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List of official AJR merchandise

This is a list of all official merchandise made available by AJR. Links to the item on the official AJR store are provided if they exist. All prices are in USD.

## Currently available

This merch is currently available to buy.

### T-Shirts & Tanks

**OK Orchestra Dated Tour Tee**
$40.00**Orchestra Tee**
$40.00**Way Less Sad Tee**
$40.00**Bike Riders Tee**
$40.00**Lost Socks Poster Tee**
$35.00**Inspiration Strikes Tee**
$35.00**OK Orchestra Tour Tee**
$40.00**Pocket Full Tee**
$40.00**The Band Name Tee**
$40.00**Pocket Burst Logo Tee**
$35.00**Way Less Sad Tank**
$50.00**Control Panel Women's Tank**
$45.00
### Hoodies & Sweatshirts

**Bummerland Hoodie**
$70.00**Alright Hoodie**
$70.00**OK Orchestra Tour Crewneck Sweatshirt**
$70.00
### Hats

**Skip To The Good Part Hat - Tan**
$40.00
### Other Items

**"One Spectacular Book" - An Autographed Commemorative Photo Book**
$100.00**I Keep Losing My Socks**
$15.00**Bummerland Towel**
$65.00**Ok? Clear Backpack**
$45.00
## Unavailable

This merch is no longer available to buy, and will most likely not be for the foreseeable future.

### T-Shirts & Tanks

**Cycle NYC T-Shirt**
$29.00**BANG! Hot Sauce T-Shirt**
$29.00**Living Room Cover T-Shirt**
$29.00Bang Square T-Shirt
$29.00**Floating Heads T-Shirt**
$29.00**AJR Collegiate Raglan**
$35.00**Doggy Hat Long Sleeve T-Shirt**
$39.00**Shadow Box T-Shirt**
$39.00**Wow, I'm Not Crazy T-Shirt**
$29.00**OK ORCHESTRA T-Shirt**
$34.00**AJR Logo College T-Shirt**
$29.00**Pocket Logo T-Shirt**
$29.00
### Hoodies, Sweatshirts & Jackets

**OKO Navy Crewneck**
$52.00**Neotheater Scramble Crewneck**
$49.00**Bang Hoodie**
$30.00**Bad Day Stack Hoodie**
$54.00
### Hats & Headwear

**OKO Pigment Cap**
$30.00**Lines Logo Hat**
$29.00**Dear Winter Beanie**
$30.00
### Other Items

**Neotheater Pick Case**
$12.00**BANG! Hot Sauce**
$10.00
Weak (Remixes)

***Weak (Remixes)*** is an EP released on Spotify on May 5, 2017. It contains five remixes (as well as an acoustic version) of the song "Weak", which was released as part of the *What Everyone's Thinking* EP in 2016.

## Tracklist

 **Total length** | 20:06

## Trivia

* This EP is only one second shorter than the *What Everyone's Thinking* EP.
The Phantom Hands

**"The Phantom Hands"** was a live sketch performed by Jack Met at One Spectacular Night.

## Description

The sketch begins after "Don't Throw Out My Legos". Jack is standing in front of a large, black screen, and out of nowhere, a large illuminated hand emerges from the darkness and picks Jack up. Another hand comes in from the left, poking Jack and causing him to begin "falling", until the first hand catches him. Two more hands appear from both sides, and Jack touches both of them. When touched, each hand makes a drum sound, and after a short time the hands start clapping, providing the beat for the next song, "Birthday Party".

## See Also

* One Spectacular Night
* Jack Met
Living Room

***Living Room*** is AJR's first studio album, released on March 3, 2015.

It includes songs from the band's first three EPs - *AJR*, *I'm Ready* and *Infinity* - as well as some new songs.

## Trivia

* *Living Room* is the one of two AJR studio albums to not have its final track be the longest track in the album. The other being the deluxe edition of *The Click*.
Austin Roa

**Austin Roa** is AJR's photographer. He met Jack at Hangout Fest (as stated in the video below) and later met the whole group at a different point, becoming their photographer as they needed one for their show that night, later becoming their full time photographer.

## Trivia

* He makes an appearance in the music video for "I Won't".
* Directed the video for "The DJ Is Crying For Help".
* Helped shot and edit the music video for "Christmas In June".
* Directed the OK ORCHESTRA Tour and the Neotheater World Tour documentaries.
Overture (disambiguation)

**This article is a disambiguation page for Overture**

The following is a list of links to pages that might share the same title.

Please follow one of the disambiguation links below or search to find the page you were looking for if it is not listed. If an internal link led you here, you may wish to change the link to point directly to the intended article.

* Overture (Living Room): The overture track of *Living Room*.
* Overture (Live): An overture only played live during the What Everyone's Thinking Tour.
* Overture (The Click): The overture track of *The Click*.
* OK Overture: The overture track of *OK Orchestra*.
* Overture (One Spectacular Night): An overture only performed at One Spectacular Night.
AJR Livestream

This song was played during AJR's livestreams to convince people to join. It featured a few lyrics from Way Less Sad and Adam Singing.

Ajr livestream
Ajr livestream
Ajr livestream
Beginning for people to get on
Sing you a song
Ajr livestream
Ajr livestream (but I’m way less sad)
Ajr livestream (don’t you love don’t you love)
Ajr livestream (don’t you love it don’t you love)
Ajr livestream
Ajr livestream
Ajr livestream
That’s the melody
Ajr livestream (is everyone on let us know)
Ajr livestream (is everyone on right know)
Ajr livestream
Ajr livestream
Ajr livestream
Ajr livestream
Tonight
Venture

This article is about old AJR content that is considered **lost**. Recordings of it may still exist on the internet, but adding them to this wiki is **strongly discouraged** as the band no longer wishes for the content to be publicly available and it will likely be taken down.
*"We may be lost and gone forever..." - Growing Old On Bleecker Street*

## *Venture*

### Released

September 12, 2010

***Venture*** is the second ever official album by AJR. Most of the songs have been lost and the album is considered lost media. The album became unavailable when the *I'm Ready* EP was released.

It contained eight new tracks, as well as two songs from their previous album, *Born and Bred*.
Adventure Is Out There

**"Adventure Is Out There"** is the sixth track on AJR's fourth album, *OK Orchestra*. This song was made with a scrapped *Neotheater* song called "Socks".

## Lyrics

[Verse 1]
I keep losing my socks
Where the hell do they go?
I bet they're finally free
Floating somewhere in the sea
Do they miss my feet?

I keep losing my socks
I got nothing to wear
I bet they're at her place
A house where I can't show my face
How I wanna be there

[Chorus]
Holy moly, it's a real do-nothing day
I could change address and try another state
I could change my name, it won't do anything
Adventure is out there (Adventure is out there)
So why am I in here (So why am I in here)
Today?

[Verse 2]
Think I'm losing my mind
Apathetic and tired
Think where they could be
Some hotel in Germany
Hope they're loving the ride

[Chorus]
Holy moly, it's a real do-nothing day
I could change address and try another state
I could change my name, it won't do anything
Adventure is out there (Adventure is out there)
So why am I in here (So why am I in here)
Today?

[Bridge]
I bought me some new socks
I won't lose them I'm sure
And someday hopefully
I'll slip away and they'll lose me
And I'll be seeing the world

[Chorus]
Holy moly, it's a real do-nothing day
I could change address and try another state
I could change my name, it won't do anything
Adventure is out there (Adventure is out there)
So why am I in here (So why am I in here)
Today?

Why am I in here today?
Why am I in here today?

## Audio

* Spotify
* YouTube

AJR - Adventure Is Out There (Official Audio)Adventure Is Out ThereAJR - Adventure is Out There (Official Instrumental)Adventure Is Out There (Instrumental)
## Videos

* Performances

AJR- Adventure Is Out There LiveLive on YouTube
Humpty Dumpty

**"Humpty Dumpty"** is the tenth track on AJR's fourth album, *OK ORCHESTRA*. The song talks about running away from your problems while knowing you shouldn’t do so and hiding your problems from others so you don’t feel like you “burden” them with your own problems.

## Lyrics

[Intro]
Humpty Dumpty
When Humpty Dumpty
When Humpty Dumpty went down
He said, "Screw it
I'mma smile right though it
And I'll scream when no one's around"
(Okay)
(Okay)

[Verse 1]
Something's wrong
But I'm scared to look it up
If I do that, and no one has it
I'll feel so alone

Something's wrong
But don't pity me for long
If you get sad, then I'll feel bad
That I told you at all

[Pre-Chorus]
I got friends in a lotta weird places
Wonder if they're gonna call depending what my face is
What my face is
I could fake it
I could move away, or I could suck it up and face it

[Chorus]
Humpty Dumpty
When Humpty Dumpty
When Humpty Dumpty went down
He said, "Screw it
I'mma smile right though it
And I'll scream when no one's around"
Humpty Dumpty
When Humpty Dumpty
When Humpty Dumpty went down
He said, "Screw it
There's a big crowd looking
I will scream when no one, when no one, when no one's around"
(Okay)

[Verse 2]
Look outside
They're making snowmen on your street
Underneath your pillow you can sigh yourself to sleep
Look outside
They're making snowmen on your street (snowmen on your street)
Hide behind your pillow
Close the window, 'cause you know you can't be seen

[Pre-Chorus]
I got friends in a lotta weird places
Wonder if they're gonna call depending what my face is
If I can't breathe
Then you can't see
But aren't you excited that I'm giving you the best me?

[Chorus]
Humpty Dumpty
When Humpty Dumpty
When Humpty Dumpty went down
He said, "Screw it
I'mma smile right though it
And I'll scream when no one's around"
Humpty Dumpty
When Humpty Dumpty
When Humpty Dumpty went down
He said, "Screw it
There's a big crowd looking
I will scream when no one, when no one, when no one's around
When no one, when no one's around"

[Bridge]
If I tried to keep the tears
In my eyes, would you like me?
Would you like me?
Would you like me?

If I tried to keep the tears
In my eyes, would you like me?
Would you like me?
Would you like me?

[Pre-Chorus]
I got shows in a lotta weird places
Wonder if they're gonna come depending what my face is
Remember Vegas?
I can take another panic episode when I get off the stage, man

[Chorus]
Humpty Dumpty
When Humpty Dumpty
When Humpty Dumpty went down
He said, "Screw it
I'mma smile right though it
And I'll scream when no one's around" (When no one's around)
Humpty Dumpty
When Humpty Dumpty
When Humpty Dumpty went down
He said, "Screw it
There's a big crowd looking
I will scream when no one, when no one, when no one's around
When no one, when no one's around
When no one, when no one's ar-"

## Audio

* Spotify
* YouTube

AJR - Humpty Dumpty (Official Audio)Humpty DumptyAJR - Humpty Dumpty (Official Instrumental)Humpty Dumpty (Instrumental)
AJR

**AJR** is an American indie pop band that consists of brothers Adam, Jack, and Ryan Met (previously Metzger). They write, produce, and mix their own material in the living room of their apartment in Chelsea, Manhattan.

The brothers' parents are named Laurie Marvald and Gary Metzger , both have worked as architects.

Laurie was the original founder and manager of AJR, creating and developing the band. Laurie also was a co-founder of AJR Productions, LLC and served as co-manager of the band until 2022. The 3 members of AJR grew up in Bayside, Queens until moving to Chelsea, Manhattan in 2001. They attended the Professional Children's School in Manhattan.

Apparently the brothers have German origin, due to the history of the Metzger surname. The brothers are also ethnically Jewish.

In addition, in the song Adventure Is Out There in one of the verses they express: "Think where they could be, Some hotel in Germany" and in World's Smallest Violin, more specifically in the introduction of the song Jack sings "My grandpa fought in World War II, he was such a noble dude"

Siblings Adam, Jack, and Ryan — the “AJR" of the group’s name — range in age from 25 to 32 (born 1990, 1994, and 1997), with the youngest, Jack, still attending high school when they first released "I'm Ready". The brothers were raised in New York City, NY. AJR keeps nearly every part of their act in the family, from songwriting to instrumentation. Often, jazz trumpeter Arnetta Johnson and/or drummer Chris Berry will join the band in their songs. Their trumpeter used to be Jimmy Lee Jr, but he stopped working with the band to pursue his own career.

The band's first studio album was *Living Room*, which they released on March 3, 2015. Then on June 9, 2017 they released *The Click*, and on April 26, 2019 they released *Neotheater*. Their fourth album, *OK Orchestra* was released on March 26, 2021. Their fifth album, *The Maybe Man* was released on November 10, 2023.

## Trivia

* The brothers were originally street performers under the name TB³, short for "Tapping Brothers to the Third Power".
* The brothers had several very talented tap performances, they sampled the tap sound on some songs.

## Discography

* See here for a list of all albums, EPs and singles released by AJR.
* See here for an uncategorized list of all songs released by AJR.
* See here for a list of songs by other artists that include AJR as a featured artist.
* See here for a list of covers made by AJR.
* See here for a list of unreleased songs by AJR.

## Tours and Concerts

* I'm Ready Tour
* The Infinity Tour
* Living Room Tour
* What Everyone's Thinking Tour
* What Everyone's Thinking Tour Part II
* The Click Tour
* The Click Tour Part II
* Neotheater World Tour
* Neotheater World Tour Part II (Cancelled due to COVID-19)
* Everything Everywhere Tour (Cancelled due to COVID-19)
* A Night In Your Car With AJR
* One Spectacular Night
* OK Orchestra Tour
* One More Spectacular Night (Replaying of One Spectacular Night)
Wow, I'm Not Crazy

**"Wow, I'm Not Crazy"** is the 10th track on AJR's third album, *Neotheater*.

This song was also performed at the One Spectacular Night live show in 2020.

## Description

At the One Spectacular Night live show, Jack said this about the song:

*"For those of you who don't know - I'm sure a lot of you do - we actually started out our career street performing in the parks of New York where we were born and raised, so for the next thing we're gonna do, we're gonna do a little homage to that time in our life when we first started out, and it's gonna look like this."*

## Lyrics

Frankly, I'm scared of clowns
And get-togethers get me down
But when you talk, it's like, "Wow!
I'm not crazy"

Don't kill me
'Cause I'm just the messenger
I already
Went and took my temperature
And I'm not sick
I took all my vitamins
Yeah, I'm not sick
I'm just kinda different

Oh different, so different
They tell us to be different
But no one told me I could go too far

Frankly, I'm scared of clowns
And get-togethers get me down
But when you talk, it's like, "Wow!
I'm not crazy"
Frankly, I feel insane
But you say you feel the same
And suddenly it's like, "Hey,
I'm not crazy"
'Cause when you talk it's like, "Wow,
I'm not crazy"

Don't kill me
'Cause I'm just the messenger
I've never seen
Someone quite this strange before
You're just like me
You took all your vitamins
You're just like me
And you take delight in it

Oh different, so different
They tell us to be different
But no one told me I could go too far

Frankly, I'm scared of clowns
And get-togethers get me down
But when you talk, it's like, "Wow!
I'm not crazy"
Frankly, I feel insane
But you say you feel the same
And suddenly it's like, "Hey,
I'm not crazy"
'Cause when you talk it's like, "Wow,
I'm not crazy"

(When you talk it's like, "Wow"
When you talk it's like, "Wow"
When you talk it's like, "Wow"
When you talk it's like, "Wow")

When you talk it's like, "Wow"
When you talk it's like, "Wow"
When you talk it's like, "Wow"
When you talk it's like, "Wow"

Frankly, I'm scared of clowns
And get-togethers get me down
But when you talk, it's like, "Wow!
I'm not crazy"

## Audio

* Spotify
* YouTube

AJR - Wow, I'm Not Crazy (Official Audio)Wow, I'm Not CrazyAJR - Wow, I’m Not Crazy (Official Instrumental)Wow, I'm Not Crazy (Instrumental)
## Videos

* Performances

AJR - Wow, I'm Not Crazy (Bill Graham Civic Auditorium; September 28, 2019)Live at Bill Graham Civic AuditoriumWow, I'm Not Crazy - AJR live - NYC 10-10-19Live in NYCAJR - Wow, I'm Not Crazy LIVE @ Red Rocks Amphitheatre CO 10-5-2019Live at Red Rocks Amphitheatre
## Trivia

* The "yep yep yep yep" sounds used in this song are also used in "The Entertainment's Here".
* A sped-up sample of "Dear Winter" is used in the chorus of this song.
Jimmie Lee Jr

* SoundCloud
* Twitter

**Jimmie Lee Jr** (also known as **JJ Kirkpatrick**) was AJR's trumpeter, playing the trumpet in multiple songs from *The Click* and *Neotheater*. He left the band later to pursue his own music career. He was succeeded by Arnetta Johnson.

Jimmie Lee Jr plays the trumpet in multiple songs by AJR. He can be seen in the video for the "Apptronic" version of "Break My Face". He also plays the trumpet in, and is shown in the videos for, "Role Models" and "Burn The House Down".

## History

He began his diverse musical career at the age of 9 when he scored the opening sequence to a 10-minute film he co-directed with his brother. He began playing trumpet that same year, studying with Portland legend Thara Memory. Now based in Los Angeles, he has had the opportunity to work with Wynton Marsalis, Albert "Tootie" Heath, Terence Blanchard, Beyoncé, Craig Robinson, Louis CK (who was mentioned in "Role Models"), and many others.

## External Links

* Jimmie's Twitter page
* Jimmie's YouTube channel
Turning Out Pt. ii

"**Turning Out Pt. ii**" is the sixth track on AJR's third album, *Neotheater*. It is a continuation of their previous song, "Turning Out".

This song was also performed at the One Spectacular Night live show in 2020.

## Description

Ryan Met said this about the song:

*"There were two that I wrote without Jack, 'Turning Out Pt. ii' and “Dear Winter”. For some reason, the ballads, the emotional stuff, we can’t do together, I just have to do it on my own… something about 'Turning Out Pt. ii' didn’t have the same impact as me singing, so I gave myself a song on the album."*

## Lyrics

I am not chosen or that unique
Honestly you were and you chose me
Maybe I fucked up everything
Is this how it feels to be blue?
You said you’d love me no matter what
You said you’d love me, is that what I loved?
All of these choices messed me up
And everyone’s mean except you

I think I probably wasn’t in love with you
I think I probably loved the idea of you
And though I may be missing the feel of you
I think I probably wasn’t in love with you
I said it ‘cause I no longer wanna hurt
I said it back to you ‘cause you said it first
And though I may be wishing it wasn’t true
I think I probably wasn’t in love
Wasn’t in love with you

I was too worried how we’d end up
I wasn’t looking and you grew up
Now I’m here writing this dumb song

‘Cause I can’t even tell you the truth

I think I probably wasn’t in love with you
I think I probably loved the idea of you
And though I may be missing the feel of you
I think I probably wasn’t in love with you
I said it ‘cause I no longer wanna hurt
I said it back to you ‘cause you said it first
And though I may be wishing it wasn’t true
I think I probably wasn’t in love
I wasn’t in love with you

This is gonna break your heart
I’m so sorry yeah, I know
This is gonna break your heart
Is this all that life’s about?
Trying to love how you turn out
I don’t love it much at all
This is gonna break your heart
I’m so sorry yeah, I know
This is gonna break your heart
Is this all that life’s about?
Trying to love how you turn out
I don’t love it much at all (x2)

## Audio

* Spotify
* YouTube

AJR - Turning Out Pt. ii (Official Audio)Turning Out Pt. iiAJR - Turning Out Pt. ii (Official Instrumental)-2Turning Out Pt. ii (Instrumental)
## Videos

* Performances

Turning Out Part 2 - AJR live - NYC 10-10-19Live in NYCAJR Live - Turning Out Pt 2 (Byline Bank Aragon Ballroom, Chicago January 17, 2020)Live at Byline Bank Aragon BallroomAJR - Turning Out Pt ii - The Met Philly - 11-14-19 -HD-Live at The Met
## Trivia

* The same distorted sequence of notes heard in the bridge is also used in "Karma".
Categorized List of AJR Songs

*For a uncategorized list of all of AJR's songs, see List of AJR songs.*
This is a full, categorized list of all known songs made by AJR. This list includes does songs by other artists that feature AJR, these covers, and unreleased songs.

## Key

 Yellow
 Orange
 Red

## EP Songs

### ***Spotify Singles***

**(Live)**
**(Cover)**

### ***Sober Up (Remixes)***

**(Steve Aoki Remix)**
**(Party Pupils Remix)**
**(Ryan Riback Remix)**

### ***Bang! (Remixes)***

**(Nathan Dawe Remix)**
**(Acoustic)**
Neotheater

***Neotheater*** is AJR's third studio album, released on April 26, 2019.

## Description

According to the band's Twitter page, the tone of this album was inspired by "Come Hang Out", a song from their previous album.

## Deluxe Edition

AJR originally planned to release a deluxe version of *Neotheater*, as they had done with *The Click*. However, this was cancelled due to the COVID-19 pandemic, so they decided to focus on *OK Orchestra* instead.

The album would have contained all songs from the original edition, as well as some brand-new songs. The band has not confirmed what any of these songs would have been, but it is very likely one of them would have been "Bang!", as the old cover for the song featured the same doll-like versions of AJR as *Neotheater*'s cover does. Additionally, the *"How we made NEOTHEATER"* YouTube video also includes the making of "Bang!". It is also possible "Outside" may have been on this deluxe version.

It's unknown if the extra songs would have been placed after "Finale", making it no longer the finale, or whether they would have been placed before "Finale" instead.

## Trivia

* This is the first studio album that does not begin with an "overture" track consisting of a mashup of every other song on the album, the second is *The Maybe Man*. Instead, AJR confirmed that each song contains bits of others in them, either musically or lyrically. For example, the phrase "everything is going great" from “Birthday Party” appears near the end of “Break My Face”.
* This album has the fewest official music videos made for its tracks, with only two (100 Bad Days and Dear Winter).
	+ This is also their only studio album to have no partially or fully animated music video for any of its tracks (*Living Room* has Infinity, *The Click* has Turning Out, *OK Orchestra* has My Play, *The Maybe Man* has Maybe Man).
* There was a scrapped song from this album called "Socks", which was later turned into "Adventure Is Out There" on their next album, *OK Orchestra*.

## References

1. ↑ https://twitter.com/AJRBrothers/status/1319324990391595008
What Everyone's Thinking Tour: Part 2

What Everyone's Thinking Tour: Part 2 was the extension from the Part I of the Tour promoting the self-named EP. There is a Video from the Tour. and a setlist which JerkyHockey has found media which is this video click here.

## Setlist

This setlist is based of one video that can be found here.

1. Overture (Live)
2. Im Not Famous
3. Thirsty
4. Three-Thirty
5. Call My Dad
6. Lollipop (Remix)
7. Woody Allen
8. Come Hang Out
9. Pitchfork Kids
10. Netflix Trip
11. Drama
12. Sober Up
13. Let The Games Begin
14. Rihanna (Remix) (I forgot the song’s name lol)
15. Turning Out
16. No Grass Today
17. I’m Ready
18. Weak (Finale)

(edit by JerkyHockey hope this helped:)

Official Dates of the What Everyone's Thinking Tour Part II from AJR Instagram.
The DJ Is Crying For Help

The official cover art for The DJ is Crying For Help

"**The DJ is Crying For Help**" is the 8th song on AJR's fifth studio album, The Maybe Man. It is also the 2nd single to be released from the album.

## Lyrics

Everyone's laughin' at me
But not like they used to
The room's spinnin' all around me
But not like I'm used to

Hired, hired
Can I get hired?
I got no skills except gettin' high
I'm tryin', tryin'
I can start Friday
You've wasted your life but thanks for applying

Hey, now, hold up, we were fun as hell
I'm all grown up, but you couldn't tell
Now I don't know what to do with myself (Da da da da da da da)
You got older 'cause you're good at life
I'm all seventeen at thirty-five
Now I don't know if there's anything else

The DJ is cryin' for help (Oh-oh-oh)
The DJ is cryin' for help (Oh-oh-oh)
Don't know what to do with myself
Hey now, hold up, we were fun as hell
I'm all grown up, but you couldn't tell
Now I don't know what to do with myself
The DJ is crying for help

Everyone's trippin' on pills
But now they're prescribed too
And everyone's stackin' their bills
But not 'cause they like to

Oh, hired, hired
Can I get hired?
Yeah, I fucked up, but I did it my way
Tryin', tryin'
I could start Friday
Gettin' a life's a little like dyin'

Hey, now, hold up, we were fun as hell
I'm all grown up, but you couldn't tell
Now I don't know what to do with myself (Da da da da da da da)
You got older 'cause you're good at life
I'm all seventeen at thirty-five
Now I don't know if there's anything else

The DJ is cryin' for help (Don't leave me out)
The DJ is cryin' for help (Don't leave me out)
Don't know what to do with myself
Hey now, hold up, we were fun as hell
I'm all grown up, but you couldn't tell
Now I don't know what to do with myself
The DJ is cryin' for help
You got older 'cause you're good at life (Don't leave me out)
I'm all seventeen at thirty-five
Now I don't know if there's anything else
The DJ is crying for help

And now I'm all (I'm all) alone (Alone)
Waitin' for the beat to drop
Be kind to me, be kind and wait it out
And now I'm all (I'm all) alone (Alone)
Waitin' 'til the party starts
Be kind to me, be kind and wait it out

And now I'm all alone
Waitin' 'til the party starts

## Audio

* Spotify
* YouTube

The DJ Is Crying For HelpThe DJ Is Crying For HelpThe DJ Is Crying For Help-2The DJ Is Crying For Help (Clean Version)
## Videos

AJR - The DJ Is Crying For Help (Official Video)The DJ Is Crying For Help (Official Video)

## Trivia

* The lyric "Getting a life's a little like dyin'" is featured on the back cover of *The Maybe Man*'s vinyl, on a sign Adam is holding.
* This single's cover is directly based off this teaser for TMM (or perhaps vice versa).
* This teaser for the song contains an audio clip that isn't actually in the full song, which omits half of the pre-chorus and a quarter of the main chorus, as well as lacking some backing effects during the lyric "Hey, now, hold up, we were fun as hell".
* This song contains a sample of a song played by Hilary Hahn.
3 AM

**"3 AM"** is the fourth track on the *Infinity* EP. It was first released as a single in 2012, then later released on the EP in 2014.

## Lyrics

The coldest train car
Three o'clock at dark
Remember alcohol and dancing
Our friends are gone now
She chose me to take her home
I guess that's all I ever wanted

I just can't believe
That you chose a guy like me

Oh, no matter where you go
I will go down that road
The one that takes you home
After the party's done
And all is well, but I'm scared as hell
That you won't like me in the morning
Oh, that you won't like me
The way that I like you

The coldest train car
Chilly Friday night
Hope she holds on to what I told her
The boys around her take a second look
She made the choice--the night is over

I just can't believe
That you chose a guy like me

Oh, no matter where you go
I will go down that road
The one that takes you home
After the party's done
And all is well, but I'm scared as hell
That you won't like me in the morning
Oh, that you won't like me
The way that I like you

All is well, but I'm scared as hell
That you won't like me in the morning
I know you'll like me
The way that I like you

## Audio

* Spotify
* YouTube

AJR - 3 AM (Official Audio)3 AM
## Videos

* Performances

AJR- 3AM (Live)Live at The Lost Horizon
Neotheater World Tour

**Neotheater World Tour** was a world tour that AJR performed from September to December 2019. It was promoting their third studio album, *Neotheater*.

A sequel to this tour, Neotheater World Tour: Part 2, was planned to be performed in 2020, but it was cancelled due to the COVID-19 pandemic.

## Setlist

1. "Next Up Forever"
2. "Birthday Party"
3. "Sober Up"
4. "The Entertainment's Here"
5. "Netflix Trip"
6. "Break My Face"
7. "Come Hang Out"
8. "Weak"
9. "Karma"
10. "JJ's Trumpet Medley"
11. "Turning Out Pt. ii/Turning Out bridge"
12. "Wow, I'm Not Crazy"
13. "How We Made DTOML/DTOML"
14. "Dear Winter"
15. "Burn The House Down"
16. "Finale (Can't Wait To See What You Do Next)"
17. "100 Bad Days"

## Documentary

During the tour, AJR developed a documentary series about it and released it on YouTube.

AJR - NEOTHEATER WORLD TOUR DOC (EP. 1)AJR - NEOTHEATER WORLD TOUR DOC (EP. 2)AJR - NEOTHEATER WORLD TOUR DOC (EP. 3)AJR - NEOTHEATER WORLD TOUR DOC (EP. 4)AJR - NEOTHEATER WORLD TOUR DOC (EP. 5)
Hallelujah

This article is about old AJR content that is considered **lost**. Recordings of it may still exist on the internet, but adding them to this wiki is **strongly discouraged** as the band no longer wishes for the content to be publicly available and it will likely be taken down.
*"We may be lost and gone forever..." - Growing Old On Bleecker Street*

## Hallelujah

### Length

3:52

**"Hallelujah"** was the tenth track on one of AJR's old albums, *Born and Bred*. It was deleted after the release of the *I'm Ready* EP, and most recordings of the song have been taken down.

## Description

This song is a cover of Leonard Cohen's iconic song, "Hallelujah", with some of the lyrics removed.

## Lyrics

[Verse 1]
I heard there was a secret chord
That David played, and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do you?
It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth
The minor fall, the major lift
The baffled king composing "Hallelujah"

[Chorus]
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah

[Verse 2]
Baby, I have been here before
I know this room, I've walked this floor
I used to live alone before I knew you
I've seen your flag on the marble arch
Love is not a victory march
It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah

[Chorus]
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah

[Verse 3]
There was a time you let me know
What's real and going on below
But now you never tell it to me, do you?
And remember when I moved in you
The holy dove was moving too
And every breath we drew was Hallelujah

[Chorus]
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah

[Verse 4]
Maybe there's a God above
But all I've ever learned from love
Was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
It's not a cry you can hear at night
It's not somebody who's seen the light
It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah

[Chorus]
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Let It Snow

**“Let It Snow”** by AJR is a song that was first released back in late 2010 as a single. It was later removed prior to the release of the ”I’m Ready” EP. It was publicly available for free downloads on AJR’s social media prior to getting removed.

## Lyrics

Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful
And since there’s no place to go, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
Well it doesn’t show signs of stopping, and I brought some corn for popping
The lights are turned way down low, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
Wanna feel the cold winds blow
Tomorrow it’s sunny and bright, so just for tonight, let it snow
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
Wanna feel the cold winds blow
Tomorrow it’s sunny and bright, so just for tonight, let it snow

Well the fire is slowly dying (dying)
And my dear we’re still goodbying (goodbying)
Well it’s nice you love the snow, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
No it doesn’t show signs of stopping, and I brought some corn for popping
The lights are turned way down low, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow (yeah!)

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
Wanna feel the cold winds blow
Tomorrow it’s sunny and bright, so just for tonight, let it snow
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
Wanna feel the cold winds blow
Tomorrow it’s sunny and bright, so just for tonight, let it snow

(Let it snow)

The weather outside of frightful, but the fire is so delightful
Since there’s no place to go, let it snow

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow (let it snow now)
Wanna feel the cold winds blow (let it snow)
Tomorrow it’s sunny and bright, so just for tonight, let it snow
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow (let it snow, let it snow, let it snow)
Wanna feel the cold winds blow
Tomorrow it’s sunny and bright, so just for tonight, let it snow (let it snow now)
Thirsty

**"Thirsty"** is a song released by AJR on the *Living Room* album.

## Lyrics

Thirsty, thirsty Thursday
(Yodeling)
Thirsty, thirsty Thursday

I'm up and I raise my cup singing everything is gold
Crew neck and a white blank check
I'll be moving on my own
I walked on sippin' on that love
It's another bumpy road
But I'm up and I raise my cup and I wanna take her home

I run my mouth
Don't got a lot to say
Girl on fire
Could burn my heart away
We are young
But we can make it rain

It's thirsty, thirsty Thursday
(Yodeling)
Thirsty, thirsty Thursday
Thirsty, thirsty Thursday

I'm up and I raise my cup see 'em bouncin' on the floor
Perfume in a hotel room
We go bouncin' back for more
One us sippin' on that fun
It's a feeling we adore
But I'm up and I raise my cup and I wanna take her home

I run my mouth
Don't got a lot to say
Girl on fire
Could burn my heart away
We are young
But we can make it rain

It's thirsty, thirsty Thursday
(Yodeling)
Thirsty, thirsty Thursday
Thirsty, thirsty Thursday

Thirsty, thirsty
Can't no one stop me
Keep on bouncin'
Like no one's watching
Thirsty, thirsty
Can't no one stop me
Keep on bouncin'
Like no one's watching

It's thirsty, thirsty Thursday
Thirsty, thirsty Thursday
Thirsty, thirsty Thursday
Thirsty, thirsty Thursday
Thirsty, thirsty
Can't no one stop me
Keep on bouncin'
Thirsty, thirsty Thursday

## Audio

* Spotify
* YouTube

Thirsty-2ThirstyAJR - Thirsty (Official Instrumental)Thirsty (Instrumental)
## Videos

* Official Videos
* Performances

Thirsty - AJR (Official Video)Thirsty (Official Video)

AJR - ThirstyLive at Woodbridge MallAJR - Thirsty Live 8-8-15Live at Indian RanchAJR- Thirsty (Live)Live at Webster Hall
## Trivia

* "Thirsty" was described by the brothers as the weirdest song they had made to date, likely due to the yodeling sounds in the chorus. Many people consider it to be the worst song the band has released.
Bang! Hot Sauce

**Bang! Hot Sauce** is a food product and piece of merchandise that is the result of a collaboration between AJR and Small Axe Peppers.

## Origins

AJR decided to collaborate with Small Axe Peppers because they have "similar core values" regarding sustainability, and because they generally support the company, as it is based in their hometown and they believe community gardens are a great support system for the community. It also acts as promotion for their earlier single, "Bang!", which is featured on the front of the bottle.

Adam Met said this about the product:

> *"We’d been wanting to make a hot sauce for some time. Once we wrote 'Bang!' we knew this was the perfect time for it, but we wanted to do it with someone who had sustainability as a core value. We were really impressed with the mission of Small Axe Peppers and knew we could make an amazing hot sauce together."*
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## Description

In regard to the hot sauce itself, it is described as a "mouth-watering medley of locally-sourced peppers from more than 30 community gardens throughout the Bronx and Queens". It is intended to reflect the vibrant and eclectic energy of the song, as well as the passion of the growers and the strength of the community. Customers have said it is not very spicy, but most enjoyed the taste.

Each bottle costs $10 USD, and the band states a portion of the profit is used to support local gardeners and community gardens that help to make the product. It can be purchased either on AJR's official store or at Small Axe Peppers' website. A T-shirt was also released displaying an illustration of a bottle of this hot sauce.

## Reception

Bang! Hot Sauce was generally well-received among fans of both hot sauce and AJR. It was not extremely popular, however, likely due to most customers thinking that the collaboration was not a good idea.
So What

**So What** is a demo shown by AJR on the Zach Sang Show on November 14th, 2023. According to the band, they attempted to put the song on their OK Orchestra album (2021), but with input from Jack's girlfriend, and his brothers, the song was eventually scrapped and reworked as Yes I'm A Mess as a single for The Maybe Man (2023).

The western tune that the band was attempting with So What can partly be heard with the whistling at the end of Yes I'm A Mess.

## Lyrics

Dropped a box on my toe
Hurt my pinkie real bad
And I don't quite know why we need ten toes
So I thought a bit on that
Go On Take A Chance

This article is about old AJR content that is considered **lost**. Recordings of it may still exist on the internet, but adding them to this wiki is **strongly discouraged** as the band no longer wishes for the content to be publicly available and it will likely be taken down.
*"We may be lost and gone forever..." - Growing Old On Bleecker Street*

## Go On Take A Chance

### Length

2:45

**"Go On Take A Chance"** was the first track on one of AJR's old albums, *Born and Bred*, as well as the eighth track on another old album, *Venture*. It was deleted after the release of the *I'm Ready* EP, and most recordings of the song have been taken down.

## Description

"Go On Take a Chance" is an upbeat song about not dwelling on past breakups and negative experiences, and taking a chance on love even if you think it probably won't work out.

## Lyrics

[Verse 1]
You can sit at home and think about what could have been
You never know who’s watching or who could be a friend
I don’t mean to tell you that you’re hearin' lies
But who is there to tell you when the last word is "goodbye"

[Chorus]
Go on, take a chance
Who knows if it’s true romance
But if you don’t try, you'll regret it for life
Why don’t you go on take a chance?

Da, da-di-da, da-di-da, da-di-da
Da-di-da, da-di-da, da-di-da, da-di-da

[Verse 2]
Now you can try to tell me that you would've cried
But I can try and tell you that you’re wasting your time
Living in the past when there is so much more
You’ll never figure out who’s right outside your door

[Chorus]
Go on, take a chance
Who knows if it’s true romance
But if you don’t try, you'll regret it for life
Why don’t you go on take a chance (go on take a chance)

Da, da-di-da, da-di-da, da-di-da
Da-di-da, da-di-da, da-di-da, da-di-da

[Instrumental]

Woah-oh

[Chorus]
Go on, take a chance
Who knows if it’s true romance
But if you don’t try you'll regret it for life
Why don’t you go on take a chance (go on take a chance)

Go on, take a chance
Who knows if it’s true romance (but if you don't try)
But if you don’t try you'll regret it for life
Why don’t you go on take a chance (go on take a chance)

Go on, take a chance (go on take a chance)
Who knows if it’s true romance (but if you don't try)
But if you don’t try you'll regret it for life
Why don’t you go on take a chance (go on take a chance)

But if you don't try
Sober Up

"**Sober Up**" is the fourth track on AJR's second album, *The Click*. It features musician Rivers Cuomo.

An EP called *Sober Up (Remixes)* was released in 2018, containing three remixes of the song, including one by Steve Aoki.

This song was also performed at the One Spectacular Night live show in 2020.

## Lyrics

Hello, hello
I'm not where I'm supposed to be
I hope that you're missing me
Cause it makes me feel young
Hello, hello
Last time that I saw your face
Was recess in second grade
And it made me feel young

Won't you help me sober up
Growing up it made me numb
And I wanna feel something again
Won't you help me sober up
All the big kids they got drunk
And I wanna feel something again
Won't you help me feel something again
How's it go again?

Goodbye, goodbye
I said to my bestest buds
We said that we'd keep in touch
And we did our best
All my new friends
We smile at party time
But soon we forgot to smile
At anything else

Won't you help me sober up
Growing up it made me numb
And I wanna feel something again
Won't you help me sober up
All the big kids they got drunk
And I wanna feel something again
Won't you help me feel something again
How's it go again?
How's it go again?

My favorite color is you
You're vibrating out my frequency
My favorite color is you
You keep me young and that's how I wanna be
My favorite color is you
You're vibrating out my frequency
My favorite color is you
You keep me young and that's how I wanna be

Hello, hello
I'm not where I'm supposed to be
I hope that you're missing me
Cause it makes me feel young
Hello, hello
Last time that I saw your face
Was recess in second grade
And it made me feel young
And I wanna feel something again
I just wanna feel something again
(How's it go again?)

Won't you help me sober up
Growing up it made me numb
And I want to feel something again
(My favorite color is you)
Won't you help me sober up
All the big kids they got drunk
And I wanna feel something again
(My favorite color is you)
Won't you help me feel something again
(My favorite color is you)
Can I finally feel something again?

How's it go again?

## Audio

* Spotify
* YouTube

Sober Up (Feat. Rivers Cuomo)Sober UpAJR - Sober Up (Official Instrumental)Sober Up (Instrumental)Sober Up (feat. Rivers Cuomo)Sober Up (Steve Aoki Remix)Sober Up (feat. Rivers Cuomo)-2Sober Up (Party Pupils Remix)Sober Up (feat. Rivers Cuomo)-3Sober Up (Ryan Riback Remix)
## Videos

* Official Videos
* Performances

AJR - Sober Up (feat. Rivers Cuomo) (Official Video)Sober Up (Official Video)AJR - Sober Up (TOUR VIDEO)Sober Up (Tour Video)

AJR - Sober Up (Live at the Edge)Live at The EdgeAJR - "Sober Up" - Black Box SessionsLive at Indie88AJR & Rivers Cuomo - Sober Up (Live in LA)Live in LAAJR - Sober Up (Live 95.5)Live at 95.5AJR - Sober Up Live 11-5-18Live at RebelSober Up - AJR live - NYC 10-10-19Live in NYC
Growing Old On Bleecker Street

**"Growing Old On Bleecker Street"** is the thirteenth track on AJR's first album, *Living Room*, and the third track on the *I'm Ready* EP.

## Lyrics

[Verse 1]
No point in dreaming if you’re alone
No point in walking without the road
No point in crying without that someone there beside you
Saying it will be OK

I’ll take my time
I’ll take my time
You cannot rush
What can’t be timed

And it's tough believing
There’s someone living out there
Happier than me
Happier than me

[Chorus]
We may be lost
And gone forever
The rain will wash our memory
But when we cry
We cry together
Like it was meant to be

[Verse 2]
I woke up last night from a dream
That we’d grow old on Bleecker Street
Sit by the fire and I’d play my guitar
But dreams are only dreams

[Bridge]
And then I wonder when we leave
Will the moon still be white
And the river green?
Sometimes I wonder if we matter at all
If we’re not written down
Who will remember now?

[Chorus]
We may be lost
And gone forever
The rain will wash our memory
But when we cry
We cry together
Like it was meant to be

We may be lost
And gone forever
The rain will wash our memory
But when we cry
We cry together
Like it was meant to be

## Audio

* Spotify
* YouTube

AJR - Growing Old On Bleecker Street (Official Audio)Growing Old On Bleecker StreetAJR - Growing Old on Bleecker Street (Official Instrumental)Growing Old On Bleecker Street (Instrumental)
## Videos

* Official Videos
* Performances

AJR - Growing Old On Bleecker Street -Acoustic-Growing Old On Bleecker Street (Acoustic Video)

AJR - Growing Old on Bleecker Street (Red Room @ Cafe 939 3-29-14)Live at Red Room @ Cafe 939
Woody Allen

**"Woody Allen"** is the seventh track on AJR's first album, *Living Room*, and the second track on the *I'm Ready* EP.

## Lyrics

[Chorus]
Now I'm feeling just like Woody Allen.
Finally I'm right where I should be.
Like when you grow up doing donuts in the parking lot,
You hit the station, go insane, and when the kick-drum drops
You know, now I'm feeling just like Woody Allen.
Oh-oh-oh

[Verse 1]
Called you up so we could reminisce
About the old days, gold days,
How we've been.
The city's rusty after what we did.
We did, we did, we did.

[Pre-Chorus]
Hey, and though I know it's been a long time in the records,
But I saw you smiling like dynamite in the record store,
And now I'm shaking (shaking)
Waiting (waiting)
As you come say hello (hello, hello, hello, hello)

[Chorus]
Now I'm feeling just like Woody Allen.
Finally I'm right where I should be.
Like when you grow up doing donuts in the parking lot,
You hit the station, go insane, and when the kick-drum drops
You know, now I'm feeling just like Woody Allen.
Oh-oh-oh

[Verse 2]
Every time I get the urge to go,
I'm the king of the island on a rusty throne.
Who the f\*\*k wants to rule, ruling all alone, alone, alone, alone.

[Pre-Chorus]
Hey, and though I know it's been a long time in the records,
But I saw you smiling like dynamite in the record store,
And now I'm hoping (hoping)
Wishing (wishing)
As I walk you to your door (your door, your door, your door, your door)

[Chorus]
Now I'm feeling just like Woody Allen.
Finally I'm right where I should be.
Like when you grow up doing donuts in the parking lot,
You hit the station, go insane, and when the kick-drum drops
You know, now I'm feeling just like Woody Allen.
Oh-oh-oh

[Bridge]
And when the weekend comes around,
Make our way through rusty towns.
Lift the weight up off your back,
You're with me, love, just relax.

[Chorus]
Now I'm feeling just like Woody Allen.
Finally I'm right where I should be.
Like when you grow up doing donuts in the parking lot,
You hit the station, go insane, and when the kick-drum drops
You know, now I'm feeling just like Woody Allen.
Oh-oh-oh

## Audio

* Spotify
* YouTube

AJR - Woody Allen (Official Audio)Woody AllenAJR - Woody Allen (Official Instrumental)Woody Allen (Instrumental)
## Videos

* Archived Videos
* Performances

### Official Music Video

This song used to have an official music video, however it was removed from YouTube entirely, likely because of copyright. It can still be found on AJRchive.

AJR - Woody Allen live - NYC 3-12-17Live in NYCAJR - Woody Allen live 3-25-16Live at Brighton Music HallAJR - Woody Allen Live 8-8-15Live at Indian RanchAJR - Woody Allen live - 6-21-17Live at Bowery Ballroom