Wendy Audition

[14:10] <wendy\_> hey, what do i do lmao?[14:10] <@DerpyandDawn> Hello[14:10] <@DerpyandDawn> This is the audition process for The Extreme Expedition[14:10] <@DerpyandDawn> Please tell me your name and who you are auditioning for.[14:11] <@DerpyandDawn> (Only one at a time)[14:12] <wendy\_> OstianWendy, Mary & Ellody[14:12] <@DerpyandDawn> Anyway, let's begin[14:12] <@DerpyandDawn> I will ask a couple of questions, none that should invade your privacy.[14:13] <@DerpyandDawn> 1. Do you have any problems with people of a different race, gender, religion, or sexuality?[14:14] <wendy\_> Nope, not at all[14:14] <@DerpyandDawn> 2. On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate you're grammar?[14:15] <wendy\_> around 9.[14:15] <@DerpyandDawn> 3. Would your characters be open to any relationships? Yes or no should suffice.[14:15] <wendy\_> No[14:15] <@DerpyandDawn> 4. How well will your attendance be if you do get the spot?[14:16] <wendy\_> Um, I have time zone and schedule issues but I should be ok. I'll notify when I might be busy/unavailable.[14:16] <@DerpyandDawn> Good answer.[14:16] <@DerpyandDawn> Next will be the roleplaying segment.[14:17] <@DerpyandDawn> Please make a opening confessional with the Geniuses.[14:18] <wendy\_> Ellody: Well, Mary and I are both extremely intelligent, I'll have you know. Certified geniuses in fact...[14:18] <wendy\_> Mary: And we may not have the best social or physical skills, but we're here to outwit and outsmart the others.[14:19] <wendy\_> Ellody: Shouldn't be too difficult. \*laughs and snorts\*[14:19] <wendy\_> Mary: Indeed. \*laughs\*[14:19] <wendy\_> ~end~[14:20] <@DerpyandDawn> Now we will get into team on team interaction.[14:20]
== DerpyandDawn has changed nick to Vegans[14:21] <@Vegans> (this will take place during the spice picking challenge in Morracco\*[14:21] <@Vegans> Laurie: \*at the same time as Ellody\* Cumin, Cinnamon, Paprika, Saffron and Ginger![14:23] <@Vegans> Laurie: Oh hi. That was surprisingly elementary.[14:23] <wendy\_> Ellody: Hmm, seems we're on the same page about this.[14:23] <wendy\_> Ellody: Thank you. \*snorts\* Natural instinct! And logic.[14:24] <@Vegans> Laurie: \*smiles\*[14:24] <@Vegans> Miles: Wait, we have to go to the next part of the challenge![14:25] <@Vegans> (Geniuses and Vegans reach the tip box\*[14:25] <@Vegans> Laurie: \*reading\* We have to... r-ride camels?[14:25] <@Vegans> Miles: \*gasps\* That is NOT ethical![14:26] <wendy\_> Ellody: Indeed we do. My physique isn't the greatest, so I'm not well suited to this kind of thing.[14:26] <wendy\_> Mary: We should help each other out on this particular endeavour. What do you say?[14:26] <@Vegans> Laurie: (CONF: Desserts are really hot, and I feel bad for our camel :[ we should launch a stop riding camels campaign!)[14:26] <@Vegans> Miles: (CONF: Hmm, like take hikes not humps!)[14:27] <@Vegans> Laurie: (CONF: ... Or maybe not ...)[14:27] <@Vegans> Laurie: \*grabs her camel by it's collar\* Oh well :[[14:27] <wendy\_> Mary: You can do it. Just imagine the camels you can save if you happen to win the money.[14:28] <@Vegans> Miles: \*to the Geniuses disgusted\* Take hikes! NOT humps![14:28] <wendy\_> Ellody: Seriously? Well, ok. We'll leave you guys to the camel mistreatment.[14:29] <wendy\_> Mary: (CONF) Oh, Ellody, you got them good. Your social skills are improving![14:29] <@Vegans> Miles: \*gasps\* Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?![14:29] <wendy\_> Ellody: (CONF) \*snorts\* My gratitude.[14:30] <@Vegans> Laurie: \*shrugs\* It's okay Miles, let's go. The goddess of karma will bite them in the butt sooner or later.[14:30] <@Vegans> Miles: \*nods\* We should name our camel Gregg![14:30] <wendy\_> Ellody: Karma? You believe in that? Oh dear, Mary. Maybe it's not such a good idea to ally with such people after all...[14:30] <wendy\_> Mary: Let's leave them until they actually decide to be logical![14:31] <@Vegans> Miles: \*turns back\* Ally? What is that... Whatever![14:31] <@Vegans> Laurie: Let's go. The vibes of them is making me feel nauseated...[14:31] <wendy\_> Ellody: Goodbye, until next time.[14:31] <@Vegans> Vegans: \*leave\*[14:31] <@Vegans> --END--[14:32] <@Vegans> Thanks for auditioning! Now please leave.[14:32]
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1. td-camp[14:36] <@DerpyandDawn> Hello[14:36] <@DerpyandDawn> This is the audition process for The Extreme Expedition[14:36] <@DerpyandDawn> Please tell me your name and who you are auditioning for.[14:36] <Wendy\_> Ostianwendy, Katie & Sadie[14:37] <@DerpyandDawn> I will ask a couple of questions, none that should invade your privacy.[14:37] <@DerpyandDawn> 1. Do you have any problems with people of a different race, gender, religion, or sexuality?[14:37] <@DerpyandDawn> 2. On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate you're grammar?[14:37] <@DerpyandDawn>  3. Would your characters be open to any relationships? Yes or no should suffice.[14:38] <Wendy\_> 1. No.[14:38] <Wendy\_> 2. 9[14:38] <Wendy\_> 3. Yeah[14:39] <@DerpyandDawn> Okay, sub-question, with who?[14:40] <Wendy\_> I don't really know; I'll wait and see. I could let Sadie/Katie get a crush on a character they interact a bit with and take it from there.[14:40] <@DerpyandDawn> Good answer.[14:40] <@DerpyandDawn> 4. How well will your attendance be if you do get the spot?[14:41] <Wendy\_> My schedule/timezone can cause issues. But I should be fine. I'll notify when I can't be there[14:41] <@DerpyandDawn> Next will be the roleplaying segment.[14:41] <@DerpyandDawn> Please make a opening confessional for your team, and please give your team a name (IE: Best Friends, Fashion Bloggers, etc.)[14:42] <Wendy\_> Katie: Eeee! I'm like, so excited to be on reality TV again![14:42] <Wendy\_> Sadie: Oh my gosh, me too! We're the BFFFFLs, if you didn't know, and we were TOTALLY robbed on TDI.[14:43] <Wendy\_> Katie: I know, right? I mean, you did so bad without me but when it was both of us we were amazing![14:43] <Wendy\_> Sadie: Wait, what?[14:43] <Wendy\_> Katie: Nothing![14:43] <Wendy\_> -End-[14:44] <@DerpyandDawn> Now we will get into team on team interaction.[14:44]

== DerpyandDawn has changed nick to Daters[14:45] <@Daters> Stephanie: \*arguing with Ryan on the plane\* Ugh! What is the MATTER with you? You totally are ignoring me... I HATE IT![14:45] <@Daters> Ryan: \*mocking\* Ugh what is the matter with you? I hate it![14:45] <@Daters> Stephanie: \*yelling\* STOP IT![14:46] <Wendy\_> Katie: \*looks at the Daters\* Wow... I'm glad we've never argued like that, Sadie![14:46] <Wendy\_> Sadie: Oh my gosh, it's because we love each other too much.[14:46] <@Daters> Stephanie: \*glares at Katie\* EXCUSE ME?[14:46] <Wendy\_> Katie: What, what did I say?[14:46] <@Daters> Stephanie: OUR RELATIONSHIP IS PERFECTLY HEALTHY![14:47] <@Daters> Stephanie: YOU TWO NEVER FIGHT CAUSE YOU ARE PRACTICALLY HAVE THE SAME BRAIN![14:47] <@Daters> Ryan: \*mocking\* You practically have the same brain![14:47] <Wendy\_> Sadie & Katie: Oh my gosh, EXCUSE ME?[14:47] <Wendy\_> Katie: We, like, have totally different brains.[14:47] <@Daters> Stephanie: No you don't![14:48] <Wendy\_> Sadie: Just because you have a pea for a brain doesn't mean you can make fun of us![14:48] <@Daters> Stephanie: \*gasps\* EXCUSE YOU?![14:48] <@Daters> Ryan: \*laughs\* Nice one![14:48] <Wendy\_> Katie: And we're like, mentally linked. It's true. Our friend told us.[14:48] <Wendy\_> Sadie: \*smiles at Ryan\*[14:48] <Wendy\_> (CONF) Sadie: Oh my gosh, Ryan is soooo dreamy![14:48] <Wendy\_> (CONF) Katie: I know, right? But I saw him first.[14:49] <Wendy\_> (CONF) Sadie: We can share him! Eeeee![14:49] <@Daters> Stephanie: (CONF: Why were you looking at them?)[14:49] <@Daters> Ryan: (CONF: Cause they were making fun of you?)[14:50] <@Daters> Stephanie: (CONF: Shut up! Who asked you?)[14:50] <@Daters> --END--[14:50] <@Daters> Okay[14:50]
== Daters has changed nick to DerpyandDawn[14:50] <@DerpyandDawn> Please leave, we will do your Vegans audition later. Thanks for auditioning![14:51] <Wendy\_> :) [15:27] <@DerpyandDawn> Hello
[15:27] <@DerpyandDawn> Tell me your name and who you are auditioning for.[15:29] <OstianWendy> OstianWendy, Laurie & Miles[15:29] <@DerpyandDawn> Okay.[15:29] <@DerpyandDawn> Will they be in a relationship?[15:29] <@DerpyandDawn> Yes or no should suffice.[15:29] <OstianWendy> Nah[15:30] <@DerpyandDawn> Okay[15:30] <@DerpyandDawn> Make a opening confessional for them please.[15:35] <OstianWendy> Laurie: I'm Laurie, a dedicated activist for all kinds of animals, plants and bacterium![15:35] <OstianWendy> Miles: We're officially members of nearly every conservation society in the world![15:36] <OstianWendy> Laurie: Miles here is a dedicated vegan, like me.[15:36] <OstianWendy> Miles: No ant is going to be mistreated under my watch.[15:36] <OstianWendy> --End--[15:37] <@DerpyandDawn> Okay.[15:37] <@DerpyandDawn> Next will be team on team interaction.[15:37] == DerpyandDawn has changed nick to BromanceBoys[15:37] <@BromanceBoys> Geoff: \*on the plane throwing pretzels\*[15:38] <@BromanceBoys> Brody: Woah dude! That's totally boss![15:38] <@BromanceBoys> (pretzels land in Laurie and Miles hair)[15:38] <OstianWendy> Laurie: Ugh! These had better be vegan pretzels.[15:39] <OstianWendy> Miles: And if it says that  no animals were harmed in the making of the packaging, then whatever. But if it doesn't...[15:40] <@BromanceBoys> Geoff: Ahw crap, dude! No more pretzels![15:40] <@BromanceBoys> Brody: Oh, I will go get it brocito! \*runs to go find pretzels\*[15:41] <OstianWendy> Miles: We'll buy you some vegan burritos when we can! :)[15:41] <@BromanceBoys> Brody: \*sees Laurie and Miles\* Woah dude! You guys have so many pork rind pretzels in your hair dudes! \*laughs\*[15:41] <OstianWendy> Miles: Wait... Pork rind![15:41] <OstianWendy> Laurie: \*faints\*[15:41] <OstianWendy> Miles: Oh... Laurie... She's distraught! Look what you've done. :([15:42] <@BromanceBoys> Geoff: \*walks to Brody\* Woah dude, cool it. They are like veterinarians or something![15:42] <@BromanceBoys> Brody: \*blank face\* ...[15:42] <OstianWendy> Miles: Vegans! >:([15:42] <@BromanceBoys> Geoff: They like, don't eat meat and stuff?[15:43] <@BromanceBoys> Brody: Oh! \*snorts\* Right. :P[15:43] <OstianWendy> Laurie: \*wakes\* Ahhh![15:43] <OstianWendy> Miles: It's ok Laurie![15:43] <OstianWendy> Laurie: But... Those poor pigs.[15:43] <OstianWendy> Miles: It may have been artificial pork or something. Don't worry[15:43] <@BromanceBoys> Brody: It's okay dudette![15:44] <OstianWendy> Laurie: If you say so.[15:44] <@BromanceBoys> Brody: It says it's like, not all natural and stuff![15:44] <OstianWendy> Miles: But some of it is?[15:44] <@BromanceBoys> Brody: Oh sorry. All of it is. Sorry I bro'd that up \*laughs\*[15:45] <OstianWendy> Miles: D:[15:46] <OstianWendy> Laurie: Seriously?!?! Have you ever considered how many animals they kill for this kind of stuff>[15:46] <OstianWendy> ?\*[15:47] <@BromanceBoys> Brody: :/ What kind of stuff?[15:47] <@BromanceBoys> Geoff: Like pigs dude.[15:48] <@BromanceBoys> Brody: OHH! I see. \*laughs\* Pigs are fun.[15:49] <OstianWendy> Laurie: And they shouldn't be killed for food[15:49] <OstianWendy> Miles: I hope you guys learned a lesson... :([15:49] <@BromanceBoys> Geoff: \*sees a bird hit the window\*[15:49] <@BromanceBoys> Brody: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I HAVE FEAR!!!![15:49] <@BromanceBoys> --END--