Truthfully Square

As ZongueBob and Sonny prepare for their fun-filled elope, they and the Clam Loungers recall countless stories that bring them closer together, all while preparations don't go as planned because the cruise ship they are on is exploiting them due to a convoluted contract and ruining their scheduled activities, all because of it's greedy captain.

## Stories

* **The Malfil Story**- Before the Malfils became who they were when they first met ZongueBob and his friends, they were lost souls that were forcibly placed in a rogue Malfil pack. The clan's leader Jinchja was intent on marrying his son Farah with Zhensi, but she actually has feelings for Bongki. So Jinchja and Farah plot to kill him.
* **The Yinguens of Thawn**- The story of how the Yinguens Commander, Scowalski, Chocko, and Cadet began by fighting their way out of a Crythan science lab ravaged by a superstorm and contend with a very hungry Yinguen-hating Gleoter named Dontae, who has eaten genetically-engineered Yinguens from the facility they come from and killed even scientists who worked there in an event called the Dontae Massacre, and did so during the superstorm that is still running strong. He seeks to eat them as well, starting with the egg of Cadet.
* **Jokey And Bayley**- Jokey's story of how he was cast out as the royal pet of an executed cruel emperor, met Bayley, his former Champsogator partner, and how one single incident involving a misunderstanding and accusation got them both part of the Clam Loungers and Villain Legion. But not before they get new partners: A Pretellator named Rector and a Seapry named Ross, who are both bad influences that instead like to hunt in civilized lands and also former partners.
* **Getting The Samphry & Maxy Crew Together**- Samphry and Maxy explain how their crew formed when they were stranded in a massive planetary rainforest and have to stop a power-hungry Gurko named Gaste, who is establishing a dictatorship and seeks a powerful ancient weapon.
* **Going Crazy Together**- The Crazo Loungers explain how they all got mad together when they dealt with a crazy doctor named Doctor Sanocez who wants to make an army of insane people to take over Crazo.

## Scenes

#### **The Malfil Story**

Octophant Graveyard

* (Zhensi): Well, I guess after our parents died, we were all lost souls looking for a family of our own. We were all we got, you know? (The three were seen walking the wastelands of the Octophant Graveyard)
* Bongki: UGH! WHERE IS OUR NEXT BITE?! MY STOMACH IS EATING ITSELF!! (That was seen literally happening)
* Zhensi: Nobody said being a predator was easy, Bongki. This IS an Octophant Graveyard. The only remnants of living creatures, ARE THE BONES AROUND US!!
* Echo: US US US US us us!
* Hud: WUURD DURRT?!? HOO DUR?!? SHUUR YERSURFF!!!
* Bongki: Hud, that was her echo. And even if it wasn't, who'd understand your distorted talking?
* Hud: YEER DEER!
* Bongki: Yeah, but only barely.
* Zhensi: Well, lucky for you, I FOUND us some brekky.
* Bongki: YOU DID?! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?!?
* Zhensi: It was a surprise. We all know we suck at sharing. Yeah, I'm looking at you, Hud!
* Hud: Reerde!
* Bongki: C'mon, then, let's hunt!
* Zhensi: I'll explain the plan on the way. (They later found a giant Olophant)
* Bongki:... An Olophant?! Holy s\*\*\*, one of those behemoths could feed us for a whole week.
* Zhensi: Exactly!
* Hud: Weerts de pleenhe?
* Zhensi:... (Sighs)... You don't remember?
* Hud: Errrrrr-
* Zhensi: Hud? What did we tell you about this little escapade?
* Hud:... Ye sehd wir gehtn FUUUUURRRDEH!!!
* Zhensi: NO! (She slapped him) I said, that the only way we'd let you help, is if you did EXACTLY as we say! Now FOCUS, alright?
* Hud:... Arigt!
* Zhensi: (Deep breath)... Okay... I'll go through it, one, more, time.
* Bongki: Uh, Zhensi?
* Zhensi: Not now, Bongki, Hud needs to be caught up to speed.
* Bongki: NO SERIOUSLY, ZHENSI!!
* Zhensi: I SAID NOT NOW!!! Hud, it's VERY simple. (As another pack of Malfils came in and did exactly what Zhensi was describing while Bongki watched) You two just break it's legs with your hardest bites, cripple it, and when you two have it immobile... We all go for the THROAT! (The alpha malfil was seen biting the Olophant's neck, killing it as it roared in pain) What the- (They all saw the Malfils feasting) WHAT THE HELL?!?
* Hud: DEY TURK UR FURRHD!!!
* Zhensi:... (Sighs)... Alright, new plan. THIS one, is simpler than the last one. We go up there, distract those Malfil thieves with our pointless demands, while the other sneaks in and steals a few scraps. So since Hud here has the stealth of an Octophant, he'll be with me. So, first I'll say-
* Hud: (Brought out his teeth) GURVE US DUR FUURD!!... OHH, CUN ER DUU IHT, PREEEEEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEEEEeEEeese?!?...
* Zhensi:... (Sighs) FINE! Just stick to the plan, alright?!
* Hud: ARRSUME! (The two went out and saw the Alpha Malfil)
* Alpha Malfil: WHA?! Who are YOU two?! We saw this first!
* Zhensi: Actually, I saw it WAY before you did! So we called dibs!
* Alpha Malfil: Psssh! Too bad, the law of the jungle says that those who kill the prey is theirs.
* Zhensi: Says who?!
* Alpha Malfil: SAYS THE JUNGLE, BITCH! You're not so tough-
* Hud: GURVE US DUR FUUURD!! (He threw a bone at his face and ended up impaling an eye, as he was knocked into a pool of blood as he gurgled in it before surfacing for air, as it shocked Zhensi and Bongki)... Eeerr... PHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
* Zhensi: (She smacked him) Hud, did I say anything about actually HURTING their leader?!
* Hud:... Nerh.
* Malfil #1: HEY, BOSS, LOOK! (They saw Bongki as he was distracted by Hud's stunt)
* Malfil #2: THIEVES!!!!
* Alpha Malfil: YOU SNEAKY LITTLE REPROBATES!!! HOW DARE YOU ATTEMPT TO STEAL FROM AND TAKE THE EYE OUT OF, THE FEARED, JINCHJA?!?
* Bongki: Wait, THE Jinchja? As in, Jinchja the Disemboweler?
* Hud: THET JINKA DER DISEBERRER?!
* Jinchja: YES!!! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELVES?!?
* Hud:... Er merrn! **YEEER SURR ARRSOME!!!** I HERHD HAHR YE KEIRD EH CARTUR GERD!!

Cutaway

* Jinchja: (He leapt on the side of a Cauter Guard) DODGE THIS! (He bit the Cauter Guard in the neck and twisted it, killing him)

Present

* Hud: DAHS LEEEEGINDURY!!! EH MERN, YE KEIRD EH RUYER CERTER! YE HURVE URNY ERDEA HER MURNY WAERW POIS YE GEHT FUR DERT?!?
* Jinchja:... Uhhhhhhhhhh-
* Hud: ER MEERN!! **YER SUR ARSOME!!!**......
* Jinchja:... The f\*\*\* did he say?
* Zhensi: He's just admiring you like you're some kind of legend or something, after you know, you killed a Cauter Guard. He says 'You have any idea how many wow points you get for that?'.
* Jinchja:... Uh... I'm honored, but we still have to address the teeny tiny fact, that, HE TOOK OUT MY EYE!!!!
* Hud:... Er gurss eh murderve gert curred uwur eh lirde burt. BUH YER STERR SUR-
* Jinchja: Get away from me before I bite your head off.
* Hud: OoOOOoh! (He leapt away)
* Zhensi: So sorry about him. He's just... UNGODLY amounts of stupid.
* Bongki: UNDERSTATEMENT!!

#### **The Yinguens of Thawn**

* (Announcer):... Planet Thawn. Alpha Universe, Apirion Sector, Grindrion System. A frozen ice planet with remnants of military USRA history. Bases abandoned after the Exo-Wars, the Interuniversal War, and is now a bastion of hope against the Villains Act. Though cities at a Teadr 3 level still exist, they continue to be invaded by villains. But even so, life still bounces back from the chaos. And Thawn, is a world, TEAMING with it.... (An egg was seen rolling off a snowy ledge)... But not just any life... Yinguens. (A colony of them was seen honking and some were walking in lines, as well as hunting for fish)... Joyous, frolicking, waddling. Cute and cuddly life. These creatures are docile around sentient life- OW! (A Yinguen bit him on the hand)... Mostly. But still... Just look at them... (The line ended up tumbling like dominos) Falling down on their chubby bom-boms. Who could take these innocent little critters... (Three young Yinguens of different species got out of the way)
* Commander: Seriously?! Does anyone even know what we're doing, outside of just, you know, doing what Yinguens do? (The unsentient Yinguens communicated with them).
* Scowalski: Wow. They SERIOUSLY don't question anything?
* Chocko: Pitifah!
* Commander: Hey, Chocko, you're getting good at talking. Good for you.
* Scowalski: I'm sorry, Commander, but, these creatures are just following instinct more than we do. Their heads aren't the boss, their instinct is.
* Commander: Oy! So much for building an army of our own. These birdbrains are useless. We'll just, fly our way to the front. AERIAL SURVEILLANCE IS AT GO! (They kept flapping but they couldn't fly)
* Scowalski: Just as I suspected. We appear to be flightless.
* Commander: WHA?! Then, what's the point of these?
* Scowalski: I don't know, swimming?
* Commander: I meant BESIDES that! (Chocko slapped it with his own flipper)... WOO! I LIKE IT! This, this could be our thing! What do we call it? (The two looked behind him)... C'mon, c'mon, don't be shy, I want options!
* Scowalski: Commander?
* Commander: Scowalski, we can't name our thing after JUST me. It needs to be-
* Scowalski: No, I mean, Commander? Look? (They saw the egg from before roll right past them)
* Commander:... Was that an egg of OUR kind?
* Scowalski: Yes. No egg has that kind of shape but of another Yinguen.
* Commander: Well, is anyone in this primitive tribe going to get it?! (The yinguens communicated with them)... What documentary crews- (Scowalski bumped into one as they were using cloaking devices)
* Announcer: AH! THEY CAUGHT US! (They fled)
* Commander:... Well, at least they have SOME ounce of smarts. (The yinguens communicated with them more)... Nature?... Eh... I guess that makes sense... But... Something deep down in my gut... Says it doesn't make sense.... Well, you know what? I REJECT NATURE! (All the Yinguens ended up cawing madly from that)
* Scowalski: Uh, Commander, saying that is kinda like blasphemy to them.
* Commander: I NOTICED! LET'S JUST GET THAT EGG!! (He slid after it and the others joined in and saved him as the egg fell off a ledge and into a giant naval aircraft carrier identical to the Helicarrier)... That is one big UFO.
* Scowalski: It's not just ANY UFO, Commander! It's the wreck of the legendary Interuniversal War all-terrain craft carrier, the *USRAS Frozen Unto Fate*. No one's ever made it out of there alive.
* Commander: Huh? Those guys at the lab really had some good naming skills. But, how do you know this?
* Scowalski: I WAS genetically engineered to be born with a Neveran's analytical mind.
* Commander: Okay, rephrase, how did you learn about it?
* Scowalski: Well, I saw it when we were walking and heard from the lunatics there about it.
* Commander: Okay. So, nobody survived here, huh? (An ingull flew in)... Oh, look, Scowalski, that guy's fine. Looks like it's not so dangerous after a- (A Gleoter chomped him up)...... Gleoters! Nature's snakes!
* Scowalski: Aren't SNAKES nature's snakes?
* Commander: The hell should I know? We live in an icy wasteland of a planet. Let's just go and save that egg.
* Chocko: HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NO!!
* Scowalski: We're just 1 year old, Commander. The odds of us rescuing that egg in that place is 1000 to 1.
* Commander: Never tell me the odds! We're going in there and that's final. Are you with me or not, because we're all we got, and we never leave another behind. If we can't make an army out of those other yinguens, we can raise one to become part of our family. It's the least we can do for a defenseless creature like that egg.
* Chocko: Ehhhhhh!
* Scowalski: (Sighs) Alright, but only because the idea of that egg dying so young is a thought that sends an assassin after my heart.... Okay, still gotta work on my metaphors. Alright, what one would need is a few dozen amounts of kelp, and then- (Behind them were the cloaked documentary crews)
* Announcer: These poor young Yinguens are shaken with fear, knowing that if they were to fall off this glacier, they would surely die.... Gustov, give them a shove!
* Gustov: Uh, wha? Why?

#### **Jokey and Bayley**

Flashback, Forbidden Forest, Empyrean

* (Jokey): I'm sure you remember how I ended up with Bayley. Egomaniacal emperor got executed, old witch got me disposed of, and I had to survive somehow. Me and Bayley... Our relationship was a rocky one from the start.
* Bayley: (Jokey flew on her nose with his stomach growling)... Hmm?! (She got up and roared) WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!?
* Jokey: GYAAAA!!! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!?
* Bayley: I ASKED YOU FIRST, PIPSQUEAK!!!... Seriously, who the hell are you?... And WHAT the hell are you? I can't see s\*\*\*.
* Jokey: Wait, you're blind?
* Bayley: No! I just can't see very well.
* Jokey: WHAT?! I thought champsos had GREAT eyesight!
* Beyley: You try seeing better after you get your nictating membranes torn out by small anklebiters and trying to see underwater without them makes them squishier than slime!
* Jokey: PFFFFT! (Laughs) I'm amazed you're even surviving out here on your own!
* Bayley: UH, SHOULD YOU BE MAKING FUN OF A CHAMPSOGATOR?!
* Jokey: I can if she can't even see well. Can you see THIS? (He flipped her off)
* Bayley: Yes, because you're showing it so close. (She roared as Jokey yelped, and escaped just in time to see Bayley running into things comically as Jokey laughed)
* Jokey: LADY, YOU NEED LASIK SURGERY!!
* Bayley: AND YOU NEED TO SHUT THE F\*\*\* UP!!!
* Jokey: Make me, blindy!
* Bayley: GRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!! (She continued ramming into things) UAAAGGGHHH!!!
* Jokey:... You know... It actually doesn't have to be like this.
* Bayley: LIKE HELL IT DOESN'T!! I DON'T INSULT YOU FOR A DISABILITY!!
* Jokey: Look, Ms. Blind Water Lizard, I don't like you and you don't like me, but, it's clear that we both MIGHT need each other.
* Bayley: Oh, SUUUUUURE, we need each other. According to who?
* Jokey: Well, I just lost MY home and I have a hard time hunting in this magic rainforest. But I can STILL see... AND I can fly, so I can see things you can't even if you DID still have good eyesight.
* Bayley: If you're insinuating that we work together to find food, then you can forget it! I don't need ANYTHING from an insulting d\*\*\*-c\*\*\* like you!
* Jokey: Fine. Starve to death because you can't even see your prey. That'll really show me. I can't hunt, and you can't see. So, I suppose we both have no choice in the matter.
* Bayley: A SYMBIOSIS?! C'MON, I'M BETTER THAN THAT!!
* Jokey: I think your eyes would disagree, because I'm pretty sure our arguing has caught the attention of another BIGGER croc.
* Bayley: What other bigger cro- (A pretellator bit her in the tail) AAAAAUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
* Jokey: THAT one!
* Bayley: UGH, DAMMIT, RECTOR!!!
* Rector the Pretellator: HAHAHAHAHAHA!! FINALLY, THE BLIND CHAMPSO IS FINALLY READY TO SERVE TO MY MOUTH!!
* Bayley: BACK OFF, BUSTER! (She tail-smacked him)
* Rector: OW!! (She swam away and lost him eventually)... DAMMIT! She got away again! That bitch! (He swam off)
* Jokey:... I believe this is where I say, I told you so.
* Bayley:... UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!! FINE!! If it means I avoid THAT asshole, and even that jerk who took out my nicts Ross, then I'll... HESITANTLY accept your offer.
* Jokey: See?... Oh, yeah, that's right, you can't!
* Bayley: BUT LET'S ESTABLISH SOME GROUND RULES! DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME AGAIN!!
* Jokey: No promises. Just remember who helps you survive in this enchanted rainforest, kay?
* Bayley:... Fine. But don't YOU forget I help YOU survive.
* Jokey: Fine!
* Bayley: FINE!
* Jokey: FIIIiiIIIIIiIIIIINE!!
* Bayley: Okay, don't talk like that. It's annoying.
* (Jokey): So as you can expect, we survived for a while... But years of having to put up with each other's shortcomings and annoyance really started to wear off the novelty.
* Bayley: (She chomped at a Xzerba herd and couldn't get them)... DAMMIT! (Jokey landed on her head) AAHHH!!!
* Jokey: Relax, nuts-for-brains, it's me, Jokey.
* Bayley: UGH! Jokey, you KNOW I can't see s\*\*\* even when it's standing in front of me with its foul stench. What nerve have you got to sneak up on me like that?!
* Jokey: Eehhh, call it a mean streak.
* Bayley: Whatever. Did you find any food?
* Jokey: Naaah, not a thing since those deceptively-smart baby sauropods got the drop on us.
* Bayley: OH FOR F\*\*\*'S SAKES, JOKEY, I'M STARVING!!!
* Jokey: YOU'RE starving?!? WELL, GET IN LINE, BITCH!! LET'S REMEMBER I DO THE WATCHING!! AND THAT MEANS I DO ALL THE *REAL* WORK!
* Bayley: **YOU?!** I GET MOST OF THE FOOD!
* Jokey: WELL YOU COULDN'T GET IT WITHOUT ME! I HAVE THE EYES!!
* Bayley: SO?!? I HAVE THE MUSCLES!!
* Jokey: Ugh! I swear, this deal is getting harder and harder to keep with this attitude. There's plenty of OTHERS like you, so who really needs you, anyway?!
* Bayley: OHOHO, I'M A DIRET A DOZEN TO YOU, HUH?!? WELL, TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME!! THERE'S PLENTY OF OTHER BIRDS WITH BETTER EYESIGHT THAN YOURS JUST AS MUCH AS THERE'S BIG BITERS LIKE ME!! SO WHO NEEDS A WISECRACKING WHINER LIKE YOU?!?
* ((Icky)): Here it comes.

(Jokey and Bayley sang this)

* ((Icky)): "Called it."
* ((Jokey)): YOU SUNG THAT TOO?!? WTF, MULTIVERSE?!?
* ((Icky}): Let's not argue that classic argument again. PLEASE!
* ((Icky)/Sonny): So, what about those 'sauropods'?
* (Jokey): Well, they DID manage to run us into their parents, and beat us up and away from them. But we've been through worse. MUCH, worse.
* (Sonny):... Well, whatever made you separate?
* (Jokey): I was getting to that. There wasn't much interesting between then.
* Bayley: YOU IDIOT!!!
* Jokey: UGH, WHAT NOW, LUMPHEAD?!?
* Bayley: YOU ATE THE LAST OF OUR FOOD!!!
* Jokey: WHAT?!? (He saw the last of their meat was gone and they didn't see it was taken by meat-stealing animals)... Okay, this wasn't me!
* Bayley: SURE IT WASN'T!
* Jokey: WHY IS THAT SO HARD TO BELIEVE?!? I DON'T HAVE A STOMACH AS BIG AS YOURS!! IN FACT, I'M PRETTY SURE I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE PULLING!! YOU ATE IT AND BLAMED ME FOR IT!!
* Bayley: WHA, NO!! YOU TOTALLY ATE IT AND WAS PLANNING TO BLAME ME FOR IT!!
* Jokey: YOU DOING IT IS MORE LIKELY! YOU HOG FOOD LIKE MAD!!
* Bayley: YOU HOARD FOOD LIKE MAD!!
* Jokey: YOU'RE ALWAYS PICKY WITH FOOD AND ALWAYS TAKE THE BEST PARTS!!
* Bayley: SURE, BLAME ME FOR EVERYTHING!! WELL THIS TIME, YOU'VE CROSSED THE LINE!!
* Jokey: **IT WASN'T ME!!!** YOU JUST DON'T BELIEVE IT BECAUSE YOU GOT THE EYES OF A NEWBORN VRAT!!! IN FACT, MAYBE, THINK ABOUT IT, SOMETHING ELSE TOOK OUR FOOD!!
* Bayley: YEAH, RIGHT!
* Jokey: OH COME ON! What's more likely? That I ate it all to be a jerk when we're all we got in this enchanted wasteland, or that some other meatheads stole it when we were sleeping?
* Bayley: OH, I SMELL IT ALL IN YOUR BREATH!!!
* Jokey: WHA, I DIDN'T-... (He smelled his breath and realized that the meat-thieves fed him when he was sleeping as his dreams didn't help him that much)... Oh, crap!... HONEST, BAYLEY, IT WASN'T ME!!
* Bayley: ENOUGH LIES, YOU LITTLE HOARDING ABOMINATION!!!
* Jokey: I, DID, NOT, TAKE, THE DAMN, FOOD!!!
* Bayley: YOU DID TOO!!
* Jokey: I DID NOT!!!
* Bayley: DID TOO!!!
* Jokey: DID NOT!!!
* Bayley: DID TOO!!!
* Jokey: DIDNOTDIDNOTDIDNOT!!!
* Bayley: DIDTOODIDTOODIDTOO!!!
* Jokey: OH, FOR F\*\*\*'S SA... Okay, let's say I DID take the food, AND I'M NOT SAYING I DID! YOU DIDN'T SEE WHAT HAPPENED, JUST LIKE YOU CAN'T SEE YOUR OWN NOSE AT THE END OF YORU FACE! YOU'RE COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY USELESS!
* Bayley: USELESS?! WITHOUT ME, YOU'D STARVE!
* Jokey: I-- YOU-- AAHHHHHHHGH!! THAT'S IT, BAYLEY! THIS IS SO TYPICAL OF YOU, ALWAYS PROFILING ME FOR YOUR MISERY!! AND I'VE HAD IT!!! IF YOU DON'T TRUST ME, THEN I CAN'T TRUST YOU!!
* Bayley: THE FEELING'S MUTUAL, JOKEY!!
* Jokey: FROM NOW ON...
* Bayley/Jokey: I'M GOING IT ALONE!!
* Jokey: BEST DECISION I'VE EVER MADE!!
* Bayley: MINE TOO! Though, lemme give you a boost!
* Jokey: NONONO, I CAN FLY, I CAN FLY, I DON'T NEED SPEED, I DON'T NEED SP- (Bayley whapped him off with her tail) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
* Bayley: "That'll learn him. And I am positive nothing karmatic will happen to me because of ditching that stupid bird."
* ???: Oh, really?
* Bayley: Huh? ...Who's there? (A Seapry appeared on her nose) Wait... I know that voice!... YOU!!!
* Seapry: Hey, c'mon, it was just your nicts. Not like you needed them.
* Bayley: I DID NEED THEM, YOU ASS!!! THEY'RE WHAT KEEP MY EYES FROM GOING DRY WHEN I OPEN EM UNDERWATER!!! NOW EVERYTHING DOWN THERE IS BLURRY AND EVERYTHING IN IT DIDN'T HELP IN THE SLIGHTEST!! IF THAT WAS SOME KIND OF JOKE TO YOU, THEN I'M NOT LAUGHING, ROSS!!
* Ross: It's a wild world out there, B. You GOTTA laugh at things. Anyway, I couldn't help but notice you ditched that Jokey turd.
* Bayley: Yeah, what's it to.... OH HELL NO! I'M NOT HAVING YOU TAKE HIS PLACE!! WHY WOULD I EVER DO THAT AFTER WHAT YOU DID TO ME?!?
* Ross: Well, that's kinda why I came. My family died recently. I got no flock or family to help me hunt or find any dead meat. But, hey, fresh meat is better than rotten meat.
* Bayley: So you decided to crawl to someone like ME?! Why ME?!?
* Ross: Because hey, I got a heart, and I've had some time to think.
* Bayley: SURE you have!
* Ross: No, I'm serious. I even got you some brekk. (He tossed her some meat and she ate it immediately) See?... Oh, wait, you can't.
* Bayley: HAHAHAhahaha, never heard THAT one before! This is another thing. You're EXACTLY like Jokey!
* Ross: Hey, like I said, everyone's gotta laugh when you live in this place. And, yeah, you'll never really get an opportunity like this again. All the others with good eyes won't really wanna help you. Especially the ones who can fly. I'm the only one close to you in a hundred miles giving you what you want.
* Bayley: I... UAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!! I HATE good points!
* Ross: DEAL with it! So, what do you say, B? You need new eyes-in-the-sky, and I sure as hell am faster and keener than Jokey will EVER be!
* Bayley:... That's true. You ARE a Seapry.
* Ross: I didn't hear an answer-
* Bayley: OH FOR F\*\*\*'S SAKE, FINE!!!
* Ross: THERE we go! Trust me, B, you won't regret this.