Skeets

*"Lets go kick your sister's ASS!"*

## Background

Some guy wrote stuff here before but it was fuckin LAAAME so I rewrote it B)

YO whats up its me Skeets!!!!!!!! idk WHAT this is but I'm from some other universe and came here after learning that those bastards from Aiko's Ikoss made their way to another dimension and started setting up shop. Naturally, I had to help out my friends, so I built a huge beacon leading to their badly hidden secret base and mailed the map to some witch chick that apparently doesn't like those guys. No idea what she ended up doing to them but a few months later I came back, yknow, for shits n gigs when suddenly my COOL ASS MAGIC BOOMERANG™ wasn't working and I couldn't get back home!!!!!! Found out it was from that Ikoss guy again so I traveled through the woods and found this weird girl and we pranked the SHIT outta them and stole all their pepsi. With my COOL ASS MAGIC BOOMERANG™ back in order me and the weird girl I met teamed up to beat the crap out of her evil sister or something? We built a COOL ASS TOWER™ to spy on her and I did some epic hacking and found out that they fled to some place called Isofield and ever since then me and Walmart have been walking in a straight line for like nine months trying to find it. We've had some fun misadventures along the way and I even got her a swanky new outfit B) also we adopted like two frogs lol. Ill fill ya in on what happens next once we finally get around to that place

## Appearance

Its fucking skeets. DAMN RIGHT IT IS!!!!!!!! Cool-ass guy with a slick custom navy blue jacket, my iconic pepsi shirt, arcade carpet pants that for some reason don't appear properly in this universe, and of course, a sick-ass customized pair of shades B)))

## Personality

Awesome, ruthless, dangerous, and sexy, Skeets McYeet (me) is ready to burst into YOUR universe and cause problems B) jk lol ive toned down on the causing problems thing ever since The Incident now I just kinda do it for fun. And yknow what if some random disheveled looking twelve year old in the forest approaches me sayin that her sister ran some evil experiments on her you BET your ass im gonna mess her up because Skeets McYeet (me) believes in delivering the good ol' grand slam to any bastard that deserves it B)

## Abilities

I can throw shit REAL good. Its from my years of training B)

Ive also got a COOL ASS MAGIC BOOMERANG™ that lets me open holes in the universe to visit my cool friends from other worlds B) and also steal stuff from other worlds B)

## Essence of Arrogance

WHAT

IDK WHAT THAT IS BUT IT FUCKIN RULES LOOK AT IT GO!!!!!!! THAT SHITS SPINNING!!!!!!!!!!!! looks like balls lol

## Weapons

  Pepsi
  Brick

## Trivia

* Skeets is the secondary protagonist of Squareverse. His appearance in Slime Time takes place about a year after the ending of the game. YO SOMEOME MADE A GAME ABOUT ME????? SICK
* Skeets' Rifterang (as well as other rift-ripping weapons from Squareverse) is inspired by the dimension scissors from Star vs The Forces of Evilnuh uh I came up with that thing MYSELF!!!!! Based on my FRIENDS' EPIC SWORD!!!!!!™
* In terms of Squareverse lore, Skeets is from the timeline where Anopsia got corrupted during their trip to Ikoss, and where they did not use The Brick to defeat El'dry. wait what the shit how do you know that. also what brick
* Skeets is YKNOW WHAT ACTUALLY THIS SECTION IS STARTING TO SCARE ME IM JUST GONNA DELETE THE REST OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

## SKEETS' EPIC FANART!!!!!!!!!

ME AS A FUMO
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