Chieftain Kyntire

## Relations

### Friends

Cairngorm The MacWomble The Terrible, Chieftain Fashven, Robert MacWomble, Culvain, Nessie, Ross, Cromarty, Ayrshire, Perth, Jennifer MacWomble, Dundee, Glen Coe, Glen Coe (Highlands Burrow), Dundee (Cairngorm’s mother), Glasgow (Glasgow Burrow), Fort William, Glasgow, Macallen, Dublin, Galway, Cairngorm’s Juvenile Soldiers, Montreal (born 1396), Ottawa (born 1398), Great Uncle Alaska, Great Uncle Antarctica, Great Uncle Siberia (born 1039), Great Uncle Bulgaria, Tobermory, Madame Cholet, Miss Adelaide, Great Uncle Universe, Great-Great Aunt Thessaly, Shansi, Alderney, Tomsk, Bungo, Orinoco, Wellington, Stepney, Obidos, Cairngorm The MacWomble The Terrible, Botany, Yellowstone, Ironbridge, Great Uncle Vladivostok, Dalai Gartok, Great Uncle Congo, Uncle Argentina, Hercules, Galloway (Brighton burrow), Hartlepool, Runcorn, Liverpool (Gwent Burrow), Banbury, Great Uncle Pangea, Paris (Newcastle Burrow), Great Uncle Euphrates, Great Aunt Ontario, Great Uncle Greenland, Great Uncle Athens, Great Uncle Warsaw, Great Saskatchewan (born 1245), Great Uncle Servile, Great Aunt Gdańsk, Great Uncle Castile, Great Uncle Siberia (born 1378), Great Aunt Penrith, Great Aunt Verona, Great Uncle Madrid (born 1480), Great Uncle Patigonia, Great Uncle Tierra Del Fuego, Great Uncle Helsinki, Great Uncle Coventry, Great Uncle Wolverhampton, Great Uncle Bulgaria (born 1500s), Great Uncle Basque, Great Uncle Madrid (born 1625, Great Uncle Northumberland, Benbecula, Great Uncle Leicester, Penzance, Serengeti, Great Uncle Saskatchewan (born 1401), Great Uncle Dunedin, Onkel Bonn, Tante Lille, Great Uncle Saskatchewan (born 1600s), Great Uncle England, Great Uncle Africa, Honourable Cousin Tokyo, Great-Great Aunt Matilda Murrumbidgee, Livingstone, Reykjavik, Quetta, Great-Great-Great Uncle Hapsburg Von Hohenzollern, Great Uncle Rumania, Great Uncle Budapest,Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, Palestine, Gaza, Paris (born 1946), Didcot, Tintagel, Düsseldorf, Penzance (born 1133), Tavistock, Windsor, Exeter, Redruth, Coventry

## Political Offices

### Position1

Second Highest-Ranking Scottish Womble Chieftain

### Successor1

Position Vacant (next held by himself in March 2022)

### Position2

Second Highest-Ranking Scottish Womble Chieftain

### Predecessor2

Position Vacant (last held by himself in May 2021)

### Successor2

Incumbent

**Chieftain Kintyre** (born 1750) is a Scottish womble chieftain who currently resides at the Highlands Burrow. He is currently the second highest-ranking Scottish Womble Cheiftain, after Chieftain Fashven. Chieftain Kintyre is notable for his involvement in the 2019 Rescue of MacWomble, in which he ordered Robert The MacWomble The Terrible to rescue Cairngorm The MacWomble The Terrible from the planet the latter had been exiled on. Robert successfully rescued Cairngorm by utilising a large caber, which he used to break the forcefield, which had been installed by Matilda (Mrs Ineffable Magnificence), who had exiled Cairngorm. In May 2021, Chieftain Kintyre participated in the Scottish Wombles’ War, a war between the Government of Jerusalem and the Scottish Wombles. After the first engagement, the Scottish Wombles’ Attack on the Tel Aviv Burrow, resulted in a decisive victory for Jerusalem’s forces, the remaining Scottish Wombles, including Chieftain Kintyre, departed Earth for Utopia. Whilst on Utopia, the Scottish Wombles planned to overthrow Jerusalem, but were unsure of how to do so. On the 31st May 2021, the Scottish Wombles were approached by an agent of Jerusalem’s Government claiming to be a fellow Scottish womble, who claimed he had gained access to advanced technology that would enable them to overthrow Jerusalem’s Government. The Scottish Wombles agreed to return to Earth and use this technology against Jerusalem’s Government, so mounted an attempted invasion of Earth. Shortly after departing Utopia, all of the Scottish wombles, including Chieftain Kintyre, were killed by weaponry deployed by Tel Aviv, as had been planned by Jerusalem’s Government.

Chieftain Kintyre remained deceased for about nine months, until March 2022, when he, along with all of the other Scottish wombles, were reconstructed. Following his reconstruction, Chieftain Kintyre resumed his position of importance in Scottish Womble Society. In Summer 2022, Chieftain Kintyre presided over the 2022 Caber Tossing Championships and mediated between the competitors, amid allegations of cheating.