The Alien Zoo Transcript

This is the fifteenth episode of the SpongeBob Spin Off Series "The Monsters".

## Script

(Eerie Theme Music)

(AAAHH!!!! Real Monsters Theme Music)

(THE MONSTERS ARE APPEARING EVERYWHERE IN BIKINI BOTTOM SCARING EVERYBODY EVEN A ROBOT NAMED QT-TT ALSO KNOWN AS "CUTIE PIE" THEY ROAR, THEY STOMP, THEY CHASE, THEY EAT, THEY EVEN HAVE BAD MANNERS LIKE; BURPING WITH THEIR MOUTHS AND FARTING OUT OF THEIR BUTTS. THEY EVEN SCARE AWAY THE PETS LIKE SNAILS, WORMS, SEAHORSES, CLAMS AND SEA BUNNIES)

Giant Anglerfish: We're the monsters! And this is our show now!

The Monsters: (ROARS OUT LOUD)

(THUNDER BOOMS, CLAPS AND FLASHES)

Title: "Nickelodeon's THE MONSTERS"

(We see and hear Gary and his the snail-friends screaming during the end of the theme music)

"Developed for Television by Stephen HillenBurg"

(We hear Giant Anglerfish Off-screen growling)

Episode Title: "The Alien Zoo"

French Narrator: Day Fifteen in the Tidal Zone.

[The episode begins at nighttime in Bikini Bottom and all the giant monsters are eating and enjoying the coco-patties now added to the menu.]

Giant Anglerfish: (screeches) Another successful evening serving our new monster friends Coco-Patties.

Puffball: Glug glug glug glug.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT.

Rock snail: Meow.

Giant Anglerfish: Yup. We maybe too big. And we maybe too scary. But we all have each other as friends and acquaintances.

Sea creature: (Roars and eats the Coco-Patty and swallows it)

Elephant Fish: (Blows his trumpet)

Alaskan Bull Worm: Hey guys. Enigma Shapeshifter is heading this way. He says he inviting all of us monsters to visit him at the alien zoo.

Sewer Snake: Alien zoo? Where is that?

Giant Golden Eel: (Mumbles) Huh?

Snake Monster: An Alien Zoo is a place where every monster gets to see the fantastic alien creatures that come from cages.

Rrarrg: RRRRRRRRARRRG.

Mildred: We always wanted to go there. Ain't that right, Shelled spider-like creature?

Shelled spider-like creature: (Blinks 6 eyes)

Sea Monster: He gets it.

Baby Kraken: When do we get going to the Alien Zoo, Mom? When?

Kraken Mother: Just as everyone is done eating coco-patties, Baby.

Puffy Fluffy Monster: RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAR!!!

Appetizer: Blarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!

Jellien Leader: (Laughs evilly)

Pacifier Monster: I'm done. (Puts the coco-patty down)

Cave Dweller (orange): (Screams)

Giant Anglerfish: My monster friends, put down your coco-patties. We're going to the Alien Zoo to see some alien creatures in space.

Purple Sea Monster: (Roars Loudly)

Male Fangtooth Fish: Uh no offense, Giant Anglerfish. Some of us monsters have to stay down here and serve Coco-Patties to the customers.

Female Fangtooth Fish: I'm sure the Giant Sea Turtle won't mind.

Giant Sea Turtle: Do I? Of I do mind. I'm large and in charge.

Monster: (ROARS LOUDLY)

Yeti Krab: Well then. Let us proceed leaving the monsters from the island behind enjoying their coco-patties shall we?

[And so Giant Anglerfish, Feeler Fish, Puffball, Sea creature, Elephant fish, Alaskan Bull Worm, Appetizer, Sea Monster, Sewer Monster, Puffy Fluffy Monster, Rrarrg, Giant Golden Eel, Giant Fruit Fly, Sewer Snake, Loch Ness Monster, Baby Kraken, Kraken Mother, Two Fangtooth Fish, Cave Dweller (Orange), Purple Sea Monster, Mommy Pterodactyl, Baby Pterodactyl, Junkyard Worm, Shelled spider-like creature, Snail Monster, Pacifier monster, Money Dragon, Mildred, Sea Whelks, Mother Sea Whelk, Jellien Leader, Jelliens, Rock snail and Q.T.-π went all the way toward the rocket ship right next to Sandy's treedome.]

Mommy Pterodactyl: We can use the rocket ship made by some land squirrel with a diving suit and air helmet to launch all the way up there to outer space.

Baby Pterodactyl: Rocket ship! Rocket ship! Rocket ship! (Squawks)

Giant Anglerfish: Shall we go in, monster friends?

[Giant Anglerfish, Feeler Fish, Puffball, Sea creature, Elephant fish, Alaskan Bull Worm, Appetizer, Sea Monster, Sewer Monster, Puffy Fluffy Monster, Rrarrg, Giant Golden Eel, Giant Fruit Fly, Sewer Snake, Loch Ness Monster, Baby Kraken, Kraken Mother, Two Fangtooth Fish, Cave Dweller (Orange), Purple Sea Monster, Mommy Pterodactyl, Baby Pterodactyl, Junkyard Worm, Shelled spider-like creature, Snail Monster, Pacifier monster, Money Dragon, Mildred, Sea Whelks, Mother Sea Whelk, Jellien Leader, Jelliens, Rock snail and Q.T.-π went inside the rocket ship as they take their own seat to sit on as the hatch door closes on them.]

Puffy Fluffy Monster: RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAR!!!!!

Shelled spider-like creature: (Pressing buttons in every control of the rocket)

Appetizer: (Stock roaring)

Sewer Monster: Blarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!

Giant Anglerfish: All systems go. Monster friends, prepare for countdown. Ten, Nine...

Alaskan Bull Worm: Eight, Seven...

Baby Kraken: Six, Five...

Mother Kraken: Four, three...

Male Fangtooth Fish: Two...

Female Fangtooth Fish: One...

Giant Anglerfish, Feeler Fish, Puffball, Sea creature, Elephant fish, Alaskan Bull Worm, Appetizer, Sea Monster, Sewer Monster, Puffy Fluffy Monster, Rrarrg, Giant Golden Eel, Giant Fruit Fly, Sewer Snake, Loch Ness Monster, Baby Kraken, Kraken Mother, Two Fangtooth Fish, Cave Dweller (Orange), Purple Sea Monster, Mommy Pterodactyl, Baby Pterodactyl, Junkyard Worm, Shelled spider-like creature, Snail Monster, Pacifier monster, Money Dragon, Mildred, Sea Whelks, Mother Sea Whelk, Jellien Leader, Jelliens, Rock snail and Q.T.-π: (Roars loudly as they all hit the launch button as the rocket launches into outer space)

Sewer Snake: We're going into outer space.

Mildred: This is what I call... Monsters in space!

Mother Sea Whelk: GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWAR!!!

Jellien Leader: GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!

Money Dragon: GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!

Loch Ness Monster: GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAR!!!

Cave Dweller (orange): (Screams)

Sea Monster: All systems check. Checking every planet for Alien Zoo.

Alaskan Bull Worm: According to this..., Alien Zoo has been located in the planet called Mars.

Giant Golden Eel: (Mumbles)

Rrarrg: RRRRRRARRRRRRG.

Pacifier Monster: Mars? The red planet filled with little alien creatures with one eye.?

Giant Anglerfish: That's the planet. Landing the place with this ship on our command.

[The rocket ship land on the planet called mars. As every monster got out of their rocket ship. Q.T.-π then transformed itself into a dinosaur like creature by landing on it's feet.]

Q.T.-π: (Roars loudly)

[We see all the monsters are in their space suits filled with water helmets.]

Rock snail: Meow.

Giant Anglerfish: That's right, Monster friends. We're in Mars. Now where is the Alien Zoo?

Baby Kraken: And where is this Enigma Shapeshifter character anyway?

Enigma Shapeshifter: (Crawls all the way toward the monsters) I'm right here, Monster tourists.

Giant Anglerfish: Uhh... please to meet ya.

Sea Monster: So... Where are all the zoo alien friends of yours?

Enigma Shapeshifter: Come... I would like to introduce you to the zoo alien friends of mine.

[So the Enigma Shapeshifter leads all the monsters all the way to the Alien Zoo where every zoo alien is in a cage. There was lunch alien, Fluff, Boggy Ecto and some aliens who are inside the cage.]

Enigma Shapeshifter: This is Lunch Alien. You can tell he is very hungry for food for when he thinks about is lunch. Or he is lunch and food itself.

Lunch Alien: (Bites the kibble and gulps em into it's body)

Enigma Shapeshifter: That's Fluff. The puffiest alien in all of space.

Fluff: (Puffs up)

Enigma Shapeshifter: And this is Boggy Ecto. He eats Fluff sometimes and gulps em into his belly.

Boggy Ecto: Ahhhh... (Chomps and gulps Fluff into his belly and he gets fat)

Male Fangtooth Fish: But what about the aliens from the cage?

Enigma Shapeshifter: Ohhh... don't worry about them. I'm not going to let them out... yet. Space Rube says to take good care of them and feed them lots of their favorite foods.

Giant Anglerfish: Favorite foods...? (Thinks about it) Hey! That's gives us monsters an idea. How would you aliens like to join the town we call Bikini Bottom which we monsters are now taken over.

Male Alien: Could we...? The Female Alien and I would like to join the town we call Bikini Bottom. But I have to make it up to her falling in love with another alien I met.

Female Alien: (Babbling)

Three Martians: (Babbling Gibberish)

Norblock Five: We would love too.

Giant Anglerfish: That's perfect. You will serve to our leader Monster. And all the monsters from Monster Island are all waiting to meet you.

Monster: (ROARS LOUDLY)

All Aliens: Deal!

[The Monster and Enigma Shapeshifter shook hands as all the monsters and aliens make peace to take over Bikini Bottom in town as they return to that place inside the rocket ship.]

French Narrator: Meanwhile... at the Krusty Monster.

[The Deadly Monsters from Monster Island are waiting in line for their coco patties in the ordering boat from the Giant Squid Monster as the rocket lands and opens the hatch letting all the aliens out even all the monsters.]

Puffball: Glug glug glug glug. Ribbit.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT.

Giant Anglerfish: You're right, boys. We are back in Bikini Bottom to take over all of our places along with the monsters from monster island. And now let us all feast on the coco patties.

[And Giant Anglerfish, Feeler Fish, Puffball, Sea creature, Elephant fish, Alaskan Bull Worm, Appetizer, Sea Monster, Sewer Monster, Puffy Fluffy Monster, Rrarrg, Giant Golden Eel, Giant Fruit Fly, Sewer Snake, Loch Ness Monster, Baby Kraken, Kraken Mother, Two Fangtooth Fish, Cave Dweller (Orange), Purple Sea Monster, Mommy Pterodactyl, Baby Pterodactyl, Junkyard Worm, Shelled spider-like creature, Snail Monster, Pacifier monster, Money Dragon, Mildred, Sea Whelks, Mother Sea Whelk, Jellien Leader, Jelliens, Rock snail and Q.T.-π went back inside the Krusty Monster to enjoy the coco patties along with their new alien friends; Male Alien, Female Alien, Norblock Five, Lunch Alien, Fluff, Boggy Ecto, Three Martians and Enigma Shapeshifter as the episode ends by fading to black.]

THE END

(End credits)

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