Ringside Wars

Aaron Rift’s introduction to the event.

**Ringside Wars** is the third mega event of Season 8 of NoDQ CAW and the nineteenth mega event in the league's history. It hosts five matches.

## Matches

### Mario Bros. v Team 3-D

Aaron Rift explains the bragging rights up for grabs in this match.

Mario and Brother Ray enter a Test of Strength as Brother Devon gives Luigi a side headlock. Ray wins the Test of Strength and suplexes Mario. Luigi dropkicks Devon as Ray hits Mario with the Bubba Bomb. Ray gives Mario a top rope superplex and Devon gives Luigi a belly-to-belly suplex from the top rope. Devon dropkicks Luigi as Ray gives Mario a belly-to-belly suplex. Team 3-D give Luigi a spike piledriver. Mario gives Devon a takedown and Ray a bulldog. Luigi leaps onto Ray with a flying headbutt. Luigi puts Devon in a surfboard stretch but Ray breaks it up.

Mario gives Ray a bridging Tiger suplex but Devon breaks it up. Mario bulldogs Devon. The Mario Bros. attempt to give Ray the Mushroom Surprise but Devon rescues Ray at the last moment. Devon dropkicks Mario. Luigi arm drags Devon before giving him a Super Mario Stunner. Ray pins Mario as Luigi pins Devon but both only get a 2-count. Ray gives Luigi a top rope belly-to-belly suplex. Devon gives Mario a facecrusher. Team 3-D deliver the Whassup?! to Luigi and Devon makes the pin for a 1-count.

Mario scoopslams Devon and Luigi puts Ray in a Boston crab. Devon clotheslines Mario as Ray gets free of the hold. Team 3-D double suplex Luigi then deliver the 3-D to Mario. Devon pins Mario to win the match.

**Winners: Team 3-D**

### Spider-Man v Sabu – Falls Count Anywhere Match

Spider-Man hits Sabu with a double axe handle. Sabu responds with a dropkick and an elbow drop. Spider-Man tries a bulldog but Sabu dodges and hits Spider-Man with a springboard dropkick. Sabu tosses Spider-Man out of the ring then leaps onto him with a plancha followed by a springboard moonsault. Sabu returns Spider-Man to the ring and picks up a trash can, placing it over Spider-Man’s top half before hitting Spider-Man with a Springboard Dropkick. Sabu hooks Spider-man’s leg for a 2-count.

Sabu misses a dropkick and Spider-Man capitalises with a fisherman’s suplex and clothesline, followed by a springboard moonsault. Spider-Man connects with a top rope hurricanrana. Spider-Man hurls Sabu out of the ring before leaping onto him with a corkscrew plancha. Sabu returns fire with a dropkick then retrieves a table from under the ring, setting Spider-Man up on it before climbing the turnbuckles and hitting a Top Rope Leg Drop that sends Spider-Man crashing through the table. Sabu covers Spider-Man for a 2-count.

Spider-Man Irish whips Sabu back into the ring then leaps onto him with a springboard spinning heel kick for a 2-count. Spider-Man rolls Sabu up for another 2-count. Spider-Man clotheslines Sabu then Irish whips him into the corner before delivering harsh double axe handles blows to Sabu. Spider-Man picks Sabu up to his feet and delivers a series of Rolling German Suplexes. Spider-Man covers Sabu for a 2-count. Spider-Man gives Sabu a Dudley Dog but is surprised by the appearance of Captain Jack Sparrow who delivers a Pirate’s Plunge to both Spider-Man and Sabu. The lights go out as Sparrow’s music plays. When the lights come back up, Sparrow has stolen Spider-Man’s mask and Sabu’s genie pants!

Aaron Rift learns Spider-Man’s civilian identity.

Spider-Man rolls Sabu up for a 2-count. Sabu attempts a pullback clothesline but Spider-Man ducks under it and rolls him up for a close 2-count. Spider-Man clotheslines Sabu then clubs him in the back of the head. Spider-Man and Sabu climb opposing turnbuckles and leaps into one another, colliding in mid-air and sending Sabu hurtling to the ringside floor. Spider-Man Irish whips Sabu back into the ring and rolls him up with a La-Magistral cradle to collect the 3-count and the victory.

**Winner: Spider-Man**

### Sagat v Rhyno v Samoa Joe v Kurt Angle

Sagat enters wearing a T-shirt that states he is “Mr. 3-0”, referencing his win-loss record over Mr. Clean.

Aaron Rift comments on Sagat’s imaginary pinfall victory over Mr. Clean.

Rhyno scoopslams Kurt Angle. Samoa Joe gives Sagat a headlock takedown. Angle gives Rhyno a vertical suplex. Joe gives Sagat a neckbreaker and a series of kicks. Sagat takes Joe down with a judo takedown. Angle thrusts his shoulder into Rhyno in the corner. All four men brawl, exchanging strikes. Angle catches Joe with a dragon screw. Rhyno suplexes Joe out of the ring, then does the same to Sagat, dropping him on top of Joe. Sagat rams Angle and Rhyno’s heads together as the fight spills to the ringside area. Sagat gets a crutch from under the ring and Joe uses it against him.

Angle sets Joe up on a ringside commentary table but is distracted by Rhyno. Joe and Angle double suplex Sagat. Rhyno suplexes Angle as Joe gives Sagat another headlock takedown. Angle surprises Sagat with an Angle Slam. Joe Irish whips Angle onto the ringside commentary table then gives Angle the Muscle Buster through the table. Rhyno Irish whips Sagat into the ring apron. The fight returns to the ring. Rhyno blasts Sagat with a sledgehammer then gives Joe a series of knee lifts. Sagat hits Rhyno in the back with a Tiger Shot. Joe kicks all his opponents with force but is shutdown by a hip toss from Angle. Joe levels Sagat with a pullback clothesline before tossing Angle out of the ring. Everyone follows outside the ring. Sagat gets a sledgehammer and returns to the ring with it, as does Rhyno, receiving a blast from the hammer. Sagat chokes Rhyno with a Cat Fight Choke then makes the cover for a 3-count as Angle hits Joe with an Angle Slam.

**Winner: Sagat**

After the match, the Terminator enters the ring and fights Sagat, hitting him with the Dominator.

### Leatherface v Mick Foley – Hardcore Match

During Leatherface’s entrance, Aaron Rift announces on commentary that Mario Bros. will face Spider-Man and Batman for the NoDQ CAW Tag Team Championships at NoDQ CAW’s Main Event 4. Aaron announces that Sagat and the Terminator will also face one another at that event.

Both men pick up replica Championship belts and swing for one another but Mick Foley comes out on top. Foley picks up a crutch and hits Leatherface in the head with it. Leatherface climbs the turnbuckle and leaps at Foley but Foley knocks him out of the air with the crutch. Foley makes the cover but fails to get a count. Foley Irish whips Leatherface out of the ring, where he mounts and punches the OCM. Foley gives Leatherface a double-arm DDT and makes the cover for a 1-count. Foley rakes Leatherface’s eyes. Leatherface responds with a chop and a headbutt before grabbing the ring bell to hit Foley in the head. Leatherface throws Foley by the hair before retrieving a table. Leatherface hits Foley with the table then sets it up. Foley drags Leatherface up the ramp and suplexes him.

The fight heads further up the ramp until Foley knocks Leatherface down with a double axe handle. Foley brings the table up to the stage area and sets it up but Leatherface surprises him with a German suplex. Foley puts Leatherface in a sleeper hold but Leatherface gets free. Leatherface gives Foley another German suplex. Foley responds with a swinging neckbreaker and covers Leatherface for a 1-count. Foley gives Leatherface a sidewalk slam for another 1-count. Leatherface returns fire with a DDT for a 2-count. Leatherface slaps Foley then Irish whips him into the stage before knocking him down with a shoulder tackle for another 2-count.

Foley gives Leatherface an inverted DDT then repeatedly punches Leatherface in the face. Leatherface surprises Foley with a Demon Neck Crank for a 2-count. Leatherface attempts the Slice & Dice but Foley counters it into a back body drop. Leatherface headbutts Foley repeatedly. Foley gives Leatherface a Russian leg sweep then stomps on Leatherface’s thigh before locking in a sleeper hold, but Leatherface gets free and delivers a shoulder tackle. Leatherface gives Foley the Slice & Dice and makes the cover for a 2-count.

The two exchange strikes then Foley gives Leatherface a headlock takedown. Leatherface locks Foley into an abdominal stretch. Leatherface Irish whips Foley onto the table then climbs on top himself. Foley fights Leatherface off and delivers a Piledriver through the table. Foley recovers and pins Leatherface to pick up the 3-count and win the match.

**Winner: Mick Foley**

Aaron Rift commends the quality of the bout.

### Frankenstein v Abyss v Kane – Monsters Ball Match

Aaron Rift wonders if tonight might be the night Frankenstein finally loses a match.

The three men size one another up. They individually exchange strikes. Kane knocks Frankenstein down then give Abyss a Gorilla press slam. Frankenstein gives Kane a German suplex. Abyss and Kane delivers kneebreakers to their opponents. Abyss powerslams Frankenstein. Kane lifts Abyss by the neck and chokes him until Kane breaks it up to deliver a superplex to Kane. Abyss punches Frankenstein in the corner and Kane chokes Frankenstein with his boot. Kane gives Abyss a backbreaker. Frankenstein catches Kane with a sidewalk slam, only to receive a Lou Thesz press from Abyss.

Kane gives Frankenstein a sidewalk slam then lifts Frankenstein by the throat for a two-handed chokeslam. Frankenstein chokes Abyss with his foot until Kane breaks it up. Abyss gives Kane a backdrop but falls prey to a powerbomb from Frankenstein. Kane gives Frankenstein a sidewalk slam. Frankenstein responds with an uppercut. Frankenstein attempts a Monster Bomb on Kane but it is countered into a back drop. Abyss back drops Kane for a 1-count. Kane gives Frankenstein a knee lift and a side slam for a 2-count. Kane attempts a Chokeslam From Hell to Abyss but Abyss fights it off and kicks Kane repeatedly.

Frankenstein lifts Abyss for a slam but Kane leaps onto both with a double axe handle. Kane dives onto Abyss with an elbow drop from the top rope and makes the cover but Frankenstein breaks it up at the count of 2. Abyss Irish whips Frankenstein into the ropes but Frankenstein fights him off with a boot to the mid-section before giving him a scoopslam. Kane spins Frankenstein around into a Chokeslam From Hell. Kane hooks Frankenstein’s leg for a 2-count.

Abyss gives Frankenstein a facecrusher then gives Kane a Spinning Powerbomb before making the cover for a 2-count. Frankenstein gets Kane in a Bear Hug but Abyss breaks it up. Abyss and Kane work together and give Frankenstein a spike piledriver. Kane uppercuts Abyss off his feet and covers Frankenstein for a 2-count. Frankenstein attempts a Monster Bomb on Kane and is again countered into a back drop. Frankenstein misses a Big Boot to Abyss then has his Monster Bomb to Abyss countered into another back body drop. Kane attempts a Chokeslam From Hell to Abyss but Abyss blocks it, but falls prey to a second attempt. Frankenstein catches Kane with a Monster Bomb but then pins Abyss for a 2-count. Abyss pins Kane but Kane has recovered enough to kick out at 2.

Abyss gives Kane a Spinebuster but immediately receives a Big Boot from Frankaenstein, who then covers Kane for a 2-count. Frankenstein puts Kane in a Bear Hug and Abyss again breaks it up. Abyss gives Frankenstein a Flatliner and makes the cover for a 2-count. Frankenstein gives Abyss a sitdown powerbomb into a pin but Kane breaks up the cover. Kane dodges a Big Boot from Frankenstein and gives Frankenstein a Russian leg sweep. Kane attempts a Chokeslam From Hell on Abyss but Abyss blocks it and delivers a Spinning Powerbomb. Frankenstein bodyslams Abyss then lifts him for a Monster Bomb, which knocks Kane down in the process. Frankenstein hooks Abyss’ leg for the 3-count to win the match.

**Winner: Frankenstein**

After the match, Aaron Rift announces on commentary that Frankenstein’s next NoDQ CAW Championship defence will be at NoDQ CAW’s Main Event 4 against Superman.

## Debuts

* Brother Ray
* Brother Devon
* Sabu
* Samoa Joe
* Rhyno
* Mick Foley
* Abyss

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