Doris Burke

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 - I will never feel the same again and that's not changing until I meet a lil boy

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 - If you treat me as a person maybe your doing the right thing

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 "Eric Doris Burke II"

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## Player Data

### teams

1998-2005 Virginia Cavaliers2004-present Sesame Sharkz

## Other Data

### affiliations

WNBA Mexico-American LEGENDS BOARD

Music Album Burkin'

### friends

Dana Burke- Mother James Burke- Father

Alex Shipman- Deceased Boyfriend

Jackie Valentine- Crush

## Early Life

### Bullying

Doris wasn't living so rich when she was young she had very aggressive parents and that's the reason Doris is so broken nowadays but even though she looks friendly and nice Doris's emotions has went from freeze to burn the first time is.

#### 1st Time

When she went to school one day barefoot because her parents couldn't afford shoes there was one student that purposely kept on stepping on her big toenail Doris kept on saying stop he kept on doing it so she let out a really loud STOP!!!!! and they broke Doris up immediatley the 2nd time was.

#### 2nd Time

When Doris went home one day and found out Doris had very dirty feet and her parents had stole some shoes from a robber that was trying to break into their home and said see Doris we could afford shoes and Doris ran at her and tried to take a pair of shoes and her parents reversal slammed her to the ground and then her mom stomped her and went back inside of her room saying special ed students don't get new shoes and Doris yelled OWWW I HATE YOU!! and her parents just laughed at her the 3rd moment was.

#### Final Time

When she finally got some new shoes some jeans and a very cute blue jeaned jacket and she went to school with it and everybody said OMG LOOK AT DORIS THE SPECIAL ED KID FINALLY LOOKING CUTE! and Doris waved her hair at the students that even her teacher got attracted and they were all very seduced but there was a student that saw how big was Doris's jeans and decided to pull her jeans down and her panties down because he thought he was gonna see the golden butt and it was the golden a\*\* Doris turned around and saw the man that pulled her jeans down and the teacher immediately got involved at the incident and broke Doris and the kid up but Doris tried to escape her teacher's arm to hurt the kid that's when one of her teacher's got her in a real sleeper hold not fake like in entertainment it was in real life and Doris said GET ME OUT OF HERE I HATE IT!!! and her parents came to the school and Doris was suspended for 10-12 days.

## Ready for escape arc

When Doris was home Doris put a whole bunch of boxes from school and quietly collected everything she had in the home and left.

### Trip to Mexico

Doris was whispering to her self apúrate apúrate apúrate apúrate which means hurry up in mexican as she ran for 40 hours she kept on eating chocolate bars so she wouldn't starve when she made it to Mexico she started crying thinking about how long of a walk it was thinking about if she could still move Doris's foot was burnt legs were done knees were smoked vagina was sweating her stomach was red and her arms were swollen and her face was cold and she just said ughhhhhh and passed out at the Mexico City Airport.

#### Javier

There was an none by the name of Javier Aguirre and he woke up Doris and said (¿Eres de aquí quién diablos eres tú) which means Are you from here who the hell are you and Doris said i don't understand your language but i'm from Virginia then he said then he said oh! then Doris said yea he then said (bueno, soy un buen luchador de sumo y me pagan mucho para que pueda ayudarte?) which means well i'm a nice sumo wrestler and i'm getting paid alot so i can help you then Doris said i just need help Doris and Javier got along and then Doris never went to school again living in Mexico but.

## Blonde Boy

##### Getting Started

One day Doris saw a blonde haired guy named Alex Shipman and he was so cute to Doris but Doris didn't know anything about getting a man so she just asked him out then he said ''can you sing babe'' Doris replied yes and then thought in her head he's american but then she thought about her ego and then started singing the national anthem and everybody came and saw her singing and Alex also got attracted her because of her body and said YES!!!! lets go out and the two got in a Liplock at the MexiFish Bar and Doris got a love interest to him too.

##### Back to Virginia

Alex said wanna go to my house then she said of course! she took Alex's car back home when she woke up after the 40hr drive Doris yelled Damn It! Alex yelled what and Doris said Virg...... never mind and Alex said yea my house is in Virginia and then Doris said no nothings wrong and Alex said okay well here we are now Doris went inside of the house and said OMG this house is beautiful but.

#### Sex

Her Mom was watching her after years of missing her she then acted like it was a movie and a security camera at the same time and saw Doris pull her junk out and started doing the unbelievable yes she was having sex with Alex.

## Lots Of Trouble Arc

### Unexpected Trouble

Her parents said we have tracked her when Doris woke up she looked for Alex but he was at work and Doris just stayed home but a few minutes later she heard banging on the door and she then pulled the windows down to see who it was and it was her parents and Doris stranded still staring at her parents while her parents were staring at her she then said I'll leave Doris packed her stuff up and was gunned down by her parents as they took her and drove her so she later started college for the Virginia Cavaliers and Doris would never be normal again she would permanently feel broken until she would either meet Alex or meet a new BF in the future.

## Lockout Arc

### GAYYYYYYY

Doris was super attracted to Jacky of the WBC but Jacky didn't like her due to being her lesbian Doris then met Mackenzie Beatie in her crazy prime Doris told her that she isn't lesbian then Mackenzie said would you have sex with me then Doris said yea...... then Mackenzie told her that's it your a lesbian.

## References

Doris Burke's Name sounds like the real Doris Burke

She is one of the rare Blondies of the WNBA.

### Specials

3pt shooting ace

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