Dragon Ball OS: Cultural Shock (Fanfiction)

Fanfiction Which Was Based On Dragon Ball OS

Main Characters

Seri/Tightsika/Bulchi/Bran/Kiana Ora/Marissa/Taylor/Rose/Cressa/Magnet/Gine/Mara/Jade- Seri Has Long Dark Brown Upwards Spiked Hair With One Bang Sticking Out On Top And Darker Maroon Red Sideways Spiked Hair Seri Was Hazelnut Skinned Seri Has Darker Brown Eyebrows Seri Has Black Eyelids Seri Wore White Lenses With Light Purple Eyes And Black Irises Seri Had An Black Nose Seri Has An Black Mouth Shaped Like An Smile Seri Wore An Orange Necklace Seri Wore An Black Top With Orange Pads Showing Her Huge Hazelnut Black Outlined Boobs And Hazelnut Muscular Curved Stomach Seri Wore White Baggy Pants Showing Her Big Ass Seri Wore Dark Red High Socks Seri Wore Black Shoes Seri Wore Black Wristbands

Goku- Raditz Surprisingly Offered Goku An Senzu Beans After Raditz Kidnapped Goku's Adult Son Gohan Goku Seeing This As An Chance To Be With Chi-Chi Accepted Goku Then Orders To Get The Strongest Fighters Available To Fight The Saiyan Invaders Who Raditz Said Will Come Back To Kill Off The Earthlings Trunks Brought In Future Gohan And Future Trunks Goku Smiled And Said I Like The Way You Think Trunks

Vegeta- Vegeta Asked Goku What Was Going On Goku Said Raditz Kidnapped Gohan Vegeta Was Angry And Pissed Off Vegeta Smirked And Said Alright Kakarot You Win I'll Join In

Piccolo- Piccolo Who Had No Idea That His Student Gohan Was Kidnapped By Raditz Piccolo Hated Raditz Just As Much As Goku Did

Future Bulma Briefs- Bulma Who Was Revealed As Jonathan's Mother Has Gotten Extremely Powerful During Her Training In The Future Timeline Bulma Briefs Who Had An Power Level Of 987,000,000,000 Was Stronger

Future Vegeta- Vegeta Wants One Thing And That Is To See Raditz Dead At The Hands Of Jonathan And Goku

Dende- The Young Teenager Namekian Adult Who Possesses The Ability To Heal Anyone

Trunks- Trunks Who Finds Himself In An Upcoming Battle Trunks Is 25 In This Fanfiction

Gohan- Gohan 25 Years Old Proclaimed As The Most Powerful Being On Earth Was Kidnapped By Raditz Gohan And Raditz Soon Realized That The Earth Was In Danger Raditz Wondered If He Did Something Wrong To Cause Trouble

Future Bulla Briefs- Bulla Giggled At The Prospect Of Joining Other Saiyans Such As Jonathan Himself In An Battle For Earth

Bardock- Bardock Was Livid And Pissed Off When He Found Out That Gohan Was Kidnapped By Raditz Bardock Blamed It On Raditz Bardock Was Determined To Get His Son Gohan Back

Future Gohan- The Alternate Timeline Counterpart Of Gohan He Being Much Stronger And More Experienced

Jonathan- The Powerful Saiyan From Earth Volunteers To Fight Alongside Them

Future Goku- The Future Timeline Counterpart Of Goku Goku Has Goku's Kamehameha Technique And Is Stronger Than Ever Before

Goten- Goten Along With His Wife Valese Decided To Train In Preparation For The Saiyan Invaders In 11 Years

Valese- Valese Is Full Of Surprises Valese Could Use Her Dodon Ray And Galick Gun Valese Finally Mastered Her Super Saiyan Form

Chi-Chi- Chi-Chi Was Devastated When She Finds Out That Her Son Gohan Was Kidnapped By Raditz That Gave Chi-Chi Motivation To Train Herself Hard

Lime- The Young 19 Year Old Girl Encounters Trunks Lime Has Proven Herself To Be Both Dependable And Reliable Lime Is Actually A Lot Stronger Than She Looks Lime Is Quite Useful In Battle

Future Trunks- After Receiving Word From Goku That The Saiyan Invaders Were Planning To Exterminate The Earth Population Future Trunks And Future Lime Travel To The Present Timeline

King Furry- Trunks Visited King Furry At His Palace Informing Him Of The Saiyan Invaders But Assured Him That He's Gathered The Strongest Fighters Available

Future Pan- Pan Who Had No Idea That Gohan Was Kidnapped By Raditz Pan Decided To Train Herself For The Arrival Of The Saiyan Invaders

Kathleen Buu, Leigh Buu, Jessica Buu, Molly Buu, Natasha Buu, Leslie Buu, Becky Buu, Allison Buu, Julie Buu, Julia Buu, Donna Buu, Denise Buu, Michelle Buu, Monica Buu, Mariah Buu, Tiffany Buu And Lacey Buu -Kathleen Buu Has Extremely Long Two Pink Downward Hairs W/1 Sideways Antenna Kathleen Buu Is Pink Skinned Kathleen Buu  Has Pink/Black Ear Holes Ms Buu Has Black Eyebrows And Black Eyelashes Kathleen Buu Has Black Eyelids Kathleen Buu Has Dark Maroon Red Eyes Ms Buu Wore Dark Purple Lipstick Kathleen Buu Buu Wore An Light Yellow/White Tubetop Showing Her Extremely Huge Pink Boobs And Big Wide Pink Stomach W/Black Belly Button Kathleen Buu Wore An Black/Yellow Bowl Shaped Belt With The Majin Symbol In Light Black Font Kathleen Buu Wore White Baggy Pants Which Show Her Huge Legs And Huge Ass Kathleen Buu Wore Black High Socks Kathleen Buu Wore Dark Brown Sandal Shoes Kathleen Buu Wore Black/Yellow Wristbands Kathleen Buu Has Black Dots On Her Head, Chest And Arms

Villains

Frieza- Frieza Did His Best To Warned Everyone On Earth About The Saiyan Invaders Goku And Frieza Fought On Planet Namek With Goku As An Super Saiyan And Finally Defeated Frieza Or So Goku Thought

King Cold- The Father Of Both Frieza And Cooler He Bragging With Bravado That He Beat Trunks But Jonathan Shut His Ass Up With His Super Kamehameha Obliterated King Cold Into Oblivion And Smithereens Bardock Laughed As King Cold Screamed Out In Agony In The Anime But Here King Cold And Mecha Frieza Are Less Of An Villain And More Of An Good Guy

The Ginyu Force (Captain Ginyu, Jeice, Burter, Guldo And Recoome)- Jonathan Single Handedly Destroyed Them With His Super Kamehameha

Cooler- Cooler Thinks There's No Way That Jonathan Could Beat Him But Was Proven Wrong Again

Leigh/Jessica/Molly/Natasha/Leslie/Becky/Allison/Julie/Julia/Donna/Denise/Michelle/Monica (Jonathan)- Leigh Wore An White Helmet Leigh Is Dark Purple Skinned Leigh Has Blue Eyelids Leigh Wore White Lenses With Red Eyes Leigh Wore An Black Top Showing Her Big Dark Purple Boobs And Dark Purple Curved Stomach Leigh Wore Black Jeans Showing Her Big Ass Leigh Wore Black Boots

Android 17- He Along With Android 18 Decided To Terrorize The Earth Only For Jonathan And Trunks To Beat Their Asses He Was Later Absorbed By Imperfect Cell Who Became Semi-Perfect Cell

Android 18- She Likes Destruction But Two Certain Saiyans Hinder Their Plans She Was Later Absorbed By Semi-Perfect Cell Who Became Perfect Cell

Majin Buu- The Ancient Monster Created Ions Ago By Bibidi Kid Buu Then Absorbed The Southern Supreme Kai And Then Absorbed Grand Supreme Kai Becoming The Fat Majin Buu Bibidi Sealed Majin Buu In An Coconut Ball For Years Until Babidi Released Him He Was Then Eaten By Evil Buu Who Became Super Buu

Super Buu (Base Form, No Absorptions)- The Original Appearance Of Super Buu With Silver Eyes He Brutally Killed Smitty Using The Dangerous Liquid Bomb Expanding Smitty Until He Violently Explodes Super Buu Then Goes To Kami's Lookout And Almost Killed Chi-Chi Only For Vegeta To Scolded Him Jonathan Taken Chi-Chi Back To Goku's House

Super Buu (Gotenks And Piccolo Absorbed)- Super Buu Absorbed Both Gotenks And Piccolo To Gain The Advantage However He Was Overwhelmed By The Power Of Hyper Super Saiyan Jonathan, Hyper Super Saiyan Goku And Hyper Super Saiyan Vegeta Jonathan Fired His Super Kamehameha, Goku Fired His Kamehameha And Vegeta Fired His Galick Gun The Combined Blasts Overtook Super Buu And Obliterated Him Into Oblivion And Smithereens

The Saiyan Army- Lead By Nappa And Raditz They Travel To Earth Where They Detect High Power Levels Goku Unknowingly Critically Injures Gohan With His Kamehameha On Accident Gohan Yelped In Pain Goku Encouraged It Chi-Chi Was Absolutely Livid With Goku And Slapped Goku Dropping Goku To The Floor Chi-Chi Secretly Pledged Her Allegiance To The Saiyan Army Raditz Smirked Jonathan Who Was Fuming With Anger Suddenly Transformed Into An Super Saiyan And Smacked Chi-Chi Down To The Floor Chi-Chi Yelled Demanding To Know Who Did That Jonathan In His Super Saiyan Form Defiantly Said I Did It Would Proven To Be His Downfall And Jonathan Was Knocked Out Cold The Saiyans Leave The Earth In Shambles Destroyed Piccolo Cursed Himself For Not Warning Jonathan About Chi-Chi Jonathan Understood Piccolo Goku Was Livid Absolutely Livid And Pissed Off Goku Can't Believe Chi-Chi Would Do That To Him Goku Calmed Himself Down And Smiled With Good Intentions Which Essentially Started The Saiyan Army Saga Goten And Goku Facepalmed At The Realization That They Could Restore Earth With The Dragon Balls

## Chapter 1: Saiyan Saga (1989-90)

Part One: Gohan's Kidnapping

* At The Kame House\*

Gohan: I Have An Bad Feeling About This

Goku: What Makes You Say That Gohan

Gohan: Apparently Vegeta Told Me About Your Brother Raditz

Bardock: Wait Raditz?

Gohan: Yes Raditz

Bardock: So Raditz Is Coming I See

Gohan: Yes

Goku: Dammit Not Raditz

Bardock: \*Scoffed\* If Raditz Thinks That He's Going To Kidnap Gohan Then He's Sadly Mistaken

* BOOOOM An Saiyan Pod Crashed On Earth \*

Bardock: Pfft It's Probably That Retard Raditz Again

* Outside\*

Raditz: We Meet Again Kakarot So Tell Me Did You Complete Your Mission

Goku: I Actually Forgot About It

Raditz: Kakarot You Idiot You Were Supposed To Exterminate All Humans And Get Earth Ready To Be Sold For Profit In The Planet Trade Organization

Goku: My Name Is Not Kakarot It's Goku You Idiot

Raditz: Feisty Are We? Take This \*Knees Goku In The Chest\*

Goku: Aaaaaargh \*Falls Over In Pain\*

Gohan: Dad!!! You Bastard I Won't Let You Get Away With That

* Raditz Kidnapped Gohan\*

Gohan: Daddy Help Me

Raditz: \*Laughing\* Really Gohan Is That It Hahahahaha You're Pathetic Excuse Of An Saiyan

Bardock: That's It Gohan Is Not Pathetic Excuse Of An Saiyan

Raditz: Oh Is That So \*Tossed Bardock Into The Air\*

Bardock: Aaaaaargh

.\*Bardock Is Flown In The Air\*

Raditz: \*Charging His Body Up\* Hahahahaha This Is The End For You Bardock Hahahahaha \*Fired The Electricity Ball Up Into The Sky Towards Bardock\*

Bardock: Raditz Please No

Raditz: \*Smirked\* Oh Really

Bardock: Aaaaaargh \*His Eyes Bulge Out\*

* BOOOOM Bardock Was Obliterated Into Oblivion And Smithereens By Raditz Dirty Fireworks\*

Goku: \*Twitching\* You Bastard How Dare You How How Dare Youu!!!!!

* Lightning Strikes Repeatedly\*

Gohan: Daddy?

Goku: \*His Hair Flicker Between His Natural Black And Super Saiyan Yellow His Eyes Flicker Between His Natural Black And Teal Green\* I'm Sorry Gohan But I Have To Do This \*Sobbing And Then Yelling At The Top Of His Lungs\* Aaaaaargh

Raditz: Impossible Gohan Why Didn't You Tell Me That Goku Was Transforming Into An Super Saiyan

Gohan: Isn't It Obvious

Part Two: Goku The Super Saiyan

* The Winds Die Down\*

Super Saiyan Goku: Raditz You Heartless Bastard You Killed My Father Bardock I Hope You Will Burn In Hell

Raditz: Screw This I'm Outta Here

* Raditz Disappeared Into The Woods With Gohan\*

Super Saiyan Goku: Well That Obviously Didn't Go As Planned Now Did It

* Everyone Gasped At Goku's Appearance\*

Vegeta: Kakarot You're An Super Saiyan

Super Saiyan Goku: \*Laughed\* Hahahahaha Yeah You're Right

Bulma Briefs : This Early In The Saiyan Saga? This Is Ridiculous

* Hours Later\*

Bardock: Hahahahaha Raditz Really Was An Idiot He Didn't Kill Me

Goku: Damn Nobody Survived That Attack

Bardock: If We're Going To Get Gohan Back We Must Use An Strategic Plan

Goku: \*Smirked\* Are You Thinking What I'm Thinking

Bardock: Oh Hell Yeah We Can Kick Raditz Ass

Goku: Damn Straight

Piccolo: \*Smirked\* Oh So You Two Decided To Take Raditz On I'm Joining In Too How About You Vegeta

Vegeta: Oh Hell Yeah

* They Reach The Woods\*

Goku: Alright Raditz Hand Over My Son Gohan Now

Raditz: \*Scoffed\* If You Really Think That I Would Hand Over Gohan To You You Are An Retard

Piccolo: Pfft Yeah Right As If Your Threats Are Serious Hahahahaha

* An Impromptu Brawl Broke Out\*

Goku: What Are You Doing Raditz

Raditz: Oh This? \*Presses Button\*

* Inside The Saiyan Pod\*

Gohan: \*Coughing\* What The Hell Is This Stuff Wait An Minute It's Sleeping Gas \*Passed Out\*

* Gohan's Saiyan Pod Was Launched Into Space\*

Raditz: Hahahahaha You're An Weak Fool If You Think You Have An Remote Chance Of Beating Me

Bardock: Wait Goku Can Hold On To Raditz While Piccolo Is Charging Up His Special Beam Cannon

Goku: Brilliant

* Hours Later\*

Goku: \*Revived By An Senzu Beans\* Wait Where Did Raditz And Bardock Go?

Vegeta: Kakarot Bardock Betrayed You

Goku: Dammit I Knew That Was Going To Happen And They Have Gohan With Them

Vegeta: That No Good Piece Of Low Ranking Saiyan Soldier Trash Raditz He Stooped This Low To Get What He Wanted

* Meanwhile\*

Soko: Jonathan Honey Are You Here

Jonathan: Mother? How'd You Get Here

Soko: \*Giggled And Smiled\* By My Saiyan Pod Of Course

Colleen: Jonathan You're Grown Up \*Hugged Jonathan\*

Jonathan: \*Laughed\* Hahahahaha It's Nice To Have Family Coming To Visit You

Part Three: Assembling An Team

* Hours Later\*

Seri: Well With All That Has Happened Recently It's Important That We Trained For The Saiyan Invaders In 11 Years

Rose: So Basically We're Going To Train

* Hours Later\*

Vegeta: What The Hell Who Did This To You Girls

Seri: It Was Chi-Chi

Vegeta:. \*Scoffed\*  Well That's Obvious

* Hours Later\*

Goku: That Attack Was Unacceptable Behavior And Uncalled For

Vegeta: Exactly

Chi-Chi: \*Grinned\* Oh You Didn't Realized That I Was Secretly Pledged My Allegiance To The Saiyan Army Behind Your Back

Goku: Get Out Now

* As Chi-Chi Leaves And Giggled She Fired An Ki Blast Through Goku's Chest\*

Goku: Aaaaaargh \*Collapsed Into The Ground In Pain\* Dammit Not Again

Trunks: I Warned You Goku She Was Very Evil

Goku: Now That You Mentioned It She Is Evil

Piccolo: Dammit Chi-Chi You Went Too Far This Time

* Outside\*

Chi-Chi: Nappa I Took Out Goku \*Giggled And Smiled\*

Nappa: Excellent Work Chi-Chi Welcome To The Saiyan Army

* Inside Goku's House\*

Goku: I Really Wish  We Had Gohan He's Practically Our Best Fighter That We Have

Future Gohan: I'm Way Stronger Than Gohan And I'm More Experienced In Battle

Goku: Alright Gohan Wait Which Gohan Are You

Future Lime: What Do You Mean

Future Bulma Briefs: I'm Thinking That The Saiyan Army Has An Stacked Roster With The Elite Generals

Future Goku: Agreed

Future Lime: Considering The Fact That Chi-Chi Betrayed Us Abd Joined The Saiyan Army

Future Vegeta: Chi-Chi Is Evil That's Pretty Obvious

Future Bulma Briefs: Yeah But Chi-Chi Has Bad Intentions Of Killing Us All

Future Gohan: To Answer Your Question I Am The Future Counterpart Of Gohan

* Jonathan Walked In Banged Up\*

Jonathan: Chi-Chi Beaten Me Up For No Apparent Reason At All

Goku: \*Fuming With Rage\* She's Going To Regret Doing That

Future Bulma Briefs: Oh No My Honey

Future Lime: Wow That's Messed Up

Future Trunks: That's Just Wrong

Future Bulma Briefs: Chi-Chi Went Way Too Far

Future Trunks: Agreed

Future Goten: Why Would She Do That

Future Gohan: \*Fuming With Rage\* \*Yelling\* Chi-Chi Get Your Ass In Here

Chi-Chi: \*Smirked\* What Are You Going To Do About It

Future Lime: I Think We Know What's Coming Next

Future Goku: Indeed

Future Gohan: \*Takes An Swing At Chi-Chi\*

* BOOOOM The Punch Connected Dropping Chi-Chi To The Ground\*

Goku : Hahahahaha Chi-Chi Got Knocked Out

Future Lime: Damn

Future Bulma Briefs: Hahahahaha Chi-Chi Had It Coming

Future Lime: Agreed

Future Gohan: Oops Sorry About That

Trunks: Guys I Think Chi-Chi Is Angry Now

Goku: Shit Run Away

* They Start Running\*

Future Gohan: I Should've Never Did That

Goku: Actually It Had To Be Done

Trunks: Keep Running

Lime: Right

* They Reach The Capsule Corporation Building\*

Future Lime: Who Is Going To Knock On The Door

Goku: \*Knocked On Door\*

* Vegeta Answers The Door\*

Vegeta: Kakarot What Are You Doing Here

Goku: Well Let's Just Say Chi-Chi Is Angry

Vegeta: Hahahahaha Chi-Chi Deserved It Come In

* The Door Closed Behind Them\*

Bulma Briefs: Oh Hi Goku And Oh Hell No What Did Chi-Chi Do To Jonathan

Jonathan: \*Rage Is Building Up\* Chi-Chi Attacked Me For No Apparent Reason At All

Bulma Briefs: Some Nerve Of Chi-Chi

King Vegeta: Chi-Chi Was It? I Kinda Expected That

Vegeta: Yea To Make Matters Worse The Saiyan Army Were Formed

King Vegeta: Is That So Looks Like I'm Going To Have To Teach Them An Lesson

Bardock: Guys Chi-Chi Is Outside The Door\*

Jonathan: What The Heck

Future Bulma Briefs: Dammit

Future Trunks: Well Vegeta Any Ideas

Vegeta: Yes There's One

King Vegeta: Oh Yeah My Elite Army With The Lower Army Lead By Fasha

Jonathan: Well If It's To Stop Them I'm In

Chi-Chi: I'm Sorry For All Of This Especially You Jonathan I Didn't Mean To Injure You

Goku: Apology Accepted \*Hugged Chi-Chi\*

Chi-Chi: \*Giggled And Smiled\* Oh Goku

* The Monitor Shows Raditz And Nappa\*

Raditz: Woman Why Haven't You Killed Them Yet

Chi-Chi: Because I Don't Need The Saiyan Army Just Goku

Nappa: You Will Be Executed For Your Betrayal

Vegeta: Oh Really Nappa My Father Says Otherwise

Nappa: Vegeta Since When Did You Become An Good Guy

Vegeta: Kakarot Here Showed Me The Meaning Of Being Good

Gine: Jonathan You Look Terrible

Jonathan: \*Chuckled\* Yes  I Know

Future Gohan: They're Mad That They Lost

Part Four: The Saiyan Invaders Arrive On Earth

* Meanwhile\*

Seri: Here They Come

Rose: Right

* Meanwhile\*

Future Mai: Great Just Great

Future Trunks: It's Not Like They Can Hurt Us

Future Lime: Right

Future Gohan: Bring It On

* The War For Earth Began\*

Jonathan: \*Punched Dodoria In The Stomach \*

* Dodoria Explodes\*

Jonathan: Yes That's Right

Lime: Jonathan Come Here  I Found Something

* Hours Later\*

Jonathan: Videl? What Are You Doing Here You Shouldn't Be Here It's Too Dangerous

Videl: \*Giggled And Smiled\* Actually I Have Came Here To Help Out With The Battle Against The Saiyan Invaders

* King Vegeta Was Dead\*

Vegeta: Which Retard Did It

* Hours Later\*

Vegeta: \*Smirked\* What Retards

* Hundreds Of Dead Saiyan Invaders Are On The Ground\*

Videl: Finally We Did It

## Chapter 2: Ginyu And Namek Sagas (1990-91)

Part One: The Voyage To Planet Namek

* The Next Day\*

Vegeta: Alright We're Going To Planet Namek To Get The Namekian Dragon Balls

Trunks: Dad I Think Frieza Is After Them As Well

Vegeta: Frieza You Say Pfft That Tyrant Never Learned His Lesson Apparently

* Meanwhile On Planet Namek\*

Zarbon: Frieza Jonathan's Power Level Is Currently 987,000,000

Frieza: Oh Shit There's No Way That I Can Compete With That

Super Saiyan 2 Jonathan: That's Right You Hairless Ape \*Cupped His Hands Together To The Side\* Super Kamehameha!!!! \*Fired Super Kamehameha Wave At Jeice, Burter, Captain Ginyu, Recoome And Guldo\*

Jeice: WTF

Recoome: WTF

Burter: WTF

Captain Ginyu: WTF

Guldo: WTF

* BOOOOM Muhahahahahahahahaha The Super Kamehameha Wave Obliterated Them Into Oblivion And Smithereens\*

Frieza: \*Twitching\* You Insolerant Monkey

Super Saiyan 2 Jonathan: Resorting To Petty Insults I See

## Chapter 3: Frieza Saga (1991)

Part One: The Final Showdown Jonathan Versus Frieza

* On Planet Namek\*

Super Saiyan 3 Jonathan: Now Behold My True Power

Frieza: You You Bastard How Dare You

* The Battle Begins\*

Super Saiyan 3 Jonathan: \*Punches Frieza And Then Does An Combo On Him\*

Frieza: Dammit He's Too Strong

* In The Later Part Of The Battle\*

Jonathan: \*Slammed Frieza Into The Ground With His Two Hands\*

Part Two: The Defeat Of Frieza

* On Planet Namek\*

Jonathan: Heh I'm Gonna End You  \*Cupped His Hands Together To The Side\* Super Kamehameha!!!!!! \*Fired Super Kamehameha Wave At Frieza\*

Frieza: WTF

* BOOOOM Muhahahahahahahahaha Frieza Was Obliterated Into Oblivion And Smithereens\*

Part Three: Making Wishes

* On Planet Namek\*

Jonathan: Rise Almighty Porunga The Namekian Dragon

* Porunga The Namekian Dragon Rose Up Into The Sky\*

* Meanwhile On Earth\*

Vegeta: Don't Tell Me That Jonathan Summoned Porunga The Namekian Dragon

Goku: Well He Did Beat Frieza

* Back On Planet Namek\*

Porunga The Namekian Dragon: State Your Wish Young One

Jonathan: Porunga Can You Please Revive All Who Were Killed By Frieza

Porunga The Namekian Dragon: \*Eyes Glow Red\* That Wish Is Within My Power

Jonathan: Second Can You Revive Piccolo And Bring Him To Earth

Porunga The Namekian Dragon: \*Eyes Glow Red\* That Wish Is Within My Power

Jonathan: And Finally Can You Restore Planet Namek To It's Original State

Porunga The Namekian Dragon: \*Eyes Glow Red That Wish Is Within My Power Goodbye Forever

* Porunga The Namekian Dragon Disappeared As The Dragon Balls Are Scattered Throughout The Planet\*

Jonathan: Now To Get Back To Earth \*Entered His Saiyan Pod\*

* In Jonathan's Saiyan Pod\*

Jonathan:  \*Punched In The Coordinates To Earth\* Let's Go

* The Saiyan Pod Heads For Earth\*

## Chapter 4: Trunks And Androids Saga (1991-92)

Part One: The Arrival Of King Cold And Mecha Frieza

* In King Cold Spaceship\*

King Cold: Hahahahaha Frieza Got Beat By Jonathan That's Too Funny

Mecha Frieza: Well Technically I Was Paying Attention But The Super Kamehameha Wave Obliterated Me Into Pieces

King Cold: Damn That's Not An Great Way To Go Out

Mecha Frieza: No It Isn't We Should Be On Earth Shortly

King Cold: Good Good That's What I Like To Hear

* Meanwhile On Earth\*

* An Saiyan Pod Crashed\*

Jonathan: Oh Great Now Where Am I Wait An Minute This Is Earth But Not The Earth I'm On

Dragon Ball GT Vegeta: Damn Still Trying To Get Back To Earth I See

Jonathan: Yes I Am King Cold And Mecha Frieza Are Coming To My Earth

Dragon Ball GT Gohan: What!!!!

Dragon Ball GT Pan: I Didn't See That Coming

Dragon Ball GT Goku: \*Laughed\* Well We Can Help

Jonathan: Exactly But You're GT Characters Though

Dragon Ball GT Bulma Briefs: I Just Made An Huge Saiyan Pod We'll Follow You

Jonathan: Great

* The Two Saiyan Pods Crashed Into Earth\*

Jonathan: Ah Finally The Real Earth

Future Bulma Briefs: You're Back So Soon

Future Gohan: How On Earth Did You Beat Frieza

* An Spaceship Landed\*

King Cold: So You're The One Who Beaten Frieza

Jonathan: Yes I Am

King Cold: We're Not Here To Fight Or Anything

Mecha Frieza: Apparently I Have Been Told That The Saiyan Army Has An Problem With You And Vegeta

Jonathan: Those Bastards Will They Give It Up

King Cold: Luckily Cooler Suggested That We Recruit You

Jonathan: And Why Is That

King Cold: We Know About The Incoming Android Threat Apparently There's An Another Bio-Android Named Cell Who Intends To Absorb Both Android 18 And Android 17 To Become Perfect Cell

Jonathan: Whatever Happened To Cooler By The Way

King Cold: Well Cooler Met His Demise At The Hands Of Raditz

Jonathan: \*Scoffed\* So That's The Bastard Who Stole Gohan

King Cold: Yes But Leigh  Is His Replacement

Leigh: \*Sexy Voice\* Hello King Cold \*Looks At Jonathan\* You Must Be Jonathan I Presume

Jonathan: Yep The One And Only

Leigh: \*Sexy Voice\* You Look Like My Type Of Guy

King Cold: \*Laughed\* Oh Yeah I Agree With That Statement

Jonathan: So King Cold What Do You Want Me To Help With

King Cold: You See We Need New Members Of Our Empire

Jonathan: I Fit The Bill Exactly

King Cold: Great

Future Bulma Briefs: What Is He Doing Is He Nuts King Cold Is Evil

Future Trunks: Not Exactly Bulma He's On Our Side

Vegeta: I Agree King Cold Is An Reasonable King

King Cold: So This Is Earth I See I'm Scouting For Any Potential Members

Vegeta: King Cold May I Suggest Seeing Seri She Is A Lot Powerful Enough Of Good Use To You

King Cold: Excellent Idea Vegeta I'll Send Leigh And The Girls Over

Leigh: \*Sexy Voice\* Sure Thing King Cold

* Leaves With The Girls\*

* Hours Later\*

Seri: Oh Hi Leigh What Is It

Leigh: \*Sexy Voice\* Well You See With Both Cooler And Mecha Frieza Dead We Need An New Leader

Seri: Sure We'll Join King Cold Empire

Leigh: \*Sexy Voice\* Great Follow Me

* Hours Later\*

King Cold: Excellent Work Leigh

Leigh: \*Blushing\* Thanks Father

Part Two: The Androids Arrive

* King Cold Battleship Hovering Over The City\*

King Cold: Any Sign Of The Androids

Leigh: Yes King Cold There's Two Of Them

King Cold: Excellent It's Time To Pay Them An Visit

Donna: Why Not Send Jonathan Out There To Check It Out

King Cold: Good Idea

* Outside\*

Jonathan: Working For King Cold Is Great

* Poof\*

Monica: Now To Find The Androids

Leigh: We Should Be Able To Find The Androids \*Sees Yamcha Down And Out" King Cold We Found An Unconscious Person

King Cold: Ah Yes It's Yamcha Is It

Julie: Yes It Is

Yamcha: Wait King Cold?

Part Three: King Cold Shocking Betrayal

* Hours Later\*

Monica: That Double Crossing Bastard

Julie: Well He Played Us Like Fools

Jessica: Great What Do We Do Now

Natasha: We Should Blown Up King Cold Battleship

Becky: Agreed

* Hours Later\*

Leigh: That'll Show Him

Michelle:. The Androids Are On The Move Again

* Meanwhile\*

Sonya Blade: Great Just Great Now How Are We Supposed To Find The Androids

Leah Blade: We Have To Detect Their Power Levels First

Natasha Blade: Girls I Think I Found The Source

* The Blade Sisters Arrive At The Laboratory\*

Sonya Blade: Looks Like Somebody Didn't Close The Door Apparently

Dr Gero: Awaken Androids

Sonya Blade: Wait What?

* After Android 17 And Android 18 Awaken They Kill Dr Gero\*

* After An Brief Scuffle\*

Sonya Blade: They've Escaped

Leslie Blade: That's Not Good At All

Leigh Blade: I Agree

Jessica Blade: It Also Doesn't Help That There's An Bio-Android Named Cell On The Loose

Julie Blade: I Expected That One

Julia Blade: What Could Possibly Go Wrong

* An Absorption Is Occurring\*

Natasha Blade: That

## Chapter 5: Imperfect And Perfect Cell Sagas (1992)

Part One: Trouble In Ginger Town

* Outside Of Ginger Town\*

Sonya Blade: That's Just Disturbing And Disgusting

Leigh Blade: What Kind Of Pervert Would Do That

Natasha Blade: Cell

Julie Blade:  Let's Confront Him And Get Some Answers

* They Float Down Towards Imperfect Cell\*

* After Confronting Imperfect Cell\*

Sonya Blade: That Dirty Little Bastard

Lacey Blade: I Expected That One

Michelle Blade: So What Do We Do

Molly Blade: Well We Could Go After Him

Sonya Blade: Good Idea

Part Two: Absorbed By Cell

* On The Island\*

Sonya Blade: I Haven't Seen The Z Fighters At All

Molly Blade: My Logical Guess Would Be That They're Preparing For The Cell Games

Julie Blade: True

Julia Blade: I Am Surprised That Piccolo Is The Only Z Fighters Out Here

Piccolo: \*Smirked\* I See You're Supporters Of The Z Fighters

Sonya Blade: Actually We're Close Friends With Them

* During The Battle\*

Imperfect Cell: Here's My Chance

Sonya Blade: Oh No

Julie Blade: Well He's Done For

Julia Blade: What Do We Do

Julie Blade: I Don't Know

Molly Blade: I Can Only Imagine How Worse It's Going To Get

Julie Blade: Well Things Went From Bad To Worse In An Instant

Julia Blade: Oh No Girls Look

Semi-Perfect Cell: \*Absorbed Android 18\*

Part Three: Cell's Second Transformation

Semi-Perfect Cell: Aaaaaargh

* The Light Teal Aura Gives Off An Explosion\*

Sonya Blade: Holy Shit That's Insane

Julie Blade: I Can't  Believe It

Part Four: Cell's New Body

* Hours Later\*

Perfect Cell: Exactly How I Wanted It To Go

Julie Blade: Yikes We're Doomed

Sonya Blade: Not Really If We Can Beat Perfect Cell At The Cell Games Earth Will Be Safe Or Goku Beats Perfect Cell Imagine Goku Beating Cell It'd Be Interesting

Perfect Cell: Indeed If Goku's Kamehameha Somehow By Chance Obliterated Me Into Oblivion And Smithereens Goku Would Be Lucky

 Chapter 6: Cell Games Saga (1992-93)

Part One: Opening Battle Goku Versus Perfect Cell

* At The Cell Games\*

Goku: I'm  Not Holding Back This Time

Perfect Cell: Muhahahahahahahahaha Exactly

Goku: \*Grinned\* Let's Do This

* Goku And Perfect Cell Charge At Each Other\*

* Hours Later\*

Perfect Cell: Damn He Did An Number On Me

Part Two: The Cell Jr's Attack

Perfect Cell: Alright Cell Jr's Attack The Z Fighters

* The Cell Jr's Charged At The Z Fighters\*

Jonathan: \*Cupped His Hands Together To The Side\* Super Kamehameha!!!!!!! \*Fired Super Kamehameha Wave At The Cell Jr's\*

* The Cell Jr's Were Obliterated Into Oblivion And Smithereens By Jonathan's Super Kamehameha Wave\*

Perfect Cell: Impossible How Did He Do That I'm In Shock

Part Three: Goku's Mighty Warp  Kamehameha

* In The Sky\*

Goku: Normally I Don't Do This But In Most Cases It Failed \*Cupped His Hands Together To The Side\* Kame Hame \*Disappears\*

Perfect Cell: What The Hell?

* Goku Appears In Front Of Perfect Cell\*

Goku: This Certainly Will Destroy You Haaaaaaaaa!!!!!!; \*Fired Kamehameha Wave At Point Blank Range\*

Perfect Cell: Noooo

* The Kamehameha Wave Engulfed Perfect Cell\*

Part Four: Cell's Defeat

Perfect Cell: I'm Perfect!!!!! \*As His Body Begins To Rip Apart\*

* The Kamehameha Wave Obliterated Perfect Cell Into Oblivion And Smithereens\*

Goku: Another Threat Vanquished

Future Trunks: Goku's Kamehameha Wave Obliterated Cell Into Nothingness

## Chapter 7: World Tournament Saga (1993-94)

Part One: The Tournament Begins

* At The 25th World Tournament\*

Vegeta: So Kakarot Ready To Lose

Goku: Hahahahaha In Your Dreams Vegeta I'm Going To Destroy You

Match One: Jonathan Versus Videl Satan

Jonathan: Well This Was Unexpected

Videl Satan: I Know Right You're Fighting Me

* Jonathan Lost Match One\*

Match Two: Future Gohan Versus Kibito

Future Gohan: Aaaaaargh \*Transformed Into An Super Saiyan\*

Super Saiyan Future Gohan: Time To Take It Up An Notch Aaaaaargh \*Transformed Into An Super Saiyan 2\*

Super Saiyan 2 Future Gohan: Aaaaaargh \*His Energy Is Being Drained Quickly\*

Future Lime: Oh Dear

Future Trunks: Not Again

* Future Gohan Dropped To The Floor Hard\*

* They Escaped\*

Future Goku: Dammit Gohan's Energy Was Stolen

Future Lime: We Probably Should Follow Them

Future Gohan: What The Hell Just Happened

Future Vegeta: They Took Your Energy To Revive Majin Buu

Future Lime: Majin Buu?

Future Trunks: I Know That Pink Demon All Too Well

Future Gohan : Hahahahaha That Thing Acts Like An Complete Retard

Yamcha: Hahahahaha Yeah No That's Not Funny Gohan That's Offensive

Future Gohan: Should've Chose My Words Wisely

Future Trunks: After Them

* They Pursue Them\*

Sonya Blade: Surely This Isn't An Big Deal

Julie Blade: Oh No It's An Big Deal Cause It's Majin Buu

Molly Blade: I Know That But Should We Follow Them

Sonya Blade: Yes

* They Follow Them\*

Part Two: Battles In The Spaceship

* In The Spaceship\*

Goku: So Three Levels Three Opponents Easy As Pie

Future Lime: But Piccolo And Krillin Were Turned To Stone By Dabura

* After The Battles\*

Vegeta: Wait I'm Detecting An Negative Power Level \*Gulped\* Bulma

Goku: \*Gulped\* Chi-Chi

Vegeta: Dammit Babidi I Swear To God I Will Have Your Ass

* The Majin Ladies Appear\*

Jonathan: You're Serious Right? Is This It

Majin Bulla Briefs: Hahahahaha Yeah No There's Three Of Us

Vegeta: Dammit Not  My Own Daughter Too

Trunks: This Is Ridiculous

Jonathan: Well I Guess I Will Fight Against Majin Bulla Briefs

Goku: Right

* The Battle Begins\*

Jonathan: How About This Answer No

Majin Bulla Briefs: Aaaaaargh \*is Shocked By Jonathan's Electric Kamehameha\*

Jonathan: Easy As Pie

## Chapter 8: Majin Buu Saga (1994-95)

Part One: The Hatching And Terror Of Majin Buu

* Outside\*

Future Trunks: No Just No This Shouldn't Happen

Lime: We Shouldn't Underestimate Majin Buu He's Quite Powerful Enough To Kill Us All

Majin Buu: What's That Right Away Babidi  \*Fired The Chocolate Beam At Dabura\*

Dabura: Aaaaaargh \*Gets Turned Into An Cookie\*

* Majin Buu Ate Dabura\*

Future Trunks: What The Hell Was That

Goku: He Ate Dabura

Future Trunks: God Dammit

* Majin Buu Fired The Blast\*

* BOOOOM They Fall Backwards\*

Part Two: Vegeta Versus Majin Buu

* On The Battlefield\*

Vegeta: So Tough Guy Think You Can Hang With Vegeta

Majin Buu: Yeah

Vegeta: Well Too Bad I'm  Going To Wipe You From The Face Of The Earth

* Hours Later\*

Vegeta: There's Only One Option Left And That Is Heroic Suicide

Part Three: Vegeta's Heroic Sacrifice

* On The Battlefield\*

Vegeta: This Move Is Called The Final Atonement

Goku: Vegeta Are You Nuts This Will Never Work Due To Majin Buu's Regenerative Abilities

Vegeta: At Least I Can Try Anyways Aaaaaargh Haaaaaaaaa \*Powered Himself Up Like An Atomic Bomb\*

Goku: Vegeta No You Won't Get To Keep Your Body In Otherworld

* Vegeta Blows Himself Up Turning Into Stone\*

* Majin Buu Survived\*

Jonathan: Well So Much For That Sacrifice It Did Nothing It Was In Vain

Goku: You're Right About That This Is Going To Be Tough To Tell Bulma Briefs

Future Vegeta: At Least Vegeta Went Out Like An Heroic Saiyan Prince That He Was

Goku: Agreed

* Hours Later\*

Bulma Briefs : Noooo Vegeta \*Crying\*

Jonathan: The Good News Is That We Can Wish Back Vegeta

Goku: True

Part Four: The Battle Goku (Super Saiyan 3) Versus Majin Buu

* In The Sky\*

Super Saiyan 3 Goku: Now We Battle

* Hours Later\*

Majin Buu: I Don't Need You Bastard \*Ripped Babidi Head Off  And His Body Explode\*

Piccolo: What The Hell Was That Shit

Future Gohan: Torture

Future Pan: This Is Absurd

Part Five: Majin Buu Meets Hercule Satan

* After Meeting Hercule Satan\*

Majin Buu: Bee!!!! \*Throws The Tennis Ball And Bee  Gets It\*

* Mr Satan Gets Shot\*

Majin Buu: \*Blowing Off Steam Angry\* You Dare Harm Hercule Satan You Heartless Coward

Part Six: Evil Buu Emerges

* In The Sky\*

Evil Buu: So That's Majin Buu He's Kinda Fat

* Van Zant Was Killed\*

Majin Buu: I'm Majin Buu

Evil Buu: No You Fool I'm  Majin Buu

Piccolo: Which One Is Majin Buu

Dende: The Pink One

* Hours Later\*

Majin Buu: Become Chocolate You Freak \*Fired Chocolate Beam At Evil Buu\*

Evil Buu: Is That It Hahahahaha How Pathetic Is That \*Blown The Chocolate Beam Back At Majin Buu\*

Majin Buu: Aaaaaargh  \*Was Turned Into Chocolate\*

Trunks: Okay What The Hell Just Happened

Evil Buu: \*Ate Majin Buu And Begins Laughing Like An Madman\*

* BOOOOM\*

Super Buu : Aaaaaargh \*Shoots Out Of His Solid Form Liquefied Himself Forcing His Body Into Smitty Mouth\*

Smitty: \*Begins To Expand\*

* Super Buu's Legs Also Fly Into Smitty Mouth\*

Smitty: \*Expands Until He Can't Expand Anymore\* Uck Uck Uck Uck Uck Uck Uck Uck Uck Uck Uck Uck Uck

* BOOOOM Smitty Exploded Into Pink Liquid\*

Sonya Blade: What Was That

Molly Blade: I Think It Was The Dangerous Liquid Bomb

Julie Blade: Yeah That Was The Dangerous Liquid Bomb

* Super Buu Reformed Himself\*

Super Buu: Satan \*Flies Off Towards Kami's Lookout\*

* The Z Fighters Go After Him\*

* Hours Later Super Buu Is Dead '\*

## Chapter 9: The Saiyan Army Saga (1995-96)

Part One: The Saiyan Kidnapping

\*In The Saiyan Army Battleship\*

Raditz: We Got Them Now In Our Sights

Gine: Soon We'll Send Them Back To Planet Vegeta For Imprisonment Sentence For Treason Come To Think Of It Raditz Jonathan Has Never Committed Treason Along With His Wife Cressa And His Daughters Magnet And Mai And Mara They Have An Perfect Criminal Record With No Arrests

Raditz: You Know What Gine You're Right Jonathan Never Committed Treason If That's The Case We Might As Well Exempt Him And His Family From It

Nappa: Agreed Raditz

\*Meanwhile On Earth\*

Goku: I Don't Get It What Did We Do To Be On The Saiyan Army Criminal List