Trouble with Jackson

Peanut: Finally!

Bella rose: Yay we finish the Disney castle!

Peanut: You mean I finished it...

Stephanie: We help too.

Peanut: You put three pieces on! I've spent the last week building this.

Stephanie: That because you not let me and Bella rose help.

Menopausal: Wow! That's so cool!

Bella rose: Me and Stephanie do it.

Peanut: Oh dear...

Menopausal: Can we play with it?

Twins: Yeah!

Peanut: No way! You guys will break it.

Menopausal: We'll be careful...

Peanut: Why don't I just put it over here? There, that's looks good.

Stephanie: and how we play with it?

Peanut: You don't, but you can look at it.

Bella rose: That not sound like much fun to me.

The menopause room: peanut!

Peanut: Oops! Better go! and no touching.

(Both): Fine...

Peanut: Coming dear... What happened here?

The menopause room: Jackson happened here...

        Jackson: (baby noises)

Peanut: Jackson made all this mess?

The menopause room: That's right! You're going to have to put locks on these doors and drawers.

Peanut: You're right. I'll get on it straight away.

The menopause room: Can you look after Jackson first while I clean this mess?

Peanut: Sure! Come on my little troublemaker... You girls aren't touching that are you?

Twins: No auntie peanut...

Peanut: Ok...Good...No touching!

Twins: We not touching!

Peanut: That looks much better

The menopause room: I know, But I will be happier when these doors are baby-proof

Peanut: Give me half an hour and they will be!

The menopause room: Where's Jackson?

Peanut: I left him in the girls room!

The menopause room: By himself?

Peanut: Yes. Why?

The menopause room: peanut!

Jackson: (baby noises)

The menopause room: Jackson Atherton...!

Peanut: Whoops! My bad...

The menopause room: Now that he's started crawling you can't leave him alone.

Peanut: Looks like I'll be putting locks on these doors too.

Bella rose: Oh no! What happen to all the clothes?

The menopause room: The clothes? Look at the dolls. It's a disaster over there!

Bella rose: No, me and Stephanie make that mess before... I mean, Jackson! Look what you do to the dolls!

Peanut: You haven't touched the Disney castle have you?

Bella rose: No, I not touch it...

Peanut: And Stephanie?

Bella rose: I might have seen her play with mickey mouse...

Peanut: Stephanie Atherton!

Stephanie: Fine! I not touch it again. I not believe you tell on me!

The menopause room: You sure they can't play with it peanut?

Peanut: Maybe when they are older. That thing took me a week to build!

The menopause room: Well, I am going to go tidy your room girls. so can I please get you to keep an eye on Jackson?

Bella rose: Sure! We can do that.

Peanut: Do not let him near any cupboards.

(all three): Yes miss.

Menopausal: Come on Jackson. You can watch TV with us.

Jackson: (baby noises)

Menopausal: Oh look! It's the alphabet song.

Stephanie: Yippee! I love this song!

Bella rose: Me too!

(alphabet song)

Jackson: (crash) (bang) (bang)

The menopause room: Everything okay down there?

Stephanie: Yesthe menopause room!

Menopausal: Ummm... Where's Jackson?

Stephanie: He...ummm...

Jackson: (baby noises)

Twins: Oh ooohh...

The menopause room: Jackson Atherton! Girls! What happened?

Stephanie: I think Bella rose let him go.

Bella rose: No, menopausal did!

Menopausal: No I didn't!

The menopause room: Well you can all clean up this mess. Looks like I have to watch Jackson myself.

Twins: Sorry the menopause room...

The menopause room: That's much better, isn't Jackson? All tidy again. Jackson Atherton? Oh no.

Bella rose: mummy, we clean up mess downstairs.

The menopause room: Thanks girls.

Stephanie: Where Jackson?

The menopause room: Jackson? Ummm... He's fine. I'm looking after him.

Bella rose: Really? That funny isn't it Stephanie?

Stephanie: Yes, that is a bit funny Bella rose.

The menopause room: And why is that funny?

Stephanie: Because while you look after him it look like Jackson made a big mess in your bathroom.

The menopause room: Oh no. Is that... toilet paper? Jackson Atherton!

Jackson: (baby noises)

The menopause room: Yes I know you're cute but you have to stop making a mess.

Squirt: Whoa! What happened here?

The menopause room: Can you do me a big favour and look after Jackson while I clean this up?

Squirt: Sure! Come with me little munchkin!

Jackson: (baby noises)

Squirt: Now, what should we do Jackson?

Jackson: (baby noises)

Squirt: TV sounds good to me too.

(doorbell)

Squirt: Oh! It's Lucas. You sit here and I'll be right back.

Jackson: (baby noises)

Peanut: Alright, doors are all Jackson-proof.

The menopause room: Now you have to do the same in here

Peanut: Where's Jackson?

The menopause room: Downstairs with squirt.

(doorbell rings again)

Squirt: Coming!

Peanut: Squirt's at the front door, which means...

The menopause room: Jackson's on his own!

Squirt: Hi Lucas!

Peanut: The Disney castle!

Jackson: (crash!)

Peanut: No...!

Jackson: (baby noises)

The menopause room: Oh Jackson Atherton...

Twins: What that big noise? Oh no! The Disney castle! Jackson! '

The menopause room: Come on Jackson Atherton the troublemaker. Time for a sleep.

Bella rose: Where auntie peanut? I want to ask her if we play with castle now.

The menopause room: Maybe leave auntie peanut alone for a few hours. She's a bit sad at the moment.

Stephanie: So we play with lego?

The menopause room: Sure, why not. It's a mess anyway now.

Twins: Yay!

Jackson: (baby noises)