Whack Your Boss

Stop. Have you lost your mind? Interrupting me in the middle of a sentence. I asked of synergy and- What's that? That file shouldn't be there! You did it wrong. Again. My god, that one's wrong too! How many of your files are wrong? This one's wrong. This one too.

- The Boss

**Whack Your Boss** (stylized as **Whack** Your **Boss**) is the first game in the "Whack Your" series and the first one by doodie. com. In the game, your goal is to find all 24 ways to kill your boss (27 ways in mobile versions.)

## Kills

1. Fists - The employee punches the boss until he dies. (Post-kill Animation: The employee plays on his computer.)
2. Cupboard - The employee tries to tear off a cupboard door, and when that fails, he slams the boss's head against it until he dies. (Post-kill Animation: The employee listens to music.)
3. Scissors - The employee slices the boss's neck with the scissors, causing a large amount of blood to spray out. Often considered the most gruesome death in the game. (Post-kill Animation: The employee listens to music.)
4. Lamp - The employee hits his boss with a lamp, but when the boss is still alive, the employee electrocutes him by putting the lamp on his foot. (Post-kill Animation: The employee listens to music.)
5. Ruler - The fastest kill in the game. The employee grabs the ruler from his desk and throws it at the boss's head. (Post-kill Animation: The employee plays on his computer.)
6. Computer Tower - The employee crushes the boss's head with the computer tower. (Post-kill Animation: The employee reads a book, which he doesn't do with the other kills, making this the only kill with a unique post-kill animation.)
7. Suitcase - The employee beats up the boss with a suitcase, and then he stomps on the suitcase while the boss's head is in it. (Post-kill Animation: The employee listens to music.)
8. Keyboard - The employee beats his boss with the keyboard. A sharp end of the keyboard breaks off, which the employee stuffs in the boss's mouth and stomps on his head, getting the keyboard into the boss's skull. (Post-kill Animation: The employee listens to music.)
9. Umbrella - The employee stabs the boss with an umbrella. (Post-kill Animation: The employee listens to music.)
10. Vase - The employee breaks the vase, and then stabs the boss' eyes with it. (Post-kill Animation: The employee listens to music.)
11. Coffee Mug - The employee beats the boss with the coffee mug. (Post-kill Animation: The employee plays on his computer.)
12. The Wall - The longest kill in the game. The employee causes chaos in the office, eventually throwing his boss through the cubicle wall. (Post-kill Animation: The employee listens to music, while also heavily breathing when coming into the office.)
13. Coat Hanger - The employee spins his boss around and throws him at the coat hanger, which stabs the boss in the neck. (Post-kill Animation: The employee listens to music.)
14. The Clock - Another worker throws the clock at the boss, and the employee beats his boss with the clock. He then gives the other worker two thumbs-up. (Post-kill Animation: The employee listens to music.)
15. Stapler - The employee beats his boss with the stapler, and then staples his head. (Post-kill Animation: The employee plays on his computer.)
16. Letter Opener - The employee stabs the boss with a letter opener, and the boss's organs fall out, and then the employee stabs the boss in the neck. (Post-kill Animation: The employee listens to music.)
17. File Cabinet - The employee opens one of the file cabinets and the boss looks at the files (he will keep doing this until you click the cabinet again, which will trigger the actual kill), and then the employee smashes the boss's head with the cabinet, eventually having his head come off. (Post-kill Animation: The employee listens to music.)
18. Trash Can - The employee beats his boss with the trash can, and puts it on the boss's head, eventually killing the boss. (Post-kill Animation: The employee listens to music.)
19. Office Chair - The employee punches the boss and puts him in the office chair, puts tape over his mouth, and ties him up. The employee then pushes the boss through the hallway and throws him out the window, killing the boss and also causing a car accident. (Post-kill Animation: The employee listens to music, this time sitting on a stool.)
20. Golf Club - The employee beats the boss with a golf club. (Post-kill Animation: The employee listens to music.)
21. The Boss's Pencil - The employee grabs the boss's pencil and stabs the boss in the back of the neck with it. (Post-kill Animation: The employee listens to music.)
22. Computer Monitor - The employee throws his computer monitor at the boss, eventually breaking the screen of the monitor, and then throwing it at the boss again. (Post-kill Animation: The employee listens to music.)
23. Water Cooler - The employee punches the boss in the groin, then grabs the top of the water cooler, and forces the boss to keep drinking the water, eventually drowning the boss. (Post-kill Animation: The employee listens to music.)
24. Phone - The employee hits the boss with the phone, and then strangles him with the phone cord. (Post-kill Animation: The employee listens to music.)
25. Air Vent (mobile only) - The employee opens up an air vent, and uses the air vent's bars to kill the boss. (Post-kill Animation: The employee listens to music.)
26. Feet (mobile only) - The employee kicks his boss and then stomps on him. (Post-kill Animation: The employee listens to music.)
27. The Boss's Tie (mobile only) - The employee grabs the boss and throws him across the hallway, and then throws him on top of the cubicle wall and strangles him with the tie. (Post-kill Animation: The employee listens to music.)

## Fantasy Edition

In the Summer of 2016, doodie.com released a "sequel" to Whack Your Boss called Whack Your Boss 2: Fantasy Edition. This game is actually the same as the original game except with fantasy-based kills, and also 10 kills instead of 24. This version can only be played on silvergames.com.

### Kills in Fantasy Edition

1. Cupboard Door - The employee opens the cupboard door and a laser comes out of it and scans the boss. After that, the boss's skin falls off of him, and the employee then touches the boss's skull, causing it to break apart and fall. (Post-kill Animation: The employee plays on his computer.)
2. Water Cooler - The employee kicks the boss and grabs a hose from the cooler, and fills the boss with water, eventually making the boss explode. (Post-kill Animation: The employee continues to stay next to his computer, looking at his watch from time to time.)
3. Hand 1 - The employee reaches into the boss' throat and pulls out his organs. (Post-kill Animation: The employee plays on his computer.)
4. Hand 2 - The employee uses some magic and slices the boss in half with this power. (Post-kill Animation: The employee listens to music.)
5. Unicorn in Trash Bin - The employee pulls out a unicorn horn from the trash bin, and the unicorn comes out of it, stabbing the boss with its horn. (Post-kill Animation: none)
6. Top Filing Cabinet - The top filing cabinet opens, and a present is inside it. The boss grabs the present, and the employee grabs a jet pack out from the cabinet. The employee then flies away and the present is revealed to be a nuke, which explodes, killing the boss. (Post-kill Animation: The explosion continues, until it eventually fills the screen with red.)
7. Bottom Filing Cabinet - The bottom filing cabinet opens and a devil comes out of it and drags the boss into hell. In the ending sequence, he is repeatedly stabbed by another devil's pitchfork. (Post-kill Animation: none)
8. Ceiling - Clicking the ceiling will make light from heaven shine in the office, and God himself grabs the boss, squeezes him, and causes him to explode. (Post-kill Animation: The employee continues to stare up at the ceiling.)
9. Floor Panel - The floor panel below the boss rises up, and then a ceiling panel comes down as well, and the boss is crushed by both. (Post-kill Animation: The employee listens to music.)
10. Phone - This kill is also different than the one in Whack Your Boss, as the employee grabs the phone and ties up the boss with the cord, then slices the boss into pieces. (Post-kill Animation: The employee listens to music.)

The ending sequence is also different, as it shows the boss in Hell being stabbed by a devil, then God grabs the boss and puts him in a cubicle that the boss is locked up in forever.

## Cartoon Land

A third version was released where the kills are once again different.

### Kills in Cartoon Land

1. Umbrella - The employee hits the boss over the head with it until the boss grabs it, only to be blown by a gust of wind and up into the air. (Post-kill animation: The sun keeps shining)
2. Coat Hanger - The employee puts the boss on a coat and punches him until his head springs off. (Post-kill Animation: The employee listens to music)
3. Office Chair - This kill is slightly different from the one in Whack Your Boss. The same tie-up but no tape, the same dragging across the hallway, off the window, but a green Dumbo-like creature swooping down and eating the boss. (Post-kill Animation: None)
4. Hands - Aside from punching, the employee shakes his hand with his boss, until eventually tying him up in different forms, ending his body with the last one. (Post-kill Animation: The employee plays on his computer.)
5. File Cabinet - After opening the cabinet, the boss is stuffed inside, the employee puts a lid on it, brings it out, and winds it up like a Jack-in-the-box. Jack's boss eventually pops up. (Post-kill Animation: The employee plays on his computer after punching the Jack boss three times and smiling.)

6. Water Cooler - The employee punches the boss in the stomach, goes to get the water bottle, and stuffs the boss inside it. The result is not as different, as he tries to walk around with his feet stuck out, and banging like a pinball until he eventually falls. (Post-kill Animation: The employee listens to music/audio)

## Trivia

* black, short-sleeved shirt instead of a white, long-sleeved one.
* In older versions of the original (such as the version on SilverGames, which is based on an early version with 16 kills), the ending sequence had the employee dreaming in bed about spinning while holding the boss's head. The current version of the ending has the employee dreaming about the kills while listening to music.
* "No when, no want, no worry" is a recurring phrase throughout the game.
* In Fantasy Edition and Cartoon Land, the employee's monitor is flat.