Battle For Shopville/Final 5 Words of Wisdom

Final Five Words of Wisdom is the twenty-second episode of Battle For Shopville. In this episode, the final four contestants compete in the last contest of the season.

## Transcript

* Pina Pinapple: Hey Freda, I'm wondering who voted for me last episode.
* Freda Fern: Well, it definitely wasn't me!
* Pina Pineapple: That's certainly good to know, Freda. Still, that leaves Sarah Fairy Cake and Slick Breadstick.
* Slick Breadstick: Well, it wasn't me. I voted Strawberry Kiss' sister.
* Pina Pineapple: So that leaves Sarah Fairy Cake. But why did she vote me?
* Sarah Fairy Cake: Remember TSGA 4? You froze me just because I called you well-read!
* Pina Pineapple: Oh yeah.
* Announcer: Well, since we did Cake at Stake already last episode, it's time for the contest.

## The contest

* Announcer: The 22nd contest, inspired by Ten Words of Wisdom, is to explain why you want Small Mart. Your response must be no more and no less than five words long. I will score your responses out of 10. The contestant with the best response wins immunity. The contest ends February 6th.

## Results

* Announcer: Well, you sure are quick. It looks like everyone did the challenge. Like last time, we'll go alphabetically, which means Freda Fern is first.
* Freda Fern: Small Mart is the BEST!
* Announcer: Nice to hear from someone who didn't know what Small Mart was in TSGA 4.
* Freda Fern: Hey, that was over five years ago!
* Announcer: Anyway, you get an 8. Next is Pina Pineapple.
* Pina Pineapple: It was stolen from me...
* Announcer: I'm impressed you remember the TSG finale, so you get a 9. Sarah Fairy Cake, you're next.
* Sarah Fairy Cake: It's because I am famous.
* Announcer: I'm not sure I understand...
* Sarah Fairy Cake: That's why I want Small Mart.
* Announcer: Of course. Now I understand. However, your response gets a 6.
* Sarah Fairy Cake: That's fine. I'm not that good with this kind of contest, anyway.
* Announcer: Last but not least is Slick Breadstick.
* Slick Breadstick: Small Mart sounds like fun.
* Announcer: Just like your response, which gets you an 8. So Pina Pineapple wins immunity, and it's time for Cake at Stake.

## Cake at Stake

* (The points are gone! We are free of them now, but we look on to the moment that we see the next slice of cake, a step closer to the prize brought on by Cake at Stake!)
* Announcer: Welcome to Cake at Stake. You should know the drill by now. Begin casting your votes.
* (Everyone votes)
* Announcer: The votes are coming in again. See below.

 Slick Breadstick
 Freda Fern

* Announcer: And the next contestant eliminated: Slick Breadstick.
* Sarah Fairy Cake: I don't understand! Why would anyone vote for Slick Breadstick? He's such a great guy!
* Pina Pineapple: He got the lowest score, and he's also a debuter. I can't think of any other reason to vote Slick Breadstick.
* Freda Fern: I'm sure no one here has anything against you, Slick.
* Slick Breadstick: Well, I actually voted for myself, and I think my other voter was Freda Fern, and she explained her reason for voting me last episode.
* Announcer: Well, Slick, I bet you're glad you made it this far.
* Slick Breadstick: I Sure am.
* (Slick Breadstick is sent to the TLC.)

## Epilogue

* Sarah Fairy Cake: So it all ends next episode.
* Freda Fern: Yeah.
* Pina Pineapple: Who's going to win?
* Freda Fern: I guess we'll find out next episode.