Foundling

## Background

Human Paladin 2

Iomede Order Report #234872

Marked16 (nameless knight)

To be born as dirt, a common saying amidst the chemical factory flats. - Stralina - street worker.

He says he is nameless, he has never needed the words his father gave. Boy, he was called, desperate drunken requests for gold echoing through his earliest memories.

His mother nameless as well, one of many paraded through the squalid flat. Timber, straw, and enchanted plastics; these common and esoteric combinations refuse, garbage from the

nearby alchemical works. Sometimes his father, enormous squalid and swollen, would light up with smile cruel and triumphant. Then other times he light no candles, and times would

be dark and the boy would recount only rage.

I belive the boy was sold to a moneylender. His memories fade with each day of training. Healing some would call it.

He was a thief too, it why he said he joined. His actions leading to the deaths of his caretakers. I would incline to him blaming himself, they were ladies of ill repute.

He will be watched, his desire to convert seems convincing for one of such young age.

Mistress Iron, Marshall of Grexwall

## Description

We are here to kill Evil. We must kill Evil. My quest is to kill Evil. Evil will die. I can't fucking stand Evil. *Evil*. He pisses me off. Evil won't escape. Evil killed my wife and fucked my dog and recorded it. *Evil*. I have the mp4 on my MacBook. Evil is a loser nerd with no friends. *Evil*. This is the shrine of Evil. *Evil*. We're here. Mom said it's my turn to kill Evil. We are here to kill Evil. *Evil*. That's my mission. I hate Evil so much, it's unreal. Evil will be waiting for us. I only know one thing. *Evil*. I want to kill Evil. I can smell Evil, so I think he's around. This is the shrine to Evil. I just shit my pants. He's here. *Evil*. Evil pissed on my doormat. *Evil*. He was trying to draw his own face with his piss. Evil is the speed-eating champion in Scranton, Pennsylvania- Chalupa division. *Evil*. I won't rest until Evil is defeated. Evil hates capitalism and yet he participates in it. Ironic. *Evil*. Fuckin' piece of shit, I hate that guy. I won't forgive Evil. *Evil*. Evil bought the last Skylander at my local Toys "R" Us. *Evil*. Even though he knew I wanted it. I'm going to kill Evil. *Evil*. Evil can't even bench one plate. I know that Evil is here. Evil is team Edward, but I haven't seen Twilight yet, so I don't know if I'll agree with that. This is the end for Evil. I should have known Evil was behind this. Evil won't stand in my path. Evil will taste my revenge. Evil does a lot of volunteer work. *Evil*. And makes a big impact in his community. *Evil*. You bitch. I hope Evil doesn't think my shirt is weird. His opinion means a lot to me. *Evil*. Evil downloaded a bunch of dolphin porn onto my computer. That's how come it's on there. *Evil*. Who are you? I am Evil.

## Information

*Level*: 2

*HP*: 21

*BAB*: 2 (5)

*Skill Points*: 8

*Speed*: 30

*Initiative*: 2 (3)

*Hero Points*:

*Racial Traits*:

*Traits*: Bullied, lucky

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## **Class Features and Feats**

**Insert Class here**: Example Ability 1

**Feats**: Defiant Luck, Inexplicable Luck

## **Equipment**

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*General Goods*\*: Fullplate, Heavy Steel shield, Mace

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*\*If quantity is unspecified, assume a quantity of 1*

## **Skills**

\*Armor Check Penalty applies

! Cannot use skill untrained

## Spell List

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