Shrek and Fiona's conversation

Here's how Shrek and Fiona's conversation goes in *Thomas and Twilight Sparkle meet Shrek*.

[we then fade into the next scene where the team come onto a hill and not far ahead is Duloc]

Shrek: There it is, princess. Your future awaits you.

Fiona: That's Duloc?

Queen Novo: You bet it is.

James: It may not be your average castle, but it's an okay place.

Minka Mark: Yeah, and there's a really cool welcome booth that plays a cool song!

Gordon: Although Shrek has belief Farquaad is compensating for someone.

Eevee: And Brian still won't tell us what it means.

Brian Griffin: Trust me, you don't wanna know.

Donkey: Which I think means he has a really....

Shrek: (smacks Donkey)

Donkey: **OW!!!!**

Shrek: I uh... guess we better move on.

Fiona: Sure, uh.... But Shrek? I'm... I'm worried about Donkey.

Shrek: What?

Twilight Sparkle: He looks fine to me.

Fluttershy: What's wrong with him?

Fiona: I mean, look at him, he doesn't look so good!

Donkey: What are you talking about? I'm fine!

Fiona: That's what everyone says. And then, the next thing you know, you're on your back.

Vinnie Terrio: What, you mean like passed out or something?

Fiona: Dead.

Fluttershy: (gasps) Oh, my!

Shrek: You know, she's right. You look awful! Do you want to sit down?

Fiona: You know, I should make you some tea.

Fluttershy: Oh yes, tea would do you some good!

Donkey: I didn't want to say nothin', but I got this twinge in my neck, and when I turn my head like this, look. Ow! See?

Shrek: Who's hungry? I'll find us some dinner.

Fiona: I'll get the firewood.

Donkey: Hey, where you goin'? Oh, man, I can't feel my toes! I don't have any toes! I think I need a hug.

[we then fade into the next scene as we see Shrek cooking something over the fire as Fiona is eating it]

Fiona: Mmm.
Mmm. This is good.
This is really good.What is this?

Shrek:Uh, weedrat.
Rotisserie style.

Fiona: No kidding.
Well, this is delicious.

Shrek: Well, they're also great
in stews.
Now, I don't mean to brag,
but I make a mean weedrat stew.
[Chuckling]

Fiona: [Sighs] I guess I'll be dining
a little differently tomorrow night.

Shrek: [Gulps] Maybe you can
come visit me in the swamp sometime.
I'll cook all kinds
of stuff for you.
Swamp toad soup, fish eye tartare...
you name it.

Fiona: [Chuckles]
I'd like that.

Shrek: [Slurps, Laughs]
Shrek: Um, Princess?

Fiona: Yes, Shrek?

Shrek: I, um, I was wondering. Are you... [sighs] Are you gonna eat that?

Donkey: [Chuckles] Man, isn't this romantic?
Just look at that sunset.

Fiona: Sunset?
Oh, no!
I mean, it's late. L-It's very late.

Donkey: What? Wait a minute.
I see what's goin' on here.
- You're afraid of the dark, aren't you?

Fiona: Yes!
Yes, that's it. I'm terrified.
You know, I'd better go inside.

Donkey: Don't feel bad, Princess. I used to
be afraid of the dark, too, until...
Hey, no, wait.
I'm still afraid of the dark.

Shrek: [Sighs] Good night.

Fiona: Good night.

[Door Creaks]

Donkey: Ohh!
Now I really see
what's goin' on here.

Shrek: Oh, what are you
talkin' about?
I don't even wanna hear it.

Donkey: Look,
I'm an animal, and I got instincts.
I know you two were diggin'
on each other. I could feel it.

Thomas: Yeah, and we can feel it too.

Shrek: You're crazy.
I'm just bringing her back to Farquaad.

Donkey: Oh, come on, Shrek. Wake up and smell the pheromones. Just go on in and tell her how you feel.

Shrek: L... There's nothing to tell. Besides, even if I did tell her that, well, you know... and I'm not sayin' I do 'cause I don't... she's a princess, and I'm...

Donkey: An ogre?

Shrek: Yeah. An ogre. (gets up and leaves)

Rarity: Now where are you going?

Shrek: To get... more firewood.

[But Donkey sees there *is* more fire wood, as Shrek sits on a hill as it fades to nighttime]