Pilot/Full Episode

Ballerina (opening quote): Have you ever wished for something and then, after a while, you saw it and it was for you? Well, that's what my friends and I felt like one day...

(Taxi, Day)

Dancer: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How 'bout now?

Taxi Driver: If you say that one more time, I'mma kick y'all out, understand?

Emma: Dancer, it's not worth the risk.

Dancer: Are we there yet?

(They get pushed out of the taxi in front of their house)

Ballerina: WHAT ABOUT OUR BAGS?!

(All their suitcases are thrown at them as the driver pulls away)

Pearl: That went just how I wanted it to be.

(Ballerina turns to Dancer)

Dancer: *WHAT?*

Ballerina: You know what.

Shows JD: Meant To Be logo.

Ballerina is seen playing I'm An Albatraoz on the piano, as Dancer slowly walks up beside her

Dancer: SNUFFLESHUFFLEBUYAMUFFLE!

Ballerina: OH MY GOD! Dancer? I didn't see you there!

Dancer: Haha, joke's on you!

(Emma runs down the stairs)

Emma: **WHERE'S THE FIRE? OVER THERE? OVER THERE?! OVER THEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRE?!**

Dancer: Hi, Emma.

(Pearl walks in)

Pearl: Little late from my early aged nurse job. What's happening?

Emma: Nothing important, other than **BALLERINA** screaming for **NO DAMN REASON!**

Ballerina (muttering): Sorry.

(Kitty pops up from a box)

Kitty: Hellloooooo!

(Everyone is silent)

Emma: Well, run my Cry Baby CD over and call it broken up, you kidnapped a person with whiskers! This will be on my Twitter status!

Ballerina: Guys! This is my friend Kitty!

Emma: That explains the whiskers.

Ballerina: He's wanting to be in some band by us. Remember, our band Untitled?

Pearl: Seems corny to me.

Dancer: You think he's good enough to be in the group?

Ballerina: We'll see!

Dancer: I'll be watching TV in the process.

(turns it on to see...)

Dancer: Free...form??? What the hell is this? Where's ABC Family?

(Kitty looks at the logo)

Kitty: Doesn't Freeform remind you of sock made catapillers?

Ballerina: Who names their network Freeform?

Suddenly a huge rain and snow storm thumps on the house, blocking the TV signal.

Kitty: **WHOA WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!**

Dancer: A jalapeño fell on our house, what do you think?

Ballerina: Weather phenomenon.

Emma: Focus guys! How do we rehearse for our concert?

Dancer: Using *The Voice* skills.

Dancer sings Victorious by Panic! At The Disco.

Ballerina: That started out great!

Kitty: I would love to join your group. I can sing. Just start up Just Dance Unlimited and get started!

He chooses from the Just Dance Unlimited menu to sing Airplanes by B.o.B

Ballerina: Well, that covers that. You're in!

Emma: \*whispers\* Will he mess our chances up?

Dancer: Maybe.

Emma: What if it goes downhill? What if we never have anything to do after our first gig?! What if-?!

Pearl: Calm down, Emma. At least we have a new member!

Dancer: Everything is going to be great!

Kitty: I'm really happy to be a member!

Emma: What'll we do now?

Dancer, Pearl, and Ballerina: Let's go check Just Dance Wiki.

(They go on)

Ballerina: "Would you press a button that made you Sia but you weren't alive?" Dancer... what the hell is wrong with you?

Dancer: Would you press a button that made you Donald Trump?

Pearl: Would you press a button that made you sing a song?

Dancer, Pearl, and Ballerina proceed to pull out buttons from their pockets and sing Would You Press a Button?

Emma: Nice song! Little peculiar, but nice!

Kitty:

Ballerina: are you looking at us? Pressing buttons. Hmm, Is there a button that says "I'd laugh, but that's so dumb, I'm gonna slap you all the way to Timbuktu!"

Dancer: I'd say no

Emma goes into a corner and sings Emo is Amazing

After...

Dancer: Hey, why don't we come up with a name for the band?

Kitty: No, I want us to have our band name be Dancing Ballerina named Emma who has a Kitty and a Pearl.

Julia: hey it's me! How about Meant To Be?

Emma: cool!

Ballerina: time to show the fun

Dancer; Let's play JDU

They play Shut Up and Dance, and oh no,

Emma: a way to end a nice night, make kitty a bed, and then...

Dancer: let's sing Just Dance!

and the episode concludes with them singing Just Dance.