漫畫奇才/劇本

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*[The episode opens up on a city at night. In a warehouse, Lincoln as Ace Savvy and Clyde as One-Eyed Jack are hanging above a shark tank with the shark leaping up, trying to devour them.]***Wild Card Willy:** *[laughing evilly]*「認輸吧，王牌刺客跟獨眼俠！」**Ace Savvy:** "想得美，必勝威利！I've got a few more cards up my sleeve!"*[Ace drops a handful of cards on the ground with his sisters. Just then, a horn blares and the van comes in with Lori's persona at the wheel.]***The High Card:** "Alright, girls, *[lifts up her mask]* let's deal with these losers!"老大牌*[The van opens up revealing the rest of the girls in their Ace Savvy personae.]***Wild Card Willy:** "Eep!" *[hides behind one of his henchmen.]* "Get them!"*[The girls leap into action with Lily and Lola's personae starting the fight off.]***Henchman #1:** *[to his partner]* "You take the baby, I'll take the princess."**The Queen of Diamonds:** "Excuse you. I am the *queen*." *[She flicks her hair as her tiara sparkles.]*方塊皇后*[The Queen tosses her diamond tiara and knocks out Henchman #2. Henchman #1 comes charging at them as Lily holds up some stinky diapers.]*紅心二*[The Deuce tosses her diapers that act as stink bombs and nails the other goon. Luna's persona turns up the volume.]***The Night Club:** "Get ready to do the Bad Guy Shuffle!"黑梅花牌*[The Night Club blares her guitar at the minions and knocks them into a hole dug up by Lucy's persona.]***The Eight of Spades:** "No aces in this hole."黑桃八*[Lynn's persona charges via comic panels into the goons with a headbutt.]***The Strong Suit:** "52 Pickup!"同花順*[One of the goons lands on a pile of other defeated minions with Lisa's persona keeping an accurate count.]***The Card Counter:** "Or more precisely, six." *[smashes another henchman's face with her calculator.]* "Make that seven."強力數牌機*[As Ace and Jack draw closer to the tank, they notice Leni's persona.]***The Eleven of Hearts:** "Hey, guys, check out my new outfit. It's perfect for fall weather and springing into action!" *[uses the sash on her outfit as a utility rope, swings over the tank and saves Ace and Jack.]* "Ugh, these belts are so 90's!" *[pulls their chains off and sets them free, she drops them.]*紅心十一*[Wild Card Willy makes for the exit.]***Ace:** "Wild Card's getting away!"*[Lana's persona is working on the shark tank.]***The Royal Flush:** "Hey, Willy, go fish!" *[loosens the bolt on the pipe.]*大滿貫*[The tank comes loose with the water and sharks coming out; Wild Card evades it but gets knocked back by a jack-in-the-box style weapon set up by Luan's persona.]***The Joker:** "I see your bet and *raise* you!" *[laughs]*小丑牌*[Ace and Jack beat and tie up Wild Card Willy.]***Ace:** "Willy, why do you always have to play dirty cards?"**Willy:** "'Cause that's the only way to clean up. So, I guess it's off to jail for me."*[It then shows Willy in a jail cell with a caption reading END in the lower right corner and it was a comic Lincoln and Clyde made, they were showing it to Liam, Girl Jordan, and Rusty.]***Lincoln and Clyde:** "The end."**Liam and Girl Jordan:** "Awesome!"**Rusty:** "That was sick. Where'd you get the idea for all those butt-kicking super ladies?"**Lincoln:** "From my sisters. They've always got my back. *[perturbed]* Except for Lola. You never turn your back on Lola."**Liam:** "So, if you fellas win the contest, they'll make this here into a real Ace Savvy comic?"**Clyde:** "And we'll get to meet the creator, Bill Buck!" *[holds out a photo of said creator.]***Heavenly voice:** "*Bill Buck~...*"**Girl Jordan:** "Well, I think your comic's totally gonna win."**Liam:** "Darn tootin'."**Rusty:** "Word."*[At that moment, Principal Huggins grabs the comic book away from them.]***Principal Huggins:** "Loud, McBride, school time is meant for learning, not for doodling degenerate fantasies! This trash belongs to me now!"**Lincoln:** "But Principal Huggins, you can't take our comic!"**Principal Huggins:** "Oh, and now you're giving me sass? That's detention! Today! Till 5:00!"**Clyde:** "But we have to get to the post office by 4:00. That's the contest deadline."**Principal Huggins:** *[sarcastically]* "Oh, I didn't realize. I'll just give it back to you. *[serious]* NOT!"

*[Detention]***Principal Huggins:** "I've got just the thing to keep those doodling hands of yours busy: cleaning erasers." *[gives them the erasers and leaves.]***Lincoln:** *[throws the erasers aside.]* "But we're not criminals. All we did was make a comic. And we're getting it back." *[tries to open the door but can't.]* "Dang it. He locked us in from the outside."*[Lincoln tries to get out via the window, but Huggins stops him by welding it shut. He snarls while Lincoln starts cleaning the erasers nervously.]***Lincoln:***[throws the erasers away again.]* "Okay, Plan B. We'll sharpen a bunch of pencils and dig our way out."*[Just then, the door opens to show it's Lola.]***Lola:** *[twirling her tiara]* "Or I could just pick the lock." *[puts the tiara back on.]* "Not that your idea wasn't great."**Lincoln:** "Lola? Why are you busting us out?"*[Lana appears]***Lana:** "'Cause we heard about Huggins confiscating your comic book."**Lola:** "The one starring me as Queen of Diamonds!"**Lana:** "And me as the Royal Flush!"**Lola:** "You think we're gonna let some power-tripping principal take away our chance to get famous?"**Lincoln:** "Sweet! Now we just gotta find a way to sneak into Huggins' office and get our comic back."**Clyde:** "Maybe we could use your pencils."**Lana:** "Forget that." *[brings in janitorial equipment]* "Hop on!"**Clyde:** *[defeated]* "I tried, buddy."*[They get into the waste bins with Lana pushing them toward Huggins' office while he's doing his work.]***Clyde:** "We gotta find a way to get Huggins out of his office."**Lana:** "It's taken care of."*[Principal Huggins' secretary Cheryl comes running by.]***Cheryl:** "Principal Huggins! Principal Huggins! We have got a situation in the gym!"*[In the gym, Coach Pacowski is being chased by bats summoned by Lucy in the rafters with her arm sticking out with three bats on it.]***Principal Huggins:** *[heading for the gym]* "I'm on it!"*[Cheryl goes to her desk.]***Lincoln:** "Now we have to distract Cheryl."**Lola:** "It's taken care of."*[Lisa is at Cheryl's desk.]***Lisa:** "Hello, Cheryl. I took the liberty of assessing the school budget, and encountered numerous instances of wasteful spending."**Cheryl:** "Oh, that's very cute, sweetie, but I'm sure everything here is in order."*[Lisa places a ton of files of such spending on Cheryl's desk.]***Lisa:** "Item one: the two dozen fresh cut roses you sent yourself on Secretary's Day. Put on a pot of coffee, sweetie. We're gonna be here a while."*[While she has Cheryl distracted, Lincoln and Clyde sneak into Huggins' office searching every nook and cranny for their comic.]***Lincoln:** "Come on. Come on. Where is it?"**Clyde:** *[pointing]* "There!"*[They find it in his satchel, but before they can grab it...]***Principal Huggins:** *[unaware that Lisa took Cheryl's place.]* "Problem solved, Cheryl. We got rid of the bats, and Coach is resting comfortably after his rabies shot." *[grabs his coat which Lincoln was hiding under as he grabs his trench coat to hide in.]* "I'm headed home for the day." *[gets a file from Clyde's arm while he's not looking.]* "You can let Loud and McBride out of detention at 5:00, but only if the erasers are clean." *[takes his satchel and leaves]**[Lincoln sees the satchel is gone and gasps.]***Lincoln:** "Oh no! Huggins just took our comic home with him!"**Clyde:** "And worse: we didn't finish cleaning the erasers!" *[holds out the erasers]*

*[The kids burst out the door and see Huggins leaving on his golf cart.]***Lincoln:** "There goes Huggins! How are we gonna catch up to him?"**Lana:** "It's taken care of."*[Vanzilla drives up and they all hop in.]***Lori:** "Lincoln, where have you been? The post office closes in 30 minutes!"**Lincoln:** "Change of plans. Principal Huggins has the comic. Follow that golf cart, High Card!"**Luna:** "Let's rock, dudes!"*[Luna starts playing some action music on her guitar and Lori, with determination in her eyes, chases after Principal Huggins.]***Principal Huggins:** *[singing along]* "♫*Ooh, girl! / If I could / Ooh, girl!*♫"**Lynn:** *[holding a boomerang out the window]* "I got eyes on the comic!"*[She tosses the boomerang, but Huggins hits a pothole and the boomerang misses.]***Principal Huggins:** "Yeesh!"*[The boomerang instead picks up a raccoon.]***Lynn:** *[ducks down]* "RACCOON!"*[The raccoon lands in Vanzilla and attacks the Loud kids and Clyde for a little turbulence. Principal Huggins comes to a stop at an intersection, sees it's clear and goes. Vanzilla comes to a stop because Scoots is passing the crosswalk and taking a little too long. Lori honks the horn.]***Lola:** *[impatient]* "MOVE IT, LADY!"**Scoots:** *[sarcastically]* "Oh, am I going too slow for you?" *[sets her scooter in slow reverse.]***Lori:** "Guys, we're literally losing him!"**Luan:** "Don't worry. He won't give us the *slip*!" *[grabs Lola's banana and Lana's slingshot and fires the banana ahead of Huggins.]***Principal Huggins:** *[still singing]* "♫*Ooh, girl / Doo-doo-doo*♫" *[hits the banana peel and loses control.]* "Whoa!"*[As he tries to regain control, the comic falls out of his satchel and Lincoln and Clyde get it back.]***Clyde:** *[checking his watch]* "We still have five minutes to get it to the post office."*[They get back in Vanzilla.]***Lincoln:** "Let's roll."**Luna:** "And rock!"*[But before she can get into the music, the van doesn't start.]***Luna:** "Dudes, I can't play action music if there's no action."*[Lori and Lana check the engine, it's completely damaged.]***Lana:** "Bad news, guys. We pushed Vanzilla too hard."**Lincoln and Clyde:** *[aghast]* "NOOOOOO!!!"**Leni:** "Hey, guys! Check out the new look!" *[sporting a sash like The Eleven of Hearts'.]***Lynn:** "Leni, this isn't the time to talk about fashion!"*[Leni takes off the sash and reveals that she's using it to tie Vanzilla to a passing pickup truck to tow them to the post office.]***Lucy:** "I never thought I'd say this, but... *[kind]* good thinking, Leni."**Leni:** "I got the idea from Lincoln's coloring book."*[They arrive at the post office just in time.]***Lincoln:** *[to the pickup truck driver]* "Thanks for the tow!"*[It reveals to have been a pig driving and his farmer in the passenger seat giving a thumbs up.]***Lola:** "Just hurry up and make us famous!"*[Lincoln pulls out his cards like Ace. He and Clyde enter the post office and run up to the mailing window.]***Lincoln:** *[at the same time as someone else.]* "This needs to be mailed by four o'clock!"*[Lincoln and Clyde turn around and find out that the other person is Principal Huggins.]***Lincoln and Principal Huggins:** *[shocked]* "What are *you* doing here?!"*[Principal Huggins drops something in his state of surprise.]***Lincoln:** *[pointing at it]* "Is that a comic book?"**Principal Huggins:** "A what? No! I mean, shouldn't you boys be in detention?"*[Lincoln picks it up.]***Clyde:** "It is a comic book! **The Adventures of Ace Savvy and the Principal Valiant by Wilbur T. Huggins.**"**Lincoln:** *[gasps]* "You're entering the Ace Savvy contest?"**Clyde:** "And your name is Wilbur?"**Principal Huggins:** *[pointing the other way]* "Look! New commemorative stamps!"*[When the boys have their backs turn, Wilbur grabs his comic and runs only to bump into Scoots and pratfall.]***Lincoln:** "So, that's why you confiscated our comic book and put us in detention: to knock us out of the running!"**Principal Huggins:** "Okay, okay, I did it. But I had to. When I heard how great your comic was, I knew mine wouldn't stand a chance."**Clyde:** "But, sir, why is a comic book contest so important to you? You're a successful school administrator. You've got your own golf cart."**Principal Huggins:** "Yes, it's true. I have it all. But it wasn't always this way."*[Flashback to Huggins' childhood]***Principal Huggins:** *[narrating]* "*When I was your age, I didn't have a lot of friends. But I had Ace.*"**Young Wilbur:** *[reading his comic]* "Yeah, get 'em, Ace! Way to deal out some justice!"*[The other kids playing baseball hit the ball through his comic book and laugh at him.]***Batter:** "Look at him!"*[End flashback]***Principal Huggins:** "Those comics meant the world to me. I wanted to win the contest so I could meet Bill Buck and thank him for getting me through a lonely childhood. But I went too far. I'm sorry, boys. You deserve to win, not me. As Ace Savvy would say, deal me out." *[takes his comic and leaves forlornly.]***Clyde:** "Wow. I guess there's more to Huggins than meets the eye."**Lincoln:** "Yeah. And his story just gave me an idea."*[Principal Huggins hops in his golf cart for home.]***Lincoln and Clyde:** "Principal Huggins, wait!"**Principal Huggins:** "Oh, yes. Of course. You'll need my administrator ID to report me to the school board."**Lincoln:** "No. We're not reporting anyone. Clyde and I get it. Ace has gotten us through some tough times, too."**Clyde:** "Yeah. Like when Lori first got together with Bobby. It was a rainy Tuesday. I wore suede shoes. That was a mistake."**Lincoln:** "I think he gets the idea, Clyde." *[to Principal Huggins]* "And we're not mad, because you just gave us a much better ending for our comic."**Principal Huggins:** "I did?"**Clyde:** "You did." *[checks his watch]* "But we gotta hurry. We only have a minute."**Principal Huggins:** "I think I can buy you a few minutes."*[Back in the post office, Wilbur walks up toward the mailing window where the lady there pulls the curtain down.]***Lee:** "I'm sorry, sir. We're closing." *[Wilbur pulls it back up.]* "Ooh."**Principal Huggins:** *[smoothly]* "Hello, Mrs..." *[reads her name tag]* ...Lee, is it? I believe your son Wyatt attends my school. How would he like a little..." *[nudges eyebrows]* "...extra recess? Maybe a get-out-of-gym pass?"*[He holds up the pass and Lee likes where he's going; he gives the thumbs up, giving the boys time to change the ending to their comic.]*

*[Return to the comic with the new ending.]***Ace:** "Willy, why do you always have to play dirty cards?" *[takes off his handkerchief.]***Willy:** *[downtrodden]* "I'm not an evil guy. I was just dealt a bad hand. As a lonely kid, the only game I knew was Solitaire. So, I guess it's off to jail for me."**Ace:** "I have a better idea."*[Cut to a heist having been pulled by Scoots' Ace Savvy villain persona.]***Jack:** "The Old Maid's making off with the jackpot!"**Old Maid:** "You'll never catch me, Savvy!" *[laughs]***Ace:** "Oh, I wouldn't be so sure, 'cause we've got a new card to play."*[Willy appears by Ace and Jack.]***Willy:** "Time to deal out some justice!"WILD CARD WILLY*[The comic stops with Bill Buck reading it in his studio.]***Bill:** "I love the ending! Especially when we learn Wild Card was a lonely kid. I read a lot of entries with great action sequences, but none with this kind of heart."**Lincoln:** "It was inspired by our principal here. He really wanted to meet you."**Principal Huggins:** *[speechless]* "Sir, it is an honor. I just never-ah, this is the best day of my-" *[passes out from the excitement]**[Lincoln and Clyde just shrug it off; enter Lincoln's sisters.]***Lola:** "Hey, what did you think of the Queen of Diamonds? Wasn't she your favorite part? Here! Let me show you some of my ideas for an action figure and a bed sheet set."*[The rest of the kids gather around Bill and talk to him about the comic.]***Bill:** "Whoa! This is kind of a...*full house*!"
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