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Brett Jubinville

> "*Bring me the Chew Girl!*"
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Brett as he appears in the podcast's animations.

Brett Jubinville is an animator and director known for his work on the YouTube animated series 'Super Science Friends,' 'Mr. Monkey, Monkey Mechanic,' 'Bumble Nums,' and 'Milo's Monster School Vlog.' He has worked on other cartoons in the past including *The Future is Wild, Ugly Americans,* and *Fishtronaut.*

 He is the creative director of Tinman Creative, making him Adam, Laurel and Caitlin's boss.

He is the one of the most frequent guests on the Shitty Wizard podcast, most of his appearances being in their *Streamy Dreams* livestream series.

### Description

Brett wears the standard outfit for a guest on the podcast; a blue cloak with a matching floppy hat. He also wears blue stockings and beige pointed slippers. He has coiffed blonde hair.

He is unusually caricatured in that his legs are extremely long, making his cloak appear more like a shirt.

Brett contrasts with his level-headed personality by being the most likely to bring up vulgar or sometimes controversial topics. Caitlin has remarked that when Brett is coming for an episode of Shitty Wizard, she likes to think of especially gross questions just for him.

### Podcast Lore

As of Episode 3, he has the ability to 'lie-murder' people, a consequence of one-half of Laurel's 'would-you-rather' question being 'You can make anyone believe a lie, but if you lie more than three times, they die.' He prefers to kill by shouting "I'm a cat, I'm a cat, I'm a cat!"

As of *Streamy Dreams* Episode 1, he has a maid informally known as 'The Chew Girl,' who chews up his food before feeding it to him baby-bird style. The Chew Girl has been referenced multiple times in other episodes, even being greeted once when Brett mentioned that he was eating his lunch while the livestream was being recorded.

As of *Streamy Dreams* Episode 6, he is a distorted version of Krampus that kidnaps naughty children and forces them to work in a factory. He says his motivation for this is that 'today's generation has a discipline problem.'

As of *Streamy Dreams* Episode 25, he was impregnated with the spawn of Satan, and was kicked out of an abortion clinic when nobody believed him.

Brett has a habit of chewing pens when he's stressed, as confirmed by Laurel and Caitlin in *Streamy Dreams* Episode 29.

In the Magical Laurel story arc, Brett is the primary antagonist.

Brett is depicted as abnormally tall in the animated episode.
Guide:The Long Road

**The Long Road** requires you to Complete 20 stages in a single run.

## Tips & Notes

* Set Initial Difficulty to Drizzle.
* Complete 20 stages will take about 2 hours based on your progression speed.
* Use the character that you find the best to fight bosses, if you wish to complete the 20th teleporter before enemies get too difficult.
Halcyon Seed

Summon Aurelionite during the Teleporter event.

Summon Aurelionite during the teleporter event. It has 100% (+50% per stack) damage and 100% (+100% per stack) health.

### Category

Utility
WorldUnique

## Aurelionite (Ally)

### Speed

? m/s

The **Halcyon Seed** is a new item in Risk of Rain 2.

It can only be dropped by killing Aurelionite.

It will cause a copy of Aurelionite to be spawned upon activating the teleporter, which will fight alongside the player.

The strength of the aurelionite is counted amongst all seeds in the group, similarly to the Rusted Key and Lepton Daisy.
Bundle of Fireworks

Activating an interactable launches fireworks at nearby enemies.

Activating an interactable launches 8 (+4 per stack) fireworks that deal 300% base damage.

### Category

Damage
AIBlacklist

### Item ID

42

The **Bundle of Fireworks** is a returning item in Risk of Rain 2. They automatically activate whenever the player interacts with anything on the map, which includes Chests, Shrines, and even Barrels. Upon activation, 8 fireworks shoot out from whatever was interacted with, which home in on enemies and deal 300% damage to them in a small blast radius.

In the universe of the game, Fireworks were made illegal on Earth after a series of terrorist attacks, they had disguised their homing missiles as fireworks. They were re-legalized for residential use in 2054.

## Lore

```
"Hey, happy anniversary!

You really thought I forgot?

Ah, I thought I was the dumb one in our relationship. C'mon T, of course not! Well, I wasn't going to let a little alien death planet ruin our night. Right? Shh, just watch. Just watch. It's okay. Just watch. You'll love it - you really will. Then we can go home.

You can keep your eyes closed. Just listen. Ah - here it comes! In five... four... three... two... ONE...!"

```
Scorched Acres

Wisp Installation

Scorched Acres is the first new map added to the game, and is one of the two maps that can occur on Stage 3.

Large, circular platforms make up the majority of the stage, and embers float through the air.

## Enemies

* Lesser Wisp
* Beetle
* Imp
* Alloy Vulture (only after the first loop)
* Beetle Guard
* Clay Templar
* Greater Wisp
* Clay Dunestrider
* Grovetender
* Imp Overlord

## Map

The map is comprised of many floating circular islands, which are connected by bridges and Gas Vents.

Large mountains are also found on the outskirts of the map.

## Newt Altars

The Newt Altars can spawn at several locations on Scorched Acres:

* At the very end of the path atop of the larger out-of-bounds mountaintop area [Consistent spawn].

* At the very top of the (sometime) accessible mountaintop area.

* On the leftmost ledge behind the wall of the lowest circular island.
Solus Probe

The **Solus Probe** is a new airborne mechanical-eye Monster added in the *Skills 2.0* Update. It is a smaller version of the Solus Control Unit and Alloy Worship Unit.

They are spawned by the Bosses in groups of three. They otherwise do not appear in-game naturally outside of the Void Fields Hidden Realm.

## Skills & Behavior

* Beam Attack

A Solus Probe attack by firing a blue beam at the player, similar to the Stone Titan's laser attack, only with much slower tracking that allows players with high mobility to avoid being hit by it.

This attack has a Proc Coefficient of 0.2.
Blue Portal

The Blue Portal is a portal that teleports the survivor group to the Bazaar Between Time.

A portal can spawn in two ways:

1. Spending a lunar coin at a newt altar.
2. Having it spawn naturally on stage creation. There's an initial 25% chance for a stage to spawn a portal. This chance gets lower and lower as more portals are spawned through either method.

Regardless of the method the portal opens, a small, trailing blue orb will orbit the teleporter interactable and the text "A blue orb appears" will notify players a portal will spawn once the teleporter event is completed.
Beads of Fealty

Seems to do nothing... but...

Seems to do nothing... but...

**Beads of Fealty** is a new lunar item in Risk of Rain 2 added with the *Hidden Realms* update.

Upon pickup, it offers no additional attributes to the player beyond giving them an extra item. However, when the player enters the Celestial Portal to enter A Moment, Fractured and obliterates themself at the Obelisk, they will be transported to A Moment, Whole instead of ending the run. This secret area contains one of the four Twisted Scavenger, each of which have their own preset list of Items and Equipment unlike regular Scavengers.

Stacking this item beyond its first pickup does nothing.

## Notes

* Since most Lunar items have an effect that is severely detrimental to the player, Beads of Fealty provide players with an item to convert with a Cleansing Pool without risk.
Coven of Gold

Become an aspect of fortune.

Become an aspect of fortune.Note: Makes holder sparkle.

**Coven of Gold** is an unreleased Elite Equipment in Risk of Rain 2. It **cannot** be obtained through normal means. While other Elite Equipment can be found as rare drops from their respective elite enemies, golden elites do not currently exist.

Players with Coven of Gold in their inventory gain a sparkling gold shine. Coven of Gold has no functional use and is entirely cosmetic.
Mechanics

Mechanics are the inner workings of *Risk of Rain 2*. The following is a list of mechanics topics. Click on each topic to view how they are calculated, where they originate, as well as their complex interactions with other mechanical elements.

## Mechanics

* Challenges
* Item Stacking
* Proc Coefficient

## Game

* Difficulty
* Loop
* Orbs
* Faction Events

## Player

* Health
* Shield
* Movement Speed
* Armor
* Damage
* Status Effects

## Currency

* Gold
* Lunar Coins
The Crowdfunder

Toggle to fire. Costs gold per bullet.

Fires a continuous barrage that deals 100% damage per bullet. Costs $1 per bullet. Cost increases over time.

### Unlock

Funded!

**The Crowdfunder** is a new equipment in Risk of Rain 2.

The Crowdfunder becomes self-sustaining while holding two Brittle Crowns, assuming no other items are held and the user does not get hit.

## Trivia

* While in use, The Crowdfunder makes the same sound as the slot machines (while spinning) in Ratchet and Clank 1-3, Size Matters and Secret Agent Clank.
* Having the Crowdfunder, and Gesture of the Drowned at the same time causes it to always be active. This makes it very hard to buy anything, as all your money becomes quickly drained after it is earned.
Greater Wisp

The **Greater Wisp** is a returning Monster in Risk of Rain 2 that are stronger, green versions of Lesser Wisps.

## Skill & Behavior

* Greater Fireballs

Greater Wisps' attack though charging up and launching two fireballs (one from each hand) that explodes on contact, dealing at most 300% damage.

This skill has a cooldown of 3 seconds and each fireball has a Proc Coefficient of 1.0.

## Notes

* Multiple Greater Wisps might spawn as bosses as the player activates the teleporter when the Scaling Difficulty is low. Due to lack of means of dodging in the early stages, fighting multiple Greater Wisps won't prove easy.
* A Greater Wisp will finish "casting" its fireball even after death, though it will be fired in a random direction.

## Trivia

* The Greater Wisp currently hold the record for being the Monster that naturally appears on the most Environments, with Wetland Aspect currently being the sole Environment that it doesn't naturally appear on; unless the Wisps' Family Event is underway.
Null Portal

The **Null Portal** is a type of Portal within Risk of Rain 2 that teleports the player to the Void Fields, a Hidden Realm where the player can go through 9 waves of enemies to gain rewards, though the player is able to leave anytime though another Null Portal. It is accessed only once per run through the Bazaar Between Time, below the Blue Portal which the player exits. Dropping below the platform and into a green, misty cave in the wall will reveal a purple and black portal surrounded by dead Void Reavers. The portal appears to only be accessible once per run, going to the spot where the portal was after being used only shows the empty cavern, the environment around being stabilized again.
Valder Matthis

Valder Matthis is the Baron of Whitmire, one of the more prominent cities in the province of Grendra in northern Thenica.

The party briefly encountered the Baron of Whitmire in Incertus along with Malon Blackburrow whilst on their way back to Thenica. During a chase through the woods, Aster Cromwell shot the tire off of Valder and Malon's wagon causing them to hurriedly stop their horses and veer off their path. After emerging from the wagon, the two eventually managed to provoke the young half-elf Xilo Anakiir into attacking them, after which Malon retaliated with a blow to the druid's solar plexus using his warhammer.

During this encounter, Malon saw a skull-shaped pendant around the young gunslinger's neck that belonged to his son, Vyland. Malon jeered that the party managed to kill the young adult, to which Valder simply stared menacingly at the necklace and its bearer, Aster.

Safeguarded by some form of personalized magical barriers, Valder and Malon returned to Thenica unmolested, but also without their cargo - a mysterious black egg that eventually hatched into a young umbral dragon.

Valder Matthis has not been seen by the party since this encounter and his whereabouts are currently unknown.
Leeching Seed

Dealing damage heals you.

Dealing damage heals you for 1 (+1 per stack) health.

The **Leeching Seed** is a returning item in Risk of Rain 2.

The value of this item's healing is multiplied by the Proc Coefficient. Because the visuals for damage and healing numbers are rounded up, this will show up as 1 for every hit, while often it heals for less.
Focus Crystal

Deal bonus damage to nearby enemies.

Increase damage to enemies within 13m by 15% (+15% per stack).

The **Focus Crystal** is an item introduced in Risk of Rain 2.

Hitting an enemy within 13 units of the character will apply a 1.15 (+0.15 per stack) multiplier to the damage dealt.

The 13 units are measured as a sphere around the character.

This item is extremely powerful to stack as Mercenary, Loader, and MUL-T since most of their attacks will fall within the 13 unit range of the Focus Crystal, meaning that it is essentially a consistent damage buff. Most other characters will be attacking from far outside of the activation range, however, so it is advisable to treat this item a bit like Bustling Fungus in a way if you have any of these characters playing with you in multiplayer.

## Notes

* Due to how damage over proc chains proliferates, this damage does not carry over to items proccing of that hit. Instead, it will only be applied to the proc if the proc is also with 13 units.
Family Events

**Family Events** are uncommon events which have a 2% chance to occur, and are signaled by a line of pink text at the beginning of a stage. Family Events restrict the kinds of Monsters that will spawn during the stage to specific, limited selections depending on the Event, including those spawned by and during the Teleporter Event.

Some Events can result in certain monsters spawning in Environments they otherwise wouldn't be able to (e.g. Stone Titans in Rallypoint Delta).
Alien Head

Reduces cooldowns for your skills.

Reduce skill cooldowns by 25% (+25% per stack).

The **Alien Head** is a returning item in Risk of Rain 2.

## Lore

```
Order: "Alien Head"
Tracking Number: 76******
Estimated Delivery: 07/13/2056
Shipping Method:  High Priority/Biological
Shipping Address: Solomon, ???, Backwaters, Mars
Shipping Details:

Important sign from the spirits. Passed down for many generations. Must be used for high noon ritual to ward off sickness and fatigue. Must be kept cool or will rot. Helps energize the kinfolk and can be used for extra human strength and agility. Important.

```
Hermit Crab

The **Hermit Crab** is a new ground-based Monster introduced in Risk of Rain 2 that looks and serves as a mortar.

Hermit Crabs are mostly found in Abyssal Depths, and will only start spawning in Titanic Plains after looping at least once, although their presence will be minimal until HAHAHAHA difficulty.

The Demons and The Crabs Challenge requires the player to chase 20 Hermit Crabs off the edge of the map for it to be completed.

## Skill & Behavior

Hermit Crabs initially spawn a distance away from the player(s), so to not be harmless and easily taken care of when spawned in.

* Bury + Mortar Volley

Hermit Crabs only skill is to bury itself into the ground. While in this buried state, the Hermit Crab will proceed to passively launch 3 boulders at the targeted area, each dealing 400% damage with a Proc Coefficient of 0.5.

The Bury has a cooldown of 3 seconds, while there's a 5 second cooldown between the firing of the Mortar Volley.

Hermit Crabs will run away from any danger within 3 player spaces, and after 5 player spaces, will proceed to bury itself back into the ground so to resume firing.

On the contrary, if there's no targets in sight, Hermit Crabs will instead actively hunt down a target. Likewise, it will resume its regular behavior once a target is in sight.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHDPtfcJUGg
Gold

**Gold** is a currency found in Risk of Rain 2 that the player uses to buy items from chests, Multishop Terminals, 3D Printers, and Shrine of Chance, as well as activating certain structures.

Gold can be collected by killing enemies, opening barrels, or by activating the Shrine of Blood. The item Brittle Crown can also generate gold for the player when hitting enemies.

* Gold from killing enemies and opening barrels is shared between players.
* Gold from the Shrine of Blood and Brittle Crown is not shared between players.

When the player activates the teleporter, all gold collected on that level will be converted into experience.

## Notes

* Monsters that were not interacted with by a Survivor or their minions prior to their death won't give gold.
Dio's Best Friend

Cheat death. Consumed on use.

Upon death, this item will be consumed and you will return to life with 3 seconds of invulnerability.

### Item ID

67

**Dio's Best Friend** is a returning item in Risk of Rain 2.

Upon dying, the character will revive after a few seconds. This will trigger any on death effects, such as the ice explosions from Glacial Elites. Upon reviving, they will get 3 seconds of invincibility. and the item will be consumed.

## Tips

* Works on Engineer's turrets (all variants). Redeploying gives them a new, unused teddy bear (as long as you have yours unused).
* Before the Skills 2.0 update, using a Shrine of Order made all consumed Friends disappear due to not having an item tier. Now, it simply leaves them alone.

## Trivia

* The name Dio is a reference to Duncan Drummond's cat. He is one of the developers of Risk Of Rain. This can be found under the "Team Section" on the official site.
	+ In Risk of Rain 1, the achievement to unlock this item is known as "Sole Survivor". This is a reference to a lyric in the song 'Holy Diver' by Dio, the artist of which where Duncan's cat gets its name from.
Helfire Tincture

Burn everything nearby... including you and allies.

Ignite ALL characters within 8m. Deal 5% of your maximum health/second as burning to yourself. The burn is 0.5x stronger on allies, and 24x stronger on enemies.

### Cooldown

45s

The **Helfire Tincture** is a new equipment in Risk of Rain 2.

Duration is 10 seconds.

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Worms

**This article is a disambiguation page for Worms**

The following is a list of links to pages that might share the same title.

Please follow one of the disambiguation links below or search to find the page you were looking for if it is not listed. If an internal link led you here, you may wish to change the link to point directly to the intended article.

**Worms** may refer to two types of monsters in game:

* Magma Worm
* Overloading Worm, another boss-tiered monster with similar movement patterns but different skills.

Note that the Overloading Worm is not regarded as a Lighting Elite version of the Magma Worm. Both monsters will not spawn as their elite variant naturally.[Verify]
Tinman Creative

The studio's mascot is a large tinman (similar to that in The Wizard of Oz) with a burning furnace in its chest.

### Location

Toronto, Canada

Tinman Creative is an animation studio located in Toronto, Canada. It works with traditional, flash, CG, and stop-motion animation.

The executive producer is Morghan Fortier. The creative director is Brett Jubinville, a frequent guest on the podcast.

Tinman Creative employs all three of the Shitty Wizards, and produces the podcast's animations.

Notable works produced by Tinman Creative include the Super Simple Learning series, animations for Talk Show Labs, music videos for the band All Time Low, commercials for McDonald's, and the YouTube series 'Super Science Friends.' Currently in production is another series called 'Carnegie and Mortimer.'

The studio has an online portfolio, a Vimeo, and a Facebook page.
Wicked Ring

Gain 5% critical chance. Critical strikes reduces all your cooldowns by 1.

The **Wicked Ring** might be a returning item in Risk of Rain 2. It is fully in code yet lacks an icon and 3D model.

Upon dealing a critical strike, all cooldown will be reduced by the Wicked Ring count times the Proc Coefficient of the hit.
Shitty Wizard Wiki

## Welcome to the Shitty Wizard Wiki!

'Shitty Wizard' is a YouTube podcast manned by Caitlin Major, Adam Hines and Laurel Dalgleish. The podcast has two 'gimmicks,' one being that the podcast centers around 3-4 'Would You Rather' questions per episode instead of just free discussion. The other is that every episode (except for the livestreams) is accompanied by a short animation that summarizes the questions asked.

Adam Hines,
Caitlin Major,
Laurel Dalgleish,
Podcast guests
Bustling Fungus

Heal all nearby allies after standing still for 2 seconds.

After standing still for 2 seconds, create a zone that heals for 4.5% (+2.25% per stack) of your health every second to all allies within 3m (+1.5m per stack).

### Category

Healing
AIBlacklist

### Item ID

16

The **Bustling Fungus** is a returning item in Risk of Rain 2. It creates a green bubble which heals players for 4.5% health every second after the user stands still for 2 or more seconds. Both the radius and healing amount can be increased by stacking, up to a maximum of 100+% healing every second at 44 Bustling Fungi and with no effective limit on radius.

This item is extremely powerful to stack as Engineer, due to his turrets' ability to inherit his item inventory and their immobility making the healing bubble persist wherever the turret is placed, however it is almost completely useless for every other survivor. As such, this item should be saved for an Engineer on your team if you're playing multiplayer.
Stun Grenade

Chance to stun on hit.

5% (+5% on stack) chance on hit to stun enemies for 2 seconds.

The **Stun Grenade** is new item in Risk of Rain 2. It gives every shot a chance to stun any non-boss enemy, interrupting most attacks and locking the enemy in place for a few seconds. It is one of the only items in the game that stacks hyperbolically, meaning that as the player collects more the item adds less and less chance to stun. The chance to stun is also multiplied by the Proc Coefficient.
Caitlin Major

> "*I think we all wanna fuck a robot at some point in our lives.*"
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Caitlin as she appears in the podcast's animated episodes.

Caitlin Major is an animator and illustrator known for her work on the YouTube animated cartoon 'Super Science Friends' and the published comic series 'Manfried the Man.' The latter is a collaborative effort with fellow illustrator and podcast guest Kelly Bastow.

She is one of the three primary members of the Shitty Wizards.

### Description

Caitlin is donned in a light pink dress with a green cape and hat. Her hair is brown except for her bangs, which have been dyed pink. (In real life, Caitlin's hair is dyed a vibrant red in the front, and left a natural blackish-brown in the back.)

Caitlin, though just as violent as Laurel (if not more), is more calm and collected. She acts as a middle ground between Adam's pacifism and Laurel's unhinged behavior. She can mock the extremism of both sides.

### Podcast Lore

As of Episode 2, she has killed and eaten her sister, promising to take care of her child.

As of Episode 7, she revealed that her mother (who looks exactly like her but older) is verbally and emotionally abusive. This is a joke; in real life, Caitlin's only lamentation was that her mother commented that she had 'fat knees.' Adam then proceeded to burn her house down.

Caitlin's bio from the official Shitty Wizard instagram.
Brass Contraption

The **Brass Contraption** is a new bell-like airborne Monster introduced in Risk of Rain 2.

## Skill & Behavior

* Spiked Ball Attack

The Brass Contraption uses a ranged attack where it summons three metal balls of spikes, which it then hurls at the targeted player one after the other.

Each of these balls has a Proc Coefficient of 1.0.

## Tips

* It's recommended when fighting a Brass Contraption(s) to always move clockwise. This is so to lower the accuracy of the latter two shots due to Brass Contraptions always firing their shots from their right-to-left.
Sean

Sean is a guitarist who ends every episode of Shitty Wizard. He plays a riff on his guitar while screaming "Shitty Wizard!" and then headbangs.

Because he screams hoarsely, it is hard to determine who provided his voice.

### Appearance

Sean is dressed as a stereotypical rock musician, with a black tank-top, black skin-tight pants, white boots, metal bracelets and belt, and a red headband holding back long blonde hair. His guitar has a red body with a white accent.
Corbon

Corbon depicts himself as an orange dinosaur wearing a green wizard cloak and hat.

Corbon is a moderator of the official Shitty Wizard Discord server, who joined as a guest on Episode 34 of Streamy Dreams.

 He asked the Wizards "Would you rather have prehensile hair all over your body that falls out with the slightest tug, or have your hair scream whenever you cut it?"
Shaggy Shanahan

Shaggy as he appears in the podcast's animated episode.

Steven "Shaggy" Shanahan is a writer and voice actor working for Tinman Creative and Super Simple TV.

He is a frequent on the Shitty Wizard Podcast, appearing in Episode 7 and many episodes of Streamy Dreams. He has been present for both story arcs; Get Phucked Phil and Magical Laurel.

He gave himself the title of 'Honorary Wizard' because of how often he is a guest.

### Podcast Lore

As of Episode 31 of *Streamy Dreams*, he has the ability to turn into a fox, but only if he kisses a fox on the mouth beforehand. He uses this power to act as a wise guide for Magical Girls, similar to Luna from Sailor Moon.

As of Episode 33 of Streamy Dreams, he revealed that he enjoys eating soap.
Episode 3: I’M A CAT, I’M A CAT, I’M A CAT!

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Shitty Wizard! Episode 3: I’M A CAT, I’M A CAT, I’M A CAT! is the third episode of the first season of the Shitty Wizard Podcast.

The guest for this episode was Brett Jubinville.

#### Questions asked

Would you rather trade 20 years of your life for 20 million dollars OR Would you rather live an extra 20 years where you will not be able to make any money at all?

Would you rather be able to convince someone anything you say is true, but if you do it three times they die OR Would you rather no one in the world is able to tell you a lie?
Will-o'-the-wisp

Detonate enemies on kill.

On killing an enemy, spawn a lava pillar in a 12m (+2.4m per stack) radius for 350% (+280% per stack) base damage.

### Category

Damage
OnKillEffect

### Item ID

4

The **Will-o'-the-wisp** is a returning item in Risk of Rain 2. The creature inside is a mystery to those in possession of it, it doesn't seem to eat nor does it make any attempt to leave the jar.

The explosion generated this way can crit. This is based on your crit chance.
Episode 10: Thrill All Humans

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Episode 10: Thrill All Humans is the tenth and final episode of the first season of the Shitty Wizard podcast.

The guest for this episode was Nic ter Horst.

#### Questions asked

Would you rather have a living tattoo OR Would you rather have all the tattoos The Joker had in Suicide Squad?

Would you rather wake up in the past OR Would you rather wake up in the future?

Would you rather have to fly everywhere but it ages you at double time OR Would you rather have to teleport everywhere with a 1 in 10 chance you’ll be way off?
TopSpinTheFuzzy

TopSpinTheFuzzy's YouTube channel icon, depicting himself.

TopSpinTheFuzzy is a YouTube personality and animator known for animations commissioned by Game Grumps and his participation in the Killustrators podcast.

He is a one-time guest on the Shitty Wizards podcast. He appears in *Streamy Dreams* Episode 3.
A Moment, Fractured

Hidden Realm: A Moment, Fractured

## Hidden Realm

**A Moment, Fractured** is a Hidden Realm Environment. It features multiple floating islands in a void, with sharp blue crystals embedded in them. As the player drops down, a path of glowing blue rocks will appear between each island, leading the player to the last area. The Obelisk can be found on top of the last island.

The player can interact with the Obelisk, being prompted if they want to obliterate themselves from existence, then being asked again if they are sure. Doing so the second time will end the run for *all players*, while also giving each 5 Lunar Coins.

Obliterating for the first time complete the "True Respite" challenge, which unlocks the character Mercenary, while obliterating with any Survivor on Monsoon (except Engineer) completes their Mastery challenge, which unlocks that Survivor's skin.

If the player wants to continue the run, a portal will open up near the Obelisk (after interacting once) to the right side of the hill.

This stage can only be reached via the Celestial Portal, which spawns every four levels (starting at level 7) after the first loop next to the Teleporter.

As of the *Hidden Realms* update, **A Moment, Fractured** also serves as a gateway to A Moment, Whole, an alternative ending Hidden Realm, accessed by interacting with the Obelisk while at least one player in the party holds the Beads of Fealty.

## Artifacts

Artifacts are not yet implemented into the game.

## Logbook Entry

*The Environment Log for the Logbook Entry can be found right underneath the platform where you start, however, for it to appear, you first have to search the edges of this platform long enough.*

## Secrets & Achievements

Before jumping down on the platform you spawn on, turn left and walk up the angled planks. If you turn your gamma up you can see three Islands in the distance against the backdrop. Two of these islands contain literal hidden Easter Eggs.

#### Getting to the Easter Eggs

If you use Milky Chrysalis alongside multiple Fuel Cells, you can fly over to both islands to the left. Wax Quails will help to get horizontal momentum to travel the distance.
Episode 1: Lick the Cheese Man!

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Episode 1: Lick the Cheese Man! is the first episode of the first season of the Shitty Wizard podcast.

### Questions asked

Would you rather not be able to tell your hands from food OR Would you rather sweat Cheese Whiz?

Would you rather have a third arm grow out of a random part or your body OR Would you rather have a third eye you can place anywhere you want?
Fred Kennedy

Fred as he appears in the podcast's animated episode.

"Fearless" Fred Kennedy is a radio host, actor, and comic book writer. He works for the Toronto radio station 102.1 The Edge. He plays Albert Einstein in the YouTube animated series 'Super Science Friends.'

He is a one-time guest on the Shitty Wizard podcast, appearing in Episode 4.
Episode 2: I Won't Eat Your Baby, I Promise!

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Episode 2: I Won't Eat Your Baby, I Promise! is the second episode of the first season of the Shitty Wizard podcast.

The guest for this episode was DaynaDoodles.

#### Questions asked

Would you rather lose your ability to draw OR Would you rather eat a bowl of spiders in front of your peers?

Would you rather have indestructible skin but you can’t feel anything OR Would you rather have extremely sensitive skin but every feeling is amplified?

Would you rather have to kill and eat a random loved one OR Would you rather never be able to eat or drink again?
The Chew Girl

The Chew Girl is a running joke in the Shitty Wizard podcast that became a character recognized by both the Shitty Wizards themselves as well as fans. She is Brett Jubinville's personal maid whose sole job is to chew his food for him before feeding it into his mouth.

She was created when Adam asked a question in Episode 1 of Streamy Dreams: "would you rather have squishy teeth, or have all of your food fed to you baby-bird style?" Discussion of the latter option began to center around Brett hypothetically hiring someone to do this for him, and leading to awkward discussion among studio employees. Laurel added that "she has to wear the maid uniform."

> "*It sounds like the epitome of hedonism; like some old Roman senator being like 'bring me the Chew Girl!'*"
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The Chew Girl has no canonical physical appearance but has been referenced in multiple episodes of Streamy Dreams. In one episode, she was even greeted by the Wizards when they mentioned that Brett was eating his lunch in the same room they were recording in. In another, Laurel asked Brett if she could borrow his Chew Girl.

Her real name is Taylor; this was chosen by the Wizards out of a pool of names suggested by the Discord server.
Andy Hayward

Andy as he appears in the podcast's animated episode.

Andy Hayward is an actor and puppeteer known for his work on *Sesame Street*, *Bear and the Big Blue House*, and Super Simple TV, including 'The Bumble Nums' and 'Milo's Monster School Vlog.'

He is a one-time guest on the Shitty Wizard podcast, appearing in Episode 6.
Episode 7: You Never Amounted to Anything!

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Episode 7: You Never Amounted to Anything! is the seventh episode of the first season of the Shitty Wizard podcast.

The guest for this episode was Shaggy Shanahan.

#### Questions asked

Would you rather be able to skip to the front of every line but have to attend the birthday party of everyone you pass OR Would you rather every time you blink the monster that’s chasing you gets a half step closer?

Would you rather a witch gives you superpowers but is making you do terrible things OR Would you rather use your superpowers to immediately kill the witch and go down as a hero?
Shaman

The Shaman is a mysterious man the party met during their investigation of the Ravager camps. Giving no name aside from his title, the Shaman quickly gained the party's trust and proved to be a valuable source of information on the druid tribes as well as a potent healer.

After their initial meeting, the Shaman looked after a young woman the party encountered named Stella Cartwright, the middle child of the mayor of Silverkeep, who had been vivisected into a morph with snakes for arms and a serpentine lower body. Over the course of a series of months, the Shaman has slowly healed the young woman to the point where she has almost regrown her arms and progress has been made in recovering her lower body.

The party once again encountered the Shaman while he was taking care of the matron of the Kynriq Syhl druid tribe, a seer known as the Moss Mother.

After the latest interaction, the Shaman told the party he would remain with the Kynriq Syhl for a time and utilize their healers as well to attempt to accelerate Stella's recovery.
Podcast Guests

This is a list of guests that have been in either the main episodes or in *Streamy Dreams.*

DaynaDoodles: in Episode 2: I Won't Eat Your Baby, I Promise

Brett Jubinville: in Episode 3: I'M A CAT, I'M A CAT, I'M A CAT! (and multiple episodes of *Streamy Dreams*)

Fred Kennedy: in Episode 4: Controversy! Is Trump Gay?

Kelly Bastow: in Episode 5: Feels Good On The Cooter! (and *Streamy Dreams* episode 13)

Andy Hayward: in Episode 6: You Just Need Hands to Murder!

Shaggy Shanahan: in Episode 7: You Never Amounted to Anything! (and multiple episodes of *Streamy Dreams*)

Ken House: in Episode 8: The Sweaty Erotic World of Dwaynes (and multiple episodes of Streamy Dreams)

J. Bone: in Episode 9: You're a Bad Mother!

Nic ter Horst: in Episode 10: Thrill All Humans

TopSpinTheFuzzy: in *Streamy Dreams* Episode 3

Lord Bung: in *Streamy Dreams* Episode 4

Luke Humphris: in *Streamy Dreams* Episode 9

Matthew Hoddy: in *Streamy Dreams* Episode 20

DaynaDoodlesBrett JubinvilleFred KennedyKelly BastowAndy HaywardShaggy ShanahanKen HouseJ.BoneNic ter HorstTopSpinTheFuzzyLord BungLuke HumphrisMatthew Hoddy
Laurel Dalgleish

> "*You're all gonna die one day. I'm not gonna feel bad just because I made it happen sooner.*"
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## Laurel Dalgleish

Laurel as she appears in the podcast's animations.

### Aliases

@LaurelDalgleish (twitter)@lala\_la\_laurel (instagram)

## Physical description

### Eye color

Grey

Laurel Dalgleish is an animator and film director known for her work on the YouTube animated series 'Super Science Friends,' 'The Bumble Nums' and 'Milo's Monster School Vlog.'

She is one of the three primary members of the Shitty Wizard podcast.

### Description

Laurel is dressed as a stereotypical witch, with a purple cloak and pointed wide-brimmed hat both with a single star-shaped button. She has blonde hair in a short pixie cut. Her arms and legs are entirely black, presumably with arm/leg warmers or a bodysuit.

Laurel is the 'Id' of the Shitty Wizards; she is quick to hypothetical violence. She overestimates her ability to restrain herself or be a good role model, saying things like 'I would be a good mother,' but is always immediately corrected by the other people in the room.

### Podcast Lore

As of Episode 6, she was murdered by a disembodied head given mobility via a robot suit that she taunted and embarrassed with makeup and a rainbow wig.

As of Episode 9, she has four gnome sons who are wild and rude, partly because of her terrible parenting.

Laurel's bio from the official Shitty Wizard instagram.Laurel's boyfriend Matt.
Lord Bung

## Lord Bungass

Lord Bung's YouTube channel icon, depicting his anthropomorphic triceratops persona.

### Aliases

Danny/Daniel@Lord\_Bung (twitter)@whorungthedung (instagram)

## Biographical information

### Date of birth

July 1 Cretaceous period 68 million years BC

## Physical description

### Eye color

Dark brown singular eye ,(Browneye)

**Lord Bung** (first name Danny, last name unknown) is a YouTube personality and animator known for the animated series the '*Bung Chronicles*' and '*Confinement*.' They have their own podcast, the Pubcast, shared with their friends Aidan Walker (AKindAleWar) and Hyojin Choi (better known as Squizxy, who was outed for being a serial abuser). Lord Bung would later scam his viewers for thousands of dollars, made the final episode filled softcore material then delete their YouTube channel, Patreon and other social medias and forever disappear. They gained a massive notoriety following the events.

They are a one-time guest on the Shitty Wizard podcast, appearing in *Streamy Dreams* Episode 4.

Lord Bung's doodles summarizing the episode, posted on his twitter.
Episode 8: The Sweaty Erotic World of Dwaynes

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Episode 8: The Sweaty Erotic World of Dwaynes is the eighth episode of the first season of the Shitty Wizard podcast.

The guest for this episode was Ken House.

#### Questions asked

Would you rather have to sing everything you say OR Would you rather have six inch long cherry red fingernails and toenails?

Would you rather live in a world where the only form of transportation are big buff dudes OR Would you rather have to carry around a party sub that is as tall as you for the rest of your life?
Episode 4: Controversy! Is Trump Gay?

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Episode 4: Controversy! Is Trump Gay? is the fourth episode of the first season of the Shitty Wizard podcast.

The guest for this episode was Fred Kennedy.

#### Questions asked

Would you rather make out with Donald Trump OR never be able to drink coffee again?

Would you rather have a voice in your head that only occasionally tells you dark truths OR Would you rather have a voice in your head that constantly talks about nothing?

Would you rather have to walk everywhere for the rest of your life OR Would you rather have to roll yourself around in an office chair for the rest of your life?
Episode 9: You're a Bad Mother!

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Episode 9: You're a Bad Mother! is the ninth episode of the first season of the Shitty Wizard podcast.

The guest for this episode was J. Bone.

#### Questions asked

Would you rather have a doppelgänger that is actively trying to replace you OR Would you rather everyone else has a doppelgänger?

Would you rather give birth to four gnomes OR Would you rather give birth to one ogre?
Episode 5: Feels Good on the Cooter!

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Episode 5: Feels Good on the Cooter! is the fifth episode of the first season of the Shitty Wizard podcast.

The guest for this episode was Kelly Bastow.

#### Questions asked

Would you rather only be able to eat one thing for the rest of your life OR Would you rather be able to eat anything, but only once?

Would you rather be naked for the rest of your life OR Would you rather have hair all over your body like a Sasquatch?

Would you rather inhale a fart directly from someone’s butt OR Would you rather eat a whole loaf of bread in one sitting?
Streamy Dreams

> "*Talk amongst yourselves.*"
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The standard thumbnail used for Streamy Dreams. Small variations are sometimes made like adding holiday themes or a guest's picture.

*Streamy Dreams* is the Shitty Wizard weekly podcast that behaves like a regular episode, but is livestreamed on YouTube instead of pre-recorded. Because they don't need to spend time on making animations to accompany these episodes, they can come out more regularly. During these livestreams, the Wizards usually accept questions from the live chat, or their Discord server.

The Shitty Wizards stream every Thursday at 12 PM EST.

### Story Arcs

* Get Phucked Phil
* Magical Laurel

Thumbnail for After DarkGroup selfie posted to promote the After Dark episode
Aegirran

Water

Storms

Seasons

**Aegirran** is the storm giant demigod who presides over sea travel, weather, and dreams. He is wed to Skode the Huntress, but is separated from her except during the changing of the seasons where the shore meets the sea.

He is primarily worshipped by the Aegirskall tribe in the Ulfthunar Fjells who named themselves in his honor in exchange for his protection and guidance.

It is believed that Aegirran protects his worshippers who travel over the ocean and sends them dreams of their loved ones.
Armor-Piercing Rounds

Deal extra damage to bosses.

Deal an additional 20% damage (+20% per stack) to bosses.

**Armor-Piercing Rounds** is an item in Risk of Rain 2. It increases your damage by 20% (+20% per stack) against bosses and monsters spawned by the teleporter. It reflects this by changing the color of your damage numbers, if they are enabled, to orange when you are damaging an applicable boss.

This item only affects bosses spawned by the teleporter, signified by their red health bar. It does *not* give you a damage bonus against bosses that spawn outside of teleporter activations in the late game (with the exception of the Alloy Worship Unit), however it will still increase your damage against Hordes of Many.
Syphon (Druid)

Not much is known about the ancient druid, Syphon. It is believed however that he was the first mortal to tap into the divine power of nature and become one with it. Ever since, many have followed in his footsteps and became part of the eponymous Malfur Syph druid tribe, or Tribe of the Life Tree in common.

In druidic culture, it is prophesied that Syphon's spirit will inhabit those of his lineage, but no currently living druid has experienced the ritual and the details have been kept secret to all except the most privileged elder druids that were sworn to secrecy lest they lose their bond with nature permanently.

The current inheritor of the spirit of Syphon is a member of the party named Xilo Anakiir who has communed with the spirit on rare occasions and never for very long.
Desmond

Desmond was born into a nomadic herd of goliaths. A bit small for a goliath, Desmond had to resort to perfecting his fighting technique instead of relying on pure brutish strength like his fellow tribesmen his age.

As such, when his herd passed by the monastery of Irori in Sokuv, Desmond took advantage of the opportunity and snuck out to go train with the monks. Unbeknownst to him, he would never find his nomadic tribe again. Using that as motivation for his new ascetic lifestyle, Desmond took heart in the fact that he had to start completely over and recreate his entire life from the ground up.

Desmond trained and trained for years until one night he saw a vision of a stone giant holding the weight of the sky on the top of a mountaintop. He wrapped up his training and departed for the lone mountaintop. After years of traveling, he found the stone giant that he saw in his dream: a creature of immense size and power, bigger than any recorded stone giant in Solum's history. Challenging the giant to single combat, Desmond is said to have done battle with his foe for three days and nights before finally he managed to throw the giant off the top of the mountain and shake the foundation of Thenica with the fall.

After this battle, Desmond earned the title of "The Earthshaker" and many Thenicans now visit the famous crater where the stone giant fell.
Cloaked Chest

A **Cloaked Chest** is an invisible Structure that can be found in all Environments. In contrast to other chests, this one does not have to be purchased. However, it is very difficult to see: It is completely transparent, only slightly distorting the background.

## Tips

* Cloaked Chests get locked while the teleporter is getting charged, so try to spot them at this point.
* Keep an eye out for the "Open Cloaked Chest" prompt that appears when you walk by one.
* It is possible to scan cloaked chests using the Radar Scanner Equipment.
Chest

**Chests** are Structures that are scattered throughout every Environment (excluding the Bazaar Between Time and A Moment, Fractured) at random. Chests contain Items that must be purchased with Gold. This variety of Chest - labeled: "Chest" - Costs half as much as a Large Chest, and has a chance to contain either a Common item, an Uncommon item, or a Legendary item.

## Item Frequencies

* Common = ~79.2%
* Uncommon = ~19.8%
* Legendary = ~0.99%
Qyren Ovel

Qyren Ovel was an elven Inquisitor of the Church of Saint Cuthbert, a respected member of the Long Arm. He was the mentor of Hex Infernatus, as well as the aasimar Coron Aborea. He found Hex while journeying with a witch hunting party in the eastern swamps of Incertus, and took the boy under his wing after the massacre of the coven living there. Along with Coron, Ovel raised the two as if they were his sons, indoctrinating them into the Church and giving the orphan boys a new purpose. He was a kind, honorable, and gentle man, despite the grisly and often violent work required of a Church Inquisitor. The two were later inducted into the Long Arm to serve alongside Ovel as fellow Inquisitors. The three went on several missions together, until during one such expedition to investigate the castle of legendary vampire Nergal Tepesh. Qyren was seemingly betrayed and slain by his pupil, Coron. Hex was also defeated by the aasimar, who escaped capture with Ovel's body. The elf was mourned by his fellows in Silverkeep, and Hex has carried on his legacy, living by his teachings, and effectively inherited his position within the Long Arm.
Zursvaater

Law

War

Trickery

**Zursvaater** is the father of fire giants, who believe he created them from stone giants in exchange for their devotion.

His eternal rival is Thremyr, the god of the frost giants, who he is constantly at war with, though he instructs his followers to be more secretive than the rest of their kind.

He is primarily worshipped by fire giants, few members of the Ulfthunar Fjells, and dwarves who eschew their family deities.
Skrymir

Magic

Trickery

Wanderlust

**Skrymir** is the trickster god of the giants and is said to somehow be related to Bergelmir. Their exact relationship is disputed, however, and many view it as one of the tricks started by the Sunset Seeker himself.

Skrymir takes an active role in the world, often traversing it in disguise and is rumored to reward those who pass his tests of wit.

He is primarily worshipped by storm giant travelers, members of the Ulfthunar Fjells, tricksters, and is respected by many...creative fey.