Fists of Fury

**Run Ozzy Run** is the fourteenth episode of the second series of The Osbournes. It originally aired on the July 1, 2003.

## Summery

Ozzy and Sharon prepare to leave for a few days on a Hawaiian vacation. Ozzy tells Jack that he is no longer to have people over at the house after 11 PM. Kelly is afraid that Jack will turn the house into a nonstop party while their parents are gone. Sharon promises to talk to him, but this does little to reassure Kelly. Jack has a lot of people over late at night, and they soon begin using the pool and making a lot of noise.

Kelly becomes very upset because she is tired of Jack and his friends keeping her from sleeping. He refuses to listen to Melinda when she asks them to be quiet. When Kelly confronts Jack, he dares her to hit him, so she nails him in the face. They get into a fight, and the staff has to pry them apart. Kelly calls Sharon for sympathy, but Jack gets on the line and complains about the cuts to the face he sustained from the punch.

Kelly feels Jack deserved what he got; Melinda agrees somewhat, but warns Kelly to be careful about her temper. Sharon and Ozzy come home, and Sharon teases Kelly about the incident. Kelly and Jack quickly patch things up, as they hang out in the kitchen and share some Easy Mac.

## Memorable Quotes

"*Now who would put a fucking balloon in the trash can?! A fucking balloon!*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

"*Probably there'll be a fucking hurricane.*"
— Sharon Osbourne

"*When you do come home, don't bring fucking house of rhinos with you!*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

"*We're gonna have a bunch of single Jewish women over, get super drunk and fucked up.*"
— Jack Osbourne

"*It's gonna be so awful when you're gone cause you're not here to mediate anything.*"
— Kelly Osbourne

"*He still sleeps with his teddy bear, for Gods sake, mum!*"
— Kelly Osbourne

"*If he gets drunk this weekend, he's getting the shit kicked out of him.*"
— Kelly Osbourne

"*We could get away with more here than we could at any club.*"
— Jack Osbourne

"*Be good! No fucking around you guys!*"
— Sharon Osbourne

"*Everybody act sober!*"
— Jack Osbourne

"*Why does everyone have to come to our house with their fucking drunk ass girlfriends?*"
— Kelly Osbourne

"*Fuck you guys, I'm going to the goddamn pool! I don't care if its minus 10!*"
— Jack Osbourne

"*He treats this house like it's fucking "Club Jack"!*"
— Kelly Osbourne

"*They're all losers! Boring, fuckwit motherfuckers*"
— Melinda

"*What part of "Shut the fuck up!" do these children not understand?*"
— Melinda

"*You have the fucking half of Malibu at our house every day! Give it up! Just stop, for fuck sake everyone's tired!*"
— Kelly Osbourne

"*You can hit me all you want!*"
— Jack Osbourne

"*You're a fucking idiot Kelly!*"
— Jack Osbourne

"*She hit me with her ring and cut my face open!*"
— Jack Osbourne

"*Why does my brother have to be a selfish douchebag?!*"
— Kelly Osbourne

"*Mum, you would have fucking killed him!*"
— Kelly Osbourne

"*So fucking drunk people bringing their girlfriends to sleep over because Jack turned it into fucking "Osbournes Inn" while you've been away.*"
— Kelly Osbourne

"*It's fucking 4:20 in the morning and Melinda wants to know the meaning of life.*"
— David

"*It's like you're blind,deaf and retarded!*"
— Kelly Osbourne

"*Oh! She's 18 years old! She's got the brain of a fucking 4 year old!*"
— Jack Osbourne

"*What I've learnt is everyday something different happens. Somethings you like and somethings you don't like. It just another hiccup in the journey back to reality.*"
— Ozzy Osbourne

"*I've watched you throw ashtrays at the fucking drummer of Motörhead at his head.*"
— Kelly Osbourne

"*He deserved it for god sake! He was from Scandinavia, he deserved it!*"
— Sharon Osbourne

"*Most men in this family fucking strangle women.*"
— Sharon Osbourne

"*I LOVE EASY MAC!*"
— Kelly Osbourne

## Trivia

* The Easy Mac scene was ether filmed before or some time after the fight according Jack Osbourne, and had no connection to the fight what so ever.
* As of 2018 (as revealed in the Podcast series), Jack still believes that he didn't deserve the punch.