Adventure to Zakonia

* 10:12Hiddenlich\*A group of adventurers hike through a hilly forest on the planet of Zakonia
* 10:13Garbled Red TextMandibul: Where were we goin' again?
* 10:14HiddenlichAsa: We're going to a village in the middle of this damp and cramped forest!
* 10:15ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Why did i subscribe to the intergalactic adventurers association?
* 10:15Garbled Red TextMandibul: Oh, right.
* 10:15Beckitten27beck: it's better than sitting at home all day
* 10:15Garbled Red TextMandibul: I wonder why my ol' cusin' Reddy didn't come with me.
* 10:15HiddenlichAsa: Don't ask me
* 10:16Garbled Red TextMandibul: I am just participaitin' in thy' conversation with Arm'geddon here.
* 10:16HiddenlichAsa: Ohs
* Asa: Nevermind then
* 10:16Garbled Red TextMandibul: How much more to we have until we reach the village?
* \*do
* 10:17HiddenlichAsa: A little bit over a mile
* 10:17ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Wait, who's your cousin?
* 10:17Garbled Red TextMandibul: Redmond Trojillo.
* Mandibul: Why'd yee' ask?
* 10:18ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: He's an old buddy of mine!
* 10:18Garbled Red TextMandibul: Oh, yeah?
* 10:18Beckitten27beck: i've definitely seen him before
* 10:18Garbled Red TextMandibul: I didn't expect him to make friends so fast, considering he's been in your neighborhood for a month and something.
* 10:19ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Let's say that i call friend even a serial killer who tries to decapitate me.
* 10:19HiddenlichAsa: Ouch! Those Zakonian Wasp stings hurt!
* 10:19Beckitten27beck: he's not really the friendly type, it's more like he doesn't mind being around me so much
* 10:19Hiddenlich\*Asa slaps the site of the sting
* 10:19Garbled Red TextMandibul: As long as I heard, Arma, he's not a serial killer, but rather a part of some group, that aims to kill russians.
* Mandibul: Like the KKK if they aimed at Russians.
* 10:20ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Well, mine was an example, i don't really know much except he had an hard past. \*Armageddon slashes off grass\*
* 10:20Garbled Red TextMandibul: Yeah...
* 10:21HiddenlichAsa: So he's part of a friendly neighborhood Ku Klux Klan against Russians? Great
* 10:21Garbled Red TextMandibul: His was an actress...
* Mandibul: A very drunk one.
* \*his mom
* Mandibul: Hell, she even gave Reddy's brother a weird name...
* 10:21ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Uh? Like what?
* 10:21Garbled Red TextMandibul: "Warlock"
* Mandibul: Since she participated in some Wizard moviel.
* 10:22ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: ....Well, my middle name is Armageddon, and my brothers are named after Doomsdays too, so i guess that ain't that strange after all
* 10:22Garbled Red TextMandibul: Then she got drunk and then forced my dad to name him that, since she thought it would sound cool.
* Mandibul: Well, that's interesting.
* \*Mandibul picks a bunch of flowers and puts him in his backpack
* 10:23HiddenlichAsa: I thought your name was familiar
* 10:23Garbled Red TextMandibul: In what sense, pal?
* 10:23Hiddenlich\*He was talking to Armageddon
* 10:23Garbled Red TextMandibul: Nevermind..
* 10:24HiddenlichAsa: We Salarians don't study human religion very extensively.
* Asa: That's why I didn't quite understand-
* 10:24Garbled Red TextMandibul: And I am an atheist.
* 10:24Hiddenlich\*Asa stands still
* 10:24ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Oh, what human religion? I'm from the Leaxian Conf-
* 10:25Garbled Red TextMandibul: What is it?
* 10:25HiddenlichAsa: ...
* 10:25Garbled Red TextMandibul:....?
* 10:26Beckitten27beck is quiet, but also curious
* 10:26Hiddenlich\*There is a Morolaath chewing on a tree stump ( Picture for a reference:  )
* Asa: I thought this trail was safe.
* 10:27Garbled Red TextMandibul: \*whispering\* I guess not...
* 10:27ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: ...Can i kill it?
* 10:28HiddenlichAsa: If you can get close enough to it without setting it off
* 10:28Garbled Red TextMandibul: Well I ain't got a lot to fight with.
* Mandibul: Just mah' trusty huntin' rifle.
* 10:28ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Swords>Guns... \*Armageddon approaches silently\*ù
* 10:29Garbled Red TextMandibul: I will just stay away from that thing then.
* \*Mandibul slowly backs away
* 10:30Hiddenlich\*The Morolaath uses its tongue to pull out a bird nest from a low tree branch
* 10:30Beckitten27beck backs away carefully
* 10:30HiddenlichAsa: \*Thinking\* The Intergalactic Adventurers Association is going to hear about this...
* \*It is unaware of Armageddon's presence
* 10:31Garbled Red TextMandibul: Why isn't there anythin' to use to attack dem' thing?
* 10:31ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon tries to impalate its back.
* 10:32HiddenlichMorolaath: AWOOOOOOOOOO!!!
* \*The Morolaath is in pain from the sword
* Asa: KILL IT! KILL IT!
* 10:33Garbled Red Text\*Mandibul runs at the creature and starts bashing his rifle like a bludgeon at the Morolaath's legs
* 10:33ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon slashes again, and again, and again.
* 10:33Garbled Red TextMandibul: \*battle scream\*
* 10:34Hiddenlich\*The Morolaath is killed from the combined effort of Armageddon's slashes and Mandibul's rifle attacks
* 10:34Garbled Red TextMandibul: Hah!
* 10:34ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Nice job, buddy!
* 10:34HiddenlichAsa: Bravo to both of you!
* 10:34Garbled Red TextMandibul: Nah'.
* Mandibul: You're the guy who did more, sir.
* 10:34Hiddenlich????: Grrrr...
* 10:35Garbled Red TextMandibul: What was that?
* 10:35Hiddenlich\*Mandibul feels liquid roll down his back
* 10:35Garbled Red TextMandibul: The hell is that?!
* 10:36ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: ...its mother?
* 10:36Beckitten27beck: that was probably a baby, and it's mother is mad
* 10:36HiddenlichAsa: Bl-bl-blind WOLF!
* 10:36Garbled Red TextMandibul: What?!
* Mandibul: Ah' shucks!
* 10:36Hiddenlich\*The mother screams
* \*Other Morolaath come out from holes dug into the ground
* Asa: RUN!
* 10:37Garbled Red TextMandibul: I suppose we retreat now!@
* 10:37ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: I GUESS KILLING THEM ALL ISN'T AN OPTION
* 10:37Garbled Red Text\*Mandibul runs away
* 10:37ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon runs like a scared little girl
* 10:37Hiddenlich\*Asa runs away like a cowardly Jackal
* 10:38Garbled Red TextMandibul: I di'n't know that this was a part of the program...
* 10:38Beckitten27beck runs after them
* 10:38HiddenlichAsa: WHY INTERGALACTIC ADVENTURERS ASSOCIATION? WHY HAVE YOU BROUGHT US TO A NEST OF-
* \*Asa trips over a bush
* 10:38Beckitten27beck: i don't think this was planned
* 10:39Garbled Red Text\*Mandibul helps Asa up
* \*get up
* 10:40HiddenlichAsa: THANK YOU!
* \*Asa starts running again
* 10:40Garbled Red Text\*Mandibul runs again
* 10:41HiddenlichAsa: I HATE THIS-
* 10:41Garbled Red TextMandibul: Me too!
* Mandibul: Are far enough from those things yet?
* 10:42Hiddenlich\*A Morolaath grabs Asa with its mouth
* Asa: AHHHHH!!!
* 10:42Garbled Red TextMandibul: Dah' shticks!
* 10:42Hiddenlich\*Another Morolaath fights over the captured adventurers
* 10:42Garbled Red Text\*Mandibul takes out his rifle and starts shooting at the Morolaath
* 10:42ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: WELL, SOMETHING COULD GO WORSE! IT COULD BE RAINING!
* 10:42Hiddenlich\*The Morolaath die from the bullets
* \*However, their bodies crush Asa
* 10:43Garbled Red TextMandibul: Ah, s\*\*t!
* \*Mandibul tries to push the bodies from Asa
* 10:44Hiddenlich\*Asa's bloody corpses is starting to attract insects
* \*Corpse
* 10:44Garbled Red TextMandibul: God dammit!
* \*Mandibul picks up Asa's body and runs from the insects
* Mandibul: Where can we find shelter from all dat' crass?!
* 10:44ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: ...I... don't know?
* 10:45Garbled Red TextMandibul: Urgh!
* 10:45HiddenlichBOOM!
* 10:45Garbled Red TextMandibul: Why of all places did we get onto this godforskaen place!
* 10:45Hiddenlich\*A large boulder crushes a group of Morolaath
* BOOM!
* \*Another boulder takes out a tree
* 10:46Garbled Red TextMandibul: Agh!
* 10:46Beckitten27beck: i don't know, but we need shelter, and fast
* 10:46ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Uh oh..
* 10:46HiddenlichBOOM! \*A third boulder nearly crushes Beck
* 10:46Garbled Red TextMandibul: Look for anything!
* Mandibul: A cave, a pit, anything!
* 10:47ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: JUMP ON MY SHOULDERS, GUYS
* 10:47Beckitten27beck does so
* beck: i trust you
* 10:48Garbled Red TextMandibul: Like we have a choice
* \*Mandibul does the same]
* 10:48ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: I'll try to save you...
* 10:49Hiddenlich\*The remaining Morolaath are closing in
* 10:49Garbled Red TextMandibul: These are the most determined things I've ever seen.
* Mandibul: And I thought that ol' Gangadiddle was a stubborn fool.
* 10:49ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: TEEEEECHNIQUE OF ARMAGEDDON....
* Armageddon takes a deep breath, and then releases a poisonous wind from his mouth to the Morolaaths
* 10:51Garbled Red TextMandibul: Woah!
* 10:51Hiddenlich\*The Morolaaths start to walk around in a drunk-like manner
* \*Some of them become unconscious
* 10:52ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Okay, they should... have been beaten now.
* 10:52Beckitten27beck: i almost feel bad for anyone that's your enemy
* 10:52Garbled Red TextMandibul: Now that's a mighty fine thing there.
* 10:53Hiddenlich\*The last Morolaath becomes unconscious
* 10:53ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Really, beck?
* 10:54Garbled Red TextMandibul: No time fo' small talk.
* Mandibul: Let
* \*let's get outta' here before the things come back up
* 10:55Beckitten27beck: sorry
* beck: that was not smart
* 10:56ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: what do you mean?
* 10:58Beckitten27beck: i need to not say stupid things
* 10:59Garbled Red TextMandibul: Like what?
* 10:59ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: well, actually, i take that as a compliment... no one ever said that before.
* 11:00Garbled Red TextMandibul: Let's get outta' here people
* Mandibul: I don't wanna' run from dem' things again.
* 11:00Beckitten27beck: oh
* 11:00ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: right.
* 11:00Beckitten27beck: yes, let's go
* 11:00ArmageddongeeITAAmrageddon walks towards the supposed city
* 11:00HiddenlichBOOM! \*A fourth bolder crushes a group of trees
* 11:00Garbled Red Text\*Mandibul follows
* Mandibul: And away from this hill thing from which the boulders fall.
* 11:01Hiddenlich\*Boulder
* 11:02Garbled Red TextMandibul:...
* 11:02ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Uh, right
* 11:03Hiddenlich\*The three approach a stone-paved trail
* 11:03Garbled Red TextMandibul: Finalleh', back on dem' road.
* 11:03ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: What do we do now?
* 11:04Garbled Red TextMandibul: What were we s'possed to do when we came here in thy' first place?
* 11:05ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: ...adventure?
* 11:06Hiddenlich\*There is music coming from a nearby bonfire: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ultdgktrm\_s
* 11:07Garbled Red TextMandibul: Oh, boy cheese and crackers! I hear music!
* Mandibul: I say we see what it's about over there.
* 11:09Hiddenlich\*There are Zabrak tribals performing a Morolaath sacrifice ritual
* 11:10Garbled Red TextMandibul: I say we not borhter 'em.
* 11:12ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Cool stuff...
* 11:12HiddenlichZabrak Tribal: OKO TESSA LEKORO! LEA MEA ETTO KARO!
* \*The village can be seen in the distance
* 11:13ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: ...oh no
* 11:14Garbled Red TextMandibul: What?
* 11:15Beckitten27beck: what's wrong?
* ADgee has joined the chat.
* 11:15ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: angry natives.
* hi ad
* 11:15ADgeeBack
* 11:15Hiddenlich\*A group of Zabrak Tribals approach the group
* \*Their guns are lowered
* 11:16Garbled Red TextMandibul: Well that might be a sign of friendliness.
* Mandibul: Right>
* \*?
* 11:16ADgeeCan someone explain me the o
* plot\*?
* 11:16HiddenlichI would tell you in private messages, but you blocked me
* 11:17ADgee
* Weird
* There
* 11:18HiddenlichAnyways, the role-play is about a group of adventurers who travelled to the planet of Zakonia.
* They just got out of the forest and are approaching the village.
* \*A forest
* Zabrak Tribal: Are you the group of star travelers our chief told us about?
* 11:19Garbled Red TextMandibul: Yes, sir.
* ADgee has left the chat.
* 11:20HiddenlichZabrak Tribal: \*To the other tribals\* Then our ritual is complete
* Zabrak Tribal: We seen the blind wolves that chased after you. That is why we shot boulders into the forest
* 11:22Garbled Red TextMandibul: Well, thanks for thy' help, sir.
* 11:23HiddenlichZabrak Tribal: It is a pleasure to help keep visitors safe from Anukao
* 11:26ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Uh, hello.