A Lost PBS Parody Video

Made on August 16, 2020

So every one of us know P Head, right? That logo from the 1971 PBS Logo? Yes, that logo. Well, one user named "XDJ91" attempted to make a PBS Parody. But just hours after it was uploaded, XDJ91 received a Community Guidelines strike for violating a policy against explicit content. XDJ91 soon closed his account before he had his video bombarded with bad comments (He is one of the YouTubers that can't handle criticism). I was one of the few people who saw the full video before it was taken down.

This video was randomly recommended to me while I was watching Seaman Walkthrough videos. The video is titled "P Head's Massacre", the thumbnail had a photo of Angry P Head that looked like the one from davemadson's "Angry P Head Goes Amok" on a black background. That is weird, so I clicked on it.

Man, just how I could take that back.

The video started out with P head sitting on the elimination area for 15 seconds. He was looking sad. Then B appeared on screen and said "Hey, you're not up for elimination."

Then it went to P head sitting on the grass for 20 seconds, which felt like forever.

Then he turned really mad and stood up and said "I've had it with those fuckers hating me! I'm gonna teach those cunts a lesson!"

Wait, did I just hear P head swear!? He cannot swear in most PBS parody’s! Anyway, P head ran off, then a time card appeared. It said:

"1 hour later"

Then it cut to S walking, but P head appeared out of nowhere and punched S so hard that he’s bleeding and blood came out of his mouth. S got mad. He said, "Oh my god, P Head! I cannot believe you did this to me!"

P Head then replied with:

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT!!!!!!! YOU ALWAYS HATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW YOU'RE GONNA DIE ALONG WITH THE OTHER CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!"

Then he took out a knife and stabbed S several times while S screamed to death. S was horrified. Then S died. P Head laughed demonically.

Then B appeared on screen again and said "Oh, my god, P Head! How could you?!"

Then P Head yelled "Shut up!!!!!!!! You are the next victim!!!!!"

P Head then proceeded to carve a circle on B's body, took it off, and ate all of his organs. And when he was finished, he let out a huge burp, leaving a bloody mess on the road.

Then it cut to an image. It was the same picture from that thumbnail! It went on screen for 15 seconds.

Then it went to P Head standing on the grass, but this time, he had black eyes with red dots for pupils, and was standing in the circle of every, and I mean EVERY Logos. Then P Head laughed, but the sound of his laughing is that Krusty the Clown laugh! And the episode ended.

I was real horrified after I saw that Parody. It spawned many questions into my head. How can the creator of this Parody pull off impossible stuff, like making the animation look like it’s created from flash? Why would he create a malicious Parody like this one? Why would he make P head kill all the logos?

And most importantly...

WHAT KIND OF SICK FUCK WOULD MAKE THIS?!?!

Those questions cannot be answered, and they never will be. I'll never watch a single PBS Parody again. If I do, it'll spawn nightmares into my head.

If you ever see this PBS Parody, don't watch it. It can lead to you having nightmares even while you watch another PBS Parody.