Jonesy (Dimension-12123121212128)

### Aliases

Bill, Billard, Rapist, Traitor, Smegma, Shit Stain with Legs, Wormsack, Worthless Sidecharacter

## Origin and Living Status

### Reality

 New Earth
Dimension-53622 (Formerly)
Dimension-12123121212128 (Formerly)

## Personal Information

### Identity

No Dual

**Jonesy** is the companion that Rick and Tommy met during their adventure through Dimension-12123121212128. At the end of their journey, Jonesy asked to come with them, and they agreed to let him tag along.

## History

### Meeting Rick and Tommy

Early in Rick and Tommy's adventure through Dimension-12123121212128, they met Jonesy. He told them he came in peace, and Rick explained that they came to this world to look for "something". Jonesy made an educated guess, and explained that they were probably there for a sample of the Zero Point. Tommy and Rick realized he was probably right, and Jonesy let them know it wouldn't be easy to get up to it, since everyone in this world was fighting one another.

Once TomatoHead was out of the way, Rick, Tommy, and Jonesy made their way to the Zero Point. Very carefully, Rick took a sample of it. While they celebrated, another person ran up to them, firing his gun at them. Jonesy fell off of the platform they were on, when Rick realized that the person they were fighting was a hacker.

After they took care of the hacker, Rick and Tommy went down to the street, and got ready to leave. Before they could leave, Jonesy approached them and asked if he could come with them. After some light convincing, Rick agreed, and they all went back to Dimension-53622. Upon arriving, Rick turned to see that Jonesy came with them. He forgot that he just told Jonesy that he could come with them. He then tells Jonesy that he can stay in Jerry's room.

### Going to Baldi's Basics

Right after Rick sent Tommy through a portal to Baldi's Basics, Jonesy entered the garage and asked Rick if he could come with them. Rick didn't care, and told Jonesy to go through the portal. Upon arriving, Rick and Jonesy don't see Tommy anywhere, so they split up to go and find Tommy.

Later, Rick and Tommy find a hidden room behind a vending machine, and Jonesy shows up and asks how they've been doing. They explain that they ran into Baldi, and then Rick asks Tommy what they should do next. He tells them to go outside, and Rick listens. He tells Jonesy to stay safe, to which Jonesy responds with, "Alright, I gotta call some friends". As Tommy exits the secret room, he turns to Jonesy and says, "Sniff ya later", and then forces out a laugh.

While Rick and Tommy are hiding, Baldi starts to send them messages. He tells them that Jonesy is keeping secrets and cannot be trusted. Tommy attempts to write back to him, saying, "Bill or Doug?", and when Rick yells at him for confusing who Baldi is referring to, Tommy then write, "Sorry Dougard".

After Rick and Tommy get all of the notebooks and destroy Baldi, they find Jonesy, and grab the apple Rick had come for. Rick opens a portal, and Tommy refers to all of them as, "Bill, Douglas and Timmy". Before they leave, Rick makes Tommy admit that Baldi's Basics is a bad game. Tommy admits that it is, but only due to how hard the maze was.

### Rickmophobia

While Rick was shouting at Tommy in his room, Jonesy woke up to see what all of the fuss was about. Rick explained that they needed to go to the Grobu Lob System and find a Spoogly Woogly. They all went into the garage and walked through a portal that Rick had shot out. When they arrived, they were attacked by a Rawrpy Darpy, and all had to split up.

Jonesy met up with Rick and Tommy at the end of their adventure, and when asked where he had been the whole time, he told them not to worry about it. Just as they were going to hop through a portal home, Jonesy admitted he had to tell them all something. But before he told them, he thought it would be best to wait until they were all home. The trio went through the portal, and ended up in the wrong dimension. They were aboard a crashing StarShip. Jonesy, realizing this may be the end, told Rick and Tommy the truth. He told them about how he works for IO and was sent by Doctor Sloan to find Planet Creator. Rick cut him off and told him he didn't care. Rick shot a portal down, and him and Tommy jumped through, leaving Jonesy to die.

Just as the portal closed, another portal opened behind Jonesy. He turned and jumped through it, leading him to the CreatorVerse. Here, he saw the Planet Creator. Planet Creator asked Jonesy to explain everything that was going on with IO and Rick and Tommy to him.

### Rick and Tommy's Excellent Adventure

At the end of Rick and Tommy's next adventure, they found themselves trapped in a security office, about to be killed by the IO Bear. But they were saved when Jonesy portaled in, and destroyed the IO Bear for good. He walked to the security room and told Rick and Tommy the good news. Jonesy was finally able to explain eveything, and he also told them that he wants to keep going on adventures with them both. Rick agreed that he could continue going on adventures with them, much to Tommy's chagrin. Rick shot down a portal, and Jonesy and Tommy hoped in.

### Finding Jerry

Two days later, as Rick and Tommy look around the house for Jerry, they enter the living room where Jonesy is watching TV, and ask him if he has seen Jerry. He tells them he doesn’t even know who Jerry is, which shocks both Rick and Tommy. Rick then notices the remote control car set that Tommy has set up in the living room. Rick remarks about how lame he finds it, and jokes that Tommy and Jonesy must have been playing with them the night prior. Rick checks the kitchen, where he finds Jerry’s incense, making fun of how lame it is, and how Jonesy could have also been the one who did it. Jonesy then claims he has never been in the kitchen before.

After realizing Jerry is in another universe, Rick prepares to send Tommy to find his dad. Tommy wonders why Rick isn’t coming, and Rick mentions that he has plans with Jonesy already. Tommy guesses that they are going to a water park, and Jonesy enters the room. Rick yells at Jonesy for mentioning the fact that they were going to a water park, confirming Tommy’s suspicions. To avoid dealing with Tommy, Rick quickly gets Tommy to go into a portal, which leads Tommy to Dimension-120.

### Tommy 06

On his way to the backyard to talk to Tommy, Rick bumps into Jonesy, who is watching TV. Rick mentions that he can see Jonesy’s “trail of slime”, and Jonesy claim’s that it’s Tommy’s. After coming inside with Tommy, Rick asks Jonesy if he wants to come, but Jonesy says no. Rick reminds Jonesy that days previous, Jonesy was talking about how excited he was to join their adventures, but Jonesy says that the adventures they go on are lame now.

### Rickternal Friendship of the Spotless Tom

When Rick walks through the garage to get into the house, he sees Jonesy eating his danishes. He tells Jonesy if he doesn’t get out of the garage in four seconds, he will send Jonesy to a toilet dimension. Before Rick and Tommy leave for their adventure, they tell Jonesy to look after the house while they're gone.

### Forgetting SaRick Tomshall

Due to the argument they just had, Tommy whips out his flame thrower and starts blasting flames at Rick, who runs past Jonesy in the kitchen, and out the front door. Rick and Tommy take their fight outside, using various sci-fi weapons. Jonesy questions what’s going on, to which Rick, who is no longer putting up with anything, tells Jonesy how he truly feels, noting that he is just a worthless side character who could be replaced with a stack of toilet paper. Jonesy whips out his gun and begins to fire at Rick too. Now in a 2V1, Rick whips out his Cum Balls and starts throwing them at his enemies. Tommy explains to Jonesy what’s going on, as Rick gears up for what he’s calling the “big season finale fight.” and he does not intend on losing. Tommy thanks Jonesy for joining his side, and Jonesy asks Tommy if he has any other gadgets they can use against Rick. Before Tommy can answer, they are ambushed by Rick. Tommy asks Rick to stop the fighting, but Rick tells Tommy he doesn’t care, and he doesn’t have to listen since “he’s the main character”.

As Jonesy runs off to find more weapons, Rick and Tommy argue in the streets. Rick tells Tommy that he has stuped down to Jonesy levels, but Tommy disagrees. Rick reminds Tommy that he is replaceable and that he can be replaced at any minute. Jonesy then brings up the fact that if Tommy is as replaceable as Rick says, why can’t Rick just get a different Tommy to come to the new dimension with? Rick, at a loss for words, deflects the question and starts to ask why Jonesy still lives with them. Rick claims it’s because Jonesy needs them, but Jonesy claims that he stays around for Tommy’s sake, but Rick isn’t convinced. Jonesy quickly runs into Rick’s garage and starts to look for weapons to use, as Rick and Tommy continue to fight in the streets. As they fight, Jonesy rides in on a speeder that Rick had hidden somewhere in their neighborhood. He smashes into the side of the house, missing Rick by only a foot.

Later, Rick attempts to bargain with Jonesy by telling him he will give him five dollars if he joins his team, but Jonesy says he won’t join anyone’s side. Rick mentions the fact that Jonesy literally joined Tommy’s side earlier, but Jonesy claims he is now on nobody’s side because they are both assholes. This annoys Tommy, who admits that he feels like Jonesy never does anything important ever. Rick destroys the moped that Tommy is riding and begins to fight hand to hand with Jonesy. Rick then admits that he gave Jonesy AIDS in his sleep. Still trying to convince Tommy to listen to him, Rick tries to explain that since he’s the elder, of course, he should make the decisions. But just as he explains this, Jonesy runs onto the battlefield, wearing the destroyed suit of the IO Bear. Rick tries to throw the entire couch at Tommy, but he keeps missing. Due to this fact, Rick decides to go one step further and picks up one of the houses in the neighborhood and attempts to crush Jonesy with it. When this doesn’t work, Rick erases the house and everyone inside from existence.

At the end of the battle, after Rick and Tommy have made up, Jonesy approaches and the two make sure everything is cool with Jonesy too, and he tells them it is. He tells them that if they want, he can start going on more adventures, to which Rick and Tommy both tell him he can help clean up around the house if he wants. Rick, Tommy, and Jonesy pack their things and gather in the garage. With only five minutes until the multiverse closes, Rick portals the three to their new home dimension, New Earth. When they arrive, Jonesy notes that he isn’t sure if hopping universes worked, due to them arriving in the exact same house as before. Rick explains that Dimension-6144 also had a Rick and Tommy, but they died, so they can take their places. Jonesy asks Rick if there was a Jonesy here too, but Rick informs him that there was not. Jonesy heads off to the room Rick set up for him.

### Joining the New Defenders

Struggling to find his place in the new universe, Jonesy joined a team that Doctor Strange had been working on for months, called the New Defenders. They held their first meeting in the park of Star City sometime after the Defenders were able to bring everyone back to life.

## Equipment and Abilities

### Equipment

* Pickaxe
* Gold Scar

## Trivia

* Jonesy was a minor character in Season 1A, but has been promoted to a series regular in Season 1B.