Night Of The Pennsylvanian Vampires

Ah, A HORRIFYING-HOWDY to you kiddies. Welcome to this FEAR-I-TATING I mean IRRITATING-ISSUE #92 OF CREEPS CASTLE! I, your HORROR-HOST, CREEPS, have a tale that really SUCKS for you heh-heh! About two Sisters, who go spend a SHRIEK-END with their Folks, during the...

It was back in the Autumn of 1960, when a young woman drove a red and white Ford Falcon down a road out, in the countryside of eastern-Pennsylvania one early-evening. Another young lady was in the passenger-seat of the car and Buddy Holly sang "Everyday" on the car-radio. "We should get there at six o'clock, Mary Anne" the young woman in the passenger-seat said to the one driving. "Yes, Sister, it shall be nice to see Mama and Papa, Kelly" Mary Anne replied to her. Mary Anne drove the red and white Ford Falcon into a town and pulled into the driveway of a home. Kelly turned off the car radio and when she and Mary Anne got out of the car, Kelly looked down at her watch. "Yes, six o'clock Mary Anne" she said to her, smiling. "Good timing Kelly" Mary Anne said to her, smiling back. There was a man who staggered up the sidewalk to Mary Anne then. He had bulging eyes, staring right at her through his glasses. "Ah, good evening. We have awakened within Springford here!" he said to her, eerily. The man staggered away from Mary Anne and both she and Kelly looked at him, scared.

Kelly rang the doorbell of the house and an older man answered the door. "Kelly, Mary Anne. come on in" he said to them, hugging them. "Papa hi" they replied to him. Mary Anne and Kelly sat in chairs within the living room and their father sat down in another chair, smoking a cigar. "Well, we're going to have a ball this weekend girls" he said to them. "Yes Papa. Springford seems peculiar tonight" Mary Anne said to him. "Oh. Well, about the only peculiar thing in this town here, is that mausoleum Mary Anne dear" Papa told her. "Oh. The legend of those two vampires within the mausoleum. I remember" Kelly said. An older woman came into the living-room and sat down in another chair. "Supper's almost ready Kelly and Mary Anne" she told them with a grin. "Good Mama" they both replied to her. Outside, it grew darker and the man who had seen Mary Anne, staggered along the sidewalk in a daze. He looked up, at the red moon and his bulging eyes became black, with glowing-white pupils within them. As he stood in his black suit and white tie with gray and black daisies on it, the man grew two very long, razor-sharp fangs of white, shooting out of his upper-mouth. His lips became black, and the vampire with short, straight, blond hair, staggered away in his black dress-shoes, eerily hissing.

Meanwhile, Mary Anne walked out the backdoor of the house and looked up, at the starry-sky. A robber hurried into the backyard and held a pistol to Mary Anne's forehead. "Stay quiet sweetheart. Or I'll blow your brains out. We're gonna go into your house here, and I'll swipe everything" he said to her, with Mary Anne gasping in fear and surprise. The vampire staggered into the backyard and hissed eerily at the robber then. It attacked him, causing the robber to fire his gun into the air, as it drove its fangs into his throat, clutching onto his shoulders. The robber screamed in pain and surprised-horror, writhing back and forth with the vampire. Mary Anne screamed in horror at the sight, and as the monster hissed eerily, it and the robber fell to the ground into the shadows. Mary Anne heard the sickening-sounds of tearing flesh, among the hissing. Mary Anne ran back into the house and latched the backdoor then. She looked out the window beside the backdoor then. The vampire staggered out of the shadows and came to the window, blinking his black eyes with his shining-white pupils through his glasses. It slapped its hands on the window and Mary Anne gasped. She ran through the kitchen, into the living-room, seeing another robber aiming a rifle at Papa, Mama and Kelly. Meanwhile, a shadowy-shape staggered out of a mausoleum, short and hissing away. They staggered into the moonlight and were a girl, dressed in a dirty-white dress, having long, straight, blonde hair, and dead white flesh. She walked out of a cemetery in her are feet, and suddenly, her right eyeball that was visible grew black. The pupil glowed-white, and her left eyeball that was partially-covered by her hair also grew black. The girl grew two long and pointy fangs of yellow, and kept on hissing, being a vampire. She made her way around a street-corner, hissing away.

"No one move an inch while I rob ya, or you'll all be dead!" the robber threatened Mama, Papa, Mary Anne and Kelly. Mama, Papa and Kelly sat in the chairs looking terrified at the robber, and Mary Anne stood still, looking frightened at him. The robber put a vase into a sack he had and Mary Anne looked over at her sister. Kelly looked back at her. The burglar grabbed a bottle of Jack Daniel's Whiskey from on the coffee table and drank some of the whiskey. Meanwhile, the vampire girl made it to the front yard of the house, her hair blew in the wind. She got to the front door and hissed, as she hit it over and over with her pale-white hands. Everybody looked at the front door and the robber put his sack down and answered the door. He gasped in surprised-terror, the vampire girl staring at him with her razor-sharp fangs of yellow hanging down from out of her mouth. The robber shot his rifle at the monster, causing yellow slime to ooze out of the bullet-hole within its chest. The burglar backed up and the vampire staggered into the living room. Kelly, Mary Anne, Mama and Papa all screamed in fear at her. The robber ran to the back door and swung it open. The other vampire stood there, hissing and put his now-pale-hand on the side of the doorway. "We're coming to feast on you sir!" he said to the robber and hissed. The burglar screamed and backed up, as the male vampire staggered into the kitchen then.

The robber fired his rifle at the thing, causing white slime to ooze out of the bullet-hole in its chest. The vampire backed the robber into the living-room and everybody else screamed, seeing it. The two vampires backed him into the doorway of a cellar, hissing away at him. The robber backed up through the doorway and fell down the cellar-stairs, screaming. The robber was lying on his side at the bottom of the stairs, groaning in pain. "Oh crap, my leg is broken!" he said to himself, feeling it. Then he looked up the steps, seeing the male vampire following the vampire girl down them. As they both hissed at him, the burglar screamed in terror. He fired his gun, shooting the vampire girl within her pale white forehead. More yellow slime dripped and oozed out of the wound, as she hissed more aggressively. The monsters reached him, the vampire girl attacked him, plunging her two pointy fangs of yellow directly into the side of his head, as he jerked it back into the shadows. While the robber screamed some more, the other vampire chewed on his broken leg, tearing his pant-leg open with its razor blade-like fangs of white.

Papa looked down the staircase at the terrifying scene and gasped, putting his hand over his mouth. "George dear, what's going on?" Mama asked Papa, frightened. "Those two vampires are draining the robber of his blood, Jane" George replied to her. Jane got up and hugged him, looking down at the writhing vampires shaking back and forth, kneeling over the burglar. Jane walked back into the living room and George slammed the cellar-door shut. George, Jane and their daughters each hugged each other in a group hug, standing in the living-room together. During the evening, a policeman and George both hesitantly walked down the cellar stairs, the policeman aiming his gun in the air. The vampires were at the foot of the steps, gnawing on the skeleton of the dead robber. They both looked up at the policeman and George, standing up immediately. "We saved you and your Family sir from those two robbers. We shall both return to our mausoleum before dawn comes" the male vampire spoke to George. The vampire girl smiled at George and the policeman. "Thank you both of you Creatures, We will appreciate it a lot" George said to them, hesitantly. Both vampires smiled and faded-out, disappearing. George and the policeman both gasped and trembled. The policeman drug the skeleton of the robber out of the cellar, and George, Jane, Mary Anne and Kelly all followed him out, into the backyard. The policeman let go of the skeletal-hand of the corpse. He shined his flashlight on the skeleton of the other robber in the backyard.

Those vampires had a BONE TO PICK with those robbers eh, Kiddies? What a REVOLTING-RELIEF for Mary Anne, Kelly, Jane and George at least. It rather SUCKED for the vampires though ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!