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Eliland Caliphate

Flag of the Caliphate, translating to: "Lidels is Great"

The Eliland Caliphate is the nation that contains all of OBW as of June 17, 2022. The country succeeded New Eliland after a coup overthrew the previous government. The nation is ruled single handedly by the Crown Prince, TipsyKermit, who declared himself Prince after the coup. Similarly to all the preceding nations, the Caliphate continues to be sanctioned by all UN member states due to the political instability, human rights violations, and total currency devaluation.

## Government

The Crown Prince oversees all functions of the state, and declares new decrees at his will. The Crown Prince heads his government from the Palace built during New Eliland. The nation operates a small military, known as the Crown Prince Protection Force, an elite specially trained paramilitary group that protects the Crown Prince at all times. Despite backlash, the minority religion of the nation has come out on top to establish a theocratic monarchy rule over its citizen.

## The Prince's Projects

The Prince's Projects refers to the major infrastructure projects the Crown Prince declared as part of his first decrees to improve the life and standards of Caliphate citizens. The Prince declared four major projects to be completed in the new nation:

* Reducing reliance on fossil fuels, especially oil. New nuclear power plants are to be built to supply energy.
* Increasing tourism to the Caliphate by building new attractions.
* Opening up borders, and installing foreign ambassadors including a Prince assigned State Minister to conduct foreign visits.

## Ministries

The Crown Prince created several agencies to aid in the running of the nation. They include:

* Ministry of Atomic Oversight
* Ministry of Citizen Realignment
* Ministry of Criminal Corrections
* Ministry of Energy
* Ministry of Foreign Affairs
* Ministry of Infrastructure
* Ministry of Intelligence
* Ministry of Public Works
Silver Valley Garbage Dump

The Silver Valley Garbage Dump was a garbage dump on the OBW 5 server. It was built and operated by Silver Valley Sanitation LLC.

The entire dump was leveled when the King of New Eliland sent royal troops into West Silver Valley to clear the area for redevelopment. Today, a storage facility sits on the old land.
Silver Valley Mall

The Silver Valley Mall is a major retail mall located in Space Shore, Silver Valley City on the OBW 5 server. It hosts a collection of retail, food, and other stores, and is owned by Semen Property Group. The Mall is accessible from Highway 2, the SVART Space Shore stop, or the SVTA Blue line.

The mall features a massive amount of parking. Semen Property Group executives have reportedly been considering adding additional parking, such as by building a parking garage.

## Tenants

The mall is anchored by a large, two-story Thebes & Hawkes location, which sells similar products as its downtown homestore.

### Ground Floor

* Mike Pense Minerolet EMW Blockyota showroom
* Feet Looker, a shoe store
* Elijah290 Dildo STore
* Le Chateau Merlot, an alcohol store
* Fanucci Diamonds, a boutique jewelry store
* Black Ridge retail location
* Pisstle candy store

### Second Floor

* Silver Valley Gift Shop
* Panda Bear Express, a restaurant
* Super Healthy Salad Co, a restaurant
* Nuka Cola retail location
* GNC, a drug store
* Tipsy and Broken Book Emporium, a book shop
* Slurpbucks Coffee, a coffee chain
* Cum Mixer, a smoothie store
* Eggplant, an electronics store
Tipsy's Theory

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## The Theory

Tipsy's Theory is a theory for the failures of some OBWs compared to others with the central link of a government backed conspiracy involving Black Ridge. The theory hinges off some ideas of Broken's Theory. This theory was created by a privately funded thinktank owned by TipsyKermit.

### Plainsview

Plainsview's failure was through the civil war that tore the town of Plainsview apart relatively quickly. The lack of Black Ridge's presence indicated that Plainsview may have been a Black Ridge psyop to convince the town's inhabitants to attack each other. By funding each player with destructive weapons and inflating strong emotions, this lead to the downfall of the town.

### The Great Server Removal

While under Broken's Theory that in a secret Capital testing facility went wrong resetting the world, it is possible that Black Ridge under joint conjecture with the Capital intended the weapon to be used. After secretly funneling money and weapons like ballistic missiles to San Paul, in order to earn more money, it convinced the Capital to create a superweapon in joint venture with Black Ridge. This superweapon could delete entire chunks of land at a time, effectively removing any trace of activity. When the weapon was created, settings for it were set too high and when used on San Paul, it not only vaporized the city, it destroyed the entire world.

### Lakeview

It was known that Black Ridge was rebranded as "Black Ridge Slaughterhouse and Farms" at the Eliland Lakeview location. However, this was a coverup for its massive plans in the future. When the Black Ridge Lakeview location was raided, all traces of incriminating material for its future plans of space domination were destroyed and set for future use at a different Eliland city. Black Ridge, in revenge of the raid, unleashed another psyop to demotivate the people of Lakeview to force them to abandon. This caused people to relocate to a much more resource rich location, where Black Ridge could dominate financially and sell even more weaponry to players.
OBW 3 Cold War

The seals of the two cities

## Belligerents

* City of San Paul
* Factoria (temporarily)

The Capital

Casualties| * Factoria Firebombed

The OBW 3 Cold War was a period of geopolitical tensions primarily between San Paul and The Capital on OBW 3. It was marked by constant threats of annihilation, although fighting never actually broke out.

## Causes

Long-term causes of the Cold War primarily include heightened tensions and general discontent between the leaders of the two cities, BrokenHerobrine and Elijah920. San Paul regarded the Capital as a tyrannical government unduly imposing itself upon others. Riots even erupted in protest to the Capital.

The immediate cause of the Cold War escalating was the Capital's announcement of a Reaping for a Hunger Games as punishment for the uprising in OBW 2. San Paul immediately rejected this and began war preparations to resist this by force if necessary.

## Duration

Throughout the few days the war actually lasted, the cities began war preparations. San Paul built a number of missile silos and armed for a strike on the Capital. It is speculated that these missiles might have been early prototypes provided by Black Ridge. The Capital, meanwhile, strengthened its defensive position and offensive capabilities.

### Firebombing of Factoria

Factoria, initially an ally of San Paul, was firebombed by Elijah920 and BrokenHerobrine acting together. This marked a strange respite in the tensions, but only for the duration of the mission.

## Ending

The Cold War ended officially when the OBW 3 server was lost in the Great Server Removal.

## Propaganda

Both sides of the conflict utilized propaganda to mobilize their supporters and grain sympathy and support.
Silver Valley Town Hall

*For the new City Hall in downtown Silver Valley, please see* City Hall

The Town Hall was the meeting place of the City Council and the seat of government on the OBW 5 server. It was constructed on January 9th, 2021 by BrokenHerobrine. The City Hall is now the seat of government as of April 2021. The building was later to be turned into a History Museum, but plans were scrapped. Later, the building became the home of the Silver Valley Museum of Natural Sex.

## Exterior

The building is constructed primarily of brick, quartz, and stone brick. The design of the building is primarily Colonial Revival with elements of Federal Architecture and Greco-Roman design. The two-story building features two one-story extension wings on the side.

## Interior

### City Council Chambers

The chambers of the City Council were located on the first floor, immediately to the right when entering the building. The chamber has 12 permanent seats on the floor around a speaking podium. In front of the podium was an elevated seat for the Speaker of the Council. Two United States flags were placed behind the Speaker. The cavernous room was adorned with potted plants.

In a room directly behind the Speaker, there was a board with meeting agendas and Council business.

### Conference Hall

The three unused government offices were combined into one large conference hall on the lower level. It was used for the Space Leaders 21 Conference, in which SpaceseX, Andromeda, and ASSA were participating.

### Office of the Speaker of the City Council

On the second floor was the Office of the Speaker, BrokenHerobrine. Inside was the Speaker's desk. Attached to the office was a small private meeting room.

### Press Room

Also on the second floor was the Press Room. Inside were several chairs for members of the public and a speaking podium for government addresses. A similar version of this room was used once on January 8th by Speaker BrokenHerobrine.

## Liquidation

When the new City Hall was made, the building was eventually gutted and emptied out, with plans to be made into a server history museum. Due to the OBW Wiki being made, the property was eventually listed for sale, with all assets inside liquidated, at dirt cheap prices for players. OBW Citizen Bgod eventually bought the property, and has since turned it into the Museum of Natural Sex, as well has housing a nuclear fusion and fission reactor in the basement.
The Last City

The Last City was a secluded, secret city on the OBW 2 server. It was created by Elijah920 after the Plainsview Civil War broke out. It has only been confirmed to exist by Elijah920 and BrokenHerobrine. Otherwise, no location or pictures of the city are known of.

According to BrokenHerobrine, the last saved copy of OBW 2 is timestamped before The Last City's creation, meaning that all files potentially containing the City are lost to time.
Silver Valley Electric

SVEC's logo

Silver Valley Electric Company (Silver Valley Electric for shorthand) is a public utilities company operating in Silver Valley. The company was formed in 2021 by CEO BrokenHerobrine. It was bought out by Black Ridge in 2022, with BrokenHerobrine continuing to run operations at the company.

## Services

The company primarily serves to provides electrical power for BrokenHerobrine and SpaceseX. The company also contracts street lights in downtown Silver Valley for the government.

## Locations

The company's primary location is Silver Valley Nuclear Generating Station, which operates three pressurized water reactors and constitutes the majority of the company's power production. As of the buyout’s completion, SVNGS will be decommissioned and possibly turned into a research facility.

Additionally, the company sponsored the Tox Nuclear Laboratory, which conducted nuclear experimentation and produced high level nuclear isotopes. The company abandoned the laboratory after a major meltdown incident.

The company's corporate headquarters is located in the Startrooper Office Building in downtown Silver Valley.

The company formerly operated the solar array at SpaceseX Center, which has since been dismembered.

## Child Labor Allegations

SVEC came under fire for allegations of using child labor in its uranium mines. The company denies all wrongdoing, stating that they are "committed to a sustainable supply chain" and are "launching a full investigation". The allegations remain unproven as of yet.

## Acquisition

On July 29, mega corporation, Black Ridge, bought out SVEC for 6.9 billion L$. TipsyKermit bought the company in part of a green energy initiative. SVNGS was also subsequently slated to be decommissioned, and potentially turned into a research facility.
Desertview Industrial Community College

Desertview Industrial Community College (DICC) was an online degree-granting institution and diploma mill based out of Desertview, Eliland. It was shut down by the Caliphate Ministry of Criminal Corrections.

## Shutdown

In November of 2022, DICC appeared on Eliland News and World Report's annual college rankings. Many were confused, as the institution technically did not operate since 2020. The Ministry of Criminal Corrections opened an investigation and discovered the institution to be a fraudulently operating diploma mill. It was shut down later that day, with agents raiding the college's website.
Old Village

## Satellite Photo

Before Birch Ridge, the Old Village was the primary settlement of OBW 1. Immediately following the player's spawns into the game, they quickly found the village and took it over as their own. It was located in a desert biome no more than 0.2 kilometers from OBW 1's original spawn location. The village was never given a name, eventually just being called the Old Village.

Many of the features established at the Old Village would become staples of future towns and cities. Such examples include a community mine and tornado sirens.

## Creative Powers

During the extremely early days of OBW, the Founding Fathers, with the help of Elijah920, built up the city in both creative and survival modes. This changed, though, when the server began expanding around the time of the founding of Birch Ridge.

## Weather

The weather in Old Village was one of the main reasons the players moved away. Sandstorms were extremely frequent, causing Darude - Sandstorm to be played over the tornado sirens as well as leaving hundreds of blocks of sand left to be cleaned up around the village.
NWS Plainsview

NWS Plainsview's office

NWS Plainsview was the regional office of the Eliland National Weather Service which provided coverage for the town of Plainsview on OBW 2.

The office was a stone building located along the center avenue of Plainsview. It had a basement with rudimentary equipment for issuing warnings.

## Civil Danger Warning

During OBW 2, the first ever CIVIL DANGER WARNING was issued by the NWS on December 24, 2019. It was effective for the entire city of Plainsview after an unknown individual had been placing bombs beneath the roads in the city.

The official message read as follows: "**CIVIL DANGER WARNING:** An unknown suspect has been placing stone mines inside of roads. If you were to step on one of these mines they would explode and possibly kill you and destroy other buildings. Please try to AVOID ALL ROADS"

Later that day, one of the bombs was detonated within the Plainsview Town Hall. It was temporarily shut down & reopened days later after repairs.
ITysonI

ITysonI is an OBW player who joined during the later stages of OBW 1. He usually spends his time on random projects or helping out other players.

## OBW 1

ITysonI was invited to the server by Molotuff. During his first hour of playtime, he was burned in the crematorium by BrokenHerobrine and later falsely accused of trespassing by then corrupt BRGIO Agent Molotuff who then got Elijah920 to swiftly put him in prison. ITysonI then spent the majority of the final few days of OBW 1 within the Prison.

## OBW 2

ITysonI was a major help to most players in the early stages of OBW 2 getting a fortune III diamond pickaxe early on. He also built the Plainsview Library and later the Plainsview Tornado Bunker. He mostly spent his time during the later half of OBW 2 mining out a secret hole under his house which is still unknown as to what it was supposed to be to this day. The Oasis Mall was also constructed and owned by him. He suddenly vanished for a week and during that time the Civil War of Plainsview happened and he escaped on his arrival to the server to The Last City to never be seen again.

## OBW 3

ITysonI founded the City of Kolding to the south west of Fantano Bay. Kolding was a self-sufficient city meant to be isolated from outside contact. ITysonI held close ties to The Capital and Elijah920 however when hateful tensions started to arise between San Paul and The Capital. Terrorist Molotuff later moved into Kolding where he provided little to the city. ITysonI was working on expansion to the North of Kolding when suddenly, it and the surrounding areas and cities just vanished from the map never to be seen again.

## OBW 4

ITysonI spent most of his time in OBW 4 striving to become the richest on the server where it was mainly between him and TipsyKermit who resided in a Black Ridge settlement to the North East of the City of Lakeview. ITysonI built an automatic Gunpowder and Sugarcane farm on the server and owned a bookshop as well. He later held a server-wide scavenger hunt and helped construct the Lakeview Airsoft Field. He also lead a Raid on the Black Ridge Settlement with the help of Molotuff and Juxain killing TipsyKermit and escaping without harm. During the final days of the server. ITysonI started to question the authority Elijah920 had as server owner and changed his view entirely about the government of Eliland.

## OBW 5

ITysonI and Molotuff decided to team up at the beginning of OBW 5. They shared a house in Desertview and helped each other gear up. They both also had a mining base situated away from Desertview, but that was later blown up by EFIB forces. ITysonI also created a semi-efficient guardian farm during this time. Once OBW 5.2 rolled around and almost everyone was now residing in Silver Valley City, ITysonI teamed up with Juxain to create a space exploration Company called Andromeda. This is when however, ITysonI started to show his true intentions. He was the mastermind behind multiple bombings across the server. Most notable ones being the Attack on the SS SpaceseX and the bombing of EI-1. As of OBW 5.3, his whereabouts are unknown.
Economy Act

The Economy Act is a law on the OBW 5 server. It was introduced by BrokenHerobrine, TipsyKermit, and Elijah920, and passed on July 8 with a 4-0-0 (Yea, Nay, Abstain) vote.

## Transcript

**SECTION 1.**

1. A federal currency shall be established for standard use by merchants, customers, and the government alike.
2. This currency shall be referred to as the “Lidels Dollar”, shortened to “Lidollar”.
3. The official symbol for the Lidels Dollar will be L$ or just L.

**SECTION 2.**

1. The Eliland Federal Reserve shall be established to regulate the economy.
2. The Federal Reserve shall be the only entity authorized to print and distribute Lidollars.
3. The Federal Reserve shall be mandated to keep a spreadsheet or other ledger of government financials. The ledger must be presented to the City Council on a weekly basis, who, by vote, may order the Federal Reserve to adjust its spending practices. The ledger must include:
	1. Government money in;
	2. Itemized expenditures, including the payees; and,
	3. Federal Reserve balance.
4. The City Council, by vote, shall be permitted to adjust any of the Federal Reserve’s spending or printing policies to protect the economy.

**SECTION 3.**

1. Anyone who counterfeits, duplicates, or otherwise irregularly obtains, or attempts to do so to the Lidollar, shall be guilty of “Counterfeiting Currency” and shall be sentenced to jail for 3 days.
2. Any person found guilty of Counterfeiting Currency under this statute shall have all of their currency seized and destroyed by the Federal Reserve.

**SECTION 4.**

1. Players may make a one-time exchange of diamonds to Lidollars at a rate of 1 diamond to L$1, up to L$1000, handled through the Federal Reserve.
2. The Federal Reserve shall issue one-time stimulus checks of Lidollar based on the following:
	1. Citizens with less than 10 diamond blocks - L$250
	2. CItizens with more than 10 diamond blocks - L$100
3. The Federal Reserve shall, on behalf of government agencies, be permitted to pay government employees at a rate set by the director of the government agency.
	1. The director of the government agency shall inform the City Council of the pay rate after its original decision and any later adjustments.
Silver Valley Medical Center

The Silver Valley Medical Center is a large hospital and trauma center located in downtown Silver Valley. It is jointly owned and operated by the University of Silver Valley and the Church of Home Depot.

## Faculty and Staff

The Medical Center is a large source of employment for citizens of Silver Valley, with physicians, nurses, and other medical staff of all specialties working there.

The Center's Medical Director is Dr. BrokenHerobrine MD PhD MNE MAE MBA BFASW BPG, FECUM (Fellow of the Eliland College of Urological Medicine), FEASS (Fellow of the Eliland Academy of Sex-transition Surgeons), who founded the hospital.

## Facilities

The Medical Center provides all sorts of services. They are divided primarily by floor:

### Basement

The basement houses the morgue, where deceased patients are brought, stored, and dissected. Additionally, there are two crematoriums for disposal of corpses.

### Floor 1

On the first floor is the hospital's emergency department, which is capable of providing all sorts of care, from urgent care to severe trauma. The department has an advanced trauma bay, with several additional beds for patients.

### Floor 2

The second floor has general practice offices, where patients can be seen for regular checkups. It also houses the in-house pharmacy, and offices for physicians.

### Floor 3

On the third floor, all operations happen in the surgical department. This floor also has a CT and X-Ray machine. The surgical department provides services in all areas, including general, trauma, vascular, orthopedic, penile, and plastic.

### Floor 4

The fourth floor is reserved for critical care, where there are numerous ICU rooms for seriously ill patients.

### Floor 5

Due to increased concern about sexual wellness regarding recent pandemics (ELIVID-19 and Monkeypox), an entire floor will be dedicated to sexual health.

### Floor 6

The top floor of the center will house psychiatry and will serve as an asylum for the mentally ill population of Silver Valley.

Finally, the roof has a helipad for urgent patients to be brought in.
April 28 Nuclear Strike

The Nuclear Strike of April 28, 2023 was the first ever offensive use of nuclear weapons delivered via missile in OBW history.

## Device

A Black Ridge "Holy Grail" Size 15/20 Nuclear Missile was utilized for the launch. Select parts were sourced from India, who bypassed Eliland sanctions, providing the cowling necessary for the two-stage launch vehicle. Black Ridge manufactured parts and constructed the warhead and missile assembly in the Black Ridge Mountain Complex, where it was then shipped out to an SAe temporary launch facility. Black Ridge claims that the warhead used is capable of up to 125 megatons of explosive power, with bunker-busting abilities.

## Mission

The Holy Grail Missile was used offensively to destroy a facility that posed a danger to citizens of Eliland.

The Crown Prince made the following statement:

> My fellow Elilanders, at around 4:45PM Eliland Time, I authorized a nuclear strike at a target that was a threat to our great nation. The strike was successfully carried out and armed forces finished the remaining structures off with explosives and other weaponry. I thank our great armed forces for carrying this mission out and thank Lidels for gracing us.
>
>

The missile flew for a time of 4 minutes and 38 seconds, with an uncertainty of ±2 seconds. This is attributed to Herobrinian Uncertainty, a theorem proposed by USV Professor BrokenHerobrine that states that space-time breaks down under the damaging effects of a nuclear blast, either stretching or compressing the fabric of time.

Following the blast, ground forces and additional weapons were used to fully neutralize the dangerous facility.
Desertview Border Patrol

The dirt shack headquarters of the Border Patrol

The Desertview Border Patrol was a police agency established on the OBW 5 server. Its primary job was to patrol the border wall of Desertview and prevent mobs from entering the town. It also investigated and attempted to stop the illegal drug tunnels beneath the Desertview walls.
Home Depot

Home Depot is a construction supply and building materials store operating out of Silver Valley City. It was built and owned by TipsyKermit. It is unrelated to the Church of Home Depot. Ironically, it has been reported that Home Depotites avoid shopping at the big box store while Lidels Transcendentalists regularly shop there.

## Construction

The store is built on what was originally a pond, which was an extension of the river nearby. This required large amounts of terraforming to make sure the terrain was up to specifications. Due to the large area required, Home Depot developers outsourced labor, now known as the "Peculiar Institution." It is unknown how many people were used to shape the land, but it is under assumption that conditions were harsh.

## Parking Lot Murder

On April 11, 2021, Shifter24 murdered TipsyKermit in the parking lot while witnesses recorded. The remains of the body were never removed and remain there to this day.
Criminal Fines Act

The Criminal Fines Act is a law on the OBW 5 server. It was introduced by BrokenHerobrine, TipsyKermit, and Elijah920, and passed on July 8 with a 4-0-0 (Yea, Nay, Abstain) vote.

## Transcript

**SECTION 1.**

1. The Criminal Reparations Act shall be repealed.
2. All current crimes where fines are a punishment shall have the fine amount altered to match this act, and the word “diamond(s)” shall be changed to “Lidollar(s)” when in reference to currency.

**SECTION 2.**

1. The following crimes shall have a fine added as additional punishment:
	1. Unlit land - 5 Lidollar
	2. Violating River Preservation Act - 5 Lidollar
	3. False accusation - 5 Lidollar
	4. Assault - 10 Lidollar
	5. Violating a no-fly zone - 10 Lidollar
	6. Unlawful Possession of WMD - 15 Lidollar
	7. Trespassing - 20 Lidollar
	8. Trespassing into Federal Property - 30 Lidollar
	9. Theft - 30 Lidollar
	10. Murder - 50 Lidollar
	11. Griefing - 100 Lidollar
	12. Griefing done with WMD - 200 Lidollar
2. Half of the fine shall go to the Federal Reserve, and the other half shall be offered to the victim (or victims) of the crime.
3. If the victim of the crime does not want the compensation, the Federal Reserve may take the remainder of the fine.
4. If a person is unable to pay a fine, they shall face an additional two hours in prison, and any additional earnings they obtain after may be confiscated by the Federal Reserve until the fine is paid off entirely.
5. If a person refuses to pay a fine, they may face an indefinite prison sentence until they pay.
6. If the crime has no victim, the Federal Reserve may collect the entire fine.

**SECTION 3.**

1. Players who maintain three continuous days of good behavior and are not arrested for any crimes shall be eligible for 20 Lidollars.
2. In order to qualify, players must actively play on the server each of the three days and must contribute to the city either by building or otherwise.
3. Players may collect the money at the Federal Reserve.
Ban on Slime String and Slime Boots

The Ban on Slime String and Slime Boots is a miscellaneous matter on the OBW 5 server. It was passed with a 3-2-0 (Yea, Nay, Abstain) vote on December 25th.

The ban was effectively nullified almost immediately after its passage when player Molotuff crafted a plane. The poor wording of the act, "until we get endgame equipment such as planes" meant that all someone had to do to bypass the act was simply craft a plane.

Ban on Slime String and Slime Boots

### Trivia

The Ban on Slime String and Slime Boots is the first time the first Constitutional Amendment was ever invoked, although nobody actually voted by proxy.
Ores Before Whores Wiki

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## General Server Information

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## World File Downloads

After each server ends, the world file is released for players to download.

You may enter the OBW File Hub here: https://bit.ly/3MkjXhm
Arachnodose

Arachnodose is known to be an hacker in multiple OBW servers. He has been caught and has admitted to hacking, lavacasting and engaging with Molotuff in creating mischief.

## OBW 5

His home, called the "Dillydome" was bombed by domestic terrorist Shifter24 in OBW 5.

He is also currently banned from the server after he lavacasted a mountain. He was caught x-raying and fly hacking several times as well.
Constitution of OBW 5

The Constitution of OBW 5 is the supreme law of the server. It contains five articles and governs general proceedings of the server's Government. The current Constitution was ratified on December 19, 2020 in the historic vote.

## Transcript

Constitution of Ores Before Whores 5
A City Council shall be established. All active players of the server shall automatically be members of the City Council. “Voting members” as used in this Constitution refers ONLY to City Council members currently present at a City Council meeting. Proxy votes are not permitted: only members present at the location of the meeting may vote on matters before the City Council. The Speaker of the City Council may authorize the use of proxy votes for any one matter before the City Council.
A Speaker shall be elected at the first City Council meeting. This election shall be governed by Article II of the Constitution. The Speaker shall call to order meetings, tabulate votes, announce Council decisions, and otherwise direct and lead the Council. The Speaker may be impeached in accordance with Article III of this Constitution.
 ARTICLE II. ELECTIONS
 ARTICLE III. IMPEACHMENT
The City Council shall hold the power to impeach any public servant, including the heads of public agencies, their deputies, and all of their employees. Impeachment proceedings may begin if there are at least five (5) City Council members present. Impeachment may only be brought for accusations of corruption, and a minimum of three out of five (⅗) voting members must vote in favor of impeachment.
If a person is impeached, they shall immediately lose the position they were impeached from. If an agency head is impeached, the City Council shall assume temporary control over the agency until a replacement is found, as governed by Article II of this Constitution.
 ARTICLE IV. JUDICIAL POWERS
 ARTICLE V. SERVER OWNERSHIP
Elijah920, by virtue of being the owner and creator of the server, shall head the server's police force and cannot be removed from his position. Additionally, if he determines that a mod passed by the City Council is incompatible with the server, he may refuse to add it.

## First Constitutional Amendment

The first Amendment to the Constitution was introduced by BrokenHerobrine on December 25th and passed with a vote of 5-0-0 (Yea, Nay, Abstain).

First Constitutional Amendment
SAe Systems

SAe Systems is a subdivision of SpaceseX Corporation specializing in land, air, and sea technology in the defense and technology sectors. As of OBW 5 4.0, SAe Systems became much more active.

## History

Prior to OBW 5 4.0, the division was established under SpaceseX. It was seldom used, and served primarily as a title to put on classified projects. It conducted rudimentary defense research. Examples of projects include the weaponization of Tier 1 rockets and exploration into the use of submarines as launch vehicles for rockets.

## Present Day

Currently, SAe Systems operates an industrial facility in Industrial Park, Silver Valley. This facility has a manufacturing and experiments warehouse, a chip fabrication facility, and a petroleum refinery and processing plant. SAe is the only domestic manufacturer of chips in Eliland, selling to other companies such as Black Ridge.

SAe works on numerous security-related projects, including nuclear and ballistic armaments, as well as space technology. For example, SAe put an Death Ray into orbit that is capable of instantly obliterating entire radii. SAe is also reported to operate a secret nuclear research facility and anomalous containment zone. The company frequently partners with other defense companies, chiefly Black Ridge.
OBW Conspiracies and Miscellaneous

This is a list of various miscellaneous articles and conspiracy theories popular on the OBW server.

## Secret Arrests Conspiracy

One prominent conspiracy is that of the Secret Arrests, which were allegedly carried out by FIPF and Capital forces. The conspiracy holds that the server police are indeed capable of dealing with criminal activity (as many critique the high crime rates of OBW 5), but choose not to, reserving their power only for direct threats to the Capital's power.

This conspiracy attempts to explain the complete absence of BrokenHerobrine on OBW 4 and TipsyKermit on OBW 2. The theory holds that the two were arrested and banned for their insurrection and illegal item duping respectively. The conspiracy is supported by the very high rates of repeat offenses associated with regular jailing for everyday crimes (griefing, murder, etc), and theorizes that the government purposely allows for the high crime rates for reasons unknown.

Further evidence in support of the theory is that of the permanent banning of JimmyMcgill in association with the destruction of his silo, shortly before OBW 5 2.0 ended. While not a secret ban per se, it was for building outside of the city, which could be interpreted as disobedience and a challenge to the Capital's strength.

## The Eliland Government Was Behind The Plainsview Civil War

A theory that many users seem to believe is that the Plainsview Civil War was not on accident at all, and that it was caused by the Eliland Government. The conspiracy explains that it was a completely orchestrated attempt to kill off Plainsview and OBW 2 by causing a civil war. The best evidence to support this theory is the fact that Elijah920 announced his plans for a "Last City" on day 1 that the Civil War had started.

## Home Depot Space Laser

Some fringe groups have made fearmongering attempts by suggesting that Home Depot possesses a space laser capable of destroying entire cities. The validity of this claim is totally false.
2022 Monkeypox Outbreak in the Eliland Caliphate

Poster from the Calipahte government

The 2022 monkeypox outbreak in the Eliland Caliphate is part of the larger outbreak of human monkeypox caused by the West African clade of the monkeypox virus. The Eliland Caliphate was the seventh country, outside of the African countries with endemic monkeypox, to experience an outbreak in 2022. The first case was documented in Silver Valley City, on Aug 13th, 2022.

## Response

The Caliphate government has done an excellent job at responding to the outbreak. Notable precautionary measures include posting Monkeypox posters at the doors of public buildings and spreading awareness. As per the usual, Black Ridge Clinic is preparing treatments.
Silver Valley Infrastructure Report Card

The Silver Valley Infrastructure Report Card was created and is managed by the Silver Valley Land Department. It serves to accurately depict the condition and performance of infrastructure in the City of Silver Valley. The grades vary from a 0 (F) to a 4.0 (A+).

* 4.0 = A+ Superb, built for the future
* 3.5 = A-
* 3.0 = B+ Great, built well for now
* 2.5 = B-
* 2.0 = C+ OK, may need work
* 1.5 = C-
* 1.0 = D+ Poor, needs work
* 0.5 = D-
* 0.0 = F Failing, needs immediate care
* N = No information

All Infrastructure Report Cards that have been formed to date are located below.

1. INFRASTRUCTURE REPORT CARD 01
2. INFRASTRUCTURE REPORT CARD 02
3. INFRASTRUCTURE REPORT CARD 03
Ores Before Whores 1

## Overview

Ores Before Whores 1 was the first of the OBW series of servers. It was considered by many to be the best server, with subsequent servers declining in quality.

## Background

The server originally started as a small, three player co-op survival in February of 2019. The original players, known as the Founding Fathers, wanted to play with the tornado mod and decided to create a small server.

## History

Originally, the founders resided at the Old Village, as it was nearest to their spawn. Early gameplay consisted mainly of vanilla survival with the tornado mod as an added twist. This era saw the use of regular creative mode by all three players. Since the server was less formal at the time, it ran mainly on the honor system not to abuse privileges.

Eventually, the founders got sick of the constant sandstorms and searched for a new place to live, stumbling upon a plains biome and creating Birch Ridge. The area would allow for significant expansion while also adding the danger of plains tornadoes. The server then began to grow, with more people joining. Creative privileges were rescinded so as not to cause issues, but some artifacts remained, such as OP items or otherwise unattainable items. Some of these items were later displayed in the Museum.

The server continued to grow and the city branched outwards towards the Plaza in the East and the industrial area in the South. As the city physically grew, so did other services. For example, a City Council, the BRGIO, and the NWS were established. Derivatives of these original agencies would reappear later and permeate throughout the rest of OBW history as important facets. However, players eventually began losing interest, and frequently complained about lag issues. Thus, the server was brought to a close in August of 2019 with OBW 2 scheduled as a fresh reboot for later that year.
Eliland Stock Exchange

The Silver Valley Stock Exchange is the public stock exchange for citizens of Silver Valley. On the server, it did not serve any major purpose as nobody bought stock, and nobody was aware of the market, but rather was used as a medium to announce relative success or failure of companies.

The stock exchange is located on Lidels Avenue, a street akin to Wall Street of New York City. However, the exchange has no physical presence, it merely operates out of a rented server rack in the Startrooper Office Complex.

*See also:* Currencies of OBW

## Tracked Indices

Several indices are tracked on the Eliland Stock Exchange as well:
TWZ

TWZ is a tabloid journalism online newspaper and multimedia conglomerate owned by BrokenHerobrine. It is the successor to OBW 1's BRTV-7.

## Background

BRTV-7 was a media mogul during the OBW 1 server, with infrequent but high quality reports on weather and other server events. The channel was scaled back during OBW 2, and entered a period of hibernation for OBW 3 and 4. During OBW 5, the channel established itself once again, building a TV station reminiscent of the original building on OBW 1. However, after initial reports failed to gain much traction, the station rebranded as TWZ and began its foray into tabloid journalism where it saw significantly more success.

### Brands

TWZ’s namesake brand TWZ focuses on tabloid journalism with made up or hyperbolized sensational stories to stir drama.

Additionally, TWZ also owns the intellectual property of the Lidels Avenue Journal, a more serious finance and business driven newspaper.

TWZ owns the name to Eliland News and World Report, a news site that ranks the country's higher education institutions.

Lastly, the Silver Valley Enquirer is a more traditional newspaper focused on ordinary reporting.

## Criticism

Critics primarily charge that the paper's reporting standards are extremely poor, with proper journalism standards being frequently ignored. The paper commonly reports on non-issues simply to stir drama, and has been accused of clickbait numerous times. In addition, TWZ's website also hosts ads to less than reputable companies.
OBW 4 Armed Conflicts

## Overview

The City of Lakeview, in OBW 4, was known for having numerous small scale armed conflicts/wars. These included not only civilians, but Government Officials too (Elijah920). These wars destroyed not only many players glass windows (very annoyingly), but some buildings were completely obliterated by RPGs and larger weapons that were later made illegal.

## August 22, 2020 Conflict

There is no determined cause for the start of this conflict, as all existing known evidence shows that the players simply went free for all. The video, which is a bodycam strapped to Elijah920's head, shows players Molotuff and Arachnodose sword-fighting each other to the death until one of them dies. It turns out that neither of them killed eachother, and one of them was sniped by player Shifter24 from on top of the farm. This is where all hell breaks loose between the players. View the video here.

## August 27, 2020 Conflict

This is the second largest conflict that occurred in Lakeview, happening within a week of the first conflict. The video, which is a bodycam strapped to Elijah920's head, shows Ms. 920 seemingly snapping at Molotuff in the Lakeview Public Library, and murdering him with a rifle. He goes on to kill many more players, and destroy windows, racking up the charges on himself until he was eventually killed by Mr. Molotuff. Perhaps it was the Nazi-era music! View the video here.

## Other Conflicts

Player Juxain's house was destroyed by a RPG round aimed straight towards his house by Elijah920, and there is no real reasoning for why Elijah920 did this. As of December 2022, there is no image evidence of the destruction. It is known that Elijah920 rebuilt Juxain's house in creative mode.
Birch Ridge Government Investigations Office

## Overview

The Birch Ridge Government Investigations Office was the primary law enforcement agency on the OBW 1 server. It ensured laws were being followed, punished offenders, investigated crimes, and upheld the laws of the server.

Elijah920 maintained director over BRGIO while hiring players BrokenHerobrine, TipsyKermit, Molotuff, and Swagpig7 as officers. However, these officers usually were hiding secrets from the director which lead to the removal of TipsyKermit as an officer after his arrest under the charge of hacking.

## Judicial-Diplomatic Crisis

*See Main Article:* Judicial-Diplomatic Crisis

The Judicial-Diplomatic Crisis was a crisis involving the passing of the Justice Act and BrokenHerobrine's protests and threats. Such threats involved starting a civil war.

## Treatment of Prisoners

During the BRGIO's rule in OBW 1, many criminals were punished and put into the local Birch Ridge Penitentiary. There, the criminals were terrorized and tortured, with one of the main punishments being forced to watch the porn TV's. A leaked video from two prisoners within the penitentiary shows that 'Mr. Saw has been bad.' Watch the video here.
Church of Home Depot

The Church's main location on OBW 5 4.0

The Church of Home Depot is a religious organization that started on the OBW 2 server dedicated to worshiping Home Depot. It worked with the Church of Spider but fought with Lowes believers. Despite the name, the church is not associated at all with the Home Depot business from OBW 5.

## Beliefs

### Old Light

The Church refers to its OBW 2 days as the Old Light where it was dedicated exclusively to worshipping Home Depot. It made frequent use of the company's logo and hosted services honoring Home Depot at its church. From above, the church building was shaped like a male genitalia, a requirement for all of the organization's buildings at the time. BrokenHerobrine and Elijah920 were the main clergy of the Church.

### New Light and the Second Coming of Startrooper

The Church went dormant following the end of OBW 2 and did not return until even after OBW 5 when it formed once more following the rise of the Lidels Transcendentalists. On March 6, 2022, a day after the start of the Holy War of 2022, the BRGIO completed an investigation on OBW 1 player Startrooper. The investigation led to the discovery of Startrooper's whereabouts and he was invited back to OBW. He was shown a picture of Startrooper Fountain, which was dedicated on April 13, 2021, coincidentally his birthday. BrokenHerobrine and the Church took this to mean Startrooper was a prophet, validating the Church's war against the Transcendentalists.

The Church, referring to its modern beliefs as the New Light, now worships Home Depot with Startrooper as its chief prophet. The Lumber is the Church's official symbol, akin to a cross in Christianity.

## Modern Day

In the modern day, the Church of Home Depot still operates out of eastern Silver Valley Members are encouraged to donate via bank transfer directly to the Church's website or inside at the donation jar.

The Church's monastery building sits atop a hill a few minutes outside of downtown Silver Valley and overlooking the suburban area to the west of the city. Outside, the grounds are well kept with many flowers and bushes, especially within the Startrooper Rose Garden. Inside, there are pews for worshipers and booths for choir members.

The church disapproves of the Lidels Transcendentalists but maintains that they may find salvation by rejecting their beliefs and taking up the Lumber and being baptized in the Paint. On March 5, 2022, the Church declared Holy War against the Transcendentalists resulting in the OBW Holy War. Fighting ended on March 20, 2022 with the Treaty of Krecent.
SpaceseX Center

SpaceseX Center is SpaceseX's main facility, located slightly northeast of Silver Valley. The center has gone through two major renovations, the most recent of which was completed on March 30th, 2021. This renovation completely transformed the old center, futureproofing it for later missions.

## Points of Interest

#### Vehicle Assembly Building

The tallest building at the Center is the Vehicle Assembly Building (VAB). Within it, rockets are produced, fuel is stored and loaded, and a rail line connects the building to Eli Mobil. The building has large cranes on the interior for rocket assembly.

#### Multi-Purpose Building

The largest building at the Center by area taken up is the Multi-Purpose Building. The building houses executive offices and SpaceseX Labs but also serves several key functions.

Within the Multi-Purpose Building is the Mission Control room, from which launches are coordinated and missions are tracked. Along the walls and on the desks are screens with maps and tracking information. The large curved windows provide an excellent view for rocket launches.

The Astronaut Center is located on the ground floor and is where space suits and other oxygen/life support equipment is stored. The room has large garage doors and a bus which drives astronauts to the launch pad.

#### Launch Pads

The facility has two primary launch pads that are identical, Pad 92a and Pad 92b. These two are capable of launching SpaceseX's commercial rockets, from Tier 1 to Tier 10. A third specialized pad was constructed for use by SAe Systems. This pad launches HTR-01 and Soyuz-FG rockets for SAe.

#### "GLHF" Warehouse

The facility's warehouse, informally dubbed the "GLHF" Warehouse due to the writing on its roof, is a storage facility for items recovered from other planets.

#### Materials Processing Facility

The Materials Processing Facility serves as a storage center and houses the company's electrical manufacturing equipment. It is surrounded by a dock with several shipping containers.

#### Visitor's Center

A visitor's center was planned for next to the multi purpose building, but was later scrapped.