Cable Guy

Missions
Cable Guy
Omicron Persei 8

**Cable Guy** is the first and only main story mission on Omicron Persei 8.

## Map

> *Bender needs some juice.*
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Bender's power cells are low! You consult an Omicronian for help "juicing" him up.
Omicronian: State your business, puny Earthling!
1. **Ask for drink recommendations.** +6
Guard: Wargaritas are refreshing, while the Death Nog's corrosive acid warms the belly!
	1. **Thank him and flee.** Ends interaction! +5
	2. **Request an Omicronian drink.** +6
2. **Request an Omicronian drink.**

Omicronian: Death Nog? Wargarita? CHOOSE!
1. **Order Death Nog.** -20
Turns out Death Nog contains a corrosive acid. Your stomach is now a sieve.
2. **Order a Wargarita.** +10
Mmm. Strawberry with a dash of belligerence.
3. **Pass on drinks.** +5
Never accept drinks from a stranger. Unless it's the good stuff.

### Lrrr and the Artifact

**All paths, last node**

>  *He's got what you want.*
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Lrrr: Is this the artifact you seek? But I need it to get Earth TV in hi def!
1. **Demand the Artifact.** +6

Fry: Give it up Lrr or the universe will be canceled!
1. **Give an alternate option.** +6
Fry: So Pay for cable instead of stealing hotel wifi.
Lrrr: Do you know how long a cable we need to reach Earth?
2. **Trade for the artifact.** +6
Fry: What if we make a trade for the artifact?
Lrrr: I have a proposal: Include your skull in the deal.

Lrrr: Leave me alone about this damn artifact! I'm missing a "Previously on."
1. **Reveal spoilers.** +5
Fry: I'll reveal a season ender for every minute you waste.
2. **Call Lrrr's internet provider.** +5
Fry: We're going to call your cable company.
3. **Appeal to Reason.** +5
Fry: Be reasonable! Or at least reasonably reasonable.

Lrrr: That's it! I will slay you from my recliner. Hand me my raygun.
## Story

 Watch out for Omicronians. They're hostile, even for alien behemoths.

 Can you blame them? Everyday they wake up with the ugliest faces in the galaxy.

 Gleesh, Fry, that's harsh. I'll have to remember to use it if they make fun of my dimples.

Combat begins.

 That was a close one.

 Yeah, they almost shot my arm off. I don't know what I'd do if I lost my right arm.

 You have another one.

 Don't be ridiculous. I only have one right arm.

 Aren't you Lrrr, ruler of planet Omicron Persei 8?

 Yeah, that's me. Who's asking?

 I am Fry...nobody from the planet Earth. Did you happen to see a bizarre Artifact lying around?

 I sure did. I took it home. And I vowed that the first person to ask me about it would get his skin fleamed.

 \*gulp\* Fleamed, you say?

 Yeah but relax. You're the second person to ask. The first was my neighbor trying to stick his nose in my business. I fleamed it right off.

#Lrrr and the Artifact Space Interaction begins.

 I've come to demand the ancient artifact from you!..Please?

 You'll have to pry it out of my cold living hands!... Or kill me, I guess. Choose your weapon!

 I choose natural causes!

 Do you by any chance have a family history of high cholesterol?

Combat begins.

 Sorry, Lrrr. I need this artifact to clear some Hypnowaves in New New York.

 But I need it to steal my cable channels!

 Can't you just get a satellite dish?

 I am rule of the planet Omicron Persei 8! The dish would look ridiculous on top of the palace!

## See Also

* Missions
* Omicron Persei 8