Show 114: Jordan Wolf

The Super Show: Season 1 Episode 14: Jordan Wolf

**Generic Intro: Performing**

Hi, I'm Brian Henson. Let me tell you a little bit about how we train to perform the Super Characters. It's kind of an interesting process, because what we do is, we watch a monitor. It shows us what the camera is seeing and we reach up and we work the puppet with our other hand. It's a complicated process but the idea is, that you're meant to look into the monitor and bring to life that character and be the audience and the audience's point of view. 'Course it's real difficult, because when the character turns to the right, but the camera you see, is turning to the left which means you always have to think backwards. Of course, it's the Characters, so thinking backwards comes naturally. Here's The Super Show.

**Season 1 Opening Theme**

Fozzie's Joke: Hey, question, If a man born in Poland is a Pol, is a man born in Holland a Hole? Think about it?

**Gonzo's Gong**

Gonzo hits the gong & gets the whipped cream pie hit on Gonzo's face

**Stage Curtain**

Kermit welcomes to our show & he's proud & honored with Jordan Wolf as tonight's special guest star on Figure it Out. Kermit kicks things off with the musical group we call Devyn Puett & The Snerfs.

**In A Little Spanish Town**

Devyn Puett performs with the Snerfs, a group of long blue fuzzy creatures with horns for noses that can contract and expand vertically play a tune while dancing

**Balcony**

Waldorf: Well, now I've seen everything

Statler: Good, can we leave

**Backstage**

The Snerfs & Devyn Puett leave backstage. Daffy Duck teaches Kermit how to play the Tambourine. The tambourine can even play loud & soft. Then Stacy Ferguson came to see what Daffy Duck was doing. Daffy Duck plays the tambourine. Kermit thought that tambourine noise was cool.

**Stage Curtain**

Kermit introduces Jordan Wolf singing "Faith"

**Faith**

Jordan Wolf plays & sings his song from Kids Incorporated on bass Guitar backed by Floyd Pepper on bass guitar, Stacy Ferguson, & Brandy Brown playing Tambourines & Snoopy playing drums by singing their line "You gotta have Faith"

**Balcony**

Waldorf: What you'd think of the Faith tune

Statler: Just like the one Ryan Lambert sang on Kids Incorporated

Waldorf: Makes me feel good all the time

**Backstage**

Daffy Duck still playing his tambourine. Devyn Puett goes into the dressing room

**Dressing Room**

Daffy Duck enters the dressing room & he keeps playing his tambourine. Devyn Puett & Daffy Duck take turns playing the tambourine. Devyn Puett plays the tambourine loud & Devyn Puett plays the tambourine very soft. Kermit enters the dressing room to see what Daffy Duck & Devyn Puett are doing

Kermit: Look at this. Daffy Duck & Devyn Puett are taking turns playing the tambourine

Daffy Duck leaves the dressing room to do the news report.

**Daffy Duck's Report**

Daffy Duck reads the report called how they are Ducking Down. When the airplane flies over the newsroom & Daffy Duck ducks down & the hanglider flies over. Daffy Duck ducks down too..

**Backstage**

Jordan Wolf plays the tambourine just like Daffy Duck is playing. Kermit & Jordan Wolf take turns by playing the tambourine. They copied the rhythms, just like the penguin did in the cartoon. So Jessica Kerrimian sees what Kermit & Jordan Wolf are doing. They are taking turns playing with the tambourine. Jessica Kerrimian can join Jordan Wolf & Kermit. They all cooperated by taking turns by playing the tambourine, & Brandy Brown tap dances them. Then Daffy Duck & Devyn Puett are seen listening to them playing with the tambourine.

(**U.S. Spot**) **I'm My Own Grandpaw**

Ryan Lambert & The AM Cowboys perform a classic novelty song about the joys of inbred family trees.

**Here Is Your Life**

Announcer: Yes folks, It's time for the world's favorite show, Here Is Your Life, with your host Mr. Jordan Wolf.

In the forest, Jordan Wolf salutes the life of an Oak Tree, with appearances by Granny Fanny Nesselrode, who planted the tree, Chuckie Sun & Bruno Cloud that helped the tree grow, & the Oak Tree's old friends Marty Table & Sarah Chair, who were chopped down and made into a table and chair, respectively

**Balcony**

Waldorf: What did you think?

Statler: Way cool

Waldorf: You'd like that Sesame Street sketch

Statler: It was pretty cool, I'd like it from 1972

**Backstage**

Daffy Duck continues playing the tambourine. Michael & Amy conducts Daffy Duck playing the tambourine.

Kermit: Look at this, Michael & Amy are conducting Daffy Duck playing with the tambourine.

Brandy Brown & Kermit dance along with Michael & Amy while Daffy Duck plays the tambourine. Chasen Hampton takes a picture of them dancing while Daffy Duck plays the tambourine. It loved that rhythm

**Stage Curtain**

Sam Eagle introduces Wayne & Wanda in the forest.

**Wayne & Wanda**

In the forest, Wayne sings his remake version of the opening line of "Trees" when the tree falls down on Wayne.

**Talking Houses**

House 2: My grandfather cuts down trees in the forest

House 1: Sorry to hear that boss, what's wrong

House 2: The tree was in our lawn

House 1: Uh-oh! Tree failure.

**Backstage**

Daffy Duck still playing his tambourine. Hilda sees what in the world Daffy Duck was playing. Daffy Duck plays the tambourine soft & plays loud. Kermit started laughing everytime Daffy Duck plays the tambourine.

Kermit: I think I knew that, but Daffy plays the tambourine that he plays so long ago, time for him to get onstage.

Winnie The Pooh takes Daffy Duck on stage for Daffy Duck's Tambourine Act. Kermit goes onstage for the intro.

**Stage Curtain**

Kermit says that here comes the greatest act you've been waiting for on The Super Show. As Kermit brings on the master Mr. Daffy Duck who will play the tambourine loudly.

**Daffy Duck's Stunt**

Daffy Duck: Tonight ladies & gentlemen, I will play the tambourine loudly while Winnie The Pooh & Brandy Brown tap-dances

Daffy Duck plays the tambourine very loudly while Winnie The Pooh & Brandy Brown were tap-dancing to the rhythm that Daffy Duck was playing through the show. The audience cheers & Michael & Amy give Daffy Duck the prized-winning tambourine.

Daffy Duck: Thank you! You've been a good audience

**Stage Curtain**

As the Curtain closes, Kermit introduces the Closing Number for Mr. Jordan Wolf

**Let There Be Love**

Backed by a pig chorus & The Fitzgerald Twins, Jordan Wolf & Miss Piggy sing a tender duet as Bruce plays piano. Bruce is sure to note that he "doesn't want that big one back" when Piggy gets to the "Let there be birds" verse.

**Stage Curtain**

Kermit thanks Jordan Wolf for being on the show tonight & he'd love that tambourine Daffy Duck was playing. Daffy Duck would like to play the tambourine next time. Kermit borrows Daffy Duck's tambourine & Daffy Duck closes the show

**Closing Theme**

Waldorf: I'd love that tambourine

Statler: What tambourine, Waldorf

Waldorf: Making rhythms with the tambourine (Chuckles)