The battle of St. Michael (According to Sir Ceddie)

The battle of The Church of St. Michael was a conflict that started out with the Kreuzreich's defensive against the radical terrorist, 'spoderman116269.' Spoderman had a strange hatred for the Kreuzreich's founder, 'SirCeddie', and his comrades. Spoderman was bent on his desire for the destruction of the Church of St. Michael. This church is one of the most prized monuments of Kreuzreich, so the Knights were willing to defend it with their lives. During one of Spoderman's attacks, two Cultists of the 'Floating Tree' were seen following him, seeing this, the Church's defenders were confused. They thought that these alleged 'allies' of theirs were assisting Spoderman in his attack. SirCeddie and his comrade 'PotatoTheBaked' chased down the two cultists and slew them. This was a distastrous misunderstanding. The cultists were not assisting Spoderman at all, but were chasing him down to kill him, to assist in the Church's defense. After all this Spoderman had to withdraw from his reoccurring attacks for a time, as he was running out of the means for a continuous offensive. The Knights of Kreuzreich and the Cultists of the Floating Tree then met at the end of the battle for an apology for the friendly fire and a few kind words, when SirCeddie and his brother in faith, 'Mag7Ma' began offering the Pagan Cultists baptism and conversion of faith. This would cause a much worse conflict to take place. Illidan92, a self-proclaimed chieftain of the Cult was offended by the proposition of baptism and something in him snapped. With his two fellow Cultists, Shredda and Nyrotic, he began to attack his former ally. The Church that both sides were just trying to defend was vandalised by the Cultists. The men of Kreuzreich desperately fought for the sanctity of their beloved church, which was being defiled. The Knights were pushed back by the Cultists, into their hidden catacombs, where they kept their sacred scriptures. This is where it began to get ugly. Warcrimes were commited. Surrendering defenders of the catacombs were executed by the Cultists and the Holy Scritpures were stolen. SirCeddie and Mag7Ma eventually managed to holdout and escape the catacombs, where they met at the violated Church. They were shocked to see their beloved house of worship in such a desolate state. This filled them with a determination to keep faith and fight on. By this point many had been slain and the destruction was immeasurable and the day was ruined. Both sides came to their senses and saw the madness of the war. SirCeddie and Mag7Ma met with Illidan92 to discuss terms for peace at last. They agreed that there would be much reparations to be applied to the beloved Church that the Knights of Kreuzreich had built from dust over night. Shortly after the conflict ended CowChaser02, founder of the Floating Tree Cult, was furious with Illidan92 and his followers. Because of this, CowChaser02 disbanded the tribe and just like that the oldest tribe on the server ceased to exist. The Battle of The Church of St. Michael is marked as an iconic warning of what horrors can result from confusion. It sets an important precedence of responsibility and diplomacy for the people of the Mound Makers Server.