Miranda's Christmases

## WORST CHRISTMAS EVER!!!!! - Pub. December 27th 2012

*'So i'm really upset, still, with my Mom and my Uncle, so I snuck into the living room and stole all my Christmas presents. And i'm not even gonna open them infront of them, i'm gonna hide. That'll teach them.'*

*-Miranda, Christmas Morning 2012*

### **LIST OF PRESENTS - A \* MEANS MIRANDA LIKED IT**

* A 'Ready 2 Learn' animal spoon craft kit
* A pack of Original flavor 'Jolly Ranchers'
* Children's book 'Suppertime For Frieda Fuzzypaws'
* \*A bronze cat tree decoration wearing a metallic blue dress
* A pack of hair grips
* \*A £20 giftcard (shop unknown)
* A packet of fruit Skittles
* A 'diaper' but presumably either pads or tampons
* \*Macaroni and cheese band aids
* Holly hair clips (christmas related)
* Bow hair clips
* \*Red lipstick (x2)

## HORRIBLE CHRISTMAS PRESENTS HAUL - Pub. December 26th 2013

*'So once again, my Mom, my Uncle and my Dad didn't get me anything for my birthday, which means I get only combined presents for Christmas and my birthday. So to teach them a lesson, I came out to Christmas early, before they even woked up, and I'm gonna open all the presents. Maybe that'll teach them for next time.'*

*-Miranda, Christmas Morning 2013*

### **LIST OF PRESENTS - A \* MEANS MIRANDA LIKED IT**

* A magic writer (or red yellow thing that teaches you how to write)
* Red sweatpants (deemed unusable as 'Haters Back Off' was not written on the butt)
* A red scarf
* A white mug with solid red lips
* A cuddly rat designed for dogs
* \*An Ariana Grande magazine
* \*Gripe Water
* \*Period Pads
* Neon hair extensions
* \*Sellotape
* \*A striped candy stick
* Strawberry Jell-o
* Butt-Paste
* \*Plain white underwear (men's)
* \*A golden cat broach

*DISCLAIMER: MIRANDA GOT SOME WEIRD ROUND RED THING BUT I HAD NO IDEA WHAT IT WAS*

## WORST CHRISTMAS EVER! - Pub. December 29th 2014

*'My parents said I couldn't open presents till 8am, so I got up really early, right when the sun came up, and I'm gonna open them right now.'*

*-Miranda, Christmas Morning 2014*

### **LIST OF PRESENTS - A \* MEANS MIRANDA LIKED IT**

* Magic Grow Dinasours (or drugs) [GIVEN AWAY TO FANS]
* A rainbow bracelet made of wool
* A magic wand
* A mug with her face on it
* Grace's Guide: The art of pretending to be a grown up
* \*Crafting with cat hair
* Hot Chocolate (milk)
* Jelly Belly Bean Boozled

## CHRISTMAS PRESENT FAIL - December 26th 2015

*'Ok so obviously yesterday was Christmas, and, so I'm really ticked off about how the past years my Mom and my Uncle have been giving me terrible presents, and this year, I had faith restored in humanity, and I thought of course, they will give me what I want, and I have faith in my Mom, my Uncle, and Jesus Christ, that I would get what I actually asked for this year. But unfortunately, the day before Christmas, on Christmas eve, my Uncle put my Chia pet that I had been growing in the BACKYARD. Blatant disrespect to me! He said it was getting too many juices on the floor! So I said I'm not gonna open presents with you on Christmas. I'm gonna open it the next day! How'd you feel about that?'*

*-Miranda, Boxing Day 2015*

### **LIST OF PRESENTS - A \* MEANS MIRANDA LIKED IT**

* A strap on tail (or unicorn horn)
* A pack of German sausages (x2)

* o.b (most likely tampons)
* Q-Tips
	+ \*A coloring board with felts
* Colgate toothpaste
	+ \*A chocolate Ice Cream (or cupcake)
* A board of cat pictures (going to be turned into sweaters)

## WORST CHRISTMAS AND BIRTHDAY EVER! - Pub. December 27th 2016

*'Every freaking year, my birthday is December 24th, and Christmas is December 25th. Every year I say DO NOT give me combined presents! And every year, my Uncle and my freaking Mom give me combined freaking presents. So this year, I didn't even come down on Christmas morning, I came down Christmas afternoon. And I only opened two presents! And they were not what I wanted : A Hoverboard, which I got last freaking year and I didn't want it this year, and CRAYONS! So I said that's it, I'm not opening the rest infront of you, you don't deserve it. So now it's the day after Christmas, and I'm gonna open them now.'*

*-Miranda, Boxing Day 2016*

### **LIST OF PRESENTS - A \* MEANS MIRANDA LIKED IT**

* Hoverboard (opened Christmas afternoon)
* Crayons (opened Christmas afternoon)

DISCLAIMER: THE REST WERE OPENED ON THE 26TH DECEMBER

* Make-up remover wipes
* \*Disney princess Band Aids
* Period Pads
* Benefiber
* \*A cat wand (or a bunch of balls on a string on a stick)
* A male barbie doll wearing nothing but 1/2 lengths
* The complete series of Seinfeld [GIVEN AWAY TO FANS]
* *Me and I.C.* by Owen Trent

## LINKS HERE

2012 - WORST CHRISTMAS EVER!!!!! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYSPbKYSl\_0

2013 - HORRIBLE CHRISTMAS PRESENTS HAUL - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqf2CR9vYfA

2014 - WORST CHRISTMAS EVER! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me1axJXzVt0

2015 - CHRISTMAS PRESENT FAIL - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYX1G4dDwtk

2016 - WORST CHRISTMAS AND BIRTHDAY EVER! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGZQ0mXU8qk