Beauty, the Beach, and the Sea Lion/Japanese Script

(Our heroes have arrived in Aopulco, a seaside resort island. Everyone is looking forward to getting in the water.)

Nonomi: **[Just think of all the cute boys with swim trunks that I'll get to see!]**

Bibi: **[Geez. We're supposed to have fun, not ogle members of the opposite sex.]**

(After they get there, the boys ironically immediately change into color-coded swim trunks and jump into the ocean along with the Water-type Pokémon. The girls, however, go off to change into their color-coded swimsuits.)

Shugadorimu: **[Can I weareey a swimmeeysuiteey too? What coloreey should mine be? Purpeey? Blueey? Pinkeey?]**

Jessica: **[You're a Pokémon! Pokémon don't wear clothes!]**

(The girls come back in their color-coded swimsuits and jump in the water.)

Kariru: **[HERE I GOOOOO!!]**

\*SPLASH!\*

Cheren (blushing): **[Whoa, Bel, you're a "real girl!"]**

(Bel stands there surprised, blushing back. Nijiko glares at Cheren, and Jotaro punches him in the face.)

Cheren: **[Ouch!]**

Jotaro: **[That's a \*bleep\*ing snipe!]**

Cheren: **[WHAT WAS THAT?!]**

(As the two fight with Bel watching in dismay, the others see an old man and his fancy speedboat, and want to ride on it.)

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(Meanwhile, Rocket-dan is spying on the beachgoers from their Gyarados submarine.)

Musashi: **[We should nab all the tourists' money! Wait a second, the jarinko are here too!]**

Kojiro: **[Just imagine all the riches we'll have! This is a resort for wealthy people, after all.]**

Nyarth: **[LOOK OUT ~NYA! THERE'S A SPEEDBOAT HEADED STRAIGHT FOR US ~NYA!]**

(Rocket-dan sees a speedboat heading straight for their submarine at full speed, piloted by Nonomi. The other "jarinko" are riding on it as well.)

Nonomi: **[Kakeru, why did you even decide to borrow this boat in the first place?]**

Kakeru: **[Because Pi-san was on the boat.]**

(The speedboat suddenly crashes into something below the water. Everyone briefly screams from shock.)

(Rocket-dan's submarine sinks. The heroes' boat goes out of control and eventually crashes again into the dock, severely denting it.)

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Ryu: **[MY BOAT! WHAT HAVE ALL YOU KIDS DONE TO IT?! YOU WILL BUY ME A NEW BOAT RIGHT THIS INSTANT!]**

(Nonomi immediately starts crying because she knew she should have watched where she was going.)

Nonomi: **[WAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!]**

Kakeru: **[I'm sorry!]**

Marīna: **[Hear that? Stop crying please!]**

Ryu: **["I'm sorry" doesn't fix my boat! It's still your fault and I'm holding you all responsible.]**

Momoka: **[But we don't have any money. We can't possibly pay for a new boat.]**

Jotaro: **[I have enough money for this, but... Urgh, I don't want to lose any-]**

Cheren: **[Then why don't you pay for a new boat so we can continue on?!]**

Jotaro: **[Argh, \*bleep\* it, Nonomi, are there any alternatives instead of paying with my money?]**

Nonomi: **[I got an idea! Ryu, we could work at your resort for a little while helping pay the cost of a new one.]**

Ryu: **[Alright.]**

Jotaro: **[Well, I guess there's no need to waste all of my money. And Nonomi, next time, you should have me piloting the speedboat instead. Otherwise we'll get into a situation like this again!]**

Nonomi: **[I unders-s-stand... Gh... WAAAAAHHHHHHH!]**

Marīna: **[Not again!]**

Jotaro: **[\*facepalms\* Good grief...]**

(Jotaro came closer and gave a blushing Nonomi a hug, comforting her.)

Jotaro: **[It's okay. Sometimes, people cause mistakes or accidents.]**

???: **[Jotaro!]**

(A woman, Junī, crashes into Jotaro.)

Jotaro: **[Sis! Watch where you're going!]**

Junī: **[Only if you looked behind!]**

(Trina sees the commotion in dismay.)

Trina: [**That's just great.** *Good thing I let my father know that I'd be on vacation...*]

Emi: **[Hehe... Cyborg twins...]**

Haru: **[Jotaro-san, you have a twin?! I thought you never have a twin!]**

Jotaro: **[I haven't tell you that I have a twin sister because I didn't even remember her for years! At least I almost forgot about her or else...]**

Haru: **[Or what?]**

Jotaro: **[Might as well break her heart if I said she's not my twin sister.]**

Touko: **[Spar...]**

Mei: **[TOUKO SIS! DON'T EVEN TRY!]**

(Touko gets so scared that she flips over accidently hurts her arm.)

Touko: **[Ack! (...) MY ARM!]**

Mei: *[What have I done?!]*

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(Later, to help pay the cost of the boat, the heroes and Momoka's and Nijiko's Pokémon are working at the resort's restaurant, with Touko sitting out due to needing to recover. Rocket-dan's submarine, meanwhile, has washed up on a private beach.)

Obaba: **[Who are you?]**

Kojiro: **[Hear us out! Can we *please* work for your restaurant to pay the cost of repairing our sub?!]**

Obaba: **[Sure.]**

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(Both Obaba's restaurant and Ryu's restaurant are open and running. However, Obaba's is getting more customers, leaving Ryu furious.)

Musashi (Mocking voice): **[Haha! Somos Equipo Rocket! We can see and hear the jarinko and the old man in trouble!]**

Nonomi: **[STOP THAT!]**

Jotaro: \*glares at the trio\*

Emi: **[I don't like how he reacts to them...]**

(Emi imagines that Jotaro might start some weapon violence in the middle of the public, with a lot of people running away from gunfires.)

Nijiko: **[Momoka-san and I always have our Pokémon out, but the rest of you should have your Pokémon help as well.]**

(Nonomi sends out Jessica, Poppi, Taiyo-chan, and Zeni-chan, Emi sends out Kinboshi-chan and Jotaro sends out Hoshi Lucario.)

Nonomi: **[Zeni-chan, Jessica, Shitasakan-chan, can you three go hand out flyers for the restaurant?]**

Shitasakan-chan, Jessica and Zeni-chan: **[Got it.]**

Emi: **[Kinboshi-chan, can you help the others?]**

Jotaro: **[Hoshi, stay here and protect the others at all costs.]**

(Zeni-chan, Jessica and Shitasakan-chan go to hand out flyers, with Shitasakan-chan transforming into Zeni-chan as well.)

Yume: [**Piksii, Taiyo-chan, Poppi, would you three mind helping cook in the kitchen?]**

Bibi: **[(Pidge) and I will help out too!]**

Kyarattokeiku: **[Can I pleaseey helpeey cookeey? Please?!]**

Nonomi: **[No! You're too young and will burn yourself.]**

(Kyarattokeiku defiantly follows Piksii, Bibi, Taiyo-chan, and Poppi to the kitchen. She steals the cooking spray from the shelf and starts liberally spraying it all over the room, thinking it's perfume.)

Taiyo-chan: **[Kyarattokeiku, don't do that! That's not perfume! If you spray that everywhere and it catches on fire, it'll burn down the whole restaurant and your and the other Pokémons' water attacks won't be able to put it out!]**

(They quickly get some soap and scrub all the cooking spray off the floor and walls, since they don't want to risk an oil fire they can't put out with water. They then begin cooking. Meanwhile, Kusa-chan is helping Kasumi and Bel as a waitress.)

Nyarth: **[Haha! Take this, jarinko!]**

(Nyarth throws oil on the stove, causing it to erupt in flames. Jessica attempts to use Water Gun to put it out, but the fire only grows bigger as a result.)

Nonomi: [**Jessica, you can't use water to put out that kind of fire! That only makes it spread!]**

Jessica: [**Quick, get Fubuki-senpai in here to use Dorobanko's Mud Bomb to cover it! FUBUKI-SENPAI! FUBUKI-SENPAI!]**

(Fubuki runs in. She quickly sends out Dorobanko, who uses Mud Bomb to smother the fire with the dirt.)

Dorobanko: **[Great, the kitchen's covered in mud, but it's better than having a huge fire. Nyarth, what was that for?! You could have destroyed the whole building!]**

Fubuki: **[Yeah. That was not cool.]**

(Nyarth sticks his tongue out before running off. He runs to the dining area and flips the tables over, throwing the customers' food onto the floor. He throws banana peels and Gekkeiju, Kasumi and Bel fall over.)

Bel: [...]

(All the diners gasp at what Nyarth did. They get up and leave the restaurant. Bel immedally loses control.)

Ryu: **[Wait! Don't leave! Where are you going?!]**

Bel: **[WHY NOT MIND YOUR-]**

(Before she could finish, Bel gets slapped on the cheek by Cheren, who gives a glare. She stops and nervously chuckles.)

Nonomi: **[I'm sorry!]**

Jotaro: **[I guess I had to pay all of my money for this... Ugh...]**

(A few minutes later, Jessica, Shitasakan-chan, and Zeni-chan come back from finning out fliers and see Bel, Cheren, and Nonomi fighting while Jotaro tries to stop them. In annoyance, they give them a "triple fin special" AKA getting slapped in the face by all three of them at once, to stop their pointless argument. Nonomi cries immedially and Jessica calms her down, realizing she shouldn't have done that.)

Bel: **[What a disaster...]**

Cheren: **[Calm down Bel. I don't know what just happened, but I do know that if you do it again, you're screwed. Actually, we all are.]**

Bel: **[OKAY OKAY! I'M NOT DOING IT AGAIN!]**

Jotaro: **[Good grief...]**

Shitasakan-chan: **[You deserved it!]**

Jessica: **[Not helping, Baburu-chan!]**