Countdown Crisis/Transcript

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**(A.D. 23XX)**

## Part 1: Death? There’s An App For That!

(The Episode Begins With A Countdown From 10 To Zero, Once It Hits Zero, A Buffer Symbol Replaces The Zero Which Then Forms The Title “Countdown Crisis, As The Title Fades To Black)

(The Episode Begins At A Party)

**Giggles:** So Yeah, Life For Me Is So Grand Since I Found My Lovely Snowers

**Flaky:** I’m So Happy For You, But Something Between You Two Doesn’t Seem Right…

**Snowers:** And What Is That?!

**Flaky:** Well, You Two Being Together Is…

**Petunia:** Hey Guys, I Just Found An App That Can Predict When One Dies, I Want You To Install It So We Can Compare When We Die.

**Flaky:** That’s Weird… Never Heard Of That App Before… But Whatever, What’s The Worst That Can Happen?

(Flaky Sees That She Only Has 3 Hours And 22 Minutes Left To Live)

**Flaky:** W-Wha! I… Only Have 3 Hours And 22 Minutes Left To Live?! That’s Impossible!

**Giggles:** Ooooh! That Must Suck For You!

**Snowers:** Ooooh You're Gonna Die!!!

(Meanwhile Outside, A Drunken Toothy Gets In His Car)

**Toothy:** Come On Flakers, We Need To Get You Home.

**Flaky:** You Know What? I Think I Should Just Walk Home Tonight…

**Toothy:** You’re Loss!!

(Toothy Drives Away As Flaky Sighs)

**Flaky:** That Was A Close One!

(App Notification Scream)

**Flaky:** Huh?!

(Takes Out Her Phone)

**Countdown App Notification:** User Agreement Broken.

**Flaky:** User Agreement Broken? What Does That Mean? Ah, It’s Probably Nothing.

(Suddenly She Sees A Black Figure Outside Her House)

**Flaky:** Ok! This Is Freaking Me Out!

(Flaky Goes To Her House And In The Bathroom To Calm Herself, Before The Lights Go Out And Flaky Is Killed And Soon Drops Dead At Zero, At The Same Time, Toothy Crashes His Car And A Tree Branch Impales The Seat Where Flaky Would Have Been Sitting.)

(Meanwhile At The Hospital, Cheyenne Miller, A Nurse Trainee Is Seen Rolling A Cart Down The Hall Before It Cuts To Toothy’s Room)

**Toothy:** I Don’t Know What The Hell Happen! At One Moment, People At That Party I Was At Were Talking About Some Countdown Predictor App Bullshit! The Next Thing I Know, I Got This App Stuck On My Phone And Correctly Predicted Flaky’s Death!

**Cheyenne M:** Let Me See Your Phone!

(Toothy Hands Cheyenne His Phone With A Countdown At 19 Hours 43 Minutes And 47 Seconds)

**Toothy:** And Now It’s Saying I’m Going To Die During That Surgery!

**Cheyenne M:** Huh…

(Later)

**Cheyenne M:** (To Emily McDonald) And That’s How That App Works, It Just Predicted Someone's Death!

**Emily M:** Weird! I Think That App Has Some Problems! But Anyways, Congratulations On Passing Your Nurse’s Exam!

**Cheyenne M:** Thanks, I Thinks Everyone Should See The Length Left!

(Everyone Downloads The Countdown App And Compare)

**Donovan D:** Woo! 57 Years! That Will Make Me The Same Age Thomas Light Died! Man This App Is Spot On!!!

**Cheyenne M:** (Thinks) Hmmm. Maybe I Should Try This. This Seem Strange That There's An App For Death, But Whatever

(Cheyenne M Downloads The App And Sees That She Has Two Days To Live)

**Cheyenne M:** Hm? Two Days? That Doesn’t Seem Right…

**Donovan D:** Come On Cheyenne, Everyone Has Their Time Eventually! You Just Were An Unlucky One!

**Cheyenne M:** Don. Can You At Least Tone Down The Harassment Towards Me…

**Donovan D:** I’ll Try, But Nothing Is Certain…

(Meanwhile At Cheyenne’s House, Cheyenne Is Digging Through The Drawer Where Everyone’s Birth Certificates Were Before Alisia Sees What She's Doing)

**Alisia G:** Mom! What On God's Green Earth Are You Doing?!

**Cheyenne M:** Checking Everyone's Birth Certificates.

**Alisia G:** And Why Would You Do That?!

**Cheyenne M:** Um… Just To Make Sure Everyone Is In There???

**Alisia G:** I Don’t Know About You, But That Sounds Like A Shitty Excuse!

**Brandon G:** Ugh! Could You Guys Keep It Down! I’m Trying To Sleep!

**Alisia G:** Mom Was Digging Through The Drawer Where Everyone’s Birth Certificates Were!

**Brandon G:** I Think I Know Why She Did That, Because I Saw On The News About An App That Is Predicting Everyone’s Death, And I Got A Text From Her When I Was Sleeping That… Well… I Won’t Say It Because It Would Be Shocking To You.

**Alisia G:** Ugh! Whatever!

**Brandon G:** Sorry About That, Our Daughter Is Going Through Some Tough Times After Dexter Broke Up With Her. But Anyways, Me And Alisia Were Gonna Visit My Mom Patti’s Grave This Weekend. Wanna Come?

**Cheyenne M:** I’ll Think About It.

(Meanwhile At The Hospital)

**Emily M:** Toothy, You’re Surgery Is In Three Minutes

**Toothy:** Ok, I Be There

(Jordan Leaves And Toothy Checks His Countdown And It’s At 3 Minutes. Toothy Skips His Surgery To Keep Himself Safe)

(App Notification Scream)

(Takes Out His Phone)

**Countdown App Notification:** User Agreement Broken.

**Toothy:** Shit!!!

(He Tries To Escape The Hospital, But Is Confronted With An Apparition Of Flaky)

**Toothy:** F-Flaky?!

(The Apparition Changes Into The Entity And It Kills Toothy As His Phone Falls Down To The Bottom Of The Stairs, Followed By Toothy)

(At The Hospital At A Later Time, Cheyenne Came In)

**Graphic:** Later.

**Cheyenne M:** What Is Going On.

**Emily M:** I Need You To Do An Autopsy On Toothy, He Died From What Seems To Be Falling From The Stairs.

(Cheyenne Checks Toothy Dead Body Only To Find His Phone, After Unlocking It, She Sees That The Countdown For Him Is At Zeros)

(Later At The Employee Lounge, Cheyenne Is Tapping Her Feet In Coldness. Then She Texts Brandon And Says “Honey, I’ve Made My Decision And I Don’t Want To Go To The Cemetery This Weekend”)

**Cheyenne M:** Phew!

(App Notification Scream)

(Takes Out Her Phone)

**Countdown App Notification:** User Agreement Broken.

**Cheyenne M:** Huh?! That Doesn’t Look Good At All

(Meanwhile She Walks Down The Hall And Sees A Dark Room, Only For Nothing To Be There. Then Donovan Grabs Cheyenne And Locks Her In A Room With Him)

**Cheyenne M:** God! Can’t You See I’m Trying To Do Something!

**Donovan D:** I Just Want To Tell You Something, You Should Probably Pay Me Back For All I Did For You.

**Cheyenne M:** If You Think You’re Gonna Harass Me! The Answer Is No!!!

**Donovan D:** Alright Fine! I’m Sorry! Just Continue Doing What You Were Doing! Ok!

(Cheyenne Runs To Jordan)

**Cheyenne M:** Jordan! What Do You Think About Donovan?!

**Emily M:** Well, I Think He’s…

**Donovan D:** Jordan, I Need To See You For A Second!

**Emily M:** I’ll Tell You More Later!

(Donovan Strugs As He Goes With Jordan)

(App Notification Scream)

(Takes Out Her Phone)

**Countdown App Notification:** User Agreement Broken.

**Cheyenne M:** What’s With This Stupid App! This Phone Must Be Corrupted!!

(Meanwhile At Home)

**Cheyenne M:** This App Is Seriously Getting On My Nerves! What Is This App?! I Guess I Should Look It Up.

(She Looks The App Up On Google And Finds An Article About Flaky And A Video About Petunia Being Killed By Something, Even Though The Commenters Call It BS. She Closes The Laptop Only To Be Scared By An Apparition Of Toothy)

**Cheyenne M:** AH!

(She Shoots The Apparition Only For It To Disappear, She Then Chucks Her Phone At The Floor)

(Later At The AT&T Store)

**Cheyenne M:** Hi. I Like To Speak To The Manager

**Handy:** Hold On, Let Me Get Him (Does A Full Turn Around In A Comedic Way) Hello, I’m The Manager, How Can I Help You?

**Cheyenne M:** Uh Yeah, I Got This Weird App On My Phone And I Want It Removed, But I Can’t Seem To Remove It!

**Handy:** Maybe Your Phone Is Broken, Hold On (Struggles To Get A New Phone And Then Does His Signature Scowl, But Grabs It Anyways) Here You Are, Not Gonna Cost You Anything.

**Cheyenne M:** Yeah Thanks I… (Sees The Same App On The New Phone) Ugh! Well, I’m Going Outside To Deal With This…

**Handy:** Yeah, Whatever! Can I Help Who’s Next In Line Please!

**Cuddles:** Uh Yeah, I Had A Question. Did That Woman Also Had That Strange Countdown App?!

**Handy:** Yeah, She’s Outside If You Want To See Her! I’ve Been Getting Way Too Many Complaints About This App!

(Meanwhile Outside)

**Cuddles:** Hey, Do You Also Have That Weird Countdown App?!

**Cheyenne M:** Yeah… Why Do You Ask?!

**Cuddles:** (Shows Her The App At 18 Hours 30 Minutes And 31 Seconds In Counting) I Think You Seeing This Explains Enough.

(Later At A Bar)

**Cheyenne M:** So Why Is This App So Determined To Kill Me. Even When I Canceled The Trip I Was Gonna Have With My Husband And Daughter, It Hit Me With Some “User Agreement Broken” Bullshit!

**Cuddles:** Try Reading The Agreement Terms Again! Because Most Other People Don’t And Suffer The Consequences

**Cheyenne M:** Ok, Let’s See Here (Opens The Terms And Conditions Page) Huh? What’s This? Any Attempt Of Using Any Information To Rival The Countdown Clock To Alter Someone's Fate Will Result In A Breach Disagreement, Accept Your Fate And Deal With It?!!!

**Cuddles:** Yeah, I Got That Same Breach Disagreement At The Time I Canceled A Train Ride I Was Gonna Be On!

**Cheyenne M:** Well, I Got It When I Canceled My Family Cemetery Visit!

**Cuddles:** I Think I Know What This Might Be Revolved Around!

**Cheyenne M:** What?!

**Cuddles:** I Think A Supernatural Being Is Trying To Kill Us!

**Cheyenne M:** Like A Demon?!

**Cuddles:** Yeah, Exactly! It Seems Like Demon Shit To Me!

(The Two Head To A Church To See A Demonologist/Priest Named Austin Carlson)

**Austin C:** So It Seems From What You Are Trying To Tell Me. There's An App That Has A Demonic Presence?!

**Cuddles:** Yeah! That’s Why We Came Here! Demon Shit Like This!

**Austin C:** I Think You Should See This Place First!

(They Are Directed To The Hospital Before Emily Appears)

**Emily M:** Cheyenne! You’re Here! We Need To See You In The Boardroom Immediately.

**Cheyenne M:** Now Wait, Hold On!

(Cheyenne Is Dragged Off Screen)

**Cuddles:** Looks Like I’m Gonna Be Talking To Myself For A While.

(Meanwhile In The Bathroom)

**Cuddles:** Well Damn, I Didn’t Realize That A Demon Made This App…

(He Then Sees A Boy Walking Through Several Stalls)

**Cuddles:** Huh?! What The Hell?!

(He Then Sees The Kid Break His Ankles But In A Demonic Way Turns Them Around)

**Cuddles:** Jesus Christ!!

(The Lights Flicker Off And The Demon Attacks Cuddles Before It Disappears)

**Cuddles:** Holy Poofy Puffballs! This Is Demon Shit!!!

--End Of Part 1--

## Part 2: The Countdown To Death

(Cheyenne And Emily Enter The Boardroom)

**Donovan D:** Good, You're Here! Now Sit Down.

**Cheyenne M:** Ok?

(She Sits Down)

**Donovan D:** Now Let Me Tell You, What Happened Between Me And You Earlier Today Was Totally Unacceptable And It Need To Be Addressed

**Cheyenne M:** You Were Harassing Me! Why Do You Need To Address That More!

**Donovan D:** I Don’t Know! Maybe Because You Are Crazy?!

**Cheyenne M:** Doesn’t Anyone Know About This?!

(Quiet Comments Go Around Questioning Cheyenne’s Sanity)

**Cheyenne M:** GRRRRRR! You Know What, If I Can’t Tell You The Truth, I Guess I Should Just Leave! And Fuck You Donovan!!!

(Cheyenne Storms Out Of The Room In A Fit Of Rage)

**Donovan D:** Well, I Think That’s The End Of That… She Seems To Be A Very Unstable Type Of Woman To Be Working Here…

(Meanwhile, Back At The Church, Only To Find Austin In The Back Munching On Cheez-Its And Listening To Lil Naz X’s Old Town Road)

**Austin C:** Gwaaaaaah! (Falls On The Floor) Ugh! What Do You Want Now!

**Cheyenne M:** We Want Some Answers!

**Austin C:** Answers? Oh! I Know What You Are Saying! Sorry About That, I’m So Inexperienced In This. But I Just Love The Bible, It’s The Ultimate Graphic Novel! But Anyways, In Ancient Times, A Prince Was To Lead His Army Into Battle When His Father, The King, Was Dying. Wanting To Know If He Would Survive, The Prince Went With A Gypsy Who Gave Him A Papyrus That Contained The Exact Moment Of His Death. The Gypsy Warned Him That Under No Circumstances Will He Use That Information To Save Himself. The Papyrus Marked That The Prince Would Die During The Battle, So, Ignoring The Gypsy's Warning, The Prince Sent His Younger Brother Instead. His Brother Manages To Lead The Army To Victory, While The Prince Returns With The Gypsy Asking If The Angel Of Death Would Come For Him. The Gypsy Tells Him That Having Attempted Against His Destiny, What Would Come To Look For Him Would No Longer Be Natural. Ozhin Then Begins To Persecute The Prince, Torment Him Relentlessly And Finally, He Kills Him At The Exact Moment Indicated By The Papyrus.

**Cheyenne M:** So Wait, This Demon “Ozhin” Is Connected To This App?!

**Austin C:** I’m Afraid I Don’t Know The Answer To That. But I Think Handy Might Know That Answer…

(Back At AT&T, Handy Is Stocking Phone Cases)

**Cheyenne M:** Handy?!

**Handy:** Uwaaah, Oof! God Damn It! Ugh, What Do You Want Now?!

**Cuddles:** Can You Check The Code For The Countdown App?

**Handy:** And Why Would I Do That?!

**Cheyenne M:** Because A Priest Said That It Is Connected To Some Demon Named “Ozhin”

**Handy:** Demon, Eh?! Well, I’ll See What I Can Do!

(He Opens The App’s Code And Sees A Lot Of Latin Text)

**Handy:** Now Lets Control F To Find Us

(He CTRL+F’s To Find His Name First And Finds That He Has 32 Years To Live)

**Handy:** Now Let’s See What Happens When I Alter This For Us. Let’s Give Us 92 Years.

(He Alters The Code To Give Him, Cuddles, And Cheyenne 92 Years To Live. Altering The Countdowns On Their Phones In The Process)

**Handy:** Now Let's Hope This Works! But Wait, Who Is This Alisia Person?!

**Cheyenne M:** That's My Daughter! She's On This?!

**Handy:** Yeah, And Unfortunately, She Was Gonna Die Three Minutes Before You! But, No More!

**Cheyenne M:** Thanks A Bunch, Handy!

**Handy:** No Problem!

(Back Outside)

**Cuddles:** Well, I Guess That's The End Of That.

**Cheyenne M:** Hey, Do You Want To Come To My House? I Don't Want You To Be Alone.

**Cuddles:** Sure, Why Not!

(At Cheyenne’s House)

**Cuddles:** Can I Tell You Something?

**Cheyenne M:** What?

**Cuddles:** Well, When I Was Ten, I Had A Brother Who Was Sick And That Took Up All Of My Parents Attention And Got Him A New Toy, Some Stupid Robot Dinosaur. When He Was At His Last Breath, I Took It From It. I Only Now Realize That I Felt Guilty For That.

**Cheyenne M:** Well, Brandon's Mom Patti Was An Angel Towards Me And She Went To A Party, Only To Be Killed By A Drunk Driver.

**Cuddles:** Well, That Must Suck For Your Husband…

**Cheyenne M:** Let's Just Get Some Sleep And We'll Forget About This Whole Problem Tomorrow.

(Cuddles Is Then Seen Sleeping With Cheyenne Until Something Taps Cheyenne Shoulder)

**Cheyenne M:** Uh, Cuddles, Is That You?

**Cuddles:** Um, I'm Over Here…

**Cheyenne M:** Wait, If You're Over There? Then… (Sees A Demon Hand Underneath As It Quickly Disappears) Gwaaaaaah!

**Cuddles:** That Was Him, Wasn't It?!

**Cheyenne M:** Oh No! That Could Only Mean One Thing!

(The Timers Revert Back To There Original Times, Then A Scary Voice Speaks Up)

**???:** If You Try Something Like That Again, I Will Kill You In The Most Slow, Painful And Brutal Ways You Can Ever Imagine! It Will Be Time's Up For You GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Now Excuse Me, I Have Someone's Daughter To Torment!

**Cheyenne M:** Shit! It's Going After Alisia! Come On, We Need To Save Her!

(Meanwhile, Alisia's Clock Is Back To Normal As Ozhin Stalks Her In The Form Of Her Dead Grandma)

**Alisia G:** Grandma Is That… Ah!!! Who Are You?!

**???:** I Am Your Worst Nightmare, And You're Time Is…

(Just In The Nick Of Time Cheyenne Saves Alisia By Turning On The Lights, Causing The Demon To Disappear As They Come On)

**Alisia G:** MOM! WHO WAS THAT!!!

**Cheyenne M:** I'LL EXPLAIN LATER! RIGHT NOW WE NEED TO GET TO THE CHURCH!!!

(Meanwhile At The Church)

**Austin C:** This Curse Will Come For You, Hunt You Down, And Will Overwhelm You Until You Are Utterly Destroyed… This Is Good. This Is Real Good!!! And I Think I Know A Way To End It! All We Need To Do Is Prove Satan's A Liar By Making Their Death Clock Wrong, Only If It's By A Few Seconds!

(They Create The Hell Star Symbol On The Ground By Using White Pain And Holy Salt)

**Austin C:** Ok, All We Need To Do Is Stay In Here Until Your Clock Hits Zero, Cuddles! Then We Should Prove That Satan's A Liar And We Will All Survive!

(The Lights Turn Off And Ozhin Appears, Only To Not Cross The Sodium Boundary)

**Ozhin:** Damn Your Good! But Wait Until You See What I Have In Store For You, Cuddles! You Might Be Able To Prove Satan's Wrong, But You Will Die, Whether It's On Time Or Not!!!

(Unable Not To Get In, He Lures Cuddles Out By Using His Dead Brother's Robot Dinosaur. Ozhin Appears As Cuddles' Younger Brother Again, And Gets Him To Step Outside The Circle. He Does It And Ozhin Grabs Him And Drags Him Off Screen)

**Cheyenne M:** CUDDLES!!

(Cheyenne Goes Outside To Help Him, Only For Cuddles To Die By A Truck Impacting Him Into A Tree As His Clock Reaches Zero At The Moment He Dies)

**Alisia G:** Gah! (Quenching Her Stomach) I Don’t Feel Good!!

(Cheyenne M Takes Her To The Hospital Only To Run Into Jordan Cole)

**Jordan C:** Hey Cheyenne?!

**Cheyenne M:** What!

**Jordan C:** I Heard What Happen With You And Donovan, And It Turns Out That I Also Was Harassed By Him!

**Cheyenne M:** Thanks For Understanding! But, Wait… That Gives Me An Idea!

(She Walks Over To Her Injured Daughter)

**Cheyenne M:** Alisia… We Can Still Prove Satan Wrong! Stay Right Here, I Have Business To Take Care Off With That Asshole Donovan Dygert!

(Cheyenne Enters Donovan's Office)

**Donovan D:** What The, Cheyenne! What Are You Doing Here?!

**Cheyenne M:** Well… I Would Like My Job Back, And I'll Do Anything For You To Get Me Back! But Before We Do This, Can I See You In The Hallway For A Second?

**Donovan D:** Um, Sure?!

(Donovan Goes Out To A Very Dark Hallway, Following A Path Of Miller's Attires Before Cheyenne Attacks Donovan From Behind And Gets Him Down)

**Donovan D:** WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!

**Cheyenne M:** I'M NOT GONNA LET TIME RUN OUT, DIE!!!

(Ozhin Then Saves Donovan, Only For Cheyenne To Get Back Up And Kick Donovan In The Nuts)

**Cheyenne M:** YOU'RE TIME IS UP YOU RAPIST FUCK!!!

(She Throws A Crowbar At Don, But Ozhin Continues To Interfere)

**Ozhin:** I Have Had Enough Of You, Now Watch As I Kill Your Daughter Right In Front Of Your Eyes!!!

(Ozhin Then Attacks Alisia And Throws Her Through A Window And Is About To Kill Her)

**Ozhin:** Your Time Is Up!!!

**Cheyenne M:** Oh Yeah?! Well, I Will Prove You Wrong, Because… DEATH HAS NO TIME LIMIT!!!!

(She Stabs Herself With A Nettle And Injects Morphine In Her System)

**Ozhin:** You Will Not Have Your Time Yet!!

(Ozhin Grabs Cheyenne, Only For Her To Die, Causing Ozhin To Fizzle Away)

**Ozhin:** No! NOO!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(Cheyenne Drops To The Ground)

**Alisia G:** MOM!

(Alisia Cuddles Her Dead Mom In Her Arms, And Was About To Cry, Only To See A Syringe Of Naloxone With The Text "For Deaths By Overdoses Only")

**Alisia G:** I'm Not Gonna Let You Die Here!

(She Revives Her With Naloxone)

**Cheyenne M:** Ugh! Did I Do It?!

**Alisia G:** Take A Look For Yourself

(Cheyenne Looks At Her Phone To See, The Countdown App Shutdown And Both Of Them Hug)

(We Then Cut To That Cemetery Visit)

**Alisia G:** Hey Guys, Take A Look At This!

(Donovan Was Arrested After More Nurses Came Forward About His Sexual Harassments.)

**Cheyenne M:** Well, Serves Him Right!

**Brandon G:** Well, Guess That's All Over Now…

(App Notification Scream)

(Takes Out His Phone Only To See Countdown App Version 2.0)

**Brandon G:** OH!! NO!!!

(Meanwhile, On Handy's Tinder Date)

**Handy:** So, You Really Like Your Sister, Do You?

**Stacy:** Yeah, Considering She Died From A Broken App.

**Handy:** Don't Worry! That Should All Be Over Now…

(App Notification Scream)

**Handy:** Oh No No No No No!

(Takes Out His Phone)

**Countdown App Notification:** User Agreement Broken.

**Handy:** Oh My God! THIS APP NEVER DIES!!!

(The Lights Go Out And Ozhin Attacks Handy)

**Ozhin:** GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

**Handy:** WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

--End Script--