Attack of the Six Foot Californians/info

*This is the info page for **Attack of the Six Foot Californians**. You should go there first, because this page will go straight to the details; I'm too lazy to write introductions again.*

## Characters

* Pencil (real and archival footage)
* Pen (real and archival footage)
* G.P. (debut)
* Janeka (debut)
* Timothe
* Triangle
* Match
* Firey
* Voiceover (voice only)
* Msimamizi
* Ala Stair
* Man (debut)
* Saloon Owner (flashback)
* Corelman (flashback)
* Announcer (voice only)
* Josef (debut)
* Phuong (debut)
* Merismip (flashback)
* William (debut)
* Bezzilene (flashback)
* Miss Jones (flashback)
* Leafy (archival footage)
* 1890 USSS Badge
* Sun Ball
* William's mum (debut)
* Robber (debut)
* Werb
* Aerogramme
* Golf Club (non-speaking role)
* Triangle's entourageman #2 (non-speaking role)
* White collars (non-speaking roles)

### Kids

* Javier (#3)
* Sio (#7)
* Citlali (#9)
* Ximena (#12)
* Zorah (#13)
* Yaretzi (#14)
* Salvador (#16)
* Saye (#17)
* Qalam-Rassas (#18)

### Mentioned

* Cil
* Infosym
* Hilberto Yoke
* Map
* Puffball
* Hyne
* Eraser
* David
* Dora
* Alanis Morissette and Lawn-mower Phosphorette
* Mahalia Jackson

## Music

◊ **Happy Sponge Chase Vibes** NC *[title card]*

‣ **Real Western Steel** B. Black *[the beginning]*

▣ **Plaisir D'Amour [#24]** F. Caillon, X. Demerliac *[in the parents' room]*

‣ **Tomfoolery** D. Snell *["I mean, if it's what the Internet's into."]*

◊ **Penny Sting** JW *[Pencil goes downstairs]*

‣ **Shock (F)** D. Hewson *[Triangle appears at the door]*

◊ **Nautical Hijinx** BANC *["'Ello to you, Dad."]*

‣ **Dramatic Impact 2** IS *["What?"]*

◒ **The House of Leaves** *[the Blocky-suit figures enter]*

◒ **Call to Adventure** *[everyone's memories get erased]*

‣ **Mists of Illusion** G. Vinter *["Omg, wot 'appened?"]*

◊ **Steel Licks Gamma** JW *[Pencil goes upstairs]*

◊ **Drowsy Reef** SGJW *["Omg, it's terrible!"]*

◦ **Woman Independent Is She** sung by R. Lawson & Chorus

◒ **Organ Filler** *["Been there."]*

◊ **Goofy Conversation** BANC *["Mum, are you busy?"]*

◊ **Sailor's Sting 27** NCMB *["Here's to trying new things!"]*

◒ **Mining by Moonlight** *["I can see why you'd want to take that option, you're into all that popular stuff anyways."]*

◊ **Steel Link Alpha** JW *["Chavo, wot's'ee doin' 'ere?"]*

‣ **Screw on the Loose** T. Lowry *["Who is it?"]*

◊ **Glissando (G)** RM, S. Kanga *["A lideo!"]*

◒ **The Curtain Rises** *["Welcome, Jay Veer Ess Cee Ray Be Are."]*

◊ **Sponge Monger** SGJW *["Mum, are you okay?"]*

‣ **Flower Display** J. Shaindlin *["Omg, Penc-penc, it's so nice to, like, see you!"]*

‣ **Happy Choo Choo A** O. Sieben *["Look at all those white collars."]*

◊ **Sharing Sting** JW *["Oi, shut up an' get in th' automotive!"]*

◒ **Mining by Moonlight** *["Ah, good evening, General Sofer and family."]*

‣ **Drama Link C** HC *["This means that if you as much as interact or be seen by a fellow human, you will make dimensional travel prohibited for the future."]*

◊ **Hawaiian Party** JR, P. Smid *[Firey reveals Timothe]*

◊ **The The Sting** JW *["Aunt Match, the car's that way."]*

‣ **Neapolitan Song** M. Francis *["This view's so romantic, innit?"]*

‣ **Dramatic Cue B** RH *["Problemmmmmm!"]*

◊ **Vibe Sting** NC *[Match stops by the door]*

◊ **Pua Licks** JW *["She has the personality of a 15-year-old girl."]*

‣ **Moon Walk** J. Fox *["Omg, we're 'eaded ter Earth!"]*

‣ **On Fire** GN *["Our Timothe is on fire!"]*

‣ **Drama Link O** HC *["Omg, I get it!"]*

‣ **Finders Creepers** PK *["She's down here."]*

◊ **Steel Sting** JW *["It's no use."]*

▢ **Oj, oj, oj, så glad jeg skal bli** A. Bendiksen *[Josef sings a variation of this song]*

◊ **Honolulu March** H. Haider *["Wake up, sleepy heads!"]*

◒ **The Curtain Rises** *["Welcome, Jay Veer Ess Cee Ray Be Are."]*

‣ **Befuddled Gent** PG *["I'm sorry, your twin is not available at the moment."]*

◒ **Radio Martini** *["Omg, I know this song!" (archive footage)]*

‣ **Marching to Honolulu** KB *["Oh, how I love that word!"]*

‣ **Dramatic Impact 6** IS *[Yaretzi and Ximena gasp]*

◒ **Cut and Run** *[on the streets of Los Angeles]*

◒ **Pinball Spring** *[at the golf course]*

‣ **Norman Buchan's Harp** G. McCulloch *["Wow, look at all these stuff!"]*

◒ **Spazzmatica Polka** *["So, you're an Aquarius?"]*

‣ **Martial Crisis** J. Shaindlin *[at the mall jail]*

◊ **Steel Sting Zeta** JW *["We're here!"]*

◒ **New Friendly** *["Mona, what is it?"]*

◊ **Jazzy Sting** JW *["Excuse me, Mr. Warden sir, I believe our adult is here."]*

▣ **Prelude in C (BWV 846)** J. S. Bach *[the ending]*

## Credits if this were a YouTube show

**Created by**

Yterbium
**Edited by**

Yterbium
**Assets by**

Jacknjellify (Cary and Michael Huang)
Yterbium
**Voice cast**

**Whitney Allen** (Ximena)
**Phil Blake** (Aerogramme)
**Benjiman Carter** (Man, Triangle)
**Chinnosuke** (1890 USSS Badge)
**Bobby Davis** (Ala Stair, Pen, Saloon Owner, Salvador)
**Marie Gallagher** (Miss Jones)
**Cary Huang** (Match, Sun Ball)
**Michael Huang** (Firey, Leafy, Merismip, BFDI Pen, BFDI Pencil, Timothe)
**Ruthie Lawson** (Pencil, Saye)
**Sidney M.** (Javier, Msimamizi, Qalam-Rassas, Sio)
**"Mike"** (Announcer)
**Sara Taylor** (Bezzilene, Citlali, Yaretzi, Zorah)
**Google Translate** (Voiceover)
**Charlie Walton** (Corelman, Werb)
**???** (G.P.)
**???** (Janeka)
**???** (Josef)
**???** (Phuong)
**???** (William)
**???** (William's mother)
**???** (Robber)