Doctor Lisa

Lori: [groans] I have a diabolical headache.

Leni: My lips are totes chapped. Ow.

Luna: (hoarsely) Uggh. My throat hurts and now I can't sing very well.

Luan: I have a heat rash on my right arm.

Luan scratches her heat rash.

Lynn Jr: Ow ow ow. I have a skinned knee and I can't stand this pain anymore.

Lincoln: [sneezes] I have the flu.

Lucy: I have a papercut on my palm.

Lana: I have a hornet sting right on my elbow. And it hurts so severly.

Lola: [groans] My tummy hurts. Maybe mom was right.

Lily shows a splinter on her palm and cries.

Rita: Something is not right about our kids.

Rita: My only son. He has the flu. [cries]

Lynn Sr: Rita. Let it all out.

Rita: [cries] But why? Why?

Lisa: Mom. Why are you crying?

Rita: Something isn't right your siblings. My only son seems to be sick.

Lisa: Hakuna Matata.

Rita: [stops crying] What does that even mean?

Lisa: Another word for no worries.

Rita: What do you mean?

Lisa: I will take care of my siblings. I am gonna be a doctor.

Rita: Go on. You may Lisa.

Lisa: Hey first-born sibling. What seems to be the problem?

Lori: Terrible headache.

Lisa takes Lori's temperature and finds out that it is 99.99 degrees farenheit.

Lisa: Lori. You almost have a fever.

Lisa gives Lori an ice pack.

A few minutes later......

Lisa: Let me feel your head.

Lisa feels Lori's head.

Lisa: Okay. Back to normal.

Lori exits Lisa's room and Leni comes in.

Lisa: Good morning second-eldest sister. What seems to feel wrong?

Leni: Lisa. Look at my lips.

Lisa checks Leni's lips with a special tool that zooms into stuff.

Lisa: Leni. Your lips seem to be chapped.

Leni: What can you do to help me?

Leni bites her nails.

Lisa: Leni. Please don't bite your nails. They will bleed.

Leni stops biting her nails.

Lisa moisturizes Leni's lips with chapstick.

Lisa: Feel any better?

Leni: Totes. Now I can look beautiful.

Leni exits Lisa's room and Luna walks in.

Lisa: Hello third-eldest sister? What seems to be not feeling right?

Luna: [coughs] My singing now sounds more like a broken flute. [wheezes]

Lisa: Luna. I need you to open your mouth, stick out your tongue, and say ahh.

Luna: (opening her mouth and sticking out her tongue) Ahh.

Lisa shines a flashlight into Luna's mouth.

Lisa: Yup. Your vocal cords are pretty red and swollen.

Lisa grabs a throat spray bottle out of her doctor's bag.

Lisa: Luna. Again. Open wide, stick out your tongue, and say ahh.

Luna: (opening her mouth and sticking out her tongue) Ahh.

Lisa sprays the medicine into Luna's mouth.

Lisa: How do you feel now Luna?

Luna: (singing normally) United States Canada Mexico Panama Haiti Jamaica Peru. Republic Dominican Cuba Carribean Greenland El Savador too.

Luna: My throat feels so much better.

Luna exits Lisa's room and Luan walks in.

Lisa: Hello fourth-eldest sibling. What seems to be the trouble?

Luan scratches her arm.

Luan: My arm is itching.

Lisa: Okay.

Luan scratches her arm again.

Lisa; I know it itches, but scratching is not going to help.

Luan: It isn't

Lisa: No.

Luan: Well then what now??

Lisa: Lemon juice. That should help with the itching.

Lisa appiles lemon juice on Luan's rash.

Lisa: To avoid a rash. Eat a banana.

Luan peels a banana and eats it.

Luan: Thanks Lisa. I *peel* so much better. [laughs]

Lisa: You're welcome sis.

Luan exits Lisa's room and Lynn Jr walks in.

Lynn Jr: [cries in pain]

Lisa: Oh hi fourth-eldest sibling. What is the problem.

Lynn Jr: I can't stand this pain much longer. [cries in pain]

Lisa: Alright. I'll take care of it. Now where does it hurt?

Lynn Jr shows her skinned knee to Lisa.

Lisa: Well that hurts.

Lisa grabs a wet paper towel and stops the bleeding.

Lynn Jr: It still hurts.

Lisa applies ointment to Lynn Jr's skinned knee and covers it with a bandage.

Lisa: Your wound will heal in a few days.

Lynn Jr: Thanks Lisa.

Lynn Jr exits Lisa's room and Lincoln walks in.

Lisa: Hello elder brother. What's wrong?

Lincoln: I [sneezes] don't feel well.

Lisa: I'll check you.

Lisa listens to Lincoln's heart.

Lisa: At least your heartbeat sounds fine.

Lincoln: [sneezes] Good.

Lisa listens to Lincoln's stomach.

Lisa: Lincoln. Looks like you have a tummyache.

Lincoln: [sniffles] I think so.

Lisa checks Lincoln's backbone.

Lisa: Backbone. Good shape.

Lincoln: Alright.

Lisa: Hold on a second. I need to check the rest of you.

Lisa: OK Lincoln. Take a deep breath.

Lincoln: [takes deep breaths]

Lisa: Your breathing is fine.

Lisa checks Lincoln's reflexes.

Lisa: Reflexes seem to be okay.

Lisa checks Lincoln's temperature.

Lisa: 100.9 degrees. Lincoln. You have a fever.

Lisa checks Lincoln's eyes.

Lisa: Now can you read those animals please?

Lincoln: Dog, cat, elephant, dolphin, monkey, lemur, lion, pangolin, baboon, weasel, owl, wolf, giraffe, zebra, tiger, parrot, bear, horse, cow, chicken, pig, sloth, pegasus, unicorn, dragon, dinosaur, panda, polar pear, penguin, shark, narwhal, whale, puma, ocelot, jaguar, cheetah, leopard, snail, octopus, ferret, kangaroo, koala, sea lion, wallaby, wombat, rabbit, eagle, flamingo, fox, raccoon, moose, otter, deer, frog, and seal.

Lisa: Perfect eyesight.

Lisa checks both of Lincoln's ears.

Lisa: Your ears are fine too. No inflammation.

Lincoln: [sneezes] [coughs] That's good news.

Lincoln: But I feel weary like I am holding 300 horses.

Lisa: That's a lot of horses.

Lincoln: Yup. [sneezes]

Lisa: Open up your mouth wide, stick out your tongue, and say ahh.

Lincoln: (opening his mouth and sticking out his tongue) Ahh.

Lisa holds the tongue depressor on Lincoln's tongue and shines the flashlight into his open mouth.

Lisa: Throat is swollen.

Rita gives Lincoln a pill and some apple juice to wash it down.

Lincoln takes the pill and drinks the juice.

Lincoln: (well again) Do I feel better yet?

Lisa: Yes.

Lincoln: Thanks Lisa.

Lisa: You are welcome Lincoln.

Lincoln exits Lisa's room and Lucy comes in.

Lisa: What seems to be the trouble?

Lucy: I have a papercut.

Lisa: Looks like you do have a papercut.

Lisa cleans the wound, puts ointment on it, and covers it with a bandage.

Lucy: Thanks Lisa.

Lucy exits Lisa's room and Lana comes in.

Lisa: What is the problem?

Lana: [groans in pain] I have a hornet sting right there. On my ankle. What can help me now?

Lisa: Honey. That should help with the swelling and soothe the pain.

Lisa applies honey on Lana's hornet sting.

A few minutes later.....

Lisa removes the honey with a q-tip.

Lisa covers the hornet sting with a bandage.

Lisa: Your sting should go away in a couple of days.

Lana: Thanks Lisa.

Lana exits Lisa's room and Lola comes in.

Lola: [groans] My tummy. It hurts.

Lisa: Your tummy hurts. I'll scan you from head to toe.

Lisa C.A.T scans Lola from head to toe.

C.A.T scan: [beeps 3 times] Stomach ache.

Lola: What do I do now?

Lisa: Looks like you need some medicine.

Lola takes the medicine.

Lola: You know what. I feel better now.

Lisa: Good.

Lola exits Lisa's room and Rita comes in with Lily.

Lisa: Oh hi mom.

Rita: Hi. There is nothing wrong with me, but Lily has a splinter.

Lily: [cries]

Lisa grabs a magnifying glass and takes a look at Lily's splinter.

Lisa: I'll remove it first.

Lisa removes the splinter very gently, applies ointment to the wound and covers it with a bandage.

Rita: Thanks for helping Lily feel all better.

Lisa: You are welcome Mom.

Lily and Rita exit Lisa's room.

The end