Colonel Sanders

**Harland David Sanders** (commonly known as Colonel Sanders) is the mascot for KFC. In the pamtri series, he is a YouTuber/vlogger. He is also one of the most hyper and peppy characters in the entire series, and one of the most expressive.

## Appearance

Sanders is a chubby, white-haired, and white-clothed man who wears glasses and has yellow, unkempt teeth. Generally, he is modeled after his real-world counterpart, although his clothing is Santiago's despite being bleached white.

## Personality

As said in the introduction, Colonel Sanders is very active and energetic, to the point where his videos are often the most fast-paced on pamtri's channel, with background music that is *not* dark or distorted to boot. However, Sanders is depicted as having an awful temper and can leap before he thinks. When he goes to KFC, upon realizing that they ran out of his desired meal and don't sell toys (The toy in question that he requested was a Santiago toy), he ends up blowing up the restaurant (possibly).

## Biography

Colonel Sanders first appeared in the video "Colonel Sanders Visits KFC," where he is with a child named Billy travel to the eponymous restaurant seeking "Kentucky fried, crispy, Nashville 5 dollars fillup with mashed potatoes and gravy," alongside a "Santiago toy." However, when it's revealed that the fillup, mashed potatoes, and gravy have run out and KFC doesn't even sell toys in the first place, Colonel Sander's reaction is very destructive (He blows up the entire joint). He is angry enough to have decided never to eat at another KFC again afterward.

In "(SIRI IN SANTIAGO) DO NOT PLAY WITH SANTIAGO AND SIRI AT 3 AM GONE WRONG!", Sanders is seen with his friend Ronald McDonald playing "One-Man Hide and Seek", a game played at 3 AM involving a sacrifice of a Santiago doll and said doll coming to life and trying to kill the hider. Later, Colonel and Ronald are seen sitting on the couch, then check to see if the doll is in the sink. However, it's not. The doll is caught right in front of Colonel and Ronald. Colonel tells Ronald McDonald to throw saltwater at the Santiago doll; the doll falls, Colonel Sanders and Ronald ultimately survive this challenge until the doll rises and says, "Just kidding" and shoots Ronald and Colonel. He was murdered in Colonel Sanders Food Review, getting run over by a truck. They also piss dogs off.

## Trivia

* In "Chef Boyardee," a portait portraying a decaying pair of teeth with the tongue sticking out is displayed in a hallway; These teeth are later found to belong to Colonel Sanders.
* Colonel Sanders appears in "Krusty Dogs" and is seen ordering the titular meal from the Ugli Krab. As usual of his character, Sanders is very active and energetic while ordering.
* Colonel Sanders is shown to have survived the explosion at KFC. However, he dies later in Colonel Sanders Food Review when he is hit by a truck.
* It's heavily implied that Colonel Sanders is a child abductor, seen as he has a small child with him named Billy in his first video. Judging by the way Sanders treats Billy (Taking out a gun and ordering Billy to record his visit to KFC, implying he will shoot him otherwise), it would seem that this child has been kidnapped and brainwashed by Sanders, either that or Billy is his own child who he treats very badly.
* He is the first character to say a censored swear word.
* Colonel Sanders is obsessed with getting likes, as shown in (SIRI IN SANTIAGO) DO NOT PLAY WITH SANTIAGO AND SIRI AT 3AM GONE WRONG!.

## Appearances

1. Chef Boyardee (picture only)
2. Colonel Sanders Visits KFC
3. Krusty Dogs
4. (SIRI IN SANTIAGO) DO NOT PLAY WITH SANTIAGO AND SIRI AT 3AM GONE WRONG!
5. Colonel Sanders Food Review