Scary Marlowe

*The following article contains spoilers for Season 2. Please listen to the season in its entirety or be warned!*

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**Theresa "Scary"** *or* **"Terry Jr." Marlowe** is a teenager player character in the *Quest* campaign. She is played by Beth May. Scary is the daughter of Veronica Marlowe-Stampler, the stepdaughter of Terry Stampler, and the grand-stepdaughter of Ron Stampler. She is a goth-punk seeker of darkness. Her character class is Warlock.

## Equipment and Attributes

### Abilities

* Charisma
* One with Shadows

### Spells Used

* Blindness/Deafness
* Charm Person
* Contact Other Plane
* Eldritch Blast
* Fireball
* Spider Climb
* True Strike
* Unseen Servant
* Vampiric Touch
* Wall of Fire
* Remove Curse
* Guidance
* Mass Suggestion

### Items

* Anagram Generator
* D.A.D.D.I.E.S. ID Badge
* The Drum Major Baton
* The Kellogg K'nife
* The Root of All Evil

## Personality

At the start of Season 2, Scary is dramatic, cold, and aggressive, insulting her stepdad Terry with little to no filter, and comparing herself to a dead bug on a car window.

Scary regularly refers to herself as dark and misunderstood, and it is implied that much of her behavior is done to garner attention or sympathy from those around her. In particular, Scary regularly complains about her stomach hurting, which is eventually revealed to have been a lie for attention.

During Scary Movie 2, the doppelganger Scary reveals that she may be hiding things, saying her favorite color is actually pink, that she misses soccer, and that she does care about her stepdad Terry. It is uncertain whether this is real and drawn from Scary's memories, or if the doppelganger is portraying Scary inaccurately. The real Scary says that it might not all be wrong, but tells Terry to go away nonetheless, which she seems to regret.

During Pop Punk, Scary expresses concern for Terry when he tells her he is going to die, and she makes an effort to keep that from happening while feigning an air of indifference, showing she does still care for her stepdad somewhat.

When Willy returns, Scary begins to prefer him over everyone else, perhaps due to the way he favors her as her patron, but also due to how he contrasts with her stepdad Terry, and has a "punk rock", uncaring attitude.

Due to Willy's influence, Scary becomes gradually more aggressive towards her friends, frequently lying to them and going against their wishes, even participating in the murder of Pepperoni Tony. This culminates in Scary lashing out at her friends during Halt and Catch Fireball, heavily injuring them and nearly burning Normal's house down. During this scene, Scary temporarily puts on her sleeping cap to talk to Willy, and asks him for a hug, showing a bit of vulnerability. In response he laughs at her and tells her to wake up.

Link ultimately calms Scary down by telling her she doesn't have to care about anything, and she takes this advice, becoming more apathetic in the later episodes. In Ei8ht, we see Scary's birth father in the sloth layer of hell, who asks Scary for money. Ashamed, she rushes the boys to the next layer as fast as possible, and lies, saying her real father is much cooler. During An Extremely Goofy Episode, we see a bit of 12 year old Scary, who is much more enthusiastic, friendly, and awkward, asking if the boys are going to be her "best friends", she reverts to this persona at the end of Finding Tori, after looking into the Doodler's mind and developing "space madness"

## Relationships

### Lincoln Li-Wilson

***(Friend, Coworker, Husband)***

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### Normal Oak

***(Friend, Coworker, Husband)***

[insert desc]

### Taylor Swift

***(Friend, Coworker, Husband)***

[insert desc]

### Hermie Unworthy

***(Acquaintance, Husband, Scene Partner)***

[insert desc]

### Willy Stampler

***(Former Mentor, Current Enemy)***

[insert desc]

### Terry Jr.

***(Stepfather)***

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## History

### Early life

"Hi! What's up everybody? Oh my gosh, are you guys gonna be my best friends?" - 12 Year Old Scary to Lincoln, Normal and Taylor

[insert desc, largely everything we know of her pre-Terry Jr.] [Need to fact check this] Before Terry Jr started dating her mother, Scary was an excitable preteen, who would do just about anything for praise/attention. When she was twelve, she could be described as energetic, joyful and happy. She was also the star of the soccer team at her school, and her best friend was her mother. We saw some of younger Scary, AKA Terry, when Scary was rendered insane.

### Joining D.A.D.D.I.E.S.

[beginning the adventure with the team, including things like Erica and the two Scary's incident] Scary was one of the least hesitant of the group when it came to the decision to join D.A.D.D.I.E.S, and was fine with the violence it entailed.

The first incursion

### The Earth Realm

[When they go to the earth realm, with a small amount of detail on the black parade, just so there aren't any gaps in the plot]

### With Willy

[Focusing on her leading up to and the aftermath of the death of Pepperoni Toni]

### Rejoining the Group

[Around the end of the Hell section and current things]

### Terry Marlowe

[insert desc, current plot as of insanity]

## Season 2, Episode 1: Dungeons and D.A.D.D.I.E.S.

Veronica Marlowe-Stampler and her husband, Terry Stampler, arrive at San Dimas High School with Theresa "Terry Jr." Marlowe in tow. Terry Jr. refuses to respond to her mother until she calls her "Scary", frustrated that she's become a "junior" after her mother married her husband Terry. He offers her a lunch, but she rebuffs him. Scary leaves the car in a huff, but tries (unsuccessfully) to recover the lunch that Terry leaves for her without being seen. The soccer team descends on her to beg Scary to return to the soccer team. She brushes them off and leaves for detention.

After 3 hours of detention, Scary, Lincoln Li-Wilson, Taylor Swift, and Normal Oak are kidnapped from detention by a limo driver who tells them he has permission from their principal.

## Season 2, Episode 2: The Game of Life (Any% WR Speedrun)

Scary casts Unseen Servant and summons an iguana called Goth in a bid to set fire to the treadmill. However, it doesn't stop The Runner and she puts Link, Scary, and Taylor into the simulation and challenges them to reach $1 million in a new record.

Scary remembers having seen the airbag deploy spontaneously in a self-driving vehicle and convinces the driver to let her into the driver's seat, causing the airbag to hit her chest when it deploys. She then sues the car manufacturer for her injuries and sexual harassment and wins $1,00,000 in the negligence case. However, the lawyer takes 40% which puts her down to $600,000. She then hires an elderly Billie Eilish to help her produce a hit single, *Scorpion Slut* (under the name of her band *Butthole Ricochet*) and quickly accrues $10M in royalties, breaking the record.

## Rad Facts

* Episode 1: Theresa "Terry/Scary" Marlowe (Beth May) is a former soft-spoken daydreamer now turned rebellious goth after meeting her new stepfather, Terry Stampler.
* Episode 2: Her guidance counsellor suggested Scary write letters to Terry. So far, all she's done is left passive-aggressive post-it notes around the house about how he keeps washing her black clothes and making them faded, and how he threw away a couple of safety pins she was using as earrings.
* Episode 3: Scary is left-handed.
* Episode 4: Last episode, she found Terry Jr's note to self that says "What do you do when your arm itches?" and thought it was some kind of cool code, so she's been working on it. So far she's plugged it into several anagram generators but has nothing concrete yet.
* Episode 5: Scary's first crush was on the evil penguin in The Pebble and the Penguin.
* Episode 6: She can't play guitar, so she's trying to secretly worm her way into a guitar lesson from the orchestra teacher. She decided to start playing the cello because she figured she could fit a guitar in a cello case, but her parents eventually caught on.
* Episode 7: She's the head of the Students For Realism In Fiction initiative (SUFFER).
* Episode 8: Last year, Scary really wanted to get a tongue ring and her mom said no, so to simulate it, she put a binder clip on the end of her tongue but cut the circulation off and had to go to the nurse's office with a blueish black tongue.
* Episode 9: Her favorite color is Mole's Breath from Home Depot.
* Episode 10: Scary is an Ophiuchus.
* Episode 11: Scary drinks black coffee. She does not use sweeteners. When people aren't looking, she sneaks a lot of sugar in there.
* Episode 12: In Episode 11, Scary was Doodlerized (but not really. It was more like a pod-person situation). Therefore, she really *isn't* like the other girls and warlocks.
* Episode 13: When she played soccer, Scary's nickname was "The Waterfall." This is because, the one time she played goalie, she cried the entire time (despite doing objectively well as goalie).
* Episode 14: The closest Scary and Terry Jr. ever got to bonding occurred when Scary's mother and Terry Jr. were just beginning to date. Terry Jr. gave her some strawberry lemonade lemonade, but called it "demonade." Unfortunately, he wanted to watch Fly Away Home, which Scary considers "papaganda" (meaning father-based propaganda).
* Episode 15: Scary often dreams about the merch she will sell when she's a world-famous big band punk rocker. One of the merch items she thinks about is pre-torn and pre-shredded pants with Velcro so you can please and fool your mother. She calls them the Tear-Up Flare-Ups.
* Episode 16: The only part-time job Scary ever had was a lemonade stand she ran when she was ten. She didn't sell anything because she was too aggressive.
* Episode 17: Scary also worked at a VHS and CD store, but was fired immediately for caring more about the playlist than taking care of customers.
* Episode 18: The metal concept album about the adventures with their friends will be called "The Calzone Killas."
* Episode 19: Scary's favorite goth joke is "How did the Goth kid break up with his girlfriend? He sang her You are My Sunshine." Scary loves that joke because she hates You are My Sunshine.
* Episode 20: Scary's favorite word in English is the word ache.
* Episode 21: Scary still plays the Wordle. She loses almost every time because her six guesses are always the same. Awful, angry, annoy, cruel, gross, inane. She has gotten it right six times.
* Episode 22: Despite being a star soccer player, she has never been injured playing, although she wishes she had.
* Episode 23: The worst injury Scary has ever had was slamming her finger in her locker door when someone called her "Terry" at school.
* Episode 24: Scary has never met her step-grandfather, Ron Sampler, but heard from Terry Jr. that Ron disappeared at sea and is presumed dead.
* Episode 25: Scary's least favorite song is the birthday song, because people will just join in like sheeple.
* Episode 26: During the two months that all the teens were watching anime with Tony Pepperoni, Scary was writing all the lyrics to her band's forthcoming album.
* Episode 27: Scary considers the past 48 hours to be the best of her life since Terry Jr. joined her family.
* Episode 28: Scary's favorite sound is the sound of silence, followed by a slight chuckle, followed by, "Oh, okay." This is the sound of when you've hurt someone's feelings with a joke.
* Episode 29: Scary's fact is a poem about how she felt last episode: i'm writing this in my head, no pen. // the pain in my hand is a ten out of ten. // hand, or should i say, lack thereof, // the fires of hell fit like a glove. // ten pain? zero friends. // twenty-two take the pitch. // i'll win this game faster // than y'all said bitch.
* Episode 30: Scary's favorite animal is the pied flycatcher.
* Episode 31: Up until at most a year ago, Scary's teachers' comments on her report cards have all been the exact same thing: "A pleasure to have in class." Before then, the comments would vary, but now they all say the same thing.
* Episode 32: Her favorite genre of music is Kidz Bop, as nothing is darker than a child singing the lyrics of Closer by the Chainsmokers or Toxic by Britney Spears.
* Episode 33: Scary's favorite beverage is decaff earl gray tea.
* Episode 34: Scary has never watched/heard/consumed comedy.
* Episode 35: Terry likes scary movies sometimes.
* Episode 36: Terry likes spicy food.
* Episode 37: Terry doesn't really like poetry. But she loves Shel Silverstein's work, such as Monsters I've Met.

## Trivia

* She's Beth May's first girl playable character that is in a main quest.