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Parallel matter

Antimatter, tachyonic matter and antigravitational matter.

**Parallel matter** is a generic name given to various forms of matter that behave in parallel ways to n-matter. The term **mirror matter** can also be used to describe these forms of matter. Types of parallel matter include antimatter, which has parallel electromagnetic properties to n-matter, negative matter, which behaves identically to normal matter yet has negative Gravity, and tachyonic matter, which has negative mass and negative Gravity, and travels faster than the speed of light.

## Types

### Antimatter

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Antimatter is matter composed of n-matter antiparticles. An atom of antimatter is composed of antiquarks and antileptons, making negative protons and positive electrons (positrons). Chemically, it behaves in exactly the same manner as n-matter. It also has the same properties of mass and Gravity. When antimatter comes into contact with n-matter, the two undergo annihilation, converting all of their mass into energy. For this reason, antimatter can be used as a fuel or as a weapon.

### Negative matter

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Negative matter has identical physical and chemical properties to n-matter, but it generated negative Gravity (antigravity).

It does not annihilate upon contact with n-matter, since it is electromagnetically the same. Due to this, composite particles can be made of a mixture of n-matter and negative matter.

Negative antimatter also exists.

Due to the fact that, despite it's negative gravity, it does not have negative mass (and therefore travels below the speed of light), this type of matter is sometimes referred to as *false negative matter*.

### Tachyonic matter

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Tachyonic matter is matter with negative mass. Not only does it produce negative Gravity, it also travels faster than the speed of light. Normally, this kind of matter does not interact with normal matter in any way. Due to it being the complete opposite of n-matter, this substance is often termed *true negative matter*.
Fun Drinking Games

Here are some fun and dangerous drinking games while watching FWOB. **I caution you to only do one of these at a time.**

* Take a shot every time Dillon says "statistically" or "percent" during *Mario Party*.
* Take a shot every time Major misses a shot in *The Last of Us*
	+ Take a shot every time someone says Jason or Jacob in *Heavy Rain*
* Take a shot every time a QTE is intentionally failed in *Heavy Rain*
* Take a shot every time someone is a bad parent in *Heavy Rain*
* Take x shots for how many more Dillon got than Jacob & Don each hole in *Mario Golf*
* **Caution: Fatal.**Take a shot everytime someone taunts in *Mario Party*
* Take a shot everytime someone says BOAT in any series. **WARNING, THIS MIGHT BE FATAL, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.**
Tachyon

**Tachyons**are particles that travel faster than the speed of light. Tachyons do not behave in the same way that non-tachyonic particles do with respect to general relativity. Unlike normal matter, which requires more and more energy to be added to accelerate close to light speed, tachyonic particles require large amounts of energy *decelerate* them to the speed of light, and with less and less energy they are ever faster.

The ultimate low energy state of a tachyon is ***constant bearing***, where a tachyon is travelling at infinite speed and thus occupies a constant trajectory around the universe, theoretically being at all places along that trajectory at all times. As *constant bearings*, tachyons are in fact faster than even spacetime itself, as spacetime itself has a finite speed far in excess of the speed of light.

Any mass/energy added to the tachyon causes it to slow down to a finite speed (although an infinite amount of mass would be required to decelerate a tachyon to sub-light speed). The phenomenon of mass decelerating a tachyon is known as *spacetime drag* or *higgs drag*.

## Uses

Since tachyons travelled faster than the speed of light, they can be used in communication. Constant bearing tachyons can theoretically be used to offer instantaneous communication. In practice, however, any interference with the constant bearings gives them mass and therefore finite speed. Tachyon communication is, however, useful in scenarios where quantum communication has been ruled out and light speed communication is too slow or otherwise also ruled out.

Tachyons can be weaponised, but ordinarily they pass through normal matter without interacting. Therefore, tachyon weapons must be developed so that they interact with normal matter in order to release energy and cause damage.
Life is Strange

Life is Strange is a series on Friends Without Benefits where Dillon, Major, and Weegee play the hella cool video game Life is Strange. The series started on May **4, 20**(blaze it)18 and is currently ongoing airing during the 4:00pm timeslot. Cade hates the game, Dillon thinks it is better than Breath of the Wild, and Major is playing it blind however, he does not appear to be a fan. The Anti-Semitic Trio is back! And this time they're taking on women, lesbians, suicidal teens, and the French.

## Important Terminology

* Hella
* Wowsers
* Mad Skills
* Ninja
* Blaze
* Rawk Out
* Epic Win
* kek
* Step-Douche
* Pop a Cap in His Ass
* sista
* beeatch
* Amazeballs
* Bizarro
* Ubercool
* Asswipe
* Reefer

## Trivia

* This was the game that Weegee started his let's play channel with. The videos have since been deleted but they are available as a reward on his Patreon.
* It is the 86th series on the channel probably
* This series was spoiled by Weegee in a tweet made in 2017
* Major seems very attracted to Chloe especially since she is a furry like him
* Killer Queen has already touched this series
* That one kid mentioned *Cannibal Holocaust* so NOW you know he's cultured
* Chloe’s Cave is secrete code for her vagene
* This series shares it's episode total of 7 with Game Dev Tycoon, Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards, and Budokai Tenkaichi 3
* Awarded the FWOB wiki award for best ending
* Life really IS strange
Paul Bird's Fact Book

1. WeeGee The God can absolutely fight a giraffe, but will lose!
2. Paul Bird has acheived a cult who one of which has played for nearly 1,000 hours. All hail Paul Bird
3. Ligma is a serious disease and should be handled accordingly.
4. What is ligma?
5. Ligma balls xD gottem
6. gotdam :(
7. Paul Bird is considered a permanent guest of honor at more than 120 embassies worldwide.
8. Paul Bird has personally met and received praise from Jesus "Hentai" Christ himself
9. During the Cuban Missile crisis, Paul Bird served a pivotal role in preventing nuclear war by negotiating an international booze exchange program.
10. I AM A DOGGIE
11. Paul Bird spat on Oprah once in a non-sexual fashion
12. Paul Bird spat on Dick Cheney in a sexual fashion
13. Paul Bird had sex with Fidel Castro on a whim (this later turned out to play a vital role in the prevention of the cuban missile crisis)
14. Prefers Golden Grahams over Cinnamon Toast crunch in nearly all situations
15. Paul Bird's life motto is "all incest is technically wincest"
16. Paul Bird had his cock sucked from winning a tic-tac twice
17. Paul Bird beat flash, sonic, Superman, True Form Darkseid and Thanos with the infinity stones in a foot race, at once, while having one of his legs broken by himself to make it fair for his oponents.
18. The dark lord Shadman was once asked to make lewds of Paul but was too scared and destroyed the timeline that he was in at the time in an act of fear.
19. Paul Bird knows the true identity of scp 001
Mario Party

Mario Party is a current series on FWOB and the series as of Sunday, December 3/2017 has 96 episodes. FWOB has currently played Mario Party 4, 5, 6, 10, 2, 8, 7, 3, 1, 9, DS, and Super Mario Party. The cast hates Mario Party 5 because of its terrible mini-games but Weegee and Major hates it the most with a passion. Other Mario Party like games that the subreddit has mentioned are Mario Party E, Mario Party Advance, Mario Party 9, Mario Party 10, Sonic Shuffle, and Totally Spies: Totally Party.

## Mario Party

### Finale

N/A

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## Wins

Alpharad : 20 wins

Weegee : 23 wins

Deezus : 35 wins

Dad : 13 wins

Turvis : 2 wins

Major : 6 wins

Fio: 5 wins

ESAM: 1 win

MVD: 1 win
Howard Dark Souls

## Story

Howard Dark Souls is the creator of Dark Souls. He is introduced in episode 7 of the Dark Souls series on FWOB where he causes Jklonk to clip through the ground falling into the abyss leading to his death. Although it is never stated, it is heavily implied that Howard is the cause for Jklonks second floor clip in episode 9. He also goes by the name Mr. Dark Souls.

## Appearance

Howard takes on a form beyond human comprehension, he is often depicted as a bright light.
JKLEEe

JKLEEe is a fictional character in the Friends Without Benefits canon. He is the protagonist of the Undertale series and is the first champion of the JKL Family. JKLEEe made his first appearance in Episode 1 of Undertale titled: The Sound of the Police and his most recent appearance being in Episode 9 titled: FINALE.

**JKLEEe Facts & Stats:**
 **No. of episodes** | 9

## Personality

JKLEEe doesn't talk. Not much else is known about him aside from that.

## History

In the year 201X, some dumbass kid tried to climb MT. Ebott (Y'all like Undertale lore?) That dumbass fell down a hole. The kid was found by FWOB members WEEGEETHEGOD and Dillon. The two dubbed the dumbass JKLEEe. The boy was never called anything else again.

JKLEEe's adventure is Undertale, so if anyone wants to summarize that, here is the spot to do it.

## Trivia

* JKLEEe shares an incredibly similar name and appearance to that of JKLEEE which was what Cade and Dillon named their character in their original play through which was lost due to audio malfunctions, the character was therefore lost along with the series.
* Being a member of the JKL Family many would assume JKLEEe is a JKL-Type however, in Undertale he is often referred to as human
The FWOB audience according to Weegee

This page is here to list off what Weegee interprets the FWOB audience as. This also includes all contributors to the wiki as they too are members of the FWOBience.

## ​Attributes of FWOBience

* Very young, mostly fetuses
* Live in the sewers
* Parent's put them in the sewer and told them to not come out until they were 18
* None have seen Lost because they are too little
* Quick to anger
* 100% male
* Virgins
* Make a rather lengthy gagging sound when they step on a rusty nail in the sewers
* Eat garbage
* Will eat anything they are given
* 99% are 8 year old little babies
* Average age is 4
* Don't understand reproductive organ's because they are all like 5
* Born in 2011
* half born in 2015
* majority dropped as a baby
* At least 2 members of the FWOBience torture animals
* Really like anime
* Like Hope from Final Fantasy XIII they like to soak their handkerchiefs in sewer water and blow their noses into it
* Can be described as rats or "creatures"
* 0% have created human spawn (Thank goodness)
* Have little to no knowledge on female genitalia or the female reproduction process
* "Not good at memory"
* They always take their clothes off before watching Friends Without Benefits, assuming they actually have clothes
* In A Hat In Time episode 8, Dillon says 6% of the FWOB viewers are women and that seems like a bit of a stretch
* Green
* Don't know who R. Kelly, Usher, or Chris Brown are.
* Suck on rat meat
* Mooch off the Wi-Fi from the McDonald's above the sewer they dwell in
* They have no parents or benefits
* The subscribers are the rat pack of the Royal Rat Vanguard from Dark Souls 2
* Dung monsters that throw their feces
* Come from the Black Gulch
* low IQ
* Babies who play Grabbin’ Gold
* Are retarded.
* Make Cade mad.
* Their parents beat them
* Don’t understand references from Liar, Liar.
* Is nice and gets picked on.
* Does not live in garbage dumps, they do better in recycling areas.
* Pigs (but only 94% of them according to Dillon)
* at least a couple of them watch movies with their friends using a gmod virtual theater
* are not potty trained
* rats in boats
Lord Javi

This was a bad idea for a page

## The Legend

Lord Havi might just be the greatest smash player to ever grace this Earth. Legend says he only appears once every 100 years to play a game of smash. In episode 1 of Smash Bros For Glory Jacob and Major were lucky enough to come across this legend while spectating matches. The situation became even luckier when they point out that this is their second time running into him as they first met him in an unreleased episode. The sheer amount of luck it takes to be in the presence of Lord Javi more than once further proves that Jacob is in fact the luckiest FWOB boy. Lord Javi plays Ganondorf as a king like Ganon is the only worthy character for our king, Lord Javi. Due to his legendary status it is safe to assume that he has close ties with other god-like entities such as Howard Dark Souls and Paul Bird, however this has yet to be confirmed.
Turvis

Turvis joined FWOB on September 1st, 2017.

However, Turvis's departure from the show was announced on November 1st, 2017. This was due to a familial need to help out his brother who is recovering from the hospital. It is currently unknown (as of November 1st, 2017, 11:15pm EST) whether or not Turvis will return to the show later on. Although, he is still a featured guest in videos on Alphas main channel. Jacob "Alpharad" Rabon IV reveals in the fifth episode of Minecraft Story Mode that the first words Turv said to him were "So let me tell ya. Ya get the reefa, ya smoke the beefa, and fuck Queen Latifa."

Turvis liked to play Waluigi in Mario Party.

On his main channel, Turvamania, Turvis made a video going more into more specifics of why exactly he left FWOB. As sad as his leave left everyone, the community lovingly supported him all the way through. As Turv would say, he’s doing “super duper.”

On January 16th, 2018, Turvis visited this wiki page on steam. There he and his followers discussed and edited this page. He also stated that he would not be returning to FWOB. He was, however, able to start using a "super duper" emote in streams. Rest in pepperoni.

**Benefits-Meter**
 Sex
 Appearance
 Voice
 Commentary
 Support
 Gamer-Skill
 Balls
 Mic-Peaking
Ability

#### **Taunting**

Turvis was known to taunt as Waluigi during Mario Party, which the rest of the FWOB cast did not find amusing.

## Outside of FWOB

Add him on snapchat at travisroland0

Follow, subscribe, and sponsor him on streams like this:

☀https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slTu\_aZ0zBU

10/10 Would fuck always.

Is the sexiest man alive.

Turv's (supposed) waifu is Ashley F. (But it's secretly a threesome between Dakota, and, and Sexy McCree.) (EDIT: Is sexually attracted to air)

Might have to go pee pee.

Uses the N-Word.

## Trivia

-Once threw his dog across the room thinking it was a stuffed animal. He claims it was the saddest moment of his life.

-Is super duper with a big tuper

-In 2013 Travis was a PM Yoshi main and was known to be "Cringy,memey and bullshits 24/7"

-He is 6'6 feet tall. Ya boi be tall as fuck out here.

-Plays Waluigi out of spite.

-will wu pweese pway muincwaf

-Has taken a shit in Jacob's shower.

-His favorite song is Everybody Wants To Rule The World by Tears For Fears

-Hates Luigi

-Hates Bandana Dee

-Is a fucking QUITTER (come back to us ;\_;)

-Gets gangbanged by Algee the TV in Castle Crashers
Town of Salem

Town of Salem was a short-lived FWOB series that featured the epic gamer combo of Major and Alpharad. It's filled with many amazing plays by the duo, and exploits the many mistakes their opponents make. It is also one of the first series that Major has appeared in.

The series is also filled with Major and Alpha providing tips to the viewers at home, as the duo are epic gamers and Major is a competitive Mafia player. However, their legitimacy has been questioned by their viewers, with several comments pointing out that they're playing on Classic and are just playing poorly.

## Trivia

-Major plays a lot of Mafia.

-Their character was named Fat Albert, because who would accuse Fat Albert?

-Lookout sucks.

-Saying that you're the Mafia means you're the Mafia.

-Medium also sucks.

-Their other character's name was Just a Townie.

-Trump will make town great again.

## See Also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6xQMZj7z28
The Last of Us

The Last of Us was a series on Friends Without Benefits where Dad and Major play the critically-acclaimed 2013 video game, The Last of Us. The series started on April 14, 2018 and ended on May 3, 2018. It has 20 episodes and is the 84th series on the channel probably.

## Trivia

* The final episode titled 'Moral Grey Area' spells gray with an 'e' like how the UK spells it. This is odd seeing as FWOB is based in the US where the spelling is usually done with an 'a'
* This is the only series on the channel with 20 episodes
Monty Mole

**Monty Mole** (also known as **"Big Dick Monty Mole"**), is a former member of the "Mario Sunshines" and a current member of the "DK Explorers", who debuted on episode 5 of the Mario Superstar Baseball series.

Monty Mole is known for his ability to hit any ball given to him, but has a terrible arm. He has carried his team to victory on multiple occasions and is not above fighting dirty. He has done such things as hitting Birdo and hitting Baby Mario in the head.

Monty Mole's other appearances is in Mario Party 10 as one of the mini-bosses.

His latest appearance was in Super Mario Party as a playable character.
Guests

This is the page for all the guest stars on FWOB, and for all the guests they want to be on FWOB.

## Guests

So far they have only had ~~one~~ ~~two~~ ~~three~~ ~~four~~ five guest stars.

### JD

A dirty PM Yoshi main who was the first guest on FWOB. Appears in Random FireRed: GUEST STARRING - EPISODE 20. Loves Megaman.

### MVD

MVD (Jesse) is a professional smash player and good friends with Alpharad. He is considered to be the best active diddy kong main at the moment. His first appearance is in Mario Party 8: "Guest Starring!" - EPISODE 1. When playing Mario Party, Jesse likes to play as Toad, which is totally copying Cade on Mario Party DS, and is the son of Toadsworth

### ESAM

Esam (Eric) is a professional smash player and good friends with Alpharad and MVD. Considered the best Pikachu main in the world and regularly teams up with MVD in Double Smash. His first appearance is in Mario Party 6: "Hazing ESAM and MVD"- Episode 1. This arc is when MVD and ESAM get absolutely trashed by Cade and Dillon after they lost the tournament in round one because of Turn Fifteen Chance Time. When playing Mario Party, Eric likes to play as Boo, and Yoshi.

Aside from Mario Party, he jas appeared in the following series:

\*Pac-Man Fever

### Fio

Fio is Jacob’s fiancé. She does not undestand Sponge references and that is truly tagic. She first appears in Mario Party 3: "Sociopathic Dillon" - EPISODE 1 - Friends Without Benefits. When playing Mario Party, She plays Daisy when Don is not playing, and Peach when Alpha is not playing, or Boo when both are playing.

### RelaxAlax

Alex stopped by one magical day to play mario party 7 with the fwob boys, replacing don. When picking a character, he asked who the best was. They said peach, so he chose peach. He isn't very good at mario party, but he is Dillion's favorite youtuber.

Turns out Alax is a shitty human being (also an alleged rapist) so we try not to think about this.

### Alpharad

Alpharad made a guest appearance during the third time they played Undertale

### JoSniffy

Jo was on the show during the stream 50 TURNS OF MARIO PARTY 4 feat. JO ALPHARADPLUS where he played Yoshi.

## Wanted Guests

The guys have both jokingly and seriously asked several celebrities and youtubers to guest star on their channel. These include:

* Barack Obama
* Jeb Bush
* Game Theory
* Paul Bird
* Richard De La Ruina
* Major’s Sister
* Pewdiepie
* Leafyishere
* Videogamedunkey
* David Cage
* Drake Bell
* >Shadman (Yes, *that* Shadman)
* MumkeyJones (I want to see weegee and him in a room)
* ~~Alpharad (He's a really underated youtuber who needs some love)~~ (we did it reddit)
Major "dadasheck" Duncan Series

This is a list of series containing only Major D. Duncan and Don "dadasheck" Walker. This pair is notable for being among the most wholesome pair of commentators among the groups. Their dynamic can best be described as, "Dudes being bros." Please do not critique the name of the page as it is very good and took a long time to come up with. Do you know the story of the person who came up with it? Have you walked a mile in his shoes? Maybe this was his magnum opus and it took a lot of hard effort to create. Perhaps you should have thought about that before you opened your dumb fucking mouth. What are you some kind of cop? Get off his dick, asshole. God, the nerve of some people.

* The "Big the Cat" arc of Sonic Adventure (3 episodes, July 12th 2017 - July 14th 2017)
* Luigi's Mansion (9 episodes, February 21st 2018 - March 1st 2018)
* The Last of Us (24 episodes, April 14th 2018 - May 14th 2018)
* A Way Out (9 episodes, June 23rd 2018 - July 4th 2018)
* Donut County (7 episodes, September 8th 2018 - October 8th 2018)
* Castlevania IV (10 episodes as of November 25th 2018)
Dad's Pets

## Minecraft Season 1

* Steven the dog

* Stephen Two the sequel to steven (aka Steven Two this time he's gay) (aka Steven Two gay and huge)

* Steven the cat (aka Steven three but this time he's not allowed to leave the house)(aka Steven the third but this time for sure though)(aka Steven three this time it's a cat, last time he was gay now it's a cat)

* Steven 4 and he's tiny this time (aka Steven 5 (evolution of Steven 4)) (aka Steven 4 this time he's small but now he's big)

* Steven 5 (baby of gay couple of Steven 3 and Steven 4)(he did grow)

* Steven 6 (aka Steven 6 but this time he's a baby but then he got big)

* Steven 7

## Minecraft Season 2

* Rodney (named after Rodney Mullen who is like a really sick skateboarder, because he just did like a really cool 360 on the ground)(aka Rodney One)
* Rodney Two
Mario Baseball

Mario Baseball was a series

The most notable thing about this series was in the first episode, when a yellow toad on the opposing team hit a pop fly far into left field. Jacob then jokingly stated “Toad hits a home run.” As smash players, the term “commentators curse” comes to mind, as the ball bounced off of an invisible block, straight over the wall, scoring the opposing team a homerun. This event caused the loss of the game, throwing Jacob into a hysterical laughing fit (side-note: Jacob arguably has the best laugh). Throughout the rest of the playthrough, they had a fear of the one yellow toad that made history.
Amazing Island

Remember the Amazing Island play through with Jacob and Major? No, you don't.

## Story

Follow Jacob and Major as they adventure to defeat the Black Evil with their hero White Good. Jklonk and Nazi (Not Racist) also seem to be affiliated with this character.

## References to this forgotten series

* This series is referenced in Episode 1 of the Shadow the Hedgehog series
Chronospermia

**Chronospermia** (also known as **Time Stealing** or **Time** **Harvesting**) is a form of time travel that is an extension of chronospectria. Unlike basic chronospectria, which merely allows for the past to be seen, chronospermia allows scenes from past to be meticulously "copied" into the present, so they can be studied in greater detail. Chronospermia merely makes a copy of a historical scene, and does not alter it in any way, and thus it does not violate causality.

## Energy requirements

The energy requirements for chronospermia are enormous, far greater than those of simple chronospectria. The energy requirements always include the energy-equivalence of the mass copied from the past to the present, which even for a small amount of matter equates to a huge amount of energy. Usually, black hole draining is used to obtain the vast quantities of power necessary.
Nzone

Nzone

**Nzone**, also known as **trinitrogen** is an artificial allotrope of nitrogen consisting of three covalently bonded nitrogen atoms (**N3**). It can be stabilised using nectism. It is an analogue to ozone, a similar triatomic compound formed from oxygen atoms, an is named in an analogous way.

## Related substances

* Nitrogen gas
* Ozone
* Fzone
* Clozone
* Hzone
The (In)Complete and (Not)Total Mario Party Rankings.

Hello Everyone! I'm Maineroadfan and while I was sitting watching Major win his first game of Mario Party (God Bless) I got an idea. The idea was to make a complete ranking of all the stats in Mario Party. And I don't just mean who came first, second, third and fourth. I mean who landed on the most blue spaces, who rolled a 1 the most and who collected the most money.

I hope this list will answer many questions. Questions like; Why is Dillon the best and worst player? Is Jacob really the luckiest? Can Cade actually punch a giraffe?

I will be ranking these episode by episode, and would appreciate help. If you see an episode that is not there, please help me.

Cheers.

## MARIO PARTY 4 (Part 1)

### Episode 1 - Never Lucky

 No. Of Red Spaces
 No. Of Mushroom Spaces
 No. of Battle Spaces
1
4
6
8
8
3
7
4
3
5
4
7
6
1
7 + 3
4
5
10
 Items Bought
Mega Mushroom (5)
Mega Mushroom
 Items Used

 Avalanche! (4 Player)
2nd WEEGEE
3rd Deezus
 GOOOOOOOAL!! (1v3)
 Paths of Peril (Battle - 5)
2nd Deezus +6
3rd Dad +0
 Blame it on the Crane (1v3)
 Bowser's Bigger Blast (Battle - 20)
2nd WEEGEE +21
3rd Major +0
4th Deezus +0

RANKINGS:

1. Dad
2. WEEGEE
3. Major
4. Deezus

POWER RANKINGS (WHO DID THE BEST IN MINIGAMES)

1. WEEGEE
2. Major
3. Dad
4. Deezus
Kirby Star Allies

Summaries:

Episode 1 - Decent and pretty good as the gang figures out the game and how babymode easy it is

Episode 2 - **POSSIBLY THE FUNNIEST EPISODE OF FRIENDS WITHOUT BENEFITS OF ALL TIME - IF YOU HAVE NOT WATCHED THIS EPISODE YET, PLEASE DO, IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE**

Episode 3 - Major throws up and it is funny haha

Episode 4 - Very short

### (1, 2 oatmeal,) Kirby is a pink guy made by Masahiro Sakurai (Asian Gabe Newell) and Kirby's most recent game (as of 2018) was Kirby Star Allies, which the FWOB crew have played.

* Don is Kirby because he is better I guess
* Cade is (usually) King Dedede (Player 3)
* Dillon is whatever (Player 4)

* Major is also whatever but has played Bandana Dee (Player 2)

ALSO DILLON DOSEN'T LIKE KIRBY WE MUST EXTERMINATE HIM AT ***ALL*** COSTS
Jklizard

Jklizard is part of the JKL Family in Dillon and Cade’s Bloodborne series on their Patreon. He was first mentioned in God of War: The Pause of Shame - Episode 1. I don’t know much more about him because I am poor. I could even be spelling it wrong as I am spelling it phonetically, so feel free to add on.

Coincidentally Jklizard is also the name of the character in skyrim. Jklizard one goal in life is to kill all of the little girls in skirim and become the true little girl bandit.

As of Breaking Skyrim: Pro Hitman - EPISODE 20 - Friends Without Benefits Jklizard was renamed DEATH GUN.

In between episodes 30 and 31 DEATH GUN was killed by unknown means but because he hadn't saved skyrim yet she returns to the mortal realm for 24 hours. In Breaking Skyrim: FINALE - EPISODE 32 - Friends Without Benefits DEATH GUN's 24 hours on earth expired and she returns to the other world. There she met king yema and after a quick chat now must travel snake way to find King Kai to stop the sayion that are heading to earth.
Star Fox Assault

Star Fox Assault is a game. The let's play series on FWOB stars Cade and Don where Don is once again playing the Star Fox. The series started on February 9, 2018 and ended on February 17, 2018 airing during the 4:00pm timeslot. Don thinks the game is cool and Cade seems to be amazed being the bystander again, though maybe not as much as he was in the Star Fox 64 series. Star Fox Assault released on February 14, 2005 for the Nintendo GameCube and is arguably one of the only good post 64 Star Fox games. Star Fox Assault is the 67th series on the channel overall, and is the 2nd Star Fox series on the channel with a total of 9 episodes.

## IMPORTANT

Cade and Don are the most underused and underrated pairing on FWOB and they need to do more series together

## Trivia

* The panther guy FUCKS
* The game has a cap on the mashing which means Don can't speed shoot
* Cade and Don may or may not have smooched at the end of episode 6
* The series shares it's episode total with UNDERTALE! OH MY GOD UNDERTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE! Also shared with Titan Souls, and House Party
Nier Automata

Nier Automata is a series on Friends Without Benefits where Cade, Dillon, and Don play the 2017 video game Nier Automata. Never mind, they're actually playing Undertale. The series started on May 22, 2018 and ended on May 23, 2018.

 Dillon says a bunch of pervert stuff

Nier Automata is a super complex game and requires multiple playthroughs to understand the sheer scope of the complex story and gameplay. One cannot simply "play" this game for it requires more, it requires time and... oh wait, they finished it in two episodes, okay bye.

## Trivia

* This series aired during the 4:00pm timeslot
* This was the first series Cade and Don tried to play on the channel however, the recording was bad running at 7 fps according to Dillon
* Spout memes at the FWOB boys when you see them in public, especially Don. This isn't really trivia instead it's advice.
* Dillon's friend keeps on playing Deus Ex
* Don was excited for Pacific Rim 2, lol what an idiot (Please don't hurt me I was just kidding around)
* Star Wars
Jeff Foxworthy but a Dinosaur

**Jeff Foxworthy but a Dinosaur** (born Feb 18, 70,000,642 B.C.E.), is a featured character on [S1:E3] of Spelunky, which is the first Spelunky playthrough featuring "a real fucking Dinosaur on screen". Though initially off-putting to Don due to his large stature, Jeff eventually becomes a trusted companion in the spelunking quest. His abilities include attempting to eat foes and acting like a dog who wants to be petted.

**Benefits-Meter**
 Sex
 Appearance
 Voice
 Commentary
 Support
 Gamer-Skill
 Balls
 Luck

## Outside of FWOB

Outside of FWOB, Jeff Foxworthy but a Dinosaur is known to be hilarious and a great standup comic. His life goal is to prevent the extinction of the dinosaurs. Follow him on twitch at twitch.tv/thetwitchrex or subscribe to his Youtube Channel "Prehistoric Gaming".

## Trivia

-His catchphrases include "Ha Pa Pa Pa" and "Fellas?!?!"

-During critical gameplay moments, he can be persuaded to bow his head so that Don can see the screen.

-Has the largest mouth of any FWOB member (other than weegee if you know what I mean)

-His classic bit is "You know you're a carnivore if..."

-Is the only standup comic with a patreon

-His favorite gaming chair is the DxRacer

- Here is a picture of actual Jeff Foxworthy, he is not a dinosaur.
Bush Did 9/11

Wow, you guys don't believe in 9/11? Let me tell you guys how it happened: George W. Bush cloned himself multiple times and all of George Bush's clones crashed in various places. One of them broke into Seth MacFarlane's house turned of the alarm clocks so he would miss his flight because George W. Bush loved Family Guy by the way (he was a big Guy head back in the day) so that Seth MacFarlane would not get on the flight that happened into the trade center, because if Seth MacFarlane was on that flight he would have talked down the terrorists. As one of the Clone W. Bushes flew the plane he said "Holy Crap, Lois" and then he hit it.
Bob

**Bob** Bobbington is the head writer and one of the producers for funny let's play channel: Friends Without Benefits. He is name-dropped frequently, mentioned as an inside joke of sorts (I.E. "Thanks Bob"). Bob prefers to be referred to as Mr. Bobbington or Bobert with a hard O. He has a brother who is a boo named Boobert. Bob keeps the FWOB boys on a tight schedule and a training regiment.

 The cast said in episode one of the Mario Party 4 arc, "The Special One", that if they ever won an award of any kind, the first person who'd they'd thank would be Bob.

He made his first appearance in Guns, Gore & Cannoli: Spaghetti Featuring Bob - EPISODE 1 - Friends Without Benefits where he's acompineyed by ~~either dad or dillion I honestly can't tell the difference~~ don. It was also revealed that the homosexual jokes all come from his represed sexuality. Also, bob is a heavy smoker and has an iron lung, this is the main reason he hasn't been on the show before. Bob is also a woman.
Does Blue's Clues is Gay?

So I wrote this in a comment section here. Yeah.

## Copy Pasta

The Rumor Come Out: Does Blue Clues is Gay?

Gluma Confussed-Oddish 3 minutes ago No Comments

Blue Clues is gay is the most discussed in the media in the
few years ago. Even it has happened in 2016, but some of the public still
curious about what is exactly happening and to be the reason there is a rumor
comes out about her gay. At that time she became the massive social networking
rumor.

The public, especially her fans are shocked. She just came
out with her bad rumor which is spread massively. This time is not about her TV
career, but her bad rumor. The rumor is out of standardize of hoax, according
the last reported this television star revealed herself as homosexual. Do you still believe or not, this rumor is really much talked by people even in a
person of her fans.

PS
--

Gluma means joke as this is a joke
Yuri

* Normal State
* True Form
* Final Form

* Image 1
* Image 2

Known as the ***edgy*** one in the group, she sometimes cuts herself on that edge, and loves long words, jasmine scents, and just about anything you (the protagonist) do. She is the current winner of the Best Girl Poll.

## Best Girl

There is no question that Yuri is the best girl.

## See also

http:/doki-doki-litertre-club.wika.cm/wiki/Yuri
Jklizzard

Jklizard is part of the JKL Family in Dillon and Cade’s Bloodborne series on their Patreon. He was first mentioned in God of War: The Pause of Shame - Episode 1. I don’t know much more about him because I am poor. I could even be spelling it wrong as I am spelling it phonetically, so feel free to add on.

Coincidentally Jklizard is also the name of the character in skyrim. Jklizard one goal in life is to kill all of the little girls in skirim and become the true little girl bandit.

As of Breaking Skyrim: Pro Hitman - EPISODE 20 - Friends Without Benefits Jklizard was renamed DEATH GUN.

In between episodes ---- and ----- DEATH GUN was killed by unknown means but because he hadn't saved skyrim yet she returns to the mortal realm for 24 hours. In Breaking Skyrim: FINALE - EPISODE 32 - Friends Without Benefits DEATH GUN, 24 hours on earth expires and she returns to the after life and meets king yema and after a quick chat must travel on snake way to King Kai to stop the sayion that are heading to earth.
Black hole

**Black holes** are objects with gravitational fields powerful enough to trap light. They can form naturally as stellar remnants from the collapse of the largest stars, or they can be synthesised artificially using technology such as a superlaser.

Black holes can be used for the disposal of unwanted matter and energy, as a weapon and as a power source if quantum draining technology is available or if a sufficiently small black hole is at hand that produces a large amount of hawking radiation.
The Last of Us: Left Behind

The Last of Us: Left Behind is a spin-off of The Last of Us series on FWOB where Dad and Major play the expansion to The last of Us titled The Last of Us: Left Behind. This time Major is playing on hard mode, so get ready for that. The series started on May 11, 2018 and ended on May 14, 2018.

## Trivia

* This series was teased during The Last of Us play-through
* The 87th series on the channel probably
* Major recommends watching Markiplier if you want to watch someone gush about a game
* The commenters made Major feel bad
Higgs Field

The Higgs Field, a vast, evenly distributed field of Higgs bosons permeating the entirety of the Universe.

### Generation

Natural, constant throughout all spacetime.

### Effects

All properties of mass including:* Inertia
* Momentum
* Particle decay
* Sublight speed
* Gravity

## Particle Characteristics

### Character Varieties

* Higgs boson
* Anti-Higgs boson

The **Higgs Field**, also known as the **Mass Field** is a field of Higgs bosons that permeates the whole Universe, and is spread out evenly through all of spacetime.

The Higgs Field is responsible for giving mass to particles, and for the properties associated with mass such as inertia, momentum, inability to travel at the speed of light, particle decay through the Weak Force and Gravity. It is not technically a force, since it is permanent and permeates all of space constantly. However, it is often considered to be a similar phenomenon.

## Function

The Higgs Field is made up of countless individual Higgs boson particles that permeate the entirety of the Universe. The Higgs bosons spawn and dissipate constantly within the field, but the field itself remains constant.

Any particle that interacts with a Higgs boson exhibits the effects of mass. The Higgs bosons cause certain heavy particles to decay via the Weak Force. Particles travelling through the Higgs Field exhibit inertia and momentum. As they approach the speed of light, they collide with more and more Higgs bosons, increasing their inertia and making travel at the speed itself impossible for particles with mass. Interactions between particles with mass and Higgs bosons also produce gravitons, the carrier particles of Gravity.

Particles which interact more strongly with the Higgs Field have a higher mass, exhibiting more inertia and more Gravity. Particles with no mass at all do not interact with the Higgs Field at all, and so they travel at the speed of light. Particles with negative mass interact with the Higgs Field to produce the exact opposite effects of particles with positive mass, travelling at infinite speed by default and requiring energy to slow them down closer to the speed of light. Matter with negative mass is known as tachyonic matter.

## Manipulation

The Higgs Field is immensely stable, and has an even and constant presence across almost all space in the Universe. However, it is possible to manipulate the Higgs Field. Certain technologies allow for the creation of Anti-Higgs bosons, which destroy Higgs bosons upon contact and create an area of space where the Higgs Field is not present. Such a piece of space is called a mass vacuum, and all particles travel at the speed of light within it, both regular matter particles and tachyons.
Totally Spies

This series stars Dillon and Don. They play Totally Spies for the GBA. The series started on February 18, 2018 and it somehow had more than one episode, ending on February 22, 2018. The series is the 68th on the channel and it aired during the 4:00pm timeslot.

## Events of significance in terms of the FWOB canon

* Jacob makes a cameo appearance in episode 2 during the hacking segment

## Trivia

* Dillon mixes up the names of Clover and Sam in episode 2.
Heavy Rain

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Heavy Rain is a series on Friends Without Benefits. It is objectively the best FWOB series. It is the 51st series on the channel overall and consists of 19 episodes. The series stars Cade, Dillon, and Jacob and is full of many funny ha ha's. The series started on November 22, 2017 and ended on December 10, 2017. It aired during the 8:00pm time slot. The series got a compilation video which was uploaded on Jacob's channel on December 15, 2017.

## Synopsis

There is a boy named Jason who the FWOB crew seems to worship. Dillon is a bad parent and the gang drops a baby, also Dillon is the worst. Due to him being the worst Jacob gets very angry. This results in Dillon getting a 50% cut in pay. Cade thinks it is very funny.

## Drinking Game

- Take a shot every time someone says Jason

- Take a shot every time a QTE is intentionally failed

-Take a shot every time someone is a bad parent

WARNING: Drinking game is not recommended seeing as everyone who watches FWOB are little babies according to Cade (who ironically is not of drinking age).

## Trivia

* At 19 episodes it is the 13th longest series on the channel. Currently, it is also the only series to have that episode total.
* It is the 3rd game played by Cade, Dillon, and Jacob together
* In the first episode Jacob says he will only be on the series up to the infamous "JASON" scene and then Cade and Dillon will play the rest, however he ends up staying the whole play through.
A message from dad

I'm not sure how many of you actually read the descriptions on these Spelunky episodes, or on any videos really. I don't have that kind of data. Today I had two chicken tacos and two beef tacos from Bueno and it was really average, but that's what I'm paying for when I get fast food. What's your favorite fast food place? I hope it isn't McDonald's. That place is terrible and I cannot stop eating there. What are they putting in those nuggets? Is it drugs? Are we all on drugs? Sometimes it feels like it. Life is like a strange dream that I cannot wake up from. Things happen at random for no reason every day and I feel less connected from my past self more and more as time goes on... Anyways sorry I messed up so bad at the end of the episode please like comment and sub scribe hehe

-dad
Aspasdinidies

Aspasdinidies in Gacha Club. Artwork by PureEunoia

**Aspasdinidies** is a playable battle unit character and a preset in Gacha Club. He currently has no notable ingame lore.

## Gacha Club Base Stats

* **Club:** Club Gacha (Club Neon)
* **Hit Points:** TBD
* **Attack Power:** TBD
* **Defense Power:** TBD
* **Damage Type:** Wind
* **Active Skill:** MP Strike (20 MP) - Attack 1 enemy with (2.5x/3x/3.5x/4x/5x) dmg, gain MP+ (10/15/20/25/30)
* **Passive Skill:** Team Crit Rate+ - Team Crit Rate+ (2%/4%/6%/8%/10%)

## Trivia

* According to the creator and their preset bios, he is the lover of Aiai.

## Gallery

Aspasdinidies' full illustration.Aspasdinidies' preset in Gacha Club
List of Fanstuff

## Entire accounts/channels/subreddits/stuff

### Twitter

* @FWOBAverageGuy: Keeps track of average rolls in Mario Party (https://twitter.com/FWOBAverageGuy)
* @FWOBNoContext: Quotes FWOB without context (https://twitter.com/FWOBNoContext)
	+ @FWOCNoContext: Quotes @FWOBNoContext without context even though I'm not that relevant (https://twitter.com/FWOCNoContext)
* @HAHAFWOB: Posts timestamped EPIC FUNNY MOMENTS and other bullshit, needs suggestions (plz) ([1])
* @FWOBNoTravis: Posts stuff in memory of Travis (rip in rip) ([https://twitter.com/FWOBNoTravis?lang=en])
* @Fwobinpiring: Posts "inspirational" FWOB quotes ([2])
* @Fwobsad: Posts "sad" FWOB moments ([3])
* @FWOBSarcasm: Posts sarcastic FWOB quotes ([4])
* @f\_w\_o\_b\_fan: shitpost account ([5])
* @fwoanything: ([6])
* @fwob\_simplified: Posts simplified summarys of FWOB videos ([7])
* @FwobWthBenefits: Haha I'm gay haha ([8])
* @FwobJob: ERROR404 Gimmick Not Found ([9])
* @fwobfanfic: Uses FWOB jokes to make fanfics ([10])
* @b\_w\_o\_f: Ends everything with "friend"([11])
* @FWOF\_: Has no friends, press F to pay respects (https://twitter.com/FWOF\_)
* @FurrynoBenefits: Is a furry (https://twitter.com/FurrynoBenefits)
* @WeLoveYouMajor: Loves Major. A lot. (https://twitter.com/WeLoveYouMajor)
* @FWOBNoEdge: Removes edginess from FWOB-stuff (https://twitter.com/FWOBNoEdge)
* @fwooriginality: Not original. (https://twitter.com/fwooriginality)

### Tumblr

* FWOBlr: General fanstuffs, fresh from the tumblr press. (https://fwoblr.tumblr.com/)
* The Only Fan Blog On The Internet: General fanstuffs, may be inactive (https://fwob.tumblr.com/)

### YouTube

* FWOB Comp: Makes FWOB Compilations (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9RAjAzhSS9LFpBTneLUlTw)
* Friends Without Benefits Animated - Anime reptile gurls (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GexvhYKWyEM)
* "'Bedroom? If you insist." in club penguin online (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljtbnNcyHvs)
* End Of An Era | An Alpharad FWOB Tribute(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ee8xt-9edw) (goodnight sweet prince)
* Jacob Gets Arrested (FWOB Animated)(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCjepEAyf\_s)

### Reddit

* r/FWOB: pretty much what it sounds like. (https://www.reddit.com/r/FWOB/)
* https://www.reddit.com/r/FWOB/comments/987osd/i\_am\_an\_irredeemable\_sewer\_dweller\_who/

## Singular videos

### Animations

* Spinning on a dick by Teffy (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHGX1\_TN3YM)
* Scary Wallpaper by Choopasaurus (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhrKw6ZafOM)
* Anime reptile gurls by Wi-FiWarrior (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GexvhYKWyEM)
* FWOBanronpa - STOP by NovaStreakGaming (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_70ZPT2lr\_0)
* Jacob Gets Arrested by Opes (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCjepEAyf\_s&t=3s)
* THE GOD SHOT by Twisty Snails (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6yBivpjBbQ)
* Three Lefts Make a Right by Opes (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1MmWk0F5CI)
Abraham Poorpockets

You were expecting an actual description of this guy weren't you? Nah, wrong wiki, get baited bitch

Abraham Poorpockets is a fictional character created by Jacob “Alpharad” Rabon IV in episode 31 of the Sonic ‘06 Let’s Play. He was created due to a fit of rage from Alpharad at co-commentator “Dad As Heck”, whom created a fictional scenario in which he had infinite money.

- Abraham has a brother by the name of Isaac, who is allegedly ten times better while holding the same job title of “Accountant.” Isaac also changed his last name to “Richpockets.” Isaac also had intercourse with Abraham’s wife and child, and was sent to jail because of it. Richpockets was then released a month later on good behavior and riches.

- Abraham has a Patreon account https://www.patreon.com/Abraham\_poorpockets

- Abraham has several hypotheticals

- Abraham Poorpockets approves this message

- Abraham Poorpockets has a tendency to forget his own name

- Abraham, due to working so hard in the field of accounting, always sounds as though he is out of breath.

Oh, you were expecting this to be a throwaway page? Get baited, bitch ass bitch
Haha and Then What?

"Haha and then what?" is a recurring phrase on the Friends Without Benefits channel, used mainly by Dillon and Jacob whenever they feature together in a series. The phrase itself is used as a joke as well as a genuine question, such as when Dillon moves a unit in *XCOM 2* or *Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle* and wonders what the outcome of this move will be, or what move to make next. The phrase is also used by Cade, but only ever in a joking context.

## **Origin**

Where this phrase originated from is unknown, although it is most commonly associated with fuckboys who use this manner of speech to try and advance a conversation with a female into sexual territory, usually (always) failing in a spectacular fashion. It went on to become a staple gag on various forums and web pages dedicated to the antics of "straight white boys" when engaging in conversation with the opposite sex, most of which usually showcase young men with the collective brain power of a cantaloupe using extremely poor advances and pickup lines in the hopes of getting laid.

## **Examples**

"Oh, fuck me!" - Don

"Haha, and then what?" - Dillon

"I think I'm gonna move over here..." - Dillon'

"Haha, and then what?" - Jacob

*\*silence\**

"Haha, and then what?" - Cade

"And then..." - Jacob

"Haha, and then what?" - Cade

“She’s super cool” - Dillon

”Yeah me too” - Cade

”Haha, and then what?” - Dillon