Euromania!/Transcript

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Euromania!

Written by

Loving Home! No No No!

Eddy XD

Directed by

Freddy Krueger

Storyboarded by

Freddy Krueger

Enjoy!!!

(Billy is making a house out of sticks, and they keep falling)

Billy: (chatters) God Dammit! My house! I'll freaking make a new one!

Richie: Girls! Girls! Tou wouldn't guess what happen?

Audrey: Uh... Nope? Should we know?

Lotta: Why didn't you tell about this right now?

Dot: Yeah. You don't have to keep us in suspense.

Richie: Okay... okay. So listen up. There was a contest in which the question had to be answered. So I did it and... (shows a four tickets) Voilà! I won the tickets!

Harvey Girls: Oooh.

Audrey: For what are these the tickets?

Richie: These tickets are for Europe trip.

Lotta: Oh, we're going to Europe all right.

Richie: Oh, and there's Fireworks Week in Milan, Italy since it's October.

Audrey: You hear that, guys? We're going to Fireworks Week again!

Richie: Okay. Let's get going!

(At SkyMansion, the girls watch a French movie about romance)

Richie: All right, girls, listen up. We will be in United Kingdom, Spain, France, Poland, Italy and Scandinavian countries. It will be a fun loving adventure.

Lotta: Let's to United Kingdom first!

Richie: Okay.

(The SkyMansion lands on United Kingdom)

Richie: Welcome in United Kingdom. We're in London as the first place to visit.

Lotta: Wow. I think London is the greatest place. I can't wait to see all that stuff here!

Audrey: So let's begin from that tower with a clock.

Dot: You say about Big Ben?

Audrey: Yeah. Let's go to see this.

(Harvey Girls and Richie look the view of Big Ben)

Lotta: Amazing wiew.

Audrey: Oh, shut the heck up. I want to see inside this building!

Dot: Aw, hellll, no! London Eye is better. And Charing Cross.

Richie: Gals, enough! First we'll visit Big Ben as Audrey say. Then We'll go to Charing Cross, then to London Eye.

Dot and Audrey: Deal.

(They enter to the inside of Big Ben)

Richie: Know what, let's get the frick out of here. Let's go.

(They're on outside)

Audrey: Wait.

(Audrey take a photo of Big Ben)

Lotta: So, where's now?

Richie: To Charing Cross.

(Thry arrived to place where's Charing Cross.)

Lotta: Look at this tower.

Richie: That's not tower. It's Eleanor cross. But the original one was replaced by the Victorian version or cross.

(Dot take a photo of Eleanor cross)

Audrey: Sorry, that's "Elinor Wonders Why" cross to you! Or "Eleanor Roosevelt Cross" or...

Dot: Shut up!

Audrey: Hey look at this.

Dot: Equestrian statue of Charles I, Charing Cross.

(take a photo of statue)

Lotta: You had right, Richie. This place have many attractions.

Dot: Well, time to go Lonon Eye.

(At the London Eye)

Dot: Wow, It's like a large ferris wheel!

Richie: Okay, listen up. The London Eye is a beautiful 443 foot wheel opened in the year of 2000.

Audrey: Well? Are we going to ride it? Apparently we can see nice views from London Eye.

Dot: I thought you wouldn't ask, of course we'll ride it! Let's go!

(They ride it.)

Lotta: Ooh. I like the view from here.

Richie: Me too. And we got to one thing.

(While "It's British!" by Crush4U plays, montage of girls in Buckingham Palace and Stonehenge)

Richie: (sees the map of Europe) All right, gals. United Kingdom check.

Map of Europe: (rolls up and dances) 🎶 I'm the map, I'm the map! I'm the map, I'm the... 🎶

(Audrey grabs the map of Europe)

Audrey: Enough, you're no Nick Jr. character. So where now?

Lotta: France! The most romantic country. I always dreamed about to trip on France.

Richie: Okay then. So let's move. Direction: France.

(The SkyMansion lands on France)

Audrey: Voilà. Here we are - France.

Richie: This is Paris. In Paris, there is going to be an Autumn Pie Contest today.

Lotta: ooh, Pie. Mmmhmm. Sound delicious.

Audrey: Yeah. I wonder what a pies they have on contest

Dot: We'll find out soon. Let's go!

(They arrived to the place where Contest takes place)

Richie: It's here. Aw, fuck, it hasn't fricking started yet. But we gotta make a fucking pie after we tour this fucking Paris!

Audrey: We can do it before the contest will start. Meanwhile We can walk around the Paris. Let's first (points at Eiffel Tower) from this Tower.

Richie: You mean the Eiffel Tower fucking bitch?

Audrey: What the fuck is the Eiffel Tower?

Richie: The motherfucking Eiffel Tower is a wrought-iron lattice tower on the Champ de Mars in Paris, France. It is named after the engineer Gustave Eiffel, whose company designed and built the tower. Constructed from 1887 to 1889 as the entrance to the 1889 World's Fair, it was initially criticised by some of France's leading artists and intellectuals for its design, but it has become a global cultural icon of France and one of the most recognisable structures in the world.

Audrey: Holy shit!

Richie: But did you know that the Statue of Liberty can be seen next to it?

Audrey, Dot, and Lotta: What?

Richie: Well, I can see it right there. This is the smaller version of the Statue of Liberty. There is a big one in New York City.

Dot: We'll check this out after the visit Eiffel Tower, dammit.

Richie: We're already looking at the fucking Statue of Liberty. What do you think of it?

Dot: It's great. It looks just like the one in New York City.

Richie: Okay, let's visit the tower now that we checked it out. Let's go.

(They arrived to Eiffel Tower)

Lotta: Whoa! It is really huge as you said Richie. So can we go to Fireworks Week in Milan now?

Richie: Nope! We're not in Italy yet!

Audrey: Apparently, from here we can see nice views. So, are we going upstairs?

Richie: I think so. There is an elevator. Leads to the very top.

Dot: Good. Let's go.

(They enter to elevator, which led a top of Eiffel Tower.)

Richie: Here we are. The top of Eiffel Tower.

(Harvey Girls look at the view of this).

Audrey: Whoa. Awesome views.

Dot: Indeed. From there we sees many buildings.

(They takes a photos)

Richie: Ok, is there a way to get down?

Dot: Why we can't use elevator?

Richie: Oh... right.

(They take the elevator down)

Lotta: So where now? And what time is it?

(Richie check the clock in phone)

Richie: In European time it's 14:15. As the next one we'll go to the Notre Dame Cathedral.

Dot: Perfect, while I go over to the woods so I can dry hump my polka dot pillow.

(They go to the Notre Dame Cathedral without Dot)

Richie: Here we are. Notre Dame Cathedral.

Lotta: Golly. It's so beautiful. Too bad that Dot didn't see this.

Audrey: Who know maybe we'll meet Quasimodo in this place eh?

Dot: I'm back. It's... I don't know.

Audrey: Hey, Dot! I thought you were in the woods!

Dot: No, I just had a French bagel.

Audrey: Mhm. Well, you have a chance to see Notre Dame Cathedral.

Dot: Wow. It's soo amazing. Very stylish.

(Richie check the clock in phone)

Richie: Oh, the contest starts in a minute or two. I made an apple pumpkin pie and I hope to win.

Audrey: Well, what we waiting for? Let's go.

("Love Thy Bagel" by My Purple Agony plays with a montage of Richie winning the contest and the gang touring the rest of Paris, attempting to ski in Switzerland, having beer in Ireland, in a Greek hotel, watching a German football game, visiting a chocolate factory in Belgium, and finally, in Poland, they look at the St. Mary's Basilica)

Richie: Wow, I'm drunk today, and we saw a LOT in Europe.

Lotta: You shouldn't have drank beer.

Richie: Oh, let's go to Italy then. We can tour Rome and have pizza, and then we can go to Milan for the Fireworks Week.

(The SkyMansion lands on Italy)

Richie: Welcome in Italy ladies.

Dot: Looks like we're in Rome. Perfect place for tour.

Audrey: Yeah. (stomach gurgles) But before we do it, we should eat something. Let's go to restaurant to pizza. What a pizza would you like?

(all chattering about pizza and pasta)

(Audrey in a restaurant orders pizza)

Audrey: Alright folks. Pizza is here.

Lotta: Mmmhm. It smells so delicious.

(After the pizza)

Richie: Who the fuck here likes spaghetti?

Dot: Actually, everyone, because it's the second food after pizza.

Richie: Right. Anyway, we have the next next place to visit: Venice.

Lotta: Venice. Oh, I love this place.

Dot: This place is known from gondola ride.

Audrey: Sounds awesome. Let's go.

(They arrived to the Venice)

Richie: Here we are. Venice.

Audrey: We now know what it owes to this place. There'e much water.

Richie: Indeed. Well, how about a gondola ride?

Audrey: We're in it.

Richie: Okay then. Let's go to find a gondola.

(A few minutes later)

Dot: Ahhh, this is relaxing.

Richie: I know, right?

(After the ride, the girls have the spaghetti)

Lotta: Are your forks ready?

Audrey: Yeah, let's do this!

Dot: Okay.

(The girls pick the spaghetti up with their forks, with a three way Lady and the Tramp spaghetti eating technique, they kiss, then have the spaghetti in their mouths.)

(Later at sunset, the moment you've all been waiting for, they go to Milan to make special fireworks for the Fireworks Week)

Kitty: Hey, Richie! Hey, Harvey Girls!

Dot: Kitty! Long time no see! We came here part of our European tour!

Kitty: Oh, the display starts at 9:45 and is complete with a My Purple Agony concert. Yesterday I performed Crush4U's Shimmer Kaboom Time, and I was playing my guitar.

Richie: Wow, Kitty, your guitar playing sounds cool. I'm making fireworks that look like one!

Kitty: My stencils will help, 友人. (English text: youren) I'm learning to speak Japanese, but I like English with my Italian slash accent better.

Dot: I did download on my newest tablet a learning Japanese app.

Kitty: Is this your first tablet or no?

Dot: No, I have a tablet collection, and this new silver one I'm holding, that's my newest tablet.

Kitty: Did you hack an ATM to buy it?

Dot: It was one of all my birthday presents.

Kitty: Interesting. So, Harvey Girls, what fireworks are you making this time?

Dot: Well, we've been tour the Europe. We thought about fireworks showing a European flags like: France, Poland, United Kingdom, Spain, Italy, Scandinavian Countries: Norway, Sweden, Finland, Denmark, etc. Also with European Union. What you think about this?

Kitty: Okay.

(Montage of making flag style fireworks)

Lotta: We're done. See you Saturday night.

(They go see the Sforza Castle)

Richie: Look, gals. This castle was founded in half of XV century. It is surrunded surrounded by a wall with battlements and corner towers. It has a dry moat.

Audrey: So? Let's go to the inside how will look?

Richie: Of course. Let's go.

(They're on Sforza Castle's area)

Audrey: Wow. Awesome.

Dot: It have a huge open area in this place.

(They take a few photos in Sforza Castle)

(Few hours later)

(Richie check the clock in phone)

Richie: The Fireworks Week will start on Saturday We have time to make it.

Dot: Well, what we waiting for? Let's go to Madrid!

Audrey: Well, what we waiting for? Let's move. Destination: Spain.

(Few Hours later. The SkyMansion lands on Spain in Madrid)

Richie: Here we are. Spain. Welcome in Madrid.

Dot: Beautiful city. Before of fireworks show, what we'll what can we see?

Audrey: Maybe we'll watch a bullfighting?

Dot: Okay then, let's go.

Richie: Wait, before we go, I heard there IS fireworks tonight after the bullfighting. We're not going back to Milan, dammit!

(They're in the arena audience)

Audrey: I'm going to fuck these bulls once they appear.

Dot: Just watch this entertainment.

(Bullfighter appears in the arena and prepares for bullfighting. There appears the large black bull)

Audrey: Here it starts.

(A young matador resembling Melvin flaps his cape onto the bull's head)

Narrator: 8 hours later.

Lotta: Is it almost over?

Dot: Yup.

(Bullfight ends, and fireworks start)

Dot: Look, more fireworks!

Audrey: Well, what we waiting for? Let's go to see big fiesta in Madrid.

(They go to the fucking fiesta to see better view of these fricken fireworks)

Audrey: Nice. So from which we begin in this fiesta?

Dot: Hey, I know where the fireworks are coming from!

(She sees a few kids setting off the firecrackers)

Richie: Well, we can watch later. Now, what is a piñata?

Dot: Oh yeah, I would love piñata!

Audrey: Okay, let's do of it.

(At pinata shop, the kids create their pinatas and fill with candy. Like their balloons on "All Harvey's Eve", Audrey's pinata was Sharkdrey pinata, Dot made Marie Curie pinata, Lotta made pink bunny pinata, and Richie made Dap-O-Tron pinata. They fill with candy)

Dot: Nice work, pinatas are made. Wait till the kids see this.

Lotta: Yeah. I'm sure they'll like these and they will have a fun well.

(Back in Milan)

Kitty: (on PA) Welcome back. This Saturday night in this year's Fireworks Week is sponsored by the Harvey Girls. They created Europe flag fireworks and Europe landmark fireworks! They will shimmer in various color and kinds.

Kids: Ooooooh.

Kitty: And now, My Purple Agony!

(Cheers fill over the water)

Victor Lavender: Hello, Milan! Ready to see purple?

(Victor Lavender, Petunia Ray, Cody Loves-On-Ya, and Gabriella Grapevine play their instruments. Victor sings the band's first song of the night, "Gunpowder (With All The Chemicals and Color)", which the kids dance to, and once near to the instrumental bridge, the sky sparkles with fireworks of different colors forming the flags of European countries: blue-red and white fireworks forms United Kingdom and other flags of british countries: white-red forms England, blue-white forms Scotland. red, white and green forms Wales.)

Everyone: Ooooooh. Aaaaah.

(The another fireworks shimmers in the sky: blue, white and red colors of sparks forms a France Flag. The other fireworks forms a Eiffel Tower and Notre Dame Cathedral)

Lotta: Look. They formed a Eiffel Tower.

Richie: The other formed Notre Dame Cathedral.

Audrey: Awesome.

(The other fireworks forms more flags: White and Red forms Poland Flag, it also formed Warsaw Mermaid and Wawel Dragon.)

Lotta: Soo beautiful.

(More of fireworks: red and yellow formed a Spain, and it formed a Bullfighting.)

Kitty: (on PA) Harvey Girls, that's impressing. And just in time too.

(The Fireworks Week fireworks have started, and the next song is "All the World is A Cookie")

Dot: Oh, my goodness, look!

(Regular fireworks are exploding)

Audrey: A good ol' classic fireworks for this occasion.

Dot: Yeah. Shimmers in various kind of colors. It's wonderful thing.

(Another firework forms Scandinavian countries shape)

Audrey: This is awesome!

Dot: Yeah. But this is just a foretaste. Look.

(Another fireworks forms: red, white and blue forms Norway, white and blue form Finland, blue and yellow form Sweden, red and white forms Denmark.)

Lotta: Soo beautiful. These flags they look almost alike, only they differ in color.

(Another fireworks form another: green, white and red forms Italy.)

Dot: This is just a foretaste of this entertainment.

Victor: Now, our next song goes out to... The Harvey Girls!

(My Purple Agony performs "Ode to Joy" the Anthem of the European Union. Victor sings the lyrics.)

Lotta: Nice music.

(While Victor continues singing, The Fireworks form the flags of European countries - the Member states of the European Union.)

Everyone: Ooooooh.

Audrey: Wow. That's soo amazing.

Dot: Aw, Audrey.

Richie: Aw. It's...

(At the end: blue and yellow forms a flag of European Union: twelwe of golden stars on dark blue flag. Shimmers more brighter.)

Richie: This is so beautiful.

Audrey: It's a best. Tour on Europe. Ever!!!

Dot: Indeed it was.

Richie. Yeah. Who know... maybe in future we'll make a next tour.

Lotta: I'm in.

Audrey: So do I. Anyway I can say: it was worth.

(They still watches the last fireworks. Everything from Europe tour has been captured in the photos as credits roll movie style)

The End.