Asherpate's cars series 3 episode 31: Jeff Gorvette wins his first Piston Cup

Jeff Gorvette wins both the 1995 Dinoco 400 and the 1995 Piston Cup. Dale Earnhardt only lost by 3 INCHES!

## Transcript

Jeff Gorvette's hauler: Here we are in the Dinoco 400 at Motor Speedway of the South!

Jeff Gorvette: Thanks! (drives out of his hauler)

(Dale Earnhardt and Rowley Boltstrike drive out of Jeff's hauler)

Dale Earnhardt: This is gonna be a fight between you, me, and Eugene Carburaski.

Jeff Gorvette: Ok, Dale! I'm leading the point standings this season! I must win this race!

(Chick, Eugene, Rusty, and Johnathan's haulers arived)

Chick Hicks: Well, well, well! If it isn't Jerk Gorvette, I'll wreck you!

Jeff Gorvette: Huh? How do you all get out of the Abstract Thought?

Eugene Carburaski: We ran into the door and went into our haulers!

Rusty Wallace: That's right!

Johnathan Melter: Now, we're gonna send you guys to the Abstract Thought!

Jeff Gorvette: We'll see!

(qualifying)

Ray Reverham: Ok! You're qualifying in 8th place!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! I want to win this! I want to win this!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And we're underway for the 1995 Season's finality!

Jeff Gorvette: Let's do this!

Ned Carrett: Chick Hicks gets a good start trying to pass the pole siter, Darrell Cartrip, but Darrell blocks him as they come to turn 1!

Spike: I hope Darrell Cartrip doesn't get wrecked by that mean green car!

Ken Squier: And Darrell hasn't won a race in 2 years! Maybe he can win the Dinoco 400, or a race next year in 1996!

Pinkie: I think Darrell's gonna win a race next season because I think eather Jeff Gorvette, Dale Earnhardt and Eugene Carburaski wins this race because they're good this season!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Chick Hicks trying to pass Darrell this time, but Darrell gets a good blcok!

Spike: And if Chick passes Cartrip then he'll sadly lead this lap!

Ned Carrett: But I don't think Chick will lead this lap!

Ken Squier: And it looks like it will be Darrell Cartrip leading the first lap! Lap number 2! Darrell Cartrip in the lead with Chick Hicks drafting behind him!

Spike: And we don't want that mean green car, Chick Hicks to wreck Darrell! Darrell Cartrip has gone to win 3 Piston Cups in 1981, 1982 and 1985! Maybe he will win the Piston Cup next year! But he curently has 84 wins tied with Bobby Carllison, and hopefully, Darrell will have more wins then Bobby!

Ken Squier: That's because Darrell is a popular legend like Bobby, himself and The King, Strip Weathers!

Ned Carrett: Darrell enters turn 3, and Chick tries to pass him, but Darrell holds him on that turn!

Spike: And Chick Hicks trying to wreck Darrell Cartrip! He's trying to wreck him!

Ken Squier: That's becuase he wrecks other cars!

Chick Hicks: HA! YOU'RE DUMBLE CRAPTRIP LIKE JOHNATHAN MELTER CALLED YOU! (does a bump-n-run on Darrell Cartrip)

Pinkie: OH NO! NOT THE BUMP-N-RUN!

Ken Squier: But is Darrell gonna save it, yes he does!

Spike: But Chick will sadly lead this lap!

(lap 61)

Ken Squier: It's lap 61! Eugene Carburaski in the lead with Jeff Gorvette in 2nd, Bill Racelott in 3rd an Dale Earnhardt in 4th!

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette trying to take the lead from Eugene Carburaski, but Eugene blocks him!

Spike: Yeah! Eugene's the mean pink car! I hope Jeff Gorvette wrecks him!

Ken Squier: But Carburaski is good this season, but if only the mean racers compete then he will sadly be the champion.

Pinkie: But Jeff Gorvette is a good racer leading the point standing!

Spike: But he has to pass that mean pink car to take the lead!

Ken Squier: They're coming to turn 3! Jeff Gorvette trying to pass Eugene Carburaski, but that mean pink car blocks him!

Ned Carrett: And Eugene is a championship's hater! The most hated one is of course, Chick Hicks!

Jeff Gorvette: I'M TIRED OF YOU BLOCKING ME! YOU'RE THE MEAN PINK CAR! (does a bump-n-run on Eugene Carburaski)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette does the bump-n-run on Eugene Carburaski and takes the lead!

Spike: Now Bill Racelott and Dale Earnhardt are pushing him! And this is now a 3 car draft in the lead!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette holds Bill and Dale off the corner and will lead lap 61! It's lap 62! Jeff Gorvette is the new car leading in the Dinoco 400! Bill Racelott in 2nd, and Dale Earnhardt in 3rd!

Spike: And Eugene Carburaski will no longer take the lead again!

Ned Carrett: I agree, Spike! He must go back to the Abstract Thought!

Pinkie: I like the mean racers turning into shape and color because I love colors!

Spike: It's now time for Jeff to win this Piston Cup!

Ken Squier: They're entering turn 3! Jeff Gorvette still holding Bill Racelott and Dale Earnhardt!

Spike: But Earnhardt will defenaly block Eugene Carburaski, so Jeff will keep the lead!

Gask-its crew cheif: Goo to the inside of the 24 carr!

Bill Racelott: Ok! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Now Bill Racelott into the inside of Jeff and takes the lead!

Pinkie: Meanwhile, Dale Earnhardt, the Intiminator gives him a push and takes 2nd away!

Ken Squier: Dale Earnhardt fallows Bill Racelott as Awsome Bill leads lap 62! It's lap 63! Bill Racelott in the lead with Dale Earnhardt in 2nd, and Jeff Gorvette running in 3rd!

Ned Carrett: Dale Earnhardt still pushing Bill Racelott as they come to turn 1!

Spike: And they had great battles in the All Star Race in 1987 at Charllotte. Right now, Jeff Gorvette is friends with them!

Ken Squier: Dale wrecks cars and mostly the bad ones like Chick Hicks and Eugene Carburaski!

Ned Carrett: And with out the mean racers, Piston Cup will be more happy, and so was the good racers!

Pinkie: And if a mean racer kills another racer this race, I'm gonna vomit!

Spike: And they're are 3 racers that died in the 1988 Season. Axel McDrift, Tom Landis, and Don Chapcar!

Ken Squier: You're surently right, Spike. Bill Racelott leads this lap and Dale Earnhardt still pushing him!

Ned Carrett: They are proply good friends, but on this track, they're competeters! They want to win!

Spike: But Earnhardt would not Intiminate Bill Racelott becuase Bill is one of the most popular racers in the Piston Cup, and Jeff Gorvette will be as he wins the Piston Cup!

Ken Squier: That's right! Jeff Gorvette may become a legend and Dale and Bill enter turn 3!

Ned Carrett: Earnhardt intiminates many cars, but not Jeff Gorvette, Bill Racelott, The King, or Bobby Carllison!

GM Goodwrench crew cheif: Inside of the 9 car!

Dale Earnhardt: Ok! (passes Bill Racelott)

Pinkie: Dale Earnhardt looking to the inside and passes Bill Racelott for the lead!

Ned Carrett: Now Bill Racelott will give Earnhardt a push as they exit turn 4!

Ken Squier: Bill Racelotot has the lead of the corner and will complete lap 63!

(lap 203)

Chick Hicks: SCREW YOU, ERNIE GEARSON! (does a PIT maneuver on Ernie Gearson)

Ernie Gearson: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (goes airborn)

Ned Carrett: OH NO! ERNIE GEARSON GOES AIRBORN!

Spike: AND HE'S NOW FLIPPING OVER, AND STUCK ON HIS ROOF!

Ken Squier: Dale Earnhardt goes through the caution flag to complete lap 203!

Ray Reverham: The caution is out!

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah! Ernie Gearson has flipped! I feal bad for him!

(restart)

Ken Squier: Green flag's back in the air!

Jeff Gorvette: Must win this! Must win this!

(lap 222)

Ray Reverham: Ready to pit?

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (drives to pit road)

Ned Carrett: Now Jeff Gorvette coming to pit road and he will change all 4 tires and 2 cans of fuel!

Ken Squier: Dale Earnhardt leads this lap and this may take a while for Jeff Gorvette to get back in the race!

Spike: Now, I don't think he's gonna win!

Ken Squier: But Jeff Gorvette is a fast car, so he will climb up to 1st place!

Ned Carrett: But this will be hard work!

Ray Reverham: Ok! You're out!

Jeff Gorvette: Must gain some speed!

Pinkie: Jeff Gorvette leaves pit road, and he's back in the race!

Ken Suqier: But it will be a long time to ceatch up!

(final lap)

Ken Squier: This is it! The last lap of the Dinoco 400! Dale Earnhardt in the lead with Eugene Carburaski in 2nd, and Jeff Gorvette up to 3rd!

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette is now on the inside of Eugene Carburaski! And takes 2nd away!

Spike: Now, the only thing that Jeff Gorvette deals with is Dale Earnhardt!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette drafting behind Dale as exit turn 2!

Ned Carrett: The Gorvette fans are chearing for Jeff Gorvette while the Earnhardt fans are chearing for Dale Earnhardt!

Pinkie: Come on, Jeff! You can do it! You can win the Piston Cup!

Ken Squier: They enter turn 3! Jeff Gorvette still drafting on the leader Dale Earnhardt!

Spike: And I think Jeff Gorvette will win this race!

Ned Carrett: Or it maybe Dale Earnhardt!

Ken Squier: They're now gonna exit turn 3!

Ray Reverham: Go to the insdie!

Jeff Gorvette: All right! (goes into the inside of Dale Earnhardt)

Spike: JEFF IS INTO THE INSIDE! EARNHARDT'S GONNA FIGHT HIM! THEY'RE SIDE BY SIDE TO THE LINE!

Ned Carrett: WHO'S GONNA WIN IT!

Ken Squier: IT'S TO CLOSE! SO MUCH SPEED! SO, SO CLOSE HERE AT THE DINOCO 400!

Spike: Now we have to chek the replay to see who won!

(relay)

Ken Squier: And it's Jeff Gorvette! By 3 inches! Can you belive it?

Ned Carrett: Yeah! Incredable!

Jeff Gorvette: WHOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WON THE DINOCO 400!

Dale Earnhardt: Good job, Wonder Boy! You're the new champion!

Eugene Carburaski: UGH! I HATE YOU GUYS!

Dale Earnhardt: Come on, Eugene! Be nice to us!

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah! I just won the Dinoco 400!

Eugene Carburaski: REALLY! Then I'll kill you all one day!

(Chick, Eugene, Rusty and Johnathan left)

(victory lane)

Spike: Coongratulations, Jeff Gorvette! You just won the Piston Cup!

Jeff Gorvette: Aw man! Yo know, we didn't do well at the begining of this race, but we picked up later on! I'm thank god to my crew cheif, Ray Reverham, and Rainbow Worrior crew, and I gotta think to myself, and I'm awsome!

Spike: Well, what is your stradagy to win the Dinoco 400!

Jeff Gorvette: Well, you know, I started 8th, and then I lead a lap, then I had a long pit stop, but the end, I beat Earnhardt to the finish! I won by 3 inches! Can you belive it? 3 INCHES!

Spike: I do belive it! That must be the closest finish ever in Piston Cup history!

(to Dale Earnhardt)

Spike: So Dale, you're the one who almost won this race!

Dale Earnhardt: Yeah! I was in the lead until the last lap where Jeff, that Wonder Boy passed my to the chekard!

Spike: And you lost by 3 inches!

Dale Eanrhardt: Yeah! I was so close! SO CLOSE to win the race!

(then, Jeff Gorvette arives and pushes Dale Earnhardt so he will be seen in the camera))

Dale Earnhard: Whoh, whoh, whoh! Wonder Boy's here!

Jeff Gorvette: I hear him talking about me!

Dale Earnhardt: You talk like a little girl!

Jeff Gorvette: What?

Dale Earnhardt: Ha, ha, ha!

Jeff Gorvette: Sorry, man! Just not as old as you! Not as old-a-car as you!

Dale Eanrhardt: You see, Dragon, Jeff is now good friends with me!

Spike: Ok! I preciat that!

James Robson: I think it's time for me to retire after 17 years of racing!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! Injoy your retirement, James!

James Robson: Ok. Thank you.

Jeff Gorvette: You're welcome!

(victory celabration)

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette wins his 1st Piston Cup! He won the Dinoco 400 beating Dale Eanrhardt by 3 inches!

Ned Carrett: Yeah! I belive it too!