Owlhead Sniper

"This battle will test us, Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout, but just remember what my father always used to say to me... 'Hoot, hoot!' "
- Owlhead Sniper to the Scoutlings during pre-battle cinematics

**Owlhead Sniper** (アウル ・ヘッド ・スナイッパー *Auruheddo Sunaippaa*) is an avian entity of mass power who is summoned by some unnamed person (thought to be Robot Jesus' secretary) from another dimension. He is a major non-player character in the Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout video game and a side character in the *Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout* anime.

## Backstory

He is summoned on multiple occasions to aid Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout and is considered by everybody to be more reliable than Football Master. Owlhead Sniper has more Power Nuggets than Football Master as well.

## Role in the game

Owlhead Sniper is an optional boss that, if defeated, will aid Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout throughout the game and generally be a badass. Owlhead Sniper is intended to be a sort of sparring match for Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout as he never uses his most powerful abilities in the fight. If Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout stays alive, Owlhead Sniper has the ability to solo kill almost every boss in the game (except for the last five which require Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout to do something). However, this will take a long time (like, three hours) as the bosses are particularly resistant to Owlhead Sniper's Light Arrows and Hadoukins™.

## Powers & Abilities

* *Light Arrows* – Owlhead Sniper shoots arcane Light arrows out of his glowing eyes, this attack instantly kills most robots and heavily injures regular beings if there is a direct hit.
* *Roasted-Chicken-Horse-Flare*- Owlhead Sniper summons flaming chicken horses and drops them onto his enemies. While the chicken horses are excellently cooked and superb in taste, they are also extremely heavy and will crush anything directly underneath them as they fall.

* *Hadoukin™* – Owlhead Sniper sets his hands ablaze and throws infernos at his enemies with the intention of melting their metal bones. The corporate legal team of Invent4 have emphasized in interviews that the technique is an original creation purely from the minds of the Invent4 creative team, that is not a ripoff of a move from another, more popular, better-made video game, and that even if it is, so what, just shut up about it already.

* *Flight* – Being an owl, he has the ability to fly and uses this to his advantage.

* *Triple-Invisible-Noscope-Cannon* – One of Owlhead Sniper's most powerful attacks. Owlhead Sniper will take out his invisible sniper rifle that shoots *Burning-Chain-Noscope-Light Arrows* and will instantly triple head shot every enemy in the vicinity. This special ammunition will immediately spawn infernos, blinding light, and chains all over the enemy, restricting their movement and setting them on fire (if they haven't already been incinerated by the light and initial fire). The rounds also explode causing a chain reaction with the other rounds fired, creating even bigger explosions.

## Trivia

* Owlhead Sniper hates robots and loves killing them.
* He loves being an owl.
* He has perfect night vision.