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Colonel Douglas

Colonel Douglas is one of the colonel's of the Military Police and supervisor to the 112th Special Investigations Unit. He is the figure Kurt Ryan II reported in to during his investigation against Sergeant Ray's.

## Physical Appearance

Douglas is a gray haired, light skinned, and wrinkly older man.

## Personality

Douglas was very dismissive of Kurt's claims against Ray's, turning the topic against him before suspending him.

## Biography

### Iron Warrior

Douglas held and interview between Kurt Ryan II and Sergeant Ray's, to find out if Kurt's allegations against Ray's were true. Douglas seemed to dismiss the allegations due to lack of evidence, despite Kurt's testimony. He subsequently suspended Kurt for making these allegations.
General Guerra

General Guerra was the leader of a resistance force in Cuba, during the Apocalypse War. He later became a war criminal wanted by Americana. Before being tracked down by The Misfits and killed by Kurt Ryan II

## Physical Appearance

Guerra was a tan skinned man, with raven hair and a raven beard.

## Personality

Guerra is a cruel and manipulative person, being well known for his horrendous torture methods.

## Biography

### Iron Warrior

Guerra was close friends with his country's leader, President Manuel Pablo when he himself was just a colonel. After Manuel's assassination, and the collapse of the Cuban government during the Apocalypse War. Guerra became a general and took command of a small resistance force that kept Cuba out of Americana hands for sometime.

He and his second-in-command, Colonel Liliana Lanzo became well known for their inhuman torture methods on prisoners. Which caused them both to become war criminals wanted by Americana. The Misfits were later deployed to eliminate them after their location was discovered.

During the mission, the entire resistance force was destroyed, and Guerra was cornered by Kurt II before trying to manipulate him into realizing they were both alike. This didn't work, however, and Guerra was shot through the head by Kurt.
Caleb Trench

The Misfits (rebel group, currently)

Staff sergeant (formerly)

Sergeant (formerly)

Mayor of Sierraville (formerly)

Caleb Trench was a member of The Misfits Special Forces unit, and later a member of the rebel group of the same name. He is widely known for his cowardice and hatred of Kurt Ryan II.

## Physical Appearance

Caleb is a young, light skinned, and brown haired man.

## Personality

Caleb is a cowardly individual, who likes using the full force of the power he is given. As such, he has a distain for Kurt Ryan II for achieving positions of power he believes he should have. He holds this distain up until Kurt puts him in his place at the end of the first book.

## Biography

### Iron Warrior

Caleb was the first officer of The Misfits, before being promoted to 1st lieutenant after Kurt Ryan I's "death." He was later demoted back to 2nd lieutenant after Kurt Ryan II took his new position of deputy commander back from him.

After this moment, Caleb held a distain for Kurt and frequently challenged his orders as well as blamed him for Frank Morris death. Until being told off by Kurt II, he would later come into conflict with Cade Rock and Selene Grace after Kurt promoted them to deputy commander and first officer respectively.

Caleb later assisted the group on their missions in Russia, after the end of the Apocalypse War, Caleb left the army and went into politics. Running for governor of California, but ultimately failing, leading to him running for mayor of Sierraville and winning.

Caleb only held this position for about a month, as he later assisted The Misfits in rescuing Kurt before going with them to destroy Kurt's upgraded clones. Becoming a wanted fugitive in the process. He also blatantly spoke about how he hated that Kurt was a clone and wasn't his original friend, but still decided to join with them in destroying the upgrades.

He had a reunion with his original friend, before going into hiding with the rest of The Misfits.
Lieutenant Wittman

Lieutenant Wittman was one of the Military Police officer's assigned to notify Selene Grace about Kurt II's apparent death. He did so alongside his partner, Lieutenant Bateman.

## Physical Appearance

Wittman is a young and light skinned man, wearing a faded green camo uniform, pants, and brown tied boots. As well as single silver bars on his shoulder tops.

## Biography

### Iron Warrior

Wittman was assigned to notify Selene Grace about the so-called death of Kurt Ryan II. With his partner, Lieutenant Bateman accompanying him. However, Selene didn't believe them and began investigating Kurt's disappearance after they left her.
Hatnote (disambiguation)

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William Freed

William Freed was a special agent within the Americana Secret Service, tasked with hunting down and killing The Misfits members. However, he failed at this mission and was killed by them instead.

## Physical Appearance

William was a young man wearing a black suit, white undershirt, red tie, clear earpiece, and black sunglasses.

## Personality

William was a cold individual, dead set on completing the jobs given to him.

## Biography

### Iron Warrior

William was tasked with spying on and later eliminating members of The Misfits. He planted a bomb in their apartment complex to kill them, but they survived this and not too long after tracked him down. They interrogated him for Kurt Ryan II's location. Before killing him.
General Murdoch

General Murdoch, was the supervisor to The Misfits Special Forces unit and a close friend of both Frank Morris, Kurt Ryan I, and Kurt Ryan II. Before betraying Kurt II and later being killed by him.

## Physical Appearance

Murdoch is a balding and gray haired light skinned man, with wrinkles on his skin and face.

## Personality

Murdoch displayed himself as a caring commanding officer, which may or may not have been genuine to Frank, the original Kurt, and the other troops under his command. However, in actuality he was cold and malicious, betraying Kurt II and The Misfits for a position.

## Biography

Murdoch was the supervisor to The Misfits and very high up in the United States Army. Being able to attend meeting with President Osiris. During one of these meetings he oversaw the plan to use Kurt Ryan I as a basis for Project Ender.

Murdoch later dispatched Kurt Ryan II to Egypt, with him easily disposing of the opposition. During the remainder of the Apocalypse War, Murdoch dispatched The Misfits on various missions around the globe. As he was a close friend of Frank Morris before his death. Leading to Murdoch to promote Kurt II to captain so he could lead The Misfits.

Murdoch also assigned Selene Grace to The Misfits, before covering up her brutal killing of Liliana Lanzo. He later promoted Kurt Ryan II to major and Cade Rock to captain. In order for them to lead troops in Russia. A month after the war ended, Murdoch betrayed Kurt Ryan II and nearly had him terminated before he and Noah Krivac mind controlled Kurt to attack his friends.

This plan failed, however, and once Kurt was freed he went for Murdoch first. Although, he tried to fight back, he was ultimately killed by Kurt. Getting his head crushed by Kurt's bare hands.
General Reginald

General Reginald is the director of the Criminal Investigation Division for the Americanian Military Police. He came into conflict with The Misfits, specifically Kurt Ryan II after the investigation into Selene Grace's killing of Liliana Lanzo.

## Physical Appearance

Reginald is a older and bald African man, with some wrinkles in his skin.

## Personality

Reginald is a tough and no nonsense commander, standing by his troops and combating against those who do not respect them.

## Biography

### Iron Warrior

Reginal became the director of the CID Military Police, later coming into conflict against Kurt Ryan II, commander of The Misfits. After he began arguing with Major Arthur Savoy over Selene Grace's investigation. After arguing with the captain, Reginald left. However, Kurt was not intimidated or bothered by the general.
About (disambiguation)

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See also (disambiguation)

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Lieutenant Bateman

Lieutenant Bateman was one of the Military Police officers, alongside Lieutenant Wittman, assigned to notify Selene Grace about Kurt Ryan II's apparent death.

## Physical Appearance

Bateman is a dark skinned African man with raven hair, wearing a faded green camo uniform, pants, and brown tied boots. As well as single silver bars on his shoulder tops.

## Biography

### Iron Warrior

Bateman, alongside his partner, Lieutenant Wittman. Were sent to notify Selene Grace about Kurt II's apparent death on his way to meet with President Osiris. However, Selene wasn't convinced and after they both left, she investigated Kurt's disappearance.
Season 1

## *The Second Best Hospital In The Galaxy*

The **first season** of ***The Second Best Hospital In The Galaxy*** was announced on May 23, 2022. The eight-episode season is set to debut on February 23, 2024 on Prime Video.

## Premise

Follow doctors Sleech and Klak take on a highly dangerous and potentially groundbreaking case and, in doing so, put existence itself in jeopardy. Although considering their dismal personal lives, oblivion might be an improvement.

## Cast

### Main Cast

* Keke Palmer as Dr. Klak
* Stephanie Hsu as Dr. Sleech
* Natasha Lyonne as Nurse Tup
* Maya Rudolph as Dr. Vlam
* Kieran Culkin as Dr. Plowp
* Sam Smith as Dr. Azel

## Episodes

*Main article: List of episodes*

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 ‘The Second Best Hospital In The Galaxy’ Animated Comedy Starring & EP’ed By Maya Rudolph & Natasha Lyonne Gets Premiere Date At Prime Video
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 Amazon Orders Animated Comedy ‘The Hospital’ EP’ed & Starring Maya Rudolph & Natasha Lyonne With Kieran Culkin, Keke Palmer, Greta Lee, Sam Smith
Sheriff Boreanaz

> **Sheriff Boreanaz:** [On the End of the World] *Oh yeah. It would be replaced with a better world, and we, as the children of the Doodler, would bear the fruits of that labor.*
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**Sheriff David Boreanaz** was an important member of the Cult of the Doodler, and the Sheriff of Neverwinter. He hoped to bring about the end of the world by summoning The Doodler to this world.
Season 1 Episode 20 "Silent, But Dadly

The dads have won the tournament, and reap their just rewards! Darryl is not okay, Glenn is persuasive, Ron meets a hug, and Henry exhibits a powerful skill...

## Dad Facts

Glenn Close: Glenn hates Christmas.

Darryl Wilson: Darryl once scared Grant by waking him up as bloody Santa on Halloween, leading him to have to explain that Santa wasn't real.

Henry Oak: Henry and Mercedes go all out on a Halloween haunted house and they pass out healthy treats.

Ron Stampler: In the context of Halloween, Ron is scared by everything.
Season 2 Episode 20 "I Brought You My Catbus, You Brought Me Your Love"

Scary steps into yet another leadership role as the team plots their next course of action.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: Growing up, he was a fan of the Berenstain Bears books (and grew up with it spelled E-I-N). His favorite one is ‘Berenstain Bears and Too Much Junk Food’, because the candy looks amazing.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: He is not named after the dog that Grant lost, he is named after the actor Andrew Lincoln, because Marco had a crush on him.

Normal Oak: He is planning the future of his new mustache. He’s waiting for it to grow a bit more, but might go with a Burt Reynolds ‘Smokey and the Bandit’ look.

Scary Marlowe: Her favorite word is ‘Ache’, because it’s both a noun and a verb, and is closely aligned to the feelings of her soul.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
For (disambiguation)

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Main (disambiguation)

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Nick Close

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## Nick Close

* Season 1
* Season 2

### Aliases

Nicky Close
Nicholas Foster (Post-Trial)
Narcolas (Post-Trial)
St. Nick (Season 2)
St. Nicholas (Season 2)

### Relatives

Meryl Streep (great-grandfather)
Bill Close (grandfather)
Glenn Close (father/"uncle"/stepfather)
Jodie Foster (father (Post-Trial timeline))
Morgan Freeman (mom)

### Affiliation

The DoodlersHell
D.A.D.D.I.E.S. (Formerly)

## Appearances

### Debut

S1Ep1 "A Man and His Handshake"

Nick Close is the son of Glenn Close and Morgan Freeman in the Original Timeline and the son of Jodie Foster and Morgan Freeman in the Post-Trial Timeline.

In Season 1 he is pulled into the Forgotten Realms alongside the dads and their sons.

## History

### Pre-Trial

Nick is first seen in the first episode. He and Glenn are waiting for a ride to a soccer tournament. Nick is introduced unashamedly smoking a blunt he stole from Glenn. He allows Glenn to take the blunt and they get in the car, and are pulled through a portal together with the dads and their sons.

## Relationships

### Glenn Close

Nick and Glenn have a complicated relationship. They care for each other greatly, but Glenn fails to act as a responsible father figure never having had one himself. Nick on the other hand wants to impress Glenn, going as far as to smoke weed despite not liking it himself.
Foo (disambiguation)

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Season 2 Episode 39 "Hey, Dude!"

The teens finally commune with The Doodler.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He has been doing remixes of MP3s on his computer using WinApp. He’s been getting into the ‘amateur music thing’, and is a SoundCloud rapper who does anime raps.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: Currently, he is a soft-spoken, polite to authority, person at school. At his last school (The Li-Wilson Family school for Cool Kids), he was quite the bad boy. He got detention all the time, because the first time he got in trouble Marco said ‘when a kid gets detention, what they really need is attention’. (He got detention every day because he wanted to go out and get lunch with his dads so they had to pay attention to him).

Normal Oak: The Oak-Swallows-Garcia household is a strictly ‘shoes on in the house’ house. This goes back to Oakvale, where everyone walked around barefoot outside, so they had to wear shoes in the house to not get their dirty feet on the floors inside.

Scary Marlowe: When she first became goth, her mom was concerned and wanted to take her to a therapist that specialized in depression. To this, she said ‘I don't have depression. Are there any therapists who specialize in normal reactions to a fucked up world?’, and her mom dropped it.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Sparrow Oak-Garcia

* Season 1
* Season 2

Sparrow is the brother of Lark Oak-Garcia, son of Mercedes Oak-Garcia and Henry Oak and the uncle of Normal Oak and Hero Oak.

He was pulled through a portal into Faerûn in Season 1.

## Overview

Initially equally rambunctious with Lark, Sparrow is convinced by Henry to be kind and loving and retains this nature into Season 2.

## History

### Pre-Canon

Sparrow "created" the Doodler, which became the Westrock Elementary School soccer team's mascot. However, it is likely the Doodler simply existed in his subconsciousness as it outdates Sparrow.

### Season 1

Lark and Sparrow are first introduced punching a tree in their yard, while screaming power. Henry Oak encourages them for attempting to deal with their aggression, but tries and fails to dissuade them from harming the tree. They are picked up by Darryl Wilson like the other dads and their sons, and are pulled through a portal into the Forgotten Realms.

Lark and Sparrow are captured by the Lance and sold to Neverwinter. In Neverwinter they discover that the city worships Sparrow's creation, The Doodler. They are received as emissaries of the Doodler, and standing on each others shoulders don the guise of the Lord of Chaos.

The Dads arrive to Neverwinter. Lark and Sparrow think Henry will be angry and decide to throw the dads into the dungeons. In the dungeons the dads escape and Sparrow leaves Lark behind to initiate the ritual to summon the Doodler. Henry manages to catch up to Sparrow, and gives a passionate speech on the strength of compassion, mercy and love. At the end he turns into a wolf.

Sparrow is deeply impressed by this and decides to abandon their plans of genocide. Unfortunately, this leads to Sheriff Boreanaz ordering the guards to attack. Sparrow is hit and goes unconscious almost immediately, missing out on a pyramid dropping on the tower and crushing it entirely.

After leaving Neverwinter, Lark and Sparrow are taken over by a booming voice and disappear.

## Relationships

### Lark Oak-Garcia

> **Sparrow:** *Do you trust me?*
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> **Lark:** *‘Til the end.*
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## Trivia

* Lark and/or Sparrow burned down a significant portion of their first school.
Season 2 Episode 29 "S.O.C.C.E.R.: Shadow Of Scorenogoal"

Game on, as the teens kick off the soccer match in HELL!

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He doesn’t shower. The only time he showers is before strenuous physical activity, because he has no BO. He also counts standing in the rain as showering.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: His best friend died when he was 8 years old. He was called Mr Kicks, and was his create-a-character on FIFA. The save file got corrupted during a transfer and was lost.

Normal Oak: He is such a fan of Teen High that he is the most published author in the Teen High fanfiction tag on AO3. Most of his stories are about ‘what would happen if the mascots were real and had to go to the schools and were friends with the other mascots?’ His latest saga is the ‘My Immortal’ of Teen High fanfic, and has been left on a pretty big cliffhanger.

Scary Marlowe: This is what was going through her head at the end of the last episode: ‘I’m writing this in my head, no pen. the pain in my head is a 10 out of 10. hand? or should I say lack thereof. the fires of hell fit like a glove. 10 pain, 0 friends. 22 take the pitch. I’ll win this game faster than y’all said bitch.’

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe

**Guest Stars**

Jimmy Wong as Jodie Foster
Season 2 Episode 5 "Dance Dance Revelations"

It's the day of the big school dance, but WHO WILL THEY GO WITH!?

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He doesn’t like throwing stars. He says it is because they’re impractical in use and are limited, but secretly it is because he once tried to practice throwing them in his backyard and cut his hand. He’s been scared to use them ever since.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: He always has the same Halloween costume every year; his future self as a great soccer player. However, he always gets insecure about his costume, so Marco and Grant always dress up as his two biggest fans.

Normal Oak: He has an older sister called Hero Oak, who is a senior at Video Game High School.

Scary Marlowe: The first crush that she had was on the evil penguin in ‘The Pebble and The Penguin’. His name is Drake.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Season 2 Episode 36 "When Terry Met Terry"

The teens barely have time to get their feet on solid ground before dodging BULLETS? And uh oh is that the Black Parade??

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He always wanted to have an anime style hot spring in his backyard, because he believed it would make ladies come over. His mom told him he could have one koi fish in an aquarium. (He does have an unfinished series on his YouTube channel about building his own Japanese anime style hot springs, and the only video is him breaking the ground).

Lincoln Li-Wilson: He wears contacts (soft contacts), and his eyes are very itchy right now because he hasn’t changed them in awhile.

Normal Oak: The first time he tried drinking, he was 10 years old, and he tried Henry’s bottle of ‘Grandpa Booze’, which is Henry’s home-brewed hard kombucha. He took one sip and was throwing up for a day.

Scary Marlowe: She likes spicy food. When she goes to a Thai restaurant, she asks for medium spicy, but sometimes that’s a little too spicy.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Season 2 Episode 4 "Barf Bum Movie Men (Ft. Elyse Willems)"

The teens become embroiled in an investigation concerning missing body parts.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He got really into ‘Spot the drowning kid’ videos on YouTube and helped to save a kid from drowning at the local pool.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: For the first 90 minutes after he wakes up, he doesn’t use his hands to do anything to ‘prime his body for the soccer field’.

Normal Oak: He can’t swim. He was also both the kid that Taylor helped save from drowning, and the kid in one of the ‘Spot the drowning kid’ videos that Taylor watched.

Scary Marlowe: She believes that Terry Jr’s note to self is a cool code and has been putting it into an anagram generator. So far she has a few guesses, such as ‘Haw, Neurochemistry’ and ‘Munchie Sea Worther’.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe

**Guest Stars**

Elyse Willems as Erica Drippins
Season 2 Episode 31 "Halt and Catch Fireball"

The teens resolve some internal issues.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He has never seen the Pixar movie Onward, or an anime adaptation of Onward, specifically anything that might happen with a father figure’s severed legs.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: His favorite snack is chocolate covered espresso beans, and he doesn’t know he has been addicted to coffee. He does not like Charleston Chews.

Normal Oak: Pinterest is his only form of social media, and he follows a lot of guys on pinterest whose thing is about ‘returning to when men looked like K-pop stars’, but the fascism goes straight over his head, and he thinks it’s about old school aesthetics.

Scary Marlowe: For the last year, all of the teacher’s comments at the bottom of her report card were varied, but now they all say ‘A pleasure to have in class’. There is definitely some sort of violent coercion going on with the teachers from her.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Season 2 Episode 41 "We Need to Talk About Heaven"

A new ally joins the teens as they dodge an ambush and make their way to heaven.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: Like all weeb boys, he has considered ‘Am I more ninja or am I more samurai?’ With how stealthy he was, clearly ninja, but he has started to come around to the idea of wearing more than one sword to be more samurai.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: His social network of choice is Nextdoor. He used it to give the neighbors warnings that he was going to be practicing soccer, because it might get a little bit rowdy if he scores a lot that day.

Normal Oak: When he was younger, the family had a cat that was pregnant. He thought that, because the cat had 8 nipples, there would be 8 kittens (1 kitten per nipple). Everyone told him that that wasn’t how it worked, but then there were 8 kittens, and he still thinks that’s how it works.

Scary Marlowe: When she grows up, she wants to open a French bread shop, because it’s all about the pain.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Barry Oak

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## Barry Oak

### Relatives

Hildy Russet
Autumn Oak
Henry Oak-Garcia
Lark Oak-Garcia
Sparrow Oak-Garcia
Hero Oak
Normal Oak

### Affiliation

The Omega Dads
Willy Stampler
Bill Close

## Appearances

### Debut

S1 Ep28 "The Bridges of Dad and Son County"

## Overview

Barry Oak is Henry Oak's father and serves as a co-BBEG for Season 1, in alliance with Willy Stampler and Bill Close. Barry is shown to be cruel, callous and demanding.
Season 2 Episode 13 "Children of the Code"

The teens finally get some gosh darned answers around here!

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He is secretly a huge fan of the soccer team. He also occasionally shines a laser pointer into the opposing goalie’s eyes.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: His favorite taste is steamed brussel sprouts, because he was told that they would make him strong. He’s also constipated all the time.

Normal Oak: His best friend is his pen pal from Ecuador, Carlos, who he met on a family trip to Ecuador when he was around 6 years old.

Scary Marlowe: When she played soccer, her nickname was The Waterfall, because the one time she played goalie she was really good at it, but she cried the whole time.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Jodie Foster

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## Jodie Foster

### Relatives

Morgan Freeman (ex-wife)
Scam Likely (ex?)
Nicholas Foster (son)
Nicky Close (it's complicated)
Taylor Swift (grandson)
Hermie the Unworthy (scammed into believing was his son)

### Occupation

Highway Cop (formerly)
King of Hell

## Character Information

### Species

Human (formerly)
Demon

## Overview

Jodie Foster is a demon that took on the role of being Nick Foster's father. He took on the role of a highway cop and turned Paladin upon entering the Forgotten Realms.

## Dad Facts

* + Ep49: When Nicholas was a "wee lad" getting his vaccinations, Jodie--despite a childhood fear of needles--had the doctor give him a fake vaccination to soothe his son. Jodie couldn't look when it was Nicholas' turn. Nicholas thought his dad was a wimp for wincing.
	+ Ep50: Every time he gets into his car, Jodie times himself on how fast he can "buckle his belt and put the key in the ignition, turn it on and... get ready to go."
	+ Ep51: The first time Jodie smoked a cigarette was to show Nicholas it was uncool. The smoke proceeded to get "stuck" in his stomach, and his point was proved because he "looked awful doing it."
	+ Ep52: Jodie, as a highway cop, would spend much of his (abundant) downtime "doin' stuff. Wacky shit."
	+ Ep53: Since childhood Jodie has had insecurities surrounding his name--he's gone through several nicknames (Joe, Joey, Josie, Jobie) but found Joseph gained him "some respect... like an adult." However, after a Friends episode aired where Joey changed his name to Joseph Stalin, Jodie (then Joseph) was mocked by his peers. Consequently, he went back to Jodie.
	+ Ep54: N/A
## Trivia

* Jodie is the player first character to replace one of other player characters as a dad.
	+ The vampire Terry Sr. was the first character to replace a dad, two of them even (Ron, and the real Terry Sr.), but Jodie is the first player character to replace a dad (Glenn).
* Jodie has an identical name to the famous and beloved actress Jodie Foster. This even comes up in episode 53.
* Jodie is irresponsible.
Season 2 Episode 10 "Dad Me To Hell"

We finally find out who wins the debate!!!

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: After bothering his mom enough, she bought him a full iRacing rig. Because of how much space it takes up in the garage, his mom has to park her car in the driveway. As a result, he kind of knows the Laguna Seca course in California.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: He does not believe in God. He dabbled in religion when Chelsea was in the championship, and when they lost and his favorite player broke his leg he decided that there either was no God, or he was cruel.

Normal Oak: His name is not really Normal. His actual full name is ‘Normally Oak-Swallows-Garcia’.

Scary Marlowe: She was born in November, but instead of being a Sagittarius, she is an Ophiuchus.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Season 1 Episode 16 "A Tournament for Knights"

The dads hit the road en route to the tournament for knights in Meadowshade. Darryl dreams about football, Henry gathers more knowledge, Glenn spins out of control, and turns out Ron's more famous than he thought.

## Intro

This episode’s intro features a parody of “See You Again” by Wiz Khalifa and Charlie Puth about leaving Paeden Bennetts behind with Walter The Immoral in the previous episode. Darryl, Henry, and Ron all sing a verse individually and Glenn sings the chorus.

## Dad Facts

Glenn Close: His favorite Star Wars movie is Attack of the Clones.

Darryl Wilson: His favorite part of being a father is when babies wake up confused until they see you and smile. This is also Matt's favorite part of being a father.

Henry Oak: He was born on May 23 and is a Gemini.

Ron Stampler: Beth is sick so she sounds like Ron indefinitely, and people keep recognizing her. (This is said to be a lie, "nobody recognizes me in real life.")
Season 2 Episode 40 "The Teenhigh Saga: Break-in Wrong: Part 1"

The teens and Dood head back to school.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: (Freddie has a cat now) Taylor also has a cat… boy costume that he uses to make NPC videos on TikTok. He made so much money from it, but only for two days before the videos got slammed with content violations, because they were just a little too weird for TikTok.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: He’s changing his name to Lincoln M. Kicks in honor of the only person who ever cared about him when he was growing up and never betrayed him; Mr Kicks, his FIFA character.

Normal Oak: His favorite cat is Nermal from Garfield, because their names sound similar, and he thinks they’d get along. There was a kid in elementary school who’s name was Norm L, and Normal thought they could be best friends, but got made fun of.

Scary Marlowe: After doing some research on TikTok, she believes she has ‘delayed onset insult phasa’, a disease where when you want to say something mean to someone, you can’t think of what to say until they leave.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Season 1 Episode 1 "A Man and His Handshake"

Four dads are flung into a new land, sans sons...

## Episode Summary

Darryl Wilson is driving his 2008 Honda Odyssey to the Westrock Elementary School Doodlers' soccer tournament with his son, Grant Wilson. Along the way, they pick up Glenn Close and his son, Nick, Henry Oak and twins Lark and Sparrow Oak, and Ron Stampler and his stepson, Terry Jr. While on the drive, the families find themselves driving on increasingly rocky roads that are not recognized on Darryl's GPS. Suddenly, on the crest of a hill, a purple portal opens, sucking the Honda Odyssey, dads, and sons inside. While entering the portal, each dad is struck with the feeling that they are certain they have been a bad father to their sons.

Upon exiting the portal, the dads discover that they are now in a strange world and their sons are gone. They call 911 and AAA, and their phones work, however dispatchers are unable to figure out their location and cannot come help them. While trying to figure out what to do, they are attacked by three men in red cloaks. After killing two of them, the third surrenders, stating his name is Three and that he knows who took their sons.

Three leads them to The Lance, who he states auctioned off the children a week ago. The dads attempt to ransom Three in exchange for information, but The Lance kills Three instead. In an attempt to persuade the Lance to reveal the location of the children, Darryl tells a story about his son, Grant, losing their family dog, Lincoln. This angers the Lance, and he agrees to enter a blood pact with Darryl in which he will reveal Grant's location in exchange for the promise that Darryl will punish his son upon seeing him again.

After sealing the blood pact, Darryl discovers that he has been tricked--he must now kill Grant and eat his skin within 24 hours of seeing him again, or he and the three other dads will all die painful deaths. However, he learns that Grant is in Meadowshade. Darryl then distracts The Lance so that Henry is able to look at his ledger and discover the locations of the other children--Lark and Sparrow are in Neverwinter, Nick is in Waterdeep, and Terry Jr. is in Roqueporte.

## Dad Facts

Glenn played on the side stages of Bonnaroo in 1997 with the Glenn Close Trio, his dad-rock cover band.

Darryl would be the head coach of the Westrock Elementary Doodlers soccer team if not for “some jerk named Darnell.”

Henry brought a large pack of condoms on the road trip because they can each hold roughly ten gallons of water.

Ron has never taken a sex ed class.

## Cast

Matt Arnold as Darryl Wilson

Anthony Burch is the DM

Will Campos as Henry Oak

Beth May as Ron Stampler

Freddie Wong as Glenn Close

## Appearences

* Nicky Close
* Lark Oak-Garcia
* Sparrow Oak-Garcia
* Grant Wilson
* Terry Jr. Stampler
* Three
* The Lance
Dungeons and Daddies Wiki

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Season 1 Episode 27 "Advanced Dungeons & Dragons"

The dads finally approach the dreaded Castle Ravenloft with an army of mercenaries in tow and engage in some creative problem solving.

## Dad Facts

Glenn Close: Glenn gets the hiccups, which sometimes affects his concerts. He once had to play a 30 minute Jingle Bell solo waiting for his hiccups to die down.

Darryl Wilson: Sunday 9pm is his and Carol's sex time and on the calendar it's called "financing.:

Henry Oak: Henry and Mercedes host a game of Oaks and Ogres each game night.

Ron Stampler: Samantha is the only person to call Ron "Daddy Flapjack Google Doc Dick."
Interlude - The Witch is Dead

The gang play The Witch is Dead, by Grant Howitt, which tells the story of one time everyone's favorite garden witch Erin O'Neill died at the hands of a dastardly witch hunter named Chad, and how three woodland birds saved her...

This was originally Patreon bonus content, released into the wild because they refer to some of the events of this episode in the main campaign.
Season 1 Episode 25 "Mummy Issues"

The dads delve deeper into the darkness of the pyramid along with intern Doug, bracing for the horrors that lie within...

## Dad Facts

Glenn Close: Glenn is a hardcore Disney fan.

Darryl Wilson: Darryl and Grant love rollercoasters. The first time Grant went on one with Darryl, he had a weak stomach and threw up. Darryl pretended to throw up too. This is now a regular thing for Darryl to pretend he is also sick.

Henry Oak: Henry's favorite musical is Cats... just the stray cats outside though, not the one by Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Ron Stampler: Ron's New Year's resolution is the same as Samantha's, which is to be kinder. To do so, he just bought a stack of Hallmark cards.
Permanent Resident

A permanent resident in the context of soulbonding refers to a soulbond—an intense, personal connection with a fictional character or entity—that has become a lasting and enduring presence in the individual's life. This term often implies that the soulbond has chosen to remain in the current world, unable or unwilling to depart.

Key Points:

1. Soulbonding: Soulbonding is a phenomenon where individuals form deep, emotional connections with fictional characters or entities. These connections can be profound and impactful, often involving a two-way interaction with the imagined being.
2. Enduring Presence: A permanent resident soulbond is one that has remained a significant and enduring part of the individual's life. Unlike some soulbonds that may come and go, a permanent resident is consistently present.
3. Inability or Choice to Leave: The term suggests that the soulbond, for various reasons, either cannot or chooses not to leave the current world. This decision might be influenced by the dynamics of the bond, the individual's desires, or the unique circumstances surrounding the soulbond.
4. Long-Term Connection: The soulbond is not viewed as a temporary or fleeting experience but has established a long-term connection with the individual. This enduring presence can contribute to a sense of companionship, guidance, or mutual support.

Example Usage:

"Emma's soulbond with the character from her favorite book has become a permanent resident in her life. Even though the character is fictional, their presence is constant, providing comfort and understanding in her everyday experiences."

The concept of a permanent resident soulbond reflects the enduring nature of certain soulbonding experiences, highlighting the meaningful and lasting impact that fictional characters can have on an individual's life.
Forgotten Realms

> This page contains possibly major spoilers for the events of the podcast. Scroll at your own risk.
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Anthony: *"You’re seeing the sun kind of— it doesn’t just move in a straight line, it kind of sashays across the sky like back and forth in a curve—"*

**The Forgotten Realms** are a plane inhabited by various magical creatures and people. Its most important feature is the continent Faerûn on which the adventures largely take place.

In Season 1 the dads are pulled into the Forgotten Realms, where they search for their sons.

In Season 2 the people of Earth and the people of Forgotten Realms have switched places because of Code Purple. Season 2 takes place largely in the Forgotten Realms.

## Locations - Season 1

* Faerûn
* Neverwinter
* Phandalin
* Meadowshade
* Ravenloft

## Locations - Season 2

* D.A.D.D.I.E.S. Headquarters
* San Dimas
* San Dimas High School
Season 2 Episode 18 "Grand Theft Gato"

The Teens attempt to put Papa Johns behind them by doing a series of crimes, but how will they explain this gap in their resumes? And will they finally get a long rest (teens require more sleep than adults, between 9-10 hours a night)??

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He quit his job as a Postmates driver because the tip was never high enough for him.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: His favorite place to go on vacation is Tent City, which is a collection of tents in his backyard.

Normal Oak: His first kiss was with the Pomona High School Panther. They kissed in their mascot costumes behind the bleachers, so he doesn’t actually know who was in the other costume.

Scary Marlowe: The concept album about these adventures with her friends is going to be called ‘The Calzone Killas’.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Season 1 Episode 19 "Amazing Grant, How Sweet the Cern"

The final minutes of the tournament tick down as the dads scramble to deal with the consequences of their actions in the Forgotten Realms.

## Dad Facts

Glenn Close: Glenn refers to Wendy's as "Big Dubs"

Darryl Wilson: His favorite board game is Scrabble.

Henry Oak: His one mentalism magic trick is "I know where you got your shoes... you got 'em on your feet!"

Ron Stampler: Ron refers to celebrities by their given full names.
Season 2 Episode 19 "Pop Punk"

The teens attempt to be saviors of the broken, the beaten, and the damned.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: His favorite Joker depiction is Hisoka, a villain from the Hunter x Hunter series.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: His second choice job is to be a scientist. He was inspired by Kevin Costner from ‘Waterworld’, and wants to make pee into water.

Normal Oak: He has Invisalign, but lost them a while ago. His new ones do not fit, so he has been pushing the back of his teeth with his tongue in an attempt to move his teeth enough that his new Invisalign will fit.

Scary Marlowe: Her favorite goth joke is: How did the Goth kid break up with his girlfriend? He sang her You Are My Sunshine.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Season 2 Episode 46 "Lincoln in the No Holds Bardo"

One way or another, Hell's getting a new puppet dictator...

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: After he quit karate, he saw a mall ninja place and his mom bought him 4 katanas, 5 throwing stars, a taser, a stun gun and a grappling hook.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: He was only allowed to play on the playground with other kids after he signed an NDA: a Near Dad Agreement. He had to be within 2 and a half feet of one of his dads while outside. They got rid of it when he started going to school this year.

Normal Oak: He ran Ecuador in the school’s model UN and accidentally started World War 3. The night before, he ruined the big football game and caused the team to lose after he botched a handspring and distracted them. During the model UN, the rest of the world declared war on him.

Scary Marlowe: She headed a petition to rename Emo Music to ‘Black Metal’, because she thinks it sounds cooler.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Season 1 Episode 14 "The Tower of Terry"

The dads ascend a dark obsidian tower teeming with traps and environmental storytelling cues to stop Terry Jr. from opening a rift into the astral plane. Darryl reminisces about football, Henry reminisces about 90s computer games, Glenn reminisces about ultimate frisbee, and Ron steps up.

## Intro

This episode's intro features Freddie singing a parody of The Trees by Rush. The lyrics are altered to explain the events of last episode, mainly that the dads are about to ascend the Tower of Terry in pursuit of Terry Jr.

## Dad Facts

Glenn Close: Glenn goes out of his way to visit Roswell, New Mexico every time he goes on tour.

Darryl Wilson: His favorite color is leather brown.

Henry Oak: His real favorite TV show is the sunrise.

Ron Stampler: Ron catfished his wife by making a profile on the local humane society as a Schnauzer.
San Dimas

This page contains possibly major spoilers for the events of the podcast. Scroll at your own risk.
*This page is about the Season 2 location. For the San Dimas in Season 1, see San Dimas (Earth).*

**San Dimas** is a town in post-Code Purple Faerûn.

## Inhabitants

* Scary Marlowe
* Normal Oak
* Taylor Swift
* Lincoln Li-Wilson
* Lark Oak-Garcia
* Sparrow Oak-Garcia
* Rebecca Swallows
* Cassandra Swift
* Terry Jr. Stampler
* Grant Wilson
* Marco Li-Wilson
Season 1 Episode 24 "The Sins of the Fathers"

The dads plan to sneak into Neverwinter fails immediately, and so they must confront the terrible mistakes of their past.

## Dad Facts

Glenn Close: Glenn took a DNA test once and found out it gets sent to the government. Glenn also believes encoded in his DNA is the secret to true rock and roll stardom.

Darryl Wilson: Darryl makes everyone in his family do New Year's resolutions every year. He also always picks the same resolution every year: literally surprise them in one way every morning. He tries, and they hate it.

Henry Oak: Henry's favorite child is Beanie, the parrot.

Ron Stampler: Ron has attached earlobes.
Season 2 Episode 42 "Spirit Hallow Peen"

The teens sneak into heaven with an unorthodox plan.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He’s not a fan of a flying dog (Rogue), because he had put all of his heart into walking-up-the-walls cat. He thinks that a flying dog is objectively better on multiple fronts, and it’s not fair, so he’s making hating flying dogs his whole personality.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: He’s going through a lot, and has changed his outlook of what he wants for the rest of his life. He doesn’t want to be a professional soccer player because ‘Boss Kicks doesn’t play soccer. Boss Kicks owns soccer teams’. His first step is to become really rich by becoming one of the best soccer players in the world.

Normal Oak: His first venture into the world of business was also his first hobby; selling essential oils. He got his first taste at his mom’s vegan ice cream shop because they used stuff like peppermint extract. He definitely uses way too much and has probably burned out his sinuses.

Scary Marlowe: She has never really believed in heaven, and believes only in the great polytheistic religion of Ancient Rome, because ‘all of the gods and goddesses were just as fucked up as she is, and they were really hot’.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe