Frosty Returns

### Premiere date

1992 (VHS Release) 1995 (Public Broadcast, can't believe they aired this shit lol)

### Box Office

5 dollars

**Frosty Returns** is an Anti-Twitchellism Propaganda film created by a group of people who are Frostyism followers (possibly except for one). It has been generally regarded as a terrible film for it not properly following the true story of Mr. Twitchell, despite him being in the special.

## Inaccuracies

Being a propaganda film, Frosty Returns has many inaccuracies about the story of Mr. Twitchell and Summer Wheeze.

* Firstly and most importantly, it portrays Mr. Twitchell as a villain.
* Holly DeCarlo is shown as a child in the special, despite her being almost 30 when Frosty was born.
* Ms. Carbuncle appears in the special living in Beansboro, despite not even living there in the first place, and is also portrayed as a Frosty supporter despite her known dislike of snow.
* Summer Wheeze is depicted as a spray that makes snow disintegrate, rather than melting it like in real life. It is also called "dangerous" for some reason.
* The first verse and chorus of There's No More Snow appears in the special, but the instrumental is replaced with a shitty sounding one, presumably to avoid being sued for copyright.
* Frosty's birth is depicted in the movie as Holly's magic hat accidentally landing on Frosty's head, when in reality it was purposely placed there.

## Development

Not too much is known about the production of the film, as many of the producers of it kept the production secret. A leaked production document dated September 4, 1992 shows that the animation for the film was done at a now-demolished commercial building located at 435 Southern Avenue in the outskirts of Beansboro. According to old property records, the building was vacant at the time and it is unknown how the film's production staff got access to it. After being abandoned for several years, the building was demolished in 1997 due to its poor condition and its links to Frostyism. Other information from the leaked document shows that Mr. Twitchell's voice in most of the movie was done by an unknown impressionist, though some lines were taken from recordings of Mr. Twitchell's voice; the line in which Mr. Twitchell says the Summer Wheeze slogan was taken from a 1973 Television commercial for the product. There is also a handwritten note on the same document saying "FIRE SIMPSON". The meaning of this is unknown, but it is presumed that "Simpson" is the last name of the Twitchellism follower who was forced to work on the film.

In a 2012 interview with the Frostyist Church, Holly DeCarlo said that the film had 6 people working on it, 4 of which were talking snowmen. She also claimed that she and Frosty had no involvement with the film, though the leaked production document states otherwise.

### Production Issues

The film went through several issues during production because Frostyism followers are too stupid to figure out how to make an actually good and watchable film. Furthermore, despite having an insanely low budget of only $3, nobody gave a shit to donate even a penny to Holly DeCarlo to help make the film. It's not fully known where she got the $3 from, but there was a robbery at a bank in Beansboro around the time Holly needed $3, but after it became clear that nobody was interested in helping. The robber reportedly only stole $3, but the suspect is unknown somehow. To be fair, Police have said in various occasions that if Holly DeCarlo were to be responsible for the robbery, they weren't going to punish her, solely because nobody gives a shit about her horrible film anyway, and she was too stupid to steal more money just in case she hypothetically needed it. Fucking moron, I swear.

## Response Film

Several Twitchellism followers as well as general Mr. Twitchell fans have asked Mr. Twitchell to make a response film to Frosty Returns. However, Mr. Twitchell has stated that there is no need to make one, as Frosty Returns has not convinced anyone that Mr. Twitchell is bad.