Xal'y Tssa'on Yyu

* Xenomorph
* Human

**Xal'y Tssa'on Yyu**, formerly known as **Joseph Meade Granados** is a Xenomorph who served as President of Mexico from 2018 until 2023, when he was killed during the Mexican Civil War.

Tssa'on Yyu was born in 1916 in the Proteian moon and was one of the many Xenomorphs who had migrated to Earth to begin the Xenomorphic Universal Front's colonization programs in said planet in the 1940s. He had a low profile until the 1990s, when he took the disguise of *Joseph Meade Granados.* With this identity, he would participate in local politics in the Mexican state of Baja California, later securing the governorship of the state.

Up until 2014, he was a member of PRI, the dominant party in Mexican politics. in 2015, he joined the newly-founded Social Encounter Party later being nominated for president by the party. In the Mexican general elections, 2018 he would lead a massive coalition to secure the presidency.

He later held the Mexican special elections, 2020 after the Xenomorph Files were released by the Xenomorph Conspiracy Group, which revealed that he was a Xenomorph in disguise. Rather than hiding it, Tssa'on Yyu admitted this alongside several members of his government.

His dictatorial policies during the course of the special elections and insecurity over the Xenomorphic ideology lead to the creation of an opposition lead by Verónica Salazar after she was liberated from prison, which would prompt the beginning of the Mexican Civil War.

After hiding in Mexicali for years, he would die after being shot in San Luis Río Colorado in 2023 while commanding the Xenomorphic forces in one last offensive against the rebellion.

Tssa'on Yyu's legacy as one of the main Xenomorph commanders of the 2020s defined the universal relevance of the Xenomorphic Universal Front and shaped up the geopolitical landscape of Earth. His leadership in Mexico started the Xenomorphic domination in the Americas that would define the region all the way up to World War III.

## History

### Early life

Tssa'on was born on March 20, 1916 in the slums of the industrial city of Megumink'q, a city located in the moon of Proteus. His childhood was characterized by the lack of his parents and the deep poverty in his family prevented him from receiving proper education, so he attended low-end public schools. He was seen as a bright student.

At the age of 17, Tssa'on suffered a near-fatal accident where he would break multiple of his bones, and while he would recover of it, the effects of it made it so that he'd struggle to walk for the rest of his life.

### Colonization program

When Xenomorph queen Mal'a Lak'tu Ni'g Geru announced that Proteus would resume its Earth colonization programs after centuries of halting it due to the Second Great Universal War, Tssa'on decided to volunteer alongside thousands of other xenomorphs. Having nothing to lose, Tssa'on arrived to Tijuana, a city in the state of Baja California, Mexico.

### Underground activities

Tssa'on initially resided in the underground of Tijuana and carried on multiple illegal activities, such as building an underground market with other Xenomorph colonizers based on the components of Vitamin C.

Tssa'on's illegal distribution of Vitamin C would leave multiple illegal distribution routes which would later be used during his presidency to distribute Vitamin C following the Mexican special elections, 2020.

### Entrance to politics

After decades of participating in underground illegal Vitamin C distribution, Tssa'on gained Mexican citizenship and later started a political career in 1988, a year of political unrest in Mexico. He'd take advantage of the unrest and rose through the ranks of the dominant political party, PRI.

He would become mayor of Tijuana in 1998. Due to his scarce public presence, he was known as '*The Hologram*'.

An unexpected rise in the illegal distribution of Vitamin C was identified during his administration. He publicly denied that such distribution existed and he was heavily criticized for it, but he still maintained high approval rates during his term as mayor.

Tssa'on secured the governorship of Baja California in 2001 after the elections of that year. Tssa'on promoted the expansion of pharmaceutical industry and was involved in many scandals involving the distribution of Vitamin C components once again.

After the end of his governorship, Tssa'on would become an influential political figure while not holding any office for years. He had abnormally high popularity rates.

Tssa'on joined the PES in 2015 and he was given leadership of the party in 2015. After speculation of a possible presidential run, he announced that he would run in 2017.

### 2018 elections

In 2017, Tssa'on started planning an election bid for the Mexican general elections, 2018. He secured a coalition with 6 parties, including 2 major parties. The start of this coalition was negotiated for months, and multiple reports claim that Tssa'on used personal threats to get the party leaders to accept the coalition. These claims were denied by Tssa'on and the party leaders, although following the Mexican Civil War many Mexican politicians involved with the party leaders claimed that the threats were real.

Tssa'on would later go on to secure 41.13% of the vote and carry on 17 states. His main opponent, Marcelo Ebrard, was expected to win the elections, but Tssa'on surprisingly won.

The election was deemed illegitimate by many of Tssa'on's political opponents but his coalition dismissed those accusations. Tssa'on's coalition also gained a definitive majority in the Senate and the Chamber of Deputies.

### Pre-Xenomorph Files Presidency

Tssa'on was inaugurated as 58th president of Mexico in the 1st of December of 2018. He began his presidency with the introduction of many controversial policies, such as the appointment of actress Yalitza Aparicio as Secretary of Culture and the creation of a National Guard.

#### Health scandal

One of the most controversial actions during the beginning of his presidency was the implementation of a ''health strategy'' in public schools. Tssa'on cited a decent amount of scientific papers and research articles that concluded that scorbutus rates had increasing in Mexico in the last decade, especially in children, creating a need to combat this disease through prevention. To combat this, Tssa'on initiated the spread of multiple aid kits that had Vitamin C components. Tssa'on's control of the media lead to this happening without a trace.

The opposition in the Congress tried to combat Tssa'on's health proposal, but Tssa'on himself and the Secretary of Health Purificación Carpinteyro ignored their remarks and the strategy was initiated.

It was later revealed that a large majority of children who were receiving the aid kits were transformed to Xenomorphs during the course of the Mexican Civil War.

#### Foreign policy

Tssa'on was strangely friendly with Brazil, a country which was also lead by a Xenomorph secretly. He was much more hostile with the United States as well, and cancelled many bilateral projects between Mexico and the USA.

Tssa'on also terminated diplomatic relations with Egoist countries, such as the CCUOE and China. He also stopped many bilateral trade agreements with Human Earthist Front-aligned countries, like Venezuela and India.

### Xenomorph Files

In the 1st of January of 2020, the Xenomorph Files were released by the Xenomorph Conspiracy Group. This document would put together a large amount of information affirming the existence of Xenomorphs and their current geopolitical standing, alongside a large list of people who were suspected of being Xenomorphs. Among these were President Meade Granados, who would be revealed to actually be a Xenomorph called *Xal'y Tssa'on Yyu*. Rather than denying this, Tssa'on revealed that he is indeed a Xenomorph and so did dozens of members of Congress and his Cabinet.

Tssa'on proclaimed the creation of the Xenomorphic Mexican States. Some members of his cabinet, Congress members, and various other government officials fled the nation, for example Secretary of Health Carpinteyro. The announcement was met with huge turmoil across the country, and multiple protests were held in major cities. Tssa'on ordered the National Guard to shut down these protests. This was victorious, and thousands of protesters were brutally murdered or kidnapped to be transformed into Xenomorphs via Vitamin C.

Government members who didn't escape were forced to take Vitamin C, transforming them into Xenomorphs. The Supreme Court announced that it wouldn't support the Tssa'on regime. Sources claim that Tssa'on personally kidnapped Court members and tortured them, later forcing them to take Vitamin C, and having them publicly state that they would support the Tssa'on regime and deem it constitutional.

Tssa'on later announced that special elections would be held in July, a move which was deemed as a strategy he employed to make his presidency seem legitimate.

### Special elections, 2020

The Mexican special elections, 2020 were held in July 2020. Tssa'on had transformed the Social Encounter Party to the Xenomorphic League (LX), which had an absolute majority in Congress. The Party of the Democratic Revolution was made illegal after Tssa'on and his fellow party members claimed that it was responsible for a terrorist attack in Tlahuelilpan, Hidalgo, where a fuel duct exploded and killed 129 people.

Initially, four candidates had expressed their desire to run; Tssa'on from LX, Verónica Salazar from PH, Javier Corral from PAN and Marcelo Ebrard from PRD. However, Ebrard was sent to jail after the ban on PRD was imposed, while Corral was forced to give up his candidacy after multiple threats to his family. Corral would later flee to El Paso, Texas, while Ebrard was brutally murdered in prison by Xenomorph interns, meaning that Salazar would be Tssa'on's only opponent.

Tssa'on mocked Salazar due to her physical appearance through the election cycle. In the only debate held, he repeatedly insulted her while the debate moderators kept asking biased questions. Tssa'on would later go on to win the election with 91.37% of the vote.

### Mexican Civil War

After the election, Tssa'on ordered the arrest of Salazar, resulting in a popular rebellion organized by various political figures who hadn't been transformed to Xenomorphs. Tssa'on didn't command the Xenomorphic forces during the Mexican Civil War and his role was mostly centered on leadership. He rarely made public appearances and stayed in Mexicali for most of the war.

Towards the end of the war, as the pro-Salazar forces were heading towards Baja California, the last Xenomorph stronghold, Tssa'on started to command the remaining forces. While crossing the Colorado River into Sonora, Tssa'on's forces were defeated and he was shot by pro-Salazar soldiers, marking his death on the 6th of December of 2023.

## Legacy

### In human and egoist culture

Tssa'on's legacy was carried on by the Xenomorphic Universal Front. After the Mexican Civil War, many of the Xenomorphs that Tssa'on's regime had created escaped to the United States, where the Second American Civil War would be ignited. He would be considered by both the Human Earthist Front and the Egoist Internationale as a vile dictator who caused the deaths of millions of people.

### In xenomorphic culture

Proteian officials started praising Tssa'on after his death and celebrated him in the form of various Xenomorph holidays. He'd be seen as a brave commander by the Xenomorphic Universal Front.