You Buy a Goth GF at IHOP

## Overview

"You Buy a Goth GF at IHOP" is the 14th episode of the Hippo Saga.

Tahu and Hippo go to Goth IHOP in hopes of getting some goth pancakes (and hopefully a big tiddy goth GF) but something seems off about their "waitress"...

## Original Video Description:

You and the boys go to your local Goth IHOP, to get some Goth GFs

(meme animation)

#animation #bionicle #astolfo

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Astolfo VA: lovelyweirdjynn | Voice Over | Fiverr

Felix VA:    / @druskievo

## Characters:

#### Main characters:

* Hippo
* Tahu
* Astolfo
* Anime Guy
* Master Chief (Non-speaking background cameo)

## Transcript

Astolfo: Hello! Welcome to Goth Ihop! What can I getcha?

Tahu: You don't seem that goth to me.

Astolfo: How come?

Tahu: You're happy!

Astolfo: Well, I guess you don't understand me... *Just like everyone else.* Buuut, I'll start over. Welcome to edgy pancakes, or whatever. How can you inconvenience me today?

Tahu: That's better! So let me get uuuuhhh... One big titty goth GF!

Astolfo: Sir, this is an IHOP. We don't sell people here.

Hippo: Bruh, you thinkin' of Denny's.

Tahu: Oh yeah, you right. So what do you guys even sell here then?

Astolfo: We sell hamburgers here!

Tahu: Boi, is IHOP really gaslight me?!

Astolfo: Probably.

Tahu: BOY, you might be the international house of pancakes, but this violence gonna be domestic if I don't get pancakes!

Astolfo: Do you really think death threats will work on a goth? Wanting to die is like our whole personality!

Tahu: I’ll do it!

Astolfo: Squeeze it!

Hippo: Bruh, I've had their pancakes, and they're not worth the felony.

Tahu: Man, you're lucky I'm on multiple probations!

Astolfo: So can I get you anything else?

Hippo: Bruh, you got any gluten-free options?

Astolfo: Yeah, your options are \*the door\*.

Hippo: Bruh…

Tahu: Anyway, how much do these pancakes cost? Because I'm gonna need like a few stacks, but I don't got like, "stacks", you know? I in need a’ money.

Astolfo: You're a grown man at an IHOP. Only people who come here are single dads and people who'd rather not get shot at a Waffle House. We don't expect you to have money!

Tahu: Just give me my darn pancakes!

Astolfo: I'll have to check. Do we have any pancakes?

Anime Guy: He wants pancakes? Let me, uh, let me check. Uuuhhh... Yeah, we have a... a ton.

Astolfo: Here you go!

Tahu: Boy, these pancakes are burnt!

Astolfo: They're goth pancakes!

Hippo: Bruh…

Tahu: BOY, At least tell me you got some maple Syrup for these hockey pucks!

Astolfo: We can't serve maple syrup anymore. It was deemed cultural appropriation to the Canadians!

Tahu: I told you it would be a matter of time before the liberals came for our pancakes!

Hippo: Bruh, you have been saying that a lot.

Astolfo: Well since we don't have syrup, you can have something else that's hot and sticky.

Tahu: Hold up...

Astolfo: You can have my eggs and sausage!

Tahu: Wait a minute...

Astolfo: Or we can just go to the back room and you can scramble my bussy!

Tahu: Get out of my way! Something’s not right! What happened to the goth girls!?

Astolfo: You actually fell for it? There were never any goths here! or girls!

Hippo: Bruh, It's another one of IHOP's viral marketing tricks.

Tahu: Well, I'm not leaving empty handed. So I might as well get the eggs and sausage with a side of homemade ranch and the scrambled *bussy.*

Astolfo: W-WHAT? You weren't supposed to be into it! I was being ironic when I told you to demolish my bussy! It was a joke, bro!

Tahu: Well, jokes on you! *I'M INTO IT.*

Astolfo: WAAAA~

Felix Argyle: Femboy Ihop! Eat, Come. Be Happy.

## Trivia

* Astolfo's short black hair is carried over from the previous video "Simping Bad"
* Master Chief appears in the background of this episode during one scene.
* This is the first time Astolfo would try to tease and trick Tahu as a joke, only for Tahu to unironically be into it (The second time was "You get Dominated at Subway".)
* While Felix Argyle isn't seen in this episode, his voice is heard at the end. This is confirmed to be his voice in the video description.
* Anime Guy has a job in this episode working at the Goth IHOP. Anime Guy was revealed to be working as a femboy 'E-Girl" in the previous episode ("Simping Bad") so his presence there could be foreshadowing of the IHOP turning out to be a Femboy IHOP or simply a coincidence.