HSAL ACT 12

HSAL's Act 12 began on May 3rd 2021 when a character named "Guy" counted the acts and failed to do so spectacularly. For a while, it was called Act 69 until all the acts were counted properly. Fun fact, Act 12 began because something hit Nutgear's mind during a reread about the Overlay setting in CS3. Now, let's go to the early parts of the act.

## Late Act 11

Act 11 is the longest running act, lasting 10 months and only ending in May 3rd 2021. Late Act 11 is marked by the introduction of a person called "Guy", who was misnamed Ace Penton and a very SUS figure. The first character to be introduced was called CORPSE HUSBAND on April 15th 2021. Obamaball was introduced after Corpse Husband's few pages of appearance. He began appreciating icons of Jesus Christ, and entered Basement 1 afterwards.

On Basement 1, Obamaball got some sick loot and got out. He began spinning and tried to examine his room. Unsurprisingly, he would find nothing. Then, ACE PENTON (Guy) gets the spotlight and tries to escape from a crime. The crime is "strangling Jade with his third arm." He would try to find a clever disguise but he wasn't confident in it, it reminds him of someone though (guess who that is). He then listens to some old records, one of which being "1932 George Olsen - Lullaby Of The Leaves (with vocal group)". His listening got interrupted when he got struck by lightning, curing his amnesia and now we have Guy. A pumpkin appears right next to Guy with a note saying: "you're dead". He takes off the clever disguise and senses that something is nearby.

Later on, CORPSE HUSBAND is introduced and is commanded by the HSD. The paragraph before this one describes another server commanding things. CORPSE HUSBAND bullies Big Slime and lowered his score on [insert penis joke]book to -413,000 by gaining Pope Linky's approval. He would then absorb the world, putting an end to Act 11.

## Act 69

"You have just BOARDED to escape a HUGE BITCH :BLUH :BLUH."

Act 12 has began with Guy escaping from Jade Harley, and the first few actions include him have pissing on a certain GREY ZONE. This GREY ZONE would later on be named the LAND OF FOOD AND DISMAY. In his perspective, it looks like his pee is disappearing in mid-air. He counts the acts and couldn't do jack shit, so for a while Act 12 became Act 69.

Guy looks at the moon, seeing Jade staring at him with a thousand Green Suns. He pulls out an HK417, and #altgen goes on a music frenzy as the command said "QUICK!! PICK YOUR MUSIC!!". Guy would be teleported to the GREY ZONE, where it is finally given a name. That name is the LAND OF FOOD AND DISMAY, with the inside joke "Food goes in the mouth" and the planet "LAND OF STUMPS AND DISMAY" as it's namesakes. The perspective shifts to Nutgear.

The next panel implies that the events of late Act 11 took place in June 2020. Nutgear is accompanied with an ascended Zomboe Tulshi and Tyzuigi, he holds a SHITGUN that Jade was holding. The fate of the viewport would be sealed when the viewports begin having fuchsia-colored cracks. Zomboe and Tyzuigi run away from Nutgear's position while he stands still, only to be killed. As soon as Tyzuigi starts massacring everyone on his path, the viewport explodes right before he could try to kill Jade next. Zomboe got killed by Tyzuigi. Tyzuigi escaped, but John's computer didn't survive.

Tyzuigi begins strifing Jade, and instead of AGGRESSING or ABSCONDING they'd offer Jade a rapoff. Both of them get teleported to ALTGEN, and Sovereign Shipper Meulin watches as things turn to Tyzuigi's favor. In the end, he would win and Meulin would puke to the point of being launched sky up and explodes. This marks the beginning of Nepeta as the new Sovereign Shipper, and the introduction of Chris and the Morgan. Both of them read a note and their thoughts are as follows:

*"Very anticlimactic, but you read the note anyway. Ships are possible? It's them damned liberals and brainlet conservatives! Hrngh! This is a very useless yet ominous note, you feel like the Purge is happening but with pairings from reading this! The actions of each character are unpredictable and are under the mercy of the more powerful Voices, they can tempt each of their subject to do anything as they please. Luckily, this planet along with original characters are immune due to the sheer insanity of your reality becoming Cupid's freehaven."*

## Mid-Act 12 [Intermissions and Act 12 proper]

Draco gets introduced, and his modus is found to be FUCK YOU as he tried to find his gun. Draco was tempted to shoot everyone inside his house, but due to the stupidity of his decision he decides not to. Tulip tries to aggress Draco, but to no avail as Jade made the bullets disappear in the middle of the rapoff. He then finds the enemy HQ with his MP5K and guns everyone down inside.

Tulip would search for the last HHGREGG, raiding it successfully and summons HH in the progress. Dave Strider is introduced, and tries to defend himself against the TAVROS JUJU. Due to his attempt to be racist, he gets flung across the room and bounces off his bed. He ejects a brick at the juju and wins the strife. He takes a selfie with the juju, only to chuck it out of the window and piss on it afterwards to curse more unfortunate people. Dave pesters Jade, only to call her a bitch.

### Intermission

Tulip goes into a LOFAD Olive Garden and robs all the breadstick. Astrid busts in and asks for a hard drink, seeing news of three bastards (Dave, Rose, Jade) invading LOFAD for whatever reason. LOFAD won't last very long, as it would last 4 days and 13 hours until Obamacare comes and destroys it. Astrid would have wild west shootout with Tulip in a thouroughly silly fashion and wins, killing her in the process. She now defends justice in the end of LOFAD.

END OF INTERMISSION

The perspective switches to Jade. LOFAD is destroyed in her perspective as it is MAY 2021 and not JUNE 2020. The agents of the Voices are teleported into her area, and a person she regrets killing 11 months ago is now a sprite. She tries to nap, but she gets spit on by none other than "Spit man". Spitstrife begins with an inconclusive result. She spams Gamzee and vents, resulting in him going sober due to the unfortunate timing of the incident.

The perspective switches to Gamzee Makara, she gets pestered by Nepeta and weirdly enough he speaks in a very Victorian manner to her even to the point of kindly informing her that he's gonna club someone. He turns on Murder Mode with the warhammer of Zillyhoo and sails to a boat. He arrives and almost decided to kill Nepeta, but said no to that.

### Intermission

Perspective switches to Draco, when he is about to kill an ascended Andrew Hussie. He gets teleported near Axol by Nutsprite, where he gets killed in Jade's room.

END OF INTERMISSION

Jade tries to ask what's up, but falls over her chair and cries for 20 minutes. Axol selfishly spins on her chair, and gets a boost from Oranjcream. It gets bad enough to the point a stranger had to pester her to stop crying, that stranger would be yet to be introduced tormentedArsenal. Both of them disappear in their respective ways, starting an intermission.

### Intermission

Perspective switches to Astrid, where she tries to heal Tulip with breadsticks and conventional methods only to be healed by Nutsprite.

END OF INTERMISSION

Jokr delivers the package to the wrong address, and that wrong address happens to be Dave's apartment. He pisses in the box and teleports it back. He would then piss in a jar with a Karkat figurine in it. He would then captchalogue it, starting yet another intermission!

### Intermission

The planet is about to get cut in half by Obamacare, as he crashed into LOFAD with an Obameteor. The Obameteor gets destroyed and with it, Jokr's satellite.

END OF INTERMISSION

Dave smokes the SOVEREIGN SHIPPER'S NEPETIZER, the highest quality catnip which gives the smoker a prophetic vision about potential ships. One of his drawings switch to a depiction of Dream followed by a label saying b00b69 below it. He would go to the kitchen, accidentally falling into a gate that leads to JULY 2020. A bucket with Draco's face appears, and Dave introduces himself as Ben Shapiro and states that laxatives don't care about his feelings, justifying eating/drinking them. He would then be kicked in the nuts, bringing him back to present day where he tries to play minesweeper and cries on his bed over a bunch of JOE MAMA popups.

Altgen reverses a mistake.

Jokr comes back and activates the improbability device. She would then smile at the hot LOFAD, before crashing through Dave Strider's apartment. He would try to pap the crying Dave, but he would get suplexed to Jade's apartment. Jade gets infuriated at the presence what looks like yet another agent of the Voices. Due to a command by Zuup, MITUNA VAST WHAM PROTECTION SYSTEMS v1.0 gets triggered, causing Jokr to be teleported away from the room. The viewport gets static due to the risk meter being 2.16% as there is no Mituna to block the viewport to prevent Nutsprite from being exposed to blasphemy, he would then break down and emit a harmless blue ray for thousands of light years. Jokr would then revive Draco by sticking a Portable Improbability Device on his exposed upper head, getting a high five. The Spit Man would wreak havoc again by spitting in the middle of a Dave and Jade kiss, gaining praise from Nutsprite as "his Albuterol" (an asthma inhaler thing idk).

That's about it for a recap.