Yoshi vs spencer / transcript

**[one day at sodor,yoshi was sneaking and hiding]**

**thomas : [singing] hm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm.**

**[yoshi is hiding from the tree,then the rock and the second tree]**

**yoshi : I can be invisible like a ninja.**

**henry : green engine coming through!**

**[henry runs]**

**yoshi : or I can be limbo as a ballerina.**

**[yoshi comes out of the tree and dance like a ballerina.and spencer runs and yoshi grabs spencer and dance.]**

**spencer : [yelling] HEY!!!!!!!!**

**[yoshi puts spencer down]**

**spencer : didn't anyone teach you not to come between a dinosaur and a engine,you idiot.**

**yoshi : [angrly] WELL!!!!! what are you doing here?**

**spencer : I was just destroying Henry.**

**yoshi : [happily] hey.i can can destroy engines too.and I can kill you.**

**spencer : kill me? thats why you can kill me?**

**yoshi : [evilly] like.YES!!!!!!**

**[yoshi holds the knife and he'll threatening you chomp spencer]**

**spencer : NO!!!! I TAKE IT BACK!!!!!**

**[spencer snatch the knife away from yoshi and throw it.and the knife landed on thomas]**

**thomas : OWWW!!!!!! watch where you throwin!**

**yoshi : sorry.**

**spencer : no no no no no.im not Been familiar to myself.**

**yoshi : oh okay.**

**[cutback to henry]**

**henry : I don't know which one of they retards dummer.but at the moment,they're in a dead heat.**

**[cutback to yoshi holding the yo guy pad and search it up.and yoshi defines spencer from the yo guy laptop]**

**yoshi : wait a minute.**

**[cutback to yoshi showing spencer himself in the yo guy laptop]**

**yoshi : you look like,Spencer.**

**spencer : oh look.the yo Guy laptop picture of me is upside down.**

**[spencer turns the yo guy laptop upside down]**

**spencer : see that?**

**yoshi : oh.thats is you.**

**spencer : that's beacause I am.**

**yoshi : oh.spencer engines are kind of mean.**

**spencer : they most serntenly are.**

**[adventure hand named 40’s Wilton fudco from the adventure of gamers came]**

**40’s adventrue hand : give me that back.**

**[snatch the yo guy laptop away and walks away]**

**spencer : but I'm evil.which is why I can be mean.**

**yoshi : no your not.**

**spencer : yes I am.and I'm not mean.im evil.which this mean I'll will become nice Now.**

**yoshi : whatever.**

**spencer : now.if you'll excuse me,henry must die.**

**[henry cames]**

**henry : hey you,two.here was the deal.**

**yoshi : uh.yeah?**

**henry : mr.dinosaur.the best way to find an engine,is you find an train.you find an engine,you find an,train.**

**Yoshi : and you're an train?**

**henry : yes I am.**

**yoshi : [nods his head faster] hold on! Hold on!**

**[cutback to yoshi]**

**yoshi : if your an train,then you must be-**

**[cutback to henry]**

**henry : an engine.**

**[the fighting bell ding sound]**

**henry : and he have a Winner!**

**[cutback to henry,yoshi and spencer]**

**yoshi : [evilly] heh-heh-heh!**

**henry : now beigin some with.**

**[yoshi chases spencer]**

**spencer : [scared] STAW AWAY FROM ME! AAAAHHHH!**

**Gordon : whats going on.**

**yoshi : out of my way!**

**gordon : woah.**

**spencer : MUST HIDE!**

**[spencer dives in the water]**

**yoshi : Spencer!!!! Where are you,ya big creep!**

**[yoshi runs]**

**spencer : [talk in water] that was close.**

**[the jumping jellyfish from the return to pingas 2 came to spencer]**

**spencer : shoo jellyfish.go and kill the nightguard.**

**[jellyfish stinging spencer]**

**spencer : OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!**

**[spencer comes out of the water]**

**spencer : you guys aren't so tough.when your out of the water.**

**[eggman came]**

**eggman : SNOOPING AS USUAL I SEE!**

**[eggman blast spencer]**

**spencer : AAAAHHHH!!!**

**[spencer runs]**

**eggman : I hate that engine.**

**[eggman runs]**

**Eggman : and the hedgehog too!**

**[meanwhile with yoshi and henry]**

**Henry : oh this is great.yoshi and I where best pals.**

**yoshi : you said it green shot.**

**[cutback to spender]**

**spencer : [grumpy] oh this awful.this is terrible.infact,[puts down binoculars] this is not good at all.think spencer think.**

**[cutback to yoshi and henry]**

**henry : just the two of us.**

**[spencer came in his barber outfit]**

**spencer : hey there polkaman.how about a free haircut.you look like you use a new do.**

**yoshi : okay.**

**henry : well.you gotta give him credit for creativity.**

**[yoshi sits on the barber seat]**

**spencer : my my.you mean this you go hunting in this getup? You couldn't catch a cold looking like that.**

**[spencer shave yoshi'a forehead and then turn yoshi's skin shaving into a hair do]**

**spencer : look at you.you're the king.**

**yoshi : but I-**

**[spencer shaves yoshi]**

**spencer : [evilly] Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!**

**[yoshi screams]**

**henry : OH MY GOD! I gotta stop him!**

**[henry holds the buzzer and shaves spencer]**

**spencer : OW OW OW OW! OW!**

**[yoshi panting]**

**yoshi : WHAT the.**

**[cutback to Coatless spencer and henry]**

**henry : take this!**

**[henry shaves spencer face and spencer scream]**

**Spencer : oh hell god!**

**Yoshi : HEY! WAIT A SECOND! [angrly] that's a scam! Which means your gonna kill me!**

**spencer : no I'm not.im giving free haircuts to everybody.**

**henry : oh no.dont lie.**

**yoshi : you miss the spot.**

**spencer : oh.**

**[spencer shave his little shed of coat]**

**spencer : gotta go seeya.**

**[spencer walks away naked]**

**henry : I'll get your pelt.**

**yoshi : okay,get me one.im hairless.**

**[henry gives yoshi's pelt to yoshi]**

**yoshi : okay thanks don't look at me.**

**[yoshi walks away]**

**henry : this is bad.**

**[time card says day 2]**

**spencer : He-He-He-He.**

**[spencer sets up a cage and spencer sneaks away]**

**henry : what a beautiful day.**

**[yoshi and Henry says the cage]**

**yoshi : SSSSSS- SpUUUUUH- SPUUUhUUUUAH- Uh.**

**henry : yoshi! It saids spencer! It's spencer on the sign!**

**yoshi : what does?**

**henry : I don't know.**

**yoshi : spencer? Where are you spencer? Yoshi coming to murder you?**

**henry : he's must be out.**

**spencer : huh?**

**[spencer walks up to the cage and getting inside of it]**

**spencer : I'm not out,twin bastards!**

**[spencer shakes the cage]**

**spencer : what's wrong with this crazy trap!**

**[the door locked in the cage]**

**spencer : darn.**

**yoshi : yeah!**

**henry : it seems to work just fine,spencer.**

**yoshi : haha.now I'm gonna murder you.**

**[henry opens the door and spencer comes out]**

**spencer : uh.....**

**[spencer puts on the glasses and a moustache]**

**spencer : I'm not,spencer.**

**yoshi : I was thinking you were spencer.**

**spencer : no,problem.**

**[spencer walks away]**

**henry: get him.**

**[yoshi jumps on spencer and sniff him]**

**yoshi : [angrly] HEY! HOLD ON!**

**[yoshi sniffs spencer]**

**yoshi : I KNEW IT! YOU ARE SPENCER!**

**spencer : YUCK! enough with the cold nose!**

**[spencer push yoshi off him]**

**spencer : I'm not spencer! I'm diesel's evil twin brother!**

**henry : this is gotta get weird. Time for me to blow this pop stand.**

**yoshi : go destroy him.**

**henry : prepare for murder.**

**[spencer wear Boxing gloves]**

**spencer : [angirly] DON'T MAKE ME BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU!!!!!**

**henry : then do it,spencer.**

**Spencer : THAT'S IT!!!!!**

**Henry : [screaming] AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!**

**[spencer beating Henry up]**

**yoshi : oh man.**

**[cutback to Henry and Spencer fighting showing 3 sprites of the fighting cloud hiding them]**

**yoshi : that's gonna leave a mark.**

**[time card says day 3]**

**henry : this is the worst fight he ever had.**

**yoshi : tell me about it.**

**thomas : hey,henry.hows my roomate doing?**

**[cutback to Henry with a black eye]**

**thomas : what happened to you?**

**henry : I got beat up by Spencer.**

**[cutback to Thomas,yoshi and henry]**

**thomas : oh no! Spencer is the bad guy! He is going to destroy us!**

**yoshi : we gotta do something!**

**henry : like what?**

**thomas : start a race.**

**yoshi : Mario kart race! [happily] my favorite!**

**henry : GOOD IDEA! All we have to do is to challenge Spencer for a race contest and we'll beat him.**

**thomas : yes!!! It will be easy.**

**[time card says midnight]**

**thomas : allright guys.lets build a car.**

**henry : okay.**

**[time card says music montage]**

**yoshi : here we go!**

**[cutback to yoshi to the car constructor and yoshi can build the transportation into a race car]**

**[time card says day 4]**

**thomas : well guys.we made a car.**

**henry : it's on.**

**[yoshi puts on the motorcycle helmet,Henry puts on the goggles and Thomas puts on the scarf]**

**yoshi : let's do this.**

**[yoshi,Henry and Thomas gets in the car and starts it.and the cars drives]**

**thomas : oh yeah!**

**[meanwhile]**

**spencer : I can't believe they call me the bad guy.**

**[the car came back and it was yoshi,Thomas and Henry in it]**

**yoshi : if it isnt spencer.**

**spencer : you got me.im spencer.**

**henry : told Ya.**

**thomas : I dare ya in a race compilation.**

**spencer : on its on.**

**[time card says in the race]**

**crowd : [cheering] Yoshi! Yoshi! Yoshi!**

**henry : ready to die?**

**spencer : you will die first!**

**race referee : on your mart.get set.drive!!!**

**[spencer and team yoshi's car are off! Spencer and team yoshi's car against each other]**

**spencer : [evilly] HA-HA!**

**thomas : how much fast to go to the finish line?**

**yoshi : I don't' know? OH MY GOD! I got a mystery block Streigt ahead!**

**henry : does it give use superpowers.**

**thomas : let's find out.**

**[the team yoshi car hits the block and it's got a koopa shell]**

**yoshi : koopa shell.sweet let's kill him.**

**[yoshi throws the shell at Spencer.and Spencer got knocked by shell]**

**spencer : watch it fools!**

**henry : this is Mario kart!**

**Spencer : I'll give you Mario kart!**

**[spencer holds a blaster and shoots at team yoshi car]**

**thomas,henry and yoshi : WOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!**

**thomas : do something!!!!!**

**yoshi : I'm trying. [yoshi picks up a egg] it's my egg.ill throw it! [yoshi throws the egg at spencer]**

**spencer : what the? [spencer got knocked by the eggs and fell off the road] NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!**

**henry : we got him now.**

**thomas : I see a triangle block uphead!**

**yoshi : let's bounce on it.**

**henry : but our car will smash it! It look like one of those bouncing triangle blocks from super Mario world straight ahead!**

**thomas : heading straight for block! [team yoshi car bounce on triangle block and team yoshi car flying]**

**[the hangliter coming out of the team yoshi car]**

**yoshi : we're flying!**

**henry : this is so fun.**

**thomas : Spencer is back! And he has a hanglither!**

**[cutback to spencer flying on his hangliter]**

**spencer : [evilly] Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!**

**[cutback to the team yoshi car]**

**henry : hes gonna destroy us oh my god! [Spencer blast team yoshi car with a blaster]**

**thomas,henry and yoshi : [screaming] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!**

**henry : what are we gonna do!!!!!**

**Thomas : [picks the bomb] here's the bomb! [throws bomb at spencer]**

**[bomb explodes and spencer gonna crash]**

**spencer : nooooo!!!!!!!**

**henry : we did it!**

**yoshi : we're gonna land on ground.**

**[team yoshi car land on ground]**

**thomas : we're at the finish line.**

**[team yoshi car went to the finish line]**

**announcer : and the winner is team yoshi!**

**thomas : we win!**

**race referee : here's your reward [holds the trophy]**

**Thomas : don't want the trophy.i want a weponds.**

**race referee : I don't rewards weapons.**

**yoshi : okay.**

**Spencer : you fools!**

**[cutback to spencer]**

**spencer : you're gonna die first!**

**yoshi : no! You're gonna die first! [holds an axe]**

**spencer : watch out! It's the dinosaur hunting kid!**

**yoshi : there's no such thing as dinosauraea huntinna,uh,dinosusidina-**

**[yoshi looks at gage tracey]**

**yoshi : wha?**

**spencer : what's it doing?**

**yoshi : it's hunting.**

**spencer : they hunt.AND THEY ATTACK.**

**yoshi : [scared] ATTTACK!?**

**gage : hi.**

**[yoshi screams like toon yoshi's voice from super Mario world ghost r us.and yoshi runs]**

**gage : hey I'm here.**

**spencer : you know,its a rare encashion when I canout anybody.**

**henry : you won't get away with this! [henry runs]**

**thomas : AAAAAAAHhHHHH!!!!!! [thomas runs]**

**spencer : looks like I am the winner.**

**gage : well.i guess it's just you and mean spencer.**

**spencer : that's right,little boy.just you and me.**

**gage : heheh.**

**[gage puts on the dinosaur mask]**

**gage : roar roar roar!**

**spencer : [scared] IT'S A DINOSAUR! [spencer screams and run]**

**gage : sometimes.i really think that I don't desserve to have this much fun.**

**[gage walks away]**

[the end]