The Candy Ned Can

*F. It's Alphabet Podron time! For this episode, we discussed chapters 11-13 of Victory's Price by Alexander Freed.*

## Episode 157

### **Highlights:**

* Wyl. WYL. Wyl! *WYL! WYL LARK!*
* Elfen Lied and Alien are not for children.

1. Colonel "Man, WHAT THE FUCK" Keize
2. has no idea
3. if the yadeez
4. received
5. the frequencies
6. revealing Quell's potential rebel history
7. he relizes
8. he no longer knows her priorities
9. and now all he's got are theories

* Sorry Kandede, you are now Candy Ned.
* Surprise, now Nath is the actual hero!
* Don't go near the staircases in the woods. Don't LOOK at them. Don't CLIMB them.
* "I'm not Alexander Freed." Saf said suspiciously.
* Saf: F in the chat for candy ned
* The chat: abcde ghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
* "F in the chat" said 11 times by 15:00, 10 at the end

* "She's having 24 hours of a rough time." "More like 24 years of a rough time."
* "You have never luminated once in your life, Kanan."
* "There's only one person that Wyl wants to sink his teeth into..."
* Heath recommends Good Christian Fun podcast for all of us cynical grown ups who were church kids.
* Bubbling In Your Guts
* Perfectly Understandable. Have a nice day.
* MDC count. Hm... *HM!*
* Okay NOW Chassica might be endgame...
* "If I WAS Alex Freed..!"
* "I'll take that out in post..."
* "Don't call out my industry like this." Saf

Dramatic Reading: Chapter 12 (just Meg)

* Alphabet Squadron vs Kingdom Hearts
* TFW you fight the end boss and they have all the powers of the previous bosses.
* Another Classic Shadow Freed List

Dramatic Reading: Chapter 12 (just Meg, again)

* "And then Boba Fett was there!" Danny
* "Well I'm two chapters ahead but I'm still here." Meg
* "Yeah but I know how much you all like the angst so that means nothing." Ash
* "Candy Saf may have done that at some point..."
* 45:00 "Candy Ned" dragging hours
* "I hate this but now I ship Richten and Candy Ned!"
* Don't write Glistener responses
* "Who do you think we are?" Not sober.
* Meg will accept your duel. No swords. Bare hands.
* F in the Chat explained and the original video Saf mentioned,

### **Responses to Last Week's Glistener Question:**

What is the stupidest thing Candy Ned can do?

**Rogue Leader**: Made friendship bracelets for everybody on the droid planet mission.

**Rogue Nine**: Really drunk tree climbing and yard sleeping.

**Rogue Seven**: Drinks rustwater thinking it's orange juice.

**Glistener Responses:**

* Dinner Leader - He would fully join the New Republic and then never actually sabotage.
* Jay - He would be tricked into doing good by someone using the sentinel for a puppet.
* Bentham's Icon - He would believe that this was the best of all possible Universe. (Candide reference)
* Yubsie - Ask himself "What would Quell Do?"
* X-Wings in History - He will loudly argue the Imperial doctrine on droid rights.
* TomtheFanboy - Theology Debate with Chass during a dogfight

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**Glistening Bodhi goes to:**

Yubsie (from Danny, Heath, Meg), Dinner Leader (from Saf and Ash)

Glistening Jocasta Nu for Bentham's Icon

### **This Week's Glistener Question:**

Who should we put F’s in the chat for? You tell us, and then we’ll decide if we are actually putting F’s in the chat for them or not, and you will get to hear us put the F’s in the chat live - it will be great, we promise. 10

Meg: Jart

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