CeGuy

**Role** | Damage Dealer
 Features

> Hey, CeGuy here... Well that guy was something... That remind me about some interesting Facts... Did you know that The Saudi king’s official title is “Custodian of the Two Holy Mosques.” King Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud has been king since January 2015 And Saudi Arabia has 83,000 square miles (2,149,690 square km) in total area, which makes it the 13th largest country in The world. It is the largest country in the Middle East, about the size of...Western Europe and one-quarter the size of the U.S. Also, Construction on Saudi Arabia’s Kingdom Tower began in 2014. The new, tallest building in the world will stand 3,280 feet (1 km) high And will dwarf the Burj Khalifa hotel in Dubai by 600 feet (183 meters). Also, Saudi Arabia is the largest country in the world without a river, pretty interesting doesn't it? Based on fatalities per head of population, a World Bank report in the year 2000 found that Saudi Arabia along with... Malaysia, Thailand, and South Africa were the most dangerous countries in which to drive. Saudi Arabia fared... Worse when this was measured in fatalities per vehicle.... Did you know that... In 2012, Saudi Arabia banned smoking in government offices and most public places, which includes a ban on shishas (water pipes) and... prohibits the selling of tobacco to minors. Saudi statistics state that the country is the world’s fourth... Importer of tobacco, and Saudis spend
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> about US$8 million a day on cigarettes. Riyadh’s camel market is one of the largest in the world and sells about 100 camels per day.... Amazing, did you know that the motorists in Saudi Arabiahave invented a perilous but exciting new driving sport called Sidewalk Skiing, which involves balancing a car on its side while the car is in motion?. Those guys haha but are they... Faster than the speed of light? No serious... For example, if you were driving in
> your motocycle,at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights... what do you think would happend? Would your headlights would be able to
> produce light? or would they remain dark? Speaking of dark... Nyctophobia is the fear of the dark If we compared the speed of darkness
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> and the speed of light... Speed of darkness would be faster, for example, if we cast a shadow on the moon from the earth, the shadow in the moon would move faster than light if you move your shadow... A little bit... Let's talk about sizes, there is big sizes, small sizes and medium sizes right? If you throw a hamster, a coyote and a whale from a skyscraper into something soft, lets say, a bed... The hamster is stunt for a moment, then he recovers and goes about his life like nothing happend but a little annoyed about what just happend... The coyote breaks all his bones and all his organs get squished and dies in a unexpectacular way... And the whale explodes in a incredible explosion covering everything close to him with blood, bones and guts... This happens because of size... Because the physical laws are all differents in every size of living organism... For example, very little creatures are basically inmune to die from fall, because the smaller you are, the less you care about the effects of gravity... That remains me... There are people out there that think the earth is flat... But... are they wrong right?... Right? This is the thing, there are pretty good arguments about the earth being flat... Of course the earth is round, if not the travelers would be falling off the earth all the time, doesn't it? Right?... Before you answer that, can i join Your party?
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CeGuy is an optional party member found in the caves of Snow Mountain.

## Story & Recruitment

CeGuy is first encountered in Medio Cueva, standing at the far side of the cave, behind a man made entirely of TNT. After interacting with the bomberman, he will ignite himself, giving the player only a few seconds to run and exit the radius of the blast. Failure to escape will result in an immediate game over. Be careful to not actually exit the cave, but get as far as you can while remaining in the same area. Once the area is clear, speak to CeGuy to have him enter into a rambling string of non-coherent facts ripped directly from Wikipedia. This will go on for a while. At the end of his rant, he will ask to join you. Make sure to pick yes, as the choice defaults to no, meaning you can't just skip through his dialogue to get him. Picking no will mean listening to him talk all over again.

## Appearance

CeGuy is a caucasian man with a shaved head and mid-length brown beard. He bares a quizzical expression at all times, and for some reason wears glassed with only one temple. He wears a dark zip up over a red t-shirt, and can be seen carrying his trademark "V" on his back.

## Combat Role & Skills

CeGuy is a fairly good damage dealing party member. His guaranteed entire party critical buff is extremely useful, and he can attack many times without needing to recover EN. His "Thoughtful" status effect increases attack by 10%, but reduces speed by 99%. So be wary, as all of his attacks actually make your enemies' attacks stronger. He also has an AoE attack in Supa V, making him a great and versatile party member.
Tier: A

## Quotes

### Win Quotes

* Hey!
* It is a win
* Is this real life?
* CeGuys did it

### Level Quotes

* CeGuy wins
* Here it comes
* With this i like to go
* Somemore

### Drop Quotes

* Amazing
* Facts
* You did this
* Deserved

## Trivia

* CeGuy is based on American educator and online personality Michael Stevens, better known as Vsauce Michael.
* The Green V weapon is actually not useful for CeGuy at all, as it boosts TP Regeneration, which he does not use.