Candy Cane Quest

Candy Cane Quest is the sixth episode of the first season of Super Sponge. The episode was released on 12/25/22 and was written by Josh/Cartoon Post. The next episode is Clash of Sea Gods!

## Transcript

In Patrick's rock house…

Patrick Star was hanging up Christmas lights inside his living room, on a tree.

Patrick: "Oh, I love this holiday! Christmas is the best time of the year. What do you think, Rocky?"

A close up on a small rock that sat on the floor lasted for a few seconds.

Patrick: "I agree!"

The scene cuts to Patrick standing in front of his fully decorated and lit Christmas tree, which had candy canes on it.

Patrick: "Perfection."

Just then, one of the candy canes came to life, and suddenly grew limbs and became bigger than Patrick!

Candy cane monster: "RAAARR!!!!!"

Patrick: "AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"

The candy cane monster grabbed Patrick and ran off with him!

The scene cuts to the evil wizard standing in a dark room, elsewhere, watching Patrick through a crystal ball.

The evil wizard: "Hehehe…"

Bubble transition…

SpongeBob ran up to Sandy, in her Treedome, who stood in front of a big computer.

SpongeBob: "Sandy!"

Sandy: "What is it, SpongeBob?"

SpongeBob: "Patrick has been kidnapped!"

The scene cuts to an airplane that flew over the outskirts of Bikini Bottom, high in the sky.

Sandy and SpongeBob stood next to each other in the airplane, and Sandy wore a jetpack, as SpongeBob was in his regular clothes.

A robot voice in the airplane: "3… 2… 1.."

The door on the airplane opened by itself, as SpongeBob and Sandy ran and jumped into the sky, diving into the undersea clouds! Sandy's jetpack blasted her forwards in the air, and SpongeBob's pants suddenly became inflated, as he powerfully flew forward, next to Sandy, with the wind blowing at them, and the two of them leaning left and right to navigate the infinite ocean.

While in the air, Sandy grabbed a small device out of her pocket, and said: "I'm getting a distress signal in these mountains up ahead. That must be where Patrick is!"

SpongeBob: "Let's do this!"

SpongeBob and Sandy raised their speed of travel, and flew forward, towards a street below, extremely quickly, and a big truck in the road ran them over, as it exploded!

'The End…'

"And that is why we must be careful in the air," said Sandy, flying in the sky, next to SpongeBob, as she showed him a simulated visual of that happening, on a small device she was holding.

SpongeBob: "Noted."

They flew over the bottom of a big, bright pink colored mountain, and below them, Patrick was being tied with a rope to a long wooden stick, and surrounded by multiple candy cane monsters with yellow eyes and pointy teeth!

Patrick: "SpongeBob! Sandy!"

SpongeBob: "Patrick!"

The candy cane monsters growled and shot sharp pieces of sugar out of their hands at SpongeBob and Sandy, who dodged the attacks, as they lowered to the ground.

SpongeBob: "Let him go!"

The creatures snatched the stick attached to Patrick and carried him up part of the mountain! SpongeBob and Sandy ran to follow them, but one of the creatures used its pointy candy cane hand to slice a tree on the side of the mountain, and it fell in front of the heroic duo! Sandy's jetpack stopped working.

Sandy: "What even are those things?"

SpongeBob: "They look like evil living candy canes."

Sandy: "But that's impossible!"

SpongeBob: "Then what else could they be?"

Sandy: "Hmm."

Next to them, was a brown colored stream going up the mountain that SpongeBob pointed at.

SpongeBob: "Let's swim up that river to get around the tree!"

Sandy: "No, that river looks disgusting. It could be filled with deadly parasites."

SpongeBob: "Wait. Brown water, pink mountain…"

SpongeBob held his finger in the stream.

Sandy: "What are you doing?"

SpongeBob put the finger in his mouth.

Sandy: "Eww!"

SpongeBob: "It's chocolate!"

Sandy: "A chocolate river?!"

SpongeBob: "Come on!"

SpongeBob leaped in the chocolate stream and commenced up it. Sandy reluctantly did the same, behind him. They were getting pretty high up on the mountain!

SpongeBob: "Hey, Sandy! I just forgot something."

Sandy: "What?"

SpongeBob: "I can't swim!"

A merciless current pushed SpongeBob under the river!

Sandy: "SpongeBob!"

Sandy dived, following him into a massive body of the chocolate water! SpongeBob floated a few feet in front of her. Sandy swam to him and put her arm around his shoulders, as another current pushed them down a mini waterfall… Trapping them in an underground cave!

SpongeBob: "What's this?"

SpongeBob picked up a small piece of the candy cane creatures, and it was made of metal, and had wires on the inside.

Sandy: "It's some kind of teleporting device."

Sandy held it, and began playing around with the wires.

Sandy: "Hmm…"

Three candy cane creatures came out of the chocolate waterfall, cornering them in the cave!

SpongeBob: "AGH!"

They roared and reached their hands towards them!

Sandy: "Aha!"

A bolt of light blue electrical shot out of the device in Sandy's hand, as it teleported them into a deep void, they fell down, as the void flashed different bright colors around them!

SpongeBob and Sandy: "AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

The Weird Al song "Virus Alert" began playing, as the scene cut to another dimension, where a humanoid carrot child sat in front of a computer that had a picture of corn on its screen, and his parents, also carrots, stood behind him. A small portal appeared on the ceiling, which SpongeBob and Sandy fell out of, then landed on the child's bed.

Carrot father: "Son, are you watching CORN?"

Carrot son: "Uhh…"

He turned off the computer.

Carrot son: "No."

The song got louder, as the three candy cane creatures came through the portal, and the machine in Sandy's hand shot a small portal in front of them that SpongeBob and Sandy ran into!

SpongeBob and Sandy opened their eyes, finding themselves on a web. They looked up, and a giant spider with a candy cane face hovered over them!

They then got sent to a large beach, with a beautiful sunset. The sunset was wearing the most beautiful purple dress, a literal purple dress. The three candy can monsters chased them into the water, as the machine shot electricity out at Sandy and SpongeBob, sending them into a dimension that was just an infinite void of television static! They ran forward, and behind them, a blue boat appeared, flying towards them, with the candy cane creatures onboard!

Then, the machine sent the two protagonists into a dimension that had a gigantic kitchen, and they ran across a giant table with a huge Krabby Patty towering in front of them! The candy cane creatures followed them, suddenly wearing chef hats! A titanic version of SpongeBob flipped a large spatula under Sandy and SpongeBob, flinging them across the room, towards another portal!

They appeared inside a pinball machine, being operated by a gorilla standing on two feet. Inside the pinball machine, three clowns appeared in front of SpongeBob and Sandy! Then, they took off their clown masks, revealing themselves to be the candy cane monsters! Sandy shook the little machine, and it teleported SpongeBob and Sandy out of that dimension!

"Virus Alert" stopped playing as SpongeBob and Sandy got sent to an indoor place, with a dark purple colored floor. Sandy shook the machine, but nothing else happened.

Sandy: "It stopped working! Wherever we are, we're stuck here now."

They looked up and realized they were in a colossal library with tons of books, but no one in sight.

SpongeBob: "Well, let's get walking. Maybe someone here can help us out."

SpongeBob and Sandy began exploring the library, which was so impressive in size that none of the walls were even in visible distance.

"You aren't supposed to be here!"

A tall figure in a dark robe stood in front of SpongeBob and Sandy.

SpongeBob: "Gary?!"

It was a snail that looked exactly like Gary, in a robe!

"I don't know who this Gary person is, you speak of. I am the Librarian of the Galaxy."

SpongeBob: "Oh. You look just like my pet snail, his name is Gary."

Librarian of the Galaxy: "Well, I am no mere snail. I was chosen by the creators of time to look after this library that has books telling every event in all corners of the cosmos."

Sandy: "Every what?!"

Librarian: "Yes, look here."

He pulled an arm out of his robe and took a thick book off the shelf.

Librarian: "This book tells of a time when an evil plankton turned himself into a giant and destroyed an entire town. Or was it just a dream? Who ever knows?"

SpongeBob: "We're here because-"

Librarian: "Wait! Don't tell me."

The librarian reached onto a section of the shelf, titled 'Real Time Stories',  took a book from it, and opened it. He flipped some of the pages.

Librarian: "You're here because you're trying to rescue your friend from some-"

Part of the ceiling in the library exploded, and the creatures broke in!

Sandy: "It's the candy cane monsters!"

Librarian: "Dangit! They spoiled the ending!"

The Librarian started shooting bright green energy attacks out of his palms, at the candy cane creatures, destroying them! But then more of them broke into the library!

Librarian: "Begon, trespassers!"

Two soldiers wearing white space suits ran up, from behind SpongeBob, Sandy, and the Librarian, holding big laser guns, as they went ahead in shooting at the creatures!

The Librarian put his hands around Sandy and SpongeBob's wrists.

Librarian: "Wanna save your friend?"

They nodded, and stepped forward with the Librarian, into a bright green portal he made appear in front of them with his mind.

The three of them teleported to the very top of the bright pink mountain, where four candy cane creatures were holding Patrick hostage! The Librarian of the Galaxy waved his hands, as a dark storm cloud appeared in the sky and chased two of the candy cane creatures off to the side, with bolts of lightning!

Librarian: "Take this!"

He shot a green energy attack out of his palms at one of the other candy cane creatures! The fourth candy cane creature stood in front of SpongeBob and Sandy, aggressively! It went to punch Sandy!

Sandy: "Hiyah!"

Sandy jumped to the side, dodging the punch, and she leaped to the left side of the candy cane creature, and it tried to hit her with its elbow, but Sandy grabbed it's elbow and pulled it really hard, that the candy cane creature almost fell over! It roared, and went to kick Sandy, but Sandy slid under its legs, and stood in front of it, then powerfully punched it in its gut, sending it all the way backwards, as it went unconscious!

SpongeBob: "Wow, Sandy."

Librarian: "Impressive fighting moves, squirrel."

Sandy: "Well, nineteen years of intense kung fu training doesn't get you nowhere."

Patrick: "Thanks for saving me!"

Librarian: "Well, I gotta go. Good luck, squirrel and sponge. I've read about your stories… You'll need it in the coming battle."

SpongeBob: "Wait! What battle?"

The Librarian disappeared, through a portal.

Sandy: "Hm…"

The scene cut to the dark room the evil wizard stood in at the start of the episode, as he watched Sandy and SpongeBob through his crystal ball.

Evil wizard: "Indeed. You will need it… Hahahahaha!"

Bubble transition…

SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy were sitting in a parking lot, above a candy store in Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob reached into a shopping bag.

SpongeBob: "Hey, Patrick. I got you something."

He gave Patrick a little candy cane.

Patrick: "Ugh! Ewww!"

The three of them laughed.

The End.