SF!Dave Miller “the comic relief”

* Normal
* Mad
* YOU HAVE ENGAGED THE EGGPLANT
* Dave goes beyond the limits of perfection.
* Davetrap rises to F\*\*\* up some Little S\*\*\*\*

## **Backstory**

it is unknown how this version of Dave Miller came to be, Only Alaric truly knows. But for the sake of simplicity let’s say he is an eggplant who somehow became a man who strangled kiddies in freddy Fazbenders, who then became a god with his pal Old sport (Jack Kennedy).

## **Powers/Abilities**

### **Eternal Annoyance**

Dave can be annoying in anyway and for others who find it funny, it never gets old. He also cannot stop being annoying no matter how hard he tries.

### **Infinitely long neck**

Dave Miller has a neck that can span across the whole of creation and seems to have infinite length, close your window’s as he could be around the corner as we speak.

### **Completely indestructibility at the cost of damage**

Dave Miller cannot be damaged through unknown means, this comes in handy when he is annoying the other beings in the Authorverse as they somehow cannot damage him. Unfortunately this also makes him not be able to deal over 1 damage with normal attacks, but the damage is dealt every 0.1 zeptoseconds (10 damage every zeptosecond).

### **True Immortality**

Dave is Truly immortal making any damage to him meaningless, he cannot die through any means, not even omnipotence and beyond can kill Dave.

### **Kiddie Strangler**

If Dave attacks a kiddie with strangulation, Dave will automatically kill them and they cannot do anything about it.

### Variation: Cat Strangler

after his defeat at the hands of MUI Garfield, Dave adapted his Strangling technique to work on cats of any kind as well, so If Dave attacks a cat with strangulation, Dave will automatically kill them and they cannot do anything about it.

### **Dave Omnipotence**

Dave has his own version of Omnipotence that is designed Only for annoying people, as long as someone can get annoyed by something, Dave knows it can can do it.

### **Comic relief**

Dave knows the best time to crack a joke, or make a witty remark (this sometimes ends with him taking some hits)

### **I’m not holding back anymore old sport**

Dave unleashes his true power summoning a pure purple knife or gun made of an eggplant that one shots almost anything and anyone by completely destroying everything and anything that ties them to their life and then cutting it off, killing them instantly. (so far only MUI Garfield survived this though he did experience EXTREME pain.) when Dave unleashes his True power he also gains a few new tricks.

However due to his loss against MUI Garfield he has improved on this so it obliterates them on every conceivable level and beyond infinitely beyond them with now only omnipotent beings being able to survive attacks when Dave is in this state.

#### Eggplant Punch

Dave unleashes a punch so powerful it absolutely obliterates anything it hits, not even Pure UFS or True Fear can survive this attack.

#### Eggplant and Kabab summoning

Dave can summon an beyond infinite number of Eggplants and Kabab’s that deal the same devastating damage that Eggplant Punch can.

#### Dave Dance

Dave does a dance so good and so hypnotizing absolutely anyone and everything that sees it must take part in it and lose all focus in anything else until they danced for 100 Googolplexian Years. Nothing can break Anyone effected by this out of the dance, except for omnipotence.

### Beyond Infinite Evolution/Transcendence/Perfection.

After losing in a fight against MUI Garfield, Dave was absolutely pissed off and began scheming. Dave had already gotten step 1 done and was now onto step two, so Dave went looking through all of creation and found the creator of everything, all worlds, all reality’s, the fictional and the irl world. He then sneakily used his knife and carved a piece of them off and then… he ate it. Then the power of the creator flowed through Dave, and he gained beyond infinite evolution/transcendence/perfection. This gave Dave the ability to evolve/transcend beyond the limits of infinity. Whenever Dave feels like it now he can just evolve to be ABSOLUTELY superior to his opponent, even if the opponent has no limits, Dave can now just decide to transcend higher. (Dave only does this if he absolutely thinks he will lose in a fight).

## Davetrap (Transformation)

### How Dave became Davetrap

After the tragic loss against MUI Garfield, Dave was absolutely pissed off and began scheming. The first step of his Scheme was to gain a power suit, so he went to ol’ reliable Springbonnie….. and got springlocked in it after pouring Buffalo wing sauce in some spring locks while he was eating a Buffalo wing. Luckily Dave’s invincibility allow him to survive and he decided to absorb the Springbonnie suit giving him the ability to transform into Davetrap and has buffed the Davetrap form to the point he has absolute control over the concept of Chadness by using his Beyond Infinite Evolution/Transcendence/Perfection so much while in his Davetrap form after gaining that power.

## Davetrap’s powers

Davetrap has all of normal Dave’s abilities but they are beyond infinitely superior to his base ones (except for his Beyond Infinite Evolution/Transcendence/Perfection, that is 500 times superior.)

### The Bite Of 87’

Davetrap clomps down real hard onto a targets head which chomps out their frontal lobe making their IQ - ∞ and dealing so much damage to the point it one shots anything even EOTV.

### Eggplant Punch (empowered by springlocks)

Same as the normal Eggplant punch but beyond infinitely infinitely stronger sense it’s empowered by springlocks.

### Beyond infinitely beyond Chad Physiology

Davetrap is Beyond infinitely beyond any and all Chads and has beyond infinite power over The concept of Chadness (what makes people chads).

### Chad inducment/removal

Davetrap has the ability to give and remove Chad/Gigchad/Alpha Chad status from people, either making them beyond infinitely stronger or beyond infinitely weaker.

### Absolute Chad Immunity

due his his power over the concept of chadness, Davetrap is absolutely immune to any and all Chad esc powers.

## Trivia

* Dave’s only role in the authorverse is too be the comic relief.
* Dave cannot beat any character in the Authorverse (he can win if he cheats a bit, uses one of his cheater moves, or transforms into Davetrap) yet somehow cannot lose as well due to his invulnerability.
* Dave does not have good relations with the other gods.
* Dave is stronger than he looks and is holding back on his TRUE power.
* Dave is almost as lazy as sans
* Dave lost to MUI Garfield in a fight and is scheming his revenge, and has become stronger in order to achieve this.

## Gallery

dave’s normal stateDave is mad”You have engaged the Eggplant”Dave goes beyond the limits of perfection.Davetrap rises to F\*\*\* up some Little S\*\*\*\*