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Episode 4-14

Welcome to *Hee Haw* with special guests:

* Barbara Mandrell
* Paul Richey

and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark and the whole Hee Haw gang!

## Skits and Songs

* Roy Clark and the whole Hee Haw gang
	+ "The Lawrence Welk - Hee Haw Counter-Revolution Polka"
* The Quilting Bee
	+ Marriage can be very tricky
* Kornfield Jokes
* Gordie's General Store
	+ Gunilla's purchase wouldn't launder
* The Moonshiners
	+ Insomnia
* Doc Campbell
	+ Minnie can't afford her operation
* The Joke Fence - Riddle and Phelps
	+ Eefing
* Barbara Mandrell
	+ "Show Me"

* The Joke Fence - Gordie
	+ I crossed a vegetable with a funny story.
	What'd you get?
	An arti-joke.
* Empty Arms Hotel
	+ Do you have luggage?
* Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me - Archie, Gordie, Grandpa, Roy
	+ It's not that my marriage license was too much expense
	But there must have been some mix-up or accidents
	The license that they issued me must've been for some poodle or collie
	'Cause I've been leadin' a dog's life ever since
* Samuel B. Sternwheeler
	+ If a gorilla wants to drive your car, my advice is to let him, you see...
	For you, sir, a rum punch.
	Thank you. I can taste the rum, but where's the punch? *[explosion]* Ask a silly question...
* Paul Richey
	+ "That's When Love Can Begin Again"

* Bill Blaylock and The Modern Sounds of Bluegrass
	+ (instrumental)
* Samples Sales
	+ Topless cars
* Doc Campbell
	+ Nurse Goodbody left her motor running
* Salute!
	+ Haines Falls, New York, population 297
* Minnie and Grandpa's Kitchen
	+ The fastest angel food cake in the world
* The Hagers
	+ "Country Boy"

* Pickin' and Grinnin'
* KORN News
* Grandpa and Ramona Jones
	+ "Dooley"
* Samuel B. Sternwheeler
	+ Roses are red, and violets are green. I know it doesn't rhyme, but roses *are* red, and violets *are* green 'cause I saw them hangin' on the line.
* Barbara Mandrell
	+ "Satisfied"

* Salute!
	+ Pleasant Hill, Louisiana, population 907
* Gordie's General Store
	+ I'm a man of few words
* Roy Clark
	+ "Four Walls"
* Stringbean's Letter from Home
	+ That gol'durn hardware store
* "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, Gordie Tapp, Gunilla Hutton
	+ I was overjoyed the day of our weddin'
	For months I had dreamed of holding you tight
	But I saw the way our marriage was headin'
	You watched the TV on our wedding night
* Hey Grandpa, What's for Supper?
	+ Well, we got quail on the menu, plump and round
	And mushrooms from the woods, fried up brown
	And home-canned peaches with rich whipped cream
	And fresh brewed coffee, the best you've ever seen
	Yum, yum!
* Roy Clark
	+ (instrumental)

* Gordie Tapp
	+ "Just to Hear All the Readers Digest"
* Doc Campbell
	+ Something wrong with my left lung
* Weeping Willie
	+ I broke my toe
* Kornfield Jokes
* Buck Owens and the Buckaroos
	+ "Ole Slew Foot"

* The Hee Haw Gang
	+ "We Love the Time We Spend with You"
Episode 12-11

Welcome to *Hee Haw* with special guests:

* Barbara Mandrell
* Roger Maris
* Sonny Curtis

and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.

We're back again with somethin' new.
Hee Haw's been reborn.
Tonight we're gonna offer you
A whole new can of corn!
## Skits and Songs

* Buck Owens and the whole Hee Haw gang
	+ "Ole Slew Foot"
* Kornfield Post Office
	+ Nasty letters
* The Naggers
	+ Beans and bread
* Justus O'Peace
	+ What's the "S" stand for?
* Barbara Mandrell
	+ "Crackers"

* Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me - Gordie, Grandpa, Roy, Archie
	+ When it comes to courtin', ol' Archie ain't had no lack
	But in settlin' down, he just ain't got the knack
	He's gone from that'un to this'un and he still ain't made no decision
	Oh, I lean toward blondes but they keep pushin' me back
* KORN News
* Colonel Daddy's Daughter
	+ Limousine broke down
* Sonny Curtis
	+ "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover"
* Kornfield Jokes

* Empty Arms Hotel
	+ Roger Maris
* Bass Pro Junior
	+ Are you a good fisherman?
* The Moonshiners
	+ Fix up that old hound dog
* Knock-Knock
	+ Willette
* Salute!
	+ Sonny Curtis' hometown, Meadow, Texas, population 480
* Lulu Roman
	+ "One Day at a Time"
* Salute!
	+ Buford Jr's hometown, Possum Squat Hollow, population 1 hound dog, 1 chicken, 1 donkey, and 48 squattin' possums

* Pickin' and Grinnin'
* Goober's Service Station
	+ Tell a lie for ten dollars
* "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, Barbara Mandrell
	+ Nobody knows the name of my honey
	I'm not the kind to go kiss and tell
	I will say this, mustaches ain't funny
	But mine sure tickles Miss Barbara Mandrell
* The Farmer's Daughter
	+ Whittlin'
* The Joke Fence - Cathy
	+ I crossed fifty thousand pigs with fifty thousand deer.
	What'd you get?
	 A hundred sows and bucks.
* Sonny Curtis
	+ "Less from Her"

* "Uh-Huh, Oh Yeah"
	+ My new gal
* Real Incredible
	+ Pam Carson's animals
* Barbara Mandrell and Roy Clark
	+ "Goin' Down the Road Feelin' Bad"
* The Quilting Bee
	+ June weddings
* The Weather Girl
	+ Cincinnati snowstorm
* Interview with John Henry Faulk
	+ Raising money

* Buck Owens
	+ "Daddy Frank"
* Reverend Grady Nutt
	+ Meet the folks
* "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, Roger Maris
	+ When I played baseball, it made you embarrassed
	I was so lousy, you'd boo and you'd shout
	Then you fell in love with old Roger Maris
	He broke Babe's record, and I just struck out
* Gordie's General Store
	+ Famous-name clothing
* Salute!
	+ Miss Winnie Conker's hometown, Adrian, Oregon, population 758
* Doc Campbell
	+ Cute Jim Hager
* Barbara Mandrell
	+ "Gone at Last"

* The Hee Haw Gang
	+ "We Love the Time We Spend with You"
Nashville Edition

**Nashville Edition** was a vocal group that appeared on an estimated twelve thousand recordings between the 1960s and the early 1990s.

They were regular cast members in *Hee Haw*.

## History

In Music City, Hurshel Wiginton, Joe Babcock, Dolores Edgin, and Ricki Page joined forces to form a vocal group called the Town and Country Singers. Due to trademark issues, they changed their name to the Nashville Edition. Soon, the quartet was singing at four recording sessions a day backing artists like George Jones, Tammy Wynette, Brenda Lee, Marty Robbins, Bobby Bare, Lynn Anderson, Hank Williams Jr., and even Elvis Presley and Nancy Sinatra, among many others. The group received Super Pickers Awards from the National Academy of Recording Arts and Sciences in 1975, 1977, and 1978.
Jessi Colter

**Mirriam Johnson** (born 25 May 1943), known professionally as **Jessi Colter**, is an American country music artist. She is best known for her collaboration with her husband, country singer and songwriter Waylon Jennings, and for her 1975 country-pop crossover hit "I'm Not Lisa".

She was a guest performer in *Hee Haw*.

## Career Highlights

Colter was one of the few female artists to emerge from the mid-1970s "outlaw country" movement. After meeting Jennings, Colter pursued a career in country music, releasing her first studio LP in 1970, *A Country Star Is Born*. Five years later, Colter signed with Capitol Records and released her first solo single, "I'm Not Lisa", which topped the country charts and reached the top five on the pop charts. In 1976 she was featured on the collaboration LP *Wanted: The Outlaws*, which became an RIAA-certified Platinum album.
Nick Knack, Supertrader

**Nick Knack, Supertrader** is an activity in Mighty Math Calculating Crew. It is also a Brain Bytes game as **Galactic Multiplication and Division**. It is designed to teach math using addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division with objects on Planet Havarti.

## Arithmetic Operations

* Addition
* Subtraction

## Geometric Operations

* Multiplication
* Division

## Digits

* 0
* 1
* 2
* 3
* 4
* 5
* 6
* 7
* 8
* 9

## Phrases

### When questions are answered in the Multiplication Operation

* "Good thing my ship has so much closet space."
* "I hope I brought enough for all the havartians."
* "I wonder how the havartians will ever eat all that."
* "I've got the best stuff in all the galaxy."
* "Let them eat that!"
* "My ship was specially designed to hold all these items."
* "That should make for quite a feast."
* "That'll make for a lot of happy havartians."
* "That's quite a bit of nourishment for some lucky havartians."
* "Wow! I had no idea I had so many."

### When questions are answered in the Division Operation

* "Bon appetit!"
* "Contains eight million essential vitamins and minerals."
* "Don't forget to brush afterwards."
* "Eat up!"
* "Enjoy!"
* "Fortified with the recommended havartian daily allowance of titanium."
* "Good to the last bite."
* "Hope you didn't fill up on hors d'oeuvres."
* "Make sure to save room for dessert."
* "Okay, guys. Down the hatch!"
* "Over the lips, over the gums, Watch out, stomach. Here it comes!"
* "To boldly eat what no one has eaten before."

### When questions are answered in both operations

* "Absolutely right!"
* "Good thinking!"
* "Great job!"
* "Great thinking!"
* "Super math work!"
* "Terrific work!"
* "Wonderful brain work!"
* "You're really good at this!"
* "You've really got a knack for mathematical thinking!"
* "You've really got a knack for this!"
Johnny Duncan

**Johnny Richard Duncan** (5 October 1938 – 14 August 2006) was an American country singer.

He was a guest performer in *Hee Haw*.

## Career Highlights

He is best known for a string of hits in the mid- to late 1970s. In his career, he released fourteen studio albums, including thirteen on Columbia Records. These albums produced more than thirty chart singles, with three of those reaching number one: "Thinkin' of a Rendezvous", "It Couldn't Have Been Any Better", and "She Can Put Her Shoes Under my Bed (Anytime)". Seven more of his singles were top-10 hits.
Episode 5-21

Welcome to *Hee Haw* with special guests:

* Johnny Cash
* Jean Shepard
* George Lindsey

and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark and the whole Hee Haw gang!

## Skits and Songs

* Gordie's General Store
	+ Grandpa's wife thinks she's a refrigerator
* Samples Sales
	+ Passing the profits
* Claude Strawberry, Country Poet
	+ "She was as ugly as sin"
* At the Schoolhouse
	+ When is a period used?
* Samuel B. Sternwheeler
	+ A beloved philosopher and humorist once said, "I never met a banana I didn't like." Shortly after, he was attacked by a crazed homicidal banana, and when he passed away, he wished he'd never married one.
* Johnny Cash
	+ "Big River"

* Doc Campbell
	+ Barbi's losing her memory
* Roy Clark
	+ "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry"
* Kornfield Jokes
* Hey Grandpa, What's for Supper?
	+ A Canada goose I got this Fall
	And plenty o' dressing that'll please y'all
	And pumpkin pie with cream on top
	 And pipin' hot coffee, good to the last drop
	Yum, yum!
* The Hagers
	+ "My Maria"
* Ask Buck?
	+ How does the land lie in Kornfield County?

* The Quilting Bee
	+ When are girls going to start getting jobs in management?
* The Moonshiners
	+ Drinkin' man's diet
* "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, Johnny Cash
	+ One day she served me a couple of fried eggs
	That was one of her contemptible tricks
	And I told her off, I said, "When you fry eggs
	Don't dirty my plate, dear, with less than six"
* Gordie's General Store
	+ Ernie's nephew drove truck
* Colonel Daddy's Daughter
	+ Rich or poor
* Buck Owens and the Buckaroos
	+ "Cowboy Convention"

* Pickin' and Grinnin'
* Grandpa and Minnie's Kitchen
	+ Fairy Tale Soup
* Doc Campbell
	+ A case of beriberi
* KORN News
* Salute!
	+ Jean Shepard's hometown, Pauls Valley, Oklahoma, population 8,100
* Justus o'Peace
	+ Grandpa's wife thinks she's a refrigerator
* George Lindsey
	+ "Mountain Dew"

* The Joke Fence - Barbi
	+ I crossed an anteater with an elephant.
	What'd you get?
	I don't know, but it sure has a sinus problem.
* Johnny Cash
	+ "City of New Orleans"
* Archie's Barbie Shop
	+ You shaved half my face
* Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me - Gordie, Grandpa, Roy, Archie
	+ We figgered she was rich, loaded to the hilt
	And we figgered she had class like the Vanderbilts
	'Cause we had heard for years how she was so well-reared
	How wuz we to know they meant the way she was built
* Buck Owens and the Buckaroos
	+ "Is Anybody Going to San Antone?"

* Jean Shepard
	+ "Come On Phone"
* "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, Johnny Cash
	+ You never could see the new styles they're wearin'
	Like womenfolks walkin' out around in men's pants
	And you couldn't see grown men wearin' rompers
	Instead of uncles, they look more like aunts
* Empty Arms Hotel
	+ Grandpa's wife thinks she's a refrigerator
* Kornfield Jokes
* Salute!
	+ Pulltight, Mississippi, population 32
* I Done It, Uncle Jim
	+ Typewriter radio
* Stringbean, Grandpa Jones, Roy Clark, Bobby Thompson and Roni Stoneman
	+ "Stop That Tickling Me"

* The Hee Haw Gang
	+ "We Love the Time We Spend with You"
Doc Campbell

**Doc Campbell** is a recurring skit in *Hee Haw*.

## Summary

Archie Campbell plays Doc Campbell and Gunilla Hutton plays Nurse Goodbody. They treat the ailments of various Kornfield County citizens, who seldom seem to pay their bills. His skills are dubious at best since he displays a veterinarian license on his wall.
Poetas principiantes

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Por otra parte, la profesora también solicitó que **los alumnos voten entre sí** para elegir el poema que será leído en el acto que se realizará el viernes 24 en el establecimiento. Para ello, pueden utilizar este espacio también.

Tienen
tiempo hasta el **miércoles 22 de mayo a las 23.59 hs.**

¡Los leemos a todos!

Saludos.
The Thrasher Brothers

**The Thrasher Brothers** was an American country and gospel music group.

They were guest performers in *Hee Haw*.

## History

They performed on the Wally Fowler Gospel Sing at the Grand Ole Opry when they were children in 1948. Five years later, they won Ted Mack's National Talent Show and subsequently toured with Mack's group for two years. From 1967 to 1976, the Thrasher Brothers produced a television show called *America Sings*.

After some success on the secular charts with their patriotic song "A Message to Khomeini", the Thrasher Brothers released a total of two albums and twelve singles on the secular pop and country MCA Records label. Their most successful single was "Still the One" which peaked at number sixty on the charts. They were also known for singing the theme song for the television show *Simon And Simon* from 1981 until 1982, but they weren't exactly burning up the charts in the Country genre. The Thrasher Brothers returned to gospel music until retiring in 1986.
Randy Boone

**Clyde Randall Boone** (born 17 January 1942) is an American actor and country music singer.

He was a guest performer in *Hee Haw*.

## Early Life

Boone was born in Fayetteville, North Carolina, to Rhumel E. and Clyde Wilson Boone. He is related to frontiersman Daniel Boone, actor Richard Boone, and singer Pat Boone and his daughter Debby Boone. Randy Boone graduated from Fayetteville Senior High School. In 1960, Boone entered North Carolina State University at Raleigh but dropped out to tour the country and play his guitar, spending a lot of time in his early adulthood in coffeehouses.

## Acting Career

At twenty, Boone co-starred in his first acting role as Vern Hodges in the 1962–1963 NBC comedy-drama *It's a Man's World*, based on the activities of four young men living on a houseboat on the Ohio River.

After *It's a Man's World*, Boone's career skyrocketed. He guest starred in the episode "Last Seen Wearing Blue Jeans" of *The Alfred Hitchcock Hour*. Thereafter he appeared in *Wagon Train*, and *The Twilight Zone* episode "The 7th Is Made Up of Phantoms".

In 1963, Boone joined *The Virginian* cast as the singing cowboy Randy Benton. Boone appeared in 46 episodes over two seasons and composed original songs that were featured in the series. He won the Bronze Wrangler award from the National Cowboy & Western Heritage Museum in 1966 for his acting in the episode titled "The Horse Fighter".

He guest starred in David Janssen's ABC series *The Fugitive*. He also starred in the film *Country Boy*. After *The Virginian*, Boone guest starred in episodes of *Bonanza* and *Hondo* and appeared in *Combat!* in the season 5 episode "The Letter" as Jim Hummel.

From 1967 to 1968, Boone co-starred in the western series *Cimarron Strip* as photographer Francis Wilde, who is also a part-time deputy to Marshal Jim Crown. After *Cimarron Strip*, Boone made a few television appearances, including NBC's *Emergency!* and ABC's *Kolchak: The Night Stalker* with Darren McGavin, and appeared in the cult movie *Terminal Island* in 1973. The following year, he appeared as Deputy Dickie Haycroft in the television movie *Savages* and starred in *Dr. Minx* in 1975.

His last role was as Farkas in the 1987 film *The Wild Pair*.

## Music

During his time in *The Virginian*, Boone landed a recording contract with Decca Records. His first album was with co-star Roberta Shore, titled *Presenting Randy Boone and Roberta Shore the singing stars of the Virginian*. Boone's second album was a solo album titled *Ramblin Randy*. After leaving Decca, he signed a deal with Gregar Records, resulting in a couple of more albums. None of his albums were commercially successful.

In 2011, Randy Boone was inducted into the Fayetteville Music Hall of Fame.
Ethel Merman

**Ethel Merman** (born Ethel Agnes Zimmermann, 16 January 1908 – 15 February 1984) was an American actress and singer.

She was a guest performer in *Hee Haw*.

## Career Highlights

Known primarily for her distinctive, powerful voice and leading roles in musical theatre, Merman starred as Rose in the original 1959 Broadway production of *Gypsy*. Among the many standards introduced by Merman in Broadway musicals are "I Got Rhythm" from *Girl Crazy*, "Everything's Coming Up Roses", "Some People", "Rose's Turn" from *Gypsy*, and the Cole Porter songs "It's De-Lovely" from *Red, Hot and Blue*, "Friendship" from *DuBarry Was a Lady*, and "I Get a Kick Out of You", "You're the Top", and "Anything Goes" from *Anything Goes*. The Irving Berlin song "There's No Business Like Show Business", written for the musical *Annie Get Your Gun*, became Merman's signature song.
Buck Trent

**Charles Wilburn "Buck" Trent** (born 17 February 1938) is an American country music instrumentalist. He invented the electric banjo and also plays the five-string banjo, dobro, steel guitar, mandolin, electric bass and guitar.

He was a guest star in *Hee Haw* twice before becoming a regular cast member.
Mickey Gilley

**Mickey Leroy Gilley** (born 9 March 1936) is an American country music singer and musician.

He was a guest performer in *Hee Haw*.

## Career Highlights

Although he started out singing straight-up country and western material in the 1970s, he moved towards a more pop-friendly sound in the 1980s, bringing him further success on not just the country charts, but the pop charts as well. Among his biggest hits are "Room Full of Roses", "Don't the Girls All Get Prettier at Closing Time", and the remake of the Soul hit "Stand by Me". Gilley has charted forty-two singles in the top 40 on the US Country chart. He is a cousin of Jerry Lee Lewis, Carl McVoy, Jim Gilley and Jimmy Swaggart.
Episode 12-20

## Cast

### Host

Buck Owens
Roy Clark

### The Hee Haw Gang

Archie Campbell
Gordie Tapp
Gunilla Hutton
 Grandpa Jones
Minnie Pearl
 Junior Samples
Lisa Todd
Don Harron
Lulu Roman
The Hager Brothers
Marianne Gordon
Riddle and Phelps
Misty Rowe
Gailard Sartain
Roni Stoneman
Kenny Price
Linda Thompson
Buck Trent
John Henry Faulk
Grady Nutt
Mackenzie Colt
George Lindsey
Cathy Baker
Buford
Roy Acuff
Jethro Burns
Jack Burns
Jesse Rose

### Guests

Brenda Lee
The Thrasher Brothers
The Million Dollar Band
Roy Clark
Jethro Burns
Chester Atkins
Johnny Gimble
Boots Randolph
Danny Davis
Floyd Cramer

### Musicians

The Nashville Edition
The Buckaroos
Charlie McCoy and the Hee Haw Band

Welcome to *Hee Haw* with special guests:

* Brenda Lee
* The Thrasher Brothers
* The Million Dollar Band

and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.

We're back again with somethin' new.
Hee Haw's been reborn.
Tonight we're gonna offer you
A whole new can of corn!
## Skits and Songs

* Roy Clark and Those Fancy Hee Haw Harmonica Players
	+ "Turkey in the Straw"
* Knock-Knock
	+ Don
* Doc Campbell
	+ Jimmy swallowed his harmonica
* Gordie's General Store
	+ Ad in the newspaper
* Colonel Daddy's Daughter
	+ Slot machines
* Brenda Lee
	+ "Take Me Back"

* Kornfield Jokes
* The Thrasher Brothers
	+ "She's Still Gone"
* KORN News
* The Farmer's Daughter
	+ Excused from chores

* Buck Owens and the Buckaroos
	+ "Pick Me Up on Your Way Down"
* The Naggers
	+ No sympathy
* Archie's Barber Shop
	+ Did I tell you about
* Honest Junior, Consumer Advocate
	+ Yeller bug bulb
* The $1.98 Band - Jackie Phelps, Kenny Price
	+ Instrumental

* Pickin' and Grinnin'
* Salute!
	+ The Thrasher Brothers' hometown, Heflin, Alabama, population 4,000
* Real Incredible
	+ Charlie Patton and his divining rod
* Brenda Lee
	+ "Broken Trust"
* The Weather Girl
	+ Lexington, Kentucky, rain
* Kornfield Post Office
	+ Kenny's personal letters
* The Gossip Girls - Misty, Marianne, Gunilla, Lulu
	+ Roni always swore she'd wed for money
	To find a millionaire has been so tough
	But some guy worth ten dollars has proposed
	And Roni says that may be close enough

* John Henry Faulk interview
	+ Making fun of politicians
* Lulu's Truck Stop
	+ Don't need a menu
* "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, Brenda Lee
	+ We had harsh words and you left me Sunday
	Slammin' the door, said I was a bust
	I lost all hope you'd come back one day when
	I heard Brenda Lee sing "Broken Trust"
* Reverend Grady Nutt
	+ Visiting the sick and afflicted

* Hee Haw's All-Jug Band
* Goober's Service Station
	+ Duck decoy
* Salute!
	+ Mrs. William Davis' hometown, Tenino, Washington, population 1,154
* Justus O'Peace
	+ What kind of sentence do you think you deserve?
* Hey Grandpa, What's for Supper?
	+ Turnip greens with a piece of jole
	Fresh lima beans, a big full bowl
	Green onions, lettuce, and radishes red
	And hot rise cornbread, ain't that enough said?
	Yum, yum!
* The Million Dollar Band
	+ "Gentle on My Mind"

* The Hee Haw Gang
	+ "We Love the Time We Spend with You"
Sylvia

**Sylvia Jane Kirby Hutton** (born 9 December 1956) is an American country music and country pop singer and songwriter.

She was a guest performer in *Hee Haw*.

## Career Highlights

Her biggest hit, a crossover chart topper, was her single "Nobody" in 1982. It reached number 15 on the *Billboard* Hot 100, number 9 on the *Cashbox* Top 100, and number 1 on the *Billboard* Country Singles chart. The song earned her a gold record certification and a Grammy Award nomination for Best Female Country Vocal Performance. Her other country chart hits include "Drifter" (number 1 in 1981), "Fallin' in Love", "Tumbleweed", and "Snapshot". In 1982, she was named Female Vocalist of the Year by the Academy of Country Music. She is also credited with making the first "concept" music video clip to air on Country Music Television (CMT), with "The Matador".
Kenny Price

**Kenny Price** (27 May 1931 – 4 August 1987) was an American singer, songwriter, and actor. Nicknamed the "Round Mound of Sound," Price recorded for the Boone and RCA Victor, MRC and Dimension record labels. He was a nine-time special guest before becoming a regular cast member in *Hee Haw*.

## Guest Appearances

* Episode 2-12
* Episode 4-06
* Episode 6-02
* Episode 6-23
* Episode 7-07
* Episode 8-01
* Episode 8-15
* Episode 9-10
* Episode 10-06
Ramona Jones

**Ramona Riggins Jones** (28 January 1924 - 17 November 2015) was an award-winning fiddler, radio and television star.

She was a frequent cast member in *Hee Haw*. She usually performed a number with her husband Grandpa Jones, and though she was introduced in her segments, she generally was not credited.

## Biography

Born in Raglesville, Indiana, her father taught her how to play the fiddle and she taught herself how to play the guitar and mandolin. In high school, she competed in several talent contests and won them all.

While working at a Cincinnati radio station, she met and married Grandpa Jones. They moved to Nashville in 1947, where she made her solo debut at the Grand Ole Opry. In the mid-1950s, the couple regularly appeared on the Washington, DC-based television series *Town and Country Time*. They were married for 52 years until his death in 1998. She later married Reverend Eugene Gober.
Linda Martell

**Linda Martell** (born Thelma Bynem, 4 June 1941) is an American rhythm and blues and country music singer.

She was a guest performer in *Hee Haw*.

## Biography

Linda Martell was born in Leesville, South Carolina, the daughter of pastor Clarence Bynem. Her singing was developed in a gospel group consisting of three of her brothers. Her first recorded work was fronting a group called the Angelos, a single recorded in 1962 for the Fire label. In 1964, she recorded for the Tollie label as part of the Angelos that included her brother Elzie Lee. In 1969, she joined Shelby Singleton's Plantation Records and had a top-25 hit with "Color Him Father". She made television appearances in *The Bill Anderson Show* and *Hee Haw* in 1970. She released a second single, "Before the Next Teardrop Falls", which reached No. 33 on the *Billboard* charts. She recorded one more charting single, an album and made eleven more appearances at the Grand Ole Opry before ending her recording career in 1974.

A 22 January 2014 broadcast of a Swedish TV program entitled *Jills veranda – Nashville* documented the search for and interview of Linda Martell.

The stars of the show travel to South Carolina to meet Martell and discuss her music and why she abandoned her recording career. Martell reveals she decided to return to South Carolina because her children were small and she didn't feel she could keep up the pace of touring, which was impacting her health. She worked in education for much of her life.
Sheb Wooley

**Shelby Fredrick "Sheb" Wooley** (10 April 1921 – 16 September 2003) was an American actor and singer. He is best known for his 1958 novelty song "The Purple People Eater". He also recorded a series of novelty songs under the name **Ben Colder**, notably a #6 country hit "Almost Persuaded No. 2".

He was a regular cast member in *Hee Haw*.
Episode 12-02

Welcome to *Hee Haw* with special guests:

* Merle Haggard
* Leona Williams
* The Tennessee Moonshine Cloggers

and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.

We're back again with somethin' new.
Hee Haw's been reborn.
Tonight we're gonna offer you
A whole new can of corn!
## Skits and Songs

* The Happy Hee Haw Harmonica Players
(Grandpa Jones, Gordie Tapp, Roy Clark, ?, Jimmy Riddle)
	+ "Listen to the Mockingbird"
* The Weather Girl
	+ Thunderstorm in Louisville
* Justus O'Peace
	+ Electric Chair
* The Farmer's Daughter
	+ Major League
* Knock-Knock
	+ Theresa
* Merle Haggard
	+ "Wake Up"

* The Gossip Girls
	+ Ida Lee's old husband ain't worth havin'
	I can't figure out what made her fall
	I tell you, when it comes to married bliss
	He's the biggest blister of 'em all
* Kornfield Jokes
* KORN News
* Leona Williams
	+ "Any Port in a Storm"
* Kornfield Post Office
	+ Lisa's birthday check
* The Naggers
	+ New perfume
* Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me
	+ Archie's girl complained his love for her was phoney
	She called him stingy, said he loved her money only
	So he went on a buyin' binge, he got her a diamond ring
	I only hope she can keep up the payments on it

* Buck Owens and the Buckaroos
	+ "Daydreams About Night Things"
* Reverend Grady Nutt
	+ Funny signs
* Salute!
	+ Merle Haggard's hometown, Bakersfield, California, population 205,000
* Empty Arms Hotel
	+ What time is it?
* Doc Campbell
	+ Maynard's sick

* Pickin' and Grinnin'
* Goober's Service Station
	+ Electronic Security System
* Colonel Daddy's Daughter
	+ Cancelled reservations to Europe
* Merle Haggard and Leona Williams
	+ "The Bull and the Beaver"
* Archie's Barber Shop
	+ Raffle tickets
* Buck Trent
	+ "Moonshine Makes the World Go 'Round"

* Hee Haw's All-Jug Band
* Interview with John Henry Faulk
	+ A working majority
* Honest Junior, Consumer Advocate
	+ Lip Lifters
* Roy Clark
	+ "Roll On Sweet Mississippi"
* "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, Merle Haggard
	+ Your friends told me that you were a braggart
	Boastin' your love could wear a man down
	You loved the socks right off Merle Haggard
	You drove that Okie right out of town
* The Tennessee Moonshine Cloggers
* The Joke Fence
	+ I crossed a bat with a surgeon.
	What'd you get?
	A fly-by-night operator.
* Real Incredible, That's People
	+ Edwin Cheek plays harmonica with no hands
* Gordie's General Store
	+ New color TV set exploded
* The Moonshiners
	+ Wish for something
* Salute!
	+ The Tennessee Moonshine Cloggers' hometown, Oliver Springs, Tennessee, population 5,000
* The Hee Haw Gospel Quartet
(Kenny, Grandpa, Roy, Buck)
	+ "Gone Home"

* The Hee Haw Gang
	+ "We Love the Time We Spend with You"
Gail Davies

**Gail Davies** (born Patricia Gail Dickerson, 5 June 1948) is an American singer and songwriter and the first female record producer in country music.

She was a guest performer in *Hee Haw*.

## Career Highlights

She is the daughter of country singer Tex Dickerson and the sister of songwriter Ron Davies. Gail's son Chris Scruggs is a former co-lead singer and guitarist for the roots-country band BR549 and is currently on tour with Marty Stuart as a member of his Fabulous Superlatives.

Gail Davies established herself as a successful singer and songwriter during the 1970s and 1980s, scoring numerous Top 10 and Top 20 *Billboard* hits. She was one of country music's most influential artists, becoming the genre's first female record producer. She has been cited as a role model for other female singers, including Suzy Bogguss, Kathy Mattea, Mary Chapin Carpenter, and Pam Tillis.
Salute!

**Salute!** is a recurring skit in *Hee Haw*.

## Summary

A cast member, typically Buck Owens, announces that *Hee Haw* salutes a viewer's hometown and gives its population, usually well under ten thousand people. Then a group of Kornfield County residents pop up out of the cornfield, remove their hats and wave, and shout in unison, "Salute!"

In later seasons, guests would sometimes announce their own hometowns.
Tom T. Hall

**Tom T. Hall** (born 25 May 1936) is an American country music singer and songwriter.

He was a guest performer in *Hee Haw*.

He has written twelve No. 1 hit songs, with twenty-six more that reached the Top 10, including the No. 1 international pop crossover smash "Harper Valley PTA" and the hit "I Love", which reached No. 12 on the *Billboard* Hot 100. He became known to fans as "The Storyteller" thanks to his storytelling skills in his songwriting.
John Anderson

**John David Anderson** (born 13 December 1954, Apopka, Florida) is an American country musician.

He was a guest performer in *Hee Haw*.

## Career Highlights

Starting in 1977 with the release of his first single, "I've Got a Feelin' (Somebody's Been Stealin')", Anderson has charted more than 40 singles on the *Billboard* country music charts, including five number ones: "Wild and Blue", "Swingin'", "Black Sheep", "Straight Tequila Night", and "Money in the Bank". He has also recorded twenty-two studio albums on several labels. His newest album, *Goldmine*, was released 26 May 2015 on the Bayou Boys Music label.

Anderson was inducted to the Nashville Songwriters Hall of Fame 5 October 2014.
Episode 13-01

## Cast

### Host

Buck Owens
Roy Clark

### The Hee Haw Gang

Archie Campbell
Gunilla Hutton
Gordie Tapp and Roni Stoneman
Minnie Pearl and Grandpa Jones
 Junior Samples
Lisa Todd
Don Harron
Lulu Roman
The Hager Brothers
Marianne Gordon
Riddle and Phelps
Misty Rowe
Gailard Sartain
Buck Trent
Kenny Price and Linda Thompson
John Henry Faulk
Reverend Grady Nutt
Mackenzie Colt
George Lindsey
Chase Randolph, Diana Goodman, Nancy Traylor
Slim Pickens
Cathy Baker
Buford
Roy Acuff
Jesse Rose

### Guests

Ed Bruce
Gail Davies
Wendy Holcombe

### Musicians

Nashville Edition
The Buckaroos
Charlie McCoy and the Hee Haw Band

Welcome to *Hee Haw* '82 with special guests:

* Ed Bruce
* Gail Davies
* Wendy Holcombe

and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.

## Skits and Songs

* Hee Haw Honky Tonk
* Kornfield Post Office
	+ Third class mail
* Lulu's Truck Stop
	+ The Dixie sisters
* Ed Bruce
	+ "Everything's a Waltz"

* Buck Owens and the whole Hee Haw gang
	+ "Charming Betsy"
* Archie's Barber Shop
	+ I've got a song for you
* The Farmer's Daughter
	+ Billy Bob wants permission for my hand
* Hee Haw Salutes
	+ George Washington
* The Moonshiners
	+ Time to earn some money
* Goober's Service Station
	+ Cousin Chase
* Gail Davies
	+ "I'll Be There"

* Kornfield Jokes
* KORN News
* Salute!
	+ Ed Bruce's hometown, Keiser, Arkansas, population 962
* Roy Clark
	+ "Don't Tell Me Your Troubles"
* The Weather Girl
	+ Circus in Mexico

* Slim Picken's Bar-B-Q
	+ Barbecued salad
	+ Wendy Holcombe and Buck Trent
* Colonel Daddy's Daughter
	+ I could've been a princess

* Gail Davies
	+ "Object of My Affection"
* Justus O'Peace
	+ Fifth time
* Real Incredible
	+ Wally Wetlook (Gordie Tapp) and Miracle Hair Groomer
* Knock-Knock
	+ Ike
* Empty Arms Hotel
	+ Room with a view
* Gordie's General Store
	+ Ten pounds of caviar
* Ed Bruce
	+ "Texas (When I Die)"

* Hee Haw's All-Jug Band
* Reverend Grady Nutt
	+ Minister's family
* The Naggers
	+ I never drink more than I can stand
* Doc Campbell
	+ Mr. Cadwallader's thanks
* Salute!
	+ Gail Davies' hometown, Broken Bow, Oklahoma, population 3,996
* The Joke Fence - Nancy
	+ I crossed a canary with an ally cat.
	What'd you get?
	A peeping tom!
* John Henry Faulk's American Inventions
	+ The peanut
* Hee Haw Gospel Quartet - Kenny, Grandpa, Roy, Buck
	+ "This World Is Not My Home"

* The Hee Haw Gang
	+ "So Long"
Barbara Mandrell

**Barbara Ann Mandrell** (born 25 December 1948) is an American country music singer, musician, and actress.

She was a guest performer in *Hee Haw*.

## Career Highlights

She is known for a long series of country hits in the 1970s and 1980s as well as her own prime-time variety TV show on NBC that helped her become one of country's most successful female vocalists of that period. She gave her last concert at the Grand Ole Opry House on 23 October 1997 and subsequently retired from performing music. Mandrell was inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame in 2009. Although retired, Mandrell is still a member of the Grand Ole Opry; an honor she has held since 1972.

Mandrell was the first performer to win the Country Music Association's "Entertainer of the Year" award twice (1980, 1981). She also won the Country Music Association's "Female Vocalist of the Year" in 1979 and 1981.

Mandrell's first *Billboard* number-one hit was 1978's "Sleeping Single in a Double Bed", immediately followed by "(If Loving You Is Wrong) I Don't Want to Be Right" in early 1979. In 1980, "Years" also reached number one. She added one more chart topper in each of the next three years. "I Was Country When Country Wasn't Cool" (her signature song), then "'Til You're Gone" and "One of a Kind Pair of Fools"—all hit number one between 1981 and 1983, a period during which Mandrell also received numerous industry awards and accolades.
Ray Stevens

**Harold Ray Ragsdale** (born 24 January 1939), known professionally as **Ray Stevens**, is an American country and pop singer-songwriter and comedian.

He was a guest performer in *Hee Haw*.

## Career Highlights

He is known for his Grammy-winning recordings "Everything Is Beautiful" and "Misty", as well as comedic hits such as "Gitarzan" and "The Streak". He has worked as a producer, music arranger, songwriter, television host, and solo artist, and has been inducted into the Nashville Songwriters Hall of Fame, the Georgia Music Hall of Fame, and the Christian Music Hall of Fame, and received gold albums for his music sales.

In 2019, he was inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame and Museum.
Samuel B. Sternwheeler

**Samuel B. Sternwheeler** is a recurring skit in *Hee Haw*.

## Summary

Gordie Tapp is the titular character, a southern gentleman resembling Mark Twain. Initially, he came out of his house to deliver a humorous bit of wisdom, but his quips soon devolved to nonsense.

Later appearances had him ramble until someone handed him a package which would then explode.
Bill Anderson

**James William Anderson III** (born 1 November 1937) is an American country music singer, songwriter and television personality.

He was a guest performer in *Hee Haw*.

## Career Highlights

He has been a member of the weekly *Grand Ole Opry* radio program and stage performance in Nashville, Tennessee, since 1961. He has released more than forty studio albums and has reached No. 1 on the country charts seven times: "Mama Sang a Song" (1962), "Still" (1963), "I Get the Fever" (1966), "For Loving You" (with Jan Howard, 1967), "My Life (Throw It Away If I Want to)" (1969), "World of Make Believe" (1973), and "Sometimes" (with Mary Lou Turner, 1976). Twenty-nine more of his singles have reached the top ten.

One of the most successful songwriters in country music history, Anderson is also a popular singer, earning the nickname "Whisperin' Bill" for his soft vocal style and occasional spoken narrations. Artists who have recorded his material include Ray Price, Wanda Jackson, Connie Smith, Lynn Anderson, Jim Reeves, Conway Twitty, Eddy Arnold, Roy Clark, Con Hunley, Lefty Frizzell, Brad Paisley, Kenny Chesney, and George Strait.

Bill Anderson had his own television show in the 1960s. Anderson has made several television appearances, including two stints as a game show host: *The Better Sex* (with co-host Sarah Purcell) in 1977, and the country music-themed quiz show *Fandango* (1983–1989) on The Nashville Network. He has also hosted an interview show called *Opry Backstage* and was a producer of a talent show called *You Can Be a Star*, hosted by fellow Opry member Jim Ed Brown, both shows on the former Nashville Network, and has made guest appearances in several other television series.

Anderson is a member of the Grand Ole Opry, the Country Music Hall of Fame, the Songwriters Hall of Fame, and the Nashville Songwriters Hall of Fame.
Episode 12-05

## Cast

### Host

Buck Owens
Roy Clark

### The Hee Haw Gang

Archie Campbell
Gordie Tapp
Gunilla Hutton
 Grandpa Jones
Minnie Pearl
 Junior Samples
Lisa Todd
Don Harron
Lulu Roman
The Hager Brothers
Marianne Gordon
Riddle and Phelps
Misty Rowe
Gailard Sartain
Roni Stoneman
Kenny Price
Linda Thompson
Buck Trent
Nashville Edition
The Buckaroos
John Henry Faulk
Grady Nutt
Mackenzie Colt
George Lindsey
Cathy Baker
Buford
Roy Acuff

### Guests

Ray Stevens
Sylvia
Susan Guttman
and Randy O'Dandy

### Musicians

Charlie McCoy and the Hee Haw Band

Welcome to *Hee Haw* with special guests:

* Ray Stevens
* Sylvia
* Susan Guttman and Randy O'Dandy

and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.

We're back again with somethin' new.
Hee Haw's been reborn.
Tonight we're gonna offer you
A whole new can of corn!
## Skits and Songs

* Buck Owens and the whole Hee Haw gang
	+ "Going up on Heartbreak Mountain"
* Claude Strawberry, Country Poet
	+ Choosing a husband
* Kornfield Post Office
	+ Junior's returned package
* Gordie's General Store
	+ Termites
* The Joke Fence
	+ I crossed a termite with a comedian
	 What'd you get?
	I dunno, but he sure did bring the house down.
* Ray Stevens
	+ "You've Got the Music Inside"

* Kornfield Jokes
* Sylvia
	+ "You Don't Miss a Thing"
* KORN News
* Hee Haw's All-Jug Band
* Susan Guttman and Randy O'Dandy with Roy Clark
	+ "Chattanooga Shoeshine Boy"
* Knock-Knock
	+ Aunt Tilly
* The Weather Girl
	+ Hawaii
* Colonel Daddy's Daughter
	+ Lost and found
* Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me (Grandpa, Archie, Roy, Kenny)
	+ Poor Kenny and Lady Luck, he can't get the best of her
	The bride looks like a six-car wreck, only messier
	He thought life with her would be fun, so he fought for her hand and won
	Yeah, but I wish I'd lost when I saw the rest of her
* Salute!
	+ Sylvia's hometown, Kokomo, Indiana, population 89,000
* Lulu Roman
	+ "If You Had Known Me (Before I Knew Him)"

* Pickin' and Grinnin'
* Goober's Service Station
	+ Mink Jacket
* The Farmer's Daughter
	+ Engagement notice
* John Henry Faulk Interview
	+ Running for office
* Ray Stevens
	+ "Night Games"

* Archie's Barber Shop
	+ Girl crazy
* Lulu's Truck Stop
	+ Making chili
* Buck Owens
	+ "Brown Eyed Handsome Man"
* The Naggers
	+ Ida Lee's family
* The Quilting Bee
	+ Misty's fiancee
* Roy Clark
	+ "Please Don't Talk About Me When I'm Gone"

* The Hee Haw Gang
	+ "We Love the Time We Spend with You"
Pbbt! You Was Gone

**Pbbt! You Was Gone** is a recurring skit in *Hee Haw*.

## Summary

A cast member sings a humorous rhyming stanza, then joins the second cast member or guest in singing the chorus:

Where, oh where are you tonight
Why did you leave me here all alone
I searched the world over and thought I found true love
You met another and pbbt, you was gone
The singers often pretended to spit on each other during the raspberry.

## Trivia

* The main singer was usually Archie Campbell, though in later seasons, it was frequently Gordie Tapp.
* At first, Gordie was usually the second singer; later, it was often a celebrity guest.
* The lyrics were often changed to "Pbbt! You were gone".
Episode 4-17

Welcome to *Hee Haw* with special guests:

* Loretta Lynn
* Conway Twitty
* Johnny Bench

and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark and the whole Hee Haw gang!

## Skits and Songs

* Buck Owens and the whole Hee Haw gang
	+ "Love Makes the World Go 'Round"
* The Joke Fence - Misty
	+ Didja hear the one about the smart young thing?
	No, what happened?
	She wouldn't let a fool kiss her, or a kiss fool her.
* Empty Arms Hotel
	+ Gunilla's neighbor's radio's too loud
* Weeping Willie
	+ Wife threw my overalls out the window
* The Moonshiners
	+ My wife just ran off with the best friend I ever had
* Kornfield Jokes
* Loretta Lynn
	+ "Rated 'X'"
* Gordie's General Store
	+ Archie needs a stamp for his alimony check

* The Quilting Bee
	+ Fire insurance
* Johnny Bench
	+ "You Don't Mess Around with Jim"
* Justus O'Peace
	+ George fighting with his wife
* Samuel B. Sternwheeler
	+ If we all would take a lesson from the vegetable world, there would never be another war. I personally have never known a carrot to commit an unfriendly act. I find that hard to swallow.
* Doc Campbell
	+ Pain strikes the body at the weakest point
* Roy Clark
	+ "The Pilgrim: Chapter 33"

* Stringbean's Letter from Home
	+ Big Tiny's getting fat cutting down smoking cigarettes
* Conway Twitty
	+ "She Needs Someone to Hold Her"
* Salute!
	+ Loretta Lynn's hometown, Hurricane Mills, Tennessee, population me
* Claude Strawberry, Country Poet
	+ "Requiem for an Old Salt"
* "Pbbt! You Was Gone" - Archie Campbell, Gordie Tapp
	+ One night I came home and you met me crying
	I said "What is wrong?" You started to bawl
	And said if I cared, I never would put them
	Travel ad posters all over these walls
* Buck Owens and the Buckaroos
	+ "Alone with You"
* At the Schoolhouse
	+ The fifth day kept after school

* Doc Campbell
	+ Tourniquet
* Pickin' and Grinnin'
* Samples Sales
	+ Academy Award Theatre
* Johnny Bench
	+ "When You're Hot, You're Hot"
* The Moonshiners
	+ How long girls should be courted
* Ask Buck?
	+ Does Beauregard have papers?
* "Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me" - Archie, Gordie, Grandpa, Roy
	+ Now when I threatened to leave my wife, it was just a bluff
	But her response I thought was a little rough
	She said it wouldn't grieve her if I decided to leave her
	As long as I would leave her enough
* Pauline and Pierre
	+ When are you gonna learn to cook?
* The Hagers
	+ "Good Time Charlie's Got the Blues"

* Hey Grandpa, What's for Supper?
	+ And now I'd like to do my interpretation of a potted goose *[sucking sound]*
	Yum, yum!
* Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn
	+ "Never Ending Song of Love"
* KORN News
* Archie's Barber Shop
	+ New restaurant
* The Naggers
	+ Young men before Lavern
* Buck Owens and the Buckaroos
	+ "Swinging Doors"

* Doc Campbell
	+ Mr. Jones' still fell over on him
* Minnie and Grandpa's Kitchen
	+ Good French toast
* Kornfield Jokes
* Stringbean, Grandpa Jones, Roy Clark, Bobby Thompson
	+ "Ida Red"

* The Hee Haw Gang
	+ "We Love the Time We Spend with You"
Slim Pickens

**Louis Burton Lindley Jr** (29 June 1919 – 8 December 1983), better known by his stage name **Slim Pickens**, was an American rodeo performer and film and television actor.

He was a guest performer in *Hee Haw*.

During much of his career, Pickens played mainly cowboy roles. He is perhaps best known for his roles in *Dr. Strangelove*, *Blazing Saddles*, and *1941*.
The Culhanes

**The Culhanes** is a recurring skit in *Hee Haw*.

## Summary

In this faux soap opera, Gordie Tapp, Junior Samples, Grandpa Jones, and Lulu Roman play members of the Culhane family of Kornfield County. They all sit in a row, Lulu in her chair and the others on a couch. They never stand, and rarely even move, while they dryly deliver their latest improbable scenario.
Episode 2-13

* The Joke Fence - Lisa
	+ I crossed an electric blanket with some pancake mix.
	What'd you get?
	The biggest darn waffles in the state!

Welcome to *Hee Haw* with special guests:

* Waylon Jennings
* Diana Trask
* Johnny Duncan

and starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.

## Skits and Songs

* Doc Campbell
	+ I swallowed a fly
* Kornfield Jokes
* The Joke Fence - The Hagers
	+ She was only a fireman's daughter, but she sure did go to blazes.
* Buck Owens
	+ "You Gotta Have a License"
* The Moonshiners
	+ Alcohol in cider
* Samuel B. Sternwheeler
	+ You can show me a man who's afraid of Christmas, and I'll show you a Noel Coward.

* Roy Clark
	+ Yodeling
* Salute!
	+ Blackshear, Georgia, population 2,482
* Waylon Jennings
	+ "Kentucky Woman"
* Gordie's General Store
	+ Junior lost his job
* The Culhanes
	+ Weighing themselves
* Archie's Barber Shop
	+ Roy's extra chins
* The Joke Fence - Roy
	+ She was only a milkman's daughter, but she was the cream of the crop.
* Diana Trask
	+ "All I Have to Offer You Is Me"
* Doc Campbell
	+ I swallowed a horse

* The Moonshiners
	+ My wife run off
* Grandpa Jones
	+ "The Arkansas Traveler"
* Stringbean's Letter from Home
	+ Your sister's family
* KORN News
* The Hagers
	+ "That's My Love"

* Roy Clark with Riddle and Phelps
	+ "Alabama Jubilee"
* Kornfield Jokes
* Johnny Duncan
	+ "Let Me Go"
* Gordie's General Store
	+ Rabbits' foots
* Doc Campbell
	+ I broke my wrist in five places
* The Moonshiners
	+ Denying your age
* The Culhanes
	+ Hunger strike
* Roy Clark
	+ Instrumental

* The Joke Fence - Grandpa
	+ I crossed a rooster with a pair of sneakers.
	What'd you get?
	A barn full of surprised hens.
* Pickin' and Grinnin'
* Diana Trask
	+ "I Fall to Pieces"
* Salute!
	+ Wills Point, Texas, population 3,029
* Samuel B. Sternwheeler
	+ The bough of a tree gives man shade. Then does that mean a shady retreat in New York City is called The Boughery?

* Roy and Stringbean
	+ "Cripple Creek"
* KORN News
* Waylon Jennings
	+ "Six Strings Away"
* Kornfield Jokes
* Buck and Buddy Owens
	+ "Bye Bye Love"

* The Hee Haw Gang
	+ "From All of Us"
Dottsy

**Dottsy Brodt Dwyer** (born 6 April 1953, Seguin, Texas) is an American country music singer.

She was a guest performer in *Hee Haw*.

## Biography

She grew up in Seguin. Between 1975 and 1981, she recorded as Dottsy for the RCA Records label. She charted thirteen cuts on the Hot Country Songs charts, including the Top Ten "(After Sweet Memories) Play Born to Lose Again". Four of her other songs reached Top 20 on the same chart.

She returned to her hometown where her family has deep roots. She married and took time off to raise her children, while being active in local groups, and not just as the performer they could always count on. After her kids finished college, Dottsy signed with Heart of Texas Records and in 2010 released a CD album entitled *Meet Me in Texas*. She has been performing on a circuit of mostly small towns in Texas, usually touring with other artists from the label.

Dottsy's favorite venue is the Texas Theatre in Seguin, an eighty-year-old one-time movie house. She helped the Seguin Conservation Society raise funds to restore the small movie palace, making it into a beautiful space for the performing arts, with modern equipment and wonderful acoustics.