Cookie Club! Episode 7: Life Of The Teachers

In Cute University, Mya was talking to Riley.

(Mya) "Hey, I wonder what our teachers do when they're not working."

(Riley) "Me too. But I don't think I wanna know..."

Meanwhile, Mr. Man and Emilia were in the Teachers' Break Room.

(Emilia) "You know, Mr. Man. You should stop trying to be popular with the girls and stop thinking about them all the time. It's the reason why you teach in Fun Easy Math Class."

(Mr. Man) "Well I only became a teacher to be popular with the girls."

(Emilia) "...Maybe you should look for a girl who's the same age as you."

(Mr. Man) "Nah. Girls my age are boring."

(Emilia) "Are you trying to say that I'M boring!?"

(Mr. Man) "If the shoe fits, my lady."

Emilia got insulted and gave Mr. Man a mad look. Then Ross [the boss of Cute University] walked in.

(Emilia) "Oh. Hi Mr. Oclock. What are you doing here?"

(Ross) "I'm just here to get some coffee."

(Emilia) "Sorry. The coffee-maker is still broken. You're gonna have to go to the cafe area."

(Ross) "Oh man! Carla's coffee doesn't taste really good."

(Emilia) "By the way, I know this out of nowhere, but I think you started this university so you can be popular with the girls, just like Mr. Man."

(Ross) "Huh? W-why do you think that?"

(Emilia) "Cuz why would a MAN start a collage that only GIRLS would want to go to?"

(Ross) "Well... um. I forgot the reason why I started this collage, but it's definitely not that reason..."

(Emilia) "Are you sure?"

(Ross) "I'm sure."

(Emilia) "Really sure?"

(Ross) "I'm really sure."

(Emilia) "Are you really really really REALLY sure!?"

(Ross) "YES I'M REALLY SURE!"

(Emilia) "VERY sure?"

(Ross) "I have an idea, let's stop talking about this or I will fire you!"

Emilia looked scared and turned around. Meanwhile, Ms. Melody [the music teacher] was walking through the hallway. Ms. Art saw her and met up with her.

(Ms. Art) "Hey Ms. Melody!"

(Ms. Melody) "Oh... you're the oddist lady in Cute University."

(Ms. Art) "I guess you can say that! Hey, are you secretly that music singer known as Ms. Harmony!?"

(Ms. Melody) "N-no."

(Ms. Art) "Really? But you have the SAME voice as her!"

(Ms. Melody) "Please leave me alone, I only like talking to upper-class people, like me."

(Ms. Art) "But I am upper-class! My classroom is upstairs!"

(Ms. Melody) "That is NOT what upper-class means, goofball."

(Ms. Art) "Oh! Okay! Say, can you help me put some stickers on my face? I forgot how."

(Ms. Melody) "...You are strange. How in the world did YOU get a job here?"

Ms. Melody walked away from her.

(Ms. Art) "Don't ask me!"

Meanwhile, the janitor was talking to Ross in his office.

(Janitor) "Sir... I QUIT!"

(Ross) "Huh? Why? I thought you loved to clean."

(Janiter) "I don't love to clean! I want money! I just don't know why you're not paying me!"

(Ross) "Wait... I never payed you yet?"

(Janiter) "You FORGOT to pay me!?"

Ross blushed with embarrassment.

(Ross) "I um... guess so... So, when did you started working here?"

(Janiter) "A mouth ago."

Ross looked a little shocked and was even more embarrassed.

(Ross) "Well... I'll try to figure out how much money I need to pay you. I'm embarrassingly sorry."

(Janiter) "You better be."

Meanwhile, Carla [the lady who works at the cafe area] was in the kitchen with Kole [the cooking teacher and chief].

(Carla) "H-hi M-Mr. C-Cook. I-I n-need s-some h-help."

(Kole) "Why are you talking like that?"

(Carla) "I-it's a-a p-problem I-I h-have."

(Kole) "Okay then. Why do you need help?"

(Carla) "Y-you s-see, I-I h-have a-a c-crush o-on R-Ross. B-but I-I'm a-afraid t-to t-tell h-him."

(Kole) "Soooo?"

(Carla) "I-I w-want y-you t-to h-help m-me b-bake s-something f-for h-him."

(Kole) "I... guess I can help you bake."

(Carla) "Th-thank y-you."

Carla and Kole walked over to the counter.

(Kole) "Aright... get ready for the most DANGEROUS thing you'll ever do!"

Carla looked confused.

(Carla) "Y-you k-know I-I b-baked b-before, r-right? I-I w-work a-at th-the c-cafe a-area."

Meanwhile, Nathaniel [the building teacher and Riley's dad] was standing next to the door of his classroom. Riley saw him and decided to talk to him.

(Riley) "Hi Dad. Are you busy right now?"

(Nathaniel) "Nope not at the moment. Is there something wrong, sweetie?"

(Riley) "I'm not exactly sure. It's just that I'm suspicious of my friend Misty."

(Nathaniel) "Really? Funny, I'm suspicious of Misty's biology teacher. He keeps giving everyone an evil smile. What are the suspicious things that Misty is doing?"

(Riley) "I'll tell you everything..."

Meanwhile, Victor [the biology teacher and secretly Misty's evil boss] was talking to Misty in her dark office.

(Victor) "Did you finish the new shot I made you make?"

(Misty) "Yes sir... Who do you want me to test it on?"

(Victor) "Anyone."

(Misty) "Oh, can I test it on YOU then?"

(Victor) "If you want my wife to kill your friends."

(Misty) "Um... never mind."

(Victor) "Good. Now leave!"

(Misty) "But... this is MY office."

(Victor) "I don't care. LEAVE!"

Misty ran and left.

(Victor) "Someday, I will take over the world and control everyone."

Victor did a evil laugh. Meanwhile, Jakob was trying to talk to Mr. Man, but Mr. Man ignored him. Jakob gave up and walked away. Them Emilia walked over to Mr. Man.

(Emilia) "Why are you a jerk to Jakob? He's the best student in my class."

(Mr. Man) "I'm afraid he's going to be popular with the girls instead me!"

(Emilia) "Is that all you care about!? I don't think that's gonna happen, Jakob gets really nervous around girls."

(Mr. Man) "You know what's funny? The lady who told me to look for a girl that's my age, has a crush on a guy who's in his 20s!"

(Emilia) "That's... off topic. Also, I'm ONLY in my 30s."

(Mr. Man) "Or you're just lying."

Emilia gave him a mad look. Back in the kitchen, Carla finished baking a little cake. She showed it to Kole and...

(Carla) "H-how d-does th-this l-looks?"

(Kole) "Ummm. Interesting... Are you sure you did everything I told you to do?"

(Carla) "I-I th-think s-so."

(Kole) "Uh-"

(Carla) "I-I'll g-give th-this t-to R-Ross."

Carla left with the cake.

(Kole) "Sounds like a bad idea."

In music class, Ms. Melody was singing. Then Ms. Art came in and...

(Ms. Art) "YOU ARE MS. HARMONY!!"

(Ms. Melody) "Oh not you again!"

(Ms. Art) "I really love your music!"

(Ms. Melody) "Of course you do."

(Ms. Art) "I have so many questions for you!"

(Ms. Melody) "And I don't have any answers for you. Please leave me alone."

(Ms. Art) "Okay, here's question number one."

(Ms. Melody) "Ugh."

Meanwhile, Carla was at Ross's office, looking nervous. She took a deep breath, then she knocked on the door.

(Ross) "Come in."

Carla walked in.

(Ross) "Oh, Carla. What do you need? Did I forget to pay you too?"

(Carla) "N-no. I-I j-just -th-thought y-you m-might w-want a-a t-treat f-for a-all th-the h-hard w-work y-you d-do."

Carla gave him the little cake.

(Carla) "I-I m-made th-this f-for y-you."

(Ross) "Um... YOU made this?"

(Carla) "Y-yeah? W-what's w-wrong?"

(Ross) "Well... it's just that... your baking... is... kind of-"

Carla looked as if she was about to cry.

(Ross) "I mean, I would 'love' to try it."

Ross got out a fork and took a bite of the cake. But he didn't like it at all. His cheeks turned green as he tried to swallow it. After he finally swallowed...

(Ross) "It tastes like rat poison!"

Carla looked very sad.

(Ross) "I mean, it tastes like rat poison in the best possible way!"

Carla cried as she ran away.

(Ross) "Wait!... Oh man!"

Meanwhile, Nathaniel was talking to Victor.

(Nathaniel) "So... what do you do on your day-off?"

(Victor) "Oh nothing much."

Victor did an evil laugh.

(Nathaniel) "O...kay? So... who's the best student in your class?"

(Victor) "Misty - Misty is at the top of my class."

Then Victor said quietly...

(Victor) "She's also the best at doing my evil plans."

(Nathaniel) "What was that?"

(Victor) "Oh nothing!"

Victor did an evil smile.

(Nathaniel) "I'm gonna leave now..."

The next morning, Ross and all the teachers [except for Mr. Man] were at the Cafe Area.

(Carla) "S-so, w-what c-can I-I g-get y-you g-guys?"

(Emilia) "We want the coffee cake... that wasn't made by you."

(Carla) "S-sorry, I-I a-already s-sold th-the l-last o-one."

(The teachers and Ross) "HUH!? To who!?"

(Carla) "M-Mr. M-Man."

The teachers and Ross looked at Mr. Man. Mr. Man was holding the coffee cake. When he saw that the teachers and Ross were looking at him, he ran away.

(Ross) "After him!"

The teachers and Ross started to chase Mr. Man. Carla decided to run with them. At some point, they all ran passed the girls and Jakob.

(Mya) "What in the world is going on!?"

(Cammila) "Looks like their chasing Mr. Man!"

(Riley) "What did he do this time?"

(Lily) "Let's follow them!"

(Jakob) "Really? I think we should just leave them alone."

Mya ran after them.

(Riley) "There she goes..."

After, the teachers and Ross surrounded Mr. Man, and they started fighting over the coffee cake. Carla, who was with them, just watched. When Mya finally caught up with them...

(Mya) "You guys are fighting over a coffee cake!? What happened to being mature?"

The teachers and Ross looked embarrassed at Mya.

(Mya) "Also, I thought everybody didn't like Carla's baking."

(Ross) "Actually, we want it because she DIDN'T make it."

Carla got her feelings hurt again and ran away.

(Ross) "Huh!? Wait!... I didn't know she was here..."

Ross ran after Carla.

(Emilia) "So... who gets the coffee cake?"

(Mr. Man) "Uh, ME of course!"

Mr. Man tried to walk away, but he tripped and let go of the cake. The cake went up and then landed on Mya's head.

(Emilia) "I guess she gets the coffee cake."

(Mr. Man) "Oh come on!"

A little later, Ross found Carla, and talked to her from behind.

(Ross) "Um... \**Ahem\**... Carla, I need to apologize to you."

(Carla) "N-no y-you d-don't. I-I a-am th-the w-worst b-baker i-in th-the w-world."

(Ross) "Look... I know you have a crush on me."

(Carla) "H-huh?"

Carla blushed.

(Carla) "H-how d-did y-you kn-know?"

(Ross) "It's just obvious. But to tell you the truth, I'm starting to have a crush on you too."

(Carla) "R-really?"

Carla turned around.

(Ross) "I've been trying to find the right moment to ask you this, but... would you like to have a courtship with me?"

(Carla) "Y-yes!"

The next day, Sherry (the news reporter and photographer) came in for Photo Day. All the people who work in Cute University were in the hallway together, and Sherry took a picture of them. Later, Sherry put the picture in a frame, and hung it on the wall. And the episode ends.