Everything's Rosie (2009 Pilot)

Some of you users may remember the CBeebies Series Everything's Rosie. It's about a girl named Rosie, who surprisingly resembles Lil Pump. Rosie has many friends, from Raggles to Oakley. The show first aired in May 2010 and ended on Valentine's Day of 2017, plus an official pilot in 2007-8 that never aired to the public. However, there was a second pilot in 2009 that was later scrapped due to how the idea was too brutal and disturbing.

## Discovering The Pilot

This took place in 2019, before I saw The Abominable Snow Bear's Early Draft. I typed in on YouTube to see about Everything's Rosie, I scrolled through the videos and saw that there was a video titled "Everything's Rosie 2009 Pilot RARE". I thought this was clickbait, but when I clicked on it, I was fooled.

It was real...

## Watching The Pilot

It started with the old BBC warning screens from the 2000s, then it showed a black screen, with white text reading "EVERYTHING'S ROSIE" in the Gill Sans font like the original BBC logo used. It faded to black and showed Rosie, as a cartoon human baby. Rosie's parents gave her a Raggles toy, but then Rosie vomited blood all over Raggles. This disgusted me, because it was actual vomiting that was chroma-keyed onto the scene.

It showed a time card reading "5 years later" and Rosie was an older child, but what shocked me was that Rosie was bald, as well as veins visibly shown on her head. Rosie's Raggles toy had lost one of his arms. It then shows Rosie being taken to Big Bear's house (who is additionally human, but is known as Barry). Big Bear, in the actual show, was always kind & gentle, but him in this pilot is violent, scary & strict to Rosie. It then showed Holly, who still wore the same bow, and Archie the chameleon, who in this pilot, is Holly's pet. I thought Archie looks cute in the show and the pilot, but then it shows Barry swiping Archie off of Holly's shoulder. I was worried that Barry would kill Archie, and wanna know what? HE DID INDEED! This made me extremely sad, since Archie was my #1 favourite character I ever saw in the show.

What made no sense, was that Archie was introduced for the very first time in the episode "Now You See Me, Now You Don't" which aired in 2011, but this episode aired in 2009 which completely confused me. But then it showed Barry shredding Raggles up in a blender. Then it showed Barry grabbing a guillotine and cutting Holly's Bow off. This disturbed me; Holly's skull and brain were visible as well as large amounts of blood dripping down her head.

Barry spotted Will, who was holding a toy of Bluebird (who apparently isn't a Bluebird, rather a Hornbill). Barry got a potato peeler and peeled open the veins on Will's wrists and shoved him out of the window. Barry then got molotov cocktail and burned the Bluebird toy.

Rosie ran away, but then stepped on an hourglass spider. I watched as Rosie got bitten and died. It is unknown what happened to Barry, either he commited suicide or his neighbours called the police to kill him.

It showed the credits, but once again, it was on a black screen in Gill Sans text. Some of the people I knew, but some I didn't. People like Ajmal Kasab and Vladimir Putin appeared in the credits, which angered me, since Ajmal Kasab was a terrorist, and Vladimir Putin is currently attacking Ukraine. The episode suddenly glitched and ended.

## The Aftermath

I reported the video and the user who uploaded it, and the episode was never seen again.