Korvămotkă Chronicle

## The Chronicle Scandals

*\*Not in the Chronicle*

The Chronicle Scandals occured on Day 22 when news were spread that the Chronicle has been Cheesed with a Cheese-Spoon and is now located in the Femboy Hooters of the Ottoman Empire

*[On Day 22, an unknown person has collected all copies of the Korvămotkă chronicle and burned them in the center of Victoria. His brother identified as Morbjs has found the original copy and broke it using a cheese spoon. The Book was covered in Cheese and is unrecoverable. The cheesed document was found and is now located in the femboy hooters of the Ottoman Empire.]*

But this was proven to be fake news. On Day 22.7, Kortizďörăwić [Polåbsťӑ Kortiz], on his way to be crowned as King of Poland, found the book in a Bush in, what he called, "Kašeb́ă" or "Kaschuby". He brought it all the way to Poland, where in a personal meeting with Verak, he forced him to hide it in the Divine Holy Room of Poland, underneath the Palace. But out of nowhere, A.D.T., the father of Kortizďörăwić, and Giant Isopod, entered the room and began arguing with Kortizďörăwić about the fake news. A.D.T. said that he believes in the Tales his Mother, Mărijă, told him, and how the Chronicle written by the brother of Ollie Bye was fake. Archeological proof has been found however, proving all events of the chronicle as correct. Which makes A.D.T. the father, Ollie the Uncle, and Violettt the brother of Kortizďörăwić. The Fake Original in the Ottoman Empire was burned and its cheese can be eaten in a new secred "Maximum Cheese Femboy Cummy Burger" (MCFCB), which you need a Code for to be able to buy this Item.

## Dirt Block (12/03/23)

This was the original lore text sent by Kortiz. It was made after Verak told Violettt126 that he was building the Copernicus Science Centre on his land, to which Violet replied with a question about how one could make a science centre in Minecraft. Verak replied to Violet's question with a simple "with blocks", which Violet retorted to with "So you have to explain how blocks are made—For example put a dirt block and explain its origin". Kortiz, as a joke, replied with this:

> *The origin of the "Dirt Block" derives from a Polabian Chronicle called "Korvӑmotkӑ Chronicle". It describes how the ancient traveller, Noorullah, derived from an old region called "Persťӑ", a Land of well riches and tons of Minerals, describes the Dirt block of "Franksťӑ", as one of the most well preserved types of Dirt, known to mankind. "It's very fertile in use!", he said allegedly, making a small carrot farm on the field. Out of nowhere, when he farmed the carrots, a Thunderstrike occured near "Irlond", known as the Land of Emeralds. The Entire world was shaking. The Dirt has been turned into Granite, now layerd beneath the ground. The Origins of this specific Dirt block were derived to have been "Very well preserved by Worms, very well irrigated". Noorullah took the Dirt block in his pockets and brought it to "Islond", where Noorullahs sign has yet to be found. According to Legends, the Dirt block should be near the sign.*
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## Natbury Zombie (12/03/23)

After sending his travel log in #minecraft chat, Luxtay II noticed how there was a zombie peeking out of the water in one of his pictures.

> *The "Natbury Zombie" is a now undead body of the once great ruler "Henryk Idiótowic" who once ruled over all over ancient Polabia, according to the "Korvӑmotkӑ Chronicle" and seemed to have gotten an infection by a Fungus Kölnráv, an ancient virus who roamed across the Oily terrain of Germany. This Fungus has infected alot of Polabians and Natburyvians, which often Intermixed due to the proximity to "Kopanica", a great Polabian city that was wealthy and rich by plundering the Ancient "Viktorija", a Kingdom which was located in "Engelond", ruled by the Great Knez "Engelandum Rex: Ollie Bye". The Fungus has now killed all Polabians, and according to myths spread by the residents of "Ljoutwert" , only one Natburyvian Knez named "Shamntzy", has survived the great Fungus-Plague.*
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## Border Sheep (12/03/23)

Done by Kortiz when ADT asked him to make lore about the border guard sheep in Season 1.

> *The Prehistoric "Border Sheep" is a mythical possibly pink colored sheep that existed around 800~ish years ago. It's only mention was in the prehistoric Vandal Chronicle "Haf n dä Hränz", which was located around a beach, somewhere in "Äurope". A Mythical person by the name "A.D.T." wrote down in one of his caves a message to the underground civilization "The Sölaodikans", also known as the "Olver Byeler", that an Unknown Vandal had placed a mythical border control sheep on a beach, whose location has yet to be found.*
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## EDP445 (12/03/23)

> *"EDP445" was once a well known King of CzechoSlovakia, before the Knez "Năhüko" took over. According to the "Scornish Research and Development Community" and the "Korvămotkă Chronicle", EDP445 was expelled from his kingdom, when he kidnapped a 5-year-old dog from the neighbouring Kingdom of "Prak", with whom they had alot of conflict with. Furthermore, he proceeded to dare to throw the dog from the edge of their Gard, if they didnt recieve 3 Chunks of land from their nation. "Polsťă", an prehistoric Kingdom, declared war on CzechoSlovakia, and when the mystical leader, "Drăkogardowić", Duke of "Velke Moravsťă" entered the Gard of "Nova Brno", EDP445 has already escaped. On Day 11 (year 1020) the great death of EDP445 has occured. He was found in the Slavonian-Pannonian Plain, where he was forced to change his Name and get executed in the name of Drăkogardowić. The Event was celebrated all across "Polsťă" and "Velke Moravsťă".*
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## Gay Porn Link Incident (12/03/23)

> *The "Minecraft Monke Gay Porn Link incident" was a historic moment in the worlds history, as the first homosexual contact has been documented. The incident, according to the "Korvămotkă Chronicle", shows us that it took place on Day 9 (year 1016) 11:40 P.M. CET. Polabian myths describe it as "the weirdest and most unique incidents in the history of the crimean civilization, if not the whole oily world." From that day on, the entire World will never be the same.*
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## Oily Bee (13/03/23)

This was made after Ollie Bye sent a screenshot of a beehive and bees cruising nearby with a "🥰" caption.

> *The "Oily Bee" is one of the most unique animals to exist in the Kingdom of "Viktorija". The "Korvămotkă Chronicle" states that the Bee has existed for more than 1000 Days, which was seen as impossible by the "Oily Researchers", named "Băpo" and "Ammărĕn". The Bee is now kept in a Home near the Knez's [Ollie Bye] Throne. For now, it's up to debate wether the Bee should be taken to research or be kept as a loyal Pet and Friend.*
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## Korvămotkă Chronicle (13/03/23)

> *"The Korvămotkă Chronicle" is one of the sacred books in the Oily-World which was written down by a Polabian writer and Historian "Ålivĕr Bjåĕ", the well respected brother of "Ollie Bye", King of "Viktorija". He wrote down alot of the most important events in the Prehistoric time period [Noorullah's Dirt, The Fungus-Plague, etc..] which suggest that he was an well respected researcher on the continent. He later died to the Fungus-Plague in Day -27 (year 944), when the King of "Engelonds Prowinz Viktorija" revealed the News to the Public. The entire world, from Scorn to Gedania was shocked and had alot of ceremonies regarding to him. He was burried in the "Divine state of Éire", known to him as "Irlond". The book has been written in Day -42 (year 914), when the German civilization fell to the Fungus-Plague. Frankfurt was the only german city to survive this plague. The Chronicle is now stored at the basement of Ollie Bye's Home, where it will be used as a source and a relict to history, for the rest of time. On Day 4 (year 1006), the sacred book has been stolen from the basement of Ollie Bye's Home, which sparked a violent outrage in the Upper class of the "Viktorijan Government". The Book has been continued by an unknown writer, supposed to be located somewhere in the North of Europe. It's continuesly writen in Polabian, which makes it difficult to transcript. the Gedanian Language Scientists have found multiple copies of the Book in the unoccupied lands between Tavastenlinna and Gedania, which were transcripted into the Gedanian Language. The Intense hostilities between the Lower Class of Gedania, have fought for might by getting the most kopies of the sacred book. A Scornish citizen has stolen the original book again, according to Tavastenlinnan sources. The Scornish King, Alces, has learned the Polabian language, and continued the literature of the sacred book. On Day 11 (year 1020), Five copies were released to the Oily World.*
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## Gedanian bridge block (14/03/23)

On day 10 (year 1018), Luxtay II discovered a mysterious clay block on a bridge spanning his land and asked Kortiz to add some lore to it.

> *The "Mysterious Gedanian Clay Bridge Block" is a Block of pure clay found in "Kĕdanijă", on the bridge that connects the north and south of the country. It was first discovered by "Lukstăj The II" when crossing the bridge. The "Inter-Polabo-Russian Research initiative" has no idea where this random piece of clay has come from. There are multiple theories suggesting the occurrence of this weird event, like a traveler trolling future settlers, or, that someone has placed it as a memorial. When brought into the research station of "Skorn" the connection to it being a piece of the moon is "Not Unlikely."*
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## Femboy Energy Drink (14/03/23)

Kortiz once sent an article in #minecraft chat about how the Monster energy drink could turn men into femboys. Luxtay II challenged him to add the "femboy energy drink" to the Ollie Bye lore, and so he did.

> *The "Femboy Energy Drink" is a commonly used source of water in "Anӑtolijӑ", more specifically "Ankarӑ". The "Korvămotkă Chronicle" mentiones how spies from "Dacijă" have set up a "Femboy Hooters" in Ankarӑ, suggesting that a sabotage was set up in the Ottoman Reign. "Renӑtowislaw", as mentioned in the Chronicle, has used the drink on many accasions, such as the visit to Éire, and Wiktorijӑ. Allegedly, the drink has yet to take effect on him.*
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## Éire Warcrimes (15/03/23)

> *The "Éire Warcrimes" were according to the "Korvămotkă Chronicle" a collection of multiple oily rights violations commited against the Knez of Irlond named "Vjolăttt0126". The leader of this operation was Indronil, who invaded Irlond, as an attempt on colonization, on Day 11 (year 1020). He used exploits to stop Vjolăttt0126 from placing blocks and living a normal life in his nations and thus had to disolve it. As of right now, Vjolăttt0126 has filed lawsuits against Indronil with photographic imagery to prove this severe oily rights violations. As "TheNoinRoibă" has executed Indronil, Rick, the host of the Oily Rights and Protection Trials, has suggested to add a 50 block radius No-Enter Zone for Indronil around Vjolăttt0126. The Government of Irlond is now in-exile, protected by the government of greece, in "Krĕt", whilst the former territory has been divided up between "Münsťă" and "Nărińo", as signed in the "South-East Emerald Treaty".*
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## Kidnapping of NightDesert1965 (16/03/23)

> *The "Kidnapping of NightDesert1965" was an event occured on day 12 (year 1022), where, according to the "Korvămotkă Chronicle", the Knez of "Gloicsťă" was kidnapped by a Polish man named .G3rr1t5202 on "Gotălond" and took the Knez to Poland. At the time, the great Knez was wearing a Maid dress, which made the situation super awkward. "Noorullah, the great Traveler" was part of the sacking of "Gotălond" and killed the livestock and animals that inhabited the island.*
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## Lost City of Norgestod (17/03/23)

> *The "Lost City of Norgestod" is a lost ruin found near the coast of Norway. It was first documented in the "Korvămotkă Chronicle", where it was described as a once great city of well riches. According to legends from "Setlond", it was a large trading hub where Polabians, Poles, Germans, and even Gedanians chose to settle. It was known to the Polabians as "Swante Wostroe" [Holy Island], as a Large statue of "Perĕn" was set up on the Island. Nowedays, only a single Ocean Ruin remains of the once great settlement.*
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## Divine Volcanic Eruption (18/03/23)

> The "Divine Vulcanic Eruption" was a Vulcanic Eruption that happened on "Islond" on Day 0/Day -0 and marked the beginning of the new period. As the Vulcano Erupted the entire World was covered in debris, and the "Vådӑmansťӑ Orden" sent out a Global Warning requiring everyone to escape underground. The "Korvămotkă Chronicle" states that this Global Catastrophy reshaped the Map forever and every Nation was lost, as all buildings, farms and even the Geography was covered in debris. On Day 0,6 the Vulcanic Eruption has ended and everyone came back to a new world. The Gedanians called it "The Oily World" whilst Scornvians called it "Oily Earth", but interrestingly all shared the word "Oily". Research conducted by the settlers of "Setlond", and the ancient traveler, "Noorullah", have all confirmed that the Vulcano is still active and can erupt at any moment.
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## Gedanian Wildlife Incident (20/03/23)

> *The "Gedanian Wildfire Incident", is an catastrophy that has occured in the nation of Gedania. The "Korvămotkă Chronicle", states that this wildfire was started by a burning Femboy Zombie, that traveled from Natbury all the way to "Kĕdanijă". The Dictator of "Kĕdanijă", "Lukstăj the II", states that this fire might effect the architecture of Gedania and its surrounding nations. The Island of "Goglond" was seen as a perfect evacuation place to put all East Gedanians into safety. "POGKPP", a new member to "Kĕdanijă", almost died from an "Firetornado", a rare event only first captured by the "Dodo Civilization" on Day -800. It's predicted that even Poland might get effected by this rapid speeding up of the Wildfire. Western Gedania has almost completely burned down as no more plants and/or trees have survived in the area. A Barrier has been placed in western Gedania to stop the expansion of the Wildfire there.*
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## Jesczyi Pyjnkmanja (25/03/23)

> *"Jesczyi Pyjnkmanja" was the first Knez to be crowned in "Polsťă". According to the "Korvămotkă Chronicle", he was crowned in a Unknown Kingdom of "Pškow", only documented in the Chronicle. He was crowned on Day 0.7, 0.1 Days after the Humans returned from the "Great Vulcanic Eruption". According to legends by "Noorullah", the ancient traveler, He found his grave in "Gronĕlond". He was buried in a 3-4 Block wide Gold Block Box on the World Border. It was excavated by "Lukstăj The II," and is now hidden in a secret location, allegedly located near "Mjnsk", a ghost settlement in "Bjlrus".*
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