Fate

**Fate** is officially defined as the development of events that are outside of a person's control. While philosophers for centuries have debated topics such as free will and destiny, James only seems interested in bringing up fate to describe why he turned out to be such a pathetic, lazy, poor, immature man child. A common mannerism seen in his tweets is to end it with "it's my fate" or to invoke fate in general, even towards other people. It should be clear that James does not believe fate in a divine way, i.e. his life being controlled by some supernatural influence; he merely sees fate as another law of our universe, such as the speed of light, and attempting to defy fate is equally futile.

James first started to conceive the idea of fate as early as January 2018 when he made an Instagram post contemplating his future and how little he could change it. Interestingly enough, he called it "destiny" back then, and although his buzzword of choice has changed the general idea has remained. Because of how often he brings up fate, it is a joke that new fans of James can catch onto very early. If you go to the replies of any tweet he makes it's bound to appear at least once, the same with "as reward".

## Notable Examples of Fate

* Perhaps the most intriguing of his fates was the curious outbreak of what he dubbed "fatepox". Fatepox is an incredibly rare disease with only 1 recorded case in medical history. When James first broke out with fatepox on June 18th, 2023, he assumed it was merely monkey pox or perhaps just AIDs. Whatever it was, it was sure to be his fate. However as time went on, his medical opinion on the matter changed as he soon believed it to be fatepox instead. Four days later he reported that his rare case of fatepox appeared to be healing itself, much to the relief of medical professionals around the world. James has never caught fatepox again, leading many to believe he developed immunity.
* Without question, his marriage and subsequent divorce with his ex-wife is the most profound impact fate has had on James' life, not to mention the loss of his beloved son Charles Peter. James has had all the time in the world to mope about how much his marriage was a disaster, so he tweets about how much it was fate very often. James thinks it was just as much fate he got married as he got divorced, simply two sides of the same coin. In fact, it was SO FATEFUL for him to be divorced, he claims it was already determined 13 billion years ago when the big bang happened and the universe was created and started to expand. This is example of "fate" makes it easy to grasp how James uses fate as a coping mechanism; a horrible situation happens that he feels like has gone out of hand and is no longer in control, but he finds some solace in knowing that the universe meant for this to happen since day 1, and that it was set in stone and never going to be anything different.

## Other Examples of Fate

* Getting a girlfriend
* Bill Gates getting divorced as he gets married
* Surrendering to his father-in-law to avoid being divorced
* Being single again
* Not being able to sell enough t-shirts on Teespring
* Not doing an Onlyfans
* Seeing a random monkey on the road
* Going for a swim and not drowning
* "It’s fate that my mother and wife dominate me forever" whatever that means
* A white dude in China telling him "bonjure, you fucking idiot"
* People pirating his game
* Blocking people who pirate his game
* Changing his profile picture on twitter
* Buying FL Studio and the Witcher 3
* Being unemployed
* Selling NFTs after being unemployed for 2 days to support his baby
* Wasting money on a steam game he'll play for 10 minutes and never touch again
* Getting free video games on steam (specifically Europa University 4)
* Life being too short even if you live 100 years
* Praying even though he is an atheist
* Not affording a 1TB iPhone 14 pro
* Not falling asleep at night
* "Diarrhea is my fate"
* Not sure how to write this but here he compares himself to Nazi Germany
* Twitter being rebranded to X
* Not having 4 wives
* Not being a rich Saudi Prince
* Not being Lebron James
* Not being Leonardo DeCaprio
* His mom not being Elon Musk
* His Nintendo Switch not being allowed to accept friend requests from people outside of China
* His mother hitting him and later making him corn breakfast
* Masturbating to a girl he saw at the mall earlier that day
* Getting bit by a mosquito
* Killing a mosquito while making a horrifying facial expression
* Transgender people receiving sex-changing operation

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