CAILLOU THE GROWNUP GOES ON VACATION

CAILLOU THE GROWNUP, Episode 4

**CAILLOU THE GROWNUP GOES ON VACATION** is the fourth episode of the CAILLOU THE GROWNUP series by AOK.

## Plot

All packed up, Daddy (Boris) impatiently waits for Mommy (Doris) with their suitcases before Caillou notices them. Unfortunately, Caillou finds out and asks where they are going. Daddy tells him that he and Mommy are going on vacation for their anniversary. Rosie walks downstairs and tells Caillou to leave them alone. Caillou wants to go too but Daddy tells him that he is not invited. Caillou does not want to stay home so he blackmails Daddy to take him or else he'll flood the house by leaving the water running. Daddy decides to give in and take him anyway. At the beach, Mommy and Daddy were relaxing while Caillou uses his imagination by pretending to be Cai-zilla and destroys other people's sand castles. A man and two kids spot him destroying the sand castles and glare at him. Caillou throws sand at the man's left eye injuring it. Later that evening, Mommy and Daddy were at a restaurant for a romantic dinner. Meanwhile, Caillou is exploring their hotel room. He opens a minibar and finds tiny beer bottles. He drinks one and says that it has a stinging taste and likes it. He drinks another one and throws it to the floor. At the restaurant, Daddy tells Mommy that he loves her. Mommy does the same to Daddy. Suddenly, a drunk Caillou enters the restaurant and asks the waiter for two brown juice drinks that burn. Daddy tells Caillou to go to bed, but he refuses. When he notices his mom's ring, he vomits on it causing everyone to look shocked. The man Caillou fought with earlier enters the restaurant for revenge. He now wears an eyepatch on his left eye. Caillou throws a knife at the man's right eye causing it to bleed all over his face. Caillou bets that it hurts and the episode ends.

## Characters

* Caillou
* Boris
* Doris
* Adam
* Rosie (cameo)

## Transcript

**Narrator:** Caillou Goes On Vacation.

**Daddy:** Christ. What's taking so long. Hurry up Mommy. Let's get the hell out of here before Caillou sees us. Oh!

**Caillou:** Where do you think you're going, Daddy?

**Daddy:** Mommy and I are going on vacation Caillou.

**Caillou:** Ooh. I wanna go on vacation too Daddy.

**Rosie:** Ugh. Caillou, leave them alone. It's their anniversary.

**Daddy:** You're goddamn right it is, Rosie. And sorry, Caillou, but you're not invited.

**Caillou:** Where are you going, Daddy.

**Mommy:** We're going to the beach.

**Daddy:** (shushes) No!

**Narrator:** Caillou didn't want to stay home while Mommy and Daddy went on vacation.

**Caillou:** Take me with you.

**Daddy:** No.

**Caillou:** Take me with you, or else.

**Daddy:** Or else what?

**Caillou:** Take me with you or I'm going to leave all the faucets running and flood the house, Daddy.

**Daddy:** (sighs) Oh my. Fine.

**Caillou:** (whoops)

**Narrator:** So Caillou rode with mommy and daddy to the beach.

**Narrator:** Mommy and Daddy were having a relaxing day on the beach. Meanwhile, Caillou was off using his imagination.

**Caillou:** I'm Caizilla! Caizilla crushes all the buildings! Roar, roar, smash, boom!

**Adam:** Hey, What are you doing, a\*\*hole?!

(kids crying)

**Adam:** I'm gonna beat your f\*\*king a\*\*!

**Daddy:** Alright. I'll go help.

**Mommy:** Relax, Caillou doesn't need your help.

**Daddy:** No, I'm going to help the other guy kick Caillou's ass. Here hold this.

**Adam:** You big bald piece of s\*\*t!

**Caillou:** Don't mess with me!

**Adam:** Oh yeah? Why not?

**Caillou:** Check this out.

**Adam:** (yells) My eye! Ugh, bald prick!

**Caillou:** I told you not to mess with me. Yay!

**Narrator:** Later that evening, Mommy and Daddy were at a romantic dinner while Caillou discovered the wonder inside his hotel room by opening a magic door.

**Caillou:** (exclaims) These juice bottles are tiny. I bet I can drink a whole bunch of these. (glugging) Ugh. This tastes like stinging and I like it.

**Daddy:** Mommy. Doris, these past twenty-five years haven't been perfect. I know that. In fact, many of them have been a waking f\*\*king nightmare. There is nobody I would've rather spend them with. I love you.

**Mommy:** Aw. I love you too Daddy.

**Daddy:** I got you this Mommy. For twenty-five more years.

**Caillou:** Hey waiter, give me one of those brown juice drinks that burns. You know what, make it two. I'm Caillou. Oh, well look who it is. (hiccups)

**Daddy:** Jesus Christ Caillou, you are drunk! Go to bed!

**Caillou:** Go to hell Daddy! I feel great! Oh. That's a pretty new ring Mommy. It looks dizzy. (vomits)

**Daddy:** Oh, f\*\*k you!

**Adam:** Hey, a\*\*hole! You hurt my eye, so now I'm gonna hurt your a\*\*.

**Daddy:** Seriously, I'll help you. Come here!

**Caillou:** Oh yeah? Let's party!

**Daddy:** Woah, hey we don't have to get crazy here Caillou. Put the butter knife down.

**Caillou:** I'm on vacation Daddy, I can do whatever I want. Let's play catch.

**Adam:** (screams) My other eye!

**Daddy:** Oh my God!

**Caillou:** I bet that hurts. Yay!

The End