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Sensei Li

Thurman Li, also known as Sensei Li, is the current Fire Sensei of the Fire Dojo. His teachings about Fire martial arts have been indirectly responsible for a negative perception of many Fire aligned martial artists. He has a bounty of 8,000,000 kranks, dead or alive.

## Origin

Being a descendant from a long line of powerful Fire users, Li showed promise from a young age. At age 10, he began his training under the Fire Sensei at the Fire Dojo. At age 16, he was widely recognized as a prodigy and would often take part in sparring with members of other Dojos. When his master passed away, Li took the mantle of Fire Sensei at age 23.

Later in life, Li would have a fateful encounter with Ifrit, the strongest Fire user in the known Crunkiverse. Seeing his skills and recognizing his ancestral Fire abilites, Ifrit would train and corrupt Li for decades. Li would gain powerful new abilties and would even be able to produce a blue flame in his techniques, a trademark of Ifrit's Inferno. By the age of 60, Sensei Li had become the strongest Fire Sensei several generations. In a public event, Sensei Li would kill the Wind Sensei in a sparring match to the horror of the audience. After this stunt, he and several other students would retreat into the Wildlands to continue their training with the added deadliness of Ifrit's influence.

Since then, the last anyone has seen of Li was an attack on New Crunk City District 13, where he led his students to destroy something in the forests. He was successfully stopped by Master Solyang and her disciples.

## Powers and Abilities

Sensei Li has an inherent arcane talent that few on Earth can match. His martial arts abelites are based on Muay Thai, with several variations on techniques that often add an empowering Fire aspect to kicks and punches. From all points on his body, he can emit powerful flames that can even burn blue at times. This makes him extremely deadly in close combat.

When he overloads his body with internal flames, he will enter a berserker rage and attempt to close all gaps with a target. When in range, he will explode all of his fiery energy at once, incinerating both himself and the target. However, his special ability, Phoenix Finality, can allow him to rise from his ashes after 1 hour. This pseudo-immortality can only be triggered if he incinerates himself, allowing him to be killed by normal means when not enraged.

## Trivia

* Phoenix Finality is likely a technique borrowed from Ifrit.
* The ambient temperature around him can reach 200 degrees Fahrenheit
* He is a descendant of an ancient ruler
The District 12 Pitbulls

The NCC District 12 Pitbulls are a professional basketball team based in New Crunk City District 12. They compete in the NCC Basketball Association (NCCBA) as a domestic entity in the NCCBA Main Circuit. Until recently during the 18th biennial Ballerversal, the Pitbulls do not compete outside of the Main Circuit due to a weak roster. They play mainly at the Greg's Gruel Stand Stadium.

## Origin

The Pitbulls were one of the original basketball teams present during the free-for-all era of basketball in the city. The team and original roster were among the 7 teams present during the creation of the NCCBA, notably being one of the more skilled teams. During the first years of the Main Circuit, the Pitbulls were a strong competitor for the championship title, often qualifying for for the semifinals or finals. However, after the original coach Ben Watermelon and his disciple Mixed Double-Up left the basketball scene, the team became more of an underdog, only qualifying for the quarterfinals twice in the last few decades.

Presently with the introduction of Watermelon Michael as the new coach and new player Dark Anthony, the Pitbulls have qualified for the quarterfinals in the Main Circuit and are doing well in the current Ballerversal.

## Player roster

* Dark Anthony

* Psychedelic Steve

* Sunshot Melissa

* Yung Easy

* Wild Man

* Rat God 4

* Dominoid

* Vincent Edgar
Aasvik Bhattacharyya

Aasvik Bhattacharyya is a Legendary Sacred Arts Master, one of the 9 currently alive today. Due to his many long years of training, he has mastered two Elements without fusion or predetermined ability manipulation, one of the only humans to do so. His skill and wisdom make him the fifth most powerful of the 9 High Sacred Arts Masters. He is a direct disciple of Omnisteve.

## Origin

Once a popular young man in India, he was famed for his work in Indian adult films, and was a millionaire for the first 4 decades of his life. At the age of 46, he suffered tremendous head trauma in the making of Kung Fu Panda 37, and was in a comatose state for 5 years. Before the doctors pulled the plug, he woke up and exclaimed that he was enlightened. In his coma, he spoke to Omnisteve and learned the secrets to the Crunkiverse. From that day forward, he meditated in the Sawatori Hills for many decades. When he descended, he prophecised the Crunch, but no one believed him. He got really mad but they kicked him in the nuts and he disappeared. He doesn't hold a grudge. He soon descended to deal with the aftermath of the Crunch, now being a master of Water and Time.

## Powers and Abilities

He primarily focused on the natural order of the world around him, and his connection with it gives him incredible Elemental prowess. He is almost impossible to damage, if one could even hit him. He has incredible wisdom, and can see 4 seconds into the future with his mastery of Time. He is so powerful that he temporarily held the Time Gate shut single handedly so that Tengin Khan couldn't return to the present.

His special move, Flow, is the ultimate combination of Time and Water. He can simply use the flow present in all elements to make them all flow away. Even Light itself could have its path diverted using Flow.
The Garloid (Cocktail)

The Garloid is a popular dessert cocktail served at Watermelon Michael's Bar and Grille, but has since become popular nearly everywhere after The Bartender charitably released the recipe after the Cliffs Sector of District 12 became overrun with garloids.

For legal purposes Watermelon Michael's Bar and Grille wishes to make it clear that they do not use garloid milk in their Garloid cocktails, but rumor has it that if you ask for your cocktail "All Natural", they will use genuine unpasteurized garloid milk, but you didn't hear that from me.

## Origin

The Bartender does not usually speak about politics, however he is an avid supporter of garloid milk legalization. He has, on the down low, toyed around with various recipes to make a cocktail that truly allows the garloid milk to shine, and he believes his cocktail, The Garloid, is the ultimate result of that endeavor.

When the Cliffs Sector of District 12 became overrun with garloids, The Bartender wanted to give back to the community. Since the residents of the Cliffs Sector were given immunity from using garloid products, he figured the best way to do so was to publicly release his recipe. It quickly became a success, soon finding its way onto the menus of bars all across crunktropolis (without the garloid milk of course)

## Recipe

What you will need:

* A chilled Garloid glass (though a martini glass will also work)
* Rum (most varieties work, but spiced rum works best)
* Garloid milk (for legal reasons, a combination of Baileys Irish Cream, sweetened condensed milk, and eggnog are used)
* Ground cinnamon
* A single mint leaf
* Ice

### Preparation

To prepare a Garloid cocktail, first let either a garloid or martini glass chill,

then put into a cocktail shaker 5 cubes of ice, 1 mint leaf, 2 ounces of garloid milk (or 1/2 ounce sweetened condensed milk, 1/2 ounce Baileys Irish Cream, and 1 ounce of eggnog), 1 ounce of rum,, and a dash of cinnamon. Shake well, then strain into your chilled glass. Sprinkle some cinnamon on top to garnish. This order is very specific to minimize risk of curdling.
Benny Alfredo

Benjamin "Benny" Alfredo is a member of the now defunct Alfredo Clan best known for participating in various underground hip-hop and dance circles. He was best known for his original dance style "Hip-Hop Dell'acqua Che Scorre", combining modern hip-hop with traditional Italian folk dances. Until his eventual defeat by The Dancing Queen, Alfredo was well known underground. Currently due the state of the Alfredo Clan, Benny Alfredo is MIA likely due to Romeo Slime Infactual.

## Details

### Age

23

Born and raised in the Alfredo Estate in New Crunk City District 7, Benny enjoyed music and dancing from a young age. While the rest of the Alfredo Clan did not mind this fascination, his parents did not approve of Benny's desire to become a musician or a dancer. Due to this, at age 14 he began to attend various underground dance gauntlets in New Crunk City District 6. By age 20, he ruled many of these groups with his superior agility and unique style. He had hella bitches.

He was last seen outside of a Del Taco one year ago. His death has never been verified unlike many of the Alfredo Clan, so it is possible that he is alive. His Nike Air Yeezy 1s have not been recovered.

## Powers and Abilities

Although being a dancer, Benny Alfredo was born with above average strength, making it his best stat overall. This allowed him to have increased aerial time when performing various moves in his dance routines. His preferred song for his routines is Nearest Ghetto Avenue by Beneficence.

His special move "Fakedown", is original dance move designed to significantly lower the morale of any opponent by performing a 30 second aerial backflip, landing in a spin down sweep for another 15 seconds. And just when you think its over, he does a front flip and steps on your shoes with his Nike Air Yeezy 1s. He has ruined many pairs of shoes this way.
Simian Jim

Simian Jim is a human criminal wanted in 3 different Crunkiverses as well as in two different temporal dimensions, making him likely the most wanted man in all of existence. This is due to his genius intellect and luck, which paired with his love for games and trolling, has made him several thousands of enemies over his life. His current whereabouts are unknown, but he is likely fucking with someone.

## Origin

Born in Boston, Simian Jim, born John Siamang, lived a relatively peaceful life as a stock broker, until one of his clients, Rat God #4, lost 100$ on his investment and set out to kill Jim. Simian Jim's life of crime began here, as he bought a Sacred Artifact off the streets, unbeknownst to him. This artifact was actually one of the most powerful of all Sacred Artifacts, it just had yet to find one worthy of it's power. When it attuned to Jim, his power was fully realized. He gained an incredible increase in intelligence and luck, and learned his special ability Game of the Gasconade. He used this ability to steal the powers of Rat God #4, learning the ways of Rat Sacred Arts. He also gained the knowledge of Time Walking from the god, and began life as a criminal.

Shortly after gaining his new abilities, his mind began to fall apart due to the neurotic nature of the Rat Element. His playful personality turned into one of malice and epic trolling. He was soon known across the Crunkiverse as a thief who could steal your soul.

Simian Jim would go on to be arrested only once by the Space Police, although he later escaped. He was also able to use the Time Gate twice.

## Powers and Abilities

Simian Jim is one of the most dangerous individuals in the Crunkiverse due to his special ability, Game of the Gasconade. It can only be activated by two consenting parties, one being himself. The game consists of a simple card game, Blackjack. Cheating results in instant death (This includes Jim), and a standard 52 card deck is used. However, Jim's insane luck stat was one of the many powers awakened by his Sacred Artifact, and he has yet to be beaten in this game. The loser of the game will have part of their soul taken from them, usually resulting in the loss of their Sacred Arts potential. Jim can also partially use the abilities he has stolen. It is thought that only one man could possibly defeat him, Mayor Winkledon.
Igazi

Igazi is the name of a mysterious entity that lives on the Igazi Moon, and is speculated to be the cause of the Igazi Moon's horrific properties. It is able to appear at any time at any location on the Igazi Moon, and it is not kind to visitors. It is the source of all those afflicted with the Igazi Mutation.

## Origin

Due to the Crunch, Igazi was pulled from an unknown dimension that the Professor speculates is a Minor Crunkiverse. Igazi is unlike any being known to the Omnigods, and is considered unnatural. Once pulled into Crunkiverse 00A, it quickly used the remnants of the destroyed Mars to create the Igazi Moon, which soon fell into orbit with Earth. It is currently unknown what it is doing, but not even the Crandis Federation dare to go near it.

## Powers and Abilities

Igazi seems to have have abilities that do not correctly align with the space time fields of reality. It does not physically harm things, nor does it use Elements, and it is not known if it has any sentience at all. It's Endurance and Agility are completely dependent on how fast the matter that makes up it's physical form can move, but these are still extremely powerful. Interestingly, the Photographer could not sense it's Strength, Intelligence, or Arcane abilities, although he was sure Igazi possessed these qualities. It's Luck was not detected at all.

It's special move, Mind Shatter, is a constant ability that causes those to view Igazi to be sent into shock, and this can kill mentally feeble foes. Those who are not killed will become minions of Igazi.
Chair

Chair is an incredibly powerful entity native to District 12, though he moved to District 13 following The Crunch. Due to his refusal to complete any of the Immortal Trials, he is not eligible to become the next Crunktropolis Craig.

## Appearance

Chair looks like a normal wooden chair, except his rear right leg is 3mm shorter than the others. He's very self conscious about it. Please don't make fun of him. If you do he will scream.

## Powers and Abilities

Chair can instantly kill anyone within a seven inch radius, an ability that caused the death of his good friend Abraham Lincoln 738. However, due to his inability to move autonomously, this power is extremely impractical.

Nobody knows if Chair is capable of speech or is even sentient.

It is unknown whether he has any further abilities.

## Background

Chair originally lived in District 12, but seeking solitude he traveled to District 13. He is currently travelling on a journey of self knowledge, hoping to atone for his past and take revenge on his family's killers.

He was manufactured by Mario's Furniture Supply.
Fisherman Guild

The Fisherman Guild is an organization established by Redfin Kabernash with the aim of organizing the fisherman community in the Gulf of Crunk and to allow for a relaxing place for members and their families to relax and enjoy a nice meal.

The Guild also acted as a forum to put up bounties for fish, sea creatures, and other beasts of the ocean for various fishermen to cash in on. There was somewhat an established pecking order of fishermen, but overall they were friendly with eachother and all followed everything Redfin said.

At its height, it had over 300 members, and had no problem with turning crowds of up to 100 on lobster fridays and trivia tuesdays.

Tragedy would strike when Redfin Kabernash would accept the bounty to catch Niamoro set by King Mastadonius. Redfin asked for the help of his best members and got a full fleet worth of volunteers. Redfin along with his crewmates would set sail to catch Niamoro, with only Redfin to return alive.

With the failed bounty quest, membership at the Fisherman Guild began to dwindle, and to date the only person sitting alone at the bar is Redfin, still accepting bounties and preparing to fight Niamoro once again one on one.
Hell Guardian

The immortal guardians of Hell, these massive beasts serve as minions to whoever is the ruler of Hell at any given point. They are the highest form of Demon, and all other demons are descended from them. Normally, their job is to guard the Hell Gate or to torture the evilest of souls. However, the Crunch has set some of these beasts loose in the mortal realm, although it is unknown where and how many there are. One, known as Kil'Lob'Ama (pictured), currently is currently in the process of destroying the Silver Moon for unknown purposes.

The Hell Guardians were created by the Lord of Hell, its first ruler.

## Powers and Abilities

Hell Guardians are extremely powerful entities and are capable of mass destruction. One punch from these monsters could easily destroy a small town, or create shock waves powerful enough to do so. Furthermore, their durability is on par with an Omnigods, being almost impossible to damage effectively. They wield the ability to wield Sacred Arts, but are privy to a variety of Demonic Sacred Arts. These abilities are characterized by its wild flurry of properties that suggest several base Elements being the source of this power. Most often, however, the Demonic Sacred Arts are seen to have mainly Fire, Space, Dark, Light, and Dirt properties.

Combining their strength, divinity, and Demonic Sacred Arts, they can all use the special move Catastrophe Wave. It is the pinnacle of Demonic Sacred Arts, that is able to clash with even the Omnigods.
The Rules of The Kami

The Rules of The Kami refers to a code of conduct that binds all Kami to a set of rules that they must follow.

The Rules of The Kami typically come in the form of a scroll that is always on hand to each Kami, and usually goes over the basics of what a Kami can and cannot do (in case they forgot). In almost all cases, the scrolls contain a contract specific to the Kami it belongs to, and the contract pertains to a mortal challenging or otherwise attempting to gain the power of the Kami.

Though it can vary in wording depending on the specifics of each Kami and their natures, the first section of each scroll contains these following rules:

* A Kami can not engage in combat with, challenge, or attempt to gain the power of another Kami.
* A Kami can not deviate from it's nature.
* A Kami can not accept nor offer a challenge to or from an individual until or unless said individual is thoroughly told the potential consequences of such an act.
* A Kami is encouraged, though not required, to ensure that the individual, upon being told the consequences, actually appreciates the severity of such an arrangement.
* A Kami can not decline a challenge from an individual who has been told the consequences of a challenge.

These are just the constants of each scroll, however each Kami may or may not have more rules in addition to these depending on the nature of the Kami.

## The Contract

The contract section of the scroll is always pertaining to the agreement between an individual and a Kami to engage in some act that, upon completion, dictates the results depending on the victorious party. The contracts vary widely from Kami to Kami, since the nature of each Kami may vary quite widely. In all cases, the stipulations of the contract are thus:

* Once signed, neither party may back out of the competition.
* If either party refuses or otherwise is rendered incapable of continuing the competition, they automatically lose.
* Upon victory, the losing party will die.
* In the event that a non-Kami wins, the Kami dies and its power is absorbed by the non-Kami. The new Kami then loses all memories of their previous life in exchange for the powers of being a Kami, and are now bound to The Rules of The Kami.
* In the event that a Kami wins, the non-Kami perishes in a manner decided by the Kami. Their souls will be absorbed by the Kami.
The Book of DeMarcus

The Book of DeMarcus is a collection of books written by Jedidiah DeMarcus, all are collectively known as the Book of Marcus. They chronicle the first 1000 years of the War of Gods from the perspectives of many of the major parties that participated in the war. Besides being a highly informative historical text, the book contains various codexes and ciphers that have yet to be fully understood. The few paragraphs that have been deciphered have provided invaluable information such as the location of important Sacred Artifacts, the location of the Desert Planet, and even coordinates for a Minor Crunkiverse. It is said that to truly decipher the whole text one would need the sequel to the Book of DeMarcus, the Book of SonMarcus. It was originally compiled by historians of the Church of the Omnisteve after collecting the various texts of DeMarcus.

Currently the original book is in possession of a rich antiquity collector, but copies of the important pages are in possession of the Watermelon Alliance, the Crandis Federation, and the Poblano Party.

The book also contains various information hazards that attack a readers mind just by reading certain phrases. Ones that aren’t mentally or emotionally strong will face symptoms of schizophrenia and a semi-random phobia.
Los Angelocos

Los Angelocos is a densely populated city state on the Gulf of Texas, on the southern part of the Northern Continent. An ancient city going back as far as the War of Gods, if not older. Many portions of the original structures remain to this day, but much of the city has been rebuilt and modernized over the years.

There are two significant parts of Los Angelocos, known as Ciudad Vieja and Ciudad Nueva - meaning old city and new city. The old city is remnants of the original civilization that once resided in the area, and currently houses only 20% of the population. Most people from Los Angelocos move to this part of the city once they retire resulting in the people living there being older. The most famous landmark in Ciudad Vieja is the Giggurat. The other portion, the new city, is the more modern and densely populated portion of the entire city, housing 80% of it's inhabitants. Due to the fact it grew slowly over time and with little planning, much of this portion is labyrinthine and easy to get lost if one is not a local.

## History

Despite the fact that it has existed for so long, much of its history is unclear. Dating of the oldest portions of the city put a timeline slightly before the War of Gods, but there also is evidence of the city being abandoned several times. Further investigations into the history are ongoing. For much of the history the rule of Los Angelocos was delegated to a king and a chancellor. A king. having pretty much limitless power within the city and the chancellor taking care of the stuff the king didn't care about. It was aight.

## The Siege of Los Angelocos

Roughly 10 years prior to the Crunch a plan was formed by George Lopez gain control of the Giggurat for use in his studies of immortality. He approached Kanye East under the guise of a political coup aimed at gaining control of the city and overthrowing King Armando. Secretly, however, George Lopez was only interested in sacrificing Kanye East to gain some form of Immortality. The coup succeeded, and for a long time Kanye East acted as a pretty cool king. People loved him, but activity at the Giggurat caught the attention of the Time God Djinis. who in an attempt to stop Lopez from sacrificing Kanye East tried to destroy Los Angelocos and Lopez. She succeeded in destroying part of the city, but failed in stopping Lopez.

After the Lopez, succeeding in gaining immortality escaped Los Angelocos, the city was left without a leader. The damage done by the siege and the battle between Lopez and Dijinis required substantial rebuilding efforts. Soon, the city would fall to violence and gang wars. The most dominant at this time is Dustee's Riders. Theyre not that bad tho, they fund public work projects and keep gangs with evil intentions at a minimum.
Old Man Grungy

Old Man Grungy, the name the natives give to this benevolent Tree Elemental, is the self-proclaimed District Director of District 13, although he no longer holds endorsement from the NCC government. He is a human, although his body and being are shown through the trees of District 13, and as such he usually makes a body out of a tree.

## Origin

Sir Mannington Grungy, heir to the Grungy Throne, was a high ranking nobleman of Winkledon's Court, and he lived a life of indulgence and relaxation. In his early 40's he was offered District Director status as the Director of the new District 13. Once taking this offer, he began the long ordeal that still continues, the war between the forces of Master Solyang and the NCC Military. During the war, he was assassinated by unknown assailants, however his body was disposed of in the forest, and was given new life by the trees. He now protects the forest with his new tree powers, he can do tree things and have tree sex if he wants. He is not technically a District Director anymore, but the NCC government hasn't been able to obtain his Aspect of Crunk, Change, and so he is still sort of a District Director.

## Abilities

Old Man Grungy unlocked several new powers through his tree transformation. He now has the powerful force of the trees to enhance his strength and endurance, although his speed is quite below average. He also learned to master the Dirt Element, which gives him much more control over his domain, making him a formidable opponent.

His Dirt Element, combined with the power of Change, has given him the power of New Life, which upon contact with an organic being, will create rapidly growing plants within the opponents body. Eventually it will cause enough internal damage for death. Extended contact results in faster growth.
Kenny Cheddar

Kenny Cheddar, also known as Big C, is a human currently working for the Watermelon Alliance and is a top tier fighter. He is usually a scrawny ass white dude, but he possesses great power from his special Minor Element. His special move, the Almighty Cheddar, is thought to be one of the single most powerful moves in existence in terms of raw physical force.

## Origin

The son of the famous martial artist Monterey Jack, Kenny Cheddar learned from a young age the secrets of cheese and cheese-making. However, he was an specially anomalous child due to his special ability to gain immense strength from eating cheese. This made him prone to bullying at school because he got buff but his head stayed the same so he looked like a freak.

Being unique never made him feel upset, however. Ever since he was a kid, his father promised to give him control of his organization, the Fromagerie, after he retired. After Watermelon Michael took over, Kenny Cheddar went full ape and challenged Watermelon Michael to a death battle. Overseen by Enoch the Grand in the Battle Castle Tabernacle, their battle was truly legendary. For most of it, Watermelon Michael held the upper hand. However, after unveiling the Almighty Cheddar, Watermelon Michael almost lost. Due to Kenny's inexperience, however, the Almighty Cheddar missed and W. Michael was able to beat Kenny. Kenny Cheddar realized that W. Michael could make the Fromagerie more powerful than he could, so he decided to join the newfound Watermelon Alliance.

## Powers and Abilities

Without any cheese, Kenny Cheddar is as weak as any human. However, his special ability the Almighty Cheddar, allows him to gain superhuman strength, speed, and endurance from eating cheese. The more the cheese is aged, the more powerful the effects. After eating roughly a half a pound of cheese, he will enter Cheddar Mode (pictured).

He can reach incredible strengths rivaling even Aramethes (But Aramethes could still kick his ass).

His special move, the Almighty Cheddar, is currently regarded as the strongest physical attack known to be produced by a mortal. By channeling all of his power into one concentrated point at the end of his fist, a blast similar to the detonation of a hydrogen bomb will erupt forward from his fist in the direction he pointed it. Anyone without an A in endurance will surely be killed or mortally wounded by the blast. This move has only been used once, and it is considered a last resort.
Aether

Aether is a rare pseudo-Element present only among the Aetherlings. It is quite widespread throughout the race, but also not prominent like any of the Major Elements. Therefore, it has been classified as neither a Major or Minor Element and is thought to not be an Element at all.

Aether originates from the Extraverse, and is the pure unfiltered energy of said dimension. In the Aetherspace, where this energy can reach mortals, Aetherlings have appeared as a race that can control and produce Aether.

Aether produced from Aetherlings doesn't lack power. Rather, it lacks an Existence Factor as chaotic as true Aether, making the artificial Aether produced by Aetherlings overall less effective.

## Uses for Aether

Aether has a very high density of electrons and brotons, perhaps one of the highest in any Element, making it a very efficient energy source. An equal amount of Aether and Fire have a difference in the energy output of more than 1,000,000 Joules. A good example of the efficiency of Aether is the Grand Sun, the device that powers the Silver Moon. Even though the Aether stored in the reactor is no larger than New Crunk City, the Silver Moon could continue to operate for 5 trillion years.
Crunkiverse Theory

The Crunkiverse Theory is the currently accepted theory that explains the structure of the multiverse. It states that there is currently an indeterminable number of "**Crunkiverses**" of various sizes, shapes, and existence factors. The most notable Crunkiverse are Crunkiverse 00A and Crunkiverse 99O.

The defining feature of the theory is the difference between Major and Minor Crunkiverses. A Major Crunkiverse is determined by its existence factor, and if this factor is high enough to be tracked by current technology, it can be classified as a Major. Normally, the size of a Crunkiverse will correlate with it being Major or Minor. There are currently 399 known Major Crunkiverses, each categorized into 4 subcategories; Alpha, Beta, Delta, and Omega. In these subgroups, the Crunkiverses are then assigned a number between 00 and 99.

There is currently an indeterminate number of Minor Crunkiverses which are unable to be properly detected with current technology, and therefore nearly impossible get to reliably. If one could properly get the multiverse coordinates for a given Minor Crunkiverse, repeatable transport to that space could be made, but current technology suggests this.

The Major Crunkiverses are related in that they normally have similar amounts of souls across each instance of a Major Crunkiverse. This results in the well-known concept of Crunkiverse Counterparts and the Identification Tag Hypothesis.
Solomon

Solomon, pictured in the studio of The Photographer

Solomon was a garloid and poet from Sky Texas. Solomon holds the record for the longest living garloid, and is currently the only suspected sentient garloid.

## Early Life

Garloids have a very anomalous and unstable genetic structure. Typically this manifests in the variety in phenotypes among garloid species, but can sometimes result in bizarre mutations. Solomon was one such garloid, with a mutation that removed death from natural causes from their biology.

Initially, Solomon was an otherwise normal garloid, and was passed down as a family heirloom (Solomon's previous host family has requested to remain anonymous). Eventually, after 2000 years, they had enough basic memory and life experience to figure out they existed and achieve sentience.

Under Sky Texan Law, any flora fauna or object that develops sentience is entitled to full citizenship. As such, Solomon immediately sought furthering their education. By this point, Solomon was about as intelligent as a 6th grader, but was increasing the speed at which they were learning.

## Poetry

Over the next thousand years, Solomon gained an impressive amount of knowledge and finally graduated from Sky Schreiner University with a BFA in Creative Writing. This moment gave Solomon a fair bit of attention and started their career in poetry, and destroyed the reputation of Sky Schreiner University, bankrupting them.

Solomon enjoyed a long successful career, gaining much acclaim for their poem "My Existence":

*Divine aurora*

*A garloid, thinking milk dreams*

*After the water*

## Death

Solomon was killed in a tragic plane crash, when a plane crashed into their residence. They were part of the 23-29% of garloid that never laid seeds, and as such had no sentient garloid offspring. Biologists call this a massive loss for the species and for science, but to artificially create offspring from their DNA is strictly forbidden under Sky Texan law.

## Trivia

* Solomon enjoyed water as well as Pabst Blue Ribbon.
* Solomon named themselves after Solomon's Bean Butter, the first and only non-water food he consumed.
* Solomon's body is preserved and on display in Sky Kerrville to this day.
* One of Solomon's poems "*Four Bolts in a Paddle*" was the main inspiration of Wingott's writings.
Soda Machine

Soda Machine was the previous Grand Supreme Homie of the Space Homie Royal Guard before fleeing the corrupt Space Homie coalition. He didn't support Tyrone Sidius, and decided to leave to become a barber and music artist in New Crunk City.

## Origin

Born with a rare Water Sacred Art, pH Control, Soda Machine quickly rose to the top of Space Homie hierarchy. He was one of the first of many Space Homies to flee the destruction of their home planet, but unlike many Space Homies he successfully cut off his psychic link that all Space Homies share. This eventually allowed him to live in secret among the residents of District 12.

As Tyrone Sidius's right hand man, Soda Machine knew of the plans to kill Psychedelic Steve many decades in advance, and didn't approve of the plan, believing it would benefit all of Space Homie kind to live in peace and harmony among the humans of Earth. He confronted Sidius, only to be ambushed by the rest of the Royal Guard. Some bitch had snitched. Soda Machine fled to Earth, barely escaping the speed of Sandals, and got a shaman to severe his psychic link.

After this, he set up a barber shop near Watermelon Michael's, and the Watermelon Alliance enjoys getting fresh cuts while listening to Soda Machine's singles. His music career is still getting of the ground, but P. Steve likes it.

## Powers and Abilities

Soda Machine boasted a very rare and powerful Sacred Art ability at birth, pH control. He can change a liquids pH level by touching it, and the liquid he touches can turn other liquids into the same pH. This spread of his ability through liquid does have a limit of 20 meters from himself. He can change the pH of a liquid by 4 in any direction, with a limit at 0 pH and 14 pH. This made him a incredible threat when he was at his peak, but now he's settled down and his power is down significantly from it's peak. Now he uses his power to make his water a bit more acidic.
Crunktropolis Wiki

## Crunk

Welcome to the worst place to exist. Ancient scholars from before written history predicted the existence of an alternate timeline where God currently resides, and magic and senseless violence run rampant. However, they did not expect anything like this.

## History

The Crunktropolis Wiki Project was created in 1987 after the market crash, as a simulation to hopefully create perfect beings who could have more intelligence than ever before, and the ability to escape Crunkiverse #99 Omega. However, in 2010 with the release of Minecraft, the simulation spiraled out of control and it's subjects all lost their memories but became able to escape into Crunkiverse #00 Alpha. Today, they all fight for power using the Sacred Arts against the newfound wonders of Crunkiverse #00 Alpha.

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Darfoncais Arbois

Arbois at the 8th Crunk Regional Prix

Darfoncais Arbois is a racer in the Crunk Racing League. He is known for his legendary braking and is quite popular with the crowds.

## Origin

Arbois was born and raised in New Crunk City District 7. After an uneventful childhood and several dead-end jobs, he discovered his elemental alignment and his special move, which compelled him to join the Crunk Racing League. After racing well his first season, he signed a 5-year contract with Langley's Bricks and Dish Soap, and has gathered a fanbase.

## Special Move

Arbois's special move, Breaking Zone, allows him to convert thermal energy into temporary space fluctuations. When braking, he converts the thermal energy in his bike, giving him more room to slow to the desired speed. From an outside perspective, looks as if he's slowing down much after than should be physically possible.
The Chauffeur

The Chauffeur, originally known as the Destruction Beast, is one of the 7 Divine Beasts created by Z'or'aq'ith. Being the beast that symbolized destruction, the Chauffeur was loose during the War of Gods in parts of the Wildlands and Gramble Grove. After the war was ended, Z'or'aq'ith agreed to send the Chauffeur to the Asphalt Plane, where it currently resides. It is the only known living thing on the plane currently. After being transferred to this plane, it was renamed to the Chauffeur

The Chauffeur resembles a gigantic worm creature with powerful jaws. It thought to be over 2 miles long, and is well known for it's inescapable speed while underground.

## Origin

Like all the beasts, Z'or'aq'ith killed the ancient Beast primordial and split him into 7 Divine Beasts. During the War of Gods, Z'or'aq'ith unleashed all the beasts to help his armies. Unlike many of the Beasts, the Chauffeur never strayed far from where it was released, so after the War concluded Z'or'aq'ith  was able to send it to another plane, the Asphalt Plane, with no trouble. It is currently one of two Beasts not present in Crunkiverse 00A.

After being transported to the Asphalt Plane, the ancestors of the Wheelmasters were massacred. This prompted the entirety of the Wheelmasters to flee the plane and come to Crunkiverse 00A.

## Powers and Abilities

The Chauffeur is regarded as the second strongest Divine Beast, hence why it is called the Destruction Beast. Like the other Divine Beasts, the true Elemental nature of the Chauffeur is unknown, however it's one non-physical attack it has shown, Destruction, gives evidence that it might have control over both Space and Dark. It's special move, Destruction, is an energy attack where the Chauffeur will fire a small orb of energy at an opponent. This orb of energy can expand to 60 times it's size, and anything within the area of the sphere is utterly destroyed. It is to be noted that the Chauffeur is not immune to it's own special move.
Keith Lee

Keith Lee is the uncle and current guardian of Jimmy Lee, and the main source of funds for the entire Skrunk Squad. While not a fighter, he still supports the team financially and will buy them beers and take-out. He rents out his garage for Skrunk Squad meetings.

## Origin

Born before the Crunch in District 7, Keith lived a normal life until his involvement with the Skrunk Squad. He obtained his Bachelor's in Business from New Crunk University and has worked as an accountant for about 30 years. He has no wife and no kids, and with his business skills he has lived a modest upper-middle class lifestyle.

Since the creation of the Skrunk Squad he has agreed to rent out his garage for his nephew Jimmy Lee, never complaining and only making small remarks about kids these days.

## Powers and Abilities

Keith is a regular human male with below average stats, but has the ability to create a noticeable breeze with his affinity for the Wind Element. Otherwise, he is financially intelligent and owns a few pieces of real estate around New Crunk City.

## Trivia

* He drives a BMW for everyday driving, but he has a Ford Galaxie 500 convertible for the weekends.
Aramethes

Not much is known about the mysterious Aramethes, besides that he is a human and is a contestant in the 1789th Drawing of the Craig. This photo is the only one of its kind, taken by The Photographer 2 months before the Crunch. Once analysed, the photograph gave his stats and ID tag, however his personality and motives are unknown.

## Powers and Abilities

Aramethes is an extraordinary human of peak human capabilities, but has no evidence of any Sacred Art Potential or Elemental alignment. A human with these abilities has never been documented, however his strength, speed, and agility are at all peak capacity for a human, comparable to a Level 6 Sacred Art Master, or above a 20 on the Beast Index.

His strength and endurance has made researchers believe if he were to flex at peak strength, it would cause a seismic wave close to a Level 4 Vortex. It is assumed this is his special move.

## Addendum

After further research into Aramethes following the Crunch, new information about the true nature of Aramethes has been uncovered.

### Parentage:

During testing performed by The Professor on an individual known as Smelly Dan, it was revealed that Aramethes was his son. It is uncertain if Aramethes is aware of this.

**The Champions Necklace:**

After the Crunch, reports show Aramethes having possession of the Champions Necklace, and insanely powerful Sacred Artifact. The only information about the necklace is currently from the "Prophecy of the Third Hero", which suggests the Champions Necklace is a remnant of an unknown primordial. It is thought to allow Aramethes to control his monstrous strength better.

**God Form Aramethes:**

After a recent battle between Aramethes and the god Godearc, Aramethes succeeded in the hardest way to in becoming a God, defeating one. It is unknown why or how he could have accomplished this. While it will take another year for him to fully reach his God state, he can temporarily increase his mortal body to God levels of endurance. This endurance allows his full power to be used, as before his mortal body would have been vaporized.

God Aramethes is an incredible 30 on the Beast Index, and his God body allows him to unleash his full potential. In God Form, Aramethes's body begins to work at 1 million times the pace of a normal human body, around the energy production of a nuclear reactor. However, to maintain this incredible energy output, Aramethes draws in energy from surrounding matter. This includes breaking down atoms to draw energy from nuclear fission. This causes a secondary effect of God Form, the red aura that surrounds Aramethes. This stems from the incredible heat surrounding his body. While in this form, Aramethes boasts an incredible EX+ in both Strength and Endurance, making him a threat to even Watermelon Steve and King Mastadonius. God Aramethes has not yet been shown to use any Yi Techniques, but it is assumed that he could perform Yi techniques on the level of Watermelon Michael, perhaps reaching the Watermelon State. It is said his special move, Flex, can send directed shockwaves at opponents from long ranges, effectively mitigating his weakness as a purely short range fighter.
Crack Apes

Crack Apes are subspecies of chimpanzee found in abandoned crack mines. They thrive off crack, they love crack. Research on crack ape biology has been halted due to heightened crack ape ferocity while they are kept in captivity.

## Origin

Crack Apes were originally normal chimpanzees that roamed the southeastern jungles. When the crack mines near their home were shutdown, no one bothered to restrict the area. Since then, the chimpanzees have consumed highly lethal doses of crack daily. It is unknown why they have not perished as a species. It is believed that somehow the crack increased their rate of evolution, and that these primates now require crack to live. In one study, a crack ape who had been deprived of crack for one week had crumbled to dust.

## Impact

Since their appearance, they have become a cultural icon for denizens of Earth. Their interesting biology and origin often make for funny internet videos. From time to time they will appear in the common New Crunk City vernacular. In a certain neighborhood of District 12, crack apes were the most common Halloween costume for 3 years in a row.

Many believe that crack apes are an insult to nature and existence as a whole. As such, some freelance hunters will hunt crack apes by the request of wealthy conservationists. An average crack ape bounty is about 50,000 kranks. The largest bounty ever documented was a hunter who brought in a 270 pound crack ape, dubbed "El Simio Gigante", and the bounty collected was 150,000 kranks.

## Trivia

* Crack ape populations have doubled in the past decade
* They possess heightened resistance to pain, loud sounds, and Elements
* They grow stronger every day
Rodney

Rodney was a male ruffed lemur who was the last known causality of the War of Gods, and is known as one of the great martyrs who ended the war. After the final confrontation between Quasarius Prime, T.J. Lloyd, and Agamemnon in the Battle of Crunk, Rodney was accidentally launched at light speed toward Alpha Centauri, eventually colliding with the star and eventually leading to the defeat of Quasarius Prime known as the Amazon Prime. After this, Quasarius was sent to the Bitchscape for all eternity and the Omnigods stepped down to the mortal realm to end the war. Today, a statue in honor of Rodney stands at the center of the New Crunk City Cultural District.
Matekinas

Matekinas, also known as the Forest Beast, is one of the seven Divine Beasts, and is one of the three Divine Beasts killed by King Mastadonius. It was the weakest of the seven, but is known for being the progenitor of many species of Lesser Beasts, more than any of the other Divine Beasts combined. It is also known to be the original guardian of the Forest of Three Paths. Even more interestingly, its skeleton is where the first Tree of Life sprouted.

## Origin

Matekinas was used in the War of Gods to create several thousands of ground troops to fight the small battles as weak foot soldiers. These were likely the now extinct Soldier Squatch. After the war ended, it fled to a nearby forest, the then named Forest of Incanta. It's powerful life-filled essence spread throughout the forest, allowing it to grow to an incredible size in a few short decades. Matekinas then created many new species of plants and Lesser Beasts, some of which can only be found in the Forest of Three Paths to this day. Some of these include Lesser Sasquatchs, Drakes, Winged Sloths, Incantan Wolverines, and the now extinct Stanksquatch. There are several more Lesser Beasts than this, but it would be too long to list here.

After many millenia of peace and prosperity in the forest, it was attacked by King Mastadonius. The Forest of Incanta didn't stand a chance, as at this point Mastadonius already held the power of the Mammoth Beast. The forest was reduced to half it's size, and Matekinas was killed. Afterwards, it's skeleton still held onto it's special move, Tree of Life, and the first Tree of Life sprouted and began the regrowth of the Forest of Incanta.

## Powers and Abilities

Despite being the weakest Divine Beast, Matekinas had a wide variety of abilities that made it one of the most interesting Beasts. More than any other Divine Beast, Matekinas made new species almost every few decades, leading to an explosion of life in and around the Forest of Incanta. Also despite being weak, his special move, Tree of Life, was what eventually allowed the Monk of Three Paths to gain his abilities. Tree of Life is an ability that only activates after Matekinas has died. It sparks the growth of a special species of Redwood tree that takes root near the body of Matekinas. It grows very quickly, and soon become the centerpiece for the entire surrounding areas forests. It's fruit is said to grant the powers of Matekinas.