Pitty Glitz

**Pitty Glitz** is an arena in the greater Glitz City where soldiers are trained for the War. The facility is run by Mr. Mr. Prosecutor Grubba until the end of Section 3, at which point his secretary/sister, Jolene, takes over the operation.

Pitty Glitz is the main attraction of Glitz City, and a major source of entertainment for the rich people who live there. Many fighters participate in the mock "wars" held within the stadium, and the prize for being the best fighter is to be crowned as Prosecutor Grubba's Son, a title currently held by Mario (AKA General Gunsales).

## Grubba Conditions

* "Listen, son, I want to fight to avoid any product! The bag is empty! Real people do not need them to help them leave good tweets, get it? Now we hit some heads, old man!" **(Don't use items)**
* "Listen, boy, in this fight I want you to use at least one particular movement, okay? Do not be afraid, you have strength of your activity. Give them a good result. The roof is coming, boy!" **(Use a Special Move)**
* "Listen, boy! In this battle, I would like you to avoid special steps. I think this ugly hooligan is beautiful and lasting fight for your simplicity! Go there and do not call Grandfather." **(Don't use a Special Move)**
* "Here son, in this fight I want you to hurt the enemy five times, okay? I'm nervous that the meeting is too expensive, do you know what I say? Come back!" **(Minor League: Take damage three times. Major League: Take damage five times.)**
* "Now listen to the boy: In this fight, I'll find a hammer! No, my son!" I want to see what it does when you are not with a boyfriend. Now let's see the acrobat!" **(Don't use the hammer)**
* "Listen, son: I want you to attack the first three turns of this war, right? Fans love when their hero is happy. Is it okay? Bring homemade bacon!" **(Don't attack in the first three turns)**
* "Hey, honey: I want you to win this fight in 20 seconds! Our fans do not want to see porn heroes get skin, kid! Now take me and show me the pills!" **(Win before taking 20 HP of damage)**
* "Listen, son: At this point I want you to pull it out. Do...not...forget...People love their partners. Give what they want! Make them crazy! Go now and share this epidemic!" **(Only let your partner attack)**
* "Listen, boy, I want you to hide one of these flowers in this battle. Yes, you heard me! Let's see how you do it without moving your pants! Show me something, boy!" **(Don't use FP)**
* "Now, my son, I want to avoid this fight. There is not enough to increase. I want to see a clean power test without anyone running. Get it? Get off here!" **(Don't use your jump)**
* "Listen: in this fight, I want to avoid the association with your partner! God is what protects you! End the battle, wake up! It's a drama now! Now you're fun!" **(Don't switch partners)**
* "Now listen, this battle kid, I'll clean it in less than five minutes! Some very beautiful kids, I do not want to be late! Go chicken, quick chicken!" **(Win in 5 turns or less)**
* "Hey, honey: I want you to win this fight in 20 seconds! Our fans do not want to see porn heroes get skin, kid! Now take me and show me the pills!" **(Appeal once)** *(Text is currently the same for **Win before taking 20 HP of damage** in Major League).*
* "Listen, boy: In this fight I want to bring people back at least three times! Fans do not change things! A little reminder: "They are crazy!" Go anger, son." **(Appeal three times)**
* "Listen, kid, I want you to win this battle when you hit HP 5! There's plenty left, right? You have to believe him by ripping it off! Subscribe to Grubby with 'Get Potato' now!" **(Win after you reach 5 HP)**
* "Listen, son! In this fight I want to restore this agressive hope! Can you not hear? Keep a small smoke gun in a controlled manner, okay? Now someone is responsible!" **(Don't ever let your partner attack)**

## Jolene Conditions

***"Are you a horrible lie? Stop producing storytelling!"***

**This article contains fan-made content.**
It should therefore not be considered entirely part of the *Book of Mario* lore. .

Warning! Unlike when Grubba was managing the Pitty Glitz, Jolene's descriptions of the battle conditions differ throughout the different locker rooms.

* **(Minor League)** Warning: In this battle, I want your enemy to be destroyed five times, okay? Is it a terrible sadness, whether you are pregnant or not? Fuck your ass, okay? / **(Major League)** Be careful in this battle unless the enemy has violated his desire to give him five? Whether they agree with too many points boring game, too boring? Come in and take a donkey. **(Take damage five times)**
* **(Minor League)** Caution: In this battle, I want you not to live up to your expectations, right? People are tired of watching jumps like fucking pogo. Are you going for a shot or two? **/ (Major League)** Attention: I want to avoid excesses in this fight, okay? It hurts to see a naked couple. Now go ahead and double tap! **(Don't use your jump)**
* **(Minor League)** Note: I prefer not to use weapons in this fight, okay? Journalism cheats me by making fun of my children! Now you can go into stunts! / **(Major League)** Take heed to thyself, that he did not use a hammer to fight him. Will they stop between them after killing our children and our staff? I came, and I see a little of athletic! **(Don't use your hammer)**
* **(Minor League)** Be careful: in this battle, I want you to avoid using flower punches. The country now needs regular games that are easy to watch. Don't shake it! Will we show me something? / **(Major League)** Note: In this game, I do not want you to use your interest points. A war environment that requires a traditional, accessible community space. No error! Show me nothing. **(Don't use FP)**
* **(Minor League)** Comment: In this fight, I want you to avoid special actions! Don't get me wrong, I like dirty things but it's just a little too far. Come in and don't be elegant, okay? / **(Major League)** Note: I do not want to take special measures in this fight! Not bad, I like furniture without taste, it takes time, but also a little. How does he say that there is noo propaganda right now? **(Don't use special moves)**
* **(Minor League)** Note: I want you to use nothing in this battle! Clean the bag! People don't always trust their pockets, do you agree? Go now and move your head in the old direction, okay? / **(Major League)** Note: I don't want to use anything in this fight! Get your suitcases! People do not always stay in bed when someone digs out the bag and does not agree? Now go out and call on the old one. **(Don't use items)**
* **(Minor League)** NOTE: I want you to avoid participating in this fight! How are children taught in faith that they will share with others? Go now and kill your friends! / **(Major League)** These are the well-known thy thoughts unto me, over and over again. Is it a good city and teach your children what your program can be? Follow your achie friends from behind. **(Don't switch partners)**
* **(Minor League)** Note: I want to shoot up to five rounds in this fight! My meetings are very important and I can't be delayed! Now you can go to war quickly! / **(Major League)** Note: I don't want more than five laps for this match! Only communication is very important and I can't wait! Get back to war again! **(Win in 5 turns or less)**
* **(Minor League)** Be careful: In this fight, I want you out after your HP to 5! Is it appealing to God and others?People want it, I tell you! Now fuck, okay? / **(Major League)** Note: I want you to quit when you go to HP 5 in this fight! Interesting, son Vaivoda? I'm sorry to tell you. Come on, use the rhythm, right? **(Win after you reach 5 HP)**
* **(Minor League)** Caution: I want to use at least one special gesture in this fight? This means that your customers don't hurt everything they hide. Are you on the roof now? / **(Major League)** Note: I want you to build at least one private train in this fight, okay? I just love to demonstrate to customers who are paying for his hiding to hide. Come on and blow on the roof, okay? / **(Champion Room)** Keep in mind that I want you to use at least one specific symbol in this fight, right? Do show that you customers have every say that there is something ninja hidden. Now we have a roof and a ditch, okay? **(Use at least one special move)**
* **(Minor League)** Note: This game is only available when there are 20 passengers. The foreground is exciting, but also watch the fans. I came, I had the power to show them, okay? / **(Major League)** Note: In this game, I want to blow 20 horsepower before suffering! Enthusiastic enthusiasts, enthusiasts and enthusiasts see the route of their child. Go show your face and a makeup bag, right? **(Win before taking 20 HP of damage)**
* **(Minor League)** Be careful: I want to invite the audience to this fight at least three times! I have to see how people can be introduced! Are you coming to collect? / **(Major League)** Note the desire to carry the condition at least three times! I want to see these people sitting in chairs and crying! Please shoot them, right? **(Appeal at least 3 times)**
* **(Minor League)** Note: I don't want to go into the first three playoffs, okay? You have a reputation as a boar, so we ask you to resinate, right? Take the bacon home, okay? / **(Major League)** Note the lack of appeal in the judgment of the three! You have a reputation as a savage, so ask them, right? Now take her to the pig farm, okay? **(Don't attack in the first 3 rounds)**
* **(Minor League)** Remember: your allies don't want to attack you! Only you want to attack, right? We can't agree?Go now and tell them you're okay, okay? / **(Major League)** I warn you: I will prevent you from attacking your allies in this war! You just have to go on then offensive to look at this man, right? How good is it? I came, and I will show unto them, the owner who's next, okay? **(Don't let your partner attack)**
* **(Minor League)** Note: They fight because they want to fight, right? They are at war, they are not at war. Especially the popular men who raise their feet, right? Ask the citizens now! / **(Major League)** Note: This is not a fighting game, is it? ...there is no conflict. It is a democratic cooperation that gives us seeds and needs. Now go and share the cake! **(Only let your partner attack)**

## Small Series Warriors

19: **Meteorite Hardhats -** **Goomba-Frogs**: Despite their status as the first and weakest opponents in the Pitty Glitz, the Goomba Bros/Frogs confidently boast their ability to decrease people due to their perceived preparedness. They attempt to ridicule Mario for his perceived lack of intelligence, but this ultimately backfires when they ironically misspell the word "irrational" as "irational".

Just before Prosecutor Grubba tells Mario to "attend the audience", one Fish launches a preemptive strike on Carbon's ringtone and declares that "banks should burn". Carbon calls them out for their foul play and "thanks" the Goomba Bros/Frogs with The Shell.

18: **The Shell or Doom Machines -** **Kop Cops**: Rather than providing Mario with a hint, Prosecutor Grubba instead instructs Mario to hide one flower without moving his pants. King K reveals that he is one of the Kop Cops Mario has to defeat, and bids both Mario and himself good luck. Jealous about the relationship between King K and Mario, Goombell dismisses the former as "easy", and goes out of the way to mention his love for cake, which is perhaps an attempt to fat shame King K. Goombell and Mario soundly defeat Kop Cops, and earn a starry eye in the process.

17: **The Blows of Terrorists -** **Triplets of Pokey**: Grubba urges Mario to avoid using products in this fight, reasoning that real people can make good tweets without them. This war makes Goombell really horny, who tells Mario "I came, Mario! You finna!". Perhaps yearning for some action as well, one Pokkey begs Mario to touch it, promising a lot of pain in return. Mario does not return the favor and instead lets Carbon destroy the Triplets.

16: **The Rock Editor -** **Bone Bone**: Not much is known from these characters other than their unusual obsession with removing skin from bones.

15: **The Night-Night Bombs -** **Top**: Before the battle, Grubba informs Mario that he must use one particular movement during the fight, then says that "the roof is coming". Within the ranks of the Night-Night Bombs include two Thorns. Their leader, Lakin, provokes Mario and Sir Snow, saying "We want to invite you to introduce yourself as a bitch!", but he, along with the Thorns, is no match for Mario's Sprungmann.

14: **The Easier - More-than-a-Hand**: These fighters are also part of a group known as "The Easier". Earlier in Mario's campaign, one member of The Easier attempts to prevent Queen Naga from entering the pit, but Jolene discovers his evil scheme and reprimands him. Mario is instructed not to call his grandfather during his fight with the ugly hooligans. They overestimate their practicality and are handed a crushing defeat.

13: **The Gray Scale - I'm Worried**: In an unprecedented move, Grubba actually begs Mario to avoid the fight at all costs. Despite these eerie warnings, Mario decides to ignore Grubba's advice. However, Grubba is not phased by Mario's decision to enter the arena. On the battlefield, I'm Worried threatens to sexually harass Mario, which prevents the latter from performing any dance moves.

12: **The Green Pollution - Rock Hands**: King K. announces that he will enter retirement in one month but offers to retire in one day if Mario decides to fight one more battle. Mario enthusiastically accepts these conditions and learns that he will be facing Rock Hands. In a crafty attempt to lower Mario's defenses, one Rock Hand offers to eliminate all of his diseases, but Mario does not buy into their promises. Goombell provides some useful information about their vulnerability to attacks and their amazing hips. With their weakness exposed, the Rock Hands are handed a defeat.

11: **The Big Boomers - Many Bob**: Keeping true to his promise, King K retires from the Pitty Glitz after Mario's battle with Rock Hands. Grubba vents about an expensive meeting he has to attend and reckons that Mario should hit Bob five times to bring down the cost. Still nervous about the expensive meeting, Grubba abruptly changes the conditions to defending the enemy three times. This is likely so Grubba can negotiate for a cheaper meeting. Goombell agrees with Grubba's assessment, articulating that the Bobs have a short life expectancy from the stress they've endured during the War.

## Big Series Warriors

10: **The Adonis Iron Grain - Covered in Steel**: During Mario's fight with The Adonis Iron Grain, Grubba spends his time searching for a hammer. Grubba expresses curiosity at how the battle will turn out "without a boyfriend", a nod to King K's departure from the Pitty Glitz.
More interested in finding bees, Lil Fat tells Mario to leave The Adonis Iron Grain alone so they can spend quality time together. The Adonis try to seize this opportunity for their own benefit, taunting Mario with "new salica champagne". Unfazed, Mario humiliates The Adonis, tempting them to return to the smaller tournaments. Pleased with Mario, Grubba coos in excitement.

9: **The Barbed Demons - Small Spiders**: Grubba beckons Mario to his office to celebrate Mario's pregnancy. After he alludes to a potential miscarriage, Grubba awards Mario 30 MONEYO.  Before sending Mario off, Grubba informs him that "clothes are not cold".

Jolene escorts Mario into a clean room with fighters who wish to reduce friendships. Hawc Green triumphantly arrives on the scene to sell Mario a Belti masterpiece. Intrigued, Lil Fat encourages Mario to offer an opening bid for the item. After a strange back and forth, Lil Fat realizes that the Belti-masterpiece is a "bad belt" and declines Green's offer.

Mario receives spam mail from X with instructions to look at their favorite health. Instead, Mario accesses an automatic matching system that places Mario with opponents. This time, Grubba matches him with Small Spiders, a group of happy Red Sauces. Despite their high defenses, the Small Spiders turn out to be mere replicas. Mario also grows up after this fight.

8: **The Recent Weapons - Poker Game**: Grubba reminds Mario that his fans want to see him happy. To accomplish this, Grubba advises him to bring homemade bacon to the war. One member of Poker Game appears to take pity on Mario for having to face them as a poor boy. Whether or not they were playing mind games with Mario is unknown, although they do lose their poker game to him. Thrilled with the victory, Lil Fat creates an email address.

7: **The Scene of Nativity - Skelshoggarar**: Before his battle with The Scene of Nativity, Mario gets a mustache from the bar owner of Glitz City. The bar owner also gives him a package from a person who commented on the door and said "Find a fat man named Gunsales and jaghtihlu." The package contains the Super Hammer which is known for its HAMAR technology. Upon receiving the Super Hammer, the bar owner reveals that the donor is very excited Mario answered her ad.

With new technology under his belt, Mario resumes his conquest to become Grubba's son. At Jolene's insistence, Mario goes where he is not wanted, so he briefly returns to the rundown room for the Small Series Warriors League to find the Suspicious, a scientific study of crystals. Jolene reprimands him for listening to her and confesses that main athletes are forbidden from loitering in the room. Left with no other choice, Mario returns to the Big Series Warriors room where Grubba delivers his next message.

More affectionate than usual, he calls Mario "honey" and expects him to win his next battle in 20 seconds. To ensure that Mario fulfills the condition, Grubba reminds him that the audience does not want to see porn heroes get skin. He also advises Mario to take pills to enhance his performance in battle. The Scene of Nativity hits on Mario in hopes that Mario gets distracted, but their plan fails to come to fruition.

6: **The Underwear Cleaners - Fluffy**: Before this exciting battle, Mario receives an email from X, who signs off as DADEMEAT. For this war, Mario must avoid association with his partner. He tells Mario that he is protected by God and should wake up to the drama. On the battlefield, The Underwear Cleaners encourage Mario to do his children, perhaps alluding to Mario's Son. Mario brushes this outburst off and kills them off, rendering them extinct.

5: **The Underground Servers - Master Muppet**: In the locker room, a Carrot informs Mario that the boys took a piece of cake because they were friends. Before the battle, a Red Magic Cake relishes how underwear is afraid of dark magic, perhaps referring to the Underwear Cleaners, the previous set of opponents. Nonetheless, Mario wins without using dark magic to serve them a humiliating defeat.

Immediately after the battle, God Browser graces the arena. Grubba questions if God Browser is even alive and confesses that a few people might not even know his name. God Browser is indeed very much alive and goes off about a person named doofus. He also encourages the audience to take pictures so everybody can see his faceoff against Mario. Just before his defeat, Browser announces that the city fell.

4: **The Bright Door - Harvest Parent**: After Browser's intrusion, Mario and co. learn about friend customization.

Harvest Parent offers to lead them to some nightlife gates, but Mario declines.

3: **The Big Bad Bro Bros - Everything Burns**: Before this battle, Mario hides out in the ventilation system where he gets to know the roof. He overhears Grubba talking about The Joles, his favorite band and that the kids are missing. Jolene also seems to hint that Grubba is a figment in their imagination and doesn't actually exist.

Everything Burns attack by throwing cooked sushi that they presumably burned.

2: **The Frightening Ear Fear - Chomp Negara**: In his most cryptic message yet on the automatic matching system, Grubba demands Mario to "pull it out. Do...not...forget". He also reminds Mario to make the audience crazy by giving them what they want: going out to share his epidemic.

Before Mario's battle with Chomp Negara, Jolene will deliver a cake to the Big Series Warriors locker room. If the player answers yes to the question, "Are you going to eat your cake?", Mario's lead partner will take a few bites before realizing the cake is poisonous. The partner in question will then feint, rendering all of Mario's band members unavailable to fight for this battle.

If Mario enters the battle without any of his band members, Grubba feigns surprise and urges the audience to stay on the phone. Nonetheless, Grubba initiates the mock-war as usual. During the mock-war, Mario is tasked with attacking his girlfriend.

1: **The Brigade of Blades - The Composer**: The Composer threatens to take part in Mario to determine which one of them is stronger. Ultimately, The Composer's career ends on a low note as Mario comes one step closer to the coveted title of Grubba's favorite son.

## The Champion and Other Warriors

★: **Nuclear Iron Reactor - Hawc Green**: In a last-ditch attempt to end Mario's winning streak, a group of bodyguards lock Mario in one of the locker rooms. Grubba introduces Green as the "first person in prison" and expresses surprise that Mario hasn't entered the arena yet. He wonders if Mario became an outstanding part of guns and dogs in the mountains, but this hypothesis is rejected when the one and only Mario "General Gunsales" makes a triumphant entrance. Goombell is particularly overcome with emotions and asks if she can get a bigger cock. Rather than his using his usual catchphrase of "Be prepared... FOR WAR!!!", Grubba instead insists that all wars will finally end after this fight.
Mario dethrones Hawc Green and becomes Grubba's favorite son in the process. However, Grubba goes back on his word as he launches an attack on Mario as Male Grubba.

20: **Sleepy Stealth Scythe - Nightwing**: Lord Swoop, a Servant under the stage name Nightwing, joins the Pitty Glitz right before Mario's 1st attempt to enter the Big Series, replacing King K after he retires. After presumably having a discussion about religion with Jolene, Lord Swoop is informed how to use the Automatic Mathematical Booking System and sets up a match with the Goomba Bros/Frogs. Swoop then leaves to bathe before his match while Mario sets up his fight with Covered in Steel. After Mario becomes champion and stops Grubba's plans, Lord Swoop can no longer be found at the school, and the reason for his disappearance is unknown.