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Crazy Neil's Banjo Extravaganza

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**Crazy Neil's Banjo Extravaganza** is a Song in *Not For Broadcast*, as part of the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack. It appears on Disc 1 of the soundtrack.

## History

### Ads

"Crazy Neil's Banjo Extravaganza" plays during five advertisements.

* Crazy Neil Winter
* Crazy Neil Christmas
* Crazy Neil Easter
* Crazy Summer Solstice
* Crazy Pre Christmas
Beyonce Johnson

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**Beyonce Johnson**

Personal Information
Status
Alive

Residence
Swindon
St. Bumley (Former)

Affiliation
Channel One
National Nightly News
 Biological Information

Identity
Female

Pronouns
She/Her
Age
17

Hair Color
Brown

Family
Unnamed Daughter
Unnamed Son
Unnamed Mother
Unnamed Father
Vince (Uncle)

**Beyonce Johnson** is a character in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Personality

The 'Get Well Soon' card seen in the Broadcast Room, wishing Alex Winston a swift and non-litigious recovery, has Beyonce Johnson's signature written in it alongside a drawing of a heart.

### Ads

Beyonce Johnson had starred in two advertisements.

* Beyonce Johnson
* Jacket Potato

## Gallery

* Beyonce Johnson Holding A Cat
* Beyonce Johnson And Her Friends
* Beyonce Johnson And Her Friends Being Watched By Her Father
* Beyonce Johnson Being Put In A Chokehold By Gazza

## Trivia

* Beyonce Johnson is a recurring character in NotGames productions, having originally appeared at Swindon in ~~NotGTAV~~ NotTheNameWeWanted, then in The Kickstarter Avoidance Album, and later in NotCoD.
* Beyonce Johnson's father is played by Jason Orbaum, the writer and co-director behind Not For Broadcast.
Electrocution

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**Electrocution** is a Mechanic in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Electrocution is a mechanic exclusive to Day 153: The Tempest and the Shocking Development challenge. When electrocution is active, devices will periodically gain electric charges. The electric charges will disappear after several seconds, but if devices are pressed while still electrically-charged, Alex Winston will be shocked. Being shocked too many times within a short duration will knock Alex unconscious, failing the broadcast.

## Trivia

* During any challenge with Shocking Development active, being shocked 100 times or more without failing the challenge will unlock the Vitals Monitor as a reward in the Challenge Room.
Fanny Clement

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**Fanny Clement**

Personal Information
Status
Unknown

Residence
Rothering

Affiliation
Bits Of Your Life (Former)
 Biological Information

Identity
Female

Pronouns
She/Her
Hair Color
Brown

Family
Martin Clement (Husband)
Peter Clement (Son)
Sidney Clement (Son)
Mrs C (Daughter-in-law)
Unnamed Granddaughter

Actor
Maggie Bourgein

**Fanny Clement** is a character in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Fanny Clement is the "infamous" mother of Peter and Sidney Clement and the wife of Martin Clement.

## Personality

In contrast to her husband, Fanny is a soft and very caring parent to Peter and, presumably, Sidney as well. She is always ready to be by her sons' sides in their time of need. She is aware that she gets treated harshly by Martin, but she doesn't mind at all, even justifying it by thinking that it is merely "his way," much to the dismay of her sons. Although, she does stand up for her sons when Martin is being hard on them. Though, despite her caring nature, she seems to be hesitant in talking about the bad habits of her sons and needs some type of encouragement to do so.

## History

### Before The Game

#### Day -49: Bits of Your Life

*Main article:* Day -49: Bits of Your Life

## Quotes

Throughout *Not For Broadcast*, Peter Clement cites Fanny for some phrases he utters. Some examples include:

* "What looks like chocolate often turns out to be sculpted shite." - Day -49: Bits of Your Life
* "You can keep your money in your pocket, but people will call you a stingy cunt." - Day 56: The Telethon
* "There are some piss-ants who just don't know how to be happy." - Day 153: The Tempest
* "You can't make a shite pie without blocking a few toilets." - Day 232: The Silence
* "You're a bit of a cunt." - Day 232: The Silence
* (...)
Crazy Neil Easter

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**Crazy Neil Easter**

Information

Label
Crazy Neil

Owner(s)
Neil's Deals Limited

Star(s)
Crazy Neil

In-Game

Day(s) Available
Day 153: The Tempest

Impact(s) on game
Increases Value of Shares

**Crazy Neil Easter** is a Tape in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Crazy Neil Easter is an advertisement available on Day 153 of Not For Broadcast. It comes in a pink VHS tape with the Neil's Deals Limited logo on it.

(...)

## Impact

If the advertisement is played at any ad break during the broadcast, the value of shares for Neil's Deals Limited will increase in accordance with the amount of audience present during viewing.

If the advertisement is not played at all during the broadcast, however, the value of shares will decrease.

## Trivia

* The song used in the advert is "Crazy Neil's Banjo Extravaganza".
Ingrid Svorsborgenhorgensvord

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**Ingrid Svorsborgenhorgensvord**

Personal Information
Status
Determinant

Occupation
Scientist
 Marine Biologist

Affiliation
Dante's Taint Science Team
 Biological Information

Identity
Female

Pronouns
She/Her
Hair Color
Black (Natural)
Blonde (Dyed)

Family
David Wong (Determinant)
 Dante (Determinant)
 Alice (Determinant)

Actor
Louise Woodhead
Jade Spaven (Former)

Russian Voice Actor
Christina Sherman

**Ingrid Svorsborgenhorgensvord** is a character in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Trivia

* Louise Woodhead was hired to play Ingrid Svorsborgenhorgensvord after Jade Spaven was unable to return for filming following the COVID-19 pandemic.
Five More Years

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**Five More Years**

Information

Label
Five More Years

Star(s)
David Cameron

Product
The Kickstarter Avoidance Album

In-Game

Day(s) Available
Day 1: The Election (PAX West Build)

Impact(s) on game
None

**Five More Years** was a Tape in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Five More Years was an advertisement available on Day 1 of Not For Broadcast's PAX West 2019 Build. It came in a black VHS tape without a logo on it.

## Lyrics

This is a partial transcript based on what was contained on the tape. The full song is on the YouTube version.

### Transcript

Five more years

Of Rogering the poor

Five more years

And possibly five more

Five more years

I know it isn't right

Their faces are so grubby

But their arseholes are so tight

We're all in it together

The economy is a wreck

I'm in it to my ankles

And you're in it to your neck

It's fun to pitch austerity

With millions in the bank

I like to use a fifty

When I'm creaming up her wank

Five more years

Of Rogering the poor

Five more years

And possibly five more

Five more years

I know it isn't right

Their faces are so grubby

But their arseholes are so tight

Five more years

Just what you'd expect

Five more years

To break this country's neck

Five more years

I'm sending out a text

If the poor could all bend over

Then we'll do the cripples next

We'll do those cripples next

## Trivia

* The Five More Years advertisement is a shorter version of the music video for the Kickstarter Avoidance Album track by the same name, consisting of the latter half of the video but with several verses between the image of pigs fucking and David Cameron biting a yellow popsicle cut out.
Eye of the Beholder

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**Eye of the Beholder**

* Original
* Pixel

Organization Information
Status
Active

Affiliation
Helena Canterbury-Boatshoe
Advance

**Eye of the Beholder** is a Corporation in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Eye of the Beholder Inc. is a corporation in Not For Broadcast. It sells harmful cosmetic products, said products increasing in severity over time.

## History

### Episode 1

#### Day 8: The Fallout

*Main article:* Day 8: The Fallout
An advertisement for Eye of the Beholder is released regarding their new product: "Jus de Cochon", which formula actively removes harsh chemicals from the skin when used, giving crisp and brittle skin. During the advertisement, Helena shows signs of pain while applying the product to her face.

#### Day 153: The Tempest

*Main article:* Day 153: The Tempest
A longer advertisement regarding Jus de Cochon is released. During the advertisement, Helena sniffs the bad aroma of the product.

#### Day ???: The Lockdown

*Main article:* Day ???: The Lockdown
An advertisement for Eye of the Beholder is released called "Lockdown Looks". The advertisement tells the viewers that their looks still matter. Therefore, they should keep buying their products.

### Episode 2

#### Day 232: The Silence

*Main article:* Day 232: The Silence
An advertisement for Eye of the Beholder is released regarding their new product: "Acide Gastrique", which ingredients are said to make hair looks and feels healthier. Helena's face is visibly scarred.

#### Day 296: The Heatwave

*Main article:* Day 296: The Heatwave
A shorter advertisement regarding Acide Gastrique is released. During the advertisement, Helena is seen arguing with someone/some people off-screen and enduring some sort of pain coming from her head. The whispers are now hinting at the harm the product causes to whoever it is applied to.

#### Day 371: The 20 Week War

*Main article:* Day 371: The 20 Week War
An advertisement for Eye of the Beholder is released regarding their new product: "Eau de Babouin", which is perfume formulated with "natural" hydrogen sulfide. Helena's condition has visibly worsened, with her hair all gone and her scalp scarred.

### Episode 3

#### Day 912: The Uprising

*Main article:* Day 912: The Uprising
An advertisement for Eye of the Beholder is released regarding their new product: "La Douleur", which is nail polish in a variety of colors and equipped with shade lock technology that lasts up to 24 years and dries in moments. Throughout the advertisement, Helena lies on her back lifeless while her nails are being painted by another person.

## Trivia

* Eye of the Beholder is the only corporation that does not have both an advert or an ending showing their success/downfall.
	+ However, playing their adverts or not will affect Helena Canterbury-Boatshoe's ending.
* Eye of the Beholder is the only company that doesn't have a determinant advert.
* Eye of the Beholder is the only company which has an unknown CEO.
* In terms of the entire game, Eye of the Beholder is the company that has the least amount of adverts, with 7.
Alan James Long

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**Alan James Long**

Information

Label
Alan James

Owner(s)
Channel One

Star(s)
Alan James

In-Game

Day(s) Available
Day 1: The Election

Impact(s) on game
Positively Affects Public Perception

**Alan James Long** is a Tape in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Alan James Long is an advertisement available on Day 1 of Not For Broadcast. It comes in a black VHS tape with the Channel One logo on it. Its counterpart, Alan James Short, is available on Day 8.

## Impact

If the advertisement is played at any ad break during the broadcast, the public's perception of Disrupt will improve.

If the advertisement is not played at all during the broadcast, however, the public's perception will worsen.[*citation needed*]

## Trivia

* The song used in the advert is "Alan James is Underscored".
Crazy Anniversary Sale

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**Crazy Anniversary Sale**

Information

Label
Crazy Neil

Owner(s)
Neil's Deals Limited

Star(s)
Crazy Neil
Ninth Mrs Neil

In-Game

Day(s) Available
Day 912: The Uprising

Impact(s) on game
Increases Value of Shares

Variant(s)
Crazy Closing Down Sale

**Crazy Anniversary Sale** is a Tape in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Crazy Anniversary Sale is an advertisement available on Day 912 of Not For Broadcast. It comes in a pink VHS tape with the Neil's Deals Limited logo on it, and is available if the value of shares for Neil's Deals Limited are **high** up to that point.

(...)

## Impact

If the advertisement is played at any ad break during the broadcast, the value of shares for Neil's Deals Limited will increase in accordance with the amount of audience present during viewing.

If the advertisement is not played at all during the broadcast, however, the value of shares will decrease.

## Trivia

* The song used in the advert is "Neil Triumphant".
Alison

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**Alison**

Personal Information
Status
Deceased

Occupation
Protester

Affiliation
Disrupt
 Biological Information

Identity
Female

Pronouns
She/Her
Hair Color
Blonde

Eye Color
Blue

Family
Unnamed Children

Actor
Clementine Blake

**Alison** is a character in *Not For Broadcast*.
In The Goal

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**In The Goal** is a Song in *Not For Broadcast*, as part of the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack. It appears on Disc 1 of the soundtrack.

## Lyrics

Match Day! (Match Day!)

Happy Day! (Happy Day!)

Me and the lads are playing away

Match Day! (Match Day!)

Saturday! (Saturday!)

Kisses from the missus

And we're on our way

Match Day! (Match Day!)

What a Day! (What a Day!)

Me and the coach

Cruisin' down the motorway

Match Day! (Match Day!)

Saturday! (Saturday!)

Finish with the handshakes

And we're ready to play!

In the Goal!

In the Goal!

You gotta get it

In the Goal!

Kick the football in the goal!

Getting me a penalty

A penalty

Getting me a penalty!

In the Goal!

In the Goal!

You gotta get it

In the Goal!

Kick the football in the goal!

Getting me a penalty

A penalty

Getting me a penalty!

Match Time! (Match Time!)

Halfway Line! (Halfway Line!)

Waiting for the whistle

So we start on time

Half-time! (Half-time!)

Team Talk Time (Team Talk Time!)

Hairdryer treatment

For seventy-nine

Sideline! (Sideline!)

Stoppage Time (Stoppage Time!)

Jimmy just got clattered

Now he's starting to whine

Full-time! (Full-time!)

Goal line! (Goal line!)

Celebrate our winnings

With a magnum and wine

In the Goal!

In the Goal!

You gotta get it

In the Goal!

Kick the football in the goal!

Getting me a penalty

A penalty

Getting me a penalty!

In the Goal!

In the Goal!

You gotta get it

In the Goal!

Kick the football in the goal!

Getting me a penalty

A penalty

Getting me a penalty!
Charlie Winston

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**Charlie Winston**

Personal Information
Aliases
Chaz (Megan Wolfe)
Chippy (Suzie Winston)

Status
Determinant

Residence
84 Orbaum Close, West Paterson, S3W 3LL (Former)

Occupation
Community Cohesion Manager (Determinant)
Band Member (Determinant)
Construction Worker (Determinant)
Disrupt Operative (Determinant)
Community Cohesion Cadet (Determinant)

Affiliation
Advance or Disrupt (Determinant)
Go-Getters Initiative (Determinant)
Terry Lloyd (Determinant)
 Biological Information

Identity
Male

Pronouns
He/Him
Age
14 (Episode 1)
 15 (Episode 2)
 21 (Episode 3)

Family
Alex Winston (Parent)
Sam Winston (Parent)
Suzie Winston (Sibling)
 Chris Wells (Parent's Sibling)
 Cassandra Winston (Grandmother)
 Patrick Winston (Grandfather)

**Charlie Winston** is a character in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Charles Winston, commonly known as Charlie, is the rebellious son of the player character, Alex Winston, and their spouse, Sam Winston. Depending on choices made, he can either double-down on his rebellious nature, or straighten himself up.

## History

### Episode 1

##### Day 16: A Call From School

*Main article:* Day 16: A Call From School
If Alex Winston chooses **not** to bring Charlie home after he visits Ben's house the prior day, a voicemail will be sent to the Winston residence by Miss Smith, one of the school's staff, informing them of his unexplained absence and reminding that all absences are required to be authorized in advance.

### Episode 2

#### Day 154: A Rude Awakening

*Main article:* Day 154: A Rude Awakening

#### Day 242: A Ladder Worth Climbing

*Main article:* Day 242: A Ladder Worth Climbing

#### Day 297: A Tape To Remember

*Main article:* Day 297: A Tape To Remember

### Episode 3

#### Day 380: A Final Farewell

*Main article:* Day 380: A Final Farewell

#### Day 412: An End Of An Era

*Main article:* Day 412: An End Of An Era

#### Day 850: A Career In The Making

*Main article:* Day 850: A Career In The Making

#### Day 872: A Spark To Light The Flames

*Main article:* Day 872: A Spark To Light The Flames

#### Day 989: A Message Delivered

*Main article:* Day 989: A Message Delivered

#### Day 1217: A Banquet For Some

*Main article:* Day 1217: A Banquet For Some

#### Day 2340: A Time For Reflection

*Main article:* Day 2340: A Time For Reflection

## Trivia

* Charlie Winston was originally considered to be included on Day 1975: The Sterility's 'Team Awards' segment in place of Edwin Neverlay, depending on whether or not he joined the Go-Getters Initiative, but the concept was scrapped because doing so would define intended-to-be-inclusive parts of Alex Winston's family, such as their race.
* Though not explicitly stated in-game, it's implied that Charlie plays the acoustic guitar, as one can be seen hung up in his bedroom and he later potentially joins a band.

## References

1. ↑ https://clips.twitch.tv/BadFurtiveCrocodileOptimizePrime-iMNIjGuH1Bm28C7Q
An Unpredictable Boseman

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**An Unpredictable Boseman** is a Song in *Not For Broadcast*, as part of the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack. It appears on Disc 3 of the soundtrack.

## History

### Episode 3

#### Day 913: An Important Review

*Main article:* Day 913: An Important Review

## Extra Dialogue

The soundtrack version of "An Unpredictable Boseman" contains various lines of dialogue from Robert Boseman from the different broadcasts throughout the game.
Disruptive Matters

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**Disruptive Matters** is a Song in *Not For Broadcast*, as part of the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack. It appears on Disc 3 of the soundtrack.

## History

### Episode 3

#### Day 872: A Spark To Light The Flames

*Main article:* Day 872: A Spark To Light The Flames

## Extra Dialogue

*Main article:* Day 912: The Uprising
The soundtrack version of "Disruptive Matters" contains segments from Megan Wolfe's final thought on The Uprising broadcast, as well as Julia Salisbury's "Stay at home" message.
Blinds

It appears this content was either removed from the current version of *Not For Broadcast* or never used in the game at all.

The **Blinds** were a Device in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

The Blinds were a pair of gray roller blinds residing on top of the windows in the left side of the Broadcast Room. They had a gray panel next to them with buttons allowing for the Blinds to be mechanically lowered and raised.

## Usage

The Blinds, similar to the Fan, were intended to be used during the Heatwave to counteract Challenge Mechanics. Throughout the broadcast, the sun would shine onto the windows of the Broadcast Room, requiring for the Blinds to be closed in order to block the rays of sunlight.

## Trivia

* While the Blinds' device feature was completely stripped following Not For Broadcast's Early Access release, they can still be seen on top of the Broadcast Room's windows. This is purely for cosmetic detail, and the Blinds cannot be adjusted in any form.

## References

1. ↑ https://clips.twitch.tv/OilyHonestLobsterTheTarFu-ahyueRtlOKl3Qv2i
Barbara

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**Barbara**

Personal Information
Status
Unknown

Occupation
Phone Desk Operator
Swimsuit Model
Football Player
 Biological Information

Identity
Female

Pronouns
She/Her
Hair Color
Brown

Eye Color
Brown

Family
Unnamed Father

Actor
Sarah Lamptey

Russian Voice Actor
Asya Chubkova

**Barbara** is a character in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Barbara is a member of a local women's amateur football team, as well as one of the three women who appeared live at the phone desk, accepting donations during the First Annual Saint Fanny's Hospital T.V. Fundraiser for Dying Children. Due to her father being a doctor, she knew first aid techniques, which ended up being crucial during Act Two of the Telethon, after Yong was knocked unconscious by Graham Bannon and left with potentially-serious injuries.

## History

### Episode 1

#### Day 56: The Telethon

*Main article:* Day 56: The Telethon
Alex Winston is directed by Robert Boseman to edit Channel One's old broadcast footage from the 1950s of the First Annual St. Fanny's Hospital's T.V. Fundraiser for Dying Children, featuring Barbara as one of the phone operators.
Hamble-Bamblebury

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**Hamble-Bamblebury** is a Location in *Not For Broadcast*, located within the country.

## Description

It is unknown where Hamble-Bamblebury is located or its culture.

## History

### Episode 2

#### Day 371: The 20 Week War

*Main article:* Day 371: The 20 Week War
Hamble-Bamblebury is mentioned during Channel One's upcoming programming summary prior to the National Nightly News broadcast, where "Incisors" host Adrian Atkinson-Blimey is stated to be, at 11:25pm, "getting his teeth" into Fiona, a resident who has invented a tasty twist on the humble biscuit.
Jupiter Mk II

**Jupiter Mk II** is a Colonial capital ship in *Battlestar Galactica Deadlock*.

## Background

The Jupiter Mark II is a refit and redesign of the legendary battlestar class. The first of the original Jupiters, the *Galactica*, was grounded during the bombardment of Caprica City. The damage sustained during the emergency jump was repaired, including improvements to the hull and armament arrays.

Due to the clandestine nature of the project the design of the Jupiter Mk II carries a number of flaws from its predecessor, including limited networks between subsystems and a restricted thrust-to-mass ratio.

## Weapons layout and performance

Standard ballistic weapons include Battlestar artillery for the front, top, and bottom, with point defense turrets on the sides.

The ship has a 25% base damage reduction and 100% base subsystem repair rate. Its firewall regenerates at a rate of 100/s.

As an upgrade from the standard Jupiter, the Jupiter Mk II can hold 4 squadrons.

## Special abilities

The Jupiter Mk II possesses point defense turrets on either side, generating a protective flak field to deter enemy fighters and destroy incoming munitions.

## Strategy

The Jupiter Mk II is essentially a more durable and versatile version of the Jupiter-class battlestar. Players are encouraged to study the base strategies of the Jupiter prior to employing the Jupiter Mk II, as their mobility is the same, but the Mk II has better firing arcs and a much stronger bow in terms of firepower.

The main advantages of the Jupiter Mk II are thicker armor and more squadron slots than its predecessor, giving it greater flexibility on the battlefield for both offensive and defensive strategies. In spite of the expense, Sweepers and Assault Raptors can enhance the performance of both the Jupiter Mk II and escort ships if used in the fighter/utility or raptor/utility slots.

In the single player campaigns, the Jupiter Mk II is the single most powerful ship available to the player. As such, players may be tempted to build and stock as many as possible onto a high-ranking fleet officer. However, a fleet comprised entirely of battlestars will reduce the speed of the fleet and the accuracy of ranged munitions until they engage effective DRADIS range.

As such, players should pair the Jupiter Mk II with no more than two additional battlestars. Due to the differences in design, contrasting battlestar types (e.g. pairing a Jupiter Mk II with a Minerva) may initially seem like a solid way to balance against individual flaws or adding versatility to a fleet. In practice however, each battlestar class has an ideal engagement style, range, and differing attack speed, making it especially difficult to coordinate a cohesive strategy. If pairing, players should strongly consider using another Jupiter Mk II or original Jupiter, due to their similarities in capabilities.
Fall of the Twelve Colonies

The **Fall of the Twelve Colonies** occurs after the Cylons return 40 years after the Armistice, ending the First Cylon War depicted in *Battlestar Galactica: Deadlock*.

## External links

* Fall of the Twelve Colonies at Battlestar Wiki

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Alan James (disambiguation)

**Alan James** is a character in *Not For Broadcast*.

**Alan James** may also refer to:

* Alan James Long
* Alan James Short

 *This **disambiguation** page lists articles associated with the same title. If an internal link referred you here, you may wish to change the link to point directly to the intended article.*
Frank

**Frank**

Personal Information
Status
Alive

Occupation
Head of Maintenance

Affiliation
Channel One
National Nightly News
 Biological Information

Identity
Male

Pronouns
He/Him

**Frank** is a character in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Frank is the head of Channel One's Maintenance Department, and formerly involved in a fierce prank war with Dave.

## Personality

Not much is known about Frank's personality, being only mentioned in passing. Throughout his mentions, however, Frank is indicated as being a skilled - albeit neglectful - technician, capable of jury-rigging the Vision Mixer but often forgetting to perform maintenance inspections.

## History

### Episode 1

#### Day 1: The Election

*Main article:* Day 1: The Election
A out-of-order notice can be seen on the Vision Mixer's auxiliary display port, requesting Frank to be called from Maintenance.

### Episode 3

#### Day 913: An Important Review

*Main article:* Day 913: An Important Review
If Jill Blunt was correctly censored during The Novaries' interview the prior day, Alex Winston can blame Frank as having forgot to do his maintenance checks again when questioned by Robert Boseman as to how "perfectly acceptable language" was censored.

#### Switcheroo

Frank is mentioned in the Switcheroo challenge, where he is stated as having messed with the Vision Mixer's buttons as payback for Dave pissing in the water cooler. Upon completion of the challenge, Dave hints over the Intercom that further pranks will subsequently be headed Frank's way, as he's off to piss in the coffee machine, though he mentions to Alex Winston that there will likely be little retaliation headed their way on behalf of Frank.
Day 106: A Domestic Dilemma

**Day 106: "A Domestic Dilemma"** is an Incident in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Requirements

Day 106: A Domestic Dilemma is unlocked if Alex Winston has a **negative** relationship with Sam up to that point and **refused** to sign the Go-Getters Initiative form for Charlie Winston on Day 98: A Permission Slip.

## Trivia

* Unlocking this day also awards the **A Youth Club Too Far?** achievement.
* The internal title for this Incident is called "Wife Says Yes To Go-Getters". This is presumed to be purely for internal reference only since in-game, Alex and Sam Winston are both non-binary.
Advance: Stay Alert (Day 2602)

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**Advance: Stay Alert**

Information

Label
Terror Alert

Owner(s)
Advance

In-Game

Day(s) Available
Day 2602: The Finale

Impact(s) on game
Positively Affects Public Perception

Variant(s)
Advance: Thank You

**Advance: Stay Alert** is a Tape in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Advance: Stay Alert is an advertisement available on Day 2602 of *Not For Broadcast*. It comes in a blue VHS tape with the Advance logo on it, and is available if Alan James is **alive**.

(...)

## Impact

Due to The Finale being the final broadcast of the main story, any advert that is played will not have an impact on financial status or the story.
Day 380: A Final Farewell

**Day 380: "A Final Farewell"** is an Incident in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Requirements

Day 380: A Final Farewell is unlocked if Suzie Winston, Chris Wells, or both were abroad during the events of Day 371: The 20 Week War.

## Transcript

* Chris Is Dead
* Both Are Dead

* Kicked Out By Sam

Your daughter. Poor little Suzie. Gone. Sam has said little since that evening. They're still getting over the shock. But when you walk over and squeeze their hand, they squeeze back, tightly. You'll get through this together. You can only imagine how awful it would be to face this alone.

* Kicked Out By Sam

The two siblings had always been close. And now Chris was just...gone. You can only imagine what Sam was going through now. They've said little since that evening, clearly still in shock. And some small piece of you can't help but wonder, are you partly to blame? Not that you can change any of that now. All you can do is be there for Sam, and when you walk over and squeeze their hand, they squeeze tightly back.

* Kicked Out By Sam

Your little girl. Suzie. And Chris too. Both just...gone. Sam has said little since that evening, clearly still in shock. Not that you could blame them, you haven't been much better. Sam appears, silent, and squeezes your hand, tightly, an act of desperation seeking comfort, and you squeeze back. Some small piece of you can't help but wonder, are you partly to blame? These scars will not fade quickly.
Elizabeth

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**Elizabeth**

Personal Information
Status
Alive

Affiliation
Disrupt
Channel One
 Biological Information

Identity
Female

Pronouns
She/Her

**Elizabeth** is a character in *Not For Broadcast*.

## History

### Episode 2

#### Day 207: A Disruptive Meeting

*Main article:* Day 207: A Disruptive Meeting
Advance: Transition

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**Advance: Transition**

Information

Label
Advance: Transition

Owner(s)
Advance

In-Game

Day(s) Available
Day 153: The Tempest

Impact(s) on game
Positively Affects Public Perception

**Advance: Transition** is a Tape in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Advance: Transition is an advertisement available on Day 153 of *Not For Broadcast*. It comes in a blue VHS tape with the Advance logo on it.

(...)

## Impact

If the advertisement is played at any ad break during the broadcast, the public's perception of Advance will improve.

If the advertisement is not played at all during the broadcast, however, the public's perception will worsen.
Day 1557: An Unwelcome Discovery

**Day 1557: "An Unwelcome Discovery"** is an Incident in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Requirements

Day 1557: An Unwelcome Discovery is unlocked if Suzie Winston is alive up to that point.

## Transcript

* Negative Relationship With Boseman (Below 70)

Sam's call had been brief but urgent.Suzie was in the hospital, and had asked both of you to come.Boseman was surprisingly understanding, telling you to leave work immediately. You'd expected at least some hesitation.
Eric Pimms

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**Eric Pimms**

Personal Information
Status
Alive

Occupation
Floor Manager
Runner (Former)

Affiliation
Bits Of Your Life
Channel One
Petey (Former)
 Biological Information

Identity
Male

Pronouns
He/Him
Actor
Dalu Thebe

**Eric Pimms** is a character in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Eric Pimms is the current floor manager for Bits of Your Life. Previously, he worked on Petey as a runner for Dorothy Hammermann, up until the show's end when Peter Clement announced that he was cancelling it in order to run for Prime Minister.

## History

### Before The Game

#### Day -49: Bits of Your Life

*Main article:* Day -49: Bits of Your Life
Anna Burns

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**Anna Burns**

Personal Information
Status
Alive

Occupation
Scientist

Affiliation
Rymmington-Svist
University of Princeford
 Biological Information

Identity
Female

Pronouns
She/Her
Russian Voice Actor
Eugene Malakhova

**Anna Burns** is a character in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Personality

Anna is interviewed by Megan Wolfe in Shining-on-Sea, where a study is being conducted, the results of which are announced during the interview.
Dave's Mix

**Dave's Mix**

Information

Label
Dave's Mix ツ

Owner(s)
Dave

Star(s)
Gazza
Beyonce Johnson
Fiona
Kenneth

Product
Jacket Potato (DJ Spud-U-Love Remix)

In-Game

Day(s) Available
Day 1: The Election

Impact(s) on game
Plays Music

**Dave's Mix** is a cassette tape in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Dave's Mix is a cassette tape found inside of a Tony Hawkman cassette player, with black marker written on it that says "Dave's Mix ツ". Interacting with the cassette player plays a recording of the song 'Jacket Potato', by Gazza.

## History

### Before The Game

#### Day -49: Bits of Your Life

*Main article:* Day -49: Bits of Your Life
Dave's Mix appears during the Bits Of Your Life broadcast, in the same location as the base game. Unlike the base game, interacting with the cassette player will instead play the full 2 minutes 43 seconds of Jacket Potato (DJ Spud-U-Love Remix), instead of a short snippet.

### Episode 1

#### Day 1: The Election

*Main article:* Day 1: The Election
Dave's Mix appears for the first and only time in the base game on Day 1, where it alongside others of Dave's belongings are visible on the right side of the Broadcast Room.

## Trivia

* The inclusion of the recording of 'Jacket Potato' in Dave's Mix is a reference to ~~NotGTAV~~ NotTheNameWeWanted, an older game developed by NotGames.
Arseminster

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**Arseminster** is a Location in *Not For Broadcast*, located within the country.

## Description

It is unknown where in the country Arseminster is located, but it is known that the town is the stinkiest in the country, briefly overtaken by Grizzleford during the heatwave.
Incisors

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**Incisors**

Organization Information
Status
Inactive

Affiliation
Channel One

**Incisors** is a television show in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

*Incisors* is a news and current affairs programme featured on Channel One. Hosted by Adrian Atkinson-Blimey, the show's premise involves him providing an in-depth investigation and analysis regarding various topics, normally grilling trending public figure or discussing current events.

## History

### Before The Game

#### Day -49: Bits of Your Life

*Main article:* Day -49: Bits of Your Life
Dahlia Flywell

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**Dahlia Flywell**

Personal Information
Status
Alive

Occupation
Weather Reporter

Affiliation
Channel One
Advance
 Biological Information

Identity
Female

Pronouns
She/Her
Hair Color
Brown

Actor
Sara Lynam

Russian Voice Actor
Christina Sherman

**Dahlia Flywell** is a character in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Dahlia Flywell is a weather reporter for Channel One.

## History

### Ads

Dahlia Flywell has starred in one advertisement.

* Advance: Daily Report

## Trivia

* Dahlia Flywell is the real-world version of psychic scientist Delia Lywell.
Headlines System

The **Headlines System** is a Device in *Not For Broadcast*. It is first used in Day 8: The Fallout.

## Description

The Headlines System controls two to three buttons at the bottom of the Vision Mixer, labeling them A and B (and C if three are used) respectively, as well as a blue digital clock to the right of the Mixer.

## Usage

The Headlines System is used to choose between a set of headlines during Headline Segments of Broadcasts. The A , B, and C buttons, when pressed, choose the respective headline. When two screens are used, they can be found on the bottom two Camera Feeds. The top right Camera Feed is also used by the system when three options are to be presented. The digital clock counts down the amount of time remaining to choose a headline image.

The headlines chosen by Alex affect the game's story going forward, which can result in different outcomes. For example, if negative headlines of Advance are chosen, the public will think more negatively of them.

## Special Headline Branches

*Main article:* Headline Branches
Headline branches exist for each of the three side stories throughout the game: Sophia Rymmington, Dante's Taint Scientists, and Johnny Hamsleeves.
Betterment (song)

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**Betterment** is a Song in *Not For Broadcast*, as part of the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack. It appears on Disc 3 of the soundtrack.

## Description

"Betterment" by Hippety Bop is a song from the album Songs Of The New Future. It is an Advance-themed hip-hop song promoting the facility of the same name.

## Lyrics

(Better better, better better.)

So much better. (Better better, better better.)

So much better! (Better better, better better.)

You gotta go to Betterment! (x2)

## Extra Dialogue

Similar to the advert, a voiceover announces Bop's name before his vocal.
Acide Gastrique (song)

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**Acide Gastrique** is a Song in *Not For Broadcast*, as part of the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack. It appears on Disc 2 of the soundtrack.

## History

### Ads

"Acide Gastrique" plays during two advertisements.

* Acide Gastrique Long
* Acide Gastrique Short

## Extra Dialogue

The soundtrack version of "Acide Gastrique" contains lines of dialogue from both adverts.
Helvetica Svorsborgenwongensvord

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**Helvetica Svorsborgenwongensvord**

Personal Information
Status
Determinant

Residence
Dante's Taint

Affiliation
Dante's Taint Science Team
 Biological Information

Identity
Female

Pronouns
She/Her
Hair Color
Brown

Family
David Wong (Father)
 Ingrid Svorsborgenhorgensvord (Mother)
Times Svorsborgenwongensvord (Brother)
 Arial Svorsborgenwongensvord (Brother)

Actor
Emma Niamh Sewell

Russian Voice Actor
Christina Sherman

**Helvetica Svorsborgenwongensvord** is a character in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Gallery

* Helvetica Svorsborgenwongensvord Nearing Harvest Season
* Helvetica Svorsborgenwongensvord During War Times
* Helvetica Svorsborgenwongensvord At The Svorsborgenhorgensboardwalk

## Trivia

* Helvetica Svorsborgenwongensvord's name, similarly to Times and Arial, is a reference to a popular text font, with hers being towards the sans-serif typeface 'Helvetica'.
Support

Battlestar Galactica Deadlock Wiki is focused on creating the definitive guide to *Battlestar Galactica Deadlock*. However, while we make an effort to be complete, which may include game bugs and fixes for them, we are not an official game support channel.

The official game support channels can be found here:

* The Official Matrix Games forums
Billy Bob Jean-Short

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**Billy Bob Jean-Short**

Personal Information
Status
Alive

Occupation
Musician

Affiliation
Advance
 Biological Information

Identity
Male

Pronouns
He/Him
Hair Color
Brown

Family
Li'l C (Daughter)
Li'l D (Daughter)
Unnamed Wife (Former)

Actor
Ben Jones

Russian Voice Actor
Artyom Grishin

**Billy Bob Jean-Short** is a character in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Billy Bob Jean-Short is an Advance-affiliated country singer and guest on the National Nightly News. He praises a deity called Kraglar, and has a strange belief in aliens, of which he believes told him to hate women.
Daphne Snister

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**Daphne Snister**

Personal Information
Status
Alive

Residence
Hamble-Bamblebury

Occupation
Nurse

Affiliation
Advance
 Biological Information

Identity
Female

Pronouns
She/Her
Hair Color
Brown

Eye Color
Blue

Actor
Angharad Owen

Russian Voice Actor
Elena Kareva

**Daphne Snister** is a character in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Daphne Snister is a nurse at a Transition Centre in Hamble-Bamblebury, and one of the winners of Territory One's weekly Team Lottery.
Changing Rooms

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**Changing Rooms** is a Song in *Not for Broadcast*, as part of the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack. It appears on Disc 5 of the soundtrack, and is found exclusively in the DLC *Live & Spooky*.

## Description

The song contains a short excerpt of the Live & Spooky theme song, and is used to transition between locations on the show.
Bannon's

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**Bannon's**
* Burned
* Restored

Information

Label
Bannon's

Owner(s)
Channel One

Star(s)
Graham Bannon

Product
Bannon Petroleum

In-Game

Day(s) Available
Day 85: Live & Spooky

Impact(s) on game
Changes Sequence

**Bannon's** is a Reel in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Description

Bannon's is a reel available on Day 85 of Not For Broadcast. Its burned variant comes in a black casing, which changes to a silver casing upon being restored. The reel can be restored by sending Patrick Bannon to the Projector Room in Act 2 of the broadcast.

## Impact

If the reel is restored, one of the prerequisites for achieving 'Credit Where It's Due' will be completed.

If the reel is not restored, 'Credit Where It's Due' cannot be completed.
Day 371: A Proportionate Response

**Day 371: "A Proportionate Response"** is an Incident in *Not For Broadcast*. It is the first Incident of Episode 3.

## Requirements

Day 371: A Proportionate Response is available naturally in *Not For Broadcast*'s default progression path, and thus does not need to be unlocked.

## Trivia

* If at least one family member dies in the bombings, Sam will join Disrupt in revenge. This is hinted by their desire to help Alex in the path where the latter joined Disrupt.
Interference Machine

The **Interference Machine** is a Device in *Not For Broadcast*. It is first used in Day 1: The Election.

## Description

The Interference Machine is a grey rectangular machine built into the workstation, and connected to the Satellite Tower. On the right, it has a screen detailing both the current frequency the machine is set to, indicated by a green waveform, and the frequency it needs to be set to avoid Interference, indicated by a larger white waveform. On the left, it has a set of controls, a slider and a joystick, which adjust the machine's current frequency.

## Usage

The Interference Machine is used to keep interference from interrupting broadcasts. When interference becomes present, Alex Winston is alerted with an alarm-like sound. The white waveform on the machine's screen will move and fluctuate throughout the section of interference. To keep the broadcast from losing signal, the machine must adjust to these changing waveforms using the slider and joystick on the machine until the interference ends.

Starting from Day 371: The 20 Week War, orange waveforms will also appear, allowing the Broadcast Screen to switch the active feed to one of the many Disrupt hacks sent out by Alan James or Gordon Goodman.

## Trivia

* In an earlier build of the game, an upgrade known as "Interference Filter" was available in the Shop, although not purchasable. If acquired, it would filter white noise out of the broadcast, leaving one to only have to worry if people are actively hacking in, "and that never happens."
A Beautiful Lockdown

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**A Beautiful Lockdown** is a Song in *Not For Broadcast*, as part of the Not For Broadcast Original Soundtrack. It appears on Disc 1 of the soundtrack.

## History

### Ads

"A Beautiful Lockdown" plays during one advertisement.

* Lockdown Looks
Day 297: A Tape To Remember

**Day 297: "A Tape To Remember"** is an Incident in *Not For Broadcast*.

## Requirements

Day 297: A Tape To Remember is available naturally in *Not For Broadcast*'s default progression path, and thus does not need to be unlocked.

## Transcript

### Disrupt Payout

This part of the transcript plays out at the end of the day if Alex Winston chose to attend the Disrupt meeting on Day 290: An Invitation Worth Ignoring? and played the Disrupt tape at the second ad break on Day 296: The Heatwave.
Ghost Effect Buttons

The **Ghost Effect Buttons** are a group of Devices in *Not For Broadcast*. They are used in Day 85: Live & Spooky.

## Description

The Ghost Effect Buttons are a set of four buttons connected to a grey machine, made by Gareth in his garage. Each is labelled by a different icon, and corresponds to a specific room within the Bannon Soundstage. The Ghost Effect Buttons are the Live & Spooky equivalent of the Sound Effect Buttons.

* The 'spotlight' button on the top of the machine corresponds to the Sound Stage.
* The 'saw' button on the left of the machine corresponds to the Workshop.
* The 'dumbbell' button on the right of the machine corresponds to the Prop Store.
* The 'coat hanger' button on the bottom of the machine corresponds to the Costume Room.

## Usage

The Ghost Effect Buttons are used to direct Patrick Bannon and Wayne de Spiritwhistle to different rooms of the Bannon Soundstage in the Live & Spooky broadcast during Act 1. When an opportunity to play a ghost effect begins, the buttons light up for a timed duration. Upon activating one of the buttons, its ghost effect will play once the timer ends, and the broadcast hosts will transition to the effect's corresponding rooms.

If a button is not activated during the timer's duration, the broadcast will continue despite the lack of 'spiritual signs', and the hosts will move to the different rooms in a semi-static order, prioritizing visiting the Costume Room early-on and any other room later.
Calls Machine

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The **Calls Machine** is a Device in *Not For Broadcast*. It is used in Day -49: Bits of Your Life.

## Description

The Calls Machine (Model Dentronic 5000 ics) is used to call the guest from their holding area for them to be ready before going to the studio

## Usage

The Calls Machine controls which guest to call. This machine has 2 settings, auto and manual. Auto, where the order of the guest are predetermined, and manual, where the order or the guest is up to the one who controls it. In manual mode, the machine will beep when it's almost time for the next guest to come. If the controller doesn't pick a guest, the machine will randomly pick one.