Evil Tex vs DreamWorks Movies (Shrek 2K01 - Orion and the Dark 2K24)

## Evil Tex vs Shrek 2K01

"No!" said Tex. "You get out of MY swamp, smelly monster!" Tex then grabbed out the chainsaw and started to destroy everything that was in Shrek's house. I could also hear the agonizing screams of Fiona and Puss. I can also hear the cries of Shrek's kids and the Dronkey's, and heck, even blood splattering and Tex laughing stupidly.

Shrek then ran out of his house and Tex chased after him. Shrek was running up close to the screen screaming with Tex on his tail. Tex had his chainsaw out as well. Just before Tex's chainsaw was about to make contact with Shrek.

## Evil Tex vs Kung Fu Panda 2K08

"I don't think you will, little reptile." said Tex. "It's time for some fun with the Tyrannosaurus Tex!"

Tex then pulled the strikers and threw both of them at the Furious Five and Po. The frag grenades exploded and they all got knocked back by the explosions all the way to the Palace entrance. Tex then grabbed out more frag grenades and kills everyone at the Palace. There were explosions and blood was flying all over the place. He then flies down to Shifu and grabs him by the throat and says:

"You know what I'm going to do to you?" "What is it?" Shifu asked through his chokes.

"THIS!!!" yelled Tex, as he threw Shifu into Oogway knocking them both into the ground killing them both. Tex then went to the Furious Five and Po (Who now had burn marks all over their bodies) and Tex then grabbed Viper and he started to spin her around. They were spinning so fast that it felt like a wheel of a car spinning really fast when it was on the highway. Tex then let go of Viper yelling:

"Sayonara, Suckers!"

Viper flew into the rest of the group and they burst out of the door falling down to the really long staircase. Also. the line that Tex said was similar to what Heather said on the final episode of TDWT when she strapped Alejandro to an ice cube and she slapped him away and Alejandro slid down the volcano. Anyway, The whole group noticed that they were about to hit the ground. Just before they were about to make contact with the ground.

## Evil Tex vs Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 2K08

Alex and the group started to charge at Tex but Tex pushed them all to the side knocking them out cold. Tex then flew over to the group and said: "Adios, animals!" Tex then sliced and diced the heads of Alex, Marty, Gloria, and Melman. And they all screamed in anguish. Tex then went over to the Penguins and said: "You're next!"

Skipper then said, "Not this time we aren't!" Then the penguins jumped up at Tex. But just before the penguins were about to lay a punch on Tex, Tex stabbed all four of the penguins in the forehead. Blood was seeping from their heads as they died. Tex then went over to the two monkeys. Mason said to his buddy, "Phil! Find anything that you have that can stun this thing!" Phil nodded his head and he looked all over the ground for something to throw until he found a pile of rocks. Phil picked them up and threw all of them at Tex. Tex didn't even flinch nor budge. Tex then said as his voice became demonic.

"Nice try, monkeys, But it's time to say goodbye!"

Tex then stabbed both of them in the eyes and they soon died from blood loss. Tex then flew off to find the three lemurs. He saw King Julien, Maurice, and Mort. He landed in front of them and they all gasped in shock. Tex then said to the three lemurs with his sword in the air:

"Buenos dias, Long-tailed things!"

Just as Tex was about to swing his machete, The screen cut to black. I could hear the slicing of flesh. Which means that Tex must have sliced all of their heads off.

## Evil Tex vs Over The Hedge 2K06

Then the whole family gasped. It then panned to a shot with Tex holding the flamethrower with the hedge behind him on flames meaning that he must have burned through the hedge with his flamethrower, Tex then looked down at the family and said:

"Hello, little critters. There is nobody else around here to save you." The family then started to panic as they saw his hand was about to press the trigger on the flamethrower.

"Don't worry. I'm just gonna use it on Sexy Texy's patties!"

Tex then pulled out a extra large-sized barrel of gasoline.

"Everyone, RUN!!!" yelled RJ.

The family then ran to the log. But as soon as they got inside, Tex then put two huge Propane tanks and stuck them inside both sides of the log. Tex then poured the gasoline all over the log. Tex then said, "TIME TO BRING ON THE HEAT!!!" Tex then pressed the trigger on the flamethrower and started to burn the entire log with the entire family stuck inside. I could hear their agonizing screams as they were being burned alive, Just then, the propane tanks exploded afterwards. It was like a devastating moment that happened to tankers when they explode because of the heat from flames. It was called BLEVE (Boiling Liquid Expand Vapor Explosion).

## Evil Tex vs The Croods 2K13

"I'm afraid that won't happen. TIME TO HAVE A FIREWORK SHOW WITH THE T-MAN!!!" Yelled Tex.

Tex then shot Grug with his RPG-7 and the force of the rocket pushed him back into the cave. I heard an explosion meaning that the rocket along with Grug made impact with the cave. There was a crack on the outside of the cave. Then all of a sudden, there were multiple cracks forming all around the cave. At that moment, the cave started falling apart. I could hear the screams of Ugga, Sandy, Gran, and Thunk as the cave collapsed on top of them. Tex laughed evilly when the whole cave collapsed on top of the entire family.

## Evil Tex vs How To Train Your Dragon 2K10

Tex grinned stupidly and said: "I don't think that's going to happen, little Viking girl. But do you know what I'M going to do to you?"

"What is it?" they all asked.

"TIME FOR SOME TARGET PRACTICE WITH SEXY TEXY!!!" yelled Tex.

Tex then flew into all of the dragon riders and pushed them off of their dragons. they all fell all the way down to the ground. They also got impaled by some pointy rocks sticking out of the ocean. I could see the blood flying everywhere. They all died the same way as one of those characters from Final Destination 5 when they got impaled by a boat. Tex then turned around and aimed his Revolver with the scope attachment at the dragons. He then shot all of the dragons in both of their eyes just as his ammo got ran out. As soon as the dragons fell to their doom, Tex turned around and went after Hiccup and Toothless. "Let's go, bud!" said Hiccup.

Tex then put his gun away and put his arms out. Hiccup didn't know what he was doing until they got closer. Toothless was preparing to do his attack but before he could blast his fire breath, Tex landed a powerful punch that knocked both Toothless and Hiccup out.

"Gotcha!" Tex shouted in triumph.

Toothless and Hiccup were falling towards the ocean. And right when they were about to make contact with the water, the screen cut to black once again. I could hear a splash sound effect meaning that Hiccup and Toothless made contact with the water. I could also hear Hiccup drowning. Then there was a big awkward silence.

## Evil Tex vs Rise of the Guardians 2K12

Tex said, "Oh really? I have some very decent plans to kill you guys. Let's ruined holidays with the T-Rex!"

He then pulled out an AK-47 and shot at every minion in sight.

But guardians weren't the victims of that shooting. They began screaming in agony as they got shot.

The guardians were hiding behind a globe.

Toothiana was in tears.

"Guys?" Sandman asked.

"Yes Sandman?" Jack replied.

"Sometimes, I think the globe would've been a better place." Sandman said.

Just then, Tex flew down in front of the guardians while saying, "Well little guys, since you 5 ran away, I'm afraid you are going to have to face the consequence!"

Tex then put a cage from Kirby and The Forgotten Land of the guardians.

The guardians screamed and cried for mercy. Tex threw the butcher knife at them as they later died.

After he killed every hero in the workshop, he then went throughout world with a flamethrower and proceeded to burn every city.

As he did that, I could hear the screams of the people, and I could also hear the sound of multiple babies crying in the process.

Tex's laughter can still be heard.

The scene then cut to black as the sounds faded out.

But the trailer wasn't done yet.

## Evil Tex vs Antz 1998

Just then, the camera has revealed Tex who dropped down with a bucket of water.

"Hello there bugs, my name is Tex." Tex introduced himself.

"What are you gonna do to us?" Weaver demanded.

"I want to give you guys a nice warm bath. So let's go swimming with the T-Man!"

Tex then poured the water bucket on the anthill and all the ants began drowning.

Z, Bala, and Weaver groaned in anguish as they were drowning in the water.

Tex laughed like crazy as he poured water all over the anthill and they all drowned.

## Evil Tex vs Shark Tale 2K04

It then cut to Tex, who was on a yacht.

It was shown that Tex pulled him out of the ocean. "Hey there, fishy, want to get grilled?"

Oscar couldn't speak because he wasn't in the water. "I thought so."

It cut to a shot of a frying pan, already grilling. Tex placed Oscar onto the frying pan as Oscar started screaming in pain as he was getting cooked.

His skin started turning into a shade of dark yellow and blue.

## Evil Tex vs Bee Movie 2K07

At that moment, Tex dropped down, startling the 2 bees and mosquito.

"Hello there, bumblebees. The name is Tex."

"Why did you take us here in the first place?" Said Barry.

"I'd like to give you 3 a surprise!" Tex answered.

"What is it gonna be?" Asked Adam.

Tex then grabbed out 2 boots on his hands, getting ready to squash the bees with.

"Stand back, these are winter boots!" Said Tex

"We're gonna get squashed!" Yelled Barry.

Barry, Adam, and Mooseblood then watched in concern as they are about to get squashed by the boots.

Right before one the boots was about to make contact with the trio.

## Evil Tex vs Monster Vs Alliens 2K09

"What was that?" asked Susan.

Just then, Tex flew in front of them.

"Yo, what up, freaky monsters?" Tex said.

"How did you know where we were?" Dr. Cockroach asked.

"That's not important right now." Tex said. "What's important is me killing you!"

Tex grabbed out his Moo Can and tipped it upside down, creating a shockwave, causing Susan, B.O.B., Link, Dr. Cockroach, and Insectosaurus to fly into portals that resembled hell.

I heard what sounded like flames engulfing and everyone screaming in agony, while Insectosaurus can be heard roaring loudly.

## Evil Tex vs Megamind 2K10

"Well, I decided to give you a punishment for fearing me." Said Tex.

Tex then held up 2 frag grenades.

"It's time to rock and roll with Mr. T!" Yelled Tex.

Megamind and Roxanne screamed in agony as Tex was about to throw the grenades.

Tex then threw the two grenades at the duo and flew away laughing evilly.

Just then, the screen cut to black as I heard explosions going off in the background.

## Evil Tex vs Turbo 2K13

"Where am I?" Turbo asked himself. "Daz? Smooth Move?"

Tex then dropped down in front of him, holding a hammer.

"Hello, slugs." Tex said. “Oh my gosh! A talking robot!” yelled Skidmark and White Shadow in unison. "Who are you?" Whiplash asked. "My name is Tex. And I'm here to destroy you seven." Fast Crew tried escaping by using their speed, but somehow it was no use. "What's the matter, slower than usual? That's because while you were sleeping, I gave you a potion that slows you down." Tex said, before wielding his hammer. "No! Don't kill us!" Turbo pleaded. Tex swinged his hammer down on Fast Crew, and right before it was about to make contact with them, the screen cut to black.

## Evil Tex vs Mr. Peabody and Sherman 2K14

“Is this right?” said Tex I just wanted to do a quick plaining with you guys. So, let's rock and roll with the T-man! At that moment, Evil Tex started playing his guitar. Buster and the others screamed while covering their ears because the music was too loud. I also had to cover my ears during that musical number. Then, Evil Tex hit everyone with his guitar, killing them instantly.

## Evil Tex vs Home 2K15

Tex then replied, as his voice faded to a demonic effect.

"You know what? It's time to say goodbye!"

He then whacked Tip and Oh in the face with his hammer, and they fell down the basement's stairs.

"Ow!" Said Oh.

"That really hurts!" Tip said as they hit the wall.

"It's time to play with the Sexy Texy!" Tex said, as he grabbed out his chainsaw and starts it up.

Tex then started to fly towards Tip and Oh, and right before he made contact with them, the screen cut to black.

I realized that the Home scene was similar to the Luca scene from The Second Rare THX Trailer by Pixar that Hayden the Toe Jammer encountered.

## Evil Tex vs Trolls 2K16

At that moment, all of the Trolls saw Tex with his can of bug spray and gasped in shock.

"Hello, little trolls." Tex said. "There is no one here to save you."

The trolls started freaking out, as Tex pulled out a lighter to use with his bug spray.

"Don't worry." Tex said. "I'm just gonna have a cookout."

"RUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!" Poppy yelled.

The trolls ran around the village as Tex sprayed them with the fire bug spray. The trolls screamed in anguish as they were burnt to a crisp. As Tex flew away, the screen faded to black.

## Evil Tex vs The Boss Baby 2K17

"You really think I'll be ashamed of myself?" Tex said. "Anyways, TIME FOR SOME BABYSITTING WITH THE T-MAN!"

Tex grabbed out a pipe bomb and started it up to destroy the entirety of Tim's house.

The Templetons started panicking over the bomb.

Once the pipe bomb exploded, the house exploded to pieces, as Tex flew out of the house laughing stupidly.

The screen then cut to black, the trailer was almost over.

## Evil Tex vs Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie 2K17

"Oh, we’ll see about that!" Tex said with his big yellow grin.

Captain Underpants used his underwear to slingshot at Tex and made a hit.

Captain Underpants killed Tex by punching him many times.

## Evil Tex vs Abominable 2K19

"I came here to kill you because the rest of those animated characters disrespected my logo." Tex said to Burnish.

"Now, IT'S TIME TO BEGIN WORLD WAR 3 WITH THE T-MAN TONIGHT!!!"

Tex then loaded his M4 and then fired it.

He started to shoot Yi, Peng, Burnish, and Everest.

Yi, Peng, Burnish, and Everest started screaming with realistic agony.

Blood started flying everywhere and even all over the screen.

Tex just smiled evilly while firing his submachine gun. After he killed them and the screen cut to black.

I could even hear Tex laughing in the background.

## Evil Tex vs The Bad Guys 2K22

"That is so hostile but...I'm still gonna kill you." Tex said, as he grabbed out his chainsaw.

Mr. Snake gasped and said "Let's get out of here!"

They all got into the car and drove away from Tex while screaming.

"Hey! Don’t run away from Sexy Texy!" Tex shouted. He pressed the orange button on his chest and proceeded to fly after them.

"He’s gaining on us!" Mr. Shark told Mr. Wolf.

Mr. Wolf continued driving the car.

Tex couldn’t fly faster, he then pushed his finger into his jetpack button pressing it harder.

"COME ON! LET’S GET FASTER WITH THE T-MAN!" Tex yelled as he flew even faster.

However, a portal to a Hell from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut opened in front of them.

“What?!” Mr. Wolf exclaimed.

The criminals then went through the portal and screamed as they fell.

They continued screaming until there was a sudden fiery explosion before the portal closed.

## Evil Tex vs Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken 2K23

"You don't want to know. Now, it's time for you to burn to Satan's Kingdom!" Tex responded.

"Now, it's time for me to have some Spicy Fried Kraken!"

At that moment, Tex snapped pressed the trigger on the flamethrower and started the burn Oceanside High.

Heck, i could hear Ruby agonizing scream as she was being burned alive, Just then, the propane tanks exploded afterwards.

It was like a devastating moment that happened to tankers when they explode because of the heat from flames. It was called BLEVE (Boiling Liquid Expand Vapor Explosion) Tex then disappeared as the scene then faded to black.

## Evil Tex vs Orion and The Dark 2K24

It faded into a shot of a dark forest, just then, Orion and Dark came into the shot.

"Woah, where are we?" Orion asked.

After about 3 seconds, Tex dropped down to the ground, startling Orion and Dark.

"Hello there, whoever you are!" Tex said.

"W-who are you!? What are you even doing here!?" Orions houted.

"I can't tell you the reason why, but I can give you something that will cheer you up!" Tex said.

He then grabbed Dark and they disappeared without a trace, like in the previous scene.

Orion got confused, as she looked around to see where Tex is.

It then went to his point of view, as he continued looking around.

but not long after, A mysterious figure (which almost looked like Tex) flew up towards Orion, and oh god, it looked berserk.

It was entirely black, and there were sharp teeth coming out of it's head.

I could even hear a sound effect of THX Tex Red Clouds Trailers.

Right before the figure was about to make contact with Orion, the screen cut to black.

I could even hear a sound of blood splattering everywhere, and Orion letting out a loud blood-curdling scream.

I felt sickened by that moment afterwards.

But like I said, the trailer wasn't not over yet.

## William Hunt's Defeat

Then it showed a wide shot of the THX logo on a black background. The animation of the THX logo was from the Tex 1 trailer. On the floor I could see the DreamWorks moon all broken up into pieces.

Just then, the deep note with the chorus of peoples screams returned except the deep note was digitally mastered pitched and the screams were at the same level of loudness as that deleted contest trailer that I saw. There were also the screams from various DreamWorks characters including those of Shrek, Donkey, Po, Tigress, RJ, Verne, Alex, Marty, Gloria, Melman, Grug, Eep, Astrid, Hiccup Z, Bala, Oscar, Barry B. Benson, Adam, B.O.B., Susan, Megamind, Jack Frost, Turbo, Chet, Whiplash, Skidmark, White Shadow, Burn, Smooth Move, Mr. Peabody, Sherman, Oh, Tip, Poppy, Branch, Tim, Boss Baby's crying, George, Harold, Mr. Wolf, Mr. Snake, Mr. Shark, Ms. Tarantula, Mr. Piranha, Ruby and Orion. I covered my ears. After the deep note ended, I uncovered my ears and saw blood on my palms.

"Dang it!" I said in anger.

I paused the trailer and went to clean my ears out with a tissue. I also received a headache from listening to the screaming deep note. I then ran outside to rest my head for 5 minutes. I then went back inside to watch the rest of the trailer. The THX logo stayed on screen for 5 seconds.

Just then, Tex landed on the ground just like what he did in that Moo Can trailer almost like a jumpscare. Tex then held up a head. The severed head resembled that of the head of the DreamWorks fishing boy mascot himself, William Hunt.

"Jesus Christ." I said under my breath.

Tex then said:

"Hello, DreamWorks fans. The evil sexy texy is back at it again killing more animated characters from different animation companies because they disrespected my logo! I also killed their mascot as well! Now hear this, viewers! if you are ever scared of me, or my logo, I will find your country, I will find your region, I will find your address, and I will find you and kill you till you die! Pleasant dreams and may the nightmare be with you."

Tex dropped the head of William Hunt and flew off into the darkness laughing evilly. Just then, the logo faded out and the famous THX slogan "The Audience Is Listening" faded in along with the text "Happy Halloween from THX". The corners of the screen were blood stained. Tex's evil laughter can still be heard. The text then faded out. It showed a black screen for about 10 seconds. I thought it was over.

## True Ending: Shrek's Jumpscare

But after 10 seconds, a demented picture of Shrek came in.

It was the scene from Shrek 2 when Puss attacked Shrek and he started screaming in pain. But this time, his eyes were just black hollow holes with red dots and blood was dripping from his sockets. It was also accompanied by a very loud distorted version of Shrek's roar.