Lost THX "Tex" Trailer: A Toonbox Entertainment DVD Boxset

Most days, I feel like my life goes downhill every time I see a THX trailer or THX boxset. I bet you know what I fear the most. Don't know? Well I'll say it again. The characters getting killed and the jumpscares at the end are what scare me the most.

I'm about to tell you the next boxset I have encountered. The source material this time was Toonbox Entertainment. For those who are not familiar with this company, Toonbox Entertainment is a company in Canada that has produced movies like The Nut Job and Spark: A Space Tail.

However, some things that disappoint me is that 2 of their recent films, not counting the first Nut Job bombed at the box office. Those movies would be Spark: A Space Tail and The Nut Job 2: Nutty By Nature.

But clearly, I'm not here for my opinion on this company. The story I'm about to tell you is another THX boxset involving Toonbox Entertainment.

It all began when I was at a place called The Water's Edge in Oakland, California. My mom and I were visiting our grandfather who was possibly on the edge of passing away. When we finished visiting, we walked down to this place called The Salvation Army.

We went in there while my mom looked for some cheap house objects while I bought some familiar video tapes and DVDs. After about a few minutes of looking, I found another THX boxset. The cover consisted of Surly from The Nut Job and Spark from Spark: A Space Tail on what appeared to be a yellow background. The boxset was entitled "Toonbox Entertainment: The Ultimate THX Collection."

I found it as possibly an incredibly short boxset as it only had 2 characters on it. So I bought it and showed my mom what I found. We then went home.

My mom then informed me that she had a doctor's appointment to go to.

After she left, I took out the films that were in the boxset including the first 2 Nut Job movies and Spark: A Space Tail. That's when I saw the rare DVD inside the boxset.

The cover of the rare DVD had the same 2 characters in gray colored boxes. The DVD was titled "The Rare THX Trailer Made By Toonbox Entertainment." By watching this for a good view, I inserted the DVD into my DVD player and it began.

The first thing that popped up was the Universal logo from 2013 to present. It then showed previews for films like Minions: The Rise of Gru and The War With Grandpa. After that, it went to the language menu in a green background. The languages included English, Spanish, French, Italian, Korean and Japanese. I selected English, and it showed a montage of the first 3 Toonbox Entertainment movies in film order before directing me to the menu.

The menu consisted of Surly, Spark and Andie in different colored boxes including Tex. The menu options were Play, Scene Selection, Set Up and Bonus Features.

I hit play and it showed once again, another warning. This time, the warning said:

"This lost THX trailer you are about to see was made to promote the theatrical release of Open Road's new film "Separation" despite not being THX certified. It also contains disturbing scenes that are not meant to be viewed by people with sensitivity issues or children. Watch this trailer at your own risk!"

"Alright, let's do this!" I muttered.

The trailer began with a shot of Liberty Park as seen in The Nut Job 2: Nutty By Nature at night. Surly was sleeping on a tree branch while Andie, who could be heard in the distance said, "All animals unite for a meeting!" Surly got up when he heard that voice. All the animals including Precious, along with her husband Frankie and their 3 kids were there.

Andie then began the meeting with, "Ok everyone, listen up! Over the past few hours, I have been going around town hearing some strange rumors about a red robot killing a lot of innocent people. So as long as we all stay together, this killer should not enter our territory!"

The animals gasped when Andie mentioned it. Redline did his usual quote saying, "We're all gonna DIE!"

Surly asked, "Was it perhaps the old owners of the nut shop?"

Andie replied with, "That is a tough one Surly, but let's pretend that the robot is in our imagination!"

All of a sudden, they began hearing Tex's evil laughter. Andie gasped, but her gasp sounded more like Arthur from the TV show of the same name by PBS.

"He's here!" Andie said, getting very nervous.

The animals began looking around wondering where the noise came from. And then, Tex dropped down in front of the animals. Surly gasped in shock. Tex then began to speak. "Hello there little critters! Is it peanut butter I smell?"

As I could tell, Frankie and the 3 puppies were nowhere to be seen as if they hid from Tex.

Surly and Andy began confronting Tex.

Andie started the confrontation with, "Listen here, I've heard many rumors of you being a psychopath to almost everyone! You are to leave this park now before we attack you!"

Surly then said, "I agree with Andie, if the nut shop were alive and we had you in there, we could have trapped you inside there as the boiler exploded."

Tex said, "Oh really? I have some very decent plans to kill you guys. Let's make some peanut butter & jelly sandwiches with the sexiest texiest!"

Tex pulled out an AK-47 and shot at every animal in sight. But Surly and Andie weren't the victims of that shooting. The animals began screaming as they got shot.

Surly and Andie were hiding behind a tree. Andie was in tears.

"Surly?" Andie asked.

"Yes Andie?" Surly replied.

"Sometimes, I think the nut shop would've been a better place." Andie said.

Just then, Tex flew down in front of the 2 squirrels while saying, "Well little guys, since you 2 ran away, I'm afraid you are going to have to face the consequence!"

Tex then put a piece of duct tape over the chests of the 2 squirrels and then took out a large rock. He threw it at the squirrels as the 2 squirrels later died.

After he killed every animal in the park, he then went throughout Oakton with a flamethrower burning the entire city. As he did that, I could hear the screams of the people, and I could also hear the sound of multiple babies crying in the process.

Tex's laughter can still be heard.

The scene then cut to black as the sounds faded out.

But the trailer wasn't done yet.

It cut to the garbage dump from Spark: A Space Tail. Spark and Vix were doing what looked like a duel. As they kept dueling, Tex managed to come out of nowhere without evilly laughing or chuckling.

Tex said, "Hello unlucky sparkies!"

Spark and Vix screamed in fear. They turned around and saw Tex.

"Who are you? Are you working for Emperor Zhong?" Spark asked.

Tex then said, "No, but I am working for someone else, in which I won't mention. Now I'm going to murder you all!"

Vix then told Tex, "Hey, if you try to murder us, I will get someone to take you in, now leave this place!"

Tex replied to her saying, "Well you know what I'm going to do you?"

Spark and Vix responded with, "What is it?"

Tex pulled out a flamethrower and said, "I'm going to make some fox meat!"

He started the flamethrower and charged at Vix. As Vix burned, she screamed, but it sounded more realistic. Spark then made a run for it, but Tex was on his path.

As Spark kept running, Chunk threw a rock at him and then said, "You leave us alone! You don't deserve to be here!"

Tex said, "Is that so piggy? Take this sucker!"

Tex charged at Chunk with a chainsaw as he began killing him. Chunk then screamed like he was in pain.

Spark then hit Tex with his staff a few times and said, "This is your last warning, get away from this garbage dump now!"

Tex then got up and said, "Nah, I won't. Goodbye little monkey!"

He then took out a spear and stabbed Spark into the chest. Spark's dead corpse kinda terrified me. I then felt the urge to vomit. So I paused the DVD, went to the bathroom and vomited.

I then unpaused it, as it was at a black screen for 5 seconds.

It then cut to a shot of the THX logo as it appears in the Moo Can trailer. On the floor, Bolts and Blip from the TV series of the same name can be seen completely dead, and no, Bolts and Blip did not appear in Spark.

And then, the screaming deep note played. But it belonged to many characters including Surly, Andie, Redline, Spark, Chunk and Vix. The screams were loud, but not loud enough to hurt my ears, which was a rather good thing.

Tex then dropped down like he did in the Moo Can trailer. He held up the head of who appeared to be Cal Brunker, the director of the 2nd Nut Job movie. I gasped at the sight of it. Tex spoke by saying:

"Hello there sparkies! The evil Sexy Texy is back at it again by killing your favorite characters from an animation studio called Toonbox Entertainment. It's because you people feared me and my company. So I am getting revenge by watching your favorite characters get killed by me. I also killed one of the directors of the movies featured in the trailer. Now remember this unlucky sparkies, if you ever fear me, my company, or the villains from any of the Toonbox Entertainment movies, I will find you, your family, your address, your city and every person you know. Sayonara, and to all a good night!"

Tex dropped the head of Cal Brunker and flew off into the dark sky while evilly laughing. The slogan dropped down saying "The Audience Is Listening." But the text was more red colored like blood. It then faded to black.

It stayed like this for about 10 seconds. When I was about to eject the DVD, an edited picture of Surly came on the screen. It was the scene from the first Nut Job movie where Surly and Buddy begin looking for food and they come across the nut shop in which Surly looks at a sign of the shop.

However, his eyes were red with black pupils like in that Kill Me Baby trailer, and he was crying blood. It was accompanied with a loud version of the gut wrenching/Howie scream and a little girl's very loud scream.

It then took me back to the menu. I was completely nervous after watching that trailer.

My mom came home just in time and I showed her the trailer. She believed me.

The next day, I smashed the rare DVD and wrote an email to Toonbox Entertainment and THX. They told me that Adam Kennington was responsible for making the trailer. They then later fired him from the studio after what he made.

I do believe there are more boxsets like this out there. So if you come across them, leave it be and move on.

The End.