Dangerous Criminals in the DIO

Below is a comprehensive list of the most dangerous criminals that have been imprisoned in the DIO

## Yahweh

**Aliases:** God, Jehovah, Elohim, El-Shaddai, Adonai, Allah

**Status:** Imprisoned

**Crime:** Political prisoner

**Other Notes:** Following a confrontation with a security guard, Yahweh is currently confined to the prison medical ward on life support. Additionally, he is to be visited by a state therapist to help with his post-traumatic stress.

## Death

**Aliases:** “Grim Reaper”, San La Muerte, Mictecacihuatl, Thanatos, Jeoseungsaja, Izanami, Ankou, Hel, Magere Hein, Azra’il, “the Pale Horseman”, etc.

**Status:** On probation

**Crime:** Attempted assasination of The Glorious Comrade Leader Man Stalin without prior appointment, unauthorized mass murder

**Other Notes:** In order to prevent a OZK Overpopulation event, Death has been allowed to resume its duties, under the supervision of DIO authority.

## Christ, Jesus H.

**Aliases:** Christos, Emmanuel, Kyrios, Logos, Epistates

**Status:** Imprisoned

**Crime:** Treason, abandonment of post, death without permission

**Other Notes:** In addition to their standard equipment, guards are to be equipped with spears and/or nail guns, due to Jesus’ apparent weakness to them. Nail bombs with remote detonators have been placed throughout his cell.

## Morningstar, Lucifer

**Aliases:** Satan, Samael, Beelzebub, Mephistopheles, Iblis, the “Serpent”, “the Lightbringer”, Mastema

**Status:** Imprisoned

**Crime:** Possession of illegal substances, political prisoner

**Other Notes:** The souls that Lucifer was in possession of have been placed into evidence storage. DIO citizens are reminded not to make any deals with Lucifer, as the terms of surrender states that no payment must be given to receive benefits from him

## Claus, St. Nicholas

**Aliases:** Father Christmas, Ded Moroz, Joulupukki

**Status:** At large

**Crime:** Trespassing, use of reality-altering substances, trafficking unsolicited items, inhuman trafficking

**Other Notes:** St. Nicholas is capable of moving at very high speeds and altering reality. For this reason, prepubescent children are not to engage without supervision. St. Nicholas has been occasionally spotted with accomplices, who go by Krampus and Zwarte Piet. Additionally, many other accomplices who refer to themselves as “Elves” have been captured and imprisoned.

## Borson, Odin

**Aliases:** Too many to name. Just trust us.

**Status:** Deceased

**Crime:** Disrupting DIO records due to having too many names

**Other Notes:** Odin was executed by the DIO for his crime. Soon after, it was noticed that this seemed to start an event known as “Ragnarok”, during which several hostile beings appeared. Due to the DIO’s superior firepower, these beings were easily defeated.

## Zeus

**Aliases:** Jupiter, Perkūnas, Perun, Indra, Dyaus, Zojz, Zen

**Status:** ~~Imprisoned~~ Deceased

**Crime:** Damage to DIO Military Property, Invasion of DIO Territory through the use of Hurricane

**Other Notes:** During the initial invasion of Mt. Olympus (now known as Olympus Crater), Zeus was grazed by a bullet. Due to the power of DIO rifles, he immediately collapsed. It is currently believed that he is dead, although this cannot be confirmed, due to the high amount of electricity in his body disrupting medical devices. Plans have been made to confirm his death through the application of shotgun.

## Odinson, Thor

**Aliases:** Donar

**Status:** Imprisoned

**Crime:** Political prisoner

**Other Notes:** Thor was imprisoned after the “Ragnarok” event (see Odin). It was noted that he had a war hammer, which was later discovered to weigh approximately [REDACTED]. As such, it was easily lifted by DIO soldiers and placed into storage.

## Poseidon

**Aliases:** Neptune, “Earth-shaker”, Wadj-wer, Enki, Aruna, Veles

**Status:** Deceased

**Crime:** Invasion of DIO Territory through the use of Hurricanes, an accomplice of Zeus

**Other Notes:** During the invasion of Mount Olympus, Poseidon was hit directly by a high-caliber rifle, causing his instantaneous death. His weapon was confiscated and donated to local DIO farms.

## Seraphim

**Aliases:** N/A

**Status:** Imprisoned

**Crime:** Disrupting DIO surveillance cameras in the Kingdom of Heaven due to his strange appearance.

**Other Notes:** DIO Officers attempted to arrest Seraphim through the use of handcuffs, but as Seraphim had so many wings, DIO Law Enforcement resorted to an extremely potent tranquilizer that knocked Seraphim out for a period of 5 hours. On a completely unrelated note, several DIO restaurants have started a new “all-you-can-eat” wings deal.

## [REDACTED]

**Aliases:** [REDACTED]

**Status:** N/A

**Crime:** [REDACTED]

**Other Notes:** [REDACTED]. Following [REDACTED], under no circumstances is [REDACTED] to be allowed access to a full container of Altoids mints.