ASMR Videos

"*Now as you can see, I'm making my own ASMR video right here.*"
―Erik
ASMR Videos is the 41st lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on March 24, 2016.

## Summary

Erik starts his lesson as an ASMR video and strongly recommends that you turn up your volume nice and high for this video.

Erik puts on an ASMR video to see what ASMR is all about. He leaves his comment, and then he finds a video of a relaxing massage while he's brushing his beard with a little comb. He decides that the video isn't very relaxing after he sees a cat throwing up in the background. Erik puts on an ASMR video of an old friend doing your anniversary makeup, and he gives you a head massage while he watches it. He notices that there's a spider's nest in your hair so he combs it out as the baby spiders crawl down your skin and under your bed. He posts this scenario as a comment.

Next he finds a forced ear cleaning ASMR and tries to leave a comment, but he sees that someone else left the exact same comment. He moves on to a Voldemort ASMR. At first he isn't relaxed by it, but he admits that it had been so relaxing that he through his dog into a ravine after it interrupted him. He also checks to see if there are fart video ASMRs, and there are.

Finally, he checks out a spooky web comic that he found.

## Comments

*Hey asshole, thanks for the jump scare at 2:00 I was getting so relaxed and then you hit me with that crazy melting ghost photo and the screaming woman noise. Fucking lame dude, thanks for destroying my trust in ASMR. Haha jk great video dude, bounced on my boys dick to this for eight seconds before we both slipped into deep REM sleep.*
- Erik

*Wow. This is the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life. Here let me give you a head massage while we watch this. Relax. Just relax okay? Just relax. Uhp you got a little spider right there. Lemme get that off. There. It was in your hair. You had a spider in your hair and I got rid of it. So anyway how was your day? Oh mine was fine and oh that spider's got a nest. It's got a nest in your hair right there. Lemme just comb that nest out oh no it broke and now the little baby spiders are everywhere. I see what they're doing, they're just crawling down your skin so they can get to their mother spider on the ground. Okay now that spider's taking off with all the babies on its back to the corner underneath your bed. That's on me. Sorry about that.*
- Erik

*I'd lick his balls if I were kidnapped by him.*
- Erik and Jordan Scott

*Did anyone else get so relaxed by this video that they ended up in trouble with the police? I know I did, but it's not my fault that my goddamn dog started barking while was relaxed. And it's not my fault nosey old man Dixon with the farm across the street caught me throwing said dog into the ravine behind his shed. Okay one love Salvia and I'm a ding dong rocket ship don't get caught in a FEMA camp you pussies.*
- Erik

## Comment Quiz of the Week

WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO IMMEDIATELY LOSE THE TRUST OF YOUR AUDIENCE?

A) Take way longer than you said you would to deliver a kickstarted short film about drinking wine and getting a haircut

B) Defend Keemstar, who really doesn't seem like that bad of a guy.

C) Fuck a baby

D) Just when they let their guard down and don't think you're gonna do it, throw in a jump scare right about now

## Context

1. ↑ Voldemort is the villain of the Harry Potter series. He's speaking in Parseltongue, the language of snakes.
2. ↑ Erik links to the webcomic in the video's description: https://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail?titleId=350217&no=31
3. ↑ Keemstar is a YouTuber who is known for a variety of controversies, some of which include racist behavior and using his audience to bully other users

## Video

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