutaway.

But Tex sawed Peter into two with the brisket scissor. Peter screamed as he met his fate.

"His cutaway gags are super annoying," said Tex, holding the exact same gun that killed President Lincoln. "Now, it's your turn."

Tex shot Chris, Lois, Meg, and Stewie, as they screamed in absolute agony.

But the trailer still wasn't over yet.

It cut to Bender and Homer Simpson walking together in the THX logo room.

"Why did you bring me here, Bender?!" asked Homer.

"Relax! We'll be alright," said Bender. "We're just here to find the person or thing that might've kidnapped your family."

At that moment, four nooses fell down, containing the bodies of Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie hung on them.

"Guys, no!" said Homer, breaking down in tears. "I never asked for it to end like this!"

At that moment, Tex and The Rhino dropped down in front of Bender and Homer. The deep note played a little early this time and it contained the screams of Frylock, Meatwad, Master Shake, Rick, Morty, Peter, Lois, Stewie, Brian, and Chris. After the deep note stopped, Tex turned off Bender and threw him into a vat of water in the trap door of the X of the THX logo and looked at Homer.

"Hello, average joe," said Tex. "The Rhino is about to run you down."

"I don't care," said Homer. "I want to be with my family again. So, get your kill on."

"With pleasure," said the Rhino.

The Rhino charged at Homer and killed him instantly with his horn. Then, Tex looked at the screen and said:

"Hello, Adult Swim Fans. Sexy Texy now controls the multiverse. I can summon whoever I want to kill my victims. If you are ever afraid of me, my minions will kill you. Adios, amigos."

"The audience is listening" and "To be continued" appeared on screen, ending the trailer.

"We need to get to the graveyard, now!" I said. "If we revive Dr. Curtis Murtis, we can defeat Tex and end this!"

"Can we get a hotel first?" asked Topppy. "I'm tapped out for the night."

"OK," I said.

We found a really nice hotel and each of us got our own room. The kids stayed with me and Oceanna. After they went to bed, Oceanna and I went to the pool and had the best make-out session ever. I know, TMI. But wouldn't you brag if you were kissed by a mermaid?

I thought so.

Anyways, we were in the hot tub and we were discussing our journey so far.

"I can't wait for all of this to be over," said Oceanna.

"Me neither," I said. "I can't wait to get back to the three square meals a day and a minimum wage fast food job. I hated those things in the past. but that was because I took them for granted."

"What do you mean?" asked Oceanna.

"I was ungrateful because I'm a nobody," I said. "I wanted more for myself so I would stop being a nobody."

"You're not a nobody to me," said Oceanna. "You're a somebody. When we met, I knew there was something special in you."

"Thanks," I said.

"As soon as I get my sisters back, the first thing I'm gonna do is teach them the joys of being on land," said Oceanna.

"That will be awesome," I said.

We were about to kiss once again. But we heard a knock on the door.

"I'll get it," I said. "It's probably Toppy and Dave trying to watch us. You know how guys are."

I opened the door to the pool, and saw that it was Toppy and Dave. But it wasn't our Toppy and Dave. The Toppy I was looking at had red hair and a suit. The Dave I was looking at looked like Goku.

"Hello, Kadin," said the alternate Toppy.

Things were about to get out of hand!

(To be continued.)