March to a Million Part Two

"*Ah, shit. That's not even close to a million subscribers.*"
―Erik
March to a Million Part Two is the 110th lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It's the second March to a Million lesson following March to a Million Part One. It was released on March 31, 2020.

## Summary

Erik checks up on his March to a Million and sees that he's not even close to what he needs.

Erik declares March to a Million a failure. He thinks about blaming COVID-19 but realizes that it actually should have helped him. He looks at the ad he made, which didn't do very well. He asks his students for helpful advice to improve the ad, but the advice is all terrible. Then one suggests that he use Detective Nobbleberry and Erik decides to offer Ridleymane Quarterchop some work. Quarterchop agrees to make an ad, but then Quarterchop just turns it into a NordVPN ad. Erik decides just to monetize the ad and make money.

Then Erik looks at the Chatroulette stream where he's talking about his channel, but it's just been playing for the same naked man for the last five days. He also looks at reddit where a screenshot of a Ted Cruz tweet got popular, but all of the commenters are just confused about why the title is "bounced on my boy's dick to this." Then he looks at the comments of his previous March to a Million lesson to see if he can learn anything there. The comments aren't helpful, but Internet Historian leaves a comment asking why he didn't get his shirt from Erik. Erik spits on a shirt and sends it in the mail. He replies to some comments and spits on some more clothes.

Erik decides that he's not going to get to a million subscribers, but that's okay because he can take care of the students he already has. He goes to talk to them on Twitter, but Uncle Dave had them all make pickle Erik drawings and they overwhelm his Twitter feed. Erik is honored by the incredible effort that was undertaken to turn him into a pickle.

## Comments

*NordVPN.com/Nobbleberry subscribe to Internet Historian*
- Erik

*Hahahahaha I never did get around to reporting you for hate crimes but I did subscribe to your channel because you're hilarious.*
- Anphib

*Let me tell you a story about my son Jacob, lol just kidding thanks for the sub man*
- Erik

*Erik we need you. Feed us some time away from the crazy.*
- Chuck Lee

*Hey no worries I got your back. Did you see my latest video about the deadly flu pandemic?*
- Erik

*One of my facebook friends sent me here. So now i'm subbed. Hope that helps.**Ps, can i help you kick jacob?*
- Roysenator

*Thanks for the sub man! Here's Sonic the Hedgehog full movie HD https://bit.ly/39whWKv*
- Erik

*Hey thanks for the shout out! Although I just wanted to check in about a shirt you promised a while ago and ask if it ever got sent. I really hope it didn't get lost.*
- Internet Historian

*shirt's in the mail bitch!*
- Erik

*Yo! I really want that shirt after he spit on it!!*
- Manny Chains

*Hope you're a size small*
- Erik

*Where's the cool sponsor skit, like that great head in a jar one or the infinite sandwich one?*
- Joshua Scholar

*Uh yeah I had to throw out all my scripts for the rest of the month because everybody started dying and now I have to film the rest of my ads with a tin can for a microphone and two desk lamps that I stole from a goodwill. They won't be as complex, but at least I'll be able to afford my inevitable thirty thousand dollar hospital bill.*
- Erik

*Why is this man always sweaty*
- Butterking

*BECAUSE IT'S WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT, BUTTERKING*
- Erik

*March to a million then April to a million, May to a million, June to a million*
- Antonis Kazou

*Nah next month is gonna be called "Fapril till you Mapril"*
- Erik

*Hey Erik, can you make a lesson about overpopulation? It'd be interesting, I think.*
- TigerwomanXsweden

*I have a feeling that topic might seem dated in a few months.*
- Erik

*Whoever makes the best Pickle Erik illustaration get $100 Neon Grizzly coupon code. #PickleErik #NeonGrizzly*
- @SexyUncleDave

## Context

1. ↑ Erik says his shady link goes to goatse, but it actually goes to a fart video

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