Nerd Rage!!!

The 19th song from Internet cartoon band Your Favorite Martian. It details the borderline between nerds and regular people and the dilemmas of being a nerd, thus causing *nerd rage*, when people are unspecific which enrages nerds all around the world.

## Lyrics

[Intro: Benetar]

I got that Nerd Rage

Nerd Rage

I got that Nerd Rage

Nerd Rage

Ner-er-erd Rage

Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage

Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage

Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage

Ner-er-erd Rage

[Verse 1: Puff Puff]

They say I "Nerd Rage"

I say they don't understand

Keep talkin' trash bitch

I'mma have to ban

You from my chat room

And I can hardly think

But I'mma have to slap Jar Jar Binks

And slam George Lucas' head in a car door

For far more than just ruining Star Wars

Stop re-mastering you're making it worse

And for the love of god, Greedo didn't shoot first!

And fuck Comic Sans

And fuck low bandwidth

And never say that Pluto ain't a planet, goddammit

I'm readin' what you're saying on the message boards

Yes I have too had sex before!

With a girl, you don't know her!

She moved away! Shut up!

And don't tell me Doctor Who is the same without Tom Baker

The shit is just lame

And what do you mean you've never seen "Citizen Kane?"

[Hook: Benetar]

I got that Nerd Rage

Nerd Rage

I got that Nerd Rage

Nerd Rage

Ner-er-erd Rage

Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage

Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage

Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage

Ner-er-erd Rage

[Verse 2: Puff Puff]

I broke seven keyboards over my knee

How dare you say Marvel is better than DC

Your horrible grammar, it's makin' me puke

And Captain Kirk was far superior to John Luke

Picard, and a Jedi could whip Superman in a fight

When I'm right I'ma laugh like: (Nerd Laugh)

You beat me at chess

I'm flippin' the board

Then I'll go to Michael Bay's house

Kick in the door

Break every single copy of "Transformers 4"

Hit Bay in the dick with a stick 'til he's sore

I'll own your ass in Halo so bad you might cry

And who the hell jacked my twelve-sided die?

I'll beat you up

I know karate

Ask my girlfriend

(Yes I have a girlfriend!

Did I mention I have a girlfriend?)

[Hook: Benetar]

I got that Nerd Rage

Nerd Rage

I got that Nerd Rage

Nerd Rage

Ner-er-erd Rage

Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage

Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage

Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage

Ner-er-erd Rage

[Verse 3: Puff Puff]

I see Will Wheaton, and I get excited

(And pick up your toys! ) They're collectors items!

Shut up, Mom, and give 'em back to me

And holy shit, don't take 'em out the packaging!

(And clean your room, it smells like manure

And stop watchin' porn videos on your computer! )

I'm doin' research, leave me alone

Why you hatin'?

(I just think it's weird that all the girls are Asian)

[Hook: Benetar]

I got that Nerd Rage

Nerd Rage

I got that Nerd Rage

Nerd Rage

Ner-er-erd Rage

Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage

Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage

Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage

Ner-er-erd Rage

[Post Hook: Benetar]

All my fellow nerds

Oh, I know you understand

All my fellow nerds

Sing along if you can

(We got that) Nerd Rage

(We got that) Nerd Rage

(We got that) Nerd Rage

(We got that) Nerd Rage

Nerd Rage

[Outro: Puff Puff]

"What? You never heard of Joss Whedon?

He's like one of the greatest writer/directors

Of our time!

And what do you mean "Phantom Menace"

Is your favorite Star Wars movie?

God da... dude, alright

We ca... we can't be friends

I can't be your friend anymore

Goodbye