Remarkable Republican

> "Greetings YouTube, Remarkable Republican here, to bring you the truth with truth-flavored bias."
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## Remarkable Republican

Here to bring you the truth with truth-flavored bias

### Role

Antagonist (formerly)
Neutral

## EFAP Information

### Latest Appearance

EFAP #65

**Remarkable Republican**, often shortened to **RR** or **R2**, is certainly remarkable, and allegedly a republican. He makes historical, political, and movie review content, typically through a right-wing lens. EFAP has witnessed some of his more bizarre takes, namely that the Star Wars original trilogy is a racist, politically correct, demon-worshipping, terrorist film trilogy and that Tywin Lannister is a homosexual. Despite his questionable views on movies, politics, and homosexuality, he made EFAP history by being confident enough to take on a five-man EFAP roster single-handed.

## History

### Star Wars and The Apex Homo

MauLer, Rags, JLongBone, and Metal first encountered the Remarkable Republican when they watched his video "**The Star Wars Original Trilogy Sucks**" where he argued that not only does the Original Trilogy suck, but the prequels are better. He had this to say:

* things don't carry from one movie to another. In first movie, Darth Vader is just robot enforcer sith, then he is "pussy-ass emotional dad" of Luke. Not lot of continuity to his character.
* It took long too for the death-star to be build, so second one cant be build faster.
* empires hierarchy is in flux, like Tarkin is Vaders superior in the Death Star but then Vader has more power In Empire Strikes Back, after Tarkins death.
* Luke and Leia were siblings and then they kissed, meaning it was badly planed story.
* Mark Hamill looks like a middle-aged lesbian, has no athletic skills nor charisma. He also is just a farm-boy that likes gadgets, so he is basically Fred from Scooby Doo (most likely because Fred wears ascot, which is pretty gay)
* Many video-game characters have more depth that Luke Skywalker.
* Leia is only "best friend hot" and not the required "leading actress hot" (basically she is like the friend of the hot actress, you can figure out what he means), is obsessed with "faux bad boys", she's useless as she doesn't have the Force and she still calls herself princes, even though her planet was destroyed. Actress also can't act and is raging alcoholic.
* Han Solo is morally ambiguous and does things that should be cool, but he just isn't because he has a half-mullet (not edgy enough). He also has no special skills as everyone can fly and shoot (even the fucking walking carpet can do it), the scene where he kills Greedo doesn't have consequences as no other hunter comes after him and his affiliation is obvious as he can't joint the Empire as they would execute him, so there is no fear.
* Millennium Falcon is just a piece of shit and shouldn't survive battles.
* Chewbacca is a walking carpet, a waste of a character, and a big dog that kids can buy toys of if they want to pet a dog.
* Obi-Wan is too old and can't fight, even though he shouldn't be that old when you consider his age in the prequels. Trains by telling riddles - that doesn't make sense, if you want to train someone in philosophy then its good, but not in fighting.
* Obi-Wan is dead, so his role in 2/3 movies is useless and you cannot talk about him anymore since.
* Worse character than Obi-Wan is C-3PO, the gay robot butler.
* Vader (1977) is a rip-off of RoboCop (1987) (only difference is that one uses sword and other uses gun) and Frankenstein and also has no mechanical enhancements like super speed or electricity enhanced senses. His overrated and its ambiguous if he is tragic hero or badass.
* Darth Vader is white, but sounds like a black basketball player, making him ethnically ambiguous.
* George Lucas is evil, because the Force is clearly anti-Cristian and about getting advice from demons, he tried to make British people look smart with their accent, and calling the villains the Dark Side is obviously racist, as the Light side is made of white people and Siths are robots or deformed thing like the Emperor, clearly all the other races.
* People believe Jedi religion is real but its not, unlike Christianity that was inspired by God. Its seemingly baded on prayer or something, who knows.
* Rebels equipment are not cool, as X-Wings are gay, A-Wings are outdated, and Y-Wings are useless. Are the rebels good guys since they have bombers that they could use to bomb civilians? Confusing and not well though out
* Lando is more fobbish Neil degrasse Tyson, almost to point of being the Funky Phantom.
* Cloud City makes no sense because it looks like Dragon Ball Z, and only gas giants have clouds. Where is the ground or where they get the food?
* Storm troopers don't look futuristic nor have any life to them and ships look like toys. Laser guns are unrealistic because they dont fire like real lasers and have bad NES sound effects and pebblets. Imperial walkers make no sense as they are could be tripped.
* C3PO isn't advanced enough AI and is just annoying.
* The Rebellion is evil because Ackbar is named after an Indian warlord, rebellion forces neutral people to fight and are clear aggressors in the conflict. They are clearly anti commerce as Han Solo joins them and he is a is a pirate.
* The Rebellion is also politically correct because they have a lot of races of al.
* What did the Empire do to have Rebellion fighting them? Taxes or they have magic man in the Empire? We are not told that. How could they even tax the millions of planets? What are the rebels fighting for? They are just agresssors

They then took a look at another video of his, "**Tywin Lannister: Homosexual**." Remarkable Republican had this to say:

* Twyin Lannister is the ultimate homosexual (total super fag), the special among the all ones in the Game of thrones.
* He is widow and doesn't have mistresses. Has children but doesn't have any bastards, unlike other people.
* Hates Tyrian because he is whore monger, most likely because Tywin doesn't understand being attracted to women.
* His children are sexual deviants, which known to run in families and since mother is dead they must have gotten it from him.
* he doesn't marry his nieces or any young women, even though there is no stigma for old man to marry young woman.
* Homosexuals are historically bad generals and uses ruses instead of fighting in battlefield, which is womanly.
* doesn't care about glory, as glory gives people women and he doesn't care about women
* is jealous and petty, like how mothers are jealous of their daughters good looks, and since he is women minded he is homosexual
* Doesn't include himself in the marriage scheme, even though he included every other person
* Avoid all sexual intercourse
* homosexuality was going to be made illegal and punishable by death, so he was afraid of his own life

### The Man Who Tanked The 'FAP

Remarkable Republican's next big encounter with the boys was on EFAP 65, the latter Farewell Wolf stream. He appeared in the chat and ended up coming on the stream for a debate. MauLer, Rags, Wolf, Fringy, Jay, and Remarkable Republican began talking about Game of Thrones, and the chat demanded that Shad be brought on. The line rang for some time but Shad did end up answering, and responded to R2's defense of the battle with a simple, "Do you know what castles are meant to be used for?" R2 and the boys went at it for some time, with R2 swinging and missing every single time. To his credit, Remarkable Republican was as civil as they come, and his willingness to go into a 5-on-1 and later 6-on-1 debate is worthy of respect.

### True Identity Discovered

MauLer revealed that he and the gang had been suspecting that Remarkable Republican was a troll for some time, and that this had turned out to be true. Remarkable Republican was in fact a Deceptive Democrat, and had another channel where he gave his actual views. Apparently, he found it difficult to keep up the Remarkable Republican persona because it was hard to pretend to be stupid for that long.

## Trivia

* Character of R2 works at a gas station and talks to the patrons about his theories, “did you know that the star wars original trilogy suck?”
	+ wears backwards baseball cap
	+ can't count in roman numerals, just know that 1 and 1 makes 2
	+ His very tolerant man, allows robots to be gay and black, just wants to know if person that has "black voice" is indeed black
	+ might be hiding his repressed sexuality by saying that the gays are evil.
	+ thinks that fighting one in one is manly, while using strategy is gay
	+ He is the most powerful gay wizard, capable of making anyone he points at into a gay