Mod-Life Cmc

***This is a work in progress.***

* **Vemsa:** You've got it tuned to K-O-L-D, K-Old, your all-boomers station. Here's a little something you may remember from the good old days.
* ♪You're old... Groaning like a geezer♪ *[Cmcgrath26 looks at his profile picture in the mirror, it is blurry and off-color]* ♪Feel yourself a-crackin' like an old chat-mod. Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple profile errors♪ *[Cmc looks at his profile page. There are tons of speling erorz.]* ♪'Cause you're old...♪ *[scene cuts to the kitchen. Cmc sits down in the chat as Spungi comes in]*
* **SpungiBub:** Good morning, Cmc. *[gives him a "e"]* I made you spam.
* **Cmcgrath26:** Thank you. I see you got creative with the spam today. *[looks down at the plate to see his e shaped as bacon, eggs, juice, and others]*
* **SpungiBub:** Open up, it's time for the notifications. *[Spungi takes out a giant box of notifications]*
* **Cmcgrath26:** Oh, eegs! I hate the notifications. *[Spungi shoves 16 thread notifications in his mouth and he swallows it]* Spungi, do you think I'm... old?
* **SpungiBub:** Well, of course I do! But that's okay. Staff members are supposed to be old.
* **Cmcgrath26:** But I'm still funny, right? Your old mod is funny?
* **SpungiBub:** See, no one says funny anymore. That's such an old-person thing. Now we say "LMAO," as in, "Blowout is so LMAO."*[September walks in the room]*
* **This account was made on September 17 2019:** no.
* **Cmcgrath26:** LMAO, eh?
* **SpungiBub:** Eww, when you say it, it sounds so unlmao.
* **Cmcgrath26:** Well, what if I said it with a different inflection? **i**mao.
* **SpungiBub:** Don't you have to go to work or something, Dad?
* **Cmcgrath26:** Whoop, you're right! *[eats his breakfast]* Have a LMAO day.
* **SpungiBub:** *[picks up his phone and dials]* PlanKrab? It's Spungi. "LMAO" is definitely out. *[scene cuts to Cmc walking outside]*
* **Cmcgrath26:** Ha! Old? What was I thinkin'? I ain't old. Only admins are old. Huh? *[turns around to see a boy helping him walk across]*
* **Smartphone563:** Don't worry, Pops, we're almost across the street.
* **Cmcgrath26:** Hey, get away from me. I don't need no snot-nosed little... *[as he walks away, his rat tail comes off. Walks back to get it]* Sorry you had to see that. *[keeps walking to work where a fish is walking behind him]*
* **PlanKrab:** Come on, move it! Could you be any slower? And you've had your blinker on for the last five blocks. *[Cmc turns around and notices he has two signals on his behind, the right arrow is blinking, so he covers his behind. He continues to walk until a ball rolls next to him]*
* **Doctor Patrick:** Hey, mister, could you throw the e back over here?
* **Cmcgrath26:** *[picks up the letter E]* Hey, how's about I join you kids?
* **Doctor Patrick:** Uhh, that's okay. You can keep it. Why do old people always have to ruin the fun? *[Mr. Krabs drops the e. He walks up to a line of admins]*
* **TheKorraFanatic:** Hey, no cuttin'! You gotta wait your turn in line like everybody else! *[Mr. Krabs notices a long line in front of the ESB Cemetery]*
* **Cmcgrath26:** No! No! I ain't old like you! I ain't old! I ain't old! *[runs away]*
* **Alex.sapre:** What's his problem? *[the line is for free promotions]*
* **Idroppedmypen:** Next? *[scene cuts to ESB chat where Cmc is sitting a table depressed]*