Track Info. For We Kill Everything

## We Kill Everything Track Info.

All song descriptions and information taken from Genius.

## Babyraper

The opening track from *We Kill Everything*, “Babyraper” is a blunt thrash punk song about the pedophilic tendencies of lead singer Oderus Urungus

Though very similar in concept to *This Toilet Earth*’s “B.D.F.”, which was so controversial that it had to be removed from that album, “Babyraper” was met with minimal to non-existent controversy, possibly due to being released at the lowest point in GWAR’s popularity.

Despite the majority of *this album* being dismissed by the band since their shift to a more concentrated thrash style in 2001, “Babyraper” has been featured somewhat regularly in their concert setlists, including recently during the 30 Years Of Tourment.

An early live version with unfinished lyrics was performed on the Halloween 1998 tour, and can be heard in a concert broadcast by Universal Buzz Radio in early 1999.

## Fishfuck

When “Fishfuck” was performed live, the line "I'm gonna take a moa-moa and swim it up your butt, you slut, you whore" is usually replaced with

> "I’m gonna take a Moa Moa, a Moa Moa
> A Moa Moa, what the fuck’s a fucking Moa Moa?"
>
>

And Balsac chimes in

> "It’s a fish!"
>
>

## The Performer

Originally written and performed by O.L.D. (the band that evolved into The Dave Brockie Experience), “The Performer” is a ska-punk song about a performer who will do anything to entertain a crowd.

It was never played live by GWAR, as it wasn’t intended to be a GWAR song. It was only ever played by O.L.D./DBX, with Mike Derks playing the piano intro on his guitar.

## A Short History of the End of the World (Part VII (The Final Chapter (abbr.)))

GWAR’s first true instrumental, “A Short History…” serves as an overture for the story of GWAR’s exile from The Master’s cosmic legion. In GWAR’s lore, they were banished to Earth as punishment for destroying the planet Flab Quarv 7 after being instructed to destroy Flab Quarv 6. “A Short History…” segues directly into the next song, “Escape From The Mooselodge”.

The title of the song is intentionally long-winded to reflect GWAR’s lore starting at the beginning of time.

While the members of GWAR collectively dismiss *We Kill Everything*, “A Short History…” has remained a staple of the band’s concerts, usually serving as battle music.

In the late 80s, an early version of “A Short History…” was used as Cardinal Syn’s theme.

## Escape From the Mooselodge

“Escape From The Mooselodge”, continuing from “A Short History…”, is a song about the current state of GWAR within their lore. After many years of repeatedly failing to escape Earth, they have given up and fallen into a slump. They then learn of “The Time Bomb” (later revealed to be The Tablet), and seek to harness its destructive powers.

The verses are spoken by an unnamed narrator, whereas the choruses are sung by Oderus Urungus. Both characters are portrayed by lead singer Dave Brockie.

“Escape From The Mooselodge” is a remake of “The Needle”, a jam session song sung by Mike Derks that was originally released on the band’s second fan club cassette, *RAWGwar,* and later rereleased on *Slaves Going Single.*

## Tune From Da Moon

Sung by Scroda Moon (Hunter Jackson), “Tune From Da Moon” is about Scroda berating GWAR after they broke the Tablet and lost its pieces. If the pieces are not found and reassembled, the entire universe will be destroyed.

“Tune From Da Moon” is a remake of Death Piggy’s “Minute 2 Live” with new lyrics.

## Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong

“Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong” is a stoner punk song about the titular bong. Within the story of *We Kill Everything*, the members of GWAR put Scroda Moon (Hunter Jackson) through a series of initiation tests, the first being smoking crack with them. The title of the song is a riff on The Dead Milkmen’s “Nitro Burning Funny Cars”.

The music video, taken from the *It’s Sleazy* film, features a shortened edit of the song that cuts out the second verse and part of the second chorus. According to rhythm guitarist Mike Derks (Balsac The Jaws Of Death), there was an entire reel of footage from *It’s Sleazy* that went missing.

Though the members of GWAR have dismissed *We Kill Everything* since their transition to more focused thrash metal in 2001, “Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong” was regularly performed live by The Dave Brockie Experience, despite Brockie being vocal about his distaste for the song. The song also returned to GWAR setlists after the passing of lead singer Dave Brockie.

In-progress and completed photos of the Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong prop can be found on Bob Gorman’s website.

An early live version of the song with differently-structured verses was performed on the Halloween 1998 tour, and can be heard in a concert broadcast by Universal Buzz Radio in early 1999.

## Jägermonsta

A rather brisk thrash track, “Jägermonsta” is about a beastly manifestation of the Jägermeister logo with the power to induce a drunken state on sight. The song itself is notable for the guest appearance of Cornelius Carnage (Greg Ottinger), one of GWAR’s earliest guitarists, who provides the guitar solo.

Within the album’s story, the Jägermonsta is part of the second initiation test for Scroda Moon (Hunter Jackson). The Jägermonsta proves to be too much and succeeds in dismembering Scroda before it is finally defeated.

Though GWAR have ignored much of *We Kill Everything*’s material, “Jägermonsta” received fairly common placement in their post-2001 setlists. The Jägermonsta prop itself was a reimagined version of a full-body costume created by Bob Gorman in the 80s, which had previously been used as a base for the Radioactive Ram, as seen here. In-progress photos of the construction of the Jägermonsta can be seen here, here, and here.

GWAR have been sponsored intermittently by Jägermeister in the past, and appeared on the 1996 and 1997 Metal Blade Records *Metalmeister* compilations, with artwork based on Jägermeister labels. Humorously, Oderus Urungus (Dave Brockie) claimed “And we’re not even sponsored!” during the song’s intro on *You’re All Worthless And Weak*, recorded on Halloween in 2000.

## My Girly Ways

Sung by Slymenstra Hymen (Danielle Stampe), “My Girly Ways” is about Slymenstra using the dark arts to re-construct the broken body of Scroda Moon (Hunter Jackson) after GWAR’s initiation tests leave him mangled.

An early version of “My Girly Ways” was originally written and performed by O.L.D., the band that would later become The Dave Brockie Experience.

This would be the last song Slymenstra was featured on, due to Stampe's departure in 2000.

## The Master Has a Butt

A goofy, strangely competent country ballad, “The Master Has A Butt” is about Oderus Urungus recalling his relationship with The Master, GWAR’s cosmic creator, before his imminent arrival on Earth.

## We Kill Everything

A 7-minute epic, “We Kill Everything” serves as the finale to GWAR’s story arc. The song tells of GWAR reassembling The Tablet, which summons The Master to destroy Earth and everything else. GWAR, in one last act of rebellion, decides to kill The Master before he can destroy everything, because *they* want to destroy everything first.

## Child

Originally intended for The Dave Brockie Experience, “Child” is a Lenny Kravitz-inspired song about groupies that seek money from musicians through child support.

## Penile Drip

Originally intended for The Dave Brockie Experience, “Penile Drip” is a silly punk song with nonsensical, seemingly improvised lyrics, and rather unintelligible and goofy vocals.

It was originally written and performed by O.L.D., the band that became DBX.

## Mary Anne

Originally intended for The Dave Brockie Experience, “Mary Anne” is about a romantic relationship between Balsac The Jaws Of Death (Mike Derks) and an amputated corpse. It was the first song to feature Balsac on vocals.

“Mary Anne” was originally a more serious love song written and performed by O.L.D., the band that became DBX, and was rewritten to better fit on a GWAR album.

Responding to someone requesting a Green Day song, Mike Derks said “That song was written like 10 years before Green Day was even out of diapers.”

## Friend

Originally intended for The Dave Brockie Experience, “Friend” is a goofy punk song about friendship.

“Friend” was originally written and performed by O.L.D. It was never performed live by GWAR as it was never supposed to be a GWAR song.

## Fuckin' An Animal

“Fuckin' An Animal” is a goofy punk song about bestiality.

The music video features GWAR being stranded in the middle of a rural area and terrorizing a family on a farm.

Although it was rarely played by GWAR themselves, The Dave Brockie Experience regularly performed this song during their concerts.