Granny's Mountainside Cabin

Oh, hi Kiddies, I was just SLAYING I mean PLAYING my GHOUL NEW SCARE GUITAR!  I have mastered the classic song "EVERYBODY WANTS TO GHOUL THE WORLD" by my favorite BOOGEYMEN-BAND, TEARS FOR FEARS aha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.  I also am playing more EIGHTIES SCARE BAND MUSIC, and Billy Idol's classic hit song, "FRIGHT WEDDING" heh-heh-heh-heh!  But here's a MACABRE-MUSIC PIECE about a trip to...

It was back in the Fall of 1959, when a truck of three teenagers arrived at a cabin up, on a mountainside out, in west-Colorado one day.  Two teenage boys and a teenage girl got out of the vehicle and one of the teenage boys knocked on the door of the cabin.  An old lady answered the door and smiled at him.  "Barry hello sweetheart" she said him, hugging him.  "Hi Grandma how are you doing?" he responded to her, asking.  "Oh just fine thank you" she answered.  "This is my Girlfriend Linda and my Friend Chris" Barry introduced the teenage girl and the second teenage boy to his grandmother as.  "Hello there" Linda and Chris said to her.  Barry's grandmother hugged Linda and then Chris.  "Why, hello.  So nice to meet you both" Barry's grandmother smiled, saying to them.  They all went into her cabin together then.  "Very nice cabin you have here ma'am" Linda told Barry's grandma.  "Thank you Linda dear.  Just make yourself at home please.  Call me Grandma" she responded.  "Okay.  Thank you" Linda replied with a smile.  Linda, Barry and Chris took seats on the couch and Grandma brought out two mugs from the kitchen, handing Barry and Linda each one.  "Hot cocoa with marshmallows dears" she told them.  "Thanks Grandma!" they thanked her.  "My pleasure" Grandma answered, went back to her kitchen, bringing two more mugs of hot cocoa with marshmallows in them out, and handing one to Chris.  "You call me Grandma too please, Chris" she said to him.  "Thanks Grandma!" Chris told her.  The four of them drank their hot cocoa and Grandma sat down in her chair then.

"I remember when I discovered Barry's Mother at my door when she was just a baby.  I had to take her in of course" Grandma said, sipping her drink.  "Yeah, Mom always remembers that story Grandma!" Barry said to her.  "Would you mind if we did a little hiking, Grandma?" Chris wondered, asking.  "Why, not at all Chris.  Have fun" she answered.  Chris, Linda and Barry went outside and hiked up the mountainside.  They reached a landing and Barry kissed Linda on her cheek.  He then looked down at his grandmother's cabin and spotted a Bigfoot-like monster with orange fur next to the cabin.  "Linda sweetheart, you and Chris stay up here.  I'll be back" Barry said to them and took off down the mountainside.  When he reached the cabin, the thiing was gone.  Barry found Grandma standing out, on her front porch at her door.  "Grandma are you okay?" he asked her.  "Oh, yes, Barry.  Just fine" she answered.  "I spotted a Bigfoot by the cabin!" Barry told her.  "Oh my, well, we better get inside dear" Grandma told him.  "Good idea" he agreed and motioned with his hand up to Chris and Linda to come back.  They both headed back down to the cabin.  That night, Grandma stopped by a door to one of her rooms.  Within the room, Chris and Linda stood together.  "Ready to go through with it Chris honey?" Linda inquired of him.  "Yes dear.  We'll have Barry and Grandma come outside to the edge of the landing with us to gaze up at the stars, then we'll shove them both off the cliff" Chris answered.  Grandma gasped quietly at the door of the room and walked away.

Five minutes later, the four went out to the cliff on the mountainside.  Chris got ready to push Grandma, but then she said: "oh, let me go get the telescope dears" and went back into her cabin.  Chris suddenly rushed at Barry and Linda let go of Barry's side.  "I'm cheating on you Barry with Chris!" Linda admitted.  "Linda, what?" Barry gasped in surprise.  Chris tried knocking him from the edge of the cliff, but Barry ran off.  The orange-furred Bigfoot suddenly came running towards Chris, growling and roaring in a high-terrifying-tone of voice.  Its eyes were solid-white and pupil less.  It dug its white claws into his arms, as he, Linda and Barry all screamed.  It roared, picked up Chris and threw him from the cliff, causing him to break his neck when he hit the ground, killing him instantly.  Linda ran into the cabin, screaming as the beast roared and growled maniacally.  Barry then ran into the cabin too.  "GRANDMA?  GRANDMA?" Barry screamed, racing from the front room to the kitchen.  Linda gazed out one of the front room windows and the orange Bigfoot showed its eerie white eyes to her from outside, as it roared in its high-pitched tone, showing her its huge, white fangs.  Linda screamed and ran to the door, latching it.  She put her ear up against the door and heard massive breathing outside.  Barry ran back into the living room and the thing opened the cabin-door suddenly, breaking the latch, roaring and knocking Linda onto the floor as she screamed.  The monster growled, showing its white sharpened-fangs, charging at Linda.  She screamed as the thing bit her face, Barry looking away, hearing it feed and roar.  Then he looked back and the creature carried Linda's dead body out of the cabin on its hairy-shoulder.  Barry ran, slamming the door shut, then got to a window.  Hearing the beast roar in the night, it soon returned outside the cabin.  It put its one clawed-hand around a tree, growling.  Then it ran off into then darkness.  The beast ran around to the back of the cabin and transformed into Grandma.  She then walked into the cabin, sweating.  "Grandma where on Earth were you at?" Barry inquired, hugging her in relief.  "Oh, around Barry dear.  That beast is known as a Forest Dweller.  It comes and goes, but does not harm me" she assured him.  "That's good" Barry replied with a smile.

Hee-Hee-Hee-Hee, Grandma really knows how to get around outside eh, boys and girls?  To bad our story did not end on a CLIFF-HANGER there aha-ha-ha-ha.  Her Grandson thought the situation was BARRY SCARY heh-heh.  She's the BEAST GRANDMA EVER hee-hee-hee!