Witterquick 1

## Characters

* Witterquick
* Cyrus Grizzly
* Ectar Speedwagon
* Arzon Walker
* Furos Helia
* Marna Grayson

## Location

* Sign of the Ram, New Valarak
* 22nd February, 2021 20:00 Local Time

* (Ambience: Random Chatter and Coughing)
* **Witterquick** - Anything new this week?
* **Cyrus Grizzly** - Not much I'm afraid. However, I did make sure to stock up on that Whiskey you liked.
* **Witterquick** - Thanks, Cyrus. (Sits down on Chair) What *Novella* are you reading this week?
* **Ectar Speedwagon** - Something Different.
* **Witterquick** - Yeah, I doubt that.
* **Ectar Speedwagon** - No, the title of the Book is Something Different.
* **Witterquick** - What is it about. Wait, no, let me guess. It's a Murder Mystery.
* **Ectar Speedwagon** - It's about a couple who get fed up with their usual lives and decide to spruce things up with a Vacation.
* **Witterquick** - Wait for it.
* **Ectar Speedwagon** - But on their Vacation, they discover a body hidden within their Hotel Room...Yeah it's a Murder Mystery.
* **Witterquick** - (Glass Placed on Table) Thanks. Dude, what happen to changing things up a little. Didn't we agree you'd pick a different Genre for your next Read.
* **Ectar Speedwagon** - I Can't help it. I think I'm just attached to the concept of a mystery, and general Who-Done-It's.
* (Door Opens. Two Figures Walk in. Door Closes)
* **Witterquick** - Oh, hi Gays-I mean Guys.
* **Arzon Walker** - Yeah, very funny.
* **Witterquick** - Hey Helia, guess what Ectar's reading this week?
* **Furos Helia** - Let me guess...
* **Furos/Witterquick** - Another Murder Mystery.
* **Furos Helia** - I thought you agreed to read something different?
* **Witterquick** - That's what I told him.
* **Arzon Walker** - Hey, Ectar can read whatever Book he wants.
* **Ectar Speedwagon** - No, no, the Guys are right, I should read something different.
* **Furos Helia** - We'll let it slide this week Ectar, but starting from next week, It's Romance Novels. Cyrus, could I get a number Six please?
* **Cyrus Grizzly** - Sure. (Pulls Cigar from Tray, passing it over to Helia)
* **Furos Helia** - (Places Cigar in mouth)
* **Cyrus Grizzly** - Need a light? (Pulls Candle over Bar surface)
* **Furos Helia** - Thanks. (Leans in to light Cigar). So (Pulls Cigar out of his Mouth) how's your day been Winfred?
* **Witterquick** - It's been fine, not too eventful. Well, except around Midday when I stopped some Kid from robbing a Food Market.
* **Furos Helia** - Such a Hero. (Places Cigar back in Mouth)
* **Witterquick** - So, what were you two love birds doing before coming here?
* **Arzon Walker** - We were helping clean up one of the Gardens within the Eraklyon Estate.
* **Witterquick** - Doesn't Leoric have Gardeners for that?
* **Arzon Walker** - It's a community Garden, that and Helia wanted an excuse to balance his Chi.
* **Witterquick** - Of course he did.
* **Furos Helia** - (Takes Cigar out of Mouth) Hey, it's not like I have anywhere else to do it.
* **Ectar Speedwagon** - Your Garden at Red Fountain.
* **Furos Helia** - Do you have any Idea how many students just run around there thinking that it's some sort of playground.
* (Door Opens. One Figure Walks In. Door Closes)
* **Marna Grayson** - Witterquick, you said you wouldn't some here tonight?
* **Witterquick** - Oh Shit. Err, the guys invited me over.
* **Cyrus Grizzly** - Don't bring us into whatever this is.
* **Marna Grayson** - Oh my god, are you drinking Whiskey?
* **Witterquick** - ...No.
* **Marna Grayson** - You lying Piece of...You know what, I'm done.
* **Witterquick** - Wait, Babe.
* (Door Opens. Two Figures Walk out. Door Closes)
* **Furos Helia** - (Breaths Out) Wow, that was...weird. (Puts Cigar back in Mouth)
* **Cyrus Grizzly** - That's romance for you.
* **Arzon Walker** - Actually, that's romance for Witterquick, but still.

## Trivia and Notes

* Debut of Witterquick, Cryus Grizzly, Ectar Speedwagon, Arzon Walker, Furos Helia, and Marna Grayson.
* At Sign of the Ram, Cyrus sells Cigars of Different Strengths. 1 is Strongest. 6 is Weakest.