Muerteween Eve 2 - Yet Another Fun-Ball Story Again

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## AKA Trix 4 - A halloween story, Trix 5: Thinderic Boogaloo, Muerteween Eve II - Look It's Not A Colon, Muerteween 2 - Ludicrime's revenge, and Muerteween Eve 2: Electric Boogaloo

Yep. This time Mori will try to incorporate dead characters from the past because of the Ludushistorystory, but everyone will sway this idea and turn it into a bunch of lelz and .

## chipter won - the story begins

Jast: A Muerteween Eve party at IDC? Make no mistake, ladies and mentlegen-- This will be no ordinary event! \*Walks with a spring in his step\* This [Beep] will of course be [Beep] and [Beep] that night!

Zachary: Hey... isn't this the same thing you did last year?

Jast: What no how do you even remember this. \*passes out\*

ESTMMotRS,b: \*kicks Jast into a corner full of strange meat\* VXX ILAANJ?

Zach: ... right. Anyway, we need to come up with some plans for this years' Muerteween Eve party. Any suggestions?

Josewong: May I Suggest Superma-

Revelian: NO. \*banhammers\*

Josedong: Carbon Fiber.

Revelian: \*banhammers\*

Poisonshot: REVELIAN, HAVE EMPATHY! (Damn, between those two and some of the other characters, I was actually starting to look like one of the intelligent protagonists.)

Poisonshot then hit Revelian with a sleeping arrow, causing him to pass out.

ESTMMotRS,b: \*rolls Rev into a broom closet\* VXX ILAANJ?

And suddenly everyone showed up at the party.

Kwik: 'Allo

Kwik wasn't the only person there, but all the other characters are unimportant and we're not going to write introductions for all of them because shut up and stuff.

Hankvi: Welc[]me, every[]ne....

Zach: Sorry guys, but we're a bit unprepared for this. I guess we'll have to make due with what we've got at the party now...

Mori: Actually, there is something notable that I think you all should see. Here, come outside.

Zach: Okay? But I don't see what's really so-WOAAAAAAAAAAH THAT IS JUST A LOT OF GHOSTS

Mori: Yes. It seems that, for whatever reason, the dead are now roaming around in our realm. I've actually talked to some of them and I've invited quite a few to join us at out Muerteween Eve party.

Zach: Well, now we're extremely underprepared for a party.

Samuel: Really? (ohlohloh) \*faste\*

Zach: Yeah, I don't really see how we're going to-- oh right.

And suddenly everything is set up because faste.

Zach: Thanks, Sam.

Sam: heha.

Zach: Well, now that we're all ready, let's invite our guests in.

## chaptuer too - oyster oystory

The party then proceeded, and several people did things in different stories that really don't matter but are pretty cool to read. In tabbers because reasons and whatnot.

* Mori
* Kwik
* Iala
* Revelian
* Samuel

>Talk to Kwik

**Mori: Hello, Kwik.**

**Kwik: Hm**

**Mori: So, how are you enjoying the event so far?**

**Kwik: S'alright I guess, though some of these ghosts are overdoin' it a bit**

**Mori: Really? Is that all you think about them? I would have thought you'd put a more empathetic spin on their being here.**

**Kwik: Nah, I'm alright with them, it's just that a lot of these guys are strangers to me, and everyone I've tried to talk to are pretty off**

**Mori: Oh, well I'm sure that there's at least one soul here who you'll be glad to meet. There might even be two people who you'd like to meet.**

**Kwik: ...**

**Mori: Yes, I'm sure that at a minimum, there are two people who you'd really like to meet.**

**Kwik: ...**

**Mori: Hm. Are you alright?**

**Kwik: I'm fine, I'm just thinkin' about what you're tryin' to tell me**

**Mori: I'm sure that if you think about it enough you'll come to a conclusion.**

**Kwik: ...**

Mori giggles softly under her breath.

**Kwik: How'd you even get all of these ghosts to come here, m8?**

**Mori: It should be obvious to you. One such as yourself would know fully well that I have quite a spark when it comes to the dead.**

**Kwik: ... I guess so**

**Mori: Hm.**

**Kwik: Would there be any sorta ghost that you'd be wanting to talk to?**

**Mori: Yes, in fact. Or at least, there was. Ever since our last conversation, even looking at her leaves me faltering.**

Mori buries her face in one of her hands.

**Kwik: I'll guess that I'm not gonna be able to hear more about this one, then**

**Mori: No, I can talk about her if you want me to. I just don't want to talk about her.**

**Kwik: Ah, then I won't trouble ye with it, m8**

**Mori: Alright, thank you. Anyway, there's no need for me to keep you any longer. Please, go ahead and enjoy the party.**

**Kwik: 'Kay**

**Mori: Also, I'm not going to re-post the conversation we had in my part of the story here. That would just be needless repetition.**

**Kwik: Alright, fair enough**

>Have surprise encounter with her

**Zaion: moriam!!!!!!!!!!!!!**

Mori practically fucking jumped at the fact that she called out her name with THIRTEEN exclamation marks. Yeah, that many. Count them if you don't believe me.

**Mori: H-hello, Zaion.**

**Zaion: it is a fortunate thing that i was able to find you here i have an important thing that i would like to discuss with you.**

**Mori: Oh, really? Well, alright then.**

**Zaion: it is concerning the sudden appearance of my self and several of the other spirits that have arrived on ludus from the realm of the did i have a theory or why this has happened though i believe that it is contradictory to previous claims that the dead have even arrived on ludus in the first place. i believe that you too should be able to reach a quite similar conclusion. \*blinks\***

**Mori: I... don't really understand what you're trying to tell me.**

**Zaion: well i am to understand that the beings that are currently wandering around are not in fact ghosts or souls of people who have died but that they are actually something else entirely and are not representative of any sort of dead being or otherwise and that said dead beings have no sort of control or knowledge of the existence of these things. that would also be including of myself but i believe that to anyone who knows my story that this would be an obvious thing and that i would not need to explain it. \*blinks\***

**Mori: Well, what exactly do you think these ghosts really are?**

**Zaion: it is hard to adequately explain but i am to believe that they are based off of the memories of the people they are representing.**

**Mori: So, they're not really the souls of the dead? You're not either?**

**Zaion:** **i thi͢nk įt ̕ha̛s̶ ҉b̛e͘en m͟ade qúit͜e c̸lear ̢ǫr͞ w̛ill͘ be m̶a̛de̕ cl͠ea͏r͜ ̶s͢oo͠n ͠th͢a̷t m̀y͢ ̴soul̵ i̷s҉ no͏t̢ ͠t̴ơ be͘ on͠e͝ with̨ ̷th͢ȩ ͢othe̵r ̡de͝a͝d͏ s̕oul̀s ͡in͝ ̴éx̶is͠t͢en̸ce͢.**

**Mori: ...**

**Zaion: are you alright moriam you seem to be quite troubled at the moment.**

**Mori: No, I feel fine.**

**Zaion:** **ḧ̨͙͎̹̍͗́ͣ̊̀̔̾̓̏͑ͧ͢m̥̠̺͖̝͌͆̋͋ͬͭͩͪ̎ͩ͒̌̃̿́.̷̸̵̶̡̩̭̹̱̯̖͔̟̖͙̥͙͖̏͗̋̋ͪ̃̆̌͛̐̎̌̋͌̀̓ͅ**

**Mori: By the way, how do you know all of this?**

**Zaion: for one i have the evidence of my own existence here and for a second there is the fact that those who should not even exist are somehow here as well and they do not seem to have a full recollection of their own full existence. with this i have come to the conclusion that some outer force has implemented their memories and created them.**

**Mori: Who do you think could have done this?**

**Zaion: well i do have some theories but i do not find that this would be an entirely possible feat to perform without the use of the** **Bo̡͝o̸k̛ ̡of͡ S͘͝h͏̷͜a͘d͟ǫ̛ws̵.**

**Mori: The... Book of Shadows?**

**Zaion: yes moriam we have a lot to talk about concerning the origin of this grim grimoire and its origins which are very important in concerning you and i.**

**Mori: Alright, then. If it is as important as you say, I would like to hear about it as soon as possible.**

**Zaion: yes it is very important but first i would like to address a matter that i believe is also important at the moment.**

**Mori: Hm? What is it?**

**Zaion: i have come to believe that i have become a sort of off putting figure of some kind in the eyes of others notably you are one of these people.**

**Mori: Er, no, I don't find you off-putting at all.**

**Zaion: moriam as someone that i do admire you should know that i have a way of telling when others youre lying and i suggest that you dont do this even if it is in an attempt to raise my spirits as you just have attempted to do.**

**Mori: Well-wait... you admire me?**

**Zaion: yes i do it takes a great amount of worry away from me to know that a disciple such as yourself is representative of my name and power moriam.**

**Mori: Er... this is...**

**Zaion: what is it moriam?**

**Mori: This is just too much...**

Mori then cries and runs away.

**Zaion:** **ḧ̨͙͎̹̍͗́ͣ̊̀̔̾̓̏͑ͧ͢m̥̠̺͖̝͌͆̋͋ͬͭͩͪ̎ͩ͒̌̃̿́.̷̸̵̶̡̩̭̹̱̯̖͔̟̖͙̥͙͖̏͗̋̋ͪ̃̆̌͛̐̎̌̋͌̀̓ͅ**

/end Moristory

>Talk to Mori

**Mori: Also, I'm not going to re-post the conversation we had in my part of the story here. That would just be needless repetition.**

**Kwik: Alright, fair enough**

**Mori walks away.**

>Talk to Linthe

**Kwik: 'Allo Lin, is the party and all that to yer liking?**

**Linthe: Yeah, I guess so. That guy who you were talking to, something's off about her.**

**Kwik: What, d'ye mean the red eye thing? Nothing to worry about, just a remnant of a contract of sorts.**

**Linthe: Did she, you know?**

**Kwik: She's been pretty vague about it, but her soul is still her own, from what I can tell. Anyway, now's not the time for exposition. Did you happen to run into any ghosts you know yet?**

**Linthe: I caught a glimpse of a particular girl with a large top hat on who kind of looked out of place, but yes I have not seen anyone I know.**

>Think about what Mori said earlier.

It's Vixen and Hyunhay you stutid piece of chip.

>Talk to Lazro

**Iala: Hey, Laz.**

**Lazro: Oh, hi Iala. Sorry, I didn't see you there.**

**Iala: No wonder you didn't fuckin' see me here, you're clearly in some other place entirely.**

**Lazro: ... What?**

**Iala: I mean you're distant.**

**Lazro: Oh. Well, yeah, I guess I am.**

**Iala: Any reason why?**

**Lazro: Well, with a lot of people coming back from the dead and all, and somehow knowing about us, I figured I might be able to find one of my ancestors and talk to him.**

**Iala: Your ancestor? You mean the one famous dude you talk about sometimes, who did some cool shit with aliens and sticks? Or someone else who you think is cool?**

**Lazro: Yeah, the famous stick dude. His name's Taku, by the way.**

**Iala: Alright. I guess I'll just be dickin' around here or whatever.**

**Lazro: Oh, and hey... could you keep an eye out for him? And, if you find him, could you tell him that I'm looking for him?**

**Iala: I guess, but I really don't know what he looks like, baby.**

**Lazro: ... Neither do I.**

**Iala: Yeah ok gr8 m8 8/8**

**Lazro: I... guess I didn't really think this through.**

**Iala: Whatever. I guess if you want me to look for him I can keep my eye out for some dude with a stick.**

**Lazro: Alright, thanks.**

**Iala: \*coos softly\***

**Lazro: ...**

>Check broom closet

You enter the nearby broom closet which exists because yes and stuff and whatnot.

>>What do we have here?

Revelian is sleeping in a pile of janitorial equipment, apparently still suffering the effects of Poisonshot's sleep arrow.

**Iala: Hehe....**

>>What Iala no-

A blue pony woman emerges from the shadows. She looks at you and smiles warmly.

**Luna: Hi, Iala! If you so much as touch him, I'm going to fucking kill you! <3**

The mischief that you obviously had planned suddenly seems like a bad idea.

>>Negotiate

**Iala: Ok, hey, at least let me mess around with the top a bit.**

Luna proceeds to open fire on you. You run away laughing your ass off under your breath.

>Talk to Lazro again.

You proceed to ~~consult~~ talk to ~~your associate~~ Lazro for the ~~fourtieth fucking time in the past twenty minutes~~ second time.

**Lazro: Hey Iala, what was with all that loud noise and weapons firing?**

**Iala: Pretty sure it was Luna.**

**Lazro: Luna? Why's she going all berserk like that?**

**Iala: \*Shrugs\* Fuck if I know.**

**Lazro: Huh... Well, I'm going to keep looking for my ancestor.**

**Iala: Ok.**

>Go look around in the corner.

You proceed to go check out a random corner of the room and come across the one that has canonical significance.

>>What have we here?

Jast is lying in a pile of strange meats and some gold coins and jewels, still passed out from earlier.

**Iala: Hehe~~**

>>Iala seriously stop-

An unfamiliar ghost suddenly arises from behind the pile of things Jast is lying on. She appears to be a blue-haired gridmask girl.

**???: Hello, Jast's cousin! If you lay a finger on him, I'm going to fucking kill you! <3**

You proceed to flip the bird at her.

>>Inquire

**Iala: Who the hell are you, anyways?**

**???: I'm just someone who happens to know Jast... You can can me Cobalt.**

**Iala: And hey, where did all this gold stuff come from?**

**Cobalt: I put it on there myself. I mean, I wouldn't want to be lying out cold on a pile of PNC\* meat.**

**Iala: Yeah ok but wouldn't the gold coins hurt to lay down on??**

**Cobalt: ... Well, I guess.**

**Iala: Right and that's a wonderful idea. Where did you even get all that gold anyway?**

**Cobalt: I just had it on me.**

**Iala: Huh, you just don't really look like you have that many places to hide things.**

**Cobalt: You'd be surprised. I'm actually really good at hiding things on my person.**

**Iala: I can see, but I think I know where you're keeping all your loot.**

>>Reveal Cobalt's secret valuables hiding place

Iala untucked Cobalt's shirt and watched as a schetload of valuables came pouring out.

**Iala: Yeah see I knew it'd be right here and and WOAAAAAAAAAAH THAT IS JUST A FORTUNE OF GOLD I BET I CAN MAKE A FORT WITH ALL OF THIS AND IMAGINE MYSELF AS A ROYAL HIGHBLOOD AND- oh wait, I am.**

**Cobalt: H-HEY PUT THAT DOWN NOW I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PICK ALL THAT UP AND IT'S GOING TO BE TEDIOUS.**

This exploit continues for a while until pretty much all the treasurestuffs spill out onto the floor. It's an outstanding amount and anyone who could see the pile and know where it came from would probably think that Cobalt was harboring some sort of dimensional portal to hold all of the valuables. Is this true? Who knows.

**Cobalt: Thanks for making them all spill out onto the floor. Now would you put my shirt down?**

Iala was too busy lifting Cobalt's shirt up to be paying attention.

>>Iala why-

Iala is know knocked out because obvious reasons. ESTMMotRS,b goes over and eats the dream talk bubble over her head.

/End Ialastory

>Dream.

**???: Revelian... Wake up, Revelian...**

**Revelian: ... ?**

Revelian opens his eye to see a figure standing in front of him, with several cool scenes of violent animu crap happening behind him. The figure appears to be a hefty, balding grid mask with a large nose.

**Revelian: Who are you?**

**???: I am your sword... the spirit of the Muramusa-Willis.**

Revelian then attempts to slash Bruce Willis with his sword, though Bruce is somehow able to dodge his attacks.

**Willis: S... stop it, please-Willis!**

Revelian does not stop and continues to slash wildly.

**Willis: Stop it and just let me talk-Willis!**

Revelian whacks Bruce in the head with the hilt of his sword.

**Revelian: Where am I? I'm going back...**

**Willis: This is my space... it's the Willis space-Willis! You may never again leave here-Willis! You will forever be placed in several smaller pieces where nobody can tell whether they're good or not-Willis. What's more, I don't weigh 10 kilos... I weigh 16 kilos, no doubt about it-Willis!**

**Revelian: What the--**

**Willis: With me, you shall do so many things. Like wading around the Nakatomi building. Or saving some fat guy mafia dude... who was voiced by Genda Tesshou, with a katana. Or you and Steve Buscemi can destroy the meteorite... and get a ton of golden-raspberry awards for your trouble-Willis. Or you can be with that freaky kid with the long name that saw all those ghosts. Or with me. You could catch Milla Jovovitch as she falls from high up!**

Bruce was then decapitated.

**???: He was a fraud, that was a close one. You have to be cautious of traitors, especially during winter nights. I'm the real spirit on your sword. But you should be waking up soon, Luna and the others are waiting...**

[Insert more carppy movie references here.]

/End Revelianstory

>Run to the nearest pizza.

**Samuel: Mine!**

>Let your predatory instinct get the better of you.

You proceed to eat the carp out of the pizza and leave no survivors.

**Poisonshot: DEAD IT IS DEAD THAT IS THE END OF THE PIZZA.**

Now that you are *somewhat* satisfied by this meal, you decide to consult your associate.

**Samuel: Yo Ecast!**

**Ecast: Hm?**

**Samuel: Go get me the costume of doom. Heh heh heh.**

In no time, Samuel is in a Zachary costume.

**Samuel: Ohlohloh. Top lel. Social medias. PSI Starstorm. Pet stonks. Co-owns IDC.**

**Zach: Ok Sam what the fuck.**

**Samuel: I'm you for this Muerteween you piece of chip.**

> Leave.

You pick a stray vegetable off yet another pizza slice and throw it somewhere. Blasphemy! You then run to somewhere else so you don't get caught in case the onion layer hit someone...

...And promptly bump into Shrek.

**Shrek: ONIONS. HAVE. LAYERS.**

Shrek menacingly approaches Samuel. Samuel backs away.

**Samuel: I'M SORRY I'M SORRY OGRELORD I WILL NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER DO THAT!**\*faste\*

Samuel gets away 'cause Ecast.

**Shrek: DONKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-**
But no one gives a shet about conversations.

Kwik suddenly drops her cup of drink.

Kwik: Fuck I dropped my drink.

420 cops then show up and shoot Kwik to death repeatedly.

Linthe: NUUUUUUUUUUUOUOUOUOOUUOUOUOUOUOUUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUO(continues)

Mune: ouo

Samuel: i cant believe shes finally gone....

Poisonshot: DEAD SHE IS DEAD THAT IS THE END OF KWIK

eddos

Revelian then wakes up from the broom closet~~, has lots of sex with Umbra cause~~, eats all of the cops repeatedly, and then beats Poisonshot to death with a cucumber.

Kwik: I am no longer dead somehow.

Samuel: Oh okay.

And no one ever talked about it again. /thend

## cahpthre tree - demmes stahp meking schtoopid ehdets

WE HAVE NOT GOTTEN THAT FAR. NO CAKE FOR YOU.

Haru: in this story i am the best chara

*Delinius magically appearifies*

Delinius: No you're not \*slaps Haru with his BOOK\*

Haru: wTF wHY

Delinius: Shaddap, you are still a nonexistent being-

*Delinius diappearifies*

Haru: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuck this i'm done

Nothin hapen hear.

Revelian: \*banhammers haru\*

*Delinius briefly reappearifies*

Delinius: Well that was surprising there. You deserve cake, but I don't have any- WAIT WHAT'S THIS CAKE DOING HERE- oh well here you go! Cya! \*diappearifies self\*

Achievement get: 'CAKE!!!1!'

Mori: \*unbanhammers Haru for some reason\* Hello, Haru.

Kwik: ... Why the hell are you here?

Haru: im an opften person here don't u see me in chat all the time dude

Haru: anyway im here 2 basically b w/ moir now and bee important 2 the plot k thnk

Mori: Alright, that sounds fine.

Haru has joined Mori's party!!!

Haru: whk

Jast then wakes up ~~and beats Poisonshot to death with a cucumber~~.

Delinius: \*Appear\* Hai Jast. Anyway... I happened to have these \*summons a gogly hueg pile of cakes on a table\* and I thought I'd drop them off here. What was that meat pile about anyway? Nevermind that, I need to go get my next truckload of burritos right now. Cya! \*Diappearifies for the ~~fortieth fucking time in twenty minutes~~ third time in three minutes\*

Jast: Does anyone have an idea why he keeps appearing?

Mori: No. But that's not important right now.

*Delinius now walks in through a door because inconvenience.*

Delinius: Sorry for the weird happenings. I'm not sure what's gotten hold of me lately. Since I'm here now, is there anything I can help you with?

Haru: hey do you know the state bird of new york? it's the one you flip olol,

Delinius: Sorry for slapping you, okay? I'm cursed with this stupid erratic part of my soul and I try extremely hard to control it.

Jast: Tell me about it.

Delinius: Lels so I heard yes.

Cobalt: Oh hi I am still a character

Jast: ... Cobalt?!

And then a canny reunion scene and everyone claps and cries and stuph.

HEARTFELT REUNION X1 COMBO

Delinius: Jast, Cobalt.. I don't know if you'd like it, but could I make you happy with a small cake?

Cobalt: Nah, thanks.

Jast: Why give us cake in the first place, anyway?

Delinius: Well... Jast's remark "Tell me about it" has caused a sudden instance of sympathy for him in my soul. \*Takes a burrito from nowhere\* That's basically why.

Cobalt: That's nice, but you shouldn't.

Delinius: Okay (saves me getting even *more* cake, at least). If nobody minds, I'm going to go look for some people among the ghost crowd.

Kwik: Go ahead.

Delinius leaves the area with Jast and Cobalt and walks among the ghosts.

And then Zaion shows up.

Zaion: hello mister decurro.

Jast: Ahah who-

Zaion: i feel that the fact of who i am is unimportant though what matters is that you come with me now.

Jast: ... Ah, whatever. Lead the way, stranger.

Zaion: i know that moriam would find you beneficial to her quest and as an aide to her in this quest i am seeking to give her these benefits by presenting you.

Jast: Lol whatever you say, weird grey lady.

Cobalt: Heh...

Jast: Whazzit?

Cobalt: It's just funny, how you act the same way around people as you had when I first met you. Even when you've been around other people more than long enough to understand them, you still act like a huge dork in social situations.

Mori: Zaion?

Zaion: hello again moriam i have found others who are willing to join you and i on the quest which i had brought up earlier.

Mori: Alright...

ZAION, JAST, AND COBALT HAVE JOINED MORI'S PARTY!

Meanwhile...

> Find ancestors

Delinius: Now how do I find my ancestors in this crowd...

> Talk to random 'ghost'

Delinius: Hey, how are you?

Ghost: I'm fine. This party is pretty cool. Do you know what the hell that big scary angry thing is?

Delinius: Don't worry about him, he doesn't do bad stuff. Have you seen anyone that looks like they could be family of mine?

Ghost: Hmm... Try that bearded guy with the long hair. He looks a bit like you...

Delinius: Alright, thanks!

> Follow advice from ghostthingamajig

Delinius walks towards said bearded ghost.

Bearded man: What ye be wanting?

Delinius: I'm sorry, I be lookin' for some family of mine.

Bearded man: You think *I* am relaeted to ye?

Delinius: Just a guess...

Bearded man: You do seem familiar to the bloek that had something with me sister...

Delinius: Oh but that be interesting.

???: Excuse me. Can I help you?

Bearded man: Speaking of the devil.

Delinius turns around and sees... No, that is not possible. He faces someone nearly identical to him, save that he looks more like he's a king of sorts.

Delinius: Eh, who *are* you? How come I look too much like you?

???: I can tell you this: if it wasn't for me, we wouldn't be having this conversation.

The bearded ghost turns his attention to something else.

Delinius: So... Wait, you're *Dwin*. But how is this happening here? How are you appearing here? I was fighting off-

Dwin: That's a different reality, one someone banished you to but not the one you need to be in... I need you here. These 'ghosts' aren't real.

Delinius: Okay, but surely you know my ancestry?

Dwin: There isn't any, other than that your entire family descends from me.

Delinius: Wait, so I'm...

Dwin: A descendant. You are more important than the whole rest of them, though.

Delinius: But who was my mother, in that case?

Dwin: Her name was Lea and she was the prettiest, cleverest woman I've ever seen. But we are drifting off. Find Kwik.

Delinius: I just left them but okay, I guess.

Dwin: Kwik is gathering people to look into the issue, now go \*pushes Delinius back in the direction of Jast, Mori and ze other people\*.

> Do what Dwin said

Delinius: Hello, guys.

Kwik: back already?

Delinius: I heard you were gathering people for something.

Kwik: yes, why?

Delinius: I'm coming with you if that's okay.

Mori: Uh, okay. If that's what you want.

DELINIUS HAS JOINED MORI'S PARTY!

Haru is in the IDC building, with everyone else.

Delinius: When will Rev come back?

Haru: \*shots Delinius\*

[Some sort of Haru attack] did 3833 damage!

[Other sort of Haru attack] did 42069 damage!

Delinius: Ughnoffuu...\*dies\*

Haru: \*takes [weapon things] out of Delinius' body\* Perfect. \*leaves\*

Now, back to teh sheninagans.

Dwin: AFIOHEOIHIOWHOIBIOBRIO RYU FORM ACTIVATED!

Dwin: FFFFUUUUUUUUUU COME BACK YOU

## Chapter fore - raeging ryu dwin(r(parrish))

ololo do you get the reference to the last story,,,,

Dwin (Raeging Ryu): SOMEONE GET THAT PIECE OF **chip** BACK HERE

Jast: Stop yelling please.

Delinius: \*absorbs raeging and revives\* Calm down. I'll incineraet him if you let me.

Kwik: Wait how are you alive again.

Delinius: You are suddenly no longer dead somehow. So I am as well.

Haru: \*teleported back because ryudwin and yes and bad idea\* wTF whAT is hapening. \*shots Dwin\*

Dwin took 258206 damage! Dwin was slain!

Dwin: \*comes back to life for some reason\*

Haru: wTF- \*slain and then un-slain because reasons\*

And everyone forgets about it. </ryudwin>

And then tabbers.

* Zaion
* Jast
* Samuel

>Surprise encounter with Kwik

**Zaion: hello there kao.**

**Kwik: Oh, hello... Uh, Zaion, was it?**

**Zaion: yes.**

**Kwik: 'Allo, then**

**Zaion: kao it has come to my attention that you have also become a part of the memory creature phenomenon that has come about.**

**Kwik: Er, what? You mean I'm like these other ghost-things that've been roamin' around here?**

**Zaion: yes this is indeed the case i believe that you do remember the earlier scene where you were shot by four hundred and twenty police men because you had accidentally dropped your beverage and the container that held it right?**

**Kwik: Clear as day, mate**

**Zaion: and i believe it is clear that directly afterwards you had come alive again for what appeared to be no discernible cause and it was not mentioned after.**

**Kwik: Yeah, that's what happen'd**

**Zaion: well i have come to the conclusion that you had been revived suddenly by the same spell that brought about me however if this is true then you were not at all revived but only brought about into existence as a dead creature who exists through parts of the memories of the living.**

**Kwik: Er, really? But I kind of remember everything about myself in clear detail**

**Zaion: i have concluded that this is because you were alive when the spell was cast therefore your memories were taken into your creation.**

**Kwik: Cool story, m8**

**Zaion: yes i agree that this is in fact a cool story.**

**Kwik: Alright then, I best be off now**

**Zaion: good bye kao.**

>Encounter with Samuel

**Samuel: Wait a minute this wasn't in my part.**

**Samuel: Also I was Zach remember?**

**Samuel: That's better.**

>Remember the dream you had earlier.

In Jast's dream ~~he is the star. it's him.~~...

**???: Jast... Wake up, Jast...**

**Jast: ... ?**

Jast opens his eye to see a figure standing in front of him, with several cool scenes of kiddy animu crap happening behind him. The figure appears to be a fat, big-nosed gridmask in some sort of genie costume.

**???: Jast, I am the spirit of your Anchor, the Regulus.**

**Jast: ... ... ...**

Jast proceeded to run and scream and cry.

**Reguluspirit: Wait! Stop! I have something important to tell you!**

>Be the Samuel.

You are The Sam, the very best like no one ever was. You are actually the Zach, mind you.

**Samuel: I sure wish something fun would happen.**

**Samuel: \*clears throat\***

**Samuel: OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!**

**Samuel: ...**

**Samuel: Oh wait nevermind I can just make my own thinder lol.**

Samuel uses weather powers  to summon thinder. It strikes right next to Poisonshot, startling him into summoning his own thinder.

**Poisonshot: MAKE EMPATHY!**

The weather suddenly becomes dark and very cloudy. Dun dun dunnnnnnn.
And suddenly a gigantic meteor hit and killed the story.

THEND.

-rparrish