Painful Bump

## Plot

Zoe gets a pimple on the side of her face.

## Characters

* Arion
* Zoe
* Paris
* Inka
* Simone
* Kameron
* Channon
* Connor

## Script

*[The episode opens up with Arion playing volley ball in the gym with Kameron, Channon, Zoe, Paris, and Inka]*

**Arion**: SUCK MY DONKEY KONG!!! *[Slaps the Ball and it gets popped in Zoe’s face and she gets flung into a wall]* Whoops!

**Inka**: Arion!

**Kameron**: Sorry, Inka!

**Arion**: Yeah, I don’t know my own strength. *[Zoe gets up]* Zoe, are you okay?

**Zoe**: Yeah, I’m okay. *[Rubs her arm]* Ow…

**Paris**: *[Runs up]* Oh my..

**Zoe**: What? Paris, I’m fine!

**Paris**: No! It’s just…you have a giant pimple on the side of your face…

**Zoe**: WHAT?! WHERE?!

**Paris**: Right…*[Moves Zoe’s face to show her]* Here…*[Zoe stares and screams so loud the window shatter]* Zoe! Calm down it’s not that bad- *[She screams again]*

**Zoe**: Get it off me! Get it off me! *[Looks at Arion]* Look what you've done to me?!

**Arion**: Zoe, a pimple like that doesn’t get caused by me smashing your face with a volleyball.

**Zoe**: Well, be honest, does it look bad?

**Arion**: *[Him, Kameron, and Channon all exchange looks before looking back at Zoe]* You look pretty pretty! Right, guys?

**Kameron**: *[Smiles]* You are the most ugliest thing in existence and I can die now, sorry. *[Arion hits Kameron in the stomach]* What? I thought we were all being honest! *[Arion hits him again]*

**Arion**: Unbelievable! Channon, what about you? *[Channon’s face has now turned green and runs into the bathroom to throw up]* I mean…at least their honest…

**Zoe**: *[screams]* Look, you gotta help me get rid of this!

**Arion**: *[Shrugs]* Why do I have to?!

**Zoe**: Because…your name is in the title of the show!

**Arion**: And? That’s doesn’t mean I’m important in every episode. I sometimes just show up as cameos just so I can be in the episode in some stupid way. *[Zoe frowns]* But, I do have one way! Just use honey! *[Gives her a bottle of honey]*

**Zoe**: *[Rubs some on her cheek]* Hey, I think it’s working!

**Kameron**: *[Looks up nervous]* Uhh, guys? *[They all look up and see a giant sharp toothed bear. It’s watering for the honey]* GIVE HIM THE- *[The bear beats them all up. The bear exits the School with the jar of honey]*

**The Bear**: Hmph! *[Cut to the kids laying in a beaten pile]*

**Zoe**: Anymore ideas, Arion? Arion?

**Arion**: *[Dizzy]* The stars at night are dull and dimb! *[Walks unbalanced into a wall]* Whenever they have to be under dump old stupid- Mph!

**Inka**: Well, Arion’s out.

**Paris**: Now what? *[Cut to a pink bathroom. Zoe is sitting on a white toilet. Simone is with her]*

**Simone**: Just try this skin care I got! *[Rubs some pink jelly on Zoe’s face]* There! Better?

**Zoe**: I mean, *[Rubs her face]* It feels nice and soft! *[Her face starts to burn]* ow…ow…OW…OW….OW!!!! *[Grabs a rag and wipes it off]*

**Inka**: Oh, I could’ve sworn this stuff got recalled. *[Zoe finishes wiping it off]*

**Zoe**: What do you mean it got recalled?! *[Face pink pimples start to pop off her face]* I look horrible! No boy is gonna like me?! *[Connor comes in the bathroom]*

**Connor**: Hey, has anyone of you girls seen my- *[Sees Zoe’s face, grossed out]* Has anyone seen some bleach…*[Passes out]*

**Zoe**: and now Connor is grossed out by my face

**Simone**: Oh, cheer up, Zoe! It could be worse.

**Paris**: Yeah, you can be bald and have a big nose! *[Zoe’s hair then completely falls off and her nose gets swollen more. She looks angry at Paris]* I shouldn’t have said that…

**Zoe**: Why did my hair fall off?!

**Simone**: I guess the skin care affects hair…heh…I’m sure it grows back…*[Zoe is extremely angry but tries to cool down]*

**Zoe**: Forget it, I’ll just wear a wig until it grows back. *[Puts a black haired wig on. She walks out of the bathroom. Connor wakes up]* Connor, are you okay?

**Connor**: Hi, Zoe! I’m perfectly sa- *[Passes out again]*

**Zoe**: What now?! OH, CRAP!!! I FORGOT ABOUT THE PIMPLES!!! *[Covers her face and runs down the halls until Arion smashes a door on her face when walking out of a room]*

**Arion**: Yeah, Joy! I heard you! You want a strawberry flavored ice cream. *[Looks down and sees Zoe]*

**Zoe**: Arion! You Buffon! You broke my face! Don’t just stand there help me! I need a doctor!

**Arion**: Oh, you need Doctor Mario!

**Zoe**: ARION!!! *[Arion accidentally smashes her face again]* OW!!!

**Arion**: *[Giggles and drags Zoe]* Pfft! I’m just kidding. Come on! *[Cut to a hospital with Zoe’s face bandaged up. Zoe’s friends come in the room. Arion busts through the window.]* Hi, guys! *[Falls]* I’ve been launching myself up the highway!

**Harold:** We can't really have you in here today. I'm going to be removing Zoe’s bandages and she made me swear to keep you far away from her.

**Arion:** It has been two weeks already? [Arion Smiling]. Don't worry, doc. I promise to stay out of the way.

**Harold*:*** *Okay. As long as you stay on the other side of the... [sighs while Arion immediately dashes to the bed] Right. [takes out some scissors and is about to remove the bandages on Zoe’s face]*

**Arion*:*** Don't rush it! Sorry, go ahead. [the doctor continues his work, but Arion interrupts him again] Wait!

**Harold:** [angrily] What is it?

**Arion:** *[Wearing a Doctor Outfit]* Does the patient has enough emensmansera?

**Harold:** I have no idea what that is. Please. Just let me work.

**Arion:** Very well, doctor. Carry on.

**Harold`:** Gladly!

**Paris**: Arion, let the guy work! Please! *[Arion sits up from his seat]*

**Arion:** Hold it! *[Paris groans]* The readings on this brain meter are all wrong! We must postpone the operation!

**Harold:** That is a television set put here for the patient's enjoyment. And it's not even plugged into the wall!

**Arion:** You're right, doctor. Proceed with operation sever. Hold it!

**Harold:** Oh, come on! Now what?!

[On the television]

**Nurse:** Doctor, we can't do this. Surely we can use a less dangerous procedure. Must we do the brain surgery on this poor baby?

**Arion**: *[Rubs his hands, evilly. Wearing Orion's clothes]* You must KILL the baby!

*[Harold turns off the TV. Orion comes in, wearing a towel, and snatches his clothes]*

**Orion**: Give me that! *[Walks off]*

**Arion:** Wait!

**Harold:** [impatiently] WHAT could it possibly be this TIME?!

**Arion:** I just want to say sorry for interrupting you before.

*[Doctor Kid twitches his eye for a second and turns to the other kids.]*

**Doctor Kid**: You gotta deal with this idiot too? *[They all nod yes]*

**Arion**: But I must ask- *[Zoe immediately grabs Arion’s mouth and holds up a crunching fist. Arion sits back down terrorfied]* You know what, I’ll just sit down here. That’s fine

*[He unwraps the bandages. When all the bandages are off, there is a bright flame that shines in his face.]*

**Harold**: *[Eyes burn]* MY EYES! MY EYES!

**Arion**: *[Wearing sunglasses]* Wow, it shines!