Homer and the Elephant

**Homer and the Elephant** is the nineteenth episode of the fourth season of RS Mr. Conductor the Conductor and Friends, and the ninety-seventh episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Henry and the Elephant.

## Cast

* RS Mr. Conductor (from Shining Time Station) as Thomas
* Homer (from The Simpsons) as Henry
* Garfield (from Garfield and Friends) as Gordon
* Schemer (from Shining Time Station) as James
* Bart (from The Simpsons) as Percy
* Patty (from The Simpsons) as Annie
* Selma (from The Simpsons) as Clarabel
* Mayor Adam West (from Family Guy) as Sir Topham Hatt
* Spike (from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) as Duck (*cameo*)

## Transcript

Narrator: "RS Mr. Conductor puffed happily along his route with Patty and Selma.

Mayor Adam West was waiting on the platform, he looked at his watch."

Mayor Adam West: "Well Done RS Mr. Conductor! You are right on time, and really reliable."

RS Mr. Conductor: "Thank you, sir."

Narrator: "Whistled RS Mr. Conductor."

Patty and Selma: "Oh, right on time and really reliable."

Narrator: "Hummed the twin sisters.

But the big TV Characters were not feeling cheerful at all."

Homer: "Where's Bart?"

Narrator: "Mumbled Homer."

Homer: "He's supposed to fetch our flowers!"

Schemer: "We get no rest!"

Narrator: "Complained Schemer.

He edged angrily on the turntable, and spoke rudely to Homer."

Schemer: "What's the matter, Homer? There's no rain today. Stop worrying and do some work instead!"

Homer: "I'm no longer afraid of getting wet."

Narrator: "Huffed Homer."

Homer: "Anyway, you look silly enough to be a clown. You should be in the circus."

Bart: "Oh!"

Narrator: "Whistled Bart."

Bart: "So you've heard the news."

Garfield: "What news?"

Narrator: "Grunted Garfield."

Bart: "About the circus."

Schemer: "Bart, what are you talking about?"

Bart: "The circus has arrived."

Narrator: "Explained Bart."

Bart: "I've been arranging special goombas. Mayor West really needs your help too."

Narrator: "The characters soon forgot to be tired and cross. Until it was time for the circus to leave. Then Garfield and Homer were cross all over again when Schemer got to take the circus away.

A little later, Mayor West returned."

Mayor Adam West: "Come along Homer, a tunnel is blocked down the path. You must take some workmen to an investigation."

Homer: "Pushing goombas, pushing goombas."

Narrator: "Grumbled Homer dreadfully.

They stopped right outside the tunnel. The workmen went inside.

It was very dark and quiet, but not for long."

(Elephant trumpets)

Workmen: "HHEEELLLPPP!"

Narrator: "Shouted the workmen, and they rushed out."

Workman: "We started to dig at the block, but it grunted and moved."

Narrator: "One said."

Foreman: "Rubbish!"

Narrator: "Said the yard foreman."

Workman: "It's not rubbish, it's big and alive. We aren't going in there again."

Foreman: "Right!"

Narrator: "Said the foreman."

Foreman: "I'll go with the goombas that way Homer can push it out!"

Homer: "Wheesh!"

Narrator: "Said Homer unhappily. He had been shut up in the tunnel for being afraid of the rain, but this was worse. Something big and alive was inside."

Homer: "Peep! Peep! I'm not going in."

Homer's Driver: "Nether am I."

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Homer's Driver: "But we must clear the path ahead."

Homer: "Oh dear, oh dear!"

Narrator: "Puffed Homer.

Then there was trouble ahead. The block was indeed alive and very strong. It began to push them backwards. Out the tunnel came Homer, then the goombas, and last of all a large, cross elephant."

Foreman: "Well I never."

Narrator: "Cried the foreman.

The workmen gave him some cake. He drank three buckets of water and was about to drink another one, when Homer kicked dirt."

Elephant: "UUHHH!"

Narrator: "Cried the elephant. Water went all over Homer. Poor Homer!

The Elephant and his keeper were soon reunited, but Homer was most upset!"

Homer: "An elephant pushed me! An elephant hooshed me!"

Narrator: "That night, he told the other TV Characters all about it. Garfield and Schemer felt sorry for Homer, but still teased him."

Garfield: "First the rain, then an elephant. Whatever will you be afraid of next?"

RS Mr. Conductor: "Never mind, Homer."

Narrator: "Murmured RS Mr. Conductor."

RS Mr. Conductor: "I think you were very brave today, and really reliable too."