The Squidward Fanon Movie!

The Squidward Fanon Movie! is a 2022 film based off the popular TV show, The Squidward Fanon Show! It stars Squidward Q. Tentacles, as he and his family try to stop Squilliam Fancyson III from destroying Squidville.

## Transcript

[The movie opens in the Squidville town square where we see a news reporter]

News Squid: Squilliam Fancyson III is reeking havoc and destroying the city!

Squilliam: That’s Right! After almost getting killed by Squidward in a bike accident, being defeated by Squidward in a competition to see who can make the bigger bike, and getting my own Fanon Wiki closed by FANDOM, I decided to reek havoc on squidville. After I’m done, I will reek havoc all across the world!

News Squid: Ok, thanks for the interview Mr. Fancyson!

[We then see at dilapidated Squidville Elementary, Where Squidward and his family are hiding]

Squidward: It sure is cold in here!

Squidward Jr.: Couldn’t said it better myself, dad.

Clara Net: Cheer up guys! Someone could come and defeat the robot!

Squidward & Squidward Jr: Eh...

Clara Net: Come on guys! Don’t be doubtful!

Squidward: How couldn’t we be? My mortal enemy is destroying the town!

Squidward Jr: Dad?

Squidward: Yes?

Squidward Jr: Squilliam's here. He is walking up to the school!

Clara Net: Guys, Stay calm, hide in the basement.

[They all run to the basement]

Squidward Jr: Its alright! Don’t worry.

[Squilliam walks on the floor]

Squilliam: Oh Squidy!

[Squilliam walks up to the basement]

Squilliam: I know you here Squidy.

Squidward: HIDE!

[They hide behind some boxes]

Squilliam: Oh Squidy! Oh Squidy, where are you?

Squidward: \*whispering\* Ok, he can’t see us.

Clara Net: \*whispering\* Or hear us.

Squidward: \*whispering\* Uh, where’s Squidward Jr?

Clara Net: \*whispering\* sh\*t

Squidward Jr.: \*whispering\* I’m over here, behind another box.

Squilliam: What was that sound?

Squidward: \*whispering\* ah sh\*t.

Squilliam: Robot, scan the premises!

Squilliam’s Robot: SCANNING... CREATURE FOUND

Squilliam: What is it?

Squilliam’s Robot: SPECIES: OCTOPUS

Squilliam: Yes!

Squilliam’s Robot: FACUAL FEATURES: UNIBROW

Squilliam: No, No, No! That’s me, you dumb robot!

Squilliam’s Robot: HEY! DON’T SAY THAT! IT IS MEAN!

Squilliam: \*grumbles\* I’lll just find those octopi myself! Wait, is it octopi, or octopuses?

[Squilliam goes to the boxes]

Squilliam: Not behind this box \*throws box\*, not behind this box \*throws box\*, not behind this box \*throws box\*, \*glass breaking\* opps, that box had glass in it!

French Narrator: A few boxes later...

Squidward: \*whispering\* Okay, he’s to us. Just stay cal-

Squilliam: \*throws another box\* Hello, Squidy’s son!

Squidwarc Jr. \*shreeks\*

Squidward & Clara Net: Noooooo!

Squilliam: Well Squidy, I’ve got your child!

Squidward: Give him back!

Squilliam: Robot! Go into transportation mode!

Squilliam’s Robot: ENTERING TRANSPORTATION MODE... TRANSPORTATION MODE ENTERED

Squilliam: Bye bye, Squidy!

Squidward: Nooooooooo!

[Cut to Bikini Bottom, on conch street]

Spongebob: Patrick, I haven’t felt the same ever since Squidward moved to Squidville.

Patrick: Well, let’s just move to Squidville as well!

Spongebob: But they only allow squids and octopi! Wait, is it octopi, or octopuses?

Patrick: Isn’t there a day where they allow all sea creatures?

Spongebob: That was yesterday, Pat!

[The same Bikini Bottom Movers van from Squidville (Episode) drives up to Squidward’s old house]

Bikini Bottom Movers Worker: Ok Fred, here’s your new home!

Fred: Yes! MY LEG has a new home!

Spongebob: \*moans\* I’m just gonna go on a walk.

[Random Among us hits SpongeBob, cut back to Squidville]

Squidward: MY LIFE IS HORRIBLE! MY RIVAL KIDNAPPED MY SON AND IS DESTROYING THE TOWN I LIVE IN!

Clara Net: Be calm, honey. This will end soon!

Squidward: (Murmuring) I hope my life ends soon...

Clara Net: Let’s get out of here and go fight Squilliam!

Squidward: You’re probably right...

[They get out off the school and search for Squilliam]

Squidward: Let’s go.

[Cut to Mira HQ]

SpongeBob: What happened? Where am I?

Red Crewmate: Hey, have you seen the sussy imposter?

SpongeBob: The what?

Red Crewmate: Nevermind. Want a Sprite Cranberry?

SpongeBob: No.

Blue Crewmate: Hey red. Who’s that?

Red Crewmate: Just someone I kidnapped to sacrifice to the sussy imposter.

SpongeBob: I’m being sacrificed?

Red Crewmate: Yep.

SpongeBob: Aw barnacles!

[Alarm goes off]

Blue Crewmate: Look like we’re having another emergency meeting. See ya’ SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Tarter Sauce.

[Cut to the Emergency meeting]

Green Crewmate: Red is the sussy color. Eject him!

Red Crewmate: NO WAI-

Blue Crewmate: Green, while you do have a point, what you said sounds sus.

Green Crewmate: Uhhhhhhhh...

Orange Crewmate: Green

Yellow Crewmate: Green

Brown Crewmate: Green

Tan Crewmate: Gree-

Green Crewmate: SHUT THE FRICK UP!!!

[Screen fades to black, white text appears on the screen saying “GreenGuy27 was not the imposter; 1 imposter remains]

Orange Crewmate: Aw sh\*t.

SpongeBob: Will I still be sacrifi-

Brown Crewmate: Turns out there was no imposter imao.

Blue Crewmate: \*turn to SpongeBob\* No.

SpongeBob: Yay!

Blue Crewmate: Hey red, what should we do with the sponge?

Red Crewmate: Throw yellow out into the deeps of space and replace him with the sponge.

Yellow Crewmate: WHAT!?

[They proceed to throw the yellow crewmate out into space, and then immediately make SpongeBob the new yellow crewmate]

Red Crewmate: Welcome to the gang, Mr...

SpongeBobm SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants.

Red Crewmate: Well then, welcome aboard, Mr. SquarePants!

SpongeBob: Yay!

[Cut back to Squidville, Squidward and Clara Net are searching for Squilliam, and Squidward Jr.]

Squidward: I think we should just move to New Kelp City...

Clara Net: Look! Over there! Squilliam’s robot!

Squidward: What!? Let’s go after it!

[A montage ensues where Squidward and Clara Net are chasing down Squilliam’s robot]

Squilliam: What the? It’s Squidy and his wife!

Squidward: We got you know, Squilliam!

Clara Net: Yeah!

Squilliam: Well, Squidy, I got you... an explosion! Robot, fire the missiles!

Squilliam’s Robot: MISSILES ENGAGED. 3... 2... 1...

Squidward: Shit.

[An explosion happens, but not near Squidward and Clara Net...]

Squidward: Are we dead?

Clara Net: Nope! Look!

Squilliam: I... Will... Get... Reve- \*passes out\*

Squidward & Clara Net: Yaaaayyyy!

Squidward: Wait... WHERE’S SQUIDWARD JR?!?

Squidward Jr: I’m right \*struggles to get up\* here!

Squidward: Let’s go home.

Clara Net & Squidward Jr: Yeah!

[They walk off as the screen fades to black]

French Narrator: Squidward, Clara Net, and Squidward Jr. lived a happy life; Squilliam was arrested by the police; SpongeBob became an among us Crewmate; and Fred broke his leg... for the billionth time. The end.

[Credits roll]