A Grizzly Boxer (Transcript)

This is the 13th episode of Traffic Squadron: Roadranger.

Warhog was playing a game of cards with a bear-like monster with boxing gloves and metal mouth mask.

Warhog: Do you have any three's

Grizzlyjab: Go fish.

Warhog picked up a card, and then put down a match.

Warhog: Ah, I got a match of fives. Now do you have any four's?

Grizzlyjab: Yeah....(Hands Warhog a card)

Warhog: (Puts down a match)

Tige: What is Warhog doing?

Eaglette: He's playing cards with Grizzlyjab.

Brakenstein: Grizzlyjab? Oh boy. Big mistake!

Tige: Big mistake?

Brakenstein: Grizzlyjab is a sour loser!

Eaglette: He is?

Just then, Warhog put down his last match.

Warhog: Ha! I win!

Tige: Uh oh. It looks like I know what's going to happen next!

Brakenstein: Here it comes!

Grizzlyjab: I LOST! I LOST!

Then, Grizzlyjab has some bear claws come out of his boxing fists and charged for Warhog and began beating him up.

Warhog: AAAH! CUT IT OUT!

Grizzlyjab: THIS IS MAKING ME A LOSER, YOU BIG PINK MEANIE!

Warhog: AH! HELP!

Brakenstein: Don't worry, boss. I'll save you! (Shocks Grizzlyjab, causing him to fall down)

Warhog: Thanks, Brakenstein.

Brakenstein: No problem, boss.

Graphite: You know, if Grizzlyjab can punch Warhog this hard, then maybe we can use that strength against the Roadrangers.

Eaglette: Although he'll first need to recover from his big shock.

Warhog: How long will that take, Brakenstein?

Brakenstein: He should be out for a couple of hours, but once he does recover, he might be able to take care of the Roadrangers for us.

Warhog: Excellent! Hehehehe.

Down on Earth, the Roadrangers were over at the base, watching it rain.

(Vicky is shown to be soaking)

Dale: Wow. Look at all that rain. I don't think anyone would dare fly out there in the rain.

Vicky: How come?

Dale: The falling water can make your wings real heavy.

Jack: Try telling that to that guy.

Outside, there was a robin man who was trying to fly in the rain.

Male Robin: I can't be....late....Whoa! (Falls into a puddle) Oww. I sure hope the boss doesn't beat me up for this.

Dale: You see?

Benji: Well, lucky for us, we don't fly.

Kristy: Actually, I think that's unlucky.

Benji: Why, Kristy?

Kristy: I don't think it's very fun to be ground bound. I've imagined what things would be like to fly.

Jack: What about when we pilot Roadranger Robo. It's so big, when we're in the cockpit, it's like we're all flying.

Kristy: In an airplane!

Jack: (confused)

Kristy: Well it is!

Jack: (shrug)

Benji: Well, it's a good thing that there aren't any Velocity Star monsters out and about. I'd hate to fight in the rain.

Dale: So would I.

Vicky: I don't mind it so much. It helps to cool me down.

Kristy: Is that why you are soaking so much, Vicky?

Vicky: Yep. I thought the water would feel good.

Benji: Don't you know you could catch a cold from walking in the rain with no umbrella?

Vicky: Hey, that's never happened to me.

Benji: It did for me.

(Cuts to a flashback of a younger Benji playing in his backyard sandbox)

Benji VO: I was playing in my sandbox. I had just built a sandcastle, but then suddenly, it started.

(The ran begins to falls)

Young Benji: Burrr! (Notices his sandcastle crumbling) NO! Sandcastle! Please don't crumble on me! (Tries to get the sandcastle to stay up, but fails)

Vicky VO: Wait, I thought this was a story about how you got a cold out in the rain?

Benji VO: Wait for it. Anyway, I tried to keep my castle from crumbling, but after a while, I began to sneeze.

Young Benji: Achoo! (Rubs his nose and continues keeping the castle up, but then sneezes again)

Mrs. Bullsworth: Benji, get into the house! You'll catch a cold!

Young Benji: But, Mom, my castle!

Mrs. Bullsworth: You're castle won't last in the rain! Now get inside!

Benji VO: So I went on inside at my mom's request. After my mom had dried me off, we had thought everything was fine. But then....

Young Benji: Achoo! Achoo! Mom, I don't feel so good.

Mrs. Bullsworth: Oh dear. I think you may have caught a cold, Benji. Let's get you to bed.

(Cuts to a young Benji sick in bed)

Benji VO: I was stuck in bed for a couple of days, it was no fun being sick.

(Cuts to the present)

Benji: So that is why whenever there is any rain, I always use an umbrella.

Kristy: What if it rains while you're out somewhere? You wouldn't have your umbrella with you.

Benji: If that happen, I find something else to cover my head when I go out.

Vicky: I never caught a cold when I was out in the rain! I've walked out in the rain with no umbrella since I was little and I never caught a cold.

Benji: Vicky, that's called luck.

Vicky: Luck shmuck. (Crosses her arms)

Dale: You know, Benji does have a point Vicky.

Vicky: But I take showers everyday. It's like taking a shower.

Jack: Showers are very different, Vicky. Showers can be made warm. Rain showers can't.

Vicky: Nonsense!

Kristy: You know, I wonder what the Velocity Star Gang is doing right now? Do you think they're stuck inside because of the rain?

Jack: But they're out in space. It doesn't rain in space.

Kristy: I mean that because it's raining here, they can't send down a monster to attack!

Dale: Hmmm. Maybe you're right, Kristy.

Jack: Don't be so sure. I'm sure that any moment now, the alarm is going to go off. Just wait for it.

Jack looked at the alarm on the ceiling, waiting for it to go off. He waited a while, while the others looked at him. They waited and waited. And then....

Speedstar: Uh, guys?

Roadrangers: AAAAH!

Kristy: Oh. Sorry, Speedstar.

Benji: Jack was looking at the alarm, expecting it to go off.

Speedstar: Oh. I see.

Dale: Is there any danger going on right now, Speedstar?

Speedstar: If there was, the alarm would go off.

Kristy: Oh.

Up in the Velocity Star Ship, Grizzlyjab recovered after an hour had gone by.

Grizzlyjab: Uh...What happened?

Brakenstein: I shocked you and had you go unconscious for an hour.

Warhog: To save me, might I add!

Grizzlyjab: Oh, speaking of which. I haven't finished beating you up for beating me!

Graphite: Hold it, Grizzly Boxer! We have a better target for you to beat up.

Grizzlyjab: Oh yeah? Who's that?

Graphite: It's the Traffic Squadron: Roadrangers. Our enemies from the planet, Earth.

Grizzlyjab: Any reason I have to beat them up? I've never encountered them before. At least they haven't beaten me in a game of cards.

Brakenstein: Your reason for beating them up is for destroying some of our other monsters. And for getting in our way of conquering the Earth.

Grizzlyjab: But I wouldn't be beating them up for something personal!

Warhog: Well, if you want to take your anger out on someone, do it on the Roadrangers. If you do that, I'll give you a rematch on the card game.

Grizzlyjab: Sure thing, Warhog.

And Grizzlyjab headed out. Down on Earth, the Roadrangers heard the alarm go off.

Jack: Oh at last it goes out!

Kristy: But, Speedstar, it's still raining outside.

Speedstar: Regardless, you'll need to go out. But do not worry, I have something for you so you don't have to worry about the rain.

Speedstar then made five umbrella hats appear. Each one being the colors of the Roadrangers.

Benji: Ah, sweet. Umbrella hats. No way I'm getting a cold now.

Every Roadranger picked up their respective umbrella hat and put it on. Everyone that is except Vicky. Speedstar looked at the white umbrella hat meant for Vicky, then gave an angry face at Vicky.

Speedstar: Vicky, you need your umbrella hat to keep dry.

Vicky: Hey, I told you. I don't get colds in the rain. I'll be just fine.

Speedstar: Vicky, I demand that you put your umbrella hat on!

Vicky: NO!

Kristy: There's no time to argue, we must hurry out.

All: Road Changer! (They transformed into their Roadranger forms and headed out)

Speedstar: Vicky! (Uses his magic to pull her back away from the rest of the Roadrangers heading out)

Vicky: What? Hey!

Speedstar: Vicky, you are not going anywhere until you put your umbrella hat on! Now put it on at once!

Vicky: (Tries moving, but Speedstar's magic is too strong) Ugh. Fine! (Picks up her umbrella hat and puts it on her head) Alright! Happy now?

Speedstar: Very much. (Releases her from his magic)

Vicky: Ah. At last. Now to join the battle.

And Vicky ran out. The Roadrangers then arrived in the city where Grizzly Boxer was.

Kristy: I can see that the Velocity Star Gang sends down monsters regardless of the weather.

Benji: Aren't you concerned that you'll catch a cold with no umbrella on your head?

Grizzlyjab: Not at all! I enjoy the rain!

Dale: Hey, you sound just like Vicky.

Jack: Speaking of which, where is Vicky?

Then, Vicky showed up.

Vicky: Here I am.

Kristy: Ah. I see you finally decided to wear your umbrella hat.

Vicky: Speedstar made me wear it or I wouldn't be going out on this battle.

Grizzlyjab: You look ridiculous with those silly hats on!

Kristy: It keeps us dry.

Grizzlyjab: Well, I think I'd fight you much better without those things on your heads. So, I'm going to knock them off!

Grizzlyjab then ran towards the Roadrangers. The Roadrangers got out their swords and began defending themselves against Grizzlyjab.

Grizzlyjab: Hehehehe. You're all pretty good with your swords. But allow me to show you a little trick up my sleeve. (Reveals some claws from his fist, then swipes at each Roadranger's umbrella hat)

The umbrella hats now all had holes inside of them. The water was getting through and making the Roadrangers now wet.

Kristy: Oh no!

Jack: Our umbrella hats!

Benji: (Covers his head) I don't want to catch a cold again!

Dale: This won't be good for my wings!

Vicky: Hooray! Water!

Others: VICKY!

Vicky: What?

Grizzlyjab: This should make defeating you so much easier now!

Then, Grizzlyjab then began punching at the Roadrangers. They began feeling weaker than before!

Kristy: Oh dear. All this water is making us much weaker against this guy!

Benji: Can we hurry indoors before we catch colds?

Kristy: Gladly, Benji!

They all hurried away, but Vicky stayed behind.

Grizzlyjab: So you're not running away Road White?

Vicky: The rain water doesn't bother me! I will continue to fight!

Vicky got out her sword and began fighting at Grizzlyjab, but even as determined as Vicky was, Grizzlyjab was too much for her.

Vicky: (Gets knocked to the ground)

Grizzlyjab: You've made a mistake remaining here, Road White. The rain water may not bother you, but surely getting beaten up must bother you!

Vicky: No way! I am a Roadranger! I continue fighting until the battle has been won!

Grizzlyjab: Well you may as well give up because you already lost! (Tries punching her in the face, but she moves out of the way)

Vicky: No way have I lost! I am still willing to continue the fight.

But then, Vicky sneezed inside her helmet. Making her view very blurred.

Vicky: Hey, I can't see! (Sneezes again) And I can't stop sneezing. (Shivers) Now I'm feeling cold. I'm not finished with you, bear!

And Vicky then ran off. Over at the Roadranger's base, the other Roadrangers showed Speedstar their damaged umbrella hats (Their helmets are off).

Kristy: Look what the monster has done, Speedstar!

Jack: He's put holes into our umbrella hats!

Benji: We were lucky that we didn't catch any colds.

Dale: But if Vicky doesn't come back soon, she might.

Speedstar: Sorry to say this guys, but it's too late for Vicky. She's already started getting a cold.

Kristy: Oh no!

Then, Vicky showed up, with her helmet off, and holding a handkerchief to her nose.

Vicky: Achoo! Hey guys.

Jack: Vicky, you don't look so good.

Benji: Do you understand now why it's important to use an umbrella in the rain?

Vicky: I suppose so. But all throughout my childhood, I've never caught colds out in the rain.

Speedstar: Maybe it's because you haven't been out in the rain for as long as you have during this fight, Vicky.

Dale: We were right to have gotten inside when we did. Otherwise, we would have gotten colds, too.

Vicky: I sneezed inside my helmet, and my visor became all blurred. So I had to take it off and wipe it off.

Others: Eww!

Vicky: Yeah. I know.

Vicky went over to a couch and laid down.

Vicky: I'm not feeling so well right now....Achoo!

Dale: Poor Vicky.

Benji: I bet she's learned her lesson now. Right?

Vicky: Absolutely! Achoo!

Kristy: But that monster is still out there. Speedstar, is there a chance you can make umbrellas that cannot be ripped through?

Speedstar: The only thing I can think of that cannot be ripped through is metal.

Benji: I'm willing to wear a metal umbrella.

Jack: I'm not too sure. They may be too heavy.

Speedstar: Well, let me see if I can try something.

Speedstar then made four metal umbrellas appear on the heads of Kristy and the boys. Once they were on, they each began to wobble.

Kristy: Whoa! Heavy!

Jack: I whoa-oh-oooooh! Told you so! AAAH! (Wobbles)

Dale: I don't think I can whoa! Take this e-e-e-e-either! (Wobbles)

Benji: Whoa! Maybe you guys are ri-i-iiiight! (Wobbles)

They took their metal umbrellas off and onto the table.

Speedstar: I guess metal is not the best thing to use to protect against the rain.

Dale: Maybe the best thing to do is wait for the rain to stop?

Jack: But by then, the monster may have the city destroyed.

Benji: Hold on guys, the rain has stopped now.

Kristy: Oh. That's lucky.

Jack: Now we can go defeat that monster without worrying about getting a cold like Vicky.

Vicky: Good luck, guys. Achoo!

Kristy: You rest, Vicky.

Vicky's suit and helmet disappeared, and she fell asleep. Speedstar put a blanket over her.

Speedstar: Go stop the monster. I'll take care of Vicky.

Kristy: Thank you, Speedstar. Let's go, guys!

They put their helmets on and they headed out. They got out back into the city where Grizzly Boxer was.

Grizzlyjab: Ah. I see that you're back! Wait, where's Road White?

Kristy: Sick in bed. Well, sick on the couch actually, but still sick.

Grizzlyjab: It's a shame this rain has stopped, it would be so nice to make you all sick in bed, or couch, or whatever! Time for more boxing! Motorjacks, rise!

An army of motorjacks then arrived in their vehicle from the sky and jumped out to face off against the Roadrangers.

Kristy: Let's go, guys.

They charged with their swords and fought against the motorjacks.

Jack: Vicky may not be here, but at least the four of us are still here.

Benji then head charged into some of the motorjacks.

Benji: Head charge! (Charges into them)

Motorjacks: AAAAH! (Gets thrown in the air)

Dale then flew towards the motorjacks from their air, knocking them over.

Dale: Motorjack tipping!

Motorjacks: AAAH! (Falls down to the ground)

Jack: We may be missing Vicky, but we're still as strong as ever! (Knocks more Motorjacks over)

Then Grizzlyjab charged for the Roadrangers with his clawed fists!

Grizzlyjab: Don't worry. This will hurt only....A lot! Hahahahaha!

Kristy: Not so fast! (Uses a hose to spray water in front of Grizzlyjab)

Grizzlyjab: Whoa! (Slips on the water and falls) Ow!

Dale: Guess water isn't the best thing then, is it?

Grizzlyjab: ERGH! You Roadrangers have outsmarted me! (Gets up) Time to give you all a mega punch! (Eats a Velocity Bar and grows to giant size) Now to punch you down to the ground! (Proceeds to punch the Roadrangers)

Kristy: Look out!

They got out of the way as Grizzlyjab punched the ground that they were at.

Kristy: We need to use Roadranger Robo.

Jack: But we can't form Roadranger Robo without Vicky.

Kristy: Maybe not all the way. We'll be missing an arm, yes. But at least we will still have one arm. Roadranger Vehicles!

Four of the Roadranger Vehicles arrived and they formed Roadranger Robo, minus the right arm.

Grizzly Boxer: How pathetic. Fighting me with a one-armed robot?

Kristy: It's a good thing you didn't get sick, Dale. Or we'd have no legs.

Benji: Hey, without me, we'd have no body.

Kristy: I think we'll have a chance if we have the Roadranger Sword.

Then, Roadranger Robo's sword appeared in it's left hand.

Grizzlyjab: Time to give this handicapped robot and big punch! (Charges his fist into Roadranger's Robo's arm)

Roadranger Robo: (Blocks off the attack, causing Grizzly Boxer's boxing glove to come apart)

Grizzlyjab: Oh no! My boxing glove! No matter. I still got another! (Charges his other fist into Roadranger Robo, but is blocked off by Roadranger Robo's sword, causing it to come apart, too) No. Now I have two bare hands. I don't think I can bear it! Now I can't use my sharp claws anymore.

Jack: You mean they were fake claws?

Grizzlyjab: They came with the gloves! I just have these little things! (Reveals tiny claws from his hands)

Benji: You had tiny claws? How pathetic!

Grizzlyjab: I know. Nobody was ever suppose to find out.

(Cuts to the Velocity Star Gang)

Eaglette & Tige: (Laughs)

Eaglette: How pathetic.

Tige: Poor old baby claw bear! Hahahahaha!

(Cuts back to the battle)

Kristy: Don't cry. You won't miss your sharp claws where you're going!

Roadranger Robo then zipped towards Grizzlyjab and struck at him.

Grizzlyjab: AAAH! I'm such a sore loser! (Falls down and explodes)

Kristy: We did it.

Jack: And thank goodness none of us got any colds like Vicky did.

Dale: Achoo! Uh, guys. I think I might have gotten a cold now.

Others: WHAT?

Benji: But it's not even raining!

Dale: HA! Got you! I'm not sick. I was just messing with you. Hahahaha!

The rest of the Roadrangers then laughed at Dale's act. Later at the base, the Roadrangers returned to see Vicky. (All have demorphed)

Kristy: We're back.

Jack: And we managed to destroy that monster.

Vicky: (Wakes up) Good for you, guys. (Coughs) So I take it that he didn't grow giant if you were able to....ACHOO! Beat him without forming Roadranger Robo.

Benji: Actually, he did grow giant. And we did use Roadranger Robo to defeat him.

Dale: We just didn't have two arms.

Vicky: So you fought the monster with just one arm?

Kristy: Yeah. We didn't have a choice.

Then, Speedstar came in with a bowl of soup.

Speedstar: Here you go, Vicky. Your bowl of soup.

Vicky: Ah, thanks, Speedstar. (Takes the bowl and spoon and takes a sip) Ah. Delicious.

Speedstar: You were very brave to be able to form Roadranger Robo without a right arm. I guess it was lucky that it was Vicky who got sick, and not Kristy, Benji, or Dale.

Jack: What about me?

Kristy: If you got sick, we'd be missing the left arm.

Speedstar: But if you and Vicky got sick, you'd have no arms.

Kristy: And we certainly wouldn't be able to defeat him with no arms at all. So at least we had one arm.

Benji: You should really get to your house and into your bed so you can rest, Vicky.

Vicky: Oh right. I've been resting here all day since I got that...ACHOO! Cold.

Kristy: Do you think you can making it there?

Vicky: I'm not....sure. (Tries to get up, but falls back onto the coach)

Speedstar: Vicky, you are welcome to stay here until you're better. I'll send a message to your parents to let them know you'll be resting here for a while.

Vicky: Thanks, Speedstar.

Jack: Just be sure to get plenty of rest, Vicky.

Vicky: Thanks, guys.

Hopefully, Vicky will get over her cold soon. It's good that she's learned to use an umbrella in the rain. It was mighty lucky that the rain stopped when it did. Otherwise, the Roadrangers may never have been able to beat Grizzlyjab.

To be continued....