Obamium

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Obamium, triunbium (Tub), or tri-Uranium has the atomic number 312. It is named after Barack Obama. The element looks like him too. Obamium-926, the stablest isotope of this element has a half-life of about 48 milliseconds.

## Synthesis

In 2019, a group of people, including Guyi...; in a facility in the Scottish Highlands(UN Obamium Research Facility) chose to break apart the crystal lattice of the newly discovered element 314, Bibloobamium, which at that time it was called Rhombohedrium using photons, which emitted 2 protons, one of which emitted a positron and turned into a neutron, quickly forming Deuterium, a Hydrogen isotope. The remaining element, known as Obamium after former US president Barack Obama.

## The Obamium Research Group

Upon discovering Obamium, a group of people have formed an Obamium research group, focusing on Obamium. They have made some significant discoveries about Obamium such as its crystals. On the 3rd of October, 2019, scientist Dr. Victor Gongitchstein experimented with one of the decayed products of Obamium and managed to find the crystalline structure of the Obamasphere. 3 months later, another scientist by the name of Dr. Ujfiojriofjre[*sic*] discovered the once thought impossible Tesserbama, however, he was found dead with his skin completely vaporized due to such power, and so research on Tesserbama was never started upon again.

## Findings

Obamium is one of the most difficult elements to receive a neutral isotope due to its quick radioactive decay sequence. Though it’s half life is 48 milliseconds, it’s invocation may impact for eight years due to its radiation. Once stabilized and decayed, it can be in its most basic form as a brown malleable solid capable of conducting electricity, which in that form is used to create a special type of electric conductor that can allow the passage of electrons 23.5% faster than Silver. Inventions that use such are those that need very high energy, such as the Mecha Wheelchair and the cyber I.S.I.S tank.

Compounds of the element may prove harmful towards humans, or may be incompatible to the point of a reaction that may cause fatal damage or at the very least a permanent and gouging mark upon one’s epidermis, eventually searing towards the insides and tear veins. When other elements form together with Obamium into compounds, they’re usually enduring, yet provide no real use other than conductivity. Governmentite, or Obamium Oxide, is the only compound to be found in abundance on earth, providing negative effects towards human health. Obamium and Obamium Trifluorite is a theoretical compound due to the depletion of the latter element, however, the reaction between them is particularly violent.

Once heated to be malleable, crystallized, stable Obamium can be constructed into solid forms for analyzation of its surfaces under a microscope. The most common form for analyzation is a sphere, since it conducts less energy for more formal testing. The best conductor is the Obamium prism (Obamid), due to its point of focus.

## Crystals

Contrary to popular belief, the crystals are not pure Obamium as it is too radioactive. Instead, they are its decay products.

### Obamacube

During the inital manifestation of Obamium it will manifest as an Obamacube which can then be converted into power.

Obamacube are extremely basic; they cannot be crafted into physical objects. This is because their connection with the physical plane is weak. An Obamacube is formed with the decay of Obamium-95 into Silver-96m2.

95Ob → 96m2Ag

They are plentiful in Europe. It also forms the rarest stable silver isotope Silver-96m2.

### Obamid/Obamaprism

This is the most common Obamium decay product. They are formed by the decay of Obamium-297 to the diamond form of Carbon, which makes them incredibly sought after.

This is its formula:

297Ob → 13C

It forms Carbon-13, which is even rarer. They are more plentiful near Europe, the East Coast of the USA and Canada and North Africa. As they have original higher isotope numbers, the Obamium forms below get much rarer.

### Obamasphere

Obamaspheres are the main form of Obamium used by Malcomists to obtain power. It is able to be manifested into physical objects instead of simple power. Obamaspheres are made from a chemical process often occurring by infusing refined cringe into an Obama cube. An Obamasphere is formed when Obamium-926 decays into Platinum-190, the least abundant form of Platinum. They can also be created by stabilizing Obamahedrons.

926Ob → 190Pt

Ob

2

→

I
−

C

2

→

I
−

[

Ob

II

C

4

]

2

−

{\displaystyle {\ce {Ob^{2}+->[I-]C2->[I-]{[Ob^{II}C4]^{2}-}}}}

They are plentiful in Scotland and Northern England.

### Obamahedron

Obamahedrons are an unstable form of Obamium used by Malcomists to reach higher forms of Obamium. Stabilizing an Obamahedron will create an Obamasphere. Obamahedrons are created when the atmosphere around it is filled with overwhelming amonuts of cringe, allowing it to be created in enclosed environments quite easily. An Obamahedron is formed when Obamium-982 decays into Gold-197, which is stable. It is the shape of an icosahedron.

982Ob → 197Au

They are plentiful in the British isles.

### Obomba

Obombas are the rarest Obamium crystal. They are formed when Obamium-930 decays into Uranium-234, the heaviest Obamium decay product and the rarest natural Uranium isotope.

999Ob → 234U

They are plentiful in the Scottish Highlands, which contains the most types of Obamium crystals, the reason why the Obamium Research Facility was placed here in the first place. It instantly explodes when moved by 1mm(0.03 inches) in a second, so it is best to stay away from it if possible.

### Obama's octohedron

The Obama Octahedron is an obamium crystal with little known about it. It comes from the decay of Obamium-940. It is hidden in the chandeliers of the White House, and is used to power said chandeliers. It is made out of Gallium.

### Obamafinity

They are plentiful in Scotland and the African plains. They are not dangerous but are extremely heavy. The reason they are so heavy is because they come from the decay of Tungsten-186.

1036Ob → 186W

## Decay

If Obamium be exposed, it will decay. The following examples use Obamium-926.

### Alpha

In alpha decay, Obamium-926 becomes Voltairon-922, the most stable isotope of Voltairon.

926
312Ob → 922
310Vl + 4
2He

### Beta

In beta decay, Obamium-926 becomes Thimpum-926.

926
312Ob → 926
313Tp + 0
-1e-

## Disposal

There is a pressurised inner core of pure obamium too strong for

particles in decay. The best way to dispose of an Obamium crystal is to cut off a layer no thicker than 5mm long and wait for a week for the Obamium atoms to decay.