Amanolla Family Reunion

### Characters (in order of appearance)

Space Tree, The Commander, Professor Clerman, The Amanolla Family, Ghost Spider (non-speaking cameo), Anti Space Terrorists

## Credits

### Credits

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A bunch of Allon's family members come looking for Allon, who was left stranded on some planet two episodes ago. Professor Clerman is now posing as Allon on the ship, and will go to great lengths to keep his identity a secret. Guest starring Bryan Waterman as Mr. and Mrs. Amanolla.

## Transcript

*{Commander X and Professor Clerman are sitting at a chess-like board game.}*

**Space Tree**: Hey Allon, I just got a call from your parents, and it seems like they're coming around here to see their son today, which is you.

**Professor Clerman**: My parents, you say?

**Space Tree**: That is correct.

**Professor Clerman**: Well, I'd better go get ready to see *my parents*.

**Space Tree**: Yes you should.

**Professor Clerman**: *{Zooming in on Professor Clerman}* Oh no, my whole scheme is going to go down the drain when they find out I am not, in fact, Allon, but someone impersonating him! I'm doomed!

**Space Tree**: Yeah, you might want to whisper stuff like that.

*{Professor Clerman stares blankly then runs off the screen, Space Tree takes his place at the game table.}*

**Space Tree**: Hmm, Allon sure is acting odd, eh Commander?

**Commander X**: No he's not, you stupid tree.

*{Mr. Amanolla runs up to the table.}*

**Mr. Amanolla**: Hello there Space Tree, my strapping good friend. I was just looking for my son Allon. It has recently occurred to my wife and I that he hadn't been home in about two months.

**Space Tree**: Oh yeah, well, he's right down that hall Mr. Amanolla.

**Mr. Amanolla**: Thank you Space Tree! What a kind, young, strapping young lad you are. *{Mr. Amanolla whips his head back and forth with each "strap"}* Strappity-strap-strap-straperoo!

**Space Tree**: Uh, yeah.

*{Mr. Amanolla walks off down the hallway.}*

**Commander X**: Did you see that? He didn't even give me a greeting. And I'll tell you why it is... because I'm not green. Yeah. Think about *that* one, Space Tree.

*{We now see Mr. Amanolla walking into a room, where Professor Clerman is wearing a name tag that says "My Name is Not Allon!" He is still, however, wearing Allon's hat. The wall says "UNSUSPICIOUS"}*

**Mr. Amanolla**: Knockety-knock-knockeroo! *{Mr. Amanolla ducks into the doorway}* Hello there son, I'm *{Mr. Amanolla mumbles, surprised to see Professor Clerman instead of Allon}* Oh I'm sorry, I was told that my strapping young son Allon was in here.

**Professor Clerman**: Allon, you say? Sounds like somebody has their wires crossed, doesn't it? It's just me in here, heh. Imagine that, thinking I was Allon.

*{Mr. Amanolla sees Allon's hat, shown by a dotted line from Mr. Amanolla's monacle to Allon's hat. At the end of the dotted line is an exclamation mark.}*

**Mr. Amanolla**: Is that Allon's hat?

*{Professor Clerman is shown without a hat}*

**Professor Clerman**: I'm not wearing a hat.

**Mr. Amanolla**: Oh, you'll have to forgive me. I must be hallucinating from all those strapping narcotics I smoked earlier.

*{Professor Clerman is now wearing Allon's hat on the hump on his back. He nods at Mr. Amanolla's comment about narcotics. The screen wipes to Mr. Amanolla in the airlock, which is now labelled "Allon's room, (not airlock)"}*

**Mr. Amanolla**: So, you're saying that my son will be here soon?

**Professor Clerman**: Well, this is his room. *{Professor Clerman points at the sign.}* Hey, look at that, we just kind of rhymed there.

**Mr. Amanolla**: Indeed, we did! I'll have to tell that to my strapping wife when she comes inside!

**Professor Clerman**: You mean, your wife is here too.

**Mr. Amanolla**: Yes, she's just outside, parking the car. I'd be doing it myself, but as you can see, it would be rather difficult for me to steer...

*{Professor Clerman is looking at a printout underneath the airlock release button. It reads "Hell yes."}*

**Professor Clerman**: Uh-oh! According to this readout here, this airlock release button can only be activated about once a week! Looks like I'd better get every potentially threatening character inside here before I press this button, or I could be in reeeal pickle-slicer. *{Professor Clerman looks at Mr. Amanolla}* Also, I probably should have whispered that.

*{The screen wipes back to Space Tree and Commander X, sitting at the board game.}*

**Space Tree**: What the hell is this game, anyway?

**Commander X**: I dunno, the pieces are glued to the board.

*{Mrs. Amanolla runs in}*

**Mrs. Amanolla**: Hello there boys, how are you? I'm Allon's mother! Now where's that little *bastard* at?

**Space Tree**: Uh, he's right down that hall.

**Mrs. Amanolla**: Thanks, you big tree bastard aaaaaaaaahhh! *{Mrs. Amanolla runs off down the hallway.}*

**Commander X**: Hey, Allon's mom is pretty hot, huh? Too bad she's probably not into non-alien, non-green guys like myself.

**Space Tree**: Yeah, plus I'm pretty sure her alien species doesn't have any sexual organs.

**Commander X**: Hey, whoa. No need to get crude, Space Tree.

*{Allon's Older Brother appears.}*

**Allon's Older Brother**: How goes it fellows, I'm Allon's older brother and I just...

**Space Tree**: Yeah, he's down that hall.

**Allon's Older Brother**: Much obliged.

*{Allon's Older Brother kicks Commander X before walking off down the hallway. Allon's Crazy Uncle bounces in.}*

**Allon's Crazy Uncle**: Hey everybody, I'm Allon's crazy uncle, now who wants to touch my coins, huh-heh! *{Allon's Crazy Uncle pauses, stops smiling.}* He... he's down the hall, right?

**Space Tree**: Yeah.

*{Allon's Crazy Uncle walks off holding his sacks of coins as Allon's Cousin wheels in.}*

**Allon's Cousin**: I have been paralyzed from the neck down, and you're going to deny me the chance to see my cousin Allon?!

**Space Tree**: No, he's right down there!

**Allon's Cousin**: You son of a bitch. *{Allon's Cousin moves back and forth in his wheelchair, as though having difficulty with the controls.}* Let me just... back up a bit... yeah, hold on... *{Space Tree walks off, throws an arrow on the game board pointing towards the hallway}* Huh, yeah, screw you, Tree-man!

*{Allon's Sister bounces in}*

**Allon's Sister**: That sign indicates that I should go in that di-rection, so that is just what I will do! Hooray!

*{Allon's Sister bounces off. Allon's Crazy Uncle appears in front of the game board}*

**Allon's Crazy Uncle**: Hey, it's me again, I just got a little lost. *{Allon's Crazy Uncle laughs, pulls out his coins. The screen wipes and we see all of the Amanolla family members crowded into "Allon's Room."}*

**Professor Clerman**: Okay, now this better be every one of you people, or I swear to god I'm gonna...

*{The camera moves backwards and we see Allon's Great-Great Grandfather}*

**Allon's Great-Great Grandfather**: I'm Allon's Great-Great Grandfather, and I...

*{Professor Clerman picks up Allon's Great-Great Grandfather and throws him into "Allon's Room", but his legs stick out}*

**Professor Clerman**: Yeah, whatever, just get in the airlock.

**Allon's Sister**: *(Poking out)* Airlock?

**Professor Clerman**: I mean, Allon's... airlock...whatever.

*{Professor Clerman goes over to the airlock release button and presses it. An error box pops up, titled "Error: No error," and containing the message "Airlock error 21: more like airsock." He continues to press it, generating more errors.}*

**Professor Clerman**: Oh son of a... *{Slow space music begins playing, the error messages drift away}* well, I guess that's it, that blows my whole plan! I may as well give up now and admit de... *{A bell begins playing, Professor Clerman is surrounded by yellow from two lightbulbs. The words "IDEA!" and "HOORAY!" are floating next to him, and his name tag now reads "YES!" After a moment he looks annoyed. The screen wipes to Professor Clerman writing CLERMAN on a boarded-up airlock.}*

**Narrator**: And so, Professor Clerman sealed up the Amanolla family inside the ship's airlock, where they lived for three more generations *{The ship is shown floating through space}* until space was finally destroyed *{Everything is whited out except for black dots which indicate stars and Ghost Spider, who floats past}* by a group of space terrorists.

*{A ship control desk, very similar to Space Tree's ship, is now shown. Space Terrorist 1 (Jim) and Space Terrorist 2 are standing in front of monitors smiling at each other in front of some TERRORISM! equipment. "Pre-enactment" is displayed.}*

**Space Terrorist 1 (Jim)**: Hahaha! Space is destroyed, and now we shall live in anti-space forevermore!

**Space Terrorist 2**: That's what you think! *{Space Terrorist 2 tears off his "No" symbol to reveal a green checkmark.}*

**Space Terrorist 1 (Jim)**: What?

**Space Terrorist 2**: I'm actually an undercover space agent, and I'm going to put a stop to your terrorist activities before it's too late!

**Space Terrorist 1 (Jim)**: But it is too late. You just watched me destroy space.

**Space Terrorist 2**: *(After a moment)* I'm actually a terrorist! *{Space Terrorist 2 tears off the checkmark to reveal a "No" symbol, then holds up a cake with candles while Jim smiles}* Haha! Happy birthday Jim.

## Easter Eggs

* You can click on the OK on the error pop-ups to close them.

## Fun Facts

* This is the last episode that required the viewer to press a "play" button after loading.
* The Airlock error that pops up reads: "Airlock error 21: more like airsock". 21 is the number of the episode.
* Bryan Waterman voices Allon's parents.
* The Flash animation's screen size again increases in this episode.

## References

* Professor Clerman etching his name into the boarded up airlock is likely a reference to Back to the Future III.