Joe Charity

**Joe Charity** is the Joe Empire's mobile planetoid station. It is the DaBaby's homeworld.

#### Description

It is a large mushroom-shaped structure, 348 kilometers in diameter. At the apex of this "mushroom" was an artificial star that simulated natural sunlight within the city. This star doubled as a launch pad for the *Joe Carrier*, the ship at the center of the city. The stalk tapered to a point, with various branches emanating from it, likely for service as docking bays. The city is mobile, could jump through Slipspace, and was almost completely powered by the engines of the decommissioned Joerunner vessel. The Joerunner deeznought's engines were powerful enough to run the city on a fraction of their potential output. However, the station also possessed a set of auxiliary reactors that were capable of generating enough power for slipspace travel.

In the internal hub of *Joe Charity* lay an extremely large capital city. In its center sat the *Joe Carrier*, embedded within the city after the formation of the Joe Empire as a symbol of conviction and peace between the Borann Boys and the Joe Navy.

The city itself contained many locations sacred to the Joe Empire such as the Cum Chamber, the Sanctum of the Retards and the Mausoleum of the Cockposter. As a construct, *Joe Charity* was very similar to the *Femboy Hooters Outpost*, a repair & refit station, though it also served as a mobile command post. Unlike many small Joe Empire vessels and their Bruh Empire counterparts, Joe Charity contained many courtyards and other non-essential spaces which gave the station a terrestrial feel. The interior of *Joe Charity* was filled with the Joe Empire's unique architecture, of a lighter tone than their naval vessels. All of the structures within the city floated above a cum-rich field in which the millions of Joe Charity's residents lived. The massive towers around the dome were gigantic spires of volcanic rock from the city's base, interwoven with metal supports and covered with decorative alloy. They were used by the Borann Boys as offices and private residences.

#### Defense

*Joe Charity* was so important to the Joe Empire that it was endowed with its own personal defense fleet, which consists of hundreds of battleships, carriers and cruisers. Some of the biggest fleets in the entire Joe Empire armada defended the city, such as the *Second Fleet of Homosexual Gayery* and the late *Joe Mamba Lite*. As it was the Joe Empire's major religious center and capital, *Joe Charity* was enormously sacred to the Joe Empire. It was thought that true believers should visit it at least once in ones lifetime, though few of the Joe Empire could afford to do so. It was full of Joe Navy and Borann Boys Cum Councilors, and the general leadership of the entire Joe hegemony. It can be assumed that Joe Charity had its own set of powerful energy shields and defensive weapons. Despite its considerable defense assets it was unable to withstand the great Flood assault. The station's shields are most likely why Amuma Teburi entered it with Bruh Empire In the *Bruh Jumpship* by a precise Slipspace jump: it allowed them to bypass any and all outer defenses.

#### Layout

Along the outer wall on the inside of *Joe Charity* were several towers, each containing rooms and hallways. Two of these towers were referred to by Latt Mowne as the North Tower and the South Tower. Most of these towers were connected to the two surrounding towers by the Hanging Gardens and the Valleys of Queers, but the towers containing the Cum Council Chamber and the Mausoleum of the Cockposter were both notably only connected to the sections between them. Hanging far above the Mausoleum of the Cockposter was a part of the Sanctum of the Retards, a large chamber decorated with shards of glass from worlds devastated by the Joe Empire. Below these structures are the lower districts.