Halloween Feast

How do you FIENDS like my HACK-O-LANTERN?  It will surely SHED SOME FRIGHT this FEAR on All Hallows Eve heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.  SHRIEKING OF Halloween, that's the TERRIFYING-TOPIC of tonight's FESTERING-FABLE!  There are TRICKS AND TREATS within this SLIME-SLICKER called...

A group of four teenage nerds walked onto a block in the town of Beaver Forest, Kentucky, back on Halloween Night, 1969.  They all were dressed in skeleton costumes and walked through the front yard of a house.  "This is my Neighbor's address fellas.  This here Halloween party is gonna be better than kids around here trick-or-treatin' tonight" one of the nerds spoke to the other ones.  "Yep, Claude, y'all could bet they have spooky surprises!" a second one said in reply to him.  "Y'all know it, Ralph" Claude spoke to him.  Claude then knocked on the door of the door and a young girl answered it.  "Oh, Happy All Hallows' Eve boys.  Come in please" the young girl said to Claude, Ralph and the other two, inviting them.  "Hello, Greta, Happy Halloween.  Thanks for inviting us to your Halloween Feast here" Claude said, answering her.  "Oh, why, you are welcome, Claude" Greta smiled, replying to him.  Claude, Ralph and the last two nerds walked passed her into the home.  "I'm Ralph!" Ralph introduced himself to her as.  "Hi I'm Don and this is our Friend Harry" one of the other nerds introduced himself to Greta as, then introduced the last teenager to her as.  "Hi Greta Happy Halloween!" Harry said to her with a grin.  "Pleased to meet you boys Happy All Hallows Eve.  Welcome" Greta said back.  The teens followed Greta down the hall to the dining-room where a little girl sat at the table.

"This is my Sister Anne boys!" Greta introduced the little girl to them as.  "Howdy.  Happy Halloween!" Claude, Ralph, Don and Harry all said to Anne.  "Hi there!  Happy All Hallows' Eve" Anne said back, replying with a grin.  Suddenly, male laughter was heard from somewhere outside and Ralph glanced out Greta and Anne's dining-room-window.  "Ah no.  It's Frank, Bobby and Denny fellas!" Ralph said to Harry, Claude and Don.  "Great!  They beat me up two weeks ago in History Class before anybody else showed up guys" Don explained.  "Yeah, they are the local gang of high school bullies, Greta" Ralph explained to her, taking off his mask.  Don removed his skeleton-mask too and scratched his head.  "Oh, I am so sorry Don" Greta was telling him and then glanced at her sister.  "Please sit down boys" Greta invited them and they all sat at the dining-room-table.  "Those fellas have been following us, Claude" Ralph said to him and Claude took off his skull-mask.  "Y'all think my Friends and I could spend more time here this evenin' t'stay away from those guys please Greta?" Claude asked her.  "Yes indeed" she said, smiled and sat down next to Anne.  Meanwhile, three teenage bullies were outside, jumping into Anne and Greta's yard and stopped at the side of their home.  They were all laughing and wore white face paint.  "Alright, y'all wait right around here Bobby, and Frank and I will go on the other side of the house.  When Harry, Claude, Don and Ralph come out of the house, we'll ambush those losers got it?" one bully said to another one.  "Alright, Denny, those jerks will get a Halloween beatin' and shall look like bloody skeletons" Bobby said back in reply to him.  "Indeed.  Come on Frank!" Denny agreed with him then told he third bully.  "Right behind y'all Denny" Frank whispered, and he and Denny took off.

Bobby opened a bottle of Jameson Irish Whiskey and swigged it down, crouching down.  All of a sudden, a shadowy-figure stood in front of him then.  "Hey, buddy, get outta here, or I'll kill ya!!" Bobby whispered to the stranger.  The figure stepped into glow of one of the streetlights and their eyes were solid-white.  The teenage boy glared at Bobby with his pupil less-eyes that were wide, and the teenage boy was black and wore a black cap backwards as he hissed eerily at the bully.  He stood in a black t-shirt, white dress-pants and white loafers, revealing white fangs, being a vampire.  Bobby screamed spilling his liquor in the grass and the black vampire dove on top of him, clutching his throat and tearing into his flesh on his face with its fangs.  Meanwhile, within the dining room, Harry, Claude, Ralph and Don all ate bowls of popcorn with Anne and Greta, while they all listened to a record of "Turn! Turn! Turn!" By The Byrds on a record-player in the room.  "Wow, great song Greta.  A classic from The Byrds!" Claude said to her from across the table.  "I heard it is indeed a classic song Claude" she answered.  Outside, the vampire hissed as it walked off from the dead body of Bobby.  Denny and Frank peeked in three of the windows of Greta and Anne's ranch-style house.  "There are only those two gals in this house, Frank" Denny whispered to him.  "We can beat 'em up 'til they're dead along with those jerks" he continued telling Frank.  "Yeah, let's go tell Bobby, Denny" Frank told him and the two bullies ran around the back of the home.  They got their switch-blades out of their jacket-pockets, flicking them open and found Bobby's corpse in the grass.  "Y'all look at what happened t'Bobby man!!!" Frank said to Denny, gasping in shock.  The vampire hissed at them then from the side of the house and attacked Denny, ripping into his face with its piercing-fangs, as its solid-white eyes widened and Denny screamed.  Frank stabbed the thing in the back of the head with his switch-blade-knife, but it just kept on gnawing on Denny's flesh within the shadows.  Orange slime oozed out of the thing's head and Frank yanked the knife out of the thing's skull, as he screamed.

Denny stopped screaming and the monster dropped his corpse, hissing with more slime of orange dripping out of its head.  Frank ran screaming in horror, bursting into the house through the front door.  He ran to the dining-room down the hallway and the nerds saw him and gasped in fear.  Greta and Anne got up from the table and approached the bully.  "Alright, y'all freaks, Halloween party's over!!" Frank shouted at the nerds, Anne and Greta.  Greta and her sister backed him into the hall and when Frank tried to stab her with his knife, she revealed ferocious fangs, also being a vampire.  Greta's eyes turned solid-black and her skin grew a dead white, her blonde long, straight hair turned a dead black color, along with her long and flowing-dress of red.  The vampire in the now black dress hissed at the bully and he gasped in horror.  Anne passed a lit-candle within the dark hallway and her skin was also now a pale white, she had gold-colored-fangs of her own, and her eyes now were also a solid gold color.  She stopped walking in her long and flowing-dress of white and hissed eerily at the bully.  The vampire that was Greta gnawed directly into Frank's forehead, causing him to scream and drop his weapon, as the blonde, long, curly-haired vampire with the yellow hair clips in it that was Anne watched her inhuman-sister feast in the darkness.  The sounds of scraping, ripping and gnawing of flesh were heard from Greta.  The vampire that was Anne hissed in laughter as she twirled her dead-white fingers in her hair.  Six minutes later, Anne and Greta returned to their dining-room, both carrying skeletons.  "Wow, great Halloween outfits Anne and Greta!" Ralph told them.  "What happened to Frank, Greta?" Harry asked her.  "Oh, those bullies shall not harm you boys any longer Harry" she answered him.  The black vampire came into the room from the hall.  "Ah, Happy All Hallows Eve boys!  I am Clarence.  A Friend of Greta and Anne's.  I live on the next block over" he introduced himself to the teenagers as and explained.  "Howdy, pal, Happy Halloween!" Claude replied to Clarence.  "I brought the main dish of meat for Anne and Greta's Halloween Feast here fellas.  There is plenty of meat for everyone.  I will just go get it from outside" Clarence said to the nerds, as he held a skeleton.  All of the skeletons were dressed in the clothes of the bullies.

Hee-Hee, that Halloween Feast now looks like SKELETONS OF FUN eh?  Denny, Frank and Bobby's remains can make great DE-GORE-RATIONS!  Denny and Frank thought that Greta and Anne would be SUCKERS in their plan to attack them along with the nerds.  They were indeed SUCKERS...BLOOD SUCKERS that is aha-ha-ha-ha!