Last Podcast on the Left Quotes

This is the place dump all your favourite quotes from the show. Allow yourself to laugh.

## Intro

"There's no place to escape to..."

"This is the last..."

"Podcast... on the Left."

"Rise from your Grave..."

"That's when the cannibalism started"

"Ben: What was that?"

"OH SHIT"

## Signing Off

Ben: Hail Yourselves

Henry: Hail Satan

Marcus: Hail Gein

Ben: Megustalations

Henry: Hail Me!!

## Classics

"There's Bones in the Chocolate!!"

"Get the Net."

"Who was Phone?"

"Nerd Alert!"

"I'm having one."

"WITH AN AXE!!! (cue guitar rifts)"

## Episode Specific

“I'm Minnie! I'm Nannie!” (Episode 202: H.H. Holmes, Part III: Professional Uncle)

"I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!” (Episode 135: Ted Kaczynski, Part I: I Will Have My Revenge!)

"That’s beautiful he’s a living rainbow” (Episode 172: Ed Gein, Part II: A Living Rainbow).

"When Marcus becomes an old timey peanut salesman, that’s how I know Carolina is dead.” (Episode 439: John List Part II - Daddy Train).

“That’s because you’re not a rag woman, are you?!” (Episode 279: The Enfield Poltergeist, Part I: Oh Crumbs!)

"Shipmate: Klaxar do you have a Mary Claire Credit Card?

Klaxar: I do, I do, but it's maxed out." (Episode 284: Fire in The Sky- The Travis Walton Abduction)

“You’re out there eh? You’re backing up your car there… where you goin’ with the family? Oh, that’s funny you’re going to Ikea. That’s so weird cause I haven’t been to Ikea in years. I keep it real local… you know what I’m sayin’… real local. Where you goin’ after that, you’re going to Pier 1? That sounds silly to me. Couldn’t caught me dead in Pier 1… (laughter) It’s an inside joke with myself. Have fun now… any of you sick? Any of you not feelin too good? You sure You’re mother’s lookin kind of big. She’s not feelin too sick? Well I’ll be seeing ya… Oh I’ll babysit anytime don’t you worry.” (Episode 171: Ed Gein, Part I: Oddball)

"I don't think you really understand. Okay yes, it's not sexy as you know heavin' and being on top. Oh God just thinkin' about makes me all sweaty and hard that is. You understand it takes up to 3 minutes to strangle somebody to death, who's got that kind of energy? It takes me... It took me 4 minutes to put on my shoes this morning. And oh God, I think I'm really allergic to some of the materials in the shoes, I got these weird welts on my fingertips. I dunno where it came from; I think I'm sick or I'm stressed. I haven't been sleeping very well. Oh, my neighbour's been playing television so loud. At the same time, it is a funny show, I love that Anger Management show. It is very funny, Charlie Sheen, oh he's worth whatever cent you can get him for. But to say that I'm less sexy because I shoot people it takes a skill. It takes prop... it takes proper maintenance of a weapon... you don't understand oh..." (Episode 241: Serial Killers and the Women Who Love Them\_.

"Slippity Slap and away I go!” (Episode 151: Horrors of the UK)

"Did she like wearing the lipstick or did she like eating the lipstick?" (Episode 151: Horrors of the UK)

"Looks like the pigeons are getting together again… so do we feed em bread?

“No, no, no George, you know we got to feed em are these dead rats. (Episode 174: Ed Gein, Part III: Salted and Treated).