Gnorbitt

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**Gnorbitt** is a player character from Rohan's Campaign, being played by FennekinGalaxy. He is a deep gnome wizard known for being repeatedly injured by improper usage of his spells.

## Personality

Gnorbitt is often considered more of an observer by his peers, less one to take action and more one to see how others handle a situation. Regardless, due to the events of Rohan's Campaign, Gnorbitt had to step out of his comfort zone and take charge.

## History

### Rohan's Campaign

Gnorbitt was in the tavern with Cyrus and Microbe, getting drunk and arm wrestling as they normally did, unfortunately losing his first round that night, due to his small stature.

In the dwarven town, Gnorbitt, alongside Microbe, attempted to sell the alien blaster, only to be detained, but released through negotiation. He and Microbe investigated local mines at the death site of a large alien, but found nothing.

Upon reading the contract for the mayor's job and finding out the payment would not be what was promised, Gnorbitt and Microbe lashed out, landing themselves in jail once again, being freed thanks to the retconning of the mayor's nature.

Gnorbitt joined the party on their way to investigate the alien ship, finding a mysterious note that gave him most of the information the party needed before it promptly burned up.

Traveling down to the river, Gnorbitt cast Shield on himself, inadvertently falling through the barrier and knocking himself unconscious. Between this and the other party members making it through as well, Gnorbitt was kidnapped by some doglike creature.

Later, Gnorbitt is found by the party, but it was unclear to them if it was actually him. As a precaution, Microbe stabbed Gnorbitt in the spine, paralyzing him from the waist down. Gnorbitt stayed with Cyrus as Microbe and Javier Pizarro II carried on.

Gnorbitt was successfully able to seduce the dragon that was mangling Javier, and got thrown by Cyrus in between the dragon's breasts, before being taken with her through a trapdoor to have sex for over 3 consecutive hours.

Gnorbitt was among the ones asking the dragon questions about the spaceship, to no avail. Gnorbitt witnessed the disappearance of Cyrus through the void behind the poopy door, and tried in vain to use Message to contact him. He runs through the barrier, dispelling it, but Cyrus is nowhere to be found. Later, Gnorbitt climbed into the hatch Javier opened, asking his Legendary Bop It for help. He failed the Bop It's game however, and was left a note reading "Fuck y'all guys, go eat a dick."

Inside the hatch was a cryostasis room containing a dragonborn. Gnorbitt climbed into the vent at the end of the room, only to find a slime with Air Force Jordans and multiple firearms. He eventually defeated the slime, but not without doing heavy damage to the vent in the process. Trying to make his way back resulted in him falling into the vent, being knocked unconscious yet again.

### Houses Campaign

At some point in between Rohan's Campaign and Houses, Gnorbitt ended up in Ikarion. How he made it there is unknown.

Gnorbitt made a brief cameo in the village of Pteven, witnessing the fight between a corrupted Tiefling and a street rat. When asked by the party about what he thought, he replied with "Man, that's crazy."

## Notable Moments

* Trying to sell the alien blaster
* Getting kidnapped by the doglike creature
* Seducing the dragon
* Summoning Muhammad Ali, Jr., the Bop It
* Defeating the Drip Slime
* Being knocked unconscious by his own misfortune at least twice

## Trivia

* Gnorbitt having the Legendary Bop It in his possession was due to FennekinGalaxy accidentally triggering one in his room during that session of the campaign.
* Before even getting to be played, Gnorbitt was used in a rather different form for a scrapped campaign created by FennekinGalaxy.
* Gnorbitt used to hold the record for longest intercourse with another character, with 3 hours, before being beaten by Sock with 5.