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Goldie (Song)

*Not to be confused with the **cartoon successor** of the same name, Goldie (Cartoon)*

## Information

### Released

* August 3rd, 2018 (video)
* June 29th, 2019 (micropop)

### Producer

Jack Stauber

**Goldie** is a song uploaded by Jack Stauber on August 3rd, 2018, along with a music video. It was later released on Micropop as the 38th track under Jack Stauber's Micropop with other songs and archives on June 29th, 2019.

## Lyrics

Your signs meet me daily

A matter to be done

You're finding it harder and harder

It's been years since you won

Take up my storage, it's all your-age

Hot, cold, perfect porridge

Take up my storage, it's all your-age, Goldie
## Notes

Prior to the cartoon successor, the song stood out at the time for its heavily edited and almost unintelligible lyrics, making the song hard for many fans to understand. The song would also feature a very unique music video, with the music video featuring pixelated 8-bit animation. This would make the video well liked by fans, as well as its vibrant pink aesthetic being enjoyed. The song, however, has since become famous for its cartoon successor posted exactly two years after the original music video, said video notably confirming the lyrics to the original song.

## Trivia

* As stated above, a cartoon successor to the original song would be created exactly two years after the original music video was posted, notably having the same name as the song. The cartoon would center around an old man singing to his now deceased wife, Goldie, with said song being the Goldie song. The cartoon would notably confirm the lyrics to the song.
	+ The old man in the cartoon that sings the song and confirms the lyrics is sung by featured singer Noah Britton, rather than Jack Stauber.
* This song could likely be about remembering the "golden" years of your life, how things are now changing, and moving on in life.
* The lyrics "hot, cold, perfect porridge" is a reference to the story Goldilocks and Three Bears.
* Goldie was first available on Patreon on August 1st, 2018.
* Behind the scenes for Goldie were posted onto his Patreon on the same day as the original upload.
* Throughout the music video, strange unintelligible symbols appears on screen under a bottom text box. It's unknown if the symbols are actually real words that are translated into an unknown text form or if they are made up symbols created exclusively for the music video.
Dumpster Girl

Micropop

**Dumpster Girl** is the 48th track on Micropop by Jack Stauber and released under Jack Stauber's Micropop on June 29th, 2019.

## Lyrics

Carry you gently into the dumpster

And fill it with pages of knick-knacks and mustard and band-aids

To shatter those shiny glazed bumper cars

Twisting my ankles out

Paint the, paint the, paint the bruises onto our knees

Purple, purple, purple, and green, you delicate thing

Paint the, paint the, paint the bruises onto our knees

Small and small and unseen, you delicate thing
## Notes

Dumpster Girl is considered a very creepy and unsettling song. This is mainly for its strange and uncanny tone, with fans saying how the somewhat happy and upbeat tone of the instrumental comes across as very unnatural with its dark lyrics, especially during the first half of the song. Because of this though, it has become one of the more popular songs on the Micropop album. The song originally being known for appearing at the end of Beird to later being heard on the Micropop album would be considered a cool highlight of said album.

## Trivia

* As stated above, Dumpster Girl is famous for originally being heard at the end of Beird from HiLo, with a portion of the first lyrics being played as the song quickly fades out and the pitch lowers.
* There have been a few interpretations to what Dumpster Girl could potentially be about.
	+ The first and arguably most popular theory on the song is that it's about hiding a dead body on a dumpster, as literally being stated in the first few lyrics. The final lyrics also add to this theory with the singer claiming that the body is a small and unseen delicate thing. The "shiny glazed bumper cars" also seems to likely imply that the death was caused by a vehicle accident.
	+ The second theory about the song is that it's instead about a toxic relationship, with the lyrics "twisting my anklets off" and "paint bruises to our knees" implying that the pain of their relationship is mutual. The concept of the partner being a "small and unseen dumpster girl" is also interpreted to be a metaphor for the partner being unlikable and belonging in a dumpster. The theory is also supported by the overall concept of the interpretation, with toxic relationships being a common theme in Jack's music, while the dead body meaning being a more sinister and unusual concept for Jack to sing about.
Echo Co Co

Micropop

**Echo Co Co**is a song uploaded by Jack Stauber on May 22th, 2018, along with a music video. It was later released on Micropop as the 19th track under Jack Stauber's Micropop with other songs and archives on June 29th, 2019.

## Lyrics

(It's gonna be the last time) (Ah-oh, haha)

Broken cage

Behind the stage (Yes)

No peeking, sobby (Over here)

No peeking, sobby

So I...

Ah!

Open sky and a grey reply (Ooh)

Living, fasting, pennied eyes (Ooh)

Who could mean the same?

Would it be my name?

(It seems like-seem-seem-seem)
## Notes

The song is noted for its strange sound and vocals, but has also become well liked for so. Its music video is also notable for its strange imagery with the doll heads and the very colorful and psychedelic visuals.

## Trivia

* The title "Echo Co Co" is a play on the concept of echoes and how the title is being echoed.
* As revealed on Instagram, the two-photon microscopy footage featured in the Echo co co music video was provided by the actor seen in the Banter music video.
* The doll head used in the music video is the same one used in the Elder music video.
* The Echo Co Co music video is not available on Facebook for unknown reasons.

## Gallery

Music VideoTwo-photon microscopy footage used as the background
Coral

Micropop

**Coral** is a song uploaded by Jack Stauber on June 10th, 2018, along with a music video. It was later released on Micropop as the 37th track under Jack Stauber's Micropop with other songs and archives on June 29th, 2019.

## Lyrics

Leg rub, push you up

Greater love can hurt you

Although they should know

Itching to connect to it

Well, catch me in the dark, touch me, not smart

It’s no academic heart

Catch me in the dark, touch me, not smart

It’s no academic heart
## Notes

Coral is well remembered and enjoyed for its energetic tone and fast-paced nature. The music video is also well liked for its colorful, vibrant, and flashy imagery, with Jack Stauber notably saying on Patreon that the Coral music video was one of his favorite videos to make, saying that he hoped to make more videos like so in the future.

## Trivia

* The reversed vocals heard during the middle of the song are sampled from a song called Seltzer, which would also be featured on the Micropop album as the 13th track.
* In the music video during the reversed sample of Seltzer, when the CGI human starts smacking his head, multiple messages in the wingdings font appear. They say the following messages:
	+ Jack Stauber is not buried!
	+ I am trapped behind this screen!
	+ How did he get out?
	+ It's not fair!
	+ It's so warm in here
	+ Most of us will die scared!
	+ Comfort impairs!
	+ I can hear it through the screen!
	+ How did he do it?
	+ How did you?
	+ For comfort... No?
	+ Oh No!
	+ Everyone has a gut!
	+ Que sera sera, genius!

* "Que sera sera" is a Spanish phrase that translates to "Whatever will be, will be" in English, meaning that whatever happens in the future will happen, and that all one can do is roll with it.
* Storyboards for the Coral music video would be posted onto Patreon on June 11th, 2018.
* The unedited version of the reversed sample heard in Coral would be posted onto Patreon on June 12th, 2018.
* Coral would mark this first visual depiction of blood in one of Jack Stauber's music videos.
4379

Micropop

**4379** is the 89th track on Micropop by Jack Stauber and released under Jack Stauber's Micropop on June 29th, 2019.

## Lyrics

Oh, the first time of love (Ooooh)

Oh, the second time of love

Oh, the 4379th time of love

(Well...)

You will find true love out the house

But I won't come out my house

But I won't come out the house

Tellin' it to you so sweet (Ha ha)

But I won't get in the street
## Trivia

* 4379 was first available on Patreon on July 18th, 2018.
* The song seems to be about falling in love, with how the intro talks about how great it feels, no matter how many times it happens. However, during the second half of the song, the singer talks about how finding true love requires you to get "out the house" and how the singer didn't do so.
Curl

Finite Form

**Curl** is the eighth and final track on Jack Stauber’s first album, Finite Form, released on March 18th, 2013.

## Lyrics

[Intro]

Will it g- ive -ive -ive -ive -jury? (Just try it)

Can I t- ell -ell -ell -ell to you? (Just buy it)

Will it g- ive -ive -ive -ive -jury? (Just try it)

Can I t- ell -ell -ell -ell to you? (Just buy, buy)

[Chorus]

Will it give me injury? (Just try it)

Can I tell a lie to you? (Just buy it)

Are you coming on to me? (Deny it)

When I turn the master key, you’re higher than a star

[Verse 1]

Don’t let life escape your gaze, gotta read the signs

Capere boni temporum, grasp the good times

Even in the worst of times, as hard as it can be

Vide humanitus, see humanity

[Chorus]

Will it give me injury? (Just try it)

Can I tell a lie to you? (Just buy it)

Are you coming on to me? (Deny it)

When I turn the master key, you’re higher than a star

[Verse 2]

Keeping tight grasp on your raspy past can get you feeling low

Illud dimittis, let it go

Don’t be blind and confine your mind to what you can see

Statuam te liberum, set yourself free

[Chorus]

Will it give me injury? (Just try it)

Can I tell a lie to you? (Just buy it)

Are you coming on to me? (Deny it)

When I turn the master key, you’re higher than a star

[Bridge]

(La-da-da-da-oh)

(La-da-da-da-oh)

(La-da-da-da-oh)

(La-da-da-da-oh)

(La-da-da-da-oh)

(La-da-da-da-oh)

(La-da-da-da-oh)

(La-da-da-da-oh)

[Chorus]

Will it give me injury? (Just try it)

Can I tell a lie to you? (Just buy it)

Are you coming on to me? (Deny it)

When I turn the master key, you’re higher than a star

Will it give me injury? (Just try it)

Can I tell a lie to you? (Just buy it)

Are you coming on to me? (Deny it)

When I turn the master key, you’re higher than a star
## Notes

Curl has a notable mood contrast from The Diverge, being a very upbeat and happy sounding electronic song, being considered a very upbeat, optimistic, and memorable way to end the Finite Form album.

## Trivia

* Curl marked the first closing track to be featured on an official album by Jack Stauber.
* The lyrics that are sung after the Latin lyrics are English translations of said Latin lyrics.
* The meaning of Curl is currently unknown, though fans commonly speculate it to be about enjoying life and living it to the fullest.
Cheeseburger Family / Fighter

EP Cover

**Cheeseburger Family / Fighter** (commonly dubbed the **Cheeseburger EP** by fans) is the second extended song EP created by Jack Stauber, released on August 6th, 2018 under Jack Stauber's Micropop at a length of eight minutes and fourteen second. This EP contains two formerly short songs from Jack's social media that have been extended into full songs. The EP cover consists of a clay model of a cheeseburger with eyeballs on a black background. The EP contains the following two tracks:

1. Cheeseburger Family (4:09)
2. Fighter (4:05)

## Notes

With the EP being the second extended song EP, it would make the concept of extended song releases a new thing, rather than being one-time, especially with Al Dente's extended version still being on Patreon. Each song on the EP would be well liked for their own reasons. The cheeseburger cover art would also become popular in the community.

## Trivia

*Note: The facts listed are only facts about the EP itself. For trivia facts about the songs, please visit their respective pages*

* The cover and promo video are based off Cheeseburger Family, it being the first song on the EP.
* The Cheeseburger EP was revealed on Patreon on August 2nd, 2018, giving fans an early look at the cover art and the behind the scenes of it, revealing it to be digitally colored.
* A behind the scenes post of the promo video for the EP was posted onto Patreon one day after the EP's release.
* The table that the clay cheeseburger is placed on can barely be seen in the cover art.
* The promo video for the Cheeseburger EP is the only extended song EP promo to not feature any snippets of any of the extended songs featured on the EP.
* The house footage seen in the promo video is something that had been under mystery by the community. However, Jack would reveal on Patreon that the footage came from him and that he recording the shot on an old camera, with him claiming that he liked the shot.
* The extended version of Al Dente was first available on Patreon before the release of the Cheeseburger EP.
* Some fans have pointed out that the cheese slice seen on the cheeseburger in the cover art resembles a tear.
CD AD (jackstauber.shop)

## Information

Website Frame

**jackstauber.shop** is a promotional video created and uploaded by Jack Stauber on August 20th, 2018 to advertise his, at the time, new merchandise website. The promo would also come with a song called **CD AD**, with said title originating from its separate Patreon upload, and with it being a one-time song it most likely doesn't plan to be released.

## Lyrics

Hello, I opened up a store so you can have a CD

So you can listen in the car in your cool new T-shirt

Also, they're here for a limited time

That's all I have to say right now, goodbye
## Trivia

* Sara Vanessa, the actress featured in the music video is also an actress in the Dead Weight music video and a featured singer in Doctor.
* The promo was teased on Plopscotch on August 18th, 2018, showing a behind the scenes photo of the waving hand seen in the promo.
	+ The photo would also reveal the hand in the promo video to be digitally colored.
* CD AD was first available on Patreon on August 15th, 2018.
* A high quality behind the scenes video of the CD player made for the promo would be posted onto Patreon.
* Many fans have pointed out that CD AD sounds very similar to the guitar solo and instrumental heard in the Zaki song Jock, with fans commonly speculating that CD AD is sampled off of Jock.

## Gallery

* Trivial Media
* Screenshots

Plopscotch Teaser

Promo video
Black Pepper

Micropop

**Black Pepper** is the 56th track on Micropop by Jack Stauber and released under Jack Stauber's Micropop on June 29th, 2019. This song, despite having vocals, is actually an instrumental track and the vocals are non-lyrical.

## Trivia

* Many fans have pointed out that Not for Your Throat, the 80th track on the Micropop album, sounds very similar to Black Pepper, causing fans to commonly speculate that Not for Your Throat is an edited sample of Black Pepper, or some speculating that the two songs were created around the same time period.
Existential Genius

Live at Bushnel 2018 Visual

**Existential Genius** is a song by Jack Stauber that is commonly performed exclusively at live shows. As of now, this song has never officially released yet, nor has a studio version been recorded. This is a comical song about "thinking too hard" and overthinking things constantly.

## Lyrics

[Verse]

I trip over my shoelace, this happens all the time (Ugh)

Fall into my face, and then come the tears

Then I remember that we're all gonna die

[Pre-Chorus]

This is my song that I wrote from the heart

Existential crisis, sounds pretty smart

I'd tell my dad, but boy does he love church (Hosanna)

[Chorus]

So I masturbate and I watch ESPN

And I open up another bag of Chex Mix

I masturbate and I watch ESPN

And I open up another bag of Chex Mix

[Verse 2]

I'm driving home from work and I'm parking my car

I go up to the door and I think super hard

Now I'm a genius but I want to cry

What is this life? Aah!

[Pre-Chorus]

This is my song I wrote from the heart

Existential crisis sounds pretty smart

I'd tell my dad but boy does he love church (Hosanna)

[Chorus]

So I masturbate and I watch ESPN

And I open up another bag of Chex Mix

I masturbate and I watch ESPN

And I open up another bag of Chex Mix

So I masturbate and I watch ESPN

And I open up another bag of Chex Mix

I masturbate and I watch ESPN

And I open up another bag of Chex Mix
## Notes

Existential Genius is one of Jack's more popular live exclusive songs for its very comical nature and its unusual lyrics, being commonly referenced and joked around by fans. The chorus is also commonly joked around by the community for its vulgar nature and comical tone, often getting the audience to sing along with him.

## Trivia

* As said by Jack comically at the Summer Spirit Festival, this song is for people who are too smart for their own good and think too hard.
* ESPN is a football sport channel that is on cable TV.
Assley Tearsdale

Live at Bushnel 2018 Visual

**Assley Tearsdale** is a song by Jack Stauber that is commonly performed exclusively at live shows. As of now, this song has never officially released yet, nor has a studio version been recorded.

## Lyrics

   *(Note: The lyrics and amount of segments vary on each performance)*

[Verse 1]

Here's to love

Love can be any shape and size

Be it form

And denied us to the price of living

To this love

To love don't share each other's time

And see it in the sun

But the lyrics are easy

[Chorus]

I love you 'cause your love isn't hard to

Can't you see I did?

Assley Tearsdale

Your love is easy to feel

I love you 'cause your love isn't far too

Can't you see I did?

Assley Tearsdale

And love is easy too

[Verse 2]

Lovers till the end of time

We can see the spell of love

And so can all the suns

The universe

Trust in my heart, trust in me

You can see we'll mend it in

But let me into your eyes

And we will see love's sun of sunshine

[Chorus]

You see, I love you 'cause your love isn't hard to

Can't you to love I did

Assley Tearsdale

Your love is easy, too

I love you 'cause your love isn't far too

Can't you see I did?

Assley Tearsdale

And love is easy too
## Trivia

* Assley Tearsdale was said to be one of the main inspirations for Pop Food, as stated in an interview with New Retro Wave. The interview also reveals the song was written in 2016.
Future

Future (instrumental score) Cover Art

**future** is a 2D Microsoft-Paint animated cartoon created and uploaded by Jack Stauber on July 4th, 2018. The cartoon consists of a mother getting a phone call from her son in the future.

## Synopsis

The cartoon begins with a telephone ringing as a mother goes to pick it up. After answering, she is greeted with static noises as an older voice answers back. After the static stops, the caller reveals himself to be her son Billy. He then claims that he's calling from the future because he wanted to talk to her. However, the mother, unsure of his legitimacy, asks him what color his hair is. He tells her that his hair was brown before she hangs up on him, believing the caller is lying.

The mother then goes to Billy's room to check up on him after the call. Billy then greets her, asking who was on the phone, to which mother responds saying that it was no one. She then thinks about the call for a moment and asks Billy what color his hair is, to which he responds claiming that it's brown. In sudden realization, the mother starts tearing up and then starts forcefully telling Billy that his hair is red which causes Billy to start crying.

## Notes

The overall feeling and nature of the cartoon, mainly with the eventual twist and reveal at the end has caused some fans to find the cartoon distressing and unsettling. Fans also find the video to be smart and well thought with its story and the eventual twist.

## Trivia

* Future was teased on Plopscotch on June 25th, 2018, nine days before the cartoon's upload, which shows a behind the scene photo of an asset used for Billy crying.
* The instrumental score created for and heard in the cartoon would later be uploaded onto Patreon on August 3rd, 2018.
	+ The instrumental score was posted onto Patreon on the same day that the 2018 Goldie music video was uploaded.
* The hot dogs would later be uploaded exactly one year apart from the uploading of the future cartoon.
* Fans commonly theorize that future Billy claiming that his hair used to be brown is foreshadowing to later in the cartoon where after Billy originally claimed his hair was brown, his mother in realization started yelling at him that his hair was actually red, making the views on his hair change.

## Gallery

* Trivial Media
* Screenshots

Plopscotch teaser

Cartoon
Healer

Video Thumbnail

**Healer** is a song uploaded by Jack Stauber on August 7th, 2016, along with a music video. This song, as of now, has never officially released anywhere and is only listenable through his social media.

## Lyrics

   *Note: These lyrics have not been officially confirmed by Jack and are interpreted by fans, and some lyrics may be incorrect.*

Choose me

(Ah-uh) Ch— Ch— Ch— (Choose)

Come for me (Ah-uh) Ch— Ch— Ch—

(Ah-uh) Ch— Ch— Ch—

Come for me (Ah-uh) Ch—

Come for me (Ah-uh) Ch— Ch— Ch— (Choose)

Come for me

Choose me

(Ah-uh) Ch— Ch— Ch— (Choose)

Come for me (Ah-uh) Ch— Ch— Ch—

(Ah-uh) Ch— Ch— Ch—

Come for me (Ah-uh) Ch—

Come for me (Ah-uh) Ch— Ch— Ch— (Choose)

Come for me

(Me) Choose me

(Ah-uh) Ch— Ch— Ch— (Choose)

Come for me (Ah-uh) Ch— Ch— Ch—

(Ah-uh) Ch— Ch— Ch—

(Me) Come for me (Ah-uh) Ch—

(Me) Come for me (Ah-uh) Ch— Ch— Ch— (Choose)

Come for me

(Me) Choose me

(Ah-uh) Ch— Ch— Ch— (Choose)

Come for me (Ah-uh) Ch— Ch— Ch—

(Ah-uh) Ch— Ch— Ch—

(Me) Come for me (Ah-uh) Ch—

(Me) Come for me (Ah-uh) Ch— Ch— Ch— (Choose)

Come for me

(Me) Choose me

(Ah-uh) Ch— Ch— Ch— (Choose)

Come for me (Ah-uh) Ch— Ch— Ch—

(Ah-uh) Ch— Ch— Ch—

(Me) Come for me (Ah-uh) Ch—

(Me) Come for me (Ah-uh) Ch— Ch— Ch— (Choose)

Come for me

(Me) Choose me

(Ah-uh) Ch— Ch— Ch— (Choose)

Come for me (Ah-uh) Ch— Ch— Ch—

(Ah-uh) Ch— Ch— Ch—

(Me) Come for me (Ah-uh) Ch—

(Me) Come for me (Ah-uh) Ch— Ch— Ch— (Choose)

Come for me

(Me) Choose me

(Ah-uh) Ch— Ch— Ch— (Choose)

Come for me (Ah-uh) Ch— Ch— Ch—

(Ah-uh) Ch— Ch— Ch—

(Me) Come for me (Ah-uh) Ch—

(Me) Come for me (Ah-uh) Ch— Ch— Ch— (Choose)

Come for me
## Notes

Healer is noted for its very experimental and distinct sound, with its jumbled and heavily edited vocals along with its acoustic instrumental, with fans often comparing it to songs heard on the Viator. The music video is also well remembered for displaying Jack's older art style, featuring many B-shots of outside views, antiques, and watercolor artworks. Many of said shots come from a unique fish-eye camera lens. The atmosphere, coloring, and tone have also been considered very comfy and soothing to watch.

## Trivia

* The meaning of the song is unknown. However, because of the song being called Healer, and the lyrics "come for me" and "choose me", fans theorize that song seems to be about the singer asking for a healer to choose and come for them.
	+ Connecting with the theory, fans also believe the song being sung by a dying artist which adds symbolism to the watercolor paintings seen being worked on throughout the video.
* A B-shot of an outside view from the music video is displayed at the bottom of Jack's merchandise website where Jack gives a brief description and bio of himself and the website.
* Healer is the first of three videos uploaded to Jack's Vimeo, with the other two being the view cartoon and now and then.
* A few of the B-shots seen in the Healer music video seem to be reused and sampled from the Challenger music video.

## Gallery

Music videoStill featured on jackstauber.shop
Baby Hotline / Tea Errors

EP Cover

**Baby Hotline / Tea Errors** (commonly dubbed the **Telephone EP** by fans) is the fourth extended song EP created by Jack Stauber, released on March 21st, 2019, under Jack Stauber's Micropop at a length of eight minutes and forty-three seconds. This EP contains two formerly short songs from Jack's social media that have been extended into full songs. The EP cover consists of a clay model of a white telephone with eyeballs on a black background. The EP contains the following two tracks:

1. Baby Hotline (4:52)
2. Tea Errors (3:51)

## Notes

The EP has since become very popular, notably with its connections to Baby Hotline and its own popularity. Both songs on the EP would go on to become really popular with both the community and also on the internet in general. Both songs notably have a nostalgic and retro sound to them, giving many fans feelings of nostalgia when listening to them. The cover art would also become popular and recognizable on the internet.

## Trivia

*Note: The facts listed are only facts about the EP itself. For trivia facts about the songs, please visit their respective pages*

* This is currently the latest extended song EP to feature only two extended songs.
	+ The Telephone EP has the longest runtime out of every extended song EP with only two extended songs.
* The Telephone EP would be the first promo video for an extended song EP to utilize the common format seen in the promos, a portion of the original song would play before transitioning into a snippet of the extended version, with the transition sound effect being created with seemingly a Korg-Monotron Delay.
* The cover and promo video are based off Baby Hotline, it being the first song on the EP.
* This and Joose's self-titled album were released three years apart.
Good Luck

Some stills from this song's music videos contain minor nudity.

Unofficial Thumbnail

**Good Luck** is a 2D Microsoft-Paint animated cartoon created and uploaded by Jack Stauber on May 20th, 2016. The cartoon consists of a purple creature telling her husband about a dream she had.

## Synopsis

The cartoon begins with two purple creatures sleeping in a bed together, with the wife awake. The husband then wakes up and is greeted by his wife telling him good morning and asking if had any dreams. After he tells her no, she then tells him about a dream that she had, where she was on a dock and found a penny with her smiling face on it. She then tells him that she has a feeling that it's good luck.
Bald Rainbow

Viator

**Bald Rainbow** is the twelfth track on Jack Stauber's second album, Viator, released on September 18th, 2015. This song seems to portray the dissonance between a logical and paranoid mindset of the worst-case scenarios and thinking positive.

## Lyrics

What if it all fell down on our heads?

We wouldn't know 'til we get out of bed

What if the roof fell into our hands

We'd have to rearrange our plans

(Yeah the magic!)

Oh, the panicked glances, all the worried glances

All the looking glances, looking around

(Yeah the magic!)

All the children that are running around without their hands

But, still, I must admit, it's the best we're ever gonna get

I haven't heard a siren in a while

(Hey, the rain's going back up!)

Lest we forget, we choose what we regret

(I should've been there more than I say)

Lest we forget, we choose what we regret

(Nevermind)

(Write and die)
Ebb

Title Frame

**ebb** is a music video by Jack Stauber posted on January 12th, 2018 on select social media platforms. The video would notably feature an instrumental track alongside the video. The track, as of now, has never officially released anywhere and is only listenable through the video.

## Notes

ebb is known for being one Jack's more unusual and obscure works for its strange nature. While the instrumental would be considered catchy, it is best remembered for its video and its usage of uncanny and primitive-looking 3D head models, as well as its heavy distorted VHS effects. Despite these traits, the video along with its song would be considered weird yet lovable by fans.

## Trivia

* The music video for ebb was never posted on YouTube for unknown reasons, despite being posted on numerous other social media platforms.
* It is commonly speculated by fans that this video was created as a test video to experiment with different types of effects and styles with editing, as well as experimenting with 3D models.
* In May 2021, Jack would upload a VHS music video with the phrase "Ebb" being said throughout the Patreon post title and being distorted as "e 4 /{{}{{}{{}{// 3 bb" on YouTube. While it could likely just be a reference to the 2018 video, both videos have no relations to each other.
Depression is Cool

This song features open usage of profanity.

Tumblr Cover

**Depression is Cool** is a song uploaded to Tumblr by Jack Stauber on January 30th, 2018. This song, as of now, has never officially released anywhere and is only listenable through his Tumblr. This song is a comedic representation of people who use depression and other mental issues as a way to get attention.

## Lyrics

The broken glass

My illness worsens

I haven't talked to my friends today

My skull of time, my illness is depression

Depression is cool

Let's fuck in my mom's car (Where did it all go?)

The broken glass

My illness worsens over time
## Notes

This song is very well known across the community for its comedic nature and its deliberately unusual nature, most famously with Jack openly using profanity in the song, something rather uncommon in Jack's music.

## Trivia

* The cover art for Depression is Cool on Tumblr is a distorted still of the CGI house originally seen in the Better music video.
	+ The distorted still used as the cover art would later be reused as a background in the music video for The Motions Of Fun.
* In the artist name section of the Tumblr post, Jack jokingly calls himself Jacking.

## Gallery

Originally scene of the CGI house from the Better music videoCover art later used as a background in The Motions Of Fun
Gnocchi

Viator

**Gnocchi** is the tenth track on Jack Stauber's second album Viator, released on September 18th, 2015. This is a short ambiance track that features multiple synths and sound playing inconsistently.

## Notes

Gnocchi is noted for being a very random and unusual track featured in the album which plays very unexpectedly during the album. Its lack of tempo and melody combined with its short length has caused some fans to find it slightly unsettling while some have also found it funny and enjoyed it ironically, some even saying the track adds to the strange nature of the album.

## Trivia

* Gnocchi is the shortest song on the Viator album.
	+ Gnocchi is the overall shortest song known from Jack Stauber.
Gretchen

Viator

**Gretchen** is the fifteenth track on Jack Stauber's second album Viator, released on September 18th, 2015. This is a short instrumental track that features a tune being played with glass bottle sounds.

## Notes

Similar to Gnocchi, the song is noted for its unusual nature and how strange and unexpected it is, though it is does notably feature consistent tempo and melody, making it more listenable. While some find it strange, some also find it enjoyable ironically and some also believe the track is great addition to the strange nature of the album.
Birthday

Birthday Suit

**birthday** is a 2D Microsoft-Paint animated cartoon created and uploaded by Jack Stauber on April 6th, 2018 in celebration of Jack Stauber's 22nd birthday. The cartoon consists of a toddler version of Jack waking early in the morning on his birthday.

## Synopsis

   The cartoon begins with a toddler version of Jack waking up in the morning. He then walks down the stairs, picks up a toy boombox, and takes a slice of birthday cake. He then goes outside into the woods and walks far off before stopping and sitting down next to a pond. He then uses his boombox to play upbeat music as smiles and starts eating the cake happily.

## Notes

The cartoon has become very fondly enjoyed for its simple nature, wholesome tone, and its nostalgic feeling.

## Trivia

* birthday was teased on Plopscotch on the same day it was uploaded, showing behind the scenes assets for the toddler seen in the cartoon.
* As stated above, this cartoon was uploaded on Jack Stauber's birthday in celebration of his 22nd birthday.
* Jack would post the full song played on the boombox in the cartoon on Patreon the same day the video was uploaded, with Jack dubbing the track **Birthday Suit**.
* Fans commonly theorize that the reason why toddler Jack does what he does in the cartoon is because he wants to start off his birthday in silence and solitude to prepare for the amount of attention he will get when the rest of his family wakes up on his birthday.
* The painting seen in Jack's room in the cartoon is based on a real painting that Jack has a copy of, as seen in the HiLo Teaser video.

## Gallery

* Trivial Media
* Screenshots

Plopscotch TeaserPainting later used in the birthday cartoon

Cartoon (Painting based on real painting)
Bermuda Barb

Viator

**Bermuda Barb** is the thirteenth track on Jack Stauber's second album Viator, released on September 18th, 2015.

## Lyrics

Note: These lyrics have not been confirmed by Jack and are interpreted by fans.

Note: The line "Bermuda barb" is continuously said throughout the song.

You're in the world and you should save me (I need...)

I'm gonna need you all to see and then... (I...)

(Mary)
## Notes

This song is very obscure and strange for its short length and its lack of beat, rather just being a repetitive guitar melody with highly reverbed vocals.

## Trivia

* It is unknown where the bass boosted audio heard at the end of the song comes from, and it's unknown if it comes from Jack or a separate video.
Happy Halloween

Title Frame

**Happy Halloween** is a short video uploaded by Jack Stauber on October 31st, 2017 in celebration of the Halloween holiday. The video also features an instrumental track alongside it, notably being cut off at the end. The instrumental, as of now, has never been released anywhere, nor has an official name, and is only listenable through the video.
Bubblegun

Micropop

**Bubblegun** is a song uploaded by Jack Stauber on May 27th, 2017, along with a music video. It was later released on Micropop as the 40th track under Jack Stauber's Micropop with many other tracks and archives on June 29th, 2019.

## Lyrics

*Note: These lyrics have not been confirmed by Jack and a few lyrics may be incorrect.*

Crazy, mortified

Teeming, yearning

Bath robes, American towels

Shaving mugs, and copies of the Daily Mail

Yearning, shrilly

Pompons, indifference

And frazzled Americans

Amble, hopelessly about looking
## Notes

Fans often feel different emotions from the song and music video of Bubblegun, with some finding it unsettling and some also finding it calming. Some find it unsettling due to the song's unnaturally calm and uncanny tone as well as the empty and eerie nature of the music video. The laugh track heard in between the song can also add to this. However, some fans have also found Bubblegun calming for its soft and simple tone, as well as the music video's simplistic and easy to watch nature. The CGI character seen in the video can also add to both of these, with some finding it creepy and some finding it comforting. The song also often noted for commonly being misread as "Bubblegum" instead of "Bubblegun".

## Trivia

* The glitchy footage seen at the end of the music video is later reused in the promo video for Reviator.
* The Micropop version of Bubblegun removes the high pitched beep heard at the beginning.

## Gallery

Music VideoGlitchy footage later reused in the Reviator promo video
Baby Got No Heart

Micropop

**Baby Got No Heart** is the 59th track on Micropop by Jack Stauber, released under Jack Stauber's Micropop on June 29th, 2019.

## Lyrics

Bad, bad, bad

Bad news, mama

Your baby's got no heart

I said-a bad news, mama (Doctor, what's wrong?)

Your baby got no, it got no, it got no heart

Baby baby, no, baby baby got no

Baby baby, oh, baby baby got no (She's lookin' up to you)

Sorry mama, oh sorry mama (She's lookin' up to you)

Baby baby, oh, baby baby got no heart
## Trivia

* Baby Got No Heart was first available on Patreon on July 12th, 2018.
* The true meaning and story of the song is unknown and there have been numerous interpretations of the song.
	+ The most common theory involves the song just simply being about becoming a parent, though some also commonly theorize the song is about a child being born with health issues or in an unusual way with "not having a heart" symbolizing the problems.
	+ There are also theories that the "baby" just refers to a partner and how they don't have a "heart", symbolizing their cruel personality.
I Hope You Miss Me In Heaven

Micropop

**I Hope You Miss Me In Heaven** is the 32nd track on Micropop by Jack Stauber and released under Jack Stauber's Micropop on June 29th, 2019.

## Lyrics

I hope you miss me in heaven

I wanna be inside your angel head

Remember me in your eternity

My mirror's faded and I'm hanging by a thread

Hope you miss me in heaven (Oh no)

You know I really just want you to (You know I do)

Remember all the funny things I'd do (Ha-ha)

Remember when I'd give up anything for you
## Notes

The song is noted and best remembered for its very emotional and heavy sound and vocal performance, as well as with its dark subject matter.
Darren

Micropop

**Darren** is the 21st track on Micropop by Jack Stauber and released under Jack Stauber's Micropop on June 29th, 2019. This song is someone named Darren who has a fear of consequence, and how they will eventually catch up to him but he'll be fine, either actually or by him ignoring them.

## Lyrics

Darren wasn't on his best behavior

Knowing all the trouble that could come

Hair's getting grayer (Grayer)

Panicking all about the crumbs he left behind

Out of sight (Uh oh)

Out of mind

(Out of sight, out of mind)

Go ahead and try your luck

It catches up

But you'll be fine

(You'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, oh!)
## Trivia

* Darren was first available on Patreon on September 14th, 2018.
Hip End Lover

Viator

**Hip End Lover** is the fourth track on Jack Stauber's second album Viator, released on September 18th, 2015.

## Lyrics

*(Note: These lyrics have not been confirmed by Jack and a few lyrics may be incorrect)*

[Chorus]

Academic stems and an ode to angels

Hip end lover

Welcome in the wettest sin

And rip apart the recognizable

[Verse]

Tripping eager, the slippy Saturday

Awe the months of the strangest heartbeat

Missing mattresses, copper monkeys

A friendly danger of getting dusty

[Chorus]

Academic stems and an ode to angels

Hip end lover

Welcome in the wettest sin

And rip apart the recognizable
Better

Video Thumbnail

**Better** is a song uploaded by Jack Stauber on November 5th, 2016, along with a music video. This song, as of now, has never officially released anywhere and is only listenable through his social media.

## Lyrics

   Note: These lyrics have not been confirmed by Jack and are interpreted by fans, so a few lyrics may be incorrect.

[Verse]

Another time (Another time)

Another broken one (Another broken one)

Another fixer (Fixer)

Another buried

[Pre-Chorus]

And when we get along (And when we get along)

It's not focusing

Together we'll better get (Better, better get)

Something running

[Chorus]

I won't forget about your lies (I won't)

Forget it all, ooh, forget it all, too

Forgive you, yeah

And when all screams freely

I feel alive, yeah

[Outro]

And make it merry

And make it merry

And make it merry

And make it merry

And make it merry

And make it merry

And make it merry

And make it merry
## Notes

The song is noted for its shrill vocals, sounding very uncanny and unsettling to many fans. This also includes the instrumental to the song, having a shrill and sharp sound to it. This video is considered cool for its usage for primitive looking 3D art as well as the ocean backgrounds. The video, though is also notable for being at a very low resolution compared to his other VHS videos, only being up to 240p quality.

## Trivia

* The quick scene in the music video where the CGI house appears would later be reused as the cover art for Depression is Cool, notably being a distorted still of the scene. The distorted cover art would later be reused as a background in The Motions of Fun music video.
* The white line effects seen in the music video are an effect commonly seen through Jack's content, some examples including Hope and Paper Towels.

## Gallery

* Trivial Media
* Screenshots

House scene from Better later used as the Depression is Cool cover artCover art later used as a background in The Motions of Fun

House scene
Beird

HiLo

**Beird** is the sixth track on Jack Stauber's fourth album, HiLo released on April 14th, 2018. This song seems to be about someone attempting to change themselves in order to fit in.

## Lyrics

[Intro]

Oh, whoa

Oh yeah, oh yeah

Uh, uh

[Verse 1]

Fine, I’ll adapt to it now

All I need to find is how

To be bold and choose

Something I could lose

[Break]

Paint another color (Another color)

Pick another day (Pick another day)

Open up the door (The door)

Up and get away (Up and get away)

Paint another color (Paint another color)

Pick another day (Pick another day)

Open up the door (Open up the door)

Up and get away (Up and get away)

[Verse 2]

Wow, what can I do now

Get close to you somehow

And every time I try

All you do is cry

[Chorus]

Paint another color

Pick my color, pick my

Open up the door

Open up and get away

Paint another color

Pick my color, pick my day

Open up the door

Open up and get away

[Bridge]

(Swollen inside)

(Turn to me)

(Scatterbrain)

(Listen to me)

(All that matters is staying really, really cool)

[Chorus]
Paint another color

Pick my color, pick my day

Open up the door

Open up and get away

Paint another color

Pick my color, pick my day

Open up the door

Open up and get away (Ohhh)

Paint another color (Oh-wow-wow-wow)

Pick my color, pick my day

Open up the door

Open up and get away

Paint another color

Pick my color, pick my day

Open up the door

Open up and get away

(Into the dumpster and fill it)
## Notes

Beird is a well liked song on the HiLo album for its funky rock tone and its persistent energy, as well as its vocal delivery.

## Trivia

* At the very end of the song, a sample of another song of Jack’s called Dumpster Girl is played. This song was notably released on the Micropop album over a year after the release of Beird on HiLo, making the sample a mystery at the time.
* The live version that Jack usually plays at shows is drastically different from the studio version, very notably having a more pop-sound than the traditional rock style. The song structure is also different with the live version mainly featuring the verses and the chorus being the outro, with said chorus notably having a build-up and heavy bass drop.
* Some fans speculate that the title Beird is a reference to Jack's long beard, notably seen in a live show visual where his beard is drawn in the song title.
* Fans have pointed out that the instrumental track from the Micropop album called Huts sounds very similar to Berid's instrumental. It's caused some fans to speculate that Huts is an earlier version of what would become Beird, or some speculating that Huts was created and recorded around the same time of Beird's recording.
* The visual for Beird on the HiLo Peek promo would be used as the thumbnail for the video.

## Gallery

Live at Bushnel 2018 Visual; Long beard referenceBeird visual from the HiLo Peek promo (Peek Thumbnail)
6B

6B
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Micropop

**6B** (formerly **6B Baby**) is a song uploaded by Jack Stauber on May 3rd, 2018 along with a music video. It was later released on Micropop as the 69th track under Jack Stauber's Micropop with other songs and archives on June 29th, 2019.

## Lyrics

(Ohoho...)

Knock out the goldie goldie (Laba-lubu-laba-luba) (Ah-ha)

Actions bolder than a 6B pencil

Scribble it out, without a doubt, what are you drawing about?

Scribble it out, without a doubt, what are you drawing about?

Boyo, put that paper down

And don't you make a sound

(Hububububuh, what?)

Because I've got your name (Oh no!)

I'm gonna put you in the ground

6B baby, 6B baby

6B baby, 6B

(Yes, I got my film on-)
## Trivia

* As stated above, the song was formerly known as 6B Baby in the original video upload of the song before removing "Baby" from the title. It's unknown if this was an intentional change or a mistake on Jack's part.
* While not deliberate, fans have jokingly pointed out that the voice at the end of the song sounds similar to Sans, a character from the game Undertale.
* 6B was teased on Plopscotch the same day as the original upload, which shows a behind the scenes photo of the drawings used to animate the stop-motion "Oh-no!" face in the music video.
* A behind the scenes GIF of the stop-motion animated drawn pencils seen in the video were posted on his Tumblr the same day as the upload.

## Gallery

* Trivial Media
* Screenshots

Plopscotch TeaserTumblr Post

Music Video
Astronaut

Micropop

**Astronaut** is the 14th track on Micropop by Jack Stauber, released under Jack Stauber's Micropop on June 29th, 2019.

## Notes

Astronaut has become popular on the Micropop album for its soft, upbeat, and very calm tone, with it notably being an instrumental track. Fans have also noted it for its outer space feeling to it, going well with its name, Astronaut.

## Trivia

* Astronaut is the first instrumental track on the Micropop tracklist.
* Astronaut is the most popular and viewed instrumental track on Micropop.
Candy Eyes

Pop Food

**Candy Eyes** is the eleventh and final track on Jack Stauber's third album Pop Food, released on March 25th, 2017. This is a simple love song that is sung from the perspective of the singer describing the feelings that sparked between them and their partner who is currently asleep.

## Lyrics

[Intro]

(Alright, I'm gonna do this real quiet, 'cause I think you're sleeping)

[Verse 1]

In there we stood

Bled into something good

A love for me easily

Infected by fireworks and cinnamon gum

[Verse 2]

Around that wall

I promised you wouldn't fall

Flip my lid, got me, kid, fall you did

But I intend to catch you soft

So lay in my arms

[Chorus]

In there we stood

Bled into something good (Around the wall)

Streetlight, short-sight

Couldn't foresee it would

A love for me easily

Infected by fireworks and cinnamon gum

So lay in my arms

Around the wall

Promised you wouldn’t fall (In there we stood)

Close my eyes and I can still feel it all

Flip my lid, got me, kid, fall you did

But I intend to catch you soft

So lay in my arms

(Portfolio)
## Notes

Candy Eyes is considered a good and fitting closing track for Pop Food, ending the album well due to its calm and soothing nature. The song itself is noted for its harmonic vocals and its electronic synths.

## Trivia

* Unless you count Look On, Candy Eyes is the second longest song on the Pop Food album, being beaten by I Understand.
* The visual for Candy Eyes in the Pop Food trailer consists of a CGI couple sitting in a living room watching television as the walls slide down to reveal a dark void of floating peppermints.
	+ The television in the release promo visual shows a photo of Jack and a woman sitting together in an identical similar position as the two 3D models are, as well as wearing the same outfits. It is theorized that the 3D models are meant to be a replica of Jack and a woman he knows, as seen on the TV.
	+ The same photo seen on television from the Candy Eyes visual can also barely be seen in the Koi Boy visual in the picture frame.

## Gallery

Release Promo VisualSame photograph of Jack and the woman from the Candy Eyes TV seen in the Koi Boy photograph.
Comb Attack

Micropop

**Comb Attack** is the 20th track on Micropop by Jack Stauber and released under Jack Stauber's Micropop on June 29th, 2019. This song, despite having vocals, is actually an instrumental track and the vocals are non-lyrical.

## Notes

Comb Attack is well liked song in the community for its fun and upbeat tone, with fans finding it enjoyable to listen to.