Auditor M.I6 7vC

"Something smells rotten down here, yuck." - Advisor DQ

# Hey! You found a secret! Good goin'!

## Overview

Auditor M, or Mikey as most workers call him, is the ultimate punishment any Auditor can receive. Luckily, after seeing what it had done to him, the higher ups decided this was a penance most cruel, and decided that any Auditors who deserved punishment afterward would simply be killed, but he was never free, and he never will be.

His old look used to resemble a clown's makeup pattern, with balloon-like hands.

He was later turned into a regular human with no genitalia, which is what he remains as mostly.

## Biography

Cases began popping up frequently about workers entering Auditor M's testing rooms in order to assist him, and never leaving, which normally happens with lesser trained employees, but this seemed quite different.

Even the most experienced of Observers, Janitors, and Extractionists, were all never seen again after entering his rooms. Advisors DQ and Lee sent in spies to follow along with a Janitor wearing a body cam, to see what would happen.

Sure enough, the Janitor did his job, and then found himself on top of a giant makeshift blender after a few minutes of mopping, before being teleported back to the hallways. This evidence was enough to bring to corporate, and Auditor M dissapeared for a few days.

A week after, Worker controlled Prison Block TX-8808 recieved a transaction said to be *directly* from the higher ups, and a few Extractionists were sent down to claim it. The testing chamber was cleared, and Advisor Beelz overlooked the whole thing.

There must have been thirty or so guards standing in front of that elevator, guns all drawn, flinching at every ding that signified the cabin was coming ever closer.

It reached the end, and the doors slid open to reveal a naked human. Many of the guards laughed, with some approaching him, checking him out and giving a thumbs up to the window, before all of the lights flickered out, and the room began to illuminate with nothing but, flashlights, and soon, gunfire.

A horrendous, inhuman scream ran through the room, and echoed throughout the ventilation of the whole block, that turned into a gurgled chuckle that nearly overpowered the screaming of the guards.

The lights chunned back on, and the human, now a meaty mass of organ and keratin, crackled and morphed back into a person-like shape, before he was picked up by the foot by some unseen force, and thrust through the vents, screeching the same wicked yell as he clunked against every wall, eventually ending up in a deep, dark cell at the end of the Cell Block.

Auditor I later confessed that he and Auditor B were late to transport the monstrosity, who was revealed to be Audtior M, brutally shoved inside of a human sack. A shell that was too small to contain any being like an Auditor, was now bursting at every seam for the rest of its life, forced to sit in a little black box, at the end of the hall.

Now whenever an engineer is sent to change a bulb, or a doctor is taking notes in the observational chasm, they all report the same thing.

"It smells rotten."

## Abilities & Weaknesses

### Abilities

Immortality

Body Morphing

Technological manipulation

### Weaknesses

Constant discomfort and pain

Loss of memory

No grasp on any language or form of speech

## Trivia

* This is yet another story not connected to PWNage, but to the story made up by Lobsterbike and Wakefulslinky to justify their actions while playing People Playground, which can be learned at a later date. Basically, The Playground is a type of Hell, where people are rotated around with Auditors (the players of PPG), in order to be tortured for their misdeeds during life. The Workers (Janitors and such) are just people working there, and statistically shouldn't be killed by any antics, so it's frowned upon if they are, which is why M was punished so severely for the ACTIVE killing of workers.

* His condition is possibly one of the most torturous imaginable. An Auditor's "brain" contains the knowledge of literally ANYTHING capable of being known when they are created. Humans cannot even begin to understand a fraction of their knowledge, so for this Auditor to be crudely stuffed inside a human body is unjust. Think of it as having a universe in your mind, and then being stuffed into a tin can, it's not all gonna fit, so for a big part of his brain being about unqualified murder, that's about all the flesh suit can keep.

* Auditor M's stench does not come from his skin, but from his mouth always being open, exposing the smell of the constantly dying and renewing organs within his gullet.
* His transformations are similar to how the alien transforms in the movie "The Thing".
* His screaming is similar to the sounds made by the adaptation of SCP-096 in his short film, and his laughter sounds like The Predator's from the end of the movie.
* He was cursed by Corporate to have his body constantly regenerate, in order to make sure that he will never leave it again. He will NEVER experience the sweet death he put onto others that were not ready for it.
* His guarded Codename, Cicada6, comes from the sound he makes their microphones make by interfering with them.