Kebab Kingdom

# The Kebab Kingdom

The Kebab Kingdom (Server name: The Kebab State) (Formerly: Melon Kingdom) is the second oldest kingdom in Alushimi, made on December 9, 2020 and currently under the de facto rule of Alino Discord#7753. It was well known as arguably being the most hated kingdom in Alushimi for causing unecessary chaos. The Kingdom most notably had the Pie Kingdom as their sworn enemy since even before November 30, 2020. In a surprising turn of events, the Kebab Kingdom also got good relations with the Pizza Kingdom in early June 2021.

## Government

*All usernames are shown as they are on April 24, 2022. This data is outdated. Click on the individual user profiles to see the current usernames.*

Headmaster (Leader): Let'sGo#5726

Head Management (2ic): Lazerknighta#1777

Kebab Council (3ic): E-Mufti#3782, Sheikh Ben-ghazi🇱🇾#7244

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Sultan [Leader]: Alino Discord

Head Management and Diwan of Internal Affairs: Ayaan (Yintel) and Yo-Semite

Cheif Minister and Kebab Council Head: Kebab<333

## Affliliations and Relations

The Kebab Kingdom had the Pizza Kingdom as one of their sworn enemies as well with Pie, however starting June 2021 the two kingdoms, each under Yintel's and Lazerknighta's rule respectively, started to have good ties with each other, even making a bloc consisting of the kingdoms called Backyard BBQ (Bloc).

The Kebab Kingdom had the Pie Kingdom as their sworn enemy the whole time.

The Kebab Kingdom had a rather neutral stance to other kingdoms whenever possible.

The Kebab Kingdom officially viewed the Biryani Kingdom as an extension of itself.

## War activity

The Kebab Kingdom is notorious for starting nearly every conflict in Alushimi. It has participated in every major war, including Pelons, Pizzabellum, and even supported coups, rebellions and revolutions in other kingdoms in order to spread Kebab propaganda. Although not agreed on by everyone, it has never won a war, only gotten white peace from them, but never lost.

## Statistics

*All statistics were last updated August 10, 2021. Source: The Milkman*

* Supporter Count: 33
* Wars Involved: 3
* Bloc Membership: Backyard BBQ
* On Test Server: Yes

## Politics and War Test Server

The Kebab Kingdom joined the test server on February 19, 2021 and never officially left, however beginning May 2021 the Kebab alliance in the Test Server was starting to be inactive and abandoned. It had treaties with some Non-Alushimi alliances during its time active. You can no longer find the alliance because it was deleted.

## Reigns

### Let'sGo as Leader

During the whole kingdom's existence, Let'sGo#5726 has been the leader of the Kebab Kingdom. However he was only really active from November - mid January, during which he built the Kebab community from scratch and made the kingdom a nice place to hang out and make fun of their enemies.

During Let'sGo's de facto leadership Kebab was involved in only one war, Pelons, back in December 9, 2020.

#### Lazerknighta as de facto Leader

From late January from now, due to Let'sGo's inactiveness, people in Alushimi usually go to Lazerknighta for any Kebab-related query, and recognize him as the de facto leader of Kebab. During his de facto leadership happened all the other wars Kebab was involved in.

### Alino as Sultan

*Main article: Alino control in Kebab*

On February 28, 2022 Alino Discord#7753 took over leadership of the Kebab Kingdom without any opposition, and merged his Biryani Kingdom into it, forming the Kebab-Biryani Union. People have seen this as a controversial move, however no action was taken against it in any way.

As of writing, Alino still sits as the Sultan of the Kebab-Biryani Union.

After the Vassalisation of Kebab Kingdom by the Biryani Kingdom, the state still had Alino as there Sultan.

## History

### October 2020

Let'sGo starts sending melon emojis at random on the Black Skies Discord server.

### December 2020

Pelons happens, in which the melon supporters at the time discover the Pie Kingdom's Discord server. In turn, they make their own server, formally creating the Melon Kingdom on December 9, 2020.

In the following days into Christmas, the melons' member growth rate started to be concerning for those at Pie.

### January 2021

*Main article: Pielovia*

Although never officially getting directly involved in Pielovia, they did delibirately express their support for the Pie coup, and was against the formation of the Pizza Kingdom.

After a few days of rising tensions, the then Melon Kingdom signs an NAP with Pie in order to avoid potential war between the two kingdoms due to the coup.

### February 2021

*Main article: Pizzabellum*

After a week long internal propaganda campaign and failure to get the Pies' support, the Kebab Kingdom launched an offensive attack on the Pizza Kingdom on February 6. Members were instructed to spam the melon emoji in as much channels, in as little time, as much as possible.

The attackers themselves took the attacks one step further by not only spamming the melon emoji, but started including gifs, walls of texts and even @everyone pings.

The then Melon Kingdom said that they "recognize the growing influence of the Pizza kingdom", as such they must stop it before the kingdom gets too powerful.

The Melons were involved in the peace talks on February 14 which resulted in a truce and a 1 week long Non Agreession Pact (NAP).

*Main article: The Urbino*

On February 18 the Melon Kingdom rebranded to the Kebab Kingdom and had some minor government changes and a server revamp.

### March 2021

*Main article: Titanfall, See also Alushimi in 2022*

On March 4, Lazer took a random screenshot of the Pizza-Pie government chat using his alternate account SoarKobi#3310 (2022: SoaRRomans#3310) and showed this to Pies and Pizzas in the Kebab server, disguising it as a leak from someone in the Pizza-Pie government. This effectively destabilized Pizza-Pie, and got the Kebab Kingdom a bit more leverage over it, however backfired the same month when Pizza-Pie declared war on Kebab for the simple reason of "F\*ck y'all". This war became later known as Kebab Hunt.

Later the same week, in a TCOTC court, it was decided that Cheese BOI#7623 is the Pizza-Pie snitch, and was banned from Alushimi shortly. However on February 28, 2022 Lazer did admit that that Cheese was innocent, and explained what actually happened.

### April 2021

*Main article: Kebab Hunt*

After almost a month of conflict, both Pies and Kebabs agree on peace on April 16.

### May 2021

*Main article: Titanfall 2.0*

After Pie Kingdom king Titan (Ping me)#3475 announced new kingdom reforms and effectively causing a revolution within his own kingdom, the Kebabs were quick to join the revolters' side. Several Kebab volunteers temporarily fled the kingdom in order to join the revolution.

On May 25, when the conflict was solved, the same members went back to their old positions in the kingdom.

### June 2021

*Main article: Backyard BBQ (Event), See also Backyard BBQ (Bloc)*

On June 5, after a signed MDOAP between Kebab, Pizza and Doge, all three kingdoms formed the Backyard BBQ bloc in order to strengthen ties with each other and become a threatening force against the Lunchbox bloc (Pie, Biryani and Potato).

### December 2021

On December 9, the Kebab Kingdom turned 1 year old.

## 2022

Nowadays the server is rarely used, and conversations only very rarely happen.

On December 9, 2022, the Kebab Kingdom will celebrate 2 years of existence.

### February 2022

*Main article: Alino control in Kebab*

On February 28,2022 Alino took over leadership of the Kebab Kingdom without any opposition, and merged his Biryani Kingdom into it, forming the Kebab-Biryani Union.

**June 2022**

Alino occupies Kebab as a Vassal State to Biryani, with him still staying the Sultan. ￼