The Fruit Ninja

The Fruit Ninja is a cosmic assasin sent from the future to eliminate The O' Donoghue bloodline to prevent The Day of Retribution.

## Biography

### 1865, The Burning of the O' Donoghue Estate

Upon discovering the location of **Old Man Jenkins** and his kin, he snook into their private estate house and set it aflame, killing ***Old Man Jenkins*** and ***Yohan Schmidt's*** child, ***Lenny***. He also thought ***Mister Jenkins*** was murdered in the fire but was mistaken as he survived. This was the primary motivation for him and ***Yohan Schmidt*** to form the bandit gang ***The Tunnel Snakes***, partly contributing to the **Day of Retribution**.

### 1865 - 2020, **Eden's Door Towel Company**

Thinking his mission was finished he returned to his mothership to return home to his people. Upon finding out his mission was infact *not* complete he decided that he must have accidently missed out on the kin of ***Mister Jenkins***. Upon realising this he trecked his way back to America and returned to his search for the lastest of ***the O' Donoghue Liniage***.

Unlike his predisesors, ***Papa Micheal*** was quite easy to track down. He was terrible at covering his tracks and was a well known suspected terrorist. Because of this, he realised that infact ***Papa Micheal*** was actually not quite smart. He realised that if he befriended him he could manipulate him into making the worst decisions, stopping his rise to power and preventing the Day of Retribution. Under The Fruit Ninja's passive suggestions he wasted countless dollars on stupid things like Gundham Robots and **the C.L.A.R.E.C.E project**. (An endless supply of secretaries for himself). He also baited him into undertaking clear traps and manipulated ***Micheal*** into playing into the hands of **Evil Elon Musk** in an attempt that in the gunfire he would be murdered. Sadly, ***Papa Micheal*** is extremally resilient.

Upon ***Papa Micheal's*** attempted murder of ***Patrick O' Leary***, he called the Fruit Ninja to get him his private jet to escape to Kawaii Island. This is when he revealed that he was actually attempting to passively murder ***Micheal*** for years, and that he was frustraited that he just wont die. ***Micheal*** proceeded to shoot him in the dick and steal the jet for himself. He was later discovered bleeding out on the floor of his private hanger by the LSPD and after recovering from his wounds was sentenced to life in a supermax prison which he swiftly escaped.

### 2077, Gotta Go Back, Back to the Past

After being labelled a worldwide symbol of hate against ***The Papa***, The Fruit Ninja was outlawed from all countries. Knowing that ***The Day of Retribution*** would be soon, he attempted his ***plan D***, and reactivated his mothership to travel back into the past to prevent the Retribution a second time. After discovering his ship he successfuly blasted himself and it back in time. Strangely his aged technology broke during the time skip, and he crash landed on Mount Chilliad in 1897.

### 1897 - 1898, **Snake Eater**

As soon as he emerged from his vessel his first mission was to track down and murder ***the O' Donoghue*** who he had missed beforehand, ***Mister Jenkins***. He travelled across the new frontier attempting to track him down, until he heard word of a group of bandits named ***The Tunnel Snakes***. Investigating, he discovered ***Mister Jenkins*** before he changed his identity to **Avery Duggan**. His first sighting in the general area was when a shadowy figure was reportedly dragging a body away from the village of Strawberry in August of 1898. Other sightings were reported in Saint Denis in September, along with multiple missing persons reports.

#### **The Standoff**

Finally, The Fruit Ninja had decided to hone in on his target. He stalked ***Mister Jenkins*** until he was alone as ***Timmy The Boy*** left to flirt with the local farmer's wife and ambushed him. Only using a bow and arrow to keep maximum stealth, ***Mister Jenkins*** ended up being shot in the side. The Ninja wouldnt stop attempting to murder him until ***Mister Jenkin's*** challenged The Fruit Ninja's honour by challenging him to a good old Mexican Stand-Off and The Fruit Ninja agreed, both agreeing to meet in Tumbleweed at nightfall.

They met at the organised time, ***Mister Jenkins*** holding his trusty *Semi-Golden Gun*, and the Ninja weilding nothing but a handful of throwing knives. As the legendary battle was about to ensue, ***Timmy The Boy*** jumped out from behind a barrel startling the crowd and shot The Ninja in the leg. This gave ***Mister Jenkins*** time to use his special attack and he jumped upon the ninja strangling him to death. This was the end of his life, and he ultimately failed in his mission to prevent ***the Day of Retribution***. Upon his death, Mister Jenkins remarked that cunning is far supirior to honour.