Asherpate's cars series 4 episode 19: 1996 Jiffy Lube 300

Sadly, Jeff Gorvette crashed with Johnny Blamer on lap 253 because of Andrew Axler. Johnny cried so hard that he acedently hurt Jeff Gorvette's ears.

## Transcript

Ray Reverham: You're qualifying in 16th place.

Jeff Gorvette: Oh no! I don't want to get a start outside the top 10 again!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: The race is on!

Jeff Gorvette: Must get to the top 5!

(lap 119)

Ken Squier: It's lap 119! Andrew Axler is in the lead with Jeff Gorvette drafting right behind him!

Ned Carrett: And Andrew hasn't done well a few years ago, but now, he's getting more aggresive!

Spike: Yeah! That mean orange car has done super well from his rookie year in 1976 to the 1980's!

Ken Squier: They're coming through turn 3! Jeff Gorvette is still trying to take the lead from that mean-old Andrew Axler!

Pinkie: And we hate Andrew Axler anyway! He wrecks cars just like he did in the past 30 years!

Jeff Gorvette: Looks like you have done a bump-n-run on some good racers! (does a bump-n-run on Andrew Axler)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette does the bump-n-run and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Andrew Axler gets passsed by Crusty Rotor and Darrell Cartrip! Jeff Gorvette leads lap 119!

(lap 130)

Ken Squier: It's lap 130! Jeff Gorvette is still in the lead! His teammate, Crusty Rotor in 2nd, and Darrell Cartrip in 3rd!

Spike: Now Darrell is gonna try to draft on the 2 leaders! Hopefully, Andrew Axler won't wreck them!

Ned Carrett: I know, Spike! Andrew is that mean orange car!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Crusty Rotor still pushing the leader, Jeff Gorvette while Darrell Cartrip looking for the lead!

Spike: Hopefully Jeff will hold Darrell to lead this lap!

DWstore.com crew cheif: Inside of the 76!

Darrell Cartrip: And he's pushing the 24! (passes Crusty Rotor and Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Darrell Cartrip passes the 2 leaders and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Crusty Rotor is gonna push him as Darrell leads lap 130! It's lap 131! Darrell Cartrip still in the lead with Crusty Rotor pushing him!

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette is now gonna block Andrew Axler for 3rd! Here comes Earnhardt up to 5th!

Spike: And he's trying to take 4th away!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Darrell Cartrip is still holding Crusty Rotor!

Pinkie: Earnhardt does a bump-n-run on Andrew Axler and takes 4th spot away!

Vinil Topee: Inside of the 17 car!

Crusty Rotor: Ok! (passes Darrell Cartrip)

Ned Carrett: Crusty Rotor goes by Darrell Cartrip and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Crusty Rotor leads lap 131!

(lap 190)

Ken Squier: It's lap 190! Johnny Blamer is still in the lead with Jeff Gorvette still pushing him!

Spike: And Johnny has never won a race in his rookie year! Because Johnny keeps crashing many times!

Ken Squier: Johnny's only finish so far is at Glen last season as a rookie, but had a bad crash at North Wikesboro 7 weeks later.

Ned Carrett: And they're coming through turn 3! Jeff Gorvette is still pushing Johnny! Hopefully Blamer won't crash again!

Ray Reverham: Go to the inside!

Jeff Gorvette Ok! Time to get another finish! (passes Johnny Blamer)

Pinkie: Jeff Gorvette goes by Johnny Blamer and takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette will lead lap 190!

(lap 238)

Ken Squier: It's lap 238! Jeff Gorvette is still in the lead! Ernie Swervan right behind him!

Ned Carrett: Ernie Swervan trying to take the lead from Gorvette! He is gonna push him!

Spike: Yeah! Ernie is good friends with Jeff Gorvette, and Davey Carllison! And also Billy Oilchanger, Klint Shiftirght, Dale Earnhardt, The King and Johnny Blamer.

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Ernie Swervan is still pushing him!

Pinkie: And Jeff Gorvette still holding the lead!

Texaco Havoline crew cheif: Inside of the 24 car!

Ernie Swervan: Ok. (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Ernie Swervan goes by Jeff Gorvette and takes the lea dfrom him!

Ken Squier: Now Ernie Swervan has the lead and completes lap 238!

(lap 253)

Andrew Axler: Screw you, Jerk Gorvette! (turns Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: Hey! What are you doing! (collects Johnny Bkamer)

Ken Squeir: And we have a crash on turn 3! Jeff Gorvette has spun and collected Johnny Blamer!

Faux Wheel Drive crew cheif: It's over.

Johnny Blamer: (cries) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeff Gorvette: OW! THAT'S HURTING MY EARS, JOHNNY!

Johnny Blamer: OH! I'M SORRY, JEFF!

(finish)

Ken Squier: Ernie Swervan gets help from Dale Carrett to win at New Hampshure!

Ernie Swervan: Yes! Thank you for helping me, Dale!

Dale Carrett: You're welcome, Ernie!