First Date

## Plot

Joy has to go on a date with Arion but worries she might mess it up.

## Characters

* Arion
* Kameron
* Channon
* Nehemiah
* Joy
* Renee
* Martha
* Josie
* Cookie
* Jaime
* Luis
* Robert (Baby)
* Rosie (Baby, first appearance)

## Script

*[The episode starts with Renee shoving a giant book in her locker]*

**Renee**: Get…in there! You, stupid- *[The locker bursts and it falls on her]* Ouch…*[Martha walks up and pulls Renee out]*

**Martha**: Thank you so much! *[sighs]* Hey, habe you seem Joy? I can’t find her!

**Renee**: She’s nervous in the bathroom. She has a date with Arion and she thinks she’ll screw it up.

**Martha**: Well, what are we waiting for? *[They come into the bathroom and sees Joy starring at a mirror, slightly crying.]*

**Renee**: Uhh, Joy? Are you feeling okay?

**Joy**: Yeah, I’m okay! *[Clearly nervous]*

**Renee**: Joy! Your sweating down your pants!

**Joy**: *[Is now covered in sweat]* No, I’m not…

**Renee**: Joy, your clearly nervous about this date!

**Joy**: Of course I am! If I fail this then he might never talk to me again! The last boy I had farted in me! *[Covers her face in shame]*

**Martha**: Woah! Woah! How about we take you home and we help you!

**Renee**: Yeah, everyone else is there! *[Grabs Joy and runs]*

*[Joy’s House, Afternoon. Joy’s friends are inside the house looking for her]*

**Martha**: *[Walks inside]* Hey, where’s Joy? Joy?

**Renee**: Maybe she’s in her room!

**Cookie**: Joy! You better not have started without us! *[Goes upstairs and charges in her room]* WHAT’S GOING ON HERE?!? *[it pans to show Joy using perfume, which she tries to hide, and wearing red lipstick and a yellow dress.]*

**Renee**: What the barnicals are you wearing?

**Joy**: *[Nervous]* Stuff…I…own! *[Quickly wipes off the make up and discards it]* I’m sorry! I look bad I know!

**Martha**: Tell me about it! This yellow dress looks tacky! Look I can help you with dressing up okay?

**Joy**: *[Sits on her bed]* Fine make it quick! *[The girls all start giving her a makeover and turn her into a cheerleader.]*

**Girls:** "Nah!." *[They give her another makeover and turn her into an 80's diva.]* "Nope!." *[They try again and turn her into a fancy princess.]* "Uh-uh." *[One more makeover results in Joy wearing hot pink and having a big red bow.]* "Huh, neat"

**Joy:** *[examines her new look.]* Hmm...I can live with this.*[Looks at her friends]* Thanks, Martha! I love- *[Starts scratching herself]* I love- ugh! *[scratches harder]* I-…this dress! It’s itchy! What gives?!

**Martha**: Oh…I think my dog cuddled with that thing and fleas must’ve got into it. Sorry, Joy.

**Joy**: Great! Now, I have fleas!

**Renee**: It’s fine! Now all we gotta do is get you some makeup on! Just follow me! *[Drags Joy outside her room]*

*[Toon Mall, Daytime, Cut to a photographic booth]*

**Renee**: It’s okay, Joy! Just walk in there and you’ll come out a new person! Cookie, wanna go in,

**Cookie**: Yeah, Sure! *[Goes inside with Joy. They sit down inside]*

**Voice**: Please relax. Look into the red dot and pout. *[As the machine applies the makeup, Joy screams and falls, while Cookie stands perfectly]*

**Cookie**: *[Comes out and looks in the mirror]* Hey, that's not bad! Looking good. Joy, how’d you- *[Screams]* What happened to you?!

**Joy**: *[Swollen]* I think I'm allergic. How come you look so good?

**Cookie**: I don't know. Maybe it has something to do with my... perfect skin.

**Joy**: I think I'm gonna get this stuff off. *[Wipes her face with a cloth, causing both the makeup and her eye to smear]* What happened? Why am I looking at the floor?

**Martha**: Okay, girls. So how did the makeup go? *[Sees Joy]* AAH— *[They then see Arion, Kameron, Channon, and Nehemiah walking down the road. They are playing on a Nintendo 3DS]*

**The Girls**: AAH—

**Joy**: I can’t let him see me like this! *[They throw Joy back into the photographer]* Ow! *[Hears the machine charging up]* Huh? Hey! *[Screams again as the machine applies more makeup to her. Cookie and Renee muffle the sound using random objects]*

**Arion**: Hey, gals! Did I miss anything?

**Renee**: *[Nervous]* Nope! Nope! Not anything here!

**Cookie**: *[Adding on]* Yeah, we’re just chilling!

**Kameron**: Okay, then! Hey, Renee! How ya been!

**Renee**: Hey! I’m doing okay!

**Channon**: Hi, Josie! *[Smells]* I smell Ice Cream! *[Sees an Ice cream truck drive by]*

**Nehemiah**: Well, Martha! I’d love to stay and chat, but I need ice cream!

**Martha**: It’s fine! It’s fine! Just go have fun! *[The Boys except for Arion run off]* Hey, why ain’t you running?

**Arion**: I wanted to ask if Joy was ready yet?

**Josie**: She’s not here! She’s uhh…*[Slaps herself]* at the mall!

**Arion**: Uhh, Josie? *[Points up to show the Toon Mall]*

**Josie**: No, I mean! She’s…Inside the mall! *[Grabs Arion and throws him inside]* Phew! Alright, Joy! You can come out now! *[Joy comes out and she’s even more swollen than before. Her head is bigger than all of there’s]*

**Renee**: Oh, no! No, no, no, no! It’s even worse!

**Joy**: I look horrible! And this dress is itching like crazy! *[Scratches herself again]* If Arion sees me like this, he’ll flip! Please, do something!

**Martha**: Okay, okay! I have an idea! *[Cut to a wide shot of Toon Hospital. From inside]* Okay, Joy! Just hold still! It will be over before you know it! *[A chainsaw, jackhammer, and hammering sound is heard with Joy screaming. Cut to Joy waking up in a hospital bed]*

**Joy**: *[Screams a little]* What?! Who?! How?! *[Feels her face]* Oh, thank goodness. I’m alright. *[Gets up from her bed and runs to the waiting room]* Guys! My face is fixed!

**Martha**: Finally! One of my ideas worked! Come on we gotta get you to Krabs anchors!

**Renee**: Yeah, Arion is there! *[Grabs Joy’s hand and runs out of the hospital]*

**Doctor Kid**: *[Walks on the room]* Okay! How will you be paying? Cash or credit? *[Sees them gone]* Oh, hell no! Nobody leaves without paying! I’m reversing that surgery! *[Grabs a Gun]* Right now! *[Runs out of the hospital]*

*[Cut to Krabs Anchor. At Night. Arion is sitting at his table drinking orange juice, waiting for Joy]*

**Arion**: Huh, maybe she’s not showing up. Eh, oh well. I can wait until tomorrow. *[Sees Joy Come in]*

**Joy**: *[Smiles]* Hi, Arion! *[Scratches herself again]* Dang fleas…*[Quickly sits down]*

**Arion**: Joy, is everything alright? You keep scratching yourself!

**Joy**: Why, yes! Everything is Okay! *[Scratches harder]* Ow! Ow! Ow!

**Arion**: Are you sure? You keep scratching yourself. Is something itchy ?

**Joy**: No, no! Trust me! It’s okay!

**Luis**: *[Walks up]* How’s everything doing?

**Joy**: We’re all okay! We’re okay, sir! *[Whispers to herself]* I can’t believe I forgot to get a new dress! Why did Martha give me this stupid dress?!

**Arion** : Okay, Joy! That’s it! Something is wrong! *[Walks to her]*

**Joy**: No! *[Gets up]* I told you I’m fine! I just wanna hangout! *[Looks down at her legs]*

**Arion**: There’s a horde of fleas crawling out from your dress, Joy…

**Joy**: There’s not! *[Moves away from the fleas]* I told you! Everything is! *[Luis accidentally spills hot soup on Joy’s face. She yelps]*

**Arion**: Joy!

**Luis**: Eep, I’m sorry! Jaime is going to kill me!

**Jaime (Boy)**: Luis! In my office! Right now! *[Luis sighs as Joy runs to the bathroom. Arion follows. Joy shows the door to the bathroom]*

**Joy**: *[Face is red and swollen. In pain]* Ow…I hope this can buff out! How am I going to make it through this! *[Feels itchy pain]* I hate this dress! *[Arion knocks on the door]* Just a minute!

**Arion**: Joy is everything okay in there!

**Joy**: Yes! Just give me a second! *[Calls Martha. She’s playing dodgeball with Nehemiah in Toon School]* Martha! Please answer!

**Martha**: Hi, Joy! Is everything going swell! How’s your date with Arion?

**Joy**: It’s awful! Luis spilled hot soup on me! My face is swollen red! Is there something in this dress, *[Scratches herself hard]* THIS ITCHY PINK DRESS!!! To help me?!

**Martha**: Okay! Okay! *[Throws a dodgeball]* There should be perfume and lotion for your face in there.

**Joy**: Okay! Thanks! *[Sprays perfume on her face by accident]* AHH—! It’s in my eyes! And it’s burning my face!

**Martha**: Huh?! It’s lotion!

**Nehemiah**: Heads up, babe! *[Hits Martha with a dodgeball, knocking her out]* Sorry, Martha! *[walks up to her]* Martha? Are you okay..? Uh oh…

**Joy***: [Rubs her face]* No, I sprayed the perfume! Martha? Hello?! *[Sees the call falled]* Oh come on! *[Hears a loud bang and turns around. Sees Luis, Jamie, and Arion in the bathroom]*

**Arion**: Uhh, Joy? There’s an angry doctor shooting a gun everywhere…

**Joy**: *[surprised]* WHAT?!?

**Doctor Kid**: Where are you, Joy?! You need to pay me my money!

**Arion**: Joy! Tell me! Now! What is going on?!

**Joy**: I- I- I- *[Covers her face, but sees more fleas crawl out of her dress]* AH, SCREW IT!!! *[Rips off the dress revealing her yellow dress underneath]* I HAD A BAD TIME GETTING READY FOR OUR DATE AND I WAS AFRAID TO SHOW YOU MY FACE!!! *[Starts crying]* AND NOW AN ANGRY DOCTOR IS TRYING TO KILL US BECAUSE I FORGOT TO PAY HIM!!!

**Arion**: Joy! I don’t care about how you look! I love you for your character and personality!

**Joy**: So, if I was an ugly deformed girl, would you still love me?

**Arion**: Of course I would! Why wouldn’t I?

**Jaime**: Hey, dude! We’re about to die by that- *[The Doctor Kid breaks through the door wielding a rocket launcher]* Doctor…

**Doctor Kid**: Hears me! *[A giant explosion occurs at the back of Krabs Anchor. Arion, Joy, Luis, and Jaime fly out and rash on the ground]*

**Arion**: Joy! Are you okay?

**Joy**: Yeah, Aw! My dress is ruined! *[Sees The Doctor Kid walking closer]*

**Luis**: Imma beat the heck outta this doctor! *[Gets up but let snaps]* OW! OW! OW! OW! MY LEG!!!

**Joy**: *[Glares at Doctor Kid*] Boys! Close your eyes! *[They do so. Joy’s eyes become a white flashing light and it completely disintegrates Doctor Kid instantly]*

**Arion**: *[Opens his eyes]* What the heck happened?

**Joy**: Heh! My eyes happened! Anyway *[Helps Arion out. Jaime helps hold Luis]* We’re heading home, Jaime! I left some cash on the table!

**Arion**: But Krabs Anchor is blown up…*[Krabs Anchors collapses]* Can I ask you something, Joy?

**Joy**: Yeah?

**Arion**: Wanna live in The Colors Castle with me? I have a few spare rooms around.

**Joy**: What’s a “Colors Castle”? May I see? *[Cut to The Colors Castle Entrance. Excited]* YES! YES! I’D LOVE TO!!! I CAN BRING MY LITTLE SISTER TO!!!

**Arion**: Woah! Calm down. *[Giggles]* You have a little sister? I have a little brother! Robert! Can you come here for a second? *[Robert crawls out of the castle and he hugs his leg. He babbles to say “Hi, big bro!”]* His name is Robert. He’s still a baby! *[Arion holds Baby Robert gently]*

**Joy**: Well, here’s Rosie! *[Joy reaches off screen and shows a Baby Rosie. She babbles towards Robert in a baby language.]* So where would we stay in?

**Arion**: Somewhere, I guess. All my friends live there too! So, sorry if it’s flooded! Anyways, come on, Joy! I can give you both a bedroom. *[Leads her inside. Joy follows with Baby Rosie, excitedly. The episode ends]*