Lady Fantome

## BEGIN PROFILE:

*Subject LADY FANTOME has had recorded sightings on pro-wrestling*
circuits since the 1930s, perpetually maintaining the same age through
all eras.

*Subject appears as a muscular woman in her late*
20s/early 30s, wearing a beaked mask and a cloak of black feathers,
though other accoutriments have altered throughout the decades, most of
them avian-themed

*She appears to manifest, unnanounced,*
 at professional wrestling events. The choices of events do not seem to
be affected by the participants’ gender, as she has appeared at
competitions featuring all genders.

*All wrestlers will*
 drop what they are doing to address her, often referring to previous
“storylines” and professional relations that did not occur, and she will
 somehow find a way to become involved in the combative events of the
night.

*While records remain unaltered and the audience*
 retains memory of these events, none of the participants in the actual
combat or event retain any memories of their combat. If an audience
gains participation on the combat, they too will be exposed to the same
mimetohazard as the combatants

*Her abilities are akin*
to post-human free-floating ectoplasms, though it is unknown if she ever
 was originally human. She has full ability to interact with the
phyiscal world unlike some such ectoplasms, and while her array of
powers are vast, her most commonly exhibited ones are her
intangibility, “shadow-warping” and flight.

*PKE*
readings on the “Twinkie” scale are approximately that of a Twinkie the
size of the tri-state area of [REDACTED]. Despite this, she appears to
be uninterested in anything other than bizarre wrestling appearances,
which have been tracked via her observed psychogeographic pattern of
[REDACTED]

*The picture above is a prototype trading*
card for the wrestling-themed line known as [REDACTED] that nobody
involved in the production thereof appears to remember having produced.

*Interviews*
 have been arranged, utilizing those psychogeographic patterns and those
 members immune to mimetohazards, but results have been mixed, and
little concrete information has been produced. It is known she considers
 herself a “physical artist,” and is prone to hyperbole and talk of
aesthetics. She becomes extremely defensive when asked about her origins
 or abilities, leading one interviewer to end up somehow suplexing her
own body through several walls.

*Relating to this and*
other professional-wrestling-related phenomenae, we have tried to set up
 a pro-wrestling “league” as both a means of containment and as a source
 of funds regarding licensing.

*We were explicitly disallowed from this.*

## Author Commentary

I basically came up with this design when looking at a PD picture of the
 Maltese Falcon statue, thinking “You know, I could make a cool Phantom
of the Paradise-y design from this,” making that, and then coming up
with a bizarre story afterwards!

I tend to revisit anomalous wrestling in my work a lot despite not watching much actual wrestling. Probably because I really liked Ultimate Muscle as a kid...

As per usual with G.U.F.F. stuff, this is free to use as you see fit under a CC-BY 4.0 license so long as I; Thomas F. Johnson, am credited as their creator!

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