Yandere Nurse Breaks In

Yandere Girlfriend arrives to help her boyfriend recover from heat exhaustion.

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{laughing} Baby? Baby? Wakey, wakey... Wake up. Wake up, angel. Woah woah woah woah! Hey, hey, hey calm down, there's no need for that. Hey. Come on. Come on. It's fine. It's me! Look. You're okay. You know you're safe with me. Hmm? How did I get in here?

Well, you see, after you were admitted to hospital I was so lonely at home on my own, and the nurse said you weren't allowed visitors so I was really worrying about you. Yeah. Also I just wanted to see if you really did have heat exhaustion, because it's not like I was chasing you in the woods for very long. I mean, how much of a sweat can you work up in the shade of England of all places, really? But, I digress!

I was so terribly worried and thought (even though you could be lying) so I thought what what a good girlfriend / future wife do? She would break into the hospital, again. Round 2: Blood Transfusion Boogaloo, and come and see you!

Well that nurse pissed me off so naturally i had a stern word with her while she was on her smoke break and took her uniform. Don't I look cute? What do you think? I think it really suits me! Hmm? Where is she? Well... I put her in the bin. Yeah. The dumpster, or like whatever? She had it coming to her! Something about you being under police protection? Is there something I need to know about? ...No? Oh, goody. Move over.

Don't you worry, you can relax now, I'm here. will take care of you and nurse you back to health. Firstly, I need a little lie down though. Let me sleep on your chest like a good baby.

I said let me sleep on your chest like a good baby.

Thank you. You know, I scraped my knee climbing through one of the back windows to get in here. You're going to have to kiss it better later. I ripped the knee of my trousers, and I borrowed them off Lilico. She's gonna kill me. I have really missed you, darling. Truly.

Practicing guitar at home just isn't the same knowing you aren't chained to a radiator in the basement, listening. It took me a long time to find you, and i was really worried i never would, but I persisted and I didn't give up. Why? Because I love you, of course. Silly baby. I have never loved anyone like i've loved you.

I don't want to be without you ever. I'm so lonely when you aren't with me, Don't run off anymore. Please. We can have a really beautiful life together if you would just stop running from it. No one will be as dedicated to you as I am. Never ever!

I want to fall asleep with you in our bed at our house, I want to spend the summer in our garden and have road trips in our- well, the car that i stole that now belongs to us. I know i'm not exactly the most conventional kind of girl, and maybe I'm not the best driver, but I really love you.

I'll always work hard towards our life together. Yes? You will? You will come home? Really? Well let's go then. I'll unhook you from the IV. Not now? Well why not? Oh who cares about a doctor discharge? I can take care of you at home. I even have the outfit now! It is in dire need of some ribbons adding or making shorter but still. No. No, there is no time to waste. Come now. Hold my hand. Be quiet, and do as I say. All right?

In here. Shh... Stay still. Okay, I think they're gone. Follow me. Through here. That's it. Come on. Hold my hand again. This way. We did it! I know! They only use that room for storing paper towels so I guess they don't remember to lock the window so much. Idiots.

Oh, I'm so happy! Thank you for coming back with me. Here. You lie down in the back. Ignore the tools, I lost my tookit case thingy. You just lie down. I can make us hot chocolate when we get home, and tomorrow I will get your IV from the hospital, and you can just take it easy at home with me! You know, you're very lucky. Not many people have their own stay-at-home nurse, especially not one this young! Get some rest, baby... {humming}