Come Get Your Burgers!

*Come Get Your Burgers!* is the fifth episode of Season 1 of Goofy Joe. It cold opens with Goofy Joe nearing the end of a battle with Inconveniencer Hank the Bowler. Hank pistol whips Joe to the ground and is about to shoot him dead when Joe remarks how Convenient it would be if someone came to his rescue. Just then, before Hank can pull the trigger, a pale white arm grabs his arm and wrestles the gun from his hand with ease. Hank questions this Convenient Man on his motives, only for the pure ghost white figure to punch Hank so hard his head explodes and he dies. Convenient Man grabs Joe's cane and Gangnam Styles into the distance. We then cut to purgatory, which is revealed to just be a space in between realms where spirits can wander, with Chaz and Melford residing in Doctor Farty Assdinglebitch's lab, meaning purgatory's inhabitants are effectively just invisible ghosts on Earth. Chaz explains his curse to Melford and how it's a revolving door, so that the more Inconveniencers Joe kills, the closer Chaz gets to returning. Melford questions what's next in the plan, and Chaz explains to him how Hance Rancid's plan will soon come to pass. Melford also implies that he is a pedophile, which Chaz ignores, and he leaves to go view the battle from purgatory.

We then see Goofy Joe wake up from his bed, parallel to last episode, only he is doing great this morning. He woke up in nice shoes and is overall much happier. He walks outside only to be crushed by anger when he sees that two delinquents have seemingly set up a Rancid Burger restaurant in his house without permission, despite Rancid Burger having been shut down many years prior due to the death of Hance Rancid. Joe takes the employees outside and begins to brawl them, he beats one and the other pulls a sword out of thin air, but Joe still makes quick work of him. He's about to kill the employee with his own sword before a booming voice interrupts him. BBQ Bacon Burger steps out of Goofy Joe's house and reveals himself to have been Hance Rancid the whole time, having planted himself at the house after Chaz resurrected him. Joe seems to feel genuinely betrayed by this reveal and both employees seemingly escape as Joe prepares to battle Hance. Hance shows off his fighting hand, which has four fighting rings on it. He displays the fighting rings power by using them to block Goofy Joe's newly acquired sword with ease and even break it right in half. He then proceeds to give Joe a real humbling, degrading him and relentlessly beating him as Chaz's spirit spectates from the background, which they can't see. Hance even kills Joe at one point but his powers kick in and he revitalizes himself, much to Chaz's dismay. Hance calls Giuseppe a worm and throws him over a fence, but there Joe sees the broken blade of the sword that Hance destroyed. He then trips Hance right onto the blade of the sword, impaling him. Hance calls this a cowardly move and gets up to sit against the wall, Goofy Joe and Chaz both join him in sitting there. He begins to recount the history of his rings before getting interrupted by a very loud train and dying of his wounds halfway through. Joe steals the fighting rings and recounts them to himself before passing out inside his house. Chaz states his disappointment with Hance and clumsily jumps the fence, leaving. In the post credits scene we see Melford and Chaz berating Hank the Bowler for his embarrassing defeat at the start of the episode. Hance appears in purgatory in the middle of it and immediately clashes with Chaz before they both run off screen to scuffle with each other, ending the episode.