Episode 7/Quotes

## What SOX Created

Below is a list of quotes from the seventh episode of the *Shimoneta* anime series, "What SOX Created", which premiered on August 15, 2015.

* **Kosuri**: Oh, that's awesome! SOX is so much cooler than my old, washed-up, fuddy-duddy father!

* **Kosuri**: *(laughs)* Did you boys enjoy receiving those facials?

* **Kosuri**: Ha-ha! Now these are old guys I can really count on! Kosuri is a happy girl!

* **Ayame**: A heart kinda looks like the tip of a dick, yeah?
* **Tanukichi**: Geez, it's first thing in the morning. Can't you give it a rest?
* **Ayame**: Don't be a buzzkill. This is major. You see, if you turn a heart upside down and then draw two lines, it really looks like one.
* **Tanukichi**: It's been a full month since the Yatsuga caper. And big surprise, your dirty mouth just keeps getting filthier and filthier.

* **Ayame**: Uh, hey guys. Sorry for interrupting. I didn't know how close you guys have become...disturbingly so.
* **Gouriki**: Ah, well, I see now that he's a pretty good guy. In fact, we're gonna be eating lunches together.
* **Ayame**: TOGETHER?! SO YOU'LL BE SHARING EACH OTHER'S BANANAS FOR DESERT?!
* **Tanukichi**: No, we most certainly will not! Don't go there, you weirdo!

* **Ayame**: Tanukichi...take "dressing room"...and put "un" in front of it to make it much hotter.
* **Tanukichi**: Don't take the conversation off course!
* **Ayame**: You're right, you shouldn't take conversations off course, you should take off your shorts! Yeah! *(rapidly thrusts her waist)*
* **Tanukichi**: Hey, stop that! *(Ayame and Tanukichi duck their heads back down.)*
* **Ayame**: Look, someone suspicious. *(Hyouka walks into the girls' locker room.)* You can't be seen inside the girls' locker room. But don't worry, if you're a good boy and stay put, I'll let you sniff it when there's nobody around. Well, see ya later, masturbator!

* *(Hyouka shows Tanukichi her copy of* Please Don't Hate My Banana*.)*
* **Tanukichi**: Uh, yeah, so, anyone got a lighter I could borrow? This needs to go bye-bye.

* **Ayame**: Take it easy, Tanukichi. You're gonna blow your load too quickly and nobody wants their rocket to blast off before it even gets to the launchpad!
* **Tanukichi**: Don't start with me!
* **Ayame**: Alright, I'm sorry!

* **Ayame**: Oh, great. What is he? Some kind of high-class...
* **Tanukichi**: *(thinking)* Pervert.

* **Gouriki**: STOP IT! QUIET DOWN, YOU SICK, LITTLE SICKOS!

* **Ayame**: This is disgusting and infuriating! Like a shot of jizz to the face! Those stupid crotch-sniffers!

* **Ayame**: I mean, we're just a bunch of healthy teens who want to shout "dick" and "pussy" at the top of our lungs and look at some hot porn. In what world does that make us bad guys?
* **Tanukichi**: You're not helping!

* **Ayame**: Calling ourselves evil versus society calling us evil is as different as...what the Japanese call a large jimmy hat versus what's considered a large jimmy hat in Russia.
* **Otome**: That looks yummy! *(grabs the banana)*
* **Tanukichi**: That's excessive...
* **Ayame**: Oh, yeah? Well, Russian dicks are excessive!
* **Tanukichi**: You think you're so clever!
* **Ayame**: All I'm saying is, do you really trust words when they come from someone you find untrustworthy? Like if Sophia Nishikinomiya told you that JAPANESE JIMMY HATS ARE THE BEST EVER! Then, would you actually believe her?
* **Tanukichi**: Yeah, I find that situation very unlikely.

* **Decency Squad** **Member**: Excuse me. Miss, did you see a scrawny cocksucker run past here just now with a tiny little pink-haired bitch in tow?
* **Hyouka**: Uhh...yes, those degenerates firmly squeezed my memory glands several times, screaming: "These things aren't big enough, we need more than a handful!" before running off that way.

* **Ayame**: Go back home to your daddy! And you can jerk off his dick, too!
* **Kosuri**: I won't!

* **Ayame**: Tanukichi, something about this girl smells fishy. She seems dangerous, and not in a fun, sexy way.

* **Ayame**: We don't need such garish things. We just rely on our mouths, upper and lower. Got that?

* **Ayame**: People who are too eager to please are the least trustworthy of all. Like how the women who scream the loudest in bed are usually faking it.

* **Ayame**: You know what this means. It's like getting caught cheating 'cause your wife comes home from work early and then you trip and fall on your dick. It's a disaster on top of a disaster.
* **Tanukichi**: Uh, yeah. It would be pretty bad if that happened.

* **Kosuri**: You mean it? You're really going to let Kosuri in your group?
* **Ayame**: Under protest, yes. But I'll pound a fist up your ass if you get out of line, so brace yourself.
* **Kosuri**: Oh, yes! I look forward to you ravaging my body into pieces!

* **Ayame**: I just realized that from the back, your hairstyle looks like a cockhead! That's awesome!

* **Tanukichi**: My life just keeps getting more insane...