Fucking Majestic Horse

* Main
* HQ 1-2
* First Appearance

Mr. Horse (by NELLIE)

Hors (by various Discord users)

**FUCKING MAJESTIC HORSE**, or **FMH** for short, is a large bay horse of unknown origin.

He has a brown coat with a black mane and a white blaze down the middle of his face. He is approximately 18.2 hands tall. FMH's penis is approximately 9 inches, a fact that FMH is constantly insecure about. FMH can comprehend English, but he can only neigh, having only gotten as far with communication as he has because of immediate context.

FMH was first introduced as a horse standing around in the middle of the BARRENS. How he got there and where he came from is not known, and FMH doesn't seem to know either. After being attacked by JERRY and a LARRYCORP ATTACK HELICOPTER and being saved by PROTOTYPE 012, PERRY, and SHERRY, he sided with the REBELLION.

He is the first player character in *Horsequest*.

## Biography

There's nothing concrete we really know about FMH before seeing him in the BARRENS. We have seen flashes of FMH when he was a baby foal (because of an attack from a DAIRYBOT), but nothing is really revealed here.

FMH as a foal in an unknown field.Another view.
### Meeting JERRY and the REBELS

FMH was minding his own business, being as noisy as a horse would be, when JERRY showed up and initiated conflict. FMH rather easily took him down and started messing with his phone, only to be attacked by a LARRYCORP ATTACK HELICOPTER. He was shielded by PROTOTYPE 012 and defended by PERRY and SHERRY, promptly taken to their stolen rebel ship, the LARRYCORP COLONY 15.

### The LARRYCORP COLONY 15

FMH is assigned to RESIDENTIAL ROOM D5-29B and rests. PERRY visits him later and gives a glass of water from, granting him permission to explore the ship. He does so. He greets SHERRY and heads to the canteen. After getting four apples from the LUNCH LAD, he meets NELLIE and DOOFUS. She explains (after being embarrased from FMH staring at her chest) to him that the REBELLION was started by individuals captured by LARRYCORP and experimented on, escaping with technology that were in the LARRYCORP ARCHIVES, the laboratories that they were in. She also explains that he was brought on board because it was rare to see a wild animal not in hiding after LARRYCORP controlled all of the husbandry in the area. She goes on to say that the leaders wanted to talk to him after their mission.

### Attacked by STANFARMS

Suddenly, an attack from a LARRCORP MU-F-O puts everyone on alert. FMH rushes to the scene, attacks two DAIRYBOTS, and regroups with SHERRY, NELLIE, DOOFUS, and TERRY. He proposes that they head up into the MU-F-O by hijacking the TRANSPORT SHIP, but TERRY dismisses the idea as ridiculous. FMH decides to investigate the ship anyway, accidentally detaching from the hooks attached to the ship. He plummets, but TERRY quickly freezes the ship in mid-air. FMH lands on the engine controls, causing the ship to fly up into the the MU-F-O.

There, he explores the dark halls, noticing some BLACK SUBSTANCE while following sounds to locate a room with bright arcs of electricity surrounding a machine. He grabs an STANFARMS TECHNICIAN LEVEL IDENTIFICATION CARD from this room. After a bit more exploring, he chances upon another room with more MODIFIED TRANSPORT SHIPS stationed above some doors on the floor. Inside the room is a control room, where he runs a SOFTWARE UPDATE and updates the GRAPHICS.

## Kills

FMH has a kill count of THREE (3).

* JERRY
* TWO (2) DAIRYBOTS

## Bane Notes

### Drawing FMH

I don't quite keep it a secret that FMH is traced, and it is incredibly obvious when I doodle him without a reference. From Panels 1-15 (and whenever he popped up during Harry's arc), I searched up matching images on Google that would fit the vibe. Maybe when I get more time, I'll find them all. Currently, I draw him using a model of Roach from *The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt*. I'm aware that Roach is a mare while FMH is a stallion, and I don't really care.