The Cliche Greely Story :D

LET'S COLLAB AGAIN AND MAKE A CLICHE GREELY STORIES. THERE ARE A FEW, BUT LET'S START SMALL.

## Daughter of Greely

This is supposed to be cliche. Just a little reminder.

## CHAPTER ONE - MY EMO FATHER (AnonymousDaFox)

HAI MY NAME IS EBONY. I'M GREELY'S KID. He is very emo. His emo-ness was inherited by MOI. My mo t h er is PECK.

I am black and gray with purple swirls and dark blu eyes.

AND DIS is meh LIFE STORY. Be prEpaRED. It is DRAMATIC

## CHAPTER TWO- DONT BELIEVE MEH?!? (Shilohthebeagle)

So I was in Jamaa ToWnship, looking for my frens, Mickieeee and TOPEKA. They are the bes frens mony could buy!

And, while I was waiteng, I saw one of my fathers fanngirls shouuting,"GREELYS MY DAD!!STAY AWAY, HE LOVES ME, NOT U!!" So I went over to tem and said,"GOURLS GREELY IS MY FATHER, NOT YOURS!!! LyARS! I'M REPORTING YOU 20,00,000 TIMES!" then I did. The fans said back,"I DON'T BELIEVE YOU, LIL DWAG!!!!!!!! L O S ER B O I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I then instead of reporting them, I ran and told my dad that, and he settted them straight.... And all in a pretzel shape? Weirud.

## CHAPTER THREE - OK, HEre' TEh TRUTH (AnonymousDaFox)

OK, so I wuz actly adoupted by GREELY when I wuz abandoned b y mi other pARent s. Tey lef my i n a BOX on teh s i d e of th rad. Geely and Pek fondu me. They tok cae of meh. I wnat REVENGE on meh old bad paroots who HAT MEH. AND IDK Y.

## Chapter 4: TrAcKiNg MaI pArEnTs ThAt HaT mEh (Shilohthebeagle)

So I gOt PeCkY mOmMy To HeLp MeH gEt ReVeNge.

They are in a nurSing hoam in LA! Muhaha, actually Jamaa TOwnshippe.

I went to the nurzing home, then a laddeeeee wearing rewd on whiate said to meh,"U R 2 Y O U N G T O B E H E R E ! !" Then I said, "OH RELLY?! IM EBONY, DAUGHTER OF GRECK! BOW BEFORE MEH!!"

She screamed as loud as a freight train, then bowed and then said,"AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOUR SOOPER OLD PARENTS ARE IN ROOOOM 8644689063298532112345780987644321 G!!!!! PLS DON'T HORT MEHHHH!!!!!! AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!?! IMMA DIE NOW." Then, all de sudden, she died! Right in front of meh! Oh noes! Anyway. So I went to room 8644689063298532112345780987644321 G and I saw mai soooper olde parents there!

"Jello there, noodles! I'm EBONY, daughter of Greck! I'm ur daughter and you are gonna dai now! BUYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" I WARMLy gReeTed tem.

"AIIIIIIIEEEEEEE MAI DOTHER IS BAK TO KIL USS!!!!! AIIIIEEE!!!" MAI SOOPER OLDE MOMAI SCREAMED. "Oh hoes! Might as well accept fate! BUURRPP!!" MAI SOOOOOOOOPER OLDE DADDEEEE BURPED, JIGGLING HIS SOOOPER FAT BELLI. "Oh Perry! Couldn't you've loosen some pounds before u die?!? You r gonna look like dat 4 ever!!" My sooper older mommai said.

Then, I got out a nife, then I yeeted it at dadai! Then, I threw mommai out the windoe!

## CHAPATER 4 OR SOMESING: AaAsasaAsaAbhakfcaAjnawehucnAAAAAA

DEN DEY DIEDED! MOOMY PECKY TOK meh BacK hOM. TEN, GrEElY SURPRIED MOi Sayin I was GONG TO COLLEDGE. 2 UNIVERCITY!?!?!?!? I WAS SOOOO EXITED I SCREMED.

## Must Go To Colloge To Get A Degree (Shilohthebeagle)

"You must pack your things now, darling, you must go to collge to get a degree, now say goodbye, goodbye!" Mommi Peck posh-ly told me, have one paw shunning me, with da otter one on her face. "BUT, I DONT WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE!" I yelled. Then, Dadi Greeeely walked in the room, with my bag. "COLLEGE TIME!" he crrrreeeeeppiiiillllly scrrreeeaaammmeedd. "NoOoOoOoOoOo!!!!?" I cryed, getting tested out day house by dady. Then, I setted off to collage!

## FRENS!!! (AnonymousDaFox)

Wen I waz gong on teh tra1n, I saw Mickieeee and Topek@! I wuz liake "Wat r u doin her?" and dey sad "WERE GONIG TO COLeDgE UNIvERCIY!"

"Rely? MEEE 2!" I screm. "Les goooooo!"

## TRA1N RYDEEEEEEE YASSSSSSS (Shilohthebeagle)

So den I was lisening on my ipaod and then I listened to GOOD TIME by Owl Citee & Carlee Ray Jassplen!!

T0peka den asked meh,"HELLO DARE! TORD? HMMMM!!?" Wats a tord? I den asked,"WHATS A TORD?!." @nd sheh respondead, "Trooooth oar darreee?!" "DARE!" I yelled in Mickieeee and To9eka's eres.

"YASSS! GO JUMP ON THAT LADEE OVER DER!" she pointed to a fit maned wolf, survuing prexels or somesing. Den, I pounced on her!

"AIIIIIIEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" She skreemed. Den, she showed me a pic of her doggie, Cheems? WHA?! DATS TJE MEMEY DOGE!!

## DOGE (AnonymousDaFox)

"U HAS A DOGE!" I SCreAm LoDy.

"Ye." se repli. "nd?"

"I LUv DOgE MeMe!"

## SoNgge Doge (Shilohthebeagle)

So den, she says,"Oh! Gess whay?! Cheems\Doge can siiiing!!" Den, da doge started to skream nd siiing so lodluy, dat T8peka and Mickieeee's i's were hooge!

I raterd to dance to da moosic. Den, a creeeeeeeeeeepy owl den sad,"Stoppie!!! L!" Y he say L? Idk.

## DRK PWERS!!! (AnonymousDaFox)

"Hw much lunger is teh tra1n ryde?" I complaned.

"ONEE 421 HOWERS!" MICEE saY, Loking AT THe mine TV.

"17 DAIS?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?" Tokekaaaa@@A screm.

I den USed my DRK PWERS to YET THE CREPY OWL OUTA THE TRAN!!!!

He ded.

## ChApter 14557: YUS DRK PWR TEEM!! (Shilohthebeagle)

lol.

Den, TOPEKEE N MICKIA den sed, "We alzo haVe dark powrs!"

wHaatT?!

Den, MICKEE BLEW DA TRANE CAR BEHIN US AWAY, AND, ToPEKa started to siiiing Running with da wolveS evEr sew bootiful!

"Go row the boat,

To safer grounds,

But don't you know,

We're stronger now.."

DEn, a bad cheetah wtih a bLaStur d3n sHot TopeKa in her hand! Oh noes!

"OWWWWWWW DA HORT!" she cryed.

Den, we all used our drk pwrs to discentagrate da cheeeter!

KABOOOOOOM! I USD bLACK LIGHTNINg, TOPEkA usd Ize, n MICkee useD WiND TO BLO HIM AWAY!

## Chapte 17894184791490431797901799749179741970 (AnonymousDaFox)

DEN DA CHETA DYED!!!!!! EVEY1 GASPED! Thy STYD AWY frm us!

## Chapter 1975 or somesing: WE TAKE OVA DA TRANE YAAA!! (Shilohthebeagle)

Den, Mickeee, T()pek@ and eye ALL LaffD!

Mikee den sed, "EbONY! WhaT if WE taKe over da tran3!?"

Den I saed, "OF COURAZE! LETZ DEW ET!"

DEN, aLL TREE Of uS startEd 2 tke every1 hostage! (Ei thnk ei splled tht rite!)

Den, wE weNt trAinn by TraNe kiLLinG pple! YAS SEW FUNNE!

## Chapter A (AnonymousDaFox)

We al laffed SO HRD W3 CRYD. E ony spare da trayne drver s0 we g0 to COLLEGDEJE!

## Chapter B (Shilohthebeagle)

Den, 2357899999854322356 hors L8r, wE aRriVed at collage!!!!!! YAYISES!!! Den, we decided to kille day drvrr bc y nt?

## Chptr See (AnonymousDaFox)

We buni hopin outa teh tra1n. E st of fr COLLedG!

## ©haptur dea: DORM?! (Shilohthebeagle)

Den, aftr 853224677 huors of da' bunnie hopin', w3 w3nt 2 day collage and den da tri0 of uz signneb in nd den, after LOZT of boreng stuf, wee g0t 2 our DORM!! It WaS emo like moi! T0p3k@ anb MicKeeee r My RooMiez!

## E (AnonymousDaFox)

We wer hapi e g0t gropd togtr. W unpked. TOMARROW WOULD BE OR FIRS T DAIYA!!!

## F iz 4 fale! (Shilohthebeagle)

Den, da newe dai strtud! Moi, T•pek@, miCkey ten gut inta clazz!

Der waz ppl EvErYwHeRe! We den gut inta r seets, AnD begins classs!

At de end of dey day, I got a "F" in gemortee, and a "f" in all de otter subjex!

I waz tew angrey, so I blasted all my teachers to bitz! Den, secrrity cam and den took uz away frm skool! Of noes!

## G 4 GRAPS!!!

DEN, da Tr3e ofus w3nt 2 teh FORMORES MORK3T!!!!

E GUT LODS AND LADS OF GRAPSE!!!

E T0K DEM B4CK 2 OWR DRM ND 8 THM!!!

DEY WERE YUM IN O UR TUMS!!

## J: MY FIRST BULLIE!!

Den, we hurd banging on da lef syde, of de rooom dooorm!

I scremed, "EEE STOP, PLEESE!"

Den, toPeka sed, "Can w ask it to pls stop?"

So we wen to de doorm next to uz, and I ylld at te door, "PLEESE STOPPPPPPPPPP!!"

Den, A hooge bear cam oute nd smaked al tree of us inta the wall!

We den went to de doctor.

I'm plotttng revnge on dat guy! I gt 4887665K stitchez, Mickee gt 4556 brooses, nd T😮Pek@ got 568975K stichez and 67755444444 brooses.

## K mens Potasim!

An d den i trc dat EVOL BER'S DRM RM and wE tAugHT hIM a GOd leSoN!

DEN Top3k4 erdred BNANAS!

ND E AD A HUE PRTY!

## Chapter Ø: Witeings Fr0m Home?!?

Aftr da parte, wea den receivd writngs frm r pourents!!!!

Min sed- "Deer Eb0ny, wwea miz u. R u hving a gud taime? Btw, we r geting richr bc we dont hv u to louk aftr u nd we dunt ned to fead U. BAY BAY!!" -Greely & Peck.

T0p3ka's sed- "hlo! Hru? Btw, your whole famly is ded. Hpe U hv a gud taime!! Cya l8r!!" -Anonymous weirdo.

Nd M1ckiee's sed- "Hi! Geau jmp of a kliff!" -your mom.

I wz so haeppeay tht my dd n mm is soooo hapy withut moi!!

## Capater wtae

Eye ng p teh letr n wal b y mi bead so i could red t whnvr i wnated! Bt clsae ws strtig tmorow!

## Capter B)

Le nxt mrning, ei dicided two fynd a lovr bc YES

## Vhapter Loev

I went into de clas, and i saw dis PRTY se-wlf! She ws whit and ligt blu nd hd yelo i's.

We loked at ech oter.

I HD E CRSH!!!!

Bt I hd too gan hr lvoe th propoor wy. Evn y DRK PWERS wldn't wrk hrer.

(Yes. Ebony is in fact lesbian :) I'll let the next person who edits decide the name of the new she-wolf :))

## Chopper 1989: deh dATE - luv @ friest site!1!!!1!11111!!!!!

Sew den, I lurned hur nm was CiCi

Dhten, I asked h3r if she'd luved to get coughfee sumtime

Sh3 thn said, "yu could just ask me out for a date"

AND AFTUR SKOOL, WE GOT SUM COUGHFEE

De cooFe wuz guD und i lrnd det cIci liekd paint-ang end art.

den, she stard ut mah wit dos booooooootifal yalaw i's und wi dud uh sturin' cantist.

aftar de coofeee weh wen 2 da park ind wakd urund.

sheh gigaled nd lukd luvihngleh un meh eyez end i blashud.

## Helichapter.. uh idk haw two countte

So den, wen I went bc to le dorm, ony juan song ws playing in me mynd- Lover, by Ta¥l0r Sw1ft.

Den, T00pekaa sed, "y you be blooshing?"

I sed, "I HAS A GF!!!!! SEW HOPPY!!!!"

BUT THN, Top3k@ l00ked sad. Y was $he $@d?? Sh3 should be hppy f4 meh!!

## LUV TROOGLE!!

"Y u sd?" e esked.

"ISH BECUZ I LOVUE U 2!!!!" Top3k4 sad.

I gsped.

WHT WULD I DO NW?!?!

## CHAEPTUR I LOSe COuNt - BIG AKWURD CONVO!1!1!!11!1!1!!!!!!!1!

"im am sury." i sad.

t0pEEEEEEEekAA hud teerz in har ays. i falt bbaddd.

"toPeK@, we r stull fraindz. u navar no wit guna hipen."

sheh smalied. "it oik. ah git et."

dan shi left mah.

## CRAPTER 2IMSOSAD2

So errly de next mourning, I deciidud to go czech on C1Ci bc y not

But den, whn I nockked on hur dour, she opned it, loked at meh ayes, den SMAKED MEH!!!!!1!11 H0W RUD3!!!!

"WH@T IZ RONG W1TH U?!?!?1?" I sed ever so soffly.

"T0¶EKA SED THT U WR ALREDY DETING SOMEONE AND U DON'T LIK GURLS!!!!" She say screaming.

HOW COULD TOOPEKAH LYE ABT THIS??????? I YAM GETTING MI REVENGE SOON!!!

## CAPER REVEG

I knwe Topkae wuld b en da cafiterea. Su I wulkd in. T0p3k4 wus s1tt1ng at a tble AL BY HRSLF!

*Gud.* I thught.

I w3nt up t0 h3r.

"Y D1D U T3L MY GF TH4T EYE DUNT LIC GRILLS!!!" I esked.

"Eye didn!" Tipeka shukd.

"DEN WH0 WUS 1T?!?!"

"EYE DUNT KNWO!!!"

I thugt fur a minut. Dere wer3 only a f3w peolw qho culd d0 dis.

ND ON OF DEM WAS MICKEEEEEE!!!!!

## CHUPTIR REVEG PURT TO1!!!1!\////!!\1!11!1!!!

I wAn upT 2 mICKY an saidde:

"DOD UU TALE MEH GF BAE CEECEE DAT I DUN LIK GURLZ??//????/???///?/?/=

"WUAT???? YU HASE GGF?????"

m1ke3 don evan knuw dat i hud a gf (babee CC <3333333333333).

i nu det it wusnt mikee.

DAN wuy dud CEECi siy T0PEk@z nam??? wus topukia ur ceeeeec laiyin too muhh???

## OH NUUUUU

SU I WUNT BEC TO DE CAFE TO RLKT O TOP3K@.

AND DEN I SAW CC!!!!

Dere wus aslo a by who sew meh wlk en. Heh id Cic nd den moi.

He wulked uptoo me.

"Ebonyyy" he sai "I wunt to dat u. I framd ur frind so u wuld brek up wid dat stupd sisi. Well beee toghr FORVER!!!"

BT CICI HERD EBRYTING!!!!

Se wulkd up.

"HUW DRE U!!!!!" se sad.

"YEH!!!! ND I LIK GIIRLSSS!" eye edded.

den i slapede em. so did mah bae seesee! reeeellll hurd. dat musta hart.

den, filling det wusnt enuf, eye diceieded tu IMPORESS MEH LUVE CECE!! aYE uSd mah ~DERK PUWORZ~ 2 fLINGA hIS sURy eXUSE oF a LIFUE, outta de wundow. he ded. CCece leend en for da keess...

BOT T\*pEEKK@@@@ ROODLY POOSHED ME!!

"EBENYYYY~" sHI yALLED. "pLees, lissen!! wive none eech oder 4 a lung tim. it wod bi onlie rite 4 uss tuo date. uve onlee kown Cc 4- wut... 2 daiz? liek, pleese, frum wat i no, shi beetrayd her frand rEEINA, daughter of SIRR gILBORTE!! &, shy ulso cheeeted un hir last gurlfren. cmen, yu kno det i wodnt bi a trator lik hir!! gime uh chaincce!!"

WAITE SHOD EYE DOO NIW??

## Parque : )

I quikly leff thm becauz all de droma ws gibin meh a headake.

Den, I wen to de parque, to call mi dadi greeeliy, wo alzo hd dis prolbem.

Ai swifte breese carreeed mah daddeh's emoe telaporteshon pwer ind heh apeered.

"wus rong Ebenie?" Greelie loked consernd.

"Aye had GF! Her nam wis CICI! den a rood gui cam en, rooind oir ruletionshippe, und me besty sed dat CiCi es goldedigar!! Und shi wanto datt mah es wele!"