Lotion Seller, I am Going into Battle

**Lotion Seller, I am Going into Battle** is the fourth and final episode of The Daily Object Show: Revenge of Toast, and the twenty-fifth episode of the series overall. It features the debut of The Really Neutral Smelling Lotion, Emerald, and Toast returning back to normal.

## Plot

The episode opens with a shot of Pants and Earth, their minds taken over by the jelly from the Jellytron 5000. At the top of the tree, Computer, Post-It, Tablet Pen, Spoon, and Lemon are together. Toast tells the group that there's nothing they can do to stop her now. With a swift kick, she knocks the group down from the top of the tree.

As the group collects themselves, Tablet Pen asks if anyone has any idea of what to do. Lemon tells him that there's only one thing they might be able to do; a seller of his has a powerful item that could calm Toast down. Maybe after they are calmed down, they might lose interest in taking over the world. Computer asks him what the item is, and Lemon tells him the item is called: The Really Neutral Smelling Lotion.

The group enters the shop, Emerald sitting behind the counter. He greets Lemon, asking him what brings him there today. Lemon tells him that he needs to make a big purchase, the lotion. Emerald laughs at him, telling him that the lotion is worth millions, and that there's no way he could afford it. Post-It says that he could just give it to them. Emerald replies that his boss would kill him and lays down a solid price: one million dollars.

Spoon wonders out loud where they could get that kind of money, and Tablet Pen gets an idea; he shows Emerald the giant one-dollar bill he won as the prize for Real Life Battle. He offers it as payment for the lotion. Emerald accepts his offer, and the group leaves with the lotion.

The group heads outside. Toast crashes down next to them, and then shifts into a giant jelly monster. Computer tells the others that he'll distract Toast as they get the lotion ready. He then leaps into the air, and he and Toast fight.

Tablet Pen pops open the lid to the lotion. Toast sniffs it, and begins to shrink, then glow. She disappears into a ball of white light, and then reforms to her original form. When she settles, she realizes what she's done, she apologizes for her actions, and then starts to clean up her mess. She jumps and lands at the foot of the Jellytron 5000. She then slams it into the ground, destroying it. The force of this sends out a shockwave, dissipating all the jelly unleashed by the machine. The released victims cheer.

Toast apologizes again to the group. Tablet Pen accepts the apology, Post-It then also apologizes, first to Toast for leaving her in the real-life world and used her for that one challenge, and then to Tablet Pen, releasing she should have never dissed his art in a rude way. Tablet Pen accepts it. Computer grabs the lotion from Tablet Pen's hand, and bids the group goodbye, ignoring Tablet Pen's protest. After he leaves, Lemon asks if they all want to go get burgers. They all agree.

In the post-credit scene, off elsewhere, Emerald can be seen, the dollar bill in his possession. He tells his boss, who is obscured by the dark, that he exchanged the lotion for the giant dollar bill. His boss grabs, looks over it, and then angrily tells him that the bill is worthless. Confused, Emerald tries to argue, but his boss won't have it, the boss then asks him who he sold the lotion to. Emerald tells him that he doesn't really remember that they were in a group. As he's trying to articulate what he remembers, he mentions that one of them was a computer. This enrages his boss, who fires him on the spot. The boss then muses, thinking out loud about how difficult Computer's life is about to get.