The Renaming of D'vinorange

## BREAKING NEWS: A SHOCKING RENAMING

##### Date: June 23, 2019

In latest news, the Red-Orange harbor town of D’vinorange has renamed itself, supposedly as an homage to the restaurant that grew its popularity, *When Coffee Isn’t Strong Enough*.

For those of you unfamiliar with the world-renowned innovative bar and restaurant, *When Coffee Isn’t Strong Enough* is well known for serving all their drinks and food *in mugs*. The founders, Red-Yellow power couple Leap and Druxe, faced many difficulties in bringing their dreams to fruition, and according to them it all started with a simple mug filled with wine. While their restaurant’s drink known as “Mug Wine,” is far from the most intricate drink they serve, it is easily their most popular. Why? It’s all due to a scandal surrounding the notorious *Drunken Comrades Inn*.

The owner of the *Drunken Comrades Inn* chain, a well known powerful figure in red, is a longtime friend of Leap and a more recently of Druxe. His name is Tetsu. Druxe and Leap were known to hang around the original *Drunken Comrade Inn* in Crimsongorod with Tetsu, and are attributed with a number of the creative drinks and appetizers served there currently. As the story goes, once finished helping Tetsu clean up the bar after a long day, Druxe -a frequent visitor behind the bar- poured all three of them mugfuls of D’vinorange’s very own Orange Wine. Not ten minutes later, the local authorities were called by a frantic Leap who reported a civil disturbance at the bar. Sounds of yells and smashing pottery can be heard in the background of the recorded call. Many citizens were shocked when it was reported that Red’s own Tetsu and Yellow’s own Druxe were imprisoned for acts of violence, civil disturbance, and destruction of property. Each man released their own statement of what happened, with Tetsu notoriously saying “the test begins on the next page” and Druxe responding to all follow-up questions with “yeet.” Both accounts roughly follow the same timeline but differ when it comes to the topic of who started it. Leap remained neutral throughout the entire investigation so no additional information could be gleaned from her aside from confirmation of what happened leading up to the big fight.

After a vicious court case where both defendants were forced to pay damages to the city of Crimsongorod, Leap and Druxe left the political limelight and made their way towards the Red-Yellow city of Powon with plans to settle down and spend the rest of their lives there. However, their plans hit a snag when it came to trying to establish their restaurant. Tetsu had used his sway from his many days as a leader of the DSRR to prevent the couple from founding their dream restaurant. Druxe was seen during this time period exchanging heated words with some unnamed Yellow officials with Leap notably not on his arm. There were also reports of sightings of Leap in various cities in the DSRR, but none of them are confirmed or supported by evidence. The next time anyone heard of Druxe and Leap again- a full year later- was in association with the beautiful port town of D’vinorange.

Princess Sier of Orange had provided sanctuary for the couple as they reworked their plans to build the restaurant, *When Coffee Isn’t Strong Enough*. In an interview, Leap attributed the idea of building the restaurant in D’vinorange to the princess as well as some of their orange-inspired dishes. Leap and Druxe utilized their connections throughout all the nations to help build their extensive menu and ensure that anyone of any color would feel at home sipping their favorite drink and munching on their favorite snack. Their goal was to create a home away from home for any people traveling through the area. Now, their restaurant is renowned throughout the nations as a hub for international dealings. Rumors of the possibility of building an Inn off the restaurant are beginning to circulate, but there has been no confirmation of this from the restaurant owners. However, many people who wish to abandon their colors have made their home in D’vinorange and the surrounding farmland, taking Leap and Druxe’s example and making a fresh start for themselves in foreign lands.

The city of D’vinorange honors *When Coffee Isn’t Strong Enough* for causing a boom in area growth by rechristening itself Chope D’vinorange.