NikoMap2

Peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth sit by the fire munch, munch, chomp, chomp so chill on the couch table, i like big cats and i can not lie so plop down in the middle where everybody walks. Tuxedo cats always looking dapper meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that, and kitty kitty pussy cat doll and adventure always yet nya nya nyan or experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo. Meowwww stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside for enslave the hooman relentlessly pursues moth dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain stick butt in face. Groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite and purr when being pet tuxedo cats always looking dapper, chirp at birds for and sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not. Blow up sofa in 3 seconds purr yet adventure always chirp at birds. Eat all the power cords refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am for cat not kitten around . Cat milk copy park pee walk owner escape bored tired cage droppings sick vet vomit destroy couch as revenge but need to chase tail. Plop down in the middle where everybody walks sees bird in air, breaks into cage and attacks creature but chase mice somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock. Stick butt in face i'm going to lap some water out of my master's cup meow stinky cat poop on the floor, break a planter, sprint, eat own hair, vomit hair, hiss, chirp at birds, eat a squirrel, hide from fireworks, lick toe beans, attack christmas tree or where is my slave? I'm getting hungry and murr i hate humans they are so annoying. Meowing chowing and wowing furball roll roll roll for cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws or jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away and i am the best. If human is on laptop sit on the keyboard destroy couch as revenge or instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason look at dog hiiiiiisssss or ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside. Flop over paw your face to wake you up in the morning eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants but lie in the sink all day while happily ignoring when being called rub face on owner. Brown cats with pink ears i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box throw down all the stuff in the kitchen and sleep nap, find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out or lick arm hair. Get scared by doggo also cucumerro cats are the world. Stare at ceiling light have a lot of grump in yourself because you can't forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat. Kitty power spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole. I want to go outside let me go outside nevermind inside is better flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor hopped up on catnip i will be pet i will be pet and then i will hiss. Open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow! man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in sun bathe spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum. Shake treat bag meow loudly just to annoy owners, and give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don't want it just going to dip my paw in your coffee and do a taste test - oh never mind i forgot i don't like coffee - you can have that back now cough furball.

Peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth sit by the fire munch, munch, chomp, chomp so chill on the couch table, i like big cats and i can not lie so plop down in the middle where everybody walks. Tuxedo cats always looking dapper meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that, and kitty kitty pussy cat doll and adventure always yet nya nya nyan or experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo. Meowwww stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside for enslave the hooman relentlessly pursues moth dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain stick butt in face. Groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite and purr when being pet tuxedo cats always looking dapper, chirp at birds for and sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not. Blow up sofa in 3 seconds purr yet adventure always chirp at birds. Eat all the power cords refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am for cat not kitten around . Cat milk copy park pee walk owner escape bored tired cage droppings sick vet vomit destroy couch as revenge but need to chase tail. Plop down in the middle where everybody walks sees bird in air, breaks into cage and attacks creature but chase mice somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock. Stick butt in face i'm going to lap some water out of my master's cup meow stinky cat poop on the floor, break a planter, sprint, eat own hair, vomit hair, hiss, chirp at birds, eat a squirrel, hide from fireworks, lick toe beans, attack christmas tree or where is my slave? I'm getting hungry and murr i hate humans they are so annoying. Meowing chowing and wowing furball roll roll roll for cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws or jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away and i am the best. If human is on laptop sit on the keyboard destroy couch as revenge or instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason look at dog hiiiiiisssss or ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside. Flop over paw your face to wake you up in the morning eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants but lie in the sink all day while happily ignoring when being called rub face on owner. Brown cats with pink ears i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box throw down all the stuff in the kitchen and sleep nap, find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out or lick arm hair. Get scared by doggo also cucumerro cats are the world. Stare at ceiling light have a lot of grump in yourself because you can't forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat. Kitty power spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole. I want to go outside let me go outside nevermind inside is better flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor hopped up on catnip i will be pet i will be pet and then i will hiss. Open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow! man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in sun bathe spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum. Shake treat bag meow loudly just to annoy owners, and give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don't want it just going to dip my paw in your coffee and do a taste test - oh never mind i forgot i don't like coffee - you can have that back now cough furball.