The Crew's Rap Battles

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RapBattle1.PNG|Evanz's Rap
RapBattle2.PNG|Rage's Reply
RapBattle3.PNG|Evanz's Round 2
RapBattle4.PNG|Rage's Round 2
RapBattle5.PNG|Hollow's Rap
RapBattle6.PNG|Fluke's Rap
RapBattle7.PNG|Evanz's Round 3
RapBattle8.PNG|Rage's Round 3

RapBattle9.PNG|Curaxu's Rap
RapBattle10.PNG|Fluke's Round 3
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## **Round 1: Evanz's Challenge To Rage**

On April 11th 2013 **Evanz** posted a video titled 'RageGaming Rap Battle Challenge' on his channel of him performing a Rap he wrote as a diss to **Rage**. As he says in the description, He originally got the idea from when Rage previously said that he wanted to do a Rap battle with **Hollow** but it never happened and was gradually forgotten. Evanz's video was a simple blue background with the title written in red at the top of screen throughout and the words to his Rap appearing on screen in white text. The lyrics are as follows:

## **Round 1: Rage's Reply To Evanz**

The very next day on April 12th 2013, Rage uploaded his reply to Evanz in a video titled 'RageGaming Rap Battle Reply to Evanz!'. Rage's Video, much like Evanz's, was a simple background with the title written in red at the top and the words to his Rap appearing in white text, the main difference being that this time the background was red and that at one point he added an image of the subscriber count. The song was performed using the same beat, possibly to give the battle a uniform feeling. Also, like every one of Rage's videos, there was a massive intro and outro before the song started. The song ends with Rage calling out **Fluke** to join in the Rap Battles. Rage also asked the viewers to vote on whose Rap was best to which Evanz and many fans disagreed with. The lyrics to the rap are as follows:

###### "*Hello there Evanz. You want to battle? I did listen to all of your prattle. With my rhymes, your cage it will rattle. You're going to get slaughtered like cattle. Its laughable. You thought you could step to Rage. If I was in Naruto, well you know I'd be a Sage. Your views suck! You're getting verbally shook! Bout to murder your verses, so call in the hearses! You'd lecture me on English? Are you insane? You realize that you cant even Spell your own name! I'm unoriginal? You make Wins, Funnies and Fails. You're telling me that passes for entertainment in wales?! 150k in nothing? Are you even trying? Though the number would look blurry, through all of your crying!  Talking about my subs, saying "they don't mean shit to me", What would you know?  Bitch you're worse than **Timothy**! My Channel is thriving, Yours is a failure! One shout out from me, I'd be your savior! That's not going to happen, such a shame! But you should have thought of that before you challenged me to this rap game. Time to rap fast, but with some class, you sound like an ass, you thought I'd pass eh?, I aint coming last, my lyrics are vast, reaching critical mass, you should have asked, its been a blast, I'll leave you a aghast, Evanz! You're the past. Quick Build is bias? You fucking hypocrite! Vote god damn Evanz, I'm bloody sick of it! I cannot build? A foolish endevour. Are you forgetting who won **Battle Heaven Forever.** Bringing up friends? Well I see. When did you last record with anyone but me? I spent a video talking about MLP? That's, that's too far man. You Don't.. There are some things you don't joke about. Fuck the song that is.. that is.. No. I'm back! Did you miss your king? 'Cause this next thing really does my head in. You get top comments on my videos a lot. Are you that desperate for attention that you have a like bot? You know Evanz, your rap was weak. Save everyone time, bow down at my feet! You know how we used to play Dota but don't anymore? That's 'cause no one wants you to lower their score. Opinions are fun, but I like my fact too. So eat this one Evanz, I'm 20 times better than you. I'm done with one will so onto another! Fluke I'm calling you out, so run for cover!  You know Fluke is an apt name for your Youtube Career because without me you would have one, clear? How are you going to reply to this diss?  When my videos are the only reason yours even exist!? I could go on and on,  I even have a list but compared to me, your channel is a cyst. Alright, I'm done, This has been rather fun. So come on then Fluke, Bring it son*."

Time went on, Fluke did not reply to Rage's rap challenge and so ended round one of The Rap Battles. Rage won the vote but even he had to admit that he shouldn't have called for a vote on a rap battle and that it doesn't decide anything. It was only about a month and a half later that Evanz started Round two.

## **Round 2: Evanz Challenge To Rage**

On May 23rd 2013, Evanz decided to restart The Rap Battles by challenging Rage again with a video titled 'RageGaming Rap Battle Challenge (Round TWO!)' The background and text format was the same but the beat was new and there is the occasional image added on screen usually accompanying images from Dota. The Lyrics are as follows:

## **Round 2: Rage's Reply To Evanz**

Once again, on the very next day of May 24th 2013, Rage uploaded his reply in the video titled 'RageGaming Rap Battle Round 2! Reply to Evanz!'. The rap was performed using the new round two beat and like last time he used the red background with white text but now added images in reference to Dota like Evanz. Also, Rage's musical flow slightly improved since last time and at the end he called out Hollow to do a reply for The Rap Battle. The lyrics to Rage's Rap are as follows:

## **Round 2: Hollow's Reply To Rage**

On June 2nd 2013, Hollow uploaded the video 'RageGaming Rap Battle Round 2! Reply to Rage!'. He performed over the same beat used by the other in Round 2 but the music was quieter. The background was black with an sketched image of a dragon that had 'Generation Hollow Rap Battle' and 'Reply To Rage' placed on the top and bottom of the screen in bold lettering. The words to the song appeared in white text on the screen with no accompanying images. Hollow had never done anything like this before so his flow was kind of slow and often sounded as if he was talking instead of singing. Hollow did not call out any members of The Crew at the end. The lyrics to The Rap are as follows:

## **Round 2: Fluke's Reply To Rage**

Many months later, on October 16th 2013, Fluke released his a belated reply to Rage in a video titled 'HEY GUYS RAGE HERE!'. After being called out before in Round one, he was now entering Round two. He chose a completely different beat than any other video in the battles and used a simple black background with white text that changed with effects done on them throughout and many different images popping up with each word. As someone with musical experience, Fluke's flow and Rap skills seemed to surpass the rest of The Crew and his video was perhaps the most professionally done of the battles. The Lyrics are as follows:

###### *"Are you serious? You're Delirious. Hittin me with shit bars you think are hard like you're some kinda genuis? Shows inexperience. You make me furious. Infact, I'm about to **go hard** and fucking glorious. It's hilarious how you think you can step to me "HEEYY GUYS! RAGE HERE! FUCKING PLEASE LIKE ME!" or favourtie and subscribe whatever the song says to do, going around tellin people they should follow you? See, let me put this in a way you might understand, Dota 2 terms, You're Ogre Magi whilst I am Shadow Fiend played by Dendi. Run as fast as you can. As your stronghold is crumbling, your time has come old man. Portal 2, Who are you? The companion cube? Nah. See, even that mute has better lines than you. I'm Cave Johnson, my words are like lemon grenades cutting through the scientists that don't deserve names, you. \*Break\** Now what as it you said about me. I don't remember the specifics. I remember all of your lines, Rage, were about one thing about me, about the same thing about me. What was it you said? *\*Break ends\** *Oh yeah! I'm dead mother fucker well, I've rose from the grave. Today you made me come back just to explain your bars are shit! The jokes in it made me insane. I couldn't let you have the last word as you sit and masturbate your own ego. Let me go and tell you what's what. See I feel though you don't know your jokes are just not funny. Definitely punny, you dummy but it's the lowest form of wit. Normally sarcasm but you're too thick to understand that shit. Call up another favour from one of the crew. Look at you, beggin for help cos you know that it's true. Hell, ask any of them and they'll probably say it too. You want to respond to this but you don't know what to do because you can't work it out. It's just basic rhyme and I know you struggle with the basics almost all the time. Fuck, Your lizard has more understanding of rhythm and I slaughtered you today. If you're smart don't reply, bitch."*

After this, The Rap battles were assumed to be over. Fluke had not called out anyone other than Rage who didn't reply possibly because he had already done a Round 2 Rap. It wasn't until the next year the Evanz would start this all over again with A Round 3 Rap Challenge to Rage.

## **Round 3: Evanz's Challenge To Rage**

On February 2nd 2014, Evanz decided to poke the hornet's nest and start up the battles again with a new beat. He released his video titled 'RageGaming Rap Battle Challenge (Round THREE!)' The lyrics to the rap are as follows:

## **Round 3: Rage's Reply To Evanz**

Three days later on February 5th 2014, Rage replied with his video titled 'RageGaming Rap Battle Round 3! Reply to Evanz!'. He used the same round 3 beat and perfected his flow. The universally decided best part of the rap was when he got his little brother, **Mini Rage** to come in for a verse. At the end he did not challenge any other of The Crew members and unlike his other raps he didn't do a long intro and just got straight into rapping. The lyrics are as follows:

## **Round 3: Curaxu's Reply To Rage**

On February 6th 2014, **Curaxu** decided to join in on the rap battles with a video titled 'RageGaming Rap Battle Round 3: You face Curaxu!'. The rap was performed in an angry whisper because of other people being around him at the time of recording which made for a unique style of rap. The lyrics are as follows:

## **Round 3: Fluke's Reply To Rage and Evanz**

On February 7th 2014, Fluke uploaded his reply with the video 'Fluke's Raptribution'. Fluke's impressive musical talents once again shined through resulting in a rap an amazing flow and possibly the best lyrics of all the rounds. Using a different beat Fluke took Rage and Evanz to task. The video had an interesting and professional way of text appearing on screen with effects. The lyrics are as follows:

###### *"Hello everyone, my name's CaptainFluke. Already aware of that I bet but I figured I'd start with what you knew Because It's back again, Battle mark 3. There was a first just you two and only the second one for me. I thought I'd join in again but do this one on time. I'd find myself a smoother flow and tach you how to rhyme. This is a spilling of my soul about you all. It might get hard but maybe yet again I could hold back and use some softer bars. Maybe. Maybe not. My gun is loaded, pointed. I'be just gotta fire the shot. Pull the trigger again and again and fill you full of holes then you can fuck ech other all you like and I don't need to get invovled. Here I go. I'm gonna lay this to rest. Leave you depressed as you look at your raps and think 'what a fucking mess' because It's all it is, All you can ever achieve. Well fucking done you did a rhyme and you almost hit the beat but it's way more than that. It's time you learned that burns burn and you should be concerned. It's time you learned Its not about one liners with a little bit of edge instead I'm gonna hammer it into your head and make sure they're embedded with long strips of thread on it my lyrics are sprawled so they can always be read to remind you all. Little notes from me, see. Its' time I vented and leave no fucking doubt, A Flukeasaur has teeth and now they're coming out. Up first Rage, It has to be. Wipe that shit eating grin off his face and just show what he means to me. I can hear it now the irritating laugh piercing through my ears, Dogs and Cats are scattering, no one can be near but it's his whole tone of voice that makes me want to slit his throat. The way every little victory makes him spend an hour gloating, motorboating his own puns and jokes that make no fucking sense. I don't understand how someone so self assured can be dense but maybe I shouldn't. Maybe It's not for me instead of relying on shit memes. I can be better, stronger, harder, faster, leave him begging for master. 'Hollow help me please, I can't do anything. I try to rap, I try to sing but all I ever manage is being annoying'. Don't get me started on the other one, The welsh cunt who thinks 'Yeah I'm just super fun'. He managed to pry himself off of another fucking sheep instead of fucking it, he thought he'd come and try and fuck with me but here I go, knife to his throat, It's time to make him bleed and bleed with nothing more than lyrics whore, I'll teach you how to fucking sing. Upload the same content again as if they'll fucking notice. Quantity and quantity, It's time I got ferocious, See you're limited by skill and talent across video games. The most interesting thing you've ever done was be in my lets plays. Apart from that another video where you try to take the piss trol-ol-ol-in Minecraft but you're just like all those kids. You're immature. I'm sure you've realized your only watched show that's why you keep on fucking making it, you 5 cent common ho. Your attempts at humour similar to in vein as you try to play it off. You befriend the fans sext them to get your tint rocks off as we scoff, loudly cough to yet again cover the fact you've fucked off. Now I'm going back to talking about the pair of you obvious to us all, I'll lay it cold hard truth. You're shit and it has hit a switch that clicked and made me spit hot wit that's full of grit so you admit you fucks are stuck and fucked like headless chickens on the muck. I'll pluck your feathers leave you tethered by your necks as now I'm vexed I've come to wreck, perplex and disrespect. Begging but fuckers now you're strung to the back of my truck. I drive away. I think it's time I put it to rest, I'm pretty sure yet again I have proved that I'm the best. I've proved your self assurance verse each other has no real duress. I can humiliate you all and I'm the one who wore the dress."*

After Fluke's rap, Round 3 was officially over. Fluke had not challenged anyone else to Rap and no one felt the need to reply. The fans were polarized on whether Fluke or Mini Rage won. As on now there has not been a round 4 or even talk of another round by anyone other than the occasional fan in the comment sections suggesting it.