Diego

**Diego Alberto Alejandro Gonzalez Gomez, Jr.** (or simply **Diego** or **Diego Diego**) is the main protagonist of Awkward Puppets. He is portrayed to be the typical Mexican stereotype.

Full name**:** **Diego Alberto Alejandro Gonzalez Gomez Tito Raúl Gonzales Carlos Mateo Santiago Sebastián Lucas Benjamin Felipe Bruno Guillermo Tadeo Antonio Leonardo Gael Gabriel Javier Joaquin Lorenzo Ignacio Rodrigo Simon Mendez Francisco Pablo Andres Juan Jose Emilio Alberto Alejandro Isaac Bautista Esteban Zavier Raymundo Sergio Gabriel Gomez Perez Sanchez del Toro Junior The Third**.

## Biography:

Diego grew up with his mother and brother, and doesn’t know where his father is since he left his family. Sometime in his later life, Diego met Benita and proposed to her. They have now been married for four years. According to Benita, everything was perfect, until it wasn't. Both, Diego and Benita now, agreed that they now wanted a divorce.

## Personality:

Diego can be very selfish, lazy, disrespectful, stupid, misogynistic, pathetic, and an asshole, but while it is mostly true, that's how his wife describes him. At times he also is relatable, because, when you're an adult, it is not as fun it used to be. He also is obsessed with alcohol; tequila being his preferred drink. He also seems to be a moderate to heavy gambler, as he often expresses how he places money bets on forthcoming soccer games. He usually is lazy and can make rude comments to the white race, because he gets called racist comments too. Despite his mentioned traits, he is incredibly patient, as demonstrated whenever he talks to people that either are too stupider or smarter than him.

He says he loves his wife, Benita, but does not like her and wants a divorce. However, he would take mild offense when a ghost called Benita beautiful in episode "Ghost", implying that Diego somewhat genuinely still wants her on his side. He is chill, hates his life, but still is making the best of it.

## Appearance:

Diego is a Hispanic puppet, with a blue shirt, black pants, black tie, and a wonderful moustache.

## Relationships:

### Benita:

Benita is Diego's wife. The two have an incredibly toxic marriage, with Diego often cheating on his wife. Diego cites being married as his reason for drinking. However, he does genuinely love her to some extent like when he actually takes Benita out for dinner and says “anything for my baby” and when he says that he “loves her, don’t get me wrong” and how he can’t live without her.

### Sarah:

Diego hated Sarah, because she was racist to him and the fact that Diego considers her a basic white lady. He was attracted to her once when he tried to flirt with her on the phone in the customer service video. Diego was also in court with Sarah

#### Sam:

Most times, Diego and Sam are usually seen racially insulting each other. They are actually pretty good friends and sometimes rely on one another as when Sam is kidnapped, he tried to call Diego for help. Overall, they are good friends.

#### Twon:

Diego's relationship with Twon is unknown, but overall, they do seem to get along.

## Quotes:

* "I want a divorce"
* "You Stupid"
* "Oops"
* "Excuse me sir, do you know any good strip clubs?"
* "Can you repeat that all over again, but in Spanish?"
* "The fact that white people send their parents to nursing homes"
* "Probably because a bunch of white people made it"
* "You know who's inspirational? Jennifer Lopez"
* "Yeah wow you look terrible, you look like Fetty Wap"
* "I-Hate-This-White-Bitch"
* "Man, girls in Vegas are crazy"
* "Yeah, i quit"
* "I hate this country"
* "No habla ingles"
* "Benita, i'm gonna go to the grocery store really quick, i'll be back in.... two days"
* "This is bigger than my country"
* "Wow that's fucked up"
* "Or else nobody's gonna read, cause i don't know how to read"
* "Moon, Moon, I never finished High School"
* "Please calm down"

## Appearances:

* Funny Justin Bieber Interview (debut)
* Meet Diego
* Music with Diego
* Car Talk
* What is a Side Chick? King Bach Explains
* Christmas Songs with Diego
* Couples Therapy
* Meet Benita
* Music with Diego (Ep. 2)
* Meet Sarah (cameo)
* Car Talk (Ep. 2)
* Diego Vlog #1
* Diego Sneaks Out
* Diego's Trip To Vegas
* Music with Diego (Ep. 3)
* Diego Goes Shopping
* Sam Gets Kidnapped (Facetime only)
* Diego's Rap
* Car Talk (Ep. 3)
* Music with Diego (Ep. 4)
* Customer Service
* Diego Goes to Mexico
* KASKADE IS THE BEST DJ IN THE WORLD
* Funniest Mike Tyson Interview Ever
* World's Longest Minute (non-speaking cameo)
* Car Talk ft El Chapo (Ep. 4)
* Cooking with White People (cameo on phone)
* Police Chase After Diego (Part One)
* Music with Diego (Ep. 5)
* Customer Service (Ep. 2)
* Police Chase After Diego (Part Two)
* Truth or Dare
* Couples Therapy (Ep. 2)
* Couples Therapy (Ep. 3)
* DJ Khaled ft. Drake - For Free (Diego Remix)
* How To Be Honest
* Best Floyd Mayweather Interview
* Hailee Steinfeld Won't Let Me Go
* Diego Gets Coffee
* Puppet Therapy
* Diego Gets Mugged
* Wrong Party
* Date Night
* Diego Gets Coffee (Again)
* Drawing Therapy
* Diego Gets Mugged (Again)
* Date Night 2
* Music with Diego (Ep. 6)
* Racist Workout
* Passing Notes
* The Translator
* Customer Service (Ep. 3)
* Puppet Presidential Debate
* Doctor Visit
* Couples Therapy (Ep. 4)
* Food Truck
* Job Interview
* Bar Talk
* Drive-Through
* Diego Goes Clubbing
* Doctor Visit (Ep. 2)
* Job Interview (Ep. 2)
* Parking Ticket
* Customer Service (Ep. 5)
* Bar Talk (Ep. 2)
* Diego At The Bank
* Bar Talk (Ep. 3)
* Bar Talk (Ep. 4)
* Taxes
* Puppet Court
* Hotel
* Moon
* Uber
* Ghost
* Diego Confesses
* Hotel (Ep. 2)
* Doctor Visit (Ep. 3) (mentioned)
* Art Gallery
* Judgmental Cactus
* Shoulder Angels
* Diego's Ex
* Family Dinner
* Diego Has a Beer

## Lost Episodes:

* Benita in America (non-speaking cameo)
* Diego Goes To Italy
* Diego's Rap (Ep. 2)
* Very Crazy Wife

## Trivia:

* Diego is one of the first two characters to be introduced to Awkward Puppets along with Justin Bieber.
	+ He is also the first puppet character to be introduced.
* It's revealed that his name is very long.
* He does not speak or understand English often as stated that he wanted his therapist to translate her introduction to the group.
* He seemed to be uneducated, judging the fact that he never went to middle school, high school, nor college. It's currently unknown if Diego was possibly dropped out or expelled.
* Although he was unemployed in his recent appearances, he often works at the customers service for unknown reasons.
* He seemed to be despising children, showing the fact that he keeps refusing to start having his and Benita's own despite her demands.
	+ The reason for this is his concern of raising them due to his father's absence throughout his life.
* He may have an on and off attraction to Caucasian women, hinting that he attempted to flirt with Sarah on the phone, hooking up with them in a jacuzzi, wondering if he could find some Caucasian women wearing revealing clothing much to Benita's disgust during their therapy session and also thinks that white women are "scary". due to their short-temper.
* Throughout his childhood, his father left but remained with his family for no reason. Diego stated that his father hated his mother and also called him and his mother on a phone while in the hospital checkup. Anything that combines those continuity errors are unknown.
	+ In the episode Family Dinner, his father makes an appearance indicating that he and Diego's mom got back together, or this is Diego's step-father.
* He seemed to hating the fact that Benita is always in the house, much to his annoyance.
* There are times that Diego would try to shorten his last name either like "Diego Diego" or "Diego Smith" in his fake resume, so he can make people comfortable with his short name rather than his real name which is much longer.
* His Favorite Celebrities are Selena Gomez, Antonio Banderas, Che Guevara, Jennifer Lopez, and Alejandro González Iñárritu.
* He is the only character who's voice remains consistent throughout the series.
* Diego mostly doesn't trust therapy, as he believed that it was a waste of money and won't solve any of his problems.
* Diego has the highest amount of appearances out of all the characters.
* It's unknown when is Diego's birthday or how old he is. In the episode Taxes, he claims his birthday is February 28th, 2000. Making him 21 years old at that time. But he claims he doesn't know if its correct.
	+ There are some episodes where he was stated as being "middle aged" or "old", however it' still very unclear and it's likely a continuity error.