Season 1 (Coke Timeline)

Season 1 (also known as The Coke Timeline) is the first available entry of the Callum Morrin Vlogs Here universe, and subsequently begins the Callum Cycle.

This follows Callum Morrin (U1) as he begins work on a new vlog which he has questionably titled *Hey Guys Callum Morrin Vlogs Here*, the vlog acts as a showcase of the menial tasks in Callum Morrin's life. This season is dubbed The Coke Timeline because of U1's purchase of a coke in Episode 1. During the production of this vlog, strange circumstances cause the editing and events surrounding him to become increasingly vague and ominous, leading to the death of U1.

Very little is known about the logistics of U1 and the ownership of the heyguyscallummorrinvlogshere channel, however it is theorized to be owned by David Koch. This theory however has lost traction due to videos connecting him to major crimes still being available on the channel.

## Episode 1 (-boot -episode\_1.bios)

Episode 1 begins with U1 watching a toucan drinking sparkling water before discussing how badly he would like an alcoholic drink. He soon realises he has nothing to mix alcohol with, thus prompting a short journey to a nearby 7/11with the intention of purchasing a soda to mix with whiskey, this journey is made quicker by a Lime Scooter, which U1 actively mocks before riding.

Upon reaching 7/11U1 purchases a bottle of Cokeand smaller snacks before once again riding the Lime Scooterand immediately falling off. This moment is made lighthearted by a screenshot saying "callum morin is dead" but is most likely the beginning of the Callum Cycle, given the incredibly hard blow U1 took falling over in a potential C-Section. U1 proceeds riding home after falling off the scooter, riding down a large hill along the way (the size of which is unconfirmed given the lack of footage). U1 finally arrives at home where he mixes his drink and transitions into a segment where U1 and his universe companion "Ella" go shopping, this segment contains nothing but quick puns, quips and abhorrently unfunny, edgy jokes.

The grocery segment transitions into an abstract short video that is theorized to be part of a cancelled ARG the vlog was acting as a vehicle for, this ARG was supposedly a connection between heyguyscallummorrinvlogshere and georgemcguire.jpg.

The final segment of Episode 1 is of U1 and Tayah going for a long walk. This walk is unplanned and is the result of U1 being terrible at planning events for social interactions, but ultimately becomes a lucky choice given circumstances explained by U1 before the end of the segment (this description has been left vague as to remain respectful). This segment acts as the ending for Episode 1, with U1 listing lessons learned from the vlog, a gimmick that is never again seen in the rest of the Season 1 episodes.

## Episode 2 (https://www.episode\_2.com)

Episode 2 begins with a short, uninformative trip to purchase alcohol featuring U1's consistent inter-dimensional transgender friend "Oliver". This segment is short and sporadic but transitions into a short segment where U1 orders Uber Eats and does nothing else of worth.

After receiving the food, U1 transitions into a segment named Casino Royale where he, Oliver and Ella go out for food and gambling. It is revealed early on that Oliver owns a Juul with his name on it which is pretty dope, and it's also kinda sick. The trio take a bus into the city, eat food and then gamble before going out for drinks at Cowch. Following drinks at Cowch the trio play on a playground, enjoy a ride on Lime Scooters and then the segment ends.

The final segment of Episode 2 follows Oliver and Callum attempting to get keys from inside a locked room at their workplace. The pair are stuck on the top floor of a building with a broken elevator and as such can not get back down without the keys, however the keys are later retrieved and the pair are seen in their workplace. The episode ends with yet another segment from the cancelled ARG showing U1 being followed home by himself.

## Episode 3 (angelfire/episode\_3/hcgcmvh.html)

Episode 3 begins on a menacing note, showing U1 laying down in a dark room alongside audio from the famous writer and speaker Alan Watts. This stylistic intro is once again an attempt at shoehorning the cancelled ARG but also acts as a promise from U1 to better the quality of his work.

The episode then immediately breaks that promise by introducing the scumbag character Christopher Bendini, a lowlife, alcoholic failure of a standup comedian. Christopher is a waste of space piece of shit and exists in every single fucking Callum Morrin universe and we wished to christ he wouldn't but NO the universe just HAD to make sure that shit stain of a person had permanent impact on the world around us. Cut me a FUCKING BREAK.

After introducing Christopher, U1 transitions into a short film about the arrival of his HTC Vive headset. This acts as a spooky intro the VR Lets Play segment that is incredibly funny and holds up really well and U1 only got positive feedback on it because it goes for just the right amount of time. The segment implies that U1 is unable to leave VR due to how much fun it is, which is confirmed by Oliver's testimony of events.

After this Christopher Bendini comes back and lo and behold he is still a treacherous snake piece of trash garbage.

The segment following this is a pivotal moment in the U1's life, as it gains him the attention of The Council. This segment is exclusively about Andrew O'Keefe's use of racial slurs on national tv. It is believed that this segment angered David Koch, and thus prompted an investigation into U1 as to stop him from finding more unfortunate history regarding popular Australian TV hosts. The next segment, a quiz show, again mocks Andrew O'Keefe with a parody of hosts on quiz shows played by friend of U1, Lachlan, the show also features Ella, Jayden, Ben, George. This quiz show is completely unscripted and improvised, resulting in a catastrophic mess of questions, chick peas and violence all perpetuated by the titular host, Andrew O'Keefe.

Before the outro, Christopher FUCKING Bendini shows up again and literally adds nothing to the episode because hey why would he? He is less than dirt.

Finally, a small segment is played leading to a screenshot telling viewers to watch georgemcguire.jpg instead. This is believed to also play into the cancelled ARG.

## Episode 4 (c:\HGCMVH\Episode 4.mp4)

Episode 4 is the first appearance of The Red Man, a character shrouded in mystery until later parts. This episode begins the turmoil that is the Season 1 timeline, leaving us to question when the episodes were filmed and whether they were released in order.

The first segment is a stylized intro made to look like Tony Hawk Pro Skater. Following said intro, is the segment regarding U1, Jackson and Ella's trip to Good Things, a music festival in Brisbane City. The only noteworthy details of this segment are that it is really hot, and dancing to Ska music is called skanking. The ending of this segment introduces The Red Man to the viewers, a clip that U1 is seemingly unaware of, assumedly due to The Red Man's powers and effects of technology.

The introduction of The Red Man is immediately overshadowed by the introduction of U14, also known as Michael. Michael has yet to be established in oublically recorded lore, but it is known among various Callum Morrins that Michael thrives in Universe 14, a place where he too is Callum Morrin. The introduction to Michael coincides with the first speaking appearance of George from georgemcguire.jpg where he is seen not understanding that the wall behind him is not a door and he is very embarrassed.
A very broken, glitchy mess of titles and earlier pieces of the episode quickly scatter accross the screen following this segment, it is theorised that this is what happens when The Red Man comes in direct contact with a computer, this quickly unfolds back into a segment where U1, Michael, Malcom, Jackson and Ella open a sex toy. The recording of the sex toy bit is quick, but littered with showings of The Red Man, something which U1 points out in the end of the segment. Its this pointing out that triggers yet another electronic phenomenon, resulting in a cut to footage (seemingly from hidden cameras) where U1 is waking up and returns to his computer to begin editing. The Red Man is seen in U1's hallway and then the segment again abruptly ends, leading into another short glitch that begins the final segment.

In this segment U1, Jayden and Liam get drunk and walk around in a park. The only noteworthy aspect of this segment is Liam's hand being sliced open by a bobble-head forced into a glass. Callum is seen a the end of this segment running into a thick fog, followed by a final glitchy image of The Red Man.

## Episode 5 (The Lost Vlog)

Episode 5 is a missing vlog that helps to explain the drastic change in content between episodes 4 and 6. The Lost Vlog is said to have been much shorter, with more modern editing and leans towards following U1 exclusively content wise. Its also theorised that The Lost Vlog contains information about the sale of heyguyscallummorrinvlogshere to The Council, but these claims are unsubstantiated.

The Lost Vlog has remained lost with the only clue pertaining to its existence being a message in Episode 7 reading "FIND THE LOST VLOG" hidden under a graphic that says "DOMESTIC ABUSE IN NEW ZEALAND".

If you or anyone you know has access to The Lost Vlog please contact us here at the Callum Morrin Vlogs wiki.

## Episode 6 (Under New Management??!? (NOT CLICKBAIT))

Episode 6 begins with a login to a computer of which ownership is unknown. The admin of the computer is seemingly named after the exact coordinates for Parliament House in Canberra, and their files indicate that there is a person by the name of Subject 140 being surveyed through a program titled HGCMVH5. The name of this program is odd though given that Episode 5 is The Lost Vlog, this again confuses the timeline of heyguyscallummorrinvlogshere and the upload schedule.

Upon clicking the oddly named file, a female voice begins telling viewers to do unspeakable things that could cause them, or others harm. It is believed that the intention of these statements is to convince outsiders that heyguyscallummorringvlogshere is a unspeakably awful channel that causes problems for the general public. This theory is strengthened by the threatening nature of the woman towards the end of the intro, claiming you must watch Callum Morrin Vlogs or face "consequences". It would appear that the segments of U1 alongside his friends are pre-edited, as they seem to transition poorly between eachother with The Council overlaying awful imagery and threats.

The next segment is of U1, Oliver and Ella playing putt putt golf. This segment is inter-spliced with footage from cameras watching the home of U1, but also has footage from inside the home (assumedly from The Red Man). The footage indicates that The Red Man was hiding in the home for an entire day, waiting for U1 to fall asleep.

This segment again poorly transitions into pre-edited footage of U1 hanging out with Ben, Jayden, Lachlan and Elijah at a mall. Once again, the footage is laced with random snippets from inside the home of U1.

A very short clip of Ben and Jayden riding skateboards is shown alongside text saying "memories are forever when you dont sell them" followed by footage of The Red Man beating U1 to a bloody pulp.

This footage is then followed by a long segment featuring all of U1's friends doing a Secret Santa. Roughly halfway through this segment fucking Christopher Bendini shows up and decides oh boy lets fucking ruin this episode too and then he FUCKING DOES and god I wanna pluck out his stupid little fucking eyeballs. After Christopher's appearance the rest of the Secret Santa gifts are distributed and photos are taken to commemorate the event.

The final segment of this episode is a brief outro showing the bloodied body of U1 and once again flashing The Council logo alongside awful suggestions for viewers. A brief frame at the end of the episode says "do not fight The Council".

## Episode 7 (wikipedia.com/retcon/episode\_)

Episode 7 is the final episode of Season 1, and provides much needed context to the events of the last three episodes. Episode 7 begins with a altered anti-piracy advertisement that heavily borrows from early editing, whilst including threatening statements typical of The Council. This switch in quality is likely an attempt at convincing viewers that U1 is editing once again, despite having a completely different editor and producer. This advertisement is followed by eerily professional design work not reminiscent of a typical heyguyscallummorrinvlogshere video, before playing the original intro. The intro is littered with conversations between Jackson and David Koch discussing work for hire. It's important to note that while the original intro is altered purely with random cuts there are small differences in the text as well, with messages such as "there will be no fucking vlog anymore" visible.

This segment quickly jumps into a pre-edited segment that seems to call out David Koch rather early, although purely through quick cuts between letters on a billboard. The segment is of Michael, Wyatt and U1 in a museum looking at random animals and learning fun facts. This section is rewound and followed by a second conversation between David Koch and Jackson regarding the same hired work, this time on the correct number. It is revealed that David Koch has hired Jackson to kidnap U1 and is paying him in the always elusive Monster Mango Loco . This conversation is followed by yet another anti-piracy advertisement with a direct attack at New Zealand and their high rate of domestic abuse. It is theorised that this is the original idea for the anti-piracy skit and the segement towards the start is a low quality replica created by The Council.

The next segment is Jackson arriving at the household of U1 for what is seemingly just a hangout. Throughout this segment we are shown cuts of video where U1 is in a car boot, having just been given to The Council by Jackson. Later it is revealed that The Council have turned against Jackson as well, and he is also put into the boot and left to die. In the car boot it is revealed that the last thing Callum was doing was editing, perhaps explaining why so many segments are pre-edited.

Following a prompt escape from the boot, a sporadic scene is shown where the words "FIND THE LOST VLOG" are hidden under a graphic that says "DOMESTIC ABUSE IN NEW ZEALAND" (as stated earlier in Episode 5 The Lost Vlog). This section is theorised to have been edited and hidden briefly in the timeline of the episode 7 footage alongside the car boot footage prior to the death of U1 and Jackson.

A brief segment follows where Oliver, Jackson and U1 go to a driving range at night, this again disrupts the timeline for the release of vlogs and when U1 was murdered. The three are seen enjoying their time before the scene is abruptly cut by a joke edit implying "OLIVER IS MISSING", which could be seen as coincidental given the disappearance of Oliver shortly after the death of U1 and Jackson. The segment ends with a short clip of U1 yelling about running away to Jackson, before transitioning into a speech from David Koch.

A smaller segment is played after the strange David Koch clip where U1 and friends can be seen celebrating the birthday of George, followed once more by a phone call between David Koch, Jackson and U1. This phone call implies that David Koch was expecting the two to escape the car and run back to the home of U1, as he has already planted a bomb within the apartment. Koch also mentions that a firing squad is outside the building awaiting U1 and Jackson's escape. Its at this point that the seeds of U1's universe have been sown, there is an explosion, U1 and Jackson are pronounced dead.

## Season 1 Timeline Stability

The stability of The Coke Timeline is often under scrutiny given the erratic nature of uploads, story and consistency, however it is the very fabric of The Coke Timeline that sets the stage for universes to come, and therefore is on a constant path of self destruction. The choice of Coke created a chain of events that lead to the universe U1 inhabits to certain doom, whereas other sodas may well change the outcome.

With that being said, there are outliers to the universe theory such as Michael (U14) who is without doubt Callum Morrin in a separate universe.

Ultimately, The Coke Timeline is the setup for a multilevel chaos theory that can be inherently problematic across different timelines. It is to be expected that The Coke Timeline is inconsistent, as the very universe it is held in is tearing apart at the seams and likely has begun self immolation from a variety of different events.

## Trivia

* The Coke Timeline is the first appearance of Callum Morrin.
* In episode 7 Callum Morrin is seen urinating, confirming that The Coke Universe is similar to our own.
* Nothing has been known of Oliver since his disappearance, but he is said to have been paid handsomely in order to forget the existence of U1 and Jackson.
* It is theorised that Ella was also killed in the finale explosion.
* After the death of U1, reports of a vigilante by the name of **[REDACTED]** were passed through private videos on the heyguyscallummorrinvlogshere channel.
* It is believed that David Koch was locked out of the heyguyscallummorrinvlogshere channel given that the videos connecting him with the murders are still available to watch.
* There are theories that suggest some of the editing was done by another Callum Morrin and uploaded to heyguyscallumorrinvlogshere upon hearing of U1's troubles. This however implies that U1 was aware of his universal duplicates, something which was never mentioned.
* U1 is the first Callum Morrin to die to a bomb.
* U1 purchased Coke despite not really liking Coke.