2019 Masterlist

## The Bias of Judge, Jury, and Executioner

**Title:** The Bias of Judge, Jury, and Executioner

**Author:** IAmAllYetNotAtAll

**Artist:** Luce-xoxo

**Rating:** General Audiences

**Warnings:** No Archive Warnings Apply

**Final Word Count:** 12,963

**Summary:**
Shield has tasked the Avengers with capturing and sending Deadpool to the Ice Box after a visiting diplomat is murdered. Peter has to disprove the allegations despite the substantial evidence against him, save his best friend, and also figure out why the thought of losing Wade terrifies him.

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## A Full Guide On How To Adopt A Pet Spider

**Title:** A Full Guide On How To Adopt A Pet Spider

**Author:**  noshallowend

**Artist:** thatbanananana

**Rating:** Mature

**Warnings:** No Archive Warnings Apply

**Word Count:** 8,802

**Summary:** One, keep your Spider well-fed and hydrated. Eye-eating you in a questionable coffee shop will do. Two, your little pet needs a room, or is it you? Well, anyway, you have been warned, so don’t complain if you wake up pinned to your bed by a 5’ 10" love bug.

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## Choose Your Words Wisely

**Title:** Choose Your Words Wisely

**Author:** TimidTurnip

**Artist:** Sofreakinmanyfandoms

**Rating:** Explicit

**Warnings:** Dubcon, sexpollen, mpreg

**Word Count:** 10,702

**Summary:** Peter should know by now that you can’t just say the first thing that comes to mind. That words carry weight, especially when directed at someone like Loki. Peter doesn’t really understand how getting him to fuck Wade is a punishment, not until his stomach starts to swell.

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## Peter Parker and the Very Bad No Good Mercenary Fleet

**Title:** Peter Parker and the Very Bad No Good Mercenary Fleet

**Author:** ChibisUnleashed

**Artist:** ask-spideypool-42069

**Rating:** Mature

**Warnings:** Graphic Depictions of Violence, Temp Character Death

**Word Count:** 24,232

**Summary:** So what if Peter’s an enhanced human being? His everyday, average, utterly normal human being powers of very good lab work and drive to innovate have been far more useful to the universe. Peter Parker, owner and founder of Parker Tech, has been leading the cosmos in medical technology for years. Ever since he founded it, in fact.

Peter can’t leave a person in need without aid. It’s just not in him. So when he finds out a mercenary blockade has prevented the transport of vital medical supplies to a planet just outside of the United Front’s jurisdiction, he decides to go there and fix the situation by force (Because it’s mercenaries. Force will be necessary.)

Wade doesn’t really care either way, but if a hottie in a tight suit offered you a ridiculous amount of money to lend them a hand, would you say no?

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## Parallel Horizons

**Title:** Parallel Horizons

**Author:** mokuyoubi

**Artist:** Meeps

**Rating:** Explicit

**Warnings:** Canon-Typical Violence, Temporary Major Character Death, Deadpool being Deadpool

**Word Count:** 40,700

**Summary:** When Peter B Parker enters the collider again to return to his own dimension, he’s dumped out a week into the future, but still in Miles’ universe. Repeated attempts to return home only speed up the damage done to his body by the glitches, and leave him stranded 2 years in the future. Enter Deadpool, who’s seen a lot of versions of Spider-Man, but never one so in need of a friend. He vows to save Peter’s life, whether he likes it or not. Along with Miles and Gwen, they work to repair the damage, and find out what’s keeping Peter from being able to return home. And maybe Peter finds he has more in common with the strange Merc than he could have anticipated.

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## Shooting For Your Heart

**Title:** Shooting For Your Heart

**Author(s):** theultimatespidey-petey

**Artist:** Jay

**Rating:** Teen

**Warnings:** Canon-Typical Violence

**Word Count:** 43,153

**Summary:** “In my defense, I didn’t expect you to get hurt.”

“And I didn’t expect to be run out of town, yet here we are.”

He went suddenly stiff, “Wait…you were run out of town?”

“As if you didn’t know,” Peter grumbled, but when he looked up he did a double-take at Wade’s confused expression. “Almighty, you really don’t know, do you?” he snapped the drawer shut, “Well, after that little fiasco by Two-Stone Canyon, a little rumor spread that me and you were in cahoots. The rumor got some ground and it turned the whole town against me. I was run out before I could defend my case. Why'dya think I was out there the other night to begin with?”

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When Peter Parker, a deputy known as Webslinger, gets accused of working with the West’s deadliest outlaw he finds himself on the run from the people he once trusted. But in an effort to prove his innocence, he finds himself captured by the very outlaw tarnishing his name.

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## Rooftops

**Title:** Rooftops

**Author:** Jo

**Artist:** AiralySwirls

**Rating:** Mature

**Warnings:** Wade-typical temporary death

**Word Count:** 11,800

**Summary:** Spider-man is a mercenary. He’s not proud of it, but a job is a job and he’s good at it. Things get more complicated when he does a job one night with a loud-mouthed and sharp-shooting Deadpool, and even more complicated when the two grow close. When Wade introduces some demons from his past into Peter’s life, things fall apart.

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## The Order of the Silver Spider

**Title:** The Order of the Silver Spider

**Author(s):** MsCaptainWinchester

**Artist:** blondeulence

**Rating:** Explicit

**Warnings:** No Archive Warnings Apply

**Word Count:** 34,102

**Summary:** Normal people just feel emotions from their soulmate, which get stronger as they get closer. Hardly inconvenient.

But of course it’s not that simple for our dear boys. Wade’s good ole time in the Weapon X program turned those handy emotional feelings into a pretty little white box that likes to keep him and Yellow company. Poor Peter got the short end of the genetic lottery, being one of the rare humans that feel their soulmate’s pain instead of emotion.

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## Your Heart’s in the Right Place

**Title:** Your Heart’s in the Right Place (And So are the Furnishings)

**Author:** Doctoring

**Artist:** Moemai

**Rating:** Mature

**Warnings:** No Archive Warnings Apply

**Word Count:** 25,852

**Summary:** I mean, friends to lovers is one thing, but roommate to lovers has that whole efficiency appeal to it.
Peter is thinking about moving when his lease is up. Wade makes it his mission to convince Peter to move in with him. However, there’s a lot of home makeover (and flirting) he needs to do first before his crush will even consider it.

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## You Can’t Spell Awesome Without Me

**Title:** You Can’t Spell Awesome Without Me

**Author:** pineau\_noir

**Artist:** dropthebeet

**Rating:** Mature

**Warnings:** No Major Archive Warnings Apply

**Word Count:** 25,315

**Summary:** On Peter’s 30th birthday, he finds a red and black mark over his heart. Then, on his way to his teaching job at Empire State University, a heavily scarred man dies in Peter’s arms. The two things don’t seem connected until Peter’s Spidey Sense goes haywire and his AI, Janet, tells Peter about soul marks.
But soulmates are just an urban legend, like Reagan killing all the birds in 1986 and replacing them with spies, right?
Meanwhile, Wade is stuck in the hospital, after losing his favorite kidney and briefly being dead. He flirts with his cute nurse (Anthony), gives a false name (Thom Cruz), and learns to live without his precious righty (his kidney).
Peter and the Avengers are on the hunt for the slightly shady man who may or may not be Peter’s one-and-only until something unexpected brings them together.
Spoiler— it’s really dumb and ordinary but Wade lives for the drama of it all: car chases! Illegal drug rings! Exotic animal smuggling! Or as Peter tells it, patrolling and seeing cars go by, accidentally stealing a bottle of ibuprofen from Tony Stark, and finding a stray kitten.
Either way it’s going to be all the fluff and domestic Spideypool the author can manage.

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## Rock You Like a Hurricanrana

**Title:** Rock You Like a Hurricanrana

**Author(s):** Jennicide

**Artist:** Aredesificiation

**Rating:** Explicit

**Warnings:** No Archive Warnings Apply

**Word Count:** 111,289

**Summary:** Peter thinks he’s finally made it now that his masked persona, Spider-Man, has been offered a full-time contract with one of the largest wrestling companies in the United States. He’s spent years training for this moment but nothing could have ever prepared him for getting into the ring with Pileta de Muerto, the hottest heel in professional wrestling entertainment, on the night of his debut. And to make matters worse, their first meeting was a complete disaster. One of his biggest idols probably (definitely) hates him, but he’ll manage somehow because they’ve got a show to do and everything in wrestling is scripted anyway… until it isn’t.

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## Parker’s Monster

**Title:** Parker’s Monster

**Author(s):** Rainbow820

**Artist:** Alfie

**Rating:** Teen

**Warnings:** Graphic Depictions of Violence

**Word Count:** 33,790

**Summary:** In the early twentieth century, world tension is at an all time high. A young university student in New York, Peter Parker, meets Wade Wilson a military officer from Canada on a chance encounter as Wade looks to find his professor, Doctor Connors.

America needs Doctor Connor’s work and Wade needs him, and Peter Parker wants to protect his professor. Wade finds something captivating in the student who feels the need to save everyone around him.

War rips through Europe and Wade has to leave with Doctor Connors, but Peter is not one to be left behind. Falling in love at the worst of times Peter will do anything to keep Wade with him, anything.

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## Bettas are just P®etty Assholes

**Title:** Bettas are just P®etty Assholes

**Author:** GeekMom13

**Artist:** Spiderkatana

**Rating:** Explicit

**Warnings:** No Major Archive Warnings, Minor Character Death, Mermaid anatomy,

**Word Count:** 8,644

**Summary:** Wade really loved his job- going around taking care of pointless mers and eating all the best food in the ocean. But he really, really hated Bettas. They were grumpy, conceited, and liked to get in his way far too much, even when they failed miserably. (They always failed, Wade just hated the superficial scars they left. Because, honestly, he already looked like Neptune’s left nutsack, did they need to make it worse?)

Really, how hard was it to just… let him kill the worthless mers of the pod? It’s not like he took on contracts for the productive members of pod-ciety.

It just figures that one assignment he meets a Betta-mer who changes everything.
Why the fuck did he have to be so pretty?

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## Cradle

**Title:** Cradle

**Author:** macaronigrille

**Artist:** monexistenz

**Rating:** Mature

**Warnings:** Graphic Depictions of Violence

**Word Count:** 8,971

**Summary:** Peter’s encounters with Deadpool are initially only fleeting. He doesn’t know much about him, simply that he’s a trained mercenary for hire who’s nearly impossible to kill.
Impossible to kill, maybe. But as Peter spends more time with Wade, he realizes that Wade is not unbreakable. From broken fingers to head injuries, Peter teaches Wade how to be cared for, and Wade returns the favor when Peter needs him most.
(Or: 5 times that Peter helped Wade with his healing factor, and one time that Wade returned the favor.)

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## Odds Aren’t in Our Favor

**Title**: Odds Aren’t in Our Favor

**Author:** Nhrive

**Artist:** Chez

**Rating:** Explicit

**Warnings:** Minor Character Death, Graphic Depiction of Violence

**Word Count**: 84,063

**Summary**: Peter Parker, for lack of a better description, is having a shit time. An incident at school leads him to rash decisions and when he finds himself in the middle of New York alone and at night, he knows he’s in trouble. A mysterious man rescues him in a tight spot and despite Wade being kind of terrifying in his own right, he turns out to be the friend Peter needs, and in the end, the one Wade needs as well.What happens when the world is forced to sacrifice children in the name of order and justice? The Games are the result. Wade had never been lucky in life and as he made his way into District 12, fate showed him just how much they didn’t like him. Now scarred from his experiences, he must deal with helping the new tributes make their way through the games. Can he help keep one of them alive?

Peter has suffered so much in life as it is and when it’s finally his turn for the games, will he be able to make it out alive? What will he lose along the way or is there possibly anything to gain?

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## Neighborly

**Title:** Neighborly

**Author:** DramamineOnTopOfMe

**Artist:** DrunkRat

**Rating:** Mature

**Warnings:** No Archive Warnings Apply

**Word Count:** 8,310

**Summary:** Peter's finally moving out! And Wade Wilson helps him move in?? Peter knows that Spiderman and Deadpool are now neighbors, but he can't let anybody else find out. Especially not Wade! But for just how long can Peter keep his secret when there's crime in his city and a mercenary next door?

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## on a genderbender

**Title:** on a genderbender

**Author:** Devral

**Artist:** Art Wolf

**Rating:** Explicit

**Warnings:** No Archive Warnings Apply

**Word Count:** 40,567

**Summary:** Peter is saved by a mysterious scarred stranger when a extraterrestrial stowaway causes the Avenjet to break apart mid-flight over the Pacific Ocean. Stranded on a deserted tropical island with the man who can’t seem to get the hang of verbal communication, Peter struggles with not knowing how his friends and family are faring in an alien infested New York, his growing feelings for the man he names Wade, and how Wade came to be on their little island in the first place.

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## A World Away

**Title:** A World Away

**Author:** silvyri

**Artist:** Limeonik

**Rating:** Explicit

**Warnings:** Mild Self-Harm (it’s Wade), Temporary Character Death (it’s Wade again), some violence

**Word Count:** 35,052

**Summary:** Peter is saved by a mysterious scarred stranger when a extraterrestrial stowaway causes the Avenjet to break apart mid-flight over the Pacific Ocean. Stranded on a deserted tropical island with the man who can’t seem to get the hang of verbal communication, Peter struggles with not knowing how his friends and family are faring in an alien infested New York, his growing feelings for the man he names Wade, and how Wade came to be on their little island in the first place.

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## My Heart’s A Little F\*cked On You

**Title:** My Heart’s A Little F\*cked On You

**Author(s):** Spiderkatana; Dr.FumblesMcStupid

**Artist:** Chez

**Rating:** Teen

**Warnings:** Explicit Language, Very Brief Major Character Death

**Word Count:** 26,146

**Summary:** When Peter was forced to leave his childhood best friend (and first crush) behind, he didn’t think he’d ever see him again. He definitely wasn’t expecting Deadpool, the first person he'd really felt safe with since then– to be the same boy who gave him an over-sized Captain America hoodie, threw rocks at Flash Thompson, and used to calm Peter down by softly singing La Vie En Rose.
AKA The One With The Silver Unicorn Charm Necklace.

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## Behind Closed Doors

**Title:** Behind Closed Doors

**Author(s):** crookedswingset

**Artist(s):** babyshawk

**Rating:** Mature

**Warnings:** Graphic Depictions of Violence, Temporary Character Death (Wade), Police Corruption, Angst with a Happy Ending

**Word Count:** 141,538

**Summary:** When the Benefactor arranges a successful hit against a cop in a Spider-Man suit, Peter Parker has one shot to go undercover, infiltrate the criminal's operations, and shut them down for good. But, to do that, he needs to let everyone in his life think he's really dead.
Even Wade.

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## there’s a fire in your eyes

**Title:** there’s a fire in your eyes

**Author(s):** bisexualbarry

**Artist:** luminspidey

**Rating:** Mature

**Warnings:** Graphic Depictions of Violence

**Word Count:** 36,873

**Summary:** When Peter moved to a boring town in Maine, he thought his life would be normal. Instead, he’s now being stalked by a creepy man with a wicked plan. Even after escaping him once already, Peter can’t go anywhere without feeling eyes on him.
Cue Wade, a man who's a mystery from the start who has weird injuries that seem to heal right before Peter's eyes. Along with him comes a ragtag family that don’t quite seem to match. The biggest reality check, though? Vampires are real and they live amongst humans.
Now Peter has to try his best not to get kidnapped (again) by an evil vampire who’s trying to assemble his own group of elemental controlling vampires. And Peter happens to have a very fiery presence.

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## In Which Peter is Not Okay

**Title:** In Which Peter is Not Okay

**Author(s):** ladyamante

**Artist:** Gensyz

**Rating:** Explicit

**Warnings:** PTSD, Past rape/non-con, Graphic Depictions of Violence, Suicidal ideation

**Word Count:** 55,036

**Summary:** Peter has hit rock bottom. He is anxious all the time, he can’t get out of bed for days on end. He’s isolated himself from his friends and Aunt May. What happened with Skip was ages ago, and he’s Spider-Man now, so he should be fine, right?
One night, Peter finds himself at the top of a building, ready to jump, when an unlikely person steps in.

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## Five Years Grown

**Title:** Five Years Grown

**Author:** 343EnderSpark; thelonebamf

**Artist:** thelazydrawer

**Rating:** Mature

**Warnings:** Character Death, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Bullying, Implied Childhood Sexual Abuse, Homophobic Language, cliffhanger ending

**Word Count:** 137,096

**Summary:** Growing up in a New York City that has seen the likes of superheroes and extraterrestrials was never going to be easy, but finding a friend was sure to make the journey more fun. A young Peter and Wade meet and bond over their shared hobby of dumpster diving and a fast friendship forms between them. While Wade’s home life is complicated and downright abusive, he slowly finds a place among the Parkers, learning to trust Ben and May as he grows closer to Peter. Yet no relationship stays the same forever, and Wade’s sprouting feelings for Peter are at odds with the expectations people have for the two of them. Things only grow more complicated when Peter develops his spider powers, and is unsure whether or not he should confide in his friend. Of course nothing could keep the two apart for long… or could it?

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## (life)lines

**Title:** (life)lines

**Author:** Anhumblegoose

**Artist:** Cheermione

**Rating:** Explicit

**Warnings:** Canon Typical Violence, Happy Ending

**Word Count:** 49,756

**Summary:** When Wade takes home a callboy, he isn’t expecting to find his second chance at love. Now that it’s in front of him, he doesn’t want to let it go. He knows he can make his sweetie happy; that they can pull each other up. That is, if his baby boy’s insistence on keeping secrets doesn’t end up tearing them both down.

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## Big Enough Umbrella

**Title:** Big Enough Umbrella

**Author(s)**: fancastical

**Artist:** romeyruu

**Rating:** Teen

**Warnings:** Graphic Depictions of Violence, Child Abuse, Happy Ending

**Word Count:** 58,669

**Summary:** Peter is high key miserable at the beginning of senior year. It takes everything he’s got to get out of bed sometimes, let alone go to school. It’s a problem, then, that the first person to make him laugh since Uncle Ben’s funeral is also the new school bully, a guy from Canada named Wade who steals money from freshmen and has no sense of propriety or, if the bruises he’s always showing up with mean anything, self preservation.

Wade doesn’t expect to stay in New York City long. His dad never lets them stick around after people start asking questions. So it really shouldn’t matter what the nerdy guy in his Spanish class thinks of him, and yet he’s bending over backward for even half a smile from Peter, and making all kinds of promises he’s not sure he can keep.

Wade knows it’s not gonna end well. But when has that ever stopped him before?

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## Reboud

**Title:** Rebound

**Author(s):** evansenpai13

**Artist:** Ninja46464

**Rating:** Mature

**Warnings:** No Archive Warnings Apply

**Word Count:** 8,447

**Summary:** Peter needs to see Wade. At 3 am. And the ever Spider loving Merc has no reason to deny the man he loves. Of course, it’s not as expected, why would it?
Peter B. Parker recently divorced his sweetheart Mary Jane and just as any distraught human being, needed someone to rely on. It just so happened that Wade was the one he confided on.
Matters become difficult when Peter believes Wade to behave oddly due to the loss of Vanessa. Though the present events are long after the incident, this belief clouds Peter’s judgment on what’s really happening.
Wade just couldn’t catch a break nor drop the feelings he had for the other. But Wade being Wade, did his best to get Peter out of the slump he was in. All while pushing aside the love Wade had for Pete. He would never be selfish enough to admit those feelings at such a sore time in Peter’s life. Or would he?
Give it time and a bit of alcohol, and what will happen once both men open up to one another? What’s Peter’s thoughts about the divorce? How will Wade help? Will Wade finally be honest? How will Pete react?
What will become of their relationship?

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## Careful What You Wish For

**Title:** Careful What You Wish For

**Author(s):** xbloodrunsredx

**Artist:** sillytheotter

**Rating:** Not Rated

**Warnings:** Referenced Past Non/Con, Slavery Undertones, Depression

**Word Count:** 15,250

**Summary:** Wade Wilson is a mercenary that has had a rough life, but meeting a strange, powerful genie certainly puts things in perspective; through trials and memories, they struggle to find common ground… and there are too many questions that need answering before they can even try. But they can work it out—Wade knows it more than he’s ever known anything, even if the genie refuses to give up his name, or the past that hangs over him like a dark cloud. After all: he can just wish for it, can’t he?

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## Two Lies and a Truth

**Title:** Two Lies and a Truth

**Author(s):** salios

**Artist:** sofreakinmanyfandoms

**Rating:** Teen

**Warnings:** Mild Stalking

**Word Count:** 6,382

**Summary:** Having a thing for your teacher seemed like a reasonable fetish back in highschool. Personally, Peter hadn’t ever found a teacher worth pining after, but then again he’d had the saltiest, most sour, dried out educator-jerky the world had ever produced. There had definitely been fresher fish to cast after.
So again, while he understood it was a respectable and somewhat common kink, it wasn’t for Peter. He also realised, within three months as a TA, that it was super uncomfortable to be on the receiving end. Especially when you were being actively chased not by one, but two over eager students with no concept of personal space.

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## Falling Backwards

**Title:** Falling Backwards

**Author(s):** KiwiBerry

**Artist:** princesseellie3

**Rating:** Teen

**Warnings:** Canon-Typical Violence

**Word Count:** 7,399

**Summary:** Peter loves being an Avenger. Or at least he thinks he does? It’s kind of hard to tell since he’s missing about four years of information after a run in with a mind-altering mutant. Luckily, he has two over protective, father-like figures to help him figure it all out. Oh, and a man in a red jumpsuit who keeps calling him “Spidey” with a fondness that almost rivals Aunt May. So, yeah, Peter loves being an Avenger (or at least he hopes he does. Mr. Stark would be so pissed if he didn’t.)

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