Man of Salt

The magical little creature himself

Man of Salt is the co-host of Is It Gaming and a generally concerning individual.

## History

Not a lot is known about the Man of Salt. Heck, the 'Full Name' we have on this page probably isn't even his real name. He and Supremo allegedly met when they were children but at the moment that's unconfirmed. It is also speculated that Salt has ties with the Bambino crime family but again that is not yet proven.

## Appearance

Saltman is a tiny, purple, hologram gremlin thing who just makes Supremo look even taller than he already is. He wears a bodysuit that looks like and feels like he's wearing nothing at all. He may look like he's wearing sunglasses but those are just his eyes.

## Mental Conditions

As a foil to Supremo's physical conditions, Salt has several mental conditions that he has to live with each day. Here are some of those:

* Old Timer's
* The Mentia
* ADHD
* OCD
* Depression
* Seperation anxiety
* Acceptance anxiety
* Seasonal affective disorder
* Dyslexia
* Paranoid schizophrenia
* Dissociative identidy disorder
* Anger issues
* Eating disorder
* Some sort of learning disability

## Cryptic Mysteries

Salt is a very mysterious character and seems to either overshare or share way too little. He's a cryptic little bastard, so here are some of the mysteries surrounding his character.

### The Penguins of Madagascar Incident

Salt allegedly had some sort of experience with the movie *The Penguins of Madagascar* that makes him break down whenever the movie is brought up. He refuses to go into further detail because apparently "it's a long story."

For more info, see: The Penguin of Madagascar Incident

### Salt's 2nd Favourite Game

Salt has revealed two of his favourite games on the channel. In 1st is Postal 2 and in 3rd is Ghost Trick. However, he refuses to say what his 2nd favourite game is and gets uncomfortable when someone asks.

There is a chance that his second favourite game is the game he said he had to convert his Canadian dollars to American and spent roughly $70 CAD on that he mentioned in the Samba De Amigo: Party Central video.

### Gay?

Salt claims that he is not gay on multiple occasions. However, there is speculation that he could be lying to us all. Examples of this behaviour are as follows:

* Saying that he wants a massage after playing Orc Massage
* The desire to get a jallopy from Jokey
* Interest towards the feminine appearance of certain male characters
* Some fascination with Bowser's nether regions in the Bowser's Fury videos
* ~~I caught him looking at gay furry diaper pooping fetish videos the other day~~
	+ No you didn't that's not factual.
* You can tell he wanted the model of Jehcub ripped from the game
* Bringing up a hypothetical involving male South Park characters then opting for Kenny
	+ This doesn't count as Epsteinism because in the hypothetical they were "aged right"
* Describing beads coming out of his ass as "per usual"
* The comic he mentions reading, "Dire Straights" is a comic involving crossdressing males.
* Suspiciously knows a lot of information about Animan Studios
* Frantically tried to explain how he isn't attracted to Voldo
	+ This is not much later contradicted by him saying that Voldo has nice muscles
* Said that he "loves gay people"
* Being aware of who Venti was before playing Genshit Impact
* Requesting that Supremo puts cropped Wesker porn in the Whacked! video
* They allegedly call him "Butthole Fingerington," for what reason?
* When playing PAIN, he chose to play as the shirtless version of the character Hung Lo
* Really wanted to make it clear how easily Me'Shell could pick him up and much we wants him to pick him up
* In the House Party video, when Supremo suggested using cheats to do the do with a character, Salt instantly thought that they would do so with Frank
	+ Salt pointed out when Supremo made the suggestion that Frank had already been burned to death

## List of Fears

Salt is scared of a lot of things, here are some of those things:

* Dogs
* Birds
* The dark
* Blood
* Strangers
* Old People
* The Quaker Oats guy
* Multiple episodes of Sesame Street
* Public speaking
* Authority figures,
* Twitter
* The inevitability of death
* Water in video games
* AIDS
* LeBron James
* Frank

## Notable Quotes

* "You have to poop and pee."
* "I know where you live."
* "I will kill and eat the child."
* "Heating pad update."
* *\*inane gibberish*\*
* "Bonk it up on screen."
* "I like clowns."
* "I have never felt the touch of a woman."
* "I'm going to call the police."
* "I think I taste stomach fluid."
* "Hairy poontang."
* "Oh my god, Geno!? Who is that?"
* "Can I be the chair?"
* "Take out the guards is my middle name."
* "Welcome to the rice fields."
* "Goodness gracious."
* "TRIPLE. A. GAME."
* "It means what it means I blopped a tumour!"
* "I think that's a sign of autism."
* "At least this part's short."
* "I had a inception."
* "I should've been this guy cause he can fly."
* "They're aged right."
* "The beads came out of my ass, as per usual."
* "I got the grink."
* "I'm not racist, I like I love Indians. Indians are the greatest."
* "Whatsapp Messenger."
* "I've had better but you know."
* "It is I who puts the new forgis on the Jeep."
* "I've heard all about this black power stuff why isn't it kicking in now?"
* "I'm a big boy now. I'm a big man with the big plan now."
* "Strong independent women are good if they're not too storng independent."
* "Remember to wear goggles or you will face the wraith of Satan himself!"
* "They call me Broom Johnson."
* "He's got the moves like jagger and you have the moves like...cracker."
* "Bird legs and no pegs"
* "Oh my God he has the pass!"
* "What's really scary is a failed test which will ultimately result in an unemployed future,"
* "Jesus Christ His only son our Lord."

## Trivia

* The only people who know where Saltman lives is S-Drone and Supremo
	+ When asked where he lives he will reply with "Why?"
* Saltman has hidden electrical powers that are revealed when threatened
* Saltman is a seperatist which means that he wants Quebec to be seperate from Canada
	+ Not only in law and rule but physically as well
* Salt forgets things often such as where he put something or whether he did something
* He often says that "true height is measured from the neck up"
	+ This is probably because he's insecure about his height
* Saltman is vegan
	+ He hates vegetables
* Saltman has beat Postal 2 in almost every way possible
	+ Founded the 'human shield technique' for the pacifist route
* He has never eaten whole toad
* He hates classic Sonic games
	+ He played Sonic Mania and couldn't beat Green Hill Zone Act 2.
* His childhood crush was Burning Leo from Kirby if you can believe it
* Salt forgets things often such as where he put something or whether he did something
* He recognizes Manitoba as a province
* Saltman is really bad at typing. Several words on this wiki had to be corrected due to his neglegence.
* He currently holds the world record for "longest time saying eatin' a burger with no honey mustard."
	+ The record is 3 days
* Saltman has a medical condition that he refers to as "bone failure" and he must crack his neck and his back several times a day.
* As a child, Salt would often just blackout during random points of his life.
* Saltman has been observed maniacally laughing to himself on many occasions
	+ The sound of his laughing has been compared to a cackling witch, a fairytale gnome, and a circus clown
* He can watch anything regardless of quality
* Salt makes up random words because he doesn't know the actual words for the situation
	+ Some examples are blop, groak, scrunkle, dingle dangle, and many more.
* Saltman really likes/tends to over-explain things. It's the kind of thing you just have to wait out.
	+ Not letting him explain will cause him to go into a mental breakdown and have kill himself thoughts so like just keep that in mind
* Salt forgets things often such as where he put something or whether he did something
* Salt uses several aliases so that "they" can't track him.
	+ Some of his aliases are Roland Gropper, Vlad Mildew, John Doe, Dolph Ingram, Benjamin Dover, Clint Westside, and one time David Hasselhoff.
* He is one of the few if only people that look up to Supremo since they were each other's only friends as kids
	+ Though they seem to hate each other, they are able to work in coordination when playing co-op games
* Saltman has admitted that he humps things
* He believes that if you are singing "Doin' Your Mom" by Fatty Spins, you are invulnerable to monsters
* He enjoys being tied up apparently
	+ He also has mentioned being into the same stuff as Voldo
* Saltman was in fact on the toilet during Fortnite: Revelation
	+ Yes, he did pee on his balls
* He does have friends
* Salt owns a shirt that says "Professional Racist"

## Gallery

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