Pontisaurus Fex

Art by Joenell Luma

**Pontisaurus Fex** was a wrestler in the City British Wrestling promotion and acting Pope. He was 50% dinosaur, 50% Pope, and 100% wrestler. He had a tail as well as the ability to spit green mist at his opponents. His weaknesses were sadness and a bit on the back of his neck that allowed a rider to control him. He died when his own Colossal Russell replica trophy fell on him like a meteor while he fought Bob Villain.

> I claim you soul in the name of our ROARd and saviour!
>
> Pontisaurus Fex, The Colossal Tussle

## Appearance

He looked like a dinosaur, but was dressed like the Pope. He had a tail and frills on his cardinal's collar that popped up when he spat green mist at his enemies.

## Biography

### Colossal Tussle

At the Colossal Russell Memorial Battle Royale, Fex entered in a popemobile alongside velociraptor priests in burgundy robes. On the bell, he slammed Dragon Mask IV Dark then swiped Cudge Mulligan with his tail. Mulligan grabbed it and swung him around the ring. He was caught by The Spyderman who used him hit Dragon Mask. He later spit green mist at Dragon Mask who tried to counter this with his black vomit. Fex did his Mass Extinction Event finisher and slung Dragon Mask over the top rope. His cardinals swarmed the superhero.

   Later on, Fex tossed The Spyderman with his mouth. Spyderman tried to drop kick him, but he did his Baptism of Fiery Destruction move and threw Spyderman out of the ring to face the raptors.

Fex went for a fisherman suplex on Cudge Mulligan but was struck on the head with one of his barbells in an attempt to give him meteor PTSD. Fex kept trying to eliminate Cudge but the performer used acrobatics to avoid this. When Mulligan threw Fex, his cardinals caught him, and he later also used his tail to pogo back in. When Cudge threw him for the final time, he took Cudge with him and tail swiped him off to win the match. Fex recieved his Colossal Russell replica and bit it, then left in his Popemobile with his raptors and the carcasses of his victims. (*The Colossal Tussle*)

### Colossal Tussle II and death

For his entrance to the next Colossal Russell Memorial Battle Royale, a figure in crimson robes made a clawed cross sign over a font that had been wheeled in. The water in the font shook as he arrived with the teeth-marked Colossal Russell replica trophy. The audience were stood still; his forgiveness was based on movement. Someone threw a flare into the ring, which he chased.

During the match, Fex tried to eat Sob Ross, however Sob crushed Fex in a hug and threw him. Pterodactyls swooped from the rafters and caught him so he could dive-bomb Rick Thunder mouth first. He continued with the Megasaur Ass and then tail swiped Rick, who then landed on Fex and rode him. He steered Fex towards Valentina Ihavonich, using the back of his neck to control him, and he was made to chomp down. Valentina stroked Fex to console him, then climbed up him to fight Rick. Rick used Fex's tail to swing and dropkick The Phlegm Fatale, then tried to swing Fex into her, but she and Fex had an allegiance as she was deeply Snotestant.

Sob flipped Fex out of the ring but the Popemobile caught him; he hopped back onto the other side of the ring and had a sit down. Bob Villain saw this as an audience and began playing his sweet Honky-Tonk Piano. In response, Fex tried to bite Bob but accidentally slashed through the harnesses holding the Colossal Russell replica trophy. Like a meteor, the trophy hit Fex squarely in the chest and he read his own last words before passing away. He was thus eliminated from the match. (*The Colossal Tussle II*)

## Entrances

Fex's entrances tended to include velociraptor priests walking out in burgundy robes with a popemobile-like vehicle carrying him.

## Signature moves

* **Mass Extinction Event** - A finishing move in which he put a small cracker into the opponent's mouth, did the sign of the cross, and lifted them into a gigantic brain buster.
* **Baptism of Fiery Destruction** - A repeated powerbomb using his mouth.
* **Megasaur Ass** - He picked his opponent up an dumped them right onto his tailbone.