Dank Zetton

I am here to blind the darkness with the power of the light!

### Height

Everything in between 150 meters and the size of a human. Normally depicted as being 50 meters tall

### Affiliation

D.A.N.K(Supreme Commander)Anybody that is Dank and has to do with memes

Maga Dank Zetton (Rival)

### Status

Alive and Breathing

Dank Zetton is a Dankified version of a normal Zetton

## Appearance

Dank Zetton resembles a normal Zetton, however his defining features are the pair of pixel glasses he wears and the Fedora that rests on top of his head

## History

Dank Zetton was once yo' average Zetton. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. But then one dizzle he looked on tha internizzle n' discovered Dank Memes. Dank Zetton then fuckin started convertin dank memes tha fuck into juice n' afta feelin tha juice of pure dankness, da ruffneck decided ta grab his wild lil' fedora, some pixel glasses, a airhorn, a gun, n' some other thangs n' started travelin round tha multiverse lookin fo' kaiju n' possibly even ultras ta dankify.

Eventually Dank Zetton found some kaiju n' then promptly blasted dem up in tha head wit his Dank Gun. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz fo' realz. Although blastin kaiju up in tha head would bust a cold-ass lil cap up in them, tha sheer juice of tha dank cap turns dem dank as well fo' realz. Afta dat tha kaiju gained all tha powers, accessories, n' most blinginly tha danknizz n' was locked n loaded ta help Dank Zetton dankify mah playas they came across.

But then one day, a Maga Zetton popped tha fuck into existence n' also discovered Dank memes n' absorbed they powers ta become Maga Dank Zetton! Now as Maga Dank Zetton, Maga Zetton decided ta use his thugged-out lil' powers ta help his wild lil' fellow Zettonians conquer other hoods. Dat shiznit was durin one of these attacks dat Dank Zetton came across Maga Dank Zetton. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Maga Dank Zetton called Dank Zetton up frontin dat his thugged-out lil' punk-ass betrayed dem n' dat justice would be brought upon his muthafuckin ass. Da two Dank Zettons would then begin ta fight n' dat battle would end up in a thugged-out draw fo' realz. Afta tha battle ended, Maga Dank Zettonz battle was stopped but dat wouldn't be tha last time da thug would peep his muthafuckin ass fo' realz. And thus dis meetin had started Dank n' Maga Dank Zettonz inhyped rivalry.

## Forms

* Dank the First
* Powered
* EX
* Fiya Lit
* Hyper
* Kaiju Girl

**Dank the First**

Dank Zetton's normal form, the one that he has the most access to.

### Abilities

* **Dank Fireballs**: Dank Zetton's variation of a normal Zetton's fireballs. They are allegedly stronger than a normal Zetton's fireballs however this hasn't been confirmed
* **Size Changing**: Dank Zetton has the unusual ability to change his size at will. He can change to the size of an average human, 3 times larger than his normal height, and everything in between
* **Dankium Breaker**: If timed correctly, Dank Zetton can "catch" beams that are shot at him and then can redirect them at the opponent in an attack called the "Dankium Breaker". The redirected beam is much stronger due to its fatigue inducing powers
* **Fedora Shield**: If attacked, Dank Zetton can form a large tubular shield to protect him from energy attacks, however the shield doesn't protect him from attacks from above
* **Teleport**: Dank Zetton can teleport at will.
* **Dank Z Bullet**: Dank Zetton can fire white energy bullets from his face and can also fire them in rapid succession.
	+ **Dank Breaker Bullet**: Dank Zetton can fire red energy bullets that zig zag their way to the opponent
* **Fedora**: His fedora gives him **KNOWLEDGE**
* **Pixel Glasses**: His pixel glasses give him the ability to see through everything and everyone. Even you.

**Powered Dank Zetton**

One time Dank Zetton gots consciouz of his weight. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So he lost a cold-ass lil couple hundred poundz n' was reverted ta Powered Dank Zetton, whoz ass unlike Powered Zetton, was straight-up pretty fast fo' realz. Afta dat tha 🅱altans flossed up n' recruited his ass up in they invasion. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Now you peep here big-ass boi, tha 🅱altans be smokin donuts dude n' wanted his ass ta fight Ultraman Unpowered, which da ruffneck did but then ultimately lost n' went back tha fuck into his original gangsta form.

### Abilities

* **Danker Fireball**: A stronker variation of his original gangsta Firebizzle. Kick dat shit! Besides turnin enemies dank, it now can fuck wit a whole hood up in one shot.
* **Dank Orange Juice Powerball**: When needed, Zetton can emit n' then launch bangin orange blastz of juice from his hands. Each blast packs enough force ta bust a opponent flyin nuff muthafuckin yardz back.
* **Energy Absorption**: If a juice-based battle is fired at Zetton’s chest, his schmoooove ass can absorb it tha fuck into his body wit lil effort. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat dis only lasts fo' a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass short while before tha chest orbs grow weak n' is fucked wit.
* **Right-back-atcha**: Should a opponent fire a funky-ass beam at Zetton, his schmoooove ass can chizzle ta reflect/deflect tha juice-based projectilez back all up in tha source simply by rockin his hands.
* **Dank absorb**: If a juice-based battle is fired at Dank Zetton’s chest, his schmoooove ass can absorb it tha fuck into his body wit lil effort
* **Powered Gun**: A glock wit Poweredz head on dat shit. Every cap blasted is slow cuz of Poweredz fights bein slow. Da glock turns thangs powered n' make dem slower so Dank Zetton can go fast n' quick scope dem wild-ass muthafuckas. Ita also shoota bullet fukin bills.

**EX Dank Zetton**

One time Dank Zetton ate 12 bakers dozenz of dank donuts up in one chillin. Da Dank Memes was flowin all up in his ass n' then tha pimpin' muthafucka transformed tha fuck into EX Dank Zetton. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude was slow from gluttony though. He also thunk he didn't need his glock as he was too juicy yo.

### Abilities

* **Dankium Degree Dankireball**: EX Dank Zetton can launch mad bangin fireballs fired from his wild lil' face. These is quoted ta be 100 Dankium Degrees Farenheit n' can create gigantic explosions, even bigger than itself.
* **Pure Dankium Strength**: EX Dank Zetton uses tha pure strength of Dank Memes ta battle his opponents.
* **Thick Hide**: Exactly what it sounds like.

**Fiya Lit Dank Zetton**

One time somewhere up in tha universe, Dank Zetton was struttin all up in a supa market fo' some reason. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. While strollin round he found a Carolina reaper n' shit. Dank Zetton then decided ta smoke it fo' some wack reason. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da intense heat n' spicinizz from tha pepper turned his ass tha fuck into Fiya Lit Dank Zetton.

### Abilities

* **Dank Pyrokinetic Attacks**: As his name suggests, dis form fo' Dank Zetton has various flame based attacks n' abilities.
	+ **Dank flame consumption**: Fiya Lit Dank Zetton can consume fire up in dis form. This is used ta empower his wild lil' flame abilites.
	+ **Regeneration**: Fiya Lit Dank Zetton can absorb fire ta heal his dirty ass from fuck-ups.
	+ **Dank Flameoutburst**: Fiya Lit Dank Zetton blasts magma from tha various yellow parts on his chest n' head.
* **Lit Dank Sickle**: Fiya Lit Dank Zettonz left arm is placed wit a sickle blade instead of a aiiight hand. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!
	+ **Dank sickle beam**: Fiya Lit Dank Zetton can blast a funky-ass beam from his sickle. Well shiiiit, it is straight-up bangin n' made of flames.
* **Spicy Armor**: Fiya Lit Dank Zetton has armor dat can withstand stronger attacks.

* Gigant
* Imago
* Deathscythe

**Gigant Hyper Dank Zetton**

One time Dank Zetton absorbed all of the dank memes in the world and became Hyper Dank Zetton. He first started in this form.

### Abilities

* **Dark Fireballs**: Gigant Hyper Dank Zetton can launch mad bangin fireballs from tha yellow orbs on its body, capable of generatin immense explosions on impact.
* **Gigant Claws**: From its front side, Gigant Hyper Dank Zetton can extend gigantic, mad sharp scythe-like claws dat it can use ta batta n' slash enemies with.
* **Gigant Tentacles**:Gigant Hyper Dank Zetton can extend claw-tipped tentaclez from its left n' right sides.

**Imago Hyper Dank Zetton**

Imago Hyper Dank Zetton is tha stronkest form fo' Dank Zetton. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Dat punk so dank he **IS** tha gun. Dude no longer cares bout other thangs bein dank up in dis form.

### Abilities

* **Dark Dank Fireballs**: Hyper Dank Zetton (Imago) can launch mad bangin fireballs from tha yellow orbs on its chest, capable of generatin immense explosions on impact. When fired, they can also split up n' be blasted multi-directionizzle n' up in rapid succession. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. This can also be charged tha fuck into a giant fireball, fo' a much mo' bangin attack.
* **Hyper Dank Zetton Absorb**: When a opponent fires a funky-ass beam or some other form of juice battle upon Hyper Dank Zetton, it can extend its arms n' absorb beam attacks by generatin a portal-like hole vortex up in front of his dirty ass dat will quickly absorb tha projectiles. Da juice be absorbed when tha vortex is collapsed n' then fired back at his thugged-out attacker wit his "hands".
* **Hyper Dank Zetton Teleport**: In order ta disorient opponents n' land nuff muthafuckin blows consecutively, Hyper Dank Zetton (Imago) is capable of teleportin short n' long distances. Well shiiiit, it appears as his body takin on a wavy form. While struttin this, his schmoooove ass can temporarily create a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shadow clone of his dirty ass ta battle his wild lil' foes.
* **Double Dank Strike**: Often used wit its teleportation, Hyper Dank Zetton (Imago) can generate a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass short-lived clone of itself dat will strike a opponent on tha opposite side before returnin ta its body.
* **Hyper Dank Zetton Barrier**: Hyper Dank Zetton (Imago) is capable of generatin n' erectin a bangin juice shield round its entire body, capable of protect it from even da most thugged-out bangin of physical n' projectile attacks.
* **Collapse Dank Aura**: Hyper Dank Zetton (Imago) can surround his dirty ass up in purple flames born of tha evil juice dat empowers his muthafuckin ass.
* **Dank Flight**: Hyper Dank Zetton (Imago) can fly all up in tha air wit ease both wit or without tha help of his bangin retractable wings on his back. When tha wings is unfolded, Hyper Dank Zetton is capable of flight at Mach 33.

**Hyper Dank Zetton Deathscythe**

Hyper Dank Zetton Deathscythe be a gangbangin' form dat Hyper Imago Dank Zetton gots from copyin a cold-ass lil certain monsta called Gigan.

### Abilities

* **Dank Scythes**: True ta its namesake, dis Hyper Dank Zetton form possesses scythes on each hand. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!
* **Dank Scythe Catch**: Hyper Dank Zetton is capable of catchin a incomin projectile wit ease via his scythe.
* **Hyper Dank Zetton teleport**: Although da ruffneck aint gots his wings, his schmoooove ass can teleport from short or long distance, similar ta tha aiiight one.
* **Dark Dank Fireballs**: Deathscythe can fire fireballs like tha aiiight Hyper Dank Zetton. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude can also charge up tha battle n' fire a volley of fireballs.

**Dank Zetton Kaiju Girl**

During Dank Zetton's stay in the Kaiju Girls universe, he had gained this form upon entering it. Dank Zetton will only use this form in their universe as his abilities in normal Kaiju form are weakened by unknown properties of the KG universe. Allegedly, Dank Zetton isn't bothered by this.

### Abilities

* **Dank Fire Balls**: Dank Zetton can shoot fireballs much like the Zetton Kaiju Girl in that universe
* **Dank Fedora Shield**: Dank Zetton can protect himself from attacks with an energy shield
	+ alternatively, he can use his shield to give his attacks more power
* TBA

## Trivia

* Dank Zetton is my first parody that I actually tried to make it a parody. He is also the first dank kaiju I've made.
* The original Dank Zetton was actually made from boredom a while ago and then after a while he became an actual character.
* One time, Dank Zetton was able to lift up Biollante with one arm with out any real struggle to do so. He also lifted up SpaceGodzilla in his flight form on his fingertips
* Dank Zetton is fluent in all the languages ever, which also means that he can talk normally
* Dank Zetton is fine with the existence of Anime, he was actually almost caught watching an episode of one but he threw his laptop into the wall before D.A.N.K member, Dank Hanzagirin, could see what he was watching
* Dank Zetton is now portrayed by an MMD model that I "kit-bashed" together.
* While Dank Zetton's Gun Weapon has been removed, he does still use a gun for a weapon when he's human sized and sometimes will whip out a gun during a normal kaiju fight
* Dank Zetton's favorite brand of cereal is Grigi-O's