1st Anniversary (Noa)/Episode

— **Cute New Students**

**Yoba Academy, Courtyard**

 **Ibuki:**Wow...**Ibuki**: Wow...

 **Ibuki:**I can't believe we're third years now.**Ibuki**: I can't believe we're third years now.

 **Towa:**I know, right? Without all the upperclassmen, the school feels kinda empty now.**Towa**: I know, right? Without all the upperclassmen, the school feels kinda empty now.

 **Ibuki:**Yeah, even if it shouldn't feel that way. We had plenty of new students coming in.**Ibuki**: Yeah, even if it shouldn't feel that way. We had plenty of new students coming in.

 **Towa:**That means only one year until we graduate. Except for Saki-chan, she gets another year!**Towa**: That means only one year until we graduate. Except for Saki-chan, she gets another year!

 **Towa:**What kind of second year do you wanna have, Saki-chan?**Towa**: What kind of second year do you wanna have, Saki-chan?

 **Saki:**Myself? One like Noa-san's, Ibuki-san's or Towa-san's, I suppose. That is the second year I hope for.**Saki**: Myself? One like Noa-san's, Ibuki-san's or Towa-san's, I suppose. That is the second year I hope for.

 **Towa:**Ooh, did you hear that Noa? Saki-chan just gave the cutest answer! ...Noa?**Towa**: Ooh, did you hear that Noa? Saki-chan just gave the cutest answer! ...Noa?

 **Noa:**...**Noa**: ...

 **Towa:**W-What's wrong with you, Noa? I expected you to be shouting at the sky, all "Aah! Saki-chan's so cute!"**Towa**: W-What's wrong with you, Noa? I expected you to be shouting at the sky, all "Aah! Saki-chan's so cute!"

 **Ibuki:**True, she's too quiet. Something has to be wrong with her.**Ibuki**: True, she's too quiet. Something has to be wrong with her.

 **Saki:**Are you feeling unwell, Noa-san?**Saki**: Are you feeling unwell, Noa-san?

 **Noa:**Huh? Well, in the springtime...**Noa**: Huh? Well, in the springtime...

 **Ibuki:**Springtime? What about it?**Ibuki**: Springtime? What about it?

 **Noa:**Spring is the season for new encounters!**Noa**: Spring is the season for new encounters!

 **Towa:**W-What are you talking about?**Towa**: W-What are you talking about?

 **Noa:**Spring is the season for new encounters! New students! I can't wait to see the new cuties!**Noa**: Spring is the season for new encounters! New students! I can't wait to see the new cuties!

 **Saki:**B-Beg your pardon?**Saki**: B-Beg your pardon?

 **Towa:**Guess she's back to the same old Noa.**Towa**: Guess she's back to the same old Noa.

 **Ibuki:**\*sigh\* To think, we were worried over her.**Ibuki**: \*sigh\* To think, we were worried over her.

 **Noa:**Think of it! Fresh faces in their school uniforms, still too big since they haven't grown into them!**Noa**: Think of it! Fresh faces in their school uniforms, still too big since they haven't grown into them!

 **Noa:**Their awkwardness at a new environment's so cute! New classrooms, new teachers, and finally! Going from being upperclassmen to the new kids!**Noa**: Their awkwardness at a new environment's so cute! New classrooms, new teachers, and finally! Going from being upperclassmen to the new kids!

 **Towa:**Ibuki. Ibuki? You gotta stop her now.**Towa**: Ibuki. Ibuki? You gotta stop her now.

 **Ibuki:**Me? You're more used to dealing with her. You gotta have some ideas.**Ibuki**: Me? You're more used to dealing with her. You gotta have some ideas.

 **Towa:**What? Me? W-Well...**Towa**: What? Me? W-Well...

 **Saki:**I believe in you, Towa-san! You can do this!**Saki**: I believe in you, Towa-san! You can do this!

 **Towa:**Guess I gotta, with Saki-chan rooting for me. Oh, I know! I have a great idea!**Towa**: Guess I gotta, with Saki-chan rooting for me. Oh, I know! I have a great idea!

 **Ibuki:**Really? What is it?**Ibuki**: Really? What is it?

 **Towa:**But I'll need your help to do this, Saki-chan.**Towa**: But I'll need your help to do this, Saki-chan.

 **Saki:**Me?**Saki**: Me?

 **Towa:**Yeah, you. When I give the signal... \*whispers\***Towa**: Yeah, you. When I give the signal... \*whispers\*

 **Saki:**Beg your pardon? I am afraid I do not understand.**Saki**: Beg your pardon? I am afraid I do not understand.

 **Towa:**Just do it! I'm counting on you, Saki-chan!**Towa**: Just do it! I'm counting on you, Saki-chan!

 **Saki:**V-Very well, then I shall do my best.**Saki**: V-Very well, then I shall do my best.

 **Towa:**Noa. Noa! I agree, the new students'll be cute.**Towa**: Noa. Noa! I agree, the new students'll be cute.

 **Noa:**I know, right?!**Noa**: I know, right?!

 **Towa:**That's your cue, Saki-chan.**Towa**: That's your cue, Saki-chan.

 **Saki:**Well, I suppose I must act now.**Saki**: Well, I suppose I must act now.

 **Saki:**\*tug\***Saki**: \*tug\*

 **Noa:**Saki-chan? What is it? Why'd you tug at my skirt like that?**Noa**: Saki-chan? What is it? Why'd you tug at my skirt like that?

 **Towa:**Don't you get it, Noa?! That's all Saki-chan can do to get your attention!**Towa**: Don't you get it, Noa?! That's all Saki-chan can do to get your attention!

 **Noa:**Get my attention? Saki-chan?**Noa**: Get my attention? Saki-chan?

 **Towa:**Exactly! Look at those pleading eyes of hers! That's the most Saki-chan can do now!**Towa**: Exactly! Look at those pleading eyes of hers! That's the most Saki-chan can do now!

 **Towa:**Don't you see how sad you've made Saki-chan? She's trying to tell you "What about me," Noa! But here you are, ogling all the new students!**Towa**: Don't you see how sad you've made Saki-chan? She's trying to tell you "What about me," Noa! But here you are, ogling all the new students!

 **Saki:**Is, is that what I was doing?!**Saki**: Is, is that what I was doing?!

 **Noa:**You're saying my cutie, sweet little Saki-chan, was jealous that new students stole my attention?!**Noa**: You're saying my cutie, sweet little Saki-chan, was jealous that new students stole my attention?!

 **Towa:**How dare you put others in your heart before me!**Towa**: How dare you put others in your heart before me!

 **Noa:**I can't, this is too cute! Cutie overload! Oof.**Noa**: I can't, this is too cute! Cutie overload! Oof.

 **Ibuki:**You know that was Towa talking, right?**Ibuki**: You know that was Towa talking, right?

 **Towa:**Heh heh heh, and that was my plan all along! The spring weather's brought to full bloom, all the obsession with cuties in Noa's brain!**Towa**: Heh heh heh, and that was my plan all along! The spring weather's brought to full bloom, all the obsession with cuties in Noa's brain!

 **Ibuki:**That's a full bloom I could do without.**Ibuki**: That's a full bloom I could do without.

 **Towa:**Then, any stimulation would flood her mind. Overtaken by thoughts of cuties, it'd shut down!**Towa**: Then, any stimulation would flood her mind. Overtaken by thoughts of cuties, it'd shut down!

 **Towa:**That's done, now it's time for the outro.**Towa**: That's done, now it's time for the outro.

 **Ibuki:**The outro? To what?**Ibuki**: The outro? To what?

 **Towa:**That's how Noa going cutie berserk was stopped, before it could even begin. The end!**Towa**: That's how Noa going cutie berserk was stopped, before it could even begin. The end!