Down the Rabbit Hole/Cosmo's Pool of Tears

*(After the ripples died down, three figures appeared, walking by and whistling. Robespierre then noticed them and got surprised. The first figure is a male half-duck, half-plant creature with green feathers, an orange beak, vines for arms, leaves for hands, brown root legs, purple dandelion-like hair, three tiny purple pollen-like antennae, and blue eyes. He is Bushroot. The second figure is a male anthro duck with white feathers, light blue eyes, an orange beak, legs, and webbed feet, and wearing a green long-sleeved turtleneck shirt, a purple long-sleeved coat with four gold buttons, a purple eyemask, a dark purple cape with a dark pink color inside, and a purple fedora with a black ribbon. He is Darkwing Duck, or by civilian name and form, Drake Mallard. And the last figure is an extremely muscular male anthro duck with white feathers, light blue eyes, an orange beak, legs, and webbed feet, and wearing a light brown long-sleeved shirt with poofy sleeves, tan pants, a brown leather belt with a gold buckle, a cream-colored scarf, a brown pilot’s helmet and dark brown webbed boots. He is Launchpad McQuack, Darkwing’s sidekick. Robespierre meowed, tugging on Sally, Amy, and Cosmo, trying to get their attention)*

Sally: Oh, Robespierre! It's just a pair of ducks with clothing. And the other’s just a half-duck, half-plant creature with purple hair….

*(Suddenly, her eyes snapped open, along with Amy and Cosmo's, as they too did a double take with surprised looks on their faces. Then Bushroot pulled out a pocket watch out from behind him as Darkwing and Launchpad looked at him)*

Sally: (Surprised) And a watch!

*(Bushroot's group looked at the watch and three looks of shock appeared on their faces)*

Bushroot: (Shocked) Oh, my bill and feathers! *(As he, Darkwing, and Launchpad run away)* We're late, we're late, we're late!

Amy: (Curiously) Now this is curious. What can two normal ducks and a mutant plant-duck possibly be late for?

*(She, Sally, and Cosmo got up and started to follow the ducks while Robespierre followed his owners)*

Amy: Please, sir!

Bushroot’s group: **We're late**

**We're late**

**For a very important date**

**No time to say hello, goodbye**

**We're late, we're late, we're late**

*(As they disappeared over a hill, Cosmo spoke to her sisters and Robespierre)*

Cosmo: (Curiously) It mus be awfully important, like a party or something.

Sally and Amy: Probably.

*(The three girls and Robespierre chased after Bushroot’s group)*

Sally: Mister Bushroot!

Amy: Mister Darkwing!

Cosmo: Mister McQuack!

Girls: Wait!

Bushroot’s group: **No, no, no, no, no, no, no**

**We’re overdue**

**We’re really in a stew**

*(Bushroot's group reached a hole in the side of a hill and turned)*

Bushroot’s group: **No time to say goodbye, hello**

**We're late, we're late, we're late**

*(They jumped into the hole and disappeared again. Sally, Amy, Cosmo, and Robespierre ran to the rabbit hole, and Sally, Amy, and Cosmo got down on their knees)*

Sally: (Curiously) My, what a peculiar place to have a party.

*(Robespierre meowed in agreement as the sisters started to crawl into the hole and were surprised to be at the front of a long tunnel)*

Amy: You know, Robespierre, we really shouldn't…. *(As she, Sally, and Cosmo squeeze into the tunnel, grunting)* Be doing this.

*(They ended up fitting in there, but they were a tad too big as they crawled down the tunnel)*

Cosmo: After all, we haven't been invited! And curiosity often leads to TROUBLLLLLLEEEE!

*(The reason why she, Sally, and Cosmo had suddenly screamed was because they had fallen. The tunnel had lead to another large hole. Robespierre was lucky enough not to fall also, as he watched Sally, Amy, and Cosmo fall down into the darkness rapidly. The Mobian girls and cat waved to each other)*

Girls: Goodbye, Robespierre! GOODBYYYYEEE!

*(Sally, Amy, and Cosmo continued to fall, but they began to float down. As they floated downward, they sighed in relief)*

Cosmo: (Surprised) Well! After this, we shall not think nothing of fa…. *(Her skirt covered her mouth, but she pushed it down)* Of falling down the stairs.

Sally: Oh, Cosmo! You worry too much.

Amy: Besides, we're floating slowly.

*(Cosmo nodded. Then the sisters saw a lamp attached to the side of the hole, and Sally turned it on. The rabbit hole suddenly was bathed in a light emitting various colors. The girls were surprised to find that they were floating down a strange room. As they floated downward, they looked surprised to see that their reflection is upside down. They saw three books float past them, so they picked them up, looked through them, and saw that each book was nothing but pictures, so they set them in a stack and set the stack on a floating table. Suddenly, they heard loud chiming noises and saw a grandfather clock attached to the wall. As they continued to float down, the room's light became normal again, and they floated into three rocking chairs. They sighed as they relaxed, but then, they went back too far, fell, out and continued to float downward)*

Sally: (Alarmed) Goodness! What if we should fall right through the center of…? *(As she and her sisters float down fast and went through a tight space in the hole)* the EAARRTH!

Amy: And come out of the other side where people walk upside down?

*(She, her older sister, and her younger sister turned upside down as she said this)*

Cosmo: But that's ridiculous. No one….

*(Then they got caught on something. Then they saw Bushroot’s group run down a weird hallway. Sally, Amy, and Cosmo are upside down, and their legs were hanging from a bar. They righted themselves and resumed the chase)*

Sally: Oh, Mister Bushroot!

Amy: Mister Darkwing!

Cosmo: Mister McQuack!

Girls: Wait! Please!

*(They ran into a room and heard a door close. They ran to the door and opened it, only to find a smaller door. They continued opening doors, until they reached the last door, which was about a foot high. They squeezed through it and crawled into a very large empty room)*

Girls: (Curiously) Curiouser and curiouser.

*(They saw a small pair of curtains close and then ran up to them and opened them up. There was a small door about six inches high with a sleeping Indian python with golden yellow skin, yellow eyes, and golden brown spots on his coils next to it. He is Kaa. Sally began to open the door, and the snake let out a yelp as he woke up)*

Sally: (Surprised) Oh! Oh, I beg your pardon.

Kaa: (Relieving himself) Oh, oh. Quite alright. But you did give me quite a turn!

Amy: You see, Sally, Cosmo, and I were following….

Kaa: (Laughing) Rather good, what? Doorknob, turn?

Cosmo: (Desperately) Please, sir.

Kaa: (Still laughing) One good turn deserves another! *(To Sally, Amy, and Cosmo, changing the subject)* What can I do for you three ladies?

Sally: Well, we're looking for two white ducks and a green plant-duck. So, uh, if you don't mind….

Kaa: (Confused) Uh? *(Realizes)* Oh!

*(He opened the keyhole, and the sisters peeked in to see Bushroot’s group running away)*

Cosmo: There he is! We simply must get through.

Kaa: (Shakes his head) Sorry, you three are much too big. Simply impassible.

Sally: You mean impossible?

Kaa: No, impassible. Nothing's impossible. Why don't you try the bottles full of Pishalver on the table?

Amy: Table? Pishalver?

*(Then a table appeared out of nowhere with three small bottle on it, and they walked up to it)*

Amy: (Realizing) Oh!

Kaa: Read the directions, and directly, you'll be directed in the right direction. And for the record, Pishalver's a potion.

*(He chuckles as the sisters read the tag hanging from the bottle she picked up)*

Cosmo: (Reading) "Drink me."

Amy: Hmm, better look first.

Cosmo: Good idea.

Sally: (Reading the directions) For if one drinks much from a bottle marked "poison," it's almost certain to disagree with one sooner or later.

Amy: Point taken.

Cosmo: But Kaa did say….

Kaa: Beg your pardon?

Sally: We were just giving ourselves some good advice.

Amy: Is that a crime?

Kaa: No, no. Go ahead and drink, it's not poison.

*(Lana drank some of the Pishalver and licked her lips)*

Sally: Um, Amy, Cosmo? Can I drink it first?

Amy: Sure.

Cosmo: I don't see why not.

*(She hands the bottle to Sally, and she drank some of the Pishalver and licked her lips)*

Sally: Mm!

Amy: Well?

Cosmo: Pretty good, right?

Sally: Tastes like a mix of cherry tart, custard, pineapple, roast turkey, toffee, and hot buttered toast. And not to mention honey.

Amy: Goodness.

*(Suddenly Sally shrank down to the size of a mouse, much to hers, Amy, and Cosmo’s surprise)*

Cosmo: Double goodness!

Sally: I shrunk!

Kaa: (Chuckling) You almost went out like a candle, young lady!

Sally: But look! I'm just the right size!

Kaa: (To Sally) Indeed. *(To Amy and Cosmo)* What about you two?

Amy: Very well.

Cosmo: Let’s do it.

*(They sip the Pishalver from the bottles and after putting them down on the table, they waited and then shrunk down to the same size Sally is)*

Sally: Alright!

Amy: You were right about the flavors, Sally!

*(They walked up to Kaa)*

Cosmo: Now we're getting somewhere!

Amy: Let us through.

Kaa: (Chuckling in embarrassment) Oh, no use. I forgot to tell you! The door's locked!

Sally: (Slaps her face with a groan) Oh, no!

Amy: (Slaps her face with a groan) Oh, come on!

Cosmo: (Slaps her face with a groan) Now you tell us?!

Kaa: But, of course, you've got the key, so....

Girls: What key?

Kaa: Now, don't tell me you've left it up there.

*(The girls looked up at the table and noticed a skeleton key)*

Cosmo: Oh, dear.

*(She, Sally, and Amy tried climbing on the glass table's leg, but it was too slippery. She slid down to the floor and then Cosmo sat down sadly while Sally and Amy looked calmly impatient)*

Sally: Oh, dear.

Amy: Whatever will we do now?

Cosmo: How do we get the key now?

Kaa: Try the box of Upelkuchen, naturally.

Girls: Box of Upelkuchen? What's that?

*(Then a small box appeared in front of them. Cosmo opened it up and inside of the box were a bunch of mini cakes with words saying "Eat me" written on them)*

Cosmo: (Reading) "Eat me."

Sally: They look like cakes.

Kaa: Yes, yes. But Upelkuchen's a special magic cake that can make you grow an inch with one bite.

Amy: (Realizing) Like how a sip of Pishalver makes you shrink an inch.

Kaa: Exactly.

*(Cosmo picked up a pink mini cake with "Eat me" written in blue frosting)*

Cosmo: Alright.

Sally: Be careful, Cosmo.

Amy: Remember what Mom and Dad said, that cake might make you grow if you eat it.

*(Cosmo ate the whole cake with three bites)*

Sally and Amy: Cosmo!

Cosmo: What?

*(Suddenly Cosmo grew rapidly until she was about 70 ft. tall and barely fit in the room and knocking the table, key, and bottles down. Even Sally and Amy were crushed by her, and Kaa was almost crushed by Cosmo’s foot)*

Sally: (Struggling) I think you grew too much.

Amy: (Struggling) Thanks a lot, sis!

Cosmo: (Gently freeing Sally and Amy) Oops. Sorry.

*(Suddenly, Kaa mumbled something behind Cosmo’s foot)*

Cosmo: (Moving her foot off Kaa) What?

Kaa: I said, "A little of that went a long way!"

*(He chuckled a bit, making Cosmo frown as she tried to reach the bottle and the key)*

Cosmo: Well, I don't think it's so funny!

*(Suddenly, Cosmo accidentally crushed the key to pieces, shocking her, Sally, Amy, and Kaa)*

Sally and Amy: Uh-oh.

*(Then Cosmo started to tear up and cry, much to Sally, Amy, and Kaa's concern)*

Therru: (Crying) I feel terrible for this! And n-now, we'll n-never get out!

*(A giant tear fell from her eye and onto the ground in front of Sally, Amy, and Kaa as Cosmo started to cry)*

Kaa: Oh, come on, now. Crying won't help.

Sally: Calm down!

Amy: Just relax!

Cosmo: (Crying) I know, but…! I-I-I just can't stop!

*(She began crying like crazy and the massive tears began to flood the room, much to Sally, Amy, and Kaa's concern)*

Kaa: Hey! Hey, you! *(Swallows some water from the tears)* Say, this won't do at all! You, you up there, stop! Stop, I say!

*(Cosmo didn't listen, as she continued to cry her eyes out with Sally and Amy comforting her after climbing onto her)*

Sally: It's alright!

Amy: It was an accident!

*(Kaa then noticed Cosmo’s bottle still filled with a little bit of Pishalver floating in the water)*

Kaa: Oh, look! The bottle! THE BOTTLE!!

*(Cosmo stopped crying upon hearing him, along with Sally and Amy)*

Amy: Hurry, Cosmo!

Sally: Drink it!

*(Cosmo nods and picked up her tiny bottle and drank some of it. She shrunk to 2 inches and fell into the bottle while Sally and Amy landed in the tears)*

Cosmo: Sally! Amy!

*(She peeked from the bottle and reached out for her older sisters)*

Cosmo: Give me your hands!

Sally and Amy: Got them!

*(They took each other's hands, and Sally and Amy got to the top of the bottle. But then they all realized Sally and Amy are a little bigger than Cosmo and couldn't fit in the bottle)*

Sally: Uh, Cosmo? I can't fit in there.

Amy: Neither can I.

Cosmo: So I noticed.

*(They then noticed the last two drops of Pishalver next to Cosmo in the bottle)*

Sally and Amy: Lucky us!

*(Cosmo scooped the last drops and let Sally and Amy slurp them up. Then Sally and Amy shrunk down a bit to the same size Cosmo is, and Cosmo helped her sisters in the bottle. They then sat together)*

Cosmo: Oh, dear. I do wish I hadn't cried so much.

Amy: It's alright, Cosmo.

Sally: What matters most is that we're getting through the door.

Cosmo: How? *(Realizes)* Oh, my tears!

Amy: Exactly.

*(Kaa then ushered Sally, Amy, and Cosmo within the bottle floated into the keyhole, and the sisters and the bottle disappeared behind it and the door)*

***Coming up: Sally, Amy, and Cosmo wash ashore to the shores of a forest in a strange world. After getting themselves dried via a Caucus Race led by a cat disguised as a rat named Warren T. Rat, Bugs Bunny, Lola Bunny, Daffy Duck, Foghorn Leghorn, Pepe Le Pew, Penelope Pussycat, Wile E. Coyote, and Speedy Gonzales, Sally, Amy, and Cosmo resume their chase for Bushroot's group, only to lose them again. Then the two meet and befriend two certain twin Badniks, who, upon learning Sally, Amy, and Cosmo's mission, agree to help them find out where Bugs' group is going and get the girls home with their help after telling them the story of the genie, the dragon, and the curious oysters.***