Sniddly; the most iconic star wars character ever known

## Sniddly

### Aliases

Sniddly from star wars, face of star wars, George Lucas favorite character, most racist creature in existence

### Affiliation

Confederate states of America (formerly), Ku Klux Klan (formerly), Schutzstaffel (formerly), KGB (formerly), Currently aligns with Antifa, Qanon, and the African people's socialist party.

## Appearances

### Portrayed by

Sniddly

Sniddly is a conehead creature from Star Wars that is extremely well known to the general public, especially to even the most casual of Star Wars fans. completely overshadowing more obscure characters such as Luke Skywalker, Yoda, and even Glup Shitto; Sniddly is widely recognized as the face of the entire Star Wars franchise. Sniddly as a person is a total reactionary that is extremely racist, homophobic, xenophobic, ornithophobic, transphobic, phobicphobic, etc. etc. etc. and a well known supporter of extremist race supremacy, anarchism, Nazism, antisemitism, Communism/Marxism and many other controversial ideologies. Many works have brought to light these traits of Sniddly in works that are most often regarded as masterpieces to the point that they outshine the films themselves in writing, dialogue, special effects, catering, and writing.

### **History**

*This section is a cut-down summarization of Sniddly's Wikipedia page.*

Sniddly was born in the heart of the American confederacy that was Richmond Virginia on May 10th 1838 to Confederate officials Mr.Sniddly Sr. and Mrs.Sniddly Sr. along with his brother Sniddly "Sniddly II" the second. Sniddly grew up in an extremely volatile household that was dominated by arguing, fighting, gunshots, fire, contemporary rock music, and daily beatings. Sniddly would often leave the house for a break until a fateful day where his home had been destroyed by an infrastructure failure caused by the constant destruction from the inside. Sniddly would go on to join the KKK in order to fulfill his innate desire to cause total human misery, going on to become grand wizard in his 60 years of service. In late 1927, sniddly decided to visit Germany to explore the rising Nazi party, immediately joining the Schutzstaffel the first chance he got; however he was forced to defect in late 1945 to avoid Ally prosecution for his 55 page documentation of war crimes, normal crimes, and abuse of power. Sniddly then joined the Soviet KGB to continue his streak of human misery, where he continued to abuse his power and make life slightly more unbearable to the soviet people much to the admiration of fellow Soviet officials. Upon the dissolution of the KGB on December 3rd, 1991; Sniddly was forced back to America to live homeless and survive by eating garbage and Pizza Hut. Eventually, Sniddly found his current occupation as an extremist under Antifa and Qanon to trigger both sides of the political party; and more recently advocating for the African People's socialist party to spread more meaningless chaos.

### **Powers and abilities**

* **Fame** - as the number one Star Wars character, Sniddly has a wide sphere of influence that he mainly uses to garner support on Twitter, MySpace, 4chan/8chan, Reddit, and lampposts outside his home at 3166 W Cary St.
* **Affiliations** - due to Sniddly's diverse array of associates; Sniddly is capable of quickly rallying groups of the most vile and extreme people on both sides of the political party including but not limited to radical feminists, Neo-Nazis, violent anarchists, /pol/ posters, Redditors, Twitter checkmarks, and even Nestlé executives.
* **Being extremely annoying** - Sniddly's natural defense mechanism; Sniddly is capable of tuning out anything other than what he wants to hear and picking apart arguments in the most unhelpful and superficial way possible in order to tire out his opposition to claim victory.