List of Gnome Insults

The Majority of these insults were suggested by players and community members during the Gnome Insult Battle Competition. They can be accessed and modified by going to your Warsim Data folder and finding the plaintext file GnomeInsults.txt

* You're a smelly bum bum!
* You're a poopy hole!
* You're really short!
* You're a smelly gnome!
* Nobody likes you!
* You have the decorum of a befouled ogress!
* You're stupid!
* Your face looks bad!
* You have a badly procedurally generated face!
* No one will remember you after this fight!
* You're a stinky winky!
* You have a smelly belly!
* Your mother was a hamster!
* You're ugly!
* Your hat is silly!
* Your father smelled of elderberries!
* You're not a real boy!
* Your hat is droopy!
* Your face looks bad!
* You're a icky-wicky!
* You're goofy looking!
* You're a cry baby!
* You're a smoofy buttface!
* You have all the poise of a dumpling!
* You look deformed!
* You are so ugly you bring shame to all gnome-kind!
* You should wash your hat and beard more, they both smell!
* You have a fat ugly head!
* You are a very ugly gnome!
* Your hat is terrible!
* Your breath smells like a troll's armpit!
* You call that a nose!
* You call that a hat!
* You call that a mouth!
* Nice eyes stupid!
* Nice hat stupid!
* Nice nose stupid!
* You look like you smell!
* You smell like orc dung!
* You smell so bad that if you were and elf, you'd be named smellf!
* You're so ugly that even I feel bad for you!
* You have a face even a mother couldn't love
* You're the worst gnome I've ever seen
* You're the worst excuse for a gnome I've ever seen
* Wow, what a bad hat!
* Wow, what an ugly face!
* Your hat makes me laugh!
* Your ugly face is amusing to me!
* I wouldn't fart on your if you were on fire!
* You call yourself a gnome, more like a NO-me!
* Wow, what a terrible face!
* You have all the grace of an ogre!
* Your face? Now that's what I call ugly!
* You bring shame to gnomes with your ugliness!
* Hey everyone, look at this big ugly gnome!
* Hey everyone, keep your distance this gnome stinks!
* You smell, and not in a good way!
* You're a bing bong!
* You're a slimy toad stool!
* You're a droobly stink face!
* Your face... disgusting!
* Turn away if you don't want your knee bitten!
* You stink like troll diarrhea!
* You're as tall as a meal worm!
* You look as tough as a human fart!
* Your face looks like a centaur's arse!
* I bet you're as courageous as a goblin!
* You troll brained fool!
* Even vampires wouldn't want you as a snack!
* You are a bad whistler!
* You smell like a poop rat!
* You're not a gnome, just a bug!
* You speak gibberish!
* You're are a crybaby!
* Your voice brings more pain than your punch!
* You are the gnome equivalent of a participation award!
* You're too tall to be a gnome!
* Your beard is a rat's nest!
* If you were any taller you'd be a tree!
* You inbred orc!
* You inbred goblin!
* You look like an asparagus jungledog!
* You dungeon crawler!
* If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world!
* Your mother should have ate you!
* Your mother was an Orc!
* Your mother was a Goblin!
* How did you grow that butt with ears?
* You bring everyone a lot of joy, when you leave the room!
* You have something on your chin... no, the other two.
* A child couldn't draw a face as ugly as yours!
* It looks like a rat died on your face!
* You look nice...NOT!
* Stupid fartbag!
* Elf pillow!
* I'm jealous of any gnome who hasn't met you!
* Oh look, the court jester!
* You're no gnome, you're a dunce!
* What did you say? Sorry, I can't hear nincompoops!
* You must have been born inside a privy because that's where most accidents happen!
* I'm going to not look at you... UGLY boy!
* You lousy pea counter!
* You're built like a smellfungus!
* Hey everyone, this one is really smelly!
* Your mother was a dragon and your father was a donkey!
* You are a fool and my respect for you is limited!
* Your bravery is like your brain... Nonexistent!
* You're so fat you're no longer a gnome, you're a NOM NOM!
* Your hat is not as cool as you think it is!
* You smell so bad you turn normal cheese into blue cheese!
* Your face is so ugly it would make a demon cry!
* You're so ugly if a changeling saw you it would make its face blank to stop seeing you!
* You're not a gnome, you're an albino goblin!
* That's not a hat, your head is just deformed!
* Your feet are so big and hairy you look like a halfling!
* Your face makes me wish for death... UGLY!
* Your smell is more deadly than a Demon and your face is twice as ugly!
* Looking at your face hurts more than looking at the sun!
* I was in a good mood until I saw your ugly face!
* Who lost the bet to be your parents?
* You look like rejected dragon food!
* Not even ASCII could save your looks!
* You should have re-rolled your face!
* Who invited the walking dirtpot!
* From what garden did you escape from!
* I didn't know skill levels could go below zero until I met you!
* I thought the throne room was set to 'No Rabble'!
* The gunk between the toes of a lesser demon, before my very eyes!
* You're a pustule ridden maggot!
* Even the undead gag in your presence!
* I only need to breathe to tickle you!
* You swim faster than you walk, yet you still sink like a rock!
* A vampire would get ill trying to drink your stinky blood!
* Your dexterity is inferior to a baby ogre!
* It's a surprise you were allowed to insult battle again after losing so badly that one time!
* You're so short it's hard to identify you as a gnome!
* The air around you is decaying passively!
* A dragon's breath is flowers compared to your smelly breath!
* A zombie breathes air fresher than what you produce!
* You fold just as easy as grass!
* Your scratchy skin could be used to make a grindstone!
* Your hat is riddled with holes just like your insults!
* That can only be loosely described as a 'beard'!
* I can see the glue holding the hair to your face!
* Your mother must be a hamster!
* Gnome-one knows you Idiot!
* Gnome-body likes you!
* Stop talking nonsensical words, idiot!
* What is a gnome you ask? Not you!
* Three years from now, you won't be remembered!
* Have at you, foul pile of wolf droppings!
* Dost thine even lift, brother?
* You're stupid and I hate you!
* Your mother was a barstool!
* Dumb luck can only get you so far, you know!
* My wife is more attractive than you, and she is made of mud!
* I spit on the face of the abomination that is the face!
* You're not very bright, are you?
* You're adopted!
* You're less amicable than my stinkiest toenail!
* You're a sad little radish man!
* I hope you choke on your own stench!
* You're a melon farming sheep flocker!
* Your existence defies all that is well in the world!
* If you were any smaller I would mistake you for my own excrement!
* If I had your face, I'd do the world a favor and remove it!
* Your hat is mighty sharp, unlike your intellect!
* Was your mother a dwarf?
* Was your mother also a gnome?
* What a silly looking dwarf you are!
* Your face reminds me of a goblin ogre hybrid!
* What an intricate beard, have you ever shaved? Of course not!
* You're not even fit to be a lawn ornament!
* Are you sure you're a gnome, and not, like, a fuzzy goblin?
* What is that? Is that a nose? Or a wart growing off the middle of your face?
* I'd rather be taxed for breathing than have to share the air with you!
* I could be insulting a brick wall if I didn't know you were the gnomish equivalent of one!
* Your toes remind me of your personality, offensive to the senses!
* If I had a crossbow with 2 bolts and was in a room with you, the demon lord, and Chelob, I'd shoot you twice!
* Your brain is more infested and rotted away than your toenails!
* You look like the only fight you won was with a roast!
* Did your mother like the horse for the teeth or the smell?
* I've seen better faces after flayings!
* Your a stinkfooted twig!
* Your face could make an onion cry!
* Your face, your butt, what's the difference?
* Comparing you to an orc is a disgrace to orc kind!
* If your nose was a potato even a starving pig wouldn't eat it!
* Your eyes are like deep pools... of sewage!
* Are those your ears or did you put old socks on your head?
* Your face looks like an old raisin!
* You sound like a dying cow!
* That hat is a load of old tat!
* Your beard smells like a dead rat!
* Did you get dressed by a troll?
* Your father was a swine!
* You blubbering ape!
* Have some grace, shut your face!
* Not even a slaver would want you!
* I bet you've got a battlescore of 5!
* You're so ugly, you should hide in a well and tell riddles!
* You look like your family tree is a straight line!
* You look like you're made out of punctuation!
* I can't tell where the dirt ends and you begin!
* We gnomes are supposed to be short, but you're a new low!
* Sticking a dead possum on your face doesn't count as a beard, you know!
* The ugly shop sent a letter, they went bankrupt after you left!
* Nobody's on my side... because they can't stand to face you!
* You'd win every fight in the arena, because no one would want to touch you!
* You look like you were randomly generated but the system broke!
* Your face is so bad this game's developer plans to update it in an upcoming patch!
* You don't even need a pointy hat to look like a mushroom!
* They didn't need to announce you, we could already hear people screaming!
* You should join the Jester Society, 'cause you're a complete joke!
* I could insult you, but you'd be too dumb to think of a comeback!
* My dog knows more words than you do!
* Your only contribution to society is to lower the bar!
* I've seen baby elves that could beat you in an arm wrestle!
* I won't insult you, I don't attack children!
* If they anointed you, you'd be called Sir Ebral Damage!
* Roses are red, goblins are green, you're the ugliest gnome I've ever seen!
* There aren't enough pages in the Blackmarket Herald to describe your worthlessness!
* Is that your hat or your forehead?
* You're so ugly, you'd make me want to attack Fort Gorthmek!
* They kicked you out of the Dirt Den because they were scared of your face!
* I asked your dad why you were so ugly, he croaked and ate a fly!
* You need a tutorial to play Dragon, Wench, Knight!
* Your brain is so small, I can hear my insults echo back to me!
* The Seer of Minds has a better sense of humor than you do!
* I'm ashamed we're of the same race!
* By the time you come up with something good, I'll have watched 3 snail races!
* A pathetic gnome like you should have just stayed in his garden!
* Besides your hat, you're worthless
* It is fascinating meeting someone with a one in all stats!
* I'd fart in your general direction, but I can't take my eyes of your ugly face!
* You're a mush-mouthed freak!
* Am I looking at your butt or your face?
* That hat... maybe its compensating for something?
* Agh whos garden did you run away from?
* If being ugly is a crime then you belong on the gallows!
* Did a cow just wander in and take a- oh it's you
* A goblin has more dignity than a hundred of you!
* Looks like intelligence isn't the only thing you're short of!
* Somehow I can hear your smell, it's worse than my bard music!
* I bet you keep your vomit in vials!
* You're slightly larger but much smellier than my last toilet outing!
* You're little more than a sentient lawn decoration!
* For a gnome, you're more corpulent than a cow!
* You might just be the skinniest, wimpiest dwarf I've ever... oh
* You're the punchline of a short joke!
* Your ears wish they could fly, so they could separate from your face!
* Garden Gnomes have heads of wood, yet they are smarter than you!
* Mushrooms grow under your hat, and they are nasty!
* Your hat is cylindrical!
* Your mother is a badger!
* You have crumbs in your beard!
* Your beard is like an elf's, or a baby's!
* All gnomes have beautiful beards, except for you!
* Please get a bigger hat, I don’t want to see your face.
* Are those eyes, or do you have two pairs of nostrils?
* Your nose-hair is greater than your beard!
* Your grandma is a wildebeest!
* An ant could get lost in the wrinkles of your face!
* Your feet are small!
* A snail would beat you in a race!
* Your crops are shriveled and infected by slugs!
* Watch out, don't slip in your own pool of tears!
* You dirty slug farmer you!
* I’ve seen cowpies bigger than you, Gnomelet!
* What are you looking at? Stinky boy
* Oh my what rancid breath you have
* You're a no good turd farmer!
* I try to insult you with words, you insult me visually you ugly boy!
* What did you say your name was again? Nevermind change it to Uggle because you UGLY!
* That's quite possibly the worst hat I've ever seen.
* Your hat is stupid and unoriginal!
* My what goofy teeth you have!
* What a joke of a gnome you are!
* I don't want to insult you any more than your own reflection does!
* Who taught you to be a gnome?
* You may be the stupidest, ugliest, smelliest gnome I've ever seen!
* I bet there's a lopsided chin under that pathetic attempt at a beard!
* Hey you, bog breath... for the benefit of our spectators please breathe through your nose instead!
* Are you a baby dwarf or a runty gnome? I can't tell.
* You have the constitution of a wet sock!
* You smell like a troll's underbelly!
* You stink like my feet!
* You look like a deformed troll!
* Are you sure you're not half troll... I'd look into it if I were you.
* You're dumber than a block of wood and not nearly as useful!
* Words can't describe your beauty... but numbers can, 2 out of 10.
* Are you as stupid as you look?
* Hey Idiot? Ha you looked!
* Hey Stupid? Ha you looked!
* Hey do you want to be my friend... NOT!
* You smell like an orc's armpit!
* You smell like the crotch of a dwarf!
* You stink like a three week old corpse!
* Nice hat, I bet you've got a weirdly shaped head under there!
* You smell like an unwashed ogre!
* I'd call you a hideous troll, but that would be an insult to ugly trolls.
* I've seen piles of goat manure more intelligent than you!
* Are you the local vomiting hole?