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Scourgeatory

*[Added by user LincX36 11.23.2075]*

All right, choombata, listen the fuck up because I’m going to drop some knowledge on you.  November 23rd. 2075, there were at least three metaplanar  incursions right here in River fuckin City.  Chances are they weren’t the first.  Guarantee they won’t be the last.  First one was in the TransForum  offices, second one was in the West Acres Memorial Mall, third one was, let’s just say, uncorroborated, but I know it happened.  They were from the same Metaplane, possibly a Deep Metaplane - somewhere I’ve never heard of, grey, full of chains and clockwork and machinery.  Calling it **Scourgeatory** until somebody tells me better.

I know from a spirit who just barely escaped that place that, get this shit, time doesn’t pass there.  I also know that a group of Spirits or Metaplanar Denizens I’m calling the Hoodlums are associated with the place - they’re grey, they cause nightmares, drain essence, and can wipe your memory of encountering them.  The West Acres Memorial incursion featured at least one Hoodlum and something else I’ve never seen before, which I am calling a Marley.  It was fuck-off big, its dimensions were all wrong, stretched like taffy, it reopened a closed metaplanar portal and came out with enough energy left over to pick a fight.

Now, I didn’t wait to see how bad this motherfucker was - I used to run with the Lincoln Park Rangers in Chicago, and I dropped my Bugswatter arsenal on it.  That did the trick, but it was the last of my stash.  I do not know what smaller caliber would cut it.  So start stocking up.  And if you see a metaplanar portal to Scourgeatory open up, and you’re not loaded for dragon?  Fuckin’ run.  It’s not my place to say who, but I know of at least four dead because of the Hoodlums.

Now maybe parts of my rep that don’t reflect well on my credibility have come to your attention.  Okay.  That shit’s fair.  But JL  of Campeche Rouge and all the Sèvis nan Eksil will back this up, and so will Perfection Madhier .

Notes:  at the TransForum office incursion, no Wailers were spotted, but an astral form which appeared to be Lieutenant Harukor of Knight Errant was.  I don’t know how Harukor got mixed up in this shit or how to explain what’s happening with him.  But, my gut feeling, that little voice inside?  Any sighting of Harukor’s ghost is a possible sign of a metaplanar incursion.

**Sub-category: Wailers**

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The Awakening

Okay, I’m going to skim over a lot of this because you already know most of it.

I mean, who doesn’t remember their grandparents (or parents, because I’m old, slot you), telling them about the return of magic to the world, and even if you don’t, you can search a map of North America and work backward, right, phooj ywg?

So here’s the thing.

So the Great Ghost Dance (the Lakota refer this to as ‘the Second Great Ghost Dance’, referencing to the failed Ghost Dance rebellion of 1890 as the first ‘Ghost Dance’) happened a long way away from North Dakota, and Daniel Howling Coyote was mostly not Lakota (the official story has him as a citizen of the Paiute nation), but for all that the Ghost Dance was an imminent event in the Upper Midwest. The Lakota  were among the strongest supporters of Howling Coyote, drawing from a long tradition of resistance to US expansion westward, from the Sioux Wars of the 1860’s, to the AIM movement of the 1970’s to the Water Protectors of the 2010’s. And once they had real mojo behind them, they didn’t hesitate. It was the Sioux who took the brunt of the US’s military response counterstrike against the Ghost Dance and Howling Coyote repaid them with the full force of the Ghost Dance. Even this far from the four primary volcanic eruptions that powered the Ghost Dance, the Mana Blizzards, the Astral Cyclones and other manifestations of nature’s fury came to the support of the armed resistance of the Siouan peoples.

South Dakota, home to sacred Lakota territory, fell before the might of the newly-empowered Native grievances North Dakota was torn in half, nearly literally, and Minnesota was shut down for nearly a decade, with cities walling up and functioning as independent enclaves. The initial Lakota advance stopped at the former state capital of Bismarck, but the effects were felt as far as Fargo and beyond. Raiders crossed the border atthe Red River , waking up the spirit of the River and severing Fargo from its smaller twin, Moorhead.

The US counterattack stopped the Native attacks at the famous Battle of Fargo, where an Anglo Free Spirit helped stop the Natives from taking all of North Dakota from the newly-formed United Canadian American States . They withdrew to the Missouri Escarpment and the border was set in the Treaty of Denver.

But there was cost for this victory. The commercial district between West Fargo  and I-29 was ravaged by magical effects, and the West Acres area became the uninhabitable wasteland known as Wasted Acres . To this day it still has what my mage friends characterize as “A background count of ‘No’”

And it showed the weakness of the new UCAS, a lesson that would stay with the Lakota for several generations and have real world consequences in the current day…

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Nabo

* **Name:**Nathan LeShawn Williams
* **Description:**Rising star in the Twin Cities ' Goblin Rock Scene.
* **Label:**Shangri-La Productions
* **Metatype:**Ork (*Homo sapiens sapiens*)
* **DOB:**12/18/2054, Minneapolis MN

One of the hottest names to come out of the Twin Cities' Goblin Rock scene in recent years, Nabo came to public attention with his 2073 hit single "Greeah Dance", which he followed the next year with his or'zet-language album "*Rohodo Rekart*", which stayed in the top ten on the Horizon 100 List through much of last summer and is signed to do the opening number for the 2075 season of Desert Wars with Goblin Rock icon Lily Sharp.

Nabo came up on the streets of the Hawthorne neighborhood of north Minneapolis , running with, and rising through the ranks of the local Black Fangs gang. And even through he recently left the North Minneapolis label Skraacha Life Records to sign with Horizon-owned giant Shangri-la Productions, he still maintains close ties with his home community and carries it with him, not least of which is with the large entourage of his old *cerri* from the *ereth*that travel with him everywhere he goes.

*His ‘entourage’? That what we calling his old phooj ywg from the Black Fangs now?*
-Phim Kooj Koi

*Close. The or’zet word he actually uses is ‘Emdachot’. His ‘inner circle’. Takes care of all his business, both musical and non-musical, you catch my drift.*
-Jotun

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NSR

## North Star Republic

Related to the anti-corporate rads is a group that until recently everyone thought was gone, the North Star  policlub. This communist-libertarian (yeah, yeah, I know, only here) Upper Midwest separatist movement wants to form a separate state based around the Great Lakes, called the Republic of the North Star, mostly in Minnesota, Wisconsin and the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. The history of the movement goes back to the first few tumultuous years of the One-and-Twenty, but it didn’t really gain any traction until 2030 when the secession of the CAS set off secession movements across the continent. The North Star policlub was a minor but persistent threat in the decades that followed, generally siding with the anti-corp and Labor movements until 2064 when they sided with the New Revolution and tried to seize a portion of the city and was promptly put down by a combination of Knight Errant, SPPD and the Minnesota National Guard .

*And starting the political career of our beloved mayor. They’ve got a lot to answer for.*
-CzechMate

It was thought that the casualties and mass arrests were the end of the North Star’s struggle. However, in the last couple of years, the wolf and star have been showing up on the sides of buildings and on underpasses and there have been several unsolved bombings at industrial targets that can’t be linked to any of the active anti-corp groups. So, who knows?

*Back? They never really went away. You folks down the city think that if it doesn’t happen inside your walls it doesn’t happen. The North Star’s been operating out around the Lake of the Woods, making trouble and buying guns. If you’re surprised, it’s ‘cause you haven’t been paying attention.*
-RainyRiverFox

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Scheels

## Scheels All-Season Outfitters

* **Rating:**B
* **Headquarters:**Scheels Complex, 5225 31st Ave S, Fargo , RRDMZ  58104
* **CEO:**Frederick Scheel III
* **Partnerships:**Scheels is a founding member of the Red River Valley Investment, Holdings and Development Group . It is also one of the few foreign firms licensed to ship arms into the Oceti Sakowin , as part of their contract with Apohtêw Sporting to supply them wth firearms and accessories.
* **Description:**Major sporting goods and outdoor supplies store throughout the Zone, UCAS  and Pueblo Corporate Council .

Founded as a Hardware store by Frederick Scheel in Fargo in 1930, the first Scheels All-Sport was opened in 1989 by another Frederick Scheel (his grandson). Scheels became a local institution, operating the self-named 'Worlds Largest Sporting Goods Store", covering everything from sports equipment to bicycles to hunting gear and general outdoor equipment.

Scheels corporate headquarters was unfortunately within the blast radius of the destruction of West Acres during the Great Ghost Dance and it was devestated as well as contaminating much of the main store's stock (and killed off a lot of its administrative staff). The business was in shambles. Which is where Whiskey Jack enters the picture.

Billed as a "local businessman" as long you never ask what his business was, Whiskey Jack provided a lot of the money for refitting the Scheels arena into the massive Scheels Complex and in return Whiskey Jack got a seat on the board and a hefty chunk of stock. It is an association the protects Scheels businesses while providing the Tiošpaye  with a secure channel to smuggle and store guns, as part of Scheels extensive hunting and sporting goods departments.

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VR Troopers

Toei Company

& Choujinki Metalder

***VR Troopers*** is a syndicated live action television series produced and distributed by Saban Entertainment from 1994 to 1996. The show featured early CGI and video effects mixed with Japanese stock footage from three different Metal Hero Series: *Superhuman Machine Metalder*, *Dimensional Warrior Spielban* and *Space Sheriff Shaider*.
Wahpeton

* **Population:**23,259 (2070)
* **Government:**A mayor (currently Angeline Santiago) appointed by the City Council, which is directly elected. Under terms of the Alexandria Accords Wahpeton is designated as a Semi-Autonomous Statistical Region (Region 4) within the Red River Disputed Military Zone and entitled to elected representation under the authority of, and with the final approval of, the military authorities of the RRDMZ.
* **Territoriality:**Statistical Region 4 of the RRDMZ is part of a jointly-administered territory of the UCAS and the Sioux Nation. It lies under the direct administration of the Wahpeton City Government and contains one major extraterritorial tract, the Northern Lights Station, ceded to Ottertail Power, the local subsidiary of the single A Corporation Gaeatronics. Across the border on the Sioux side, the town touches the territory of the Chahinkapa ('End of the Woods") Society, which also operates within Wahpeton.
* **Law Enforcement:**Security is divided between two primary agencies. Outside of town military law is enforced  in the RRDMZ by the Joint Enforcement Group of Zone Administration, made up of UCAS Military Police and Sioux Warrior Society personnel. Within Region 4, private land-owners have the option to buy into protection from Borderlands Security Incorporated (BSI), which has the contract for Region 4 security. BSI also manages security within the city limits of Wahpeton, by contract with the City Government, through its branch of 'WahSec'.
* **Transportation:**Wahpeton is on the Big Loop railway. Locally, all transport is handled by Great Lakes Transportation Services, a UCAS-based company out of St. Paul, under contract to the City Council.
* **Demographics (by Metatype):**68% Human, 10% Ork, 9% Troll, 8% Dwarf, 4% Elf, 1% Other
* **Demographics (by Citizenship):** 42% Citizen of a Recognized Tribe of the Oceti Sakowin, 39% UCAS Citizen, 11% Corporate Citizens, 8% Other.

Founded in 1869 as 'Richville' at the the mouth of the Red River  of the North, Wahpeton remained reasonably obscure through the nineteenth and twentieth centuries, known mostly for good fishing and boating. However, with the coming of the Great Ghost Dance and the rising of the Red in anger. To save themselves, Wahpeton sided with the power of the Sioux, who were busy seizing territory ceded them by a retreating United States. Since then, the town has changed hands several times, with referendums by both partisans of the UCAS and Oceti Sakowin being passed over the decades.

When it was included in the RRDMZ in the Alexandria Accords, Wahpeton and the very-UCAS-loyal neighboring community of Breckenridge were merged into a single community (now just referred to as 'Wahpeton') and designated as 'Semi-Autonomous Statistical Region 4'. The ten years since its been made the southern tip of the RRDMZ has probably been the longest its stayed in a single jurisdiction since the Treaty of Denver.

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Earth-1191

**Earth-1191** is an alternate future set 80 years ahead of Earth-616 and is the home reality of Bishop, Trevor Fitzroy, Ruby Summers, and Shard, as well as the X.S.E., the X.U.E., and the Summers Rebellion. In this future, mutants have been put into camps following the Mutant Messiah's massacre of a million humans.

## Residents

*For a list of residents native to Earth-1191, see here.*

## Teams

*For a list of teams native to Earth-1191, see here.*
Ishinomori Shotaro

Ishinomori Shotaro (石ノ森 章太郎 Ishinomori Shōtarō) was a Japanese manga artist, known largely for creating Cyborg 009, but whose work extends to various other manga and media, including tokusatsu. Among his credits in the genre include creating the Kamen Rider and Super Sentai franchises, as well as Kikaider, Kaiketsu Zubat, and many more.
Gormlaith Kall

## History

She was native to Trunau. At a young age, she and her lover came across a woman in danger of being raped. In an effort to save her, Gormlaith accidently used her magic, killing the man who was threatening the woman. Her lover betrayed her, claiming it was entirely her fault to save himself from persecution. Due to this,, she was banished from Trunau and lived on the outskirts in a hut. Her mother sided with the town in the decision, leaving her without parents as well. By herself, she spent many years outside of Trunau, occasionally going into town to tricks on people. "Wacky, wild, and lonely'

## In Game

With her trusty familiar, a green sting scorpion named Howie, Gormlaith found herself wrapped up with a party of misfits right at the beginning of the Glass Cannon adventure.
Amazon (Earth-1191)

**Amazon** is a mutant and a member of the X.S.E. on Earth-1191. She was present with her partner Recoil when they recruited Bishop and Shard for the X.S.E.

## Powers and Abilities

### Powers

Amazon's mutant powers are unknown, but she does display physical mutations, such as green hair and the left half of her face being covered in a crystalline or stone substance.

## Affiliation

* X.S.E.
* Summers Rebellion

## Notes

* Amazon has an "M" tattoo over her right eye.
The Last Garage

* **Location:**2221 13th Ave S, Fargo , RRDMZ , 58103
* **Style:**County and Western garage
* **Gang:**Reddernecks
* **Description:**The last stop before Wasted Acres

So, on paper the Last Garage doesn't even exist. But this garage, built into an abandoned strip mall along 21st St, just barely on one side of the West Acres Quarantine, serves as a gathering place for all those who live along the edge of the Wasted Acres, a communal garage, a place for repairing vehicles and fixing appliances, and for gathering socially and sharing beers and stories, an important way to stay informed about things on both sides of the quarantine.

The place is one open space, a hollowed-out strip mall with the walls taken out, the garage is in the same space as the bar and the pool tables. Its a communal space.

The bar has a sign that claims that it was the first place in Fargo to serve Lake Devil beer, which is true as it was available here before it was legal to distribute on this side of the border. They got it from old Martin Goodboy when the Lake Devils were passing through on a smuggling run. Because being a cache place for smugglers is only one of the shadowy activities that goes on here. Salvage from the Quarantine, which started as recovery of lost property from the disaster zone, but has now evolved into a regular source of income. It also serves as a chop-shop for both stolen and recovered vehicles.

There's a real outlaw vibe here. These are the people who feel that they were left behind by the city and their society and now operate outside its rules. The Zone Patrol tolerates its existence because it serves as a useful source of information about what's going on in the Quarantine and because it is not yet worth the trouble to take them out. The Rigger and Shadowrunner Roadwork was also a regular at the Garage and part of their protection against the Patrol before her death this last summer.

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Harkinian Mistakes Gwonam's House for Ganon's

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*King Harkinian and Zelda arrive in what they believe is Ganon's lair, but they are informed otherwise.*

**Harkinian:** Zelda, this is Ganon's place! Look at the floor-

**Gwonam:** At last! You have found my house!

**Harkinian:** I won't tolerate hyperbole.

**Gwonam:** Who said you have to?

**Harkinian:** I did.

**Gwonam:** You can fook off now.

**Harkinian:** I won't tolerate this shit. Fuck off!

**Gwonam:** This is ***MY*** house!

**Harkinian:** I don't fucking care, you sack of shit!

**Zelda:** Father, what if...

**Harkinian:** Shut the fuck up.

**Zelda:** But father, what if Gwonam...

**Harkinian:** I said shut the fuck up. What can he do?

**Gwonam:** I have given you many blessings, and what has happened? This is how you repay me?

**Harkinian:** That is the door. I expect you to use it.

**Gwonam:** You have risen my anger to unharmony. Enough is enough! SQUADALAH!

*Gwonam attempts to kill Harkinian with a curse.*

**Harkinian:** OAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

**Zelda:** Father!

*Silence. Gwonam's curse had failed as Harkinian is still alive, unharmed.*

**Gwonam:** What the Fuck?
Hecat'e (Earth-1191)

**Hecat'e** is a mutant and the founder and leader of the X.S.E. and a member of the Summers Rebellion.

## Powers and Abilities

### Powers

**Darkness Manipulation:** Hecat'e is able to generate a field of darkness from her eyes.

## Relatives

* Lara Wilkinson (*great-grandmother or great x2 grandmother*)
* Lenore Wilkinson (*grandmother or great grandmother*)

## Affiliation

* X.S.E.
* Summers Rebellion
* Hancock
Fixx (Earth-1191)

**Fixx** is a mutant who formed the X.U.E. along with Greystone, Archer, and Shard.

## Powers and Abilities

### Powers

**Psionic Sprite Manifestation:** Fixx can manifest psionic sprites from her mind as small, fairy-shaped psychic projections that channel her powerful telepathic and telekinetic abilities. The sprites can relay messages or cause immense mental pain by burrowing into the minds of another individual.

* **Telepathy:** Fixx can communicate with other individuals via her own telepathy or by sending her sprites into their minds to relay her thoughts. It is unknown what other telepathic powers she has with or without her sprites.
* **Telekinesis:** The sprites can also work to move physical objects or repel kinetic assaults. She can use her telekinetic to manipulate matter for variable effects as well.
* **Chronoskimming:** Fixx can use her psionic sprites to take herself and a few other individuals across the timestream and back again but can only teleport mental essences, not physical substance. Even though she cannot take her body, she is able to transplant her own consciousness and powers into the body of another individual and use it as a host. While possessing another individual, she is able to access their memories, although while inhabiting the body of "Jane Doe", an amnesiac, she was unable to access any memories.

### Abilities

**Technology**

**Hand-to-Hand Combat**

## Affiliation

* X.S.E.
* X.U.E.
* X-Factor
Tokustatsu Encyclopedia Wiki

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Burnum Bishop (Earth-1191)

**Burnum Bishop** is a mutant who fled Australia with his wife when word came of missile strikes aimed at the country. In America, the two were quickly identified as mutants and forced to live in internment camps, where they had both of their children over the next couple of years. When the Summers Rebellion led to riots and a revolution in the camps, Burnum and his wife were killed in the uprising.

## Powers and Abilities

### Powers

**Superhuman Stamina:** Burnum Bishop possessed enhanced stamina.

**Regenerative Healing Factor:** He was capable of regenerating injuries faster than a regular human.

## Relatives

* Kadee Bishop (*wife*)
* Lucas Bishop (*son*)
* Shard Bishop (*daughter*)

## Notes

* Burnum Bishop has an "M" tattoo over his right eye.
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Spectacular Optical

## Spectacular Optical, "Keeping an Eye on the World"

* **Rating**: BB
* **Headquarters**: Videodrome Building, 45-450 Matheson Blvd E, Mississauga, ON L4Z 1P1, UCAS
* **President**: Dr. Hannibal Chu
* **Description**: Cutting edge optical technology firm.

Founded in Pittsburgh  PA back in the 1970's by optical engineer Barry Convex, Spectacular Optical has always been concerned with cutting edge technology. Using his designs for new, more efficient lenses, Convex branched out in the 1980's to making lenses for television cameras and other photographic equipment, which itself led to branching out into other camera and video components by the end of the decade, bringing on noted electronics engineer Dr. Brian O'Blivion as the head of his research department.

By the beginning of the twenty-first century, the optics manufacturing side of the business had come to almost completely eclipse the eyeglasses and lensgrinding portions. Spectacular Optical, under the leadership of Brian O'Blivion's daughter, Bianca O'Blivion, became one of the top names in optical technology, with a reputation for being at the cutting edge of their field. SpecOptical provided miniature cameras for the old United States government, both for surveillance purposes and for the earliest drone operations. They also worked hand in hand with the Argus Project , makers of some of the first visual prostheses.

By the time of the first Crash, SpecOptical had produced some of the first true cybereyes, being lauded at the time for "being to artificial eyes what Transys  is to limbs" and designers working for SpecOpt numbered on the teams that designed the visual interfaces and virtual environments for the Echo Mirage team.

Today, now based out of the Toronto  sprawl and under the direction of cutting-edge cybereye designer Doctor Hannibal Chu, Spectacular Optical continues this tradition, commanding top-shelf prices for top-range optical gear, ranging from conventional cameras to cybereyes to smartlink systems to the direct interfaces with the brain's optical centers used by deckers and various Sim  and ASIST  users.

If there's a way to see it. If you can imagine a way to see it, then Spectacular Optical can a find a way to make it happen.

Spectacular Optical - Keeping an Eye on the World.

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North Central Roads

## North Central Roads LLC

* **Location**: 9402 Penn Ave S, Minneapolis , MN 55431
* **Rating:**CCC (Regional)
* **CEO:**Elise Copeland
* **Status:**A Limited Liability Company, NCR is run by a Board made of representations of the family Trusts of its founding families. Many of these families are also involved in EVO-4M, Ecolab  and Dakota Financial.
* **Business**: North Central Roads holds contracts from the UCAS  States of Minnesota and Manitoba to maintain and secure the infrastructure of their primary ground transport systems outside of incorporated urban areas. NCR also has similar contracts with most smaller communities within that range to provide in-town services (places like Brainerd, Bemidji and Alexandria all subscribe to their service).
* **Partnerships:**The nature of NCR's business puts them in contact with many other similar firms. Their biggest partnership is with Borderlands Security Inc , which has the contract to maintain roadway security on all NCR-controlled roadways through their TranSec division. They also work heavily with local transportation providers to maximize smooth transfer between roads under different management, such as with Moorhead Transit Services in Moorhead  MN and the Bemaangik Group in the Niswi-mishkodewinan. While several attempts to regularize standards with rival road providers such as the Twin Cities Transit Authority and Great Lakes Transportation  have been attempted over the years, business considerations have always gotten in the way of closer cooperation. NCR also has agreements that tie them to Evo-4M in the Twin Cities.
* **History:**Originally formed as a consortium of major roadwork companies to better dominate the marketplace in the reconstruction economy of the post-Awakening , the group was profitable enough to be acquired by Harris-4M during its expansion of the 30's and 40's, eventually becoming part of Transit Solutions, a division that included several other transportation companies including the TCTA. When Evo merged with Harris-4M to create Evo-4M, it acquired the TCTA but was allowed the rural assets of Transit Solutions to split off into their own enterprises, the companies formed from this decision included NCR and Great Lakes Transportation. NCR was quick to make agreements with their partners in government and shore up their position in their traditional markets.

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Ushrom

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**Ushrom McLabideet** is an old shopkeeper who uncannily (and illegally) sells the same stuff Morshu does, only at lower prices (like 20 rupees instead over over 1,000). He is also known to be a extreme pervert, especially to Zelda, as proven in the Youtube Poop "Morshu's Shop of Horrors."
The Evil Forces Of Duke Onkled

### Featured characters

Gwonam, Morshu, Link, King Harkinian, Zelda, Ganon, Duke Onkled, Impa, Hamsha, Lord Kiro, Mario

**The Evil Forces of Duke Onkled** is a

## Transcript

**Gwonam:** Look and see [Morshu] rubies.
**Link:** Great! I can't wait to bomb some [Morshu] rubies.
[*Youtube Poop- The Evil Forces Of Duke Onkled By Waterfox1*]

**King Harkinian:** Zelda, Ganon is under attack by the evil forces of Duke Onkled. I'm going to Gamelon to aid him.
**Zelda:** But father, what if you [Ganon] die?
**King Harkinian:** I'll take the Triforce of dinner to protect me. If you don't hear from me in a month, send evil forces to protect me.
**Zelda:** Impa.
**Impa:** Don't worry, Zelda.
**Gwonam:** It is written, [King Harkinian] Duke Onkled [Ganon] will die!
**Link:** Great!
**Gwonam:** Squadala! We're off!
[*Time card "One Month Later" is shown.*]

**Hamsha:** Help! [King Harkinian] Duke Onkled [normal] froze the [Morshu] rubies! [normal] I'm stuck!
**Duke Onkled:** [*Bowser laugh*]
**Ganon:** No! [King Harkinian] Duke Onkled [normal] must die!
[*Time card "Later Still" is shown.*]

**Ganon:** Join me, Link. And [King Harkinian] Duke Onkled [normal] will die!
**Link:** Great! I'll grab my stuff.
[*Time card "Later Still" is shown.*]

**Morshu:** Lamp oil, rope, bombs? You want it?
**Link:** Yeah!
**Morshu:** It's yours, my friend.
**Ganon:** Great!
**Morshu:** As long as you have enough Rubies.
**Ganon:** You must die!
[*He imitidates Morshu by striking the air with lightning.*]

[*Time card "Later Still" is shown. King Harkinian enters the castle.*]

**Zelda:** Father!
**King Harkinian:** Link saved me!
**Lord Kiro:** Here's [King Harkinian] Duke Onkled, [normal] your majesty.
**Duke Onkled:** Please, your omnipotence, have mercy.
**King Harkinian:** Mercy?
**King Harkinian & Zelda:** [*laughing*]
**Ganon:** You must die!
**Duke Onkled:** Please!
[*Ganon imitidates Duke Onkled by striking the air with lightning.*]

**Gwonam:** Well done, Link. [King Harkinian] Duke Onkled [normal] is once again imprisoned. Come! Look! Already [King Harkinian] Gamelon [normal] is returning to harmony. The birds [Ganon] must die! [normal] Isn't it beautiful?
**Link:** Golly!
**Gwonam:** As it is written, you, Link, are the hero of [King Harkinian] Gamelon.
**Link:** I won!
**Mario:** No?
**Ganon:** Die!
Supermodern Design Team

## Supermodern Design Team - Kilbourne Urban Design

*12/22/75 Update: The Supermodern Design Team is currently dormant, as all its former members were slain in the events of the so-called Solstice Blackout and Ares is considering whether it would be worth it to reform the team in their version of the Group.*

* **Purpose:**The Supermodern Design Team was the magical architecture and planning team for Kilbourne Urban Design , a Group company. The SDT covered everything from laying of specific structural wards to overseeing the manatecture of the overall city plan and reviewing magical effect patterns as related to buildings ability to withstand mana storms. They also coordinated with BlockSec to create magical security plans for the Block and other Group properties.
* **Headquarters:**The Block Center, The Block , 2-6, Fourteenth Floor, Fargo , RRDMZ , 58102
* **Membership:**Variable, from between twelve to twenty depending on staffing needs. All were employees of KUD and all applicants had to be accredited spellcasters with proven astral perception capabilities. Formerly answered to the late Director of Astral Planning for Kilbourne Urban Design, Hector Belasco, who also served as their ritual leader and included pretty much every magically-active employee of KUD, including key figures like Doctor Courtney Rugen, head of research and development.
* **Strictures:**Attendance, Service, Obedience, Gaesa (NDA)
* **Resources:**As one of the most well respected sections of highly-paid and high prestige professionals in KUD, the SDT could call upon nearly the whole of the resources of the Group should it become necessary. The SDT was COO Helen Ness ' baby and was destroyed along with ther
* **Allies:**Supermodern Design had close ties with all other professional magic users of Group-employed mages, especially Ness' own Masonic Temple of the Western Bank . They also work hand-in-hand with other organizations involved in maintaining and improving the manasphere and magical security, including the Tri-College Working Group , The Flying 14th and Principia , among others.

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Daemon (Earth-1191)

**Daemon** is a mutant who was part of the Summers Rebellion but was hard to control because he had to use drugs to alleviate his constant pain. When the Summers Rebellion was eventually won and the death of the Rebellion's leader, Daemon became a terrorist and formed the Exhumes, which led to the founding of the X.S.E.

## Powers and Abilities

### Powers

**Pyrokinesis:** Daemon is able to generate flames from his body. His body is constantly burning, causing him immense pain at all times.

### Weaknesses

**Drug Addiction:** Due to his constant and immense pain, Daemon has turned to drugs to alleviate said pain.

## Affiliation

* Exhumes
* Summers Rebellion (*formerly*)
RLC

## RLC Communications Technologies

* **Rating:**X (personal)
* **President/Owner:**Penelope 'Penny' Thyrsus
* **Office:**Navi Building, Suite 203, Great Plains NeoNET Campus, 3900 Great Plains Dr S, Fargo, RRDMZ 58104
* **Business:**Technomancer  for hire, infrastructure design and online security solutions. Or as RLC.corp says 'In the Matrix, Outside the Box'.

RLC Communications (Named after the common term for a Resistor-inductor-capicitor circuit) is a one person operation, the consulting firm of Boston-born Dwarf  Technomancer Penny Thyrsus. The only non-Awakened member of a family of mages and adepts, many of whom where NeoNET wage-mages who helped her hide her talents from the corps in the late-sixties and early-seventies.

With the shift in public and corporate attitudes towards Technomancers, Penny was well-placed to make use of her talents, setting herself up as an independent contractor, originally in security matters (rumor has it that this is just an extension of the service she used to offer Shadowrunners  in need of Matrix  back-up before she went legit). RLC was among the new crop of consultants and vendors attracted to NeoNET's Fargo campus by agressive recruiting of site manager Carol Drummer. Since then, she has made her niche in providing Technomantic support for the other vendors and consultants on the campus, especially SPIRIT  and MidGuard InfoSecurity.

Return to: Great Plains Campus
WAR BOSS COFFEE

A brand of Coffee marketed to Orks between the mid-2050's and mid-2060's.

Its iconic ad campaign was discontinued in the mid-to-late 2060's for its racial insensitivity. War Boss Espresso is, however still available worldwide, sold in your local StufferShack and fine coffee purveyors everywhere.

**Return to: Business**
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**Michael Rosen:** Uh, actually, um, it was horrible.
Trinité

## Banque Nationale d'Europe

   Also known as 'La Trinité' or 'The Trinity' because it was formed from a merger of the three largest banks in France, BNP-Paribas, Société Générale S.A. and the Crédit Agricole Group in 2037 as part of the rebuilding of western Europe's economy after the EuroWars. Today La Trinité serves as the official bank of the NEEC International Monetary Fund (FMI) and the AA-rated corporation is the largest independent financial institution in Europe (only the Union Bank of Switzerland-Deutschland is larger, but it is a subsidiary of the AAA-Prime Seader-Krupp corporation).

La Trinité also provides cross-border and cross-territoriality financial services to governments, corporations and other banks, such as its client in the Zone, The Bank of the Red.

* **Headquarters:** Paris, France
* **Chair of the Board:** Marta Bertucci

Return to: The Bank of the Red
Tharaldson-Vogel

## Tharaldson, Vogel and Associates Law Firm

* **Locations:**Offices at 2825 36th Ave S suite a, Grand Forks , RRDMZ  58201 and  The Block (1-2), 5th Floor, Fargo , RRDMZ 58102
* **Rating:**DDD [local, extended]
* **Senior Partner:**Hunter Tharaldson
* **Business:**Criminal, Corporate, Financial and Property Law. Tharaldson-Vogel operates under special retainer to a closed list of local business clients (Underberg Utilities, Underberg Motors, Kroll's Diner, The Corner, Diemert's Cafe, Buddy's Bomb Shelter, Real American Weapon Supply and Gun Range, Hamm's in Hillsboro, Kensington Magic Consultancy, Flo's Laundry, Schultz + Stroh Architecture and others).

So, on paper, Tharaldson-Vogel looks like a thriving business law firm with a long and diverse list of local business clients. However, if you look a little closer, you'll notice the one, all-important detail. All of those businesses are owned by either the Underberg Family or their employees and associates. And that definitely includes Tharaldson-Vogel.

Vogel Law has a history in the region going back to the 19th century, one of the largest and most prestigious law firms in eastern North Dakota and western Minnesota in the years before the Awakening, at one time possessing offices in Grand Forks, Fargo, Moorhead, Bismarck and Minneapolis. And the chaos of the Awakening itself and the shifting legal situations of the early twenty-first century only made their services more vital, not less and the firm grew by leaps and bounds. Honestly, the only reason Vogel doesn't exist in its original form today is that they were a victim of their own success. When the Crisis of 2064 changed the borders and formed the Zone, Vogel found itself operating in three distinct jurisdictions and the massive law firm divided into three distinct law firms, with Vogel in Minneapolis merging with another major law firm to form Fredrikson, Byron and Vogel PA, and Vogel in Bismarck (now Ituhtaáwe) became the Joyful Birds Law Interpretation Agency, specializing in Sioux law, and the home offices, still known as 'Vogel Law' operating out of the Zone, with close relations with their two sibling firms and in this moment, the Underbergs swooped in and Buddy bought out the venerable name and firm to give as a gift to his nephew, Hunter Tharaldson, who he and his wife had taken in and put through law school after Hunter was kicked out by his own parents.

Fortunately for him, and for the firm, Hunter Tharaldson turned out to be a pretty good lawyer, although the fact that he inherited one of the largest and finest legal staffs in the Zone didn't hurt either. He works exclusively for the Underbergs and their myriad of fronts and legitimate business concerns. Not that it isn't enough, the Underbergs' local empire is extensive and complex enough to definitely keep him working, even without taking into account his more off-the-book work with the Underbergs' other operations.

Return to: Underberg Family
Michael Thinks the Title Has Nothing to Do With the Video

**Michael Thinks the Title Has Nothing to Do With the Video** is a

## Plot

Write the first section of your page here.

## Transcript

**Michael Rosen:** Cocks.
**Michael Rosen:** Logic. A girl said, "I wrote myself a letter." So I said, "What did it say?" And she said, "I-"
**Michael "The "I dunno" Man" Rosen:** "I dunno!"
**Michael Rosen:** A bo-
**Michael "The "I dunno" Man" Rosen:** "I dunno!"
**Michael Rosen:** I-
**Michael "The "I dunno" Man" Rosen:** **"I dUnNo-!"**
**Michael Rosen:** Hot dad. My dad says, after the war was over, everyone came home to jack OFF!
WinniGuard Security

WinniGuard is known largely as the most reasonably-priced security company in the great Winnipeg area. Of course, like the old saying says "You get what you pay for". WinniGuard is able to keep its prices low by saving in other sectors, skimping on things like equipment, training and pay. Providing security in places like malls, tenements and the like. Their key market is clients who need to provide security for liability purposes but don't actually care about protecting the property/tenants.

Naturally, given the insulting benefits and laughable pay that WinniGuard guys make, it is well known in the Winnipeg shadows that WinniGuards are not going to stand and fight if things get dicey and that they are almost always open to supplementing their income.

**Return to: Winnipeg**
Ganon

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**Ganon** is the main villain of the The Legend of Zelda series. This incarnation originates from the two infamous CD-I Zelda games, Link: The Faces of Evil and Zelda: Wand of Gamelon.

## Pronouncing/Sentence Mixing/Editing/Used in YTPs inside and outside of the (Zelda) CD-i

* /ɪn ðə ˈdɑrkəst ˈnaɪtˌmɛr ˈaʊər/ /wɛn nɑt mun nɔr sʌn hæz ˈrɪzən/ /aɪ teɪk ˈzɛldə ɪn maɪˈpaʊər/ /aɪ ʃæl kip hɜr ɪn maɪ ˈprɪzən/
* /ʤɔɪn mi/ /lɪŋk/ /ænd aɪ wɪl meɪk jʊər feɪs ðə ˈgreɪtəst ɪn ˈkɔrɪdaɪ/ /ɔr ɛls ju wɪl daɪ/
* /noʊ/ /nɑt ˈɪntu ðə pɪt/ /ɪt bɜrnz/
* /ju ɑr maɪ ˈprɪzənər/
* /ˈsaɪləns/ /ˈhɛktæn/ /kip ðə ˈrʌnt ɪn ʧeɪnz/
* /ju dɛr brɪŋ laɪt tu maɪ lɛr/ /ju mʌst daɪ/
* /ɑ/ /ðə ʧeɪnz/ /noooʊʊ/ /ju ˈhævənt sin ðə læst ʌv mi/
A Dish Best Served Cold

**A Dish Best Served Cold** is a

## Transcript

[*Harkinian sips from his wine goblet.*]

**Gwonam:**Payback time. [teleports Harkinian into the stratosphere]
**King Harkinian:** Shipt! [falls] Hao! Save me!
**Gwonam:** I will save you if you can translate this. "Stormaninan! Aiofdaorglarliquin, glizorik ushrai kobe, tinov dai."
**King Harkinian:** What the fuck you talking about!?
**Gwonam:** Squadala! [abandons Harkinian]
**King Harkinian:** Shipt! HAAAAAOOOO! [hits the ground with a thud]
[*RANDOM GWONAMESE FOR THE LULZ*]

**Gwonam:** [*Speaks Gwonamese*]
NPCarlsson

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**NPCarlson** is a rising YTPer from the UK. He is known for Crustacean Resurrection Redemption, his most popular YouTube Poop with over 200k views. He also makes non YTP videos, such as music remixes, collabs, and occasionally vlogs. He has called his channel "Mainly, but not only YTP related". He also makes WCR (weekly cycle rants) which are related to things that arise and he feels the need to speak of.

## Style

Unlike most aged poopers, he uses very little used sources, such as Mr. Resetti, but also some more traditional sources, like the Fresh Prince of Bell Air. He heavily specializes in Sentence Mixing, using poopisms like SpaDinner rarely to none at all in some of his poops.

## External links

* His channel
* His Twitter account
The King Goes To Denny's

**The King Goes To Denny's** is a YTP video made by TenjicReturns

## Transcript

*This article is a stub. You can help WronglyClassicYTPLines Wiki by expanding it.*[*The King watching TV*]
**Mordecai:** Don't worry, dude. I can get us away from the lava.
**Rigby:** Really? How?
**Mordecai:** You think I'm dumb enough to steal only one Death Kwon Do move?
**Rigby:** Wha-?
**Mordecai:** Now, how do you wanna get outta here? "The Death Jump" or "The Death Dump"?
**Rigby:** Aw, sick!!! Better go with the Death Jump.
**Mordecai:** Hold on tight.
**Billy Mays:** Hi, Billy Mays here. If you
**King Harkinian:** Mmm. Bacon. The map. Hmm... Hmm... Hmmmmm... Link, Zelda, I'm going to Denny's for dinner.
**King Harkinian:** Lots of bacon!
## Trivia

* Boy
* Denny's
* Pin off
* Popu
King Harkinian mixes sentences.feet

**King Harkinian mixes sentences.feet** is a YTP video

## Plot

Using sentence mixing with King Harkinian.

## Transcript

**King Harkinian:** Shit, Fuck, Cock, Boner, Pussy. Hmmm... Hoah! Link's a Brony!
**Link:** Fuck you.
**King Harkinian:** HO HO HO HO! This is funny as shit! Hmmm... Zelda's a horny! Hoah!
**Zelda:** Go fuck yourself.
**Link (?):** the outcome was never really in doubt.
**Gwonam:** Your Majesty, what the fuck?
**King Harkinian:** I'm mixing sentences. HO HO HO HO HO!
**Gwonam:** It is written, no.
**King Harkinian:** UAH! Gwonam is a piece of shit!
**Gwonam:** Enough is enough. [*Ear Rape*] Feet.
The One-Clip Rosen Challenge Collab

**The One-Clip Rosen Challenge Collab** is a YTP collab hosted by Sky Wire YTP (now Dead Wire YTP). The man rule is use only one Michael Rosen source in your YTP.

This collab is currently unlisted, but you can go to video by the link at the very bottom.

## Music Used

* Pop Danthology 2014 - Daniel Kim

* I Fail More At Famitracker - Jason Blue

## Entrants

* 0:50 RenegadeChain

* 1:30 Hack

* 2:12 A Lego Man

* 3:37 Red Bokkun

* 4:33 Two Kazuya100

* 5:19 Obviouslyly

* 6:18 Sky Wire

* 7:43 ClonesDream

* 8:52 Jason Blue

* 9:36 Hammdog Porkington

* 10:36 King Jellystaf

* 11:27 Jacob Wagner

* 14:05 Adams TTS
Harrybo & The Michael Rosen have a lovely dinner

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## Plot

Michael Rosen invites Harrybo Scheddle to his home for a luncheon he hopes will be a memorable one. Rosen later discovers his roast has been burnt and decides to order fast food from Krusty Burger and pass it off as his own cooking. Before he climbs out of the window, Scheddle walks in abruptly. The awkward moment is interrupted by a
Gwonam Breaks an X-wing from eBay

**Gwonam Breaks an X-wing from eBay** is a

## Transcript

**Gwonam:** Your Majesty, Gru and his minions have seized the island of Dorikai.
**King Harkinian:** Hmm... How can we help?
**Gwonam:** It is written: "Only Lucy Wilde can defeat-
**King Harkinian:** I'm going to aid in this escapade. If you don't hear from me in a month, I crashed my ship into the sea.
**Gwonam:** But you have no- (sees Harkinian fly off in the X-wing. He teleports him back to the Castle.)
**King Harkinian:** Dude! I was driving!
**Gwonam:** MY ship!
**King Harkinian:** It's gone now.
**Gwonam:** How can it be gone?
**King Harkinian:**Your astromech droid is faulty.
**Gwonam:** (shocked) Oh HELL no!
*Meanwhile, the X-wing is spinning out of control straight for the planet. In the rear, R3-Z17 lets out a shriek of terror before the fighter crashes.*

**Gwonam:**Computer, where's my ship?
**V-Computer:** I HAVE LOST CONTACT. SHALL I LOG ON TO EBAY FOR YOU?
*Gwonam breaks the V-Computer.*
Michael Rosen's Plamless Journey Collab

Michael Rosen's Plamless Journey Collab is a Michael Rosen YTP collab hosted by RootNegativeSixteen. The main focus of this collab was to use sources other than the ones from Michael Rosen's official channel. There was a Koi-less Edition of this collab where the first entry was replaced with a late entry. The entrants are listed below.

## Entrants

* koi9000jh is back (koi9000jh) [Danomnomnom (Danomdragon) in Koi-less edition]
* Shrek the Ogrelord (UnRealxMoNsterZ)
* Robbi (RobGBA)
* Sire
* Raw (IMstillraw2)
* KingOfThe~~Plums~~
* Dylancliff111
* SuperDuperPooper (T1TTIESSPELTBWARDS)
* 256PiAlternate {first entry}
* ChickenPika
* FrostbittenMelon
* Nintendom64
* Rydo Spydo
* AlarmCopter
* sonic2kk
* Yabakgibumpti
* LordThexor
* RootNegativeSixteen [host]
* graduator14
* Jack Duce (11JackanYTP)
* Foglume (DawnOfRosen)
* Ment4lly11
* Ron Mad
* SerialK86 (SerialKiller1986)
* 256PiAlternate {second entry}

## Trivia

* In the description of the original, you are given "Troll. Don't sub him." instead of a link to his channel.