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Iron Lung

A young polio patient in an iron lung.

Iron Lungs, otherwise known as negative pressure ventilators, are mechanical apparatuses used to regulate the breathing of sufferers of breathing-inhibiting muscle paralysis, a symptom of diseases such as polio. Once thought to be impractical, they have seen a resurgence in use due to their popularity as a "meme".

## Usage

Users of iron lungs lie horizontally and are encased within the apparatus' chamber, with a hole allowing their head to rest on a tray outside of the chamber. Pumps within the machine regulate the pressure inside the chamber, enabling the user to breathe using the pressure changes. Two-person iron lungs (a recent invention) are uncommon, but are increasingly popular among homies who share a desire to kiss in the iron lung.

It is theorized that the undiscovered Cyanosis Stone exists within one of the earliest prototypes of the iron lung.

## Resurgence

Iron lungs regained popularity several decades after their decrease in use due to a viral internet meme involving iron lungs, which dubbed them Irony Lungs as well as a crucial component of the fabled Irony House. This, combined with a surge in the anti vaccination movement, created a partially voluntary resurgence of polio, causing many to be treated with iron lungs once again. They are currently used as one of the Epicness universe's most reliable medical treatments, as well as an effective combatant to cyanosis.
Crown of Thorns

The Crown of Thorns is a headpiece worn by IvanSonicGamer in his most recent YouTube videos that first featured in his unreleased Halloween Special and has quickly become a staple of his wardrobe.

## Description

The Crown of Thorns consists of three hats affixed to one another in a tower. At the base is a leopard-patterned sequin fedora that is the newest addition among the three hats (although it draws inspiration from Ivan's habit of wearing fedoras). On top of the fedora is a cylindrical paper support covered by a brown beanie that has appeared in Ivan's earliest videos and is the first hat he has been seen wearing. The uppermost hat, and the most prominently featured of the three, is a black baseball cap that reads "PLUG" in bold white lettering. (The text formerly read "LE PLUG," and a cardboard tab reading "LE" has been inserted into the space where the original lettering formerly was.) This hat was first featured in the Slop and Slime video, where it was worn on its own. The entire headpiece is covered in accessories, with the most noticeable being a set of 4 Five Nights at Freddy's-inspired Minecraft action figures hot glued to the brim of the uppermost hat. (One has since fallen off, leaving 3 slightly damaged figures.) A keychain featuring a plush Tears Of Joy emoji with feet is clipped onto the same brim, and a smaller keychain of Nightmare Bonnie from Five Nights at Freddy's 4 is clipped to the brim of the fedora.

## History

Each element of the Crown of Thorns is significant to one of IvanSonicGamer's interests or fashion preferences. The fedora is a homage to his preference for wearing fedoras, with the garish leopard print quite literally his tendency towards unusual fashion choices. The brown beanie is the first hat he has been observed to wear. The PLUG hat is his most ornate and unique article of headwear and earns a rightful seat at the top. The figurines represent his love for Five Nights at Freddy's and Minecraft, his emoji keychain represents his expressiveness and his love for emojis, and his Nightmare Bonnie keychain is yet another homage to Five Nights at Freddy's.

The name "Crown of Thorns" originates from the biblical story of the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, and represents Ivan's burden to deliver high quality content to his YouTube audience all while fighting off a constant onslaught of Cryptids.
Sout Park

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### Location

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### Inhabitants

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Sout Park is a general proximity located in the "South West" region of [REDACTED]. It is a heavily guarded area reachable only to civilians through a classified busing system. It is seemingly the birthplace of Noah Bender, the entity responsible for assassinating Walter Clements.

## Physical Description

Sout Park is a nondescript clearing approximately ten miles in diameter permanently obscured by heavy fog or mist. Occasionally frost appears on the ground but it is not clear whether this originates from the sky due to the thick covering of fog. Insta𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕤 𝕠𝔽

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## 𝙎𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙝 𝙬𝙚𝙨𝙩

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JuanMarioGamer

Juan (left) attempting to kiss Ivan.

JuanMarioGamer is a frequent collaborator, as well as a rival, to IvanSonicGamer. Originating from the sewers of Doshington, Colombia, he traveled to Barnaul for the exclusive opportunity of a fan meetup and quickly established his own YouTuber persona as a partner to Ivan.

## About

Juan was born on June 8th, 2011, making him slightly older than Ivan. Throughout his youth, he lived in a series of sewer networks established in Doshington. These sewers were established by the rebellious Doshington youth in danger of being hunted by right-wing death squads and as such left a negative impression on Juan, giving him a rebellious streak of his own. He began to pursue the passion of street art as a method of coping with his sewer experience. Soon, he discovered IvanSonicGamer's channel, and decided to fly to Barnaul and meet Ivan in person. Since their union, Juan has been a frequent collaborator on Ivan's videos but has also established himself as his assailant, preferring Mario over Sonic to Ivan's great dismay and creating competition in the food review market. His boisterous personality has also caused Ivan to flee near the end of a video on multiple occasions.

## Appearance

JuanMarioGamer dresses similarly to Ivan in many ways, possibly as a method of fan appreciation, but there are crucial differences between the two. Juan is significantly shorter and skinnier than Ivan, carrying none of the excess weight that Ivan has put on during the many Siberian winters he has spent consuming rich and grotesque combinations of food. He also dresses lighter, usually opting not to wear a jacket or any of Ivan's preferred extra layers. He has occasionally worn a flannel tied around his waist, seemingly a homage to Ivan's partiality to flannels, and usually pairs this with long sleeve shirts in light colors. He has long and bluntly cropped hair, similarly to Ivan, but his is black instead of brown. He also has a moderately darker complexion and does not wear glasses. Additionally, he does not adorn himself with a similar number of accessories, but has been spotted wearing hats and most frequently pieces of notebook paper taped to himself and covered with custom illustrations and writings.

## Personality

JuanMarioGamer is particularly outgoing, similar to Ivan, but speaks in a quieter tone and is generally more reserved save for his moments spent interacting with Ivan or on camera. He has an affinity for cooking, most prominently seen in the yet-unreleased Cum Pot preparation video, as well as for street art. He is also very romantically bound, on a whim to a degree where he will often make advances towards other participants in Ivan's videos shortly after interacting with them, which has scared Ivan away and subsequently ending the video multiple times. He seems to be adapting to the Siberian culture to a moderate degree, but still carries traits of his Bogota sewers of home.
Leprosy Stone

The Leprosy Stone (left) and the donut-shaped clump of leprotic matter used to contain and dilute its power while in storage (right).

### Effects

Enormous boost in strength and stamina, ability to inflict severe leprosy and temporary loss of limb function upon a victim, inhibition of mental functionality

### Source

Forged by Leprosy

The Leprosy Stone is an item forged by Leprosy that has the power to inflict leprosy upon a person of the wearer's choice. It also grants the wearer the power of immense, animalistic strength and stamina, but has the side effects of causing blisters and reducing the wearer's fine motor skills and speech capabilities. It is part of the Infinity Jauntlet, and as it was crafted by Leprosy, it is incredibly brittle and porous and must be handled with care. Due to this, Leprosy also crafted a container made of weaker, powerless leprosy slime to prevent the Leprosy Stone from exploding due to its own power while not in use.

## Creation

One day, Leprosy was partaking in alchemy when one of the chemicals he produced caused his blister-ridden face to excrete a red, viscous liquid. He preserved this liquid, which had now taken on the texture of slime, and removed a small portion to freeze. After it was frozen, he noticed that it was in fact pure leprosy concentrate, and had hardened into a solid material that was very porous. After experiencing the immense power the Jaundice Pendant had brought him in the Spicy Skittle Cereal review, he was eager to create a stone capable of this immense power himself. He was delighted to find out that the stone did indeed have the power to inflict leprosy on others, as well as to boost his power and stamina by an immense amount. He now guards the Leprosy Stone from others, hoping to keep the immense power to himself.

The creation of the Leprosy Stone caused the original red Phlegmstone, the Measles Stone, to instantly disintegrate. The dust of the Measles Stone caused a measles outbreak in Washington in early 2019.

## Powers

The Leprosy Stone, most notably, has the power to inflict leprosy upon another person at the wearer's use. This leprosy is immensely powerful, often results in temporary loss of limbs, and causes red, chicken-pox like blisters to break out on the target. It also boosts the wearer's power by a large amount, allowing them to become very strong, have high stamina and become very durable. However, it causes the wearer to become more primitive in nature, often weakening speech capabilities and fine motor skills to a large degree. It also causes the wearer's leprotic blisters to worsen, but this is temporary.
Ahebsul2

ahebsul2 is a Twitter handle, theorized to be owned by Edmund Dobbie himself. The account tends to post satirical and outlandish content, such as:

*"Mommy Stop Crying About The Prestyberian Industrialist Neo-Nightcore Centrist Darwinist Zoologist Abolitionist Stock Crisis Of 2008. I Want My Sippy Cup"*

Ahebsul's content can be compared to the likes of dril & Peter Xinping, notable figures of Twitter fame.
Baby Kata

Baby Kata performing in the music video for Pee Pee Poo Poo.

## Biographical information

### Marital status

He is currently not married, but has stated that he is looking for some "sexy local poo girlz"

### Place of death

the toilet (whilst doing what historians have discovered to be a 'big poopy')

## Physical description

### Eye color

Brown Like Shit

Baby Kata is a goofy ahh French infant and international pop star. He is well renowned for his hit poop single, *Pee Pee Poo Poo (2015).* He is also known for his pure unadulterated aura of poo. He has also fused with Cheesed to Meet You, getting him his final form. Idol of **WideAnimation**

He is a fictional character please. do not simp for him. because he's 183 years old he has yet to go to WW2.

he is related to the **peppa pig** *(note: source required)*

Despite being a completely different nationality cool for their mother, many believe that johnny johnny and baby kata and cocomelon JJ are siblings. This speculation is based off of their similar appearances, penchants for poop, and notably high quantities of dookie.

## Lifestory

Poggers.

He Took A Sh+t And Made A Song And It's A Masterpiece

## Controversy

He has controversy with a guy named djioausii because djioausii released his sextape with unhappy

## Death (Possible)

He fucking shat himself so hard that his fucking ass cheeks multiplied and had 4 ass cheeks, then died after drinking water from the fucking toilet, leading him to get infected with ligma, and bombed by skibidi toilet, wow. (died at the year 2182)

## Enemy

His biggest enemy is That Vegan Teacher

🥶🥶 That Vegan Rizzler 🥶🥶
Monster Zero Ultra

A Boomer with a can of Monster Zero Ultra.

Monster Zero Ultra is a potent elixir traditionally brewed and consumed by great sages. It has recently been introduced to the general public due to a subculture of redpilled individuals that created a demand for the substance. It is also a key component in IvanSonicGamer's Watermelon Soup Life Hack.

## Origin

Monster Zero Ultra is a traditional beverage that has been brewed by multiple indigenous cultures but traces its primary origins from a select few Native American cultures that often prepared the drink around the time period of contact with settlers, leading to the drink's popularity among early European colonizers. It existed in some capacity through the majority of American history but remained the most popular with descendants of the settlers, who learned to prepare the drink as one of their primary sources of food during the early days of American colonization. Although a variety of indigenous American cultures still prepare the beverage for traditional and cultural purposes, it lost mainstream popularity for a long period of time due to the availability of other nutritional resources among American settlers. This began to change when a subculture of the Baby Boomer generation, particularly the conservative individuals with an affinity for patriotism, began to prepare and consume traditional recipes for Monster Zero Ultra as a method of paying homage to their ancestors and traditional ways. This subculture gradually grew into a multigenerational subset of those rooted in extreme conservatism, called Boomers, who even claimed that the drink had medicinal and intellect-enhancing properties that exists to this day.

## Effects

Monster Zero Ultra is a recreational stimulant composed of key elements such as caffeine, taurine and Stevia. As such, it has energizing effects that make ordinary activities seem more pleasing and even desirable over traditional methods of leisure. One of the most common of these activities that users seem to enjoy more is mowing the lawn, which is a very common activity among frequent users of Monster Zero Ultra. Those under its effects, often called Boomers, usually claim to achieve a mental state known as the Redpill in which they gain an increased knowledge of social political situations followed by an extreme indifference, usually in the form of a preference to grill. Boomers also become incredibly nostalgic after frequent use, longing to replay their favorite childhood games and listen to music that they dub "the classics." After a sip of Monster Zero Ultra, its consumer almost always proclaims "yeap."

## Zoomer effect

Another subculture has spawned out of the Boomer movement, considered to be an inverse in nearly every way. These often younger members of this counterculture, deemed Zoomers, embrace modern trends and enjoy recent hip hop music. They also enjoy video games as the Boomers do, but prefer recent and "softer" titles such as most Nintendo series. Rather than Monster Zero Energy, most Zoomers consume AriZona brand iced teas.
Wang Dong

Wangdong.exe, or Wang Dong, is a Chinese-developed computer virus masquerading as a human being named Wang Dong.

## Abilities

Wang Dong is capable of hacking into any device connected to the Internet. Due to this, Wang Dong is able to take over Bogdabots and with them, their human hosts.

Wang Dong has nearly complete control over carriers of his malware. Its typical course of action is to force those it controls to utter the N word. As such, if the victim is of Caucasian descent, this can lead to a complete social downfall. Wang Dong usually appears after an instance such as this, indicating that he is behind several social downfalls brought on by the utterance of the controversial racial slur.

Wang Dong is also able to collapse much of the metabolic function of those in his control. This causes the victim to gain an immense amount of weight. A notable victim of this is the Tik Tok star Enoch True.

## Government Persecution

Wang Dong, as well as his programmers, are currently the targets of a massive manhunt conducted by the Chinese government. This is caused by Wang Dong's outspokenness against the Chinese Government's supposed involvement in fictitious events that took place at Tiananmen Square in 1989. Xi Jinping, the organizer of the manhunt, has claimed that these mistruths are dangerous to the integrity of the Chinese government in the event that such lies became so widespread that people actually began to believe that China committed human rights violations.
Criminal Case Conspiracy Wiki

## Welcome to the Wiki

The Conspiracy is the title of the fifth season of Criminal Case. It was released on January 18, 2018.

Set in the returning city of Grimsborough, and back in the present day following the events of World Edition, The Conspiracy focuses on "dark secrets and conspiracies" stemming from a mysterious object that fell from the sky into the Grimsborough forest a year prior to the events of the season.

## Describe your topic

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Destruction of Barnaul

The Destruction of Barnaul was an event that resulted in the destruction of IvanSonicGamer's village inBarnaul, Siberia . It is theorized to have been caused by a Cryptid attack, as well as a shortage of lemons and limes within the village.

## Events

Leading up to the Destruction of Barnaul, Ivan's mother and father had been preparing to purchase him a large amount of Despicable Me "Minion" toys. They struggled with this, as the village had been undergoing a shortage of lemons and limes. Cryptid sightings were on the rise, and Ivan's lifelong friend Dimitri  began to grow distant. With fears of an economic collapse, villagers began amassing food. Many local businesses closed, leaving the Siberian Gas Station as the only business in operation.

The night of December 28th, 2016, Ivan laid down to sleep, excitedly awaiting Siberian Christmas the next day. As he slept, three great beasts lumbered out of the woods into the village square. One was tall and lanky, wearing a long black robe and covered in rotting flesh. Another was thickly built and insanely strong, snarling through a blemish-ridden face that lacked a nose. In the middle of the two, a beast of incomprehensible power hobbled out, burning with electric yellow energy. The beasts let loose, sinking their teeth and claws into any structure they could find, and sending arcs of pure power everywhere, causing the village to burst into flames. As they ravaged every standing structure, the village burned to the ground.

## Aftermath

The next morning, Ivan stepped out of his house, which had been left completely untouched, to find smoking rubble where his village once was. Soon, Dimitri stepped out of the forest, prompting Ivan to make their first YouTube review, the Water Bottle Challenge. Out of town, the Siberian Gas Station remained standing due to its armored structure.

This proved to be a food supply for Ivan, as well as the enormous amassed amounts of spicy food discovered in villagers' basements. (Spicy food is coveted in Barnaul due to its energizing and warming properties.) He additionally found an entire trove of toys his parents had planned on giving him for Siberian Christmas, including a 3DS and several emoji and Five Nights at Freddy's themed items. Ivan's parents are theorized to still be alive, although it's possible that Ivan is just delusional.
Pasquel FeelinSour

## About

Pasquel FeelinSour is an up-and-coming rapper and the mother of Edmund Dobbie and Gerald Magoonez. While not actively parenting his two children, he is an avid fan of Five Nights at Freddy's, Creepypasta and Studio Ghibli.

## Pasquel FeelinSour

Pasquel donning his signature green ski mask and posing for a photo.

### Aliases

Lil Pasquelm-m-MOM

Diaper Wiper

IvanSonicGamer (theorized)

## Personality

Pasquel is a loving, yet somewhat irresponsible, mother who will do nearly anything to appease his kids. Nearly all of his personal resources are devoted towards his two children, in some cases at the detriment of others. He allows his children access to playgrounds and other public spaces that are designed for much younger children, and is known for hosting extravagant Ghiblifests, movie marathons attended by most known denizens of the Epicness universe.

However, he is also quick to deliver discipline. Pasquel has been known to physically reprimand Edmund and Gerald with a slap to the back of the head, known colloquially as a Magoon Theater. However, this behavior is practiced routinely in his household alongside several other smacking techniques and is typically delivered in good humor. He has also infrequently verbally disciplined his two children, especially during family games of *Super Smash Bros.*, in which he announces "mad cause bad" after victories.

## Music Career

Pasquel also performs under the pseudonym Lil Pasquel, and has featured on numerous bigDobbie tracks. His rap music has been critically acclaimed as energetic, invigorating and extremely articulate, with his best received release generally being considered to be Number Irony (2019). He plans to release an EP within the coming year, but further details have yet to be revealed.

## Theorized Alter Ego

Advanced facial recognition data has suggested that Pasquel may secretly be none other than IvanSonicGamer. This is a claim that has been highly controversial among the Epicness universe's top scientists, as the difference in personality, dialect and location is of high note. However, conspiracy theorists have uncovered footage of Ivan speaking in American English and communicating with beings that bear resemblance to Pasquel's two children. Further connections identifying a link between the two have yet to be uncovered.

## Trivia

* Pasquel does not often respond when referred to by name
	+ Sometimes Freddy Gosmier will respond to the name Pasquel instead, in an effort to excuse Pasquel from the frightful resposibility of accepting his own name.

* Pasquel is often to compared to the Globglogabgalab with hair. He also usually refuses to respond when one refers to him as the Globglogabgalab or makes a Globglogabgalab reference involving him.
	+ "Whussel" (a compound of White & Russel, evidently,) is a term commonly used by Edmund, Gerald & Le Cluk, used to describe his resemblance to Russel from the Gorillaz, due to the facial and overall physical similarities (excluding the skin tone.)
Grimsborough

**Grimsborough** is a major city in the United States, and the main setting for The Conspiracy, the fifth season of Criminal Case. The Conspiracy marks Grimsborough's second appearance in the game after the first season.

The new rendition of the city, which is composed of ten districts, is much more detailed, larger, and looks livelier than ever before, despite a mysterious object from the sky crash-landing into the Grimsborough forest a year earlier, bringing new secrets with it. The Grimsborough Police Department (GPD) returns as the law enforcement agency that serves the city.
Scott Jones

***Roderick “Rodney” Scott Jones***, appearing as a main character in Criminal Case: The Conspiracy, working alongside the player and his father, David Jones as partners throughout both seasons.

## Scott Jones

### Profession(s)

Preschool Student
 Police Trainee

### Family

David Jones (father)
 Naomy Jones (mother)
 Ryann Jones (adoptive cousin)

## Profile

Scott is David Jones’ six/seven and a half-year-old young son, he has dark blue eyes with turquoise highlight and dark red bang, spiky-necklength hair with dark red-brown spots/streaks. He also has freckles and wears dark blue with rock n’ roll shirt (previously light blue shirt), red shorts and brown shoes.

 Age
 Weight
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 Blood

## Gallery

### Screenshots

David Jones, Scott’s fatherScott, appears with no freckles
Dimitri Natkluk

## Dimitri Aaron Natkluk

Dimitri reaching towards the camera in a rare appearance. This image is often used among theorists who believe that Dimitri and Le Cluk are one and the same.

### Affiliation

IvanSonicGamer (friend)Le Cluk (theorized counterpart)

## About

Димитрий Ноцклюк (translated to Dimitri Aaron Natkluk) is a life-long friend of IvanSonicGamer & Ivan's cameraman. He is notable for having many visual and behavioral resemblances to Le Cluk, including his blond hair, thick glasses, and physical fragility.

## Backstory

Ivan and Dimitri had been friends since Ivan's birth, making light of their residence in their desolate and cryptid-ravaged Barnaul village. However, Ivan was always perplexed at how Dimitri disappeared at sundown every day, leaving his clothes discarded at the edge of the forest. One day, Ivan noticed that Dimitri had been gone for several days, his clothes remaining in the same spot. On December 28th, 2016, Ivan awoke to find his village abandoned and burning to the ground, quickly leaving his intact house to put out the fires. He stockpiled food from other houses, amassed Minion and Sonic toys, and laid down to rest. The next morning, on December 29th, 2016, he awoke to find a hooded figure stepping out of the woods. It was Dimitri! Overjoyed to see his long-lost friend alive, Ivan made a proposal. "давайте сделаем видео, геймер." (translated to "let's make a video, gamer.") Dimitri agreed, and Ivan prepared odd amalgamations of food for their first three YouTube food reviews, in which Ivan reviewed a bottle of water, a bottle of Hot Fry Water, and a 3DS Vape. They continue to make videos to this day, but due to Dimitri's mannerisms and fragility within the videos, he is theorized to actually be Le Cluk.

## Physical Description

Dimitri is a 4'8, presumably male child of very skinny build, although this is obscured under the thick winter clothing he typically wears. Dimitri has very pale skin, thick glasses and medium-length blond hair. He typically wears hoodies or other coats, along with fanny packs, jeans, boots and his signature forest-green beanie. A depiction of Dimitri as a Gorillaz member shows him wearing a grey hoodie, a forest-green fanny pack, a forest-green beanie with a golden crown design on the front over the hoodie, black jeans, brown leather dress shoes and a caution-tape belt.

## Gaming Channel

In addition to Ivan, Dimitri claims to have a YouTube channel by the name of "Dimitri Gaming Siberia," in which he reviews expired Mountain Dew. During the course of the 40-second review, he spits it all over the wooden floor of an abandoned hut before commenting that it tastes very "suhweeeeeehhhhhhhhhhh." In this video, the camera operation is very shaky and often zooms in and out, with fingers appearing in the frame often. This indicates that Ivan is a poor cameraman and doesn't do it often, or he is still excited from consuming Spicy Oreo Gumbo. It also reveals Dimitri's fragile and sporadic state even more clearly.
Epicness Wiki

## <connection granted!>

* Edmund Dobbie's beloved Wucas Dewp Face.
* IvanSonicGamer bearing the infamous Taki Pickle.Go to https://epicness.wikia.com/wiki/IvanSonicGamer%7Clinktext=IvanSonicGamer
* Le Cluk's only viewable form.
* Ivan's Meenion Warpaint.
* The dastardly Doge.Go to https://epicness.wikia.com/wiki/Doge%7Clinktext=Doge
* A meme circulating Art Club.
* Ivan's abode.
* A popular depiction of Ramiel.
* Supreme Patty undergoing a dosage of citrus to his eyes.
* The last remaining store from the fallen Walmart empire.Go to https://epicness.wikia.com/wiki/Walmart%7Clinktext=Walmart
* Jah in all his glory.
* The most empowering scene in all of filmmaking.Go to https://epicness.wikia.com/wiki/Ghiblifest%7Clinktext=Ghiblifest
* An excerpt from the world-renowned Book of Walter.
* Bruh, this guy fatGo to A Fat Man
* A package of bootleg Widowmaker FingersGo to Widowmaker Fingers
* The Bogdanoff twins, Igor and GrichkaGo to The Bogdanoffs
1/16Hello!

...Did it really work?

You are now receiving a signal from the surely very unfamiliar Epicness universe, we hope. Our project attempts to document the activities of ANOMALY-7324351-69 (IvanSonicGamer) and the various documented Cryptids that plague his daily life. Under close observation, we record Ivan's activities through recorded vlogs that he posts, as well as comments and interactions he makes online. Through this research project, we hope to unlock the secrets behind the destruction of Ivan's village, the power and origin of the cryptids that inexplicably exist within his region, and the mystical disease-related artifacts that may one day combine to create the never-before-experienced power of the Infinity Jauntlet. This is Edmund Dobbie, signing off.

>x64\_TRANSMISSION\_END

## Randomized Quote

"I bought the game for the price." -Freddy Gosmier
Grimsborough Police Department

The **Grimsborough Police Department** acts as the primary law enforcement agency in the city of Grimsborough, making its appearance in Criminal Case: The Conspiracy.

## Objectives

The Grimsborough PD investigates murders in the city of Grimsborough, searching crime scenes for clues, interviewing witnesses and suspects, and carefully analyzing evidence in order to progress. After gaining all the criteria, the force is able to apprehend the actual killer behind the murder and put them behind bars.

## Personnel

Fifteen people, including the player character, have acted as key members of the Grimsborough PD over the course of the game, with each of them assigned a particular job:
Sword Savior Gran Brave

One of Ratehelm's legendary 3 Blade Masters, known to history as Clyde's master and a celebrated imperial hero. He one day encountered a young swordsman's ability. When he witnessed Clyde's potential, he immediately abandoned his title and position in Isliid and dedicated all of his energies to training Clyde. He surely bore witness to the fruits of that training as the swordsman guided the Empire and all of Humanity's future during the course of the Great War.

 Gender

 HP
 Atk
 Def

 12255% Fire DMG (Physical). Increases Own Skill CT by 150% for 8s. Randomly Burns Enemy.

 1550% Fire DMG (Physical). Randomly Burns Enemy.
Ryan Waygetter

Ryan “Ry” Shane T. Waygetter (Known as Baby Talking Tattletail, or simply Tattletail) is minor characters featured in Season 5 of Criminal Case.

## Ryan Waygetter

### Profession(s)

Preschool Student
 Police Trainee

### Family

David Jones (adoptive uncle)
 Naomy Jones (adoptive aunt)
 Scott Jones (adoptive cousin)

## Profile

As Scott’s adoptive cousin, Ry sports purple straighten hair and light blue eyes. His face looks like David Jones when he was 33 and wears purple hoodie underneath white shirt and pair of red shorts.

In his true form as Baby Talking Tattletail, he somewhat small and has an egg-shaped body with small, human-like feet and a cat-like face. They has a small heart-shaped nose and large blue eyes with purple-blue eyelids, complete with large pointed ears resembling those of Furbies. Tattletail's fur can come in many different colors, and he is shown to be available in purple, yellow, and blue colors in the game. He appears to wear leg warmers that are usually difficult to notice at first. He also has an egg hole on the bottom of his model and a small tuft of hair on his head alongside a very-hard-to-see sharp-ended tail.
Jahseh Dwayne Ricardo "XXXTentacion" Onfroy

An artist's depiction of the legend himself.

Jah

God

Cleopatra Bernard (Mother)

Jahseh Dwayne Ricardo Okimwe Fujimura Running Bear Esteban Nguyen Onfroy (more commonly known as Jah or X) is an Ameican rap artist and god amongst men. He is famous for his mystical hymns *BAD!* and *Moonlight,* as well as the timeless classic *Look At Me.* He is known to have magic powers beyond mere mortal comprehension and is considered a saint who would never do such horrible things as beat his pregnant girlfriend or take pictures of a beaten man to post onto his social media. He is also famous for his revolutionary new currency, JahCoin.

## Mystic Powers

It is often said that Jah has many amazing powers. His music has the ability to immediately calm anyone and bring them to an advanced state of astral projection. He also has the capability to reach from the heavens and interact his disciples and many have noted him cradling their balls.

## JahCoin

JahCoin was made as an alternative to the infamous DogeCoin. It was made following Jah's tragic death. The currency, unlike DogeCoin, works at many well established locations as compared to DogeCoin's limited usage at Bishop's Chicken and Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. locations. JahCoin is immune to inflation and the other pit falls of modern currency as it is infused with black man magic. Because of this, it is also capable of saying the n-word.

## #LLJ

Recently on Instagram there was a flurry of video posts containing a pig with massive feces-covered nuts walking while an Arabic ringtone plays in the background. The pig in question is owned by Jahseh. This amazing video has the ability of removing any negative thetans from a disciple's bloodstream and immediately fill them with satisfaction and happiness. It is unknown as to why it is capable of such powers but no one cares to really research it's powers as they are too busy watching the magnificent video on repeat as the swaying motion of the testicles is mesmerizing.

## Milk and Cookies

One of Jahseh's favorite pastimes was playing Minecraft, holding his girlfriend hostage, and eating cookies with milk. Following his death millions of fans honored his spirit on Twitter with pictures of milk and cookies, proclaiming "he always loved those."
Weave Man

Weave Man stroking his large mustache. His tam o' shanter cap is in his hand rather than atop his head.

## Physical description

### Eye color

Black

Weave Man is a small and highly aggressive Cryptid that accompanies IvanSonicGamer to Walmart in his Halloween Special video.

## Appearance

Weave Man's most prominent feature is his gigantic nose, which is by far his largest facial feature and replaces the entire lower half of his face, occupying the space a mouth normally would. Underneath this nose is a grimy black mustache that is nearly indistinguishable from his nose hair. He is bald with sunken-in and beady eyes, and sports two small and folded ears on the sides of his head. His skin is beige or arguably even a yellow or green-tinted color. He is fairly short and wears light winter clothing, including a black or dark blue jacket and dark grey jeans. He also wears a red tam o' shanter style cap with a green grid pattern and a small red pompom on the top.

## Personality

Weave Man is reserved but highly irritable, and his most common form of aggression is to remove his head (which is seemingly hollow, as it becomes limp and deflated upon removal) and administer a solid whack to the back or side of the head of his adversary. He follows this with a loud declaration that he states so often it has become his namesake: "UPDATE YOUR WEAVE!" He will also perform this action upon unsuspecting victims as a form of prank, often inspiring anger, pain or in one instance temporary deafness in one of his victim's ears. He has also been spotted cornering IvanSonicGamer in the parking lot of Walmart with an axe and forcing him to consume an assortment of foods such as candy corn, grape soda, relish and "Widowmaker Finger" candies. When not on patrol around Barnaul or the Siberian Quarantine, he relaxes by patronizing his favorite free movie streaming service, Punjabi Movies Free 240p.
Siberian Quarantine

An image from an administration bloc within the facility. Topographical imagery of the facility's exterior is unavailable in order to prevent it from being located.

### Inhabitants

Low and medium-grade cryptids

The **Siberian Cryptid Protection** foundation (SCP foundation) or simply the **Siberian Quarantine** is a large restricted area located deep in the Siberian countryside, near the outskirts of Barnaul. It is the containment area of many low-grade Cryptids that were freed by IvanSonicGamer to appear in his Halloween Special video.

## Origin

The majority of information about or pertaining to the Quarantine is strictly classified, but it is speculated that it was founded in response to the Destruction of Barnaul at the hands of a few key Cryptids. However, the Cryptid problem is known to have plagued Russia as well as various surrounding regions in Central Asia and Eastern Europe for decades, even centuries, prior. Thus, it is likely that the organization had existed in forms prior to the foundation of the Quarantine and had been completing cryptid containment procedures for a significant period of time. The main objective of the Quarantine, as well as of the greater foundation, is to eventually neutralize the threats of Gangrene, Leprosy and Jaundice.

## 2018 Heist

Despite its intensive security measures, the Quarantine was successfully raided in October of 2018 by IvanSonicGamer himself. It is not entirely known how Ivan managed to gain access, as he is not a Cryptid, or how he managed to avoid any form of harm at the hands of the several armed guards and violent Cryptids present at the location. However, it is theorized that Ivan is somehow immortal as evidenced by his continued survival through multiple encounters with violent and high-grade Cryptids as well as his survival of the destruction of his village in Barnaul.

## Current Operations

Many of the low-grade cryptids freed in the heist of 2018 were successfully returned to custody. However, many of these cryptids will be temporarily relocated to Sout Park to undergo experimental testing with the ██████████ █████████.
Jay Jay the Jet Plane

Jay Jay the Jet Plane is the horrifying result of the International Bioengineering Society (IBS, not to be confused with Irritable Bowel Syndrome)'s diabolical experiments.

Originally designed for fetish purposes, Jay Jay the Jet Plane ended up being a lot less arousing than the IBS intended, and instead was repurposed for transport without the need for a pilot or staff.

Jay Jay is normally extremely aggressive and has an intense desire to cause physical, mental, and emotional pain to others. However, it is constantly on a special drug that nullifies these feelings. This drug also makes Jay Jay incredibly dim-witted and slow to respond.

A prototype for Jay Jay was made, but it intentionally hid its homicidal and sadistic tendencies during testing, and when it was released for public usage, it killed hundreds of people in a horrible incident at Tarrytown.

A perfect form for Jay Jay was also constructed, but it was never commercialized due to it's exorbitant cost. Only a certain handful of beings across the universe own one.
DreamWorks PDI Over The Hedge: The Video Game (2006)

DreamWorks PDI Over The Hedge is a game based on the film with the same name.  It was released May 5th 2006 for Nintendo DS and May 9th 2006 for Sony PlayStation 2.  The game was also planned for Nintendo GameCube, Microsoft XBOX, Nintendo Gameboy Advance, and Microsoft Windows XP but cancelled because DreamWorks PDI Over The Hedge was not allowed on devices that almost had no Disney's Pixar Toy Story game.  This is also because Disney Pixar A Bug's Life was not on Nintendo GameCube, Microsoft XBOX, Nintendo Gameboy Advance, and Microsoft Windows XP.

Game for Sony PlayStation 2Game for Nintendo DS
Supreme Patty

Supreme Patty, with 6ix9ine Tekashi squeezing limes into his eyes,

Patrick Wallace

CEO of Lil Dick Gang

Supreme Patty (real name Patrick Wallace) is an Instagram comedian who posts short videos involving pranks and comedy sketches. Often, these sketches involve light physical harm, property damage, or generally reckless activity. He has over 5 million followers on the platform and uploads videos fairly frequently.

## Within the Epicness verse

Supreme Patty's most famous sketches involve squeezing citrus such as lemons and limes into his eyes, after which he proceeds to perform various comedic actions such as jumping into a pool or shooting a basketball into a hoop from a distance. Most notably, he has collaborated with rapper Tekashi 6ix9ine in a short video, in which he introduces 6ix9ine to the viewers. 6ix9ine proceeds to state that he has six limes while displaying them (in an attempt to rhyme "six limes" with "6ix9ine"), but does so in an incredibly slurred and incomprehensible fashion. This has prompted denizens of the Epicness verse to attempt and replicate the comedic tone of voice that 6ix9ine uses to proclaim the quantity of limes he is holding in his hands, to the extent where Freddy Gosmier made a bass-boosted parody of this introduction. The limes Supreme Patty frequently squeezes in his eyes have also been compared to gangrene and the Lucas Derp Face due to their green color.

### Music Career

Additionally, Supreme Patty has made several songs on occasion, consisting of basic trap/hip hop beats combined with fairly simplistic and unmelodic rapping. Due to the blandness of his lyrics and his generally uninspired and simplistic flow, many denizens of the Epicness verse have found these songs ironically funny due to their poor quality. This has gone to the extent where IvanSonicGamer has considered using a Supreme Patty song for a video, but is debating on whether or not to do this due to the possibility of a copyright strike.

Most notably, Supreme Patty has made two songs called Blah Blah and Gelato. In his classic song Blah Blah, he utters the famous line "bitch call my phone, she like blah blah blah blah." This song details his struggles with the famous lifestyle, the work necessary to reach the point that he has, and feeling like popular rapper Post Malone with that gra-ta-ta-ta. In his more alternative and upbeat track Gelato, he details the simple pleasures of life, such as smoking marijuana, going on luxurious vacations, and having "seck s," which he claims to do with your girl, who gives the best "heayeah." These songs are among Ivan's favorite tracks, and are often quoted by both him and Dimitri.
Big Cun

Big Cun (also known as Moon Pie Baby or simply Baby) is a presumably American infant. Not much else is known about Big Cun other than his or her concern with the fiber content of Moon Pies (an American snack food).

## History

### Aliases

Moon Pie BabyBaby

Quirk Baby As Fuck

## Physical description

### Eye color

Dobbie

One fine afternoon, Big Cun decided to direct message the MoonPie Twitter account with the bold message "The moonpie should contain more fiber imo". Big Cun was completely oblivious to the storm that had just began to brew after that message. Shortly after their daring statement, MoonPie posted a screencap of that very message and a close shot of Big Cun's profile picture for emphasis with the obliterating retort "Ok baby." Later, an anonymous Twitter user commented to the MoonPie page that the Moonpie should contain LESS fiber in their opinion in what was an obvious attack on Big Cun's freedom of expression. After an apparent change of heart, the MoonPie Twitter seemingly acted in the interest of protecting Big Cun's dignity by responding "better hope baby doesn't see this," prompting Big Cun to appear and state a simple "what up."
Barnaul, Siberia

Barnaul, as shown on a map.

Барнаул (translated to Barnaul) is the speculated residence of IvanSonicGamer & Dimitri Notcluk. It is a city in Siberian Russia that holds a small village where Ivan currently takes residence. However, the majority of the village was destroyed in a 2016 Cryptid attack, leaving only some small establishments and ruined housing.

## About

Barnaul has a population of 612,401 as of 2010. It is located at the confluence of the Barnaulka and the Ob Rivers. Ivan's village is speculated to be in a rural area near Barnaul as stated on his channel, although in-depth analysis has shown that there is an extremely high level of radioactivity present in the remains and vicinity of Ivan's village, concentrated most highly in the Siberian Gas Station, at levels so high that it's speculated that it was the site of a smaller or comparable nuclear meltdown to Chernobyl. The cryptids, or what has been shown of them on camera, show symptoms of radiation poisoning, so it is speculated that these creatures have been present at, or even caused, the Chernobyl meltdown.
Alena

Allies: Mario, Luigi, Jessica, Yellow Toad, Blue Toad, Rainbow Ruby, Gina the Pirate, Buzz Lightyear, Princess Rosalina, Queen Rosetta (mother)

Enemies: Angelo, Princess Kiki, Barney the Dinosaur, Princess Daisy, King Choplit (father), BoJack Horseman (attempted murderer)

Likes: Princess Rosalina, Peace and Quiet, Queen Rosetta, Outer Space-Themed video games, Rainbow Ruby, Gina the Pirate, Jessica

Dislikes: Being yelled at, Princess Daisy, King Choplit, Barney-Themed video games, Princess Kiki

Alena's Original Pose
3DS Vape

Ivan inspecting/displaying the 3DS Vape

The 3DS Vape is an item crafted by IvanSonicGamer in his 3DS Unboxing and Vape Mod video. While functioning as a vape, it is later unboxed to reveal that it does not contain either a 3DS or chicken soup stock (as Ivan claims), but rather Hot Fries.

## Contents

The 3DS Vape consists of an empty 3DS box filled with Hot Fries with a skeleton novelty straw inserted into the top of the box. The straw is shown to be removable, even though Ivan uses it to vape when it is inserted, and is even dropped on the ground a few times. Although the box opens throughout the video, Ivan insists that the contents are a surprise and must not be shown. Ivan claims that the box contains chicken soup stock, and attempts to vape it several times, but cannot due to his cameraman repeatedly falling and attacking him. Later, he unboxes the hot fries and dumps them onto the ground in disappointment.

## Usage throughout the video

Ivan begins by displaying his vape and attempting to vape out of it, claiming it contains soup stock. However, when the cameraman attempts to look inside, he pushes the cameraman away and causes him to drop the camera. He then attempts a vape trick but is attacked by the cameraman, who then falls over and claims he has broken his spine. Ivan then claims that the vape contains chicken soup stock and vapes, coughing loudly afterwards. He then claims that the vape is "his stuff" and removes the straw, beckoning for the cameraman to film him. The cameraman then picks up the straw and starts waving it in the camera, which makes Ivan push it away with the 3DS box. He then unboxes the hot fries, but the camera is dropped twice before he can show them to the camera. The cameraman then points the camera inside the box, revealing that it contains Hot Fries. Ivan claims these were mailed to him from an Audible promotion, telling his users to go to the link http://www.audible.com.youcameherefromivansonicgamer for a discount from Audible. He then dumps the contents of the box onto the sidewalk to "see what is inside," which disappoints him to the point where he stomps on the spilled fries with the cameraman.