Roboys In Disguise/Transcript

The following is the transcript for the Noah's TV Show Season 13 episode, *Roboys In Disguise*.

## Bob's Had Enough

*(The episode begins with a 2-second shot of Ronald Reagan Junior High before cutting to one of the halls, where Bob can be seen putting some books in his locker)*

* **Bob**: Man, I spent *soo* much time working on my homework last night. But at least it was worth it.
* **Female Student #1**: *(passing by Bob's locker)* Hey, Bob, I think you're pretty cute.
* **Bob**: *(blushes)* Ooh.

*(Bob closes his locker, and walks off to class whistling. However, after a few seconds, he unknowingly passes by a wet floor sign and slips on it, landing on the ground)*

* **Bob**: Whoa!

*(The scene cuts to a slow-motion shot of Bob's homework sheet flying off before landing in a mop bucket as dramatic music plays. Bob rushes up to the bucket and tries to recover his homework, only to find dissolved pieces of it only remain)*

* **Bob**: No no no no no! *(loudly)* NO! MY HOMEWORK! I WORKED SO DAMN HARD!

*(Students in the hallway laugh at Bob as he looks around)*

* **Student**: Sorry about your loss, bucket boy.
* **Gay Student**: Will you marry me, Senor Accidento?
* **Student**: *(to Gay Student)* Hey, I thought we agreed not to do gay marriage jokes.
* **Gay Student**: Yeah, but he's *so* hot.

*(Bob growls in frustration and embarrassment. He then leaves the hallway and enters the classroom. He walks up to Mr. Wilson and hands him the homework)*

* **Bob**: Here you go.
* **Wilson**: Bob, what's this?
* **Bob**: My homework.
* **Wilson**: What happened to it?
* **Bob**: *(nervously)* Oh, um, well, you see, when I was in the hallway putting my books into my locker, I slipped over a wet floor sign and ended up dropping my homework sheet into a mop bucket, destroying it in the process. But at least it's still finished... *(the scene cuts to a shot of Bob's wet homework sheet from Mr. Wilson's perspective. The bottom half of the sheet eventually falls off) ...*isn't it?
* **Wilson**: Bob, this isn't good enough. I'm sorry about this, but I'm gonna have to give you an F.
* **Bob**: WHAT, AN F?? WHY?!
* **Wilson**: For failing to turn in your homework properly.
* **Bob**: But-
* **Wilson**: No more excuses, Bob.
* **Bob**: But, sir! I-
* **Wilson**: Complain one more time and I'm taking away one of your points on ClassDojo!
* **Bob**: But-
* **Wilson**: Well, it's your fault anyway for complaining, not me.
* **Bob**: But I'm not-

*(The entire class laughs at him. The scene cuts to a closeup of Bob, which slowly zooms in as Bob slowly begins to look furious as a rising dramatic chord plays for 4 seconds before the scene cuts to Wilson's desk. A 'bong' noise can be heard on Wilson's laptop)*

* **Wilson**: Well, now that I've taken away one of your points, wha- *(Bob punches him in the balls)* OW! MY FRICKIN' NUTS!

*(Bob grabs Wilson's desk chair, tossing him off, and then throws it at the projector on the ceiling as the entire class gasps)*

* **Bob**: YOU THINK ITS FUNNY HOW I JUST GOT AN 'F' FOR TURNING IN DISSOLVED HOMEWORK? DO YOU?! HOW ABOUT WATCHING ME GET MY HOMEWORK DISSOLVED IN A JANITOR'S BUCKET? IS THAT FUNNY? IS IT?! IS IT *REALLY* FUNNY?!! FUCK. NO! YOU CAN ALL GO TO HELL FOR, YOU NARCISSISTS!! *(to Wilson)* AND YOU TOO, MR. WILSON! YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT ME GOING ON THAT FIELD TRIP TO MAGIC MOUNTAIN! I AM *DONE!*

*(Principal Clark enters the classroom)*

* **Clark**: Hey, what's going on in here?
* **Bob**: FRICK OFF, PRINCIPAL CLARK! HOW DOES IT FEEL KNOWING YOU CHEATED ON YOUR WIFE BY HAVING SEX WITH THOSE TWELVE INDIAN GIRLS LAST NIGHT?!

*(The entire class gasps, including Clark)*

* **Clark**: W-w-who told you about that?!

*(A black-haired Indian girl can be seen walking to Clark)*

* **Indian Girl**: *(in a seductive voice)* Hey, Kenny, I tried to "fix your computer" last night, but then I found it did not work. Can we try- *(turns around and notices Bob; in normal voice)* Oh! *(runs off)*

*(The scene cuts back to Bob)*

* **Bob**: MATT DID! *(turns to class)* NOW, IF YOU ALL EXCUSE ME, I'M OUTTA HERE!

*(Bob then leaves the classroom in frustration, right before the bell rings. The scene then cuts to the corridor, where Bob can be seen looking at the floor angrily. Matt then walks up to him)*

* **Matt**: Dude, what did I tell you about spilling the beans about Cla-

*(Bob quickly snatches Matt's switchblade knife and stabs it in his torso. Matt screams maniacally in pain as Bob walks out of the school still furious. The scene then cuts to Phil's House, where Bob can be seen riding his bike angrily before entering the driveway, where he gets off and throws his bike at the garage door. The scene then cuts to the living room, where Phil can be seen playing on a PlayStation-like console. Bob barges in through the door angrily)*

* **Phil**: Hey, Bobby! How was school today?
* **Bob**: How was it? HOW WAS IT?! *(slaps Phil)* WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO KNOW HOW MY SCHOOL DAY WENT EVERY DAY WHEN I COME HOME?!
* **Phil**: *(rubbing face)* Son, calm down!
* **Bob**: HOW CAN I?! ALL YOU EVER DO IS SCREW EVERYTHING UP! YOU HAVE A JOB AS A LOW-PAYING CAR IMPORT SALESMAN, YOU TRY TO BE ON FLEEK WITH CURRENT TRENDS, AND YOU EVEN BROKE SOME OF OUR GRANDMA'S PRECIOUS CHINA!
* **Phil**: What? That's not true, grandma broke the China herself! I'll admit I enjoy stuff kids these days like, but you shouldn't talk this way to your father!
* **Bob**: *(to Martina)* MOM, YOU'RE ALSO INVOLVED!
* **Martina**: Huh?
* **Bob**: YOU'RE A STUPID LATINA, YOU HAD A JOB AS A FLIGHT ATTENDENT, WHICH I NOW WISH YOU STILL HAD, AND YOU'RE JUST LIKE THAT MOM FROM MODERN FAMILY!
* **Martina**: Hey, that is not how you treat your mother as well.
* **Jennifer**: I have to agree, I may be arrogant, but you can't-
* **Bob**: *(interrupting Jennifer)* You can't what, Jennifer? All you do everyday is complain about everything like a goddamn middle-aged white mom and watch D'Police reruns! In case you don't know what I'm saying, YOU'RE A BIG FAT JUVENILE BITCH!

*(Jennifer, rather than usually get upset, remains shocked by what Bob had said to her. Bob walks upstairs grumbling)*

* **Jennifer**: Jeez, what a psycho!

*(Later, the scene cuts to a shot of Phil's House in the evening and then cuts to the kitchen, where Phil, Martina and Jennifer are seen sitting at the table having tacos for dinner. Bob is absent)*

* **Phil**: Hey guys, have you seen Bob? I called him down for his dinner, but he wouldn't come down.
* **Jennifer**: He's probably in his room sulking. I'll go check on him.

*(Jennifer gets out of her seat, leaves the kitchen and goes upstairs. She then walks up to his room and knocks on his door)*

* **Jennifer**: Hey Bob, you okay in there?
* **Bob**: *(shouting; off-screen)* GO AWAY!
* **Jennifer**: You haven't touched your dinner yet.
* **Bob**: *(shouting; off-screen)* I KNOW, AND I DON'T WANNA, OKAY?!
* **Jennifer**: *(sighs)* Look, can I come in?

*(Bob then slowly opens the door and sticks his head through it)*

* **Bob**: Fine, but make it quick! You hear me?!

TBA