Me & My Bitch

## Song by The Notorious B.I.G.

"**Me & My Bitch**" is a song by American rapper The Notorious B.I.G., released as the twelfth track from his debut studio album, *Ready to Die* (1994). It interpolates the songs "Pink Cookies In a Plastic Bag Getting Crushed by Buildings" by LL Cool J (1993) and "Wino & Junkie" by Richard Pryor (1974).

## Lyrics

**Lyrics**
[Intro: Notorious B.I.G., *Puff Daddy*, **Girl**]

*Yo let— let— let me ask you a question, yo*

*Yo, would you kill for me?*

**Hmm, yeah**

Uh, the act of making love— (Haa)

*What took you so long to answer motherfucker?*

**I don't know**

*The fuck wrong with you, bitch?*

[Verse 1: The Notorious B.I.G.]

When I met you, I admit, my first thoughts was to trick

You look so good, huh, I'll suck on your daddy's dick

I never felt that way in my life

It didn't take long before I made you my wife

Got no rings and shit, just my main squeeze

Comin' to the crib, even had a set of keys

During the days you helped me bag up my nickels

In the process, I admit, I tricked a little

But you was my bitch, the one who'd never snitch

Love me when I'm broke or when I'm filthy fuckin' rich

And I admit, when the time is right, the wine is right

I treat you right, you talk slick, I beat you right

[Chorus: The Notorious B.I.G., *Puff Daddy*, **Girl**]

Just me and my bitch, me and my bitch

(**But you know you love that ass, don't you?**)

Just me and my bitch, yeah, just me and my bitch

(*Yeah, no question*, **no question**)

Just me and my bitch, yeah, just me and my bitch, yeah

(*Yo, let me ask you another question*)

Just me and my bitch, just me and my bitch, yeah

(**What?**)

Just me and my bitch, yeah, just me and my bitch, yeah

(*You been fuckin' 'round on me?*)

Just me and my bitch, just me and my bitch

(**Why would I do that?**)

Just me and my bitch, me and my bitch, yeah

(*Yo, don't lie to me, motherfucker*)

Just me and my bitch

[Verse 2: The Notorious B.I.G.]

Moonlight strolls with the hoes, oh, no, that's not my steelo

I wanna bitch that like to play ceelo and craps

Packin' gats in a Coach bag, steamin' dime bags

A real bitch is all I want, all I ever had

With a bop just as strong as me

Totin' guns just as long as me, the bitch belongs with me

Any plans with another bitch, my bitch'll spoil it

One day, she used my toothbrush to clean the toilet

Throwin' my clothes out the windows, so when the wind blows

I see my Polos and Timbos

Hide my car keys so I can't leave

A real slick bitch, keep a trick up her sleeve

And if I deceive, she won't take it lightly

She'll invite me, politely, to fight, G

And then we lie together, cry together

I swear to God I hope we fuckin' die together

[Chorus: The Notorious B.I.G., *Puff Daddy*, **Girl**]

Just me and my bitch, just me and my bitch, yeah

(**N\*\*\*a, n\*\*\*a, if I ever**)

Just me and my bitch, yeah, just me and my bitch

(**Catch your ass fuckin' around**)

Just me and my bitch, just me and my bitch, yeah

(**I'll cut your motherfuckin' dick off**)

Just me and my bitch, yeah, just me and my bitch

(*Haha*)

Just me and my bitch, just me and my bitch, yeah

(*Stop playin'*)

Just me and my bitch, yeah, just me and my bitch

(**I ain't pl— ain't— ain't no jokes, ain't no jokes**)

Just me and my bitch, just me and my bitch, yeah

(**Ain't no jokes**)

Just me and my bitch, yeah, just me and my bitch

(*Yo, don— don't play with my dick*)

[Verse 3: The Notorious B.I.G.]

She helped me plan out my robberies on my enemies

Didn't hesitate to squeeze to get my life out of danger

One day, she put 911 on the pager

Had to call back, whether it's minor or major

No response, the phone just rung

Grab my vest, grab my gun, to find out the problem

When I pulled up, police was on the scene

Had to make the U-turn, make sure my shit was clean

Drove down the block, stashed the burner in the bushes

Stepped to police with the shoves and the pushes

It didn't take long before the tears start

I saw my bitch dead with the gunshot to the heart

And I know it was meant for me

I guess the n\*\*\*as felt they had to kill the closest one to me

And when I find 'em your life is to an end

They killed my best friend, me and my bitch

[Chorus: The Notorious B.I.G.]

Just me and my bitch, me and my bitch, yeah

Just me and my bitch, yeah, just me and my bitch, uh

Just me and my bitch, me and my bitch, yeah

Just me and my bitch, yeah, just me and my bitch, uh

Just me and my bitch, just me and my bitch, yeah

Just me and my bitch, just me and my bitch

Just me and my bitch, me and my bitch, yeah

Just me and my bitch

[Skit: The Notorious B.I.G., *Girl*]

*Let's get started then*

So when did you first start rappin'?

Um, I was like about 18 years old. Yeah, about 18

*So how did you first get started? Who influenced you?*

Ain't nobody really influenced me, you know what I'm saying?

I was just tired of being on the streets, you know what I'm saying? Had to get up off that, you know

*I see. So where you from?*

Brooklyn

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