Prepare Your Assholes, Get the Lube

*Prepare Your Assholes, Get the Lube* is the first episode of ***Survivor: Greenland.***

* Gameplay
* Confessionals

## Challenges

**Reward/Immunity Challenge:** Greenland Trials. People had to compete in separate trials in order to gain points to win the challenge.

Winners: Sermersuaq

 First

## Story

### Day 1

Not a fan of this tribe in the slightest! Time to get to socializing! ^\_\_^

So ill do a sum up of what i did today:
casual conversations.
talked about life, about art, about food.
talked least to:
Malik + Sim.
talked most to:
vivor, kaeden and jake.
talked medium to the rest.

omg I can edit confessionals. OK.

Great first impression Dillon.

And I feel like I just put you on mute.

......

Anyways
He asked me if my house was made out of ice or wood
Honestly I thought it was a joke.
Okay and I don't hate Dillon. I just think it's funny that he thought I live in an Igloo

So, in the first few days, my goal has been to quite simply just make social bonds and connections. I don't wanna be a super out-there 'mega strategist', but I don't want to be UTR either -- I just want to be in the middle. Aren in the middle!
Now, the question is: have I met that goal of making bonds? Hell yeah, I'd say that I have. For example, Hannah & I are pretty tight, and Dillon (the meme) is tight with me as well. Gavin & I also have a lil working relationship, which is cool af.

### Day 2

WHen I first saw my tribe, a little smile formed on my face cause there's a lot of old faces like Sam and Aren and Gavin. Sam and Aren I can trust I think. Now Gavin...last time I checked I bashed him in my confessionals in the first org I played in and he's also a pretty sneaky guy so who knows what he can be up to. And he also barely talks to me and doesn't TRY to carry on a conversation which is alarming.
I have to say though, despite the familiar faces, I found my closest ally right now to be Mr. Saxophone (Thomas). We just clicked right away and I think he has close bonds with Hannah apparently he can pull in Rin so that would be four. But freaking Dillon wanted an alliance of him/Hannah/Thomas or something and I'm not in it. I'm not comfortable that these alliances are being formed without me. I was a little late to the fray I guess so I really need to catch up.
Right now the plan of action is bond with Hannah/Rin more to get them more comfortable around me, especially Hannah cause she can be a little slippery apparently according to Thomas. And then....we'll see how things work out from there

One noteworthy thing that happened was Dillion being called out as Nate, i guess by Aren? Idk how Aren woulda figured it out, but at the same time, I'm not complaining, because without Nate here, that means Nick will for sure be closer to me than Nate at a merge, so it doesn't hurt me really, for my own personal game.
So yeah. Right now from what I'm seeing, the tribe is exactly where I want it; in multiple factions, with no real majority alliance leading, because its so much easier to play with voting blocs than majority alliances, cause then you can still be close with who you need to be, but you don't spill the beans on who you have in your back pocket, whos your secret number 1, etc.

### Day 3

Let's seeee....Jake......Sam......what's his face, oh GAVIN. He's in danger and he barely puts in any effort into socializing with me. If he's busy with real life then I get it, but if not then he dug his own grave!
But yeah Thomas is probably my #1 ally right now, but I know I'm gonna need to branch off cause I can see that he's the type of person to make friends really quick and that's really dangerous cause if he finds that sweet spot then he can easily abandon me with the snap of his finger and go with someone else. He's hilarious and funny, but in this game I can't just depend on him and our two-person alliance to carry us through. So I'm gonna need to forge my own path soon so that I can carry MYSELF through the game.

But regarding tribal, it's either Sam or Gavin, and I think the final decision was Gavin, which I am absolutely happy with because I don't trust him one bit and Sam and I have a previous (positive) connection that I might be able to exploit a little. It's going to be me, Thomas, Hannah, Rin, Aren, Dillon, and Jake(?) voting Gavin. Oh and Sam. But I'm not 100% sure on Jake/Aren/Dillon. Dillon keeps lying to my face that he doesn't know anything about the vote even though Thomas/Hannah both told me he was okay with voting out either Gavin or Sam. So...NOT a good impression right away!

Hi there.
Time for a confessional!!
So I've been doing well I feel on my tribe. I've talk the shit out of Alex and a little bit with Nick.

Aren told me that he want to add me on an alliance with Thomas, Dillon, Hannah. YEah, i'm ok, but now everyone is still quiet. We had a different timezone or they are voting me? OMG why i always paly with the inactive players? :((( i'm so paranoid.

Jake came to me saying others were targeting me, but didn't give me a name... and Hannah generally just seems to connect well with everyone but me. Both fo them leaving would be fine by me ^\_\_^