Slim Shady

lord slim

agent slim

slimstrap shady

emperor shady

FBI

FIB

CIA

The Imperial Army

Davy Jones

## intro

Slim Shady (commonly referred to as the Old Man) is an interomniversal criminal and warlord.He is allied with Pennywise's army.Now my name is Alexander Carter Stoner and im a stoner and ima tell you the story of a man so powerful and dangerous he can go up against the likes of cocky and pennywise this man has caused death throughout history the name slim shady would be a name known for evil .before you ask no he is not a old eminem he just thought slim shady was a cool name and stole it now

## the start of the old man

this story starts all the way back to the American revolution.after fighting alongside the union the old man left the army after the war for his thirst for blood wasn't being fluid.a alone and broke old man was looking for ways to make money and one day he thought of it.the old man was to be a pirate so he stole a small ship and sailed out to seas.a few years went by and he was making good money all by himself until one day something happened that changed the old man's life.he sailed right into a heavy storm and out of the thick ocean emerged a ghostly ship with a crew said to made of the ocean itself.the old man just run into the flying dutch man.hearing stories about this ship and its captain the old man prepared for a fight and what a fight.So after defeating the flying dutchman the old man would bored the flying dutchmen.the old man slowly bored the flying dutchmen and when he climbed the ladder the whole crew weighted for him.the old man jump up and lunge at the crew stabbing 3 after he would pull out his pistol and start cutting down crew members.after cutting down many the crew just stopped and in the distance music from an organ would play.ah this aint my first rodeo were your boss an whos playing that god awful organ said the old man.the music would stop and foot steps could be heard then from the back of the ship davy jones would walk out.who dare interrupt me playing ma organ said davy jones me yelled the old man what you gonna do you wanna be squidward.Davy Jones would walk up to the old man, smoke his pipe and puff the smoke into the old man's face. Do you fear death mr shady? Said davy jone. Ha what do i look like LT stoner and i definitely don't fear you and you party city looking beard said the old man ashe grabbed davy jones pipe and smoked it.to the deeps said davy jones but out of the corner of his eyes saw the old man's hand glowing red. Huh wait a minute man this is a cursed man said Davy Jones just then the old man with a puff of fire would turn into a lava filled skeleton.The ashen curse how? Said davy jones. A man's greed can lead to his downfall, said the old man. I say we strap his to a cannon and send him to the deeps yelled one of the crew members.shut up boot strap bill said the old man you have patrick star molesting the side of your face.the old man would challenge davy jones to a dual  and pulled out a glock 19 oops wrong timeline said the old man as he pulled out his flintlock and start off a stand off. Then off the side of the boat HEY DAVY JONESwould come from a man on a tiny ship.huh what the said davy jones as he looked at the ship.my name is kilgore and i have come for you davy jones i have 100 barrels of tnt get me a chest filled with gold or i will ram this ship into the flying dutch men. Look hear old man take care of this and you can leave or you can join us on are journey said davy jones .easy said the old man as he aimed his pistol at the ship and fire.the bullet would the ship just missing kilgore ha you missed you dumb fuck. Did i tho said the old man as kilgore turned around and saw the bullet lit the fuse on the tnt barrel oh shit said kilgore as he was launched off the ship due to the explosion.as luck would have it kilgore landed right on the ladder of the dutchman and as he climbed the ladder he hit a metal thing at the top.he looked up to see the old man's blunderbuss barrel sitting right at kilgors head.weit! Said kilgore then the old man let kilgore onto the ship. The second Kilgore stood up, the old man shot his head off with his blunderbuss.kilgore's body would fall into the deep ocean.you have skill shady so what's it going to be said davy jones. I guess i can stay with you a bit. Just then davy jones reversed the old mans curse but didn't fully cure it but for now the old man would sail with davy jones.some time later the old man would fall off the ship were he landed onto an island were he froze for years and would wake in 1990 on the island now known as simp land

## the island and the rise of slim shadys terror

On the island the old man woke up to find it  was full of animals and even had its own queen but for now the old man need to get to the nearest town.the old man need to get used to things and so he learned all he can about what he missed, the old man. now this is were the old man got his new name slim shady after finding who took that name.when eminiem found out the old man killed him by law giving him rights the the name(pretty sure thats how the law works).after getting a new name he fordged some fake documents and made up a whole back story. he made his back to the island and soon found out it now goes by simp land .on simp land he soon found out that thare was a very very stupid idiot leader on the island and her name was belle delphine. also on the island was her simps and two mega simps who called themselves general/bob megore and lieutenant(deadass that's his biological name) now bob was fine slim didn't really care to much about bob in his early years but lieutenant he hated. now as you know there was simps all over the island but when slim came boy oh boy where the simps fucked . he killed about 95% of the islands simps thats 5% away from alexs gay percentage. after killing all the simps he walked up to the queen and forced her to give up the throne.almost instantly after he was crowned king he killed her after killing her five days went by before a eqaly stupid being showed up on the island no one knows who this man was but next thing you know bella delphine is back from the dead and so stupidly she took the kindom back and took slims powers away .During his exile he recruited Megalodons and forced them to become his personal army.for two years everything was fine untill one day he got his powers back by the queen(she gave the most dangerous man on the island his powers back truly stupid) .but the queen struck back way harder then she did before by banishing him to another world that no one has ever gotten out of. years went by and nothing happens when all the sudden boom the sky ripped open and out came four beings.every one knew he was back the man the myth the legend himself slim d o double g shady's back. the island went into lockdown dinos were sent out to hunt for him but no luck has been made but slim is by far the most dangerous man ever to walk the universe know before you say cocky is but cocky is old and barely kills anymore but he is still more powerful than slim but who knows slim is gain powers he is ruthless and is heartless he has the highest body count known to man and is the second most powerful being in the universe the queen may not show it but she fears this man cuz of what he has done and what he can do he whipped out half her army and pretty much half the island besides he should be feared he does have three titans for pets. he is also a prime suspect in the murder of tom green.General eventually found the old man’s underwater base and destroyed it, stealing all of slim shady’s megalodons and hiding them in a secure location were no one could find them.He also found slim’s cave base, and this forced slim to rebuild, but instead of building somewhere else he built in the same cave (which is dumb and fucked).Slim being an old man and an idiot decided to leave the island for good and travelled to Realm LS-5, aka Los Santos.

## the island to los santos then the CIA

after arriving in los santos he would start banging Lester and robbing the casino in hopes of getting enough money to get his hands on some of cocky’s technology.He eventually managed to do so but Cocky got wind of his actions and so went and fucked the old man.Slim was depressed and nearly dead so he decided to go Gay Land, aka Fortnite, to hide, but instead of laying low he would instead fuck kids all the time.He is still there to this day and has no plans of returning to the island (thankfully).many years passed by and it seemed like the old mans rain of terroir died down... ha your an idiot for thinking that.after leaving the island he found the man the myth the legend himself pedo Dutch.they built a machine making the old man younger. The old man was no longer an old man but we will get back to that.then after that pedo Dutch used his time travel powers and took slim shady back to the year 1983 and by share luck landed in Moscow. somehow he walked right into the kgb building with pedo dutch and found important kgb secrets. When looking though these files they found one name that scared pedo dutch and slim shady.pyro pedo the long lost pedo who is believed to be the russian spy to leaked plans on the Manhattan project. after this they left the kgb building went to the great nation of MURICA.after dropping off slim shady in the us pedo dutch left to go to the present day to tell pedo god the news witch even shocked him. back in 1983 slim shady was amazed at what he saw. the colture here was weird gays and transgender peaple every were.drugs and woodstock were still a thing and most importantly the government was fucked up. slim shady somehow made his way to the cia and found cia agent russel adler and gave him this information. After this slim shady joined the cia and over the years ranked up and went on countless missions and aged back to an old man over the span of 40 years.in the 80s things got heated up real fast

## the down fall of the old man(sorta)

Cocky rapes old man to the point of unrecognition and sends him to the shadow realm and FUCKING DIES like the gayass nigge-fagg he is