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Easter egg hunt

On April 12 (*Easter Day*), 2020, SideHoeJoe planned and hosted a server-wide Easter egg hunt. The idea for a server egg hunt was conceived by DrybonesJake and SideHoeJoe a few days before Easter Sunday and a stage area was constructed on the border in Key-chain near the border with JoeVille. The egg locations were mostly centered around Bahama-Pajama and Key-chain.

The event was recorded by DrybonesJake in a video uploaded to his y0\_Tube channel.

## Participants

* augurkeychain
* bnbranson
* DrybonesJake
* MadHatter8472
* Mr\_Muogu
* ninlegend
* TrackPad\_Tommy

## Prelude

During the preparations for the egg hunt, DrybonesJake built a stage in the City of Key-chain at the corner of Oregon Ave and Joey Road. The stage was constructed from oak planks, oak logs, and a few blocks of dyed wool for decoration. Two identical images of Zipper from *Animal Crossing* were displayed as the backdrop, which tied in with bnbranson's role in costume as the Easter bunny. DrybonesJake also built pixel art of a purple Yoshi egg as well as a desk directly beneath it which was manned by a skeleton who would provide information on the egg hunt, which was also on Oregon Ave.

## Egg hunt

### Opening ceremony

While scheduled for 8:00 PM EST, the egg hunt began several minutes late in order to accommodate the late arrivals. After the participants had arrived at the staging grounds, SideHoeJoe took the book from the desk beneath the Yoshi egg to read aloud to them:

> Welcome to the first annual egg hunt on Key's SMP Minecraft Server! Find eggs hidden around all over the towns. Whoever finds the most gets a special prize! What is that prize? You'll have to find out tonight!
> –The Easter Bunny
>
>

Shortly after reading the text, bnbranson made a surprise entrance by breaking through the back of the stage dressed as Zipper. After some commotion, it was revealed that MadHatter8472 would be represented by Brown Town instead of his native settlement of Potiri in Ezra's Land due to concerns about high visibility in a flat sandy area. The "eggs" were then revealed to actually be sea pickles. Bnbranson then revealed his identity as the Mugger.
Rambunctious man

The **Rambunctious Man** refers to a large set of anomaly reports of a strange man reported to be seen around Augeria, specifically New Drybone. Not much is known about the man but according to DryboneJake, he reportedly stalked him and attempted to attack him, braking into his personal home and hiding within it.
Nihilia

**Nihilia** is the name of the area which the predecessors of the Augerian settlers are considered to have come from prior to their arrival at the Tribe and forming the Biggie Baggers ethnic group.

## Meta

Nihilia was the name of the continent on the previous server Augurkeychain hosted. The continent was named by Bnbranson and means "land of nothing" in Latin.

## Multiverse theory and the AAOAM

On November 21, 2020, a portal appeared on the second floor of Independence Hall in New Drybone which when entered transports one to what appears to be Nihilia as it was last left by its inhabitants. The cause of the portal's manifestation is being investigated by the AAOAM.
Mob Drop

Mob Drop's official posthumous portrait.

**Mob Drop** (d. March 28, 2020) was bnbranson's donkey. As his pack mule, Mob Drop assisted in the construction of the Courthouse to such a degree that he became highly regarded to the point where it is said that the foundations of justice in Augeria rested on his back. He was later murdered in a chase between law enforcement and One\_Eared\_Kid when a stray arrow delivered by Officer MadHatter8472 mortally wounded Mob Drop. In the aftermath of the murder of Mob Drop, One\_Eared\_Kid was exiled for several months, and the police force was completely dissolved.

## Biography

Mob Drop's origin is unclear and unknown, however he came under bnbranson's care very early on in Augerian history.

## Death

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During the trial of One-Eared Kid, Mob Drop was grazing on the outskirts of what is today the City of Key-chain. After the trial became a criminal pursuit, One\_Eared\_Kid would lead the police to the direction of Mob Drop before putting him in the direct line of fire with law enforcement. Officer MadHatter8472 would deliver the fatal shot that resulted in the death of Mob Drop. One\_Eared\_Kid was then promptly exiled from Augeria for several months, leaving his properties in Key-chain under state control. The murder also led to a large push to dismantle the police force as it was not deemed necessary anymore, and eventually led to the resignation of MadHatter8472. He has never been charged with the murder of Mob Drop both legally and informally.

Mob Drop was buried next to an acacia tree several blocks northeast from his place of death in what is now the docks at Jujumanjimania.

An obituary written by SideHoeJoe remains in the chest under the tree by his resting place.

## Legacy

The Carmaul settlement of New Mobdropium was named in honor and in memory of Mob Drop.

Inside the Courthouse, in honor of Mob Drop's service to the judicial system of Augeria, the bench is engraved with "In Memory of Mob Drop – The Foundation of Justice"

Mob Drop was later venerated as a saint by the Augerian Orthodox Church.

### Major shrine

Statue of Mob Drop, Carmaulgargantuania, Bahama-Pajama Union
Key's SMP

**Key's SMP** is the name of the Minecraft server founder Augurkeychain and his friends play on. Most of the server's land area during season 1 was under the jurisdiction of the Augerian Federation.

## Background

Several of the core members of Key's SMP had previously had several Minecraft servers dating back to at least three years before **Key's SMP** began. In order, the servers include Mount Dookie, Woolwater, an unnamed and lost 1.13 SMP server, Nihilia, the Tribe, and Augeria, Keychania, and most recently, the yet-to-be-named Season 3.

### Season 1

Key's SMP was started by Augurkeychain in February 2020. It lasted for about one year until it was closed in 2021.

By the start of the new year, in 2021, with real-world openings of public spaces, and relaxing orders from the United States government, in addition to the Key's SMP player base moving onto other games like Valorant, people began to be less active on the server to the point where there were zero players online on average at any point, prompting augurkeychain to shut the server down to little fanfare.

### Season 2

Key's SMP was returned back online with a new IP and a whitelist in December of 2021. This season, later called Keychania, brought back some old faces and introduced new players to the server. However this server, simply known as Key's SMP, would meet a similar fate to Season 1 and be shelved by late 2022. The world file, unlike Augeria, was lost to time.

### Season 3

Season 3 began on a whim upon Augurkeychain's return from Boston, MA. The server is now being locally hosted on an unused laptop with a broken display he had laying around.

## Players

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HystericalModel

HystericalModel, also known as Raff, is a friend of SideHoeJoe. Previously living north of New Drybone in a house along the river while developing North Green Top Society. Raff nopw lives in a new base being built in Youngin Beach at the tail end of Melancholy Hill.

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Fiume d'Isola

**Fiume d'Isola** (English: River Island, Median Slavic: Рєка Остров, *Rěka Ostrov*) , also called **Joe's Island** is an island in Media located east of the Meadows District. It is also a federal district of Media and is the easternmost district of the country. It is currently governed by SideHoeJoe. Little Slice currently resides on the island as well.

During the Battle for the End, it acted as a rest stop for travelers from Poland and Media to resupply and arm themselves.

Eventually settlement moved towards the southern side of island where a more compact and sprouting community developed. Businesses such as Sheepfold Shane's popped up.
Thalia Camp

Tally (by Sera, Lillian, Simone, Harold)

Lillian Chancellor (grandmother)

Alfred Camp † (grandfather)

Harold Chancellor (step-grandfather)

Sera Camp (aunt)

Noelle Camp † (aunt)

Bea Camp (aunt)

Samuel Camp (uncle)

Elisa Camp (cousin)

Andrew Frale (cousin)

**Thalia Camp** is a character in The Story Universe. She's the daughter of Francis and Athena (Devlin) Camp, the niece of Sera Camp, and the close friend of Simone and Katie -- the latter of whom she used to bully.
Dirt Village

The **Dirt Village** is a small settlement located along the banks of the Carmul River, once the home of Raff.

## Geography

Dirt Village is located north of New Drybone, for much of it's history the village was very isolated and rural. Since the building of Indpendence Hall however, it has been connected to the main roads of Bahama-Pajama.

## History

The Dirt Village was created as the home of Raff, a mythical entity who was once purported to be a Key's SMP player and friend of SideHoeJoe. It is said that players who traveled to the village often returned with stories of great ritualistic celebrations called "**Raffmas**". It is unknown whether these celebrations occured in Winter because of the local climate of the Dirt Village, so many place them around the time of the Summer solstice. There is much controversy surrounding the term Raffmas, as it is also purported that Raffmas is not a kind of holiday but rather an entire singular entity in itself. To this day, nothing other than rumors and "folktales" are known.
Dutch East Indies

An overhead view of the colony

The Dutch East Indies is a colony situated east of Carmaulgargantuania. It is a small settlement located on a peninsula surrounded by the Great Sea and the Eastern Desert. Once the home of bnbranson, it now lays deserted and under *de-facto* Carmauli control.

## History

Prior to colonization, the peninsula allowed for the growth of a small village settlement, inhabited by native Carmaulis. The first official recorded landing by bnbranson was on Feburary 24th 2020. What remains of colonial settlement is a small modified fishing hut on stilts near the far end of the shore, where bnbranson once lived.
McFlurry Memory Mural

The mural as seen from JoeVille.

The **McFlurry Memory Mural** is a collaboration project made by the JoeVille Pixel Arts Program including an edit of the rulers and inhabitants of Augeria alike. Artist SideHoeJoe grew and expanded on the project over time. Its current iteration was completed and put up on May 2, 2020.
Fallen Hero M.D.

**Fallen Hero M.D.** is the title of SideHoeJoe's obituary for Mob Drop. The original manuscript is currently found in the chest under the tree by his resting place.

## The text

The book reads as follows:

> Dom has killed mob drop. The things I've seen, even the things i done have never been as bad as watching mob drop die to an arrow. A very untimely death due to incompetence and outright brutality. 2 minutes hadn't gone by before it started to rain. God was simply showing his tears. As we cried as a collective, the town including all of its inhabitants, animals, and even God himself, a memorial was put up overlooking the sunset.
> Mob Drop was known for his commitment to building his community and helping it become a better place, his intricate mind and how much he loved exploring the beauty of life, and his hospitality towards the people in his surrounds. Not to mention his generosity and overall happiness for his life under bnbranson's care.
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The fourth page of the book contains a drawing of a heart shape with a header that reads "Mob Drop", and a footer that reads "We miss you <3<3".
EspipsE

**EspipsE**, also known as **Espi**, or **Michael** is a player on Key's SMP.

## Physical description

### Eye color

Black

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 GetOnMyBedrock •
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Black Mesa

Top down view

**Black Mesa** is the colloquial name for the area around the Badlands biomes located south of the main Augerian continent. It is currently accessible by sea as well as the Black Mesa Transit System.

## Etymology

The Badlands biomes were collectively named Black Mesa as a reference to the fictional research corporation featured prominently in the *Half-Life* series and its universe. The connection between the biome and the fictional Black Mesa may also have been bolstered by the fact that players on Key's SMP referred to Badlands biomes as a "mesa" biome.

## History

The Black Mesa area was discovered after several expeditions searching for a Badlands biome in order to gain easy access to terracotta resources. The northern half was discovered first, followed by the southern part after subsequent exploration. Since the Black Mesa was and is still the only major source of natural terracotta, much of the northern areas bear visibly affected terrain from terracotta harvesting.

### **JW-7820**

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In the northern part of Black Mesa, numerous geoglyphs shaped like the Latin letter *J* have appeared carved into the terracotta terrain. It is unclear where these had come from, with some non-scholars speculating that its origins are extraterrestrial. The unexplained carvings were designated the AAOAM code *JW-7820* by Dr. J.
The BG Transmission

The **BG Transmission** is a message attributed to notorious multidimensional criminal Barry Goldstein. It was directed to the AAOAM and Dr. J, who Goldstein claims is his brother. The message reads as follows:

> This is a message to the AAOAM and my brother Dr. J. I found the portal you left behind in your previous lab. Thanks to your recklessness my men and I have learned how to reverse engineer your portal technology. You failed to save Jacky sorrows, you failed to save Badluck Benales. Now im coming for you and the rest of the biggie baggers. I hope you enjoyed that virus I spread to your world, but the worst is yet to come. Give his highness my regards, theres a new jew in town.
> -BG
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YERAG

Old picture of YERAG taken by one of the miners

YERAG is a ghost found in the subway of The Daisuke Ikki

YERAG was found in the subway of The Daisuke Ikki when workers were mining when they began seeing odd shadows and things changing around them eventually seeing YERAG down the corridor they were mining out. Those workers were never seen again since that day. Many people thought it was a hoax and decided to check it out themselves resulting in many deaths and injuries. No one knows how YERAG got there or why he came to that area but it is advised to stay away from that area.

## Etymology

The word YERAG comes from a ghost hunting mission done by people in the area. The word "YERAG" was heard repeatedly from the spirt box, When saying the word into the spirit box it resulted in seeing YERAG at the end of the corridor flying towards the hunters.
FatBoii69420

**FatBoii69420**, also called **Zion**, is a player on Key's SMP. He is Jujuada's boyfriend.

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Jeffrey Oakland

**Jeffrey Oakland** is a character in The Story Universe. He's the Principal at Mayflower High School, known for being a dickhead and having an affair with Joyce.

## Jeffrey Oakland

### Aliases

Principal OaklandJeff (by Joyce, Cynthia)

### Relatives

Cynthia Oakland (wife)Joyce Williams (affair/baby mama)

Janice Oakland (daughter)

Angela Oakland (daughter)

Eric Oakland (son)

Lynn Williams (son)
Keychania

**Key-chania** is the name given to the world of Season 2 of Key's SMP.

## Locations

### Republic of Media

##### Media Proper

* The New Tenements
* Courthouse
* St. Michael the Archangel Orthodox Church and Slavic Cultural Center
* KCHN Radio Station
* Radio Tower
* Teddy Park
* Krusty Krab
* Big Cat Vapors
* Red Rocket
* Key-chain Complex
* Dripstone Manor
* Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria

#### Fiume d'Isola

* Joe's House
* Tuff Luck Library

##### Commonwealth of Saigon

* Saigon Docks
* Saigon Lighthouse
* Milano Manor

##### Kingdom of Birchland

* Castle Zada
* Zion's house ruins
Ricci's Hoagies

The exterior of Ricci's Hoagies

**Ricci's Hoagies** is a snug family sandwich shop open since the '20s known for its long list of hoagies including the 2016 and 2018 awarding winning Old Fashion Italian. Their hoagies are Made Fresh Daily with the Freshest and Tastiest Ingredients. Open Mon-Fri 8am to 3:00pm, Sat 9am to 3:30pm. The McFlurry Memory Mural is displayed on the eastern side of the building.
Carmaul River

The Carmaul river, highlighted in light blue. Lake Subriyetgardoga is highlighted in teal.

### Location

Northern Augeria

The **Carmaul River**, also known as the ***Carmaul Canal***, is major river located in Northern **Augeria.** It is a major and defining feature of Carmaulgargantuania, contributing greatly to the history and cultural development of the Carmauli people. The Carmaul is also a vital corridor of transportation and commerce to the surrounding areas.

## Etymology

The name Carmaul River derives from the indigenous Carmauli people who were documented living along it's banks and the surrounding area. The term "Carmaul" in itself is colloquial; a short-hand version of "Carmaulgargantuania", a term originating from the actual Carmauli language. The Carmaul River's source originates high in the mountains of the eastern frontier regions of Augeria, collecting in Lake Subriyetgardoga, near the **Dirt Village,** which then continues to flow into the **Great Sea** by extension of a thin man-made canal section, which is where the term "***Carmaul Canal"*** originates from.

## History

Since time immemorial, the Carmaul River has been used for fishing and transportation, as the surrounding land is home to deep forests and jagged mountains, hills, and tall grass savanna. It thus became a cradle for many communities and tribes. It is theorized that one of the northern tributaries of the Carmaul River was what allowed a prominent village to grow and later dominate the area, which many agree was where the original Carmauli people migrated from.

The early and young Bahama-Pajama Union greatly desired villagers to help populate the land and drive industry. Many expeditions were sent northwards to scout for any villages to raid. This frequent slave-trade help drive and promote the expansion and importance of the Carmaul River as an important trade corridor.

### **The Carmaul Canal**

The boom of the village slave trade lead to increased use of the river, and thus calls for increased infrastructure to support the transfer of villagers directly to the markets in **New Drybone**. During one expedition, after clashes with the natives, the need for a speedy and reliable passage to safety was needed, and a convenient path was cut through the thin, jagged fjords near the mouth of the river, to allow entrance to the **Great Sea** and passage through the **Bahama-Pajama River.** Although never officially commissioned, it remained a popular route and thus became an integral part of what is known today as the Carmaul River.

### **Carmaulgargantuania and New Mob-Dropium**

With the newly added Carmaul Canal route, and the decrease of the slave trade, the hamlet of **New Mob-Dropium** was founded along the western bank of the river, across from the site of the Carmauli capital **Carmaulgargantuania**. The two cities eventually would merge together to form one city, **Carmaulgargantuania and New Mobdropium.**
The Island

**The Island** is the colloquial name of the island colony which was started by SideHoeJoe to further Augerian expansion outward and ultimately build closer to the stronghold. It is located east of the Dutch East Indies on the other side of the desert, and is bordered by the Great Sea in the west. Joe immediately started working on a drill to tap into a nearby lava pool for minerals to help aid him in starting a new colony. DrybonesJake soon joined as the islands second inhabitant. Joe built a road towards the stronghold's main land mass which unknowingly included new arrivals. Although never seen, a man by the name of Choclo left a note on the island. The note left details to another village just across the water called Chocloville. The Island hosts several institutions which include several fishing operations, agricultural projects, and most prominently the AAOAM Research Labs.

The island now connects to Youngin Beach being the sole road back to Key-chain.
KCHN Radio station 12/11/21 broadcast

The KCHN Radio Station 12/11/21 broadcast refers to a broadcast that depicted the Wendigo Attack on the KCHN Radio Station. The broadcast was considered lost media until recently when an Anonymous user posted the full unedited recording to an obscure forum that had seemingly nothing to do with the KCHN Radio Station or the broadcast. The
Key's house

**Key's house** is located in Key-chain East, City of Key-chain, Key-chain, on Courthouse Road. It was built and is owned by Emperor Augurkeychain. It is a two-story home with a basment and garage primarily constructed of stone brick and wood. The house is augurkeychain's second base on the server, after relocating from his previous residence in what is now Egg Park in the Matsuri District.
Key-chain Defense Legion

The **Key-chain Defense Legion** is the civil protection branch of the People's Legion of the Kingdom of Key-chain. It includes the Town Guards and Town Patrols who were stationed throughout Downtown Key-chain. The military branch was downsized to a single Town Guard stationed in front of Salazar Apartments after reports of police brutality and other abuse involving the Defense Legion's soldiers.
Drybone Inc.

**Drybone Inc.** is a multinational corporation which specializes in numerous industries ranging from space travel to architecture.

## Nihilia

Drybone Inc. was founded sometime in 2018 by DrybonesJake selling weapons in the ongoing war against Tre in the distant land of Nihilia. The weapons Drybone Inc sold were often rigged to blow up or had cameras to spy on people which ruined their reputation. But it was making lots and lots of money. The first ever "customer" Drybone Inc. served was MadHatter8472 while working on his castle. **MadHatter** said yes to the offer and **DrybonesJake** installed the weapon. soon after **MadHatter** decided to take it down. After the war, Drybone Inc. did not make any more weapons. Instead they began buying lots of land without permission and claiming the building. Drybone Inc's main goal was to eventually take over **Nihilia** but it was to late and everyone had already left the area.

## The Tribe

Drybone Inc. never bought or made anything in The Tribe. When the war started Drybone Inc. did start creating weapons but were never bought because of their bad reputation from **Nihilia**.

## Augeria

Augeria was were Drybone Inc. really started to take off. Drybone Inc. learned from their mistakes and did not rig or create any weapons, instead they bought land and made stores and tourist attractions. Most notable one being The Great Villager Trading Hall starting the era of villager trading. With partnering with Joe & Co everyone thought that Drybone Inc. had changed and was no longer evil, However **DrybonesJake** plan of taking over the area they were in was still there. Many buildings were brought over from past areas and built in New Drybone like Twix Towers and Dunkin Gooters.
GW-2187 "Drebone2977"

GW-2187 "Drebone2977" was a designated G-Site, put into it's archival list after proper cleanup by the AAOAM.

## History

The initial area of site was located along the outskirts of Joeville and the border of New Drybone. With what public records did exist about the site, little is known as the main contents of the site was noted to "consistently change in appearance rapidly". What is known through public released records by the AAOAM themselves is that the site did not last long, almost never going to be considered a potential site in the first place. The local inhabitants who had seen the site in it's few hours of existence had originally thought it to be a Drybone Inc. promotional event.

## Etymology

The site's official designated codename is "Drebone2977", as recorded in the official AAOAM archival G-Site dossier. The name's history is not clear, but many associate the name 'Drebone" with a new let's player from New Drybone.
Fish Tank

The **Fish Tank** is a structure built by former player Mattfsng. The Fish Tank is located on the outskirts of Twilight Tinyville and effectively remains under its administration. It is a giant hollow glass cube with its top face open, filled with water and kelp. Ironically, there are no fish inside.
Act of Union

The Act of Union is a legal documentation of the unification between JoeVille and New Drybone, signed in March of 2020.

## Document contents

The document officially states the following:

> This document exists to showcase legal evidence and protection showcasing the legal union of the two townships owned and historically occupied and claimed by Joe and Jake. Note this document does not permit direct annexation or union, only union in a legal sense. Both townships can declare and set autonomy as they please, as well as terms of the agreement. Any disagreement must be rectified in court. Provided by these signatures, this Act of Union now holds legal standing and merit.
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> Signatories:
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> Attorney representing both townships: BnBranson
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> Drybones Jake CEO of Drybone Inc.
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> SideHoeJoe
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Cothon

Progress as of November 24, 2020

The **Cothon** is an inner harbor located about 800 blocks south from the center of Augeria. It is modeled after the Cothon in Ancient Carthage. Its main builder and architect was TrackPad Tommy, but received major support from both DrybonesJake and Bnbranson. The Cothon is the center of the Harbor District inside of Carthage. The Cothon is divided into two sections, an inner circular harbor designated only for military use, and a larger outer harbor which oversees trade and shipbuilding projects.
Dr. J

**Dr. J,** or **Doctor Jerry,** is a researcher and scientist who acts as an figure of authority and guidance with regards to the various scientific matters and anomalies of Augeria. Though not a native Augerian, he routinely visits to monitor the current situation of the continent and provide assistance when needed. Dr. J is a trained and practicing physician, doctor, and botanist. He is notable for helping quell the spread and damage of the fungus, by providing a cure through kelp treatment. His is the current head of the AAOAM Augerian Chapter.

## History

Dr. J's first appeared through a telephone call, warning DrybonesJake about sightings of a rambunctious man being reported around New Drybone. Being an anomaly no one knew how to deal with, he would be on call for any questions and advice regarding the suspicious man. After the man had been dealt with, Dr. J decided he would stick around in Augeria to monitor the continent for anymore strange and unexplained matters. Since then, he routinely will visit to check up on things, appearing as a health inspector when not needed in research.

### The Fungus Pandemic

After a flurry of reports of a strange new species of fungus growing throughout Augeria, Dr. J visited to help research and study the fungus. As the situation quickly unfolded into a pandemic, Dr. J began working on a cure immediately after studying the species intently. His breakthrough diagnosis was treatment with a liquid kelp mixture, using the naturally occurring alkaline substances within kelp to help treat infection. His first successful treatment was on DrybonesJake.

### Post-Pandemic and Promotion

After his successful diagnosis and development of a cure, Dr. J was recalled back to his homeland by his superiors in the AAOAM to receive a promotion and accept assignment as **Acting Surgeon General of Augeria.** During his time away, he assigned Jonathan Craiger, a promising food reviewer and Griller to a temporary role of health inspector. On September 29th, 2020, Dr. J returned for the first time and began establishing himself in the area again, helping to fund and institute various research sites across Augeria, notably on The Island.

### Project Killroy

On December 9th, 2020 a number of mysterious signs/messages began to appear in Augeria which prompted a quick and suspiciously anxious response from Dr. J. The anomalies caused Dr. J to quickly begin a top secret research project focused on finding the origin of the messages. Details about the project currently remain scarce due to its classified nature but a research lab in the AAOAM headquarters been fully reserved for future developments into the anomalies.

## Role

   While Dr. J had not been physically present within Augeria for a majority of his career within the federation, he still would be in contact with the residents of Augeria through means of phone or email, as well as through kiosks set up for direct contact. Dr. J has an official health inspector information kiosk within the Royal Farms within Carmaulgargantuania and New Mobdropium.
The Shitstain Apparition

The **Shitstain Apparition**, also commonly known as the **Shitstain Phenomena**, is a type of unknown visual phenomena found near the Christmas Tree in the Spawn District of Media City, Media. It is most commonly seen around the time of sunset, as the sunlight directly passes through the leaves of the Christmas Tree.

## Description

The most common description is of somekind of fractal of light in the color of "shitstain", being a discolored murky brown mixed with very light hints of a leaky toilet blue chemical cyan. Many claim the origin of it comes from the curse of the Amir Ornament.
AAOAM Augerian Chapter Headquarters

The AAOAM Augerian Chapter Headquarters are the official main offices of the AAOAM Augerian Chapter, located within downtown Carmaulgargantuania and New Mobdropium. Construction was completed on October 10th, 2020. At the time of it's completion, it was the first permanent residence of the AAOAM in Augeria, before the AAOAM Research Labs of The Island were built. It included three floors of office space, including the offices of the head of the Augerian Chapter Dr. J , and the temporary offices of Health Inspector Jonathan Craiger, before he was fired and temporarily relocated to The Island.

## History

With the success of Dr. J's work in quelling the Fungus Pandemic, it became clear that he would return home and receive a new promotion and orders to facilitate the proper establishment of the AAOAM within Augeria. Before the outbreak, there lacked any kind of institution to provide stability in a time of crisis. Dr. J was working merely as a freelancer, or even out of just friendship with DrybonesJake and bnbranson, and his affiliation with the AAOAM was relatively unknown to most. Thus, the arrival of the AAOAM within Augeria was welcomed almost completely undisturbed and the need for proper residence became clear.

During his time away, bnbranson offered Dr. J prime real-estate within Carmaulgargantuania and New Mobdropium to kickstart the beginning of the new chapter. After he returned, he settled in and began delegating tasks to his new team.

Jonathan Craiger, a local food critic, had been one of the first residents of New Drybone to raise awareness of the fungus in the early days of it's spread. Owing to his help, Dr. J had promised him some kind of assignment once he had returned, though he was denied many times direct employment within the AAOAM main branch. Jonathan worked under Dr. J directly, in order to avoid official employment, but was soon dismissed after he became too annoying, as there was also ongoing work categorizing a new G-Site as well. Since then, he was again contacted and relocated to The Island and given new assignments.
Mr Muogu

**Mr\_Muogu**, also called **Jacky**, is a player on Key's SMP. He resides in Tuolong as the nation's current leader. Mr\_Muogu has jaundice.

## Biography

Details surrounding Mr\_Muogu's birth and early life are unclear, as it is for most Augerians, but it is known that he is the last of a race of people known as the Tuolongians. As he is the last of their nation, he proclaimed himself the leader of the Tuolong people, in the state of Tuolong.

In the Post-Mob Drop era of Augeria, Mr\_Muogu was blessed with the Ass Blaster and began using it as his main weapon before losing it twice. After its second demise, the Ass Blaster has yet to resurface in Augeria, and it is presumed some other individual in a far off land was chosen to bear it instead.

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Courthouse (Media)

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The **Courthouse** (Median Slavic: Судница, *Sudnica*; Ukrainian: будівля суду) is the main legislative and judicial building of Media. The legislative branch of the Median government, the Council, assembles here only when summoned by the President or Prime Minister.
Monorail

Logo

Brown Town station on the Monorail.

The **Monorail**, also called the **Blue Line** is a railway line in Augeria operated by the Augeria Transit Authority. It was constructed as a team effort by several of the members of Key's SMP, and is the earliest nation-wide transit system in Augeria. The line is a circle line or loop which runs from Courthouse Station to Potiri Station, and loops around through JoeVille at Town Hall Station.
Woolwater

**Woolwater** is a loose organization of highly independent territories which exist in a dimension parallel to Augeria. Significant activity in the region ceased in 2018 when regular access to Woolwater was shut down. It was rediscovered in late 2020 by the Augerian people of their current universe who trace their lineage back to the inhabitants of Woolwater after they had discovered technology which would allow them to travel through the multiverse. Woolwater was chosen as the first destination for the first artificial portal since its records had been preserved almost perfectly thanks to the efforts of Dr. J.

Woolwater is only accessible by way of the ROMO-002 portal in the AAOAM Research Labs on the Island.
Ashikaga Takauji

**Ashikaga Takauji (足利 尊氏),** is a carrot farmer located in Carmaulgargantuania and New Mobdropium. He is owner of Ashikaga Takauji's Wild Ride Live.

## History

Ashikaga Takauji was one of the first villagers and residents who initially settled within Carmaulgargantuania City, during it's very early development. As New Mobdropium has began to grow steadily, across the river there was little activity nor infrastructure. bnbranson recruited Ashikaga to help start a carrot farm in order to spur the growth of the settlement. bnbranson built Ashikaga's first farm, the bottom floor of the current Ashikaga Takauji's Wild Ride Live, and in return he would help supply bnbranson and the settlement with carrots. Later on, Ashikaga would recruit **Henry Harbringer,** another villager to aid him in farming.
AAOAM

## Acting Authority of Anomalous Matters

**The Acting Authority of Anomalous Matters**, or the **AAOAM**, is a leading international scientific authority agency propagated by the established scientific community of the world. Though an international agency designed to aid any and all nations with regards to the paranormal, much of their methodology is kept vague and secretive.

## Augerian Chapter

The Acting Authority of Anmalous Matters Augerian Chapter currently have a headquarters located within Carmaulgargantuania and New Mobdropium. The agency and their representatives arrived in Augeria on September 29th, 2020. Their main emissary and leader of the Augerian Chapter is Dr. J, who has worked within Augeria before.

The research branch of the AAOAM began operations on November 22, 2020 with the construction of the research labs on the Island.

## Involvement within Augeria

After Dr. J had helped to document and research the fungus pandemic, he returned to the AAOAM with his reports, and it was decided that Augeria would be in danger with the absence of an acting authority regarding scientific and anomalous matters. Dr. J was then named Acting Provisional Surgeon General of Augeria, and was assigned to the development of an active and established presence to further study and contain the many unexplained of Augeria.

In November of 2020, a portal to an unknown dimension which bears the same appearance as Nihilia opened up in New Drybone at Independence Hall, which led to the expansion of the research wing to Augeria.

## G-Sites

Though kept under secrecy, designated areas designed to perform research and other examination of anomaly have been established throughout the sparsely populated areas of Augeria called G-Sites. The only known active G-Site within Augeria is Dr. J's Greenhouse, located on the Island, though it is speculated that this area extends into other parts of the island as well.

## ROMO

In addition to the G-Sites, the research branch of the AAOAM operate *multiverse experiments* congruent to the epidemiological activities under Dr. J which focus primarily on inter-dimensional activites on Augeria. Each experiment is given a ROMO codename, ROMO being an acronym for *Research Organization Multiverse Operation.* For example, the first ROMO, the Independence Hall portal is codenamed ROMO-001, and the first artificial portal created at the research labs is officially called ROMO-002.
First tenement incident

The **first tenement incident** refers to the first destruction of the Salazar Tenements on March 26, 2020. The destruction began from the second floor in what is believed to be a lava-related accident. Examination of the ruins revealed that several areas of lava had been surrounded by obsidian, though it is unclear if it was created by water coming into contact with the lava, or if it was involved in the initial destruction.

Initially, Augurkeychain accused Gamerwizarddrew of burning the tenements down in the wake of TrackPad\_Tommy's settlement being destroyed by Gamerwizarddrew in a similar fashion, also involving lava. He claimed innocence throughout the ordeal claiming that he had no motive to do so, and that the accusation was not solely based on the actions that unfolded but rather the content of his character. Augurkeychain then backed down on his accusations and the perpetrator, motive, or even cause of the incident has still yet to be discovered or revealed. No further investigations into the incident have been undertaken since.

No photos from the first incident survive to this day.
New Chain

**New Chain** (Japanese: ニューチェーン, *Nyū Chēn*; Tagalog: Bagong Tanikala) is a region of Key's SMP Season 3 located along the Great Sea. Lusu-Ar is the capital and largest settlement of New Chain.

## Geography

The boundaries of New Chain are defined by the Alaskan Bull Worm River to the west and north, and by the Dinaric Alps to the northeast.
Bahama-Pajama Library

The library exterior

The **JoeVille Library** is a hot-spot for the inhabitants of Augeria due to its location directly on top of the JoeVille Skeleton Farm. After grinding in the downstairs grinder players can use the public enchanting table and complementary Lapis Lazuli. There are two Master Librarians which reside in the Library; one carries Sweeping Edge III and Loyalty III enchantment books in the left wing, and another carries Looting II and Respiration in the right wing.
List of Key's SMP players

This is a comprehensive list of all players who have been on Key's SMP.

## Season 1 players

* augurkeychain \*
* BeansIsGay
* BigD\_hammond3232
* bluesox\_14
* bnbranson \*
* Boss\_Slime
* DrybonesJake \*
* EnergonLogan
* EspispE
* fast\_fire20
* FilthyApes
* Forrest94
* FriedTofu7
* Gamerwizarddrew
* GetOnMyBedrock
* ginon2
* HystericalModel
* jujuada\_
* lego4906
* lilpope420
* Little\_\_\_Slice
* Maaarrrkk
* MadHatter8472 \*
* magnusdongus
* ManCat\_69
* Mattfsng
* Mr\_Muogu \*
* MrAwesome104
* ninlegend
* OhhGrizzy
* One\_Eared\_Kid
* RestInPepes
* SideHoeJoe \*
* sihmonn
* thiccntiny619
* toosmallforeyes
* toshpoint02313
* TrackPad\_Tommy \*
* VirgoJawn
* wheredoweallgo
* WooGangG
* Yezzie58

## Season 2 players

* augurkeychain
* BluSensei
* bnbranson
* DrybonesJake
* EspipsE
* FatBoii69420
* GetOnMyBedrock
* Jfotislife
* Joorscht
* JSB08
* jujuada\_
* Little\_\_\_Slice
* Maaarrrkk
* Madidew
* PanBauletto69
* PeinerMeister
* PhilsRock
* PuppiesOnAcid
* Sadly\_Sunny
* SideHoeJoe
* tayraine
* toosmallforeyes
* TrackPad\_Tommy
* Yezzie58

## Season 3 players

* augurkeychain
* bnbranson
* DrybonesJake
* GetOnMyBedrock
* Little\_\_\_Slice
* Maaarrrkk
* SideHoeJoe

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Salazar Tenements

The Salazar Tenements at night.

The **Salazar Tenements** was the former spawn house and the predecessor to the current spawn house, the Salazar Apartments. It was a simple brick and wood building that had three floors and had eight rooms new players were welcome to use as temporary housing before they settled an area. Its main residents were ninlegend and Gamerwizarddrew.
Bahama-Pajama River

The **Bahama-Pajama River** is the river that flows through most of Augeria. It is a historically important river as it created the backbone for the earliest civilizations on the continent, with Key-chain, New Drybone, and JoeVille developing their areas by the river. The river is notable for its shape, bearing a northern distributary and southern distributary. Additionally, the river in partially artificial, as multiple canals were needed to be dug out to connect each tributary.

## Bahama-Pajama River

The river as seen from the City of Key-chain

River highlighted in cyan
Kelp Shake

Kelp Shake from the nickelodeon hit show SpongeBob SquarePants is a frequent build to SideHoeJoe and Bnbranson as its appearance has blessed the two for many servers prior.

### **G-Site interferences:**

Once "ROMO-002" was opened, caused by temporal rifts, the Augarian Kelp Shake wore a "KELPO" banner much like the kelpo's in previous worlds. No one knows why this is.
The daily Joezetta

The daily Joezetta is a corporation between Drybone Inc. and Joe & Co which was made so people can stay up to date with all important events that had happened that week.

## The daily Joezetta

### Owner

Drybone Inc. & SideHoeJoe

Forming sometime in the Classical Age, The daily Joezetta was created by DrybonesJake owner and CEO of Drybone Inc. and SideHoeJoe. After there first news paper The daily Joezetta became quite popular and the people demanded it to stay. The "last" daily Joezetta aired on 11/15/2020 at 2:08 AM which its topic being that **Drybone Inc.** and **DrybonesJake** leaving augeria. A daily Joezetta building was planned to be built but
unfortunately never was.

## How they are made.

Daily Joezettas are made in a factory near [REDACTED] underground for reasons unknown. The paper is made from freshly grown sugar cane from JoeVille and Ink from the squids of The Great Sea. The news itself is written by **DrybonesJake** and help from **SideHoeJoe.** The images seen on the papers are taken by another company Joey Images.

## Conspiracy Theories

* Joey images and Daily Joezetta fight?

on the Dynamic map (Dynmap) there was a point were there was a conversation between Joey Images and The daily Joezetta. The following read: **Sunday 9/13/2020 Joey Images: yeah listen we can't give you these images if no ones even reading this dude. Daily Joezetta: No listen there just taking a break ok... Yeah there just taking a break they'll all be back tomorrow I promise. Joey Images: Well okay we'll see. Monday 9/14/2020 Joey Images: No ones been on this world for months... I don't think there coming back so I don't think we can provide you with these images. PLEASE WE NEED THIS. THE PEOPLE NEED TO BE INFORMED. Joey Images: yeah uh sorry buddy goodbye.** This proves why the latest Daily Joezetta was the "last" one.
Brick District

The **Brick District** is a residential district in the city of Key-chain. It is located in the southern part of the city, next to the Courthouse. It is named for its distinct building material theme of bricks. There are a few notable businesses in this district, including Chuck's Pizza, and Goldstein Law Offices LLC.

## Businesses

* Chuck's Pizza
* Goldstein Law Offices LLC
* Tienda de Joe Sign Shop
* York Homes
Brown Town

**Brown Town**, officially the **Brown Town Special Administrative Region** is a village and administrative region in Key-chain. It is situated on the Great Sea bordering the City of Key-chain in the north and Jacky's Arena in the south. Brown Town is considered a ghost town since its native population was forcibly expelled and displaced to New Drybone.

After its native villager population was moved to New Drybone, the village remained untouched and largely ignored until April 2020 when it was converted into a paintball and mini-game arena and a cylindrical glass enclosure was constructed around its borders. Due to this enclosure, Brown Town remains the only jurisdiction in all of Augeria which has clearly defined borders.
Fungus Pandemic

**Fungus Pandemic**, or commonly referred to as "The fungus" is an infectious disease caused by coming into contact with patches of red fungi found in the nether or overworld. Symptoms appear after 2 - 3 days and include, coughing, sneezing, muscle pain, and headaches. After another few days the host will begin noticing red and blue tumors appearing on their body.

Dr. J is the leading scientist in fungus research.

## Description

The fungus has multiple different stages and forms including, its

Nowadays the fungus is easily avoidable by getting the vaccine
New East Prussia

**New East Prussia**, officially the **Autonomous Region of New East Prussia** (Latin: *Nova Borussia Orientalis*, German: Autonome Region Neuostpreußen) is an autonomous region of the Kingdom of Key-chain located north of Black Mesa. The island began as a project to create an isolated Keychanian environment which Emperor Augurkeychain could mold into anything he wanted. The island was named after the region of East Prussia, which Germany ceded to the USSR and Poland after their defeat in the Second World War.