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Pool head

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

This was a stunt that appeared in the second series of Dirty Sanchez and features only two Sanchez boys.

## Recipe for disaster

* Pub
* Head
* Pool stick
* Pool table
* Pool ball

## Bop

In a pub outside of the Royal Marines training camp, Dainton and Pancho decide to play a game of pool using their heads...literally! Pancho put his head on the head while Dainton got the pool ball and stick ready. Dainton hit the ball into Panchos head which hurt him quite a lot.

## Aftermath

Pancho had a headache from the stunt and it was made worse when Dainton decides to hit Pancho with the pool stick afterwards.

## Gallery of pain

1/2
Meter of mustard

Style
 Participants

"*Never snort mustard, English mustard*"
— Pritchard afterwards

This was a stunt that made its only appearance in the first series of Dirty Sanchez and features only one Sanchez member involved.

## Recipe for disaster

* English mustard
* Table
* Straw
* Nostril

## Good old Colemans

Pritchard was the only the only Sanchez boy who would dare do something this stupid. Pritchard used a straw to snort up the meter of mustard. Pritchard managed to get half way before tilting his head up in distorted pain. He continued to do the other half successfully.

## Aftermath

Pritchard's nose felt like it was on fire which also made him sick. He regretted the stunt afterwards.

## Gallery of eww

That's just not cricket
Extreme Bungee

Style
 Participants

"*My pants are full of poo!*"
— Pritchard during the stunt

This was a stunt from the spinoff series Sanchez Get High and it only involves one of the two Sanchez boys.

## Recipe for disaster

* Bungee
* Rope
* High bridge
* Lake

## Down under

On a bridge in Australia, Pritchard was tied to the bottom with a bungee band and the only thing holing him still was a piece of rope. Dainton slowly cut the rope which caused Pritchard to fall rapidly and almost smacking the lake below. Like an elastic band Pritchard went up and down rapidly.

## Aftermath

Pritchard managed to get an adrenaline high from this stunt, though he also thought it was scary.
Olly Tridgell

Age
 Family
 Nicknames

Olly is a camera man and intern for at least the first series of Dirty Sanchez. He is also good friends with Pancho and Pritchard.

## History

He was born and raised in England. Olly was an intern at MTV and was made to work with the Sanchez boys. He helped film some of the moments of Dirty Sanchez and during his time became good friends with Pancho and Pritchard. According to Pritchard he was constantly "fucked" with resulting in him becoming very paranoid around the Sanchez boys.
The Dirty Sanchez Story

No. of Episodes
 Running Time
 Channel
 First aired
 Last aired

**The Dirty Sanchez Story** (also know as **The Sanchez Story**, **Dirty Sanchez podcast**) is a miniseries/podcast that was released in 2020 as a part of the 20th anniversary of Dirty Sanchez.

## History

Originally the Sanchez boys were to do a 20th anniversary was to be a live tour, however, the COVID-19 pandemic had ruined these plans, however, host Matt Stacks opted for the boys to do a short show together to discuss their past. As such the podcast was created as a way to celebrate Dirty Sanchez.

## Synopsis

The show has the four Sanchez boys sat around a table discussing their history and any behind the scenes details about their past adventures while also giving insight to stunts and gags from their time and even before the show. It discusses how tyhe show was created and what they're up to now.
Check Out My Subarooo!

This was a song made by Dan Joyce under the rapper name "Dirty Dan Joyce" and was released in 2005. The song was made a joke and was meant to be as overly gross and offensive during the height of Dirty Sanchez and was created around the time the film was being made.

## Lyrics

Rear view mirror

I watch you disappear

Left in the rear

Exhaust fumes blazing

Amazing, raising the bar

Subaru

No fucking normal car

Cunts

I pull stunts and bitches

Bitches call up in the Subaru

Bought with bad boy riches

Kids with herpes

Lick my balls

Fuck the road

Bitch, check my flex

Fuck WRX

My Scoobies like sex

I'm fatter than Kylie

More grimey than Wiley

I'm deeper than Fu Manchu

Stop sniffing the glue

Check out the Subaru

Check out my Subaru

Check out my Subaru

Check the nips on the Nippon

Get a grip on, get a flip on

Open windows, car gets nippy

Picking up sluts in the chippy

Pistons fisting like a Nazi

Drive my car like kamikaze

More skill than Kill Bill

One-two, jo-woo

Kung Fu, eat my poo

Subaru

Check out my Subaru

Check out my Subaru

Got a flat four you know the score

It's got four wheels, it's a car

Got a flat four you know the score

And I use it mainly to go to Spar

Got a flat four you know the score

Wasted, I know you say

Got a flat four you know the score

That much power, just to go to the shops?

Eat my dust, fuckers

Foot down, acceleration

Blow past Gatsos flashing

Speed trap coppers, suck my fat cock

Subaru bastards

Braking distance, I don't care

Get out of my fucking way

You imbecile little fucking gay

Stop sniffing the glue

And check out the Jap import Subaru

Check out my Subaru

Check out my Subaru

Check out my Subaru

Bad boy

Check out my Subaru

Bad boy

Check - out - my - Subaru

You grippy, slippy, wippy, nippy

My car is very nippy

Kids get in the back of my car

And they do a poo, in the back of the Subaru

They slide the faeces inside the rear

They get out, they have gonorrhoea

Kids with gonorrhoea in the back of my car

Very bad, very bad

I'm very bad

I'm dirty, dirty

Dirty like a little girl in the back of the car

Frigging herself with a cucumber

Cumming all over the back of my seat in a Subaru

Burberry everywhere, fucking horrible

Disgusting, no style, no class

Minging, minging

## Music Video

The video consists of Dan Joyce rapping about his Subaru against a brick wall backdrop as animated imagery is shown in reference to the lyrics.

## Trivia

* The music video has Sailor Moon hentai featured in it.
* The song was featured at the end of The Dirty Sanchez Story/ Vol 2.
Piss bucket

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

"*Anyone new to the Sanchez crew has to do a stunt*"
— Dainton

"*Who gets to choose?*"
— Johnny B

"*We do! We get to pick*"
— Dainton

This was a prank from the third series of Dirty Sanchez featuring two Sanchez members, one of which being Johnny B.

## Recipe for disaster

* Bucket
* Piss
* Tough easterner

## Piss pots

At the start of the tour Dainton told Johnny B that a prank would be performed on him as he was a new member of the Sanchez crew. Filmed during the stag do stunt, while Johnny B went out for presumably another beer or to the toilet, Dainton decided to piss into the puke bucket. Dainton waited for Johnny B's return as well a perfect opportunity. Dainton reminds Johnny B about his deal before chucking the bucket of piss on him before he runs off, the other boys joining as they didn't want to be around when Johnny B became angry.

## Aftermath

"*You're fucking dead!*"
— Johnny B after getting covered in piss

Not surprisingly Johnny didn't take lightly to being covered in piss, not long after his threat to Dainton he is next seen having him in a headlock, managing to find him after he ran off.

## Gallery of eww

Mouse trap
Choke hold

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

"*Wanna get choked?*"
— Jukka

This was a stunt involving Pancho being picked on by Jukka when it the becomes deadly and violent. This was featured on The Dudesons.

## Recipe for disaster

* Welsh Midget
* Mad Finnish bastard

## Can't breath

During the wait for a live show the Sanchez boys and Dudesons hung out with one another. Pancho immediately became the butt of everyone's joke as they started picking on him. Jukka then got a bit feisty with Pancho and held him in a choke hold. This was a dangerous move by Jukka and could have proved fatal.

## Aftermath

Pancho was knocked unconscious by Jukka. He started dribbling and soon felt dazed and confused. A health and saftey expert had to come it and assist Pancho.
Drone Fishing

Style
 First Appearance
 Last Appearance

"*Alright enough of the horse shit, this is what's going down. We got one drone, one fishing hook, one ear.*"
— Dainton

This is a stunt performed by Dainton in 2016. It was for his web show "Goon TV" and involved only Dainton from the original Sanchez crew.

## Recipe for disaster

* Drone
* Fishing hook
* Ear
* Friends

## 2016: Year of the reboot

For some time, Dainton had hinted at a possible Fishing hook stunt involving a drone. On Instagram he had shown "teasers" for this particular stunt until 23rd May when the stunt was released.

Dainton along side friend and aerial photographer Warren Pitt decided it would be a clever idea to use a drone to tear a fishing hook from his ear. Firstly, Dainton got the fishing hook and hooked it onto the end of his ear. The fishing hook was tied to the drone. Dainton then sat down on a tree stump while Warren started up the drone. The drone set off flying over Dainton and getting higher with each second, tugging the fishing hook. The drone was so strong that is pulled Dainton away from the stump and sometimes dragged him around. Eventually Warren crashes the drone, to Dainton's relief.

## Aftermath

The drone had broken apart which upset Warren. Dainton was bleeding quite significantly from the drone fishing. At the end of the video Dainton hints that there maybe more stunts on the way...
Shock sleep

Style
 Participants
Lee Dainton
Pancho
 First Appearance

"*As you can see he's practically braindead*"
— A doctor referring to Pancho

Shock sleep was a stunt that was removed from Dirty Sanchez the movie but made an appearance in the fourth series of Dirty Sanchez and featured all the Sanchez.

## Recipe for disaster

* Brain
* Doctor
* Scan
* Low IQ
* Sleep Centre

## Braindead

"*truth about this was, we were in this sleep centre, just getting shots of us getting to bed.It wasn't supposed to be a stunt at the back of it.*"
— Dainton

While in a "Sleep Centre", the boys decided to have their brains checked as they slept, all for the means of getting shots for the movie. A doctor placed wires onto the head of Pritchard (who went first). These wires sent short shocks to Pritchard's head causing him to twitch as he tried to sleep. However he was too active for the experiment that it didn't work. Dainton then went next before Joyce followed suit, only to waggle his penis to the annoyance of the doctor. Pancho was last, he needed beer to go to sleep. As a result of drinking too much, Pancho fell a sleep, which shown that he was "brain dead"

## Aftermath

No pain was involved in this stunt and the shots were mostly unused.

See: Super glue (wake up prank)

## Gallery of sleep

1/2

Voodoo trance
Jukka Hilden

Age
 Family
 Nicknames

***Remember**: This is not a Dudeson wiki, everything here must be linked to Dirty Sanchez and or Dirty Sanchez related.*

"*The rockstar, the show man, the never-stopping energizer bunny of the Dudesons crew*"
— Music Television USA website

Jukka Hilden is the main leader of the stunt group known as The Dudesons. Hildén was born in Seinäjoki. When Hildén was nine years old, his homemade bomb destroyed the living room of his home and severely burned his face. He is a Finnish special operations paratrooper due to Finland's compulsory service. Currently, he resides in Helsinki, Finland and Hollywood, California.

He and the other Dudesons still do their show unlike the Sanchez boys.

## Relationship with Dirty Sanchez

Though Jukka never appeared on Dirty Sanchez himself he did however feature the Sanchez boys on his show The Dudesons more than once. The Dudesons episode Dirty bets in Australia featured Pancho and Pritchard. The episode itself was mainly a series of bets being played out against himself and Jarno Laasala. In one bet it involved the Dudesons boys siding with a Sanchez boy to see if one could spin a hula hoop with nails around their neck. Sadly for Jukka he had Pancho as a partner and unsurprisingly Pancho lost the challenge resulting in Jukka having his tough stapled onto Pancho's arse.

The second time the Sanchez boys involved Jukka picking on poor old Pancho. Firstly he picked Pancho up with a stick in between his legs then he chocked Pancho, knocking the small man out. Jukka and the other Dudesons then proceeded to do a live show along side Dirty Sanchez.

The Dudesons and Dirty Sanchez have attended multiple Gumball 3000 events together and in 2014 Jukka and Dainton participated in a stunt involving Chilli. It involved the two men eating extremely hot chilli and unfortunately for Jukka he lost most of the challenge and ate more than Dainton.
Jobs for the boyos

First aired
 No. of episodes
 Previous series

"*Giving out the sort of careers advice only a bunch of masochistic psychos can give*"
— Nuts

Series two of Dirty Sanchez called Jobs for the boyos. Once again featuring the Sanchez crew, this time the boys have to go out and work at some jobs.

## Premise

The Sanchez crew work for some job for a week, while the week passes they commit stunts and pranks towards eachother on the work site. Each week the boys would work in different careers such as Building or Royal Marines. It takes the same format of interviewing the Sanchez crew and the work colleagues but this time there are no family or friend interviews.

## Reception

Unlike before this series got very positive reviews. This series became a huge hit resulting in the show becoming the biggest hit in MTV UK history and is still the only MTV UK series to be broadcast in the United States.

## DVD release

    Like the rest of the series it was given a DVD release featuring every episode. It included a Photo gallery, hidden content of the Director and other staff member being given a stunt to welcome them to Dirty Sanchez and lastly Unseen footage exclusive to the DVD only.

## Trivia

* This was the only Series shown in America.
* The filming of each episode is out of order, with the second episode Men at Work being filmed first, followed by Health and Beauty. This is revealed by Pancho in the deleted scenes through the Cement Boots stunt and through the second D-Lock prank, which happened the night before the Health and Beauty shoot.

Jobs for the boyos: Health and Beauty•Men at Work•Martial Arts•Going Commando•Firefighters•Cowboys•The Best of...•Behind the Sanchez
European Invasion:Scandinavia•Germany•Czech Republic•Greece•Italy•Spain
The Movie/Behind the seven deadly sins:Dirty Sanchez the movie•Sloth•Wrath•Lust•Envy•Pride•Gluttony•Greed
Sanchez get High: Brazil•Mexico•Philippines•Cambodia•South Africa•Australia•India•Japan•The Comedown
Mouse catcher

Style
 Participants
Matthew Pritchard
Dan Joyce
 First Appearance

"*Mouse catcher. Give me some fucking mice, where's the fucking mice, let me have em'*"
— Pritchard while wearing mouse trap earrings

This was a stunt that featured all the Sanchez's. It was shown in series one of Dirty Sanchez.

## Recipe for disaster

* Mouse traps
* Fingers,ears and every thing else

## Of mice and men

Dainton was first to test out the mouse trap. He put his finger in and immediately felt pain, but didn't scream. Pritchard was next and also felt pain. The boys then decide to use a bigger mousetrap with a more powerful spring. They test it out on an *Eminem* album and the mousetrap breaks it.

Dainton was first once again and put his fingers on the mousetrap. This time the pain was worst and Dainton flipped up and screamed. Pritchard was next and his reaction was the same. Pancho was chosen to be next and his reaction was more or less the same. Joyce was last and he was reluctant to do it but did so.

Pritchard then thought it was a good idea to put the mouse trap on his ear, he screamed but didn't take it off instead he did it a second time on the other ear. Pritchard then decided to put a mouse trap on his penis.

## Aftermath

"*It's a slight sting isn't it?*"
— Pritchard

There were few marks on the fingers,ears and penis. It was described as a stinging pain and the pain did not last long.

## Angry Pirates

During the Angry Pirates stunt, Pancho had to perform a stunt in order to get his money back, this was the stunt in question. Pancho had to have the mouse trap trap his tongue, however, during the process Pritchard kept distracting him making his nervousness worse. Pancho eventually did and once again he had his money. Pritchard decide to go after Pancho due to his distracting behaviour, he didn't receive any money.

## Gallery of pain

That's just not cricket

Voodoo trance
Crazy golf

Style
 Participants
Lee Dainton
Dan Joyce
Pancho
 First Appearance

"*Fuck me this is fucking stupid!*"
— Dan Joyce complaining

This is a stunt that appeared in the first series of Dirty Sanchez and is also the second golf style stunt. This features all the Sanchez boys as well as other people, the golfers.

## Recipe for disaster

* Golfers
* Golf balls
* Skin

## On **par** with jackass... again

The stunt originally began with just Dainton and Dan. Dan and Dainton where out in the open, topless with a mask, picking up golf balls. While the Sanchez boys did that, golfers lined up to hit the boys. Dan was hit the most by the balls to the point he eventually had enough.

Pancho replaced Dan and soon facing the brunt force of all the golf balls. At one point Pancho got hit in the testicles. Dainton got hit on the arm and even in the arse a few times and decided to replace himself with Dan who lasted a little longer this time. Dan was hit but not as much as Pancho however Dan was soon replaced by Pritchard who wanted a turn.

By observing, Pritchard had no idea how painful being hit by a golf ball was. That was until he got hit twice in the shoulder. Pritchard then suffered the worse injury out of the rest of the Sanchez boys when he got hit in the fingers. Pritchard ran off in pain leaving Pancho to suffer some more. Pancho eventually gave up after hit on the back.

## Aftermath

All the boys had red marks and or bruises on their bodies where the golf balls made impact. Pritchard's fingers became numb from a hit while Pancho had sore testicles as well as having the most marks on his body.

## Gallery of pain

That's just not cricket
Room 503

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

"*Dainton don't know about it so it must have been you musta fucking wrecked the room, why?*"
— Johnny B upon being given a bill for damages

This was incident that happened in Germany involving Pritchard becoming extremely intoxicated and destroying a hotel room.

## Recipe for disaster

* Mad man
* Alcohol
* Hotel room
* East end bruiser

## Anarchy in Germany

"*They're charging us a thousand fucking Euros, what you fucking do?!*"
— Johnny B reveals the cost of the mayhem

It's unclear what exactly happened in the hotel room but from what had been described and from audio footage. Before the incident itself Pritchard got intoxicated and went to the hotel room afterwards. There Pritchard ether got violent or extremely excited and wrecked the room. A producer/cameraman or friend had tried to stop Pritchard but the room was completely damaged.

## Aftermath

The Sanchez team were charged with €1000 for damages. Johnny B interrogated all the Sanchez boys but soon found out Pritchard was to blame. Johnny had a talk with Pritchard but proved to be useless. Johnny got reasonably angry and grabbed Pritchard by the lower jaw and threatened him to not cause any more damage.

## Gallery of justice

Mouse trap
Spaghetti string

Style
 Participants

"*Other people's children don't do that, do they!*"
— Dan's mother

This was a small stunt that appeared in the first series of Dirty Sanchez. Only Dan Joyce committed the stunt as it was a "Gut wrenching" one.

## Recipe for disaster

* Spaghetti
* Nostril

## Mom's spaghetti

The stunt involved Dan using a piece of spaghetti and instantly putting it up his nose. he snorts the spaghetti in order to get it up his nose. As he does so he almost vomits but of course this made it easier to get the spaghetti string out of his system. Dan manages to pull the spaghetti string out of his mouth and eventually gets it out of his head. He shows it off to the camera and smiles.

## Aftermath

Dan didn't suffer from any aftermath pain and soon repeated the stunt with a Squid penis .

## Gallery of eww

That's just not cricket
Fork Throat

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance
 Last Appearance

"*@mtvuk you guys are blowing it! We could make another movie with just granny a finger and a knife n fork*"
— Dainton's message to MTV

This was a prank pulled off by Pritchard in reference to a video involving an old woman waking up after a man stuck his fingers in her mouth.

## Recipe for disaster

* Sleeping
* Firends
* Fork
* Long Journey back

## Choking Hazard

Whilst on a plane, returning home. Pritchard had a fork with him, where he then decided to stick the fork in Dainton's mouth and down his throat, waking him up.

## Aftermath

Dainton did not appear mad or angry by Pritchard, despite grabbing his arm aggressively, instead finding amusement in the prank.

## External Link

* https://www.instagram.com/p/B6RLvUvhsxu/
Frozen tongue

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

This is a stunt that happened in the first series of Dirty Sanchez. It only involves two Sanchez boys, competing against each other to see who is better despite this not being a challenge.

## Recipe for disaster

* Freezer
* Tongue
* Rivalry

## Ice, Ice maybe?

Dainton cleared out a freezer in order to stick his tongue on to the freezer. Dainton stuck down the side of his tongue, but as soon as it got too cold for him, Dainton tore his tongue away from the freezer. Dainton then pointed out a bit of his tongue which was torn off and still stuck to the freezer. Pritchard decided he wanted a go. Pritchard did the same thing as Dainton but this time stuck down most of his tongue. Like Dainton he took his tongue off and tore off a chunk.

## Aftermath

"*There's a bit of my tongue!*"
— Dainton pointing out a chunk of his tongue

Both boys were bleeding quite erratically. Dainton was missing only a shed of his tongue, while Pritchard was missing a much larger chuck of his tongue.

## Gallery of pain

That's just not cricket
Named stunts

Over the course of Dirty Sanchez stunts had mainly remained somewhat unnamed, however on some occasions where the stunts are named. Stunts are named by ether MTV, the Sanchez boys, fans, the producers or even other people such as family members or members of the public.

## Why some stunts are named

Stunts are given names for memorability purposes as well as giving a stunt a purpose. Stunts are named sometimes unintentionally, for example the Heavy metal stunt was named by Dainton after piercing himself and seeing Pritchard pierced. Some stunts are named in reference to a movie or TV show etc. such as Robocock. Stunts are named simply by what is visually happening for example using a meat tenderiser against your own body, the obvious name for the stunt would be Meat Tenderiser. Some stunts are named by fans and end up becoming the official name such as Pinhead which was originally a fan name for the stunt but Dainton eventually adopted the name. Almost all the Sanchez Get High stunts were named.

## List of named stunts

All the stunts are in alphabetical order. Stunts in green were named by MTV , blue equals Sanchez boys, red equals producers and other people and blank is other.
Finger game

Style
 Participants

This was a stunt from the first series of Dirty Sanchez featuring only one of the Sanchez boys.

## Recipe for disaster

* Hammer
* Fingers

## Eeny, meeny, miny, moe

Dainton decided to play the finger game, rather than using a knife he used a hammer. At first he managed to avoid his fingers with every hit but this was only with the first four hits, he ended up hitting his pinky finger.

## Aftermath

It hurt a lot and Dainton's finger became bruised by the hammer hit.

That's just not cricket
Kylie Minogue

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance

"*Dainton's now gonna try and make himself look like Kylie Minogue*"
— Pritchard before the stunt

This was a stunt performed by Pritchard and Dainton. It features Dainton and Pritchard being shocked by muscle stimulators on the arse in order to get that perfect Kylie Minogue ass while also tormenting each other at the same time.

## Recipe for disaster

* Ass
* Rivalry
* Muscle stimulators

## Shock therapy

"*It is a heavy duty (muscle) satellite treatment this one. We don't use it unless it's necessary*"
— A Doctor
Dainton was originally the only one who was going to do the stunt but Pritchard wanted to prove himself better so they both ended up doing it. Dainton had the pads placed around his cheek muscles. At first the doctors started from a low voltage which got Dainton screaming straight away, his ass cheeks twitching in response to the muscle stimulators. The doctors turned the voltage higher and it proved very painful for Dainton so much so he begged for the pads to be taken off, Pritchard laughing the whole time, until he realised it would soon be his turn, and trying to back out after seeing how much pain Dainton was in.

"*Feel the pain. Feel the pain. Feel the pain!*"
— Dainton turning up the voltage

Dainton decided to get his revenge on Pritchard (even though he didn't do anything but laugh) for making him go through with the shocks by being the one to turn the dial up and shock him. Unlike Dainton however Pritchard's shocks were much more intense and caused him to be in immense pain, in fact he felt so much pain that he was biting the bed, all while his ass was twitching like mad and Dainton, as well as the doctors laughing at him. It turned out there was a reason for this, the doctors discovered Dainton had accidentally turned the dial all the way to maximum right from the beginning. At the end of the shocks Dainton slapped Pritchard on the head, causing him more pain.

## Aftermath

Both boys suffered a lot of pain but it was only temporary and didn't last long, and they managed to get the Kylie Minogue asses they came for.

## Trivia

* This stunt originally was shown on Jackass: The Movie, another fellow MTV stunt show/movie.

That's just not cricket
Tae Kwon Don't

Style
 Participants
Dan Joyce
 First Appearance

"*He needs life insurance*"
— A child commenting on the fight

This is a stunt from the first series of Dirty Sanchez which features two Sanchez boys.

## Recipe for disaster

* Professional martial artists
* Idiots
* Tae Kwon Do

## Fight, fight, fight

Dan Joyce was given the task to fight a professional martial artist in a Tae Kwon Do fight. He fought the man by trying to kick him, but the martial artist dodged every attack. The martial artist kicked Dan in the head at least twice before he tried running away from the situation, this obviously didn't work as Dan eventually got kicked right in the face.

Pritchard later decided he wanted a go. Pritchard jumped and kicked his feet but fell flat onto the ground hurting himself. Pritchard then got kicked repeatingly before eventually being kicked right into the corner.

## Aftermath

Dan got kicked quite hard in the face, though it is unknown if there was any damage.

## Trivia

* This stunt was formally named by MTV.

That's just not cricket
Dog food

Style
 Participants
 First Appearance
 Last Appearance

This was a deleted scene that appeared on the Front end and Rear end DVD.

## Recipe for disaster

* Dog
* Dog food
* Face

## Doggy style

   It was a very brief stunt. Pritchard had laid down on the ground while Dainton and others had placed dog food all over Pritchard's face. A large black dog ate the food off of Pritchard's face.

## Aftermath

Unknown what the aftermath was except that the dog had eaten all the food and everyone else found it funny and disgusting.
Mexico

Directed by

This is the second episode of the spinoff series Sanchez Get High. This episode follows Dainton and Pritchard trying to find Mexico's ancient highs based all around gods.

## Intro

"*We wanna taste Mexico first hand for the perfect trip*"
— Dainton while dressed as a clown

The boys are told about the "Flesh of the Gods" which is basically magic mushrooms on a mountain. They are given the task to search for the "Flesh of the Gods" but Dainton has plans to get Pritchard back for the events in Brazil. It isn't long before they find these highs.

### Stunts Featured

* Dead arm
* Mexican Paper Wasps
* Flesh of the Gods

## Misadventures in Mexico

"*If that wasn't the perfect fucking trip I don't know what was*"
— Pritchard one day later

The day after the boys were proud of the highs they just had the day before and now they decided to have fun for the rest of the week, doing things that other Mexican men would do to prove they're hard.

They then discovered some remedies that could make them invulnerable to pain, of course they decide to test this out.

### Stunts Featured

* Oaxaca Bar Game
* Mexican wrestling

## Giving up

"*Day 6: Still looking for the perfect high*"
— subtitle

On the road once more looking for another high that the boys could use. They struggled to find another one until Pritchard read about a herbal drug that they could use, hilarity soon ensues.

## Trivia

* This is one of the shortest Dirty Sanchez episodes, especially considering the fact that two stunts took half of the episode.

Jobs for the boyos: Health and Beauty•Men at Work•Martial Arts•Going Commando•Firefighters•Cowboys•The Best of...•Behind the Sanchez
European Invasion:Scandinavia•Germany•Czech Republic•Greece•Italy•Spain
The Movie/Behind the seven deadly sins:Dirty Sanchez the movie•Sloth•Wrath•Lust•Envy•Pride•Gluttony•Greed
Sanchez get High: Brazil•**Mexico**•Philippines•Cambodia•South Africa•Australia•India•Japan•The Comedown
Howard Marks

Age
 Family
 Nicknames

"*I first met Howard when he was Dj'ing at a club in Cardiff. He came back to mine for an after party which went on for 3 days, drinking and chatting. I could sit there and listen to his stories for hours with that deep welsh tone of a voice.*"
— Pritchard the day of his death

Howard Marks was a Welsh drug smuggler turned author, who achieved notoriety as an international cannabis smuggler through high-profile court cases. At his peak he was supposedly smuggling consignments of the drug as large as 30 tons, and was connected with groups as diverse as the CIA, the IRA, MI6, and the Mafia. He was eventually convicted by the American Drug Enforcement Administration and handed a 25-year sentence to be served at Terre Haute; he was released in April 1995 after serving seven years. Though he had up to 43 different aliases, he became known as "Mr Nice".

Howard Marks changed his drug smuggling ways and became a author releasing an autobiography called "Mr Nice" which became a huge hit. After words he worked with other authors and supported the legislation of cannabis. Howard also has a minor career of acting, he worked in films such as *Killer Bitch* and *I Know You Know*. He even collaborated with Welsh group *Super Furry Animals* on their album *Fuzzy Logic* and on their singles *The Man Don't Give a Fuck* and *Ice Hockey Hair*.

## Time in Dirty Sanchez

The boys decided to choose Howard Marks for the role of Satan due to his criminal past. During the time he became quite good friends with Pritchard and Dainton. From what could be known, the boys absolutely loved having him around.

On the day of his death, both Dainton and Pritchard left messages on Instagram showing their respect for the man.

## Death

Howard Marks died April 10, 2016 after over a year battle with colon cancer.
Jarppi

Age
 Family
 Nicknames

**Remember**: *This is not a Dudeson wiki, everything here must be linked to Dirty Sanchez and or Dirty Sanchez related.*

"*Two thumbs ups!*"
— Jarppi's ironic catchphase

Jarno "Jarppi" Leppälä is a Finnish actor and stunt performer. He is a member of the stunt group The Dudesons. In Finland, he also goes by the nickname "Jarno 2", but is mostly known as Jarppi.

He and the other Dudesons still do their show unlike the Sanchez boys.

## Relationship with Dirty Sanchez

Though Jarppi never appeared on Dirty Sanchez himself he did however feature the Sanchez boys on his show The Dudesons more than once.

In the episode Dirty bets in Australia which featured Pancho and Pritchard. The episode itself was mainly a series of bets being played out against himself and Jukka Hilden In one bet it involved the Dudesons boys siding with a Sanchez boy to see if one could spin a hula hoop with nails around their neck. Fortunately for Jarppi he had Pritchard as a partner who won against Pancho easily.

Jarppi was present when Dainton and Jukka performed the Chilli challenge. Jarppi was responsible for spinning the "wheel of mis-fortune"

## Trivia

* When questioned over how he lost his thumb, Jarppi replies by saying he lost it fighting against a polar bear. Truth is, he lost it in a crash.
Bobble Helmet

Style
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 First Appearance
 Last Appearance

This was a stunt that was preformed in 2015. It was performed backstage during a Dirty sanchez live event.

## Recipe for disaster

* Light tube
* Head

## Knock the lights out

At the live events, Dainton and Pritchard had performed a stunt called "Lightsabers" in which they hit each other with light tubes. Backstage, they had some more light tubes which Dainton though would be fun to smash on to his head and his friend. Dainton started first hitting his friend with the light tube but it didn't break. His friends turn was more successful in that the glass pole was shattered upon impact to Dainton's head.

## Aftermath

The glass pole hurt the bald friend of Dainton but seemed to have hurt Dainton more seeing as it had broken upon impact.
Robocock

Style
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 First Appearance

"*You've heard of Robo-Cop. Well this is Robocock*"
— Dan Joyce before the prank

Robocock is a Pancho wake up prank that features Joyce strapping dildos onto Pancho's arms.

## Recipe for disaster

* Dildos
* Drunk arse
* Tape

## Creation of Robocock

"*Poor little sleeping Pancho*"
— Joyce singing to himself

First thing Dan Joyce did was put tape across Pancho's mouth. He then strapped a purple dildo onto Pancho's left hand and secured it tight with the tape. Joyce then bashed Pancho on the head with the green dildo to prove to everyone "you can do what the fuck you want with him"

They pull him out of the car which does wake him up. Pancho tries getting his tape off of his face but was unable to due to the dildos strapped on his hands. He tries to bash the dildos off by hitting the car, it doesn't work nor does anything with out the help of other people.

## Aftermath

As expected, Pancho reacted in anger. He decided after to go for a week without drinking but it didn't last.

## Gallery of cocks

Really shouldn't have his mouth open....

That's just not cricket
Rodeo

Style
 Participants

"*You know it's gonna hurt, I know these pins are going to be embedded in me. I'm not looking forward to it*"
— Pancho before the stunt

This was a stunt that appeared in the second series of Dirty Sanchez and only features one Sanchez member.

## Recipe for disaster

* Cactus
* Mechanical bull
* Clumsy short arse

## Rodeo

Before the stunt, Cactus's were placed on one side of the Mechanical bull. Pancho shown concern with the stunt, thinking it'll hurt.

Pancho got onto the bull and it started the rodeo. Pancho was being shaken back and forth and turned rapidly. Pancho lasted twelve seconds before falling on top of all the cactus's.

## Aftermath

Pancho had cactus spines stuck inside him. No major damage but a lot of pain for a very dangerous stunt.
The Comedown

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"*Going round the world to find the ultimate high, on paper sounds really good... But in reality (shakes head)*"
— Dainton

And so all great things must come to an end. This is the ninth episode of the spinoff Sanchez Get High and the finale of Dirty Sanchez. This episode is similar to The Best of... from series two in which it shows what Dainton and Pritchard believe were the best stunts from the series while also discussing their opinion on the country, something that they talked about at the end of each episodes.

## Best Brazil stunts

* Orchid Bees
* Piss treatment
* Spiders
* Card trick
* Ayahuasca
* Piranha teeth

## Best Mexico stunts

* Flesh of the Gods
* Mexican wrestling

## Best Philippines stunts

* Invincibility test
* Balut
* Titing Buwaya
* Haring Bakal
* Tribal Tattoo
* Betel Nut

## Best Cambodia stunts

* Leeches
* Snakes Heart

## Best South Africa stunts

* Hunted
* Monti Emina
* Jenkem

## Best Australia stunts

* Bungy Balls
* Ballcuzzi
* Naked Skydiving

## Best India stunts

* Human Skull
* Tantrio Meditation
* Somarasa

## Best Japan stunts

* Gambling
* Japscat
* Prostate Massage

Jobs for the boyos: Health and Beauty•Men at Work•Martial Arts•Going Commando•Firefighters•Cowboys•The Best of...•Behind the Sanchez
European Invasion:Scandinavia•Germany•Czech Republic•Greece•Italy•Spain
The Movie/Behind the seven deadly sins:Dirty Sanchez the movie•Sloth•Wrath•Lust•Envy•Pride•Gluttony•Greed
Sanchez get High: Brazil•Mexico•Philippines•Cambodia•South Africa•Australia•India•Japan•**The Comedown**
Peace Pipe

Style
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"*Shut up! Give me the pipe!*"
— Dainton getting angry

This was a prank that appeared in the spin off series of Sanchez Get High and was performed by one Sanchez boy getting at the other. This ultimately gets turned on its head.

## Recipe for disaster

* Driving a car
* Annoying friend
* Loud pipe
* Train tracks

## Concentrate on the road...

As Dainton was driving, Pritchard had gotten himself a "peace pipe" which he used to annoy/distract Dainton with. Dainton obviously got angry and yelled at him but didn't effect him.

## Aftermath

"*Look where we are*"
— Dainton to Pritchard

Due to Pritchard's annoying behaviour and inability to stop that was until Dainton parked on to some train tracks and told Pritchard to have a look, scaring him.
Lust

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"*If you're gonna indulge in lust where's a better place to do it than Bangkok*"
— Dan Joyce

This is the third episode of the fourth series of Dirty Sanchez. This episode is about how Pritchard wanted to get Dainton by using Ladyboys while the Sanchez boys wanted to make Pancho lose weight in the most painful way possible with Dan Joyce having to stomach the consequences.

## Introduction

The boys were glad to get out of Russia. Dainton chose Thailand to be the place for Lust due to the infamous ladyboys and the stripclubs around the place. Pritchard was excited to piss off Dainton.

## Stripclub antics

"*I'd describe Bangkok like this; check for balls*"
— Dainton

Pritchard wanted to get Dainton in Thailand and the sin lust was a perfect opportunity. He entered a strip club where he met the ladyboys. Pritchard hatched a plan with the help of the Sanchez crew to prank Dainton into kissing a ladyboy. Around this time the boys found out about Pancho's slight homophobia, which Dan believes is because he may have had a gay experience in the past.

### Stunts Featured

* Pingpong balls
* Guess the Ladyboys

## Operations and handjobs

The surgery Pancho had to go through was planned in the last minute. The surgery was something that originally going to be a half job in Thailand and the other half in Wales. The reason why this didn't happen was due to it being too expensive. Dan also dreaded the Bankok roulette challenge and was scarred by the horrors he had to endure.

### Stunts Featured

* Liposuction
* Bangkok roulette

## Trivia

* This is the shortest episode of Dirty Sanchez.

Jobs for the boyos: Health and Beauty•Men at Work•Martial Arts•Going Commando•Firefighters•Cowboys•The Best of...•Behind the Sanchez
European Invasion:Scandinavia•Germany•Czech Republic•Greece•Italy•Spain
The Movie/Behind the seven deadly sins:Dirty Sanchez the movie•Sloth•Wrath•**Lust**•Envy•Pride•Gluttony•Greed
Sanchez get High: Brazil•Mexico•Philippines•Cambodia•South Africa•Australia•India•Japan•The Comedown
Nightmare

Style
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"*Of all the things that go bump in the night. Daddy's here! (cackles and then hums a tune while shaking his cock and balls around the place)*"
— Dainton while wearing a mask, having gone briefly insane.

This was a Pancho wake up prank from the movie. It was a part of the Anger sin. This was the third Pancho wake up prank from the movie and the first to happen in Russia.

## Recipe for disaster

* Being asleep
* Pitch black
* Friends
* Shoe
* Sparkler
* Brief insanity
* A catchy tune

## It's your fucking nightmare!

"*If there's one thing that makes me fucking angry is his fucking snoring*"
— Dan Joyce points out why the boys are picking on Pancho

The boys were having trouble sleeping in Russia due to Pancho snoring. Dainton went momentarily insane during their time in Russia as he had put on a ski mask and gloves, completely naked and started shaking his cock and bollocks around the place while humming a tune. Because of Pancho's loud snoring Dainton decided a scare tactic would be best to stop Pancho from snoring. First Dainton smacked Pancho on the head with a shoe which startled poor old Pancho causing him the squeal. Dainton did it a second time and Pancho once again squealed, causing Dan and Pritchard to laugh.

Dainton then resorted to using a sparkler to wake Pancho up. Dainton hovered the sparkler over Pancho's head which managed to wake the short arse up, Dainton shaking his cock and bollocks again shouting 'Come to daddy!' to the now awake Pancho.

## Aftermath

Obviously like so many times before when he has something done to him as he sleeps Pancho became angry and threw a pillow at Dainton, though it's not known what happened afterwards, however this wouldn't be the last time as the boys would get Pancho again when he slept.

With regards to the beginning of this section Pritchard voiced his opinion on the commentary with Dainton wearing the ski mask and wiggling his cock and balls around the place as being amazing and making him laugh, especially the little tune Dainton was humming, Dainton himself not sure why he was humming that tune, and from time to time during the Anger portion of the film Pritchard would hum the same tune Dainton did causing himself as well as Dainton and Jim to laugh.

## Gallery of shame

*Note: These images were taken at night and may be difficult to observe*

Dainton hitting Pancho with a shoeA second hitSleeping like an angelNeed I say anything?The beast awakens

Frozen poo

Voodoo trance
Mask

Style
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Lee Dainton
 First Appearance

"*Pritch y'know when you made that mask. Did you think the fact that you're gonna have to take it off as well*"
— Dan Joyce

This was a stunt that appeared in the forth episode of series one. It involved Dainton and Joyce ripping off tape around Pritchard's head.

## Recipe for disaster

* Tape
* Hair
* Idiot
* Friends

## "It would be extremely painful"

"*Not a fucking joke this is really hurting*"
— Pritchard
Pritchard for reasons unknown had used gaffer tape to make a mask for himself. However Pritchard forgot to remember that he would have to take it off.

Dainton began ripping the tape off and soon so did Joyce. After the two had ripped off clumps of Pritchard's hair, Pritchard wanted to do it himself so he could do less damage.

## Aftermath

"*Along with Naked Paintball, I'm never doing that again*"
— Pritchard
Pritchard lost bits of his hair and had a few small bald patches. Pritchard had suffered pain afterwards due to the hair being pulled out. Pritchard regretted the stunt.

## Gallery of pain

That's just not cricket
Crab racing

Style
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Lee Dainton
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"*I think i picked up crabs in Bangkok*"
— Dan Joyce

This was a challenge from the movie involving all the Sanchez boys. It would decide who would stay in a lap of luxury and who would stay in a slum, with the outcome of the challenge itself having more of an impact than the boys would have expected...

## Recipe for disaster

* Envy
* Crabs
* Wooden board

## Feeling crabby

Dainton explained that the challenge is a desperate one as two of the boys will stay in a five star hotel for the week while the other two boys would be staying in a "shit hole" on the other side of the island. Each Sanchez boy chose a crab in order to race. Each crab had a sticker on them so the boys knew which was which. The boys placed their crabs down on a wooden board. Dainton's crab scattered towards the finish line flawlessly while the other crabs stayed behind. With some encouragement (kicking the wooden board) Pancho's crab passed through the line resulting in both Pritchard and Dan having to suffer the consequence.

## Aftermath

It turned out Dan's crab was dead from the start, so he would have lost ether way. Dainton and Pancho decided to piss Dan and Pritchard off by showing them around the five star hotel before taking them to the terrible slum. The hut Dan and Pritchard would be staying in was truly a shit hole, infested with spiders and cockroachs, Dan found a bright side at first by seeing they at least had some fairy lights, seconds later and much to his amusement he realises the "fairy lights" were actually just holes in the ceiling. As a result of the shit hole they would he staying in, as well as Dainton's cocky attitude Pritchard got angry and decided to make Dainton envious of a certain prank.....which in turn lead into revealing the truth of a certain stunt, which then lead into a fight being declared.

Behind the scenes, Pancho was given a living crab by the producers due to hisLiposuction, he couldn't go in a slum because of health and safety reasoning, so he was going to win regardless.

## Gallery of crabs

Dan's dead crab

Frozen poo

Voodoo trance
Rivalry

Directed by

"*Tonight, Pritchard and Dainton continue their brainless battle which has been raging for years. Dan Joyce strives to create the ultimate shock tactic. And Pancho, the patron saint of houses, has just one goal, staying awake*"
— The narrator

This episode is the second episode from the first series of Dirty Sanchez. This episode primary focus is the rivalry between Pritchard and Dainton while serving as an introduction to Dan's puke antics and Pancho's wake up pranks.

## Pritchard vs Dainton

"*There's no winners in the Dainton vs Pritchard battle*"
— Pritchard
Pritchard and Dainton are often described as the best of friends but have this rivalry against each other. Pritchard's girlfriend states they have been friends for a long time before she and Pritchard even met. Pritchard doesn't believe it'll end.

Dainton loves annoying Pritchard for the reactions. One instant was involving chilli sauce in Pritchard's eyes.

### Stunts featured

* Locust
* Newport vs Cardiff
* Frozen tongue
* Kylie Minogue
* BB challenge
* Stinging Nettles

## Pancho's wake up pranks

"*I find it hard to talk about Pancho without mentioning his fucking alcohol*"
— Pritchard

This features what the Sanchez crew think of Pancho's alcoholism. When ever sober he is "a nice guy" but drunk he turns into "a right asshole" They mention Pancho going for a week without beer but as it turns out it didn't go so well.

Pancho's parents state that Pancho is a easy sleeper and will fall asleep anywhere.

### Stunts featured

* Little people in little houses
* Robocock
* Baldy
* Shaving cream
* Barb wire hurdles

## Joyce's shock tactic

"*Daniel Joyce, I never met anyone like him he's...just...crazy really*"
— Dainton's mum

Dainton and the others feel disgusted with the things that Joyce does but admires the bravery. Pritchard suggests that Joyce maybe out for attention due to the obscure things he does. Joyce thinks you should just enjoy life.

Joyce's mother reveals how Dan was an outcast due to his obscene behavior.

### Stunts featured

* Meat Tenderiser (briefly)
* Spagetti string
* Tae Kwon Don't

## Reference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhIuoKSi44U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOY6Zdd3Ymc

Jobs for the boyos: Health and Beauty•Men at Work•Martial Arts•Going Commando•Firefighters•Cowboys•The Best of...•Behind the Sanchez
European Invasion:Scandinavia•Germany•Czech Republic•Greece•Italy•Spain
The Movie/Behind the seven deadly sins:Dirty Sanchez the movie•Sloth•Wrath•Lust•Envy•Pride•Gluttony•Greed
Sanchez get High: Brazil•Mexico•Philippines•Cambodia•South Africa•Australia•India•Japan•The Comedown