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The Richest Man in the World (character)

## The Richest Man in the World

A picture of the richest man in the world looking very dapper.

**Not to be confused with The Richest Man Alive**

### Overview

The Richest Man in the World (AKA The Mayor of Money) is actually the poorest man in the world. He once possessed infinity plus one dollars, but he squandered his money until he had negative infinity dollars. Being a stereotypical egotistical rich man (more specifically an egotistical rich man flex-rapper) he is a a critique of rappers who feel the need to state that they have lots and lots and lots (and lots) of money in the lyrics of their songs. Some time before he lost all his money, he befriended and upgraded Monsignor to share in the glory of his estate, Port Money. The glory was short-lived, however, as falling profits resulting from trading his gold reserves for gold-plated chocolate coins forced him to replace the entire city with chocolates and confectionery to mask their poorness. Luckily, Tank Bank and Sarah Modelface saved the city in the nick of time, skyrocketing profits with a mutually beneficial theme park commissioned at Port Instant Death.

### Appearance

The Richest Man Alive cycles though numerous appearances, but usually has short, jet-black hair, a monocle, and a finely tailored suit. Once he grew older, his hair became streaked with silver.

### Relationships

* Tank Bank
* Monsignor
* The Richest Man Alive
* Value Select

### Appearances

* Yacht Pirates - Port Money
* The Richest Man in the World
Rich Dad

### Overview

He is a hard working rich father who is permanently stressed due to his work which prevents him from ever getting to enjoy his enormous sums of money. He either cheats on his wife or divorced her as he flirts with other girls and dm's them to attempt to seduce them.

### Appearance

He is balding with a mustache and permanent stressed face. He usually wears khaki pants and a belt, with a white semiformal dress shirt and glasses. When attempting to seduce someone, however, he wears golden spectacles, tacky dress shirts, and black dress pants.

### Relationships

* Rich Son (Son)
* Rich Mom (Wife)

### Appearances

* The Master of Seduction (Modern Rizz)
* You’ve Got a Rich Dad!
* My Super Real Internet Girlfriend
Josh Girlfriends

### Personality

Josh Girlfriends is an 80s american heartthrob who only dates girls so that he can make relatable songs about them. He is a reference to Jim Croce and owns several thousand helicopters.

### Appearance

Josh Girlfriends has dark brown hair, a mustache, and wears a red robe.

### Relationships

* Value Select (Friend)
* Lord Windmere (Friend)
* James P. Boydad (Friend)
* Bastard Racer (Friend)
* MC can't read (Friend)
* Soulman 69 (Friend)

### Trivia

Soulman 69 once helped Josh deal with an especially difficult to get rid of girlfriend.

### Appearances

* Living With Your Girlfriend You Don't Love Anymore (Song)
* Say What You Mean (2003 Collectors Edition)
* When Your Girlfriend Cheats!
* Are You Kidding Me?
* The Male Fantasy
* I Love You (Please Go Away)
Steven Spielberg

## Steven Allen Spielberg

Steven Allen Spielberg is an American Filmmaker, and once sworn enemy of Value Select. Spielberg was blinded by the near unlimited power of being a Hollywood director, and became an evil and all-powerful entity, commanding his own personal Four Horsemen and eventually igniting the feud with Value Select by killing his father. However, during Yule 2019, Spielberg put aside his malicious ways after accidentally killing his son, Spoonman.

## Video Appearances

* Value Select's Divine Quest! (The Fall of Evil and Return of Pure Spirit)
* Yule 2019
I WAKE UP SAD! (episode two)

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**I WAKE UP SAD! (episode two)** is a video uploaded to the Value Select channel.

It is the 33rd video uploaded, and the second episode in the ongoing I WAKE UP SAD! series.

## Music Used

* Eternity Forever - Fantasy
* Fania All-Stars - Que Pasa
* Mitch Murder - Megamagic Theme
* SIDTHEKIDPH - Tutter's Lounge
* Flamingosis - Magic
* RITCHRD - YEA
One miserable man

### Personality

Prior to Peters holy rebuke, this miserable man had no manners, and would disregard the feelings of those around him in order to share "Harsh truths" that were, in fact, just him being crass since he knew no other way of social interaction since he was not social when young, and never developed the skills. After seeing clearly after Peters confrontation, he wants to change for the better.

### Appearance

This Miserable Man wears a button up plaid shirt with a loosely fitting unbuttoned blue plaid shirt overtop, even in the winter time. For more dramatic instances he instead wears an Anubis mask and black cloak.

### Relationships

* Peter
* The Realistic party (unconfirmed)

### Apperances

Thanks for the invite! (One Miserable Man)
Mark Zuckerberg

### Overview

Mark Zuckerberg is a dragon with ice breath whos goal is to rule the world. As of yet, he sees everything, including your passwords, which he will find and then kill your family. After the Facebook privacy leak, Zucc emotionally addressed the issue, and told everybody that it was their fault that they didn't stop him earlier. Come back to Facebook. Come back to Facebook. Come back to Facebook. Come back to Facebook. Come back to Facebook. Come back to Facebook. Come back to Facebook. Come back to Facebook. Come back to Facebook. Come back to Facebook. Come back to Facebook. Come back to Facebook.

### Appearance

Mark almost looks human. He wears a gray shirt.

### Appearances

* Reset Your Password
* Zucc's Revenge
Jazz Emu

Jazz Emu as he appears in "Awkward Memories! (Feat. Jazz Emu)".

### Overview

Jazz Emu is a fellow PhD bearing Sexologist and friend of Soulman 69. He has experienced severe cringe throughout his life, which he tried to alleviate by murdering anyone who experiences, witnessed, or knew of any actions related to him being remotely cringe, which altogether gave him superhuman stength. The cringeness eventually came to a head in ***Awkward Memories! (Ft. Jazz Emu)*** when accidentally high fiving Soulman 69's fist bump, which directly caused the infamous sex towers cringebustion. Luckily, both Jazz Emu and Soulman 69 likely survived because Jazz Emu was able to Vibe out the cringe, and Soulman 69's only weakness is being shot by a gun.

In real life, Jazz Emu is a fellow musician who sings comedy-funk music. See the Jazz Emu Wiki for more info.

### Appearance

Jazz Emu has fair skin and dark brown hair. He wears glasses, a brown coat, striped shirt and jeans.

### Appearances

* Awkward Memories (Featuring. Jazz Emu)
* All Jazz Emu Discography
* Jazz Emu: Pilot

### Trivia

* In Jazz Emu's song, *Vibe It Out*, he explains how one can recover from high fiving a fist bump. This is potentially how he survived the spontaneous cringebustion at Sex Towers.
* In Jazz Emu's song *Nice*, he explains how he once 'got a fist bump wrong' and it was 'extremely awkward', which pre-dates this awkward fist-bump in ***Awkward Memories! (Feat. Jazz Emu).***
* Jazz Emu experienced so much cringe throughout the course of his life that it granted him superhuman strength and speed, being able to climb up several stories in a matter of seconds.
Mirth

Mirth is a powerful substance within the Value Select Universe. The dictionary definition of mirth is an extreme feeling of giddiness or happiness, but it also appears to be what Value Select and The Brotherhood use to gain their power. The Brotherhood has used mirth to fight against many powerful foes such as the shapeshifting fish army, Steven Spielberg, and even the ever-growing void of corporate ethos itself. Furthermore, Value Select describes the type of music he makes as "Mirth Pop."
I WAKE UP SAD! (episode nine)

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**I WAKE UP SAD! (episode nine)** is a video uploaded to the Value Select channel.

It is the 235th video uploaded, and the ninth episode in the ongoing I WAKE UP SAD! series.

The video features sketches The Salute and DNA TEST COMMERCIAL (realistic).

## Music Used

* Shakatak - Invitations
* Isao Tomita - Clair de Lune
* Lee Greenwood - God Bless The U.S.A.
* GROOVE-FM - CITY
* meauxdal - fairy fountain (koji kondo)
* Carpenters - They Long To Be Close To You
Mr. President

Mr. President is a minor Value Select character played by Max Renner. He is an idealistic, commanding, intelligent (although occasionally naive) figure who always wants what's best for his country. He is most famously known for stopping all violence in the world by building giant bulletproof vests. Despite having made some mistakes (such as illegalizing death), he's one of the most morally sound Value Select characters and he's even considered by some to be the greatest man in the world.

## Physical Appearance

Mr. President is an average man with brown hair that he combs to his side and a suit and tie that varies in color.

## Biography

Sometime before or during 2018, Mr. President was elected to become the President of the United States. He quickly gained support after finding a way to stop all of the violence in the world by building giant bulletproof vests. However, even after putting an end to all violence, Mr. President still wasn't satisfied, as people were still dying. This led to Mr. President illegalizing death. However, after meeting the one true God and seeing the ramifications of his actions, Mr. President quickly made death legal again. The last time we saw Mr. President, so far, was when he was called to The Brotherhood's meeting at the top of Spirit Mountain during Yule 2019.

## Video Appearances

* Song of Peace (Brief appearance)
* No More School Shootings
* Death is Illegal
* Yule 2019
Charlie Newboy

### Overview

Charlie Newboy is a Harvard grad stock trader, who gained immense success working for Gordon Moneyhaver. He achieved this by insider trading (illegal) until the events of Tell Me Your Secrets, Charlie!, when he gave Mr. Moneyhaver his final tip. He has 33 dads.

### Appearance

Charlie wears a loose blue suit, a white shirt, and a red tie.
Mithras

### Overview

Mithras is the creator of the universe whom occasionally enters peoples minds if they need guidance. In God High School, Mithras, Poseidon, and NFL's Tom Brady were assigned a group project to create a universe. After being abandoned and left to do all the work, Mithras came in clutch and created the best universe ever seen. So good, was it that other Gods tried to claim it as their own, through a series of terrible books.

### Appearance

[Spirit Form] Mithras appears as a traditional statue depicting the slaughter of a bull

[True Form / High School Form] Mithras wears a full red tight suit, a red cape, and a red triangular hat.

### Relationships

* Mr. President
* Monsignor
* NFL's Tom Brady
* Poseidon
* Value Select

### Appearances

* Value Select Kills the Moon
* Death is Illegal
* Clutch Anthem (Carry the Team!)

Spirit FormGod High School
Richard Roses

Richard Roses posing on his "Christmas 4 Everyone" album cover.

### Overview

Richard Roses is a minor Value Select character played by Max Renner. He's a devout, middle-aged Christian folk and soft rock musician with ego problems and notoriously offensive lyrics.

### Relationships

* Torvald Henderson
	+ Richards song "Yuletide Knife Fight" may have been inspired by the Holy Henderson Stick Fight

### Appearances

* Christmas 4 Everyone
* Carolina Know by Roses
* Beat The Kids
* Rich People 4 Poor People (charity song better than Lil Dicky's Earth)
* Never Be Yourself
* Sleep Tape for Egomaniacs Vol 1
* Yule 2019
* Yuletide Knife Fight
I WAKE UP SAD! (episode three)

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**I WAKE UP SAD! (episode three)** is a video uploaded to the Value Select channel.

It is the 36th video uploaded, and the third episode in the ongoing I WAKE UP SAD! series.

## Music Used

* Shakatak - Invitations
* Chopin - Ballade No. 1 in G Minor, Op. 23 *(?)*
* Brian Ellis - High
* Vantage - Cocktail Midnight
* Brian Ellis - World Peace
* ?
* NFL Theme Song
* RITCHRD - YEA
The Fish

The Fish are a race of strange, malicious and powerful entities found within the Value Select universe. Their first appearance was in the video "fish hunt".

## Physiology

While appearing to look like regular minnows at first, Fish are immediately differentiated from their aquatic counterparts by their seven-foot stature, muscular arms, legs, and in the case of some remarkably powerful Fish, wings.

## Powers and Abilities

### Enhanced Athleticism

* Due to their legs of the second strongest man, a trait alien to their aquatic brethren, Fish are capable of running long distances.
* Fish are also very skilled with their arms of the strongest man, being proficient at both wrestling and fencing.

### Shapeshifting

* While we never get to see what these shapeshifting abilities entail, the Fish having an ability to shift their form is mentioned by Mr. President in the Yule 2019 video.

### Flight

* Some notable Fish have developed wings that allow them to fly through the air.

### Necromancy

* A few, very powerful fish have even mastered the art of conjuring the dead.
Shangus

### Overview

Shangus is one of the wolves of the Wolf Pack and worked under the management of Boss until Massive Layoffs occurred.

### Appearance

Shangus is a Grey Wolf with dark fur on the top of his head with lighter fur down his torso. He has the general appearance of a wolf.

### Relationships

* Boss
* Jennifer (Sister)
* Karl (Helped Eat)
* Mom Wolf
* Dad Wolf
* Christopher
* Damien
* Tyrone
* Lester
* Kevin
* Devin
* Jevin
* Wolfy #1
* Wolfy #2
* The other one
* This Guy

### Appearances

* I Think I'm Gonna Like Being a Ghost (Day Eighteen)
* Massive Layoffs
* White Rose 3: Incel Rising
1010

1010 is an app game published by Gram Games. Players are given differently shaped pieces in batches and a 10x10 board to place them on. Once a row or column is complete, it is cleared out. The game is over when players have nowhere to place one of their pieces. It has appeared in the following seasons:
Dad

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**I'm Going to Fight my Dad** is a video uploaded to the Value Select channel. It is the fifth video uploaded. The video shows a young boy played by Max Renner plotting to fight and kill his dad. His reasons for the murder are that his dad is useless because the boy knows everything the dad knows making Dad obsolete. The boy may also want to kill his dad as a show of dominance to impress others or to gain more power.
Sven Evermore

### Overview

Sven Evermore is mostly knows as being the stereotypical anime obsessed neckbeard, he is completely deluded and believes he is the protagonist of a sub-par shonen anime. He believes that anybody who dislikes him is a villain and that any women that doesn't run away in fear or disgust is another potential love interest. He believes that any man who has a girlfriend is an evil chad of the chad army who he, the hero of the story, must defeat in order to rescue the fair maiden.

### Appearance

Sven wears the traditional outfit of the neckbeard including the mandatory fedora and trench coat. He also can be found wearing anime shirts as well as shirts for old nintendo consoles that he's never actually played but pretends that he has so that he can act quirky and superior in front of others.

### Relationships

* Alice
* Matt Dillahunty Jr.
* Mom
* The high chad
* Emily
* The D&D Club
* The wolves
* River Man
* Halen well Matt
* Father/Demon
* The Brotherhood
* The Tendy Man (Fellow Neckbeard)

### Appearances

* The White Rose
* white Rose 2: Chad Curse
* White Rose 3: Incel Rising
* Yule (Fantasy Foreverester)
* Fantasy Foreverest
* Value Select Kills the Moon (saved everyone from an overly gratuitous explanation)
Honda Accord Sport 2015

Parked in two Parking Spaces

### Overview

The Honda Accord Sport 2015 is an average Honda Accord Sport 2015. It is a good car, and better than most. It has been owned by numerous characters.

### Appearance

The Honda Accord Sport 2015 has a white, polished finish, four wheels and doors, and a license plate reading "7MBU203" in blue text.

### Relationships

* Fish Hunters
	+ J
	+ Fish Hunter
* Value Select

### Appearances

* Fish Hunt
* The Neverending Breakup
* Hit Me With Your Car 2020
* The Golfsman
* He Took Two Parking Spaces (and what that means scientifically)
* Every Car Commercial Ever! (relatable content)
* mission statement [archived]
Return of the Realistic Party (I Came to Stand!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZexLrouoMYM&list=UUsnVnnNneaz0E7aQPD\_o0BQ&index=2

Realistic party is a song about an introvert at a social gathering who goes by only the name Lord Windermere which seems to be a common thread in Renner's work. The main character is first nervous to be at the party before embracing the party in the superior way which includes playing incomplete board games, gamecube with a broken controller and talking about the concept of death. There is a callback to When Do You Want Me To Leave Your House? (The Song) where the main character ponders how all the girls knew when to leave the party and finally our main character kills a white man playing an acoustic guitar and singing poorly which is a call-back to white man acoustic guitar.
Buck Rivers

### Overview

Buck Rivers is a parody/homage to classic country musicians. Being a stereotypical "country boy" he plays the guitar and cheats on his girlfriend. Despite this, he still cares about her, worrying about her when the girl he is cheating on her with ghosts her.

### Appearance

He wears a black fedora, partially undone red checkered shirt with a black coat, and light blue jeans. He leaves stubble on his face and allows his hair to grow long and tangled.

### Relationships

* Yiddle Diddle The Fiddle Riddle Doy (Producer)
* Girlfriend
* Girlfriends friend

### Appearances

* Hiding From Your Wife (The Southern Way)
* Send This to Your Girlfriend's Bestfriend 😏🌹 (feat. Buck Rivers)
* Fun country song about takin' it EZ and not worryin'
The Fantasy Series

***The Fantasy Series*** is two-season series of tragicomic videos combining sketch comedy with lore pertaining to the greater Value Select Universe. The series boasts an ambitious presentation in which each sketch transitions almost flawlessly into the next.

## Episodes

### High Fantasy (Season One)

* High Fantasy
* Higher Fantasy
* Highest Fantasy
* Highester Fantasy

### Fantasy Forever (Season Two)

* Fantasy Forever
* Fantasy Foreverer
* Fantasy Foreverest
* Yule (Fantasy Foreverester)

## Lore

While the overarching story of the Fantasy series is fairly vague, subtle lore is revealed in each episode. In Yule 2019, the members of the Brotherhood summarize the plot-relevant events of Fantasy series.

* We learn the origin of Stepdad in the episode one "Dad's Tape" sketch.
* In episode two, we get a glimpse into the corporate, Hollywood studios The Brotherhood defends against.
* Episode three shows us Planet Select and the origins of Value Select himself.
* Episode four tells us the tale of the ascending artist.
Yule (Fantasy Foreverester)

**Yule (Fantasy Foreverester)** (maxwell scott renner's YULE)is a video uploaded to the Value Select youtube channel.

It is the 306th video uploaded, and the final video of the *2019 saga*.

## Yule 2019

### Upload Date

December 25th, 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUMbGT5Y0Ng&t=8s&ab\_channel=ValueSelect

## Synopsis

Richard Dreyfuss arrived at Castle Speilberg to inform his master that Yule had arrived and that Value Select and the Brotherhood had failed to meet their quota of one million subscribers. Having learned from Richard Roses that the brotherhood was camped at Spirit Mountain, Speilberg set off with his four horsemen to claim victory over his rival, annihilate the Brotherhood, and bring the Golden Age to a close forever.

On Spirit Mountain, an hour before the channel handoff, the Value Select and the Brotherhood hold a meeting in which the group attempts to convince their leader not to meet with Speilberg. However, despite their pleas, Value Select declares that as a man of his word he must complete his end of the bargain, and must do so alone. With the fated time arriving, Value Select delivers a powerful speech reflecting on the group's achievements throughout the year.

Following this speech, the rest of the Brotherhood reminisce on how they met Value Select, along with their divine mission. Finally, MC Can't Read asks Value Select if he is afraid to die, to which the man responds that he has "a deep turmoil raging inside [him]", and that he feels the need to express his emotions through song.

Following an emotional solo titled The Parking Lot Of Gethsemane, Value Select is accosted by Spielberg and his horsemen, who have arrived to claim their prize. Wondering how his rival discovered his location, Value Select realises Roses' betrayal, only to have his channel seized by Harrison Ford during the brief distraction. Value Select attempts to bargain with Spielberg, stating that he has a few moments left, only for the latter to deny him, stating that his time is up. He orders the horsemen to kill the members of the Brotherhood, and then turns a firearm on Value Select, shooting to kill him. As the bullet flies toward its target, Spoonman leaps in front of Value Select, sacrificing himself to save his friend.

As Spoonman lays dying, he reveals that his full name is Spoonman Spielberg and that he not only sacrificed himself to save Value Select, but to try and steer his father back onto the path of good. He begs the two men to put aside their differences and work together to create a new epic to surpass Gilgamesh. With his final words uttered, Spoonman perishes, passing on to Jewish Heaven.

With his son slain by his own hand, Spielberg realises the mistakes he has made, allowing his creative visions to be shackled and controlled by outside forces. Decrying his failures, Spielberg asks Value Select to help him put aside their differences and strive for a greater future. Value Select agrees and the two form an alliance, ushering in the Platinum Age.
Jigsaw Puzzle

For a Jigsaw Puzzle challenge, players compete for the fastest time. There are many ways a Jigsaw Puzzle challenge can be run. It can be run as a 24-hour challenge, semi-live, or live. Due to the differing piece sizes, it can be easy or difficult. Jigsaw Puzzles have appeared in the following seasons:
Chester “The Jester” Reese

## Chester Reese

### Overview

Chester "The Jester" Reese was the biggest youtuber who made his fortune by pretending to be altruistic, but really using whatever underhanded tactics were available to make as much money as possible. When he said the N word live on stream to buy his best friend Value Select more time, he was cancelled and was sentenced accordingly to appear on other youtubers live streams, making surface level observations for eternity.

### Appearance

Chester Reese wears a blue, gold trimmed tropical shirt, and headphones around his neck.

[Demon Form] In his Demon Form, The Jester has a skull face, gold trim robe, and demonic powers.

### Relationships

* Value Select (Best Friend)
* Tandler (Manservant)
* Mr Beast (No Relation Whatsoever)

### Appearances

* If Charity Influencers Were Honest
* YouTuber Apology (The Song)
* Avenge Your Father, Change Your Life
* Anything is Possible 🌹

Human FormDemon FormTandlerJester Logo
Value Select (Channel)

Value Select is a youtube channel run by Max Renner that mainly focuses on comedy sketches and songs. It was created on April 5, 2007 and the first video by the channel is a one minute video titled "Max Renner Acting Reel" that was uploaded on January 18, 2017. The channel is mostly comprised of songs, sketches, spoofs, and series, and has a loosely tied together lore and universe with recurring characters and settings.

For more info on the Value Select Channel, visit the main page.
Shanghai Ballers

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6oyeD6xH35I9LWB7TXDan5hASgJIKGi6

**a show about three friends trying trying to play for the Chinese Basketball Association** Shanghai Ballers is an ongoing comedy series on the Value Select YouTube channel. It features 3 fine gentlemen in shanghai as they get up to gang and basketball related shenanigans.

## Installments

### Season 01

* shanghai ballers (E01S01)
* Shanghai Ballers (E02S01)
* Shanghai Ballers (E03S01)
* Shanghai Ballers (E04S01)
* Shanghai Ballers (E05S01)
* Shanghai Ballers (E06S01)
* Shanghai Ballers (E07S01)
* Shanghai Ballers (E08S01)
* Shanghai Ballers (E09S01)

### Season 02

* Shanghai Ballers (E01S02) "Basketball Camp"

### Lost In The Woods

* This is NOT Shanghai Ballers: Lost In The Woods
I WAKE UP SAD! (season finale)

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**I WAKE UP SAD! (season finale)** is a video uploaded to the Value Select channel.

It is the 271st video uploaded, and the 11th episode in the ongoing I WAKE UP SAD! series. As the title implies, it's the final episode of season 1.

The video features an uncut version of I Have One Billion Girlfriends.

## Music Used

* Saint-Saëns - The Carnival of the Animals - VII. Aquarium
* Shakatak - Invitations
* Flamingosis - Right As Rain
* Charles Manson - Look At Your Game Girl
* Engelbert Humperdinck - A Man Without Love
* James Taylor - I Was a Fool to Care
* Russ Freeman - Jamaican Nights
* Stephen Bishop - Save It For A Rainy Day
* Flamingosis - Pimpin' All Over The World
* Noel Harrison - Windmills of Your Mind
* Charles Manson - Eyes of the Dreamer
James P. Boydad

James P. Boydad’s appearance in his commercial

### Overview

James P. Boydad is a florist and former lawyer. As a child, Boydad thought being a lawyer would be an exciting career option - regretting his decision as an adult, he quit, and became a florist. However, clients still called him for legal help, and so he took it upon himself to use legal loopholes to cause pain and death to anyone who calls his number (1-800-HIRE-BOYDAD), even as a joke.

### Appearance

James P. Boydad has fair skin and dark brown hair. He wears glasses, a navy blue suit, white shirt and red tie.

### Relationships

* Police Chief
	+ The Chief of Police is on Boydad’s payroll, and as such, has to do his bidding. It is unknown whether their relationship extends further beyond this.
* Josh Girlfriends
	+ James P. Boydad is seen with Josh Girlfriends with Josh's other friends in the video "The Male Fantasy"
* Tobias Boydad (Possible relation)

### Appearances

* Lawyer Not For Hire (Stop Calling)
* Still not a lawyer
* Almost a Man (The Henderson Plan)
Max Renner Acting Reel

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**Max Renner Acting Reel** is the first video uploaded to the Value Select channel, and currently the first available video listed. The video was premiered on January 18th, 2017, uploaded Max Renner.

It is succeeded by "Just Listen to Me (Please)".

## Description

Please hire me.

I do inaugurations. PATREON : https://www.patreon.com/valueselect

## Synopsis

An acting reel introducing and featuring the talents of the one Max Renner, spotlighting talents such as:

* FASTEST AGILITY
* BEST STRENGTH
* SELF TRAINED ACTOR
* CAN BE A GUN FIGHTER
* KNOWS SWORDS
* HAS TAKEN A KARATE
* MUSICIANSHIP
* HIP-HOP!
* MODERN
* TAP
Soulman 93

The best at sex

### Overview

Soulman 93 was the best at sex until he was killed by ladies who wanted to have sex since he refused to have sex with them. This most likely happened on a thursday, as that was when the ladies most often passed the point of reason. The 93rd experiment of his kind, he was enrolled in a calculus class and seemed to have good relationships with his fellow classmates, apart from the ones he was involved in intimate relationships with.

### Appearance

He wore an undone black trenchcoat with excercise clothing underneath, with a matching black fedora. This is not unlike the neckbeard uniform, but his demeanor makes it look good.

### Trivia

* His face was used on the thumbnail of Sphincter is only so big | Monopoly ft. VALUE SELECT [ROUND 15-2] (The Game Grumps collab)
Buy My Book

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**buy my book** is a video uploaded to the Value Select channel. It is the 17th video uploaded. In the video, the character: Mr. Moneyman is advertising his book called PEOPLE ARE STUPID: EXPLOIT THAT. Mr. Moneyman laments about the current state of the world and its economy claiming that kindness doesn't pay and claiming that the only way to go up in the world is to exploit others (and buy his book).
Karate Mike's Love Song

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**karate mike's love song** is a video uploaded to the Value Select channel. It is the 20th video uploaded. In the Video Karate Mike details how despite being an expert martial artist he is also a great lover. Perhaps this video is a predecessor to Soulman69 with the sexual tone and general presentation of the video.
MC Can't Read

MC Can't Read dancing in an 80's-style music video.

### Overview

MC Can't Read is a recurring character within the Value Select Universe. As stated in his name, he's simply an illiterate rapper, however, despite his illiteracy, he is a true lyrical genius who raps and rhymes to spread positive messages and the gospel of illiteracy.

### Appearance

MC Can't Read appears to be a man of average stature with brown hair and a mustache who sports a blue and white sports jacket, a red and yellow headband (except when its red white and blue.), black sweatpants, and no shoes.

### Relationships

* Soulman 69
* Josh Girlfriends
* Jacob Von Trendyview (Headband Purchaser.)
* Value Select
* JREG
* MC can't read SR (Deceased Father)

### Appearances

* Send this to your Landlord!
* The Greatest YouTuber Collab Ever (feat. JREG)
* Send This to a Fellow King
* Yule 2019
* Never Be Yourself
* Everybody's Gonna Have (Sex 2nite) [Christian Edit]
* Rich People 4 Poor People (charity song better than Lil Dicky's Earth)
* Gun Violence is Never the Answer
* brand new sound
* YouTube Rewind 2018 was BAD
* WAVE REMIX (feat. MC CANTREAD)
* reading is bad
* We Kill Books (We don't talk about this one)
* who is he?
I WAKE UP SAD! (episode six)

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**I WAKE UP SAD! (episode six)** is a video uploaded to the Value Select channel.

It is the 148th video uploaded, and the sixth episode of the ongoing I WAKE UP SAD! series.

## Music Used

* Shakatak - Invitations
* Arianne - Everything You've Ever Dreamed
* SÄTUNA SOUND TEAM - Casiowary
* Discoholic - Liftoff (ft. Matthew Clanton)
* Patrick Stump - Everybody Wants Somebody (Lyrics Used)
* Ludovic Bource - Comme Une Rosée De Larmes
* Exit Someone - Sydney, The List Goes On
* Ludovic Bource - Pennies From Heaven
* Benny Sings - Big Brown Eyes
* RITCHRD - YEA

## Trivia

* According to the video's description, episode six was initially intended to be the season finale of I WAKE UP SAD!
Bartholemew

## Bartholomew

### Overview

Bartholomew is a character featured in the Dark Age Yule Quest. He is tasked with the burden of pulling the emergency exit lever in the event of an emergency, however he initially declines the request as he believes himself to be unworthy. His confidence is bolstered by Value Select, and he seizes power from Creepy Guy.

### Appearance

Bartholomew wears historically fancy navy clothing, with a navy blue, gold trimmed, red plumed hat. He has short hair and a mustache.

### Relationships

* Value Select
* Tobias Boydad
* Creepy Guy

### Appearances

* When You Sit Next To The Emergency Exit
* Send This To A Fellow Dungeon Prisoner
* Don't Say Anything Crazy!
* The End Of The Dark Age
* Welcome to Value Select
Yacht Pirates

Yacht Pirates is an ongoing series hosted on Value Select's Community Tab. New installments are released each Mirth Monday, with plot twists being suggested by the community, and a poll at the end of each which sways the story depending on which action the majority of voters choose. If a commenter suggests a plot twist, then depending on how much Value Select likes it and how many likes the comment recieves, will increase the chance that it is Selected to affect the story. (200 likes = weak 😕 300 likes = fair 😐 400 likes = good 😃 500 likes = strong 💪 600 likes = perfect 🌟 1,000 likes = godlike 😇)

The story is told from the perspective of Tank Bank, and revolves around the misadventures of the crew of the Infinity Plus One on their quest for the Oceans Embrace.

The series is characterized by its frequent use of emojis, Three (🔴🟢🔵) different choices each week, wacky characters, hairbrained schemes, and trademark whimsical comedic tone.

## Initial Teaser

The original teaser for the series advertised a (fictional) 8 player multiplayer book, heavily featuring Tank Bank. The actual post series differs slightly from the teaser post. (Most noteably that they befriend The Richest Man in the World, not make an enemy of him.)

**Original Post:**

Move over Russian Literature giant Doestervoests;ljlyky (?) Yacht Pirates: Plundering For Thrills follows the story of a few upper-upper-upper class friends who, bored with their lavish West Coast lifestyles, decide to plunder the high seas. Led by the charismatic and thrill-seeking Tank Bank, the group quickly becomes the most feared pirates in all of The Hamptons (and Saint Barts, during the summers) [They also frequent Bali] [For Winters, you can't beat Skiing in Vail] But when they steal from the richest man in the world, they soon find themselves on the radar of a ruthless mercenary hired to kill them (by suicide.) As they struggle to outwit their pursuer, they must confront the moral implications of their pirating actions, and the true cost of their own extravagant lifestyles Will they survive? Or will their own cars mysteriously run them over, on accident? My favorite part? That one chapter, where they spend 10+ pages just talking to each other about the people they all know, and where they know them from, and the people they've met through those aforementioned people! SPECS: Hardcover (Signed) 120 Pages (All Words) Multiplayer Chapter (For up to 8 books) One Like = One Being Interested in the Acquiring of Such a Tome.
Urban Survivor Wiki

**Welcome to the Urban Survivor Wiki!**
Urban Survivor was originally created by Dani and Chris in the Fall of 2017.

**List of Seasons**

Survivor: New York City

Survivor: Los Angeles

Survivor: Chicago

Survivor: Austin

Survivor: New Orleans

Survivor: Philadelphia

Survivor: Boston

Survivor: Venice

Survivor: Miami

Survivor: Seattle

Survivor: Savannah

Survivor: Salt Lake City

Survivor: Twin Cities

Survivor: San Francisco
King Ling

### Overview

King Ling is a humanoid creature from the Seven Worlds. He oversees the Harvest of Corn cubes, Gelatin spheres, Meat Rhombuses, Parallelograin and the Space Slaves that harvest them. He is responsible for delivering vitamins to the occupants of the worlds. Unfortunately, he assumed the Space Slave were stealing meals from the fields and never fed them. As a result they all died and the Harvest of that year was cancelled, since a skeleton cannot work a hose.

### Appearance

King ling has short brown hair, wears (what appear to be) headphones with the band over his eyes, a yellow rain jacket, and a pink, black, blue and yellow swimsuit.
I WAKE UP SAD! (episode eight)

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**I WAKE UP SAD! (episode eight)** is a video uploaded to the Value Select channel.

It is the 222nd video uploaded, and the eight episode in the ongoing I WAKE UP SAD! series.

## Music Used

* Shakatak - Invitations
* Masayoshi Takanaka - Santiago Bay Rendez-Vous
* Seikatsu - walk on girl
* Seycara - Sky's End
* Iacon - Secrets
* Prefab Sprout - Cars and Girls
* Final Fantasy XV OST: Nox Aeterna
* Final Fantasy XV OST: Somnus
* Marcos Valle - Estrelar
* RITCHRD - YEA
I WAKE UP SAD! (episode four)

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**I WAKE UP SAD! (episode four)** is a video uploaded to the Value Select channel.

It is the 40th video uploaded, and the fourth episode in the ongoing I WAKE UP SAD! series.

## Music Used

* Shakatak - Invitations
* Graham Dee - Make The Most Of Every Moment
* Sounds For The Supermarket 1
* Ludovic Bource - The Artist Ouverture
* Sounds For The Supermarket 3
* mtbrd - Phone Call
* Blue Wednesday - Deep In Love (feat. Taiyo Ky)
* RITCHRD - YEA
The Cool House

### Overview

The Cool House is a short comedy series on the Value Select channel. It features three guys, all played by Max Renner, known as The Cool House Boys. The series has an incredibly absurd tone, often repeating lines and transitioning into random jokes and moments very suddenly and without warning. These episodes often end in existential tragedy.

The Cool House is in the United States Of America.

### The Boys

* Ricky
	+ Ricky wears a red Clayton Valley Horse Polo sweatshirt. He has severe mental instability, possibly stemming from his racist parents leaving.
* Blue Jacket
	+ Cool
* Red Jacket
	+ Possible case of Alzheimer's or Dementia. Usually friendly, but quickly turns violent.
	+ Owned John Wayne memorabilia.

### Episodes

* The Cool House
	+ Ricky messages his ex girlfriend Carol.
* The Cool House 2
	+ Ricky gets back from traveling.
* the cool house 3
	+ The Boys discover meme magic.
* A Man of his Time (Among Other Things)
	+ The Cool House tackles racism.

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This Guy

This Guy as he appears in 'Y'already know who this guy is?'

This Guy is a king, warrior and rapper within the Value Select Universe, played by Max Renner.

## Personality

This Guy is an empathetic ruler and leader, believing in the mutual respect of all animals. However, he is also self-conscious, as his feelings are hurt in the event that someone is not aware of his existence.

## Appearance

This Guy has fair skin and dark hair, wearing oval glasses and a full brightly-coloured tracksuit.

## History

As a youth, This Guy never passed the 7th grade. Later in his life, he was crowned King of Gurthraan and counselled in this role by Fjord, studying the sword for his eventual battle with the Wizard Lord. He embarked on a quest to Threlm, in which he earned the Warrior's Helm. However, this was stolen from him by a cunning thief, who This Guy had to track down in order to retrieve it.

## Relationships

#### The Wizard Lord

This Guy was tasked with slaying the Wizard Lord sometime after his coronation.

#### Fjord

Fjord is This Guy's mentor, who taught him how to manage the realm.

#### The Cunning Thief

While This Guy acknowledges the cunning thief's talent as a master of sneak, he did not trust them with the Warrior's Helm and tracked them down to retrieve it.

## Trivia

* This Guy loves boysenberries.
* This Guy switches the words 'time' with 'bran'.
Tobias Boydad

Tobias Boydad is a blacksmith, hammerologist, friend to value select, and father of 45. Value select recruits him on his quest for the dread tower in episode one of value selects Dark Age Yule Quest with the promise of riches untold.

### Appearance

Tobias has a large mustache, blue jorts (with belt), goggles around his neck, and does not wear a shirt.

### Relationships

* Value select (friend)
* Bartholomew (friend)
* Martha Boydad (Wife)
* James P. Boydad (Unknown)
* 45 sons
	+ Ezekiel (Former Eldest Son) (Deceased)
	+ Ricky (Formerly Second Eldest Son) (Eldest) (Imprisoned)
		- If Ezekiel dies, Ricky is in charge
			* Unless, of course, Ricky is the one who killed him, in which case he goes to jail.
	+ Tim (He will arrest Ricky if he kills Ezekiel)
	+ "Zoltar" (VP of finance)
		- Tobias forgets "Zoltar"s name and just calls him Zoltar and makes him VP of finance, despite not knowing what that means. As revenge, "Zoltar" kills Ezekiel to rise the ranks of power and ultimately attempt to kill his father in The End Of The Dark Age
	+ Lucas (Youngest son)
		- Lucas is sent on a quest for the diamond dove
	+ Georgie (Danny Zuko in Grease)
	+ Donny (Kenickie in Grease)
	+ other 37 sons (ensemble in Grease)
	+ Ex-Son (Cut from family because his audition was that bad.)
The Tendy Man

## Tendy Man

### Overview

The Tendy Man spends all his time at home, eating doritos, chicken tendies, and mountain dew without ever working or improving himself since his parents supply him with food and pay all the house bills. As a result of this he cannot get a girlfriend and is extremely rude to anyone he meets.

### Appearance

The Tendy Man wears the traditional outfit of the neckbeard (mandatory fedora and trench coat)

### Appearances

* The Tendy Man
* Eternal Suffering (Among Other Things)
* Anime is my Personality
* hands off (the m'lady is with me)

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Spoonman

**Spoonman**, real name **Spoonman Spielberg**, was a member of The Brotherhood and one of Value Select's closest allies.

Spoonman first debuted as a minor character in the worst sketch ever made, also making a small appearance as one of the bankers in American Idol for Bankers.

He would later star a lead role in Yule 2019, where he sacrificed his life to save Value Select.

## Appearances

* the worst sketch ever made
* American Idol for Bankers
* Yule 2019
The White Rose Saga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69YnZI4F2\_0

The White Rose Saga is a series of adventures from the broken perspective of an internet-wielding and immature man-child who is the epitome of the neckbeard stereotype named Sven Evermore. The series was created as equal parts a tribute and parody to anime and geek/nerd culture. In the description of White Rose 3: Incel Rising Max claims that if he had made only a few wrong decisions he may have fallen down the incel/neckbeard path.

## installments

* The White Rose
* White Rose 2: Chad Curse
* White Rose 3: Incel Rising
Fish King

### Overview

The Fish King is a villainous entity that commands the dastardly Fish. While the Fish King appears to act the same as any other fish, it can be surmised that, due to his nature as ruler of the Fish, the Fish King posses an insidious nature for conquest. At some point he established a nest in the dark woods, where he terrorized the Ranger Guy until the day he engaged in an epic fight (too expensive to show) against the Fish Hunters.

His abilities include:

* Flight
	+ The fish king is capable of airborne combat using his two wings.
* All Fish Abilities, Amplified
	+ As it is a common trait of Fish, it can be assumed the Fish King is also proficient at fencing and wrestling, but is better than most which is the reason he is king.
* Necromancy
	+ During his battle with the Fish Hunters, the Fish King demonstrates his mastery of the Arcane by summoning several skeletons to fend off his attackers, and do his general bidding.

### Appearance

The Fish king is a large (around seven feet tall) silvery fish, resembling a sort of minnow. He possesses a pair of arms and legs, capable of advanced motor function. The Fish King also has a pair of white feathered wings, capable of flight, and an ornate gold crown.

### Relationships

* Fish Hunters
* Ranger Guy
* Fish
Series

### The Ballad of Mark Dohr and Greg Handel

Mark Dohr and Greg Handel, tricked into a bad deal, try to make the best out of their situation despite their seemingly endless stream of misfortune.

* Myspace 2
* Bad Airline
* The Breakdown
* Dohr // Handel Outer Space Sweepstakes

### The White Rose

The White rose was a three part epic starring Sven Evermore, an internet-wielding and immature man-child who is the epitome of the neckbeard stereotype on his quest to defeat the Chad Army and get a girlfriend. The series was created as equal parts a tribute and parody to anime and geek/nerd culture.

* The White Rose
* White Rose 2: Chad Curse
* White Rose 3: Incel Rising

### Shanghai Ballers

Shanghai Ballers was a short series that was eventually combined into one long video. It features the misadventures of three friends who want to join the CBA to become true Ballers.

* Shanghai Ballers (Master Cut)
Yule Quest

## Dark Age Yule Quest

### **Dark Age Yule Quest (2022)**

The dark age yule quest was a seven video long epic starring Value Select, Tobias Boydad, and Bartholomew on a quest to conquer the dread tower, make 16 premium content releases, and earn a billion subscribers by yule.

##### Value Select's Legendary Lore

The catalyst for the Dark Age Yule Quest. Value select is advised against pursuing the dread tower, but insists regardless.

"I'm going now... to make some YouTube videos!"

##### Saying Goodbye To My 45 Sons

Value Select travels to Crimson Coast, Planet Select whereupon his carriage and all weapons are stolen by a group of bandits. Too poor to afford a sword from Tobias and sons blacksmithery, he opts for a lead pipe and recruits Tobias Boydad on the Yule Quest. Before they depart, however, Tobias must say farewell to his forty five sons.

##### When You Sit Next To The Emergency Exit

Value Select and Tobias Boydad take a bus to their next destination, but before they can leave a dispute of whether Bartholomyule or Creepy Guy should be the one to hold the honor and privilege of sitting next to the emergency exit. By the time the bus is able to leave, bandits steal the bus and take the passengers hostage.

##### Send This To A Fellow Dungeon Prisoner

Value Select, Tobias Boydad, Bartholomyule, Creepy Guy, and the rest of the bus passengers are escorted to the bandits' hide out in the desert. Brought to the torture dungeon, they are shocked to discover that it is a torture dungeon... of luxury, however, the torturers refuse to torture Value Select, no matter what he does.

##### If Charity Influencers Were Honest

After breaking into a restricted area of the Thieves' hideout, he meets a Demon who reveals the history of Chester "The Jester" Reese, which serves as a warning to Max not to stray from his chosen path.

##### Don't Say Anything Crazy!

Upon escaping the Thieves' hideout, Value Select, Tobias Boydad, Bartholomew, and Creepy Guy travel in The Carriage, taking a shortcut through the forest. While on the way, they watch the gameshow "Don't say anything Crazy!" In which a few crazy things happen.

##### The End Of The Dark Age

The gang makes their final confrontation.
Required Reading

The "Required Reading" playlist is a set of five videos, intended to serve as an introduction to the channel and its content.

## Contents

### The Max Renner Show

A community selection of the best shorts from the Value Select collection.

### fish hunt

A song that introduces the reoccurring enemies, the Fish.

### The Richest Man in the World

A song about wealth that introduces the character The Richest Man in the World.

### Value Select's NICE (VS MIXTAPE)

A playlist of the first tracks presented by Value Select.

### Value Select's Valued Selections (VS OMNIBUS)

The original collection of Value Select shorts.
The Richest Man Alive

**Not to be confused with The Richest Man in the World**

### Overview

The Richest Man Alive is stubborn and a good businessman who always stays cool, even after losing his right arm. Up until the Stock Market Crash (Febuary 5th, 1982) The Richest Man Alive lived in South Lake Tahoe in his cabin. After this, he hunted wild animals to survive. After losing his right arm to infrastructure collapse he is attacked by bandits whom he swiftly kills by dropping all ten pins on his ten grenades. It is possible that he is a young Richest Man in the World, but it is unconfirmed.

### Appearance

The Richest Man Alive has a pink tank top with the Platinum age banner on it, Blond hair, and brown-tinted sunglasses.

### Relationships

* The Richest Man in the World
* Jack Trendyview

### Appearances

* We Will All Die in the Stock Market Crash
Nico

Nico was the runner up on Survivor: New York City. He returned for Survivor: New Orleans and placed fifth. He was voted as the Fan Favorite for Survivor: New Orleans.

**Survivor: New York City**

Nico was originally placed on the Manhattan tribe, swapped to the Queens tribe, and joined the merge tribe, Deadass.

In the eighth cycle of the game, Andrew played a hidden immunity idol on Nico, but Nico did not receive any votes.

In the tenth cycle of the game, Nico's name came up as the majority answer to the following question during the Touchy Subjects immunity challenge:

At the final four, Nico tried to make a move against Franco and Steph with Jay, but Jay trusted Steph more and was voted out, leaving Nico in the final three with Franco and Steph.

At final tribal council, Nico put up a valiant effort, but lost to Steph in a 5-2 vote, receiving votes from Jay and Popsicle.

 Survivor: New Orleans

 Survivor: New Orleans