Doctor Gamer

Drummer for TCoS

**Doctor Hanz Franklin Seymour Gaméur** known more commonly as **Doctor Gamer** is the drummer for TCoS. As well as drumming for TCOS he is also known for his mysterious solo career as well as many vigilante endeavours. Despite bearing striking resemblance to Scottish actor Peter Capaldi, Gaméur insisted this was purely coincidental, noting there was no chance they could be long lost twins.

The Daily Vortex famously quoted an unnamed member of the band as saying “*Doctor Gamer isn’t the best drummer in the world… Let’s face it, he isn’t even the best drummer in The Cult*”. This led to much speculation that Doctor Gamer did not actually feature on any recordings, rather he had been employed simply as eye candy for the more mature of the TCoS fan base with all drumming duties being provided by a machine, This rumour was sensationally quashed when a press release issued on behalf of the entire drum machine industry stated that it was absolutely impossible to program any drum machine to be that bad.

### Early Life

Born Steven Fredrick Edward Peter Joshua Steven Stevenson on April 14th 1958, Gameur has made clear that he has little memory of his childhood, describing his earliest memories to be very "bleak" with "lots of rain". Most of his early life is unknown even to himself, although he is due to feature on STV's newest TV endeavour, Ancestry with Davrid Goodoson next year to discover his relatively unknown past.

At age 26, Gaméur changed his name from Steven Fredrick Edward Peter Joshua Steven Stevenson in order to break away from his mysterious past, stating that he wanted to become "completely his own person" without "any ties to any family". He thus changed his name to Hanz Franklin Seymour Gaméur, which he partly stole from popular German turned Abzorbaloftian philosopher Hanz Seymour. Gaméur studied at Clom University under this name, eventually finishing 2/1 in advanced quantum drumming.

At age 34, Gaméur married his first husband, Peatour Kaay, renound Clom fugitive whom he met whilst at university. Their relationship was rocky, lasting only 2 years, with Gaméur expressing regret in later life about this relationship, stating that it was nothing but "absorby" throughout. Many years later, Gaméur would gain controversy in his eventual music career after he was photographed having dinner with Kaay years after their supposed divorce. Kaay has never spoken publicly about their marriage, with details only being revealed in Gaméur's memoir "Bah Drumbug".

### Early Music Career

Gaméur began recording music at age 45 under his college nickname "Dr Hanz Gamer", later opting to drop "Hanz" for simplicity. He never had any success during his early years, releasing music only on ClomTube. By age 50, Gamer had all but given up on his dream for stardom. During this 5 year period, Gaméur released 2 mixtapes, "DJ Hanz P1" along with its sequel "Gamer Tapes P2". Gaméur said he abandoned his early music career as he felt that he didn't get enough gratification from his Rexas fans, attributing this to his music never taking off in Raxacoricovarlonpatorius.

By age 61, Gaméur had completely given up on any chance of relevance. He later moved away from Raxacoricofallapatorius, where he was living, away back to his home planet of Earth, hoping to just settle down with his current wife, Clang Fix Ash Cloromarter Slitheen. They moved to Scotland, with Gaméur remarking how it just "felt right" to live in Scotland.

 Compilation albums
 Live albums
 EPs
 Singles

 Lüking Güd | *Lüking Güd* (2020) • *Rainbow Dreamers Strike Back* (2021)