Chum and Monster Patty Transcript

This is the third episode of the SpongeBob Spin Off Series "The Monsters".

## Script

(Eerie Theme Music)

(AAAHH!!!! Real Monsters Theme Music)

(THE MONSTERS ARE APPEARING EVERYWHERE IN BIKINI BOTTOM SCARING EVERYBODY EVEN A ROBOT NAMED QT-TT ALSO KNOWN AS "CUTIE PIE" THEY ROAR, THEY STOMP, THEY CHASE, THEY EAT, THEY EVEN HAVE BAD MANNERS LIKE; BURPING WITH THEIR MOUTHS AND FARTING OUT OF THEIR BUTTS. THEY EVEN SCARE AWAY THE PETS LIKE SNAILS, WORMS, SEAHORSES, CLAMS AND SEA BUNNIES)

Giant Anglerfish: We're the monsters! And this is our show now!

The Monsters: (ROARS OUT LOUD)

(THUNDER BOOMS, CLAPS AND FLASHES)

Title: "Nickelodeon's THE MONSTERS"

(We see and hear Gary and his the snail-friends screaming during the end of the theme music)

"Developed for Television by Stephen HillenBurg"

(We hear Giant Anglerfish Off-screen growling)

Episode Title: "Chum and Monster Patty"

French Narrator: Day Three in The Tidal Zone.

(The episode started at conch street as three big sea creatures; Giant Anglerfish, Feeler Fish and Puffball come out of SpongeBob's Squidward's and Patrick's houses to meet up with each other)

Giant Anglerfish: Morning, Boys. Today, we are going to the Chum Bucket to hang out with our friends the Trench Monsters. They've got something to make chum really delicious, scrumptious and yummy.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Puffball: Ribbit.

Giant Anglerfish: Honestly... The Monster Patties we ate are so delicious and all. But we want to try all two of them at once. Let's us go between two restaurants. Shall we? (She, Feeler Fish and Puffball stomp all the way toward the Chum Bucket to meet the Trench Monsters; Maximus, Giant Red Squid, Three-Eyed Green Fish Monster, Big Orange Fish Monster, Black Dragon Lobster Monster with flexible eyestalks, One-Eyed Teal Monster with green arms on it's head, Big Yellow Monster with an eyestalk, A Gigantic Snail with eyes for his shell and A Giant Magenta Clam with one eye and teeth)

Puffball: Ribbit.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Giant Anglerfish: Hello, Trench Monsters.

Maximus: Oh. There you are, Giant Anglerfish. You and your boys are just in time at the Chum Bucket.

Giant Red Squid: Um... We don't know which food is better. The Monster Patty or the Chum.

Three-Eyed Green Fish Monster: We need taste testers to see which is delicious.

Maximus: That's where you guys come in. Will you help us?

Giant Anglerfish: Taste testers? Count us in. Well, we are kinda hungry. Aren't we?

(Giant Anglerfish, Feeler Fish and Puffball's tummies rumbles and growls)

Puffball: Ribbit.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Black Dragon Lobster Monster: Sounds great!

One-Eyed Teal Monster: Looks like we got ourselves taste testers.

Big Orange Fish Monster: Come with us inside the Chum Bucket so that the other Trench Monsters are waiting for you to test out our chum creation.

(The Trench Monsters lead Giant Anglerfish, Feeler Fish and Puffball all the way inside the Chum Bucket to see a lot of Trench Monsters including the Giant Red Eel, See Through Fish Monster, A Giant Humboldt Squid and a Giant Green Crab)

Giant Anglerfish: Wow, guys. There's a whole lot of Trench Monsters trying to test out their chums they cooked out for us to try.

Puffball: Ribbit.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Big Yellow Monster: You are going to love our chum creation made by Maitre D. himself. Just sit down and enjoy eating our precious chum.

Giant Anglerfish: Okay. (She, Puffball and Feeler Fish sat down on their butts. They didn't realized that the three sea spiders are sitting there. The three sea spiders are crushed by their big butts) These seats are very wobbly and comfortable here. (Shakes her butt with her chair)

A Gigantic Snail: Are you ready to taste our creation of delicious chum?

A Giant Magenta Clam: Just to know what it taste like?

Giant Anglerfish: We sure are.

Puffball: Ribbit.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Maitre D.: (Brings out the brand new Chum Nuggets) Try these brand new chum nuggets now even more scrumptious than before.

Giant Anglerfish: Mmmm... Chum Nuggets. (She, Feeler Fish and Puffball tried the Chum Nuggets and ate them in one gulp) Ahh.

Maitre D.: Well... what do you think?

Giant Anglerfish: Those Chum Nuggets taste very familiar compare to the one made exclusively at the Chum Caverns.

Puffball: Ribbit.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Maitre D.: Glad voo see it my way, ma'am mozel Angler Fish. Who else want to test out the delicious chum?

See Through Fish Monster: I will. (Hands out the piles of Chum on the sticks) I call these ones; Chum on the sticks. Now even more monster perfection.

Giant Anglerfish: Oooh. (She, Feeler Fish and Puffball ate the piles of Chum on the sticks and gulps em into their bloated bellies) Ahh. Tasty good.

Puffball: Ribbit.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Giant Anglerfish: The boys are right. Chum Sticks remind me of some regular customer who eats ten of them and goes to the hospital.

See Through Fish Monster: Knew you see it my way.

Maitre D.: Next Chum tester in line please missour!

Giant Red Eel: (Slithers toward the three big sea creatures) I call this one... Popsicle Chum. Which it shape like ice cream. Try em.

Giant Anglerfish: Really? (She, Feeler Fish and Puffball tries the Popsicle Chum and gulps em into their bloated bellies) Ahh. Tangy!

Puffball: Ribbit.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Giant Anglerfish: Popsicle Chum reminds us of our slogan "Chum is Fum" Or should we say "Fum is Chum".

Giant Red Eel: Well is that one of your judging speeches I might ask.

Coelacanth Creature: (Brings out the plate of Raw Chum to the three big sea creatures)

Giant Anglerfish: You two, Coelacanth?

Coelacanth: Yeah. Maitre D. hire me to test out one of his food creations at the Chum Bucket.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Coelacanth: How you doing, Feeler Fish? What do you three big sea creatures say we catch up in Rock Bottom later on?

Giant Anglerfish: Well... Deal. (She, Feeler Fish and Puffball ate the Raw Chum and gulps em down into their bloated bellies) Scrumptious.

Puffball: Ribbit Ribbit.

Feeler Fish: PBFFT!

Maximus: So what do you think of their Chum?

Giant Anglerfish: We think... These are the delicious, scrumptious, monsterific chum that we ever tasted. But we had to be honest. You know what we like more than chum. Some delicious, scrumptious, monsterific Monster Patties at the Krusty Monster.

A Giant Green Crab: I could go for one of those.

All Trench Monsters: (Agree happily)

Giant Anglerfish: Follow us and The Monster will make you one for you all to enjoy. (She, Feeler Fish and Puffball got up from their chairs as they realized they crushed the three small sea spiders) Oh we're sorry, sea spiders. We didn't even know you three are sitting here.

Sea Spider #1: That's okay, Giant Anglerfish. We're fine.

Giant Anglerfish: Come on, Trench Monsters! (And she, Puffball and Feeler Fish leads the Trench Monsters; Maximus, Giant Red Squid, Three-Eyed Green Fish Monster, Big Orange Fish Monster, Black Dragon Lobster Monster with flexible eyestalks, One-Eyed Teal Monster with green arms on it's head, Big Yellow Monster with an eyestalk, A Gigantic Snail with eyes for his shell, A Giant Magenta Clam with one eye and teeth, See Through Fish Monster, Giant Red Eel, A Giant Green Crab, Maitre D. and Coelacanth all the way toward the Krusty Monster)

The Monster: (ROARS LOUDLY)

Giant Anglerfish: Hello, Monster sir. Can we get a taste of your Monster Patties?

(The episode ends as we zoom out of the Krusty Monster with all the monsters eating the Monster Patties from inside)

THE END

(End Credits)

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