Episode 18 - Mia and The Kidz Bop Kitty Group

(Theme Song)

Mia: We're the babies... Animals buddies.. Each one is different... And we're all so cuddly! Tots in trouble, can't delay! To the rescue, Save the Day! Mia Kitten's here to help you!

Baby Animals: Mia Kitten, She's our hero!

Mia: Hold my paw, let's find adventure!

Baby Animals: Mia Kitten, Friends Forever!

Mia and Baby Animals: Open up your arms from baby hugs! (Giggles)

Title: "Disney Junior's Mia Kitten 3"

(Cut to the episode title with a picture of Mia trying out for the Kidz Bop Kitty Kids as all the other cats watched)

Mia: "Mia And The Kidz Bop Kitty Group"

(Episode Begins With Mia Getting On The Fly-Bus With Pip And Freddy)

Mia: Off to my audition! Wish me luck! Good luck, Mia! I'm sure you'll nail your Kidz Bop Kitty Kids audition! Just don't get lost in those crazy 'amster 'abby tubes! [giggles] Oh, thank you, darling!

Babies: [Playing and laughing]

Precious: You Know K.C., for someone who's supposed to be watching us, you aren't exactly, you know-

Kiki And Chase: [Screaming]

Precious: Watching.

[Crash!]

Precious: [Grunting] Ahem!

K.C.: Oh, hey, Precious, What is it?

Precious: What Is It? K.C., you've barely put that journal down since Speedy the tortoise gave it to you. I know you're excited to learn all you can about your mom, but I think you're becoming obsessed with it. [Yelping] [Thud]

K.C.: Obsessed? Please. Obviously, you don't know the meaning of the word. Now if you'll excuse me, it's been 10 seconds since I've looked at the journal.

Precious: Don't even know the meaning? Of course I do! Although, I wonder if it originates from the Greek or the Latin. [Snaps fingers] To the dictionary! [Grunting] Ah, there it is - the dictionary, right under Mr Woodbird's prized doorknob collec- [Gasp] Oh! *What the what?!* They're all... *gone!* [Yelping] [Thud]

(Meanwhile At The Audition)

Pip: Good Luck Mia!

Freddy: You Can Do It!

Mia: I Will! [Humming] [Singing to herself]

[Cats meowing]

Pepper: So, thank you all for coming to this here tryout for The Kidz Bop Kitty Kids. As you know, we are the reigning alley-capella champs and whatnot. I am Alana, and this here is Peggy and Paul.

Mia: What happened to Paul?

Pepper: She had herself a litter of kittens. Surprise, that's why you're all here! We need a soprano, you need a gig. Championships are today, and not to get braggy, but we didn't cross the ocean to lose our title. So, tick-tock, clock's tickin' now!

Precious: [Groan] Gah!

K.C.: Precious? What happened?

Precious: Someone stole J.P.'s doorknob collection!

K.C.: Oh no!

Chloe: [Gasp] Who would do such a thing?

Chase: [Screaming] Oh! What did I miss?

K.C.: Oh, this is not good! When J.P. finds out his doorknob collection is gone, he's going to freak!

Pepper: Those doorknobs are her most beloved possessions in the world!

K.C.: Which is why J.P. can't find out what's happened.

J.P.: What's happened, babies? And who were you talking to?

K.C.: Oh, uh... I- I was talking to... myself! [Awkward laugh] I was... saying that... uh... I'm concerned about you, 'cause wow, you look tired! You should totally go take a nap.

J.P. Oh, I'm way too excited to take a nap! In fact, I'm going out to pick up something for a big surprise!

K.C.: Surprise? What is it?

J.P.: Oh, I can't tell you! Don't you know what surprise means? Oh, wait, I have a dictionary in my bedroom.

K.C.: Surprise - an unexpected or astonishing event, fact, or thing.

J.P.: See? I knew you knew. Well, I've got a bus to catch! Be back in an hour! [Door closes]

K.C.: [Sigh] We gotta find those doorknobs before J.P. gets back.

Mimi: That's impossible! We aren't professional doorknob finders! Are we?

Precious: Listen up, babies! We got a set of portal twisters gone AWOL. We need to establish a perimeter and do a hard target search of the premises.

Hazel: Where'd she get the heart tie?

Lucy: Forget the tie, where'd she get the police tape?

Precious: K.C., I'm gonna need you to ditch the reading material. You're now on dusting duty. The perp may try to unload the goods. You guys search the net, see if anyone's trying to moo him. But our thief might've gotten cold feet and dumped the knobs as he fled. Pepper, I'm gonna need you to check the dumpsters out back.

Scooter: Aww, Yuck! Those things reek!

Marty: This is fun! Can I be your assistant?

Precious: Marty, this is a crime scene investigation, *not a game!* And I don't need an assistant-

Marty: Let's get moving, person and babies! Jain Pierre ain't havin' a meltdown on my watch! *Move, move, move!*

Babies: [babbling and cooing]

Pip, Freddy, K.C. and Mia: La dah dah dah dah dah dah, la dah dah dah dah dah! La dah dah dah dah dah dah, la dah dah dah dah dah!

Pip: Like a rocket though the sky we go!

Pip, Freddy, K.C. and Mia: Bringing this baby home!

Freddy: Soon you'll be with your family!

Pip, Freddy, K.C. and Mia: Bringing this baby home!

Pip: I do the mapping!

Freddy, K.C. and Mia: And we do the flapping!

Pip, Freddy, K.C. and Mia: All of us together, now, let's go! La dah dah dah dah dah dah, Bringing this baby Home! La dah dah dah dah dah dah, Bringing this baby home! Bringing this baby home!

Precious: You're hired!

Fluffy: [Meowing off-key] [Thud]

Pepper: Uh, thanks for that. Fluffy, is it? You hit some interesting notes. Okay, Mia, you're up next.

Mia: No offense, but the rest of you can go home now. I haven't lost an audition since I booked my first pet food commercial. [Laugh] I can imagine what the life of a pet-capella star will be like.

Crowd: (Chanting) Mia!

Song: "Not Every Star Is In The Sky"

Mia: (Singing) You step off the bus and strike a pose Every town you hit, that's how it goes They line around the block for all your shows When they see your face they scream and cry Not every star is in the Sky!

[Chorus]
Ah-ah, ah, ah, ah!

Mia: (Singing) Everybody's trying to do the same thing

[Chorus]
Do the same thing!

Mia: (Singing) But you've got something special inside of you

[Chorus]
Special in your heart
Mia: (Singing)
You get up on that stage
And just start singing for your life
They hear your voice
They scream and cry
Not every star is in the sky
**[Chorus]**
Ah, ah, ah!
Mia: (Singing)
First you go real low,
Then you raise your voice up high!
Put on a big show
You are gonna blow their minds!
Just show them want you got,
And they'll keep coming back for more!
**[Chorus]**
Coming back
Mia: (Singing)
They hear your voice
they scream and cry
Not every star is in the sky-y!
(Song Ends.)

Pip: Man Freddermingo, Mia Has A Lot Of Competition Here.

Freddy: Then I Guess It's Time To Start Syking Her Out (Then Pip And Freddy Burst In Through The Audition Door) MIA! DON'T DO IT!

Mia: Why Not?

Peggy: Don't Listen To Em' Mia But You Were *Soooo* Into That! Sometimes You've Even Sounded Like Us!

Freddy: (Yelling To Alana) SO WHAT'S THE POINT?!? SHE HAS HER OWN RECORDING CONTRACT INSPIRED BY ME AND PIP!

Pip: AND K.C.! SHE EVEN LOVES IT WHEN MIA SINGS!

Freddy: AND HOW COULD YOU PUT MIA IN THE GROUP ANYWAY? LOOK AT THIS LITTLE ANGEL, SHE IS THE PERFECT DAUGHTER OF CAPTAIN BEAKMEN!
(An Angel Light Pops Onto Mia's Head Then Disappears)
ADD IN FLUFFY INSTEAD! SHE'S THE CUTEST ONE OF ALL!

Peggy: Well, Alright So we're going with... Fluffy there.

Fluffy: Yes!

Mia: Nice One Freddy! (Feather Bumps Freddy)

Pip: Come On Mia, Let's Get You Back To Tots Where You Belong.

Freddy: And While We Head Back There Mia Bo Bia, We Can Get You Some Ice Cream! (Freddy Takes Off As Soon As Pip And StMia Hopped Onto His Back)

Pip: And Get You New Toys,

Freddy: And New Clothes,

Pip: And new Mr. Muffins VHS tapes,

Freddy: And A Year Supply Of Kitty Kibbles,

Peggy: That Flamingo's A Keeper!

Pepper: You Can Say That Again Layla, I guess We forgot about Mia being a star and everything, like. [Laugh] Come on, girls, we've got a mess of rehearsing to do.

Precious: Okay, babies, J.P.'s ETD is T-minus 32 minutes and counting. How's the internet search going?

Chase: Terrible.

Precious: Can't get a lead?

Chase: Can't do the search! I want to use Yee-haw, but these two prefer Lithium Seek, the least robust search engine ever!

Marty: We like the screen colors!

Chase: Ugh! You see what I'm working with here!

Precious: Gah! Pick one and do the search!

Chase: You two heard Precious, focus! We are supposed to be looking for- Ooh, what's that?

Hazel: Oh, a website of nothing but old pet food commercials!

Precious: Ugh! What's that horrible smell?!
Scooter: I have good news!

Precious: You found the doorknobs?
Scooter: No. But we'd do an excellent job separating recyclables from the regular trash. Yay, Earth! [Awkward laugh] I'm gonna... go look some more.

K.C.: Whoa, mom! You wore stripes to a leopard's party? You are one seriously rebellious fashion rebel! Is that where I get it from?

Precious: Ahem! Anything in your mom's journal about the time she shirked an important duty?

K.C.: Of course not. Why would she- ? Oh, right - fingerprints! Won't happen again!

Hazel: Ooh, click on that one that says pet foods of the past!

Song: "Hearty Time Kitty Baby Food Commercial
[Voice-over]
You hear the sound first As it fills up your dish. It's hearty time! (Hearty time!) You just got your wish. Every bite is a taste sensation (Taste sensation! Hey!) It's a new kind of food for the pet generation.
Hearty time is on my mind (Oh, yum!) It's hearty time And my tummy feels so fine (Oh, yum!) It's hearty time!
Young Mia: (Baby Babble)

**Announcer**: Hearty Time Kitty Baby Food, it's paw-fect!
Hazel: [Gasp] Is that Mia?
Freddy: It Sure Is Baby Wabies. (It's Revealed That Mia Is Eating Her Ice Cream) Mia's first commercial, back when she actually nailed auditions unlike today!

Chase: [Gasp] Mia did not get it?

Hazel: Aww, I'm sorry!

Marty: Yeah, me too. Hey, are you guys hungry? That commercial made me hungry! [Smack] Ow!

Pip: Mia had the best audition, but we forced Alana to not pick her because she's the only star we know who could really understand us! We Went To Get Some Ice Cream, New Clothes And Things So We Made Up For It.

Freddy: And Plan B Worked!

Chase: [Gasp] Alana? Here in Tot-Ville, right now? Did she ask about me? Answer the last question first! [Smack] Ow! I mean, that is most unfair.

K.C.: So True! Superstar Kittens Like Mia all really wanted to compete in alley-capella championships each year.

Hazel: It's too bad she don't have her own animal-capella group.

Mia: [Gasp] Yet!

**Lucky**: Hang on, I think I got it! Yeah! There's only one possible thief, it's... me?! I'm the thief?!

**Ellie**: Gotcha! You're gonna do some serious time, Ferguson!

**Pablo**: I must've misconnected a string!

**Precious**: Tell it to the judge!

**Pablo**: Precious, if I was the thief, why would I try to find a thief?

**Precious**: To throw us off track!

**Pablo**: [Sobbing] Precious*, I didn't do it!*

**Precious**: You didn't? Whew! Well, that's a relief. I'd hate to think you'd turn to a life of crime.

**Lucky**: Oh, this investigation is going nowhere!

Mia: Kidz Bop Kitty Kids, you're about to meet your match. Say hello to There's Note Stopping Us Meow!

(It's Revealed That Hazel, Marty And Chase Are All Wearing Purple Things, Hazel Is Wearing Her Purple Dress With A Bow And Marty And Chase Are Wearing Purple Suits And Mia Is Wearing Her Magenta Dress, Bow And Diaper With Magenta Trims)

Hazel: [Laughing] "Note" instead of "No", and "Meow" instead of "Now"! Love it!

**Sunil**: [Laughing] Clever and descriptive!

**Jed, Zed and Red**: [Laughing] Oh! We don't get it.

**K.C.**: But if there's one thing I learned from this, it's never ignore a porcupine on a mission.

**Lucky**: K.C.!
**K.C.**: Gah! Or a hedgehog. I know it looks like I got sidetracked, but I totally didn't. [Beat] Okay, I totally did. But we still have plenty of time before Mrs. T gets back.
**Lucky**: Actually, we don't. She's due back any minute now!
**K.C.**: What?! What are we going to do?
Lucky: Well, I'm going to look for the prints myself while you buy me some time by stalling Mrs. Twombly.
**K.C.**: Right. You prints, me Twombly.
**Lucky**: And this time, don't get distracted!

Hazel: So, Mia, what are we going to sing?

Mia: "Not Every Star is in the Sky". I'll teach it to you on the way.

Marty: Uh, can we sing something like Old McDonald?

Chase: Ooh, I do do a pretty mean Frere Jacques.

Hazel: Ooh, what about a holiday song? They're not just for the holidays, you know.

Chase, Marty, & Hazel: [Singing different songs at once]

Mia: Stop! My group, my song. Besides, there's two hard rules in pet-capella competitions. One, you can't sing the same song as anyone else. And two, no kids songs!

K.C.: Gotta stop Mrs. Twombly. Gotta stop Mrs. Twombly. Gotta stop- Why are all three of you wearing dresses and suits and bows?

Mia: We're there's no stopping us meow.

Hazel: We're competing in the alley-capella championships.
**K.C.**: There are pet acapella groups?
**Kiki**: Certainly. We do have lives outside of the day camp, you know.
**K.C.**: Of course you do. It's like my mom always says in her journal, life is like a bag of pet food.
**Lucky**: K.C., Captain Beakman!
**K.C.**: Right, sorry! Gotta go. Good luck! Ah! How am I supposed to stall Captain Beakman if I don't know where she is? Of course, the bus! At least I know where she's coming back to. All I have to do is wait.
**Announcer**: Welcome to the Downtown City alley-capella championships, where the big question on every tot's lips is, "Will The Kidz Bop Kitty Kids hold on to their title?"
Hazel: Bark Bark! This is the big time!
Peggy: Babies, Mia! You and your baby friends here to cheer us on? Oh, we're flattered! What's with all the headgear, eh, Chase?
**Sunny**: [Giggling] Do you like it? [Clears throat] We're not here to cheer you on, Ava. We're your competition.
**Ava**: Wha- ? Competition?
**Kiki**: You never should've cut me.
**Gracie**: That's right. Reject one of our friends, reject us all.
**Chloe**: We're called There's Note Stopping Us Meow. It's a play on words that I still don't get.
**Announcer**: Pitch tot-perfect to the stage. Pitch Tot-perfect to the stage.
**Ava**: That's us, kittens. Meow's the time.
**Chloe**: Forget them, Kiki. Your song is so great, there's no way we can lose.
**Announcer**: Ladies and gentlepets, put your paws and/or hooves together for Pitch Tot-perfect!
**Chloe**: [Singing] You step off the bus and strike a pose...
Mia: *What the what?!*
Hazel: Hey!
Marty: Isn't that...
Chase: Mia's song?
**Chloe**: ...when they see your face, they scream and cry, not every star is in the skyyyyy!
**Kiki**: They stole my song!
**Sunny**: Is there no honor?!
**Ellie**: [Snapping fingers] Wow, Kiki, your song is really popular! Everyone's singing it!
**Ava**: [Singing] Just show them what you've got, and they'll keep coming back for more! They hear you voice and scream and cry, not every star is in the *skyyyyyyyyyyy!* Thank you very much!
[Pets cheering]
**Precious**: It's not that bad, Kiki. We'll just sing Not Every Star is in the Sky too, only better.
**Kiki**: We can't. Everyone will call us copy-cats.
**Ellie**: [Laughing] And to think this all started because you aren't a cat! Oh, is that funny! No, no it's not.
**Kiki**: You stole our song!
**Ava**: Oh, I would never do that! I told Milah to get your permission! [To Mia] You did get Kiki's permission, yeah? What?! Milah! That is terrible! [To Zoe] Oh, I'm sorry, Zoe, but I mean, like, at this point, it's like they say, you can't unclang a clanger bell.
**Mia**: [Stuttering] Mia says: *No one says that!*
**Sunny**: I'm beginning to find her slightly less alluring.
**Announcer**: There's No Stopping Us Meow to the stage. [Mic feedback]
**Kiki**: Oh... we have to drop out!
**Precious**: Why?
**Kiki**: 'Cause there's no way we can win.
**Precious**: So? Let's just sing for them.
**Kik**: [Sigh] Let's go home.
**Mia**: [Stomach rumbling] Okay, but can we stop for something to eat? I'm so hungry from waitingg those commercials.
**Sunny**: Wait a minute! I have an idea!
**K.C.**: One thing I learned from my tot adventurer Mia Kitten is if you want to get something done fast, sometimes you have to slow down. Now that is good advice. Don't you think?
**Captain Beakman**: Oh, hello, Mia.
**Mia**: 'Sup, Captain Beakman? Captain Beakman?!
**Lucky**: [Gasp] A fingerprint! Ellie, bring me the tablet - I've got to run the fingerprint matching app!
**[Mia, Chloe, Angelica, Lucky and Precious]**
Tum, tum, tum, tum!
Tah-um, tum! Tah-um, tum!
Tah-um, tum, tum, tum!
Tah-um, tum, tuh-ah-ah!
**[Kiki]**
You hear the sound first, as it feels a pure dish.
It's "Hearty Time"! (Hearty Time!) You've just got your wish.
Every bite is a taste sensation!
**[Mia, Chloe, Angelica, Lucky and Precious]**
A taste sensation!
**[Kiki]**
It's a new kind of food for the tot generation!
**[Mia, Chloe, Angelica, Lucky and Precious]**
The tot generation!
**Ava**: I think she's gone bonkers.
**[Kiki]**
"Hearty Time" is on my mind.
Oh, yum!
It's "Hearty Ti-i-ime"!
And my tummy feels so fine.
Oh, yum!
It's "Hearty Ti-i-ime"!
**[Mia, Chloe, Angelica, Lucky and Precious]**
Yum! Yum! Yum!
**[Kiki]**
"Hearty Time" is on my mind!
**[Mia, Chloe, Angelica, Lucky, Kiki and Precious]**
Yum! Yum! Yum!
**[Kiki]**
And my tummy feels so fine!
**[Mia, Chloe, Angelica, Lucky and Precious]**
Yum! Yum! Yum!
**[Kiki]**
"Heart Time" s on my mind!
**[Mia, Chloe, Angelica, Lucky and Precious]**
Tum, tum, tum, tum!
Tah-um, tum! Tah-um, tum!
Tah-um, tum, tum, tum!
Tah-um, tum, tuh-ah-ah!
**[Kiki]**
"Hearty Time" is on my mind.
Oh, yum!
It's "Hearty Ti-i-ime"!
And my tummy feels so fine.
Oh, yum!
It's "Hearty"...!
**[Mia, Chloe, Angelica, Lucky and Precious]**
..."Ti-i-ime"!
**[Kiki]**
"Ti-i-ime"!
"Hearty Ti-i-ime"!
**Kiki**: Yum! "Hearty Time"!
[Crowd cheering]
**Captain Beakman**: [Humming]
**K.C.**: Captain Beakman! You can't go in there, because...
**Captain Beakman**: Why?
**K.C.**: Hmm...
**Captain Beakman**: Well?
**K.C.**: No reason, nothing! Never mind! What?
**Mia**: We found the thief!
**Pepper**: And you won't believe who it is.
**Lucky**: Captain Beakman! Ruff Ruff Ruff!
**K.C.**: I knew it! Wait, what?
**Lucky**: 'Fraid so. Fingerprint matched confirmed it.
**K.C.**: Captain Beakman stole her own doorknob collection?
**Captain Beakman**: No idea who you're talking to, dear, but I didn't steal it.
**Mia**: Huh?
**Captain Beakman**: I sold them.
**Mia**: You sold them? But you loved those doorknobs. Why would you sell them?
**Captain Beakman**: Well, because they were worth a fortune! And now I've got enough scratch to buy up all the abandoned property I need for my dream project!
**Mia**: [Gasp] Tots-Ville!
**Captain Beakman**: Kinda catchy, huh? A little corner of Tots-Ville where I'm going to create a new section of shops and venues just for babies and their storks!
**Mia**: Wow, it looks amazing!
**Mia**: Thanks for heading up the investigation, Lucky. And you were right, I was obsessed. But I've got all the time in the world to read mom's journal.
**Ava**: Attention, Tiny Ones Transport Service! I give you Tots-Ville's newest alley-capella champions - There's No Stopping Us Meow!
**Ellie**: You won? That's awesome!
**Mia**: [Laugh] Congratulations! How are you going to celebrate?
**Kiki**: Here's how we celebrate.
**Sunny**: Hearty Time Baby Food?
**Mia**: Uh, didn't they stop making this stuff years ago?
**Kik**: Yep! It's from my personal supply!
**Precious and Sunny**: [Inhale] [Gag]
**Sunny**: Oh, dear, that is awful!
**Ava**: Finally! I'm starving! [Eats] [Gulp] Uuuugh! Tastes like old tires! I love it! [Eating]
THE END
(End credits with a T.O.T.S. theme music)
"TIT MOUSE INC"
"DISNEY JUNIOR"