Bowser Jr talks smack to the new student and gets grounded

## Cast

Bowser Jr-Brian, Ricardo

Marth-Takumi

Luigi and Justin-Steven

Princess Peach-Princess

Princess Daisy-Kimberly

Toad-Young Guy/Charlie

Toadette-Julie

Principal Eric-himself

Bowser-Scary Voice

## Plot

Bowser Jr gets in big trouble. Note: The Japanese phrases are written phonetically.

## Transcript

Bowser Jr: Man, I can't believe we're going to have a new student in class today!

Marth comes along.

Marth: Kon'nichiwa. Dō shita no?

Bowser Jr: What did you say?

Marth: Dō shita no? Dōshite?

Bowser Jr: Speak English because I can't tell what you're saying!

Marth: Kuppa Jr o kiitekudasai! Watashi wa Nihon kara kitanode, nihongo shika hanasemasen! Watashi ga itte iru koto o shiritai baai wa, jimaku o mitekudasai! Eigo o hanasanai koto ni tsuite watashi o nayama senaide kudasai! Meiwakudesu!

Bowser Jr: That's it! Since you refused to speak English, I'm going to say... (Ricardo's voice) Foda-se por não falar inglês! Você é a pior pessoa do planeta e também, volte para a cidade a que pertence!

Marth: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Kuppa Jr! Porutogaru-go de watashi ni sumakku o hanasu nante aete! Sore de oshimai! Erikku kōchō ni itte imasu! (to the other people) Min'na, kare ga nigenai yō ni kare kara me o hanasanaide kudasai!

Luigi: Okay!

Princes Peach: Okay!

Princess Daisy: Okay!

Toad: Okay!

Toadette: Okay!

Justin: Okay!

Bowser Jr: Oh no! I'm cornered! Marth, don't tell Principal Eric! I didn't mean to talk smack to you in Portuguese!

Princess Peach: Quiet! You have no right to talk smack to Marth like that!

Luigi: Just because Marth can't speak English doesn't mean you have to talk smack to him in Portuguese!

Justin: I agree with Princess Peach and Luigi! You did this to yourself!

Bowser Jr: Wait! Justin, did you program Marth to speak Japanese just like you programmed Tyler and Bobby to speak Japanese?

Justin: No. He was born and raised in Japan so he can only speak Japanese.

Princess Daisy: I agree with Justin. Not everyone speaks English like we do!

Toad: Here comes Principal Eric.

Toadette: Be prepared to get busted!

Principal Eric: Did Bowser Jr talk smack to you in Portuguese?

Marth: Kare ga yatta. Kare wa watashi ga eigo o hanasenai to iu riyū dake de Porutogaru-go de watashi ni sumakku o hanashimashita!

Principal Eric: Bowser Jr, how dare you talk smack to Marth in Portuguese?! You know he can't speak English! That's it! You are suspended from this school for 12 days! Get out now!

At home...

Bowser: Bowser Jr, how dare you talk smack to Marth in Portuguese?! You know he can only speak Japanese! That's it! You are grounded grounded grounded for 12 days! Go to your room now!

## Translations

Hello? What's up?

I said what's up? Why?

Listen up Bowser Jr! I was from Japan and I can only speak Japanese! If you want to know what I'm saying, look at the subtitles! Stop pestering me about not speaking English! It's annoying!

Bowser Jr, how dare you talk smack to me in Portuguese?! That's it! I'm telling Principal Eric! Guys, keep an eye on him so he doesn't escape!

He did. He talked smack to me in Portuguese just because I can't speak English!