Hoppity Hopper & Simon Seville's Quantum Boogaloo

**Hoppity Hopper & Simon Seville's Quantum Boogaloo** is a fanfiction created by IAmaBoomer. It was originally going to be posted on Fanfiction.net, but was posted here instead.

## Characters

* **Hoppity Hopper**
* **Simon Seville**
* **Bridgette the Emolga**

## Story

### Prolouge

* Once upon a time,

set in an Alternate Universe far, far away....
comes a fanfiction that most people would probably seen as cringe......but that’s not stopping me from making my first fanfiction on this website!

With that out of the way, let me tell you a zip-a-dee-doo-dah story on how Hoppity Hopper and Simon Seville discovered a machine that transports them to different universes, and while they did that, made faithful friends along the way and faced a powerful villain.

Get ready, folks! Because it’s time for HOPPITY HOPPER & SIMON SEVILLE’S QUANTUM BOOGALOO!

### Chapter 1: In the Bee-ginning

It all started when Hoppity was wandering in a forest. He yearned for the days when he was with Waldo and Fillmore back in Wisconsin.

* “Oh, what am I going to do?”, said Hoppity. “Waldo’s working for the Massachusetts General Hospital, and Fillmore’s on an around-the-world trip with Rocky and Bullwinkle! What’s worse is that all of my cartoon friends from Total Television are throwing a party for that Gretel kid from Hamster and Gretel!”

He then angrily threw a rock in a pond, where a bunch of 30-year-old Discord moderators were sitting in.

* “HEY, FROG! You ruined my chance of getting a girlfriend! You owe me 3 Big Macs!”
* “Well, SORRY,” said Hoppity, “No wonder you guys are so fat! Get a life!”
* He then walked away and flipped off the moderators, before....
* “Hey, aren’t you that Hoppity Hopper guy that I see on TV?”, said Simon.
* “And aren’t YOU that guy from the Alvin Show?”, replied Hoppity.
* “Why yes I am, Hoppity!”, replied Simon, “I was looking all over the world for you!”
* “Well, long story short,” said Hoppity, “Those Canadian buffoons from WildBrain bought the rights to my show, and previously released it on home media!”
* “Ha, you’re lucky! My show only got ONE home media release,” said Simon, “and that was back in the late 2000s! I already had an uneasy feeling after I saw some scary kid asking me if I liked tacos or not.”
* “Well, what did you want to show me, Simon?”, asked Hoppity.
* “I wanted to show you this, Hoppity! It’s an old portal gun I found lying around in David’s basement.”, replied Simon.
* “Oh, cool! Does it run on batteries?”, asked Hoppity.
* “Yep, sure does,” said Simon, “Which is why I’m pretty sure they recalled it on September 12, 1984.”
* “Alright,” said Hoppity, “FIRE THE EGGS, BOYS!”
* “What do you mean by th-”, Simon asked before being rudely interrupted by an idiot.
* “Hi guays! :3”, said the idiot.
* “Who the bloody hell are YOU?!”, asked Hoppity.
* “I’m an Emolga, but people usually call me Bridgette!”, said the Pokémon.
* “GREAT,” said Simon, “We haven't even come up with a sequel yet, and we **ALREADY** pulled off a Cousin Oliver?”
* “Who cares, Simon? We have a cute team member now!”, said Hoppity.

The three then jumped in the portal, and the rest is history.

### Act 2: I FEEEL GOOD!

* “Woah!”, exclaimed Hoppity, “Where the heck are we?”
* “Does this answer your question?”, answered Simon.
* “Hello! I wanna spwead sunshine werever I can! I can! I can! I can! I can!”, said a low-buget version of Elmer Fudd.
* “Aroo.”, said Cofi as she randomly appeared out of nowhere.
* “Welcome to Rand of Landomness! I’m Wang Riu Chen, and were going to have a barr with you, Hoppitee Hoppa!”
* “Wait, why do you talk like that?”, said Hoppity.
* “I am a lassist Asin steleotypee! Nice taco you have thele, Bligette!”
* “HEY!”, said Bridgette, “Now what I eat is between me and my sweet tummy, now BACK OFF!”
* “But I neva had taco! befor!”, said Wang.
* "Bridgette, just ignore this racist caricature. Let's just try to find a way out of this place!" said Simon.

They were just on their way when suddenly...

* "INTRUDERS," said a young Asian kid, "State your name and address, or I'll send you to the dungeon at once!"
* "We're not intruders," said Hoppity Hopper, "We just want to find a way out of this place!"
* "My name is Simon SeVille, former member of David SeVille and The Chipmunks."
* "Hi, My name is Bwidgette and I'm a wesbian, but everybody calls me the High-Flying Angel!"
* "My name is Hoppity Hooper," he said, "What's yours?"