Apothecary: Symptoms Sheet

## Apathy

* I need to break the walls of dullness
* My mind is trapped in grey mire
* I can't be bothered to tell you
* I can't even be bothered to smell anything
* My mind and body smell of nothing
* The stench of lethargy covers me

## Bee Hair

* I can't sleep with all the noise
* The buzzing keeps me awake
* The droning keeps me up at night
* I am scared of bees
* I fear buzzing noises
* I can't stand being near flying things

## Body Odor

* People turn away from me
* Nobody wants to talk to me
* People turn their nose up at me
* I stink
* My armpits smell like compost
* I have B.O. Bloody Orrible smell

## Bubble Bobblehat

* Very... hard.. to... speak
* Cant say much
* I have bubble memories, not words
* I need EXTRA toughness
* I feel like anything could burst me
* Need my tough old skull back
* I smell like green dinosaurs

## Bucolic Plague

* I feel really slow
* I can't move very fast
* I feel in a haze
* I keep nodding off
* I spend too much time being dreamy
* I fall asleep as I walk

## Burn

* Burnt myself. Need my skin to return
* My charred skin needs replacing
* I headbutted a fire and my hair needs growing back
* Burnt bit hurts
* Am sore from punching flames
* This scald hurts!

## Charmless

* I need something to woo someone
* Am a bit boring
* Help me be better, idiot
* I can't rise in the morns. Or eves.
* Can't perform at the critical time
* The wellspring is dry

## Constipation

* I get bunged up below
* I need loosening in my guts
* I haven't been for days
* I need to toughen up to free Mr Brown
* I need to be more resilient
* My body needs inner armour

## Curse Trumpeting

* I have tummy ache
* Have got wind
* I keep farting
* My farts are scary
* It's an ill wind that blows
* My parps aren't natural
* When I gust, it stinks

## Damp Spirits

* Nothing excites me
* I can't be bothered for romance
* My stallion is a lame mule
* I feel weak inside
* Everything affects me
* Need toughening up

## Food Poisoning

* I feel sick as a sick dog
* There's a Jabberwock in my guts
* I might decorate the walls at any moment
* My stomach is sore
* My belly hurts
* I have bad pains in my tum

## Fracture

* I snapped a bone. Need it to grow back
* Got a crack in my bone
* I need to fill in a crack in my bone
* I need stronger bones
* My bones are too weak
* Need a tougher skeleton

## Goosedbumps

* I touched something dark
* I fell asleep by a grave
* I think a Brounie hexed me
* My piles are huge!
* Am windier than a gale
* Stomach is churning

## Melancholy

* I need to escape the humdrum
* Really can't be bothered to say
* Brain is sat crying in a corner
* I feel the opposite of Positive
* I don't think you will cure me
* I feel more down than a pillow

## Monster Gash

* I feel nauseous
* I feel a bit sick
* I feel like ejecting my dinner
* A monster slashed my head
* I have a big cut
* I got sliced across the scalp

## Night Terrors

* I get scared at night
* I can't sleep through fear
* I have nightmares
* I need help sleeping
* I am wide awake at night
* Am unable to nod off

## Pixellation

* I feel a bit too real
* Need some colour back in my life
* Need sharpening up
* I need a resolution to try talking
* My voice has fallen to bits
* Don't feel like telling you
* Everything in life is blocky

## Possessed

* I seem to have been taken over by a spirit
* A witch put a hex inside me
* I haven't been myself lately
* My other self makes me sleepy
* Having two minds in one is tiring
* I was possessed by a lazy ghost

## Silenced

* I... struggle... to... talk
* HmmmmmhmmmMMMmm
* I..... can't..... say...... much
* So.... much... knowledge... to... share
* Free.... my.... brain
* I... know... the.... answers!

## Strained

* I have no energy at all
* The pressure has left me with no energy
* My go has gone
* Stress has made me weak
* I can't lift a finger though tension
* Stress has made me weak

## Swollen Melancholy

* I need to let out some air
* I have a gassy build up...in my head
* I have brainfart
* My head is obviously massive
* I feel like a big head
* My bonce is engorged

## Wound

* I seem to be spewing blood
* I have a deep cut
* I cut myself stabbing monsters
* I need to be stronger to fight monsters
* I need tougher skin
* Need more monster-killing muscle