Rowley the baby

45.Rowley the baby was a happy and curious child who loved exploring the world around him. He had a vivid imagination and a wild sense of adventure that always got him into trouble. His parents, Robert and Linda Jefferson, were loving and patient parents most of the time who always tried to keep him safe. One day, while flipping through their memory book, Rowley Jefferson found a photo of Him as a baby, smiling brightly with his pooey bum showing. Rowley couldn't help but laugh hysterically at the sight of his own baby self. His dad, who had always been a bit of a softie when it came to his son, couldn't help but pat him on the head and mutter, "Aww, my little man." As the day went on, Rowley had a strange dream. He dreamed that he was a baby again, crawling out of his cot and making his way to where his dad was smoking a cigarette. In his dream, he grabbed a nearby knife and stabbed his dad's foot, causing him to fall over. Before he could run off with the cigarette, his mum picked him up and put him in his pushchair. As they were heading to the park, Rowley the baby couldn't stop talking about all the adventures he planned to have. His parents listened patiently, knowing that it was just a phase that he would grow out of soon enough. But as fate would have it, Rowley the baby had other plans. As they were setting up the picnic in the boot of the car, Rowley crawled out of his car seat and started the engine, causing the car to speed off with his dad's foot still stuck in the accelerator. The people watching were in a state of shock as they witnessed a baby driving a car. But luckily, Rowley the baby was a skilled driver, and he managed to avoid hitting anyone or anything. As police officer PC Plod approached the scene, he couldn't help but marvel at the sight of a baby behind the wheel. "AWW, LOOK A BABY DRIVING A CAR!" he exclaimed, before realizing that something was amiss. As Rowley the baby sped off into the sunset, he was unaware that he had just driven over a man's foot. The man was so stupid that he let Rowley join his criminal gang, even though he knew that Rowley was just a baby. The criminal gang was in a bit of a panic as they were trying to hide from the police, but they couldn't deny that Rowley was a valuable asset to their operation. He could talk, for one thing, and he was always willing to help with tasks like delivering drugs, interrogating people, and even stealing sooty puppets. But one day, disaster struck. A man came to their hideout with a dead body, and they had to bury it. The criminals were understandably freaked out, but they knew that they had to keep Rowley in the loop. They tried to explain the situation to him, but he just shook his head and muttered, "Dead body? What's a dead body?" As they were digging the grave, the criminals couldn't help but notice that Rowley was driving the car. They decided to take advantage of the situation and use him to distract the police while they made their getaway. As they sped off into the night, they couldn't help but laugh at the sheer absurdity of the situation. Rowley the baby was a hero, and they couldn't wait to see what other adventures he would get into.