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Dark Grab

**Dark Grab** is an unnamed Darkness Magic Spell.

## Description

The user move their hands towards the opponent, far away from them. This will prompt a pair of strong, dark-colored arms to appear from a nearby surface and grab the opponent, immobilizing or choking them according to the movements performed by the user, who, after grabbing the target, are seemingly capable of controlling the spell with a single hand.

In the anime, the spell instead takes the form of a large amount of red glyphs, which surrounds the opponent, swirling around them and then grabbing them. Such glyphs can lift the target in the air and bring them near the user.

## References

1. ↑ Fairy Tail Manga: Chapter 82, Pages 15-16
2. ↑ Fairy Tail Anime: Episode 35
Battle Form

**Battle Form** is an unnamed Machina Soul Spell.

## Description

Battle Form is a form of Machina Soul which allows its user to take over the capabilities and assets of machines that the user touches, allowing the user to transform their attire into that of well-armored outfits, these being equipped with heavy weaponry.

In Jenny's case, the spell grants her a dark magenta-colored armored outfit consisting of a ruffled navy headband which is attached to conical ear protectors which jut out and backwards. Her torso is covered by a battle suit with light edges, split in two main parts: a revealing shirt exposes a fair amount of her cleavage and her belly, while her legs are covered in similar, tight-fitting pants leaving the inner parts of her thighs exposed. The two pieces are joined together on the front by two thin, dark straps, creating an "*X*" in correspondence to Jenny's abdomen, each of their edges secured by thin, light bolts, while on the back the shirt and pants become one, with a thong-like garment covering her bottom leaving the upper central part of it exposed. She sports light gloves extending up to her shoulders, each secured by a series of buttons on the inner part of her arms, which possess metal plating in correspondence to her hands and metal bands on their upper edges; every arm has the above mentioned part linked together by a thick, dark cord, solidly remaining arched and not hanging down, similar to a hosepipe. Her legs are covered by armored thigh-high boots, sporting distinctively large upper edges protruding upwards, as well as metal high heels. Jenny's neck is hidden by plate armor that extends on her shoulders in the form of rounded pauldrons and up to her chin, with two peculiar protrusions hiding her ears away jutting outwards, getting smaller as they get farther from her face.

## Abilities

It is currently unknown what advantages the Battle Form grants Jenny. However, while wearing it, she was shown emerging relatively undamaged from a fierce assault from Mirajane while the latter was in her Sitri form, the Take Over spell described as her strongest Satan Soul transformation.

## References

1. ↑ Fairy Tail Manga: Chapter 362, Cover
2. ↑ Fairy Tail Manga: Chapter 279, Pages 17-18
3. ↑ Fairy Tail Manga: Chapter 279, Pages 21-24
O-U (The Hound Song)

## Song Info:

"O-U (The Hound Song)" Was Released In And Was Featured On The Album "The Rest Of Tom Lehrer. This Songs Was Also Featured On The Electric Company, Along With Many Other Of Tom's Songs.

(To See The Full List Of Tom Lehrer's Songs On The Electric Company, Go Here - Electric Company Songs)

## Lyrics:

I'm a very quiet hound
I don't bark or run around
I just lie here on the ground
With my head upon this mound

No one knows where I can be found
If they knew, then they'd be bound
To come and take me to the pound
That's why I don't dare make a sound
Dodoskoi

**Dodoskoi** (どどすこーい *Dodosu Kōi*) is a Ushi no Koku Mairi Spell.

## Description

While the user has a strand of their hair tucked into the Mr. Cursey, with the enhanced strength of it, they palm-strike the enemy and send them flying.

The user can also use this attack without Ushi no Koku Mairi, however the Magic does in fact give it a great boost of power.

## References

1. ↑ Fairy Tail Manga: Chapter 226, Page 11
That's Mathematics

## Song Info:

"**That's Mathematics**" Was Released In 2000 And Was Featured On The Album "**The Remains Of Tom Lehrer**"

## Lyrics:

Counting sheep
When you're trying to sleep
Being fair
When there's something to share
Being neat
When you're folding a sheet
That's mathematics!

When a ball
Bounces off of a wall
When you cook
From a recipe book
When you know
How much money you owe
That's mathematics!

How much gold can you hold in an elephant's ear?
When it's noon on the moon, then what time is it here?
If you could count for a year, would you get to infinity
Or somewhere in that vicinity?

When you choose
How much postage to use
When you know
What's the chance it will snow
When you bet
And you end up in debt
Oh try as you may
You just can't get away
From mathematics!

Andrew Wiles gently smiles
Does his thing, and voila!
Q.E.D., we agree
And we all shout hurrah!
As he confirms what Fermat
Jotted down in that margin
Which could've used some enlargin'

Tap your feet
Keepin' time to a beat
Of a song
While you're singing along
Harmonize
With the rest of the guys
Yes, try as you may
You just can't get away
From mathematics!
Beast Soul: Lizardman

**Beast Soul: Lizardman** (リザードマン *Rizādo Man*) is a Beast Soul Spell.

## Description

The user transforms their body to that of a reptilian beast with spiked scales all over its body. This Take Over form is more suitable against opponents that attack with their bare hands since it causes damage to the opponent for every blow they deal. It is a strong defensive form, as the user is able to withstand multiple powerful blows without taking fatal damage.

## Special Features

**Scales**: While employing this form of Take Over, the user in such state are extremely resistant, greatly boosting their defense, and their jagged outlines make attacking them unarmed dangerous: even if the opponent was to be strong enough to break the scales, their limbs would be damaged from doing so, and the effort required to break the scales itself is incredible. This **Take Over** form amazed Erza Scarlet, and, most importantly, allowed Elfman to defeat someone as powerful as Bacchus, who was left exhausted after striking him with a barrage of blows.

## References

1. ↑ Fairy Tail Manga: Chapter 278, Pages 16-17
2. ↑ Fairy Tail Manga: Chapter 278, Pages 18-27
We Will All Go Together When We Go

## Song Info:

We Will All Go Together When We Go Was Released In And Was Featured On The Album "An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer". This Song Was Also Apart Of The Album "More Of Tom Lehrer"

## Lyrics:

When you attend a funeral,
It is sad to think that sooner or
Later those you love will do the same for you.
And you may have thought it tragic,
Not to mention other adjec-
Tives, to think of all the weeping they will do.
But don't you worry.
No more ashes, no more sackcloth.
And an armband made of black cloth
Will someday never more adorn a sleeve.
For if the bomb that drops on you
Gets your friends and neighbors too,
There'll be nobody left behind to grieve.

And we will all go together when we go.
What a comforting fact that is to know.
Universal bereavement,
An inspiring achievement,
Yes, we all will go together when we go.

We will all go together when we go.
All suffuse with an incandescent glow.
No one will have the endurance
To collect on his insurance,
Lloyd's of london will be loaded when they go.

Oh we will all fry together when we fry.
We'll be french fried potatoes by and by.
There will be no more misery
When the world is our rotisserie,
Yes, we will all fry together when we fry.

Down by the old maelstrom,
There'll be a storm before the calm.

And we will all bake together when we bake.
There'll be nobody present at the wake.
With complete participation
In that grand incineration,
Nearly three billion hunks of well-done steak.

Oh we will all char together when we char.
And let there be no moaning of the bar.
Just sing out a te deum
When you see that I. C. B. M.,
And the party will be "come as you are."

Oh we will all burn together when we burn.
There'll be no need to stand and wait your turn.
When it's time for the fallout
And saint peter calls us all out,
We'll just drop our agendas and adjourn.

You will all go directly to your respective valhallas.
Go directly, do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dolla's.

And we will all go together when we go.
Ev'ry hottenhot and ev'ry eskimo.
When the air becomes uranious,
And we will all go simultaneous.
Yes we all will go together
When we all go together,
Yes we all will go together when we go.

## Listen To The Song:

LIVE Version Of The Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frAEmhqdLFs
Speed's song

## Song Info:

written for Act 2, Scene 1, of an aborted musical version of *Two Gentlemen of Verona* at UCSC. This song was never released in any form.

## Lyrics

All day long you whine and whimper,

Sighing sighs and looking vague,

Fold your arms and look tormented

(And) hide as if you had the plague.

War-bl-ing pathetic love songs,

Tossing in your sleep at night,

Weeping [*sob*] --- just as if you'd lost your mother,

Fasting with no appetite.

Once you used to laugh at lovers

When they spoke of how it feels,

Weeping [*sob*] --- only when you needed money,

Fasting only between meals.

You may be my master,

But look how you behave!

Love is the master now,

You are the slave.

## from *The Two Gentlemen of Verona*, Act 2, Scene 1

*Valentine:* Go to, sir. Tell me, do you know Madam Silvia?

*Speed:* She that your worship loves?

*Valentine:* Why, how know you that I am in love?

*Speed:* Marry, by these special marks: first, you have learned, like Sir Proteus, to wreathe your arms like a malcontent, to relish a love-song like a robin-redbreast, to walk alone like one that had the pestilence, to sigh like a schoolboy that had lost his A B C, to weep like a young wench that had buried her grandam, to fast like one that takes diet, to watch like one that fears robbing, to speak puling like a beggar at Hallowmas. You were wont, when you laughed, to crow like a cock; when you walked, to walk like one of the lions; when you fasted, it was presently after dinner; when you looked sadly, it was for want of money And now you are metamorphosed with a mistress, that when I look on you, I can hardly think you my master.
Hair Brand

**Hair Brand** is an unnamed Crimson Hair Spell.

## Description

The user manipulates their own hair, forming it into a burning hot shape that can then be branded onto a surface to leave the desired mark. When used on the skin, this mark is said to be permanent, much like in real human branding.

## References

1. ↑ Fairy Tail Manga: Chapter 272, Pages 7-8
Егор Белкин

## Общие сведения

Егор Белкин - родился 27 августа год [ДАННЫЕ УДАЛЕНЫ], белорус - живет в Минске. Один из самых старых оставшихся и уважаемых олдов в конфе, которых много раз побывал на посту админа, а также является основателем и императором первого и второго Империумов Мододелов. Один из ведущих разработчиков легендарного мода про Смешариков на хойку. Является ветераном многих конфликтов мододелов: недавно он также убедил Дедварда ППД прогнать бота из конфы, а позже его и самого отправиться в изгнание. Ныне является админом в конфе, у которого есть большое влияние, что вполне может стать фактическим главой вновь.

## На пути к власти

Являлся админом многократно. Однако самый яркий период его явления, был Первый Империум Мододелов. В конце 2018-начале 2019 года участвовал в очередных "демократических" выборах Союза Мододелов, на которых победил Максим Андерсон путём "взаимного голосования". Вслед за этим быстро вспыхнуло недовольство среди мододелов: некоторые олды, среди которых был Юрий Зверев ливнул, а оставшиеся стали собираться в сопротивленческие группы. В то же время он как и раз и участвовал в одной из них - в Крыивке, основателем который был Стас Римша. Когда власть Мокса была на волоске, Белкин вступил в переговоры с Эдом по поводу его смещения и назначения новых админов. В Крыивке и среди всего сопротивления в целом распространились идеи про Империум во главе которого стоял бы сам Егор. Этим же он и воспользовался, что Дедвард ЛСД устроил голосование, по итогу которого манядиктатура Мокса была свергнута, и Белкин пришёл к власти со своей гвардией - был провозглашён Первый Империум Мододелов. Но это было недолгим периодом стабильности - Римша со своими сторонниками, некогда друзья Белкина, обратились против него же. Тогда же набирал вновь силы Мокс, который создал Молодую Гвардию. Все пришло к тому, что ради сохранения некоторой части своей власти, Белкин принял требования МГ и Крыивки - официально монархия Белкина и Империум были свергнуты, но за ним и некоторыми его людьми остались админки.

## Политические взгляды

Полит.взгляды Белкина немного "трудновато" определить - ясно же то, что он является сторонником рыночной экономики и относительно либеральной политики. Неоднократно были замечены его высказывания про то, что он центрист. Однако если же добавить к всему этому результаты полит.теста в ВК, то можно сделать выводы, что Белкин по взглядам ближе к либеральному демократу.

## Примечательные факты

В ВК на аве своей страницы все время ставит и держит кота, а также в списке друзей нет почти никого - тех кого нужно к примеру вернуть в конфу после кика и одобряет заявку из подписок, а после а возвращает туда обратно.
Darkness Cage

**Darkness Cage** is an unnamed Darkness Magic Spell.

## Description

The user creates a sphere of Darkness Magic in their hand in the form of ghosts that revolves around the center. The user then shoots it at the target, releasing several ghosts that wrap around the target, restraining its movement.

In the anime, the user crushes a different-looking sphere in their hand, summoning several small masses of Darkness Magic which then grow and come together to create a sphere around the target, restraining its movement and dealing pain.

## References

1. ↑ Fairy Tail Manga: Chapter 93, Pages 5-6
2. ↑ Fairy Tail Anime: Episode 38
Fire God's Bellow

**Fire God's Bellow** (炎神の怒号 *Enjin no Dogō*) is a Fire God Slayer Magic Spell.

## Description

The **Fire God Slayer'**s exclusive *God's Bellow*, incorporating the element of fire. In a similar vein to Fire Dragon's Roar, the user breathes a massive fireball of flame at their opponent. When initially cast, rather than being black, like other **Fire God Slayer Magic** flames, the flames were colored normally, although, this was thought to have occurred because the spell's original caster, Zancrow, had eaten Natsu Dragneel's flames prior. Later on, however, the flames are portrayed as being black in color.

In the anime, the color of the flames is consistently portrayed as being black.

## References

1. ↑ Fairy Tail Manga: Chapter 218, Pages 8-9
2. ↑ Fairy Tail Manga: Chapter 242, Page 7
3. ↑ Fairy Tail Anime: Episode 105
Alegria

**Alegria** (喜びか(アレグリア) *Areguria*) is a Curse which transforms Cube.

## Description

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To make use of Alegria, the user swipes their hand, causing Tartaros' mobile fortress, Cube, to ultimately turn into a monster called Plutogrim. During the transformation process, gooey projectiles are fired arbitrary throughout the building, adhering onto anything they touch, eventually spreading across and flooding the entirety of the fortress. Anyone caught by the substance remains in a suspended state permanently, or until they're freed by someone else. It is also worth to mention that the victims of this Curse don't seem to remember being in the mentioned state once they're released.

## Trivia

* "Alegria" is Spanish, Catalan and Portuguese for *joy*.

## References

1. ↑ Fairy Tail Manga: Chapter 382, Page 15
2. ↑ Fairy Tail Manga: Chapter 382, Pages 15-22
3. ↑ Fairy Tail Manga: Chapter 386, Page 9
4. ↑ Fairy Tail Manga: Chapter 386, Pages 11
S-N (Snore, Sniff And Sneeze)

## Song Info:

"**S-N (Snore, Sniff And Sneeze)**" Was Released In 2000 And Was Featured On The Album "The Rest Of Tom Lehrer" And "**The Remains Of Tom Lehrer**". This Song Was Also Featured On The Electric Company Along With Many Other Of Tom's Songs.

(To See The Full List Of Tom Lehrer's Songs On The Electric Company, Go Here - Electric Company Songs)

## Lyrics:

Like a rooster loves a hen
Like a lion loves his den
Like Barbie loves Ken
I love to do things that begin with S-N
For example . .

I love to sneeze – (a-choo)
Pardon me please – (a-choo)
I like to sniffle
It really feels nice
One handkerchief i'll
Just never suffice
But brother watch out for the breeze
When I sneeze – (a-choo, a-choo, a-choo)

I love to sniff – (sniff)
Just take a whiff – (sniff)
I also like snarling
It feels good to me
Snarling is darling
I'm sure you'll agree
But I'm even happier if
I can sniff, – (sniff)
And sneeze – (a-choo)

I love to snore – (snore)
It's more like a roar – (snore)
I like to snooze
I like resting my head
I take off my shoes
And I snuggle in bed
Sometimes I just lie on the floor
And snore, – (snore)
And sniff, – (sniff)
And sneeze – (a-choo, a-choo, a-choo)

Sometimes I just like to snicker, "tee-hee"
Or snub any snob who is snotty to me
And whenever I have a few moments to spend
I can snoop on a neighbor or snitch on a friend!
But much more than any of these
I love to snore and to sniff and to sneeze
(snore, sniff, a-choo)
(snore, sniff, a-choo)
(snore, sniff, a-choo)
(snore, sniff, a-choo)
(snore)
Pollution

## Song Info:

Pollution Was Released In 1965 And Was Featured On The Album "That Was The Year That Was"

## Lyrics:

If you visit American city
You will find it very pretty
Just two things of which you must beware:
Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air!

Pollution, pollution
They got smog and sewage and mud
Turn on your tap
And get hot and cold running crud

See the halibuts and the sturgeons
Being wiped out by detergents
Fish got to swim and birds got to fly
But they don't last long, if they try

Pollution, pollution
You can use the latest toothpaste
And then rinse your mouth
With industrial waste

Just go out for a breath of air
And you'll be ready for medicare
The city streets are really quite a thrill
If the hoods don't get you, the monoxide will

Pollution, pollution
Where a gas mask and a veil
Then you can breathe
As long as you don't inhale

Lots of things there that you can drink
But stay away from the kitchen sink
The breakfast garbage that you throw into the bay
They drink at lunch in San Jose

So go to the city, see the crazy people there
Like lambs to the slaughter
They're drinking the water
And breathing the air
I Got It From Agnes

(Others Listed In Description)

## Song Info:

"**I Got It From Agnes**" Was Released In 1997 And Was Featured On "The Rest Of Tom Lehrer", "**The Remains Of Tom Lehrer**" And "The Tom Lehrer Collection".

## Lyrics:

I love my friends, and they love me
We're just as close as we can be
And just because we really care
Whatever we get, we share!

I got it from Agnes
She got it from Jim
We all agree it must have been
Louise who gave it to him

She got it from Harry
Who got it from Marie
And everybody knows that Marie
Got it from me

Giles got it from Daphne
She got it from Joan
Who picked it up in County Cork
A-kissin' the Blarney Stone

Pierre gave it to Sheila
Who must have brought it there
He got it from Francois and Jacques
Haha, Lucky Pierre!

Max got it from Edith
Who gets it every spring
She got it from her Daddy
Who just gives her everything

She then gave it to Daniel
Whose spaniel has it now
Our dentist even got it
And we're still wondering how

Ah, but I got it from Agnes
Or maybe it was Sue
Or Millie or Billie or Gillie or Willie
It doesn't matter who

It might have been at the club
Or at the pub, or in the loo
And if you will be my friend
Then I might . . . (Mind you, I said "might")
Give it to you!
Selling Out

## Song Info:

"**Selling Out**" Was Released In 2000 And Was Featured On The Albums "**The Remains Of Tom Lehrer**" And "The Rest Of Tom Lehrer".

## Lyrics:

Selling out
Is easy to do –
It's not so hard
To find a buyer for you
When money talks
You're under its spell
Ah, but whaddya have when there's nothing left to sell?

Selling out (I'd rather call it "compromise")
Is easy to do (sometimes you have to close your eyes)
It's not so hard (being rich is no disgrace)
To find a buyer for you (put on your shoes and join the race)
When money talks (it has a very soothing voice)
You're under its spell (it's up to you to make the choice)
Ah, but whaddya have when there's nothing left to sell?
(Before you know it there'll be nothing left to sell)

You can't always break the rules
People who try are fools
When you get older, maybe then you will see
I've always found ideals
Don't take the place of meals
And that's how it is and how it will always be

It's so nice to have integrity
I'll tell you why
If you really have integrity
It means your price is very high
So remember when you start to preach and moralize
That we all are in the game, and brother its name is compromise
More Of Tom Lehrer

## Album Info:

"**More Of Tom Lehrer"** Is An Album By Tom Lehrer And Was Released In 1959. There Are 11 Songs Featured On The Album Overall.

## Songs Featured:

1. Poisoning Pigeons In The Park
2. Bright College Days
3. A Christmas Carol
4. The Elements
5. Oedipus Rex
6. In Old Mexico
7. Clementine
8. It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier
9. She's My Girl
10. The Masochism Tango
11. We Will All Go Together When We Go

## Trivia:

* The Album Cover Featured In The Gallery Is The Audio CD Of This Album That Goes For $199.75. As It Says On The Front Cover, It Is The Original Recording

## Gallery

Original Cover Of AlbumAudio CD Album CoverAudio CD Album Back
Send The Marines

## Song Info:

"**Send The Marines**" Was Released In 1965 And Was Featured on The Album "That Was The Year That Was"

## Lyrics:

When someone makes a move
Of which we don't approve
Who is it that always intervenes?
U.N. and O.A.S.,
They have their place, I guess
But first send the Marines!

We'll send them all we've got
John Wayne and Randolph Scott
Remember those exciting fighting scenes?
To the shores of Tripoli
But not to Mississippoli
What do we do? we send the Marines!
For might makes right
And till they've seen the light
They've got to be protected
All their rights respected
'till somebody we like can be elected!

Members of the corps
All hate the thought of war
They'd rather kill them off by peaceful means
Stop calling it aggression
Ooh, we hate that expression!

We only want the world to know
That we support the status quo
They love us everywhere we go
So when in doubt
Send the Marines!
The remains of tom lehrer

***The Remains of Tom Lehrer*** is a box set containing all the songs from musical satirist Tom Lehrer's previous albums along with previously unreleased songs and his works featured on the public television show *The Electric Company*. Some of the songs from his debut album, *Songs by Tom Lehrer*, were re-recorded for the CD. The box set was released in 2000 and also includes a booklet with an introduction by Dr. Demento, pictures of various album covers and song books, reprints of the *Mad* magazine, prints of some of his songs, an extensive question-and-answer session and other information.

In 2020, Lehrer donated all of his lyrics and music written by him to the public domain. He followed this on November 1, 2022 with all recording and performing rights of any kind, making all of his music that he has originally composed or performed free for anyone to use.

## Track listing

### Disc 1

1. Fight Fiercely, Harvard
2. The Old Dope Peddler
3. Be Prepared
4. The Wild West Is Where I Want to Be
5. I Wanna Go Back to Dixie
6. Lobachevsky
7. The Irish Ballad
8. The Hunting Song
9. My Home Town
10. When You Are Old and Gray
11. I Hold Your Hand in Mine
12. The Wiener Schnitzel Waltz
13. Poisoning Pigeons in the Park
14. Bright College Days
15. A Christmas Carol
16. The Elements
17. Oedipus Rex
18. In Old Mexico
19. Clementine
20. It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier
21. She's My Girl
22. The Masochism Tango
23. We Will All Go Together When We Go
24. I Got It from Agnes
25. That's Mathematics

### Disc 2

1. Introduction
2. I Wanna Go Back to Dixie
3. The Wild West Is Where I Want to Be
4. The Old Dope Peddler
5. Fight Fiercely, Harvard
6. Lobachevsky
7. The Irish Ballad
8. The Hunting Song
9. My Home Town
10. When You Are Old and Gray
11. The Wiener Schnitzel Waltz
12. I Hold Your Hand in Mine
13. Be Prepared
14. Poisoning Pigeons in the Park
15. Bright College Days
16. A Christmas Carol
17. The Elements
18. Oedipus Rex
19. In Old Mexico
20. Clementine
21. It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier
22. She's My Girl
23. The Masochism Tango
24. We Will All Go Together When We Go

### Disc 3

1. National Brotherhood Week
2. MLF Lullaby
3. George Murphy
4. The Folk Song Army
5. Smut
6. Send The Marines
7. Pollution
8. So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III)
9. Whatever Became Of Hubert?
10. New Math
11. Alma
12. Who's Next?
13. Wernher von Braun
14. The Vatican Rag
15. Poisoning Pigeons in the Park
16. The Masochism Tango
17. The Hunting Song
18. We Will All Go Together When We Go
19. L-Y
20. Silent E
21. O-U (The Hound Song)
22. S-N (Snore, Sniff, And Sneeze)
23. N Apostrophe T
24. Selling Out
25. (I'm Spending) Hanukkah in Santa Monica
The Rest Of Tom Lehrer

## Album Info:

"**The Rest Of Tom Lehrer**" Was Released In 2010 And Featured 14 Songs Overall. There Are Also A Few Songs On This Album That Appeared On The Electric Company. This Album Also Features One Of Tom Lehrer's Classics, "**Poisoning Pigeons In The Park"**.

## Songs Featured:

1. Poisoning Pigeons In The Park
2. The Masochism Tango
3. The Hunting Song
4. We Will All Go Together When We Go
5. L-Y
6. Silent E
7. O-U (The Hound Song)
8. S-N (Snore, Sniff And Sneeze)
9. N Apostrophe T
10. Selling Out
11. (I'm Spending) Hanukkah In Santa Monica
12. That's Mathematics
13. I Got It From Agnes
Songs By Tom Lehrer

## Album Info:

"**Songs By Tom Lehrer**" Was Released In 1953 And Was Tom Lehrer's First Album. There Are 12 Songs Featured On This Album Overall.

## Songs Featured:

1. Fight Fiercely, Harvard
2. The Old Dope Peddler
3. Be Prepared
4. The Wild West Is Where I Want to Be
5. I Wanna Go Back to Dixie
6. Lobachevsky
7. The Irish Ballad
8. The Hunting Song
9. My Home Town
10. When You Are Old And Grey
11. I Hold Your Hand In Mine
12. The Wiener Schnitzel Waltz
Death Pillar

**Death Pillar** is an unnamed Ankhseram Black Magic Spell.

## Description

The user swipes both of their arms in a circular motion until the bottom of their hands meet. The hand on top has the index and middle fingers pointing upwards, while the other hand has the little (pinky) and index fingers pointing downwards. While doing this, the user is surrounded by a dark aura.

This spell creates an extremely large vertical explosion which can seemingly strike a single target out of others nearby.

## References

1. ↑ Fairy Tail Manga, Chapter 250: Pages 7-8
2. ↑ Fairy Tail Manga, Chapter 250: Page 18
Tom Lehrer Wiki

## **Welcome To The Tom Lehrer Wiki!**

Welcome To The Tom Lehrer Wiki! Where You Can Find All The Information On The Musician!

## Who Is Tom Lehrer?

Thomas Andrew Lehrer is an American musician, singer-songwriter, satirist, and mathematician, who later taught mathematics and musical theatre. He recorded pithy and humorous songs that became popular in the 1950s and 1960s. His songs often parodied popular musical forms, though they usually had original melodies.

## Must Read Pages

* Tom Lehrer
* Song list
* TomLehrersongs.com
* Album List

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                           **This Wiki Is Dedicated To Tom Lehrer**

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The Vatican Rag

## Song Info:

"**The Vatican Rag**" Was Released In 1965 And Was Featured On The Album "That Was The Year That Was"

## Lyrics:

First you get down on your knees
Fiddle with your rosaries
Bow your head with great respect
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!

Do whatever steps you want if
You have cleared them with the Pontiff
Everybody say his own
Kyrie eleison
Doin' the Vatican Rag

Get in line in that processional
Step into that small confessional
There the guy who's got religion'll
Tell you if your sin's original
If it is, try playin' it safer
Drink the wine and chew the wafer
Two, four, six, eight
Time to transubstantiate!

So get down upon your knees
Fiddle with your rosaries
Bow your head with great respect
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!

Make a cross on your abdomen
When in Rome do like a Roman
Ave Maria
Gee, it's good to see ya
Gettin' ecstatic an' sorta dramatic an'
Doin' the Vatican Rag!

## Listen To The Song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5vItuvlARs
Electric Company Songs

## Info:

Tom Lehrer Has Written An Abundance Of Songs For The Electric Company, Which Is An Educational Children's Show That Airs On PBS . This Is The List Of All The Songs Featured On The Program.

## Song List:

* Silent E
* L-Y
* O-U (The Hound Song)
* S-N (Snore, Sniff And Sneeze)
* N Apostrophe T

## Gallery:

This Gallery Shows One Or More Images From The Electric Company's Music Videos For Tom Lehrer's Songs

Silent E (Image 1)L-Y (Image 1)O-U/The Hound Song (Image 1)O-U/The Hound Song (Image 2)S-N/Snore, Sniff And Squeeze (Image 1)S-N/Snore, Sniff And Squeeze (Image 2)
Tom Lehrer In Concert

## Album Info:

"**Tom Lehrer In Concert**" Is An Album By Tom Lehrer And It Was Released In 1994. There Are 23 Songs Featured On This Album Overall.

## Songs Featured:

1. Poisoning Pigeons In The Park

2. Bright College Days

3. A Christmas Carol

4. The Elements

5. Oedipus Rex

6. In Old Mexico

7. Clementine

8. It Makes A Fellow Proud To Be A Soldier

9. She's My Girl

10. The Masochism Tango

11. We Will All Go Together When We Go

12. I Wanna Go Back To Dixie

13. The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be

14. The Old Dope Peddler

15. Fight Fiercely, Harvard

16. Lobachevsky

17. The Irish Ballad

18. The Hunting Song

19. My Home Town

20. When You Are Old And Grey

21. The Wiener Schnitzel Waltz

22. I Hold Your Hand In Mine

23. Be Prepared
New Math

## Song Info:

New Math Was Released In 1965 And Was Featured On The Album "That Was The Year That Was"

## Lyrics:

You can't take three from two
Two is less than three
So you look at the four in the tens place
Now that's really four tens
So you make it three tens
Regroup, and you change a ten to ten ones
And you add 'em to the two and get twelve
And you take away three, that's nine
Is that clear?

Now instead of four in the tens place
You've got three
Cause you added one
That is to say, ten, to the two
But you can't take seven from three
So you look in the hundreds place

From the three you then use one
To make ten ones
(And you know why four plus minus one
Plus ten is fourteen minus one?
Cause addition is commutative, right!)
And so you've got thirteen tens
And you take away seven
And that leaves five

Well, six actually
But the idea is the important thing!

Now go back to the hundreds place
You're left with two
And you take away one from two
And that leaves . . .?

Everybody get one?
Not bad for the first day!

Hooray for New Math
New-hoo-hoo Math
It won't do you a bit of good to review Math
It's so simple
So very simple
That only a child can do it!

Now, that actually is not the answer that I had in mind, because the
Book that I got this problem out of wants you to do it in base
Eight. But don't panic! Base eight is just like base ten really -
If you're missing two fingers! Shall we have a go at it?
Hang on

You can't take three from two
Two is less than three
So you look at the four in the eights place
Now that's really four eights
So you make it three eights
Regroup, and you change an eight to eight ones
And you add 'em to the two
And you get one-two base eight
Which is ten base ten
And you take away three, that's seven
Ok?

Now instead of four in the eights place
You've got three
Cause you added one
That is to say, eight, to the two
But you can't take seven from three
So you look at the sixty-fours

Sixty-four? "How did sixty-four get into it?" I hear you cry!
Well, sixty-four is eight squared, don't you see? (Well, ya ask a
Silly question, ya get a silly answer!)

From the three, you then use one
To make eight ones
You add those ones to the three
And you get one-three base eight
Or, in other words
In base ten you have eleven
And you take away seven
And seven from eleven is four!
Now go back to the sixty-fours
You're left with two
And you take away one from two
And that leaves . . .?

Now, let's not always see the same hands!
One, that's right
Whoever got one can stay after the show and clean the erasers

Hooray for New Math
New-hoo-hoo Math!
It won't do you a bit of good to review Math
It's so simple
So very simple
That only a child can do it!

Come back tomorrow night; we're gonna do fractions!
Y'know, I've often thought I'd like to write a mathematics textbook someday because I have a title that I know will sell a million copies; I'm gonna call it "Tropic of Calculus"
So Long Mom (Song For WW3)

(Song For WW3)

## Song Info:

So Long Mom Was Released In 1965 And Was Featured On The Album "That Was The Year That Was".

## Lyrics:

So long, mom!
I'm off to drop the Bomb
So don't wait up for me
But while you swelter
Down there in your shelter
You can see me
On your TV

While we're attacking frontally
Watch Brin-k-ley and Hun-t-ley
Describing contrapuntally
The cities we have lost
No need for you to miss a minute
Of the agonizing holocaust
Yeah!

Little Johnny Jones
He was a US pilot
And no shrinking violet
Was he, he was mighty proud
When World War III was declared
He wasn't scared
No siree!

And this is what he said on
His way to Armageddon:

So long, mom!
I'm off to drop the Bomb
So don't wait up for me
But though I may roam
I'll come back to my home
Although it may be
A pile of debris

Remember, mommy!
I'm off to get a commie
So send me a salami
And try to smile somehow
I'll look for you
When the war is over
An hour and a half from now!
The Subway Song

## Song Info

This song was never released on album but recordings from a radio interview can be found on youtube

## Lyrics:

H is for my alma mater, Harvard

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Harvard subway station is directly below Harvard Square in Cambridge, Boston. It was opened in 1912. Lehrer started attending Harvard College in 1943 at the age of 15, and there wrote this song in 1944 at the age of 16. “Alma mater”, a Latin phrase meaning “nourishing mother”, means the university that one attended.

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C is Central, next stop on the line

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Like Kendall (below), this stop is next to MIT, and one of four stations on the Red Line opened in 1912.

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K is for the cozy Kendall station

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This is the stop next to MIT, and it was opened in 1912

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C is Charles that overlooks the brine

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Charles Station in Boston is situated near Longfellow Bridge which crosses the Charles River. Inflow from the sea at the time may well have meant that the river was sometimes salty, hence “the brine”.

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P is Park Str- Pahk Street, busy Boston center

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Lehrer deliberately corrects his pronunciation to imitate a Boston accent with ‘Pahk’ rather than ‘Park’.

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W is Washington, you see

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Named after Washington Street. On May 3, 1987 it was renamed to Downtown Crossing, taking the name of the surrounding retail district.

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Put them all together, they spell:

"HCKC-PW!"

Which is just about what Boston means to me!

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The crux of the joke. The first letter of each station can be put together to make the sound of someone gathering sputum from their throat (HCKC) and then loudly spitting (PW). Lehrer’s meaning is simply that he doesn’t hold Boston city in high regard.

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Fall

**Fall** (落ちろ *Ochiro*) is a Gravity Magic Spell.

## Description

The user spreads both arms, with the index and middle finger of each hand being splayed apart. Having done this, the gravity of the intended location is then increased, disabling any foes within. This particular spell can also be used to cancel out other Magics, even one as powerful as Fairy Glitter, one of the three legendary Fairy Magics, although at the time it was cast by an inexperienced user who was unable to use its full potential.

## References

1. ↑ Fairy Tail Manga: Chapter 231, Pages 16-17
2. ↑ Fairy Tail Manga: Chapter 233, Pages 11-12
3. ↑ Fairy Tail Manga: Chapter 233, Page 12
Trees

## Song Info:

Trees Was Released In 2023 And Was Apart Of The Album "**The Conducted**"

## Lyrics:

I reckon I shall never see.

A pome as purty as a tree.

A tree whose hungry mouth finds room

Against old Mother Earth's bazoom,

A tree that looks at God all day,

Because it cannot run away.

A tree that may in summer wear

A mess of buzzards in her hair,

On whose bazoom the snow has lain,

Who now and then shacks up with rain .

Pomes are made by jerks like me,

But only God --- I said God --- I mean God ---

Can make a tree.

## Trivia:

This song was adapted from a poem called 'Trees' by Joyce Kilmer
Alma

## Song Info:

"**Alma**" Was Released In 1965 And Was Featured On The Album "That Was The Year That Was"

## Lyrics:

The loveliest girl in Vienna
Was Alma, the smartest as well
Once you picked her up on your antenna
You'd never be free of her spell
Her lovers were many and varied
From the day she began her beguine
There were three famous ones whom she married
And God knows how many between ...

Alma, tell us:
All modern women are jealous
Which of your magical wands
Got you Gustav and Walter and Franz?

The first one she married was Mahler
Whose buddies all knew him as Gustav
And each time he saw her he'd holler:
"Ach, that's the fraulein I must have!"
Their marriage, however, was murdah
He'd scream to the heavens above:
"I'm writing *Das Lied von der Erde*
Snd she only wants to make love!"

Alma, tell us:
All modern women are jealous
You should have a statue in bronze
For bagging Gustav and Walter and Franz

While married to Gus she met Gropius
And soon she was swinging with Walter
Gus died and her teardrops were copious
She cried all the way to the altar
But he would work late at the Bauhaus
And only came home now and then
She said: "What am I running, a chow house?
It's time to change partners again!"

Alma, tell us:
All modern women are jealous!
Though you didn't even use Ponds
You got Gustav and Walter and Franz

While married to Walt she met Werfel
And he too was caught in her net
He married her but he was careful
'Cause Alma was no Bernadette
And that is the story of Alma
Who knew how to receive and to give
The body that reached her embalmah
Was one that had known how to live!

Alma, tell us:
How can they help being jealous?
Ducks always envy the swans
Who get Gustav and Walter
You never did falter
With Gustav and Walter and Franz!
The Wild West Is Where I Want to Be

**The Wild West Is Where I Want to Be** Was released on the 22nd of january, 1953, It appeared on the album Revisited, track 3 The Remains of Tom Lehrer (disc 1), track 4

## The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be

### Length

2:32

> Now if I may indulge in a bit of personal history, a few years ago, I worked for a while at the Los Alamos scientific laboratory in New Mexico. I had a job there as a spy. No, I guess you know that the staff out there at that time was composed almost exclusively of spies…of one persuasion or another. And, while I was out there I came to realize how much the Wild West had changed since the good old days of Wyatt Earp and “Home on the Range,” and here then is a modern cowboy ballad commemorating that delightful metamorphosis called “The Wild West Is Where I Wanna Be.”
>
>

Along the trail you'll find me lopin'

Where the spaces are wide open

In the land of the old A.E.C. Yee-hoo!

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The U.S. Atomic Energy Commission, which at the time was responsible for nuclear weapons testing, as well as for the regulation and promotion of atomic energy.

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Where the scenery's attractive

And the air is radioactive

Oh, the Wild West is where I wanna be

'Mid the sagebrush and the cactus

I'll watch the fellows practice

Droppin' bombs through the clean desert breeze

A-ha!

I'll have on my sombrero

And of course I'll wear a pair o'

Levis over my lead B.V.D.'s

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He protects his reproduction from radiation with lead underpants (“BVDs”), this being one of the major areas at risk from radiation. Levis, on the other hand, are a type of durable trouser first designed for miners mining for gold and similar in the “Wild West” in the good old days of the 1800s.

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I will leave the city's rush

Leave the fancy and the plush

Leave the snow and leave the slush

And the crowds

I will seek the desert's hush

Where the scenery is lush

How I long to see the mush-

Room clouds

'Mid the yuccas and the thistles

I'll watch the guided missiles

While the old F.B.I. watches me

Yee-hoo!

Yes, I'll soon make my appearance

(Soon as I can get my clearance)

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The government labs have a system of clearances that tell you what information you can see, rooms you can go into, etc. A clearance for a lab is necessary to even get on site, so he can’t make an appearance until he has his badge.

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'Cause the Wild West is where I wanna be
Tomfoolery

***Tomfoolery*** (or ***Tom Foolery***) is a musical revue based on the songs of American satirist Tom Lehrer.

Devised and produced by Cameron Mackintosh, it premiered in London at the Criterion Theatre, directed by Gillian Lynne, on 5 June 1980, where it had a successful run. It subsequently opened on December 14, 1981 Off-Broadway at the Top of the Gate in Greenwich Village, New York, where it ran for 120 performances. The cast included Jonathan Hadary. Lehrer himself was brought in as a consultant.

The revue features 28 of Lehrer's satirical songs that were written in the 1950s and 1960s, known for their "witty naughtiness". Stage directions suggest each actor use their own name and wait onstage in a bar area while the others perform.

### Shows

* Actors Theatre, Louisville, Janurary 27-Feburary 20, 1988
* Alberta Theatre Project, Canmore Opera House, Vancouver, BC November 25-December 21, 1980
* Arena Stage, Washington Janurary 1, 1982
* Charles Playhouse, Boston 1983
* Chicago, Apollo theater 1982
* Cleveland PlayHouse, Cleavland Janurary 14-Feburary 27 1983
* Criterion Theatre London 1980
* Gardner Theatre
* Gates Theater, Dublin. Feburary 1981
* Oslo
* Village Gate Theater, New York 1981
* Walnut Street Theatre, Philedelphia, Feburary 8 - March 1 1986

## Song list[edit]

* Poisoning Pigeons In The Park
* I Wanna Go Back To Dixie
* My Home Town
* Pollution
* Bright College Days
* Fight Fiercely, Harvard
* The Elements
* The Folk Song Army
* In Old Mexico
* She's My Girl
* When You Are Old And Gray
* Wernher Von Braun
* Who's Next?
* I Got It From Agnes
* National Brotherhood Week
* The Hunting Song
* The Irish Ballad
* Smut
* New Math
* Silent E
* George Murphy
* Oedipus Rex
* I Hold Your Hand In Mine
* The Masochism Tango
* The Old Dope Peddler
* The Vatican Rag
* We Will All Go Together When We Go

The following two songs are optional:

* Send The Marines
* The Wiener Schnitzel Waltz
The Old Dope Peddler

“The Old Dope Peddler” is a satirical song by Tom Lehrer. It was on Lehrer’s first album, Songs by Tom Lehrer from 1953, and a new live recording recording on Tom Lehrer Revisited in 1960.

The song is a parody of a popular tune well known at the time, “The Old Lamp-Lighter” by Charles Tobias and Nat Simon, which was a hit first for Kay Kyser in 1947, and continued to have popular new recordings to 1960. The sticky-sweet verses of the original asserted that:

> He made the night a little brighter
>
>
> Wherever he would go
>
>
> The old lamplighter
>
>
>
> Of long, long ago
>
>

It goes on to say that if there were sweethearts in the dark, “he’d pass the light and leave it dark,” and concludes by explaining that now, the old lamplighter turns the stars on at night and turns them off at dawn.

Lehrer’s parody switches the songs protagonist to “the Old Dope Peddler” selling “powdered happiness”. The song was banned from broadcast by the BBC.

In later years, Lehrer apparently came to regret writing the song, stating that the lyrics seemed funny at the time; but today seem “…almost chilling.”

Lehrer’s performance is sampled in the track “Dope Peddler” by 2 Chainz on his 2012 album Based on a T.R.U. Story. The song was also covered by Meat Puppets.

###### Lyrics

When the shades of night are falling

Comes a fellow ev'ryone knows

It's the old dope peddler

Spreading joy wherever he goes

Ev'ry evening you will find him

Around our neighborhood

It's the old dope peddler

Doing well by doing good

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“Doing well by doing good” describes being personally successful as a result of doing good deeds or more generally what’s good for society as a whole. Lehrer jokes that the old dope peddler of the song is performing a public service.

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He gives the kids free samples

Because he knows full well

That today's young innocent faces

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He will soon be selling drugs to these young men when they grow older.

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Will be tomorrow's clientele

Here's a cure for all your troubles

Here's an end to all distress

It's the old dope peddler

With his powdered ha-happiness
The Derivative Song (dy/dx)

## Song Info

This song was written in 1952 for "The Physical Revue."

## Lyrics

You take a function of x and you call it y

Take any x-nought that you care to try

You make a little change and call it delta-x

The corresponding change in y is what you find nex'

And then you take the quotient and now carefully

Send delta-x to zero and I think you'll see

That what the limit gives us if our work all checks

Is what we call dy/dx

It's just dy/dx
Ghosts of Brittia

**Ghosts of Brittia** (ブリティアの亡霊たち *Buritia no Bōreitachi*) is an Arc of Embodiment Spell.

## Description

The user sends out a wave of ghost-like entities, which envelop and immobilize the target.

## Trivia

* Brittia is a quasi-mythological island rumored in Frankish legend to be a haven for departed souls.

## References

1. ↑ Fairy Tail Manga: Chapter 235, Pages 3-4
Silent E

## Song Info:

Silent E Was Released In 1960 And Was Featured On The Album "The Rest Of Tom Lehrer" And "T**om Lehrer: Revisited**". This Song Was Featured On The Electric Company, Along With Many Other Of Tom's Songs.

(To See The Full List Of Tom Lehrer's Songs On The Electric Company, Go Here - Electric Company Songs)

## Lyrics:

Who can turn a can into a cane?
Who can turn a pan into a pane?
It's not too hard to see
It's Silent E

Who can turn a cub into a cube?
Who can turn a tub into a tube?
It's elementary
For Silent E

He took a pin and turned it into pine
He took a twin and turned him into twine

Who can turn a cap into a cape?
Who can turn a tap into a tape?
A little glob becomes a globe instantly
If you just add Silent E

He turned a dam - Alakazam! - into a dame
But my friend Sam stayed just the same

Who can turn a man into a mane?
Who can turn a van into a vane?
A little hug becomes huge instantly
Don't add W, don't add X, and don't add Y or Z,
Just add Silent E

## Listen To The Song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX2fk3JyDnw

Silent E (Electric Company Music Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91BQqdNOUxs
National Brotherhood Week

## Song Info:

"**National Brotherhood Week**" Was Released In 1965 And Was Featured On The Album "That Was The Year That Was"

## Lyrics:

Oh, the white folks
Hate the black folks
And the black folks
Hate the white folks
To hate all but the right folks
Is an old established rule

But during
National Brotherhood Week
National Brotherhood Week
Lena Horne and Sheriff Clark are dancing cheek to cheek, it's
Fun to eulogize the
People you despise
As long you don't let them in your school

Oh, the poor folks, hate the rich folks
And the rich folks hate the poor folks
All of my folks hate all of your folks
It's american as apple pie
But during...

National Brotherhood Week
National Brotherhood Week
New Yorkers love the Puerto Ricans cause it's very chic
Stand up and shake the hand of
Someone you can't stand
You can tolerate him if you try

Oh the protestants hate the catholics
And the catholics hate the protestants
And the hindus hate the muslims
And everybody hates the jews, but during

National Brotherhood Week
National Brotherhood Week, it's
National Everyone-Smile-At
-One-Another-hood Week, be
Nice to people who are
Inferior to you
It's only for a week so have no fear
Be grateful that it doesn't last all year

## Listen To The Song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKbMgPOvX48