Episode 72: WWideas

**Video:**
1:01:28

**Video:**
wwideas.mp4

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## Episode Summary

Haven't we done an episode about ideas? Have we? Is this the same episode? What about when you have no ideas? A four four beat and more, bass and drums? I have no ideas. :/

## Notable Events

* Drew showed off his new Australian accent at the start of the episode.
* Drew did an ad for his side podcast ClayneCast.
* Josiah and Drew did a job interview, with Josiah interviewing Drew for the role. At the end of it, Josiah revealed that Drew did not get the job because they decided to go with another candidate who was less of a disgusting piece of shit in every possible way, someone who doesn't make everyone in the office retch from their smell and vibe.
* Josiah and Drew discussed that they previously had an idea for a podcast about bad Kickstarters and they pitched it to various podcast networks. One of those podcast networks had a man named Jesse Farrar working as the male secretary who was listening intently to them going over their pitch. Drew pointed out that bringing this up made them seem petty. Josiah mentioned their backup podcast idea at the time called *I Think He's Got Me Muted* where they talk about people who have them muted on Twitter, and the janitor at the podcast network office at the time was a young man named John Cullen.
	+ Note: It is currently unknown what Josiah and Drew were alluding to.
* Feeling spent by other people stealing all of their ideas and leaving them with none leftover, Josiah and Drew watched several videos at the same time, creating a musical collage effect similar to Episode 27: Why Do I Have Blue Eyes? as well as the video collage effect in Halloween Spooktacular Cameo Videos. They watched the following videos and engaged in the following activities:
	+ "Ambient Pad in E Major - C# minor".
	+ "120 BPM - ROCK - 4/4 Drum Track - Metronome - Drum Beat".
	+ "An Easy Guitar Solo in the Major Pentatonic Scale (Key of E)".
	+ "120 bpm loop".
	+ "ALTO SAX E Major Scale | Two Octaves SLOW".
	+ "No Idea (Acapella)". Josiah and Drew sang along periodically with this song.
	+ "Emotional Guitar solo in E Major".
	+ Drew played bass.
	+ "Squid Game (acapella)".
	+ "Dear Future Generations: Sorry".
	+ Drew played acoustic guitar.
	+ "Michele Weir – Scat Singing 1 (Rhythm, Syllables and Articulation)". Drew scatted.
	+ "Ballad in E major by Panos A.Arvanitis".
	+ "Red hot chili peppers,E major,jody mcrae vocals.".
	+ "Perfect Pitch E".
	+ "Bongo's Solo".
	+ "Blue Skies (vocal jazz / scatting) | Aryadna".
	+ "Earth is Closed Today!".
	+ "How High the Moon - Highline".
	+ "MAN vs EARTH".
	+ "Ron Powell Conga Solo".
	+ "ASMR 🥰😘Girlfriend teaches you how to kiss ~ ROLEPLAY #2 (Kissing sounds, mouth sounds & whispers)".
	+ "ASMR Voice Acting: Groovin' In The Kitchen [Singing] [Scatting] [F4F]".
	+ Rewatched "Ambient Pad in E Major - C# minor".
	+ Rewatched "No Idea (Acapella)".
	+ "The Dumpster Fire and the Garden, a story poem".
	+ "In the Studio with Giovanni Hidalgo (Conga Solo)".
	+ "Lauv - Breathe (Acapella)".
	+ "Sebastian Bohren - Violin Partita No. 3 in E Major, BWV 1006: I. Preludio".
	+ "Can We Auto-Correct Humanity?".
	+ "Kremer - Bach - Solo Partita No.3 in E Major - III. Gavotte en Rondeau".
	+ "In the LP Studio with Rakitha Ruwan".
	+ "Yehudi Menuhin plays JS Bach. Partita for solo violin No 3 in E major (Prelude)".
	+ "Itzhak Perlman: J.S. Bach - Partita in E major, BWV 1006".
	+ "Bach - Violin Partita no. 3 in E major BWV 1006 - Sato | Netherlands Bach Society".
	+ Rewatched "No Idea (Acapella)".
	+ "Where Do Ideas Come From".
	+ *Unknown conga solo video*
	+ "The man with no Idea~Poem".
	+ "SMOKE SOLO! DMV LEGEND! @Eclispe"
	+ "Paulie Lipman - "I Am Nothing I Thought I'd Ever Be By Now (And Have No Idea How I Got Here)"".
	+ "Oooh !!! Sound Effects All Sounds".
	+ Rewatched "Ambient Pad in E Major - C# minor".
	+ "P!nk - Just Give Me A Reason (Official Acapella)".
	+ "Scarlatti Sonata in E Major, K.380 | Tiffany Poon".
	+ Rewatched "No Idea (Acapella)".
	+ "TikTok Gen Z Leftists Explain Everything".
	+ "Trump complains about Scooby Doo".
	+ "Donald Trump beats the Elite Four - Trump Ketchum Impression by James Austin Johnson".
	+ "Trump Weird Al Rant".
	+ Rewatched *unknown conga solo video*
	+ "Larry Heather singing Street Church Style!".
	+ "Impersonating a President: Trump Says Go Home and Promises Lego Set, James Austin Johnson".
	+ "The Doors - Light My Fire (Studio Acapella / Vocals Only)".
	+ "Conga Solo".
	+ "Brothers Moving "Minnie The Moocher"".
	+ "White Kid Sing The Blues In Guitar Shop Like It's Nobody's Business!".
	+ Rewatched "Bongo's Solo".
	+ "Remo Djembe Solo (Contemporary) - Earth Demo".
	+ "Don Toliver - No Idea Acapella (Studio Quality)".
	+ Rewatched "Squid Game (acapella)".
	+ "10 Hours of Chainsaw".
	+ "10 Hours of Chainsaw".
	+ "10 Hours of Chainsaw".
	+ "10 Hours of Chainsaw".
	+ Rewatched "Ambient Pad in E Major - C# minor".
* Josiah and Drew discussed the Globe Hell Warning Patreon, Teespring merch store, and Instagram, and asked that people give them 5 star reviews on the Apple Store to help them out.

## Notable Quotes

### Josiah

* "Drew, every single day of your life in late capitalism is a motherfucking job interview, whether you like it or fucking not, and there's something about it that just makes me wanna fuckin' puke. But at the end of the day, if we're gonna be going through life doing job interview all time job interview, we could do uh preparation for life's job interview."
* "I think that Tinder is sort of a, if I'm not mistaken, a job interview for your pecker and if it will be uh drained by another human being."
* "Drew swipes left and he also wipes uh back to front. Constant UTIs on this guy. \*belch\*"
* [While interviewing Drew for the job] "What has been your greatest failure? ClayneCast."
* [While interviewing Drew for the job] "How would your best friend describe you? Not applicable."
* [While interviewing Drew for the job] "How would your enemy describe you? Which one. So many. There's too many."
* [While interviewing Drew for the job] "What is your favorite hobby? Jacking off."
* [While interviewing Drew for the job] "If you don't answer them quick enough, I *will* an-- that's the thing about job interviews. If you don't answer quick enough --"
* [While interviewing Drew for the job] "Can you describe your relationship with your family, how would you characterize it? And try not to cry. It's a job interview."
* [While interviewing Drew for the job] "What is the one tool you would search for to help survive a zombie apocalypse? Yeah, probably your own pecker. That's the one tool you're always searching for. It's always lost in a matted net of dreadlock pubic hair."
* [While interviewing Drew for the job] "How do you respond to criticism? Poorly."
* [While interviewing Drew for the job] "What five adjectives describe you best? Nasty, dumbass, fuck. It's a describing word. Stupid, nasty porno man, diarrhea-fucker."
* [While interviewing Drew for the job] "What is a character trait you would like to change about yourself, and why? Oh my God, where to begin."
* [While interviewing Drew for the job] "What is the biggest obstacle you currently face? Probably *your* face, I think."
* [In response to Drew saying his favorite place in the world is probably the toilet] "Why? Cause you fuck diarrhea."
* [While interviewing Drew for the job] "What is an injustice you've experienced and how did you overcome it? None, you're a white cis male. You cause injustice."
* [While interviewing Drew for the job] "What is the superpower you would like to have, and why? Probably seeing through clothes or something."
* [While interviewing Drew for the job] "If you were a fruit, which one would you be? Jackfru-- Jackoff-fruit."
* [While interviewing Drew for the job] "Who is your hero? Porno. Josiah Hughes."
* "Your aura is stink lines."
* "So you could listen to me on 155 uh Podcast. 1-- comes out every -- patreon.com/155pod. Much better show. Uh, you could actually p-- we have a video feed now, too, so you could feel free to pull your subscription from Globe Hell."
* [In response to Drew saying he's been checked out lately] "Well I can -- I mean, no offense to you, I think that you're a very good looking guy, but I can guarantee you've not been checked out."
* "I don't know. I mean, the thing is whenever we share our ideas with people, they just steal 'em from us! Like I had this idea for a show where we -- you and I just go outside and riff o-- just talk about the internet but in nature. Call it uh *It's a Beautiful Day in the Canyon*."
* "I just think what we've learned is that it's not safe to share your ideas. Because they'll take it from you!"
* "You got a nice little stew! It's like you're cookin' up some -- well, I -- if I -- dare I say, I feel like I'm feelin' a little sexy with it!"
* "Let's see those guys steal *this* idea for a podcast!"
* "We pay so much attention to ISIS, and not enough to how much the *ice is melting*."
* "\*singing\* IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII....... I have noooooo ideas."
* [Over the sound of chainsaws] "So everyone uh check out um patreon.com/globehell."
* [Over the sound of chainsaws] "Together we can change the worl-- save the world."
* [Over the sound of chainsaws] "Don't forget to wri-- uh, review us in the Apple Store."
* [Over the sound of chainsaws] "patreon.com/globehell. Follow us on Twitter, uh twitter/globehell. Insta-- we have a Instagram, too: Instagram."
* [Over the sound of chainsaws] "And um, we have a merch store: Globe Hell Warning Teespring."

### Drew

* [On the topic of Tinder] "Well, I'm such a left-- good leftist, I always swipe left."
* [In response to Josiah's question about what has been his greatest accomplishment] "Probably this podcast."
* [In response to Josiah's question about what has been his greatest failure] "This podcast."
* [In response to Josiah's question about who knows him best and why] "Josiah Hughes. Because uh -- because he's -- because he touches himself at night."
* [In response to Josiah's question about what his favorite hobby is] "That's -- all right! Fine, then jacking off. There you go."
* [In response to Josiah's question about if he can open up about his relationship with his family] "No! Well, I don't think -- you know, I like to keep my work life and my family life separate. I really -- when I leave the office, I don't give a fuck about anything that happens here."
* [In response to Josiah's question about his opinion of ghosts and phantoms] "I believe in them. I think they're absolutely real."
* [In response to Josiah's question about what is one of his most cherished memories from childhood] "Mmm, really can't think of any."
* "Life is a job interview. I *am* guarded. You know why? Because people have hurt me."
* [In response to Josiah's question about what five adjectives describe him best] "Cool, friendly, hot, sexy, diarrhea."
* "Have you seen the new guy at work? He's always fucking diarrhea."
* "We're all trying to find this guy. Oh my God, he admit it."
* [In response to Josiah's question about what his favorite place in the world is] "Probably the toilet."
* [In response to Josiah's question about what invention he feels needs to be created] "Well, I've -- uh World Wide Train."
* [In response to Josiah's question about who he would change places with if he could] "Josiah Hughes, and I'd probably lay down in traffic. Get a car parked on me."
* [In response to Josiah's question about how he measures his productivity at the end of the day] "I guess uh well, I know you probably wanna make a crude joke, but in this case, I wanna say that it is in the case, um -- is the case I do measure my productivity in the amount of semen that I'm able to uh produce uh and ingest throughout the day."
* [In response to Josiah saying Drew's aura is stink lines] "Well your aura says you uh graduated from Dumbfuck Academy. Population: you."
* [In response to Josiah saying he is a college drop-out] "Well there you go. So you didn't graduate from anywhere, dumbfuck."
* [In response to Josiah saying he didn't graduate from Dumbfuck Academy because he was too smart for it] "Yeah, but you just did. You just got an honorary degree, fuckface. Hey, you just got an honorary Ph-- I just got an honorary PhD: Pretty Huge Dick. And it's not honorary, it's uh 100% real."
* "I was the first podcaster to say, 'Hey, why not do a video feed for our podcast?' Now everybody does it."
* "But the fact of the matter: those podcasts exist, they're bigger -- so I think by bringing them up, it makes you look petty, it makes you look like a piece of shit. So don't fuckin' do it. OK, Josiah?"
* "Well, I've been trying to end the show early because uh I don't have an idea. I don't have an idea for the show and I think we have to maybe consider stopping the show because I can't think of any more ideas and any ways how we can solve the world or solve the Earth or solve the planet."
* "I was basically in, like, a stasis, almost like a stasis, and I was shown everything, and an alien took out a viewpad and he showed me and he said, 'Drew,' and I said, 'Yes?' and he said, 'Take a look at this,' I said, 'OK.' So I took a look at it. And it showed the entire history -- it was basically a Wikipedia of *Chapo Trap House*. And it showed all the episodes, it told me all about the hosts, and now uh obviously that has come to pass, so it's very interesting. Now, I guess it's different than a rip-off. But um, I mean, the fact is, Josiah: I have no idea."
* "But I always think there's something that we can go back to. Um, I think about something that somebody once said, he said, 'The heart of rock 'n' roll is the beat.' So I always go back to that when I have no ideas. I always go back to that 4/4 drum beat, Josiah. Just something simple like this. And then, I throw some guitar on it. And then I think about what else can we throw in there to throw some rhythm in there. A little bit of bass in there. And we start getting a little mix going."
* "\*singing\* Picky with my women!"
* [On the topic of other podcasters stealing this episode's podcast idea] "I'd like to see 'em try!"
* "\*singing\* And I had no ideas!"
* "\*singing\* I don't know why [unintelligible] they bought and sold you, I look at the world, and I notice it's turning, while my guitar gently weeps, with every mistake we must surely be learning, while my guitar gently weeps, I don't how, how to unfold your love, I don't know how, you were diverted, you were perverted too."
* [In response to Josiah asking if he has any closing thoughts over the sound of chainsaws] "No, I think this speaks for itself."
* [Over the sound of chainsaws] "Hey, also our merch dropped! Also."
* [Over the sound of chainsaws] "One World Wide at a time."
* [Over the sound of chainsaws] "5 star reviews. It helps us out a lot."
* [Over the sound of chainsaws] "We don't plug the Instagram enough."
* [Over the sound of chainsaws] "Yep, Teespring. We got all kinds of shirts, uh hats, pillows."

## Trivia

* This is the second episode about ideas, after Episode 24: Ideas!.
* This is the first episode to abbreviate the words 'World Wide' as 'WW' in the episode title.
* This is the first episode to combine all the various words and abbreviations in the episode title into one word with no spaces.
* This is the second time Drew acknowledged the fact that he did not have any ideas in a given week, after Episode 15: World Wide Beer with special guest Tom which centered on an idea that Drew outsourced to world famous streamer and creator of *Chapo Trap House* Podcast Tom.
* This is the seventh main episode to not propose a new Globe Hell idea, after Bus, Episode 27: Why Do I Have Blue Eyes?, Episode 30: The Stock Market Explained, Episode 40: The JO Zone, Episode 51: What If He Stays, and True Crime Podcast.
* The musical collage effect in this episode is similar to the one in Episode 27: Why Do I Have Blue Eyes? as well as the video collage effect in Halloween Spooktacular Cameo Videos.
	+ Note: The similarities between this episode and Episode 27: Why Do I Have Blue Eyes? are notable due to the fact that this episode's number of 72 is the inverse of the other episode's number of 27, making this episode in many ways the mirror image of that one.