Story of Ooblets (game)

*For a spoiler-free introductory guide to Ooblets (game), see How To Play Guide For Ooblets*

## Arriving in Badgetown (Tutorial)

When the Player first arrives in Badgetown from Ahroh Island, they will meet Mayor Tinstle. After a brief chat, the Player will discover there is an old abandoned farmhouse that they can have in exchange for helping Mayor Tinstle with some tasks. Mayor Tinstle will then ask the Player where their Ooblets are and, discovering they have none, suggests asking their Ooblet club for one. Upon discovering they have neither an Ooblet to their name nor a club to which they belong, Mayor Tinstle will ask the Player to introduce themselves to the townspeople while she fetches the leaders of the Badgetown ooblet clubs.

*See:* Characters

The Player will then need to talk to Arah, Millew, Meed, Taffy, Churles, Rugnolia, Dubble, and Polt, all of whom will be somewhere outside (i.e. not in buildings). Upon talking with Rugnolia, the Player will receive their Grumboire and Polt will give the Player 10 Bungleebee Buns. During this time, the Player can not interact with the environment or explore the upper half of Badgetown.

*See:* Clubs

After meeting the townspeople, Mayor Tinstle will introduce the Player to the four club leaders, Melda, Videon, Bazil, and Outgrid. Each leader will tell the Player their club philosophy and which Ooblet each club offers. After selecting the desired club, the corresponding Ooblet will appear and join the Player as their followbaby.

*See:* Dance Battle

Mayor Tinstle will explain the ooblets' love of dancing, and suggest that the Player should try getting into a dance-off to practice. Right on cue, a Lumpstump will appear and challenge the Player to a dance battle, which will introduce the Player to the rules and mechanics of dance battles. After defeating the Lumpstump, the Player's Ooblet will receive 40 XP and the Player can choose whether or not to get a seed from the Lumpstump. If the Player fails the dance battle, their Ooblet will receive 5 XP. No matter how the competition turns out, Mayor Tinstle will ask the Player to meet her at the old abandoned farmhouse. There will directional arrows on the ground for the Player to follow.

*See:* Farm, Farming

When they arrive, the Player will be greeted by Mayor Tinstle, who shows them their new house, and Meed, who will give the Player three Sweetiebeetie seeds and a Dirt Scraper. The Player will then have to enter 'farming mode' and scrape the dirt to plant the seeds. After planting the seeds, Meed will give the player a Dribbly Can to water their crops, and introduce them to the water tap east of their house. After filling up the Dribbly Can at the tap and watering their planted seeds, night will rapidly fall and Mayor Tinstle will suggest the Player get some rest after their long day. The Player must enter their home and go to sleep, concluding day one. In the morning, the Player will have to water their plants again. This will introduce the energy system, after which the Player is now able to interact with the environment and is free to explore around a bit (or something). After leaving the Farm, the Player can meet the rest of the Badgetown residents: Sprin, Officer Zuffle, Padrig, and Gimble, as well as properly introduce themselves to the four ooblet club leaders.

## Living in Badgetown

*See:* Tinstle Tasks

In front of the Town Hall, the Player can find Mayor Tinstle sitting behind some cardboard boxes. Interacting with her "desk" will display the Tinstle Task "Reopen Town Hall", and accepting the task will begin a cutscene where Mayor Tinstle will explain what happened. She reveals that she has effectively been kicked out by a Clickyclaws, and that the Player should challenge it to a dance battle to get it to leave. After regaining access to Town Hall, Mayor Tinstle will introduce the Player to her Task Board, with projects they will need to help her complete. Three easy tasks will be available at first, and Mayor Tinstle will specifically mention to "Repair the Old Farmhouse" given its run-down appearance. Other tasks include "Help Rugnolia Start Her Ooblet Research Project" (see Lernery for more information) and "Reconstitoot All the Mystery Cans".

*See:* Reconstitooter, Sea Dangling

When the Player interacts with the reconstitooter for the first time, Videon will immediately come up to them and tell them not to lick it. He will then go on to explain that the reconstitooter can be used to make slurry for sea-dangle bait, as well as the concept of sea dangling. He will also show the Player the Badgetown Ocean sea-dangling spot, and give the Player some basic bait to try sea dangling.

*See:* Plenny's

As part of the "Increase Exports by Fulfilling 3 Plenny's Orders" Tinstle Task, Mayor Tinstle will introduce the Player to Plenny's bulk order office, located to the right of Meed's Seeds. She will explain that one of her goals is to increase Badgetown's exports, which requires help from the Player and their farm.

*See:* Friendship Sticker, Printypress

As part of the "Fix the Friendship Sticker Printypress" Tinstle Task, Arah will explain that she had created the friendship stickers for the Badgetown residents to express their friendship with one another, but her printypress has recently broken down, drying up the town's sticker supply. Upon getting Arah the materials she needs to repair the printypress, the Player can begin tracking their friendships with Badgetown's befriendable Characters.

*See:* Wildlands

As part of the "Develop Wildlands to 2nd Level" Tinstle Task, Outgrid will explain that she is trying to revitalize and repopulate the area. She will also introduce the Player to the Wildlands' notice board, which includes tasks the Player will need to complete Outgrid's repopulation efforts, and that ooblets can be dropped off in the Wildlands at any time.

## The Oobnet Towers

Once the Player reaches Level 3, they will unlock the "Turn On the Badgetown Oobnet Tower" Tinstle Task. Upon interacting with the tower for the first time, Mayor Tinstle will rush over to explain the history of the tower, as well as the concept of the Oobnet. Though not a task issued by the Ooblet High Council, Mayor Tinstle nevertheless believes that regaining access to the Oobnet will be beneficial. However, the Badgetown Oobnet Tower is being occupied by some rowdy ooblets (a Clomper, a Wigglewip, and a Bittle) that the Player will need to dance battle in order to flip the lever that will activate the Oobnet. Upon flipping the switch, nothing will happen, and Mayor Tinstle will suggest that other towers will need to be reactivated before Badgetown can reconnect to the Oobnet. The nearest tower to Badgetown is located in Mamoonia, and the Player can seek Gimble's help to get there. However, Gimble's Hot Air Balloon has been deflated following an accident, and the Player will need to help her repair it.

*See:* Mamoonia

When the Player arrives in Mamoonia, they will find that the Oobnet Tower has become Downmark's house. However, the door is locked as the keycaps have been stolen and sold to the Mamoonia townsfolk as ooblet accessories, so the Player must dance battle the Mamoonia residents to retrieve the keycaps. There are a total of 6 keycaps to collect from Bryter, Pubrock, Ottomatt (who will ask for 10 Beanjuice instead of a dance battle), and Kropredy. Once all the keycaps have been returned, Downmark will grant the Player access to the Oobnet Tower and allow them to reactivate it.

*See:* Nullwhere, Creep Cult

The next Oobnet Tower is located in Nullwhere. Upon arrival, Nullwhere Native Nilda will explain that the swamp is being haunted by the Creep Cult, who have taken over the Tower as their headquarters. The Player will once again have to dance battle each of the cultists who are blocking the path to the Oobnet Tower, including Howling Howurb, Creep Cultist Glarence, Dreadful Dreek, and Eerie Ehrid. Along the way, the Player will also be tasked with helping Nullwhere Native Nibby retrieve her lost Oogum, and giving Creep Cultist Spooky Steev five Bunglebee Buns (instead of dance battling him). Finally, the Player will reach the Nullwhere Oobnet Tower, where they will challenge the Creep Cult's leader, the Grand Arch Proto-Creepster Pezboot, to a dance battle. Upon defeat, he will allow the Player to reactivate the tower, and he and his Creep Cultists will leave Nullwhere.

*See:* Port Forward

The next Oobnet Tower is located in Port Forward. However, Gimble's Hot Air Balloon will not have the range to fly that far, so the Player will need to help her upgrade it. Upon arriving in Port Forward, the Player will be welcomed by Jatsam. Unlike Mamoonia and Nullwhere, he will explain that no dance battling will need to be done to get into the Oobnet Tower. Instead, the tower is being occupied by Brubuh of the Ranking Rangers, and the Player will need to get the high score in all six of Port Forward's arcade games (either on their own or with some help) to beat Brubuh's records and claim the tower.

*See:* Pantsabear Hill

The next Oobnet Tower is located in Pantsabear Hill. As the Player tries to leave, Gimble will explain that all Badgetown residents have been banned from visiting the town. The Pantsabear Hill residents believe someone from Badgetown stole an important relic of theirs, and Gimble will suggest that the Player should locate it so they can return it. The Pantsabear Relic can be found sparkling inside Tinstle's Office in Town Hall, where it is being used as a paper weight. Upon bringing it back to Gimble, she will agree to fly the Player to Pantsabear Hill. On arrival, they will initially be stopped by Shennaghy, who will reluctantly lift the ban on Badgetonians when Gimble presents her with the relic. She will explain that the Oobnet Peeley (aka the tower) is accessible only to members of Pantsabear Hill's Historical Society, and that the Player will need to find the five remaining pieces of the Great Pantsabear Jalloogy scattered around town to join the society. The Player will challenge Eoieen, Oeofie and Scrimble to dance battles for their respective pieces, while Puddlies will task the Player with retrieving her lucky fake rock in exchange for her piece. The last piece can be found behind the Oobnet Tower, through a path to the right of the tower's entrance. After the five pieces have successfully been returned, the Great Pantsabear Jalloogy will be restored, and the Player will be allowed to enter the Oobnet Tower as a member of Pantsabear Hill's Historical Society.

*See:* Tippy Top

The final Oobnet Tower is located at the very top of Tippytop Mountain. To reach the summit, the Player will pass a number of characters who will each task the Player with helping them: Algud will challenge the Player to a dance battle for them to demonstrate Extreme Mountain Path Walking proficiency, Rhimy will ask for 3 space heaters, Brumallory will ask the Player to deliver some postcards to her friends in Badgetown, Gelidia will help the Player break through the big rocks near the mountain's summit, and Lukold will ask the Player to prepare him some creamadroostral soup. In return, the Player will earn essential pieces of clothing or equipment needed to withstand the freezing temperatures as the progress further up the mountain.

## Saving Badgetown

**Major story spoilers ahead!**

When the Player returns to Badgetown from Tippy Top, they will find the buildings covered with yellow-and-black caution tape and red *"CONDEMNED"* flyers put up by the Ooblet High Council. Mayor Tinstle, however, has one last idea on the oobnet to save the town – an online petition. She will explain that, according to the Council's bylaws, the Council will be forced to address an issue if a relevant online petition can garner over 100 signatures. With the help of Videon and the Player, the oobnet server in the Badgetown Oobnet Tower will be prepared and the petition oobsite will be created. The oobsite can be accessed using the puter under the "Affect Petitions" tab, where a few signatures will start to come in from Nullwhere Native Nilda and Downmark, and Mayor Tinstle will offer to stay and keep an eye on the petition.

The next day, Mayor Tinstle will visit the Player on their Farm to announce that the petition is about to reach 100 signatures. She will ask the Player to join her in the Badgetown Oobnet Tower, and together with Videon they will watch the number of signatures slowly climb up to 100, but unfortunately the OHC's official response to the petition is simply a big *"NO."* Suddenly, a message notification will appear on the puter from someone named Incogbeeto, who claims to work for the Council and wishes to expose them, and instructs the reader to enter a secret passageway in the rocks of the Wildlands so that they can meet in person. Before Mayor Tinstle has a chance to investigate, Arah will burst into the Badgetown Oobnet Tower to announce that the OHC is beginning to evict the residents. As such, it's up to the Player to find the passageway while Mayor Tinstle and the others attempt to hold the OHC off.

To the right side of the main area of the Wildlands, the Player can find a large, beige-colored rock that can be pushed open, revealing a set of stairs leading underground into the Bunglebee Mines. Upon entering, the Player will be immediately stopped by Yerbert for being out of uniform, but he will offer to give them his spare Bunglebee Bun Worker Uniform and Hard Hat if they can beat him in a dance battle. The Player must wear the uniform to continue progressing through the Bunglebee Mines and beyond, and they will not be able to get past Clobbytrim if they continue to remain out of uniform. Further down the path, the Player can find a cage filled with Bunglebees and the bunglebeekeeper, Drinsley, who will challenge the Player to a dance off in exchange for sharing some secrets about the Bunglebee Bun Corp's operations. According to Drinsley, the company had been keeping the existence of the Bunglebees a secret in order to have a monopoly their honey, as well as due to their ill treatment of the ooblets. In an effort to increase Bunglebee Bun production, the company is trying to expand the Bunglebee's cave, an operation which would cause great disturbances to nearby Badgetown and threaten to expose their business. At the end of the Bunglebee Mines are carts which transport the Bunglebee's honey to the Bunglebee Bun Factory, and the Player can board any of them to progress.

Towards the back of the Bunglebee Bun Factory is a door leading to the BungleHQ, which is currently blocked by the security guard, Marcot. However, the Player can get him to leave his post by causing a big enough distraction. By continuing onto the factory floor, the Player can inspect three pieces of machinery currently being operated by Pouchmeal, Puffelle, and Aezbou, and press random buttons to sabotage them. Once the three machines have been sabotaged, lights will start flashing, chaos will ensue, the four workers will start running around in a frenzy, and the Player will be able to slip through the door to the BungleHQ unnoticed.
> *Note: The Player's followbabies will disappear when they enter the factory as ooblets are not allowed on the factory floor, but they will return when the Player enters the BungleHQ.*
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Inside the BungleHQ, the Player will be stopped by Troppo, who asks if they are the company's new ooblet handler. Though suspicious of the Player, she will allow them to prove their ooblet handling proficiency in a dance off, and will allow them to continue down the hallway when they win. Soon, they will be stopped by Svart the security guard, but before he can get them in trouble for trespassing, Babbum will come up to them and stop Svart, claiming that the Player is his assistant. Babbum will then be revealed to be Incogbeeto, and he will explain that the Ooblet High Council and Bunglebee Bun Corp are one and the same, with the Bunglebee Bun Corp creating the OHC to be able to get away with whatever they wanted. He will then leave the Player to further explore the BungleHQ for evidence, and will ask them to meet him in the server room at the end of the hallway. Inside the executive's office, the Player can find (and take) the OHC official seal, which will come in handy later.
Inside the server room, Babbum will show the Player the Bunglebee Bun Corp's Malfeasance Records Server, which contains all of the evidence needed to expose them. However, the server is being protected by a firewall in the form of an ooblet dance battle, and the Player along with three of their ooblets will need to use VR headsets to enter the system. Babbum will also give the Player a final opportunity to return to Badgetown, as the BungleHQ will no longer be accessible after connecting to the server. To the right of the server room is a trash chute that will take the Player back to the Bunglebee Mines, allowing them to return to Badgetown via the secret passage in the Wildlands.
> *Tip: The server dance battle is considered the "final boss" of the game. Unlike other dance battles, the Player must reach a points goal of 60, with no turn limit to end the battle before either side can reach the points goal. Additionally, the server key has access to a variety of ooblet signature moves, including those of Lumpstump, Oogum. and Sidekey. It can also access level 6 signature moves, which is rare for other battles.*
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After gaining access to the server, the Player will receive printouts of the incriminating evidence, and Babbum will urge them to return to Badgetown.

## References

1. ↑ *"These are our local ooblet club leaders. I thought I'd let them each give you a quick pitch to see what they're about."* – Mayor Tinstle
2. ↑ *"Ooblets are mysterious creatures and they apparently love dancing. It's very important to them. All we can do is support their interests and set up elaborate, contrived competitive dance scenarios for them to show off in. You'll be amazed at the sort of conflicts that get resolved through the medium of dance."* – Mayor Tinstle
3. ↑ *"Anyhoo, you should head to your farmhouse now and get settled in."* – Mayor Tinstle
4. ↑ *"House!!! It's not much right now but what do you expect for a free house?? I'm sure you'll be able to fix it up and make it real pretty. Maybe add some bunting. Bunting always helps."* – Mayor Tinstle
5. ↑ *"Wow what a junkyard. I mean, a very unique property with a lot of potential. I brought you a couple things to get you started with your…farm."* – Meed
6. ↑ *"Splenda! Now you just need to water it. Here's a dribblycan you can use"* – Meed
7. ↑ *"Fill [the dribblycan] up with water from the tap here and then use it to water your seeds."* – Meed
8. ↑ *"Anyhoo, you must be pretty tired, so get some rest and I'll check in on you tomorrow morning."* – Mayor Tinstle
9. ↑ *"You probably noticed my open office layout—and that it's cardboard boxes."* – Mayor Tinstle
10. ↑ *"Turns out an aggressive little clickyclaws has made Town Hall its home. Every time I try to go in, it starts biting my ankles. I guess they voted for the other guy."* – Mayor Tinstle
11. ↑ *"Maybe if you make a big show of beating 'em in a dance battle, it'll be enough to get 'em to leave so I can start using my office."* – Mayor Tinstle
12. ↑ *"Now that I can use Town Hall, we can get started on all the projects I have planned to save Badgetown!"* – Mayor Tinstle
13. ↑ *"I know there's a lot to do, so we should probably start with some of the easier ones."* – Mayor Tinstle
14. ↑ *"First thing you should do is fix up your house. It's a bit of an eyesore…"* – Mayor Tinstle
15. ↑ *"Please do not lick the reconstitooter"* – Videon
16. ↑ *"[The reconstitooter] is a machine that transforms a variety of things into slurry. Said slurry can then be processed into sea-dangle bait."* – Videon
17. ↑ *"Surely you must know sea-dangling… SEA-DANGLING. It's when you put stuff on a string… and dangle that string into the sea… to catch things."* – Videon
18. ↑ *"Look, there's a sea-dangling spot right over here."* – Videon
19. ↑ *"Try it yourself. It's very simple. Even for you. Here's some bait."* – Videon
20. ↑ *"One of our todoozies is to increase our town exports by fulfilling a few Plenny's orders. And since I don't have a farm, I'm gonna leave that in your capable hands."* – Mayor Tinstle
21. ↑ *"Oh, that's just a lil thing I came up with where people in Badgetown can give each other stickers to signify their friendship. The more stickers you have from someone, the closer your friendship with them is."* – Arah
22. ↑ *"My printypress! I use it to make friendship stickers. But it's all goofed up."* – Arah
23. ↑ *"People were really into it but then my printypress got all borked up and now the town sticker supply has run dry."* – Arah
24. ↑ *"I'm hoping to revitalize the area and provide friends for the native ooblets by repopulating it with more lil pals."* – Outgrid
25. ↑ *"There will be notices here about what we need for our repopulation efforts, but you can also drop off any ooblets you have if you're running out of space on your farm."* – Outgrid
26. ↑ *"[The old spooky Oobnet Tower has] been out of commission since way before I became the Mayor. So it's not my fault! I'm too young to even remember when we had access to the Oobnet."* – Mayor Tinstle
27. ↑ *"People's puters used to be able to talk to each other and share information. I think people used it to talk long distances, buy stuff, share conspiracy theories, and other random junk. But we lost access at some point."* – Mayor Tinstle
28. ↑ *"It's not something the Ooblet High Council told us to fix, but I think it'd be really cool if we could regain our Oobnet access again."* – Mayor Tinstle
29. ↑ *"I think all we have to do is turn this tower back on. There's a big lever in there that looks ripe for flipping. I'd do it myself, but there are some rowdy ooblets that have made the tower their home and I can't get past them. Maybe you could earn their respect by beating them in a dance-off so they'll let us through!"* – Mayor Tinstle
30. ↑ *"That… didn't work. I guess there are other towers that need to be reactivated before we can reconnect to the Oobnet."* – Mayor Tinstle
31. ↑ *"The next nearest tower should be in Mamoonia. When you're ready you should head over there and turn that one on, too."* – Mayor Tinstle
32. ↑ *"You can use Gimble's balloon to get to Mamoonia!"* – Mayor Tinstle
33. ↑ *"The balloon. Named her Burpy. And as you can see, we had a bit of an oopsie. Pro ballooning tip: Don't let an ooblet try to land your balloon."* – Gimble
34. ↑ *"Oh I have the code. Problem is that the keycaps have gone missing. At some point someone realized the keycaps make for pretty nifty ooblet hats. So they pried them off and sold them to folks around Mamoonia. And now I can't get in. I've seen people all around Mamoonia with ooblets wearing my keycaps."* – Downmark
35. ↑ *"The Creep Cult! They're these halloween halfwits who turned up to Nullwhere to act all spooky."* – Nullwhere Native Nilda
36. ↑ *"The Creep Cult took [the Nullwhere Oobnet Tower] over as their headquarters." – Nullwhere Native Nilda*
37. ↑ *"The old Oobnet tower is now the Ranking Rangers high score champion gamer hangout"* – Jatsam
38. ↑ *"I found out where the next Oobnet Tower is! It's in a place called Pantsabear Hill. You should try to get there and turn their tower back on!"* – Letter from Mayor Tinstle
39. ↑ *"As it stands, all of Badgetown's been banned from stepping foot on Pantsabear Hill."* – Gimble
40. ↑ *"They seem to think one of their old relics was taken by a tourist from Badgetown years back and they won't let any of us in until it's returned to them."* – Gimble
41. ↑ *"If we can find the relic, we can take it to Pantsabear Hill to get the ban lifted and turn on their Oobnet Tower."* – Gimble
42. ↑ *"It was actually in your office. It looked like you were using it as a paper weight."* – Player to Mayor Tinstle
43. ↑ *"Hrm. Acceptable. I suppose it's better late than never. The ban on Badgetonians is hereby lifted."* – Shennaghy
44. ↑ *"You mean our Oobnet* Peeley*? That's a* heritage site *and accessible to Historical Society members only."* – Shennaghy
45. ↑ *"Many years back, a dreadful skyflash hit the statue and made it explode into many pieces. Soon after, a bunch of ne'er-do-wells from the local population—*and a visiting tourist*—absconded with all the broken pieces to keep as souvenirs. It's said there are 6 pieces in total, of which I now have 1. I've been trying to get all the pieces back for years but nobody listens to me or seems to care about historical preservation. If you can somehow reclaim all the missing pieces, it would earn you a place in the historical society and access to all our heritage sites."* – Shennaghy
46. ↑ *"Okay so things got pretty stanked up while you were gone. The OHC sent folks over to paper the town in condemned signs. They're gonna evict us all any day now!"* – Mayor Tinstle
47. ↑ *"I've only got one last ditch idea left, but it depends on us getting access to the Oobnet again."* – Mayor Tinstle
48. ↑ *"We're going to start an online petition!!"* – Mayor Tinstle
49. ↑ *"I was reading through old OHC bylaws and saw one that said if we get 100 signatures on an Oobnet petition, the OHC will be forced to address the issue. Since we haven't been able to talk to anyone in person at the OHC, this could be our last chance to reason with them."* – Mayor Tinstle
50. ↑ *"The petition oobsite should now be active and accessible on the oobnet."* – Videon
51. ↑ *"Zowie! Our first signatures!! At this rate we'll hit our goal in no time."* – Mayor Tinstle
52. ↑ *"I'll keep an eye on it and let you know when we hit the goal! You should go get some rest in the meantime."* – Mayor Tinstle
53. ↑ *"Tintz, some goons from the OHC just arrived and are trying to evict everyone…"* – Arah
54. ↑ *"Fiddlebricks! I'll try to hold them off! <player name>, go find this secret passageway and see if any of this is legit!* This *is our last hope!"* – Mayor Tinstle
55. ↑ *"You're outta uniform ya pickle!"* – Yerbert
56. ↑ *"I'll keep an eye on it and let you know when we hit the goal! You should go get some rest in the meantime."* – Mayor Tinstle
57. ↑ *"Tintz, some goons from the OHC just arrived and are trying to evict everyone…"* – Arah
58. ↑ *"Fiddlebricks! I'll try to hold them off! <player name>, go find this secret passageway and see if any of this is legit!* This *is our last hope!"* – Mayor Tinstle
59. ↑ *"You're outta uniform ya pickle!"* – Yerbert
60. ↑ *"Yep, those are the carts taking all the honey to the factory where it's used to make the buns."* – Ajagal
61. ↑ *"It'd take a pretty big distraction to get us to ever leave our guard posts."* – Marcot
62. ↑ *"Who are you? Are you the new ooblet handler we've been expecting?"* – Troppo
63. ↑ *"Oy, you there! You don't belong here! Think you can sneak in here without security finding out? You're in serious trouble now." – Svart*
64. ↑ *"Thanks so much, Svart, for finding my wayward new assistant, Nungorb. You gotta stop wandering off, Nungorb."* – Babbum
65. ↑ *"[The OHC and the Bunglebeebun Corp are] the same thing! There is no Ooblet High Council. It's all just a facade for the Bunglebeebun board."* – Babbum
66. ↑ *"The OHC is all a big sham they created to control the market, take taxes instead of having to pay taxes, and get away with anything they wanted."* – Babbum
67. ↑ *"Take a look and see if you can piece together everything [the Bunglebee Bun Corp have] been doing while I go print out copies of my resumé. I'll meet back up with you in the server room down the hall."* – Babbum
68. ↑ *"All the evidence of evil wrongdoing that you'll need to blow open the operation is on this server. It's the Malfeasance Records Server. I'm not sure why they have a server dedicated to that but it's great for us."* – Babbum
69. ↑ *"The only problem is it's got some super tight firewall security type program you'll need to get past. For whatever reason the security program is in the format of an ooblet dance battle, so I hope you have some experience with those."* – Babbum
70. ↑ *"I can plug you and your ooblets into these conveniently-available VR headsets so you can virtualize yourselves into the system."* – Babbum
71. ↑ *"If you need to do anything back in town, you should do it now before connecting to the server. There's no telling what's going to happen once we get these records."* – Babbum
72. ↑ *"Not my place indeed to point out this trash chute that would take an infiltrator quickly back to the caves to escape…"* – Yosore
73. ↑ *"You did it! All the evidence you'll need is on these printouts."* – Babbum
74. ↑ *"If enough people see what's going on, we might be able to expose all this. You should get these documents to Badgetown before it's too late."* – Babbum