Alex YIIK

WHAT IS GOING ON!?!?

" I'm the best at killing Rats! "
 — Alex YIIK's classic saying.

***Alex Eggleston*** (more commonly known as ***Alex YIIK***) is the main character of *YIIK: A Post-Modern RPG* and currently owns the world record for Most Annoying Person Alive. His professions include being a book reader, person fighter, video game liker, and clothes basket filler. Alex is currently obsessing over finding a girl named Sammy, who disappeared in an elevator or something.

## Quotes

* "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!"
* "I sighed as the elevator began to shake, vibrating with motion."
* "THERE'S A BOMB! FIRE! **F I R E ! ! !** EVERYBODY RUN!"
* "I love being in *YIIK*!!!"
* "Hey, dude, cool it with that. No one cares about your sister right now. We almost just died ourselves!"
* "Hey guys, what do you think of this plot so far? We're having a pretty crazy time in The World of YIIK. I hope you can join us sometime soon!"
* "CAN YOU GIVE ME A JOB???"
* "I'm becoming sm**artȇ̷̞̮̞̠͎͖̤̫̩̣̜̟͇̈́̃̐̇̈́ͅŕ̵̢̧̰̼̟̬̫̻̹͙̆̇̍̃̃̒̕͘̕.̴̢̗̺̖̩̪͋̒̓͌̂̕.̷̢̝̮̜̣̙͇̗͚̲̟̈̀͗.̵̞̾̀̉́̀̊͂̂͆͊̕"**
* "It's presenting..."
* "WHAT THE HELL ARE THE FRANKTON POPO DOING HERE?!"
* "You look vaguely ethnic, I don't know if you noticed"
* "Hahaha! Easy there! I just- I just like it when you're horny! I like it when you orgasm in front of me!"
* "PAAAANDA!!"
* "Wanna watch me jerk off?"
* "I'm YIIKing out!"

## Trivia

* Alex is voiced by Christopher Niosi, who created Brawl Taunts under the alias Kirbopher.
	+ Niosi is canonically a version of Alex from another reality. He appears on an island in the Soul Space among other alternate-reality versions of Alex.
	+ Since Tomar voices Ike in Brawl Taunts, it's more than likely that the two have interacted, and therefore he is indirectly connected with Niosi.
		- This fact was confirmed to be true on November the 21st, 2021 where Chris Niosi actually made an appearance as a guest on Oneyplays to promote his upcoming game, T.O.M.E.
* The YIIK House (the residence of Alex and his Mother) is actually just the set of *Full House*.
* Alex fantasizes about ~~beating up~~ kissing Rory 24/7
* He thinks Vella needs a fella who isn't so smella.
* Alex is terribly forgetful as he not only left the stove on in his house, but (to this day) still hasn't picked up the groceries for his dear Mother.
* He once crashed a funeral because the people were crying too loud.
* He remarked that he wanted to watch *Steven Universe* and *OK K.O.* on his TV, but was unable to do so as all the good channels are blocked.
	+ Curiously, *Steven Universe* and *OK K.O.* did not exist in our version of 1999, but they presumably exist in the version that *YIIK* is set in.
	+ Double-curiously, *OK K.O.* happens to be another project to feature voice work by Kirbopher.
* He doesn't care about Rory's sister. In fact, according to Alex, nobody does.
* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! WHAT IS GOING ON!?!?
* He's stinky.
* It's implied Alex has a penis at least 12 inches in length.
* According to Chris, Alex is the one of worst video game protagonists ever conceived, second only to Ethan Winters from the Resident Evil franchise.
* It is very possible there is a female version of Alex in the many alternate-universes of *YIIK*, therefore any rule 63 of Alex is technically canon.
* If Alex YIIK was real, I would dress up as Rory and kiss him.
* The iconic and painfully-unfunny quote, "I'm yiiking out right now", has only been acknowledged by one of the funny boys, that being Tomar during the RE8 playthrough.