Uxorial Insults

**Uxorial Insults** are a running gag, where Bazarack insults Clitaris' wife, Silah by calling her things like ugly, fat, stupid, bitchy, and slutty.

## Instances

### Welcome to Farzar

* Bazarack was dissatisfied with how when it came to his threatening appearance, he was only a 4 on a scale of 1-10. Clitaris didn't see this as that big of a deal but Bazarack told him he sees how he likes people who are a 4/10. After all, he did go to his wedding. Bazarack complimented his own humor, calling himself "sassy".
* Bazarack described Silah as Clitaris' "gargoyle-looking fat fucking wife." and joked that he should change his name to "Sassarack" and got mad that none of his minions played a rimshot for him, even though he just told them to stay away from his drumset just a second prior.
* Bazarack complained about his throne being uncomfortable and Clitaris told him that discomfort is to be expected from a throne that's made out of human bones. Bazarack suggested that Clitaris bring his wife in, since she knows how to make "bones" soft, suggesting that she's so unattractive she flaccidates people's erections. After a beat of silence, Bazarack got a rimshot and noted that although his desired rimshot was a beat late, he'll accept it.

### Save the Reaper Demons

* Bazarack traveled back in time and got a whole bunch of caveman aliens attacking his car. Bazarack called up Clitaris and told him that he found his wife's family, in reference to the cavemen. Clitaris didn't get the joke, as he wasn't there to see the cavemen.

### Flammily Reunion

* Bazarack had Clitaris insult himself and his wife in his 80's commercial for Bazarackkilldiedeath.com, describing himself as a "goddamned ass-goblin with a horse-faced wife".

### Baz, Bangs, and Brains

* Bazarack went to Clitaris' house for a little visit and greeted Silah in person. He told her that she didn't look bad ... for a gargoyle and nudged Clitaris jovially.
* Bazarack told Silah that he drank all the wine he gave her on the way there so that he could more easily look at her ugly face.
* When Silah told Clitaris to ask Bazarack for a raise, Bazarack inquired if she wanted the extra money to get her teeth fixed.
* Bazarack called Clitaris over the phone and angrily told him that he probably dangles treats over his fat wife's fish tank.

### The Great and Powerful Ozner

* Bazarack saw a sack lunch in the fridge and, assuming it was Clitaris', asked if his wife had a brown paper bag of her very own that she wore over her head to keep the neighbors' dogs from vomiting.

### War and Peace

* Since Clitaris died in the last episode, Bazarack enlisted Quarf to be his replacement, which meant that he would be the new victim of uxorial insults. Bazarack insulted Quarf, saying that his fat wife's toothy blowjobs usually take more than 20 minutes. Quarf pointed out that he wasn't married and Bazarack started crying, saying that he missed Clitaris, since he could always pop an uxorial insult at him but now, his insults are pretty useless, since his new assistant isn't married.
* Bazarack told Quarf that in their war, they should settle, like he did with that fat tub of shit wife. Bazarack also called him "Clitaris" before he broke down, crying once again.
* Bazarack said he knows *someone* who's wife should switch to lean pockets, pauses for a second, and then breaks down crying, once again, saying that without Clitaris, he doesn't even know who he is anymore.