Ruby the Weasel

Ruby Lindsay Mustela the Mountain Weasel - or simply Ruby the Weasel (AKA One-Eyed Ruby) - is a robot mountain weasel who lives in Barhamsville, Virginia, United States, and is one of the major characters in the "Barhambots" franchise.

### Affiliation

BarhambotsBanjoper StudiosConnor Banjoper

## History

Ruby was designed on February 12, 2017 AD. Her conception came from a random robot animal generator on Generator Land. (Look for a comment from 2/9/2017 AD @ 9:54 AM.) She was officially manufactured in 202X with all the other Barhambots.

Towards the beginning of "The Wicked Weasel", Ruby made a dramatic entrance and boldly introduced herself to the other Barhambots. She told the aforementioned story of how she came to be, and when she showed her scar, most of the Barhambots were shocked, but Faina the Cheetah was amazed. Ruby noticed Faina's amazement and was flattered by it. After Faina and Ruby introduced themselves to each other, they quickly became best friends. Ruby would later go on to befriend the other Barhambots as well.

Throughout the first two seasons of "Barhambots", Ruby would meet the love of her life, a robot wolverine named Tomas Cuyler, be sent by her mother to an anger management class, and defeat an entire Steam Community army when they attacked Barhamsville out of their repugnance towards the Barhambots as existing beings.

In Season 3, Ruby's mother, Stacy adopted a little sister for Ruby. Her name was Frida, and she was made entirely out of Samarium, meaning she could never die or be killed (or even damaged) in any way ever. At first, Ruby was jealous of her new sister being more powerful than her, but over the course of a few weeks, Ruby came to the decision that she actually liked Frida, and they've had a mostly smooth relationship ever since.

Also during Season 3, Ruby decided to travel back in time to 1910s United States, to help women stand up to the then-misogynistic government and earn their right to vote. Because of this, women now earned their right to vote in the late 1910s instead of 1920 AD.

In Season 4, Ruby found out about another assassin whose alias was "The Secretive Sniper", who would hide somewhere, shoot their victim, and disappear without a trace. Several characters who are notorious for their murderous records, including Ruby, were suspected to be the Secretive Sniper, and Ruby launches her own investigation alongside the Barhamsville Police Department's to find the identity of the Secretive Sniper. After days without any success, Frida suggested using ultraviolet powder to toss into the Sniper's face before they disappear, and shows Ruby an ultraviolet powder detector that can pick up even the slightest traces of ultraviolet powder. Ruby tried this technique right when the Sniper fired their next bullet, but Ruby was unsure that it was successful. When the Barhambots and police gathered to reveal the identity of the Secretive Sniper, two police officers hauled in a United States soldier they believed was the Secretive Sniper. Frida scanned the soldier, but the detector didn't pick up any ultraviolet powder. Frida put the UV detector over her shoulder, and it went off when its scanner was positioned in front of \*SPOILERS\*, revealing \*SPOILERS\* to be the Secretive Sniper. \*SPOILERS\* immediately confessed to everything, and was given 60 hours of community service, given that most of the victims were criminals who actually deserved it.

Also in Season 4, Ruby decided to start her own religion named Altaicaphilia which ran on matriarchal and misandristic practices that entitled female individuals to lead and discriminated against all male individuals, regardless of species, personality, nationality, ethnicity, age, beliefs, social status, or religion (even Altaicaphilia). At one point, Ruby decided to create a "religious" holiday named BOTAM (standing for Burning Of The Abusive Men) that involved the followers of Altaicaphilia gathering any male individual throughout history (past and present) known for being (or even suspected to be) abusive and misogynistic and bringing them to the sacrifice chamber to be burned alive as punishment for their beliefs and actions. Before the sacrifice can begin, Josefina O'Rava - one of the 39 mannequinimals at Parrucca (a clothing store in Jealous Ostrich Merchandise), and among the small fraction of Barhamsvillian females who declined to follow Altaicaphilia - tried to stop the Altaicaphiles by explaining that burning the abusive men alive was just as morally wrong as misogynistic behavior (even pointing out that the vast majority of the Altaicaphiles were never abused in their lives, so they shouldn't take it so personally), and tried to persuade everyone (both the Altaicaphiles and the misogynists) to forgive one another, learn from their mistakes, and change for the better. Despite acknowledging that Josefina had a point, Ruby and her followers decided to sacrifice her as well for being willing to forgive the abusive men for their actions and believing there was good in them. The Altaicaphiles then start burning as many misogynists as they can before Stacy comes in and (borderline effortlessly) stops them in their tracks and sends everyone home, even warning them about the possibility of her pressing charges. Stacy then grounds Ruby for the remainder of the year for her actions, as well as Frida for being an accomplice.

Season 5 saw Ruby go to an amusement park in Michigan named Samalaco (Ruby was excited to see her favorite Samalaco character, Loria the Long-Tailed Weasel), competing on an insane gameshow that took place in Hell itself, and searching with Lucy the Cat and Luan the Fox for the 793rd Blazembu-made animal robot ever made (for a monetary prize).

### The Movie

In "The Barhambots Movie", Ruby and the other Barhambots accompanied Connor Banjoper on a vacation to Kyrgyzstan. While she was waiting for the flight to Kyrgyzstan at the airport, a Steam Community user attempted to murder her because of what she was (an animal robot), but Ruby fought back and killed him in self-defense. One week after the vacation, Connor Banjoper and the Barhambots were on trial because Ruby's self-defense was considered excessive, and the court fined Banjoper and the Barhambots $2,500,000, otherwise the Barhambots would be repossessed and destroyed by the U.S. government. Connor Banjoper ultimately decided that he would pay half the fine, while Ruby paid the other half, which she reluctantly agreed to. She took the amount she owed out of her bank account (which was loaded, thanks to Connor Banjoper's funding) and sent her half with Connor Banjoper's half in the mail. Unfortunately, (something unlucky happened), which disconcerted the government even further. To make things worse, there was an angry mob coming from Hell who sought to kill Connor Banjoper and the Barhambots for ruining their (the mob's) lives in the past. However, before the mob can kill their first intended victim (Ruby), reality itself arrives unexpectedly and brainwashes the entire Banjoper Universe to make it completely realistic. This caused Ruby and the other Barhambots to turn inanimate and lose their sentiences and sapiences. After that, the Supreme Court once again tried Connor Banjoper, and even though he paid the fine in time, the government still repossessed the Barhambots and relocated them to Cartoonia, an amusement park in Pennsylvania themed after cartoons in general.

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## Trivia

* Ruby was named after her main fur color, ruby.
* Ruby is the most volatile and BY FAR the most murderous of all the Barhambots.
* Ruby is shown to be very misandristic due to her beliefs that all men are potentially abusive and will eventually turn on their lovers. (Thanks a lot, pre-21st-Century men!)
	+ Even before Connor Banjoper decided to make her misandristic, Ruby was still going to be a bloodthirsty assassin anyway, due to it being part of her originally planned personality.
	+ The only male individual she doesn't show distaste towards is her lover, Tomas Cuyler (but even he isn't immune to her misandristic behavior).
* Ruby also has a general distaste for the human species because they think they can control the other animals' lives and treat them however they want.
* Ruby's original backstory was that she would be a sentient animatronic who worked at a restaurant called "Feminine Forestry", but later got fired because she attacked a customer who, mistakenly believing she was inanimate (because that's what the restaurant wanted the humans to believe), slapped her back to prove to his son that the animatronics were not alive. (Don't worry. Ruby took the termination well.) Then, less than a month later, she would take a walk through the park at night before getting into a scuffle with a giant eagle who tried to take her as its prey. The eagle scratched one of Ruby's eyes out during the fight, and in the end, Ruby defeated the eagle and killed it to prevent any further attacks. The first half of this story was changed when Connor Banjoper adjusted his plans for the "Barhambots" franchise, but the part where Ruby fought a giant eagle and lost her right eye remained intact.
* Ruby has committed every single sin in the entire universe - both known and unknown to man - including a few made up by Connor Banjoper.
* Ruby has a green motorcycle with her name on it.
* Ruby can punch thrice as hard as the Incredible Hulk.
* Ruby's surname was originally planned to be Yaqutia, which is the Arabic word for "ruby" with the suffix "ia" put at the end. Connor Banjoper later changed it to Mustela as part of his replanning of the entire franchise.
* Ruby has a p\*\*is shredder inside her anus that allows her to defend herself against r\*\*ists.
	+ This shredder is made out of.... not Samarium, but whatever's just below it on the "Most Powerful Materials In The Universe" list. This means that if you try to r\*\*e Ruby, and your p\*\*is is not made of Samarium, your p\*\*is WILL be shredded to bits.
* Ruby is planned to be voiced by Stacey DePass, who also voiced Mags on "TurboDogs", Emma and Crimson on "The Ridonculous Race", and a One-Eyed Weasel in "Leafie: A Hen Into the Wild" (that last character is a coincidence, hence why Stacey DePass was chosen). With the help of AI voice conversion software, this plan is rendered possible.
	+ Ruby is one of the two Barhambots to be voiced by Stacey DePass (courtesy of AI voice conversion technology); the other one being her own best friend, Faina the Cheetah.
* Ruby is very lustful, and likes having sex with Tomas.
* Ruby is bisexual, as shown in several episodes.
* Ruby owns/drives a ruby 2013 Porsche 918 Spyder.
* Ruby is most definitely the Barhambot who swears the most.
* Due to her misandristic beliefs and tendency to attack misogynistic men, Ruby has gotten the Barhambots banned in all Middle Eastern countries except for Bahrain, Oman, and Cyprus.
* Ruby's favorite ice cream flavor is pomegranate butter.

## Relationships

### Allies

* Faina the Cheetah (Best Friend)
* Frida the Weasel (Little Sister)
* Stacy the Weasel (Mother)
* Edith the Cheetah
* Tomas the Wolverine (Lover)
* Jade the Chipmunk
* Evie the Deer
* Davide the Cheetah
* Greta the Cheetah
* Lucy the Cat
* Luan the Fox
* Doris the Fox
* Rags the Raccoon
* Randa the Raccoon
* Erin the Mouse
* Sharon the Cat
* Gertorn the Grizzly Bear
* Samar the Chinchilla
* Ricardo the Rat
* Connor Banjoper

### Enemies

* The giant eagle who scratched out her eye - (Deceased)
* Connor Banjoper's Steam Community enemies
* All misogynistic men
* All human supremacists
* Her victims
* Warren G. Harding's Ghost
* Old 29 (In "Old 29" only.)
* W. H. Whittaker - (Deceased in real world)
* Inga Falco
* Death itself
* United States Government
* Reality itself

## Quotes

"I kill to live, and I live to kill!" - (One of her catchphrases.)

"OMG! I had no idea I was going to be a downloadable addon for GMod. This is probably one of the most fantastic moments of my life. Thank you for adding me in, and if Connor Banjoper contributed to this, tell him I said thanks to him. BTW, I look cute in CGI." - (A comment she posted on J.C. Thornton's addon of her for Garry's Mod. (S2E10: "One-Eyed Ruby Vs. Buddy Latex"))

"And I just wanna make it clear to the viewers that we Barhambots are not 'Five Nights At Freddy's' fan characters. Connor Banjoper has made it very official that we are a completely different franchise entirely. If anyone tells you we're 'Five Nights At Freddy's' OCs, they're lying, and they should not be trusted! Everyone got that? .... Good." - (Ruby clarifying to the viewers that the Barhambots have absolutely nothing to do with FNAF. (S2E10: "One-Eyed Ruby Vs. Buddy Latex"))

"Buddy Latex, you are the most re\*\*\*ded Steam user to ever exist in this motherf\*\*\*ing universe! When are you going to realize that characters are not bootleg knockoffs of pre-existing franchises just because you say they are?!? The reason everyone here despises you is because you're nothing but a heartless, insensitive, re\*\*\*ded, s\*\*\*-headed, animal-bashing, cyberbullying, scamming, lying, robot-hating, cold-hearted, perverted, lowlife, terrorizing, Anti Connor worshipping, good-for-nothing, worthless fool! You're the exact kind of person that makes people want the f\*\*\*ing world to f\*\*\*ing burn, and honestly, I'm surprised you're not in a mental asylum right now because that's where you belong! You and your dips\*\*\* friends think we in Barhamsville are the villains, yet you're the ones going around bullying everyone who disagrees with your poorly educated beliefs and opinions! Why don't you try respecting other people's beliefs and opinions instead of trying to force your own f\*\*\*ing garbage on them for a change?!? Better yet, how about you change your username to something that matches your s\*\*\*ty personality, so people in their right mind will know to avoid you?!? Maybe that'll knock some f\*\*\*ing sense into your single-celled brain! I'm sure when you arrive at your residence in Hell, Satan will put your stupid-a\*\* face on his wall of infamy! And don't even bother asking God for forgiveness because you are not worth it! Oh, and if you ever show your face in this city again, I will slice it off your f\*\*\*ing head to use it for cleaning my barbeque grill, and then rinse it off to use it to clean my toilet bowl! Good day to you, cracker!!!!" - (Ruby delivering an extremely livid, extremely harsh, and extremely explosive rant to Buddy Latex as to why he is one of the banes of Barhamsville's existence. (S2E10: "One-Eyed Ruby Vs. Buddy Latex"))

"Hey, Faina. It'll be okay. I'm sure Davide will recover as quickly as possible, and he'll be the exact same loving man he was before he got hit by Old 29. But, if he becomes abusive, I'll be ready to take him down." - (Ruby assuring Faina that Davide will be okay after being run over by Old 29. (S3E9: "Old 29"))

"Suck on this, phantom menace!" - (Ruby right before she sucks Warren G. Harding's ghost out of Old 29. (S3E9: "Old 29"))

"You're probably all thinking 'Ruby, why are you so sexist towards men? What did they ever do to you?'.... or something like that. Well, I'll tell you why I treat all men like they're a threat to the universe as a whole. Because for thousands of years, the male gender has done everything in his power to remain the stronger of the two genders. Putting themselves in charge of their families, making all the important decisions themselves, telling women what they can and can't do in society, and underestimating the female gender's ability to make a difference in this universe. Men think they can treat us women however they want! They think they're better than us! They have no idea whatsoever how to respect us women for who we are, what we are, and what we personally believe in! That's why I call upon every one of you to join me in eradicating misogyny for all eternity, to put those scumbags in their rightful place permanently, and to show them once and for all who we really are, and what we really think of them. By joining this religion, you agree to help me annihilate one of the worst ideologies to ever exist in the history of the entire universe. We'll do everything in our power to ensure that no woman shall ever have to suffer under the hands of misogynistic men at any point ever again. We will restore the soul of our universe and make this universe great again! Who's with me?" - (Ruby's speech to convince her followers to kill every misogynistic men known to them. (S4E7: "BOTAM"))

"The only way for misogyny to die is for misogyn*ists* to die." - (Ruby's reasoning for her actions in S4E7: "BOTAM".)