Opening/Problems at Home (Peach Version)

The Wizard of Oz Parodies Studios Presents….

The Wizard of Oz (Peach Version)

Starring....

Reese Witherspoon as Princess Peach

Lisa Ortiz as Princess Daisy and Amy Rose

Charles Martinet as Mario and Luigi

Brianne Siddall as Rockruff and Fievel Mousekwitz

Andrew Sabiston as Yoshi and Diddy Kong

Roger Craig Smith as Sonic the Hedgehog

Amy Palant as Miles "Tails" Prower

Travis Willingham as Knuckles the Echidna

Amy Birnbaum as Cosmo the Seedrian and Charmy Bee

Tikal: Karen Neill as Tikal

Jason Griffith as Shadow the Hedgehog

Karen Strassman as Rouge the Bat

Michael Sinterniklaas as E-123 Omega

Quinton Flynn as Silver the Hedgehog

Bella Hudson as Blaze the Cat

Rebecca Honig as Cream the Rabbit

Etsuko Kozakura as Cheese the Chao and Froggy

Matthew Mercer as Espio the Chameleon

Keith Silverstein as Vector the Crocodile

Oliver Wyman as Big the Cat

Haley Joel Osment as Max the Wolf and Vanitas

Daisy Ridley as Kayla the Wolf

Greg Ellis as Cait Sith

Maurice LaMarche as Tiger and Bushroot

Emma Watson as Zelda

Lara Jill Miller as Midna

Daniel Radcliffe as Link

Tara Strong as Aryll and Farore

Charlie Adler as Popple

Dan Castelleneta as Megavolt

Michael Bell as Quackerjack

Jack Angel as Liquidator

Selena Gomez as Nayru

Claire Danes as Din

Jane Lynch as Hunter J

Richard Epcar as Myotismon and Malomyotismon

Michelle Pfeiffer as Veran

Derek Stephen Prince as Demidevimon

Mark Hamill as Eraqus

Gary Oldman as Daphnes

Kelli O'Hara as Hylia

Jermaine Clements as Tamatoa

Roger Bumpass as Squidward Tentacles

Louise Vallance as Dixie Kong

Kerry Williams as Yoshis

Jeff Bennett as Elder Yoshi

Mike Pollock as Apple Trees

John de Lancie as Discord

Kevin Michael Richardson as Professor E. Gadd

Susanne Blakeslee as Madame Medusa

E.G. Daily as Rinoa Heartilly

Doug Erholtz as Squall Leonhart

Timothy Daly as Inca Guards

Carlos Alazraqui as Lazlo

Rob Paulson as Raj and Clem

Mr. Lawrence as Edward

For nearly eighty-one years, this story has given faithful service to the Young in Heart; And Time has been powerless to put its kindly philosophy out of fashion. To those of you who have been faithful to it in return.... And to the Young in Heart, we dedicate this story.

*(We open to four adults and a male puppy-like Pokemon running down a sidewalk in a hurry. The first adult is a woman with long blonde hair, blue eyes, and wearing a dark pink headband, a pink neckerchief, a white sleeveless poodle-skirt-themed dress with the skirt colored pink, and pink shoes. She is Princess Peach, ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom. The second adult is a woman with short light brunette hair, light blue eyes, and wearing a an orange headband, a gold yellow neckerchief, a white sleeveless poodle-skirt-themed dress with the skirt colored gold yellow, and orange shoes. She is Princess Daisy, ruler of Sarasaland and Peach’s twin sister. The third adult is a chubby man with blue eyes, short brown hair, a dark brown mustache, and wearing a red cap with a white spot on the front with a red M on it, white gloves, a red long-sleeved shirt underneath a pair of blue overall pants with yellow buttons, and brown shoes. He is Mario, Peach and Daisy's friend and neighbor and also Peach's boyfriend. The last adult is a skinny man with blue eyes, short brown hair, a dark brown mustache, and wearing a green cap with a white spot on the front with a green L on it, white gloves, a green long-sleeved shirt underneath a pair of dark blue overall pants with yellow buttons, and brown shoes. He is Luigi, Peach and Daisy’s other friend and neighbor, Mario's little brother, and also Daisy’s boyfriend. And the male puppy-like Pokemon with them is a male dog-like rock-type Pokemon with brown and light brown fur, a pale brown fur scruff on his neck, blue eyes, and wearing a blue collar. He is Rockruff, Peach and Daisy’s pet Pokemon. As they hurried down the sidewalk, the five looked back in concern at first and then Peach and Daisy stopped to check on Rockruff while Mario and Luigi spoke up)*

Mario: I don’t think she’s coming yet, Luigi, Peach, and Daisy.

Luigi: Hopefully, Mario.

*(Peach and Daisy petted Rockruff in a comforting way)*

Daisy: Rockruff, did she hurt you?

*(Peach picks Rockruff up protectively)*

Peach: Well, she tried to, didn’t she?

Daisy: Well, come on!

Luigi: We’ll go try and tell the others!

*(Mario and Peach nods and after Peach puts Rockruff down, they hurried along until they reached the Heartilly-Leonhart Farm near Topeka, Kansas. They hurried until they found Peach and Daisy’s parents working on a broken incubator, counting baby chickens in a hurry. Peach and Daisy’s mother is a 26 year old woman with long shoulder-length black hair, gray blue eyes, and wearing a black cami tanktop underneath a light blue long sleeveless cloak-like jacket, blue knit gauntlet-like wristbands, a black ribbon tied around her left shoulder, a blue jean miniskirt over black zippered shorts, and black leather boots. She is Rinoa Heartilly. And Peach and Daisy’s father is a 28 year old man with short brown spiky hair, blue eyes, a long healed slash-like scar across his face above his nose bridge, and wearing a white tanktop underneath a black leather jacket with white wool on the neck rim, a silver metal lion-like pendant, black leather gloves, three brown belts with a silver lion brooch attaching them on the waist, black pants, a black leather sash on his waist with white wool at the waist, and black boots, and sometimes wielded a silver metal gun-like sword. He is Squall Leonhart, Rinoa’s husband. As they approached the couple, Peach's group began shouting to get their attention)*

Peach and Daisy: Mom! Dad!

Mario and Luigi: Squall! Rinoa!

Peach: Mom, Dad, listen to what Madame Medusa did to Rockruff! She…!

*(But Rinoa interrupted her in concern)*

Rinoa: Peach, not now, we’re trying to count.

Daisy: But she’s trying to tell you…!

Rinoa: Daisy, please!

Peach: But Medusa literally hit Rockruff…!

Squall: Stop bothering us right now, girls! The incubator just broke and we’re likely to lose some chicks!

*(Feeling sorry for the chicks, the adults spoke up)*

Peach, Daisy, Mario, and Luigi: Poor things.

*(Then Peach changed the subject)*

Peach: But listen, Medusa just hit Rockruff just because he went in her garden to chase her dumb cat, and then bit her for hitting him!

Rinoa: Peach, not now!

Peach: But that’s not the worse part! She says she's gonna call the sheriff and then…!

Rinoa: Peach! Stop it!

*(Peach sighed in annoyance and started singing to Daisy, Mario, and Luigi)*

Peach: **Nobody understands me**

**Nobody even listens**

**Nobody wants to help me**

**Might as well talk to scarecrows**

*(She tried again, which again made Rinoa and Squall a little agitated)*

Peach: But what about Rockruff?

Rinoa: **Not now**

**We’re having a crisis**

Peach, Daisy, Mario, and Luigi: She’s gonna call the sheriff.

Squall: **Not now**

**My wife’s in a state**

Peach: But you don’t understand.

Squall and Rinoa: **Later, guys**

**You’ll just have to wait**

*(Giving up in agitation, Peach, Daisy, Mario, and Luigi began to walk away with Rinoa and Squall lecturing them)*

Peach: **Nobody understands me**

Rinoa: We can’t afford to lose one chick.

Peach: **My little dog Pokemon’s in danger**

Squall: (To Rinoa) Take these out to the car, Rinoa.

*(He hands Rinoa some of the unhatched eggs, which she accepted)*

Peach: **Should’ve been born a chicken**

**Then they’d payed attention**

*(After the four adults were gone, Rinoa and Squall felt guilty for snapping at them)*

Rinoa: Poor guys.

Squall: (Trying to be funny) They’ve got to learn to earn their keep.

Rinoa: (Savagely) Squall!

Squall: (Apologetically) Just kidding. *(Seriously)* Well, come on. I hope we got them on time.

Rinoa: (Nods in agreement) Alright, get these into the house.

*(Squall noticed the rest of the eggs and nodded, then he picked them up to carry to the house while Rinoa carried the eggs to the car. At another part of the farm, four male anthro animals dressed in camping outfits were working on pushing a twister-proof machine they built. They are the Jellybean Scouts, Lazlo, Raj, Clem, and Edward, and they are the Heartilly-Leonhart’s friends, neighbors, and helpful farmhands)*

Jellybean Scouts: **Oh-wee-yah**

**Yo-wah**

**Oh-wee-yah**

**Yo-wah**

*(During the pushing and pulling, they struggled to make sure it didn’t fall)*

Clem: Help me, guys!

Raj: Some of you are strong than some of us!

Lazlo: Phew. That was scary!

Raj: Thought the thing will fall on any of us!

Jellybean Scouts: **Oh-wee-yah**

**Yo-wah**

*(After putting the machine into position, the farmhands began working on it)*

Lazlo: **Come on, you guys**

**Give it a shove**

Clem: **Hammer and axe**

**At the ready**

Edward: **Shoulders and thighs**

Clem: **Heaven’s above**

Raj: **Gee, it looks mighty unsteady**

Clem: Whoa!

*(The machine almost toppled over, but they caught it on time and rearranged it. Peach, Daisy, Mario, Luigi, and Rockruff went up to them hopefully that they will listen)*

Peach: **Somebody has to help me**

*(The Jellybean Scouts ignored her)*

Clem: (Asking Lazlo) How does this work anyway?

Lazlo: I’ll show you.

Peach: **Somebody has to listen**

Edward: Where’s the oil can?

Peach: **Rockruff’s is awful trouble**

*(Edward spoke up impatiently to them, finally getting Lazlo, Clem, and Raj’s attention. But the other three noticed Peach's group in concern and became concerned)*

Edward: Hold on, guys, this is important!

Lazlo, Raj, and Clem: Edward!

*(They turned to Peach's group)*

Raj: What’s wrong, guys?

Peach: **She’s gonna call the sheriff**

*(Realizing what she meant, the Jellybean Scouts, especially Edward, got concerned)*

Clem: Who is, wicked Madame Medusa?

Peach, Daisy, Mario, and Luigi: **Madame Medusa is taking Rockruff**

**She says she wants to kill him**

Edward: What happened this time, her stupid cat again?

Peach, Daisy, Mario, and Luigi: Uh-huh.

Raj: Shall we do what we did last time?

*(Lazlo, Clem, and Edward, getting what Raj asked, laughed along with him)*

Clem: (Laughing) When we were watering the crops?

Lazlo: (Laughing) Turn the hose on Medusa?

Raj: (Laughing) Shall we do that again?

Edward: (Mockingly) “I’ll get you, those twerps, and that little dog Pokemon, too!”

*(They laughed merrily while Peach, Daisy, Mario, and Luigi got annoyed that they’re not helping them)*

Peach: It’s not funny, you guys!

Daisy: Yeah!

Luigi: You playing more tricks would make it worse!

Mario: That's right!

*(But the Jellybean Scouts just shrugged it off and began singing, thinking that Peach's group is overreacting)*

Jellybean Scouts: **Relax, she’s not gonna take him**

Peach: But she will.

Lazlo: **Just wants to give you a fright**

Peach: No, she means it!

Jellybean Scouts: **You ought to know**

**Her bark is worse than her bite**

*(Rockruff got confused by the pun. Then the Jellybean Scouts went back to work, leaving Peach, Daisy, Mario, and Luigi disappointed)*

Raj: **Lazlo, help me fix this**

Clem: **Lazlo, you be careful**

Edward: (Shrugging) **Lazlo is Mr. Fix-It**

Raj: **Come on, Lazlo**

Peach: **Nobody even listens**

*(She sighed in defeat)*

Peach: Come on, guys. Looks like we’re not wanted here.

*(They walked up towards a pigpen as the farmhands got concerned while working on the machine)*

Raj: Guys!

Lazlo: Poor guys, I wish we knew how to help them.

Raj: Yes, I know what you mean.

*(Lazlo hits his hammer on the machine, and this time, it works, making the farmhands excited)*

Clem: Success!

Lazlo: We fixed it!

*(Edward rolled his eyes in annoyance)*

Edward: Yeah, yeah.

Lazlo: Come on, let’s get this hooked up to the barn!

*(They then set the machine up on the barn roof)*

Farmhands: **Oh-wee-yah**

**Yo-wah**

**Oh-wee-yah**

**Yo-wah**

**Oh-wee-yah**

**Yo-wah**

*(After setting up the twister-proof machine on the barn roof, Raj accidentally almost crushed his finger on the gears)*

Raj: Ouch! You got my finger!

Edward: Well, why don't you get your finger out of the way?

*(They then finished setting up and climbed down the barn roof)*

Raj: (Mumbling) Right on my finger.

*(Peach then balanced herself on the fence of the pigpen with Daisy, Mario, Luigi, and Rockruff watching. Edward then approached them to feed the pigs)*

Edward: Are you gonna let that Medusa lady scare you? There's nothing to be afraid of. Have a little courage, that's all.

Peach: We're not afraid of her.

Luigi: She may be a little scary, but that doesn't mean we're scared of her.

Edward: Yeah, well, you wanna know what I'd do to her? I'd just walk right up to her and spit in her eye.

*(They looked at Edward with confused awkward looks)*

Edward: (Shrugs) That's what I'd do if I were you.

*(Suddenly, Peach started to lose her balance and she almost fell in with a scream, getting everyone’s attention. Mario grabbed Peach’s hand, but, with Peach, started to fall in too, but luckily, Edward and Raj quickly took action and broke their fall in the mud by landing in there, dirtying Edward and Raj. Then they let Peach and Mario use them as stepping stones as they are helped out of the pigpen by Lazlo and Clem)*

Lazlo: Are you alright, Peach and Mario?

Peach and Mario: (Nods) Yeah.

Peach: Thanks, Edward and Raj.

*(They noticed Edward and Raj all muddied up and panting in concern, then they all broke out laughing)*

Luigi: (Laughing a bit) Edward, Raj, you were just as scared as we were!

Lazlo: (Laughing a bit) What’s the matter, you two got scared that the pigs would eat Peach and Mario?

*(Edward and Raj blushed in embarrassment at first, but then laughed along anyway)*

Lazlo: (Laughing a bit) You’re as muddy as those pigs!

*(They composed their laughter as Rinoa approached with chocolate chip cookies on a plate)*

Clem: You two were as scared as….

*(Rinoa butted in impatiently)*

Rinoa: What seems to be going on? There’s work to be done!

Lazlo: Sorry, Mrs. Heartilly, but Peach was walking along the….

*(Rinoa interrupted him)*

Rinoa: I appreciate you guys fixing that contraption, but get back to work!

*(The Jellybean Scouts nodded)*

Jellybean Scouts: Yes, Mrs. Heartilly.

Edward: And one day, we might make history with that twister-proof machine!

Rinoa: Don’t gloat about it now!

*(The Jellybean Scouts laughed at Edward, who just glared)*

Rinoa: Anyway, I baked some chocolate chip cookies, in case you’re all hungry.

*(Clem and Lazlo accepted each cookie, with Edward suddenly getting happy at this)*

Lazlo and Clem: Thanks!

*(Edward and Raj tried to explain what happened while wiping their hands clean on a wet towel and each accepting a cookie)*

Raj: But you don’t know what just happened.

Rinoa: And what’s that?

Raj: The reason Edward and I are dirty is because Peach almost fell in the pigpen when….

*(Rinoa got surprised and snapped)*

Rinoa: It’s no place for Peach to be around the pigpen like that! Now go feed those pigs, speaking of them, please!

Edward and Raj: Yes, Mrs. Heartilly.

*(They go to work. Peach's group walked with Rinoa to the backyard, accepting each a cookie)*

Peach: Mom, listen. Medusa said she wants Rockruff dead all because…!

*(Rinoa sighed in annoyance)*

Rinoa: Now, Peach, quit overreacting! You’re always panicking over nothing!

Peach: But…!

Rinoa: We’ll talk about this later! Right now, stay out of trouble!

*(She walked away as Peach suddenly became lost in thought, much to Daisy, Mario, Luigi, and Rockruff’s notice)*

Mario: Peach, you okay?

Peach: (Lost in thought loudly) Someplace where this isn’t any trouble….

*(After finishing their cookies, Peach then spoke to Daisy, Mario, Luigi, and Rockruff)*

Peach: Do you suppose there is such a place, guys?

Mario: Not that we know of.

Luigi: Yeah.

Daisy: There must be, Peach.

Peach: It’s not a place you could get to by a boat or a plane or a train.

Luigi: Or a car?

Peach: I guess. It’s far, far from here. Beyond the moon, beyond the rain….

*(She begins singing while looking at the sky)*

Peach: **When all the world**

**Is a hopeless jumble**

**And the raindrops tumble**

**All around**

**Heaven opens a magic lane**

*(She walked over to a pile of hay)*

Peach: **When all the clouds**

**Darken up the skyway**

**There’s a rainbow highway**

**To be found**

**Leading from my windowpane**

**To a place behind the sun**

**Just a step beyond the rain**

*(She gently leans back at the haystack)*

Peach: **Somewhere over the rainbow**

**Way up high**

**There’s a land that**

**I’ve heard of**

**Once in a lullaby**

*(She then walked over a rake wheel)*

Peach: **Somewhere over the rainbow**

**Skies are blue**

**And the dreams**

**That you’ve dared to dream**

**Really do come true**

*(Daisy, Mario, Luigi, and Rockruff became interested)*

Peach: **Someday I’ll wish**

**Upon a star**

**And wake up**

**Where the clouds**

**Are far behind me**

*(She seated on a chair next to the rake wheel while Daisy, Mario, Luigi, and Rockruff sat next to her)*

Peach: **Where troubles**

**Melt like lemondrops**

**Away above**

**The chimney tops**

**That’s where you’ll find me**

**Somewhere over the rainbow**

**Bluebirds fly**

**Birds fly over the rainbow**

**Why then?**

**Oh, why can’t I?**

*(They noticed a couple of bluebirds happily flying away into the sky and smiled softly)*

Peach: **If happy little bluebirds fly**

**Beyond the rainbow**

**Why, oh, why**

**Can’t I?**

*(She sighed softly and the four embraced each other and Rockruff, who nuzzled with them, with gentle smiles on their faces)*

***Coming up: Madame Medusa arrives to take Rockruff away to be put down. However, after a heated argument with her and Daisy’s parents and friends, Peach decides to run away, taking Mario, Luigi, Daisy, and Rockruff, who escaped after the argument, with.***