My Balls

The first ever YFM song, Humbert tries to convince an old flame to return to him because he has something for her that’ll bring her back to him.

## Lyrics

[Intro: Puff Puff Humbert]

Girl, I know you left me

But there was something I forgot to show you

Check it out

[Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert]

Baby girl, you left me

Oh no! We broke up

It's been a while since we last spoke, but

I need another chance

Can you give me that?

'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back

[Pre-Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert]

I wanna be your man again

But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston

And I know you said you'd never call

But girl, you ain't seen My Balls

[Chorus]

You-you-you-you ain't seen My Balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen My Balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen My Balls

You ain't seen My Balls

You ain't seen My Balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen My Balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen My Balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen My Balls

You ain't seen My Balls

You ain't seen My Balls

[Verse 2: Puff Puff Humbert]

My balls are so awesome

Don't get me started

They're so damn big

How big are they?

They're so big. It's really obnoxious

It's like two Ewoks chillin' in my boxers

They're so big

I can't hold 'em back

Even Cartman's like, man those are fat

They're so big

They're run over your feet

That's why when they back up you hear a beep beep

[Verse 3: Puff Puff Humbert]

And how can I be subtle

When My Balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?

And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me

That Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy

In fact, when you see 'em on the street they'll

Fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel

I'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back

'Cause My Balls are so big they've got an opening act

[Chorus]

You-you-you-you ain't seen My Balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen My Balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen My Balls

You ain't seen My Balls

You ain't seen My Balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen My Balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen My Balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen My Balls

You ain't seen My Balls

You ain't seen My Balls

[Verse 4: Puff Puff & DeeJay]

My balls are so epic, and I ain't boastin'

But they have an effect on the tides in the ocean

And when the sun's right, it might cause

A total solar eclipse of My Balls

'Cause these things are where it's happenin'

And when I whip 'em out you'll take me back again

Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus?

No, excuse me, I'm on the chorus

[Bridge: Puff Puff & DeeJay]

I, I got what you need

And you'd said you'll never call

But girl, you ain't seen these balls (Here we go)

[Pre-Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert]

I-I-I wanna be your man again

But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston

And I know you said you'd never call

But girl, you ain't seen My Balls

[Chorus]

You-you-you-you ain't seen My Balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen My Balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen My Balls

You ain't seen My Balls

You ain't seen My Balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen My Balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen My Balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen My Balls

You ain't seen My Balls

You ain't seen My Balls

[Outro: Puff Puff Humbert]

I told you you'd be back

You must've forgot

You must've had Ballzheimer's

## Videos

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