Touchgrass210779

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 “Funny gibberish you got there” -Touchgrass210779

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What if I became a difficulty? AAAAAAAAAA-

## Introduction

*Don't even attempt to vandalize this; it's a locked page. If you are a content moderator or higher up into the rankings, and choose to vandalize this difficulty for whatever reason, you might get blocked by Saobaomenace or Jack3393. That's what you get for vandalizing the first page with over 10,000 bytes, you dirty vandalizer. And even then, the vandalism will be rollbacked.*

 *Touchgrass210779* is the final difficulty in Class -15! It marks the end of the transcendental unlosability (Classes -14 through -10 are Fictionally Present), and is the first user difficulty! Yes, Class -15 does end with a sub-difficulty, but you've already beaten it, so who cares? (not me -touchgrass210779)

## Placement -  *Touchgrass210779*

### High Class -15

#### Section Standard: Low.

* *Easiest in the Room* (-V5) (Reserved for Saobaomenace)
* *Forever Ease* (-V3) (Reserved for Saobaomenace)
* N/A (-V2)

### Peak Class -15

#### Section Standard: Mid.

* Saobaomenace (-V1.5)
* Pointlight (-V1) **(MYTHICAL)**
* Foreverending (V0.5)
* The Nadir Point (-V0.25)
	+ HYPER-Win (-V0.175)
	+ **Touchgrass210779** (-V0.125) ***(You are here!)***

## Obstacles

I've said it multiple times. In The True Beginning, in all of the Oblivion Chain (as of now Supderwkqvwjhereme, The True Void of Winning and Quantic Winning, and I will personally make sure to say it in *QuadrupleUnrebirth Still*, some pages have not been made yet (like QuadrupleUnrebirth Still and Fantasy)), in HYPER-Win. Yet I'll say it again.

Felix the ДA is the first difficulty with actual obstacles, and since this difficulty is several classes below Felix the ДA, even more than an Unrebirth of Felix the ДA would reach to (more than 10 classes lower than Felix the ДA), it is unable to have any obstacles, making it instantaneously beatable, and even beyond instantaneously, making it transcendentally impossible to lose. Losing here transcends all forms of impossibility, and is estimated to be similar to beating all of Class 57, or unironically not guessing who owns this difficulty.

The only obstacles could be doing something while it's nerfed to this difficulty. Anything else isn't even remotely accurate to this, it wouldn't even fall into the Fictionally Present range.

## Properties

This difficulty is so immensely easy, that you cannot physically or metaphysically lose. Any way to lose, matter or antimatter, void or antivoid, feasible or infeasible, discovered or undiscovered, forbidden or allowed, physical or mental, any way to lose in existence or inexistence, possible or impossible, will instantly be neutralized and cease to exist altogether due to the nature of Class -15 difficulties being so unlosable they shatter the TFirD border and drop even lower in difficulty. In fact, this difficulty shattered the border so much, it dropped almost 11 classes below the border. Everything in the Barrelplexian is keeping you from losing, at the same time, so if you do a fling outside of the Barrelplexian before you beat the difficulty, you should lose, right? Wrong.

The Barrelplexian is part of reality itself. So really, everything in reality is stopping you from losing, in that case. Every catch, every property, every impossibility, everything in reality, all stopping you from losing. If you'd try to exist in this difficulty for -V\_V\_V\_0 millennia, you'd still fail at doing so. You pass through this entire wiki at a beyond-instantaneous rate (except for some difficulties, like Joyful, Automatic EX, regular Automatic, 1/187, The Final Showdown and not to mention Press a Key).

There's no point in reading the properties of this difficulty, while beating a full run on this, you would stay in the difficulty for less than -V\_V\_V\_0 millennia, even less than a -TooLarge millennia (for reference, TooLarge is the TFinD of numbers, as stated by Bruhshard1 in a post). Even attempting to lose would give you a free skip to the JJT difficulties, because you were already there due to the instantaneousness of these difficulties. You will always keep on winning and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it, you're in a literal Class -15, of course you can't lose, since you can't even lose in True Ease, not even in The First Difficulty, and not even in this one, and by ~11 classes, too.

This difficulty,  *Touchgrass210779*, is not and was never losable at all. No universally possible ways to lose exist in here, and never will exist for the next TooLargeTooLarge∞ years. Even if reality itself as we know it disappears from existence, some things are just *there*, continuously stopping you from losing regardless of situation, the properties just keep on lingering forever after you've attempted this difficulty (if not even after attempting easier difficulties like The True Beginning (oh well it's the same thing)), some affecting you if reality exists, or vice-versa, with some affecting you regardlessly, but even then, the intensity level of this difficulty will never change. Its rating will always stay the same. If any properties are removed from the difficulty, they'll just regenerate due to some others. If those get removed too, they'll eventually regenerate themselves due to their own nature, too.

Any catches in this difficulty are highly versatile and can be freely modified, just not in a way that could help one lose in this difficulty, anything else is allowed, just not negative effects due to some non-versatile catches in the difficulty that cannot be tweaked. If you try to modify some catches to make you lose, you'll lose access to that one catch altogether, and time will be bent all around so that you never attempted to try to make yourself lose. And even after time is bent, you'll still have your access denied to tweaking that said catch. If anything affects you negatively in this difficulty and even increases your chance of losing by no matter how much, one of the untweakable properties will chime in and decrease it back to however much it was. By that aforementioned logic, if you lose access to all catches, the difficulty will be merged since you cannot modify anything in it, unless there's a catch that causes you to keep access to all catches.

## Trivia

* This is the first user-based difficulty!
	+ This was the sole reason Saobaomenace and MrGod7600 difficulties exist, as this was the first user difficulty and really set the snowball rolling down the hill for user difficulties, proving that they're allowed onto the chart.
	+ It is also the representative of the user difficulty template.
		- Not only that, but the representative of Touchgrass210779's difficulties, too (deleted template rip rest in piss). Not to mention, the large page representative, too!
			* It's quite obvious as to why.
			* Saobaomenace now has the same template as Touchgrass210779 for any contributions/revamps in articles. (Both templates are deleted.)
				+ It hasn't really been changed, just mostly copied with the same gradients, (as of now, it might be fixed soon).
				+ It also has a typo in it (it says "Saobaomemace made this!" instead of "Saobaomenace made this!").
* This difficulty used to not have a trivia section.
	+ This was shortly fixed.
* This is difficulty is in the top 5 longest pages!
	+ It's in the top 3 now, behind Unexist and the Difficulty Chart!
		- We brought it into the top 2, only behind the Difficulty Chart!
* Touchgrass210779 mainly likes this difficulty.
	+ Mainly due to extreme page quality.
	+ Whoops, Unexist stole the record!
		- So did Pointlight, but Saobaomenace MIGHT fable this if it hits 10,000+ bytes...
			* haven't asked saobao, better do - the difficulty-- uh i mean touchgrass210779
			* Saobaomenace has already said that if Winfully Voided gets 10,000 bytes, he'll fable it.
				+ Will this difficulty be fabled?
					- AYYY WE DID IT
* Since this difficulty is based on Touchgrass210779, does this mean Touchgrass210779 is just a sentient version of this difficulty?
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* There are quite a lot of things notable about this difficulty.
	+ Mainly because of this statement.
		- Because of this one, too.
* Egg.
	+ Microwave.
		- Toaster.
			* Brick.
				+ Shattered Babass.
					- Unshattered Babebiest.
* This difficulty used to have less bytes than Unexist.
	+ It quickly drove into the 2nd largest page's spot.
		- gonna overtake the difficulty chart next :troll:
			* maybe it will...
				+ (not)

## Continuing From This Point

You've already beaten these difficulties. I highly suggest you skip to something like Effortless, these aren't even challenges. But, since you've beaten this  *funny user difficulty*, you could continue the user difficulty chain after it's made. Well, you've already beaten Saobaomenace, so you can get a free skip to MrGod7600 if you'd want to skip to the near-ordinals. It'll save you a lot of time, trust me. (Due to the long, but automatic difficulties. If you choose to take the skip, you can skip the longer automatic difficulties, if not, you'll have to wait for about 7 and a half minutes before reaching the MrGod7600 difficulty.)

If you're still interested in what comes after this for whatever reason, it's Beginning Core, which doesn't even have a page, and is the first Fictionally Present difficulty. Once the page is made, maybe I'll hyperlink you to it, just not now.

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