The Rare THX Trailer Made By PlayStation

You know something? THX trailers are almost the same thing I talk about. And there's a good reason for it, many people tend to do the same thing too.

Recently, I came across another THX trailer, and this had something to do with PlayStation.

PlayStation is a video game company that's mostly known for making games like God of War, LittleBigPlanet, Ratchet & Clank and others. But as I said, there is a lost THX trailer about PlayStation. So here's my story.

It all began when I was at Jack In The Box. My order was a ultimate cheeseburger with no mustard, a side of curly fries and a large lemonade with no ice. As soon as I finished eating, I went down to a store called Dollar Tree.

What I paid for was a Crunch bar and a pack of Hostess cupcakes. Before I went to the check out, I looked at the DVD's they had on sale. Most of them were DVD's of movies I had never heard of, sometimes they were mockbusters of movies I have seen.

After spending 5 seconds of looking, I found a rare DVD. Basically, it was a THX DVD. The cover consisted of Sackboy, Cole Macgrath, Kat Alua, Kratos, Ratchet and Parappa in front of a blue background which involved the shapes featured on many PlayStation controllers. The DVD was titled as "The Rare THX Trailer Made By PlayStation."

"Very interesting, but how can these video games be THX certified?" I muttered.

I did remember that Soul Calibur 3's PS2 release had the THX logo. And the video game Lair had the Moo Can trailer in it.

I went to the checkout and asked if this DVD came with a boxset. The store clerk said that they found it on the street one day, but it wasn't apart of a boxset as they said.

I bought my stuff along with the DVD and headed out.

When I got home, my parents told me that they would be going out to see Morbius along with my brothers. I didn't go to the movie because I heard some pretty bad reviews of the movie.

So I was all alone by myself. But hey, it at least gave me the opportunity to watch the DVD.

I inserted the DVD into my DVD player while I got my snacks from Dollar Tree. The DVD opened with the Sony Pictures Home Entertainment logo and the PlayStation Originals logo.

It then took me to a language menu which asked what language I would like to view it in.

I selected English and then it directed me to the menu. It was similar to the DVD menu from the rare THX trailer by Green Hat Films, as the characters including Tex were in a line.

The 4 menu options were Play, Scene Selection, Set Up and Bonus Features.

Something I hadn't done before watching the rare THX trailer was view the bonus features. The features were trailers for the first 3 LittleBigPlanet games, Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception, Gravity Rush 1 & 2 and Parappa The Rapper Remastered.

And then I went to play the trailer. But as you guessed it, a warning came up.

"This trailer was made for the theatrical release of "Spiral: From the Book of Saw" despite not being THX certified. The trailer contains scenes of unnerving nature that may not be suitable for the faint of heart. View this at your own risk!"

"Oh god, this is going to be quite disturbing!" I muttered.

The trailer started with a shot of Hekseville from Gravity Rush at night. It then cut to Kat who was just walking around town. Kat was wearing what appeared to be a white shirt with an orange cap and she was eating an ice cream. She spoke in an english accent in this scene.

"Where is everybody?" Kat asked.

Her cat Dusty was frightened by the dark nature.

"It's okay Dusty, there's nothing to be afraid of. It's likely we are the only people here tonight." Kat said to Dusty.

Just then, Tex's evil laughter can be heard.

Kat got shocked and asked, "What was that?"

She then began looking around wondering where the laughter came from.

After 5 seconds, Tex dropped down behind Kat. Kat gasped when she heard it due to the noises that Tex made. She turned around and saw Tex.

"Is that a robot?" Kat asked.

"Yep, I am a robot! Do you want to be a normal human being?" Tex said.

"Um, I'm fine! I can get around just fine." Kat replied.

"Oh, in that case." Tex said, as he began taking out a chainsaw.

Kat screamed when she saw it.

"Your cat is stupid and worthless. Time to commit animal cruelty." Tex said.

"My cat isn't stupid, nor worthless, besides, the cat appears to be a guardian. I don't think he can die." Kat replied.

Tex then opened a portal to hell and then said, "Well then, see if it likes this!"

Dusty then dropped down as the flames of hell touched him. The cat can be heard making a combination of hissing and screaming as he fell down.

As the portal closed up, Kat could be heard crying. This scene went for about 20 seconds as it was almost similar to the Hilda scene in the Netflix THX trailer. I felt very sorry for Kat.

"Well kitty Kat, how about I take your life now?" Tex said.

"You bastard, you may have killed my cat, but now you call me a cat? I hope you have a great time rotting in hell one day!" Kat replied.

After Kat said that, Tex then said, "Oh, you will be rotting in hell. Now say your prayers girl!"

Tex then used the chainsaw to kill Kat, but before the chainsaw made contact with Kat, the screen cut to black as I can hear blood splattering, bones being broken off and Kat's realistic screaming.

The trailer wasn't over yet. It cut to the gardens from LittleBigPlanet. Sackboy was walking past a few trees as the narrator who was Stephen Fry spoke, "Ah yes, LittleBigPlanet. A world of creativity and sometimes peace. This is our hero, Sackboy. Hello there little fella!"

Sackboy waved to the screen after Stephen Fry said that.

"Now Sackboy, I have to warn you about a crazy psycho robot lurking around here. He has been murdering a whole lot of people!" Stephen continued.

Sackboy began getting confused, and then out of nowhere, some chuckling can be heard echoing.

Just then, Sackboy went into a scared state.

"I think that's the robot Sackboy!" The narrator said.

Tex flew down in front of Sackboy.

Sackboy began running away from Tex as the narrator said, "Looks like Sackboy doesn't want to be part of this."

Tex started chasing Sackboy as he began flying.

Sackboy was very frightened as he kept running. Tex was seen behind him.

"Don't be worried little fella, I am not going to hurt you, but I'm going to tear you up in a way you never felt before." Tex said to Sackboy.

All of a sudden, Sackboy heard rustling out of a bush.

Out of the bush came Toggle, Oddsock and Swoop.

Toggle punched Tex, while Oddsock and Swoop slammed him into the ground.

"Ow!" said Tex, as he pulled out a pumpkin bomb. "That's it! Time to blow this Little Big Planet to bits!"

Tex threw the pumpkin bomb at the four sack creatures. Right when it was about to go off, the screen cut to black. All I could hear was the bomb exploding and Stephen Fry saying, "That robot is a psycho!"

But the trailer still wasn't over yet.

The next scene cut to Empire City from Infamous. Zeke was watching a cartoon on the TV when suddenly Cole showed up.

"Hey Zeke, would you be a pal and switch the channel to the news? I'm hearing rumors of a red robot killing people." Cole asked.

"Sure thing dude, this cartoon is boring me out anyway." Zeke said.

Zeke switched over to the news as he asked. On the news, it said that Tex was featured as one of the most brutal killers ever. As the news report kept going on, the TV switched off itself.

"Zeke, what did you do?" Cole asked.

"It wasn't me man. Must be a power failure." Zeke replied.

"But the power looks fine." Cole then said.

Just then, Tex flew up behind Cole.

"Cole, don't look behind you." Zeke reminded.

"Why, is it him?" Cole asked.

Cole then decided to turn around and saw Tex himself. Cole got an angry look on his face seeing the robotic murderer.

"Hey there electric man, I interrupt your program to bring you a day of terror!" Tex said.

"I'm not falling for that. Get away from us or I'll call the authorities!" Cole said.

"You may think that with your electric powers, you're strong. But I'm stronger." Tex said.

"The question I have is, can you swim?" Tex asked.

"If I swim, I die. That's how I live." Cole then said.

"Very well then!" Tex remarked. Tex then grabbed Zeke and Cole. Tex threw Zeke onto the train tracks as a train was coming up ahead. Zeke was killed by the train as blood splattered everywhere.

Cole saw what happened and asked Tex, "Before you throw me in the water, can I just say one last goodbye to Zeke?"

Tex replied, "Why would you want to do that when he's all bloody. Here's one last goodbye for you."

He then threw Cole into the water. Cole was zapped by a lot of electricity as the death sound from the first Infamous game played.

The screen then faded to black. But again, it wasn't over. The next scene cut to the palace of Hades from God of War. Kratos was in the middle of fighting Hades.

Before Kratos slashed at one of Hades' hips, something sharp stabbed Hades' chest as he got knocked out easily. As the monster fell to the floor, it was revealed to be Tex who stabbed Hades.

"Oh wow, thanks robot!" Kratos said.

"Why are you thanking me? I'm actually here to kill you for disrespecting my company!" Tex said.

Kratos then said, "You want a piece of me? Prepare to die!"

Tex took out his sword and began to fight Kratos.

After about 12 seconds of fighting, Tex then said, "Boy you are so powerful, that I will instead send you to hell!"

Tex opened up a portal to hell as Kratos fell down.

The portal then closed as Tex said, "That'll teach him for disrespecting my company!"

He then flew away. Just 2 more scenes of the trailer, and this'll all be over.

It then showed a view of space. Ratchet and Clank's ship then zoomed by. The fact that this scene took place in space was reminding me of the Voltron scene from the lost Netflix THX trailer.

We then see Ratchet and Clank in their spaceship.

"Hey Ratchet, did anyone tell you about a red robot on the loose?" Clank asked.

"Uh, yeah, they say he kills people and other characters just for a simple company. Geez, he doesn't realize what he has done over the past few months." Ratchet said.

Suddenly, something super fast passed by the ship while I heard what appeared to be Tex's jetpack.

"Did you hear that Clank?" Ratchet asked.

"Yes, I think the robot knows of our existence!" Clank replied.

Just then, Tex appeared behind Ratchet and Clank without even breaking a part of the ship.

Ratchet screamed and said, "It's the robot! How did you get in here?"

Tex replied with, "I can teleport wherever I like. I'm going to kill you both because you are one of the few thing-a-ma-jigs that disrespected my company."

At that moment, Tex got out his guitar and started playing it very loudly. The song in question was DTA by JXDN. Ratchet and Clank screamed as they covered their ears, but after Tex was done playing his guitar, the entire spaceship exploded, whole Tex flew away.

But the trailer still wasn't over yet.

It cut to a shot of the Burger Shop from Parappa The Rapper Two. Parappa, PJ, Katy Kat, Lammy, and Daisy were sitting at a booth, eating burgers.

"So, did you guys here about a psycho robot whose been killing innocent people recently?" asked PJ.

"I did," said Daisy. "I heard he murdered a couple of Pixar characters for disrespecting his company."

"Yeah! I remember!" said Lammy. "Rumor has it that a couple of YouTubers in another dimension tried to stop the robot. But he was too powerful for them. I think their names were Rohan, Toppy, Dave, and Kadin."

I was in shock, hearing me and my friends be mentioned in these trailers. How did they know who we were?

Anyways, at that moment, Tex dropped down in front of the gang, holding various instruments.

"Hello, Wannabe Sugar Hill Gang," said Tex, with a laugh.

"Um, are you the robot that everyone was talking about?" asked Parappa.

"Yes I am, Clifford The Big Rapping Dog," said Tex, as he tuned his guitar.

At that moment, Katy and PJ confronted Tex.

"Listen here, Tex! Killing innocent people for a petty reason is not right!" yelled PJ. "You should just ignore those people who hated your company!"

"I agree with PJ," said Katy. "You better choose quickly to change your ways or you'll be executed by Parappa's fire rap skills."

"Oh really?" said Tex, as he prepared to play his guitar. "Well, in that case, Texy's gotta believe!!!!!!!"

At that moment, Tex started playing his guitar and rapping, while killing PJ, Katy, Daisy, and Lammy.

"That's right doggo, I'm killing your friends and soon, it'll be your end! These people disrespected me! Now time to make them as dead as can be! Pumpkin bomb!" said Tex, as he threw a pumpkin bomb at PJ, causing him to explode.

"Pumpkin bomb!" repeated Parappa, in fear.

"Bear attack!" said Tex, as he summoned Vincent The Bear from Over the Hedge to eat Katy.

The fact that Vincent was in this trailer left me with several questions, given that he wasn't owned by Sony or PlayStation in the first place.

"Bear attack," said Parappa, still nervous.

"Honey coat and bees!" said Tex, as he covered Lammy in honey and bees, causing her to die due to bee stings.

"Honey coat and bees," repeated Parappa.

"Weed hacker!" said Tex, as he used a weed hacker on Daisy.

"Weed hacker!" said Parappa, as he watched his girlfriend get massacred.

But at that moment, Chop Chop Master Onion appeared and tried to shield Parappa.

"Kick, punch! There's a problem with your mind! You're gonna serve some time!" rapped Chop Chop Master Onion.

"No, I won't because I am the greatest man to ever rap," rapped Tex, before pulling out a thing of French onion soup. "French onion soup!"

Tex threw the soup onto Chop Chop Master Onion and caused him to melt.

"French onion soup," rapped Parappa, fearfully.

"Finally, a dog meat dinner," said Tex, as he pushed Parappa into a nearby pizza oven.

Parappa screamed in pain as he was burnt to a crisp. Then, it cut to black.

But the trailer still wasn't over yet.

It cut to a shot of the THX logo from the Moo Can trailer.

On the floor, the PlayStation logo had what looked like blood stains on it and the MAWLR's head from the Killzone games was on top of the THX logo. And then the screaming deep note played. The screams belonged to many characters like Kat, Cole, Zeke, Kratos, Ratchet, Clank, Parappa, PJ, Katy Kat, Lammy, and Daisy. There were also some crowd screams from the LittleBigPlanet games in slow motion.

I found the screams to be so loud to the point I saw blood coming from my ears.

"God freaking dammit!" I yelled.

I paused the trailer, went to the bathroom and cleaned my ears. When I came back, I unpaused it.

Tex flew down and proceeded to say his speech.

"Hello PlayStation fans, I have murdered your favorite characters once again. Why? It's because they, including you disrespected my company. Now let this be a lesson to you. If you ever fear me or my company, I'll be coming around the hometown when I come. Later haters!"

Tex pushed the button on his chest and flew off into the dark sky while he laughed as usual.

The slogan dropped down, but rather than it saying "The Audience Is Listening", it instead said, "See You On The Other Side".

Then the slogan faded out and stayed at a black screen for about 10 seconds. I would assume that it would show one more thing, and yep, something else happened.

The 10 second black screen was interrupted by a close up shot of Kat from Gravity Rush. However, her eyes were black with no pupils and she was crying blood. In the background, I could hear what sounded like a childish version of the gut wrenching/Howie scream along with a distorted and loud version of Caillou's crying from Caillou Joins The Circus.

Because it was loud, I jumped in shock. The jumpscare ended and took me back to the menu.

I was appalled by the content of that trailer. But I was also appalled by the fact that Adam Kennington knew who me and my friends were. So, I took some screenshots of what I saw and smashed the DVD to bits.

That night, we had a nightmare.

Asriel, Tex, Toppy, Rohan, Dave, and I were back at the logo with the Illuminati once again.

"What are we doing back here?" asked Toppy.

"I don't know," said Rohan. "The last time we were here, we were on trial by the Illuminati and assigned with gathering the Main Six. I wonder what they need from us now."

At that moment, Professor X, Boog, Roddy, Alex, Shrek, Gil, Lightning McQueen, and Ian appeared in their battle stances.

"Guys!" said Asriel. "Why did you call us here?"

"The EXE has become more powerful than ever before!" said Professor X. "It has effected our Tex once again, and he's coming this way! We need you to help us stop him."

"What?!" said Toppy. "This shouldn't be the case! I thought we got the first item of the Main Six in the last universe!"

"Yes," I said. "We got the door knob. We received it in the last universe."

"Yes," said Shrek. "But for each item you get, the EXE becomes more and more powerful by the day. Based on our calculations, it should be unstoppable in one year."

"One year is a lot of time, no?" said Rohan.

"For some," said Professor X. "But for you and us and the fate of the multiverse, it's a race against the clock!"

"Guys! Look!" yelled Alex.

We all gasped in horror at the site of Tex. EXE, who smiled his psychotic grin and had all of his killing tools at the ready.

"Hello, sparkles," said Tex. EXE.

"Please," said Boog. "Let our Tex go."

"No!" said Tex. EXE. "You disrespected my company for far too long! Now, it's time for the EXE to do it's work!"

"Tex, please!" said Boog. "My fourth movie was a massive failure and got me laughed out of the film industry. I understand what you're going through."

"Is Elliot the Uni-deer still alive?" asked Tex. EXE.

"Yes," said Boog.

"Good!" said Tex. EXE. "There will be someone left to do sequels."

"Tex," said Boog, as he pointed at Alex. "Alex can destroy you with one roar from his mouth."

At that moment, Tex. EXE snapped his fingers.

"What mouth?" asked Tex. EXE.

At that moment, we all gasped in horror at the site of Alex, who had no mouth. The mouthless Alex frantically tapped his face, trying to find his mouth. But at that moment, a sound wave came out of his head and blew it off, killing him instantly. We all gasped in horror at the site of Alex's decapitated corpse.

"Multiverse Protectors," said Professor X, as he pulled out a piece of paper. "Take this. It's a list of all the items of the Main Six you need to complete your mission. Receive them, sooner rather than later! We won't make it out of this fight alive! Go now!"

"But we wanna help!" I said, as I saw Boog get turned into a bear skin rug by Tex.

"RUUUUUN!" yelled Professor X. "Don't waste time! The fate of the multiverse lies in your hands! I believe in you! Good luck!"

We all nodded and hid behind the X of the THX logo to watch the fight. Boog and Alex were now gone, so we were on the edge of our seat. Roddy and Tex. EXE charged at each other. Roddy bit Tex. EXE on the crotch, while Tex. EXE tried to reach for him with his sword, but to no avail.

"Don't you get tired of this?!" asked Tex. EXE, as he grabbed Roddy by the tail.

"I could do this all day," said Roddy.

But at that moment, Tex. EXE took a dart out of his pocket and stabbed Roddy in the heart with it. Blood spilled out of Roddy's mouth and nose, as he collapsed to the ground.

"Roddy!" yelled Lightning McQueen, as he charged at Tex. EXE. "You psychotic monster! I'll kill you for that!"

Lightning attempted to run Tex. EXE over. But Tex. EXE popped all four of Lightning's tires and smashed up to bits, killing him instantly. Then, Ian used his magic staff to try to cast a few spells on Tex. EXE.

"Get the heck out of my universe!" yelled Ian, as he cast one spell after another.

Tex. EXE, with a blank expression on his face, went up to Ian, took his staff, and used a transformation spell to turn Ian into a cockroach. Then, he stepped on the cockroach, killing Ian. Then, Gil tried to charge at Tex. EXE. But Tex. EXE grabbed Gil by the tail, battered him in flour, put him in a deep fryer, and fried him into fish and chips.

"Enough!" yelled Professor X and Shrek, as they tried to get into Tex. EXE's mind.

Tex. EXE screamed as Shrek and Professor X entered his mind. They kept walking in a forest, until they saw the real Tex, their Tex, underneath a pile of rubble. We gasped in shock at the site of the Illuminati Universe's Tex, trapped under black rubble.

"Help me," said the Illuminati Tex.

"THX Tex!" said Shrek. "Your mind is being held hostage by the EXE!"

At that moment, more and more rubble started to rain down on Illuminati Tex. Then, Professor X had an idea.

"Grab my hand!" yelled Professor X, as Illuminati Tex complied. "Maybe, if we can pull you from under the rubble, the spell will break!"

Professor X and Shrek tried to pull Illuminati Tex from the rubble. But it was to no avail. Then, the EXE tentacles took Professor X and Shrek by the throat, and ate off their heads, killing them both. We all screamed in horror as the heads of the last two Illuminati members blew up in front of us.

"All of the Illuminati are dead!" I said.

"Not only that, but Professor X died a fourth time!" said Toppy, before Rohan punched him in the arm. "What? Too soon?"

"Yes!" said Rohan. "And that is the least of our concern right now! Look!"

Tex. EXE was right in front of us, smiling his psychotic grin.

"You aren't gonna get that Main Six," said Tex. EXE. "I will mess with your mission from here on out."

"Tex. EXE, you will never win!" yelled Toppy. "We will defeat you!"

"Yeah, right," said Tex. EXE.

I woke up.

Thank goodness, it was just a dream.

So, the moral is if you ever see a THX trailer lying around, don't touch it at all.

(Credit to Kadin73 for Tex Story: Part Four, where the nightmare comes from.)