Weekender's Day Off

# Summary

Pork and Drain take over the Weekender's Johnson work so that she can get her first day off in actual months (to commit heinous murder, naturally).

# Meet

Pork, desperate to get a little chummier with some of the more influential Halloweeners, has been annoying the Weekender for some time now. She calls him in, saying to bring whatever friend he wants, and will entertain his requests for mentorship if they can take over her work for a day without anyone noticing or complaining. Pork calls Drain, who is confused, but comes along with him to Horizon's main downtown campus.

They arrive at 0730 and are directed up to the Special Assignments Group office on the 13th floor, where they're greeted by April, the office's receptionist. She explains that the Weekender has already ditched work and gives them her plan of the day along with her disposable commlinks and credsticks for the day. She also explains that they need to go through some mundane office hazing bullshit, but Drain and Pork bully everyone into ignoring them. She gives them suits, fake SINs, a parking pass, tells them to wash up, and boots them out of the office.

# Run

The Weekender's plan of the day is mostly frontloaded and consists of the following:

* 0730 Muster
* 0800 Morning Briefing Call
* 0830 Idol Mediation at HBI48 Main Auditorium
* 0900 Cafe Meet with Investigative Team
* 1000 Touristville Bar Meet with Yuki/Suzy
* 1100 Admin Call
* 1200 Lunch
* 1230 Snohomish Office Call with Raid Team
* 1300 Check in with Heist Team

Along with myriad designated transit times, mundane tasks, and numerous status update calls. The schedule runs until 2000, though those particular tasks were highlighted as the highest priority for the day.

## 0830 Idol Mediation at HBI48 Main Auditorium

Pork and Drain head over to the HBI48 HQ, where they ask someone taking a break to cry in the hallway how to get to the auditorium. Upon arriving, they find Rosa Wilde, the 2nd String Lead, yelling at a weeping Edi-E for her generally poor performance over the past few weeks. When asked what's wrong, Edi-E explains that she had recent found out that an old friend of hers, Hydro, had died.

Pork and Drain yell at her to stand up for herself and berate Rosa for causing them work. Edi-E blows up, yelling at Rosa and stomping off, leaving her shocked and confused. Pork and Drain call their job done and head off for the cafe across the street.

## 0900 Cafe Meet with Investigative Team

Three runners cram into an overly tight back room at a cafe with Pork and Drain, and they're visibly put off by Pork's odor in the cramped space, but say nothing. Pork takes the lead, but forgets most of the brief, eventually resorting to just showing the runners his notes from The Weekender. Pork forgets to hide the pay and the allowed flexible amount on negotiations, so Drain jumps in, threatening the team to take the initial amount or "we'll do the job ourselves." The confused runner team accepts and squeezes out of the room.

## 1000 Touristville Bar Meet with Yuki/Suzy

drain does a ribbon routine to flex on some girls at 10 am

# Aftermath

The Weekender calls them at the end of the day sounding refreshed, though there's a lot of pained wailing in the background. She's pleased with not having received any work calls that day and congratulates them on a job well done, offering her assistance if they should ever need it in the future.

# Rewards

* R6 Horizon Fake SIN w/ 5x R6 Licenses of your choice [Drain (Dwight Rortugal)] [Pork (Mario McRlwain)]
* Access Badges to the Special Assignments Office
* A parking spot on the Horizon Downtown Campus in the nice parking garage
* Actioneer Business Clothes with R6 Fire Protection, YNT Softweave
* 1x Metalink each
* Gain The Weekender at 6/5
* Gain April (Receptionist) at 3/2 (will be added soon)
* 2 CDP
* Pork and Drain have plans to retire as Johnsons
* Pork has upgraded to Moderate Kami Addiction
* RIP 1 of Pork's Edge

# Quotes

```
"I can't tell if this is sex or a gunfight
and I can't put my finger on it." - Drain
"We're gonna be Johnsons." - Pork
"What?"
"Johnsons."
"What?"
"Johnsons."
"What are we getting paid?"
"Nothing."
"What the fuck."

```

```
"Uh, we were expecting Ms. Johnson." - Runner
"Yeah, we're Ms. Johnson." - Pork
"It's just unnerving when you're expecting a female
Johnson and you come in to two men." - Runner
"Don't assume what I am." - Pork

```

```
Pork shows them The Weekender's notes
saying how much they were supposed to get paid.
"Wait, shit, don't look at that part." - Pork
"10,000 nuyen, take it or we do the job ourselves." - Drain

```

```
"Pork is, understandably, miffed." - BBQ, very calmly after a
grenade on the window explodes in Pork's face.

```

```
Pork accidentally explodes the enemy runner van after a
massive shootout and sprints back to the motorcycle.
"Nice." - Drain
"Nice." - Pork
"Nice." - Drain
"We're great fucking Johnsons." - Pork
"Best motherfuckers in the business, comrade." - Drain

```

```
"We have the prototype weapon system, where do you want it." - Runner
"... Oh, this was one of the jobs!"  - Pork

```

```
"This isn't normally how dead drops go." - Runner
"It's gonna be a dead drop if you don't shut up." - Drain

```