HADHAD (character)/Quotes

These are HADHAD's quotes in the *Bargo the Bikdip* series.

* *"hellomynameis. StygoandI'dliketocomewithyou."*
* *"Idunnno."*
* *"Ok, I will"*

In a run-down hotel in Townsville

* *"What? It's ten to 3 in the morning!"*
* *"a thousand dollars? No way."*

In City Village

* *"Yes"*

At Disney World

* *"what place? We took the shortcut"*

* *"Goood afternoon, officer cheese-whip"*
* *"oh, hi Bargo*

In the town with giant buildings

* *"Whatisyournameihavetofart"*

* *"Oh man, that was one crazy dream!"*
* *"Oh good, you're up. finally,"*

In a hidden clearing nearby

* *"To friendship!"*

At the Volcano of Doom

* *"Note to self, never look in odd packages"*
* *"...he-hello?"*

In the abode of the shiny blue Wimple

* *"Why did you save me?"*
* *"Well...thanx"*
* *"as a matter of fact, i do..."*
* *"um...im on a journey."*
* *"To destroy the Supreme Wimple!"*
* *"It would be greatly appreciated."*

In the forest clearing from earlier

* *"What? I didn't."*
* *"OH! I dunno."*

In Acropolis

* *"Yeah, what ABOUT you?"*
* *"OK, so now lets talk about drugs."*
* *"Whatev. So, anyonw watch Dharma and Greg last night?"*
* *"but-"*
* *"Guys, stop fighting damnit!"*
* *"Shut the hell up!"*
* *"Bring it, #$%@!"*

In Arnoldô IV's building in Drakondrio City

* *"But you aren't wearing any pants,"*
* *"Hey, I though we killed you in the first book."*

* *"Ah-ha! You activated my trap card!"*

At New Queencitydom National State Parkville Town Square Plaza Castle

* *"I don't know!"*

At the base of Mt. Everest

* *"Oh, that's our Yukronsky!"*

* *"An Elemental Rhino?"*
* *"Nice to see you, too."*

In the school hallway before Bargo chooses who to spend time with

* *"Bargo!"*
* *"A COOL thing!"*
* *"Encouraging exclamation!"*
* *"You won't regret it!"*

At the magic canyon

* *"But this is a magic canyon! If you yell into it, you get free stuff!"*
* *"..."*
* *"Told you so."*
* *"Not me."*
* *"No prob- Wait. Guys? I feel sick."*
* *"I feel like I'm going to throw up a moral- oh crap"*
* *"THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP"*
* *"Hurk- LOVE SHALL OVERCOME"*
* *"Bargo, help m- STEALING IS WRONG"*

At the magic canyon after Bargo saves HADHAD from falling to his death

* *"..."*
* *"I can't believe I did this to him..."*
* *"They say he may never speak normally again..."*
* *"!"*
* *"But how?"*
* *"Wow..."*

At the magic canyon after Bargo lets HADHAD fall to his death

* *"IT ISN'T SHAMEFUL TO RELY ON OTHERS"*

In the school hallway after Bargo saves HADHAD from falling to his death

* *"It was super cool!"*
* *"Oh, well. He's pretty boring anyway."*

In the school hallway after Bargo goes to the theater with Junspinar

* *"Yeah, you promised to meet us at the cool thing!"*

On the phone, if Bargo chooses to invite HADHAD to the restaurant

* *"Sure thing, Bargo!"*

At the restaurant

* *"It's a shitty table with a giant can of soup."*
* *"All they have is soup!"*
* *"Twix Rope. You know, that pinnacle of culinary advancement and perfection."*
* *"Yeah, I guess I can try."*
* *"Remember when we went on adventures and collected gym badges?"*
* *"I sure hope not. It kinda sucks."*
* *"At least the soup is good. Much better than the orphanage I grew up at."*
* *"All my young life as a Stygo I grew up in an orphanage, sustaining random beatings from werewolves."*
* *"Eventually I escaped the werewolves with their magic box and met you."*
* *"Funny how things turn out."*

At prom

* *"Bargo!"*
* *"Sure am, Bargo."*
* *"Guess it does."*
* *"Yes it is."*

#### *Bikdip RPG: Legend of the Seven Felfs*

While the resistance is attempting to summon Mortimer Henry Telliphliple XXIV

* *"Well met, brother Bargo!"*
* *"There. It is done. The ritual may now commence."*
* *"Lord Mortimer Henry Telliphliple XXIV, please heed our call...! Lord Mortimer Henry Telliphliple XXIV, please heed our call...! Lord Mortimer Henry Telliphliple XXIV, please heed our call!"*
* *"Lord Mortimer Henry Telliphliple XXIV!, we summon thee...! Lord Mortimer Henry Telliphliple XXIV, we summon thee...! Lord Mortimer Henry Telliphliple XXIV, we summon thee!"*
* *"How can you talk that way about our Lord and Saviour?!"*
* *"And after all that we did for you..."*
* *"We won't go down without a fight!"*

In Holding Prison

* *"Your Majesty!"*

In Holding Prison, if Wimple has been rescued

* *"Hold on... "We're"?"*
* *"..."*
* *"...Your Majesty, I know your policy is to forgive, but..."*
* *"...If you've chosen to bring her along, I can't say I wholly agree with your decision"*
* *"I trust you, Your Majesty..."*

In his cell in Holding Prison, if Bargo has been rescued and Wimple has not

* *"Bargo! Thank the Lord you're safe!"*
* *"R-right, my apologies. It is an honor to be rescued by you, Your Majesty."*

In his cell in Holding Prison, if neither Bargo nor Wimple has been rescued

* *""Wait. Bargo. Where is Bargo?"*
* *"Go rescue Bargo first. Then return to me."*
* *"OK fine."*

In Bargo's cell in Holding Prison

* *"Brother Bargo!"*
* *"I'm sorry, but this is no time for idle chatter! We must flee this place immediately!"*

In Yukronsky's cell in Holding Prison

* *"Yukronsky, is that any way to talk to Lord Mortimer Henry Telliphliple XXIV?"*

In Wimple's cell in Holding Prison

* *"Your Majesty, I know you preach forgiveness, but... Wimple is the reason we're all locked up here. She set us up. She got you thrown in jail. Do you really want to free her?"*

In Wimple's cell in Holding Prison after Josh chooses to save her

* *"Far be it from me to question your judgment, Your Majesty..."*

In Wimple's cell in Holding Prison after Josh chooses to leave her behind

* *"I'm glad you see things our way, Your Majesty."*

By the exit of Holding Prison after Bargo, Junspinar, HADHAD, and Yukronsky have been rescued

* *"I think we can take them."*

By the exit of Holding Prison after Wimple distracts Steck and the guards.

* *"She's making a distraction for us."*

In his room in the Resistance Base

* *"So. You may not be Lord Mortimer Henry Telliphiple XXIV[*sic*], as we thought, but that does not mean that I will not treat you with respect. So, Josh, welcome to my home!"*

If the bowl of water in his room is inspected

* *"I keep that water here, for when I need to cool down. I can muster up quite the temper sometimes."*

If his bed is inspected

* *"I've burned that bed up five times now, and Grandpa Bikdip keeps replacing it. What a nice man. I'd still rather just sleep on the floor though."*

If his lantern is inspected

* *"Don't know **why** I keep a lantern in here, considering."*

If his sword is inspected

* *"Mine. No touching."*

If Josh tries to enter Detonator Ditch without talking to him

* *"Getting a bit ahead of yourself there, Josh."*

Outside Detonator Ditch

* *"Welcome, Bargo and Josh."*
* *"Well, Josh, you are a lucky man, for the crystals you require should be hidden within. We mine them here."*
* *"I warn you, though, Josh. The journey to the crystals is very perilous."*
* *"Well then, Josh. Are you ready to enter... Detonator Ditch?"*
* *"Josh. Are you ready to enter... Detonator Ditch?"*
* *"Thank you."*

Entering Detonator Ditch

* *"OK cool."*

Exiting Detonator Ditch (except before fighting Steck), or after defeating Steck outside Detonator Ditch

* *"Sadly, Josh, this is where I must take my leave."*

Entering the storage room at the bottom of Detonator Ditch

* *"Our stockpile of jewels should be just through here..."*

Confronting Bikdark at the bottom of Detonator Ditch

* *"Bikdark..."*

In his room after clearing Detonator Ditch

* *"Hey. I'm sorry all that time getting through the mine went to waste."*
* *"Bargo."*
* *"Look at me for like, two seconds, and say that again."*