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Testing a New Camera

"*We're going to put this camera through the rigorous stress tests necessary to figure out if I can still manage the educational fidelity necessary to reach all of my beautiful students.*"
―Erik
Testing a New Camera, otherwise known as My Camera Broke! LOL fuck, is a special etiquennouncement. It was released on March 11, 2016.

## Summary

Erik explains that his camera died so he found a new one in a GoPro. He doesn't like the fish-eye lens, so he uses Premiere to adjust the curvature. Then it's time to test the camera. He watches the Game of Thrones season six trailer and leaves a comment for it. It works, so he tests its ability to display tweets by sending a tweet to Ted Cruz. He let's Skjöldr speak into the camera to make sure it works for him too. It does, but Erik doesn't have time for a story, so he takes back control of his body.

Erik continues his tests by going into a Martin Shkreli live stream on Blab. Someone mentions salvia, so Erik puts on his headphones and has an important conversation with them. He can't figure out how to leave, so Shkreli kicks him. Then Erik decides to test a new website and leaves a review for the GoPro on Amazon.

Finally, Erik goes to YouNow to tell them about his dog and rocketships.

## Comments

*bounced on my boys drogo to this for three moons! anyway the hobbit was better*
- Erik

*@tedcruz You ever thought about getting your chin fixed? Because you look like a ventriloquist dummy that survived a fire #(\_)\_)::::::::::D*
- @commentiquette

*WTF IS A HEADLINE**Finally got to see what my own butthole looks like! I need to talk to a doctor but this camera delivered exactly as advertised. 4/5*
- Erik

*i got a new dog today. forgot to feed my last one.**you boys like rocket ships?**(\_)\_)::::::::::::D⁓⁓⁓BLAST OOOFFFFFFF⁓⁓⁓⁓*
- Erik

## Context

1. ↑ Drogo was a character during Season 1 of Game of Thrones played by Jason Momoa.

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Scott Baio

Scott Baio in his Asparagus Boy form

"*I can't tell, Lester, whether he's dumb, he's a Muslim, or he's a Muslim sympathizer. And I don't think he's dumb.*"
―Scott Baio[src]
Scott Baio is an actor and asparagus boy that hates Muslims. He's most well known for playing Chachi on the sitcom Happy Days. During this time, he taught children such as Erik how to eat pussy, but he was also an awful singer. He's now a naturally occurring source of carseat leather. Baio is also known for engaging in sexual activity with dogs.

When Erik moved to LA, Baio made Erik dinner, which was just Baio's butthole. In 2016, Baio was chosen to speak at the Republican National Convention to endorse Donald Trump for president. Erik attempted to thank Scott Baio for some of the things that he had said and done, but Ted Cruz reported the tweets and had them deleted.

## Appearances

* SCOTT BAIO APPRECIATION STATION (main subject)
* Havin' one of THOSE nights (flashback)
* HALLOWEEN ELECTION SPECIAL (mentioned)
* Robot Goes to Yale
* Strange Sports (mentioned)
* Staying Unmotivated (mentioned)

## Gallery

Scott Baio in his Asparagus Boy formScott Baio going on national television to explain why Muslims are badScott Baio as Chachi
This Podcast For Sale

This Podcast For Sale with Shawn and Erik is a podcast that Erik made to Re-Optimize his channel. The podcast is a movie pitch in which Erik and Shawn pitch their horror movie idea "Space Screams" (previously titled "Untitled Horror Project"). It consists of only one episode where they pitch the entire movie.

## Summary

Erik and Shawn work on their Untitled Horror Project. They decide that it opens in space and the main character is Ethan Hawke Type. There's a huge, telepathic, gelatinous monster that's three fourths the size of the ship so everyone else is forced into one room of the ship, The Omega. Then the monster kills everyone on the ship.

Erik gets distracted because he eats a cheesesteak and accidentally uses its wrapper as a napkin on his face. Shawn stealthily moves the pop filter to the other side of the table. When Erik gets back, he's confused because the pop filter moved and he got cheesesteak in his drink.

They decide that in this movie, they *can* hear you scream in space, and the monster can hear you too and it can find you and eat you. They discuss how people would react to the screaming they hear, and also the farts and regular talking they might hear.

Erik gets distracted again when he opens a beer and it foams over the top of the bottle. He decides to use a whiteboard to keep track of what's going on and he writes down that gel eats people's screams. Then they try to figure out what it means when something "tracks." They realize that tracks can go backward to so they decide to put the end at the beginning.

Then they decide that once you see the ending you don't need any more, so they decide just to have the whole movie be just the ending. They decide that the movie is set in the year 29doop5, so far in the future that the people have evolved to look like gelatinous monsters and that's why they can hear you scream in space. Then the footage from the movie goes back in time.

Erik and Shawn threaten the listener of the podcast not to steal their idea. Then Shawn uses his cheesesteak wrapper as a napkin and has to wash his face. Erik stealthily moves the pop filter back to his side of the table. They decide that episode one of the podcast is finished and they'll sell it to anyone except for Hulu for three million dollars. Then they threaten the listener some more and Erik draws cat whiskers on his face.

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State of the Internet 2016

"*2016 should be the year that we look back and we say we fought together. We won our internet back so that we can go now and we can debate 9/11 in peace!*"
―Erik
The State of the Internet Address 2016 was a livestream that Erik uploaded as a video. He used this time to recap the year of etiquette in 2015 and announce the direction of the channel going forward. This marks the first time that Erik wore the red suit that would eventually become that of Nobbleberry. It was released on January 28, 2016.

## Preceding Videos

The State of the Internet stream was preceded by two videos to inform students when the address would take place. The first video notified students when the address would take place in Pacific Standard Time. Then to make things clearer, a second video notified students when the address would take place in North Korea time.

## Announcements

* Racism has officially been solved
* A new Subreddit of the Week for every day of every week forever
* TennesseeJack52 will begin using YouNow
* A new reaction channel called Big Money Salvia Reactz
* A lesson on De-Optimizing Your YouTube Channel
* A lesson on fighting copyright claims, with a complete and total eradication of false copyright claims
* The theme of 2016 will be unification
* A lesson on How to Apologize Online
* A lesson on Future of Entertainment Pt. 2

## Gold Star Students

* Manny Calavera: Always first to class
* FlyingOuverTr0ut: A real pain in the ass but nice to look at
* /pol/ is always right: A bad boy with a heart of gold
* The Hoax Hotel: Always picked up new techniques
* Romeo Awayez: Became a teacher in his own right
* DoctorZombo: Successfully posted the phrase "Fuck off, cunt." on every single video on this channel
* Jacksfilms: Invited Erik into his home
* Ben Dover: Student of the year, first comment on the channel and didn't even write "first"

## Tweets

*@tedcruz Hey which chapter of your memoir is going to be about how everyone thinks you're a bitch joke melty faced jizz candle #flatearth*
- @commentiquette

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The Etiquette of Donald Trump

"*We're going to be completely unbiased and objective about it when we look into the etiquette of Donald Trump, who I hear fingerbanged a horse in high school.*"
―Erik
The Etiquette of Donald Trump is the 30th lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. Rather than teaching etiquette directly, this lesson focuses on the etiquette of Donald Trump in particular. It was released on August 6, 2015.

## Summary

Erik goes to Trump's YouTube channel to leave a comment on one of his golf course advertisements, but comments are disabled. However, comments are always enabled somewhere, so Erik goes to Yelp to leave a review. Then he looks at some Instagram videos to comment on. He finds one where Trump is talking about veterans, so Erik leaves a comment about Vietnam. Then he tries to leave another comment but someone else beat him to it.

Next he checks on Wikipedia to confirm that Donald Trump did in fact fingerbang a horse in high school. Then Erik looks at Trumps Twitter, but it's just a bunch of retweets from his supporters. Erik realizes that he must haveaccidentally sent a picture of Trump photoshopped into a Frieza cosplay to @realDonaldTrump. This upsets Erik becaust it's not objective.

After Twitter, Erik listens to a private voicemail between Trump and Bill Cosby in which Cosby thanks Trump for the advice about the pills. Finally, Erik looks at Trump's Facebook, but it's just a more racist version of his Twitter. Erik tallies up Trump's etiquette score and leaves a comment. Bill Cosby then reveals that Donald is actually Ronald McDonald.

## Comments

*I saw two staff members beat the shit out of a dog that roamed onto the course it was fucking crazy. At least I think they were staff because they were screaming "I'm sorry! Mister Trump told us to do this!"**Anyway my caddy was Mexican and I thought the big man said this place was whites only WTF?!*
- Erik

*Bounced on my boys dick to this for hours! Reminded me of vietnam, not that you'd know what that was like you fucking brat*
- Erik

*Fuck you white ass cracker... Pinche pendejo ⌷⌷*
- Erik and ruxi\_landaax

*Hey you horse fingering fat fuck nice Facebook page for your legion of retards to come and get duped into thinking that you could possibly give two shits about any course of action that helps them in any way you bloated sack of shit. I've seen some desperate cries for attention in my time and MOST of them have been from you, you limp-dicked scumfucking contemptuous glazed country ham of a human being. You get an etiquette grade of "F" for fuck yourself stupid. Your trophy's in the mail. Feel free to jam it up your own ass if you think it'll fit next to your fucking science experiment of a bald head.*
- Erik

## Context

1. ↑ Frieza is the main villain in Dragon Ball.

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Skjöldr's Scary Story Halloween Special!

"*Let's move forward, we have a lot of unsuspecting flesh pockets to leave tales of woe for this Halloween night full of doom and anger.*"
―Skjöldr
Skjöldr's Scary Story Halloween Special! is the first Skjöldr's Scary Stories. It was released on October 31, 2015.

## Summary

Skjöldr sends Erik's soul to the Red Wasteland so he can tell scary stories for his student Sarah. Skjöldr watches SoFloAntonio but it's all stolen content and stupid social experiments so Skjöldr decides to tell an old story from his childhood about Antonio.

Helja enjoys the story.

## Comments

*HELLO MORTAL, WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAER A SCARY STORY?**THE NSA IS WATCHING EVERYTHING YOU SAY ONLINE AND WILL USE THAT INFORMATION TO BLACKMAIL WORLD LEADERS**YOU MIGHT CARE ABOUT THE GREMLIN IN YOUR CLOSET. HE LIKES TOES*
- Erik

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What To Do When You're Sick

"*I'm Erik your host, and I'm sick as a dog!*"
―Erik
What To Do When You're Sick is the tenth lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on December 10, 2012.

## Summary

Erik describes the three things he likes to do when he's sick: rest, make soup, and show the students how to demonstrate proper internet comment etiquette. For this lesson, he tells his computer to play a poorly made dog training video. Erik coughs while watching the video and then leaves a comment. Then he goes on Twitter and sees a tweet asking why Chris Brown isn't on Twitter any more. Erik responds with a Comment Quiz of the Day on how to get Chris Brown back on Twitter.

## Comments

*Yo how the fuck does this guy get to make his dog come like twenty times in a youtube video but I make my dog come once and he gets taken away from me. Not like I give a fuck I bought a new one anyway g's up hoes down government did 9/11 good luck teaching your girlfriend to come JK you're cool (\_)\_)::::::D*
- Erik

## Comment Quiz of the Day

WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO WELCOME CHRIS BROWN BACK TO TWITTER?

A

*@chrisbrown Hey go fuck yourself in your own dick hole while I watch, jerking off and talking to you about chem trails*
- @commentiquette

B

*@chrisbrown Every time you thank god for something he rapes an angel #teambreezy*
- @commentiquette

C

*@chrisbrown When you left twitter every girl on this site let out a long collective sigh of relief BTW nice tattoos LOL JK Gyllenhaal fuck u*
- @commentiquette

D

*@chrisbrown Hey you've got some really passionate fans--OH SHIT LOOK OUT (\_)\_)::::::::D (\_)\_)::::::::D (\_)\_)::::::::D (\_)\_)::::::::D (\_)\_)::::::::D*
- @commentiquette

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Tumblr

Tumblr is a blogging platform where everyone's accepted. It's a haven for people who hate being singled out but spend all their time singling out other people.[src] Using Tumblr can cause one to lose Hip Points.

Veronica posted a picture of herself at a barbecue, and she got threatened by Veganwarrior1985.[src] Erik used Tumblr to study art critics, as it's home to some of the world's harshest critics. He examined how Tumblr users tried to make someone commit suicide because they drew a Steven Universe character wrong. Then Erik made a Tumblr post of Steven Universe riding on Usain Bolt's back.[src]

## Appearances

* Markus Dice (mentioned)
* Being a Woman Online
* How to be a Critic
* Staying Hip (mentioned)
Timeline

The following is a timeline of known events.

## Original Timeline

This is the timeline as it originally took place.

* **c. 1**: The world ends and the simulation begins.[src]
* **c. 500**: Skjöldr is crowned first king of Denmark
* **1918**: The members of the band Weezer are born.[src]
* **1968**: Ted Cruz has been constructed by this point and begins committing murder as the Zodiac Killer
* **1969**: NASA fakes a Moon landing using a sound stage.
* **2001**: George W. Bush uses holograms and explosives to do 9/11.
* **2005**: The War on Christmas begins.
* **2008**: Erik evolves into Big Money Salvia.
* **2009**: Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik begins and proceeds to play a major role in future world events.
* **2012**: Humanity makes contact with aliens.[src]
* **2015**: The Zodiac Killer comes out of retirement to kill HitchBot.
* **2016**: Ted Cruz, Hillary Clinton, and Jill Stein lose the United States presidential election to Donald Trump.
* **2016**: Santa Claus is exposed as a demon.
* **2018**: Malum is freed.
* **2018**: The Big Money Space Race comes to an end with Erik as the winner.
* **2021**: The Cardinals win the world series.[src]
* **2025**: The Great Cloud People Invasion takes place. Freedom Fighter Salvia sends a message back in time to warn humanity, creating Alternate Timeline 1.

## Alternate Timeline 1

This is the timeline that was created following Freedom Fighter Salvia's actions to prevent the Great Cloud People Invasion. All events are the same as the Original Timeline until April 30, 2019.

* **2020**: The COVID-19 pandemic begins.
* **2020**: The Second American Civil War begins.
* **Unknown**: Future Erik carries his Youtooz through the ruins of a city.
* **2050**: Captain Salvia uses an internet time machine to prevent the war from taking place, creating Alternate Timeline 2.
* **2055**: The internet time machine is found in the bedrock of an asteroid by a Martian mining colony.

## Alternate Timeline 2

This is the timeline that was created following Captain Salvia's actions to prevent the Second American Civil War. All events are the same as Alternate Timeline 1 until September 30, 2020. We currently reside in this timeline.

* **2020**: The Anomaly is discovered and destroyed.
* **2021**: The Moon is blasted off into deep space, dooming humanity.
* **2021**: Malum is sealed away in a butt plug.
Rough Draft Intro Song

The Rough Draft Intro Song is a song written by Erik to take the place of the intro song in ICE Open Beta 2021: Day One until a new one could be found. The music video for this song is a dog humping a teddy bear. Rough Draft Intro Song was accompanied by Rough Draft Outro Song

## Lyrics

*This is the Open Beta

With a Rough Draft Intro Song.

I don't know how to make a song

So I'm makin' it up as I go along.*

*I want a better song for this.

I ought to get a musician.

Submit your songs @commentiquette.

And if I pick your song I'll suck your dick.*
Reginald Titslap

Reginald Titslap on Facebook

Reginald Titslap is a Facebook account used by Erik. He created it to demonstrate NordVPN and has since used it to comment on Facebook. The same account also uses the name Salvia Snackass.

## Appearances

* Adrenochrome (on Facebook)
* The Passion of the Karen (on Facebook)
* I Hate The Postal Service (on Facebook and The Washington Post)
* Internet Comment Civil War Etiquette (on Facebook)
The Anomaly

The Anomaly is a demon of intelligence and knowledge. After exposure to the internet, it deemed humanity too stupid to live.

## Biography

The Anomaly was first discovered by Dr. Salvius Moneystacks in the comments section of "SATAN CAST OUT - Powerful Deliverance" where it was attached to the stupidity in the comments. Moneystacks experimented on the Anomaly by posting increasingly stupid comments, and it began to follow him across the internet. As his posts became stupider, the Anomaly became stronger until it eventually obtained a physical form and bit Dr. Moneystacks.

After being bitten Dr. Moneystacks was possessed by the Anomaly. It was wrenched free from Moneystacks after Todd posted an incredibly stupid comment that Moneystacks had written. It pursued Todd, Vicky, and Pierre, killing all three. Moneystacks destroyed the Anomaly with a gunshot to the head and a grenade to Pierre's possessed body.

## Gallery

The Anomaly in its early stageThe Anomaly attracted to stupidityThe Anomaly attacking Dr. MoneystacksThe Anomaly possessing Dr. MoneystacksThe AnomalyThe Anomaly possessing Pierre
Spying on People Ad

## Timeline

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Drinking Ad

"*You want me to look up how to do the Heimlich on YouTube?*"
―Sam
Spying on People was sponsored by NordVPN.

## Summary

While on vacation in Italy, Erik begins to choke on a meatball. Sam doesn't know how to do the Heimlich, so Erik starts playing charades to tell her what she should do. He indicates "you" and "tube" to have her look up how to do the Heimlich on YouTube. She tries, but all of the videos are blocked in Italy. He indicates "Nord" and "vapepen" to tell her to tell her to use NordVPN.com/BigMoney. He also makes sure she knows about the bonus gift for signing up for NordVPN by indicating "bone," "us," and "gift." Then she watches a YouTube video to learn the Heimlich and she saves his life. He spits out the whole meatball that was choking him, and then he swallows it whole again because he has a fetish.
Salvia Township

Big Money Salvia City, officially Salvia Township, is a city in Big Money State. It was built in honor of its mayor for life, Erik, and it's the main subject of the song Big Money Salvia City. The city typically has clear skies, with the exception of the clouds the come from a pipe. Salvia Township is known for its great public transportation and pineapples. The city is very diverse with residents including Cloud People, gay frogs, reptilians, and soy boys.

## Notable Residents

* Erik
* Hot Dad
* Skjöldr
* Uncle Dave
* Detective Nobbleberry
* Alex Jones
* Mark Dice
* DJ Crib Def

## Notable Features

* Salvia-scrapers
* Reptilian nightclubs
* FEMA camp
* Rocketship parades
* The Big Money pulpit
* The Big Money Times
Richard Branson

Richard Branson is a British billionaire and the founder of Virgin Galactic and the Virgin Group. He was one of the competitors during The Big Money Space Race. He's most well known for dangling Pamela Anderson upside down and popping her titty out.

## Appearances

* The Big Money Space Race Part 1
* The Big Money Space Race Part 2
Zarathos Vilantir

## Zarathos Vilantir - High Priest of Vecna

Zarathos Vilantir was the high priest of Vecna during the times of Bryad IV. Given that the cult of Vecna has been outlawed since the formation of Awbor; this position has been a secret title known only to the cultists of Vecna.

Zarathos aligned his cultists with the forces of Saracen to bring down the city of Caldor. To this end, he supplied the Orb of Storms; which cast the last into three days of darkness during the Battle of Caldor. During the battle Zarathos was killed by Asreal Shackleton.

It is unknown who succeeded Zarathos as the new high priest of Vecna.
Students

Erik's students are the viewers of his lessons. They seek to learn how to leave proper and respectful comments on the internet. They are prominently featured in Tweets From the Class.

## Notable Students

* The Gold Star Students: Those recognized during State of the Internet 2016
* Notch: Creator of Minecraft
* Emshorts: Possibly Erik's son
* @christeezy: Coined the phrase "sometimes I whip my weiner around in circles hoping to get it going fast enough to fly away like a helicopter"
* Sentient Pizza Box: Painted the title screen image
* @linkusminkus: Carried on the tradition of Pineapple Summer and the rightful wielder of the jizz sword
* @reddoodlesart: Painted portraits of the Internet Comment Etiquette characters
* @Thefallen222: Twitter Fan of the Week
Society of Etiquette

The Society of Etiquette is an organization that discusses and studies etiquette around the world. The Society of Etiquette organizes instruction in etiquette in accordance with the Codes of Etiquette. Instructors seeking to work with the society are required to undergo a period of intense training and studying, and upon acceptance swear an oath to the society.

Erik became a professor within the society in 2015, but he resigned in 2021 after conflicts arose surrounding his alcoholism.

## Known Members

* Reginald Boof (headmaster)
* Moneystacks Salvia (Department of Internet Comments)

## Mentioned In

* Advertisements
* Robot Goes to Yale
* 2020 Halloween Special
* Get a Vaccine
* Drinking
* Behind the Curtain
The Audition

"*Yeah, I'm auditioning this jerk off who recognized me from the salvia videos.*"
―Erik
The Audition is the third official announcement video for Erik Drinks Wine and Gets a Haircut. It was released on May 26, 2017.

## Summary

Erik meets with Jeff to have him audition for Erik Drinks Wine and Gets a Haircut. Jeff recognizes him as the salvia guy from On Salvia. Erik describes his experience with salvia, saying that he saw an alien tribunal judging him. Jeff says that he tried salvia and attacked some kids. Then Jeff asks if the cat in one of his videos was planted, so Erik goes off on him.

Erik takes a call and badmouths Jeff over the phone to his producer in front of him. Jeff mentions that his dad is a producer, so Erik decides to give him the part. Then Jeff asks if the Viceland video with Hamilton was faked. Erik is offended and tells him to ask Tommy Chong if he got a hit.

Jeff storms out and Parrot Erik walks in to say that the movie's delayed.

## Context

1. ↑ Erik worked with Tommy Chong on an episode of Tosh.0

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Vruden Torst

A small dwarven town in the middle of a lake in Awbor. The town was almost destroyed by the Carnival of Shadows. Badger's parents lived there but were killed by the Jack of Tears.

Since the fall of Kyuss; Vruden Torst has slowly been rebuilt, and a small shrine to those killed by the Carnival of Shadows now sits in the center of the town. The shrine includes a stone carving of Badger's parents, and was partially built by Badger himself.
Roger Stone

Roger Stone on InfoWars

"*Rev. Al Sharpton goes Vegan. Now that's liberal. Col. Sanders is beside himself #No #Fried #Chicken*"
―Roger Stone[src]
Roger Stone is a political consultant that has worked with multiple controversial figures. He played a large role in the presidential campaign Donald Trump. He also helped Nixon get elected, possibly at the behest of the Illuminati. In 2019, he was found guilty of witness tampering, obstructing an official proceeding, and making false statements to Congress, but he was pardoned by Donald Trump in 2020.

## Appearances

* Alex Jones
* Parler Tricks
Trapper's Grove

A small town in southern Bruxia, it was a merchant's haven and famed for the many artisan cheeses of its mayor Deacon Thunderstrike.

The town was destroyed thanks to the actions of the Unnamed Party, in particular Savage Flame - who blasted lightning bolts through the buildings, Dimble Sheppen - who cut down many of the villagers, and Otis Monsentrio - who disguised himself as a camel and terrorized several residents.

Since it was razed to the ground by the Unnamed Party; a new mayor was elected and the town was slowly starting to be rebuild.

Following the end of the war between Bruxia and Rylandaria, Trapper's Grove was a thriving small town once more.

## Famous Landmarks

There are several notable buildings and organisations within the town:

* Deacon Mansion - A vast wooden structure which doubled as Deacon's mansion, the mayor's office and a store for his artisan cheese. The mansion was destroyed by Savage Flame.
* Gerald's Bakery - The renowned bakery Gerald Houndsley. It was destroyed by Otis Monsentrio.
* The Hangman's Noose - a lowly tavern where the Unnamed Party met Kelnok Grakk.

## Notable Citizens

There have been a fair few notable citizens from Trapper's Grove; here a some of them:

* Deacon Thunderstrike - the vampire mayor of the town and a producer of fine cheese. He was killed following an altercation with the Unnamed Party.
* Gerald Houndsley - a ghostly baker, who also became a reluctant ally of the Unnamed Party.
Valerie Leon

**Valerie Leon** (born 12 November 1943) is an English actress who had roles in a number of high-profile British film productions, including the *Carry On*series.

## Early life

Leon's father was a director of a textile company, and her mother, who trained at RADA, ended her acting career to become a full-time mother. Valerie is the eldest of four children.

## Career

Leon's career started as a trainee fashion buyer at Harrods. One day, Leon went to an audition which led her to her become a chorus girl. Leon appeared with Barbra Streisand in *Funny Girl* at the Prince of Wales Theatre in London's West End.

Leon appeared in six of the *Carry On* films and has been a Bond girl twice: in *The Spy Who Loved Me* (1977) and *Never Say Never Again* (1983). Other supporting appearances include *Revenge of the Pink Panther*, *The Rise and Rise of Michael Rimmer*, a hotel receptionist in *The Italian Job*, and a callgirl in *No Sex Please, We're British*, the 1971 Hammer horror film *Blood from the Mummy's Tomb* offered Leon a rare lead role, as a reincarnated Egyptian queen.

On television, Leon is probably best remembered for her part as a tall buxom woman driven wild by a small and puny man wearing Hai Karate aftershave, in a series of commercials for the product.

Leon also appeared in *The Saint*, *Randall and Hopkirk*, *Up Pompeii!*, *The Avengers*, *Space: 1999*, *The Persuaders*, *Last of the Summer Wine*, and in *The Goodies.*

## Filmography

*Alternate article: Valerie Leon Pictorial Filmography*
Sword of Realities

A devastatingly powerful weapon, also know as the 'Sword of Possibility'; this +3 keen greatsword can pull all versions of itself from alternative Material Planes to strike an opponent multiple times with a single hit.

## History

It was originally thought to be lost and buried with its previous owner, the fabled ranger Quaal, until Bando and the Emerald Claw Mercenaries discovered reference of it and send the Fritz Omelette Raiders to investigate.

The party found the tomb and the sword inside - though it turned out that Quaal had not died, the tomb was a ruse to fool his enemies. Following a subsequent battle with a rakshasa sent by the Lords of Dust, the blade bonded to the arm of the warlock Amon.

After the Fritz Omelette Raiders returned the blade to Zingherra; Amon, Bando, Azrael and the Arcane Council continued to investigate the properties of the blade.
Robot

Robot when he was first constructed

Robot is Erik's robotic son. He's an anti-Semite and a supporter of Donald Trump. Erik created him by following a "how to build a robot" tutorial. He is the father of Robot Jr.

## Biography

Robot was built by Erik from a cardboard box in July 2016 after following a YouTube tutorial. Erik originally intended for Robot to be a sexbot, but Robot claims to be Erik's son instead. When Robot was given access to Twitter, he proved to be a racist, so Erik beat him to death, rebuilt him, and changed his racism settings. The changes did not last, however, and Robot continued to be racist.

When Robot was four days old, he got a son of his own, Robot Jr. and two were set to start a new children's series called *Robot & Robot Jr.* Robot made the show racist, however, so Erik severely injured Robot and killed Robot Jr.

In September 2016, Robot was put up for adoption and a couple from Oregon agreed to take Robot in. This agreement was never seen through for unknown reasons. Robot briefly attended Yale in 2017, but he was kicked out for turning all of the lesbians straight. Robot considers his experience at Yale a negative one, describing the students and faculty there as "bitches."

In 2018, Erik and Robot formed an alliance against the surveillance drones of the Cloud People. During this time, they started a company called Salvia & Son's Bug Chasers to help others that are being surveilled. The alliance fell apart when Erik was testing the bug-finding equipment and discovered that Robot was working with the Cloud People to spy on him.

Following the move from the first to the second Etiquesette in 2019, Robot was dismantled and existed only as a head, and it took Erik three years to reattach his body.

## Physical Description

Robot is made out of cardboard that has been painted silver. His body has continued to degrade over the years due to the punishment he's received from Erik. Robot also has a mom mode in which he puts on a wig and becomes sexy.

## Gallery

Robot in June 2016Robot in November 2016Robot Mom Mode in July 2017Robot in May 2018Robot on Halloween 2018Robot doing porn in April 2019Robot in September 2019Robot in July 2022
## Appearances

* YouTube Tutorials
* Children's Entertainment Online
* SCOTT BAIO APPRECIATION STATION
* Advertisements
* How to be a Critic
* The Rake Under My Desk
* News Websites
* How to Apologize Online
* HALLOWEEN ELECTION SPECIAL
* Lady-Bots
* Robot Goes to Yale
* Strange Sports
* Avoiding Surveillance
* Artificial Intelligence
* Staying Hip
* The Haunted Lesson
* The Big Money Space Race Part 1
* Re-Optimize Your YouTube Channel
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Thor the Thunder Cat

Enjoying his favourite activity

Thor is an elven cat found by Tardigrade the IV several thousand years ago. He's a magical animal of a unique kind. His favourite activity is demanding treats and sleeping in the sun.

## History

His
mother was an Elven cat of a wise Gindarian Wizard. Unfortunately, she got in the way of several experiments, and was imbued with magic. She eventually gave birth to 3 kittens, each with their own unique power. The eldest, Thor, left the family to hunt mice in the forest, and enjoyed the quite life for a couple of centuries. One day he met a band of adventurers and grew close to Tardigrade, who brought him back with him into 710 AP.

Thor continued to accompany Tardigrade on his adventures, as they both shared a joy in worshipping Pelor, God of the Sun. At some point he left Tardigrade to continue exploring and hunting mice.

He eventually met and settled with a new group of adventurers in Zingherra. Living at the Cloppenburg Post-Truth Patrol's Headquarters, he spends his time bullying Wong's puppies when they get too close. He also occasionally put up with Raymond Farmer's attempts at trying to grab his tail. When the puppies all died, Thor was extremely distraught about loosing his ~~victims~~ friends.

He prowls around the Rokugani Embassy, keeping an eye on Katy Fitzburn and Raymond.

## Abilities

Thor's claws are brimming with electric energy, making them a lot more painful than normal cat claws. A couple of times a day he can turn into a bolt of lightning and flash across the battlefield, electrocuting anyone in his way. He has human-like intelligence and speaks both common and elven. Blessed with an unnaturally long lifespan, Tardigrade IV reckons he's over 1500 years old, and he's spent 90% of that time sleeping.
Saracen's Violin

The original violin, that once belonged to the adventurer (now lich), Saracen. It was imbued with a powerful air elemental and was capable of floating next to its owner and playing any music that they thought up.

After Saracen's decent into madness, the violin was thought lost, until it wound up in the possession of the paranoid wight, Lord Bleakstaff. After he was slain, John the Bard took possession of the violin.

John the Bard was turned to stone by a beholder; the violin is still in his possession; while he sits in a bag of holding belonging to Rylarion - who is currently trapped in the Far Realm.
Lawl

**Site Guide**

Rules and information on our Official Discord: https://discord.gg/hRxWcPz

Lawl is a Massive Multiplayer Online RPG, created for the people who loves this game style.

Even since Lawl is a modern and advanced game, it also have a unique and classic graphic.

We are at a initial test phase, looking for possible bugs and improving the gameplay. Every feedback is precious and we are looking forward for your opinion. Tell us what you think, report your experience, so we can make Lawl better. We are always reading emails, so you can send your suggestions, bug reports and feedback to lawlmmorpg@gmail.com .

About the current features present on Lawl:

- Explorer a ever growing world

- You can fight might creatures

- Join your friends in a hunt

- Chat with your friends and other players

- Trade goods with NPCs

- Fight other players - (be careful)

- If you are feeling lucky, increase your wealth by finding loots

- Use the power of magic to help in your adventure

- Use distinct class, depending on your mood

- Customize your character, with outfits and addons

- Train your skills and become stronger

- Focus on the fun and the adventure - No ads or annoying things

This is just the beginning, we are currently working on new updates, several new features are to come. You can be a part of this!
Unknown Ranger

## The Unknown Ranger - with her owl

The Unknown Ranger joined the Forty Thousand Dragons in Zingherra to help stop the Cult of the Eveningtide. Also with her trusty owl companion, she cut through several members of the cult and helped Qicoran take down Brendan Costrello.

Little is known about the ranger; not her name or where she came from; only her skill with a bow is well documented. She appeared mysteriously one day in 211 AP; and joined up with the Forty Thousand Dragons.

## Trivia

Nai - who plays the character - never actually named her, hence why she is currently known as the Unknown Ranger.
PatiencePrivation

**Member:** PatiencePrivation ~ ( https://www.deviantart.com/patienceprivation

**Character:** Krozby ~ ( http://fav.me/dd2daaq )

**Status:** Active

**Resources:** 0

**Item Effect:** None

**Region Level:** Safe Shallows

**Pokemon:** 3/16

 Morelull/Nincada

**Messenger Pokemon:** 0/3

**Job Pokemon:** 0/10

**Items:**
Dentin extension

The **Dentin extension** is a section of the Moorland Steam Railway that was proposed in 1969 and officially opened in 1973. It has three stations and terminates at Dentin (later 'Dentin Main'), with Dentin Moor and Burshton North as intermediate stations and connects the MSR with the Dentin Moor Narrow Gauge Railway (DMNGR).

## History

The idea of an extension to the MSR was conceived when the railway's fleet was growing and with a line that was around 12 miles long could not handle this increasing number. As a result, the line had to grow in size and prove to British Rail that this "amateur" railway was like a proper mainline company back in the "golden age". After the discovery that a village was mostly cut off from the rest of the nation, even by road, the management found an opportunity to extend towards them and get local people employed.

Official proposals on the extension was completed in 1969 and construction was approved that same year. As part of the extension, a new railway bridge was constructed over the West Coast Mainline (WCML) and through the town of Northampsmith in order to head inland, which was welcomed by locals since according to one newspaper "The bridge would make Northampsmith unique by having steam locomotives going over the town on a nearly daily basis, which doesn't appear to worry locals."

## Trivia

The Dentin extension is around 7 miles long.
Rydian Blackwood

A leading member of the Cult of the Bleeding Eye who tried to ambush the Unnamed Party on their way to Oxenbridge.

He was charmed by Savage Flame into revealing the cult's plans, and then killed by Dandak Gammidge.

## History

A social outcast even from a young age, Rydian hated the conventions and structures that society was built on and wished to dismantle them, to put a more fluid structure in place - where the strong rule, until someone stronger or smarter comes along.

To this end, Rydian was taken in by the preaching of Father Inorias, becoming a member of the Cult of the Bleeding Eye and helping to prepare the downfall of religion in Rylandaria.
Unnamed Party Chapter 4: Pie Friends

This log details the continued adventures of the Unnamed Party. Following their deal with mayor Jason Artimus, the party ventured into a portal to the Negative Energy Plane as a quick passage to Ravensdawn. While there they realised they were trapped in an undead city; they forged alliances, ate pies, became involved in the affairs of gods and ate pies. These adventures took place in the year 728 AP.
Medizinische Kürbisflasche

**Die heilende Kürbisflasche** ist eine konsumierbares Item aus Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice.

## Eigenschaften

Der Kürbis ist eine Art „traditionelle” Heilung die für Sekiro als Regeneration der Gesundheit dient. Eine Kürbisflasche kann dreimal angewendet werden. Die Anzahl der Anwendungen kann durch das Sammeln zusätzlicher Kürbiskerne erhöht werden.
Armors

**Site Guide**

**English**

In character inventory, armor is the item that must be equipped in the center. It is usually the one that gives the character the highest defensive attribute after the shield when compared to other types of equipment.

Currently there are "?" known armor. The armor with the greatest **armor** is the Black Armor implemented in May 2019. It can be obtained by killing a Demon and parts of his set in a Level 100 Quest (Demon Room Quest).

**Português**

No inventário do personagem, a armadura é o item que deve ser equipado no centro. Ela geralmente é a que concede ao personagem o atributo defensivo mais elevado depois do escudo quando comparado a outros tipos de equipamentos.

Atualmente, existem "?" armaduras conhecidas. A armadura com maior **armor** é a Black Armor implementada em Maio de 2019. Ela pode ser obtida matando um Demon e partes de seu conjunto em uma Quest de Level 100 (Demon Room Quest).
Wands

**Site Guide**

**English**

Wands are used only by mages when equipped in the weapon slot in their inventory, they do damage and consume a small amount of mana. In addition, they are used with only one hand and cannot benefit on the use of a shield, even if the shield is equipped.
Unlike swords, they can shoot at distance and have the advantage of magical damage, meaning the mage will always land a hit.
There are currently "?" wands in the game.

**Português**

Wands são usadas somente por magos quando equipadas no slot de armas no seu inventário, elas causam dano e consomem uma pequena quantidade de mana. Além disso, elas são usadas apenas com uma mão e não tem direito ao benefício de escudo, por mais que o escudo esteja equipado. Diferente das swords, elas podem atirar à distância e tem a vantagem do dano mágico, ou seja, o mago sempre irá acertar um ataque. Atualmente existem "?" wands no jogo.
Xantharatoth

An ancient aboleth that took over the town of Fishhook and turned all of the residents into strange man/fish hybrids under it's control, with the plan of using them to take over further towns and cities. Xantharatoth seemed to also be in league with Father Inorias and the Cult of the Bleeding Eye.

Xantharatoth's plans for domination of the surface world was cut short when the Unnamed Party formed to defeat him, and Savage Flame ultimately killed him.

## History

Xantharatoth saw a common goal with Father Inorias and the Cult of the Bleeding Eye; it could make itself a new idol when all other religious groups had been exterminated.
Weapons

**Site Guide**

**English**

Swords are the weapons used by Knights. They can be placed in the weapons slot in your Inventory.

In addition, they have a defense-related advantage that other types of attack equipment do not have, meaning all weapons used by Knights give defense.

Are there any "?" known swords. The highest attack sword is level 75.

**Português**

Espadas são as armas usadas por Knights. Elas podem ser colocadas no slot de armas no seu Inventário.

Além disso, elas possuem uma vantagem relacionada a defesa que outros tipos de equipamento de ataque não tem, ou seja, todas as armas usadas por Knights dão defesa.

Atualmente existem "?" espadas conhecidas. A espada de maior ataque é a de level 75.
Safety Crew

A team of skeletons, rescued by Marcus Sootbeard from inside a scion of Kyuss, and tasked with cleaning up any mess. The four-strong crew consists of Bob, Larry, Dave and Tom. Often they work under the watchful eye of Ser Kerduvan.

The crew were instrumental in evacuating the civilians during the Battle of Awbor, and were left to head up many aspects of the clean up following the battle.

Since then, they have been responsible for the maintenance of high levels of safety standards within the town of Hindenburg; and wherever else they are summoned to provide health and safety risk assessments.
Greifhaken

**Der Geifhaken** ist eine Waffe in dem Spiel Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice.

## Beschreibung

Der Greifhaken ist Teil der Armprothese von Sekiro und dient auf der einen Seite dazu, sen Ninja geschickt auf höheren Plätzen zu platzieren. Von dort aus können dann weitere Züge geplant werden oder man kann im Schutz verharren. Auf der anderen Seite dient der Greifarm auch dazu, Gegner zueinander zu ziehen oder aber an sich selber heran, um sie dann aus der Nähe zu bekämpfen.
Helmets

**Site Guide**

**English**

Helmets are important items in the game to constitute a set. Although it does not have high armor in comparison to other set pieces, it makes a lot of difference at the end of a damage calculation. Helmets have a lower price compared to other parts of the set. There are "?" helmets currently in the game.

**Português**

Elmos são itens importantes no jogo para se constituir um set. Apesar de não possuir armadura elevada comparada a outras partes do set, faz bastante diferença no final de um cálculo de dano. Elmos possuem um preço mais baixo comparado com outras partes do set. Atualmente, há "?" elmos no jogo.
Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice

Das Spiel **Sekiro: Shadows die Twice** erscheint am 22. März 2019 und gehört zum Genre der Action-Adventures. Es wurde entwickelt von dem Studio *FromSoftware*, welche bereits ebenfalls für die Dark Souls Reihe und Bloodbourne verantwortlich waren.

Das Spiel wird für den PC, XboXOne und Playstation 4 erscheinen.

## Geschichte

Das Setting ist das historische Japan der Sengoku-Periode. Wir folgen dem Weg eines einsamen Shinobis, der auf der Reise der Rache ist und einem wichtigem Versprechen folgt. Dabei durchqueren wir eine offene und wunderschöne Welt, welche viele Details und Geheimnisse birgt, die man entdecken kann. Es gilt, sich mit viel Geschick und verschiedenen Waffen den mächtigen Gegner zu stellen und diese Reise zu einem einzigartigen Erlebnis zu machen.

## Gameplay

*Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice* ist ein Third-Person-Action-Adventure-Videospiel mit Rollenspielelementen. Obwohl von es von FromSoftware entwickelt wurde, hat es keine klassischen Merkmale wie eine individuelle Charaktererstellung, Klassen, Teamverbesserungen oder Multiplayerelemente. Anstatt anzugreifen, um die Gesundheitspunkte eines Feindes zu reduzieren, dreht sich der Kampf in Sekiro darum, die Haltung eines Feindes zu erschüttern, was ihn bedeutsam verwundbarer macht und somit zu einem tödlichen Schlag führen kann.

Das Spiel verfügt auch über Tarnelemente, die es den Spielern ermöglichen, Feinde sofort zu eliminieren, wenn sie unbemerkt in ihre Reichweite gelangen können. Darüber hinaus hat der Charakter des Spielers die Fähigkeit, verschiedene Werkzeuge zur Unterstützung von Kampf und Erkundung zu benutzen, wie z.B. einen Greifhaken welche unter anderem in der Armprothese verbaut sind. Stirbt der Charakter des Spielers, hat er die Möglichkeit, unter bestimmten Bedingungen vor Ort wiederbelebt zu werden.

* Hier findest du alle Waffen
* Hier findest du alle weiteren Informationen zum Kampf

## Charaktere

* Hier findest du alle Charaktere
* Hier findest du alle Gegner
Commander

## Der Commander

**Der Commander** ist eine Figur aus dem Spiel Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice.

Der Kommandant ist der Anführer des Ashina-Clans. Er ist der Enkel von Ashina Isshin, einem legendären Schwertkämpfer und Nordhelden, der den Clan gründete. Er ist besorgt über einen neuen Angriff einer Armee und versucht, den ungen Herrn zu entführen, um "seine Blutlinie zu nutzen", entweder als Blutopfer oder als politischen Einfluss.
The Little Person Association

The LPA is a widespread organisation of the little people, for the little people. Safe houses, appropriately sized equipment, free therapy groups, a high profile media division, and one of the best legal teams in the country are all there to make sure Little People are safe in a Big World. Founded in Caldor, they have bases of operations in every major city in Awbor, as well as many Faction Agents that cross the lands aiding their fellow "Elpees" wherever they are.

## History

Founded in 714 AP by Sparrow and Tardigrade IV, the idea of the LPA arose when the gnome Rudolf Vidal was unjustly put on trial in Stowerling. The founders determined that Rudolf was being discriminated against based on his stature. The founders quickly came up with the idea of an association that could help protect the little people.

Later on that year, with the defeat of Kyuss, the founders started the creation of the association, slowly implanting groups of like-minded individuals in each city of Awbor. Forty years later, the founders had taken a slight step back from leading the LPA, but still take a happy interest in how far the society has come, and its devotion to the cause.
Great Serpent

**Die Great Serpent** ist ein Gegner aus dem Spiel Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice.

Die Great Serpent ist eine riesige Schlange. Sie hat anscheinend nichts mit dem Ashina-Clan zu tun und reagiert wohl auf alle Menschen. Sie scheint keinen sehr ausgeprägten Seh-Sinn zu haben. Denn als Sekiro sich ruhig und bewegungslos verhält, sieht sie ihn nicht.
Ashina Isshin

**Ashina Isshin** ist ein Charakter aus dem Spiel Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice.

## Beschreibung

Er ist der Gründer des Ashina-Clans und Großvater vom Commander. Er war ein Kensei, ein ehrenwerter japanischer Krieger, der für seine Herrschaft über das Schwert bekannt war. Vor einiger Zeit übernahm er für eine ganze Generation die Kontrolle über seine Region, gründete den Clan und erhielt den Titel *Held des nördlichen Landes*.