Camisadoluvr

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**Camisadoluvr** or simply known as **Cami** is an ex-Captain of the 95th East Yawpton Regiment. She was instrumental during the days of the early Empire era(2014) but, a year in, was forced to resign in disgrace for her deliberate lies to two Company Members and refusal to cooperate.

She was once noted for obedience and industriousness, but her devotion died down as she got bored of the game, prompting Irishkaiser to push her on, which she responded with excuses and passive-aggressiveness that ended in an emotional confrontation between the two.

In spite of her tumultuous relationship with Irishkaiser, her legacy in the Company involves her usually as part of popular jokes involving Irishkaiser's hilarious womanizing skills, highlighting the latter's failure to comprehend or react normally to a woman's signals.

## Origins

The name *Camisadoluvr* was taken from the song Camisado by Panic! At The Disco, an American rock band which she is very fond of and their songs being the basis of most of her online names, the other being her real name. Camisadoluvr found MineZ after watching let's player ParagonNova's videos and started playing MineZ, in which she played with great difficulty but enjoyed nonetheless. She first encountered the UNKNOWN [?] Trading Company from the eyechat, but she got to know them more through WholeMilkLP's videos. Irishkaiser recalls his first encounter with Camisadoluvr in-game involved her and Shadow\_Wolf15 near Camp Bell attacking him, in which she accidentally killed Shadow\_Wolf and was herself killed by the zombies. She later started hanging out and adventuring with others who would become Company Members in the future long before she joined.

## MineZ 2014 Becoming a Company Member

Sometime around late 2013, as a consequence of the Southern War Camisadoluvr's friends began to leave slowly and she keeps chance meeting Irishkaiser, with whom she found "*eccentrically*" charming. Irishkaiser took her in and began teaching her how to play the game better, taking her all over the map like her friends did before. Somewhere just before she kept meeting Irishkaiser and after her friends left however, Camisadoluvr claimed to have met a group that abandoned her soonafter, creating feelings of loneliness. She was then quite happy when Irishkaiser offered her to join sometime mid-2014.

Camisadoluvr's dedication and obedience soon became something noteworthy and, wanting a replacement for fartabstract, the Directory decided to place her in the 95th East Yawpton Regiment, taking it out of suspended animation. By late 2014, Irishkaiser's interactions with Cami bordered on infatuation as he began taking advantage of her own crush on him, by constantly flirting and toying with her. Some have accused Irishkaiser of being psychologically cruel for taking advantage of a member's devotion to suit his own ends.

Camisadoluvr realized this and responded by friendzoning Irishkaiser, who she claimed kept friendzoning her.

## MineZ 2015 Frustration and Forced Resignation

By 2015, Camisadoluvr's schedule changed due to her working night shift, which affected her activity and play hours. Irishkaiser noticed this but failed to realized the repercussions due to Camisadoluvr's frequency of being on last year and after her seeing her willingness to stay up late with him. She began to slacken and became frustrated playing alone because Irishkaiser, who was once the only one who could play with on a constant timezone as her, also had work and couldn't be on as much - yet he was telling her to go out and do things.

With MineZ's population decreasing, she found herself continually being alone again and Irishkaiser's quickly changing moods and comments from stoic to romantically flirtatious then joker or drill sergeant and then just being a plain pervert or even a combination of all the above to be constantly irritating and difficult to keep up with.

There were some days that Camisadoluvr began to not deliver and Irishkaiser began to discipline Camisadoluvr, which she responded by being passive-aggressive and at time just flat out ignoring Irishkaiser. Irishkaiser also noticed that other than him, she wasn't interacting with any other Company Members at all, except him. After recruiting Marjolein26Juli, he placed her in the same regiment with Camisadoluvr. After the two got to know each other, he started interrogating Marjolein26Juli which gave Irishakiser the evidence that Camisadoluvr had been flat out lying to him and so he began to deduce that Camisadoluvr was home earlier than usual and failed to report anything

Irishkaiser, enraged by the lie, lashed out at Camisadoluvr, mercilessly pointing out her pettiness and disloyalty and how it could all have been avoided if she was just honest with him, culminating with a statement of wanting to kick her out, but at the same time wanted it to be a smooth transition because he did not want to put the 95th in suspended animation again. Camisadoluvr appealed not to, fearing loneliness and asked to be given one more week, Irishkaiser agreed, though advised her to leave. The one week passed and Irishkaiser kicked Camisadoluvr for failure to even report. Over the course of that week, Camisadoluvr had come to the decision to leave the UTC, but to spite Irishkaiser one more time, decided to not report at all.

Company Members began to ask why Camisadoluvr had left, which prompted Irishkaiser to grant her the right to have the last words in full, ignoring her singling him out with her "hard feelings" comment.

But it wasn't her final confrontation with Irishkaiser. Lieutenant\_Joe began to take concern and started asking her, conversing with her about Irishkaiser and the UTC in general. Irishkaiser ignored the harsh comments, but a comment in particular pinned all the blame on him, while trying to save her own reputation.

Enraged at not just lying at him, but lying to another Company Member about him, Irishkaiser began to lash out at Camisadoluvr again while also contemplating on reprimanding Lieutenant\_Joe for being delusional and a white knight. After Lieutenant\_Joe discovered Camisadoluvr lied to him as well, Camisadoluvr, probably out of shame or unwillingness to cause trouble decided on leaving completely as she was never seen on Shotbow again as she promised and instead moved on to CS:GO, which she rarely plays anyway. She was in turn replaced by guy762 as head of the 95th.

## Legacy

Despite being kicked and therefore technically remembered in bad light, Camisadoluvr is often in Company jokes mentioning Irishkaiser showing off his eccentric womanizing self. The butt of the joke varies between the two as Irishkaiser is depicted as sometimes an overreacting nonsensical man and Camisadoluvr being depicted as a naive girl who would do anything to please.

For Irishkaiser, his experiences with Camisadoluvr only served as a lesson to him. Before the drama they were involved in, Irishkaiser thought Camisadoluvr was different and at times superior to the modern western lady as she was raised rather well by her family; refusing to swear and always trying to be polite and obedient. Irishkaiser, for his part, treated her as an equal rather than a lady, but it only seemed to push her away and caused her to lie more and more.

Irishkaiser's belief and experience that women in general are very frequent big liars when it comes to being held accountable was pushed aside because of a certain trust in Camisadoluvr. Once this trust was broken, Irishkaiser began to be more wary and careful of incoming female members, which showed itself in his well-handled disciplining of 93rd Regiment of Virtues' new female members when they began to step out of line.

## references

1. ↑ note: Irishkaiser theorizes this is a sob story to create excuses after threatening to kick her out.
2. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/UnknownTradeCo/comments/2j2sgq/the\_empire\_the\_companys\_official\_news\_source\_78/
3. ↑ this guy really hates liars.
4. ↑ this guy REALLY REALLY REALLY hates liars.