Major Palace Invasion

So, it looks like that we're now on the ship we've just painted on all over it. And now we're going to the whatever the fuck is that place called "Planet Equestria." The thing is that, through. I'm still on my fucking laptop chatting and playing Minecraft with all my friends and I didn't told them what the fuck is actually happening. Like, WHO THE FUCK GIVE ME THIS MISSION WITHOUT WARNING?!?! This is gonna really be fucking shit. But yeah, maybe this is what I must really fucking do, because I have no idea how to go on my home, really.

So, they said that the planet was guarded by... Well, some kind of long range RD missiles. Friendship Arsenal to be specific. So, because that thing is really dangerous. We decided to plan how to bypass those and get to the planet safely. So we did.

Kerbin said that he will try to jam down the cameras so that something that is called the "FOF" will drive the ship and make sure we passed them. But hey, what the fuck is FOF?!?! Celtic thought it was some kind of slang for sex and details a conversation including it. I thought that was some sort of racist or countryist term for it, but dismissed it and we proceed on. So, they thought that was fucking good. But one problem... WHAT WILL WE DO WHEN WE GOT ON THE PLANET SURFACE?!?! Nope, not really. That's shit.

They said that there are some shots from Spooky's headquarters, because that was his name and he has been praticing his fucking skills because of his obsession with killing "kebabs" and shit. And why the fuck would I care about that?!?! (srry lol). Anyway, everyone doesn't wanna really go in for some reason. But then they see Spooky walking out the fucking room with all his Serbian stuff. Uniform, weapon, everything and all that. He said he was "Kebab Removal Training." What?!?! Is this engrish translation of serbian or what?!?! Let's just forget it and go to the more serious stuff.

Wow, my reality bending senses are so high, that I can literally hear what are those guys whispering about. Veronica didn't knew what a kebab is, really. Just because. LET'S JUST GET IN THE FUCKING SERIOUS STUFF ALREADY!!! (raging metal music ensues). Anyway, Kerbin said there's a deserted patch near the palace, and since no one was there we could get in without any incident. That was good, so we decided to start the plan.

Kerbin started using his... What appears to be his paranormal unstable reality bending powers to disable all the security cameras, causing us to go by undetected. Then, Bonesy started activating FOF, which appears to be named "Friend or Foe" and since we were on a repainted brony ship, they recognized the planet as a friend and we proceed.

But, during the entire plan, I didn't took part in it, actually. Because it needed only a few fucking people. I did something else...

So, I was on what appears to be a stolen Alienware laptop doing some shit with my friends. It's crappy, Acer is better anyway. But yeah, we finally got bored only because Patrix90 did the inevitable he did everytime which is "gtg" and then he quit. I was like "fml" and then quit the fucking server because it's shit to be without Patrix90. I thought I decided to just close the Alienware and go on with it, but I think I MUST KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING...

I decided to get confident, pack up and then go set up a meeting in my secret headquarters with my friendly anomaly, Squigly, to discuss what the fuck is actually happening. Yep, she's my fucking waifu bitch. But again, let's forget it and see what the fuck is happening since she stays up all night and I didn't even know it. After some minutes, we are now on the chat together, discussing the shit.

So, I explained the entirety of the story of what the fuck just happened, from when I got trapped in Vault 420, to when I fought a mutant pony creature, to where I am now. Because of Leviathan (who has apparently "ran away"), she has all the knowledge about the paranormal and whats not. And since she likes to explain literally so long, a meeting literally crashed once because of all the shit that was posted. So, she decided to explain what is happening. So, here we go!:

I was sent on a mission of destroying the entire bases of Bronies and Vore-addicts because the people (specifically Bonesy) I met found me worthy, mostly because I hate Ponification and found it... Well, speciesist. And without giving me a warning, they transported me to Vault 420 with Jack and sent me on this fucking mission. What the fuck? They drugged me while I was asleep, and she knew because of her similiar but unstable reality bending powers, and sent me to Vault 420. What the fuck?!?!

She then describe the entire adventure of the gang when I wasn't on. They were on their "home planet" killing off bronies and vore-addicts and all that. And then they saw Animefan9999, bronified. THAT'S MY FUCKING FIRST PERSON I MET!!! What the fuck. They beat each other until Animefan moved off and then the gang set off an adventure to what appears to be "Planet Vorius" until they reached Vault 420. And described in vivid detail what they did on there, killing vore porno vendors, meeting up Vernoica, getting up the tower where they are supposed to destroy the "vore-ifyer", and then fought with someone called Thebigpuppy. WOW, SHE EVEN DESCRIBED WHAT DID CELTIC AND RYUKO DID IN A HOTEL!!!! But yeah, not gonna describe because that's pretty much shit.

And after that, they set off to where me and Jack got trapped in the first place, called "Vault 420." And had their ship crashed into a speeding Rainbow Dash, and then crashed on the ground. If it weren't for that their cockpit is situated on the back of the ship they'd be dead. They seperated with Ryuko and Veronica because the two had been in the escape pod all along. Then, they set off to Vault 420, which also happens to be situated in Bonesy's home. WTF?!?! And then they met Spooky and came to rescue me out of Vault 420, and that's the basic summary of what happened all along. WTF?!?!?!?!

Then, because I already described of what all happened, she was okay with it and decided to not describe it. Because we were paranormal researchers, she proceed to describe the things involved in the entire commotion. First, the weapons involved. She has the list of all the weapons currently involved (which is all listed here). Quite frankly, I was interested with the Sword of Blatant Ripoffs, specifically the ability to summon familiars from the blade... But I already had Squigly so why would I care?!?! There's my staff too. But there's never an origin to this. However the abilities were just as exactly described; having the holder completely sane, and having the ability to know any weaknesses of an enemy.

That's pretty much it, because we're going to land on Planet Equestria right now and we didn't even knew it. So, for some reason. She decided to imprint some amulet into my brain WITH FUTURE TECHNOLOGY and said that she'll be there every of my move. What the fuck? I'm on a mission anyway. She said it was finished, and then said Godspeed and left the chat. WTF?!?! But hey, atleast I have her with me right? That's what I thought. So I decided to get off my laptop and goes on to the business.

We finally landed on a planet known as Planet Equestria, and saw someone over there: Luigifan. I saw him the way on the chat back then, through. Didn't know if he's a friend, or a foe. We don't fucking know. All we know is that he's someone familiar. Then, something hilarious happened: He asked for someone to replace his dakimakura, which HAS A IMAGE OF BILL CIPHER ON IT! Didn't he look cute these days? Then, Jack said that Hatsune Miku was better. This causes a staring contest to spark up until Luigifan turned into WEEGEE! Hey, the weird thing is that, did I just saw some figure moving past him when he transformed and then moved away?!?! Weird, I cannot trace the source. Must've been a fucking glitch.

Then, Weegee punched Jack towards multiple homes that was in that point. Jack attempted to attack him but that doesn't help. He just got sent flying to multiple buildings. What the fuck?!?! Bonesy decided to attempt to tell about his love for Bill Cipher, and say what if he saw him doing shit like this?!?! Well, he then give the dakimakura back. I saw the figure moving past Weegee once again as he transformed back to Luigifan. The fuck?!?! Then he had to apologize to Jack, even through he actually did it first but fuck it. We're moving.

I said that we're in some sort of Fallout place. And then Bonesy said we might be in a place that is Fallout: Equestria. PONIFICATION!!!! What the fuck. And we might be in the part of that, so we decided to wander around. But then, two guards with mighty advanced technology came in, and then said if we were on the scene of a crime or not. What the fuck is that?!?! Then, Bonesy didn't said anything but let the guards argued over each other, allowing us to escape. What the fuck?!?! Another thing weird is that, I saw the same figure moving past the guards, as if it caused the event or was it. Weird, I'm just literally mindfucked. But whatever the fuck is that, we still have time to move on our mission.

And now, HOW THE FUCK WE ARE SUPPOSED TO GET IN THE FUCKING PALACE FOR GOD'S FUCKING SAKE?!?! Fucking shit. Well, then what happened is that, Kerbin decided to work on his weapon Bancannon tirelessly until it was upgraded to the max. PARANORMAL SHIT?!?! I didn't even knew how he managed to make it that fast, and using anomalous material if at all. So I asked away, but he just insulted back because anomalies. Well, that was uncalled for, because he doesn't really like paranormal research right? Through, the thing is that. I saw the same figure doing it's job again, moving past quickly and rapidly when Kerbin did the job on his weapon. WTF?

Then, Bonesy decided to pick up a couple more weapons. Diamond Spiked Dildo... NOPE. That was used for The Jeffanizer already anyway, and now Patrix90 himself own it. He instead pick up the weapon called "Chainsaw of Spoopiness." WTF DOES IT DO?!?! It makes everyone thought the holder was a cheesy movie character. That's pretty much it. No other abilities so that's bad. But then, we had another problem. All the people in the planet identifies us, and someone else too. Had no idea through, so we're pretty much fucked.

We decided to just go in the palace anyway. There's the first floor of the palace, which was easy considering we had really overpowered weapons. But hey, wait, did I saw someone else with a cyan skin and dark blue hair that is totally humanoid came in and assisted our team? Sure would just been me. Wow, this is like GTA:SA's End of The Line but with bronies. Then, we skipped to the third floor because for some reason it has a warp zone. (CUE SMB1 THEME). Anyway, after we killed all of the guards there, and that Jack thought he would actually left the vault better. We proceed to the door, and then...

A MISSILE CAME IN AND HIT KERBIN!!!!

And then, we seen none other than...

ANIMEFAN9999 HIMSELF!!!!!!!!

Then, we were left stunned at that. How the fuck could he show up so early? He held an extremely big pink cannon, and he was laughing. Laughing. He then aimed his cannon at Bonesy. But then he did the same and the missiles hit each other and exploded. However, behind Animefan, there was a hooded quadruple figure coming beside him, and then the hood was threw off and it was revealed to be...

PINKIE(.)PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

She said "WANNA MAKE SOME CUPCAKES?!?!" We were like "HELL NAW!!!!" And then she proceed to throw herself towards Bonesy. But then Veronica proceed to launch the pony on Celtic, and then he launched the pony towards me, and I proceed to hit it with my staff. However, the thing is that, she wouldn't been sent to far to the sky if it wasn't for a female figure punching it further towards the air. What the fuck, is this baseball?!?! Then, Ryuko threw her scisscor blade on the pony as she came down the sky, and then Jack shot the fuck out of it on the ground. Luigifan then rage for no apparent reason and turned into WEEGEE, and proceed to PUNCH THE FUCK OUT OF Pinkie down further more, causing massive damage.

Animefan9999, watching the entire commotion, stood there in pain, and then fell down to his knees, slowly becoming sane as the queen died, as his cannon converted into a scythe.

WE'RE FINALLY TO HAVE HIM BACK!!!!

But what's worrying is that Kerbin's passed away.

Rip in Fucking Pepperoni forever.

Kerbin

2015, that's it.

OR NOT?!?!

Bonesy decided to attempt to wake him up, and the figure I've constantly seen moved past him quickly as if they are going to do something. Then, he walked closer. Closer, even more closer. Now to his ear, and then he shout something extremely hilarious, "WAKE UP YOU UGLY FUCKIN KANGAROO!!!!!"

Then, Kerbin waked up instantly, and then get so shocked he lost his sanity he rolled down the palace's stairs. Shames to be him. Not gonna help anyway since he could do that himself.

And so, we headed back to our ship.

I opened the laptop, and began to do some stuff. I go back to the chat, and Squigly was there already.

I informed her of the events and what just happened during the mission, and as soon as I finished it. She got excited and told me that the figures I saw were actually herself. WTF?!?!?!?! THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!!! She said she would be there my every move and that's true. Wow, wtf?

I typed on the laptop as we went into the ship. And for some reason, we had hotel rooms in that ship. With comfortable beds, entertainment (NOT THAT ONE) and everything else. After I sat on the bed, and I decided to chat with her just for the sake of having fun chatting. I told that I could be able to get home in this ship, and I will call for Patrix90 when I got back to Earth.

But then, after I said that, Squigly got nervous and said that... Well, she warned me about what is going to unfold, that we will get eaten by something... And we will face a bunch of identityless, vengeful ghosts... And she doesn't know if I will survive or not... It's up to us...

I said I will be careful, and I decided to just go rest. She was like "Godspeed" and quit the chat. Wow, this day is so exhausting, killing peeps and shit.

But then, THE PREDICTION BECAME TRUE...

It was 1:41 AM. We're not prepared for what happened there, Godzillafan1, the general of the ship, came in and then explained to what is happening. I heard his conversation with Bonesy because I stay up all night thinking about Squigly. He said he had some problem with the Planet Vorius... It couldn't been much of a problem wasn't it?!?!

It turns out that...

THE PROBLEM IS ON THE ENTIRE PLANET ITSELF!!!

He said that the planet is heading towards our ship right now... We were totally shocked not knowing what to do, we were unprepared for this shit. Or was it?!?!

And now... You will know what will happen next.