Twitch Chat LLC

Twitch Chat LLC. is a company formed by DougDoug during a Mario Maker stream that then expanded. Their founder was DougDoug, although he left and put the Tiger in charge. They were previously referred to as DougDoug Incorporated, although that name has since been dropped.

## Overview

During Doug's stream, "Beating 10 Expert Levels no skips then Peggle", he expressed intention of wanting to form a company with Twitch Chat for the sole purpose of divorcing it. Despite his objections, the company was formed. At the beginning, the only notable trait was that the PR team was addicted to meth, however with the forming of new departments it would become much more interesting. The company had an underground meth ring. Later on, the company would bring in Kyles who would lace the meth with Monster Energy, greatly increasing productivity.

After Doug finished Mario Maker, he was traded to the Detroit Lions.

There is a European branch of the company, although not much is known about it.

## Departments

#### PR

The PR department was the first formed department, originally just called the PR team. The entire department is high on meth at all times. As they were the first department, their meth obsession became a defining characteristic of the company. Due to this, the PR team constantly suggested odd or ineffective ideas for the company. Early on, the CEO of the PR department wanted the PR department to be made the CEO of the entire company, although Doug, the owner at the time, declined. Slightly later, the supreme leader of the PR department wanted to institute a hostile takeover of the company with free meth and cats.

During a meth-fueled rampage, they attacked HR, Finance, and the Divorce team. They then attacked the Kevin breeding facility and killed every Kevin except for 3. After this, they moved on to the Space Laser. Their rampage was stopped thankfully.

During an unrelated cat-fueled rage, they killed Steve, who was supposed to bring casserole to the company potluck on the Friday after the company was formed.

A subset of the PR team is the Nuclear Program set up by the CTO. It included the NFT radioactive atoms.

The PR department put Kevin from Accounting (the first one) up as an NFT. They then kidnapped Kevin and forced him to tell Doug that he was in debt to the PR department. They then kidnapped the first Kevin and locked him in the NFT basement. Kevin tried to reveal their weakness, but he was quickly silenced.

#### HR

HR was created along with the PR and Treasury departments. Early on, they were attacked by the PR department and they lost all their computers. After this, they attacked Programming and stole their computers and chairs. In retaliation, Programming broke in and took their equipment back. They hold Organ Donations every Wednesday, although one new recruit accidentally lost their kidney a day early and had to contact the secretary to get it back.

#### Treasury

Treasury was created after HR, as the third department formed. Their first appearance was when they challenged the PR team and publicly supported cat freedom. They then created a line of NFTs called "Save the Kids" and then dropped it 5 minutes later.

Treasury then bought the Tiger and named it Boris.

#### Investment

The fourth department created. Unlike the PR department, they did not have a very notable role, although they did suggest that the company should invest in Bismuth.

#### Accounting

Accounting was the fifth department created. It is notable because the first Kevin in the company worked there. After this, it was revealed that Accounting was made up of entirely Kevins. They then lost their Kevin population to the Kevin Department, leaving them with no members, but the Secretary funneled new recruits into Accounting as an attempt to refill it. One of the new recruits named Randy was murdered by a rogue PR member.

Kevin Prime, the form of the First Kevin after becoming awakened, then tried to persuade all other Kevins to join Accounting and help the company, however many dissented.

#### Research and Development

Research and Development was the sixth department. The head suggested that Twitch Chat LLC merge with Pointcrow's company if he were to make one. Later, a head of R&D found out that Dog Milk NFTs are trending among divorcees, and suggested that Doug send all the budget towards them.
They then worked with the Bismuth Plundering department to make a 50% Bismuth Meth. They tested the meth by distributing it to kids from the local elementary school.

#### Security

Security was the seventh department. Early on into the company's life, the head informed Doug that the PR team had broken out and gone on a meth-fueled brawl. After this, he revealed that the PR team had destroyed the finance department and would then go on to attack the divorce team. A member of Security would then rescue the original Kevin from the PR team's NFT basement. They then stopped the PR team's rampage and went on to try and subdue the Kevins. They succeeded, and afterwards they teamed up with Boris to dethrone the King of Tigers.

After, a member of Security encountered someone at the door saying they ordered a live tiger. He let the tiger in, and that tiger was the one that would eventually become the current owner.

#### Trans Pride/Space Laser Department

The Trans Pride/Spacer Laser department was the eighth department. Unlike some other departments, this department was formed specifically by Doug. The purpose of this department was to promote transgender rights and kill things from space.

#### Social Media

This department is run by an unpaid intern. They faced issues during pride month, as they had to choose between keeping their pride PFP after it ended or falling to peer pressure and changing it.

#### Finance

This department was first acknowledged when the head of security revealed that they had been destroyed by the PR team during a meth-fueled rampage.

#### Divorce/Legal/Boring Papers Department

This team primarily handles divorces and is a very important asset of the company. They also handle any other legal matters. They were attacked by the PR department during a meth-fueled rampage.
After this, they revealed that Twitch Chat LLC. was being sued for all their meth by the LGBTQ community.

#### Programming

Due to the fact that they lost their computers to the PR team, the HR team attacked the Programming department and stole their computers. A higher-up from programming informed and requested Doug's help, who then ignored the request. Later, the HR team attacked again and stole the Programming department's chairs. After this, they invaded HR and got their equipment back. They beat up everyone there. The higher-up apologized to James, an innocent worker there who was sadly hurt by the invasion. However, they eventually made peace with HR and PR.

#### Pirate Department

This department was formed when an intern requested that Doug create a Pirate Department and make them the CEO. Doug obliged. The Pirate Department's mission statement, as described by the CEO, is to "plunder stuff from other companies and sing sea shanties."

#### Kevin Department

This department was indirectly formed when Kevin cloned himself using a cloning machine in the NFT basement during the meth raid. The clone ran away with company assets.

There is a subset of the Kevin department known as the Kevin breeding facility. It was attacked by the PR team, and only 3 Kevins got away.

A Kevin from the Kevin Department then captured the Kevins in every other department, leaving Accounting with very little workforce.

One Kevin replaced Steve after he was murdered. Another caused a #CancelDougDoug raid outside HQ.

A Kevin from the Kevin department suggested an NFT idea to Doug. They would sell the teeth the PR team was losing due to their meth abuse and call it Non-Functioning Teeth. This turned out to be very profitable, and the Kevin then went on to form the Teeth department, but they lost their teeth supply fast and had to ask Boris to up the minimum meth use for the PR department.

#### Meth Department

This department was originally formed as a subsidiary to the PR department, but it gained independence after they lost their meth stockpiles. The stockpile was stolen by members of the PR, HR, Legal and Social Media departments as well as the C-Suite. They realized how important their services were, so they became their own, larger department.

#### Bismuth Plundering Department

They were formed as a subsidiary of the Pirate Department, but then the Pirate Department realized that they would be overworked if they stayed united, so it broke off. They were originally left out of the meth ring in the company, but they were allowed in by the head of the Pirate Department.

They then assisted R&D with making a 50% Bismuth Meth.

#### Math Department

This department is notable for being constantly emailed by accident when people tried to email the Meth Department, as their names are similar. This was revealed by a worker named Nick.

#### Cultural Diversity Department

A higher-up from the Cultural Diversity Department informed Doug that he was being investigated by major news networks and Pointcrow for some controversial statements. They then told Doug that he had lost all sponsorships from GFuel, Keeps, Divorcees Anonymous and Meth itself.

#### Department Department

This was formed by a new recruit to try and keep other departments in check, however it originally failed as it had relatively little power in the company. However, the secretary then gave them more power within the company and they successfully opened up multiple other department departments.

#### Furry Fan Art Department

This department was overloaded by requests from the PR team until an anonymous department let it into the meth ring, which allowed them to finish the requests from PR.

#### IT Department

This department revealed that the email meth@DougDoug.com stopped working and started sending emails to Parkzer, Nick and Kevin.

#### Ketamine Department

This department was formed as a partner with the Meth department.

#### Cocaine Department

This department was formed after the Senior Delivery Boy of Twitch Chat LLC met with the CIA, who then started this department as a rival to the Meth department.

#### Cloning Department

The Cloning department was formed after the cloning machine was found in PR's NFT basement. It was then taken over by Kevins.
Boris the Tiger, before he became CEO, then assisted the Cloning department by killing off the invading Kevins.

It had a smaller team known as the Human Experimentation team, who sent Doug a cryptic request for help that was ignored. Only 1 member of the team remains alive to this day, and they suffer PTSD.

#### Old Stuff Department

This is a smaller department that, as their name implies, focuses on taking care of old items. A requirement for getting into this department is knowing how to clean flesh off bones.

#### Walter Department

This department focuses on taking care of Walters. One of their younger Walters was kidnapped and strung up by his ankles by an HR member who said anti-LGBTQ things. He was eventually rescued by a higher-up from the Walter department.

#### Receiving Department

This department is responsible for receiving any non-meth related orders from other entities. They were overwhelmed by a gift of over 200,000 CPR dolls from an unknown source.

#### Hair Replacement Department

This department was formed by a new hire when he noticed that the CEO was insanely bald, to the point that it was painful to look at. He then tried to set up an appointment with Doug, but he was redirected to the Teeth department.

#### Teeth Department

This department was formed by Kevin after the Non-Functioning Teeth idea turned out well, and it also took on a secondary responsibility of managing Doug and any other higher-up's doctor appointments, although this responsibility was dropped when the Hair Growing Department For Bald Men Who Want To Keep It Discreet was formed.

#### Hair Growing Department For Bald Men Who Want To Keep It Discreet Department

This department was formed for the purpose of managing Doug's hair appointments in secret, although it eventually gained the responsibility of setting appointments for other higher-ups. The name remained the same, despite the fact that it did not fit.

#### Janitory Department

This department took care of cleaning the office, which took a lot of work. One of the janitors felt they were being underpaid and threatened to reveal the companies secrets, but they were taken care of by the Disposing Of Janitors That Want A Raise And Will Expose Our Secrets If We Don't Department.

#### (Former)Disposing Of Janitors That Want A Raise And Will Expose Our Secrets If We Don't Department

This department is very self-explanatory. When some of the janitors tried to rise up and demand a raise, they were either fired and blackmailed or assassinated. They were paid very highly by Doug, but Boris felt that this department established a bad work environment and dismantled it.

#### Worksafety Department

This department focuses on helping the other departments with their drug abuse and tries to prevent any other meth-fueled outbursts. It was formed by some dissenting members of the PR team after the meth-fueled rampage was stopped by Security.

#### Dark Souls 3 Department

Not much is known about this department apart from the fact that they requested $30 million in funds for printer paper for more drawings of Shrek.

#### Nintendo Department

This department is separate from the Mario Maker Department. It is headed by Shigeru Miyamoto, who congratulated Doug for beating a Mario Maker challenge.

#### German Department

This department focuses on making or finding German delicacies such as currywurst and beer. They ran out of it and had to ask Doug for help. However, they were aided by Treasury.

#### (Former)Boss Worshipping Department

This department was created by Elon Musk in disguise and tried to convince all other departments that the company had been bought by him. However, his plan failed and the department was shut down by one of the department departments.

#### Fondle Department

This department is made up of only one person, Fondle. He snuck into the company and tried to get in contact with Doug about Doug's attempted murder of him. However, Doug was traded away before this happened.

#### Moon Department

The Moon department was focused on ventures on the Moon. They were kept alive via oxygen shipments from Twitch Chat LLC. However, when the company temporarily dissolved for 18 seconds, all shipments were cancelled and they were left uninformed. They were then attacked by space tigers.

There is a subset of new hires that were trapped on the Moon and forced to work in the moon mines. They complained about their conditions to Doug, but he ignored them. They were eventually freed when Boris took over.

They are assisted by the Rocket department.

#### Rocket Department

This department is focused on sending rockets out, primarily to the Moon.

#### Coloring Department

The coloring department is self-explanatory. They took screenshots of black screens using Doug's computer to further their ventures.

#### Bit Fraud Department

This department takes care of any bit loss or fraud that is experienced by workers of Twitch Chat LLC.

#### (Former)Tiger Department

This department was created by the Tiger King's armies after he was killed by Boris. They tried to kill everyone in Twitch Chat LLC, but they were stopped by a combination of all the department departments, Security, and Boris.

#### Peggle Playing Department

This department is headed by Divorce Guru. It was originally left out of the meth ring, but a janitor informed them of it and Boris allowed them entry.

#### Basement Department

This department was formed months after the original formation. After DougDoug's basement was revealed to the public by someone who escaped it, higher-ups realized that they could make a profit in it. First, they formed a contract with Doug. Doug would get 50% of the profits generated by the Basement department and would have a hand in the affairs of the Basement department. In exchange, they could set up down there. After this, they had help from multiple departments, including IT, Rocket, R&D, and Math. Using this help, they created a teleportation device and set it up in Sector V. The HQ and teleporter are heavily guarded by the Security and Old Stuff departments.

## Notable Positions

#### Company-Wide

* CEOs -
	+ Former: DougDoug
	+ Current: Boris the Tiger

* Main Secretary - The Resident Friendly Dragon

* Assistant Secretary - Sandra

* CTO

* Arch Mage

* Senior Delivery Boy/Peddler

* General - Kevin

* Military Tactician - Kevin

* Chief Meteorologist

* Main Executioner

* Official Printer - Fired by Doug

#### PR

* PR CEO
* Supreme Leader
* Sorcerer
* PR Secretary
* Treasurer