Skinny-Webz

**Wyatt** is the protagonist of the *Skinny-Webz* series. After getting drunk on the night of his 21st birthday, he became the hero known as **Skinny-Webz** in order to stop the villainous "Gublin", a drunk version of his best friend Barry, and save his friend and romantic interest Claire. He did so using the words that his mentor Homeless Ben shouted at him earlier that night: "Shatti Tatti my Brahti!"

Wyatt vowed to leave the Skinny-Webz life behind after the night of his birthday. However, he took up the mantle once again after the villainous Mr. Eio kidnapped Claire again. This time teaming up with Barry/Gublin in order to save her.

## Biography

### *Skinny-Webz*

On his 21st birthday, Wyatt and his friends Barry and Claire exit a screening of the film *The Amazing Spider-Man 2*. Wyatt voices his disdain for the film, as does Barry. When Claire states that she actually enjoyed the film, Wyatt laughs it off and contradicts his initial opinion, as does Barry. As the trio walks off, Wyatt is stopped by Homeless Ben, who refers to Wyatt as "Skinny Boy". Homeless Ben offers Wyatt a joint. Wyatt accepts the joint and is pulled away by Claire. The three walk off, with Barry claiming that they have a surprise for Wyatt's birthday. Homeless Ben shouts "Shatti Tatti my Brahti!" at Wyatt before riding off on a skateboard.

Wyatt, Barry, and Claire arrive at a bar. When Claire walks off to get some drinks for the guys, Barry confronts Wyatt about his whole façade about actually enjoying *The Amazing Spider-Man 2*. Barry firmly states that he had feelings for Claire first and that he called dibs on her the moment he saw her. Wyatt responds by telling Barry that in the three years he's known Claire he never made a move. Just then, Claire returns with drinks. Wyatt and Barry start drinking and having fun in the bar.

After some fun, Wyatt quickly exits the bar to throw up. Homeless Ben appears, but is suddenly killed by a criminal. As Homeless Ben lies on the ground spazzing, Wyatt's hand gets stuck to the building. When he finally removes it, he rushes to the aid of Homeless Ben. With his dying words, Homeless Ben utters "With great power comes great...". He dies, and Wyatt cries, taking Homeless Ben's final words with stride.

Wyatt walks back over to the wall and starts to climb it. He is interrupted by Claire as his inebriation reaches its peak. Just then, Barry arrives, his inebriation at its peak as well and now going by "Gublin". Gublin hits Wyatt with an apple and escapes with Claire. After a brief moment, Wyatt gets up. Motivated by Homeless Ben's words and his determination to save Claire, Wyatt finally suits up as Skinny-Webz.

Gublin runs into an elevator at a parking garage with Claire, but Skinny-Webz does not make it in time before the elevator door closes. He looks up at the roof, and after various hand poses and catchphrases, is finally able to shoot a web and launch himself up onto the roof. He confronts Gublin and the two finally battle. Right when the battle reaches its climax, Wyatt and Barry's drunken illusions cease. Wyatt screams in anguish before making his way over to Claire. Claire, aggravated by Wyatt and Barry's attempts of "trying to get into her pants", leaves the two behind. They both pass out.

Wyatt and Barry wake up the next morning and apologize to each other about Claire and the night before. They make amends before walking off together.

### *Skinny-Webz: Honey I'm Home*

Two months after his 21st birthday, Wyatt retreated to the Kava Desert in utter shame of what took place the night of his birthday. He had not had a single drop of alcohol since his birthday and his only company is a mirage of Homeless Ben. Just as the last of his water runs out, Barry arrives and informs Wyatt that Claire has once again been kidnapped, this time by a villain called Mr. Eio, who is in search of the weed that Homeless Ben was meant to give to him. Wyatt is initially hesitant about helping Claire, but Barry convinces him otherwise. Barry pulls out a flask and the both of them drink. They power up and assume their "Skinny-Webz" and "Gublin" identities. They run off to save Claire.

Skinny-Webz and Gublin arrive at the basement of Mr. Eio. Mr. Eio demands his weed, and Gublin reveals that he is the one who had it. After refusing to give it up, Mr. Eio battles the two. After their methods of attack fail, Gublin hands Skinny-Webz the weed, claiming "it's their only hope". Skinny-Webz ingests the weed and sees visions of Barry, Claire, Mr. Eio, and Homeless Ben. The vision of Homeless Ben reiterates the words "Shatti Tatti my Brahti!", which snaps Skinny-Webz out of the trance and powers him up enough to stop Mr. Eio. Suddenly, Wyatt, Barry, and Mr. Eio's drunken states wear off, and Claire rounds them all up and takes them back to her apartment.

At Claire's apartment, the three wake up obnoxiously. Mr. Eio leaves, and Wyatt and Barry apologize to Claire for their behavior. Claire accepts, but at the condition that next time she'll be drinking.

## Abilities

* Heavyweight Drinker
* Dancer
* Wall-Crawling
* Webbing Abilities

## Trivia

* Wyatt/Skinny-Webz is based on "Peter Parker/Spider-Man" from Marvel Comics.
* The character of Wyatt, aka Skinny-Webz, was named after the actor portraying him: Wyatt Daane.
* Wyatt Daane was specifically asked by director Justin Lewis to grow a goatee for *Skinny-Webz*. For the sequel, director Jack Kockenmeister had no preference for Wyatt/Skinny-Webz's facial hair in the film.