My Own Behavior Card Day

If this was a behavior card day, this would be the legend:

Heaven: Graduate Forever! Universe: 500 trillion years off Galaxy Cluster: 250 trillion years off Milky Way: 100 trillion years off Star cluster: 75 trillion years off Solar System: 50 trillion years off Sun: 25 trillion years off Jupiter: 20 trillion years off Saturn: 15 trillion years off Neptune: 10 trillion years off Uranus: 9 trillion years off Earth: 8 trillion years off Venus: 7 trillion years off Mars: 6 trillion years off Mercury: 5 trillion years off Moon: 4 trillion years off Pluto: 3 trillion years off Double Rainbow: 2 trillion years off Rainbow Cake: 1,000,000,000,000 years off Rainbow Waffle: 900,000,000,000 years off Rainbow Cookies: 800,000,000,000 years off Dubstep Rainbow: 700,000,000,000 years off Rainbow: 600,000,000,000 years off USA card: 400,000,000,000 years off Canada card: 300,000,000,000 years off Brazil card: 200,000,000,000 years off France card: 100,000,000,000 years off UK card: 90,000,000,000 years off Diamond: 80,000,000,000 years off Ruby: 70,000,000,000 years off Platinum: 60,000,000,000 years off Gold: 50,000,000,000 years off Silver: 40,000,000,000 years off Bronze: 30,000,000,000 years off Misty Rose: 20,000,000,000 years off Cherry Blossom Pink: 10,000,000,000 years off Candy Pink: 9,000,000,000 years off Cerise: 8,000,000,000 years off Raspberry: 7,000,000,000 years off Carnation: 6,000,000,000 years off Pink: 5,000,000,000 years off Plum: 4,000,000,000 years off Deep Pink: 3,000,000,000 years off Tyrian Purple: 2,000,000,000 years off Hot Pink: 1,000,000,000 years off Hollywood Cerise: 900,000,000 years off Fandango: 800,000,000 years off Hot Magenta: 700,000,000 years off Byzantium: 600,000,000 years off Rose: 500,000,000 years off Orchid: 400,000,000 years off Magenta: 300,000,000 years off Eggplant: 200,000,000 years off Mulberry: 100,000,000 years off English Violet: 90,000,000 years off Heliotrope: 80,000,000 years off Electric Purple: 70,000,000,000 years off Dark Violet: 60,000,000,000 years off Purple: 50,000,000,000 years off French Violet: 40,000,000,000 years off Veronica: 30,000,000,000 years off Electric Violet: 20,000,000,000 years off Grape: 10,000,000 years off Violet: 9,000,000 years off Royal Purple: 8,000,000 years off Electric Indigo: 7,000,000 years off Lavender: 6,000,000 years off Persian Indigo: 5,000,000 years off Tropical Indigo: 4,000,000 years off Periwinkle: 3,000,000 years off Mauve: 2,000,000 years off Russian Violet: 1,000,000 years off Indigo: 900,000 years off Slate Blue: 800,000 years off Iris: 700,000 years off Ultramarine: 600,000 years off Midnight Blue: 500,000 years off Persian Blue: 400,000 years off Navy Blue: 300,000 years off Blue: 200,000 years off Palatinate Blue: 100,000 years off Phthalo Blue: 90,000 years off True Blue: 80,000 years off Byzantine Blue: 70,000 years off Imperial Blue: 60,000 years off Egyptian Blue: 50,000 years off Royal Blue: 40,000 years off Duke Blue: 30,000 years off Sapphire: 20,000 years off Cornflower Blue: 10,000 years off Winter Blue: 9,000 years off Cobalt Blue: 8,000 years off Cerulean: 7,000 years off Azure: 6,000 years off Bleu de France: 5,000 years off Alice Blue: 4,000 years off Steel Blue: 3,000 years off Prussian Blue: 2,000 years off Dodger Blue: 1,500 years off Sky Blue: 1,000 years off Light Blue: 950 years off Blue-Green: 900 years off Pacific Blue: 850 years off Midnight Green: 800 years off Electric Blue: 750 years off Skobeloff: 700 years off Teal: 650 years off Turquoise: 600 years off Celeste: 550 years off Robin Egg Blue: 500 years off Cyan: 450 years off Azure Mist: 400 years off Verdigris: 350 years off Light Sea Green: 300 years off Myrtle Green: 250 years off Persian Green: 200 years off Pine Green: 150 years off Aquamarine: 100 years off Vermont Green: 95 years off Jungle Green: 90 years off Brunswick Green: 85 years off Viridian: 80 years off Sea Green: 75 years off Dark Green: 70 years off Ocean Green: 65 years off Dartmouth Green: 60 years off Bright Mint: 55 years off Spanish Green: 50 years off Phthalo Green: 45 years off Dark Spring Green: 40 years off Jade: 35 years off Spring Green: 30 years off Pigment Green: 25 years off Paris Green: 20 years off Malachite: 15 years off Mint: 10 years off Dark Pastel Green: 9 years off Erin Green: 8 years off Emerald: 7 lucky years off Hunter Green: 6 years off Military Green: 5 years off Islamic Green: 4 years off Forest Green: 3 years off Neon Green: 2 years off Green: 1 year and 6 months off Light Green: 1 year off Mantis Green: 11 months off Shamrock: 10 months off Fern: 9 months off Harlequin: 8 months off Kelly Green: 7 lucky months off Bright Green: 6 months off Pistachio Green: 5 months off Asparagus: 4 months off Olive: 3 months off Lime: 2 months off Lawn Green: 1 month off French Lime: 3 weeks off Green-Yellow: 2 weeks off Avocado: 1 week off Yellow-Green: 6 days off Spring Bud: 5 days off Apple Green: 4 days off Chartreuse: 3 days off Army Green: 2 days off Lemon-Lime: 1 day off White: Nothing happens Ghost White: Just a little talk Snow: Detention for only 5 minutes White Smoke: Detention for only 10 minutes Navajo White: Detention for only 15 minutes Ivory: Detention for only 20 minutes Champagne: Detention for only 25 minutes Beige: Detention for only 30 minutes Sand: Detention for only 35 minutes Tan: Detention for only 40 minutes Khaki: Detention for only 45 minutes Yellow: Detention for 1 hour Lemon Yellow: Detention for 2 hours Aureolin: Detention for 3 hours Safety Yellow: Detention for 4 hours Sunglow: Detention for 5 hours Amber: Detention for 6 hours Light Tangerine: Detention for 7 hours Saffron: Detention for 8 hours Selective Yellow: Detention for 9 hours Autumn Yellow: Detention for 10 hours Tangerine: Detention for 11 hours Marigold: Detention for 12 hours Gamboge: Detention for 13 unlucky hours Carrot Orange: Detention for 14 hours Princeton Orange: Detention for 15 hours Orange: Detention for 16 hours Safety Orange: Detention for 17 hours Tangelo: Detention for 18 hours Persian Orange: Detention for 19 hours Pumpkin: Detention for 20 hours Persimmon: Detention for 21 hours Vermillion: Detention for 22 hours Burnt Orange: Detention for 23 hours International Orange: Detention for 24 hours Coral: Detention for 25 hours Rust: Detention for 26 hours Flame: Detention for 27 hours Coquelicot: Detention for 28 hours Portland Orange: Detention for 29 hours Scarlet: Detention for 30 hours Persian Red: Detention forever Candy Apple Red: 5 day suspension YouTube Red: 10 day suspension Red: 15 day suspension Lust: 20 day suspension Carnelian: 25 day suspension Fire Engine Red: 30 day suspension Venetian Red: 35 day suspension Carmine: 40 day suspension Spanish Red: 45 day suspension Lava Red: 50 day suspension Harvard Crimson: 55 day suspension Cardinal: 60 day suspension Amaranth: 65 day suspension Madder: 70 day suspension American Rose: 75 day suspension Folly: 80 day suspension Fuchsia: 85 day suspension Rose Red: 90 day suspension Crimson: 95 day suspension Dark Red: 100 day suspension Blood Red: 150 day suspension Maroon: 200 day suspension Rosewood: 250 day suspension Wine: 300 day suspension Redwood: 350 day suspension Claret: 400 day suspension Rufous: 450 day suspension Sienna: 500 day suspension Terracotta: 550 day suspension Cinnamon: 600 day suspension Mahogany: 650 day suspension Chestnut: 700 day suspension Fulvous: 750 day suspension Tawny: 800 day suspension Brick: 850 day suspension Salmon: 900 day suspension Sepia: 950 day suspension Ochre: 1,000 day suspension Golden Brown: 1,500 day suspension Sinopia: 2,000 day suspension Vivid Burgundy: 2,500 day suspension Burgundy: 3,000 day suspension Goldenrod: 3,500 day suspension Brown: 4,000 day suspension Chocolate: 4,500 day suspension Lion: 5,000 day suspension Russett: 5,500 day suspension Coffee: 6,000 day suspension Coyote Brown: 6,500 day suspension Seal Brown: 7,000 day suspension Bistre: 7,500 day suspension Bole: 8,000 day suspension Liver: 8,500 day suspension Wenge: 9,000 day suspension Umber: 9,500 day suspension Taupe: 10,000 day suspension Auburn: 15,000 day suspension Moss Green: 20,000 day suspension Olive Drab: 25,000 day suspension Dark Moss Green: 30,000 day suspension Poison Purple: 35,000 day suspension Cool Gray: 40,000 day suspension Slate Gray: 45,000 day suspension Gainsboro: 50,000 day suspension Timberwolf: 55,000 day suspension Light Gray: 60,000 day suspension Ash Gray: 65,000 day suspension Gray: 70,000 day suspension Spanish Gray: 75,000 day suspension Taupe Gray: 80,000 day suspension Battleship Gray: 85,000 day suspension Dark Gray: 90,000 day suspension Dim Gray: 95,000 day suspension Charcoal: 100,000 day suspension Davy's Gray: 150,000 day suspension Vampire Gray: 200,000 day suspension Jet: 250,000 day suspension Gunmetal: 300,000 day suspension Dark Gunmetal: 350,000 day suspension Jet Black: 400,000 day suspension Black: 450,000 day suspension 1970s Card: 500,000 day suspension 1950s Card: 550,000 day suspension Screen Gems: 600,000 day suspension Viacom: 650,000 day suspension

I am too lazy for doing this things for the rest...