City of Mutations

City of Mutations was a campaign run by Looweeja

## Characters

* Tropingenie as Elizabeth May, an environmental politician turned Sneaky Bastard

* ArcaneBacon as Gingledoof the Mad, the Mad Sorcerer looking for revenge

* Arch Gamemaster as Makalamah and Sarvoth, the two Unhinged Priests who are basically the same person

* Zerxrez as Murderhobo, the Brutal Fighted banished because of tetanus

* Zerxrez as Harry Beardbeard, Archangel of Mutation

## Campaign

### Session 1

Gingledoof the Mad, Elizabeth May, Murderhobo, and Makalamah awoke as the train the were on suddenly stopped and they were thrown against the wall of the train cart. The conductor came to talk to them and reminded them of the situation. They had promised to pay him if he dropped them off at the “Holy City” the previous night. So, he let them tag along. Sadly, them being Murderhobos and all, they killed him, that is, after they got any useful information from him. Elizabeth May stabbed him in the throat with her long dagger, and then his head was knocked off by Gingledoof and one of his bats (metal bat).

The merry murders then thought it best to derail the train and blow it up. Because of course they did.

Once the train was derailed, they journeyed down the steep mountainous area into the city. Makalamah collected lots of plant life in jars. Initially grass, and the closer to the city the bunch of bastards got, the weirder the plant life got. Hair, fingers, teeth and ears all growing out of the ground or out of plants and flowers made from scaly flesh. Fruit with tiny faces on it screaming in constant agony and that bit at anyone who tried to remove them.

Makalamah began creating a stew with all the ingredients, and to those party members capable of smelling, the stew smelled sweet, almost fruity. And then they each took turns drinking it...

Elizabeth May was rewarded with eye growths, Murderhobo with a gelatinous pony tail half the size of his body and a liquid metal man bun, Gingledoof was rewarded with an organic leather cape which grew from his shoulder blades and wrist bones and could act as a squirrel suit of sorts. Unfortunately, Makalamah was less lucky. He started by getting tentacled stone claws on his feet, and then an engorged claw the mass of his body which grew from his organs and exploded out his back, which killed him. The Claw continued to live even if Makalamah didn’t and so the murderhobos had to do what they do best. Murder!

It didn’t take too long, but it was a tough fight. Gingledoof made the killing blow, and turned the claw into a pile of ash. And then the group moved on as if nothing happened.

Once entering the city, they came across a new Murderhobo companion. Another Unhinged Priest, like their previous party member. This guy was called Sarvoth though, and he was completely different, I promise! And so, the upbeat butchers continued onwards as if nothing happened. Sarvoth drank some of the mutation stew and grew spongy organs on his legs.

As they headed towards the castle, they came upon 3 other Murderhobos, who warned of Knights/Paladins who guard the castle. Sarvoth, Elizabeth May and Murderhobo all attempted persuading these fellow fiends to join them and mutate, but they refused. Our blessed bunch of killers began drinking the juice of mutation.

Elizabeth May grew the face of Justin Trudeau on the back of her head, two weeping pores in her stomach, and four furred orifices that lead to a pocket dimension a quarter the size of herself.

Sarvoth grew an engorged head twice the size of his own, and the spongey organs on his legs made a nice little tail for him to move around on, as his own legs were partially absorbed into his head.

Gingledoof took no more.

Murderhobo’s tongue and feet were swapped, and he screamed incoherently to drink some more, and his neck and organs switched places and his head became attached by his intestines. Then his organs became fruit, and he grew long leathery fingers in the place of legs. And finally, he became a walking, sentient liquid. That liquid? The mutation stew. And him? Well he became living (or once living) persona of Mutations: Harry Beardbeard.

Having seen enough, the three wicked witnesses attacked and the newly mutated party members made short work of the fearful foes, mutating and then killing them.

After smashing skulls with bats and exploding men to tiny bits, the party headed towards the castle...

## OOC

This campaign was run on the Murderhobos system.

This campaign takes plays in the year 5124