Kelson K. Keezer

*"I truly believe that the overreacting is blatantly transparent. I'm sure we can simply do the best that we can for the world, which is to protect our city from a colourful army of robot Lava Lamps or something like that."*
―Kelson K. Keezer to HB[src]
**Kelson K. Keezer** is a GraphX Corporation employee and a member of The Stupidity Squad, who prominently befriended Kurt Watts. Joining together with the other vigilante-stylized group's members, Kelson ultimately proceeded to help HB when The Stupidity Squad prevailed to stop Project VIRUS' uprising, by obtaining the Ultra Battery locked up within the Crystal Tower. With The Stupidity Squad hoping to obtain the Ultra Battery so Jeffery P. Keller and Dr. Harold could utilize it to power their machine to obliterate Project VIRUS' worldwide operations, Kelson stumbled upon the Kunzite Mafia, who The Stupidity Squad successfully defeated. With the mission complete, Kelson returned home with The Stupidity Squad.

## Origins

### Costume Pieces

* Cecilia Beanie (Purple Sticker and Antenna Decorations)
* Judge Dredd Hair (Brown Sticker)
* Adventurer Skin
* Button Eyes
* Aviatress Scarf (Light Purple Sticker)
* Tenth Doctor Coat (Purple and Pink Stickers with Purple Sackbot Eye Decorations)
* Sentinel Gloves
* Noah Trousers (Black Sticker)
* Marty McFly (2015) Trainers (Purple Sticker)

## History

### Joining The Stupidity Squad

Prominently befriending Kurt Watts, Kelson K. Keezer joined together with him to work under Jeffery P. Keller within GraphX Corporation, where they ultimately befriended HB. Sometime later, when HB proceeded to help protect his city regarding powerful, technological threats, he decided to bring himself, Kurt, and Kelson together to create The Stupidity Squad, his vigilante-stylized team that would undergo dangerous missions without being given permission by their city's Government. Unlike Kurt, who would become silently uncomfortable within the group, Kelson became very optimistic to help HB out. With The Stupidity Squad collaborating with GraphX Corporation to help protect the city, Kelson established the Emergency Protocol System within The Stupidity Squad's House so it could be known whenever Jeffery required their help.

### Project VIRUS' Uprising

*"OH GOD! IT'S HAPPENING! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!"
"Oh, stop being delusional! It's just the Emergency Protocol I installed last night."*
―HB and Kelson[src]

Whilst proceeding to help protect their city, The Stupidity Squad ultimately sought to get their information regarding powerful threats through reports provided by *TheDailyDiffer.net*, hosted by Thaddeus T. Thaddeus. There, they ultimately discovered the international criminal organization, Project VIRUS, which had been revealed to be concerningly uprising. When HB proceeded to worry regarding the world's potential obliteration, Kelson concluded HB to being completely overdramatic, telling him the best they could do to help their world is by protecting Craftington City. There, HB doubted the city would take The Stupidity Squad seriously, due to vigilantes being problematic despite their intentions to help, being irritated with how others have become popular, despite their true crimes.

Just then, the Emergency Protocol got initiated, prompting The Stupidity Squad to go to GraphX Corporation to respond to the problem. Visiting Jeffery P. Keller's underground laboratory, The Stupidity Squad were provided with their mission, which unfortunately involved Project VIRUS' uprising. When Kelson questioned the mission's objective, Dr. Harold told The Stupidity Squad their ultimate goal to steal the Ultra Battery locked up within the Crystal Tower, hoping to utilize its power to initiate the machine they developed, with enough power to obliterate Project VIRUS' worldwide operations.

### Infiltrating the Crystal Tower

*"Okay guys... So, how are we going to get inside? I mean, obviously, we can't just walk in, so we need to think of how we could possibly infiltrate the building unsuspectedly."*
―Kelson to The Stupidity Squad[src]

Joining together with The Stupidity Squad within their mission to obtain the Ultra Battery, Kelson journeyed to the Crystal Tower so they could begin their heist. Kelson proceeded to question how the group were going to get inside the Crystal Tower, obviously stating they had to infiltrate the building without being suspected by its criminal inhabitants. HB proposed to utilize a trusty emergency hammer to break the crystal glass with, but due to the potentially dangerous outcome, he ultimately considered to use the Freeze Juice instead. Kelson concluded it to be worth doing, persuading HB to go with this convoluted idea. Just then, The Stupidity Squad were launched to the Crystal Tower by the ice glacier created, causing them to continue throughout the beautifully-structured, though mysterious building.

### Confronting the Kunzite Mafia

*"Alright, who's the Crystal Man?"*
―Kelson to Edgar Voucher[src]

Proceeding to the second room so they could get to the Ultra Battery, Kelson ultimately stumbled upon the criminal organization overruling the Crystal Tower, the Kunzite Mafia, who were very unpleasant to discover the purple delinquents trespassing their property. With the group busted, HB proceeded to battle the criminal organization, with Kurt and Kelson prevailing to help. Kelson took out various Kunzite Mafia guards during the process, before prevailing to go to the third room, where they encountered the Kunzite Mafia's Leader, Edgar Voucher, who Kelson entitled to be the 'Crystal Man'. HB tried persuading Edgar Voucher to just simply concede, which would give The Stupidity Squad the opportunity to obtain Ultra Battery without problems, but Voucher seemed to be persistent to this idea, due to his shockingly convenient collaboration with Project VIRUS, which he concluded to be efficient to helping the Kunzite Mafia become more powerful. Unfortunately, The Stupidity Squad defeated Voucher, causing him to meet his demise.

### Possessing the Ultra Battery

*"Welp, that mission was easier than I thought it would be!"*
―Kelson to HB[src]

With the Ultra Battery under their possession, The Stupidity Squad proceeded to give it to Dr. Harold, who utilized its powerful energy to charge his ultimate machine that successfully obliterated Project VIRUS' worldwide operations, prompting The Stupidity Squad to complete their mission. Sometime later, The Stupidity Squad proceeded to go home, where Kelson concluded the mission to be easier than he thought. HB concluded this to be very obvious, due to The Stupidity Squad being their usual program to ultimately help protect their city. When HB vowed to continue The Stupidity Squad, Kelson deemed him to just being completely overdramatic just like before, but HB told him he was just trying to lighten things up.

## Relationships

	+ HB - Friend
	+ Kurt Watts - Best Friend
* Sarah Vioella - Friend
* GraphX Corporation
	+ Jeffery P. Keller - Boss
	+ Dr. Harold
	+ Val Franklin
	+ Fred Montz
* Project VIRUS
* Kunzite Mafia
	+ Edgar Voucher †
	+ Ingram
	+ Orlo
* Ethan Voss