The Windy Symphony

This is a CD of 96 instrument and music style imitations by Carrot Top's butt; after every flatulent instrument or genre impersonation, Carrot Top has a delightfully goofy line to utter.

## The Tracks

1. Accordion-"What a squeezy fart!"
2. Acoustic Guitar-"Strumming chords and breaking wind!"
3. Alphorn-"The hills are alive with the sound of comedy!"
4. Alternative-"That poot was punky!"
5. Bagpipes-"A Scotch delight for you, directly from my butt!"
6. Balalaika-"Folksy, stringy and comically melodious-all at the same time!"
7. Bandoneon-"Bravo, what an unforgettable toot tango!"
8. Banjo-"Kick up your heels with hilarity!"
9. Baroque-"That'll never get old, it's a totally timeless toot!"
10. Bass Guitar-"Plucking grooves and breaking the wind!"
11. Bassoon-"Richly windy!"
12. Beatnik Jazz-"Far out!"
13. Be Bop-"A real blast from the past!"
14. Bhangra-"That had a real Indian flavor to it!"
15. Big Band-"Swinging with a smelly flair!"
16. Bluegrass-"Twangy toots are my thang!"
17. Bodhran-"Drumming in real Emerald Isle style, courtesy of my butt!"
18. Bollywood-""That toot's got a true Indian flair to it!"
19. Broadway-"Showy and bright, just like a shining star!"
20. Bugle-"Hark to the call of my famous farting butt!"
21. Calliope-"Hop aboard the comedically kooky carousel!"
22. Celeste-"Beautifully whimsical comedy!"
23. Cello-"Pooting way down low's the way to go if you really want to laugh!"
24. Clarinet-"Why have a licorice stick when you can have the smooth styles of my farts?"
25. Cornet-"May the blues blow away!"
26. Country-"Saddle up and break wind!"
27. Dance-"Get on up and groove along to my toots!"
28. Double Bass-"Tooting with a swing!"
29. Didgeridoo-"That had the beefy richness of down under!"
30. Disco-"Get in the groovy funk of my fab flatulence!"
31. Drumroll-"The winner of the noisiest tooter ever award is the one and only you-know-who...ME, CARROT TOP!"
32. Dulcimer-"Hammering away boredom is my claim to fame!"
33. EDM-"Hitting the dance floor in a super gassy way!"
34. Electric Guitar-"Shredding in smelly style!"
35. English Horn-"Bravissimo, very well played!"
36. Fife-"Windy and wondrous!"
37. Flugelhorn-"That's my bottom singing a jazzy serenade!"
38. Flute-"Just putting WIND in woodwind!"
39. Folk-"Gather 'round, I've got farts to sing along to!"
40. French Horn-"A humourously royal masterpiece for you!"
41. Funk-"In true 70s style!"
42. Gamelan-"That's culturally exotic!"
43. Grunge-"A retro style rock classic!"
44. Handbells-"I'm just chiming away the blues!"
45. Harmonica-"Harmoniously bluesy!"
46. Harp-"Heavenly comedy lives, keep it alive!"
47. Harpsichord-"An all time classic toot for you to share!"
48. Hip Hop-"Groovin' to my toots is what I'm doin' 'round here!"
49. Hurdy Gurdy-"Feeling the beat of the olden days with my bottom!"
50. Irish Tin Whistle-"I'm jigging along and tooting a song!"
51. Jazz-"Swinging along to a pooty song!"
52. Kalimba-"That fart was hot, just like Africa!"
53. Kazoo-"I'm just humming a tune with my heiney!"
54. Klezmer-"Oy vey, that was a tuneful tudchus tune!"
55. Koto-"Orientally stringy!"
56. Lute-"What a medieval fart!"
57. Mandolin-"Gassy and bluegrassy at the same time!"
58. Marimba-"That fart had a nice RING to it!"
59. Musical Box-"Melodiously comedic!"
60. Oboe-"Even woodwinds have humor!"
61. Ocarina-"What an enchanting poot!"
62. Organ-"Grandiose and comedically brilliant!"
63. Panpipes-"Pooting in Peruvian style!"
64. Piano-"That was a noteworthy fart!"
65. Piccolo-"Sweetly serenading with my seat!"
66. Pop-"Just like a teenager's idol!"
67. Punk-"Just pooting in the mosh pit!"
68. Recorder-"Talk about medieval methane!"
69. Reggae-"One love, one laugh!"
70. Rock-"Just rocking out, nice and hard!"
71. Rockabilly-"That was in true 1950s diner style!"
72. Saxophone-"Just jazzing up the world of comedy!"
73. Sitar-"Dreamily exotic, what a melodiously mirthful poot!"
74. Slide Whistle-"Melodiously mischievous, I'm a musical comedy genius!"
75. Steel Drums-"Welcome to comedy paradise!"
76. Theremin-"Downright magical, I really love it!"
77. Timpani-"What a booming, percussive butt bang!"
78. Triangle-"What a comedic gem, it rings out with comical brilliance!"
79. Tribal Tom Toms-"Bonfires and breaking wind, what could be better?"
80. Trombone-"I'm sliding my way to comedy greatness!"
81. Trumpet-"Tooting way up high!"
82. Tuba-"That had a really silly OOMPAH to it!"
83. Tubular Bells-"Ringing into fun is my favourite kind of thing!"
84. Uiellan Pipes-"HILLariously Irish!"
85. Ukulele-"Tropically tootful!"
86. VGM-"Why play on the computer when you can let things go in cheese-cutting style?"
87. Viola-"What a comical concerto, BRAVO!"
88. Vibraphone-"Good vibes are coming your way, courtesy of my bum!"
89. Violin-"Fiddling around with stringy wind!"
90. Waltz-"Tooting in 3/4 time is windy fun!"
91. Western-"I'm hootin' for a hilarious hoedown!"
92. Whammy Bar-"Bending strings and breaking wind, I hammer on and pull off with humor!"
93. Xylophone-"My toots are hitting all the right notes!"
94. Zheng-"That one had true Chinese charm!"
95. Zither-"Strumming along and farting a song!"
96. Zydeco-"Just like Louisiana, y'all!"