Crush the Calara Corps!

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**Total Stuffed Fluffed Island Season 3 Episode 32: Crush the Calara Corps** is the 32nd of episode Total Stuffed Fluffed Island Season 3. It aired on January 14, 2018.

## Synopsis

It is time. The Calara Corps have challenged the contestants to a duel! Who will ultimately triumph over the Corps?

## Plot

Mew & Mewtwo address the contestants, with the former explaining it's time for the final battle with the Calara Corps. Mewtwo asks how they feel about making it into the final 12, but cuts Jazz off before she can reply. Mew then lays out the rules- it will be the group fighting one member at a time, with Mewtwo explaining they've done so since the members are powerful enough to knock them out in one hit. Bowser scoffs at this, noting he easily punched the Haunt in the face, but Mewtwo explains the group has gotten some new members, like Little Horn & Dokuku (Marie wonders if this means he's turned evil, but Mewtwo explains that they are forcing him to serve them). Mew then sends them off, with Grave Clobber assuring the contestants they'll be there if things get to intense. However, Mew is bored already.

At the Calara Corps base, Giruru wonders why they have to fight, and Gurdy reminds him it's in his contract. Dokuku points out they don't have a contract and were forced into it, but Dr. Eggman reminds him that he did revive him and could easily reverse it, making the ghost Keronian realize he has no choice. The contestants arrive (with Bowser & Waluigi singing the sting from "The Good, the Bad, & the Ugly") theme and, from her throne, Callie admits they're not as cowardly as she thought. She decides to have a little fun with them first and sends out Little Horn to fight, saying that "the sooner you die, the happier I'll be," though Little Horn seems to not see that as an insult. Ludwig questions Callie why they even have the small demon on their team and she replies "amusement."

For the first match-up, Little Horn faces Citron, and brags how he's going to win for Callie, but Bowser interrupts and easily punches him aside. Next up are Dokuku and Giruru, who reluctantly attack the contestants, scaring Wario & Waluigi. Dokuku is taken down by one of Pretty Bomber's bombs, while Rosalina uses her powers to freeze the watery Giruru. The Haunt attacks next, knocking over Bowser and dodging various attacks; Marie wonders what she can do since she has no weapons, so Haunt targets her, but Rotom stops him. However, his shocks only seem to make him stronger and he unleashes a powerful beam at the electric Pokemon. As Haunt brags about wanting to hear them scream, Luigi launches himself at him and knocks him out, earning his first point. Swinub is next and does quite well, avoiding many attacks and knocking over Bowser; he is knocked off the edge by Waluigi, but survives and gets back up. Rotom attempts to shock him, but he keeps saying "doesn't affect me" each time, before Jazz finally kicks him off. Kermit goes up next, with his ball & chain and is attacked by Citron & Bowser; angry at Bowser for breathing fire on him, he targets him, Bowser blocks his attack with Citron, sending the orange flying out of the game. Luigi then attacks Kermit and pulls him out of the chain, and he's grateful to be free, throwing aside the ball and chain (and hitting Bowser with it). However, Bowser decides he's still going out regardless and, as Kermit thanks him, (and Wario asks what Bowser is doing) attacks him with the ball & chain, then throws him out of the area.

Next for the Corps is Mettaton, with neither Bowser or Jazz wanting anything to do with his dancing. Pretty Bomber throws several bombs at him, but he admits all those do is further fuel him. However, Rotom asks if he's an electronic, because "I love electronics!" and proceeds to electrocute the dancing robot, disabling him. Porygon-Z is the next fighter and his attacks take down Pretty Bomber & Rotom before he's attacked by Jazz, Meta Knight & Waluigi. Finally, DJ Octavio decides to "remix your brain" and somehow breaks the control the Calara Corps had over him, restoring him to normal, but Octavio still kicks him aside anyway. Sumomo is next and says she doesn't care about the other contestants and just wants to get revenge on Jazz for making fun of her voice and ruining her life & career; however, Callie tires of her and uses her power to turn people into platinum to do so to Sumomo. Rotom wonders if she's dead and Jazz replies that she hopes so, before kicking the Keronian aside. Gurdy is next and is quickly attacked by Rotom, Bowser & Meta Knight, saying they realize attacking was a mistake. Waluigi attacks and is absorbed, eliminating him, but Wario uses an earthquake style attack to knock her over, then eliminates her. Lord Fredrik and his walruses are the next Corps members, with Luigi recognizing one of them. Meanwhile, seeing that Marie is struggling, Luigi has her grab his hand and sends electricity coursing through her, giving her the "Thunderhand" power. Marie uses said power to save Pretty Bomber from one of the walruses, while another freezes Rosalina & Luigi, but Bowser uses his fire to restore them and defeat the walrus before Wario takes care of Fredrik.

With Fredrik defeated, Eggman is happy he gets to go next (although he is told he won't get a ham sandwich if he does well). He attacks in a vehicle (with Rotom imitating Sonic during it) and he does quite well, until Bowser jumps on the vehicle and grounds it (noting how Eggman did the same during "one of his bad guy meetings"). Despite this, and losing the cockpit, Eggman manages to take out Octavio & eliminate Wario, but Jazz throws an explosive that destroys his vehicle (though he uses his "emergency Eggman underpants" to save himself, causing Bowser, Rotom & Pretty Bomber to exclaim in confusion. With Eggman now defeated, Ludwig steps into the fray, and shows off some new powers, like dodge and a ground pound, and easily fights off many of the contestants, and eliminates both Luigi & Rosalina. However, throwing aside Rosalina angers his uncle Bowser, and the Koopa King pummels his nephew before knocking him off the cliff. Constance Hatchaway is next and her spinning attack proves quite effective, with even Bowser not being able to do any damage. However, Marie realizes her back is unprotected, and, as Constance continues to assault Bowser, several of them attack her; she manages to overcome Octavio (and eliminate Bowser), but a combination of Rotom & Meta Knight prove too much for her. Finally, it is Dr. Izzy Glow's turn, and he admits he's never done research on the contestants before, but it's too late to go back now. He and Meta Knight soon brawl, and he throws a bomb back and forth with Pretty Bomber before it blows her up and he blasts her out with his laser, eliminating her. Callie mocks Marie over this, and she vows that Izzy will "freaking pay." Meanwhile, Jazz & Octavio dodge his laser, before Rotom attacks, and Izzy reveals his programming doesn't allow him to take large amounts of electricity. However, he eliminates Rotom with his laser and hits Jazz with a bomb; as Izzy then fights Meta Knight & Octavio, Marie sneaks up behind him and uses the Thunder hand on him. This restores the doctor's memory to normal, and he thanks Marie for freeing him from his "episode." For this, he offers Marie the chance to be the head honcho of his research when she is out of the game, then flies off to find Meowth.

An angry Callie then accuses of Marie of always ruining things for her, but now they must take on the Corps leader "and I never lose!" The contestants (now reduced to Marie, Octavio, Meta Knight & Jazz) begin to attack her, but Octavio is surprised to find his attacks have no effect. Callie summons Yellow Kin & Red Kin and some Zubats to attack the contestants, but they easily fight them off. Meta Knight then assaults' Callie's throne, but it has no effect, until Octavio sneaks up behind it and disables it, which ends up destroying it. An enraged Callie then begins attacking the contestants, with Marie pleading with her to snap out of it, but she says "THAT'S...NOT...HAPPENING!" Callie fights off Meta Knight and uses her powers to transform Jazz into platinum. Deciding that she isn't using her full powers to destroy them, Callie heads off for a "wardrobe change." Meanwhile, Octavio mourns Jazz, but Dr. Eggman appears revealing that she's fine, and Jazz explains that Eggman saved her. Eggman admits that he's not happy with the whole Calara Corps thing and he did do well on Stuffed Fluffed island.

Callie then reappears, in possession of Octavio's hypno-shades, and adapting her *Splatoon 2* hypnotized form. Her new powers easily allow her to defeat Meta Knight & Octavio, leaving her and Marie, and she attacks her pleading cousin. Before Callie can finish her, Meta Knight recovers, happy to found have "the true evil" of the game and plans to eradicate it for good; Marie tries to convince him not to attack her cousin, but he notes she's evil and must be defeated, allowing Callie to attack him from behind. Marie then laments what to do, but has an idea and calls to Pretty Bomber nearby to play a music track. Thus, Tidal Rush plays as the two cousins duet on the song; Meta Knight tries to attack Callie during this, but she shrugs off even his strongest attacks. Finally, Callie launches her ultimate attack, so Marie jumps towards her cousin and shocks her, which restores Callie to normal, causing her to wonder what's going on, adding to Marie that she is scared. A tearful Callie apologizes to her cousin over what happened, but the moment is ruined when Meta Knight appears and steps on her, earning victory for the challenge.

Meta Knight's victory is ruined however, when several of the contestants, like Octavio, Jazz & Rosalina check on the injured Callie (with Bowser simply commenting that he wants a pair of shades like hers). Seeing this, Swinub decides he's having second thoughts about being evil, noting how far he got on Season 1 and not blaming Luigi for not working with him on Season 2, since he had other options, and apologizes to Luigi (restoring his original voice in the process). Eggman and Mettaton are also touched by the scene, and Eggman patches things up with Bowser and both decide to go to the Olympics. Also, Kermit acknowledges that, while *Total Plush Island* was never made, he at least got the majority of votes for it. Conquest then appears and says Callie is under arrest, though Grave Clobber convinces him to cut her a break and take her to the infirmary instead. The hosts then announce Meta Knight has immunity and the others are up for elimination, but Marie protests and eliminates herself so she can check on her cousin; since it's never been done before, Mew agrees to it.

Bowser, Wario, Waluigi, Luigi & Rotom all react to this touching moment, as do Giruru and Dokuku. Ludwig admits he doesn't care either way, and Rosalina scolds him that no one cares what he thinks; Ludwig then leaves, vowing to still destroy the game. With Callie, Conquest says she needs to go back to her old look, as the paramedics will be mad that she's "not wearing a shirt." While Pretty Bomber rushes off to catch up and say goodbye to Marie, Mew is angry that Marie eliminated herself, since it means he can't blast her out of the Boom Boom Hat, and he's bored. Mewtwo suggests they'll have to amuse themselves but he insists he wasn't attempting to make a pun. Porygon-Z then appears and an angry Mew puts him in the Boom Boom Hat instead. Mew asks Marie for last words before she leaves in the medical helicopter, but PB interrupts to talk with Marie about leaving, noting there is so much more for them to do. Marie admits to her that she never wanted to be on the game in the first place and was just trying to win it for Callie, regretting her past evil actions, but that PB was right that even the worst can change, and she realized her purpose was to find Callie and "help her get back on track." PB & Marie promise to write and keep in touch and they hug, but Mew gets tired of their sappy goodbye and kicks Marie into the helicopter, before quickly signing off the show.

## Characters

* Grave Clobber
* Mew
* Mewtwo
* Conquest

### Calara Corps

* Callie
* Izzy Glow
* Haunt
* Ludwig
* Little Horn
* Mettaton
* Swinub
* Porygon-Z
* Dr. Eggman
* Constance Hatchaway
* Kermit the Frog
* Sumomo
* Gurdy
* Lord Fredrik
* Dokuku
* Giruru

### Contestants

* Citron
* Luigi
* Rosalina
* Bowser
* Rotom
* Marie (eliminated)
* Pretty Bomber
* Wario
* DJ Octavio
* Jazz
* Waluigi
* Meta Knight

## Trivia

* This is the last episode to feature the Calara Corps.
	+ However, despite all members of the Calara Corps have been reformed, Ludwig, Haunt, and Lord Fredrik are the few who didn't reform.
* This is the first and only episode where a contestant self-eliminates himself/herself.
	+ It's also the only time someone who was not an active contestant was shot out of the Boom Boom Hat (in this case, Porygon-Z)
* The episode features CharmeleonWarrior's cover of the *Splatoon* song "Tidal Rush."