Why I Abandoned my Dog in Wyoming (apology video)

Pobgers

Why I Abandoned by Dog in Wyoming (apology video) is an episode form the 2022 season. The episode was uploaded on October 19, 2022, and it showcases the wild adventures Uncle Ben and Poggers went on during their vacation while B-Alt invaded the property.

## Segments

* Opening montage
* Uncle Ben revealed that he is sick of most things on his ranch, which include the following:
	+ Biggie Smalls and Tupac
	+ Big Ounce and his hilarious antics
	+ The prairie dogs' cringe noises
	+ Brandon stealing the love of Uncle Ben's dogs
	+ The sprinkler system
	+ Homelander growing
	+ Nathaniel B.'s curled toes
	+ Soulja Boy's run
	+ Not sick of Karen
	+ Unrealistic female body standards
	+ The piglets
	+ Not sick of live vegetation
	+ Kanye and Remington
	+ The pigs
	+ Dababy from Fortnite not being active
	+ The waterfowl
	+ Kevin's cringe yet comical antics
	+ Queen and the heart attack Uncle Ben got when she ran away
	+ Gort and Quandale destroying their water with poop every 3 hours
* Uncle Ben reveals his vacation plans.
* Before leaving, Uncle Ben has his own little Christian girl autumn and complains about why he has to cook a liquid pumpkin pie.
* Poggers gets in the van while Uncle Ben rubs his chin and says a dog pun that Brandon came up with. Uncle Ben then mistakes a cloud for a snowy mountain.
* Brandon puts Uncle Ben's Minecraft sword in his car.
* Uncle Ben and Poggers hit the road. Uncle Ben is in the driver's seat while Poggers gets the rest of the car. Their first stop is a Buc-ee's location in Fort Worth so they can sleep. Also because Poggers already has to poop.
* Uncle Ben leaves a cringe ahh-ahh duck on someone's car.
* Poggers begs Uncle Ben to let him bite the sandwich in the front seat. Uncle Ben immediately calls Poggers cringe.
* Uncle Ben puts the car roof back on so he and Poggers can sleep. A few seconds later, we see Uncle Ben cuddling with Poggers and calling some random stray cat cringe.
* Uncle Ben wakes up from his nap and reveals that his sleeping spot was actually in a church parking lot.
* Poggers tries to abandon Uncle Ben but eventually comes running. As Uncle Ben rubs Poggers' chin, he gives the viewers sigma pro tips on what they should do during vacations.
* Uncle Ben converts Poggers to Christianity by reading his Minecraft edition Bible to him. Uncle Ben says that he would read Poggers a proverb, a psalm, and maybe a gospel chapter. After a few minutes of reading, Poggers officially turns into a Christian.
* After converting Poggers to Christianity, Uncle Ben makes a stop at Academy to buy fishing equipment for all the fishing they have planned when they arrive at Colorado.
* Uncle Ben and Poggers are back on the road. Instead of Uncle Ben showing the other cities they passed by, it just cuts to them outside of Amarillo. While waiting in a traffic light, Uncle Ben eats a Sausage McMuffin while Poggers stares at him, asking for one bite. As they leave Texas, Uncle Ben drives past a field of cotton.
* Uncle Ben and Poggers arrive in Des Moines, New Mexico as Uncle Ben reveals that he has gotten 2 to 3 tickets in the town at night.
* Uncle Ben finds the Capulin Volcano National Monument and takes Poggers on a hike up to the top, also known as the "Get kicked out of a national park speedrun", because normally dogs aren't allowed on the volcano, but of course, like all Texans, Uncle Ben doesn't care. Once they reach the top, Poggers admires the view as Uncle Ben shows him that the world is bigger than his three-acre farm.
* Uncle Ben and Poggers drive all the way down the volcano and pass by a herd of pronghorn.
* Uncle Ben and Poggers arrive at Colorado, passing by Trinidad.
* Uncle Ben finds an entire tunnel system of wild Coloradoan Big Ounces. The prairie dogs make adorable chirping noises, but as soon as Uncle Ben gets close, the prairie dog hides in the den. Poggers also takes a pee.
* After Uncle Ben and Poggers say goodbye to the Coloradoan Prairie Dog tunnel system and pass by a herd of cringe ahh-ahh mule deer, Uncle Ben finally arrives at Eleven Mile Canyon Resevoir.
* Uncle Ben catches some Kokonee Salmon and he even squeezes the seed out of one of them as a family watches him embarass himself in public. He also shows a salmon that is about to die.
* Uncle Ben and Poggers head back to the car and take another nap.
* Uncle Ben magically ends up at a gas station in Wyoming while holding a PewDiePie juice. Uncle Ben then proceeds to drive around Wyoming, realizing that it isn't that cringe after all.
* Uncle Ben finds another wild Big Ounce. this time it is a Wyomingite Prairie Dog, who immediately runs faster than the speed of sound as soon as Uncle Ben opens his car window. They also find a moose in someone's property before leaving Wyoming.
* After leaving Wyoming, Uncle Ben and Poggers head back home the way they came by driving through Colorado, New Mexico and North Texas and taking another nap in between as Poggers cuddles with Uncle Ben, telling him that the vacation they went on is the best adventure he ever went on.
* Uncle Ben and Poggers arrive back home at the Waco Ranch where he finds out that Gort and Quandale won't go into their crate unless there is an apple.
* The video ends.

## Characters Shown

* Biggie Smalls
* Tupac
* Big Ounce
* Mrs. Ounce
* Cringe
* B-Alt
* Poggers
* Queen
* Finley
* Homelander
* Nathaniel B.
* Soulja Boy
* Karen
* Cringe Piglets
* Kanye
* Remington (cameo)
* Petunia (cameo)
* Hamilton (cameo)
* DaBaby
* Tank (cameo)
* Donald Trump (cameo)
* Kevin (cameo)
* Gort
* Quandale Dingle
* Pronghorn (cameo)
* Coloradoan Big Ounces
* Mule Deer (cameo)
* Kokanee Salmon
* Wyomingite Big Ounce
* Moose (cameo)

## Episode Link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qLZgwL9-NA