Dilusioun

The country of **Dilusioun** was founded on August 3rd, 2021 by Garcis Defiloun and was abolished on November 14th, 2022.

## History

### French Political Crisis (March 2021 - December 2022)

France began 2021 in a tough situation, as it has just exited election season with unclear results. Finally in late January it would become publically known that the Social Democrats had won the election, but had been kept from power by the Popular Defense Front of France. This would cause major outrage and protests in Paris and other major provinces of France, convincing the leader of Dilusioun Province, Garcis Defiloun to declare independence from France to protect the province from any issues relating to the political crisis. Many other provinces would follow the example. After a year and half of debate and riots in France, finally the PDFF would officially apologise for their actions and pay 6 Francs to the Social Democrats. Seeing that the situation was resolved, Garcis Defiloun would anounce that Dilusioun was rejoining France, ending the independent state and restoring the Dilusioun Province.

## Subdivisions and Settlements of Dilusioun

### Regions and Departments of Dilusioun

The regions and departments of Dilusioun are the regions and departments of Dilusioun. The following is a list of them.

#### Departments

The departments of Dilusioun are based on the sitties, litties, fitties, mitties, ritties, limmies, villages and donerkebabs of Dilusioun, as anything in a [Generational Mathematical Error:Positive Infinity][Generational Mathematical Error:Negative Infinity][Generational Mathematical Error:Infinity][Generational Mathematical Error:Unknown Error] radius of any major sitties, litties, fitties, mitties, ritties, limmies, villages and donerkebabs is declared as a department. The sitties, litties, fitties, mitties, ritties, limmies, villages and donerkebabs east of the Dilusioun River all have a single defined radius. (The following list is not ordered in any logical way)

* Why Department
* The Town Department
* The City Department
* They speak Department
* She who speaks Department
* Org Department
* Alleyway Department
* He who speaks Department
* Beershop.com Department
* He-Who-Speaks Department
* Duse Department
* Blue-Blue Minor Chair And Cashier Department
* De Creative Department
* Misterious Department
* Maisod.fr Department
* Corn General Department
* Saint-Claude Department
* Montange-Moirans-en
* S'il vous plaît, envoyez de l'aide, je deviens complètement fou, aidez-moi, s'il vous plaît, j'ai besoin d'échapper à l'aide, aidez-moi Department
* Dilusion Minor Department
* Valzin en Petite Montagne Department
* Saint-Savour Department
* Saint Amour Department
* Church Department
* Clairvaux-les-Lacs Department
* Nanchez Department
* First Person Department
* Chapelle-Voland Department
* Voland-Chapelle Department
* Rousses Department
* Boys, d' Amount Department
* Tarantula Department
* Hauts-du-Bienne Department
* Chapelle des-Boys Department
* Saint-Laurent-en-Grandvaux Department
* The Yellow Hat Department
* The Blue Hat Department
* Mouthe Department
* " " Department (For explanation, the quotation marks are not part of the name and neither is this whole section of text, so in reality the name of the department is "[space] department", if you replace "[space]" with a actual space.)
* Frasne Department
* Ignious Rock Department
* The Furthest Major Settlement Within The Land of Dilusioun Department
* Poligny Department
* Molain Department
* Champainole Department
* Salins-les-Bains Department
* Lons-le Saunier Greater Water Department-Zone
* Arbois Department
* Meta-beficoun Department
* Doner-kebab Department
* Arcs-sous-Monte(not) Department
* Monmonmontrond Department
* Roadville Department
* Baume-les Messieurs Department
* The Really Red Hat Department

### Settlements of Dilusioun

Dilusioun has ten types of settlements, all with unique meaning and thought added to them. These ten types are sitties, litties, fitties, mitties, ritties, limmies, villages and donerkebabs, which are actually interesting, and cities and villages, which are completely and utterly boring. The following will include their explanations and a list of all settlements of Dilusioun and into which category each falls.

#### Explanations

* Sitties - A sittie, typically, is a small settlement between the size of 7.2947 and 8.9 people, which all live in a single family home and sing barn songs every three days of the week for the yearly rounding festivities, where their population temporarily goes to 7 to 9 people.
* Litties - A littie is a really boring settlement that is known for having an unknown population number and possibly not existing at all and having been made up by a drunk cartographer.
* Fitties - A fittie is a small to medium size settlement that apparently "perfectly fits in with it's surroundings". No further explanation has been given by literally anyone.
* Mitties - A mittie is a medium to large size settlement inhabited by people. The only reason it is different from any other settlement is that it's inhabitants are known as "mitties", which is where the settlement type gets it's name from.
* Ritties - A rittie is a medium to large size settlement inhabited by people who believe they are right in everything, which is physically impossible, leading to them being called "ritties" in a mocking fashion by everyone else, which is where the settlement type gets it's name from.
* Limmies - A limmie is a really weird quaint town that is home to more people than typically considered to be in a town, but due to the wishes of the local residents to remain a town, it becomes known as a limmie, which inadvertently leads to the settlement no longer being a town, which then inadvertently leads to it no longer being a limmie, which then allows the townsfolk to once again wish for it to remain a town, leading to it once more being a limmie and so on, creating an unending looping paradox which no one has been able to explain or solve.
* Villages - A village is a type of settlement that has absolutely nothing special about it and simply exists as a settlement with a few thousand people somewhere in Dilusioun. This is the most boring but also most common settlement type in Dilusioun.
* Donerkebabs - A donerkebab is a type of settlement that looks roughly like the number nine on a map. Donerkebabs also typically have a population of highly ignorant and constantly bored people, who always look for better ways to fish fish out of the fishing fish pond, which they will fail to fish fishing ideas for to fish fish with in the fishing fish pond. (Just for knowledge so you don't make this major mistake, the settlement of Doner-kebab is not a donerkebab but in fact is a village. If you get this mixed up, the inhabitants will be very annoyed, as they aren't highly ignorant and constantly bored people, who always look for better ways to fish fish out of the fishing fish pond, which they will fail to fish fishing ideas for to fish fish with in the fishing fish pond. Just for your own safety.)

There are two additional and more common settlement types in Dilusioun, which are known as towns and cities, and mostly rely on population size and density to be defined, but those are way too boring to describe here in detail. Many folks have also claimed that villages fall into this boringness category as well, but scientists have still refused to accept due to Dilusioun only have one university and one scientific institutes with members too drunk on wine to actually care, so they simply refuse to not have to care.

#### List of Settlements and their Types in Dilusioun

* Alleyway - Village
* Arbois - Village
* Arcs-sous-Monte(not) - Limmie
* Baume-les Messieurs - Town
* Beershop.com - Rittie
* Blue-Blue - Fittie
* Boys, d' Amount - Fittie
* Champainole - Fittie
* Chapelle des-Boys - Village
* Chapelle-Voland - Limmie
* Church - Sittie - Limmie
* Clairvaux-les-Lacs - Village
* Corn - Town
* De Creative - Village
* Dilusion Minor - Town (Also the capital of Dilusioun)
* Doner-kebab - Village
* Duse - Village
* First Person - Village
* Frasne - Town
* Hauts-du-Bienne - Village
* He who speaks - Town
* He-Who-Speaks - Rittie
* Ignious Rock - Mittie
* Lons-le Saunier - City
* Maisod.fr - Rittie
* Meta-beficoun - Fittie
* Mistery - Littie
* Molain - Mittie
* Monmonmontrond - Town
* Montange-Moirans-en - Village
* Mouthe - Village
* Nanchez - Town
* Org - Village
* Poligny - Village
* Roadville - Town
* Rousses - Village
* S'il vous plaît, envoyez de l'aide, je deviens complètement fou, aidez-moi, s'il vous plaît, j'ai besoin d'échapper à l'aide, aidez-moi - Donerkebab
* Saint Amour - Rittie
* Saint-Claude - Fittie
* Saint-Laurent-en-Grandvaux - Littie
* Saint-Savour - Village
* Salins-les-Bains - Village
* She who speaks - Littie
* Tarantula - Donerkebab
* The Blue Hat - Village
* The City - Village
* The Furthest Major Settlement Within The Land of Dilusioun - Fittie
* The Really Red Hat - Mittie
* The Town - Village
* The Yellow Hat - Town
* They speak - Town
* Valzin en Petite Montagne - Rittie
* Voland-Chapelle - Town
* Why - Village
* " " - Limmie (For explanation, the quotation marks are not part of the name and neither is this whole section of text, so in reality the name of the settlement is "[space]", if you replace "[space]" with a actual space. (No, the quotation marks are not part of the name. (No I am serious, they really aren't a part of the time like holy stop they aren't a part of the name! (Stop they aren't a part of the name!))))