Assassin's on the Birmingham Express

The Thornton Assassin's

The Thorntoniers

Wiggleton C.O and Jasper Scunthorpe had collaborated together to build the Birmingham Express. The Birmingham Express was a train that was to travel the entire length of the UK (including Northern Ireland) beginning in Birmingham. It began construction on August 1st 2021 and completed construction on October 19th in the same year. Jebidiah Thornton heard of this project and, instead of trying to sabotage it, sent 4 Thornton Assassins, and 12 Thorntoniers to kill Darius Wiggleton and Jasper Scunthorpe during the first test run.

The gang of Assassins and Thorntoniers sat by the train line and loaded up their Colt revolvers, Muskets and Heavy Sniper whilst they waited for the train to arrive. The four assassins waited in deathly silence whilst the Thorntoniers gossiped about the latest Tatler magazine. Suddenly, the train appeared on the horizon line. It was a beautiful train that - In the words of it's driver Mortimer Edwards - could only be described as luscious. Mortimer was driving the train and didn't notice the gang. With the speed and grace of gazelles, the 4 assassin's leaped onto the train, ready to take down Jasper and Darius. The 12 Thorntoniers attempted to join them with little success. Two of them fell on the tracks and were nearly flattened by the train whilst the rest (excluding one which missed the train entirely) landed on the train, barely gripping on.

The Assassin's smashed down the door and surveyed the room. It was a cute rum room (designed by Cecil Longstaff). The group made their way through the carriages until they came upon the room where Jasper and Darius were. They duo seated on humble pink tables which had snowy white cloths on top. Jasper and Darius were both drinking rum when they turned around and saw the group of dangerously armed men. They stood up and Jasper pulled out an MP5. The fight was on.

Jasper shot a round of shots at the group, hitting 3 Thorntoniers in the leg and narrowly missing one Assassin. Darius grabbed a table and, with all his might, slammed it into a Thorntonier. Darius presented an incredible display of wrestling tactics and choke slammed one assassin into the pretty. The two remaining assassin's advanced on Jasper but Jasper shot one in the balls, the assassin laughed and ran at him. Jasper threw his trusty sabre (Riccardo) at the assassin and slammed his MP5 into it's dome. Darius fly kicked 2 Thorntoniers and knocked out a third. The duo prepared for the final face off against the lone, terrified Thorntonier. The train sped under the Irish Sea as Jasper smashed his the end of his blade into the Thorntonier whilst Darius slammed his cute, sexy fist into his belly, winding him. As they shook hands and nodded at each others handiwork they heard something shocking on one of the TV's.

Whilst they had been fighting, a Thorntonier had gone to a different part of the train in an attempt to derail it. He was now in the TV room and threatened Jasper and Darius that he would derail the train and possibly kill them all. Darius told him to fuck his mother whilst Jasper called him a fat prick. The Thorntonier pissed himself in the TV room and, whilst he was trying to find some tissue, the deadly duo creeped up on him and clobbered him.

The train finished its journey with no more unpleasantries and is now being used to transport many people across the entirety of the UK,.