Josuke Higashikata/Insults for Josuke's Hair

This is a list of the various insults each character gives to Josuke's hair in. Upon having his hair insulted, Josuke will reply with "I won't forgive you for insulting it!" (けなすやつあゆるさねえ～～～, *Kenasu yatsu a yurasane~~~*). Note that characters from *JoJo's Bizarre Adventure* not listed here reuses their quotes from *All Star Battle* (in Part 4 Jotaro's case, he reuses his Part 3 self's line from *ASB*) and *Eyes of Heaven*, though they are re-recorded with their respective, new voice actors in cases of the Part 3 cast (except DIO) and Pucci. Japanese translations taken from here, except unused voice clips.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-nTMPEgjMlnXSUkcpXApGi03i1YIpkOBsha8PcNEy78

> あの異様な髪に波紋を当てれば……ッ！ (Ano iyōna kami ni Hamon o atereba...!)
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> Jonathan Joestar

> あ？頭でけぇーえ！？ (A? Atama de ke!?)
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> Joseph Joestar

* Default
* Alt. (Part 4 Jotaro)
* Alt. (Part 6 Jotaro)

> もうてめーにはなにもいうことはねん…その頭………とてもアワれすぎて何も言えねえ (Mō teme ni wa nani mo iu koto wa nen... Sono atama... Totemo awa re sugite nani mo ie ne)
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> Jotaro Kujo

> くだらねー髪の毛の話なんてあとにしな (Kudarane kaminoke no hanashi nante ato ni shi na)
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> Jotaro Kujo

> いつまでそんなヘアスタイルしてるつもりだ？ (Itsu made son'na heasutairu shiteru tsumori da?)
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> Jotaro Kujo

> 道筋にへばりつく牛のクソのような頭だ… (Michisuji ni hebaritsuku ushi no kuso no yōna atama da...)
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> DIO

> 帽子でもかぶって隠したほうがいいぜぇーその頭… (Bōshi demo kabutte kakushita hō ga ī ze sono atama...)
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> Hol Horse

> グレートじゃねー頭しがって… (Gurēto janē atama shigatte...)
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> Josuke Higashikata

> 君よりもぼくの髪型のほうが整ってるな… (Kimi yori mo boku no kamigata no hō ga totonotteru na...)
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> Giorno Giovanna

> あんたの髪型ぶっとんでるわ (Anta no kamigata button deru wa)
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> Jolyne Cujoh

> Mhh?
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> Reindog

> Eh. Why don’t you just try getting a new haircut, doc?
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> Bugs Bunny

> TBA
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> Daffy Duck

> Taz will bite your hair off!
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> Taz

> I shall disintegrate your Earthling hair, in the name of Mars!
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> Marvin the Martian

> Ruh-oh! I don’t rike that hair! It’s bad!
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> Scooby-Doo

* Default
* Alt. (Uncle Shagworthy)

> Like, zoinks man! Did you just glued your steak on your hair?
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> Shaggy

> That ridiculous hair of yours is making you look unfancy, sir!
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> Uncle Shagworthy

> Jinkies! Your hair looks like a shoe is sitting on it!
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> Velma

> \**both laughing at Josuke’s hair*\*
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> Tom & Jerry

> TBA
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> Arya Stark

* Default
* Alt. (Fionna the Human)
* Alt. (Fern)

> TBA
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> Finn the Human

> TBA
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> Fionna the Human

> TBA
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> Fern

* Default
* Alt. (Cake the Cat)

> TBA
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> Jake the Dog

> TBA
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> Cake the Cat

> Your hair reminds me of someone who looks like me wearing a similar hairstyle like yours.
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> Steven Universe

> TBA
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> Garnet

> Why don't you just give yourself a new haircut? It's not even that hard.
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> Batman

> That hair makes everybody laugh at it!
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> Harley Quinn

* Default
* Alt. (Superman Prime)
* Alt. (Black Lantern)

> Your hair isn’t Kryptonian-like.
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> Superman

> **Your hair isn’t Kryptonian-like.**
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> Superman Prime

> What a disgusting hairstyle.
>
> Black Lantern Superman

> TBA
>
> Wonder Woman

> Hello? Is this Josuke Higashikata? I would like you to make an appointment at the barber shop! Ha hahaha haha ha ha HAH!
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> Joker

> TBA
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> Black Adam

> TBA
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> Jarro

> **Hair… or hat?**
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> The Iron Giant

> TBA
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> Gandalf

> TBA
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> Legolas

> Your hairstyle makes you look like a shithead. So #@\*% you and your shitty hairs!
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> Rick Sanchez

> TBA
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> Morty Smith

> TBA
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> Gizmo

> TBA
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> Stripe

> TBA
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> Mad Max

> TBA
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> Fred Flintstone

> TBA
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> LeBron James

> TBA
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> Johnny Bravo

> Eugh! What is wrong with your hair, dude!? It looked like somebody sat on it for like 24 hours!
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> Gumball Watterson