Cola From The Gods × Hatske Teamup Vol 1 5

### Theme(s)

Apathy, Cancel Culture, Infatuation, Name-Calling, Obsession, Termination, Worship

### Heroes

Aaron Harold, Daniel Goldberg, Jessica Bree, Midlore West-Stein

### Featured Weapons

Black Magician’s MP5K, Oak 5B Sticks, Verum Vita

## Credits

### Artists and Writers

Khaliq Trevor X

**Cola From The Gods × Hatske Teamup Vol 1 5** is the fifth chapter in Cola From The Gods × Hatske Teamup Vol 1.

## Synopsis

Aaron Harold injures Vanya as Jessica Bree goes for the audio footage of Craider and Gem Polarity. Dr. Grippe, paralyzed by his injuries exclaims for them to return, cursing their “grim” victory as “too soon”. Midlore springs back up and prepares to pick on Vanya, even talking about dating the curvaceous Russian woman who he admits to having a crush on. Kergorias and Kurmon use this as the opportunity to escape the “weirdos” and return to their universe but they run right into Jes Sir Grandpa Faceson.

The Jessie Bradley Sr. lookalike threatens to kill that universe’s Daniel Goldberg before their eyes, unless they give up and allow their brains to be operated on. Kurmon and Kergorias reveal they do *not care* about what happens to Daniel. Feeling Betrayed, Daniel yells at the two incarnations of Damon and Ragorias. Managing to free himself free of Jes Sir. With his camera gun Verum Vita, he opens a rift in space and time. It's strong enough to suction them into another reality due to lack of gravity, but Jes Sir casts a spell that allows him to summon images of Damon Bradley’s grandpa and even demons born from his late grandfather’s heart. A Darleneum-Clad Father Berserker. The Diseased slashes up and fatally injures Kergorias, Kurmon and even Daniel.

Jes Sir Faceson mocks and picks on Daniel, studying his Verum Vita. The old Cola Gods goon believes the camera gun is nothing remarkable as the Fireson Family is “ahead of any filmmakers’ camera guns”. Bree finds her friend and the others injured from the Diseased and is forced to fight Jes Sir and the Father Berserker as she hunts for the audio footage.

Aaron shoots up the place, not really caring about anything. Geezers with scratched up MAKAL Hats hiss like snakes or squeal as they claw at Aaron but he beats up the geezers with raw physical fighting. Vanya returns into the room and reveals she has the footage. Before she can crush it, Dr. Grippe *knocks her out* and steps over, he begins a summon to have Hatske Demons and Noma-Damo Plagues *eat* Aaron and the other Rage Knights and even reveals a Book of Kerdur Rainers so that he can over-flood the world with Kerdur Rainers. Before he can successfully summon the creatures however... He *collapses* due to blood loss from both Aaron and Kergorias’s attack. Aaron takes the footage from Vanya and meets up with Midlore but now the two are confronting Black Winger, Milady and Polar Buzz Beare. Their teeth are *rotten* and they deem themselves Kerdur Rainer fans who will crush the Cola From the Gods kingdom to have Rainer oversee the world at large.

Aaron shoots Black Winger, Polar Buzz and Milady, but Black Winger summons his son White Winger to fight them. The handsome Caucasian man who looks like an NBC comedy show character appears and fights both Aaron and Midlore. Choking them as revenge for shooting his father Black Winger. The building crumbles as the three postpone their fighting and race outside to see a much larger Darleneum-Clad Father Berserker that has now increased its power at Jes Sir’s command.

## Appearances

#### Main Characters

* Kergorias
* Rage Knights
	+ Aaron Harold
	+ Daniel Goldberg
	+ Jessica Bree
	+ Midlore West-Stein

#### Featured Supporting Characters/Summons

* Conte the Cooler Gentelman
* Craider
* Gem Polarity
* Girafio Hatske
* Handimore Cord
* Kerdur Rainer (Mentioned)
* Kergorias
* Kurmon Bradley
* Milady Muckum
* Nancie Graham
* Nang
* Whacky Womez
* White Winger McHell (Summon)

#### Featured Diseased

* Darleneum-Clad Father Berserker (First Wiki Appearance)

#### Featured Antagonists

* Dr. Hans Grippe
* Jes Sir Grandpa Faceson
* Vanya Matryoshka the Voluptuous

## Trivia/Notes and Disclaimer

* This story breaks the forth wall by referencing NBC and The sitcom comedy, *Community.*
* The MAKAL hats, which are parodies of the MAGA Hats are scratched up due to the Cola God Goons disagreeing with former President King Jonah Drumm’s message for America to be kind and loving. Principles that eliminate the rise in demonic appearances and promote general human empathy.

***Disclaimer**: To whom this may concern, the characters in their entirety, while they borrow inspiration from events, ideas, themes and other sources from the original author's life, they are incredibly different and fictional entities inside the Rage Knights Red God and under no circumstance are they expressing a real person's actual views, ideologies, names and likeness to cause harm or defame them. Any names bearing similarities to any person(s) is unintentional unless stated otherwise and under special permission. The Rage Knights Red God is a work of fiction and solely for entertainment and educational purposes. Please note, the series does not represent events that have happened, events to come nor does it condone the very human evils the series itself is/was meant to advocate against. © Khaliq Trevor X.*