Rappka/Transcript

### Cold open

* [The episode starts at Fumen's house. Rappu and Genka is on top of the giant arrow]
* **Genka Chaneru:** Are you sure about this, Rappu?
* **Rappu Chaneru:** Oh, come on, Genka, what happened to being in the moment?
* **Genka Chaneru:** I don't know about this. This looks pretty dangerous.
* **Rappu Chaneru:** [immediately slaps Genka in the back] Yeah, that's the spirit, bro! Now we're going to be like Johnny Knoxville! PREPARE FOR COUNTDOWN!! [Genka covers his ears]
* **Genka Chaneru:** Please don't do that.
* **Rappu Chaneru:** 3-2-1, blast off! [pulls a rope, which causes the arrow to set off] Whooooo! Whoohooooo! Whoowoowoo!
* **Genka Chaneru:** Oh, Cheez-it and rice! [Gags from nausea. He notice the glasshouse] U-Uh, Rappu?
* **Rappu Chaneru:** Once we hit 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious stuff!
* **Genka Chaneru:** Rappu!
* **Rappu Chaneru:** 86 miles per hour! 87 miles per hour! 88 MILES PER-
* **Genka Chaneru:** RAPPU, WE'RE GOING TO CRASH THROUGH THE GLASS BUILDING!!
* **Rappu Chaneru:** What? [notices the glasshouse] Uh-oh. [he and Genka huddle together and scream]
* [The arrow crashes into it and yellow stars on a black background appears. Rappu and Genka wake up in the glasshouse slowly. Everyone is looking down at them]
* **Kuroi Chaneru:** Oh dear, you fellas alright?
* **Kikan Chaneru:** This seems terrible. Somebody call the ambulance!
* [Rekishi takes out her camera and takes a picture of it]

### Main episode

* [Cuts to later, where Rappu and Genka are in a hospital. Cindy Bear is sawing the body]
* **Genka Chaneru:** W-Where am I?
* **Cindy Bear:** [to Yogi] Hammer. [Yogi gives the hammer to Cindy, and she wacks Genka in the face. Later, Rappu and Genka wake up, and they see Cindy] Ah, yes. I see that you fellas are awake. The two of you were in a horrible accident at the glasshouse, but it's a good thing that you're still alive. However, there were a few complications.
* **Genka Chaneru:** Complications? What complications?
* **Yogi Bear:** Those. [holds up a tray of body parts]
* **Rappu Chaneru:** [gasps] Not my kidneys! [Yogi throws the body parts away in the trash]
* **Cindy Bear:** But you won't be needing these. On the other hand, you two still have each other.
* **Genka Chaneru:** Say what?
* **Yogi Bear:** It means that you're sewn together.
* **Genka Chaneru:** What?! [pulls off the blanket to reveal that he and Rappu are sewn together] AW, JEEZ!!
* **Cindy Bear:** No worries! We actually ran out of bandages, so we had to use a needle and thread.
* **Yogi Bear:** Oh yeah, and you owe us $100,000 for the surgery. [Genka looks surprised]
* [Scene cuts to Rappu and Genka walking out of the hospital with lollipops]
* **Rappu Chaneru:** [licks the blue lollipop] Mmm, the blue one is the best!
* **Genka Chaneru:** You know what they say: two heads are better than... one, except that we're sewn together. It's a good thing the doctor gave me a Hello Kitty band-aid to cover up a bruise on my neck. [removes his collar to reveal a Hello Kitty band-aid on his neck] Let's just hope that people won't make fun of us with our new appearance. [sees Helga behind him] HEY! Stay away from us! I'm warning you!
* **Helga Pataki:** What's your problem, freak? [leaves Rappu and Genka]
* **Genka Chaneru:** Whew! That was close.
* **TBA:** TBA.