Wonder Woman Abridged

"*And like my legs, justice is extra thicc!*"
—Wonder Woman

## Description

*Wonder Woman Abridged*is the fourth movie in the DC Abridged Universe. It was uploaded to YouTube on July 8th, 2017. The first part can be watched here.

## Plot

In the year 1210, Ares, the immortal god of war, unleashes an unspeakable evil against the world. His wife, the Amazon Hippolyta, stops him, killing their son and defeating the warmonger. Hera intervenes, giving the Amazons a paradise island called Themyscira and a shackled Ares to watch over as their prisoner. For Hippolyta, she grants her the daughter she always wanted, born from clay with the blessing of the gods.

In December 2006, the Justice League briefly meets before their winter vacation. Diana, Hippolyta's daughter, operates with the group as the hero Wonder Woman. She is returning home for the holidays for the first time since she ran away from the island over six years ago. Diana reunites with her mother as well as her old friends Artemis and Alexa. Hippolyta thinks her daughter is being naive about the true evils of mankind, showing her Ares and reminding Diana of the horrors men have wrought.

Colonel Steve Trevor is an ally of the Justice League who is romantically pursuing Diana. He decides to visit her on Themyscira during the holidays, despite the island being full of warrior women who have sworn off men. Steve is captured by the Amazons. Hippolyta interrogates him with the Lasso of Truth, which compels him to reveal what he's thinking. Much to the Amazons' collective surprise, Steve honestly reveals that he only wants to date Diana and see if he has a shot with her, and would only pursue sex once they were married. Diana requests to take the Colonel back to America, but Hippolyta tells her that this time she'll have to earn the right to represent the Amazons in man's world.

Alexa is killed by Persephone, another Amazon who has been seduced by Ares. She lets the god of war free. Meanwhile, Diana bests all her opponents in the competition to return to Steve and receives a new costume. She is saddened to learn of the passing of her friend and vows to defeat Ares. Diana and Steve return to America, going out on a date while they wait for information on the god of war. Muggers attempt to rob them, but they are easily beaten.

Diana and Steve track down Ares and Persephone who are trying to make a human sacrifice to Hades. The heroes fail to stop them, and they escape to Hell, severely injuring Wonder Woman. Diana is angry with Steve for saving her and not going after Ares, but he convinces her that he made the right call. In Hell, Ares finds that Hades is on vacation and has left the god Dionysus to watch over his affairs. He frees Ares of his bonds so that he may bring Earth back under the control of the Old Gods, unleashing the war god's full power.

In Washington, D.C., Ares assembles his army to take over the United States' capital city as the first step of his invasion. Diana, Steve, and the rest of the Amazons arrive to stop him. Ares summons an army of dead Amazons, but Artemis and the departed Alexa are able to contact Hades and have him call them back. Hippolyta kills Persephone, who begs the queen to allow Amazons freedom from Themyscira as her dying wish. After a fierce battle, Diana manages to kill Ares. She and Steve finally kiss and begin a relationship.

Hippolyta decides to finally begin reconnecting Themyscira with man's world and tasks Diana with being their permanent ambassador there.

## Cast

* Milkpiece as Diana/Wonder Woman
* Starbeastrave as Steve Trevor, Clark Kent/Superman, and Dionysus
* LordJazor as Ares, Bruce Wayne/Batman, and Hades
* DustyOldRoses as Hippolyta
* TallestSilver as Artemis
* TotalSpiffage as Alexa
* Kendra Murray as Persephone
* EileMonty as Hera
* DemonGroceryStore as Zeus, J'onn J'onzz/Martian Manhunter, and President Bush
* Malcolm X-Ray as John Stewart/Green Lantern and Victor Stone/Cyborg
* IzanamiVA as Little Girl

Additionally, Thrax, Katar Hol/Hawkman, Arthur Curry/Aquaman, Barry Allen/The Flash, and Barbara Minerva/Cheetah appear in a non-speaking capacity. Hal Jordan/Green Lantern is mentioned.