Things Pandemonium's Bane are not allowed to do

(An ongoing saga, to be updated regularly (hopefully). These are technically the rules of Pandemonium's Bane, but they have to be restrictive, in order to fall in line with the members' free-spirited nature. (And that's putting it kindly.))

(Also, I recommend listening to this while reading them:)

THINGS PANDEMONIUM'S BANE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO:

1. Start a new religion for the express purpose of taking a vow of silence
2. Drink milk from the carton
	* A disGUSting habit
3. Punch and break the coffee machine (even if it burns one's hand)
4. Refer to Commander Abernathy as "mum"
5. Refer to Deputy Farrand as "mum"
6. Wear any of the following during a Nexus Force inspection:
	* Deerstalkers
	* 3-D glasses
	* Any number of rubber chickens around one's neck
	* A stick of celery
	* Cosplay
	* One's birthday suit
7. Use rice as a tool for fixing electronics (specifically Agent MX)
8. Dye people's hair any colour without their permission
9. Create a new position of authority, "Supah Meistro", and insist that the Supah Meistro outranks every other member of the organisation
10. Appoint Deputy Eluciss as the Supah Meistro
11. Threaten co-workers with death if they refuse to admit that “Who Killed Captain Alex?” is the best movie in the history of anything ever
12. Erect a throne and host a coronation for Commander Abernathy
13. Use violence outside missions and training (and the mosh pit)
14. Take pictures of co-workers without their permission
15. Refer to the rock that props open Agent Hargrove's door as "Dwayne Johnson"
16. Forge letters from Commander Abernathy to Commander Wilder, expressing a deep admiration for his fashion sense
	* Even if he knows that they aren't real
17. Glue a beret to Cat Jason's head
18. Glue a stetson to Deputy Farrand's head
19. Take images of Cat Jason and Deputy Farrand with hads glued on their heads whilst proclaiming them to be "Jason and Jacen, hat enthusiasts extraordinaire"
20. Spend an entire day saying nothing except for Statler and Waldorf quotes
21. Use a razor scooter on a treadmill
22. Disturb co-workers with pictures of cats
23. Throw the coffee machine out a window if it catches fire
24. Challenge Commander Abernathy to a duel
	* She will win
25. Stack items on top of people while they are asleep in the common room
26. Abandon co-workers during supply runs
27. Insist that “dohboggelytoff” is a word
28. Replace the songs on everyone’s iPods with Crash Bandicoot “whoa” remixes
29. React to catching agents in promiscuous positions in any of the following ways:
	* Wolf-whistling
	* Asking to join in
	* Taking a picture
	* Taking multiple pictures
	* Laughing
	* Saying anything containing the phrase “swiggety swooty”
30. Refer to the printer as “Bob Marley” (even if it “jams more than it prints”)
31. Put two chairs together and sleep on them
32. Arrive “fashionably late”
33. Bop people on the head with empty wrapping tubes
34. Wear a hat wider than ten inches while watching a movie in the common room
35. Dare anyone to do anything (you will be held equally accountable for the consequences)
	* Games of truth or dare are the exception to this rule
36. Use any of the following as excuses:
	* “For science”
	* “[name] dared me to do it”
	* “For the vine”
	* “YOLO”
	* “SOCKS”
37. Let Commander Abernathy even attempt to cook
38. Throw impromptu dance parties
39. Refer to Agent Veil as “Gaia’s mistress”
40. Give children swords