New Kickassia

New Kickassia! Better than the old!

The **Republic of New Kickassia**, or just **New Kickassia**, is a nation located on the forest moon, Celanto, that orbits Edoria. It is a place where virtual reality can meet reality any time. A nation that has the largest population of and home to almost every Vtuber there is. However, it has nothing to do with the original Kickassia no matter the claims. But it does have web personalities such as the Nostalgia Critic, Angry Video Game Nerd, Angry Joe and many others living here.

## History

### Formation

When the second phase of the apocalypse came, many fictional characters that are internet reviewers along with many Vtubers try to make their way towards Earth, or Prime Earth, to meet their creators. However, the newly formed United Nations & Creations won't allow it. They claim that doing so won't end well. They keep on saying that people being with their duplicate, in and if some shape or form, would lead to disaster. They say that it would be like a clone trying to replace the original and the original wouldn't like it, fighting between creation and creator that would result in death and other excuses. The creations stand firm on trying to see their creators, but are force to leave at gunpoint with a massive armada of Galactic Empire and Dominion ships that forced many to turn away. Even Comicron-1, the most powerful ship they had, wouldn't stand against the onslaught.

And so, many left to a new galaxy in the real universe along with many exiles. All have appeared on a forest moon of the third planet in the newly named Babel System. Thanks to the technology of Comicron-1, they manage to create a very small city close to a river and a lake thirty miles away from the nearest ocean. Before settling in, everyone tried to come up with a new form of democratic government that would use digital technology as well as a name of the new nation. One internet reviewer, the Nostalgia Critic, wanted to name it New Kickassia. There were some, including his closest friends, were against it at first because they don't want a repeat of a dictatorship of the first Kickassia. Lumi steps up to be the candidate of president along with Ai Kizuna, Multiverse Monarch, Linkara, Angry Joe, Ike Eveland and many, many others. But by popular vote, Lumi won. And so, on October 29th, New Kickassia was created.

### Founding of the Confederacy

Not long after their founding, the new nation made contact with Marcus Silversword before the nation Exilios was established. He, along with a few other leaders of different nations, negotiated and debate on creating their own kind of supranational union where all that have been exiled have a chance to survive and work together. All boarded Comicron-1 to discuss it. Marcus Silversword believed that it should be a confederacy where it will have a weak authoritarian and people can be independent yet still rely on each other. He offered up the services of some people he knows that have the power to control and manipulate reality around them. He agreed to do so if the United Confederacy of Exiles can work.

As they did, a flood of refugees and impoverish outcasts were sent in via the stargates. They told the new nations about everything that had happen. The United Nations & Creations said that the reason why they were kicked out is because the nations say that they had to make room for other creations even though they now have space travel to place people somewhere else. Others turn out to be disgruntled and don't wanna follow the UN&C, saying it is more of a scam. No one knows the official reason as of yet, but they expected there is something big going on. Something pulling the strings of everyone that is part of the UN&C.

The two people he sent to New Kickassia saved many lives from vicious creatures that are identical to the megafauna from the video game, Evolve. These two saved the new nation along with a few more that were still in development that had the support of starting the United Confederacy of Exiles. Thanks to their actions, New Kickassia joined the Confederacy.

## Government

The government of New Kickassia is more of a parliamentary government that is exist in both reality and cyberspace. However, it is a democratic nation that uses their own kind of internet where citizens can vote without any outside interference. The digital democracy is more direct as anyone can vote on whatever as the computer tallies the votes for each candidate. However, despite their new positions, they still do reviews, streams and make music when they have free time on their hands.

### Executive Branch

The Office of the President, also known as the Presidential Office, is the executive branch of New Kickassia. The President is elected by the populace that serves as both head of government and state as well as chief diplomat. The President has power and shares it with those in the office as well such as the Vice President, the National Speaker, and the National Justice. The Office is also comprised of the Diplomatic Chancellor, Prime Minister, Chief of Staff, Legislative Chair, Senior Administrator, and Warmaster.

The Diplomatic Chancellor handles many foreign affairs as well as negotiate treaties, trade and establish diplomatic ties. The Chief of Staff is actually a senior member that gives advice when a problem presents itself as well as grant their wisdom and experience to the entire office on the best course of action. The Legislative Chair, also referred to as the Speaker of the Legislative Branch, speaks for all members of the Grand Senate of New Kickassia as well as their colonies when there isn't a meeting. The Senior Administrator oversees, directs, and coordinate the work of lower level staff members. The Warmaster is in-charge of all warfare and directs the military. As a parliamentary government, the Prime Minister serves that role as being responsible for the policy and decisions of the government.

### Legislative Branch

The Grand Senate of New Kickassia's primary duties are to mediate any disputes between the members of parliament, colonies, to regulate trade between nations, to protect and care for citizens in need and to provide mutual defense in face of threats to the republic. The Senate elects senators and representatives from anyone that volunteers and willing to be senators and representatives. While New Kickassia is more of a direct democracy via their digital voting, the Senate does pass votes alongside the Office of the President.

### Judicial Branch

The Judicial Court is the judicial branch of New Kickassia.

## Economy

In cyberspace, the economy of New Kickassia is the highest second GPD country in the Confederacy and third in the Cascadia Galaxy. Thanks to Vtubers and their powers, they can collect items and food from video games such as Minecraft, Elder Scrolls, Breath of the Wild and many more. Potions, ammo, food items and much more can be brought into reality while still retaining their original quality. However, Minecraft items come out as realistic rather being blocky. Thanks to a huge variety of mods, they can even produce more items. They can eve grow food faster than it takes to feed everyone.

In reality, the people do what every other person does in real-life. However, many of them can make new mods for games, maintain the infrastructures of urban areas as well as web servers, make anime and print media, and so forth. Many of them actually work as pilots and crewmates of supply freighters to the various other nations that have joined the Confederacy. Some reality members of this nation prefer to stay in reality to help negotiate with those that don't use technology that Vtubers can use. Others make a living as internet reviews while also doing the stock market as a second job. But there are those that do politics and military work while also doing internet reviews.

The main exports from New Kickassia are foodstuffs, medicines, healing potions, and some lumber that were cut down to make room for cities on the moon. Although, the first three make up the majority of their exports. Other exports include weapons, ammo, enchanted gear, seeds, mining equipment and a few spaceships they created in cyberspace that are made in reality by Vtubers. Yet the most demanded export is manga and anime dubbed in all the languages there is alongside various video games.

You think that a nation that can produce stuff in games doesn't need imports, right? Well, not really. With the increase of population in the Confederacy, there would be a lot of trash. Instead of dumping everything on a planet and just let it rot, New Kickassia found a way to get rid of it all. They compacted the burnable trash that is later taken to plasma burners that turn all the trash into hydrogen atoms that power their entire civilization. As for the metals and plastics, they get broken down and recycled into new forms.

Bitcoins are the main currency of New Kickassia.

## Culture & Society

Internet culture, along with anime and games, is the primary culture with many references to Pokemon, Minecraft, Dragon Ball, The Elder Scrolls, and much more. The place is sorta like "geek heaven" to many as people can fully appreciate the form of works that mankind has created since the early 1990's to modern day along with music from the 1950's to modern day as well. However, some anime from the 1980's can be found here as well, albeit small, such as Ranma 1/2 for example. Yet some didn't get full recognition until they appeared on Toonami many years ago.

Despite having an internet and otaku culture, it is very diverse with many kinds of cultures from the old nations such as Finland, Germany, Hungary, Brazil, Japan, and many more. They are all blended together in a variety of ways. Many often mix the more Japanese anime otaku culture with their old traditional, national ones.

Each and every province in New Kickassia has one major city that are similar to a hive city based-on the ones from Warhammer 40,000. Unlike those massive cities that are polluted, gang-filled, iron-tasted water and poorly managed arcologies of that universe, they are better. They are cleaner as they use the waste as a biofuel for flying vehicles and fertilizers for exports. Any form of liquid can be purified far better than the original hive designs as it taste far more pure than any fresh water spring thanks to new kinds of purifiers that removes 110% of all toxins and bacteria. Greenhouses house a variety of plants that can produce plenty of oxygen as an experiment in the gardens of these cities. Unlike the inequality and the grim darkness the hives originally were, there is plenty of housing for everyone, green energy factories that spew oxygen and water from under the cities, and no radioactive activities due to the fact that not only they use biofuel, solar and wind as an energy source, but also geothermal.

Small towns exist for those that prefer the less noisy background as many take-up farming to create food and biofuel. The food is sold at the farmer's markets to their neighbors where they can compete or even cooperate to see who is the best. Hobbyists are free to pursue some of their favorite hobbies without any distractions such as music, painting, gardening, or in some cases, run a business. However, these towns are actually relays for communication and networking in the event that satellites are no longer operation because of sunspots, powerful solar winds, meteors or whatever knocks them out. In other words, people are happy when they have a network where they can see and watch their favorite people. In other other words, don't wanna poison the well.

## Military

The military, though has many strange names in its branches, are known as the New Kickassia forces. However, most of it are comprised of Avatars that were made by people that knew some these characters that now lead these branches. One of the reasons why these Avatars join is because it is their atonement for what they've done while under the influence of the parasitic organism.

The Angry Army, lead by Angry Joe who is High General, is the primary ground forces of New Kickassia with their colors being red and black. They are more of a ragtag army comprised of various Avatars of various sources. This includes Planetside 2's Terran Republic, the various magical species of Guild Wars 2, the allied races of the Aldmeri Dominion from Elder Scrolls Online, the members of the Sith Empire from Star Wars: The Old Republic, and a variety of other Avatars made by Angry Joe, his friends and his followers on various multiplayer games. Despite being a ragtag army of various species and completely different genres, they are remarkably efficient at getting the job done. Their motto is: Never Give Up, Never Surrender, Victory or Death!

The Comicron Navy is lead by Linkara, who is High Admiral of the navy, with their colors being light blue and gray. Linkara commands the Navy aboard his flagship, Comicron-1, the most powerful ship there is. The fleet is mostly comprised of Avatars and ships from the MMO game, Star Trek Online. But they are of Starfleet make. Other ships and fighters are also there that are from Star Wars: The Old Republic, courtsey of Angry Joe. Same about the other ships from No Man's Sky, Star Wars: The Old Republic, Star Wars Rogue Squadron, Genesis Alpha One and Star Command. However, there are a few ships that look like the Comicron-2 among the fleet that act as flagships for the fleets. Except nowadays, a few of these ships act as escorts for supply vessels. But there are those that serve in the Pioneer Exploration Force (P.E.F.) as they explore new worlds for the Confederacy. Although surprisingly, many of those kind of ships in the P.E.F. are houses with starship thrusters and engines. Many people find it odd, but it does make them more unique.

The Flight Force is more or less the air force of the New Kickassia Forces with their color being orange and yellow. They are comprised of airships from Star Wars Battlefront II, Planetside 2's Terran Republic, and some of the jets from Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown from Osean Federation and Erusea Kingdom. Though some think that they are pointless, but they do come in handy in defending settlements from aerial monsters and threats. However, a lot of people like to fly in the skies so this branch gives them the opportunity to do so. This branch is lead by Flight General Nordik Owl.

The Kickassia Special Forces are an elite special branch of the military that uses stealth, guerrilla tactics and surprise attacks on their enemies. Their colors are that of whatever environment they are fighting in. They have been trained by Linkara himself as they now have the ability to just teleport behind their foes and strike them in the back. As such, Linkara is also the Grand Stealth Master of the Kickassia Special Forces.

The Ass Kicking Marines make up the Marine Corps. of New Kickassia with their colors being navy blue with black. It is responsible for most land-based military operations, as well as the defense of naval vessels and installations. They are more highly trained than the soldiers of the Angry Army as they are the first on the scene in battles alongside the Comicron Navy. The first to go in, the first to strike down and the first to make a beachhead on the battlefield. They are lead by the Marine General, Nostalgia Critic.

## Important People

* Lumi, President of New Kickassia
* Silvervale, Vice President
* Haruka Karibu, Diplomatic Chancellor
* AmaLee (aka Multiverse Monarch), National Speaker and National Singer
* Cinema Snob, Prime Minister
* Nostaliga Chick, Chief of Staff
* MarzGurl, Legislative Chair
* Akanari Matoi, Senior Administrator
* Konzetsu, Warmaster
* Angry Joe, High General of the Angry Army
* Linkara, High Admiral and Grand Stealth Master
* Nostalgia Critic, Marine General
* Nordik Owl, Flight General

## Trivia

* The red and white triangle looks reminiscent of the YouTube play button.