Don't Call Women Beautiful, Or I'll Make Up Something Creepy About You ^-^

**Don't Call Women Beautiful, Or I'll Make Up Something Creepy About You ^-^** is a gag story appearing in Ew, Why Are People So Mean? . n . and in *the Rage Knights: Red God* universe created and written by Khaliq Trevor X.

## Synopsis

A videogame avatar version of Damon Bradley dances like Ker Rainer, much to the anger of those around it who spend their lives hatefully angry over their personal lives. When the avatar learns of Jim Whoring, a man who boasts about being married and other creepy negative things from others, the avatar journeys throughout Worthyzone and calls various women beautiful and does so in a manner to respect them and show kindness. However the road to hell is always paved with good intentions. Jim sees this, and discourages the avatar by spreading malicious rumors and even hating on the *real* Bradley and the Rage Knights themselves. Though everyone initially believes Jim and follows through with his creepy subjects, this only plays in the Bradley avatar's hands as the entity begins revealing everyone's ugly nature via Playback and Overexposure.

Jim's intentions become widely known throughout the building, including any negative commentary and gossip outside of the avatar including people's personal lives, their struggles and own personal insecurities and evils. Feeling exposed and attacked, the building questions if the avatar was actually Bradley or a light projection from Daniel Goldberg. A mob led by none other than Lou Jacobs makes an attack on the Rage Knights' Klump SM Tech House, but they find that nobody is even home. Jim draws a gun and flees the scene while spouting profanities and cursing them all. He arrives at a College Creep's Gym Condominium, where college aged kids appear and Jim formulates a plan to have the students murder anything that looks like an illusion. The students agree after being paid and hunt for the entity, but they too begin to hate each other after learning their most darkest, deepest secret. After one of the tenants, a woman, dies by suicide, the avatar appears again and feels somewhat remorseful over the woman's death as she looked like "his wife".

Jim confronts the avatar and threatens to shoot them, but just as he does, the avatar's image flickers and reveals himself to be the Death Pictures executive producer known as *Grand Nielson*. Despite this revelation, Jim continues trying to fight but he is fatally tortured mentally before being killed. The police investigate the scene but are left with no answers. The case is left to Buddy Fireson who rules the homicide as being an act of "blackmail" left by a powerful figure.

## Trivia/Notes and Disclaimer

* The Damon Bradley avatar in this story is much different than other appearances, and does not actively use the Rage Sword nor can summon versions of Ragorias.
* the title is a reference to lookism and any conventionally unattractive person calling someone "beautiful", only for this to be misinterpreted as "creepy" and whenever spoken to or around the wrong party, it can lead to negative, malicious gossip that further damages the reputation and good intentions of the compliment.

***Disclaimer**: To whom this may concern, the characters in their entirety, while they borrow inspiration from events, ideas, themes, and other sources from the original author's life, are incredibly different and fictional entities inside the Rage Knights Red God and under no circumstance are they expressing a real person's actual views, ideologies, names and likeness to cause harm or defame them. Any names bearing similarities to any person(s) are unintentional unless stated otherwise and under special permission. The Rage Knights Red God is a work of fiction and solely for entertainment and educational purposes. Please note, the series does not represent events that have happened, events to come nor does it condone the very human evils the series itself is/was meant to advocate against. © Khaliq Trevor X.*