She-Hulk vs Courtney (Marvel Comics vs Total Drama)

## Pre-Fight

Location: Movie Studio (Total Drama Action)

At her own personal trailer, Courtney is seen sitting down with a cup of coffee in her hand. Meanwhile, an armored truck recklessly zoomed down the street, catching Jennifer Walters attention. She transforms into She-Hulk and runs down the street, catching up to the truck. Gripping it by the bumper, she lifts the back wheels to slow it down, digging her heels into the road. The truck begins screeching to a halt, unable to overpower She-Hulk’s grip, and eventually it comes to a stop at the trailer. The lead thug in the drivers’ seat leans out the window and points a machine gun at She-Hulk as she drops the truck and walks over to him.

Thug: Stay back, or I’ll shoot!

She-Hulk: Do it. I dare you.

Back inside, Courtney hears the sound of gunfire and screaming from outside for a moment until the thug is suddenly sent crashing right through the wall next to Courtney, making her accidentally drop her coffee on the floor. Just as the thug gets up, She-Hulk walks inside the trailer.

Courtney: Hey! Do you mind? You idiots aren’t allowed inside my trailer. Get lost!

They ignore her and begin fighting each other, which makes Courtney angry as She-Hulk and the thug destroy everything in the trailer.

Courtney: This is the only time a day where I can’t be bothered by anyone, and you two are ruining it!

Just as She-Hulk finishes beating up the thug, Courtney stands up and grabs She-Hulk by her hair.

She-Hulk: Hey!

Suddenly, in one swift motion, She-Hulk is thrown back outside. She-Hulk gets up and looks inside the trailer, seeing Courtney step out.

Courtney: Do you know how much a personal trailer costs?

She-Hulk: Wha-?

Before She-Hulk could react fast enough, Courtney lunges at her.

**FIGHT!**

## Fight

Courtney throws her right fist forward, striking She-Hulk in the face and leaving her dazed. Courtney then punches She-Hulk in the chest before following up with another punch to the face, knocking She-Hulk back a bit.

She-Hulk: Ugh. What’s your deal, miss?

Courtney: My deal is with you and this stupid competition.

She-Hulk: “Competition”?

Courtney lunges at She-Hulk again and throws a punch at her, only for She-Hulk to dodge the strike by stepping back a bit. Courtney was taken aback by this and pressed on in anger, throwing out another punch at She-Hulk. Just like before, She-Hulk dodges that one too. Courtney was just about to throw out a third punch, but She-Hulk prevents her from doing so by suddenly punching her in the face. She-Hulk then kicks Courtney in the stomach, launching her up against a wall.

She-Hulk: You mind telling me about this whole “competition” thing?

Courtney: Don’t play dumb with me, greenie. It won’t help you! YAHHHH!

Courtney dashes forward and propels herself toward She-Hulk with her left leg sticking out. Before She-Hulk could react, Courtney strikes She-Hulk in the stomach, launching her down to the ground. She-Hulk tries to get up, but Courtney pounces down on her. She repeatedly punches She-Hulk in the face for a moment until She-Hulk suddenly pushes Courtney away from her. Courtney and She-Hulk both stand right back up at the same time.

She-Hulk: Maybe you need to cool off for a minute and we can talk this through like rational people.

Courtney: As if. You’re trying to lower my confidence so that you can get that million dollar prize.

She-Hulk: A million dollar prize? Hmm. I could use that to buy myself a new yacht, or even a mans-.

Suddenly, Courtney dashes over to She-Hulk and punches her in the face.

She-Hulk: Okay, that was just rude.

In retaliation, She-Hulk punches Courtney in the face, making her stumble back a bit as her vision gets blurry. Courtney quickly recovers her composure and throws a sharp kick at She-Hulk, who catches her foot.

She-Hulk: Will a manicure calm you down?

Courtney: Yes, but only after I beat you.

She-Hulk: Sorry, but that ain’t gonna happen.

Suddenly, She-Hulk slams Courtney to the ground, cracking the pavement. She-Hulk then repeatedly slams Courtney to the ground multiple times before tossing her right through a stone wall, leading her into a stylish hotel room set. Courtney, dazed, stands up.

Courtney: Ugh! This challenge is hard.

She-Hulk walks in.

She-Hulk: “Challenge”? This is more of a workout for me than an actual challenge. After we’re done fighting, you should head to the gym.

Courtney: Thanks for the tip. I’ll be sure to remember it after I’m finished with you. YAH!

Courtney grabs a small bureau and throws it at She-Hulk, destroys it with a punch. She-Hulk unleashes a Thunder Clap, pushing Courtney away with a shockwave. She-Hulk then dashes over to Courtney and throws a punch at her, but she dodges it. Courtney kicks She-Hulk in the stomach, before following up with a punch across the face, launching She-Hulk into a closet as random clothes burst around the room. She-Hulk walks out with two skimpy swimsuits in her hands.

She-Hulk: Which one do you prefer? Yellow or pink?

Courtney: Pink is way too tacky, and yellow just looks too gaudy.

She-Hulk: Hmm. You’re right.

She-Hulk throws the swimsuits away and picks up a red one.

She-Hulk: Classic red. Nothing can beat this.

Courtney: And nothing can beat me!

Courtney runs over to She-Hulk again and throws a punch at her, but She-Hulk backflips away, accidentally kicking Courtney’s jaw in the process. While She-Hulk sticks the landing and places the red swimsuit aside on a bureau, Courtney holds her jaw in great pain. She-Hulk takes the opportunity to run up to Courtney and punch her in the face, launching her up against a wall. She-Hulk grabs a nearby crate and throws at Courtney, hitting her with enough force to break apart on impact and send her crashing right through the wall, where she ends up at a backlot. She-Hulk walks outside as Courtney stands right back up, engulfed in pure rage.

She-Hulk: Y’know, it’s not too late to give up, miss. Listen, I’ll even pay for the damages. What do you say, kid?

Courtney: I…will…not…lose! I’ve came too far in this competition to back down now and I won’t stop now! That money will be mine!

Courtney rushes over to She-Hulk and gets ready to hit her with a punch, while She-Hulk also does the same. Both females throw their right fists’ at each other and they collided, sending out a shockwave. She-Hulk was just about to throw out a punch with her other hand, but Courtney prevents her from doing so by punching She-Hulk in the face, knocking a tooth out of her mouth.

She-Hulk: You little brat. That was a permanent tooth!

Courtney: Oh, crap-!

Suddenly, She-Hulk preforms a powerful dropkick on Courtney, sending her crashing up against a metal wall. She-Hulk then rushes over to Courtney and grabs her by the collar of her shirt. She-Hulk slams Courtney up against the wall, cracking it. She-Hulk does it again, cracking it some more. She-Hulk does it one more time, breaking the wall into pieces.

She-Hulk: There we go. Now I got some running room.

Courtney: Huh?

She-Hulk runs to the other side of the room with Courtney in her grasp and rams right through the wall. She-Hulk kept on running, ramming Courtney right through several buildings. When they reached the eight building, Courtney slapped She-Hulk in the face, making her drop Courtney on the ground. Courtney sweeps She-Hulk off her feet and onto the ground with her left leg. Courtney then jumps down on top of She-Hulk and unleashes a barrage of punches all over her face again, but she went faster and harder than before, damaging She-Hulk’s face to a bloody mess. After throwing down several more punches down on She-Hulk’s face, Courtney eventually stopped to look down at her. She-Hulk was still alive, but in critical condition. Courtney got up and walked away from She-Hulk, who slowly stood right back up. She-Hulk looks in a window and screams out in horror to find out that her face was covered in her own blood.

She-Hulk: Ah! My face! You ruined it! You’re gonna to pay for that! RAHHHH!

As She-Hulk makes a mad dash to Courtney, Courtney grabs a nearby lamppost and rips it out of the ground. Once She-Hulk got close enough, Courtney swung the lamppost across She-Hulk’s face with enough to shatter the glass and send She-Hulk soaring through the air before crashing back down on the ground. In her current condition, She-Hulk turns back into Jennifer Walters, which doesn’t seem to faze Courtney in the slightest as she approaches Jennifer with the broken lamppost in her hands. Jennifer starts crying out in fear as she tries to crawl away from Courtney, who raises the broken lamppost up.

Jennifer: No! Wait! Plea-!

Courtney: Take this!

Courtney ignores Jennifer’s pleas and slams the broken lamppost down onto Jennifer’s mouth, breaking her lower jaw off.

Courtney: And this!

She does it again, cutting open a massive wound on Jennifer’s forehead and rendering the female lawyer unconscious.

Courtney: But more importantly, this! YAHHH!

Courtney slams the broken lamppost down onto Jennifer’s face one more time, crushing her skull into a bloody mess on the pavement.

**K.O.!**

## Conclusion

Courtney then throws the broken lamppost away and screams out in victory.

Courtney: Yes! I’ve won! Hahaha! Now, where’s my prize?

She looks around for Chris McLean and the camera crew, but can’t find them anywhere.

Courtney: Hey, guys. I completed the challenge. Guys?

Even after waiting some more, they still didn’t arrive to congratulate her. Courtney, annoyed, takes out her PDA (Courtney's Personal Digital Assistant) and was just about to call her lawyers when her stomach rumbled.

Courtney: Ugh! Not now!

Courtney puts her PDA away and runs off with her hands placed on her butt.

Courtney: Where’s the girls’ bathroom when I need it the most?

She continues running away, leaving Jennifer’s headless corpse in a massive pool of own blood behind.

**Aftermath**

In the girls’ bathroom, Lindsay is seen sitting down on the toilet with a handheld mirror in her right hand and lipstick in her other hand, rubbing it across her lips. Meanwhile, Courtney is seen sitting down in the next stall with a magazine in her hands and calmly flips through a few pages, all the while the sound of plopping occurs from within the toilet. She then glances over at the toilet paper roll, only to come at the realization that it was empty. Courtney groaned out in annoyance.

Courtney: Hey, Lindsay, do you have any toilet paper I can use?

Lindsay: Sorry, Courtney, but I’m saving that up for later.

Courtney: Great. Now what I’m a going to use to clean myself with?

She notices a picture of She-Hulk on the magazine.

Courtney: I guess it’ll have to do.

Courtney rips it off and places the magazine on the floor.

Courtney: “The Sensational She-Hulk”-

Courtney tips herself over a bit with a sly smirk on her face.

Courtney: -you can kiss my filthy butt!

Just when Courtney was about to use the magazine cover as toilet paper, the scene automatically cuts to Chris and Chef looking at Jennifer’s corpse in the backlot.

Chris: So, did you get the killer on tape?

Chef: Nope.

Chris: Do you know who this woman is-er-was?

Chef: Nope.

Chris: Do you know how much money fixing this place up is going to cost?

Chef: Nope.

Chris: Do the producers know about this?

Chef: Nope.

Chris: Do you want to bury the body?

Chef: Yep.

Chef lifts up Jennifer’s corpse over his shoulder and walks away, while Chris takes out his phone and calls someone.

Chris: Yeah, uh, can you get your guys down here now? There was a problem with the, uh, fake blood and it needs to be cleaned up before someone slips on it. The mess is at the backlot near the broken warehouse. You can’t miss it. Thanks. Bye.

Chris then walks away.