Season 3 Episode 1

***DISCLAMER!!!!:*** This is written in part second person, part third person, and part first person, so caution.

This episode is the Trailer park arc pt 1.

Now the story. It is mostly written from Yaromir's POV.

## S3:E1 The deep end

### Director

Mia Thompson

Don't get me wrong, I love the kids and my homies and all, but we dont need to spend 24/7 with each other, and thats the way its been. Its crazy. We're all going nuts, and if we cant chill our beans soon, we're gonna go off the deep end. Manny says we need a break, but we really just need a break from each other. We just havent been able to because of the challenges. We've been living inside of the dojo and Rinki's house for like a month, and i don't know how much longer we can take this. Mrs. Shannon says we'll look back on this and smile, but she doesn't sleep with little kids every night. Crazy thing is, we all have to be in one place, we cant split the kids up in the house and the dojo. I don't know why. Poor Mia's been having to cook for everyone, and a while ago she got really tired so she accidentally heated up pizza in the dryer and fed it to Joshua. We also have to try to play games with the little kids, like house. I don't want to play house anymore, i hate reading picture books man... Mia and Zane are as well. We've been debating about what to do lately, but im pretty sure half of us are willing to do pretty much anything. Manny and Skyler eventually got sick of us fighting, and then they told us about this bus they found. I don't need to, or necessarily want to know where they keep getting these funky busses. However it was certainly better than hanging at here any longer. For the last couple of days, we've been pooling together our money to go on this trip, and me and Mia and Zane have been going out and buying random snacks and stuff for the back of the bus. All the seats there were turned to face each other, so that was pretty cool. It was almost 12 am though, so we finally asked the Walgreen's guy if there was anything else we needed. He recommended CHAPSTICK. this guy literally looked like he could moisturize the Sahara desert with the sheer amount of ChapStick this guy had on. We spent the next morning cleaning out the trailer. There was so much packing peanuts that i actually wouldn't have been surprised if we found a body under there. We finally cleaned everything up, and when Rinki stood up, her back literally sounded like a grill it popped so much. We realized afterward that the body we were missing was not under the packing peanuts, it was back at Walgreens, we had left Remy there. In the maybe 5 hours we were gone, she had started a cult of the kids accidentally left there, and she was like their god. It was crazy. Her followers were humming lacrimosa. After we brought her back, Manny handed out sandwiches. The thing about the other bus was, it had seatbelts. Whenever Manny hit the breaks, the kids went flying. Rinki was about to hit her head on the back of the bus windows, and that would have been a bloody mess. I had to grab her by the shoulders which was a really awkward experience for both of us, but she was really thankful. The little kids were trying to play wildlife bingo, but i don't know where we going, and we couldn't identify half of the things we found on the road. Seriously, we couldn't find any pigeons, but we found a entire bag of just Nike shoes. By the time we had been kicked out of like two or three places, it was already 9 at night. We decided to duct tape ourselves to the chairs so we couldn't fall out of them, and just fall asleep everywhere. We were eventually forced to go down into this really sad looking lazy river because Manny said it would be fun. Half of the little kids were too short to even go into the lazy river, and for once in my life, i wanted to be shorter than i already am. The River was really shallow for the most bit, and it had a many much set of rocks at the bottom. Guess what? I flew away. I prayed for dear life that i wouldnt hit any bones on the rocks. Rinki tried to swim over and rescue me, but some blobby old guy totally cannonballed on her and pushed her to the bottom. I ended up getting stuck between two weird branches, and Skyler had to pull one of them away with a chain of little kids. it was insane alreedy, but nothing compared to the fury of what we would face next.