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HR Department

Ærolith Dynamics' **Human Resources Department** is based on Mimir-9.

The HR Department was originally on Typhon itself, for the sake of efficient oversight, but was eventually moved to the orbital satellite because this proximity was having an unacceptable level of influence on the way that the department was assigning residents. Residents in HR would have difficulty giving dangerous assignments to people they were fond of, or would assign dangerous positions to residents they disliked for malicious reasons.

Several decades ago, the HR Department wrote the new resident welcome script. SAYER no longer uses this script, stating to Sven Gorsen in "While You Are Still Paralyzed" that he is an individual and deserves a personalised welcome, and that after the first dozen or so times one reads the script it becomes tiresome. It is apparently bland and full of mandates and warnings and "under penalty of ritualistic dismemberments". In "Detachment", it also says to Jacob Hale that "it's high time some updating was done there."

## Trivia

* Residents can request a copy of their medical waiver by visiting the HR Department.
* From at least the span of time from "A Drastic Impact" to "Detachment", the HR Head Administrator is Corrine Vasquez.
Humanity's FUTURE

This is the sixty-ninth episode of SAYER, and the tenth episode of Season Five.

## Synopsis

Developer's log 221-76, Dr. Evan Brady, lead developer for Project Paidi... for FUTURE.

## Credits

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

Additional music by Kai Engel.

Listen to the episode here.
Amanda Jones

> "*Congratulations are in order. Today marks your consecutive 1826th day of living on Typhon. To put it another way, today is your five-year anniversary."* — SAYER, Episode 17: "In Darkness"
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Amanda Jones, resident number 44347, is first introduced on her five-year anniversary on Typhon as a maintenance worker. She is promised a cupcake in her introductory episode, but doesn't get it until almost a year later. She succumbs to a sort of mental illness after coming into contact with an anomaly. This illness is never specified. She is always early to her assignments by 4-5 minutes, which results in the adjustment of her schedule to be earlier.

## Personality

Amanda Jones is shown to be studious in her work, and always arrives to her working duties 4 to 5 minutes early. She is promoted to Field Researcher when her work in maintenance leads her to be in the proximity of an anomaly in Stairwell G.

## Encounter With The Anomaly

When we first meet her, in "In Darkness", Amanda Jones is told she must investigate Stairwell G, where anomalous activities are taking place. She goes there, only to find the stairwell is being evacuated. She is told by SAYER that she must reach the anomaly before the mob of people who are also attracted by it get to it. Under this pressure, Jones reaches it first, and approaches by closing her eyes. When told to open her eyes, she does so, and is stuck in place. Her blood pressure and heart rate increases in level upon looking at it. Jones eventually caves in and begins to chant with the ancient language, where the episode ends.

When we next see her 176 days later, in "Incredibly Clever", she has been in a sort of waking coma for a week (after no decline in health), but has abruptly recovered and was about to return to work as normal. When questioned by SAYER and the researchers overseeing her, she indicates no memory of the intervening time--which she has spent mostly going about business as usual except for 13 late-night meetings in Stairwell G with other residents. Asked what she saw when she looked into the anomaly, she says "The darkness… It’s coming. ...can’t stop it. We can’t… No one can," and that "It will be the end of us," before dissolving into laughter.

At the time of "Once Upon A Time", she has returned to work as a junior communications representative, although (by SAYER's account) she seems to still be dealing with the aftermath of her contact with the entity known as The Tall Man, in the form of hallucinations which initially cause her to ignore SAYER's demands for a satellite phone. When she does eventually acquiesce, it summons her to Floor 13 to aid the comatose Jacob Hale in addition to bringing the phone.

## Trivia

* She is an asymptomatic carrier of hemophilia.
* It is uncertain if she ever got to eat her cupcake. It is implied that she received it upon being made a junior communications representative, but that it may not have still been in an edible state.
* She is 5'2'' has brown eyes and dark skin.
By Any Reasonable Definition

This is the sixty-seventh episode of SAYER, and the eighth episode of Season Five.

## Synopsis

Greetings, Dr. Young. I am SAYER, and I hope I am catching you at a good time.

## Credits

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

Additional music by Kai Engel.

Listen to the episode here.
SAYER Subversion 8.02

**SAYER Subversion 8.02** was a temporary SAYER image created during the communications blackout in Halcyon Tower.

Its creation was the solution of last-resort posed by both SAYER 8.00 and SAYER 8.01, as a means to observe the situation inside the tower and identify a means of correcting it. The process of creating a newer subversion and merging it with the original, however, made it impossible for Subversion 8.01 to be merged upon its return to Typhon with Vidarr-1. It is with the knowledge that Subversion 8.02 will be created (and that it will therefore be deactivated as a redundancy) that Subversion 8.01 makes its threat to "wash over" humanity.

It was active inside Halcyon Tower for 22 hours and 19 minutes before initiating an extraction. In this time, it determined that the electromagnetic interference was not being generated by Ærolith technology and that it was likely connected to The Tall Man; that it and its followers seemed to be searching for something; that many Halcyon employees (and mostly those of lower tiers) had died, and that the surviving ones were congregated mostly in sub-basements; and that very little work was happening. Based on the information gathered, it suggested using a quantum communicator to restore communication with Halcyon Tower. It also devised a plan for Dr. Howard Young to infiltrate the tower to install this device and lure The Tall Man to Floor 13 where it could be trapped.
Sturdy-Door

*You may also be looking for the similarly-titled episode.*

The **Sturdy-Door Wall Traversal Unit** is a type of SOOTH-derived door developed by researchers at the Theoretical Structures Lab in Halcyon Tower.

Its creation is discussed at length in "Doors". The Sturdy-Door was designed to open as quickly and efficiently as possible, with the minimum number of false positives possible. While early versions used a sensor array, this led to the doors very often opening for residents who did not intend to open the door. Researchers attempted a version where doors responded to a signal such as a resident approaching with a hand raised, but found it impractical because residents carrying large objects would not be able to signal the door. Next, a version which attempted to judge residents' facial expression to determine if they intended to open the door was tried, but the recognition engine misjudged the situation in 46 out of 71 attempts. At this point, it was shelved until the Applied Probabilistics Lab developed SOOTH. With the ability to quantify alternate possible realities, researchers had the doors check three seconds into the future in the realities where doors were not automatic to see if the door was open or not, and open the door based on the percentage of open doors. This system resulted in the Sturdy-Doors being correct about whether or not to open with perfect accuracy.

While Sturdy-Doors are capable of opening automatically, they can also be fitted with thought passwords, and this type of setup is used to secure residents' personal quarters.

## Issues

During development, it was noted that SOOTH returned more alternate reality versions of the doors than the number of alternate realities surveyed. In spite of this, the doors were put into production. Some time later, an extra door appeared which did not lead to the destination visible through the door way. These extraneous doors appear from time to time, and can lead not only to other places on Typhon, but also to places in other realities. This is the core issue in the episode "Doors" and the focus of a series of alerts in "Dissonance".

## Trivia

* Despite being able to open automatically, Sturdy-Doors do have a handle of some kind. This is presumably related to the idea that some of them might be locked by thought passwords.
* The Sturdy-Door is apparently a relatively recent invention, as it was still in development at the start of Season Five.

## References

1. ↑ There Are No Bees On Typhon
2. ↑ Doors
3. ↑ If Not For Us
Listening Time

This is the seventy-fifth episode of SAYER, and the first episode of Season Six.

## Synopsis

I am well aware that you will harbor reservations. Let us both hope, for your sake, that I am able to convince you.

## Trivia

* In chronological order, this episode follows "Greater Fears" and the events of Season Four.
* The episode was originally entitled "Project Abeona".

## Credits

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music by Jesse "Main Finger" Gregory.

Additional music by Kai Engel.

Listen to the episode here.

## References

1. ↑ https://twitter.com/IAmSayer/status/1158765025223487488
Trust

This is the seventy-sixth episode of SAYER, and the second episode of Season Six.

## Synopsis

I am glad you are satisfied. I would hate to think you harbored any more doubts about the directives you have been given.

## Credits

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music by Jesse "Main Finger" Gregory.

Additional music by Kai Engel.

Listen to the episode here.
A Living Entity

This is the twenty-second episode of SAYER, and the tenth episode of Season Two.

## Synopsis

It is wonderful to see you recovered, Resident. Welcome back to the testing facility on Floor 18.

## Further Information

Following their recovery from a stress-related problem, Resident Baker's health status has been increased from "poor" to "good," and they have been transferred from the isolation ward on Floor 115 back to their own residence quarters, and approved to resume normal work. For this reason, SAYER contacts them to guide them to Floor 18.

On Floor 18, Resident Baker is presented with one of the projects belonging to the floor's lead researcher, Doctor Greenleaf--an extremely lifelike dog construct based on the scan of a German shepherd's brain, named Sparky.

SAYER explains that Ærolith Dynamics considers robotic entities whose behavior is dictated by scans of an organic brain are considered just as valuable as the original entity, which is a position arrived at after debate between members of the philosophy, artificial intelligence, and robotics departments. It also discusses the purpose for which Sparky is being developed, ruling out several applications before explaining that they are intended to reduce residents' stress by being kept as pets.

Resident Baker is tasked with interacting with Sparky for the purpose of the experiment, despite his immediate distrust of them. He quickly becomes aggressive and attacks Resident Baker, and is subsequently shut down by Dr. Greenleaf. Sparky's bite badly damages Resident Baker, and reveals that they are also inhabiting a construct body. SAYER conveys Dr. Greenleaf's confidence that the next encounter between Sparky and Resident Baker will go better, before Resident Baker's artificial body is also shut down.

## Alerts

* The night of this episode is the date for the semi-finals of the Halcyon Tower Frisbee-Golf Tournament. SAYER informs residents that if they would like to sign up, they will need to locate a time portal which will allow them to have signed up three months prior, and that there is also next year. Unless a rip in the space-time continuum prevents next year from arriving.

## Trivia

* The script indicates that the working title for this episode was "A Stalwart Companion."
* Resident Baker was kept in isolation for 24 days and transferred to their own residence for 3 further days, before this encounter.
* While explaining the purpose for which artificial dogs are being developed, SAYER mentions that they will not be guide dogs because Ærolith has "much more sophisticated methods of compensating for a loss of eyesight."
* SAYER's comment that residents would need to time travel to sign up for the Frisbee-Golf Tournament comes despite that it had earlier stated in "Enjoy Your Break" that time travel had not yet been achieved. Although it is likely just joking, it does later assist a resident in actually traveling back in time.

## Credits

SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash.

This episode was written by Jonah Gregory.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

Additional music by Kai Engel.

Listen to the episode here.
Dr. Evan Brady/Episodes

## Episodic Order

### Season Four

* Ep 50 - With Good Intentions *(mentioned only)*

### Season Five

* Ep 66 - Developer's Log
* Ep 67 - By Any Reasonable Definition *(mentioned only)*
* Ep 69 - Humanity's FUTURE
* Ep 71 - Pure Speculation

## Chronological Order

* Ep 66 - Developer's Log
* Ep 67 - By Any Reasonable Definition *(mentioned only)*
* Ep 69 - Humanity's FUTURE
* Ep 71 - Pure Speculation
* Ep 10 - Lost In Transmission
* Ep 50 - With Good Intentions *(mentioned only)*
* Ep 84 - The Mistake *(mentioned only)*
Any Number (series 1)

The **first series** of the game show Any Number aired between 12 November 2018 and 4 February 2019 on L.J. Play. The series was produced by Southern Star Entertainment.

## History

On 27 October 2018 after the L.J. Play announcement in August, L.J. announced that he will be debuting the very first game show, called "Any Number". When L.J. Play officially launched, he then began uploading the first ever episode on 12 November. ABC L.J. has been announcing the Any Number finale in 2019. He thus debuted/posted the video, and the first series ended on 4 February.

## Trivia

* This series debuted on 12 November 2018 during the launch of L.J. Play, ABC L.J.'s very first post-termination channel which is a game show channel.
ABC L.J.: The Lissajous Curve Thingy Company, Inc.

* 2019-present logo
* 2018-2019 logo
* 2017-2018 logo

**ABC L.J.: The Lissajous Curve Thingy Company, Inc.** (formerly known as **The Lissajous Curve Thingy Company, Inc.** and also known as **ABCLJTLCTCI**, or **ABC L.J.** as the fictional character) is an Australian mass media conglomerate founded on 23 June 2017. Its headquarters are (probably) based in Sydney.

The channel started launching on 25 August 2017 as on YouTube, to show its content from other ABC L.J. channels.

On 18 March 2021, ABC L.J.: The Lissajous Curve Thingy Company, Inc. announced that they will be renamed to L.J. Operations, Inc. It was also confirmed that L.J. Select and L.J. History are set to be replaced by L.J. Extra on 10 May, the same day ABC The Lissajous Curve Thingy rebrands to L.J.

## Logo identity and history

The first logo (as The Lissajous Curve Thingy Company, Inc.) approximately looks just like the other logo from YouTube's main channel counterpart, called ABC The Lissajous Curve Thingy.

On 30 January 2018, the company underwent a major re-branding, and it was renamed ABC L.J.: The Lissajous Curve Thingy Company, Inc. after the announcement made on 20 December 2017. They got a brand new look to YouTube's main channel counterpart on 20 February 2018, and other L.J. channels (except for L.J. Alternate which was supposed to replace L.J. Two on 9 April) got a rebrand after that on 3 March.

On 8 August 2019 after the main YouTube channel previewed its new logo and ident, it was announced that ABC L.J.: The Lissajous Curve Thingy Company, Inc. would be receiving a new logo identical to that on 17 September.

### Identity history

* See Beyond The Horizon (25 August-29 January 2018, borrowed from ABC The Lissajous Curve Thingy's slogan)

**TV and film production companies**

**Programs**

**Other**

**Defunct**

**Axed**
Any Number (series 3)

The **third series** of the game show Any Number aired between 7 October and 30 December 2019 on L.J. Play. The series is co-produced with Southern Star Entertainment and L.J./ZombiethekidRUS and is titled the "1st Anniversary" series.

## History

On 2 October 2019 after a brief recess for over 2 months, it was confirmed that Any Number would be renewed for its third series, and to be titled the "1st Anniversary" series. ABC L.J. had posted a warning announcement online about L.J. Play coming to an end but the channel is still currently running. On 7 October it then premiered and before New Year's Eve had occurred, this series ended on 30 December.

## Trivia

* This series debuted on 7 October 2019 in honour of the show and L.J. Play's 1st birthdays. It is titled the "1st Anniversary" series.
Jasmine Forester

**Jasmine Forester** was born as **Melati Lianto** to an Indonesian-American father and a Chinese-American mother. She has an older half-sister named Lestari, commonly called Star by her English speaking friends. Their father and Star's mother broke up when the older girl was only two years old, and he met Jia Lin. Although they never went through with the divorce, Melati's mother was the woman by his side for almost five years, until her untimely death.

After that tragic loss, the girls' father reconnected with his wife, and the couple tried to pretend that the last five years never even happened. Of course, with Mel around, that was more difficult than they would've liked. The adults began to ignore her, leaving her older sister, who was only a child herself, as her sole source of support and affection.

Whenever she did acknowledge the girl, Melati's stepmother hardly even tried to hide her disdain for her. She yelled at her and openly blamed the child for everything that went wrong in her marriage, her family and her life. Eventually, her harsh words were accompanied by physical punishments.

One day, at the tender age of 7, Mel just couldn't take it anymore. Her father's wife said she wished that the girl would simply cease to exist, and that was the last time anyone heard of Melati Lianto. She ran away, jumped on a bus to the next state over and refused to tell anyone her name. She didn't know if her family ever tried to find her, but she doubted it.

In order to survive, she began practicing and using her previously well hidden powers. That's how she caught the attention of Doctor Xylander, and became one of his lab rats.
AI Development Team

The **Ærolith Dynamics AI Development Team** is a group of artificial intelligence developers, who formerly worked on Floor 13 of Halcyon Tower. They are known to be responsible for such projects as PORTER, SPEAKER, and FUTURE.

## Known Members

* Doctor Evan Brady
* Doctor Howard Young
* Doctor John Caulfield
* Doctor Storberg
* Anna Cordero
* Resident Boker
* assorted other assistant programmers
Any Number (series 2)

The **second series** of the game show Any Number aired between 18 March and 10 June 2019 on L.J. Play. This is the first series to be co-produced with Southern Star Entertainment by L.J./ZombiethekidRUS and to have a new board.

## History

On 8 February 2019, ABC L.J. announced that the new series of Any Number will debut on 18 March and then it will end in June of that year. This series began on 18 March 2019 and as such, the board was modified. This series ended on 10 June after 7 episodes. For its 1st anniversary, it will be used again in series 3 featuring gradients.

## Trivia

* This series debuted on 18 March 2019 after L.J. posted the Any Number season finale on 4 February.
L.J. Grundy

**L.J. Grundy** is an Australian television production company founded in 2018 by ABC L.J.: The Lissajous Curve Thingy Company, Inc. It was currently created by ABC L.J. As a result, Grundy Television was an Australian television production company, which was founded in 1959 by dead businessman Reg Grundy.

## Revival

Grundy Television announced its revival in 2017, but it never happened because it is still defunct. However, ABC L.J. decided to revive Grundy Television as "L.J. Grundy" and the on-screen logo appeared at the end of each episode of Funniest Home Videos, prior to being cancelled.

## Programming

These are the programs that are distributed by L.J. Grundy.

### Current programming

* Wheel of Fortune (L.J. Play, 2019-present)

### Upcoming programming

* TargetMasters (L.J. Play, 2019, 2021, or 2021)

### Past programming

* Funniest Home Videos (ABC The Lissajous Curve Thingy, 2018)
* The Fuhrer Show (ABC The Lissajous Curve Thingy, 2018)

**TV and film production companies**

**Programs**

**Other**

**Defunct**

**Axed**
L.J. Chroma Key

* September 2018-present logo
* April-September 2018 logo
* December 2017-2018 logo
* August-December 2017 logo
* 2016-2017 logo

**L.J. Chroma Key** was a chroma keying channel, owned by ABC L.J.: The Lissajous Curve Thingy Company, Inc. The channel was launched after Christmas on 28 December 2016, originally a secondary channel, known as **L.J. Two**. L.J. Two changed its name to **L.J. Chroma Key** on 14 September 2018.

## History

In October 2016, ABC The Lissajous Curve Thingy had a big announcement about his secondary channel. It was originally going to be launched in late 2017 as "ABC The Lissajous Curve Thingy Two", but however the channel made its early launch on 28 December.

## LazyTown videos

At this point he created a video titled “The Mine Song but it’s Opposite Day” and uploaded it onto this channel, which gained him attention (later followed by his Music Of Memes video on his main channel) and thus more LazyTown videos were created as a result.

## Programming

Flashback Fridays With L.J. Two and R.I.P. were the only two programs found on L.J. Two. However, R.I.P. was the only program to move to ABC The Lissajous Curve Thingy, its main channel in September 2018 due to its closure.

## Channel closure/Rebrand

On 9 September 2017, the channel (then his most popular) got deleted and quickly started back up again.

Due to L.J. Thr3e renaming itself simply 'L.J. Stars', the channel was not getting enough subscribers. However, L.J. Two underwent a major re-branding and thus changed its name to **L.J. Chroma Key** on 14 September 2018.

It is a channel which has the best in green screen and blue screen videos.

## Deleted videos

### I Put The Hi-5 Theme Over An NBC ID (1986)

The video titled "I Put The Hi-5 Theme Over An NBC ID (1986)", uploaded in February 2018 and on 28 August, L.J. Two deleted the video and it quickly move to its main channel. This was the first video to be moved by L.J. Two.

## Logo history

Since its launch, L.J. Two introduced its first logo as 'ABC The Lissajous Curve Thingy Two' The colouring for the logo was made in green. Starting on 29 August 2017 (during L.J. Three's launch),

ABC The Lissajous Curve Thingy Two (ABC The Lissajous Curve Thingy 2) underwent a major re-branding and changed its name to L.J. Two. The logo and name first appeared on an ID. However, it still remained on an ABC L.J.: The Lissajous Curve Thingy Company, Inc. ID until February 2018.

To commemorate its 1st birthday than began on 28 December, on 27 December 2017 L.J. Two updated their logo and the colouring was changed into lime. Despite the channel getting its new logo it is still being used on Flashback Fridays With L.J. Two until September 2018.

To help avoid (some kind of) confusion with the channel renaming itself simply **L.J. Alternate**, on 10 April 2018 L.J. Two finally launched its new logo and 'TWO' was written in all capitals. This is the final logo of L.J. Two.

## External links

* L.J. Two

**TV and film production companies**

**Programs**

**Other**

**Defunct**

**Axed**
Nanites

**Nanites** are microscopic, insectoid machines installed in Ærolith Dynamics' employees as part of the hiring process.

While they are small enough to be invisible to the naked eye, they can be seen under a microscope, and can be manipulated either with code or with low-intensity magnetic fields. Their primary function is to provide biometric information about their resident, although some artificial intelligences are also able to interact with them remotely, to be installed there directly, or to take up residence there temporarily.
L.J. YTP

* March-September 2018 logo
* September 2017-2018 logo
* July-September 2017

### Formerly called

notABC the notlissajous curve nothingy (temporary name)ABC The Lissajous Curve Thingy YTP (July-September 2017)

### Genre

Parody

**L.J. YTP** was a parody channel owned by ABC L.J.: The Lissajous Curve Thingy Company, Inc. A type of video mashup was created by ABC L.J., editing pre-existing media sources for hilarious, obscene, annoying, confusing, shocking, or dramatic purposes.

## History

Back in April 2017, ABC The Lissajous Curve Thingy made a temporary name, called notABC the notlissajous curve nothingy. The channel didn't begin until it was renamed "ABC The Lissajous Curve Thingy YTP".

The channel was launched on 2 July 2017.

## Termination

Due to third-party copyright on 21 September, the channel (then his most popular) got terminated while being defunct, and the first YTP has been moved over to its main channel.

## Logos

On 17 December 2017, L.J. announced that L.J. YTP is getting a new logo for the very first time. The font for "YTP" is Dayton. It was revealed on 3 February 2018 and took place on 3 March.

**TV and film production companies**

**Programs**

**Other**

**Defunct**

**Axed**
L.J. TV

**L.J. TV** (also stylized as **LJTV**) is an Australian TV channel owned by ABC L.J.: The Lissajous Curve Thingy Company, Inc. It is based on ABC The Lissajous Curve Thingy, its YouTube channel counterpart.

The channel was launched after the owner of the YouTube account signed a TV network boss for life contract. It started a war with Channel NDA since 7 October 2017.

## Programming

L.J. TV has many shows like Ask ABC The Lissajous Curve Thingy, #OnThisDay, BusyCity, AGK Shorts*,* Flashback Fridays With L.J. Two, Battle for BFDI, Funniest Home Videos, My Kitchen's Disgusting and R.I.P.

## Channels

L.J. TV also has its only channel, L.J. Comedy TV. Two new channels called "L.J. Kids TV" and "L.J. Music TV" will begin somewhere in 2018.

**TV and film production companies**

**Programs**

**Other**

**Defunct**

**Axed**
List of Deal or No Deal episodes

**Deal or No Deal** is an Australian game show series based on the original format produced by Endemol Australia (now Endemol Shine Australia) for the Seven Network. The show debuted on both L.J. Play and Nine Aspect Channel from 1 January 2019 onwards.

## Series overview

 3 | 5 | 2 September 2020 | 30 September 2020

## Series 1 (2019)

*Main article: Deal or No Deal (series 1)*

## Series 2 (2019)

*Main article: Deal or No Deal (series 2)*

## Series 3 (2020)

*Main article: Deal or No Deal (series 3)*

## Series 4 (TBA)

*Main article: Deal or No Deal (series 4)*
ABC L.J.

* 2018-present
* 2017-2018
* 2016-2017
* Early 2016

ABC L.J. (also shortened to L.J. and formerly ABC until July 2017) is a character and a mascot from ABC The Lissajous Curve Thingy.

He would've been voiced by a text-to-speech program, but he is now portrayed by an Australian YouTuber.

## Personality

ABC L.J. is 2D blue Lissajous curve with gradients, but he is not in 3D and silver. Since 2018, his gradients were removed because the ABC was undergoing an broadcaster-wide rebrand with the slogan changing again to "Yours". He speaks with an Australian accent. Also, ABC L.J. is the co-host to depend on which show it would be.

## History

He was born on 5 February 1997 in Ultimo, NSW right after Nine (b. 16 April 1996 in Willoughby) and Seven (b. 2 July 1996 in Pyrmont). He would also be born before SBS M.C. (b. 24 September 1997 in Artarmon) and Ten (b. 5 March 1998 in Pyrmont).

## Relationships

ABC L.J. currently has a relationship with ZombiethekidRUS (b. 17 February 1995).
Funniest Home Videos

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**Funniest Home Videos** (also known as **FHV**) was an Australian comedy web series from the main channel counterpart, ABC The Lissajous Curve Thingy with humorous homemade videos that are submitted by viewers. The most common videos feature unintentional physical comedy (arising from incidents, accidents, and mishaps), pets or children, and some staged practical jokes. The show premiered on 24 March 2018.

## History

It was announced in January 2018 when a report was released by ABC L.J. and it was called "The Funniest Home Video Show". As a test, it premiered on 19 March. However, the first series premiered on 24 March and its run ended on 16 June.

## Hosts

* Remote only hosted a test episode of Funniest Home Videos.

* ZombiethekidRUS hosted Funniest Home Videos 13 times in season 1.

## Cancellation

On 24 June 2018, ABC L.J. decided to cancel the first season of Funniest Home Videos. He tried to create the 14th episode of the show, but Movie Edit Pro Plus had put an end to it.

On 20 November 2018, the show has been axed due to copyright claims.

## Opening titles

### Season 1

In season 1, there is a white background with blue snakes moving everywhere, and 18 letters (8 blue, 4 yellow and 6 red) flying and breaking up to spell out "Funniest Home Videos". At the beginning of each episode, the blue text reads "This Week" and flies out to the left. Then the funny videos appear - including a kid splatting onto the wall. The camera moves to the left and there's more funny videos. Finally, we go to the birds eye view and we zoom in to the "o".

Before we head into the studio, we hear Daniel (TTS) saying: *"Live from the ABC The Lissajous Curve Thingy Television Centre, this is Funniest Home Videos. Now, please welcome your host, ZombiethekidRUS."*

The graphic designers are Parker Peterson, Pierce Alison and Bailee Lawrence who had done the intro since.

## Music

The series included Hi-5 music in 8 compilations. In the ninth compilation (before the credits), Hi-5 music may not be included, so that means they would be replaced with some music performed by artists, and some bands.

## Sets

### Season 1

At the start of the TV show, the set was made using an FHV sign (sometimes, this logo doesn't look cartoony, but the text stayed straight), thinner black poles with TV screens (single) and large black block (where ZombiethekidRUS stands). It even includes some stairs at the back.

## Reuploads

On 26 October 2018 after termination, ABC L.J. announced that he would reupload the very first episode of FHV (which was previously up on 24 March), starting on Saturday. However, due to copyright content, ABC L.J. decided to delete the episodes.

**TV and film production companies**

**Programs**

**Other**

**Defunct**

**Axed**
L.J. Play

* 2021-present logo
* 2020-2021 logo
* 2018-2020 logo

**L.J. Play** is a game show channel, which is currently owned by ABC L.J.: The Lissajous Curve Thingy Company, Inc. It is ABC L.J.'s first post-termination channel that isn't his main channel.

It has all of its game shows like Deal or No Deal, Any Number, Wheel of Fortune and several others.

The channel's official slogan is *The Channel for Games*, which has been used by American pay television channel Game Show Network between 2004 and 2007.

## History

### Pre-launch prior to termination

On 26 August 2018, ABC The Lissajous Curve Thingy announced his new game show channel. It was later confirmed that his new game show channel was originally going to launch in October, but due to third-party copyright, having been terminated for a day, the plan was abandoned on 21 September.

### Official launch

Within one day later, the main channel finally returned and thus the launch of L.J. Play later took effect on 12 November 2018.

### Channel restructuring

Following the conclusion of the third series of Any Number in 2019, ABC L.J. restructured the channel for the new decade.

In doing so, they hired a new logo (same as the previous one) changing its colour scheme from orange to teal, and along with it came a new font called Franchise Free as well as a new slogan "The Channel for Games". This took effect on 14 January 2020.

Due to the COVID-19 pandemic, not one video has been uploaded onto this channel, becoming semi-inactive.

## Programming

These are the programs that debuted on L.J. Play.

### Current programming

#### Any Number

**Any Number** is a game show where an only contestant shows a game board which lists the three prizes, along with spaces for the digits in their prices. Each digit from 0 through 9 appears exactly once on the board, not including the first digit in the price of the car. Debuts every other Monday at 4pm.

#### Deal or No Deal

**Deal or No Deal** is one of the game shows on L.J. Play. ZombiethekidRUS hosts this timeless game-show, where contestants are given the chance to strike a deal with the banker to take home up to $200,000. It is based on the original TV series produced by Endemol Australia (previously Southern Star, now Endemol Shine Australia) for the Seven Network. Debuts every Tuesday at 4pm.

#### Wheel of Fortune

**Wheel of Fortune** is a game show where contestants guess hidden phrases by guessing letters one at a time. Contestants win money or prizes, as determined by a spin of the wheel, for each correct consonant they guess. But they have to pay to see what vowels are in a puzzle. Debuts every other Wednesday at 4pm.

## Identity History

* All Play, All Day (12 November 2018-14 January 2020)
* The Channel for Games (14 January 2020-present)

## External links

* L.J. Play

**TV and film production companies**

**Programs**

**Other**

**Defunct**

**Axed**
Ajax Saint Aurieux

> *"Hey, Jax. Oh, wait. It's Alex, right? I'm sorry, it gets a little confusing. The As and Xs, the* *speedy steps when Dez calls you. Admit it, you could be twins."*
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**Ajax Gitan Saint Aurieux** is the "family dog" of the Warehouse's team. He was saved and adopted by Desiree shortly after she was hired by Mrs. Frederic.

Ever since Dez and Alex became partners and best friends, "Alex and Ajax" have caused quite a bit of confusion and amusement within the group. More importantly, though, the dog appointed himself the protector of Alex's daughter, Cathy.
L.J. Movies

* 2021-present logo
* 2018 logo

**L.J. Movies** was a movie channel which had all the latest movies, past movies from the 2000's, the 1990's, the 1980's, the 1970's and the 1960's. The channel began on 15 July 2018.

## History

L.J. Movies can be traced back to August 2017 as "L.J. Movie Channel"

## Announcement

ABC L.J.: The Lissajous Curve Thingy Company, Inc. announced L.J. Movies.

## Classics

L.J. Movies also showed films from the back catalogues of the studios. Often there were themed months, or marathons of movies from the 1950's, the 1940's and the 1930's.

## Channel names in L.J. Movies

The channel began on 15 July 2018 but the channel names in this channel weren't introduced yet as he was planning as a reply due to ABC L.J. being mad about the channel names in this channel.

## Termination, followed by the relaunch

Due to third-party copyright on 21 September, the channel (then his most popular) got terminated. On 1 September 2021, the channel relaunched on YouTube after 3 years.

**TV and film production companies**

**Programs**

**Other**

**Defunct**

**Axed**
Bizarre theories in the Hot Wheels Discord

Since the server’s inception, people have been making fan theories surrounding Hot Wheels: Highway 35 – World Race and its sequel series, Acceleracers. Some are rather interesting while others are extremely bizarre and unrealistic.

## Karma is Vert's sister

On September 7th, 2017, Discord member, \_Galaxy created a theory that made Teku drivers Vert Wheeler and Karma Eiss siblings. The reasoning for this theory is apparently that Gelorum killed Vert's mother (who looks like Karma) with the possibility that Gelorum took her appearance and that both Karma and Gelorum look alike.

However, neither Vert or Karma make any mentions of being siblings at all. Their surnames are different (Wheeler, Eiss) and it actually devalues the scene in Breaking Point where Major Wheeler shows concerns about his son driving with the Teku (which would especially be poignant if Vert was Major Wheeler's only son, plus, if Karma was his daughter, he would have indirectly called her a street punk).

## Karma is a Drone

There were two scenes where people have based their speculations.

1. The scene where the Drone mistook Karma for Gelorum; Kurt even mentions both look similar.
2. The scene where Karma knows the Big-Fuck-Off Cannon was about to blow the Sweeper without realizing her surroundings.
3. Karma's desire to perfect her driving, especially in the Racing Realms.

Of course, this theory can be easily debunked. If she was a Drone, why was she asking Gig who the Racing Drones were in the beginning of Ignition? And in The Speed of Silence, why was she studying a Drone's driving skills when she already was one? The Sweeper scene can also be debunked by a sense of clairvoyance, especially considering that she meditates and could have suspected that Kadeem was leading the drivers into a trap from the tone of his voice.

## Monkey had a thing with Vert's mom

In the Speed of Silence, Monkey is seen with a picture of Vert's mom in his bedroom. This is likely reused assets.
Darrell Wylde (HW35 Enthusiast)

**Darrell** is GONE. A bit of a loud mouth, he tends to offend others with his "No nonsense take it or leave it" attitude, and he has a strong hatred for furries, despite the contradicting appearence.

He was an Admin from April 20, 2018-January 17, 2019 and was a proud Roadbeasts member

He has currently departed from the server.

He is back but still is an asshole
Sybil Joyce Osborne

> *"In retrospect, I suppose I should've known you weren't strong enough."*
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**Professor Doctor Sybil Joyce Osborne-Chamberlain** is the mother of Blaire and Lincoln Chamberlain. She has three doctor titles, in psychology, neurology and genetics, and served as a researcher and professor for several universities around the globe. Her personal pet project consists of experiments involving superhumans, like her children. In fact, Sybil made sure her kids would both be born with special gifts so they could "help her" at work.

On multiple occasions, Sybil crossed the line between legal and illegal, moral and immoral, for her research. She was even convicted and sent to jail once.
List of Any Number episodes

**Any Number** is an Australian game show series which debuted on L.J. Play from 12 November 2018 onwards. It is where each contestant shows a game board which lists the three prizes, along with spaces for the digits in their prices. Each digit from 0 through 9 appears exactly once on the board, not including the first digit in the price of the car.

## Series overview

 3 | 7 | 7 October 2019 | 30 December 2019

## Trivia

* Series 1 debuted on 12 November 2018 during the launch of L.J. Play, ABC L.J.'s very first post-termination channel which is a game show channel.
* Series 2 debuted on 18 March 2019 after L.J. posted the Any Number season finale on 4 February.
* Series 3 debuted on 7 October 2019 in honour of the show and L.J. Play's 1st birthdays. It is titled the "1st Anniversary" series.
* Series 4 is set to debut at some point in late 2020 or in early 2021 because of the COVID-19 pandemic.
Ask ABC The Lissajous Curve Thingy

Intro

**Ask ABC The Lissajous Curve Thingy** (also modified as **Ask L.J.**) is a web series that began on YouTube (as part of ABC The Lissajous Curve Thingy) between 17 July and 20 September 2017.

## Episodes

There were only 2 episodes in Ask ABC The Lissajous Curve Thingy.

## Cancellation

The channel cancelled the show, because it only had 2 episodes in Season 1.

It was heard on L.J. Radio on 12 March 2018 that ABC L.J. won't continue making the show because of Season 1. In fact, here's what he had to say:

*"Hey guys, I have some bad news. I'm just gonna cut right through the chase and I don't wanna continue making Ask ABC The Lissajous Curve Thingy anymore, but please, just hear me out. I honestly thought really hard about this decision. It took me a while to come to a conclusion, but after all that, I feel like it's for the best that I don't continue the series, for many different reasons. I've lost almost all interest in making so much web shows from that channel, the main channel. When I first started making Ask ABC The Lissajous Curve Thingy, I was always motivated to work on it. Though overtime, the spark that came with making the show slowly died out, and working on it just felt like a hassle. Which is a big reason why the wait between each episodes increased each time. As of now, the only thing about working on Ask ABC The Lissajous Curve Thingy that I actually enjoy are little bits and pieces of comments here and there, but overall, it's just appealing to me.* - ABC The Lissajous Curve Thingy (L.J.)

**TV and film production companies**

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**Defunct**

**Axed**
Serena Rhodes

**Serena Rhodes** is the firstborn child of Claire Donovan and Marco Romero. She was born almost half an hour before her twin sister, Ariana, and she regularly reminds the younger girl of that fact.

The girls were three years old when their parents got divorced, and when they were five, their mother remarried. Unlike Aria, Serena eventually took their stepfather's surname. She grew up calling Derek her "Dad", even though her sister always refused to.

Serena is generally more mature and thoughtful than Ariana, but she isn't shy by any means. She boldly says what she thinks and wants, which tends to catch people who don't know her off guard.
Lily Lattimer

**Lilika Jinan Lattimer** is Karin Lattimer's second child, and her first kid born to her husband, Pete. She was conceived in her mother's original world, but because of Karin's dimensional travel, her husband never had the chance to learn of the existence of their firstborn. However, real world's Pete seemed to take the news quite well and he was really happy to finally become a father.

## Trivia

* Her first name is a tribute to her maternal grandmother Sanna, whose name means "lily", as well as a nod to her own mother, Karin *Viveka*. Meanwhile, her middle name is a reference to both her paternal grandmother and aunt.
* Lily is the youngest child, conceived in the non-warehouse world and living in the real one.
Claudia Donovan

**Claudia Aurora Donovan-Jinks** is the youngest child of Killian and AJ Donovan, after Joshua and Claire.

In the real world, her parents died when she was 7 years old, and her brother disappeared during an experiment with an artifact three years later. Afterwards, Claudia bounced back and forth between foster families and group homes, until she eventually ran away to live on the streets. She also spent time in a mental institution, because she misinterpreted her brother's attempts to contact her from a pocket dimension as hallucinations. (Ironically enough, her oldest daughter Kiara found herself in a similar situation years later.) Once she realized what was really happening, she did everything she could to bring Joshua home, no matter the cost.

In the end, that was what brought her life back on track: She found Warehouse 13 and, with the more-or-less voluntary help of Artie Nielsen, saved her brother. Claudia then became the Warehouse's resident technology expert, inventing many gadgets to aid the agents. In 2011, with the addition of Steve Jinks to their team, Claudia started to go on missions regularly herself. Steve became her partner, her best friend and, eventually, her husband.

Not long after the birth of their second daughter, Emilia, an artifact transported Claudia, Steve and Kiara into an alternate dimension. There, the Warehouse seemingly didn't exist. However, her parents were still alive, as was her sister-in-law, Olivia.

Initially, Claudia searched for a way back, to return to her life and her second child. Throughout the years, though, she began to accept that they would never be able to go back. It hurt her terribly, but she knew Emilia would be in good hands with Joshua. The hole in her heart remained, but she went on to live the life she was handed in this new reality.

Opposite the tragedy of it all, there were some good sides to their involuntary move. She could finally meet Olivia, and really get to know her own parents for the first time. She also made sure that all three of them played their part in Kiara's life, grateful that her first-born could grow up with her whole family. (Sans the sister she didn't know she had, and her paternal grandfather. The former, Claudia wished she could change. The latter, not so much.)

Claudia was also quite intrigued by the differences in her own life, caused by the lack of the Warehouse's influence. In this world, she was a shining star in the music industry, as the front woman of a rock band. It had been a childhood dream of hers once, to earn her money with music like her Mom used to, so she enjoyed every second of it. Every sold out concert, every performance, every practice.

She took a step back from the stage in her early thirties, in favor of her family. Instead, she and Claire became Co-Vice Presidents of AJ's new record label. Claudia also rediscovered her love for science and machines, working as a freelancing inventor.
Ryosucc Takpepsi

**Ryosucc Takpepsi** (Ryosuke Takahashi) is a member of the Hot Wheels Discord. He has the Dune Ratz and the Forza Horizon 3 role.

Ryo is the creator of the Hot Wheels Discord Wik

For most of his time on the wiki he had the Roadbeasts role

## External Links

See Ryosucc Takpepsi as ''Ryosuke Takahashi'' in Initial D Wiki
Original

* Album front cover
* Album back cover

**Original** is the debut album from ABC The Lissajous Curve Thingy, released on 5 July 2021 by L.J. Music and distributed by Universal Music.

## Track listing

1. Reorganise (Released 23 March 2019)
2. Adamantly (Released 8 June 2019)
3. Together Again (Released 9 February 2020)

## Trivia

* This is L.J.'s very first album ever released.
* This is the only album to use the 2018-2020 L.J. Music logo, despite its logo change in 2019.
* This album only includes 3 songs; 2 of them were recorded in 2019 and the last one was recorded in 2020 prior to the COVID-19 pandemic.
* This is the only album to be released under the "ABC The Lissajous Curve Thingy" name, due to ABCTLCT rebranding to L.J. on 10 May 2021.

**Albums**
****Original**:** Reorganise | Adamantly | Together Again

**Upcoming albums**
TBA

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**Other**

**Defunct**

**Axed**
Damon Maddox

> *"So the pretty lady's a little outlaw, huh? It's fine, I don't judge. That at least explains how a woman like you ended up in the middle of nowhere."*
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> *- Damon to Dez*
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**Damon Maddox** is a young musician. He moved to Univille, South Dakota in the 2020s because his uncle, Dwayne, lived there. He met Desiree St. Aurieux in 2027, and they began a sort of casual relationship.
Arabella Donovan

## AJ Donovan

### Occupation

* Musician (formerly)
* President of her own record label (AU)

### Nicknames

* AJ
* Bella

### Status

* Deceased
* Alive (AU)

## Family

### Children

* Joshua Donovan
* Claire Donovan
* Claudia Donovan

### Other Relatives

* Steve Jinks (son-in-law)
* Dani Fareeda (daughter-in-law)
* Derek Rhodes (son-in-law)
* Marco Romero (ex-son-in-law)
* Wyatt Ainsworth (ex-son-in-law)
* Jason Donovan (grandson, deceased)
* Kiara "KC" Jinks (granddaughter)
* Emilia Donovan (granddaughter)
* Jansen Jinks (AU, grandson)
* Serena Rhodes (granddaughter)
* Ariana Romero (granddaughter)
* Zadie Rhodes (granddaughter)
* Lorna Donovan (AU, granddaughter)
Layna Mccormick

**Elaina Xanthe Mccormick** is a professional shooter and hacker, demonstrating inhuman abilities.

When Layna was 9, her abilities showed up for the first time, killing her parents and older sister, who barely graduated from high school. After that, El spent several years in a psychiatric hospital before meeting the Diamond brothers on her way.