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Episode 63 - Demon Hunting Season

With weird time travel bits flowing through our brains we were momentarily distracted from the fact that demons were trying to break into our world. Some realizations take time to settle in, but an army of demons lack a certain subtly that can be ignored. With our hearts focused on returning to our time, without destroying everything in the process, we race through the halls of House Vidalis in search of the possibly winged hell spawn. But, maybe searching for something so dark and powerful is not a great idea...

## **Story**

Standing over the corpse of himself Thom the Dragonborn (and all of us really) ponder what the fuck just happened. Thom realizes that his memory chain goes right from being murdered by himself to waking up on a slab in Shadowspar Keep. It's super fucked up. A Thom clone finds them and tells them that the entire keep is being attacked by demons that are spawning from The Brazier of Worlds. The clone takes them to the brazier room, along the way we see that the Fall of House Vidalis is well underway. Things are on fire and demons are running rampant biting griffon's necks.

They arrive in the brazier room to see the Cleric of Orcus dead on the floor, presumably killed by his own demons. An enormous demon is about to come through the portal when Harper pulls out a strange device. He uses this device to close the portal and prevent more demons from coming through. Some of demons and Thom clones end up getting sucked into the closing portal. Thom the Dragonborn is super attracted to Harper's power and it pleases Aludra. Some demons are left though and the party must fight them.

So they do that. Initiatives happen and Jennifer actually lands some good hits. It's great. We end with the combat unfinished.

## **Trivia**

* First appearance of the demons from the Abyss

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Tim Lanning - Lord Titus Harper
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra Wyrmsbane
* Mike Bachmann - Thom Vidalis

### **Locations**

* The Swamps of Ichtaka
	+ Mist Marsh

### **Quest Log Updates**

* ~~[Complete] - Retrieve Thom the Dragonborn's memories~~
* [Active] - Remove the Brain Bombs from the players' heads
	+ ~~[Complete] - Find The Brazier of Worlds~~- ~~[Complete] - Investigate The Ruins of House Vidalis and the Thom clones~~~~~~
	~~~~+ [NEW][Active] - Return the Brazier to Fennekin
		- [NEW][Active] - Secure the Brazier~~~~
Episode 9 - Bricks in the Wall

## Episode Stats

Season 3 Episode 9

Title: Bricks in the Wall

Air Date: 8/28/2015

Length: 1:15

Swear Jar Count: 19, Veronica has a 15% on her "Imma Die" die for the episode.

Next Episode: Bloopisode 5

Previous Episode: Episode 8 - Mr. Self Destruct

## From the Website

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## Episode Synopsis

This time on Cthulhu and friends…

Vaeda explains to Harold (who had just appeared) that Jack has been possessed. Harold takes ahold of Jack and somehow sucks Mary out of him. Afterwards Harold asks for a body, but eventually takes 42’s. Harold, now inside 42, asks the three to follow him.

Outside of Tes’s house Harold attacks a group of cultists. The last few cultists summon a dark green cloud. Harold exclaims he cannot fight that right now, and calls the group to him. He takes everyone’s hand and suddenly drains them of power. Using this power he creates a doorway. Harold takes the group through the door, leaving Chuck and Luna on the other side.

Looking around, the group sees that the other side of the door is tundra with a large mountain looming in the distance. Harold explains that this place will soon be gone, so they must hurry. He leads them to the mountain, and into a cave system with many tunnels.

As they walk deeper under the mountain, the group sees visions of previous events in their lives. However, as the events replay Vaeda, Jack, and Xander are able to change what happened. When they finally get to the bottom of these tunnels they see a black box.

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Greetings Adventurers Wiki Progress Report

## Episode Progress Report

* This is the intended order I plan on working on the episode pages. - PhotoGenerous

1. **[ONGOING]** Keep the wiki up to date
2. **[Complete]** - 03/04/17 - Update Episode list and break them down into seasons
	* **[Complete]** - 03/06/17 - Name the seasons
3. **[Complete]** - *03/07/17* - 3 Episodes Created - Create the episode pages for Season 9 (Reintroduction of Steve)
4. **[Complete]** - *03/12/17* - 6 Episodes Created - Create the episode pages since the introduction of Toby
5. ~~Create or update the episode pages beginning Episode 174/175 and then Season 8 (Harper searching for Longcryer)~~
6. **[IN PROGRESS]** - *03/25/07 finished Season 7* - 19 episodes created - Create or update the episode pages beginning with Season 7 (Post demon apocalypse, Jett and the Nareevians, and Harper searching for Longcryer.) [Edit: Jumping straight here seems more relevant after cherry picking single episodes for latest updates of specific characters]
7. Create or update the episode pages beginning with Episode 90/91 and then Season 6 (5th Edition Ruleset, Adira Harper and the devils)
8. Create or update the episode pages beginning with Episode 99 and then Season 5 (Steve Episodes)
9. Update the episode pages from Season 4 (Jaela)
10. Update the episode pages from Season 1-3
11. Create Norhall Academy pages.
12. Create and update Darkblades pages.

* Do any relevant episodes as needed.
* Create the Bonus Episode and Mailbag episode pages when time allows or when it makes sense.
* Brute Force (?)

## Season Summary Pages

* At any point work on Season summary pages.

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## ToDo List

* Figure out how much of the DnD System Reference Document I want here in the wiki and how to present it.
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Episode 7 - The Next Level

The whole gang has gone through a lot of changes this week. Everyone has leveled up, and has all sorts of new powers and abilities to show off. Aludra takes it one step further by shifting to the Warden class so that she can take over the defender duties for the group.

The group flexes their new muscles by rolling on Shadowspar Keep and revisiting the trial of the zombie hulks. There are some new surprises as well. Find out what happens by listening to this week’s episode of Drunks and Dragons!

## **Story**

### Long Story

A bright flash of light heralds Aludra the Dwarf's return from communing with the Primal Beast. The nature spirit saw the group's need for a defender, and has transformed Aludra into a Warden. However, she has lost the power to shape shift, and Thom the Dragonborn is no longer aroused by her if she can't turn into a bear. Despite her newfound powers, she has not regained her memories. The rest of the group discovers they have increased in power as well, and spend some time exploring their new abilities.

Continuing on to the holdfast, Thom once more throws Tum "Darkblade" Thumble into a tree so he can scout ahead. Both of them are subsequently injured during Tum's dismount. The group decides to sneak into the holdfast compound over a side wall so they don't alert the zombie hulk guarding the gate. But Aludra's new powers have not made her any stealthier, and she crashes into an outhouse while jumping the perimeter fence. With the element of surprise gone, the zombie hulk charges.

The heroes defeat this zombie hulk with ease, their new powers making quick work of the beast. Moving back into Shadowspar Keep, they warn Aludra to keep it down and not repeat her outhouse mistake. The group finds themselves in a room full of grasping zombies, but they fiercely attack the monsters (This battle marks the start of Junpei Iori saying "REE-FLEX" every time someone makes a roll against Reflex). As the zombies grapple with the heroes, the group continues to wreak havoc on their foes.

But even as Tum, Junpei, Thom and Aludra fight off the last of the zombies, another door in the room opens. A mysterious figure appears from the bowels of the holdfast. Could this be the infamous Lord Milnor at last, or just another of his horrors?

### Short

The party levels up! and makes their way back to Shadowspar Keep, fighting some zombies along the way. They run into a mysterious figure...

## **Trivia**

* The mysterious figure is not, in fact, Lord Milnor, but is, in fact, Thokas!

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Tim Lanning - Tum Darkblade
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra the Dwarf
* Mike Bachmann - Thom the Dragonborn
* Steven Strom - Junpei Iori

### **Quest Log Updates**

* [Active] - Find out who the players are
	+ ~~[Complete] - Find a way back into the holdfast~~
* ~~[Complete] - Investigate the source of great power in the forest~~
* [Optional] - Find the Zombie Hulk leader who attacked Luccan's village
Gorman and Shaw

**Gorman and Shaw** were two Dwarven miners that served as an envoy for the Scottsdale Mining Company. They accompanied Briar, Daggie Chookers, Faize, Pegwing Blackfeather, and Time That Erodes Young Love to the mysterious underground city below Deephome, and were in charge of paying them for their troubles. Shaw was not strong, Gorman was.

During their mission to find some other missing Dwarves in the mysterious city, Shaw went missing, and Gorman somehow lost all memory of him. Shaw later turned up, chained to the ground. Following the final battle with Fassbender, Time That Erodes Young Love became famished, and in a fit of hunger, killed Shaw, and drank his blood. Before this, Gorman and the rest of the party were put in a trap, where they had to choose between platforms to jump on. One would fall, and the other would hold their weight. Gorman went first, and he chose poorly. The platform below him collapsed, and he fell to his death.

## **Episodes**

* Leviathan Episode 1
* Leviathan Episode 2
* Leviathan Episode 3
* Leviathan Episode 4
* Leviathan Episode 5
* Leviathan Episode 6 - *Gorman only*
* Leviathan Episode 7 - *Gorman only*
* Leviathan Episode 8 - *Gorman only*
* Leviathan Episode 10 - *Shaw only*
Gritty's Tavern

**Gritty's Tavern** was a bar in Pelor's Hope that held the Monster Fight Club. It was in the worst part of town, on Black Locust Street.

## **Recent Events**

Skud Derringer wanted to find a fight club for his skeletons to join, and Lahni Caplain ran to all the local taverns to find it, which she did inside Gritty's. There, Skud met his rival, Barry, and the two squared off. Unfortunately for our heroes, Barry was victorious, but this will not be last Barry sees of Skud Derringer!

## **Episodes**

* Episode 286 - Preparing to Enter the Shadows
Episode 95 - Halloween Jams

## Jeff

* 5. "Pet Cemetery" by The Ramones
* 4. "Last Caress" by No Effects
* 3. "This Magic Moment" by The Misfits
* 2. "Red Right Hand" by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
* 1. "Tiki Torture" by Feeding Frenzy

DJ
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* 5. "Trick or Treat" by The Groovie Ghoolies
* 4. "Night of the Living Dead" by The Misfits
* 3. "Saturday Night" by The Misfits
* 2. "Killer Clowns from Outer Space" The Dickies
* 1. "The *Halloween* Theme Song" by John Carpenter

## Matt

* 5. "See You in Hell" by Grim Reaper
* 4. Anything by Ghost
* 3. "Evisceration Plague" by Cannibal Corpse
* 2. "I Remember Halloween" by The Misfits
* 1. "This is Halloween" by Danny Elfman
Galanthis

**Galanthis** was the home city of the High Elves located in the forest in a "sort of pocket semi-dimension", which may or may not exist. It was Galanthis that Nareev was sucking the magic from so long ago. Later, Michael clarified that Galanthis existed in a Pocket Dimension between the The Prime Material Plane and The Feywild.

As a magical place, the only ones who could enter were those who were from there, or were taught how to get there by someone who was from there. Rowan Grey could teleport there, and she taught Toby Treacletart how to do so, as well.

It was described as being very springtime-like, with petals floating through the air constantly.

## **Calendar Day**

In the early days, before Galanthis, the High-Elves were not considered to be as high as they are now. They were as dirty and common as the dirtiest and communist of the commoners. Then, the great ruler of the time, Lysanthir Trisbane Esanadoral (?!?!?!), had a vision of a magical realm that had the best aspects of The Feywild and the Prime Material Plane. Lysanthir's court mage was Chiva Stoneleaf (?!?!?!), discoverer of the 777 uses of Silverweed Oil. A millenia passed before Lysanthir's vision was realized. Once Galanthis was in existence, they realized that time moved differently here. There's an extra 45 days here in Galanthis to complete the year. The court mage of that time was named Janul Thastus (?!?!?!) or possibly Danul? Other than creating the Galanthian calendar, he was known to revere Chiva Stoneleaf. So, his solution was to add extra days to the end of a single month. The seventh month, was Danuary, and the 77th day of that month, Danuary 77th, Calendar Day.

Among the festivities was the renowned "Finding of the Snacks", in which guests would bring together various treats and goodies and present them to the king and his cohorts. It was fun.

## **Notable Occupants**

* King Theonjon Dayne
* Queen Olenna Dayne
* Zeno Ziltaurus

## **Episodes**

* Episode 234 - A Vampire Friend - *First appearance*
* Episode 404 - Welcome to Galanthis
* Episode 405 - Great Galanthis Snack Off
* Episode 406 - Welcome to The Crossroads
Goatsburg

**Recent Events**
Bek, Primius Nareech, Smash Larson, Valwin Galanodel, and Zin Siannodel, led by Norn Goodshield, passed by Goatsburg on their journey to Norhall Academy. They elected not to spend any time here, and immediately boarded a wagon heading north to the Academy[1]
.

**Trivia*** Not a nice place.
* It does, in fact, have goats.

**Episodes**
Random Encounters* Random Encounters: Norhall Academy for Adventurers and Heroes - Episode 2
Geekly Random Encounters - Darkblades 6

EPISODE NUMBER-6
**Summary**
The gang is tasked with bringing back mucus from a Carrion Crawler. It is arguably the easiest mission they have ever been on.

**Cast and Player Characters**
* Michael "ThriftyNerd" DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Fred Greenleaf-Wulfgar Kneesmasher
* Matthew Morris-Dragonclaw Wyverndrake
* Philip Canada-Xantolin
* Sam Brady-Rhaegar
* Nika Howard-Tumasina

**Non-Player Characters**
OTHER CHARACTERS VOICED IN THE EPISODE LISTED IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER

* Footpad Calor
* Doc the Cleric

**Story**
The recruits are standing over the pile of dead demons. Sina, Batman stlye, investigates the victim, to see if she is the missing woman from the posts, and finds that she has whtie/blond hair, while the missing woman has dark hair. They argue over some coin they find on the body, not if they should loot it or not, but who gets the money they lifted. Wolfgar gets inspiration. Some guards arrive to question them, and thank them for slaying the demons, and give Dragonclaw a tin badge, signifying that he is an honorary member of the town guard. Rhaegar nearly blows his own cover, but doesn't. Xantolin pays the guard 5 gold, so that the woman can recieve a proper burial.
They go back to Footpad Calor for debriefing. Rhaegar is acting funny, and they ask for some healing for him, prefferably from Thoregg, but he got pinched again. He is healed using Cure Wounds by Honorary Town Guard Dragonclaw Wyverndrake, Bard Extraordinaire. They are all paid 20 gold, minus the debt owed by DC WD, who then goes off to a cleric of Pelor, named Doc, to deal with his hairy problem in their downtime. The cleric tells him he was probably bitten by a were-rat, and it is likely that he will change at the next full moon, whereupon he is welcome to return to the temple so that they could put him down. Doc also says that there are potions that could make him better, but they are not easy to acquire. If Dragonclaw were to return with a lot of gold, he might be able to do something. Sina asks around about the missing woman.
Footpad Calor gives them their next mission, to collect 5 vials of mucus from a Carrion Crawler. He says this is not pressing, so they can rest and do whatever else they want before hand. Speaking of hands, he gives them gloves so they don't get poisoned, and a kit for the extraction. They make haste to the sweres and soon find the corpse of a carrion crawler, and one of a person with a redish/orange robe. It seems the Crawler has already been de-mucused. Sina finds a bag with the needed 5 vials filled with the mucus. They return to Foorpad Calor with the mucus, taking the body with them, and also his robes, but they took those off first. Anyway, Foodpad Calor says that while they were gone there was another demon attack at the Temple of Pelor, and Doc was slain, to the dismay of Dragonclaw. He also informs them that some young girls have been going missing, who are all virgins. Calor takes this to mean that the Cult of Orcus is trying to speed along the Demon Apocalypse in Mastwick

**Trivia**
* Sam Brady was ill this episode.

**Locations**
* Mastwick
	+ Sewers
Episode 79 - I Am Sorry

This is a shorter episode of Drunks and Dragons. I hope you don’t take that out against us since we tried to pack as much story into this shorter episode as the digital walls could stand. No, what this episode lacks in length it more than makes up for in emotion. So prepare your hearts and minds for a confrontation that has been 79 episodes in the making.

## **Story**

Standing at the entrance to the Temple of Erathis, the party debates how to go about this next step. They eventually decide on Harper going in first to talk to Fennekin, while Thom and Aludra sneak in later. Harper goes to Fennekin's office and waits there while the other two meander around. When Harper meets Fennekin, Thom and Aludra listen at the door.

Fennekin confronts Harper about being late, and about how he has grown to become friends with Thom and Aludra. Fennekin also implies that Harper is falling for Aludra, which he doesn't deny. Fennekin opens the door magically and brings the other two in. He thanks them for bringing the items and asks for the Brazier of Worlds but they are a little hesitant. They confront Fennekin about Harper's family and whether he can properly remove the devices from their heads.

Aludra does an Insight check and definitely gets a feeling of suspicion, which they promptly do very little about. Thom asks if Fennekin put the devices in their heads and Fennekin asks them if they've figured out what he wants to do with the artifacts. Harper threatens to destroy the Brazier which Thom advises against because it's their only leverage. Fennekin shows them a mirror that appears to show Harper's family in a cell, and Harper determines that it's a true scrying.

Aludra asks again what Fennekin is doing with the artifacts and he asks if they're figured it out. They guess that he's using it to bring a giant demon in the world and they are mostly correct. Fennekin reveals that he is trying to create a large portal to bring many demons into the world. He also reveals that he is not a cleric of Erathis but in fact a cleric of Orcus!

Fennekin detonates the devices in Thom and Aludra's heads, killing them instantly. The players have a mad set of amazement-giggles. Fennekin claims that he kept his word and removed the devices, having never specified how he would do that. He tells Harper that he can either give him the Brazier or save him family, but he won't be leaving alive either way. Harper tries and fails to destroy the Brazier and hears Ros whisper "I'm so sorry Harper." before she stabs him through the heart from behind.

Yeah. It's pretty fucked up.

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master / Histories Greatest Monster*
* Tim Lanning - Lord Titus Harper
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra Wyrmsbane
* Mike Bachmann - Thom Vidalis

### **Non-Player Characters**

* Fennekin
* Ros

### **Locations**

* Caer
	+ The Temple of Erathis

### **Quest Log Updates**

* ~~[Failed] - Remove the Brain Bombs from the players' heads~~+ ~~[Complete] - Return the Brazier to Fennekin~~- ~~[Failed] - Rescue Harper's family from Fennekin~~~~~~~~~~
Three Lives Three Worlds, The Pillow Book (Novel)

**Three Lives Three World, The Pillow Book** (三生三世枕上书) is a novel by Tang Qi Gong Zi.

## Plot

The story is about the un-fate love of the next Empress of Qing Qiu Country (after Bai Qian), Feng Jiu and the Lord of Four Marine Eight Caves, one of three Greatness people, Dong Hua. Feng Jiu is the second pretiest woman, after Bai Qian, who is the only Nine-Tail Red Fox, the rare half-blood between two races: Nine-Tail White Fox and Red Fox. Dong Hua is fabulous, he looks like a 20-year-old-boy even his age is fairly same as Feng Jiu's grandma's age. Dong Hua is a white hair man who was born in the Dong Huang Cave with no parents. He is one of the biggest person in the History and more than thousand girls adore him.

## Three Lives Three Worlds

**First Life:** She still a little princess who always adore him, tried a lot of different ways to meet him. He is a Lord, saved her once but never knows her existed.

**Second Life:** She's a Gui Ren (Emperor's wife but lower than Empress or Fei) in the mortal realm who cannot live with the one she loves even he loves her. He's a Emperor loves her but never happy about love.

**Third Life:** She's a princess in a fake world who forgot almost memories. He's her husband and realized her past.

## Characters

* Major Characters
* Minor Characters

 Dong Hua Dijiun(东华帝君)

 Bai Gun Gun:

## Chapters

***Upper Volumn***

**Prologue**

***Part One – The Reborn Bodhi Vines***

**Chap 1**

**Chap 2**

**Chap 3**

**Chap 4**

**Chap 5**

**Chap 6**

***Part Two – Fanyin Valley***

**Chap 7**

**Chap 8**

**Chap 9**

**Chap 10**

**Chap 11**

***Lower Volumn***

***Part Three – Aranya***

**Chap 1**

**Chap 2**

**Chap 3**

**Chap 4**

**Chap 5**

**Chap 6**

***Part Four – The Shadows’ Souls***

**Chap 7**

**Chap 8**

**Chap 9**

**Chap 10**

**Chap 11**

**Chap 12**

**Chap 13**

**Chap 14**

**Chap 15**

**Chap 16**

***Part Five – Mistaking Destiny***

**Chap 17**

**Chap 18**

**Chap 19**

**Chap 20**

**Chap 21**

**Epilogue**

**Extra:** Tangqi Gongzi’s Interview Snippets.
Gabija, Countess of Sevastopol

Spouse
 Religion

**Gabija, Countess of Sevastopol** (born **Gabija Aldona Emilija Mikoliūnas**, 19 April 1983) is a member of the Ukrainian Royal Family. She married Danylo, Crown Prince of Crimea, who was at the time third in line to the Ukrainian throne in 2004. Lithuanian by birth her marriage into the Ukrainian Royal Family was a huge boost in improving the poor Ukrainian–Lithuanian relations. She has used her position in the royal family to continue to heel and grow the relations between the two countries.
Gustoff

**Trivia*** NPC (Tim Lanning)
* Race: Human
* Class: Farmer
* Age: Adult
* Status: Alive
* MISC Info:
	+ Greasy, grey-black hair1

**Episodes**
Random Encounters* Random Encounters: Norhall Academy for Adventurers and Heroes - Episode 3
* Random Encounters: Norhall Academy for Adventurers and Heroes - Episode 4
Episode 88 - Wishes!

DJ
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* 5. I wish I could control time.
* 4. I wish I could go to Disney for free for the rest of my life.
* 3. I wish I could play, not just any, but every instrument.
* 2. I wish I could cure things about people that they don’t like about themselves.
* 1. I wish I was not afraid of heights.

## Fro

* 5. I wish I had infinite money.
* 4. I wish that genies were real.
* 3. I wish that Snowflame made a resurgence and was popular forever.
* 2. I wish to be chopped by Hardcore Holly, Krispin Wah, and Ric Flair.
* 1. I wish to own a chimpanzee... that won't eat my face.

## Matt

* 5. I wish my shoulders didn't dislocate anymore.
* 4. I wish Heath Ledger was still alive.
* 3. I wish it was socially acceptable to eat people.
* 2. I wish I could fuck Judy Garland in her prime.
* 1. I wish that I could have every and any power I've ever wanted.
Episode 78 - The Long Road to Caer

After a grueling battle against a many eyed beholder, the gang is simply happy to be breathing fresh air. After a big breaths and dividing up the loot they make their return voyage to Caer. But, as it often happens, our return trip was not as easy as one would hope… you see we were slowed down at many stages and had to help innocent people. It was terrible.

## **Story**

The gang has defeated the Beholder and it's time to finally get on the road to Caer. And how best to travel long distances? By skill challenge of course! This one is different, made into 3 sets of 3 so that each person must do at least one skill.

Thom starts by summoning all the griffons, then Harper scares away some lizard folk. As they mount the griffons they are beset upon by some wyverns, but Aludra directs them through some flying maneuvers to safety.

As they continue to fly along, they see a caravan that is being attacked by monsters below. Thom intimidates the fuck out of them by doing a scary 3 point Titanfall landing. The caravan has no reward to give them so they fly away immediately. They stop to rest at an inn but there is no room, biblical style. Rather than find a nice manger, Harper convinces the owner that Thom is a dragonborn prince who must have a room, and they get a good night's sleep. On the next flight it rains heavily and they stop at a town whose dam is about to crumble. Aludra figures out how to fix it and they save the town. Again there is no reward so they fly away in a huff.

After several days of flying without food, the team barely manages to struggle into a nearby cave. Luckily Aludra finally uses her dungeoneering to make a delicious mushroom soup. It's so good Thom and Harper actually thank her out loud. They eventually get to Caer and Thom convinces the guards to let them in without much fuss. However they get accosted by guards on the way to the Temple of Erathis. Harper tries to get them out of it but fails his roll and they must escape on foot.

The episode ends with them at the door of the Temple of Erathis.

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Tim Lanning - Lord Titus Harper
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra Wyrmsbane
* Mike Bachmann - Thom Vidalis

### **Locations**

* The Swamps of Ichtaka
	+ Temple of Ghostly Evil
* The long road to Caer
* Caer
	+ The Temple of Erathis

### **Quest Log Updates**

* [Active?] - Remove the Brain Bombs from the players' heads
	+ [Active?] - Return the Brazier to Fennekin
		- [Active] - Rescue Harper's family from Fennekin
Episode 62 - To Know Thyself

It is a terrible thing to have to face all that you are without the cool, calming balm that our memories tend to apply to all our shortcomings. Friends, family – please accept our newest entry into the Drunks and Dragons saga. Please also take a look into your own heart. Look into your mirror without any pretense. Our show is firstly a self-help podcast aimed to purge, however painfully, any imperfections that exist within your tortured soul. Bonana.

## **Story**

The party heads up to the main keep of House Vidalis. The House Vidalis House one might say. The guard at the front sees Blood Drinker and assumes our Thom is Thom Vidalis. The guard lets them in and asks where they want to go. Since Thom has no idea where to go he gets the guard to bring them to what ends up being a large pair of double doors.

They go inside to find Thom Vidalis sitting at his desk working. Our Thom and Blood Drinker have a quick and not very useful conversation about killing the pretender. Blood Drinker is not exactly a subtle thing. Thom Vidalis is immediately suspicious that our Thom is also carrying Blood Drinker. Harper and Aludra claim to be merchant sorcerers who can copy Blood Drinker but it doesn't work so well. Our Thom eventually admits that they are time travelers from a dark future where the Cleric of Orcus has ruined House Vidalis and the world. Thom Vidalis says that the Cleric is his key to defeating Pelor's Hope. The party doesn't quite register this at first, to many fan's disgruntlement. Despite our Thom's well rolled attempts at diplomacy Thom Vidalis finds their explanation unsatisfactory and draws his Blood Drinker.

They begin to fight and when the two Blood Drinkers hit each other Thom Vidalis's sword cracks and all the blood pours out of it. It collects and is absorbed by our Thom's Blood Drinker. Combat continues and they try not to kill Thom Vidalis. However Blood Drinker has other ideas and jumps forward to sink right into Thom Vidalis's chest. As Thom Vidalis dies on his blade, our Thom's memories come flooding back.

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Tim Lanning - Lord Titus Harper
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra Wyrmsbane
* Mike Bachmann - Thom the Dragonborn

### **Locations**

* The Swamps of Ichtaka
	+ Mist Marsh

### **Quest Log Updates**

* [???] - Retrieve Thom the Dragonborn's memories
* [Active] - Remove the Brain Bombs from the players' heads
	+ [Active] - Find The Brazier of Worlds
		- [Active] - Investigate The Ruins of House Vidalis and the Thom clones
Episode 9 - Welcome Back

## Episode Stats

Season 1 Episode 9

Title: Welcome Back

Air Date: 2/15/19

Length: 48:37

## From the Website

You ever hear a small voice from somewhere nearby? What about your friends, what if they heard it too? The Crew cheerfully make their way to the Police Station, but strange things start happening. Have they been here before? Find out in this week’s fun episode.

Want to peek behind the curtain? Check us out on YouTube where we record every other Friday.

This episode stars Staci, Fred, Mike, Steph, and Veronica and was produced and edited by Hiroshi. The opening and closing theme was created by Rob Anderson.

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## Episode Synopsis

After a brief discussion, Nighthawk offers to do a breakfast run. While the crew is eating Nighthawk
reports that there is a call regarding a missing child. The Crew heads to City Hall. Inside the crew finds
their individual desks. Inside is credentials for each of them. They are interrupted by a strange voice and find an odd bird. The bird scratches Clara as it escapes out a window. Outside the Crew sees a tree covered with Birds. The birds one by one start smashing into the window. Suddenly the dog barks and
the birds stop. Upstairs in Darius’s office the odd bird from before sits at the desk. The Crew begins remembering the previous events at St. Paxton Island. Todd redraws the bird board from before, to
communicate with the bird. The bird taps out the message Welcome Back.

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Garl Glittergold

Sparkling gemstones for eyes

**Garl Glittergold** was a diety for the Gnomish people of Drunkeros. He resided in Glitterhold, a sort of Gnomish afterlife.

## **Recent Events**

After Toby Treacletart died attempting to get into the lower vault of the bank of Ferrim Pecunia, in The Nine Hells, he was sent to Glitterhold, where he met Garl. Garl gave Toby a hint as to how he could get into the vault in a more successful way, and then sent his soul back down, into a clone that Toby had prepared.
Episode 20 - Keep It Together

## Episode Stats

Season 4 Episode 20

Title: Keep It Together

Air Date: 9/8/16

Length: 01:15

Swear Jar Count: No count this episode

Next Episode: Episode 21 - The Destination

Previous Episode: Episode 19 - Lightning in a Bottle

## From the Website

Finding the right travel partner can be difficult, but having that choice made for you doesn’t make anything easier. Our investigators know they need to get to New Orleans to save this mysterious woman, but how will they get there??

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Season 4 cover art by Kym Stonick.

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Cthulhu & Friends is actual play of the Call of Cthulhu tabletop roleplaying game using a modified version of the d20 ruleset. Tell your friends!

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## Episode Synopsis

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Tess, the red-haired woman, asks Leonard for help. Suddenly there's a crash of lightning and Leonard collapses. Later, when he wakes up, he finds Frank hovering over him. Leonard recounts the events for Frank. Then Frank & Leonard put an unconscious Evie in the hearse and load up the luggage. Leonard re-enters the clinic looking for the hearse keys. His search leads him to the basement. However, after hearing a strange noise in the basement Leonard leaves & uses his mysterious rock to bring forth the old woman in the ice cream truck. After she appears Leonard asks for help in getting to New Orleans. The strange woman negotiates with Leonard, and after he accepts her terms she suddenly slithers out of the truck towards Frank. After a struggle, she gets stuck in the hearse, but then disappears into a cloud of smoke. During this time, Tess somehow takes control of Evie's body. Then her, Leonard, and Frank jump into the truck and start driving towards New Orleans.

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Secare Perdere

The Secare are a race of hunters who are midly advanced and dominate the harsh planet of Fera Petram, a world filled with many beasts that could easily kill a human being. They are the mortal enemies of the Zam'Ari due to them stealing some important knowledge from them thousands of years ago which resulted in the secare to fall back in advancement and creating a rivalry between the two societies.

### Physical description

Male Secare's are tall, reaching to a maximum height of 6'12 and a minimum height of 5'8. Their average height is that of 6'4. Their skin is protected by what seems to be rocks on almost every part of their body with some spaces like hands, feet and face, with very few of them having more soft tissue in those parts. Males can see in the dark and they can see as far as an owl. The hair of a male reaches up to the their shoulders, but they have many small hair across all their body which serves them to know if they are being attacked from behind or if something is coming its way, kind of like a cat. Female Secare can variate in height from a maximum of 6'1 and a minimum of 5'2, their average height is 5'5. Unlike males, females have less rocks in their skin, which makes them less protected. Females can see in the dark better than males, capable of seeing as far as an eagle. The hair of females are longer, reaching up to their mid back which results into them having less small hair around their body. Female Secare have claws as their tool to attack, while males have stone on their fists to deal strong blows which compliments their natural strenght.

### Killer instinct & crystalization

The Secare have a different type of adrenaline that, apart from making them get faster and stronger, causes their eyesight to be more precise, their hearing more sensitive, their smell more precise and, apart from that males's hands, harden to a metallic state while a female's claws get sharper, capable of cutting an alloy of tungsten and a diamond. Thanks to their stone skin, the Secare have the special ability of crystalizing their rock skin to protect them further. Males' crystalization is stronger than females'.
Episode 92 - Vrock and Roll

Having successfully had an out-of-body experience, the gang readies itself for its largest quest to date – saving the world from a band pesky demons. Now that we have left the safety of Pelor’s Hope and seen first hand what happened to another not-so-lucky band of adventurers the reality of our situation is weighing heavily on our hearts. Not since that cursed temple have we been so afraid to make a decision. Fear is indeed the mind killer.

## **Story**

After waking up from their shared vision/dream thing the gang has a multitude of reactions to it. Thom mostly just vomits in the bushes because he spent so much time being a gnoll. Zird shows up and asks if they have any honey, because he's been having brunch with gnomes and they need honey. There is a lot of argument over what the hell that even means, and what is just going on in Zird's head. Particularly because he thinks the doorknob to the gnome's house is in a tree.

Unfortunately Thom forgot about the Vrock that he seduced and abandoned, and she is PISSED. A group of Vrocks attack them and the party tries to remember how to do 4E combat. Zird joins the fight in a whirling tornado of knives, but isn't the best at aiming and damages Jaela. But once they defeat the Vrocks, she is so nice that she doesn't hold it against him.

## **Trivia**

* This episode marks the beginning of Zird's love for honey. Remember this, children

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Tim Lanning - Lord Titus Harper
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra Wyrmsbane
* Mike Bachmann - Thom Vidalis
* Nika Howard - Jaela

### **Quest Log Updates**

* [On-hold] - End the Demon Apocalypse by destroying the Demon Portal
	+ [On-hold] - Find the Demonomicon
* [Active] - Find Adira Harper
	+ [Active] - Investigate the "Devil" situation northwest of Mastwick
* [On-hold] - Find Bucky
	+ [On-hold] - Investigate the "Gnoll" situation southwest of the burning hole where Caer used to be
* [Optional] - Clean up Drunkeros
	+ [Optional] - Investigate the Mind Flayers in the Swamps of Ichtaka
	+ [Optional] - Investigate Yeenoghu's Army
	+ [Optional] - Investigate Pyre ruling Mastwick
	+ [Optional] - Investigate The Coven of witches
	+ [Optional] - Investigate the Church of Bahamut's army
	+ [Optional] - Recruit the assistance of the Dwarves in Deephome
	+ [Optional] - Recruit the assistance of the Elves in Galanthis
Episode 58 - Most Wanted TV Crossovers

DJ
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* 5. Newsroom + Lost
* 4. That 70's Show + Happy Days
* 3. Dexter + Big Bang Theory
* 2. Parks and Rec + Modern Family
* 1. Breaking Bad + The Wire

## Dooley

* 5. American Idol + Hells Kitchen
* 4. Simpsons + Bobs Burgers
* 3. Girls + Workaholics
* 2. Parks and Rec + 30 Rock
* 1. Modern Family + Arrested Development

## Matt

* 5. Freakazoid + The Tick
* 4. Scooby Doo + Law and Order SVU
* 3. Married with Children + All in the Family
* 2. Pop up Video + WWE
* 1. Fringe + X-Files
Great Colosseum

**The Great Colosseum** was a fighting arena in Caer, owned and operated by Lord Trant Thumble. It was here that Trant made his adopted son, Tum "Darkblade" Thumble, fight to earn his place in the Thumble family.

Years later, Queen Aludra Wyrmsbane and her wife Jaela would have a dream of Aludra's son, Bucky being killed there by Trant using Blood Drinker.

## **Notable Occupants**

* Minotaur Tum Thumble
* A Fuckin' Crocodile Monster!

## **Episodes**

* Episode 20 - Gladiator Games
* Episode 21 - Family Dinner
* Episode 253 - Tower of Grey - *Dream Sequence*
* Episode 414 - Your Bones Are Mine
* Episode 415 - My Friend Melora
Episode 63 - 2015 Predictions!

## BWK

* 5. Ant-man "eh"
* 4. Bob Barker R.I.P in Peace
* 3. Zelda Wii U
* 2. Apple Watch "eh"
* 1. Miss More Episodes

DJ
--

* 5. Eddie Redmayne Wins Oscar
* 4. 3D Doritos Return
* 3. Orioles Over Cubs in the World Series
* 2. James Bond Actor Dies
* 1. Star Wars #1 of All Time

## Matt

* 5. Ant-Man...meh
* 4. Wrestling Makes a Comeback
* 3. BWK Quits!
* 2. Spider-Man Comes to Marvel
* 1. Top 5 of Death Domination!
Episode 7 - Blood, Milk, and Sky

## Episode Stats

Season 2 Episode 7

Title: Blood, Milk, and Sky

Air Date: 06/04/2014

Length: 01:13

Swear Jar Count: 32, Mike gets a 30% penalty on their "Imma Die" die for the game.

Next Episode: Episode 8 - Vengeance. Justice.

Previous Episode: Episode 6 - Renaissance Men

## From the Website

Being a pilot is serious business. I’m serious, you guys. Seriously.

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Back aboard Mason One, Erik moves through the Mason’s family complex and spots Riley lying in a pool of blood. However, he finds that she is still alive. Due to Riley’s injuries Erik places her into a medical pod. Erik then defrosts Emmett, and Warren Mason. Erik explains that Eddie has left for Earth, and the station is about to self-destruct. Erik receives instructions from Warren, and then he puts him back into cryostasis. Emmett sets about moving the Masons aboard a ship and gathering supplies for departure from the station. Riley’s procedure in the medical pod finishes, and she exits with a prosthetic leg. Erik greets her at the entrance.

After a brief conversation they decide to move her ship into the hold of a larger lab ship. After docking Riley prepares the Lab ship for departure. Once the ship had cleared the station Erik receives a call, it’s Jack. He has taken the space station. Erik orders an evacuation of Mason One, and then directs Riley to land the ship on Earth at the Mason Dunwich facility.

Upon disembarkation a large group of people greets the new arrivals. The self-appointed leader of the facility, Randal, tells Erik that they are under constant attack from bipedal feline creatures. Erik seems confused by the decrepit state of the facility. Randal explains further that the facility had been overrun by Jack previously, and they are just barely holding on. Seeing that the people of the facility need guidance Erik assumes control as CEO of the Mason Corporation. Emmett addresses the facility attempting to rally the people. Riley, Erik and Emmett head to separate rooms to retire for the night. Riley jumps into the shower. After hearing a strange noise the curtain is suddenly thrown aside by a large cat person. Riley is slaughtered by the catman slashing her carotid artery. And that's where we left off in this episode.

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Discuss Everything About Leafy

The only rules are that you can't say any hate about her. (She's the best character in existence). Discuss anything about her in the comments!!!

BTW, This is the Leafy collage I made (Only because FANDOM told me it was too big to fit the wiki background).

EDIT: Please bring more people along! (I only see few comments)
Episode 75 - The Temple of Ghostly Evil Part 4

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that cursed ax, amirite? Michael sure is a tricky monster who must be destroyed. Fear not, lovers of blood drinker, there are ways to fix this curse. OR ARE THERE. Who can say? Our pain is your entertainment, however, so we will continue on our path through this scary temple. Again, we move very slowly since we are afraid of being tricked and dying in every single room.

## **Story**

**WARNING** - This episode will have Justin Bieber’s “Baby” song stuck in your head.
The cursed battle axe prevents Thom from even carrying Blood Drinker, let alone wielding it, which forces one of his companions to step up and tote the great sword around for him. Aludra agrees to keep Blood Drinker in her bag of holding. However, as soon as she touches it, the sword speaks to her, and Thom gives her a knowing look.

Once Blood Drinker is tucked away, they head south and enter a room full of putrid, algae ridden water that smells like farts. Thom forces Debra, a mother to sixteen children, to swim across the water to ensure it is safe for them to pass. Nothing happens.

The adventurers continue into the next room where Aludra notices an amulet in the water. It’s made of brass with a large snail-shaped gemstone in its center. Once again, Thom nudges Debra into the foul water, but this time, something pulls her under and the water is tinged red (#RIPDebra #16orphans #WaterMonsters).

A massive snail-like creature emerges from the water. He is Taekozikakoel, Lord of the Snails. The group persuades him to help them by returning his amulet—the one that they had just found. The snail stretches out and forms a squishy bridge for them to cross and avoid Debra’s fate.

Suddenly, they hear a melodious voice singing in the next room:

*Baby, baby, baby oh*

*Like baby, baby, baby no*

The water is clear and inviting and there is a heavenly-looking creature standing in front of two partially submerged doors, and she looks sexy as heck. Aludra tries to talk to her, but the creature continues to sing. Thom is entranced by her song and wants to bone her.

When Harper throws an acid ball into the water, a crocodilian-humanoid bursts out of the water wearing an elaborate headdress and holding a trident. Roll for initiative.

Aludra kills the crocodilian creature by smashing his jaw with her hammer. Meanwhile, Harper burns the siren alive when she tries to kiss him because he prefers raven-haired beauties with elf ears…and because she was causing Thom psychic damage.

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Tim Lanning - Lord Titus Harper
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra Wyrmsbane
* Mike Bachmann - Thom Vidalis

### **Non-Player Characters**

* Deborah
* Taekozikakoel

### **Locations**

* The Swamps of Ichtaka
	+ Temple of Ghostly Evil

### **Quest Log Updates**

* [On-hold] - Remove the Brain Bombs from the players' heads
	+ [On-hold] - Return the Brazier to Fennekin
		- [On-hold] - Rescue Harper's family from Fennekin
* [Active] - Investigate Temple of Ghostly Evil