Records

#### Top 3

1. **Carrier pigeons deliver hand-drawn memes to recipients, keeping friendships alive!** written by n\_cube877 (78.26%)
2. **Referencing Excalibur, stick their weapons in wet cement before fights!** written by LeannE (76.19%)
3. **Our alumni's very diverse. Including Chicken, it features multiple species!** written by LeannE (74.76%)

#### Bottom 3

1. **Everyone speaks in ten words or less to pay respects.** written by Yoshi (14.62%)
2. **utilising modern terminology gets zoomers totally turnt! no cap!!! lmao** written by sictoabu (16.24%)
3. **Leave a decapitated horse head in their bed, discountenancing them.** written by GoatSwe (17.86%)

### Highest StDev

#### Top 3

1. **(W)h(e)re: No(w)heresv(ill)e. (T)ho(u)ght-p(r)ovoki(n)g en(te)rtai(n)ing, (wor)l(d)-famou(s) (to)mfoolery. S(el)f-r(eve)li(n.)g, un(ge)n(t)le(m)anl(y), (cool stuff.)** written by Swa (41.80%)
2. **Post r34 “fanarts” of annoying fans. Humiliation will muzzle them.** written by The Mighty Chicken (41.52%)
3. **Johnson beater. Kill Johnson for destroying your driveway. Fucking dipshit.** written by crystaltoady~ (38.92%)

#### Bottom 3

1. **Referencing Excalibur, stick their weapons in wet cement before fights!** written by LeannE (15.70%)
2. **An eraser. Erase things from existance, including your trained opponent!** written by SunMoon (17.09%)
3. **She plays, trades, and sells them like they're playing cards.** written by Vald3n (17.34%)

### Highest Skew

#### Top 3

1. **utilising modern terminology gets zoomers totally turnt! no cap!!! lmao** written by sictoabu (2.37)
2. **Hire a clown and make it spooky. And chase people.** written by V.The1Kenny-/•\- (2.35)
3. **Leave a decapitated horse head in their bed, discountenancing them.** written by GoatSwe (2.31)

#### Bottom 3

1. **Passionately kiss paparazzi. Disgusted by your "introductions", fans stay away...** written by ForeverBelonging (-1.81)
2. **Taxi apps. Detecting your location, summoned taxis hit your opponent!** written by ForeverBelonging (-1.56)
3. **Study themed RPGs. Knowledge unlocks fulfilling storylines, making learning fun!** written by ForeverBelonging (-1.47)

### Most Verbose Responses

#### Top 3

1. **(W)h(e)re: No(w)heresv(ill)e. (T)ho(u)ght-p(r)ovoki(n)g en(te)rtai(n)ing, (wor)l(d)-famou(s) (to)mfoolery. S(el)f-r(eve)li(n.)g, un(ge)n(t)le(m)anl(y), (cool stuff.)** written by Swa (166 CC)
2. **Classroom gameshows. Students teams face-off, encouraging collaboration and healthy competition!** written by ForeverBelonging (96 CC)
3. **GoaTWOW. Questionable needs, questionable prompts, questionable aesthetics, amazing community!** written by ForeverBelonging (94 CC)

#### Bottom 3

1. **Release your inner Harry Potter!** written by n\_cube877 (32 CC)
2. **Without pornhub there will be porn irl** written by delta (38 CC)
3. **The house has no stairs, just a lot of drops!** written by (45 CC)

## Season Two

### Highest Percentile

#### Top 3

1. **Acquire considerable "voice-activated" computers. Employees' cacophonous shouting infuriates the boss!** written by chen yh (82.25%)
2. **Ridiculous English words' etymologies. "Building"? Seriously? It's already been built!** written by Azimuthálity (78.75%)
3. **Extinguish firewalls. Office employees remain distracted instead of being productive!** written by spooky (77.69%)

#### Bottom 3

1. **just wake up lmao** written by delta (3.70%)
2. **moving during a pandemic** written by darkness is superior (9.12%)
3. **Why my dad makes matzo brei when my mom's away.** written by Michael Rosen (13.03%)

### Highest StDev

#### Top 3

1. **As a benevolent termite, demolished wooden furniture magically repairs itself!** written by NeuroL04 (36.49%)
2. **Anything Kafkaesque. Nightmarish, overly-complicated, idiosyncratic qualities generate dissatisfaction, discombobulating everybody!** written by chen yh (36.13%)
3. **Supporting South Korea. Secessionists should submit, stretching Kim's sublime society.** written by not a donut (36.06%)

#### Bottom 3

1. **just wake up lmao** written by delta (5.33%)
2. **caffiene every hour, even if i am up at 6** written by darkness is superior (12.66%)
3. **Esports are played with VR headsets. In-game damage shocks you!** written by SweGoat (12.74%)

## **Spreadsheet**

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1yTOeEN\_z96sIU8velnRyo7ypv1kijAkgNaJd9TUNdE4/edit?usp=sharing