RFCK: The Discord MMO

***"uhh what's going on?"***
-CybermareThis article contains major SPOILERS ahead! If you wish not to be spoiled, refrain from reading further.
**Reason:** Transcript contains major plot spoilers

## RFCK: The Discord MMO

Cybermare's phone runs out of juice but recharging it is gonna be a lot harder than it seems.

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### Writer

Shadok
Kankitty

### Voice actors

Matthew H. May
Ben Saint
Munchy
Gibbontake

**RFCK: The Discord MMO** is the first episode for *LOVEWEB*

## Plot

Cybermare's phone runs out of battery causing Manon to cancel the current topic of the episode (*Homestuck*), but finds out that they have to collect slime at Neo Los Angeles City AKA Neo Milwaukee, which leads to Manon making a topic about it while exploring the place.

## Characters

* Manon
* Cybermare
* M@
* The Cop Killer
* The Rowdy Fucker
* Redman
* Gungirl
* Slimebot
## Transcript

*(Intro plays as normal, with Manon surfing past future events of the current episode before landing in their room)*
**Manon:** Hello peeps of the internet! Welcome to the first *Homestuck* episode on- Wait! no, no! How's it going friends? My name is Manon, and, uh... Okay, no no. *(scene cuts to Cybermare recording Manon's takes)* Hmm, maybe I should have scripted that before recording. I'll just repeat what I said. Why hello people of the internet and, and... Um, OMG! This is too hard! *(scene cuts back to Manon sitting)* Hi web users! Today, we're going to talk about *Homestuck*!
*(the camera from Cybermare's phone then dies because the battery got drained)*
**Cybermare:** Oh shit!
**Manon:** What's happening?
**Cybermare:** Huh, I think I'm out of batteries.
**Manon:** Wait, what? How's that even possible? I thought your phone had unlimited battery. It's not like we could go IRL to get a charger-
**Cybermare:** Shut up, let me read. *(Cybermare reads the note from her phone on how to charge it)* We need to charge it with like, slime, in a place called Neo Los Angeles City AKA Neo Milwaukee. Apparently, this city has a fuckton of slime and is located on Discord. It's like a text MMO or something.
**Manon:** Aw, but I really wanted to talk about Homes- Wait! Discord MMO you said?
**Cybermare:** Hm, yes, and, oh... Oh my, it just so happens that this game... Is also inspired by *Homestuck*.
*(Manon is seen hyped)*
**Manon:** WTF? Is that even possible? MMO on Discord inspired by *Homestuck*? Oh boy, oh boy, such excitement.. I can even make an episode out of it! It's gonna be epic!! *(Manon opens a tab to travel to the city)*
**Cybermare:** Welp, there you go. I get my phone charged and you do your LOVEWEB episode researches on that.
**Manon:** Oo, am I gonna to get to hop on your back?
**Cybermare:** No, never.
*(Cybermare and Manon then travels through the internet)*
**Manon:** Hey, Manon from the future here to give you more info on the game we're going to play: It's called *ENDLESS WAR*. It's a text-based MMO RPG playable on discord, and it uses bot commands to work! It all started with a video game podcast called Rowdy Ru- *(Manon says random gibberish to avoid swearing)* Rowdy Freakers Cop Killers, and it was created by Ben Saint and Munchy. This podcast then had its own Discord server called the RFCK Juvenile Detention Center, and then Krak created the bot that would start off the game. And from now on, many devs would work more and more on the game until it became the word complex universe than it is today. Let's check it out!
*(cuts back to the present events of the episode, where they are travelling to the Discord server Neo Los Angeles City AKA Neo Milwaukee, and they end up falling from the sky only to land on a dumpster full of slime)*
**Cybermare:** Ew, gross.
**Manon:** Cybermare, this place doesn't look very safe.
**Cybermare:** Well, that's a nice head start. *(Cybermare then makes a straw out of slime with her magic to sip some of it from the dumpster)*
**Manon:** Ew, stop pleaase?
**Cybermare:** What? Apparently you use your body to store the slime.
**M@:** HEY JUVIES! *(@M spots the two in the dumpster and reveals himself)* What are two young juveniles doing in the fucking trash-
*(Manon and Cybermare jumps out of the trash and runs away before @M has a chance to say anything else, Manon constantly screams and is then stopped by Cybermare with her magic after they then found a place to hide at, Juvies Row)*
**Cybermare:** Alright... We should be safe in this shithole.
*(they start walking through Juvies Row passing by through other people)*
**Manon:** Cybermare, there's a lot of peeps here. What if they try to kill us like that other guy?
**Cybermare:** Don't be stupid, we're far too slimeless for them. We're just passing through to the slime in our mines
**Manon:** Don't we have enough slime in our bodies to charge your phone?
*(they pass by the mines)*
**Cybermare:** Oh no no no, we're gonna need so much more, like a few millions.
**Manon:** What? why so much?
**Cybermare:** How do you think the battery lasted this long for it to run out just today?
**Manon:** Ah, this is gonna take forever. How do you even calculate that? You don't quantify liquids like this.
**Cybermare:** Oh, I think you do something like... *(Cybermare uses command slime to know how much slime she got)* slime.
**Slimebot:** You currently have 56,681 slime.
**Manon:** Ooo, look at this cute little triangle guy! Aight, my turn. *(Manon does the same thing)* Slime!
**Slimebot:**You currently have 9,130 slime.
**Manon:** Big fail...
**Cybermare:** Enough fucking around, let's get going.
*(cuts to a montage of Manon and Cybermare digging up in the mines to earn more slime)*
**Manon:** Phew, I can't anymore.
**Cybermare:** We should... We should get some grub going.
**Manon:** Uh?
**Cybermare:**I saw 7-Eleven earlier around town, there's gotta be energy drinks in there.
**Manon:** Kay, aight
*(Manon and Cybermare are seen at the store, trying to pick a drink from the vending machine)*
**Manon:** Lol, those names sure are strange.
**Cybermare:** Dibs on that sweet cider.
*(Cybermare takes a drink from the fuck cider, only to go high on a soda trip)* AAAAAAHHH
**Manon:** I'll just take some Mountain Dew.
*(Manon uses command slime on themself to see how much slime they got)* slime!
**Slimebot:** You currently have 395,433 slime
*Manon:* Good boy! We gotta have enough slime with yours and mine combined right?
*(Cybermare uses command slime on themself to see how much slime she got)*
**Cybermare:** Slime.
**Slimebot:** You currently have 852,445 slime.
**Cybermare:** Yeah, we're gonna need a few millions more.
**Manon:** Oh... isn't that enough for like, a few years already?
**Cybermare:** Hey this fucking insane soda trip gave me a better idea. We should actually gain a gang's trust to get help from them.
**Manon:** But if we do that, we're gonna get owned by the other gang!
**Cybermare:** What about we join both gang, and form some sort of alliance?
**Manon:** Mmm, hey, that might be a good idea!
**Cybermare:** The two notorious gangs are the pink Rowdies and the purple Killers. I'll go Killer and you'll go Rowdy.
**Manon:** Kay, but I don't know what a Rowdy is...
**Cybermare:** Just use that illuminati thing, I'm sure you'll find your way.
**Manon:** Oh that's right! Thanks Cybermare, you're epic! Good luck with the purples!
**Cybermare:** Hehe, yeah. Yeah... Alright
**Manon:** Future Manon back for more info! The gameplay of the game has evolved quite a bit over time, but the core is still here. You can move through districts with command goto, check your slime with command slime and participate in one of the many ways to gain slime, in this case, mining. But all the texts and locations might be overwhelming to newcomers. But don't worry, you have a very fancy map you can bring up any time by doing command map. And a lot of the locations and elements have been illustrated by the community among many many things. You can also always ask a player for any help, but let's get back to the show for now.
*(cuts to Cybermare)*
**Cybermare:** Come on, come on, it gotta be somewhere, ooh. *(Cybermare sees the cathedral of Cop Killtown)* That's so fucking swag.
*(cuts to Manon)*
**Manon:** Roughhouse, roughhouse. Oh there it is! *(Manon finds Rowdy Roughouse)* Much loud, very pink.
*(cuts to Cybermare at Cop Killtown)*
**Cybermare:** Hey, that's where I enlist in your gang r-right?
**The Cop Killer:** Hehehe, are you afraid juvenile? Good... good... Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate... leads to gang violence. We Killers love instilling fear. Not like those Rowdies. They're too busy partying all the time to be scary. They don't give a fuck. No sense of decor. Absolutely despicable. A good Rowdy is a dead Rowdy I say. Yes, a loud rambunctious Rowdy finally made silent. Silent as the grave! Mwahahaha!
*(cuts to Manon at Rowdy Roughouse)*
**The Rowdy Fucker:** Oh oh, what's a little pipsqueak like you want?
**Manon:** Hello, this is the Rowdy place right? To become a rowdy thing?
**The Rowdy Fucker:** Ahahahahah.... You? Dude, do you have any idea what it takes to be a Rowdy? Your heart's gotta pump out nothing but the reddest hottest blood it can! Your lungs have gotta be powerful enough to shred your throat after screaming for hours on end. Your skull's gotta be thick enough to protect whatever handful of brain cells you've got left from a point-blank shotgun blast in the fucking face! Fuck! Unlike all those pretentious killers who spend all their days boarded up in their rooms, cutting themselves on their own edge when they aren't masturbacng to shitty anime and emo chicks.
*(cuts to Cybermare)*
**Cybermare:** So... Any method you have to collect slime fast?
**The Cop Killer:** Mmm... Why don't you bring me a dead cop? Just to prove you're worth a damn? And then, oh i don't know. Just go kill people in the streets, or kill slime monsters in the outskirts. And one more thing, get a better outfit something that says... "Mallgoth".
*(cuts to Manon)*
**Manon:** So, what's you guys best way of getting huge slime in town?
**The Rowdy Fucker:** Well... Normally we like making our slime doing fun and dangerous stuff. But, since you don't exactly strike me as someone with a fighting spirit just yet. Maybe you could try some adult baby diaper lover bullshit like...Yeah, fishing... Just head over to one of the piers to start reeling in some fish and ringing out their slime.
*(Manon tries to join but is stopped)*
**The Rowdy Fucker:** Woah whoa whoa. Listen dude, if you want to be in our gang. You can't go around looking like you're going to start begging strangers to accept your lunch money in exchange for them fucking your wife *(The Rowdy Fucker calls one of his servants)* Hey! You! Get this poor bastard something suitably rowdy to rock.
*(the scenario is then told by Redman)*
**Redman:** And so the two young gangsters set out on their quest for slime. The cat one fishes. The horse one kills people. Yet in this crime riddled town. Slowly, they find out that what it's all about is caring and sharing!
*(Redman is then shot in the head by Gungirl who then flies away)*
*(Manon and Cybermare runs to each other, finding out they are in new suits)*
**Manon:** Cybermare! You look so cool!
**Cybermare:** Thanks... Got all the slime?
**Manon:** You know it! Tons of it!
**Cybermare:** Aight, how do we share it now? *(Cybermare uses command give slime but it doesn't work, ending up in an incorrect command)* give slime. *(Cybermare tries again but this time uses command share slime but it still doesn't work)* share slime. *(Cybermare still tries this time using the command donate slime but it still doesn't work)*
**Manon:** Maybe try throw slime.
 *(Cybermare still tries again this time using the command handover slime but it still doesn't work)* hand over slime. *(Cybermare tries one last time using the command split slime but it still doesn't work)* split slime.
**Gungirl:** Hey, you know you can't give sl- *(touches Manon by the back)*
**Manon:** OMG, where'd all come from?
**Cybermare:** They're probably here thinking we're to kill each other.
**Gangster:** Get on with it, I want to see some slime splattering action.
**Manon:** Uuh, we just wanna share our sli-
**Cybermare:** Shush, we're both going to get fucked if we tell about our alliance. So, any of you guys how we can battle our slime or something?
**Gungirl:** Nope, you could either go with russian roulette or...Gang violence!
**Manon:** B-but that's not fair! I have no weapon!
**Gungirl:** Well then, russian roulette it is!
*(Manon and Cybermare ends up in a game of russian roulette and Cybermare ends up pulling the trigger causing her to be shot in the head. Then the crowd cheers for Manon while Manon cries uncontrollably)*
**Manon:** Ohnonono, I can't believe Cybermare is dead. Brrr.
*(Cybermare is seen as a ghost talking to Manon from a sewer using command haunt)*
**Cybermare:** Hey, it's me. I'm not dead. Well yeah, I am but I can come back anytime. I hope you still have all the slime with you. Try not to die on the way home too, I'll find a way to pump that out of your body from my phone. Being a Staydead is pretty chill so I'll stay down there in the sewers. This game sucks anyway
**Manon:** Phew, i guess this game's cool if death isn't permanent. Getting killed is fine as long as you don't die from it. Hey, let's go back to fishing that was fun!
*(Manon's future self comes out telling info before it cuts to Manon and Cybermare sleeping, being recharged.)*
**Manon:** And that's it, *ENDLESS WAR* really is an unique phenomenon out there on the internet. The game is littered with so much content and the community around it is wonderful. The community really affected the game with some players being so epic, they became legends amongst other players. And these were marked forever by the Kingpins, by making them official Consorts or Top Killers. There's so many events and players that it'll be better for you to find out yourself. There's a wiki filled with that kind of information. The game is not really the point of the server because it's still a server for people to discuss in. But endless were managed to gather a fanbase that inspired the creation of thousands of fanarts, with fansongs and fangames! This experience has been a real journey, and an adventure to remember forev-
**Cybermare:** Shut up, I'm trying to sleep.
*(Credits roll)*

## Music

* Michael Guy Bowman - We're riding on the internet (LOVEWEB Remix)
* yuuneey - LOVEWEB Theme 1 (Welcome To The Show)
* yuuneey - What The Internet Sounds Like
* yuuneey - LOVEWEB Theme 2 (Dial-Up)
* James Roach - TFW Another James Roach Track
* Cave Story (Daisuke Amaya) - Run!
* yuuneey - Juvies Row
* yuuneey - Slime Mines
* Yume Nikki (Kikiyama) - Fever
* The Binding of Isaac Rebirth (Ridiculon) - Devoid
* VLIF - R O W D I E F U C K I N G R A V E
* VLIF - edgelord gangsta lair
* VLIF - Roulette
* VLIF - lw6\_real
* Yume 2kki (Mosenite) - The Ceiling [Reversed]
## Voice Actors

* 15.AI [Gilda] - Gungirl
* Ben Saint - The Cop Killer
* Gibbontake - Redman
* Matthew H. May - M@
* Microsoft Sam [TTS Software] - Tiny War
* Munchy - The Rowdy Fucker
## Art Credits

* ackrostation - KFAD Artwork
* Ben Saint - Flashing Soda trip art
* BunnyHolly - Additional Background artwork (Cathedral, Rowdy Roughhouse, Casino)
* Munchy - Flashing Soda trip art
## Patreon Supporters

### Lurker Tier

* Rouli
* Bug Friend
* Kanny
### Leaker Tier

* yuuneey
* Starkuss
* AngeloPlays!
* Jibachu Laloutre
### Low Tier

* Alabaster
* Ethan Straub
* dentimokun
### Channel Members

* "my wife"
* Well-Flavoured Goat
## Fanart Credits

* bloodysticktape
* Rouli
* facu
* ChipWiseman
* fhillslife
* dentimokun
* octovore
* p\_panda
* yuuneey
* VLIF
* SupremeRG
#### Notes

1. ↑ Contributor has 2 arts.
2. ↑ Contributor has 2 arts.
## Trivia

* As stated in "Welcome to LOVEWEB", the original topic was going to be about *Homestuck* (although what was covered in this episode was inspired by *Homestuck*, at least in Cybermare's words to trick Manon because in truth the creators of *RFCK: ENDLESS WAR* are only *Homestuck* fans and put references from the webcomic in the game), but plans were changed, causing the original topic to be postponed and saved for later, until two years later it would finally be covered for "Homestuck: The Most Internet Story EVER".
	+ It can also explain why this was the only episode that took for the longest time to be released unlike the later episodes, which is a year gap and a half after "Welcome to LOVEWEB". Though this may not be counted depending on people's point of view since the episode mentioned was more of a pilot episode.
* This is the first episode to feature voice actors not counting characters with text-to-speech voices.
	+ This is also the first episode to feature minor characters, and the first full on "plot-based" episode instead of a normal informative episode.
		- This is also the first episode to have original music made for it other than the intro theme that was heard in the pilot (which the theme song itself doesn't really count since its a remix of a pre-existing song).
* The subtitles for this episode were added by Cybermare on January 14, 2022.
* Turning on subtitles reveals a Pastebin link at the end of the episode (one must capitalize the "Y" in "Tbhh28ay" for it to function properly), which is an introduction to the ARGs by Cybermare.

> yo
> a while ago i made a bunch of small rpgmaker games, litte journals to cope with some stuff
> i feel like sharing them just to know they're out there being played by people but i'm not releasing these publicly like that
> i don't want some normies to come across those. i want to share these with people who'd actually care about this sort of stuff
> that's why i'll be preparing a bunch of arg puzzles at the end of each loveweb to filter the brainlets away
> consider yourself lucky that the first arg next episode is baby fnaf shit tier to start with because it's only gonna get harder.
>
> SOFTMARE\_INTRO

## Update 1Update 2Concept Intro ImageReferences

1. ↑ Manon's comment on "Welcome to LOVEWEB"