Brad

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**Brad**

Personal Information
Aliases
"Brian"
Bazzer (Janet)

Status
Alive

Occupation
Actor
 Regional Director of International Sales (Determinant)

Affiliation
Rymmington-Svist
 Janet
 Biological Information

Identity
Male

Pronouns
He/Him
Hair Color
Brown

Eye Color
Gray

Actor
Daniel Brewerton

Russian Voice Actor
Nikita Petrov

**Brad** is a character in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Brad is an actor for Rymmington-Svist advertisements, commonly appearing alongside Janet, a fellow actor.

## Personality

Being an actor for Sophia Rymmington, Brad's personality tends to vary, changing when necessary to better suit the task at hand. At one moment, he can appear hostile and antagonistic, to then being awe-struck and amazed.

His true personality, however, is revealed when he isn't the primary focus, indicating a potential aversion for Sophia Rymmington based on her actions. At moments in advertisements where Sophia's personality is that of being a "Wild Child", Brad can be seen expressing discontent and a lack of enthusiasm, visibly scoffing and shaking his head at her, whereas when her personality is more professional, he appears more enthusiastic and easy-going.

## History

### Episode 2

##### FlardMaster 5000

Brad is standing beside Janet, holding some sort of gun. She says that she bought him some new flards and notices that he seems sad. He tells her that he loves working with flards, but sometimes, they can get a bit fiddly to get in place. She remarks that that sounds bad and they both say, "There has to be a better way."

Then Sophia comes into frame holding the FlardMaster 5000, saying that there is now. Brad is visibly uneasy seeing the gun and immediately takes it when Sophia passes it to him. He then smiles nervously.

##### Responsipillity

Brad is standing beside a round table with Janet at the other end, both acting as a young couple. She informs him that she's pregnant because not all contraception pills are 100% reliable. As a result, they'll have to get married. Brad says they've only been on five dates and he doesn't know her well enough. He then says that marriage and children seem to be a big decision to make in a wine bar and they both say, "There has to be a better way."

Sophia then comes into frame saying that there is now. Now, couples can double their protection with Responsipillity, the world's first male contraceptive pill, and men won't have to worry about difficult things such as commitment anymore. Brad seems to like the idea.

##### M.O.O.B.S. Project

Brad is standing next to Janet, both acting as tourists. They say their lines in a very unenthusiatic tone. Brad says he loves travelling but hates flying. Janet says she knows what he means, commenting that it takes so long and can get pretty scary. Brad then says it's inefficient to go around the planet, then says, "There has to be a better way..." along with Janet.

Sophia then comes into frame saying that there is now, with M.O.O.B.S., which are mass-transit elevators running through the center of the earth. Brad doesn't seem to care about Sophia's idea and looks elsewhere.

##### Camp Busyfingers

Brad is standing next to Janet, both acting as parents of multiple children. He asks what happened to her and she says it's because of the children and she sometimes wants to kick their little faces in. Brad says that every night he dreams of choking Little Frankie to death. But when he wakes up, he's still alive. Then they both say, "There has to be a better way."

Sophia then comes into frame saying that there now is, with Camp Busyfingers, a "fun" place where parents can send their children in for a "vacation" and they'll be paid for the privilege. She then holds up a quilt, saying that she thought only a master tailor would be able to make one of it. But turns out, even a stupid child could also. Sophia then throws the quilt at Brad's direction.

##### RS Rainbow

Brad is sitting beside Janet, playing games on the RS Rainbow. She is astonished by the amazing graphics and Brad concurs, saying that games can't surely get any better. Then they both comment on the music consisting of four notes playing at the same time, which Janet calls a "digital symphony".

Sophia then comes into frame stating that a home computer entertainment system needs games and with the RS Rainbow, there's up to three of them: Zark, Twitchy Builder, and Fighting. She hands the games to Brad as she is introducing them one by one. Then, he and Janet excitedly check the games out.

##### RS-85 WowBox

Brad is standing beside Janet, both acting as layabouts named Brad and Chad. Chad tells Brad that he's bored and Brad says that he is too. Chad wishes that they could go to the arcade to play a few rounds of Space Refugees. Brad agrees, but tells him that they spent all the money they had there last night and won't get anymore until the weekend. Chad suggests that they take hard drugs, mug an elderly, or spit on a bum.

After they both exclaim, "There has to be a better way.", Sophia comes into frame stating that the RS-85 WowBox costs no more than the viewers' allowance and if they pre-order one on the same day the advert is released, they'll be given the newest released game, A.T. The Alien Traveler.

##### Siege Survival Box

Brad and Janet are standing next to each other acting as individuals named Brian and Jane. Brian says he loathes the sanctions and Jane concurs, stating that there's barely enough milk to undermine the tea. Overwhelmed with the low amount of resources they have, they exclaim, "One is certain a preferable way exists."

And then, Sophia comes in stating that they'd be right, with the Rymmington-Svist Siege Survival Box. Every box contains all the things the viewers really miss, such as some red wine which chemicals can be hardly tasted, some rare meat grown in Rymmington-Svist's production laboratory, and chocolate that is so salty to the point the viewers would believe it came from Svenland.

She then hands the box to Brian and says they added a random twist: 1 in every 100 boxes contains a golden flard. Brian and Jane are absolutely pleased seeing the golden flard that is shining from the box.

##### Swag Box

Brad and Janet are standing next to each other acting as two individuals named Jazzer and Bazzer. Bazzer says the market squares are going to be empty. Jazzer knows, further stating that she doesn't enjoy shopping anymore due to the fun being gone. Bazzer reminisces the time where there were all sorts of grandma's feet and Jazzer just wishes shopping was as fun as before.

Sophia then comes into frame stating that she has something that will light the viewers' spirits: The Sophia Rymmington Swag Box, nobody will know what's in it until they break the seal and open it.

She throws the box to Brad, then he and Janet open it, but are dissapointed after seeing the box contains absolutely nothing. They are then baffled by Sophia stating that if the customer isn't satisfied, they can get a refund for "just" 15.99, as long as the seal on the box isn't broken.

### Episode 3

##### RS: Future Leaders

Brad is now the regional director of international sales for Rymmington-Svist. He tries to introduce himself fully but gets cut off by Janet. After introducing themselves, they introduce the Rymmington-Svist Future Leaders Program, which is a recruitment program.

With Rymmington-Svist on the up and up, the company buys another company on average every 12 seconds. It is also now more powerful and populated than some small countries. For that reason, Brad says there's never been a good time to join the corporation.

Janet says that the Future Leaders Program can help the viewers reach their full potential. Brad continues her statement, informing that after just 8 years of service, the viewers are guaranteed to have a position on Rymmington-Svist's up-and-coming new sectors. Those sectors are, as Janet says, Human Effluence Disengagement, Stationary and Numeration, The Treasurey, and Defense. Or they could join their evergrowing litigation team, as Brad says. Janet jokingly says that injured children aren't going to cease and desist themselves and Brad laughs nervously at what she said.

Brad says that the opportunities are really great, backed up by the "fact" that he's only been working in the company for only 9 years and is really close to being made head of the program.

With all that, he states that the viewers should join the Rymmington-Svist Future Leaders on the day the advert is released. Janet states that it's one of the best graduate opportunities around. She'd know, considering she's the head of the program (while in reality, she is not).

##### RS: Flash Sale

Brad and Janet are standing beside each other, introducing themselves as the last remaining employees of Rymmington-Svist. Brad tells them that they are contractually bound to tell the viewers about The Rymmington-Svist Territory 1 Flash Sale.

Janet informs them that for 24 hours, all the remaining products in Rymmington-Svist's last satisfaction centre are on sale. Some of those products being a box of packing peanuts, a bottle of Brad's urine, and a deceased colleague's gold teeth.

Brad accidentally reveals that the place is closing down and everything has to go, which he immediately tries to cover up after Janet's reminder, but then gets zapped by the device on his wrist.

Janet says that Rymmington-Svist will be back in another territory, and Brad continues by saying that it'll be stronger and more powerful than ever (while in reality, it won't). They then hear something in the distance which Janet and Brad say it's a demolition team and bulldozers, then they immediately get zapped by the devices on their wrists.

Janet says that The Rymmington-Svist Territory 1 Flash Sale is on and invites the viewers to get involved while they still can. Afterwards, Brad tries to follow Janet to somewhere off-screen but is unable to due to his left foot being chained to one of the shelves.

### Ads

Brad has starred in four advertisements, which all change depending on choices made.

* FlardMaster 5000 - Responsipillity - M.O.O.B.S. Project - Camp Busyfingers
* RS Rainbow - RS-85 WowBox
* Siege Survival Box - Swag Box
* RS: Future Leaders - RS: Flash Sale

## Gallery

* Brad Promoting Responsipillity
* Brad And Janet Playing The RS Rainbow
* Brad And Janet Dressed As Layabouts
* Brad And Janet Promoting The Future Leaders Program
* Brad And Janet Being Shocked

## Trivia

* The naming of both Brad and Janet are inspired by the main characters of the 1973 theatrical musical *The Rocky Horror Show*.