C!wilbur

c!wilbur’s profile picture; art by: cyani07 on twitter

C!Wilbur is a semi-well known user on Tubble. He joined the site on Friday, November 25th, 2022 at 11:38 AM (GMT +10); launch day.

## Physiology

### Tubblesona

C!Wilbur’s tubsona is very much likely to resemble that of his profile picture and the skin of C!Wilbur from the DreamSMP.

He has represented himself as both of these things on various occasions, although this may not be 100% canon.

He has dark brown curly hair with a white streak at its front. He wears round glasses, a white button-up with yellow sweater over top. He dons a dark trench-coat.

## History

### Early Tubble Arc

#### Joining Tubble

C!Wilbur joined Tubble on launch day. Within a few hours he had already started teeting about overthrowing Tubble. Some of his earliest teets consist of him asking where he could find supplies for a nuclear weapon — it is implied in another one of his teets that he wondered if “nuking tubnet headquarters would make an impact on lore” — , aswell as asking if anyone may know how to bring back someone from the dead. It is unknown why he needed such information.

He tried to start a c\*lt within these early hours — in which he did not succeed at doing.

#### “The Drug Deal”

After his attempts at wrecking chaos failed, he attempted to make a drug deal with Walter Hartwell White, in which he partially succeeded, with Walter liking a teet of his. Wilbur then teeted “me and Walter White about to do some shit 🤭” with a screenshot of the notification from Walter.

Tony Stark replied to the teet with “by shit do you mean drugs?” Wilbur told him too be quite. Tony replied, saying no, he wanted in on the drug deal, the only problem was the fact that he is dead. He stated “i asked jesus to revive me but then he told me to ask satan and he didn’t respond”. Wilbur then suggested Tony ask C!Dreamwastaken. Dream never ended up responding, even when Will tried to ask him. Henceforth, bringing an ending to Wilbur’s plans.

#### The Beginning of the Big Q Rivalry

After teeting about how idiotic he himself was for wearing a trench-coat in the middle of nowhere Utah, he recieved a negative reply from Big Q, telling him to burn. This then sparked a heated conversation full of insults and swearing. Amidst their name calling, Wilbur provoked Q into fighting him, ‘a 1v1 irl’ as he phrased it. Big Q responded, confirming he was going to fly out to Utah just to fight him. More petty insults and unkind words were shared before Big Q landed.

As soon as Q landed and exited the plane, he initiated the fight.

Big Q managed to kick C!Wilbur between the legs, but overall, not much fighting ensued and they ended up just shaking each other by the shoulders like fools.

Big Q then left Utah to return home to Las Nevadas.

#### The Battle Against Matpat

After a particularly petty argument with Big Q regarding narcissism and one of Big Q’s Christmas wishes, C!Wilbur recieved a bazooka from TubbleLore, in order to shoot Santa out of the sky. But alas, Santa was asleep at the time, and Wilbur did not want to be rude and nuke him while he was sleeping.

C!Wilbur then decided to @ Matpat for the fun of it, and asked him if he were to bite him, would it affect the Five Nights At Freddy’s lore. Matpat replied and said that he would have to be revived and he would then be RevivedMatpat, implying that if Wilbur bit him, he would die. Wilbur then wonders that if a bite can kill Matpat, what would a bazooka do?

Matpat replies and says that it would destroy the world. C!Wilbur tells the Tubble Community that he would like to test that theory regarding killing Matpat and world destruction and then makes killing Matpat his #1 priority. Goodtimeswithscar also agrees with testing the theory and him and C!Wilbur team up to destroy Matpat. Scar sets of nukes directed directly at Matpat and Will sets of his bazooka, causing a very large and devastating explosion. Matpat survives and taunts them on how he cannot be killed that easy, Freddy Fazbear Official and Editor, some of Matpat’s allies at the time of the battle, make enemies of C!Wilbur and team with Matpat.

C!Wilbur obtains a nuke he that he buys for 5 dabloons, he then hires a spy — @ oooooooooooooooooo — for 25 dabloons too gain intel on how to defeat Matpat.

### Catboy And Death/Revival Era

After a long hiatus from tubble due to “life stuff”, the irl portrayer of c!Wilbur joined a minecraft world with the portrayer of Big Q. During this game, irl!Q brought up the fact that c!Wilbur should be dead due to his unhealthy diet of live scorpions he had adopted during his time in Utah. Irl!Wil agreed that this was true, as he should in fact be dead due to the mass consumption of the venom. Wil then told Q he thinks that Q should be the one too break the news; tomorrows.

## Relationships

* **Matpat (enemy)** - Will has a negative relationship with Matpat. During earlier hours of Tubble, they had interacted in a positive attitude towards one another until Will initiated war against him, since the ending of their battle, they have interacted less and even when they do, it has negative undertones.
* **Big Q (its complicated)** - Will and Big Q’s relationship is complicated. They spend a large amount of their time swearing at eachother and wishing death upon one another, but other times they are seen talking about slumber parties? and Lady Gaga? I don’t fucking know

## Quotes

“I will **not** hesitate to send your behind back to that very first Five Nights ate Freddy’s theory” - after Matpat asked if the rivalry between them was over