The Religion of Gorf

This religion was founded as a response to a vision Shmexi and Elyag had during a game of Minecraft (later renamed to 'Gorfcraft:The Holy Game'), whilst playing on the Hypixel server party games, they witnessed a rare Garfield in the digital flesh. This creature of pur power compelled them, they started worshiping him in the chat. Shmexi being the illiterate member of the group misspelled the common nickname of 'Garf' to 'Gorf', and thus the movement started.

Starting to mock the idea of the name they took the identity of a Russian Gorf fan in voice chat as well as the Minecraft text channel, common things said would be "Ivan love Gorf so much, he love lasagna like human. Funny feline shouldn't eat lasagna he is already morbidly obese will die"

"Funny Gorf. He hate monday. Funny comic and hit 2004 film Gorf with Bill Murray as the titular character Gorf as he goes on crazy adventure, but not as much as Gorf: Tail (get it. is such funny joke by genius creator Gorf as he has a tail but it also replaces word tale. pure brain) of Two Kitties where funny scottish man played by Billy Connolly get bit on penis by funny dog and Gorf eat more lasagna. Funniest film known to Ivan. It is soviet national anthem, we learn script off heart".

Wanting to spread the word of Gorf they implemented it into the League of Mothers discord server, changing it to the League of Gorf/Gorfs Union (see more in The Gorf Takeover).

Though they had an infiltrator, they were thought to be heretics by the evil BigNotABot (otherwise known as Rusty or BigMonday to the members of the Gorf collective). He plotted against Gorf fearing his true power. Seeing the evil within his soul Gorf cursed him with asthma and uncontrollable laughter rendering him useless as long as the original members were spreading the word.

Just as Judas betrayed Jesus, Rusty fell into sin, damning himself to a life without lasagna and permanent mondays, he created a monster like the server has never seen. There have been spam bots, there were memer bots, there beloved dad bots. But his creation was much worse, the one thing to oppose the power of Gorf, a censor bot. One the server has never seen the likes of, fearing for the future, the Gorf followers hatched a plan, annoy the creator of such a demonic creature to the point of breaking, at which point they would attack, banning the bot and casting him out leading to a new era of prosperity and peace to the world, united under one Gorf.

But alas, the more we fought it, the more it learnt, they were no match, the many was we attempted didn't work, we misspelled, we added spaced, we added unnecessary amounts of brackets, we even used every gif in the book. The bot fought back, it came back stronger, learning of our ways, no longer could we use gifs, our spaces were meaningless, the accents, the capitols, nothing would work. Through a vision Shmexi devised an idea a final attempt. Using his knowledge of zalgo text, Shmexi created what he thought to be a means to ruin the bots mission, to create something so incomprehensible that the bot would have to be scrapped. He created the final word:

Ğ̶͎̱̦͉̜̥̞͕̪͋͊̌̂̏̇̈́̉̇̋̚͘͘o̷̢̨̬͇͒̓̊̏̈̂̈͊͑̎͑͠͠r̴̢̹̳̜̞͈̮̳̫̘͕̊̍͋̂̇̇̋̐̓̓̉͝f̵̨̻̙̬̰̘͇̮͇̜̽͒̒̓̎̇́ͅ He believed his creation to be perfect, unbeatable. And for a while it was. The people were happy the bot was no more. Though we could not use our normal \_ words, we could use this. We were hopeful, we were ready, the troops rallied to attack at the source but he was prepared, with a new army of bots and new methods we stood no chance, the final word was wiped. We had been beaten, the only other thing we had was a generated text from cooltext, but it wasn't right, it could never be. It doesn't hold the power of the original.

Darkness fell over the land. The few light bearers left fled, we could not be seen, we could not be heard. And there we will lie, awaiting a moment for peace, for a flicker of doubt in the bots reign, for anything. Then and only then will we strike, but for now the people have to wait, it hurts us to see them like this, but it is what must happen. A fascist ruler taking control through unnatural means, silencing those who stood against his reign.

But he shall fall, as all great dictators have. Fall harder than anything else the server has seen. And there shall be great celebrations. It may not happen soon, it may be a day, it may be a decade, but as long as we are alive, our children are alive. WE. WILL. HAVE. HOPE.