10 Types of Single 30 Year Old Guys

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The article categorises and hilariously depicts 10 common archetypes of single 30-year-old men. Each struggles comically with contradictions, anxieties, and frustrations around their relationship status, vividly showcasing the absurd psychologies of 30-year-old bachelors.

The types are:

The Total Package

The "Total Package" is the overachieving 30 year old single guy who seems to have everything going for him - he's attractive, successful, cultured, and athletic. However, he struggles to find a woman worthy of his supposed perfection. He imagines his ideal soulmate as an equally accomplished and flawless "Juliet" to his Romeo. But his unrealistically high standards make it unlikely he'll find someone to meet them.

The New Lease on Life Guy

After finally ending a long-term relationship, the "New Lease on Life Guy" is reveling in the excitement of being single again. He may not know how to date anymore but he's relishing his freedom. He stands in contrast to his friend, the Resigned Fiancé, who remains unhappily committed. The New Lease on Life Guy enjoys rubbing his newfound singleness in the Resigned Fiancé's face.

The Guy Who Must Marry Within His Ethnicity

This man feels intense familial pressure to marry someone from the same ethnic background. He tried rebelling briefly, but ultimately cannot defy his parents' wishes. He resents his mother's constant attempts to set him up on culturalappropriate dates.

The Misogynist

The bitter Misogynist holds a lot of resentment toward women, despite having slept with many in his youth when he was more attractive. Now only those with low self-esteem will give him the time of day. He relates on some level to his cousin, the Perpetual Cheater.

The Guy Who Peaked Too Early

In high school and college, this guy had everything, including a long-term girlfriend. But he broke up with her to play the field in his 20s. Now nearly 30, his looks and lacrosse skills don't impress women like they used to. He's learning the hard way that he may have prematurely peaked.

The Guy Who's Finally a Good Catch

After improving his looks, confidence, and career prospects, this previously overlooked guy is now noticing interest from women for the first time. But he doesn't quite know how to handle the attention and assumes women are still out of his league. His overenthusiastic reactions make his friends cringe.

The Normal Guy Who Just Hasn’t Met The Right Girl Yet And He Really Wishes People Would Stop Looking At Him With Those Pitying Eyes (NGWJHMTRGYAHRWPWSLAHWTPE)

This self-assured guy enjoys bachelorhood and has no interest in rushing a relationship. But friends and family repeatedly express concern or pity over his perpetually single status, bewildering him. He wishes they would recognize there's nothing wrong with him being unattached right now.

The Aggressively Online Dating Guy

Contradictorily, this anxious guy cannot believe he's still single despite being on every dating site imaginable. When asked about relationships, he insists he's simply too focused on his career right now to commit. But his four dating profiles suggest otherwise.

The In-the-Closet Guy

Handsome, successful, and charming, this ideal specimen seems like a catch. But he's secretly gay and unable to admit it, let alone pursue an authentic relationship. His total opposite is the NGWJHMTRGYAHRWPWSLAHWTPE, a 100% straight guy tired of others questioning his orientation.

The Guy Who Has Just Fully Quit

This defeated guy has entirely given up on dating. He avoids bars, apps, and setups from friends. Any modern dating paraphernalia like his online profiles have long since been abandoned. He lives a solitary life, only changing if he happens to cross paths with a persistently stalwart woman who takes charge.

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