Phil Bee

"Ooh, hello Officer! It wasn't me! He said he was three!"

### Relatives

Stingo (Cousin), Darren Harbinger Bee (Long Lost and slightly less morally divergent brother), Reverend Horse Bee (incredibly distant and non-blood related)

### Affiliation

His Tree, where he eats his tea (a single pea)

## Appearances

### Debut

Funniest Vines Compilation #729

*"She's under three. Time to Buzz in!"*

Phillip is a morally reprehensible Bee who doesn't hesitate to buzz in when he sees a kid under three. He is the cousin of widely and infamously renowned wasp, Stingo, Phil has faced hardship from the day of his birth after his mother (Phillipa Neanderthal Bee) looked down upon him with a tender gaze and lovingly declared "Yep. That's a nonce." His full name is thusly Phillip Nonce Bee.

Curiously, there always seems to be a police officer in close proximity of Phillip at all times... However he always tells them to Buzz off.

He was recently hired to work at "Little Bee Nursery School," a job that fills his heart with glee. He applied after hearing about it on TV on both channel 3 and the BBC. Upon entering the interview room, he was almost swatted by the interviewer, but he managed to avoid this fate by crying out "No! You can't kill me! I'm the interviewee!"

During the interview, he was asked why he felt qualified to work with Kids under three, to which he replied: "There's none more qualified than me! Phillip Nonce Bee!" The interviewer then noted that there seemed to be a Police Officer lingering outside the building, and asked Phillip if he knew anything about it. This garnered a response of "Buzz off," after which he was immediately hired.

On his first day teaching, he showed the kids a thing or three.

At one point in his career, he fell afoul of some slanderous accusations. In order to investigate and gather dirt on the individual who wronged him in such a way, Phillip Nonce Bee enlisted the services of talented freelance investigative journalist, Kiryu Moeka, calling her all the way across the vast Earth from her home country of Japan. Immediately after she knocked on his door upon arrival, he poked his head out and told her to Buzz off.

Historians will speak fondly of this bee.

## Bio

You did say, and if I'm not mistaken, or mislead in my understanding of the scenario - or perhaps even under false apprehensions of aforementioned details, or namely not overstepping the mark; and you did in fact make it quite clear, and to be fair, and if my recollection is correct, or my memory serves me well, or if I am misconstruing what was previously announced, and if this is in fact the case, then...

## Default Vehicle

Phillip Nonce Bee speeds around the track in the Phil Mobile. This vehicle, which is a repurposed Ford van, has a top speed of 90mph, however Phillip can defy all logic and reason and reach speeds of up to 300mph if he detects a child under 3 in the vicinity. He simply must buzz in at all costs you see. How else can he fill their hearts with glee?

## Special talents

Phillip Nonce Bee is a Man of many talents, similar to Chad Rex.

His talents include, but are not limited to:

-Buzzing in.

-Nursery School Teaching.

-Sentence formation.

-Self-invite into one's residence.

-Revolutionising the age of consent in Russia.

-Nonce.