Happy New Years, Mean People c: Vol 2 10

### Theme(s)

Anger, Disdain, Friendship, Gossip, Healthcare/Prejudice In Healthcare Settings, Marijuana, Passive-Aggressiveness, Superficiality

### Heroes

Hanzo Kelp, Midihr Westforth, Spencer Drew Humafeld

## Credits

### Artists and Writers

Khaliq Trevor X

**Happy New Years, Mean People c: Vol 2** 10 is the tenth chapter in the Happy New Years, Mean People c: story and first chapter in Happy New Years, Mean People c: Vol 2.

## Synopsis

It’s been a week since Damon Packley sacrificed himself to save countless people from the exploits of the powerful Jimmy Irons by using hundreds of Hell Clones. Since then, Packley had remained in a vegetative state and it’s unknown if he’ll ever wake up. Midihr Westforth spends hours making adjustments to his HR vest and augmenting himself to better fight their enemies. Meanwhile, the HR Rage Knights watch over Packley to ensure no doctors, nurses or vindictive pharmacy technicians, nurse practitioners or even “gorgeous caucasian women with glasses” will do anything nefarious to their immobilized friend.

Aaron keeps a gun pointed at nervous staff and patients, much to their fear while Dill and Daniel Packblott wander the hospital as friends who insult and rip on each other, while roasting various people inside the hospital or across the world. Elsewhere, Spencer Drew Humafeld and Cordega gather medicinal plants and healing marijuana in an attempt to awaken Packley. Hanzo searches as well, but finds no reliable resources other than a cannabis dispensary shop that sells CBD. Inside the shop, Hanzo encounters an attractive businesswoman who seems friendly at first, until Hanzo mentions his friend was injured following a fight in a warehouse kingdom. When the woman learns Hanzo’s friend is the “ugly guy nobody likes”, she becomes irate and acts passive-aggressive. She screams about her husband, and how she and her husband have depression as a result of being in the military, while gaslighting Hanzo and speaking ill of anyone who struggles with suicidal thoughts. Hanzo simply ignores the woman, and continues elsewhere but the woman draws a handgun and threatens to kill the Rage Knights and have everyone in the southern United States and west coast *finish* the Rage Knights, with a deranged promise that foreign countries will urinate on them.

Hanzo continues ignoring her and continues for the Instru-Mon. The woman grows so hostile that she dials everyone in the area including uppity, egotistical black business leaders from various shops around the Queens Mane University College Campus area. Crotch-grabbing, gun-wielding arrogant men and women of other races join in the rage and drive to the marijuana dispensary where they shout in angry Pig Latin. They plot an insidious desire to cause Damon Packley a premature death and pull him off life support. One young woman, Liliann Linzer, boasts about her healthcare credentials and flies to several hospitals searching for Packley. She finds no luck, nor are the hospitals’ more responsible and *normal* staff allowing her access into the building. Angered by this, Liliann lands in a shopping center and massacres several people, injuring dozens more. An elderly woman questions her sudden attack. Just as Liliann prepares to finish the woman, Midihr Westforth appears. The Muccian takes time healing the woman and throwing upgraded Auto-Revives at the recently deceased to bring them back to life.

Liliann charges at Midihr and fights him, displaying a number of strange lizard-based attacks such as lizard-faced university jerks, an attack where various college students, business owners, and others in the area appear to be hideous, physically amplified lizards. Midihr himself fights the attack and manages to severely wound Liliann. He impales her and her lizard faces with drummer’s raid, killing several faces. Liliann uses a Lizard Swarm and escapes, running to the last hospital she didn’t check.

She encounters Spencer Humafeld who returned with a promising marijuana strain that seems key in improving cognitive function and innate abilities. He believes the strain will allow Packley to recover his red magic and fighting skills. When Liliann races past him, Humafeld learns that the lizard-like woman must be seeking them as opponents. This is confirmed when Midihr lands at the hospital entrance and insults Spencer for allowing Liliann to enter the hospital and put Packley at risk. The two friends/rival Rage Knights argue as they chase after Liliann.

Inside the hospital, they hear blood-curdling screams presumably from hospital staff, patients and security.

## Trivia/Notes and Disclaimer

* This article doesn’t mention the foreign countries that the Premeditator wants to urinate on the Rage Knights directly, however they are considered rivals and enemies to the United States and this character has an “enemy of my enemy is my friend” state of mind, believing these foreign countries will destroy, pick on, or brutally disenfranchise the titular characters.

*Disclaimer: To whom this may concern, the characters in their entirety, while they borrow inspiration from events, ideas, themes, and other sources from the original author's life, are incredibly different and fictional entities inside the Rage Knights Red God and under no circumstance are they expressing a real person's actual views, ideologies, names and likeness to cause harm or defame them. Any names bearing similarities to any person(s) are unintentional unless stated otherwise and under special permission. The Rage Knights Red God is a work of fiction and solely for entertainment and educational purposes. Please note, the series does not represent events that have happened, events to come nor does it condone the very human evils the series itself is/was meant to advocate against. © Khaliq Trevor X.*