Always Remember The Hot Tub

> "*Look McGillicutty, we've been associates for years. I have surpassed you each time, this is not the time to bring back our rivalry*"
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> "*But have you forgotten the Hot Tub, my good man?*."
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> ― Dr. Grandor and Dr. McGillicutty
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"Always Remember The Hot Tub" is the fourth episode of the first season of Discord Murder Party and the fourth episode overall.

## Always Remember The Hot Tub

### Scenarios

* Hospital MD
* Inertia Pines aka How Much can I reference Gravity Falls and Twin Peaks before we get sued

### Cast Present

* Kristen
* Alex
* Scott
* Cami (Scenario 1)
* Juno
* Split
* Xander
* Bro (Scenario 2)
* Queen
* Adric
* Kikyo
* Loke (Scenario 1)

### Release Date

March 27, 2018

This is also the first episode to include the donation wheel.

## Plot Summary

### Scenario 1: Hospital MD

It is the 25th season of Hospital MD, a hospital soap opera taking place in St. Casilda's Hospital. We are first introduce to the cast of Hospital MD. There’s Dr. Barber, a doctor and a barber. Dr. Grandor, probably the only serious doctor of this soap opera. Dr. McGillicutty, who actually fits this scenario. Fido, a dog who is also an assistant; Intercom Joe, the man on the intercom who stays in his post at all times; John, a patient who has yet to be cured of his debilitating Hepatitis. Mr. Skelly, a skeleton who also helps with operations. NURSE, the only nurse here. Natasha Kcuf, the ambulance driver. and Wendy Kolona, an inmate serving community service. Two members of the staff are inventing a sexy disease that kills, but the victims are sexy-fied.

Episode 1, NURSE has received some flowers and shortly afterwards the crew discovers Wendy Kolona, the inmate, has been killed by a disease, a sexy disease. It’s established that only in this hospital there is enough doctors and sex to make such a disease. They also elect Dr. Grandor as head Medical Chief, along the way, his experience with the hot tub is mentioned by Dr. McGillicutty. They then discuss who could be the developers of the sexy disease. The drama between NURSE and Dr. Grandor grows as he decides to accuse her. NURSE is forced out of the show and it turns out she was a doctor of old medicine. It is decided that they would replace her with her twin sister, who is coincidentally also called NURSE.

Episode 2, John is discovered to have suffered the sexy disease. Also McGillicutty has somehow poofed out of the scenario somehow. While it seems like there’s no lead, Joe comes out of his room for the first time in years to accuse Dr. Grandor due to his behavior from last episode. He is seconded by NURSE. Joe manages to convince to others to vote yes at Grandor. During the vote it’s revealed that John gave flowers to Grandor, because he was so lonely. After Grandor is voted out, it is revealed that he was one of the inventors of the sexy disease and that the disease was an experiment to cure John and Wendy. Joe then reveals himself as the psychic doctor.

Episode 3, Joe is found dead, he was in fact the psychic doctor and now his spinoff show can't happen. The group still doesn't know who to accuse, until they decide to accuse Fido, the dog. Believing that as a loyal dog, he might have been so loyal with Dr. Grandor to the point to continuing Grandor’s experiment. Fido is killed and now rests with the Murder God. Fido was innocent.

Episode 4, Natasha was struck by the sexy disease, her last words being that she is sorry for killing the dog. With three people left, Mr. Skelly reveals that one of his bones is actually a gun. With that in mind, NURSE and Mr. Skelly decide to accuse the last remaining suspect, Dr. Barber. Not only was he the murderer, he was a terrible barber. NURSE and Mr. Skelly take Barber out with the sexy disease to let Barber die beautifully.

### Scenario 2: Inertia Pines aka How Much can I reference Gravity Falls and Twin Peaks before we get sued

This scenario takes place in Inertia Pines, a sleepy town located in every state of the the Pacific Northwest mountains. However, this town is also know for its cryptid legend. The members of the town include Afton William, a man who left his job at a pizzeria in his home town. Alex the Angel who is a Wendigo, an escapee from a cartoon studio underground in Hollywood, who came here to escape from his creators. He is indeed a Wendigo, but is apparently over the whole 'devouring human flesh' thing. William "Bill" Galderson, he is the owner of the local 'Woody Cow' diner, a part-time member of the local churches, and he especially likes making pie for people. Clyde Richman, the local rich dude. John, the forest ranger. Mr. GcMillicutty, a man who lives in a cabin in the woods and is very disappointed in his 'trash child'. Old Lady Gertrude, a little old lady who lives out in the woods with her kitties who likes knitting sweaters. Tim Wickermann, a lumberjack who is not a gnome, but just very short. Watson Ever, a ten year-old child who is on holiday with his parents, who have gone missing for two months after leaving Watson in the sand pit. After the town meet-and-greet, the town goes to bed. However two members of the town are actually Wendigos who are trying to slaughter the entire town.

When the town awakes, they soon discover the dead body of Clyde Richman, mauled by Wendigos. He leaves his fortune to Old Lady Gertrude. It is also found that someone gave Watson some Pixie Stix, which make him feel a little strange. They then have to decide on a leader, Bill chooses to vote for Old Lady Gertrude, she is voted in unanimously except for Watson. Bill decides to take Cherry pie off of the menu, as it could unsettle some people due to its similarities to Clyde's flayed body. Watson accuses John on the basis that he may have been patrolling during the night, which would give him the perfect opportunity to kill someone. John says that he was indeed patrolling last night, but he was actually looking for bears, and that he would never kill anyone. John is voted innocent, and Gertrude accuses Tim, on the grounds of a pun and being a person who hangs around in the woods, just like John. As well as that, Gertrude is suspicious of the strange laugh he does whenever he makes a joke, and carrying an axe. Tim cracks under the pressure and confesses to being a gnome, and therefore couldn't be a Wendigo. Tim is deported from the town, and is revealed to be the fairy dealer.

On the second morning, Old Lady Gertrude is found dead when Bill notices that the usual request for tea is missing. She is revealed to be a townsfolk, and was killed by the Wendigos in an even more horrific manner than Clyde, leading Bill to take cherry pie off the menu for two days in a row. Needing to elect another Summer Leader, Bill is voted in unanimously. As they start trying to figure out who the next murderer is, Watson starts crying again and asks why they have to vote for anyone, and says that he doesn't want to play anymore. He says that he doesn't want to be the Detective anymore, and with a drastic shift in his voice he says that 'it's only ever caused me trouble', before going back to his usual voice. He says he has no idea where it came from, but Bill finds it suspicious and accuses him. Bill says that it is particularly odd that Watson has just been living without his parents for months with almost no problems. Watson starts breaking down even more, crying that now he will truly have no-one, knowing that his parents didn't care. The town ultimately votes to remove Watson, and as he repeats that he keeps being abandoned, his voice starts to slip in and out of the adult tone that appeared before. Then, as the Murder God is escorting Watson out, she asks him if he 'remembers'. One last time, his voice shifts to the adult-sounding one as the voice says 'Yes.' and then asks 'What have you done to me?'. The Murder God says that she hasn't done anything, to which the voice from Watson says 'I'll get you for this. You broke your promise-', but is then cut off by being removed from the game. It is found that Watson was a townsfolk.

On the third morning, however, Watson is found to be back in the town again, with seemingly no memory of what had transpired. Additionally John is found to be dead, and is revealed to be a conspiracy theorist. Bill is dismayed to go another day without cherry pie due to the Wendigo attacks, but Mr. GcMillicutty picks up that he shouldn't be making cherry pie in the first place, asking where he got the cherries. Bill shamefully admits to using cherry preserve in his pies, saying that he does it because people love the cherry pies and that he hates disappointing people. Mr. GcMillicutty says that out of the 5 people in the diner, there are two Wendigos. He says that there is one who is a Wendigo but not the right kind (referring to Alex), and that one is almost definitely not a Wendigo (referring to Watson). He adds that he sure as hell isn't a Wendigo. After revealing himself as the gunslinger, Mr. GcMillicutty accuses Bill of putting dead people into his pies and being a Wendigo. Bill is voted out, and it is found that he is a Wendigo and tells everyone that they have been eating people. This was disguised in the fact that a 'Woody Cow', the name of his diner, is another word for Wendigo.

On the next morning, Watson is found dead. Mr. GcMillicutty immediately accuses Afton of being a Wendigo. Afton protests that he's just trying to be a good person here in this town away from his pizzeria where there were all those dead children. Mr. GcMillicutty asks how the children died, and Afton says it was his father, who is missing. This seems all too convenient for Mr. GcMillicutty, and the decision falls to Alex, who asks him to show his guns. Mr. GcMillicutty proceeds to pull out, at fewest, four guns, which is enough to convince Alex to accuse Afton. Afton concedes that he is in fact a Wendigo and the conflict is resolved by killing Afton in a Wendigo battle between him and Alex.

## Starring

* Kristen Trawczynski as Murder God (Jill Cipher)
* Alex Beckham as Dr. McGillicutty and Mr. GcMillicutty
* Scott Orenstein as Fido and Tim Wickerman(n?)
* Cami-Cat as NURSE/NURSE 2 Electric Boogaloo
* Juno Son as Dr. Barber and Alex the Angel who is a Wendigo
* SplitGuardian as Dr. Grandor and Clyde Richman
* Xander as Intercom Joe and Bill Galderson
* Brodingles as Old Lady Gertrude
* QueenCreeps as Wendy Kolona and ???Watson Ever???
* Adric as Mr. Skelly (A Skeleton) and Afton William
* Kikyo Yuuki as John
* Loke as Natasha Kcuf

## Gallery

Cast of Scenario 1The Donation Wheel"It's Sexy McGillicutty Time!"Cast of Scenario 2