The Wheel of History

"**The Wheel of History**" is the seventeenth episode of *Histeria!*

## Plot

The gang uses the Wheel of History to travel to four different places.

3. Archimedes, Father of Geometry (Pule Houser version) (3A) / Strange Coincidences: The Great Wall (214 B.C.) (3B)
4. Wheel of History Filler #1
5. Billy the Kid Jingle
6. John Ericsson's Ironclad Acres (6B) / Chocolate Dessert (1815) (6B)

### Act 2

1. Wheel of History Filler #2
2. Barry Ding Live- The Chicago Fire (2A) / Annual Champion Stakes (1904) (2B)
3. Wheel of History Filler #3
4. Loud Kiddington Jingle
5. Archimedes, Father of Geometry (Loud Kiddington version) (245, B.C.)

### Act 3

1. Wheel of History Filler #4
2. Toast Jingle (Home Improvement parody)
3. Shakespeare meets Hollywood (3A) / Ask Me If I Care: Alexander the Great
4. Wheel of History Filler #5
5. Dramatic Re-enactment: Popeye Restaurants (June 12, 1972)

### Act 4

1. Wheel of History Filler #5
2. The Sybil Ludington Show (1777)

### Act 5

1. First Battle of Newtonia (September 30, 1862)
2. Wheel of History Ending

### Unknown Act

1. Christopher Columbus (1492)
2. Oriental Telephone Company (1881)
3. El Paso (1881)
4. Four Dead in Five Seconds Gunfight (1881)
5. Keller, Texas (1881)
6. Escaping Lincoln County Jail (1881)
7. Exploring Middle Kingdom Desert in Egypt (1966 B.C.)
8. First Gatling Gun of Richard Jordan Gatling (1862)
9. Battle of Fort Donelson (February 11–16, 1862)
10. Second Thanksgiving Celebrated (1623)
11. Jan Willem Pieneman at Battle of Waterloo (1820s)

## Voice Cast

1. Paul Rugg as Nostradamus
2. Frank Welker as Father Time
3. Laraine Newman as Miss Information
4. Michael J. Gough as Bill Straitman
5. James Hong as Qin Shi Huangdi
6. Luke Ruegger as Billy the Kid
7. Nathan Ruegger as Froggo
8. Cody Ruegger as Loud Kiddington
9. Jerry Orbach as Napoleon Bonaparte
10. Tress MacNeille as Toast and Little Debbie
11. Nora Dunn as Lydia Karaoke
12. Mark Hamill as The Wright Brothers
13. Corey Burton as Winston Churchill and Captain Hook
14. Billy West as Teddy Roosevelt and Archimedes
15. Maurice LaMarche as George Washington, Abe Lincoln, FDR
16. Charles Martinet as Joseph Stalin
17. Todd Shoemaker as Pule Houser
18. Rob Paulsen as Alexander the Great
19. Robin Atkin Downes as Al "Alvin Charles" Copeland
20. Jason Alexander as Benedict Arnold
21. Sarah Michelle Gellar as Sybil Ludington
22. Blayne Weaver as Peter Pan
23. Pamela Hayden as Wendy Darling
24. Blake McIver Ewing as John Darling
25. Nikita Hopkins as Michael Darling

## Soundtrack

1. Rock-a-Bye Baby by Effie I. Canning
2. Old Man River by Jerome Kern
3. Wintermärchen by Alphons Czibulka
4. Funiculì, Funiculà by Luigi Denza
5. America the Beautiful by Samuel A. Ward
6. The Battle Cry of Freedom by George Frederick Root
7. On Top of Old Smoky
8. Dixie by Daniel Decatur Emmett
9. William Tell Overture by Gioachino Rossini
10. The Old Grey Mare (Traditional Children's Song)
11. Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star (Traditional Children's Song)
12. Light Cavalry Overture by Franz von Suppé
13. While Strolling Through the Park One Day by Ed Haley
14. Beautiful Dreamer by Stephen Foster
15. Der Erlkonig by Franz Schubert
16. Carmen's March of the Toreadors by Georges Bizet