Raise The Roof

**Raise The Roof** is the two-hundred forty-third webisode in the KateModern video series. It is also the eighty-eighth video of season two.

**Raise The Roof** is the four-hundred sixty-sixth video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It is also the fifty-sixth video of season three.

## Transcript

(*The camera shows a sign on the wall reading "WELCOME TO LONDON JONAS". Cut to Lee attempting to hang an American flag on the wall. Cut to Lee shooting a party popper at the camera*.)

**Lauren:** No, Lee!

(*Cut to Lee blowing up a balloon. Lauren smiles at him. Cut to Lee putting on his guitar sunglasses. Cut to Lauren doing shots with a party guest. Various shots of the party guests enjoying themselves are shown. Lauren turns the camera on herself*.)

**Lauren:** This is gonna be great! And he's almost here!

(*The doorbell rings*.)

**Lee:** It might be Jonas! Quick! Quick! Quick! (*Runs excitedly to the door*.)

**Sophie:** Darling, open the door.

(*Lee opens the door and grins at Sophie*.)

**Lee:** Hi, Sophie.

**Sophie:** Hey.

(*Lee leans in to give her a kiss and then pulls away*.)

**Lee:** Oh, sorry. (*Sophie laughs*.) Okay, um... (*Leans in to kiss Sophie and they bump heads*.) You alright?

**Sophie:** Yeah.

(*Lauren laughs at Lee and Sophie. Cut to the guests partying. Lauren wipes off the lens and talks to the camera*.)

**Lauren:** We've got everything ready now; all we need now is the man himself!

**Lee:** I can hear someone at the door! Quick, everyone! It might be him! It might be him! Quick!

**Lauren:** Let's go! Quick!

(*Cut to Lee opening the door. Everyone else surprise to Charlie as the door opens. Charlie looks around confused*.)

**Charlie:** Hey.

**Lee:** False alarm, everyone. Just Charlie. Let's go back.

**Charlie:** Lauren, that chat we had yesterday? We agreed.

**Lauren:** Chillax, Charlie! We're just, you know, blowing off some steam. Forget about the stress.

(*Cut to everyone drinking. Charlie sits on the couch looking bored. Steve is sitting in the corner, looking bored as well. Cut to Lauren dancing*.)

**Lee:** It's him, he's here! He's here! Quick, look, it's Jonas! Woohoo!

(*Everyone cheers as Jonas appears in the hallway*.)

**Jonas:** Wow. Thank you.

(*Cut to Lauren filling up a cup with punch*.)

**Lauren:** Jonas, got your self some punch? (*Hands the cup to Jonas*.)

**Jonas:** Uh... Thank you. Bottoms up, I guess.

(*Looks around nervously and drinks the punch. Cut to Lee messing with the CD player. Cut to various scenes of people partying. Jonas clinks his glass against the camera. Cut to Lee stuffing his face with cheese puffs. He gets sick, and runs off. Cut to Lauren dancing around, using streamers as pom-poms. Cut to Lee dancing as Sophie looks on. Cut to Lauren convincing everyone to do shots and she drinks with Jonas. Cut to two girls falling over drunk as Lauren dances by the window with her pom-poms. Cut to Jonas taking another shot and high-fiving Charlie. Steve looks on jealously. Cut to Lee talking with Jonas. Charlie drinks and looks over at Steve, who is staring at Jonas. Cut to Sophie shooting a party popper. It goes off in Lee's eye and he screams in pain*.)

**Sophie:** Did I just get you in the eye?

**Lee:** No. It's alright.

**Sophie:** Oh, I did, didn't I? I'm really sorry!

**Lee:** No, you didn't. You didn't.

(*Cut to Sophie nursing Lee's eye in the kitchen*.)

**Sophie:** It stings? (*Lee grins at her*.) I'm sorry. I kind of ruined your eye.

(*Cut to Steve looking bored as the party guests talk*.)

**Lauren:** Where's Charlie?

**Steve:** Uh, I think she's in the toilet.

(*Lauren walks to the bathroom. She turns the camera on herself as she turns the corner slyly. She opens the bathroom door to find Jonas and Charlie in the bathtub laughing*.)

**Charlie:** Don't.

**Jonas:** (*Notices Lauren*.) Oh! Lauren! Come on in. (*Lauren laughs*.) Lauren, come on over here!

(*Lauren leaves, giggling to the camera. She walks back into the living room, looks at Steve, and grabs a cheese popper from the table. She walks over to Steve and throws the cheese popper at his head. Steve looks up, confused*.)

**Lauren:** She's trying to make you jealous... Poor Steve! Stevey, Stevey, Stevey! Aww...

(*Steve gets up, annoyed, and walks to the bathroom. Charlie and Jonas are seen leaning in to kiss each other*.)

**Steve:** Jonas?

(*Jonas pulls sheepishly away from Charlie*.)

**Jonas:** Yeah? (*Steve walks into the bathroom and glares at Jonas*.) What?

**Steve:** Can I have a word?

**Jonas:** Uh, can it wait?

**Steve:** No, it can't.

(*Jonas sighs and Steve leaves*.)

**Jonas:** I will be right back, alright? I will be right back.

(*Charlie smiles and Jonas stumbles out of the bathtub. He meets Steve in the hallway*.)

**Jonas:** What?

(*Steve leads Jonas into Charlie's bedroom*.)

**Steve:** You're totally wasted! Today we're another day away from finding Bree's killer. What, you're just gonna piss it all away?

**Jonas:** What? Wha-What are you saying, Steve? That I'm wasting my time here? Is that what you're trying to tell me?

**Steve:** Did you come here for a mission, or did you come here to party? When are we gonna get down to business?

**Jonas:** Come on, Steve... (*Starts leaving, but he's stopped by Steve*.) Get off of-

**Steve:** Van Helden's behind this! You know it, I know it! It was him that paid for the hit. You know that! We're just gonna let him stop us finding the Elder? Are we?

**Jonas:** (*Puts his hand on Steve's shoulder*.) You're right. We gotta go. (*Grabs his coat*.) You're right.

(*Steve leads the way to the front door of the flat*.)

**Steve:** Let's do this.

**Jonas:** (*Turns to Lauren*.) Tell Charlie I said "bye."

(*Jonas leaves with Steve. Cut to Lauren walking into the living room. She sits next to Charlie*.)

**Lauren:** So, Charlie-Chaz... Hots for Jonas?

(*Charlie glares at Lauren. Lauren makes kissing noises at Charlie and she pushes the camera away*.)

**Charlie:** No way!

**Lauren:** Or maybe you're just trying to make Steve jealous.

(*Charlie glares at Lauren and smiles. Cut to Lauren lying on the couch. She pans over to see Charlie and Lee cleaning. She then turns the camera on herself and smiles*.)

**Lauren:** And so, day sixteen of the cleanup carnage... A good time had by all. One Yank welcomed and dispatched. And Anglo-American relations begin. (*Pans to Charlie and Lee cleaning*.) Hey, Charlie? The disc? The one from the bunker, you know, with Michelle talking funny-talk? I didn't tell him about it. You reckon I should?

**Charlie:** No, don't worry about it.

**Lauren:** But it could help him.

**Charlie:** Look, it's not gonna help, okay? Can you just turn that off and, like, help me clean up the puke that's in the bathroom? (*Lee makes a disgusted face*.) Seriously? Now.

(*Lee continues cleaning and Lauren turns the camera back on herself. She sighs and rolls her eyes before putting down the camera*.)