The Wormulaic Formula

The Wormulaic Formula, originally known as "The Wormulaic Principle" before formulazation by Dr. Effing Ouchie, is a theory that demonstrates a connection between all worms in the known Universe (This includes essentially 45% to 76% of known Lorbiverse) and Beyond are intrinsically related not only to time, but as a derivative of chaos are the incitement of the concept of conflict.

The Wormulaic Formula, while sound and valid, does not account for Crustacean Magic, Human Destiny, nor the concept of going "hog wild".

## Origin

Since the dawn of Time, Wormlike beings were seen across the universe before even Planet Earth was smashed into shape by the forces of nature that also guide the logic of the worms. As the planet became habitable, Worms began to mine the earth for delicious sulphur and gas, a common tradition that would be handed down to the ape-men known as Humans.

As the Worms of earth ate more dirt, they became smarter, longer, and harder. This lead them to making information between each other that was not reproduced by their genetic info - their genes. This information would be known as 'memes', which would turn into one of the most powerful currencies in the known anything ever.

After a few million years, the worms would tribalize and create worm nations, and inevitably, wage war.

Weapons of Mass Destruction were used across the fertile earth, leaving so many shitty wastelands, that the worms of Modern Earth could not intake enough Dirt to continue being big fighter worms, much less construct advanced technologies that would remain long forgotten until the rise of Mankind.

## The Wormulaic Principle

Historically, worms are important.

the Vikings, hairy Men who sailed boats, loved poetry, and committed professional terrorism, knew of a potential Fate that Lorby attempted to hide from humanity - a Great and mighty "Wyrm" named Jormundingr - would swallow the world after the greatest War of the Worms. While their mythology also included elves and giants, those magic creatures follow the Chaotic sphere, making worms and elves cousins, but not adherant to the same Wormulaic Principle as the Great Wyrm.

Mankind noticed the pattern of wormkind over the course of history. Battle and progress brought an exhilaration to Man; but deep within the ocean, the Crustaceans watched in darkness, licking their wounds from the battles of eons ago, caused by the very Wormulaic Principle Mankind took great thrill out of - at the cost of repeated history.

Some of the first few knowers of the Principle were Merlin, King Dawud, and The Oracle of Delphi, and they cautioned Man not to follow the worm too closely, else the Wormaggeddon could arise.

The Wormulaic Principle was written about by Leonardo Di Vinki(?) during his crazy Ritalin binge of 1492 - 1502, his compiled work is known as *Il Verme e il Granchio*, translated into English, *The Worm and the Crab*.

> "Truly, there is no truer tug-of-war for mandate of the Heavens, no greater articulation of the cosmic struggle between Law and Chaos, then the mighty Crab of Order Lorby, and the Chaotic cycle of the Wormulaic Principle."
> -Leonardo da Vinci
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## The Wormulaic Formula

For four hundred years, the knowledge of the Worm remained mostly a philosophical one, in World War II, the worm was analyzed by Modern Science.

The United States, Britain, and Soviet Union all studied the worm and discovered several key discoveries that assisted in their war effort - the british learned about constructing beams to avoid being bombed by Waffen planes, the Soviets articulated the art of Wormfare against the Nazi Heer near the end of the war, and the United States discovered the WMD - the biggest bomb in the world.

The Axis powers also had studied the worm, but due to their cruelty to the wormlings, they often exploded in their test beakers due to taking too much damage. It is known that the Angel of Death stepped on over 200 worms daily. However, Dr. Farting Ouchenstein, a virulent nazi and supporter of Hitler's cause, finds his grandmother's original copy of worms armageddon from the far future of 1999. realizing that if the SS realize his worm heritage, he would be viciously experimented on. Thus, Dr. Farting stole all of his lab research, ran off to Vichy France, and traded his scientific discoveries for sanctuary in America.

Farting had to change his surname to Ouchie, and had a son named Effanol Cumsplash-Johnston Ouchie (Named after his grandfather and Servant to the Old Emperor Wilhelm II, Effanol Cumsplashen of Rutabega).

Effanol Ouchie would later become a Doctor of HP (Hit Points) and Wormology Studies, and would discover the Wormulaic Formula.

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