Saxton Hale

The First One

## Description

*"Welcome to Mercenary Park!!!" ~ Saxton Hale*

**Saxton Hale** is a daring Australian, current/former President and CEO of Mann Co., and the star of many comics series. He is considered the fourth richest man in America. He was the sixth richest man in America, but surpassed the fifth by wealth and the fourth by killing him in a harpoon duel. His favorite pastimes include fighting, drinking, and battling with ferocious animals. In fact, most kids sleep with a teddy bear at night, but Saxton Hale sleeps with an actual bear that he tamed while in the Brazilian Jungles. His identifying features include a mustache, rippling muscles, a crocodile-tooth lined hat, and a patch of rotating chest hair shaped like Australia. He also refuses to wear clothes on his upper body "for obvious reasons".

Saxton is the most current male of the Hale family to take up the reins of Mann Co. since Zepheniah Mann left its ownership to loyal aide and tracker Barnabus Hale in his last will and testament. His boisterous presence is felt in all areas of the company, from the slogan *"We sell products and get in fights"* to Gorilla Wrestling Fridays – his attempt at employee morale building. He also fills out customer forms with tick-boxes to either intimidate any product-thieving rivals or commend new inventors submitting a new product idea to him. His inspiring image is also featured on numerous Mann Co. catalogs and promotional materials. He is known (and feared) for his belief in handling customer service issues personally, with his official policy being: *"If you aren't 100% satisfied with our product line, you can take it up with me!"*

Saxton Hale made his official SFM Debut in the Jungle Inferno promotional video. In said video, he is voiced by JB Blanc

Saxton Hale is aware of the Mann Co. Mercenaries fighting against multi-colored ponies from another universe which is why he ordered the modification of their weapons as well as the creation of new ones so they had a fighting chance. He himself steps in to fight the mercenaries when it suits him. But due to his busy schedule of running Mann Co and fighting ferocious animals, he can only do this during certain times of the year.

## Abilities

Saxton Hale's main mobility tool is **Super Jump**.

* Activation: **Secondary Attack** (Mouse2)
* Cooldown: 5s

Saxton Hale has access to **Weighdown**.

**Main Rage** Costs 100% rage. It is activated by the **Medic Call** key (E by default).

Nearby enemies within 800 HU are feared and slowed by 34% for 3 seconds.
This rage stuns sentries within 800 HU for 7 seconds.
Saxton Hale needs to receive ??? damage in order to get from 0% rage to 100% rage.
## Weapon Attributes

Killstreak Fists | +210% damage bonus
-30% reduction in push force taken from damage
-30% reduction in airblast vulnerability
Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on

## Miscellaneous

All of Saxton Hale's voice lines were made by Dreux Ferrano Jr. also known as DruoxTheShredder.

## Controls

* **LEFT MOUSE** fires your active weapon.
* Holding **RIGHT MOUSE** will charge the Super Jump.
* **CALL FOR MEDIC** (E) activates the **Main Rage**.
* **CROUCH** (Ctrl) will activate the Weighdown. (while mid-air and looking down)

## Music

**TF2: Jungle Inferno Soundtrack - Saxton's Dilemma**

**Team Fortress 2 Soundtrack | Mercenary Park**

**TF2: Jungle Inferno Soundtrack - Yeti Park**

## Quotes

*"The name's Saxton Hale! Australian, C.E.O. of MANN Co. and the man who's gonna burn this place to the ground!"* - Intro

*"Lets get this over with, there's a white shark waiting for me in my office!"* - Intro

*"welcome to the tutorial level!"* - Intro

*"What's the matter, girls? Don't you wanna live forever?"* - Intro

*"You just interrupted my breakfast steak. A crime you'll pay for with your lives!"* - Intro

*"patchouli oil, entitlement, poster board glue, smooth hands, HIIPPIIIIIIEEEESSS!!!"* - Intro

*"Fine! I'll beat them to death with my bare hands!"* - Intro

*"I'll buy your team out with my damn bare hands!"* - Intro

*"I'll endanger you like I've endangered hundreds of other animals!"* - Intro

*"We're going to need some ambulances. Let's go kill some hippies!"* - Intro

*"HIGHER!"* - Super Jump

*"Screw gravity!"* - Super Jump

*"Brave jump!"* - Super Jump

*"Hop!"* - Super Jump

*"**Saxton Hale!**"* - Rage

[Battle Cry] - Rage

*"Maybe you should buy a better weapon at Mann Co.?"* - Killing Spree

*"You just got signed by Saxton Hale's FIST!"* - Killing Spree

*"YOU DO NOT EXIST!"* - Killing Spree

[Laugh] - Killing Spree

*"Smash!"* - Killing Spree

*"There there, have an Eagle."* - Killing Spree

*"You are a dead man!"* - Killing Spree

*"You're dead, get over it."* - Killing Spree

*"You may be fast, but you can't outrun my fists!"* - Killing a Scout

*"You fight like a woman!"* - Killing a Pyro

*"Taste the explosive power of my fists!"* - Killing a Demoman

*"Are you really the strongest man on your team?"* - Killing an Heavy

*"Reading books don't win you fights! FISTS DO!"* - Killing an Engineer

*"Less building, more FIGHTING!"* - Killing an Engineer

*"You're not so smart cowboy!"* - Killing an Engineer

*"Your metal toys are no match for me!"* - Killing an Engineer

*"PROPERTY DAMAGE!"* - Destroying an Engineer's building

*"Real men fight! They don't heal."* - Killing a Medic

*"Jumping like a kangaroo won't help you!"* - Killing a Sniper

*"You may be Australian, but you're not even half the man I am!"* - Killing a Sniper

*"Feels like a razor!"* - Backstabbed

*"Was that pain or just a hippie on my back?"* - Backstabbed

[Chuckle] *"That tickles!"* - Backstabbed

*"Time to swat that mosquito!"* - Backstabbed

*"I eat spycrabs for breakfast, right after my steak!"* - Killing a Spy

*"Take that you sneaky bastard!"* - Killing a Spy

*"This watch was invented at Mann Co. specifically to kill you twice!"* - Killing a Spy

*"It's just you, me, and my bare hands."* - Last Man Standing

*"Fight like a MAN!"* - Last Man Standing

*"Give up or face Australian justice!"* - Last Man Standing

*"I cut my way out of primate hell!"* - Last Man Standing

*"Oh, I'm gonna beat the living hell out of him!"* - Last Man Standing

*"You picked a fight with the wrong man."* - Last Man Standing

*"Reader, if you thought the first two pages of my comic contained too much bare-knuckled excitement, then get ready to have your eyes break from widening in surprise and your comic-holding hands fall off your very arms when you get a look at the rest of the action-packed ish, starring me!"* - Last Man Standing

*"Noooooooooooo!"* - Defeat

*"NOOOOOoooooooooo...."* - Defeat

*"Saxton... Hale..."* - Defeat

*"Um... They were all hippies right?"* - Victory

*"My job is done, you're finished."* - Victory