S1E03 - Market Day

Listen on the Official Site

—Official summary

## Synopsis

### Welcome to Dungeons and Dragons !

Immediatly after arriving, the group notices a treasure chest at their feet. When they open it, they see something that looks like the universe, with countless stars.

Hondo reaches in to grab a star, but when his hand goes out, he has his gun in hand.

Issac texts Copernicus to figure out what is happening. He explains the box is called the Infinity Trunk. They can find inside objects they need but wouldn't translate to the present world. Issac finds his laser gun. Kirin tries to jump inside but Copernicus says it's a very bad idea. Moreover, she can't find anything inside. Hondo finds his holster, a rope and his knife. Thayne finds his armblades and his gun. After everyone find their stuff, the box disapears.

The road they are on seems well traveled, they see marchants and people walking towards the city. Issac goes to ask a random person where they are. That's also when Issac notices he is a halfin. The person explains the town in the distance ***Winterhest (please check name, I am not sure)***. Issac explains they are going to town to sell strange artifact as he shows his gun.

When Issac comes back to the group, they tease him because of his appearance changes, as he is now very small and has large feet. Issac asks Copernicus for explanation, he answers they can expect fluctuations in their appearance from universe to universe.

They walk into the city. It is very busy as it is market day. As they are passing by, they notice a small creature in stocks. The creature, a goblin, asks Kirin "the Pretty Lady" for help. Thayne says it's a bad idea because goblins are trouble makers. Kirin asks what the gobelin did wrong, the guard simply answers he is a goblin, as if it was a more than enough reason. Kirin disagree with their sence of justice. She gets even more passionate when she hears they are going to publicly execute him. Thayne agrees with the guard, saying goblins make messes and steal socks. The goblin defends himself while sobing, saying he's a good goblin. The guard eventually agrees to release the goblin's custody to the group. Thayne is hesitant, but Issac reminds them they steal need to bring back someone. The goblin is named Bubda and immediatly hold to Kirin's leg.

After this encounter, they agree to go to a tavern to get drunk. Kirin goes to the bar with Bubda and asks for water and a rag so she can clean him. Issac gets strong drinks with Thayne. Issac drinks, and immediatly feel poisoned, while Thayne holds his liquor rather well. Meanwhile, Hondo ordered food.

The evening comes, and a bunch of armed people come in. The chief says they are looking for volunteers to go to Ishmar in service of the king. Indeed, the chief explains that the Underdark has risen, attacking villages and such, and they need an army to fight. He asks the group if they want to join and where they are from. Hondo answers they are from the deep north kingdom of Canada. The group accepts to go, the chief informs them they are leaving in the morning.

## Quotes

—Issac

- I don't like you guys.

—Kirin & Issac

—Drunk Issac

—Drunk Issac, 30 seconds later