SUPER-HERO-BOWL! - TOON SANDWICH

**SUPER-HERO-BOWL! - TOON SANDWICH** is the first episode of season 1 of Joseph Bauer and Rita Artmann's new series Super-Showndown-Bowl, the 19 episode of their series Toon Sandwich and the 97th video on the channel overall.

## Synopsis

*Brace yourself for the ultimate crossover mash-up battle of all time! MARVEL, DC, STAR WARS, LORD OF THE RINGS, AVATAR, X-MEN, WATCHMEN, TERMINATOR, INDIANA JONES, JAMES BOND, GAME OF THRONES, HARRY POTTER, THE MATRIX… If you can name an absurdly expensive movie franchise, it’s here and it’s doing battle with every other! Over 100 characters - who will be the last one standing? Place your bets and fasten your utility belts for the rumble to end all rumbles!!!*

## Plot

### Episode

The episode starts in a dark room when a mysterious golden ball lights up and tells a confused Peter Parker to get up and grab his uniform, however Peter refuses to do so unless the ball tells him where he is until the ball shocks him and then he agrees. Peter then steps outside to see a bunch of Oscars cheering and Maximus, then he looks to his left to see Trinity step outside of her cave we then see Superman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, and Flash step out of their caves. Then Iron Man, Black Widow, Thor, and Captain America step out of their caves, afterwards we see the silhouettes of other super heroes stepping out of their caves when one of the silhouettes steps out and we can clearly see that he is Indiana Jones. Then we see Gimli walk out of a cave commenting on how disrespectful it is, Princess Leia aims her gun at the Golden Globe and asks it what star system she's on, it just tells them that they are hear for one purpose to fight each other and decide who the best hero is. Then Rorschach writes in his journal stating that he has been taken to an alien world and is being forced to fight other heroes on "their" planet, Spock then speaks up and states that he refuses to fight for the entertainment of an alien species with Captain Kirk stating that this would not be the first time. Then the globe states that if they refuse to fight that they agree to die and then he kills Spock and Captain Kirk who before their skeletons collapse Spock apologizes to Captain Kirk who just yells at Spock then William Wallace states that he doesn't want to die and gets his sword out prepared to kill people. This makes all the other heroes who also don't want to die get their weapons out and look at each other menacingly, we then see all the heroes run towards each other and the first people we see fighting are Deadpool, Blade, and Beatrix Kiddo who are sword fighting then we see Wonder Woman sword fighting Maximus and Leeloo. Then we see Trinity and Hartigan fist fighting while we hear King Leonidas yelling his classic line but with a twist while kicking some random unnamed hero, then Harry Potter tries to do a spell but Gandalf knocks him out and turns his spell into a joke. Then Snake Plissken and Nick Fury make eyepatch jokes/puns before attempting to shoot each other with somehow none of the bullets hitting either of them, then before sword fighting each Indigo Montoya and Captain Jack Sparrow introduce themselves to each other, then James Bond, Jason Bourne, and Jack Bauer introduce each other and then James Bond threatens to kill both of them before Jason Bourne uses James Bond's gun to kill Jack and then knock out James who states that what he didn't shouldn't be possible with Jason Bourne being revealed to be Ethan Hunt. Then we see John Wayne tells Clint Eastwood to draw but Clint tells John to draw instead and so he draws a caricature of Clint before being shot in the shoulder and dying, then we see Black Panther and Wolverine fighting before Wolverine stabs Black Panther and tells him that adamantium slices through vibranium with Black Panther stating that he failed fictional chemistry before dying. Then Batman comes on his Batcycle and him and Wolverin fight before Batman uses a grappling hook and grapples Wolverine into a wall where he tries to cut himself from the rope while Batman tells him to stay down. Then John McClane states that he is on the planet at the wrong time and attempts to shoot Neo but he blocks it using his powers to which Quicksilver freezes time and pushes the bullets before being given a wedgie by Flash with the bullets hitting and killing Dr. Strange, Winter Soldier, Falcon, War Machine, and someone who at first appears to be Black Widow but turns out to be Mystique who calls Quicksilver and idiot. Then Scarlet Witch annoyedly tells Black Widow that she is lucky she doesn't have a brother and she agrees and then attempts to shoot Wonder Woman but Wonder Woman deflects the bullet at Bruce Banner making him angry causing him to turn into Hulk who then smashes Thing killing him with a piece of him hitting Human Torch who activates his powers attempting to kill Hulk but gets frozen by Iceman. However Iceman is then shattered by Jon Snow who is shot with an arrow by Katniss Everdeen who is shot with an arrow by Hawkeye who is shot with an arrow by Legolas who is shot with an arrow by Neytiri. Then Jay and Kay come over and kill Drax, Gamora, Rocket, and Star-Lord, then Groot crushes Gimli for attempting to chop him down, then Leonidas who was stabbed offscreen his seen walking through a hallucination before he is beheaded by William Wallace who celebrates too soon and is killed by Beatrix Kiddo. Then Deadpool stabs Green Lantern with both his katanas and states that it is super satisfying (as a reference to how his movie actor also played Green Lantern), then Jackie Chan is easily put out of commission by Bruce Lee along with Jet Li we then see the bodies of Liam Nelson, Chuck Norris, Jason Statham, Steve Seagal, Rambo and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson underneath Bruce Lee. Then Superman uses his heat vision and kills Vision then he attempts to do the same to Captain America but he deflects it at Wonder Woman who asks if Cap would like to switch shields before dying then Superman angrily yells before being smashed into the ground by Hulk, Captain America is then heat vision through his shield and chest by Cyclops who claims its not his fault as he saw the star as a target. Then Luke Skywalker gets his hand cut off and then is electrocuted to death by Thor and Storm then Indiana Jones steals someone's sword claiming it belongs in a museum before being shot in the shoulder by Han Solo who is shot by Rick Deckard who is shot by Jack Ryan, who is grabbed by President Marshall. Indiana Jones however to escape death uses a mysterious liquid to heal the scar then Rey grabs Luke's lightsaber when Judge Dredd and Robocop come over and tell everyone they are under arrest before being stabbed by the T-800 and then Sarah Conner tells Judge Dredd and Robocop to get away from her if they want to live despite them being dead already. Then Bilbo Baggins goes un-invisible and throws his ring up in the air before being eaten by Drogon who was being ridden by Daenerys who burns all of the T-800's skin off leaving his metal exoskeleton, then Iron Man attempts to blow the T-800 up with one of his repulsors but only manages to slightly hurt him to the T-800 crushes Iron Man's helmet with him still wearing it killing him. Then Rey chops off the T-800's legs but he grabs one of her legs before Ellen Ripley who uses the alien chest burster that is about to kill her to kill the T-800 which results in Rey asking Ellen if she mated with a space slug. Then Scarlet Witch uses her force powers and grabs Rey stating that her master (referring to Luke) can't give her any advice or tips or help her but then Luke's force ghost tells Rey to use the force and she does so and makes Wanda strangle herself to death. Then Ghost Rider hops on Luke but being that Ghost Rider is half ghost and Luke is a full ghost both of them are sucked into Peter Venkman and Abby Yates suck them into a ghost containment unit then we see Ant-Man running in his ant form before getting crushed by Johnny Rico who is crushed by Hulk who is crushed by Optimus Prime who is crushed by Doctor Manhattan with Silk Spectre stating that she's happy he remembered to wear his underpants. Then Clarice Starling states that she hates doctors and tries to shoot him, then Doctor Manhattan claims that life is an overrated phenomenon and kills Cyclops, Scarlet Witch, Aquaman, Gandalf, Beatrix Kiddo, Jay, Trinity, Daenerys, half of everyone else, Rorschach, and Nite Owl then Lara Croft states that he's nearly killed everyone then Charles Xavier states to Doctor Manhattan that if he truly believes life is meaningless there is only one way to prove it too himself and Doctor Manhattan realizes Charles is right and kills himself with a piece of his corpse falling on Xavier killing him. Then the last people are Deadpool, Spider-Man, Batman, Neytiri, Indiana Jones, Lara Croft, Neo, and Rey. Neytiri shoots Deadpool in the leg and Spider-Man knowing that Deadpool is technically Marvel and being loyal to his franchise avenged Deadpool by webbing up Neytiri then Indiana Jones used his whip to sweep Neytiri off her feet. Spider-Man thanks Indiana before Batman comes in with a scientific fact and grabs Spider-Man's hand but he kicks Batman's hand and backflips on to a pile of Doctor Manhattan's corpse and then attempts to grab Batman but just gets trapped in his own webs. Neo then sees that Rey is not only human but a type of program and asks what type she is and she tells him that she is Jedi program and throws her lightsaber at him but he uses his powers to stop him making it float in the air, then after healing from the arrow in his leg Deadpool does a neat sword maneuver and challenges Indiana but he shoots Deadpool in the chest. Then Lara punches Indiana for getting all the best artifacts but he points out to her that he doesn't get to keep all of them then Batman comes in and Indiana and Lara attempt to beat him up but he easily subdues and traps them with a batarang. Then Rey and Neo engage in a force battle with Rey trying to stab Neo and him trying to deflect it but Rey is to strong and Reo gets his eyes turned into ashes, then Rey attempts to use a Jedi mind trick on Batman but it works on Deadpool instead so she tells Deadpool to do the opposite of what she told Batman. Batman then grabs and attempts to choke Rey to death she tries to use her lightsaber but Batman steals it and asks her if they come in black she tells him no and then stabs him with Luke's lightsaber and states that they come in green though. Deadpool then uses this chance to try and attack her with his katanas but she slices them in half and then mutilates him cutting off his arms and legs, Deadpool not having much time before Rey mutilates him to the point that he can't regenerate quickly uses a piece of his katana to knock her out and so being that he's the only one left the golden globe picks him up ending the episode.

### End Credits

In the credits we see Henry Jones Sr., Ancient One, Yoda, Morpheus, and Galadriel breaking the 4th wall telling you about ArtSpear Entertainment and Joseph Bauer and Rita Artmann the creators of the channel.

## Characters

### Episode

* Spider-Man
* Maximus
* Trinity
* Superman
* Wonder Woman
* Aquaman
* Flash
* Iron Man
* Black Widow
* Thor
* Captain America
* Indiana Jones
* Gimli
* Princess Leia
* Rorschach
* Captain Kirk
* Spock
* Mad Max
* Lara Croft
* Luke Skywalker
* Mystique
* Beast
* Jean Grey
* Gandalf
* Eowyn
* Aragorn
* Legolas
* Blade
* Deadpool
* Beatrix Kiddo
* Leeloo
* Hartigan
* King Leonidas
* Harry Potter
* Snake Plissken
* Nick Fury
* Indigo Montoya
* Captain Jack Sparrow
* James Bonde
* Jack Bauer
* Jason Bourne
* Ethan Hunt
* John Wayne
* Clint Eastwood
* Wolverine
* Black Panther
* Batman
* John McClane
* Neo
* Quicksilver
* Flash
* Dr. Strange
* Winter Soldier
* Falcon
* War Machine
* Scarlet Witch
* Hulk
* Thing
* Human Torch
* Iceman
* Jon Snow
* Katniss Everdeen
* Hawkeye (MCU)
* Neytiri
* Jay
* Kay
* Drax
* Gamora
* Rocket
* Star-Lord
* Groot
* William Wallace
* Jackie Chan
* Bruce Lee
* Jet Li
* Liam Nelson
* Chuck Norris
* Jason Statham
* Steve Seagal
* Rambo
* Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
* Vision
* Cyclops
* Storm
* Han Solo
* Rick Deckard
* Jack Ryan
* President Marshall
* Rey
* Judge Dredd
* Robocop
* T-800
* Sarah Conner
* Bilbo Baggins
* Drogon
* Daenerys
* Ellen Ripley
* Ghost Rider
* Peter Venkman
* Abby Yates
* Johnny Rico
* Optimus Prime
* Doctor Manhattan
* Silk Spectre
* Clarice Starline
* Nite Owl
* Charles Xavier
* Darth Vader (SUPER-VILLAINS-BOWL! - TOON SANDWICH teaser)

### End Credits

* Henry Jones Sr.
* Ancient One
* Yoda
* Morpheus
* Galadriel

### Cast/Voice Actors

* Joseph Bauer (All male characters voice actor)
* Rita Artmann (All female characters voice actor)