Don't Mine Me/Transcript

P king: Don’t get too excited Ry! You might not live another day!

Ryona: Shut up you gold, stolen, idiotic, non-funny, ratiod, look like mr. clean, moron.

PB: You guys can argue later because it’s time for the elimination!

Ryona: Wait first we need to get Simplistic, Stretch, Memefolder, RJ, and SCI!

PB: \*looks at ryona menacingly\*

Ryona: \*Turns into coke\*

PB: Alright let's get this over with.

### Elimination

PB: You people failed at throwing snowballs. How are you this bad at life?

SCI: Oh come on man have a little sympathy

PB: Did I stutter?

PB: You can get this cookie

RJ: COOKIE! YES! I NEED THIS!

PB: Well, anyways, Simplistic and Stretch are the first 2 safe with 0 votes respectively!

Stretch and Simplistic: \*catch\*

#### Final 4

Stretch: Cookie with tea? My kind of thing baby!

Simplistic: \*eats\* tastes raw

PB: The next one safe is Memefolder with 2 votes from the 19 we got.

Memefolder: It’s funny cuz I voted myself. God I’m such an idio-

PB: It’s down to Ms. Taeyai, Plague Doctor, and Moron, who’s gonna get killed?

RJ: I’m not a moron

SCI: Yes you are now shut up.

PB: Surprisingly, escaping the bottom 3 is Ryona with 4 votes!

Ryona: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY SURPRISING?! \*Catches cookie\* ooh epic \*eats in like what, 1 second??\*

#### Final 2

PB: And the person leaving Coke Clash first is…

Boss: WAIT!

PB: Why the hell are you interrupting our elimination!

#### Boss Quits

Boss: I just wanna say.. I quit.

Everyone: WHAT?!

PB: We were just getting to THE CINEMATIC PART!

Boss: Well, too bad, now excuse me I have to go home. [Rides helicopter home]

[TV shows votes]

#### Intermission

PB: Anyways SCI WAS ORIGINALLY eliminated but APPARENTLY I can’t ELIMINATE HIM

RJ: Thank goodness!! I can- chokes on cookie

SCI: Woaahh. Noname. I hate you [shows comment and catches cookie]

Noname: HEY!

### Post-Elimination

P king: I’m kinda thirsty because this arby’s fries didn’t come with a drink!

RJ: These fries are dryer than Space’s brain

Space: HEY!

PB: Don’t worry you all get a drink! \*tosses drinks\*

[Everybody woohs]

[Ryona fails on catching the drink and gets destroyed bc of the glass]

PB: bru

Rail: Hey these drinks taste a bit weird…

Shifty: I can see why.

Mystic: Yeah… What did you put in these?

PB: Oh just some sleeping powder

[Everyone falls and blacks out] - Scene 5

### Minecraf

Alis: Wooaaaahhhh are we in… minecraft?

Noname: No.

Phoenix: Polar Bear poisoned us!

[PB appears on tv screen]

PB: im a polar bear

Space: PB GET US OUT OF THIS CAVE!

PB: no. Instead, you guys will have to find diamonds, once you find the diamonds, you must find the exit point.

Stretch: Where’s the exit point?

PB: Your mom LOOO-

Bunnie: I am going to stab you.

PB: Ok jeez, uhhh also I’m bored so I introduce to you…

Zinc: AAAAAAAHHHHH! [boom]

#### Zinc

PB: Zinc.

[Intro rolls]

Zinc: Why am I here?

PB: Do you want a giant coke?

Zinc: HELL YEAH I DO!

PB: Ok.

…

PB: WELL WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR GOOO!!

### Challenge Start

J king: What? How come these dumb diamonds dig deep down in this dughole! Diphenhydramine!

Alis: Who wants to work with me?

[Everyone leaves]

Alis: OH COME ON!

Meme: I sense diamonds around this area [starts beeping rapidly]

Ryona: I can find diamonds for you, but it’ll cost.

Phoenix: uhh… I’ll give you this 120 crayon color box.

Ryona: HUUHHHHH. Does it have razzmatazz?

Phoenix: yes

Ryona: Does it have Periwinkle

Phoenix: Yes

Ryona: DOES IT HAVE Eric Carle Caterpillar Green?

Phoenix: Yes

Ryona: DEAL!

[Starts mining rapidly]

Ryona: YES! Can I get the crayons now?

Phoenix: Yes. [swip swap]

PB: Phoenix is safe!

SCI: So, Zake

Zinc: Zinc.

SCI: Yeah, Zak

Zinc: Zinc.

SCI: Why are you here anyways?

Stretch: Yeah, also you look dumb.

Zinc: Oh I have no idea. Last time I was in a show I was in battle for artsy.

Stretch: What's battle for artsy?

Zinc: Some stupid show with stupid characters.

SCI: Guys look! A vein of diamonds!

[Zinc rushes to the diamonds and mines 2]

Zinc: SCI is at least nice to me [tosses a diamond to SCI]

PB: SCI AND ZINC ARE SAFE! That means that there are 3 safe spots left!

[They disappear]

Stretch: AA [falls and shatters]

Bunnie: NOO!! PB! BRING HIM BACK!

PB: Sorry, but, no.

Bunnie: PB YOU DUMB-

Shifty: Do we have a plan?

RJ: No. I am the king of no plans.

Shifty: You know what, I’m just gonna go.

RJ: Suit yourself.

[Shifty runs off]

Shifty: Dumb RJ trying to have no plan I ha- [falls down a cave hole] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Shifty: Ugh! This place is dark. I have no light-

Ryona: Light? [Turns on]

Shifty: Side! What are you doing here?

Ryona: I got carried away with these crayon colors and I ended up here.

Shifty: Wait. Crayon colors?

…

[Start arguing] - 10

Alis: If nobody wants to work with me I'm gonna work by myself. I can do that!

[Breaks a block and is blasted by lava]

Rail: Find a diamond? I can do that.

Mystic: It’s not that easy

Space: Yeah right. Come, look.

[Looks at a stone block and mines it]

Space: Boom, diamonds- aaand there’s no diamonds.

[Rumble Rumble]

Space: OH SHOOT STALAGMITES!

Rail: What? [Gets squished by stalagmite]

Space: WE HAVE TO GO! GET IN ME!

Mystic: In you?

Space: Just get in.

Noname: My fragile screen can’t handle this!

Bunnie: [Sees stalagmite right over her head and brings Noname to the stalagmite]

[Noname gets impaled]

Noname: ERROR 2139-0006 : PLEASE CALL SUPPORT [Shuts off]

Simplistic: Stalagmites?! [Gets impaled] Gosh choosing this object actually was such a mistake.

Ryona: Come on memephoner!

Meme: Memephoner?

Ryona: We have to help Simplistic!

Meme: Yeah ok whatever.

P king: TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE! THERE'S LAAVVAA??? [Blasted]

Jacobb: How will I ever get diamonds now! [standing on rock]

#### RIP Chef pee pee

[Chef Pee Pee drops]

Jacobb: CHEF PEE PEE NOOO!!

[Chef Pee Pee does the terminator reference while tossing diamonds]

Jacobb: CHEF PEE PEE!! [Starts crying]

PB: And Jacobb is sa-

Jacobb: SHUT THE HELL UP CAN'T YOU SEE I'M SAD NOOOOO-

J king: Damn it! What do I do! [Sees diamonds] Ahh!!

Space: J KING! I GOT YOU! [Yeets J king to the diamonds while jumping off cliff]

Space: EJECT!

[Mystic ejects and catches the cliff]

#### Space dies

Mystic and J king: SPACE!!

Space: Space out! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [melts]

Mystic: J king mine it! I can’t hold this position for much longer!

[J king mines]

PB: J KING IS THE SECOND TO LAST SAFE!! WHO IS GOING TO TAKE HOME THE DUB

[Does the cool II thing with Bunnie, Meme, Mystic, RJ, Ryona, and Shifty]

#### Shifty dies

Shifty: Where’s that diamond…

Bunnie: Dead, like you-

Shifty: Dead?

[Bunnie slices Shifty into 2] - 15

\*Meme and Mystic notice the diamond at the same time\*

Mystic: I’m going to kill you.

Meme: Fight me.

#### Fight of the century

{GAME ON}

Mystic: Damn it

Meme: N-NOO!! OF COURSE- T-THE WOR-ST PART ABOUT BEING A NOKIA!!

Mystic: No wonder you died off [Mines the diamond]

PB: AND MYSTIC IS THE FINAL ONE SAFE

Meme: NOOOOOOOOOO!

### Who is UFE

[Switch back to the upper lands] -

PB: Phoenix, Zinc, SCI, Jacobb, J king, and Mystic. You guys are the winners of today's challenge! You guys may choose who you would like to put UFE

Phoenix: Well I mea-

Zinc: Stretch.

Stretch: WH- HEY MAN!

Zinc: Rival, haha!

SCI: Noname. He hates me and he will pay.

RJ: He’s still fixing.

Phoenix: I uhh I don-

J king: P king-

Mystic: Yeah P king.

Phoenix: I don’t know this i uhhh-

Mystic: Shifty, because last time she tried to demolish me.

Jacobb: Rail.

Phoenix: Uhhhh ALIS

Alis: WHAT?

Phoenix: Yeah sorry man.

Alis: This’ll be interesting.

### The UFE's

PB: VOTE IN THE FORM BELOW ON WHO DESERVES THE DEATH PENALTY! VOTING ENDS IN 72 HOURS, SEE YOU IN COKE CLASH 3! - Scene 18

[Creditations roll]

### Post Credits

Phoenix: You guys wanna get some arby’s?

Meme and Ryona: YEAH!

Phoenix: Get in my car!

Phoenix: [starts singing a thousand miles then falls down a hill] - 19