Orcs and Dorks

**Written By** | Thomas Ridgewell

**Orcs and Dorks** is the third episode of Crash Zoom. It was released on August 28, 2015

## Synopsis

Lucy's role-playing club goes arise after Kate summons a real monster.

## Plot

Kate and Lucy are sitting by the fire in the woods. Suddenly, a rustle can be heard in the bushes, which causes Lucy to shoot a burnt stick into the bush, which causes her to burn out. Suddenly, three enemies appear and Lucy defeats them. Suddenly a knight appears with armour resistant to swords, lightning and air. Then Lucy asks how she breathes which causes her to choke. Thanks to this, Lucy wins and everyone applauds. After a while, Kate says it's boring here and asks why Ben isn't here. Then there's a flashback where Ben asks Lucy if she can go. Lucy asks what he is taking with him and Ben shows a bazooka with the words "Sword" and Lucy covers him with a towel to sleep. After a flashback, Lucy promotes Kate to a sorceress. She also wants to give her a spell book, but Kate already has hers with the pentagram and the number 666. She then utters a spell which causes a thunderstorm that turns the disguises into real things, such as a horse costume into a real one. Lucy tells Kate it's not cool however Kate says in case and summons the monster. Then Kate wishes Lucy good luck and disappears. Then the monster approaches her and the lightning speaks out of fear and lightning shoots from her finger which annoys the monster, and then in the same place someone shot him with a bow and then LARPers run to him, but they are crushed by the monster's fist and blown away by the victim. Then one of the LARPers got stuck in a branch and dies. Suddenly, Brian appears from below to heal him. The third time he heals him, the guy tells him to let him die. Anyway, Bryan wants do it again but was killed by a monster fist. A bit further, Lucy is hiding behind a rock and suddenly Kate is next to her, which screams and the monster finds her and tries to destroy her, but Lucy has anti-fire, anti-giant-fist and anti-stone armour. Eventually, the monster devours her, but the girl also has anti-demonic armour, which causes the monster to explode. After a while, Kate appears next to Lucy, who wants to repeat everything again, but Lucy takes the book and destroys it, changing everything to normal. Then she says that she will do something boring, e.g. birdwatching, but a week later Kate found mutant birds that eat people and Ben appears next to Lucy and says to cover the bird with a towel.

## Characters

* Lucy
* Kate
* Ben
* Demon Monster/Tom (debut)
* Cosplay People (debut)
* Hell Bird (debut)
* Wizard Guy (debut)
* Guy with “Meme” Shirt (debut)
* Guy with “Meme” Shirt’s Mom (debut)

## Deaths

* The Blue and Green assassins are slashed by Lucy's sword (In the LARP.)
* The red assassin is hit by the sheath of Lucy's sword and bonked on the head by Lucy's Guitar (In the LARP.)
* Derek suffocates due to realizing he has air-proof armor.
* 6 LARPers are crushed by the beast's fist.
* 4 LARPers are burned to death by the beast's fire breath.
* A LARPer is impaled by a branch but is revived 4 times.
* Brian is crushed by The Beast's fist.
* The Beast explodes when Lucy says she has anti-demon armor.
* A dragon LARPer falls to his death.
* The Knight kid dies off-screen.

## Trivia

* This is the final episode released in 2015.
* Tom's arm can be seen behind the rock when everything turned back to normal.
* References to the now-defunct website Lock Legion can be seen scattered around the episode.
* This is the first episode to feature Lucy and Kate as the main characters without Ben. In the next episode Grave Mistake, Ben and Kate are the main characters without Lucy.
* The guy in the beginning’s helmet is the Madalorian’s helmet.