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Malthuz Balthazar

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ch.1 / Garbage Island

❝ Wish I had some of that fine, import potato liqueur. ❞
—  **Malthuz Balthazar**
**Malthuz Balthazar** is a character who can be seen on Garabge Island during Mystics of Trash and Violence.

## In-Game

Balthazar can be found in the Soggy Trash Cave System once Georgy Hernandez joins the player's party. If spoken to, he will voice his desires for a more refined drink.

## Trivia

* Balthazar's appearance is based on the character Zed from the 1974 film *Zardoz*.
Loa M.

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ch.1 / Garbage Island

❝ We found holes in the warehouse.
Now rubbish is bubbling up from the bowels of the earth... ❞
— **Loa M.**
**Loa M.** is a recurring NPC appearing on Garbage Island during Mystics of Trash and Violence.

## In-Game

Loa M. is first seen outside the Concrete Heart, and will comment on the warehouses's capability to produce a seemingly endless amount of garbage.

Later, he can be seen cowering in fear in the Moist Arena after the death of Roland Von Buckingham.
Cockroach Chalk

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ID: 81

Draw to kill.

❝ Draw somewhere they can't find. ❞
— **Alex Churchland**
## Use

A piece of chalk insecticide that was owned by Augustus Estrada on Garbage Island. The drawing utensil can be given back to Estrada, after Alex finds his drawing to be ruined by Georgy. Doing so causes Estrada to appear and assist the party during the fight against Roland Von Buckingham, should all members fall.

## Locations

### Garbage Island

* Found outside the entrance of Georgy's tent in the Soggy Trash.
Gun Toss

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Show off your prized gun in a daring manner. May make some men feel nasty.

**100%** of removing  Presence

## Use

Inflicts Taunt to the user and removes Presence, increasing one's chance to be targeted by the enemy.

## Strategy

Gun Toss' main takeaway is to utilize Joel as a human shield, taking pressure off of Alex. Using this skill will force Joel to endure the brunt of the enemy's offense; but this can be mitigated by using Gun Toss in one turn, and then guarding.

As Joel levels up, the extra attention that Gun Toss brings can be avoided entirely by comboing the move with Roll Out. The Dodged state won't prevent enemies from targeting the sharpshooter, fruitlessly attacking him for a maximum of two turns. This proves especially useful against Geared Up and Dangerous attacks - a potentially lethal blow that can be directed towards Joel instead of Alex, the main damage dealer, as well as being avoided entirely with Roll Out.

Drawbacks to the combo: Joel cannot use any skills or items when he is Dodged, and Roll Out is a rather SP intensive move; constant abuse may drill Joel's reservoirs and leave him vulnerable.

Taking Taunt and Presence into consideration and how both status effects react to each other is important. Taunt and Presence can be added and removed subsequently. Using Mind Games while having the Taunt buff will re-fill the entirety of Joel's SP gauge. This is an efficient way of recovering SP, as only an initial 40 points and two turns are needed.
Miroslav Smirnoff

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ch.1 / Downtown

❝ Shh, see that?
They're trying to enter a trance. ❞
— **Miroslav Smirnoff**
**Miroslav Smirnoff** is a marauder seen right after Alex and Joel enter Downtown Olathe, accompanied by Kai Mok and Rusty Tamers.

## In-Game

Rusty Tamers is uneased by the Buddy posters strewn throughout the city - Miroslav warns his cohort to *"avert your eyes, they warp minds."*

If spoken to directly, Miroslav will motion Alex to be quiet, gesturing towards the horde of franchisers below them, saying that they're trying to enter a trance. When Kai Mok questions this claim, Miroslav will vaguely reply that the 'masses' are destined to shift again.

If interacted with further, Miroslav says that no-one within the franchise is actually finding any enjoyment in all of the bloodshed.

Once Vinny Ramón and Lin Rhodes have been killed, the player will find a splatter of blood where Miroslav once stood, apparently having been pushed into the horde below by Zill Rachmanov.
Geen Jean

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Chapter 1, Endless Wastes

❝ The bastard knew a starving man isn't much good at bartering.
Now I'm stuck here. ❞
— **Geen Jean**
**Geen Jean** is a minor character that appears inside House Dust.

## In-Game

If Alex talks to him, he will warn of the overpriced drinks. Alex will ask how he knows of their inflated prices, with Geen stating that he sold them to Barkeep Mysteriozo after traveling from Aurora Town. He reveals that Mysteriozo took advantage of his fatigue from the trip and negotiated an unfair deal. From that point, Geen was forced to stay in House Dust due to his lack of mags.

If interacted with again afterwards, he threatens to slit Mysteriozo's throat as a way of getting even.

After Chaz mutates, Geen is nowhere to be found, and Mysteriozo's neck is sliced wide open. This implies that he fulfilled his promise and escaped the inn before Chaz could kill him.
Feeding

### Overview

Feeding is a method/exploit largely developed by a player named DESPACITO. There are many forms of it, but the basic concept is snakes curling up and "feeding" other snakes to get them bigger.

### Feeding Teams

One of the most renowned feeding team goes by the name of SQL (SQUAD LENDIR). There are also smaller ones that have less people and are less organized, with no team name.

### Feeding Methods

DESPACITO'S signature feeding style/method is to "circle feed". Circle feeding requires at least a full team (plus the person they're feeding). The biggest person on the team circles the person who's getting feed, as to protect them from hunters, while the other members of the team get around 10 to 50 tons and feed the person inside the protective circle. Another method (one of the fastest) is called "self feeding". This was developed by a player named DESPACITO and popularized by a player in Asia Servers.

One other method is called "run feeding", which is when the person getting fed runs away from hunters around the edge of the map in the water, and gets fed by teammates along the way.

### Servers

Feeding generally cannot be done in North American/most European servers (due to the hunters). As a result, feeding generally takes place in select Asian and Australian servers, which is both a challenge for American feeders/hunters due to the high ping.

### Good or Bad?

There are many opinions about feeding in the community. Some think that feeding breaks the game as one of the veteran player such as DESPACITO just got a perfect rating [10 perfect scores] with the help of their squad (SQL), while others think that feeding is just a play style. There is no fact that says whether feeding is good or bad, it is up to the player to decide.
Epilogue

PreludeEpilogue

The **Epilogue** is the last area of the game, with the majority of seen areas only being visited briefly during the last cut-scene of the game. The Epilogue consists of several areas across the breadth of Olathe while on the Neon Flamingos' armored bus that travels to the City, as well as the bus stop itself.

## Sublocations

### Silent Pinewood on Sweitzer Lake

A grassy lakeside area harboring several trees and colorful bushes, **Silent Pinewood on Sweitzer Lake** is the name of the last playable area of the game. Raven Cheeks is present in the area as a save point, appearing in slightly different locations depending on which entrance into the area is taken by the player. Advancing towards the right reveals Jason Pike bargaining with members of the Neon Flamingos to allow him to board the bus to the City; Ray Wilson, accompanied by Chad Nickel and Gale Wonder, will only grant him passage once presented with the Pink Pill. Alex and Joel attempt to board as well but are intercepted by Chad, who is promptly ridiculed by Gale for pulling a knife on a dying man, and the duo are allowed onboard; thus ends the playable section of LISA: The Pointless.

### Phantasm Way

**Phantasm Way** is a stretch of desert to the east of the Silent Pinewood. A group of Infinity Franchise members are seen looting a crashed Kung Company truck filled with Infinity Jerseys. When the bus passes by, the gangsters give chase; those participating include Chao Bree, Chance Sassy, Rins Sagitarius, Jamie Diggins , and Barry Kettle.

### Blazing Neon

**Blazing Neon** is a continuation of Phantasm Way whose name is derived from multiple burning villages in the background, presumably a result of Franchise activity. Barry Kettle's steed continues to chase after the bus despite the death of its master. The bus passes by a lone phone booth in use by El Elephante Vintchenso in the desert preceding a car tunnel.

### Neu Crew Pass

The interior of the tunnel seen in Blazing Neon, the **Neu Crew Pass** is a car tunnel home to Neu Crew graffiti, as well as the grotesque Turkey Wing who is trapped in a car. A single pink graffito is at the end of the tunnel; "*Ex Nihilo Nihil Fit*".

### Panorama Highway

The ultimate, final area of the game; **Panorama Highway** is a deep neon-purple stretch of soil overlooking the City, which lights up as the bus passes by.

The credits roll.
Jengo Gong

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CH.1 / Endless Wastes

* Jengo
* Floating

❝ Never thought he'd actually do it. ❞
— **Jengo Gong**
**Jengo Gong** is a character seen atop House Dust, an inn located within the Endless Wastes. He watches a floating Red Chikatilo, who had recently committed suicide via hanging.

## In-Game

If spoken with, Jengo states his disbelief about Red’s suicide, claiming him to be *“the brightest mind of our generation.”*

After Chaz’s mutation, Jengo will be seen floating next to Red, having hanged himself also. Where he was originally standing lies a note. In it, it reads:

❝ I thought I had to have a reason to love him, so I made all those great things up about him.
In truth Red was the most average man ever. He couldn’t handle the pressure. It’s my fault. ❞
— **Jengo**
Scores

**Scores** are how you move up the ranks in Little Big Snake. This page is a list of how they are calculated and the maximum/highest score possible.

## Scoring

   Your base score is the amount of mass you have gathered, multiplied by your Dominator bonus obtained through the Evolution page. A full, completed Dominator achievement will multiply your score x2.

Medals are given based on your leaderboard rank at the time of death, with 10 medals for first place and 1 for 10th place. Even if you were once rank 1, but you died at rank 3, you will only receive seven medals rather than the maximum 10. Each medal is worth +5%, meaning a total of +50% is possible.

Crowns, like medals, are given based on your rank on the server leaderboard. However, unlike medals, they can also be dropped when a snake dies. Crowns are each worth +3% each. You can get a maximum of 100 crowns, meaning a total of +300% is possible.

Killing other snakes is what Little Big Snake is all about. Each kill is worth a certain amount. Red kills are the amount of snakes you have killed that have over 10 tons of mass. They are each worth +8%, up to a limit of 100. Regular kills is the amount of snakes you have killed that are under 10 tons. These are each worth +2%, up to a limit of 200.

## Maximum Score

The highest score possible in a game of Little Big Snake is 175,200,000(With a maximum level dominator)

This is achieved by reaching 4000 tons of mass, receiving 10 medals, collecting 100 crowns, making 100 red and 200 blue kills, killing 9999 slugs, killing 100 jujas, popping 300 bubbles and either returning to the lair or completing the Juja minigame.

Until late 2018, a score 219,000,000 was possible, as the maximum mass was 5000 tons.

## Summary

Combining scoring metrics and maximum score into a single image to easy reference.
Bottle Throw

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## Use

Has a 30% chance to apply Nasty to the enemy, dealing damage based on a formula of

```
User ATK * 3 - Defender DEF * 2 = **Damage Output**

```

with a variance of 20%, randomly adding or subtracting a number that is ≤ 20 to the final output.

## Note

* Bottle Throw uses a separate skill and damage formula from the player using an Empty Bottle.
* Despite its low damage, it's important to take note that this attack pierces through the Dodged state from using Roll Out or Dive. If you're aware an enemy has this in their movelist, be cautious about depending on Joel dodging an attack while taunting, such as when he's at critical health. Its application of Nasty may also doom a party member to being outsped in the future.

## Users

### Garbage Island

* Darry Sweets
* Roland Von Buckingham (Phases 1 & 2)

### Downtown Olathe

* Alcohol Keeth
* Chet Blur
* Maurice Falcon
* Spanks Star
* Stefan Kindchild
* Wilbur Sin
Crowton Kroatoan

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ch.1 / Garbage Island

❝ Hey, I remember you!
Wanna help a pal pull a fast one on Roland? ❞
—  **Crowton Kroatoan**
**Crowton Kroatoan** is a resident of Garbage Island who appears twice during Mystics of Trash and Violence.

## In-Game

First seen near the Broken Bridge, Crowton will tell Alex that Pedro Rodrigez thinks he is a push-over, urging the garbage man to go *'prove him wrong.'*

Later on, Crowton will reappear near the Waste Carousel, recognizing Alex if spoken to. Again, he will encourage Alex to go out and do something for him, asking him to nab the Baby Crow from Roland's Shack.
Diet Cocola Cola

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ID: 4

If you throw this at someone it won't hurt, it's a soft drink! Recovers 200 SP.

Restores 200 SP when consumed by a party member.

### Endless Wastes

* Found as part of Barkeep Mysteriozo's stash in House Dust alongside two pieces of Mystery Jerky and a bottle of Perfume, after Chaz mutates.

### Downtown Olathe

* Dropped by Vinny Ramón and Senyor Keister.
* Found by the Gambling Hall. Drop down on top of it from a cliff on the far left and collect it from a bag.

### Prelude

* Found in the Ruined Church within the Melting Village.
Bird Feed

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ID: 11

A mix of damp seeds and dead grub. Restores HP and some SP.

## Use

Feed that Roland Von Buckingham uses to nourish his crows. Restores 110 HP and 10 SP when consumed by a party member and has a 60% chance to inflict Nasty.

The seeds can be given to a Baby Crow in Roland's Shack, should the player have one in their inventory and choose to return it into the cage. If fed, the nestlings will be described as happy and content. This has no effect on the game.

## Locations

### Garbage Island

* Found in Roland's Shack.
* Found on the Burning Ledge.
Mind Games

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## Mind Games ← p. threatGun Reveal →

Spooks for easy scares. Joel gets Presence, loses Taunt. If it removes Taunt - full SP restore.

### Scope

30 SP
**1** Enemy

### Effects

**100%** of inflicting  Spooked

 **100%** of **Self-**inflicting  Presence

## Use

Inflicts the enemy with Spooked, as well as giving the user Presence.

## Strategy

Mind Games can be paired with Gun Toss to refill Joel's entire SP bar, should the player use Mind Games when having the Taunt status effect. Presence also makes Joel a much less tempting victim to the enemy, decreasing his target rate by 70% and regenerating 10% worth of his max SP per turn. This is highly valuable for a weakened, vulnerable Joel that needs heat taken off of him, as well as a way to slowly replenish any depleted SP, restoring a minimum of 60% max SP.

Mind Games and Passionate Threat can be used consecutively to guarantee an Scare on an enemy, locking him in place. Against hordes, it excels because of Passionate Threat's multi-targeting characteristic.
Cormack Rex

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Chapter 1, Prelude

Slicefreq:5
Kickfreq:4

## Rewards

120 EXP
0

❝ Who let you come in? ❞
— **Cormack Rex****Cormack Rex** is an old, reclusive man found in the Prelude of Chapter 1, living in an isolated shed with his pet dog named Muffin.

## In-Game

Cormack's shed can be found within the Misty Evening area of the Prelude. If Alex enters his shed, Cormack will immediately confront the player, asking Alex who let him come in. Alex will attempt to appeal to Cormack, saying that his friend is hurt, pleading if he could help him. Irritated by the prospect of more troublemakers to deal with - regardless of Alex clarifying that it's only him and Joel - Cormack will say: *"You, this friend of yours, and everyone can just go to hell for all I care."*

Noticing the Trauma Kit on the table, Alex offers to buy the first aid bag off of him. Cormack will refuse, and the player is given three dialogue options:

***Please, it's urgent.***

**Alex:** "Please it's urgent."
**Cormack:** "Don't you hear what I'm sayin'? Leave my home!"
*(Conversation ends, bringing the player up to the other two unchosen options.)*
***I'm taking it.***

**Alex:** "I'm taking it."
*(Dialogue ends, battle with Cormack is started.)*
***Fine, fuck you!***

**Alex:** "Fine, fuck you!"
*(Dialogue ends, Alex leaves shed.)*
### Battle

Cormack will occasionally slice at the player with his knife, but can be disarmed, forcing him to kick the player until he picks it up again.If the player kills Muffin while Cormack is still alive, he will exclaim, and be inflicted with Crying and Pissed. Upon death, Cormack will say: *"Savages, can't leave an old man in peace."*

#### Strategy

Cormack enters the battle with his dog, Muffin. The wisest course of action is to dispose of Cormack first, as his attacks can deal more damage than Muffin's bites, and the latter will often use Bark, a debuffing move that will only inflict Wary at worst.

Take Cormack out quickly with the Minor Iris and focus on recovering your SP. Once you are satisfied with your SP total, you can take out Muffin with any combination of moves you desire.
Matty Mack

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ch.1 / Downtown

Sweepfreq:7
Stompfreq:7

Shovefreq:5

## Rewards

125 EXP
2

100%  Infinity Jersey

100%  Nugget

❝ Right in time for harvestin'. ❞
— **Matty Mack****Matty Mack** is a member of the Infinity Franchise and the Mack Clan that can be encountered within Downtown Olathe during Mystics of Trash and Violence.

## In-Game

Matty is found on the path underneath Jessie Mack and crew in Cherry Village once the Burgundy Threshold has been activated.

## Battle

Matty will attempt to apply Fallen as soon as possible by shoving and sweeping at the legs of Alex or Joel. Once Fallen is applied, Matty will attempt to stomp the player out, dealing heavy amounts of damage if successful.

## Strategy

While Matty Mack has no special resistance to status effects, he should still be approached with caution.

To end the fight as quickly as possible, use either the Goat Kick/Iron Hoof combo or wear him down with the Taunt/Dodge Combo.

The latter option is best followed with Mind Games and Goat Headbutt once Joel stops Dodging, as it will either stun or spook Mack. If the latter is applied, use Passionate Threat or Steady Aim to scare him and have Alex recover SP. Keep hitting Mack while he is immobilized and victory is secured.
Kirf Dinkle

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ch.1 / Downtown

Solid Punchfreq:10
Punchfreq:5

Boxer's Stancefreq:5
Raymund Tastefreq:4

Blood Coughfreq:4

## Rewards

150 EXP
4

100%  Perfume

❝ Spill the guts! ❞
— **Kirf Dinkle****Kirf Dinkle** is a member of the Infinity Franchise that can be encountered within Downtown Olathe.

## In-Game

Kirf can be found outside Lester's Cafeteria, standing next to the body of a seemingly deceased Puebli Tanner. If the player approaches, he will notice Alex. If the player has encountered Arnold Shpitz in the School Basement, Kirf will holler for his attention, disappointed when he realizes he has left. If approached, a battle will initiate.

## Battle

Kirf opens the battle up by licking either Alex or Joel, potentially inflicting Wary or Weird. Kirf will assume the Boxer's Stance whenever possible, increasing his defense while making him immune to Fallen and Stun via the Solid status effect. While in this state, Kirf will only use Solid Punches.

When his health reaches below 40%, Kirf will exclaim *'I'm not a basket case! I'm not!'*, proceeding to vibrate with rage and and stuff something in his mouth. This will inflict him with Rage, recover a majority of his missing health, and remove Scared if applicable.

When under 30% health, Kirf begins to cough up blood, effectively wasting some of his turns.

Upon death, Kirf will exclaim *'You killed no one. The franchise lives on!"*

## Strategy

If the player is not prepared, Kirf can be a formidable opponent. Keep him weakened with Single Out and immobilized with Goat Headbutt or Goat Kick.

The fight can be ended in three turns. Open with a Goat Kick and Single Out, you have a good chance of applying Fallen. Should everything go well, follow with Iron Hoof and Load It In. The Iron Hoof should kill Kirf before he can heal.

Should Kirf assume the Boxer's Stance, the Minor Iris can be used to break through. Forward Thrust can also be used to stop him from using it again via Off Balance.

## Bugs

* Kirf Dinkle will not stop using Boxer's Stance, as the game checks for if he is inflicted with Ironbody rather than Solid, meaning the switch enabling the skill never gets deactivated.
* The fight with Kirf Dinkle can be skipped entirely via the Dried Sangria Lake. The player will be forced to encounter Anaconda Virtue, but can otherwise proceed as normal. By using this trick, the player can also approach Kirf from the right side, which creates a couple of other issues:
	+ Kirf will turn to the left regardless of which side the player approaches, meaning he will turn away from the player if they approach from the right.
	+ After defeating Kirf, the player can still trigger the event for when they approach him from the left. His normal dialogue will display despite the fact he is a corpse lying on the ground.

## Trivia

* Kirf Dinkle's ability to use the Boxer's Stance (A move which, besides Kirf himself, can only used by Arnold Shpitz) and his general reliance on punches suggests that he is imitating Arnold’s fighting style. This is further supported by him ineffectively calling out for his attention off-screen right before his fight.
Frisko Benson

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CH.1 / Prelude

❝ I'm kind of nervous. ❞
—  **Frisko Benson**
**Frisko Benson** is a character encountered along the Dim Road area next to the Industrial Underground.

## In-Game

If spoken to, Frisko will voice his worries about The City being a genuine place, and if he wasted his time idling and doing nothing before heading out for it.
Antuan de Companie

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Ch.1 / Garbage Island

❝ Please take care of Georgy, he is very sensitive... ❞
— **Antuan de Companie****Antuan de Companie** is a Garbage Island resident and a partner of Georgy Hernandez.

## In-Game

Antuan is found lying on the ground beside Georgy's tent at the Soggy Trash location, right before encountering Bob Versace. While recruiting Georgy to help the player get off the island, Georgy tells Antuan to keep the place safe while he goes away. Antuan, in a sarcastic manner, responds saying, *"Don't worry putito, I will. You're the king and this is your palace"*. If interacted with further, he will tell Alex to take care of Georgy and be mindful of his sensitivity.
Fireball

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## Use

Flings a flaming ball at one enemy, dealing fire damage based on a formula of:

```
150 + User S.ATK * 4 - Defender S.DEF * 2 = **Damage Output**

```

with a variance of 20, randomly adding or subtracting a number that is ≤ 20 to the final output.

Has a 90% chance to inflict Burning.

## Users

### Downtown Olathe

* Anaconda Virtue (2nd and 3rd battle)
* Geronimo Phantasmata
* Russel Bats
* Wilbur Sin

## Notes

1. ↑ Wilbur Sin cannot use this skill due to its extremely low priority in his battle.
Manual I

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ID: 33

Spotting common symptoms of Garbage Insanity.\* \*Garbage Insanity not limited to listed symptoms.

❝ Garbage Insanity claims countless lives yearly. ❞
— **Manual I**
## Use

A book containing information about Status Effects in LISA: The Pointless.

## Locations

### Garbage Island

* Found in Soggy Trash - Grosont De Presant throws it away after mistaking it for an erotic magazine.
Lardo

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Ch.1 / Downtown

 (former)

**Lardo** is an obese, battered Joy Mutant that appears within Downtown Olathe.

## In-Game

Upon entering the Fenced Chamber within the basement of the Downtown Olathe Public School, Lardo can be observed being used as a punching bag by Arnold Shpitz. If Alex approaches the chain-link fence that separates him and Arnold, a cut-scene will play, the jerseyhead delivering a quick one-two punch followed by an uppercut, blasting the mutant's head clean off.
Grease

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If you sweep your hair back, it might pass as intentional.

## Use

Increases damage from fire based attacks by 150%.

## Strategy

Removing this at the start of the game is a good idea, as it has no benefits whatsoever.

If you want to remove it from your inventory, equip it to Georgy before entering the Endless Wastes.
Lars Mahausen

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CH.1 / Garbage Island

❝ Hey stranger! Can you help a fellow out? ❞
— **Lars Mahausen****Lars Mahausen** is a sleazy con-artist of Garbage Island found around the areas of Soggy Trash.

## In-Game

Lars' main goal is to con the player into giving him your magazines in hopes of finding his "lost magazine". He will keep any magazine he receives, and there is no other way to gain them back. There is no proof so far that the "lost magazine" exists.

If the player has the Teen Magazine in their inventory while interacting with Lars, an alternative option is offered in which the player can hand it off to him. He will respond to this by wishing you wouldn't imply that he is a pedophile.
Henrieta Blake

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CH.1 / Tournament

**Henrieta Blake** is a minor character appearing in Alex Churchland's second flashback during Mystics of Trash and Violence.

## In-Game

Henrieta appears as a background character during the bus section of Alex's second flashback, watching Imp D. being bullied by a Diabolical Dave Gumo alongside Sudo Takeshi and Rins Sagitarius before chasing his mother, Momma Pit Fiend D.
Cut Content

Throughout the development of LISA: The Pointless, many sprites, animations, and areas have been created with the intent of being used, but for one reason or another were either removed from the game or left unimplemented. This page documents these features and how they would have been used in-game when applicable.

### Trowel Ravage

   An animation exists for an upgraded version of Georgy's Scoop skill known as **Trowel Ravage**. The animation is very similar, but Georgy hits twice instead of once. Aside from the animation, no other remnants of the skill exist within the game.

### Unused Competitor Sprite

An unused battle sprite for Stan Curien exists within the game files, showing him crossing his legs. This sprite does not appear in game.

### Unused Icons

Several sprites appear on the game's icon set that go entirely unused in game.

### Downtown Shop

A shop in a similar style to those appearing in LISA: The Painful was planned to appear in Downtown Olathe. It was originally intended to show how The Game created demand for various items, and would become abandoned with the advent of the Infinity Franchise.
Dollar

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ID: 32

A beat up dollar bill, held together by duct tape. (Barter item)

**Percy Sveridool**: "*It's a counterfeit.*"
**Ben Nowish**: "*...That changes everything.*"
― Percy Sveridool & Ben Nowish, upon inspecting the dollar bill.
## Use

A dollar bill that turns out to be fake upon closer inspection.

This item can be traded to Ben and Percy in Garbage Island, recieving a Gummy Worm if given to Percy, or a Specific Key if traded to Ben.

## Locations

### Garbage Island

* In the cave to Soggy Trash, on a lower ledge before you first meet Augustus Estrada.
Doyle Muscare

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ch.1 / Downtown

* Jersey
* Pre-Jersey

Stompfreq:10
Infinite Deathmakerfreq:9

Club Strikefreq:6
Power Fistfreq:5

Gropefreq:3
Kickfreq:2

## Rewards

280 EXP
3

100%  Peasant's Hat

❝ Off to the grinder with you all! ❞
— **Doyle Muscare****Doyle Muscare** is a member of the Infinity Franchise, once being part of Tic-Tonic's gang, and an optional encounter in Downtown Olathe.

## In-Game

Doyle can originally be found near the bottom of House Crimson, sitting near a barrel fire with Kim Soltoon in his Tic-Tonic attire. When spoken to, he will mention that Vinny Ramón and Lin Rhodes were part of the same gang before joining the Franchise, believing that their infinitization is *"just a phase."* Doyle says that the rest of the gangs have been losing too much turf, scolding the Franchise and its lack of knowledge and etiquette on how to "properly" play The Game.

Once the player passes the Cigarette Threshold, Doyle will move to the right of the Olathe Public School sign. By this point, he has become fully integrated into the Franchise and wields a shovel once carried by Chip Strung. Approaching him will initiate a battle.

## Battle

Throughout the battle, Doyle will occasionally become Geared Up, allowing him to use the Infinite Deathmaker on the following turn. This is a powerful attack that inflicts Burning and hits both Alex and Joel. When his health drops below 60%, he will say *"I'll make mincemeat out of you!"* and become inflicted with Rage, increasing the danger of the fight for several turns.

## Strategy

Doyle *must* be handled with care as he is one of the most dangerous foes in the game. Any approach can be a gamble. Doyle's Gear Up attack can kill Alex and Joel instantly if you aren't careful, and as such, it is best to keep him weakened.

The quickest (and riskiest) means of disposing of Doyle is to open with a Goat Kick and Gun Toss. Should the former fail to apply Fallen, the latter will set up for Dodge. If you successfully knock Doyle down, you can follow up with Iron Hoof which will greatly injure but not kill him. At this point, he will become enraged. Have Joel Roll Out and restore Alex's SP. Follow with a Goat Headbutt, which will likely stun Doyle thanks to the Rage status effect. A few attacks later, Doyle will fall.

If the Goat Kick fails, follow up with Dodge and Disarming Chop. Use Alex's combos to deplete Doyle's health and use Mind Games when Joel's SP starts running low. If Spooked is applied, follow with a Steady Aim or Passionate Threat (remember, Alex strikes first at this point in the game) to immobilize him. You can now safely go for the kill.

Be mindful of your SP and plan ahead.
Derb Wesley Jr.

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ch.1 / Downtown

* Jersey
* Pre-Jersey

Paddlefreq:5
Cryfreq:4

Scratchfreq:3
Gropefreq:2

## Rewards

90 EXP
2

100%  Perfume

❝ All I ever wanted was to belong. ❞
— **Derb Wesley Jr.****Derb Wesley Jr.** is a member of Office Ottoman’s gang, then later a franchise convert in Downtown Olathe.

## In-Game

Derb is first found in House Crimson, wearing the standard attire of Ottoman’s gang. He laments over the loss of his friends and how they left him, asking Alex if he could be his friend.

Once passing the Salt Threshold, he can be found wearing an Infinity Jersey and holding a paddle to the right of the Vermillion Way entrance, on the Red Road.

If Alex enters the fight with The Kent and Tibby Dobs, Derb will spontaneously appear on the second turn and say *"Yoo hoo! So that's where ya guys went."* Alternatively, if The Kent is somehow dead on the second turn, Derb will still turn up, but instead say *"Yoo hoo! Don't tell me I'm too late!"*

## Strategy

Derb alone isn't much of a threat, but he is aided by The Kent and his triple paddle strike removes taunts easily.

It is best to eliminate Kent by any means necessary to isolate Derb, once you have done so use Disarming Chop, this will eliminate his attacks almost completely. Use this opportunity to recharge SP, but keep him Disarmed. Use Single Out and random attacks to defeat Derb and conserve SP.
Malin Jork

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ch.1 / Garbage Island

❝ Sheesh, man.
Can I get some privacy? ❞
—  **Malin Jork**
**Malin Jork** is a character found in the Soggy Trash area of Garbage Island, located to the far right of the Black Swan entrance.

He is seen copulating with a garbage bag. Interacting with him will cause Malin to chastise Alex for enroaching on his "session".
Mathew Harper

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ch.1 / Prelude

❝ That dog gives me the creeps. ❞
—  **Mathew Harper**
**Mathew Harper** is a character encountered in the cave that leads to the Melting Village along with Boy Trent, Pete Harper, and Risky Richmond.

## In-Game

If spoken to, Mathew will say that he hopes  *"we don't run into Cormack,"*  being unsettled by his dog, Muffin.
Avatar of Hatred

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Chapter 1, Blood Lake Dimension

❝ Look at me, I’m human-trash. ❞
— **Avatar of Hatred**The **Avatar of Hatred** is an abstract, personified concept conjured by Daniel Grind, as a part of Alex’s initiation within the Blood Lake dimension for reaching the first fold of infinity. The entity is first called to replace Alex’s ‘inner child’, after Alex refuses to kill it.

As the name signifies, the Avatar of Hatred serves as a representation of Alex’s own personal grudges, distastes, fears, and contempts - his failed martial arts career, his destitute job as a garbage man, and the trash itself; the mentality that venerates the waste, most exemplified by the denizens of Garbage Island.

## Battle

Rather than attacking, the Avatar will constantly taunt and goad Alex with these interchanging lines:

* *"What's kicking, getting into trouble?*"
* *"Pop a thrill pill, cool cat."*
* *"Check out my cover. You and me, one love."*
* *"You've gotta try being someone else."*
* *"You can't keep running, I'll touch your nipple."*

If Alex defeats the Avatar of Hatred, he will be officially indoctrinated into the franchise, commended by both the Avatar and Daniel Grind afterwards, gaining 2 ATK and losing 1 DEF.

On the other hand, if Alex refuses by fleeing, the battle will end, and Alex will be phased out of the dimension, gaining 1 ATK in the process.

## Strategy

Because the Avatar never inflicts damage, the battle can be used as an opportunity to recharge SP. If the player wishes to speed up the fight, high damage moves such as the Minor Iris can be used, but the player should be mindful of the Avatar's health to avoid losing SP. Otherwise, use random Combo Dial inputs to finish the Avatar off.

Alternatively, if the player does not want to fight the Avatar, they can flee the battle once their SP is fully restored.

## Trivia

* The Avatar's appearance is based on an unused sprite that was intended for the source of the fangame, LISA: The Painful.
	+ This sprite was chosen to represent the Avatar of Hatred because of Ed's disdain for the sprite.

## References

1. ↑ *Painful sprites which inspired the Avatar's design*
2. ↑ LISA: The Pointless Beta Stream - 01-20-18
Condition Killer

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ID: 27

Ammonia, in the form of moisturising body cream. Removes most bad status effects, but tenses up.

### Occasion

**1** Ally
Always

### Effects

**100%** to cure:

* Confusion
* Sleep
* Stun
* Drunk
* Paralysis
* Scared
* Spooked
* Blind
* Off Balance
* Wary
* Weird
* Nasty
**100%** to inflict  Tense

## Use

Cures Confusion, Sleep, Stun, Drunk, Paralysis, Scared, Spooked, Blind, Off Balance, Wary, Weird, And Nasty, while inflicting Tense to the user - becoming more resistant to Paralysis and Stun, but more prone to Wary, Weird, and Nasty.

## Locations

### Downtown Olathe

* Found in a bag in the School Basement.
* Dropped by the Infinimobile.
* Found as part of a hidden stash a screen to the left of the leftmost edge of the Dried Sangria Lake, alongside a Mystery Jerky.
* Found shortly after defeating Anaconda Virtue next to a Save Crow in the Parking Lot.
Moe's Special Blend

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ID: 89

Rumored to be rich in protein and tomato sauce. Recovers 380 HP. 30 SP.

**100%** to inflict  Oiled Up

❝ I call this: 'Moe's special'. ❞
— **Lester Bean**
## Use

Restores 380 HP, 30 SP, and inflicts Oiled Up when consumed by a party member.

This item will replace the version of Oiled Up used by Anaconda Virtue with a version of the status effect that does not increase the player's target rate.

## Locations

### Downtown Olathe

* Two are given by Lester as a reward for the retrieval of Stefan Kindchild's corpse.
* Can be bought from Lester's Cafeteria for 8 Magazines once you give him Stefan's corpse.
Bret Keen

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ch.1 / Garbage Island

❝ I don't agree with what you're doing. ❞
—  **Bret Keen**
**Bret Keen** is a Garbage Island resident found at the very edge of the Concrete Heart to the right.

## In-Game

If spoken with, Bret will bluntly state that he doesn't like the idea of Alex leaving the landfill, telling him to turn back. Speaking to him a second time will make him warn Alex the consequences of 'fondling too many bags', hinting at the cause and fate of the Rag Maggots.
Alcohol Keeth

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Bottle Throwfreq:6
Punchfreq:5

Dirt Kickfreq:4

## Rewards

100 EXP
1

 Potato Liqueur

 100%

❝ It's my first time being violent. ❞
—  **Alcohol Keeth**
**Alcohol Keeth** is a member of the Infinity Franchise who is encountered within the Vermillion Way in Downtown Olathe.

## In-Game

Keeth is initially non-hostile towards Alex and Joel, telling them that the cave they're in now belongs to the Franchise. He supplements this statement by explaining how the Jersey makes him feel "intimidating".

## Battle

Attempting to leave the Vermillion Way will provoke Alcohol Keeth, with him giving a weak shout before stopping the player to initiate a fight. Compared to the other members of the Franchise, Alcohol Keeth has weak stats, especially in regards to his HP and ATK.

After losing 50% or more of his health, Alcohol Keeth will announce that it is time for him to *"live up to my family name"* and inflict Drunk upon himself. Though Keeth now has an increased chance to land a critical hit, he is typically too close to death to become a major threat.

If the player chooses to escape the battle, Alcohol Keeth will mockingly shout *"Showed you!"* to Alex. Afterwards, the player loses the opportunity to fight Alcohol Keeth again.

## Strategy

Alcohol Keeth is relatively harmless until he gets Drunk. It is wise to either set up the Taunt/Dodge combo, weaken him with Single Out, or Scare him using Mind Games and/or Steady Aim.

If you have the SP, Goat Kick has a good chance of applying Fallen. Iron Hoof will finish the job.

Keep him immobilized and victory should be achieved with minimum damage.
Loyd Basilisk

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Ch.1 / Prelude

**Loyd Basilisk** is a background character seen during Mystics of Trash and Violence.

## In-Game

Loyd is found in the Industrial Underground, sitting with Rusty Davidson beside a campfire.

After Alex rests, Loyd will be found dead along with nearly everyone else in the cave, murdered in his sleep by Hugo Leopardi, who steals his bag in the process.
Georgy Hernandez

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A savage man out to make it huge in the world.

❝ Alright, there is profit to be made. ❞
— **Georgy Hernandez****Georgy Hernandez** is a character appearing in Mystics of Trash and Violence, acting as a party member for protagonists Alex Churchland and Joel Miller, serving as the boatman for the duo's voyage off Garbage Island. Georgy is first mentioned by Joel in response to Alex seeking a way off Garbage Island, and is encountered in front of his abode with Antuan de Companie, with whom he leaves the charge of his homestead to as he ventures off the island.

## Battle

* Basics
* Skills
* Levels

  Brag | N/A

*The level tab shows the stats for all **POSSIBLE** levels, not the absolute max for the party member.*

### Strategy

Georgy serves as a rudimentary tank during battle, with his techniques especially tailored towards drawing the enemy's attention and taking damage that the comparatively fragile Alex and Joel won't have to. He is best used to Taunt in place of Joel should he be low on SP or HP and soak up damage from enemies. Otherwise, Georgy only offers a singular attack, Scoop, which deals little damage in comparison to Alex's attacks.

Following the fight with Roland Von Buckingham, Georgy will go through Withdrawal, preventing him from dealing damage in battle.

## Story

Georgy aids his longtime acquaintance Joel Miller with his friend Alex Churchland in getting to mainland Olathe from Garbage Island. After carefully navigating past the Rag Maggots inhabiting the tall grass near his home and killing Roland Von Buckingham in a fight over leaving Garbage Island, the trio arrive at the Endless Wastes, where Georgy parts ways with Alex and Joel. He is last seen exiting Slim Hartmann's room in the House Dust coastal inn, presumably having purchased Joy to fuel his addiction. If Alex possesses the Impeccable Gold Brolex, Georgy will discreetly pick-pocket it from him and replace it with his Imitation Gold Watch on his way out. He then returns to Garbage Island, and later turns into a Joy Mutant.
Eerie Record

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ID: 23

A record comprised of old men groaning.

❝ Hey! That's my song! ❞
— **Barkeep Mysteriozo**
## Use

The Eerie Record currently has no use within the game.

Initially, Barkeep Mysteriozo will yell at Alex if he attempts to take the record. Once Alex and Joel rest, Mysteriozo is killed, and the record becomes obtainable after defeating a now mutated Chaz.

## Trivia

* The Eerie Record plays *"Last Call Before Hell"*, a song from the source material LISA: The Painful.
Dive

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## Dive ←Axe KickR. Stance→

A classic evasive maneuver. Can still use items. Prevents most forms of damage, but staggers.

### Scope

**10** SP
**The User**

### Effects

**100%** of inflicting Dodged

**100%** of inflicting Off Balance

### Invocation

100% SR, 200 SPD, 1 Repeat(s), Certain Hit

## Use

**Dive** allows the user to dodge nearly all incoming attacks for 2 turns; ranged attacks, however, still being able to inflict damage.

After the initial Dodged state is worn off, the user will be inflicted with Off-Balance, making them weak to Fallen and Stun and temporarily unable to use any Stances for three turns.
Age of Sickness

**Age of Sickness** is the third and final chapter of LISA: The Pointless. There is next to nothing known about the game's last chapter, aside from the fact that it is the end of the story and is possibly set in the City. It is planned to play out like an epilogue to Fool's Gold, and is predicted to be the shortest chapter of the game.

It is still in development, with no release date yet determined.

## References

1. ↑ "...Age of sickness (short)" - Ed, 12-28-16
Aron Richter

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Ch.1 / Downtown

❝ He is the believer! The obscurer! ❞
— **Aron Richter**
**Aron Richter** is one of the first few franchise members that Alex and Joel encounter in Downtown Olathe, located at the upper precipice of House Crimson.

## In-Game

Richter will first speak of a 'believer' and 'obscurer'; how no-fold rookies won't stop toying with him. Afterwards, if Alex attempts to go to the right, Aron will throw one of his crutches at him, dealing 10 damage, and placing a Crutch in his inventory.

Walking back to Richter will present three dialogue options:

### *Return Crutch*

Alex will return the crutch thrown at him, removing it from his inventory. If Alex tries to head right again, Aron will throw it a second time.

### *Take Other Crutch*

Left without anything to help him up, Aron will collapse to the ground. Surprised, he will say *"Well, damn. Check mate, I guess."*

### *Go Away*

Alex will ask him why he threw his crutch at him. Richter claims that it slipped. This does not stop him from throwing it again.

After a certain threshold is met, Aron will be found dead where he once stood, regardless of Alex's choices.
Cigarette

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ID: 77

Flavor so smooth, it heals poison! (This ad is sponsored by Martlo Cigarettes)

**100%** to cure  Deep Poison

Cures Poison and Deep Poison when used by a party member.

## Locations

### Garbage Island

* Given to Alex Churchland by Puvis Unhara in Soggy Trash next to a stack of crates holding unlimited Rotten Fruit.
* Two are in a bag within the Black Swan.

### Downtown Olathe

* Dropped by The Kent.
* Three can be found in a bag alongside a piece of Mystery Jerky in a bag past Twisty within the Blood Flat.
Chie Teal

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Chapter 1, Intro

* Adult
* Kid

**Chie Teal** is a pre-Flash character in LISA: The Pointless, briefly appearing in the opening cutscene of the game as a friend of Alex Churchland.

## In-Game

Chie is first seen in the intro to the first chapter as a student in the Downtown Olathe Public School, laughing at Alex's use of Velvet-fu to beat up an innocent Vincent Lo. After a timeskip, an adult Chie is seen lounging on Alex's bed at Aunt Beth's house, watching him practice his martial arts videotapes, hair dyed black and smoking a cigarette.

In the second flashback later on into the game, Chie was meant to attend Alex's match at the World Tournament, but did not show in the end due to unknown reasons.

## Trivia

* A scrapped idea from early development was to have Chie share the same name as Alex.

## References

1. ↑ "I wanted to name Chie Alex too... but my cowriter told me I was an idiot" -Ed, 03-31-17
Lord Baxter Umpire

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CH.1 / Tournament

❝ Needless to say, I want a proper bout. ❞
— **Lord Baxter Umpire**
**Lord Baxter Umpire** was a referee for the World Tournament held in Olathe, overseeing the match held between Alex Churchland and Stan Curien.

## In-Game

Just before the start of the match, Baxter lays down the ground rules and expectations for the tournament, only wanting a fair match and heavily emphasizing his distaste for illegal moves.

During the match, if Alex uses Trick Kick, Baxter will immediately halt the round and declare his move to be a foul, warning him to not do that again. If Alex uses the move a second time, Baxter will end the match, declaring Stan to be the winner.

If Alex ends the match following the rules, Baxter will simply declare a technical knockout, still announcing Stan as the winner of the match.
Gin Hanks

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CH.1 / Prelude

❝ We've been looking to make use for ourselves. ❞
—  **Gin Hanks**
**Gin Hanks** is a character found in the Industrial Underground at the end of the Prelude, sitting with Laser Eye Guy near a campfire.

Pre-Flash, Gin and Laser Eye were the EWC tag-team of champions of 1982.

## In-Game

If Alex interacts with him, Gin will say that he and Laser Eye have been looking to *'make use of themselves,'*  - him meeting *'mister Pike'* and his promises of a city likely seen as a valuable opportunity for the both of them. Laser Eye will say that Jason knows where to go.

Once Alex rests, Gin will be found dead along with nearly everyone else in the cave, murdered by Hugo Leopardi in his sleep.
Dirty Magazines

**Dirty Magazines** - often abbreviated to **mags** - are the main currency of Olathe after the Flash. The player is able to obtain them either through battle, selling items, or finding stashes in the overworld.

## Use

Mags can be used to purchase items such as consumables, armor, and weapons from vendors.

On Garbage Island, Lars Mahausen will attempt to trick the player into giving him mags in order to find his "lost magazine". The player can give him as many as they possess, but will not receive any reward for doing so.

In the Endless Wastes, Barkeep Mysteriozo will make Alex pay 5 magaziness in order to stay at House Dust. If the player has enough, they can choose to lie and only pay 1 mag, or pay the full price. There is no penalty for lying to the Barkeep.

In Downtown Olathe, the player can pay Luca Bariga 4 mags for him to feed them.

## Stash Locations

### Garbage Island

* 3 mags inside Joel's Stash
* 1 mag in the Trash Pit dangling from a rope
* 2 mags inside the crashed truck within the Mass Graves
* 5 mags in the Soggy Trash Cave System in a path accessed from the Down Cliff
* 1 mag inside a drawer located in Dirt Town
* 1 mag inside the Hernandez Family Ship located in The Long Wet

### Endless Wastes

* 1 mag in a trash can outside of House Dust
* 3 mags in the Dead Village House in the Day of the World

### Downtown Olathe

* 1 mag behind a rock in the Scarlet Valley
* 4 mags on top of the Chop Shop in House Crimson
* 2 mags inside a crate of jerseys within the School Basement
* 3 mags inside the Starry Burrow