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Janice Voland

Janice Voland is a supporting character in North Park and is the mother of Jerry.

## Background

Single mother of one, Janice Voland works hard to keep her son in line while also hoping to make it big one day in the world of poetry.

## Appearance

Janice is an adult woman of average build with medium length blonde hair. She wears a purple and cyan blouse and blue pants.

## Personality

Janice is sweet, caring and coddling, everything a mother should be. She loves her son very much and would do anything to make him happy and comfortable, but their interests are so far art, that she has to make the extra effort. Janice loves reading, writing and blogging/reading blogs. She runs a poetry blog herself that she posts her work on, hoping to find a publisher who can make her famous. She likes the sweet simple homelife she has, but dreams of something more for her future. She can get quite annoyed at her son's attitude, but punishing him isn't easy for her.

## Family

#### Jerry

Jerry is her only son and she loves him to death. She may share nothing in common with him, but she always makes it an effort to include him in her activities, even despite his protests and general standoffishness. The Voland household can feel like a prison for both of them sometimes, but damned if they don't somehow make it work.

#### Husband

Janice married a pilot, who we know little about. Together they had Jerry, but some time after he mysteriously disappeared. Janice could only assume he ran away from his responsibilities or died, and now has to do her best to raise Jerry as a single mother. She tries to avoid conversation about her husband too much as it's still a touchy subject for her.

## Relationships

#### Chaz

Chaz is very open about his interest in Ms. Voland, very much playing the innocent little kid act to appeal to her sympathetic side. Janice likes him well enough, but is too weird out by his advances to give him anything other than a few hugs. The free gifts are nice, so she's always happy to see him whenever he comes by.

#### Chuck

Janice's love life hasn't been the most active, just barely getting off the ground. Being a single mom is about as bad as it gets, but she does have preferences, namely a certain Mayor of this quaint little town. Mayor Chuck makes Janice tremble with excitement.

## Powers and abilities

#### Routine

Janice can go shopping, clean the house, take Jerry to school and prepare breakfast, lunch and dinner in under an hour. She has a routine and she's gonna stick to it.
Alita Capek

Alita Capek is a minor supporting character in North Park and artificial parent of Asimov.

## Alita Capek

### Relatives

Galatea Capek (wife)
Asimov (son)
Asimov-2 (estranged son)

## Background

Originally a android meant to service visiting dignitaries for the government, Alita was repurposed for the North Park Observation Mission to serve as cover for Asimov, acting as one of his mothers.

## Appearance

Alita is almost always frowning. Wears a wedding ring on a necklace, implying she was divorced in the past. She also has black eyes similar in design to her "Son" Asimov. She has light brown skin, brown hair and wears a red shirt and jeans.

## Personality

Alita was programmed to be the "Bitchy" Mom, hounding people and yelling at them when they point out anything about Asimov's obvious Robotic nature.

Alita is also programmed to love Asimov, but to be more stern about it than her wife

## Family

Alita has a Wife, Galatea, Her son, Asimov, and was reprogrammed to recognize Mac Tonight as her Ex-Husband and Asimov-2 as her other son by Asimov

#### Galatea Capek

Alita loves her Wife, and much like with questions regarding her son, will become mean and belligerent to anyone who questions their relationship

#### Asimov

Alita is the Stern but loving Mother of Asimov, pushing him to be his best self

#### Asimov-2

Alita will often embarrass Asimov-2 by undercutting his attempts to murder people, often dragging him off by his ear and giving him a stern talking to

#### Maria Gurlukovich

Despite playing the part of Maria's "Sister" the cyborg will often engage Alita and Galatea's "Service Mode" when she's feeling lonely.

## Relationships

#### Mac Tonight

Alita has no fondness for her Ex-Husband, often stating that "He knows what he did" When asked why.

## Powers and abilities

#### Robot Power

Alita is stronger, faster, and smarter than most humans. Though she does lack Sapience.
Brett Matherson

Brett Matherson AKA "Turtle Fucker" is a minor antagonist and member of the Colorado Fucker's Society.

## Background

Brett Matherson was an ordinary boy with an ordinary life. He was well behaved, got good grades in school, and generally had a promising but unremarkable future ahead of him. However one faithful day, his life changed forever. He was watching Animal documentaries on TV, and on came a segment about the mating habits of Giant Tortoises. What he saw on screen made him feel things he'd never felt before, and ever since he has had the cursed label of "Turtle Fucker" Hanging over him.

Brett joined the Fucker's society not out of enthusiasm, but rather so they'd stop sending him letters addressed to "Turtle Fucker". He also figured that being in a secret society would mean that his identity as a Turtle Fucker would also remain a secret, but that's not really the case.

## Appearance

Brett is a very normal unassuming looking boy with curly hair, a white collared shirt tucked into a black leather belt with brown pants and black shoes, with a red tie around his neck completing the outfit.

## Personality

Brett is cautious and paranoid about anyone finding out he is a Turtle Fucker, especially as he claims he has no desire to fuck turtles and that nickname is inaccurate. He stresses that it was only that one time he felt weird watching the tortoise documentary and that it has no bearing on his overall sexuality. Brett just wants to live an ordinary life where no one thinks he is some degenerate reptile molester, but unfortunately for him can never seem to really escape the name.

## Family

#### Parents

Brett's Parents are adequately proud of Brett's academic achievements, and are very glad they don't have a son who wants to do something gross, like fuck turtles for example. Brett wants to keep things that way and not let them find out that people call him Turtle Fucker.

## Relationships

#### Fucker's society

Brett doesn't like being in the society, and regrets joining. But if he ever leaves or disobeys orders, they promise they will reveal to all his friends, family and peers his "true" nature as a turtle fucker. So Brett reluctantly stays in the group, hoping no one sees him and connects the dots. Whenever they introduce him as Turtle Fucker he is quick to explain how he doesn't actually want to fuck turtles, and that his real name is Brett.

#### The people of North Park

The good people of North Park showed solidarity for Cripple Fucker in having a weird paraphilia, saying that it's okay to have weird specific fetishes like that as long as you don't hurt anybody in the process. They did however make an exception for fucking turtles, which they all unanimously agreed was a fucking disgusting thing to do, and all chastised Brett for it. Using verbal and physical assault they chased Brett away for being an irredeemable creep who wants to abuse innocent turtles and tortoises, which made Brett break down in tears.

## Powers and abilities

#### Nothing

He's just Brett Matherson, perfectly mundane and unassuming if not for his secret identity.
Honoka Yang

Honoka Yang is a minor supporting character and wife of Li Yang.

## Background

Li's wife who stayed back in their home country of Japan, who doesn't currently live in North Park. She cannot yet visit or come to live with Li as they are having issues with the Yakuza. Li accidentally killed a member and had to flee the country, and if Honoka and their son went to visit the Yakuza would track them to Li's location. Li likes to send her letters though, with Honoka destroying all evidence of the return billing address.

## Appearance

Honoka is a shorter-than-avarage woman with older facial features and black hair. She typically wears traditional, unremarkable, white Japanese house clothes and keeps herself tidy and kempt.

## Personality

Honoka is an outwardly sweet, traditional and kindly woman who likes to make treats and sweets for local children. Most people wouldn't believe that she'd ever hurt a fly, but those who know her well know that she's not to be messed with as she has a surprising amount of raw strength, being able to pull her delinquent son back into line if he needs to be.

## Family

#### Li Yang

Li Yang was always a strange one in Japan, considering his parents giving him a chinese name, and the fact he lost both his legs and one of his eyes in his various dangerous fishing attempts. Because of this he was generally rejected by most women for being an insane freak, especially as most of these women couldn't keep up with his lifestyle. That's when he met Honoka. Honoka was the only one who could actually keep up with him, and took care of him when he'd get hurt. The two of them fell in love and got married.

#### Yashu Yang

Yashu Yang is Honoka's delinquent troublemaker son. She loves him and dotes on him a lot, but also needs to act tough and strict when he needs to be put in his place. She often has to take care of him like she did her husband, not because he goes on dangerous fishing and survival trips, but because he gets into a lot of fights with other delinquents and gang members.

## Relationships

#### Hui-Feng Peng

Honoka and Hui-Feng don't have the best relationship, there is negative tension between them because of the poor relationship between China and Japan.

#### Heather McGarden

Honoka is very critical of Heather and her parenting skills, catching Heather's ire.

## Powers and abilities

#### Cooking

Honoka is very good at cooking and making delicious Japanese treats.

#### Strength

Honoka is actually really strong for her size, and terrifying in bed.
Charles

Charles is a supporting character in North Park. He is a 4th grade student at North Park Elementary and is of Canadian descent.

## Background

Charles is a student whose family moved to North Park from his birth place of Toronto, Canada, and has had a relatively difficult time adjusting to the hotter climate. He has managed to find himself a place within the friend groups at North Park Elementary despite his shy personality. He is trilingual, being able to speak English, Canadian and French which impresses some of his fellow students. He tends to be fairly popular with girls who find him cute, although his own awkwardness makes him rarely able to make a move on any relationship potential presented to him.

## Appearance

Charles is a Canadian, and therefore has the typical features of a Canadian such as the flapping head and small dot eyes. He wears a blue coat with beige fur trimming, brown pants and black boots with white fur trim. He has his brown hair neatly parted in the middle. He is also noticeably taller than the other students, a trait not uncommon for Canadians his age.

## Personality

Charles is a very shy and awkward young man who often finds himself stumbling over words or flustered, especially when around girls. He often struggles to express how he feels without whimpering or sounding pathetic, but despite this at his core is a genuinely friendly individual which allows him to make friends. His timid and pushover personality does make him an easy target for jokes and banter from his friends, which he will often respond to with an awkward attempt at bantering back. He tends to be overly apologetic, saying "Sorry" a lot to the point he can annoy people, and frequently introducing himself in an almost rehearsed routine that brings attention to his awkwardness.

## Family

Not much is known about Charles' parents outside of the fact they are immigrants from Canada. Despite coming from Toronto, it is likely that at least one of Charles' parents came from somewhere like Quebec, as Charles himself is a French speaking Canadian, so at least one of his parents must also be.

## Powers and abilities

#### Trilingual

Charles can speak English, Canadian and French.

## Gallery

Potential adult design is dubiously canonCharles' costume for the Space RP.Original drawing censored for Fandom terms and service.Charles being upstaged in the background.Original drawing censored for Fandom terms and service.Charles as a kindergartener.Don't ask.Charles' costume for the fantasy game.
Stan the Weed Man

Stan the Weed Man is a minor supporting character in North Park and public menace.

## Background

Stan the Weed Man is a weed dealer who travels around town in his old busted up van from the 1970s, and is mentally trapped in that time period as well not being aware that weed's been legalized in Colorado. Because of this he assumes his weed dealing is still illegal so tries to do it discreetly.

## Appearance

Stan is an overweight man wearing baggy blue pants, a green vest and flip flop sandals. He has a brown afro and moustache with a dark teal headband.

## Personality

Stan is very laid back and comes across as high most of the time. He can often act inappropriately due to a combination of his frequent marijuana smoking and his mindset trapped in the 70s.

## Family

Stan's current family are unknown, but it is generally assumed that "The Weed Man" is not his actual surname.

## Relationships

#### Weedo 9000

Stan often sells weed to Weedo, who is his most frequent customer. The two often work together to obtain and sell weed, or even just to hang out smoking together.

## Powers and abilities

#### Weed dealing

Stan knows how to get the good stuff and sells it at an affordable price.
Fitzroy

Fitzroy is a minor supporting character and student at North Park elementary.

## Background

Fitzroy is a young autistic boy who is significantly deaf. He is a social outcast among the majority of the students due to his lack of communication skills so finds himself spending time with the other SPED students, usually being bossed around by Rulf Brükmalleg as a member of the Cripple Army.

## Appearance

Fitzroy wears a dark blue French foreign legion/havelock style hat, and a dark blue vest with a white collar over a brown shirt and pants. He also wears black boots and is often seen wearing a waist bag.

## Personality

Fitzroy is shy and awkward, struggling to communicate with most of his peers who aren't interested in learning sign language for his sake. When he encounters someone who he has an easier time communicating with he finds himself a lot happier and tends to latch onto them. Fitzroy shows a lot of enthusiasm and loyalty to those who choose to include him in activities, such as following Rulf's orders.

Fitzroy loves to walk around and collect random things he finds, and keeps them in his waist bag. He sometimes will attempt to bond with people by showing them the items he has collected, which to him are really interesting but to everyone else is random junk. Fitzroy mostly stays quiet, but when he does talk he doesn't really know how to use his voice and will sometimes speak too loud or too quiet, and often mispronounces things.

## Family

#### Parents

Fitzroy's parents do their best to raise an autistic, deaf child.

#### Uncle

Fitzroy's uncle owns a military antiques and paraphernalia store, which Fitzroy enjoyed visiting as a child and started his interest in playing soldier. His uncle sometimes lets him borrow old weapons and gear that Fitzroy brings to help out Rulf and his army.

## Relationships

#### Rulf Brükmalleg

Fitzroy follow's Rulf's orders with enthusiasm and loyalty, as the cripple army is one of the few groups that allow Fitzroy to participate. Rulf will often put a lot of burden on Fitzroy, and even sometimes puts him in danger. But Fitzroy always follows these orders, often greeting Rulf with an awkward salute.

#### Mute

Fitzroy likes Mute as the only other student at the school who speaks sign language. He sometimes hovers around her thinking they have something in common.

## Powers and abilities

#### Loyalty

Fitzroy's loyalty allows him to somehow survive situations he otherwise shouldn't.

## Gallery

Future adult design for FitzroyFitzroy's costume for the Fantasy game.Fitzroy's pirate costume.
Shintaku Myst

**Shintaku Myst** is the leader of Shintakujeko Clan/Group. He's the Main Antagonist of this wiki. He kills the people that hate him, but he hasn't killed his brother yet. His brother is still better and can never be close to his level. **Shintaku Myst** has defeated 17 people and wants to kill everyone in the Raimystjeko Clan/Group. He only saved Takahiro Inoue for more members against the **Raimystjeko Clan/Group**. He doesn't consider him his best friend because he's weak due to not beating Shinrai Alkaza (His father) and not knowing that **Raimystjeko** Techniques don't work on Raitaku Eye Holders. Wants to do with **Takahiro Inoue** is to use him as bait for the **Raimystjeko Clan/Group**. He also used **Takahiro Inoue** to give him magic called Jongalejeko. This now means he unlocked a new technique. He also knew that **Shintakujeko Members** could use **invisibility** because their magic color is purple therefore he trained them hard to learn the technique called **Invisibility**.

## Techniques

**Shintakujeko** Beam, **Shintakujeko** Spikes, Invisibility.

## Mastered Techniques

**Shintakujeko** Beam, **Shintakujeko** Spikes, Invisibility.
North Park (town)

North Park Colorado is a town located just north of South Park and is the center of The North Park Creations universe.

## Trivia

* North Park Funland is actually in the South Park TV show appearing on episode 6 season 5 Cartmanland.
* In season 2 episode 8, A newspaper was shown with the caption "North Park Boy Loses Hand in Firecracker accident

## References

* https://www.southparkstudios.com/wiki/Cartmanland
* https://www.southparkstudios.com/wiki/Summer\_Sucks
Mr. Piggleston

Mr. Schwein Piggleston is a minor supporting character in North Park, where he works as an ice cream man.

## Background

Schwein was actually born in Germany, to a farmer father and a seamstress mother, he fell in love with Ice Cream at a young age and was somewhat successful as an Ice Cream maker until a little girl made up a horrible lie about him when he was unable to supply her with Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream, giving him a lifelong hatred of the Ice Cream for getting him run out of his home town.

From there Schwein would end up traveling the world, only for his odd behavior and obsession with Ice Cream to continually lead to him being ran out of any town he settled in until he wound up in North Park.

## Appearance

Schwein is a portly fellow with a grandfatherly appearance, curly eyebrows, a green mustache and beard of the same color dotted with sprinkles.

He wears a little ice cream cone like a hat and dresses like a stereotypical Ice Cream man.

## Personality

Schwein is a quiet individual when talking about anything other than ice cream and his ice cream sculptures, when talking about his passion he becomes jovial and bombastic.

Schwein is just a sweet old man that wants to share his love with the world, in spite of the negative assumptions most adults make about him.

## Family

Schwein has no living family outside of his wife.

## Relationships

#### Wife

Schwein has a Wife, but no one has ever seen her except for Bobby Norman.

#### Bobby Norman

one of Bobby's many jobs is sweeping the floors and sometimes running the register at the Piggleston Ice Cream Parlor, with the two getting along quite well, Bobby is one of the few people to have ever entered the Piggleston home.

#### Max

Max is the only person that Schwein cannot create an accurate Ice Cream cone of, much to his annoyance.

#### Les Fantasma

Is banned from the Parlor because the cold temperature inside always leads to her being frozen solid thanks to her constantly non-dry state.

#### Heather McGarden

Heather is one of the adults that most truly believes that Schwein is some kind of criminal or pervert.

## Powers and abilities

#### Total cold immunity

Schwein is flat out not affected by the cold thanks to a mix of his portly nature and a lot of training in the art of Ice Cream sculpture, the man likes to sunbathe when he's not running his store or driving his Ice Cream Truck and uses this to do it even in winter

#### Ice Cream Sculptor

Schwein makes beautiful sculptures out of Ice Cream, and nothing makes him happier than people enjoying them once they're finished.

#### Personal Cones

Schwein can make a ice cream cones that look like his customers with shocking accuracy, with flavors and toppings that match their personality. Though these are somewhat based on what he thinks of the person.
Father Goodfellow

Reverend Father Paul Goodfellow is a supporting character in North Park and Catholic priest of the North Park Church.

## Background

Father Goodfellow is the current priest of the North Park Church, and is noticeably younger than expected of most priests in his position. He often is seen trying to increase church attendance and support with new gimmicks in an attempt to see trendy, such as church board game and trivia nights, as well as various charity events.

## Appearance

Father Goodfellow is a young man of average build, with short light brown hair parted slightly to the right, and noticeable sideburns that go down to just below the ear. He wears light grey rimmed glasses, and is often seen wearing grey pants, a black shirt with a white roman collar.

## Personality

Father Goodfellow is very enthusiastic and optimistic. He is a devout Christian man who wholly believes in the Bible and it's powers to save lives. He has an interest in studying scripture, including dabbling in study of other religious scriptures besides his own. He also a self identified nerd, who is very into various aspects of nerd culture, such as movies, comics, games, books, and anything in the sci fi and fantasy genres. He will often attempt to appeal to church goers, especially to a younger audience by drawing comparisons between aspects of the Bible and things from nerd/pop culture. He can be heard quoting both the Bible and Star Wars in the same sentence during his many sermons at the North Park Church.

## Family

Not much is known of his family, however he is sworn to celibacy as a priest and therefore has no plans to marry.

## Relationships

#### Jeremy Friedman

Father Goodfellow, despite being of a different faith to him, is very good friends with Jeremy Friedman. Both being young devotees of their respective religions, they find themselves sharing similar interests and passions, and value unity between peoples of different faiths.

## Powers and abilities

#### Religious knowledge

Father Goodfellow has expansive knowledge of biblical canon and scripture, including some information about other religions besides christianity.

#### Nerd knowledge

Father Goodfellow also has expansive knowledge of various nerd and pop culture topics, and is very good at nerd trivia.

#### The power of God

Father Goodfellow has the blessings of God on his side.
Raitaku Eyes

* ERE
* LRE

## **Raitaku Eyes (*Otherwise known as RE)***

**Raitaku Eyes** are a Rare Eye Type and allows a user to use **Anti-Void Magic** and **Void Magic**. (**Anti-Void Clan, Void Clan.)** And make the user have Void Forms and Anti-Void Forms.

There are 2 different **Raitaku Eyes**. **Endless** **Raitaku Eyes** ***(ERE)*** and **Limited Raitaku Eyes** ***(LRE)***. The **ERE** grants 300 Stamina. And **LRE** grants 150 **Stamina**.

The **Limited Raitaku Eye** has One Up Pupils Colored depending on what color their eyes are.

The **Raitaku Eyes** allow it to give Eyes to its family and relatives. This can be useful in battle as it can change their magic easily. Although it takes 100 **Stamina**. The person that you will give it to must be very talented as handling 2 kinds of clan magic is considered skillful.

People unlock **Endless Raitaku Eyes** when their friends try to kill them, and people unlock **Limited Raitaku Eyes** when in near death battles.

**Raitaku Eye Holders** have an ability to block techniques made for them and **Raimystjeko** Techniques. For example: **Raitakujeko** Beam, blocked the technique.

There are 2 people that own **ERE**.

1. **Raitoningu Myst (Protagonist of Wiki)**
2. Shinrai Alkaza

And there is one person who unlocked **LRE** during battle **Takahiro Inoue**.

(In English Raitaku (来宅 - らいたく ) means Easy and Come home.)
Dizzy

Dizzy is a supporting character in North Park and a 4th grade student at North Park Elementary.

## Dizzy

### Relatives

Maxim (father)
Natasha (mother)

## Background

A small, effeminate and clueless boy with Down's Syndrome. Is usually seen hanging out with Rulf Brükmalleg as a member of his "cripple army".

## Appearance

Dizzy is shorter than most kids his age, chubby and has squinted, downturned eyes and cute rosey cheeks. He wears girly clothes in shades of soft pastels, and occasionally drags along a tattered old plush toy of indiscernible species. Dizzy is noted to be very soft and squishy.

## Personality

Dizzy is best described as innocent, albeit not harmless. Despite his airheaded nature, he tends to get carried away with games and roleplay, usually opting for positions of power.

He has a habit of threatening and even assaulting people while maintaining his cheerful demeanor- it's unclear whether he truly has nefarious intent and is perhaps more capable and dangerous than he looks, or is simply an over-excitable tard who can't control himself.

## Family

#### Maxim and Natasha

Not much is known about his parents. They are good, gentle Christian folk who let their son do just about anything, excusing most of his behavior with the notion that "It's ok, he has down syndrome", this extends to actions that have nothing to do with his condition and traits they simply cannot explain. According to their names, his family is presumably Slavic.

## Relationships

#### Rulf Brükmalleg

Dizzy serves as a sort of right hand man for Rulf, on account of his actual right hand being out of commission. He is more than happy to serve Rulf and do his bidding, as long as he gets a slice of the authority that comes along with it.

#### Dorothy McDougall

Dizzy is one of Dorothy's best friends. Previously serving as a bodyguard of sorts for her along with Rulf, the two stayed friends after Dorothy discontinued their services. They share a mutual interest in cute and girly things, and Dizzy's cheery and squishy nature makes him the perfect stress toy.

## Powers and abilities

#### Elastic

Go ahead, punt him, he will bounce right back.

## Trivia

Despite his appearance, Dizzy is very much heterosexual, and mildly homophobic.

## Gallery

Adult Dizzy design.Dizzy as a kindergartener.Original drawing censored for Fandom terms and service.Dizzy's sleepwear.Dizzy's swimwear and formalwear.Dizzy T20 01.pngDizzy's costume for the fantasy game.Dizzy's pirate costume.
Ernest Vandermark

Ernest Vandermark is a minor supporting character in North Park and father of Lydia and Linus.

## Ernest Vandermark

### Relatives

Myrtle Vandermark (wife)
Lydia (daughter)
Linus (son)

## Background

Ernest is the husband of Myrtle and the only anchor holding her from having a nervous breakdown. He does his best to manage all the weirdness in his family as he sits in his chair and reads the paper. He can often find himself as the straight man in many bizarre scenarios he stumbles into.

## Appearance

Ernest is a tall man with brown hair and a moustache. He usually wears a white collar shirt with a red sweater.

## Personality

Ernest comes across as very matter of fact, but takes weirdness in stride. Whether he's on the phone to the principal about his daughter getting in another fight, or trying to read while his son blasts loud music upstairs he'll tell himself "eh, just another day in the Vandermark household". This carries over to how he interacts with others around town as well, they can tell him a weird situation and he'll accept that it's the case and help how he can, which can sometimes lead to him ending up in really weird situations he wonders if he should even be in. He has an aura of authority however, people other than his own children tend to respect him and listen to his advice.

## Family

#### Myrtle Vandermark

Ernest doesn't have any regrets about his marriage with Myrtle, he doesn't really get why people compare her to her sister and loves his Myrtie all the same. When she's having an episode he tries to be the voice of reason that helps her calm down.

#### Lydia

Ernest is concerned about his daughter. She frightens him a little, not because of what she says or does, but because he feels his side of the family may be responsible for her aggressive personality. The Vandermarks have for the most part been calm, rational people going back many generations. But every now and then there is a Vandermark born who goes against all this. This "recessive aggressive" gene apparently traces back to a notorious Dutch Pirate and resurfaces occasionally to fill one of his descendants with a similar sense of anti authority and aggression. Or so Ernest believes. Regardless, Ernest tries to put up with his daughter however he can, making sure she doesn't get too carried away and cause her mother to have an aneurism. He can put his foot down with her when he needs to.

#### Linus

Ernest doesn't take his son's aggression nearly as seriously as his daughter, he can tell he is all talk. Ernest will sometimes try to bond with his son, usual stuff like throwing a ball around, going fishing or making little model planes and trains but Linus pushes back against all these attempts.

## Relationships

#### Martin McGarden

Martin and Ernest are pretty good friends as their families spend a lot of time together.

## Powers and abilities

#### Straight man

Ernest is often the "straight man" who has to act as the voice of reason in many situations. He has his own ordinary sense of wisdom to him.

#### Tall

He can reach things off of tall shelves or out of high up cupboards.
Romo

Romo is a minor supporting character in North Park and 6th grade student at North Park Elementary.

## Background

Romo is an immigrant from somewhere unspecified in the Mediterranean area, he talks in a mix of unclear accents and foreign language interspersed together that's impossible to pin down, and likewise makes him difficult to understand. When he interacts with the other students, he often gives cryptic advice in the form of strange foreign proverbs and anecdotes.

## Appearance

Romo has tan skin, curly dark hair and ethnically vague features. He wears simple, loose clothing in muted tones.

## Personality

Romo is eccentric and mostly laid back. He may at times show confusion or worry when exposed to a strange new situation or person he is not familiar with, as he is somewhat unfamiliar with American customs. But despite this, he takes what life throws at him and just tries to have a good time. When spending time with friends, he'll often be the calm, friendly one of the group who offers advice. Only most of the time no one knows what that advice actually means.

## Family

#### Parents

Romo has parents who are also from Europe, who presumably immigrated over to America with him.

## Relationships

#### Chelsey

Romo is often seen hanging around Chelsey, who tends to look out for him.

## Powers and abilities

#### Multilingual

Romo can speak an unknown amount of obscure languages.
West Island

West Island is a New Zealand animated series broadcast on North Park television. It functions as an in universe parody of North Park itself.

## Background

West Island was an imported show from New Zealand that quickly gained popularity in America, especially in the small town of North Park. Kids will often be seen watching episodes of the show, or owning merchandise featuring the characters. The show competes for viewers with Maizeby's show, "Maizeby and friends: The Corn Husketeer" which is considered the rival source of kid's entertainment in the town.

Not much is known about the creators, outside of the fact they are from New Zealand. They are mysterious, as their names are not in the credits of the show and any attempt to find who exactly made this show always leads to dead ends.

## Synopsis

West Island is the story of a fictional island off the west coast of New Zealand where all sorts of fantastical and weird adventures take place. The show follows the exploits of Rex and Corey, as they explore the island and their small town with the new girl on the island, Stella. The show has a focus on adventure and comedy, with relationship drama spliced in. Most episodes are focused around teaching a friendly moral, with the show taking a very upbeat tone.

## Characters

#### Rex

Rex is the kid with the green collared shirt and cap. His personality is that of an energetic thrill seeker, he drives a lot of the adventure as he loves exploring the island. He also loves cracking jokes, and is a source of a lot of the humor on the show a significant portion of it being cheesy puns. Rex also has good survival skills, and can often use his environment to improvise solutions to sudden problems.

#### Corey

Corey is the kid with the glasses and blue coat. He is the thoughtful and sensitive member of the group, usually offering wisdom and observations throughout the episode. He has an artistic and poetic side to him that comes up in many episodes. He tends to take a very chill and laid back approach to most problems, keeping his cool in dire situations. He is a very popular character among the female students of North Park Elementary, who either find him cute or enjoy shipping him with other characters.

#### Stella

Stella is the kid with the blond hair, red top and orange scarf. She's a new girl to the island and quickly befriends Rex and Corey who show her around as a fish out of water. Stella has a positive, cheery attitude as she loves learning new things, and helping others out with their problems. She is friendly and warm to everyone she meets, being the social butterfly of the trio. Stella is a popular character for many of the male students at North Park who have a crush on her.
Amber

Amber is a supporting character in North Park and mother of Cindy.

## Background

Growing up with a hands-on and adventurous lifestyle Amber is a confident, head strong, and passionate woman. One day she got lost while hiking far into the mountainous wilderness of North Park, she was rescued by Bobland the bear and a healthy, loving romance was sparked. this woman had sexual relations with a bear AND had a viable 9 month pregnancy, giving birth to a human/grizzly bear hybrid.

## Appearance

Amber is a young woman in her late 20's or early 30's. She has sandy blond hair and wears a revealing version of a Park Ranger's uniform. She has confident posture and is rarely timid.

## Personality

Amber is true go-getter who believes in herself and her family. working as North Park's Park Ranger she knows all about the local fauna, trails, wilderness survival, foraging, wood crafting and shelter making; she has a great understanding of anything related to the outdoors. Amber has a traditional sense of how children should play, outside and with exciting playgrounds. She builds tree-houses, rope swings and bridges, and obstacles high up in the tall trees near her house with the help of Bobland. Though their work is structurally sound and well made, it doesn't stop the kids of North Park from falling off their suspended rope courses. That doesn't concern Amber because she was doing the exact same at her age and believes it's all good fun.

## Family

#### Bobland

After being rescued by Bobland, the two of them started a relationship together, Amber showing no shame over the fact she's dating an actual grizzly bear. The two of them love each other very much, she taught him how to do human things like wear clothes and he taught her bear things like making love in the woods. Together they had their weird bear-human hybrid daughter, and Amber would love to have more kids. Bobland is hesitant as more kids mean he'd likely have to get an actual job.

#### Cindy

She has a strong relationship with Cindy, encouraging her daughter to be proud of who she is and teaching her what she knows of her wilderness knowledge.

## Relationships

#### Woodland creatures

Amber loves all woodland creatures, maybe a bit too much... but she's loyal to her husband.

#### Li Yang

Amber doesn't hate Li as much as her Husband does, and he doesn't hate her either. The two of them have a much friendlier rivalry, with Amber even seeing Li as a friend.

## Powers and abilities

#### Wilderness survival

Outside of that one time she was lost and needed to be saved by Bobland, Amber is very good at navigation and wilderness survival.

#### Hybrid mother

Amber survived sex with a grizzly bear and somehow survived, and even more miraculously managed to conceive and give birth to a hybrid child.

## Gallery

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Maid Girls

The Maid Girls are the regular employees of the North Park Maid Café.

## Background

In the town of North Park, the maid café was established acting as a competitor to the Raisins franchise. Currently, one of the partial owners of the establishment is Yashu Yang. It is unknown currently who the other owner or owners exactly are. The café is a relatively popular dining establishment, mostly for the young boys of North Park who like the girls who work there. It is however also seen by many to be embarrassing or cringe, or object to its existence based on moral reasons.

The employees of this establishment all dress in french maid outfits and take on japanese sounding names, playing the role of dutiful maids who treat their customers like they were their master. It isn't unusual for them to take on specific personalities embodying various character archetypes seen in japanese media such as anime. Some girls are regular employees, seemingly working there as a consistent job while other girls come and go, including some of the more prominent female characters in North Park.

## Members

### Permanent members

#### Stacey-Chan

Stacey-Chan is the "leader" of the Maid Girls. She has blonde hair tied up in two ponytails, and often takes on a very cheerful friendly personality to appeal to those who want an energetic, enthusiastic maid.

#### Hina-Chan

One of two twin sisters, Hina-Chan has black hair cut in a bob with a small natural parting in her bangs. She tends to take on a mischievous and playful personality alongside her sister, Yuri-Chan. Her real name is Alejandra.

#### Yuri-Chan

One of two twin sisters, Yuri-Chan has black hair cut in a bob with no parting in her bangs. She tends to take on a mischievous and playful personality alongside her sister, Hina-Chan.

#### Haru-Chan

Haru-Chan has orange-red hair she ties up in short, spikey ponytails on the side of her head. She tends to take on more of a tomboy-ish personality, playing into the idea of being some childhood friend who acts all tough around you but secretly likes you.

#### Yūka-Chan

Yūka-Chan has dark brown hair she ties up in a high ponytail. She also usually wears simple rectangular glasses. She tends to take on a more mature, refined and intelligent personality that may be somewhat cold and indifferent to those she sees as below her.

#### Miyo-Chan

Miyo-Chan has long, curled blue hair that may be dyed or a wig. She takes on a very sweet, cutesy personality, acting especially childlike and clumsy. She usually seems half asleep and apologises often for the mistakes she makes due to her personality quirks.
Sabrina Opal

Sabrina Opal Swanson is a minor supporting character in North Park and 3rd grade student at North Park Elementary.

## Sabrina Opal

### Relatives

unnamed father
Penny (sister)

## Background

Sabrina is a dizty girl with very good genes, she matured much faster than her peers. she has a bountiful bosom that's big for her age, and none of the brains to go along with it.

## Appearance

A slightly chubby, short, well developed redhaired girl. Sabrina wears a pink sleeveless midriff shirt. She also wears blue jeans.

## Personality

Sabrina acts like a valley girl, always texting or talking on her phone, but in reality she's not talking to anyone and she's texting herself so from afar she looks busy, she's somewhat self-conscious of her body and her loneliness, yet still seems to enjoy flaunting it and dressing up for nobody in particular. She for some reason really likes to pretend she's in some John Hughes movie, hanging out at malls and going shopping, often distracting herself.

Sabrina is often the object of ridicule because of her breasts she's very quick to shoot a quip that's just as mean to the kids who call her "Sabrina Basketballs" begin to sing "99 Words For Boobs" at her.

## Family

#### Penny

Sabrina's older sister. Sabrina doesn't have the strongest relationship with her sister, as Penny can oftentimes pick on and bully her. Penny has a tinge of jealousy of her sister, who is considered a lot more attractive than her by pretty much every one in the town, which created resentment. Especially considering Penny was often bullied for being ugly when she was younger.

#### Father

Sabrina's father works at a workshop, and they don't have much in common. He still cares for her best he can even if they don't have many shared interests.

## Relationships

#### Cringe Kid

Cringe Kid is Sabrina's alleged boyfriend, although they aren't often seen hanging out together. It's clear she has a crush on him.

#### Ashley

Ashley and Sabrina are in the same Girl Scouts troop, and Ashley seems to not like Sabrina that much, although keeps that to herself most of the time.

#### Dorothy McDougall

Dorothy in the same Girl Scouts troop as Sabrina and is her main source of snacks and food. She likes the pastries that she bakes.

#### Dizzy

Dizzy is Sabrina's arch rival in squishy glory.

#### Maizeby

Sabrina is one of Maizeby's most frequent targets.

## Powers and abilities

#### Girls Just Wanna Dress Up

Sabrina can give anyone a fashion makeover, she can turn even the worst like Melville into a glistening Adonis, however she refuses to give Melville a makeover.

## Gallery

Sabrina's supervillain costume.Sabrina's girl scouts uniform.Sabrina's costume for the horror game.Future adult design for Sabrina.Sabrina's famous lemonade stand.Sabrina's costume for the fantasy game.
Nolan Iris

Nolan Iris is a supporting character in North Park and father of Robert and Nancy Iris.

## Nolan Iris

### Relatives

Robert Iris (son)
Nancy Iris (daughter)
Mrs Iris (wife)

## Background

Nolan is a dim-witted man who finds himself wandering into situations he doesn't belong causing things to go awry with his attempts to help. Nolan is stupid but means well, he genuinely wants to help even if he is awful at it.

Nolan was once a promising young man with a future in the military, but was unfortunate enough to be selected for a top secret military program that failed and left him lobotomised. Many of the people who knew him before this event knew him to be an intelligent and respectful individual, and are baffled as to why he had such a sudden shift in personality with some people chalking it up to drug abuse.

## Appearance

Nolan is a tall middle aged man with short green hair, wearing green overalls over a teal shirt.

## Personality

Nolan is oblivious and stupid, assuming himself to be knowledgeable in areas he has absolutely no knowledge or skill in. He doesn't come across as mean or rude, but does often come across as awkward and off-putting, especially with his habit of calling the people he works for "daddy". He seems to place a lot of value in the idea of him working, so will regularly walk into new workspaces in order to work despite not being actually employed in any of them.

## Family

#### River Iris

When in the military base where he got his lobotomy, Nolan met a captured alien who he quickly fell in love with. He helped her escape when he left the base and together they moved back to North Park. The two of them got married and miraculously had two children together. Nolan doesn't ever seem to find the fact he's married to an alien to be weird, treating it as a perfectly normal thing.

#### Robert

Robert is Nolan's son. When Robert was a baby, Nolan accidentally left a bight light on that baby Robert stared at for too long, permanently blinding him. While Nolan is oblivious and still loves and tries to relate to his son, Robert tries his best to avoid him considering how Nolan can accidentally put him in dangerous situations without knowing it.

#### Nancy

Nolan doesn't really understand his daughter's interests very much, and thinks she's just a bit weird in the head. He does his best to be as encouraging as he can be despite the fact he doesn't understand her.

## Relationships

#### Slappy

Nolan seems to think Slappy is a friend of his as well as a potential employer despite the fact that Slappy struggles for clowning work as it is. Slappy is often the victim of being called "Daddy" by Nolan, something Slappy finds embarrassing because it makes people think their relationship is some weird Daddy/dom situation.

## Powers and abilities

#### Assertive stupidity

Nolan has the uncanny ability to assertively take on any role and immediately mess it up.
Li Yang

Li Yang is a supporting character in North Park.

## Background

After being crippled at a young age in a possibly-fishing related accident, and losing both his legs and one of his eyes, Li was abandoned in the forest near his home village and left to die, but miraculously survived, managing to crawl back home.

Li Yang was happy living in japan as a island fisherman, but everything changed when he accidentally stabbed a high ranking member of the Yakuza in the throat with his fishing spear, with him fleeing to North Park to avoid retribution.

## Appearance

Li Yang has a stereotypical Japanese appearance, and is often seen wearing shirts declaring his love for fishing alongside shorts and sandals that he uses for wading through streams to catch fish.

## Personality

Li is stubborn, preferring to do things his own way in spite of what the law or that damn bear would tell him.

## Family

#### Agatha's

Li's niece. He is her uncle on her father's side, and despite his tough demeanor and put-on apathy, he still loves her, yet expresses a desire that she learn more "useful skills" like fishing.

## Relationships

#### Amber

Li considers Amber his rival in the realm of survivalism, though she sees them more as friends

#### Bobland

Li and Bobland hate each other with a fiery passion

#### Agatha

Li tries to teach Agatha the ways of the Survivalist, but she'd rather draw her degenerate Fujoshi fantasies

## Powers and abilities

#### Survivor

Li can survive on limited resources, often being able to survive off of things he scavenges or fishes for months at a time.

#### Fake Legs

Li has two prosthetic legs, and is capable of beating a grown man to death with them. He is also capable of impressive, albeit limited, locomotion to great distances without them.