Bruno Powroznik

**Bruno Powroznik** is a former YouTuber, and HPC user. He had a few channels, but all of them were terminated. Bruno predicted that house prices will not crash, and he made economical and humorous videos. He completely left the internet in 2013, but only became popular in 2019. He is still alive, and seems to know about his recent popularity, due to the fact that his house is blurred on Google Maps. He lives in London and someone commented on a FreeBrunoPowroznik video saying that they know him personally.

## Content

Bruno's videos are usually in two categories: Sexual and Humorous, & Economical and Political. Videos of the first category include OBJECTS THAT I HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE and EVERY NIGHT IS BUGGERY NIGHT. Videos on the other category include THE TRUTH ABOUT BRITAIN and MY FINAL PROPHECY. Videos like MARGARET THATCHER IS DEAD and A TYPICAL STR are a mixture of the two.

## Arrest

One of Bruno Powroznik's videos, THE MASSACRE AT THE HOUSE PRICE CRASH PUB MEETING, says that a maniac will show up at a House Price Crash Pub Meeting in July 2008 with an AK47 and cause trouble. This video caused his arrest. This led to the creation of #FreeBrunoPowroznik. Bruno was freed later. as the video was likely a joke.

## Free Bruno Powroznik

Free Bruno Powroznik is a YouTube channel created in August 2008, and is one of only a few people to have almost every Bruno Powroznik video downloaded. Others include u/pete21x (Reddit) and Stunley Andwin (Youtube)

## Sexuality

Bruno's true sexuality is unknown, as he keeps changing through different videos. For example, the video I AM HAVING TROUBLE CHATTING UP WOMEN says that he is straight, but in GAY AND PROUD OF IT, he is gay. In one video, he claims to be transgender. In the video Bruno's Girlfriend "Sarah", he has a wig to make him look like a woman. On twitter, Bruno made homophobic tweets, including telling someone that more people are straight than gay, and saying that he hopes all gays die of AIDS (the tweet was removed and his account was logged into by someone else in 2019). A page on a website from 2005, shows Bruno saying that he's bisexual. The reason he made tweets and occasional YT videos claiming he was straight, was because Bruno was open about being gay on HPC and got homophobic abuse on the site and tried to convince them otherwise. It's unknown about the tweets.

## Trivia

Bruno may have been friends with male porn star Kirk Johnson, famous for being the man in the "goatse" shock picture, as photos of a man bearing resemblance to him is shown in BUGGER MY ARSE. Although it could be simply that Bruno has a flexible anus just like Johnson.

Bruno mentioned on one of his websites that he'd been a crossdresser since childhood, but had hidden it from his family.

On one of Bruno's website, he stated that he was almost arrested for having sex with a man in a public toilet. Whether this is true or not remains unknown.

"Powroznik" is a Polish surname, meaning 'rope maker'.

In many of his videos, Bruno can be seen reading off a script. Sometimes he would read them off his websites. He even once copied Kirstie Allsopp's rant on STR's.

On two occasions, Bruno has celebrated the deaths of racist people. The first was Jade Goody and the second was Margaret Thatcher.

It's believed that Bruno was in a mental institute in 2004 before he started ranting about house prices.

On his first Youtube channel, Bruno's favourites are mostly videos of lesbians kissing.

For his first Youtube channel, Bruno lied about his age claiming he was 23 years old, when at the time he would have been 28-29 years old. A post on his profile on housepricecrash reveals that in early 2005 he was 25. This is the same post as the one where he says he's bisexual.

In 2004, Bruno was quoted in the Telegraph. The link is dead now, but the quote is:

**Bruno Powroznik runs a website called House Price Armageddon "House prices in Britain will crash by 70 per cent in 2005. It will all end in tears. Housing booms in Britain have never ended without economic pain.**

**"In the 1980s, house prices needed to fall by 26 per cent to line up with historic trends. In the end they actually dropped by 37 per cent. If this level of over-correction were repeated during this cycle, prices would fall by 44 per cent. The history of markets teaches us that when someone says ‘new paradigm’ or ‘it’s going to be different this time’, you should get worried.**

**“The property market is like a pyramid selling scheme, based on greed and speculation, where people are piling in for fear of missing out. Lenders talk of a ‘gradual slowdown’ in the housing market but this has never happened in the UK. Everyone is hoping for a soft landing but we don’t have soft landings in things like this, ever. When a market goes up and up, there is a perception that it can never go down and it always does. House prices were unlikely to fall gently as they had risen so rapidly.”**

## Gallery

Appearance in I AM HAVING TROUBLE CHATTING UP WOMEN, I DESPERATELY NEED A SHAG, and I LOVE HOT SPICY FOODAppearance in Bruno Powroznik in the fleshAppearance in Shock Admission of defeat by Reinhard SchuAppearance in THE TRUTH ABOUT BRITAIN and WOMEN PREFER HOMEOWNERS NOT RENT FOREVER LOSERSAppearance in Bruno's Girlfriend "Sarah"Appearance in The STR's are having serious misgivings about selling their property, MY RECTUM IS MY VAGINA, Are You An Anal Virgin?, and the profile image of brunopowroz (his 2008 Youtube channel)
## Links

Archive of Bruno's 2008 channel: https://web.archive.org/web/20080314082446/youtube.com/user/brunopowroz

Website archives:

* House Prices Will Never Crash: https://web.archive.org/web/20080228053104/http://brunopow.150m.com/website/
* House Price Crash Cancelled: https://web.archive.org/web/20080618222032/http://www.brunopow.150m.com/website2/
* THE STR'S ARE THE LOSERS: https://web.archive.org/web/20080623163157/http://brunopow.150m.com/website4/
* The Truth about Gavin Greenway: https://web.archive.org/web/20080827194150/http://brunopowroz.150m.com/
* The Truth about Gavin Greenway: https://tonko301.neocities.org/bruno.html
* Explicit Images of Bruno Powroznik (which formerly included evidence of OBJECTS THAT I HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE was being serious): https://web.archive.org/web/20080408004542/http://www.janetnewman.0catch.com/author2.htm
* Bruno Powroznik is Gay: https://web.archive.org/web/20070110224534/homepages.tesco.net/b.powroznik/author.htm
* Economic Disaster II: https://web.archive.org/web/20030215021433/http://www.powroznik.freeserve.co.uk/
* Spanish Property Crash: https://web.archive.org/web/20121113222508/http://www.brunopowroznik.hostingsiteforfree.com/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/brunopowroznik

House Price Crash: https://www.housepricecrash.co.uk/forum/index.php?/profile/59-bruno-powroznik/

Free Bruno Powroznik: https://www.youtube.com/user/FreeBrunoPowroznik