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Chubo Kuay

> *“Mun’Guhnki sh’wunga kubo Kuay”* ~ Chubo Kuay's iconic catchphrase
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**Chubo Kuay** is an iconic Star Wars character introduced by Lyle Burruss during an epic Worms battle intitled: "worm become in ground, never found."

## Appearance

Chubo Kuay is a frog-like character gifted with a very muscular upper body. Although they are not shown often by Chris and friends, his legs are very slender compared to the rest of his body, although it can be assumed he can use them to jump high distances and even physically attack foes. His skin is swamp green with a light stomach, and he looks very oily and hard to grasp with a big baseball glove. He is a massive 11 inches tall and weighs 14kg/sq cm.

Kuay received many wounds on the day of The Worm War. Worms such as Alf Landon, Barry Goldwater, Ponokius, and The Slatt left him with severe wounds through the use of various explosives. These wounds drastically altered his appearance, but he managed to survive.

After sustaining these injuries, Kuay underwent several cybernetic enhancements, including a laser cannon arm, an eye optic, and a highly advanced prosthetic leg.

Chubo Kuay during a battle of the Worm War, which also serves as his introduction.Chubo Kuay rebuilt. Art by AnHero64 on Newgrounds!
## Personality

Not much is currently known about Kuay. He is said to speak in a low pitched, precise manner. One might say his dialect resembles that of “baby noises”. Kuay often spends time covered in worms with his best friend and partner “Dog Ears” Squeekus. It is unknown why he doesn't simply eat the worms that so plague his body.

Chubo Kuay is known to be very sarcastic at times, which often causes people to get angry at him. However, this is exactly what Kuay wants. Kuay likes to pick fights with weaklings that he knows he can easily beat. He is often called arrogant by Sqeekus, his partner and best friend, and Squeekus often has to save Kuay from tight situations created by his combativeness.

## Trivia

* In his debut episode, all four boys attempt to come up with a voice for Kuay, but a good hard laugh ensured Lyle's pitch was the one that would be canonized.
	+ Chubo Kuay's voice was referred to by Zach as similar to that of a *Men in Black* alien.
* This sequence is sometimes referred to as one of Lyle's greatest bits.
* Chubo Kuay originated from a meme of a rather buff-looking frog.
* Chubo Kuay could probably beat up your dad, just saying.
* Chubo Kuay can bench 35 pounds, beat that.
* Chubo Kuay's best friend and partner Squeekus kind of looks like that Yoda guy from Star Trek.
* Although nobody in this universe can understand Chubo Kuay, it is often believed that his iconic catchphrase “Mun’Guhnki sh’wunga kubo Kuay” translates to "Are you going to finish that bag of Fritos?"
* Chubo Kuay was appeared once more in "BACK-FLIPPING DUDES IN BAYONETTA", in which Chris compares Chubo's voice to that of Fortitudo.
Insaniquarium Deluxe

***Insaniquarium Deluxe*** is a 2004 virtual pets simulator video game developed by Flying Bear Entertainment and published by PopCap Games. In the game, the player must manage a tank of fish and other aquatic creatures. The fish will reward you with precious coins and jewels,, which you can be used to buy upgrades for your tank or egg parts which hatch lots of different in-tank pets with special powers. These pets can help you feed your fish, collect coins, or even protect against the aliens that will invade your tank and wreak havoc.
Fat Dude Simulator

***Fat Dude Simulator*** is a third-person indie horror developed and published by BiscuitGames and released on May 22nd, 2019 on Steam.

The player takes control of Jack, a fat dude who really likes eating a lot and is constantly eating something. Whilst on a camping trip in the forest, he discovers a frightful creature that lives within the forest, which begins to hunt him. Now Jack has to rebuff the monster in order to survive.
Dinosaur Planet

***Dinosaur Planet*** was an action-adventure game originally developed by Rare and set to be published by Nintendo, planned for release on the Nintendo 64. Originally, the game was intended to be a stand-alone title; however, Nintendo producer Shigeru Miyamoto convinced Rare to rework the game as part of the *Star Fox* franchise as a launch title for the Nintendo GameCube. Although Rare scrapped the project, a lot of the leftovers from the game's development evolved into what would eventually become *Star Fox Adventures*.

Twenty-one years after the cancellation of the game, a video game preservation group called *Forest of Illusion* had successful acquired a disc containing a development build of *Dinosaur Planet* from a private game collector in Sweden. The contents of the disc, which has since been released online by the group, dates the build approximately to December 1st, 2000: around the same time Rare was slowly transitioning the game into *Star Fox Adventures* for the Nintendo GameCube.

## Episode

1. UNRELEASED RARE N64 GAME - Dinosaur Planet (Star Fox Adventures for Nintendo 64)
Dimetrosaur

The Dimetrosaur pursues his hapless victim.

The Dimetrosaur is a frightening hybrid dinosaur engineered by Dr. Roth, and is the unofficial titular character of the game he appears in. Despite this, he plays a rather insignificant role in the game's story, only appearing towards the end of the game as a miniboss and being largely overshadowed by the Giant ants.

## Description

The Dimetrosaur is a large, Tyrannosaurus-ish looking theropod with a dark grey body, a black stripe down his back, and a lighter grey underbelly. He has gross yellow teeth and glowing red bad guy eyes. Despite what his name may entail, he doesn't at all resemble a Dimetrodon, nor does he cost a dime.

## Personality

Due to his very brief screen time, little to no characterization was applied to him whatsoever beyond the fact that he likes to eat people. However, based on his dark color scheme and red glowing eyes, it can be assumed that he's a total edgelord.

## History

The Dimetrosaur was created by Dr. Roth at an unspecified point in time, seemingly for no actual reason beyond the fact that dinosaurs are neat.

Chris, Zach and Lyle are chased by the Dimetrosaur towards the end of their playthrough of the game of the same name. Throughout most of the game, they acknowledge the strange absence of the creature and question its lack of importance to the plot.

## Trivia

* "Dimetrosaur" is a combination of the greek words "dimetro" (two measures) and "saur" (lizard). When translated to English, the name means "Two measures of lizard", which sounds kinda silly when you think about it. Penis joke, anybody? Please laugh.
	+ The name appears to be partially derived from that of the famous pelycosaur synapsid *Dimetrodon*, which translates to "Two measures of teeth." Despite this, the Dimetrosaur does not resemble *Dimetrodon* in any clearly visible way.
	+ The correct pronunciation of the creature's name is "die-metro-saur". However, the funny boys pronounce it as "dime-tro-saur" and "dime-toe-saur", owing to their poor grasp of the Greek language.
* The genetic engineering that led to the Dimetrosaur's creation cost nearly $4,500,900.34, which is much more than just a dime.
* According to the lead dev of the game, this dinosaur is not actually called "Dimetrosaur" and is just meant to be a generic T-rex. Dimetrosaur is actually just a title he made for the game up as a reference to the "Carnosaur" movies.
Donkey

> "You know what? I'm gonna get crucified!" ~ Donkey
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Eddie "Donkey" Murphy is the deuteragonist of the *Shrek* film franchise, and the best friend of the titular Shrek. According to the boys, Donkey is one of the funniest characters ever to be seen in any piece of media. Apparently he is even funnier than Zach, which is a truly impressive feat if true, considering Mr. Hadel's raw comedic prowess.

Donkey is married to a dragon and is a father of six. He loves poop. He also loves to pee, crap, eat cookies, and make apple pie.

After finding what he claims to be his stigmata, Donkey started believing himself to be the son of God, stating that his mother was a virgin when she gave birth to him. Because of this likely delusional belief, he lives in constant fear that he will one day be crucified like Jesus. For this reason, Shrek always stays by his side to comfort him, trying to convince him that he isn't actually the messiah.

## References

1. ↑ Bodily scars that correspond to the injuries that were inflicted upon Jesus during his crucifixion.
Chris (Adventures of Chris)

look fat come on fat come here fat

**Chris** (not to be confused with funny boi Chris O'Neill) is the main character of the game *Adventures of Chris.*

## Powers and Abilities

Chris has the ability to inflate himself like a balloon, allowing him to float through the skies. Chris also has limited access to pyrokinesis, being able to shoot fireballs from his fists.
Count Crapula

> "Can I please be a host in your let's-play show?" - Count Crapula
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Count Crapula's sole extracanonical appearance.

Vladimir Ionuţ Crapula, better known by his royal title "Count Crapula", is one of the numerous rejected hosts that tried to join OneyPlays during or around the Dark Age of OneyPlays. His existence is extracanonical in nature, and whether or not he was even a thing or not is hotly debated.

## Physical Appearance

Count Crapula is an Extracanonical Vampire. He has pink skin, large ears, thinning hair, and a single large fang in his mouth. He is seen wearing a violet onesie and white gloves, and he is always surrounded by a swarm of bats.

## "History"

Allegedly, Count Crapula arrived at the home of Chris, Ding Dong and Julian as they were mourning over Pant's death and discussing some previous, particularly bad hosts. He came into the house uninvited (which is unusual for a vampire) with a large flock of bats, greeting the trio and begging them to let him join their show as a new cast member. The Boys, who have grown weary of the idea of having yet another terrible character joining their show, were then swarmed by Count Crapula's bats, which caused them to panic and scream in terror. It is unknown what events transpired afterward, but even if it was known, it would be inconsequential because Count Crapula and the events associated with him may have never even happened at all, owing to him being an Extracanonical Vampire.

## Trivia

* Count Crapula was never mentioned or referenced to in the original episode in any way. This may be because of his extracanonical plane of existence.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIGVPU9TQeA
Giuseppe

Art by HarrisonDrawsCars!

**Giuseppe** was a mysterious and sinister Italian man who moved to Wexford, Ireland while Chris was still living there, who quickly took over the town with his charisma.

## Appearance

In HarrisonDrawsCars' animation, Giuseppe is portrayed as a fat balding Italian man. He had a large prominent bottom lip and a round nose. He wore a button up shirt (that would often expose his hairy stomach) and suspenders.

Previously, Giuseppe's physical appearance was deemed to be unknown, with many OneyPlays fans projecting him as Bob Hoskin's Mario from the 1993 film "Super Mario Bros."

## History

The tale of Giuseppe was told in The Adventures of Chris Episode 6. After a lengthy Simpsons bit, Chris recounts the story of a mysterious Italian man who moved into his hometown of Wexford, Ireland. He impressed the locals by buying a local Chippery, renaming it in his own hubris. He would soon became the host of every party, and would be interviewed on the radio frequently. He would later go on to get married to one of the locals and even attempt to run for mayor.

Giuseppe engaged in many wacky antics during his stay, as he once dared to jump into The Chocolate Jelly River if a football team won a game. Following through with his promise, he jumped into the river and cut open his leg on a shopping trolley and he had to get a tetanus shot. It is likely he feared infection or serious health issues from the polluted water entering the wound.

Giuseppe supposedly attempted to scold and serious injure Chris' uncle with boiling hot coffee as a practical joke. He was let off from this and no suspicion was held against him. Eventually, his reign of terror would come to an end when a lone hero revealed that Giuseppe owed him money. Upon this revelation, everyone in town confessed that he owed them thousands. When word got out about his trickery, Giuseppe vanished, abandoning his pregnant wife.

Zach theorised that Giuseppe was likely a conman who went from town to town stealing large amounts of money and bailing once he was called out on it. It is unknown if Giuseppe is still alive today, considering these events took place so long ago, but there is a small chance he could still be at large.
Catwoman

Chris is interested in the booba; Julian and Ding Dong are not because they are gay.

### Players

* Chris O'Neill
* Ding Dong
* Julian Marcel

### Complete Series

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***Catwoman*** is an action-adventure movie tie-in game based on the 2004 film of the same name, developed by Argonaut Games and published by Electronic Arts.

Players take control of Patience Phillips/Catwoman (Played by Jennifer Hale, with the likeness of Halle Berry), using her cat-like strength and agility she recieved after a supernatural egyptian cat burped in her mouth to traverse and explore through various environments and defeat various enemies using stylish combo moves in an act of revenge against Hedare Beauty, the corporate empire that originally murdered her.

## Episodes

1. Cat Sounds
2. Whip
3. Jumpus Rumpus
4. Scaredy-Cat
Bubsy: The Woolies Strike Back

This game sucks, and even if you'd enjoy it there's only 17 minutes of content, 40 if you get everything, don't play it.

### Players

* Chris O'Neill
* Ding Dong
* Julian Marcel

***Bubsy: The Woolies Strike Back*** is a platform video game developed by Black Forest Games. The game was released for Microsoft Windows and PlayStation 4 on October 31, 2017. The game is the fifth entry in the *Bubsy* series, and the first new entry in 21 years.
Dentist Robot Malfunctions, becomes aware

It sure does

**"Dentist Robot Malfunctions, becomes aware**" is a short viral video edited by Chris and uploaded to OneyPlays. It features a Simroid dental training robot performing strange facial movements while erratically jolting its head. Sitting at almost 10 million views, it is the current most popular video on the channel, despite having no relation to the channel's usual gaming content.

## Lore

The video has two known sources, both from October 6th, 2020. One was posted to Twitter by Daniel Holland and went viral, with the caption "This malfunctioning dental school robot is quite possibly one of the scariest things I’ve ever seen." Another was uploaded to YouTube by a small channel called Juniordentist.com and titled "Realistic Robot as Dental patient for Training and Practice in Dental School."

Two days later on October 8th, Chris would upload an edited version with additional audio that makes it sound like the robot is screaming in pain. It rivaled Daniel Holland's tweet in popularity, and probably tricked many unsuspecting viewers into thinking that the edited audio is real.

It is unknown who originally filmed the video, or which source uploaded the video first, but the Twitter post by Daniel Holland was credited by Chris in his version's description.

## Trivia

* While both Chris' title and Daniel's tweet claim that the robot is malfunctioning, the erratic behavior may be intentional so as to give dentists practice with uncooperative patients. This is further supported by Juniordentist.com's description: "A Realistic and life like robot for training and practice in Dental School giving students a full patient like experience. With movements and cheek retraction required it is the best clinical experience one can get without touching a patient."
Fortnite

***Fortnite*** is a free-to-play battle royale video game developed and published by Epic Games. It is a companion game to *Fortnite: Save the World*, a cooperative survival game with construction elements. It was initially released in early access on September 26th, 2017. Epic dropped the early access label for the game on June 29th, 2020.

The concept of the game is similar to previous games of the genre: 100 players skydive onto an island and scavenge for gear to defend themselves from other players. Players can fight alone, or with up to four other players. As the match progresses, the playable area within the island gradually constricts, giving the players less and less room to work with; outside this safe zone is "the Storm", which inflicts damage on those caught inside it, with the amount of damage growing as the Storm itself does. The last player or team alive wins the match. The main distinction from others in the genre is the game's construction elements, letting players build walls, obstacles, and other structures from collected resources to take cover from incoming fire or give one a strategic view advantage. *Battle Royale* uses a seasonal approach with battle passes to introduce new character customization content in the game, as well as limited-time events, some of which correspond with changes to the game map.

## Episode

1. FORTNITE
2. Adam Joins! FORTNITE
3. Goku Hits the Griddy in FORTNITE

## Trivia

* According to Lyle, they were offered a brand deal from Epic Games to play *Fortnite: Save the World*, but declined, saying "nah, that's gonna be shit".
Dilroy Koopa

IT'S ME DILROY

> "I'M UPSIDE DOWN AND I DROP" - Dilroy Koopa
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**Dilroy Koopa** (referred to by Cory as **Dipshit Magee**) is an antagonist from *Super Mario World*. He is the boss of World 2, Donut Plains. He is known for walking on walls and ceilings.

He appeared in the infamous "Cory Freaks Out" episode of the 2022 playthrough of *Super Mario World*. He had his skull mercilessly caved in by Mario during a fit of gamer rage. Afterwards, the plumber triumphantly declared, "I killed-a green meanie."

He did not appear in the 2017 playthrough of the game. Mario died in his castle right before the boss door and did not return.

## Trivia

* He may be related to Ryan Magee, another dipshit with the last name Magee.
Boiling Milk

Hot Milk Challenge Y'all

Boiling Milk can be regarded as Chris O'Neill's favourite weapon in the OneyPlays Lore, with it being brought up at multiple points in time.

## History

While the act of pouring Boiling Oil onto Bart Simpsons exposed skull had been mentioned beforehand in Jumping Flash! Episode 3, the true origins of Boiling Milk are in Wild Woody Episode 2, when Chris asks Ding Dong what he'd do if Arin poured Boiing Milk onto his head. Ding Dong exclaims how *"It's always Boiling Milk"* (Julian corrects him by saying he said Boiling Oil last time).

In Kingdom Hearts Episode 10, Chris asks Matt if he would rather be hung upside down by his toenails for four hours or have Boiling Milk poured into his eyes. Matt chooses the former option and explains how he'd be blind for the rest of his life if Boiling Milk was poured into his eyes.

The next time Boiling Milk was mentioned was in Pokémon Red Episode 14, Matt asks Chris if he'd spank his hypothetical children. Chris said he'd pour Boiling Milk on their heads. Matt brings up how he's brought this topic up before, with Chris rationalizing (or at least trying to) how he finds Boiling Milk funny.

Other times Boiling Milk was brought up were in Banjo-Kazooie, Crash Team Racing: Nitro-Fueled, Gex and Rayman Origins.
Fall Guys

The wild Zach attempts to rescue his freshly hatched young from the ravenous Tomar.

### Players

* Chris O'Neill
* Zach Hadel
* Lyle Burruss
* Joshua Tomar

***Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout*** is a platform battle royale game developed by Mediatonic and published by Devolver Digital. It was released for Microsoft Windows and PlayStation 4 on August 4th, 2020, with Nintendo Switch, Xbox One, and Xbox Series X/S ports released for 2021.

What sets Fall Guys apart from other Battle Royale titles is it's unique gameplay involving players controlling jellybean-like creatures through a series of minigame-like challenges, such as obstacle courses or tag.

## History

Fall Guys was in development all the way back in 1957, with the help of Lyle and Dwight Eisenhower. It was a secret government program made to brainwash the masses into buying more OneyPlays Pins. This worked as Chris O'Neill is the worlds first sextillionare. When asked about this during Lyle's 1988 presidential campaign, he only said: "*I did what I had to do"*.
Chris Niosi

POYO

**Christopher Edwin Niosi**, also known by his alias **Kirbopher**, is an American animator, producer, voice actor, and co-creator of T.O.M.E. His voice-work includes Arataka Reigen in *Mob Psycho 100*, Dezel in *Tales of Zestiria*, Khoury, Colress, and a slew of other characters in the *Pokémon* series, Ernesto and others in *OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes*, Therion and Mattias in *Octopath Traveler,* and Alex YIIK in *YIIK: A Post-Modern RPG*.

## Appearance

Kirbopher in OneyPlays appears to take his namesake quite literally, as he looks like a chromatic Kirby wearing his classic backwards green hat, with tufts of brown hair sticking out of it.

## History

Niosi was born in Northport, New York and raised in Long Island. He attended the School of Visual Arts in New York City.

Niosi began making numerous animations for Newgrounds under the name "Kirbopher" in 2004, mostly making Nintendo-based parodies like the classic *Brawl Taunts*. His first professional animation job was for Eduware providing character design, animation and voices. He has also worked as an animator for games like *A Hat in Time*, *Skullgirls* and *Cryamore*.

## Trivia

* In *YIIK*, Niosi is canonically a version of Alex from another reality. He appears on an island in the Soul Space among other alternate-reality versions of Alex.
* According to Tomar, Niosi is a methane-based lifeform, made from up to 90% gas.
* According to Chris Niosi, Zach and Chris used to write 10 page long thesis's on why his cartoons were 'the worst things ever made'
Chondra Unkrich

"Pantaloons!"

**Chondra Unkrich** is one of the main protagonists of *YIIK: A Post-Modern RPG*. She and her brother Claudio become Alex's "friends" to help locate the *Mystical Ultima LP Legend*, and spend the rest of the game as members of his party.

When she was just a kid, her twin brother was kidnapped and never found. She, unlike Claudio, has spent her adult life at peace with the disappearance—even getting mad at Alex when he brought it up, and telling him that it's better to leave it in the past.

Chondra is a graduate student in psychology. When she isn’t hitting the books, she's an avid fan of dance music and a hula hooper.

She had a dream about STEALING her missing twin brother's pencil and using it to VANDALIZE the walls with the word "pantaloons" over and over again. As a result, she loves to mention pantaloons.

## Notable Quotes

* "Pantaloons"
* "pantaloons"
* "PANTALOONS"
* "pantaLOONS"
* "***PANTALoONS"***
* "PaNtAlOoOoOoOoOoOns"
* "𝔓𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔞𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔰"
* "Pant-a-loons"
JonTron

**Jonathan Jafari**, better known as **JonTron** is a well-known comedian and reviewer of video games and other media. He first appeared on the show as an honorary funny boy with him accompanied by his animator friends, Chris and Zach. He has appeared on Sleepycast and the schmuck's podcast.

## Appearance

JonTron's design seems to be inspired by his Game Grumps look, due to Jon being the co-creator of the aforementioned channel.

## Appearances

* Newgrounds Games
* SleepyCast
Grand Theft Auto V

"You asked for a miracle, but you got Motifa, baby!"

***Grand Theft Auto V*** is an action-adventure video game developed by Rockstar North and published by Rockstar Games. It was released in September 2013 for PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360, in November 2014 for PlayStation 4 and Xbox One, and in April 2015 for Microsoft Windows.

## Playthrough

On June 16th, 2017, Chris, Ding Dong and Julian started playing Grand Theft Auto V, using mods to spice things up. During their playthrough, the great and powerful Motifa was created. Episodes 12 through 15 were labelled under *\*NEW\* Mods*. This playthrough ended on July 23rd, 2017.

On June 15th, 2020, Chris, Zach, Tomar and Lyle all played GTA V, deciding to take a nice family roadtrip together. Unfortunately for them, things quickly got out of hand. The Green and Retired Man makes his debut in this playthrough. This playthrough ended on July 23rd, 2020.

## Episodes

#### 2017

1. Porchi
2. Falling With Style
3. The Krakken
4. Motifa
5. Born from the Ocean
6. The New Blimp
7. FINALE with Motif
8. MOTIFA RETURNS
9. That's Workin'
10. Humongulus
11. Savage
12. Tumblin' Woman
13. Chimp City
14. Died for a Good Cause
15. Too Many Fatblas

### Online

The playlist can be found here.

1. GTA 5 ROADTRIP
2. GTA 5 SCREAMING DEMONS
3. GTA 5 LEGIT VEHICLE CHAOS
4. GTA 5 Roleplay (GTA V)
5. GTA 5 w/SonnyTM
6. THE ROPE GUN - GTA V
7. THE Greatest GTA Roleplay Hijinks Ever Captured
8. GTA 5 - "I'm Green AND Retired"
9. GTA 5 FLYING CARS & ROPIN' BOYS
10. Infamous MONKEY incident in GTA 5
11. planes, tanks and other stuff - GTA 5
Homer Simpson

**Homer Simpson** is the star of the long-running animated sitcom *The Simpsons* and the patriarch of the Simpson family. His favorite things to do are killing his wife and and drinking Chocolate Foxy Milkshakes, although he stopped partaking in the latter hobby after his son Bart transformed into Bobby Hill. The reason he and the rest of Springfield have yellow skin is because they all have jaundice, confirmed by his wife Marge.

## History

### The Voodoo Incident

Bart used to own a voodoo doll of Homer which he kept underneath his bed, occasionally smacking it behind the head and making him say "Marge, my face hurts again." Homer's revenge plan included a cow, a carton of eggs, and some boiling oil to pour onto his son's exposed skull.

### Hit and Run

Homer, along with Chris, Ding Dong, Julian and the Game Grumps all got together to play The Simpsons: Hit & Run, which is actually a dramatic retelling of the time Homer had to fight off wild Grids and his own wife. After losing a racing challenge, Chris called Homer a "fat fucking dickshit," but Homer was too preoccupied playing a board game with Ding Dong and Julian to notice.

## Notable Quotes

* "D'oh!"
* "Why you little!"
* "Oooh, you're afraid of me, Mart!"
* "Mart! Bart, I pour boiling oil on your skull. Skull begin white, in black. It shine till it red."
* "Now that me boy is dead, me wife will love me once more."
* "Mmm, coin! I-I beat the game!"
* "Marge, the stars are going out!"
* "Marge, I'm being anal vored!"
* "Marge, I'm Homer! Where are we? Why are we yellow?"
* "We are fucking."
* "Why are you here? Just to talk ill about my boy?"
* "Bring Marge for sex!"
Chris Chan

I WANT EVERYTHING ABOUT MY HOUSE OFF! THE! INTERNET!

> "Why would they call it pepper spray if it's not pepper?" - Chris
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**Christine Weston Chandler** (best known as **Chris Chan**), formerly known as **Christian Weston Chandler**, is a deeply troubled autistic individual from Virginia. He is world-renowned for being the most legendary autist in history and one of the most well-documented people ever.

**Like many others, Chandler is often the butt of jokes on OneyPlays. All comments pertaining to him on the show and this wiki are in jest. The hosts joke about him simply because they find him funny, NOT because they view him as a punching bag, and all fans should follow this example. Be respectful and do NOT harass him or anyone else mentioned on the show. (This includes seeking him out in public and pestering him, which some fans think is funny for some reason).**

Due to Chris' popularity, comedic value, quotability, and prevalence in internet culture, his antics are often referenced and joked about on OneyPlays. However, the connection between him and OneyPlays is deeper than you may think. You see, Chris Chan and Chris O'Neill were once a single entity. It was said that this entity was so unfathomably autistic that their powers could only be contained by two artifacts known as the Potara Earrings. After these earrings were destroyed, their energy grew so intense that they imploded and reformed as two versions of the same Chris—one with all of the artistic ability and some of the autism, and one with all of the autism with some of the artistic ability.

## Trivia

* Chris has made a video tweet in which he expressed enjoyment towards a joke about him made on OneyPlays. Despite this positive reaction, "OneyNG" still remains on his list of back-talkers.
* In mid-2021, Chris admitted to some rather heinous relations with his senile mother, and has since faced legal charges for his actions.
* In an episode of The Create Unknown podcast, Zach Hadel stated that he wanted Chris to appear on Smiling Friends as a talking grease puddle. Due to budgetary reasons the network wouldn't allow him to bring on another surprise guest, since they had already gotten YouTube personality Chills to do a surprise voice on the show.
* Born Christopher Weston Chandler, he was gifted the name Christian by The Bear at the mall that misheard him on that infamous day.
* He's free as of march 27th of 2023
Homer Goomba

Previously, an untouched territory of the expanded OneyPlays universe, The Homer Goomba is supposedly the offspring of "Homer Simpson." And a Goomba that he met while heavily inebriated. Homer, most likely through his innate charm of being "An American 8/10" wooed this Goomba, against what would've been his better judgement. When he appeared in the episode, he attempted to attack Mario, but was quickly disregarded. The Funni Bois did not touch on this backstory, though it is assumed this was out of courtesy, and for the safety of the Homer Goomba.

## Abilities

Due to it's relationship to Homer, the Homer Goomba can most likely be assumed to have several similar traits to him, such as:

* Being bald.
* Having yellow skin.
* Being surprisingly heavy for his size.
* The capability to be stolen by Grids.

## Death

Not long after it's discovery, Though the Funni Bois avoided killing it, most likely out of disregard for it's presence as a threat rather than morality, The Homer Goomba was mysteriously located by Marge Simpson, and subsequently killed swiftly. Chris most likely could've prevented this if he had possibly avoided name dropping the Goomba, or maybe done something about Marge's rampage for once, considering he's "A being even more powerful than her." Under such pretenses, The Homer Goomba may have been able to escape had he been "Stolen by a Grid." Or recognized as a valuable, moral sapient, by Ding Dong, whom is credited as power scaling above Chris from a fight that occurred between the two *before* the appearance of The Homer Goomba.

It is speculated that The Homer Goomba will return in 3510 to join forces with the reincarnated Black Baby, Homer Simpson, and, of course, Motifa, in hopes of defending the universe from Marge Simpson.
Banjo-Kazooie

Banjo and the Bois attempt to save his sister. Matt is also hiding in the background.

### Players

* Chris O' Neill
* Ding Dong
* Julian Marcel
* Matt Watson

### Best Of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UFbZ3jShSg

### Complete Series

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQ0GkTtm5hY

**Banjo-Kazooie** is a collect-a-thon 3D platformer game developed by Rare and originally released for the Nintendo 64 console in 1998 (The Boys played it on the Xbox One for this playthrough). This is also JonTron's favourite game, whom has constant wet dreams about it. The story follows a bear named Banjo and a bird named Kazooie as they try to stop the plans of the evil witch Gruntilda, who intends to steal the beauty of Banjo's younger sister Tooty for herself.

This playthrough also expanded heavily upon the infamous Hitler Hypothetical, introducing Matt's hypothetical girlfriends Shapiffany and her clone 2hapiffany. Needless to say, the Boys get pretty heated about it once again.

## Episodes

By the request of Chris, every episode is named "Bobalafulla", with each subsequent video adding an extra a at the end.

1. Bobalafulla
2. Bobalafullaa
3. Bobalafullaaa
4. Bobalafullaaaa
5. Bobalafullaaaaa
6. Bobalafullaaaaaa
7. Bobalafullaaaaaaa
8. Bobalafullaaaaaaaa
9. Bobalafullaaaaaaaaa
10. Bobalafullaaaaaaaaaa
11. Bobalafullaaaaaaaaaaa]]
Doodle Doods

**Doodle Doods** was a video series on the Game Grumps channel. In this series, Chris, Ross O'Donovan, Arin Hanson (occasionally) and sometimes special guests such as Ding Dong, Julian, Matt, Ryan and Amin would draw things based on a certain theme, usually a TV show or video game. The series ran for 20 episodes, but was cut short as Chris apparently did not have the time to do it anymore. A spiritual successor in 2018 called Slightly Artistic was made by Chris to keep the spirit of Doodle Doods alive.

## Episodes

* Dragon Ball Speed Draw (Dragon Ball Z)
* Harry Splatter (Harry Potter)
* The Sampson's (The Simpsons)
* Scongebob Squarepants (Spongebob Squarepants)
* Birds (they just drew birds)
* Iron Man (The Iron Giant)
* Muckey Mouse and The Gang (Mickey Mouse)
* Rash Bandiscoot (Crash Bandicoot)
* Sanic The Hedgehog (Sonic The Hedgehog)
* Akiro (Akira)
* The Family Guy One (Family Guy)
* Man Of The Mound (King Of The Hill)
* Stevecraft (Minecraft)
* My Hero Academio (My Hero Academia)
* Murio (Mario)
* Garf (Garfield)
* The Land Before Slime (The Land Before Time)
* Go Go Badget (Inspector Gadget)
* Yu-Oh-Gi (Yu-Gi-Oh)
* Hulkules (Disney's Hercules)

## Special Guests

### Ding Dong

Ding Dong was in Harry Splatter, Rash Bandiscoot, and Go Go Badget.

### Julian

Julian was in all the same episodes as Ding Dong.

### Matt Watson

Matt was in Scongebob Squarepants, Stevecraft, and Garf.

### Ryan Magee

Ryan was in Iron Man and The Land Before Slime.

### Krooked\_Glasses

Otherwise known as Amber, she was in Akiro.

### Vivziepop

She was in The Family Guy One. Her claim to fame is her animation of Kesha's *Die Young*.

### Perry

Perry was in The Family Guy One and Hulkules. He is an animator.

### Amin

Amin has only been in The Family Guy One, where he drew a lady on Vivziepop's drawing of Brian Griffin.

### Rodrigo

Rodrigo was in Man Of The Mound and is otherwise known as El-Cid. He has edited Oney Plays sometimes.
T'ai Fu: Wrath of the Tiger

***T'ai Fu: Wrath of the Tiger*** is an action game developed by DreamWorks Interactive (who would later be named EA Los Angeles, and finally Danger Close Games) and published by Activision.

The game is set in an oriental landscape populated by clans of animals, with the game's protagonist, T'ai Fu (voiced by John DiMaggio), being the last remaining survivor of the Tiger clan. He must journey to defeat the Dragon Master and avenge his kind. On the way, he learns about his clouded past and masters several Kung Fu styles, one from each clan master he defeats.

## Episode

The playlist can be found here.

1. TAI FU
2. Big Bounce House in TAI FU
3. The Mantis Liar in TAI FU
4. See Monkey in TAI FU

## Trivia

* T'ai Fu was the first new OneyPlays series of 2022.
	+ The first episode was the first video uploaded to OneyPlays in 2022.
Teardown

***Teardown*** is an sandbox, puzzle and action game developed and published by Tuxedo Labs. The game features levels made entirely of destructible voxels. Each mission features a set of objectives to be completed within one minute. During the setup phase, which has no time limit, a path to complete these objectives as quickly as possible can be created by reshaping the game world.

## Episodes

### 2023

1. TEARDOWN WITH MODS
2. Medieval King Kong in TEARDOWN WITH MODS
3. Tomar Terrorizes in TEARDOWN WITH MODS
4. Nukin' San Francisco in TEARDOWN WITH MODS

## Gallery

The thumbnail used for TEARDOWN WITH MODS.
Forspoken

"So, let me get this straight. I’m somewhere that’s not what I would call Earth… I’m seeing FREAKIN' DRAGONS, and… oh yeah, I’m TALKING to a CUFF! Yeah, okay, that is something I do now."

### Players

* Chris O'Neill
* Zach Hadel
* Lyle Burruss

***Forspoken*** is an action role-playing game developed by Luminous Productions and published by Square Enix.

Frey Holland is a young woman who is transported from New York City to the fantasy world of Athia, which is under the tyrannical rule of the Tantas and corrupted by a miasma called the Break. She uses magical powers from sentient bracelet Cuff to journey through it and survive in order to find her way home.

## Episode

1. FORSPOKEN
2. A Mother Flipping Dragon in FORESPOKEN
3. Sneaker Heads in FORSPOKEN
4. The Big Apple in FORSPOKEN
Hitman 3

***Hitman 3*** is a stealth game developed and published by IO Interactive. It is the eighth main installment in the *Hitman* series and the final entry in the *World of Assassination* trilogy, following *Hitman* and *Hitman 2.* The story concludes the plot arc started in the first game, following Agent 47 and his allies as they hunt down the Partners, the leaders of Providence which is the secretive organization controlling the world's affairs.

## Episodes

1. HITMAN 3
2. Look, It's Little Zachary in HITMAN 3
3. Sharing an Eyeball in HITMAN 3
Sheen Estevez

Ultra Lord is not afraid of chickens, he is not afraid! Okay, maybe a little bit afraid of chickens!

### Aliases

* Charlie Sheen
* Emilio Estevez
* Cuck

### Friends

* Jimmy Neutron
* Carl Wheezer

### Enemies

the blue pill

> "I LOVE THE RED PILL!!!" - Sheen
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**Sheen Juarerra Estevez** is a connoisseur of incel culture, Men's Rights Activist, and star of the smash-hit Nickelodeon show *Planet Sheen*. His best friends are Jimmy Neutron and Carl Wheezer.

His favorite activities include reading incel subreddits and taking redpills. He loves the redpill. When Carl told Jimmy to take the bluepill, he urged Jimmy to disregard the advice and take the redpill instead.

After taking the biggest blackpill of all, he realized he was a beta soycuck and that nobody on Earth wanted to fuck his purple cock. He then went to space (presumably in search of a steampunk planet full of cosplaying babes) and got a planet named after him or something, I don't know, I've never watched *Planet Sheen*.

In AI Dungeon, Sheen's alternate-universe self used his iconic AR15 to defend Zach against an evil Jimmy. After a brief altercation, the two put aside their differences and kissed, but Jimmy seized the opportunity to execute his new lover.

## Trivia

* The only thing he loves more than the redpill is Ultra Lord.
* His status as a funny mexico makes him similar to Julian.
* Cory can do a pretty great impression of him.
Multiverse

The **multiverse** is a hypothetical group of multiple universes. Together, these universes comprise everything that exists: the entirety of space, time, matter, energy, information, and the physical laws and constants that describe them. The different universes within the multiverse are called "parallel universes", "other universes", "alternate universes", or "many worlds".
Notch

Play me game

The Trickster Notch

### Status

Deaf (Due to losing the last pair of glasses left on the planet after the Cold War)

Notch is here, and he's here to have fun.

Markus Alexei Persson,more commonly known as Notch, is the creator of Mineflom, the famous game that was created 5 years ago but the Funny Bois are still makin fun of it today, like how people review games that came out 15 years ago that no one has the console for.

He also has a huge flopper, the picture has it off screen so, nice (kinda like Julian to be honest).

Notch and Mike Matei frequently engage in battles of whose cock is bigger.
Resident Evil 3 (2020)

***Resident Evil 3*** is a 2020 survival horror game developed and published by Capcom. It is a remake of *Resident Evil 3: Nemesis*. The game follows former elite agent Jill Valentine and mercenary Carlos Oliveira as they attempt to find a vaccine and escape from Raccoon City during a viral outbreak of the T-virus.

## Episodes

1. RESIDENT EVIL 3 REMAKE (RE3 2020)
2. Real Omegle Girlfriend
3. The INSANE Movie Reviewer
4. Poopy T Rex
Mr. DelFlatto

> "Now you must call me 'Roundulus.'" ~ Mr. DelFlatto
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Planardo DelFlatto was an Italian scholar who supposedly invented the 3rd dimension during the 12th century. He was mentioned by Lyle during the funny boys' visit to Isla Sorna.

## History

According to Lyle, reality only existed in two dimensions prior to the 12th century, and all forms of matter were only capable of moving on the X and Y axis. This all changed when a scholar named Mr. DelFlatto proposed the existence of a 3rd dimension and the implications of a sort of "Z axis". This theory was poorly received and widely disregarded by his fellows and peers. In a fit of envy and rage, DelFlatto performed a series of experiments that transformed the entire universe itself, adding a Z-axis and therefore, a third dimension. Upon doing so, he returned to his fellow scholars and demanded that they all refer to him as "Roundulus." Despite the introduction of a third dimension into the universe, his peers still refused to believe him, and subsequently burnt him on the stake for his sacrilege. DelFlatto's death was not in vain however, as the world at large finally started warming up to the idea of a third dimension a few centuries later. It comes to show that Mr. DelFlatto was truly ahead of his time.
Spirit Science

Spirit Science's YouTube profile picture, showcasing the channel's mascot Patchman

### What They Do

Batshit Insane ""'"'"'education""""""" videos

### Sub Count

1.19M (Fucked up, right?)

> "Hebrews, coming from our future. Thoth says they came from outer planet, but we don't know where exactly."~ Spirit Science talking about how hebrews are aliens from the future
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**Spirit Science** was created by Jordan David Pearce Duchnycz and is literally one of the most batshit crazy YouTube channels you'll probably ever find on the internet. It has been talked a lot of times by The Boys on the channel because of the fact that it's just straight up a fucking cult.

Such examples being the now infamous *"An Ode To Emma Watson ~ Christ Sophia"*, where he talks about how when he talked with Emma Watson's soul while astral projecting and how she's The Second Coming Of Christ, *"The Hebrews" Space Jews"*, where he talks about how hebrews are aliens from the future and "*Spirit Science 12\_2 ~ Atlantean Catastrophe"*, where he talks about how Atlantians and Martians had a fight.

## History

Jordan D. started as a Newgrounds animator creating movies in the mid 2000s with "his" character (More on that later) called Patchman. As described by Chris O'Neill himself, they were childish, boring, generic and nobody watched them. Although, at first, going by the name RiverJordan, he decided to rename himself to Spirit Science and do a complete 180 on his content, starting to do "educational" videos about the "true history of the world". Although he gained mild success with his earlier stuff, this new content made him much more successful and gained a whole wider audience. The fame was so much that he would create a YouTube channel, an Instagram, Facebook page, Twitter and even a site for it. A fanmade wiki was also made for him, although it's now basically abandoned. Chris has said it was because of the genius name he had created.

Jordan used to even talk with the Boys and therefore they have gathered information that the general public, such as the fact that Patchman is not even his design and that he bought if off a friend of his for $20 bucks. There has even been an incident where Zach Hadel and Niall Murray argued with him about how he said that pyramids were built from top to bottom. Besides all these incidents, the most well-known and the first they talked about on the channel is how Joshua Tomar actually voice-acted in one of his games called "Mother Judgement", a game where you are a nun with guns trying to protect yourself from zombies. Jordan D also copied Extra Credits with the high pitched voice and podium.

After 8 years since the Spirit Science wiki was abandoned in 2012, a lot more episodes has been written. This time, each article has a trivia section that points the fallacies in each video.
Mick Lauer

The face of a man who has nothing to lose.

" That was very much a power move. "
 — The Mick

***Mick Lauer*** (also known as ***Ricepirate***) is a man who has been everywhere, and has done every thing. He has fought Jeff in many battles, the most well known battle between the two of them was when Mick farted in Jeff's face and gave him pink eye, winning the match.

You can’t tell by his voice or his bald-ass face, but he’s half Chinese. He even speaks one of the languages.

## Profile

Mick is best known for his animations, including Not another Pokémon battle, Yu-Gi-OH! Heart of my Cards, and Rayman Legends: Got Your Back. Oh! and he's also a professional voice actor, which is cool I guess. I mean, he had a small voice role in Sekiro, dude! Do YOU have any professional voice credits? No. I didn’t think so.

He’s currently (and for, like, the next decade I guess) working on a passion project based on JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure. Check out his Twitter, he constantly posts updates there.

Mick used to have a job as a strip club bouncer. Understandable, since he’s big, buff, and intimidating (and so gosh darn handsome). Apparently one frequent patron was some kind of beta male cuck that liked to be publicly humiliated.

## Appearances

* BeamNG
* The Binding of Isaac
* The Binding of Isaac: Antibirth
* Bloodborne
* Dark Souls 3
* Fallout: New Vegas
* Never Again
* Newgrounds Games
* Sekiro: Shadow's Die Twice
* Space Station 13
* Super Punch-Out!!!
* Wheel Travel
* Zelda II: The Adventure of Link

## Trivia

* In the first time Mick saw Joshua Tomar, Tomar pulled out his nutsack, stretched in front of him and said "Hey, do you see the bat-wing?" and, since he had half-a-second to react, Mick flicked as hard as he could.
* Oney has given out the official Mick PNG so that people could be free to take images and "Put a Mick in it". He's done this two times!
* If you stand perfectly on the horizon right at 5:30 PM, you can see his anus. Don't ask how.
* Mick has been officially voted the most white-looking Taiwanese.
* Mick has stated before that his favorite game is Bloodborne, seconded by The Binding of Issac.
* Mick rhymes with Dick, which he is lol.
* Mick has diarrhead behind a dumpster behind an elementary school.
* Mick voices a funny JoJo, isn't that cool?
* He was born Mick Cooper, but later adopted his stepfather’s surname. He was commonly called Dick Pooper by malicious kindergartners on the playground.
* His last name rhymes with flour (which is pretty embarrassing).

## Gallery

According to Chris O'Neill,this is where Mick will live in the future.