Harvey Beaks s02e03 (Fee's Pyramid, Life Debt)

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1 [cheerful music] Harvey # Harvey # # Harvey # [panting] So babies, huh? How's that going? Oh, you know, little Michelle here has been quite the handful.
- Do you want to hold her? - Yeah! - Did you wash your hands? - Nope.
You know, Fee, I think of you like family.
What do you think about becoming Michelle's honorary sister? - Wow! Really? - Yes, I think you'd be wonderful.
Go long, Harvey! [gasps] Fee, Michelle is just a baby.
- You got to be more careful.
- Oh.
Okay.
Can't throw babies.
Got it! Okay.
You know, being an honorary sister could be a good thing for both of Fee, no! What? I can't bury them either? How many rules are there? [music] Fee, I get it.
You're the tough type, which is good when you're a sister to a twin brother, but not so good when you're a sister to a baby.
What?! I'm a great sister! Just look at Foo.
- I'm gonna do a cannonball! - Don't be stupid! - Do a back flip! - Okay! All I'm saying is that you got to act a little differently around babies.
[body thumps] Babies are small and fragile.
[bite] Ah! - Small and fragile - Did Did you see it, Fee? Foo is neither of those things.
I guess it wouldn't hurt to learn a little more about being a sister.
Why don't you find someone to talk it out? Girl to girl.
Sister to sister.
Okay.
I'm gonna go do that.
[laughs] The secret circle meeting has now begun.
- Speak, Fee.
- I've brought you all here because I am Michelle's new sister.
- Oh no.
- That poor little baby.
You dweebs could help me brainstorm ways to be a good sister to a baby.
And you're all girls so it'll be supes easy.
- Uh - Let's start with you, Claire.
- You have a sister.
- Yeah.
We don't really hang out though.
Unless you count her standing on my head.
And using my tears to polish her trophies.
Uh, okay.
Thanks for oversharing.
I think sisterhood is about supporting sisters during their most sisterly times.
And if we find out what it means in our hearts, we can get there.
Sisterhood is all about hearts and being sisters, and just, I I love it so, so much! I had a twin but I absorbed her 'cause I rule! Why do I have to keep explaining I'm not a girl? Gimme some advice I can use! I really want to be a good sister.
I have heard the call and I have answered.
My mom is very in touch with her inner universe, - where all the answers live.
- Oh.
Please use your voodoo to teach me how to be a good sister.
Then, we will begin the journey in your mind.
Lay down, close your eyes.
You are feeling sleepy.
But not too sleepy.
Just sleepy enough to start your journey.
Here we go.
[gasps] What the heck? All: Whoa.
Where are we?? Where is the floor? Floors only limit our spiritual potential.
Oh my gosh.
I'm an only child here.
No pressure.
No judgment.
I'm free! - Gather around, children.
- Whee! Welcome to the inner universe of your minds.
Behold, the pyramid of the sisterhood.
Each side represents the qualities found in only the truest sisters.
Thereness, advicinating, protection-ification, and fun.
Are you ready to learn the ways of the sisterhood? - Uh, I guess.
- Let's begin.
- Ah! Think fast.
- Ah! - What do I do? - You just did it.
You have unlocked the first of the qualities: thereness! You were "there" to catch her.
- Let's try another.
- I'm having problems with a boy.
Uh, maybe punch him?? [thunder crashes] - Uh, talk to him? - Good! Good advice! You have passed the second test: advicinating! Sisters serve as guides.
Another! [cries] Oh, don't cry! Should I just throw it away? If you reach into subspace, you can get anything you want.
Oh, good idea.
[chainsaw whirs] Someone help me.
- Oh! [coos] - Excellent.
Fun! 'Cause girls, they want to have fun.
Man, all of these are so easy! [gasps] What ugly people woke me from my beauty sleep? - Ew.
- This is protection-ification! You're on your own.
Oh my, is that a baby? It looks like the backside of a moose.
And you call yourself a sister.
Oh, I am better than that baby and you.
No one's allowed to talk about us that way, dummy.
Ragh! Owie.
Protection-ification: there's nothing more spiritually fulfilling than the sharp sting of a sword and the blood of your enemies.
- Great job, Fee! - Harvey? What are you doing here? I'm just learning about the brotherhood pyramid.
It's just sports all the way around.
To recap: thereness, advicinating, fun, protection-ification.
These are the four tenants of sisterhood.
You are ready.
[fireworks whistle and pop] Sweet!! Hanzi? Are we done? What the? I have also learned of the pyramid.
- Stare into my eyes.
- Ah! - That was weird.
- Welcome back, Fee.
- Where is everyone else? - We tried to wake you, but you just kept biting and biting and biting.
Ha.
I do that.
So are you ready to embrace your sisterly power? - Yup! So ready.
- Great.
Just run those all by me again.
Maybe I should use a test baby first.
Now, as your big sister, I'm supposed to give you advice.
So, I advise you to eat lots of food so you'll grow up to be big and strong.
You're looking bigger already! I'm a great sister.
Advicinating.
How you feeling down there, Foo? [grunts] I need to know that I can save Michelle if she gets stuck somewhere, so I'm gonna leave you down here for a little while.
You're doing great! Ooh, wet cement! I'm gonna go make a face in it.
[slams] Okay, that cement wasn't wet.
[crowd mutters] We're here live with Littlebark Grove's miracle rescue baby.
What kind of monster would drop a poor, defenseless baby down a well? Bail, bail, bail! Protection-ification.
All right, Foo.
Now that you're in the baby carrier, I can watch you all the time.
Hey, guys! Whatcha playin'? - Umm - Hey, Harvey! Just being a good big sister to Foo here.
You should go tell your mom or something.
Help me.
I'm gonna go sit this one out.
Thereness.
And now it's time to have some fun! I made this baby mobile out of stuff I found on the ground.
[grunts] Hey! Foo, I'm just trying to be a good sister! You used to be a good sister, but now you're mm-mm-bad.
[sobs] Foo, wait! Fun.
[laughs] I guess that weird dragon was right.
[baby grunts] [sighs] Uh, hey, Michelle.
I think we need to talk.
Look, I don't think I can be your honorary sister.
It's not you, it's definitely me.
I'm sure you'll be able to find someone else.
You're a really cool baby.
I just hope we can still be Michelle? Where'd you go? Miriam, it looks like Michelle has slipped away again.
Miriam? Was Michelle out here alone? Michelle! Michelle! Michelle! She could be anywhere.
[gasps] Her bow! And little teeny handprints.
Uh-oh.
[panting] Michelle? [babbles] There you are! Dude, I'm so glad I found you Wait a minute.
- Quicksand? - Oh no! I'm drowning so quickly! Got to think fast! Uh, do you want some advice? Or something protectifica whatsit Ah! Stupid pyramid isn't working.
[groaning] Come on Michelle, work with me.
Ahh! - Wow.
That was nuts.
- Michelle! Fee! She just crawled off! Thank goodness she's safe.
Well, I'm glad you found my pyramid of sisterly qualities so useful.
Actually, I realized I don't need that pyramid stuff.
The only thing I need to listen to is my guts.
Oh, and sometimes I need a stick.
You know what, I think you're right.
She does look pretty happy.
So, maybe you could watch Michelle for a bit? What do you think? [laughs] You guys have fun.
You know, since you've had such a hard time of keeping track of Michelle, I could show you the motherhood pyramid.
No.
Stop that.
[both giggle]

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