Fried Octopus (Transcript)

This is the 19th episode of Traffic Squadron: Roadranger.

One day in the city, there was a poodle man who came up to a burger stand.

Female Cat Stand Owner: What will it be, sir?

Poodle Man: I'll take one cheeseburger please.

Female Cat: Coming right up.

And the cat went to work to make the poodle his cheese burger. While he waited for his cheese burger, a tentacle came out of a man hole and went over to the poodle man's leg. It grabbed onto it. The poodle felt something on his leg. He was nervous to look. Right before he was about to look, he was flung by the tentacle into the air.

Poodle Man: AAAAAAAAH!

The cat finished the burger, but when she went to give it to him, he was gone.

Female Cat: Where did he go? Must have had to go to wo-(Feels something on her leg) What is tha-

But before she could say anything, she was flung away. By the tentacle. Elsewhere, at a library, there some people who were reading some books. A bear was reading a book about cooking. He was studying to become a chef.

Male Bear: I wonder what sort of dish I could make for my first course. Maybe the tuna noodle casserole. Or perhaps the fish burger.

From an air duct, a tentacle came out and without anyone else looking, it then grabbed onto the leg of the chair the bear was sitting in, and it flung him across the library.

Bear: AAAAAAAH!

Female Rat Librarian: Shhhhhhh!

Bear: <8( What was that?

Female Rat Librarian: The thing with people who don't know how to be quiet in the library.

She went back to reading her book. But then the tentacle came in through the door flap on the librarian's desk. Then it grabbed her waist.

Female Rat Librarian: Hey, what's is thi-(Gets thrown out the window) AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (Lands outside) SSSH- Wait, I'm saying that to me.

The mysterious tentacle caused all sort of trouble around the city.

Male Goat Reporter: This just in, there is a mysterious tentacle causing trouble all around the city. Flinging people all over the place. But it then disappears. Wait, hold up I see....Oh good. It's our local heroes. The Traffic Squadron: Roadrangers.

They came in from behind the reporter.

Jack: Hey guys, we're on TV.

Benji: I've always wanted to be in TV.

Kristy: Guys, we need to be serious. Speedstar told us that this tentacle is causing trouble all over the city.

Male Goat Reporter: Roadrangers, how do you expect to find this monster?

Dale: We're not quite certain.

Kristy: We're going to see if it'll strike somewhere.

Vicky: We'll keep our eyes peeled for it.

Dale: Oww. Won't that hurt?

Ace: It's an expression Dale.

Dale: Oh.

Kristy: Now come on. There are just a few places where this monster could strike.

Then, they saw the poodle man who was flung earlier.

Jack: Sir, can you tell us if you've seen any tentacle monster?

Poodle Man: I didn't see the monster. But I did see his tentacle. It grabbed me by the leg, then flung me into the air. And I never got my burger!

Dale: Oh dear. We're so sorry to hear that, sir.

Ace: Did you by chance see where the tentacle went after the monster flung you?

Poodle Man: No. I was very far in the air when the monster got away.

Vicky: I'm sure somebody else has seen this tentacle monster. Why don't we go ask at the library?

Kristy: Alright. That's a good possible place for the monster to strike.

So the Roadrangers hurried to the library. When they got there, they went to the librarian. She had branches and leaves on her body.

Benji: Whoa. You look like you've been flung, Miss Librarian.

Female Rat Librarian: You think?

Jack: Did you see where the monster went after that?

Female Rat Librarian: No. I was flung out the window. That's why I'm covered in leaves and branches. You could ask that bear with the chef's hat reading a cook book over there. He screamed earlier, and I think it's because he was flung, too.

Dale: Alright then.

The Roadrangers then went over to the bear.

Bear: Hey, aren't you the Roadrangers?

Kristy: That would be us.

Jack: We came to ask you about the tentacle monster that had thrown you across the library earlier.

Bear: What do you want to ask me about?

Kristy: Did you actually see the monster?

Bear: No, I didn't get to see him.

Kristy: Oh. Well, thank you anyway.

Bear: No problem.

The Roadrangers then left the library. They were still stumped about being able to find the monster.

Vicky: Gee. Anyone who has encountered the monster hadn't even seen the monster or where the monster had gone.

Kristy: I think we should split up to make searching much better.

Ace: Sounds like a good idea, Kristy.

Jack: OK then.

So they had split up. Jack and Benji searched around the pool area first.

Jack: Excuse me, people. We have a question.

Benji: Have you see any monster in the water?

Chipmunk Lady: Me. I did! I did! I was swimming in the wave pool with my friend, Larry. But then everyone in the wave pool disappeared. As it turned out, it was because the pool had stopped and nobody wanted to be in it while it wasn't waving. However suddenly, Larry vanished. It turned out he just went to the bathroom. But then...

Benji: Lady, just tell us if you've seen any monster!

Jack: Take it easy, Benji. I'm sure she'll get to the point soon.

Chipmunk Lady: Oh, you didn't want my full story? As Larry came back, a tentacle then came out of nowhere and grabbed his leg and flung him very far away.

Jack: And did the monster do anything else?

Chipmunk Lady: Um...I don't remember.

Benji: We're not getting anywhere with this lady, Jack.

Elsewhere, Dale and Vicky were searching around the park to see if there were any sign of the monster. Dale was also flying in the air to get a bird's eye-I mean a bat's eye view. Is that even a real saying?

Vicky: See anything, Dale?

Dale: I see something.

Vicky: What is it?

Dale: It looks like an angry looking otter guy in a bathing suit.

Vicky: Someone in a bathing suit in the middle of the park? The pool is on the other side of town.

Dale: I think something might be wrong. Let's go and see.

Dale flew down to the ground and Vicky joined with him.

Dale: Excuse me, sir. But we were wondering if you could answer a question for us?

The otter happened to be Larry.

Larry: OK. And what would that be?

Vicky: Did you see any monster that had tentacle arms?

Larry: As a matter of fact, yes. I was with my friend, Macy at the wave pool, but then everyone disappeared. But that was because the wave pool had stopped. But then.....

Dale: Point please.

Larry: After I got out of the bathroom, a tentacle grabbed me and flung me all the way here.

Vicky: And then?

Larry: And then you showed up.

Dale: So nothing else about this monster?

Larry: Not that I know of.

Kristy and Ace went to a construction yard. The building had just fallen and the workers were not very happy.

Dog Worker: I can't believe the building just fell down.

Ferret Worker: And all because of that tentacle that appeared out of nowhere and knocked the building over.

Kristy: Did you say a monster?

Rat Worker: Hey, it's the Roadrangers!

Kristy: Yes it is us.

Ace: But did you see a monster?

Rat Worker: Yes we had.

Crow Worker: We were working on this building when this tentacle came out of the ground and knocked the building down. We were lucky that we got down to the ground in one piece. Mostly because some of us can fly.

Dog Worker: But the rest of us just got a few bruises. But we're overall OK.

Kristy: So, can you tell us where this monster had disappeared to?

Dog Worker: Yeah. He went into that hole over there.

Kristy: Thank you. Let's go, Ace.

Ace: Right on, sis.

And they hurried over to the hole.

Kristy: (Turns on her communicator) Guys, we found where the monster is. He is in the sewer.

Jack's Voice: Where is the entrance to this sewer?

Kristy: Find the construction site with the fallen down building.

Benji's Voice: Will do.

Ace: In the meantime, we need to see if we can find the monster ourselves until they get here.

Kristy: Right, big bro. Let's go.

They turned on their flashlights and started walking down into the sewer. Up in the Velocity Star Ship, Warhog was pretty happy with how the monster was doing with his scheme so far.

Warhog: Brakenstein, you were a genius with this one.

Brakenstein: Why thank you, boss.

Graphite: This monster's flinging people around is just the first phase of the plan.

Eaglette: It is?

Tige: I found that phrase to be a silly plan. What do you expect to have be done from all that flinging around.

Graphite: That is to give the people a scream as well as hurt them. But the real part of the plan is that he'll soon begin breaking holes all around town.

Tige: And then what?

Graphite: Then, when he breaks the dam up town, it'll make floating the buildings all much faster.

Warhog: That is excellent. Hehehehe!

Graphite: Pretty soon, not even the Roadrangers can handle his mighty tentacles. When he comes across them, they don't stand a chance!

Down in the sewer, Kristy and Ace were still searching for the monster, but they couldn't see anything.

Kristy: If the monster is down in this sewer, then finding him shouldn't be too much trouble.

Ace: (Stops when he sees something) Uh, Kristy.

Kristy: Yes, Ace?

Ace pointed to a dark tunnel with some moving tentacles coming out of it.

Kristy: Whoa. That is creepy. Ace, get your weapon ready.

Ace: Right.

Ace got out his converta-weapon, and Kristy got out her sword.

Kristy: OK. Let's go!

And the two siblings charged. But then, one tentacle grabbed Kristy, and another grabbed Ace.

Ace: Ah. He's got us.

Kristy: Not a problem. All we gotta do is attack it's tentacles. (Cuts the tentacle off, setting her free) Ah. There we go.

Ace converted his converta-weapon into the saw blade and sawed the tentacle grabbing him off. Setting him free.

Kristy: Good work, Ace.

Ace: Now let's do the same with the rest of them.

But just as they were about to, the cut off tentacles grew back.

Kristy: What?

Just then, the rest of the Roadrangers showed up.

Jack: Hey, guys. What's going on?

Dale: Did you find the monster?

Ace: Yeah. He grabbed us with his tentacles and we cut them off.

Kristy: But then they grew back!

Then, the creature revealed himself. He was a large octopus monster with a white headband and a blue and white striped skirt. He was carrying a large paddle.

Vicky: Whoa! That is ugly!

Benji: Who are you?

Octozooka: I am Octozooka. The best octopus alien in the galaxy. I have been able to escape all the prisons on the planets I have invaded because I can squeeze through anything and break through any substance! By the way, what are you all called?

Kristy: Road Red, Kristy!

Jack: Road Blue, Jack!

Benji: Road Yellow, Benji!

Dale: Road Green, Dale!

Vicky: Road White, Vicky!

Ace: Road Violet, Ace!

Kristy: Traffic Squadron....

All: Roadranger!

Octozooka: (Makes the wrong answer sound) Incorrect. You got the wrong colors.

Kristy: What?

Jack: What are you talking about? We're red and blue and yellow and green and white and purple.

Octozooka: Oh yeah?

Then, Octozooka sprayed ink at all the Roadrangers! They were soon all covered in ink.

Kristy: Eww. Ink!

Jack: This is quite sticky.

Octozooka:  Hahaha. Now you're Road Black, Road Black, Road Black, Road Black....

Vicky: OK! We get it. We're all black now because you sprayed us with your ink!

Octozooka: Now to do my next move. (Gets his paddle and swings it up and down)

Kristy: Whoa! He's swinging his paddle at us!

Soon, all the Roadrangers were blown down the tunnel and soon, they came out of a sewer tunnel and landed in the lake. Upon resurfacing, the ink had rubbed off.

Benji: Oh man. That wind was really strong.

Dale: Well, at least our suits are back to their real colors again.

Ace: This water must have cleared away the ink.

The Roadrangers got out of the water and demorphed.

Kristy: So, this Octozooka guy is able to squeeze through any space?

Jack: And break any substance? Sounds real dangerous.

Dale: Well, we gotta get back to the city and find a way to stop him.

Ace: And to find a way to defeat him and shield us from his ink.

Kristy: We better hurry. If we don't head back now, that monster could do some major damage.

Benji: Of course. I bet he could do more damage that a bull could do. Not that I want to do any damage, but still.

The six Roadrangers then hurried back to the city. Meanwhile, Octozooka then broke out of the ground, waving his tentacles all around. Everyone saw the monster and was scared.

Bear: So that's the monster who threw me earlier?

Larry: And me?

Rat Librarian: And me?

Octozooka: That's right.

Then, a police care showed up.

Dog Officer: You're under arrest for city damages!

The officer put the hand-cuffs onto two of Octozooka's arms.

Dog Officer: Although it's going to take a lot more than one set of cuffs to secure you.

Octozooka: Don't bother! (Slips his tentacles out of the cuffs) No amount of cuffs can secure me!

Dog Officer: What?

Then, Octozooka sprayed the officer with his ink.

Dog Officer: AAAAH!

Then, the Roadrangers showed up.

Dog Officer: Roadrangers, thank goodness!

Kristy: Take it easy, officer. We don't know what to do about the monster yet.

Benji: But we'll figure it out. I think.

Octozooka: Don't even bother trying to stop me because it's pointless.

Then, he stopped when he smelled something.

Octozooka: What's that smell?

He then saw the burger stand he flung the poodle guy earlier.

Octozooka: AAAH! A grill!

Cat Lady: Huh? But you didn't get scared earlier.

Octozooka: Because I didn't notice it earlier. The smell was not as strong as it is now.

Dale: Hey, I think if we have the grill be a little hotter, we could weaken the monster.

Ace: Ma'am, can you turn your grill up to high?

Cat Lady: I can try.

The lady turned the grill up pretty high, this make Octozooka real nervous.

Octozooka: Oh man. That smell reminds me of fried calamari.

Kristy: I think we now have a chance at defeating him. Let's go!

Others: Right!

All: Road Changer! (They transform)

The Roadrangers got their swords out and Ace got his converta-weapon out.

Kristy: Charge, everyone!

The Roadrangers then all charged for Octozooka and struck him with their swords.

Kristy: Strike 1!

Jack: Strike 2!

Benji: Strike 3!

Dale: Strike 4!

Vicky: Strike 5!

Octozooka: AAAH!

Kristy: Ace, considering he fears fried foods, I think you should make things really hot if you know what I mean.

Ace: Yeah. Conterta-weapon fire mode. (Gets his fire staff setting on his weapon) Fire blast!

Ace used his weapon to fry Octozooka. When the flame cleared. Octozooka looked burned to a crisp.

Octozooka: (Coughs)

Kristy: Good work, Ace.

Dale: He looks good enough to eat now.

Octozooka: Speaking of eat. (Gets out his velocity bar) It's time to get enlarged. (Eats the velocity bar and grows giant)

When Octozooka enlarged, he was back to his normal non-crispy self.

Octozooka: I may not have been able to break holes all over the city, but I'm flooding the city anyway. Over to the dam.

And Octozooka headed to the direction of the dam.

Jack: He's heading to the dam!

Vicky: He's going to flood the city!

Kristy: Then we better hurry to the dam before he does. Road Vehicles!

Ace: Road Copter!

The Road Vehicles and Road Copter showed up and the Roadrangers got on board them and formed Roadranger Robo and Copter Robo. Octozooka managed to get to the dam.

Octozooka: Now to strike a hole into this dam!

Octozooka attempted to strike a hole in the dam, but his tentacle was sliced off by Roadranger Robo's sword.

Kristy: I don't think so.

Octozooka: Roadrangers, you do know my tentacle will just grow back after it's been cut.

Benji: At least we stop you from punching the hole into the dam.

Octozooka: I sprayed you with my black ink, so I'll do the same for your robots.

Octozooka began spraying ink at the robots. But Copter Robo got it's propeller blades in it's hands and began spinning it. Blowing the ink back at Octozooka, causing him to get covered into his own ink.

Octozooka: Eww! Ink! Wait, it's my own!

Vicky: How does it feel to have a taste of your own medicine?

Octozooka tried moving, but the ink made it really hard.

Octozooka: Ah! It's really hard.

Then, Graphite can in in a large cloud vehicle.

Graphite: Do not worry, Octozooka. Brakenstein just made a rain cloud vehicle. With it, I'll wash your ink off.

Kristy: You won't get a chance to.

Roadranger Robo then sped towards Octozooka and did it's spin attack and struck at Octozooka!

Octozooka: AAAAH! And I was thinking of spraying everything on this Earth with my black ink as a bonus! AAAAH! (Falls and explodes)

Dale: We did it!

Kristy: Good work, guys.

Jack: Now why din't we take care of Graphite?

Graphite: Curses! Came down here for nothing. You haven't seen the last of me!

And he flew away. Later, all the citizens had gone back to their usual activities. The bear resumed reading his book on cooking, Macy and Larry resumed their day at the pool, and the poodle man finally got his burger after waiting all day.

Poodle Man: Ah. At last. (Takes a bit of his burger)

The Roadrangers were also getting ready for their dinner, too.

Benji: You know, I wonder what we should have for dinner.

Dale: I'm so hungry, I could eat an octopus.

Ace: We could have had Octozooka if we hadn't destroyed him.

Jack: I don't think I'd want to eat that, Ace.

Ace: Only joking, Jack.

Kristy: I think I may be in the mood for a burger.

Dale: Me, too.

Vicky: Me, three.

Benji: I think I'll pass on that.

Jack: Me, too.

Ace: Not interested in burgers, guys?

Jack: Pandas and bulls are vegan, Ace.

Ace: Oh, that's right.

Benji: You guys go ahead and have your burgers. Jack and I are going to go down to the veggie stand.

So while Jack and Benji went to the veggie stand, Ace, Dale, and the girls had burgers. Up in the Velocity Star Ship, Graphite returned with the rain cloud vehicle.

Brakenstein: Did Octozooka do good?

Graphite: No, he was destroyed before I had a chance to pour this water over him to wash away his own in. It's a good thing you predicted the Roadrangers would backfire his own ink.

Warhog: What's not good is that you didn't get him covered in your rain water in time.

Tige: I wonder if there will ever be another use of the rain vehicle then?

Eaglette: There might be. We'll have to see.

The Roadrangers saved the city from getting flooded, and they saved the world from getting completely covered in ink since, as you may remember, Octozooka said in his dying words he wanted to ink the entire planet. Thank goodness he didn't a chance to do that.

To be continued...