The Animatronics Incident of 2013

Chico

**Xicabu*** **Favorite Musician**: Son Tung MTP

## Description

The months-long incident that blew more than just the government's reputation up.

## The Cause

Since the end of 2012, William XI thought that Old Xicabu had to do something about the people slowly realizing they were brainwashed. So, he thought of a publicity stunt.

Everyone can think of an idea, but William was the only capable of connecting them to his childhood memory of lubing a chicken's 17 neck vertebrae with glue and deepthroated it with his 11 inches 7 years old cock. Although he contracted a cock infection that gave it a purple glow, the memory stuck with him every step of his life. He thought, "If I share this golden experience with everyone, they will enjoy it as much as I did and finally relate to their king and give me their loyalty."

For the next half-year, he would be working on chicken animatronics that gave head.

## The Rise

August 8 of 2013, William XI launched his first model and named it "G8T074D3." It had a sucky-sucky mode that would suck only a tip, and a glucky-glucky mode that would devour the entire shaft. This model, however, was a failure due to the lack of marketing and the lack of fucks given by the citizens. Having no one given a shit and simultaneously shitted on by everyone, William walked back to the drawing board with fiery fist.

For the next month, William would be writing a marketing speech and revising his animatronics.

All of his effort would be paid off on September 11 of 2013, when he launched the new model, which he named "Chico" because it was an ass-busting femboy that had a silicone dick and throat for max sucky-sucky efficiency. Along with it came a viral opening speech that William gave on an Anti-William booth:

"Twelve years ago today, the twin towers were banged... a tragedy we would never forget. That's why, today, I introduce "Chico," a pleasure-giving robot femboy that would explode your cock harder than the twin towers exploded. Trust me, I tested production earlier this morning, and damn well did I forget about 9/11. I get it, some of you are religious, and this type of thing is forbid, but I tell you, God gave us a penis for a reason. Heck, some of us even have three! He/she/they/them/it gave us the right to pleasure our flesh and bond together over our unique anatomical adventures. For only a low low price of 399.99, you can go as deep inside Chico as you want. It won't hurt, it was lubricated with glue, after all."

Over 900k Chicos were sold first day, 6 million first week, and 30 million first month. William was swimming in success, but little did he know, too much water would drown him.

## The Incident

Ever since 11/9/2013, nothing was the same. There was finally snow in Xicabu, people were fucking Chico so hard that penis cancer was the most common sickness in Xicabu at the time. Not only that, people going so deep that Chico swallowed their whole body, which would trigger something called "gag reflex" that would give artificial strokes to the players which would kill them. Although common, penis cancer and gag reflex weren't the deadliest killers that came with Chico. It was a trigger called "spring lock," which was named after the spring season where flowers bloom pollen everywhere. Spring lock was a trigger that, when the player cums, Chico would hold their penis cement-solid inside its mouth to suck the cum and lick the urethra for the cleanest and most comforting orgasm possible. It was a good feature for people with purple penises as they have the strongest cocks, but other cocks couldn't handle it, their cocks were often bit off and they would die.

Some people survived as trans-girls to tell the story, and most people were angry. People loved their penises, and they would rather die with their penises still attached to them. William was faced with heavy backlash and was forced to shut down the Chico production in 23/1/2014 by the mafia.

## Aftermath

Xicabuians lost their trust for the government even further, which would lead to the 2014 Xicabuian protests.
The downfall of William XI led to his sugar addiction which would cause sugar overdose in 2015 where he was so fat that he fell off 15 flights of stairs and died after causing a shockwave that replicated Hiroshima.