"SSS" Squash

The only documented image of the rarity. Going into great lengths to express the technique and detail of this soft toy. Once this image loses its value, then none will be left.

### Size (s)

12"

This is the extremely rare 12" squash pillow with wide open eyes, aptly nicknamed "seen s\*\*t squash" or SSS for short. He looks like he's just seen some crazy stuff go down. This plush has never appeared on the shopping site eBay before as it is absurdly hard to find. Its design and expression are completely unique to this plush and cannot be found on any other piece of matter on god's green earth.

## Trivia

* This is the second sentient soft toy, the first being Chili Lean.
* Native to Brazil
* Previously native to the Philippines, however all of them were smuggled to brazil during World War 2.
* After World War 2 the appeal of this soft toy increased, causing European smugglers to attempt to bring them all to America. Most were killed in the process.
* There is only two of these left in the wild. One male and one female. A woman owned one of the last two, the male one, and the other was located in Brazil. A man went into the woman's shop and asks her to give it to him so he can bring it to brazil so they can mate. She doesn't let him at first but eventually gets convinced to travel. She brings her soft toy to Brazil and it gets taken to mate. Meanwhile however, a plush collector named TrashPackDude takes his team of assistants named Sheen, Sheldon, and Fernando to Brazil to find the female. He overhears about the male being shipped to brazil and tries to forge a plot to claim them both for his ever growing collection. Once the male arrived, TrashPackDude and his associates plan a way to capture them both. They eventually claim the female and while attempting to claim the male another collector named Herbie Bonson (who is a whole other can of worms, explained later in this page.) bombs their warehouse and everything inside it out of an attempt to take back the number one spot as the greatest soft toy collector in the world. He then seeks out the only remaining SSS Squash in existence. After many trying days and nights he is successful. It is unknown how he claimed it. The previous owner has never been heard of since.

## Errors/Inaccuracies

* He caused the downfall of the community.

## Where to Buy

You will never claim this soft toy, as the last one has been claimed.

## Herbie Bonson

Herbie Bonson appearing on his signature hit, Do The Crunch.

## Physical description

### Eye color

Blue

Herbie Bonson is the Number One soft toy collector in the world. He has claimed the entire market in multiple countries. He has caused the death of many infamous collectors, and probably the death of many others. However he was not always like this. At one point he was the top artist of the 1960s. He released his hit single Do The Crunch in 1963. It quickly topped the charts for years. However its placement was finally taken over by Haaaah by the Bees Gees in 1975. He then accused the group of stealing 45k from his bank account, which was untrue. This began the decline. For years he went into hiding, until he decided to start Plants Vs. Zombies Soft Toy collecting. He quickly gained a huge collection using illegal means. Everyone wanted to call him out, and he quickly gained two major enemies, TrashPackDude and Sheldon Cooper. TrashPackDude had the best collection, followed by Cooper's, then followed by Bonson's. Bonson's collection soon mysteriously passed Cooper's with no explanation. The community was outraged. Soon he passed TrashPackDude's as well. Out of retaliation TrashPackDude went mad. He soon went to seek out one of the last 2 remaining SSS Squashes. However he failed to claim it as Bonson bombed his warehouse causing the fall of the old king. Bonson ruled over the community afterwards. He then located the whereabouts of the last SSS Squash and claimed it with no explanation given. The community hated being ruled by Bonson and his shady ways, but Bonson shook it off because they also hated being ruled by TrashPackDude. But this was worse than ever before. Soon Cooper left the community and other collectors banded with him to find a way to take down Bonson once and for all. Soon they found information on Bonson being a time traveler from 2086. They called him out for faking his birthdate and he soon went back into hiding. His whereabouts are currently unknown.