Non Named Brand Thomas Assorted Nuts

"It's part of a balanced nut."

Non Named Brand Thomas Assorted Nuts is the fourth video in Thomas and Associates: The New Series.

## Summary

Gordon, Edward and Percy are seen on a table. Curtains soon close, and the three engines notice what happened. The camera then zooms out to show Thomas, who soon after races straight into Percy, sending Percy flying off the table and screaming. Thomas then sends his non named brand assorted nuts flying at Gordon, and announces that he has assorted nuts. Percy says "Oh no," but Thomas tells him to shut up and try some, then dumps some of the nuts on Percy. Percy says that they're really good and then whispers something to Edward, and Thomas asks him what he said. Percy then asks Thomas if there's any other flavors, and Thomas is glad Percy asked the question. He then announces that there are 4 types:

* Normal
* Aging
* Elongated
* Iced Tea

Gordon then decides to try some, and the Iced Tea nuts send Gordon flying. Edward then supposedly dives into one of the 4 types of nuts, with Gordon diving in too. "James" tells them to let him try some as well, but Edward and Gordon back away, screaming. Percy then asks what's wrong, and after seeing "James", backs away screaming too, eventually falling off the table again. Thomas asks Percy if he's screaming because there's not enough flavors, then sees "James" and says he isn't James. "James" then states that he is indeed James the Red Engine. Thomas calls Gordon for a Plan B, and Gordon sends a bowl flying at "James", sending him flying off the table. Gordon then decides to eat the nuts flown off the floor, and Thomas tells Gordon to stop eating the nuts on the floor and try some new flavors. Gordon then states he already tried all of them, but Thomas tells him to try some normal anyways, as he believes Gordon hasn't had all the flavors yet. Gordon then asks who the sexy man in the top of the case is, then Thomas says that all the flavors of the assorted nuts actually all taste the same. He then says that they're all shaped differently, and the music has stopped at this point. Thomas asks who turned off the music, and Diesel says it was him, then states that he's come to steal the assorted nuts, but before he finishes his sentence, a case of nuts is flung at Diesel, foiling his plans and making him fly off the table. Thomas then states that if a customer orders their assorted nuts now, they would get a free pinecone, with Percy pushing in 2 cases of assorted nuts. Diesel then appears to get super glue, and supposedly his plan is to glue all the assorted nuts together, but his plan backfires when Percy hits the cases of nuts, sending some of the super glue into Diesel's eyes and making him go upside down, with someone offscreen stating that a fatality has occurred. Percy then says that what he would say to Diesel if he was still alive was that's what he gets for trying to steal the assorted nuts, but he then seems to assume Diesel is dead. The randomness continues as Gordon flies into Edward, causing him to scream. Thomas then states that if you combine all the flavors of the assorted nuts together, you get Non Named Brand Thomas Trail Mix. Gordon then tells Thomas to let him in on some of the trail mix and flies at the bowl, flying by right after and crashing into the pinecone. "James" then decides that he wants some of the assorted nuts as well. Percy says that it's like a big sleeping party "that everyone's getting murdered on". Diesel states that he'll get the nuts this time, but misses the nuts entirely, except for one, then falls off the table. Percy then asks Edward what he's doing on the lights in the ceiling, with Edward stating that he is god. Thomas tells Edward that's nice, but asks him if God can resist the flavors of Non Named Brand Thomas Assorted Nuts, with Edward saying no and falling off. Edward then hits Diesel, causing his singular assorted nut to fall off of him, and "James" starts to eat it, with Diesel going after the assorted nut. Meanwhile, Percy tells Thomas that he's a complete sellout and asks him why he buys the non named brand Thomas stuff from Thomas, with Thomas telling Percy that he forces him to, and tells him to eat the assorted nuts. Percy then puffs off singing the theme used in the video. Diesel goes for Thomas saying that he's ripped off his assorted nuts. Thomas stays still and then he pushes Diesel aside, stating that him standing still is the power of the nutritional value included in his assorted nuts. Diesel goes for Percy, but Percy moves out of the way, leaving Diesel to fall off the table. The camera then focuses on the assorted nuts, then zooms out while someone offscreen says that it's part of "a balanced nut". Carter then throws some of the nuts at the engines and the nut cases. The video ends.

## Characters

* Thomas
* Edward
* Gordon
* Percy
* "James"/Mike
* Diesel
* Carter (Does not speak)