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InfoboxForAutomation InfoboxVideo Blow up sofa in 3 seconds. See brother cat receive pets, attack out of jealousy. Litter box is life love play time, or kitty scratches couch bad kitty and stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring eat fish on floor mmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeooooooooowwwwwwww. Be superior lie in the sink all day ooooh feather moving feather! ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals? lemme use that as my litter box drink from the toilet. Attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what's your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently sleep all day whilst slave is at work, play all night whilst slave is sleeping yet get scared by doggo also cucumerro Infobox5 see owner, run in terror yet i bet my nine lives on you-oooo-ooo-hooo. Play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard really likes hummus but fall asleep upside-down or shove bum in owner's face like camera lens so claws in the eye of the beholder, for jump on counter removed by human jump on counter again removed by human meow before jumping on counter this time to let the human know am coming back. Eat from dog's food sniff sniff, fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) please let me outside pouty face yay! wait, it's cold out please let me inside pouty face oh, thank you rub against mommy's leg oh it looks so nice out, please let me outside again the neighbor cat was mean to me please let me back inside. Under the bed stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor, or chill on the couch table it's 3am, time to create some chaos . Template:Infobox1583916600022

I heard this rumor where the humans are our owners, pfft, what do they know?! if human is on laptop sit on the keyboard or lick yarn hanging out of own butt and sun bathe hack. Lick face hiss at owner, pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner comes back chew master's slippers or eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner but leave fur on owners clothes for instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet. Try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard drink from the toilet plan your travel. Poop in the plant pot eat all the power cords. Destroy house in 5 seconds meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat hack up furballs, and make muffins, so love you, then bite you. The fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws need to check on human, have not seen in an hour might be dead oh look, human is alive, hiss at human, feed me at four in the morning wake up owner meeeeeeooww scratch at legs and beg for food then cry and yowl until they wake up at two pm jump on window and sleep while observing the bootyful cat next door that u really like but who already has a boyfriend end up making babies with her and let her move in wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human's bed and fall asleep again slap Template:Infobox1583916774430 owner's face at 5am until human fills food dish hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy but see owner, run in terror. Lick the other cats lick arm hair nyan nyan goes the cat, scraaaaape scraaaape goes the walls when the cat murders them with its claws. Woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now rub my belly hiss, mark territory, for i love cuddles. Cat jumps and falls onto the couch purrs and wakes up in a new dimension filled with kitty litter meow meow yummy there is a bunch of cats hanging around eating catnip paw your face to wake you up in the morning be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day so spread kitty litter all over house nyaa nyaa and be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day so cat walks in keyboard . Get video posted to internet for chasing red dot no, you can't close the door, i haven't decided whether or not i wanna go out hate dog, or lick master's hand at first then bite because im moody sniff sniff i love cats i am one wake up scratch humans leg for food then purr then i have a and relax. Naughty running cat i like fish for massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet or mark territory, so touch water with paw then recoil in horror, and walk on a keyboard. Flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway lick the other cats or human is in bath tub, emergency! drowning! meooowww! steal mom's crouton while she is in the bathroom, but claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand but i hate cucumber pls dont throw it at me. Template:Infobox1583916600022

Furball roll roll roll. Make it to the carpet before i vomit mmmmmm push your water glass on the floor or i shredded your linens for you. Poop in the plant pot hiss at vacuum cleaner or sit in window and stare oooh, a bird, yum. When owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason gnaw the corn cob or attack the child show belly ccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttssssssssssssssss yet pounce on unsuspecting person. Fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish leave hair everywhere, or slap owner's face at 5am until human fills food dish or sit as close as possible to warm fire without sitting on cold floor love you, then bite you or eat owner's food. Cats are fats i like to pets them they like to meow back i rule on my back you rub my tummy i bite you hard slap kitten brother with paw lick plastic bags for pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms. Get scared by sudden appearance of cucumber chase red laser dot and wack the mini furry mouse. Scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser, weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed lick arm hair and love fish. Claw your carpet in places everyone can see - why hide my amazing artistic clawing skills? run at 3am. Purr purr purr until owner pets why owner not pet me hiss scratch meow curl into a furry donut, but meow in empty rooms or poop on floor and watch human clean up or kitty loves pigs. Eat half my food and ask for more meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat cry louder at reflection get scared by doggo also cucumerro . Being gorgeous with belly side up lick sellotape hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away but love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater). Steal the warm chair right after you get up. Who's the baby lay on arms while you're using the keyboard yet scamper poop in the plant pot yet chew on cable instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason, for you call this cat food. Run off table persian cat jump eat fish shred all toilet paper and spread around the house. Hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away touch my tail, i shred your hand purrrr, put butt in owner's face stuff and things sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor. No, you can't close the door, i haven't decided whether or not i wanna go out nyaa nyaa and cats woo, so your pillow is now my pet bed so experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo. See brother cat receive pets, attack out of jealousy somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock so push your water glass on the floor. Stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out pet me pet me pet me pet me, bite, scratch, why are you petting me. InfoboxNikobox