Bird Woman

"I once ate a bunny for dinner. I have nothing else to add to this statement."

Bird Woman is an innocent lady who has commited no crimes.

## List of Crimes

Abandonment of child under two

Abduction of defective from parent

Abduction of unmarried girl under 16 from parent

Abduction of unmarried girl under 18 from parent

Abduction of woman by force

Absconding by person released on bail

Abstraction of electricity

Abuse of position of trust

Abuse of position of trust: causing a child to engage in sexual activity

Abuse of position of trust: causing a child to watch sexual activity

Abuse of position of trust: sexual activity in the presence of a child

Abuse of position of trust: sexual activity with a child

Acquiring, possessing, etc the proceeds of criminal conduct

Acquisition by or supply of firearms to person denied them

Acquisition, use or possession of criminal property

Activities relating to opium

Acts outraging public decency

Administering a substance with intent

Administering chloroform, laudanum, etc

Administering drugs to obtain intercourse

Administering poison etc so as to endanger life

Administering poison etc with intent to injure

Affray

Aggravated arson

Aggravated burglary

Aggravated criminal damage

Aggravated vehicle taking

Aggravated vehicle taking resulting in death

Agreeing to indemnify sureties

Aiding and abetting suicide

Allowing or procuring child under 16 to go abroad to perform

Allowing the death of a child

Armed robbery

Arranging child sex offence

Arson (other than aggravated arson) where value does not exceed £100,000

Arson (value exceeds £100,000)

Assault by penetration

Assault occasioning actual bodily harm

Assault on child under 13 by penetration

Assault on officer saving wreck

Assault with intent to commit buggery

Assault with intent to resist arrest

Assault with weapon with intent to rob

Assaulting prison officer whilst possessing firearm etc

Assisting another to retain proceeds of terrorist activities

Assisting illegal entry or harbouring persons

Assisting offenders

Assisting prisoners to escape

Attempt to cause explosion, making or keeping explosive etc

Attempting to choke, suffocate, strangle, etc

Attempting to injure or alarm the Sovereign

Being drunk on aircraft

Blackmail

Bomb hoax

Breach of anti-social behaviour order

Breach of harassment injunction

Breach of prison

Breach of restraining order

Breach of sex offender order

Breaking or injuring submarine telegraph cables

Buggery of male 16 or over otherwise than in private

Buggery of person under 16

Burglary (domestic)

Burglary (non-domestic)

Care workers: causing person with mental disorder to watch sexual act

Care workers: inciting person with mental disorder to engage in sexual act

Care workers: sexual activity in presence of person with mental disorder

Care workers: sexual activity with person with mental disorder

Carrying loaded firearm in public place

Causing a child to engage in sexual activity

Causing a child to watch a sexual act

Causing a child under 13 to engage in sexual activity

Causing a person with mental disorder (impeding choice) to watch sexual act

Causing a person with mental disorder to watch sexual act (by inducement threat or deception)

Causing bodily injury by explosives

Causing danger to road users

Causing death by careless driving while under the influence of drink or drugs

Causing death by dangerous driving

Causing explosion likely to endanger life or property

Causing miscarriage by poison, instrument

Causing or allowing the death of a child

Causing or encouraging prostitution of defective

Causing or encouraging prostitution of girl under 16

Causing or inciting child prostitution or pornography

Causing or inciting person with mental disorder to engage in sexual activity

Causing or inciting prostitution for gain

Causing prostitution of women

Causing sexual activity with penetration

Causing sexual activity without penetration

Child abduction by connected person

Child abduction by other person

Child destruction

Child sex offence committed by person under 18

Circumcision of females

Committing offence with intent to commit sexual offence

Concealing an arrestable offence

Concealing criminal property

Concealing or transferring proceeds of terrorist activities

Concealment of birth

Conspiring to commit offences outside the United Kingdom

Contamination of goods with intent

Controlling a child prostitute

Controlling prostitution for gain

Copying false instrument with intent

Corrupt transactions with agents

Corruption in public office

Counterfeiting Customs documents

Counterfeiting notes and coins

Counterfeiting of dies or marks

Criminal damage (other than aggravated criminal damage)

Cruelty to person under 16

Cultivation of cannabis plant

Custody or control of false instruments etc

Cutting away buoys etc

Dangerous Driving

Dealing in firearms

Destruction of registers of births etc

Detention of a woman in brothel or other premises

Directing terrorist organisation

Disclosure prejudicing, or interference of material relevant to, investigation of terrorism

Disclosure under sections 330, 331, 332, or 333 of the Proceeds of Crime Act 2002 otherwise than in the form and manner prescribed

Drug trafficking offences at sea

Embracery

Endangering an aircraft

Endangering the safety of railway passengers

Engaging in sexual activity in the presence (procured by inducement, threat or deception) of person with mental disorder

Engaging in sexual activity in the presence of child

Engaging in sexual activity in the presence of person with mental disorder (impeding choice)

Escaping from lawful custody without force

Evasion of liability by deception

Exhibiting false signals etc

Exposure

Fabrication of evidence with intent to mislead a tribunal

Facilitating child prostitution

Failing to keep dogs under proper control resulting in injury

Failure to comply with certificate when transferring firearm

Failure to disclose information about terrorism

Failure to disclose knowledge or suspicion of money laundering

Failure to disclose knowledge or suspicion of money laundering: nominated officers in the regulated sector

Failure to disclose knowledge or suspicion of money laundering: other nominated officers

Failure to disclose knowledge or suspicion of money laundering: regulated sector

False accounting

False evidence before European Court

False imprisonment

False statement tendered under section 5B of Magistrates' Courts Act 1980

False statement tendered under s9 of the Criminal Justice Act 1967

Firing on Revenue vessel

Forgery

Forgery and misuse of driving documents

Forgery etc of licences and other documents

Forgery of driving documents

Forgery, alteration, fraud of licences etc

Fraud by abuse of position

Fraud by failing to disclose information

Fraud by false representation

Fraudulent application of trade mark

Fraudulent evasion of agricultural levy

Fraudulent evasion of controls on Class A and B drugs

Fraudulent evasion of controls on Class C drugs

Fraudulent evasion of duty

Fraudulent evasion: counterfeit notes or coins

Fraudulent evasion: not elsewhere specified

Fund raising for terrorism

Giving false statements to procure cremation

Going equipped to steal

Handling stolen goods

Harbouring escaped prisoner

Harming, threatening to harm a witness, juror, etc

Having an article with a blade or point in a public place

Hostage taking

Illegal importation of Class A and B drugs

Illegal importation of Class C drugs

Illegal importation: counterfeit notes or coins

Illegal importation: not elsewhere specified

Ill-treatment of persons of unsound mind

Impeding persons endeavouring to escape wrecks

Impersonating Customs officer

Incest other than by man with girl under 13

Incitement of terrorism overseas

Incitement to commit incest

Inciting child family member to engage in sexual activity

Inducing person with mental disorder to engage in sexual activity

Indecency with children under 14

Indecent assault on a man

Indecent assault on a woman

Indecent display

Infanticide

Intimidating witness, juror, etc

Involvement in arrangements facilitating the acquisition, retention, use or control of criminal property

Keeping a disorderly house

Kidnapping

Living on earnings of male prostitution

Making false entries in copies of registers sent to registrar

Making false statement to authorised officer

Making false statement to obtain interim possession order

Making false statement to resist making of interim possession order

Making gunpowder etc to commit offences

Making off without payment

Making or possession of explosive in suspicious circumstances

Making or supplying articles for use in fraud

Making threats to destroy or damage property

Making threats to kill

Making, custody, or control of counterfeiting materials etc

Living on earnings of prostitution

Manslaughter

Manufacture and supply of scheduled substances

Meeting child following sexual grooming

Membership, support or meeting of proscribed organisations

Misconduct endangering ship or persons on board ship

Mishandling or falsifying parking documents etc

Murder

Neglecting to provide food for or assaulting servants etc

Obscene articles intended for publication for gain

Obstructing Customs officer

Obstructing engine or carriage on railway

Obtaining pecuniary advantage by deception

Obtaining property by deception

Obtaining services by deception (Theft Act 1978)

Obtaining services dishonestly (Fraud Act 2006)

Occupier knowingly permitting drugs offences etc

Offences against international protection of nuclear material

Offences in relation to dies or stamps

Offences in relation to money laundering investigations

Offences in relation to proceeds of drug trafficking

Offences involving custody or control of counterfeit notes or coins

Offences of publication of obscene matter

Offences relating to the safe custody of controlled drugs

Offender armed or disguised

Offering inducement to procure sexual activity with person with mental disorder

Other offences involving money or property to be used for terrorism

Participating in fraudulent business carried on by sole trader etc

Passing counterfeit notes or coins

Paying for sexual services of child

Perjuries (7 offences)

Permitting an escape

Permitting defective to use premises for intercourse

Permitting girl under 13 to use premises for sexual intercourse

Permitting girl under 16 to use premises for sexual intercourse

Personating for purposes of bail etc

Personation of jurors

Perverting the course of public justice

Placing explosives with intent to cause bodily injury

Placing wood etc on railway

Possessing anything with intent to destroy or damage property

Possession (with intention) of apparatus or material for making false identity documents

Possession (with intention) of false identity documents

Possession (without reasonable excuse) of false identity documents or apparatus or material for making false identity documents

Possession etc of articles for use in frauds

Possession of articles for terrorist purposes

Possession of Class A drug

Possession of Class A or B drug with intent to supply

Possession of Class B or C drug

Possession of Class C drug with intent to supply

Possession of false identity documents

Possession of firearm by person convicted of crime

Possession of firearm with criminal intent

Possession of firearm with intent to endanger life

Possession of firearm without certificate

Possession of offensive weapon

Possession or acquisition of certain prohibited weapons etc

Possession or acquisition of shotgun without certificate

Practitioner contravening drug supply regulations

Prejudicing a drug trafficking investigation

Presentation of obscene performance

Prison mutiny

Procuration of girl under 21

Procurement of a defective

Procurement of a woman by false pretences

Procurement of intercourse by threats etc

Procuring others to commit homosexual acts

Producing or supplying Class A or B drug

Producing or supplying Class C drug

Putting people in fear of violence

Racially-aggravated arson (not endangering life)

Racially-aggravated assaul

Racially-aggravated criminal damage

Racially-aggravated harassment/putting another in fear of violence

Racially-aggravated public order offence

Rape

Rape of child under 13

Removal of articles from place open to the public

Rescue

Riot

Robbery (other than armed robbery)

Sending prohibited articles by post

Setting spring guns with intent to inflict grievous bodily harm

Sex with adult relative

Sexual activity with child

Sexual activity with child family member, with penetration

Sexual activity with person with mental disorder

Sexual assault

Sexual assault of child under 13

Sexual intercourse with animal

Sexual intercourse with defective

Sexual intercourse with girl under 13

Sexual intercourse with girl under 16

Sexual intercourse with patients

Sexual penetration of a corpse

Shortening of shotgun or possession of shortened shotgun

Shortening of smooth bore gun

Solicitation for immoral purposes

Soliciting to murder

Stirring up racial hatred

Supplying instrument etc to cause miscarriage

Support or meeting of proscribed organisations

Taking, having, etc indecent photographs of children

Theft

Tipping off (POCA)

Tipping off in relation to money laundering investigations (DTA)

Trade description offences (9 offences)

Trafficking into UK for sexual exploitation

Trafficking out of UK for sexual exploitation

Trafficking within UK for sexual exploitation

Trespass with intent to commit sexual offence

Trespassing with a firearm

Undischarged bankrupt being concerned in a company

Uniform of proscribed organisations

Unlawful collection of information for terrorist purposes

Unlawful eviction and harassment of occupier

Unlawful wounding

Use of firearm to resist arrest

Using a copy of a false instrument

Using a false instrument

Using explosive or corrosives with intent to cause grievous bodily harm

VAT offences

Violent disorder

Voyeurism

Wanton or furious driving

Weapons training

Woman exercising control over prostitute

Wounding or grievous bodily harm with intent to cause grievous bodily harm

## Default Vehicle

Bird Woman's default vehicle is a prison bus she permanently borrowed from a very kind officer. It's heavy weight means it is barely affected by items and is a popular kart to use in the "Balloon Bash!" gamemode.

## Special talents

Bird Woman has a wide array of talents, similar to Chad Rex.

Her talents consist of:

Bird: Bird Woman, as the name implies, is part bird and can use her head wings to gain extra speed when gliding

Immortal: Bird Woman can literally not be killed as she has some unfinished business with Anubis.