Pilot

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**Pilot** is the first episode of Season 1A of *The Family*, and the first episode overall*.* It was released on December 6, 2015 - read it here:

## Main cast

* Queen Steph as Steph
* Melanie Martinez as Isabela
* Mr. Wubbzy as Wubbzy
* Idekmandy as Mandy
* Mandy Fitzpatrick as Criminal
* Victoria Smurfit as Claire

## Recurring cast

* Micayla as Micayla
* NanoPower512 as Nano
* XxSolarEclipseXx as XxSolarEclipsexX

## Episode

**Steph:** Oh today is a great day to greet my family.

**Steph:** where is my daughter?

**Steph:** Bela!!!

**Micayla:** what is happening?

**Steph:** Bitch what the fuck nothing’s happening.

**Micayla:**have you seen my wife, my sister is having trouble.

**Steph:**No.

**Micayla:** Fuck you bitch.

*Micayla leaves.*

**Steph:** ???

**Wubbzy:** What are you doing bitch???

**Steph:** I’m looking for b-

**Wubbzy:** I’m Linda Clark now.

**Wubbzy:** I will destroy Isis.

*Wubbzy* leaves.

**Steph:** what the fuck is happening.

**Mandy:** Hi.

**Steph:**Oh hi Mandy didn't see you there

**Mandy:** Where’s bae

**Steph:** I’m looking for her

**Mandy:** Oh ok I’m drawing but I can help I think

*In* the meantime...

**Bela:** Wtf this cant be happening

**Criminal:** what

**Bela:** shit since when are you here

**Criminal:** aaa

**Bela:** aaaaaaaaa

**Nano:** wtf

*Nano* leaves.

**Bela:** wtf just happened

**Nano:** idk

**Nano:** wtf

*Nano* leaves.

*Nano* enters.

*Nano* leaves.

**Bela:** ok????

**Claire:** hi what’s happening?

**Crminal:** apparently something bad

**Bela:** YEAH SOMETHING BAD

**Lachi:** what's going on?

*Lachi* is away.

**Bela:** weren’t u here a second ago but ok

**Bela:** so um some shit is going on and I kind of have to go to hell

**Criminal:** wtf

**Claire:** what the hell

**Bela:** yeah exactly hell

**Bela:** well see yall in a min

*Bela* leaves.

**Criminal:** wtf just happened

**Claire:** wanna go eat something

**Criminal:** ok

*Back* to super queen mommy

**Steph:** ok where is her I’ve been looking for five minutes

**Mandy:** ikr

**XxSolarEclipsexX:** shes a mexican slut

**XxSolarEclipsexX:** everyone is a slut

**XxSolarEclipsexX:** lenti ♥

**XxSolarEclipsexX:** im bringing my socks hre

**XxSolarEclipsexX:** oh i cant im lazy

*XxSolarEclipsexX* was kicked by Queen Steph.

*A* faint "YASSSS" can be heard in the distance.

**Mandy:** same

**Steph:** wtf who was that

**Mandy:** probably some rapist idk

**Steph:** we got to keep looking for my daughter

*Steph* and Mandy come across Criminal and Claire.

**Steph:** hi

**Steph:** have you seen my daughter

*Criminal* accidentally lets some Cheetos escape her grip.

**Steph:** ill punish u later

**Claire:** yeah we’ve seen her

**Criminal:** she went to hell

**Steph:**ok o-

**Steph:** NO WE HAVE A FAMILY DINNER TONIGHT SHE CANT

**Bela:** hi I’m back

**Steph:** thank god

**Mandy:** hi bae ♥♥♥

**Bela:** HI BAE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

**Criminal:** what did u do

**Bela:** apparently I shouldn’t have sent NooScreamedAnakin to Hell because she was still alive

**Bela:**I just sent Anakin back here

**Bela:** and the people who said I couldn’t have are dead

**Claire:** every Sunday

**Bela:** sorry

*The* doorbell rings.

**Steph:** here they are for the family dinner!!!