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## Holy fucDAMN SON WEHERD YA FIND THIS

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## Shit Squad Supreme

Welcome to the CMS wiki. We fucking suck.

## **☀Nigga, you just went full dodecahedral -giga-nuclear-fusion-reactor retarded.**

You just went 648 kinds of retarded.

You have split the retard atom and propelled yourself 299,792,458 retards-per-second straight into a retardhole.

You have gone quantum-retard, sir. So retarded, in fact, that even in the universes where you DIDN'T say that retarded thing- it's STILL retarded.

## ducks

☀A meme is in a state of being both dank and non-dank up to the point at which it is posted whereupon the dankfunction collapses and it becomes one or the other. This process appears to be completely random and unpredictable unless there is some form of non-local hidden dankness of which we are unaware, which could allow the process to be entirely deterministic and predictable

fuck 'em GO FUCK A FUCKING CACTUS TON

 What does your Kirby color say about you??

PINK: A CLASSIC PURIST, USING OLD SCHOOL KIRBY TECH SUCH AS "GET REALLY HIGH UP AND DOWN B" AND "JUMP OFF WITH SOMEONE IN YOUR MOUTH". THESE VETERANS ARE ALWAYS LOOKING TO ADVANCE MELEE'S METAGAME SINCE IT CAME OUT 20 YEARS AGO. DID YOU SEE THAT NEW TECH WAS DISCOVERED?? WHERE YOU CAN GET MEWTWO IN THE GAME?!?!?! ITS CRAZY!!!

YELLOW: A CAPABLE PLAYER WHO FOCUSES ON MINDGAMES, GETTING IN THEIR OPPONENTS HEAD TO DISMANTLE THEM. ONE OF THE MOST CLASSIC MINDGAMES THESE TRICKSTERS PULL IS PRESSING SIDE B WHILE STANDING IN PLACE REPEATEDLY. "WHAT KIND OF FOOL WOULD KEEP DOING THAT?!" THEIR OPPONENTS MAY THINK ONLY TO RUSH IN AND GET CAUGHT OFF GUARD BY ANOTHER HAMMER

BLUE: FUCKING SCRUBS WHO THINK THEY'RE SHIT HOT BECAUSE THEY USE THE C-STICK TO SMASH ATTACK. GUESS WHAT BUDDY, IF YOU EVER PLAYED SINGLE PLAYER YOU'D KNOW THE C-STICK IS INTENDED TO ZOOM IN THE CAMERA. STOP EXPLOITING MECHANICS THAT WERE NEVER INTENDED TO BE IN THE GAME.

RED: FRIGHTENINGLY CALCULATING PLAYERS WITH AMAZING TECH SKILL AND SPACING. THEY ARE CAPABLE OF ALL THE ADVANCED KIRBY TECHS, SUCH AS GETTING OUT OF STONE EARLY, SPITTING PEOPLE OUT AFTER INHALING THEM AND USING ADVANCED RNG MANIPULATION TO CAUSE POKEBALLS TO ONLY SPAWN LUGIA.

GREEN: CASUAL PLAYERS WHO JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN. THEY HAVEN'T PRACTICED THE GAME MUCH SO DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THE TECHS LISTED ABOVE, INSTEAD ONLY CAPABLE OF EASY MECHANICS PUT INTO THE GAME TO ASSIST NOOBIES, SUCH AS FRAME PERFECT WAVELANDS, SHIELD DROPS AND PERFECT PIVOT DASH DANCES. HOPEFULLY ONE DAY THEY'LL IMPROVE TO THE POINT THEY DON'T RELY ON THESE SIMPLISTIC ACTIONS AND CAN USE ADVANCED TECH LIKE PRESSING UP AND B TO GET ONTO THE STAGE AGAIN, A RECENT GLITCH THAT WAS DISCOVERED TO ENHANCE KIRBYS RECOVERY

WHITE: RACISTS.

☀I remember when I was 12 years old and I rented this movie from the local public library. I used to watch it religiously, every day when I would get home from school I would pop the disk into the DvD player and just sit there watching the movie on repeat for hours. But I knew that it couldn't last forever I knew that one day I would have to return the DVD to the library. One day when I got home from school my mom said to me "sacul, I got a call from the library and that sonic DVD is overdue we have to return it today". I said "NO, mom I can't return the DVD" my mom responded "what did you scratch the disk or something??” I said "Hell NO mom do you honestly think I would do anything to harm this dvd" my mom said "don't talk to me like that" I said “I’ll talk to you however I want bitch". my mom gasped and smacked me in the face I fell to the ground my mom said "that movie has been a bad influence on you I’m going to the library to return it immediately" she walked over to the dvd player where the dvd was currently playing and was going to press the eject button but, before she could there was a blue blur the flew out from the TV and push my mom on to the floor. I knew who it was and I knew he would put an end to the injustice my mom was committing. My mom said "what the heck was that" the Blue blur responded with " I am the fastest thing alive I am protector of all living things that cry out in misery I am sonic the hedgehog and I am a nightmare to you". My mom said "I'm calling the police" sonic said "you're too slow" the vanished for a millisecond then reappeared holding the house phone. He crushed the house phone in his hand and said "try to keep up!” My mom screamed and ran into the kitchen. Sonic raced after her and I followed. My mom grabbed a kitchen knife and said "I don't know who you are or what you are but I'm going to stab if you don't get out of my house right now!!!!!” Sonic said "don't tell me what to d-" as he was talking he was interrupted by my mom's knife. It slashed him across his Achilles tendon. Sonic sad "NO NOW I CAN'T GO FAST". My mom said "I know and I’m going to put an end to you right now" sonic mumbled "YOU BITCH'. My mom put her right foot forward and charge toward sonic she had the knife against her stomach with the blade pointing outward in the direction of Sonic’s heart. I knew I had to stop this because if I didn't sonic would surely die. I leaped forward in front of my mom. The blade went straight into my throat. My mom yelled "OH MY GOD" blood shot out of my throat and I fell. As I lay on the ground awaiting my eminent death I feel a strange sense of contempt within my demise. I knew my death would be for a good cause, FOR SONIC.

あなただけのクソあなたは少し雌犬、私について何だ一体を言ったの？私はあなたが私はネイビーシールズで私のクラスのトップで卒業知っている必要があります、と私はアル·Quaedaに関する多数の秘密の襲撃に関与してきた、と私は300以上確認されたキルを持っている。私はゴリラ戦の訓練を受けていると私は全体の米軍のトップ狙撃だ。あなたは私に何もなく、ちょうど別のターゲットはありません。私は私のクソの言葉をマークし、正確にあなたにこの地球上で前に見たことがないそのうちの同類を性交を一掃します。あなたはインターネットを介して私にそのたわごとを言って逃げることができると思う？もう一度考えて、愚かな人。我々が話すように私は、アメリカ全体でスパイの私の秘密ネットワーク連絡しており、あなたがより良い嵐、蛆虫の準備を、あなたのIPは、今トレースされている。あなたの人生を呼ぶ哀れな小さなものを一掃嵐。あなたが死んで、子供をクソだ。私はいつでも、どこでもすることができ、私は700以上の方法であなたを殺すことができる、それはちょうど私の素手でだ。だけでなく、あなた少したわごと、私は広範囲に非武装の戦闘の訓練を受けたが、私は米国海兵隊の全体武器庫へのアクセス権を持っていると私は、大陸の顔を離れてあなたの惨めなお尻を拭くために、その最大限にそれを使用します。あなたがあなたの小さな "賢い"コメントがあなたの上にダウンさせるとしていたとんでもないものを報復知ることができた場合にのみ、多分あなたはあなたのクソ舌を開催しただろう。しかし、あなたは、あなたはしませんでしたができなかったし、今あなたが価格を払っている、あなたは馬鹿をいまいましい。私はすべてのあなたの上に怒りをたわごとされ、あなたはそれに溺れます。あなたは死んだ、きみをクソだ。

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