These Directions are Terrible!

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**These Directions are Terrible!** is the third episode of *TSM The Amazing Race 5: All-Stars*.

## Story

Leg 3 (Based off Leg 2 of The Amazing Race 29)

The race resumes at Escalinata de Antequera.

Micky & Abe will depart 1st.

**Route Info:** Teams must fly to São Paulo, Brazil. Upon arrival, teams must make their way to Helipark, where they will take a flight to a skyscraper downtown. Once the teams have landed, they must make their way to Praça da Sé to find their next clue.

All teams are on the same flight

The flight lands

Mega & Cloud get on the first helicopter

Halcy & Alex get on the second helicopter

Jack & Wilted get on the third helicopter

Mac & Tank are on the fourth helicopter

Micky & Abe are on the fifth helicopter

Clara & Ashley are on the sixth helicopter.

War & Coolguy are on the seventh helicopter.

Peanut & Coby are on the eighth helicopter.

Nemo & Bean are on the ninth helicopter.

Briana & Amy are on the last helicopter.

Mega & Cloud find their next clue currently in 1st place.

**Detour:** Keep the Beat or Work Your Feet?

**Choice A:** *Keep the Beat*
Teams must learn to play a chocalho and surdo. Once they've feel they have the rhythm, teams must keep up with a samba group to receive their next clue.

**Choice B:** *Work Your Feet*
Teams must assemble a rudimentary gym underneath a freeway, using a refrigerator, auto part, tires, and other recycled materials to the satisfaction of a heavyweight boxer to receive their next clue.

Mega & Cloud are doing Keep the Beat

Halcy & Alex are doing Work Your Feet

Jack & Wilted are doing Work your Feet

Mac & Tank are doing Keep The Beat

**Micky:** "Let's do Work your Feet."

**Abe:** "No, I'm a musician. I’m not asking you, I’m telling you."

**Micky:** "You would probably miss the instrument knowing your history with buttons."

**Abe:** "They're two different things first off. Were doing Keep The Beat. END OF STORY."

Micky & Abe are doing Keep The Beat

Clara & Ashley are doing Keep The Beat

War & Coolguy are doing Keep The Beat

Peanut & Coby are doing Work Your Feet

Jack & Wilted finish detour currently in 1st place.

**Route Info:** Teams must make their way by taxi to Avenida Paulista and find a woman on a red and yellow bicycle to receive their next clue.

Nemo & Bean are doing Work Your Feet

Briana & Amy are doing Work your Feet

Halcy & Alex are switching detours.

Mega & Cloud finish detour currently in 2nd place.

Micky & Abe finish detour currently in 3rd place.

Jack & Wilted find their next clue currently in 1st place.

**Roadblock:** One team member must rappel down a skyscraper where they will have to scrub and squeegee a marked window until it is squeaky clean. If the window is satisfactory to a maintenance worker, they will receive their next clue.

Jack is doing the RB

Clara & Ashley finish detour currently in 4th place.

Peanut & Coby finish detour currency in 5th place.

Micky is doing the RB

Cloud is doing the RB

War & Coolguy finish detour currently in 6th place.

Ashley is doing the RB

Peanut is doing the RB

Nemo & Bean finish detour currently in 7th place.

Halcy & Alex finish detour currently in 8th place.

Mac & Tank finish detour currently in 9th place.

War is doing the RB

Cloud finishes the RB currently in 1st place.

**Route Info:** Teams must make their way by taxi to Parque Trianon to check in. The last team to check in may be eliminated.

Jack finishes the RB currently in 2nd place.

Nemo is doing the RB

**Halcy:** "Hey do you know where the clue is."

(The bicycle person is biking by in the right north direction)

**Clara:** "You have to go left and then go south."

**Halcy:** "Ok thanks."

Mega & Cloud, you are team number 1. You win a new Fitbit package of everything they own and a free gym scholarship for a year.

Ashley finishes the RB currently in 3rd place.

Jack & Wilted, you are team number 2.

Tank is doing the RB

Peanut finishes the RB currently in 4th place.

Clara & Ashley, you are team number 3.

Briana & Amy finish detour currently in last place.

**Clara:** "Xoxo we're slay queens."

**Alex:** "She definitely lied to us we got to go back."

**Halcy:** "Ugh I hate her."

Micky finishes the RB currently in 5th place.

Nemo finishes the RB currently in 6th place.

Alex is doing the RB

Amy is doing the RB

Foot Race.

Nemo & Bean, your team number 4. Peanut & Coby, you are team number 5. Micky & Abe, you are team number 6.

Amy finishes the RB currently in 7th place.

War finishes the RB currently in 8th place.

War & Coolguy, you are team number 7

Alex finishes the RB currently in 9th place.

Tank finishes the RB currently in last place.

Briana & Amy, you are team number 8.

Suspenseful music

Mac & Tank, you are still in the race and you are officially you are team number 9.

**Mac:** "Were just so blessed and we never want to take that for granted."

**Halcy:** "Guess we're not blessed."

**Alex:** "Apparently we're not blessed how sad. Mac can I have your blessing."

Halcy & Alex, you are the last team to arrive. And I'm sorry to tell you that you have been eliminated from the race.

## Route Markers

* Pit Start
* Route Info 1
* Detour
* Route Info 2
* Roadblock
* Route Info 3 and Pit Stop
 The order of departure from Escalinata de Antequera are as follows:

1. Micky & Abe
2. Peanut & Coby
3. Nemo & Bean
4. War & Coolguy
5. Halcy & Alex
6. Jack & Wilted
7. Briana & Amy
8. Mega & Cloud
9. Mac & Tank
10. Clara & Ashley
 Teams must fly to São Paulo, Brazil. Upon arrival, teams must make their way to Helipark, where they will take a flight to a skyscraper downtown. Once the teams have landed, they must make their way to Praça da Sé to find their next clue.

**Choice A:** *Keep the Beat*
Teams must learn to play a chocalho and surdo. Once they've feel they have the rhythm, teams must keep up with a samba group to receive their next clue.

Clara & Ashley, Halcy & Alex, Mac & Tank, Mega & Cloud, Micky & Abe, and War & Coolguy chose this task.

**Choice B:** *Work Your Feet*
Teams must assemble a rudimentary gym underneath a freeway, using a refrigerator, auto part, tires, and other recycled materials to the satisfaction of a heavyweight boxer to receive their next clue.

Briana & Amy, Jack & Wilted, Nemo & Bean, and Peanut & Coby chose this task. Teams must make their way by taxi to Avenida Paulista and find a woman on a red and yellow bicycle to receive their next clue.

 The team member assigned to perform this Roadblock would have to rappel down a skyscraper where they will have to scrub and squeegee a marked window until it is squeaky clean. If the window is satisfactory to a maintenance worker, they will receive their next clue.

The Roadblock performers per team are underlined:

* Briana & Amy
* Clara & Ashley
* Halcy & Alex
* Jack & Wilted
* Mac & Tank
* Mega & Cloud
* Micky & Abe
* Nemo & Bean
* Peanut & Coby
* War & Coolguy
 Teams must make their way by taxi to Parque Trianon to check in.
For coming in first place, Mega & Cloud won a Fitbit package of everything they own.

## Leaderboard

**Legend:**
     First Place •      Eliminated •      Last placer on a Non-Elimination Leg•      Saved from elimination by the Salvage Pass or The Save •      Season winner •      Season 2nd place •      Season 3rd place • **►** Used the Fast Forward • **ϵ** Used the Express Pass• **⊂** User of the first Double U-Turn slot • **⊃** Recipient of the first Double U-Turn slot • **⋐** User of the second Double U-Turn slot • **⋑** Recipient of the second Double U-Turn slot

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