recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Patch 177

* ***T-REX kann nun "Roaaaar" mit der "alternativen Attacke*** (Standard: Rechte Maustaste) ***machen*** (der erste von vielen)
* ***Neue Struktur: Verstärkter Stahltresor*** (für die besonders sichere Lagerung von Gegenständen)
* ***Neue Struktur: Holzspeer-Barrikade*** (wenn man sich günstig und schnell eine Verteidigung bauen möchte)
* ***Neue Struktur: Bücheregal*** (zum massenhaften Lagern von Bauplänen und Implants)
* ***Benutzerdefiniert gestaltete Sattel für Mammut und Säbelzahntiger***
* ***Lagerboxen sind nun im Gewicht unlimitiert und finden ihr Limit lediglich in der Slot Anzahl***
* ***Neue Kosmetik bei Dinos***
* ***Große Performancegewinne beim Rendering durch Änderung wie die Schatten erzeugt werden***
* ***Neue Einstellung: Du kannst nun festlegen, ob der Dino automatisch Inventargegenstände der erlegten Gegner aufnehmen soll***
* ***Geschlossene Türen können nun immer von Stammesmitgliedern geöffnet werden*** (PIN geschützte Türen folgen den Regierungseinstellungen des Stammes)
* ***Fix: Fallschaden tritt nun nicht mehr bei einer Sofortbeschleunigung auf*** (unendlich große Anziehungskraft) sondern ist nun zeitbasiert
* ***Fix: Bauplan des Wasserbehälters***
* ***Supply Drops enthalten nun wieder fertig gecraftete Items*** (aber in einem stark reduziertem Verhältnis)
* ***Die Regierungsform des Stamm kann nun zurückgesetzt werden***
* ***Flugsaurier richten nun 60% weniger Schaden an Gebäuden an***
* ***Waffen/Sprengstoff richten nun 20% mehr Schaden bei Dinos an***
* ***Doppelte Anzahl Slots bei der Smithy und Fabricator***
* ***Spieler die von Flugsauriern getragen werden, werden nun bei Abbruch des Sichtkontakts fallen gelassen, Sichtkontakt wird bei Strukturen unterbrochen***
* ***Das Inventargewicht des Spielers wird nun zum Inventargewicht des Flugsauriers addiert***
* ***Große Verbesserung beim Hintergrundstreaming - verbesserte Gesamtperformance***
Pearson

## Current Status of Pearson

Pearson is a lost treasure of Festdidgea and there are still search parties that are investigating the matter of Pearson's disappearance. Pearsons Status ***Remains Unfound.***

## History

Pearson the dinosaur was and still is a loved brother of Festdidgea. He was adopted in the year 2015 and lived a short but happy life with the local Festdidgeans, mostly residing in an M&M container. Nathan and Zac mostly had the responsibility of caring for Pearson.

## Legacy

After living with the local Festdidgeans for over a year, it is believed that one of the Festdidgeans betrayed the community and committed a serious crime - the murdering of Pearson. There were many leads and suspects as to who committed such a horrible sin, but nothing has been proven as of now. A lack of evidence is to blame for the injustice.

Believed dead, Pearson was buried under a large boulder by the Festdidgeans, followed by a short ritual.

Pearson then went on to rise and he was removed from his rocky grave. He survived for a few more weeks and then was buried yet AGAIN, this time in some cement from Zac's failed concrete company.

He now rests in the ground adjacent to Festdidgea, and, despite ongoing efforts to find him, there is no sign of Pearson at the time of writing this.

## Theories

There are several theories explaining the whereabouts of Pearson at the time of writing this, but it is also still believed that he is out there somewhere. Some theories:

* Pearson has risen to another land/world where he is God.
* Pearson has somehow managed to escape Zac's awful concoction and has now deserted Festdidgea.
* Pearson has disintegrated.
* Pearson has become invisible because he likes it down there.
* He's still in there; the Festdidgeans are just retards who are blind as shit and just haven't found him yet cause they're looking in the wrong spots.

## Conclusion

Our efforts into finding this little dino are continuing. We need your help. Contact Nils if you have any information on the whereabouts of Pearson, and the Festdidgeans will keep searching for him as well.
Dialects of the Old Festdidgean Language

The Festdidgean language has split into different dialects over its lifetime, usually caused by events such as The Division of Festdidgea where speakers of the language were split apart for a time, causing the language to develop independently, thus resulting in regional dialects.

## North Eastern Dialect

The North Eastern Dialect's birth can be traced to a single major event, that being The Division of Festdidgea. As Liberated Festdidgea split from the FPR, and subsequently the rest of the Festdidgean speaking population, the language changed as it was confined to the North Eastern territory controlled by Liberated Festdidgea.

During the time of the FPR, a renaissance occurred in Liberated Festdidgea due to Nationalistic and Anti-Communist sentiments held by the Liberated Festdidgea population, which resulted in an active period of development in an attempt to grow the state's national identity and to further itself away from the FPR. One result of this was the formation of a new writing system, the Festdidgean Abjad. The system was much more intricate than the original runic system. The language itself was also purposely changed in some aspects, such as changes to grammar that made it less ambiguous.

In regards to spelling, a considerable amount of words began to be spelled differently, usually to get rid of any letters that were deemed to be useless and also to make writing with the newly formed Abjad more efficient.

Certain slang and colloquialisms developed as is expected with many being relevant to the separation of Festdidgea, such as vulgar slang words like 'Efpiraker' which is the word for 'masturbator' (Eriraker) with the F and P sound so that the word sounds like 'FPR - iraker' which was used as a word for FPR loyalists.

## Old Dialect

The Old Dialect developed in the communist state of the FPR during The Division of Festdidgea.

During the FPR's regime, illiteracy and Education rates decreased in the population, resulting unorthodox grammar use as the people had to form compromises with the little knowledge of the language they had. One such result is that the definite article 'the' is no longer added as a suffix to words, and often means many people leave out articles when speaking and writing the language, which makes the dialect often hard to understand and comprehend due to its unclear and ambiguous nature.

Spelling has also changed, but mostly due again to the lack of literacy. Many people did not have access to texts due to restrictions by the FPR, and had never learned to spell, therefore, spelling was often phonetic and was no longer standardized, with many people spelling words in different ways.

The dialect uses the runic system
IMPORTANT: Festdidgean Flag

We have now got a large decision on our hands, and that is deciding on a new Festdidgean Flag.

So far we have had little success in conquering such a feat, and now the time has come to show how proud we are of our small, but important nation of Festdidgea.

We require a say from everyone in this, so **if you do not follow the instructions below, you will be ip banned from the Wikia for approximately 7 days.** This is to show your interest in the Wikia and to make sure that you are contributing to the great nation in which we thrive. We will give you ample time to complete this design, at least 3 days.

### Instructions:

* Please design a flag on either Microsoft Paint, Adobe Photoshop, etc likewise. Recommendation: http://flag-designer.appspot.com/#d=11&c1=0&c2=6&c3=3&o=3&c4=1&s=0&c5=0
* The flag cannot be an existing flag.
* The flag must have 2 main colour schemes (i.e: 2 main colours that identify our nation (red & blue, for example).
* Submit the flag on this article here (by editing this post).
* The final flag will be announced very soon.

### Thankyou!

Thankyou for supporting your great nation. **If you have posted your design you will be safe from ip bans.** Please submit the flag design here: (Make sure you're logged in!)

~ Browney498, *Head Editor @>YourFestdidgea<*

## **VOTING**

VOTING IS NOW AVAILABLE:

PLEASE VOTE TWICE (TWO DIFFERENT FLAGS - YOUR FIRST AND SECOND PREFERENCES) -- I CAN TELL WHO VOTES VIA IPs. MORE THAN TWO VOTES OR LESS THAN TWO VOTES WILL INFLICT BANS.

VOTE HERE:

http://goo.gl/Q8BX7s

## **SUBMISSIONS:**

1=Pinguino

2=Browney498

3=PizzaTheEspeon

4=Gregor

5=Nils

###
Greg the Infidel

Greg the Infidel is the traditional owner of the land that borders Festdidgea to the east. Greg has had numerous feuds with the native Festdidgeans due to conflict of interest which once escalated into all-out war. Greg has erected a fence around his nation to keep out the troublesome Festdidgeans and other native Festdidgean wildlife.

## The First Greg War

Prior to the first Greg war the native Festdidgeans had some minor conflicts with Greg but full out war escalated when a Festdidgean called Browney threw a tree branch over Greg's fence and into his yard. Greg and the other governments surrounding the nation declared war. No shots were fired but Festdidgean military authorities increased training and activity to prepare for an attack. The war eventually came to an end after the Festdidgeans and Greg reconciled over Dr. Phil.

## Culture

Greg has become a major part of the Festdigean culture. The treasured slinky now lies within his borders and he gave rise to the popular game of Greg's Yard, where participants use cameras inserted in the rectum to see who can find the most feaces.
Allies of Festdidgea

Festdidgea is surrounded by neighboring countries. Many of these nations are inhabited by only a few a people.

### Mexico

Mexico (not to be confused with the country Mexico) is located North-West of Festdidgea. The King of Mexico is a current inhabitant of Festdidgea. Mexico may be used as a refuge area by Festdidgeans whilst travelling to Festdidgea.

### Vietneem

Vietneem (pronounced *vee-et-neem*) is located North East of Festdidgea. It has been used as a base of operations during different wars.

### Nyeger

Nyger (pronounced *neye-ger)* is located west of Festdidgea. It was once home to one of Nils's residences.

### Datlof

Datlof is located North West of Festdidgea. It is led by John Wang and is strong allies with Festdidgea. Datlof is the greatest off all nations and is considered the over lord of Festdidgea. Festdidgea are strong believers that Datlof will bring peace too the motherland.
Flustercluck

***Flustercluck*** - девятая серия второго сезона телевизионного сериала *Каратель*.

## Синопсис

Большая щедрость вдохновляет жителей Нью-Йорка охотится за Карателем. Обеспокоенная за него Эми обращается за помощью у одного мошенника. Руссо и Криста планируют будущее.

## В ролях

### Главные роли

* Джон Бернтал в роли Фрэнка Касла/Карателя
* Бен Барнс в роли Билли Руссо/Джигсо
* Эмбер Роуз Рева в роли Дины Мадани
* Джейсон Р. Мур в роли Кёртиса Хойла
* Джош Стюарт в роли Джон Пилгрим
* Флориана Лима в роли Кристы Дамонт
* Джорджия Уигхэм в роли Эми Бендикс
Грузовик-чудище

## Краткое описание

 **Устойчивость/управляемость**
 **Удобство выполнения трюков**
 **Объём бака**
 **Цена**

**Грузовик-чудище** *(**Monster-truck**)*- третий по списку транспорт в игре. Среди автомобилей начального уровня, является самым универсальным и сбалансированным. Неплохо подходит для любой трассы. Можно прокачать такие элементы, как Двигатель, Подвеска, Шины и 4WD.

## Внешний вид

Большой грузовик оранжевого цвета с крупными колёсами. Сзади торчит антенна, а на корпусе нарисован незамысловатый узор. До выхода Big Finger, был самым большим транспортом.

## Советы по использованию

Сбалансирован по всем параметрам. Имеет большие колёса, благодаря которым легко проезжать ямы. Установлен не очень большой бак.

Максимально прокачанный грузовик может даже соревноваться с транспортом выше классом (например, с Супер Дизелем 4х4). Особенно он хорош в Пустыне, Артике, на Сельской местности и Шоссе, так как имеет высокую проходимость. На Луне тоже очень прибылен.

## Расходы

Цена покупки: **100.000 монет**

Стоимость полной прокачки: **5.001.000 монет**
Norse Society of Festdidgea

The Norse Society of Festdidgea is an initiative created by Nils in 2015. Its goal is to create ties with the countries of Norway, Sweden, Denmark ,Greenland, Finland and Iceland. It also aims to create a community for any immigrants from Norse countries.

## History

Nils created the Norwegian Society of Festdidgea in 2015 but later renamed it to The Norse Society of Festdidgea as to include the other Norse countries.

## Activities

The Society has achieved nothing as Nils is the only member and no one else really cares about the Society.
Cavemen On the Move

CAVEMEN ON THE MOVE

The Cavemen have been seen wondering out and around of their territory. A regular resident of Festdidgea claims to have seen the vicious barbarian along way from their camp on top of the KBGS science facilities balcony. These vermin, appear to have abandoned their siege camp on Festdidgea, and are now looking for more places to raid and pillage.

A local Festdidgean says "I was just walking back to my locker when I looked to my left. Standing there was a huge 8ft tall ginger Neanderthal with his slightly small but more intelligent friend next to him". This sighting is said to be a fake claim by many (including the defense planer of Festdidgea) so it is still advised by both the Festdidgean Defense Planner and the Festdidgean Police captain, NOT to engage unless provoked.

CAUTION IS ADVSIED

Please report and suspicious activity to either the Festdidgean Defense Planner (Nathan Waters), or the Festdidgean Police Captain (Brandon Browne).

Updates coming soon
The Festdidgean Deathant

The Festdidgean Deathant is one of the unique creatures only found in Festdidgea it was discovered alongside the Deathworm in 2015 by the Festdidgean wildlife expert.

## **Appearance and Habitat**

The
Festdidgean deathant is purple in colour with six legs and two antennae but
unlike other ants it is 2-3m in size. Software firm Bethesda drew inspiration
for the giant ants in Fallout: New Vegas from
the unique Festdidgean Wildlife. The deathants usually hibernate underground in
winter but surface to feed on small children and other food varieties in the
summer. They inhabit all of Festdidgea and must be approached with caution.

## **Folklore**

The Festdidgean Deathants are revered as they are good at driving intruders out of Festdidgea. However one of the Festdidgean residents, Nils, had his testicles partly eaten by one of the more curious ants. The Festdidgean deathant is under consideration for feature on the flag alongside the Festdidgean Deathwasp .
Strange Activity Documented in Festdidgea

This is an article the will document any strange and out of the ordinary occurrences in the glorious motherland of Festdidgea.

## The Asian Family Incident

Late in 2015, around November, Inhabitants of Festdidgea were enjoying a seemingly normal day in the Motherland until a mysterious Asian family appeared. The family appeared to have no regard for Festdidgean law and entered the borders illegally. As no one in Festdidgea could work out what language they were speaking, it was impossible to communicate to them. Nils, the leader of the Military instructed his troops to arm themselves and wait for more orders. The family seemed to completely ignore the presence of the Festdidgeans, until the smallest child began viciously attacking an innocent bystander. Quickly the Military moved in, but the Asian family quickly escaped before the military could apprehend them.

### Aftermath

Tighter border restrictions were put in place in hopes to keep an event like that from ever happening again. The Innocent Festdidgean who was attacked was extremely traumatized, and now suffers from PTSD .

### Theories

Some conspiracy theorists believe that the family were sent as spies from an unknown nation that wishes to invade and take over Festdidgea. Some people claim to have found proof of a secret race that wishes to rule Festdidgea. Some believe that the race could be linked to the mysterious League of Tigers.

A more modern theory suggests that the Family could have been hired by Asian Nick to gather information about Festdidgea as many believe that Asian Nick has ulterior motives for being in Festdidgea.
IBoy

IBoy is a novel written by Kevin Brookes. The story centers around a sixteen year old names Tom Harvey who has an Iphone smashed into his face and gains powers through the phones magical property. The book also involves his girlfriend getting raped. The book is very popular literacy among the Festdidgeans, as it goes deep into the growing problem throughout other parts of the world that maybe technology is becoming a part of us. It is also well known in Festdidgea for the rape scene, which is hailed as one of the most disturbing parts of a book ever written that gives a deep insight into how rape really is.

## The Ascension Of IBoy

On Tuesday, February 23rd, 2016, during the times of 1:00 PM to 1:35 PM, the Festdidgean resident known as "Ben" decided that it was time that the glory of IBoy was able to be seen by more, and placed it above an exit sign in the KBGS library. An immigrant named "Emerson" peer pressured Ben to remove IBoy from its glorious pedestal. Nils saw this as an act of blasphemy and reprimanded Emerson, who then realised the greater importance of IBoy, and Nils proceeded to return IBoy to its rightful place. The exit sign was just about equal with the second story of this building, meaning that IBoy could be seen by many from below. It is yet to be known if IBoy will be removed by the library staff who don't understand the godlike power of IBoy.

## Where to Find IBoy

If you want to read about the glory of IBoy, you must travel down the gravel path on the outskirts of Festdidgea and down into the building known as the "Kings Library", also known as the "Hedley Bear Library". Once there, you must go to the second floor via the stairs and then look into the "Senior Fiction Section" under the category "B".

## The Importance of IBoy in Festdidgea

IBoy has been an important part of Festdidgean literature for many years. The locals have always glorified this book as one of the best and it will be well known in the motherland for years to come. As much as Festdidgean law downturns learning and education, IBoy is an exception and Festdidgea would not be the same without it.
Where is Twin Turbo?

Twin Turbo's whereabouts 25/2/16

Early 2015, the local Festdidgean's were intercepted by a strange woman, known as Twin Turbo. Twin Turbo, also had the company of 3 children, (two in the pram and one walking beside her), These children were not identified at all during Festdidgea's reign. Twin Turbo's legal entry into Festdidgea continued until late 2015 when festdidgean residents were separated from the woman during the Festdidgean Exodus.

Once 2016 had arrived the Festdidgean people returned to Festdidgea and Twin Turbo has not been seen since. Could she have been abducted? Lost? Captured by the cavemen for ransom? Only Wankfud knows the whereabouts of Twin Turbo.

If anyone has sighted Twin Turbo or her children since her disappearance please report it to the Festdidgean communist government.

UPDATES 27/2/16

After the late discussion about the 'unknown figures' speculations have risen about who the intruders are. Some locals say it is either one of the cavemen's slave traders, a refugee, a spy, a scout or even Twin Turbo herself. One rumor that has caught most Festdidgean's eyes is that the child companion could be one of Twin Turbo's abducted children. It is save to say that children are no longer under threat in Festdidgea once night falls. "everyone is to stay indoors after dark" says the Festdidgean police captain.

Caution is advised.

If you sight the intruder or the child, please report it to the Festdidgean police captain Brandon Browne

UPDATE 29/2/16

Twin Turbo has been spotted zooming in and around Festdidgea. The seemingly missing lady was first seen walking her children past old Festdidgea, through the Festdidgean commons and then down into a neighboring nation. Residents say "we couldn't believe our eyes. She sped past us at almost 376km per hour. Finally the mystery had been solved".

However, after Twin Turbo's return, another competitor rushed past us with a small child in a pram. Is this the stranger locals saw after a day out on the 26/2/16 at around 3:00 or just another speed demon. "When they are going this fast, its hard to tell" claims a Festdidgean resident that go's by the name of Nathan.

This beautiful reunion closes one case, but opens another. Who is the stranger?

Caution is still advised

If any suspicious activity has been identified, please report it to either the Festdidgean Defence Planner, (Nathan Waters), or the Festdidgean Police Captain, (Brandon Browne).

Updates coming soon.
Concrete Jesus

Concrete Jesus (stylised as 'КОНКРИТ ДЖИСУС') is a Stoner Doom band from Nekot, Festdidgea.

## History

The band was formed in the south of Nekot by members Yeeg Kymridel, Ubrye Vaz and Dzim Noving in 2017.

The members met while working at a quarry and promptly formed the band, coming up with the name after seeing a concrete statue of Jesus for sale at a garden centre.
Civil Wars

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## History of Wars

There have been few civil wars in Festdidgea. All the wars that occurred were not devastating and were caused by the new laws that were created during the founding of Festdidgea's government. The list of civil wars goes as follows;

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- Hat Wars 1-3
- FFM uprising

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## Hat Wars

The hat wars occurred around 2014 - 2015 . The first three were fought between various political and non-political parties. The name came from main weapon that was used in the war which were a Standard Issue KBGS Hat v1.

## FFM Uprising

The FFM started when a rather strange and annoying person who goes by the name BBbrowney498 was being a douchebag and terrorizing one of the loyal Festdidgean citizens known as the king of Mexico. Previously the FFM attempted several murders of the King but to no avail and they are currently inactive.
Itchy Eye Disease

Itchy Eye Disease (not to be confused with Itchy Sphincter Disease) is a disease that is characterised by the patient experiencing itchy eyes.

## Demographics

The Department of Health and Water Based Activities states that every year, approximately 21 people are diagnosed with itchy eye disease. Patients typically experience symptoms in their right eye, however it is not unusual for both eyes to be impacted. However in most cases where both eyes are itchy, patients report that the right eye is more itchy than the left. Often the left eye will cease being itchy long before any improvement in the right eye.

As the natural reaction to something itchy is to itch it, a common comorbidity of Itchy Eye Disease is dried, sore, and irritated skin around the eyes caused by constant itching.

## Causes

Not much is known about the cause of itchy eye disease. The Festdidgean National Laboratory of Health Sciences and Handwriting Recognition has been running research on the disease since the 1970's. This research has uncovered that many cases that were once believed to be Itchy Eye Disease were in fact only caused by something be in the patient's eye. This has lead to a stricter clinical definition of Itchy Eye Disease.

## Treatment

Itchy Eye Disease may be treated in a number of ways. Patients that experience a more mild form of the disease may treat it at home by simply regularly washing their eyes out with water and resisting the urge to itch their eyes. In more serious cases, patients may be prescribed medicated eye drops that can be taken at home, however in some cases will be administered by a clinician. In extreme cases, patients will be hospitalised and may be restrained to disallow any itching, and will be treated with hospital grade eye drops.

In 2 of the most extreme cases ever recorded, eye removal surgery was carried out on the patients as in these cases, permanent blindness was preferable to the constant extreme itchiness.

## Prognosis

The vast majority of patients recover within 1 week to a month, with the disease having a 98.7% recovery rate in this time frame. 1.1% recover within 6 months, 0.1% never recover or have eye removal surgery, and 0.1% die of the disease.
Terrorist Attack On Festdidgea

After the recent terrorist attack on Festdidgea, I feel personally responsible for letting these animals abduct and steal the sacred UNO cards. This attack will not be taken lightly, and the terrorist will be found and put into a high security prison, just off the coast of Somalia. Following the recent terrorist attack, the Festdidgean Defense Planner (Nathan) feels and Festdidgea, should be on a fall alert, searching for the holy cards and arrest the culprit.

The Festdidean Government is looking for a tall, pale, woman with short blond hair and a South African accent, who is thought to be a worker for the Hedly Beare Library. If you do see this woman, or any other library staff, please report the appearance to the Festdidgean Police Captain (Brandon) or the Festdidgean Defense Planner (Nathan).

Updates will be coming soon.

Caution is advised.
A Message From The FDP

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                                                 **A Message From The FDP**

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In the next coming 24 hours, the KBGS sports day will be launched. This is a major offence toward our great nation and local Festdidgean's should seek out and prepare to take shelter. The Festdidgean Defense Planner, has issued the construction of a bunker ready for any attacks toward Festdidgea. The said bunker is fitted out with:

-Air filtration
-90,000 liters of water
-70 tons of food
-Air conditioning
-Heating ducts
-lead lined walls
-666 rooms that include beds, tables, chairs, a toilet, a shower, sinks, and many more items for human needs.

located to the north of Festdidgea and a member of the FDF (Festdidgean Defense Force) will guide any who wish to take shelter inside this technologically advanced facility. The FDP has already moved into his brand new 40 acre 5 star nuclear bunker off of the coast of Africa costing over 1.3 billion dollars.

The Festdidgean government, advises that all local Festdidgean's prepare for a large wave of sports within the next few hours. This will be the last message given by the FDP for some time.
Your Festdidgea

Your Festdidgea (Stylized *>YourFestdidgea<*) is a news agency created by Browney498 in February, 2016.

***\*OLD FRONT PAGE WIKI NEWS WILL BE ARCHIVED HERE TO FREE UP THE FRONT PAGE\****

## Format

Your Festdidgea is featured on the front page of The Festdidgean Wiki, and also operates on the Festdidgean subreddit (r/Festdidgea) It operates mainly as a news source but also reports on gossip and drama within Festdidgea. The subreddit allows users to comment on headlines and to report on any news which could then be put on The Festdidgean Wiki, if the news is deemed worthy by Browney498.

## Old News

* 22/2/2016 @unknown: Festdidgean Neanderthal kid loses his nut today in a squabble with local Festdidgeans. The kid was last seen roaming around the KBGS Gym rocks. The tension has been rising for the past few weeks between the two parties, and it eventually got out of hand. Who knows what's next for the locals and these disgusting dirty sorry-excuses-for-humans. It is expected that violent revenge is in store.
* 24/2/2016 @unknown: Asian Nick is prosecuted today as Festdidgea wonders what he is really hiding. Tension grew as local and trusted Festdidgeans threw questions at him. "What are you hiding?" one local who goes by the code-name of Browney498 asked. The other Festdidgeans then followed his remark, shouting at Nick. What is next to come for this questionable character? Why is Munkman in love with him? Festdidgea believes it doesn't add up. We'll keep you posted when further developments occur.
Wankfordism

Wankfordism is the 2nd most followed religion in Festdidgea after Christianity. The religion worships the One and Only lord of the sky- Wankford.

## History

Wankfordism was first created in the year 2015 after several Festdidgeans had a vision of the sky god soaring high above the motherland. Through doing this Wankford granted a time of peace and fertility to the land of Festdidgea. When Wankford is displeased with the Festdidgeans he does not appear to bless the land which led to the the Festdidgean Exodus of 2015. After many sacrifices to the great Wankford he reappeared during the journey whilst returning from the Flinders Ranges. Soon after the Festdidgeans were able to return to the land.

## Rituals

Wankford does no ask much of his followers but asks them to treat every bird with kindness especially Eagles and the sacred Ibises. He also asks for the sacrifice of a small child every 10,000 years to appease his wrath.

Some people who practiced the religion in the old times would wear headwear that covered their faces, similar to a burqa. This was often observed in Wankfordists that belonged to the working class, and would often be seen working while wearing the headwear (see 2015 mining controversy)

## Appearances

Wankford has only been seen briefly in holy visions but he takes on the mortal form of an eagle and his sacred animal is the ibis.
Cavemen

Cavemen Camp

During the recent skirmish with the human like animals, (Cavemen), our scouts have reported that they have set up camp and are here to stay for a little while longer than expected. A festdidgean resident says "it is clear that they mean to raid and pillage in and the surrounding lands of Festdidgea". Festdidgean defence planners suggest residents to steer clear of the enemy and NOT to engage unless provoked. Residents also say that these Neanderthal like men perform a tribal war dance before attacking any locals/wildlife. Caution is advised.

Updates coming soon.
Cookie Clicker's Association of Festdidgea (CCAF)

The CCAF is a group established in Festdidgea that comprises of Nils, Ben, Emerson and Brandon. It was started on a Friday science lesson after Emerson had shown the game to other Festdidgeans. The association focuses on getting high scores in cookie clicker and becoming known as gods throughout surrounding nations for their cookie clicking powers.

## Leaderboard

1. The munkman bitchess

2:Emerson

2:Ben

3:Nils

4:Brandon
Festdidgean Outlaws

[[Festdidgean "Omega Crimes"
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The Festdidgean "Omega Crimes" consist of:

1. watchers of Japanese cartoon "anime". Watching "anime" Is a legal offence toward all (except Elder Aaron) and must not go unpunished.

2. The construction of Landfills. This was once a legal action in Festdidgea but was later banned because of the damage that it was doing to the land and wildlife.

3. The disturbance of an Ibis, Death worm, Death Ant, Death Wasp or eagle like creatures. This is prohibited because all of these beautiful but deadly creates are on the Festdidgean coat of arms.

4. The act of putting down others because of their sexuality. This is banned since one of the founders of Festdidgea (Nils is in fact gay according to Elder Aaron).

5. The act of not abusing a "ginger". This is prohibited since two founders (Ben and Nathan) have always hated gingers, not matter how old, wise or attractive they are.

6. Nathan broke the slinky
Festdidgean Football League

**The Festdidgean Football League** *(Festdidgean: **Festdidgean Artiker ved Logvesleft**)* is a sports competition league with professional football teams from the country of Festdidgea

## Teams

The league features teams that represent different regions of Festdidgea.

* North East Festdidgea Football Club (*NEFFL*)
* Deathworm Lake Club (*The Deathworms*)
* New Festdidgea
The Daryl Cult

Little is known about elusive Followers of Daryl. The Daryl Cult is a secret organisation which worship the deity of Daryl who goes wherever he is needed most to save nature and animals in danger from destruction.

## In the beginning there was Daryl

Many years ago, before the ancient aborigines had even settled what is now Festdidgea...there was Daryl. Daryl lived in a hollowed out tree which was called Leyland and there he cared for the creatures in the surrounding bushland. One day Daryl was out gathering herbs for a remedy to cure an injured wombat when Wankford, lord of the sky, appeared. He gave Daryl a nature blessing and he ascended to a god-like status where he could heal nature, perform expert kung-fu and alter time and space. Since then Daryl has continued to protect and bless Festdidgea and its surrounding lands and is believed to be conducting secret espionage on the inner workings of KBGS to stop them expanding and destroying more of the local wildlife. Not much else is known about Daryl except that he has children and they don't get any pocket money.

## The Daryl Cult

The citizens of Festdidgea admire and look up to Daryl but none of them are a part of his secret cult which convenes in the rear of the KBGS groundsmans' shed. These followers help Daryl save the wildlife and also collect new recruits from across the globe. These recruits are trained by Daryl himself and are given a minor nature blessing by Wankford so that they to have power over nature. It is rumored that Daryl's favorite follower and near equal in the powers of nature and martial arts went rogue and formed the League of Tigers- a secret group of mercenaries that conduct undercover espionage missions in North Korea and report only to Bernie Sanders himself.
Festdidgean Mining Corporation

The Festdidgean Mining corporation was a mining and excavation company active from 2014-2015

## Early Years

The Festdidgean Mining Corporation was formed in 2014 after valuable minerals were discovered in Babbling Cliffs. It was at first only comprised of Festdidgeans but no one the skills to perform advanced mining techniques, so an outsider named Justin was hired as the overseer of the Mining Corp. Justin was hired for his professional minecraft skills, his advanced tools and his unnecessary resume. Work began to remove valuable white stone from Babbling Cliffs. This was a very successful operation which greatly boosted the Festdidgean economy.

## Later Operations

during the winter of 2014 and summer of 2015, The Mining Corp operated mainly in the Festdidgean Commons and in Old Festdidgea. Workers had learned more skills from Justin and were able to operate the Mining Corp by themselves. Many large rocks and fossils were discovered in the cliffs of Festdidgean Commons. So much so that Zac opened up a new business (who later worked in tandem with the Mining Corp) exclusively to find fossils and open up a museum.

## Present Day

The Mining Corp is no longer in operation, although they have not officially closed. The services of the Mining Corp have not been needed since 2015 but a spokesperson for the Mining Corp assured that the Corp would be ready for any new jobs that could arise.

## Controversy

In 2014, the Mining Corp was accused of mining on Holy Land. Elders of Festdidgea were unable to find any damage to said Holy Land but the name of the Mining Corp was still tarnished from the allegations.

In 2015 people reported workers of the Mining Corp wearing burqas. Some conspiracy theorists said that the Mining Corp were using Muslims as slave labor but a spokesperson of the Mining Corp said that the workers seen wearing the burqas were experimental Wankfordists and were indeed not Muslims at all.
Mount Festdidgea

Mount Festdidgea was the only mountain in all of Festdidgea which also made it the highest. It was roughly 2.5 meters tall.

## Formation

Mount Festdidgea was formed roughly 2 years ago and is composed mostly of wood chips and wood dust. There are many different beliefs as to how it was formed. Some believe that Wankford used his mighty power to create a nest for himself and the Mother Eagle who gave birth to all the eagles and other creatures of Festdidgea. Others believe that the mysterious and elusive figure of Daryl the KBGS groundsman (who is worshipped by the followers of the Daryl Cult) formed the mountain with his bare hands. Others think that's its just a stupid pile of bark that was dumped in Festdidgea because there was no where else to put it.

## Infrastructure

In an attempt to connect Mt. Festdidgea to the rest of the nation as the country's most famous tourist attraction (0 visitors per year) the Festdidgeans built a bridge between the Motherland and the mountain during the Industrial Revolution. However, the area was continuously razed and plundered by the barbaric Keithcotians and the Festdidgeans eventually grew too lazy to repair it anymore.

## Espionage

Atop Mt. Festdidgea was a special secret spying base set up to observe Greg the infidel and his land after the tallest Festdidgean citizen threw a tree branch over The Great Wall of Greg's Yard which angered him so much he declared war on the Festdidgeans for a time. Not much was discovered from the espionage except that Greg shares with the Festdidgeans a love for Dr. Phil.

## Disappearance

Mount Festdidgea mysteriously dissapeared overnight, although the exact date of this occurence is unknown, with some historians believing it to have dissapeared around 2016 - 2017. The dissapearance is most often linked to Daryl, the head of the Daryl cult.
The Festdidgean Language

Festdidgean is one of the two official languages spoken in Festdidgea.

Festdidgean is part of the Feso-Niger language family, and is part of the Festdidgean branch. The modern language spoken by the majority of the Festdidgean population evolved from Old Festdidgean, although dialects of Old Festdidgean are still spoken in some areas of the country.

The modern day Festdidgean that is spoken is referred to as *Modern Festdidgean.*

### Old Festdidgean

Old Festdidgean was spoken by the first settlers of Festdidgea. It was partly created by the English native settlers as a way to give the country a stronger national identity, although parts of the language did evolve naturally. The grammar was considered to be very simple, as it did not use any cases, noun gender, and had extremely regular and simple conjugation.

### Modern Festdidgean

Modern Festdidgean was artificially evolved from Old Festdidgean during the separation of Festdidgea by Linguists within North East Festdidgea (known at the time as Liberated Festdidgea) as a way to separate the state from the FPR, who had forced English upon its population. Modern Festdidgean has a very different grammar and phonology than Old Festdidgean, implementing noun cases, more complex conjugation and declension among other things. One of the most noticeable changes is the sound of the language, as Modern Festdidgean words underwent heavy phonological change.
Гоночная машина

## Краткое описание

 **Устойчивость/управляемость**
 **Удобство выполнения трюков**
 **Объём бака**
 **Цена**

**Гоночная машина** *(**Race Car**)*- девятый транспорт в игре. Имеет возможность прокачки таких параметров, как: двигатель, подвеска, шины и прижимная сила.

## Внешний вид

Автомобиль средних размеров красного цвета. Напоминает игрушечную радиоуправляемую машинку, из-за торчащей антенны. Имеет острые нос и спойлер.

## Советы по использованию

Одна из самых быстрых машин в игре. Имеет привод на заднюю ось, развивает сумасшедшую скорость и есть прижимная сила.

Главная проблема - при падении "клюёт" носом, а так же при приземлении с большой высоты может подпрыгивать, из-за мощной подвески.

На трассах со сложным рельефом едет очень слабо.

Идеален для трасс Шоссе и Американские Горки.

## Расходы

Цена: **250.000 монет**

Стоимость полной прокачки: **4.634.500 монет**
Blue Lagoon

### Associated Acts

Hanna-Rivero Experience Band, Wombtomb, Big Willy Billies, Arachnid Necrophilia, Concrete Jesus, Sunhead, Anal Cyst Analysis

## Members

### Current

Nic Reid, Ben Hanna-Rivero, Nathan Waters, Emerson Woods

### Past

Brandon Browne, Nick Saw

Blue Lagoon is a band from Viašu, Festdidgea. It is seen as the most prominent band from the country and has experienced worldwide success, especially in third-world countries.

## History

Blue Lagoon began in 2016, when the members of the band had gotten together and had an improvisational 'Jam Session' using electronic instruments. During this, the song 'End My Suffering' was recorded, which would go on to feature on their first album 'Depression' and become a fan favourite. They discovered that they were able to create music of a different kind, that would challenge what most people traditionally called music.

Soon after these events, the members decided to officially form and name themselves 'Blue Lagoon' after a slushy flavour. They created a YouTube channel under the same name, and reguarly recorded and songs and uploaded them to the channel.

During the recording of the band's second full length album, *'Boop'* Brandon Browne left the band after creative differences and a fallout with the other band members. The album was completed without him, and marked a new era of the band. After *'Boop',* the band's sound began to change into a more coherent soundscape, more in line with the genres of shoegaze and ambient music although they still retained their roots in experimental noise music, and in 2017, they released 2 singles in their original style
Festdidgean Runes

The runic language of Festdidgea was established by Nils in 2015. It serves only as a replacement for the standard English alphabet and does not have any unique phonetic sounds for the letters. Runes are only known to Festdidgean inhabitants and are used to communicate with other Festdidgeans without non-Festdidgeans understanding.

Members try to keep the runes a secret as it is sometimes used to convey top secret messages that could have dire consequences if understood by outsiders.
Viašu

Viašu is the capital and most populated city in Tilret-Sitet county.

## Culture

Viašu is home to an active music scene with many of Festdidgea's most well-known and commercially successful bands being formed in the city. Bands that are based in Viašu include Blue Lagoon, Arachnid Necrophilia, Sunhead, and Doagh.
AKA Всё

*"Она хочет вернуть свою сестру.
Я тоже. Но она не понимает, что я делаю, поэтому она не может этого сделать. Она не может принести окончательную жертву.
Сколько отдала?
Всё."*
― Джери Хогарт и Триш Уокер**[ист]**
***AKA Всё*** (англ. *AKA Everything*) - тринадцатая и последняя серия третьего сезона, а также всего сериала *Джессика Джонс*.

## Синопсис

Старый друг посещает Джессику, когда она отправляется на мучительную миссию и узнает истинную цену героя.

## В ролях

### Главные роли

* Кристен Риттер в роли Джессики Джонс
* Рэйчел Тейлор в роли Триш Уокер/Адской кошки
* Эка Дервилл в роли Малкольма Дюкэйса
* Бенджамин Уокер в роли Эрика Гилдена
* Керри-Энн Мосс в роли Джери Хогарт

### Второстепенные роли

* Дэвид Теннант в роли Килгрейва
* Джон Вентимилья в роли Эдди Коста

## Появления

### Места

* Нью-Йорк (штат)
	+ Нью-Йорк
		- Квартира Джессики Джонс
			* Офис Alias Investigations
			* Квартира Малкольма Дюкасса
		- Убежище Триш Уокер
		- Квартира Джери Хогарт
* Рафт (упоминание)
* Канада (упоминание)
* Таиланд (упоминание)

* + Пхукет (упоминание)
* Мексико (упоминание)
* Техас (упоминание)

* + Эль-Пасо (упоминание)

### События

* Погоня за Триш Уокер
	+ Нападение на Дементрия Патсераса
	+ Засада в квартире Джери Хогарт
* Убийство Грегори Сэллинджера (упоминание)
* Убийство Алисы Джонс (упоминание)
* Засада на Карла Нассбаумера (упоминание)
* Нападение на Джейса Монтеро (упоминание)

### Организации

* Alias Investigations
* Департамент полиции Нью-Йорка
* *Вестник Нью-Йорка*
* Вооружённые силы США (упоминание)

### Упоминания

* Уиллис Страйкер
* Грегори Сэлинджер
* Джейс Монтеро
* Грейс
* Карл Нассбаумер
* Фиона Патсерас
* Алиса Джонс
* Дороти Уокер

## Интересные факты

* В этом эпизоде есть эпитафия перед финальными титрами за покойного Стэна Ли.
* Это последняя серия от Marvel Television с производством Netflix.
The Festdidgean Deathworm

The Festdidgean deathworm is a member of the deathworm species (олгой-хорхой, ***olgoi-khorkhoi***, "large intestine worm) similar to the Mongolian deathworm depicted in Mongolian Death Worm (film).

## Appearance

The Festdidgean deathworm is slightly larger than the mongolian variety at an average of 1.2 meters in length. It is usually a reddish brown colour with 30cm long pincers extending from the front and 2 long feelers/tentacles protuding from the rear.

## Habitat

The Festdidgean deathworm resides underground surfacing only to breed and to feed on cats, pigeons, ibises and small children. The Festdidgean deathworm is under protection after it became crtically endangered in 2015 after oer hunting of the animal and habitat destruction through landfill. They breed mainly in Lake Festididgea in the winter rains.

## National Pride

The native Festdidgeans are very proud of their deathworm heritage and the deathworm is under consideration for the flag and as the national animal of the New Festdidgean Communist Regime which is soon to be established.
Twin Turbo

Twin turbo is a woman who seems to be around her 40's in her age. She is usually seen walking past Festdidgea, but so far there has been no communication between the two colonies. She is never seen without her stroller with two children stored within. She has not walked past the area of Festdidgea for several months now, and it is believed that she has found a new land to bring her children to,
Contraband items

The following is a list of contraband items in Festdidgea

* Anime/Manga
* Drugs/Alcohol/Tobacco (Straightedge Legislation of 2014)
* ~~Weapons/Dangerous items (Festdidgean inhabitants can posses weapons if they hold the appropriate license)~~ *Edit: Weapons and or Dangerous items **are now permitted** in Festdidgea by anyone as a means of protection or bullying. This is under the new 'Fuck You, Slut Act' created by Head of Tactical Planning: Nathan.*
* Popular/Trendy brand items (such as weed socks, Stussy apparel)
* Dubstep/Techno/Pop music
* Sport related items
* Small Children
* Uno Cards (At a high risk of destruction)
Sports in Festdidgea

Sports has been a controversial topic in Festdidgea for the nation's entire lifetime, largely in part due to values imparted on the nation by The Happy Turtles.

## History of Sports

Sports was outlawed for a long time in the nation and was feared by much of the population. In 2015, interest in sports was sparked and laws were passed to allow sports to be played in Festdidgea under certain restrictions. This resulted in the formation of the Festdidgean Football League along with teams being formed to represent the regions of Festdidgea.
The Happy Turtles

The Happy Turtles are a currently inactive group that was very prominent in the history of Festdidgea.

## Formation

The Happy Turtles were formed in 2013 at Woodhouse next to the rock climbing wall. An instructor was teaching the future Festdidgeans how to correctly have their helmets on the ground. He compared the helmets shape to a turtle and then demonstrated putting the helmet down correctly and called it a "Happy Turtle" and thus the name was born.
Page Aeterna

Page Aeterna (*Meaning Eternal Page)* was a short-lived paramilitary organization based in Festdidgea that attempted to enforce the usage of Microsoft Wordpad over other word processing software.

## Formation

Page Aeterna was formed after the election of President Reid in 2018. Part of the President's campaign promises was to promote the usage of WordPad, as it was used by a large amount of Festdidgeans, who felt oppressed by the general usage of Microsoft Word. After the President took office, he was quick to implement a WordPad program to encourage its usage, but a small group or WordPad extremists felt that his program was not strict enough and was working too slow. Page Aeterna was formed shortly after with the motto "Sine Orthographiae" which means "Without Spellcheck" in Latin, referencing the fact that WordPad does not have spellcheck, which is seen as a sign of strength by WordPad extremists.

## Activity

The group quickly gained a small but sizeable following, and the group promptly began its campaign against Word. The group harassed and attacked vocal opposers of WordPad, while forcing people who didn't use WordPad to start using it.