DJM Presents: Stony

**DJM Presents Stony**, more commonly referred as the Stony Balabolka short film, is a short published in the DJM channel. It parodies the Rocky series.

## Overview

Gumball and Darwin got bored one rainy day, but then Star decided to tell them the story of the legendary Stony Balabolka.

## Cast

LittleRainySeasons as Gumball, Darwin, Star, Stony, Penelope

Miggy7215 as Stony

TTS voices arranged in Balabolka and eSpeak

## Script

**Darwin:** Man, it's raining outside and I'm so bored.

**Gumball:** Yeah, and playing video games already bores me.

**Star:** Hey guys, wanna hear a story?

**Gumball:** What story? Chloe-locks and the three bears?

**Darwin:** Don't tell me that it's Clod Hans again.

**Star:** Well, it's not really about Fairy Tales. I'm telling you the story of the legendary Stony Balabolka!

**Gumball:** Balabolka? Isn't that a text-to-speech program?

**Star:** *[chuckles]* No, you silly. He's a boxer from the mid 70's.

**Gumball:** Oh, I get it now, it's a parody of Ro-

**Star:** Stop talking, Gumball. Let me start the story now!

**Gumball:** Fine.

*[scene changes]*

***1975, Los Angeles, California.***

**Announcer:** And the winner is, Lloyd Mayflower! He won after Stony Balabolka got K.O.'ed four times!

**Stony:** Great.

*[later]*

**Reporter 1:** Mr. Balabolka, how do you...how do you feel after losing the belt to Mayflower?

**Stony:** What do I feel? I'd say it's USELESS CLODFISH.

**Reporter 2:** Mr. Balabolka, do you have anything to say to the people out there?

**Stony:** Just leave me alone, will ya?

**Coach:** Stony, come here.

**Stony:** What do you want?

**Coach:** Listen kid, I want you to squeeze your sweat out and develop those weak muscles, understood?

**Stony:** You always say that, Coach.

**Coach:** Get to work, my boy. Strengthen those darn muscles!

**Stony:** Fine.

*[Music similar to the Eye of the Tiger plays]*

**Stony:** *[grunting]* 51...52...53...54...55...56...

*[After 1 hour of training]*

**Penelope:** So, Stony, dear. Did you enjoyed the birthday gift I gave to you?

**Stony:** Oh yes, definitely. That buffet is so delicious it made me full. *[burps]*

*[while walking Penelope gets dragged by a figure]*

**Stony:** PENELOPE!

*[walks to the figure]*

**Stony:** Hey, don't you dare touch my...*[gasps]* William Providence!

**William:** I got your girl now, Balabolka. You won't able to get her unless you agree to fight with me in the ring on Wednesday night.

**Stony:** I'm not fighting with you anymore! I already lost the belt to you a thousand of times!

**William:** Not even a friendly match?

**Stony:** No!

**William:** You're such a cowardly lion, Balabolka. Because of that, YOU'LL GET THIS!

*[William smashes Penelope's shell and she collapses]*

**Stony:** PENELOPE!

**William:** I'll see you at the ring on Wednesday night.

*[Stony begins sobbing and the scene crossfades to him visiting Penelope's grave]*

**Stony:** I'll miss you Penelope, even I still see you in ghost form.

**Penelope:** But we can still talk, right?

**Stony:** Yeah but, it's not really the same anymore.

**Penelope:** I want you to fight William for me.

**Stony:** What?

**Penelope:** Yeah! Fight him, Stony! Fight him! Give him a black eye! Crunch that dorito head into pieces! I WANT YOU TO FIGHT HIM, STONY! FIGHT HIM FOR ME!

*Stony was soon staring at a tombstone]*

**Stony:** That was something.

*[On Wednesday night]*

**Stony:** I'm fighting you, William.

**William:** That's very nice.

**Announcer:** Welcome to the Annual Boxing Championship! In the right side is Stony Balabolka!

*[audio applause]*

**Announcer:** And on the left side is William Providence!

*[audio applause]*

**Stony:** I'm beating the poop out of you.

**William:** Oh really?

**Announcer:** LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!

*[Game mode was shown]*

*[after 12 rounds]*

**Announcer:** And the winner is...Stony Balabolka!

**Stony:** YES! YES!

**Coach:** Congratulations, Stony!

**David:** Do you have anything to say to the people out there?

**Stony:** Well, I really don't have anything to say but. HEY! PENELOPE! I DID IT! I DID IT! I DID IT!!!!!!!

*[audio applause]*

**Star:** And that's how Stony Balabolka became a legend!

**Gumball:** That's probably the worst story I've heard.

**Darwin:** Worser than hearing Spongebob stealing the KCA award all the time.

**Star:** *[pokerface]*

## Trivia

* LittleRainySeasons knew little about Rocky while she was writing the script.
* The reason why the fight scene was made to resemble a classic arcade game because LittleRainySeasons was too lazy to animate the fight scene.
* The music played in the training scene and the ending song, "Eyes Like a Raging Bull", were both parodies of Eye of the Tiger.
* Lloyd Mayflower was a parody of Floyd Mayweather Jr.
* The coach's voice, which was a TTS voice from eSpeak, has to be slowed down a little as the default speed was too fast.