Super Duper Bad One

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## Background information

### Books

*Parry Rotter and the Quest for Evil
Abercoln and the Quest for Neutrality* (mentioned)

## Character information

### Likes

evil, destruction, chaos, killing innocent people, acquiring power, tormenting and trying to kill Parry Rotter

### Powers and abilities

Wizard Physiology
Malevolence Embodiment

### Type of Character

Parodic Dark Lord

*"Let the Earth and heavens render me afloat with their tears of hopelessness! For I have a Senior Wand! And Senior Wands mean gazillions of dead corpses! Mwa-ha-ha!"*
―The Super Duper Bad One[src]
The **Super Duper Bad One**, also known as **Mr. NoHead**, is a Dark wizard. He is the primary antagonist in *Parry Rotter and the Quest for Evil*.

## Biography

### Early life and reign

*"He was born in Badnessville many years ago. He was problematic even by their standards. Why, they say he was born with a birthmark reading '666'!"*
―Voldewart[src]
The Super Duper Bad One was born in the hellish realm of Badnessville, where he quickly gained prominence for his problematic behavior. Rumor had it that he had a '666' birthmark. Growing tired of his homeworld, he destroyed it, becoming an omnicidal maniac at the age of eight. He eventually went to Great Britain on Earth so he could attend Hogsicle School of Wizardry and Witchcraft, mostly so he could have a wand, and subsequently graduated. His eighteenth birthday came forward, and to celebrate coming of age, he destroyed another planet. It was at this point that the Super Duper Bad One set out to find a career that would help him to eradicate the Muggle-borns and rule over Earth himself, subjugating wizards and Muggles alike. Some followed the Dark Lord out of fear of his immense power, while others served out of fanatical loyalty. The Super Duper Bad One massacred millions during his rise to power, and tortured people for days in public executions as he fed off their suffering.

In the mix, he erected a dark fortress as a base of operations. He set up several obstacles that attacked anyone except Dark wizards. Two of the obstacles were Death Givers and Demon's Glare, and presumably there were others. At some point, the Super Duper Bad One erected a Horcrux on his first kill and concealed it within the body of a malicious weasel named Voldewart. In 1981, the parents of Parry Rotter scratched the paint on his helicopter, and he murdered them in a blind rage.

### The final year

#### Meeting the Trio

Ten years after said double homicide, Parry Rotter learned of the aforementioned homicides, and realized the Super Duper Bad One had to be stopped. Along with his two friends, R. Weasel and Hermy, they encountered the Super Duper Bad One in the forest. The Super Duper Bad One engaged the three of them, but became shocked by their ability to hold him off despite being First years. Parry did not know very many spells, and R. Weasel kept tripping over his robes. Hermy, however, noticed the Super Duper Bad One's pattern, and ultimately turned the tables, forcing the Super Duper Bad One to Disapparate.

#### Seeking the Senior Wand

Returning to his fortress, the Super Duper Bad One realized he would need to find the Senior Wand, which would allow him maximum superiority over Parry. Two days after the duel, the Super Duper Bad One interrogated a wandmaker named Grindevitch for information on said wand. Grindevitch insisted that Parry had stolen it from him in the night (in truth, Parry had promised to hide it for the wandmaker). After thanking him sardonically, the Super Duper Bad One assaulted his victim with a Rug Curse before leaving.

From there, he quickly found the Senior Wand. He used a Levitation Charm to summon it, and it flew into his hand. Delighting in the chaos he could now wreak, the Super Duper Bad One gave it a twirl, realizing that he was now more powerful than most. This event was witnessed by Parry in a vision.

#### Duel in the Fortress

Intending to lure Parry Rotter to him so he could destroy him and get his Horcrux back, the Super Duper Bad One killed all plant life in the country of Scotland with a single curse, thanks to the phenomenal power granted unto him by the Senior Wand. Thanks to Staimond and Linderva, Parry was able to deduce that the Super Duper Bad One already had the Senior Wand. As a result, Parry and his friends flew to the Super Duper Bad One's fortress. Linderva reminded Parry that the Super Duper Bad One was after him, though she doubted Parry would stand a chance against the superior wand. Parry and the others left and set off to the Super Duper Bad One's dark fortress. The Super Duper Bad One laid in wait as the children bypassed the Dark Lord's obstacles. But no sooner had Parry introduced himself, than Abercoln and the other Jedi burst in and attacked. The Super Duper Bad One cast the Rug Curse at the new arrivals, knocking the Jedi unconscious.

Parry insisted that nobody used the aforementioned curse on Jedi and lived, before challenging the Super Duper Bad One to a danceoff. The Super Duper Bad One saw his chance to kill Parry at a whim while he was dancing, so he reluctantly agreed.

#### Death

For the event, Parry Rotter turned on Cher Lloyd's "Swagger Jagger" (angering Hermy and R. Weasel, who were watching). Parry began to dance, moving his limbs and his wand, as did the Super Duper Bad One. After the song ended, the Super Duper Bad One turned on "Friday" by Rebecca Black instead, and R. Weasel ducked away while Hermy rolled her eyes. Parry raised his wand and fired the Flame Curse at the Super Duper Bad One, knocking him into a wall. He proceeded to disarm the villain with a well-placed Disarming Charm, and the Senior Wand fell into Hermy's hand. Hermy handed it to him and begged him to play something different, which Parry agreed to do. While "A Night on Bald Mountain" played, Parry proceeded to cast the Death Curse on the Super Duper Bad One, though it did not work because he mispronounced it as "Abra Kadabra". Hermy told him how to pronounce it, and Parry tried again. This time, the Super Duper Bad One was successfully eradicated, leading to a major victory for Parry and his friends.

### Legacy

The Super Duper Bad One's death became a crucial factor that prompted the Lives in Sin Guy to come out of hiding.

## Personality and traits

Through his own nature, the Super Duper Bad One speedily developed into a power-crazed megalomaniac of the worst kind, having massacred millions simply to satisfy his inexorable craving for anguish. He is as immoral as he is determined and focused on defeating Parry Rotter. In fact, unlike many other Dark Lords, this one's main motivation is his total obsession with either killing or beating Parry, and thus he puts less focus on scheming up ways to seize power and more on devising death traps and ways to befall his nemesis. He makes no attempt to hide his goals, once bluntly stating that he really doesn't have much other motivation in life.

Outside of his obsession with destroying Parry Rotter, the Super Duper Bad One is concerned with beating him at just about anything. He takes great pride in even the most minor of victories, like when he threw a horseshoe further than Parry did in the forest, and thinks that his accomplishments will anger or invoke the jealousy of his rival. He possesses no attachment to anything that does not benefit him, viewing his followers as nothing more than pawns to carry out his tasks, only valuing their usefulness.

Truly wrathful, the Super Duper Bad One is capable of explosive and violent fits of rage which renders him unpredictable. His rage would always get the better of him, as shown when he interrogated Grindevitch. In spite of his failures, the Super Duper Bad One believes deeply in his "unprecedented" superiority and is arrogant enough to believe that he has the upper hand at any given moment and that this may lead to Parry's downfall. Thus, he is totally enraged whenever his plot is foiled or when Parry outsmarts him, as well as whenever he loses or appears to be losing.

The Super Duper Bad One also has an undying hatred of Muggle-borns. In fact, his beliefs are far more extreme than an average racist. Despite his hatred of them, he treated it with less importance than his obsession with Parry's head, an obsession which inevitably leads to his downfall.

## Powers

**Dark Wizard Physiology/Malevolence Embodiment**: The Super Duper Bad One has powers over black magic, being capable of minor feats such as giving magically induced rug burns to Jedi Knights as well as major feats such as destroying entire worlds.

## Possessions

* **Wand**: The Super Duper Bad One went to school just to get this wand. However, he hated it for not helping him kill Parry, and so he cast it aside.
* **Senior Wand**: The Super Duper Bad One took this wand so he could kill Parry with it.

## Trivia

* The Super Duper Bad One is a parody of literary Dark Lords.

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 *Parry Rotter and the Quest for Evil*
2. ↑ *Abercoln and the Quest for Neutrality*

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