Thomas's Deadly Faint

I Am Sure You May Know Those Popular Books And Television Cartoon Thomas The Tank Engine And Friends. He Is One Of The Oldest Characters Since 1945 And I Happened To Be A Big Fan Of Him Myself. If You Don't Know About This Show, Here's A Summary Of The Plot. The Cartoon Is All About A Small Blue Train Named Thomas Who Works And Plays With His Railway Friends On The Is!and Of Sodor. These Characters Include Percy, Who Is Thomas' Best Friend And Has Crashed The Most Times, Edward, The First Engine On The Railway, Gordon, Who Is The Strong Man Of The Group, James, Who I Can Only Describe As A Train Fashionista, Toby, Who Is A Brown Tram Engine, Henry, A Green Train Who Has Aquaphobia, And Many Other Trains In Similar Conditions. Seems Kid Friendly, But Britt Alftcroft Had A Darker Plot Planned For Season 3.

I Work For Mattel. They Have Recently Bought Thomas And Friends And Are Turning It Into A Reboot Called Thomas And Friends; All Engines Go, Witch Is Really Gonna Suck Breasts, I'd Prefer To Stay Home And Shove An Alarm Clock Up My Neighbor's Butthole. How I Know Is Because In 2009 They I Found The Lost Episode.

One Night, I Was Performing Local Security Inside Hit Entertainment Headquarters When Under One Of The Tables I Found The Tape. It Was Covered In Dust So I Blew It Off. The Lable Simply Read THOMAS On It In Capital Letters. Because Of This I Know It Was From Thomas The Tank Engine. However I Noticed That On The Top, It Had The Lable "Thomas's Deadly Faint" Written In Red Sharpie. I Took The Tape To Mrs. Alftcroft And Asked Her About The Mysterious VHS Tape. She Looked At The Tape And This Is What She Said. "That Episode Was Created By A Teen Who Worked For The Show But I Fired Him." She Allowed Me To Come To Her Place To Watch The Video. We Put The VHS Into Her VCR And Let It Play.

Well, The Intro Of The New Episode Was Different. The Sky Was Red, The Theme Song Was Quite Lower Pitch, Thomas' Movement Was Awfully Slow, And The Logo Cloud Was Black Instead Of The Normal White. I Then Saw The Words "Thomas' Deadly Faint" Flashed Across The Screen In Bloody Red As Thomas Came Into The Station. The Episode Started By Showing A Train Shunting Cars In The Yard, He Was Like Percy, Only He Was Light Blue With Yellow Strips. Thomas Was In The Sheds With Percy. Then The Fat Controller Walked On Screen. Thomas, The Fat Controller Said, I Need You To Head Down To The Docks, And Collect Some Fish, To Take To The Beach. Thomas Was Pleased. I Can Try! Thomas Responded Back. It Cut To Thomas Going To The Docks To Collect The Fish, But The Screen Started Glitching. It Showed Thomas Speeding Down The Rails With His Cars Full Of Fish, But Again It Was All Gitchy. The Screen Started Waving Around And This Is Where Things Got Worst.

Thomas Was Heading Towards Another Train. It Looked Identical To Edward, But He Was Red With Bill And Ben's Face. The Train Was Pulling A Passanger Train And Thomas Ran Into Him. Thomas Rolled Down A Mountain, And A Tree Fell On Him And Thomas Exploded. It Showed Thomas' Cannibalized Body. His Face Was Gone And He Had Blood Guts And Brains Pooring Out Of Where It Used To Be. His Buffers Were Completely Gone, His Side Rods Were Gone Aswell. The Train Was Dead. It Showed Edward Puffiing Over The Hill Looking Depressed As He Loaded Thomas's Corps Onto The Flatbed. We Then Saw Thomas' Scrapped Body Covered In Maggots In The Scrap Yard As His Body Was Push Into The Lava Pit, Desolving Him.

The Screen Cut To Black For Over 2 In A Half Minutes Before It Showed Gordon In The Sheds. Thomas Is Gone! Gordon Said. I Can't Believe I've Been Such A Birch To Him Since He Arrived Here! I Can't Help Without Thomas! I Just Can't Live Without Thomas! Then We Saw A Ghost On The Screen With Gordon. The Camera Zoomed In To Show That It Was The Soul Of A Deceased Thomas Witch Brown Colored Buffers, Beaten Out Eyes, And Other Very Scary Features. Are You Ready To Die!? Thomas Said In A Dark Voice. The Screen Cut To Black Again With Gordon Screaming In The Background. The Other Trains Died Abnormally Graphic Deaths. James Was On Fire And Was Burning To Death, Henry's Boiler Exploded, Toby Was Hit With A Flame Thrower, And Edward Was Beaten To Death By A Group Of Teens. In Then Showed The Mangaled Bodies Of All Of The Trains Thomas Had Murdered. James Wheels Were Completely Gone And He Had Scratch Marks All Over Him. All That Was Left Of Gordon Was His Smockbox And Front Running Board. Toby Had Some Serious Grill Marks. The Rest Of The Trains Who Were In Similar Conditions Had Their Parts Scattered All Over. Then It Showed Percy. The Only Engine Who Survived. I Noticed His Coal Bunker Was No Where To Be Seen. What He Said Still Haunts Me To This Very Day. Thomas, Why Did You Have To Leave Us? We Were Best Friends. Percy Comitted Suicide By Driving Himself Into The Lava Pit And The Episode Ended With Thomas' Laughter In The Background. The Episode Was Actually Over, But It Showed An Image Of Thomas Covered In Blood. He Said To The Two Of Us, "I'LL BE IN YOUR DREAMS TONIGHT!"

We Took Out The Tape And Threw It Into The Paper Shredder. I Had Nightmares For Weeks. One Day I Received A Normal Thomas VHS And Heard A Voice.

"WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IT AGAIN NIKKI?"

I Looked Behide Me. It Was A Wooden Thomas Figure With A Huge Grin On His Face And He Had Hyper Realistc Eyes. GET THE HELL OUTTA MY HOUSE! I HAVE NO TIME FOR YOUR GAMES! I Told Him, And I Threw Him Away. I Searched All Over The Internet For This Episode, And Found Nothing. If You Find A VHS Tape Of Thomas The Train, Please Contact Me.