Telescope/Quotes

These are all the quotes from Telescope in *Animated Inanimate Battle*.

## An Ice Beginning

“Oh, we won’t.” - Telescope to Salami

“Yeah, but can you please put me down?” - Telescope to Brick

“This feels.. Wrong” - Telescope to Brick

“H-Hey, stop it! That tickles! Hey!!” - Telescope to Brick

“STOP IT!!” - Telescope to Brick

## Smarter & Boulder

“Guys, come on! Team 2 just finished and Team 4 is halfway up the mountain now!” - Telescope to His Team (Excluding Bone)

“Forget the plans and let’s just start moving!” - Telescope to His Team (Excluding Bone)

“Oh, right. I keep forgetting. Let me deal with this.” - Telescope to Salami about Bone

“Look, Oodle says all team members need to participate so… y’know…” - Telescope to Bone

“That’s right. Luckily, you’re possibly the most important facet of this operation.” - Telescope to Bone

“Yup, you see, the rest of us’ll be pushing the boulder but due to air resistance, there’s gonna be a bunch of stray air particles brushing past the boulder as we push. But that’s where YOU come in!” - Telescope to Bone

“You’ll be pushing twenty feet BEHIND the boulder, pushing those stray air particles back at us allowing us to travel even faster up the mountain!” - Telescope to Bone

“I used to be Nabla’s partner. Trust me, it’s accurate.” - Telescope to Bone

“That’ll keep him off our backs.” - Telescope to Salami about Bone

## Get A Grip

“So who will be our operator? And where’s Bo- ugh no, I just made the connection.” - Telescope to Oodle

“You know what’s not fair? Oodle saddling us with you!” - Telescope to Bone

“Right, whatever. Where’s our prize?” - Telescope to Oodle

“Sure, whatever. Now where’s Oodle with out prize?” - Telescope to Bone

“Nah.” - Telescope to Salami

## Fartists

“You know, it’s weird. For banana bread I’m not smelling any bananas.” - Telescope to Brick and Teabag

“Team 3. We’re here to form a dumb alliance that probably won’t last.” - Telescope to Hanger, Chalk and Sock

“This is Farty we’re talking about, right?” - Telescope to Oodle

“Ugh, jeez, what’s happening now?” - Telescope about Mitten and Recycling Bin bickering

“Woah woah woah! Hey wait, hang on! Bone already won the last challenge. Can’t we just let someone else do it?” - Telescope to Nine, Salami, and Teabag

## Sun Blocked

“He is? This is Bone, right? We have a restraining order against him, don’t forget!” - Telescope to Nine and the rest of Team 3

“Ohoho, right! I’m sure he did all those things BY HIMSELF.” - Telescope to Team 3, indirectly about Red Eyes

“Let’s fine this sun piece, yeah good buddy?” - Telescope to Bone

“[I found the sun piece it’s]…over by the beach! Yes! That was me, I found it.” - Telescope to Team 3

“We have to get there before Team 1 does! Come on!” - Telescope to Team 3

“You all stay put! Even you, Bone! I’ve got this one!” - Telescope to Team 3

“Heh. Nice bit, Blanket. Now climb down before you hurt yourself…” - Telescope to Blanket

“Huh. Or what?” - Telescope to Blanket

“Suddenly everyone wants to change, huh? The shy doe wants to be outspoken!” - Telescope to Blanket

“Rules be damned! Forget restraining orders, right?!” - Telescope to Blanket (Implied at Bone)