Uncle Roger FORCED To Review THE WORST THAI RED CURRY

**Uncle Roger FORCED To Review THE WORST THAI RED CURRY** is the 44th Uncle Roger food review video. It was released on April 17, 2022.

## Description

Auntie Helen send someone to kidnap Uncle Roger and now I have to review Jamie Oliver Thai Red Curry... Niece and nephew help!

## Plot

### Cold Open

The scene starts as Uncle Roger is tangled in ropes by a kidnapper sent by Auntie Helen. He is forced to react to Jamie Oliver making Thai Red Curry. Uncle Roger beg the kidnapper to not let him watch it as he would do anything.

### Reacting

The video starts and Jamie starts cutting the ends of the lemongrass. He says that Jamie using lemongrass is correct, but the kidnapper, now go by the name Nephew Kidnapper, says "It's Jamie Oliver, he must have made some mistake." Then Uncle Roger point out that he cut the wrong end. Jamie starts to spank the lemongrass again, cut it, and put it in the food processor, which annoys Uncle Roger. Then he puts in tomato puree, which is the wrong ingredient. He asked Nephew Kidnapper to untie his leg to put it down. He states that this is the fastest time he put his leg down from the chair, also saying he is definetely the Usain Bolt of f\*\*\*in up. He says that nobody use tomato puree for the curry and ask "You trying to make bolognese?" Jamie got the wrong ingredients again by the following, roastes red pepper, coriander, and 1 chili. It follows up with a flashback with Jamie using 3 chilis for his Thai Green Curry, which is obviously not enough. Jamie then uses a garlic crusher. Uncle Roger says that garlic crushers are the whitest invention. He then ask Nephew Kidnapper if he have a garlic crusher, which he responded yes. Jamie use ginger instead of galangal again and use kaffir lime leaves instead of peel. After he blend it and says it's beautiful, Uncle Roger says, "Where got beautiful?" He use olive oil and soy sauce next, which Uncle Roger is disappointed even more. He then call the video the worst video by far. Nephew Kidnapper suggest to stop the reaction because he had a "heartattack", but Uncle Roger says that they're in too deep and the ancestors are crying, so he have to avenge them. The reaction continues as he questions Jamie where's the peppercorn, salt, and shrimp paste. This time he use the correct fish sauce, but he put in the paste instead of later. The correct fish sauce brand, Tiparos, only gets him 1 point, now he has -9999. But he use sesame oil and blends again, which Uncle Roger says it's so ugly and clumpy. Another flashback shows Mark Weins' mother in law's paste is smoother than his. Then he said, "Jamie Oilver's cooking so bad, even his food processor give up on him." He puts olive oil in the pan and stir fry all of the paste, which Uncle Roger says to not put all of it and save it for his bolognese. He sauté the prawn like how he sauté the chicken in his green curry. Uncle Roger starts to get a headache as Jamie puts in mangetout again. An unsattisfied Uncle Roger knows that every curry he puts mangetout. Nephew Kidnapper follows up with the comment, "Auntie Helen is brutal." Uncle Roger reluctantly agrees and says that she make Putin feel like Mother Teresa. Jamie then puts coconut milk, lime, and even more coriander. An almost fainted Uncle Roger calls the Thai Red Curry, British Orange Soup.

### Ending

After the video end, he demands Nephew Kidnapper to release him. But was interrupted by a call from an unknown number. It turns out to be Auntie Helen. With an eerie music in the background, Uncle Roger calls her a crazy woman and yells her to let him go. Auntie Helen laughs hysterically and tell him she's gonna think about it if he gains more subscribers than Jamie. The video ends with Uncle Roger begging the nieces and nephews to hit the subscribe button and catch up to Jamie, otherwise he can't anymore videos.

## Trivia

* This is the first video where Uncle Roger didn't talk about MSG, make dirty jokes, or say "Sorry Children."
* Nephew Kidnapper is acted by Nigel's editor, Frankie.
* This video has the fewest blooper scenes, 1.
* At the time of 1:44, this is the fastest time Uncle Roger put his leg down from his chair, beating Gordon's ramen video.
* This video was prerecorded in London because Nigel's in America to do his stand up tour.

1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slH6M6a98n4&t=523s