Rowley the terrorist

152.Rowley, a mischievous 11-year-old boy, lived a life of luxury in the world's most expensive mansion. Despite his lavish lifestyle, Rowley's school friends were envious and upset. They lived in poverty, while Rowley indulged in opulence.

One day, Rowley found himself sitting at his desk, wearing only a soiled diaper which he hadn't bothered changing. His classmates whispered and taunted him, but Rowley ignored their remarks. The teacher then asked the class what they aspired to be when they grew up.

Students eagerly offered their ambitions, ranging from beekeepers and clowns to slave owners and horse breeders and child abductors. There were even more unconventional responses like vet doctors, strippers, teachers, butchers, child care providers, pig farmers, and movie makers. However, when it was Rowley's turn, he boldly declared, "A terrorist!"

The classroom fell into stunned silence, and even the teacher was taken aback. She swiftly slapped Rowley and immediately summoned his parents. It was the 57th instance of such a call that week, indicating Rowley's penchant for trouble. Much to everyone's surprise, Rowley's mother lashed out at the teacher in a fit of rage. In a gruesome act, she stabbed the teacher with a sharp stick, proclaiming that her son could be whatever he desired. The teacher gasped her last breath as her soul descended to hell.

Rowley's mother, filled with her newfound authority, took the matter to the head teacher of the primary school. She asserted that her son, Rowley, should be allowed to practice terrorism and enlisted the support of her son's friend, Kim Jong-un, the notorious dictator and ruler of North Korea.

Together, Rowley and Kim Jong-un planned their path to infamy. They concocted a daring plot to crash an airplane into the One World Trade Center, their hearts brimming with malevolence and excitement. However, just as they were about to carry out their sinister plan, Rowley's conscience pricked him. He couldn't ignore the innocent children at his school in Manchester. Voices echoed in his mind, mocking him, saying, "Rowley got slapped, ha ha!"

Driven by anger and regret, Rowley diverted the plane to Manchester. He crashed it into his own school, causing utter devastation. The tragic incident claimed the lives of everyone present, from the Tombliboos to a deer that had accidentally opened its rear end during a photoshoot. Only Rowley survived, triumphantly standing amidst the ruin. As he surveyed the wreckage, he saw the skeletal remains of his accomplice, Kim Jong-un. In a display of twisted humor, Rowley laughed and ran home to share his day with his parents.

Rowley gleefully recounted his horrifying adventure to his mother, all while the two of them shared a bath together. Little did they know that Rowley's father, who was downstairs preparing dinner, had a surprise waiting for him. Rowley casually mentioned, "I put a bomb in his mashed potatoes!" His mother erupted in laughter as they witnessed the explosion that sent his father's lips stuck to the ceiling.

Later that evening, Rowley was granted a reward for his misdeeds - he was allowed to watch one episode of his 409583764564684th favorite TV show, "Bob the Builder." However, to his dismay, the show's intro featured the title in the Bonasian language, "Graditelj Bob." Enraged, Rowley hurled a 2kg weight at the TV, shattering the screen into a thousand pieces.

With the chaos in his wake, Rowley retreated to his room where his mother, still engrossed in watching Love Island, found him. Together, they ventured downstairs to explore their massive water park, located within the confines of their extravagant mansion. As they splashed and played, oblivious to the consequences of their actions, the echoes of their twisted laughter filled the air.

And so, Rowley and his mother bathed in their ill-gotten opulence, leaving a trail of destruction and chaos in their wake, their house and their lives growing larger with each passing day. With a combination of high creativity and dark humor, their story unfolded, a twisted tale of a boy who embraced his destructive desires and a mother who enabled him at every turn.