Barkis the groom/Boba's apology to Victor and Emily

This is how Barkis the groom and Boba's apology to Victor and Emily goes in Boba Fett's Book of the Corpse Bride.

Nell Van Dort: Mayhew, are you trying to kill us? I think he's trying to kill us.

[Jango watches from afar]

Jango Fett: The town's just beyond.

[He flies above]

Jango Fett: Jackpot.

[Back in the Land of the Dead, Scraps leads Boba to Bonejangles' club as he drops Emily's roses]

Boba Fett: [sighs as he picks up the roses and enters the club]

[Victor and Emily are inside as Boba approaches them]

Boba Fett: I think you dropped this.

[Emily still plays notes as she ignores him]

Boba Fett: I'm sorry.

[Victor looks up to him]

Boba Fett: I'm sorry I lied to you both about my father. It's just that this whole day hasn't gone quite, well, according to plan.

[He plays some notes as Emily glares sourly]

[Victor watches as Boba continues playing]

[Emily plays with him as her hand comes off and plays the notes]

Emily: [gasps]

[Her hand dances on Boba's arm]

Emily: Pardon my enthusiasm.

Boba Fett: I like your enthusiasm. [places her hand back on]

[They hear the bell ringing]

Mrs. Plum: New arrival! New arrival!

Corpse: Lights up!

Paul: Hurry up, boy! Bonjour! Drinks for everyone. [to Fennec] Another pint, miss?

Fennec Shand: Yeah, but no skipping on the foam.

Paul: [whistles]

[The bugs deliver Fennec's pint, but Paul is knocked down]

Paul: It is impossible to get good help anymore.

Mrs. Plum: Welcoming committee coming through, coming through! My name's Plum. Miss Plum.

Boba Fett: Mayhew?

Victor Van Dort: Mayhew! How nice to see--

[Mayhew turns around]

[Boba and Victor are shocked]

Victor Van Dort: I'm so sorry.

Mayhew: Oh, yeah. Actually, though, I feel great. [breathes in and out]

Paul: Hurry up, boys. Can you not see the gentleman is parched?

[The bugs deliver Mayhew's pint as he drinks it]

Boba Fett: Mayhew, we have to get back. Everyone who's worried sick, how are they?

Mayhew: Well, they're still wondering where you slipped off to. Oh, and Miss Victoria...

Victor Van Dort: Yes, yes? How is she?

Mayhew: Well, she's getting married this evening.

Fennec Shand: To who?

Mayhew: Some newcomer, Lord Somebody-or-Other.

Victor Van Dort: But that's impossible!

Mayhew: Yeah, with you gone and all... I guess they didn't wanna waste the cake.

Victor Van Dort: [sighs] But how could she?

Skeleton: Women, you can't live with them. You can't live with-- [hiccups and collapses into pieces on the floor]

Mayhew: Time to pick up the pieces and-- You know, and move on, I suppose.

Skeleton: Oy. Speaking of picking up the pieces?

[Victor walks off without a word]

Emily: Victor? Where are you going?

Fennec Shand: That's just great. Could things get any worst?

[They hear something on the radio]

Boba Fett: Hey, Bonejangles, can you turn it up?

[Bonejangles turns up the radio]

Umarak: [on radio] So, you are the one they call Jango Fett.

Jango Fett: [on radio] Who are you? What do you want from me?

Umarak: [on radio] I am Umarak the Hunter. I want you to help me kill Barkis Bittern for murdering my bride.

Jango Fett: [on radio] Why do you want my help?

Umarak: [on radio] Because Bittern ripped away my happiness. I've felt my bride's presence, and I learned that she has your son.

Jango Fett: [on radio] Boba?

Umarak: [on radio] Help me, and I'll pay you three million credits.

Jango Fett: [on radio] You had me at pay. Where's this Barkis fellow?

Umarak: [on radio] A big town in England. In other words, at the Everglots' mansion. While I look for my bride.

Jango Fett: [on radio] If I help you, then my debt is paid.

Umarak: [on radio] Deal.

Fennec Shand: Jango Fett?

Boba Fett: Dad? Impossible. I saw Mace Windu kill him as a child.