The Maid

Why, hello boys and girls.  Your PUTRID-PAL, CREEPS, has just opened a new store: SLAY-MART.  Where many of my EERIE-ITEMS are HACK-OFF, and everybody gets a free pack of GOO-PONS ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.  In fact, I have this one item on SLAY AWAY just for you!  It's a revolting BLUE FRIGHT SPECIAL I call...

Over in Germany, there was a couple pacing back and forth in front of two boys in a manor, back in 1948 one night.  "Adolf ye vill not disgrace ye Mother nor I any longer Son!" the man sternly stated to the one boy.  "I apologize Father.  I vas just playing vith my Friends" Adolf responded.  "Zose retches will not be Friends vith me Son.  Ve are of higher class and status.  Zey are rats in ze streets, Adolf!" Adolf's father scolded him.  "Yes indeed.  Zey are filthy little urchins Adolf yah" the woman scolded.  "Ye and ye Brother Manfred shall both be severely punished vhen ve return home here" she went on.  "Yes Mother" Adolf sighed and his parents walked out one of the double-doors together when the maid opened it for them.  She closed it and hugged Adolf.  "No worries Adolf, zey vill hopefully take it easier on us zis time" the second boy comforted him.  "I sure hope so, Manfred" Adolf cried, looking over at him.  "Zere, zere, Adolf my dear boy.  I vill protect ye" the maid comforted the boy.  "Gee, zank ye Gretchen" he replied to her.  "Ye are velcome my child" Gretchen answered.  An hour went by, and Manfred and Adolf were playing chess in their parlor.  Gretchen glanced out the parlor-windows up, at the moon.  It was growing full.

The maid rushed as fast as she could out of the parlor then.  The grandfather-clock within the parlor chimed "10:00p.m." and Adolf and Manfred's folks walked into the room.  "Vhere did Gretchen go boys?" Adolf and Manfred's mother inquired of them.  "She ran out of here, Mother" they answered her.  "Oh.  Vell, ye Father and I vill vhip ye both once more for being troublesome  on account of playing vith zose urchin boys" Manfred and Adolf's mother said.  She and their father got two whips out of the parlor's umbrella-holder and the boys heistantly went to them then, and turned around.  The sounds of the poor brothers being lashed and whipped by the whips mixed with their screaming was heard in the front hall outside of the parlor.  But, lurching-shadow of a tall wolf was suddenly cast upon the wall.  As Adolf and Manfred's father was ready to crack his whip some more, a black-furry-clawed-hand gripped his throat from the side, accompanied by deep, menacing-growling.  A tall black-furred werewolf had ahold of him, Adolf, Manfred and their abusive mother all screaming in utter horror.  The monster bit into the face of the brother's father with its long fangs, murdering him.  As the werewolf ate within the shadows of the parlor, the brother's mother lashed it with her whip.  The wolf-creature turned to her with its shining-eyes of yellow, and growled loudly at her.  Screaming, she dropped her whip and the werewolf gripped her by her throat then.  Choking, Manfred and Adolf's mother was carried by the beast into the shadows of the parlor.  Her eyes grew wide and big, as the beast took its other clawed-paw and plunged it into her abdomen within the shadows.  She slumped in its grip, dead.

The boys ran screaming out of the room and found the maid's yellow dress all ripped on the staircase.  "GRETCHEN!!  ZE VEREVOLF GOT HER, ADOLF!!!" Manfred shouted at his brother in terror.  "Yah, it did indeed Manfred!!" he agreed.   They ran out of their mansion, into the yard and looked up, at the full-moon in the night-sky.  A cloud shifted over a section of it.  Two minutes later, the brothers were hiding in the bushes and the maid came outside with a lit-lantern.  "Manfred, Adolf, vhere are ye boys, yooo-hoo!" she called out.  They ran to her then.  "Gretchen, ve zought ye vere a feast of zat verevolf's!" Adolf exclaimed in relief, hugging her.  "Oh, vell, I am ze verevolf ye see Adolf my child!" Gretchen answered, revealing.

Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha, that indeed gives a PAWS to the story eh?  In fact, IT ENDS FRIGHT THERE boys and ghouls.  I guess you could say, the maid really had to WHIP ADOLF AND MANFRED'S PARENTS INTO SHAPE...FOR HER SUPPER THAT IS aha-ha-ha-ha-ha.