Grian's Secret Life: Episode 1

**KEEP A SECRET!** is Grian's first episode of Secret Life. It was uploaded on October 20, 2023.

## Plot

*Thank you!*

Grian begins by giving a description of the basic rules of Secret Life, before beginning the episode proper. All players are present at the spawn point for a short time, until a brief scuffle occurs and Grian leaves. He begins to collect wood and apples, the latter to eventually craft golden apples with.

Grian then receives his secret task for the episode, to make three bad jokes without anyone laughing at them. He runs into Skizzleman, and they attempt to get each other to reveal their secrets. Grian then explains how if a player reveals their secret, they are taken to the Secret Keeper and have to fail the task, as well as how there isn't a boogeyman this season. Grian makes a joke about the "boo-geyman", which Skizz does not laugh at, progressing his secret task.

Skizz runs off and Grian goes to find MumboJumbo, and after briefly interrupting the video to explain Life series merch, asks him what his task is. Mumbo is not fooled, and Grian makes another joke, this time a pun about "sticking around" while throwing a stick at Mumbo. Mumbo doesn't laugh at first, and Grian adds another joke to his task counter, before he and Mumbo start excessively making puns at each other. Solidarity appears, questioning their pun usage, before breaking the crafting table Grian and Mumbo were using and leaving.

Grian and Mumbo continue mining as SmallishBeans appears, comments on it getting to be night, and then leaves. Mumbo falls off a ledge, losing a heart, and Grian demonstrates the /gift command, giving Mumbo a single heart. Grian finds copper, but no iron, and mutes himself in order to inform the viewers that he worries he won't be able to complete his challenge due to Mumbo laughing at all of his puns.

While Grian is mining, GoodTimesWithScar finds their encampment and takes an apple from a decaying tree. Grian tries to get it back, and Scar comments on how he's lost half of his first row of hearts already. Mumbo gifts him a heart, and Scar thanks him, although he immediately realizes he failed his secret task. After some egging on by Grian and Mumbo, he reveals that his task was to call people anything but their username for at least 30 minutes. Grian tells him that he could have just started the timer again if he hadn't revealed his secret, and the three go to the Secret Keeper in order to have Scar press the fail button.

When they reach the Secret Keeper, Grian offers the possibility of Scar rerolling for a harder task instead of failing. Skizz shows up, and Grian holds a vote to see if the other members are okay with Scar receiving a hard task; the vote is unanimous and Scar is given a more difficult task. TangoTek and Solidarity appear as Scar rerolls, and the group decides to try to help Scar with his task. The players near the Secret Keeper decide to help Scar complete the new tasks, trying a couple of different things they think Scar's task is, until both Mumbo and Tango call Grian "The Light of the Server" at Scar's suggestion, his task being to give a player a nickname that at least two other people use. They return to the Secret Keeper, Scar turns in his quest and distributes some rewards to Mumbo and Tango. Grian announces that from that point on, failure can not be avoided by getting a harder task. Mumbo also turns in his task, and reveals it was to make a pun at every opportunity in a conversation; Grian thought he was just being himself.

Solidarity breaks another crafting bench, and multiple players depart, including Scar. Grian hops onto Scar's camel, which he doesn't realize for a few seconds. The two move to the Mesa, and Grian suggests they collect some gold. They find Bigbst4tz2's base and a massive hole in the ground within it, find out that a camel moves slower than a player, and Grian makes a joke about camels, earning a slight laugh from Scar. After a brief run-in with EthosLab, Grian and Scar split off, and Grian once again comments on how many laughs his jokes are getting. He finds Bigb, who denies there is a hole in his base.

## Description

Welcome to the next life series, secret life! We have 30 hearts per life, no regen and a whole bunch of secrets! If you would like to suggest a task, leave it in the comments! Remember we are looking for social interactions and funny content.

We can do /gift to give away 1 free heart per session.