Burger King

> *Some of the information in this article is not 100% confirmed by seabones. In fact, most of it is really just a creative writing exercise.*
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**Burger King** is a Burger fast food restaurants. Started in Gatorland, the company launched in 1953 as **Gator-Burger.** After **Gator-Burger** ran into financial issues, due to Snowbirds having issues with **Gator Meat**, David Eggman (Dead) and James McClain (Dead?) purchased the company in 1959 and renamed it "Burger King". Over the next half-century, the company changed meat products four times, They started with **Gator Meat**, Moved onto **Horse Meat,** Attempted **Cow Meat,** before finally settling on **Mystery Meat™** in 2002.

**Burger King**'s menu has expanded to an offering of Burgers, Freesh fries, Soda, and Shaken Milks. In 1957, the "Whopper" became the first addition to the menu, and though the **Meat Product** has changed, it has remained as **Burger King**'s product since. From 2002 to 2010, Burger King aggressively targeted the 18–34 male demographic with larger products that often carried sexual undertones baked into the **Meat™**. They don't call it **Meat™** for nothing ;)

As of December 31, 2018, **Burger King** reported that it had *7* outlets in *100* counties. Of these, nearly half are located in **Alabama**, and 99.7% are privately owned and operated. **Burger King** has historically used several variations of **FrenchFrising** to expand its operations. **Burger King**'s business ventures in **Missouri** were quickly halted when the state was wiped from both the map and history.

## *United States of Amerigo v. Burger King*

***United States of Amerigo v. Burger King*** is a 2004 United States District Court for the Eastern District of **New Virginia** decision regarding a requested order from the **United States Government** to seize and destroy the **Submissive Chicken** of the **Submissive Chicken Advertisement Campaign** after the **Chicken** committed several **Human Rights Violations** as a result of its **Submissiveness**. Such an orderable being could not be allowed to exist.

The counsel of the **United States of Amerigo** claimed that **His** actions were within the standards to apply for Capital Punishment. That **His** actions, in fact, far surpassed the requirements and had managed to break the **Geneva Conventions.** Their counsel then produced a document that shows, yes indeed, His actions had broken **Convention IV,** which regards the immoral actions of assaulting civilians during war time. The **US Government** specifically labeled the **Submissive Chicken Advertisement Campaign** a declaration of War from **Gatorland** due to it's dire actions of the population of **Amerigo.**

Burger King agreed to halt the **Advertisement Campaign** but refused to surrender the **Submissive Chicken** to the **US Government.**

The **Government** took what they could get.

*the chicken escaped*

## Products

* Whopper
* Texas Double Whopper
* **Meat™**loaf Sandwich
* Small French Fries
* Whopper Jr
* Heinz Ketchup
* Five-Piece **Chicken** Tenders
* Bacon Cheeseburger
* Medium French Fries
* Medium Onion Rings
* Small Hand Shake
* Chili
* Rodeo Burger
* Enormous Omelet Sandwich
* Cheddared and Peppered Jack
* Antibiotic Laced **Chicken**
* Impossible Whopper
* Beyond Comprehension Whopper
* The Vegetarian Butcher