High & Spicy Guardian/Episode 8 transcript

Mandrake: "Now, what are we gonna do?"

Olive: "Well, I will continue my mission, mainly by looking at students."

Mandrake: "Right. But don't fool around randoms, you know what you're really supposed to do?"

Olive: "Yeah." with a lower voice.

Mandrake: "Fine. Go get them, now!"

Crossfade to the friend group prepairing.

Rosemary: "Why is everybody dressed as cats?" is looking at the left side.

Sage: "No, everybody is dressed as octopuses." is looking at the right side.

Parsley: "Actually, they're two separate cults." looks at the poster what is saying: "Caraway's ways are the worst ways." and then at the other side: "Scaramara has a rude mascara."

They all look away.

-Time skip-

Snapdragon is walking through the festival. He is looking around, having horny thoughts. He sees a boy, named Cal. He comes to him and says: "Hi." Cal looks at him.

Cal asks: "Are you talking to me?" Snapdragon agrees. Cal: "Alright. Hi. What do you want?" Snapdragon walks a bit away and doubts for a while.

Snapdragon: "Hey so, I just had a thought." Cal looks suspensefully at him. "So you seem like a fine dude and I just had the urge to try out-" Cal understands his own. "So maybe do you-" asks Snapdragon.

Cal: "Heh, sure thing, lady~" says with a flirty voice.

Cal and Snapdragon kiss eachother at the lips, with closed eyes.

Snapdragon, thinking: "Heh, this sure is a thing, and I did it." He is smiling widely.

Snapdragon waits for a while, then slowly touches Cal's pants. Cal grins and fastly grabs Snapdragon, pushing him to the wall, making Snapdragon scared. Cal kisses him again, now more faster and takes his own pants off, making him being only in underwear.

Cal: "Like what you see?" asks.

Snapdragon confusingly smiles a bit.

Cal: "You can touch it if you want."

Snapdragon is looking at him and then away. Then he slowly touches his dick. He grabs it. Cal smiles more widely. Snapdragon is sensing his dick, he has the urge to try out more. He touches Cal's underwear and slowly takes it off. Cal gets excited. He is looking at Cal for a while and then he decides to suck his dick. That was weird for both of them. Snapdragon didn't like the salty flavour of his dick, neither did Cal like it wet.  So he didn't do that for the second time.

Cal: "You know, I heard that after a while, it can turn to a white thing and that tastes for much better."

Snapdragon, now with more masculine tone: "Thanks a lot. Cal notices that change and weirds out.

Cal, doubtly: "Hey, so now, you can take your own stuff off."

Snapdragon gets scared. "Oh, actually, I'm really not into being naked myself."

Cal feels more weird. "You know, that's not how it works. If we want to make out, we both need to be naked." says.

Snapdragon doubts, until he then decided to nake himself. Cal freaks out.

Cal: "Your body, your body is masculine, your chest is flat and you have a dick!?" is surprised. "Are you implying that- this all, I made with a boy!?" freaks out more.

Snapdragon: "No, no. That's not it. I just like a dick, okay? And I'm not a fan of breasts either. I mean, they're acceptable when they're clothed but naked, no, I can't stand that."

Cal: "I've never heard of that. But, why, why would you?" asks terrified.

Snapdragon, more calm: "I didn't remove them, I never had them in the first place."

Cal: "Eh, now what I meant. Why would you, a boy, want to kiss another boy?" gets a pause because Snapdragon doesn't answer. "I mean, when I daydream about a boy kissing a boy, I feel weird and I made everyone else in the daydream feel weirded out. You know, in the cartoon the girl kissed a boy and with a boy enemy, the boy kissed a boy in the daydream and everyone felt like that's not the right thing. You don't feel that, feel quilty, embarrassed, neither?" explains, terrified.

Snapdragon: "No, I just feel like I needed that today. I just had it on my mind. I- felt weird but never like that." gets a pause, switches to another, more cheerful tone of voice: "But you know what, I have more to say. Well uhh, you were asking something before. A boy kissing a boy, right? Uhh because when you look at me, I act neither as a boy or a girl, right?" asks.

Cal: "Well you act as both. Whatever. Bye." and leaves.

Snapdragon is feeling sad because he explained too much out of place.

-Crossfade to Olive-

Olive is transformed into a cat again. Goes to the students/cult members to distract them. It truly does work and the others happy cheer for the cat, saying: "That's the black cat!" and they pet her. The friend group doesn't notice that, except for the fact that there is now barely anyone here.

Sage: "Finally, a peaceful place."

Rosemary: "Atleast there aren't any long queues." with a slower voice.

They all walk around. Sage opens the list of things what to do. Sage wanted to find a source material for a project. But, Rosemary wanted to see the dancing lizards. Parsley adviced to just see the lizards and look at the source material at the same time and place.

Sage: "Well, that's exactly what I had on my mind, of course do both!" says in a confused tone of voice.

-Crossfade to the Triumvirates-

Mandrake: "See? This, this is when their personalities are clear to see."

Saltana is quietly looking at Mandrake.

"So, you can predict how they would act in certain situations." continues.

Saltana: "Well, that's great that you can use that for your own favour."

Mandrake: "Those shadow creatures aren't effective enough." thinks.

Saltana is looking confused. Mandrake still thinks about it.

Crossfade to Rosemary watching dancing lizards. Suddenly, the friend group turns around. They see people turned into stones.

Sage: "This doesn't look good."

Rosemary turns to the right and sees that Parsley and Thyme are turned into the stone too. Rosemary gets scared.

Sage: "Aww, don't worry, I'll look for the rest."

Rosemary is confused, then blinks and sees that the stones of Parsley and Thyme are gone. Sage is leaving, looking out for them. Rosemary doesn't feel good. Flashback to Lavender leaving. Rosemary gets out of the flashback.

  Suddenly, a strange person appears, what looks very much like her and says: "Hey." Rosemary turns around. A pause. The ground starts breaking. "I'm your...nemesis" says Dasmaria. Rosemary falls on the ground.

Rosemary: "What do you want from me?" Rosemary gets a sword.

Dasmaria: "I'm here to bring chaos you can't control."

Rosemary starts running and attack with a sword. Whenever she does, she misses. After a couple of times, Dasmaria starts to laugh.

Dasmaria: "What are you doing?" Rosemary misses. "You are so predictable."

Dasmaria goes to the other side of the place. Rosemary is standing here. Rosemary swings the sword but misses, misses every time. After it doesn't work, she gets a terrasphere and starts shooting with it. But each time she shoots, Dasmaria gets more and more powerful. So then after a while, Rosemary realizes that each time she attacks, it turns againts her. So, if she doesn't attack, the nemesis will kill itself. That's how it went. For Sage, Syga happened. After the nemesis is defeated, the people turned to stone go back to normal. They are happy. After that, Thyme resumes the attendance of the festival and goes to see their home. In there, they see a photo of themselves and their parents. Thyme gets sad and eventually leaves.

-Crossfade to Amaryllis and Snapdragon.-

Amaryllis: "Wow, so you came to him by yourself and after that, he realized that you are not a girl and then he freaked out?" asks

Snapdragon: "Yes, but you make it sound silly. After what we have done, only after that he realized."

Amaryllis: "And did he tell you why he didn't like it?"

Snapdragon: "Yes, he explained it, in a long monologue. I understand that he got scared because he is againts it but, it didn't feel right. He freaked out for nothing, for something he told himself."

-Time skip-

After the nemesis are defeated, the Triumvirate gave up for today and Olive leaved the students. After she walked away, she transformed into a human and used her terrasphere to teleport. It teleported next to the hgs friend group. She was watching them and then realized that Thyme is not here yet. So, Olive quickly transformed into a cat and ran to the next corner. It decided to call Mandrake. After a while, he picked up and asked how things are going according to it.

Olive: "I would have say not good before, but I got an another idea."

Mandrake: "That's great, explain it."

Olive: "I'm hoping no one will hear us."

Mandrake: "Make a bubble what mutes what you are saying to the public."

Olive: "Okay, but how?"

Mandrake: "With the terrasphere you have, you can cast a spell with a simple thought about what you want." explains.

Olive: "Wow! Atleast that's not too complicated."

Olive tries to cast a spell and succeeds. "Why don't we do this more often?" asks Olive.

Mandrake doesn't answer.

Olive: "So, the plan is this. You know how Rosemary was dead, right? Well I was a cat watching so I know that..."

Mandrake: "Alright, we spy people too."

Olive: "Yeah... Sage used the highly beloved Thyme's water to heal Rosemary. So if, I say I will kill Rosemary, then they couldn't bring her back because there is no more healing water anymore! Haha-" laughs

Mandrake: "Sounds threatening  but, it has its problems. What if those dumbasses realize that they can just duplicate the water?"

Olive: "I highly doubt that."

Mandrake continues: "... Or I got another idea. We already want to kill them all. So why only say that you will kill Rosemary?"

Olive: "Because we will maybe make them believe that we don't want to hurt anyone except for Rosemary and... that's it. I'll think of more."

Mandrake: "You mean poisoning? I'd rather kill Rosemary myself, not only in a lame way like you would. I would do it my way, you know which one."

Olive: "Ughhh yeah."

The end of episode.