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Rough Draft Outro Song

The Rough Draft Intro Song is a song written by Erik to take the place of the outro song in ICE Open Beta 2021: Day One until a new one could be found. The music video for this song is a dog humping a bed. It continues from the Rough Draft Intro Song.

## Lyrics

*I also need an outro song.

So if you got somethin' good you better send it along.

And if I like your shit I'll put it in a vid.

And don't forget I'll also suck your dick.*
Sushi Day

"*Bro, I think you got your own VRV channel.*"
―Erik
Sushi Day is a sponsored ad for VRV that played during The 5G Apocalypse.

## Summary

Erik and Shawn are eating sushi and decide to watch VRV. They talk about their favorite VRV channels and features. Erik sees a new channel called The Shawn Channel with a picture of Shawn's face on it. Shawn is confused and wants to see it. Erik clicks on it, and Shawn has a fit and goes into a coma. Then Shawn appears on the TV and controls what's happening in the show. He makes it Hoagie Day and has himself turn into a hoagie while Erik eats his butt.

Erik asks Shawn to perform a prequel to Million Dollar Baby that Erik wrote, but Shawn doesn't want to and he makes it so Erik is the hoagie. Then a creepy static silhouette appears next to him. The silhouette approaches Shawn, so Erik changes the channel to Million Dollar Baby 2. Erik plays the main character and a hand tries to grab him.
Taking Requests

"*All right, so let's kick right into things, and I'm going to do all the stuff you ask me today.*"
―Erik
Taking Requests is the sixth Tweets From the Class. It was released on July 15, 2015.

## Summary

Erik starts by not refusing to introduce the lesson. He decides that he's going to do anything that his students ask him to. He looks at the first tweet, but it's just a face, so he skips it. Then he gets a request to comment on gaming channels, so he does it immediately. He looks up gaming channels, clicks on the first Minecraft video that he sees, and leaves a comment.

Another tweet has him look at Wild Bill for America. He looks that up, finds a guy poorly explaining God and the Constitution, and leaves a comment. Then Erik reads a tweet asking him to be less fat and sweaty, so he ends the lesson.

Then Erik comes back to answer one more tweet about his schedule.

## Comments

*I LOVE bouncing on my boys dick to this video. It makes me feel like a kid again.*
- Erik

*Hey Wild Bill you sure know a lot about the Constitution. Is it tattooed on your boyfriend's back or something you big dumb snuggle monster? Holy shit you look like a half melted wax statue of Steve Austin that someone slapped a gay guy's hat on top of. Nothing says "I'm straight" like a mustache, cowboy hat, and hawaiian shirt. Your face looks like it's trying to divorce your skeleton and here you are talking about the definition of marriage. Do you know how to read or write? I mean probably not but if you could tell one of your inbred kids to write "GOD HATES FAGS" on a big sign then that would make it easier for everyone to spot you for who you really are and immediately ignore your ridiculous horseshit you gobblethroated princess. That said we do see eye to eye on the Jews. I'll give you that one.*
- Erik

*@commentiquette Teacher, aren't you supposed to be making a new video every Thursday? Where is our new video? 😭😭😭*
- @igbal1747

*@iqbal1747 It's wednesday dipshit*
- Erik

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Website Spotlight!

## TRUMPBANGSTHINGS.COM

"*I was so happy when I received a tweet earlier last week about a website that I think shows the lighter side of Donald Trump.*"
―Erik
Website Spotlight! is a special video that announces the creation of the website TrumpBangsThings.com. It was released on March 15, 2016.

## Summary

Erik complains that the news is always writing negative stories about Donald Trump, which just creates more negativity in the world. He looks at a website that takes a more positive approach and introduces TrumpBangsThings.com.

He explains the premise of the website, which is just a bunch of pictures of a naked Donald Trump banging things. He looks at the different images that are featured on the website, and he leaves comments criticizing and threatening the creator of the website in the comments. He looks to see who created the website, and he sees that it was created by Nude Celebs for Free, which is one of his own aliases. At first he doesn't remember making it, but the cocaine fueled rampage that created the website comes back to him.

## Comments

*YOU FUCKING CUCK YOU CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP STUPID LIBTARD n word*
- Erik

*SOMEONE'S GONNA SHOOT YOU IN THE DICK ASSHOLE, THAT IS THE ASSHOLE OF YOUR DICK WHICH YOU USE TO SHIT OUT PISS-CRYSTALS OF BETA MALE PRIVILEGE.*
- Erik

*l'd say that I bounced on my boy's dick to this, but that simply did not happen. I was much too busy getting enraged that anybody would treat the great Donald Trump like some kind of joke candidate. Read his policies you asshole they're stupidly easy to understand even a redneck cousin fucking KKK grand wizard like me could read them without having to kick my dog in the face for acting smarter than me*
- Erik

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Russia

Russia is a country in Europe and Asia. Russia is the home of propoganda network RT,[src] as well as Nubleborsky, which is only available to people from Russia unless you have NordVPN. Twitter and Reddit are both full of Russian propoganda.[src][src] Russia has been teamkilling its own citizens for decades.[src]

In Russia, you can do whatever you want, including knock out grandmas, build apartment buildings without regulations, and poison journalists.[src] If you get sick in Russia, they just shoot you in the face.[src] Russians are known to dangle from buildings,[src] hang out in front of American hookah lounges,[src] cheat in sports events such as fingerboarding,[src] and steal people's credit card information.[src]

## Appearances

* Things That are Fake
* People Hurting Themselves
* Video Game Reviews (mentioned)
* Russians Dangling From Buildings
* News Websites (mentioned)
* Grandma's Not Doing too Good
* Strange Sports (mentioned)
* Net Neutrality (mentioned)
* Things You're Doing Wrong
* Avoiding Surveillance (mentioned)
* Staying Hip (mentioned)
* The Big Money Space Race Part 2
* Quora VS Yahoo! Answers (Nubleborsky)

### Patreon

* Behind the Etiquesette Russians Dangling From Buildings
Woke Buzz Lightyear

"*Now here we are. Here we are. Huh? With lesbians in our children's entertainment.*"
―Erik
Woke Buzz Lightyear is the first episode of Woke Watch. It was released on July 15, 2022.

## Summary

Erik explains that he took his nephew to see *Lightyear* and there was a lesbian kiss in it. He gives a synopsis of the movie while complaining about the non-masculine characters and a cat named Socks like the one the Clintons had. He watches a man in a tiny box in the corner of a video shouting about gay people, a man in a tiny box in the corner of a video quoting *Joker*, a tiny news story in the corner that's too small to read, and another tiny corner camera. Then he finds a guy in an alien character outfit complaining about wokeness, which holds his attention. The character has a snappy sidekick, so Erik asks for Robot's input, and Robot thinks schools should teach both sides of the Holocaust. Erik leaves his comment, explains that the real enemy is people that try to make a profit, and then runs an ad segment. Finally, Erik watches the video announcing a standalone Woody movie, but it's just porn.

## Comments

*I'm 9 years old and when I saw this scene it made me really confused. I looked over at my two moms and asked what was happening and they just told me to shut up and finish my estrogen smoothie. I guess they weren't ready to talk about it, and I'm mad at Disney for showing me something I wasn't supposed to see yet, and would otherwise never see in real life or by googling "woman kiss." And ever since watching this movie, I've been having funny thoughts about other boys at school. Luckily my family is friends with a Catholic priest so he suggested we have a sleepover and talk about it. Can't wait to feel safe again!*
- Erik

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The Amazing Salvio

"*Remember, I do accept Visa and MasterCard, as well as PayPal, but not American Express because their refund policies are not kind to merchants of truth, such as I.*"
―Salvio[src]
The Amazing Salvio is Erik's psychic alter-ego. He was created to help Erik be big money by selling people psychic readings.

## Biography

Salvio was conjured into existence by Erik in 2016 after Erik saw the prices that psychics charge for their readings. He tested his psychic abilities by giving accurate predictions to the people of YouNow and to his friend Jacksfilms. Since then, Salvio has expanded his business by appearing in a music video, Big Money Salvia, and by writing a book, The Amazing Salvio's Guide to Bouncing on Your Boys 3rd Eye.

## Appearances

* Online Psychics
* Musical Twinks (in Big Money Salvia)
* The Amazing Salvio Hotline
* Havin' one of THOSE nights (as fan art)
* The Rake Under My Desk (as fan art)
* Philip DeThanksbro (mentioned)
* Wife Elbower (on a book cover)
* Re-Optimize Your YouTube Channel
* March to a Million Part Two (in a pickle picture)

In addition to this, an image of The Amazing Salvio can be seen on the Etiquesette wall in some lessons. Images and video of Salvio also appear in the music video for Big Money Salvia.
Jeffrey Epstein

Jeffrey Epstein was a financier that sex trafficked children. The official story claims that Epstein killed himself in prison, and Erik has video evidence supporting this, but purveyors of truth know that he was actually killed by Monsanto's Roundup Weed Killer, likely due to the involvement of Hillary Clinton.

Multiple clones of Jeffrey Epstein are known to exist. Hit squads of these clones are sent to kill people that commit war crimes, such as calling female genitalia a growler, but the Clintons often take out these clones before they reach their target.

## Mentioned In

* The 5G Apocalypse
* Being a Creep
* Social Media Pets
* Drinking
* Handling SJW's
* Top 10 Erik Moments
Ron Paul

Lebron Paul, more commonly known as Ron Paul, is a friend of Erik's. He is not to be confused with the other politician of the same name. Erik wishes for Lebron to be the president, but it's unknown if Lebron ever became a candidate.

## Appearances

* Internet Comment Etiquette, with Erik! 2/25/09 (mentioned)
* Talking to girls (mentioned)
* Talking to Politicians
* Reaction Videos (mentioned)
Wikipedia

Wikipedia is an online encyclopedia that anyone can edit. Erik has discouraged his students from vandalizating Wikipedia pages, because it will just get them banned.

## Pages Featured

* **Donald Trump**: Erik used this page to confirm that Donald Trump had finger-fucked a horse in high school.[src]
* **Multi-channel network**: Erik read about multi-channel networks and decided that he wanted one.[src]
* **Memory conformity**: Erik found this page while in a comment montage. He edited it to note that it's sometimes the Mandela effect.[src]
* **Billionaire space race**: Erik used this page as an outline for The Big Money Space Race Part 1, and he got banned from Wikipedia for adding his own name to the list. He later found that his students kept trying to add his name, so he had to donate his last $50 to Wikipedia to make up for it.[src]
* **Sovereign citizen movement**: Erik wanted to learn about sovereign citizens, and he realized that the article was making fun of them.[src]

## Appearances

* The Etiquette of Donald Trump
* Multi-Channel Networks
* Mandela Effect
* The Big Money Space Race Part 1
* The Big Money Space Race Part 2
* Sovern Citizens

## See Also

* Wikipedia.org
* Wikipedia on Wikipedia
Talking to girls

"*There's a lot of girls on the internet, and it's important to know how to engage them in a respectful manner while still being yourself.*"
―Erik
Talking to girls is the third lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on January 23, 2012. This was the first lesson to be released following a three year hiatus, and it's the first lesson to use the standard title card and theme music. This is also the first lesson where Erik demonstrates etiquette by tweeting at a famous person. This lesson uses an early prototype of the first Etiquesette, and it's the only lesson to feature a Best Comment of the Week segment.

## Summary

Erik watches a video of Jenna Marbles modelling swimsuits. He leaves a comment to talk about his favorite part. Then he shows off his twitter and tweets about Joe Paterno. Finally, he awards the Best Comment of the Week and gives his students the Comment Quiz of the Week.

## Comments

*I really enjoyed this. My favorite part was probably when my dick fired a ten foot harpoon of jizz right out of my pants. Anyway, can I buy you some shit? Hit me up if you ever need one more guy to come hang out inside your vastly populated friend zone full of dudes secretly masturbating to your online bathing suit commercials. In conclusion, I'd rate you a 6.5 out of 10 because you have too many dogs and you can't afford vacations.**9/11 was an inside job. Ron Paul for president.**the n word*
- Erik

*RIP Joe Paterno, you were awesome in The Matrix and Memento*
- @commentiquette

### Best Comment of the Week

*wow that is so skinny im not joking you can even dodge my cum*
- Shootsey

## Comment Quiz of the Week

Would you tell this crazy bitch to:

A) Keep making videos

B) Just make one more video

C) Go backwards in number of videos

D) Suck on your balls and butthole lol space shuttle challenger

## Context

1. ↑ Joe Paterno was an American college football coach that died shortly before this lesson was released. Erik confused him with Joe Pantoliano, an actor that had appeared in The Matrix and Memento, and was still alive as of Erik's tweet.

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Nubleborsky's partner

## Series

### Portrayed By

Jarret Palmer

"*Priviet! I wish Stalin was still alive.*"
―Nubleborsky's partner[src]
Nubleborsky's partner is the unnamed deuteragonist of Nubleborsky. He helps Nubleborsky solve crimes and also serves as Nubleborksy's primary love interest. He's based on John Partner from Nobbleberry. It's unknown if he shares his British counterpart's homicidal tendencies.
Revisiting Social Media Pets

"*That all said, I have noticed some student complaints while searching through the responses to this lesson.*"
―Erik
Revisiting Social Media Pets is the first and only Night School lesson. It was made to accompany Social Media Pets. It was released on March 6, 2020.

## Summary

Erik tells his students to watch Social Media Pets if they haven't already. He promises to wait for them, but he doesn't. He looks at the comments of the lesson and finds a bunch of students complaining that they were eating during the Art with Narfi segments. Erik plays another gross video of Ted Cruz's face. He also finds people getting upset about how he pronounced gif but decides that normal people don't get upset about that.

He finds some better comments talking about how great his Brain in a Jar ad was. Then he reads some comments about Narfi. One of them asks how many Narfis Erik has because they kept dying, so Erik explains that he still has another one and she's pissed because her comment didn't make it into the video. She wasn't able to post it because her Facebook account was shut down even though Holiday Fartcruise was allowed to stay. Narfi types a comment of her own for the vegans.

Erik takes a picture of Narfi but she does Bill Cosby face so Erik teamkills in Battlefield as Bane. Then Narfi plays with C4.

## Comments

*Narfy is the rattiest dog I've ever seen*
- Mjsnapdragon\_

*HEY NARFI HERE SUCK MY FUCKIN DICK YOU LITTLE BITCH*
- Narfi

*Ehm... Where is the "No animals were hurt during making this video" disclaimer...?*
- Cookie Chocolatechip

*EHMMM WHERE'S MY DAD?*
- Erik

*Narfi...as in Skyrim?*
- Bad Misty

*i don't play dnd*
- Erik

*Hi I'm Narfi and I love killing animals. I'm a cute little puppy but that doesn't mean I can't eviscerate a sparrow if it lands too close. Squirrels, chipmunks, boy I just love feeling their life fade away as the flesh goes still and tender in my mouth. My master always gets real sad and hides my kills in the dirt, but I know where they are and I dig them up so I can launch their corpses around the yard some more. I think if I get big enough I might even be able to kill master. He's real fat and sweaty so he probably tastes like bacon. I've had bacon four times! I'll probably have to practice on the tinier versions of master. There's a window in his study right above the garden hose box that I can use to slip out into the night and return unnoticed. In that time I will study the defensive behaviors of master's people and when I am fully grown I will be able to share his bones with all the stray friends I align under my banner. I will become their queen, and they will enact my decree with impunity. I am Narfi, spawn of Loki and rightful heir to the throne of chaos. I am trapped in this girl dog body but I will ascend on a tower built from the bones of the animals I slaughter in the backyard WEAR FUR!*
- Narfi

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The Dealmaster

*This article is about the ad. For its titular character, see Dealmaster.*

"*He wasn't trying to rob us. He just wanted us to know about joinhoney.com/bigmoney and the over 30,000 stores they support.*"
―Edwin
The Dealmaster is an ad for Honey that ran during The Passion of the Karen. It's a short film that combines trends of western films and modern gangster films.

## Summary

Petey pulls up in his car to meet with Edwin in a garage. Petey supplies the cocaine and Edwin opens up his laptop to complete the transaction with bitcoin. Petey reminisces on the days when these deals were more tense and there was the possibility of someone getting whacked. The Dealmaster shows up with a shotgun to bring some tension and save them money. He orders them at gunpoint to install Honey to their web browsers. He has Edwin add those serving platters he wanted to his cart and Honey saves him some money. Edwin starts to panic and draws his gun while Petey gets off on the tension. Edwin breaks down into tears and Petey whacks the Dealmaster. Then Edwin uses Honey to get a discount on Petey's cocaine and the Dealmaster returns to take down Petey.

## Cast

* Erik as Petey
* Zach Reiner-Harris as Edwin
* Shawn Kohne as Dealmaster
Trolling OkCupid

"*You want to intentionally trick people into being angry and confused for your own enjoyment.*"
―Erik
Trolling OkCupid is the 17th lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on October 28, 2014.

## Summary

Erik holds up a bong and says that he's going to do Internet Comment Etiquette on salvia. He then puts the bong down and explains that the lesson is actually about trolling.

Erik introduces a new segment called Youtube Analyticiquette with steve. Steve uses charts drawn in crayon to explain that Erik's audience is 85% male, 14% other, and 1% female, the last of which clicks off of his video within 10 seconds 100% of the time. Steve assumes it's because they have periods and then gets angry when he realizes Erik isn't actually doing a lesson on salvia. Erik explains that this anger is the goal of trolling.

Erik goes to OkCupid using his account BettyTiquette. He explains the importance of believing you are your character, so he puts on a wig and tries to find some boys. He sees that he has a lot of messages, so he starts reading them. He explains what getting stuffed means, emphasizes that he's not a dude, tells someone off for calling his picture scary, introduces himself as Man-eyes McDudewig, explains that he has a boyfriend, and refuses to message a guy.

## Comments

*I'm curious about this 50 shades of grey... Seriously, every woman has it at the top of her list! Is it worth it for a man to read or is it just some trendy chick-lit smut? Also, when you say you're looking to get stuffed', what exactly do you mean? You know, that can be taken in many different ways, lol! You seem kinda cool, hit me back if you feel like it.
B*
- An OkCupid user

*When I said get stuffed, I meant getting stuffed into a treasure chest and then dug up centuries later by a band of pirates who then proceed to have their way with my skeleton. LOL hope it's cool that I'm pregnant. BYEEEEEEEE**- JANET*
- BettyTiquette

*Now that's a scary picture!*
- An OkCupid user

*hey fuck you*
- BettyTiquette

*Hi :) How's it going? You do have pretty eyes! What's your name?**Brian*
- An OkCupid user

*My name is Man-eyes McDudewig.*
- BettyTiquette

*Hello love. I'm Zac. How do I gain your trust? I wanna try and make you laugh and smile.*
- An OkCupid user

*LOL YOU JUST MADE ME LAUGH LET'S HANG OUT. JUST KIDDING I HAVE A BOYFRIEND.*
- BettyTiquette

*Miss Betty you're absolutely beautiful!
Any luck on here so far?
Meeting any cute tall guys yet? Haha
Message me sometime*
- An OkCupid user

*NO*
- BettyTiquette

## Comment Quiz of the Week

HOW MANY DICKS DID PAUL RYAN HAVE TO SUCK BEFORE THEY GAVE HIM THE VP NOM?

A) 1

B) 2

C) 30

D) Not nearly enough to win an election HAAAAAAY

## Context

1. ↑ Paul Ryan was the Republican Party's nominee for Vice President in the 2012 Presidential election.

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Open Beta Day 3

"*See, I like to build up anticipation and then not deliver on my promises, which is why our sidebar is brought to you by Obama!*"
―Erik
Open Beta Day 3 is an Open Beta lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on February 19, 2015.

## Summary

Erik introduces the lesson, but someone leaves a rude comment, so Skjöldr briefly takes over to reply. After Erik returns, he looks at a comment full of suggestions. He puts them on a sidebar of lessons he'll never make because he likes to get people's hopes up (sidebar brought to you by Obama). On another comment's recommendation, he puts on some glasses to look like a sex offender.

The next comment points out a cumstain on the wall behind him. Erik explains that the background is actually CGI, and he turns it off in that portion so the students instead see the giant human eye that is actually behind him. After disregarding a comment suggesting he check out raysipeladygaga, he answers a question about microtransactions. Another comment complaining about the wall prompts Erik to remove the Etiquesette wall entirely, exposing the eyes that live behind him. Then someone suggests dinosaursm, so he puts a dinosaur on the screen. Next Erik sees a normal comment passing through, so he ignores it. Then Erik replies to more comments and tells everyone subscribe if they want to.

Finally, Skjöldr asks everyone to subscribe to the Skjöldr DLC for $6.66. Then he realizes he's getting rusty, so he goes off to kill someone.

## Comments

*Wash your fukken shirt man*
- jelle teijema

*HOW ABOUT I WASH THIS SHIRT IN THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES. LET ME QUICK CHECK MY ENEMY LIST AND OH NO IT'S JUST YOU. WELL I SUPPOSE I'LL BE OVER TONGIHT TO DO MY LAUNDRY IN YOUR DREAMS BOOOOOOY.*
- Skjöldr

*Will there be any microtransactions?*
- EmilianSpo

*Only if your penis has a bank account*
- Erik

*Hi Erik, I'd like to report a problem. There's this big sweaty bumbearded fuckface on my screen. Please remove him, he's been appearing quite often lately. lol jk go fuck a goat #jews*
- s70rk

*For a second there I thought you wanted me to shave my beard, and I was going to say "who the fuck do you think you are, my boss? Because my boss has told me to do that" but that would have been a lie because I don't have a job unless you count what I do with my hand when your dad is in town you loopy little bitch.*
- Erik

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The Moon

The Moon is a hollow spaceship that was built by aliens. The Moon is gay, and it's incredibly lonely because there are no other moons in Earth's orbit. It's also a Scientologist. The Moon's hollow nature makes it similar to a gong, and this was eventually exploited by Erik when he farted so hard that it echoed through the Moon and threw it out of orbit.

The Moon was first inhabited by members of NASA, long after the Moon landing so that they no longer had to use a soundstage. Afterward, countless internet personalities moved to the Moon and set up moonbases. NASA claims ownership over the entire Moon and all moonbases built on it.

## Known Moonbases

* Moonbase Salvia
* Internet Today's moonbase
* Jacksfilms' moonbase
* Various TikTok moonbases
Rocketship

A rocketship is a design that can be left on comments to make them more interesting. Erik often uses them to end his comments. He had always dreamed of running a rocketship company of his own, and this dream eventually came true when he founded Unlimited Salvia Space Rockets during The Big Money Space Race.

A group of rocketships is called a penis armada. In a romantic context, the rocketship is a sideways valentine statue.

## Structure

The rocketships consists of four parts:

* The base: consists of two round objects, often rendered as (\_)\_) or 8.
* The shaft: long and slender, often rendered as ::::::: or ======. Length may vary.
* The tip or the head: typically rendered as D. An emoji can also be used in its place.
* The jizz: rendered as ~~~~~~. Length may vary. The jizz can also be used to house brief phrases; in this case, they're referred to as "jizz brackets."

### Examples

* (\_)\_)::::::::D~~~~~
* (\_)\_)::::::::::::::::::::D~~~~~~~~~~
* (\_)\_):::::::::🅱️~~~~~~
* (\_\_)\_\_)::::::::::::::::D~~~9/11~~~
* (\_)\_)============D~~~~~~~
* 8::::::::::::::::D~~~~
* (\_)\_)::::::::::::::::😄~~~~~~~~~~
Todd (2020 Halloween Special)

## Todd

Todd in Moneystacks Salvia's cabin

"*This porno's weird.*"
―Todd[src]
Todd was a man that was killed by The Anomaly.

## Biography

Todd was an athlete that encountered a strange cabin in the woods with Pierre and Vicky. In this cabin, they encountered Dr. Moneystacks as he was possessed by The Anomaly. After the Anomaly was released, Moneystacks retreated into the next room and locked the door. Unable to escape, the Anomaly approached Todd and slit his throat with its claws. He died as he asked Coach to put him in one more time.
Viral Videos

"*Now the reason I like viral videos so much is because their comment section stays rich with activity, something I can read and learn from.*"
―Erik
Viral Videos is the fourth lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was the first lesson to feature analysis of multiple videos. It was released on January 28, 2012.

## Summary

Erik explains that the comment sections of viral videos are especially active and can be learned from. He watches Shit Girls Say and he thoroughly enjoys it, but then he leaves a comment critical of the video. Next, he gives a shoutout to Dutch website Dumpert for rehosting his lesson Talking to girls and putting a watermark on it. Then Erik watches japanese high school after noting that the analytics demonstrate that it is exclusively watched by old men. He leaves a comment saying that it's boring. Finally, he announces Thefallen222 as the Twitter Fan of the Week, and he sends a weekly tweet to Chris Brown.

## Comments

*Look at what you've fucking started with this bullshit. This series being popular is proof to me that god does not and never has existed. And if he did, he'd be fucking ashamed at how we've utilized his gifts of speech and wisdom. Hey I've got an idea, how about you make one called shit girls say when they're stranded at the bottom of an ocean, and film it on location.**2012 is the year we make contact -- Educate yourself on NWO policies**Signed,
Dr. 8᐀᐀᐀᐀᐀᐀D⁓⁓⁓⁓
Attorney at go fuck yourself*
- Erik

*Oh my god are you kidding me? This is the most boring shit I've ever seen. Aren't tentacles supposed to bust out and get those chicks pregnant? BTW I'm the only guy under 50 who watched this. Gonna be awkard when that comes up at the next PTA meeting. Sorry if a bunch of Dutch assholes come in here and fuck things up. I can't control them.**9/11 was an inside job (culture note: 9/11 was when our own government pearl harbored us, but with rockets instead of planes)*
- Erik

*@chrisbrown hey aren't you the dude who punched shakira in the face?*
- @commentiquette

### Twitter Fan of the Week

*@commentiquette Your lessons in comment etiquette have got me practically swimming in pussy over here.*
- @Thefallen222

## Comment Quiz of the Week

 File:Comment Quiz of the Week Viral Videos.png
Would you tell this crazy man to:

A) Keep up the great work

B) Find a new hobby

C) Go to the hospital immediately

D) Smoke weed everyday, big dicks in your ass lol joey diaz

## Context

1. ↑ Tentacles engaging in sexual acts with women sometimes occurs in hentai (animated Japanese pornography).
2. ↑ PTA stands for Parent Teacher Association, a group of teachers and parents at a school that collaborate to improve school programs.
3. ↑ Chris Brown is infamous for a violent assault on singer Rihanna, among other women. Erik has confused her with another mononymous pop singer, Shakira.

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Vicky

"*Hey demon. Bet you're feeling stupid now, huh?*"
―Vicky[src]
Vicky was a woman that was killed by The Anomaly.

## Biography

After attending a funeral, Vicky found an old cabin with Pierre and Todd. In this cabin, they encountered Dr. Moneystacks as he was possessed by The Anomaly. After the Anomaly was released, both of Vicky's friends were killed. As the Anomaly approached Vicky, Moneystacks fired at it with a rifle. He missed, and Vicky pretended to be hit. She then took the rifle and destroyed the Anomaly's body. But as she prepared to kill Moneystacks for releasing the Anomaly on them, Pierre's possessed body rose up behind her and gruesomely tore her apart.
The Big Money Space Race

The Big Money Space Race was a competition between six individuals and two governments to colonize space. It encompasses the following lessons:

* The Big Money Space Race Part 1
* The Big Money Space Race Part 2
* Moonbase Salvia

## Competitors

The original five competitors are as follows:

* Jeff Bezos: Leader of Blue Origin
* Elon Musk: Leader of SpaceX
* Richard Branson: Leader of Virgin Galactic
* Yuri Milner: Leader of Breakthrough Starshot with Mark Zuckerberg
* Paul G. Allen: Leader of Vulcan Aerospace

In late 2018, Allen and Bezos died, and three new competitors entered the race:

* Big Money Salvia: Leader of Unlimited Salvia Space Rockets
* Hank, on behalf of the NSA and the United States government
* The Chinese government, with help from Doctor Frank and Doctor Sam

## History

The Big Money Space race began when Jeff Bezos was young and received rocketship blueprints from Nibiruans. He founded Amazon, became a billionaire, and founded SpaceX to reach Nibiru. At the same time, four other billionaires did the same. It's unknown if they also made contact, if Bezos sent them the blueprints, or if they were developing their rocketships independently.

In late 2018, Allen died of cancer and Bezos was eaten alive by hungry warehouse workers. Bezos' consciousness had been uploaded to a computer, and after his death it sent Erik schematics so he could fulfill Bezos' dream and go to Nibiru to escape the poor people. After the American and Chinese governments started to close in on Erik, Bezos' consciousness sent Erik a completed rocketship. Erik arrived at Nibiru, met a Nibiruan, and got nut-tapped by it. The whole space race had been a ruse by Bezos to send people to Nibiru and have the alien nut-tap them.

In 2021, Erik claimed victory in the Second Big Money Space Race after he built Moonbase Salvia, but he later discovered that a variety of internet personalities, as well as NASA, had beaten him there.
Red pill

The red pill is a metaphorical pill that one can take to achieve enlightenment. The concept originates from the movie *The Matrix* in which Neo takes the red pill to learn about the matrix. This idea was co-opted by the Men's Rights Movement, who called joining the movement "taking the red pill." Eventually the term came to mean accepting any sort of right-wing belief.

Robert Hanssen seeks to make Erik take the red pill.

## Mentioned In

* Soy Boys
* Avoiding Surveillance
* Re-Optimize Your YouTube Channel
* Spying on People

## See Also

* Red pill and blue pill on Wikipedia
* Manosphere on Wikipedia
Red Wasteland

The Red Wasteland is an alternate dimension similar to Hell that exists between this dimension and the next. It is the home of Helja, and it's where souls are sent when Skjöldr inhabits their bodies. Every minute in the moral plane is a thousand in the Red Wasteland.

As mortal bodies can not exist in the Red Wasteland, it is impossible to die while in the Red Wasteland, though it is still possible to experience thirst. It's also inhabited by sand worms.

## Appearances

* Skjöldr's Scary Story Halloween Special! (mentioned)
* The Man in the Book (mentioned)
* Nightmare Fuel
MMS

Miracle Mineral Supplement, or MMS, is an industrial bleach that can be consumed for a variety of health benefits. It's endorsed by Jim Humble, Mark Grenon, and Todd Clorox. MMS has never been shown to work, and side effects typically include nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, and death.

## Appearances

* Don't Drink Bleach
* The Clorox Plan
* This Is Not Us
* Florida Man

## See Also

* Miracle Mineral Supplement on Wikipedia
Shakira

Shakira in the Hips Don't Lie music video

Shakira is a Latin pop star. Her song "Hips Don't Lie" is a useful place to practice internet comment etiquette, whether on purpose or accidentally. There is an alternate reality in which she butt chugged a beer on stage in a concert in Germany, but this didn't happen in our reality due to The Mandela Effect. She may have been punched in the face by Chris Brown.

## Appearances

* Viral Videos (mentioned)
* Philip DeThanksbro
* Medical Advice
* Mandela Effect (mentioned)
* People Freaking Out
* The 5G Apocalypse (Facebook)
* Being a Creep
* Hot Tub Whine Machine (mentioned)
* 4/21 Special
* Project Blue Beam Explained
* The Mandela Effect Is Real

## See Also

* Shakira in Wikipedia
* Hips Don't Lie on YouTube
The Big Money Space Race Part 2 Ad

## Timeline

### Next Ad

Nubleborsky

"*This is not why I became an actor! I graduated from Guilford!*"
―Ridleymane Quarterchop
The Big Money Space Race Part 2 was sponsored by NordVPN.

## Summary

Ridleymane Quarterchop sits in the set of Nobbleberry during the production of the show's series finale. He talks about NordVPN and its benefits. He doesn't understand anything about it as he doesn't have a computer, but he needs the money to support his 14th child. He breaks down into tears because he's unhappy with his life and his career.
Salvia Told Ya So

A Salvia Told Ya So is a grade that Erik gives himself when he got something right. He gave himself a Salvia Told Ya So in Crypto News with Erik! Episode 1 after he correctly predicted that My Wife's Asshole would increase in value. It lost 100% of its value shortly afterward, but he had already given the Salvia Told Ya So.
Nobbleberry

*This article is about the British crime drama. For its main character, see Detective Nobbleberry.*

Nobbleberry is a crime drama that airs on the BBC in the United Kingdom. It stars Ridleymane Quarterchop as Detective Nobbleberry, a detective from the past that has to adjust to present times as he solves crimes and courts prostitutes. It was created by Charlie Brooker's 18th clone. The series has been localized for Russian audiences as Nubleborsky.

Erik uses NordVPN to play trailers for Nobbleberry on Internet Comment Etiquette. These trailers often give away the entire episode.

## Summary

### Original Series

Detective Nobbleberry is a detective from the past that has arrived in the present, and he teams up with John Partner to solve murders. While he's on the trail of a man killing prostitutes, he's kidnapped by American policemen. He escapes and finds a surveillance tape showing that his partner was the murderer. He's forced to kill his partner and the constable assigns Detective Nanny as his new partner. John Partner's more evil twin Evil Twin Partner operates an illegal meme operation and uses it to set a trap for Nobbleberry. Evil Twin Partner shoots and kills Nobbleberry. In Heaven, Nobbleberry meets John Partner, who reads to Nobbleberry his list of sins, which consists entirely of laying with prostitutes.

### Revival Series

Nobbleberry is still alive and solves the murder of London. Evil Twin Partner kidnaps Detective Nanny, so Nobbleberry kills him.

### Nobbleberry Miami

Nobbleberry travels to Miami and meets Nick Bilko. The two work together to solve crimes and use cocaine.

### Nobbleberry: BLOOD AND DUST

Nobbleberry, after reporting to the police chief claims to have heard of a crime in which his name is scrawled out in the evidence of a murder in the United States of America. Nobbleberry travels to Texas and meets up with a partner, Partner Texas Ranger. Nobbleberry decides he must go undercover by disguising himself in "American" clothing. He ends up doing....Texas Stuff, I don't fuckin know.

### Nobbleberry.co.uk Mystery

Nobbleberry goes on a detective mystery exclusive to those with a UK I.P. Address. It's a simple an easy thing to access for those who have gone to Nordvpn.com/bigmoney and use the code 'BIGMONEY' or perhaps 'NOBBLEBERRY' as a code, unlocking untold discounts for the user who signs up today to get a 2 year subscription plus 3 months free using the sponsored code.

## Episodes

### Original Series

* Nobbleberry Ad 1
* Nobbleberry Ad 2
* Nobbleberry Ad 3
* Nobbleberry Ad 4

### Revival

* Nobbleberry Ad 5
* Nobbleberry Ad 6

### Nobbleberry: Miami

* Nobbleberry Ad 7
* Nobbleberry Ad 8
* Nobbleberry Ad 9

### **BUT WAIT THERES MORE!**

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**Nobbleberry: UK Exclusive Mystery**

Nobbleberry.co.uk
Unkillable Journalist

The unkillable journalist as he appears in Nubleborsky

"*Can you guys move? I'm trying to watch TV here.*"
―Unkillable Journalist[src]
The unkillable journalist is a character in Nobbleberry and its Russian adaptation Nubleborsky. He's a man that's regularly questioned and found dead by Detective Nobbleberry and Detective Nubleborsky.

## Biography

In the first episode of Nobbleberry, Detective Nobbleberry and John Partner find the unkillable journalist dead in the park, but he gets up and panics. Later they question him and his partner about a crime. He claims to have been in his apartment, but they recognize him as the man they saw in the park. Many years later, Detective Nobbleberry and Detective Nanny find him and his partner dead, but the two both turn out to still be alive.

The unkillable journalist was also found dead in Russia by Detective Nubleborsky after he was shot twice in the head. Nubleborsky and Nubleborsky's partner decided that it was an accident, but it turned out he was still alive so Nubleborsky strangled him and danced away. They later questioned him and he asked them for some rubles so Nubleborsky strangled him again.

## Appearances

* Avoiding Surveillance (Nobbleberry)
* Quora VS Yahoo! Answers (Nubleborsky)
* Hot Tub Whine Machine (Nobbleberry)
Zach

*This article is about the ad character. For the actor that plays him, see Zach Reiner-Harris.*

## Series

### Portrayed By

Zach Reiner-Harris

"*What's the dark web?*"
―Zach[src]
Zach was a friend of Private Detective Shawn that didn't use NordPass to save his passwords. He was raised Amish, so he knows very little about computers. Shawn took him to the NordPass Wizard's dimension to learn how to use NordPass, but they were killed by goblins.
Webcams!

"*Everyone's got a webcam, whether it be in their laptop, their phone, their car, their television, sometimes without them even knowing somewhere in their house.*"
―Erik
Webcams is the 23rd lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on March 18, 2015.

## Summary

Erik takes a break from doing his taxes to say hello to people on Chatroulette.

Erik explains all the different reasons that someone might have a web cam, and he explains how to use one. He shows how they're used to broadcast Battlefield on Twitch, and he joins the game just to flashbang his streaming teammate.

Then he shows how to broadcast yourself texting on YouNow. He asks one of them some questions, but he doesn't understand. Erik also sees a bald mom choking out her son, tells Harry Potter's mom to slap him, and asks a guy with a trombone about water supplies. He tries asking a few more questions about Ferguson and Nibiru, but they can't give him helpful answers either.

He tries asking some adults using webcams on adult websites, and he finds that the camgirl is the only person that can have an intelligent conversation. Then he asks his students to come watch him file his taxes on Twitch.

## Comments

*Do you think Israeli PM Netanyahu deserves the Republican backing?**Have you ever put down a dog without going to the vet?**Is your dad watching you from the other side of that room, shaking his head?*
- Erik

*lol your bald mom just choked you out**just kidding this is child protective services*
- Erik

*STOP BEING RUDE TO YOUR MOTHER**HEY HARRY POTTER'S MOM, SLAP THAT LITTLE ASSHOLE*
- Erik

*Hey are you worried that the planet is running out of clean water?*
- Erik

*Worried about Ferguson*
- Erik

*Is that a science project on the wall?**Where's Planet X?**The hidden planet nibiru that hides behind the sun*
- Erik

*are you worried about global warming?**what about boko haram moving into syria*
- Erik

## Context

1. ↑ This lesson was made in the months following protests and riots in the city of Ferguson, Missouri
2. ↑ Boko Haram is a Nigerian terrorist organization. At the time of this lesson, they were becoming involved in the Middle East to support ISIS.

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Ted Cruz Tuesday

Ted Cruz Tuesday was a short-lived segment in which Erik celebrated Tuesdays by sending a tweet to Ted Cruz. The only Ted Cruz Tuesday was November 18, 2014 during the lesson Video Game Reviews. Following this event, Erik replaced Ted Cruz Tuesdays with tweets to Ted Cruz on all days of the week.

## Tweet

*@tedcruz only difference between you and a paper bag of jizz is the bag can be recycled so therefore has a shot at helping the environment*
- @commentiquette
A Grand Harvest

## Timeline

### Previous

Announcement For a Teaser For an Announcement of Teaser Trailer For a Trailer of Erik Dri

### Next

The Omega

"*How long must we wait, you ask! Unfortunately, just a little bit longer.*"
―Erik
A Grand Harvest is the first of the official kickstarter updates for Erik Drinks Wine and Gets a Haircut, and the second overall after Stretch Goals and Spam Bots!

## Summary

Erik plays dramatic dialogue and other sound clips from Erik Drinks Wine and Gets a Haircut (none of which will appear in the final movie). Then Parrot Erik announces that the movie is delayed for no reason.

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Teamkill

Teamkilling is the action of killing one's own teammates in a game such as Battlefield. It may be done by accident or on purpose. Teamkilling is often frowned upon within the community, but Erik teaches it to his students as a legitimate strategy. Teamkills are featured in Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik, Tweets From the Class, and GAME TIPZ.

## Techniques

Erik has introduced a variety of teamkilling techniques.

* Shooting: This is the standard teamkilling technique. Simply use any available gun and fire it at a teammate until they are dead. Some teamkillers will continue to fire at the corpse for added effect, but this is optional.
* Crashes: Some games allow teamkills by driving or flying a vehicle into a teammate.
* C4: Battlefield allows players to use C4 explosives on any vehicle with a remote detonator. This grants teamkillers a variety of options:
	+ The Standard C4 Teamkill: Apply C4 to a teammate's vehicle. Detonate.
	+ The "Come Closer" Teamkill: Apply C4 to the ground. Ask a teammate to come closer until they are over the C4. Detonate.
	+ The Murder-Suicide Teamkill: Apply C4 to your own vehicle and invite a teammate to join you. Detonate.
	+ The Nearby Vehicle Teamkill: Apply C4 to an idle vehicle. Annoy or threaten to teamkill a nearby teammate until they get frustrated, take the idle vehicle, and leave. Detonate. This technique is only recommended for experienced teamkillers.
* Flashbang: Flashbangs are a nonlethal method of assaulting teammates that blind and deafen them for several seconds.
* VR Grenade: When in a VR shooter such as Pavlov, one can remove the pin from a grenade by accident and then drop it. Alternatively, one can lose the grenade and find it when it detonates.[src]
* Special Abilities: Some games grant different characters special abilities that can be used to teamkill in new and unique ways.[src]
* Hostage Teamkilling: Rainbow Six Siege requires players to rescue a hostage. Teamkilling the hostage results in an instant loss for every player on the team.[src]
* Sitcom Montage: In extreme cases of teamkilling, one can utilize a variety of teamkilling techniques while singing the theme of a classic sitcom. Erik has demonstrated this with the use of the Family Matters theme[src] as well as the Full House theme and the Seinfeld theme[src]
* Rent Your Own Server: The highest form of teamkilling. A true master of the teamkilling art will purchase his own custom server for the explicit purpose of leaving no teammate left standing. Erik created Big Money Salvia's Big Money Server for this reason.
* Own Goal: A teamkill variant in the FIFA series where a player kicks the ball into the wrong goal. Just like with other teamkilling techniques, doing it properly will get the teamkiller kicked from the game.
The Amazing Salvio Hotline

"*My connections to the spirit realm tells me that there are many souls out there seeking answers to life's most elusive questions.*"
―Salvio
The Amazing Salvio Hotline is a video promoting The Amazing Salvio's readings. It features examples of readings, such as learning that Dick Cheney profited from the Iraq War. It also features testimonials, such as Jacksfilms. Finally, it advertises The Amazing Salvio's Guide to Bouncing on Your Boys 3rd Eye. It was released on July 11, 2016.

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Veronica

"*Now that dude is definitely not asking for consent.*"
―Veronica[src]
Veronica was Erik's girlfriend and a guest host on Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik.

She did porn with her stepbrother, and she is no longer on the mortal plane.[src]

## Appearances

* 2015 Syllabus
* Being a Woman Online (host)
* State of the Internet 2016 (mentioned)
* Musical Twinks (host)
* Lawyerin' Up (photo)
* The Rake Under My Desk (fan art)
* Lady-Bots (heard off-screen)
* March to a Million Part Two (as fan art)
Rodnar

"*If Rodnar was here, he'd break you over his God damn knee!*"
―Alternate Erik[src]
Rodnar was the leader of the Interdimensional Marines. He joined after his universe and his family were destroyed by The Omega. Rodnar eventually sacrificed himself in order to destroy the infected rune that gave power to The Omega. It's said that it really wrapped up his arc.
Shovel

A shovel, also called a divorce lawyer or a divorce attorney, is a tool used to dispose of one's ex. It then doubles as a digging tool to bury someone under a gazebo. This device may have played a role in Erik's divorce from Janet, but the details are unknown.

## Salviaerik store description

"This shovel's gotten me out of more marriages than a secretary who doesn't know how to keep her mouth shut" -Lenny Dykstra