Connor

**“***Looks like your night has just gone down the toilet!***”**
— **Connor, taunting Cheek Freak after successfully defeating him.**

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**Connor** is a playable character and the main protagonist in *The Booty Creek Cheek Freak*.

## Description

### Appearance

Connor is an adult Asian man in his 20's-30's with short black hair. He wears a green plaid shirt, brown shoes, and blue jorts.

### Personality

In sharp contrast to his friend Gary, Connor appears very easy-going, childish and rather whimsical. He is prone to acting unintentionally comedic, even in the face (or cheeks) of danger.

### History

Not much is known about Connor's background. When interacting with a condom dispenser, he briefly mentions that he is "fixed", implying that Connor has had a vasectomy. He and his friend Gary are apparently city folk and went out for a camping trip to Booty Creek.

## *The Booty Creek Cheek Freak*

Connor and Gary hang out by the campfire at their tents in the evening and talk about how it's good to be "just a couple of boys out against the elements". Gary instructs him to go back to the car and get his "thing", which Connor does, although feeling as if he were being watched by someone in the creek. When he gets back to camp, the pair is startled by the appearance of an old man, who tells Gary and Connor about the legend of the Cheek Freak and warns them to take their leave before disappearing. The friends choose to ignore the stranger's advice and go off to sleep.

Hours later, Connor, due to their extravagant travel diet of refried beans, gets a case of the midnight runs and searches the whole area for a toilet, soon stumbling upon a mysterious cabin. Finding no bathroom inside, after finding a key for the backdoor, exits to a different area of the forest, conveniently ignoring something strangely human-shaped covered in a sheet standing in a corner of the house. Connor finally finds what appears to be an abandoned restroom and, in the heat of the moment, accidentally misses the bowl and takes a dump on the floor. The whole room is bathed in blue and the Cheek Freak reveals himself in a mirror, requests Connor to hand over his derrière.

In fear for his rump, Connor flees back to the campsite, where Gary's decheekitated corpse falls from the tree, scaring Connor. He then runs to parking to get to Gary's car, but finds it gone. The old man from before falls from the tree and tells Connor that someone stole his car, also admonishing him for somehow doing the one thing that summons the Cheek Freak. The forest is covered in blue light, as the Cheek Freak, having supernaturally taken control of the car, claims ownership over Connor's caboose. Connor either manages to outrun the Cheek Freak or is knocked unconscious after being caught.

Should he escape, he finds his way back to the bathroom and sees the toilet stall that was cordoned is now free. With no other option, he enters it and slides down the toilet to appear in a dark room, in which the Cheek Freak would have placed him if he was abducted. Connor finds note on the floor which informs him that to vanquish the Cheek Freak, he will have to collect the remains of his mortal form, but most beware that the smell of cheeks is intoxicating to the Cheek Freak, which is why he cover up the smell with deodorant to cover his tracks. Connor is able to avoid the Cheek Freak, collect all 6 bones and flush them down the toilet. The Cheek Freak appears just too late and begins to burn, but before dying, he produces a lit stick of dynamite from his keister, which explodes and destroys the Cheek Freak's domain. Connor then wakes up back in the real world, lying on the ground with his leg broken. He stares at the moon, wishing Gary could see it as the full moon turns into Gary's "full moon".

## Quotes

* "*Supposed to be a full moon tonight. Looks like that doesn't matter to you, you're already a werewolf! Look at that chest!*"
* *"You're a real kidder, Gary. An absolute comedian."*
* "*It was bigger than I expected, but that's ok.*"
* *"Oh God! Gary! He's been... Decheekitated! I've got to get to the car before that Freak reaps these cheeks!"*
* *"Looks like your night just gone down the toilet!"*
* *"It's a beautiful moon tonight."*

## Trivia

* Connor was voiced by YouTuber Kubz Scouts in a cameo.
	+ According to Kubz Scouts, he had a hard time trying to record his lines because he couldn't stop laughing, especially at the "Decheekitated" line.

## References

1. ↑ https://youtu.be/\_e\_p6eNXa6o?t=899