Biserker

**Debut** | TBA

**Biserker** is the Simplicitrix/Stabilized Simplicitrix's DNA sample of a Tieípetovouválistongiotou Ótanéfygegiatokolégio Vónasos from the planet Nósostontrelónageládon-XÆA XII.

## Appearance

Biserker is a large muscular bison-like alien covered with shaggy fur that are colored three different shades of brown, with the darkest shade on his head and backside, over the biceps of his front legs, and on the tip of his tail, the medium shade on the shoulders and shins of his front legs, and most of his underbelly, and the lightest shade on his chest, while his rear end, back legs, and the upper half of his tail are completely barren with desaturated brown skin underneath. The fur on his face is braided into a viking-like beard, while a green tuft of hair extends from the top of his head into similar braids. Biserker features large white horns that house his eyes, colored bright red with fractured black irises and red irises, jagged white teeth, and dark gray cloven hooves.

Biserker wears the Simplicitrix on his groin.

## Powers

* Biserker has rage magic, manipulating, inducing, and channeling the emotion of pure unadulterated primal anger in order to manipulate the berserker transformations of others, such as Serenum Modicum Dracos, Berzerktylas, and Bosfites, influence the combat prowess of himself and others, such as ignore and defy any feelings of pain and discomfort for as long as he resumes fighting through it, and rampage throughout his environment without the slightest disregard towards his actions, thus preventing them from slowing him down or making him second guess himself. Through his near-indomitable anger, Biserker can enter into a berserker transformation of his own, keeping it perpetually fueled and empowered through his magical abilities.
* Biserker can bestow and remove possession immunities through locking and unlocking access towards one's soul using his rage manipulation, thereby preventing them from being spiritually controlled through external forces, such as Ectonurites, Ielestetws, and Umbrises, through sheer fury and rage alone.
* Biserker can generate demonic energy in order to threateningly intimidate and scare off divine entities, benevolent beings, and smaller creatures from his presence, preventing them from annoying him.
* Biserker can adapt towards rocky terrains, increasing his maneuverability and navigation in order to successfully take advantage of them in the most effective way possible.
* Biserker has enhanced strength, durability, endurance, speed, and mobility, capable of charging at high speeds.
* Biserker has sharp horns and hooves.
* Biserker is immune towards the calming presence of other species, such as Hydrocessabit Faveochaerises, Aşkktirndinisevs, Taiyokeiyus, and Tinctineateras.

## Weaknesses

* Biserker's extreme rage, anger-based magic, and immunity towards calming abilities makes him an incredibly difficult transformation to instinctually control, completely lacking any sort of sensibility nor patience, and once he is properly riled up, the only way that one can effectively wear him down is to forcing him to overexert himself and deplete his stamina.
* Biserker's charging rushes through his superhuman speed have difficulty allowing him to change direction and stop himself crashing due to his sheer heft.
* Biserker's sharp horns can be accidentally impaled deep within a surface and immobilize him through his inability to remove them, which combined with the awkward placement of his eyes, can potentially limit his field of view and confuse him as a result, which in turn can cause his anger to flare up and result in collateral damage with him using brute force to free himself.

## Etymology

* Biserker is a play on "bison" and "berserker."
* Biserker's species name is the Greek translation of "what did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? bison"
* Biserker's planet name is a play on "nósos ton trelón ageládon," the Greek translation of "mad cow disease," and "X Æ A-12," the actual first name of Elon Musk's youngest son, with the roman numeral "XII" substituting for the number 12.

## Trivia

* Biserker was drawn by Shark.
* Biserker was thought up in a dream where Blake battles a shapeshifting demonic Elon Musk with the same photo-negative filter as the villain Negative Man from *Spider-Man*, who uses the transformation against her usages of ReDoubt, although incorrectly referred to as Embird and uniquely being able to bestow others with possession immunities, Goop, and a hypothetical Ultimate Mirror, Mirror, who instead transforms himself into a reflection of everyone else's worst thoughts about a specific person, and is inevitably defeated after a two-hour-long *SpongeBob* time card of Ostrush kicking him in his hyper-realistic penis.
	+ Some of Biserker's secondary abilities are adapted from the dream, with his demonic energy generation referencing the demon specifically using him, his possession immunity bestowal and removal coming from ReDoubt's exclusive ability, and his enhanced speed being the only ability that he actually displays outside of his berserker rage, enough to rival Ostrush's own. Biserker's planet name etymology references Elon Musk himself, while his Simplicitrix symbol placement alludes to his dream demon version's inevitable defeat.
	+ Biserker marks the third transformation to originate from a dream, after Ostrush and Tongue Twister.