Coach Conversations (thread)

**Coach Conversations** is the first thread in the Coach Conversations series. It was opened by AlexTheJustDancer on November 20, 2019.

## Coaches

Coach Conversations had a limit of 10 coaches, however, the thread features 11 coaches.

## Roleplayers

* AlexTheJustDancer (as Ethan, and Dylan)
* EdoJPV (as Skyler (Jennifer for a short time back then))
* Xxdenmexx (as Mary, and Stacey)
	+ DynamoDerp11 used both once in a reply.
* OneEmoticon (as Li Wei, Ghost, and Lithium)
* LapisJD (as Susie)
* IDontKnowAnything1 (as Shaky Shaky)
	+ HandsomeFanDude used him once in a reply and named him Blake.
* AnimationIsAwesome (as Barbie Girl (P1))
	+ AnimationIsAwesome never replied to the thread, however, DynamoDerp11 used her in several replies.

## Dialogue

* \*a text in between appostrophes indicates the coach is doing an action\*
* (A text in between parentheses indicates the coach is thinking, not talking out loud)
* A hyphen indicates the line or action was interrupted-

**Ethan:** Hey! Anyone here?
**Jennifer:** Me! How's it going?
**Mary:** Oh hey guys!
**Ethan:** Wow! You guys are here? The only thing we need now is sushi!
**Mary:** Cool!
**Stacey:** Ew
**Mary:** What? You don’t like sushi?
**Stacey:** It’s not that, I’m vegan
**Ethan:** Uhh.... well..... maybe there’s vegan sushi? Lemme call my friend.
**Dylan:** Ughh... Hello, thank you for calling Merk and Kremont’s Sushi restaraunt. How may I help you?
**Ethan:** Hey! It’s me! Have any vegan sushi? \*turns to Stacey\* Don’t worry, we’ll get you some, but for some reason I’m on hold. Oh well!
**Mary:** I think she went home
**Stacey:** Lol no I’m here
**Mary:** oh

**Li Wei:** Anything new for today, boys?
**Susie:** hey.. im susie
**Li Wei:** Hey...Susie

**Mary:** I need to leave, I-I have important th-things \*tearing\* to do, y-yes AAAAAAAAHHHHH \*leaves crying\*
**Stacey:** I-
**Jennifer:** What happened? We need to find out!
**Susie:** um whats wrong?
**Stacey:** Oh, nothing! Heheheheheher crush turned out to be gay, it’s the fifth time in the week though
**Jennifer:** I know him, he told practically everybody he is gay, how the hell didn't she know?
**Susie:** well im going back to my jungle.. bye
**Li Wei:** I am a bi, but I don't see any problem with it...
**Stacey:** Actually, he did told her, but she didn’t pay attention, not a sur- Oh whatever she’s coming
**Mary:** Hey guys, It’s friday! Know what that means? :D
**Stacey:** Ummm... pizza and Netflix?
**Mary:** What? No!

**Susie:** \*comes back like a boomerang\* hi, i was really bored on the jungle, so i came back
**Mary:** Guys, let’s party!!
**Stacey:** no
**Mary:** yes
**Stacey:** no
**Mary:** Yes
**Stacey:** No
**Mary:** YES
**Stacey:** NO
**Mary:** nO
**Stacey:** yEs
**Stacey:** And I oop-
**Mary:** Ha!
**Susie:** sure..
**Mary:** Btw, where are the other guys?
**Jennifer:** I'm here, coming out as polysexual and Non Binary, and ready to watch Orange Is The New Black!
**Stacey:** Oh cool, but lemme comfirm something \*picks up phone and starts chating with Chris\*
**Mary:** ...
\*some minutes later\*
**Stacey:** See? Chris says HE TOLD YOU he’s gay
**Mary:** But-
**Stacey:** He even told you Alex was his boyfriend that day! But you were in your own world
**Mary:** That’s irrelevant because-
**Stacey:** Just shut up and accept you get distracted very easily
**Mary:** Ok...
**Stacey:** What were we talking about?
**Mary:** About non-binary people I guess...
**Jennifer:** About me! I'm hungry! Oh, I changed my name and now I'm Skyler.
**Susie:** im hungry too.. wait i had an idea \*magically appears 2 hamburgers in my hands\* here, one for me and one for you, someone else want burgers?
**Skyler:** Aww thank you! ♥️
**Susie:** you're welcome
**Ghost:** Hi, did somebody just create burgers?
**Susie:** um, yeah
**Ghost:** K...
**Li Wei:** Dirty ghost rat, what are you doing here???
**Skyler:** Hey Li, calm down!
**Mary:** She’s right, you need to calm down
**Stacey:** You’re being too loud
**Susie:** um is this ghost bad or what? he seems nice..
**Li Wei:** Unless you count trying to possess a bowl cut kid and tries to make him vomit blood, then it is evil
**Ghost:** But the kid is sick and wants blood so I "help" him. I don't think it's evil
**Mary:** Blood? Oh yes, I got a bloody nose yesterday, see, Stacey recommended me this anime called: "Junjo-
**Stacey:** SHUT UP!!!
**Li Wei:** ...Is this girl having some issues?
**Susie:** i think so
**Stacey:** Haha, no!
**Mary:** ...
**Mary:** She likes yaoi...
**Skyler:** MY GOD MARY, NO ONE CARES!
**Li Wei:** You know, no one cares if you are a yaoi fangirl
**Skyler:** Yeah... We're getting kinda overboard here.

**Ethan:** I’ve got sush.... WHAT HAPPENED? I WAS GONE FOR 30 MINUTES AND THIS HAPPENS?
**Ethan:** \*sets sushi down\* Ummm.... I’m gonna go... somewhere......
**Mary:** \*sweating\* (Ok, Mary, relax, think in Chris)
**Stacey:** Ummm... Mary?
**Mary:** ...
**Stacey:** Mary
**Mary:** ...
**Stacey:** MARY
**Mary:** ...
**Stacey: PROUD MARY!!!**
**Mary:** Oh yeah you’re vegan
**Stacey:** .\_.
**Li Wei:** Wait, who is vegan here again?
**Skyler:** Stacey
**Li Wei:** Sucks to be her then...
**Stacey:** If being vegan sucks, then I don’t want to imagine what being bi feels like
**Skyler:** Well, I think that vegan is a bit too excessive. Now can i order?
**Susie:** let's stop fighting? \*magically makes pizza\* lets all be friends aND EAT THIS PIZZA >:/ \*starts getting angry\*

**Shaky Shaky:** \*comes in room eating jello\* Yo!
**Li Wei:** No
**Stacey:** Wait, are you eating jello?
**Li Wei:** I call this one as auto-cannibalism
**Ghost:** ...and I call this one delicious!
**Skyler:** Y'all are weird, also this pizza is great!
**Susie:** \*calms down\* ty!
**Skyler:** You're welcome!

**Mary:** There’s nobody on here D:
**Stacey:** Let’s summon ’em! >:D
**Mary:** nahtE nommus I
**Stacey:** relykS nommus I
**Mary:** eisuS nommus I
**Stacey:** ieW iL nommus I
**Susie:** im now scared of yall stacey and mary..
**Mary:** Noooooo Stacey is the only crazy one
**Stacey:** >:(
**Mary:** But I have to admit I’m also a yaoi fangirl
**Stacey:** You understand me ;)
**Mary:** :D (My god this girl is insane D:)
**Skyler:** Ok, stop it, my god!
**Mary:** Yeah Stacey, stop talking about yaoi, you’re getting annoying as heck >:v
**Stacey:** But- .\_.
**Susie:** now im scared and confused ;\_; also where did ethan go?
**Ethan:** \*yawn\* Oh sorry, I went to my house and took a nap.
**Mary:** So, summoning you actually worked
**Li Wei:** What the heck are those two summoning about?
**Ethan:** No idea....
**Ghost:** Oh, will it bring me back to the living world?
**Susie:** when yall werent here mary was like "theres nobody here" and stacey was like "LETS SUMMON THEM" then they started saying weird words
**Mary:** See, to summon someone, you just gotta say "I summon \*name\*" backwards
**Ethan:** Uh.... ok.... I’m gonna go get some Starbucks.... anybody want anything?
**Skyler:** I wouldn't like anything, thanks.

**Ethan:** I’m back and I brought some cake pops if anyone wants them!
**Skyler:** I would like some!

**Mary:** AAAAAHHHH THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!
**Stacey:** guys, have anyone see Mary’s "love bandanna"?
**Susie:** i dont, sorry
**Skyler:** WTF? Calm down!
**Mary:** Girl, that bandanna is really important to me! D:
**Stacey:** Dude, that bandanna thing is fake.
**Ethan:** :o... I go to my room to listen to some Ava Max for a few minutes.. also i found your bandana....
**Mary:** OMG TYSM <<<<<33333 \*puts on bandanna\* HA!!
\*nothing happens\*
**Mary:** Wait hold on...
**Stacey:** I Told You, it’s FAKE

**Ethan:** You know what I think you need? A pumpkin spice latte! Want one?
**Stacey:** \*sleepy\* \*yawn\* Ethan, it’s 22:00, wth are you talking about?
**Ethan:** I’m talking about waking you up by giving you a pumpkin spice latte! I had one and now I can’t go to sleep! \*hehe\*
**Mary:** Too much coffee
**Ethan:** So you want some?
**Mary:** Dude, I had a tough day today, I just want to sle- \*falls asleep\*
**Stacey:** \*whispering\* if for you, being sent to the friendzone by a gay boy is a tough day, then OMG you’re surely exaggerated
**Ethan:** ugggghhhh... i am bored...

**Li Wei:** I want to kill something...
**Susie:** what do you wanna kill? ;\_;
**Ethan:** uhhhhh...... \*runs out of the room screaming at the top of his lungs\*
**Li Wei:** I hunt monsters, not people \*rolls eyes\*
**Mary:** I... think a talking Panda can be considered a monster
**Li Wei:** Ugh... Talking pandas such as me aren't included. I'm talking about the ones under your beds, the ones that suck blood, and the one that wants to kill you
**Ethan:** Is it safe?
**Li Wei:** For f\*\*k's sake, I'm a monster hunter, NOT a hitman! Get it, human?
**Ethan:** Ok.... I’m gonna go to my room and drink my pumpkin spice latte.
**Ghost:** So...no vessels for me to possess?
**Ethan:** No, But you can have a pumpkin spice latte if you’d like.
**Susie:** now im not only scared of stacey and mary but the ghost and about what li said..
**Mary:** Why are you scared of me? I’m just upset that my bandana is having some issues rn
**Stacey:** Mary, it’s been 5 fricking years, and you still believe on that love bandana thing? Like WTF?
**Skyler:** What even is that bullsh\*t?
**Stacey:** Kind of long story, but to cut it a little bit:

*Mary once bought a cereal box, but the box included a "special love bandana", it’s supposed to do that if a man sees her with the bandana on, he’ll inmediately fall in love with her, it’s been years and she still thinks the bandana works*

**Mary:** Ok ok I get it! Now let’s change the subjet, ummm, let’s play truth or dare! >:D
**Li Wei:** I dare the bride weirdo Mary... ...to kiss this woman who is passing by
**Lithium:** Who? Me?
**Mary:** No, this isn’t how you’re supposed to play the game!
**Li Wei:** Oh, okay.
**Lithium:** Weirdos... \*walks away\*
**Mary:** ... Stacey, truth or dare?
**Stacey:** true
**Mary:** Do you have a crush on someoneon this room? 7u7
**Stacey:** no
**Mary:** Oh
**Ethan:** What are you guys doing?
**Li Wei:** Truth or Dare. You choose.
**Ethan:** Uhhh.... ok..... I’m a little scared, but I’ll choose..... truth?
**Stacey:** Is it true you use drugs??
**Shaky Shaky:** \*walks into room\* I have to be in this? Well wE sHoulD gET SHakY
**Stacey:** The question was for Ethan, but I can tell you’re also into drugs...
Whatever...
**Ethan:** I don’t use them, so that’s no. Is that a dare? I don’t really know how to play this game.
**Li Wei:** You pick truth and thus you answer, there's no need to pick dare unless you pick it first. Who turn next?
**Stacey:** Skyler, truth or dare?
**Skyler:** Dare
**Mary:** I dare you to call this number \*gives her a piece of paper with a phone number on it\* and tell him you’re cheating on him >:D
**Skyler:** Ok. \*dials the number\* "Mary is a piece of s\*\*t!" \*hangs up\*
**Li Wei:** \*sheds liquid pride\* Tea
**Mary:** ...
**Stacey:** \*Sips tea nervously\*
**Skyler:** Next up?
**Li Wei:** Truth
**Ethan:** Alright. Is it true you like Starbucks?
**Li Wei:** No, because it is just packed with some basic b\*\*ches. I only went to some local or better coffeeshops, especially the ones nearest to my boyfriend Shiro.
**Ethan:** Ok... \*dramatically sips pumpkin spice latte\*
**Susie:** is someone going to ask me t or d?
**Skyler:** Truth Or Dare?
**Susie:** truth
**Skyler:** Is it true that you will come to the basketball game i'm cheerleading for in 2 days?
**Susie:** sure!
**Skyler:** Awww Thanks!
**Ethan:** I’ll come too, you’ll do great!
**Skyler:** Y'all are so sweet ♥️♥️♥️
**Li Wei:** While you kids are going to go on some basketball stuff, I'm going out for my business.
**Skyler:** OK, Bye!
**Ethan:** I wonder what he does for a living?
**Ghost:** He's a monster hunter, silly! He told it like twice already!
**Ethan:** How does he make a living off of that?
**Ghost:** Since this universe is a hotspot for some supernatural and interdimensional activity, monsters can appear in this place. Monsters = Money = Dead People
**Ethan:** That’s kinda creepy. Is he good at his job?
**Ghost:** He took down magic thing called Behemoth by himself. He also gets help with his boyfriend Shiro and some weird nudist chick named Lethe or something...
**Mary: ThAt’S iNtErEsTiNg!!1!**
**Stacey:** 23!
**Ethan:** Why did you say 23?
**Stacey:** Li Wei is the 23rd man Mary has said he’s interesting in the month
**Ethan:** What does that mean?
**Stacey:** That means she tries to flirt with any fricking man she sees
**Mary:** That’s not true ¬¬
**Ethan:** Ok....

**Stacey:** Guys, I have something to tell you :/
**Susie:** what is it? :/
**Stacey:** It’s kind of hard to say...
**Mary:** Just say it already
**Stacey:** ...I’m gonna have a surgery
**Skyler:** I support you a lot and I'm with you!
**Ethan:** I support you too! What is it for?
**Stacey:** \*voice gets deeper\* Ok this is embarrazing to say...
**Mary:** What?
**Stacey:** ...Ok \*takes wig off\* I’m a boy actually, my real name is Carl, and I’m going to change my sex tomorrow.
**Skyler:** Go for it! Just please stick with the purple hair, they look great on you <3
**Stacey:** \*Puts wig on\* \*giggles\*, thanks Skyler :D
**Susie:** is okay, we still gona love and support you :) also im really sorry about the way i asked "what is it" i tought you were going to talk about summonning stuff

**Ethan:** Do you guys want some hot chocolate? It always makes me feel better!
**Susie:** sure
**Ethan:** How many marshmallows do you want in it? Also, do you want any sugar or milk in it?
**Susie:** i want 2 marshmallows and yes i want milk and sugar but if you wont spend all your money on marshmallows, sugar and milk you can not buy them :)
**Ethan:** Alright! Here it is! My signature hot chocolate! Hope you enjoy it!

**Susie:** thx!

**Li Wei:** \*kicks open a door and drags a heavy bag\* I'm back
**Stacey:** \*Comes in screaming, very loudly\* **AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!** Oh hi Li! What do you have in that bag?
**Li Wei:** Good bounty \*pulls out a decapitated head of a Behemoth and shows it to the group\*
**Mary:** EWWWWWW! What is THAT??
**Stacey:** Is that the Behemoth thing you were talking about, Ghost?
**Ghost:** ...yeah \*visibly shocked and impressed\*
**Skyler:** Li Wei you almost made me s\*\*t myself!

**Ethan:** Does anybody wanna play Icebreakers?
**Mary:** What is that? Do men have to kiss me? Because then I’ll play!
**Ethan:** No, it’s a game that is meant for us to get to know each other.
**Mary:** Oh.
**Li Wei:** Sure, I guess. \*stuffs the head back to the bag\*
**Susie:** ok let's play icebreakers, i guess..
**Barbie Girl (P1):** Okay! Which coach do you think has the best outfit?
**Ethan:** I think I have the best outfit! What about you, Mary, have a question?
**Mary:** (Find me a boyfriend) favorite color?
**Skyler:** Guys I have to go, I have to try my cheerleading routine!
**Ethan:** Well, I hope you do awesome! You’re so vibrant, so I know you’ll do great!
**Li Wei:** So, any other questions?
**Ethan:** Who is your best friend?
**Li Wei:** Well... I would tell it to you but you guys already know about it
**Ethan:** Ok. Here’s a question on my mind: Why are you a monster hunter?
**Li Wei:** So that I can vent my frustrations to monsters...and easy hard cold cash
**Ethan:** Should I get a job?
**Stacey:** Sure! Maybe as a psycho
**Susie:** hi! what yall are doing?
**Ethan:** Still playing Icebreakers.
**Barbie Girl (P1):** Whose turn is it?
**Ethan:** I don’t know. Who wants to go?
**Barbie Girl (P1):** Well, I already went, soooo..

**Stacey:** R.I.P. This thread (?)
**Mary:** enoyreve nommus I

## Trivia

* This is the first Coach Conversations thread to not reach the maximum of 500 replies.
	+ It was followed by Coach Conversations 11: How is This Still a Thing?!, which was closed early after an incident caused by Tomodachidudeball
* Besides the 10-coach-limit, an extra coach made a cameo (Lithium).
	+ She wouldn’t make her actual debut until Coach Conversations: The Threequel.
* The thread’s name was originally "Coach Battles", but AlexTheJustDancer changed it to "Coach Conversations" right after opening it.

## References

1. ↑ IDonKnowAnything1 was not roleplaying in this line, it was HandsomeFanDude, whom called him "Blake"
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 Xxdenmexx was not roleplaying in this line, it was DynamoDerp11