Jon Gracey/Appraisals

This page lists various things the cast have said about Jon Gracey.

"*Jon, Jon, I'm begging you - stop helping!*"
―Laurie (*Let's Play DECEPTION: MURDER IN HONG KONG*)

"*As much as I love hearing Jon say 'it's not me!' 75 times in the space of 10 minutes, let's have Laurie's response.*"
―Ben (*A Bad Moon Rises*)

"*Jon's quite good at deception and quite good at reading people and then something... that's how Jon unravels. He'll find the smallest possible thing and it all goes to shit.*"
― Laurie (*Let's Play DREAM CRUSH*)

"*You bloodthirsty motherfucker!*"
―Brooke (*I, Carley. I, Zombie*)

"*It's just a bit of fun, innit? That's my prosecution.*"
―Adam (*I, Carley. I, Zombie*)

"*I didn't get to choose whether I'm Daddy Ben, you don't get to choose whether or not you're Brother PeePee.*"
―Ben (*I, Carley. I, Zombie*)

"*horny for noms*"
―Ben (*Trouble With Violets*)

"*Jon is a mean man... and I hope his buildings crumble slowly over time.*"
―Brooke (*Let's Play CHINATOWN*)

"*I hate to hang a man on a mistake ... but I'm about to.*"
―Adam (*Catfishing*)

"*That's probably the most impassioned defence I've ever seen ... but is it a lie?!*"
―Ben (*Catfishing*)

"*While I want you to suffer, I want you to feel obliged to say that you enjoyed it.*"
―Ben (*Catfishing*)

"*Jon, who loves to accuse people of working against him, even in co-op games.*"
―Sullivan (*Let's Play MYSTERIUM*)

"*Jon would unravel in an empty room, on his own ... In a sensory deprivation tank, Jon Gracey would find something to unravel about.*"
―Laurie(*Let's Play MYSTERIUM*)

"*Good old, reliable, emotionally stable Jon Gracey.*"
―Adam (*Let's Play MYSTERIUM*)

"*You are kind. You are strong. You are important.*" [attempting to comfort him]
― Laurie(*Let's Play MYSTERIUM*)

"*It's hard for Jon to fake* actual *outrage, and he's actually outraged right now.*"
― Adam (*Let's Play DEAD OF WINTER*)

"*We've been playing for 10 minutes and steam is already coming out of his ears!*"
―Adam(*Let's Play COSMIC ENCOUNTER II*)

"*I'm opening up alliances to all - even this fucking joker over here.*"
― Adam(*Let's Play COSMIC ENCOUNTER II*)

"*Yours is such a bleak world. Cashing in on the love of your friends in order to bankroll your increasingly shit bets!*"
―Adam(*Let's Play COSMIC ENCOUNTER II*)

"*You have a lovely haircut... you have as many ears as an elephant... as many dicks as a woodlouse!*"
―Sullivan (*Let's Play COSMIC ENCOUNTER II*)

"*If you were gambling on us being friends, you're going to lose.*"
―Tom (*Let's Play COSMIC ENCOUNTER II*)

"*I think that after this episode goes out, Jon Gracey will suddenly find that casinos across the world will be pawing at him to come along to their casinos... because Jon's understanding of the most basic maths and bluffing is unbelievable. I've never seen someone in my whole life get it wrong every, every single time. It's incredible!*"
―Sullivan(*Let's Play COSMIC ENCOUNTER II*)

"*The fastest gun, and the best friend, in the West!*"
―Adam (*Let's Play COLT EXPRESS II*)

"*Jon's just sailing around screaming 'I don't want to do this!* "
―Laurie (*Let's Play JAMAICA*)

"*You love to point cruel things out to this man who's on the edge!* " [about Adam]
―Tilly (*Let's Play JAMAICA*)

"*If you come out as the demon on day one and somehow win this game ... fuck me!* "
―Adam (*The Unbearable Madness Of Being*)

"*Jon's trying as hard as he can to throw this game, isn't he?* "
―Ben (*The Unbearable Madness Of Being*)

"*I really must congratulate the evil team on taking that for 5 days.* "
―Ben (*The Unbearable Madness Of Being*)

"*You've ballsed it for me like nobody's business, you son of a bitch.* "
―Adam (*Let's Play PITCHCAR*)

"*Oh Jon, I'm going to beat you up so much after this game.* "
―Dom (*Let's Play PITCHCAR*)

"*You're really good at flicking wood around a board Jon.* "
―Dom (*Let's Play PITCHCAR*)

"*Do you love me, Jon? Do you love me? Do you love me now?* "
―Dom (*Let's Play PITCHCAR*)

"*I'm having fun with my friends and Jon.* "
―Dom (*Let's Play PITCHCAR*)

"*Gracious and calm - two of the word's on Jon's epitaph* "
―Adam (*Let's Play PITCHCAR*)

"*Jon's so shocked that saying 'we should kill me' has elicited a response where people might kill him.*"
―Ben (*Pure Self-Indulgence*)

"*All we have to do, because he's our best weapon at the moment, is get Jon riled up about* something*.*"
―Adam (*God Is A Legion*)

"*I don't really feel the need to defend myself against a man who dresses up as a wolf and prances around at conventions for a living.*" [when nominated by Jon]
―Ben (*God Is A Legion*)

"*You tend to play the game well and calmer when you're evil ... because you know what's going on.*"
―Adam (*Let's Play SALEM 1692*)

"*Welcome to the winning team, my boy! Everyone's going to hate you!*"
―Adam (*Let's Play SALEM 1692*)

"*You could definitely beat him in a fucking arm wrestle!*" [to Teri]
―Laurie (*Let's Play FUN FACTS*)