Patty

Bitch.(By Pearlina)

## Appearance

Patty has the genes for the typical ideal female body: namely an hourglass figure combined with perfectly blonde hair, blue eyes and a skin that's just tan enough.. and yet she does her hardest to hide all that, namely dying her hair a loud shade of red, wearing magenta eye lenses and making sure she's muscular enough for her body to be not as conventionally attractive.

Her hair is always messy and on top of it lays the golden tiara of the family she despises, which is a set with her purple dress-like armour with golden accents, which consists of knee-length boots, a metallic miniskirt (whose plates move to let her run), two small layered gauntlets, a chest plate which conveys the illusion of "outrageous" undercleavage, among other parts. The Regalon gems are present all across her armour, namely on her chest, on her belt and on her knee pads.

## Creation

Patty started as a.. joke. Yeah, she started as a crudely made paint drawing by Hydro to parody how both his sona and DP Mario were pretty much just recolours.

As such, Patty originally had the name of DP Peach, DPP for short. She was near instantly characterized as a maniac who kept blowing stuff up. She was introduced to Roleplay on April 21st as part of the DP birthday RP, where she was characterized as an obcessive Yandere-like character who was currently dating the character of DP Mario. She was renamed to Patty not long after.

The first redesign came from DP as an attempt to change her design just enough from Princess Toadstool herself. This design wasn't too different, really, just "peach" with a red/cyan colour scheme and braids. One of the designs had brown hair. Hydro then redesigned her with apparently accidental Genocide Jack Infulences for DP's birthday as a gift. The design was practically identical, just more dettailed and drawn by somebody who was actually competent at arting.

Jully 24th was when DP started to consider the major redsign that would happen. This was when she stopped being a yandare and started resembling Undyne more than Genocider personality-wise. Here, she got shorter darker hair and an armour, as well as something resembling her current colour pallet. She also had trademark "Royal Bombs" that were practically bob ombs with crowns on them.

Patty's design was kept pretty much the same from then on, just with more and more polish and detail as well as slight tweeks here and there, like making her hair red and adding the Regalon gems. She recieved one final Mario-like redesign with rounder segments until she was thrown into DP's normal style. During these last processes, Patty gained the ability to do magic.

## History

### Early life

Patty was created in a tube so her mother wouldn't have to ruin her own figure with the unthinkable act of pregnancy and also so she'd be the perfect princess. As she doesn't look much like her parents, Patty was claimed to be an adopted relative despite being her mother's creation.

During childhood, she was forced into the typical princess lifestyle: look pretty, be polite, wave to the crowd, repeat. It was insufferable, but disobeying would lead to punishment and as such it was hard to step out of line. She always had a calling to go outside and explore, to the point where camping was her biggest wish for most of her childhood, and yet she could hardly leave the Regalon palace.

One day, though, she realized that she wouldn't be punished if she rebelled behind her mother's back. She hadn't even reached teenhood when she started sneaking out the house and exploring her passions. Words cannot describe how happy she felt for finally having some freedom. For once, she could just do whatever she wanted like a true kid...

Until she went missing.

After a month of sneaking out, she decided to live her dream and go camp for once in her life, mother be screwed.. but she was caught not even two days in. She had the biggest smile on her face when she told her mother how there was nothing to be scared of, after all, and yet the expression on the Queen's face showed everything but fun, not saying a single word.

Patty was warped back to the castle in seconds, her body twisting to use a spell against her own will. The moment she and Queen Alexandria were alone was when the punishment started. It was as if every gem in her pretty little princess outfit dug itself into her body, turning pitch black as it drained Patty as much as it radiated highly painful waves of magic into her body. It repeated itself, over and over as if it was an organ desperately pulsating to stay alive. Patrisha would have blown off her vocal cords screaming had her mouth not been magically sealed shut.

Something in her snapped that day, and her love for her mother was gone in seconds.

Patty refused to obey from then on. She'd been through her mother's worst once and gotten out alive, she'd do it again if she had to. From then on she fully dedicated herself to spreading her hate and tarnishing the Regalon name, hoping to some day take all of her mother's power from under her feet and maybe someday make her go through as the pain she forced a mere child to endure.

### Main Story

Patty remained friendless for most of her childhood. When you're home schooled, are seen as a public embarrassment by the high class and have so much anger in you, it's particularly hard to befriend people.

Still, she made one friend in Dylan. They met not too long after The Incident, bonding over burnt toast and some old cartoons he snuck into the castle. She was only really happy whenever he was around, as she hated being alone with her thoughts.

While the main plot isn't solidified yet, Patty isn't surprised to learn about her mother's conspiracy and the many people she's ordered to kill.

She eventually leaves the kingdom with Dylan and Mari to find out more and is fuming upon learning it's played off as an heroic act, Queen Alexandria faking love for her daughter to the point of calling her a heroine. Even if she knew it was fake, though, it stung like hell when she learnt that her own death had been faked and she'd be borderline replaced not long after. Patty crumbled that day, blowing up into an unconsolable crying mess and throwing away everything that had belonged to the royal family. She hated the Queen, but she was still her mother and she was somehow even more heartbroken than when The Incident happened.

Patty didn't speak with anyone for the following days.

Eventually, though, she began to open back up and was convinced to hold her life secret until they had enough proof to overthro-

The Watcher was after her.

It meant Queen Alexandria knew Patty was alive, and near.

She only didn't kill him because he fled.

The trio eventually met with Pearlina, who was surprisingly on board with the whole 'make the old wench suffer' plan, but Patty resented her and was openly hostile to her for most of their time together, eventually developing a healthier rivalry with time.

The day of Pearlina's coronation was when the crew decided to strike, to make life better for everyone by taking Alexandria down once and for all..

But Dylan wouldn't let her.

After so long, after coming so far, after doing so much and going through everything together, her own best friend was the only one between her and freedom. It didn't matter if he'd lose his job and his family's stability, she's been through too much to give up. It was between freedom or friendship, and she had pushed into her choice long ago.

She wouldn't kill him.

Not that she couldn't - her anger was enough to overpower his training - but she cared too much to kill someone she'd loved so deeply. For how angry and betrayed she felt, part of her knew Dylan was only doing what he did to protect his little sister - lord knows what she'd do to have gotten a sibling like that at Mari's age - and she couldn't bring herself to hurt him further.

So she ran and crashed the ceremony. Pearlina did her part of the plan, and Alexandria was no more. It wasn't as satisfying as she had dreamt of.

### Post-Story

Even after overthrowing the government, Patty knew ruling a Kingdom wasn't for her and as such left it for her new sister to handle.

She and Mari shared a bedroom in the no-longer-Regalon palace (said room was massive and allowed for like 15 beds) as the dust settled. It was hard telling the ~~child~~ young teen about her brother's true colours, but to Patty's surprise Mari had already sort of deciphered most of it on her own during the past year. The three girls became closer over the following year, with Pearlina taking them to do normal teen stuff, Patty bonding with the new Queen over fashion and with the new Royal Mechanic over musicals, and Mari just being happy to be an equal for once. Even if the royal money was more than enough to never have to work again, Patty decided that it was super boring and decided to explore a career in fashion designing as well as personalised armour and weapon construction.

Dylan was nowhere to be seen for almost a year. He quietly returned one day as a cloaked figure knocking on the doors of the Palace, barely even recognizable as he looked like he'd been sleeping on the woods for months. He was greeted with a tear-filled hug from Mari as well as a snarky yet warm welcome from the new Queen who told him that neither of the the two were the one needed to talk to the most.

Patty was warned of his arrival by Pearlina and mentally prepared herself for what he could say to her and what she'd say to him in response.

Turns out they both felt deeply guilty about what had gone down, with Patty understanding why he did what he did and Dylan having burnt The Watcher's cloak, not wanting to ever cause as much pain as those he'd seen in the eyes of who had once been his best friend. They hugged after a few awkward interactions and made up once and for all. Still, Patty never lets him forget about that time she "beat his ass to hell and back twice in a row" and how he almost stopped the best thing to happen to the country in recent history from taking place.

Patty's romantic situation is currently undecided, but she did feel particularly strongly towards Dylan before their fight. Even after making up she decided to never pursue him, but she wouldn't be opposed to dating someone else.

## Abilities and Weapons

### Physical

* Patty has a sword nicknamed the "Ball Buster" to piss people off. It's almost as large as she is tall and almost heavier than her needing both hands to swing it around but resulting in very satisfying swings that crush more than they slice.
* She's also very physically fit, having been engineered to have more strength, speed and resistance than any non-magical person. Combining this with her constant physical activity, she hits deceivingly hard.

### Magical

* Patty had to learn a spell in order to not get thrown off the kingdom, so she chose to learn how to create and use a ***Pocket Dimension.***
	+ The way this spell works is that she can snap her fingers to capture anything (note: it has to be a thing; can't be alive) and store it inside a separate realm. The thing will then be cloned and spawned as many times as she wants as if from thin air.
	+ She usually uses this with bombs, but will occasionally make an exception for food and water.
		- If she uses it on water ***run.***

## Trivia

* Patty was made fully optimized, meaning that beyond her "perfect" genes she also excels at any task she puts her mind to. As an example, she has perfect pitch despite never having learnt any instrument. Additionally, she has perfect memory, be it visual, auditory or sensory, much to her displeasure.
* Patty has scars from The Incident all over her body, which roughly resemble birth marks. She hid them for years as she couldn't stand to look at such reminders but eventually she accepted them as a reminder of the first war she won.
* She has an unnaturally fast metabolism, meaning she's never really full. This works in her favour as she loves eating.
* Patty's pansexual, caring more about personality than genitals and discussions with homophobes will usually end up with them deeply uncomfortable after being asked, in detail, why they care about dicks that much.
* Despite what she may say, Patty's a virgin. The only reason she says otherwise is to tarnish her reputation.
* Patty used to have an obsession with animated musicals and very much had an "evil fantasy queen" phase as a kid.
* Her favourite snack are smoothies of any kind. She sheds a tear anytime she has to throw it at someone or pour it over herself "for the bit".
* If Mari's the Tumblr girl Patty's the Vine girl. No i will not elaborate.
* DP owes like half of her to Hydro like seriously you have no idea how much the guy helped-

## Gallery

The PipelineRun.Korno never ended up editing her :(Continuing the trend...DPP becoming real...I have no idea who continued this.