Dawe

**Dawe** is a student at Burgmeister & Royce and member of The Tri-Alphas fraternity, where he served as Vice President before becoming President, succeeding Chad after he was forced to quit. He is also the boyfriend of Arieth.

Stupid, mean-spirited, a massive liar and a bully, Dawe is a frequent antagonist to The DIKs and usually at the center of hostilities between their two fraternities.

## Physical Appearance

Dawe is the shortest member of The Jocks, but has a strong build with abs and broad shoulders (thanks in part to frequent steroid use). He has grayish brown hair with a black goatee and a tribal tattoo going from his left shoulder to the center of his chest. He is the oldest member of The Jocks and possibly the oldest student at Burgmeister & Royce, having repeatedly failed classes (such as Cathy's English and Math classes) each year, with Main Character remarking that "He's like 35 and still in college."

In contrast to the Main Character, who can develop a reputation for being well-endowed, Dawe has a reputation amongst The HOTs for having a small penis.

## Personality and Traits

***Warning**: this section contains some strong language, including homosexual slurs that this character himself used. Reader discrection is advised.*

If The Jocks are considered the most despised fraternity amongst other students on the B&R campus, Dawe is unquestionably their most despised member. No person yet has a positive comment about him, with a common phrase when he is brought into conversation being "I fucking hate Dawe". After seeing that Jamie had been sucker-punched by Dawe, Jacob says that he's "a cunt".

Dawe is also considered one of the worst students at B&R, having been kept from graduating several times due to poor grades. Cathy has repeatedly had to fail him in her English and Math classes due to his unwillingness to learn. When he is not talking at the back of the class with his best friend Anthony, he is openly trying to cheat during tests to pass.

He is extremely mean-spirited, hateful, angry, arrogant, homophobic and misogynistic. He frequently remarks that any display of affection between men is "gay", often refers to men he sees as weak as "fags", and commonly refers to women as "bitches". The only person he displays any real respect for is Tri-Alphas President: Chad.

Dawe is infamous (particularly amongst The DIKs) for fighting dirty, with a penchant for sucker-punching. After Tommy had sex with his girlfriend Arieth, Dawe ambushed Tommy with a kick to the groin first before pummeling him alongside fellow Jocks Anthony, Chad and Troy (Tommy would later remark that the cheapshot had hurt so much that he didn't feel any of their ensuing punches.) He drives Tremolo back with a sucker-punch after MC had beaten Anthony, John and Jimmy in a three-on-one fight, then does so to Jamie later while he is cheering MC on for beating Caleb.

Dawe is also very good at getting others angry. One example of this is after a video of the MC and Jill Royce's on-stage musical performance is posted on Rooster to much acclaim, Dawe then comments that he didn't think it was very good, and wonders why they didn't play other music, and calls the MC a "total fag". Maya Bailey, a HOT sorority sister and one of MC's love interests who is normally a very reserved person snaps and angrily responds "Fuck you, Dawe!", to enormous approval from everyone else. This biting response hugely impresses her fellow HOT sisters, and Dawe's trolling backfires so spectacularly that Riona and Sarah actually get the hashtag #FUCKYOUDAWE trending on Rooster.

## Relationships

### **Jocks**

#### **Chad**

Dawe seemed to respect and be loyal to Chad when he was the President of the fraternity; Chad is probably the only person Dawe has a positive relationship with.

#### **Other Jocks**

When Dawe becomes President of the Jocks' fraternity, the other Jocks seem to at least have Dawe's back when confrontation is presented to them. Other than that, Dawe seems to have a toxic mixture of abusive and caring-type of relationship with the other Jocks.

### **DiKs**

#### **Main Character**

Dawe and the Main Character have a very hostile relationship, due largely to MC's gullible nature and him beating up a few of the jocks, Dawe's aggressive attitude and Dawe's resentment of MC defying Chad when he was the Jocks' leader.

#### **Tommy**

Dawe and the DIKs Vice President Tommy have an extremely antagonistic, hateful relationship. This is largely due to Tommy having slept with Dawe's promiscuous girlfriend Arieth multiple times, and Dawe and the other jocks severely beating up Tommy in retaliation. Dawe and Tommy's hatred of each other is largely behind the destructive rivalry between the Jocks and the DIKs.

### **HOTs**

Dawe is notorious among the HOTs for being a misogynist and having a small penis; none of the HOTs seem to like him or take him seriously, except Arieth.

#### **Arieth**

Dawe and Arieth have what seems to be a strange and largely non-serious relationship, at least on Arieth's end: Arieth frequently cheats on him with other students and men- this is due to her incredible lack of intelligence and sense of responsibility, her promiscuous nature and Dawe being poorly endowed. Even after he accidentally vomits on her after a prank by the MC and Derek, she still sticks with him. It is later revealed that Arieth is pregnant with whom she claims is Dawe's child; but thanks to her sexual escapades it is possible that someone else is the father.

## Trivia

* Dawe's handle on Rooster is @BigDickDawe, contrasting his real-life reputation for having a small penis.
* Dawe is named after one of Dr PinkCake's original Discord server admins, Dawe3dArts, who also supplied the models used for Arieth and Ellie.