Jingles

Picture of Jingles. Photo taker unknown.

**Jangles Skittles Petunia** was a Sphinx cat. He was rather tall in posture, thin, and had opposable thumbs.

## Behaviors

Jingles often looked down upon other people, and had a tendency to go on long rants. This culminated in him writing a 621 word essay in the Introductions channel of the Afterlife documenting many things about him.

## History

Jingles joined the server February 21st, 2022. He is a post reset exclusive character. He made a extremely long rant in the Introductions channel going on about things about him. He owned a company, Petunia Pharmaceuticals, which presented itself as a pharmaceutical company, but was actually a SCP esque containment company dedicated to containing and documenting anomalies within the fresh timeline reset. Upon hearing the missing persons cases reported around Chef Guiluliani's restaurant, he approached Chef Guiluliani, with a offer to fund his failing restaurant in exchange for a human sacrifice. Guiluliani refused. He then found out that there was some kind of entity keeping Guiluiani from selling or doing anything with the restaurant. He had threatened the chef, who began saying cryptic things about watching and waiting.

At this time, Guiluiliani posted references to Campbell Boy. After this, Jingles managed to get a hold on the city Guiluiani resided in, calling a warning for a emergency flood and having the city completely evacuated. At this time, a bathtub in Jingle's estate had been filled with Campbell's soup. A maid cleaning, who Jingles was apparently close friends with, went to clean it. He heard a scream and walked in to find her disfigured body filled with Campbell's. This infuriated Jingles, who began to evacuate his home and estate and turn it into a quarantine zone, determined to stop whatever had manage to get into it. Chef Guiluiani contineud to say vague things about the reset to him at this time. Soon after, it began snowing, to, which Jingle's horror, turned out to be ash. He taunted Guiluiani. After finding out Jam had been tortured, Jingles had completely lost his temper, going off on the chef and spammed him with death threats. Agents Jingles had sent to the restaurant had blinked out of existence, and were presumed dead.

A artifact from the foundation dissapeared, which was a soup can with anomalous properties. He had two trackers on this. One, Guiluliani left in Illinois, and the other he took back to New York. Guiluiani continued to ignore all claims of having done or being related to anything in the Afterlife. He got Paul to side with him, and attempted to gaslight the chat to hate and disable Jingles.

After this, Jingles began suffering from an effect where Campbells soup materialized inside of him. He had bombs set up to blow his body to bits asoon as his heartbeat stopped, but they were disabled. Chef Guiluliani continued to taunt Jingles, and Jingles stayed headstrong and faced him until he expired at 8:20 PM February 23rd, 2022. His account was set up to send one final message to Guiluliani as a taunt. The transcript is below.

"If this message sends, I am dead.

I'm sorry to interrupt you, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You're not here to watch my death. You have been called here, into a labyrinth of hellish agony, misdirection and misfortune. A labirynth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of the innocent in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them. This is where your story ends. This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to the monsters trapped in the corridors, be still, and give up your spirits. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for you Chef, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting friend. It's time to give up. For you, and those you have carried in the blood of your hands. This ends, for all of us."

Jingles had survived for two days. Petunia Pharmaceuticals was left in Jam's care in Jingles' will, despite their negative relationship.

A while after his death, Jingles' account went online. It began posting snippets of a image of Campbell Boy and Jingles & Chef's DMS. Soon after, it began posting messages of Campbell Boy and Yorb's interactions. Some of the notable phrases were "It will be a massacre!" and "Such confidence and arrogance." Later on, his profile picture changed to a image of Campbell Boy.

## Relationships

### Jam

Jam and Jingles were friends since children. When they were kids, Jingles was relatively poor until he inherited the company, and they were close friends. Jingles getting ahold of the company changed him, and he ultimately ruined his friendship with Jam over Jam pissing himself in one of Jingle's luxury beds. Apparently, in the end, Jingles still had respect for Jam and trusted that he would live on and remember him.

### Chef Guilialiani

Jingles originally attempted to offer to fund his company to get a chance to see what the restaurant was doing. He continually antagonized Chef Guilialiani, and Chef retaliated The history of what happened between them is in the History tab up above.

### Bingus

Bingus and Jingles had a short interaction. Jingles attempted to introduce himself to Bingus on the day he joined the server.

### Yorb

Akin to Jam, it seems he struck some kind of deal with them.

### Campbell Boy

Campbell Boy is at the center of what Jingles tried to stop.

### Jinx

He had Jinx quarantined after she ate the chef's garlic bread, which contained a anomalous addictive substance.

### Garfeldi

Garfeldi attempted to stop Jingles from going on with his attempts to stop the chef and Campbell Boy.