Unikitty! Shorts: Goodness Lessons A SpongeBob Parody

**Unikitty:** Okay, Eagleator. Are you ready first day at goodness school? *[Eagleator puts an apple on his desk]* Puppycorn, get your wallet out. *[Puppycorn gets his wallet out of his pocket]* Okay, goodness lesson number one. You see someone drop their wallet. Puppycorn, drop the wallet. *[Puppycorn tosses it on the ground]* Now, what do you do?

**Eagleator:** Excuse me, sir, but I do believe you've dropped your wallet.

**Puppycorn:** Doesn't look familiar to me.

**Eagleator:** What? I just saw you drop it. Here.

**Puppycorn:** Nope, it's not mine.

**Eagleator:** It is yours. I am trying to be a good person and return it to you.

**Puppycorn:** Return what to who?

**Eagleator:** *[facepalms, then shows Puppycorn his ID]* Aren't you, Puppycorn?

**Puppycorn:** Yup.

**Eagleator:** And this is your ID.

**Puppycorn:** Yup.

**Eagleator:** I found this ID in this wallet. And if that's the case, this must be your wallet.

**Puppycorn:** That makes sense to me.

**Eagleator:** Then take it.

**Puppycorn:** It's not my wallet.

**Eagleator:** *[in anger and frustration]* YOU DIM-BULB! TAKE BACK YOUR WALLET OR I'LL RIP YOUR ARMS OFF!! *[Unikitty pushes tickle button and Eagleator laughs]*

**Unikitty:** Nuh. Wrong. *[Unikitty pushes button]* Good people don't rip each others arms off! *[Eagleator chuckles]* Okay, goodness lesson number two. You see someone struggle with a heavy package. What do you do?

**Eagleator:** Hello, friend. I noticed you were struggling with that package. Would you like some help? *[Puppycorn drops package on Eagleator's foot*] Ow!

**Puppycorn:** Oops, sorry. Can I start over?

**Eagleator:** I noticed that... *[Puppycorn drops package again]* Ow!

**Puppycorn:** Oops. Gotta start again.

**Eagleator:** Could, *[Puppycorn drops package again]* OW!

**Puppycorn:** Oops!

**Eagleator:** You butter-finger blue thing! What's in that box anyhow?

**Puppycorn:** My wallets.

**Eagleator:** *[in rage]* ARRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH!! *[Eagleator grabs Puppycorn's horn and slams him into the ground a lot]*

**Puppycorn:** No! Unikitty, tickle him! *[Unikitty pushes the tickle button but Eagleator keeps slamming Puppycorn into the ground]*

**Eagleator:** It tickles but it's worth it.

**Unikitty:** Alright, goodness lesson number three. *[Puppycorn is shown in a wheelchair being severely damaged and looking angry]* Uhh, let's see. *[Puppycorn grabs the remote]*

**Puppycorn:** I've got one. I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 100. What is it?

**Eagleator:** Umm...62?

**Puppycorn:** WRONG! [pushes the button]

**Eagleator:** Haha. Stop.

**Unikitty:** Hey, little bro, that's got nothing to do with being good. *[Puppycorn continues pushing the button]*

**Puppycorn:** Let go of it, Unikitty!

**Unikitty:** Puppycorn, we've got to use it only when he's bad.

**Puppycorn:** LET GO!

**Unikitty:** NO NO!! YOU LET GO!!

**Unikitty And Puppycorn:** LET GO!! *[remote breaks and the belt goes hay-wire]*

**Eagleator:** Frequency rising. Bel- Belt out of control. Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Belt on too hard. *[he continues to laugh]* It's tickling my DNA. Make it stop! *[tears come out as he laughs]* Haha. PLEASE!!

**Unikitty:** Did you hear that, Puppycorn? He said the P word.

**Puppycorn:** Peanuts?

**Unikitty:** No. Please.

**Puppycorn:** Well, that's good enough for me. I guess he's reconstituted.

**Unikitty:** Rehabilitated.

**Puppycorn:** Gesundheit.

**Unikitty:** It's graduation day, Eagleator. This is the key to your future. *[unlocks the belt, then the tickling stops]*

**Eagleator:** Thanks guys.

**Unikitty:** Congratulations Eagleator. you are a good man.

**Eagleator:** Now i'm gonna rob a bank!

**Both:** What?!

**Unikitty:** But you are now a good person!

**Eagleator:** *[laughs]* The only thing I'm good at is being evil! *[door opens and Eagleator runs]* So long, suckers!

**Unikitty:** Uh oh!

**Puppycorn:** We are in a trouble!

*[The royal siblings watch Eagleator entering and exiting a bank with a bag of money as the alarm sounds. Police sirens are heard, Unikitty closes the door as the short ends]*