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Black Eyed Children

**Black**-**Eyed Children** (or **Black**-**Eyed Kids**) are paranormal "creatures" that appear to look like young children between the ages of 5 to 13. They typically appear with pale skin, pale hair, black eyes and talons. They're reported at night either hitchhiking, sneaking around your garden or trying to get into your house. They can't enter your premises without permission, and will typically do whatever they can to convince you to allow them in. Black Eyed Children can not harm you unless they're invited in (whether into your home, car, etc.) Many ways a Black Eyed Child might gain admittance into a residences is by claiming to need to call their mother, they're cold, they want to read. Many people who have encountered these creatures report an impending sense of doom and fear. It's unknown what happens to the victims who allow these creatures into their home, as there haven't been any reports of survivors.
Their creepy fetishes include: Berry juicy juice, Jordan-Almonds, lime with water, asking to open your mouth and your pair of air-walk jordans!
FAN FICTION EPISODE 129 THE MOTHMAN

Brian and Pheobe we're just sitting down to record a new episode of the unbelievable podcast, together, in Brians seemingly impossible dark bachelor pad in LA. It's a rare occasion, but Pheobe is in LA for an acting gig and after adjusting her eyes to Brians mole burrow like abode, they both start checking levels and adjusting their headphones.

Brian: "How does this sound? I'm trying out a new way of recording. How's my voice in the cans ?"

Pheobe: " The cans? come on Brian..."

Brian: "What? That's what people call them"

Pheobe: \*Huge Laugh\* "ohhhh K"

Just then Kevin Cobbs burst in with a letter addressed to The Unbelievable podcast from a PO Box located in Point Pleasant, West Virgina.

Pheobe: "Kevin!? What the hell are you doing here? You're barely on the podcast these days, let alone hand delivering letters to us in LA"

Kevin: " I know right? Anyways, see ya"

Brian opens the letter and inside is a short message:

"Please help, Meet me at the museum as soon as possible, you're the only ones that can help"

Brian: "oh yeah baby! I've been waiting for an excuse to go back to Point Pleasant, let's say you and me hit the road in my Prius and take a trip!"

Pheobe: "Really, why not? We can record a new video for our Patreon subscribers while we're there, just let me grab my sensible, functional, yet totally fashionable sweater and we can hit the road"

Brian: "Sure! But first did you know that inside and out Toyotas revolutionary Prius has been completely redefined? From the sporty exterior to the high tech, soft-touch interior, Prius has never had such a powerful presence. In fact, my new Prius has a Tilt & Telescopic Steering Wheel, Automatic Temperature control, Cabin Air filter, drivers seat recline adjustment, a backup camera, eco drive monitor ... etc... etc...

Pheobe: Are you fucking serious Brian?

Brian: I havn't even told you about the sound system Pheobe! It has a shark fin type antenna, voice recognition, AM/FM/CD/MP3/WMA, Audio Auxiliary Input Jack, bluetooth capability, Phonebook and streaming audio via Bluetooth ...etc...

\*Brian goes on in length about his new Prius, the sound system, how great it is on gas and how he recently drove up to Burbank to see a Oasis cover band called "Oasish" and how great it was. After he finally pulls his head up from reading his Prius' operation manual, Brian notices Pheobe is long gone\*

Brian: "Pheobe? Pheobe?! Pheebs?! Pheobe! Oh, Ok, I see how it is. It's Just you and me bag of sweet tango apples, you're my only friends"

\*\*\* 2 weeks later and Brian is reading through his newsfeed on Facebook \*\*\*

Headline: "New York Girl saves countless lives from Bridge Collapse at 2017 Mothman Festival, Pheobe Tyers Day declared by mayor an anual event"
Episode 7: Interview with an Alien Part Deux

## Interview with an Alien Part Deux

"Brian and Leo continue their interview with alien Andy Liu as they learn more about Earth as a jail planet, bad aliens, and how to deal with the end of the world in December [2012]."

The Episode was released circa April 3, 2012.

The Episode had no poll results or mailbag.

Brian plugged his improv group, the Party Lions.

## Notable Quotables

"You bring some DMT, and I'll show you the fifth dimension" - Andy Liu
FAN FICTION EPISODE 42-43 "A New Beginning Always Starts At The End"

Episode 43 (and some 42)

“A New Beginning Always Starts At The End”

“For the love of fuck, Brian, \*please\* tell me you’re kidding.”

Staring out at the neon signs flashing in the dark, rainy night outside his Manhattan apartment, Brian is worried.

“It was funny, Crystal.  You’ll see.  Why would I lie about something like that?”

“It wasn’t funny, Brian.  I was there!  Sergeant K isn’t funny.  He sounds like he’s drinking shots and snorting cocaine during the interview.  And with all his military acronyms, he sounds like Kaiser Soze, making it up as he goes along.”

“Crystal, really, it was funny.  Booze and cocaine make for funny podcasts.  It sounds so silly, so simple and ridiculous, but that’s exactly why it works.”

“Whatever, Brian.  I’m out.  Edit me out of the episode.  Pull your skull-fucked gimp out of the footlocker and edit him into the episode instead.  And don’t let him mention Julian Assange…that shit is gonna get even crazier.”

“Please, Crystal…”

“No.  This is too much, especially after I did a fuck-lot of work for that Leprechaun shit.  I thought: ‘I’ll just set my trap and catch one’.  Where the fuck did that get me?  Connecticut?  Leprechaun trap, my ass.”

Crystal walks out of Brian’s apartment building, maybe for the last time.  As she walks outside to the street, she passes a young woman with a large tote bag heading inside.

Moments later, Brian hears a knock on his door.  He walks to the door, opens it a crack, and sees the young woman holding the large tote bag.

“Hello, can I help you?” Brian asks.

“Hi!” the young woman says.  “My name is Phoebe.  I don’t understand what brought me here, but I’m looking for...” she pauses as she pulls a crumpled paper out of her pocket.  ”Brain…Frankey?  About the comedy gig?  Is this the place? I want to be part of a real show.”  She holds out the paper to Brian, who takes it and reads it:

*WANTED: A funny, slightly abby-normal co-host who wants to be part of a conspiracy-comedy podcast.*

“Actually, my name is ‘Brian Frange’.  Come in and have a seat, Phoebe.  I’d offer you some sushi, but it disappeared on me.”

Phoebe comes in and follows Brian back to his desk.  As they sit down, Brian can’t help but think that Phoebe is sitting where Crystal was sitting just moments ago.  Outside, the rain has stopped, and moonlight streams through the window, bathing Phoebe in its glow.

“Phoebe, I have to ask: Why does your tote bag seem to be…squirming a bit?”

“Oh!” Phoebe says, setting the bag down.  “I couldn’t find a dog-sitter, so I brought my 2 dachshunds, Herrbert, and Herbbert, along with me.  I hope that’s OK.”

Brian looks at the dogs and smiles.  “Of course it’s OK!  I love dogs, and you’ve got a nice pair of puppies.  Would you let me play with them?  I’m really good at it.”

“Of course,” she says, “This is, really kind of, like, too Unbelievable for me.”

And the rest is Unbelievable history!

I think everyone should appreciate these 2 episodes. And then there's the Sgt. K follow-up in episode 48. *--nnsm*
Why do I know this?

Everyone's favorite conspiracy theory game show.

Featured on Episode 127: Live From New York City - Al Bielek Back in Time! at 39m44s.

Rules:

* There are 10 multiple choice questions
* You have 2 minutes to answer
* You can answer before the question is asked
* You can skip a question and go back to it if there is time left

Questions from Episode 127 that Jermaine from Brooklyn answered:

1. What is the name of the Orgonic Crystal device that you may or may not want to put on your face?
2. Which of the following is not 1 of Fritz Springmeier's 13 bloodlines of the Illuminati?
3. Which musical instruments do Reptilians love most?
4. What is the main active ingredient in Monsanto's Roundup pesticide?
5. What is the name of the condition when a Reptilian forces you to fall in love with someone?
6. What is the name of the MK Ultra Super Soldier who claims he could flip over your car?
7. According to Frank E. Stranges, how many buttons does it take to flush a toilet on Valiant Thor's spaceship?
8. Because they learned English from watching TV in the 50's, what kind of accent do the Korendians of Korendor have?
9. Which celebrity got a dirty look from the Men in Black while on the phone with Britney Spears?
10. According to George Van Tassel and the Ashtar Command, what is the formula for a time machine?

Tag Line:

*"How many questions do you think you'll get right?"*
LA Brian aka Bumble Brian

When Brian Frange moved to LA, he started **Big Timing** everyone! He also changed his name to Bryan Frange.

Since moving to LA he's been seen taking dance lessons but no improvment has been noted.  He also joyfully brags he offers cunnilingus unrecinded.

One thing that hasn't changed is his love for Cock Hero.
Mothman

In West Virginia in 1966 a number of people saw a flying owl-creature that looked a lot like an owl. This owl-like, owl-monster exhibited owl-esque behavior and owl-ish abilities. For just over a year reports of this owl-beast came thick and fast (like owl-cum) and the owl cryptid was christened "Mothman". Then a bridge fell down.
Episode 116: Orgonics: Using Crystals to Fight The New World Order

In this episode Brian Frange, Phoebe Tyers, and Travis Irvine discuss Orgone Energy Crystals, Wilhelm Reich (and his love of rubbing his balls on horses) and recount the story of Don & Carol Croft.

* Episode 116 is Travis Irvine's First Episode
* Travis Irvine's Pick for Tournament of Aliens = The Venusians
* Brian's top story of the day covers Russel Crow's tweet about seeing UFO's.
* Unbelievers are introduced to Zappers and Zapper Technology.
* Soundboard Clip "Its So Silly, Its So Simple and Ridiculous... but that's exactly why it works!" is introduced in Episode 116.
* Soundboard Clip "Just to clarify Dave about why you would want to put it on your.. on your uh, face?" is introduced in Episode 116.
Fan Fiction: Episode 145. Mel's Hole

## STORY: ABOUT THE HOLE

Mel Waters walked nervously down a narrow path on his large, isolated rural property in Washington State. Night was beginning to fall and Mel didn’t like to be away from his trailer after dark. It made him nervous, but he had felt an irresistible pull tonight. He was heading toward The Hole.

It was a well-worn dirt path, but still ominous and dark, with tall trees and thick green bushes and brambles on either side rising up steep hills. Mel had made this trek many times, carrying dead cows or garbage—in a wheelbarrow, of course; Mel cannot pick up a cow.

The Hole had been on the property for as long as anyone could remember and its depth seemed infinite.

“Aaa-HaaHaa-HAAA” “three callers in a row! Nobody gives a shit about Mel’s Hole!”

Mel froze dead in his tracks. He had just reached the retaining wall in the clearing around The Hole when he heard the strange mocking voices. He listened intently.

“uh yeah, about that hole..Yessir. ….I saw a hole story on tv…..with horses….throw a cat down the hole,” “What the fuck?!”

Mel broke out in a cold clammy sweat. Were there people in The Hole? He heard the names: Sebastian, Phoebe, Art Bell, Brian? Were they…. laughing at him? As Mel listened to the disembodied voices, they claimed he would call a radio show; pick up a sheep; the gov’t would seize his property and hole; he would lose his teeth and homemade belt buckle and raise wombats in Australia. And 2 jerks and a girl with a sexy voice would make fun of him on something called a “podcast” in the year 2016--20 years in the future!

Overcome with despair, Mel lept into his gaping Hole, falling into the inky blackness, deeper and deeper, the voices growing louder and louder. Mel saw a light, but it was just some ice on fire, and then, falling further and further he spotted a sheep. And while Mel is no sheep guy, he can and did pick up that sheep, clutching it to him tightly as they continued to drop. Abruptly, they were no longer falling but were in an apartment in New York City in January of 2016. A beautiful woman was saying “there are some holes that the unbelievers would be interested in, but---“, she stopped, noticing Mel Waters and a dead sheep with a tumor on the floor of the apartment. Brian and Sebastian screamed when they realized what Phoebe was looking at. They immediately fled the apartment, Sebastian pushing Phoebe and Brian to the ground yelling “It’s a fucking Djinn! A DJINN!!!”-- leaving them scrambling after him out the door.

“They didn’t get to everybody’s 3rd favorite segment: poll results,” said Bryan Fringes, the seal-like creature that emerged from the dead sheep’s tumor.

“Fuck this” said Mel Waters as he bludgeoned Fringes to death with a large sex toy found in the apartment. “Fuck This!”

## LINKS

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Rougarou

Nah lissen here an lemme tell you 'bout dat Rougarou. Nah you might know him as da Loop Garou or da Shoop Galloop, da Toni-Shaloub, da Shoo-be-doobie-do, da Janine-Garoofaloo or da Cajun Werewolf. He has hisself different feet dan da Dogman or da BigFeets up in da north. Nossir, dis down near da mouth of dat Mighty Mississippi river. Da Rougarou live in dem swamps down in Louisiana, where da alligator grow so mean --back up in da woods, among da evergreens. Down dere we has a plant. It grows out in da woods an' da fields looks somethin' like a turnip green an' everybody calls it polk salad. Dere lives a country boy down dere who never learned to read or write so well, but he can play da guitar likes he's ringin' a bell. Nah if you come down to da river, I bet you gon' find some people who live. You don' hafta worry if you have no money; people on the river are happy to give. Nah Johnny, who plays guitar, his momma tell him someday he will be a man and he will be the leader of a big ol' band. People will come from miles around to hear him play music when dat sun go down. Annie, she go out in the evenin' an' pick her a mess of polk salad and carry it home and cook it for supper, cuz dat's about all dey had to eat, but dey did all right. Come what may, I'm going back someday to blue bayou. Rollin', rollin', rollin' on the river. Go, Johnny, go. Zatarain's an' Mardi Gras.

Ya know, I don' rightly know much 'bout dat ol' Rougarou. He's a scary sumbitch. Tastes like chicken though.
Anunnaki

According to ancient Mesopotamian mythology Anunnaki are believed to be "Those of Royal Blood"

### Tournament of Aliens

In the intergalactic Tournament of Aliens 2015, a bunch of Unbelievers got behind the Anunnaki against a few other Contestants due to popular 'buzz' surrounding these Mesopotamian madmen. The 'Anunnaki Bukakke' affair ended suddenly and without fanfar in the Third Round of the Tournament of Aliens 2015.
FAN FICTION EPISODE 131 "The Alpha Centaurians"

## THE LOST CHAPTER: BEYOND THE LIGHT BARRIER

[Note to the warrior: This work of fiction is meant to be read with steamy background music; preferably the music from Episode 131]

Every night Elizabeth Klarer climbed her sacred mountain; usually nothing remarkable happened. However, she felt this particular night would be memorable. A Beat-Up-Spaceship emerged from the sky. It landed in front of her. She knocked three times, and the rickety door slid open.

“Oh, hey babe,” a voice said nonchalantly from inside the ship. It was Akon. He was sitting on the couch; his feet on the red carpet. Elizabeth surveyed the ship; Cheron sat alone in the corner using his laptop and headphones.

“Yo Liz," Akon said demanding her attention. "Get me some vegetables and mineral water from the fridge." Elizabeth complied and sat next to him.

She began to speak at a sluggish pace, “Love, of, my, life, I, have, missed, you. I, have, visited, this mountain, every..." Akon stopped listening. "She talks too freakin’ slow", he thought.

“One sec babe," he said interrupting her. Ah-hem!" He coughed loudly looking at Cheron.

Cheron didn’t notice because of his headphones. Akon coughed even louder. Cheron heard and put down his laptop. “Uh, oh yeah! I’m going to go look for roots outside or something...", he murmured while rushing out the door.

Elizabeth immediately tried to kiss Akon. He wasn’t interested. He took off her shirt and unsnapped her bra. He put on his BDSM mask with a mouth slit. He gave her a few pecks and ripped her pants off. Elizabeth said nothing; submitting to Akon's every move.

He finger banged her for a while, and started twisting her nipples. Elizabeth gave a long-groggy-moan. Akon pulled out his 12 inch dick and got on top of her.

"69 me," he commanded. Akon looked up in enjoyment and saw Cheron jerking outside. “What The Fuck Bro,” Akon yelled. Cheron ran away, and Elizabeth started working harder to please him; she assumed his yelling was at her.

Akon took her doggy style and turned on the TV; his main reason for visiting was to watch the American football game. He pounded her for the duration of the game. Gave her a little anal, and then pulled out to blow his space-jizz all over her back and hair. Some got on the red carpet; Akon instructed Elizabeth to clean up the mess she caused.

Cheron nervously entered the spaceship holding one tiny root. Akon stormed over to him, “What’s your problem? Why did you watch us like that,” he asked angrily.

“Ummm, to collect roots,” Cheron replied pathetically.

Once Elizabeth finished cleaning, she asked, "Please, take, me, to, Meaton, again. I love, your planet."

Akon did not want to hear her annoying-slowed-speech anymore, "Nah, not tonight! I have a long day tomorrow. You should go!” He swiftly walked her towards the door and pushed her outside. The spaceship zoomed away. Elizabeth stood on the mountain, all by herself, with a stupid doe-eyed look.

She wondered if the Unbelievers would speak of this event kindly or with ridicule.

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Charles Gould

Charles Gould was a co-host for the Unbelievable Podcast who left the show in late 2014. Since his sudden disappearance, many Unbelievers have begun to suspect that something bad has happened to Charles. Now one may dismiss these feelings, since it appears that Charles is still performing and is active on Twitter. But I’m not buying it. Something is wrong here and I’m going to get to the bottom of it. Below are some possible theories about what has happened to Charles. If you have any theories of your own, please add them. It is very important that we figure out what has happened to Charles.

## Theories

* Reptilians abducted Charles and are forcing him to play piano for them.
* Charles pressed the basement button two additional times in an elevator and is now being tortured by a bunch of nipple-less Deros. Hopefully a pre-teen Teros can save him.
* Charles was shot while peacefully getting a hamburger at McDonald’s.
* Larry Sinclair sucked Charles’ dick so good that Charles came too hard and died of a heart attack.
* He put a zapper on his face.
* Charles angered John Stormm in the episode about him, leading to Stormm crushing Charles with a flipped over car.
* He found a DUMB, where his dick became bifurcated and his foot crispy-crittered
Dr. Viktor the Cat

**Dr. Viktor the Cat** war ein verrückt gewordener, rachsüchtiger Arzt, der seine Frau dank der G.U.N verloren hatte, was er zumindest glaubte. Er war der Vater von Sasha the Cat und Natasha the Cat. Er wollte sich bei der G.U.N. rächen und ihnen das Wichtigste wegnehmen. Er griff deswegen oft die G.U.N. an. Schließlich konnte Sasha eines Tages endlich beweisen, dass die G.U.N. Alina nicht umgebracht hatte. Er versöhnte sich mit Sasha, doch dann wurde er von Nicole umgebracht, die sich als wahre Mörderin herausstellte.

## Persönlichkeit

Viktor war sehr ernst, clever und hatte immer eine Strategie. Er war auch sehr charismatisch und wollte, dass seine Ziele erreicht werden. Er kümmerte sich allerdings auch um andere. Er hatte nach dem Verlust seiner Frau einen seelischen Breakdown erlitten und wollte die G.U.N. vernichten, was Sasha nicht tun wollte und sah seitdem Sasha nicht mehr als Familienmitglied an.

Die Liebe, die Sasha seitdem nicht mehr bekam, bekam Natasha hingegen genug. Er liebte Natasha sehr und würde sein eigenes Leben für sie hergeben, um sie zu retten.

## Fähigkeiten

Viktor war ein sehr intelligenter Mobianer, der seine Intelligenz gut ausnutzte, um Strategien zu entwerfen, die den Gegner schadeten. Ebenso besaß Viktor hervorragende Arztkenntnisse, weswegen er auch als Arzt fungierte. Viktor konnte seine Waffen gut bedienen.

## Verbindungen

### Alina the Cat

Viktor und Alina waren verheiratet und liebten sich sehr, doch das wurde leider vor 4 Jahren beendet. Alina war Viktors Liebste und damit die Wertvollste, so wollte er sich an der G.U.N. rächen.

### Sasha the Cat

Viktor und Sasha hatten sich zerstritten, da Sasha der Meinung war, dass die G.U.N. nicht verantwortlich seie, was Viktor nicht so glaubte. Am Ende konnte Sasha ihre Meinung belegen, weswegen sie sich beide versöhnten.

### Natasha the Cat

Viktor liebte Natasha sehr und sah sie als einzige Tochter an, weswegen er alles dafür tat, um Natasha zu beschützen. Mit Jewel legte er nochmal extra viel Wert auf Natasha, da er fand, dass eine Frau auch Natasha großziehen sollte.

### Jewel the Wolf

Viktor und Jewel waren Bekannte, die zusammen lebten und sich gegenseitig beschützten und unterstützten.

## Zitate

“*Alles ist gut Natasha, die G.U.N. wird leiden.*”— **Viktors Sichtweise gegenüber der G.U.N.**

## Galerie

Viktors Cosplay als Oliver, danke Blazy^^Familienbild, danke Aki X3
## Trivia

* Er hatte eine Sehschwäche, ohne Brille sah Viktor kaum was.
* Viktor hatte den Doktortitel.
* Viktor wäre als Mensch 178 cm groß.
Orgonics

They're so simple. They're so crazy and ridiculous. In fact, they're just so implausible and unsubstantiated and medically unproven and unsound; they're just so wacky and no one with any sorta medical degree will tell you about them. But that's EXACTLY WHY THEY WORK!

I mean, they are so silly, they're just so silly and ridiculous. They're literally rocks; rocks with no redeeming properties or discernible value, but folks are buying them. Because they work. They're so simple; they're just so gosh-darn silly and simple and unfettered by rhyme or reason or scientific evidence that somehow, THAT'S EXACTLY WHY IT WORKS. The FDA doesn't approve, the AMA thinks its a fraud, your friends are worried you're in a cult, but THAT'S EXACTLY WHY IT WORKS.

Someone out there right now, heck probably hundreds of folks out there right now have zappers attached and inserted into various parts of their bodies. If you are not one of these people, you should be. THEY CURE CANCER FOR FUCK'S SAKE! AND THEY'RE SO SIMPLE! STRAP ROCKS TO YOUR BODY!
I won't be doing that again

* *This article is about the Robin Williams post life book. For other uses, see "I Won't be doing that again!" By O.J. Simpson.*

A post life memoirs of the late comedian and actor Robin Williams. The contents of this book were dictated

   by the acclaimed medium Ivan Teller who hosted a YouTube channel in order to contact the deceased comedian.

The book is wholly unfunny as Mr. Williams insists that he doesn't want to "Dwell on the past and his mistakes." despite the fact the book title eludes to his past mistakes.

Oddly Mr. Williams also insists that he no longer goes by his living name but has adopted another, however he doesn't elaborate on his new post life name, simply "We don't know!"

## Chapters

1. Why I'm not being funny anymore
2. What to wear to a funeral when your being buried
3. Should you include a laugh track?
4. What's the deal with Seinfeld?
5. Boxers or briefs
6. Flubber: My best film
7. Another rant about Seinfeld
8. Why no Flubber 2: The Search For More Flubber
9. Lucy in the sky with...
10. One last joke.

## Lucy in the Sky with...

Interestingly the comedian formally known as Robin Williams has an extensive thank you page which oddly crosses into the realm of another channeler's session, one miss Jennifer Whisper .

He thanks the following celebrities.

* Cole Porter
* Nat King Cole
* Victor Herbert-Herbert
* Marilyn Monroe
* Judy Garland
* Erving Berlin
* Fred Estaire
* George Gershwin
* Elvis Presley
* Jimmy Hendrix
* Walt Disney
* The Duke, John Wayne
* Hank Williams
* Patsy Clyne

## Closing chapter

The book closes with one final joke; suspiciously added to the commentary and oddly ambiguous, possibly in an attempt to evade the tight security in the afterlife widely known for its lack of humour and firm prosecution and imprisonment of joke makers.

> "Stay away from those Victory... Victoria Secret Models."
>
>

Commonly misunderstood the stutter: "Victory... Victoria" component is yet another layer of disguise that the comedian formerly known as Robin Williams uses to evade detection.

## Speculations of authenticity

It has been widely suggested that the final draft of this Post Autobiography, as dictated by Ivan Teller, is the work of a self pleasing fraudster with low to mid grade porn addiction and a penchant for public nudity.

Ivan Teller has recently started another public channel, this time on *PornTube*.

## References

https://soundcloud.com/unbelievablepodcast/episode-161-channeling-celebrities
Temporal Phenomena

**Time Vortex**

A portal that sends the subject to any time.

**Time Loop**

The subject indefinitely experiences the same set of events over a set amount of time.

**Time Slip**

A window in the fabric of spacetime opens up wherein the subject can see a setting based in another time.

**Lucid Dreaming Time Travel**

The least convincing type of time travel where the subject lucid dreams about another time. Reportedly most popular with SoS.

**Retro Causation**
Subjects in the future affects events in the past.
Open Lines Theme - parody

Sometimes a song just pops into your head. And it's always good to promote Open Lines, even if there's really only 1 line, and Hollywood keeps getting in the way of the show actually occurring.

Original Song Title: The Lion Sleeps Tonight (how many songs can say they've been covered by Billy Joel, Tracey Ullman, and R.E.M.?)

Original Lyrics: Google Play

Original Song: YouTube (yes, kids, this is the concert your grandparents were going to see when they left your parents with the babysitter...who always had her asshole boyfriend come over)

**The BrYan Speaks Tonight**

*[falsetto]*

Where is Phoebe, oh where is Phoebe, she’s not in L-A?

Where is Phoebe, oh where is Phoebe, she’s not in L-A?

*[chant]*

It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines

It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines

*[verse]*

In the Jungle, the LA Jungle, The BrYan speaks tonight

In the Jungle, the LA Jungle, The BrYan speaks tonight

*[falsetto]*

Phoe-eeee-eeee-eee-beeee, visit LA

Phoe-eeee-eeee-eee-beeee, visit LA

*[chant]*

It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines

It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines

*[verse]*

Eat a burger, a peaceful burger, while BrYan speaks tonight

L-A loves their In-N-Out burger, while BrYan speaks tonight

*[falsetto]*

Phoe-eeee-eeee-eee-beeee, visit LA

Phoe-eeee-eeee-eee-beeee, visit LA

*[chant]*

It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines

It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines

*[verse]*

Please call Benny, the lonely Benny, on Open Lines tonight

Please call Benny, the lonely Benny, on Open Lines tonight

*[falsetto]*

Phoe-eeee-eeee-eee-beeee, visit LA

Phoe-eeee-eeee-eee-beeee, visit LA

*[chant]*

It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines

It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines, It’s Open Lines

*[falsetto]*

Where is Phoebe, oh where is Phoebe, she’s not in L-A?
Mermaids

To all listeners of the Unbelievable podcast and readers of the Unbelievable Wikia, hereafter referred to as unbelievers, we hereby officially and categorically deny the existence and speculative veracity of mermaids or other aquatic humanoids.  Any reference to undersea creatures of this type has been completely fabricated and intended as a fiction for entertainment purposes only. We understand that any statement to the contrary of mermaids not existing place potential mermaid creatures in danger - which as we already mentioned do not exist, but if they did - mentioning them would be tantamount to murder for the hunt that may ensue on these creatures... which many of the NOAA may or may not be in implicit sexual relationships with. These relationships, which we just want to mention are not happening in real life, would be put in serious jeopardy if the search for mermaids continued. In conclusion, mermaids are not real and the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration is better than the National Weather Service and... they should please give back mermaid Janine.  She belongs to Carl.  If mermaid Janine was real, which she is not, please give her back. Carl is lonely. Carl wants Janine.'

The author of this post was neither held in solitary confinement by the NOAA nor forced to eat only lentils for two months in the aforementioned re-education camp beneath the Denver International Airport.
Bohemian Grove

A camp where the rich elite douche bags meet every summer to shit freely and tell horrible jokes in drag.

On episode 150 Brian conducted an exclusive interview with a former Grove employee who confirmed that the attendees at the camp have special spices for their steaks that cannot be found anywhere else.
El Drifters

El podcast donde vio nacer ha aquel individuo que es el mas querido por la comunidad, el que compra sus juegos con Don Beto, aquel que siempre anda pidiendo papel y tiene la habilidad (o demasiado tiempo libre debido a su desempleo) de platinar todo juego que pase por sus manos El Bridge/Brichu/Brochas.

## **Origen.**

Antes de que absorbieran al XincasT, este era el podcast principal de anime, este podcast tiene una situación similar al Wii u (nació sin piernas), debido a que desde su inicio no ha podido arrancar bien el proyecto y sumando al hecho de que tienen otro podcast similar, no ha podido ser constante como los otros proyectos del overdrive media.

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### **De que va el podcast -OK. ¿Seguro?- OK.**

Este podcast a pesar de tener pocas emisiones se basa masque nada en dar reseñas muy al estilo de este sobre animes ya sea medianamente conocidos, como anime de los 80´s pocos conocidos pero sin llegar a ser hipster o los anime denominado por los axperts o vacas sagradas como "anime para pensar".

### **¿Curiosidad o sobredosis de pasto?.**

El Bridge/Brichu/Brochas tiene una peculiaridad de como reseñas los animes (como comparar Berserk con el Komander), dando un estilo unico de otros podcast.

El Bridge/Brichu/Brochas como que se pone celoso con los integrantes del XincasT, una de las teorias es que es como los lobos el se siente amenazado de su espacio en el aglomerado del Overdrive media, debido a que sus proyectos son casi similares.

Esperamos a que el Gongora mande para el patreon los audio libros del brochas, debido a su modo unico de dar reseñas.
Basil from Beaumont

Whenever a sack of shit huckster like Joshua P. Warren appears on Coast to Coast A.M. with George Noory, there is always a hero waiting to call in and expose them as the liars they truly are. On the night of March 31, 2017, that hero was Basil from Beaumont. Reacting to a previous callers claim that bringing a Joshua Warren made sigil into a casino caused her to win $25 dollars, Basil responded with the following. "You can tell anybody out there to put a stick or two walnuts in they pocket and uh, you know ,go to the casino and if they win, then uh you know, they assign credit to me." . This truth bomb from Basil left Joshua P. Warren eternally blown the fuck out and dopey George Noory with nothing to say except "Sure!" This moment of heroism was immortalized on the Unbelievable Podcast episode 201 and the quote "You can tell anybody out there to put a stick or two walnuts in they pocket" appears on the Unbelievable soundboard, where it has become a fan favorite. Basil's walnuts also appear on an Unbelievable Podcast trading card created by Raymond Rowell.
SakuAngel

Uno de los entes que son invocados para reseñar anime en el XincasT. El es conocido como el único ser que vivió al ver y ¿¡RESEÑAR!? Boku No Pico, el cual le dio una calificación (si VER menos de un minuto se ve casi imposible) que fue de ¿Dos paletas de vainilla? (no quiero saber el por que esa calificación).

Despues de que saku corriera a E.S Ryler del xincast, sigue el show junto con Karasu The Crow y debes encuando un invitado al podcast.

## **Frase Memorable:**

*"Goshiusa es un capitulo de la rosa de Guadalupe que lo miraron en japón y se salio de control " -SakuAngel (2015)*

"El Yonke es el DLC del Xincast" SakuAngel (2016)

"Yo inicie el mame de monster musume" - SakuAngel (2016)

### **Alpaca Chariot.**

Su stand es llamado Alpaca Chariot, es cual tiene la habilidad de conseguir juegos weebo y monas chinas, su stand le da la habilidad de conocer nombres de seiyuus, y todo el lore de las neptunias y utilizarlo a su favor.
Character Page TEMPLATE

*"Interesting Quote Pertaining to the character."*

**Character Name** is a character in **this campaign**. Brief intro paragraph.

## Biography

Brief overview of their life before the campaign began.

## Personality & Traits

Brief description of the character's personality. Describe basic traits and anything interesting or anything that stands out about the character.

## Abilities & Skills

What can they do? What are their skills and abilities, both natural and supernatural? List them here. Avoid bulletpoints because they format weird.

## Possessions

What notable items do they own? These can be sentimental, tools, magical, weapons, anything that the character would value or that they always have on them, or have used or been seen to have many times. Avoid things like cellphones, unless there's something special about them.

## Relationships

List any other important relationships the character has, be they friendships or otherwise and give brief descriptions of the relationship in question.

## Notes

List any Out of Character notes here, such as inspirations, Faceclaim and any other pertinent info.

## Trivia

List any In Character trivia. This is for fun little facts in list form; nothing terribly in-depth.
United 93 Visitor's Centre

## General Information and Hours

Closes at 5 - see lovely Wendy, she will help you out.

## Local Attractions

On the way to the site, visitors may also want to check out some of the maple syrup and maple cream - the Mennonites make it fresh.

A large billboard of Golden Jesus with an airplane proclaims life as a precious gift and seems like pro life propaganda making use of the 9/11 attacks.
Wiki Suggested Pages

**Want to create a Wiki page, but don't know where to start?**

Here is a list of people, places and things from the Unbelievable Podcast that could use their own pages here on the Wikia! Please remove the topic from this page if you have created a page or noticed one has been created and feel free to add more topics to help continue to build this wiki!

Kyle Odam (Ep. 154)

B.O.B. (Ep. 147)

Skunk Ape (Ep. 10)

Mel Waters (Ep. 145)

Art Bell (Ep. 145)

Victoria (Multiple episodes, voice of 5 star reviews)

Marie Laveau (Ep. 141) "Can you scream like a... like a witch?"

Deros & Teros (Ep. 140)

Wal-Mart (Ep. 122)

Billy Meier (Ep. 132)

Cock Hero (Ep. 46 Boston Marathon Theories)

Boston Marathon (Ep. 46 Boston Marathon Theories)

Alex Collier (Ep. 130)

Bob Marley (Ep. 124)

Andrew Basiago (Ep. 126)
Fan Fiction Episode 157 - "Phone Calls From The Dead"

Many miles above the earth, high up in the clouds, there is a city made out of fluffy white clouds. An old broken down cloud apartment building rests in the downtown area of the cloud city. On the 6th floor, Ghost Ortega sat on his couch smoking a blunt and he watched The Boondock Saints. He wore ripped up jeans and a tie-dyed shirt. There was a knock on his apartment door.

"Yo, Mayakovsky. What's up!" Ortega said to his old friend Mayakovsky as he gave him a big bro-hug. "Get your ass in here man, me casa es su casa."

They both sat on the couch and Mayakovsky packed a bull and started smoking it as the two watched the end of the movie.

"What do you want to do now man?" Ortega said.

"You want to fucking prank call living people again like last weekend?" Mayakovsky suggested.

"Nice," Ortega replied.

They both took another hit of their weed and Ortega pulled out his iPhone, he dialed a random number.

"Shit dude, It's fucking ringing, what do I say?" Ortega whispered. Before Mayakovsky could answer, the person on the other end of the phone picked up.

"Hello, this is George Meek."

Ortega panicked and yelled at the top of his lungs in a high pitched voice, "Ortega!" And then he hung up the phone. The two ghosts laughed hysterically. Mayakovsky gasped for air and said, "Dude, dude, you just yelled your name at him. That's all you could think of?"

"I fucking panicked man," Ortega replied as the two began to calm down.

"Lemme go," Mayakovsky said. He took Ortega's phone and then called another random number. The person on the other end answered and Mayakovsky said, "This is G." He pulled the phone away from his mouth as he giggled. The person on the other end said "Who?" and Mayakovsky replied "Hot dog art." The two were laughing so hard, Mayakovsky had to hang up.

There was a sudden knock at the door. "Pizza delivery," a voice shouted.

"Bro, I am so fucking baked. I don't even remember ordering a pizza," Ortega said. They brought the pizza inside and started stuffing their faces.

"Lemme do another," Ortega said as he dialed a number. A woman on the other end picked up. Ortega started talking in a faux deep voice, "A bridge to the states has been completed. You are a fine companion and friend. This is the first contact and I await your love." Ortega started laughing extremely hard and hung up on her. "Man, this is so fucking funny, I can do this all day," Ortega said.

Mayakovsky frowned, "I wish I could but I got to get to my new job. My mom said she's gonna kick me out of the house if I don't start working. My shift at KFC starts in 20 minutes."

"Aight man, before you go. Do a shot with me." Ortega poured shots of vodka for them. They slammed them back and bro-hugged goodbye. Ortega sat back down on the couch, pressed play on the remote and started watching The Boondock Saints again as he rolled another blunt.
Cruel the Wolf

**Cruel the Wolf** ist ein sehr perverser Vampir von The Covenent. Nach der Trennung von The Covenent war Cruel nur noch in Bars und Stripclubs aufzufinden, um sich zu vergnügen. Er trat The Covenent wieder bei, als er mitkriegte, dass The Covenent sich wieder neu aufbaute.

## Geschichte

### Vorgeschichte

Cruel war, bevor er gebissen wurde, ein Barkeeper, der ziemlich oberflächlich war, hübsche Frauen bekamen reduzierte Preise, während etwas hässlichere Frauen den Standardpreis zahlten. Eines Tages kam eine lilane Igeldame in seine Bar, die sich Tatiana nannte. Cruel versuchte Tatiana zu verführen, was ihm auch gelang. Als beide später alleine im Zimmer waren, zeigte Tatiana ihre wahre Natur und biss Cruel in den Hals. Cruel wurde zum Vampir und stalkte Tatiana so lange, bis er wie sie zu The Covenent kam. Seitdem gibt er sich als oberflächlichen Wolf, der nur den heißen Girls was spendiert.

## Persönlichkeit

Cruel ist ein sehr egoistischer Vampir, der sich selbst auch für den Geilsten hält und es auch gerne unter Beweis stellt. Er findet, dass es bei Frauen auf das Oberflächliche ankommt und der Charakter einer Frau ist ihm egal. Er hasst Tiffany sehr, allerdings wegen was anderem.

## Fähigkeiten

Cruel kann Nahkampf und ist deswegen ein unangenehmer Gegner. Cruel ist durch seinen Vampirismus sehr stark und sehr schnell, was er zum Vorteil nutzt.

## Verbindungen

### Source the Bat

Cruel findet Source auf ihre Art "sexy". Er mag normalerweise keine Frauen mit Glatze, aber er findet, dass es diesmal eher ihre Haut betont und die dazugehörigen "Features".

### Tiffany the Mongoose

Cruel hasst Tiffany sehr, da er glaubt, dass Tiffany den Vampirbiss nur zugelassen hatte, um ihre "mickrigen Brüste auf Vordermann zu bringen".

### Infect the Bat

Cruel findet Infect "korrekt" und scheint sich gut mit ihm zu verstehen, wenn er mit Infect über was anderes als Mädchen redet.

### Ruin the Rabbit

Cruel findet Ruin sehr interessant und tut allgemein viel für Ruin, um ihre Aufmerksamkeit zu bekommen, was Ruin nur geringfügig wertschätzt, weil sie weiß, was Cruel für ein Typ ist.

## Trivia

* Man kann ihn als Perverser sehen, da er oft auf bestimmte Bereiche starrt.
	+ Cruel bevorzugt große Brüste. Solange sie echt sind.
* Cruel wäre als Mensch 190 cm groß.
Episode 149 "Ghosts of the Stanley Hotel"

## THE LOST CHAPTER: PLAY WITH US FOREVER BRIAN

“Play with us forever Brian”

It was 2 am, Frange was sweating and screaming, Was he fucking a hole? No, he was having a nightmare. Brian always had a bad habit of watching paranormal movies before bed, it always led to serious night terrors. But Earlier that day Brian had just finished recording with Phoebe and Kevin for Episode 149, Ghosts of the Stanley Hotel! (says that in a spooky tone)

So for the rest of the day he devoured horror movies one by one until it came time for slumber.

Brian cuddled back into bed, his heavy eyes collapsing from lack of sleep and an over dosing of caffeine that day. Images fluttered into his unconscious, his face felt cold and he was suddenly aware of where he was. Orange, brown and red shapes surrounded his bare feet.

“No this is fucking weird, I don't even like this movie” exclaimed Frange.

“Danny-eeeeeeee”

\*Brians heart starts pounding with fear\*

\*creek, woosh, creek, woosh\*

Frange turns to see a trike sitting in the middle of the hall. Clearly he's not alone. He quickly runs his eyes across the walls searching for an open door to anywhere but here. He makes it to the next hall, and there they are… the Grady twins. He closes his eyes praying when he opens them its two hot blonde twins with giant cans making out.

Gently Peeking one eye open he notices no one is there.

He closes his eyes and lets out a sigh of relief.

His eyes flash open but this time he's no longer in the hallway, but he sees them.

The large rectangular red doors, thickly lined with black carvings of  Ancient Indian symbols. A piercing noise breaks his concentration and quick winded music starts to play.

Frange breaks into a run down the halls to the main entry room, skipping steps two by two.

He sees them fighting,

“Is that fucking Jack Nicholson?1”

Brian clearly forgetting the what happens next yells for help, interrupting Jacks sentence…

“…Im just gonna bash your brains in, Im gonna bash ‘em right the fuck in!”

Jack turns to face Brian, head cocked Jack starts moving towards Frange.

“Are you gonna save her? huh are you going to be her H-E-R-O?”

Brian quickly turns to run he makes it out the front door and books it towards the maze.

(by the way dumb idea Brian)

But Jack isn't far behind. Screams and bangs pierce the cold air. They don't make any sense. Where Are they coming from thinks Brian. But it doesn't matter, he keeps running. His lungs are on fire, his sweat is cold, he's screaming out for anyone. The hedges seem to be closing in around him… he hears feet closely behind him. He stops, no longer able to breathe. Brian turns to face Jack, prepared to die,

“…click click click click”

Brian sit ups in bed out of breath and cold, he looks up to see Jack Nicholson typing angrily on the tv.

“Weird okay it was just a dream” says a very relieved Brian. He gets up to go to the bathroom, when a flash on the tv catches his eye.

“No it cant be” He thinks, but deep down Brian knows what he saw.

Himself run behind Jack on the second floor in the main lobby on the TV.
Birth Genie

A birth genie is a mythical being that every human and some lower hominids are born with.

In fact the birth genie is part of a conglomerate of interspacial beings that inhabit the ethereal Wish Realm.

Other beings in this realm are: Gnomes, Pixies, and Leprechauns.

### Rules

Genies grant wishes to their host humans when the phrase "I wish..." is uttered, its usually followed by something like "... a lollypop." Or "...my favoriteTV show was on."

There are several rules that must be observed when seeking a wish.

1. You must always start with the exact phrase "I wish" without this exact wording the genie is powerless.
2. You are only granted three wishes at birth.
3. You cannot wish for more wishes.
4. By quickly saying "No no I didn't wish that." After seeking a wish you immediately negate the wish and it will not be granted or wasted.

### Artificial Birth Genies

Several mortals have endeavoured to create devices that produce artificial wishes.These devices tend to have several limitations that your run of the mill Birth Genie doesn't have.

One such device, the Wishing Machine by Joshua P Warren had the following limitations.

* One wish at one time on one box.
* It wont help cure illness or grant eternal life. The pamphlet states; *You will die, there is nothing you can do to stop this.*
* You'll never be able to fly like Superman!
* You have to rub the device like a semi moist penis.

### BrYan Frange's three wishes.

Birth Genies are rare gifts that we are all granted, many people waste their three wishes in an off hand way, more often than not they're not even aware of the potential.

One individual, BrYan "Hollywood" Frange, is set on not wasting his wishes, in fact he will die before he uses them.

BrYan has queued his three wishes up and now only waits for the opportune time to arrive.

1. Immune to all harm, this includes emotional physical aging and death.
2. Control people's minds.
3. Travel forwards and backwards in time without negative repercussions.

### References

https://www.spreaker.com/user/unbelievable/episode-172-the-wishing-machine

http://www.joshuapwarren.com
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Mushhushshu-dragon, Symbol of the God Marduk, 604 BC

Thought by scholars to be a creature of legend and fable. The gates of Ishtar are decorated with lions,bulls, and the dragon leading some to believe the dragon was an actual animal. No skeleton or proof exist of such a creature other than the myth that it guarded the gates of Babylon in ancient times around 604 BC. That is until March 2011 when Ronny Dawson's video of a huge mother ship that flew over him in North Central Texas in 2011 yielded a strange creature on the surface of enormous size that looks very similar to the ancient creature depicted on the gates of Ishtar. This is one of 4 different creatures spotted on the surface of the UFO recorded in 2011. It is not know if this is a real creature or a piece of alien architecture. The resolution of the camera capturing a moving object in the dark can be expected not to be great. However it is certainly too visible to be called  ***pareidolia. Dawson estimates this creature to be at least 20 feet high and 40 feet long.***