Sumo Brother vs Angry Sun

**Kamek: Let's rumble!**

**Lemmy (from the stands): If I see anything unfair in tonight's fight, I'm never coming back here.**

**Roy: Don't worry! I've made sure there will be nothing unfair in this fight.**

**Lemmy: I bet.**

**Roy: Well, look at my referee! He's been programmed to stop any foul-play.**

**Mecha Koopa teeters its way into the ring. Then it falls over.**

**Lemmy: Maybe I should just leave now.**

**Roy: Bro, you worry too much! See, I planned for this. Kamek is in the announcer's booth, and I know he won't let anything nasty go by.**

**Kamek, unbeseen to all other, fingers the money that Roy let him steal from the audience.**

**Kamek: I just hope there's not too much blood...**

**Lemmy: Well, Kamek is pretty good about those things. Maybe the ol' windbag is good for something after all!**

**Roy: Are we going to discuss the fight or watch it?**

**Lemmy: I guess we may as well get it over with...**

**Roy: Kamek!**

**Kamek: In the red corner, weighing in way over 500 pounds, the twice returning champ, Sumo Koopa! And in the blue corner, weighing in at several ounces when there's a rock on the scale, it's the one, the only, Angry Sun!**

**Angry Sun: And I'll be angry too if I don't win tonight!**

**Sumo Koopa: Sumo win! Sumo win!**

**The Angry Sun rolls its eyes.**

**Kamek: And we're waiting for the referee to start things off...**

**Mecha Koopa suddenly implodes.**

**Kamek: And they're off! Sumo rushes headforward into the arena and serves up a punch for the challenger, but- oh! The Angry Sun has avoided it by flying into the stratosphere! I just hope he doesn't hit the ceiling!**

**Lemmy: Well, this battle has outlasted the last two.**

**Roy: Quiet, I'm watchin'!**

**Sumo Koopa: Where sun go?**

**Angry Sun: Try behind you, prodigy!**

**Kamek: It looks like the Angry Sun is really heating things up! He's flying in closer to Sumo... I just hope he can take the heat!**

**Sumo Koopa finally takes the hint and turns around to see his opponent steadily approaching. He serves up another one of his huge punches and hits his target.**

**Sumo Koopa: Ow! Sumo hurt hand!**

**Kamek: It seems that Sumo's punch is anti-effective!**

**Fortunately for Sumo, the Angry Sun is moving *really* slowly. He switches from his punch to a ground pound so strong that a crack forms in the arena.**

**Roy: Hey! You're payin' for that!**

**Kamek: Wow, I'm impressed! But it won't help Sumo Koopa win, because the Angry Sun isn't on the floor!**

**Sumo's time finally runs out, The Angry Sun encompasses him and quickly burns him to a crisp. As soon as Sumo Koopa is completely blackened, the Angry Sun backs off and Sumo Koopa faints to the ground.**

**Roy: YES!**

**A second Mecha Koopa walks into the arena and explodes.**

**Kamek: And that's it! Even though I didn't see one, it seems that Sumo Koopa is down for the count! Your new champion is that hot-rod dude, the Angry Sun!**

**Angry Sun: Baby, I'm hot!**

**Roy: Oh yeah! Whoo!**

**Kamek: (playing paddleball) Now I'm dieing to know who the new champion will pick to challenge for next time!**

**Angry Sun: I take-**

**Roy: WAIT!**

**Roy jumps from his seat in the audience and lands expertly in the arena.**

**Roy: This is gettin' borin, so it's time to stir things up! We have four champions, so it's gonna be a big slug fest! Yup, our next match is the winner vs. Lemmy Koopa vs. Sumo Koopa vs. the Angry Sun. I'm so excited, I can hardly wait!**

**Angry Sun: Just as well, I'll beat three of 'em at once!**

**The Angry Sun glides out of the arena, and Kamek flies out shortly afterwards. The audiences dribbles out the doors.**

**Lemmy: I take it you mean you're going to be the winner, right Roy?**

**Roy: (eyebrow raised) Who else could it be?**

**Lemmy: Should I even bother showing up?**

**Roy: You'd better!**

**Lemmy: Fair enough.**

**Roy: Now, to set up those traps...**