recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Limoncello

art by Branson Reese

## Description

> Limoncello is a little bit taller [...] than Boboli, and looks to be just a normal human child who's wearing a dirty tunic like shirt [...] a leather lace-up tunic thing, it's got like ragged dirty sleeve ends on it, tucked into breeches that are sort of gathered about his knees, and he's barefoot - you can see how the soles of his feet are pitch black with years of dirt. And he's wearng a cute little wool cap, like a little driving cap. And he's a little pale, but other than that appears to be normal.
>
> Taylor Moore, *The Little Bambinos*

> His head is perfectly flat.
>
> Taylor Moore, *The Little Bambinos*

> [He has] hundreds of rows of teeth, like a shark.
>
> Taylor Moore, *The Little Bambinos*

> [He has] a second set of eyes [...] on the opposite side of his eyeballs.
>
> Taylor Moore, *The Little Bambinos*

## Appearances

* The Little Bambinos
* What's My Mage Again?
Flower Power

"Flower Power" is the fifty-third episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*When the Flora Regnant of Angio Prime falls gravely ill, ship's tactician Begonia Bloodterror (Christopher Hastings) is whisked away from the Cavalier for what can only be an impending funeral. But when we're talking kings and sucessions, even he can't be caught unawares! For aboard this flowering starship are Hellebore (Carly Monardo) and Magentena Chokevenom (Ali Fisher), sisters from a noble house who seem to have taken a keen interest in our dear Begonia...*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Christopher Hastings as Begonia Bloodterror
* Carly Monardo as Hellebore Chokevenom
* Ali Fisher as Magentena Chokevenom

## External Links

* Simplecast
* Spotify
Deremith

## Description

> She's Deremith!
>  The Mage of Good Fortune!
>  Long black hair with a braided crown. She wears
>  ROBES!
>  They're blue and she never wears
>  SHOES!
>  She loves baked goods and her weighted blanket.
>
> Ali Fisher, *Down and Out on Xanadu Hard*

## Appearances

* Down and Out on Xanadu Hard
* What's My Mage Again?
* The Curious Case of the Crunbo\*
* Mission Accomplished

\* indicates a minor or supporting role
Liberty Balboa

art by Branson Reese

**Liberty Balboa** is a giant cockroach from the planet of Philadelphia who serves as the cook on the CSS Cavalier. He is played by Branson Reese.

## Physical Description

Liberty is a man-sized cockroach, said to be six and a half feet tall. He wears a chef's hat and an apron soaked in sweat stains.
Having lost his cooking hand in Mothers and Brothers, Liberty sports, as of Yonder Stormzone, a limb prosthesis tool that defaults to a spatula--but can be changed to weaponry in extremis.

## Appearances

Liberty appears in a total of fourteen episodes. He stars as a main character in eleven:

* Everybody Must Get Stone
* Ad Hominem
* LIVE: Man Moon Rising
* Mystery in Hudfar Village
* A Tablespoon of Danger
* Mothers and Brothers
* The Wa of Aqua
* Yonder Stormzone
* Fightstar
* Hint
* The Lake Beast

He plays a supporting role or makes a cameo appearance in three:

* These Electric Kings, These Digital Lords!
* The Vanilla Vortex
* The Contest

He is specifically described by a major NPC as not appearing in one:

* What's My Mage Again?
Missionary Impossible

"**Missionary Impossible**" is the thirty-seventh episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*It's high stakes on the Illegal Moon of Scrutum-6, where adventurers Cheredith Mesterfield (Ali Fisher) and her trusty Spacehorse Scandal (Carly Monardo) make a rendezvous with undercover allies Backyard Pyle (Taylor Moore) and Begonia Bloodterror (Christopher Hastings) on a dangerous mission. But they'll need every bit of luck they can find, if they hope to escape THE FELONIOUS PALACE OF LORD MENACE THE SHAKK*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Ali Fisher as Cheredith Mesterfield
* Carly Monardo as Scandal
* Taylor Moore as Backyard Pyle
* Christopher Hastings as Begonia Bloodterror

## Trivia

'Missionary Impossible' was voted the sixth best episode in a Patreon poll of the best episodes of 'Oh These, Those Stars Of Space'.

## External Links

* Simplecast
* Spotify
Mary

art by Branson Reese

## Description

> Mary Chesterfrank, 30, a butterfly person, is standing next to the rotating Featured Artists Wall. That’s where she works – she coordinates the wall. No one asked her to, but she took it on as a voluntary position, and maybe some people appreciate it. [...] She has silky burnt-orange hair, and her butterfly wings – which are proportional to her human-sized body – look like the butterfly wings of an Orange Oakleaf. Which means on the underside, when her wings are closed, it looks like a dry leaf. But when they’re open and on the upper side they have a gorgeous blue, that fades into orange, that fades into black.
>
> Ali Fisher, *King of Queens*
Clare President

art by Branson Reese

## Description

> A yellow balloon.
>
> Taylor Moore, *Claremire*

> A red balloon...
>
> Taylor Moore, *The Wa of Aqua*

## Trivia

Clare President's species, 'Tampan', is an exonym; the endonym is "Tootlord". Conversely, 'Heaven's Paradise' is the endonym, whereas outsiders and colonisers know it as "New Tampa".

## Appearances

* Everybody Must Get Stone
* Claremire
* The Contest\*
* A Tablespoon of Danger
* The Wa of Aqua
* The Legend of Sleepy Fellow

\* denotes supporting role.
Ichabod Crane

## Description

> Who's that coming down the street
>  Are they shovels or are they feet?
>  Lean and lanky, skin and bone
>  With clothes a scarecrow would hate to own
>  Yet he has a certain air
>  Debonair and devil-may-care
>  It's the new schoolmaster
>  What is his name
>  Ichabod
>  Ichabod
>  Crane.
>  [...] You know what Ichabod Crane looks like you idiot.
>
> Don Raye, Gene de Paul and Branson Reese, *The Legend of Sleepy Fellow*

## Appearances

* The Legend of Sleepy Fellow
* The Nephews\*

\* denotes supporting role.
The Prince and the Tentacle

"The Prince and the Tentacle" is the fifty-eighth episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*When a Vanguard Tentacle Expert arrives on the ship, Groomda (Tim Platt) can't be far behind. And when that Tentacle Man has an old friend aboard- Helmsman Pluto Cloud-Atlas (Christopher Hastings) can't be far behind either. And when a weird asteroid crashes into the ship? Well that rock's mysterious passenger (Carly Monardo) absolutely cannot be far behind. Hope they can keep up, but has everyone been doing their cardio?*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Tim Platt as Groomda and Gelmire Lysander\*
* Christopher Hastings as Pluto Cloud-Atlas and Dr Dewey\*
* Carly Monardo as the mysterious passenger

\* denotes a minor or supporting role
Incident on the Humphrey

"Incident on the Humphrey" is the forty-eighth episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*It's probably Gelmire.*

*With Ali Fisher as Charity Mesterfield, Branson Reese as Guy Normal, Carly Monardo as Scandal, Christopher Hastings as Dr. Dewey, Taylor Moore as Tuscaloosa Casketshowroom, and Tim Platt as \*gulp\* Gelmire Lysander.*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Ali Fisher as Cheredith Mesterfield
* Branson Reese as Guy Normal
* Carly Monardo as Scandal
* Christopher Hastings as Thomas Dewey
* Taylor Moore as Tuscaloosa Casketshowroom
* Tim Platt as Gelmire Lysander

## Trivia

* This episode was the third all-cast episode (after the pilot and These Electric Kings, These Digital Lords!), and only the second where all of the cast played members of the Cavalier's crew.
* **WARNING! SPOILERS FOLLOW**... None of the characters listed above actually appear in the episode; in fact, none of the cast plays a member of the Cavalier's crew. This marks the first, and, to date, only time that the cast has lied to the listeners about what characters they are playing.

## External Links

* Simplecast
* Spotify
Begonia Bloodterror

art by Branson Reese

## Description

> A 7 foot tall mobile flower [...] he has prehensile root systems he's walking around on. He has dark green leaves with bright white spots, and his head is a big red flower.
>
> Christopher Hastings, *The Little Bambinos*

## Appearances

* The Little Bambinos
* Missionary Impossible
* Gigantix
* Flower Power
* The Purple Excellence
* Hint\*
* The Curious Case of the Crunbo\*
* Perchance to Snooze

\* indicates a minor or supporting role
Bovine Alley

"Bovine Alley" is the fifty-sixth episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*Sacre Bleu...cow?? When Dr. Dewey (Christopher Hastings), grizzled veteran Klaus Kitski (Branson Reese), and ship's Translator Très Bien (Tim Platt) meet for a pleasant evening at the CSS Cavalier's Bowling Alley, they'll unfortunately have to take a raincheck for the 'pleasant' part. Because something very strange is going on with the rest of the crew. And in a world full of auto-translators, is this finally Très Bien's time to shine?*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Christopher Hastings as Dr. Dewey
* Branson Reese as Klaus Kitski
* Tim Platt as Très Bien

## External Links

* Simplecast
* Spotify
Overtime

"**Overtime**" is the ninth episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*After the first two minutes of this episode, you might think there's nothing but silence for the next 60 minutes. BUT KEEP LISTENING. I promise it's worth it. Hell, maybe Cavvy the Cavalier, Tuscaloosa Casketshowroom, and Groomda show up. How?? You'll just have to find out...*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Branson Reese as Cavvy the Cavalier
* Taylor Moore as Tuscaloosa Casketshowroom
* Tim Platt as Groomda
* and Joe Lepore as everything and everyone else

## External Links

* Simplecast
* Spotify
The Purple Excellence

"The Purple Excellence" is the fifty-seventh episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*Scandal (Carly Monardo) and Begonia (Christopher Hastings) are put off at first when they meet the grim and mysterious photographer Lestecheth Feldermeld (Ali Fisher). But don't worry! Her camera reveals the specter of death :D*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Carly Monardo as Scandal
* Christopher Hastings as Begonia
* Ali Fisher as Lestecheth Feldermeld

## Trivia

* Although Guy Normal is specifically mentioned as *not* appearing in this episode, the narrator does allude to his "perfectly balanced win-loss [volleyball] record".
* This is the first episode to specifically exclude Guy Normal as an appearing character, and the second time a player character has been singled out by Joe Lepore as *not* appearing in an episode. The previous occurrence was in What's My Mage Again? when the remarkedly absent character was Liberty Balboa--also played by Branson Reese.

## External Links

* Simplecast
* Spotify
Prince Anime

## Description

> You see the downy yellow hair of a little boy, a humanoid little boy. He’s wearing a periwinkle jumpsuit with a white scarf and little black pointy boots… He is just a little boy... You can see some smudgy writing on his foot… it appears to be written in Sharpie: “First Baby In Space”.
>
> Carly Monardo, *The Prince and the Tentacle*

> *...a little odd*... A child raised by flower-things, that can survive in space??
>
> Groomda, of all people, *The Prince and the Tentacle*
Marvin Blond

art by Branson Reese

## Description

> A ginger tabby with a little collar around his neck. On the collar there is a Concilium symbol that acts as the speaker where a human voice comes out of. On top of his head is a plum top hat.
>
> Tim Platt, *Crisis on Luthlex-7*

## Appearances

* Crisis on Luthlex-7
* The Vanilla Vortex
* Mothers and Brothers

Marvin Blond also has a supporting role or cameo appearance in:

* Backdecks
Hercules EGOT

## Description

> You see a relatively portly human man. 'I am Hercules EGOT, the ship's actor. I'm human, my age is somewhere between 18 and 40, which is known as the "Hamlet range". Atop my head sits a curly coif of rockabilly hair, and I always hit my marks. If there's light to be found, oh you can trust that I'm standing in it. My face is built in such a way that I always appear to be wearing stage makeup. I wear no makeup, but I seem to. My name again is Hercules EGOT, ship's actor.'
>
> Branson Reese, *Spacemellow Hollow*
See You in Hell

"See You in Hell" is the thirty-fourth episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*When a Vanguard Commbadge is detected on the dangerous and mysterious planet Lucifar, it's up to Baron Baudelaire (Taylor Moore) and Billy Onassis (Branson Reese), the Cavalier's most devilish crew, to solve the mystery. A mission to the most hellish planet in the galaxy? It's times like this they wish ship martyr Eusebius Carter (Tim Platt) was still around, but he died months ago...didn't he?*

## Cast

* Branson Reese as Billy Onassis
* Taylor Moore as Baron Baudelaire
* Tim Platt as Eusebius Carter
The Normal Show

"The Normal Show" is the forty-first episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*Ah, Starhaven. A simple, happy community, and the perfect place to raise a family, like loving siblings Groomda (Tim Platt), Baron Baudelaire (Taylor Moore), and Guy Normal (Branson Reese). And don't forget their talking cat, Chestershire (Ali Fisher)! Oh? What's that impossible dream they all shared, of serving aboard a starship travelling across the galaxy? No, it's probably nothing!*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Tim Platt as Groomda
* Taylor Moore as Baron Baudelaire
* Branson Reese as Guy Normal
* Ali Fisher as Chestashire

## Trivia

* 'The Normal Show' contains the first appearance of Groomda's oft-teased 'Ice Form'.
* The end of this episode marks the moment that Guy Normal morphed into Dark Guy Normal.
* 'The Normal Show' was voted the seventh best episode in a Patreon poll of the best episodes of 'Oh These, Those Stars Of Space'.

## External Links

* Simplecast
* Spotify
Werimether

## Description

> Werimether Werimether
>
>
>
> Three names said.
>
> Werimether Werimether
>
> Say it two more times.
>
> He's only one man but he's got bad news
>
> His hair is BLACK and his toes are BLACK
>
> And his robes are BLACK
>
> And his shirt is OPEN and he's
>
> Sad to see you
>
> It's
>
> Werimether.
>
>
>
>
>
> The Mage of Ill Portent.
>
> Christopher Hastings, *Down and Out on Xanadu Hard*

## Appearances

* Down and Out on Xanadu Hard
* What's My Mage Again?
* Spacemellow Hollow
* Tale as Old as Space
* Hint
* The Curious Case of the Crunbo\*
* Mission Accomplished

\* indicates a minor or supporting role
The Jungle Book

"**The Jungle Book**" is the twenty-fifth episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*With the Cavalier's Hyperwarp Drive out of commission, grizzled veteran Backyard Pyle (Taylor Moore) assembles a crack team including ship's contrarian Scorpio Ni-Yeer (Branson Reese) and legendary napper Rip Van Winkle (Tim Platt), to hunt on the surface of a dangerous jungle planet for the phenomenon that's got our ship stuck. But sometimes truth (this is a nonfiction podcast) is stranger than fiction...*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Branson Reese as Scorpio Ni-Yeer
* Taylor Moore as Backyard Pyle
* Tim Platt as Rip Van Winkle
* and Joe Lepore as everything and everyone else

## External Links

* Simplecast
* Spotify
These Electric Kings, These Digital Lords!

"**These Electric Kings, These Digital Lords!**" is the sixth episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*Following a party in the Engine Room, pilot Legs Loveless calls Katya Bushnikova, Threadcount 900, and rookie engineer Mitzy Festerchild , to the bridge to hear a mysterious transmission. When it's decoded, its contents will shock and disturb you. PLUS: Where did Groomda go?!*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Ali Fisher as Mitzy Festerchild
* Carly Monardo as Katya Bushnikova
* Christopher Hastings as Threadcount 900
* Taylor Moore as Legs Loveless
* Branson Reese as Omega Duo
* Tim Platt as Alpha Duo
* and Joe Lepore as everything and everyone else

## Trivia

* This is the first episode since the pilot to feature all six cast members.
* This is the first episode to feature cast members playing characters not part of the crew of the Cavalier.
* This episode was voted the eighth best episode in a Patreon poll of the best episodes of 'Oh These, Those Stars Of Space'.

## External Links

* Simplecast
* Spotify
Vanguard Nights: 2021 Thanksgiving Hangover Special

"**Vanguard Nights: 2021 Thanksgiving Hangover Special**" is a bonus episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space. It features the cast playing through an adventure from the tabletop party game Parsely.

*Far from the the light of the Cavalier, these are those VANGUARD NIGHTS: apocrypha, ephemera, and straight up goofins' "in" the "world" of Oh These Those Stars of Space. As our first Vanguard Night we present to you our 2021 Thanksgiving Hangover Special! The CAST of the show are long dead but their future clones are THRUST into danger as part of a black-ops Vanguard experiment. Can they survive!??? No!*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Ali Fisher
* Carly Monardo
* Christopher Hastings
* Joe Lepore
* Tim Platt
* and Taylor Moore as the Game Master

## External Links

* Simplecast
* Spotify
Collector's Edition

"Collector's Edition" is the forty-fourth episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*Backyard Pyle (Taylor Moore). Dr. Thomas Dewey (Christopher Hastings). Groomda (Tim Platt). Three of the finest officers to ever serve aboard the Cavalier. Three heroes who have risked their lives to explore the galaxy. Three legends...on a daring quest...for missing stuff.*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Taylore Moore as Backyard Pyle
* Christopher Hastings as Thomas Dewey
* Tim Platt as Groomda

## External Links

* Simplecast
* Spotify
Information War

"**Information War**" is the twenty-seventh episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space. It is the first episode in a two-part series, continued in Information War Part Two.

*Behind Enemy Lines, Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt) leads a crack team including telepathic agent Blooperno Illion (Christopher Hastings) and mild-mannered, innocent vape salesman Carboat Bin Laden (Taylor Moore) to uncover a Correxian propaganda plan. But when things start going off the rails, can young Gelmire keep his team alive and on track? And what happens when they cross paths with a mysterious revolutionary...*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Christopher Hastings as Blooperno Illion
* Taylor Moore as Carboat Bin Laden
* Tim Platt as Gelmire Lysander
* and Joe Lepore as everything and everyone else

## External Links

* Simplecast
* Spotify
Brothers and Sisters

"Brothers and Sisters" is the thirty-third episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

## Brothers and Sisters

### Starring

Legs Loveless
Threadcount 900
Billy Onassis

*When routine maintenance uncovers something deep in the Cavalier's computer core from a fallen comrade, it's up to Legs Loveless (Taylor Moore), Threadcount-900 (Christopher Hastings), and ship's agent Billy Onassis (Branson Reese) to save the crew from this rogue program. But can even these three get out of such a sticky situation???*

## Cast

* Branson Reese as Billy Onassis
* Christopher Hastings as Threadcount 900
* Taylor Moore as Legs Loveless

## Trivia

* Cal Sisters appears in Captain's Logs during this episode
* This is the first appearance of a lifeless SCION TC, and the first part of the Scion Saga, which continues in Mothers and Brothers
Chestashire

art by Branson Reese

## Description

> A 16 foot tall cat, and the cat is mostly white, except for the shape of a blazer in brown fur over her arms? Or top arms? [...] and then on her front two paws are two glove looking shapes made out of fur and her back two paws they're like [...] a perfect heel shape [...] 16 feet tall...have I said she's a cat? [...] She's the official Vanguard pet, and she wears a bell.
>
> Ali Fisher, *The Wreck of the Young Professionals*

## Appearances

* The Wreck of the Young Professionals
* Footsteps
* The Normal Show
Delicious Donald

## Description

> A human man, round of belly, pink of face [...] 'My name is Delicious Donald. I have blond hair parted in the middle and a little button nose. I have chocolate stains all over my fingers and my pink Concilium uniform. I'm twiddling my little fingers and kissing the chocolate off of each digit. I'm the ship's chocolatier.'
>
> Branson Reese, *The Lost Boy or: A Delicious Day*
Vestavia Casketshowroom

art by Branson Reese

## Character Information

### First Appearance

In Which All Present Members of the Casketshowroom Family Discuss Their Personal Dynamics and Perspectives on Love During a Shopping Trip etc. etc.

## Description

> Vestavia Freud Casketshowroom, the youngest of the Casketshowroom children, and perhaps – in her own mind – the prettiest. She is wearing a top and bottom corset to keep everything in shape. She has her long hair pulled back in a perfect little twist. She's got the biggest blue eyes you ever did see crowding out her nose and her mouth, and she's wearing silky gloves and little pointy boots with little buckles and buttons. She is buckled and buttoned to the bejesus and her feet are a size two.
>
> Carly Monardo, *In Which All Present Members of the Casketshowroom Family Discuss Their Personal Dynamics and Perspectives on Love During a Shopping Trip etc. etc.*

## Appearances

* In Which All Present Members of the Casketshowroom Family Discuss Their Personal Dynamics and Perspectives on Love During a Shopping Trip etc. etc.
* Backdecks
* Future Days of Present Past
* Tale as Old as Space
* To Taste Success

Vestavia Casketshowroom also makes a (silent) cameo appearance in Down and Out on Xanadu Hard.
Jrants Peninsula

The Jrants Peninsula is a peninsula on the Northwest of the continent of Yorento. The peninsula is the most North area of any continent and is only south of the island chain of Hantan'an and the manmade island and nation of Northlandia.

The Jrants peninsula was first occupied by Kelral Jrants, leader of the Trudjen religious sect, in [time]. The land has been occupied consistently by Jrants' descendents, the prophets and later popes of the Trudjens. Because of the lack of valuable natural resources and poor farming land, the territory has gone unchallenged since its first occupation.
Gelmire Lysander

art by Branson Reese

**Gelmire Lysander** is a young cadet serving on the CSS Cavalier. He is engaged to Meredith Chesterfield. He is played by Tim Platt.

## Physical Description

> Every bit of 22, he just graduated from the Academy and he has got that body posture that lets everyone know that he isn’t sure he’s supposed to be here yet but dang, does he want to. Lithe, bold yellow eyes, with a scar marring his gorgeous face. He’s got everything someone looking for trouble wants on their side. And a heart of gold. Can you see it? Yeah, it’s part of his thing, physically.
>
> Tim Platt, *Who Do Dare*

## Appearances

Gelmire appears in a total of seventeen episodes. He stars as a main character in:

* Who Do Dare
* Everybody Must Get Stone
* Bride and Vroom
* LIVE: Man Moon Rising
* Claremire
* Three Men and a Baby
* The Modern Prometheus
* Information War
* Information War Part Two
* Backdecks
* Game, Cube
* Yonder Stormzone
* Incident on the Humphrey
* Bright Lights, Ring City
* Future Days of Present Past
* To Taste Success
* The Lake Beast

He plays a supporting role or makes a cameo appearance in:

* Bound by the Limelight
* Overtime
* Down and Out on Xanadu Hard
* The Prince and the Tentacle

## Trivia

* Gelmire Lysander, along with Klaus Kitski, was first introduced in 2020 in *Nightmare on the Edge of Yesterday*, the second of two non-canon Lasers & Feelings episodes produced for the Rude Tales of Magic Patreon.
Rip Van Winkle

art by Branson Reese

## Description

> Rip van Winkle is old. He's got a foot long beard and he's holding a shotgun. He's dressed, of course, like a Dutch-American immigrant, and he's hunched over. As I said - this man is old.
>
> Tim Platt, *The Jungle Book*

> ... most of [Rip van Winkle's] body is now covered in cybernetic implants... [he is] this man-machine hybrid. The Rip Van Winkle we once knew is gone. No, this is something new, something more... Rip... 2.0??
>
> Joe Lepore, *Connect the Botz*

## Trivia

* In the eighteenth-century American colonies of Great Britain, Rip van Winkle, having neglected his wife, was cuckolded by Ichabod Crane. This is unusual information to have come up in a podcast set on a spaceship.
* Rip Van Winkle's Laser Feelings Number is said to be 1, lower than is normally allowed by the rules, giving him a serious disadvantage in facing laser-based challenges. This is justified by his having fallen asleep two centuries before the invention of the laser.

## Appearances

* The Jungle Book
* The Legend of Sleepy Fellow
* Connect the Botz
Baron Baudelaire

art by Branson Reese

**Baron Baudelaire** is a Carcossan entrepreneur and the purveyor of the Pleasure Dome on the CSS Cavalier.

## Physical Description

> Baron Baudelaire is a spherical sort of purplish man in iridescent robes, with a very strange and yet somehow mistifyingly erotic forehead shape. He rides a sort of throne, a palanquin, lifted aloft by four grey wet insects - stretched out little creatures called Godsbottoms - who carry him around everywhere.
>
> Taylor Moore, *The Wreck of the Young Professionals*

> The Baron smells bad – but in a way you kind of want to smell again, and then - uh oh! Maybe you like it actually. Maybe something within you is…stirred?
>
> Taylor Moore, *The Resilient Children*

## Appearances

The Baron appears in a total of nine episodes. He stars as a main character in:

* The Resilient Children
* Bride and Vroom
* The Vanilla Vortex
* Three Men and a Baby
* The Modern Prometheus
* The Wreck of the Young Professionals
* See You in Hell
* The Normal Show
* Yonder Stormzone
Little Help Part Two

"**Little Help Part Two**" is the nineteenth episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space. It is the second episode in a two-part series, beginning with Little Help.

*PART TWO (OF TWO)- Following the shocking events of last episode, Katya Bushnikova (Carly Monardo), Dr. Dewey (Christopher Hastings), and a critically wounded Legs Loveless (Taylor Moore), discover a shocking secret of the Concilium, courtesy of an unlikely new ally (Tim Platt). Meanwhile, their only chance of unshrinking themselves goes missing, setting our heroes on a path to a thrilling a confrontation.*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Carly Monardo as Katya Bushnikova
* Christopher Hastings as Thomas Dewey
* Taylor Moore as Legs Loveless
* Tim Platt as Jefferson Starship
* and Joe Lepore as everything and everyone else

## External Links

* Simplecast
* Spotify
Backyard Pyle

art by Branson Reese

## Description

> Major Backyard Pyle - a tall, lithe, wiry, older human man, with slightly longer than you’d expect beautiful salt-and-pepper-going-on-white hair, big beautiful moustache. His t-shirt is tucked into a pair of space camo pants - space camo, it looks like camo but it’s got stars and galaxies and planets with rings around them on it […] tactical plasticine carbon nanotube boots.
>
> Taylor Moore, *The Contest*

## Appearances

* Crisis on Luthlex-7
* The Contest
* Little Help\*
* The Jungle Book
* Missionary Impossible
* Mothers and Brothers\*
* Collector's Edition
* Gigantix\*

\* denotes a supporting role.
Scion

## Description

> We see another Threadcount with its head open, its chest cavity splayed, electric parts dusty [...] and it sits there unactivated, unused for who knows how long.
>
> Taylor Moore, *Brothers and Sisters*

> On the back of the robot that was under the drop-cloth, where the nameplate is [...] it says TC 900, but in front of it has been scrawled the word "Scion".
>
> Taylor Moore, *Brothers and Sisters*

## Appearances

* Brothers and Sisters\*
* Mothers and Brothers

\* denotes supporting role.
Cavvy the Cavalier

art by Branson Reese

## Description

> Cavvy, who is probably about 5’ 10”, 5’ 11” but he looks to stand about three, three-and-a-half heads tall – because his head is huge. He has a massive foam head, with a frozen, smiling, garish, smiling expression. He has a moustache and goatee. He wears a large crimson red hat, with a gold feather coming off, and he has the puffy shoulder sleeves – it’s all red and gold. His head is huge and his little body is just like trailing down under there. He wears big striped baggy pants, it’s all very billowy, there’s a lot of space in there. And he wears tennis shoes, also red and gold – Nike tennis shoes.
>
> Branson Reese, *Overtime*

## Appearances

Cavvy stars as a main character in:

* Overtime

He plays a supporting role or makes a cameo appearance in:

* The Modern Prometheus
Sol

Sol is a medium-sized solar system in the Milky Way Galaxy. It features planets as well as numerous dwarf planets and asteroids that revolve around a star at the center known as the Sun.

In total, Sol has 1 star, 8 planets, 9 dwarf planets, and an asteroid belt that encapsulates approximately 1,200,000 minor planetary objects. The planets are, in order of closeness to the Sun, Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune. The dwarf planets, also in order of closeness, are Ceres, Orcus, Pluto, Haumea, Quaoar, Makemake, Gonggong, Eris, and Sedna.
Katya Bushnikova

art by Branson Reese

## Description

> She has the tall, broad-backed physique of a swimmer/gymnast. Her hair is bushy and silver-blonde, and her eyes are an icy blue. She looks incredible for her 40 years.
>
> Carly Monardo, *Who Do Dare*

> You could draw her entirely out of triangles.
>
> Carly Monardo, *An Evening of Cards and Boxwine*

## Trivia

Katya has a CDL (commercial drivers' licence) that she has held since the age of 9, and is an organ donor.

## Appearances

* Who Do Dare
* The Resilient Children\*
* Bound by the Limelight
* These Electric Kings, Those Digital Lords!
* An Evening of Cards and Boxwine
* Little Help
* Little Help Part Two
* The Wa of Aqua
* The Curious Case of the Crunbo\*
* The Lake Beast

\* denotes supporting role.
Oh These, Those Stars of Space Wiki

**Welcome to the** **Oh These, Those Stars of Space Wiki!**

We're a collaborative community website about Oh These, Those Stars of Space that anyone, including you, can build and expand. Wikis like this one depend on readers getting involved and adding content. Click the "ADD NEW PAGE" or "EDIT" button at the top of any page to get started!

## Important articles

Player CharactersA Main CharacterThe First EpisodeAn Important LocationPlaceholderA Key EventPlaceholderA Crucial Item
The Milky Way

The Milky Way is a barred spiral galaxy with an estimated visible diameter of 100,000–200,000 light-years, but only about 1000 light years thick at the spiral arms (more at the bulge). Recent simulations suggest that a dark matter area, also containing some visible stars, may extend up to a diameter of almost 2 million light-years. The Milky Way has several satellite galaxies and is part of the Local Group of galaxies, which form part of the Virgo Supercluster, which is itself a component of the Laniakea Supercluster.

The Milky Way is most famous for housing our Solar System, Sol. It is known as the Milky Way because it appears "milky" from Earth.

(The first paragraph is taken from Wikipedia is copyrighted by Wikipedia. This falls under fair use as this project has no economic gain and reuses their content in such a way that it will not substitute for Wikipedia.)
The Lost Boy or: A Delicious Day

"The Lost Boy or: A Delicious Day" is the fifty-first episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*Having finally earned a promotion, Ensi-er, Lieutenant Junior Grade Bubbsriel (Carly Monardo) leads a crack team including Blooperno Illion (Christopher Hastings) and ship's chocolatier Delicious Donald (Branson Reese) down to Marsus-4 for an away mission. But will they find the galaxium they're looking for? Or will they find lots of marvelous treats for Delicious Donald to enjoy? Or will they find something much darker?? Or a mix of all that??? LISTEN TO FIND OUT!*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Carly Monardo as Bubbsriel
* Christopher Hastings as Blooperno Illion
* Branson Reese as Delicious Donald

## External Links

* Simplecast
* Spotify
Legs Loveless

art by Branson Reese

## Description

> He’s taken his Vanguard issue uniform top, ripped the sleeves off, and torn it down the middle to make it into a sort of sexy vest. On his bare chest swings a sort of green and brass amulet surrounded by untranslatable glyphs. His hair is beautiful, like if Farah Fawcett was in the NFL in 1973.
>
> Taylor Moore, *Who Do Dare*

## Trivia

* Legs Loveless made his first appearances in 2020 in two non-canon Lasers & Feelings episodes produced for the Rude Tales of Magic Patreon.

## Appearances

* Who Do Dare
* Bound by the Limelight
* Ad Hominem\*
* These Electric Kings, These Digital Lords!
* An Evening of Cards and Boxwine
* Overtime\*
* LIVE: Man Moon Rising
* Crisis on Luthlex-7\*
* Mystery in Hudfar Village
* Little Help
* Footsteps
* Brothers and Sisters
* Top of the Computer to Ya

\* denotes supporting role.
Connect the Botz

"Connect the Botz" is the sixty-third episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

By the end of this episode, you'll be like "Rip Van Winkle? More like Rip...Van...Twinkle Toes!"

DRAMATIS PERSONAE
Bubbsriel (Carly Monardo)
Pluto Cloud-Atlas (Christopher Hastings)
Rip Van Winkle (Tim Platt)

## Cast

This episode features:

* Carly Monardo as Bubbsriel and Boboli\*
* Christopher Hastings as Pluto Cloud-Atlas, Thomas Dewey\*, and Begonia Bloodterror\*
* Tim Platt as Rip Van Winkle, Marvin Blond\*, and Gelmire Lysander\*

\* indicates a minor or supporting role

## Trivia

This episode is the shortest *standalone* episode of 'Oh These, Those Stars of Space', though the first half of the two-parter begun in Little Help is technically an even littler ep.
Chesterfields are Dying Left and Right!

"Chesterfields Are Dying Left and Right!" is the sixty-sixth episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*Sometimes, dear listener, family reunions aren't 100% joyful. I know this may come as a shock to you, all the more reason you'll relate to Meredith Chesterfield (Ali Fisher), when she's visited by her twin siblings Bester Meth (Branson Reese) and Hester Beth Chesterfield (Carly Monardo), who come bearing bad news. For a hint as to what, see the episode title!*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Ali Fisher as Meredith Chesterfield
* Branson Reese as Bestermeth Chesterfield
* Carly Monardo as Hesterbeth Chesterfield
Cargo Pantangelo

Cargo Pantangelo is the Cobbler of the CSS Cavalier. They are played by Mattie Lubchansky.

## Description

> Cargo is a Foldavian from Wrinklo-6, which you can tell right off the bat as their entire sexy little body is wrinkles and folds. Anywhere you look it's wrinkles. Many of them, if you squint, form almost a legible set of human genitalia. Which kind? Dealer's choice. They wear a leather tank top and short shorts, with their vanguard badge located right on the ass. And this is their formal dress.
>
> Mattie Lubchansky, "Footsteps"

## Trivia

* Cargo is the first character played by a guest.
Blooperno Illion

art by Branson Reese

## Description

> Blooperno – to we earthlings listening to this transmission – looks to be just a big carp in a mobile aquarium on legs basically. But he is in fact a Silver Carperfish – an alien species known for psychic abilities.
>
> Christopher Hastings, *Information War*

## Appearances

* Information War
* Information War Part Two
* The Lost Boy or: A Delicious Day
Bride and Vroom

"**Bride and Vroom**" is the seventh episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*When an old "friend" of Baron Baudelaire interrupts a wedding planning party, Meredith Chesterfield, Gelmire Lysander, and the Baron himself must travel to the speed moon of Vroomex 9 and put their very lives on the line; the FINISH LINE that is!*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Ali Fisher as Meredith Chesterfield
* Taylor Moore as Baron Baudelaire
* Tim Platt as Gelmire Lysander
* and Joe Lepore as everything and everyone else

## Trivia

* This is the first episode in which Threadcount 900 does not appear.
* This episode was voted the fourth best episode in a Patreon poll of the best episodes of 'Oh These, Those Stars Of Space'.

## External Links

* Simplecast
* Spotify
An Evening of Cards and Boxwine

"**An Evening of Cards and Boxwine**" is the eighth episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*It's a quiet night on the Cavalier, so Legs Loveless (Taylor Moore), Klaus Kitski (Branson Reese), Katya Bushnikova (Carly Monardo) and Doctor Red Field (Ali Fisher), settle in for a night of poker on the holozone. And nothing else happens!! The rest of the crew doesn't mysteriously disappear, where would you even get that idea??*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Ali Fisher as Red Field
* Branson Reese as Klaus Kitski
* Carly Monardo as Katya Bushnikova
* Taylor Moore as Legs Loveless
* and Joe Lepore as everything and everyone else
Perchance to Snooze

"Perchance to Snooze" is the sixty-fifth episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*When Guy Normal (Branson Reese), Begonia Bloodterror (Christopher Hastings), and Boboli (Carly Monardo) settle in for a peaceful night's sleep, little do they know they are about to embark on an adventure, not across space, but across the very dreamscape!*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Branson Reese as Guy Normal
* Christopher Hastings as Begonia Bloodterror
* Carly Monardo as Boboli

## External Links

* Simplecast
* Spotify
Three Men and a Baby

"**Three Men and a Baby**" is the seventeenth episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*When a strange alien with a 24-hour lifespan arrives aboard the Cavalier, it's up to Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt), Baron Baudelaire (Taylor Moore), and Ship's Dentist Dr. Surgery (Branson Reese), to give this child a crash course in all of life's lessons. But there were planes to catch, and bills to pay...*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Branson Reese as Doctor Surgery
* Taylor Moore as Baron Baudelaire
* Tim Platt as Gelmire Lysander
* and Joe Lepore as everything and everyone else
Coyote Ugly

art by Branson Reese

## Description

> My name is Coyote Ugly, and I'm the ship's stuntman. That's right – if it needs to get jumped over, driven through, or if you need it to hit somebody at 191 miles an hour, I'm your guy. There's not a stunt I can't do. In fact, some of the more thrilling stunts on These Those Stars of Space featured yours truly in place of those such as Legs Loveless and others. He's a 2 and he's sort of a middle aged guy, he's a little past his prime. He wears a white jumpsuit studded with red and blue stars. It's still an official uniform, but this is the stuntman version of it. He has a long white cape and a white motorcycle helmet on, and he has a glass eye. Oh and his dream is to jump over the Cavalier.
>
> Branson Reese, *Zoosex the Mighty*
Jimmy Pencils

art by Branson Reese

## Description

> Jimmy Pencils is a human man in his late 40s, but due to a lifetime of smoking he looks quite a bit older. He wears a stark white suit and a long bow tie that’s sort of like a cartoon of Frank Sinatra - it’s threatening to overtake his shoulders. He holds, at all times, a long thin microphone, and he’s got greying short-cropped curly hair [and] deep bags under his eyes.
>
> Branson Reese, *The Resilient Children*
Backdecks

"Backdecks" is the thirty-fifth episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*When the Cavalier's most-eligible Bachelorette, Vestavia Casketshowroom (Carly Monardo), crosses paths with its most-affianced ensign, Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt), will Gelmire's love for Meredith Chesterfield be put to the test? And with Clinton Bodycount (Branson Reese) playing cupid, does Gelmire even stand a chance?*

## Cast

* Carly Monardo as Vestavia Casketshowroom
* Tim Platt as Gelmire Lysander
* Branson Reese as Clinton Bodycount

Backdecks also features brief cameos from Tim Platt as Groomda, Rip van Winkle, Marvin Blond, and Gene Lime, and a longer cameo from Branson Reese as Guy Normal.

## External Links

* Simplecast
* Spotify
Clinton Bodycount

art by Branson Reese

## Description

> He's a tiny, tiny, small little man who wears formal wear with long tails coming off the back of his suit jacket. But however, if this was a TV show, he would probably be played by a puppet. In fact you would think he was a ventriloquist dummy, were it not for his deeply wrinkled and grey skin and his eyes which bulge out of his evil looking skull. Long white hair flows off the back of that skull.
>
> Branson Reese, *The Wreck of the Young Professionals*

## Trivia

Clinton has stated on both appearances, with all apparent sincerity, that he is empowered to perform marriages. Joe Lepore, however, has said that the marriage he performed in-episode was not valid.

## Appearances

* The Wreck of the Young Professionals
* Backdecks
Bubbsriel

art by Branson Reese

## Description

> Bubbsriel, who is a space angel – complete with a large pair of feathery wings, and a tiny little carrot-colored page boy haircut – sits hovering slightly above her chair.
>
> Carly Monardo, *The Resilient Children*

> Bubbsriel, as a space angel, does not eat. So any time she is engaging with food or beverage, it would be like putting an hors d'oeuvre in your sock drawer. It just sits there and it doesn’t do anything […] It just rests in her. She is like a chocolate easter bunny and there’s nothing inside [...] [Every decade] she’ll absorb some manna and every once in a while she’ll get emptied in the ship [...] In this canon I’m sure to forget, the hors d'oeuvres just fall into her.
>
> Carly Monardo, *Gigantix*

## Appearances

* The Resilient Children
* King of Queens
* Top of the Computer to Ya
* Gigantix
* The Lost Boy or: A Delicious Day
* Hint
* The Curious Case of the Crunbo\*
* The Lake Beast\*
* Connect the Botz

\* indicates a minor or supporting role
The Contest

"**The Contest**" is the sixteenth episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*While headed off to a routine mission, Backyard Pyle (Taylor Moore), Dr. Dewey (Christopher Hastings), and ship pleasure droid Don Valentino (Branson Reese) disappear! And not in the usual way! In a different, \*weird\* way! It's up to Clare President (also Taylor Moore), Threadcount-900 (Christopher Hastings again), and Liberty Balboa (Branson Reese x2) to find their compatriots- by any means necessary. And can Don Valentino, teach an alien who only knows war- love???*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Branson Reese as Don Valentino and Liberty Balboa
* Christopher Hastings as Thomas Dewey and Threadcount 900
* Taylor Moore as Backyard Pyle and Clare President
* and Joe Lepore as everything and everyone else

## External Links

* Simplecast
* Spotify
Guy Normal

art by Branson Reese

## Description

> A very average man. He’s just shy of six feet tall, and his face is pleasantly nondescript. He is human, his number is 3, and his goal is to help the Cavalier.
>
> Branson Reese, *The Vanilla Vortex*

## Appearances

* The Vanilla Vortex
* Three Men and a Baby\*
* Footsteps
* The Normal Show
* Incident on the Humphrey
* Perchance to Snooze

\* denotes supporting role.
Guinevere Tot

art by Branson Reese

## Description

> The shape that you’ve seen take form in the transporter – you think surely a head will appear soon…but no! I am unwieldingly tall, and I stand stout and ready to receive my guests. I have the sort of hair that only a woman beyond 60 could have, and I have rouged my lips, and I'm wearing a prim apron and a large house dress. [...] I'm seven-and-a-half feet tall.
>
> Carly Monardo, *A Tablespoon of Danger*
Information War Part Two

"**Information War Part Two**" is the twenty-eighth episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space. It is the second episode in a two-part series, beginning with Information War.

*Captured at the end of the last episode, hopes for our heroes grow dim as the clock ticks towards their scheduled rendezvous. Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt), Blooperno Illion (Christopher Hastings), and Carboat Bin Laden (Taylor Moore), are relentlessly interrogated by Correxian agents, including some...familiar faces? It will take a miracle, or maybe an old friend, to get them out...*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Christopher Hastings as Blooperno Illion
* Taylor Moore as Carboat Bin Laden
* Tim Platt as Gelmire Lysander
* and Joe Lepore as everything and everyone else

It also includes a brief appearance from Legs Loveless.

## External Links

* Simplecast
* Spotify
Future Days of Present Past

"Future Days of Present Past" is the fifty-fourth episode of Oh These, Those Stars of Space.

*When plucky Ensign Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt), ship's ENT Dr, Dewey (Chrisopher Hastings) and junior mortician Vestavia Casketshowroom (Carly Monardo) take in the many constellations from the CSS Cavalier's Observation Deck, it's sure to be an evening full of stars. But the stars are even closer than they think, when a mysterious traveler comes aboard (Guest Star RYAN NORTH). Does this voyager bring news from the future, or more trouble to their doorstep? Maybe both!*

## Cast

This episode features:

* Tim Platt as Gelmire Lysander
* Christopher Hastings as Dr Dewey
* Carly Monardo as Vestavia Casketshowroom
* Ryan North

## Trivia

* Ryan North is the second guest to appear on Oh These Those Stars of Space, the first being Mattie Lubchansky, on Footsteps.
* Joe Lepore has refused to be drawn on whether Ryan North is the tallest guest to appear on Oh These Those Stars of Space.
* Ryan North is the only guest to have appeared on Oh These Those Stars of Space who has denied being the hijacker D.B. Cooper.

## External Links

* Simplecast
* Spotify
Tuscaloosa Casketshowroom

art by Branson Reese

## Description

> Tuscaloosa Casketshowroom is a silver fox of a human man, with sort of a not-too-long, but not-too-short platinum white haircut, a wonderfully kept long goatee, and he’s wearing a tan suit – but he’s got the tan suit jacket over his shoulder. [...] hanging off his tan suit jacket is a badge that says ‘VAG’ - Vanguard Advocate General.
>
> Taylor Moore, *Overtime*

> He’s wearing a white seersucker suit with one of those weird ties that seems to be a kind of bow.
>
> Taylor Moore, *Zoosex the Mighty*

> He’s wearing a seesucker suit. Normally that’s a blue check on white, but for Tuscaloosa today it’s cream on white – gives the impression of a completely white seersucker suit. [...] He’s got a black shoe with a nice thick heel on it.
>
> Taylor Moore, *In Which All Present Members of the Casketshowroom Family Discuss Their Personal Dynamics and Perspectives on Love During a Shopping Trip etc. etc.*

## Appearances

* Overtime
* Three Men and a Baby\*
* In Which All Present Members of the Casketshowroom Family Discuss Their Personal Dynamics and Perspectives on Love During a Shopping Trip etc. etc.
* Incident on the Humphrey

\* denotes supporting role.
Scorpio Ni-Yeer

art by Branson Reese

## Description

> Scorpio Ni-Yeer - a shining example of the Fallacene people, who are a reptilian race who evolved from venomous, gecko-like creatures. [...] Scorpio stands with extremely rigid posture, and his neck? Well, it is frankly too long.
>
> Branson Reese, *The Jungle Book*

## Appearances

* The Jungle Book
* Top of the Computer to Ya
Albany Kids-Menu

art by Branson Reese

## Description

> He’s all angles. Through his uniform you can see the bones in his elbows and his clavicles and his shoulders. There’s no muscles or fat on his body, and yet somehow his science-branded uniform is still tight. His hair is long on the sides and thinning on the top.
>
> Taylor Moore, *Ad Hominem*