Timeline of the universe

The timeline of the Universe is this -

## Before Big Bang

* 1,000,000,000 BBB - An egg is layed.
* 1,000,000 BBB - The egg gets a crack.
* 100,000 BBB - The 18th Dimension is made.
* 10,000 BBB - The Planet Maker is born.
* 1,000 BBC - The Planet Maker makes Krypton.
* 100 BBC - Jor-El and Lor-El are born.
* 1 BBC - The egg is ready to hatch.

## First few Minutes

* 13,800,000,000 BC - Arceus hatches from the egg, causing the Big Bang.
	+ 10 Minutes Later - Arceus creates Dialga, Palkia and Giritina.
	+ 20 Minutes Later - Arceus creates Death, Entropy, Infinity, and Eternity. These are to forge the Infinity Stones.
	+ 30 Minutes Later - Giritina destroys all remaining area to start a new.
	+ 1 Hour Later - Arceus messes with other dimensions to prevent any competition. He freezes aging in the 18th Dimension, floods the 16th Dimension and freezes seasons in the 10th Dimension.
	+ 1 Day Later - Matter is made to help other creatures.
	+ 2 Days Later - Clark Kent is born.
	+ 10 Days Later - Giritina destroys Krypton. Palkia teleports all survivers to the year 1960.
	+ 20 Days Later - Giritina makes Eternatis. Arceus then banishes him to The Distortion Realm, and traps Eternatis in rocks.
	+ 1 Month Later - First Planets made by Dialga. Because of this, Arceus makes Earth, Water, Fire and Air.
	+ 2 Months Later - The remains of Krypton are formed into the first Galaxies.
	+ 3 Months Later - Dialga turns all Asteroids from Krypton into planets.
	+ 4 Months Later - The Universe is now 4 Million Light Years in size.
	+ 5 Months Later - Magic is made.
	+ 6 Months Later - The Milky Way is made.
	+ 7 Months Later - The First Black Hole is founded.
	+ 8 Months Later - The Dark Period starts when nothing notable happens for a long time.
* 13,799,999,999 BC - The one year anniversary - of the universe happens.

## End of the Dark Period

* 8,000,000,000 BC - Man is born.
	+ May 9 - Earth and Venus are created.
* 7,999,999,999 BC - Man has a vision of the future where Earth and Venus has a child. He tries to stop this but everything he does makes it happen more.
* 7,999,999,991 BC - Dialga makes Mews to inhabit the Earth, Tornadus, Thundurus, Landorus, and Enamorus to be gods of Earth, and Hoopa to be the god of gods of Earth.
* 7,999,999,990 BC - Arceus sees Mews are dumb, so he makes Uxie (Knowledge), Mesprit (Emotion), and Azelf (Willpow).
* 7,999,999,989 BC - Arceus creates Tapu Lele to create Meloetta, William Afton, Oliver Cromwell and Rupert Dying, Tapu Bulu to train the new humans, and Tapu Koko and Tapu Fini to train Pokemón.
* 7,999,999,988 BC - Arceus creates Xerneas, Yveltal, and Zygarde to help the new people survive.
* 7,999,999,987 BC - Arceus makes Groudon and Kyogre to make Land and Water.
* 7,999,999,977 BC - Rayquaza was made for no apparent reason.
* 7,999,999,969 BC - Rupert Dying invented dying when he tries to sleep twice at the same time.
* 7,999,999,968 BC - Arceus makes seven Pocket Dimensions, Mario World, Hyrule, Pac-Land, Spy-Land, Inside a Crate, Green Hill and Germany Wins!.
* 7,999,999,960 BC - Groudon vs Kyogre starts, and immediatly ends when Rayquaza yells at them, sending them to the Pocket Dimensions, and creating Regigigas.
* 7,999.999.959 BC - Arceus creates Latios and Latias to add genders. Because of this, Tapu Lele makes 100 new people to live on Earth.

## Population Period

* 7,999,999,950 BC - Currently all People know is to marry. Currently the population is 152.
* 7,999,999,949 BC - Finally people know how to do other stuff, making Nintendo.
* 7,999,999,948 BC - Arceus helps Nintendo by making A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y and Z calling them the Alphabet.
* 7,999,999,947 BC - Regigisas pulls out a child from earth, creating Heatran. They name Earth and Venus' son Sun.
* 7,999,999,946 BC - Samsung is founded to make phonage technology. First of, they make Mars.
* 7,999,999,945 BC - NintenD'oh is founded, and creates its first shame.
* 7,999,999,944 BC - SEGA and Namco are founded, and create their first shames.
* 7,999,999,943 BC - Microsoft is founded, and creates its first operating system. Nineenee is founded, and creates its first shame.
* 7,999,999,942 BC - Some guys from Siberia cross the land bridge into North America. The descendants of these Siberians are now called "Native Americans", because the Siberians were the first humans in North America ever.
* 7,999,999,941 BC - A bunch of underwater volcanoes eat some Spicy Bubble Gum, causing them to erupt and make Hawaii. Loihi is more cautious, and doesn't quite break the surface.
* 7,999,999,940 BC - BBC is founded, becoming the worlds first TV organization.
* 7,999,999,930 BC - Normal Animals appear in life.
* 7,999,999,920 BC - The world population is now 1000.
* 7,999,999,910 BC - LEGO is founded, and creates their first toy
* 7,999,999,909 BC - Wikipedia is founded, and is always hated.
* 7,999,999,908 BC - A human throws a rock in the sky and a magic idiot turns it into Mercury.
* 7,999,999,907 BC - Disney is founded, and creates its first cartoon. Pintendo is founded, and creates Jupiter.
* 7,999,999,906 BC - Nindodododododododododo is founded, and creates Saturn.
* 7,999,999,905 BC - Odnetnin is founded, and creates Uranus. Nintendo creates Sunaru.
* 7,999,999,904 BC - Ninetentwo is founded, and creates Neptune.
* 7,999,999,903 BC - Infinity Stones are discovered. When someone used it, 1,000 people died.
* 7,999,999,902 BC - Start of Wiki War 1
* 7,999,999,901 BC - First person crosses the 4th Wall.
* 7,999,999,900 BC - Start of the Stone Age