recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Experiment 544: Thresher

## Stats/Strengths

**Pod Color:** Purple

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Tom Kenny

**Special Abilities:**

Aha! One of my favorite environmental destructors! 544 was design-ed to cut down crops across galaxy, causing food shortages everywhere, and causing prices to skyrocket, causing hunger-inducing chaos! \*laughs evilly, then coughs a bit)

**One True Place:** Like with 609, 617 and 033, 544 was sadly stolen and sold as a fancy-pants pearl in local jewelry store. Taken and put to work by Gantu, he likely learned after his defeat that working with fish-faced dumb-head was nothing but trouble. Once rescue-ed by Little Girl and 626, he became foremost sugar cane harvester in all of Hawaii! The farming industry has never been more at its heights on Kauai'i, and 544 also gained a few jobs as a guest monster in local film productions that called for that which packs big punch!

Reminds Jumba of the late Harold Sakata, who played Oddjob in the film Goldenfinger. Hmm? Do not lecture Jumba, Pleakely, I heard name clear as decibel. \*ahem\* Apologies, Jumba has bad habit of getting sidetracked in these events. Regardingless, Jumba created this mighty crop-chopper from the Moontopus, the same species I had used to create Experiment 489, as well as added the behaviors of a Crop-Lopper to help in 544's primary function.

Final noting; it seems 544 has slowly picked up a Cockney accent from watching Mary Poppins.

## Weakness

However, 544 proved too good at his purpose, and threshed just about everything and everyone he saw (including self)!
Experiment 202: Jam

Ah, one of my more tricky experiments; 202's sole purpose is to do two things: Fly around the world, and jam the signals of every radar dish on planet!

## Stats/Strengths

**Pod Color:** Red

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Bill Farmer

**Special Abilities:**

Created by using Kweltikwan Screech Bat DNA combined with the powers of a standard satellite jammer, 202 can disable the signals of virtually any satellite dish, radio tower, or radar device in its sight! One shriek can keep it down for up to 48 hours, and can only be undone more quickly by being hit by the screech again. Fortunately, it only attacks active devices, and steers clear of those that aren't.

**One True Place:** When first activated, 202 was first seen attacking a local airport's communication tower, then headed for the local major hotel complex of a Mr. Jameson. To the wonderment of both my evil genius self and Little Girl, 202 took a shine to spiky-haired teeny-bopper son of Jameson, and refused to attack any devices belonging to him.

Why this is has been dumbfounding even my evil genius mind, but the most likely answer is that the Kweltikwan Screech Bat has often been purchased as a pet on home planet, and thus are loyal to owners like Earth dog. They also are more intelligent than Earth bats, knowing exactly who or what they like and working with said thing if it provides them with energy needed to survive.

Coincidentally, spiky-haired boy also loves bats, so fear-ed radar jammer gets the best of both worlds. And best for Jameson, with 202 reprogrammed to enhance rather than disable radar signals, his hotels are now praise-ed for their expertly crafted WiFi. \*sigh\* Now, if only Jumba could get 202 to fix blasted Intergalactic Television Signal; only picks up Earth programmes, and is getting very irritating!

## Weakness

His screeches, while strong, can be bounced back at amplitude, causing 202 to momentarily become confuse-ed!
Experiment 054: Fudgy

## Stats/Strengths

**Pod Color:** Blue

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:**Frank Welker

**Special Abilities:**Now here comes one of my less maligned Experiments, at least at first. 054 is made of melted choculum candysite, and was given sentience by using Evil Genius Self's DNA combine-ed with that of the Bottomless Pit Blob, found only in the Alpha Quadrant of the Omega System.

Normally harmless, 054 only becomes big problem when he himself eats big amounts of chocolate. Then, he becomes big, smothering fudge giant!

Luckily, Jumba added a fail-safe to experiment. Fail-safe is triggered by corny sentimentality, which he has a soft spot for. His heart can literally be melted by expressions of love. Once his heart melts, he breaks apart, freeing his victims, and returns to his smaller size.

He was taken to Hamsterviel by complete accident, trying to abscond with Experiment 611, but somehow got 119. Not sure how he got 119 confused with 054, but I blame faulty database (hense this thing you call a wikia).

One True Place: Regardingless, he was without a home for some time, until one day, when he met fellow 0 Series Experiment 008. Together, they make beautiful works of candy art as well as founded their own candy shop: The Carmine Truffle.
Experiment 309: Smiler

## Stats/Strengths

**Pod Color:** Yellow

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Danny Glover

While 309 (SMILER)may seem cute, do not underestimate him. He's arm-ed and design-ed to incapacitate entire armies with his tail, which emits a puff of nitrous oxide. Or, as those of Earth call it, laughing gas.

Simple to say, he can knock you out with a giggling puff of smoke. However, there is a way to counteract it (besides the normal waiting for it to ware off, of course); if the hole that 309 uses to emit the gas is plugged up, he himself gets full of the gas and passes out.

**One True Place:** After a bit of rewiring, 309 now comforts children in dentist office, to keep them calm while the good doctor handles their cavities and root canals.
Experiment 627

## Stats/Strengths

**Pod Color:** Blue

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Chris Sanders (or Ben Diskin, depending on what series you are to be speaking)

**Special Abilities:**How does Evil Genius self describe 627...imagine 626, but increase the powers and evil ratio! Oh, and red coloring for extra zest. He was meant to teach 626 humility through example, and unintentionally helped Gantu catch Experiments.

Have not heard much from 627 as of late; he somehow became reactivated, and has decided to go on the road as a drifter. Said he gain-ed perspective when New Little Girl and yokai became a thing. He sees 626 as equal, and will not allow anyone to harm him but 627 himself!

Weakness: Laughs
Experiment 618: Crystallene

## Stats/Strengths

**Pod Color**: Blue

**Gender:** Female

**Voice Actor:** Tara Strong

**Special Abilities:**Ah, here is Experiment great for immobilizing enemies! 618 is capable of encasing individuals in a brown substance that hardens into crystal. Said brown substance comes from her ears, which criss-cross like that to help churn the chemicals within to fire it in growing wax balls!

**One True Place:** Fortunately, 618 had a defect where she only uses her waxy crystal attack in self-defense, so she now works as a security guard for a local jewelry store to immobilize robbers.
Eli "Green" Flores

## Biographical

### Family

Bri Flores-Arce Alice Flores

Stephen Kaur (Awful)

## Physical

### Features

Dark green hairGreen eyes

Tan skin tone

Old burn scars, right side of face, torso, and most of right arm.

### Attire

Blue jeansLight blue short sleeve shirt

Dark green undershirt

Athletic bandages on right arm

Dark brown gloves

Large Ironwood hammer strapped to his back

Black camera bag

## Additional

### Tier

Average Building Level

This dumb hippie talks to trees and people way too much.
Experiment 112: Toons

## Stats/Strengths

**Pod Color:**Green

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Steve Blum

**Special Abilities:** Ah, now here is where true evil begins to showing face again! 112's designed to make drawings come to life, not only creating an army of characters to do my bidding, but also cut costs on Experiment making! Unfortunately, paper costs a lot more these days than it did many years ago, so the idea prov-ed moot.

**One True Place:** However, he did find a home at a local animation studio's Kauai office, where he now works as lead animator, with recent contributions being Stitch and Ai and Moanna.
Experiment 607: Launch

## Stats/Strengths

**Pod Color:**Blue

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Nancy Cartwright

**Special Abilities:**

Oh dear, this is *very*terrifying experiment, even for Jumba! Sole purpose is to be prototype doomsday device, one never fully realized until 611, but regrettably, we shall get to him soon enough.

607 uses his large front teeth to literally tear a hole in the fabric of space and time and if he was to create a large enough hole it would cause the universe to collapse in on itself. Experiment 607's small tears in the fabric of reality repair themselves after a few seconds.

Thanks to fellow fabric of reality benders like 606, 607 was reprogrammed to tear holes in reality to get rid of nasty chemicals in power plants, not to destroy whole universe. Sometimes, Little Girl's resourcefulness surprises even Evil Genius self. As or the name, it is highly possible it was short for being launch-ed into oblivion by 607's powers, but this hasn't been fully proven (and for good reason).

607 is the second experiment who resembled a Earth animal, the first one being Gigi.
Experiment 505: Ploot

## Stats/Strengths

**Pod Color:** Blue

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Henry Winkler

**Special Abilities:**Ah, now here is one that makes irony all the more sweet! Designed to flood entire cities with a thick toxic sludge created from ordinary trash and pollution he collects, growing larger with all that he accumulates. Got idea from watching humans slowly pollute own world seeming with little cause, and felt urge to capitalize uponing it!

However, there is a way to undo his damages; simply spray him with scented air will shrink him to his normal, curse word-saying self. Furthermore, it seemed to reprogram him for good, having him digest the garbage as oppose to spew out sludge.

Evilly ironic, though, as said air fresheners could potentially cause great catastrophe with ozone layer, but that is whole other Experiment.
Experiment 500: Cooler

## Stats/Strengths

**Pod Color:**Blue

**Gender:**Male

**Voice Actor:** Jack Riley

**Special Abilities:**Prototype of 523, Experiment 500 can only go as low as 0 Degrees in terms of room temperature.

Created by using DNA of Plutonian Icy bear!

**One True Place:**He now is mascot for the Kauaian Cobblers team of icing hockey, keeping the ice as cold as possible for the rink.
Experiment 108: Nudge

## Stats/Strengths

**Pod Color:**Yellow

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Tom Kenny

**Special Abilities:** 108, put simply, is less evil and more annoying. He nudges folks comically with his massive sniffer, and is based off a Lewis Carrol novel I read as a young evil genius.

**One True Place:** he helps the people at the zoo in the giraffe or bird cages
Experiment 172: Ditch

## Stats/Strengths

**Pod Color:** Yellow

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Michael Gough

Supposing one could call 172 for to being 040's MK2 form; being able to dig deep within the ground like a maddened mole. Speaking of, the DNA of an Engine Gopher and crested porcupine has done it again, this time with the claws of a bear to make his job more powerful.

Sole purpose of 172 is to dig holes in roads, causing crashes everywhere, and making traffic CHAOS ALONG THE WAY! \*evil cackle\* Sorry (not sorry ;))/

**One True Place:** Now, Jumba knows this sounds bad, but 172 has formed a kinship with fellow diggers like 040 and 529, As such, the three work not to harm roads, but to help creat them anew!
Experiment 323: Hunkahunka

Ah, and now we come to the Cupid of Experiments: Number 323. Design-ed to be similar to colored horse show's love-poison, making lovebirds out of first person peoples' sees. Idea was to bring entire civilizations to lovestruck standstill, causing untold mayhem and madness! \*cackles evilly, then coughs\*

## Stats/Strengths

   **​​​​​Pod Color:** purple

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Ben Stiller

**Special Abilities:**

Anyhow, To accelerate the process, 323 has been designed with the combination of the Earth woodpecker and hummingbird, along with some love-accelerating compounds Jumba had created to help ex-wife fall in love with me.

Sounds evil, I know, but hey, is how Jumba rolled. Anyway, the only way to counteract this artificial love is a splash of sea water to the face. Combination of love-inducing compounds and sodium chloride with water causes the hormones that control love to short out, breaking the spell. Simple to say, it makes you disinterested in love for a few seconds, long enough for the spell to ware off.

Sadly capture-ed by Gantu, 323 was making havoc with that idiot hairball Hamsterviel! \*cackles\* Experiment 120 gave Jumba surveillance tapes on way out of helping for to rescue other captured Experiments, and by the Crab Nebula, did there make with comedic goldmine!

**One True Place:** Regardingless, this experience gave the young bird some perspective, which had him volunteer to be reprogrammed. Instead of making artificial love, he now only pecks those that want to fall in love, and can tell this by working at a local dating service as both a mascot and counselor. Little Girl, of course, acts as a kind of translator for 323, as he still mostly speaks Kweltikwan.
Experiment 614: Gunner

And here is, without a doubt, Jumba's fiercest experiment yet! 614 was designed to be the ultimate weapon specialist; the perfect gun-for-hire that'll mow you down first, ask questions never! \*cackles\* I was fortunate enough to create him with the DNA of a notorious Raptorian outlaw named Sniper Florensci; whom graciously agreed to have 614 be his legacy after he died, if ever.

## Stats/Strengths

**Pod Color:** Blue

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:**  Paul Schoeffler (Potentially)

**Special Abilities:**

And what makes him so deadly, I am hearing you asking? Well, 614 has one of the most advanced programs I've made; he can make a firearm out of almost anything, and even has two plasma blasters on either side of his head should one not be available! He is practically NRA wet dream, he is so savvy with them!

**One True Place:** he works at a gift shop in the perchstoric park with 210

## Weakness

But of course, there was one minor flaw with the program; I had made 614 a little...too independent. He ditched me, and it took me and Dr. Hamsterviel two years to find him while still creating experiments 615-626! As such, the minute he was reactivated, he switched allegiances constantly, complete with Scottish accent.

It wasn't until Little Girl and 626 saved his life did he decide to ultimately begin the path of goodness, and was given a second chance by joining the Galactic Federation's armed forces as a weapon's expert. \*chuckles\* Nowadays, he has become for to be very busy, busting villains all over the galaxy; but every now and again, he stops by to help stop hairball Hamsterviel whenever he goes too far in scheming.
Experiment 254: Mr. Stenchy

"I'm like a Mogwai time bomb!"

## Stats/Strengths

**Pod Color:** Green

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Melanie Chartoff

**Special Abilities:**

Aw, here is perhaps my cutest experiment of all; Number 254, design-ed to infiltrate enemy bases. At first, he may look like something harmless, but 42 hours after activation, he becomes a big stinkbomb strong enough to upset even the most resilient of stomachs! The only one that seems to be immune to it is Pleakley, and that's *still* a complete mystery to me!

Unlike most of my creations, 254 was not created by some far-off species, but rather, from my pet muskmouse and some leftover garbage from taco night the day before his first introduction. He stinks as a Aquatic ferret!The resulting combination made an experiment that may be cute, but is in fact the smelliest thing to grace the galaxy!

**One True Place:** Thankfully for those involved, this little guy that can emit a stink like a gas station bathroom is nowhere near Earth. He was sent to Pleakley's home planet, where hopefully, he has found better home where he cannot be considered a health hazard! \*chuckles\* ...Do not give Jumba that look, you know how I feel about that stench! What do you mean rude, you are only saying that because you like scent of rotting I-do-not-wish-to-know-what!

Do not talk smack of Jumba's nose, you do not even have one, Pleakley!! Erm, I shall return, it appears I am in a bit of a bind with the one-eyed noodle!
Experiment 032: Fibber

\*cackles heartily\* Oh, here's one of my personal favorite early works, Experiment 032!

## Stats/Strengths

**Pod Color:** Green

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Jeff Bennett

**Special Abilities:**

Designed to buzz like game show button if he hears a fib and cling like bell if he hears a truth, he causes untold mayhem due to lies being a norm on virtually every planet in the galaxy! \*cackles evilly\* I got this idea completely by accident, originally trying to create an experiment that would enforce lies rather than expose them. But one thing let to another, and I accidentally gave him truth instead of lie serum.

And this proveed to be major pain in patookie for Pleakley, when his family came to visit the not long after we found him. But not long after beeps ceased, Gantu caught him and imprisoned him for many months.

**One True Place:** After rescue, he became the best portion of the Kokaua Town Police Department as ultimate lie detector! Apologies that there is not much to speak of regarding 032, he is one of those that I didn't archive much since I deactivated him not long after inception.
Experiment 003: Howcome

"Are you liking this wiki? How does it make you feel?"

## Stats/Strengths

**Pod Color:** Blue

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Rob Paulsen

Oh dear, I knew i'd get to this one eventually. 003 is perhaps one of the most obnoxious Experiment I have ever produced! All day long, he would ask questions, annoying Evil Genius Self to no end, and making accidentally creating 004 even more exhausting! It got so bad, even my Ex-Wife agreed this one was a failure at being a conversationalist! Man, i regret combining a chinchilla with some of Squeak's DNA.

## Facts

* The reason why I used some of Squeak's DNA to make this experiment is because the numbers refer to what day of the year I made the experiment. So I made Squeak on the 110th day of a year, while I made Howcome on the 3rd day of another. All experiments past BounceBall were all made on daily status throughout years.
Experiment 400: Precious

## Stats/Strengths

**Pod Color:**Red

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Burt Reynolds

**Special Abilities:**

A yellow experiment with red eyes. Designed to control all of the other experiments. The only way to neutralize her is by throwing her into a volcano. She was originally meant to have her own episode, a parody of *The Lord of the Rings*, but it was scrapped due to copyright issues.

The following is only found on this page for whatever reason. I assume it’s wrong, especially seeing as they didn’t re-enact the book due to the copyright issues.

Now here is adventure none of us would forget; 400 makes enemies dependant on shiny objects they see as most valuable. Can only be reverse-ed by having one's own friend be true precious rather than materials. A cheesy reveral, Jumba is aware, but it was an epic quest nonetheless! In order to help rid 626 of the effects of 400, we re-enacted recent movie adaptation of old book made by J.R.R. Tolkien. I, of course, played Gandalf, 626 took role of Frodo, Little Girl played Samwise, Pleakely was Legolas, and a few Experiments volunteered to play parts Bigger Girl and Surfer Boyfriend couldn't due to job-related issues.

Namely, 513 volunteered to be Gimli, 501 and 502 volunteered as both Merry and Pippin, 221 volunteered to be Aragorn, and 601 volunteered to play Boromir.

Personally, I think Pleakely wanted to be Legolas to he could show off latest wig.

**One True Place:** Now, she protects jewelry stores by making burglars so attached to their ill-gotten gains that they cannot truly escape the law!
Experiment 044: Forehead

## Stats/Strengths

**Pod Color:** Green

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** John Goodman and Frank Oz and Rob Paulsen and Wallace Shawn

**Special Abilities:**

Not a whole lot to saw for 044, to be honest. He is evil, absolutely, but was made on one of Jumba's off-days. Sole purpose is to sing annoyingly off-key like bad barbershop quartet.

**One True Place:** at a barber shop singing for entertainmaint
Experiment 315: Chum

## Stats/Strengths

**Pod Color:** Yellow

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** John Candy

**Special Abilities:**

Oh, here is most devious Experiment of the 310s! 315's sole purpose is to be as friendly as possible, then be ultimate backstabber by betraying you at last minute! \*laughs deviously\* However, when he himself was betrayed by Gantu when the two struck a bargain, he began to realize his own faultiness, and undid his own damages!

**One True Place:** He now works as a counselor for couple having trouble being harmonious; from what I can gather, he is doing well in this field!
Experiment 344: Dupe

## Stats/Strengths

**Pod Color:** Yellow

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Tara Strong

**Special Abilities:**This was one of my Experiments meant for the science portion, but was put on backburner in favor of others. 344's ability comes from his DNA. Said molecules come from the rare Duplication Lemur, and can make copies of itself to confuse enemies.

However, 344's capabilities are the true diabolical asset to this; can creat vast quantities of just about anything he aims his antenna at.

Unfortunately, it was a failure at its main function in making duplicated weapons. They were weaker withe each duplication, making it impossible to be used practically in any warzone. Though on the upside, if one does this to a cake, it means fewer calories!

**One True Place**: He works with with both Experiments 523, 016 and 062 to make low-calorie foods for those to be watching weight.
Experiment 574: Lardo

## Stats/Strengths

**Pod Color:**Blue

**Gender:**Male

**Voice Actor:** Ralph Wright

**Special Abilities:**574 douses his targets in water that causes them to undergo a biological change that makes them suitable to live in the opposite environment to where they currently live. So, to cite example, if one lives in swampland, they will be more comfy with the AC at max, and man in Alaska would be more suited to desert life.

Alright, not one of my better ideas, but they cannot all be hitting bulls in eyes. Finally, it's worth noting that despite his cumbersome build, he's surprisingly fast, especially underwater.

**One True Place:**As of now, he works as one of many environmental helpers all around Hawaii, making places once inhospitable to truly habitable again! Word is he even plans to visit Detroit to fix its own problems, though that's ambitious even for own Experiment.
Experiment 533: Blowhard

## Stats/Strengths

**Pod Color:** Blue

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Frank Welker

**Special Abilities:** Appropriate name for appropriate powers, I'd say. 533's main purpose is to immobilize victims and objects with his ability to blow air out his trunk.

What looks like a crazy headdress is actually specially designed lung, capable of inhaling more air than a sperm whale does in one dive, then blows it out at such a rate as not to launch them into the stratosphere (No, that comes in his successor, 540), but enough to make them unable to attack anyone.

**One True Place:** Speaking of 540, the two share a close kinship, taking shifts in giving people a more land-based parasailing experience. Otherwise, he's one of Old Lady's 'cats', helping dry out her laundry.
Experiment 540: Phoon

## Stats/Strengths

**Pod Color:** Blue

**Gender:** Female

**Voice Actor:** Ashley Spillers and Tress MacNeille

**Special Abilities:** Name is cutsie way of saying, 'Anger this Experiment, and expect to be in Spain in just a manner of 5 minutes!". 540 can inflate herself and blow out a great gust of wind; a sort of upgrade from the bellows-style headcrest used by 533.

Normally, she is cute and harmless, however, so never fret of her truly turning evil. ...Unless you are like me, and you accidentally mutate her into an even bigger monstrosity. In which case, flee while you still can!

**One True Place:** With all that lung power, 540's calling was obvious; to be wind for surfers on the beach uninterested in 520's big waves.
Experiment 234: Shush

## Stats/Strengths

**Pod Color:** Green

**Gender:** Female

**Voice Actor:**Samantha Morton

**Special Abilities:**Like spy thriller, 234's main function is to eavesdrop on enemy conversations, so as to plan around whatever plans are being plan-ed. Trust me, it makes sense in context. Unfortunately, this was taken a bit too far, and, well, let's just say there is reason ex-wife is no longer ex-wife.

The only way to make her stop is to pet her head, which she enjoys quite a bit. She was made from coati DNA, as well as similar codings that made 103's infamous ears. The difference being she now has a tail with a built-in speaker.

**One True Place:**While not fit for usage in common suburbia, she did find a place along with Experiments 201 and 120 as part of a secret agent team. Still excited for premier of spy thriller film this year!
Experiment 600: Woops

## Stats/Strengths

**Pod Color:** Blue

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Eric Jacobson

**Special Abilities:**...Hoo-boy, this Experiment... Look, let us simply to be saying that 626 had more than one prototype, and he was one of the worst. And all he can say for himself is, "Whoops!" It does not help either that he makes a redneck look like a college student.

**One True Place:** However, surprisingly, he does have a place in this world. While he was horrid at everything else, he now goes on as a professional bowler!
Experiment 489: Huggo

Ah, one of my more obscure creations: Experiment 489! Design-ed to cripple enemy soldiers by squeezing them with its strong tentacles; I had came up with the idea for this octopus cousin after family reunion fifteen years before 626's creation. \*shudders\* Take Jumba's advice, *never*let aunt Flunda Jookiba bear-hug you! Is like getting squeezed by suffocating sponge!

## Stats/Strengths

**Pod Color:** Green

**Gender:** Female

**Voice Actor:** Howard Morris

**Special Abilities:**

Family matters aside, 489 was created from the DNA of a Moontopus and a Water Constrictor; the former would later be used in the creation of Experiment 544, and the latter have a strong enough grip to kill the largest creature on their planet of Flouruscus 2: the Brontoslugus!

She was originally reactivated not long after the rehabilitation of 221, along with 455, 529, 202 and 390. When sailors first found her, many presumed 489 to be a Kraken of some kind, able to drag men to the depths of the sea! \*cackles evilly\* Sorry, I just love a good sea monster story.

**One True Place:** Anyway, it took the help of fellow seafaring Experiments 602 and 501 to apprehend her, but 489 has now been tamed to be used as a Heimlich Maneuver instructor. Just don't ask her to hug *you*without something choking you; it's just as bad as Flunda's bear-hugs! \*shudders\*
Experiment 308: Jenny

## Stats/Strengths

**Pod Color:** Red

**Gender:** Female

**Voice Actor:** Hynden Walch

This cute little pooch is Jumba's first attempt to create a hypnosis Experiment, which would be perfected by Experiment 383, but that is whole other story. The only thing that could reverse the mind control is the yowling of a cat (or a cat-like creature), which disrupts 308's controlling waves.

one true place: she is now a local police dog
Experiment 613: Yaarp

## Stats/Strengths

**Pod Color:** Yellow

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Jeff Bennett

**Special Abilities:**

I have often heard of expression, 'White noise'. Well, this experiment has turned it from white noise to blue! 613 may look like the lovechild of a ram and a lemur, but this was first attempt to cause destruction with a powerful sonic blast. Said blasts can break windows, flatten buildings, and cause acute loss of hearing!

He can bounce on his tail like the Tigger creature, and causes such sonic blasts from the horn on his head. It is retractable, and sounds like a foghorn on loudspeaker! The only one able to properly tame him was, of all people, Pleakley, whom has found a way to surprise even evil genius self! He dubbed him Yaarp, after his home planet's word for big voiced local.

**One True Place:** Now, this cuddly alarm system is now the local alien invasion alert. Poor mayor, thinking aliens won't invade... \*chuckles\* Of course, I don't want evil aliens to invade, but this is beyonding point!
Experiment 420: Curdle

## Stats/Strengths

**Pod Color:**Green

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Brian Cummings

**Special Abilities:**

Experiment uses a slime contained within its bulging body to spoil all types of dairy products by reacting with the lactose, causing great food shortages across the cosmos!The slime causes milk, cream and yogurt to curdle and cheese to grow mold.

Even after the effects of this experiments slime the food is still perfectly safe to eat, It just looks repulsive so that nobody is willing to eat it. That is, until I was able to reverse looks by creating an antidote on 420's chemical reactions! Now, they make food irresistible as oppose to repulsive!

**One True Place:** 420 is now proud founder of Anti-Curdling Cream Shop, an Ice Cream Parlor that makes unique creations to tantalize one's senses!
Experiment 227: Butter

## Stats/Strengths

**Pod Color:** Green

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Bill Fagerbakke

**Special Abilities:**

This big lummox may be so, but be not fool-ed. 227's main purpose is to charge into things at such an alarming speed as to break down solid titanium!

His design was inspired by two prehistoric creatures; the Woolly Rhino and the Mammoth, and is as strong as the two combined! As for his name, it was supposed to be 'Batter' as he was meant to be like literal battering ram. But defect in program had 227 butt heads rather than actually ram into things. So, Butter it is! That, and the butter-like patch of fur on his back.

**One True Place:** His talents for ramming into things proved to come in handy in breaking down reenforced doors for military operations; as such, he now works as part of an Experiments division of the U.S. government alongside those like 201 and 234.
Sheet

A person of the Surrender breed about to deliver a fat 'Sheet'

'Sheet': Word.

Sheet is a word that is commonly used in the former Nazi-German Colony of France.

The origins of the word 'Sheet' are unknown, but it is widely believed that it is in the same family as the English word 'Shit', however the phrase 'Sheet' can seemingly be placed anywhere in a sentence.

E.G.

"Bonjour, woulda you lik to buy sam sheet?"

"There's'a sheet in my sheet!"

"Hon Hon, Sheet"
Star Trooper

**Christianity**[note 1] is an Abrahamic monotheistic[1] religion based on the life, teachings, and miracles of Jesus of Nazareth, known by Christians as the Christ, or "Messiah", who is the focal point of the Christian faiths. It is the world's largest religion,[2][3] with over 2.4 billion followers,[4][5][6] or 33% of the global population, known as Christians.[note 2] Christians make up a majority of the population in about two-thirds of the countries and territories in the world.[6] They believe that Jesus is the Son of God and the savior of humanity whose coming as the Messiah (the Christ) was prophesied in the Old Testament.[7] Christianity has played a prominent role in the shaping of Western civilization.[8][9][10][11][12]

Christianity grew out of Judaism[13][14][15] and began as a Second Temple Judaic sect in the mid-1st century.[16][17] Originating in the Roman province of Judea, it quickly spread to Europe, Syria, Mesopotamia, Anatolia, Transcaucasia, Egypt, Ethiopia and the Indian subcontinent, and by the end of the 4th century had become the official state church of the Roman Empire.[18][19][20] Following the Age of Discovery, Christianity spread to the Americas, Oceania, sub-Saharan Africa and the rest of the world through missionary work and colonization.[21][22][23]

Christian theology is summarized in creeds such as the Apostles' Creed and the Nicene Creed. These professions of faith state that Jesus suffered, died, was buried, descended into hell, and rose from the dead, in order to grant eternal life to those who believe in him and trust in him for the remission of their sins. The creeds further maintain that Jesus physically ascended into heaven, where he reigns with God the Father in the unity of the Holy Spirit, and that he will return to judge the living and the dead and grant eternal life to his followers. His incarnation, earthly ministry, crucifixion and resurrection are often referred to as "the gospel", meaning "good news".[note 3]The term *gospel* also refers to written accounts of Jesus' life and teaching, four of which—Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John—are considered canonical and included in the Christian Bible, as established by the 5th century[24] for the ancient undivided Catholic and Eastern Orthodox traditions before the East–West Schism.

Throughout its history, Christianity has weathered schisms and theological disputes that have resulted in many distinct churches and denominations. Worldwide, the three largest branches of Christianity are the Catholic Church, Protestantism, and the Eastern Orthodox Church. The Catholic and Eastern Orthodox churches broke communion with each other in the East–West Schism of 1054. Protestantism came into existence in the Protestant Reformation in the 16th century, splitting from the Catholic Church.[25]
TONGA BOSS

After spending thousands of years hidden deep under the Pacific Ocean, TONGA BOSS emerged from the depths after receiving a text from car guy reading simply: ‘here’. To this day, nobody is particularly sure when or where TONGA BOSS originated, but the raw power he emits guarantees that nobody alive has the confidence to ask him.

With the exception of Dominic Dickinson and Car Guy himself (two members of the BOSS’s phone company), anybody who makes eye contact with TONGA BOSS evaporates into a red mist.

In 2007, TONGA BOSS established a company known as ‘PHONE BOSS’, originally to produce untraceable phones for use in Car Guy’s ‘antiques dealing’ business with Dominic Dickinson. In 2013, the company began importing large quantities of Chapmanium and legend has it that TONGA BOSS is in the process of building the worlds largest cunt.
Experiment 223: Glitch

## Stats/Strengths

**Pod Color:**Green

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Tony Hale

**Special Abilities:**Ooh, here is very smart Experiment indeed! Design-ed to turn technology against its owners, and nearly killed us all! \*cackles\* Hate it when evil genius is biting self in foot! Fortunately, 626 was able to entrap him in a video game, and managed to rehabilitate him!

**One True Place:**While he resides in Lilo's portable game device, he occasionally teams up with 276 to make dream-like virtual sci-fi epics.
Appearance

“If you only met that lord once, it would be hard to imagine him as an influential figure who would leave his mark on the world. With a dashing face framed by his golden hair, which was as radiant as the sun, he always wore a tender smile. Even towards subordinates like us, there wasn’t the slightest arrogance in his tone, nor was there the regal air great aristocrats spoke of with great relish. He directly said what he wanted. Sometimes, he would lower his head shyly in contemplation, like an amateur who had just begun his job.

—Extracted from the diary of Sharal Lord Residence’s Secretary, Kasorla.”
Experiment 020: Slick

## Stats/Strengths

**Pod Color:** Red

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:**J. Pat O'Malley

**Special Abilities:**Ah, one of my best early works! I always hated doing the business side of the genetic experiment industries, so when Hamsterviel wasn't around, I design-ed 020.

Programmed to sell anything to anyone, getting his design idea from someone called a 'Mr. Haney'. There was only one problem: Once he is starting with the selling, he doesn't start stopping! He sold ex-wife for 10 Galactic Credits; horrible, yet smart, as she was only worth 5! \*laughs\* Getting back to point, it was not until he had to be exchange-ed for choculum candysite (or candy bar as Little Girl calls them), did he realize his flaws.​​​​​​​

One True Place: Thusly, he works with local hula school Little Girl goes to, helping in fundraising alongside 322, 390, and a multitude of other genetic experiments. And I quote, 'Hey, when yer customers are yer friends, then *everyone* profits!'.
United Kingdom

## Flag

The United Kingdom is a country so miserable that it's inhabitants were reluctantly forced to colonise most of the world in search of food that doesn't resemble cardboard.

The United Kingdom is formally known by the world as England, much to the dismay of the other member countries. In addition, The Kingdom is far from United, contrary to what the name may suggest, as every member state is engaged in a bitter feud about whether the English are cunts or not and to prove them wrong England built America.

The Island itself was drifting at a steady pace towards mainland Europe until 2016 when it suddenly started heading away from the EU and straight to rock bottom. Prime Minister Tesco believes that is a good thing.

When Hitler was first drawing up his plans to invent World War Two, England didn't really care until the Nazi's began exterminating millions of Welsh people, but even then they only cared a bit.

The population itself is mostly miserable and constantly complaining about immigrants taking their jobs, despite the fact there are literally only three inhabitants of the UK.
Dom Dickinson

Dom with Dick-In-Son

Dom Dickinson is a parallel universe version of popular TV presenter, and paedophile-to-be, David Dickinson.

Dom Dickinson possesses superhuman abilities to suddenly appear along with the seemingly innocuous ability to accurately judge the worth of an object, particularly antiques.

His catchphrases include "I think Barbara's going to want a little more than that..", "Lay it on the table" and "That's what I call.... A Bargain!"
Recruit

Everyone hates on the recruit but he is very effective in the hands of an effective player so I can hear what you're saying but honestly, some of the character abilities are far more effective when leveraged properly by said player than the basic attributes he has. In addition you cannot use weapon attachments and are restricted to ironsights which is a handicap IMO. But yea he's practically as effective as the custom operators from a combat ready perspective.

## Early Life

Recruit was born when some fucking dumbass on the team was afk and forgot to pick. He starts with one fucking reinforce and didnt get the memo that guns need scopes so he just runs around like an asshole hitting nothing with his iron sights.
Experiment 515: Deforestator

## Stats/Strengths

**Pod Color: Blue**

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Frank Welker

Ah, the raspy-voice-ed, chainsaw of an Experiment! 515's name was obvious from the get-go, considering he was practically built to tear down entire forests in little time. He was created, of course, from multiple buzz saws, as well as the fearsome Manglioid of Fouridian 4, and a bit of Earth guinea pig DNA.

Surprisingly, though, 515 was relatively easy to tame compared to the other Experiments, easily cowed by 626 after a quick rampage. This is likely because I was able to develop a program that has him be a bit more sympathetic than most of my creations in terms of who is superior.

I would have added this to other creations, but was accidentally deleted by 201 during cache clearing. \*chuckles\* I was angry at her, but also could not help but for to be laughing.  Anyway, now, 515 works with 441 at local logging company, helping to make lumber easier top obtain, while 404 and 567 volunteer to help speed up tree growth, but we shall get to them a little later.
Car Guy

A drug lord, drug baron, kingpin, or narcotrafficker is a person who controls a sizable network of people involved in the illegal drug trade. Such figures are often difficult to bring to justice, as they are normally not directly in possession of something illegal, in this case a car that the police can't see.
Experiment 017: Lidds

## Stats/Strengths

**Pod Color: orange**

**Gender:** Female

**Voice Actor:** Tara Strong

**Special Abilities:** Ah, 017 is a special one! I created 017 for ex-wife after she left evil genius self! 017 tightened all her favorite sour pickles with its giant forearms, to point where the lids couldn't be budged! \*cackles\* Anyway, 017 was created to tighten the lids and caps of various jars and bottles.

**One True Place:** 017 now works at peanut butter factory, tightening the lids of peanut butter jars!
Bossman

"im so fucking high"

Bossman is a lonely being, some time after the Time War he fled to the Double Huss Zone and became the only registered friend of Daniel Bright™. During the time war, Bossman sustained a significant injury when Peter Capaldi kicked him in the throat with DM's on and as a result he constantly points out whenever he can see someonemmmmmmmm.
Spider-Cock

Have you seen this missing woman?

Pietro was just an ordinary Italian man until one day his life was flipped upside down when he was bitten by a rat and imbued with mysterious powers, which have the unfortunate downside of making his balls swell up like ripe plums.

Being ever the exemplary citizen, Pietro decided to use his powers for good and travel around Brighton hitting on underage school girls in his tight spandex costume that he borrowed from his 11 year old son, Billy, then a leading star on Toonattik, and later a depressed substance abuser.
Teams

Team Firend: Beach Ball Key Tennisy Pie Watch Butter IPN5

Loser Golfy Lettery Boxy Newspaper Highlighter

Ringy Socker Ball Barf Bag Lightning Blood

TV Dsi Dodge Ball Roboty Basket Sketchy

deadgoa7 Cookie Gate 3-Ball Juicy Baloony Mild

ROAP Fishy Grassy  Party Basketball Cake

Remote  Football robot eraser Simon EB Pinky

Calculator Window Air pump Laptop 21 Liy

Hello kevin Bouncy 8-ball Rating

Fuji TV Analog Shutdown Cheesy

Sink Markery Lemomade Toaster Yin Yang

Taco Gutair Elmo Leafy Speaker Box Donut

Team Good: Wubble Ball Blue coiny Nail Melony Noodles Stone Stapler Puffball Lolipop

Whoopie Umbrella Tacoy Panasonic Rose Stove Controller Penny spongy jr

Magnet Bomby Belly Rubix Cube Steam Brick Radio pot

The foods: Milkshake Candy Vault Plane Bacon Quarter Yoyale cake Timer Egg

Hardware Time: lock clocky door diary book acid tree tnt phony 9-ball piggy bee
Ookina

Elf

Spirit

Long ago, in a far away galaxy a planet by the name of Ookina thrived. Then in a single day it fell to a tragedy of its own making. What was once an ocean world teeming with life has now become a desert wasteland with a single frozen moon. The undead roam the sands, mindlessly fighting one another, as a maddened king hides in the mountains amassing an army. The only hint of civilization left on the world are the small settlements of the elves. But even those slowly fade away with time.
Experiment 326: Pannix

## Stats/Strengths

**Pod Color: Green**

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Jim Cummings

Oh, dear... I was dreading this one. Meet Pannix, a whole new meaning to the commonly used phrase, "Panicking over nothing". Sole purpose of this devious beast was to make soldiers so frightened of every little thing that they would be ineffectual in battle! Unfortunately, he worked *too* well.

One glance will force a person into a nervous breakdown, rendering them seemingly incapacitated! The only way for to reverse it is to have someone pet him. After which, they will become completely immune to 326's vaporous gas.

He was created primarily from the rare Hallucination Porcupine from Flirnvonth 12 in the Andromeda Galaxy; whose primary means of defense is not spiky quills, but a secretion that causes panic-inducing hallucinations.

**One True Place:** Realizing the great properties 326 possesses, Little Girl has him work for a psychiatric ward, helping patients cope with anxiety attacks, flashbacks, and mental breakdowns.
WALES BOTE

## Flag

The flag of WALES BOTE

WALES BOTE has existed for as long as time itself, skipping from planet to planet, galaxy to galaxy, universe to universe. Despite being entirely omnipotent, they have spent the last three million years tucked away in the most underdeveloped corner of the United Kingdom, Wales. Many have asked whether WALES BOTE or Wales itself came first, although most academics today conclude that to try and answer that question would lead to a WALES BOTE teleporting right into your ass and killing you instantly.

## Conflicts

While it is utterly pointless to even express disagreement with WALES BOTE, there are those who have done so and lived to tell the tale. On fifteen separate occasions, WALES BOTE Cruisers have raided Facebook Headquarters in successive vain attempts to locate the individual(?) known as FREEPUNJABIMOVIES.net, who has thus far been able to effortlessly avoid detection.

Not so lucky however was Thanos, who found that his snap was merely rebounded when it reached WALES BOTE, destroying one of his testicles.
Experiment 359: Phoebe

## Stats/Strengths

**Pod Color:** Purple

**Gender:** Female

**Voice Actor:** Tara Strong

**Special Abilities:**Now here is polar opposite of 323; instead of making one fall in love, 359's hypnotic call makes you *fear*the opposite gender! In truth, she's not doing this out of malice, just instinct. What she's doing is, ironically, a mating call. Ironically, those who are sexist are immune to her fear-causing call.

**One True Place:**And coincidentally, animals were not affected by her calls either, so when she found a black swan looking for a place to call home, the two were inseparable. To this day, they live at a local bird sanctuary where they'll both be safe from potential corruption.
Experiment 285: Lax

## Stats/Strengths

**Pod Color:**Green

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Rob Paulsen

**Special Abilities:**Eh, Jumba has done enough for this blog, will be doing this one later... \*laughing\* Only joking, friends and potential evil geniuses! But, such is the power of Experiment 285, to make one completely relaxed, and forgo all responsibility! Was one of many first attempts to put a psychological spin to the scientific formula.

285's creation was made from macaw DNA combined with Skunk- Sloth of Urgroth 12. A stench so strong that it makes you forget all priorities and relax. The Sloths use it as a defense mechanism.

**One True Place:**Fortunately, there are many pre-vacationer tourists uptight upon leaving flights, so his antenna ray can give them the true R&R, as they say.
Olivia Wright

Olivia Wright was an alchemist in the Auland Empire who was well known for making many defective products. She then became Yingou Beyar's disciple and made potions for the Safe Brand. She is part of the Gentlemen Alliance.

Despite being called the ‘Miraculous Alchemist’, just by her outer appearance itself, Olivia looks just like an ordinary cute girl.

Her golden wavy hair emits the radiance of youth. Her light green Alchemist Robe is unable to conceal her proud contours that surpasses those of her age. Her face has traces of baby fats, giving it a natural dazed look. In contrast to that, the silver-rimmed spectacles on her face adds a scholarly touch to her tone.
Experiment 319: Spike

## Stats/Strengths

**Pod Color:**Yellow

**Gender:** Male

**Voice Actor:** Frank Welker

**Special Abilities:**Name is all-too-appropriate for this pin cushion. His quills are design-ed to remove 99% cleverness and replacing it with goofiness. To Jumba's own surprise, it took Pleakely in a suit of armor to tame 319! Do not worry if accidentally poked, though. The effects only last for 48 hours; much to Little Girl's chagrin when 626 got pointed.

**One True Place:**Surprisingly, he is now hug practitioner to those who work in Pleakely's group named after the wax in one's ears. Not to worry, he uses a suit of armor to avoid lobotomizing huggees.