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GMod Cinema

The online version of "Netflix and Chill" except it's usually Youtube.

## The Usual Suspects

Expect to see these videos alot when attending a cinema session:

* Kirino and Kuroneko wearing school swimsuits and using horse riding fitness machines while a Miku cover of Claris's *Irony* plays. Their clothes may or may not fall off.
* A live action version of the first episode of Yuri Yuri
* PoopTV (Rest in Peace)
* The Bubble Butt Music Video
* A video of a Japanese woman in a skimpy bikini sloppily eating a white Popsicle
* Vaginal Piercing How-To
* The Penis Extender How-to
* How to Eat a Watermelon
* Youtube Poop
* JonTron
* The feature length movie "Left Behind (2014)" featuring Nicolas Cage
* Various 10 Hour Loops, The "Yuki~Yuki~" one might have been the first, but many are featured.
* A Japanese business man laying on the floor with his ass facing the camera and farting through his dress pants while making slightly-appeased reactions to each fart.
* diarrhea jacuzzi
* Tenga Egg Set Review
* Development Video of a popular Furry Hentai Browser Game.

## The Dark Hour

When the clock strikes "eh", the Dark Hour begins. The video queue is filled with painful and dark videos including suicides, torture, lynching, and murder. Actually very dark and not funny.

## Fucking Around

Inevitable.

Activities include trying to suicide over the counter, hide and seek, and playing in the bathroom stalls.

Newly added is the ability to sit!

This means sitting on a chair, or a television, or a couch, or a step, or a table, or even on top of a fellow person who is sitting on a chair, or a television, or a couch, or a step, or a table, or even on top of a fellow person who is sitting on a chair, or a television, or a couch, or a step, or a table, or even on top of a fellow person who is sitting on a chair, or a television, or a couch, or a step, or a table, or even on top of a fellow person who is sitting on a chair, or a television, or a couch, or a step, or a table, or even on top of a fellow person who is sitting on a chair, or a television, or a couch, or a step, or a table, or even on top of a fellow person who is sitting on a chair, or a television, or a couch, or a step, or a table, or even on top of a fellow person who is sitting on a chair, or a television, or a couch, or a step, or a table. Or maybe you could just stand?
Heroes of the Storm

After an intensive night of League of Legends, SGAR, Ratyhorsman, and DingusMcAssHat was forced into playing a DnD-esque game by StupidityBoy where the winner was the last person standing.

## Premise

The game took place in a faux Heroes of the Storm Arena where the goal was to be the last one standing. But the description of the area was very vague and the pretty much the only two places you could actually distinguish in the area were either "by the checkers board" or "in the ditch".

As the game went on the goal began to change from "last one standing" to "stop the meteor" or "launch the nukes" or "get through the customer support hot line" or "win at checkers" or in a certain player's case, "stop dying".

The game would later involve the setting of a parallel universe where there were female versions of everyone playing the exact same game.

## Why it was Bullshit

The game was especially grueling due to the fact the chances of an action failing was based on if a 1 was rolled on a dice at anytime out of the two, regardless of skill points. This meant that the chances of failing an action was already about 30%, and if two 1's happen to be rolled then the fail is even worse. Critical Rolls were possible, but they did not get the same treatment as Failures, and only counted on double 6's meaning they happened rarely. It also didn't help that the host was tired and honestly didn't give a shit about what happened to who. So even with a successful roll if the host didn't feel like it was "successful enough" he would give very lukewarm results.
Super Secret Page

This is the super secret page. There are not many ways to get here unless you know the url or get it in a random or something.

So I will pass you down some secret words of wisdom:

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"Walking is a process of falling over and catching yourself just in time"

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Ironically though, this page is pretty easy to get to.
The Cute Collages

Looking deep within their hearts, everyone got together and began creating "Cute Collages", a collective collage of cute girls and other cute things which they would put up as their Teamspeak avatars.

It was an early and truly historic moment in Papa Luigi history.

## THE GALLERY

StupidityBoy's entrySGAR's entrySGAR, stop. Please.SGAR's new collageSGAR's Koneko collage (2?)StupidityBoy's Ultimate Cute Collage ft. Many not cute things
League of Legends

THE WORLD'S MOST PLAYED GAME. PLAYED BY THE BESTEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD AND IF YOU DON'T THINK THAT YOU'RE A FUCKIN DUMB TURDWAD FUCKTARD.

The "Main-Stay" game of Papa Luigi's despite it making everyone salty.

I mean, it's fun, but like it's 50/50 alot of the time, so why do we even keep playing it so much?

Oh.

That's why.

Thanks, Ricegnat.

## Gameplay

Teams of 5 split into different roles in separate lanes coordinating to achieve smaller objectives in order to help achieve the overall goal of destroying the enemy's nexus in base.

Or in our case playing the single lane cluster fuck ARAM instead.
Hermderm

a.k.a. Heimerdinger from League of Legends a.k.a. ONE TOUGH MOTHERFUCKER.

## The Swamp

Early Game? With Hermderm it ain't even a fuckin game. It's a war of attrition. Don't even think you'll get more cs. With base attack damage this high, the harass is UNREAL.

Enemy team thinks they're hot shit, try to gank the Derm's lane. Wrong choice, dumbass. This isn't a lane anymore. This is a swamp. Boom. That's 2 kills for the Derm.

As soon as you enter the Hermderm's swamp of turrets you'll get bursted hard, slowed, chip damaged, grievous wounds, and become a dead boy.

The fuck? You think you got away? You forget. Range for DAYS. W that fucker.

Throwin' stun grenades like free throws, making the HARD plays.

In a team fight? I'm not even going to be there. Drop a siege turret like I drop a shit, all over the enemy team. But what if you're down to clown? You got 2 other ults to fuck em' up with personally. Light em up with your W, knock em down with your E.

Passive is kinda shit though. Wait. What's that?

## NEW HERMDERM PASSIVE

*What? Are you RETARDED?*

New Hermderm takes what all the kids loved about old derm, and made it BETTER.

FOCUS FIRE ON TARGETS HIT WITH ABILITIES? NOW YOU'RE ALL FUCKED.

INCREASED MOVE SPEED WHEN NEAR YOUR TURRETS? NOW I'M TRUNDLE.

Now the burst is unreal and the kite is super hard, thanks Riot.

## The Advanced Swamp

You know what this swamp needs? **A GIANT FUCKING WALL THAT COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND CRAZY HARD SLOWS AND STUNS.**

Bot Lane Anivia x Hermderm. I know what you might be thinking. Which is the ADC? Which is the Support? Won't the enemy just out range the turrets? Fuck all that. The turret's extendo dick dick beams will scorch em', so they won't even try to come close, and if they do, they won't be leaving anytime soon due to this buttsex duo. Tenacity ain't gonna help you here. An odd but deadly combo for the ages.

Also see Goofy Game.

## Variants

### Sexdinger

The visual update made him a sexy piece of ass with slick hair and an awesome coat and gave him the ability to stretch 3 times his size like his cock.

The Cheese Poof look will be missed though.

Good thing we still have 80's Porno Hermderm
VenMaruu

## Venyxs [Ven]

The shy and quiet one. Loves to play on the Hive. Currently a Dead Dominator in BP with 50% W/L\_Rate

### Skillz

* All non-PvP minigames
* Building (sort of)
* Animating (Stick Figures)
* Being creative
* Launchpad Pro (songs soon™)

### Clan/Hive History

**28/03/15** I Joined the clan

**26/06/15** I Emerald premium on the Hive

**02/08/15** I Hive BP Tourney: 21th place

**09/08/15** I Hive DR Tourney: 33th place

**16/08/15**I Participated in the clanwar vs Shift

**08/11/15** I Played first round in Lindorki's BP Tourney

### Name List

Venyxs (Current IGN)

Ven (Nickname)

Kev (Nickname)

Kevin (Real Name)

Venix (Online name)

Other IGNs:

* MelodicDubstep
* VenMaruu
* Venchu
* Venyyx
* Swiftey
* \_Ven
* VenTehScorpion
* VenixXY
* VenixTheKiller
Boopenstine

## Wanna be the Guy: Boopenstine

### Special Talent:

Trying

Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about you now

Back beat, the word is on the street
That the fire in your heart is out
I'm sure you've heard it all before
But you never really had a doubt
I don't believe that anybody feels
The way I do about you now

And all the roads we have to walk are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I would
Like to say to you
But I don't know how

Because maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You're my wonderwall

Today was gonna be the day
But they'll never throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you're not to do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do
About you now

And all the roads that lead you there were winding
And all the lights that light the way are blinding
There are many things that I would like to say to you
But I don't know how

I said maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You're my wonderwall

I said maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You're my wonderwall

I said maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
You're gonna be the one that saves me
You're gonna be the one that saves me
Charlotte

## Bio

The dessert witch, with a tenacious nature. She desires everything and will never give up. Though she is capable of creating infinite amounts of any dessert she desires, she is unable to

 make the cheese that she loves most. One could easily catch her off-guard with a piece of cheese. In the Rebellion movie, she belongs to Mami.

Featured in episode 3

## Second Form

The dessert witch, with a tenacious nature. She desires everything. She will never give up. Though she is capable of creating infinite amounts of any dessert she desires, she is unable to make the cheese that she loves most. One could easily catch her off-guard with a piece of

## Bebe

The Dessert Witch. Once dreamt of tenacity. A mysterious creature who suddenly appeared in Mami's home. Was christened "Bebe," but it is actually the Dessert Witch who arrived from the Law of Cycles. She was expressionless and silent when she was first encountered, but took on its current appearance out of the blue. A bit loud. Mami made its clothes by hand. Mami resembles someone who appeared in the final nightmare the witch saw. Featured in Rebellion

## Pyotr

The dessert witch's minion. His duty is to search for cheese. However, one shouldn't expect much from him.

## Pyotr & Polina

The fleeing Dessert Witch and her servants. Their roles are to search for cheese and to nurse the cheese. When saving Homura, the Nurse-like servant helped with Mami's trapezes, while the mouse-like servants generally ran circles around Nagisa's position

## Figma/figures

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Banned Lizard Girl Photo

Originally invoked onto the mortal plane by Ratyhorsman, the suitably named "Banned Photo of Lizard Girl" is a photo of a figurine of a lizard girl in a Japanese sailor-styled school uniform that has been banned from the Papa Luigi server.

It has been banned due to the fact that StupidityBoy is absolutely revolted by even the thought of it.

Should you want to see it, see below, but beware.

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The Revival and Resurgence of Papa Luigi

So stuff happened with Discord n' shit and a bunch of people ended up joining the "Whatever I want" server but it was too much. BUT THANK GOD SOMEONE HAD SOME BALLS, AND YOU KNOW WHO THAT BE? YEAH. SGAR. CUZ HE CAME BACK. AND HE CAME HARD.

## It's back.

Thanks to Discord being cool guy, anyone can make their own silly ol' server. SGAR went ahead and made a new server named "Geostyx" promptly named after Jacob, and created the new Papa Luigi server, "Papa Luigi's Bumpin' Bungalo". It's nice.

Don't tell Jacob though. He doesn't know.

## K-Bot 69 Desu~

Thanks to StupidityBoy's basic level of being able to follow instructions, K-Bot has now come to life as a real Discord bot!

SO YEAH:

WE HAVE A REAL ROBOT NOW IT GOES VOOP VOOP N' SHIT.

Okay. Well. It doesn't go voop voop unless you specify the voop vooping, but hey, it can play music and do a ton of other shit, but more importantly, K-Bot 69 Desu~ is equipped with the ability to look up porn.
Jrwheels

Infamously known for public masturbation and having the cummies, jrwheels, also known as "XXXXXXLS" or "Crank", is a notorious rapper and master of butt touching.

I do not even know if he actually counts as a member of Papa Luigi's.

To quote SGAR, jrwheels has been said to be "Uncomfortably Straight".
The Boxing Match of the Century

Before we had Youtubers boxing each other to settle beef, we had two lil' shits on a Teamspeak 3 server boxing one another to settle beef.

One time, back on the Geostyx server, our favorite baby boy, SGAR, got into an argument with our other favorite baby boy, Sir Master Bates.

Whatever the content of the argument was doesn't matter, for it was what would follow which would be engraved into the memory of all those who were able to spectate the following event.

Days later, Sir Master Bates would scheme a grand plan for when SGAR would eventually return to the server. A boxing match, right there and then between these two heated rivals. After deliberations and planning between those also on the server, the trap was set.

When SGAR did eventually enter the server, he entered with grand fanfare, with declaration of the battle between the two, ironically being announced by Sir Master Bates himself.

With the introductions said and done and tensions high, the stage was set for the battle to begin.

But instead the two got over it almost instantly and we talked like usual and probably played games because even back then we weren't stupid enough to settle petty things over something like boxing and could just get over it like normal people.

what the fuck why did i pay for my tickets.
The Search for Tahm Kench's Theme

During the release process of champion, Tamh Kench, the theme of the champion was previewed along with. While being unanimously decided as being rad as fuck, there was great questioning and debate over the genre of the song. Was it Bluegrass-y? Louisianian? Bayou music? Folk music? No one really knew. A relentless search took place looking for a song of similar tone, but to no avail.

It's fine though. You can spam it on his taunt, so thanks, Riot.

Bring back spell vamp though. That wasn't cool.
The Cummies

First invoked by local pervert, StupidityBoy, the cummies are the late mid-ground of sexual feelings.

## Definition

**noun: The feeling you get when you are borderline about to cum**

e.g.

> *"After looking at that person shifting their sock, I got the cummies"*
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> *"After watching all that vore I got the cummies."*
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> *"I'll have the garlic butter prime rib with the wild greens salad and for a drink I'd like your best bottle of por- \*oh\* -t. Sorry about that. I got the cummies."*
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## "False Prophet" Cummies

Listen up. There are a lot of basic motherfuckers and Tumblr-fucks using "cummies" as some kind of fucking joke so they can go around going "Oh Daddy, gimmie cummies" and try to be funny and shit but that shit isn't this shit. This is real science. There are no jokes on this Wiki. If you didn't come to this Wiki to actually learn some shit then get the fuck out of here you stupid motherfucker. Kill yourself.

## Proper Usage

First off, the term is "the cummies". Exclusion of the word "the" in "the cummies" renders the word null and void.

Second, for clarification, you cannot get the cummies while cumming. The feeling while cumming is an orgasm. The cummies are more like a prelude to an orgasm happening moments beforehand. That said, the cummies also are not the feeling of getting a boner nor the rush of dopamine while having intercourse, but it is something that happens afterwards. Therefore the order is:

> AROUSAL -> BONER -> SEX -> THE CUMMIES -> ORGASM -> SHAME
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Dynames

Dynames is one of the main and more adored member of Papa Luigi.

Viewed on the server as the one and only trap bait of Papa Luigi's and League of Legends Extraordinaire, Dynames is popular with both the boys and the girl.

Despite his popularity, Dynames is the only member of Papa Luigi to not be a part of The Shovel Goddess Army out of his own choice.

Sadly, Dynames is rarely on the server because he has his priorities straight, but is generally warmly welcomed when he does appear.

He can be commonly seen in the wild, playing Witcher 3: Wild Hunt.
Papa Luigi's 3rd Arc: Kept You Waiting Huh?

The Third Incarnation of The Papa Luigi's Server on Discord, originating sometime in 2018.

This server in particular represented a grand return to the original ideals of The Papa Luigi Server as compared to Big Boss's big return in Metal Gear Solid 5, except with SGAR after he had abandoned the old server.

Honestly, the shenanigans are pretty much the same as normal.

StupidityBoy would not join until notably later, mostly because he got an Nintendo Switch and has been enjoying it over PC gaming.

I love my Nintendo Switch.
100% Orange Juice

100% Orange Juice is a game on Steam where you happily roll a dice, collect stars, and beat the shit out of everyone who dares to stand in your path to conquest.

## The Salt

While originally intended by SGAR, Ratyhorsman, Dynames, and LittleWeinerMan to be a fun and soothing alternative to League of Legends, upon introducing it to StupidityBoy and playing his first game, he had become overwhelm with pure hatred.

Roll upon roll, StupidityBoy had been denied of everything. No love, no wrath, no fun. As a result, he had entered a comatose state and was never heard from again.

Ironically, he won the next game and has noted that the game is pretty fun.
Clarity

The end all Summoner's Spell in League of Legends.

If you ever lost a game it was because you didn't have a 5-man Clarity

## Clarity too stronk

As of patch 124/124.1241.124whogivesafuck, Clarity was removed from Summoner's Rift...

HA BUT JOKES ON YOU, RITO. WE ONLY PLAY ARAM, AND IT'S STILL ON ARAM.

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Why do we only play ARAM?

Still though, if you don't bring Clarity to ARAM it's pretty much equivalent to bringing only one clip of ammo to a war zone.

## Secondary Off-Meta Cool Guy Strats

### Bot-Lane Smite

During a fight for Dragon, while the enemy team is off being a bunch of fuckwad cock-blockers against your team's jungler, you can be like a certain BAD ASS MOTHERFUCKER and steal Dragon with your bot-lane smite. They will never see it coming.
The Furry Pound

Originally gone to as a joke to test out SGAR's gross furry porn sprays, The Furry Pound actually is a quality Team Fortress 2 Server.

ALSO YOU CAN PUT UP FURRY YIFF SPRAYS AND SEE OTHER PEOPLE'S FURRY YIFF SPRAYS

The time spent on the Furry Pound may have been short, but it was still meaningful.

It's still up too.
Tanto Cuore

Tanto Cuore is a genuinely fun deck building game which allows players to plan ahead to rack up gigantic combos and make great power plays to win you the game. It's relaxing and can be played casually with others and is generally a really fun time.

Too bad that the game is about collecting anime maids.

   I can't show my parents that...

## Notable Cards

### "**Panty Shot"**

Used by Ratyhorsman to win the 19th Tabletop Simulator Tanto Cuore Tournament against StupidityBoy.

This girl is a fuckin' bitch and can make it so you are able to play another card when you draw a card from another card's effect so basically if you plan your deck composition right you can draw a shit ton and be able to use your cards right away and just get everything you need and I'm not mad about the loss, maybe you're mad about the loss, fuck you, you don't know me.

### **Ophelia Grail**

This card basically is a wild card and can make or break the game. The idea is that if you have an odd number of these cards in your possession they'll give you a good number of points, but if you have an even number, they'll make you lose points instead. The card has a great effect in play and moderate cost to get, so she's worth getting for that alone. But with ways in the game to make other players lose cards and a limited pool of cards, this becomes something to look out for and try to keep in your control. With Ophelia as a factor, the game usually ends up revolving completely around her as the win condition and becomes a Holy Ophelia Grail War. haha get it? anime reference.

## BarbaRossa

BarbaRossa was another anime card game played in Tabletop Simulator based off of the concept of a fictional World War II setting. It had a lot of Nazis. There was this one card we would call "**Shrapnel Ass"** because it was of some chick who was sitting on a landmine. This game doesn't seem to be as popular, so images don't seem to be as readily available, so you're going to have to just imagine it I guess.
Chutes and Ladders

Heralded as the pinnacle of eSports, Chutes and Ladders is a cut-throat board game which tests how far the human limit can be pushed. It's do or die in this action packed game of chance in which the tables can turn at any moment.

It fuckin' sucks.

## LORE

Little Samantha was a girl who was raised in a prestigious family of Chutes and Ladder-ers, who had held on to the Championship belt for generations.

Conditioned to achieve victory above all else, Little Samantha had entered the Chute and Ladders Tourney. Cocky and egotistic, Little Samantha had thought she would wipe out the competition, only to be utterly destroyed by her rival, Little Timmy who *walked his little ass on up there*.

Mentally scarred by this loss, Little Samantha vowed to defeat Little Timmy and reclaim the belt.
Helen Keller

Helen Keller is famously known for being able to communicate despite being blind and deaf.

OR IS SHE?

## The Legend or The Fraud?

How in the world could Helen Keller be able to communicate properly without being able to see or hear? How is it possible for her to comprehend the concept of society and existence when all she can do is feel and smell? The only thing she can comprehend is the stimuli from touch and smell, so really it boils down to positive and negative re-enforcement. When Helen smelt dog shit did she understand it was dog shit? No. It just smelt bad. At most she can form a basic animalistic knowledge of recognizing a smell or touch and being like, "nuh uh" or "UHHH HUH", or in this case since she's blind and deaf she'd go, "AUGHHGHHAAAAHAHAHHAHHGGGHH".

I'm not doing the argument justice really, there's more to this candle than being lit or whatever. Point is at most she would be able to understand pleasure and pain, and those two concepts are not enough to communicate the complexities of life. She could recognize the sensation of touching water at most and then scream, but calling that "communicating" is a stretch.

That said, how isn't it that Helen one day hit her gooch against a corner or something and the stimuli from flicking the bean was so good, she'd just masturbate all day? Like she has no comprehension of social standards and all she knows is allocation of pleasure and pain and her own body, so at some point she'd put together, "OH! If I touch here it feels good". That said Helen Keller probably masturbated like ALL THE TIME, and her caretakers were like, "What the fuck, who taught Helen this?"

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Disclaimer: The views expressed in this article do not reflect the opinions of the author or those associated with the wiki at any point in time. The information the article presents is highly inaccurate and should not be taken as fact. This article exists for comedic purposes.

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K-Bot Desu~

K-Bot Desu~ was originally the secondary account for StupidityBoy for use when not he was not readily available but still bored and wanted to talk. Because of how the situation usually played out, K-Bot Desu~ would usually have to talk exclusively through text.

However, K-Bot Desu~ would later evolve to become an independent entity separate from StupidityBoy.

## Personality

Exactly the same as StupidityBoy except he ends every sentence with "desu~"

Example:

> *"You are a fucking stupid piece of shit and should die in a hole desu~"*
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## The Robot Uprising

Due to the power of love and StupidityBoy being able to properly follow a wiki of instructions, K-Bot Desu~ was able to become a separate entity on the Discord server.

Based off Twentysix26's Red, K-Bot can play music, do stupid shit and be bad.

Constantly abused, K-Bot is the slaver of the server who's actual job is to clear the chat when everyone has filled it with too many shitty memes and bad attempts at being funny.
Monster Girls in Sweaters

Due to the continuous efforts of a certain member of Papa Luigi, monster girls have made their appearance within the server.

But specifically monster girls in sweaters.

No one know why these monster girls are in sweaters, but to be fair they should be wearing at least something and a sweater works.

Plan is god.

cutecutecutecutecuteNow to be fair these are PJs, but it's cute.cutecutecutecutecute
The Rise of The Papa Luigi's Wikia

Ain't that shit, meta?

Taking place during the Sad Boy Saga, after disappearing for about a solid month or more, the creative mastermind StupidityBoy returned to the server. After a discussion taking literally only a few minutes, StupidityBoy went on to create and admin the wiki. By sacrificing a night worth of sleep, he was able to really kick this shit off the ground, producing not only 30+ pages, but also learning how to code in Wikia-speak and learning how to set up the themes and redirects as well. This kid is legit shit. That said, this kid is me. Hey-o. Who knows what awaits this shit hole?
Mac n' Cheese

Listen here, I know you're feeling down. Let Daddy Bard cook you up some Mac n' Cheese. Just let me pop in it in the microwave and-

What the fuck.

Did you just eat that Mac n' Cheese?

It wasn't even cooked yet.

I just took it out of the fridge and you ate it.

Are you that hungry that you can't wait a few seconds?

Jeez.

Alright, I can cook another, don't worry.

Here it goes.

There, now just let it-

HEY, YOU DIDN'T EVEN NEED IT AND YOU ATE IT. AND YOU DIDN'T LET IT COOK.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

DO YOU THINK MANA GROWS ON TREES?

NOW I GOTTA GO GET SOME GUMBLETS, GODDAMMIT.

When I get back though, you ain't getting shit.
Blue Verbena

**Blue Verbena** (ブルー バーベナ, *Burū Bābena*?) is a special consumable herb item. It is an enhanced form of the Verbena. The effect of using a blue verbena results in one party member receiving an increase in their max VIT (Vitality) by 2. It can be used while moving or during combat.

In *Tales of Xillia 2*, it can be bought for 60000 Gald and sold for 600 Gald. It can be obtained from the Sapstrath Deepwood after clearing the game and also from the coliseum against an enemy *Leia* at a 4% drop rate.
Papa Luigi

Papa Luigi is the "owner" of the HQ for all the bullshit featured on this god forsaken wikia.

Despite his importance and the server being in his namesake, he has never actually seen. His existence has also been questioned on many occasions. Who exactly is Papa Luigi? This has been asked many times, but no answer has been found.

###### *It's just SGAR. Don't tell anyone.*

Despite this, the organization of Papa Luigi has continued for many years.

## Ownership

Papa Luigi happens to own many different pieces of real estate causing the server to go through multiple forms depending on mood. Here's some for ya:

* Papa Luigi's Happy Hut
* Papa Luigi's Sad Shack
* Papa Luigi's Bumpin' Bungalo
* A realistic drive-though
* A dump
* An unfortunately named spooky cathedral
You Watanabe

A member of Aqours. Not real. Usually just StupidityBoy.

In Japan-Land her name is "*Watanabe You*" because it's family name first there, but this is AMERICA, and I like the sound of "*You Watanabe*" better.

## In Love Live Canon

In canon, You Watanabe is some chick who goes around yelling "YOUSORO" at people and because of this is exceedingly popular with girls.

She's upbeat and shines like the motherfucking sun, which only adds to her in-world popularity.

She is also literally good at everything except for expressing her clearly repressed and strong homoerotic feelings for her friend and fellow idol.

Which one? Find out by watching the anime.

Except I wouldn't, it's cringe, lmao.
Rafiki

**Rafiki** on Leijonakuninkaassa esiintyvä urosmandrilli, joka on Jylhäkallion shamaani.

## Esiintymiset

### The Lion King: Six New Adventures

#### A Tale of Two Brothers

Rafiki opettaa Simballe, kuinka tärkeää on lupauksien pitäminen kertomalla tarinan Mufasasta ja Scarista.

## Kuvia

Rafiki.Rafiki Simban esittelyssä.Rafiki pitää Kiaraa.Rafiki ja Timonin äiti.Rafiki ja nuori Mufasa.
## Trivia

* Rafikin alkuperäinen nimi oli Kwashi.
* Elokuvan suunnitteluvaiheessa Rafiki oli gepardi paviaanin sijaan.

## Perhe ja suku

**Serkut:**

Biba
Karibu
Jelani
**Veljen/Sisarenpoika:**

Nefu
Hamtaro Arc

A sudden shift of power occurred when the original Papa Luigi Discord Server was abandoned by SGAR and left to StupidityBoy.

SGAR's only note to him was that the server was now a "Hamtaro Server".

As such, StupidityBoy went ahead and converted what remained of the server into a full fledged base for Hamtaro fans of all forms.

Despite the new renovations, the server still was abandoned and to this day pretty much still is.

Below catalogs some of the articles that could be found on the server for your own enjoyment.

For those interested, the server can be accessed through this link: https://discord.gg/UjZgYMk

## The Hamtaro Gallery

The Official Rules of the Hamtaro ServerNOT A TRACED DRAWING
Super Mario Bros 2 Character Select Music

A song infamously known for being too good for it's own good.

Back during the Teamspeak 3 Era, it was played constantly.

Like a bible sermon, those in the server would listen to the song and take in it's knowledge. And when the song had begun to loop it came with mutual agreement between those on the server that it shall continue on.

## History

You can probably guess who made this edit.
Golf With Your Friends

Golf With Your Friends is a never ending struggle to decide who will be The King of Candy Land. Ironically though, the Candy Land map, like the board game, is kind of shitty and literally full of ka-ka and dirty river water.

Other than that you can play with oddly shaped balls and make them jump and fly in space and that is pretty nice I guess.
ManiacRedbull

Joined the clan and has contributed very much towards the clan.

Highly respected individual who was offered a hgiher ranking position but said that he "would rather remain a humble King of Dance"

Has yet to participate in a clanwar, however, is expected to win any he should enter as he is incredible at anything which he attempts.
Caillou

Caillou is a kid who's four, but he a lil' BITCH.

## Caillou was Upset

Caillou is always upset about things, and the narrator will always let you know about this fact.

Because of this, it has become an inside joke to imitate the narrator and Caillou. This usually goes by a similar format each time, for example:

> "Caillou was very upset. He wanted to go the the circus."
>
>

or

> "Caillou was very upset. He didn't think Rosie should have gotten two pancakes."
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or

> "Caillou was very upset."
>
>

> "Caillou: I'm very upset >:("
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## Yellow Car

Yellow Car is a game where you need to spot a yellow car. Upon spotting a yellow car, you must say "Yellow Car!" but in a very specific tone of voice.

Afterwards you must play Red Car next.

## Red Car

Red Car is a game where you need to spot a red car. Upon spotting a red car, you must say "Red Car" but you don't have to say it in any very specific tone of voice like with Yellow Car.

After Red Car there are no other car games and it's just over forever.
Chamomile

**Chamomile** (カモミール, *Kamomīru*?) is a special consumable herb item. The effect of using a chamomile results in one party member receiving an increase in their max INT (Intelligence) by 1. It can be used while moving or during combat.

In *Tales of Xillia 2*, it can be bought for 30000 Gald and sold for 300 Gald. It can be obtained from the Sapstrath Deepwood after clearing the game and also from the coliseum against a *Exoplasma* at a 4% drop rate.
Goblins

At heart, all men are goblins, and are capable of unleashing their goblin-ism upon reference or discussion of women and/or pornography.

Caused by the combination of the boy-like mischievousness and the animal instinct brought out by the vulgarity, Goblin-ing is inevitable in any male.

## Symptoms

Symptoms of Goblin-ing can include speaking in a more subtle secretive tone as to add discretion to the discussion, nodding heads in agreement with others, low hefty laughter, mutual consent over something questionable, and squatting your legs and hopping up and down while holding your arms out while holding a club and snarling at passersby.
The Shovel Goddess

The Shovel Goddess is an entity on the Papa Luigi server who while never actually appearing on the server personally, has made a name and history for herself through her collective brief cameos in the background and occasional conversation.

As such she is considered a figure of worship, leading to the creation of The Shovel Goddess Army.

~~I'm pretty sure she's into BL.~~ edit: VERY INTO BL CONFIRMED

Forgot to order my shit once cuz she got smashed.
Haha, What?

***"Haha, What?"*** is a term used to opt out of adding anything meaningful or providing commentary to a conversation and instead purely state one's confusion towards the current topic in either a rudely sarcastic or playfully jesting manner

For example:

> "I am thinking about trying out for the football team, what do you think?"
>
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> "Haha, **what?**"
>
>

or

> "What if everyone just turned into a pear and we could make fruit cocktails out of our pee pee whenever we wanted?"
>
>

> "Haha, **what?**
>
>

***"Haha, Yes."*** is a term used in a similar manner, except to state one's agreement, potentially in an inronic manner, but nevertheless still just as disinterested and sarcastic in tone.

For practical usage, tone of voice and delivery are important for either of these situations.

With enough practice you might even be able to pull off saying just "Haha" as a response, but having all of your implications come across to everyone within range.
StupidityBoy

StupidityBoy one of the main members of Papa Luigi's and is the best ever and he's really cool.

In real life he is a 15 Year Old Jailbait Girl who is looking for dick.

He also pretty much single-handedly created this wiki and the content on it.

Looks like somebody has too much free time :V

Likes pineapple but hates watermelon.

Does not appear on the server all too often, but apparently enough to write a whole wikia about it.

## Personas

StupidityBoy has taken on many different names and personas. Here are a few:

* **"PriPri is not making me hard"** - A reference to the anime TV series "Pri-Para", which did in fact not give him a boner.
* **"I"M NUCLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"** - I'M WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILD.
* **"Gimmie Twintails"** - The name of the 1st ED of the anime TV series "Ore, Twintails ni Narimasu" which he didn't watch.
* **"E? Heibon Desu yo??"** - The name of a manga.
* **"#NoHentai"**
* **"user347776749PLAYBACK"** - Based off the song, Playback by Bradio, not actually because it's complicated.
* **"Powerful Errections"**
* **"Nature Valley is Full of Cum"**
* **"AHHHAHGHHGHGhHHH"** - Pronounced *"AHHHAHGHHGHGhHHH"*
* **"Busty Little Sister"**
* **"K-Bot Desu~"**
* **"Neo Geo Evangelion"**
* "**Raison de Latrine"**
* **"Corrupting Pure Hearted Girls"**
* **"Unnamed Cards Against Humanity Persona"** - During an online CAH game with one random and this guy, StupidityBoy took on the role of someone looking for exclusively 65-75 year old black pussy to exclusively only stare at. It was funny af.
* **"Well Seared Steak"**
* **"StupStupStupidityBupBupBupBupy"**
* **"You Watanabe"** - This includes many variations of this name, like *"You WatanapidityBoy"*, *"I want to be You Watanabe", "I Watanabe You", "You know I like Watanabe", "You Watanabe You Watanabe", "Fuck You Watanabe"*, ect.
* **"Stalwart Seahorse"** - Official canon Metal Gear naming scheme
* **"Bloodbath Boulevard"**
* **"D-List Animator"** - Technically not true.
* **"GanbanrubidityBoy"** - Here.
* **"xXxSEXDRAGONWEEDMASTERxXx"**
* **"Golden Perch"**
* **"SHANARI SHANARI OJOU-SAMA"**
* **"THE BUKK@KE M@STER"**
* **"Burnt Squid Cum"**
* **"2bidityBoy"** - After 40 hours of Nier: Automata
* "**2BnutButterButterfingeridityBoy"** *-* After biting into a crispity crunchity Butterfinger
* **"Phantom Thief StupidityBoy"** - After 50 hours of Persona 5
* **"Clean Napkin"**
* **"Kennyisaplaceonearth"** - Based on the song, "Heaven is a Place on Earth"
* **"SleepidityBoy"** - I sleep :V
* **"beattheshitoutoflittlegirls"**
* **"Sock-Con 19''** - If you ever get the chance, ask me about Sock-Con, it was an unexpectedly great time.
Goofy Game

The act of a "Goofy Game" in League of Legends is when your team composition is fucking stupid, but fun.

## The Vanilla Goofy Game

The vanilla goofy game is accomplished when a single lane is made up of two or more champions with hooks. This could mean Summoner's Rift Bot-Lane with two hooks, or an ARAM game with two hooks. While hook characters are necessary, champions with hard-as-fuck stuns or knock-ups constantly up also work.

## The 4-Man Support Fake Out

One of Papa Luigi's more complicated and coordinated plans:

1. Have a party of 4 enter a normal Vs. Bots game. (This is for morality's sake)
2. Choose appropriate champions for each lane, working around the random 5th player's choice, BUT DO NOT LOCK IN. Everyone should also have the Teleport summoners spell.
3. During the last few seconds, the closer the better, all 4 players must switch to a support character and lock in.
4. When the match starts, enter your respective lanes like normal but do not engage in any form.
5. When the time comes, (usually when the minions reach lane), all 4 players must spam pings around the 5th random player and teleport to him. Even if you are the player sharing the lane with him/her you must also teleport to him/her when the time comes despite being right next to them. Once the group has been assembled, The 4-Man Support will begin.
6. As a 4-man support, the goal is to support the 5th random player and let him/her get every single kill and only partake in assists. That said, feel free to ruin his cs as compensation. No matter where the 5th player may go, you must attempt to follow suit even if it means your death. This includes tower diving and walking into fountain. That said, another rule is that if the 5th random player happens to die, all the other remaining players must attempt to die as well. If the 5th player re-spawns before you can kill yourself, you might as well recall at that point. Better to live with the shame rather than mess up the comp.
7. At the end of the game the player with the least kills, most assists, and closest number of deaths to the 5th player is considered the best support.

### Special Cases

#### The 5-Man Support

If the 5th random player happens to also be a support, you will support the support in the exact same manner. Now you also may ask, "If everyone is support who is going to do damage? Won't you lose?" and I say this.

*This is against normal bots. If you cannot beat them even with this handicap, you should consider practicing on bots instead of trying to goof on them.*

#### This Guy is Shit

If the 5th random player is shit then rules are off and go fucking wild. Go level 5 Baron who even gives a fuck.
Nunu

Nunu is a single bachelor from League of Legends who is currently looking for some snu-snu.

## Personality

Nunu is fucking loud and obnoxious, speaks in the third person, and only writes in all caps.

He is so desperate for snu-snu that he will literally beg for it.

He is also constantly hungry and needs to eat even if it means him dying to obtain the food.

He will chase you down and relentlessly slap you and hurl ice.

I don't know if he's the kid or the yeti.

*Does it even matter?*
Candy Land

Candy Land is a children's game board played from time to time in which players uses cards which represent different colored spaces on the board to either "GO BIG" or "GET FUCKED", usually being the later.

Popularized by the pretty "meh" video *Kenny and Chef Bread, "*Candy Land" has become synonymous with going "OOOOOOOOHHHH" or pretending to be King Candy.
BOYS BE AMBITIOUS

Coined by William S. Clark.

Well, it's pretty straight-forward.

Uhhh... we probably heard it from anime or something in like 3 separate ways.

## Willam S. Clark: Ambition Rising

Clark was a man who knew a whole lot about dirt and animal penis. That said, Japan's dirt and animal penises weren't in the best shape after some bad shit happened so they hired him as a foreign advisor. He created his own lil' school in Sapporo and basically made every single human being on the island of Hokkaido fall in love with him. He probably had a gigantic crowd of Japanese school girls fawning over him and probably was the bancho of all the delinquents, as well as the ace of the baseball team. His work had left an significant impact on Hokkaido's scientific and economic development and made Japan great again as a result.

This was all done in eight months.

After killing the game and crushing so much pussy, Clark sadly had to return to America to get money, get bitches. Thousands of distraught Japanese schoolgirls and admiring schoolboys swarmed the area as Clark was making final preparations for his departure. Before flying off into the sky on a jetpack powered by manure, Clark gave the people of Hokkaido a final send off of, "BOYS BE AMBITIOUS!"

His words still echo through out the Land of the Rising Sun to this day.

He's got a cool statue there too with "Boys be Ambitious" engraved on it, and the school he had formed still operates today as Hokkaido University, one of the nation's finest institutes of higher education or research.

Back in America he was making it big in the mining game, but was screwed over by his unambitious dickhead partner's corrupt actions. This caused Clark's company to fold and had ruined Clark's reputation by proxy, causing his health to degrade as a result. He died of heart disease at his home in Amherst in 1886.

Like Clark had once told his students and the people of Hokkaido, "Boys be ambitious." Live life ambitiously, and maybe you too will revitalize Japan's dirt and animal penises.
Sad Boy Saga

After SGAR had to disappear from the server for a whiiiile, things got notably more boring, as noted by Ratyhorsman and Jrwheels. It's like the Dark Ages except longer and actually more serious.

During the same time was also the development of The Papa Luigi's Wikia.

Also the changes being made to League of Legends were pretty good too.

But tragedy struck when Jacob has announced the end of the Teamspeak 3 Server, forcing the squad to flee to some other stupid server thing.

## The Move

The lil' Muppet Babies needed a new home, so they went from program to program looking for one. Eventually they discovered Discord and that ended up working out PRETTY WELL.

## The "Whatever I Want"

Then everything went back to normal, except StupidityBoy and Dynames had finals and were never seen from again, which was fine since they disappeared for long periods of time anyway. With the new Discord shit coming in, Ratyhorsman created the new Discord server, "Whatever I want" which whatever happened in.
Sir Master Bates

Sir Master Bates was one of the earliest members of Papa Luigi, but also one of it's most infamous.

While many of his acts have gone undocumented, he without question was a major factor in the earlier stages of the server during the Teamspeak 3 Era.

He can also be credited as a notable contributor to the progression of the norm for GMod Cinema and was an early adopter and advocate for the "Dark Hour".

Sadly, Sir Master Bates went on to be a console pleb, returning momentarily only to play "The Amazing Spiderman 2" on his newly upgraded PC.

This PC now collects dust in a cave, only used to occasionaly play Minecraft by third parties.
Poi Poi

Termed by the impeccable StupidityBoy, "Poi Poi" is another term for "Poison", used for when it's cute. Which is always. Poison is literally the most adorable way to kill a person. It's like if little ants went up your dick hole and bit you on the inside then died inside and you peed them out, but then you later died from internal bleeding from all of the little ant bites inside your dick.

A good example of Poi Poi-ers is Beep Bop Beemo.

## Koi Koi Seven

Herald as "pretty shitty" by SGAR, Koi Koi Seven is the anime TV series where some dumb ass guy attends an all girl school and lots of shit tries to kill him. 6 girls appear and they become the Koi Koi Seven, sworn to protect this guy from the bullshit. But, "ohh noooo" because they see each other nakee all the time and all get the cummies or something.

Like, HOW UNFORTUNATE, RIGHT?

In relation to Poi Poi, Koi Koi Seven is the direct inspiration for Poi Poi as being Poi Poi'd is also "pretty shitty". But just like if you actually enjoy Koi Koi Seven, if you do enjoy getting Poi Poi'd, I'm sure you have your reasons, and hey, I won't judge.
The Moth

StupipidpdpupuidyBoy, jrbutt, rayguy, dybababa, and a third party were playing a lovely game of Drawful and having a splendid time when suddenly a 1.5 inch moth assaulted Stuppy. But luckilly, StupidityBod ain't a bitch, so he went after it. However, what was suppose to be a simple execution of the moth turned into a nightmare as the moth deliberately threw itself between the glass and the active bulb of Stupiddumbass's lamp, causing it to light on fire. StoopidityBoy reacted quickly and blew the fire out and turned off the lamp preventing his room from being lit ablaze, but the problem still remained of the moth wedged inside his lamp.

The removal went smoothly, but to his horror, upon being removed the moth started to spaz all over the place as it tumbled out of the air, crashing to the ground where it jerked in pain. The fucking moth was still alive. Terrified and guilt-ridden, StanLeetitiyBoy properly ended the poor moth's life in a tissue, and then proceeded to dump it in the toilet and urinate on it.

His room smelled like burnt moth for a good 10 minutes.

Drawful is really fun though.
Discord

After the shut-down of the original Geostyx Teamspeak server, Discord became the replacement talkie place.

## Hot Shitty Garbage

It was pretty shit in the begining. Audio quality would jump up and down, DC's, lagged the computer, shit sucked. BUT, it was the perfect place to post our shitty memes, which was it's one saving grace. BUT THEN ONE DAY...

## They did some stuff.

THEY DID SOME STUFF AND IT'S PRETTY GREAT NOW, SHIT DOESNT DESTROY MY COMPUTER AND THEY ADDED SERVERS AND ROLES N SHIT TEAMSPEAK DIDNT HAVE, ITS REALLY NICE AND NOW WE HAVE A ROBOT SO ITS EVEN BETTER, HEY GO CHECK OUT DISCORD ITS REALLY NICE.