Rizanto Episode 5 The Foul Rizztraining Order

Disclaimer: There is none, you knew what you were in for when you saw who was writing this.

## Will Broken, The Rizz Goes Unspoken, I Literally Have No Game

It was another day with team LEGACY. They were out in the city running around on a wild goose chase. You see, Soreo was going to cook a special dinner for the team in celebration of the fact that they had been protecting Earth for roughly a month now. Well, actually longer than that, but before that point they actually hadn't fought against any monsters. The LEGACY Captain was looking around with his binoculars, searching for the foul.

That was when he saw the creature zooming by him. He gasped and motioned for Boutaro and Kiriko, who were nearby, to follow him. The three started to run after the goose, pushing past civilians and running around in circles. They ran through butcheries, they ran through schoolyards, they ran through filming studios for action movies, animation studios, and even interrupted a Don Shine stage show at a mall. First the goose ran into the crowd of children, who were all confused to see it. However, it soon rushed through them all and made it on stage. One of the 'monsters' in costume thought it was apart of the stage and tried to pick up the goose and eat it.

"Haha, I shall now consume the goose of power!!!!"

The Don Shine actor looked at a woman behind the curtains of the stage.

"T-This isn't in the script....." he whispered.

The woman shrugged and with that, the Don Shine actor turned around to face the 'monster' and his many goons. He pointed at them.

"I won't let you get away with this! That goose is for the people, not for monsters like you!"

The 'monster' laughed.

"The goose is now mine to collect.....And there's nothing you can do to-"

"Wait!!!!" shouted a tired Boutaro. Him, Kiriko, and Soreo ran onstage. Boutaro awkwardly looked at the kids and bowed. "I-I'm sorry but-"

He looked at Don Shine. When he did so, his eyes lit up and he instantly ran towards the 'hero'.

"Oh my goodness- Mister Don Shine, I'm such a big fan! M-May I get an autograph?!"

He took off his shoe and offered it to the hero, who nervously raised his hands up.

"Wow....It's uh, it's so nice to see a fan...." replied Don Shine nervously.

Kiriko folded her arms.

"Hey, kid!" she shouted. "Now isn't the time to be fanboying!"

Boutaro turned around and ssshed her.

"Quiet! I'm trying to talk to my idol...."

As that was happening, Soreo was trying to haggle for the goose with the main villain of the stage show.

"Look man, Team LEGACY has been working hard this month. I thought I could get this goose nice and cooked....surely you could give it back?"

Still staying in character, the 'monster' shook his head.

"No! I, Kira Nastie, am the tyrant king who will rule over all!" He raised the goose up. "Including the fowl I have in my possession!"

Soreo scratched the back of his neck as the monster continued to grand stand. The kids were looking on in amusement. They started to cheer.

"Come on!" shouted one. "Fight him!"

"You want your goose, right? Fight him!" shouted another.

"TACKLE HIM AND GUT HIM LIKE A FISH!!!!!" shouted the youngest, probably 3 years old at the oldest, and that was being generous.

Soreo nervously looked around as sweat dropped from his forehead.

("Is this what the youth of today are like....? Video Games really are the root of all evil....")

Kiriko walked up to Soreo and clonked him on the head. The Captain of team LEGACY turned around holding his head in pain.

"Hey, what was that for, Kiriko?!"

"I got the feeling you thought of something stupid..."

"Well I didn't!"

Kiriko looked around and sighed.

"Honestly, between Boutaro's fanboying and your attempts to get the goose, I should just do everything myself...!"

Soreo chuckled.

"Nonsense", he said, trying to assure his subordinate. "We are professionals! We have this situation well under control, Kiriko."

All of a sudden, Mendou came running onto the stage.

"CAP, I GOT YOUR MESSAGE! DON'T WORRY, I'LL STOP THEM!!!!"

He jumped in the air and tackled the main villain to the ground. The goose quickly hopped out of the arms of the villain and started to run away again, causing Soreo to chase after it. Soreo bumped into Boutaro, who leaned forward and knocked Don Shine off stage. Shocked and worried for his hero, he jumped off stage to check on him. However, security would soon come in to try and escort him away. As Mendou started to actually fight with the villains of the stage show, children cheered, their concerned parents tried to take them away, and soon, more mall security was arriving.

Kiriko shook her head.

"And they complain about me being lazy, when they do this...."

All of a sudden, as the chaos unfolded, Kiriko met eyes with a woman seemingly at the edge of the crowd. The woman had jet black hair that went down to her back that she wore in a ponytail. She had on clothing and style so immaculate that anyone with the slightest bit of fashion sense was taken aback by her beauty.

"Huh?"

However, she could barely register who this person was, for before she knew it, her and the rest of the LEGACY members were thrown out by security. After they got kicked out, a guard decided to be petty and flung the goose out, hitting Boutaro square in the face. Normally, she would laugh and say something like 'looks like your goose is cooked now' or something but, now, now it just didn't feel so good.

Even when they returned to the base, rather than go back to sleep, she just did nothing. Well, she already did nothing, but she didn't do anything that she enjoyed. The other team members were doing what they normally did meanwhile. Soreo was relaxing in his chair, Mendou was eating, and Boutaro was doing Boutaro things. Everything seemed relatively normal despite the nature of things, and it seemed like it would stay that way. Though they would now be banned for appearing at the mall for any form of recreational activity for at least 5 months. Originally it was permanent but Ichigo managed to pull some strings.

They continued to goof around in their free time like usual, when all of a sudden, they heard a knock at the door. Soreo yawned.

"Would you be so kind as to open the door, Boutaro?"

"Why me....?" he groaned. "Can't Kiriko do it?"

Kiriko who was still sort of blanked out wasn't paying attention.

Boutaro took out some sheets of paper that looked to be a script.

"Why ME? CAN'T KIRIKO DO IT?"

He coughed incessantly. He hit the paper.

"Kiriko!"

She came to.

"Huh?! Oh, what?"

She looked at the script Boutaro was holding.

"Oh! Riiiight. Awww man, it looks like I have to go open the door now...."

As she was walking outside Boutaro snickered, causing her to briefly walk up to him and kick him in the shin. She then continued to make her way to the front and open it. Standing at the door, was the beautiful woman from earlier. It was almost like there was a radiant aura around her. She had the features and appearance of an idol. She was absolutely stunning in almost every comparable, no, every possible way. Words could not convey how her eyes looked when they looked into your very soul and filled it with the energy to keep on standing. Ai Hoshino couldn't compare to the stardom she was radiating in that particular moment.

If I wasn't narrating this right now I would-

("Ahem! Do yourself a favor and write the story with both hands! Unless you want me to remove both of them.")

R-Right....very well then.

The woman looked at Kiriko and bowed her head down. She seemed to be wearing a hat and a coat this time around, almost as if she were trying to conceal her appearance.

"U-Um hello, is this the LEGACY base....?"

Kiriko yawned.

"Look at the sign." she replied in an aloof manner.

They both looked up and saw a sign but....it was quite broken down. The woman blushed when she looked back at Kiriko.

"I-I'm deeply sorry for troubling you like this...!" she said softly. "But, I need help! It's quite important!"

Kiriko seemed uninterested and unamused.

"You can just call our hotline and we'll be right there to help."

"O-Oh....alright then....Thank you for your time anyway" the woman replied politely, also bowing.

Before Kiriko could close the door however as the woman started to walk away, Ichigo and Mendou walked up.

"Who was that outside?" asked the latter.

Kiriko shrugged.

"Some idol? I think she might've been. A fan must be stalking her no doubt...."

Ichigo looked off into the distance.

"Oh, well you should probably tell her to come back. There have been cases of alien stalkers going after idols, like that Alien Igaru incident a few months ago....."

His words trailed off as he witnessed her true beauty. It was almost like a spirit entrancing him, pulling him forward in a way that enticed him so. Words in his head became less coherent, his thought process started to stop as his eyes fixated on her. Kiriko raised an eyebrow and looked at the scientist.

"You uh.... you good?"

"Mmmmm...."

Ichigo ran as fast as he could over to where the woman was and bent his knee. The woman was startled by his presence, but didn't really do anything. She was sort of uncomfortable, but perhaps LEGACY had changed their mind. And, indeed they had. Ichigo nearly closed his eyes and bit his lip, giving a certain type of stare to attempt and woo the woman. But, it seemed like that didn't do much.

"Uh....do you need something?" she asked.

"Only....your hand in marriage....." he responded, reaching out his hand.

"What?"

Ichigo slowly stood up and put his hand on her shoulder.

"Hey."

"Hey...."

"So, what brought you here to the LEGACY base?"

"I need your help, it's-"

"Shssshhhh" he whispered as he put his finger to her lip. "Girl, if you're the rabbit, I'm the tank.....We're gonna be a Best Match...."

"In what way" she replied innocently, with his finger still on her lip.

"Well....you see-"

Before he could finish, Mendou quickly rushed in and drop kicked him. He spun around and flexed his muscles while she on the other hand reached her hand out, seeming concerned for Ichigo.

"Oh my goodness! Are you alright....?" she asked.

Mendou walked in front of Ichigo, who was still on the ground silently groaning. He flexed his muscles yet again.

"No need to worry about him. Don't let that nerd bother you, LEGACY will now take care of you...."

He got in her face.

"So please....ask any questions you like...."

"Ok....Can I go back to the LEGACY base and will you help me....?"

"Why yes of course."

He jumped onto the ground and got on all fours. He turned around.

"Alright, now hop on!" he said enthusiastically.

"Huh?"

"In my favorite show, the girl rides the hard-boiled motorcycle man into the sunset!"

She tilted her head.

"Are you talking about....Terui and Akiko?"

Mendou rapidly nodded.

"Why yes my darling! Now hop on! We must go onwards!!!!!"

The woman politely bowed.

"U-Um....I'll just walk. Thank you for the offer though...!"

She started to speed walk towards the LEGACY base and bowed politely to Kiriko before walking in. Kiriko was starting to get confused, but it didn't matter. This was just another thing that she had to put up with from them.

## MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!

The woman was sat down at the table, all the other LEGACY members doing so as well, though Kiriko was the only one uninterested. Soreo seemed to not be phased all too much? I guess in comparison to the others, who were absolutely magnetized by her beauty, and she noticed it too. She looked down and blushed yet again. She had to muster the courage up to say something but she was too much of a cuti- Ok! Ok! Kiriko, I'll get back to writing! Yes I'm using both of them! Calm down! Man....not even Batu Khan got busted this badly. Anyways, she looked around the room, knowing well that she would have to explain her.....odd situation to them.

"You see....I'm not quite normal" she began.

"No....you're different...." Boutaro said, enamored.

"What?"

Boutaro shook his head.

"Nothing."

"Anyways, I have a rather strange situation...." she continued. "Everywhere I go, I seem to attract, 'unwanted attention'. At first I didn't mind b-but, now it's gotten rather out of hand...."

Mendou slammed his fist on the table.

"Who are the punks who are bothering you?! I'll have a few choice words for those hooligans!!!!"

Ichigo gave another certain look at the woman.

"Look girl....I'm a nice guy. But you know what they say.....the devil shivers when you make a nice guy angry...."

Kiriko cringed.

("What's with those two?! Especially Ichigo! He....he's normally the most level headed one....")

The woman awkwardly twiddled her fingers.

"Um, these aren't just normal people....the problem has become quite bigger than that."

Boutaro pounded his chest.

"Worry not fair maiden! We'll assist you in anything you desire!"

Kiriko cringed again.

("Ok, no! Something's up here....that kid is the type to put a poster on his door that says 'no girls allowed', why is he doing this now?!")

"Well" the woman continued. "I just-"

Soreo interrupted.

"No, no. I know for a fact that no matter what, we will help you. And if you need any from me, any money, anything at all!!!! You just....have to ask."

("Ok....now he's just treating her like she's his daughter") thought Kiriko. ("Kind of normal?")

"Now. What is this big problem you have trouble dealing with?"

Just then, the LEGACY monitor showed a screen of a giant rooster flying in the sky. But, there was more than just one. There was many. What became one was now four, and soon the four turned out to be twelve. In total, there could've been about thirty in total and counting, but there were probably more on the way. People took out their phones and recorded the phenomenon. However, it was odd. When they landed, they roosted on top of buildings and gently touched the road instead of destroying it. If they were on the road they would start to strut around and flap their wings. Naturally, this motivated many people to try and dance battle them in the street. Naturally, this led to many injuries.

Soreo got up and turned to the rest of his subordinates. Who, all stood up at attention waiting for their response.

"Men! Stay here!"

"Roger!!!!" they all said, save for Kiriko, who scratched her hair in confusion.

"What...?"

"Protecting this dear lady is our first priority!"

He turned to Kiriko.

"Can you find these things in the monster registry?"

Kiriko, still confused, nodded.

"Uh....yeah, I think I can" she said as she borrowed Ichigo's laptop that he lent to her and started to type away at it. "But, can you go back to what you said there? Aren't civilians what we're supposed to be saving...?"

Soreo shook his head.

"They're all ugly!"

"So they deserve to die?!"

Soreo put his hands in the air.

"I-I wouldn't say that....Just, it's kind of- If they're ugly, it's not as bad if we were to lose this wonderful young woman with a future ahead!"

Kiriko pulled up the monster on the screen. The monitor started to spin the model of the monster's body around as Kiriko spoke.

"You acting funny aside, the monster is Birdon. It last showed up to fight Ultraman Mebius, it required some assistance from GUYS for it to be defeated."

"And they show up in such numbers! We definitely mustn't leave her!" announced Boutaro.

Kiriko slowly turned around.

"Huh?! You're supposed to be the goody-two shoes hero protagonist boy!"

"I am being good, protecting this fair maiden!"

"You don't even know the 'fair maiden's' name you simp!" she shouted as she pointed at him.

Everyone in the room except the woman gasped.

"D-Did....you just call m-me uh....a.....a....the S-word....?"

Boutaro walked up to Mendou and cried on his shoulder. Mendou patted him on the back while he shook his head in a disappointed manner at Kiriko. Ichigo shook his head as well. Soreo walked up to Kiriko.

"Kiriko! You have done the unspeakable!"

She folded her arms.

"For what?! You guys are acting like total-"

"DOn'T sAy ThAt WorD AgAin YOu WeNCh!!!!" Boutaro shouted in-between sobs.

"Kiriko...." started Soreo again. "We do not use that word! Calling someone a simp f-for, merely helping a woman. It's sexist. Do you just hate women?!"

"N-No?"

She gestured towards herself.

"What do you think I am?"

"A person filled with hate....and for that, I must ground you!"

"Huh?"

"Well..." said Soreo, covering his mouth with his fist in minor embarrassment. "It is LEGACY policy to suspend members for misconduct, but it's been labeled grounding..."

"This is stupid!"

"Kiriko....I'm afraid you'll have to stay here on standby...."

"We're all here on standby!"

The woman raised her hand, causing everyone except Kiriko to run towards her.

"Um....could you guys go out there and fight them?"

"B-But, milady..." started Mendou. "It's too-"

"Please?"

"Fine." said Soreo, standing up. He wiped a tear from his eye. "You are too kind....Kiriko and Ichigo shall look after you, Mendou and Boutaro will attack from the LEGACY Midgers. I myself shall attack from the ground...."

"ROGER!!!!" they all shouted, Kiriko saying hers dejected. He didn't even use a ridiculously long plan name. Something was going on.

Soon, in the air, the LEGACY Midgers flew overhead to see the Birdon not doing much other than dancing or roosting where they were. Their numbers had increased, the mere thirties they were in turning into nearing the hundreds. They were absolutely flooding the city. Mendou was piloting his usual bigger LEGACY Midger while Boutaro flew in the other, which was also his usual. The Captain was on the ground running, with pistol in hand. They were going to give it everything they had. After all? How could they fail their wonderful queen?

Soreo gave the orders to attack, and with that, the LEGACY Midgers blasted at the Birdon. The kaiju looked up. At first, they gave a look that said 'did they really just do that?' The shots fired at them from Soreo would give them that confirmation. With that, they started to flap their wings and actually began to try and rampage. The LEGACY Team fought long and hard(pause), with Boutaro doing all sorts of crazy maneuvers to try and keep the monster's at bay. However, it soon became clear that they were going to lose.

Soreo looked down at his communicator.

"Retreat! Retreat!" he shouted. "Pull back! We can't face off against them head on! We must escape to Guam with the fair lady!"

"Roger!" the two men responded. They flew back to base as Soreo ran on foot. When they stumbled into the base, beaten up, and covered in feathers, yolk, and some bile, they turned to see Kiriko asleep and Ichigo busy trying to wake her up.

"W-Where is the fair lady?!" shouted Soreo in desperation.

Ichigo turned around while shaking Kiriko.

"I don't know! I trusted her to look after the girl while I went to invent something to help! But I come back and see her asleep!"

Mendou dropped to the floor.

"No!!!! This can't be happening!!!!!"

Kiriko suddenly woke up, only to see her four other teammates standing over here.

"What?" she simply asked.

"You know what! You let her leave!!!! They probably kidnapped her by now or ate her!" shouted Soreo.

Suddenly, a blue fire flew into the middle of the frenzy of Birdon, causing them to stop. It soon expanded to reveal a large monster that also resembled a bird. All of the Birdon present lined up and started to squawk incessantly at the beast's presence. Soreo looked on in awe. He had truly never witnessed it before. The sight of all these monsters being organized. His 3 days of experience at GUYS never showed him anything like this. He turned to Ichigo.

"Can you activate the monster translator to hear what they're saying?"

Ichigo nodded.

"We'll be able to understand them, but we can't communicate with them."

("When it comes to that anything other than her they seem to act normal, eh?")

Ichigo did so and soon they heard what was being said.

The new monster raised its hand.

"Hello!" it roared. "How are my babies doing?"

They started to squawk.

"Rizz! Rizz! Rizz! Rizz!" shouted some Birdon.

"Unspoken Rizz! Unspoken Rizz!" shouted some others.

"Rizztraining Order! Rizzpect! Rizz, Rizz, Rizz!"

The monster spread its arms.

"Yes! I, Femigon, will let you boys rizz me up...."

The Birdons attempted to fly over to Femigon, but it vanished in flames, but not before saying something.

"I'll let you all rizz me up if you fly back and wait an hour!!!!" she cheerfully said.

With that, the Birdon started to fly away en masse, leaving LEGACY and the denizens to pick up the pieces. Though let's be honest, team LEGACY was a little busy right now.

## Unspoken Rizz, Unspoken Pain

The LEGACY base was in a frenzy. Kiriko could only look on as she saw everyone devolve into what were basically just primates, aping out over the seeming disappearance of their loving queen. She couldn't even really say anything. Mendou, the dimwitted, but generally calm guy who could get fired up at the sight of a challenge or food was beating his chest on the table. Boutaro, the kindhearted and naïve wannabe hero, was now nothing more than a Gibbon swinging from the top of the room like they were trees. The lackadaisical, logical, but questionable Ichigo no longer seemed like an intelligent scientist, but a literal Baboon. Soreo was the most articulate out of the four at least. He was just acting like a caveman.

He dragged his knuckles around and started to turn constantly as drool dripped down onto the floor from his mouth.

"Really?!" shouted Kiriko. "This is how LEGACY members are supposed to act?! A monster just attacked and you all are devolving into monkeys!"

"Hoo, hoo, ahahhaahah!!!!" shouted Boutaro as everyone else turned to face her.

She face palmed.

"L-Look, if she is lost, she couldn't have gone far.....She's probably in the city."

All of a sudden, in a transition faster than R/B's first and second halves, like a deadbeat father that just realized his son had won the lottery, they went back to normal, no not even normal, they ran at an efficiency never seen before. The men lined up as Soreo paced back and forth.

"Men! Your queen is lost with in the urban jungle! We must save her from the other men and monsters who would prey on her fair beauty!!!!"

"YES SIR!!!!" they all shouted, as Kiriko threw up her hands in defeat.

("When it comes to a monster hurting people you guys focus on ONE girl....the second that girl disappears, you lot become Night Raiders....")

Soreo turned to Boutaro and Mendou.

"You two will search the South and East sides of the city!"

Mendou clenched his fists.

"I swear on my honor Cap, I will do my very best to find her and save her from the fiends who would dare do her harm!"

"The lovely lady" exclaimed Boutaro. "She'll be treated like a princess, no, even greater!"

Soreo nodded at his subordinates, proud over how truly desperate they were. He looked at Ichigo.

"We'll be going through the city as well! The other sides naturally!"

Ichigo nodded.

"Her thighs are worth a million lives, sir!"

Soreo looked over to Kiriko and gave her a somber expression.

"You....for saying that harsh word....You'll have to go it alone....search wherever you like."

Kiriko was saddened by this. She didn't even know what she did wrong and everyone was acting so out of character. It was mind numbingly frustrating and she felt out of control, like she had no agency at all there.

Soreo looked at his men.

"LEGACY! Move out!!!!"

"ROGER!!!!" they all shouted, except for Kiriko, who just held her head down as the others ran out of there without stopping a beat.

Out into the city the si- Um, I mean, the brave soldiers ran. The 'men of culture' as a certain set of some people would put it, ran out into the city and began their grand quest. They scoured the fanciest of restaurants, the smelliest internet cafes, and the grimiest of alleyways. Kiriko on the other hand was just sitting by herself on a bench, thinking about how thirsty her teammates were.

She sighed.

("They can't control themselves for some reason....She can't be *that* pretty. I don't swing that way but, if I did she wouldn't be my first choice.")

🌈 ?

("Shut up! You were down bad for her too!")

As she held her head down, contemplating the oddity of the situation, a man came around the corner and leaned against a nearby wall. She didn't even really pay him any mind.

"Hey, you down about getting sidelined?" he asked bluntly.

She slowly looked up. She recognized that voice, grimacing at him only to realize that it wasn't who she thought it was.

"Huh? W-Wait-"

She pointed at him.

"You're a guy from the dig site?"

He rolled his eyes.

"I'm not an archaeologist...."

She rolled her eyes.

"Yeah, you're just passing through...."

A lightbulb metaphorically and hypothetically appeared above her head.

"Wait! You're that Kamen Rider!"

"No, I'm actually Captain Marvelous."

"Really?"

He scoffed.

"People in this universe are denser than normal apparently."

Kiriko got up from her seat and clenched her fists.

"You're no Hayato Ichimonji or Takeshi Hongo! I'll take anyone of you pretty boys on in a fight!"

Tsukasa gestured for Kiriko to follow his hand. He raised it up and suddenly, distorted square showed up in the air. With the wave of his hand, he dispelled it. He looked back at Kiriko and raised his eyebrow.

"Would you take me on in a fight now?"

"Y-Yeah!"

She slapped herself in the face, pumping herself up.

"Yeah! I could! You're nothing but a-"

He raised his hand again and yawned.

"Alright, time to summon some Worms and Fangires to-"

She grabbed him by the shoulders.

"No, no, no, no, no, please no!!!!!"

He lowered it down as she sighed.

"So, what's troubling you?"

"Me?"

She sat back down in the bench.

"I'm fine..." she yawned. "It's just all this work that's tiring. The others are doing a good job so I'll just-"

Tsukasa sat next to her.

"Clearly there's more to it than that" stated the Rider. "This entire situation I'm aware of."

She tilted her head.

"You stalking me or something?"

He shook his head and leaned back.

"Stalking you would be like watching paint dry."

"That's what watching Kamen Rider is like...."

He took out a card.

"Don't test me...."

She raised up her hands in defeat.

"Alright, alright. Jeez....you can't even be lenient on me?"

"Because you're a woman? It doesn't matter if it was you or that Femigon, I'd still fight you."

"F-Femigon?"

"Your teammates aren't just simping for some random woman, they're simping for an alien monster."

"How do you know?!"

"This particular thing....tried to seduce me."

This was true. Tsukasa was actually at his home when all of a sudden, the same very attractive woman broke into his house, smashed his window, and walked up to him while he was still asleep. When he awoke, he saw her giving him a certain type of stare. While most men(me included) would've been rizzed up almost immediately, Tsukasa was able to resist and transform, using the power of Den-O to send her running away. He tried to follow her, but, she escaped into the dead of night before he could.

"I don't have any particular interest in what you and your team have going on...." he said nonchalantly. "It seems entertaining enough, so, I'll tell you that tidbit."

"Awfully kind for someone like you...."

"In fairness, you'll need it if you want to compete with Ultraman."

She looked at him.

"Compete?"

"You may not see it, but I do. Just like you competing for your team's attention with that alien, you are competing with Ultraman, aren't you?"

Kiriko shook her head.

"I don't want to compete with her."

Tsukasa looked at her, almost amused at what he thought was a blatant lie.

"Then why do you feel this way then? Because you wouldn't be sulking here by yourself, would you?"

She sighed yet again.

"You really are annoying....I'm not feeling too good because- Because now is of all times that they decide to kick me to the curb!"

"You're still mad, even when you know they're under control?"

"I know that! But, I can't just set my feelings aside because of that. I'll admit, I've slept through inspection days, Underground People riots, and even during some of the missions with the monsters and aliens....I've been acting lazy. But, I still feel like I contribute."

"You think it's being invalidated? Don't you?"

She looked at Tsukasa.

"Yeah, something like that. Even when I get into it with that wannabe hero, I can't deny that...I care about each and every one of them. But, I think they can be really stupid sometimes. They know I'm lazy, yeah, but I usually feel like I have to be the one to-"

"To be the one not doing anything?" finished Tsukasa. "They have to pick up your slack, so they don't get too crazy. I can relate."

"Pfft, really?" snarked Kiriko. "How could you possibly-"

"You never had the responsibility of destroying 9 entire worlds."

Kiriko sat in silence.

"Okay.....point taken."

Tsukasa looked at the sky.

"I can feel it. Chances are, your friends might've found her and things are already getting into place. But, I'll give you something to help....if you tell me one thing."

"What is it?"

"I'm quite curious about this world.....Passing through many, naturally I've seen various Kamen Riders. Riders that use the power of animals to transform, two in one Kamen Riders, Kamen Riders based on fridge stickers....I've seen it all. But, I haven't exactly encountered a world with Ultraman. In my original world, Ultraman is an ongoing series....sort of like Kamen Rider in this one."

He then looked at Kiriko.

"Why do you still battle despite Ultraman showing up to upstage you? You have power, yet you leave it in the hands of someone much superior. I understand keeping up a public front but, isn't he the one picking up on your slack?"

Kiriko thought for a moment. He had a point but, there was something more to it than that.

"I haven't seen much of him but....I don't think it's that simple. They've protected us for years because- Because I guess they thought we were nice. That we could improve maybe? We didn't go out of our way to worship them, and they didn't dote on us. It's a dynamic that's been ongoing for so many years because....we trust each other. It's not about who's superior, we're equals. He helps us, and at times, we can, and will help him."

Tsukasa laughed a bit.

"Heh, not a bad answer."

He got up and reached into his pocket. He took out a medal. He tossed the medal at Kiriko, who caught it. She looked down at the medal, which had an image of an Ultra who resembled something dark...but had an aspect of light to it. He turned around.

"During my time in this world I picked that up at a storage packaging area in space. It might not be a real Ultra Medal but, it's a nice good luck charm to have. The Ultraman on there had the power to defy fate and carve his own path, making himself on par with his predecessors."

He turned around and started to walk away.

"You can do the same now."

Kiriko looked at the Ultra Medal and clenched it, knowing what she had to do.

## BEGONE WENCH(With a lil Wandaba)

Team LEGACY had finally found her. The woman was laid out on the ground, passed out. It was Mendou and Boutaro who had found her first. They did contemplate not telling the Captain. They could keep her all to themselves. But, while under the heavy influence of love and attraction, were still able to be selfless heroes and allow their nakama(comrades) to observe her beauty.

The woman would awake to see all of them kneeling before her.

"Princess...." started Soreo. "You are awake..."

Boutaro walked up to her and offered her his hand.

"Please, young maiden, I insist, allow us to escort you back to base...."

Mendou shoved past Boutaro, flexing his muscles.

"I can get on all fours again, if you wish to have quick transportation."

Ichigo tried to do the same but....he was lacking in that category. So, he attempted to push his glasses and look cool.

"I can calculate the exact number of meters it would take to get there...."

The woman shook her head.

"Please! You don't need to do any of this for me. I don't want you all to treat me like this!"

However, it seemed like those very words went on deaf ears. The spell that enchanted them was too strong, and were it not for the fact that they saw each other as competition, there would probably be a good chance that their attempts to woo her would be even more awful to look at. Besides, I could uh....do it way better. See, I know how to treat a lady. You young bucks reading, no respect whatsoever. I could treat a woman like she's the queen of Atlantis, no, the queen of Wakanda. I am a nice guy. Girls love nice guys. I'm not like all those other-

"Stop!!!! All of you!!!!!" shouted a voice.

They all looked over to see Kiriko.

Soreo got up in response to this and coughed.

"Kiriko! I'm glad you could make it! We forgot....to uh....contact you. Apologies. We didn't think you'd be-"

"That doesn't matter!" she shouted. She then pointed at the woman. "The woman that you've been worshiping is just an alien! You're being mind controlled!"

Boutaro tilted his head.

"Nonsense! This wonderful buttercup could never be a temptress, despite how enchanting she may be already...."

Kiriko smacked her forehead and looked at him.

"You literally do not speak like this! You're supposed to be a kind hearted hero! Stupid but....still!"

Boutaro walked over to the woman.

"I am....I'm her hero."

Mendou turned around.

"Hey! I am too!"

"The only thing you slay is the food in the refrigerator!!!!" retorted Boutaro. "Perhaps if you were to wage a battle against the carbohydrates that infest your body system, the fair maiden may appreciate you more...."

"Says you, you bag of bones!"

"See" shouted Kiriko. "This is what I mean! You two are buddies, you played a prank on me together one time....It was stupid but, it doesn't matter."

Ichigo sighed and adjusted his glasses.

"Honestly, you lot's arguing is no doubt scaring our princess...."

"And you! You're supposed to be the normal one- Kind of."

Soreo shook his head and looked Kiriko in the eye.

"First your constant laziness, and now this! Your blasphemy and....and...."

"And what?"

"And....And your harsh words!"

Kiriko was at a loss for words.

"You're still on about the simp thing?!"

Kiriko looked at her teammates. The state of them. They were nothing but mere degenerates, a bunch of friends. Friends of pure degenerates. She didn't know what to call it though. Regardless, she remembered what Tsukasa had said to her. She looked down in her hand and saw the medal. She clenched it tightly and brought it to her chest.

"You guys! I-I know I'm lazy.....But, you guys are being stupid right now! Please, think! Don't throw yourselves away just for someone who won't even appreciate you! Do it for someone who cares....be equals! Do what you can for what you think is best for them! We're team LEGACY, not GUYS, UGM, or even the SSSP! We're like a family!"

She then walked to a nearby car and did a pose resembling one that of Bruce Willis.

"And it's all about family."

Suddenly, all of them stared at Kiriko. Her words, they, broke through the walls of attraction and affection they had for that woman. They held their heads in discomfort as the realization hit them. She continued to speak to them.

"I know I'm not the best, or that we are! We might not even be qualified for this job, but at least we're trying. Don't throw that all away for her!"

They all looked down at their hands, wondering what had even overcame them. Boutaro slowly turned around to look at the woman before looking back at Kiriko. Mendou on the other hand stared at the ground. Had he really thrown away what he had appreciated, all for a girl? Really? Ichigo sighed. This wasn't even his first time doing something like this, just the first time it involved mind control.

I- Hey.....I'm not really interested in her anymore. Wait? How was I even under control? I'm the one literally narrating this right now. This is actual BS.

Soreo looked at the subordinates behind him before looking at Kiriko.

"I'm....sorry" he said. "But, we can talk about this at a later time."

He turned around to look at the woman along with the other team members.

"We have someone else to focus on."

The woman bowed.

"I-I'm sorry, like I said, I'm in some weird circumstances. It's like I have this strange effect on people."

Soreo looked at Ichigo.

"Anyway to explain any of this?"

He shook his head.

"Well, she does look attractive-"

He immediately threw up his hands after realizing what he said.

"Not! Not that I'd be interested or anything anymore, I'm just making the statement that you do in fact, look appealing to those who would have the preferences for-"

Mendou, Boutaro, and Kiriko giggled as Soreo sighed. Even the woman found it amusing.

"Forget about that, just go on with it..."

"R-Right."

He cleared his throat and continued.

"There might be some pheromone at play here. What if the alien is taking her as a host?"

"Or?" suggested Mendou. "She's lying to us!"

Kiriko walked forward.

"I don't think she's lying. She seems like she's been through a lot."

Whatever the case, the woman's head started to hurt. She held it in pain as she dropped to the ground. Boutaro and Ichigo ran to her side to make sure she was okay. But, soon, things would get worse. They looked up and saw what had appeared after the fact. It was the large monster from earlier, the one that told the Birdon to fly away. Speaking of which, a massive flock of the kaiju, surpassing their earlier numbers and returning in greater force, were now starting to arrive.

Kiriko pondered. Tsukasa had interfere every time that a near apocalyptic had happened. A multitude of monsters controlled by an unknown entity and now the same thing was sort of happening....only more disgusting.

Soreo turned to his subordinates.

"Fall back!" he shouted. "Kiriko! Ichigo! I want you to take her somewhere safe and look after her! Mendou, Boutaro, and I will open fire on this new monster!"

He looked up at it.

"It seems to be the mastermind anyway...."

The members of Team LEGACY however didn't move.

"What?" asked the Captain.

"The operation name" answered Boutaro.

"Oh! Oh! Right....ummm....Operation Stop The Source of And Completely Eliminate All Rizz is a go!!!!"

"ROGER!!!!" they all shouted.

As Kiriko and Ichigo helped carry the woman to a nearby café, the remaining three took out their pistols and began to open fire on the monster. Sparks shot off of its body as it let out an otherworldly shriek. It called to the surrounding Birdon and pointed its claws in the direction of the three members. They started to slowly step back as at first was one Birdon coming to teach them a lesson, turned into four, until about approximately 20 Birdon were flying towards them. Soreo slowly turned to Mendou and then Boutaro.

"You all might want to....run!"

They started to bolt in the other direction as a volley of Birdon came flying after them. They squawked and cawed at them incessantly, yet seemed to not shoot a single projectile at them. Despite that being a well known registered ability of these giant murder roosters, they really didn't want to. As the gang was getting chased off by the Birdon, the remaining hundreds all filled the city and surrounded the main monster. It roared lavishly and watched on as ten Birdon at a time started to courtship dance.

Inside the café, Ichigo looked outside and was quite perplexed by the behavior. Kiriko, who was also looking after other people who had taken shelter inside the building, looked over to him.

"What's wrong?" she questioned.

"They're clearly trying to woo that alien monster.....but why?"

Boutaro walked over to the window and looked on as well.

They could see a Birdon that had seemingly beaten the others walk up with something in its mouth, an offering of sorts. It was the sign for a hotdog shop. The beast placed it down in front of its queen. The alien sniffed it briefly before shaking its head and immediately shooting fire from its mouth, causing the Birdon to cry in pain and fly off, its wings still on fire.

Ichigo shook his head.

"And they think the worst she can say is 'no'...."

Kiriko was..... quite miffed.

"That's stupid! That's what they're trying to give her?!"

"What?"

"That hotdog sign isn't from around here! I saw it in a commercial from an American company."

Ichigo gasped.

"T-That must mean....most of these Birdon....flew around the world just to mate with the alien!"

Kiriko knew what she had to do. He was resolute with her next action. She started to walk out the door, causing Ichigo to reach his hand out.

"Hey! Where do you think you're going?!"

"You can look after her...." said Kiriko calmly. "But, for everyone's sake, I think we should stop them from mating in front of us at the very least..."

"You brave soul...."

Kiriko gave him a thumbs up.

"Wish me luck. And uh, make sure your girlfriend is safe..."

She cracked a smile.

"She's not my girlfriend!"

Kiriko laughed. She took out her pistol and ran outside. As the door closed, a child came up from under the counter.

"Will she make it?" she asked innocently.

Ichigo turned around.

"Awwwww.....no. She's dying for sure. If you ever join the team, never do something like this."

The kid nodded. She then looked over at the woman.

"Is that your girlfriend?"

"No..."

"You don't have a girlfriend mister?"

He pointed at her.

"Shouldn't you be at school?"

"Shouldn't you be at the altar? All old people should at least be with someone....."

Ichigo gritted his teeth. He knew that the child was right. For all his years on Earth he had dedicated it to meaningless internet arguments and scientific pursuits instead of-

"Shut up narrator! This is the only episode where we'll acknowledge you! Because, you're so annoying!"

Wow. Just....wow.

The child tilted her head.

"Mister? Who are you yelling at?"

"Uh...."

"Maybe the reason why you're single is because you talk to people who aren't real...."

Ichigo held his head down in defeat. He didn't respond and just continued to tend to the woman.

Outside, Kiriko shot at some of the sacks of the Birdon, rightfully making them angry that their sacks could potentially be damaged before they could even touch their beloved female. She dodged a few pieces of rubble falling down before shooting at a large piece of debris that was going to hit her. It split apart and hit the ground in the form of smaller rocks.

However, she would soon be caught lacking by the very thing that no one expected to happen. A Birdon was camping inside of a tall building and leapt out, roaring. Kiriko looked into the eyes of the creature as it flapped its wings. A powerful gust of wind soon picked her up and she was helpless to move from it. She took off into the air as the kaiju tried to pursue her mid-air. On the ground, Soreo, Mendou, and Boutaro were cornered by the various Birdon. Boutaro could make out what was a human figure being flung into the sky.

He gasped and quickly ran off as Mendou and Soreo were surprised.

"Boutaro! Wait!" shouted Soreo, but he didn't listen.

Kiriko screamed in the air. However, there was a sort of calmness to it. It was kind of refreshing, it made her feel kind of relaxed. Wait? What was she thinking? She was going to die. She was going to die, surrounded by a bunch of birds that were now going to do the conga line just for one alien. This is what being her led to? Perhaps she shouldn't have been like this. Sleeping, lazing about. Looking out for her team was what mattered but, did she have to do it like that? Oh well, it would all be over soon.

The Birdon that had knocked her into the air was now flying after her body and was nearing her. Kiriko closed her eyes. But, she remembered. She remembered Tsukasa's words to her. She remembered the words of her own, the thing that made the man from the other world think. She opened her eyes and aimed her pistol at the beast's eye, shooting whilst she was still airborne. The monster shrieked in pain and fell over on top of a nearby building, in this specific pose.

She continued to fall as she looked towards the center of feathers and fiendish degeneracy. That alien....

However, before she could hit the ground, a motorcycle leapt into the air. The driver managed to make the vehicle land safely, while the singular passenger managed to catch Kiriko while they were in the air. The motorcycle skidded briefly before it stopped. She opened her eyes and saw that she was in the arms of.....wait? Was that the handsome detective? Daedalus? You know, perhaps she could understand her teammates' logic. If it was Daedalus she'd probably-

"Are you alright, Kiriko?" asked a familiar voice.

Upon hearing it, she quickly snapped out of it, and saw that the one holding her, was Boutaro.

"Blegh!" she shouted as she jumped back, off the motorcycle and away from him. She dusted herself off like it was Benezene that touched her, or something like a skunk.

Boutaro pouted.

"Really? I go out to save you with Decade and you react like that? Last I checked you were going to be chicken feed..."

Kiriko tilted her head.

"Huh?"

She looked over to see the pi- Ummm, magenta Rider looking over at her, unamused.

"You really have a habit of finding yourself in trouble, don't you?" he asked.

Boutaro nodded.

"She does. It's a trait of hers..."

"Shut it you two!" she retorted. She looked over at all the other Birdon trying to court the monster. "We have to find some way to get into that inner circle and stop that thing."

Decade got off of the motorcycle as did Boutaro. The Rider took out three cards.

"I can help you two get an opening in......welll, really, just her."

He turned to Boutaro.

"You'll help me give her an opening to get in there."

He nodded.

"Alright!"

Decade inserted a card into his driver.

"Summon Ride: OOO Driver!"

Suddenly, a belt appeared in the sky and flung itself towards Boutaro, wrapping itself around his waist. Decade tossed some medals at him, which Boutaro awkwardly caught. Kiriko sighed as the exchange of toys happened.

"Why are you giving him children's collectibles?"

"Those 'children's collectibles' will be the thing giving you the opportunity to stop that mess."

He turned to Boutaro.

"Now insert those medals into the driver!"

"I-I watched OOO...I think I know how this goes." he responded.

He inserted the medals and used the O Scanner to scan the medals.

"Transf-"

"Attack Ride: Slash!"

Decade put the blade to Boutaro's neck.

"Henshin....you say Henshin...."

Boutaro nodded slowly and continued to transform accordingly, while Kiriko snickered in the background.

"Henshin!"

"Taka! Tora! Batta!"

"Tatoba! Tatoba~Tatoba~Tatoba!"

Boutaro had transformed into Kamen Rider OOO. He looked around.

"So? How do I look?"

Kiriko thought for a moment.

"Eh....I like W better."

".....Everyone's a critic...."

"You can't say that when you asked for the critic though..."

Decade merely ignored the interaction and inserted more cards into his driver.

"Attack Ride: Rise! Final Form Ride: OOO-OOO-OOO!"

He turned to Boutaro and touched his back.

"This might tickle a bit...."

"Eh?"

Decade spread his arms as OOO's form started to shift. Both Riders leapt into the air as Kiriko watched on. OOO enlarged in size as his body became more animalistic. His head was now that of a literal hawk, but more metallic looking. The yellow of his body started to shift, now the head of a tiger being somewhat present on his chest, but again, more metallic looking. His claws unfolded, bared for anyone who dared to come near him. And his legs....they actually stayed somewhat the same, it's just he now had some mechanical attachment springs of sorts on there. When all was said and done, Decade was now on the hero's shoulder.

OOO looked around and saw that he was somewhat normal....it's just that now, he was more like Japanese Spider-Man's mech than a Kamen Rider. He looked down at Kiriko and picked her up with his hand, holding her in his palm. Decade talked into what could be considered his ear.

"We have one minute of active time before you shrink and de-transform....Make it count and send her into the center!"

"Got it!"

The alien kaiju looked over at what she saw was- Actually? That bird wasn't half bad looking. But, it seemed like it was affiliated with those humans, so it had to go. It let out a loud roar, causing all of the Birdon, including the ones that were trying to get at Soreo and Mendou to look in the direction of the new foe. OOO put Kiriko on his shoulder with Decade....which seemed to be a platform of sorts? He then got in a stance, bracing himself for the coming battle.

Three Birdon flew forward and tried to attack him; however, they would soon learn that was not the wisest of choices. The first one that came at him had both of its wings slashed at with his claws before getting a direct kick to the face, sending it flying back. The other two remained in the air as more came flying in. Energy glowed in OOO legs and soon he would jump in the air and hit the two beasts with a double-kick, sending them into the pavement. Another Birdon came rushing in, so he jammed his claws into its beak. One came trying to attack him from behind so he spun around and delivered a powerful kick whilst also slashing another beast in the mouth with the claw it had lodged in its mouth. His face glowed as red wing-like projections sprouted from his back.

He took off into the sky and immediately jumped down into a crowd of Birdon, sending them flying back. Four came charging at him, so he grabbed the top of the building and slammed it on the beast's head. He then roundhouse kicked the next one that came. It recovered and tried to peck at him. It jammed the weapon into his chest; however, OOO did not flinch. Instead, the mouth of the tiger on his chest opened as it glowed, emitting waves of heat that sent the beast and the two others flying back. He charged towards the army of hundreds of Birdon, no doubt the entire male population of Birdon in the entire world all throwing themselves at him.

He didn't even kill them, he just kept on tearing through their numbers, at one point, with the help of Decade, he had summoned the gun that Kamen Rider Birth typically used, and had started to mow down all of the various Birdon coming his way, causing them to fall over into unconsciousness. He then took out a sword and started to slash at the ones that got too close, whilst also opening fire on the kaiju that came at him. However, the monsters started to overwhelm the Rider. Multiple started to tackle and peck at him until he was on the ground. However, the trio would not give up that easily.

"Final Attack Ride: OOO-OOO-OOO!"

OOO's body had three rings surround him as it created an energy field that knocked some of the Birdon off of him. Kiriko turned to Decade and nodded, to which he did the same. She jumped off of OOO and landed onto his foot, grabbing onto it barely just as he was taking off into the skies. He then jumped down and hit the ground with a powerful double kick as Kiriko used the momentum that had already shot her into the air to pull out her pistol and aim it the beast that was behind all of this. She landed multiple well placed shots to the monster's face. However, that was all she could do before she crashed into the window of a building, flying past her target. She rolled over on the floor as her enemy roared in discomfort.

Decade during all of this was able to land stylishly as always but, Boutaro had now regressed in size, was out of his rider form, and was somewhere in the sea of either unconscious or angry Birdon. But, one thing about animals was, no matter how down bad they were, they had the common sense to hold survival over these feelings....most of the time. So, all of the injured Birdon, including the one that was in that certain pose, woke up from their deep slumber in piety towards the object of their affection and flew off into the now sunset. Wow....they had been going at it for a while, haven't they?

Well...there was still one Birdon left, and the mastermind monster, despite everything, still stayed as well. They turned to each other. The Birdon. He was the only one left, the one who truly loved her. The monster mastermind. She was beautiful, wonderful, and just, stunning for monster standards. She was the best thing that could happen to this Birdon. Welp, I guess in the end, nature was to take its course. The monster turned around whilst Birdon cooed, preparing to get started when *he* arrived.

From nowhere in particular, a bright light shone above the darkening sky, the night sky. The light started to expand and grow, forming a pillar of light that would reveal the hero that this world needed, the one it clearly deserved(take that as you will), and the hero that would put a stop to the degeneracy: Ultraman Blazar- Oh....wrong script, apologies, a typo. I meant, Ultraman Rizanto.

The Ultra held out his hand, prompting the monsters to stop what they were going to do.

"Stop what you're doing!" he shouted. He recoiled back, dropping his heroic stance. "It's disgusting...."

While the Birdon simply tilted its head in confusion, the other monster turned around.

'Don't you see, Ultraman! This is my one true love here....Can't you find it in your heart to look the other way?' she probably roared.

Rizanto let his arms hang down before he face palmed and sighed.

"Look.....your true love is a monster! An animal! That's disgusting!"

'I'm a monster too!'

"An intelligent one! I know what you are....I learned about you in my classes. Femigon like you come from spirits....even if you didn't act sentient, your feelings are connected to the woman you took hold of! I won't let her feel the sensation that you wish to achieve!"

With that, Rizanto entered a fighting stance.

'Very well then!' is presumably what Femigon responded with. She turned to Birdon. 'Get him, babe.'

'RIZZZZZ!' it probably cawed back.

With the flap of its wings, it flew towards Rizanto. The Ultra jumped back as it landed near him and they began to do battle. Rizanto blocked a swing from Birdon and countered with three kicks to its stomach. He then leapt in the air and kicked it in the back of the head, sending its body skidding on the ground. He didn't even pay the kaiju any mind. His main target was Femigon. Speaking of which, the beast was less than please and proceeded to shoot fireballs at the Ultra. He flipped mid air to dodge and as he landed in front of the monster, explosions erupted behind him.

He went in to punch the monster in the face, yet it quickly roared for him to stop.

'Stop!!!!'

"What?"

'Y-You wouldn't hit a girl, would you?'

Rizanto clenched his fist even tighter.

"I don't care if you're a Baltan child! You threaten Earth and-"

Femigon laughed.

'I wasn't referring to myself.....My spirit is linked to that of the woman I'm connected to. You even recognized it yourself, given how you were going to stop me and Birdon...'

"Darn....you're right."

Rizanto slowly stepped back; however, he would soon turn around when he saw Femigon suck the flames that were caused by her attacks earlier into her mouth. He looked back at her, but it wouldn't be long before a barrage of fireballs struck the Ultra in the chest near constantly. The beast arched her head back one more time and unleashed a bigger fireball to send the Ultra flying back. But, he wasn't even given the courtesy of landing. Birdon recovered and flew in the skies, backhanding Rizanto with his wing to send the Ultra careening into the same noodle shop that he had crashed into during his first battle on Earth.

He slowly got up amongst the rubble, to see that Birdon and Femigon were nuzzling with each other. The sight made it absolutely sick for him to watch. He raised his left hand in the air.

"Fine! If I can't hurt you, maybe I can do this!"

His Ultra-Mitten glowed as his left hand was raised in the air. A blue ray of energy shot into the sky and formed a large blanket. It then contracted into a spherical form of energy. Rizanto punched forward as the sphere of energy hit Birdon and enveloped the monster into a bubble, sending him flying into the air. The rookie then took off into the skies, gaining more and more speed, until he delivered a powerful energy charged kick to the bubble containing his foe, sending the Birdon flying away into the distance.

He turned around to look down at Femigon.

"What are you gonna do now? I just took away your man!" shouted Rizanto triumphantly as he landed on the ground. Femigon thought for a moment.

'Fair point' she growled. 'I can't rizz Birdon up....Though....'

She started to look at the young Ultra.

'You have bountiful energy within you as well. I detect heat more intense within you than any of those Birdons...'

"I-I....You've been doing this for heat energy?"

'Why yes....This planet is filled with mammals and monsters....plenty of heat to go around. But, you....you're blowing it out of the park....'

Rizanto started to slowly back up.

"I need an adult...."

'I am an adult.'

"No! You're a creep!" he shouted as he jumped towards Femigon and landed on her back. He started to grapple and grab her neck as they rolled on the ground. While they wrestled with each other, Femigon started to chirp.

'Oh my....This was unexpected....'

Rizanto rolled off of her and leapt back, prompting her to spring up and shoot fiery energy darts from her eyes. The Ultra quickly created a barrier to defend against the attacks, before having it dissipate and dodging some fireballs.

"Stranger danger!"

Femigon spun around and started to absorb some nearby flames caused by the battle before shooting out flame-like hoops of energy at the Ultra. He tried to dodge; however, the attack still managed to hit part of his arm, which tightened around it. As his right arm was being constricted, he dropped to a knee as the kaiju started to stomp towards him.

'Oh...I won't be just some stranger to you boy....'

Her body started to glow. Presumably, she was trying to enchant the young Ultra; however, it didn't seem to work.

'What's happening?! Why aren't you falling for me yet?!'

"W-What do you mean?"

'I've rolled around in the strongest smelling cosmic storms to perfect this formula! You should be enchanted by me right now! Every being who's interested or attracted to females should be pining for my attention!'

Rizanto chuckled.

'What's so funny?!'

He started to slowly get up.

"Y-You're really foolish.....don't you know? Heh....To become the hero that everyone looks up to, to become a hero of justice....You have to harden your heart. All the heroes with girlfriends, boyfriends, and everything in-between get hurt all the more!"

'W-What are you saying?!'

"I'm not interested in any of that! I'll worry about who and what I'm into when this planet is safe!!!!"

He swung his arms down as the flame around his arms vanished. Femigon stumbled back as his glorious transformation continued.

"Mitten: Armor Install!!!!" shouted a gimmick announcer voice.

A voice that I cannot disclose to you because the host hasn't been revealed yet shouted from inside Rizanto.

"Time to recharge and rebirth! Bringing on a new power to defeat you!"

"Oooooh Kay: Ultraman Lightning!"

Rizanto jumped into the air as various armor attachments connected to his body. This music playing as it did so. You should know what he looks like now, because you read the last episode.....right? Eh, I'll give you a reminder anyway. Rizanto now had plated armor on his shoulders that was yellow with some black on it. On them, were Lightning's Thunderballs wedged in. He had some armor on his arms and legs that also had similar coloring, and his arms had yellow blades with thin black and red lines going down them. His body had now changed to be slightly slimmer and now the black was a bit more prominent on his body. Finally, he had a helmet that resembled a roman gladiator where a slugger was located at the top.

Anyways, Rizanto landed, now in his Lightning Armor. The kaiju roared at the Ultra as he got in his fighting stance, electricity sparkling around him. His fist crackled and he soon sped towards his opponent with a punch that sent her to the ground. He then leapt over her and as she recovered he hit her with a roundhouse kick to the neck. As she continued to stumble about, Rizanto jumped forward and grabbed both sides of her neck as he looked her in the eyes.

'B-But...what of the Earthling woman?'

"That's the funny thing about electricity....I can numb your nerves. Normally, this would probably do the same to her too, but here's the neat trick-"

His hands started to fill up with electricity causing the monster to shriek in pain. He started to rapidly swing around the monster by the neck before flinging her away. She crashed into the pavement as the Ultra turned around.

"I'm gonna separate your spirits before the pain even registers to that woman!!!!"

He touched the two balls on his shoulders and pressed down on them.

"Light-Light-Lightning Blades!!!!!" said the announcer of the gimmick, as the blades on Light's armor detatched and formed into thunderbolts of energy.

He held them in each hand and started rubbing them together, using his already enhanced speed to enlarge them into one large thunderbolt of energy. His entire body started to glow with electricity. Soon, it would simmer down and just focus into the combined weapon itself. He charged towards Femigon as she slowly got up in a daze and jammed the weapon into her stomach, filling it up with electricity. She roared in pain as he slowly lifted the weapon up, cutting all the way up to her mouth. He spun around and even delivered another kick just to be petty, sending her back to the ground again.

Femigon would not be just put down like that. She recovered yet again after the electrical discharge caused by the attack dissipated. She shot numerous fireballs and eye darts at Rizanto; however, the Ultra after returning his weapons to their proper places started to run at fast speeds, only leaving a trail of electricity behind. He ran rapidly around Femigon, to the point where a tornado of electrical energy started to form around the monster, causing her attacks to be nullified by the storm. When she started to get picked up by said winds, Rizanto flew up into the sky and raised both his arms in the air, charging up a ball of energy.

He spread his arms and the ball increased in size. He then flung the ball of energy down the center of the storm, hitting Femigon, and causing the storm to disperse as an explosion took place. As the monster was blown to smithereens, Rizanto jumped down, now the victor. The armor started to dismantle off of his body and fly off back into his Ultra-Mitten. The Ultra sighed in relief.

"I guess....I guess I used thunder to call down her defeat, huh?"

Before anyone could respond, he started to randomly jolt around.

"I- Bzzt! I- Bzzt!"

Every time this happened, small volts of lightning appeared on his body.

"I-It looks like....my body isn't used to Lightning's power like that, go figure. It's only the second biggest weakness we- Bzzt! Have..."

He took off into the sky, but....he did have some difficulties.

A few hours later, everyone was back at the LEGACY base. Everyone seemed to be doing everything as normal, having already filed a report to the higher ups and seemingly apologized for their behavior. Kiriko was reading a magazine, not really paying anyone any mind when Soreo tapped her on the shoulder.

"Kiriko..." he whispered. "We need to talk."

"Um, okay." she responded, not being sure about what he was talking about.

Boutaro would've made a cheeky response, but for some reason he didn't. Even as the two were walking out of the room, he didn't try to. Probably because he was still tired from transforming into OOO. Y-Yeah...that was it, that was why.

In the hallway, Kiriko leaned against the wall while Soreo stood tall.

"Why did you want to talk to me, Cap?"

He folded his arms.

"I said we'd talk about this a later time. Now, here we are."

Kiriko nodded.

"I already accept your apology....You were under mind control, you weren't thinking clearly. That monster is defeated, that girl is recovering in the hospital, Ichigo might have a chance with her...."

She shrugged.

"What more is there to say?"

Soreo took a deep breath.

"I'm aware we aren't the most competent, especially me. But, you're still my Communications Officer and a valuable asset on the field. And....like you said, we're family. All of us...."

"T-Thank you..."

"I just want you to know that even if you are- Rather lazy....and chances are this behavior won't improve....you're still apart of this family. You're the closest thing I have to a Vice Captain and I know you have everyone's back....including mine."

Kiriko smiled.

"I'll keep that in mind. I- I really appreciate that, sir."

He nodded and put his hand on her shoulder.

"And I appreciate you."

He then walked away, back into the room. Before Kiriko walked back with him; however, she walked outside the base. She looked up to the night sky. She wasn't thinking about anything in particular but....but the words the Captain said and what Tsukasa told her. She smiled. She wouldn't mind seeing that man from another world again. He seemed interesting, having a lot of stories to tell. Maybe that could help motivate her at work. Regardless, she appreciated what she had. She got her team's back and they got hers. It was something she could appreciate and definitely more worthwhile, then whatever empty attraction her team felt for that woman and begrudgingly on her part....what she thought about that detective.

"Thank you, Tsukasa."

She then walked back inside the base, ready to do more of nothing.

## Next Time

Finally! Everyone can just catch a break and relax! Team LEGACY decides to unwind in the streets and bars of Hakaikano City, but Kiriko and Boutaro continue to argue and kill the vibe for everyone else.... So, they do the smart thing and let them argue by themselves inside the bar and go out to party elsewhere. However, the other three's misadventures lead to criminal activity, a kaiju-sized bender, and a bomb that might blow up the entire city!!! There's only one man that can help Kiriko and Boutaro save their friends, but can they do it?! Find out next time on Ultraman Rizanto Episode 6 Loving The City Life.