Samurai Asshole/Character Interactions

## *Samurai Asshole (Video Game)*

### Penilian

Two Penilians observe Samurai Asshole as he boards a spacecraft and travels from Earth to another planet. One Penilian suggests to another that they invade Earth upon learning that humans have seemingly achieved space travel. The other disagrees, arguing that their weapons are insufficient to combat the earth gods, and suggests they wait until humanity's belief in gods has vanished. The first Penilian asks if they should kill Samurai Asshole, but the second responds that his life will be meaningless once they invade the planet.

## *Newgrounds Rumble*

### Alloy

Alloy and Samurai Asshole meet each other in their respective story modes, and fight one another in relation to their motivations for entering the Newgrounds Rumble tournament; Samurai Asshole fights Alloy as he believes that Alloy could be responsible for destroying his village due to his powerful suit. Alloy battles Samurai Asshole to put an end to his violent rampage in Newgrounds.

Alloy is Samurai Asshole's second opponent in his story mode. Samurai Asshole learns of Alloy and the power he has through his armor, which was given to him by a dying alien. His immediate thought is that Alloy could have destroyed his village with that kind of power. Like with Piconjo, he hunts Alloy down and defeats him, but he is revealed to not be the one who destroyed his village.

In Alloy's story mode, Samurai Asshole is destroying Newgrounds in his quest for revenge. Alloy is a protector to Newgrounds, and attempts to put a stop to it.

Alloy and Samurai Asshole fight alongside one another in the sixth *Newgrounds Rumble* Challenge, "Convict at Large", trying to prevent him from damaging The Portal. The fight against each other in the eighth challenge, "Who Ya Gonna Call?". Samurai Asshole is against being destructive, and is this time aided by the spirit of an ancestor. Alloy attempt to kill Samurai Asshole, which will also destroy the spirit.

### Convict

In Samurai Asshole's story, Convict is Samurai Asshole's final opponent. He impersonates Pico to frame him for an attack on Samurai Asshole's land. After defeating Convict, his true form is revealed, and the real Pico arrives to explain Convict's scheme to frame him. In anger, Samurai Asshole joins forces with Pico to attack him for his deceit.

In Convict's story, Samurai Asshole is one of three people who successfully capture Convict when he is trying to destroy Newgrounds. Alongside Pico and Nene, he forces Convict into a Padded Cell, though Convict defeats them and escapes.

In the sixth *Newgrounds Rumble* Challenge, "Convict at Large", Samurai Asshole fights against Convict With Alloy in order to stop him from attacking The Portal.

### Fancy Pants Man

Samurai Asshole is Fancy Pants Man's first opponent in his story mode. Fancy Pants Man was invited to Newgrounds as a special guest for a supposed "Free Ice cream Day". As he enters the website through The Portal, the first person he meets is Samurai Asshole, who has drawn his blade. Fancy Pants Man continues through Newgrounds, where he discovers a plot to assassinate him because of his genteel nature. From this, it can be determined that Samurai Asshole worked with the plot's perpetrators, Pico and Nene, to kill Fancy Pants Man.

### Nene

Nene considers Samurai Asshole to be arrogant, as he believes that he is an unbeatable fighter. In her story mode, she challenges him to a fight in order to diminish his pride. However, the two work together in Convict's story mode, trying to contain Convict within a Padded Cell.

### P-Bot

P-Bot is the guardian of The Portal, and was created to protect Newgrounds. In his story, Samurai Asshole has become a vigilante in his quest to find the person who destroyed his village. In order to protect others, P-Bot confronts Samurai Asshole.

He fights P-Bot in the ninth *Newgrounds Rumble* Challenge, "Fight or Flight".

### Pico

Samurai Asshole returns to his homeland in his story, where he discovers Pico causing destruction. Samurai Asshole is familiar with Pico's heroic exploits and is surprised to see him causing harm to his land. He defeats Pico in order to stop him, but it's revealed that he was actually convict in disguise. The real Pico shows up after the fight and explains Convict's plan to frame him. Afterward, Pico helps Samurai Asshole confront Convict and attack him for his deception.

### Piconjo

In Samurai Asshole's quest to find the person who destroyed his village, the prime suspect is Piconjo, as he is known for causing ruin within the Newgrounds world. In Samurai Asshole's story mode, Piconjo is his first opponent. Though he finds and defeats Piconjo in battle, he is not the one who destroyed Samurai Asshole's village.

### Salad Fingers

In Salad Fingers' story, he searches through Samurai Asshole's garden, looking for nettles. When Samurai Asshole discovers Salad Fingers, he is angered by his intrusion, and attacks him.

### Tankman

In Tankman's story, he begins training to defeat Piconjo, who is a menace to Newgrounds. However, he stops his preparation when Samurai Asshole is on a rampage at Newgrounds. Tankman ends his training and faces Samurai Asshole in order to stop his massacre and neutralize him.