Robotuczy (episode)/Transcript

*(The episode begins in the Candle Friends’ house at the night, with the moon visible next to the exterior of it, and then it cuts to Limefong’s room where Limefong teaches Shaduck how to play The Grand Theft in the living room)*

Limefong: Go left. No, left!

*(GAME OVER)*

Shaduck: This game is too hard, I give up.

*(Shaduck throws the controller at the TV as Candle Man comes into the room, deadbeat and sleepy, as he struggles to keep his eyes open)*

Limefong and Shaduck: Hey Candle Man!

Candle Man: Hey guys! *(Yawns)* How's the teaching going?

Limefong: We've got a quitter here. *(gestures at Shaduck)*

Shaduck: Hey!

Candle Man: Oh well, got any plans for tomorrow?

Shaduck: Nah not really. Today was a really tiring day, stopping the Spammers from **poisoning the entire town of Wikia**, jeez.

Candle Man: Agreed. *(Yawns)* I'm heading to bed then.

Limefong and Shaduck: Night!

*(Candle Man leaves)*

Limefong: Can you at least give it one more try?

Shaduck: NEVER! *(Shaduck walks to his bedroom and slams the door, going to get some sleep.)*

*(Cue theme song)*

*(Scene cuts to the Spammers' place early in the morning, presumably around 6 AM, where the sky is somewhat lighter than it is at night time, but it is still not nearly as light as it is during the day)*

Whickey: Ugh, Candle Man and his utterly ridiculous friends ruin *everything*!

Kitchen: We need to get revenge on those motherflippers!

Whickey: I’m gonna strike against Candle Man for ruining our latest plan!

Kitchen: But how?

Maps: *(walking in to the other Spammers as she just woke up, with the other five Spammers looking at her)* Hmm… What are you guys talking about?

Luis: What do you mean by "What are you guys talking about", Maps Spam. Because I am wondering. I still am too. Woo hoo!

Maps: I meant as in, *what are you five talking about at the moment*?

Gyux: Jöawojidéfsdlocflgizsdéjfglsodpgklkdoér.fgépflekdokcrfgépsédfklt! *(Subtitles: “We are talking about plans on how to get revenge on that nasty quartet ruining our plans… oh wait, I forgot people can’t understand what I’m saying.”)*

Kitchen: Well *I* do, bro. Sooo, what Gyux was saying was, “We are talking about plans on how to get revenge on that nasty quartet ruining our plans…” and what he said after that was kind of about the fact no one except for me can understand what he says.

Gyux: Jdnhjcnb frhejdcnvbhfjn. (*Subtitles: You didn’t have to quote the entire line*)

Maps: Hmmm… how’bout creating a robot that will impersonate Candle Man perfectly, which will of course cause strife between the Candle Friends?

Dyaboy: **Genius!** And I can do that in the blink of an eye!

*(Whickey, Kitchen, Luis, and Gyux are shown complimenting Maps’ smartness in different sentences, but with Gyux speaking gibberish like he always does. Beat… but then… a few seconds later… the Spammers see someone walk towards them)*

Robotuczy: HELLO. I AM CANDLE MAN, AND I AM GOING TO BURN YOU ALL DOWN TO ASHES!

Luis: AHH!!! HOW DID YOU GET IN?!

Gyux: Jwjcjdmmcmwmykdmakmci18w8rjcs0sncjdn! *(Subtitles: "KILL HIM, KILL HIM, KILL HIM!!!")*

Dyaboy: *(jumps out from behind what turns out to be just a robot impostor of Candle Man)* Heheh! I tricked you!

Maps: This has got to be the first one of those fooling tricks of yours, Dyaboy, where it actually fools me. But hmm… I heard that Candle Man's real name was uhh… Botuczy or something. Let's name this bot **Robotuczy**!

Kitchen: Yes! It actually is a good pun, Mappy.

Luis: Wow, the two girls of this gang are treating each other like sisters!

Gyux: JKQJDN! WJJYJCJjsnanxjJJjIRJRJRJJD! *(Subtitles: "I'M HER BROTHER! Which means only **I** am allowed to get that Kitch-atment!")*

Kitchen: I mean… that pun doesn't even make sense. It's bad.

Whickey: Who knows? Anyways, instead of using Robotuczy to imp-

Dyaboy: Let's just do it already…Ooo, I’m so excited!!!

Whickey: Actually… uh, we're going to infiltrate those guys.

Kitchen: And how are we gonna infiltrate them with a *robot*?

Whickey: Uh, by *fooling the other Candle Friends into thinking Robotuczy is the real Candle Man, and then stealing some of their important stuff?*

Maps: Okay then, we got our plan so let's go!

*(Time card says, "1 Hour Later…")*

Candle Man: *(Comes out of his bedroom)* Ugh, I can't sleep for some reason.

*(Candle Man walks down the stairs)*

Candle Man: Anyways, I'm hungry. *(goes into the kitchen, pulls an eggplant out of the fridge and eats it)* And I'm going to just be bored all day, with even an ant having run through the street has more energy than I do. UUUUUUUUUUUUGH! *(While walking back to his bed, he falls asleep right next to the stairs)*

*(Meanwhile, the Spammers are shown hiding in the Candle Friends' house with Robotuczy.)*

Maps: So, is that stupid real candle asleep?

Kitchbitch: Yes.

Whickey: Okay! And let's just… *(grabs Candle Man)* make it so the real Candle Man won't suspect anything… by *killing* him! *(Runs upstairs into Candle Man's room and throws Candle Man out the window from it, then runs right back to the other Spammers.)*

Robotuczy: I don't think *that* killed him! REEEEEEEEE-

Luis: Please, no. You are prohibited from making these noises. You still are too. Woo hoo!

Kitchen: Hello. You must act like Candle Man, and you must infiltrate this place when they aren't looking, Robotuczy.

Robotuczy: Okay, Kitchen Eraks.

Kitchen: Hello. This is Whickey Hickey, my boyfriend, he's going to have the most control over you.

Robotuczy: Okay. So what should I do, Whickey?

Whickey: I command you to go to Candle Man's bed and pretend-sleep in it.

Robotuczy: Okay! *(Goes upstairs and does just what he was told to do*

Gyux: Jwgykfykxgkfxktixyjryhry? *(Subtitles: How about throwing Candle Man into that trash can to further prevent him from noticing?)*

*(The other Spammers, apart from Kitchen, look confused)*

Kitchen: He meant we should throw Candle Man into the trash can.

Whickey: *(as he and the other Spammers are walking out of the house)* Yes yes! *(Grabs Candle Man and walks up to the trash can, and no, not Kitchen. However, Candle Man wakes up and sees Whickey hold him)*

Candle Man: AAAA! GET OFF ME YOU LITTLE-

*(Candle Man runs to his bed at the speed of light. But he notices Robotuczy, causing him to slow down)*

Candle Man: AA- okay. This must be just a mirror. Everything is okay. Wait, why is it sunny now?

Shaduck: *(suddenly appears)* Because it's 10AM now…?

Candle Man: AAAAAAAH! Don’t scare me like that! Whickey already scared me today!

Mystic: Whickey? How could he scare you today when you just woke up?

Candle Man: Suddenly, I woke up to see him grab me!

Shaduck: What were they doing?

Candle Man: *(Shrugs)* I have no idea, but we *must* find it out before anything bad happens!

Limefong: And what is THAT *(Points at Robotuczy)* in your bed?

Candle Man: Come on, it's just a mirror! Why else would I see myself there?

Mystic: That's someone that looks exactly like you, but *isn't* a mirror…which means..

Candle Man: *(realizes)* Yeah, that's not a mirror....

Limefong: This probably has something to do with the Spammers.

Candle Man: We need to get to the bottom of this!

Shaduck: So where did Whickey go after you saw him?

Candle Man: I just ran away from him. He shouldn't be too far.

Mystic: Then let's go get them.

*(They go outside of the house and see the Spammers run away)*

Candle Man: Get back here!

*(Suddenly, Robotuczy appears and grabs Candle Man's arm)*

Robotuczy: I don't think so.

Candle Man: Get off me!

*(Robotuczy and Candle Man fight into a corner, Mystic, Shaduck, and Limefong do not see anything. Robotuczy walks back out, pretending to be the real Candle Man)*

Robotuczy: I took care of him! Let's go back inside now.

Mystic: But what about the others?

Robotuczy: Don't worry, now that the robot is gone, they don't have anything against us.

Mystic: Hmm, yeah, let’s not have that be jinxed on us.

Limefong: Alright, let's go back.

Shaduck: Yeah.

*(Shaduck, Mystic, and Limefong go back into the house and close the door, Robotuczy still outside)*

Robotuczy: They have no idea the real Candle Man is unconscious! Hehe...

*(Robotuczy gets a call)*

Robotuczy: Yes?

Whickey: *(muffled voice as he is the one on the other side of the phone call)* Hello, this is your master Whickey Hickey here. You must steal the Candle Friends’ money, their properties, their... everything! Can you do it for me and my fellow Spammers?

Robotuczy: Affirmative, Mr. Hickey.

Whickey: Did you kill the real Candle Man?

Robotuczy: Well, he is unconscious, that’s all I could do for now.

Whickey: Okay, now let me go with you!

*(Whickey hangs up, and runs there in a matter of seconds)*

Whickey: Let me just programme you.

*(Whickey pulls a robot-controlling remote out of his pocket)*

Robotuczy: Okay, Mr. Hickey.

*(Robotuczy is shown coming into the living room of the Candle House, where Shaduck, Mystic, and Limefong are all shown doing things, Limefong watching TV while eating pizzas, Mystic reading a novel, and Shaduck looking on phone)*

Whickey: *(Meanwhile, he presses a “REC'' button on the remote, then talks through Robotuczy, with Whickey’s talking shown rather than Robotuczy’s, and whoever voices Whickey will sound)* Hello, guys. I’m back.

Mystic: Cool. But, what took you so long?

Robotuczy: Uh, nothing. So... what are we going to do now!

Shaduck: Exist?

Robotuczy: Yes, but what *else* should we do?

Mystic: Have a bit of fun!

Robotuczy: Good idea, -

*(scene cuts back to Whickey who is talking through Robotuczy via the remote)*

Whickey: -sweetie! *(Fake yawn)* Hmm… just let me take a-

*(Scene cuts to Robotuczy who is still being talked through)*

Robotuczy: -a nap…

*(Robotuczy walks up the stairs)*

Limefong: Something stinks here…

Mystic and Shaduck: *(pointing at each other)* IT’S HIM/HER *(Mystic says "him" and Shaduck says "her", and Limefong facepalms at this, and meanwhile scene fades and cuts into Robotuczy in Candle Man's room)*

Robotuczy: I know! They think I'm sleeping, but… actually I'm well awake! *(Grabs Teddy Mouse)* Hmm… maybe *(rips up Teddy Mouse) this* will help! *(He also starts causing mayhem in Candle Man's room in general until it looks like a straight up mess.)*

*(Scene cuts to Mystic, Limefong, and Shaduck.)*

Limefong: But, like, seriously! Something feels off to me about Candle Man… please, tell me you two also smell a rat...

Shaduck: I dunno, Luna’s not a rat.

*(Cuts to Whickey)*

Whickey: Now that you’ve done the room, do the entire house!

Robotuczy: *(as scene cut to him)* Now that you’ve done the room, do the-*(facepalms, likely Whickey did too)* Never mind…

*(Cuts to Robotuczy finding the frying pan in the kitchen)*

Robotuczy: Maybe this?

*(Robotuczy throws it out the window)*

Robotuczy: Haha! I feel so alive!

*(Robotuczy runs back up Candle Man's bedroom as the scene cuts to Mystic, Shaduck, and Limefong still discussing their suspicions)*

Shaduck: Not to mention the fact we *never* prevent anything the Spammers do that qui- What was that noise?

Mystic: Maybe Candle Man dropped something in his room?

*(Scene cuts to Robotuczy stealing Candle Man's wallet, and the treasures of Mystic, Shaduck, and Limefong, as he looks at the Mystix Wand and gathers it’s data, Mystic, Shaduck and Limefong go into Candle Man’s room, where Robotuczy is*)

Limefong: Umm, Candle Man, what are you doing?

Robotuczy: Uhhh, nothing…

Shaduck: Come on, Candle Man, speak up…

Limefong: Wait… why would Candle Man rob us? Hmm… *(Gasps in realization, becomes angry and points at Robotuczy)* THAT IS AN IMPOSTOR! NOT CREW- I mean CANDLE MAN!

*(cuts to Whickey)*

Whickey: They found out… how…? *NO, I AM NOT!*

*(cuts back to Robotuczy and the Main 4)*

Robotuczy: NO, I AM NOT!

Mystic: Yes, you are! You are the Spammers’ doppelganger! You aren't the real Candle Man! My darling angel would never steal stuff from us...

Robotuczy: Pfft. So?

Limefong: It's time to turn you off!

Robotuczy: No!

Shaduck: If not then, time to fight.

(Mystic, Limefong, and Shaduck start fighting against Robotuczy)

Mystic: Killasuis Spe- *(Attempts to do a kill spell on Robotuczy but Robotuczy punches her away before she could do it)* So if this is the *(almost gets hit by a fireball from Robotuczy)* fake one, what happened

*(Goes back to fighting Robotuczy but almost gets fireballed again)* to the real one?

Limefong, Mystic, and Shaduck: Uhh… *(widened eyes, but Robotuczy punches them to the wall while they are distracted by the thought)*

Robotuczy: *(evil laughter)* You'll never defeat me!

Mystic: Of course we'll defeat you!

Limefong: You only hit us *twice*!

Robotuczy: You won't stop me by complaining!

Shaduck: Yes, but I will stop you by teleporting!

*(Robotuczy almost shoots a fireball at Shaduck but Shaduck teleports to sit on Robotuczy’s head)*

Shaduck: Okay, time to reboot you!

*(Shaduck almost hits a reboot button but Robotuczy grabs him and throws him onto Limefong, who falls over)*

Shaduck: AHH!

Limefong: Yeah yeah, he could have thrown you onto Myst-

Robotuczy: I told you you can never stop me!

*(Whickey is shown giving Robotuczy a button that will unleash the poison from the previous episode, via the remote)* And if I hit this button all of Wikia will be poisoned *again*!

Mystic: No!

Robotuczy: Time to die, Wikia! Three! Two, One-

*(The real Candle Man whacks Robotuczy with the frying pan as Robotuczy blows a fuse)*

Candle Man: Yeah! *(Spins his frying pan around smugly)* Three, two, one, and you died! *(Accidentally hits himself with the frying pan)* Ow!

Mystic: Yay, Candle Man!

Limefong: You are back!

Shaduck: Yaya!

*(Cuts back to Whickey)*

Whickey: How did he...? I thought Candle Man died! *(Runs away, presumably to his and the other Spammers' lair)*

*(Cuts back to the Candle Friends)*

Mystic: Well, it's good to have the *real* you back.

Candle Man: *(When he accidentally hit himself with the frying pan, the wound is shown on his head and he puts a baby plaster on it)* Yeah, feels good to be back too. We showed them who's boss!

Mystic: Woo hoo!

Shaduck: Yeah!

Limefong: Jeah!

Candle Man: Now how to prevent this dirty robot from waking up again?

*(Limefong uses telekinesis on Robotuczy and throws him out with it, forcibly telekinesis-slamming him to the floor)*

Limefong: *(shape-shifts into an anthropomorphic raccoon that GREATLY resembles Tom Nook from Animal Crossing)*  *This* is how, jeah? *(shape-shifts back to normal)*

*(The Candle Friends walk out of Candle Man's room)*

Candle Man: Now let's all play video games because of how fun they are.

Mystic: Yeah! I’m in on that!

Limefong: **JEAH!**

Shaduck: NO!

*(Candle Man, Mystic, Shaduck, and Limefong walk to Limefong’s room, Shaduck drooping, meanwhile, scene cuts to the Spammers' lair as Whickey is walking in)*

Luis: So, how did the Robotuczy thing go, Whickey? Just wondering. I still am too. Woo hoo!

Whickey: Rrah! *Horribly*! The Candle Flips found out about Robotuczy not being the real Candle Man, **and** the real one killed the fake one!

Kitchen: But how, didn't he die?

Whickey: He somehow got revived!

Maps: Actually, Candle Man didn't die, he was just knocked out.

Dyaboy: Wait, how do you know?

Gyux: zldlzdzkdzkdzkzkdkgkk *(subtitles: "'Cause she's such a smartbutt.")*

Luis: Mind translating what he just said, Kitchenie? Because I am wondering. I still am too.

Kitchen: Uh, yeah, I do actually.

Whickey: Candle Man and his stupid friends have ruined our plans for too long! It ends soon and it's going to be really, **really** bad for Candle Man… *(looks down the floor, then maniacally laughs)*

*(Episode ends)*