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Caesar station

**Caesar station** is a space station located in the Canol system.

## History

It was once the location of a hostage crisis, in which an emissary of Libera, Samantha Orman, was kidnapped by Penumbra bounty hunters. Captain Syd Lawrence of the E'blanche Military Force was able to successfully bypass their blockade and rescue the dignitary.

## References

1. ↑ *Calan Volume I: Visitors of the Incubus*
Llyfrgell Wiki

**Welcome to the Llyfrgell Wiki! - Read THE IMMORTALITY PARADOX here:**

A database of the Calan Universe as depicted in the Calan novel series.

> The immortality paradox is the harmony of blessing and curse. We are blessed to experience the relative passing of time forever, yet memories are ephemeral. Elusive enough to drift away...
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> Gobeithiol Ysbryd, Chapter Seven, Curse of the Calan - *Calan: The Immortality Paradox*

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El Hoyo

**El Hoyo** is an auditorial room used by the Parliament of Arena.

## History

In OA19,654, it was used by new Prime Minister Emilion Serrano to address parliament on his and his government's future plans to return the Aquarius Chapter to former glory. The conference was majority-attended by Patriot Party members after the fall of the Greenpalm Union.

## References

1. ↑ *Calan Volume I: Ashes of the Greenpalm Union*
Gobeithiol Ysbryd

**Gobeithiol Ysbryd** is a Calan. They were formerly responsible for intermediary Calan-Human relations before the Calan Recall Act.

## History

Around the 194th century, Ysbryd discovered a notable increase in discrimination against the Calan across Human civilisations. This was a contributing factor in Llywydd Cyson Tywysydd's decision to enforce the Calan Recall Act.

In OA19,370, they composed a tudalen of Llyfrgell, outlining the creation of Undergrowth as an alternative to Calan occupation.

## References

1. ↑ *Deddf Adalwad Calan (Tudalen)*
2. ↑ *Isdyfiant (Tudalen)*
Lolcat

Not to be confused with Lolcow.

A lolcat is an image macro of a cat in a humorous situation with a related caption to enhance the hilarity. This caption is usually written in Lolspeak (sometimes Leetspeak), a combination of Engrish and Nekoese.

Lolcat is a compound word of the acronym LOL (laugh out loud) and the word cat.

## History

Let's start with the Brighton cats.

British portrait photographer Harry Pointer created a carte de visite series featuring cats posed in various situations in the late 17th century. To these they usually added funny text intended to further enhance their appeal. These souvenir cards were known as Brighton Cats.

Lolcat's popularity as a format is somewhat thanks to icanhascheezburger.com.

## Format

Lolcats take the form of image macros involving cats.

A common template is "I'm in your X, Ying your Z", originating from online strategy games.

## Recurring Characters

### Ceiling Cat

Ceiling Cat is a godly cat with the main purpose of judgement.

The Ceiling Cat originated from a meme stating that "Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate".

This also spawned a mini-format with memes stating "Ceiling Cat is watching you [verb ending in / rhyming with -ate] with Ceiling Cat superimposed into the upper left corner of an image macro depicting the action.

### Basement Cat

Basement Cat is the antagonist to Ceiling Cat, with Basement Cat often being depicted as demonic or just generally evil.

## Meme Relatives

Parents: Catmeme, Image Macro, Leetspeak, Engrish, Nekoese

Children: I Can Haz Chezburger, Meowtional Socialism, Snootese, Doge, Grumpy Cat, O RLY?

## Examples

### Literature

* I Can Has Cheezburger?: A LOLcat Colleckshun is as the title says, a collection of Lolcats. Same thing for it's sequels How To Take Over Teh World and How 2 Be Awsum.

### Memes

* I can haz chezburger is a famous example of this meme.

### Musical

* The aptly named "LOLCATS THE MUSICAL" is all about this meme.

### Website

* https://icanhascheezburger.com/ is dedicated to collecting Lolcats.
* On YouTube, the YouTuber Polygon Donut created a video on whether or not Lolcat memes were still funny in the year of 2021.

1. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20071224021046/http://www.latimes.com/technology/la-ca-lolcat16dec16%2C1%2C6069575.story?ctrack=1&cset=true
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 https://www.chron.com/business/silverman/article/Web-photo-phenomenon-centers-on-felines-poor-1809345.php
3. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20070204143319/http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/24/ceiling-cat-is-watching-you-masturbate/
Saeru

**Saeru** are Calan architects who are located in Tanefail on Sylfaenydd.

## History

In OA19,654, the Saeru provided the Ystyrtwr with a llong to transport Doethuriaid to the Alpha system to aid the Virgo Chapter with a Kumakain ng Laman outbreak.

## List of Technologies

* Hingwial
* Llong
* Llusernau
* Serengeidwad

## References

1. ↑ *Calan Volume I: The Immortal Gardeners*
Cysgod Tywysydd

**Cysgod Tywysydd** is a Calan. They are the leader of Sylfaenydd's second city, Penbryn. In addition, they hold a position on the Ystyrtwr.

## Biography

### Oes Ailenedigaeth

In OA19,654, following a message sent by a Virgoan politician, Cysgod attended a conference of the Ystyrtwr organised by Llywydd Cyson Tywysydd. The message was a request from second minister of Axum Casub, Bongani Mensah, for emergency aid to combat an outbreak of Kumakain ng Laman that was rapidly spreading through the Alpha system. Weary of going against the Calan Recall Act, Cysgod insisted that they do not interfere in the epidemic for fear of Human retribution. The Llywydd, an their compatriots, disagreed and believed that the Calan should resort to their original responsibility to protect the Universe. Although eventually relenting, Cysgod warned that Human civilisations may retaliate in the near future.

## References

1. ↑ *Calan Volume I: The Immortal Gardeners*
Anianwyr

**Anianwyr** are a scientific group of Calan situated in Pedairastud.

## History

At an unknown time, Anianwyr discovered a particle referred to as Arall, which was theoretically antithetical matter. Their discovery was referred to in the tudalen composed by Manwl Damcan.

In OA19,654, the department voluntarily investigated the suspicious destabilisation of the U2-Fly satellite in orbit around E'blanche, discovering the origin of interference as Kingdom. They passed on their findings to Llywydd Cyson Tywysydd.

## References

1. ↑ *Calan Volume I: The Immortal Gardeners*
2. ↑ *Calan Volume I: The Leonian Calanite*
Shabani Jumanne

**Shabani Jumanne** is General Secretary of the United Systems Senate. He authorised the unanimous investigation into the Incubus.

## History

Sometime after the Disappearing in OA19,648, General Secretary Juamanne announced a collective investigation through the Statute of Universal Adversary whereby all Chapters of Humanity worked together to bring the Incubus and any possible perpetrators to justice. This announcement was made by the United Systems Senate in accordance with the Universal Law of Confederation.

## References

1. ↑ *Calan Volume I: Visitors of the Incubus*
Gwreiddyn

**Gwreiddyn** also known by **Root** was a Human agent of Undergrowth who was stationed on the Cunniculum Asteroid.

## Biography

In OA19,654, following correspondance with Tahira Ayad about her father's illicit activities, Gwreiddyn invited them to the Cunniculum Asteroid to transfer the information. He greeted her and her little brother in a hideout between the *Night of Your Life* nightclub and the Skyshield Stadium. Accepting the information, he downloaded it onto a terra-battery while explaining plans for the Ayad children to find refuge on Sylfaenydd at the request of Llywydd Cyson Tywysydd. As Tahira insisted that she could not travel to the Calan world, her brother pointed out a strange object on her person, which Gwreiddyn identified as a Caesium bomb. All three were killed in the explosion.

## References

1. ↑ *Calan Volume I: The Hollow Asteroid*
Canol system

**The Canol System** is a planetary system in the Milky-Way Galaxy. Its central star is Tanwen.

## History

During the early part of the 197th century of Oes Ailenedigaeth, the system was the primary location of the Third Mining War between the Leonis Chapter and the Flametraders Syndicate.

Following the completion of the space station, Castell, Llywydd Cyson Tywysydd designated it as the location of a Calan-Human summit known as the Gathering, where the United Systems Senate agreed to hold a debate on rescinding the Calan Recall Act in favour of the species help with investigating the Incubus.

## List of Planets

* Arena
* E'blanche
* Fyr
* Hannerbell
* Sylfaenydd

## List of Objects

* Castell
* Cunniculum Asteroid

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 *Calan: The Immortality Paradox*
2. ↑ *Calan Volume I: The Immortal Gardeners*
Aquarius Chapter

**The Aquarius Chapter** is a chapter of Humanity. They are native to the planet of Arena.

## History

### Fall of the Greenpalm Union

The Chapter suffered an economic crisis following the bankurptcy of the Greenpalm Union. By OA19,654, approximately three-quarters of the Chapter's population had evacuated Arena. Members of the PIC party also abandoned the government and was replaced by a proxy government, including new Prime Minister Emilion Serrano, who claimed he and the Patriot Party would restore normality.

At the Whitewall Penal Institution, prisoner Matteo Gimenez was interrogated by foreign minister Carlos di Gunga on his employment with Pankosmios and his murder of President Naoki Goya of the Greenpalm Union. During the interrogation, the prisoner somehow escaped his titanium cage and killed prison governor, Aitana Florez.

Representatives of the Chapter were invited by the Calan to join the Gathering at Castell.

## Governance

The Chapter itself is served by a democratic parliament with a prime minister as its head of government.

Crime and punishment is regulated by the government and rulebreakers are imprisoned at the Whitewall Penal Institution.

## Economy

The majority of the Aquarians' economy is based on tourism, leisure and entertainment venues, such as the Aquatic Paradise section fo the capitol city of Lleno de Vida.

## Known Members

* Matteo Gimenez
* Carlos di Gunga
* Emilion Serrano

## References

1. ↑ *Calan Volume I: The Aquarian Fugitive*
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 *Downfall of the Greenpalm Union (Metaspiel)*
3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 3.2 3.3 *Calan Volume I: Ashes of the Greenpalm Union*
Cunniculum Asteroid

The **Cunniculum Asteroid** is a relatively small celestial body at the border of Hanner Cylch, Canol system and Kingdom. It is a popular location for covert organisations and hedonistic revellers.

## History

In OA19,654, an explosion in the proximity of *Night of Your Life* killed many people, including the children of Chancellor Rajab Ayad. A Penumbra assassin, Harpain Sheldrick, was spotted in the vicinity at the time of the tragedy.

## Notable Features

### Nighclubs

The asteroid is notable for its numerous hostelries and nightclubs. These include much-frequented places such as *Night of Your Life* and *Rebatiña*. Visitors enjoy the nightclub life as a means of escape and recreation and its also a breeding ground for narcotic use.

### Shadow Employers

Employers of assassins - namely Penumbra - the Shadow Employers have an establishment located deep into the asteroid. It is guarded by an army of robots.

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 *Calan Volume I: The Hollow Asteroid*
Gregon Bowers

**Gregon Bowers** is a Leonian engineer. He currently works at the Crin Astronomy Base as a communications director.

## Biography

### Early Life

At some point, Gregon was employed at the Crin Astronomy Base by Professor Kalet Steale.

### The Disappearing

In OA19,654, the new Administrator of E'blanche, Dominic Drindlock, made an impromptu visit to the base for an inspection. As the Professor was recalled to Crin Peak, Bowers informed the Professor of a communication received by Llywydd Cyson Tywysydd. Due to his slight proficiency in Calonlais, he was able to ascertain that the message was important.

## References

1. ↑ *Calan: The Immortality Paradox - Appendix*
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 *Calan Volume I: The Leonian Calanite*
DeMoivre (USS paratrooper)

**DeMoivre** is a paratrooper in the United Systems Security. He was part of a team that infiltrated the Shizukana Nakama facility to arrest Matteo Gimenez.

## Biography

In OA19,653, DeMoivre was part of a United Systems Security detail commanded by Miriam Randazzo, which was charged with apprehending wanted fugitive Matteo Gimenez for the murder of President Naoki Goya. Led by Sargeant Becker, he discovered a strange chamber and a hidden passageway on the sixth tier, where they found the target. Together with Laghari and Semjenova, DeMoivre apprehended the suspect and escorted him out of the facility.

## References

1. ↑ *Calan Volume I: The Aquarian Fugitive*
Arall

**Arall** is a theoretical particle described by the Anianwyr in Pedairastud as antimatter. Its research was documented in a tudalen composed by Manwl Damcan.

## History

The particle had a possible connection to the materialisation of the Incubus and was included in research conducted by Cangen Seryddiaeth and supervised by Amynedd Gwyliwr. However, its participation was disregarded due to the lack of normal matter creation that would have to exist in order to allow an imbalance in energy.

## References

1. ↑ *Calan Volume I: The Immortal Gardeners*
Viv

**Viv** is an Aquarian politician. She is part of the Patriot Party government under the leadership of Prime Minister Emilion Serrano.

## Biography

In OA19,654 Viv attended a convening of government led by Emilion Serrano in which new plans were set out to build Paraíso, a modernised leisure and tourist attraction to rejuvenate the Aquarius Chapter economy.

## References

1. ↑ *Calan Volume I: Ashes of the Greenpalm Union*
Amy & the Dreamtopia (Specials)

## Specials

* New Year's Eve Countdown - January 2, 2021
* Happy Valentines Day - February 8, 2021
* Easter Egg Day - April 16, 2021
* Happy Halloween Day - October 22, 2021
* Amy and the Dreamtopia x Angry Birds Dream Blast - August 19. 2021
* Thanksgiving Special - November 28, 2021
* Christmas Day - December 14, 2021
* Friendship Day - June 22, 2022
* Rainbow Run! - August 17, 2022

## Characters

### Anthropomorphic

* Red
* Chuck
* Bomb
* Matilda
* Silver
* Stella
* The Blues
* Terence

### Dreamtopia Citizens

* Ice Queen
* Icy
U2-Alpha

**U2-Alpha** was a satellite in orbit around E'blanche. It was the first of its kind devised by Professor Kalet Steale at the Crin Astronomy Base.

## History

In OA19,654, soon after U2-Fly's malfunction, U2-Alpha was destabilised out of orbi by an unknown interference and crash-landed on the planet. Professor Kalet Steale demanded an investigation.

## References

1. ↑ *Calan Volume I: The Leonian Calanite*
Earth

**Earth** was the original homeworld of the Human race. After the Great Human Migration, the Chapters of Humanity dispersed across the Milky-Way Galaxy.

## History

### Oes Ailenedigaeth

In OA0, the Calan and Human race meet on Earth for the first time, which led to the inception of Oes Ailenedigaeth - the Rebirth Age.

The Resolution of the Chapters was held on Earth in OA274, a ceremony which separated the Chapters of Humanity into twenty-four distinct cultures.

By OA289, the Humans had begun the Great Human Migration across the Milky-Way Galaxy.

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 *Calan: The Immortality Paradox*
Cloudcutter Drizzle - The Lion's Teeth

**The Lion's Teeth** is a report published in the Drizzle section of the Cloudcutter Magazine. It was published on the date 165, OA19,654 and written by political editor, Lydia Moordale.

## Transcript

*Under hostile political conditions, the Drizzle can finally confirm the appointment of Dominic Drindlock as the new Administrator of E'blanche. A self-confessed "anti-calanite", the Leonian - who hails from the proud valley of Épaule Tordue - has suffered greatly on the road to the top of the E'blanche government.*

*As opponents maintain that his nomination has been "poisoned by corruption", supporters are out in force in Bouchard square, outside the Centre du Peuple, to welcome their esteemed new leader. Despite polarising opinions, experts unanimously agree that Drindlock's appointment will spark radical change on the Leonian political front.*

*During his campaign, the new Administrator has been outspoken on numerous policies; namely the reliance of the Chapter on domestic economy; the unaffordability of the Post-Disappearing Care Programme; and most prominently his aversion to the Leonian-Calan relationship. Calanites are being forewarned that their associations should cease before any government intervention.*

*Dorian Ollivon, assistant to former Administrator, Xavier Bernard, spoke of division within the Cercle: '...Drindlock's appointment is controversial due to many factors. But the most egregious is his unwillingness to disassociate himself from the Flametraders Syndicate, a terrorist group who were wholly responsible for the Third Mining War. The Leonian people deserve a leader who does not adhere to extremist ideals...'*

*Fierce compatriot, Baron Pierre D'Arcy, who currently resides on the Cercle as Transport Minister, claimed it was a victory for true Leonian values. '...It has often been said that our governement represents the jaws of the lion. Now those jaws have teeth!"*
Avani Evans

**Avani Evans** is an Aquarian soldier.

### Interrogation of Pankosmios employee

In OA19,654, following the downfall of the Greenpalm Union, Sergeant Evans was entrusted with guarding foreign minister, Carlos di Gunga, during his interrogation of prisoner, Matteo Gimenez, at the Whitewall Penal Institution. She introduced the nervous minister to Governor Aitana Florez before the prisoner was brought into the interrogation chamber. As the questioning became heated, Gimenez was somehow able to escape and a disembodied voice warned the Sergeant that she would be "crying over her comrades" because her plan was her fault.

## References

1. ↑ *Calan: The Immortality Paradox*
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 *Calan Volume I: Ashes of the Greenpalm Union*
Wira Hidalgo

**Wira Hidalgo** is a Draconian law enforcer. He is currently the Commissioner of the Sunda Metropolitan Police.

## History

In OA19,654, in the time following the death of Prince Everett Mentari, Hidalgo led the investigation into the failings of the Police and the events of the Prince's murder. At least a month into the investigation, the Commissioner maintained that law enforcement were working hard to understand the details of the murder and to locate a suspect.
Y Porth

**Y Porth** is a transport hub situated at the edge of Prifddinas. All incoming and outgoing spacecraft pass through the facility. It's moderated by Awyr Ceidwad.

## Location

Situated at the edge of the capital of Sylfaenydd, Prifddinas, it has an overpass connecting the facility to Hafan.

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 *Calan Volume I: The Immortal Gardeners*
Hsieh (USS paratrooper)

**Private Hsieh** is a paratrooper in the United Systems Security. He was part of the infiltration squad that captured Matteo Gimenez at the Shizukana Nakama facility.

## Biography

In OA19,653, Hsieh joined a squad led by Commander Miriam Randazzo to the Shizukana Nakama facility to apprehend wanted fugitive, Matteo Gimenez. He was part of the second team led by Sargeant Becker who entered the facility on the sixth tier. During their infiltration they found a chamber containing strange carvings on the outer walls. Ultimately, his team was able to capture and arrest the fugitive.

## References

1. ↑ *Calan Volume I: The Aquarian Fugitive*
Transparent bubble

A **transparent bubble** is a noise-cancelling booth for noisy environments.

## Description

The chamber has a spherical shape with high refractive index surrounds so that people inside can see outside. It is equipped with noise-cancelling facilities for complete privacy. The bubble is also fitted with microfibre loungers for relaxation.

## References

1. ↑ *Calan Volume I: The Hollow Asteroid*
Sevcon

**Sevcon** is one of the four Caretakers, as well as a Level. They were in charge of raising Citrus, and are the grandchild of The Art of War.

## Personality

Sevcon is a gentle Shape, even with her energy matching Citrus. They're one of the kinder caretakers, and they are incredibly understanding. They have taken Goldenrod under their nonexistent wing ever since meeting her, pitying her and her brother's situation, welcoming them both into their home. Despite being one of the better caretakers, they largely avoided discussion of the Prophecy and the Heroes' inevitable fate, choosing to raise Citrus away from Paradise. Of course, this didn't stop her from finding out anyway.
U2-Fly

**U2-Fly** is an E'blanche satellite constructed by Professor Kalet Steale in the Crin Astronomy Base.

## History

The satellite was designed and built by Professor Kalet Steale in the Crin Astronomy Base for public use as a communication conduit.

In OA19,654, the satellite was mysterioulsy knocked out of orbit and crash-landed in the Blanc mountain range. It was eventually salvaged by the Astronomy Base team. The Anianwyr of Sylfaenydd discovered the origin of its malfunction as a deliberate targeting by a signal from Kingdom. Llywydd Cyson Tywysydd surmised that it was a provocation from the Swindlehurst family.

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 *Calan Volume I: The Leonian Calanite*
Dalai

**Dalai** is one of the two Helper Shapes, assisting the Heroes along their journey.

## Personality

Dalai is constantly out at sea, though she does still return home every once and awhile. She's loud and energetic, though not to the extent that Blixer is. She's quite strong for a Shape of her type, and despite being on the chaotic side, she has a major soft spot for her girlfriend, Aethra. She is an extreme extrovert.
Ystyried Trinsaer

**Ystyried Trinsaer** is a Calan saer. They were responsible for the design of numerous stuctures within Prifddinas, including Hafan.

## Biography

### Oes Ailenedigaeth

In OA19,654, Trinsaer completed work on Castell, a new space station which was designed for interplanetary conferences. Llywydd Cyson Tywysydd intended to use it as the staging ground for the Gathering.

## References

1. ↑ *Calan Volume I: The Immortal Gardeners*
Whitewall Penal Institution

The **Whitewall Penal Institution** is a prison situated in Lleno de Vida on Arena.

## History

The former Pankosmios employee, Matteo Gimenez was imprisoned in the institution following his murder of President Naoki Goya of the Greenpalm Union. Foreign minister, Carlos di Gunga later interrogated him in the facilities interrogation chamber, but the prisoner somehow escaped his titanium cage and murdered Governor Aitana Florez.

## References

1. ↑ *Calan Volume I: Ashes of the Greenpalm Union*
Undergrowth

**Undergrowth** is a covert organisation of Humans who cooperate with the Calan.

## History

### Origin

Following Llywydd Cyson Tywysydd's announcement of the Calan Recall Act, they worked covertly with Gobeithiol Ysbryd - who was appointed the new Calan ambassador - to set up a network of Humans who could more efficiently relay information on each civilisation without criticism for Calan occupation. By OA19,370, Undergrowth had been spawned.

### After the Disappearing

In OA19,654, Cunniculum Asteroid based agent, Gwreiddyn, communicated with Tahira Ayad, daughter of Chancellor Rajab Ayad. She claimed to have information of her father's illicit acitivities. After she travelled to the asteroid with her younger brother, Nassif Ayad, and delivered the information to Gwreiddyn, this information was downloaded by the agent and transferred to the Calan. A caesium bomb, which had been planted on Tahira, exploded and killed all three.

Around the same time, Liúlàng Zhě, a Draconian agent, arrived on New Avalon on a mission on behalf of Empress Kun Chao. They claimed that a more advanced colony of Humans was threatening the Avalonians and wished to meet the Queen to arrange defence procedures. Due to their aversion of foreigners, the local population were initially unsre of the agent's trustworthiness.

## List of Agents

* Gwreiddyn
* Liúlàng Zhě

## References

1. ↑ *Isdyfiant (Tudalen)*
2. ↑ *Calan Volume I: The Hollow Asteroid*
3. ↑ *Calan Volume I: The God's Emissary*
Thanatos

**Thanatos** is one of the major antagonistic forces of the AU, and a part of the Boss Trio.

## Personality

Thanatos is the calmest of the Boss Trio. He’s the brains of the operation—quite literally, in some cases. He appears almost unfeeling at times, though he does genuinely care for the wellbeing of others. It’s simply hard to tell with him. He speaks in a near constant monotone, which makes it harder to tell what he is feeling. Despite this, he seems to be good at picking up on the feelings of others. He is incredibly knowledgeable on the universe and the Deity Shapes.

## Story

Thanatos was abandoned at a young age by his father, and as such he never knew any of his family-though, this was for the better, as he would learn later in life.

He was found as a baby during a snowstorm by Erebus, and they took it upon themself to raise him-as they had promised his mother, Charaya, that they would do so. They taught him the ways of the world, and as such a lot of his personality branches off from them.

From a young age, he began seeing the spirits of dead Shapes-something Erebus assured him was normal under his circumstances. He has since become accustomed to interacting and communicating with the dead.

The older he grew, the more curious he got when it came to the society he was never apart of. Eventually, Macabre let him visit the city of Paradise, which was where he befriended Blixer and Lycanthropy-who were, back then, Fresh and Lycus. He became quite close with the two, often spending most of his time with them.

They began living together, and soon enough started dating.

After several years, there was an incident where Thanatos became incredibly stressed--and as such, started the Corruption. He, Blixer, and Lycanthropy were the first three corrupted Shapes to exist. He followed Blixer during the Corruption's reign, and continues to do so to this day.

After the events of the main story, he found out about his two siblings, Dubwoofer Substep and Goldenrod. They have since become quite attached to each other, and he would do just about anything for the both of them.
Ystafell Anfeidredd

**Ystafell Anfeidredd** is a private section of Hafan used only by Llywydd Cyson Tywysydd and their visitors.

## History

In OA19,654, the Llywydd held a confidential meeting with Amynedd Gwyliwr of Cangen Seryddiaeth, to discuss research about the Incubus.

## Description

Designed by Ystyried Trinsaer, the most accomplished of Calan Saeru, Ystafell Anfeidredd was created with the intention of harnessing more power than any other location on Sylfaenydd. Situated at the top of Hafan, the chamber was connected to an energy source via conduction through the structure. The energy itself was produced by the movement of silica-rich water underneath the surface of the planet, which traversed from a lake on the outskirts of Prifddinas to a natural repositry underground. This ensured an unlimiated supply of energy to the coeden contained with the chamber for use by Calan.

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 *Calan Volume I: The Immortal Gardeners*
Ystyrtwr

The **Ystyrtwr** is a group of Calan who represent the leadership of the species. It is coordinated by Llywydd Cyson Tywysydd.

## History

### The Disappearing

In OA19,654, Llywydd Tywysydd organised a conference in Hafan with Hael Cyfathreb, Cysgod Tywysydd, Pendant Cynorthwy and Medrus Iachawr attending. The conference was set up by request of Cyfathreb who had received a message through Cyfathrebiad Cyfanfyd from the Virgo Chapter asking for emergency aid. The Chapter was suffering through a Kumakain ng Laman epidemic and after further inquiry, the Calan considered it had reached an uncontrollable level. Despite Cysgod's initial disagreement with bypassing the Calan Recall Act, the group agreed that sending aid was coherent with Calan repsonsibility. Iachawr agreed to send Doethuriaid who had pre-programmed knowledge of remedies for the disease and Cynorthwy promised a llong to transport them to the Alpha system.

## Members

* Llywydd Cyson Tywysydd
* Pendant Cynorthwy
* Hael Cyfathreb
* Cysgod Tywysydd
* Medrus Iachawr

## References

1. ↑ *Calan Volume I: The Immortal Gardeners*
Third Mining War

**The Third Mining War** was a war between the Leonis Chapter and the Flametraders Syndicate. It came to an end in OA19,612 following the involvement of the Calan race.

## History

Information on the unfolding events was gathered by agents of Undergrowth and relayed back to the Calan. The Ystyrtwr decided that their species become involved in the conflict to end it. This decision included that of Cysgod Tywysydd.

## References

1. ↑ *Calan: The Immortality Paradox*
2. ↑ *Calan Volume I: Curse of the Calan*
3. ↑ *Calan Volume I: The Immortal Gardeners*
Virgo Chapter

**The Virgo Chapter** are one of the Chapters of Humanity. They reside in the Alpha system.

## History

### Great Human Migration

During the Great Human Migration, in OA1,897, part of the Chapter population suffered a tragedy in which a transport crashlanded on Alpha One, killing those in cryogenic hibernation onboard. The tragedy was memorialised as the Day of the Fallen Angel.

### After the Calan Recall Act

In OA19,654, the Chapter suffered an outbreak of Kumakain ng Laman, which had became an uncontrollable epidemic. Through Cyfathrebiad Cyfanfyd, the Calan were contacted by Bongani Mensah, second minister of Axum Casub, to send emergency aid. Due to the scale of the problem, and the high probability that the disease could spread to other Chapters of Humanity and species, the Ystyrtwr, lead by Llywydd Cyson Tywysydd, agreed to the request. A llong along with the Doethuriaid were sent to the system to arrive in a fraction of a rotation.

## Governance

The Virgo clusters are served by the Shew'äte R'èsi located on Axum Casub.

## Culture

### The Deceased

In preparing their deceased for burial, the Virgoans place them inside decorated caskets, which are buried along with sentimental items that belonged to the dead in graves. This was a sign of respect and memorial in perpetuity.

## References

1. ↑ *Calan: The Immortality Paradox*
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 *Calan Volume I: The Immortal Gardeners*
Calan Volume I: Visitors of the Incubus

**Visitors of the Incubus** is the first chapter of Calan: The Immortality Paradox, the first novel in the Calan novel series. It features the introduction to a major plot point, the Incubus, and also features a major background character known as Syd Lawrence.

## Synopsis

### Part One

On their mission to the Incubus, Captain Syd Lawrence and Private Nathan Hamilton discuss the possible origins of the mysterious object that has materialised out of nowhere. The Private believes the Calan are somehow involved.

### Part Two

A certain time later on their journey, the crew are entering the Seven Suns system through the Regal Trident. After scanning, they are boarded by security personnel, who question their presence in King Sam Jones XXIV's territory. Captain Lawrence explains the purpose of their mission, which the personnel find amusing, but ultimately allow them to continue.

## Appearances

### Characters

* Private Vivienne Granger
* Private Nathan Hamilton
* General Secretary Shabani Jumanne(appears in communication)
* King Sam Jones XXIV(mentioned only)
* Molly Lawrence(mentioned only)
* Captain Syd Lawrence
* General Rafe Newman(mentioned only)
* Samantha Orman(mentioned only)
* Sherwin
* Private Joseph Simmons
* Private Daniel Slade
* Professor Kalet Steale(mentioned only)

### Locations

* Milky-Way Galaxy
	+ Canol system
		- Caesar station(mentioned only)
		- E'blanche(mentioned only)* Meréclat(mentioned only)
			* Terrain de glace(mentioned only)+ Cooling facility(mentioned only)
				+ District house(mentioned only)
		- Fyr(mentioned only)* Kompass(mentioned only)
	+ Fragment Seedlings(mentioned only)
	+ Hanner Cylch(mentioned only)
	+ Kingdom(mentioned only)
	+ Seven Suns system
		- Calpurnia
		- Greenworld
		- Incubus
		- Regal Trident
		- Scout
	+ Unknown system
		- Libera(mentioned only)

### Species

* Arkancat(mentioned only)
* Calan(mentioned only)
* Humanity
	+ Aquila Chapter
	+ Draconis Chapter(mentioned only)
	+ Leonis Chapter

### Organisations

* Archard Incorporated(mentioned only)
* Arkanstar(mentioned only)
* E'blanche government(mentioned only)
* E'blanche Military Force
* Lóng Empire(mentioned only)
* Penumbra(mentioned only)
* Regal Family of Jones(mentioned only)
* Toujours Sect(mentioned only)
* United Systems Senate

### Technology

* Cartograph
* Cryosleeper(mentioned only)
* Data beacon
* Fusil
* Gyroscopic field translator
* Holographic eye-lens
* Leviathan cruiser(mentioned only)
* Mechanical claw
* Pulse grenade(mentioned only)
* SC electromagnetic pulse rifle
* *Soldat Intergalactique*
* Washington Interstellar Vessel

### Miscellania

* Bijoubleu(mentioned only)
* Cloudcutter Magazine(mentioned only)
* Copolymer jacket
* Dodecahedron box
* Exogeology(mentioned only)
* Galactacoin(mentioned only)
* Holographic chess(mentioned only)
* Mining Academy(mentioned only)
* Oxygen habitat(mentioned only)
* Space Heist(mentioned only)
* Statute of Universal Adversary
* Thermalwear
* Universal Law of Confederation

## External Links

* https://www.wattpad.com/1341641813-calan-the-immortality-paradox-chapter-1-visitors

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Try This

**Try This** is one of the many Level Shapes. He is a part of the Tower Trio, and works for Blixer and co.

## Personality

Try This is a known thief and wanted criminal, which is why Blixer hired him in the first place. Xe mostly hides in the shadows, keeping track of the group's location. Xe can be a bit more towards the chaotic side, but can also be quite intimidating when xe wants to be, despite being on the shorter side--especially in comparison towards the Boss Trio. He's particularly energetic around his partners, and spends time with them whenever possible. This has led to many incidents occurring in the Tower, including several things breaking.
General Rules

1. Admins shall not delete a page without good reason.
2. Users shall not distribute hate speech or encourage violence.
3. User shall not distribute harmful malware.
4. Pages with adult content should have it in the name. (For example: "Vaporeon Copypasta" would instead be named "Vaporeon Copypasta (18+)")
5. No drama.
6. Don't be overly puritan about tackling adult content or swearing in pages nor overly crude about it.
7. Do not use this wiki to advertise your stuff.
Law Of Problems And Solutions

"The audience wants the protagonist to be happy, to be safe. They want things to work out. They want conflict to resolve. The story cannot have these things and still be a good story."

-Chuck Wendig, The Kickass Writer

A fundamental rule of fiction.

The law goes as follows:

There are three important building blocks of fiction:

* Problems (Conflict is introduced)
* Solutions (Conflict is solved)
* Fixing (Conflict is being solved)

Which can be divided into more building blocks:

* Problems (Problems cannot have a happy mood because problems by definition must be sad)
* Hard Problems (Extreme conflict like horror and the like)
* Fixing
* Sad Solutions (Overall sad but the protagonists still emerge victorious)
* Hard Sad Solutions (The protagonists fail)
* Happy Solutions

According to this law, there must be a balance of problems, fixing, and solutions.

This is a very important law to keep in mind when writing, but is usually unviolated due to being done very subconsciously.

The only times this rule is usually violated is either when the characters are simply too good, and make the fixing and solutions numerous but unsatisfying, or when a story is excessively dark, meaning there's so little solutions the problems are uninteresting because there's no solution to look forward to. "Don't add too much conflict" doesn't apply to the stories where the problems are the focus and solutions are not desired by the audience.

No examples.

## Meme Relatives

Parents: Fiction, Dopamine Is Better Than Serotonin

Children: Sad Ending (Problems, fixing, sad solutions), The Good Guys Win (The heroes need to win in order to have a happy solution)
Meowtional Socialism

Meowtional Socialism refers to a meme format where people would joke about the fact that certain felines resembled the dictator Adolf Hitler.

A bizarre mix of Unholy Levels Of Edge and Catmemes.

Meowtional Socialism is a pun involving meow (a sound word associated with cats) and national socialism (the name of the political party which Adolf Hitler was in, although he wasn't exactly socialist.)

## Format

Meowtional Socialism takes the form of photos of felines (especially housecats) that resemble Adolf Hitler.

## Meme Relatives

Parents: Unholy Levels Of Edge, Catmeme, Lolcat, Pattern Recognition Internet Memes

Children: None

Sisters: Cursed Comments,

## Examples

### Websites

* catsthatlooklikehitler.com is dedicated to this

1. ↑ https://www.britannica.com/story/were-the-nazis-socialists
2. ↑ \*Megamind's face pressed up against a door's peekhole\* No children?
3. ↑ Mainly because Cursed Comments loves to beat this dead horse.
4. ↑ It is unfortunately very inactive.
5. ↑ Maybe we could start posting Hitler kitties on there, and claim all the glory when Hitler kitties get popular again.
Kyle MegaCringe

"I would literally box anyone, like, not a boxer, but anyone else."

Kyle MegaCringe is a male character in the CGCU. His profession is that of a TikTok fuckboy (spelled "fuckboi" in his video), however this is partially censored in his video.

Kyle was retired immediately, and, as such, only has one video and three quotes.

## Character

Kyle MegaCringe, due to only having one video, had very little character development, being described by Cameron as one-dimensional.

In his video, Kyle is shown to be selfish and egotistical, and only caring about fame and wealth, and in all of his quotes, contradicts himself in some way.

In his first quote, he states he would box anyone, then quickly states anyone else but a boxer. This quote also seems to be inspired by the Paul Brothers.

In his second quote, he states that "it's not hard to be TikTok famous", then states that he already happened to be rich, white, and handsome.

His final quote shows his greed, as he states that he wasn't in it for the money, before promoting his promo code to get 10% off on diet pills.

Though not confirmed, it is extremely likely that Kyle was born into extreme privilege from his second quote, which may have played a role in how he became a TikTok fuckboi.

## Creation and Retirement

The concept behind Kyle MegaCringe was explained in "These characters have only ever appeared ONCE in the Cameron Geller Cinematic Universe." Kyle is based on "early-day TikTok fuckboys", who did things like dice rolling shirtless. However, he only got one video before being immediately retired. As well as being a one-dimensional character, Kyle was also an out of date character, as he was based on 2019-2021 TikTok fuckboys.

## Trivia

* Kyle is one of four main characters to only appear in one video, the others being Stacy Hatemen, Karmin Kummings, and Love Cox.
* Kyle made a small cameo in "Types of Guys Who Get Laid The Most Part 3" as a TikTok fuckboi. When Kyle comes up, Cameron tells Kyle "Unfortunately there are a few girls here for you, so just lead them on or whatever else you're going to do."
Orthodox Meme Wiki Lingo

Since confusion is obviously not good for a wiki, certain words should always have a certain meaning when written down. The words defined are usually either words which would get very frequent use in this wiki or just words that have become such buzzwords that they practically mean "anything I want it to mean".

* Meme = A trend, especially across creative works
* Internet Meme = A humorous piece of media usually consisting of an image with a caption, not necessarily requiring to be associated with the internet
* Meme Format = A genre of internet memes
* Furry = An animal with human characteristics, or someone who is an enthusiast of such animals
Page Making Guide

## Page Quality Requirements

1. A page must not exist purely for the purposes of spam. A page which is just some random letters over and over again is not acceptable.
2. A page must accurately detail the meme.
3. Multiple pages should not be made for the same meme.

## Should I Make This Page?

A question you should certainly ask yourself.

1. Do I have at least 3 examples of the meme?
2. Is the meme too specific?
3. Is the meme too common?

## Handling Examples

### Meme Pages

Examples are stored in sections depending on their medium.

For example, let's say you were on the page for The Bottle Flip Challenge and wanted to link Chapter 7 of Change Is The Only Constant by Ben Orlin as an example.

It would be written like this and put in the Literature section of the page:

In Change Is The Only Constant, this meme is used as a visual example of a fad

### Work Pages

Works are made as pages specifically to list the memes they contain.

Creative works (especially ones that have memes in them) are not usually memes.

When making a page for a work, you need to take into account it's medium and name.

The template goes something like: MEDIUM/NAME

So, for example, The Bible is a religion, so it would be something like:

Religion/The Bible

Speaking of The Bible, don't put religious stuff and/or things that can't be confirmed to have actually happened in the Real Life category, please.
Furryspeak

Furryspeak refers to a manner of speaking based off Nekoese which is commonly associated with the Furry fandom.

When this is used, L and R are often replaced with W, alongside the use of UwU and other smileys.

Due to the meme's undeniable relation to Notices Your Bulge, it often inherits properties from it upon use.

## Examples

### Videos

* Used in Playing My Childhood Minecraft Maps In VR
E'blanche Military Force

**The E'blanche Military Force** are the official military branch of the Leonis Chapter. Their soldiers consist of pilots and technologists. The force is led by General Rafe Newman.

## History

### Third Mining War

The Force fought against the Flametraders Syndicate in the Third Mining War.

### Incubus

Following the materialisation of the Incubus in the Seven Suns system, the Force requested volunteers to take part in a virtually impossible mission to investigate the mysterious object. The mission was organised under the United Systems Senate Statute of Universal Adversary, which was announced by General Secretary Shabani Jumanne. In OA19,652, the volunteers consisted of Captain Syd Lawrence, Nathan Hamilton, Vivienne Granger, Daniel Slade and Joseph Simmons. They were provided with a new model of spaceship, the Soldat Intergalactique, designed and built by Archard Incorporated.

## References

1. ↑ *Calan Volume I: The Leonian Calanite*
2. ↑ *Calan Volume I: Visitors of the Incubus*
Amy & the Dreamtopia (Season 2)

## Episodes

### Magical Friends

1. Princess Grisbot - March 27, 2020
2. Pino Tari Pullabaloo - March 27, 2020
3. Queens of the Day & Night - March 27, 2020
4. The Forest Kingdom Hairathalon - March 27, 2020
5. Fee Fi Fo Rookie - March 27, 2020

### Wonderful Wishes

1. The Living Sea - March 30, 2020
2. Cosmic Sneeze - March 30, 2020
3. Concert in the Clouds - March 30, 2020
4. Wish Gone Wild - March 30, 2020
5. The Sweet Kingdom Parade - March 30, 2020

## Characters

### Dreamtopia Citizens

* Day Queen
* Night Queen
* Snow Elfling

## Animals

* Hatcher
* Mama Pino Tari Bird

## Locations

* Maze
* Mount Tippy Tippy Top
PopPower (Season)/Characters

Overview**Characters**

## Debuts

### Magical Humans

* Muse
* Rayna
* Emily
* Candace
* Davis
* Zuko
* Ari
* Tiff
* Frisk
* Cosmo
* Yucca
* Layla
* Adrien
* Ninfea
* Kyle
* Pamela
* Dale
* Robin
* Tammy
* Viola
* Ash
* Harry
* Sunny
* Hazel
* Mimi
* Poxroy
* Zing
* Miele
* Rustin Nibble
* Rusty
* Plisse
* Pema
* Gigit
* Milly
* Maru
* Flower
* Sonny
* Mola
* Shawn
* Giga
* Jino
* Timmy
* Suzy

### Anthropomorphic

* Stella
* Poppy
* Willow
* Dahlia
* Gale
* Pina
* Otis
* Gizmo
* Micro
* Heddy
* Rico
* Ruru
* Booboo
* Red
* Chuck
* Bomb
* Matilda
* The Blues
* Hal
* Bubbles
* Terence
* Squawk
* Birds
* Mighty Eagle
* Jade
* Sally
* Squeaks
* Bamboo
* Tina
* Tsuyu

##### Hatchlings

* Zoe
* Vincent
* Samantha
* Ariana
* Will
* Beatrice
* Lily

### Jobers

* Romo
* Shameless
* August
* Wunkle
* Dust
* Mr. Pascal

### Mermaids

* Marina
* Opal
* Shelly
* Kali

### Villains

#### Elves

* Nex
* Remy
* Dorri
* Grace
* Ocho
* Carissa
* Damian
* Zepto
* Sena
* Shinobi †

#### Anthropomorphic

* Lucia
* Billo
* Newton
* Cleopatra
* Rodrigo
* Tito
Ред

основной персонаж и символ серии игр Энгри Пёрдс, созданный компанией Rovio Entertainment. Начиная с появления в оригинальной игре в 2011 году, присутствовал практически в каждой игре серии. В Angry Birds Seasons и прочих ранних играх встречался реже остальных птиц, но в последних частях Риду уделяется намного больше внимания.
Amy & the Dreamtopia (Season 1)

## Episodes

1. Super Duper Dance Party - January 24, 2020
2. Rookie Sitting - January 24, 2020
3. The Supersonic Sparkling Lemonator - January 24, 2020
4. The Gemonstrator - January 24, 2020
5. The Sweetest Journey - January 24, 2020
6. Great Grismos - January 24, 2020
7. The Lost Treasure of the Prism Princess - January 24, 2020
8. Little Helpers - January 24, 2020
9. The DuckiNati - January 24, 2020
10. A Berry Big Mystery - January 24, 2020

## Characters

### Humans

* Amy
* Griselda
* Zee
* Lisa
* Damien
* Rainbow Princes and Princesses
* Sweet Princes and Princesses
* Jewel Princes and Princesses
* Forest Princes and Princesses
* Fruity Mermaids

### Anthropomorphic

* Daffy Duck
* Shadow Duck
* Silverclaw

### Dreamtopia Citizens

* Wishes
* Little Helpers
* Rainbow King
* Sugar Queen
* Sugar Plum Fairy
* Sparkle Mountain Queen
* Forest King
* Bingo-Bango
* Rainbow Kids
* Sweet Kids
* Jewel Kids
* Forest Flower Kids
* Rocky
* Farmer Mossy

## Locations

* Rainbow Kingdom
* Sweet Kingdom
* Jewel Kingdom
* Forest Kingdom
* Wishing Tree
* Happy Farming Valley
* Black Tabby Dajo
* Bunch'em Munch'em Island

## Animals

* Rookie
* Blue Yetis
* Critters

## Vehicles

* Rainbow City bus
* Sugar City bus
* Sparkle City bus
* Forest City bus
* Mumulo