Steve Boone

## Steve Boone Frank

Steve at his home in the Auschwitz concentration camp in German-occupied Poland.

### Aliases

Steven Daniel Frank, Frisk, Lovin Spoonful Super Best Buy Cult Co-Founder.

### Relatives

Alexei Nikolaevich, Nicholas II of Russia, Alexandra Feodorovna, Anastasia Nikolaevna, Maria Nikolaevna, Tatiana Nikolaevna (AKA Bust Down Thottiana), Olga Nikolaevna, Queen Victoria, Maria Feodorovna, Princess Alice of the United Kingdom, Louis Mountbatten, Alexander III of Russia, Michael Alexandrovich, Albert Prince Consort, Alexander II of Russia , Princess Alice of Battenberg, Irina Alexandrovna, Elisabeth of Hesse and by Rhine, Princess Victoria of Hesse and by Rhine, Olga Alexandrovna , Xenia Alexandrovna , Christian IX of Denmark, Maria Alexandrovna, Louise Mountbatten, George Alexandrovich, Ernest Louis Grand Duke of Hesse, Georg Donatus, Alexander Alexandrovich, Louis IV Grand Duke of Hesse, Princess Irene of Hesse and by Rhine, Louise of Hesse-Kassel, George Mountbatten, Prince Waldemar of Prussia, George Mikhailovich, Prince Andrei Alexandrovich of Russia, Prince Friedrich of Hesse and by Rhine, Tikhon Nikolaevich, Prince Sigismund of Prussia, Guri Nikolaevich Kulikovsky, Princess Marie of Hesse and by Rhine, Prince Feodor Alexandrovich of Russia, Princess Elisabeth of Hesse and by Rhine, Prince Vasili Alexandrovich of Russia, Rostislav Alexandrovich, Nikita Alexandrovich, Princess Elisabeth of Prussia, Louis Prince of Hesse and by Rhine, Dmitri Alexandrovich, Prince Charles of Hesse and by Rhine, Prince Henry of Prussia

## Biographical information

### Marital status

Single (Explanation: Marriage Not Allowed In Nazi Camps)

## Physical description

### Eye color

Brown

Steven Daniel Schutzstaffel Heße Boone Frank Nikolaevich, Best Known as Steve Boone, Was a Jewish Mastermind in the Nazi Germany era, constructing transportation devices for people such as Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin.

## Early Life

Boone was born in the land of Isreal on June 12, 1929 With parents by the names of Nicholas II and Alexandra Feodorovna. They Moved to Germany on his 7th Birthday as a suprise, and left him there when they flew to Russia forever. He discovered friends such as Anne Frank, who wrote about him in her diary, and John Sebastian (Who later on married Zal yanovsky).

## Fun Auchwitz times

Adolf Hitler was walking past a Jewish supermarket in Germany one day, and picket up Boone right in his hands. They went to Poland together, and Boone ended up in Auchwitz. Instantly, he went searching for metal scraps and ran from everyone in sight. He met Jim Yester, and founded the Lovin Spoonful Super Best Buy Cult, which became a smash hit in Germany. Jim sadly passed away 2 weeks after the creation of the cult.

## Transportation Inventor Times (1942-1944)

Boone started making transportation devices in return for freedom from the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp. It failed, but got to show off the new and cool Volkswagen Beetle. He didn't make just cars, he made the Enola Gay, the Bockscar, and the Panzerjäger I. He was awarded the *Deutsches Kreuz* with his help in World war I and II

## Not so fun Bergen-Belsen times (myth)

Hitler took him to Bergen-Belsen, which was pretty much bleh. There was a leukemia outbreak going on, Which Boone caught. Hitler fucking killed Steve. Boone died from complications of Leukemia in february of 1945. Every single person in Europe attended his funeral.

## Supposed Death in 1980

In 1983, a Polish woman by the name of Marta Markiewicz was walking to the river to wash her clothes, when she discovered the dead body of a skinny man with a torn scarf. Polish officials identified him as Steve. They predicted he was trying to escape a nearby building when he got caught on a sharp object (possibly barbed wire) and drowned himself in a nearby lake to end his misery.