The Italian Job

### Characters (in order of appearance)

Reginald, PinkFrosting88, Allon, Space Tree, The Commander (Voice only), Longface Man

## Credits

### Special credits

jesus, etc.
ED ATLIN 1
JOE BLUDGEONED 2
KAGOME HIGURASHI 3
ANDY THORLEY 4

Reginald and PinkFrosting88 ask Allon to steal a disc from Space Tree that can give PinkFrosting88 special powers. OR DOES IT???

## Transcript

*(black screen with a beeping sound)*

*(cut to PF88 and Reginald in front of an easel with "And that's th' Plan! by PinkFrosting88 and Reginald" written on it; for a detailed telling of the plan, see the remarks section)*

**PINKFROSTING88:** And that's th' plan! Any questions?

*(we see she's talking to Allon, sitting at a table)*

**ALLON:** Uh, yeah, I've got one. Uh, what's the plan?

**PINKFROSTING88:** The plan is quite simple. *(she pushes a button on the remote; the easel flips a page to show the Space Tree "X-Ray")* This is Space Tree.

**REGINALD:** The space tree.

**PINKFROSTING88:** We have reason to believe that he is storing a mysterious item which may be very useful to me inside this green area here.

**REGINALD:** We're gonna call it "the leaves".

**PINKFROSTING88:** Now, normally, Reginald here would just sneak in and take the item while Space Tree was asleep.

**REGINALD:** I am very discreet.

**PINKFROSTING88:** But you see, Reg has already entered Space Tree's body at one time in the past.

**REGINALD:** Not in a sexual way.

**PINKFROSTING88:** And unfortunately, he can't enter someone's physical form more than once without killing the physical form in question.

**REGINALD:** And I'm not into killin'. I'm into chillin'.

*(cut back to Allon)*

**ALLON:** Whoa, whoa, hold on a second. PinkFrosting88, you know you're my 3rd-best friend, but are you really asking me to betray the trust of my 2nd-best friend, Space Tree, by climbing into his leaves and taking his property?

**PINKFROSTING88:** Well, if you were to do this, Allon, I would give you this free mug as a reward. *(she holds up a blue coffee mug reading "World's Best Nephew")*

**ALLON:** Really? That's WAY better than the mug Space Tree gave me. *(holds up a green coffee mug that (slightly cut off) reads "World's Worst uckface")*

**PINKFROSTING88:** So, does this mean you'll help out old PF88, Allon?

**ALLON:** Well-

**PINKFROSTING88:** Does it?!

**ALLON:** Uh-

**PINKFROSTING88:** ALLON?!

**ALLON:** I-

**PINKFROSTING88:** ALLON!?!?

**ALLON:** OK!

**PINKFROSTING88:** Well, that's great!

**ALLON:** I mean, as long as no one gets hurt, I guess it's not so bad. Plus, you and me working together will be just like old times.

**PINKFROSTING88:** Oh, I'll just be monitoring the job from here.

**ALLON:** But... don't you want to sneak in with me and Reginald?

*(close-up to PF88, "HEH" is written in the corner)*

**PINKFROSTING88:** *(about to cry)* I can't do it, Allon! Don't you understand?!

**ALLON:** Why?

**REGINALD:** Because she doesn't have any *special powers*.

**PINKFROSTING88:** *(pointing at Reg)* YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH, REGINALD.

**REGINALD:** Heh.

**ALLON:** Wait, is this whole Space Tree job just another attempt for you to get powers? Oh, PinkFrosting88... You don't need powers to be happy! I mean, it says so right here on this mug that I made you. *(holds up a blue coffee mug that reads "You Don't Need Powers 2 Be Happy")*

**PINKFROSTING88:** Oh, shut up, Allon. You just don't get it. *(she starts singing:)*

I'm not asking for some feet

I'm not asking for some hands

I'm not even asking for some-

*(before the song gets going, Reginald pulls Allon from the room and slams the door, abruptly ending it)*

**ALLON:** Hey, I wanted to hear where that song was going.

**REGINALD:** Trust me, you don't. She wants super-powers, and that's all you need to know. *(he exits)*

**ALLON:** Well, fine, I'll just make up my *own* song. *(close-up; Allon goes wide-eyed & points to his head) (whispering)* IN MY MIND.

*(cut to Space Tree's ship (upside-down))*

**REGINALD:** All right, kid, do you remember your instructions?

**ALLON:** Yes.

**REGINALD:** Good. I'll go wait outside until you complete Phase #1. *(he exits)*

*(enter Space Tree)*

**SPACE TREE:** Allon, you wanted to see me about some kind of problem?

**ALLON:** Uh, yeah, Space Tree. I think there's something wrong with this mug you gave me. *(he holds up the "uckface" mug)* Maybe you should drink out of it to see for yourself.

**SPACE TREE:** Why? Did you you put some kind of drugs in it?

**ALLON: WHAT**?!?!

**SPACE TREE:** Just kidding. Give me that. *(he drinks the orange liquid in the mug)* It seems perfectly fine to me, Allon. *(he throws the mug back in Allon's face)* Stop wasting my time like this. I gotta go eat a penguin sandwich. *(he leaves)*

**ALLON:** Uh... OK. Bye.

*(Space Tree, humming to himself, walks through 3 different rooms of his ship before stopping)*

**SPACE TREE:** Wait a minute.

*(he falls over, knocked out)*

*(enter Reginald and Allon)*

**REGINALD:** Looks like the plan went off without a bitch.

**ALLON:** Geez. Sorry about that, Space Tree.

**REGINALD:** He can't hear you anymore. Now, get your green ass into those green leaves and get the non-green item.

**ALLON:** I don't even know what the item is!

**REGINALD:** Man, weren't you even listening to PinkFrosting88's ridiculous bull crap? You will be retrieving the magical disc of Repüs, *(holds up a piece of paper with the details)* which contains the materials to give super-powers to anyone who uses it. Come on!

**ALLON:** Why would Space Tree even have that?

**REGINALD:** Kiss my blue ass, that's why.

**ALLON:** Oh. Well, I guess that explains it.

*(Allon crawls up Space Tree)*

**REGINALD:** What are you waiting for? Get in there!

**ALLON:** I'm about to!

*(he jumps and sinks into the leaves)*

**ALLON:** OK, I'm inside Space Tree.

**REGINALD:** Heh, you sick little bastard.

*(Allon comes out with the disc)*

**ALLON:** Here. Is this the magical disc of Rapists?

**REGINALD:** It's *Repüs*! And yes, it is. *(he takes the disc)* Now, goodbye. *(he exits)*

**ALLON:** Well, fine. No need to thank me. Huh. Nobody EVER thanks me. I may as well just live here forever. *(he jumps back in)* Commander? What are you doing in here?

**COMMANDER:** *(just his voice)* I hang out here sometimes. But don't tell Space Tree- he doesn't know.

**ALLON:** Uh, OK. That's kinda weird.

**COMMANDER:** Want some of this chicken?

**ALLON:** Sure!

*(cut back to the PinkFrosting88-Mobile; PF88 is trying to open the box from Episode 25 with her teeth)*

**REGINALD:** I present to you: the magical disc of Repüs! *(holds it up)*

**PINKFROSTING88:** Yes! Now how do we get it to work?

**REGINALD:** Well, you have to access it using this magical BOX of Repüs. *(holds up a DVD player)*

**PINKFROSTING88:** ... Is that a DVD player?

**REGINALD:** Uh... no. It's- it's magical-

**PINKFROSTING88:** Wait a second! This isn't even the disc of Repüs! This is the special edition DVD of *(close-up of the DVD)* "Revenge of the Long-Face Man", starring Philip Horseman as the Long-Face Man!

**REGINALD:** Well, yeah, but his *performance* is magical.

**PINKFROSTING88:** Is there even such a thing as the disc of Repüs?

**REGINALD:** Well, maybe if ya- no. I made the whole thing up.

**PINKFROSTING88:** Agh!

**REGINALD:** Well, you just really wanted super-powers, and... I really wanted to see that movie, so I concocted this whole elaborate plan as a way that we *both* could win!

**PINKFROSTING88:** Except that I didn't really get super-powers!

**REGINALD:** Well, I didn't say the plan was flawless... but on the bright side, this is a very good movie!

**PINKFROSTING88:** Well, we'll just see about THAT!

*(cut to the two of them watching the movie)*

**LONG-FACE MAN:** And that is how I, the Long-Face Man, exacted my revenge!

**OTHER GUY IN MOVIE:** That'll do, Long-Face. That'll do.

*(THE END)*

**PINKFROSTING88:** OK, it was worth it.

*(cut back to the unconscious Mr. Tree)*

**ALLON:** Commander, would you kindly pass the gravy?

**COMMANDER:** Certainly, Allon. Here you go!

**ALLON:** Boy, I hope this dinner party never ends!

**COMMANDER:** Me too!

**OTHER GUY:** Me too!

**GIRL:** Me too!

**OTHER GUY #2:** Yeah, me too.

**COMMANDER:** Hey, you weren't invited!

*(roll end credits)*

## Easter Eggs

* At the end screen, go to the top left corner and click on hidden button labelled "> TASTY BEVERAGE" to see the following scene:

*(cut to Space Tree drinking the drink, Allon gave him)*

**SPACE TREE:** That's the sound I make when I drink something.

## Fun Facts

* The little girl is voiced by Kagome Higurashi. (Telling by this, Elly Strife, another character from a now cancelled Keentoon (Bonus Stage), probably joined the Commander's dinner party. [Kagome voiced Elly in Season 7, until it was cancelled.])
* Andy Thorley (credited) probably voiced at last one of the other dinner party guests.
* The song playing during the end of "Revenge of the Long-Face Man" can be heard here.
* The black screen at the beginning reads:

```
Space Tree the Space Tree in Space
Episode ST04-FF45X05 :: T01
PF88 // ALN // REG // ST // COMM?

```

* The card in front of Allon, on the table, reads:

```
Allon,
Meet me at PF88's
ship for some reason
- Anonymus

```

* The word crossed out, in the top right corner on the x-ray of Space Tree, is 'placenta.'

* The paper Reginald holds up says:

```
THE MAGICAL DISC OF REPÜS
hi, my name's Repus
and here's my disk
it's magical

```

* PinkFrosting88's easel plan has the following things on each slide:
	+ ... AND THAT'S TH' PLAN! by PinkFrosting88 and Reginald
	+ the plan is quite simple (man)
	+ The Space Tree X-Ray
	+ colored Space Tree X-Ray
	+ arrow pointing to Reginald
	+ a sketch of Reginald going into a sleeping Space Tree
	+ Episode 28
	+ a sketch of a guy standing outside of a door, with a speech bubble going into the door saying "LET ME OUT OF THIS LOCKED ROOM"

* The music in PinkFrosting88's song is the same as the end credits music of "Revenge of the Long-Face Man".

## References

* The X-ray of Space Tree, which is a part of PF88's plan, is from Serious Tingling.
* The time Reginald entered Space Tree's body was back in Commander in a Dress.
* The cup that Space Tree gave to Allon is similar to the one in Space Tea except the writing on that cup has the words "the green one."

* The Italian Job is a 1969 British comedy film about a mobster's attempt to stage a gold bullion (gold in the form of bars) robbery in Turin (a city in north-western Italy).
* When Space Tree is walking into the "engine room," he's walking past a young deer called a fawn. It is, in fact, Bambi, as Mee Marone pictured it when he was trying to figure out what a "bamb" was in Allon's Crib.
* The line "That'll do, Long-Face. That'll do." is a variation on the line "That'll do, Pig. That'll do" from the movie *Babe*.
* The line "In my mind!" is a quote from sand-up comedian Eddie Izzard's 'Sexie' tour in 2003.