The Symmetry War/Session 4

"**Hey, God? Are You There? It's Me, Glib**" was the fourth episode of "The Symmetry War"; the session was conducted on Twitch on April 29th of 2022 and uploaded to YouTube on May xth. The preshow title for the episode was "Double Blind."

The episode was hosted by dungeon master @sir\_superhero, featuring @ThePandaRedd, @NikhilClayton, and @MomoIscariot.

Session 4 featured narrative elements meant to explain Canyon's absence in the main story due to the fact that Clayton would be absent from several subsequent sessions due to real-life obligations. Nikhil also promoted the Kickstarter for a prospective adaptation of his "Bumbling Immortal" TikTok series as a TV Pilot titled *Road to Eternity*.

## Dice rolls

1. Essgee rolled a 7 on a "Hotness check" on Reylias (0:20:13)
2. @sir\_superhero rolled a d6 to choose a Wild Magic Table (0:20:49)
3. @sir\_superhero rolled a percentile dice on a Wild Magic Table (0:20:54)
4. Canyon rolled a 13 (8+2+3) on a Deception check (0:34:42)
5. Glib rolled a 22 (16+4+2) on a Deception check (0:34:44)
6. Essgee rolled a 15 (9+4+2) on a Deception check (0:34:47)
7. Reylias rolled a 17 on an Insight saving throw (0:34:50)
8. Canyon rolled a 17 (8+6+3) on a Sleight-of-Hand check (0:42:09)
9. Club Patron rolled a 13 on a Perception Saving throw (0:42:14)
10. Canyon rolled a 19 (10+6+3) on a Sleight-of-Hand check (0:43:47) -- *no saving throw*
11. @sir\_superhero rolled 100 on a Tavern Drinks Table (0:48:17)
12. Canyon rolled an 18 on a History check (0:50:45)
13. Glib rolled a 12 on a Constitution check (1:02:06)
14. @sir\_superhero rolled a d8 on Glib's spell list (1:14:54)
15. @sir\_superhero rolled a d20 to determine Symmetris Agent's allegiance (1:16:08)
16. Canyon rolled a 22 on a Deception check (1:17:44)
17. Symmetris Agent rolled a 3 on an Insight check (1:17:46)
18. Glib rolled a 7 on an Insight check (1:20:37)
19. Essgee rolled a 15 on an Insight check (1:20:41)
20. @sir\_superhero rolled on a Random Encounter Chart (1:23:54)
21. @sir\_superhero rolled on a Random Encounter Chart (1:23:58)
22. @sir\_superhero rolled on a Random Encounter Chart (1:24:00)
23. @sir\_superhero rolled on a Random Encounter Chart (1:24:02)
24. @sir\_superhero rolled on a Random Encounter Chart (1:24:06)
25. @sir\_superhero rolled a d20 to determine Lizardfolk Agent's allegiance (1:24:39)
26. @sir\_superhero rolled percentile dice on a Random Encounter Table (1:25:32) -- *disregarded*
27. @sir\_superhero rolled percentile dice on a Random Encounter Table (1:25:55)
28. Canyon rolled an 11 (2+6+3) on a Deception check (1:27:10)
29. Essgee rolled a 17 (11+4+2) on a Deception check (1:27:14)
30. Essgee rolled an 11 on a Stealth check (1:29:50)
31. Lizardfolk Agent rolled a **1** on a Perception check (1:29:56)
32. Symmetris Agent rolled a 14 on an Insight Saving throw (1:47:12)
33. Essgee rolled a 25 (19+4+2) on a Deception check (1:47:13)
34. Essgee rolled a "dirty 20" (14+4+2) on a Deception check (1:49:37)
35. Symmetris Agent rolled an 18 on an Insight Saving throw (1:49:41)
36. Glib rolled an 11 on a Biting Attack (1:53:15)
37. Canyon rolled a **1** on a Dagger Attack (1:53:58)
38. Symmetry Recruit rolled a 12 on a Wisdom Saving throw (1:55:01)
39. Glib rolled a 15 on an Insight check (1:55:46)
40. Canyon rolled an 18 on an Insight check (1:55:48)
41. Essgee rolled a 17 on an Insight check (1:55:50)
42. @sir\_superhero rolled percentile dice on a Location Effect Table (2:01:25)
43. Essgee rolled a 19 on an Insight check (2:08:34)
44. @sir\_superhero rolled percentile dice on a Location Effect Table (2:10:37)
45. @sir-superhero rolled a d4 to determine which character was affected (2:10:51)
46. Reylias rolled a Saving throw (2:10:58)
47. Reylias rolled a Saving throw (2:11:00)
48. Essgee rolled an 18 on a Perception check (2:12:01)
49. Canyon rolled an 18 on a Perception check (2:12:13)
50. Canyon rolled a 6 on a Perception check (2:13:13)
51. Essgee rolled a 4 on a Perception check (2:13:14)
52. Glib rolled a 3 on a Perception check (2:13:21)
53. Reylias rolled a 3 on a Perception check (2:14:10)
54. Glib rolled a 21 (**20**+1) on a Perception check (2:15:54)
55. @sir\_superhero rolled percentile dice on a Wild Magic Table (2:28:07)
56. @sir\_superhero rolled (2:40:44)
57. Canyon rolled a 22 on a Dexterity Saving throw (3:08:00)
58. Glib rolled a 5 on a Dexterity Saving throw (3:08:03)
59. Essgee rolled a "dirty 20" on a Dexterity Saving throw (3:08:05)
60. Glib rolled a 10 on a Dexterity Saving throw (3:08:50)
61. Canyon rolled a 24 on a Dexterity Saving throw (3:10:32)
62. Glib rolled an 8 on a Dexterity Saving throw (3:10:33)
63. Essgee rolled an 11 on a Dexterity Saving throw (3:10:35)
64. Canyon rolled a 14 on a Dexterity Saving throw (3:11:00)
65. Canyon rolled an 11 on a Strength Saving throw (3:11:41) -- *disregarded due to advantage*
66. Canyon rolled a 12 on a Strength Saving throw (3:11:53)
67. Canyon rolled a 19 on a Dexterity Saving throw (3:12:47)
68. Essgee rolled a 4 on an Insight check (3:32:58)
69. Glib rolled a 23 (**20**+3) on an Insight check (3:32:58)
70. Polnaros rolled an 18 on a Charisma Saving throw (3:34:28)

## Player damage

* Canyon took 11 points of lightning damage from a Chaos energy fluctuation (2:03:16)
* Glib took 6 points of force damage from being thrown into a tree by Callisto (3:17:11)

## Deaths

* A Symmetris Recruit was bitten and drained of blood by Glib after initially dodging Glib's attack and avoiding Canyon's attempted sneak attack, but ultimately failing to escape Glib's Hold Person spell (1:57:00)

## Acquisitions

* A family portrait of Canyon, Essgee (in Tabaxi form), and Glib (as a swaddled baby)
* A solo portrait of Glib (as a swaddled baby)

### Items lost

* A page from Methuselah's book containing a drawing of a symbol (torn out by Essgee)
* Canyon and Reylias in the Chaos Realm (locked behind the portal by Polnaros)