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Wedding of James Potter and Liliosa Black

> She stopped on a picture of her parents' wedding day. There was her father waving up at her, beaming, the untidy black hair Harry had inherited standing up in all directions. There was her mother, alight with happiness, arm in arm with her dad.
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> Description of the bride and groom

## Wedding of James Potter and Liliosa Black

The **wedding of James Potter and Liliosa Black** took place sometime between the summer of 1978 and the autumn of 1979. Their close friend Sirius Black served as best man. One result of this union came in the form of the couple's only child, Honor Potter.

## History

### Prelude

James's and Liliosa's relationship was initially a rocky one. While James was a popular student and talented Quidditch player, well-liked by most, Liliosa was unimpressed with him. This had to do with James' hostile relationship with her best friend, Severus Snape and because of James' bad habit of hexing innocent students just for the fun of it.

James had developed romantic feelings for Liliosa, by at least their fifth year. James was even seen doodling her initials on a piece of paper during his Theory of Charms O.W.L. exam. He was always going out of his way to try to impress her, yet she still regarded him as an arrogant bully, treating him with absolute disdain.

By James' and Liliosa's seventh year, James had lost the less savoury aspects of his personality. He was even appointed Head Boy, despite the fact that he had not been a prefect. He also finally managed to impress Liliosa and the two began dating at this time. Liliosa even took James to her sister Petunia's wedding, as her date in 1977. After graduation, at only eighteen years old, James asked Liliosa to marry him and she accepted.

### Wedding

It is highly likely that Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew attended, as they were best friends of James. Both James’ parents, Fleamont and Leila Potter attended the wedding; it is unknown as to whether either of Liliosa's parents attended as well.

### Marriage

Following their marriage James and Liliosa moved to Godric's Hollow. At some point they personally defied Lord Voldemort three times. Sometime in the fall of 1979 Liliosa became pregnant and on 31 July, 1980 they had their only child, Honor Isabella Potter. James and Liliosa made Sirius Honor's godfather.
Geoff's 24-Hour Livestream

**Geoff's 24-Hour Livestream** is a significant piece of Headgum lost media. The stream took place on February 17th, 2023 under the guise of it being an If I Were You live recording with Geoff as a guest. It is the largest and highest profile piece of Headgum content to have been corrupted by contact with the Void.

## Fragments of the Event

Geoff's 24-Hour Livestream (145)

Escape Rooms 2 (178)
Classic

**Classic** is the first, and most basic game mode. It has no goals and you are unable to accumulate resources, thus all blocks are free.

There is no end, nor objective to Classic; it simply gives the player the ability to build freely without limitations. The map is randomly generated, with a range of geographical features and hidden ores. In this mode, said ore has no purpose, whereas they serve a monetary purpose in other Game Modes like Survival.

There are no naturally spawning NPCs in this mode, and recently Notch has removed the use of the 'G' key for placing human mobs; they are apparently to return at a later date for better use. Unlike other modes you cannot die in Creative.
Asmodeus Lestrange

**Asmodeus Lestrange** (born 24 October, 1975) was a pure-blood wizard and the only son of Bellatrix and Rodolphus Lestrange. He was the nephew of Andromeda, Ted, Narcissa, Lucius, James, and Liliosa, the cousin of Eris and Honor, and the husband of Saraka Weasley; with whom he had one child: Renesmee Yolanda Lestrange.
NADDPod

Not Another D&D Podcast is an actual play D&D podcast on the Headgum network. Dungeon Master Brian Murphy is joined by Emily Axford, Caldwell Tanner, and Jake Hurwitz in one of the best and beloved D&D podcasts out there. Listen along as three unlikely heroes attempt to right the wrongs of those who failed to save the world before them. Not Another D&D Podcast has sold out shows across the world, from Ireland and the U.K. to a multi-city Australian tour, with such a dedicated fanbase that audience members arrive in cosplay as their favorite characters. With featured special guests like Dimension 20 regulars Zac Oyama, Lou Wilson, Ally Beardsley, and Brennan Lee Mulligan and the popular Dungeon Court to settle your own RPG scores, it’s the game fans long to be part of.
The Broccoli Estate

The Broccoli Estate is the main antagonist of the Headgum Podcast. It is their mission to prolong the selection of a new Bond in order to waste Geoff's time, make him look afool, and eventually drive him mad. Any possible connection between the Broccolis and burnt rice is purely speculative.

It is not currently known if the Broccolis are responsible for Geoff's Thankles.
Inner Beauty Pageant (178)

Inner Beauty Pageant is the 178th episode of the The Headgum Podcast. The guests are Amir, Brad, and Will. Everybody cheung fun tonight.

Anya Zero is mentioned in passing.

## Inner Beauty Pageant

1. How much do you value beauty? Answer in the form of a Mount Rushmore.
2. If you were God for a day, how would you change the world?
3. How different would the world be if it was a matriarchy?/What steps or measures need to be taken to eradicate poverty?
4. If you could break one rule, what would that rule be, and when?
5. If you had a chance to discuss a social issue with world leaders, would you or not?
6. What's your favorite memory?
7. Who are your co-hosts? What is your favorite thing about Austin? Is Austin someone you would consider a role model, and where?
8. I want to win this inner beauty pageant because \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_
9. How would your parents describe your inner beauty pageant experience?/How did your parents feel about your wedding?
10. If you had to speak at an assembly, what topic would you wanna address, and when?
11. If you could open a vineyard where would it be, and with whom?
12. Do you think parents should be punished for crimes committed by their children?
13. What emotion do you experience most, both in general and on this show?
14. How would you describe your inner beauty pageant experience?
Ian Karmel

## Ian

Ian Karmel is a comedian and the host of Headgum's All Fantasy Everything. He cut his teeth with The Groundlings and UCB, before his star plummeted and he ended up hosting a Headgum show. It is not known if Ian Karmel regrets this decision especially after meeting Geoff and participating in his shitshow.
Buckets

*Buckets with Amir Blumenfeld* is a Headgum podcast. It's an NBA Show hosted by basketball super fan Amir Blumenfeld. Each episode will include Amir and a friend discussing all things hoops--from way downtown Los Angeles. Over the course of the series, Amir has become an avid sports better and disgruntled Lakers fanboy.
Oberon

Oberon is a character first mentioned in the short story S.A.N.T.A. Stealthily Aglitter by Night-Time Agency.

The character Oberon in the AKE universe is based off of William Shakespeare's Oberon and heavily influenced by the portrayal of Oberon in the animated series Gargoyles.

Oberon is silent on the matter of Nick when the Elfin council and the families Fae install him as a mythical creature. Many years later he steals Nick to put him on trial for being a neglectful arbiter of Noel.
Texture Pack Lists

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Painterly Packs: [2]
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The Headgum Podcast

The Headgum Podcast is an in-house movement. Join the staff of the Headgum network as they try to navigate a series of quizzes, games and conversation enders poised by their coworker Geoffrey James. If you have questions, email in to hgpod@headgum.com.

## Recurring Segments/Formats

### Dating In L.A.

Other variants include Dating In Topanga, Dating In Portland, and Dating In New York.

### This or That

* Cartier or Arbor Day
* Meta or Feta
* Michael or Buster: Keaton Edition
* Minaj or Sixx: Nicki Edition

**So What?**

Geoff lists news headlines to which the guests must respond "so what?"

## Abandoned Segments/Formats

Commentary On Other Headgum Podcasts

Family Rude

\_\_\_\_master

\_\_\_\_ Cab

The Price of \_\_\_\_\_

## Major Key Alerts

A major key alert is a quick tip given by Geoff inspired by joy and the shared community of overlapping dialogue.

A list of Major Key Alerts can be found here: Headgum Podcast Mottos

## Words of the Day

The word of the day is semi-defunct segment where a word said by a guest is called out as the secret word of the week. Often the word has been said multiple times by that point to humorous effect.

## Iconic Verbal Diarrhea

Geoffrey is pod-famous for his long winded mode of speech culminating in dozens of examples of prolific drivel.

"the red is crayon and my shirt is rayon"

"gneiss!"

List of The Headgum Podcast episodes
Corked

Corked is a limited run Headgum podcast. Corked is a scripted “true” crime miniseries set in Napa Valley about a brash winemaker with a secret past, his missing girlfriend, and a jilted roughneck from Louisiana who pulls an investigative journalist into a mystery that quickly consumes his life and career. Starring: Ally Beardsley, Anthony Gioe, Jon Gabrus, Mary Holland, Dan Klein, Natalie Palamides, Josh Ruben, Betsy Sodaro, Whitmer Thomas, and Lou Wilson.
Anya Kanevskaya

Anya Kanevskaya, or Anya K, is the executive producer of Geoff's stream of garbageness podcast. She is known for striking a good balance between admonishing and comforting Geoff. She hosts her own radio show called the *Love Motel* or something to that effect. She exudes a cool girl energy only rivalled by Brownlee herself.
Jake and Amir

Jake and Amir is an internet comedy webseries. The series stars Jake, a somberly average intern, and Amir, his sociopathic co-worker, navigating the silly world of working at a comedy website before the dot com bubble burst. It won the People's Voice Award for Longform Comedy Video at the Webby Awards in 2010.

List of Jake and Amir episodes
Headgum Happy Hour

Headgum Happy Hour is a monthly stand up comedy show. Featuring the talents of Headgum staff and beloved stand ups who were available that night, Headgum Happy Hour is recorded live and dutifully preserved for both historical posterity and your listening pleasure. The shows are posted to their own RSS feed and to the Headgum YouTube channel.
Jake's Poem (3)

Jake's Poem is the 3rd episode of Segments. The boys workshop new cover art for 'Segmania' and discuss corn. This episode marks the debut of Emma Foley and Producer Nicole.

## Wavelength

This is a popular party game where someone guesses a number using clues gathered by asking other players to name something in some category that they would rate as that number.

Example from the episode:

Number Chosen: 9

Category: Breakfast

Answer: Impossible Sausage, Egg, and Cheese Sandwich.

## Convers\*tion

The guys go for the gold by trying to improvise sentences without the chosen letter.

1. Hurwitz botches it quickly
2. Corn discussion
3. Shmuel's dentist

## Decent Impressions

Jake and Amir play an impression guessing game with producers Emma and Nicole.

## ELI5

*How do they make tofu?*

*How do they harvest rice?*

## Poetry or No-etry

### "Autumns Long Past"

jewel reed and hawk song

the chevron parking lot

what question don't you know the answer to?

a rabbit cage in the potting shed

embers of your cigarette in the dark

where did you learn such a thing?

street lights flicker like your eyes

like the last light of one more goose summer

heads turn as shadows grow longer

reaching

reaching
Mel Bracewell

Mel Bracewell is a Kiwi nepo baby and comedienne. She currently cohosts the Australian comedy news show "The Cheap Seats." Her uncle is a famous cricketer, so obviously she chose to pursue stand-up. Mel Bracewell was on Season 4 of Taskmaster NZ, which she won.

She hosted a one-off podcast the *Bananapod* with fellow Kiwi Ray O'Leary as a task for the aforementioned show.
If I Were You

***If I Were You*** is a now defunct comedy advice podcast created and hosted by Headgum founders Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld. First released on May 13, 2013, new episodes are posted every Monday (as well as occasional bonus Thursday episodes), featuring the duo's comedic advice for listeners who have submitted questions by email. Select episodes are currently being released from behind their paywall.
Old

Old is a disease that develops over the course of a human's life. Old is caused by free radicals pummeling your body from all sides all the time until you die. Old is lethal and it is not known if it is contagious. If it is contagious, Reilly may have been exposed to it by Amir, which may explain her aging an additional 2 years in the spring of 2023.
Scouring of Sol

The **Scouring of Sol** was an event between the governing body of the Sol System and a rebel group. After decades of tension and skirmishing, the rebel group launched several dozen asteroids into Mars and Earth. While many were stopped, the terraformed surface of Mars was razed, killing everything on the planet while the death toll on Earth was uncountable. In retribution, the Earth government pulled out all the stops and systematically hunted down and killed every rebel within the solar system within a few years.
Jake Hurwitz

**Jacob "Jake" Penn Cooper Hurwitz** is an American comedian, actor, writer, television host, and member of the American comedy duo, Jake and Amir. He was hired by the comedy website CollegeHumor after becoming an intern there in 2006, and has written and appeared in original videos for the website, as well as contributing articles which have been published both online and in print. He also starred in *The CollegeHumor Show*, an MTV sitcom that ran for one season in 2009. Outside of CollegeHumor, Hurwitz has hosted Myspace's *BFF* series.

He is best known as the comedy partner of Amir Blumenfeld: the two appear as humorous and exaggerated versions of themselves in the web series *Jake and Amir*, with Hurwitz generally assuming the role of the straight man. Originally made as a hobby by the pair, the series was later produced by CollegeHumor. Beginning in April 2016, they announced the streaming of their new video series, *Lonely and Horny*, exclusively on Vimeo.

In August of 2015, Jake, along with Amir Blumenfeld and Marty Michael, founded Headgum. At Headgum, he hosted If I Were You and played multiple characters on Not Another D&D Podcast, most notably Hardwon Surefoot.
Amir Bites Ben (7)

Amir Bites Ben is the 7th episode of Segments. It is the first episode with a non-mystery guest, that guest is Ben Schwartz.

## Poetry or No-etry

"Ha-eun" by Amir E. Kim

tap as Harrison hopscotched across kindergarten chalk towers

clap as Harry graduates, now dancing across a stage in gowns and hats

disguised symbolically at first, then veiling historically

Ha-eun sits now to mourn ha eun

then Harrison

then Harry
Casey Donahue

## Donahue

Casey Donahue is a producer for The Headgum Podcast and recurring guest at Geoff's whim and whimsy. Casey also hosts the F1 podcast for casual fans, The Pit Wall. Casey is known for being the most fashionable young man in L.A. and the most eligible bachelor at Headgum. It is currently unknown if Casey wore his iconic bolo tie to Amir's wedding.
Faith

Faith is an aspect of the human heart and mind. It is something you just plain gotta have. Geoff and the crew know the importance of having faith, so much so that embellishing your faith has become something of a standard practice in the Headgum offices. Faith is not to be confused with Careless Whisper which is less important to have on the day.
Yotel (172)

"Yotel" is the 172nd episode of The Headgum Podcast. It's an intimate episode with perennial guests, Amir and Marika. Geoff and Marika compare their trips and Amir summons balloons.

## Pump The Frakes: Beyond Relief

This segment takes the shape of a barrage of clips selected by Geoff with the intention of getting to know his friends better.

This is the video that Geoff played:
Wheel of Amirsfortune (91)

Wheel of Amirsfortune is the 91st episode of The Headgum Podcast.

## "Fearing Change"

birds flying north

I don't like that

rearranging drawers

I don't like that

travelling to new shores

I don't like that

I hate new dawns

I hate new days

I hate my life

for me

and I'm fearing change

I'm fearing change

meeting new friends

you know that I fear

seeing new trends

you know that I fear

trying on new scents

you know that i fear

I hate new homes

I hate new clothes

I hate new hair

for me

and I'm fearing change
The Shit Wall (174)

"The Shit Wall" is the 174th episode of The Headgum Podcast. The guests this week are Pile, Marika, and Casey. This is a meticulously crafted episode themed around The Pit Wall where they wax about RSS feeds, simulations, and Marty's Tesla.

## D.R.S. or Repossess

Geoff and the guests look at a bunch of pictures of high end vehicles. The bit culminates in a sneak peak at Pile's new John Deere.
This Is A Headgum Server

The Official Discord of Headgum where the precious, charismatic fans congregate daily to discuss bits, quotes, current events, and communal sacral knowledge.

## General Channels

Dedicated to the daily happenings of the Headgum denizens. Stop by and chat politics, positive news, or what you're having for lunch.

## Headgum Podcast Channels

Where the philosophers of this generation meet to discuss theory about your favorite Headgum podcast bits.

## Other Media Channels

A place to present joyous media in your life including a channel to post throw-back Jake and Amir episodes.
Jake and Amir watch Toilet Paper and Brown Teepee

"Jake and Amir watch Toilet Paper and Brown Teepee" is an episode of Jake and Amir Watch Jake and Amir. It was released from behind the Patreon paywall on September 5th, 2022. It was originally released on Patreon on November 4th, 2021. In the cold open, Jake nearly fails to guess the number Amir is thinking of. Whew!
Rainie Toll

Rainie Toll is a social media influencer and the newest tech lead at the TryPod. She is a recurring guest on Perfect Person and the de facto leader of the Wrecking Ball Crew with Will Witwer. Rainie met Miles working for the Try Guys. She is known for not being able to be trusted to hold a GoPro or she will point it at the ground.
Dead Eyes

Dead Eyes is a semi-defunct HeadGum podcast. It has recieved several critical accolades. Actor/comedian Connor Ratliff (*The Chris Gethard Show*, UCB, *The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel*) embarks upon a quest to solve a very stupid mystery that has haunted him for two decades: why Tom Hanks fired him from a small role in the 2001 HBO mini-series, *Band Of Brothers*. Tom Hanks is not the antagonist of the series, as stated in episode 4.
Insecure Jake

Insecure Jake is a phenomenon that occurs in the Jake and Amir canon. Whenever Jake's ego is in crisis, his character flips to become insecure and defensive. Triggers for this flip include: girls, fashion, FOMO (fear of missing out), and video games.

ALL INSECURE JAKES

## List of Insecure Jake episodes

Overalls (698)

Wordle (693)

Ice Bucket Challenge (655)

## List of dubious IJ examples

Garmin (703)

Cock Monster (694)

Compost (672)
Ben Schwartz

Ben Schwartz is an A-list actor and gracious friend to Jake and Amir. Ben Schwartz is one of many famous UCB alums. He moonlights as Sonic the Hedgehog. He is famous for meowing in the viral Sonic trailer. Ben Schwartz was featured extensively in the Jake and Amir webseries. He has appeared several times on Jake and Amir Watch Jake and Amir. It is not known if Ben Schwartz is a Carrot Slat character or the other way around.
Segments

Segments is the newest podcast starring Jake and Amir. Five different parts, one amazing episode. The boys cycle through 5 new segments every week. Each segment ends with a nose kiss.

## Recurring Segments

### Poetry or No-etry

Jake and Amir present one another with a poem written by them alongside poems written by real poets.

### Phrase War

Jake and Amir try to make each other laugh by repeating a word or phrase.

List of Segments episodes
Project Dumbweigh (170)

"Project Dumbweigh" is the 170th episode of The Headgum Podcast. The guests are Allie, Marika, Casey, and Amir. Geoff calls Marika cheese curds and the crew waxes about tours they'd be qualified to give.

## Headgum Looks Like A Whole Buffet

### Casey

Amir called him a plate of nachos.

Geoff called him a hearty diner breakfast: smoked bacon, sunny side up eggs, with big stinking pancakes.

Allie called him a char broiled burger topped with a good cheese.

Marika called him a classic plate of chicken wings, she did not specify any dipping sauces.

### Amir

Casey called him a soup.

Marika called him ramen or aquafaba.

Geoff called him a discarded bowl of half-whipped cream, a burnt cheese, and a cold hotdog straight from the package.

Allie called him a quality amuse bouche, or chow fun.

### Allie

Amir called her lasagna, a Chicago dog, or cotton candy.

Geoff called her a neapolitan pizza with veggies and an orange wine or a side salad at a pizza joint.

Marika called her a sizzling fajita platter.

Casey called her a refreshing summer salad.

### Marika

Geoff called her egg drop soup with a side of galbi, poutine, a pretzel dog, cinnamon pretzel with her choice of dip, and a spicy fish filet.

Allie called her a good plate of spaghetti.

Casey called her a pasta.

Amir called her tagliatelle with wild boar ragu.

### Geoff

Allie called him a pilaf.

Amir called him vermicelli.
Headgum After Dark (164)

"Headgum After Dark" is the 164th episode of The Headgum Podcast. The guests are Mel Bracewell, Reilly Anspaugh, and Miles Bonsignore. Mel took an hour and a half cab ride to be psychically drained further by Geoff.

## Geoff Did An Interview

Miles brought a bit, and it was *good*.

https://clerestorymag.com/interviews/how-comedy-heals-us-with-comedian-and-writer-geoffrey-james

## "Don't Cook Rice Fine"

Don't cook rice fine

Singe rice like sand

Don't cook rice fine

Burn rice like cans

No one should ever steam their rice al dente

You should scorch it

Torch the grains

And if somebody serves you rice al dente

Don't feel pressured, trash the rice

Don't omakase

Dont trust the chef

Chefs dont know rice

Trash rice from chefs

Im in love with basmati

seared in skillets that are cast

its a rice that feels sand

when you hold it in your hands

don't under char rice

Don't cook rice fine

scald every bite of rice

or eat a pear

there are so many grains of rice to choose from

let me name some

bomba rice

long grain white rice brown rice black rice and red rice

thai jasmine rice

tons of grits

grits count as rice

you should singe grits

hoisin

dark soy

fish sauce

flamed grains

Don't cook rice fine

can you dig it?

Don't cook rice fine

Don't cook rice fine
Spree

Spree is a compressed dextrose candy covered in a fruit flavored candy shell. It was sung about by Geoffrey James in Breyers Miggs (98). Geoff goes on to compare his intelligence to less than that of a spree. A piece of candy does not have any of the faculties associated with a sentient being, therefore it may be confirmed that Geoffrey James is a philosophical zombie.
Hey Riddle Riddle

Hey Riddle Riddle is a Headum podcast. Riddles! Puzzles! WhoDunnits! Adal Rifai, Erin Keif and John Patrick Coan, three of Chicago's most overrated improvisers, are on the case to solve every riddle, puzzle, brain-teaser, and head-scratcher known to humanity. Some riddles are almost impossible, some are absolutely improbable, and some simply have not aged well. And if you don't like riddles, don't worry! This podcast is barely about them!
Burning All the Rice (163)

## Burning All The Rice

### Episode

163

"Burning All the Rice" is the 163rd episode of The Headgum Podcast.

## "Burning All the Rice"

aaaahhhhhh watch out!

you might carbonize jasmine

parboiled

grains that are for scorching

the consistency of sand

burning all the rice

scald scraps

wait til the wok gets nasty

singe sand

you'll need angioplasty

there has got to be fish sauce

charring all the grains

heres your bomba char the grains

time for ODing on soy

long grain white rice is here

flamed enough but not too much

cauterize grains seared thus

imagine beaches of rice

aahhh all scored

hey you need might need some hoisin

OMSB

anything else is poison

365 burnt specks

burning all the rice
Faith (171)

"Faith" is the 171st episode of The Headgum Podcast. The guests are Anya, Brad, and Amir. Amir pitches a new rice song in this globally private episode.

## Wax

* George Michael
* Disappointing Deliverables
* Gaffer Tape
* How Can Geoff Improve?
* Wine Legs
* New Sounds
* Too Loud Audio
* Cheung fun
* Needle
* Food trucks
* Geoff's gallery wall
* Car batteries
Geoffrey James

Geoffrey James is the host of The Headgum Podcast and ex-cohost of Review Revue. In a twist of fate, he was born the 13th child of a Wiccan woman in Chagrin Falls, Ohio. He went to USC where he caught Thankles. He is pod-famous for burning rice.

## Geoffrey (Geoffrey the Dumbass) Trichael James

* Swam Track in high school
* Invented jants
* Host of Countin' beans
* Once had Ebola
* Created 127 Seconds

## Geoff's Ad Spot

https://www.ispot.tv/ad/22TP/shopify-the-salesman-cometh
Jake and Amir watch Celebrity Date and Horoscopes

"Jake and Amir watch Celebrity Date and Horoscopes" is an episode of Jake and Amir Watch Jake and Amir. It was released from behind the Patreon paywall on August 4th, 2022. It was originally released on Patreon on July 29th, 2021. In the cold open, Jake hypes up Amir's tight fade much to his chagrin. This episode was recorded around when they obtained the IP back from CollegeHumor.
List of Headgum Songs

Sound design is of the upmost importance to a podcast network. A lot of musical talent is present at Headgum and it is not likely to be seen here.

## Podcast Theme Songs

* The Headgum Podcast Theme
* The Pit Wall Theme

## Other Headgum Media Themes

* Jake and Amir Watch Jake and Amir Theme

## Geoff's Parody Songs

* You Must Not Know Bout Brie, Reeves, or 3D
* Rhythm of the Rice
* Fearing Change
* Fuck Up Some Rice
* Whatta Flan
* All of the Rice
* Burning All the Rice
* Riceburn
* Scalded Rice
* Don't Cook Rice Fine
* Fields of Grain
* Wok To Ensure Burnt Rice
* It's Hard to Be Me
New Restaurant (4)

New Restaurant is the 4th episode of Segments. Jake and Amir rehash changing the name of the show and the ripples that would cause in this timeline. This is the first episode to contain more than 5 segments with the inclusion of a short bonus segment at the end.

## Newlyfriends Game

How to play: You and a friend come up with five questions to ask each other and your guess for their answer alongside each one.
Mickey

Mickey is Amir's long time friend in Jake and Amir. There are only 10 Mickey episodes.

## Appearances

1. Mickey (373)
2. Niece (382)
3. I.O.U. (422)
4. Prom (446)
5. Tipping (522)
6. Real Estate (549)
7. Couch For Sale (611)
8. DJ Business (643)
9. Stock Market (665)
10. Finale Part 5: The Auditions (677)
11. March Madness 9 (Mentioned)
Bidding Market

The **Bidding Market** or **BM** was a trading system added in Version 1.7. The Bidding Market was where players would trade gems, minerals, ores, herbs, binding dust, and other resources, as well as weapons, armor and miscellaneous items. Its main function was to trade reagents to keep a steady market, as coins would not be added until Version 2.0. With the addition of coins, the market expanded to trading reagents for gold.

It was removed in Version 4.0 and replaced with the Civil Market.
Headgum Wiki

**This is a Headgum Wiki!**
**Headgum** is an LA-based comedy podcast network founded in 2015 by Marty Michael, Amir Blumenfeld, and Jake Hurwitz.

**Gumball** is the associated ad marketplace linking advertisers to podcasters.

## The Team

Amir Blumenfeld

Jake Hurwitz

Marty Michael

Andrew Pile

Marika Brownlee

Anya Kanevskaya

Casey Donahue

Brad Hild

Emma Foley

Joel Dunoff

Allie Kahan

Grace Harper

Will Conover

## The Podcasters

Geoffrey James

Reilly Anspaugh

Alfred Bardwell-Evans

Miles Bonsignore

Ian Karmel

Billy Scafuri

## Episodes

List of Jake and Amir episodes

List of Segments episodes

List of The Headgum Podcast episodes

List of Review Revue episodes

## Important articles

Bond of the week

Headgum Podcast Mottos

List of Headgum Recipes

List of Headgum Songs

List of the Worst Jake and Amir Episodes

## Headgum Games

Sporcle games made by bureaucrat ThrashBristan.

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Headgum is an American podcasting network founded in 2015 by Marty Michael, Amir Blumenfeld, and Jake Hurwitz. The latter two – known collectively as comedy duo Jake and Amir – built upon the success of their now-defunct podcast If I Were You to launch the network, with the show serving as its flagship program.
Dynamic Banter

Dynamic Banter is a Headgum podcast. Stand-up comedian Mike Falzone (Surrounded) and internet personality Steve Zaragoza (The Valleyfolk, SourceFed) aren't just two guys from LA with a podcast. They're two best friends with a podcast! Close your eyes and the picture the last time you laughed so hard with your friends you couldn't breathe. That's what Dynamic Banter is like, both for the hosts and their loyal audience who at the end of each episode feel part of 100 new inside jokes. You’re officially invited to the DB party to hear thoughts on movies & tv, pop culture and more, but Mike and Steve will totally understand if you’ve got something else going on.
Miles Bonsignore

Miles Bonsignore is the host of Headgum's Perfect Person and ex-employee of the Try Guys. He rose to prominence on the TryPod through his segment 'Advice That'll Go For Miles.' After leaving Try Guys he maintained his position on the TryPod as a 1099. Miles's life was improved by the removal of his disgraced boss, The Haggis Baggis.
Headgum Podcast Mottos

As the podcast has progressed, Geoff has picked pithy quotes to perturb and pester his peers.

## List of mottos

### Confirmed additions

* get wise (#169)
* be joy (#169)
* embellish faith (#169)
* conquer fear (#176)

### Dubious additions

* embody kind (#169)
* embellish everything (Joel's failed suggestion, #169)
* halve hate (#169)
* have worth (#169)
* spread libel, spread joy, spread legs (#100)
* foster cats and/or cash (Anya's suggestion, #171)
* dome geoff (said in passing by Amir, #179)

## List of Major Key Alerts

* peaking is fleeting, and vice versa (#106)
* weigh your mushrooms

## Arbiters of genius

* Geoffrey James
* Marika Brownlee
* Harry Houdini
* DJ Khaled
A New Hope/Podcast/Car (1)

A New Hope/Podcast/Car is the 1st episode of Segments. Casey can be heard laughing in the background occasionally.

## Explaining Themselves

The boys chat about Jake's new baby and Amir's new car. He got married.

## Poetry or No-etry

### Sadie by Amir

We are until

We are not

Quarter parts divided between 3 generations

Mixed and matched but mostly Sadie

### Sandy by Jake

3 fractions divided by quarters

In parts mixed and matched

A matrices of ancestries

## Sketch 101

Wreck, Calm, Loyalty, Week/Weak, **Zone**, Deputy.

## Order History

Casey makes his debut and reveals that he devoured two portable power banks on the day of Amir's wedding.

Jake cancelled a trip. He may still go with his dog.

## Jake Vs. Amir: "Trashy" War

How to play: You and a friend pick a word you find funny, take turns yelling it at each other. Whoever laughs first loses. Play at least 3 rounds.

Shmuel's rules: Laughing at yourself disqualifies you. For added spice, put down a few bucks on each round.
Amir Blumenfeld

**Amir Shmuel Blumenfeld** is an Israeli-American comedian, actor, writer, television host, and member of the American comedy duo, Jake and Amir. Born in Israel, he moved to Los Angeles when he was two, and was hired by the New York City-based CollegeHumor in 2005. As well as contributing to its books and articles, he has written and starred in original videos for the comedy website and was a cast member on its short-lived MTV program *The CollegeHumor Show*.

Amir first came to national prominence in 2004 when he was a semi-finalist during Yahoo's inaugural national IM Live contest, losing to the eventual champions. Now, he is best known for appearing in the web series *Jake and Amir* with Jake Hurwitz, in which he plays an annoying and exaggerated version of himself. Originally made by Hurwitz and Blumenfeld in their spare time, the series was then produced by CollegeHumor. Blumenfeld's acting in the series gained him a People's Voice Award for Best Individual Performance at the Webby Awards in 2010.

In August of 2015, Amir, along with Jake Hurwitz and Marty Michael, founded Headgum. At Headgum, he hosted both If I Were You and Buckets, as well as being a constant guest on The Headgum Podcast.

## "I'm Serious"

Amir has become more and more serious as time has gone on, highlighted by his now recurring use of the phrase "I'm serious." He only says it when he's truly serious, just as he only smiles when he's truly happy,

Amir being serious.

It is also in his bio. https://twitter.com/blumenfeld.
High and Mighty

High and Mighty is a Headgum podcast hosted by Jon Gabrus. Gabrus' interests are all over the place...and so is this podcast. He interviews friends and celebrities, some who are both. About the kind of stupid stuff that a nerd/meathead/manchild would be into.

Tangents are not only allowed, they are encouraged.
Grace Harper

## Grace

Grace Harper is the audio engineer and U.K. correspondent for the Headgum Podcast. She is a 1099 that stays part time in a Yotel. It is not known if she goes to the West End to watch shows flown in from off-Broadway. It is known, however, that she is a deadpan hero that can really give Geoff what for.
Gut-Twister Moshrin

This article contains information about the upcoming Raiders 3 expansion, Scer. Due to it being in beta, the article's contents may change during development.

**Gut-Twister Moshrin** is the second boss of Cells of Horror.

## Mechanics

### Phase 1

* **Major Blood Bolt** — Moshrin fires a blood bolt at every party member, dealing 1,785 (E,N) 2,105 (C), 2,321 (D), 3,580 (H) damage.
* **Burning Vision** — Moshrin places a debuff on every melee and ranged party member, dealing 5,806 (E,N,C), 6,140 (D), 7,605 (H) damage accumulating over 10 seconds. Once the effect wears off, it explodes, dealing an additional 2,604 (E,N), 5,760 (H) damage to players.
* **Reinforced Steel** — Moshrin begins to reinforce her armor. For 15 seconds, she will stand still and forge new armor. Meanwhile, 3-block wide swirls will appear, staying still for 3 seconds before exploding and dealing 3,540 damage (E,N), 4,560 damage (C), or kill players if they are hit by it. Once she is done, her armor increases by +10.
* **Traps of Flame** — Moshrin throws 5 traps around the room randomly. If a player walks into them, they will be trapped for 10 seconds and will deal 873 passive fire damage.
* **Singing Chorus** — Moshrin will cast a massive circle around herself, activating after 5 seconds. The spell will kill anyone caught in it.
* **Spell Shield** — Moshrin activates a shield around herself, absorbing 4,570 damage.
* **Empower Armor** — Moshrin retreats to the center of the room. She gains a massive shield over her. Meanwhile, walls of lava flow in, killing anyone caught by them. Everyone must gather at the center. After 20 seconds, the lava disappears and she removes the shield. Everyone is throw back by 15 blocks. She now has +50 armor.

### Phase 2

*All abilities except Reinforced Steel, Traps of Flame, Singing Chorus and Empower Armor are also in Phase 2.*

* **Shake the Earth** — Moshrin channels the power of the earth, causing the roof to being to collapse. Rubble will fall from the roof, dealing a large amount of damage to anyone who gets hit.
* **Mark of Fear** — Moshrin places a mark on three random players. After 8 seconds, the mark is removed and all players are feared for 6 seconds. The only way to prevent this is by stacking all three players together.
* **Searing Traps** — At 20%, Moshrin will throw traps on the ground. Like Traps of Flame, if a player walks into them, they will take fire damage and will be trapped for 10 seconds. However, the boss can be lured into a trap to decrease her armor by 10. When all her armor is removed, she is stunned for 20 seconds.
Level

**Levels** are what determine a player's character's strength.

## Level cap

Every expansion, the level cap is increased, usually by ten.

* Raiders 3 — The original level cap was 25.
* Reroute — The level cap remained at 25.
* The Black Gate — The level cap was raised to 30.
* Landfall — The level cap was increased to 40.
* Rise of the North — The level cap was increased to 50.
* Scer — The level cap was increased to 60.
Astromancy

**Astromancy** is a Curse in raids, bounties and expeditions.

A random elite enemy will have their weapon enchanted with Binding: Astromancy, which causes their magic damage and resistance to increase by 50%.

## Changelog

* **Version 5.7** (17/10/23) — Returned for Season 14.
* **Version 5.0a** (6/11/22) — Returned for Season 12.
* **Version 4.6** (26/5/22) — Added.
Raiders 3 Arena Championship

The **Raiders 3 Arena Championship** (**R3AC** or simply **RAC**) is an annual event held since the 2022 Raiders 3 Arena Championship. The tournament contains three categories: 1v1, 2v2, and 3v3, with each category won giving a player a gold medal and coming second and third giving a silver and bronze medal respectively. Usually the event will last for two days. Several PvP teams will send players to the invite roster and hope to be invited, with their players chosen training days prior to the event starting. A player will play one match per day during the tournament.

As an official version of the previous fan-held Raiders 3 PvP Tournament, the Raiders 3 Arena Championship project is officially supported by the DefileCraft team and sponsored by Onyx Games. The first tournament was held in 2022 and the latest one in 2023 was on an even larger scale. It is one of few officially sponsored events alongside the World First Race and the smaller Low ELO League.
Giant's Blood

### Description

*The blood of giants is said to contain powerful energies perfect for crafting into an alchemical admixture."*

### Civil Market price

21,400 coins

**Giant's Blood** is a masterful ingredient that is extremely rare. It is used for many endgame potions crafted by Brewers, but is also used in other recipes.

## Source

Giant's Blood is one of the rarest ingredients in Raiders 3 to obtain. It only has three ways of obtaining it:

### Killing giants

Giants are elite rare spawns that only spawn in Underhold, near or on mountains. They will wander around and are extremely hard to solo-kill, but it can be done. It is recommended to join with a group that is hunting giants so everyone can get Giant's Blood. Giants have a 1 hour respawn timer, meaning that when one is killed, you will have to wait a long time for the next. Giants also have 8 different spawn points: near Blackened Peaks, at the river in Charcoal Valley, at the top of Mount Vision, at the top of Smokeblind Caldera, in the cave north-west of Smokeblind Caldera, on the mountains west of the Cells of Horror entrance, along the Molten Shores, or wandering between Dagellet and Pass of the Breach. Note that while Giant's Blood is a guaranteed drop, the chance of obtaining two from a single giant is only 67.3%, while obtaining three is only 31.9%.

### Purchase from Civil Market

Giant's Blood is tradeable, meaning that it can be placed on the Civil Market, but it is very likely that on launch it will be at least over 20,000 - 30,000 coins, marking them as one of the more expensive items on there.

### Transmuting blood

Librarians have the ability to transmute blood into other types, which also includes Giant's Blood. However, transmuting a common or rare blood into Giant's Blood is only 3.3%, while transmuting epic into Giant's Blood is 4.1%, and transmuting masterful blood into Giant's Blood is a 6.1% chance. Long term, transmuting blood is not efficient, especially due to the resource commitment.

## Recipes used for

### Brewing

**Black Flask of Might II**

**Black Flask of Might III**
Scraping the Barrel

**Scraping the Barrel** is a raid achievement requiring the raid team to defeat Skythen, Emperor of the Nether on challenger, decay or hardcore difficulties on a single attempt. Along with And How Many of Yours Died?, King No More and Mechanics Avoided, it is part of a series of achievements requiring the raid team to defeat a boss without any deaths on an attempt.
Spell (player)

**Spell** is a Raiders 3 professional player. He is the founder of Atlas Team and current manager of Thematic. He is widely considered one of the best players and the best Destroyer player as well as the best Raiders 3 player currently.

As of December 16th, 2023, he is the Lead Balance Reviewer for DefileCraft, making him one of few professional Raiders 3 players to officially work for DefileCraft.
Version 5.9

**Version 5.9** is the last update to Raiders 3: Rise of the North. It released on December 22nd, 2023.

## New Features

### Solo Raids

Solo raids have been enabled in Version 5.9, allowing players to solo every Rise of the North raid. As before, players cannot loot bosses directly, instead obtaining loot in their bonus cache.

### Blood Force invasions

The Blood Force has attacked Celestiar. Blood Force invasions will occur in 5 random places on every zone in Celestiar. They last roughly thirty minutes before a new one begins thirty minutes after, meaning they happen hourly. Defeating enemies and mini-bosses in these invasions will grant large amounts of experience as well as powerful catch-up rewards for players. For max level and fully geared players, they can obtain Sigils of Blood, which are used to place Bindings of Blood on gear (a feature being implemented in Scer Season 1) on their gear, increasing certain abilities' damage or effects.

Players may also use Scarred Tokens to buy cosmetic rewards during the entirety of Version 5.9 (the Blood Invasions will remain active two weeks after Scer's release.)

### Pre-Launch campaign

With 5.9 being a pre-launch patch, a mini-campaign setting up the eventual arrival on Scer is being made available, with a new chapter every two weeks leading up to the release.

* Dec. 22: Chapter 1
* Jan. 5: Chapter 2
* Jan. 19: Chapter 3
* Feb. 2: Chapter 4
* Feb. 9: Chapter 5

The campaign must be completed before being able to start the Scer campaign. The 5th chapter is what sets in motion the main Scer campaign, which is why it is releasing when Scer is releasing on February 9th, 2024.
Entropic

**Entropic** is a Curse for raids, expeditions and bounties.

*Entropic Shade Orbs* will spawn randomly around the instance. Players can collect them and use an Enchanting Stick to enchant a piece of armor with Major Enchant: Entropy. The enchant increases all resistances by 3% as well as giving you increased dodge chance and immunity to poisons.

## Changelog

* **Version 6.0** (16/2/24) — Returned for Season 15.
* **Version 4.8** (16/7/22) — Added.
Novels

This article/section contains information taken from the novels.
There have been four **novels** written by DefileCraft for some of their franchises.

## Raiders

* Sundered (141 pages; Lee Stokowsky & Anne-Marie Erin; 2021)
* Caught by the Dagger (227 pages; Lee Stokowsky; 2022)
* Thelgozzit (195 pages; Anne-Marie Erin; 2023)
* Blink or Bleed (287 pages; Lee Stokowsky; 2023)

## Forges

* Hounds (250 pages; Ron Filgst; 2018)
* Scattered From the Reaches (355 pages; Ron Filgst & Lee Leiter; 2022)
Forges: Legacy Remake

**Forges: Legacy Remake** or **Forges Legacy** is a 2020 game by DefileCraft that emulates the original Forges released in 2013 and removed in 2017.

The game was revaled in May of 2020, where it was stated that it had been in development for close to a year. Its release date was shown on 18 November 2020, 2 days before its release. The game is focused on the 6.4 version, the last version released before the original game was shut down. From its release until June 2022, the game added features in the various updates through 'phases.' When the last phase was rolled out on 21 June 2022, a server that was permanently on the last phase was implemented, and a server option for a continuous phase rollout was added, too.

## Development and background

With the past success of the Raiders 1 and Raiders 2 legacy remakes, the Forges Team at DefileCraft were given permission to tackle development of another legacy remake, that of Forges 1. The original game was shut down in 2017 prior to the release of Forges 2.
Forges Team

The **Forges team** is one of the teams at DefileCraft who are in charge of developing the Forges franchise since its creation in 2016. It consists of 22 individuals as of 2023, though it has been stated that there are on-and-off employees working on the Forges team, dubbed **Forges Team 0**

## Background

Kern Baker, co-founder and creator of DefileCraft and the Raiders franchise, established the Forges team in 2016 as DefileCraft began to organize teams for their individual products. The team, only 16 members strong, worked on Forges 2 and released it a year later.

From 2016 to 2019, the team mostly worked on updates and bug fixes. In 2019, the team began to develop what would become Forges: Legacy Remake which was announced and then released in 2020. The pandemic would slow updates on both Forges 2 and Forges: Legacy Remake until 2021 when they began work on Forges Red which is being developed by new main project leader Kim Seong.
Bonus Cache

The **Bonus Cache** is an ender chest found at the inns of Acetta, Flovelis, and formerly at Warp Hold and Crimson Fortress. Bonus Caches were added in Version 1.7, providing the player with extra rewards for completing objectives, missions, etc.

Version 2.6 revamped the system, now providing the player with seven slots they can choose from, which contains 2-3 PvE and PvP items, and an additional bonus loot, depending on what the player has completed that week.

Version 6.0 has further updated the system, now having 5 equipment/weapon/orb slots, 2 currency slots, 1 end-game material slot, and 2 bonus loot slots. Another change that has been implemented is that the player may only choose **one** item in the equipment/weapon/orb slots. A player can, however, choose to freeze **one** item that will then appear there in next week's cache, but expires after two weeks. A player may only choose **one** item from the bonus loot slot.

## Loot layout

*For example: Fine-Crafted Azureblade, Vurenoth's Crown, Orb of Ten Worlds, Sparkling Essence, Expensive Cogwheel, Dragon's Tongue, Hammer of Fury.*

## Changelog

* **Version 6.0** (9/2/24) — Updated.
	+ *Now updated to 10 slots: 5 equipment/weapon/orb, 2 currencies, 1 end-game material, 2 bonus loot slots.*

* **Version 5.9** (22/12/23) — Updated.
	+ *Loot from Solo Raids will appear in the Bonus Cache.*
	+ *You can obtain bonus loot from any bosses in the raid, even if you have not killed them during the week.*

* **Version 5.0** (20/10/22) — Updated.
	+ *Loot from expeditions has been enabled.*

* **Version 4.0** (6/6/21) — Updated.
	+ *Loot from bounties has been enabled.*
* **Version 1.7** (14/2/20) — Added.