S7E46: "Haunted Millionaire Mad Magazine Game"

## Games(s)

*Haunted Millionaire$ Board Game*

*Triggers*

*The Mad Magazine Game*

## Beer(s)

Moosehead Lager (Moosehead Breweries Ltd.)

## Navigation

**"Haunted Millionaire Mad Magazine Game"** is the 46th episode in the seventh season of the series *Beer and Board Games*. The episode originally aired on December 7, 2017. The guests were Dylan Brogan and Tony Mayer. The games played were *Haunted Millionaire$ Board Game*, *Triggers*, and *The Mad Magazine Game*.

## Notes

* The beer featured in this episode was Moosehead Lager by Moosehead Breweries Ltd (available year-round, 5.00% alcohol). Before even drinking the beer Matt grimaces, "Man, I open this up and there was a waft of skunky beer flavor that greeted me."
* Tony sarcastically notes that the game *Haunted Millionaire$ Board Game* is like monopoly and Dylan notes that the hotel pieces are just "haunted monopoly hotels."
* Matt is repeatedly appalled by the cost of visiting cemeteries on the board game.
* When Dylan was reading about the Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum, Matt and the other were mouthing Dylan's words.
* Dylan wins in a landslide at *Haunted Millionaire*.
* The makers of Laughcronyms sent *Beer and Board Games* special t-shirts featuring Matt, Aaron, and Tony's drawings from S7E30: "Laughcronyms."
* Matt sarcastically comments that the "Why me worry" bit (by Aaron and Dylan) is too funny and shuts them down.
* Dylan quotes Snoop Dog "pass to the left side" to try to determine each player's turns.
* Dylan drew the "If you are good looking stand up and imitate your favorite animal and, lose $2000" card and squawked like a chicken.
* Matt tried to introduce Baby Cookie, hinting he hears baby footsteps, but she ultimately does not appear in the show.
* Dylan takes off his shirt and dances as tradition during the wrap-up ("folks").

## Impressions

**Matt (as Tony Todd from *The Rock (1996)*)**: "*No one escapes the rock.*"
**Tony**: "*The Bay Area Rapid Transit System is another name for Sean Connery's penis.*"

**Matt (as Dylan)**: "*We're the competitors.*"

## Songs

* "Bus To Beelzebub" (Soul Coughing), started by Tony, sung by Matt, mouthed by Aaron, and snapping by Dylan
	+ Lyrics (Modified): "Thank you for the beer. Get on to the bus that will take you back to Beelzebub. Thank you for the beer. That will make you stop going rub-a-dub."

* "The Trolley Song" (written by Hugh Martin and Ralph Blane, sung by Judy Garland *Meet Me in St. Louis*), sung by Dylan, Tony
	+ Lyrics (Modified): "Clang, Clang, Clang went Sean Connery's balls. Ding, Ding Ding went your mom."

* "So Appalled" (Kanye West and Jay-Z), sung by Matt, air horns by Dylan, Aaron, and Tony
	+ Lyrics (Modified): "I lose thirty million, I spend another thirty. Cuz unlike Hammer, sixty million can't hurt me."

* "Young Girl" (Gary Puckett & The Union Gap), sung by Tony, later joined by Aaron
	+ Lyrics (Modified): "Young ghost, get out of my mind. My love for you is way out of line. You better run ghost. You're much too young, ghost."

* "Magical Mystery Tour" (The Beatles), sung by Tony, Matt, Aaron
	+ Lyrics (Modified): "Oh, it's the Winchester Mystery House. The Winchester Mystery House is coming to scare you away. Coming to scare you away, scare you today.

* "Pokémon Theme" (John Siegler and John Loeffler), sung by Tony
	+ Lyrics (Modified): "Gotta catch em all, Roshimon."

* "Uptown Funk" (Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars), sung by Matt, Tony
	+ Lyrics: Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent Got kiss myself, so pretty. Too hot. Hot Damn."

* "Smooth Criminal" (Michael Jackson), sung by Matt, Aaron, Tony
	+ Lyrics (Modified): you've bit hit by a smooth caramel. If you're a boy person lose 1000 and win the game. Abed, are you okay, you okay, you okay, Abed?"

## Memorable Quotes

**Matt**: "*This just smells like Dylan's marijuana parlor.*"

**Tony**: "*This beer was lovingly brewed inside one actual moose.*"

**Dylan**: *"If you're in BC. You'd better get back to your own time."* [possibly word playing between British Columbia and Before Christ

**Dylan**: *"Move to the closest sedentary"* [misreading his card]
**Aaron**: "*Sedentary. Well okay then you don't move.*"
**Matt**: "*Move to the nearest inertia.*"

**Dylan**: "*I once got triggers. I had to take a bath in turmeric to get rid of them.*"

**Dylan**: "*Roshimon*"
**Matt**: "*I didn't watch Roshimon. Roshimon is not a fucking movie.*"