Niki Shiina/Wataru Hibiki

# heyyyy niki i know you’re out there somewhere getcho ass here and look at ur husband I made this just for you

uhh hm what should I put here thinks ok

#### head canons .???? hm

• they’re both good at cooking! yeah :) they could probably make a feast in like one sitting, but sometimes they get distracted when listening to music whilst cooking and they’ll dance a little before realizing their food is in fact **burnt.**

• Watarus doves like Niki very much ., they will perch on him very politely!

**• Niki is Watarus little dove**

• They go on double dates with Mayoi and Shinobu because I said so! fuck all of y’all stay mad

• DANCIG IN THE RAIN!1 how nice :)

• Wataru can and will express his love in a Shakespearean style while Niki comprehends like none of it and is just “okay!!!!!! love you too :)”

• they play with each other’s hairrrr

• They’re both malewifes but like if it came to it Wataru would wear the wedding dress with pride and let Niki carry him bridal style and he’ll pretend he’s some damsel in distress and Nikis his hero n what not like a goddamn play

#### OH RIGHT NICKNAMES YES

• They have many nicknames for each other but I will share a few!!

Niki @ Wataru: Juliet, Honey, ‘Taru, Pretty Boy

Wataru @ Niki: Romeo, **Little Dove**, Dear, My Love, Darling

• Watarus the one with the most improv nicknames, that’s just how he is! And he’s happy to fluster Niki until his face turns red with his cute choices as well! Romeo and Juliets just a nice thing they picked up, since Wataru played Juliet before so like, why not lmao

#### Now you might be thinking: wow anonymous wiki writer who’s identity is revealed at the end of this wiki, why the fuck are these two paired when they have no canon interactions like, Ever?

well the answer is

## **Fuck You.**

yep that’s right!

ok well in all seriousness nothing canon motivated this ship I just wanna share some propaganda for my friend okay. let’s pretend they did have canon interactions though that’s such a fun thought right I wanna keep thinking about it

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yeahhhh h that’s the epic stuff.

okay but I’ve run out of things to say oH WAIT-

#### Totally canon dialogue that Wataru totally said to Niki! Canon!

• “*what? do you wish for a damsel in distress so badly? well I shall give what is demanded! would a dainty cry of ‘oh, my dear Niki!’ put the ribbon on my performance for you? fufufu~ it’s so easy to make you flustered, you know!*”

• “*fufu~ fret not, my dear one! for to even entertain the thought of my downfall would be obscene! i am your wataru hibiki ⭐️ and i will fight through tooth and claw, even metaphorically, to see the smile in your eyes!*” (yes he said the star out loud isn’t he so cool?)

• “*my dear, i think it would be wise of me to inform you of a talent of mine! even as one actor, i can be a multitude of people, from movements, to emotions, to the voice that leaves my mouth! for i can play a game of pretend and fool anyone with my impersonations! i do not recall if the news ever came across you, but i figured it would leave you happy when listening to your most beloved of songs. to sing by your side on that stage, it would be a dream of mine~* ⭐️“

• “*hello dear! flings you into the sun.*”

• “*hahahahaaaa! Nikiiiiii~! its lovely to see you again, a sight to behold as always! and yet youre even more Amazing when you have that pure smile in your eyes! akin to when we dance in the rain, the rain gets in our way and yet we still hold each other close like one and the same! i anticipate the day the harsh clouds fade, the cold rain ceases and is instead replaced with the soft fall of petals! as we will walk together on our first days of marriage, when the flowers bloom as if just to celebrate our pure love! my little dove~, i’ll hold you close till the end of time, and i shall never be bored of you! you are what make my days oh so bright~*”

## Okay I Think I Am Done.

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this was written by: yours truly, Mayoi Ayase HAHA I hope I can edit this later bc I KNOW there’s stuff I’m missing but like take the propagandaaaa :) take it. right now.

okay bye WHAH