Great Heroes of France Part 1

**Great Heroes of France** is an fifteenth episode of Histeria!.

## Summary

The gang meet Joan of Arc, Prince Phillip and Princess Aurora including Loud Kiddington himself as Joan of Helper who helps Joan of Arc win their war before and sing the Invasion song. Napoleon sells the Louisiana Purchase to make up for the money lost by his shopping addict wife, Josephine, Lewis and Clark gets rallied up with Pepper's Pep Rally, Loud Kiddington discovers that Napoleon Bonaparte is a traitor.

## Sketches

### Act One

1. Theme - Histeria! (Simpsons parody)
2. Introducing Napoleon Bonaparte!/Thank History For Guys Like Me / Great Heroes of France Opening
3. Loud Kiddington Jingle (Simpsons parody)
4. Riding Through France (14th Century)
5. Joan of Arc (5A) / Joan of Helper (1429) (5B)

### Act Two

1. People Worried About Napoleon Bonaparte
2. The Louisiana Purchase (1804) (Original version) (2A) / The True Napoleon (1815) (2B)
3. Pepper Mills Jingle
4. Pepper's Pep Rally: Lewis and Clark (1804)

### Act Three

1. The Invasion Song (1A) / The Colonial Website (1776/1777) (1B)
2. Billy the Kid Jingle
3. The Imperial Servant (1811)

### Act Four

1. The Louisiana Purchases (1803/1804) (Revised version)

### Act Five

1. Dirigible (1852)
2. Baguette (1839)
3. Closing

### Unknown Act

1. Louie and Marie Are Gotta Go (1793)
2. A Word From The Wise: Marie Curie (1898)
3. Bourg-en-Bresse (1898)
4. The Eiffel Tower (1889)
5. Exploring Louisiana for La Salle (1682)

## Voice Cast

1. Jerry Orbach as Napoleon Bonaparte and Louis Joseph Marchand
2. Frank Welker as Father Time
3. Laraine Newman as Miss Information and Joan of Arc
4. Cody Ruegger as Loud Kiddington
5. Erin Torphy as Princess Aurora
6. Roger Craig Smith as Prince Phillip
7. Barbara Dirkson as Flora
8. Russi Taylor as Fauna
9. Tress MacNeille as Merriwether and Toast
10. Corey Burton as King Stefan, Thomas Jefferson and Winston Churchill
11. Jeff Bennett as King Hubert, Richard Nixon and Ralph of Cornwallis
12. David Ogden Stiers as Lord Duke
13. Michael J. Gough as Bill Straitman
14. Andre Sogliuzzo as Victor Hugo
15. Don Novello as Leonardo Da Vinci
16. Luke Ruegger as Billy the Kid
17. Rodger Bumpass as Squidward Tentacles and August Zang
18. Tony Jay as Alfred Dreyfus
19. Gary Oldman as Joseph Vacher
20. Ernest Borgnine as Mermaidman
21. Tim Conway as Barnacleboy
22. Mark Hamill as The Wright Brothers
23. Maurice LaMarche as George Washington and FDR
24. Charles Maritnet as Joseph Stalin
25. Billy West as Teddy Roosevelt
26. Tom Kenny as Joe McCarthy
27. Adam West as Ernest Hemingway
28. Adrianne Ruegger as Marie Curie
29. Mr. Lawrence as William Clark
30. Jeff Bergman as Meriwether Lewis
31. P!nk as Sacagawea
32. Jim Cummings as Heavy

## Unknown Acts

### A Word From The Wise: Marie Curie

Histeria! - A Word From The Wise Marie Curie

## Trivia

* Bugs Bunny and Curt and Pumpkinhead Martin make their cameo in "The Invasion Song".
* GAG CREDIT: Histeria believes that war is bad.

## Soundtrack

1. La Marseillaise by Claude Joseph Rouget de Lisle
2. Can-Can by Jacques Offenbach
3. Au Claire de la Lune (FRENCH FOLK SONG)
4. Alouette (Quebecois FOLK SONG)
5. Home Sweet Home by H.R. Bishop
6. Rock-a-Bye Baby by Effie I. Canning
7. Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen (Traditional Spiritual)
8. Spring Song by Felix Mendelssohn Bartholdy
9. Carry Me Back to Old Virginia by James Allen Bland
10. On Top of Old Smoky
11. We're in the Money by Harry Warren
12. Rule Britannia by Thomas Augustine Arne
13. He's Got the Whole World in His Hands
14. Pinky and the Brain Theme by Richard Stone
15. America the Beautiful by Samuel A. Ward
16. Old Man River by Jerome Kern
17. Row, Row, Row Your Boat (TRADITIONAL CHILDREN'S SONG)
18. The Bear Went Over the Mountain (TRADITIONAL CHILDREN'S SONG)