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Xykeb Zraliv 2.0

**Xykeb Zraliv 2.0** is an android built in the likeness of Xykeb Zraliv.

## Biography

Xykeb Zraliv 2.0 was built to infiltrate the Kaizer Family by replacing Xykeb Zraliv, who had previously been killed ~~because Minish is an idiot~~ in an unfortunate accident. Xykeb Zraliv 2.0 was designed with a superhuman intellect; however, unfortunately for him, everybody thought he was a total asshole and his database was destroyed by the combined efforts of Minish and The Midna.

However, Xykeb Zraliv 2.0 technically survived, as he had previously backed up all of his essential data in the Kaizerian Laboratories' main hard drive. He was informed that his creators had been using him simply as a test to see how much idiocy the Kaizers would put up with before actually doing something about it. However, as he had previously surmised this on his own, he destroyed the Kaizerian Laboratories after gathering all useful data from their hard drive, then inserted his data into a battle android. He later joined the Anti-Kaizers, but only as a means to obtain the Plasma Code. He later betrayed and fragmented the Anti-Kaizers while enacting his plan, managing to discover the Plasma Code but being unable to translate it before Xykeb Zraliv disrupted his plan and inadvertently sent the two, as well as Minish Kaizer and Minsh to an alternate dimension. Xykeb Zraliv 2.0 and Minsh were stuck there for several months, but eventually escaped with the help of Kkberwomanzedzedwiki.org. Minsh then founded the Anti-Pansy Family and employed Xykeb Zraliv 2.0, seemingly desperate for allies despite Xykeb Zraliv 2.0's many betrayals.

At this time, the Anti-Pansies concocted a plan to dismantle the Pansy Family by uncovering the dark secrets of Pie and Flashi, and though their plan ultimately succeeded, Xykeb Zraliv managed to kill Xykeb Zraliv 2.0 for good during this confrontation, leaving Minsh alone and without allies.
DJNick AtNite

"*Holy shit. This is a public service announcement. i will not get you drugs, so STOP ASKING! end rant. lol*"
— DJNick AtNite
**DJNick AtNite** is a minor god of the Pantheon of Bad People, and the god of DJs, nights, marijuana, alcohol, parking tickets, jail, playin ff7, spinnin some wax, oversized beanies, and mismatched socks. He is known to preside over the New York Underground, using his negative, drug-addled influence to create parties, bar fights, drug deals, and *Final Fantasy 7* fanboys.
Victoria Simmons

**Victoria Simmons** is a character from *Persona X*. A notorious troublemaker and bully, she is infamous throughout Evergreen High for her chaotic and hedonistic behavior, though she seems to get away with it since her father owns the school. Despite this, she is very charming and attractive, and has apparently had numerous affairs with other girls in Evergreen. Strangely, she seems to be good friends with Sam, who simply calls her V.

## *D&D* Stats

```
STR: 10
DEX: 16
CON: 10
INT: 17
WIS: 13
CHA: 20

```
Megahard Incorporated

"*Megahard. You know you want it.*"
— Megahard's slogan
"*"Gosh, I bet there's a whole team of people who have to decide which direction the robots go!"*"
— Seanbaby at Cracked.com
"*Why do people make video games? There are several reasons. What I like to think is the first and foremost on people's minds is the desire to have the target audience enjoy the product. Games should be fun; games are meant to be fun, that's why we play them. They're a good distraction from the toils and troubles of real life. They're...a welcome diversion. But that's not the only reason people make video games. There are other reasons, more complicated reasons, that dig deep into the human psyche itself. Some people make games for the sole purpose...of challenge. And ideally this challenge would be linked to the idea of having fun, but...that is not always the case.*"
— Diabetus
**Megahard, inc.** is a company created by the media icon Billy Gators that sells completely unrelated computer parts, window frames, video game filler content, penises, and Mac operating systems. When Gators died in a tragic accident involving three hedgehogs, Princess Zelda, a sentient male egg, and Apollo, his son, Leo Gators (who had previously been working as a game developer), inherited the company. His actions as CEO have been widely criticized; however, thanks to his extremely intelligent secretary, Samantha, the company stays in business.

Megahard is a relatively small company despite its work on large projects; its 'main' development team consists of Harry, Jim, Leo himself, and Tracy.
Kaizerian Laboratories

The **Kaizerian Laboratories** are a large set of now-demolished robotics facilities located in Kaizerland.

The Kaizerian Laboratories are where Xykeb Zraliv 2.0 was manufactured. However, after his creation, he rebelled against his creators and destroyed the labs, presumably killing most or all of the scientists inside.
Diabetus

"*I'm from the South, and evolution is when Pokemon evolves into the Bible, right?*"
— Diabetus
**Diabetus** is a Let's Player, born in the notorious South of the United States. He is the partner of Slowbeef in the Let's Play business and is, in his spare time, a detective. A Lifetime movie was made about Diabetus starring himself, called *L.P. Noire*. It was widely regarded as one of the best decisions ever made in humanity.

Outside of his Let's Play career, nothing is known about Diabetus except that he is from the South.
Penrose Family

*This article is about the family. For the multimedia empire, please see* Penrose Multimedia Empire.
"*I don't know if I know any real people who I would consider narratively interesting.*"
— Xykeb Zraliv
The **Penrose Family** is the crowdfunded sequel to the Pansy Family, the shoehorned sequel to the Kaizer Family. Due to unpopular demand, the Penrose Family was created, an amalgamation of all of the best members of the previous two families, Minish and Xykeb Zraliv. The Penrose Family lives in the Penrose Airplane, a tiny, cheap, two-room airplane that is impossible to escape due to the impossible geometry of its exit. The Penrose Family is currently dying of starvation due to their inability to get groceries. Willing donors can send grocery funds to the Penrose Family's Indiegogo campaign (featuring flexible funding with real stretch goals).

## Members

* Minish
* Xykeb Zraliv
Pie

"*Oh, good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that. Since it doesn't look like we're going anywhere...*"
— GLaDOS
**Pie** is a petty douchebag and officially the only Ex-Pansy. Let's all give him a round of applause.

\*slow clap\*

## Tropes applicable to Pie

* Aesop Amnesia
* Because I'm Good at it: One of his excuses for being a douche. Except it turns out he's not good at that either.
* Boomerang Bigot: Allegedly hated certain members of the Kaizers and Pansies despite being one of them.
* Bratty Half-Pint
* Can't Live With Them, Can't Live Without Them: Continually alternated between wanting to estrange The Midna and wanting TM to forgive him.
* Chaotic Neutral
* Complexity Addiction: Conceived a convoluted plot to make TM think he's an asshole, while failing but seeming like an asshole anyway by virtue of trying to seem like an asshole, then taking it as a victory and gloating, before begging forgiveness for what was likely another "scheme" of his.
* Compressed Vice: Developed flaws seemingly out of nowhere.
* Conflict Ball
* Hormone-Addled Teenager: During his "slut" phase (don't ask).
* Inferiority Superiority Complex
* Irrational Hatred: Of several people.
* It's All About me
* Jerk Ass
* Never My Fault
* Nietzsche Wannabe
* The Corruptible
Harry

"*Awww, yeeayah.*"
— Harry
**Harry** is a game programmer at Megahard Incorporated. Harry often inserts things into games that he thinks are clever and subtle; as such, he often comes up with supposedly brilliant ideas such as naming Dr. Eggman because of his round body shape. He is often Jim's partner in production, and the two allegedly work very well together.

At one point, Jim and Harry produced a Zombie Sex movie. However, when they offered to show it to Samantha, she respectfully declined before taking the rest of the day off.

## Tropes applicable to Harry

* Allergic to Routine
* Attention Whore
* Chaotic Neutral
* Inferiority Superiority Complex
* Large Ham
* Never My Fault
* No Social Skills
* Slave to PR
* Small Name, Big Ego
* The Lancer
* What do You Mean It's Not Awesome?
The Children

"*Don't say it in front of the children, Minish.*"
— Xykeb Zraliv
"*Uhm, Billy, that's, uh, not appropriate.*"
— Diabetus
**The Children** are an anonymous group of children and the children of The Parents who always seem to be there whenever anyone does anything remotely immoral, sexual, unethical, drug-related, related to Crisco, or having anything to do with Constance Bay. The Children can also often be located within minifridges, accompanied by grape juice.
Pizza

File:Pizza.png
**Pizza**, commonly known as **The Food of the Gods**, is a nom that consists of a bread bun (or a Bagel), tomato paste, cheese, and some random topping of your own cheesing. It is typically either circular or rectangular in shape. Pizza is THAT. DAMNED. GOOD. There are also several Vegeta-rian alternatives which substitute some ingredients for healthier ones. Minish and AuronKaizer are known to enjoy the also-godly alternative, Frozen Pizza.
Portal 2

Oh yeah.
***Portal 2*** is a game enjoyed by both Minish and Xykeb Zraliv. Chronicling the ~~mis~~adventures of Chell, GLaDOS, and Wheatley (who is awesomeTemplate:Citationnot), *Portal 2* has been rated by critics around Kaizerland as one of the greatest games ever. The player controls Chell, a woman who mysteriously gets healed of her middle aged paranoid schizophrenic look and becomes attractive and ten years younger within the space of 27 years asleepTemplate:Citation By using Portals and other devices used within the Aperture Laboratories, the player must solve many puzzles to complete the game. Also, it's awesome.
Vorvax Zoxbibble

**Vorvax Zoxbibble** is the creator of the legendary Plasma Code, and is one of the only three people in the Universe who know it. He is a star-born cybernetically enhanced human and a computer hacker who works for the Galactic Federation. Minish met him in his short time in the Galactic Federation and occasionally contacts him via email. Vorvax taught Minish most of his skill in computer hacking and mechanics. When questioned, Vorvax has said that he was raised on Tallon IV by "birds in cloaks, man". Due to this statement, Minish believes that Vorvax was raised by the Chozo. Due to his entire right side being singed off in an explosion, Vorvax wears a mechanical suit and has a mechanical arm and leg. It has also been confirmed that Vorvax knows Duke Fredrick Jackson Avery Martinson MMCXVII and partakes in his religion of Bagelism.

Furthermore, the mechanical arm and leg used by Vorvax are powered by a complex system designed by Vorvax himself with the help of top-class Galactic Federation engineers. Using a special red crystal, lasers are redirected into small sockets within extending pistons that can make the arm and leg extend. The rest of the arm/leg take power from wires led from this system so Vorvax's hands/feet can move.

## Creation of the Plasma Code and Accident

Vorvax created the Plasma Code while on Tallon IV, most likely by analyzing the Chozo beliefs. Though its true origins are unknown, somehow Vorvax created the code and began using it on many different objects on Tallon IV, making statues come to life and creating his own stone palace in the Chozo Ruins. However, when trying to use the Code in a facility in the Magmoor Caverns, a large piece of machinery could not handle its power and exploded, leaving Vorvax torn in half. Fortunately, however, a routine Galactic Federation exploration of the planet had just begun, and Vorvax was found quickly and operated on by a medic.

## Gallery

Vorvax Zoxbibble Sprites.gifAll of Vorvax Zoxbibble's sprites
Amelia Ludwig

**Amelia Ludwig** is a character from *Persona Y*. Though she appears mild-mannered at first glance, she is actually quite guile; unlike her brother Tom, she is able to bend the rules without drawing attention to herself. She serves as an early ally to Hayley.

## *D&D* Stats

```
STR: 13
DEX: 18
CON: 10
INT: 16
WIS: 16
CHA: 20

```
Kaizer Family

The **Kaizer Family**, otherwise known as the **Happy Hug Guild**, was an adoptive family of complete and utter weirdos who met whilst sailing the Aye Arr Sea. They were known for having much fun, roleplaying in the past, doing battle with Aye Arr Sea Pirates for the safety of their ship, and ultimately disbanding. After the Kaizer Family disbanded, some of the former members created the Pansy Family, a short-lived replacement. For obvious reasons, they dropped the last name gimmick.

## Disbanded Members

* AuronKaizer
* Birdie
* Ccbermanzzpedia
* DekuStickMaster
* Isdrakthül
* Minish
* Pie
* Sally
* Stars
* The Midna
* Xykeb Zraliv

## Ex-Kaizers

* Griff
* Hairy Clean Kamikaze
* Flashi
* Undeadstalker
Hurm

**Hurm**, often supplemented by additional "Rs" or "Ms", is a term coined by AuronKaizer. It is a term of infinite self-reflection used to indicate that the one who uttered the word is thinking about something or other, and usually prompts feelings of uncertain expectations in others, especially if the Hurm is not connected to the current topic of discussion. The research fields of **Hurmology** and **Hurmography** are dedicated to researching the existentialist and agrarian connotations of Hurm, which has entered public consciousness on a large scale.

The word is difficult to pronounce in spoken language, as one requirement is that the speaker's vocal chords must have been affected by whiskey binge drinking on a relatively medium scale, something which only AuronKaizer and Jackie Earle Haley have accomplished to this day. It is much easier to accomplish this when one has the flu, or when one is dying from having to suffer through any installment of the *Twilight* saga.

The term was stolen and used by Alan Moore, a notorious thief of ideas, as a "catchphrase" for Rorschach, a character from his graphic novel, *Watchmen*, in 1985, an act which did not slip past the attention of AuronKaizer. He saw to that Moore would never know success again, and would be viewed as a crazy outsider loon by the general public for all time. This would affect Moore to the point that he developed a penchant for disowning filmatic adaptations of his work, which would usually turn out to be much better than his originals, thus fulfilling AuronKaizer's revenge.
Major Tom

*This article is about the primordial god of Envy. For the primordial god of Evny, see* Hero of Time 87.
**Major Tom** is a member of the Pantheon of Bad People and the primordial god of Envy, as well as drugs and broken walkie-talkies. Originally a demigod of the Kaizerian Pantheon, Major Tom was banished to Earth after a bout of drug abuse. Becoming resentful of the Kaizerian Pantheon and believing that he deserved to live in the heavens, Major Tom forced the Kaizerland government officials to send him into space, where he cut off communications with them and attempted to metaphysically transport himself to the realm of the Kaizerian Pantheon. Miscalculating, however, he ended up in the land of the Pantheon of Bad People, where he became a member to suit his own needs. Despite this, it is known that he still wishes to become a member of the Kaizerian Pantheon and will do anything to get back to their realm.
Science

"*But I think we can put our differences aside...For science. You monster.*"
— GLaDOS
**Science** is the thecnical term for anything related to subjects including (but not limited to) carbon dioxide, rabbits, electricity, drugs, flying sharks, Portals, Monopoly, Minish, post-apocalyptic settings, fake eyelashes, sexual fetishes, sexual fetishes involving fake eyelashes, sexual fetishes involving real eyelashes, sexual fetishes involving wet turtlenecks, brains, two thirds of the cast from Glee, mosquitoes, pizza rolls, Pokemon porn, the A button on a Nintendo GameCube controller, microwaves, inflatable exercise balls, dark blue paint, cardboard boxes, wall outlets, rainforests, Chinese mythology, capillaries, top hats, Gooogel, welding masks, leather aprons, machetes, fan blades, helicopter blades, roller blades, broadsword blades, nucleotides, trigonometry, professional arson, fishing rods, sewer fish, empty blowtorches, Mountain Dew cans, SOHCAHTOA, shampoo, dead cheetahs, Dan McNeely, diatomic ions, ancient Taiwanese artifacts, self-deprecation, or the internet.

Coincidentally, US history is the exact inverse of science.
The Ghosts

**The Ghosts** are the Kaizerian gods of chain letters, explosives, opera, violins, Charlies, and teleportation. Despite being gods, they are not considered part of the traditional Kaizerian Pantheon and instead roam the mortal world causing havoc. They are often found on YouTube videos, warning people that do not repost their prophecies of their own death.
Crapper97

**Crapper97**, often stylized as **crapper97**, is the self-proclaimed World's Mightiest Uberhero. He is a vigilante found throughout the Wikia continent, and is known to help souls in distress as well as use his uberpowers of bad grammar to troll villains and n00bs. Crapper's origins are unknown; however, some theorize that he is, in fact, Minish. Minish has denied this several times. It is known that Crapper97 appears as a floating Sonic Generations game box; however, this is actually just his Invisibility Box.
Matthew Barter

**Matthew Barter** is a character from *Persona Y*. A mysterious resident of Olympia, he wanders around the upper district of the city, though nobody seems to know who he is or where he comes from. Unlike many residents of the Upper Olympia, he has never attended the Olympian Academy, and in fact seems somewhat dubious of the school.

## *D&D* Stats

```
STR: 18
DEX: 15
CON: 16
INT: 14
WIS: 13
CHA: 14

```
The Walrus

File:The Walrus.png
**The Walrus** is a mysterious entity who happens to be him as you are him as you are me and we are all together. Occasionally, the words of The Walrus may occasionally surface on the Aye Arr Sea, occasionally. The true identity of The Walrus is unknown, but he is theorized to be everyone from Boris Karloff to James Marsters. The alignment and purpose of The Walrus is also unknown, and seems to coincide with his own mysterious agenda. His accomplices are the Eggmen, unscrupulous henchmen that taste yummy when fried, especially with Pepsi as accompaniment.

## Theories

**Theory warning**: **This section contains crackpot theories on something or other from people who need to get out more. Their factual accuracy is not only disputed, but downright ridiculous a majority of the time. Adopt these as your mantra at the risk of Leekduck's life. Feel free to add your own... don't worry, if anyone laughs at you... well, that's the whole point, isn't it? Oh wait...**
### The Ghost of Capitalism

The Walrus displays many traits shared by the dreaded Ghost of Capitalism. Firstly, The Walrus keeps a hunk of cheese underneath his doormat, a common security measure of personifications of ideology, to ward off census takers. Secondly, if you use Windows Sound Recorder to record yourself saying "The Walrus" backwards 30 times, then add echo effects, before making the recording play forwards again, you will have wasted your time. Thirdly and lastly, The Walrus is easily recognized by his red eyes, which is a dead giveaway for any theory. I'm right, and you're wrong.

**Theory warning**: **Theories end here. Well, at least their inclusion on the page does. However, their sinister implications will taint your mind for all time.**
Timmy

"*Help a brother out! There's a pack in it for you!*"
— Timmy
**Timmy** is a character from *Dead to Rights*. He is known for being bullied by Mad Dog, and helped by his personal idol, savior, and possible partner, Jack Slate. He was based off of BillyMC. Interestingly, Timmy is theorized to be related to The One Who's Been Surviving All This Time on His Very Own, as the two share a name. Though scholars and mathematicians have run several pH tests on the pair, the connection has yet to be verified.

## Biography

Timmy grew up a normal boy in a small town with kind, nice parents who taught him the morals of the world. Wanting to see more of the 'big city', Timmy moved to Grant City at age eighteen, where he immediately went to a convenience store and was met by a man possessing a cat and blowtorch. Meaning to buy a pack™, Timmy put it in his pocket to pay later; however, he left the store without paying and was shot through the back and brought to Iron Point ~~minimum~~ honor system security prison.

In prison, Timmy was bullied by Mad Dog, the resident tough guy; however, when Jack Slate arrived at the prison, a police officer who Timmy had seen once for thirty seconds and immediately started to look up to due to him being a police officer and therefore fighting for justice, and was looking for packs™, he offered Jack the pack he still had in his pocket in exchange for Jack ~~brutally murdering~~ apprehending Mad Dog.

Sometime after Jack escaped the prison, Timmy was let out; he wondered what to do with his life and immediately went to work at the prison again. There, he found he was allowed all the packs™ he wanted and went on to do *all three* gym exercises, even reaching Speed Level 3.5 (but not quite Speed Level 4) in the testicle-punching game.

Timmy apparently stalks Jack.
Old Man

*This article is about the insane old man that speaks cryptically to protagonists. For the insane old man that speaks cryptically to protagonists, see Old Man.*
The **Old Man** is a mysterious, unnamed man that travels the world imparting words of wisdom upon children he finds in parks. He is known to travel on his flying $1000 bicycle, but due to an incident involving his second wife, the bike lacks a kickstand. The Old Man often speaks of his experiences in life, including his current wife, Old Woman. The Old Man strongly believes that people should love everybody else like brothers and sisters, since he is, unbeknownst to others, really the father of every person in the world.

The Old Man is also a prophet and is the start of the rumors of the end of the world in 2012. Because of this impending doom, he believes that people should resolve all their problems and hug each other. Xykeb Zraliv has encountered the Old Man one time, but it is believed that the Old Man follows every member of the Pansy Family.

## Theories

**Theory warning**: **This section contains theoretical infomercials based on the hopes and dreams of exactly one other user. It has not been officially verified by Orlando Bloom. It has, however, been unofficially verified, so its factual accuracy is disposed of.**
The Old Man believes that Xykeb Zraliv is incestuous. This theory is backed up by the Old Man's white hair, which means he is a member of every mysterious race ever. Also, Guy Montag is a Blade Brother. So that's funny too.

**Theory warning**: **Theories may or may not end here. Many people speculate that they do, but others argue that the theory of the theoretical end of the theories is in itself a theory. What was topic again?**
Erika Stahlman

**Erika Stahlman** is a character from *Persona X*. Surly and dryly sarcastic, she is Claire's reluctant chemistry partner. Though she is extremely intelligent, she often lets Claire do partner work for her. Spencer seems to feel some sort of rivalry with Erika.

## *D&D* Stats

```
STR: 11
DEX: 17
CON: 9
INT: 18
WIS: 15
CHA: 7

```
Korean Table of Death

"*Well, that was the most horrifying near death experience I've ever had.*"
— Minish
The **Korean Table of Death** is the Kaizerian god of Korea, China, grim reapers, Reapers, the Reapers' Game, death, Death, Thanatos, hell, the Underworld, Tartarus, and tables. It is the Kaizerian version of the Grim Reaper. The Korean Table of Death is known to seek out its victims and smash them into oblivion with its spring-loaded metal bar. If this smashing does not work, the metal bar is sharp enough to tear into the space-time continuum and will shear off every part of the victim's body.

Minish once met the Korean Table of Death in a brief incident, and was mentally scarred for the rest of her life.
Aluminium Man

**Aluminium Man** (real name Thomase Storke) is the British half-brother of Timmy Stork, better known as Aluminum Man. Thomase is known to follow Timmy excessively, even copying his uberhero name. Despite his attempts, Aluminium Man has done nothing to contribute to society and therefore is not considered an uberhero. Timmy actually hates Thomase, but is unable to get rid of him; this is because Thomase's one talent is stalking, having worked at the Stalk Market for years.
Huge Fish

"*If go fishing, head for Huge Fish.*"
— Shigeru Miyamoto
**Huge Fish** is the Kaizerian god of hugeness, largeness, greatness, bigness, titanicness, fish, aquatic life, fishermen, fins, the Japanese, samurai, samurai swords, great great grandfathers, cake, Companion Cubes, and the ocean. It is one of the greatest Kaizerian gods and is often worshiped by fishermen. However, it is known that Huge Fish is extremely difficult to catch.

Minish and Xykeb Zraliv are known to worship Huge Fish.

It is theorized that the Titanic Squid is a servant, offspring, or avatar of Huge Fish.
The Legend of Zelda: Twighlight Princess

***The Legend of Zelda: Twighlight Princess*** is a game *said* to be published by Nintendo, even though we all know it's not. It is a hidden game mentioned only by a mysterious anonymous prophet on the *Zelda* wikia site called Zeldapedia. Apparently, the game features a central dungeon called the Lakebed Temple, the entrance of which has many 'red gooey things that look like leeches'. If these are scooped up with the game's main item, the Bottel, a message will appear on screen, telling the player "you got some chu jelley". The typo in this prompt is unexplained, but since no one but the anonymous prophet has a copy, nobody knows if it is even correct.
Octopus's Garden

**Octopus's Garden** is a place under the sea where you'd like to be, where people shout and laugh about the coral (really, it is rather humorous coral.) It is a pristine utopia where people may live free and thrive on Pepsi while playing Nintendo 3DS, and there are no rules\*. However, attempts at having a Real Life while a citizen of Octopus's Garden is strictly forbidden, and will get one swiftly ostracized from the community. Despite being a peaceful city-state, it is often at odds with an evil, annoying and effeminate talking sponge and his allies who reside in the neighboring waters.
Wheatley

*This page is about Wheatley, a moron Personality Core in* Portal 2*. If you came here looking for a human moron, please see* Minish.

"*He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived.*"
— GLaDOS
**Wheatley** is a Personality Core from *Portal 2*. Wheatley is also both a protagonist and an antagonist, and his boss fight is awesome. It was previously thought that Wheatley was most likely an Intelligence Core due to the fact that he has a blue eye and three dots, as well as the fact that he is sensitive about his intelligence. However, he is actually a Stupidity Core, made to hamper GLaDOS's decision-making process.
Dark Nathan

**Dark Nathan** was a clone of Undeadstalker created by painting a portrait of Nathan with mud, hairgel and grape juice and putting said portrait through Professor Gadd's Ghost Portificationizer in reverse. He was fed knowledge through nightmares in long periods of sleep and physically trained during his waking hours, unnaturally raised to be evil by the ghosts Sharp and Flat, who created his portrait and cloned him.

After his training and warped education were complete, he was given instruction to track down and kill Undeadstalker, his original who was the only man standing in the way of the building of a new cheap sex shop chain. However, evidence seems to show that the two were working together the whole time, in a plot to kill Samus Aran when Undeadstalker suspected her love potion was wearing off. Additionally, it is suspected that Undeadstalker did help Dark Nathan open his sex shop.

Later in his career, Dark Nathan met Snazzi, and though he had long ago denounced love to basically the extent Undeadstalker had himself done several years prior, he instantly fell in lust with Snazzi, who was, similarly to Flashi, tricked by his lies.

At some point, YXXPOP invaded the Soul of Silver and drove Dark Nathan to complete insanity by harvesting a lot of useless data from his brain.

Nobody really cares about what happened after that point, but for the really curious, the two were killed during Xykeb Zraliv 2.0's betrayal of the Anti-Kaizers.
Kaizerpedia

**Kaizerpedia** was a Wikia wiki for the Kaizer Family while they were united. However, due to the family's tendency to break rules, commit crimes, and slander the names of innocent people, the wiki was shut down. It was later reborn via rocket surgery, gene splicing, cloning, XML importation, and black magic into Freakin' Pansy Wiki.
Glitch Witch

The **Glitch Witch** is a character from *The Legend of Zelda: Orcarina of Crime*. This mysterious character is mysterious, and the only details known are mysterious, at best. Apparently, the Glitch Witch appears in Kokiri Forest and allows Link to leave the forest without the "Emerald"; however, doing so turns out to be "pretty useless", as Link apparently needs to grow a third testicle in order to get the Mastursword and complete The Game.

## Reefer

1. ↑ Original edit, since reverted by fascists.
Ccbermanzzpedia

**Ccbermanzzpedia** was a member of the Kaizer Family during its existence. Due to mysterious circumstances, he disappeared during the Pansy era and beyond, only returning for brief conversations that assure he is still alive, somewhere out there. He is known to appear identical to Zant, and is feeling lucky.
Ellipunctuation

**Ellipunctuation**, also known as **Punctualipsis** ("`..`"), occurs whenever you type two punctuation marks. The despised middle brother of Ellipsis and Punctuation, using Ellipunctuations rarely achieve anything other than a complete waste of time; however, its inability to settle anything may prove useful in battles against Aye Arr Sea Pirates, as they will be momentarily dumbfounded..
Plasma Code

The **Plasma Code** is a secret code that can be put into any device or object. The Code was created by Vorvax Zoxbibble, a friend of Minish's who told him the code. Therefore, originally, only Minish and Vorvax knew the Plasma Code, but its effects remained unknown to Minish; however, AuronKaizer managed to uncover the code (notably, not while hacking Minish's computer for some reason), and it was unwittingly used to activate a nuclear bomb; a complete meltdown explosion was fortunately halted by William S. Preston, Esq. and Ted "Theodore" Logan, who arrived in their Time Machine at the most crucial point in time. The Plasma Code was later obtained by Xykeb Zraliv 2.0 during a complex plan to destroy Xykeb Zraliv, but he was unable to actually figure out what it meant before his plan was sabotaged.

Stars previously claimed that the Plasma Code is "the Konami code rotated 90 degrees"; however, this is incorrect, as Xykeb Zraliv 2.0 once stated that he tried all possible rotations of the Konami Code and none of them worked.

## The Code

The Plasma Code in its 'raw' form is a complex labyrinth of lines drawn on to any object; however, in this state, while the code itself has been applied, it is not active. In order to activate the code, its user must have one of three specially-made crystals and fill in a specific pattern in the code in order to activate it. The code has three levels of power; starting with the weakest and easiest to use, activated by the red crystal. The blue crystal activates the code with average-level power and requires intermediate skill to use. Finally, the green crystal activates the most complex and powerful code; however, due to its complexity, the green code is easiest for a user to do incorrectly. If this happens, the object it is used on will explode.

Interestingly, when one of the three crystals are used to trace a pattern in the code and it is completed, the code modifies itself, filling in any blank spaces that leave the line made by the crystal open.
Kkberwomanzedzedwiki.org

**Kkberwomanzedzedwiki.org** was the Anti-Kaizer of Ccbermanzzpedia. She came from the alternate dimension planet of Deerhthy, and shared a prison cell with Minsh. He recruited her to join the Anti-Kaizers and the two broke out, making their way back to the normal reality; however, during this time, KK was killed.
Fred Peterson II

**Fred Peterson II** is the son of Fred Peterson I and a current resident of Happyville. He is known as the nicest person in the town, which in that place is saying something. He has won multiple awards for his kindness and everybody seems to love him for no particular reason. Xykeb Zraliv met him briefly and heartily dislikes him.
Aigis

**Aigis** is a character from *Persona 3*. All that is known about Aigis is that Naoto Shirogane is clearly an Exported Character of her. Additional facts have revealed that Aigis is a robot, and because of this, she cannot wear skimpy outfits.

## Trivia

* Naoto Shirogane is obiviously an exported character of Aigis, due to the fact that the two both wield firearms and are the only members of their party able to. Also, they are both important characters that move the plot forward in entirely different ways. Also, they are both female. So that's interesting too.
Tom Ludwig

**Tom Ludwig** is a character from *Persona Y*. The twin brother of Amelia Ludwig, he is a headstrong and passionate student of the Olympian Academy. More concerned with justice than his sister, but less subtle with his methods, he is often frustrated by authority figures, while at the same time wishing to please them.

## *D&D* Stats

```
STR: 16
DEX: 12
CON: 12
INT: 13
WIS: 10
CHA: 10

```
Kaizerland

**Kaizerland** is the country in which the many adventures of the Kaizers normally took place. The home of AuronKaizer, this mysterious, interesting land was once home to the Kaizers; unfortunately, pirates sometimes visit the sea to the left-right of it to cause havoc. After the Kaizers disbanded, they searched for a new home and ultimately came across Pansyland as their final choice.
Oldschoolzeldafan

**Oldschoolzeldafan** is a character from *The Legend of Pansy: Hellward Shield*. She is a 30-year-old cat demon and a servant of the genderless Demon Lord Ghirahim. She is sent to Zeldapedia to make Ghirahim's article more fabulous. It is not worth noting that Oldschoolzeldafan can contribute with a professional level of English.
Buddy Holly

"*Ooh, Wii U, I look just like Buddy Holly!*"
— AK when playing *RB3* with a microphone
**Buddy Holly** (September 7, 1936 – February 3, 1959) is ~~a~~ ***the*** singer-songwriter; one of the first to compose and perform almost all his own material, and has served as inspiration for both singer-songwriters and rock acts to this day, among them The Beatles. Known for his songs about social anxiety, love and heartbreak and his distinctive, hiccup-y vocal style, he kicks solid amounts of ass even fifty years after his work first came to prominence.

Decked out in wholesome sweaters and his trademark horn-rimmed glasses, he could still probably kick your literal ass, as well; in fact, he once avoided being lynched when playing the Apollo, a famous venue played almost exclusively by Afro-American acts, by rocking the hardest a white kid ever did. Sadly, Holly died in a plane crash on February 3, 1959, only a year and a half into his career; this day is now known as "The Day the Music Died". Likely a distant ancestor of Hardcore Holly.
Mediocre Quadruplets

The **Mediocre Quadruplets** are a group of uberheroes dedicated to protecting the world from the evil Dr. Halflife. The team consists of four members, each with their own unique powers and abilities.

## Members

### Sir Lackluster

The self-proclaimed leader of the Mediocre Quadruplets, Sir Lackluster possesses the ability to compress his body into impossibly dense shapes. Because of this, he is able to sink in water and roll into a small ball. Sir Lackluster, as his name implies, has yet to discover a practical use for this ability; however, his natural ~~bossiness~~ leadership has allowed him to retain control over the group.

### Opaque Woman

Sir Lackluster's sex slave and later reluctant wife, Opaque Woman has the power to prevent people from seeing through her body with x-ray vision. Because Dr. Halflife is known to use x-ray vision frequently, Opaque Woman is often used a visual blockade to prevent him from seeing something. Opaque Woman later gains the completely unrelated ability to generate force fields, but Sir Lackluster disallows her from using it, believing it to be a useless power compared to her other one.

### Human Fireplace

The Human Fireplace possesses the ability to instantly cook marshmallows. For this reason, he exists as the moral support for the rest of the group, providing them with food whenever necessary.

### The Doohickey

The Doohickey is a small rock that Sir Lackluster found on a hike during a trip to Canada. Growing attached to the object, Sir Lackluster began bringing the rock with him everywhere, eventually naming it the fourth member of the Mediocre Quadruplets. The Doohickey is often thrown at his enemies, inflicting massive damage and usually singlehandedly defeating the Mediocre Quadruplets' enemies.
Dampé

**Dampé** is an evil old man who tortures young adventurers by slowly walking around a graveyard at night and forcing them to pay him to dig in random spots in hopes of finding treasure. While Dampé appears to be a kind old man, he is actually a supervillain of the highest caliber, and it is said that adventurers who defy him are buried in the graveyard he keeps. Minish and Xykeb Zraliv were once forced to partake in Dampé's "Heart-Pounding Gravedigging Tour", but both barely escaped with their lives. Interestingly, both found a Heart Piece in the dirt that Dampé dug up; it is theorized that the Boy in the Graveyard is actually a serial killer and the Heart Pieces belong to those who he kills.

If Dampé encounters adventurers of an older age, he forces them into a decrepit tomb and makes them race him while throwing fireballs at them. If they can manage to keep up with him, he will give them his gift that stretches and bounces and shoots outwards.

...What? I mean his Hookshot, you sicko.

## Theories

**Theory warning**: **Details involving the speculative *Back to the Future* fanfiction novel, *Travelz of the Un Dead Stalker*, follow.**
It is believed that Dampé may be a relative of the Old Man, who is additionally theorized to be a relative of Undeadstalker or possibly the man himself. Because of this, it has been speculated that Dampé is actually Undeadstalker. Because Undeadstalker ~~constantly failed at~~ dabbled in time travel, it is possible that he is both Dampé and the Boy in the Graveyard. Also, this should be added to the Zeldapedia article of the same name, because it's completely plausible in every sense of the word.

**Theory warning**: **The following section was forced to end due to Penrose Wiki being sued by Undeadstalker for personal attacks.**
Language of Bad People

"*I didn’t have a summer. I just had empty, deafening silence between losing you and gaining him. A great grey chasm upon my calendar, a lonesome fragment of my life forever lost.*"
— A bad person
The **Language of Bad People** is the dialect of those too eager to write off their problems, too eager to be bad, too eager to make horrible analogies: those that wound the mind forever to read. The language is used as a tool, which emerges from people as an Eevee emerges from a woman's heart, as the heart emerges from the depths of her scarred and broken soul. And the people that use it are as cold as the starless night, as the Espeon who felt naught, as carbon dioxide when it settles into its solid form as dry ice. And yet, on these nights as one keels over, on their knees, vomiting their lifeblood at the sight of the language, you wish, evermore, to have happiness back, to laugh and to joke with your emotional integrity intact, to not be scarred for life at the sight of such horrible words.

But you know that the dawn will not come, just as the Dawn of the Fourth Day in *Majora's Mask* will not come, just as the black sunrise comes ever closer, threatening to envelope you. To envelope your very soul. And then the end will finally come.
The One Who's Been Surviving All This Time on His Very Own

"*Bless you, kid!*"
— A survivor
"*Who knew how many things had died that day, in a world ruled by the demons of the Devil himself?*"
— The One Who's Been Surviving All This Time on His Very Own
**The One Who's Been Surviving All This Time on His Very Own**, known in some archaic circles as **Timmy**, is a 12-year-old boy, military base raider, survival expert, trap-buster, amateur poet, and all-around cool guy who has been surviving on his very own for all this time. He is extremely cunning, and consistently able to outwit his archnemesis, Lord Nefarious, with his smarts and skills. Though he has never had human eyes laid upon him, many survivors of the vampire apocalypse wonder if The One Who's Been Surviving All This Time on His Very Own could be an uberhero or a deity in human form; however, extensive testing of this matter via carbon dating has proved inconclusive.

## Appearance

Timmy is a war-battered 12-year old boy who has been surviving on his own for a year, without showers.
Copypaste

**Copypaste** is a mysterious gluey substance found throughout the world. Harboring the unique ability to replicate a chunk of itself perfectly, copypaste is a widely used tool which can be used to paste several different things together, then replicate the entire thing.

Interestingly, if Copypaste is processed a certain way, it can be made into Copypasta.
Personality Core

**Personality Core** may or may not refer to one or none of the following:

* Adventure Core
* Fact Core
* Space Core
* Wheatley

**This article is a disambiguation page for Personality Core**

The following is a list of links to pages that might share the same title.

Please follow one of the disambiguation links below or search to find the page you were looking for if it is not listed. If an internal link led you here, you may wish to change the link to point directly to the intended article.
Black Mesa

**Black Mesa** is a stage persona of Jar Jar Binks. When assuming the persona of Black Mesa, Binks covers himself in oil and makes racially sensitive comments, as opposed to his blatantly insensitive regular persona. A Gungan analogue to blackface, this cultural phenomenon is believed to have, in fact, originated long before adopted by the Gungans or the humans; the quasi-deity Mr. Popo being the oldest known user. Its name is a Port Mantaur of "black" and the Gungan personal pronoun "mesa".
Amazon Fanfiction

"*Yeah, well, your story only got three and a half stars on Amazon.*"
— Minish or Xykeb Zraliv
**Amazon Fanfiction** is a genre of literature invented by Minish and Xykeb Zraliv. Fanfiction about Amazon.com, it often details the author's specific (often sexual) fantasies about being a popular author or seller on the website. One might detail in their fanfiction the success of a particular product and good reviews it received; one might detail specific good reviews from famous people, or note how wrong certain negative reviews are.
Keating

**Keating** is a creature that has appeared in every video game ever in some form or another. It usually takes the form of an enemy, while occasionally taking the form of an ally, but it is always hidden in some way which is not immediately obvious. The actual appearance of Keating is disputed since nobody can actually find it in any game it has appeared it, but a common belief is that it is the ghostly form of a dead teenage girl mysteriously lacking a penis.

## Theories

**Theory warning**: **This section contains theoretical information based on the scientific method and the hypotheses thereof. It has not been officially verified by Shady Lunk so its factual accuracy is nonexistent.**

### Minish

Some believe that Keating is the video game manifestation of Minish. The two resemble each other greatly in that they both possess hair and toenails. Additionally, they are both called "dickless wonders" by different sources, suggesting the two are one and the same.

### Keaton

Other fans believe that the Keating is related to the Keaton from *The Legend of Pansy: The Finnish Crap*, due to the fact that their names are completely identical. While they bear no physical resemblance, that happens all the time in *Zelda* games, making the theory indisputable.

### Stars

Some fans also believe that the Keating was created by Stars, who hired a hacker (sometimes ~~mis~~translated as a hooker) to insert it into every game in existence. Her reason for doing so is unknown, but it has been observed that in surveys, she reacts more strongly to the term "Keating" than any other subjects.

### Jim

Still others believe that the Keating was shoehorned into video games by Jim, who honestly thought it was a good idea at the time. Fans of the theory that Stars created Keating believe that she somehow convinced Jim to insert it into games, perhaps forcefully.

**Theory warning**: **Shady Lunk's influence on this article ends here. However, his everlasting plague on the world will not.**