Borg

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Carl Lucas Greve Von Borg, also known as ''Borg'' or ''Noggbork'', is a loyal member of the pleb, better known as pöbeln, and wanderer of the Asko & Gänget server. He is known for his passionate desire to reform the server to the marxism ideal and shows no signs of waver in his quest to do so; with or without the act of a quick and decisive revolution. Borg resides deep within the suburbs of the server where he tends to waste his time becoming the best Kled or Jhin player in the game League of Legends. This goal has seen no success whatsoever, however, what the man lacks in skill and communication, he makes up with inappropriate comments to the opposing team.

## Count Borg

### Aliases

Råbarkad Kommunist, Alkis, Lillebror, BM, Lars, Analfebat, Sus, Cumstain, CEO of Cringe, Step-sis, Norrbagge

## History

### Birth

A fool may be tricked by thinking the documentation of Borg's past would be less than relevant, however, there is much to be read of the man's past.

Already at birth Borg had shown his true colours after have struck his twin with the stick and beaten him unto submission. His brother would play a crucial role in his attempt to escape the strangers who brought him into this world of chaos, rumoured to have been created after the arrival of Emil. Borg is said to have escaped the building after have been passed on a beaten down Volkswagen pickup 1.9d by his older brother, however, the escape did not last long since he was captured soon after by the Max parking lot, also known as Maxparkeringen.

### Kindergarden

After his capture, Borg was soon sent to Kindergarden where he encountered his long time friend and rival, William. They were introduced during a short and intensive bombardment by a careless colleague and insisted on forging an alliance, relying upon it to survive the onslaught. Soon after they would raise a ravaging campaign against the daycare and escape following a decisive victory.

### Middle School

The darkest days of the decade would take place at Själevad skolan where the tyranny and the unsatisfied ambition of Borg was truly shown. Here he would wreck carnage upon the teachers and write sacred texts inspired by age restricted movies which soon would be captured by the treacherous teachers and kept locked away by his parents, even to the present day. The alliance between Willian and Borg had begun to wither and a campaign against William's self proclaimed territory was waged by Borg's loyal subjects, this campaign would end with the disastrous Battle of Snöhögen. After the battle, Borg's authority was questioned by his followers and his ambitions were left unattended, for a while.

After his insubordination towards his teachers and focus towards other mischief, he was left as analfabet. Jens Rudälv made him realise this after his preaching of how contraceptive do not fill the intended use and do not work at all. He told the boy; ''Eyo, you better fkn learn something or I'll whopp yo dingus ass to the moon''. Soon after, Borg followed the path of the nerds and attended their cult meetings and sessions of ''Learning''. These lectures introduced him to millitary history, something he would take great advantage of in his glorious coming days, and the ideology of marxism.

### High School

Borg proceeded with his studies but this was naught but a side quest for the young, ambitious man. He had been taught the meaning of the ''Brödkö'' and strove to spread the word of it's greatness, the greatness of being stabbed and robbed over a piece of moldy and tasty bread. No, he wanted to spread the word far and wide, upon the Based God himself, down to the hellish realm of Emil's doing.

It was here Borg was introduced to the unknown identity of Eggi Eggskal by his old ally and enemy William. William had passed on his Sovereignty to ''Danne Päron'' and left the Spade unattended while he focused on his own desires. It was here Borg encountered the Based God and his unquestionable rule of the discord server''Asko & Gänget''. It was here, in the realm of Asko & Gänget, where Borg would make his name known through his devious mischief, pronunciation, poor gaming capabilities and rebellions.

## Personality

> *Kom ihåg mig för den mat jag lagade! - Borg dying*
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> Nobody has been able to categorize the man's personality but it is clear that the man is suffering from a combined version of dementia and megalomania. He tends to reside in his batcave deep within the suburbs along with his cats, plotting mischeif and rebellions. He has never been in the presence of a female and prefer it stays so since he has taken a vow of unwanted celibacy. During recent months the man has taken an interest of committing acts of sussary, attending the bathroom with microphone still active and erupting civil disorder and has been on the verge of having his human rights revoked and being sent to a swift execution.
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