The Al-Ternate Universes Part 1/The Return

***The Return*** is the third part of *The Al-Ternate Universes Part 1*.

## Plot

### Chapter 1

*[Everyone looked on in shock and confusion at the sight of Alan's transformation. It wasn't long before Alexis made the realization, and her look turned to horror.]*

Alexis: He actually fucking did it...

*[Society Ghoulseye readied himself before firing off three ectoplasmic arrows at Ultimate Intimachi, who proceeded to block them with his own flesh, leaving not a scratch. With his eyes glowing red, Ultimate Intimachi expelled orange chi from his mouth, which formed around his arms like bands, and the rest formed axe-like blades held in his hands. He let out another demonic scream before running down towards the house, successfully thrashing Society Ghoulseye with the axes and knocking him away.]*

Alexis: And where the hell have you been?!

Ultimate Intimachi: I'VE BEEN A BIT BUSY MYSELF... WITH MYSELF! IT'S FUCKING WEIRD!

*[Ultimate Intimachi let out another scream, though this one seemed to not be intentional.]*

Alexis: WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?

Ultimate Intimachi: THE SIMPLICITRIX IS WRAPPED AROUND MY COCK IT FUCKING HURTS! *[his shouting turns into sadistic laughter]* I LOVE IT!

Alexis: Jesus fucking Christ, he's a masochist.

*[Ultimate Intimachi was blasted in the face by Society Ghoulseye firing another arrow, causing the former to roar again before rushing in to fight closer. Richard (1799.R) ran up to Alexis.]*

Alexis: Let me guess, another Alan?

Richard (1799.R): Richard.

Alexis: ...That's not-

Richard (1799.R): Yeah, your Alan told me. I'm guessing you guys need all the help you can get?

Alexis: It wouldn't hurt.

*[Richard (1799.R) smirked before activating his Simplicitrix, scrolling through the face icons before sliding the faceplate back, and then hitting on the exposed core. His body was swarmed with red energy. Plastic clicking sounds were heard as black, grey, and white bricks formed around his body, and his eyes opened with a red flash.]*

Bloxx: **BLOXX!**

*[Bloxx transformed his arm into a cannon, which picked up a chunk of the ground behind him, before lobbing it off and hitting Weaponized Alan with the hunk of terra before he could attack Chloe again. Bloxx's face was then blasted apart by a tan blast of energy. He quickly reformed it, getting an annoyed look as he glared up at Emo Jetray, dubbed Nyetray.]*

Bloxx: Mind helping me with this one?

Alexis: Gladly.

*[Bloxx changed his entire body to be a catapult, and launched Alexis as soon as she hopped on. Emo Jetray was caught off guard as Alexis was thwacked against him, the both of them tumbling to the ground. Mason swung on a web around the house before leaping out and kicking Zombified Grave Danger, sending him towards Devin who wrapped his tentacles around him and electrocuting him. Zombified Grave Danger then fell to the ground before transforming in a white light, becoming Zombified Mimecraft. He put his hands out in front of himself, waving them about in an odd fashion, causing Mason and Devin to look at each other confused before lunging toward him, only to ram right into the invisible wall he put up.]*

Mason: Ow.

Devin: Fuck.

*[Ultimate Intimachi hacked and slashed his blades at Society Ghoulseye, who kept dodging before being caught off guard by an out-of-rhythm swipe that sent him flying through one of the windows of the house. As he caught his breath, a blast of purple fire hit him from behind, causing him to turn around with a roar to see Rapid-Fire.]*

Rapid-Fire: It's about time we get formally acquainted.

Ultimate Intimachi: What are you people even doing here?

Rapid-Fire: Trying to get you, of course. I've often found that the best method to obtain compliance... is by *breaking* the person, first.

Ultimate Intimachi: I can assure you that the only one of us leaving here broken will be you.

*[Chloe poked her head around the corner, watching the two Alan's have their conversation. She reached to grab on of her katanas, but stopped when she heard a chiming sound behind her. Turning, she was surprised and confused by the sight of a humanoid, purple hippo on the wall of the house. It wore a black and yellow outfit, and had three yellow eyes. The hippo's head then sharply turned to face her, causing her to gasp as she saw it come out of the wall in a yellow flash. Ultimate Intimachi and Rapid-Fire were cut off from about to fight by the sound of Chloe's scream, and she was tossed along the ground. The two looked up to see Yellowtrix Existention approaching from the side of the house.]*

Ultimate Intimachi: YOU!

Chloe: *[groaning]* ...Y-You *[coughs]* know this one?

Ultimate Intimachi: He was one of the first that attacked me.

*[An ungodly scream was heard from the treeline. The group all turned just in time to see the red-furred Blacktrix Scapegoat rushing out of the trees, making a beeline for Ultimate Intimachi. The latter threw a punch, only for the former to just... no longer be where the punch would've landed. Instead, a blue flash of light appeared behind Ultimate Intimachi, revealing Blacktrix Scapegoat as he landed a punch to Ultimate Intimachi's back, throwing him several yards away and breaking through his skin.]*

Chloe: ALAN!

Ultimate Intimachi: *[coughing, groaning while standing]* S-Since when could Scapegoat teleport?

Blacktrix Scapegoat: Shut the fuck up.

*[Ultimate Intimachi and Chloe stood weakily, and a yellow flash came across the ground as Yellowtrix Existension came up out of the ground near Rapid-Fire and Blacktrix Scapegoat. Whitetrix Jetray, who was colored pale lavender with pale teal, as well as different proportions, landed next to them, and proceeded to transform into Whitetrix Lodestar, colored pale yellow. A loud screaming was heard from above, prompting everyone to look up. A figure quickly came crashing down into the ground, and when the smoke cleared, Greentrix Alan was revealed to have arrived, having become his own version of Antigravitesla, aptly named AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.]*

Ultimate Intimachi: That's four, but where's-

*[A bright blue lightning strike came down from the sky right onto Ultimate Intimachi, causing him to cry out loudly in pain. He kneeled down as the lightning stopped, and another came down closer to the Al-Ternates that teleported in Bluetrix Reality Check.]*

Whitetrix Lodestar: Neat trick with teleporting you and Black, but was the lightning necessary?

Bluetrix Reality Check: The bitch threw me through a building. I don't take kindly to that.

*[Standing back up, Ultimate Intimachi glanced over the amount of alternate versions.]*

Ultimate Intimachi: ...We need backup. *[turns to Chloe]* Go get the Annihilators. We'll-

*[In the midst of talking, Ultimate Intimachi was punched even further away. As he skidded across the ground, he transformed back to human, red mesh flashing over his body. As he came to a stop, the mesh then dusted off of him, with his Aura breaking. The one to hit him was revealed to be Warmonger, Scavenger Alan's teal-colored version of Four Arms wearing punk-styled armor. He launched himself off into the air, readying all four fists to come crashing down onto Alan. At the last second, Chloe teleported in, grabbing Alan before teleporting away, keeping him from being crushed by Warmonger. Warmonger stood from where he punched, realizing he had only broken the ground and not crushed Alan.]*

Warmonger: What the shit?! Where did he go?!

*[In the treeline behind the Nomaly house, Chloe gently sat Alan down against the stump of a tree. He groaned as he slowly slipped unconscious.]*

Chloe: Rest easy. I'm gonna get help.

*[Chloe teleported away in a blue flash. As Alan rested, a figure began approaching. Only their hand was seen, as a large claw began to form out of their wrist.]*

*[Alexis was blasted across the yard by a tan energy beam, which was revealed to come from Emo Alan's Mechamorph form known as Midgrade. Hitting his Simplicitrix, he transformed into Yuck, his version of Goop. Just before he could attack, however, circular distortions colored red shot towards his anti-gravity projector. The UFO was spun around at rapid speeds before being thrown away, Yuck's actual goop body being thrown around with it. The distortions were revealed to be the magnetic beams of Lodestar (1799.R), who himself was colored red, green, and blue, and his metallic head was white.]*

Alexis: *[standing up]* Thanks.

Lodestar (1799.R): No problem. So... *[scratches the back of his head]* ...Do you have any powers, or...

Alexis: Yeah. But they really only work on things that have mouths.

Lodestar (1799.R): I- Um. That's... Fairly suggestive.

Alexis: ...Yeah, that's kind of the point.

Lodestar (1799.R): Your universe is weird.

*[The two then turned to see Yuck slowly pulling himself back together. Lodestar (1799.R) turned his head when he heard electricity crackling, seeing Devin failing to use his electricity to get into Zombified Mimecraft's invisible box.]*

Lodestar (1799.R): HEY! AMPFIBIAN DUDE!

*[Devin whipped around, just in time to see Lodestar (1799.R) turn into his version of Chromastone, whose white crystals decorated his otherwise greyish-green, rocky body, which was also shaped differently from that of Alan's, and had far less crystals.]*

Chromastone (1799.R): HIT ME!

*[Devin nodded and fired off orange electricity from all his limbs at Chromastone (1799.R), powering him up. His attention turned back to Yuck.]*

Alexis: What are you doing?

Chromastone (1799.R): Getting him to turn into someone I *know* has a mouth!

*[Chromastone (1799.R) fired off an ultraviolet blast that hit Yuck's projector, disorienting him. Just as he got back to normal, another blast went through his goo, which he easily regenerated from. He turned about angrily, seeing Chromastone (1799.R) taunting him. Regenerating from another blast hitting him, Yuck activated his Simplicitrix on his projector, becoming Upfuck.]*

Alexis: What the hell is that?

Chromastone (1799.R): You guys don't have Upchuck?

*[Upfuck's stomach growled loudly. Chromastone charged up his energy before clapping his hands together, firing off an ultraviolet beam at Upfuck, who proceeded to open his mouth to eat the energy. The energy converted in his stomach, and he opened his mouth to spit it back out. Alexis then stepped in, her eyes glowing blue as she remotely absorbed Upfuck's chi, causing him to fall over unconscious before transforming back.]*

Chromastone (1799.R): ...*That's* your power?

Alexis: Part of them.

Chromastone (1799.R): Shoot, we need to get you to the other guys then.

*[Chromastone (1799.R) was suddenly hit by a loud sonic wave, causing his crystals to start shattering. Panicking, he hit his Simplicitrix, becoming Echo-Echo (1799.R). While his headphones protected his hearing, he was blasted back by the force still. Looking back up, he saw a blue and teal version of Blitzwulf, who wore a cyan outfit with white stripes near his Simplicitrix on his stomach.]*

Echo-Echo (1799.R): Drahcir.

Alexis: Another one?

Echo-Echo (1799.R): This one's different, and it's *my* fight.

*[Echo-Echo (1799.R) and Enineuqerf began running towards one another, the latter turning into Erifpmaws, his own version of Swampfire colored blue with yellow and red petals, and the former becoming Water Hazard (1799.R). Rustling was heard, and Alexis turned just in time to see Alan tossed out of the woods across the ground. Looking back, she saw Weaponized Alan approaching them, an additional pair of arms beginning to grossly grow out of his body like a parasitic twin. Before he could get too close, though, an odd sound came from behind, which was revealed to be Mason's webbing grabbing hold of him from behind. Mason swung him around, throwing him at the invisible box around Zombified Mimecraft. The box remained impervious, but it was enough to knock out Weaponized Alan at least for the time being. Alexis turned her attention back to Alan.]*

Alexis: What happened?

Alan: *[coughing]* A-Aura broke... One wrong hit and...

*[Alan seemed to fall unconscious again. Alexis lifted his face by the chin, taking a deep breath as she closed her eyes. When they opened again, they were bright orange, and orange Chi started flowing out of her mouth and into Alan's. The red mesh pattern slowly came over his body again, his Aura replenishing in a red flash as he gasped awake, eyes opened wide. Alexis pulled away, her eyes returning to brown.]*

Alexis: Better?

Alan: ...I didn't know you could do that?

*[Alan suddenly craned his head, alerted to the sounds of Weaponized Alan slowly rising back up to his feet and loudly cracking his neck. Mason attempted to tackle him from the left, although a reflexive smack of one of his additionally-grown arms sent Mason flying backwards and crashing into the dirt.]*

Alexis: You want me to let you handle this one?

Alan: Yes, go help Mason. I’m pretty sure that knocked him out.

*[Mason partially sat up from where he had fallen, although visibly disorientated.]*

Alan: Ooh, nevermind, he’s good.

*[As Alan and his Weaponized counterpart locked eyes and exchanged intimidating glares, readying themselves to fight, and Alexis retracted away from the upcoming brawl, Weaponized Alan extended out a quartet of claws, one from each hand, and the other took a running stance.]*

Alan: Since you don’t exactly transform... I might as well even the odds.

Weaponized Alan:

Alan: ...Uh-huh, alright then. Riveting conversations we’re having.

*[Alan then quickly leapt upwards, running forward with superhuman speed that left a trail of electricity in an attempt to smash right into Weaponized Alan, prompting the latter to take a defensive stance, although before the two collided at the last possible moment, Alan suddenly ducked and siked out his foe, quickly rising to his feet behind him and charging himself up with electricity by the time he realized what happened and began to turn around. Sending his opponent flying off his feet with an electrical blast, the familiar flash of a Rabbiture portal engulfed his body before he hit the ground, and reappeared inches from Alan’s face.]*

Alan: SHIT-

*[Bobbing and weaving through a quick flurry of lightning-fast punches and claw swipes with Black Lightning’s blurring speed, Alan slammed his foot into the ground, turning the surrounding dirt into mud and weakening Weaponized Alan’s foothold. Attempting to strike him with a fiery punch to his chest, a layer of razor-sharp crystals grotesquely burst from Weaponized Alan’s chest, blocking the punch and cutting Alan’s knuckles on impact. Gritting his teeth in pain and retracting his hand, Alan leaned backwards and ducked backwards to avoid a quick claw swipe, although the tip of his nose was visibly grazed in the process. Planting an extended hand against the ground, Alan swung his legs upwards, smashing his foot into Weaponized Alan’s jaw, and quickly backflipped back onto his feet. Slightly stunned by the attack, Weaponized Alan casually popped his jaw back into his place, as his skin suddenly began to grotesquely bubble up in random spots, skin breaking to reveal yellow spores that immediately began to burst open one-by-one, revealing a pungent, yellowish-brown gas that Alan shielded himself from with the respirator and chemical-resistant skin of Gutrot.]*

Alan: Fucking Mustard Gas.

*[Holding out his hands and releasing powerful gusts of wind to disperse the mustard gas, Alan’s concentration on getting rid of the gas lowered his guard long enough for Weaponized Alan to suddenly rush forward out of nowhere, sucker-punching him in the face and violently shattering his gas-mask. His mouth exposed again, Alan released a sonic howl in retaliation, although Weaponized Alan suddenly warped out of the way with a Rabbiture portal, and caught Alan’s punch, then another, restraining Alan’s arms, and giving him the perfect moment to stab him in the abdomen with a pair of Rath claws, although both became lodged upon it transforming into Goop’s slime and completely disintegrating the hands of his extra arms.]*

Alan: You know, I can do multiple arms too!

*[A fist-tipped arm literally manifesting in the middle of Alan’s face in place of his facial features, and punching Weaponized Alan’s own face to stun him, a multitude of newly-grown arms split off of his own like tree roots, forming around a dozen on each side, with a couple limbs radiating intense, blinding light, some glowing with bright-red radioactive and ionic energy respectively, and the last few radiating with pink mana. Everything being channeled into his fists, Alan retracted his face-arm to see, and proceeded to pummel the ever-loving shit out of Weaponized Alan, blinding him with light, paralyzing him with plasma, and managing to literally shatter off the layer of crystals covering his vest from sheer speed alone. With one final uppercut to his opponent’s jaw, Alan violently destabilized the molecules in his Weaponized counterpart’s metallic mouthpiece, shattering it off with an miniature explosion that sent his body flying backwards and literally tumbling into the dirt like a ragdoll. Smoke arising and blood leaking from his exploded fist, an exhausted Alan retracted all of his extra arms, nearly falling to one knee from how much he put into that barrage, and quickly regenerated his minor cuts.]*

Alan: Ow. Mental note to not do that again, no matter how badass that looked.

Mason: *[from a few feet away]* What the fuck did you just do?!

Alan: NASA.

Mason: ...I’m sorry?

Alan: Short for "Not Another Squid Alien."

Devin: *[frustrated]* Can I get some help with this one?

*[Alan looked up to see Devin still hopelessly trying to get into Zombified Mimecraft's invisible box. Alan walked over, activating Mimecraft's powers and creating a door in the side of the box, opening it and taking hold of Zombified Mimecraft. He threw the Terrifiant out of the box, leading to Devin zapping him unconscious, prompting him to transform back.]*

Alan: Can you guys handle the ones out front?

Alexis: We were barely holding our own until you showed up.

Devin: Guys that are just one species are easy, but...

Mason: Transforming guys are difficult. Ones that know what they're doing, anyway.

Jetray (1799.R): Don't worry about it.

*[The four turned to see Jetray (1799.R) fly down and drop an paralyzed Rettips.]*

Jetray (1799.R): I can help with that.

Alan: Good, cause I need to get us some help. Chloe should be back soon with the Annihilators, but in the meantime, I know someone else who can help. Let's move.

*[The others nodded and headed for the front yard, while Alan entered the backdoor of the house. Closing it, he sighed with relief, only to turn around and... see the entire interior had turned into an MC Escher painting.]*

Alan: What the fu- Ohhhh.

*[Alan saw the personification of an epileptic seizure that is Glitch Trials standing on one of the upside down staircases above him.]*

Alan: And which one are you?

Alan: ...Got it.

*[Alan went to active the Simplicitrix, but his hand stopped short of hitting the core. He frowned and gritted his teeth, unable to bring his hands together.]*

*How you turn my world, you precious thing...*

*[Alan's eyes slowly glanced over, seeing Bluetrix Thriller Whale on one of the floating staircases.]*

Bluetrix Thriller Whale: *You starve and near exhaust me...*

*[Bluetrix Thriller Whale's barnacles began playing the music to the song, causing Alan to start tapping his foot in tandem with the beat.]*

Bluetrix Thriller Whale: *Everything I've done, I've done for you. I move the stars for no one.*

*[Bluetrix Thriller Whale stepped down to the same level as Alan, doing slow dance moves that Alan unwittingly mimicked. All the while, Society Glitch Trials moved about the inner workings of the house.]*

Bluetrix Thriller Whale: *You've run so long, you've run so far! Your eyes can be so cruel! Just as I can be so cruel! Oh, I do believe in you! Yes, I do! Live without your sunlight! Love without your heartbeat! I... I... Can't live within you...*

*[The two continued their synchronized dancing, going across the precariously made interior design as they did. At some point, Bluetrix Thriller Whale did his equivalent of a fist clench, causing Alan to do so as well, smirking as he did.]*

Bluetrix Thriller Whale: *I can't live withi-*

*[Bluetrix Thriller Whale suddenly stopped singing, though his lips still moved. He realized the silence, along with no music, then turned just in time to see an angry Alan punching him off of the staircase, into the apparent abyss below.]*

Alan: ...I *never* want to think about that David Bowie bulge again. *[glances up at Society Glitch Trials]* ...Now as for you.

*[Society Glitch Trials began glitching all over the place, teleporting from one place to another, even no-clipping through some walls. Alan backed up into a doorway, hiding away as he transformed. Society Glitch Trials continued his /tp @user movements, while a figure was seen running across the odd inner terrain, revealing to be Alan using the transformation Checkpoint. He jumped up, and attempted to grab Society Glitch Trials, but seemed to miss... Well, miss the normal body that is. His hand had phased through the glitching arm temporarily. As Society Glitch Trials ported away again, Checkpoint snapped his fingers, causing the Amokjutsin to reappear. Confused, Society Glitch Trials tried to leave again, only for the same thing to happen when Checkpoint again snapped. Angered, Society Glitch Trials rushed him, grabbing hold of him, only to become confused when Checkpoint didn't become glitched.]*

Checkpoint: *[shaking his head]* It doesn't work like that, mate.

*[Checkpoint grabbed hold of Society Glitch Trials' head, flinging him upwards before slamming him onto the ground, enough force to knock him out and cause a detransformation, which reverted the house to its normal state, bar the hole in the window from earlier. Checkpoint saw Bluetrix Alan unconscious as well from his fall before, then transformed to human as well before going up the stairs. Reaching his room, Alan grabbed hold of Raijin, sliding it on his back, then turned to the container on the end table.]*

Alan: Hope you're combat ready again, girl.

*[The container was that of GrimmZilla, who looked at him with her glowing eyes. Alan activated the Simplicitrix again, becoming the small, red velvet worm alien, Plus Sights.]*

### Chapter 2

*[Big Chill (1799.R) flew through the air, dodging yellow blasts from Blacktrix NRG, outside his containment suit, who followed close behind. Big Chill (1799.R) turned his head back and shot his frost breath at the Prypiatosian-B, which almost instantly melted off of him.]*

Blacktrix NRG: HA! YOU CAN'T FREEZE ME! I AM THE MACHINE!

Big Chill (1799.R): ...I don't know what that mea-

*[Big Chill (1799.R) groaned as he was thrust against the ground by The Machine's containment suit, being thrown down on him by Whitetrix Lodestar.]*

The Machine: Finally, you do something useful.

Whitetrix Lodestar: Shut up!

*[Suddenly, dark grey crystals shot near Whitetrix Lodestar, some hitting him and some hitting the ground. Before he could even properly ponder what happened, the crystals exploded, blasting Whitetrix Lodestar to smithereens. The Machine turned surprised in the direction of the crystals only to find Diamond Zero jumping at him, a move which proved to be of no avail as he phased right through The Machine, then landing on the ground behind him.]*

Diamond Zero: Oh, come on! Intangibility? That's cheating!

The Machine: Hah! Nothing can touch The Machi- DOOWWWWW!-

*[Big Chill (1799.R) looked up, seeing that The Machine's containment suit was thrown onto him, causing him to detransform, by Khal Raztack.]*

Khal Raztack: Shut the fuck up.

*[Khal Raztack walked over and went to thrash all four fists onto Blacktrix Alan, only for him to be thrown to the side by a punch from Warmonger. He caught himself, skidding to a halt.]*

Khal Raztack: You really wanna fight with the strongest Tetramand in the galaxy?

Warmonger: *[confused]* ...But you're a guy?

Khal Raztack: And?

Warmonger: ...A-Aren't women Tetramand stronger?

Khal Raztack: ...Shut up.

Blacktrix Alan: *[leaping back up]* FUCK OFF, DIPSHIT, HE'S MINE!

Warmonger: Yeah, after he flung you like a hacky sack.

*[Before Blacktrix Alan can retaliate, Khal Raztack swiftly suckerpunched him in the side of the head during his moment of distraction, the two immediately engaging in combat and beginning to throw hands and trade blows with one another, while Diamond Zero made a crystal wall that blocked and prevented both Blacktrix and Whitetrix Alan from interfering in their fight, although before they can retaliate, the two Al-Ternates are unpleasantly surprised by the return of Yellowtrix Alan, who pops out of the ground between them as Yellowtrix Startographer.]*

Blacktrix Alan: WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?!

Whitetrix Alan: I prefer not to know what he does in his freetime.

Blacktrix Alan: I’M SORRY, HOW IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING FREETIME?!?

Whitetrix Alan: STOP CURSING, BLACK!!

Blacktrix Alan: FUCK ASSHOLE BITCH CUNT BASTARD SHIT PUTA-!

Yellowtrix Startographer: Apple bathtub cinnamon watermelon computer.

Blacktrix Alan: I- wait- wh-??? **YOU TALK?!?**

Yellowtrix Startographer: Doorknob! Doorknob! Doorknob!

Blacktrix Alan: ...but your mouth isn’t moving?!

Diamond Zero: **DOORKNOB! DOORKNOB! DOORKNOB!**

Blacktrix Alan: I- wh- am I having an aneurysm?! WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?!?

*[At that moment, an invisible force suddenly slammed into the extremely confused Diamond Zero from behind, dazing him as it slowly became visible again in its frantic attempt to try and attack him like a wild animal, exposing themselves as Greentrix Alan, as Soundy Shouty Batty Fly Awayyyyy, maniacally screeching like a bat and rapidly “throwing” his voice” around in a wild attempt to hide where he was despite the fact he had become visible to the naked eye again.]*

Blacktrix Alan: DAMNIT, THAT’S NOT AN OFFENSIVE SOUND ALIEN, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

Whitetrix Alan: He makes a good distraction though!

*[The former grunting in agreement, Blacktrix, Whitetrix, and Yellowtrix Alan all suddenly transformed at once with the activation of their Simplicitrixes and their respective flashes of light. Blacktrix Throwing Hands leapt outwards, holding out his arms and shooting off his right fist like a rocket, with Yellowtrix Parasulfurolophus hanging onto top and creating a series of miniature sulfuric explosions behind himself that further propelled them forward. Although Diamond Zero managed to grab hold of Soundy Shouty Batty Fly Awayyyyy, using him as a improvised shield to block the impact, the rocket fist’s fingers opened up at the last possible second, revealing Whitetrix String Pea hiding inside, who uses the last of the charging force to lunge forward and suddenly transform into the wheel-shaped Whitetrix Alanittion, smashing into Diamond Zero and sending him flying backwards into the dirt, the reverted Greentrix Alan limpily flopping to the ground like a fish upon being released.]*

*[However, a lightning-fast blur suddenly zoomed past and around the three of them, trapping them in a powerful cyclone and leaving them prone and vulnerable to a blitzing flurry of powerful snapping bites and scorching claw swipes that makes very quick work of Whitetrix Alanittion’s rubber body and deflected Blacktrix Throwing Hands’ other rocket fist shot at them, prompting him to transform into Blacktrix Tarwhal and fire off an adhesive stream of tar from his horn to coat the grass and stop them dead in their tracks, revealing them to be both Zedipar and Kalastaa of Fly’s group. Kalastaa, not phased by the tar due to hanging onto Zedipar’s back, leapt off the Kineceleran and tackles Blacktrix Tarwhal to the ground. Still trapped by the tar, the sudden arrival of Fly himself frees him with the use of his liquid-absorbing moss.]*

Fly: Little late to the party, huh?

Zedipar: I’m pretty sure that phrase is meant to be used in a condescending-

*[Kalastaa suddenly went flying back with the force of a powerful radioactive blast coming out of nowhere and striking him in the side, catching the attention of the two and allowing the dazed Whitetrix and Yellowtrix Alan to both recover in the meantime.]*

The Machine: HAHAHA, I AM THE MACHINE!!!

Fly: I’m sure you are, champ.

The Machine: **GO FUCK YOURSELFFF!!!**

Fly: Alright, now, I’m concerned.

*[Smacking his hands together, causing them to briefly crackle with electricity all FMA-style, before slamming his palms down, The Machine superheated the ground and created a massive lava eruption in an attempt to literally bury everyone in his path, although a beam of ice engulfed and flash-froze the attack before it can do so, courtesy of a recovered Richard (1799.R) as Arctiguana. The Machine sluggishly ran up and attempted to clobber him with a heavy overhead swing of his fist, although Arctiguana (1799.R) quickly transformed, zipped past, around, and then behind him as XLR8 (1799.R), and in another flash of red light, suddenly grabbed him with the electrical telekinesis of Brainstorm (1799.R), lifting him up into the air and sending him flying back with one final attack in the form of a concentrated slime blast from Spitter (1799.R).]*

Spitter (1799.R): SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR DUMB NICKNAME ALREADY!

Fly: Alan!

Spitter (1799.R): No, no, I’m Richard.

Fly: Wait, but-

Spitter (1799.R): That’s... another Richard.

Fly: ...he has TWO brothers?

Spitter (1799.R): He- wha- you’re asking me this after beating up the-?! You know what, forget it. Just start punching his doppelgangers.

Whitetrix Alan: ***LET THERE BE LIGHT!***

*[Almost on cue, Whitetrix Alan as Titanoquark suddenly attacked the duo from behind, using his powers to explode and create a sudden flash of blinding light energy that stunned the trio. Kalastaa swooped in to try and assist his teammates, although suddenly collapsed to the ground in a convulsing heap, neurologically paralyzed by the powers of Yellowtrix Nervous Wreck. Counteracting the makeshift flashbang by using someone lacking eyesight, Wildmutt (1799.R) charged in afterwards and tackled Yellowtrix Nervous Wreck to quickly throw off his concentration in keeping Kalastaa immobilized, although Whitetrix Titanoquark created another explosion, this time of various noxious gases to overpower his scent and briefly blind him, leaving him prone for No See Hear Talk You to blast him back with a pair of optic beams.]*

No See Hear Talk You: FREDDIE MERCURY!

Kalastaa: I take it that he’s the dud of your little supervillain group.

Whitetrix Titanoquark: Don’t disrespect him!

No See Hear Talk You: *[firing seismic waves at Kalastaa to throw him back]* PURPLE RAIN!!!

Fly: That’s not even the same music-?

Whitetrix Titanoquark: No, no, Green has a point! Allow me!

*[Using his powers again, Whitetrix Titanoquark created a miniature stormcloud before him that, although simply releasing a sprinkle of water from its underside, spontaneously discharged a lightning blast that knocked Fly out of the air. Kalastaa took the opportunity to avenge his ally, slashing Whitetrix Titanoquark across the face with his prosthetic claws and when he attempted to restrain him with his tail, angrily bit down on them, forcing out a scream of pain that Whitetrix Titanoquark muffled with a quick swap to Whitetrix Arctiguana, who released an icy beam from his mouth that encased Kalastaa in a block of ice before shifting his attention towards Zedipar, who dodged his attempts at freezing him too, and riddled Whitetrix Arctiguana with dozens of pinpoint punches, long enough for a recovered Diamond Zero to squash Yellowtrix Nervous Wreck, detransforming him, and for a unique looking Lavalamp (1799.R) to melt Kalastaa free and effortlessly swat at both Whitetrix Arctiguana and No See Hear Talk You with a massive swing of his arm that smacked both of them into nearby trees, detransfoming them both too.]*

Diamond Zero: *[partially trapping Yellowtrix Alan in crystal restraints]* Even with Fly down, only the two of you against the five of us now? Seems quite unfair, don’t you think?

Greentrix Alan: *[snickering]* You said ‘fly down!’

Diamond Zero: Gee, thank you, bright-green version of Alan Nomaly, that’s very immature.

*[Yet to have been put down, Whitetrix Alan stumbled back up to his feet and again reactivated his Simplicitrix, this time transforming into Whitetrix Ditto of all aliens, before splitting apart multiple times to form a small army of a few dozen clones, counteracting Diamond Zero’s earlier statement regarding them being outnumbered, although his small size and stature didn’t at all phase or even come close to imitating any of his opponents, Diamond Zero himself especially, who raised in a non-existent eyebrow in confusion and looked over at Lavalamp (1799.R) for answers, although he looked just as confused.]*

Lavalamp (1799.R): Wait, you’re actually gonna fight us with the alien who’s clones literally SHARE PAIN? *(slow realization)* ...wait, I swear, you pull a Deus Ex Machina out of nowhere, and I will flambé your rubber hose ass.

Zedipar: I think that just jinxed it.

Lavalamp (1799.R): IT BETTER NOT!

*[Each of the Splixson clones lifted up a palm, and all in synchronization, smacked down on the stark-white Simplicitrix symbols on their forehead, each of them morphing into an array of different transformations. Whitetrix Spoonerism, Whitetrix Gift Chomp, Whitetrix Slingshot, Whitetrix Yelly Flop, Whitetrix Binoculears, and Whitetrix Vertebrain all flung themselves forward in battle-ready stances, as the towering forms of Whitetrix Tyrannosaurus Hex, Whitetrix M. Night Shyamalanomaly, and Whitetrix Judgilante loomed over them, magical runes glowing bright-purple, jaws of razor-sharp teeth flared, and massive gavel in hand. Whitetrix TenTen activated his jetpack and gained flight similarly alongside Whitetrix Færy and Whitetrix Stinkfly, while Whitetrix Simpleten and Whitetrix Ammouflage both aimed his firearms, Whitetrix Upgrade readied a glow optic blast, Whitetrix Jack Assassin kicked the open air, Whitetrix Hookwink menacingly clamped his claws, and Whitetrix Frostbyt and Igknight both covered themselves in elemental armor, all topped off by Whitetrix Scaregrow using his fear-based powers to make their numbers look a lot more threatening than before. Zedipar rushed them, although Whitetrix Ball Weevil spat out and offered up a globule of plasma that Whitetrix Cattail quickly consumed, creating plasma seed bombs that he fired off from his tail and used to knock Zedipar back.]*

Whitetrix M. Night Shyamalanomaly: What a twist!

*[Meanwhile, Khal Raztack and Scavenger Alan casually resumed their fight uninterrupted thanks to Diamond Zero’s crystal wall keeping them isolated, the latter utilizing Oceanfury’s retractable crab legs to keep the higher ground and fending off Khal Raztack with repeated pressurized water blasts. Although his crab legs are eventually shattered by the sheer force of Khal Raztack’s sonic clap, Gatling Emerald quickly took Oceanfury’s place, releasing a wave of razor-sharp crystalline projectiles from his fists that forced Khal Raztack to shield his face with his arms, leaving him stunned long enough for Rapid-Fire’s reappearance, who tries to bury him under a blanket of roaring flames that Khal Raztack again wards back with another sonic clap, although the other quickly parried the attack with an optic beam from Digital Fusion.]*

Khal Raztack: If you’re trying to overwhelm with quick succession transformations, I’ll give the hint that it’s not going to work as well as you think!

Digital Fusion: That’s what you think. I was just wearing you down long enough to do this.

*[Digital Fusion again transformed, although this time into a large fish-like alien, gray and tan-peach in color with a dark-indigo dorsal fin and sharp, bright-pink teeth, one who doesn’t appear to have a recognizable counterpart compared to the main Alan. An unimpressed Khal Raztack scoffed and attempted to charge him, although Poison Sniper casually flipped back, using his slippery body to aid his quick dodge, and fired off a few projectiles in the form of sharp snipes that although stabbing them into one of Khal Raztack’s forearms, he painlessly pulled out and tossed aside, more annoyed than hurt.]*

Khal Raztack: Hah, that’s all?

Poison Sniper: It takes a second, big guy.

Khal Raztack: What are you…

*[Khal Raztack suddenly stumbled forward slightly, his demeanor faltering and eyes widening in sudden shock, as his surroundings began to dissolve into a hallucinogenic, indistinguishable mess of colors and shapes that he cannot fully perceive, Poison Sniper’s laughter the last thing he can properly hear amongst the kaleidoscopic landscape that slowly gave birth to a warped hoard of Scavenger Alan’s aliens, ranging from Warmonger, to Odor Tank, to Nightmare Flux, all cackling wildly and slowly approaching the dazed and confused Khal Raztack.]*

*[Back near the front yard of the Nomaly house, the newly arrived Annihilators of Morpheus, Becky, Taylor, Kyle, and Maklar, assisted the others in managing to successfully gather and round up the several defeated Al-Ternates and through the use of Taylor’s telekinesis to lift them up, and Becky’s magic used to create an indestructible mana cage, Zombified Alan, Emo Alan, Weaponized Alan, and Drahcir are all subdued for the time being. Although the latter two are still unconscious, both Zombified Mad Hatter and Weakfly, Emo Alan’s version of Stinkfly, vigorously tried and failed to melt their way to freedom with a combination of mercury and slime. The former’s mercury powers putting the others at risk in such a tight and enclosed space, Weakfly transformed into his Tetramand transformation, Bore Arms, and knocked Zombified Mad Hatter unconscious with a smack to the back of his head.]*

Becky: *[concerned]* Is… he gonna be okay?

Bore Arms: Pfft, why do you care? *[prolonged, awkward pause]* ...HE’S A ZOMBIE! HE’S FINE! DRAIN THIS CAGE ALREADY BEFORE I START COUGHING UP BLOOD!

*[Becky rolled her eyes and used her magic to do so, evaporating the liquid metal in an instance, while a loopy Drahcir reawakened from his unconscious state in the background, rubbing his temples in discomfort, Weaponized Alan, on the other hand, still completely laying in an unconscious heap. Taylor then suddenly took center-stage, approaching the magical cage and staring the unamused Bore Arms dead in the eyes.]*

Taylor: You’re not from this universe.

Bore Arms: *[sarcastic]* You got that right, Captain Obvious.

Taylor: If that’s the case, why exactly are you here?

Bore Arms: Oh, what is this? Are you trying to interrogate me? *[reverts back to human form, lays down, places hands behind head, and leans back in relaxed position]* I might as well get comfortable in here, because I’m the last person here you’re gonna get jack shit out of… and that’s extremely funny, because everyone else in here with me, is either completely brain-dead, a stubborn twat, or mute.

Drahcir: *[swings head around]* I’m a- WHAT?!

Kyle: *[lightly pushing Taylor away from the smug Emo Alan]* Becky, Taylor, why even bother with them? Of course, they’re not going to talk, and you can’t read their minds if that cage is completely superpower-proof, telepathy included, to prevent them from transforming their way free. Just leave them the hell alone and wait until Alan gets back here.

Taylor: On the same topic... where IS Alan?

Becky: From what his friends told me, inside the house.

Taylor: What could he possibly be doing that’s taking so long?!

Emo Alan: It’s been a long day, perhaps he’s taking a nap.

Taylor: You know, your input is unnecessary.

*[Emo Alan only chuckling in response to her statement, Taylor again glared daggers at him in response, to which Kyle pulled her away from further instigation. The again-conscious Zombified Alan aimlessly banged and thumped his head against the side of the mana cage, mindlessly groaning between intervals, amusing both Mason and Devin, all while Alexis comforted an seemingly-ill Chloe. Morpheus suddenly arrived out of nowhere, telekinetically carrying the unconscious Bluetrix Alan and signaling Becky to take care of him, who again used her magic to teleport the Al-Ternate inside along with the others.]*

Drahcir: Who on Earth is this?

Emo Alan: One of the Reading Rainbow book club members… hey there, sleepyhead! Welcome to us cool kids’ hang-out!

Drahcir: Ah, well… brilliant.

Emo Alan: Chin up, ass backwards. Scavenger and Society are still out there.

Drahcir: Okay, enough with the name-calling.

*[Bluetrix Alan’s limp body shuffling slightly, his body unnaturally jolted awake, literally launching himself up to his feet so quickly and abruptly that he almost seemed to have teleported into his upright stance. A nonchalant Emo Alan twisted his head to look at him, confused by his bizarre movements, as although none of Alan’s group nor the Annihilators were paying any attention, Maklar focused his eyes on a strange mass slithering through the grass a couple meters away, his suspicions only furthered when the aggravating sound of Zombified Alan repeatedly bonking his head against the mana cage abruptly ceased, when he seemed to also have caught glimpse of the strange shape. Devin and Mason, both in the same boat, approached Maklar.]*

Maklar: Did either of you see that?

Devin: How could I have not?!

*[The grass unnaturally began to shuffle, emitting a jarring sound of something moving within, prompting the trio to lunge and attempt to attack it with their alien abilities, all while both the perplexed Emo Alan and Drahcir watch Bluetrix Alan staggered up to the side of the mana cage, planting his palms against the surface. Maklar’s extended tendrils managed to finally grab onto and take hold of the web-wrapped mass, and raised it upwards to get a better look, seeing it was… another Bluetrix Alan.]*

Drahcir: Why on Earth are you moving like that, Blue, and how did you even get caught out in the open?! I thought you were with your recolored lackeys, were you not?!

Bluetrix Alan: *[static-filled voice]* *...Drahcir…*

*[Bluetrix Alan’s head suddenly pivoted slightly, before his neck grotesquely snapped around a full 180 degrees and revealed his eyes were nothing more than glowing orbs of fluctuating TV static, horrifying both the unsuspecting Drahcir and Emo Alan. Becoming slowly engulfed in multicolored pixels, Bluetrix Alan’s body began to unnaturally vibrate and twitch about, the effect slowly spreading down his backwards arms and spreading into the construct of the mana cage he was making physical contact with.]*

Bluetrix Alan: *[static-filled voice]* *...WHY SO SERIOUS?!*

*[Emo Alan’s expression turned to overjoyed realization, as bursting out of his human disguise, Society Glitch Trials’ maniacal laughter filled the air as he violently glitched and distorted the cage in a warped, intangible state, too late for the nearby Annihilators to even realize, and for Devin and Mason to alert the others that they had just willingly granted the Al-Ternates their escape route, before suddenly, who they presume to actually be the unconscious Bluetrix Alan lunged upwards and grabbed Mason from behind, engulfing him in pixels that left him a glitchy, inaudible statue frozen in place, and revealing himself as not Bluetrix Alan specifically, but that of Bluetrix Glitch Trials instead. Extending out his arms and shoving his hands straight through the torsos of the others to freeze them too, Devin quickly used his powers to let it phrase right through his body instead, while Maklar managed to just barely call for help with one terrified scream before he devolved into nothing but glitches.]*

Maklar: *MORPHEUS!!!*

*[Bluetrix Glitch Trials suddenly raising his head upwards, a massive blast of mana energy completely decapitated him, his headless body staggering backwards and detransforming back to his human form. The Annihilators all collectively charged his vulnerable human form, although frantically mashing his Simplicitrix, Bluetrix Alan morphed into Bomb Voyage and launched an array of elemental bombs outwards at them, creating a multitude of various explosions ranging from a deafening sonic blast, the gaseous release of smoke that formed a quick smokescreen, and the various sprays of liquids such as acid, oil, and water. Forcefully scattering themselves to dodge Bluetrix Bomb Voyage’s random attacks, the levitating Becky dissipated the smoke into nothingness with magic and launched several rapid-fire blasts of mana at him, although Bluetrix Bomb Voyage slammed an orb into the ground, creating a metallic shield that blocked them.]*

Bluetrix Bomb Voyage: SEND IN THE CLOWN!

*[On cue, Society Skycep suddenly appeared out of nowhere from the vaporized smokescreen, holding out his largest pair of arms towards Becky, retracting in his hands, and unleashing two massive blasts of wind that launched her out of the air and onto the ground. Kyle, now in his Loboan form, charged on all fours and attempted to slash at Society Skycep, although his hand, then the rest of his entire body instead went right through him, courtesy of Zombified Intangler’s “phantomization” field. The same effect spreading to the other Annihilators, Morpheus cancelled out the effect and released a wave of temporal energy that reversed and negated Zombified Intangler’s transformation, although before he can do anything else, Bluetrix Bomb Voyage shot a power dampening orb at him from above, weakening his near-omnipotent gloves, as Drahcir’s Polymorph transformation, Poog, suddenly wrapped around him, encasing him in slime.]*

Morpheus: *[struggling]* GET OFF ME!

*[His gloves still rather powerful even while weakened, Morpheus managed to release another blast of energy, this time specifically electromagnetic that briefly locked and froze up Poog’s projector, enabling Morpheus to manually grab hold of it and throw Poog off of him. The reverted Drahcir, however, caught himself before smashing into the ground, and transformed into his Transylian transformation and version of Frankenstrike, Eturbortcele, launching back a blast of his own electromagnetic energy that Devin suddenly appears to block and absorb the bulk of, defending Morpheus from the attack.]*

Eturbortcele: Running in so suddenly, huh, Amperi? You could get killed that way.

Mason: Don’t see that happening anytime soon.

Eturbortcele: Hm, let’s see about that-

*[Eturbortcele suddenly yelled out upon being telekinetically grabbed and thrown back several meters by the annoyed Morpheus. War now starting to rage around them, Alexis and Chloe both readied their respective abilities and weapons to join the fight, all while Society Skycep and Kyle repeatedly knocked each other back with the repeated exchange of pressurized wind blasts and sonic howls, and Becky again used her magic to force a mid-possession-attempt Zombified Ghostfreak out of her body, forcing him to switch to Zombified Embird, gaining flight to match her levitation and shooting out gray spectral flames Becky blocked with a mana shield. Taylor nimbly dodged Bluetrix Bomb Voyage’s elemental bombs, using her telepathy on him to predict each attack, before telekinetically grabbing and slamming him into the ground with all her mental strength and concentration… which briefly worked in keeping him down, until Bluetrix Mechasaurus spontaneously emerged from the crater, roaring and exhaling a blast of ignited oil that Taylor attempted to deflect with her telekinesis, although Devin suddenly flew in from behind, wrapping a tendril around her arm and pulling her out of the way.]*

Taylor: What I would GIVE to finally have the ACTUAL ALAN here!

Devin: Telepath to another telepath, I’m trying to stay optimistic myself, but I’m REALLY starting to share your annoyance too!

*[Bluetrix Mechasaurus attempted to chase them down on all fours, firing streams of burning oil from his mechanical maw in an attempt to bury them, although Bluetrix Mechasaurus suddenly halted and craned his head up, having caught glimpse of a familiar face flying straight towards him from above: the dark-green, purple-horned Blacktrix Jetray.]*

Bluetrix Mechasaurus: Black, what are you doing?!

Blacktrix Jetray: SHUT UP AND COME HERE!!

*[In a flash of black light, Blacktrix Jetray shifted into the shiny-red Blacktrix Upgrade, morphing into his liquid metal form and suddenly engulfing his transformed teammate’s body, putting his Mechamorph abilities to use in heavily armoring him up and generating a large jetpack from his backside in place of his spines. The upgraded Bluetrix Mechasaurus suddenly began to take off, seemingly out of Bluetrix Alan’s control, and despite his defiant protests, Blacktrix Upgrade used his granted upgrades against his will and practically abducted him, seemingly with the intent of bringing him to the other major fight going on, allowing the semi-exhausted Devin to stop and catch his breath, releasing Taylor in the process.]*

Devin: Well, I guess that just happened... *[suddenly sees metal object flying towards him]* ...wait, what the fuck is that?!

*[The strange metal object whizzing right past Devin’s head, he turned around in the direction it was heading towards, his eyes widening in shock at the sight of the reawakened Weaponized Alan’s extended hand having directly caught it with the use of Lodestar’s magnetic attraction having pulled his detached mask back towards him. Weaponized Alan silently clamped it back over his face and loudly cracked his slanted, broken neck back into place once healed with the use of Ouroborosaurus’ regenerative factor. Taylor attempted to telekinetically slow him down, although Weaponized Alan effortlessly counteracted it with Gravattack’s gravity manipulation, before using it to repulse her backwards, then raising his arm and using Chromastone’s energy absorption to block and nullify Devin’s frantic blasts of electricity, and beginning to slowly approach Devin, Rath's claws emerging from his wrists again.]*

Devin: FUCK FUCK FUCK!

*[Weaponized Alan suddenly froze mid-step, the slight movement of something mundane just barely within his line of sight having caught his eye, and something that was not there moments prior, and sprouted Eye Guy eyeballs from his shoulders and back to examine it again. Devin slowly blinked in confusion on what was going on, although eventually focused his gaze onto what had grabbed Weaponized Alan’s attention... an angelic statue that although the arms of the hands covering their face in a shameful position mostly obscured their chest, Devin made out the faintest silhouette of a familiar symbol.]*

Devin: ...no way...

*[Weaponized Alan readying an elemental blast out of one of the eyes to outright destroy the angel statue, Devin suddenly charged him, wrapping one tendril over his face, covering his line of sight and using the others to electrocute and blind the Opticoid eyeballs across his backside. Sealing his eyes shut, the statue jolted to life again and Weaponized Alan’s stoic gaze turned to shock and panic moments before he was suddenly warped away, the flash of bright-red light afterwards prompting Devin to reopen his eyes… seeing none other than his own Alan.]*

Devin: *ALAN!!*

Alan: My mistake, I thought I took care of that one already.

Devin: What the HELL kind of transformation was that? Better yet, where did he go?!

Alan: Hopefully somewhere where he’ll stay down longer than last time. *[pulls out tiny object from pocket]* Sorry that took a while, I was looking for this.

*[Putting it near his face, Alan clenches his gauntlet-covered fist and activated Plus Sights’ size manipulation powers, resizing the object back to its proper size and revealing it to be Raijin.]*

Devin: ALL THAT TIME FOR YOUR WEAPON?!

Alan: I didn’t say it was only for this.

Devin: Wh- then what were you doing?!

Alan: Calling for back-up.

Devin: *WE ALREADY CALLED BACK-UP!!!*

*[Alan simply smirked in response, thinking for a brief moment, although Devin was only left even more so confused why he was smiling now. His eyes widening with remembrance, Alan opened his lips and emitted a series of strange zipping sounds, using an alien power to eject out the contents of a pocket universe that was within his mouth. The massive shadow of what was inside instantly engulfed Alan, Devin, and the nearby Taylor, slowly spreading throughout the entire backyard, catching the attention of both the Al-Ternates and Annihilators so much that it interrupted all ongoing fights. Alexis and Chloe both stared up in equal astonishment, as meanwhile, Morpheus used his gloves to restore Mason and Maklar’s distorted forms back to normal, allowing them to join in on the crowd of shocked onlookers. Slowly but surely, out comes GrimmZilla… fully kaiju-sized again.]*

Devin: ...oh...

### Chapter 3

*[Back near the woods, Fly’s group relentlessly attempted to fend off the immense amount of Whitetrix Alan clones, overwhelmed by their numbers even without their extra assistance of Greentrix, Yellowtrix, and Scavenger Alan, all three of them respectively transformed into Grabby, Yellowtrix Mantis Shrimp, and Gatling Emerald. A few of Fly’s group had already been defeated, including Kalastaa, left dehydrated by Whitetrix Igknight’s pyrokinetic abilities and having his prosthetic arm frozen solid by Whitetrix Frostbyt’s dry ice breath, and Zedipar, left pinned to the ground by Whitetrix Judgilante’s gavel, his limbs restrained by Whitetrix Gift Chomp’s ribbons, Whitetrix Yelly Flop’s tendrils, Whitetrix Stinkfly’s slime, and Whitetrix Ball Weevil’s plasma, and having his kinetic energy continuously absorbed by Whitetrix Hoodwink to the point he could barely move. Meanwhile, Whitetrix Spoonerism yeeted himself at Diamond Zero, although the latter deflected him with a crystalline blade extending from his arm, before swatting back the advancing Whitetrix Færy and Ball Weevil attempting to slow him down with their abilities, and formed a shield to block both a blinding beam of light fired by Yellowtrix Mantis Shrimp, and combined gunfire from Whitetrix TenTen, Simpleten, and Ammouflage.]*

*[Richard (1799.R) as his Thep Khufan form, Tyrantbind, managed to wrap up and trap several clones with his extended bandages, especially that of the weaker transformations such as Slingshot, Binoculears, Vertebrain, and Cattail, although is suddenly knocked back by a stark-white optic beam from Whitetrix Upgrade. In retaliation, Richard (1799.R) transformed into another alien exclusive to him, Buzzshock, and discharged a blast of electricity that exploited Whitetrix Upgrade’s metal physiology, reverting him. Taking a note out of his first encounter with Alan and what he did with Scavenger Alan, Buzzshock (1799.R) transformed into Pesky Dust (1799.R) and showered the defeated clones in a wave of dream dust, ensuring they wouldn’t recover anytime soon, before the energetic Whitetrix Jack Assassin, who wasn’t named as so for obvious reasons, suddenly jumped in out of nowhere and faced the purple Nemuina.]*

Don Keyxote: You think you can tango with me, DON KEYXOTE?!

Pesky Dust (1799.R): *[firing out more dream dust, knocking Don Keyxote out too]* Mhm.

Fly: Richard, I need your assistance! I’ve located Khal Raztack, but he seems to be under the effects of some sort of hallucinogen!

Pesky Dust (1799.R): Puffertrip, I’m guessing? Bring him over here, and I’ll do the rest!

*[Fly quickly does as told, to which Pesky Dust (1799.R) transformed into Gutrot (1799.R) and unleashed a gaseous agent from his metal spouts that quickly neutralized the effects of Poison Sniper’s hallucinogenic toxin on Khal Raztack once he has inhaled them. Ripping him out of his trance, Khal Raztack swiftly came to the aid of the others, thrashing Whitetrix Hookwink and shattering his mechanical legs, before rendering Whitetrix Judgilante unconscious with a single punch to his jaw and throwing back the other clones keeping Zedipar pinned with a sonic clap. Whitetrix Stinkfly attempted to retaliate with a blast of slime, although Fly suddenly shot out moss to absorb the liquid, before knocking them down with a punch.]*

Fly: Better late than never!

*[The freed Zedipar suddenly sped off towards the restrained Kalastaa and charged straight into Whitetrix Frostbyt, shattering almost all of his ice armor, before grabbing hold of him and using him as a shield when Whitetrix Igknight released a wave of flames in an attempt to burn Zedipar. The generated steam worked against him, blinding Whitetrix Igknight, while the secondary byproduct of water splashed onto and rejuvenated the dehydrated Kalastaa, invigorating him again. Whitetrix Igknight forged a fiery cannon from his left arm and attempted to blast Zedipar with it, although Kalastaa effortlessly dismembered the Flammaques’ limb before slashing them in the face with enough force to revert them too. Zedipar zipped around at breakneck speeds, grabbing each unconscious clone and tossing them in an accumulating pile that grew larger and larger with the defeats of the feeble Whitetrix Spoonerism and Simpleten at the hands of Khal Raztack. Whitetrix Scaregrow grabbed hold of the Tetramand, attempting to exploit his fears with the use of his powers, although he simply tossed him off of him, before Kalastaa then ran up from behind and impaled Whitetrix Scaregrow with his prosthetic hand to set them ablaze.]*

Khal Raztack: I’ve had enough hallucinations for one day.

*[However, Whitetrix Scaregrow proved just as relentless, as despite his devastating injury, managed to transform into the bright-red Whitetrix Blizzarro to extinguish his flames clinging to his body, and launched a flurry of ice spikes at the two of them, although a massive spire of crystal spikes suddenly ruptured from the ground beneath the Clacies, impaling straight through the soft snow body as Diamond Zero, cracked and damaged but still fighting strong, came out of nowhere, although is soon confronted by the other Petrosapien, Gatling Emerald.]*

Diamond Zero: I’ve got this one. Take out the other clones.

Khal Raztack: You sure? He gave me a lot of trouble.

Diamond Zero: *[transforming bladed arm in a mass of sharpened spikes]* I’m positive.

*[Gatling Emerald mimicking his bladed limb himself, the two Petrosapiens rushed forward to clash, while Whitetrix TenTen attempted to ambush the others from above, firing off laser guns. Khal Raztack’s tough skin unaffected by the lasers, Whitetrix TenTen pulled out an explosive and flings it towards them, although Kalastaa effortlessly swatted it back with a swing of his arm, returning it to its sender as it detonates and hilariously takes out the very clone that had thrown it. Only a few of them remaining, along with both Yellowtrix and Greentrix Alan, Khal Raztack and Kalastaa quickly separated to take on the latter two, while Spidermonkey (1799.R) fought up against Whitetrix Ammouflage, although doesn’t necessarily “fight” and more repeatedly used his agility to repeatedly dodge his gunfire.]*

Whitetrix Ammouflage: HOLD STILL!

*[Spidermonkey (1799.R) simply blew a raspberry in response, infuriating Whitetrix Ammouflage so much he suddenly transformed into the lanky Whitetrix Weird Flex, shooting out his multiple muscular tendrils in an attempt to capture Spidermonkey (1799.R), although as soon as the latter makes physical contact, Spidermonkey (1799.R) then transformed into a peculiar-looking version of Eatle that appeared to be more of a mechanical shark than an actual insect, and bit down on Whitetrix Weird Flex’s tendrils, forcing him to retract them all back out of pain.]*

Whitetrix Weird Flex: *[gawking]* YOU BIT ME!

Eatle (1799.R): *EATLE* BIT YOU!

Whitetrix Weird Flex: ...that’s… that’s your Eatle? Why does he look like that?!

Eatle (1799.R): I’ll answer that as soon as you and your friends admit defeat.

Whitetrix Weird Flex: *...NEVER!!!*

*[Whitetrix Weird Flex suddenly transformed into the green-and-white Whitetrix Astrodactyl, propelling himself upwards and ejecting out an energy whip to strike at Eatle (1799.R) although the latter simply transformed himself, matching his transformation as Astrodactyl (1799.R) and quickly engaging in aerial battle. Fly, meanwhile, somehow managed to defeat Whitetrix M. Night Shyamalanomaly, who despite being quite the handful, didn’t necessarily do much than blame every little thing he did as a masterful plot twist, while on the other hand, Zedipar clearly struggled against the massive Whitetrix Tyrannosaurus Hex and his magically-summoned army of reanimated undead skeletons. Even with assistance from the rest of his group, Fly proved little additional help to them, not until Greentrix Alan’s unhelpful transformation into Hey Now did less harm to them, and more harm to his own ally.]*

Whitetrix Tyrannosaurus Hex: *[shielding eyes, recoiling in pain]* GAHHH, GREEN! STOP! STOP, YOU FOOL!! YOUR LIGHT IS WEAKENING MY MAGIC!!

Hey Now: Who you callin’ pinhead?

Whitetrix Tyrannosaurus Hex: I DIDN’T CALL YOU THAT!!

*[Yellowtrix Acid Reflex suddenly swooped in from behind him, violently smashing Hey Now into the ground with an acidic construct in the shape of a mallet. Although Yellowtrix Acid Reflex had resolved the issue, the damage had already been dealt, as Fly’s group finally broke through Whitetrix Tyrannosaurus Hex’s undead defenses and knocked him down after several blows. Yellowtrix Acid Reflex quickly formed an acidic spear and attempted to stop them in their tracks, although Heatblast (1799.R), having defeated his own clone off-screen and now flying atop a flaming mass of rock, appeared and blanketed Yellowtrix Acid Reflex in a wave of flames that scorched his slime body, before the former jumped off of his rocky platform, allowing his makeshift transportation to smash right into Yellowtrix Acid Reflex’s face, knocking him flat on his back and reverting him back to his human form in a flash of yellow light.]*

Gatling Emerald: WHAT IS THIS?! *[blocking blow from Diamond Zero]* EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE BUMBLING IDIOTS WERE JUST DEFEATED?!

Diamond Zero: It’s like they aren’t as good villains as you think!

Gatling Emerald: Perhaps so... I could say the same for you!

*[Gatling Emerald suddenly deflected and parried Diamond Zero’s next blow, before suddenly transforming back into Warmonger, using him to effortlessly thrash Diamond Zero and knocking him aside seemingly out of lost interest, charging forward towards Khal Raztack.]*

Warmonger: **IT’S THE BIG FISH I WANT!!!**

‘’[Khal Raztack just barely having enough time to react and put up his arms to defend himself, Warmonger put on a maniacal expression and reeled back both his left fists, and as he brought them forward for a dual punch… a large humanoid alien transformation, comparable to a swamp monster, suddenly blocked his path, the fists having impacted with his midsection yet not dealt the slightest of damage to him, all the result of their energy-dispersing skin.]’’

EpicDermis (1799.R): ...whoops, I’m not interrupting anything, right?

*[Before Warmonger can react in time, EpicDermis (1799.R) transformed into his Talpaedan form, Armodrillo (1799.R), and reeled his arms upwards, before slamming them down with earth-shattering forces that ripped the ground asunder and sent debris flying at Warmonger. Thrown off his feet, the recovered Diamond Zero ran up from behind him and similarly slammed his hands into the ground, erecting a massive crystalline spire that smashed into Warmonger from below and reverted him back to his human form. In one final team attack, Khal Raztack used his strength to throw Kalastaa at the spire, who himself used his biting strength to chomp into the spire, breaking it in half and sending it crashing below. Made into a makeshift ramp, Zedipar took a running stance, before using his speed to rush up it, leap up into the air, and land a powerful drop-kick that sent the stunned Al-Ternate soaring back in the opposite direction from the sheer force, tumbling in the dirt and grass for a brief moment before falling unconscious.]*

Zedipar: Going… going… GONE! HOMERUN! THAT’S GAME!

*[Fly’s group and Richard all celebrate their hard-earned victory, with Greentrix Alan joining midway through and taking way too long to notice, as meanwhile, several flashes of white light restored Whitetrix Ditto, and thus soon the Al-Ternate Alan himself, back to only one instance of himself, grabbing at his shoulder in pain with clear regret towards his spur-of-the-moment idea no matter how successful it was for a brief moment. Too weak to get up on his own, Yellowtrix Alan slowly approached him, smearing dirt out of his face, and extended out a helping hand. Whitetrix Alan thankfully accepted it, unaware at first at Yellowtrix Alan’s clear glare of hatred towards the clueless Greentrix Alan, who was currently engaged in a Scooby Doo chase with the others trying to catch him as the dastardly, maniacally-giggling Commit Arson.]*

Whitetrix Alan: Thank you, Yellow... *[noticing his gaze]* ...ugh, as much as I pity him for being Black’s punching bag, he doesn’t belong to him. I share your frustration.

*[Yellowtrix Alan almost seemed to begin opening his mouth to actually speak and respond, although before he can, the two are startled by a sudden shockwave that nearly knocked them off their feet again. Commit Arson went soaring like a frisbee, faceplanting in the dirt near his allies, while the other two and Fly’s group both confronted the crater created by the arrival of their extremely unexpected newcomer. Flying upwards out of it with the aid of both his jetpack and additional rocket thrusters emerging from the underside of his feet, the upgraded Bluetrix Mechasaurus threateningly revealed himself and proceeded to transform his shoulders into missile launchers, and his forearms into gigantic flamethrowers. Blacktrix Upgrade’s voice emitted from the ring-shaped eye that briefly appears on his forehead.]*

Blacktrix Upgrade: **FUCK SHIT UP! FUCK SHIT UP! FUCK SHIT UP! FUCK ALL OF YOU HAZBIN BITCHES!! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU CAN PERSONALLY EAT MY OWN ASS!!!**

Bluetrix Mechasaurus: For the record, I didn’t sign up for this.

*[Blacktrix Upgrade let out a war-cry and forced Bluetrix Mechasaurus to unleash hell on Fly’s group, Commit Arson clapping his feet together and giggling like a baby at the sight of flames, that soon turns to saddened disappointment when Khal Raztack extinguished them all with a sonic clap. His annoyance towards his teammate growing more and more apparent, Yellowtrix Alan splintered away from the ground to rescue the defeated Scavenger Alan from being caught within the crossfire, leaving an exhausted Whitetrix Alan to loudly scoff and blow smoke out of his nostrils. Making a quick silent prayer and using his fingers to make the sign of the cross, Whitetrix Alan smacked his Simplicitrix, which briefly lagged from still recovering from almost being fully exerted, and eventually managed to transform him back into Whitetrix Weird Flex.]*

Whitetrix Weird Flex: GOSH DARNIT, BLACK, MOTHER NATURE IS NOT YOUR CANVAS FOR DESTRUCTION!!

*[Whitetrix Weird Flex readied himself and bulked up his tendrils, preparing to jump up to curb the antics of his chaotic teammate, although suddenly stopped himself as a weaker shockwave, albeit one much larger in radius, suddenly traveled underneath his feet. In the way off distance, Whitetrix Weird Flex stared totally awestruck at the sight of the full-sized GrimmZilla traveling away from the Nomaly house and wreaking havoc against the main Al-Ternates. The sight of it alone struck immense fear into Whitetrix Weird Flex, causing his muscular tendrils to deflate back down like popped balloons.]*

Whitetrix Weird Flex: ...speak of the devil...

*[The raging war of Annihilators and Al-Ternates finally began to shift further and further away from the Nomaly house, and the tides were beginning to turn in favor of Alan and his pet kaiju, although the main group of Al-Ternates refused to go down again… well, that, and also wanting to seemingly destroy anything in their path out of sheer spite. Amongst the complete and utter chaos, a cornered Drahcir tossed Alexis off of him, frantically shifting between forms that range from to Xxolb, to Ttumdliw, to Swajpir, to Nipsarret, to GRN, as the rest of Alan’s group were all attempting to literally dogpile him to the ground to keep him down, although he abandoned his containment suit and flew up to gain the higher ground, while Emo Alan’s version of Heatblast, Weakblast, brawled against Taylor, and Becky used her magic to hold off any stragglers trying to interrupt her attempt at fully repowering Morpheus’ gloves. Several Alanomany clones of varying sizes sprinted blindly throughout the warzone, all of them assembled together into an Ekoplektoid army with their battled, battle-scarred leader wielding Raijin and shooting off bolts of electricity at any Al-Ternate that came near. GrimmZilla’s distant roar became interrupted by a paralytic scream that coursed through the air and immobilized close to everyone in its radius, the source of the cry revealing themselves as the twisted form of Zombified ReDoubt rising upwards from the ash of his past defeat as Zombified Embird, although a few of the soldiers managed to look away and shut their eyes before becoming trapped in his sight lock.]*

Alanomany Soldier #1: LOOK OUT!

Alanomany Soldier #2: MILITIVIL AT TWELVE O’CLOCK!

Alanomany Leader: *[holding trident upwards like a staff, speaking in drill sergeant-like voice]* THEN WE’LL HIT HIM WITH MANEUVER TWELVE, MEN! CATAPULT NOW!

*[Zombified ReDoubt’s shadow suddenly began to extend out, casting a pathway of darkness that attempted to engulf the soldiers that have avoided his gaze, although one of the Alanomany soldiers suddenly transformed into Unus Annus, using their shadow manipulation to push back his shadow of doubt and keep it at bay, although clearly has much struggle keeping it held back. Another soldier transformed into Beartrap, digging his claws into the ground and morphing his malleable bones into the skeletal framework of a giant catapult he disconnected from himself, while more cloned soldiers came to his aid with various transformations in building and fortifying the construct, the wooden Attactus summoning pillars of wood from the ground and wrapping them around the framework, the amorphous Earwax spraying out liquid wax that solidified and reinforced its foundation, the monkey-like Lemyrrh shooting globs of sticky myrrh that functioned as a glue to hold it all together, and Bungee Sponge improvising himself as the rope.]*

Unus Annus: CAN’T… HOLD HIM… BACK FOR... MUCH LONGER!

Alanomany Leader: HURRY, MEN!

*[Unus Annus’ hold suddenly broken at the worst of times, and Zombified ReDoubt’s shadow of doubt engulfed both him and several more soldiers, although before it can try to cover anymore, suddenly grinded to a halt from one of the clones transforming into M0K at the last second and degrading its speed the second it touched with him. The Alanomany leader angrily groaned in frustration, tossed Raijin aside, and sprinted toward the shadow of doubt, pouncing towards the ground and transforming into the wispy Shady Nasty to meld into the shadow of doubt, using his powers to rapidly possess Zombified ReDoubt and forcing him to deactivate his powers, his face reverting back to normal and the rest of the army being freed from his doubt manipulation. The catapult having been finally completed, one soldier transformed into the large VaMoose and leapt into the payload, beginning to build up momentum as fast he could.]*

VaMoose: FIRE!

*[The Bungee Sponge clone violently unhooked from the ground and released the payload, sending VaMoose flying through the air at a relatively slow speed at first, that soon became massively enhanced by a freed Alanomany soldier transforming into EmPowerment, radiating their power amplification field towards VaMoose and thus greatly amplifying his momentum. Now like a missile, VaMoose took the stunned Zombified ReDoubt by complete surprise and smashed straight into it with enough force to not only instantaneously revert back to his undead human form, but horrifically mangle him, his jaw snapping off and eye popping out. Zombified Alan smashed and tumbled into the ground, limbs and body parts gruesomely breaking and snapping off, although one of the cloned soldiers apprehended him as the large, blue-skinned Incarcerate, generating an energy orb from the large one protruding from his face that engulfed and trapped the dismembered Zombified Alan inside.]*

Incarcerate: Got him!

*[The M0K clone sprinted over and used his powers on the trapped Zombified Alan, absorbing his remaining speed and completely immobilizing him as a result, although before anything else can be done to him, the Incarcerate clone suddenly gained a weakened expression across his face, and out of nowhere, collapsed onto the ground and reverted back to his human form in a flash of red light. Before the M0K and VaMoose clones could even question this action, they both suddenly collapsed too, and soon, the entire Alanomany army of clones began abruptly dropping them like flies, remerging back together until only a few actually remain. Despite also reverting back to his human form, one clone seemingly managed to remain both upright and conscious, as the clown-make-up-clad Society Helheim appeared as the culprit, having forced each clone’s souls out with the use of his soul manipulation powers.]*

Society Helheim: Well, that’s a surprise... what exactly makes you the only expectation? You don’t want to drink any Kool-Aid?

Alan: *[monotone voice]* What exactly makes you confident enough to let us keep kicking the asses of you and your goons? Is that your plan?

Society Helheim: Do I really look like a guy with a plan?

Alan: You look like a jackass in a cosplay outfit.

Society Helheim: Yeah, so does your girlfriend!

Alan: I consider us associates.

Society Helheim: Oooh… that’s harsh.

Alan: Do you know who you’re even talking to?

*[Society Helheim maniacally chuckling in response, “Alan” slowly craned his head to the left, facing Society Helheim and revealing his purple-and-black eyes to him. Society Helheim’s laugh abruptly halted and his face dropped in confusion, as “Alan” suddenly extended out his right arm and clenched his gauntlet-covered hand into a fist, activating Helheim’s powers and anchoring the few remaining clones’ evicted souls back into place, including his own in the process. Using Gravattack’s gravity manipulation to pull them all back towards him, and then Ditto’s powers for him to remerge with each of them, “Alan” again used Lodestar’s magnetism to reclaim the discarded Raijin, grabbing onto it with both hands as striped tendrils slithered out from inside his sleeves and additionally wrapped around the weapon.]*

Society Helheim: What the fuck?!

Pride: This, right here, is a dream come true.

*[Fly’s group frantically attempted to chase down the upgraded Bluetrix Mechasaurus, who at first, seemed to be making his escape, although in actuality, Blacktrix Upgrade was aggressively fighting for control against Upgrade (1799.R) as the two were writhing atop of his back back and attempting to push one out, firing out random optic beams and damaging their host’s upgrades in the process. Whitetrix Astrodactyl soared through the air behind the three of them, Greentrix Alan as Big Succ in his clutches, the latter trying to pull either of the two of them off with his vacuum breath, although he was a terrible aim worsened by Whitetrix Astrodactyl’s continuous attempts at dodging bits of Bluetrix Mechasaurus’ armor that were breaking and flying off. His jetpack now damaged beyond further use, Bluetrix Mechasaurus abruptly fell out of the sky and plummeted into the ground below, detransforming during the process of impact, although both Galvanic Mechamorphs emerged and continued their fight as if nothing had ever happened, now thrashing one another as Blacktrix Boarden and a very disproportionate, wingless Kickin Hawk (1799.R) respectively.]*

Blacktrix Boarden: What’s the matter, skipped leg day?!

*[Kickin Hawk (1799.R) flipped backwards and kicked Blacktrix Boarden straight in the back, his version of a Plumavem transformation proving just as powerful. Strengthened by the hate of his opponent, Blacktrix Boarden hit him back even harder than he did once he finished recoiling from the kick. Knocked onto his back, Kickin Hawk (1799.R) swiftly transformed into another transformation exclusive to himself, the frog-like humanoid Bullfrag (1799.R), and used his enhanced jumping strength to backflip onto his feet again. Blacktrix Boarden charged him with soaring fists, although Bullfrag (1799.R) shot out a prehensile tongue that stuck itself to Blacktrix Boarden’s chest, to which Bullfrag (1799.R) violently whipped his head upwards, then just as violently downwards, smashing Blacktrix Boarden into the ground before whipping his head to the side and throwing him at the arriving Big Succ.]*

Blacktrix Boarden: *[throwing Big Succ off]* Get OFF me! *[suddenly struck with energy whip from behind]* OW, WHAT THE HELL?!

Whitetrix Astrodactyl: BLACK, THAT’S ENOUGH! WE NEED TO RECUPERATE!

Blacktrix Boarden: YOU CAN RECUPERATE MY NUTS TO YOUR FUCKING FACE!

Whitetrix Astrodactyl: GOD ALMIGHTY, THE ONE YOU’RE FIGHTING FOR THE PAST 10 MINUTES ISN’T EVEN OUR TARGET!

Blacktrix Boarden: OH, YOU WANT *ALMIGHTY*, HUH?!

*[Blacktrix Boarden angrily hit down on the inverted Simplicitrix symbol on his belt, transforming into the spandex-clad humanoid that was Blacktrix AlMighty. Whitetrix Astrodactyl suddenly fired out another energy whip, attempting to restrain his teammate, although Blacktrix AlMighty’s first manifested power of Elastic Skin miraculously proved to be defensive enough to not only block but deflect the attack back. A recovered Bluetrix Alan, although one now significantly battered up with a visible black eye, slowly re-emerged from the crater, coughing wildly and shaking dirt off of him, and staggered back up to his feet to confront the arriving members of Fly’s group.]*

Kalastaa: Step aside.

Bluetrix Alan: No.

Khal Raztack: *[cracking knuckles]* We can do this the easy way or the hard way.

Bluetrix Alan: Hard way it is then.

Fly: Wait, no! Your own teammates are fighting one another, and we’re more important to you?!

Bluetrix Alan: What, you expect me to back down?! I didn’t bust my fucking ass and come all this way just to give up when EVERYTHING STARTS GOING TO SHIT!

Fly: Is this seriously what you want?!

Bluetrix Alan: You ask me that without even knowing the reason why I’m here!

Zedipar: You obviously came for Alan… so who the hell sent you?!

Bluetrix Alan: Sorry, that’s for you to not find out.

*[Before any members of Fly’s group can make a move, Bluetrix Alan sluggishly activated his Simplicitrix and transforms back into Bluetrix Blue Voyage, throwing forth a teleportation orb that struck the ground beneath the feet of Fly’s group, creating a large portal that caused them to fall through and come out the other side of god knows where its intended destination was. Blacktrix AlMighty and Whitetrix Astrodactyl continued to vigorously scuffle with one another, the former utilizing Dimensional Breath to shoot out a beam of the energy of his mouth to knock him to the ground, prompting him to transform into Whitetrix Unus Annus and vanish into the shadow of a nearby tree. Blacktrix AlMighty manifested another ability in response to this, Demonic Sound Manipulation, and generated a ambient aura of vicious and hellish sound from around him, completely deforming and corrupting the terrain in an attempt to find where his teammate was, although the effects were reverted by Greentrix Alan’s transformation into Hey Now again.]*

Blacktrix AlMighty: STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLE!

Hey Now: I am Jeuse.

*[Blacktrix AlMighty released a demonic sonic scream at Hey Now, although his radiance of holy light completely nullified it. Whitetrix Unus Annus suddenly leapt out during Blacktrix AlMighty’s moment of distraction, and with a kick to the back that partially distorted the molecular structure of part of his costume, revealed himself as Don Keyxote. With Enhanced Wits that accelerated his thought process, the two again began to trade blows with one another, all while Bullfrag (1799.R) casually watched from the sidelines, previously tempted to rejoin the fight before Whitetrix Alan’s interruption, but now watching in complete amusement that was suddenly interrupted by an optic beam from Bluetrix Squidstrictor nearly hitting him from behind.]*

Bluetrix Squidstrictor: You’re mine, prick.

Bullfrag (1799.R): ...soooooo, I guess you’re fully onboard with letting your teammates fight one another, huh? Some team leader you are...

Bluetrix Squidstrictor: RIGHT! THAT’S IT! THANK YOU FOR YOUR USELESS FUCKING USEPUT! I’M THEIR LEADER! YOU KNOW WHY I’M THEIR LEADER?! I’M THE ONLY ONE OF THE FUCKING SECOND-RATES WHO’S ACTUALLY FUCKING COMPOTENT ENOUG TO EVEN BE A TEAM LEADER!! **HERE’S YOUR SHITTY AWARD FOR YOUR STUNNING OBSERVATION!!!**

*[Bluetrix Squidstrictor fired off another optic beam that Bullfrag (1799.R) quickly blocked with a crystalline shield as Diamondhead (1799.R) as he redirected the energy beam back at him, before the two respectively formed spiked shards and unraveled tendrils from their arms and engaged in hand-to-hand combat. Blacktrix AlMighty, meanwhile, defended himself with the power of Elemental Shield Construction against Don Keyxote, blasting him back with a rocky shield, although Don Keyxote caught himself and suddenly transformed into Whitetrix King Midas, firing a transmutation beam from his horn that reduced each of Blacktrix AlMighty’s shields to weak materials ranging from styrofoam, to fiberglass, to even dirt, before Hey Now abruptly threw himself between the two, pushing each of them away from one another and keeping them separated with the extended arms of I Am Armer Dun Dudundun Dundundun.]*

I Am Armer Dun Dudundun Dundundun: No hit each other!

Blacktrix AlMighty: *[angrily pushing I Am Armer Dun Dudundun Dundundun out of the way with an electric shield]* GO FUCK YOURSELF, GREEN!

Whitetrix King Midas: DON’T TALK HIM LIKE THAT!

Blacktrix AlMighty: GO FUCK YOURSELF TOO, WHITE!

*[Manifesting another new ability in favor of his elemental shields, Blacktrix AlMighty extended his arms outwards and generated an intense, blinding wave of Absolute Darkness that engulfed his surroundings. Whitetrix King Midas attempted to use the energy of his transmutation beam to light the way, although nothing can penetrate through the darkness, and the sounds of both Blacktrix AlMighty jostling Greentrix Alan out of the way, and the blinded Bluetrix Squidstrictor and Diamondhead (1799.R) attempting to continue their fight despite their inability to even see each other. Whitetrix King Midas transformed in an attempt to counteract the complete and total darkness, although what he turned into or even the flash of white light briefly released from his body are both invisible, but in mere moments, a massive metal instrument violently struck Blacktrix AlMighty out of nowhere and knocked him onto his back, deactivating his ability and revealing the culprit as Whitetrix Judgilante and his dumbbell gavel.]*

Blacktrix AlMighty: WHAT THE FUCK, HOW DID YOU KNOW WHERE I AM?!

Whitetrix Judgilante: *NO INJUSTICE IS INVISIBLE TO JUDGILANTE!!!*

*[Swapping powers and gaining Deforestation Embodiment, the nearby forest began to shrivel up and die within a matter of seconds, and without even fully realizing what he was doing, Blacktrix AlMighty nonchalantly destroyed a good portion of the forest behind him, and even unintentionally interfered with the other fight going on, when he severely weakened Attactus (1799.R) due to his wooden physiology, giving Bluetrix Swampfire the advantage to blast him back with a massive fireball. A horrified Greentrix Alan gasped, transformed into Whoop Vine Bomb Whoa, and proceeded to suddenly tackle Blacktrix AlMighty, although as soon as he makes contact, Blacktrix AlMighty’s power instantly obliterated his plant form, but although even after detransforming, Greentrix Alan refused to let go of him.]*

Greentrix Alan: NOT THE PRETTY SQUIDIES! NOT THE PRETTY SQUIDIES!!

Blacktrix AlMighty: *LET THE FUCK OFF OF ME, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!*

*[After much struggle, an enraged Blacktrix AlMighty swapped powers again, although gained one with unknown properties and effects at first before his abdomen suddenly began to spiral inwards on itself. Whitetrix Judgilante charged him, swinging his gavel downwards, although as soon as it collided with Blacktrix AlMighty’s body, the swirling effect spread into it, and soon both Greentrix Alan and Whitetrix Judgilante began to be rapidly pulled into Blacktrix Alan due to his power of Portal Physiology, which begins to spaghettify his own body into nothingness upon fully engulfing the other two. Despite having been weakened prior, Attactus (1799.R) managed to wrestle Bluetrix Swampfire off of him with the aid of his thorny tendrils, before transforming into Fasttrack (1799.R) and rushing towards the vanishing Blacktrix AlMighty in an effort to make sure they don’t escape off to god knows where. Bluetrix Swampfire followed in hot pursuit, and the two intentionally let themselves be dragged into the portal’s gravitational clutches.]*

*[At the Nomaly family house, Alan’s sister, Jackie, continued scrolling through her phone on the couch, the family doberman laying down on the living room carpet and sleeping nearby. The unmuted sounds of whatever was playing on TV soon began to catch her attention from how utterly bizarre it sounded, and looking up from her phone, Jackie’s face contorted in confusion at the sight of blurry camera footage recording the massive GrimmZilla roaming the outskirts of across the city from where she was, and any assumption it was merely a movie advertisement was curbed by the fact it was an emergency alert on local news. Outside the window, a Clockwork portal manifested out of nowhere and Alan seemingly steps out.]*

Jackie: Mom? Dad?

*[An extended hand pressed against the outside of the glass window, in a seemingly comforting manner, its owner’s face covered with a damaged metal mask that were surrounded by three rows of large glassy eyes, bright-red with large black pupils, atop the sides of two bright-yellow, ear-like structures emerging upwards from the sides of his scalp. Before Jackie could fully make out the silhouette in her peripheral vision, they abruptly zoomed away with XLR8’s speed.]*

### Chapter 4

*[Society TurmOil drifted across the ground like he was ice skating, although instead was gliding across the oil slick he was spewing out, occasionally spraying streams of the black fluid at the Pride-possesed Alan, the latter of which blocked each attack with layers of Diamondhead crystal formed over his arms, before the crystal morphed into white rock. Grabbing ahold of Society TurmOil with Gravattack’s gravity powers, Society Turmoil abruptly seemed to disintegrate into liquid oil when his feet left the ground, and before Pride can realize what even happened, Society TurmOil’s physical form re-manifested in-front him from the oil slick coating the ground, having used his oleoportation to escape his grip, and leapt at him with oil claws extended from his hands, although Pride showed a degree of proficiency with Raijin and swatted away Society Turmoil with the weapon, taking the opportunity to zap the oil covering his body with released bolts of electricity, although Society TurmOil appeared relatively unharmed.]*

Society TurmOil: What, you thought OIL can conduct electricity?! It’s an INSULATOR!

Pride: An insulator of electricity… but heat on the other hand?

*[Pride activated the Simplicitrix and transformed his host body into Toadal Annihilation, immediately releasing an explosive ribbit that detonated the oil and released a massive explosion that sent his opponent flying through the air. Although Society Torquetoise softened his landing and rolled to a stop after a few seconds, Pride took advantage of him being no longer able to teleport, and transformed into Gravattack, throwing him back and off his feet, before lifting him up into the air and slamming back down into the ground multiple times, although with each impact, Society Torquetoise absorbed the kinetic energy and released it all in a massive kinetic blast that completely shattered Gravattack’s face and detransformed him. His skull reduced to a concave crater of shredded flesh and dripping blood, Society Torquetoise used the last of his kinetic energy to leap into the ground and transform into Society Geode, charging his arms with multiple elemental energies to boost his strength, as he continued to smash Alan’s face into the ground, splattering blood and skull fragments in multiple directions, until Pride regained his bearings and released several Ghostfreak tendrils from his abdomen that restrained Society Geode by the wrists and ankles, and left him suspended in mid-air.]*

*[As more tendrils pushed Alan’s body upright, Ouroborosaurus’ healing powers kicking again to regrow his destroyed head, Emo Alan’s Vaxasaurian transformation, Humungousbore, tossed the Annihilators around like ragdolls, and although Morpheus managed to briefly immobilize his molecular structure with his repowered gloves, Humungousbore shifted into his Necrofriggian form instead, and the magnum opus of all his pessimistic names, Kylmyyself, phasing out of his control, flying upwards, and expelling his icy breath down at him that was blocked by Becky’s generation of another mana shield. Taylor telekinetically grabbed Maklar and gave him an boost, allowing him to tackle Kylmyyself by the waist and knock him back to the ground again, although he instead morphed into his Gimlinopithecus form, Shocknah, and blasted Maklar off with his electric breath. Shocknah stood back up to his feet, ready for an encore… although until he spontaneously fell unconscious and collapsed, courtesy of Alexis’ chi absorption.]*

Alexis: Goddamnit, it took forever for him to stop moving.

Kyle: SOMEONE BUBBLE HIM UP!

*[Morpheus used his gloves to remotely teleport the Incarcerate orb towards them, where he then teleported Emo Alan inside with the floating body parts of the mangled Zombified Alan, the former barely regaining consciousness only a few seconds later and immediately screaming in disgusted horror when realizing his surroundings, although Morpheus snapped his fingers to render him unconscious again. Drahcir soon joined them, as the rest of Alan’s group and the aid of Becky knocked his unsuited Prypiatosian-B form out of the air, sending him violently crashing into the ground and before he can try and flee, Becky grabbed onto him with a beam of mana that functioned as a tractor beam, spinning him around for a brief moment before releasing and sending him flying straight into the Incarcerate orb.]*

Drahcir: Drats, back to square one! *[noticing floating Zombified Alan eyeball]* ...what.

Chloe: *[to the Annihilators]* Guys, we have a dilemma on our hands.

Kyle: ...which is?

Alexis: I don’t think GrimmZilla is being as helpful as Alan really hoped for. She’s heading right for the city of Charlotte, and definitely doesn’t seem to be in the tourist mood.

Morpheus: I’ve been told Alan has a power that can pacify her?

Maklar: ...he does?

Chloe: Yes, he calls it "Animal Allegiance" if I’m not mistaken. Since his unexpected trip to another universe, he gained a spiritual power called a “Semblance” that in his case, basically allows him to manipulate animals and well, monsters that resemble animals. That’s how he tamed his pet... kaiju.

Taylor: You know, it seems when the topic of him comes up, he isn’t HERE to be apart of the CONVERSATI-

*[Society Alan’s limp body coming out of nowhere abruptly interrupted Taylor, as he crashed and collapsed into a heap into the middle of the group, although slowly stumbled back up to his feet, his purple-and-orange suit ripped up and most if not all of the make-up on his face smeared and ruined. Blood poured out of the nostrils of his broken nose, which he giddily smeared into the shape of a blood-red smile with his fingers, before one final electrical blast from Raijin zapped him back onto the ground again. The Pride-possessed Alan pushed his way through the group to get to him, grabbing and dragging the unconscious Society Alan, and upon lifting him up by his dyed hair, clenched his other hand into a fist again and created another Incarcerate orb to aggressively toss him into, separate from the rest of his teammates, before Pride faced the others and viewed their shocked expressions.]*

Chloe: Wh- where the hell have you been?!

Pride: Relax, I’m not going anywhere.

*[Pride relinquished control back to Alan, retracting his tendrils and returning his eyes to their normal colorations. Alan stumbled slightly upon Pride doing so, a bit exhausted from how much energy Pride exerted in defeating his Society counterpart.]*

Alan: If I had a nickel for how many times I have heard someone say that phrase today.

Maklar: Alan, how long were you possessed by Pride?

Alan: ...why do you ask?

Mason: ALAN, YOUR PET KAIJU IS ABOUT TO REENACT A CERTAIN MOVIE WE’RE ALL THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW UNLESS YOU GO STOP HER!

*[Swearing under his breath with the realization, Alan nodded with affirmation that he’ll take care of the matter at hands, and gestured for Alan’s friends to follow after him in case of assistance, clenching his gauntlet-covered fist and growing Astrodactyl’s jetpack out of his back to take off GrimmZilla’s direction. Alexis, Chloe, Mason, and Devin all began to follow after him, although a lightning-fast blur came out of nowhere and suddenly grabbed onto Alexis, abruptly lifting her up by the neck and revealing themselves as the returning Weaponized Alan.]*

Mason: ALEXIS!

Devin: IT’S THAT FUCKING CREEPY ONE AGAIN!

*[Weaponized Alan swiftly became surrounded, although as soon as one of them attempted to attack him, Weaponized Alan held Alexis' body in the direction towards them, fully intending to use her as a shield if they even attempted to threaten him. The two Incarcerate orbs containing his fallen teammates eventually entered his line of sight, and after several long moments of hesitation from both parties, Weaponized Alan abruptly dropped Alexis and used XLR8’s speed again to sprint towards them. Realizing he was intending to escape with them, Morpheus and Becky readied to blast him, although Weaponized Alan covered himself in the magic-proof shell and spotted skin of Terraspin to defend himself.]*

Maklar: What the hell is he doing?

Devin: Is he trading her for THEM?!

Kyle: BULLSHIT! HE’S NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THEM!!

*[Defending himself with Heatblast’s flames generated from his hands, and NRG’s radioactive energy radiating from his eyes, Weaponized Alan shifted his gaze up, having caught a glimpse of a massive silhouette soaring through the air and directly towards him. Although Weaponized Alan bulked himself with Four Arms’ strength to block the impact of their collision, his Terraspin armor violently shattered as kicked-up dirt flew through the air. The Annihilators gawked in shock with the realization that the abrupt attacker was in fact, Alan, as Ultimate Rath.]*

Ultimate Rath: *LET ME TELL YOU A FEW THINGS, WEAPON XI WANNABE! PRIDE WAS SMART ENOUGH TO LEAVE A SPARE CLONE OF ALANOMANY IN CASE OF FUTURE AMBUSHES, AND GUESS WHAT, HE MADE A GREAT CALL!*

*[Weaponized Alan responded by blasting Ultimate Rath off with a wave of radioactive flames combined from Heatblast and NRG’s abilities, although his enhanced durability allowed him to shrug off any damage or pain from the attack. The two briefly clashed wrist-claw-to-wrist-claw for a moment, although Ultimate Rath managed to jostle him to the ground, before quickly facing his allies, Morpheus included, pointing in the direction of the city with his extended claws.]*

Ultimate Rath: MORPHEUS, TELEPORT THEM TO THE OTHER ALAN!

*[Both before Morpheus could fulfill his wishes in time, and Weaponized Alan can fire another radioactive blast at him, another lightning-fast blur, this time not himself, came out of nowhere and smashed right into Weaponized Alan from behind, punching himself across the face and partially disconnecting his metal mask as a result. The blur sprinted back around and landed several more punches in on him before Weaponized Alan managed to bear-hug and grab hold of them, activating M0K’s powers and beginning to absorb their speed to reveal they were Fasttrack (1799.R), although Fasttrack (1799.R) wriggled free of his iron grip and used whatever speed he has left in his legs to repeatedly kick him in the face until he got him off of him, reverting back to his human form when he landed against the ground.]*

Richard (1799.R): Welp, that was worth a shot.

*[Before Weaponized Alan can continue, a black-and-red portal suddenly tore itself open out of thin air, startling everyone, Alan especially when he recognized it. However, what popped out was merely the small tiny form of Me See Me Do, cheerfully leaping onto the ground, with the Blacktrix AlMighty following afterwards. Once recognizing the two Al-Ternates, Ultimate Rath instantly charged them, although when suddenly faced with danger, Blacktrix AlMighty activated his Simplicitrix and transformed himself into Blacktrix Spiker, letting loose a few sharp projectiles from his back and stunning Ultimate Rath in his attempt to block each of them, before instead transforming into Blacktrix Anenemy and extending out tentacles to grab Ultimate Rath and attempt to force him into a chokehold, although the latter’s superior strength forced Blacktrix Anenemy to instead throw him back and onto the ground. Everyone proceeded to surround Blacktrix Anenemy, Wildmutt (1799.R) included, although he strangely seemed to surrender in response, retracting back his tendrils and holding his arms up in a defensive manner.]*

Blacktrix Anenemy: Do you fuckwits really want to waste your time on me? I’m just an appetizer. The real threat is sitting right under your nose.

Kyle: What the HELL are you talking about?!

Blacktrix Anenemy: Take a closer look.

*[Ultimate Rath rising back up to his feet and Wildmutt (1799.R) sniffing the air, Blacktrix Anenemy steadily guided their attention to the nearby Me See Me Do, who was examining a ladybug walking up a grass blade with extreme concentration, and wagging his stubby tail like a dog. Ultimate Rath scoffed and nonchalantly walked up to grab Me See Me Do by the back of his neck, lifting him upwards into the sky, although Me See Me Do didn’t seem bothered by the fact, although Blacktrix Anenemy abruptly smacked down on his Simplicitrix and transformed into Blacktrix Whistleprowler, a skull-faced humanoid covered in a black suit armored with an array of bones from other transformations, including but not limited to Terraspin’s shell, gloves fashioned from Bow-n-Marrow, and a bladed Way Big pauldron. Ultimate Rath stared intently at the innocent Me See Me Do, before the realization that Blacktrix Alan had first emerged from the portal as Blacktrix AlMighty specifically crossed his mind again.]*

Ultimate Rath: You gave him a RANDOM POWER?

Blacktrix Whistleprowler: It took a few tries, but my luck has finally started turning around.

Ultimate Rath: *[tossing Me See Me Do to the ground]* WHAT’D YOU GIVE HIM?!

Becky: *[scanning Me See Me Do with her magic]* ...Weakness Removal.

Taylor: What, removing weaknesses? What good is that power if that’s the only one he has?! Mimewts can only mimic ONE AT A TIME!

Morpheus: ...THAT’S a weakness.

Blacktrix Whistleprowler: Ding ding ding.

*[Blacktrix Whistleprowler flared the gills on his cheeks and released a piercing ultrasonic whistle, partially deafening and causing pain to both the sensitive Ultimate Rath and Wildmutt (1799.R) in the process. Me See Me Do’s eyes abruptly widened in reaction to the noise, his toeless feet digging into the ground and back arching upwards like an angered cat, before his skeleton began to grotesquely shift and distort until fully transforming into a bipedal form, and unleashing the entire surplus of randomized powers Blacktrix AlMighty had bestowed upon him with the removal of the weakness preventing him from being able to do so otherwise: Beetle Physiology. Prehensile Nervous System. Android Physiology. Physical Force Immunity. Wererodent Physiology. Nepho-Mechanical Physiology. Electrokinetic Claws. Lion Deity Physiology. Atomic Vision. Monster in the Closet Physiology. Pressure Defiance. Ascended Succubus Physiology. Force Armor Generation. Wildness Manipulation. Sensory Regulation. Mutagen Creation. Eldritch Constructs. Neon Generation. Transmutation. In the end, standing before everyone was a monstrous, pseudo-reptilian amalgamation of vapor-powered machinery, beastial body parts, feminine demonic features, and various elemental forces armoring its body. With a feral, battle-ready mind the result of Wildness Manipulation, although still retaining his ability to hyperfocus and concentrate with Sensory Regulation, the mutated Me See Me Do let out an explosive roar of Pyrotechnic Breath that threw several Annihilators back.]*

Ultimate Rath: **AH, FUCK OFF!**

*[Taylor attempted to telekinetically grab the amalgamated Me See Me Do, although with the combined efforts of Pressure Defiance and even Ectoplasmic Shield Construction, he shrugged off the attack and retaliated back with an electrifying swipe of his claws, paralyzing Taylor before grabbing her with his opposite hand, and with Granulation, completely dissolved her body and reduced her form to nothing more than a pile of dust, killing her instantly. However, the effects of which became abruptly reverted through temporal means, courtesy of Clockwork (1799.R) who fired out a time ray from behind that Me See Me Do immediately turned and blocked with an ectoplasmic shield, before utilizing his Eldritch Constructs to form an energy whip to strike back at Clockwork (1799.R). Amongst the chaos, Weaponized Alan, having previously vanished from sight with the invisibility of ChamAlien, suddenly reappeared out of nowhere, before he grabbed onto the two Incarcerate orbs containing his defeated teammates, and vanished again.]*

*[The original Alan landed atop the gigantic GrimmZilla’s shoulder, retracting Astrodactyl’s jetpack and gaining another alien power in order to traverse up the bone-plated terrain of her neck, eventually getting all up the way to the top of his head. Unaware of who they were, and while also in a blind rage, GrimmZilla slowly raised up an arm in an attempt to swat at whoever was on top of her, although Alan immediately got onto his knees and planted his palm against the bony surface of her head, activating and pushing his Semblance as far as it could go. Within an instance, GrimmZilla’s hand, moments before descending upon Alan and partially casting a shadow over him, abruptly halted, and her roar similarly faded.]*

Alan: Hey, hey, hey, it’s okay. It’s fine. I’m here, girl.

*[GrimmZilla was rendered docile again, slowly lowering her arm back down and letting out a half-content grunt of sorts upon finally recognizing Alan. A large swarm of various onlookers and civilians lined the outskirts of the city, separated from the sight by a brigade of police cars and officers, all of them viewing from down below and watching as GrimmZilla slowly began to shuffle away from how uncomfortably close she had gotten towards the city.]*

Alan: I shouldn’t have left you on your own. I knew you’d get confused and scared, but I got distracted by all those assholes wrecking my house and beating up my friends... don’t worry, I’m here for you, girl.

*[GrimmZilla responded with a soft grunt and slight nod of her head that caused Alan to almost fall off as a result, although he anchored himself just in time with the use of Spidermonkey’s additional arms and sticky fur. Staring down at the additional Arachnichimp limbs extending out of his body, Alan’s smile slowly faded, as he seemed to silently reflect on how he had even gotten to this point, before an abrupt cry of pain from GrimmZilla rattled Alan to his core, as Whitetrix and Scavenger Alan, as Whitetrix TenTen and Odor Tank respectively, were revealed to be both flying above GrimmZilla and taking potshots at the Grimm kaiju in an attempt to gain Alan’s attention. Infuriated by their attempts to attack her specifically, Alan stood up, retracted Spidermonkey’s arms, activated the Simplicitrix, transforming himself into Chemarro, and upon exhaling into his gun, fired at them with elemental bullet after bullet, eventually taking down Whitetrix TenTen with an electrical bullet that short-circuited and fried his jetpack. Confronted by Odor Tank, Chemarro loaded one final bullet, this time a gravity bullet to shoot himself up into the air towards Odor Tank, and transformed himself into the multi-eyed, liquified Whip Splash.]*

Whip Splash: YOU HAVE SOME NERVE!

*[Revealing himself as specifically that of a bizarre version of Mossquito, Odor Tank shot out moss in an attempt to absorb the liquid body of Whip Splash, although he quickly unveiled his own powers, transforming himself into a different liquid elemental form, comprised of sizzling acid that melted through the moss, before shifting into another one made of bubbling magma that he used to spray out a wave of it from one of his tendrils at Odor Tank, badly singing his wings and knocking him out of the air. Reverting back to a watery form and using his tendrils to latch back onto GrimmZilla to continue guiding away from the city, Whip Splash reverted back to his human form, although just then, became faced with yet another Al-Ternate opponent just a dozen or so meters away from him: the battle-wounded Bluetrix Big Chill.]*

Alan: ...you again… you don’t look so good.

Bluetrix Big Chill: Brilliant observation, after brilliant observation. It’s like this whole fucking dimension is filled with people who have to point out every little detail they see.

Alan: *[gripping Raijin tighter]* That’s called being perceptive… and right now, I see a dead man.

Bluetrix Big Chill: Oh, look at you wearing your heart on your sleeve.

Alan: That’s called being the hero.

*[Bluetrix Big Chill unraveled his wings and takes flight, diving at Alan and exhaling a wave of freezing mist Alan burns through with a projected blast of fiery energy from his hand, before stabbing and electrocuting Bluetrix Big Chill in the gut with Raijin, although the latter quickly transformed into Bluetrix Rustic in a flash of blue light and grabbed hold of Raijin, spreading rust onto its prongs. Alan wrestled his weapon free of Bluetrix Rustic’s grip, horrified by its damage, although Bluetrix Rustic took advantage of his brief distraction and again charged him, this time shifting his hands into blades and stabbing Alan straight through his sides. Alan attempted to scream in pain, although his jaw and neck muscles painfully locked shut from the immediate infection of tetanus, forcing Alan to transform into Ouroborosaurus to cancel out the bacterial infection and use his tail to bash Bluetrix Rustic off of him. Although sent tumbling for a brief moment, Bluetrix Rustic managed to grab onto one of GrimmZilla’s bony dorsal fins for support, transforming himself into Bluetrix Eye Guy and merging all of his eyes to fire off a massive hyper beam from his chest that Ouroborosaurus blocked with crossed forearms, soon regenerating his arms’ sustained energy burns. Bluetrix Eye Guy readied another beam from his chest, although Ouroborosaurus quickly transformed into Brightceratops and produced a strobe light effect from his forehead, painfully blinding Bluetrix Eye Guy.]*

*[Regrowing a bloodshot eye from his palm, Bluetrix Eye Guy projected a laser that teleported him behind Brightceratops before he can continue, and used the eye to blast him with a fiery beam when he turned around and repeated his epileptic attack on him, although Bluetrix Eye Guy suddenly staggered back moments later, discovering his entire arm was now encased in ice. Alan emerged through the flames, absorbing the heat with Sub-0’s powers, and blasted the stunned Bluetrix Eye Guy back with a sonic howl, although Bluetrix Eye Guy hooked onto the edges of GrimmZilla’s bony plating with an energy grappling hook, and used his opposite arm to regrow several eyes and blast electrical beams from each of them. Alan absorbed the electricity straight through his skin, before using the same alien’s powers to grow a pair of large conductor coils from his back and discharge one powerful electrical blast that detransformed Bluetrix Alan. Before Alan could finish the Al-Ternate off, thunder suddenly crackled through the cloudy sky, and several stark-white lightning bolts struck the ground with the return of Whitetrix Stormform. A fatigued Alan brought his attention towards the anthropomorphic twister, reabsorbing his alien body parts, before Bluetrix Alan managed to push himself back onto the top of GrimmZilla’s neck, his increasingly-battered clothing now covered in electrical burns.]*

Bluetrix Alan: YOU PIECE OF SHIT! I’M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET!!

*[Alan’s response to the insult delayed more by his exhaustion than his ignorance towards his opponent, Bluetrix Alan springed forward and transformed into Bluetrix CPPR, using his solid metal manipulation to telekinetically pull onto the rusted Raijin and force Alan’s attention back towards him, before sending one of his forearms towards him for an attempted suckerpunch. The plated armor of Torquetoise swiftly grew over Alan’s arm, blocking the punch, although Bluetrix CPPR again used his solid metal powers, this time on the metal buckles of the belts on Alan’s legs, pulling one of his legs out from under him. Diving in for another swing, Alan violently shoved Bluetrix CPPR off of him with a Kickin Hawk leg, before abruptly grabbing onto one of his arms with Anenemy tentacles, constricting hard enough to completely crush Bluetrix CPPR’s arm and shatter the radiation gauge across his forearm. Before his restrained opponent could even make another move, shiny metal rapidly engulfed Alan’s arms, and with two pressurized swings, Alan smashed his metallic fists into the sides of Bluetrix CPPR’s stout head, pulverizing and denting his copper armor beyond proper shape, and discombobulating him.]*

*[Using the Anenemy tentacles to launch him back up to his feet, Alan wailed on the stunned Bluetrix CPPR with everything he had, riddling his body with dents and holes. Unable to see through the cracked lens of his eyes, his opponent weakly attempted to swing at him with his remaining arm, although Alan effortlessly swatted it out of the way, and with Bluetrix CPPR’s chest now left unguarded, reeled back his arm and violently thrusts it forward for a devastating punch, aimed straight for the Simplicitrix symbol of his opponent. With a loud, explosive crunch, Alan’s metal fist completely shattered the interface of Bluetrix Alan’s Simplicitrix, the purple rim now completely deformed and partially popping off, and glass shards flying in several directions. The impact alone instantly reverted Bluetrix Alan, as he stumbled backwards, almost falling back down again, and wailed in complete agony, grabbing at the crushed device covering his wrist, as pieces of its shell crumble and fall off, and his broken right arm underneath.]*

Bluetrix Alan: *[speech slurred by mouthful of broken teeth]* *YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!*

*[Alan slowly retracted his alien body parts, as his entire body became the familiar transparent red glow of Big Chill’s intangibility. The mangled Bluetrix Alan’s single open eye widened in utter horror with the discovery of the enormous jet-black mass abruptly approaching him from the left, as in one fell swoop, the irritated GrimmZilla’s arm successfully swatted Bluetrix Alan off of her, knocking him so fast that once she lowered her arm and allowed Alan to become tangible again, he was nowhere in sight. One opponent down, Alan rearmed himself with Raijin and readied himself to confront the other Al-Ternates, although became startled with GrimmZilla jolting to the side and raising her tail upwards. Her aggression amplified by the deafening lightning strikes of Whitetrix Stormform, Alan reactivated his Semblance in an attempt to pacify her again, although did so too late, as GrimmZilla’s tail smashed straight through several city buildings, instantly reducing them to nothing. Chaos abruptly erupted amongst the onlookers, as wreckage and rubble flew in countless directions and peppered the streets.]*

*[Whitetrix Stormform’s lightning strikes rampant throughout the entire battlefield, the monstrous Me See Me Do continued brawling with the Annihilators, not only using both his feral rage to utilize Empathic Earth Manipulation to completely distort and deform the terrain, this tactic aided by the terrakinetic powers of Blacktrix Alan’s darkly-colored version of Rockrough creating huge pillars of various shapes and sizes serving as abstract obstructions, but also combining both Imperceptible Movement and Flash Step to continuously “teleport” about the warped landscape while constantly evading sight. Despite multiple abilities boosting his own mobility, the Alan clone had no issues in tracking him, bypassing both them and Blacktrix Rockrough’s obstacles with the powers of Scapegoat, baring all four of his limbs he used for a quadrupedal stance. Combined with Fasttrack’s speed, Alan tackled Greentrix Alan from behind, and knowing he was not only able to defy any sort of harmful pressure such as physical constriction, and was completely immune to physical forces such as kinetic attacks, Alan went straight for the kill and slashed into his back with Scapecoat’s claws, puncturing straight through his force armor and fighting against the prehensile nerves and eldritch energy tendrils attempting to ensnare him.]*

*[Although managing to halt his persistent, borderline invisible movements, Me See Me Do forged a skeletal pair of eldritch energy arms from his back and threw Alan off of him, slamming him through a rocky pillar and beginning to dissolve him into sand with Granulation. However, Alan quickly sprouted Ripjaws’ fanged mouth from his face and bit down on the hand he was using to do so, completely amputating the appendage and causing Me See Me Do to roar in pain, although he used chi to regenerate moments later. Alan’s body then dissolved fully into sand, although rose upwards in a wave that shoved Me See Me Do backwards, taking on a red-orange coloration and sprouting segments of wooden armor in the process. Sandbox revealed himself and as he morphed and deformed his body to dodge around several blasts of Me See Me Do’s projected eldritch energy constructs, swarmed his opponent from all angles, rapidly engulfing him in a massive sandstorm that kept him in place. The scattered members of both Alan’s group and the Annihilators ran throughout the warping terrain, narrowly dodging hostile Blacktrix Echo-Echo clones and attempting to reform their numbers. Before Chloe was fully dogpiled to the ground by tons of clones, a massive blast of electrical breath blasted them all off, its source in the form of Shocksquatch (1799.R), who helped her back up to her feet.]*

Chloe: *[looking him up and down]* Are you who I think you are?

Shocksquatch (1799.R): This conversation has already been had.

Chloe: Of course, but like… why the hell are your limbs like that?!

Shocksquatch (1799.R): Listen, this is not the best time to be asking biology questions about alien species from alternate- LOOK OUT!

*[Shoving Chloe out of the way, Shocksquatch (1799.R) leapt in the way of a massive crystal sword coming down onto her from completely out of nowhere, belonging to Scavenger Alan as Gatling Emerald, and blocked it with yet another exclusive transformation, although one not as necessarily impressive as the previous ones. The Worst (1799.R) staggered backwards after having deflected the slash, before cartoonishly tumbling and landing onto his back, paralyzed from recoiling in intense pain, while Chloe stared down at him with an unimpressed look.]*

Chloe: ...I don’t understand.

The Worst (1799.R): This was a knee-jerk reaction! He came out of thin air!

Chloe: *WHY THAT ONE WHEN YOU HAVE EPICDERMIS?!*

The Worst (1799.R): I JUST SAID IT WAS A KNEE-JERK REACTION! AT LEAST, THIS ONE HAS UNBREAKABLE SKIN!

Chloe: You are literally the farthest thing from Luke Cage right now.

*[The Worst (1799.R) grunted and corrected himself, transforming into Wildvine (1799.R) to extend his body back up and stretch out of the way of several crystalline shards fired by Gatling Emerald. Using his chlorokinetic abilities to summon vines from the ground and briefly trap his opponent, Wildvine (1799.R) transformed into his unique, orange-and-red version of Blitzwulf, instead dubbed Frequenine, and unleashed a sonic howl that shattered Gatling Emerald’s body and sent him flying back, although he quickly caught himself and morphed into Poison Sniper, firing off a few hallucinogenic spines that were abruptly disintegrated by a blast of red energy. Poison Sniper took a few horrified steps back upon seeing what Frequenine had transformed into: his blockier version of Atomix, covered entirely in light-gray armor and standing two heads shorter than Alan’s version, with a blender-shaped head and gigantic cylindrical forearms.]*

Chloe: ...okay, nuclear conehead. Alright, then.

Atomix (1799.R): **I AM NO CONEHEAD! I AM ATOMIX!**

Chloe: ...what the fuck?

Atomix (1799.R): **HAA-MEE-NA HAA-MEE-NA HAA-MEE-NA-HA!!!**

*[Incomprehensibly screaming his war-cry of gibberish, Atomix (1799.R) concentrated one large ball of nuclear energy in his hands and inaccurately flung it in Poison Sniper’s general way, still managing to blast him backwards and incapacitate him for the time being. In response, several of the Blacktrix Echo-Echo clones flocked to the impact site and attacked Atomix (1799.R) with sonic screams, although with nuclear blast after nuclear blast, he fought off and destroyed most if not all of them, not stopping until he had attracted the unknowingly attention of Blacktrix Rockrough himself. A black flash of light from behind Atomix (1799.R) alerted him, as he turned around and craned his head up at the towering presence of... a much larger Blacktrix Atomix.]*

Atomix (1799.R) **...HAA-**

Blacktrix Atomix: Shut the FUCK UP.

*[Curbing his attempt at charging for another attack, Blacktrix Atomix held down an open palm and released a point-blank nuclear explosion of pitch-black energy that sent Atomix (1799.R) flying through the air, although the latter spun around in mid-air and propelled himself back at Blacktrix Atomix in a ramming attack that smashed through his attempt at forming an energy shield. Chloe quickly teleported away from the unfolding mayhem, all while the brawl between the Alan clone and Me See Me Do resumed nearby. Rabadger slashed at the latter with clear bloodlust, although the former quickly used his Transmutation to transform the bony structure of his claws into brittle gravel that crumbled apart, before utilizing Chi Regeneration to restore any major damage, and then Elemental Web Construction to trap Rabadger in a fiery net of burning silk. Rabadger failed in tearing himself free without his claws, and opted to instead phase out with AmpFibian and his power of electrical intangibility. Me See Me Do forged and projected out a watery web in an attempt to exploit his weakness, although AmpFibian instead transformed into Big Chill, phasing through and freezing it in the process, before another flash of red light evolved him into Ultimate Big Chill, and he immediately unleashed a massive wave of icy flames that engulfed Me See Me Do and in the process, also whatever remaining Blacktrix Echo-Echo clones were trying to interfere.]*

Ultimate Big Chill: GO DOWN ALREADY!

*[Me See Me Do very slowly but steadily managed to incinerate through the fiery blizzard with his Pyrotechnic Breath, and leapt at Ultimate Big Chill with electrified claws, although the latter phased right through him and began flying around Me See Me Do, forming a massive blizzard that began to entomb him in ice that formed faster than he could burn through it, with the vapor being released from his cybernetic components only accelerating the process in freezing over and immobilizing his body. Before Ultimate Big Chill could fully finish the job, a massive lightning strike came down from above, courtesy of Whitetrix Stormform, although opposed to doing any actual damage as the latter anticipated, Alan’s human form abruptly revealed itself to have not only tanked, but absorbed the blast with Feedback’s antennae and plugged fingers, before his body began to take on a leafy, dark-green-and-pale-teal appearance that immediately began to emit a noxious smoke, one that Whitetrix Stormform recognized from sight alone and started hysterically screaming at the sight of.]*

Whitetrix Stormform: *GAHHHHHH!! DEVIL’S LETTUCE!!!*

Alan: That… was not the intended reaction, but it works too.

*[Me See Me Do shattered his way free of his icy prison, having transmuted any unfrozen water into corrosive acid to further melt his way free, and immediately tried to attack Alan from behind, rushing towards him with both Imperceptible Movement and Flash Step combined, and ripping apart the ground from underneath him with Empathic Earth Manipulation, although the second didn’t necessarily happen, as the cracks fissuring across the ground grew thinner and smaller the closer it got to Alan, the rage-filled emotion fueling the power growing weaker and weaker by the second. Me See Me Do’s mind became clouded and bubbly with moronic happiness, with whatever abilities keeping him feral and hyper-focused on brawling forcefully deactivating once he inhaled even the slightest amount of marijuana smoke. Alan slowly walked towards him, unbothered by his feeble attempts to push him back with his severely weakened abilities.]*

Me See Me Do: *[stuck in euphoric trance]* ...head… feel… funny…

Alan: Take five, why don’t you?

Me See Me DO: ...blue… that you?

Alan: ...yup.

*[Falling deeper and deeper into his euphoric trance, Me See Me Do weakly toppled over and fell onto the ground, snoring loudly despite not even being asleep, before Alan quickly turned around and confronted the reverted Whitetrix Alan, who had now instead taken the form of Whitetrix Gutrot, currently in the middle of thoroughly and frantically purging the marijuana smoke from the air through releasing purified oxygen in hopes of overpowering its scent. Staring down at the entranced Me See Me Do and getting an idea, Alan reactivated his Simplicitrix and transformed into Puffertrip, his own version of Poison Sniper, jolting Me See Me Do back to his senses and causing him to yelp in sudden shock upon having jabbed him in the back with a few hallucinogenic spines. Before Whitetrix Gutrot turned around to see the commotion, Puffertrip abruptly vanished with ChamAlien, and Me See Me Do squinted his eyes at the sight of a confused Whitetrix Gutrot, hallucinating and seeing someone else in particular.]*

Whitetrix Gutrot: Green, you okay?!

Me See Me Do: *YELLOW!*

*[Me See Me Do pounced onto his feet and took an aggravated stance, hissing loudly.]*

Me See Me Do: *YELLOW MEANIE! YELLOW HIT ME WITH RAKE!*

Whitetrix Gutrot: Green, wh- HE DOESN’T EVEN TALK?!

Me See Me Do: ***YOU TORMENT ME!!!***

*[Making guttural sounds of anger, Me See Me Do extended out one of his arms through the use of extendable mechanisms in his cybernetic limbs, abruptly silencing Whitetrix Gutrot upon grabbing him by the respirator and aggressively pulling him towards himself, yelling gibberish in his face, before throwing him back towards the nearest tree with enough force to snap it in half and cause the broken upper-half to fall onto him. Charging towards him, Me See Me Do used his jaws to bite down and effortlessly uproot the entire tree with nothing but his teeth, yeeting it into the air with the whip of his head, a terrified Whitetrix Gutrot screaming in the process.]*

*[Radiation showered down from the sky, immediately starting to corrode and kill any plant life, from the destructive aerial battle between both Al-Ternate versions of Atomix. Scavenger Alan reawakened from amongst the carnage due to the heatwaves of exploding atomic energy coursing through the air, although before he can even realize what was going on now, he yelled out in shock from a sharp prick jabbing him in his back, although an invisible force covered his mouth and muffled his scream, slowly revealing itself again as the evolved Ultimate ChamAlien. Scavenger Alan’s eyelids began to lazily droop, as his body became suddenly paralyzed and and collapsed onto the ground again again, with Ultimate ChamAlien quickly letting him go from the grip and retracting his stinger. Transforming into Incarcerate yet again to trap him into an energy orb, Incarcerate sprinted in the direction of the all-out nuclear war, using downward propulsion of Echo-Echo’s sonic screams to gain higher ground of one of the contorted rock pillars, and suddenly shooting up into the sky with Ultimate Echo-Echo. While the two traded energized blow like they were Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em robots, Ultimate Echo-Echo suddenly appeared and blasted Blacktrix Atomix from behind with multiple sonic disks.]*

Ultimate Echo-Echo: I GOT YOU, RICHARD!

Atomix (1799.R): **I AM NOT RICHARD! I AM ATOMIX!**

Ultimate Echo-Echo: WOW, YOUR ATOMIX SOUNDS ANNOYING AS FUCK!

Blacktrix Atomix: **SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!!**

*[Blacktrix Atomix releasing powerful blasts of heat that completely melted the sonic disks, Ultimate Echo-Echo defended himself from the same fate with a force-field of sonic waves that Blacktrix Atomix eventually managed to penetrate through with an expelled nuclear explosion, although in a red flash of light, Ultimate Echo-Echo seemingly exploded in a cloud of green gas that abruptly reformed a solid mechanical arm that suddenly sprayed Blacktrix Atomix with a stream of sulfuric acid from its extended fingertips, partially melting through and corroding his armor. Pneuma, full name Pneumaterialultratransmutationsilicovolcanoconiosis, soon resolidifed the rest of his body, keeping himself suspended in mid-air with gaseous propulsion, and clapped his hands together, internally channeling and eventually releasing a massive, crackling wave of electrified plasma that short-circuited Blacktrix Atomix’s mechanical body and sent him falling out of the air. The two of them followed after him back onto the ground below, with Blacktrix Mole-Stache swiftly catching himself with the use of fists extended from his mustache.]*

Pneuma: Nowhere to run now, hm?

Atomix (1799.R): **YEAH, NOWHERE TO RUN NOW!**

Pneuma: You’re being helpful, Richard, but please don’t talk while being that alien.

Atomix (1799.R): **WAGA BABA BOBO!**

*[Blacktrix Mole-Stache used his extended mustache arms to throw himself at the two, another flash of black light signifying him transforming again while in mid-air. Morphing into the cyborg gorilla Blacktrix Gorillazer and forging two ionic energy blades from his wrists to slash at them, Atomix (1799.R) quickly interfered and projected a nuclear energy shield to block the attack, although upon contact, Blacktrix Gorillazer thrusted his limbs outwards and released a volatile blast of repulsive ionic energy that shattered the shield and sent Atomix (1799.R) flying back. Pneuma punched Blacktrix Gorillazer back into the ground with an elastic arm that had the properties of rubber, although the latter severed the elongated arm at the elbow in retaliation, although Pneuma seemed to intentionally let it go upon the former doing so, transforming it into a mass of soft, silvery-white metal before it fully disconnected from him. Blacktrix Gorillazer examined the limb in confusion, although Pneuma compressed nearby molecules in the air and reshaped them into metallic components that restored his severed appendage, before stomping his foot and morphing the ground in-front of him in liquid water, forming a makeshift ocean that upon drenching Pneuma’s original arm, ignited into a lilac flame and soon released a massive explosion of hydrogen gas that sent Blacktrix Gorillazer flying backwards and smashing through one of the contorted terrain’s rocky spires. A detransformed, recovered Richard (1799.R) soon reappeared beside Pneuma, confused on whatever Pneuma just did.]*

Richard (1799.R): What the hell was that?!

Pneuma: Potassium.

Richard (1799.R): ...like a banana?

Pneuma: No, not Highbreed, the alkali metal. They don’t react too kindly with water.

Richard (1799.R): Uh oh, heads up.

*[Out of nowhere, Whitetrix Alan made his unexpected return after getting jostled around by Me See Me Do, the effects of which clearly showing in his battered clothing, bloodied face, ruffled hair, and the fact he was visibly clenching his shoulder. Not even saying a word, both equally too angry and exhausted to do so, Whitetrix Alan reactivated his Simplicitrix the same time that Richard (1799.R) did, and the duo transformed themselves into the bright-red, yeti-like Whitetrix Avant-Lanche and Eyeris respectively, both of them readying his cryokinetic powers and optic beams. Pneuma ignited his fists with phosphorus flames and armored his body in a layer of stainless steel, although before any of them clashed, one of the distorted rocky spires suddenly burst in a huge explosion of scolding steam that eventually dispersed and revealed Blacktrix Thermodile from within, as the makeshift ocean began suddenly sizzling and boiling with the use of his ambient temperature-based powers turning it into a lethal sauna.]*

*[Popping up out of nowhere and alerting the two , Me See Me Do, now under the full effects of Puffertrip’s hallucinogenic poison and not able to make heads or tails of his surroundings, leapt out of nowhere and lunged headfirst into a rocky spire under the assumption it was an enemy. Blacktrix Thermodile let out an irritated grunt and whacked Me See Me Do with his tail, sending him flying towards Alan and Richard (1799.R) and catching their scent, Me See Me Do clumsily pulled his head from the dirt and blasted them with a stream of mutagenic saliva fired from his mouth. Although Pneuma blocked it with an elongated arm, Eyeris put a hand onto his other shoulder and signaled him to back down.]*

Eyeris: Eye got this one. Get the other two.

*[Eyeris was abruptly grabbed by Me See Me Do’s prehensile nerves and thrown backwards, although he immediately fought back with an electrified beam from his shoulder, the direct hit to his exposed nervous system paralyzing Me See Me Do for the moment. Pneuma turned towards the arriving Whitetrix Avant-Lanche, and immediately blasted him with a wave of phosphorus fire from his hand that Whitetrix Avant-Lanche swiftly blocked with an ice shield. However, even after Pneuma halted his attack, Whitetrix Avant-Lanche continued working on his improvised ice shield and eventually reshaped and carved into an extremely accurate statue in his likeness. Whatever brief moment Whitetrix Avant-Lanche was proud of his work was immediately curbed by Blacktrix Thermodile raising the ambient temperature to the point the ice statue began to melt to the point of losing its shape.]*

Whitetrix Avant-Lanche: *BLACK!!!*

Pneuma: I remember why I don’t use that one often.

*[Whitetrix Avant-Lanche redirected his anger towards Pneuma, forging two icy sabers from his hands and clashing with him, all while Eyeris nimbly dodged the monstrous Me See Me Do’s powerful swings and elemental beams, riddling him with his own elemental attacks any chance he got, and when eventually pinned down, a red flash of light engulfed his body and out popped a hoard of multiplying clones that squeezed their way free of Me See Me Do’s iron grip. Multiple instances of Ditto (1799.R) suddenly swarmed the transformed Greentrix Alan from all angles and tried dogpiling him to the ground, and although each was thrown off with very little effort, they were effective enough to keep Me See Me Do from interfering with the other fight going on. Blacktrix Thermodile readied himself to interfere, although suddenly froze and winced in pain from a minor electrical blast hitting him in the side of the head.]*

Devin: Hey, shit for brains.

Blacktrix Thermodile: HUH?!

*[Blacktrix Thermodile turned his entire body, although abruptly recoiled upon realizing he was not just being confronted by Devin, but the other members of the rest of Alan’s group, atop of both the Annihilators and Fly’s group all combined into one massive hoard clearly dead set on beating his ass to kingdom come.]*

Devin: Don’t worry about them.

Mason: You already got your hands full.

Blacktrix Thermodile: Well, then…

*[A familiar shape crawled and slithered across the ground towards the side of Chloe, startling her when she looked down and saw two wide, bright-yellow eyes peering back up at her.]*

Blacktrix Thermodile: ...mind if I phone a few friends?

*[Chloe immediately lifted up one of her katanas and slashed at the flat, two-dimensional form of Yellowtrix Existension, although when struck, his physical form strangely dispersed into a cloud of smoke. Immediately, the skies and surrounding terrain began washed in a wave of pitch-black darkness that consumed Blacktrix Thermodile and confirmed he was a hallucination too, as the all-seeing eye of his true current alien form, the gigantic Blacktrix Eyellusion, slowly emerged from the darkness and menacingly stared down the terrified group members.]*

Blacktrix Eyellusion: I may have shit for brains…

*[Ghostly visages of the other four Colortrixes all emerged from the darkness, as in an instance, each of them transformed in a flashy rainbow of multicolored bursts of light. The rocky Bluetrix Alaquartzam clasped his hands together and concentrated his mineral magic to unearth portions of the ground and telekinetically suspend them in the air as makeshift projectiles, the relatively unthreatening Friendship wheeled in and readied a magical orb from his horn, the tall, gangly Yellowtrix Lightning Bug charged up electricity from and between his bulb-like eyes, and the fashionable Whitetrix AlCoholic slowly walked forward and thrusted his hand out, secreting and generating a stream of wine that he forged and solidified into multiple spear-like projectiles.]*

Blacktrix Eyellusion: ...but I know how to get shit done.

*[Screams of horror and terror erupted through the streets of Charlotte, as chunks of crushed, destroyed buildings fell and crashed down below, causing only more destruction in the wake of the uncontrolled GrimmZilla’s attack. The Alan clone frantically chased down the aggravated GrimZilla, repeatedly attempting to shrink her down back with Plus Sights’ powers, although her thrashing movements left each attempt only somewhat effective of what was intended, and after much trial and error, Alan managed to forcefully pin GrimmZilla down with Residuel's massive hands, although doing so only agitated GrimmZilla more, as she clamped down and bit one of his hands to try and break free.]*

Alan: STOP, GIRL! NO!

*[GrimmZilla bit down harder and drew blood, forcing Alan to release her, although before she could fully escape, Pride’s tentacles erupted outwards from his abdomen, grappling GrimmZilla by the limbs and forcefully throwing her to the ground. GrimmZilla let out a shrieking roar of pain and anger, although when he regenerated the bite wound with Ouroborosaurus’ healing factor and extended out his hand to use his Semblance and try and pacify her again, one of Pride’s tentacles wrapped around his wrist and forced him to lower his hand.]*

Pride: Bubble her.

Alan: PRIDE, LET ME CALM HER DOWN!

Pride: INNOCENT PEOPLE ARE DYING AROUND YOU! THERE IS NO FUCKING TIME!! ***BUBBLE HER UP NOW!!!***

*[After some struggle between the two, a frustrated Alan abruptly clenched his gauntlet and evicted Pride from his body with Helheim’s powers, much to his brief moment of shock. Alan transformed into Calmybara and sprinted towards GrimmZilla in hopes of calming her down again, although Pride grabbed him from behind with her tentacles and attempted to meld with his body again, proving successful after a few moments. Pride forced Calmybara to instead transform into Incarcerate, although Alan wrestled for control and managed to misdirect the energy orb Pride attempted to shoot out towards GrimmZilla.]*

Pride: ALAN, STOP!

Incarcerate: LET ME HELP HER!!

Pride: *NO, STOP! MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!!!*

*[As fast as he could, Pride forcefully managed to completely possess Alan’s body, transforming him into Kickin Hawk and using him to nimbly jump out of the way of a massive chunk of debris crashing to the asphalt where Alan was unknowingly under moments ago. Chunks of shattered concrete and twisted metal break off and ricochet in several directions, with Kickin Hawk quickly transforming into EpicDermis to both withstand any of the discharged debris striking him, and shield GrimmZilla in the process, although one managed to slip past him and struck GrimmZilla in the hip, knocking her to the ground and incapacitating her. EpicDermis’ body began to twitch and convulse with Alan forcing back control and transforming himself into Ditto. The Splixson split down the middle and divided into two clones, leaving Pride in one of them while the other that Alan was controlling rushed over towards GrimmZilla, who was luckily unharmed, laying a hand onto her side and finally calming her down again with the use of his Semblance.]*

Ditto: It’s okay, girl… it’s okay, it’s okay, it’s okay…

*[GrimmZilla whined in pain, to which Ditto transformed into Ouroborosaurus and attempted to see if his healing powers had any sort of effect on GrimmZilla’s unique physiology, cursing under his breath when nothing happened despite the fact she wasn’t at all seriously injured. Ouroborosaurus shifted into that of a large snail alien, EsCargo, and stored GrimmZilla away from underneath his indestructible shell, guaranteeing her absolute protection for the time being, before reverting back to his human form and facing the Pride-possessed Ditto, although he had seemingly disappeared in the commotion. Immense anxiety and dread washed over Alan with the realization that he was alone and surrounded by utter chaos, only ripped free from his trance by the sounds of a wounded civilian abruptly throwing themselves into the arms of a familiar someone Alan recognized out of his eye, and calling them out during their moment of distress.]*

Civilian: -hero! Y-You’re that a-alien hero on TV!!

*[Alan slowly turned his head in their direction, catching sight of who they were speaking to, and flinched at the uncomfortable sight of a roughed-up Yellowtrix Eye Guy’s slow-blinking eyeballs looming over and staring down at the civilian, who was too desperate to not be at all put off by their creepy appearance and continuously gesturing the hourglass emblem on their Simplicitrix symbol as the key factor of how they recognized them.]*

Civilian: Y-YOU'RE HERE TO HELP US, RIGHT?!

*[Yellowtrix Eye Guy slowly blinked again, one eye at a time, and eventually shifted several of them towards Alan, catching sight of him and almost seeming to… smirk at the sight of him.]*

Alan: You.

*[Alan took a step towards them, although Yellowtrix Eye Guy remained motionless. The wounded civilian slipped out of his loose grip and fell onto the ground, clutching at the blood seeping through their clothes on the left side of their stomach and gasping in pain.]*

Alan: Who’s side are you on?

Yellowtrix Eye Guy:

Alan: Who’s side are you REALLY on?

Yellowtrix Eye Guy:

Alan: Jesus fucking Christ, what are you trying to do right now? What the hell even ARE you?!

Yellowtrix Eye Guy:

Alan: Is this your own wacky personality that and your kaleidoscopic gang of assholes all have?! ARE YOU EVEN EVIL?!

Yellowtrix Eye Guy:

Alan: *ARE YOU HERE TO TRY AND WEAR ME DOWN SO YOU COULD ABDUCT ME, OR ARE YOU HERE TO ACTUALLY HAVE PURPOSE?!?*

Yellowtrix Eye Guy:

Alan: **FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, I DON’T CARE IF YOU MAKE A SOUND OR NOT! JUST LET ME KNOW THAT YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK I’M SAYING TO YOU!!!**

Yellowtrix Eye Guy:

*[Yellowtrix Eye Guy’s slightest of smirks slowly faded into a sincere expression, one seemingly of both understatement and integrity, and although somewhat of a satisfactory answer, Alan still couldn’t make heads or tails of whatever their implications were. In a helpful display, Yellowtrix Eye Guy slowly lifted the wounded civilian up by their bicep, confusion but mostly relief crossing their face, and Alan exhaled with the realization that no matter if he was on Alan’s side or not, he was seemingly here to help.]*

Alan: *[thinking what to do next]* Alright… listen… I need you to use Gravattack’s gravity to redirect any falling rubble away from the streets, and although Lodestar or Pyrrhamid’s magnetism could work too, the debris isn’t just metal... and then either XLR8, Fasttrack, Black Lightning, or any other similar alien’s speed to scoop up any civilians... Ouroborosaurus to patch up their injuries… the rest of my friends can act as damage control and help me hold any structurally fucked-up buildings back together… you understand what I’m saying?

*[Yellowtrix Eye Guy indirectly responded once Alan was done talking, abruptly transforming in a flash of yellow light into that of Yellowtrix Airangutan, an alien best described as a massive, cybernetic gorilla, with an airplane turbine engine for a mouth, seven eyes of varying colors and sizes, vents running down the sides of his mechanical forearms, and literal organic flags, made of muscle tissue and cartilage, sticking out of his chest and shoulders, his entire primarily bright shades of green and yellow due to his color scheme.]*

Alan: ...okay… that’s a start, I guess.

Yellowtrix Airangutan:

Alan: Okay, you’re going radio silent again.

Yellowtrix Airangutan:

Alan: Oh my fucking god, THIS again?! How do people communicate with you?!? **JUST-**

*[Yellowtrix Airangutan let out a mechanical shriek as the blades of his turbine engine mouth roaring to life, where he proceeded to lift up the wounded civilian by the arm and completely inhaled them, spraying and splattering gore everywhere and mulching them until what was only left of their bodies was effortlessly slashed and flung off his own bloodied fingers by spinning his hand like the blades of a fan. Once done, Yellowtrix Airangutan just stared down at the immobile Alan, his skin bright-red from how much blood he was drenched in, and soon casually reverted back to his human form.]*

### Chapter 5

*[Fused back together into one, Ditto (1799.R) landed against the ground in a defeated heap, although quickly rolled out of the way of Me See Me Do charging him like an angry bull and using his Empathic Earth Manipulation to blast him with a wave of powerful tremors. Ditto (1799.R) flipped back onto his feet and suddenly transformed in a flash of red light, becoming Quaker Waker (1799.R) almost entirely identical to Alan’s version and releasing his own wave of tremors to counteract and nullify Me See Me Do’s terrakinetic attack, although the two were left at a standstill eventually broken by Me See Me Do generating and firing out an elemental web of rocks that hit Quaker Waker (1799.R) dead on and left him staggering. Me See Me Do charged him again, although Quaker Waker (1799.R) blocked his oncoming swings with his prehensile spires forming an improvised shield by crossing them together, before he wrapped one of them around Me See Me Do’s wrist and with vast strength that just barely outmatched his opponent, threw him completely over his shoulder and into the ground behind him.]*

Quaker Waker (1799.R): That’s the best you got?!

*[Me See Me Do swiftly recovered and began to radiate an entrancing aura of demonic energy stemming from his Ascended Succubus Physiology, although before the situation could get weirder than it already was, Quaker Waker (1799.R) smacked his Simplicitrix symbol and transformed himself into Wildvine (1799.R), an alien immune towards any sort of hypnosis, again neutralizing… whatever Me See Me Do was trying to do, before pulling off a handful of seeds from his back and throwing them as organic explosives that caused Me See Me Do to shriek in confusion and stumble back, all while Wildvine (1799.R) continued to lay into him.]*

Wildvine (1799.R): BACK, DEMON, BACK!

*[The illusionary Bluetrix Alaquartzam violently slammed all of his makeshift projectiles into the ground with his magical might, creating a powerful earthquake that scattered the three groups apart, although Becky flew upwards amidst the commotion and struck Bluetrix Alaquartzam back with a mana construct in the shape of a giant fist, although he blocked another swing with a rocky shield forged from the ground. Friendship sped through and released rapid-fire shots of magical orbs that created a multitude of whimsical, albeit still harmful effects that Zedipar sped around and formed a vortex to block the effects of, while Yellowtrix Lightning Bug attempted to blast both Alexis and Chloe with a pair of electrical optic beams projected from his eyestalks, although Mason wrapped them both in webs with a pair of quick shots from his tail, causing the webbing to ignite and fully burst into flames, blinding Yellowtrix Lightning Bug and causing him to begin aimlessly running around, wailing out in pain and confusion.]*

Mason: GUYS, LET’S MOVE! THEY’RE JUST HALLUCINATIONS, BUT I’M UNDER THE IMPRESSION THEY’LL HURT LIKE THEY’RE REAL!

Blacktrix Eyellusion: Right on the money, monkey! White, will you finally make yourself useful?

*[The illusionary Whitetrix AlCoholic suddenly appeared out of nowhere, just nearly missing his attempt at impaling the trio on his spear-like projectiles, before holding out both his hands and launching a miniature tsunami of red wine in an attempt to either drown the group, or give them alcoholic poisoning, although a familiar face appeared out of nowhere, flying in from above and delivering an electrical charge that effortlessly conducted through the wine and zapped Whitetrix AlCoholic into detransformation. With three extended tendrils, Devin pulled his friends free just moments before the blinded Yellowtrix Lightning Bug accidentally stumbled into the wave, slipping in and causing his own eyestalks to electrocute himself into detransformation too.]*

Devin: Pfft. Harmless idiot.

*[Devin quickly released his friends, dropping them back to the ground and allowing them to quickly and properly arm themselves again, before each made their charge towards Blacktrix Eyellusion, although his all-seeing eye caught glimpse of them and forced him to amplify the hallucinations, as from the darkness, a massive wave of Blacktrix Echo-Echo clones erupted outwards and pushed them back by forming an impenetrable wall of Sonorosians.]*

Blacktrix Echo-Echo Clones: *WALL… OF… SOUND!!!*

*[With a cacophony of synchronized sonic screams, the four were effortlessly thrown back, although Devin got an idea and quickly wrapped a tentacle around one of Chloe’s katannas, using them to fly forth and slash at a few Echo-Echo clones, destroying them and creating an opening in the wall that Devin flew straight through before any clones could try and stop him. Blacktrix Eyellusion recoiled in shock from the realization that Devin had full intent in stabbing him with the blade, although quickly managed to smack him away with an extended tentacle, knocking Devin to the ground and surrounding him with multiple Blacktrix AmpFibian clones.]*

Blacktrix AmpFibian Clones: *NONE OF THAT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!*

*[Devin phased through the ground to escape, taking the katana with him.]*

Blacktrix AmpFibian Clones: *(brief pause)* ***...FUCK!***

*[A cracked and damaged Bluetrix Alaquartzam was suddenly thrown back and into the ground, chunks of his body breaking off in the process, by the combined efforts of Becky and Morpheus, detransforming in the process. However, the illusion recovered in a literal flash of an eye, and reactivated his Simplicitrix, transforming himself into Bluetrix Bloodstream and materializing a coagulated construct in the shape of a scythe-shaped blade from one of his hands to slash at the two, all while Khal Raztack abruptly grabbed Friendship by the horn and literally threw him like a football in the clutches of his teammates. Although they casually continued beating the tar out of him, each of them immediately recoiled back moments later from the heat of a colossal blast of neon-green flames from his Pyronite transformation, Woosher. Zedipar rocketed back towards him and began to encircle him in a cyclone, rapidly extinguishing his flames and forcing him to transform again, this time into the dark-blue-colored, six-armed Speak Not Easy.]*

Kalastaa: Warum um alles in der Welt sollte er einen Orcuspay einem Pyroniten vorziehen?!

Zedipar: ᴗ↑↦◀ ↼↓↼ ◢↕▶ ↖▶▽◀ ▽↦◢⤓ ⇊↦↙↦▽◀↦↦↴⇽

Kalastaa: ZEDIPAR, WANN HAST DU SOTORAGG GELERNT?!

Zedipar: ᴗ↑↦◀ ↦△➬ ◢↕▶ ◀↦↙↗↓↔→ ↦↽↕▶◀↴⇽

Khal Raztack: ...g-guys \*:･ﾟ✧\*:･ﾟ✧ that's awan's "igpay atinway" twansfowmation uguu.., theiw species contwow winguistics (o^▽^o)

Zedipar: ⇊⇇⤷⤥⤓ ᴗ⇇⤷∧↴⇽

*[Fly opened his mouth and spoke, although his vocals came out as the extremely loud garble of a dial-up internet modem, causing Kalastaa to cover his ears in pain and incoherently scream in Sims speech. Yellowtrix Wolfeaestus abruptly sprung from beneath them, armoring his forearms in layers of metallic armor and attempting a few swings that were quickly blocked by Diamond Zero, who counteracted with forming spikes out of his knuckles and letting off a series of fast, sharp jabs that seemingly went straight through his opponent’s body, confusing him until they revealed their switch into Yellowtrix Vibe Chekk, his metaphysical body rendered immune to any physical attacks. Khal Raztack abruptly appeared and smacked all four of his hands into one colossal sonic clap, the immense air pressure completely sweeping up the ground from underneath Yellowtrix Vibe Chekk’s feet, or lack thereof, thus pushing him away.]*

Diamond Zero: धन्यवाद।

Khal Raztack: no pwobwem (≧◡≦)

Diamond Zero: ...क्या आपने सिर्फ एक चेहरा कहा?

*[Fly’s electronic screeching interrupted the two, partially deafening them, although before they can vocalize their discomfort and aggravation in their own respective languages, Fly’s speech seemingly became audible again out of nowhere, although the scream of frustration he was actually emitting wasn’t humorously not that different from the digital screeches of 90’s internet. The affliction of manipulated languages vanished from everyone else just moments later, and evident by his childlike expression of shock, a baffled Speak Not Easy began quickly looking around for the source of his powers having been spontaneously neutralized, tracking down the source to be none than Yellowtrix Cat Call, just casually standing nearby.]*

Speak Not Easy: Ellowyay, opstay atthay!

*[Yellowtrix Cat Call did not respond, unsure if it was out of realistic spite towards Greentrix Alan, or because of the silent, staring episode he currently appeared to be in. Either way, Speak Not Easy began cartoonishly trembling with rage in response to his ignorance, and most if not all of Fly’s group took the moment to book it.]*

Speak Not Easy: *EANIEMAY, I’LLYAY OWSHAY OUYAY!*

*[In a bright-green flash of light, Speak Not Easy transformed himself into the tall, dark, and not really handsome Dream Ghosty Goo, angrily thrusting his arms outwards and plunging anyone in his radius, which included both Yellowtrix Cat Call and the unlucky Kalastaa, into a nightmare that snapped the former out of his staring episode, although the two of them eventually saw and made out the nightmare in question, was nothing more than a black void that was somehow darker than before, filled entirely with… doorknobs?]*

Kalastaa: ...I… I don’t understand.

*[Yellowtrix Cat Call transformed himself into Yellowtrix Clockwork in a yellow flash, twisting his head-key and traveling backwards a few seconds in time to escape the abstract dreamscape.]*

Kalastaa: Wh- NO, DON’T LEAVE ME HERE! I HAVE SO MANY DAMN QUESTIONS!

*[Back in the real, illusion-free world, Pneumaterialultratransmutationsilicovolcanoconiosis maniacally chased Whitetrix Avant-Lanche through an intricate and highly detailed labyrinth of cryokinetic constructs the latter had cobbled together into a makeshift maze, the former burning holes through the walls and creating unintended pathways with bursts of fiery plasma from his malleable body. Pneuma eventually managed to track down and corner Whitetrix Avant-Lanche, releasing blasts of adhesive material to block the latter’s escape routes and tackling him with a multitude of prehensile tendrils extended from his chest cavity, although a blinding white flash of light later, Whitetrix Goop used his elasticity to slip free and use his acid to melt through a wall, although before he could get enough distance, Ultimate Cannonbolt suddenly smashed right through the walls of the icy labyrinth.]*

Whitetrix Goop: GET AWAY! GET AWAY! GET AWAY!

*[Whitetrix Goop transformed himself into Whitetrix Alanomany, multiplying as fast as he could until he made a clone strong and dense enough that a single punch sent Ultimate Cannonbolt bouncing back from his attempt to run over it. Ultimate Cannonbolt violently smashed into the ground and unintentionally uncurled his body, although used the renewed access to the Simplicitrix symbol to transform back to his human form in a flash of red light, leaping back at Whitetrix Alanomany with the combined enhanced jumping strength and explosive propulsion of Toadal Annihilation’s powers. His arms covered in the rock-like skin of Heavyweight and his density manipulation powers active, Alan tackled and completely drained the clone’s density, using it against him and going intangible when he attempts to use his strength to fight back.]*

Whitetrix Alanomany: *[speaking between each swing]* **HOW. IN. THE. NAME. OF. GOD. DO. YOU. DO. THAT?!**

Alan: You’ve got a crack a few Simplicitrixes to make a mutated DNA omelette.

Whitetrix Alanomany: **WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!**

Alan: Dunno. Think fast.

*[Alan’s left arm began vibrating at an accelerated speed as he focused all the speed he had secretly absorbed from each of Whitetrix Alanomany’s blows, redirecting it in his fist with M0K’s speed redirection powers and using it all to release one colossal punch that threw Whitetrix Alanomany back probably a good mile, creating a massive crater and reverting him back to his human form in the process once he collided with the ground. With Whitetrix Alan temporarily down for the time being, Alan used his remaining absorbed speed to dash off in the direction of the other fight going on, taking the amalgamated Me See Me Do by complete surprise with a powerful kick to the side of his head, an eruption of reddish-orange energy damaging the metal of his cybernetics. With Me See Me Do briefly down, Alan searched for where Richard (1799.R) had gone, swearing he had seen him just moments prior, only for Grey Matter (1799.R) to eventually poke out of his head from the irradiated, dead grass.]’*

Grey Matter (1799.R): Thanks.

Alan: He may have removed his own weakness, but that’s not to say he’s a natural at using more than one power at once. I have an idea, but I need you to hold him steady.

Grey Matter (1799.R): Got it.

*[Me See Me Do began to recover and get back up onto his feet, although his Terminator-style android vision was left lagging and glitching due to the damaged cybernetic components on the side of his head, on top of the fact he was still mostly hallucinating from the effects of Puffertrip’s hallucinogenic toxin. Alan quickly reactivated his Simplicitrix and struck back down on the core, transforming himself into Zerox and emitting a laser beam from his mouth to scan Me See Me Do’s body, creating several copies of his amalgamated form and commanding each of them to attack, all while Grey Matter (1799.R) leapt upwards into the air and transformed himself into Humungousaur (1799.R), slamming his tail down and creating a shockwave that knocked Me See Me Do back, his “Zeroxed” copies rushing in and swarming him.]*

Zerox: GO, RICHARD, GO!

*[Humungousaur (1799.R) again transformed in a flash of red light, this time into his exclusive insectoid transformation of Crashhopper (1799.R), as he springed and bounced up into the air with immense leg strength, falling back down and stomping on Me See Me Do to further bury him into the ground. Me See Me Do kicked and flailed in retaliation, forming an eldritch energy construct in the form of a leg for him to kick Crashhopper (1799.R) off of him, before slashing and biting at the Zeroxed clones of himself that were attempting to swarm him, infecting them with the powers of his Wererodent Physiology and transforming them into rodent-like hybrids, negating Zerox’s control over them and that combined with the effects of Me See Me Do’s Wildness Manipulation turning them feral, prompted them to lash out and attack their creator. Zerox wrestled and attempted to shove them back, managing to knock them around with his tube-like tendrils being used as makeshift flails. As Crashhopper (1799.R) landed against the ground again and created a shockwave that briefly stunned the wererodents, Zerox took the opportunity to fight fire with fire and transformed himself into the reptilian Snakepit.]*

Snakepit: MY TURN!

*[Snakepit extended his neck outwards, biting and clamping at several Zeroxed Me See Me Do clones, triggering his ophidianthropic powers and causing them to suddenly transform further, this time into rodent-snake hybrids that overpowered Me See Me Do’s own control and returned it to Alan, the latter commanding them to attack again. Crashhopper (1799.R) suddenly came out of nowhere and slammed into Snakepit once he had done so, abruptly knocking him onto the ground and revealing himself to be mid-transformation into a wererodent himself, having been scratched by Me See Me Do during his stomping attack, although Snakepit quickly jumped back up and extended out his elastic tail, wrapping it around his ally’s body and using the tip of his tail to press down on his own Simplicitrix symbol, transforming him into a different alien, Ball Weevil (1799.R) to nullify his transformation, freeing him in the process.]*

Snakepit: WRAP HIM UP IN PLASMA!

*[Ball Weevil (1799.R) nodded in response and quickly turned towards Me See Me Do in the process of fighting his Zeroxed doppelgangers, spewing streams of bright-red plasma from his mouth that became glued and stuck to parts of Me See Me Do’s body, partially immobilizing him, although Me See Me Do managed to dissolve most of them off of him with Granulation, firing out multiple electrified webs back towards Ball Weevil (1799.R) that he formed a makeshift plasma wall to absorb. Snakepit ran up behind him and leapt into the air, using his elastic tail as a spring for extra height, and on command, Ball Weevil (1799.R) shot out an additional ball of plasma underneath him that remotely detonated in mid-air, launching him further into the air.]*

*[A red flash of light engulfed Snakepit’s body as he began to descend towards his opponent, transforming himself instead into the tiny Digi-Crisis and plummeting downwards like a missile as he used his technological powers to meld into one of the weresnake-ified Zeroxed clones, who began to convulse and shake uncontrollably as their cybernetic parts became engulfed in the bright-blue digital energy of Digi-Crisis, beginning to leak and discharge electricity of the same color. Completely overloaded, the clone violently exploded and caused a colossal chain reaction that set off whatever plasma globules were still stuck to Me See Me Do’s body, creating additional miniature explosions that shattered and damaged his cyborg body further. Me See Me Do was overwhelmed and blasted backwards, smashing into one of the few remaining rocky spires and collapsed into a heap, surging with electricity and having lost sight in his already damaged eye from excessive damage. The relentless Me See Me Do attempted to get back up to his feet, although discovered one of his legs had been severed at the knee in the explosion, and his attempts at self-repair with Chi Regeneration were rendered completely futile due to major robotic components now entirely missing from the loss of his limb.]*

*[Before Me See Me Do could think of an alternative method of regeneration, a massive hunk of metal slammed into him, dropped onto him from above, pushing him further into the dirt and rock despite his struggle to get up. Digi-Crisis slowly re-manifested from the fiery wreckage, and alongside the unsuited form of NRG (1799.R) levitating near him, now transformed himself into King Midas and readied a transmutation beam from his horn, the two combining their abilities to completely dissolve and melt the Prypiatosian-B containment suit pinning Me See Me Do down, turning it into a indestructible mass of molten metal that practically welded him to the ground. NRG (1799.R) transformed back into his Polar Manzardill form and fired a beam of icy breath that flash-froze and cooled the elephant’s foot, completely trapping Me See Me Do, and with the job seemingly done, the two of them reverted back to their human forms in two separate flashes of red light and almost fell to one knee at the same time, struggling to catch their breaths and hearing the audible sounds of Me See Me Do’s moronic rage and struggle to break out.]*

Alan: That… won’t keep… down forever...

Richard (1799.R): Wasn’t this... your idea?

Alan: No... this one was just... so we can... have a minute... to catch our... breaths.

Richard (1799.R): *(lifting head up)* ...uh oh.

Alan: Wh- “uh oh?” Why “uh oh?!”

Richard (1799.R): Look up.

*[Alan eventually did so, his exhausted expression soon collapsing into a look of dumbfounded, irritated annoyance at the sight of Whitetrix Pneuma descending towards the two of them at an accelerated rate, both propelling himself downwards with pressurized streams of gas from his palms and surrounding himself in an aura of crackling, radioactive plasma that signified he was about to kamikaze the two of them.]*

Alan: ...defensive alien, now.

*[Richard (1799.R) immediately transformed into a defensive alien in order to protect himself, although when Alan turned towards him and saw his choice, his face dropped even further when it was revealed to be less than a satisfactory one.]’’*

The Worst (1799.R): ...hand slipped...

Alan: Are you **FUCKING KIDDI-**

*[Whitetrix Pneuma suddenly collided with Alan mid-sentence in an instance, the discharged plasma from the impact immediately creating and releasing a colossal explosion of radioactive energy, the hot air spewing upwards into the shape of a giant mushroom cloud. The resulting shockwaves from such abruptly sent The Worst (1799.R) flying like a beanbag chair dropped right in the middle of a hurricane, although a bright-red flash of light engulfed his body before he was fully swept up by the ensuing explosion. Tyrantbind extended out his bandages and latched onto the remains of a rocky spire, pulling himself back onto the ground and anchoring himself. Wrapping himself in a cocoon of his own radiation-proof bandages, Tyrantbind waited up for the miniature nuclear explosion to mostly blow off, and eventually unraveled himself to see that he was literally standing in the middle of a blackened wasteland of dead plants and scorched rock, spanning a whole mile in diameter and seeing no signs of anyone.]*

Tyrantbind: Alan?!

*[Tyrantbind searched around in a disorientated state, his ears still ringing from the blast, and eventually discovered the unconscious form of a damaged Me See Me Do amongst the radioactive wasteland. Suddenly, Me See Me Do’s burnt armor seemingly began to crumple and shift apart, only to reveal the reverted human form of Greentrix Alan emerging from within, his clothes ripped and covered in a mixture of soot, ash, and dirt.]*

Tyrantbind: ALAN?!

Greentrix Alan: *[just as deaf]* WHAT?!

Tyrantbind: NOT YOU!

Greentrix Alan: WHAT?!

Tyrantbind: I SAID, NOT YOU!

Greentrix Alan: WHAT?!

Tyrantbind: STOP TALKING!

Greentrix Alan: WHAT?!

*[Back in the nightmare realm of Blacktrix Eyellusion’s creation, Chloe used her remaining katana to slice and dice her way to freedom through a complete and utter onslaught of Blacktrix Echo-Echo and AmpFibian clones, shattering them into clouds of pitch-black smoke, with Alexis and Mason’s alien abilities aiding her, although narrowly avoided a bright-yellow time ray from Yellowtrix Clockwork, who was moving between paused intervals of time to the point he almost appeared to be teleporting from place to place. Before Chloe and Mason could face off against the Chronosapien, an invisible force spontaneously began to throw Yellowtrix Clockwork upwards into the air, going further and further until completely out of view, the source soon revealing themselves as the levitating Taylor.]*

Taylor: You three, hold on.

Alexis: Hold on for- WHOA!

*[The trio telekinetically launched up into the air, various Blacktrix AmpFibian clones attempted to follow after them in hot pursuit, although the combined attacks of Taylor’s telekinesis and Mason’s rapid-fire web shots effortlessly dispatched each of them, forcing them to seemingly meld back into the darkness below, although moments later, in their place, out leapt multiple Blacktrix Jetray clones that immediately homed back onto Taylor, aimlessly and inaccurately firing off their pitch-black neuroshock beams in a crazed frenzy. Although Mason managed to blind a few with his webs, Taylor was struck down regardless, letting out a sudden cry of pain before collapsing limp and releasing his telekinetic hold, sending not only himself but the others all plummeting out of the air and back onto the ground. Taylor rendered unconscious on impact, a battered and bruised Chloe attempted to push herself back up to her feet, although looked up into the glowing gaze of an approaching Blacktrix Jetray clone, in the process of readying their neuroshock laser beams… only to be blown apart by a sonic howl.]*

Kyle: NOT ON MY WATCH!

*[Kyle suddenly leapt in from out of nowhere, skewering his claws straight through the head of another Blacktrix Jetray clone and causing it to explode into more black smoke. Kyle's unexpected arrival renewed hope in the fallen Chloe, just enough for her to stand again, as they both proceeded to completely lay waste and hold off most if not all of the clones, giving the others just enough time to rescue Taylor and gain a safer distance away from them. A shrieking bat-like cry suddenly startled them, as from the darkness came the form of Yellowtrix Whampire, spitting out strange, organic projectiles resembling bat-winged, one-eyed creatures from his mouth, although Mason quickly webbed them up in response. Yellowtrix Whampire quickly landed onto the ground and attempted to hypnotize them, although when this easily failed from everyone shielding their eyes, Yellowtrix Whampire transformed himself into the hulking Yellowtrix Explogre, stomping his foot into the ground and creating a massive explosion that shattered and torn up the ground, separating each of them.]*

Chloe: ALEXIS!

*[Yellowtrix Explogre looming over the fallen Alexis, the latter attempted to drain the former’s chi with her Succubus powers, although Yellowtrix Explogre lurched forward and clasped a hand over her mouth to prevent her from doing so, raising his opposite arm and charging explosive energy into his fist for a lethal blow, although before he could land the punch, a finger tapped on his shoulder, and before he can fully turn around, a pair of dark-red fists came out of nowhere and knocked him on his back several feet away, the force of which causing him to knock over several Blacktrix Alan clones like he was a bowling ball smashing through pins, although in this scenario, Yellowtrix Explogre accidentally detonated his stored explosive energy and ended up destroying several clones, much to Blacktrix Eyellusion’s audible shouts of various expletives.]*

Chloe: Holy shit.

Khal Raztack: Strongest Tetramand in the galaxy right here.

*[Khal Raztack slowly helped Alexis up to her feet, although soon realized his punch had attracted the attention of several Blacktrix Four Arms clones now surrounding him, each snarling and clenching their fists shut. Before they could pounce, Khal quickly slung Alexis’ body over his shoulder and leapt into the air with immense jumping strength, leaving the airborne Fly to quickly grab Alexis, and for Khal to fall back to the ground, his literal ground pound creating a shockwave that sent several clones flying back. A loud, animalistic grunt startled Khal Raztack once he stood back up, before completely out of nowhere, the minotaur transformation himself, Whitetrix Horribull, charged in and attempted to skewer the Tetramand on his horns, although before he fully could, Zedipar dashed in and grappled Whitetrix Horribull from behind by the horns, pulling him away from Khal and riding him like a mechanical bull. Whitetrix Horribull transformed in a flash of white light and used Snakepit’s tail to throw the Kineceleran off of him, although before he could attack, Khal sent him soaring with a powerful, two-handed backhand.]*

Khal Raztack: PROTECT ALAN’S FRIENDS!

*[Zedipar nodded and quickly sped off, although immediately backtracked and slid to a halt, narrowly avoiding a massive, pressurized blast of water that he had almost slipped in. Posey Hosey suddenly appeared, lowering his visor and readying another beam of water, although immediately discovered that his water had been immediately absorbed by Fly’s moss, shot from above. Zedipar took the chance to speed forth, using the water to slide and boost his speed, and tackle Posey Hosey to the ground. The illusionary Greentrix Alan immediately reverted as a result, although transformed into Run Away just as fast as he detransformed, his powerful legs kicking Zedipar off of him, before he transformed again, this time into Sticky, and absorbed the surrounding water to gain a watery constituency, flowing across the ground and becoming a miniature tsunami that however, still had the speed of molasses. Before he could smother Zedipar, several crystal shards came out of nowhere and violently detonated on contact with Sticky, destroying the illusion entirely and revealing the sender to be that of Diamond Zero.]*

Diamond Zero: Haven’t seen a Bobthestilla in god knows how long.

Zedipar: Does Alan even have that one?

Diamond Zero: Don’t think so.

*[Fly and Alexis both landed against the ground, recruiting with the rest of the former’s group, minus Kalastaa, along with the rescued Chloe and Mason. A draconic roar echoed through the pitch-black void of Blacktrix Eyellusion’s own creation, and revealed himself as the dragon form of Bluetrix Charade, breathing down a torrent of flames that Khal Raztack blocked through the use of his heat resistant body functioning as an improvised shield. Diamond Zero fired out more projectiles, creating a crystalline formation that wedged Bluetrix Charade’s jaws and cancelled out his fire breath, prompting him to instead transform into the levitating Bluetrix Knicicle. The Lacunae Stiriaque Impexis held out his spiked arms and fired two beams of organic ice towards them, although a sonic scream knocked him out of the air before he could fully so. Kyle dove in and slashed at Bluetrix Knicicle, leaving claw marks across his icy body, although the latter again transformed in a flash of bright-blue light, this time into his Cascan transformation and version of Overflow.]*

Kyle: TAKE HIM DOWN, ANNIHILATORS!

*[On command, Kyle dove in and dismembered off two of Bluetrix Overflow’s crab-like legs with the swipe of his claws. Maklar wrapped tendrils around one of Bluetrix Overflow’s arms and pulled it behind his back when he attempted to blast Kyle off with a beam of water, leaving it vulnerable for Becky to suddenly soar in and sever his limb with a mana construct in the shape of a sword. In yet another flash of blue light, Bluetrix Residuel spun around and threw the three Annihilators off of them with the use of the sheer weight of his massive hands. Striking Becky away and activating his pain induction ability, Becky screamed out from the increased pain and fell to the ground. Before the Te-Panchi transformation could strike her again, Bluetrix Residuel suddenly collapsed to the ground, his limbs breaking and contorting in awkward positions, until the source of which revealed themselves as the battered Taylor.]*

Taylor: Enough out of you.

*[Clenching his fist shut, Bluetrix Residuel was fully compressed into a ball and exploded into a cloud of smoke, signifying the illusion himself had finally been destroyed. With Taylor starting to give way and almost falling to the ground, Morpheus suddenly appeared and helped her to her feet, although it soon became increasingly apparent Blacktrix Eyellusion was nowhere near done with any of them. Both the remaining Whitetrix and Yellowtrix Alan illusions, respectively transformed as Simpleten and Mass Effect, led an entire army of illusionary Blacktrix Alan clones, their numbers increased by the duplication powers of the former leader, in a multitude of varying transformations: Claw & Order. Weird Flex. Mad Hatter. Puncherbot. Blitzwulf. M. Night Shyamalanomaly. Mantis Shrimp. Steambriner. AlMighty. Wombastic. Lock-En-Key. Goltergeist. Unus Annus. Yannequin… or Laurdoll.]*

Blacktrix Eyellusion: It’s ironic you’ve beaten arguably the most useful of his teammates.

Morpheus: You consider the green one useful?

*[Blacktrix Eyellusion responded with hesitant silence, not fully registering Morpheus’ response and causing a commotion amongst the army of Blacktrix Alan clones. The illusionary Whitetrix Simpleten silently began to snicker to himself with realization what the latter had said, despite the fact he was merely an illusion and not the real way, and a fed-up Blacktrix Eyellusion finally responded by slamming his tendrils into the ground and screaming out in anger.]*

Blacktrix Eyellusion: **JUST FUCKING KILL THEM ALREADY, YOU STUPID CUNTS!!!**

*[On Whitetrix Simpleten’s command, firing his gun into the air as if it was to start a race, Yellowtrix Mass Effect transformed himself into Yellowtrix Frankenstrike and brought down bolts of lightning as the rest of his army charged in to attack. The combined forces of Alan’s friends, Fly’s group, and the Annihilators all readied themselves for the final assault, Becky using her magic to create a force-field that blocked the lightning bolts from striking any of them, before Morpheus raised an arm and signaled them to all similarly charge into battle. Kyle re-entered his Loboan form, Khal Raztack struck all four of his fists together, and Alexis readied her Succubus powers, signified by her glowing eyes. However, before both sides collided in a battle to end all battles, a powerful earthquake suddenly rippled through the ground and caused everyone to stagger in shock. Blacktrix Eyellusion sensed the seismic waves and turned towards the source, seeing a strange beacon of bright-red light, of which was in the way off distance, beginning to bleed through the field of darkness. His single eye widened in horror with the realization of what it was, and soon, a deafening rumble began to echo through the air.]*

Becky: *[covering ears]* WHAT IS THAT SOUND?!

*[Suddenly, an energy force-field quickly encased and surrounded the entire group, protecting them from the deafening shockwaves, courtesy of Morpheus, just in time to block gunfire from Whitetrix Simpleten. Yellowtrix Frankenstrike immediately transformed himself into Yellowtrix Throwing Hands in a sudden flash of yellow light, scooping up the Colorbove Inficiatque into one of his fists, lifting him up into the air and sending him rocketing off in the direction of the force-field. In yet another flash of white light, Whitetrix Simpleten stretched and morphed into his Conductoid transformation, extending his antennae and stabbing the plugs into the energy shield once he landed against it, his energy absorption beginning to form holes into it. Becky attempted to blast Whitetrix Feedback off, although the latter merely absorbed her attack with his antennae.]*

Becky: MORPHEUS, GET HIM OFF!

Blacktrix Eyellusion: **ATTACK! ATTACK NOW!!!**

*[As Morpheus took gravitational hold of Whitetrix Feedback and transformed his midsection into a miniature black hole, literally spaghettifying his body and destroying him entirely, the colossal armada of Blacktrix Alan clones continued charging the prone heroes, raining complete hellfire in the form of pressurized beams of intangibility-cancelling chemicals, blasts of poisonous mercury, burning steam-infused punches, ultrasonic howls, dumb plot twists, beams of blinding light and scalding brine respectively, radioactive arrows from a randomly manifested superpower in the form of Radiation Bow Construction, belittling, although pretty much harmless insults, energy constructs in the shape of old-fashioned locks, waves of both ghostly entities and pitch-black shadows, and induced feelings of deep-seated automotonophobia. Morpheus swiftly restored and fortified the force-field, just in time for an even greater shockwave of a massive explosion to storm the army of illusions, vaporizing and destroying most if not all of them.]*

Blacktrix Eyellusion: ***WHAT THE FUCKKK?!?!***

*[The illusionary Yellowtrix Throwing Hands abruptly seemed to try and yell out in pain, Blacktrix Eyellusion watching in horror as he was violently bisected by a katana, the divided halves of his mechanical body falling to the ground and melting into nothingness. Despite what was going on around him, the returning Devin revealed himself and confronted Blacktrix Eyellusion with the intent to harm if not outright kill, and the pleas for his teammates to rescue him fell on deaf ears. Devin levitated into the air, charging the metal blade with his electricity, before suddenly taking off and soaring straight towards Blacktrix Eyellusion. Chloe used her teleportation to breach through and teleport out of the force-field despite Morpheus’ exclamations for her to stop, and began to chase down the charging Devin to rescue him, all while the Blacktrix Eyellusion used up whatever power he had left in an attempt to pull out one last trick up his sleeve, as from the fading darkness, materialized the red-and-black form of Blacktrix Antidisintegratematerialism.]*

Chloe: *DEVIN, NO!*

*[The illusionary Blacktrix Anti rose his hand upwards and swiped at the ground, creating a powerful explosion that fully engulfed Devin and seemingly obliterated him, although Devin immediately flew through the debris and revealed to have phased straight through it. Chloe teleported multiple times in an attempt to reach him, before pulling out a grenade and throwing it in the direction of Blacktrix Anti’s feet, briefly disorientating him and giving Devin the opening to quickly soar over him, and towards the direction of Blacktrix Eyellusion. Chloe followed Devin, teleporting straight through Blacktrix Anti and eventually tackling Devin straight to the ground, who struggled for a bit in his state of blind confusion. Before either Blacktrix Eyellusion or the illusionary Anti could reach and attack them, Chloe teleported away yet again, taking Devin with her to wherever she had gone, right as everything finally went to hell. Blacktrix Anti was almost immediately disintegrated by the final shockwave, leaving only Eyellusion remaining and in the crosshairs of a nuclear blast, his sailor mouth going off moments before being blanketed by a colossal wave of debris and radiation.]*

Blacktrix Eyellusion: ***GREEN?! WHITE?! BLUE?!?! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO-***

*[Chloe and Devin both reappeared inside Morpheus’ force-field, and everyone braced themselves as their means of defense was similarly engulfed by the explosion.]*

*[The city of Charlotte trapped in a state of complete and utter havoc from GrimmZilla’s destruction, the possessed Fasttrack sped around and quickly addressed any injured civilians, pulling them out of rubble. Unsure where Alan currently was, Pride ignored this question and continued helping civilians. Confronted by a collapsing office building with workers still trapped inside, Fasttrack transformed himself into Lemyrrh and began projecting out an adhesive mixture of myrrh and tree sap to hold together the crumbling walls and ceiling, before in another red flash, Lemyrrh became Bomb Voyage and shot out a combination of metal, webbing, and oil orbs, detonating them to create more support and allow those trapped inside to escape.]*

Bomb Voyage: GO, GO, GO! MOVE OUT!

*[The office building immediately started to fall apart and crash to the ground, although Bomb Voyage shot out a few acid orbs to dissolve falling rubble. Soon overwhelmed and forced to adapt, Bomb Voyage again transformed in a flash of bright-red light and froze the falling rubble in a massive block of steaming ice. The gangly, two-headed Freezerburn revealed himself from the cloud of steam, hobbling across the asphalt with his outstretched arms, having combined both his cryogenic saliva and heat beams to pull off such a feat, and soon transformed again to warp away and address another part of the city. The bird-like duo of Huginn and Muninn flew above and across the skies, teleporting around through the usage of portals, although before either of them could detect any more major situations in the city, a concussive shockwave of pressurized air travels through the air, shattering countless windows and nearly knocking the two alien birds out of the air.]*

Huginn: What the fuck was-?!

Muninn: LOOK OUT!

*[The disorientated Huginn and Muninn were forced to land and perch atop nearby rooftops. The street below contorted, stretched, and warped in ways that Pride easily recognized as the environment manipulation powers of the Simplicitrix’s Remutare transformation, Reality Check. Surely enough, the clone of Alan that Pride had abandoned rose atop a spire of conglomerated rubble melded together, lashing out and attacking an unknown, off-screen threat with massive rocky spires, casting down lightning strikes and summoning miniature earthquakes during the whole process. Another shockwave of compressed air completely shattered the spire, sending gigantic chunks of rock and metal crashing through the exterior of nearby buildings, although Reality Check kept himself in mid-air through solidifying air into a platform. The flabbergasted Huginn and Muninn combined together and quickly took off as their Bakuhatsu transformation, Bobanaut, activating the rocket atop his back to mimic a jetpack and achieve a propulsion form of flight.]*

Bobanaut: Alan, what the FUCK are you doing?!

*[From above on top of his platform, Reality Check maniacally thrusted his hands around like a crazed orchestrator, distorting the terrain beneath him and forcing street to literally split apart, with the sewer system pipes below rupturing upwards through the asphalt, spewing torrents of sewage and filthy water everywhere, before an invisible force began to twist and crush the metal structure of the exposed pipes. The mangled, damaged body of Yellowtrix Airangutan emerged from the rubble below, his metallic armor ruined by close combat with Reality Check, with one eye dangling out of his head, his head dangling forward due to a broken neck, and sparks shooting out of loose wires sticking out everywhere. His damaged turbine mouth, completely drenched in blood, unable to turn properly anymore, Yellowtrix Airangutan switched tactics and focused his air pressure powers into the vents on his arms, focusing and compressing the air into his extended left forearm, before suddenly shooting out several razor-sharp projectiles that sliced straight through Reality Check’s environmental hazards. Reality Check quickly caught glimpse of Pride out of the corner of his eye, and under the assumption he was another Al-Ternate, he immediately extended his hand outwards towards him, conjuring another lightning bolt from the skies in an attempt to strike him down.]*

Bobanaut: OH FUCK!

*[Bobanaut quickly dodged the lightning strike despite what little maneuver he had with his makeshift jetpack, although was quickly overwhelmed by the several strikes simultaneously sent afterwards at him from all angles. Upon being narrowly grazed by one of them, losing his means of flight as a result, the electrocuted Bobanaut forcefully morphed into Skycep before he began falling out of the sky. The Simplicitrix’s Caelisapien transformation completely immune to any weather-based attacks, Reality Check’s lightning bolts included, Skycep twisted his body the other way, retracting his upper pair of hands in the process, and used his wind generation to literally launch himself towards Alan. Although nearly blocked by Reality Check solidifying the air into a barrier, Skycep simply launched himself over the hurdle with the downward swing of his arms, and again transformed once he got close enough, this time into Calmybara, to pacify the blind rage of Reality Check and make him realize that he was only Pride.]*

Reality Check: P-PRIDE?!

*[The shocked Reality Check attempted to solidify the air underneath the possessed Calmybara to try and catch him before he started falling again, although the latter merely transformed into his true Ectonurite form, taking flight before that could happen.]*

Pride: God, you do not pay attention.

*[Within an instance, Pride suddenly turned himself intangible, letting yet another colossal shockwave of compressed air pass right through them, further demolishing whatever building was behind him. Its wooden base smashed by rubble, a damaged utility pole crumpled and collapsed into the middle of the road, igniting the spilled gasoline of any abandoned vehicles that had been caught in Yellowtrix Airangutan’s path of complete and utter destruction, and in one deafening explosion that rocked the entire city of Charlotte, everything has officially gone from terrible, to much worse.]*

Alan: ...I beg to differ.

*[A horrified Pride wordlessly stared at the chaos beneath him, seeing the dead bodies of civilians strewn about the carnage, some sliced apart and dismembered, some buried and crushed under wreckage, some destroyed by the explosion and currently on fire, but all of them victims of the Al-Ternate. Before the Ectonurite could say anything else, a pressurized screech of suctioning winds filled the air, and Pride was suddenly pulled backwards by a miniature vortex created through the use of Yellowtrix Airangutan’s air pressure powers. In a flash of bright-red light, Alan himself reverted back, clenching his gauntlet and both holding himself in the air with an invisible platform of Mimecraft’s invisible constructs beneath his feet, and also spawning Wisherman’s fishing rod from his opposite hand to send outwards, hooking onto one of Pride’s shackles and catching him. The line soon snapping from the sheer suctioning force of the vortex, Alan changed tactics and took a sharp inhale, activating the vacuum breath of yet another alien, pulling Pride back and cancelling out Yellowtrix Airangutan’s vortex. Pride let himself fall to the ground, transforming as soon as he made contact and releasing a powerful tremor with Rockrough, violently disorientating and stunning the maimed Yellowtrix Airangutan long enough for him to charge towards him once his guard has been forcefully lowered, using his terrakinetic abilities to slowly flatten out the destroyed street as he ran, slowly but steadily eliminating any lingering environmental hazards that may get in his way, while also making it perfect sliding grounds for Alan to rapidly descend from his invisible platform. Alan activated his Simplicitrix, not before briefly slowing the end of his fall with a vortex of spiraling winds spawned from underneath him, and transformed into Penjectile before he hit the ground, beginning to quickly slide against the flattened ground alongside the charging Rockrough.]''*

Penjectile: One of him! Two of us!

*[Rockrough suddenly elevated the ground beneath him and launched himself up into the air, now transformed as the hulking Triple Drill. Activating the roaring drill permanently affixed to the end of his right arm, Triple Drill violently sent forward and stabbed straight through the unharmed eye-socket of Yellowtrix Airangutan, completely destroying the structure of that side of his head and rendering him completely blind. Penjectile swiftly glided in from underneath him, transforming himself into the small, cylindrical Gyrobot and beginning to spin around like a top, reaching intense speeds that effectively turned his flailing arms into razor-sharp blades that sliced clean through Yellowtrix Airangutan’s ankles, knocking him down and further impaling his head through Triple Drill’s left arm. His physical form finally pushed to its breaking point, the reverted Yellowtrix Alan was launched backwards onto the asphalt by Triple Drill’s other fist. Gyrobot sped towards him and halted his spinning, reverting back to his human form and gaining both of Puncherbot’s arms in preparation to beat the living shit out of him.]*

Alan: YOU BASTARD! *YOU HURT ENOUGH INNOCENT PEOPLE!!!*

*[Before Alan could punch the ground, Yellowtrix Alan headbutted the core of his Simplicitrix and transformed himself into his Gimlinopithecus transformation, expelling static electricity from his fur and immediately shocking Alan’s Puncherbot arms. Focusing his electrical bursts into a telekinetic field, Yellowtrix Shocksquatch got back to his feet and threw Alan into the ground as hard as he could, although on contact with the ground, Alan splattered apart into Goop’s slime and rapidly reformed faster than the transformed Yellowtrix Alan could process. Alan’s body now armored in a layer of black-striped, bronzed armor conducting the electricity, Alan gave Pride an opening to swoop in as Ultimate Spidermonkey, opening his mandible-like jaws and spitting out a stream of web that insulted Yellowtrix Shocksquatch’s fur, negating his static electricity as a result. Glowing purple energy instead engulfed his exposed hand as he reeled the arm back, and with the combined power of many powerful aliens all at once, Alan punched Yellowtrix Alan with all his might, culminating in a colossal sonic boom that forced Ultimate Spidermonkey to use his spider legs to anchor himself into the ground.]*

Ultimate Spidermonkey: JESUS CHRIST, ALAN!

*[Yellowtrix Alan was immediately reverted and left physically decimated by the blast, although Alan gave him no breathing room and snatched him by the waist with one of Wildvine’s tendrils, pulling him back and smashing into the side of a nearby building. Attempting to throw him again, Alan suddenly retracted the tendril, discovering Yellowtrix Alan had transformed again and excreted a biological lubricant to slip free. The lanky Yellowtrix Lube Tube emerged from the wreckage of the building, extending out his spiked fingers and shooting out multiple pressurized streams of fluid, although Alan quickly responded by a roaring blast of spectral flames from his hand, freezing Yellowtrix Lube Tube with feelings of petrifying cold in order to momentarily stun him. While Alan slowly began to regain his bearings, using Mantis Shrimp’s photokinetic regeneration to absorb sunlight, he used it to regenerate his obliterated arm, which had been completely destroyed and reduced to a bloodied nub from his megaton punch.]*

Alan: You’re up, Pride.

*[Without skipping a beat, Ultimate Spidermonkey leapt up into the air towards the stunned Praetermisissapien transformation, transforming himself into Knicicle and slashing at him with his bladed limbs, his cryokinetic powers internally freezing Yellowtrix Lube Tube’s lubricant and immobilizing him from within his body, forcing his switch into the bellowing Yellowtrix Walradiance. With a swinging slash of his fiery tusks, Yellowtrix Walradiance melted through Knicicle’s icy form and instantly reverted him, although before the Gladiorus transformation could strike him again, a sudden explosion blasted him backwards, courtesy of Alan using Explogre’s power of explosive breath. Yellowtrix Walradiance tried to recover despite his tusks now clearly damaged, although the possessed Alan’s face contorted and warped into a hideous expression, alongside letting out a terrifying screech, instilling doubt in Yellowtrix Walradiance and stunning long enough for Pride to transform into Golem-Eye and discharge a powerful electrical current from his hands that violently blasted him to high heavens… or would have, if he didn’t transform into Yellowtrix Heavyweight and shifted his own density into a state of intangibility.]*

Golem-Eye: Looks like this one can finally come in handy.

*[The possessed Golem-Eye stomped one of his feet forward, combining both his seismokinetic and cryokinetic powers into one by creating a miniature earthquake that flash-froze Yellowtrix Heavyweight. Although the latter was able to quickly phase through due to his density control, Golem-Eye had already smacked down on the Simplicitrix symbol on the center of his chest and transformed himself into an unfamiliar transformation of bizarre portions. Scooping up a handful of the orange gel from the gelatinous growths protruding from his back, Power Gel threw it like how one would throw a snowball at Yellowtrix Heavyweight, partially splattering his body in the strange sludge. Attempting to make himself super-tangible and nigh-indestructible, Yellowtrix Heavyweight’s confused expression was very appropriate for when the struck side of his body instead became completely devoid of denisty and thus intangible again.]*

Power Gel: That gel just reversed the powers of where it hit you, and now that you have a glaring weak spot...

*[Power Gel reverted back to his human form and launched himself at the stunned Yellowtrix Heavyweight, combining both Ghoulseye’s intangibility and Atomix’s nuclear energy to grab hold of his intangible half and almost completely atomize the right side of his body. In a bright-yellow flash of light, Yellowtrix Blisteroo swiftly retaliated and shoved Pride backwards with a fiery flurry of punches, although suddenly froze, both figuratively and literally, with the discovery that his punches had frozen and trapped his limbs, courtesy of Pride creating Power Gel’s arms from his chest to both block the punches and encase them with his power reversal gel ejected from the sides of his elbows, having turned his pyrokinesis into cryokinesis. With this brief opening, Alan suddenly sped in with Fasttrack’s speed and grabbing hold of Yellowtrix Blisteroo with another Wildvine tendril from his hand, flipped him over his shoulder and slammed the latter into the asphalt with a tremendous burst of Capraemonium strength, the impact sending chunks of the street flying in every direction and detransforming the Al-Ternate in the process. An exhausted Alan stared down at the bloodied, yellow-colored version of himself, before reaching over and grabbing him by the face.]*

Alan: Your move.

*[An angered Yellowtrix Alan suddenly opened his jaws as wide as possible and clamped his teeth down on the side of Alan’s hand with enough force to puncture through skin and draw blood, socking him away during his moment of recoil. With a strike of his active Simplicitrix, Yellowtrix Alan transformed himself into the small, amphibious Stydromancer and quickly began to put his hydrokinetic powers to use, lifting up the surrounding sewage and surrounding himself into the shape of a gigantic golem to suddenly attack both Alan and Pride with a downward swing of one of its arms, although the two swiftly dive out of the way just in the nick of the time. Alan using Mossquito’s moss powers and partially dissolving the golem’s arm, Pride transformed himself into Frankenstrike and discharged a massive lightning blast from his conductors that shocked the sewage monster, although Yellowtrix Stydromancer swiftly protected himself using whatever non-conductive junk, namely plastic and some metals, that were floating inside his constructs.]*

Alan: THE FUCKER BLOCKED IT?!

*[Yellowtrix Strydromancer opened up his chest cavity and fired out several conglomerated heaps of garbage and sewage outwards as massive projectiles. Alan clenched his gauntlet yet again and took unaided flight through the use of Whampire’s powers, before focusing his gaze towards Yellowtrix Strydromancer and attempting to hypnotize him, although the latter swiftly shielded his eyes in time with his improvised shield. Alan extended out his arms and molded both of his hands into Humungousaur’s biological gatling guns, although the resulting gunfire did little against Yellowtrix Strydromancer’s sewage golem thanks to his liquid flexibility and malleability, and through sacrificing what little solid material was still inside of him as additional shields. With the Al-Ternate going in for another attack, Alan swiftly surrounded himself with an electric Golem-Eye shield and blocked the swing, before detonating the force-field in an Toadal Annihilation explosion that knocked the sewage golem backwards.]*

Alan: Pride?!

*[Alan descended out of the air and searched around for his back-up, although discovered Pride had seemingly vanished like before, all while the sewage golem began to slowly reform and restore itself from the concussive explosion doing little to stop Yellowtrix Strydromancer.]*

Alan: PRIDE?!

*[As the sewage golem began to charge towards Alan again, slamming its club-like fists into the ground, Alan leapt backwards with Kickin Hawk’s enhanced leg strength and shot out more of Mossquito’s absorbent moss to weaken the structure of its legs and slow it down. A great majority of the asphalt street destroyed beneath his feet, Alan kicked up the revealed dirt and melted it down into mud, creating more environmental hazards for Yellowtrix Strydromancer, before in a red flash of light, Terraspin sucked in his head and began creating a powerful cyclone in an attempt to push the sewage golem backwards, although Yellowtrix Stydromancer pushed back against him just as hard and began to slowly breach through his cyclonic barrier… until at that very moment, the sewage golem ruptured apart from a colossal explosion of electromagnetic energy.]*

Alan: *OH SHIT!*

*[Alan again protecting himself with a layer of striped, conductive armor, Yellowtrix Strydromancer unceremoniously smashed into the ground below with the loss of his constructs’ stability, before his attacker revealed themselves from behind him, towering over Yellowtrix Strydromancer by a massive margin. With a projected electromagnetic field from his hand slowly lifting the stunned Aquanae transformation up into the air, all the while making sure to continue electrocuting the everloving hell out of him, the hulking Ultimate Frankenstrike in all his Evolved Transylian glory locked eyes with Alan.]*

Ultimate Frankenstrike: Finish this.

*[Ultimate Frankenstrike practically threw Yellowtrix Strydromancer towards Alan, releasing his electromagnetic grip in the process, with Alan launching himself too with Toadal Annihilation’s explosive leaps. In yet another flash of yellow light, Yellowtrix Strydromancer morphed into his Polymorph transformation and outstretched his body in an attempt to smother Alan in acidic slime, although at the last possible second, Alan wrapped his body inwards on itself and teleported straight to Yellowtrix Goop, projecting Zerox’s tubes from his feet to anchor himself from the ground and prevent himself from falling over. The detransformed Al-Ternate quickly landed afterwards and spun around in an attempt to counter with another transformation, only to be smashed across the face by Armodrillo’s hulking arms, his mouth spewing blood and broken teeth, and the channeled vibrations discombobulating in the process.]*

Armodrillo: You’re very crafty when it comes to certain aliens… but that’s just it…

*[Yellowtrix Alan smacked down on his Simplicitrix in a blind panic, transforming himself back into Yellowtrix Shocksquatch and immediately charging a blast of static electricity from his fur. Although firing it off just in time, Armodrillo merely tilted his head out of the way, allowing the electricity to hit Ultimate Frankenstrike instead. With his newfound ability to absorb electricity through his evolution, Pride tanked the blast, rechanneled into his body, and shot it back at Yellowtrix Shocksquatch with tenfold the power.]*

Armodrillo: ...it's only *certain* aliens.

*[The Al-Ternate reduced to his human form yet again, Armodrillo easily got a few more licks in while he was left vulnerable, severely bloodying his face beyond recognition and completely wrenching his arm when he attempted to reach for his Simplicitrix again, although Yellowtrix Alan was able to smack the primed core against the side of Armodrillo’s head, transforming into the bizarre, twelve-eyed Clairvoy and immediately tapping into his multi-future precognition to see the outcomes of the predicament he was currently in. Armodrillo attempted to attack him with another swing of his arms, although with a flash of Yellowtrix Clairvoy’s eyes, the latter projected out paralytic optic beams that completely immobilized Armodrillo.]*

*[Before Yellowtrix Clairvoy could fully utilize his power and grasp the circumstances he was in, Ultimate Frankenstrike suddenly shot down a massive lightning bolt just inches from his face, and although he was not phased by the sheer sound due to his lack of any senses that weren’t his vision, the flash of light briefly blinded him and disabled his paralysis beams, immediately freeing Armodrillo and enabling him to suddenly transform in yet another flash of bright-red light. Although Yellowtrix Clairvoy was anticipating another different transformation thanks to his precognition, seeing glimpses of various miscellaneous transformations, he was completely sidelined by a possibility he had never considered: Ultimate Armodrillo.]*

Ultimate Frankenstrike: ALAN, NOT THAT ONE! NOT THAT ONE! ***COLLATERAL DAMAGE!***

*[Without even a word, Ultimate Armodrillo slammed his claws into the ground and created a colossal tremor that demolished anything still left standing within the nearest hundred or so feet, the ensuing shockwaves collapsing entire buildings and leveling a great majority of Charlotte in the process, with Yellowtrix Clairvoy, Ultimate Frankenstrike, and any still living civilians nearby entirely swept from under waves of rubble and horribly injured, if not outright killed, in the process… until all of the destruction and carnage suddenly froze in an instance.]*

*[Everything stood completely still.]*

*[Silence.]*

*[Absolute, unmoving silence.]*

*[Just then, it all rewound backwards.]*

Ultimate Frankenstrike: ALAN, NOT THAT ONE! NOT THAT ONE! ***COLLATERAL DAMAGE!***

*[Without even a word, Ultimate Armodrillo slammed his claws into the ground, although before he could release all of the rage stored up inside of him, the Evolved Talpaedan transformation strangely seemed to stagger for a brief moment, realizing that despite striking his front legs against the ground, they did not make contact with the ground. An attempt to try to do so again revealed that the exact moment before impact, Ultimate Armodrillo’s position was abruptly reset backwards to how it was, and in his chaotic state of mind right now, he was suddenly clueless of what he was suddenly happening… until he finally caught the silhouette out of the corner of his eye… the distinct outline of a Sciursusidae.]*

Bluetrix Groundhog Day: *[mocking tone]* It doesn’t work like that… *mate.*

Ultimate Armodrillo: ...GrimmZilla crushed you… you didn’t DIE FROM THAT?!

Bluetrix Groundhog Day: ...a concussion at worst... you did more damage yourself.

*[Ultimate Armodrillo let out a roar and leapt outwards at Bluetrix Groundhog Day, although the colossal earthquake created by his massive impact against the ground towards Bluetrix Groundhog Day was suddenly nullified in a flash of bright-blue light, supposedly by the latter’s own time loop, and this time, it was instead to be the work of the bulky Bluetrix Continental Drift, his terrakinetic powers so outrageously immense they rivalled Ultimate Armodrillo’s own strength so much that they negated his monstrous tremors. Bluetrix Continental Drift suddenly began to sprint forward, surfing across the ground through the use of his own terrakinesis, and narrowly dodging another series of shockwaves, before transforming in another flash of blue light into Bluetrix Entropic Punch, using his very confusing energy powers to launch himself into the air as high as he could go, gaining enough height to completely escape the eviscerated ground below. Briefly staying afloat with Bluetrix Stinkfly’s flight and divebombing towards his foe, Bluetrix Hookwink revealed himself in another burst of light and shot out his clawed tendrils, quickly grabbing onto parts of Ultimate Armodrillo’s armor and attempting to drain his kinetic energy to try and slow him down.]*

Ultimate Armodrillo: **PRRIDDEEE!!!**

*[Thrashing Yellowtrix Clairvoy off of him, Ultimate Frankenstrike came to Alan’s aid as fast as possible, smacking his massive gauntlets together and releasing a electromagnetic blast of energy that Bluetrix Hookwink casually used his powers to absorb the electricity and negate the effects of the attack. In yet another flash of bright-blue light, the trypophobic nightmare that was Bluetrix Gory Hole grabbed tightly onto Ultimate Armodrillo and instantly used his powers to bore countless amounts of holes across the surface of his metallic armor, thus leaving him in unimaginable amounts of pain as torrents of jet-black blood poured from his open wounds. Ultimate Frankenstrike propelled himself up into the air and thrashed Bluetrix Gory Hole away with an electromagnetically-boosted punch that knocked him off of the Evolved Talpaedan, although once the two were on the ground, Ultimate Frankenstrike was suddenly blasted backwards by a wave of foul-smelling garbage that nearly buried him if it wasn’t for his own electromagnetokinetic powers freeing him, with a sudden burst of magnetism pushing away everything that was metal and revealing the source to be the grotesque abomination that was Bluetrix Dumpster Fire.]*

Bluetrix Dumpster Fire: *[Captain Planet impression]* BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED… I AM DUMPSTER FIRE!

*[Molding his fists into a pair of spiked maces tipped with glass shards for spikes, Bluetrix Dumpster Fire elongated both of his arms and attempted to strike Ultimate Frankenstrike, although the latter swiftly blocked and parried with a swing of his forearm, and an outward burst of his electromagnetic energy, before clanking his gauntlets together again and smacking his fists into the ground to create a powerful wave of lightning through the ground that briefly stunned Bluetrix Dumpster Fire. Opening up his jaws, Bluetrix Dumpster Fire suddenly vomited out sludge from his mouth, gunking up Ultimate Frankenstrike’s conductors long enough for him to forge a makeshift metal blade from one of his arms and slash at Ultimate Frankenstrike, each swing damaging his cybernetics more and more, not until an explosion of flames pushed Bluetrix Dumpster Fire backwards, shattering the blade of his crude sword and badly burning his body in the process. Ultimate Heatblast towered the smoldering Bluetrix Dumpster Fire with extreme intimidation, although before the former could finally finish him off, one of Ultimate Heatblast’s arms unnaturally began to twist in on itself and contort as if becoming suctioned into a miniature black hole.]*

Ultimate Heatblast: **WHAT THE FUCK?!**

*[Bluetrix Dumpster Fire slowly reformed his damaged body and rose back up to both of his feet, now instead taking on the fractured, glowing form of Bluetrix Hippovacuumonstrabyssquippedaliovoidia. With one hand raised outwards and projecting a swirling vortex of glowing energy, Bluetrix Hippo’s powers of void manipulation finished creating a spatial singularity that continued in completely destroying the right side of Ultimate Heatblast’s body, instantly engulfing any flames that he attempted to shoot out at Bluetrix Hippo during the process of this.]*

Bluetrix Hippo: When you stare into the void…

*[Ultimate Heatblast’s body completely crumpled in on itself, rocks cracking and flames dying, before Pride was finally reverted from the sheer damage that had been inflicted onto him.]*

Bluetrix Hippo: ...the void stares back.

*[Bluetrix Hippo immediately attempted to repeat the same trick on Pride once he had reverted back to his possessed human form, although discovered that nothing happened, and that the vortex swirling around in his palm was no longer moving. Before Bluetrix Hippo could fully piece together why in time, Pride grabbed onto him and activated Paws Button’s time dilation powers as much as he could, dilating his time to the point he was rendered almost completely immobile. With his opponent neutralized for the time being, Pride clenched the Stabilized Simplicitrix again and sped off towards Alan, although immediately halted upon being confronted by a quartet of various alien figures coming out of nowhere: Yellowtrix Season’s Greetings.]*

Pride: You got to be fucking KIDDING!

*[The Al-Ternate versions of Fons, Aestas, Cadere, and Heims all proceeded to lock arms and spin around in a circle. Before Pride could ask why they were spontaneously playing ring around the rosie, the reason why becomes immediately apparent when they begin to speed up faster and faster, soon forming a miniature tornado powered by all of their abilities released at once. Red lightning and blue slime discharged from Pride’s fingers, as to counteract this, he clenched down the Stabilized Simplicitrix into a fist again, combining both Stormform and EmPowerment’s powers to create one colossal tornado in retaliation. The two sides forced at a standstill, Pride clearly beginning to struggle and try to think of anything he could do, the members of Yellowtrix Season’s Greetings are abruptly blasted away by another whirlwind of various elemental forces, this time courtesy of a severely beaten and damaged Golem-Eye.]*

Pride: ALAN!

*[Golem-Eye immediately detransformed and collapsed onto his knees, with Pride coming to his aid and healing his various wounds with Ouroborosaurus’ healing factor, although could do little for his state of complete and utter exhaustion. Alan stared blankly at the damaged ground, seemingly processing the horrors that had been going on around him, and to Pride’s protests, fell forward and hit the ground like a dropped paperweight. Pride slowly scooped him back up and readied to use Pesky Dust’s oneirokinetic powers on him to wake him back up, although suddenly froze at an unusual jolt of movement out of the corner of his eye.]*

Pride: ...wh-what?!

*[The bizarre jolts of movement began to spontaneously repeat themselves from all around Pride, bewildering him further when he realized that they were seemingly coming from the inanimate bodies of various dead civilians strewn about the burning, destroyed streets. One by one, each of them began to slowly rise up from wherever they were laying, standing up to their feet, or what little of their legs they still have left on them, and began rapidly entering their state of zombified reanimation. Their unknown puppeteer gathered as many as they could and formed them all together into a miniature army, before pushing free from underneath a mound of rubble and revealing them to be none other than the metal-masked, patchwork abomination, Yellowtrix Doomstone.]*

Pride: You’re fucking sick.

*[Yellowtrix Doomstone seemingly made no clear attempt to respond to the insult, only orchestrating the reanimated civilians and permitting themselves to be rapidly approaching Pride and the unconscious Alan with gnashing jaws and killer intent. In a sudden pair of bright-red flashes, both Pride and with assistance, the unconscious Alan too, transformed themselves into Ditto and finally merged back together into one, although with Alan too exhausted to go on, Pride took full control and stared down on the Stabilized Simplicitrix on his right hand, arming it with the press of his finger and scrolling through various holograms, before eventually stopping on the Vladat DNA sample.]*

Pride: I got your back, Alan… I’m not going anywhere… not here, not now...

*[Striking the activated core down, red energy swirled around Pride’s body, transforming him into the Simplicitrix’s vampiric Vladat transformation, before he suddenly lifted one of his arms up and held out an open palm. With a downward thrust of his raised hand, the possessed Whampire again struck down on the Simplicitrix symbol with unknown intent, that is, until additional red energy swarmed around his body and four metal prongs protruded out of the sides of the Simplicitrix symbol. White and beige fur violently burst through his jumpsuit, his face now becoming fully exposed and more beautiful than before, with gigantic, dark-yellow fangs and two enlarged ears sticking out of the top of his head. Remnants of his destroyed outfit dangling from his left shoulder and waist, two colossal bat wings emerged from his back and spread outwards, a final screech concluding the evolutionary sequence of Ultimate Whampire.]*

Ultimate Whampire: **NOT EVER!!!**

### Chapter 6

*[The scorched earth ripped asunder by the shockwaves, pitch-black plumes of smoke arose from within the massive fissures throughout the burned terrain, as everything had been reduced to nothing more than a nuclear wasteland from the results of Whitetrix Pneuma’s self-destructive attack. Seemingly devoid of any signs of life at first, a series of hoarse coughs began emanating from inside of the largest craters in the ground, becoming louder and louder until the silhouette of a shriveled arm, stained with ash and dirt, suddenly emerged and grabbed hold of the ledge of the crater they were submerged in. The horrifically wounded and disoriented Blacktrix Alan gathered enough strength to finally drag himself up to the surface, revealing most of his clothes had been completely reduced to threadbare rags soaked in grime and soot. Blacktrix Alan fell onto his back, gasping in pain and struggling to stand back up.]*

Blacktrix Alan: Fucking… COCKSUCKERS! FUCKING BASTARD DIPSHIT MORONS!

*[Blacktrix Alan tripped over his own feet in anger and collapsed back into the dirt, retching and gagging until successfully spitting out a swallowed mouthful of dirt and blood. The interface of his dirtied Simplicitrix flickered and buzzed, its inverted black and red colors fizzling in and out with clear internal damage, all while the very much so pained Blacktrix Alan shambled around and struggled to tear the burned threads of his destroyed hoodie off of his wounded left arm. Hardly able to make out the landscape around him, Blacktrix Alan tried rubbing the blackened mixture of ash, dirt, and coagulated blood off of his face and out of his hair. To say he was angry was a complete understatement. He was, without a doubt, pissed off.]*

Blacktrix Alan: **FFFUCCCKKK!!! THERE’S SO MUCH FUCKING DOG SHIT IN MY EYES!!! I CAN’T EVEN SEE WHERE THE FUCK I AM RIGHT NNNOOOWWW!!!**

*[In the far off distance, the aftershocks of yet another explosion, although one not as powerful as before, suddenly rocked through the ground and stunned Blacktrix Alan, although he realized what was to come and threw himself forward onto the ground upon hearing the oncoming boom, preventing himself from being swept up by a colossal wave of dirt and rocks cascading through the air. As Blacktrix Alan stiffly pushed himself back when the chaos settled, his hands pressed against the burnt dirt, the muffled sounds of machinery ripping and carving its way through the earth rumbled from below him. Blacktrix Alan’s bloodshot eyes searched around for the source in a panic, although before he could pinpoint its position, a massive silver drill bit burst out of the ground beneath him, piercing straight through his left hand and causing the Blacktrix Alan to leap backwards, screaming out in pain and clutching the fresh wound.]*

Blacktrix Alan: **GGGOOODDDDDDAAAMMMNNNIIITTT!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!**

*[Triple Drill eventually unearthed and revealed himself, none other than the Alan clone that Whitetrix Pneuma had unsuccessfully attempted taking out with his explosive descent out of the atmosphere above. Alan had simply burrowed underground as fast as he could to escape the enormous blast, biding his time until the smoke had finally cleared.]*

Triple Drill: Oops! I didn’t nick anything, did I?

Blacktrix Alan: *[hand completely drenched in blood]* **CCCUUNNTTT!!!**

Triple Drill: Oh, looks like you’re going to need a tetanus shot for that.

*[Blacktrix Alan tore off a chunk of his ruined hoodie and quickly bandaged his punctured hand to stifle blood loss, before frantically attempting to reactivate his damaged Simplicitrix, although each time he struck its interface, it only buzzed loudly with the sound of its broken components struggling to function again. An impatient Triple Drill watched him struggle, contemplating if his opponent was even worth finishing off in this state, although the moment he realized he could simply walk away from his problems, a series of electronic beeps, followed by a flash of black light came from behind him. The moment that he turned back around, Triple Drill was suddenly blinded by an eruption of multicolored light that forced him to shield his eyes, lowering his guard and leaving him vulnerable to his explosive punch to his midsection that sent him backwards.]*

Blacktrix Mantis Shrimp: **HAH!**

Alan: Another goddamn fucking bullshit SECOND WIND!

*[Blacktrix Mantis Shrimp rose off the ground and tried tackling Triple Drill while he was down, although Triple Drill transformed his other arm into a drill and smacked him away with a drilling blow. While Alan reverted back to his human form and got his bearings, Blacktrix Mantis Shrimp launched out a multitude of blinding light beams that immediately set whatever intact grass that was around the two of them ablaze, encircling the two Simplicitrix users from within a circle of smoldering flames. Alan held out his Simplicitrix gauntlet and coated his arm in Glassthetic glass shards, reflecting the beams once they were fired at him. The glass shards slowly extended outwards into silver crystals that absorbed the light and discharged them as ultraviolet energy right back at their sender, staggering Blacktrix Mantis Shrimp and suddenly engulfing him a flash of black energy. Before Alan could realize what had happened, an lock-shaped energy construct was suddenly shot towards him out of nowhere, pinning his bladed arm against his chest.]*

Alan: WHA-?!

*[Blacktrix Alan ominously re-emerged from the flames, revealing the impact of the energy blast had struck and tampered with his damaged Simplicitrix and caused him to instead switch to his Astrynomian transformation, Blacktrix Lock-En-Key. Alan grunted in frustration, as technological glitches suddenly engulfed his restrained arm, uncontrollably vibrating and undulating around faster and faster until the glitches consumed and destroyed the energy lock in a burst of pixels. Blacktrix Alan generated another energy lock within his hand and held it by the loop, before charging Alan and swinging it around with the odd intent to use it as a blunt weapon, although Alan let the glitches cause his thrusting swings to pass straight through him. Electromagnetic sparks emitted out of Alan’s opposite hand, before he grabbed hold of his foe and gave them quite the zap, throwing him backwards into the dirt. The electricity surged around his flickering Simplicitrix symbol, before in a stuttering flash of black light, Blacktrix Lock-En-Key momentarily spasmed before morphing into Blacktrix Steambriner. Without even questioning what happened, Blacktrix Steambriner leapt upwards and sprayed Alan with scalding brine.]*

*[Quickly exchanging Frankenstrike’s electromagnetism for Sub-0’s heat absorption, Alan held his hand outwards and flash-froze the brine into a massive block of ice as soon as they made contact with him. His only response in the form of an enraged scream fueled by pain, Blacktrix Steambriner smashed straight into the frozen brine and tackled Alan against the ground with all his might, his mechanical jaws biting wildly onto his forearm, tearing through flesh and crushing his bones. Despite the paralyzing pain, Alan managed to react just in the nick of time, firing out electricity from his clenched gauntlet that surrounded Blacktrix Steambriner and telekinetically suspended him in midair. Being electrocuted from all angles, the transformed Blacktrix Alan screamed bloody murder until Alan finally gave into the pain and dropped the electrical field, leaving the semi-conscious Blacktrix Alan to land against the ground in a smoldering heap.]*

*[Alan clenched his teeth as hard as possible, letting the pain finally subside as the emergence of plant vines mended his shattered bones and torn flesh back together. Sluggishly getting to his feet and extinguishing the flames around them with pressurized blasts of water from his hand, Blacktrix Alan groaned in pain and tried pushing him back up once again, only to see the blurry image of two metallic legs enter his field of view. Looking upwards with a confused expression, Lock-En-Key loomed over him and formed an energy lock within his hand, similarly holding it by the loop as if it was a weapon, which he used it to render Blacktrix Alan entirely unconscious with a downward swing against his skull.]*

*[Elsewhere within the apocalyptic battlefield, Arctiguana (1799.R) bobbed and weaved the fiery slashes and swipes of Whitetrix Igknight, wielding a double-handed sword materialized from out of his flames. Seemingly managing to wear him out, Arctiguana (1799.R) released his ice beam to take him by surprise, although Whitetrix Igknight quickly relinquished his sword, reshaping the flames into a gigantic arm-mounted shield that blocked the ice beam entirely. Once the cloud of steam cleared for the two of them, the transformed Whitetrix Alan charged back into battle, now having his temporary shield for a pair of flaming fencing swords.]*

Whitetrix Igknight: EN GARDE!

*[Arctiguana (1799.R) tilted the scales back in his own favor, transforming in a flash of bright red light as soon as Whitetrix Igknight lurched forward to stab him, as instead, his fiery blade had been suddenly blocked by another much more familiar one. Whitetrix Igknight’s eyes widened in shock, before being clocked in the face by an armored fist that knocked him backwards. The revealed Blamurai (1799.R) readied himself with a sharp inhale, before quickly swinging upwards with all his strength, then downwards, for a finishing blow intercepted by Whitetrix Igknight crossing his dual swords together, melding their flames back into his arm-mounted shield.]*

Whitetrix Igknight: YOU CAN’T DO THIS FOREVER!

Blamurai (1799.R): Ditto.

Whitetrix Igknight: Yeah, what about Splixs-?

*[Blamurai (1799.R) miraculously pierced completely through Whitetrix Igknight’s shield with his blade, extinguishing the flames entirely, as if they had been telekinetically forced apart. Although Whitetrix Igknight tried to conjure another defense, Blamurai (1799.R) brutally riddled him with several rapid-fire slashes, not stopping until his armor was completely torn asunder, leaving Whitetrix Alan forced back into his human form in a white flash.]*

Blamurai (1799.R): I wasn’t talking about the alien, I was talking about you.

*[Blamurai (1799.R) suddenly paused for a few moments, noticeably confused.]*

Blamurai (1799.R): Wait, were you always that short-

*[Struck with an explosive burst of magical energy, Blamurai (1799.R) was suddenly launched backwards by not Whitetrix Alan himself, but the near-identical Whitetrix Færy. Taking flight with his miniature wings, Whitetrix Færy stuck his index finger and thumb in the corners of his mouth and loudly whistled, seemingly for outside help. As the transformed Richard 10 tried to rearm himself again, a strange purple substance suddenly came out of nowhere and began to wrap around his hand, stopping him from doing so. Blamurai (1799.R) expressed confusion, as the elastic material slowly expanded outwards and began encompassing his torso and around one of his legs, prompting him to try and pry it off with his blade, although whatever it was refused to come off nor even tear no much he tried doing so.]*

*[Hobbling around as his legs were being restrained together by the elastic substance, Blamurai (1799.R) reached for his Simplicitrix symbol before it could bind his other arm too, transforming in a red flash of light that began spinning around faster and faster, until the sheer force caused whatever it was to slowly peel off and splat against the ground nearby. Terraspin (1799.R) landed against the ground and watched the purple blob grow limbs, and soon, a tiny humanoid form that revealed itself as none other than Greentrix Alan's Gomasapien transformation, Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun.]*

Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun: *[bouncing around in excitement]* SPINNY! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN!

*[Terraspin (1799.R) smacked him away with a flipper, before turning back towards Whitetrix Færy to resume their fight, only to feel a series of sticky fingers crawling up the back of his flipper, turning over his limb and seeing the Al-Ternate version of Elastick had struck himself onto him again.]*

Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun: AGAIN! AGAIN!

*[Terraspin (1799.R) reacted with annoyance, before using his other flipper to smack down on his Simplicitrix symbol and transform himself into his Cerebrocrustacean transformation, using his electricity to telekinetically surround Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun in a field of energy.]*

Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun: NO! NO! NOT SPARKY! SPINNY!

Brainstorm (1799.R): Spinny indeed.

*[Brainstorm (1799.R) proceeded to spin the suspended Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun inside the field of electricity, building up more and more momentum until the former finally released it and sent the transformed Greentrix Alan rocketing straight towards the transformed Whitetrix Alan, who used his magic to just barely manage to catch the living projectile before he smacked him in the face, but luckily gave Brainstorm (1799.R) the chance to reopen the plates of his cranium and blast Whitetrix Færy with everything he had. The transformed Whitetrix Alan managed to block out the electricity with a magical shield, although not until he was already burned beyond belief.]’’*

Whitetrix Færy: YYYYYOOOOWWWWCCCCHHHH! THAT REALLY SMARTS!

*[Channeling his magic through his shield, Whitetrix Færy launched out all its absorbed energy as a powerful beam of energy, although Brainstorm (1799.R) simply protected himself with an electrical force-field of his own, before again transforming in another red flash. Vines suddenly erupted out of the ground and ensnared the charred Whitetrix Færy from below, as Swampfire (1799.R) revealed himself, although the former freed himself in a sudden white flash, piercing through the vines with the razor-sharp corners and edges of the tiny Whitetrix Glassthetic enough to wiggle free, before avoiding several fireballs and leaping forward as an acidic tidal wave formed from Whitetrix Goop to melt through his opponents. However, the transformed Richard 10 dismantled his body and vanished into the dirt right as Whitetrix Goop landed against where he was moments ago, leaving him briefly confused until Four Arms (1799.R) burst out of the ground behind him.]*

Four Arms (1799.R): TA-DA!

*[Smacking two of his hands together as a sonic clap that launched the amorphous Whitetrix Goop backwards, Four Arms (1799.R) used his enhanced strength to leap into the air, using his other remaining two hands to create a secondary sonic clap that slammed the transformed Whitetrix Alan further into the dirt, leaving him unable to try and get back as his anti-gravity projector was now a good foot or so buried in the soil. The Tetramand transformation hopped back down and quickly turned his attention back towards Greentrix Alan, currently in the process of shambling up to his feet and trying to smack down on his Simplicitrix to transform, yet he was somehow missing every single time and instead lightly smacking random areas of his bare forearm, becoming more confused with every failed attempt.]*

Greentrix Alan: Watch no work?

Whitetrix Goop: *[half-submerged underground, voice muffled]* Green… on your wrist…

Greentrix Alan: Where is wrist?

Whitetrix Goop: YOUR HAND!

*[Greentrix Alan lifted up one of his legs and smacked the side of his ankle, somehow moving further away from his wrist every time he tried again and again. Staring blankly into space with his mouth hanging open and his brain struggling to compute what exactly he was doing wrong, Four Arms (1799.R), astonished, yet amused by his sheer stupidity, casually walked right up towards the oblivious Greentrix Alan and cracked his knuckles.]*

Four Arms (1799.R): You know what, buddy? Don’t worry about that complex mumbo jumbo… let me just go ahead and hit you until you’re unconscious, okay?

Greentrix Alan: Hmm… sound fair.

Whitetrix Goop: **DARNIT, GREEN!**

*[Meanwhile, within the demolished ruins of a relatively large portion of the city of Charlotte, Yellowtrix Doomstone was slammed against the cracked asphalt of the streets amongst the eviscerated remains of his zombified remains made from deceased civilians, deafened by a massive sonic explosion, with the origin of which revealing itself as Ultimate Whampire, with Pride still in control of the weakened Alan clone. Yellowtrix Doomstone immediately leaps back despite severe signs of physical damage to his patchwork physiology, transforming into Yellowtrix Clairvoy and releasing an array of his paralytic optic beams, only for Ultimate Whampire to immediately disassemble himself into a swarm of bats that scattered outwards. The transformed Yellowtrix Alan fired in random directions, unable to hit even a single one of them, before a group of bats suddenly dove downwards and reformed into one of his opponents' legs to suddenly kick Yellowtrix Clairvoy into the grasp of a reformed arm that held him in place and left him vulnerable towards several consecutive blows from Ultimate Whampire's other limbs as they reform from the bats, knocking out several teeth.]*

*[With Pride's disembodied limbs telekinetically battering him from multiple different angles, overwhelming his foresight and preventing him to see any sort of outcome that could allow him to escape, the beaten Yellowtrix Clairvoy changed tactics and transformed within a sudden yellow flash, becoming his version of Parasulfurolophus as he reeled his head upwards and slammed it into the ground to create an explosion of sulfur that blasted the bats backwards and forced the transformed Pride to reassemble himself. Yellowtrix Parasulfurolophus exhaled a wave of fiery breath from his mouth, although Ultimate Whampire effortlessly overpowered them with an explosive sonic scream that launched the former straight towards kingdom come, only leaving him with a short-lived victory as gravity suddenly fluctuated around the transformed Pride with the reveal of Bluetrix Hippovacuumonstrabyssquippedaliovoidia tearing straight through several smaller buildings with massive spatial anomalies as if they were improvised black holes, although Ultimate Whampire quickly defended himself with another sonic scream that kicked up a massive wave of rubble that momentarily blinded his opponent and allowed Pride to disappear before the dust settled again.]*

Bluetrix Alan: You mother...

*[Showing clear signs of exhaustion as bright blue sparks of electricity emitted from his damaged Simplicitrix symbol on his waist, the transformed Bluetrix Alan intentionally lowered his guard and transformed back to his human form, horribly battered but definitely still somewhat alive, in hopes of drawing his opponent back out from their hiding place.]*

Bluetrix Alan: You cannot BEGIN to comprehend how DIFFICULT YOU HAVE MADE THIS FOR ALL OF US HERE!

*[Bluetrix Alan limped through the destroyed streets of Charlotte and smeared fresh blood that trickled and leaked from his busted lips from the sheer amount of teeth that he had lost throughout the brawl, completely ignorant of the carnage and destruction that surrounded him.]*

Bluetrix Alan: Every life that was LOST because of THIS battle, was a life WASTED because of YOU, all because YOU REFUSED TO CHANGE YOUR MIND!

*[Bluetrix Alan was suddenly ambushed with the emergence of several striped tentacles that phased through his ground and wrapped around his legs, restraining him further as the Ectonurite form of Ghostfreak revealed himself beneath him.]*

Pride: You're really supposed to be another version of Alan himself, huh? I'm a little joyful knowing I could have ended up with much worse.

*[Pride threw Bluetrix Alan backwards and gave him little time for recovery, immediately transforming into Frankenstrike, then Ultimate Frankenstrike, conjuring up several thunderclouds in the skies above him that with a downward thrust of his arm, casted numerous lightning bolts that repeatedly barraged his opponent while they were most vulnerable, only to reveal that Bluetrix CPPR had managed to tank most if not of the damage through his respective immunities towards electricity and magnetism. Suddenly morphing into Bluetrix Squidstrictor and blasting Ultimate Frankenstrike with his laser vision, the transformed Pride instead strangely exploded into numerous shards, leaving his opponent momentarily confused until the glass debris surrounding him suddenly began to loudly vibrate, with the same applying towards every lone glass within at least an entire mile radius. Before the transformed Bluetrix Alan could realize what was going on, every single shard was suddenly pulled towards him in an instance, skewering and slicing him apart into a million pieces, with the sustained transformation again forcing him back to his human form, spitting up blood and severely cut all over. The remaining glass shards floated and levitated upwards, gathering more and more from within a localized area, until reforming into a multicolored, two-armed prism with a pronged Simplicitrix symbol in the center: Ultimate Glassthetic.]*

Bluetrix Alan: *[spitting out blood whilst shambling to his feet]* BRING IT ON, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

I Am Armer Dun Dudundun Dundundun: Not fair! Not fair! I want backsies! You give backsies!

*[The Al-Ternate version of Arm'd Lobbery angrily jostled around Four Arms (1799.R) within the double-handed grip of his enlarged hands, having reconsidered his offer once two of his braincells finally harmonized enough for him to realize the harm that he was doing to his friends, all while a reverted Whitetrix Alan managed to pull himself free from the ground, loudly spitting up dirt and plucking strands of grass from his messy hair. Managing to wriggle one of his arms free, Four Arms (1799.R) twisted one of the transformed Greentrix Alan's fingers, evoking a pained yelp that was more enough to loosen his grip. In a red flash as Greentrix Alan stumbles backwards and suckles on his sprained finger, Lodestar (1799.R) surrounded himself with magnetic force-fields, reacting just in the nick of time against the waves of invisible bullets coming straight from Whitetrix Ammouflage, who continued barraging his defenses with camouflaged projectiles in a futile attempt to breach his defenses.]*

I Am Armer Dun Dudundun Dundundun: He gave me a booboo! He gave me a booboo!

Whitetrix Ammouflage: I'm well aware of that, Green! You have nine more fingers that can be helping me right now!

*[Whitetrix Ammouflage again transformed, this time into Whitetrix Frostbyt, projecting cryogenic beams that attempted to encase his opponent in a dome of ice, only for him to suddenly manage to break free through Heatblast (1799.R) and his concentrated pyro laser from combining his hands together, as the two came to a standstill with the opposing elements of their abilities. Instinctually coming to the aid of his ally despite not exactly knowing what was going on, I Am Armer Dun Dudundun Dundundun morphed into Gooey, his version of Goop, and sprayed Heatblast (1799.R) with sprays of acidic slime from behind him, weakening him long enough for Whitetrix Frostbyt to finally overpower him, launching himself backwards with a powerful enough blast of ice. As the transformed Richard 10 momentarily remained on his hands and knees, his rocky exterior partially corroded, his two opponents honed in on him with the intent of finally finishing him off.]*

Heatblast (1799.R): *[wincing in pain]* It isn't... too late... for you two... to throw in the towel...

Whitetrix Frostbyt: Definitely not, but you on the other hand?

*[Whitetrix Frostbyt readied his cryokinetic abilities, although before he could land any sort of finishing blow, out of nowhere, a white powder was suddenly blasted onto his arm, immediately causing a reaction that caused his ice exterior to partially melt into water.]*

Whitetrix Frostbyt: What in the Sam Hill is that? This is... Sodium Chloride?!

Heatblast (1799.R): *[smirking]* Look at that, I stalled out for long enough.

*[Whitetrix Frostbyt immediately reacted by trying to blast Heatblast (1799.R) with his opposite arm, only for his wave of ice to be shielded by the sudden formation of a mana shield around him. As the two Al-Ternates staggered backwards in confusion, the illusion around them abruptly dropped all at once, revealing they had already been surrounded by an even larger shield that encompassed them from all sides, as slowly from their surroundings emerged the formerly invisible bodies of Alexis, Chloe, Devin, Mason, Fly and the rest of his group, including Diamond Zero, Khal Raztack, Kalastaa, and Zedipar, Morpheus and the rest of the Annihilators, including Becky, Taylor, Kyle, and Maklar, and even the defeated Blacktrix Alan, rendered unconscious with his hands and feet shackled together with numerous Lock-En-Key energy locks. Alan finally emerged last, having come to the aid of his Al-Ternate ally through projecting salt using the left arm of a pudgy pig-skinned alien, and magically shielded the transformed Richard 10 using the right arm of a mammalian alien covered in brown fur with glowing pink cracks.]*

Morpheus: Forgive me for taking so long to get back here. These gloves of mine have only recently started working right. Damn Gar Bömbögs.

Heatblast (1799.R): Last chance to change your mind.

*[Whitetrix Frostbyt gritted his teeth and groaned in frustration as Alan and his allies began enclosing on them, with a frightened Gooey visibly cowering in terror.]*

*[With all of the glass debris in the ruined section of Charlotte under his control, Ultimate Glassthetic attempted smothering Bluetrix Alan from underneath a wave of amorphous liquified glass, before hardening the wave into a massive pillar of razor-sharp shards, only for Bluetrix Continental Drift to suddenly burst his way out of the ground nearby, having tunneled underground with his powers in order to escape, before lifting his hands upwards and launching pillars of debris towards the levitating Ultimate Glassthetic, who quickly constructed and protected himself with a glass shield. Dismantling his body back into glass shards and telekinetically sending them straight towards Bluetrix Continental Drift, the transformed Bluetrix Alan struggled blocking them with pieces of the ground ejected from around his feet, still receiving several cuts from some shards slipping through and stabbing into him. Bluetrix Continental Drift sealed his wounds with rocky debris, before creating a massive sinkhole beneath his feet in hopes of tunneling downwards again to escape the shards, although was immediately followed afterwards.]*

Ultimate Glassthetic: YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF ROOM!

Bluetrix Continental Drift: YOU'RE THE ONE ABOUT TO BE OUT OF ROOM!

*[Leaping to the side into the wall of the sinkhole and tunneling backwards as fast as possible, Bluetrix Continental Drift secured the top of his sinkhole and trapped the disassembled shards of Ultimate Glassthetic inside, telekinetically throwing as much rubble on top of the enclosed sinkhole as possible to try the transformed Pride down, although his efforts were in vain as the metallic spiked sphere form of Ultimate Cannonbolt smashed straight through his makeshift underground trap, momentarily rolling around in order to pick up speed to charge straight towards Bluetrix Continental Drift, prompting him to instead transform into Bluetrix Rustic and grapple into Ultimate Cannonbolt in an attempt to rust through his metal exterior, only for the transformed Pride to launch several spikes to launch him back through the air and send him crashing against the ground Bluetrix Rustic's Simplicitrix symbol sparked several times, still damaged from his battle against Alan on top of GrimmZilla, although was still maintaining a charge. As Ultimate Cannonbolt again charged him while he was down, Bluetrix Rustic shapeshifted his hands into a pair of flat shields in order to try and lessen the impact of when the two collided again, although unlike before, Ultimate Cannonbolt began slowing down as the rust managed to spread throughout his armored exterior.]*

Bluetrix Rustic: NOW I'VE GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE I-!

*[Knocked backwards by Ultimate Cannonbolt unraveling from his sphere form and smashing him with his arms, the two transformed again in opposing flashes of red and blue light, with Pride becoming the mechanical Triple Drill and Bluetrix Alan instead becoming the hulking Primanoceros. Grinding his hoof-like fingers against the broken asphalt beneath his feet as smoke billowed from his nostrils, Primanoceros charged towards Pride with raw fury, slamming him with enough force to nearly topple his heavy transformation over, forcing to dig his feet into the ground in order to prevent himself from being lifted into the air. Momentarily trapped in a standstill against one another, Triple Drill extended a miniature third drill from his backside and dove it straight into the side of Primanoceros' horn, eventually stunning him long enough for Triple Drill to grab him with his only hand and begin spinning him around, eventually building up momentum to send him crashing into an abandoned car pileup. The transformed Pride charged his opponent while he was down again, although like before, was taken by surprise as he was suddenly engulfed in a wave of wreckage and destroyed car parts, with Bluetrix Dumpster Fire riding atop the wave like a surfer.]*

Bluetrix Dumpster Fire: YOU'RE COMING WITH US, DEAD OR ALIVE!

*[Seemingly disappearing within a flash of red light, Bluetrix Dumpster Fire momentarily frozen before spraying a wave of trash into the air in hopes of discovering where Pride had vanished to and what transformation he had taken next, oblivious to the fact that he had already pulled himself to safety atop a partially broken streetlight using the extendable tentacles of Yelly Flop. Wrapping them around around another nearby streetlight was still standing and pulling himself backwards like a slingshot, Bluetrix Dumpster Fire realized his ambush the moment that he fired himself towards him, prompting the former to surround his fist in metal debris and reel back for a punch, only once the two made impact with one another, the transformed Bluetrix Alan suddenly shouted in horrified pain, feeling as if he had a hole blown through him, before a similar shout, only dozen times louder like a low sonic blast, suddenly blasted him backwards and into pieces. The imprint of his armored fist left on their chest gradually fading away like memory foam, Pride revealed yet another evolved form, Ultimate Yelly Flop.]*

Ultimate Yelly Flop: You'll have to settle with neither.

*[Gooey struggled leaping out of the way of the Annihilators' multitude of attacks, attempting to keep up with the speed of their sheer numbers, as in a bright green flash of light upon knocked against the mana shield by Taylor's telekinesis, Gooey morphed into his version of Beakdown, Eggs and Breaky, and leapt off the wall behind him, going straight for Morpheus' Omnes Potes gloves in an attempt to take them apart, although the latter effortlessly caught him by the wrist and pushed him back with an energized punch, sending him tumbling through the dirt and crashing into the unconscious Blacktrix Alan, causing him to stir with the impact as the transformed Greentrix Alan paid it no heed and returned to the battle. Slowly snapping back to reality and shuffling his arms, Blacktrix Alan's heavily bruised eyes widened in shock when he slightly lifted his arms, discovering that Eggs and Breaky had partially taken apart one of the locks restraining his wrist with the brief contact he made with leaping off of him. As Whitetrix Alan, now transformed as Bullet Curve, avoided the web shots of Mason, the crystalline projectiles of Diamond Zero, and the sonic howls of Kyle, launching biological bullets back in retaliation, they were suddenly knocked off their feet several times and crashed into the dirt beneath him, courtesy of VaMoose taking advantage of their enclosed environment and building up enough momentum to run across the ceiling of the mana dome to barrage him with repeated tackles.]*

VaMoose: YOU'RE UP, ALEXIS!

Alexis: *(fending off a thrashing Greentrix Alan)* A LITTLE BUSY RIGHT NOW!

Devin: HOLD HIM STILL, I'VE GOT HIM!

*[Finally managing to restrain Eggs and Breaky from behind with his tentacles and electrocuting enough to manage to finally slow him down, Devin yanked off and tossed aside the transformed Greentrix Alan, allowing Fly and the rest of his group to converge on them, although their attempts at apprehending him were again foiled by his sudden transformation into Whoop Vine Bomb Whoa, using his malleable plant physiology to slip away from them. Although Khal Raztack managed to pin a few of his legs, the Tetramand was forced to let go once the Al-Ternate version of Wildvine protrudes several thorns as a defense. While the combined strengths of Weird Flex and Four Arms (1799.R) attempted pinning the transformed Whitetrix Alan against the ground, a white flash revealed his transformation into Whitetrix Gutrot, followed by a release of poisonous gas from his nozzles that forced them both to recede backwards, loudly coughing from the toxic fumes entering their lungs. Before either of them could successfully clear the air in time, a pink-skinned feminine hand suddenly grabbed Weird Flex by the skull and lifted him up into the air a significant distance as the origin eventually revealed themselves.]*

Whitetrix Unholy Alimony: ***STUPID MAN THING!***

*[Whitetrix Unholy Alimony's intimidation tactics were suddenly interrupted by a shock of red electricity zapping her wrist and forcing Weird Flex free, as zipping and zigzagging around her through the air like a gnat, Buzzshock (1799.R) laughed maniacally before letting off a small jolt to the bridge of her nose, leaving the enraged extraterrestrial she-devil swinging wildly in a blind rage. Weird Flex pushed himself up to his feet, although was suddenly taken off-guard by a beam of ultraviolet energy fired at him from behind, hard enough to briefly stagger him, having originated from a severely damaged, but revived Blacktrix Chromastone, who had absorbed his remaining energy restraints in order to fuel himself.]*

Blacktrix Chromastone: *ALWAYS BET ON BLACK, MOTHERFUCKER!!*

Weird Flex: WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR YOU TO STAY DOWN?!

Blacktrix Chromastone: ATTENDING YOUR FUNERAL!

Weird Flex: JESUS CHRIST, STOP WRITING FOR THIS GUY!

*[Blacktrix Chromastone charged the transformed Alan with an ultraviolet sword, swinging it right into his skull, although the energy blade seemingly went straight through him in a red flash as Alan himself vanished into his own shadow, revealing himself as Shady Nasty with a glow of his red eyes. Blacktrix Chromastone attempted striking his own shadow, only to realize that his own movements were frozen, before against his will, he forcefully reabsorbed his blade and fired the energy out of his other hand, accidentally hitting Whoop Vine Bomb Whoa and knocking him straight out of the air. The transformed Blacktrix Alan managed to fight back enough for him to concentrate his ultraviolet light straight towards his own shadow, although Shady Nasty had again vanished by then. Instead manifesting out of the shadow of Chloe nearby, Shady Nasty transformed into Explogre, letting a miniature explosion with a flick of a finger that blew Blacktrix Chromastone's rocky form apart and forced his malfunctioning Simplicitrix into another transformation to keep him intact, that being Blacktrix Goop.]*

*[Searching throughout the city of Charlotte after having momentarily taken care of Bluetrix Alan, scattering his Al-Ternate version of Dumpster Fire into fine bits, Ultimate Yelly Flop maneuvered through his surroundings with surprising agility despite his larger size using his extendable tentacles and shock-absorbent body, searching for any signs of the last Al-Ternate left, unaware of the two eyes watching him from the shadows of the upper floor of a large partly decimated building. Momentarily stopping in his tracks, extending his absolute sense of touch throughout the air with his advanced means of air current detection, Ultimate Yelly Flop suddenly whipped around and released a subsonic scream that despite its lower volume compared to something along the lines of Ultimate Echo-Echo, still blew apart the entire floor where he had detected them, although despite this, Yellowtrix Alan was still nowhere to be seen amongst the debris.]*

Ultimate Yelly Flop: You can toy with me all you want...

*[Ultimate Yelly Flop concentrated his sensory capabilities throughout every inch of the air around himself, searching for even the slightest of vibrations.]*

Ultimate Yelly Flop: ...but I know you're right where you want me.

*[Deafening silence filled the air.]*

*[The transformed Pride listened intently.]*

*[Nothing.]*

*[Absolutely nothing.]*

Ultimate Yelly Flop: You're right behind me, aren't you?

*[Surely enough, Yellowtrix Alan and his version of Murmer creeped behind the stunned Ultimate Yelly Flop, his abilities rendering so silent that not a single sound nor vibration came from his encroaching footsteps. In opposing flashes of red and yellow light, Ultimate Yelly Flop immediately became Ultimate Heatblast and released a massive wave of flames behind him in hopes of frying his opponent to a crisp, although none of his flames would actually reach him as soaring straight up into the air and diving back downwards in order to engulf his opponent underneath a massive tsunami, Yellowtrix Scald Eagle instantly extinguished his flames and blanketed him within scalding water that scorched the very rock of his body and eventually swept him away by the burning tidal wave of demonic water.]*

Ultimate Heatblast: GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

[Yellowtrix Scald Eagle perched on top of a nearby building, his mermaid-like tail curling underneath him like a gigantic serpentine tail, before eventually, several demonic spirits in the form of hydrokinetic projections summoned through his demonic water approached him from below, dropping what appeared to be nothing more than a heap of garbage that on closer inspection, the damaged blue-colored hourglass symbol sticking out of its side told otherwise. Exhaling onto it with a blast of hot vapor that unceremoniously caused the amorphous pile to thrash about in pain, sputtering and gagging loudly before finally transforming back into the injured Bluetrix Alan, who was screaming in pain from the sheer temperature burning his bloodied skin, although in another blue flash, he cleaned himself of the demonic essence using Bluetrix Indombrittable's holy light.]

Bluetrix Indombrittable: ASSHOLE, WAS THAT NECESSARY?!

*[Yellowtrix Scald Eagle stared silently at him, while Bluetrix Indombrittable levitated towards the ledge of the building rooftops, seeing no signs of Pride below.]*

Bluetrix Indombrittable: Where is he? Did you get him?

*[Yellowtrix Scald Eagle, of course, didn't respond vocally.]*

Bluetrix Indombrittable: That better be yes.

*[Bluetrix Indombrittable reverted back to his human form in a blue flash, still horribly cut up and bruised from Ultimate Glassthetic's shard projectiles, although still getting ready to dial up yet another transformation despite his injuries.]*

Bluetrix Alan: I'm using Rabbiture to bring everyone else here. We need to regroup again. While I'm doing that, I could really use Ouroboro-

[Before the Al-Ternate version of Alan could even finish his sentence, the sky above them suddenly began to quake and rumble, as if trumpets were playing from the heavens above, prompting the panicked Yellowtrix Scald Eagle to search around where the noise was coming from, only to suddenly see a certain area of the demonic waters below starting to swell upwards into a massive bubble that internally glowed with a blinding magenta energy. With a deafening pop that knocked them both backwards, Bluetrix Alan stepped backwards in awe at the sight of a gigantic purple and magenta starfish levitating upwards, revealing four red eyes each at the base of its five arms, and a gigantic Simplicitrix symbol in the center of its underbelly that its multiple pairs of eyes encircled around.]

Ultimate Indombrittable: **𝐵𝒴 𝒢𝒪𝒟'𝒮 𝐿𝐼𝒢𝐻𝒯, 𝐼 𝒮𝑀𝐼𝒯𝐸 𝒴𝒪𝒰**

*[The clouds in the sky parted above the three of them, as from the opening shot down a pure white beacon of holy light that seemingly obliterated Bluetrix Alan's physical form into pure energy, completely collapsing the building that the two Al-Ternates were standing on in the process. Yellowtrix Scald Eagle took flight at the last second and avoided being swept underneath the rubble, before firing a massive pressurized beam of demonic water directly towards the transformed Pride, although they merely evaporated into harmless vapor before even impacting with him. Ultimate Indombrittable lifted one of his many arms and fired a miniature beam of holy light back at Yellowtrix Scald Eagle, completely annihilating his demonic transformation and forcing him back to his human form.]*

Ultimate Indombrittable: **𝐵𝐸 𝒜𝐹𝑅𝒜𝐼𝒟**

*[In a yellow flash before he was buried underneath the falling debris and demonic waters below, one of Ultimate Indombrittable's arms was suddenly blown apart by several yellow energy rings concentrated into a pair of beams coming out of nowhere and tearing apart the atomic bonds of his appendage, although almost instantaneously regenerated afterwards. Ultimate Indombrittable's countless eyes glared downwards as standing on a pillar of amalgamated matter transmuted from the debris, the dual forms of Yellowtrix Wedlock revealed themselves.]*

Blacktrix Goop: PUT ME DOWN, YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT!!!

*[Having transformed into Digi-Crisis and technologically taken control of his anti-gravity projector through merging with it, Alan ignored his demands and continued smacking Blacktrix Goop around like a ragdoll against the inside of the mana dome that was surrounding them, eventually dizzying him to the point he was clearly struggling to come up with any more expletives. Buzzshock (1799.R) flew nearby and transformed into Stinkfly (1799.R), spraying streams of slime from his eyes towards Whitetrix Unholy Alimony to blind her, although she managed to grab hold of his tail and slam him into the ground repeatedly, eventually managing to stun him long enough to bare the extremely long claw extending from her ring finger, reeling it upwards before bringing it down and burying straight into his midsection. However, the transformed Whitetrix Alan's attack was in vain, as Stinkfly (1799.R) had transformed into his Thep Khufan form at the last moment, unraveling the bandages of his chest and causing her arm to instead stab into the dirt beneath him.]*

Tyrantbind: Missed me!

*[An infuriated Whitetrix Unholy Alimony yelled out in frustration and attempted pulling her arm free, only for Tyrantbind to suddenly contract his bandages shut and pin his arm down, leaving her immobile long enough for Digi-Crisis to suddenly launch Blacktrix Goop straight into Whitetrix Unholy Alimony, instantly separating from his projector in the process, while causing the former to splatter apart on impact and the latter to be restrained by darkly colored adhesive slime. Digi-Crisis landed against the ground alongside Tyrantbind.]*

Digi-Crisis: Would you do the honors?

Tyrantbind: Gladly.

*[Tyrantbind transformed back into his version of Blamurai, unsheathing his samurai sword from his hip and clutching it tightly with both hands, right as Whitetrix Unholy Alimony used her atomic dissociation to disintegrate the slime restraining her and finally free herself. Without wasting another second, Blamurai (1799.R) charged the transformed Whitetrix Alan from behind her, and as if time almost stood still for a second, with all of his strength, the transformed Richard 10 slashed directly at one of the stark white Simplicitrix symbols atop one of Whitetrix Unholy Alimony's circular earrings, shattering the jewelry and causing him to suddenly detransform, as he collapses onto his knees and reveal the interface of his own device was now visibly split down the middle and sparking with white electricity. Blood trickling from the side of his mouth and his bruised eyelids twitching in frustration, Whitetrix Alan fell under his own weight and collapsed unconscious, having been finally defeated alongside the rest of his allies, all but one of them.]*

Chloe: HOLD STILL, YOU LITTLE-

Mason: Hold him up by the back of his neck!

Zedipar: You're thinking of a cat! He's not a cat!

*[Greentrix Alan flailed and kicked within the grips of Alan's allies and the Annihilators, having been reverted out of his Al-Ternate version of Wildvine when he was accidentally shot down by the Shady Nasty-possessed Blacktrix Chromastone, now transformed as his Al-Ternate version of Gobblin Shark, appropriately named Bite Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar Away, snapping his aforementioned jaws around wildly.]*

Morpheus: How is this one still so energetic?

Maklar: GAH, HE ALMOST BIT ME!

Becky: Will you all hold him still already?!

Bite Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar Away: *I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT!!*

*[The transformed Greentrix Alan's extendable jaws were eventually forced and pinned shut with a mana construct that reshaped into a Hannibal Lecter mask, before Digi-Crisis walked over, reverting back to his human form in a red flash and doing the same to him with a firm smack of the Simplicitrix symbol on the center of his chest, before knocking him over and kicking him in the shin out of frustration.]*

Alan: That makes three of them.

Alexis: There weren't three to begin with. There were five.

Devin: I'm pretty sure that there was a lot more than only five. One of them broke into our house and pretended to be The Joker.

Alan: *[clenching the sides of his head in frustration]* GOD... DAMNIT! I KNOW THAT! I FUCKING KNOW THAT!

Chloe: Alan, why did they even come here?!

Alan: WHAT DO YOU THINK? THEY OBVIOUSLY HAVE BEEF WITH ME BECAUSE I EXIST!

Taylor: They have "someone that wants to meet you," that's why.

Devin: How did you-

Taylor: "Telepath to telepath," remember? *[turns back to Alan*] You're not in the wrong, though. I don't trust something as vague as that either.

Fly: Do you think the remaining Alans have jumped ship?

Morpheus: Perhaps, but for what reason? They're most definitely biding their time, unless they were only meant to be a diversion.

Kyle: *[lightly nudging Greentrix Alan with his foot]* I have my doubts it was for these idiots.

Zedipar: Could they have sent them in as expendables?

Kyle: *[points towards the Stabilized Simplicitrix]* They wouldn't exactly be expendables if they were so easily matched against the exact person they came here for. In fact, we've had the most trouble with the one that literally eats grass.

Blamurai (1799.R): Everyone, just like the one with the gloves said, they're only biding their time.

*[Upon speaking up, everyone suddenly stared back towards Blamurai (1799.R) with suspicious gazes after he had again reminded them of his existence, unaware of the weakened figure crawling through the grass nearby and slowly inching closer towards the restrained Greentrix Alan, who himself was fidgeting around in the ground and trying to uncover his mouth. Greentrix Alan tried biting through the magical construct, until a mechanical claw suddenly grabbed him by the shoulder.]*

Morpheus: If they were sent here... where did you come from, exactly?

Blamurai (1799.R): *[annoyed look]* Are you seriously considering that I'm a spy for them? Do you even comprehend how much I've been helping all of you?

Maklar: Nobody said anything about spies.

Blamurai (1799.R): You don't need to say something to imply it.

Kyle: You aren't answering Morpheus' question.

Alan: *[steps forth]* He doesn't need to! I can vouch for him myself, especially since he isn't exactly listed under the Villains tab on this page. He helped me when these rainbow-colored idiots and his evil clone literally jumped him in an alley-way when I was returning home.

Blamurai (1799.R): Of course, Drachir.

Alan: If he truly is a spy, I don't expect him to actually get any intel while he is fighting for his fucking life.

Kyle: *[confused]* Dra... ch... ir? Wait... is that your name spelled backwards?

Blamurai (1799.R): Trust me when I say, that's an incredibly long story.

***NOBODY FUCKING MMMOOOVVVEEE!!!***

*[Everyone taken by surprise from the screaming voice, Kyle instinctually re-entered his Loboan form out of reflex and turned around at the sight of the battered Blacktrix Alan himself having squeezed out one last transformation from his failing device, the horned, cybernetic Blacktrix Mettlehead, immediately holding the restrained Greentrix Alan up by his right arm twisted behind his back as a human shield. Ripping the mask off of his face with his metallic claws and holding him outwards to prevent any of them from trying to immediately attack him, Alan scowled in anger and transformed into Chemarro, unsheathing, breathing into, and pointing his loaded gun towards him. Blamurai (1799.R) transformed into Mole-Stache (1799.R), forming a pair of large fists from the ends of his mustache.]*

Blacktrix Mettlehead: ***COME ONNN! HIT MEEE! HIT MEEE! IT’LL GO THROUGH HIM TOO!!!***

Chemarro: LET HIM GO, YOU FUCKING BASTARD! IT’S ALREADY OVER!

Blacktrix Mettlehead: ***BULLSHIT! IT’S JUST BEGINNING!!!***

Molestache (1799.R): I do say, you'll ruin your throat screaming yourself hoarse like that.

Chemarro: That alien right there does exaggerate the user’s personality.

Blacktrix Mettlehead: *[manually activating Greentrix Alan’s Simplicitrix against his will]* ***YOU MANAGED TO BREAK BOTH OUR WATCHES, BUT THIS ONE RIGHT HERE STILL WWWOOORRRKKKSSS!!!***

Diamond Zero: HE’S DIALING SOMEONE UP!

Khal Raztack: TAKE HIM DOWN ALREADY!

Devin: He’s not looking! He doesn’t know what he’ll land on!

Chemarro: Devin’s right!

Blacktrix Mettlehead: ***WHATEVER I GET, IT’LL TURN THE TABLES AGAINST YOU FUCKING ASSWIPE SACKS OF SSSHHHIIITTT! DO ME A FAVOR, GREEN, AND BLOW THESE FUCKERS AAAWWWAAAYYY!!!***

*[With a downward smack of his hand, Greentrix Alan was suddenly engulfed within a flash of bright green light, leaving everyone on edge of just what their final adversary will end up as. Chemarro tightened his finger against the trigger of his gun in preparation to fire, Chloe reeled back her swords, Diamond Zero created crystalline spikes from his fists, and Becky channeled her mana throughout her arms, only for Greentrix Alan to end up being none other than...]*

Boomy: I go boom boom?

Chemarro: False alarm. He got Decagon Vreedle.

Mason: Dude, you literally have the worst luck ever.

Blacktrix Mettlehead: ***FFFFFFFFFUCK OFF!!!***

*[Blacktrix Mettlehead punched Boomy in the face out of anger, before smacking down on the Simplicitrix symbol on the strap of his overalls, this time resulting in drawing Big Succ, his Al-Ternate version of Hoover Dam. Still not a satisfactory choice in his respectful opinion, Blacktrix Mettlehead loudly grumbled in frustration and tried again before the confused Greentrix Alan could try and run into battle, with his third result getting his counterpart to Bloomageddon, Planty Shanty, then his counterpart to Megalodine, Bite Shoosh, then his counterpart to Incarcerate, Orbeez, and then his counterpart to Wildmutt, Roar Dingo.]*

Molestache (1799.R): I say, how long are you going to-

*[Blacktrix Mettlehead let out another scream of frustration, stomping his feet like an angry toddler, before repeatedly banging his fist against the badly damaged Simplicitrix symbol on the back of his right hand against his forehead, as if he was trying to punch his head in anger, and not stopping until his Simplicitrix finally responded and transformed into Blacktrix XLR8. Immediately grabbing Roar Dingo by the collar, Blacktrix XLR8 began mashing one of his clawed hands into his green-colored Simplicitrix symbol as fast as he possibly could, speeding through dozens of transformations within nothing more than a couple seconds. Fall Flat. Boingo. House on Fire. I Like Money. Gesundheit. Go Away No Come Back. Inky Winky. Oh No Owie. Boomy again. Punch Punch Kick Hit Ouch. Zipobe-Zipzipahzip-Zipzipzipzip. Beddy Bye Blanket. Goopy Hoodie Booey. Heavy Doc. Shooty McGooky. Friend Shape.]*

Alexis: Is he actually serious?

*[Blacktrix XLR8 still kept at it. Snek. Fish Cow. Rolly Polly. Bully Man. Shoopy Doop. Mushroom Mushroom. Dirty. Boomy yet again. EYES FALL AWAY. Blasty Nasty No Breathy. Bear Bear Bear Be-Bear Bear Bear Riki. No-No. Giant Chicken. Crashy Smashy. Booshy Brain Crash Ow. Froggie. Rappy Rap Tap. Icky Licky Sticky Ticky. Boom Boom. Boomy a fourth time. Wetty Flap. Blink Blank Blonk Box Square Color Color Nine Missing Sign Flashy Pixel Oops Hacked. Better Better Better Better Better. Leggo My Lego. Drip. Do It Again. Arm Leg Tentacle Sucker Eye. Boomy a fifth time.]*

Fish Cow: GAH!

Mushroom Mushroom: WAH!

Giant Chicken: OOF!

Wetty Flap: WHOA!

Better Better Better Better Better: MOMMY!

Do It Again: UH-OH SPAGHETTIOS!

*[The rapidly transforming Greentrix Alan eventually landed onto a completely unfamiliar alien, quadrupedal and slightly hunched with long arms, dark blue skin, and glowing nodes located on his backside and the back of elbows, who wasn't immediately skipped like others as Blacktrix XLR8 was shaking his arm out and recoiling in pain from a painful wrist clamp. Everyone looked at one another in confusion, a few stepping back in hesitation, while the transformed Greentrix Alan looked down at himself and gasped.]*

???: The rake…

*[The screen went wobbly and played a harp sound effect, as Greentrix Alan had a flashback to the time not too long ago, when while the Colortrixes were spying on Alan and his family from outside their home literally forever ago, Yellowtrix Alan was smacking Greentrix Alan with their garden rake. The screen went wobbly again and played the same harp sound effect from before again, returning back to the present-day as Chemarro and Mole-Stache (1799.R) were similarly looking at each other in a mixture of confusion and mild amusement on their faces.]*

???: The rake did this.

Chemarro: Y-Yeah?

???: Yes… then I shall call this transformation Rake-Rake!

Chemarro: What, “Rake-Rake?” *[brief pause]* Hey, that’s pretty catchy. If I have that one, I should name it that too.

*[The transformed Blacktrix Alan suddenly sped straight into Chemarro, slamming him into the ground and briefly wailing on him with several rapid-fire punches until Mole-Stache (1799.R) finally shoved him off.]*

Blacktrix XLR8: ***YOU WOULDN’T FUCKING DARE LISTEN TO HIS MINDLESS DRABBLE! DON’T CALL JACK SSSHHHIIITTT!!!***

Chemarro: I’m officially calling mine that to spite you.

Blacktrix XLR8: ***FUCK YOU TOO!!!***

*‘’[Blacktrix XLR8 kicked dirt into Chemarro’s face and ran back towards Rake-Rake right as he was beginning to waddle off on his own, snatching hold of him and again proceeding to angrily spam his Simplicitrix as fast as he possibly could in hopes of receiving the perfect transformation to turn the tables back in their favor, unleashing another sequence of bright green flashes of light. Light Heavy Light Heavy Light Heavy. Me No See. Fernandez. Flappy Splashy. Buggy Luggy. Bo-At. I'm Baby. Woooooooooooooooooooosh. Bug Splash. Woody Doody. Whinnie. Boomy a sixth time. Boomy a seventh time. Boomy an eighth time. OWWWWWWWWWWWW. Where Am I. Mary Poppins. Trash Panda. Tree Bark. Jet Zoooom Zappy Flash. Mike Wazowski. I Say So. MY EYES. Goodie Goodie Tongue Drop. The Best. Weeeeeeeeeeeee. Nice Block. Achoo. Headache Ahhhhhh. Uh Oh Stinky. I'm A Wiener Land. Beep Beep. No See Me.]’’*

Me No See: AAAAH!

I’m Baby: YIKES!

Boomy: UGH!

Trash Panda: EEKS!

I Say So: GOLLY!

Achoo: YOWZA!

*‘’[Who else? Boner Man. Crabby Time Grabber. Oogie Boogie. Sploosh Stomp. Gooey Scooey Goo. Biggly Wiggly. Flappy Flappy Wappy Shappy. Bat Water. Boop Super Juice. Pokey AHHHHHH. Lizard Go Brrr. TOOOOOOOOOOOO FAR THAT I SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WANT MAMA. Zombie Dance Me No Remember Name. Puddle Time. Zooooooooooooom. Wrongo. Rocky Die. Flashy Flappy Woosh. Shaboomy Shaboomy. I Burst Bad Flame Ow. Pass Go No 200. Wubba Wubba. Me Me Me Me. Hehe Sloth Man. Boop Beep Boop Boop Bop. Bam Bam. You See You. Supe Booper Juice. Slurpy. Zirconium Pants. Karen Takes A Dip Thong.]’’*

Flappy Flappy Wappy Shappy: ZOINKS!

Puddle Time: RUH-ROH!

Shaboomy Shaboomy: JEEPERS!

Zirconium Pants: JINKIES!

Blacktrix XLR8: *NO- **FUCK!***

Chemarro: Holy shit, was that Omnitricks? Did you seriously just fucking skip-?!

Blacktrix XLR8: ***I FUCKING NOTICED THAT, CCCUUUNNNTTT!!!***

*[Greentrix Alan's Al-Ternate version of Mettlehead, Karen Takes A Dip Thong, suddenly began spasming as the Simplicitrix symbol on the back of his hand began shooting out bursts of green electrical sparks, before in several sudden flashes of light outside of anyone's control, the transformed Greentrix Alan uncontrollably convulsed and warped between a couple past transformations, that being Zippy Zippy Zap Zap, then Commit Arson, then Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun, then Eggs and Breaky, and finally, one last appearance of Boomy. The transformed Blacktrix XLR8 frightfully stepped backwards as in a massive surge of green electricity that surrounded him, Boomy was once more engulfed from within a blinding explosion of light, although this time, suddenly shot upwards into the air and shattered straight through the mana dome that surrounded them until finally forming and revealing the 112-foot-tall Shifty Wifty Blinky.]*

Mole-Stache (1799.R): What the deuce?!

Shifty Wifty Blinky: AAAAAAAHHHHH! *CLOUDS!!!*

*[The terrified Shifty Wifty Blinky immediately fell backwards from his triggered nephophobia, prompting a panicked Chemarro to immediately fire off his gun at the ground and create a burst of indigo energy that launched himself and anyone nearby out of the radius of the massive transformation, although Blacktrix XLR8 was not so lucky, screaming out expletives as he was almost nearly swept away from the massive shockwave created by the transformed Greentrix Alan accidentally toppling backwards onto the ground beneath him. Having projected everyone with another force-field, Becky lowered it, only to immediately put it back up the second that Shifty Wifty Blinky accidentally fired off a gigantic burst of acid from an eyeball on the left side of his face, spraying onto and melting the ground around them.]*

Chemarro: I GOT THIS, LOWER THE SHIELD!

*[Becky partially did so, to which Chemarro leapt outwards and trnasformed back into his human form, clenching his gauntlet and summoning his gun to breathe into it and fire off an ice bullet into the sizzling cesspool of acid surrounding them from all sides, freezing only a small portion of it at first, until the ice suddenly spread outwards and eventually encompassed the entirety of the melted earth, thanks to EmPowerment's power augmentation. As the others followed after him, Alan was suddenly knocked down again by a black blur that caused his Aura to flicker, although Blacktrix XLR8's attempt to take him by surprise was intercepted by Mole-Stache (1799.R) and his mustache fists.]*

Blacktrix XLR8: ***GET OFF ME! I’LL FUCKING KILL YYYOOOUUU!!!***

Mole-Stache (1799.R): I say, a ruffian like yourself needs to be taught some manners!

*[Forcefully grabbing hold of the inverted Simplicitrix symbol on his chest with another extended limb, Mole-Stache (1799.R) transformed him back into his injured human form and aggressively tossed him onto the ground, at the feet and the mercy of the Annihilators surrounding him.]*

Mole-Stache (1799.R): Have at him, boys and girls!

*[Blacktrix Alan lifted his head up and gulped at the horrified realization, all the while Alan rapidly pursued after the recovering Shifty Wifty Blinky, sprouting Jetray's wings and tail in order to begin soaring up towards his head where upon getting close enough, additionally sprouted Red Harrowing's singular eye and tapped into his illusive powers, proceeding to summon an illusionary armada of Astrodactyl clones to distract the transformed Greentrix Alan. Managing to get close enough, Alan extended out his left arm and manifested a gavel out of his open arm, before charging it with yellow electrical energy and eventually launching it straight at the transformed Greentrix Alan Mjolnir-style, hitting him hard enough to stagger him despite his comparatively immense size.]*

Shifty Wifty Blinky: CLOUD MONSTERS! GO AWAY! I WON'T LET YOU EAT MY PANCAKES- OOF!!!

*[Maintaining his Astrodactyl illusions while encircling the Al-Ternate version of Swapular, firing several neuroshock blasts from the tip of his Aerophibian tail in an attempt to try and slow down the gigantic transformation, right as Alan flew straight just towards his face in preparation to land another massive blow to knock him down, a familiar cacophony suddenly shook the skies, suddenly startling the two Simplicitrix wielders and reaching as far as the rest of Alan's allies at the ground below in the distance, before moments later, a beacon of blinding white light shot down from the heavens above and exploded within the dead center of the city of Charlotte dozens of miles away from them. Horrified by the realization what was going on, Alan only stared in horror towards the city of Charlotte.]*

Shifty Wifty Blinky: *[gasping]* Government fighting the cloud monsters!

*[The transformed Greentrix Alan disregarded Alan completely and began sprinting towards Charlotte.]*

Shifty Wifty Blinky: GREEN HELP! GREEN HELP THE PRESIDENT!

*[Unintentionally retracting his Aerophibian appendages and Destinarante Purgatoris Mentiudex Praeposiudece judge gavel back into himself, Alan suddenly began plummeting out of the skies, prompting him to immediately curl inwards into the fetal position and teleport himself through using Portaball's portal generation onto the ground below, back near the rest of his allies as they sprint towards him. Alan only looked downwards at the scorched earth beneath his feet.]*

Mason: What the fuck was that now? Alan?!

Alan: ...Pride... Pride is still over there.

Chloe: Wait, you're saying he hasn't been with you?

Alan: We separated into clones, remember? He went off to... oh god.

*[Alan immediately clenched his right fist shut once more and again accessed Portaball's portal generation abilities, summoning a large one-way trip before them, with the destination in question being the source of the massive beacon of holy light that had shocked them all, right into the center of the city of the Charlotte.]*

Alan: The Annihilators need to stay behind to assess the collateral damage and look for any stragglers.

Alexis: Alan, what are you...

Chloe: What are you doing?!

Alan: I need to finish this before it gets worse than it already is... stay... stay safe until then.

*[Alan partially stepped through the portal, only for one of his friends to grab hold of his hand and forcefully pull him back.]*

Alan: Please... don't.

Chloe: You're not going alone.

Alan: I have a choice this time... I have a choice, and I decide I'm not picking the option where you can get hurt.

Chloe: What is that meant to imply? You're the only one who fend for yourself? We're only alive because of what you've done for us?!

Alan: Please don't do this. Don't do this now. Do not-

*[Chloe tightly wrapped her hands around Alan's own hand, feeling that it was shaking underneath, before looking him straight in the eye.]*

Chloe: We can finish this... together.

*[Ultimate Indombrittable levitated ominously above the wreckage of the partially destroyed city of Charlotte, repeatedly negating the effects of the disintegrative blasts of Yellowtrix Wedlock projected from below, responding with concentrated beams of divine energy projected from the tips of his arms powerful enough to leave behind burn marks scorched into the rocky debris surrounding them. Maneuvering themselves throughout the demolished infrastructures as if it was some demented game of cat and mouse, Yellowtrix Wedlock propelled themselves through the air with transmuted platforms and exploited as many vantage points as possible to try and slow down Ultimate Indombrittable's regenerative healing factor, prompting the latter to use his divine telekinesis to lift up and throw several chunks of rubble towards them to destroy their improvised means of propulsion. The Groom of Yellowtrix Wedlock compressed the air surrounding him through using his abilities, launching a massive razor wind projectile that sliced off two of the transformed Pride's arms, which although both regrew fairly quickly after a few moments, left an opening for the Bride to leap in and fling several chunks of debris infused with their disintegration abilities, which upon contact fizzled apart and released a massive explosion upon the violent destruction of their atomic bonds, in turn instantly vaporizing a massive portion of Ultimate Indombrittable's underbelly, breaching his durability threshold and reverting him back into his possessed human form.* *Although the transformed Yellowtrix Alan* *tried* *seizing the opportunity to advance forth, they were instead both launched backwards by concussive seismic waves courtesy of Pride accessing the Stabilized Simplicitrix's less stable preporties.]*

*[Leaping backwards onto the asphalt and steadying themselves once more, Yellowtrix Wedlock held each other's hands and combined their powers to release one massive wave of energy that atomized everything in their path and released another explosion of disintegrative debris, which Pride reflected with a sonic scream, before jettisoning himself forward with a burst of rainbow-colored flames behind him, knocking the Groom aside and slicing him with his cloned copy of Raijin in the process. Before met with retaliation, they coughed up blood and staggered backwards, realizing the minor cut they received was not only spreading outwards, eventually transforming into a massive gash that partially bisected them, but being transferred onto the Bride too, soon forcing Yellowtrix Alan out of his Nuptialoid Union transformation. Although healed right as rain with Yellowtrix Acid Reflex, lobbing back acidic balls of sludge, Pride shielded himself with a wave of volatile energy, incinerating the slime before it could even reach him, before releasing many powerful electrical currents from Raijin, imbued with Amperi electricity, that forced the transformed Yellowtrix Alan backwards and prompted to try and escape through an exposed manhole, but Pride refused to let him flee, gravitationally grabbing hold of him and whipping him against several nearby buildings like a ragdoll. In another yellow flash, Yellowtrix Terraspin landed against the ground and began spinning his flippers like a fan blade, creating a massive blast of wind in an attempt to shove Pride back, although with a confident smirk and sparkle of his teeth, Pride caught the wind blast as if tangible and dispelled them entirely. Gray and scales sprouted over his other arm, as with the flick of his wrist, the transformed Yellowtrix Alan was suddenly shredded and torn apart from within, collapsing backwards from their torn muscles giving out on them.]*

*[Just as it seemed that the fight was only over, the unrelenting Yellowtrix Brainstorm suddenly sprung upwards and forged an electrical force-field that he launched forwards, electrocuting and shoving Pride backwards, although the latter managed to eventually protect himself underneath a superheated layer of rock armor, before striking the asphalt beneath his feet and creating a volcanic eruption infused with additional seismic waves underneath Yellowtrix Brainstorm that pushed up the debris beneath his feet and shot him up into the air. Heavily wounded with his shell cracked, Yellowtrix Brainstorm randomly fired off several electrical blasts from his brain in an attempt to ward him off, although Pride dashed around them using XLR8's speed and released another Echo-Echo scream that paralyzed the transformed Yellowtrix Alan. Finally starting to show signs of slowing down, Yellowtrix Czechmate weakly got to their feet and charged towards Pride with heavy blows, which Pride countered using Daredevil's fighting skills and quick reflexes, before locking one of his tentacles around their wrist and imbuing it with Slowth's speed negation in order to completely bring them to a halt.]*

Pride: I'm ready when you are. Just say when.

Yellowtrix Czechmate:

Pride: My thoughts exactly.

*[Ramming one of his fists into their stomach with all his might and knocking them backwards once more, ensuring they'd actually stay down this time with multiple radioactive blasts fired from his eyes, followed by several electrical blasts again combining Raijin with AmpFibian's electrokinesis, Yellowtrix Czechmate managed to sweep his legs out from underneath him, with his situation manipulation and minor luck manipulation finally coming to his aid, and limped up to his feet with the futile attempt to make a break for it, as while he was still down, Pride lifted one of his hands and fired a time ray that rewound Yellowtrix Czechmate directly back into his clutches when he used Slowth's powers, letting him continue wailing on and beating the Al-Ternate over and over again, fueled with berserker rage. Finally managing to break free in yet another yellow flash of light, Pride suddenly reeled backwards and clutched his wrist in pain, sharpened glass shards driven through his palm, as Yellowtrix Glassthetic fell back onto the ground, regenerating most of his received injuries, and tinkered with his Simplicitrix in an effort to seemingly locate a particular transformation, although an enraged Pride interrupted him with another sonic scream that scattered and cracked apart Yellowtrix Glassthetic. Quickly mending his hand injuries with Ouroborosaurus' powers and accessing Incarcerate's powers to imprison him from inside an energy orb, Pride suddenly collapsed onto his knees, screaming in agony and clutching his head, which the source revealed itself as the regenerated fragments of Yellowtrix Glassthetic, having transformed into Yellowtrix Nervous Wreck next.]*

*[Although Pride tried accessing another power to save himself, his spasming hands prevented him from properly clutching his gauntleted hand shut, trapping him in a paralyzed state that he feared may be the end, at least until an enormous vortex of blue flames suddenly engulfed Yellowtrix Nervous Wreck from out of nowhere, disrupting his nerve manipulation powers and causing him to stagger to the side. Before the transformed Yellowtrix Alan could defend himself against the unknown newcomer, another copy of Raijin suddenly crashed into his midsection, magnetically thrusting him backwards and smacking him against a shattered brick wall. Repairing the neurological damage done to him once he regains control, Pride looked back towards the source of the blue flames, spotting the arrival of Alan, Chloe, and Alexis, all of them armed to the teeth.]*

Pride: Well, you all took your sweet fucking time!

Shifty Wifty Blinky: PRESIDENT!

*[Shifty Wifty Blinky hastily walked his way into the city of Charlotte, knocking down part of an abandoned building in the process and kicking up an enormous wave of dust from the crumpling debris, some of which he accidentally and broke into a coughing fit, unintentionally triggering the projection of a massive thermal beam from his largest eye that only blasted down more buildings and caused more destruction with his presence alone. On the building rooftops nearby, Fly swooped in using his flight and followed after the massive transformation, notably carrying Mason in his arms.]*

Shifty Wifty Blinky: THE CLOUD MONSTERS! I HELP DEFEAT THEM, MR. PRESIDENT!

*[Before the oblivious Shifty Wifty Blinky could cause any more catastrophic collateral damage, one large finger suddenly tapped on the back of his shoulder, with the transformed Greentrix Alan, not knowing who it could be, immediately swung around with an idiotic smile plastered across his face.]*

Shifty Wifty Blinky: MR. PRESIDENT?!

*[It was not in fact the president, unless he was a To’kustar, which he wasn’t.]*

Way Big (1799.R): Wow, you really think I have a chance?

*[Shifty Wifty Blinky scratched his head in mild confusion, before Way Big (1799.R) reeled his fist back and decked the transformed Greentrix Alan across the face, knocking around his numerous varicolored eyeballs as they spun around in their sockets like a cartoon character, and sending him sprawling backwards onto the streets below. Preventing from being able to get back up, Zedipar suddenly sped in and began rapidly running circles around him, moving faster and faster until finally building enough momentum in the form of a powerful vortex that managed to slow his movements down just enough for Diamond Zero to smack his hands into the ground and create massive crystalline spires that wrapped around Shifty Wifty Blinky's wrists and ankles, anchoring him to the ground, although a pained Shifty Wifty Blinky managed to break through them. Way Big (1799.R) tried restraining him in a headlock, only for the transformed Greentrix Alan to swap around his eyes in a panic, accessing the power of one that fired several energized crystals that shoved Way Big (1799.R) off of him, and another one that surrounded him in a layer of metallic armor, where he tried tackling him down, only for the transformed Richard 10 to merely kick him off.]*

Way Big (1799.R): HIT HIM WITH EVERYTHING!

*[Combining their efforts as much as possible, Diamond Zero crystallized over one of his legs, while Khal Raztack and Kalatsaa leapt in and both grabbed hold of his other ankle to prevent him from lifting his arm up, Zedipar performed his vortex move from before, trapping Shifty Wifty Blinky from within a cyclone that slowed his movements once he became clear that he wasn't able to break free, and Mason in the arms of Fly in order to gain high enough altitude fired down streams of adhesive webbing that ensnared and wrapped around his hands, preventing him from grabbing onto his eyes in order to access their other powers, all of which was more than enough to Devin to suddenly soar in from above him, phasing right into the forehead of Shifty Wifty Blinky and giving him the nastiest shock he could muster, hitting him with everything he had left.]*

Shifty Wifty Blinky: *[howling in pain]* YEOOOWWWWWW!!!

*[Without a moment's notice, Way Big (1799.R) crossed one arm over the other and slowly charged up cosmic energy where his arms overlapped, before firing out a massive beam that finally finished off the transformed Greentrix Alan, as with a blindingly bright flash of green light, his gigantic silhouette receded inwards until vanishing entirely. An exhausted Zedipar skid to an stop alongside the rest of his allies, and Devin collapsed to the street below, having expended a great deal of his energy just to help immobilize him, although his freefalling was interrupted by Fly quickly descending enough for Mason to catch him with his webs before he hit the ground below. Way Big (1799.R) slowly kneeled over and picked up the defeated Greentrix Alan, seeing that he hadn't actually reverted back to his human form, but instead became his Al-Ternate version of Rip Van Winkle, Squidward House, named that for obvious reasons, who petrified into his stone form, including his eyes and Simplicitrix symbol, setting himself to wake at a future time to protect himself in the now.]*

Way Big (1799.R): *[slightly amused]* Huh.

*[With the end of their final showdown just on the horizon, the two clones of Alan plummeted and brutalized Yellowtrix Alan with all that they had, with the former transforming into Cannonbolt and charging him full-force, slamming him through several walls, before blasting him backwards through using Kaboomerang's explosive boomerangs. Yellowtrix Alan transformed into Yellowtrix Kickin Hawk upon recovery and avoided his projectiles, only for several rocky pillars to suddenly erupt from the street beneath him, smashing into his limbs and maiming his joints, the origin of which being Pride accessing Continental Drift's powers, as Kaboomerang threw two boomerangs at him, seemingly missing him entirely before swinging back around and detonating against his backside. Yellowtrix Kickin Hawk collapsed against the ground, most of his feathers burned off, before another yellow flash signified his next move, becoming his Tetramand transformation and leaping upwards into the air, before coming back down in order to create an enormous shockwave. With Chloe nearly caught in the crossfire, the staggered Kaboomerang transformed into Existension and extended his dimensions out towards her, shielding her from the intense vibrations. Having protected himself with NRG's containment suit formed over his skin, Pride unleashed bullet hell with Ammouflage's invisible projectiles, although the transformed Yellowtrix Alan absorbed the damage and dealt it back at him with swinging fists that dented his improvised armor, although Pride blinded his adversary with a stream of gastric acid vomited from his mouth, leaving him open as Existension bended and stretched across the ground as a flat image, before returning to the third dimension and transforming himself as Gory Hole to grab hold of his chest, causing his flesh to erupt into hole-ridden patterns.]*

*[With Alexis preparing to absorb his chi to finish him off, Yellowtrix Four Arms loudly gurgled and wheezed in pain, before finally striking the Simplicitrix symbol on the center of his chest and transforming himself into Yellowtrix Wedlock again, the two of which immediately releasing the largest blast they could muster in order to launch both Pride and Gory Hole backwards, although the former kept his footing through large talons extended from his feet, before dashing in with immense speed and launching himself upwards with Explogre's explosive breath, dodging their energy rings, before releasing an enormous telekinetic beam of yellow psychic energy that staggered them, as Chloe suddenly teleported in behind them, slashing the Groom with their katana, before teleporting away before they can retaliate in time, repeating such several times until the Groom finally caught her by the throat, although Pride's Ammouflage constructs immediately blew apart his hand and freed her doing so. The Bride of Yellowtrix Wedlock fired energy beams back towards Pride in response, only for them to phase straight him using Vibe Chekk's incorporeality, and into the chest of Gory Hole, who was now another unfamiliar transformation, like that of a four-armed roach-like humanoid with smaller cockroach shells scattered throughout his upper body, which simultaneously open up their wings and returned the attack to its sender. Staggered backwards as the Groom of Yellowtrix Wedlock manually reattached his severed hand through his abilities, Chloe and Alexis took advantage of Alan's current transformations, dealing several slashes and punches to him that he redirected straight towards the two instances of the transformed Yellowtrix Alan, leaving them with several cuts and bruises while Pride sheathed his Raijin and activated his cloned Simplicitrix, landing on Indombrittable's hologram.]*

*[In two enormous bright flashes, the colossal presence of Ultimate Indombrittable radiated outwards and shined down the shocked Blockroach, Chloe, and Alexis, with the clouds in the skies beginning to separate outwards. As the familiar sound of thunderous trumpets echoed from the heavens above, Chloe realized what exactly Pride was about to do, grabbing hold of Alexis and teleporting themselves out of their radius, before Ultimate Indombrittable brought down his massive beacon of holy light upon Blockroach, infusing him with its energies and allowing him to channel it all before the symbiotic roaches scattered across his chest and arms opened their wings. As Yellowtrix Wedlock's eyes widened in realization, Blockroach thrusted his arms outwards and fired the absorbed damage straight towards the two of them, the unstoppable force of which completely engulfing the two of them and sending the two smashing through building after building. Once the dust eventually settled afterwards, Blockroach wincing in pain from his stinging eyes and ringing ears, he collapsed onto his knees and detransformed out of sheer exhaustion.]*

Ultimate Indombrittable: **𝒜𝓉𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓈𝒾𝓃𝓈.**

*[Ultimate Indombrittable dissipated within another bright red flash, becoming his possessed human form once more and approaching the exhausted Alan.]*

Pride: You really couldn't have gotten here any sooner.

Alan: I wasn't exactly... empty-handed dealing... with the others... where's GrimmZilla?

Pride: Inside the snail. She'll survive.

*[Alan slowly lowered his head, eventually looking over and observing the sheer amount of destruction and devastation that surrounded the both of them, the very street beneath him completely cracked and destroyed with flaming wreckage, toppled streetlamps, broken vehicles, and sparsely scattered about, the corpses of those who couldn't escape in time. The world around him slowly going dark as the crushing realization of the cost of their victory as Pride's voice became nothing more than a muffled whisper, a gasping wheeze suddenly snapped him back to reality, as forcefully crawling his way free from heaps upon heaps of scrap metal and broken rock, a near-unrecognizable Bluetrix Alan revealed himself from amongst the debris, the left side of his body completely disfigured and burned from head to toe from Ultimate Indombrittable nearly vaporizing him like a gigantic magnifying lens burning an ant.]*

Bluetrix Alan: *...Yel... low...*

*[Bluetrix Alan eventually managed to push himself up with the support of a half-destroyed brick wall, broken pieces and fragments slowly falling off his completely useless Simplicitrix, which itself limply dangled off his bloodied arm. Although before a horrified Alan could comprehend how he was still somehow conscious with the extent of his grievous injuries, Pride swiftly dashed over with Ostrush's speed and immediately kicked the injured Al-Ternate against the wall that he was using for support, prompting a guttural reaction out of Alan, as he leaped upwards despite his sheer exhaustion and tried restraining Pride with Squidstrictor's unraveled arm tentacles.]*

Alan: What are you doing?! You just said it was over already!

Pride: *[shoving Alan back with Gravattack's powers]* NOT YET IT IS!

*[Pride extended one of his hands and immediately manifested Chemarro's gun from within his palm, loading it with his elemental breath before pointing it down towards the defenseless Bluetrix Alan, who cowered and attempted weakly crawling back in response.]*

Pride: You actually expect me to let this version of you survive knowing what he and his accomplices has done to you?!

Alan: *[breaking out of gravitational grip]* HE CAN'T FIGHT ANYMORE! YOU'RE JUST GOING TO KILL HIM, THEN THE OTHER ONES?!

Pride: LOOK AROUND YOU AGAIN, ALAN! LOOK AT EVERYONE WHO IS LYING DEAD DOWN IN FILTH BECAUSE OF THEM! MEN, WOMEN, PERHAPS *CHILDREN! I WATCHED THAT YELLOW ONE EAT SOMEONE ALIVE!! YOUR MORALITY MEANS NOTHING TO ME RIGHT NOW!!!*

*[As the delirious Bluetrix Alan frantically crawled backwards, defensively shielding the side of his face with his mutilated hand, Pride attempted to fire, although instead of the bullet releasing from the barrel, the entire gun itself suddenly devolved into a mass of distorted technological glitches that forced him to drop it onto the ground as it melted and vanished into the earth. Alan warped towards Pride with the same glitching effects, slowly approaching him as he spoke.]*

Alan: Do we even know where these kaleidoscopic looking motherfuckers came from? Do we even know if there is more of them, let alone what happened to the ones that broke into our house and literally turned our backyard into a fucking battlefield?! THEY WERE SENT HERE BY SOMEONE TO BRING ME TO THEM! THEY KNOW SOMETHING THAT WON'T TELL US, AND YOU'RE GOING TO BLOW HIS HEAD OFF BEFORE YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO FIND OUT!

Pride: What exactly makes you so determined to try and save this one? Do you truly expect him to relinquish any information to you, let alone have it in the mind? What's to say anything useful hasn't already been erased through another version of you using Brainstorm, Rememory, or perhaps even Omnitricks?! You killed your own brother for the greater good, although murderous doppelgangers is where you actually want to DRAW THE LINE?! *GO AHEAD AND* *LIVE IN YOUR IMAGINARY WORLD WHERE EVERYONE DESERVES A CHANCE, BUT UNDERSTAND YOUR BLISSFUL IGNORANCE WILL HAVE CONSEQUENCES!! THE LEAST I'M DOING FOR YOU IS GIVING YOU THE CHOICE TO NOT LET YOU WATCH THIS!!!*

*[Pride immediately re-manifested Chemarro's gun back within his hand, only for it to be suddenly blown apart by Jetray's neuroshock beams, before Alan charged him with Fasttrack's speed and knocked him against the ground using Raijin, prompting him to retaliate using Ammouflage's invisible ranged projectiles, although they were shielded using an equally invisible barrier summoned through Mimecraft's powers. Transforming into Ghostfreak in a red flash and phasing through the invisible barrier in an attempt to possess Alan, the latter transformed into Brightceratops and rapidly flashed him with multicolored lights to temporarily blind him. Pride extended his abdominal tentacles, grappling Brightceratops and throwing him against the street, leaving him to momentarily struggle against his restraints.]*

Brightceratops: ENOUGH, PRIDE!

Pride: YOU WANTED TO BE THE HERO! WOULDN'T A HERO WANT TO SAVE HIS CITY AND ITS PEOPLE?! STOP HESITATING AND ANSWER ME!!

Brightceratops: *PRIDE!!!*

*[In another red flash, Brightceratops transformed into Thermodile and used his much larger size to immediately force himself out of Pride's abdominal tentacles, releasing a large pulse of extreme heat that warded Pride backwards and prompted his transformation back into his possessed human form, before he fired off a time ray from his fist that reverted Thermodile back to his own human form from moments prior. Before the two of them could continue fighting one another, a blur abruptly dashed around them, then between them in an effort to keep them separated from each other. Retracting his visor and revealing himself to them, XLR8 (1799.R) kept them at bay, forcing them to relent and step backwards.]*

XLR8 (1799.R): What exactly is happening here? Are you fighting the red versions of you too?!

*[Seemingly as if on cue, Chloe and Alexis teleported back in once their eyes and ears had finally stopped stinging and ringing from the aftermath of the unfathomable power of Ultimate Indombrittable's divine judgment, followed by Mason, Devin, and Fly, with Khal Raztack and Diamond Zero sluggishly carrying the immobile Squidward House, Kalastaa dragging along the defeated Blacktrix Alan behind him, and Zedipar with the unconscious Whitetrix Alan slung over his shoulder. While the newcomers slowly realized the sheer extent of the environmental damage from their lengthy battle around them, and all the lives lost in the process, XLR8 (1799.R) transformed back to his human form in a red flash, discovering the source of their argument when the barely conscious Bluetrix Alan suddenly reached towards him and failed grabbing onto him for help, causing him to leap backwards in horror and disgust.]*

Alan: Everything has currently happened around us... it only took these five versions of me at minimum, so do you want to imagine what would be the end result if even more came for us? Imagine if there are versions of me with Ultimates, or versions of me that required DNA stabilizers and can combine powers without even being transformed. *[setting forth, extending his hand]* Let me take advantage of this opportunity before you decide for me, Pride. I need to know.

*[A frustrated Pride stared at his outstretched hand, before loudly sighing and reluctantly doing himself in order to shake on it, with Ditto's sensory nodes sprouting across the length of his arm in the process. After one last bright red flash of light, with Ditto revealing himself afterwards, the two clones had become one again, with Pride's tentacles retracting back into the Simplicitrix to signify his complete withdrawal. Richard 10 stepped backwards in slight anxiety as Alan stepped towards the barely conscious Bluetrix Alan, kneeling downwards and grabbing him by what remained of his collar.]*

Alan: Who... sent you here?

Bluetrix Alan: *...I... I-I...*

Alan: Tell me anything, and I'll heal your injuries.

Bluetrix Alan: *...th-th... the... t-they...*

Alan: Who are "they" exactly? Give me a name.

Bluetrix Alan: *...s-sent... us... he... re...*

Alan: Who?! Who sent you here?! Why do they want me?!

Bluetrix Alan: *....to... t... o... to...*

Chloe: Al-Alan...

Bluetrix Alan: *...t... o... to... too...*

Alan: To where? TO WHERE?! GIVE ME AN ANSWER!

Alexis: Alan, you're interrogating someone barely clinging to life!

Alan: SAY THEIR NAME! TELL ME THEIR NAME! WHO SENT THOSE VERSIONS OF ME?!

Bluetrix Alan: *...too... to... o... too...*

Alan: *WHO WANTED TO HURT ME AND MY FRIENDS?!*

*[Bluetrix Alan's scarred lips opened up further, although before an answer could finally be given, the ground suddenly started to rumble beneath them. Fragments of shattered asphalt and broken concrete began vibrating from the source of the disturbance, as the very air itself seemed to shake and tremble, as someone, or something, began rising from the neighboring wreckage nearby. Alan and his allies turned their attention towards the smoke and dust swirling around in the air around the site of their emergence, witnessing a stocky, muscular humanoid finally stepping free from the rubble formerly pinning them against the earth, like a butterfly breaking out of its chrysalis. Although its appearance was left enigmatic behind the dust, one crucial detail bled through: eight enormous bug-like eyes, bright yellow in coloration.]*

*[Almost like a corpse rising from its grave, the transformed Yellowtrix Alan pushed through the debris still clinging onto them, the clothes of their current unknown form badly charred and threadbare with a massive circular burn mark in the location of where Ultimate Indombrittable had violently blasted them to kingdom come, although not enough to really put them down for good. The Simplicitrix symbol located on his right elbow wrecked beyond belief with its metallic rim fully absent with correspondingly colored electrical sparks spewing from the exposed circuitry, the gut-wrenching realization that the battle truly seemed never-ending, paralyzed Alan through sheer dread, who stared perplexed and in awe at such a menacing transformation that he had never seen before. Fully tearing and jerking his way to freedom, Yellowtrix Alan revealed his dark purple coloration and brighter underbelly, his bright pink face chitinous with large compound eyes of different sizes, and what was left of his scorched outfit seemingly nothing more than black gauntlets and yellow-accented pants with prominent kneecaps Shakily clenching his right hand shut and slowly releasing the weakened Bluetrix Alan still within his grip, Alan accessed the only power in the Stabilized Simplicitrix that he knew at this very moment, could give him a definite answer on what exactly was standing before them: the universal knowledge of Psiomnic.]*

*[It was that answer that finally made him understand everyone’s terrified reactions.]*

Blacktrix Alan: ***...YELLOW!!!***

*[Finally snapping back to reality with a surge of adrenaline received through realizing Yellowtrix Alan was adamant about refusing defeat, Blacktrix Alan leapt up despite the magical restraints courtsey of Becky wrapping both his arms behind his back, headbutting away Kalastaa once he tried pinning him down. Whitetrix Alan snapped awake to the sound of his damaged Simplicitrix sparking with electricity, as Blacktrix Alan maniacally thrashed and kicked his way through Alan and his allies, and towards the transformed Yellowtrix Alan standing motionless in the distance. Nearly bumping into the side of Squidward House while avoiding Khal Raztack and Diamond Zero from grappling onto him, Blacktrix Alan cried out to him as Mason suddenly webbed him by his tattered hoodie.]*

Blacktrix Alan: ***YOU UGLY WALL-EYED MOTHERFUCKER, WE CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE THIS!! GET US THE FUCK OUT OF THIS UNIVERSE!!!***

Alan: *YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!*

*[As Blacktrix Alan suddenly whipped his head towards his alternate counterpart, who suddenly smashed and knocked him aside with Humungousaur's enormous tail extended from his backside, before further shoving him in the direction of the transformed Yellowtrix Alan with a concentrated burst of ionic energy that briefly stunned him as the rest of Alan's allies began converging towards them. Blacktrix Alan clenched his broken teeth and stared back at them with maddening rage, while Whitetrix Alan pushed himself back onto his feet despite his own restraints and approached his horrifically malformed leader with a look of horror. Yellowtrix Chaotick lifted his left leg, taking one single step forwards as cracks began extending outwards from where his foot made contact with the ground, spreading further and further until beginning to sprawl up the side of one of the partially standing buildings that had been thrown into.]*

Blacktrix Alan: ***COME ON, YOU SADISTIC COCKSUCKING BASTARDS!! I CAN TAKE ALL OF YOU ON ONCE!!! BRING ON THE FUCKING PAIN!!!***

Devin: YOU'RE INSANE, YOU KNOW THAT?!

Blacktrix Alan: ***I'M INSANE?! I'M IIINNNSSSAAANNNEEE?!? I'LL TELL WHAT I AM, DIPSHIT!!!***

*[Yellowtrix Chaotick gently lifted his left hand upwards towards the building he was about to bring down the remainder down, slowly accumulating an enormous amount of air pressure within his palm in the midst of Blacktrix Alan's maniacal breakdown, before releasing it in the form of one massive gust that effortlessly blew the intact upper-half of the building off its foundation and into the air towards the heroes. Blacktrix Alan triumphantly lifted his head up into the air with a crazed look in his eyes, unaware of the expanding shadow forming behind him.]*

Blacktrix Alan: ***I'M FFFUUUCCCKKKIIINNNGGG INVINC-!!!***

*[Not even allowed to finish his sentence, Blacktrix Alan was smashed against the asphalt from the building launched towards the others, exploding outwards into a shower of blood and guts that rained from the skies like visceral downpour. Several individuals leapt backwards, blinded with blood spatter, while Alan was forced to endure in the exact center of the blast radius, clumps of flesh clinging onto his blood-stained skin. One single detached limb, Blacktrix Alan's mangled left arm, smacked against the street, momentarily twitching before black electrical sparks began emanating out from the half-crushed Simplicitrix still locked around his wrist. Blitzwulf's disembodied claws, then Heatblast's burning flames, then Puncherbot's mechanical frame, then Diamondhead's crystalline exterior, then Residuel's enormous hand individually revealed themselves from the spasming limb, before it took on the appearance of a dark colorless energy, surrounded by a large portion of a rounded containment suit. With everyone completely stunned by what had just happened, Alan was the only one able to react in time, immediately shielding as many people as he could using the same containment suit, before the severed arm suddenly exploded within a colossal antimatter explosion. The unprotected Squidward House soared through the air and smashed through a billboard, helplessly plummeting towards flaming wreckage below.]*

Whitetrix Alan: *GREEN!!*

*[Alan retracted the partially formed containment suit from over his backside, discovering that they had all been surrounded within a large gravitational force-field formed from Gravattack (1799.R) before the entire group was suddenly engulfed within a monstrous wave of high-velocity winds within mere moments afterwards. Windows were ruptured and shattered, vehicles were thrown everywhere, and a swirling windstorm of debris and rubble uplifted the remains of fallen buildings. Gravattack (1799.R) visibly struggled in maintaining his defenses against Yellowtrix Chaotick's disastrous powers, leaving Alan to shakily reactivate the Stabilized Simplicitrix over his blood-soaked hand and selecting EmPowerment's hologram in order to bestow him a much needed power boost.]*

Gravattack (1799.R): I'VE GOT YOU GUYS! HOLD ON!

Fly: *WHAT... IS... HAPPENING?!?*

*[The ground beneath their feet creaked and shifted from the violent tremors suddenly starting to rumble through them, although Diamond Zero slammed his hands against the ground and extended crystals straight downwards into the earth in order to anchor themselves. EmPowerment strained as he concentrated his power augmentation onto Gravattack (1799.R) much as possible, a red mesh briefly flickering over his body from clear signs that his Aura was about to give out at any moment, as ejected rubble and abandoned cars smashed against into the gravitational force-field, as suddenly looming over him, Bluetrix Alan had regained the strength to lift up the largest chunk of debris he can hold and strike him, causing his dark blue gel to splatter outwards. EmPowerment frantically retaliated, shapeshifting and struggling to morph around out of the way while the furious Bluetrix Alan repeatedly bludgeoned his amorphous form in response.]*

Whitetrix Alan: BLUE?!

Mason: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Kalastaa: STOP, YOU'LL KILL US ALL!!!

*[Without the power augmentation, Gravattack (1799.R) and his gravitational barrier began to immediately falter, repeatedly flickering in and out as EmPowerment reverted back to his human form and tried fending off his injured alternate self with Raijin. Whitetrix Alan charged and tackled the two of them with the restraints still wrapped around his arms, shoving them backwards against the force-field the moment that its flickering began more intense, as much to the shock of others, the three of them phased straight through its semi-intangible state and crashed against the street outside, surrounded with apocalyptic disasters, the hellish glory of Yellowtrix Chaotick's domain over pure chaos. Whitetrix Alan collapsed backwards, triggering over one of Blacktrix Alan's severed shins and staring down at the remainders of his deceased accomplice.]*

Whitetrix Alan: He's... dead... Black is dead... I-I outlived Black?!

*[Whitetrix Alan's disgusted expression at the sight of the severed appendage slowly turned to one of enjoyment and amazement, much to Alan's disgust.]*

Whitetrix Alan: Hallelujah, his sinful mouth finally won't utter another swear ever again!

*[Whitetrix Alan leapt about in excitement, unaware of several pieces of shrapnel scattered across heaps of debris in the distance that were being forcefully picked up by a miniature cyclone, intensifying more and more the further it headed towards the others.]*

Whitetrix Alan: If I was able to move my arms in prayer right now, I would be giving my respects for my pleas to remove this malicious soul from God's green earth finally being answered after all this time I have to spend tolerating his insufferable presence! Praise the Lord, for there is truly a God out there! Praise the-!

*[In the midst of his sentence, Whitetrix Alan's spiteful glee was ironically silenced through the cyclone finally pulling free of the metallic shrapnel it was attracting into its center, launching them outwards towards the three, which although Alan repulsed from him using Lodestar's magnetic pulses, Whitetrix Alan wasn't exactly lucky himself, staggering forwards then backwards as blood spilled down his shirt and pants. Large pieces of metal impaled and skewered through several points of his head, many of which embedded into his skull, neck, and torso, and one practically severing his hand in half and puncturing straight through the core of his damaged Simplicitrix, Whitetrix Alan eventually collapsed onto his knees and coughed up a torrent of blood before him.]*

Whitetrix Alan: *...ah... fu...*

*[Whitetrix Alan dropped dead, slowly surrounded with a pool of his own blood, as the traumatized Alan was then taken off-guard by Bluetrix Alan striking and slashing him across the face using a large piece of metallic debris. Although Alan healed himself within moments using his heavily expended Aura, Bluetrix Alan plowed into him with only his adrenaline rush fueling him now, momentarily locked within a standstill as Alan blocked his makeshift weapon with Raijin's prongs, before releasing an electrified burst that conducted through it and zapped Bluetrix Alan back, causing him to relinquish his weapon. Alan attempted apprehending the maimed Al-Ternate, only to be socked across the face, with Bluetrix Alan breaking the skin of his knuckles from the force alone. Trading blow after blow with one another, unaided by any alien device, the two ignored the destruction going on around them for the sake of their life-and-death slugfest, which although Alan momentarily gained the upper-hand against him with his superior strength, Bluetrix Alan managed to kick him square in the chest with his non-injured leg, knocking Alan down and finally breaking his Aura in the process. Bluetrix Alan loomed over the defeated Alan, lifting his sharpened weapon over his head in preparation to bring it down on him.]*

Bluetrix Alan: *MAY... THAT GOD... HAVE MERCY... **ON YOUR... SOUL!!!***

*[Defensively shielding himself in horror, before Bluetrix Alan can finish Alan off, a strange sensation on his right wrist suddenly distracted him from doing so, as hopping and landing onto his right arm, what appeared to be a grasshopper walked across his broken Simplicitrix device. A loud harmonized buzz abruptly filled the air over the sounds of deafening hurricanes and rumbling earthquakes, as looking up towards the source of the noise, Bluetrix Alan's expression became one of frozen terror at the sight of an enormous dark cloud of locusts rapidly spreading towards them. Alan lowered his arms and clenched his hand shut as with what little strength he retained after his broken Aura, Alan disappeared through a Rabbiture portal, abandoning and leaving Bluetrix Alan at the mercy of the insects. Letting his scarred arms fall limp and dropping his makeshift weapon, Bluetrix Alan slowly closed his eyes and accepted his gruesome fate.]*

*[Only drawn back from unconsciousness once Alexis bestowed him some of her chi in order to restore and regenerate his broken Aura, Alan snapped awake and lifted himself up at the sight of Gravattack (1799.R) now drawing in several heaps of wreckage in order to improvise and reinforce his gravitational field, with the secondary shield around them fortified through the assistance of Mason's adhesive webbing and Khal Raztack's brute strength, which even then displayed the threat of completely coming undone at any moment against Yellowtrix Chaotick's unleashed disasters. Solemnly and silently taking in the sight around him of everything having gone to hell through whatever large gaps he can see through the gravitationally attracted debris, a partially skeletal hand smacked into the exterior of the field from outside, before slowly sliding off and being engulfed by locusts. Devin held and comforted a cowering and crying Chloe, while Zedipar helped slowly remove pieces of shrapnel that had stabbed into Kalastaa's scaly skin.]*

*[On their own outside the city of Charlotte, while attempting to repair the severe environmental damage, especially done through Blacktrix AlMighty completely destroying almost an entire forest through randomly gaining the superpower of Deforestation Embodiment, and Whitetrix Pneuma slamming into the ground into Alan and Richard 10 like a living nuclear bomb, the rest of the Annihilators felt the aftershocks of the earthquakes, looking over in horror towards the city where the others were. Hiding on top of one of the building rooftops near the outskirts of Charlotte far away from the others, the remaining Al-Ternates, consisting of Drahcir, Society Alan, Scavenger Alan, Emo Alan, Zombified Alan, and Weaponized Alan, observed the devastation from afar, with two of them respectively using Society Jury Rigg and Grey Matter's powers in an attempt to reassemble the dismembered Zombified Alan, who had been blown apart into many pieces by Alan with an EmPowerment-boosted VaMoose. Scavenger Alan only smiled at the sight of the chaos, while Drahcir only scowled at the annoyance of being forced to temporarily retreat instead of being able to take out his nemesis, and Emo Alan ignored it entirely with an annoyed look and careless wave of his hand.]*

*[Alan stared down at the Stabilized Simplicitrix, seeing the scratches and dents that had received from throughout the never-ending battle between the Simplicitrix wielders across different universes, and the blood and brains it was now drenched in. Alexis held his hand in an attempt to comfort him, although Alan only pulled it free and fought back tears from his failure to finish this fight much earlier, holding his head in shame. Shakily clenching his fists and lowering them, Blisteroo's flames burned from Alan's eyes, as despite the protests of his allies, Alan transformed into Ghoulseye and phased straight through their only means of survival, soaring straight through the chaos, forging a large spiritual sword and slashing straight through rubble thrown his way, before morphing it into a bow and marrow that fired out several ectoplasmic arrows towards Yellowtrix Chaotick, although they were destroyed by one of many cyclones. Propelling himself up further into the air in order to avoid the seismic waves and locust clouds, Ghoulseye surrounds himself within a field of spiritual energy and launches himself alongside several more arrows in a special move that failed regardless, knocked down by a piece of building suspended in the air knocked towards him. In a red flash, Zerox used his head tubes to scale throughout the floating rubble, reaching a high enough point where he leapt downwards as Airangutan, using his air pressure manipulation abilities to render him immune to the extreme winds and continue propelling himself, even as ejected rubble torn through his metallic exterior, finally managing to enter through the colossal cyclone that his adversary had surrounded himself with.]*

*[Announcing his arrival for the true final showdown, Airangutan immediately landed against the ground just meters within reach of Yellowtrix Chaotick, the latter of which reactively launching several blasts of caustic energy from his hands at him, although Airangutan repeatedly dodged them as fast as possible and attempted extending his abilities outwards to stop the massive cyclone entirely, only to be shot down through a much larger blast of destructive chaos energy, leaving an enormous hole in the side of his chest. The turbine inside his mouth releasing a strong enough wind blast that kept the transformed Yellowtrix Alan at bay long enough for Alan to interact with his Simplicitrix again, Airangutan transformed into Weird Flex and engorged the size of his tentacles' muscles, landing strong enough blows and strikes to stagger Yellowtrix Chaotick backwards. Extending his powers onto him to tear his muscles and steadily weaken him more and more, Yellowtrix Chaotick finally retaliated with a massive blast of chaos energy from his mouth, although his attempts to finish Weird Flex off were thwarted in another red flash, revealing Existension stretching across the floor and using his two-dimensional flexibility while in this state to repeatedly dodge whatever attack that he threw at him. Eventually extending himself up and across different surfaces on the portions of ruined buildings floating above them, with the transformed Yellowtrix Alan rapidly releasing random blasts of chaos energy in an attempt to destroy him, Existension finally manifested from one of them and leapt downwards for a punch, only for his opponent to catch him out of the air, grabbing and lifting him up by the neck. However, the transformed Yellowtrix Alan suddenly noticed that instead of Existension, Alan had instead transformed again at the moment of collision, becoming a thin blue-skinned humanoid alien covered in purple tattoos with greenish gray spikes extending from the top of his head.]*

*[Instantaneously disappearing from his grip through his teleportation abilities, with Alexis strangely substituting his place, Yellowtrix Chaotick staggered backwards as the Succubus immediately began draining him of his chi, too late to realize his plan as he weakly failed shielding himself with his palm, as Alexis fully liberated him of his energy and forced him back to his injured human form in a bright yellow flash. Within an instance, the floating buildings around them crashed onto the ground in gigantic heaps around them, as the natural disasters dissipated within mere moments, and everything eventually became silent once more, with an exhausted Gravattack (1799.R) lowering his defenses and passing out from exhaustion, luckily being caught by Mason before he can hit the concrete. Chloe and Devin looked around themselves in horror, eventually spotting the skeletal corpse of Bluetrix Alan nearby with the disappearance of the locusts feasting off him. Too weak now to even lift his left arm and dial up another transformation, Yellowtrix Alan's head was smashed into the ground by a pair of Tetramand fists, before being kicked back by Citrakayah legs, telekinetically yanked backwards through the glow of Uxorite eyes, and in one fell blow, brutally impaled through the chest with an Appoplexian claw. Yellowtrix Alan spewed up the blood filling his lungs, before an enraged Alan generated Transylian conductors from his backside, releasing an enormous electromagnetic beam that blasted the Al-Ternate into one of the fallen heaps of debris. Gurgling and choking on his own blood, Alan still continued regardless with Cerebrocrustacean electricity and Polymorph acid, not stopping even after his friends tried forcefully pulling him away from the dying alternate version of himself.]*

*[Alan eventually relinquished and collapsed onto his hands and knees, sobbing and screaming hysterically while repeatedly pounding his fist against the street in a violent fit of rage, while the suffocating Yellowtrix Alan weakly fell forwards onto the street before him, slowly succumbing to his injuries. Pride remained inside the Stabilized Simplicitrix, unresponsive and unable to comprehend what had happened in such a short amount of time. The never-ending battle against the Al-Ternates was seemingly at a close once and for all, although the cost of doing so was detrimental for everyone involved. The scene panned over sprawling shots of the parts of the city in heavy ruins, including many of the deceased civilians, and eventually what remained of the Colortrixes themselves, before returning back to the sight of the hysterically sobbing Alan and his weary friends standing nearby him. Eventually calming down into a sniffling mess with his hands wrapped over his head, the slightest of vibrations throughout the ground suddenly caused Alan to tense up. His friends suddenly stepped backwards with horrified looks on their face, whilst Fly and his group retreated backwards with the unconscious Richard 10 in their arms. Heavy footsteps approached the cowering Alan, followed by a massive shadow coming into view in front of him, slowly standing up towards the massive figure looming over him, slowly wiping the tears from his bloodshot eyes and shakily gritting his teeth as Alexis held him by the shoulder, as the one before him was none other than...]*

Negative Way Big: ...Hello, brother.