Hahvahd

Iporis

This content refers to phenomenon on the continent of Iporis.

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## Description

Everyone here seems to have an air of superiority to them, and they carry themselves in a regal manner. Architecture styles are haphazardly strung together.

## Locations

### Blacksmith

The blacksmith is a dwarven man named **Earl**.  He’s probably the most humble person is Hahvahd.

Attempts to smalltalk with him cause him to talk about strange activity happening around the Emerson Inn recently.  He says that they commissioned him to create tons and tons of beer tankards and weapons recently.  He isn’t complaining about the newfound work and gold, but wonders about the sudden boom.

### Bry Shrine

*This is a rudimentary shrine to some deity built out of red stone bricks.  Apparently its name is Bry.  You see a statue, several relief carvings, and what seems to be a pool of lava in the center of the chamber.  Random sections of the area are on fire, but it seems to be contained and not spreading.  In this area is a priest with an interesting nose.  He does not seem to realize you are there.*

The cleric is named Kappanose.

### The Coop

A bookstore run by a bookish looking human named John.  Liar.  He laments that no one trusts him because of his last name.  Also he’s dressed in an orange shirt with the letters T, D, and R on them, but you can’t seem to make sense of the initials.  Upon smalltalk, he mentions that other townsfolk avoid talking to him because he couldn’t live up to the universal standards of Hahvard.

#### Notable Coop Inventory:

*The Care and Keeping of Houseplants* (1 silver piece)

How to Beat up Nerds. (3 silver pieces)

*A Tail of Two Cities* (A Tale of Two Cities but with furries) (6 copper pieces)

*Gagtime* (the entire book is just chapter 8 of Ragtime but worse.  Vincent, have fun.  1 copper piece)

### The Emerson Inn

Rooms are extremely expensive in this inn, and it is 1 gp to stay for a night with breakfast the next morning.

The bartender is a burly half orc man named Boris.  He’s dressed in noble’s clothes-- a vest over a fine dress shirt.  His tusks are chiseled and have designs in them. Upon closer inspection, the tusks seem to have vector diagrams carved into them. There are banners hung decoratively in the inn.

*The banners in this room stick out to you.  Upon closer inspection, you notice that it’s written in Thieve’s Cant.  The symbols and placement of them tell you to ask the bartender for a shot of  “Boris’ Creamy Half and Half Extravaganza”.*

Behind his desk, there is a staircase into a dimly lit chamber in what is presumably the basement of the inn.  Shady looking individuals are gathered at tables, drinking and gambling.  Sitting at the far end of the room is an exceptionally shady looking individual-- an elf dressed in an extravagant jacket and adorned with all sorts of jewelry.  She has sharp, pointed features and talon-like hands.

### Herbs and Homebrew

*The sign outside this building reads “Herbs and Homebrew”.  The interior is littered with assorted mushrooms and plants shoved haphazardly into shelves.  Vials and potions line the walls, and at the back of the room sits a halfling woman with inky hair.  She waves at you and asks if she can help with anything.*

### Trader Joe's

*The wandering trader has set up shop right on the outskirts of town.  The cart is pulled by two tigers.  The wagons he has are plain, and the merchant waves you over.*

### Transportation Building

*This simple building built from fieldstone and timber houses the majority of the horses in Hahvahd.  On the outside, carriages, carts, and wagons are chained to the side of the building and labeled as for sale.*

### Varian's Trading Post

This, like the rest of the buildings in Hahvahd, lack a consistent style.  In fact, the architecture clashes horribly, which seems incredibly off putting, especially in contrast to how the townsfolk carry themselves.  Varian’s Trading Post looks to be made of bricks.

Varian is a human in an elegant merchant’s coat.  He’s got some facial hair and speaks curtly.

## Trivia

* honestly what the fuck is this??
* i need to fix this page later
* enjoy this mess