Let's Play FOR SALE

## ★ ADAM'S CHALKBOARD ★

**Let's Play FOR SALE** is a video in the Board Game Club series.

"*Well, I can confirm that I have not improved over the course of 3 rounds.* "
―Rosie
## Notable moments

* The first rule of Board Game Club is "always be closing".
* Who's got *the nerve to hang in the deadly world of buying houses and then also selling the houses for hopefully a bit more money than you bought them for*?
* Laurie's sacrificed a lot for NRB. Including his wrist now.
* Sullivan lives in a mansion.
* The person who lives in the largest real house goes first - so that apparently was a fun conversation for British people to have. Money, eeeeeewwwww!
* Rosie with the callback (all the way back to *Let's Play DETECTIVE CLUB* in November 2021)- 'snazzy cave'.
* Rosie didn't get the Lloyd Grossman reference at all. It is a fairly terrible impression, but the explanation is horrible.
* Each property comes with a free animal.
* Laurie's getting a lot of peer pressure, but he's not *Jon*, it's not going to work all the time.
* None of our cast own property, they're ever so comfortable with that fact. No stress at all. None of them watching the years go by. It's all fine.
* The flat is more expensive than the island because it's probably in London.
* Isaac ended up with a very expensive toilet. "If you're ever bursting to use the toilet, Sully, you're not using my toilet. You did this to me!"
* Blair's making increasingly desperate squeaks.
* Adam and Blair have their big sibling energy going on as usual.
* Please stop with the Australian acccents. Please.
* Laurie sold a box that used to have a Playstation 5 in it - and they're ever so rare these days.
* Isaac has tiny t-rex arms.
* Nobody was watching Blair accumulate her money.
* Sullivan bought a space station: "Me, Musk, Bezos, Branson, we're all going to have a great time... actually I'd hate hanging out with those guys but I'll be there, and I'll be in space floating around."
* Adam: "Blair lives in a toilet" Blair: "I do, and I'm proud of it".
* Sullivan spent all his money on a space station, he's left with a free cave. He's getting a little depressed.
* Rosie would like the next properties described via the animals...
* Adam: "Seagulls, lots of them. A tory ... and a dog. Crows. A snake. A little raccoon. And pigeons!"
* Tactics have started - Adam is deliberately pricing Sullivan out of the bidding.
* Rosie's placating Laurie - he's boiling. Sullivan's over here with a space station, a cave and a teepee, so nobody else can talk!
* Rosie: "What do you mean? [Sullivan] you're an idiot!"
* Teepees are tents with a hole in the top - that's why they're cheaper than other tents.
* JOKE OF THE DAY! The round is getting two tents.
* Isaac: "Laurie should take this as an opportunity to help his friend, he should see it that way - instead of me fucking him over, which is what I did."
* There may be the slightest suspicion that we're doing short games to bump up the potential chalkboard numbers.
* Isaac: "Why do you hate *me*?" Adam: "You won the last game, that's why I hate you."
* Sullivan: "Does anyone remember when I spent 7 grand on an entire fucking space station?" Adam: "How did it work out for you Sully?" Sullivan: "I made a profit on it! 8 grand profit!"
* Rosie: "There are no pigeons in space."
* Sullivan has tiny t-rex arms. Laurie: "Bless your little heart!"
* The space station still has Sullivan's name on it.
* Adam and Sullivan are bickering wildly.
* Rosie: "I think this is the most tactical thing I've ever done on Board Game Club - ignoring the fact that Laurie advised me."
* Everyone but Laurie is overlooking the essential nature of toilets.
* As is traditional, we get to the last round of the game and Rosie reveals she doesn't really understand the rules.
* Let's all pick on Adam. Sullivan says Adam's never going to win again and it's going to be great.

## Scores

* Game 1
	+ Rosie 35K
	+ Isaac 40K
	+ Laurie 41K
	+ Adam 43K
	+ Sullivan 52K
	+ Blair 55K
* Game 2
	+ Sullivan 32K
	+ Rosie 38K
	+ Adam 39K
	+ Laurie 47K
	+ Blair 50K
	+ Isaac 52K
* Game 3
	+ Adam 32K
	+ Rosie 37K
	+ Laurie 40K
	+ Isaac 41K
	+ Blair 50K
	+ Sullivan 62K

## Talking Heads

Talking heads including explanation as well as smartass comments, are available this episode.

## Trivia

* Game introduction and rules are presented by Adam.
* The chalkboard gets updated with 3 losses.
* An extended version of this episode is available on the No Rolls Barred Patreon.