Minecraft AVP Season 3 with Ulandos

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## **Let's Play Minecraft AVP [S3] Prologue**

This is Uland’s Personal Log:

3rd, March, 2532

5 weeks ago I was rescued by a unit of Marines from a horrible planet I’d be stuck on for a very long time.

On first contact they seemed to have my best interests at heart which were just getting out of there.

After 3 days of telling the Captain of the shuttle what I had endured down on that planet. We finally arrived to their main spaceship. The US Chutney I think it was called.

I was assigned a room on the 3rd level and told not to explore beyond my quarters for some reason. And to wait further instructions.

The first week I managed to actually live quite comfortably. I didn’t meet anyone else apart from a Synthetic that would drop by everyday. He would supply me with a clean change of clothes and food but other than that seemed not not to be programmed to answer any of my questions.

Second week in I still had not heard from anyone at all, the Synthetic started to pop up less as each time he would come I would try to bother him for answers. Apparently him coming less and less each week was some sort of punishment for me asking questions.

Fourth week came up, still no answers. I was starting to feel like a prisoner so on the Friday of that week I decided enough was enough. I needed answers so when the synthetic arrived that night I flanked him with a meat cleaver from the kitchen and shoved it right down the middle of his head.

He started spazzing out and spitting goo everywhere, so I grabbed his keycard and ran for the elevator. Turns out Level 3 was labeled on the elevator as No Access. Now as to why I was settled into a room on the level that said No Access was beyond me so I started exploring other levels.

I began to realize that this keycard had access to everything. Also strangely enough everyone was wearing similar clothing so no one even asked who I was. I literally just walked past everyone.

Week 5 finally hit and there were still no answers. No one even came to check up on the synthetic I had butchered. By now I had began to understand what sort of ship this was from the amount of people I passed. Seemed to be some sort of Colony Ship. There had been delivery rooms, common areas, public kitchens, everything you would expect in a ship containing a small society.

It was time to head to the main deck as I was unable to discover any more a answers to the loads of questions I had. So I exited the elevator one floor beneath the main deck as the synthetic’s keycard would not allow me into the main deck.

It seemed to be another storage area filled with large boxes covered in cobwebs. After enough scouting I was able to find a large enough ventilation grate to fit myself through so after crawling through vents for what seemed like an eternity, I finally started to hear voices and radio comms. I crawled onwards towards the sounds and eventually found a grate I could peer through. So I’d made it to the main deck.

But what I saw made my heart stop. There in the cockpit, staring out into space, sat a Yautja, more formerly known as the Predator.. And there were 3 humans around him working on holographic interfaces, and it seemed they were communicating with each other. I was lost for words. I had so many questions.

Specifically, how? Why? I… There was just so many questions going through my head at that point and as all those questions were going through my head, the fucking air vent gave away and it all went dark because I think I passed out upon falling on my head right in the centre of the main deck.

So.. after that, there isn’t much I can remember. The last thing I remember was falling through that air vent. Um.. I awoke on this planet. I forget how long ago it was now. The day and night cycles on this planet are really weird. I’m losing track of time. If anyone does come across this log, take the moral of my story. Stay away from any sentient life you see or you will end up being like me being dropped off on an alien planet, for the third time, I think I’m losing track but um, pretty much I’m beginning to feel like a lab rat running around in circles.

Well anyway, I better keep moving because I’m tracking a really fat xenomorph and I think if I can capture him I will be set with food for about 3 weeks. So I’m gonna have to bid you farewell here, if you’re listening to this audio log, and please, take the moral of the story.

**Let’s Play Minecraft AVP [S3E1] Slay the Abomination!**

In this episode uland is trapped on a planet by predators, they give him armour, a sword and a plasma caster, they tell him he needs to kill an abomination to leave and do three trials.
Uland gathers some wood, then explores the area running away from a facehugger and finding out he is trapped on a floating island, killing some skeletons and creepers.
Uland encounters a xenomorph and almost starves to death, he crafts a pickaxe and runs attracting more xenos, they corner him in a house, and one kills him dropping his things.
Uland dies again and goes to get his things, he dies again then uses the bat morph to get it back, after getting it back he then returns to the little area he spawned in with a chicken.
Uland then goes out again and gets more wood, he then goes back to his base and crafts a crafting table and other tools to help with his things, he almost dies to a xeno and goes back to his base to rest and heal.
Uland then goes out again to explore and gets some sticks a furnace and a jukebox, he also kills a chestburster and starts to make things with his furnace and asks for suggestions on killing the abomination then the episode ends.

Let's Play Minecraft AVP [S3E2] Finding a Vantage Point

Ulandos starts off by showing off some improvements.

Ulandos then walks over to the roads to gain some cobblestone.

He then goes inside and decides to make some curtains but as he leaves his home

he runs back to make a stone sword and he explains about the plasma caster bug.

Ulandos digs inside a tree and mentions how many tree tendons there are before a

Xenomorph ambushes him and climbs through the tendons, Uland digs into the crater

from where the tree's sapplings were and hid incase the acid fell on him when he killed it.

Ulandos runs back to the tree and clears out all of the tendons and uses them to create

Carpenter's Blocks then makes them into Collapsible Blocks which proves to be useless when

he uses them to make stairs to climb up the hollowed out tree.

He cuts away from the tree and cuts back to him almost dead because of a Xenomorph that attacked

him while he was collecting wood. Uland runs back to his home and searches for a cake and consumes

the cake then cuts away only to cut back to pair of Xenos at his gate he proceeds to break a hole

in the fence and kills them both then he cuts away.

Uland cuts back to 2 pieces of Xeno armor from a dead Xenomorph (or 2 as it is never clear).

Ulandos then mentions that he gets irritated when he keeps cutting back everytime he kills a new Xenomorph.

He mentions that if he gets the whole set he can climb buildings he then cuts away.

He cuts back to him on the top of the tree and while he is clearing out the bricks and tendons he mentions

that the Xeno that climbed up decided to ambush him leaving him with half a heart.

Uland mentions that he forgot his torches but little did he know they were in his second item bar slot.

Ulandos scouts the area and says that the main goal is to get better equipment

and get full Xeno armor aswell as expanding his base and have passages to and from the buildings to his base.

Uland explains that the internet speed is getting slow when he uploads then he shouts at his Xenomorph to stop chewing

on her arse. Uland says that there should be some wool in a nearby abandoned shopping area.

Ulandos apologises for his Xeno for chewing on her arse before ending the episode.