Wilbur Soot

"*" SILLY MOTHERFUCKER WITH HIS ARMS IN THE AIR!! "*"
— Wilbur

Lawyer

Wilbur Soot is one of the five members in the Sorry Boys.

## Physiology

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## Personality

Will is seen with a drama meshed comedy style that shows the over the top nature of his characters. He uses characters like a drunk lawyer or a arsonist to show the funny nature that darker things like that can have at times. It's also noted he has said outside of the Sorry videos that he enjoys doing bits with Charlie as he quickly catches on to his style and jokes.

### We Went To Court

In the video We Went To Court, the first of the Sorry saga, Wilbur Soot is a drunken lawyer protecting the defence of Tommy, who was accused of taking a bite from Philza's sausage roll. Wilbur spends the video trying to convince the judge Charlie that Tommy is innocent.

Wilbur's introduction in the video is when he joins the room as per request of Tommy, who says that he needs a lawyer. One of the first things he does is take a swig from a flask. He very quickly starts to defend Tommy by saying "my client has never tasted the supple, sweet, porky juice of a sausage roll". Upon saying this he starts to argue with Ranboo, who believes that sausage is made from cow. The argument is ended by Charlie stating that Wilbur looks fabulous, and after Wilbur responds by making some sort of unexplainable move, Charlie gives him 'two points'. The points are never mentioned in the video again.

Wilbur tries to call the prosecution to the stand, but Charlie realizes that he cannot do that and calls the prosecution himself. As soon as the plaintiff Philza and his attorney Ranboo is at the stand, Wilbur states that Philza is old.

After Ranboo points out that Tommy is sitting unusually close, Charlie calls him to the stand to check for crumbs. Wilbur then reminds the court that "[his] client is a good boy", "a good young man", and "based". This is then overruled for "suspection of cringe" from Charlie.

Charlie then asks who's turn it is, Wilbur says that it is his and walks up to the stand. He paints a picture of a "casual, sunny January afternoon" when Tommy had arrived in the Sorry office, and was peckish. Charlie asks if he was peckish for a sausage roll, and Wilbur says it was not. He then explains that his clients New Year's Resolution was to be a vegan. Wilbur turns around to say that Philza enjoys the suffering of animals, and then tries to call him to the stand. This results in tumult and disorder in the court before the video turns black for a small amount of time.

Wilbur then requests to ask questions to Philza, which is now sitting at the stand, and his request is accepted by Charlie. Wilbur's first question is to ask Philza if he is from The North (implying the northern part of England), which Philza says is correct. Wilbur's says that he must admit that there is nothing better than "a succulent sausage roll". Philza responds by saying it is "pretty good". Wilbur asks what else he likes, and asks if coal mining is one of them (presumably as a stereotype about northern Englishmen). Philza doesn't respond, and Wilbur goes on to ask the camera/viewers to look into the eyes of Philza, and asks "Does this look like the face of a corpulent northern charlatan? I'll tell you what, I think it does.". He then asks the camera/viewers to look into the eyes of Tommy and says "Does this look like the face of a man who would *feast* on the *blood* of what was once living?!". Ranboo then objects as he stands and says yes.

(To be continued, please add onto this!)

## Gallery

"We Went To Court" Screenshot"That Guy" in "We Went To Prison"Wilbur's parole hearing in "We Went To Prison""Day 4 of Sorry" ThumbnailBTS photo from "We Started A Cult"Going for a run in "We Went To Prison"