Spamton (2 Cool 4 School)

* Current
* Young

> THE KNIGHT? KRIS, KRIS! I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE- I KNOW NOTHING! NOTHING!!! I KNOW- YOU- AH- KRIS! KRIS! KRIS! KRIS! WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME, KRIS!? I KNOW NOTHING!!! NO- AHHH!
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> Spamton

**Spamton G. Spamton** is a Deltarune character animated in 3D by the YouTuber 2 Cool 4 School. He acts similarly to the original Spamton from Deltarune but noticeably glitches much more then he did in Deltarune Chapter 2.

## Appearance

Spamton resembles his original appearance from Deltarune but he is fully 3D modeled and seems to wear a white scarf over a black shirt. He sometimes changes appearance when he speaks:

* When his shop is first entered his glasses are completely black, his glasses also sometimes randomly turn black when he says certain words, in addition to this, sometimes his jaw will gape open or disappear entirely when this happens.
* His glasses turn static at the beginning and this occurs again when he mentions a "workout ready body" and again when he tells Kris that he is the 100th customer, the glasses also turn static at the end of the video.
* When he laughs, pupils appear in the top-corners of his glasses.
* When first acknowledging Kris, and when he glitches out later on, his glasses display the SMPTE color bars.
* Sometimes when talking, his head will glitch and shake rapidly side to side while his glasses display the Windows Blue Screen of Death.
* When Spamton mentions "a great deal" his glasses flash pink and yellow and HEY EVERY ! plays.
* When he stresses his voice circles appear around his pupils which sometimes move.
* Spamton's glasses glow grey whenever he mentions [Hyperlink Blocked], his jaw disappears when he mentions that he and Kris will both be [Hyperlink Blocked] if Kris gets him his Spamton NEO body, this happens again when Spamton says "Low, low price of" when talking about the KeyGen.
* Spamton's glasses glow green when he mentions high quality encryption.
* When Spamton says KeyGen, pupils appear in the corner of his eyes and his entire body and shop begin to cycle through colors.
* His eyes display a fire when he screams about burning and then when he "laughs" afterwards as well as one of the things that appear in his glasses when he is screaming after being asked about The Knight.
* His eyes glow purple and yellow and his pupils go to the top-corners of his eyes when he mentions Jevil.

In his NEO form he almost completely resembles himself from the game with the difference that he sometimes twitches and his eyes flash static and black.

## History

This version of Spamton seems to have a different backstory then the original Spamton. It's stated that Spamton mysteriously disappeared in 1997 after malfunctioning while doing a commercial and hadn't been seen since. He had some kind of encounter with The Knight and now fears him and it causes him extreme pain to even mention him.

## Relationships

**The Knight**

Spamton has a relatively unknown relationship with The Knight but it is shown that he deeply fears him, spazzing out and screaming in pain and agony when he was asked about The Knight, claiming he knows nothing.

**Kris**

Spamton originally seems friendly with Kris, welcoming him to his shop and pleading to him for help but he is later attempts to kill Kris after seeing he is held up by strings while in his Spamton NEO form.

## Personality

This version of Spamton acts very similar to his original appearance but is noticeably more unhinged, he constantly glitches when he speaks and sometimes screams at Kris in agony.

## Appearances

**Spamton's Shop (BLENDER)**

Spamton starts the video by welcoming Kris to his shop, he tells Kris about the NEO body and how he will make Kris a big shot if he brings him the Empty Disk. He then tells Kris that he'll never get inside because the path is blocked by high quality encryption. He then offers to sell the KeyGen to Kris so he can get past it. When Kris suggests that Spamton goes himself, he repeats "THE MEN INSIDE WOULD" twice before saying [Hyperlink Blocked]. Kris then asks Spamton who he is, Spamton starts to introduce himself but suddenly begins screaming about burning in a fire. He then states that he will soon surpass Jevil and will shoot for the sky and get on the path to the big one. Kris then asks Spamton about The Knight, Spamton tries to tell Kris he doesn't know anything about The Knight but begins screaming crazily and glitching and constantly getting cut off. He then solemnly told Kris he knows nothing about The Knight and tells him to forgot it. Spamton then instructs Kris to go to the basement and find the empty disk. On the end credits, Spamton is seen sitting motionless with static eyes.

**Lost Spamton Ad 1997**

Spamton appears in this video as his younger self, he begins a commercial but suddenly disappears and is replaced by his older self glitching out, he goes back to his younger self but is cut off again and his older self is shown screaming "It burns! AHHHHHH!" before disappearing and ending the commercial.

## Quotes

**Spamton's Shop (BLENDER)**

* HEY EVERY  !
* IT'S ME, SPAMTON G. SPAMTON
* \*Laughs\*
* AND WOAH!
* IF IT ISN'T MY [Number 1 Valued Customer] KRIS!
* I'M SO GLAD YOU MADE IT [[On A Saturday Night]]!
* AFTER ALL YOU WANNA BE A [Big Shot]!
* \*laughs\*
* BUT HOW?
* HOW CAN YOU BE A [Big Shot]!
* KRIS!
* LISTEN TO ME C'MERE, C'MERE LISTEN TO ME
* LI-
* LISTEN TO ME!
* IN THE [Deep Abyss] OF QUEEN'S [Mansion] [[A Great Deal]] IS LAYING IN WAIT FOR BOTH OF US!
* A HEAVEN-PIERCING [[Workout-Ready Body]] [[Designed BY The Classics You've Come to Expect! (C)1997]]
* KRIS!
* DOES THIS KNOW EH- DEH- DUH- UH- DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS KRIS?!
* KRIS, IF YOU GET THAT, KRIS LOOK... WE'LL BOTH BE [Hyperlink Blocked]
* ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU WANT, KRIS?!
* BUT, KRIS!
* THERE'S ONE [But Wait! There's More] THAT I FAILED TO MENTION
* THE WAY IS BLOCKED BY [High Quality Encryption]!!!
* YOU WILL NEVER GET INSIDE BUT KRIS.
* BUT KRIS, LOOK!!!
* HEAR THOSE [BALOONS]???
* YOU ARE [1000TH CUSTOMER]!!
* SO, KRIS!
* SINCE YOU'RE SO LUCKY, I WILL LET YOU BUY [KeyGen] FROM ME AT THE [Low Low Price Of] \*incomprehensible static\* KROMER!
* IT'S SUCH A STEAL, I'M PRACTICALLY [Hyperlink Blocked] MYSELF!!!
* KRIS, IF YOU TAKE THIS DEAL YOU WILL [[DIE]]!!
* IT'S THAT GOOD!!!
* [BUY] THE [KeyGen] FROM ME, UNLOCK THE BASEMENT, AND GET THAT EmptyDisk!!!
* WHAT!?
* GO MYSELF!?
* KRIS!!!!!
* NO!!!!!
* THE MEN INSIDE WOULD
* THE MEN INSIDE WOULD
* [Hyperlink Blocked]
* WHO AM I?
* KRIS, I USED TO BE NOTHING BUT THE E\_MAIL GUY, NOW I'M THE [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help! Ah! Ahhh!]] GUY!
* [[Amazed at thi5 amazing transformation? You too]] CAN HAVE A [[Communion]] WITH [[Unintelligible Laugher]]
* SOON I'LL EVEN SURPASS THAT DAMNED [[Clown Around Town!]] BUT UNLIKE HIM I'M GONNA [[Shoot For the Sky!]] AND GET ON THE PATH TO [[The Big One]]
* I'LL GET SO
* I'LL GET SO
* I'LL GET SO
* I'LL GET SO
* I'LL GET SO
* I'LL GET SO
* I'LL GET SO
* [Hyperlink Blocked]
* THE KNIGHT?
* KRIS, KRIS!
* I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE-
* I KNOW NOTHING!
* NOTHING!!!
* I KNOW-
* YOU-
* AH-
* KRIS!
* KRIS!
* KRIS!
* KRIS!
* WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME, KRIS!?
* I KNOW NOTHING!!!
* NO-
* AHHH!
* I know nothing, Kris.
* Just-
* Forget this ever happened, Kris.
* Okay?
* Okay.
* REMEMBER, KRIS.
* MANSION, BASEMENT, FIND IT.

**Lost Spamton Ad 1997**

* You know I'm obsessed with it!
* Back at it again with another
* It Burns! Ow! Ah! Ahhh!

## Trivia

* The voice clip when Spamton tells Kris he will die if he takes his deal is from the CDi videogame, Link: The Faces of Evil, this clip in particular is spoken by Ganon.
* The entire Spamton's Shop (BLENDER) video was based on a vision that this version's voice actor, ToNoTim, had.
* The phone number listed to buy S. Potion from Spamton is BIG-SHOT-7777.
* 2 Cool 4 School also released videos of Spamton meeting Kris near his dumpster and Spamton NEO prior to the Spamton's Shop animation but these animations did not have different dialogue and therefore aren't canon to this Spamton's lore.

## Gallery

The model 2 Cool 4 School used for his Spamton NEO animation. (Not canon.)The model 2 Cool 4 School used for a different Spamton animation. (Not canon to the 2 Cool 4 School Spamton lore.