JVTA

* Regular JVTA
* Business JVTA
* Pride JVTA
* Regular JVTA (classic)
* Business JVTA (classic)
* Monarchist JVTA
* Bookworm JVTA
* Mourning JVTA

**Former:**
The Gays (citizenship)

**JVTA** (real name **Jonas Albert**; born 30 November / invited 24 December 2021) is a politician, businessperson, and journalist who is the current president of Jonasland, from the creation of the title to January 16th, 2023, then February 20th and 21st of the same year, and finally from October 14th, 2023, to the present day. As well as this, they were the first vice president of Jonasland, the first prime minister of the Potato Empire, and are currently the monarch of Maraterria. They reside in Jonasland, and also have residencies in Thailand and previously The Gays.

After two and a half months of inactivity after joining, JVTA founded PMI, the first media enterprise to launch on the Realmplex server. They continue to run PMI to this day. JVTA also is the creator of both the Potato Democrats, the Potato Empire's first political party, as well as the Jonasland Socialist Party. Other projects made by JVTA include JVTelecom, the server's first telecom operator, and GSC. They have been witness to multiple events on Realmplex, most notably the Great Realmplex War in June 2022 which saw them killed on the frontline while capturing photos of the destruction of the Potato Temple. During the events of Chaos Day, JVTA was murdered. For some time, JVTA was the head of the Ministry of Land Management.

JVTA is recognised as an insider of several nations, including the Potato Empire and the Carrot Republic, and, when the account of wealth is taken out of view, JVTA could be viewed as a major player. They have often been viewed in a negative light, though, with many of his opponents accusing them of bias, either towards Potato, Carrot, or self-interest. JVTA has also been accused on multiple occasions of election fraud and treason. Following multiple incidents across the server which led to their injury or in some cases death, JVTA declared themselves as a non-combatant player.

## Appearance

JVTA is a Jonas Clone with shoulder-length brown hair. His casual Minecraft skin wears a yellow shirt, blue pants, and pink gumboots, with a rainbow scarf wrapped around their neck. When regarding business matters, JVTA's Minecraft skins has a green jacket with dark green buttons over a white shirt, as well as dark green pants, and black shoes. JVTA also has a variant of the outfit used by the Potato King.

JVTA has several other variants of their Minecraft skin that they have used on multiple occasions.

## Life

### Early days on the server

JVTA was first invited to Realmplex on December 24th, 2021 (5 MAP). Where they canonically came from is unknown, though it is presumed this location has a large number of Jonas Clones.

On their first day, JVTA had to be fished out of spawn by TaylorWorld, as the lavacast had not yet been removed.

In their early days, JVTA was not entirely active, and in the times that they were on, their game lagged heavily. Sometime around January of 2022, JVTA's computer broke down. Between then and their return to the server, they were removed from the Discord for unknown reasons. Little remains of JVTA's early days outside of several screenshots.

### Carrot-Potato Conflict and PMI

JVTA moved into Thailand on February 21st, 2022. While in Thailand, JVTA learned of the seizure of the Potato Temple by the newly-independent Carrot Empire, and in reaction, showed their support for Potato. It was on the same day that JVTA created a news website called Potato Media International (PMI), which soon became the largest media company on Realmplex.

JVTA began to develop a reputation among the leaders of the Realmplex nations, who began asking for interviews and the publishing of articles. JVTA's first interview would be with "themselves", though it was written as if someone else took the interview.

Under JVTA's guidance, PMI was built up to be a dominant force on Realmplex. During a conversation with TaylorWorld, JVTA called themselves "the most powerful person on Realmplex", noting their powers with PMI and how it was possible for them to publish fake news to rile up something. Despite this, JVTA has sworn against fake news and misinformation, a claim sometimes questioned by the other members of the server.

### Great Realmplex War

JVTA was a witness to the Great Realmplex War, a short battle that took place in the afternoon (NZT) of June 16th, 2022. After reading the announcement on the Carrot Empire's Discord server, JVTA went over to the Potato Temple, which at the time was being destroyed by Carrot forces. JVTA was spotted by FrenziedRaptor, who killed them twice and stole all of JVTA's stuff. FrenziedRaptor later announced that should them and Rory get banned, JVTA will receive all of FrenziedRaptor's stuff. With the end of the Great Realmplex War, FrenziedRaptor was banned after being killed by SashaTripleUnderscore. JVTA, now in possession of their new hand-me-downs, stated that they had "big plans". These plans later evolved into the country of Jonasland.

### June - October 2022

On the evening of June 22nd, 2022, JVTA, along with TaylorWorld, began construction on PMI's headquarters.

On June 26th, 2022, FrenziedRaptor requested some of the war loot back. After some conversation, JVTA agreed to give the armour, and some of the tools back; in return, JVTA would receive some diamond armour and tools FrenziedRaptor made prior. However, debate sparked regarding the location of a missing "second pickaxe". This pickaxe remains lost to this day.

Come July, a notable shift in JVTA's behaviour began to be observed. In the later weeks of July, they began an effort to navigate the entire server and actually managed to locate several parts of the server, including Femboy Land, which, after realising where they were; Femboy Land has a strict closed-border policy, they swiftly left.

JVTA would be one of the many to work on the mystery of the tree at the Yodapods Building on July 24th, 2022. On October 29th, 2022, JVTA was offered a tour of Carrot Castle, after agreeing to build a PMI bureau within Carrot territory. During the tour, JVTA accidentally fell off an ice path in the Nether and plunged into lava, killing them instantly and erasing their items. JVTA launched both Potato Democrats, a political activist organisation, and JVTelecom, a phone box operator, in the closing days of October 2022.

### Last months of 2022 and first months of 2023

JVTA began construction on the Albert Tower on October 31st, 2022, and days later began planning out a supermarket-style store on the outskirts of Thailand. On November 14th, JVTA formed the faction of Jonasland. The Albert Tower has not yet been completed.

JVTA was a frontrunner in the first elections on the server.

On March 16th, 2023, JVTA was killed for the first time in 102 days by MikeCube. MikeCube, who had left the server on that day, had previously said he wanted to do so. JVTA subsequently vowed to "kill [MikeCube], for real". Some time later, JVTA ran in the vote to elect a new moderator. JVTA campaigned to keep MikeCube and Trombone\_13 permanently banned. JVTA came fourth in the vote of five candidates.

Sometime in April of 2023, JVTA received, from Clamlum, an elytra, and following this repeatedly flew across the server. On April 6th, 2023, JVTA became a member of The Gays. During the Second Great Realmplex War, JVTA became involved in a scandal regarding leaked messages from secret Potato chats. They were not charged.

Following SandwichPress's resignation as admin, JVTA participated in the vote to elect her successor. Despite coming third, JVTA became upset over people speculating they'd be salty about the results. JVTA became more upset after finding out they had received the most eighth-choice votes. JVTA faced another election loss the following month, and subsequently lost all political power in the Potato Empire.

### Mid-2023

JVTA quietly came out as non-binary sometime around mid-2023.

On April 15th, 2023, JVTA launched GSC Copper, after debate regarding their lack of diamonds. JVTA had been complaining of not having diamonds, which are often seen as a global currency.

After a sudden shake-up in the list of registered candidates, JVTA lost the June elections to TaylorWorld. According to PMI, they did not take the news of this very well, as many had stated before the election that they would win in a landslide.

After personal conflict with SandwichPress, Clamlum, and LEAN LOVER, JVTA removed them from the SDP on August 16th, 2023, despite informing Rory and Taylor hours prior that they wouldn't do such an action out of fear of losing votes. JVTA left The Gays a day later.

JVTA was one of the participants of the first Potato election debate on September 2nd, 2023. Prior to the debate, SpecShark hit JVTA with the freedom stick in an attempt to "beat freedom" into JVTA. Despite gains made by their party, JVTA failed to win any seats. The Potato Democrats ultimately lost the September elections after the UCP made a coalition with the TOP.

### Late 2023 - winning back the presidency and future endeavours

On October 13th, 2023, JVTA won a Jonasland presidential election and once again became president of Jonasland. However, the circumstances they won in have been widely disputed. RoryRDMB pointed out that he was never given the chance to vote, while SandwichPress and LEAN LOVER noted the lack of any notification about the election.

JVTA ran in the October 2023 moderator vote. They came second to Rory, who had won in a 70% landslide.

## Relationships

JVTA's brother, Revden, is a member of Realmplex. JVTA has often taken up the mantra of "you mess with [Revden], you mess with [JVTA]"; case in point, when Revden was banned for stealing items from TheAllSeeingBird, JVTA angrily fought to try and get him unbanned, much to the annoyance of the rest of the server.

JVTA is also the owner of several sheep, cows, horses, and one piglin. Of these, Bread, Donald Trump, and Baxter are all of relatively heightened importance to JVTA.

## Trivia

* JVTA is openly bisexual and non-binary, and uses they/them pronouns.
* JVTA keeps a counter of the amount of days since their death. So far the counter is at 162 days, their current record. The total was last reset on August 7th, 2023, when JVTA fell off the Albert Tower scaffolding. Their previous record was 102 days, which ended on March 16th, 2023.
* JVTA's brother, Revden, is a member of Realmplex.
* JVTA has on two occasions interviewed themselves on PMI.
* JVTA is an active editor on and is one of the admins of the Realmplex Wiki.
	+ JVTA currently runs their own wiki, which is where most of their experience in wikis comes from.

## Quotes

* "Oh, for Pete's sake!" *JVTA's common expression of disappointment.*
* "Out-of-control security situation" *The way JVTA referred to the December incident on PMI.*
* "Yello" *One of the various ways JVTA says hello, though spelt like yellow, their favourite colour.*
* "Because death is annoying and I used to experience it so much. Now I'm one day off 100 days without death, and that does count days where I didn't play." *A quote from an interview with JVTA. Ironically, JVTA would be killed three days later.*
* "They can rot in hell." *JVTA talking about MikeCube and SashaTripleUnderscore in the hours after their murder.*

## References

1. ↑ https://kelbert9.wixsite.com/pminews/post/pmi-press-statement-16-july-2022 *PMI*, 16 July 2022. Retrieved 31 October 2022.
2. ↑ https://kelbert9.wixsite.com/pminews/post/parts-of-realmplex-in-ruins-as-war-ends; *PMI*, 16 June 2022. Retrieved 31 October 2022.
3. ↑ https://kelbert9.wixsite.com/pminews/post/developing-thailand-affected-by-illager-raid; *PMI*, 11 June 2022. Retrieved 31 October 2022.
4. ↑ https://kelbert9.wixsite.com/pminews/post/pmi-journalist-mauled-by-angry-mob-of-mobs-in-near-death-experience; *PMI*, 1 March 2022. Retrieved 31 October 2022.
5. ↑ 5.0 5.1 https://kelbert9.wixsite.com/pminews/post/an-interview-with-jvta *PMI*, 25 February 2022. Link retrieved on 17 June 2022.
6. ↑ https://kelbert9.wixsite.com/pminews/post/jvta-starts-new-faction *PMI*, 14 November 2022. Retrieved 14 November 2022.
7. ↑ https://kelbert9.wixsite.com/pminews/post/specshark-elected-as-server-admin *PMI*, 29 April 2023. Retrieved 29 April 2023.
8. ↑ https://en.pronouns.page/@jvtaoff *Pronouns.page*. Retrieved 26 March 2023.

## See also

**Political entities:** Potato Democrats |  Social Democratic Party

**Locations:**Albert Tower | JVTA's house |  Jonasland | Jonas's Store