Puggles/Quotes

Here is a list of quotes and catchphrases that Puggles has said throughout many of the show's episodes.

## Quotes

1. "Hi, I'm Puggles. But you probably couldn't tell because I am so good at blending in with the modern society."
2. "Have I ever steered anyone wrong?"
3. "What does it look like I do for a living?"
4. "Now that's more like it."
5. "Now that's what I'm talking about!"
6. "How much we talking?"
7. "Somebody ought to teach you a lesson!"
8. "Do everything I say, don't do anything I do. Got it?"
9. "You guys think you know everything! When was the last time we met again?"
10. "Let's find which one is the real deal."
11. "First, let's get a couple of things straight!"
12. "Do you really think so? Let's get real here!"
13. "Let me look this up."
14. "Let me get this straight."
15. "I like big budgets and I cannot lie!"
16. "Why is time important? Because the past is our present of the future."
17. "I promise you, you're not going to regret this!"
18. "Inflation. Everything's more expensive nowadays!"
19. "And we wouldn't settle for anything less. There's an art to being artificial."
20. "If I wanted a bunch of tires, I would have just filled in my gas tank!"
21. "Oh, I thought we were still making stuff up."
22. "Well, that just about wraps up this episode. Pun intended!"
23. "Is that a challenge? You don't think I can mess this up, huh? Let me give you a refill on that!"
24. "How else do you think I still have this job? Remember, one person's trash is another person's career."
25. "That's what they all say, but they never do. Take it from me. Now watch and actually learn!"
26. "Oh, please. You don't know the brakes from the gas pedals. Take it from me."
27. "Sticks and straws may break my flaws, but words will never hurt me. Sticks and stones are cause for drones, but words still never hurt me."
28. "Don't come crying, okay? The reason I look so good is because I work really hard at the gym eating chocolate all day, and then complaining about how big I look."
29. "Can we get into the fact that everything we say with 'no offense' is usually offensive? Like no offense, but you actually look way worse today. Just kidding, you look way better than expected."
30. "Well, I wouldn't be so quick to judge a book by any covers! Do you even know who I am?"
31. "Go ahead. If you even know what a spark plug is."
32. "Hey you there! Stop stopping my friends from coming in the way!"
33. "Now that's what I call repurposing with a purpose!"
34. "Either you start making sense immediately, or I keep going!"
35. "The richest of the rich, the lowest of the low."
36. "This is supposed to be a working hour, not a party in the USA."
37. "Wow, looks like they're definitely getting a run for their not-so-money!"
38. "Up-and-coming talent has to up-and-come from somewhere!"
39. "Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!"
40. "You know, chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool. With some basketball outside of the school. And you?"
41. "Sparkle bright like a crystal. Sparkle bright like a crystal. Sparkling bright like a crystal. We're wonderful, like crystals in the air."
42. "I wanted you all for myself. More than anyone will know. Make everyone's dreams come true. The only thing I want for the holidays is you. You, Mary."
43. "If you like them, then you should have put some gold on them. If you like them, then you should have put some gold on them."
44. "Why on Earth you lying? Why you always lying? Oh my gosh, stop freaking lying!"
45. "Hey, I just met you, and this is insane. But here's my number, so call me, perhaps?"
46. "Roses could be blue, violets could be red. It's all up to you. That's what I said."
47. "I've got the biggest arms, the greatest charm and I do the most harm. Now there's a new sheriff in town!"
48. "Pretty little not-so-liars. At least your pants aren't on fire!"
49. "You're more bombastic than a side eye, you know that?"
50. "Like a cupcake at a birthday for as long as I can remember..."

### Episode 103

1. "Big opportunities indeed!"
2. "That's right. For centuries, the peccadilloes have been the very symbol of intelligence. Ooh, shiny!"
3. "Oh no, now I'll have to talk to this one."
4. "Wait a minute, I know who to call."
5. "Of course I can talk."
6. "Get off of me, will you?"
7. "You got that right."
8. "Silver is good, gold is better!"

### Episode 106

1. "You know, some bunnies wear their glasses half-full. Other bunnies just see through the looking glass."
2. "Your boss looks like a fur-ball with glasses. I'll take it from here."
3. "I don't know. Why don't you ask the nerd with glasses? I'm sure she knows the answer."
4. "Maybe this will convince you to get contacts, you loquacious bunny rabbit. You know, the way you look in those annoying glasses of yours is an insult to all people!"