Xander

**Alexander Radek Wolfe** A.K.A. **Jericho** A.K.A. **Xander** is a Thing-Thing character created by Dusk Moon

## Appearance

Like all Thing-Things, he has grey skin and a limbless body. He has black hair, and wears a blackish green tank top, a black cape shawl, black fingerless gloves, and blackish green sneakers with the black markings on them.

sometimes he wears a deep charcoal hoodie and black shoes.

## Backstory

He was born in Bonesnap Blvd to his insane and toxic but highly strict mother as a result of rape. When he was 15, he was bullied by his classmates for his schizophrenia. He was locked in a basement by his mother for that. Days later, he met a female thing-thing named Aisha Zhukasha, who comforted him at his darkest times. He accepted an invitation to the school talent show, giving him the opportunity to try out the spell book that he found and obtained in Mirfield.

When he showed off the weirdest powers from the book, his classmates cruelly pranked him by spilling horse diarrhea all over him. This caused him to fly into a terrible rage of insanity and kill everyone that tormented him, commit matricide, and go on a killing spree. The insanity lasted for the rest of the night.

The next morning, he started living in a tiny abandoned apartment complex in Mirfield, doing strange activities from there, such as starting a Shadow Wolf cult and having sex with his deceased mother. When he was 17, Systems Corp.'s corporate military put a stop to the Shadow Wolf cult and reported the conduct that he did.

When he was 18, he lived back in Bonesnap Blvd just to get his behavior together, until Flynn and Tiffany Myers nursed him back to sanity and anonymously introduced him to a human girl named Brit. She befriended him and she lets him live with her. Since then, he's been living in peace.

That was, until the apartment's landlord ordered Brit to ditch him due to having a one person per room policy and Thing-Things count, forcing him and his human friend to be distant friends. He now lives in Mirfield again, this time next door to the Foxx family.

## Personality

He is a toughie macho type, though his personality is also pessimistic and somewhat shy, as he has extreme trust issues.

When it comes to dominance, he can be downright territorial.

He's bipolar and schizophrenic, as well as having Asperger's, which is one of several reasons why he comes off as psychotic.

He has an intense simmering hatred for some people, Gunter Cecelia and Claudandus are three of them.

He also loathes people who refers to him by his real name, and he only lets his friends do so.

## Relationships

### Jenni Naxxremis

Mostly professional, but she has a huge crush on him, lusting over him to the point of perversion due to having a muscle fetish. He is shy with her at first but he grew a liking to her later on. Just as he doesn't like it when she is harmed in any way or stolen, she doesn't like it when he is harmed in any way or stolen.

### Saul Franks

Sometimes professional, but they're mostly rivals, especially since their antagonism went back to when they were children.

### Aisha Zhumoto

She's his childhood friend since when they first met, she's always here for him even at his darkest times.

#### Gideon Foxx

Mostly on a professional basis due to being his sidekick, but he doesn't like it when he plays his tricks on him.

#### Gunter Fendol

It's a tad rocky as he bullied him when they were children and the bullying got harsher since then, with his schizophrenia having made Gunter uncomfortable.

### William Anderson

Mostly on a professional basis when he's not causing trouble and being a bad influence on Gideon.

### Vyrus

Mostly on a professional basis but it also has an amicable side as they have some things in common, he can also get feisty with him a times.

### Leifur

He's his arch rival since he first met him, they tend to fight and argue to a point of a competitive state.

### Cynthia Foxx

Mostly on the professional level, but he got misunderstood all the time. She even threatened to file a restraining order against him if he took Gideon out on his adventures at one point.

### Old Agnus

He doesn't know him that much but he constantly calls him names like boomer, old codger, or lollipop man due to his age.

### Nathaniel

He's neutral on him as long he doesn't spew out morals.

### Claudandus

He's his mortal enemy since childhood, he bullied and abused him and treated him like his personal punching bag, as well used him as a scapegoat to get away from his wrongdoings.

### Cecilia

He had hated her, since she is one of the girls who cheated on him in previous relationships since he was 13. This results in him turning on her bullying and abusing her, and making her life hell causing them to be enemies to each other.

## Skills/Abilities/Equipment

He is particularly skilled in archery and distant fighting, as well as specializing in exotic practical and historical weapons.

He has the muscle when is comes to close combat, he uses his crowbar or his Spectre 9mm when stuff goes close and personal.

He also has major skill in knife fighting and martial arts, he uses his signature weapon "The Ripper" and/or his strength to brutalize enemy combatants.

## Gallery

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## Trivia

* His backstory is inspired by the Stephen King-based movie *"Carrie"*
* He is designed after Spaceship Lewis' Thing-Thing character "Nathaniel" and inspired by the internet tough guys (such as Liam Grieg).
* image sources: https://www.deviantart.com/spaceshiplewis/art/ARTFITE-Jericho-Thing-Thing-806611399 https://home.gamer.com.tw/creationDetail.php?sn=4177635 https://sta.sh/04mdk7gw6v1 https://www.deviantart.com/phoenixsoar/art/Commission-avatar-Jericho-806640302 https://www.deviantart.com/phoenixsoar/art/Request-Jericho-avatar-780542716 https://www.deviantart.com/phoenixsoar/art/everyday-playfulness-773362347 https://www.deviantart.com/hobygrenousse/art/COMMISH-VYRUSTHETHINGTHING-S-OC-848632202 https://www.deviantart.com/phoenixsoar/art/Commission-Jericho-847829315
* It is confirmed that he's Eurasian, explaining that he's Korean descent and of Romanian descent with hints of Baltic ancestry, as well.
* He is named after Xandir from the crossover parody show *"Drawn Together"* but spelled differently.
* His name also means "Defender Of The People"
* He actually got his crowbar via Kujo giving it to him
* Just like Jenni Kuromo and Lucille he goes on treasure hunting trips
* His alias "Jericho" is inspired by Clive Barker's Jericho
* when he's drawn in anime style he has green eyes and wears black pants.
* He also does independent mercenary work
* There are uncommon occasions that he pulls tricks on his rivals like in "the flashy prank" and the "wait for the bathroom remastered edition".
* He has a day job in which he runs a burger stand.

## Links

* image source: https://www.deviantart.com/crystalbluhunter56/art/Thing-Thing-Xander-prepared-832769822