The Big Comfy Couch Lost Episode (Verylittlerosebush Interpretation)

I was at the Goodwill store and was looking through the VHS section. There I was, looking through VHS tapes, when a VHS caught my eye. It was labelled in red marker "The Big Comfy Couch: Wrong Side of the couch: lost version" I wondered why it said "lost version" on it but, I didn't really think anything of it, or so I thought. I bought it for $6.66, I was still confused on why it would be a lost version of an episode of the Big Comfy Couch, but I decided to shrug it off and drive home. I put the VHS in the player and at first, it showed some interesting advertisements. There was one advertisement for the 2003 Talking Strawberry Shortcake doll, and another advertisement showing a "Making Fiends" scenario from Nicktoons in 2006-2007, and an advertisement for the "Bitty Buttons" from 2009. Bitty Buttons got changed to Lalaloopsy a while after they got sold. Then, the intro started to play, but something was off. Instead of a rooster crowing, there was a wolf howling, and there was a yellow tint onscreen. And all there was to sing in the theme song was, "Are you ready, are you ready, are you ready to clown around? With Loonette and Molly, a clown and her dolly on the big comfy couch!" Then the theme song ended there, and instead of the usual kids laughing, there were angry people muttering off screen, and the sound of crying teenagers and angry toddlers. The yellow tint disappeared and Loonette was on the top of the couch. No wonder the episode said, "Wrong side of the couch." Loonette has woken up on the wrong side of the couch, and was in an angry, and very, very bad mood. Molly said she sounded like a lion, but Loonette responded, "What? I don't sound like a lion. Molly, please! I'm a clown! I don't growl of snarl for circus sakes." Boy, was she grumpy. It seemed like everything made her mad enough to lose her cool, stomp her feet, raise her voice, and commit crimes that no criminal has ever dared to do. Loonette then realized she was kind if growly and said, "Maybe I should let all this grumpy energy. Excuse me for just a minute." Then, a timer appeared onscreen, counting down the seconds, starting at 59, while Loonette was under the blanket, growling like a lion, squawking like a crow, and screaming like an angry toad. When the minute was over, Loonette said, "I think that did it! Back to my old cheery sunny self." Then, Loonette looked uncomfortable, as if she was sitting on something that would make her feel that way. It turned out Loonette was sitting a giant pencil, and that made her grumpiness come back all over again. She said, "Some clowns," and threw the giant pencil on the floor, causing it to break into pieces. At the same time the pencil broke, the pink walls turned yellow. Loonette admitted, "I'm still grumpy. What am I gonna do?" Molly suggested that she did the clock rug stretch, but Loonette yelled, "What? Stretch on my clock rug? That's one ridiculous idea, Molly what good could that possibly," and then a "Please Stand By" screen appeared, interrupting the rest of what Loonette could've said. Then, Loonette said, "I promise to stretch, but I don't have to like it." For about 1 minute it showed Loonette doing the clock stretch. But as the minute went on the music got more distorted and the way that Loonette was stretching way more than humanly possible. After Loonette was done stretching, Loonette was skipping and singing "Lalala," so I assumed she was all better, until she tripped on her balloon saxophone. Loonette yelled, "Hey!" and kicked the saxophone, making it pop. It was just a balloon. Molly thought about playing catch, but Loonette said, "No, I don't want to play catch." Molly thought about taking a bath, but Loonette responded, "I don't feel like a bubble bath right now, thank you, Molly." Molly asked for donuts, but Loonette yelled, "Donuts? Again? Molly, I already told you they have too much sugar! Don't you know anything? You never listen!" Then, a man's voice yelled, "Cut!" and the "Please Stand By" screen appeared again for about 3 seconds, then it cut to Loonette saying, "Oh Molly, I'm sorry! I know donuts are your favorite. I don't know why I'm so horrible today." Then, the angry song started and Loonette rapped about being angry. When it got to the part when Loonette said, "I'm gonna scream at the top of my lungs! You better plug your ears because HERE IT COMES," Loonette screamed 4 times. The first scream made everything tint yellow. The second scream made Molly and the couch disappear, and Loonette didn't have her red nose. The third scream made the picture on the wall and the things on the floor disappear, and Loonette was wearing a Yellow Diamond costume. The fourth and final scream was so loud and so long that I covered my ears, and Loonette was not screaming normally. Her scream was distorted mixed with an unearthly scream. Then, it cut to static for 5 and a half seconds, and it cut to a scene where a woman was dressed like White Diamond, from Steven Universe, and sitting on the Big Comfy Couch. The woman said, "Hello, loyal viewers. I am so sorry you had to see that footage of Loonette the Clown being controlled by Yellow Diamond. We'll try not to show you that footage ever again. Goodbye for now!" Then the scene ended and the credits rolled. At the end of the credits, when Loonette would usually say, "And the clown jumped over the moon," Yellow Diamond said, "And the Pearl jumped over the moon," and Yellow Pearl said, "Yes, my Diamond," and jumped over the aforementioned "moon". Then the VHS ended. I decided not to throw away or destroy the VHS because it was too precious. I decided to record the VHS, minus the previews at the beginning, and send that video to a couple of people that I thought would really enjoy it. A little while later, they all responded, and none of them were complaints. All those replies were complements. So, I turned my entire garage into a movie theater and gave pre-made tickets to my college friends, and they all enjoye.d the movie as well, and I made sure they had earmuffs for when Loonette's screaming got really loud.