Top 10 Launchpadders that CHEATED

## **Summary**

Is an extremely controversial video that NoahTunesLaunchpad created at 5 Dec 2019. This video was one of his most searched videos as it was somewhat an attack on the Launchpad community and some of the most well renowned launchpadders that could rival with his majesty, NoahTunesLaunchpad. The video was a list of certain times and events of which these launchpadders cheated their skill on the instrument to gain profit. The video also acted as a reminder to the community to make legitimate products out of launchpads and skills.

The video is the first instalment of the Launchpadders that CHEATED trilogy.

## **Controversy**

Kaskobi was originally in the video at places 8 and 1. When the creator himself saw the video, he saw NoahTune's growth as a threat to the reputation he has build for the past 7 years. Kaskobi forced NoahTunes to take down the video, but NoahTunes just uploaded a re-edit of the video without Kaskobi. NoahTunes took a huge hit in viewership, losing an estimated 150 views. Other creators featured in the video seemed to enjoy it.

## **Script**

"Yo what’s up guys, this is NoahTunes Launchpad with a different style of YouTube video. After only getting 100 subs after 2 years of working so hard, pumping out tonnes of incredible videos on a regular basis, I found out that I was doing this whole “YouTuber” thing the wrong way. Here on YouTube, you don’t need to be creative, you just need to be able to profit off other people creativity, in the form of TOP 10 LISTS. So let just jump right into the video.

The Launchpad community is a vicious and competitive field, and sinister “creators” such as SoNevable and Pro Launchpadder will do whatever it takes to come out on top. Even if this means cheating. So let’s just jump right into the List of the top ten launchpadders that cheated… After this long intro to boost watch time.

At number 10, Lumin. Lumin is a fairly underrepresented launchpadders in the community, and his lightshows are ok, I guess. But in his most popular youtube video, Lumin subtly cheats, specifically, in his Silent, the Place launchpad cover. If you can look past all of the effect, you notice that Lumin doesn’t actually press the buttons in him cover, meaning that he put absolutely no effort into the video. If only there was some term that imply that a song was not a performance and just a lightshow. But that doesn’t matter, let’s just jump right back into the list.

At number 9, Youtube. Youtube and I have a very close rivalry for the past couple years, but lately, Youtube stooped to a new low and CHEATED. After realising that they couldn’t beat me in a fair battle, Youtube resorted to DEMONITISING MY VIDEOS. My videos are now probably making thousands of dollars for Youtube while I am getting no money. This is so unfair. I mean, it’s not like I just downloaded a song off the internet and made a cover of it without the original artist’s permission haha…  (Alan Walker please let me use your songs).

At number 8, InspirAspir. Known for his unique videos, funny personality, and amazing Launchpad tutorials, InspirAspir is the perfect channel to for people trying to extend their knowledge of music production, and launchpad performances. In one of his most popular videos, this channel features a segment where InspirAspir isn’t even pressing the buttons, yet music is still playing. This may imply that every single one of his launchpad covers are FAKED. As soon as InspirAspir found out I was going to expose him, he quickly changed the credit in the video from himself, to a musician that goes by the name of DJGhostBoy. Shifting the blame InspirASpir, I don’t think so. Now the whole launchpad community knows about your shenanigans.

At number 7, Lachlan the Fornite youtuber. In his video “How to use the NEW “launch pad” in Fortnite: Battle Royale, Lachlan gets away with cheating online, UNTIL NOW. This man uses the success of the “Launchpad” to promote this small game, Fornite. But that is not where the cheating comes in. Lachlan uses aimbot to make sure that he achieves a victory royale, whatever that means. Sadly, there is not video evidence of him cheating any more, he probably removed the video out of shame. Now, I can put the “fornite” related tags in my video in good intention, for that sweet watch time… I mean promoting my interests to a new demographic.

At number 6, Evasel.

There isn’t really evidence that Evasel has cheated, but there is no way that that channel has more subscribers than me. This is why Evasel makes number 6 on our list.

At number 5, InspirAspir, aggaaaain. Once again InspirAspir has been caught violating the community’s trust again. This time, he himself isn’t cheating, but he is encouraging other music producers to cheat in order to become a popular launchpadders. In this video of his, he discourages people from producing their own project files. Absolutely disgraceful behaviour from one of our favourite content creators.

At number 4, SoNevable. SoNevable doesn’t cheat very often on his channel, either that, or he hides all of his cheating really well, this why it was a surprise to see him at number 4 on this list. In his latest youtube video, Nev plays: Breakfast. Nev makes a video on the very popular trend of getting everyday audio, and making it into a song. This art has been popularised by Andrew Huang, and Jake Paul… oh wait, actually tries to make his songs sound nice, I thought he was trying to do some stock sounds only challenge. Anyway, Nev does a good job of getting some nice sounds, but for a couple of frames in the video, we can see him using SAUSAGE FATTENER. This was clearly meant to be kept a secret, but this little editing slips up may have cause SoNevable his entire career. Now, let’s just jump right into our top 3 launchpadders on our list.

At number 3, Pro Launchpadder. First of all, what type of youtube channel name is that? I feel like you put the name “Launchpad” in your name just so that you’re the first recommendation when people search up launchpad. What type of fool puts launchpad in their name? One reoccurring trend on Pro Launchpadder’s channel is his Central Bass Boost promotion videos. There are a couple issue here, so let’s just roll the clip. If you look really closely at this launchpadder’s cover, you will notice that he doesn’t actually play the music. Yes, he may be pressing the buttons, but he is just playing the song over the top, as evident by the lack of stuttering the song has. I personally am very disappointed, I think that there should be a way of telling the audience that the launchpad cover isn’t triggering the audio you hear.

At number 2, NOVATION THEMSELVES. Novation are known for a lot of things, releasing the launchpad… But what they’re not know for is there, CHEATING. This cheating has gone unnoticed for an incredible amount of time until now. In Novation’s video titled: Novation launchpad – Official Promo. The first ever launchpadder is seen playing the, yet to be launched, launchpad. In one part of the showcase, this man is seen only playing a drum line once, but the drum line still persists for the next couple bars. This indicates that he is using a LOOPER. A special technique that is banned in the competitive launchpad scene.

Finally, AT NUMBER 1, Kaskobi’s Shape of You cover. This cover is objectively the best launchpad cover in the history of launchpad covers. As evident from the view count, and as we all know, views indicate quality. Since Kaskobi is already at number 9 on our list, I will make this quick, unless we haven’t hit 10 minutes yet. For year this launchpad cover has been the king of all covers, topping every top ten list out there… and I’m not breaking any trends. I personally can’t take credit for making this discovery, for this the credit goes to MAZA, a person trying to gain views of putting big YouTuber’s names in his or her video. In this very recent, well received video, MAZA tries to play the legendary lightshow, with little success. The video concludes that the cover is humanly not possible to play, and thus Kaskobi cheated.

FINALLY AT NUMBER 1, Skrillex’s Equinox by SoNevable. This video is the 4th most viewed launchpad cover ever, and as we all know, views indicate quality. But being serious, this is probably the hardest to play launchpad cover ever, and it looks absolutely incredible, but is the video too hard? Luckily for me the tutorial project is free so, I downloaded the cover to see if the cover was even possible to play. As you can see, I, an absolute professional, can barely play the left hand of this impossible song, let alone both hands. I think it is obvious to everyone that SoNevable, is probably a robot.

There you have it, ladies and gentlemen, the top 10 launchpadder youtubers that CHEATED. Make sure to SMASH SUBSCRIBE, LEAVE A COMMENT, AND DROP A LIKE IF YOU ENJOYED THE VIDEO, and dislike if you didn’t like it. Why would I say that?

Oh also, thanks for 100 subs"