Asherpate's cars series 3 episode 17: 1995 Miller Genuine Draft 500 at Pocono

OH NO! CHICK HICKS IS BACK! And guess what? HE WRECKS MORE CAAAARS!!! But luckly, the winner was Dale Carrett, Ned Carrett's son.

## Transcript

Jeff Gorvette: I hope I can get another win!

Dale Earnhardt: And you're beating be in the standings!

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah!

Chick Hicks: HA HA HA HA! I'M BACK FROM SUSPENSION!

Jeff Gorvette: YOU AGAIN!

Dale Earnhardt: Chick! Stop wrecking other cars!

Chick Hicks: SPOILED LOSERS!

(qualifying)

Ray Reverham: Ok! You're qualifying in 2nd place!

Jeff Gorvette: So close to the pole?

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And the race is on!

Jeff Gorvette: Let's do this!

(lap 21)

Ken Squier: It's lap 21! Ken Shcrader in the lead! Fallowed by Dale Earnhardt, and the rookie, Rowley Boltstrike!

Ned Carrett: And Rowley Boltstrike give the Intiminator a push for him to push Ken Schrader!

Chick Hicks: SCREW YOU ROBY (yee)ing BOLTSHOCK! TAKE THIS! (does a PIT maneuver on Rowley Boltstrike)

Rowley Boltstrike: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ken Squier: Oh! And we have a spin! Rookie Rowley Boltstrike is around and takes out his teammate, Chuck Armstrong! Murray Clutchburn, Andrew Axler, Billy Oilchanger, and Gerald Leadfoot!

Ned Carrett: Alloy Wilson, W.J Lights, Misti Motorkrass, Ruby Oaks, and Johnny Blamer!

Spike: Let's see, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22 cars are involved! I CAN'T BELIVE IT!

Ned Carrett: Wow! Big crash! Boltstrike, the rookie has took out 21 cars in total!

Ken Squier: This could be one of the biggest crashes ever in Piston Cup history!

Faux Wheel Drive crew cheif: It's over, again!

Johnny Blamer: OH NO! PLEASE DON'T DO THIS!

Ray Reveham: The caution is out!

Jeff Gorvette: Because of Chick Hicks who's back from suspension!

Chick Hicks: HA HA HA HA!

(lap 30)

Ken Squier: It's lap number 30! Ken Schrader in the lead with his teammate, Jeff Gorvette in 2nd!

Ned Carrett: And Jeff Gorvette giving Murray a push! As Jeff is trying to lead his first lap!

Spike: And Jeff Gorvette's known as the Wonder Boy! He debutes in the Dinoco 400 at the age of 21!

Pinkie: Gorvette still giving Ken Schrader a push, and Gorvette wanted to take the lead!

Ned Carrett: Jeff may win this race!

Ray Reverham: Go to the inside!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (passes Ken Schrader)

Pinkie: Jeff Gorvette passes Ken Schrader and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: They're now on turn 3! Jeff Gorvette holds Ken Schrader for the lead!

Ken Schrader: I'm gonna give the 24 a push! (pushes Jeff Gorvette)

Ken Squier: Now Ken Shcrader is giving Jeff Gorvette a push as they exited turn 4! Jeff Gorvette will complete lap 30!

(lap 36)

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Jeff Gorvette still holding his teammate Ken Schrader!

Ned Carrett: And Ken Schrader trying to take the lead back!

Pepsi crew cheif: Outside of the 24 car!

Ken Schrader: Ok! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Spike: Ken Schrader passes Jeff Gorvette and takes the lead!

Jeff Gorvette: I must give the 25 a push! (pushes Ken Schrader)

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette passes Ken Schrader as Ken leads lap number 36!

(lap 40)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette still pushing Ken Shcrader as they're coming to turn 3!

Pinkie: Jeff Gorvette trying to take the lead again, and I'll be happy if he wins!

Ray Reverham: Go to the inside of the 25 car!

Jeff Gorvette: I love too! (passes Ken Schrader)

Spike: Now Jef fGorvette passes him and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Must give the 24 a push again! (pushes Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Ken Schrader is giving Jeff Gorvette a push again as they exit turn 4!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette holds Ken Schrader of the corner and leads lap 40! It's lap 41! Jeff Gorvette is in the lead! Fallowed by his teammate, Ken Schrader, and the mean blue car, Rusty Wallace!

Ned Carrett: Rusty Wallace trying to take 2nd away from Ken Schrader!`Jeff Gorvette wanted to keep the lead!

Rusty Wallace: HA HA HA! TIME TO PASS YOU! LET'S SEE I CAN GET TO THE 24!

Ken Schrader: NO! (blocks Rusty Wallace)

Jeff Gorvete: Yeah! Keep blocking the mean blue car!

Ken Squier: Ken Schrader blocking Rusty Wallace from coming to 2nd, and Jeff is coming to turn 3!

Ned Carrett: Ken Schrader trying to give Jeff Gorvette a push, but they couldn't get away from Rusty Wallace!

Rusty Wallace: SCREW YOU! (does a bump-n-run on Ken Schrader)

Spike: OH NO! RUSTY WALLACE DOES THE BUMP-N-RUN AND TAKES 2ND AWAY!

Ned Carrett: But Jeff Gorvette is still in the lead!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette gets a good block on Rusty Wallace and leads lap 41! It's lap 42 and Jeff Gorvette still has the lead with the mean blue car, Rusty Wallace right behind him!

Ned Carrett: Rusty Wallace still trying to take the lead! Rusty trying to wreck him!

Spike: If Rusty Wallace makes Jeff Gorvette get flipped, then Jeff Gorvette won't win the Piston Cup! The champion will be Eugene Carburaski instead, which makes it worse!

Pinkie: They're now about to enter turn 3! Jeff Gorvette wanted to hold the lead from Rusty Wallace!

Ned Carrett: I don't want Rusty Wallace to win this race!

Rusty Wallace: SCREW YOU! YOUR JERK GORVETTE! (does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: STOP DOING THIS!

Ned Carrett: Rusty Wallace does the bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette and then takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace will sadly lead lap 42! It's lap 43! Rusty Wallace still leading with the Wonder Boy, Jeff Gorvette in 2nd!

Ned Carrett: And Gorvette has almost dropped back to 3rd, but he has great help from his teammate!

Spike: Now Jeff Gorvette callanging on Rusty Wallace as he will do the bump-n-run back!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette trying to get the pass, but Rusty Wallace will do anything he can to keep Jeff Gorvette in 2nd!

Pinkie: And now, they're coming to turn 3!

Spike: Rusty Wallace still holding thelead while Jeff Gorvette trying to do the bump-n-run!

Jeff Gorvette: YOU RUSTED WALLESS! THIS IS THE PAYBACK! (does a bump-n-run on Rusty Wallace)

Rusty Wallace: UGH!

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette does the bump-n-run on Rusty Wallace and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette leads and Rusty Wallace is dropped back to 3rd behind Gorvette's teammate, Ken Schrader! And Jeff Gorvette will complete lap 43!

(lap 47)

Pinkie: They're now coming to turn 3! Jeff Gorvette trying to keep his lead from Rusty Wallace!

Ned Carrett: C'mon Jeff, don't let Rusty Wallace do the bump-n-run back!

Rusty Wallace: HA HA HA HA! YOU CAN'T GET AWAY FROM THIS! (does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: HOW DARE YOU!

Spike: Rusty Wallace is doing the bump-n-run on Gorvette, and sadly, has the lead!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette has now dropped back to 3rd and Rusty Wallace leads lap 47! It's lap 48! Rusty Wallace is still in the lead! Jeff Gorvette is now gonna push Ken Schrader!

Ned Carrett: And they're teammates for Hendrick Motorsports! Schrader trying to take the lead!

Spike: Ken Schrader trying to take the lead, but Rusty Wallace keeps blocking him! Jeff Gorvette still pushing Ken Schrader!

Ned Carrett: Rusty Wallace is that mean blue car! And they're coming to turn 3!

Spike: Who's gonna lead this lap!

Pinkie: I don't know! I think Ken Schrader will bump-n-run him and Jeff will lead the next lap!

Ken Schrader: TIME FOR THE BUMP-N-RUN!

Rusty Wallace: HA HA HA! NO SURE! CAN'T GET AWAY FROM ME! (dodges it)

Ned Carrett: OH AND RUSTY WALLACE DODGES IT! Rusty gets away!

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace will lead lap 48! It's lap 49 and Rusty Wallace is still the leader with Ken Schrader 2nd and his teammate Jeff Gorvette in 3rd!

Ned Carrett: And Jeff Gorvette and Ken Schrader are both friends with the Intiminator, Dale Earnhardt and The King, Strip Weathers! Plus The King's son, Cal Weathers!

Spike: Those teammates are trying to pass Rusty Wallace, as Rusty does anything to keep them from taking the lead!

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace almost hits the short turn wall but he has great speed and still blocks Ken Schrader! And now they're entering turn 3! Ken Schrader trying to take the lead but Rusty Wallace gets a massive block!

Ken Schrader: Time to do the Jeff Gorvette rules! (does a bump-n-run on Rusty Wallace)

Rusty Wallace: YOU STUPID KECK SCRADER!

Ken Squier: Ken Schrader Does the bump-n-run on Rusty Wallace and will lead lap 49! It's lap 50! Ken Schrader still in the lead with Jeff Gorvette in 2nd, Rusty Wallace in 3rd!

Ned Carrett: Rusty Wallace trying to climb from 3rd to 1st again, but Jeff Gorvette gets a good block as Schrader still has the lead!

Spike: If Rusty Wallace wrecks Jeff Gorvette then Jeff will not win this race!

Pinkie: And a wose racer, C H I C K H I C K S is back from suspension this race and caused a big crash on lap 21!

Ned Carrett: They're now coming to turn 3! Ken Schrader holding with his teammate for them to get away from Rusty Wallace!

Rusty Wallace: TIME TO MAKE IT TO THE TOP! (does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: HEY STUPID MEAN BLUE RACER!

Spike: Rusty Wallace does the bump-n-run and takes 2nd place away!

Ken Squier: That won't be enough to ceatch Ken Schrader as he leads lap 50! It's lap 51! Ken Schrader is still in the lead! Fallowed by the mean blue car, Rusty Wallace, and Ken's teammate, and Wonder Boy, Jeff Gorvette!

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette trying to take 2nd back but Rusty Wallace putting in a great block! Jeff Gorvette is doing stuff like Darren Gascan who won some races in the Piston Cup!

Spike: Rusty Wallace trying to take the lead from Ken Schrader! But Schrader gets a good block as Jeff Gorvette trying to do the bump-n-run!

Ken Squier: But Rusty Wallace dodges it and dealling with Ken Schrader as they're coming to turn 3!

Pinkie: Rusty Wallace trying to do the bump-n-run on Ken Schrader, but I don't like it!

Rusty Wallace: SCREW YOU! TAKE THIS! (does a bump-n-run on Ken Schrader)

Ken Schrader: STOP DOING THIS!

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace does a bump-n-run on Ken Schrader and leads lap 51!

(lap 145)

Ken Squier: It's lap 145! Ernie Gearson keeping the lead with Jeff Gorvette in 2nd and Chick Hicks in 3rd!

Spike: And it hasn't been a **VERY** long time for Gorvette to take the lead! He's now drafting along with Ernie Gearson!

Pinkie: Ernie Gearson in the lead! Jeff Gorvette right behind him, and if Gorvette wins then I'll give him sparkles!

Ned Carrett: But he's a male racer, and you're a girl!

Pinkie: Sorry, but Erie's in the lead!

Ken Squier: They're now coming to turn 3! Ernie Gearson holding Jeff Gorvette for this lead!

Ray Reverham: Go to the inside of the 93 car!

Jeff Gorvette: Oh yes! Must take the lead again! (passes Ernie Gearson)

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette now passes him and takes the lead!

Chick Hicks: HA HA HA! NOW I'LL TAKE THE LEAD FROM THIS GUY! (passes Ernie Gearson)

Pinkie: And the mean green car who's back from suspenion, Chick Hicks passes Ernie too!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette leads lap 145!

(3 laps later)

Ken Squier: it's lap 148! Jeff Gorvette is in the lead with the mean green car Chick Hicks right behind him!

Spike: And Chick Hicks trying to take the lead!

Chick Hicks: (ready to do a PIT maneuver on Jeff Gorvette) HEY JEFF GORVETTE, MORE LIKE JERK GORVETTE! TAKE THIS!

Jeff Gorvette: NO, CHICKEN! (dodges it)

Ned Carrett: Chick Hicks trying to do a PIT maneuver on Gorvette but Jeff dodges it so fast!

Chick Hicks: YOU DODGED IT! I'M GONNA SEND YOU TO THE SHORT TURN WALL!

Jeff Gorvette: DON'T DO THIS, CHICKEN! (drives away)

Pinkie: Now Chick Hicks trying to send Jeff into the outside wall, but Jeff drives away from his bump-n-run moves!

Ned Carrett: If Gorvette hits that wall hard then he will miss some races!

Chick Hicks: I'M GONNA PASS YOU BEFORE THAT TURN AHEAD!

Jeff Gorvette: STOP IT! (blocks Chick Hicks)

Ken Squier: Chick Hicks going to the inside but Jeff Gorvette gets a good block as they're entering turn 3!

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette is the good racer, but Chick Hicks is the mean racer!

Chick hicks: SCREW YOU JERK GORVETTE! TAKE THIS! (does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette)

Spike: Oh no! Chick Hicks does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette, AND TAKES THE LEAD!

Jeff Gorvette: REALLY UNFAIR, AND YOU KEPT DOING THIS TO OTHER CARS! (gets passed by Rusty Wallace)

Chick Hicks: HA HA HA HA HA!

Ken Squier: Chick Hicks is that mean green car! Now he leads lap 148! It's lap 149! Chick Hicks is the leader! Fallowed by the mean blue car, Rusty Wallace, and the Wonder Boy, Jeff Gorvette!

Rusty Wallace: TIME TO TAKE THE LEAD!

Chick Hicks: NO! (blocks Rusty Wallace)

Ned Carrett: Rusty Wallace trying to take the lead but Chick Hicks gets a great block, and they're both mean racers!

Pinkie: And Rusty Wallace's friend is Kyle Trackson, who's of course, Anti Chick Hicks!

Spike: Jeff Gorvette drafts behind them! As Rusty Wallace still trying to take the lead from Chick Hicks, that mean green car, and they're entering turn 3!

Ned Carrett: Chick Hicks holding Rusty Wallace while Rusty holding Jeff Gorvette!

Chick Hicks: HA HA HA! I AM THE CRASHER!

Rusty Wallace: OH YEAH! I'M A CRASHER TOO! (does a bump-n-run on Chick Hicks)

Pinkie: Chick does the bump-n-run an takes the lead!

Chick Hicks: CURSE YOU! YOU'RE LIKE MY RIVAL, KYLE TRACKSON! (gets passed by Jeff Gorvette)

Rusty Wallace: Well, he's my friend!

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace holds the lead from Chick Hicks and leads lap 149!

(lap 155)

Ken Squier: It's lap 155! The mean blue car Rusty Wallace keeps the lead with Jeff Gorvette 2nd and the 88 car, Dale Carrett!

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette trying to take the lead but I don't think it will be enough to ceath Wallace!

Jeff Gorvette: Must have the pass! Must have the pass!

Rusty Wallace: NO SURE! (blocks Jeff Gorvette)

Pinkie: Jeff trying to pass Rusty Wallace on the inside, but Rusty Wallace gets a block and I hate Rusty!

Spike: He's the mean Blue car, and he does anything he can to hold on to this lead!

Miller Lite crew cheif: Carefull with the wall!

Rusty Wallace: Oh yeah! (misses the wall)

Ned Carrett: Rusty Wallace almost hit the short turn wall, but he misses it and blocks Gorvette!

Ray Reverham: You have to chace the 2 car, and do the bump-n-run on him on turn 4!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! He's almost to turn 3!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Rusty Wallace still holds the lead from Jeff Gorvette!

Ray Reverham: Is it time!

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah! AND YOU'RE THE MEAN BLUE CAR, RUSTED WALLESS! (does a bump-n-run on Rusty Wallace)

Rusty Wallace: UGH!

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette does the bump-n-run move on Rusty Wallace, and now takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Now Jeff Gorvette holds themean blue car of the corner and will lead lap 155!m It's lap 156! Jeff Gorvette is the leader once again and Dla eCarrett takes 2nd away from Rusty Wallace!

Ned Carrett: That's Dale, my son! I hope he's gonna win this race!

Spike: Jeff Gorvette keeps the lead while Dale Carrett gives him a little push and that mean blue car Rusty Wallace is struggling to pass them!

Ned Carrett: If Rusty kills the nicer blue car, and my son, Dale Carrett, then I'll cry harder then when his teammate, Davey Carllison died before the 18th race of 1993!

Ken Squier: Dale Carrett still giving Jeff Gorvette a push while Rusty Wallace drafts behind as they're entering turn 3!

Spike: Jeff Gorvette still holding the lead from Dale Carrett!

Quality Care crew cheif: Go to the inside!

Dale Carrett: Ok! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Pinkie: Now Dale Carrett goes to the inside and passes Jeff Gorvette!

Ned Carrett: Come on son! Do it!

Ken Squier: Dale Carrett will lead lap 156!

(lap 186)

Ken Squier: It's lap 186! Rusty Wallace, that mean blue car is in the lead! Dale Carrett is still in 2nd, and Jeff Gorvette is still in 3rd!

Ray Reverham: Go to the inside!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! Time to challnge that mean blue car! (passes Dale Carrett)

Ned Carrett: And Jeff Gorvette is going by my son, Dale Carrett! He's now gonna challange the mean blue car!

Dale Carrett: I'm gonna fallow the 24 car! (pushes Jeff Gorvette)

Spike: Now Dale gives Gorvette a big push as they're about to pass Rusty Wallace!

Jeff Gorvette: Hey Mr mean blue car! YOU'RE A STUPID MEAN RACER LIKE CHICK HICKS!

Rusty Wallace: OH YEAH! (blocks Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: OH AND RUSTY WALLACE BLOCKS THOSE TWO!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette trying to pass him as they're entering turn 3!

Pinkie: Rusty Wallace holding the lead as Jeff Gorvette still trying to do something!

Dale Carrett: DON'T LET THE 2 CAR LEAD THIS LAP!

Jeff Gorvette: GOOD BYE RUSTED WALLESS! YOU'RE THAT MEAN BLUE CAR! (does a bump-n-run on Rusty Wallace)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette does the bump-n-run and takes the lead!

Rusty Wallace: YOU'RE SO STUPID! (gets passed by Dale Carrett)

Dale Carrett: Bye Rusty Wallace!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette gets help from Dale Carrett and competes 186! It's now lap 187! Jeff Gorvette in the lead with Dale Carrett in 2nd place! And Rusty Wallace is dropping back!

Ned Carrett: My son Dale Carrett is still giving him a push while the mean green car Chick Hicks is up to 3rd!

Spike: Dale Carrett doesn't want Gorvette to get passed by Chick Hicks! Chick is that mean green car!

Pinkie: If Chick wrecks those two, then I'll be very sad that he'll win this race!

Chick Hicks: Screw you Dale Carrett! Take this!

Dale Carrett: No sure! (drives away from Chick Hicks and passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ken Squier: Dale Carrett, almost went into the wall by Chick Hicks! But Dale luckly drives away and passes Jeff Gorvette!

Jeff Gorvette: Yes! Take the lead, Dale! I'll deal with Chick Hicks!

Dale Carrett: Yeah! That mean green car is back from suspension!

Ken Squier: Dale Carrett takes the lead as they enter turn 3!

Ned Carrett: Chick Hicks trying to take 2nd place away, but Jeff Gorvette won't let him!

Chick Hicks: HA HA HA! NO TIME TO BLOCK ME! MUST PASS YOU!

Jeff Gorvette: STOP IT! YOU'RE THAT MEAN GREEN CAR! (blocks Chick Hicks)

Chick Hicks: UGH!

Ken Squier: Chick Hicks almost passes Gorvette but Jeff holds him from the lead and Dale Carrett holds Jeff Gorvette!

Ned Carrett: And now, my son will lead this lap!

Ken Squier: Dale Carrett leads lap 187!

(final lap)

Ken Squier: We're heading to the final lap! Dale Carrett in the lead! Fallowed by Jeff Gorvette, Chick Hicks an Chick's rival, Kyle Trackson!

Ned Carrett: And Kyle Trackson is of course, Anti Chick Hicks!

Spike: Chick Hicks trying to pass the 2 leaders, but they'll have chance to hold him from taking the lead!

Chick Hicks: (ready to dump Jeff Gorvette) THE END OF WONDER BOY!

Jeff Gorvette: NO! (dodges it and gives Dale Carrett a big push)

Chick Hicks: ARGH!

Ken Squier: Chick Hicks almost kills Jeff Gorvette, but Jeff dodges it and gives Dale Carrett a big push!

Jeff Gorvette: SEEYA LATER, CHICKEN HICKS!

Chick Hicks: No! No! No! No! I'm fallowing behind!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! CHick Hicks is fallowing behind!

Kyle Trackson: WHAT'S UP, MY RIVAL!

Chick Hicks: YOU! (blocks Kyle Trackson)

Ned Carrett: His rival, Kyle Trackson almost passes him on the inside, but Chick gets a great block!

Kyle Trackson: STOP BLOCKING ME!

Chick Hicks: HA HA HA! YOU CAN'T GET AWAY FROM ME!

Ken Squier: Dale, Jeff, Chick and Kyle! Jeff Gorvette drafts on Dale Carrett, as Dale wins at Pocono!

Ned Carrett: YES! YES!

Dale Carrett: Victory for me, and that mean green car has no respect!

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah! Chick Hicks wrecks other cars! Right, Earnhardt>

Dale Earnhardt: Yeah! Chick, get out!

Chicks Hicks: UGH! (drives away)