Cat-A-Versary

**Cat-A-Versary** is the thirteenth episode and the first season finale of the Fox television series *Call Me Kat*, which aired on March 25, 2021.

## Synopsis

When one of the oldest cats in the café dies unexpectedly, Kat decides to turn the one-year anniversary of the Cat Café into his funeral. Meanwhile, Kat, Randi and Oscar all try to make amends for mistakes they made.

## Cast

### Main

* Mayim Bialik as Kat
* Swoosie Kurtz as Sheila
* Kyla Pratt as Randi
* Cheyenne Jackson as Max
* Leslie Jordan as Phil
* Julian Gant as Carter

## Trivia

* This is the last episode to feature *Call Me Kat Theme*.
* This is the final episode to air in 2021 in the United States.

## Quotes

Quotes
*[first lines]*
**Kat**: So, yeah. I'm throwing a Cat-A-Versary party because the café's been open a year. Can you believe it? It's a fundraiser for the humane society. There'll be cats in costumes and a photo booth and kettle corn.
**Carter**: Oh, kettle corn? You should've led with that. I'm in.
**Kat**: Great. So how's tall and grumpy doing?
**Carter**: Oh, he's a pure delight around me. But when I mentioned you earlier, he clenched his fists so hard, he broke the soda gun.
**Kat**: Well, I am undeterred. Hey, Max. I would love to see you at my Cat-A-Versary party. Carter's going to be there. My mom's coming. She's auditioning for the musical "Cats" at the community theater, so she's been spending a lot of time at the café to research cat behavior.
*[Kat gives the coffee to Sheila.]*
**Kat**: Here's your coffee, mother.
*[Sheila drinks her coffee.]*
**Kat**: Look, I get that you're still upset with me for reaching out to your ex-girlfriend while on sleeping medication not prescribed to me, but-- Oh, men's room? Still undeterred. Deterred. Definitely deterred.
*[Oscar puts up a sign that reads: "Happy Cat-A-Versary!".]*
**Kat**: Wow! That looks amazing.
**Oscar**: Thanks. I've been doing squats.
**Sheila**: Katherine, please help me get this feline off my lap.
**Kat**: Oh, Mr. Mousekers never falls asleep in someone's lap.
**Sheila**: Well, he's been here quite a while, and now I have to use the ladies' room, and his weight is pressing on my bladder.
**Kat**: Please don't bring up his weight. He just got his confidence back up. Mr. Mousekers! Uh-oh.
**Sheila**: What's wrong?
**Kat**: Mommy?
**Sheila**: Yes?
**Kat**: I don't think Mr. Mousekers is sleeping.
**Phil**: Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the oven just crapped out. I mean, honestly, can you think of anything worse to happen before our Cat-A-Versary party?

**Randi**: Kat, he was old, but you gave him a great life. Every time he would lay on your laptop, you would just stop working so he could sleep there.
**Phil**: And then you bought him his own computer so he could lay right by you.
**Randi**: Which I'd like to call dibs on. Not the time.
**Kat**: I just have that same heavy feeling in my heart that I had when my dad died. And, disturbing coincidence, they both died on top of my mother.
**Oscar**: Well, just remind yourself it's a cat and not a person.
**Phil**: Uh-oh.
**Kat**: Yeah, I know it's a cat and not a person. A cat that I loved very deeply. The first cat I rescued. The only cat who knew how to pee on a potty. And do you know who taught him to do that? No one. He learned just by observing human behavior. He was that smart.
**Oscar**: Okay, I'm sorry. That came out wrong.
**Kat**: I'm gonna go upstairs for a little bit. Alone. Randi, I'm having Mr. Mousekers cremated. Can you pick up his ashes later today?
**Randi**: There's nothing I'd rather do. Well, there are some things, but once again, not the time.
**Kat**: And I'm gonna cancel the party. I don't even care if I don't get my deposit back on that ice cat sculpture.
**Phil**: I didn't want to burst her bubble, but I'm the one who taught that cat to pee on the toilet.
## References

1. ↑ (KAT-113) "Cat-A-Versary". Retrieved on March 5, 2021.