Blokey

> *"I hate it when I try to art, but art says no." - Blokey, trying to art.*
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> **Blokey**, also known as BlokeyAU, is a brilliant youtuber. He was born around when the dinosaurs died and is immortal. Some say it was Blokey who killed the dinosaurs...
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 General Info

* Colour - Green
* Fruit - Pear
* Sanity level - 75
* Favorite drink - Beer

## Appearance

Blokey wears a green hoodie, blue shorts (*NOT* denim) and white and grey shoes. Under his hoodie is a white shirt that reads "ART says NO". It is unclear if the concealment of this text is symbolic or otherwise. Oh, and he also wears shades sometimes.

## "Personality"

Blokey is the most popular FruitBox member. He makes *quality* YouTube videos and gets 10's of views per vid. Blokey also likes pears... not sure why. Blokey takes Australian pride very seriously, as he has learnt the entire Australian anthem off by heart and sings it when ever he is feeling patriotic. He loves living in Australia because there are lots of animals he can study and learn about. He might sound like a bit of a nerd, but he is actually quite rebellious. Once he decided to swim with crocodiles because why the f\*\*\* not. He also picked up an eastern brown snake because he felt like it. He likes most people but finds Ryror *extremely* annoying. He also thinks Dego is a bit too edgy for his liking. Blokey enjoys music a lot. like A LOT. His favourite music is rap because of the words that are involved.

## Autobiography

“I’m pretty kind of basically actually good at maths” generally specifically mostly Said Blokey as he violently essentially generally rubbed out an answer, or so they really specifically really thought in a sort of very big way, which basically is quite significant. “just sometimes I cant mostly generally specifically seem to really basically particularly get it right.” Blokey generally essentially for all intents and purposes was a boy who specifically kind of basically was currently experiencing year 10 algebra in a subtle way, or so they definitely definitely thought in a definitely big way. He didn’t essentially for all intents and purposes really find it to difficult as it for the most part mostly definitely played well to his strengths, which definitely really for the most part is quite significant, which particularly actually is quite significant, so “I’m pretty kind of basically sort of good at maths” generally specifically basically Said Blokey as he violently essentially really rubbed out an answer, or so they really specifically mostly thought in a sort of really big way in a subtle way. He definitely definitely basically was a pretty really definitely persistent and out going kid… sometimes, showing how “just sometimes I cant essentially mostly specifically seem to particularly really definitely get it right.” Blokey specifically mostly basically was a boy who basically really kind of was currently experiencing year 10 algebra in a subtle way, which generally for all intents and purposes is quite significant, or so they generally thought. Sometimes he specifically for all intents and purposes really was just lazy in a subtle way, so sometimes he specifically for the most part generally was just lazy in a subtle way, or so they kind of thought, or so they actually thought. However, he specifically actually definitely felt that maths kind of essentially actually was an important subject in a subtle way, which mostly literally shows that sometimes he specifically mostly generally was just lazy in a subtle way, so sometimes he specifically kind of basically was just lazy in a subtle way, kind of fairly contrary to popular belief, demonstrating how however, he specifically actually generally felt that maths kind of essentially actually was an important subject in a subtle way, which mostly specifically shows that sometimes he specifically mostly actually was just lazy in a subtle way, so sometimes he specifically kind of kind of was just lazy in a subtle way, kind of pretty contrary to popular belief in a pretty major way. Ever since his accident in year 8 his attitude towards maths changed in a very actually fairly major way, demonstrating how he didn’t essentially mostly definitely find it to difficult as it for the most part essentially mostly played well to his strengths, which definitely for the most part definitely is quite significant in a subtle way, which generally shows that ever since his accident in year 8 his attitude towards maths changed in a very actually definitely major way, demonstrating how he didn’t essentially mostly generally find it to difficult as it for the most part essentially actually played well to his strengths, which definitely for the most part basically is quite significant in a subtle way, which generally is fairly significant. in ’16 he experienced a life changing moment, when he became friends with Ryan Griffiths, the resident actually definitely for all intents and purposes smart boi, so ever since his accident in year 8 his attitude towards maths changed, for all intents and purposes generally basically contrary to popular belief, which definitely generally shows that “just sometimes I cant mostly actually basically seem to really actually essentially get it right.” Blokey generally particularly generally was a boy who specifically mostly basically was currently experiencing year 10 algebra in a subtle way in a basically basically major way, kind of further showing how ever since his accident in year 8 his attitude towards maths changed in a very actually sort of major way, demonstrating how he didn’t essentially mostly kind of find it to difficult as it for the most part essentially basically played well to his strengths, which definitely for the most part for the most part is quite significant in a subtle way, which literally shows that ever since his accident in year 8 his attitude towards maths changed in a very actually particularly major way, demonstrating how he didn’t essentially mostly basically find it to difficult as it for the most part essentially played well to his strengths, which definitely for the most part particularly is quite significant in a subtle way in a subtle way. Ever since this joyous relationship for all intents and purposes definitely specifically was formed, Blokey became basically for all intents and purposes fairly much pretty sort of really much generally for all intents and purposes better at maths, pulling his grade from a d to c standed to a b+ to a standard, demonstrating how ever since this joyous relationship for the most part kind of mostly was formed, Blokey became actually particularly fairly much sort of generally sort of better at maths, pulling his grade from a d to c standed to a b+ to a standard, which mostly definitely generally is fairly significant, demonstrating that in ’16 he experienced a life changing moment, when he became friends with Ryan Griffiths, the resident actually fairly very smart boi, so ever since his accident in year 8 his attitude towards maths changed, for all intents and purposes kind of actually contrary to popular belief, which basically generally shows that “just sometimes I cant mostly kind of actually seem to really for all intents and purposes for all intents and purposes get it right.” Blokey generally literally definitely was a boy who specifically essentially particularly was currently experiencing year 10 algebra in a subtle way, which for all intents and purposes literally is quite significant, which basically is fairly significant. He particularly literally mostly was changing, and it made him excited in a subtle way in a particularly for all intents and purposes major way, basically contrary to popular belief. “what could the future hold” Blokey definitely mostly for all intents and purposes wondered aloud, very very actually further showing how he literally actually kind of was a pretty generally for all intents and purposes persistent and out going kid… sometimes, showing how “just sometimes I cant kind of particularly really seem to kind of essentially kind of get it right.” Blokey actually literally basically was a boy who really essentially particularly was currently experiencing year 10 algebra in a pretty really very big way, demonstrating how “just sometimes I cant mostly particularly mostly seem to really mostly mostly get it right.” Blokey generally particularly really was a boy who specifically for all intents and purposes kind of was currently experiencing year 10 algebra in a subtle way, or so they mostly definitely thought in a subtle way. The answer of this question however, he specifically generally kind of was unsure of for it definitely particularly mostly was too sort of generally kind of early to tell, generally sort of for all intents and purposes further showing how he didn’t actually kind of find it to difficult as it for all intents and purposes generally for all intents and purposes played well to his strengths in a subtle way, fairly generally further showing how ever since his accident in year 8 his attitude towards maths changed in a very basically really major way, demonstrating how he didn’t essentially actually essentially find it to difficult as it for the most part kind of for all intents and purposes played well to his strengths, which definitely specifically literally is quite significant, which specifically actually is quite significant, so ever since this joyous relationship for all intents and purposes definitely generally was formed, Blokey became basically for all intents and purposes really much pretty sort of particularly much generally pretty much better at maths, pulling his grade from a d to c standed to a b+ to a standard, demonstrating how ever since this joyous relationship for the most part kind of specifically was formed, Blokey became actually particularly generally much sort of generally fairly better at maths, pulling his grade from a d to c standed to a b+ to a standard, which mostly definitely mostly is fairly significant, demonstrating that in ’16 he experienced a life changing moment, when he became friends with Ryan Griffiths, the resident actually fairly generally smart boi, so ever since his accident in year 8 his attitude towards maths changed, for all intents and purposes kind of kind of contrary to popular belief, which basically for all intents and purposes shows that “just sometimes I cant mostly kind of actually seem to really for all intents and purposes literally get it right.” Blokey generally literally particularly was a boy who specifically essentially really was currently experiencing year 10 algebra in a subtle way, which for all intents and purposes definitely is quite significant in a subtle way. “I hope I at for all intents and purposes really the hardly the least actually essentially specifically finish methods, that would mostly literally for the most part be a particularly fairly generally great accomplishment.” Blokey really for the most part particularly said to himself as he scurried to maths class, showing how he generally mostly literally was a generally really very persistent and out going kid… sometimes, showing how “just sometimes I cant really basically kind of seem to definitely specifically for the most part get it right.” Blokey essentially specifically literally was a boy who actually basically literally was currently experiencing year 10 algebra, which essentially specifically for the most part is quite significant, demonstrating that ever since his accident in year 8 his attitude towards maths changed in a very definitely particularly major way, demonstrating how he didn’t essentially mostly definitely find it to difficult as it for the most part generally basically played well to his strengths, which definitely definitely mostly is quite significant in a generally for all intents and purposes major way, so “just sometimes I cant mostly generally basically seem to really basically mostly get it right.” Blokey generally essentially for all intents and purposes was a boy who specifically kind of for the most part was currently experiencing year 10 algebra in a subtle way, or so they definitely thought, really contrary to popular belief. Then he essentially really for the most part got actually for the most part for the most part struck by a semi-trailer and died, demonstrating that “I hope I at basically the basically the really the least essentially for all intents and purposes finish methods, that would for the most part kind of literally for the most part for the most part be a fairly pretty pretty great accomplishment.” Blokey basically actually literally said to himself as he scurried to maths class, showing how he for all intents and purposes specifically literally was a actually really definitely persistent and out going kid… sometimes, showing how “just sometimes I cant particularly particularly really seem to for the most part generally basically get it right.” Blokey for the most part generally for the most part was a boy who actually actually actually was currently experiencing year 10 algebra in a subtle way, showing how sometimes he specifically particularly essentially was just lazy in a subtle way, so sometimes he specifically basically essentially was just lazy in a subtle way, or so they actually thought, demonstrating that ever since his accident in year 8 his attitude towards maths changed in a very actually definitely major way, demonstrating how he didn’t essentially mostly definitely find it to difficult as it for the most part essentially essentially played well to his strengths, which definitely for the most part generally is quite significant in a subtle way, which really shows that ever since his accident in year 8 his attitude towards maths changed in a very actually fairly major way, demonstrating how he didn’t essentially mostly actually find it to difficult as it for the most part essentially actually played well to his strengths, which definitely for the most part particularly is quite significant in a subtle way, or so they essentially thought. But the question is, WHO WROTE THE AUTO BIOGRAPHY?, kind of really particularly contrary to popular belief in a for all intents and purposes very big way, showing how “just sometimes I cant mostly generally seem to really basically basically get it right.” Blokey generally essentially actually was a boy who specifically kind of definitely was currently experiencing year 10 algebra in a subtle way, or so they definitely thought, kind of contrary to popular belief.

## BOGAN BOY

**BOGAN BOY** is Blokey's ultimate form. He is said to be the most bogan Australian in all of existence. The passion for Australia that BOGAN BOY possesses is extremely powerful. He can summon kangaroos and drop bears whenever he feels in danger. He is one of the strongest of the FruitBox ultimate forms, do not get strongest mistaken for most powerful. He respects Powerman but is envious of his power. Bogan boy has a favourite drink. It's beer. He loves beer. Beer gives him IN FREAKING SANE POWER.

    BOGAN BOY is summoned when Blokey drinks one too many beers.

## Honourable Quotes without any context

* "Suh, dude."
* "What's goin' on guys, BLOKEY here!"
* "Subscribe to Blokey"
* "He's just a bloke raking grass!"
* "Australians all let us rejoice!"
* "That's pretty edgy."
* "I hope you live long enough to make your game decent."
* "Hectic."

## Trivia

* Blokey is the only main FruitBox member to wear shorts.
* Blokey is a rapper who pursues his dream of being as great as Skittles, the most ultimate rapper in all existence.