The Tulgey Wood Creatures (My version)

Once she got far away from the tea party, Alice looked back and said, "Well, I've had enough nonsense! I'm going home! Straight home!"

As she began walking away, she said, "That circus mouse. Who cares where he's going anyway? Why, if it hadn't been for him, I..."

She stopped talking when she noticed a gray sign that had "Tulgey Wood" written on it in black letters. "Tulgey Wood. Hmm, curious. I don't remember this." she said, as she turned away from the sign, unaware of creatures glasses with legs on it staring at her.

"Now, let me see."

One of the glasses with legs jumped on Alice's face, and she gasped when she spotted a bird with a mirror for a face. When she looked into it, the mirror bird looked like he had eyes because of the glasses with legs.

She placed the glasses with legs on the tree branch next to the mirror bird as she said, "Uh, no, no, please. No more nonsense."

She walked past them, and came up to a log as she said, "Now, if I came this way. I should go back this way!"

She climbed over the log and accidently stepped on a horn with a body of a duck as it said, "Quack!"

"Oh, I beg your pardon!" Alice said, as the horn duck and her horn ducklings went over to a lake. The horn ducklings jumped in the water and paddled away as the horn duck said, "Quack, quack, quack, quack!"

It then jumped in the water, and followed the horn ducklings.

The ripples in the water woke up a frog with a body of a drum and a toad with a body of a pair of cymbals, and they jumped on waterlilies as they made the sound of drums and cymbals.

As Alice stepped on the stepping stones, she said, "Goodness. When I get home, I shall write a book about this place. If I...If I ever do get home."

Then she looked over a log to see five vultures with bodies of umbrellas taking a shower in a small waterfall.

"Oh, umm, excuse me!" she said, as she got the umbrella vultures' attention, "Um, could one of you tell me..."

She was interrupted when the umbrella vultures screeched as they flew in the air, landed on a tree branch above Alice, and glared down at her. She chuckled nervously as she said, "Uh. Haha. Never mind."

As she wandered around through the forest, she said, "Oh dear. It's getting dreadfully dark. And nothing looks familiar."

She looked to her left to see a bird with a face of a shovel digging through the dirt. "I shall certainly be glad to get out of..."

She tried to say something else, but she bumped into a bird with a body of a bird cage with a blue bird and a pink bird inside it. The bird cage door opened, and the two birds flew out. The birdcage bird chased after them, and he caught them in his mouth. He swallowed them, and they landed inside the bird cage.

Then an owl with an accordian for a neck woke up, and made a hooting sound. As he flew down at Olivia, she ducked, and then the owl flew away, his neck made a noise as if somepony was playing an accordion.

"It would be so nice if something would make more sense for a change." Olivia said.

Moments later, she came across a pair of birds with hammers for heads nailing gray signs to a tree, and a pair of birds with pencils for heads wrote words on each sign in black letters.

As they flew away, Alice looked at the signs, and said, "Don't step on the momeraths. The momeraths?"

Suddenly, multicolored momeraths popped out of the ground, circled around Alice, and got together to form an arrow as they walked. Alice looked ahead to see the momeraths pointing at a path as she said, "Oh! A path!"

As she ran down the path, a vision of Odette appeared in sepia. Alice said, "Oh, thank goodness. Why, I just knew I'd find one sooner or later! Oh. If I hurry back, I might even be home in time for dinner with my parents Derek and Odette and my brothers Cody and Edmond!" Then a vision of Dinah also appeared in sepia as she said, Oh, won't Dinah be happy to see me! Oh, I just can't wait till I...Oh!"

She stopped when she saw a dog with a broom for a head and a tail sweeping the path away. He stopped, walked behind Alice, and continued to sweep the path.