The Millionaire

"I love real estate!"

**"My secret? Oh... I just love real estate!"** - *The Millionaire, when asked about how he got so much money in the first place*

## Summary

The Millionaire is a unique character. He has his own reality bubble that completely counter-acts the effects of other entities and even Bess himself. However, he is completely oblivious to his powers and the world he's living in, thinking everything is just great. He has a loyal assistant, Doogay, that apparently shares his powers but is never seen.

The Millionaire spends his time and funds on buying NFTs, purchasing various properties (such as Cuntboy Houses) and in his lounge where he smokes fat cigars. He has a misguided interest in technology, where he wants to keep up with "the youth" but still uses a 1980's Hewlett Packard desktop with floppy disks. He has around 20 different desktops; each for a singular purpose. He believes buying NFTs and opening a wide range of properties with different purposes will help him stay in touch and help him benefit "the youth".

His opening of properties have had a mixed impact on Bess Citizens. Properties like "Cuntboy Houses" and "Feral Black Man Containment Sites" have kept these entities off the streets and away from Bess Citizens. In contrast, "Catboy Cafes" and other similar locations have increased the rates of molestation and public indecency. No matter what the outcome of opening the properties is, he always has good intentions, even if he has no real idea of what he's purchasing and opening.

## Relations

The Millionaire has unique relationships with most Entities because of his reality bubble. Most of them despise him for being untouchable in his Millionaire Mansion but there are a few exceptions.

**Doogay:** His loyal assistant. Doogay makes all of The Millionaires non-property physical purchases, such as:

* Commercial-sized boxes of Floppy Disks
* High quality Cuban cigars (Unknown how they're acquired, Cuba does not exist in the Bess Reality)
* Food
	+ Caviar
	+ Whiskey
	+ Luxury 150 year old Wine
	+ Lobster
	+ etc.
* Hewlett Packard computers
* "Nearly Solvable, but not Actually Solvable Puzzles" Research
* Golf magazines

Doogay does not question The Millionaires choices of products and carries them out with unwavering loyalty. No matter how hard the products are to get in the Bess Reality, Doogay always manages to acquire them. It's unknown if Doogay has powers of his own or if he is just an expert scavenger and negotiator. Since Doogay is never actually seen, we don't know much else about him.

**The Mimes:** The mimes have a hatred for The Millionaire, as his reality bubble nullifies their immense charm. The Millionaire simply describes the Mimes as his "bizarre neighbors" since the Mime Mansion is a black, white, and red mansion right next to the Millionaires Mansion on Easy Street. No matter how hard the Mimes try to bribe or flirt with him, the Millionaire would rather just be drinking whisky and buying NFTS. The Mimes have a compulsive desire to be adored by everyone but The Millionaire is simply too unaware to care about their existence.

At their mime conventions and their mime talk shows, they will regularly complain about The Millionaire. They even try to incite massive protests against The Millionaire but he never notices. As long as The Millionaire exists, the Mimes will never be truly happy.

**Random Gunfire Guy:** The Random Gunfire Guy has no desire to harm The Millionaire. It is unknown if it's because it's out of respect, ignorance, or if The Millionaires reality bubble simply nullifies any unnatural aggression towards him.

**Jatalians:** The Jatalians also have a hatred for The Millionaire. Since he is the only person able to make changes to Bess City, he regularly gets in the way of the Jatalians, as his opening of stores that sell actual fucking products interferes with Jatalian stores. His reality bubble nullifies Jatalian Missiles trying to bomb his mansion.

**Eminem:** Eminem's ability to override signals has no effect on The Millionaire, shown in his ability to browse The Internet and buy NFTS. The Millionaire is also in possession of the one other song in the Bess Reality, "The Millionaire's Holiday" by Combustible Edison. This may indicate that The Millionaire is the most powerful entity in the Bess Reality.

**The Clown:** The Clown is completely unaware that the Millionaire exists because if he was, it might make him happy. And we can't let the clown be happy. Because he's an asshole. Stupid fucker.

## Origin

The Millionaire always had his reality bubble, meaning he was free to do "real estate" to gain his wealth. Although, no matter how hard you pry, you'll never get an answer on how he got his money besides "real estate". It's implied that he was just a Bess Citizen before he rose to power.

Once he amassed enough money, he bought a mansion and hired an assistant to do some of his work for him. When he is not doing "real estate", he can be found in his Smoking Lounge -- where he drinks whisky, smokes Cuban cigars in his smoking jacket, and listens to music. However, he can also be seen on one of his 20 computers, buying NFTs. It's unknown what the other 19 computers are for.

## Interbess Period

The Millionaire is unaware that the Interbess period is even a thing. He is a thorn in the side of the survivors, though; Doogay will still get whatever the Millionaire requests, meaning less supplies for the survivors. Even during this horrible time in the Bess Reality, his habits do not change and he still attempts to do "real estate", even if it's not possible during this time. If you ask him about why it's not, he'll simply write it off as "economic recession".

During this time, he tries his best to make his own NFTs to help "end the economic recession". The survivors say that these NFTs are "the worst things they have ever laid their eyes upon". It's also implied that these are not actually NFTs but just images uploaded to a random website, since there is no way his 1980 Hewlett Packard can generate an NFT.

## Additional Information

Theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IU32ZguQXw

* The Millionaire, despite his name, has seemingly infinite money to fund whatever he wants.