Baby Maxwell

SalamanderCmndr: What would happen if Maxwell was turned into a baby somehow, and Mr. Skits had to take care of him until he can get changed back?

Candlefly: To be fair, it's cuz lommer KNOWS it's a bad idea to make it obvious it's Mr. Skits-

Candlefly: That would be funny

Candlefly: Mr. Skits: What did you try ​this​ time?

Logical: . . . I have returned.

SalamanderCmndr: Maxwell: \*Baby jabbering\*

Logical: I'd prefer not to be sacrificed.

Candlefly: Basically, Mr. Skits does not know how to take care of a human baby. At all.

SalamanderCmndr: ... Think he might leave him with the Ws?

Candlefly: Think that might be a good idea?

SalamanderCmndr: No, it wouldn't be.

SalamanderCmndr: But when has that stopped Skits?

Candlefly: Wilson might enjoy the break from the hounds while Mr. Skits sorts this out.

Candlefly: The answer: when it puts his favorite toy in danger.

SalamanderCmndr: ...

SalamanderCmndr: Yeah, guess you're right.

SalamanderCmndr

"You've been an interesting plaything, but I've grown tired of this game."

"Or maybe They've grown tired of me."

"Heh. Took them long enough."

Candlefly: What if Mr. Skits ends up having to ask Wilson how to take care of a human baby and Wilson freaks out?

SalamanderCmndr: ... To be honest, Wilson has no idea.

Candlefly: Yeah, but even if he did, a shadow monster popping out of nowhere to ask that question would raise questions.

SalamanderCmndr: Yeah.

SalamanderCmndr: ... Wilson's first thought probably wouldn't be "Maxwell was turned into a baby."

SalamanderCmndr: It'd most likely be "Maxwell! You bastard! You brought an infant to the godforsaken island?!"

Candlefly: And Mr. Skits would laugh at that thought if it was said out loud.

SalamanderCmndr: :P

SalamanderCmndr: Hey, >​SalamanderCmndr: ... I feel like Vampire Chester would go to the very edge of the campfire light at night and try talking to Charlie.

SalamanderCmndr: Human Vampire Chester, rather.

SalamanderCmndr: And wow that is a lot of prefixes.

Logical: P:

Candlefly: Weren't we gonna continue this?

Candlefly: Plus I thought you had Charlie

SalamanderCmndr was kinda wanting to know what Catin would do

Candlefly: Ok.

Candlefly: Catin: ... What are you doing?

SalamanderCmndr: Chester: \*Turns around quickly\* Huh?

Candlefly: Catin: Why are you so far from the fire?

Candlefly really wants to continue the baby Maxwell thing but doesn't wanna be rude.

SalamanderCmndr: Chester: ... No reason.

SalamanderCmndr: Okay, we can do that.

Candlefly: Mr. Skits (After asking the baby question to Wilson): Can you please answer my question yet?

Logical: . . . My Kindle has an editing option to create memes using pictures I have saved.

Logical: .\_.

Candlefly: :P

Logical: What was Amazon thinking?

SalamanderCmndr: Wilson: ... Even if I DID know, why would I help YOU?

Candlefly: Mr. Skits: So you don't know. Goodbye. \*And gone to ask someone else\*

Candlefly: I'm guessing Wigfrid would not react well too?

SalamanderCmndr: Nope.

SalamanderCmndr: "Max is right, better eat something. Kill Max. Cook him. Eat him. " -Someone on the comments of Max's page

Candlefly: Mr. Skits is NOT dumb enough to come there solid.

SalamanderCmndr: He'd end up with a spear in him if he did.

Candlefly: But he'd still try to ask her.

SalamanderCmndr: She wouldn't know either I think.

Candlefly: Because when he's non-solid he does whatever he wants.

Candlefly: Logical, what if he went to ask Wickerbottom?

Logical: Wickerbottom would probably just quote a book on child raising, and then say she was glad to not have to deal with it.

SalamanderCmndr

Mr. Skits: http://s.mlpforums.com/uploads/post\_images/img-115...

Candlefly: Mr. Skits might end up borrowing the book.

Logical: Probably.

Logical: And then it'd say stuff on buying baby formula from a store.

Candlefly: Question, was Wilson expecting Mr. Skits to go away so fast when he hinted he did not know the answer?

SalamanderCmndr: ... What would happen with teenager Maxwell?

SalamanderCmndr: No, no he was not.

Logical

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SalamanderCmndr: ... I feel like Woodie would do that.

Candlefly: What wasWilson's reaction when he left?

Candlefly: was Wilson's\*

Logical: "HE'S GOT A KNIFE"

SalamanderCmndr: Wilson: ... That was surprising.

Candlefly: And then Mr. Skits comes back to Wilson later, puzzled at the book and asking where to buy formula in the same day. Maybe a half an hour later.

SalamanderCmndr: Wilson: Again, why would I help YOU?

Candlefly: Mr. Skits: Because I honestly have no idea what I'm doing.

SalamanderCmndr: Wilson: I honestly do not care.

SalamanderCmndr: I like how 'I honestly' lines up on both lines.

Logical: I have as many Oscars as Johnny Depp, Harrison Ford, and Leonardo DiCaprio combined.

Candlefly: Mr. Skits: Shouldn't you care about the fact I'm trying to take care of a baby and you're just being an annoyance?

Logical

Sal. http://img.ifcdn.com/images/c64a59963b9c617a5b9985...

SalamanderCmndr: Preeeetty much.

Candlefly: Uh oh, They didn't tell Wilson that Maxwell is a plaything yet.

SalamanderCmndr: He saw Mr. Skits drag Maxwell off.

SalamanderCmndr: It's kinda obvious.

Candlefly: ​I thought that was non-canon XD

SalamanderCmndr: ​It wasn't? XD

Logical: ​Wait, wut? Der's a canon?

SalamanderCmndr: ... IIIII'm just gonna call a mulligan.

Candlefly: ​Like, I thought that was a silly side thing

SalamanderCmndr: Okay, didn't happen.

SalamanderCmndr: Wilson: If your master brought an infant here, then it's his own damn fault!

SalamanderCmndr: Aaaand now Skits is gonna be pissed 'cause Wilson just called Maxwell his master.

SalamanderCmndr: ...

SalamanderCmndr: http://freddy-fazbears-pizza.wikia.com/w...

SalamanderCmndr: Candle, nu.

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Candlefly: Mr. Skits: \*Goes to correct him\* \*Decides against it\* \*Looks annoyed\* Actually... That IS right from a certain point of view, but he's the baby. I wish I was kidding.

SalamanderCmndr: Wilson: ... So, he became a baby somehow. And now you're asking me to help you help him? Oh that's rich!

SalamanderCmndr: Wilson: \*Starts laughing\*

Candlefly: Mr. Skits: \*Shrug\* To be fair, I could've dropped him in camp for you to deal with instead of me, but I knew that was a bad idea with the way you act.

SalamanderCmndr: Wilson: \*Fake surprised gasp\* Really? You think that it would be a bad idea to leave him here? \*Starts laughing even more\*

SalamanderCmndr: Wilson: Oh, you owe me new sides!

Candlefly: Mr. Skits: You don't even know where to buy formula, do you?

SalamanderCmndr: Wilson: You have to go to the real world to get it. Good luck with that! \*Laughs more\*

Candlefly: It's taking every fiber of Mr. Skits' being to not summon hounds right now.

Pink Freddy: Nice disguising of the username template :p

Candlefly: Mr. Skits: Ok, thank you. \*Aaaaand gone.\*

Candlefly: Wilson did not think that comeback though, did he XD

SalamanderCmndr: Wilson: \*Calms down a bit\* ... It can't actually go to the real world. Stop being silly, Wilson.

SalamanderCmndr: BRB

Candlefly: Imagine his surprise when later, Mr. Skits actually has formula.

Candlefly: http://sunslammerdown.tumblr.com/post/12...

SalamanderCmndr: Back

SalamanderCmndr: Hey Candle, are you gonna be able to stay up late-ish?

SalamanderCmndr: 'Cause I GTP for about an hour in a few minutes.

Candlefly: I won't be able to stay up THAT late most likely.

SalamanderCmndr: Aw, okay.

Candlefly: Did Wilson calm down from sudden panic or laughing?

SalamanderCmndr: Laughing :P

SalamanderCmndr: ... Aaaand I GTP.

Candlefly: Ok

Candlefly: Aw.

Candlefly: Bye

SalamanderCmndr: If your not on by the time I get back, good niiiight~

Candlefly: Night

Pink Freddy: Byee

Logical: I'm back.

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Logical: So. . . Anything good happen while I was gone?

Candlefly: So we have shown that it's hard to get Mr. Skits to snap in anger, but from the 'Tucker' incident, we know his anger hits HARD.

Candlefly: ​Logical.

Candlefly: ... How'd you get out of that mess, anyway?

Logical: [I]Whaaaaaaaat.

Pink Freddy: ...pfft

Logical: DAMN IT DAMON YOU CAPITALIZED MY I.

Pink Freddy: Tucker incident?

Candlefly: >​Candlefly: ... How'd you get out of that mess, anyway?

Pink Freddy: Pink Freddy: Tucker incident??

Logical: I broke the wall enough to climb back in through the hole when no one was watching.

Candlefly: Ok.

Pink Freddy: Pink Freddy: Pink Freddy: Tucker incident????????????????​???????////