Unit Seven (Mansus Cartographer)

> “If you think about it, if we were to kill both of them, there would be no chance the clone would live.”
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-3Fam

Unit Seven (Mansus Cartographer) takes place in The People's Republic of New Afghanistan on X=4 and in New Old New Orneas as well as in and around Kkaz's house on X=-4. It takes place a while after Unit Six (The Eeper Weeper Translocation). It is preceded by The Odd-I-See and followed by Volume Five (The Writers reunite).

## Prominent Characters

* Zakk Cocaine
* Kkaz
* Zakk Classic
* Vibe-Chan (X=5)
* Kondor (X=-4)
* Trench Coat Man (Full)
* Mickle (X=-4)
* Mickle (X=7)
* Billip (X=-4)
* Kondor (X=8)
* Citizens of New Old New Orneas
* Zakk's Boss
* Color Force Alpha
* Satellite Tower Workers
* X=-4 Narrator
* 3Fam
* Janna-Vibe-Man
* Quinquin
* Zombie of Acid Vat
* Marimba Jackie
* Yorki Drumkey
* FlOwen Bavis's Dad's Son
* Marando the Axe Wielding Farmer
* Marando the Axe Wielding Police officer
* Plane

## Plot Summary

On the right side, Kkaz begins gathering assets for his attack on Zakk's friends. He gathers gifts for Vibe-Chan to pose as Zakk and apologize to her. She knows it isn't Zakk and he explains his plan to murder Zakk. Vibe-Chan then protects him from Zombie of Acid Vat and they decide to team up. They plot their plan in the Plane's house, where Kkaz offends Trench Coat Man. Vibe-Chan is attacked by three satellite tower workers who Kkaz pays to help him. He and Vibe-Chan then plan a party and send invites to Zakk's friends. Everyone meets in the center of the city. Meanwhile on the left side, Zakk attempts to break into New Old New Orneas and eventually does with the help of several clones of Kondor. Along the way, he offends Zakk Classic and meets Color Force Alpha who tell him more about the Meta Lord and request that he get alcohol for the upwards glass waterfall. Inside the city, Zakk convinces Mickle that he isn't Kkaz and is invited into the city after promising not to go in the food room. He finds a bar where Billip tells him that the Vibe-Chan from this side is stuffed in a chimney and he thinks it's the chimney in the Meat Factory. Zakk goes there and hides from Mickle, discovering that Kondor is being cloned and fed to the people to solve the city's food problem. He checks the chimney and doesn't find Vibe-Chan, but Mickle discovers him and questions his strange behavior. Zakk explains that he misses Vibe-Chan, and Mickle takes him to get his memory wiped at the upwards glass waterfall, giving him a recording of their conversation to give to the Mickle on the right side. Zakk ascends and joins Color Force Alpha who teleport him to the right side. He finds an invitation and goes to the party at the center of the city, where he gets into an argument with Kkaz about who is the real Zakk. Due to Kkaz's awkward behavior, everyone trusts Zakk, and Kkaz begins to eliminate everyone. He stabs the Marandos who bleed out later, Alpha shoots Trench Coat Man, Yorki, and FlOwen, but is unable to kill anyone else due to fire from Mickle's new metal arm and Zakk's and Vibe-Man's Gun Bed Guns. Vibe-Chan curb stomps Quinquin, Epsilon kills Jackie with a smoke machine, and Kkaz lights Kondor, Billip, 3Fam, and Janna on fire. Kondor rolls on the ground but dies of cuts from broken glass on the floor, Billip gets stuck in a bear trap, 3Fam dies from a lithium ion battery explosion, and Vibe-Man kills himself. Charlie hacks into Mickle's arm and uses it to kill Mickle, and Zakk surrenders. Kkaz ties Zakk to a stake and burns him while Vibe-Chan, Alpha, Epsilon, and Charlie board the Plane which Kkaz has rigged to explode.

## Trivia

* It is not confirmed whether Tangerine, who is in Jackie's tumor, dies. He is never said to be dead, but his lungs are likely to be as weak as Jackie's due to second hand smoke