Sims, I Love You!

**Sims, I Love You**is the seventh episode of Season 1B of *The Family* and the sixteenth episode overall. It was released on December 21, 2015 - read it here:

## Main Cast

* Queen Steph as Steph
* Melanie Martinez as Isabela
* Mandy Fitzpatrick as Criminal
* Victoria Smurfit as Claire
* Idekmandy as Mandy
* Jessica Alba as Jessica
* Lentimassu as Lenti

## Episode

*It's 2 PM and, at house, Claire is playing her Sims 4 game for PC*

**CLAIRE:** I'm so fucking excited to play this!

**CRIMINAL:** Why aren't you drinking a bottle of wine or something?

**CLAIRE:** Um I'm busy

**STEPH:** OMG

**MANDY:** I'M SCARED

**LENTI:** CLAIRE SAID SHE'S BUSY AND IS NOT DRINKING A BOTTLE OF WINE

**CLAIRE:** UM YEAH IT'S SO WEIRD?

**JESSICA:** You're drunk almost all the time everyday

**CLAIRE:** I'm blank? WTF are you talking about?

**STEPH:** Um that's before killing dad

**MICAYLA:** WOW THAT'S NOT GOOD

**LENTI:** OMG YOU'RE A KILLER

**BELA:** Ooh I have some grandma's killer blood! That's why I kill and don't regret anything

**CLAIRE:** EVERYONE LEAVE THIS FUCKING ROOM

*Everyone leaves*

**CLAIRE:** Damn now I can play Sims 4

***Create a Sim:***

**CLAIRE:** OMFG this looks so exciting! I have to create a "sam"

**JESSICA:** It's called a "sim"

**CLAIRE:** Um weren't you out of this room? And is there Sims 3 in Mexico?

**JESSICA:** I'm the maid, I have to clean this room.. and yes we have Sims 3 in Mexico

**CLAIRE:** You have to fuck this room? Ew gross

**JESSICA:** Ugh I hate how you don't understand me when I'm talking, I FUCKING HATE THAT! YOU SHOULD LISTEN SOME MEXICAN SONGS AND WATCH SOME TELENOVELAS SO YOU'LL FUCKING UNDERSTAND ME WHEN I'M TALKING!!

*Jessica leaves and Criminal enters*

**CRIMINAL:** What is wrong with the maid?

**CLAIRE:** I don't know and...I asked that everyone should leave the room

**CRIMINAL:** Oh please, can I help you with Sims 4?

**BELA:** Me too! Me too!

**CLAIRE:** *\*sigh\** OK, let's create a sim

*25 minutes later..*

**CRIMINAL:** This should have boobs like that!

**CLAIRE:** I want more boobs to my sim because she's a bitch

**BELA:** Call her Claire

**CLAIRE:** I was thinking of Barbie, don't you think?

**CRIMINAL:** That's why she's blonde!

*Barbie is in the living room of her awesome house*

**CLAIRE:** OMG I LOVE THIS HOUSE, IT REALLY LOOKS LIKE OURS!

**BELA:** YOU'RE SO RIGHT!

**CRIMINAL:** I still can't believe you're not drunk today Claire

**CLAIRE:** Yeah but I'm sure that after I'll turn off the game I'll become the drunk bitch again

**BELA:** Aww grandmommy can I play?

**CLAIRE:** NO...but if you want, give me some bottles of wine and maybe I'll decide

*Bela leaves*

**CLAIRE:** So I wanna enter this car

**CRIMINAL:** You can't

**CLAIRE:** Why?!

**CRIMINAL:** Um you're hungry

**CLAIRE:** I ate a chocolate bar before

**CRIMINAL:** I mean Barbie is hungry

**CLAIRE:** Oh...what if she doesn't eat something?

**CRIMINAL:** OMG SHE DOESN'T FEEL WELL

**CLAIRE:** OMG OMG OMG WHO IS THE ONE WITH THE BLACK CLOAK

**CRIMINAL:** IT'S THE SPIRIT OF DEATH OMG OMG

**CLAIRE:** BARBIE WHY YOU GOT A KNIFE IN YO THROAT?!

*Barbie dies and a grave emerges from the ground*

**CRIMINAL:** She's dead

**CLAIRE:** I know, she's very similar to her real-life counterpart

**CRIMINAL:** What are you talking about?

*Bela arrives with a bottle of wine*

**BELA:** OMG WHY THERE IS A GRAVE?!

*The bottle fall*

**CLAIRE:** DAMN MY WINE

**CRIMINAL:** DAMN THE FLOOR

**JESSICA:** DAMN I HAVE TO CLEAN

**BELA:** Whoops

**CLAIRE:** I have to drink some beer

**BELA:** And the game?! Can I play it?

**CLAIRE:** Yeah, the sim is dead so you can restart the game

*Claire,Criminal and Jessica leave*

**BELA:** Let's make this place like Hell doing some bad things... let's add some fire here and create a zombie army!!!

*Bela had fun playing Sims 4, she created "Hellsville" and added all the family in the town.*

*After that, Claire played the game again and accidentally, the other sims died...*