List Of Outtakes

This page is a list of all known outtakes from existing Burrito Men episodes.

Four outtake collections, full of outtake sound files and accompanying drawings, have been made. Many of the outtakes from the last two collections are from unknown episodes, so those outtakes are not included in this list.

## Burrito Men

### Season 1

#### Apples

* "Super awesome totally wicked op- bleh-bleh-bleh..."
* "Super wicked totally awesome... y'know, I should actually get lines."

### Season 2

#### Much Anger

* "Well, *you* stole- oh, wait a second..."
* "Well, *you* stole my candy b- wait a minute, *no*!"
* "Ehh- uh, never mind."

### Season 3

#### Dr. Ima Dummy: Who Made The First Web Browser

* "So doctor, what do you have to say? What is the an- whoa, wow, no, no, no."
* "See you next time!"
* "So there you have it. The answer to your question of whether or not- what, wait, no."

#### World Of Random 5

* "Tring!"
* "I hate trains! Neer..."

#### World Of Random 6

* "Ahahahaha!"
* "Get ready, and watch the flow of my new- new-"

### Season 4

#### Hiking

* "Okay, mic, mic, mic, mic, woo!"
* "Hee-hee-hee-hee"

#### The Snow Ball Fight

* "Alright mister, you us-"
* \*Dog Barking\* "Okay, microphone's working."
* "And they all lived *happ*ily ever after!" \*Dog Barking\*

### Season 5

#### Burrito Battles - Round 1 - Bob Da Narwhal Vs. Da Box

* "Round- one, two, three, Round one!"
* "Yo, microphone. This is Bob's voice. Do you like it? If not, go away. Get out. g- no, if- if you don't like this voice, I- I'm- I'm telling you right now to get out. And never, never open the project again because you despise it. Just kidding, watch it anyways. And if you think the voice is terrible, I will laugh in your face!"
* "W'hey, here we go! Yea, alright, alright. Random person I don't know personally..."
* "Lasers- uh-"
* "Lasers this. Ugh!"
* "Laser this. Nope. Laser this. No."
* "L- A- S- Er- Th- Is."
* "Laser this."
* "Laser this!"

#### World Of Random 13

* (singing) "The snow grows white on my mustache tonight, not a footprint to be seen. A kingdom of isolation, and it looks like I'm the queen. The wind is howling like my uncle who lives next door. He can't keep it in, heaven knows he's tried. Don't let them in, don't let them see. Be the good guy you always have to be. Conceal, don't feel- LET IT GO!"

#### The "Great" Outdoors

* "Well, it's pretty much summer."
* "Nah, I guess I- I'm-"
* "Attack!"

#### Typical Summer Stuff

* "La la la la la, la LAAAA! This is my jam!"
* "Resistance is futile, Quirko! Nah, that's too cliche."
* "Uh, al-alright Quirko, gisk- uh- fff-"
* "Alright Bob, you- what! Oh, my... that's scary."

#### Out Of Time

* "I'm ready! I'm- I wasn't ready."
* "Be show me that [unintelligible] time travel thingamabob that you've got over thar yonder?"
* "Please guys, I know that time travel can be a new experience for you. It might be not comforting to you, but I can assure you... THAT WE WILL MAKE IT OUT ALIVE! 'CAUSE I AM DETERMINED! ARGH!"

#### Quirko's Christmas Party

* "Say, Quirko, do you still believe in bathroom sink?" "I know *you* still do! OHH!"
* "Hey Bill! HEY BILL! Hey, how're you doing, kid?"
* "Hey, what is up, Bart, my homie."
* "Every year, I set a trap. Traaap! Traap. Traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap."
* "Every year, I set a trap for the sssssssssss..." "Clear your throat before you voice-act!" "GO HOME! Every year is set a trap for the so-called... I can't voice-act!"
* "Christmas, is it?" "Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-daaaa! Ohhh, yeah, aurr... Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-daaaa!" "What is that?" "Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

### Season 6

#### Robin Hood

* "Here you- OH!"
* (high voice) "Wow, thanks! Now I'm rich!"
* (low voice) "Wow, thanks! Now I'm rich!"

#### Tea Puns

* "Is that a balloon, or are you trying to inflate a nose?"
* (singing) "I didn't bring my phone into the recording session!"

#### The Christmas Tree Crisis

* The entire script of the episode, but rehearsed in wacky voices.
* "Get into acting mode!" (throat noises) "Okay, here we go." (throat noises)
* "Alright guys, I picked out a Crith- I picked out a critter that we're gonna have for Christmas dinner! Okay..."
* "Why is it your favorite part?" "W-Why so acusatory? 'WHY is it your FAVORITE part?' Come on, Bob!" "TELL ME WHY. Tell..."
* (singsongy) "[unintelligible] *ornaments*! Okay..."
* "Mostly because I'm not- [blubbering]" "It all makes sense now!"
* "Pfft! Quirko, I made this myself. Pfft! Quirko, I made this- [laughing] PFFFT!!" "Stop!" "I made this myself, buddy!"
* "Be quiet, Bob. Be quiet, Bob. Be quiet, Bob! BE QUIET, BOB!!"

#### World Of Random 15

* "Uhhh... Is it hot in here, or is it just me? That's just you!"

#### A Mysterious Halloween

* "Whatcha got there?" "What?" "Don't I say 'Whatcha got there?'" "No, you say, 'Thanks for inviting me, Quirko.'" "Oh, you didn't- You didn't like- You didn't like my take? I, eh... Okay. Whatcha thanks inviting Quirko me." "Try again."
* "No problem. Rrr, I'm angry. Argh!"
* "No problem. [with accent] Eh, no problem. Listen, here in Burritoville, we sell magic duck." "What?"
* "No problem. No problem, buddy. h-"

#### Trickster And The Staffing Problem

* "But the problem is, you keep firing us, and I don't know how it's worded." "You're hired!"
* (singing) "Tell me why, Ain't nothing but a heartache..."
* "I got in the backyard, going through the foilage. There's raccoons here. Oh no, a tarantula. Steady, little guy. Steady, little guy. Wham! Hahahaha, got the little monster.

### Season 7

#### Trickster Reviews

* "Now before we get started, I notice that only four percent of you are- bleh, bleh, bleh. And the other ninety-six percent are- LEE-ih! Together, we can be- HUEGH!"
* "Micwophone test. Wow! Wow. Wowzers. Whoo!"