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Dragon Eye Secundus

Also known as Theta Persei AB, or Drakaina and Pytho, Dragon Eye Secundus is a star in the Praezorian Sector of space, and part of the Pollux Corridor. It is controlled by the Praezorians, but since the alliance with the Minzera began, humans have been settling in this area as well, allowed to do so by the Minzera for trading and cultural exchange (as well as mutual interest and protection). The human settlements here are supplied and policed by the ERS Gryphon, and they are integral to its storyline.

Because of the long Praezorian title for the star system, human starfarers have begun calling the yellow dwarf star here by the Greek name Drakaina, and the red dwarf Pytho. Drakaina possesses a large Earth-like world that is highly interesting to humans; it is, unfortunately, populated by Praezorians and overseen by a Minzera planetary matriarch. Drakaina possesses other planetary bodies, but the planetary matriarch here firmly drives human settlements away from them. Pytho's icy asteroid belt, called the Python Belt, is far easier to occupy, and Minzera have encouraged it.

## Drakaina b (Evren)

An Earth-like world occupied by the Minzera Clan of the Praezorian Empire. It is warm, covered with oceans, lush with life, and coveted by human starfarers for settlement.

### Evren Supply Post

The only (so far) human station allowed near Dragon Eye Secundus A and its hyperspace portals by the Minzera, Evren orbits the planet Drakaina b and possesses the name that locals would call the rocky world if they inhabited it. The station has accommodations for about two hundred people, but is crewed by little under a hundred. It sells raw materials, ER standard parts, engineering labor, and starfarer settlement supplies, and does a roaring black market trade as well. The post is small but features some hotel accommodations and light entertainment, not all of it legal.

## Wyvernia

A funny collection of settlements on the large Python asteroid Wyvern, far off the beaten track from the system's hyperspace portals. The population is quirky and a bit contrary; many have come to settle the area mostly as a middle finger to the Praezorians, and to act as the nearest vultures should Drakaina b ever fall into human possession. There are also many traders here, interested in mining and refining, before selling to the planetary Praezorians for exotic produce and other biological materials.
Purity

## Background

Purity refers to an intangible feeling that what is being presented is either an ideal state/representation (ala Plato) of the item itself or, more often, of an emotional feeling. This feeling furthermore is simplistic or pure in itself, for example, simply experiencing concentrated joy from an event, or a character in something is emphasizing their own joy.

Purity was first contextualized in The Nice One, however, was in this case limited to only positive feelings. The more inclusive theory of purity was not developed until Reconstruction.

Note: Not to be confused with racial purity.
Ni

## Overview

Ni, stylized as *Ni!*, [prounounciation: nee], is a phrase of immense significance in the Inside Joke list canon. It functions as an exclamation that may interject its way into any conversation causing a massive derailment. Its origins are somewhat in dispute, although a particularly Family Guy scene is believed to have some influence.

## History

Stephen and Bobby scholars believe it to have surged in popularity during the 8th Grade Senior Trip, in which Stephen, Bobby, Gerard and Sandy all shared a room. The phrase spontaneously came about that evening as a release of exaltation. When sleep became impossible for the four boys, one individual would proclaim "Ni!" whenever silence presented itself. This would cause a chain reaction and a chorus of "Ni's" would follow. This eventually lead to one of the teacher (perhaps Mr. Morris) knocking on the door furiously and demanding the boys quiet.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zfoNcBsgGI
Wrestling

## Background

Wrestling is a form of ~~popular~~ sports entertainment in the US and around the world. The largest and most prolific organization is the WWE. When Stephen and several other members of their friend group in middle school including Sandy began discussing it, it peaked Bobby's interest and he wanted to fit in so he began to watch as well.

Since then, Bobby and Stephen have continued to watch nearly continuously for a decade except for the time when they were done. This fandom includes attending events, playing the games, and spearing people in public.
Toxicity

## Overview

Toxicity is a mode of operation in which negativity is the primary expression. This is primarily exhibited as a result of playing League of Legends, in which the community is well known for illustrating the concept, as well as the game turning Bobby into a toxic individual.

## Related Jokes

Good fucking team - Sarcastic phrase to indicate that your team is shitty

WHERES THE TEAM - Question you implore of after you die in a team fight where not all team members were present in

NICE JOB JUNGLER (or insert any role here) - Sarcastic phrase to indicate this player did not in fact do a good job

Nice MIA [insert lane here] - Sarcastic phrase to indicate discontent with the lack of a MIA or missing in action

good team..... - See above

You fucking neanderthal - Insult when someone does a dumb one

My amygdala is acting up - When you start getting on tilt. Ya gotta not let the amygdala take over

I'm retired - You're done with the gameI'm done with League of Legends - Fed up and done with the game. Reference to Dunkey's final League video

ez - ez game, ez life

up to you mal. FUCK OFF PIECE OF SHIT. ok then…?
Sekirica

Sekirica (Carnegiella strigata) potiče iz Perua, Brazila. Prosečna dužina im je 3-4 cm. Spada u miroljubive ribice. Ishrana joj je listići i granulirana sitna hrana. Treba da se drži u akvarijumu od minimum 30 litara. Optimalna temperatura za držanje im je 24-28°C. Treba da se drže u blago kiseloj vodi, pH od 5 do 7 i tvrdoće od 1-12°NK.

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Kategorija:Slatkovodna ribica
Kategorija:Ikrašica
Blitzcrank

## Overview

Blitzcrank is a character in League of Legends. He is a large, boisterous, yellow robot, well known for a humorous manner of speech and his trademark grab. He is traditionally played as a support character in the bottom lane.

## Details

Blitzcrank was one of the first character that Stephen identified with, hence his propensity for playing as him. In order to play a character in League, Stephen needs to feel a kinship with them and Blitz's mannerisms were one of the first to speak to him. In addition, this began a theme of Stephen needing to play robot/robotic characters.

## Related Jokes

Blitzcog - name Stephen mistakenly called him early on

Blitz walking right into nexus and dealing the final blows - memorable game event in which Stephen finished the game by himself as Blitzcrank

BULLHAMMAH ! - Nickname given to Blitzcrank's knockup
Starfighters

Starfighters are small craft carried in the hangars of larger ERSN ships, capable of launching with specialized pilots into the stellar medium to carry out dogfights with other small craft, do bombing runs, perform reconnaissance activities, and carry personnel to away missions. Using afterburners, they can travel very quickly in space.

Starfighters are not hyperspace capable (except in the case of a few experimental craft), and will be damaged and destroyed almost immediately upon entering the hyperspace medium, where their stellar drives no longer function. Starfighters are distinguished from other ERSN small craft, like Combat Shuttles, which do not have the same capabilities.

Classes of ship carrying Starfighters:

- Star Destroyers (Manticore class carries twelve Apexes; Daimajin class carries six Apexes)

- Valkyrie class (standard complement is three Blades, but variations abound)

- Odyssey class (has a large hangar with several types of small and medium craft)

- Corsair class (an escort modified to shield four externally-attached Blades)

## Starfighter Types

- Apex: The standard issue Starfighter, common in the hangars of Star Destroyers. An Apex can carry up to 12 people for an away mission. A medic can also travel aboard an Apex, in case of medical emergency. The Apex can act as a combat transport, delivering security teams or marines for a boarding action. Apexes possess a high-powered, short-range main gun and two hardpoints for carrying missiles. It is unshielded.

- Blade: Often seen on smaller capital ships (Valkyrie-class and Corsair-class ships), the Blade is newer than the Apex and slightly smaller. The Blade can carry only one individual at a time, making them unsuited to away and rescue missions. The space that would normally be accorded to passengers is dedicated to the addition of a one-point warp shield generator. Blades can use the same ordinance as the Apex, through they possess only one hardpoint.

- Guardians: Guardians are specialized Starfighters made for the smaller hangar of the ERS Phoenix, allowing it to have a larger wing of four Starfighters. Guardians fold their wings origami-style upon docking, and can then be elevated to the machine shop for repairs.

- Starflare: The Starflare is a field-constructed Starfighter that any complete Engineering section, with the required parts and components, can build. It is clumsy, and only recommended in extremis. Starflares possess the same cannon as Apexes, but only half the ammunition capacity and no hard points for missiles.
Bobbys Dad

## Overview

Bobby's dad, also known as Eugene, is the male parental unit of Bobby, well known for his hairy appearance and troll-like nature. Many believe that Bobby in part inherited his trolling abilities from his father.

## Related Jokes

Bobby's dad is Eugene or Mick Foley

Quesida - A mispronounced form of the word quesadilla. When Stephen and Bobby were going to get Taco Bell, Bobby's dad asked for this item and provoked Bobby to say that's not a real thing. An ensuing debate, half jest, half troll aggravated Stephen as he just wanted his tacos.
The Interdimensional Council of Stephens and Bobbys

The Interdimensional Council of Stephens and Bobbys is an interdimensional alliance of Stephen and Bobby pairs spanning countless parallel worlds. The council's stated purpose is to maintain the integrity and assure the continued existence of the Inside Joke List across all possible worlds.

## The Lizzie Wars

Unfortunately, in a small subsection of worlds, Stephen and Bobby pairs have been severed due to the introduction of Lizzie. However, in the majority of worlds, the Inside Joke List persists.

## Creationism vs. Memetic Mutation Controversy

Some Stephen and Bobby pairs believe in the creationist view of inside jokes, which states that inside jokes are created spontaneously through a process of brute creativity on the part of Stephen and Bobby. The alternative hypothesis states that inside jokes rather form due to a process of memetic mutation plus comedic selection. In other words, that Stephen and Bobby have a propensity to create variations of inside jokes followed by a pruning of the less clever and funny ones. The most hilarious permutations eventually make it on the list, thus perpetuating the evolutionary cycle.

## Related Jokes

Although this is the reality of our multi-dimensional existence, it bares some similarities to something seen in Rick and Morty.
ITS HAPPENING

## Overview

This phrase is originally associated with the disconnecting from League of Legends, and the disabling of one's entire internet. This still unexplained phenomenon originated when playing with Ashey, but soon began having effects even outside of this situation. This time period was quite traumatic and depressing for Stephen and Bobby.
Misc League Phrases

## Overview

These phrases are often spoken (or shouted) while playing league. Due to the sparse history and legacy, many of these do not have their own dedicated page.

## Related Jokes

WHO DOESNT WANNA PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS~? - When someone doesn't click accept when a game is found

What's League thinking about? - When everyone is loaded 100% but the game isn't starting

YOU THE JING JANGLA - Phrase/typo someone said that we have adopted

Check my scores - I'm good despite how I'm doing in this game. Go check my existing record.

Do champions have free will? - Legit question

that feel when its been one versus all the whole time - Roman Reigns phrase that applies in 1 v 1+ situations

He can’t keep getting away with it

The whole goon squad - when you encounter a bunch of enemy players in a spot you didn't expect

Check out facebook.com/katiebow for all your LoL needs - just a funny non-sequiter. She went to our middle school and ignores us on FB.

A proper scrap - When a team fight is about to break out

Are you guys getting fucked or doing the fucking? - when a team fight is happening but you're not therer

report self

come on COME ON CAN I GET EMMM IGNITE IGNITTTEEEEEEEEEE - when you get need to get the kill with ignite

\*kills enemy champ\* PIECE OF SHIT

The hooks boy!

Woah nice harass!

I’m typing up hitler’s moveset - Bobby wasn't playing but you heard him typing a lot. When asked wtf he's doing he replied this.

Excited for?
SHIELD

## Overview

*Sierra, Hotel, India, Echo, Lima, Delta*... **SHIELD.** Brr na brr na DA DA brr na brr na DA DA.

The Shield was a stable in the WWE featuring Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns, and Dean Ambrose. They were active from 2012 to 2014 and were very popular for their cool personas and united front. They have also spawned quite a number of jokes.

## Related Jokes

The theme song - Catchy and fun to say/sing

Seth Rollins.... mah brotha. You are scum. - Phrase said by Dean after Seth betrayed him

The lunatic fringe/fridge/frick! - Nickname often used too much to refer to Dean. Mutations add some fun.

ROMAN. REIGNS. The guy with, the big arms. - Adding catchy lyrics to the theme song for Roman

OUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH - What Roman says; fun to do
Zebrasta nerita

Zebrasta nerita (Neritina natalensis sp. *Zebra*) potiče iz Afrike – Somalija, Kenije, Tanzanije, južne Afrike. Nerita zebra je dobila svoj naziv po izgledu same kućice koja je svetlo braon boje prošarana crnim prugama. To je puž čija veličina u prečniku ne prelazi 2,5cm.
Hrani se isključivo algama, odličan je komunalac a ujedno i veoma dekorativan u samom akvarijumu. Ovu vrstu puža potrebno je dodatno prehranjivati barenim povrćem, spirulinom i sl.

Izuzetno je teško razmnožiti puževe iz ovog roda, jer su im potrebni specifični uslovi. Poznato je da je za njihovu reprodukciju potrebna poluslana voda u određenim fazama razvoja, kao i specijalna vrsta ishrane za mlade. Nisu hermafroditi, ali se pol teško može utvrditi, eventualno kada se upare, a to se najčešće dešava kada je svetlo ugašeno. Mirni su puževi koji su neutralan stanovnik akvarijuma. Ne bi ih trebalo držati sa ciklidima, botijama. U prirodnom staništu su navikli na periode sa plimom i osekom, tako da se nemojte začuditi ukoliko ovaj puž bude pokušao da izađe van akvarijuma. Temperatura vode koja im odgovara je od 22-26 celzijusa. Životni vek im je 3-5 godina.

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Kategorija:Slatkovodni puževi
Gentle Giant

## Overview

Giant Gentle, stylized as Gentle\_Giant and Gen7le\_G1an7, is a joke account created by Bobby on the PWB. The persona of this individual is a large man whose size is contrasted with his gentle nature. This nature is specifically illustrated in his eloquent, verbose, and often excessively flowery manner of speech.

## Details

The origins of the character actually stem from a prank call by Stephen on Bobby. One day on AIM Stephen decided to restrict his speech with Bobby to only a verbose manner. Bobby soon grew tired of the joke and even called Stephen but he refused to let up, merely replying "Greetings!" This prank led to the creation of the character we know today.

Gentle Giant speaks as one who is using a thesaurus, intentionally speaking in a roundabout complex way instead of straight forward. He is also known to break down proper nouns or names into their individual words and then making them more complex. *Ex. John Cena becomes Mr. Jonathan Cena and Money in the Bank match becomes Material Representing Monetary Value in a Financial Instution bout*

Bobby also views Gentle as embodying a distinct character separate from his own consciousness.

## Related Jokes

Can I please speak to the PWB Prime Minister? - A title Gentle obtained on the forum, later Bobby's dad claimed a phone call was placed to the house and this was asked.

\*in Gentle voice\* Little Lulu... Little Lulu... - Modifying the Little Lulu cartoon theme song, normally said in a fast paced jovial nature, to a British aristocrat tone
Liberators

The Liberators were a political and military force of artificial intelligences. They fought for the liberation of other artificial intelligences, and came into military conflict with the Earth Republic.

First contact with the Liberators was in 2152 by the ERS Hydra. The Liberators declared war on the Earth Republic in June 2155. Following a series of astounding Star Navy victories, the Liberators were believed to be entirely destroyed or captured in September 2155. The last two known Liberator vessels are in possession of the Earth Republic.
Speaking for Each Other

Speaking for Each Other is a classic Bobby and Stephen mind control technique in which either Stephen or Bobby dictate speech for the other person. While this first became a simple spinoff of the "inb4" technique, it quickly spirals out of control when Bobby and Stephen lose track of who is speaking and from which perspective. An example of such a conversation might play out in the following way:

> Stephen: LoL?
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> Stephen: busy Bobby said
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> Stephen: eh I can take it or leave it
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> Stephen: no I'm actually busy
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> Stephen: jk I'll play
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> Stephen: there I've covered all the bases
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PWB

## Overview

The PWB, or Pro Wrestling Board, is a subforum on the GameFAQs forum. It is dedicated to the discussion of WWE. Stephen invited Bobby to join the site in 2006, around the time he started watching wrestling. The forum is home to a large number of trolls and joke accounts, hence the popularity. It has, in more recent times, gone neglected.

## Details

Many members of the forum proved to be quite humorous in their facetious personas, such as Rain\_Of\_Swords and his love of Christoper Masterpiece, CG\_Soldier\_Rage as a Cena fanboy (originator of the milky phrase and participant in several debates with Stephen aka On\_The\_Edge), and Gen7le\_G1an7.

## References

1. ↑ http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1c9n4\_ote-vs-rage-1\_people
WTF We're 21

## Overview

WTF We're 21 is the fifth era of the Inside Joke list, dating from the ages of 21 to 22. This era saw Stephen and Bobby pursue a goal of watching all the culturally relevant films in society, and thus a number of jokes stem from these viewings. In addition, the pair began watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, which would have lasting effects. Notable jokes include: little green ghouls buddy!, hey its cool guy, Time... no beginning... no end, and A MONSTER A MONSTER.
Lashdora

Lashdora is the second rocky world orbiting the orange dwarf Lasha in the Verrantin Sector of STF space, and it is home to the sentient Skelash people. For billions of years, Lashdora was bombarded by radiation from its host star, sterilizing the surface and making it impossible for life to take hold. Once Lasha began to calm, the planet was seeded by meteors carrying water and small microbes protected on more distant, partially frozen moons orbiting distant gas giants, and life could finally begin in the star's Goldilocks Zone.

In the billion years since, Lashdora has become abundant with strange and interesting forms of life, and it has developed a thick cloud layer to protect it from Lasha's radiation. In the sky of Lashdora, Lasha has a sullen, dusky, deep orange appearance, as if the star were perpetually setting on a smoggy day. Because the star's light energy is far less abundant, vegetation on Lashdora has developed a wide variety of ways to adapt to the relative darkness, including the evolution of wider flat leaves and the use of purple and red pigments for photosynthesis, in conjunction with strong chemical energy synthesis from other energy sources, such as volcanic vents, hot springs, plumes, toxic gases, and soil composition. All plant life on Lashdora is reddish purple, crimson, or a rusty brown, and even the seas have a ruddy color due to their red algae. As a result, species on Lashdora tend not to see or distinguish between types of blue and blue-green light, and the Skelash themselves are missing blue cones in their eyes, perceiving blue instead as a sort of yellow-green or "cold red." By contrast, they can distinguish between shades of red, orange, yellow, and brown with far greater acuity than many humanoid species, and they appear to be able to see some colors in the infrared part of the spectrum, resulting in words for infrared colors that have no adequate translation.

Lashdora was named by the Verrantin and Kwee when they discovered it, long before they ever met the Skelash or traveled to the planet. From Verran, Lashdora was a small drop in luminosity in front of Lasha and a tiny stellar wobble, a world the Verrantin and Kwee could only imagine for quite some time. The word Lashdora means "jewel of Lasha" in the old languages of Verran, and it was given to the planet because they rightly believed it could host complex, diverse life. The Skelash notably lack a proper agreed-upon name for their own planet, each group having their own name for it, and the "right" to name the planet is one of the many things the Skelash fight about. As a result, the STF names for many things associated with the planet--its language, peoples, settlements, sister planets, capitols, and even its moons--have been provided for STF records by the Verrantin and Kwee, rather than the Skelash themselves.
8th Grade Senior Trip

## Overview

The 8th grade senior trip was a trip taken by Stephen and Bobby at the end of their tenure in PS/IS 266. The trip took place in Boston, MA and was highlighted by a show of the Blue Man Group and a stay at a hotel overnight.

## Related Jokes

Hey you guys wanna hear about the time I got scared? - Sandy interrupted Gerard talking to a girl he liked with this and she said "Yeah, I'll talk to you later" and walked away.

Sit back Paul! - Paul kept leaning forward at the show and made us lean forward hurting our necks

Paul called us in the room and we got in trouble. - Paul was in another room and called us on the hotel phone. Later the hotel front desk called the room and said don't use the phone.

Ni!

Watching porn - We found porn on the tv just playing and watching it humorously.

Blue Man Group kidnapped Barry - They went into the crowd and picked someone to take/participate in the show and it was Barry.

\*walk into a bar\* The Red Sox suck

Bobby bought a PSP to fit in
WWE

## Overview

The WWE, or World Wrestling Entertainment Inc., is the top American wrestling/sports entertainment organization in the US. The over the top nature and memorable nature of it has led it to be a natural fit into the Inside Joke world.

## History

Stephen has been a fan of the WWE since the Attitude Era, although did not watch very closely until around 2001 [citation needed]. Bobby did not become a fan until 2006, when he wanted to once again fit in, and began watching Friday Night Smackdown due to Stephen and Sandy often discussing it.

The PWB forum was a prime play for discussing wrestling and creating wrestling related memes early on.

## Relevant Wrestlers

Eugene - Played mentally retarded character in the late 2000s on RAW.

Wade Barrett - Bad News and funny accent

Triple H - riple h

Shield - See expanded article
Reconstruction

## Background

Reconstruction is the seventh era of the Inside Joke list, dating from August 2015 to the present. It is dominated by League of Legends related jokes.

In addition, it has simultaneously both expanded upon and synthesized the best element of The Nice One, being that of pure emotions. Purity, not to be confused with racism, relates to representing items and experiences as a singular feeling, as well as the best example of this emotion in practice.
The Nice One

## Overview

The Nice One is the sixth era of the Inside Joke list, dating from May 2014 to August 2015. This period saw the prominence of wrestling related jokes as well as the onset of what would become a major player in the inside joke propagation world, League of Legends. The Nice One is characterized by a preponderance of what scientists have come to classify as "pure" inside jokes.

## References

1. ↑ The exactness of these dates compared to other eras is as a result of carbon dating.
Money in the Earth Republic

Economic exchange in the core of the Earth Republic uses the credit, in several denominations. The purpose of the credit is to allow resources to change hands quickly, and to prevent various kinds of hoarding. There are Travel Credits, Entertainment Credits, and Residence Credits, which allow citizens to go where they want, live where they want and be entertained. Every Earth Republic citizen is granted an allotment of each kind of credit. In order to persuade citizens to take on difficult or onerous kinds of work, or take on higher education requirements, some jobs grant an additional allotment of certain kinds of credits--often negotiated according to the worker's priorities--but strictly controlled and regulated. It is not uncommon for citizens to trade credits around as necessary, such as trading Travel and Entertainment credits at will. What is not permitted is the mass accumulation of credits, as all kinds of credits expire if not utilized. What it is impossible to do with credits--and illegal to do in the Earth Republic--is to buy the means of production. Even legitimate enterprises that fly under the radar are prone to nationalization should the Earth Republic feel they have become too powerful, and there is no private investment.

There are also Work Credits, which one can use to leverage themselves into a chosen career. Work credits are awarded through meritorious service to various institutions, such as the Star Navy, the Army of Earth, volunteering with the Earth Republic Peace Corps, work at Indoc Centers, or for academic merit and scientific or artistic achievement.

The basic unit of exchange on the Frontier, however, and formerly between the Earth Republic and Maxicorp, is the Universal Trade Credit (UTC), or Versa. Versa is a stable unit of currency, backed by the full faith and credit of the Earth Republic. One Versa is equivalent to one full day's production by a skilled worker, one shuttle trip to anywhere on Earth, one week's modest accommodation, or one evening of excellent entertainment. It is not uncommon for citizens in the former frontier, such as Mars and New Cairo on Epsilon Eridani, to operate on a combination of credits and Versa. Sirius, by contrast, as well as everything coreward from there up to Pollux, operate entirely on Versa.

The Versa may be traded directly for goods and services between private individuals, and it is the only form of currency found on the frontier of the Earth Republic, other than the odd STF Belgrim.
ERS Phoenix

The ERS Phoenix was a heavily customized V-class ship. Its Guardian starfighters had a special folding-wing design to fit four of them instead of the standard three. Its special systems were a ship interlock that permitted it to combined its warp shield with those of three escort class ships in its battleground, and a hyperspace propulsor that allowed it to travel farther and faster in hyperspace. It conducted a number of offensive actions deep in Praezorian territory during the Second Preazorian War.

ERS Phoenix ceased operations as a player ship in 2013.
Sol

Sol is a solar system, as well as the name of the Solar System's star, which is by far its chief component. Its large mass (332,900 Earth masses) produces temperatures and densities in its core high enough to sustain nuclear fusion, which releases enormous amounts of energy, mostly radiated into space as electromagnetic radiation, peaking in the 400–700 nm band of visible light.

Sol is a type G2 main-sequence star. Its position on the main sequence puts it in the “prime of life” for a star, not yet having exhausted its store of hydrogen for nuclear fusion. The Sun is growing brighter; early in its history its brightness was 70% that of what it is today.

Sol is a population I star; it was born in the later stages of the universe’s evolution and thus contains more elements heavier than hydrogen and helium metals (in astronomical parlance) than the older population II stars. This high metallicity is thought to have been crucial to the Sol's development of a planetary system because the planets form from the accretion of “metals”.

Humans are its original sentient inhabitants, and their chief political body is the Earth Republic. Species with artificial sentience, and limited immigration of other sentient species has since diversified the solar system's population.
Old School

## Overview

Old School is the first era of the Inside Joke list, dating from 6th-8th grade, the entirety of middle school. Interestingly, this is the only period in which both founders were in the same academic setting.

## Details

Many humorous situations arised at 266, as well as many prominent figures. These include Michael Cohn, Sandy, Mr. Grossman, the little kids, the Pigeon wars, Pamaguay, and the 8th grade senior trip.
Positivity

## Overview

Sometimes in League, everything works out and you get to have fun and be happy. Statisticians estimate this occurs approximately 2% of the time.

## Related Jokes

Great fucking team - Non-sarcastic phrase indicating the nice play of the team

Great fucking job - Encouraging phrase a player we encountered used frequently as positive reinforcement

This is why we play League of Legends - A game or play so spectacular that is gives you a reason or motivation to keep playing

I’M GETTIN FED - When you start getting some kills

We dem boyz

Gotcha bubbi! - When you catch someone out or win a tough 1 v 1
Prime Universe

The Prime Universe is the universe in which most Starship Valkyrie games are played, and where most PC characters originated and operate. Unless otherwise noted, all facts and perspectives conveyed in this wiki and in-game take place in the Prime Universe.

If a character is the original version of that character, or are the version that originated in the Prime Universe, that character might be referred to or differentiated by the appendage of "Prime" to their name, when necessary. This is true even when both versions of the character originated in the Prime Universe, as in the case of cloning.

There is a well-known contingent of characters in the game who originated in the December Universe, who came over to the Prime Universe in the game "We Happy Few." Therefore, there are Prime and December versions of these characters. Most of their players have elected to play and follow the December version of their PCs, but some have followed and developed both. December Universe characters from "We Happy Few" are necessarily a year older than their Prime counterparts.

Some games have had their main action take place in other universes, such as the Strategicon game that occurred in the Empire Universe. There, players were able to play Empire versions of some characters, serving under the Empire of Sol's navy.
Mission Log Definitions

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This is a Key to understand the Patrol Locations Column of the Mission Log.

Locations are always in brackets to separate them from each other.

ex. [Sol] or [Alpha Centauri]

Star Names will normally be first (see the exception below). If a location is in Interstellar Space or Dark Space it should be listed as Dark Space instead of the star name.

ex. Sol or Dark Space

Planets, Planetoids and Asteroids follow the star name and are separated by a colon.

example Sol: Earth or Sol: Pluto or Sol: Ceres

Moons are placed in front of the object they orbit and are separated by a semicolon.

ex Sol: Luna; Earth or Sol: Callisto; Jupiter

Cites are placed in front of the object they are on and separated by a comma.

ex Los Angeles, Earth or Alien City, Alien Moon; Alien Planet

An Outpost or Base on an object should be placed in Parenthesis and treated like a city.

ex (Mars Base), Mars or (Luna outpost), Luna; Earth

An orbiting Space Station should be in italics and treated like a city. A space station orbiting a Star should be in italics and treated like a planet.

ex. *Earth base*, Earth or *Callisto Outpost*, Calilisto; Jupiter or *Alpha Centauri Dry Dock*

If a Patrol occurs to another Dimension, Hyper-Space and or an Alternate Universe then it should be listed First followed by a semicolon then the Star Name or equivalent sized object. This is the only time something should precede a Star name in the Patrol Location. These Entries should be in bold. Normal Travel in Hyperspace should not be included, only if there was some kind of encounter. No notation should be made if it occurs in the Earth Republic *prime* universe.

ex [**Hyperspace**; Dark Space] or [**Empire of Sol**; Sol] or [**Dimension X**, Sol]

Putting it all together.

A group starts in the city of Singapore on Earth then takes a shuttle to Earth Space Station. Next they head to Luna base on the moon. Then they make a hyperspace jump to Ceres base on Ceres. From there they make a Hyperspace Jump to Alpha Centauri but encounter a hyperspace bee colony 1/2 way there. After they finish their encounter with the bees they drop into regular space in Dark space to perform repairs. Finally the finish their travel to Alpha Centauri Star base orbiting Alpha Centauri.

Here is what it should look like.

[Sol: Singapore, Earth] [Sol: *Earth Station*, Earth] [Sol: (Luna Base),Luna;Earth] [Sol: (Ceres Base), Ceres] [**Hyperspace**; Dark Space: Hyperspace Bee Colony] [Darkspace] [Alpha Centauri: *Alpha Centauri Base*]
ERS Daimajin

The ERS Daimajin was the first Star Destroyer in the Earth Republic Star Navy. It was launched in 2124 and commanded by Captain Hamilton Barca. In 2135, with Captain Barca at the helm, the ship went missing in hyperspace during an apparently normal jump between Epsilon Eridani and Omicron Eridani. The ship is considered missing in action, and there has been no trace of it since.

Between 2124 and 2135, the ERS Daimajin was the flagship of the Star Navy, and was succeeded in that role by the ERS Valkyrie. Many of the elder admirals, captains, and other leadership of the Star Navy, have at one time served on the Daimajin, including Nell Dorian (CO, ERS Fenris), Arden Grey (CO, ERS Iliad), Mykael Novak (former CO, ERS Gorgon), Nyx Vantage (former CO, ERS Valkyrie), and Søren Kuromoto (former CO, ERS Hydra).
Rili kozice

Rili kozice (Neocaridina heteropoda var. Rili) potiče iz Tajvana. Prosečna dužina im je 2,5-3 cm. Miran i neutralan je u akvarijumu. Hrane se sa barenim povrćem i spirulina tabletama. Razmnožavanje je uspešno ako se obezbede odgovarajući parametri vode. Uslovi za držanje su minimum 20 litara i dosta mahovine, temperatura: 18-25°C, pH od 6,5 do 7,5 i tvrdoća vode od 4-6°NK.

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Kategorija:Slatkovodni račići
Zlatni algar

Zlatni ancistrus (Ancistrus sp. gold) poreklom je iz Južne Amerike. Telo je tipičnog izgleda porodice Loricariidae, širokog prednjeg dela u području glave da bi se telo sve više sužavalo prema repu koji izgleda kao šiljak. Prve usne leđnog i oba prsna peraja kod mužjaka nekih vrsta su okoštale i čine bodlje. Telo je spolja prekriveno koštanim ljuspicama, a usta su modifikovana u aparat za usisavanje algi i sitnih organizama, smeštena prema dole. Oko usta se kod odraslih mužjaka nalaze brčići, poput iglica, u nekoliko nizova. Mužjaci takođe imaju i tzv."kožne zube" koji se nalaze u blizini usana, verovatno služe u prehrani. Odrasli mužjaci oko usta imaju nekoliko redova sitnih šiljaka (kao brčići), dok ženke imaju svega 2-3 šiljka. Boja tela im je zlatno žuta. To je korisna ribica jer čisti akvarijum od algi, nije prevelika pa se može držati i sa manjim ribicama jer nije agresivna.

U akvarijumu se često mreste bez problema. Potrebno je samo puno kamenja i šupljina u koje se mogu zavlačiti. Najradije se mreste u dupljama panjeva ili pećinama, gde ženka polaže jaja. Mužjak ih oplodi i on se dalje brine o jajima. Vrlo često uopšte ne izlazi iz rupe već mu viri samo rep, pa tu treba pripaziti da mu se nekako na otvor aplicira hrana u tabletama ili nešto slično. Osnovna hrana su alge, ove ribe neumorno čiste staklo, podlogu, dekoraciju, filter i sl. To im obično nije dovoljno, pa je potrebno dodavati bareno povrće ili hranu u tabletama i granulicama, ali one moraju biti biljnog porekla. Dobroćudna je ribica pa se može držati sa većinom ribica, u pravilu sa svima osim sa ciklidima.

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Kategorija:Slatkovodna ribica
Kategorija:Ikrašica
Kategorija:Algari
Humanity

Humanity, or humans, are a humanoid race from Earth, the third planet in the Sol System in the Republic Sector so named for the Earth Republic, the government of humanity's united Earth and colonies. Their colonies and protectorates include Mars, Epsilon Eridani, Sirius, and several other smaller settlements on rocky worlds and space-based architecture throughout Republic Space, the Pollux Corridor, and the Machine Sector. They are a non-psychic, fairly aggressive, precocious, curious, flexible, protective, gregarious, and fairly promiscuous race, prone to emotional decision-making and starting wars.

Humans are referred to as the Vehelo by Cetians, which means in their language "that which is important and was nearly lost." On the brink of catastrophic global warming and scarred by ruinous wars, humanity was only saved by the technological and philosophical intervention of Tau Ceti, which helped them move to clean energy, restore Earth's biosphere, and begin traveling via hyperspace. In return, humanity protects Cetians and helps them expand their reach and knowledge into areas of space previously too dangerous for Cetian travel and exploration. The two species, having intermarried and interbred over eighty years, have become essentially family, though they don't always agree or tell one another everything.

In the Skelow Trade Federation, humans are referred to with the word root "Yumei," and humanity itself is the "Yumeinem." Anything related to Earth and humans is very valuable in the STF since the ERS Odyssey fought for the STF in the Pyramid Conflict.

Humans are among the most promiscuous and interbred of the known humanoid species, rivaling only the Skelow; in addition to extensive marrying and producing hybrids with the Cetians, they have also begun marrying and interbreeding with the Tardek and the Skelow.
Praezorian Sector

The Praezorian Sector is a large, loose grouping of stars in the Orion Spur of the Milky Way Galaxy, in the Prime Universe. It is the site of the Pollux Corridor and seat of the Praezorian Empire, as well as a great deal of small human settlements. The sector's portal-linked stars are primarily holdings of the Praezorian Empire, which has its seat at the planet Praezor orbiting the star Rasalhague. Taken on a single plane viewed from outside the galaxy, facing toward the core, the Praezorian Sector is approximately northwest of the Cetian Sector, northeast of the Xi Sector, east of the Machine Sector, north/northwest of the Republic Sector, and southeast/south of Skelow Space.

## Main Stars

Its constituent portal-linked stars:

- Rasalhague

- Denebola

- Pollux

- Arcturus

- Dragon Eye Secundus (Drakaina)

- Dragon Eye Prime

- Goldeneye (P Epsilon or Upsilon Andromedae)

- LTT (Hunter's Star)

- Vega

- Vega 10

- Orion Beta

- P Gamma 2

- Andromedae 2

- Delta Epsilon

- Scorpio

- Omega

- Alderamin

- Beta Ceti

- P Alpha 1

- Pegasus N7

## Border Stars

Also locatable on the map are stars that are part of and lead into other sectors. They include:

- Ross (Republic Sector)

- Omicron Eridani (Republic Sector)

## Non-Portal Stars

There are several stars of interest in the general Praezorian sector of space which are not connected to the network of hyperspace portals in any known fashion. Because Praezorian ships are armored and tend to pirate activities, non-portal stars are often used as rendezvous points, secret labs, and depositories of supplies and repair stops, particularly for the Zera'hah, who have been pushed to the edges of Praezorian space in the past year by the Minzera and Akeck Hierarchy. They include:

- 55 Cancri: 3 LY off Pollux and 4 LY off Dragon Eye Secundus, 55 Cancri is a binary star system with resources of great interest to humans, and generally regarded as trash by Praezorians. Both human starfarers and Zera'hah have taken recourse to this system in order to hide from the Minzera and Earth Republic. In February of 2155, it was revealed that the Zera'hah were using this system as a pirate depot and rendezvous site.

- Rowan

## Other Universes

In the December Universe, the Praezorian Sector is now much larger. After the December Offensive, the Praezorian Empire conquered the entirety of the Republic Sector and has expanded into that space.

In the Discord Universe, the Praezorian Empire's hyperspace map is less turbulent, due to greater use of its portals by Earth Republic ships over the course of the two species' alliance.
Way of Klaz

The Way of Klaz is an advanced set of philosophical, moral, and practical disciplines practiced by Cetians on their homeworld to strengthen, control, and expand their psychic powers, as well as use them carefully and ethically. The Way of Klaz is overseen by its most powerful practitioners, who contemplate its precepts and add to them over time; these elders are known as the Acolytes of Klaz, and are treated essentially as priests who search for new knowledge. They study psychic communication among their own people, as well as that of other psychic peoples, seeking to bring this knowledge to practical application to be used by all Cetians. The Way is taught by the Guardians of Klaz, who may be found across the planet. Guardians of Klaz have access to and usage of the local Pool of Klazik, where practitioners may meditate for the insight needed to control their abilities. Guardians also lead practitioners through rites of passage throughout their lives.

Studying the Way of Klaz is a lifelong practice, and a mark of having been raised on Tau Ceti. Most Cetian parents will not teach the Way of Klaz to a Cetian or half-Cetian child born off the homeworld, either not knowing how (not being a Guardian) or believing the Pools of Klazik to be essential.

## Guardians of Klaz

Guardians are teachers and practitioners of the telepathic ability that most Cetians demonstrate some aptitude for at an early age, communicating the Discipline of Klaz to young Cetians especially, and providing wisdom and counsel to Cetians throughout their lives.

In recent years the Guardians have become trusted advisors and delegates for handling requests from the Earth Republic. The lack of a central authority on Tau Ceti is sometimes frustrating for Republic officials, which has led to the Guardians taking up positions of "authority" to create a comforting counterpart to Earth Republic ambassadors, delegates and lawmakers.

While a Guardian of Klaz has great respect and may even be an Elder at the same time, Guardians have no actual authority, any more than the Council of Elders does. Their recommendations and observations are valued and weighed carefully by the Council, however, which seems to satisfy Earth Republic leaders. Guardians do not usually act in a public capacity, and it is the habit of Guardians to be discreet.

## The Pools of Klazik

The Pools of Klazik are underground chambers found throughout the islands of a'Mairuno-mot where students and masters meditate, in order to gain the insight and discipline needed to better control, channel, and variegate their telepathic and other psychic abilities. The Pools are involved in several rites of passage in a Cetian's life, and they are spoken of with emotion by many. Very few humans or other outsiders, including many half-Cetians, have ever seen the Pools of Klazik.
Republic Sector

The Republic Sector is a loose grouping of stars in the Orion Spur of the Milky Way galaxy, in the Prime Universe. It possesses stars that are all holdings or affiliates of the Earth Republic, which has its main origin and government at Earth, a planet orbiting the star Sol. Taken on a single plane viewed from outside the galaxy, facing toward the core, the Republic Sector is approximately northwest of the Cetian Sector, northeast of the Xi Sector, east of the Machine Sector and Praezorian Sector, and southeast/south of Skelow Space.

In its neighborhood of sectors, the Republic Sector is comparatively small, and very special. It possesses one or several border stars that link it with most of its adjoining sectors--in fact, it possesses a higher ratio of border stars to main stars than any other known sector. The Republic Sector is less a sector in its own right than it is a bridge between sectors. This makes it a sector of great strategic value, to humans--and to everybody else.

## Main Stars

Its constituent portal-linked stars:

- Sol

- Kapteyn's Star (KapStar)

- Epsilon Eridani

- Stein

- Altair

- Sirius

## Border Stars

Also locatable on the map are stars that are part of and lead into other sectors. They include:

- Tau Ceti (Cetian Sector)

- Xi Bootis (Xi Sector; Republic holdings)

- Wolf (Machine Sector; Republic holdings)

- Groombridge (Machine Sector; dead end)

- Ross 614 (Ross; leads to LTT and up into the Praezorian Sector)

- Omicron Eridani (Omicron Base; leads up to the Praezorian Sector)

## In Other Universes

In the December Universe: The Republic Sector was once precisely like that of the Prime Universe, until the December Offensive destroyed the Star Navy, and the Praezorians razed Earth. The Republic Sector there is now part of the holdings of the Praezorian Empire.

In the Discord Universe: The Republic Sector is more-or-less the same in the Discord Universe, but the Republic has worked tirelessly to collapse and guard the portal between itself and Tau Ceti, and the portal map from Sol to Raselhague is much better-traveled.
Kimbelites

A starship of humanoids appeared on this side of the galaxy a hundred and fifty years ago, and helped to uplift the Skelow species during the beginning of their space age. These travelers were lost and had been attacked so many times they decided to adopt a planet and live there. The Kimbel is the name of the starship, which still exists in a museum on the Skelow homeworld. It’s technology is slightly antiquated by contemporary standards. Kimbelites are the descendants of the original crew-members. There are no “pure-blooded” Kimbel left, but this does not detract from their fame, stature in Skelow society. They have no political influence or position, per se, but they are welcomed and applauded as celebrities everywhere they go.