Transcripts/You Ain't Seen Nothing Yeti

3:11
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) -- START --
(Chris) Last time on Total Drama island. Our final five took to more embarrassment and personal torture during our “Getting to know you” challenge. We learned Topher isn’t as professional as he acts, Bridgette isn’t as graceful as she seems, and Noah is NOT a cool as he thinks he is.
(Chris) Quite the revelation... But despite this, Noah pulled out yet another win, thanks his to know-it-all brain.
(Chris) But Noah’s brain didn’t stop there, as he determined Bridgette to be the weakest link. However, a surprise flip caused a tie between Topher and Bridgette, and in the end, our lovable surfer girl sadly wiped out.

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3:12
DerpyandDawn
(TDN PM)
3:12
TotalDramaNaruto

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(Chris) Four remain, only one can win! Will Noah scheme his way to the top? Can Sugar use her pageant skills to pull out a win? Will Topher’s TV personality put the odds in his favor? Or will Ennui creep his way into victory.

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3:12
TotalDramaNaruto
(O\_O) (holy. shit )
(he lives?????)
3:12
SpiritAnimal
who @VUF
3:13
DerpyandDawn

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(Chris) These four have done so much to get where they have.

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3:13
TotalDramaNaruto

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(Chris) We’re gonna find out right now, on the three part, season finale of!

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3:13
Bootylicious13
(Yaaas. )
3:13
VeryUnknownFan

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Bitch ...

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3:13
TotalDramaNaruto
(omg sorry)
3:13
XxAquaInfinityxX
this is a mess
3:13
TotalDramaNaruto
(hi VUF long time no see. like at all)
(no it isnt. it just started. derpy's gonna do a survivor thing. and talk about the finale four)
3:13
VeryUnknownFan
I know it has been a while. Should pop up more.
Hi everyone
3:14
TotalDramaNaruto
(hyeah seiosuly, do you even know whats going on ? its been a wild season)
3:14
DerpyandDawn

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(chris) Sugar *dramatic shot of Sugar* despite being voted off fifth, returned at the merge and found herself in a power position... she made a alliance and close bonds with the remaining contestants and managed to maneuver her way to the final 4.

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3:14
VeryUnknownFan

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(no)

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3:15
TotalDramaNaruto
(well derpy is gonna fill you in with this and then the finale is gonna have a small season recap)
(just know alot of gay and blindsides happened. like that was 80% of the season)
3:15
Bootylicious13
(^)
3:16
DerpyandDawn

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(chris) Noah *dramatic shot of Noah* despite starting this game on a bad note, gathered momentum after working with soon-to-be boyfriend Alejandro and blindsiding the most people out of anyone in this game. After the merge, he started becoming more predominate and more antagonistic with his moves. He managed to score a immunity streak despite being at the bottom of the totem pole.

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3:16
VeryUnknownFan
(Chile)
3:17
XxAquaInfinityxX
this f4 shit '
hurry up
3:17
DerpyandDawn

```
(chris) Topher *dramatic shot of Topher* while being overdramatic in the beginning has proven to be stealth like and determined. While not participating in too much strategy, he has managed to be a force and made it farther then anyone would think. While not forming any big friendships or big conflicts, he managed to stay out of the limelight and out of the target zone.

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3:17
Bootylicious13
(Exactly against his wishes. @Out of limelight )
3:18
TotalDramaNaruto
(lolol. also me when Ennui actually has the most immunity wins)
3:18
DerpyandDawn

```
(chris) Ennui *dramatic shot of Ennui* originally was thought of as a early boot, despite being very clammed up and antisocial in the beginning, he managed to slither his way all the way here. He actually made quite a few friends on his way here... *shots of Izzy, Bridgette, and Sugar* and a few enemies... *shots of Courtney, Taylor, and Geoff* having the most immunity wins, he proved to be a force to be reckoned with.
(chris) And one of them WILL be crowned the winner after the three part finale of...
(chris) TOTAL...
(chris) DRAMA...
(chris) ISLAND!

```

DerpyandDawn
-Female Cabin (Sugar) -
3:20
SpiritAnimal

```
(sugar) *Wakes up*

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3:20
XxAquaInfinityxX
(sugar being alone)
(dead)
3:20
DerpyandDawn
(^)
(me)
3:20
SpiritAnimal

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(Sugar) Uh...it's too quiet. *Turns on music(

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3:20
TotalDramaNaruto
(I think I just got sidelined. I knew it would happen one day.)
3:21
SpiritAnimal

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(Sugar) *Dances* My neck, my back, lick my  pussy and my crack.

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3:21
DerpyandDawn
(TDN you start the challenge whenever, and cue to boys whenever.)
3:21
SpiritAnimal

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(Sugar) *Winks at the camera*

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3:21
DerpyandDawn
(Camera Guy) \*screams and runs away\*
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3:22
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(CHris) *voiceover* CUT THE SCENE CUT THE SCENE!
(cHRIS) -- boys cabin --

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3:22
XxAquaInfinityxX

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(ennui) *packing up his knife collection*

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3:23
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) *looks at Ennui and Topher*

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3:23
Bootylicious13

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(Topher) *stretches and looks at camera* You're looking at this song season's first winner!

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3:23
XxAquaInfinityxX

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(ennui) (CONF: The game is almost over.. If I win, I'll form my own band called KILL CHRIS MCLEAN. It's great.)

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3:24
Bootylicious13

* this season's

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3:24
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) [CONF] I mean duh I'm in the final four. Who else? I don't really care about anyone else here. They are all pathetic wannabes. So were almost everyone else in the cast. Aside from a few normals... but of course I had to take them out. Sorry not sorry Bridge? Me and Topher are in a alliance, and I'm ready to destroy everyone else.

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3:24
Bootylicious13
(Autocorrect. RIP.)
3:24
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *stares at Noah*
(ennui) *observes him*
(ennui) Hi.

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3:24
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) What's wrong gothie? Ready to go home sooner then later. *sees Ennui pack up his knife collection*
(noah) I won't blame you/

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3:25
XxAquaInfinityxX

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(ennui) No.

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3:25
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) Well you probably should.

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3:25
Bootylicious13

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(Topher) (CONF) I knew I would make it this far! I'll be honest, I haven't played the best game.. But I made it through, without a doubt!

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3:25
XxAquaInfinityxX

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(ennui) (CONF: Noah is starting to make me mad. I've never felt that. Only death and sorrow.)

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3:26
TotalDramaNaruto
(damn Bitch Noah)

3:26
TotalDramaNaruto
(damn Bitch Noah)
3:26
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *pulls out a knife* Noah.
(ennui) I've used this before.

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3:26
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) [CONF] Am I being a bully? Probably. But whatever. I'm still winning so I don't really care. He'll be gone sooner then later. But meh.

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3:27
XxAquaInfinityxX

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(ennui) *random lightning effect behind of him*

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* him

3:27
TotalDramaNaruto
(me when Ennui is about to gut Noah)
3:27
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) To what? Cut your self esteem in half?

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3:27
XxAquaInfinityxX

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(ennui) No.

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3:27
DerpyandDawn

* To cut

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(noah) Well then that's the real surprise.

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3:28
Bootylicious13

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(Topher) *watching* ^

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3:28
XxAquaInfinityxX

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(ennui) *sighs and walks outside*

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3:28
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) *shrugs*

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3:28
TotalDramaNaruto
(ok we good?)
(good)
3:28
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) Don't worry Toph. We'll be the finalists.

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(noah) Just let him dig his grave even more.

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(now cut)
3:29
Bootylicious13

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(Topher) Maybe literally. (Puns.)

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3:29
TotalDramaNaruto

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(Chris) -- *campers wake up in the forest all of the sudden cause drugged* --

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3:29
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) *wakes up*

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3:30
Bootylicious13

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(Topher) *wakes up* What..what the?!

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3:30
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) Ugh... I feel like I've been drugged. But Duncan isn't even here!

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3:30
XxAquaInfinityxX

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(ennui) *wakes up* I knew something was wrong.
(ennui) I wasn't hanging from a rope with blood rushing to my head.

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3:30
SpiritAnimal

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(Sugar) WHAT THE...

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3:30
XxAquaInfinityxX

```

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3:30
SpiritAnimal

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(Sugar) WHY AM I OUT HERE WITHOUT MY MAKEUP?!

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3:30
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) You should've knew that when you were born. *eyerolls @Ennui*

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3:30
TotalDramaNaruto

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(Chris) *arrives on a helicopter on a rope ladder* GOOOOOOOOD MORNING FINAL FOUR!

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3:31
SpiritAnimal

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(Sugar) YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD EXPLANATION FOR THIS, MCLEAN!

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3:31
XxAquaInfinityxX
(ya derpy im already over this l0l)
(i cant do conflicts)
3:31
Bootylicious13

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(Topher) Is this part of the final challenge?! If so..props to you.

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3:31
SpiritAnimal
Noah and sugar conflict then
3:31
DerpyandDawn
(you have to develop ennui to get mad)
3:31
XxAquaInfinityxX
(yes but thats so ooc)
3:31
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) Today is going to be an exciting day! *hops off*

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3:33
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) You might be wondering what you're doing here. Or how you got here. Let's just say Chef's Turkey surprise packs a PUNCH.

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3:34
DerpyandDawn

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(noah)  :/

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3:34
TotalDramaNaruto

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(Chris) And about an unhealthy dose of tranquilizers but who's count.

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3:34
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) How are you not in prison yet?
(noah) [CONF] It amazes me that at least 1/2 of this camp should be locked in a prison cell for the rest of their life...

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3:35
SpiritAnimal

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(sugar) I'm going to kill you, Chris!
(Sugar) GIVE ME MY MAKEUP!

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3:35
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) All in the contracts heheh. Anywho, it's time for your semi-final challenge. After today there will only be three, and the EXCITING finale will almost be upon us. Your challenge? You'll have to find your way back to camp.

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3:35
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) [CONF] Ok. Maybe everyone does.

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3:35
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) Do I have to.
(ennui) I love this dark, abandoned forest.

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3:36
Bootylicious13

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(Topher) Oh? Great, my navigation skills are on top!

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3:36
SpiritAnimal

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(sugar) Great! I guess little know-it-all will be the leader?

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3:36
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) Exciting? This is as boring as watching Topher's play wrights.

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3:37
Bootylicious13

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(Topher) They're very entertaining, thank you.

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3:37
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) I bet.

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3:38
TotalDramaNaruto

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(Chris) Here's what's gonna happen *chef tosses duffel bags of supplies to everyone* You guys will navigate the woods in order to find camp. Camp is due North, and it's about a 12 hour hike from here. You'll be doing this challenge by yourselves, but hey, you run into each other, do what you want. Sabotage, help, whatever you feel like doing.

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3:38
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) *puts arm around Topher* On it.  :)

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3:38
Bootylicious13

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(Topher) *catches a bag, and just stares at Noah like whaat*

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3:39
SpiritAnimal

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(Sugar) I don't need any of you to win!

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3:39
TotalDramaNaruto

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(Chris) Creepy.... anyways, first person to make it back to camp by sunrise wins immunity and a spot in the Final 3. the rest, you better start praying.

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3:39
SpiritAnimal

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(Sugar) I'm FINDING. MY. MAKEUP. AND NO ONE WILL STOP ME!

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3:39
Bootylicious13

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(Topher) You're lucky it you want to align!

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3:39
SpiritAnimal

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(Sugar) *Stomps off without her bag*

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3:39
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) *catches duffel bag and whispers to Toph* Yeah.

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3:40
TotalDramaNaruto

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(Chris) *helicopter comes back and he grabs on* Oh! One more thing! Watch out for the Sasquatchankwa! That dude is GNARLY, dont wanna run into him! Happy travels!!! *helicopter goes off*

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3:40
DerpyandDawn
pm aqua
3:40
Bootylicious13

```
(Topher) ..Oh.

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3:40
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) *walking through the forest*

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3:41
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) Sasquatchanakwa sounds like Ennui's sister.

```

3:41
TotalDramaNaruto
(DAMN NOAH you shady)
3:41
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) Don't want to run into that. Let's go Toph. *walks through forest with Topher*

```

3:41
SpiritAnimal

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(Sugar) I dont....need.....anyone... *Slowing down* Ugh...I...don't...I... *Falls over and sleeps*

```

3:41
DerpyandDawn
(me)
3:41
Bootylicious13

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(Topher) *walks with Noah*

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3:42
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) *takes out duffel bag and pulls out a chocolate bar, a compass, and other  shit *

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3:42
XxAquaInfinityxX

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(ennui) (CONF: Noah's a bit of a  cunt . But I can get past it.)  Producer: ennui no curisng this a PG SHOW

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3:42
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) *Snoring loudly*

```

3:42
Bootylicious13

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(Topher) So, this has supplies, right? *opens duffel bag and pulls out a bunch of stuff*

```

3:42
XxAquaInfinityxX

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(ennui) (CONF: Oh.

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* )

3:42
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) *eats the chocolate bar* Let's just hurry and get this over with.

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3:42
Bootylicious13
(Do all the bags have different things?)
3:42
DerpyandDawn

```
(no) @booty

```

3:43
Bootylicious13
(Okay.)
3:43
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *slowly walks around* I love it here.

```

3:43
DerpyandDawn
(how is this challenge gonna work)
3:43
TotalDramaNaruto
(ok guys so this is really interaction. again. Ill cut to each character or group as the travel the forest. shit will happen, and at the end of the challenge, when I give the signal, first person to run back to camp wins)

3:43
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) *Wakes up* I want my makeup!

```

3:43
Bootylicious13

```
(Topher) *tosses chocolate to Noah* Chocolate isn't good for my pores.

```

3:44
XxAquaInfinityxX
Derpy and I: \*copies (ennui) / (noah) : \*runs back to camp\*
3:44
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) *Tiptoeing to a tree*

```

3:44
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) Nice. *comes across Sugar and stuffs it in her mouth* She'd probably enjoy it more.

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true @aqua
3:44
Bootylicious13

```
(Topher) True.

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3:44
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) WTF

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3:44
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) Oh no! It's Sasquatchanakwa!

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3:44
SpiritAnimal

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(sugar) Noah I hope you get murdered by that Sasquatch thing!

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3:44
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) *starts running*

```

3:44
TotalDramaNaruto
(omfg)
3:44
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *hears screaming* I love screams.

```

3:45
TotalDramaNaruto
(ok starting to split up. who wants to go first?)
3:45
SpiritAnimal

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(Sugar) (CONF: Noah can go kill himself! I want my makeup!)

```

3:45
DerpyandDawn
have me/toph last
3:45
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *walks towards Noah's screaming*

```

3:45
DerpyandDawn
do sugar first
3:45
Bootylicious13

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(Topher) *runs as well,*

```

3:45
SpiritAnimal
make it nighttime

o
3:45
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) -- NIGHTTIME  (SUGAR) --

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3:45
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) *Walking around* I can use dirt as a substitute!
(Sugar) *Rubs it on her face*
(sugar) Wait a minute...whats that smell?

```

3:46
Bootylicious13
(Pfff.)
3:46
DerpyandDawn
(me)
3:46
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) THIS IS NOT DIRT!

```

3:46
DerpyandDawn
(even tho THATS RACIST BLACKFACESCREKAMKDNRJNWJAAKJRKMWAKMKMWE)EWS)
3:46
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) *Farts and runs in circles*

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3:46
TotalDramaNaruto
(ME WHEN sUGAR IS JUST INSANE THIS EPISODE)
3:47
DerpyandDawn
(is sugar done spirit)
3:47
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) *Trips and sees movement*
(Sugar) What is that?
(Sugar) *A squirrel attacks her*
(SUGAR) OH NO YOU DONT!
(Sugar) *Rips the squirrel off and slams it into a tree*
(Sugar) Hey! Now I have dinner!
(sugar) *Tries to start a fire*
(Sugar) Come on!

```

3:48
TotalDramaNaruto
(omg what even is this)
3:48
Bootylicious13
(The Sugar Show!)
3:48
SpiritAnimal

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(sugar) *Cant start one* Dang!
(Sugar) *Eats the squirrel raw*

```

3:48
DerpyandDawn
(me0
3:48
SpiritAnimal

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(Sugar) Sure was good!
(Sugar) *Wipes the poop off her face at a nearby river*

```

3:49
TotalDramaNaruto
(... I want to interuppt, but. i cant holy shit )
3:49
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) *Gets in a hollow tree and tries to sleep*
(Sugar) IM STUCK!
(sugar) HELP!

```

3:49
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) -- NIGHTTIME  (ENNUI) --

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3:49
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) *Falls asleep*

```

k
3:50
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) I'm lost again.
(ennui) I love being lost again.
(ennui) *walks around*

```

3:50
XxAquaInfinityxX

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(ennui) *notices is a squirrel and accidentally steps on it*
(ennui) I have blood on my shoe.
(ennui) Wow.

```

3:50
DerpyandDawn
me
pm aqua
3:51
XxAquaInfinityxX
(there's nothing else to do in this scene lmao)
(go to noah/toph)
3:51
TotalDramaNaruto
(omg really?)
(ok)
3:51
XxAquaInfinityxX

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(yes)

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3:52
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) -- NIGHT TIME (Noah) (Topher) --

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3:52
Bootylicious13

```
(Topher) Well, it's nightime..what now?

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3:52
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) I don't know.

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3:53
Bootylicious13

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(Topher) Do we have a flashlight in here? *rummaged through bag*

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3:54
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) *grabs flashlight and flicks it on and starts looking through the forest*

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3:54
TotalDramaNaruto

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(Chris) *russling in the bushes*

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(not literallt him but omg)
3:54
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) Ugh.
(noah) What is it now?

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3:54
Bootylicious13

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(Topher) *steps on large bug, not noticing the rustling * Eeew!

```

3:54
TotalDramaNaruto

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(Chris) Creature; *intense growling*

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3:55
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) [CONF] Topher isn't the worst person here. He's the only person I can stand being in a 1 foot radius from.

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3:55
TotalDramaNaruto
(-\_-) (Chris) Sasquatchanakwa: \*BUST OUT OF THE BUSHES ROARING\*
3:55
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) Geez Topher. It's just a bug. It's not like your self esteem which is probably already crushed but whatever. Just keep going.
(noah) Wow Chris.
(noah) Nice costume.

```

3:56
Bootylicious13

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(Topher) *notices the monster and screams like a girl*

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3:56
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) *rolls eyes and pushes the monster out of his way like a door and keeps walking*

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3:56
Bootylicious13

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(Topher) ....!?!?

```

3:56
TotalDramaNaruto
Sasquachanakwa: O\_o \*roars again to intimidate Noah\*
3:56
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) What? it's not like a actual monster.

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3:56
TotalDramaNaruto
Sasquachanakwa: >.> \*picks up noah\*
3:57
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) You're gonna have to do better then that, 'pal'.

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3:57
Bootylicious13

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(Topher) Oh..oh!

```

3:57
TotalDramaNaruto
Sasquachanakwa: \*ROARS RIGHT IN HIS FACE\*
3:57
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) Pfft. What do you want? A breath mint?

```

3:57
TotalDramaNaruto
(omg the amount fo fuck s noah doesnt give)
3:57
Bootylicious13

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(Topher) I know special affects when I see them..and these aren't it!

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3:57
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) Sureeee Toph. It's not like this thing is real...

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3:57
Bootylicious13

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(Topher) The fur is too real! Kudos if this is a costume, though..

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3:58
XxLucinaFTWxX
Ho
3:58
TotalDramaNaruto
Sasquachanakwa: \*glares and throws noah hard onto the ground\*
3:58
XxAquaInfinityxX
hi
3:58
TotalDramaNaruto
Sasquachanakwa: \*flips them off and walks off\*
3:58
Bootylicious13

```
(Topher) .. * backs up slowly*

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3:58
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) OW! I'm calling my lawyers on you Chris when I get out of this place!

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3:58
Bootylicious13

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(Topher) Let's just go..

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3:58
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) Ugh. *dusts off clothes and starts walking*

```

3:58
TotalDramaNaruto
Sasquachanakwa: (conf) \*grumbles grumble\* [That scrawny punk aint worth it. He'd ruin my appetite anyway]

3:59
DerpyandDawn
sasquachanakwa is my fave char
goddessa
3:59
Bootylicious13

```
(Topher) So...you really aren't good at athletics, are you?

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(Yas.)
3:59
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) Meh... I'm better then I was...

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4:00
TotalDramaNaruto
(ok so back to sugar now?)
4:00
DerpyandDawn

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(noah) I won't pass out. Even though I was SICK.

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(no end @tdn)
4:00
TotalDramaNaruto
(what no, we need more substance)
4:00
Bootylicious13

```
(Topher) *shrugs * I was too. That doesn't change much.

```

4:00
DerpyandDawn
(theres not more to do but, ok)
XxLucinaFTWxX has left the chat.
4:00
SpiritAnimal
yes i need more screentime
4:00
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) -- NIGHTTIME  (sUGAR) --

```

(find Ennui or something idk)
4:01
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) *breaks the log and climbs out*
(Sugar) I COULD HAVE DIED!

```

4:01
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *walking around*

```

4:01
SpiritAnimal

```
(sugar) *Finds a dead squirrel*

```

4:01
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) aokewgijn

```

4:01
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) If I already killed a squirrel, then who did this
(Sugar) *Runs into Ennui*

```

4:02
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *falls down*
(ennui) Hi.

```

4:02
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) Hi!
(Sugar) *Helps him up*

```

4:02
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) Thanks.

```

4:02
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) Ennui, thank god I found you! You won't believe what happened tonight!

```

4:02
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) Spill it all.
(ennui) I'm so excited to hear it. *stares*

```

4:03
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) First I rubbed poop on my face, then I crushed a squirrel and ate it, then I got stuck in a hollow log!

```

4:03
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) What an adventure.

```

4:03
DerpyandDawn
me
4:03
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) Do you wanna find a place to relax?

```

4:03
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) I love crushing squirrels and eating them.
(ennui) Yes.

```

4:03
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) I know where we could go! *Walks to the river*
(Sugar) Do you know how to start a fire?

```

4:04
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *walks with her*
(ennui) Yes.

```

4:04
TotalDramaNaruto
(me when these two are better at improv the the others)
4:04
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *grabs rocks*

```

4:04
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) Lets start one. I'll go find more food.

```

4:04
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *pounds them together without knowing what he's doing* Look Sugar I'm doing it.

```

4:04
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) Lets see...how was I attacked in the first place?

```

4:04
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) Aren't you proud...

```

4:04
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) Uh...sure!

```

4:05
DerpyandDawn
(why is dipper not gay @gravity falls)
4:05
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *puts the rocks on the ground and grabs sticks*

```

4:05
SpiritAnimal

```
(sugar) MAYBE THE POOP ON MY FACE MADE THE SQUIRREL ANGRY!

```

4:05
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *plays the rocks like drums* I'm making fire.

```

4:05
TotalDramaNaruto
(OMG GRAVITYFALLS ENDS TODAY AND I DONT HAVE DISNEY XD)
4:05
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) *Rubs poop on her face and is attacked by squirrels*

```

4:05
TotalDramaNaruto
(FUC=K MY ENTIRE EXISTANCE)
4:05
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(Ennui) *looks at Sugar* Oh.

```

4:05
DerpyandDawn
im watching the marathon rn
4:05
SpiritAnimal
Gravity Falls is overrated garvage
4:05
Bootylicious13
(RIP.)
4:05
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *gets up and slaps the Squirrel's off of her face*
(ennui) Bad.
(ennui) *steps on all of them*

```

4:05
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) Kill them!

```

4:06
XxAquaInfinityxX
Squirrels: um excuse me hoe what the fuck are u doin
4:06
DerpyandDawn

```
(dawn) *sends angry emails*

```

4:06
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) Die.
(ennui) *steps on them again*

```

4:06
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) SHUT UP!

```

4:06
DerpyandDawn

```
(dawn) *is accidentally cast for s2*

```

4:06
XxAquaInfinityxX
Squirrel: we dead rip

```
(ennui) K.

```

4:06
SpiritAnimal
omg yes
(Squirrel Ghost) Gurl u aint done nothin yet \*blows fire out\*
4:06
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) Oh.

```

4:06
Bootylicious13
(Make Dawn officially cameo yas// <3)
4:06
TotalDramaNaruto
Be(...i would have another animal ttack but..)
4:07
DerpyandDawn
squirrels are the best chars
4:07
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) *Eats with Ennui*

```

4:07
XxAquaInfinityxX
Squirrel Mother: MY CHILDREN
Squirrel Mother: BITCH I WILL TAKE YOU OUT
Squirrel Mother: \*attacks Sugar and Ennui\*
4:07
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) *Picks up the Squirrel and slams her into a tree*
(Sugar) GTFO HOE

```

4:07
DerpyandDawn
Producers: \*slaps squirrel\* this is PG!
4:07
XxAquaInfinityxX
Squirrel Mother: oh sorry
4:07
Bootylicious13
(I'm dying.)
4:07
XxAquaInfinityxX
Squirrel Mother: \*dies\*
4:07
SpiritAnimal

```
(sugar) *Eats more*

```

4:07
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *eats*
(ennui) *has blood rushing down his mouth* I love this.
(Ennui) What a nice meal.

```

4:08
DerpyandDawn
Producers; God these people are disgusting.
4:08
TotalDramaNaruto
(if they arent final two im suing)
4:08
SpiritAnimal

```
(sugar) Ennui, I'm glad we're in the final 4 together. I wish you liked me as much as you like Izzy.

```

4:08
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) I do.
(ennui) I don't rank people.

```

4:08
DerpyandDawn
Producers; We aren't bringing any of these freakshows back... and we're DEFINITELY not filming here either.
Brodner (producer): \*walks off\*
4:08
TotalDramaNaruto
(derpy relax they are having a moment)
4:09
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) You just...made me feel like a third wheel when Izzy but her head in.

```

* butt

4:09
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) You aren't a third wheel.
(ennui) Izzy's more like... someone I can connect with on a personal level.

```

4:09
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) Really?! *chews the mother's tail*

```

4:09
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(Ennui) You're more like a best friend.
(ennui) *eats more* I just cracked a tooth.

```

4:09
Bootylicious13
(You see? These guys are so awesome compared to me. Proof. .3. )
4:09
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) YAY!

```

4:09
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(Ennui) How nice.

```

4:10
TotalDramaNaruto
(theres you development derpy)
4:10
XxAquaInfinityxX
(we should end here)
4:10
TotalDramaNaruto
(yeah ok)
4:10
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) Let's take out the pretty boys and win this!

```

4:10
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) Good idea.

```

TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) -- AT FOEST ENTRANCE NEXT TO TOEM POLE*--
(Chris) *LOOKS AT WATCH* Hm...

```

(ok so when I give signal first to run in and touch the totem pole wins)
4:11
Bootylicious13
(Now what?)
(O.)
4:11
XxAquaInfinityxX
k
4:12
DerpyandDawn
like
4:12
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) Man these guys are slow. *sees campers running* Oh and here they come now (dont do it yet)

```

TotalDramaNaruto
Chris) Here they come now! Whoever touches this totem pole first will win guys! (and............)
4:13
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) *runs back to camp and touches totem pole*

```

4:13
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) *runs and touches the totem pole?*

```

4:13
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *runs in and touches the totem pole*

```

4:13
TotalDramaNaruto
(NOW)
4:13
Bootylicious13

```
(Topher) *runs to and touches totem pole* Yeah!

```

(sugar) Darn!
4:14
DerpyandDawn

```
(Noah) Yes!

```

4:14
Bootylicious13
(I'm the only one who did it right. RIP.)
(QAQ)
4:14
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *looks at Sugar blakly as Noah is given immunity* I'm disgusted. Can't you tell.

```

4:14
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) Good luck to the rest of you!

```

4:14
XxAquaInfinityxX

* blankly

4:15
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) But, heh, not REALLY.

```

4:15
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) ANd noah wins for THE UPTEENTH TIME IN A FREAKING ROW.
(Chris) 8seething at the teeth* CONGRATS. >.>

```

4:15
XxAquaInfinityxX
i held that on c/p for five minutes this is so rude
4:15
SpiritAnimal

```
(sugar) Too bad, because TOPHER IS GOING HOME!

```

4:15
DerpyandDawn
i held it since u said we would @aqua
4:15
SpiritAnimal

```
(sugar) Your little ally's chances of winning are RUINED.

```

4:15
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *turns to Topher* Remember how you thought I was weird in the beginning.
(ennui) Me too.

```

4:15
Bootylicious13

```
(Topher) No way, I'll make sure you're gone by the day's end!

```

4:15
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(Ennui) *walks away*

```

4:15
Bootylicious13
@Sugar
4:15
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) Hm.
(noah) [CONF] Well this is hectic... but all I know is that I'M safe. And that's truly all that matters.  :)

```

4:17
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) Hey Toph.

```

4:18
TotalDramaNaruto
( mean true but, tbh fair it id feel like the next line would be the signal)
4:18
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) Who are you thinkin'?

```

4:18
Bootylicious13

```
(Topher) Hey, do we vote __?

```

4:18
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) Sure.

```

4:18
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) (CONF: I think this vote is easy. Topher hasn't liked me for so long. I don't like him either. It's obvious. *deadpan*)

```

4:18
Bootylicious13

```
(Topher) They just are..horrible!

```

4:18
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) I think we're tying it up...
(noah) But don't worry. I got your back.

```

Bootylicious13

```
(Topher) So we convince ____ to vote the other? I don't know, I just don't want to leave.. The camera loves me!

```

4:19
SpiritAnimal
(4th place is amazing
4:19
TotalDramaNaruto
(yeah ik)
(it is honestly)
4:19
XxAquaInfinityxX
(please dont split up sugar and ennui ill have a heart attack if it happens)
4:19
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) [CONF] Meh. I'll keep Topher... but it's not like I need too. After all, I mean do I need too? After all, I slay all of these challenges.

```

4:20
Bootylicious13

```
(Topher) *shrugs and walks out*

```

4:20
SpiritAnimal
i want a lemon
4:20
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *walks to Sugar* Hi.

```

4:20
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) Hi, Ennui! Goodluck tonight!

```

4:20
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) Thanks.
(ennui) *breathes*

```

4:21
Bootylicious13
Derpy PM please.
O nevermind.
4:21
DerpyandDawn
pm aqua
4:21
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) Sugar, what if it ties.
(ennui) We'll have to do a tiebreaker.

```

4:21
SpiritAnimal

```
(sugar) Then we hash it out!

```

4:22
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) Okay.

```

4:22
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) If you are in the tiebreaker and you are eliminated, I
(Sugar) Will quit for you.

```

4:22
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) Really.

```

4:22
Bootylicious13
O.)
4:22
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) You'd do that.

```

4:22
SpiritAnimal
ugh i keep pressing enter while typing
4:22
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) How nice of you.
(ennui) I'd do the same.

```

4:22
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) Awww! Thanks!
(Noah) I don't want to tie it up... but betraying Topher... Hmm. The answer is simple. *crosses out a picture of Topher* Bye.

```

XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) Sugar, remember the  cracker s we stole from Chef.
(ennui) I snatched them.
(ennui) *hands them to her*

```

4:26
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) -- ELIMINATION CEREMONY --

```

4:26
DerpyandDawn
(sorry @who i voted)
(but i had to stay loyal to people i trust with my heart  :) )
4:27
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) *laughs to himself* ... *laughs hysterically* ... *GUFFAWS AT VOTES

```

4:27
DerpyandDawn
(no offense!!!!)
4:27
Bootylicious13

```
(Topher) .. *sighs*

```

4:27
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *stares at Chris* What.

```

4:27
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) *yawns* Can we get this over with?

```

4:27
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) This, is beautiful. We've had some dramatic bonfires, but this one takes the cake.

```

4:27
Bootylicious13

```
(Topher) (conf) I wouldn't be surprised if I was voted off tonight.

```

4:28
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) *files nails* I've been screamed at and I'm done with everything here. I just want my MONEY.
(noah) I have a scholarship for COLLEGE ya' know.

```

4:28
TotalDramaNaruto
(ok heather holy shit @nail file)
4:28
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *glances at Noah* Hmph.

```

4:28
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) Shut up, Noah-It-All!

```

TheEpicDestroyer has joined the chat.
4:28
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) And after I get MY money I'm gonna sell this island and put you all in JAIL!

```

4:28
TheEpicDestroyer
Hi
4:28
XxAquaInfinityxX
(omg epic0
(Hi)
4:28
Bootylicious13

```
(Topher) ..

```

4:28
TheEpicDestroyer
Am I in S2
4:28
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) This show SUCKS.

```

4:28
SpiritAnimal
No
u missed sign ups
4:28
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) And I want my money.

```

4:29
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) Then why are you here...

```

4:29
TheEpicDestroyer
Sad face
Wait a sec
4:29
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) For my money duh Ennui.

```

4:29
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) k.

```

4:29
TheEpicDestroyer
Derpy told me a few months ago I'd be in S2
4:29
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) Not like you or SUGAR would do anything good with it.

```

4:29
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) Yknow what Noah? You're lucky you have immuntiy *tosses marshmallow* but because you've random gone into primadonna mode. I have a special surprise for you.

```

4:29
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) I auto win?

```

4:29
Bootylicious13

```
(Topher) ..?

```

4:29
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) yay.

```

TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) *grabs remote* Nope, in the recurring theme of airing your laundry, Im going live to you votes in the confessionals!!

```

4:30
Bootylicious13

```
(Topher) Oh. Great.

```

just start
4:37
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) *screen cuts to Sugar in the confessional*  (sugar) Topher! If it weren't for Noah's immunity, you would still be staying.

```

4:37
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) *glares at Noah and Topher and turns back to Sugar* It'll tie.

```

4:38
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) *screen cuts to Ennui in the confessional*
(Ennui) Sorry Topher. There's is literally no one else I could vote for. *blinks* But I think you hated me for a short while so, not a big loss.

```

4:38
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) *smirks* I guess I am the schemer.

```

4:38
Bootylicious13

```
(Topher) *sighs *

```

4:38
TotalDramaNaruto
(we should change Noah's label to his original one. first time Noah actually did Schemer right)
4:38
SpiritAnimal

```
(sugar) Noah, you ain't any better than the squirrels I ate last night.

```

4:39
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) screen cuts to Topher in the confessional*  (Topher) I kinda have to. It'll probably tie anyway.

```

4:39
Bootylicious13

```
(Topher) Squirrels? You really are disgusting!

```

4:39
TylerSurvivorFan
(what)
4:39
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) And the final vote....goes too!!!!!!!

```

4:39
XxAquaInfinityxX
(ok now im scared)
4:39
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) The only difference is instead, I'll be the one eating you-- game wise... not literally.

```

4:39
TotalDramaNaruto
(omg i meant to put he voted sugar)
(oopsie)
4:39
XxAquaInfinityxX
(if it ties and i go then gl yall)
oh shit
nvm
4:40
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) I don't think I'd be able to actually eat you-- just whatever. Can we just get on with the show please!

```

4:40
Bootylicious13

```
(Topher) ^

```

4:40
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) *screen shows Noah in the confessional*  (Noah) I don't want to tie it up... but betraying Topher... Hmm. The answer is simple. *crosses out a picture of Topher* Bye.
(Chris) *fake gasp*

```

4:40
DerpyandDawn
(#blindside appears on the screen)
4:40
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) Bye Topher.

```

4:40
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) Wow. I'm surprised. *deadpan*

```

4:41
Bootylicious13

```
(Topher) Yeah..Should have seen that coming.

```

4:41
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) Goodbye.
(ennui) I'm glad you liked me this whole time.
(ennui) *looks away*

```

4:41
Bootylicious13

```
(Topher) Good riddance to all of you!

```

4:41
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) Noah, BETRAYED Topher at the last minute? What a SHOCKER.

```

4:41
Bootylicious13

```
(Topher) Also.. *runs up to Chris*

```

4:41
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) What? It's not like I NEEDED him. I'm a immunity beast... these two will just have to betray eachother next time. *scoffs*

```

4:41
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) Huh?
(Chris) Yes Topher?

```

4:41
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) NOT WHEN I WIN IMMUNITY!

```

4:41
Bootylicious13

```
(Topher) What agency got you this gig? I'll have to check them out.

```

TheEpicDestroyer has left the chat.
4:41
DerpyandDawn

```
(noah) But whatever. Sorry Topher-- or whatev... you weren't completely intolerable.

```

4:42
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) ... *pats his head. All you need to know is on this *gives him an autograph picture* Youll be a great host someday kid.
(Chris) But not as grat as me.  ;)

```

4:42
Bootylicious13

```
(Topher) *holds picture and screams*
(Topher) OHMAHGODOHMAHGOD-----!

```

4:42
XxAquaInfinityxX

```
(ennui) My ears are bleeding.
(ennui) I love it.

```

4:42
SpiritAnimal

```
(Sugar) Get on with it!

```

4:42
Bootylicious13

```
(Topher) I AM the TRUE winner here!
(Topher) さよなら、suckers!

```

4:43
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) *covers ears* Ok Chef, get him out of here. *Chef drags fangirling Tohper out of here*

```

4:43
Bootylicious13

```
(Topher) *runs into the sunset*
(Topher) *fangirls*

```

4:43
TotalDramaNaruto

```
(Chris) And with that we are down to three. It's Spastic Sugar, comotose Ennui, and Evil Noah, who will win the millino in our epic finale? Find out next time.
(Chris) on TOTAL. DRAMA. ISLAND

```