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Badass Cow

**Badass Cow** acquired his name from his feature on Cow Review, in which Josh described him as a badass. He manifests as a real life Scottish Highland cow, domesticated and located in Pollok Country Park in Glasgow, Scotland.

## Appearances

### In Cow Review

Badass Cow was featured on Cow Review in season 1 episode 2, with Josh making such observations as:

* He seems like a badass.
* The long hair over his eyes make him seem edgy, and as if he has daddy issues.

He earned a rating of 7/10 cows, with Josh giving such reasons as:

* He really likes this cow.
* He likes his long-ass horns.
	+ He could impale him with them bad boys any day and he would say "thank you".

## Trivia

* Badass Cow's breed is known to closely resemble the yak. The two can even be crossbred, but the resulting calf will be infertile if male.
Scooter Cow

**Scooter Cow** acquired her name from her famous ability to ride a scooter as well as, if not better than, a human could. The origin of her ability is disputed, with Scooter Cow herself not even remembering how she learned to use the scooter. Sometime during Autumn of 2018 a merging of alternate realities left some people with fuzzy memories of real events and vague memories of fake events that didn't take place in our own timeline. Scooter Cow appears to be a special case of this phenomenon, having no memories of anything known to have happened in her current lifetime, yet vivid memories of two separate and very distinct lives, neither of which include her ever coming into contact with a scooter. This leaves the only account of how she gained this unnatural scooting ability with her owner, a dimwit and mute who has not made any attempt to explain, but is speculated by many to have trained her somehow.

Scooter Cow recounts from one of her previous realities being a valued member of a BDSM group as the origin of the collar she always wears, and from the other recounts it being imposed upon her as a method of detaining her within an illegal slave labour farm, where she and other enslaved cows would tug heavy harvesting machinery over crop fields and collect the produce. This discrepancy has given her extremely mixed feelings about her trademark style, yet she refuses to take it off in fear of upsetting her fanbase who have become accustom to it.

## Appearances

### In Cow Review

Scooter Cow was featured on Cow Review in season 1 episode 9, with Josh making such observations as:

* Betting that she hits the skate park daily, whipping out her 360s and 180s and any other angles that you can do on a scooter.
* The massive udders between her legs rest on the seat elegantly.
* Wondering if the collar around her neck is a slavery situation or BDSM.

She earned a rating of 9/10 cows, with Josh giving such reasons as:

* He absolutely loves this cow.
* The way she rides her scooter is truly amazing.

## Trivia

* Scooter Cow appeared in an anti-bullying PSA alongside Tony Hawk.
Josh

**Josh** is the founder and sole host of Josh's Cow Reviews. Not much is known of Josh other than that he started the YouTube channel out of passion, and describes himself as a man of simple pleasures.

## Appearance

Josh has never been seen, but is speculated to be a Caucasian with messy black hair and golden cow horns. It's assumed that he wears a backwards red cap with a golden 'J' on the front, and a red choker that holds a dangling cowbell. I'm also 100% sure he definitely has a nose ring.
Cyber Cow

**Cyber Cow** acquired her name from the iconic virtual reality headset she wears at all times. She manifests as a dairy cow that was cursed at birth by a wicked witch who held a grudge against her owner. The curse dictates that Cyber Cow be made blisteringly angry by the presence of human beings, forcing her to violently charge at and tear them apart. Cyber Cow killed her owner’s wife before being wrangled and pinned down. Refusing to give up on the calf, the farmer made a pilgrimage to Mark Zuckerberg's home to beg for his wisdom.

Cyber Cow was transported through a mix of being held by two of her legs, leaving the other two to kick at the farmer's chest, and chasing the farmer as he ran for his life. The journey took 3 days to complete, and by the end the farmer was battered and bruised and barely alive. To protect Zuckerburg after ringing the doorbell, he wrapped his body around Cyber Cow to contain her rage. Zuckleberg picked them both up and carried them into his workshop, where he crafted a cybernetic virtual reality headset to give to Cyber Cow.

The headset fills her vision and replaces the real world with a virtual one. It replaces humans that she sees with deformed cows and stand on their hind legs. This invention allows Cyber Cow to live a normal life on the farm and grow up to be a dairy cow. In a beautiful act of karma, the farmer (now bound to a wheelchair) discovered that Cyber Cow has the ability to produce the most delicious milk ever tasted. The profits from this global sensation paid for the surgery that allowed him to walk again, and scored him an even better replacement wife.

## Appearances

### In Cow Review

Cyber Cow was featured on Cow Review in season 1 episode 6, with Josh making such observations as:

* Here is our next pawn.
* This cow looks like it was created by Mark Zuckerberg to steal all our data.

She earned a rating of 4/10 cows, with Josh giving such reasons as:

* He reckons this cow is currently using that nifty VR headset to find your IP address and locate where you live.
* He doesn't want it looking at his search history.

## Trivia

* The events of Cyber Cow's conception are what inspired Mark Zuckersberg to invest in virtual reality and eventually buy Oculus.
Forbidden Cow

The **Forbidden Cow** is a ghoulish entity with a physical form it created for itself to exist in our realm. It manifests as a dark silhouette resembling a cow with human limbs and emanates a dim white light.

## Appearances

### In My Dreams

The Forbidden Cow appears to me in my dreams. It watches me as the dream unfolds but doesn't interact with me or anyone else. Once the dream ends and I open my eyes, it's standing at the foot of my bed on its hind legs, with its hands up towards me. Here it speaks to me. It told me about Josh's Cow Reviews. It told me to pay close attention and dedicate myself to it. It told me to educate others, to show Josh's Cow Reviews to them and to encourage them to dedicate themselves to it as I have.
Josh's First Message

**CONTENT WARNING**
**Beyond the objective context of lore discoveries, content on this page is largely speculative and may not represent fact. The information found on this page is thought up by the fans of JCR based on what little is known of Josh and what clues he hides online, and is thus subject to change upon new lore surfacing.**
In episode 7 of Cow Review, a hidden message played after the review that could be decoded by reversing the audio. The result of this process is Josh himself proclaiming "This is a message to my homeland: Earth seems to be the perfect climate for what we are looking for, and the cows we sent down are doing their job successfully".

## Fan Interpretation

This message implies that Josh could be an otherworldly alien being who was sent to Earth on a mission to scout a location for some cow related plan. Josh has made no further mention of this topic and thus it is unknown whether the cows he refers to as being sent from his homeland are the ones he reviews in his videos. If true, this would imply that either this plan has been in the making for many years, or that the alien race have the ability to replace pre-existing cows, since many of them have history on our planet long before the existence of Cow Review. This concept has worried speculators, as it would make tracking down the cows that have been accessed by the alien race near impossible.

The inclusion of this message in a publicly available in an episode of Cow Review means that although clearly able to monitor Josh's activity, he is unable to directly contact his homeland. In addition, despite the message appearing to be solely intended for his homeland, it is spoken in plain English, suggesting that the alien race can only communicate in human languages, else they would use any alternative that is harder for us to understand, and encrypted with a remarkably simple and easy to crack method, suggesting that the alien race are not sophisticated enough or worried enough to use more subtle communication.
First Ogryn Negotiations

## Part One

It has been six months since you made the decision to keep the transformed Theresa alive and try to cure her or at the very least find a means to restore her mind. Zerxes is unsure wether or not he will be able to do it but has stated he will do his best , at the very least Theresa is somewhat more docile now. You can tell that Gladys is very grateful that you made the decision for her though she remains conflicted on wether it was the right choice.

In your own mind , you maintain that it is though you sometimes doubt that and your nightmares are getting more frequent and vivid than usual . This is not helped by the fact that many other hybrids are popping up attacking people seemingly at random along with more frequent snatcher kidnappings, something is changing you can feel it and you don’t think you will like what happens next. For now , Zerxes certainly won’t lack for test subjects.

You brush those thoughts aside as your transport arrives in a forest clearing. You exit ; your skittari preceding you to secure the area. Talios and his retuine have also arrived. You ask him where is she and he replies simply by stating that she is already here as a troop of what have to be the largest ogryns you have ever seen arrive . Wearing armour that appears to be stitched from the skins and hides of various Atlantean predators (including Thorner dragons ) and wielding only cobbled up pdf weapons when they aren’t wielding stone spears. But what strikes you is the bone growths throughout their bodies .

Approaching you is the largest spicemen of them all , who Talios says is the tribe leader he managed to start talks with . Omina Ghoula is a very intimidating one indeed and you can see how she can control her far more savage looking subordinates.

She talks to you in very broken gothic mixed with some intilligible parts which you assume is her native language bleeding in . It’s only with the help of Talios’ translator savant that coherent communication was possible between you two.

Omina says that she won’t submit to your rule but is willing to work with you if it benefits her goals. She intends to end the infighting between the ogryn clans and “make her people whole again “ in her words. From you she would like aid wether it be in terms of military power or other “softer” methods . In return she is willing to help you , wether it be by lending you her warriors when you need them , having clans act as scouts for potential city sites and many more services.

You are unsure of this , though she seems reasonable now would she remain cooperative once she has what she wants ? Furthermore the fact remains that even if things go without a hitch with her , a successor might not be as amiable ? The fact she wants to form an ogryn proto-nation independent of main Atlantean society is a headache all on its own as the ogryns so far seem to be extremely territorial and have a distinct hatred of humans which means they may become trouble down the line should they be left and not integrated or controlled.
Josh's Cow Revue Wiki

Documentation and speculation about Josh's Cow Reviews.

**Welcome to the Josh's Cow Reviews Wiki!**
Here fans can read about and discuss the revolutionary entertainment network Josh's Cow Reviews. You can find their content on the YouTube channel and TikTok account. Don't forget to visit the waiting list to see community submitted cows for consideration by Josh.

## Featured Cows

Cow ZeroBadass CowMassive Milk CowUgly CowSkull CowCyber CowBlep CowDolphin CowScooter CowGlass Cow
Ugly Cow

**Ugly Cow** acquired her name from her feature on Cow Review, in which Josh drew his audience's attention to her face, and exclaimed that not even a mother could love it. She manifests as a 3D render of a dairy cow and is highlighted by a glowing white outline around her entire body, possibly a display of her immense power.

## Appearances

### In Cow Review

Ugly Cow was featured on Cow Review in season 1 episode 4, with Josh making such observations as:

* Here is our subject today.
* Not even a mother could love her face.

She earned a rating of 1/10 cows, with Josh giving such reasons as:

* He really hates this cow.
* She is just... awful.
* He wishes he could use her udders as a boxing bag and then cut her up into a piece of steak.

## Trivia

* Ugly Cow was the first to receive a rating of 1/10 and currently holds the lowest rating of any cow featured by Josh's Cow Reviews.
Hercules Melee Mech

The Dreadknight mech is now well understood and catalogued by Octavia’s hand, and thus can be relatively easily produced to join Atlantis’ growing mechanized forces. Its emphasis on psyker enhancement means that psyker pilots would best utilize its abilities, but Octavia believes a non-psyker variant can be eventually developed, stripping out the psyker-enhancing parts and focusing on creating a melee/CQC mech with immense destructive power. Said mech could also double as a demolition mech, leveling buildings with powerful precision strikes to get at a foe without massive amounts of firepower.
The Tau Space Hulk

## Arrival

Last year an unidentified vessel made its way into Atlantean airspace. That vessel turned out to be a space hulk of some sort and more unusually fused with what appeared to be tau ships.

You sent a task force to investigate the hulk and clear it of potential enemies to salvage it , even more eerie events happened when the fallen Tau crew began to rise from the dead , their corpses puppetered by some unholy force . Disturbingly reports suggests that what animated those corpses wasn’t the forces of chaos but the psychic abilities of the orks which greatly disturbs you as nobody you have ever known (even Sparatas and Talios ) have witnessed orks preforming such feats.

The information acquired from the sole surviving human on the hulk (a calidius in training named Aife ) only solidified that line of thought .

After a long bloody battle your forces secured the hulk with the aid of some unlikely allies in the form of surviving tau forces under Shas'O Tash'var Resh'shash . They number at most a hundred of various castes (majority fire caste ) are currently in custody and you weigh your options on what to do with them.

## Departure

After deliberation you have decided that it would be best to send the tau back to their people. It’s not like you would benefit all that much from keeping them ; you have already taken enough biological samples to last you a lifetime and most of the tau are too traumatised to extract information from safely.

Better send them to their people where they might have a chance at survival and recovery (not to mention spread word of your generosity and buy some goodwill with the empire). You have decided to send them back on an old obsolete cruiser that while relatively formidable won’t do much good here and would have been scrapped anyhow (with the same applying to it’d escort . Furthermore you decided to have it mainly crewed by nulls as to reduce chances of any chaos interference.

Shas'O Tash'var Resh'shash is grateful for your kindness and says that he will not forget your help and will do his best to make a good impression of you on his superiors (and will pass your message along ). Though he deems it unlikely he hopes you might meet again under favourable circumstances.

As you watch the vessels leave you cannot help but feel that maybe, just maybe there might be hope for unity and understanding in this age of darkness. It’s a small hope but better it be that than nonexistent
Zeboi

Zeboi

Zeboi, also known as Helvetica, is one of the characters of the Saiko-verse. Wishing to find the land where the "Ram Ranch but UwU" cover he found in the black market came from, he embarked on an adventure to find the origins of this fine music. Following months of research, or, as he wishes to call it, "Trying to find this one channel again after having seen this random shitpost 5 months ago," he eventually traversed past the borders to the forgotten land of Molvania. After several weeks of research, he came across a girl trying to find diamonds. For over 3 hours, he summoned the power of pure cringe within him to keep this girl motivated in her search for diamonds, but alas, it was in vain. No diamonds were found. Eventually, while following the quest for the song, he found respite in a cafe in the capital of Molvania, where he became addicted to coffee. Zeboi had accidentally stumbled upon the NekoMaidCafe, the Saikomeem cult hideout and her political party's headquarters. He then realised that this was the same girl he had seen trying to find diamonds at layer 30. Zeboi found work as a journalist and spent his time tuning in to the NekoMaidCafe to chat with some of the customers. Through a series of complicated events, Zeboi ended up as a member of Saiko's party and saw the rise of Saikomeem to presidency. Some of his more prominent feats include being the Impostor 90% of the time, the creation of the timeless classic "F for LB" in collaboration with MacoShak, being the guy no one remembers and the only person to be able to communicate with Nams' archaic language. His rival is none other than Spoeter, even though he doesn't recognize Zeboi as such. In addition to this, Zeboi is the only person to have ever been gifted by LB art lewds; he has been tasked with the safekeeping of this masterpiece for as long as he breathes. Currently, there are no images available of Zeboi, as he has yet to figure out how to add images to the Saikopedia.

## Trivia

* Zeboi has been pegged, though it is currently unknown who he was pegged by.
Master

The Master is one of the main characters of Saiko-verse, and is the second most powerful being in the Saiko-verse. He is also the master of "The Mansion". Very little is known about the being known simply as "The Master". The only evidence that he exists is that he is consistently referenced in Saikomeem's ASMR Videos. Some believe that he exists in a space between time...

## Appearances

### Debut

♡ Cute neko maid helps you fall asleep ☽ ♡ ASMR ♡
Tori Guardian

The Tori Guardian is one of the main characters of Saiko-verse. She has light blue hair, done in a single big braid. Her wings are white. As per their title, their job is to guard Molvania, not letting anyone sus in, but more often not letting anyone out. She lives at the highest vantage point in Molvania, where she keeps watch over the land. Out of all of the government officials in Molvania, she has been seen the least. When she is seen, its usually her swooping down to enact justice (deleting horni memes). Aside from their current position in the Neko Maid Cafe, they also became in charge of the Nezumi Mouse Cafe following an unfortunate (for Griff) series of events. The origin of their name is classified information to all but the highest ranking officials in the Molvanian Government. She is also an excellent artist. She is well respected by her fellow Molvanian council members, and she has respect for them.

## Appearances

### Appears in

Saikomeem Youtube Livestreams

Neko Maid Cafe Discord Server

Nezumi Mouse Cafe Discord Server
The Fallen Archangel

The Fallen Archangel was one of the main characters-turned-antagonists of the Saiko-verse. One of the Archangels under John Bard's command, he was responsible for maintaining and protecting the section of land in Molvania upon which mining and crafting was done. However, he had no sense of humor, and upon the mention that some of the citizens of Molvania were going to write fanfics of him and the Nezumi Basement Dweller, he did the unthinkable. He used the powers gifted to him by John Bard to force everyone out of the land he swore to defend, and any items that people weren't holding in their hands were erased from existence. For his crimes, Arch was exiled from Molvania, never to be seen again.

## Appearances

### Appears in

Saikomeem Youtube Livestreams

Neko Maid Cafe Discord Server
The Penis Burglar

The Penis Burglar is one of the main antagonists of the Saiko-Verse. They steal people's penises without warning. No one knows for certain the reason behind committing such a horrendous act, though some have speculated that the reason behind their actions is penis envy, or a penis fetish. If you see them, it is in your best interest to run as fast as you can in the opposite direction, lest you end up penis-less.
Saeiouys' AU Encyclopedia Wiki

A wiki giving information about Saeiouys' AUs and whatnot.

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Neko Maid

The Neko Maid (aka Saiko Meem) is one of the main characters of Saiko-verse. The Neko Maid has the final say on all lore in the Saiko-verse. The Neko Maid lives in, and is the current president of, the country of Molvania, which is a land untouched by modern dentistry. Being The President of Molvania, she has a fair amount of taxpayers (who she calls simps). It has been said that she has a phallic member that is large enough to bludgeon a man to death. However, given that noone has seen it and lived to tell the tale, one can't help but wonder if this really is a truthood. The Neko Maid also has a great hatred of goats.

The Inu Butler is considered a friendly rival by the Neko Maid. Meanwhile, the Nezumi Basement Dweller is looked down upon and shunned by the Neko Maid.

[Alleged Claims]

"The Neko Maid is the third 4th most powerful character in the neko verse"

## Appearances

### Appears in

♡ Cute neko maid helps you fall asleep ☽ ♡ ASMR ♡

♡🍵 Cute neko maid helps you relax 🍵 ♡ ASMR ♡

💕♡ASMR ♡💕Cute Neko Maid helps you!!♡💕🌸

ASMR Cute Neko Girl Confesses to You!? ❤️

Neko Maid Cover💖- "Revenge"

🎃ASMR 🎃Neko Maid Sings You A Very Spooky Lullaby🦴

🌸ASMR🌸 Neko Maid helps you pass time in self-isolation 😷

💘ASMR💘 Cute neko girl calls you a SIMP for almost 12 minutes 😳
Neko Gramps

The Neko Gramps (aka Arsene Arcanum) is one of the main characters of Saiko-verse. One of Molvania's top artists, they are Saikomeem's descendant from a really long time ago, but acts just like a general grampa to the Neko Maid. Neko gramps lives in the mansion's dungeon, located at Inu Mountain. It has been alleged that since the Nezumi Basement Dweller and Neko Gramps were working on the construction of the Neko Maid Mansion, that that implies Griff might be older af too.

## Appearances

### Appears in

Saikomeem Youtube Livestreams

Neko Maid Cafe Discord Server
Riob58

Ciferal Padron é um antigo ônibus urbano no Proton Bus Simulator.

## Atuação

Ele é um ônibus urbano antigo, mas possui iluminação e é fácil para ser dirigido e possui uma quantidade média de passageiros para transportar, seu letreiro é de lona e seu interior é 'todo branco', lembrando um ônibus antigo, ele tem uma velocidade média. Atualmente ele não possui animação.

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Scientific Laws & Theorems Of The Saiko-verse

Listed Below are a comprehensive collection of the Laws, Principles, and Theorems of the Saiko-verse.

Inu Butler's Inverse Chad Law: A person's level of chadness is inversely proportional to being a furry.

3rd Law of Nekodynamics: Chadness is calculated by multiplying the pogness and discord moderator power level.

Neko Maid Uncertainty Principle: It is impossible to know the exact value of chadness when someone is a minecraft server owner.
Olly

Those who know about ████ are under strict orders by the Molvanian government officials to not reveal information about ████ to those who do not know. As such, what this page can tell you is limited. What we do know is that knowledge of ████ is so incredibly dangerous, that nearly every record of its existence has been purged. Even the entire Hololive India branch was completely purged from the Internet in an effort to keep information about ████ from being learned.

## Appearances

### Debut

Yakuza Twitch Stream (Purged from the archive)
John Bard

John Bard is both the god of and strongest being in the Saiko-Verse. He speaks in what some have claimed to be "Broken English". This, However, is not the case. He is a god, and speaks in a tongue we cannot hope to fully comprehend. What sounds like Broken English is actually the bits and pieces that we mere humans can understand. They say the more you can understand of what John Bard is saying, the closer you are to becoming one of John Bard's Archangels.

### Relatives

Samuel Bard (Grandfather)Catherine Cruger Bard (Mother)William Bard (Father)

## Biographical information

### Marital status

Margaret Taylor Johnston (Deceased)Annie Belcher

## Appearances

### Appears in

Saikomeem Youtube Livestreams

Neko Maid Cafe Discord Server
Festive

Festive was one of the main characters-turned-antagonists of the Saiko-verse. He is the Nezumi Basement Dweller's wife, and though the Nezumi Basement Dweller denies this, everyone in the country of Molvania knows it to be true. On September 28, 2020, he recreated an exact replica of OUYAgamer's "Spruce Wood Tower", which OUYA was pleasantly surprised with. However, on October 16th, he surprised the Molvanian populous in a not so pleasant way. On this day, Festive sent a summons to the Nezumi Basement Dweller, asking him to join a VC. Following his refusal, Festive launched a 29-strong dislike bomb at the President of Molvania's livestream. Following a meeting of Molvania's government officials, they deemed Festive's actions high treason, and stripped him of his rank as Government official. All this being said, he still resides in Molvania to this day, living happily with his husband, Griff.

## Festive

You will join the crypto-zeytech-pilled-societyYou cannot escape Berry's simp policeman

### Aliases

CryptoZeytechPilledSocietyBerry's Simp Policeman

## Appearances

### Appears in

Saikomeem Youtube Livestreams

Neko Maid Cafe Discord Server
Singe920

Singe920 is one of the characters of the Saiko-verse. They are one of more notable citizens in Molvania, due to their participation and victory in a competition held by the president of Molvania, Saiko Meem. The competition consisted of contestants attempting to make the President of Molvania laugh through the showcasing of various images and videos. The prize for winning this contest of comedy was being dubbed "The Supreme Memer" by the President of Molvania. Though Saiko Meem initially stifled several laughs, not wanting the contest to be over so quickly, she eventually gave up, and bestowed the title upon Singe920. Singe920 is also a high ranking member of Molvania's Coast Guard.

## Appearances

### Appears in

Saikomeem Youtube Livestreams

Neko Maid Cafe Discord Server
Nezumi Basement Dweller

The Nezumi Basement Dweller (aka Griff) is one of the main characters of Saiko-verse. Though he has one of the lowest power levels in comparison to the other Molvanian council members, he does have impressive muscles by rat standards. With the Nezumi Basement Dweller being one of the richest people under Molvanian President Saiko Meem's rule, he is taxed considerably more than the other citizens. This has led to him being dubbed by Saiko Meem the SUPREME SIMP. This title has its downsides, however, as the lower class citizens of Molvania have presumably made several attempts on his life at least in part because of his role. Despite his already vast wealth, he has been shown to be incredibly desperate for even more money, even going so far as to rub ghost pepper dust on his phallic member after being told by the Neko Maid that she would give him 100 $aiko-bucks (equivalent to $25 USD). In spite of all of this, there is no denying that the Nezumi Basement Dweller is an integral part of both the country and the community. At one point, the Nezumi Basement Dweller left Molvania due to a massive misunderstanding about how the majority of the populous viewed him. The Molvanian community attempted to convince the Nezumi Basement Dewller that he was appreciated, with even one of the people who had, on several occasions, attempted to assassinate the Nezumi Basement Dweller asking for him to come back. When the Nezumi Basement Dweller finally did return, there was much celebration in the land, and many citizens promised to be nicer to him. It has also been revealed that he uses minty soap.

In spite of his vast wealth, the Nezumi Basement Dweller is looked down upon and shunned by his peers, the Neko Maid and The Inu Butler. However, he has earned the respect of several of Molvania's citizens, including Zeytech, Stormspoeter, OUYAgamer, and 0110001011010010110010001110011.

[Alleged Claims]

In recent turn of events, it was discovered that he frequents PETA rallies and partakes in their rather dubious practices.

## Appearances

### Appears in

Saikomeem Youtube Livestreams

Neko Maid Cafe Discord Server
Jake (From State Farm)

A man after the Nezumi Basement Dweller's heart, Jake (from State Farm) is incredibly attractive. He wears a bright red shirt, which draws all eyes in the room towards him, and his tight khaki pants leave little to the imagination. His illustrious voice able to serenade all who listen, not hideous sounding at all. He's also very attentive, always available to talk to whoever needs him at any hour of the day. The Nezumi Basement Dweller can often be heard calling out his name in a meek tone "Jake". Perhaps someday, their romance will blossom.
Berry

Berry, or Berry the Calm, is the utmost chill citizen of Molvania, spending a lot of time in the general voice chat to strongly vibe with her youtube playlist appropriatly named "Good Berry Vibes".

The sheer power that emanates from Berry while vibin is comparable to this of a super sayan 3 Bodilyfunction, wich nobody has seen yet.
7700-51 TP e 7700-51 TS

7700-51 é uma longa linha urbana de distância no simulador Proton Bus Simulator.

## Atuação

A linha 7700-51 é conhecido por ser a linha mais longa do jogo, ela pode ser finalizada com 1 hora e 40 minutos/2 horas para completar, ela começa no Jardim das Rosas e não é recomendada para iniciantes pois é muito longa, é recomendada para quem gosta de linhas longas, muita gente cansa no meio do itinerário devido ao seu tamanho. Seu incrível tempo de viagem mostra o grande tamanho do mapa Aricanduva, a estimativa de hora foi baseada na imagem de seleção de linha.

## Itinerário

Ela começa no ponto Jardim das Rosas para o embarque, depois do embarque ela irá para o primeiro sinal, dobrando e chegando no Corredor Central, após minutos no Corredor Central depois de enfrentar paradas, ele passará no Jardim Noronha e depois no Metrô Iguatemi, mais lá não é seu último ponto, passa também no Parque Continuum, ele ainda chegará a passar na Vila Sabrina via estrada Vila Sabrina, e no lado do terminal Vila Sabrina perto do terminal, e perto do cemitério de Vila Sabrina, após paradas ele passará na Cid. Universitária, depois vai passar na Radial norte/sul e finalmente vai chegar no metrô carrãozinho. A linha de volta 7700-51 TS é a mesma porém invertida.

## Mais

É uma linha grande e desafiadora, que é recomendada fazer com ônibus articulados devido a sua demanda de passageiros (a não ser que você mude as configurações sobre passageiros)
Inu Butler

The Inu Butler (aka LBpews) is one of the main characters of Saiko-verse. He is the most powerful discord mod of all time. For his neutral special, he wields a gun. The Inu Butler is a benevolent member of Molvania's government, able to take a joke, but not afraid to put the smack down when it comes to fecal felons that try to sneak their way into The Neko Maid Cafe. Molvania would have surely fallen into ruin without his actions during the first 3 weeks of the country's existence. Though some believe him to be arrogant, the majority of the citizens of Molvania have a lot of respect for the Inu Butler and all he does to keep the country running smoothly. The Inu Butler is also incredibly talented when it comes to art.

The Neko Maid is considered a friendly rival by the Inu Butler. Meanwhile, the Nezumi Basement Dweller is looked down upon and shunned by the Inu Butler.

## Appearances

### Appears in

Saikomeem Youtube Livestreams

Neko Maid Cafe Discord Server
407U-51 TP e 407U-51 TS

407U-51 é uma linha de ônibus urbana em Proton Bus Simulator.

## Atuação

É uma linha de 35 minutos para fazer, o recomendado é que você faça essa linha com um articulado devido a grande quantidade de passageiros a não ser que você mude as configurações.

## Itinerário

Ele começa no Terminal Vila Sabrina para o embarque, e sai, depois de algumas paradas ele passará na Cid. Universitária e depois irá chegar ao lado de um corpo de bombeiros até a Avenida Marsilac, depois, passando no Parque Continuum, depois, até que passe no lado norte e sul da Radial e nas estações do Metrô, e finalmente, chegando até o Metrô Carrãozinho, a linha de volta 407U-51 é a mesma porém invertida.

## Mais

Não é uma linha recomendada para quem não é fã de linhas longas ou iniciantes.
Invc1200

invc1200 é um ônibus rodoviário no Proton Bus Road.

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## Atuação

Ele só é disponível para colaboradores porém você poderá jogar marcando a opção 'Mostrar mais anúncios em troca de recursos premium de graça', ele é fácil de dirigir e possui um bom interior com ar-condicionado, ele é baseado no Comil Invictus 1200 como seu próprio nome diz, ele é rápido e possui uma boa quantidade de skins de empresas rodoviárias com o nome Proton Bus Road.

Ele foi adicionado recentemente ao Proton Bus Road.
Usagi Gardener

The Usagi Gardener is one of the main characters of the Saiko-verse. Their primary occupation is gardening. They are also an extraordinary artist. However, they have another occupation, that only a handful know of, as the leader of the NotSoBot mafia. She is responsible for introducing NotSoBot (a bot with addictive properties to rival that of cocaine and gacha games) into the country of Molvania. She achieved this by developing close ties to several high ranking officials in the Molvanian government, including the president herself. Following Festive's fall from power, she was able to claim his seat on the Molvanian Government's council. This wasn't the first nation she had made her way onto the council of, and it certainly wouldn't be the last. Also, *Ooooozzzzzeeeeennnnn*.

She has the Neko Maid and the Inu Butler wrapped around her finger, and the respect of The Nezumi Basement Dweller and Moolin.

## Appearances

### Appears in

Saikomeem Youtube Livestreams

Neko Maid Cafe Discord Server
Jardim Novo Horizonte

O Jardim Novo Horizonte é um bairro da cidade de Aricanduva.

## Aspecto Geral

É um dos bairros mais antigos de Aricanduva juntamente com a Cidade Universitária, é o centro comercial da cidade, possuindo duas agências do Banco Interligado, um posto de combustível, uma loja Ponto Q, o Museu de Artes de Aricanduva, a sede da *ARI*Trans e o Parque Novos Ares que fica no coração do Novo Horizonte, é cortado em sua extensão pela Avenida Marsilac, também no Novo Horizonte se inicia a Avenida Jurema, que dá acesso ao bairro vizinho da Cidade Universitária e a Cachoeira da cidade.

## Linhas de ônibus

O bairro começou apenas com a linha 101C-Novo Horizonte/Parque Continuum, em seguida com a reforma da Radial Norte/Sul, passou a contar com a linha 407B-Novo Horizonte/Metrô Carrãozinho, ambas com final da linha na Rua Novos Ares, que fica por trás do parque de nome homônimo, existe também a linha 2027-Novo Horizonte/Terminal Vila Sabrina que possuí final da linha na rua do posto de combustível *SP* Novo Horizonte, um projeto para unificar o final da linha do trio na rua do posto está em especulação, mas nada concretizado até agora.
MiBRTS

Millennium BRT é um pequeno elétrico ônibus em Proton Bus Simulator e Proton Bus Road.

## Atuação

Rápido e fácil de dirigir, ele é um pequeno ônibus que possui ar-condicionado, ele é baseado no Millennium BRT com detalhes semelhante, o som do ar-condicionado é notável quando ligados, ele está disponível em uma boa quantidade de pinturas para escolher.

Ele foi adicionado ao Proton Bus Road como um veículo extra, mesmo que seja um simulador de ônibus rodoviário.

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407U-10 TP e 407U-10 TS

**407U-10** é uma linha urbana de ônibus no Proton Bus Simulator saindo da Cid. Universitária até o Metrô Carrãozinho.

## 407U-10 TP e 407U-10 TS

### Saida

Cid Universitária (TP) Metro Carrãozinho (TS)

### Chegada

Metro Carrãozinho (TP) Cid. Universitária (TS)

## Atuação

É uma linha bem longa, de duração de até 1 hora segundo a imagem de seleção de linha, é uma linha para quem joga muito o jogo, ou quem quer passar o tempo, e é do mapa Aricanduva.

## Itinerário

Saindo da Cid. Universitária, o ônibus irá enfrentar muitas paradas até passar ao lado de um corpo de bombeiros, seguindo, irá passar no Jardim Novo Horizonte, indo até a Avenida Marsilac e passando no Parque Continuum, até que passe no lado norte e sul da Radial e nas Estações do Metrô, e finalmente, chegando até o Metro Carrãozinho, a linha de volta 407U-10 TS é a mesma porém invertida, curiosamente foi a primeira linha a ter uma placa de itinerário diferente entre as duas linhas TP e TS.
104 Ida e 104 Volta

104 ida e 104 Volta são linhas rodoviárias no Proton Bus Road.

## Atuação

Ela sai de uma pequena rodoviária em uma pequena cidade em Proto no mapa Protol, até uma outra rodoviária pequena em uma pequena cidade com 4 estacionamentos para ônibus, a sua linha de volta, 104 Volta é invertida. É a primeira linha do mapa Protol.
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5367-10 TP e 5367-10 TS

5367-10 é uma linha urbana do Proton Bus Simulator.

## Atuação

É uma linha curta, porém um pouco complicada já que o ônibus

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## Itinerário

O ônibus do jogador é posicionado no Jardim Noronha estacionado com outros ônibus não-controláveis e o primeiro embarque é ali. Após algumas paradas ele irá passar na pequena Padaria Elias, logo depois vai passar no Supermercado Ponto Q, depois passa no Clube Proton, chega a passar também na Praça Shaze e finalmente chega no Terminal Shaze. A linha de volta 5367-10 TS é a mesma porém invertida.

## Curiosidade

O código 5367-10 do mapa foi usado na vida real, como Jardim Noronha x Largo São Francisco, operada pela viação Bola Branca, de São Paulo. Atualmente a linha que usou esse mesmo código encontra-se extinta.
Zaytech

Femboy Crusader

### Affiliation

Neko Maid Cafe, the vtuber community, the catboy trap cafe, and the nezumi vtuber cage

### Occupation

Wants to work as a therapist or Catboy vtuber

## Appearances

### Debut

Getting Imposter 100 Times The Game

Zeytech, also known as Trap Catboy Vtuber Zeytech, is the resident femboy of the server. He is a popular lad and is very fun to be around, and he cares dearly for those he is acquainted with. He's known to talk about becoming a Catboy vtuber once he accumulates funding and overthrowing the President Saiko Meem along with the rest of the Molvanian government with the aide of his Catboy crusader simps. This, however, is a joke, as Zeytech would rather not have simps, preferring to have friends instead. Elaborating on his beliefs, Zeytech has stated the following; "I'd rather have enemies than simps since I do not want to become a thotty twitch streamer." he also has the slight tendency to say the words uwu and owo at the end and beginning of his sentences

Zeytech enjoys traps, cuddles, games, movies, Catboy vtubers, becoming a Catboy vtuber, pasta, urban exploring, hiking, and other outdoors and indoor activities.
Saiko-pedia Wiki

This wiki is dedicated to the lore of popular ASMR youtuber Saiko Meem's channel.

**Welcome to the Saiko-pedia Wiki!**
The Saiko-pedia is dedicated to documenting the masterful lore of popular ASMR V-Tuber/streamer Saiko Meem

## Molvania and its Officials

The Neko Maid, President of MolvaniaThe Inu Butler, the most powerful mod in MolvaniaThe Nezumi Basement DwellerMoolin, Molvanian government offiicialThe Usagi Gardener, Molvanian official and NotSoBot peddler

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EPIC AWESOME JESSKAS ONESHOTS

## JESSE AND LUKAS GO TO PANERA

JESSE: HEY IM HUNGRY for BREAD

LUKAS: ME TOO

JESSE AND LUKAS: HEY LETS GO TO PANERA

*[AT PANERA]*

WAITER: HEY WHAT DO YOU WANT TO EAT

LUKAS: I THOUGHT WE ORDERED AT THE COuNTER

JESSE: HEY IM GOING TO THE COUNTER

lukas: *[a british man epicly narrates his thoughts]* wow,, jesse is so,,, h o t

jesse: *[approaches him]* hey lukas,,, i got you a kiddie meal,,, 🥺 👉👈

lukas: j,,jesse,, that was just what i wanted,,! 🥺 thank you,, you're the best,,, 💕

jsseo: no u,, 💖💖

WAITER: HEY I GOT YOUR FOOD

JESSE: THANK YOU 🕺

LUKAS: J,,JESSE,, CAN I HAVE SOME BREAD,,? 👉👈 🥺

jesse: here, take mine,, 🥖

*[they love panera]*
77-02

77-02 é uma linha no Proton Bus Simulator.

## Atuação

É uma linha do mapa de cidade industrial e serra Uipe, com uma duração de 15-25 minutos, semelhante a 77-01, dessa vez ele descerá a serra. Você terá que tomar cuidado, pois tem muita curva descer com velocidade poderá bater.

## Itinerário

Ele começa no terminal em cima das montanhas para o embarque e descerá a serra indo para o terminal principal de Uipe, o Terminal Central.
I6

i6 é um ônibus rodoviário no Proton Bus Road.

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## Atuação

Foi adicionado recentemente e ele era um ônibus destinado a apenas colaboradores, porém mudou e agora todos podem ter acesso, ele é um ótimo ônibus rodoviário baseado no Irizar i6, compartilhando o design, farol, e possui ar-condicionado.

Ele é uma boa escolha quando comparados com outros veículos rodoviários, está disponível em uma ótima variedades de skins de empresas rodoviárias do Proton Bus Road.
Animação

Animação são recursos no Proton Bus Road e Proton Bus Simulator que possibilita você de mover janela, mover motor (alguns mods) mover cortina, mover teto, do ônibus, as animações podem ser ativas segurando CTRL e clicando com o mouse onde você irá fazer a animação.

Alguns ônibus nativos possuem animação, os que possuem tem em sua tela de imagem de seleção '90%', todos são de mover janela mover janela de motorista e mover teto, ônibus que em breve terão animação estão 'Em breve mod' em sua tela de imagem de escolha, há ônibus com mods que podem ter animação, de abrir o motor, mover cortina, ou abrir até as bagagens, no entanto, as animações não funcionará se você ativar o ônibus no modo lite.
880 TP e 880 TS

880 TP e 880 TS é uma linha urbana do Proton Bus Simulator.

## Atuação

Ele sai do hospital mais importante de Aricanduva localizada na Rodovia Octavia e tem sua chegada em Aricanduva, no Terminal Vila Sabrina, tem uma boa duração de 25-30 minutos.

## Itinerário

Sua primeira parada é no hospital de Aricanduva, para o embarque, ele irá passar perto do Centro das Clínicas e na sede da TV MEP, após alguns minutos se locomovendo na rodovia, ele chegará a Aricanduva, antes de chegar no terminal, irá passar ao lado de um Cemitério (se você deixar os gráficos do mapa com detalhes) e, finalmente chegando no Terminal Vila Sabrina.

## Mais

Não é uma linha tão difícil de fazer pois a maioria dos minutos é gasta andando na rodovia.
VisstaLO

visstaLO é um ônibus rodoviário no Proton Bus Road.

## Atuação

É um ônibus icônico no jogo pois é uns do primeiro a escolher, ele possui um bom desempenho, ele é um ônibus rodoviário bom para pilotar.

Ele possui um painel de 'madeira' e é baseado no Busscar Vissta Buss LO, tem várias skins para escolher, ele também tem sua versão trucada, é o visstaHI.
T07

Torino 2007 é um ônibus urbano no Proton Bus Simulator.

## Atuação

É uns dos ônibus mais antigos do jogo, tanto que desova ligado, se você desligar o freio de mão o ônibus por algum motivo, 'morrerá' e não andará mais, ele também não está disponível em ótima quantidade de skins para escolher, ele também é um pouco ruim e errado, mas seu desempenho não é tão ruim, ele é baseado no Marcopolo Torino 2007 compartilhando seu design, farol e até o interior, como ele é um ônibus antigo, ele por enquanto não possui animação, na imagem de seleção de escolha, está escrito 'em breve mod'. Porém, na versão de testes v277, o veículo está sendo testado com as animações, o recurso está disponível para os usuários premium e também para os usuários que marcarem a opção de visualizar mais anúncios em troca de alguns recursos premium de graça.

A v277 é uma versão de testes e está disponível apenas em apk e obb e você poderá baixa-lá aqui.

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Proton Bus Road

**Proton Bus Road** é um simulador de ônibus rodoviário lançado pela MEP.

## Objetivo

É o mesmo que o urbano, dessa vez, ser condutor de uma viagem de várias horas, levando passageiros de um terminal para outro, o jogo tem vários ônibus rodoviários realistas como o G7 (PAR1200 no Jogo), viagens de no mínimo 4 minutos, por mapas como o Ubeta. Você terá que passar por várias longas estradas até chegar no terminal de outras cidades.

## Controles

Os controles são o mesmo do Proton Bus Simulator, no computador você precisará segurar 'E' para ligar o letreiro e o ônibus, 'M' para ligar o motor e 'N.' **. (ponto)** e '1' para tirar o freio de mão, para abrir ou fechar as portas do ônibus você deverá apertar 'F5', este será o mesmo botão de fechar a porta, se o ônibus tiver 1 porta. Se tiver mais de 1 porta será 'F5'para abrir e 'F6' para fechar. O jogo é disponível também para Android.

## Atuação

O simulador é mais pesado do que o Proton Bus Urbano, mesmo deixando os gráficos no baixo, isso se deve ao seus mapas grandes e detalhados, que é ruim para PCs antigos ou ruins. Ele contém com 3 mapas (incluindo o UbetaR) com 20 linhas em todos os mapas, linhas de longa duração ou de duração baixa. Só o mapa Ubeta contém 12 linhas com 2 garagens e possui uma cidade com o nome 'Ubatuba', e várias linhas em longas estradas.

## Curiosidades

* O jogo é muito mais pesado que sua versão urbana
* O criador do Proton Urbano não é mesmo criador do rodoviário.
* O jogo recebe mais atualizações frequentemente que a versão urbana.