WCWF WarZone IV: April Armageddon (4/27/97)

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  W A R Z O N E  IV:

                  A  P  R  I  L     A  R  M  A  G  G  E  D  O  N

Live from Tampa, Florida : April 27, 1997
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[Fades in on the scene of a jam packed Ice Palace in Tampa, Florida.
Fireworks explode near the entrance and fire flames up in the ring
making a WCWF symbol in midair.]

Fountain: Welcome to Tampa, Flordia where we are live for tonights big
pay per view extraveganza... Warzone IV: April Armaggedon. Hello
everybody, I'm Matt Fountain alongside Jon Shamus... and we are
awaiting the first matchup tonight between "No Fear" Jeremy Enigk and
WCWF Television Champion Thunderman.

Shamus: Ah, who cares... I'm here to see Satan's Little Helpers
destroy those comic book freaks.

Fountain: Well, for those of you not in attendance tonight.... we have
just finished up the two Free 4 All matches.. which you might have
seen on your local pay per view carrier.

Shamus: Yea, first we had MRTA defeat the Blues Brothers in a lethal
Street Fight matchup when Polay Campos used a Doctor Bomb on Jake
Blues to get the win.

Fountain: Then, the Powers of Pain took the Eliminators the distance
and capitalized on a missed DDT with the Big Foot from The Barbarian
to cover John Kronos for the three count.

Shamus: Yea.. but who cares... it's time for some action!

Fountain: We've got some prerecorded comments from Thunderman that we
want to roll first... then we'll go to the ring!

[Cuts to comments from Thunderman]

(Thunderman is just putting on his street clothes, when Marc Kardon
caught him)

Marc: That was quite an IMPRESSIVE performance, tonight Thunderman !!!

T-Man: Thanks, Marc !!!  That was, in fact, one of my BEST MATCH !!!
Really. But i wanted to beat this SON OF A B^TCH so bad, i braught the
best of me.

Tonight, MR.EXTREME, i prouved to EVERYONE that you are nothing but a
HAS BEEN !!!! You go around saying that YOU should have this BELT
around your waist and YOU should be the CHAMP. EXTREME if you could
wrestle AS GOOD AS YOU TALK.....YOU WOULD BE A HELL OF A WRESTLER !!!
But sometimes it's BETTER not to talk, cause it ALWAYS get back on
you. But I am not TRUE with you, MOTHER F^CKER !!! After WARZONE IV i
will go AFTER your BUTT again, cause you did a TERRIBLE MISTAKE when
you BRAUGHT my SON in to this.....OH !!!!........WHAT A MISTAKE
!!!!!!!!

 NOBODY MESS AROUND WITH MY BOY !!!!!!!!!!

 NO ONE WILL EVER LAY A FINGER ON HIM....NO ONE.....

 DO YOU UNDERSTAND...........MR.EXTREME ?????????

 [Cuts back]

 Shamus: What the hell is that moron talking about?

 Fountain: I'm sure we'll find out soon enough..

 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
  WCWF Television Title Match

 "No Fear" Jeremy Enigk
 with Rowdy Roddy Piper

        versus

                 WCWF Television Champion
                Thunderman
                with Sunny
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Seifret: The following matchup is scheduled for one fall... first,
coming down the aisle, led by his manager Roddy Piper... "NOO FEEAAR"
JEEREEMY EENIIGK!!!

 [Gets heat as he music starts up and he makes his way out. He looks
 determined as he makes his way to the ring.]

 Seifret: And his opponent.... lead down the aisle by his manager,
 Sunny, the WCWF TELEVISION CHAMPION.... THUUNDEERMAAN!

 [Huge pop as Thunderman comes out pumped up and slapping hands with
 the fans in the aisle.]

 [Bell rings]

 Fountain:  And right off the start, Thunderman takes Enigk down with a
 bridging back suplex.

 Shamus:  Lemme just take this time to say, if a pile of horse dung got
 in the ring and wrestled, this is what you'd see.

 Fountain:  Enigk with a quick back suplex now, whipping Thunderman
 into the ropes, and planting an elbow in his face.  Enigk picking
 Thunderman up now, and Thunderman proves to be the quicker of the two
 as he gains the upperhand.  Thunderman slams Enigk to the outside
 concrete.

 Shamus:  And not even these deadbeat fans can't get into this match.
 Look at the rush to the bathroom.

 Fountain:  Thunderman jumps onto the fallen Enigk with a plancha now.
 That looks like it took a lot out of Thunderman as well.  Enigk
 getting up now, and he knocks Thunderman into the ringpost.  Enigk
 with a soviet suplex, and he tosses Thunderman back into the ring.

 Shamus:  You think I could get a few pillows down here?

 Fountain:  Thunderman strikes first with a fist to the midsection, now
 a kick to the midsection.  Thunderman to the ropes now, and hits Enigk
 with a backdrop.  Thunderman to the ropes again, but this time its
 Enigk with a clothesline.  Enigk follows with a spinning toe hold.

 Shamus:  BORING!  BORING!

 Fountain:  I don't know what match your watching, but in the ring we
 have two top competitors both wrestling and counter-wrestling.  Thats
 what its all about.  Enigk placing Thunderman on the top turnbuckle
 now....superb superplex.  Jeremy Enigk is wasting no time, and taking
 it the champ early.

 Shamus:  I have a good mind to get into that ring and beat that little
 snot Thunderman to the ground.

 Fountain:  I'd love to see you try.  Enigk with a headscissors
 submission, but Thunderman gets a foot on the ropes.  Enigk with a
 flying headbutt now. Enigk running to the ropes, and once again taking
 Thunderman to the mat with a backdrop.  Now it looks like Enigk is
 going to attempt a springboard ran, but Thunderman sneaks under with a
 double leg-hook.  Referee Eric
 Clark with the count:  One, two,   Enigk with a strong kickout.

 Shamus:  Damnit, will Enigk just get the win so we can get this over
 with?

 Fountain:  Thunderman sending Enigk to the ropes now, taking him down
 with a nicely executed side suplex.  Thunderman motioning for the
 Thunderstruck, but Enigk just a step ahead and he executes a backdrop.
 Enigk blocking a backbreaker, and lands Thunderman with a neck snap.

 Shamus:  Yeah, thats the right idea, break his neck, then he can't
 continue, and then we don't have to see this crap anymore. We can get
 you kicked out of the WCWF.

 Fountain:  Enigk with a lariat, but that only fires the champ up.
 Thunderman takes control with a faceslam, nails "No Fear" with a
 fallaway slam, and another face slam.  Thunderman giving Enigk
 absolutely no time to even recooperate, Enigk probably doesn't even
 know where he is.  Thunderman with a single-leg takedown...and now a
 dropkick.  Picking up a startled Jeremy Enigk, and sends him back to
 the mat with a short clothesline.

 Shamus:  That's it, i'm gonna go get a soda.

 Fountain:  You can't do that, your working here!

 Shamus:  Then just stop me then.

 Fountain:  Well, it looks like my esteemed colleague has temporarily
 left the broadcast booth.  In the ring Jeremy Enigk finally gains some
 composure by moving out of the way of a Thunderman flying bulldog.
 Enigk taking control with a grapevine.  Thunderman reaching the ropes
 now.

 Shamus:  Ahh, you see, that wasn't so bad was it?

 Fountain:  You have no class.

 Shamus:  What, you wanted one too?  Hey, looks like i got back just in
 time, what's going on over there?

 Fountain:  It appears a large crowd has formed to the left of us in
 the arena....can we get a camera over there?

 Shamus:  Well, well, well, its my boys Mustafa X, and Slick, and check
 out those fly retro 70's jumpsuits their wearing!

 Fountain:  Indeed it is Slick and Mustafa X.  It appears as if Slick
 has a rather large boombox on his shoulder......

 Shamus:  And look at my man Mustafa X, he's down there break dancing
 for the fans!

 Fountain:  Looks like these two "Jive Soul Bros" are trying to hype up
 the crowd a little.

 Shamus:  Heh, my main man Slick just turned into the Human Beat Box,
 and Mustafa is still ripping it up.  And would you check out the
 honey's.

 Fountain:  Not even Mr. T wears that much gold.

 Shamus:  And the Docta of Style always lookin' his best.  Just look at
 that afro glisten in the arena lights.

 Fountain:  I think its about time we got back to the action.  We're
 about 10 minutes into this one, and neither man is really dominating
 as of yet. Thunderman with a backbreaker, and a flying legdrop....but
 he can only get a One count.

 Shamus:  I'm getting ready to throw this can into the ring.

 Fountain:  You will do nothing of the kind.  Thunderman running to the
 ropes, and Enigk blocks a faceslam.  Enigk with a DDT now, and follows
 with a spin kick.  Thunderman sends Enigk to the rope, but Enigk lands
 a backdrop which sends the champ to the outside.

 Shamus:  I'll admit, this is a little better.  And least Enigk is
 killing him now.  Figure Enigk will wind up beating him, and we won't
 have to put up with Thunderman and his belt anymore.

 Fountain:  Enigk knocks Thunderman into the ringsteps, and now
 Thunderman knocks Enigk into the ringsteps.  Thunderman sending Enigk
 to the ringpost now, and, oh word.....Jeremy Enigk is bleeding all
 over the place.

 Shamus:  Come on referee..... are you going to allow illegal stuff
 like this all night?

 Fountain:  Calm down a little.  Enigk ducks a flying lariat, and whips
 Thunderman into the guardrail.  Both men enter the ring now, and
 Thunderman blocks a Soviet suplex, and lands his own single leg
 takedown.

 Shamus:  Neither of these two men can stand!  You know what that
 means?

 Fountain:  I'm sure you going to tell me....

 Shamus:  It means I won't have to put up with this for very much
 longer!

 Fountain:  Jeremy Enigk is soaking the ring with blood.  Attempting a
 Doctor Bomb on the champ, but Thunderman lands a backdrop....but it's
 Enigk turning it around with a sunset flip.  Referee Eric Clark with
 the count: One, Two, but Thunderman gets the shoulder up.

 Shamus:  C'mon Clark you putz, count faster!  Count faster!

 Fountain:  Enigk to the ropes now, missing a clothesline, and
 Thunderman missing a shoulderblock....but Thunderman hits him with a
 backdrop.  Enigk falls out of the ring again, and Thunderman is
 following him out.

 Shamus:  Here we go again.

 Fountain:  Thunderman knocks Enigk into the ringstep.  And plants the
 bloody Enigk into the concrete with a backbreaker.  Thunderman rolling
 Enigk into the ring now, and if he covers him this one could be over.

 Shamus:  Yes!  Finally, c'mon Thunderman, pin him!

 Fountain:  I'd never thought I'd hear that coming from you.

 Shamus:  Well, under the current circumstances.....

 Fountain:  Thunderman with a Frankensteiner, going for the pin.  One,
 two,

 Shamus:  THREE!  Finally, its over!

 Fountain:  No.  Only a two count.  Thunderman with the THUNDERBOMB!
 And I believe he has him. Eric Clark with the count, One, Two, ......

 Shamus:  THREE!  Halleuiah!

 Fountain:  This time you got it right.  And Thunderman retains his
 Television Belt.

 The winner is Thunderman. Time of match: 13:40

 Shamus: So, Thunderman keeps his TV Title for one more night...
 whoopety doo.

 Fountain: Earlier today... I heard that he will defend his belt
 Saturday against the one and only... "Assassin" Alex Anderson!

 Shamus: Good... I hope they beat each other to death.

 Fountain: And our next matchup is between The Alien and Vegeta....
 let's get prerecorded comments from each man.

 [Cuts to pre-recorded comments]

 (Vegeta and the Sayiyans are sitting in their locker rooms.  Mr
 Perfect is also there,  and they all have towels and ice packs on
 their heads)

 Vegeta:  Satan's Little Helpers!!! HHHAAAAA!!!!

 (Vegeta picks up a chair and throws it through the wall)

 Gokou:  You know,  this isn't how we were planning to reach the
 finals. Satan's Little Helpers... yeah, that's exactly what you are.
 Little.  You wanted our attention,  well,  now you have it.   It seems
 we'll be meeting for the American Tag Team championship... well, I
 have news for you... we couldn't care less about those belts

 Gohan:  That's right.  When we arrive at Warzone IV,  we will have one
 primary goal... and that is to kick the living crap out of you...  and
 as for you Glacier... you want to stick your nose where it doesn't
 belong... well,  you will once again feel the raw power of the Super
 Kamail Mail Wave, I guarantee you that

 Perfect:  Satan's little Helpers,  you laid your hands on Mr Perfect.
 Nobody touches Mr Perfect!!!  NOBODY!!!  If I had medical clearance,
 I'd be perfect plexing both of you in a week's time....

 Vegeta:  You will ALL feel the wrath of the Sayiyan... and as for you,
 Alien... oh, I havent forgotten about you.   You will feel the
 Thunderstrike... then you will feel another, and another, and
 another... and Glacier... maybe you want a Thunderstrike as well.  You
 will PAY!!! PAY!!! PAY!!!! KAYOKEN SA BAI DAH!!! HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

 [Cuts back]

 Shamus: Man.. I bet that SLH is really scared now... Perfect
 threatened to get back in the ring. Maybe The Crow should teach him
 another lesson.

 Fountain: Let's go to these comments from the Alien.

 [Cuts to pre-recorded comments]

 [The Alien is swimming. He comes out of the pool, lies down and starts
 to speak]

 A: Vegeta, congratulations! Your last match... 'Twas good. You were
 good... I have to admit... But not good enough!!! I'll have to beat
 you again to make you realize you are an inferior creature, it
 seems... But... the hell, if it takes this much, I'll beat you again!

 Mr. Prezident, this is the last time I ask you to make a deceision
 about the fixed match!!! I thought you came here to get everything
 right! Right? Then why do you let Tman possess the belt he earned
 unfairly? And, i think it's not him to be blamed, he mught not have
 known about it at all... I want the rematch, and that's my final
 word!!!

 [fade]

 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
  "No Interference Match"

 The Alien

         versus

                 Vegeta
                with Master Yoshi
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Seifret: The following contest has been scheduled for one fall. It has
been dubbed a "No Interferance" match. Coming down the aisle first....

[The Alien's theme shoots out on the PA as fans start to give mixed
reactions.]

Seifret: THEE ALIIEEN!!!

 Fountain: The Alien getting a mixed reaction tonight... probably since
 he is fighting the ever popular Vegeta.

 Shamus: Ever popular my a-

 Seifret: And his opponent....

 [Huge pop as the Vegeta theme blasts out on the PA]

 Seifret: Coming down the aisle with his manager, Master Yoshi,
 weighing in at 350 pounds... VEEGEETAA!

 Fountain:"Vegeta now entering the ring for his matchup with the Alien,
 and what a match these two individuals had back at March Madness, and
 Alien all over him as he enters the ring, there's the bell, and now
 Vegeta and Alien going at it outside the ring!!"

 Shamus:"I hope these two idiots don't think this is another outer
 space match..get back in the ring you two morons...let's get this over
 with..."

 Fountain:"You better hope Vegeta doesn't hear you again, now Vegeta
 taking the Alien into the ringpost and he's got him up...OUCH!! He
 slammed the back of the Alien across those ringsteps."

 Shamus:"Oh wow...Vegeta's really hardcore...<yawn>"

 Fountain:"Both men back in the ring now..standing wrist lock by the
 Alien, now he turns it into a armbar..into a belly to back suplex!!
 Great display of technical skill from the Alien."

 Shamus:"<snoring sounds>"

 Fountain:"Vegeta back up to one knee..DDT by the Alien!!! He really
 spiked him with that one!!"

 Shamus:"What?!? Huh?!? Can't you see I'm trying to sleep Fountain,
 will you shut up!!"

 Fountain:"No, I will not shut up...Alien whips Vegeta into the
 corner,no, Vegeta reverses it and follows him in with a shoulderblock,
 but the Alien quickly out of there and off the far ropes, Vegeta sees
 him, backdrop into a jumping DDT!!! What a manuever by Vegeta!! Look
 at Master Yoshi!!"

 Shamus:"I'm not lookin' at that guy, what the hell's the matter with
 you Fountain? You seem to like that guy a little TOO much."

 Fountain:"Vegeta wasting alot of time here, perhaps planning a
 strategy, Alien takes him down with a rolling kick, off the ropes, leg
 lariat sends Vegeta to the outside."

 Shamus:"I wish this was an outer space match...anything thing to get
 them outta here sooner..."

 Fountain:"Alien goes for a springboard drop kick but Vegeta saw it
 coming and got outta there, Vegeta now with a hard chop to the chest
 of the Alien. Now Vegeta sending Alien back into those ringsteps and
 he's getting a chair out of our audience!"

 Shamus:"Disqualify him ref!! End the match!! Please for the love of
 God END THE MATCH!! He just hit the Alien with a chair..that should be
 a DQ, Erik Clark isn't doing his damn job!"

 Fountain:"Vegeta picking up Alien, but Alien able to pull Vegeta into
 those steps, now he's got the chair, and he just cracked Vegeta with
 it!"

 Shamus:"Hit him in the Dragon Z Balls!"

 Fountain:"Alien up on the apron, and here he comes, Vegeta moved!!
 Alien just missed a flying knee drop and went right into the steel
 ring steps, now Vegeta up...THUNDERSTRIKE ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!"

 Shamus:"The Alien is OUT!! He's also busted WIDE open! Better stop the
 match before someone gets seriously hurt Clark..actually, let these
 guys get seriously hurt..I don't care."

 Fountain:"Vegeta now rolling Alien back inside the ring, and he jsut
 threw that chair in there as well, he's apparently not done with the
 Alien yet!"

 Shamus:"DQ! DQ! DQ! DQ! I'm gonna write a petition the WCWF Executive
 Committee, this Clark guy has NO business as a referee whatsoever!"

 Fountain:"Well,I guess that could be called a DQ, I think Erik Clark
 wants to see a clear winner here though."

 Shamus:"A CLEAR WINNER?!? With these two losers we'll be here all
 night!"

 Fountain:"Now Vegeta going pulling the Alien to his feet, and The
 Alien just went downstairs with a knee!!"

 Shamus:"Vegeta better hope his Dragon Z Balls are still ok after
 that!"

 Fountain:"Alien with a roundhouse right sending Vegeta to the mat and
 he follows it up with a Octopus hold, Vegeta quickly reaches the ropes
 and Erik Clark demands they break the hold."

 Shamus:"Why is he harassing Alien about that when there is a CHAIR in
 the ring?"

 Fountain:"Alien whipping Vegeta into the ropes, Alien misses with a
 kick, and Vegeta with a side suplex onto that chair!!!"

 Shamus:"Now Erik Clark gets the chair outta the ring, after the damage
 is done..Vegeta could win it here with the Scorpion Death Lock!!"

 Fountain:"No..Alien quickly struggles over to the ropes to break the
 hold..."

 Shamus:"See, all these teachers and masters Vegeta has don't tell him
 what he needs to know...he should have pulled him to the middle of the
 ring before he put that hold on him."

 Fountain:"Both men up now, Alien off the ropes, Vegeta misses with a
 savage clothesline, and Alien send him down with a shoulder block and
 follows it up with a somersault splash, now the Alien backing off."

 Shamus:"I swear they are working together to torture me, there has not
 been ONE pinfall attempt in this match so far..please God let it end
 soon..."

 Fountain:"Vegeta back to his feet, he appears slightly dazed though,
 and that elbowsmash from Alien won't help, now Alien with an
 enzuigiri, spin kick, Vegeta still on his feet, leg lariat sends him
 to the mat though."

 Shamus:"See, Vegeta could have won it, but now the Alien is fighting
 back and this match is gonna go on for thirty minutes, I'm gonna get
 bored, go insane, kill everyone..."

 Fountain:"Alien with a enzuilariato, and he goes for another but
 Vegeta ducks. Alien off the ropes, Vegeta misses with a clothesline,
 misses with a kick, but NAILS him with a jumping DDT!"

 Shamus:"Now what?!? Why is he sending him out here? He can't pin him
 out here, I swear this idiot thinks this is another Outer Space
 match!!"

 Fountain:"Both men on the outside, Master Yoshi just handed Vegeta an
 object, I couldn't see what it was, but he just took a swing at Alien
 with it, but Alien able to duck and wrestle the object away."

 Shamus:"Damn it, it's brass knuckles, stop saying The Object, you make
 it sound too damn complex Fountain, these too are nothing but cheap
 thugs who make up for their lack of ability by using brass knuckles."

 Fountain:"Well, Vegeta and The Alien are wrestling over the BRASS
 KNUCKLES still..and it appears Vegeta has them and he just rocked the
 Alien them, and again, JUMPING DDT on the cement floor, that could be
 the end of it!!"

 Shamus:"Yes!! Vegeta is putting the Alien back in the ring!! THANK
 GOD!! THUNDERSTRIKE it's over!! Please let it be over!! One, Two,
 Three!!!"

 Fountain:"What a win for Vegeta, now The Alien complaining to Erik
 Clark, he seems to think the count was a little fast..."

 Shamus:"Believe me, there wasn't ANYTHING fast about that whole
 match."

 Fountain:"I really can't wait for Vegeta to watch this match later on
 and hear your commentary..."

 <Winner--Vegeta via Thunderstrike at 9:08>

 Shamus: Two boring matches down... hopefully no more to go.

 Fountain: Vegeta pulling off the win here tonight with the
 Thunderstrike... and I've heard that alot of noise is coming from
 President Goddard's office about this move.

 Shamus: Yea.. and I'm one of those people. It's a foreign object and
 completely unfair for him to use this move.

 Fountain: Well... let's go down to ringside for another match, and
 these guys really know how to use foreign objects.

 Shamus: What are you talking about, Matt? These are the "cleanest"
 wrestlers in the WCWF.

 Fountain: Let's go to these pre-recorded comments first...

 <<<<<<Camera fades into a scene of Mountains covered in snow.  The
 camera slowly pans right until the outline of a Shaolin Temple can be
 seen.   The camera slowly zooms in revealing a ghostly building, the
 sounds of dead Shaolin monks can be heard chanting malignant prayers
 throughout the background.  The camera zooms up to the Front door..
 Satanic writings cover the door, Dead bodies litter the courtyard, and
 the smell of rotting flesh fills the air with death!!  The doors open
 revealing a Dark chamber. Flames erupt from the walls as torches come
 to life.  SHAOLIN DYNAMITE stands in the middle of this deadly room,
 practicing his ancient kung fu techniques.  LUCIFER M.D walks out from
 behind one of the many shadows and begins to speak.>>>>>>

 Lucifer M.D:   "ADAM CHRIST, I see you have finally come up with
 enough guts to meet my SHAOLIN DYNAMITE in the ring at WARZONE via a
 STRETCHER match!!  Well, Its about fucking time you stepped up to the
 plate.  You talk your shit about how your going to rid the WCWF of my
 SHAOLIN DYNAMITE and of my SATAN'S LITTLE HELPERS.  You talk about how
 you have FRIENDS who are going to help you in this CRUSADE against
 HELL!!  Well my friend, your WRONG!!  First of all, HELL'S CHAMPIONS
 will win the TAG TEAM TOURNAMENT at WARZONE. We beat the greasy SHIT
 out of the ROAD WARRIORS, GIANT JERK-OFF and DARCOCK, and those
 hair-lipped cunt bunnies: THE
 HARDLINERS...and frankly- you don't make a GOD DAMNED DIFFERENCE."

 <<<<<<<Just then a loud sound erupts from the walls as a door
 magically appears.  SHAOLIN DYNAMITE turns to face the wall, knowing
 that he is about to get to the "FUN" part of his Training.  From
 behind the door an APE, a RATTLE SNAKE, A BRITISH HUNTER, and a ROBOT
 are pushed out by some unseen force.  Shaolin Dynamite looks at his
 competition and begins to
 fight them, as Lucifer addresses the camera again.>>>>

 LUCIFER M.D:   "Second of all, ADAM CHRIST, you dont have enoughpower
 to stop HELL. Shiet, you didn't even have enough power to take out
 that punk BITCH, JIMMY ENIGK... So listen up fucker, Come WARZONE, we
 are going to beat your face in so bad, Your MAMA will stop FUCKING
 you! That's right: you can kiss your Bible reading, Church going,
 Sunday School Teaching ass GOOD BYE!!! Ooooooh...but I
 forgot....you've got that "secret society" that's backing you up...you
 know, the one that is going to "remove us from the WCWF"- FOR GOOD?
 Ha! BULLSHIT. You know GODDAMNED WELL that you "secret clubhouse" is
 empty except for that cum-slurping DICKHEAD
 PSYCHO NERD, AARON SCYTHE. So bring it on, you pansy...bring your
 whole fucking "SECRET ARMY" to the ring. We will personally CRUCIFY
 all of them."

 <<<<<<AS Lucifer stops talking we can see some of the action taking
 place  behind him.  Shaolin Dynamite is battling the APE.  The Ape,,much like  some of the wrestlers in the WCWF, is very strong, howeverevery stupid.  The APE begins to roar and then charges at ShaolinlDynamite, however being the Smart and quick NINJA that he is, ShaolinoDynamite Executes a JUDO HIP-TRUST TOSS on the APE sending him acrosscthe CHAMBER into the cold steel wall.  The APEs Head shatters as it hits the wall and its fur erupts in flames from the impact.  ShaolinSDynamite turns to face the RATTLESNAKE as LUCIFER M.D. speakDagain...>>>>>

 LUCIFER M.D. : "And speaking of ****AARON SCYTHE, the PSYCHO
NERD****... Boy, I rcommend you crawl back to the trailer park from
whence you came, because it's painfully obvious TO THE WHOLE FUCKING
WORLD that you can't wrestle worth a damn. On SATURDAY NIGHT
SUPERSTARS, you proved yourself to be the biggest joke in the entire
FED. For Christ's sake- "100% NAT-u-RAL"
whipped your ass. HA! That fucking clown used to clean my POOL. So try
to start some pathetic "TAG TEAM" with ADAM CHRIST...please. MY
SATAN'S LITTLE HELPERS will cry tears of joy as they punch the
bubbling PUKE out of you two. So try all you want to grab the
spotlight...you know you're a loser."

<<<<SHAOLIN DYNAMITE easily avoids a venom filled strike from the 6
foot long diamondback Rattler, then excutes a DEVASTATING JUMPINGGREVERSE WHEEL KICK that completely DECAPITATES the snake. The severedehead of the snake careens out of control into the stone wall of thetfighting pit- and EXPLODES in a roiling fireball.... With a silentlcurse on his undead lips, SHAOLIN turns to face the next opponent, THE,BRITISH HUNTER.>>>>>

LUCIFER M.D. : "Now on to some of the other VICTIMS in the WCWF that
have caught the fury of SATAN's eye.... Although I seriously doubt
that any of you pathetic fucks can even READ THIS MUCH without
consulting a fucking SPEAK 'N' READ....

    *******"VIRGINIA WOLF" TIM HARRIS*****

     NEWS FLASH, byatch. YOU SUCK DICK. Your daddy sucked dick. Your
flea-bitten dog sucks dick. And your whole fucking CAREER sucks dick.
Every match you put on makes me sick to my stomach. The very idea that
a two-bit honky-tonk, barnyard BASTARD like yourself can even EXIST in
this world is beyond the scope of my foul intellect. SHAOLIN here
would love to challeng you to a match....no, FUCK THAT, he'd love to
challenge you to a goddamned SPELLING BEE. You are, hands down, the
BIGGEST RETARD in the WCWF- and we want to make you suffer. GO TO
HELL, VIRGIN WOLF."

<<<<The BRITISH HUNTER kneels down and takes aim at SHAOLIN with his
trusty elephant gun. He squints his eye a pulls the trigger,
unleashing a speeding lead thunderbolt at the ninja. The ninja squats
down, and counters with a massive "SONIC BOOM", and PALM STRIKES the
huge bullet
straight back to the hunter. The massive bullet tears through the
layers  of CRUMPET FED fat, and the tea soiled sinew that makes up the
hunter's SCROTUM. Dark blood spatters the wall behind the hunter as he
doubles over in agony and clutches his oozing nut sac. SHAOLIN pounces
upon him, delivering a deadly volley of AXE KICKS to the back of the
head....Soon, the hunter's head is reduced to a crimson smear on the
ancient stone killing floor... LUCIFER applauds SHAOLIN, then turns
back to the camera- AGAIN.>>>>>

LUCIFER M.D: "SO remember, WCWF, Hell's Black Legion will have its
presence felt in the ranks of singles competition as well. SHAOLIN
DYNAMITE is here to lay down the fucking law on all that oppose the
hellspawned MIGHT of Great Father Satan. So bring it on, ADAM CHRIST.
Come
and get it PSYCHO DICK. Have a problem with the evil in the world? Got
a bone to pick with the meanest group of flame-shootin sons-a-bitches
in the fucking WORLD? Well come see SHAOLIN DYNAMITE: he'd be glad to
introduce your FACE to an EAGLE CLAW FACE RIPPING!!! Oh, and VEGETA,
 bring your STREET FIGHTER BULLSHIT to the ring....he'd be more than
 glad to tear you a new bionic asshole. I got your goddamned
 THUNDERSTRIKE *RIGHT HERE* <<<grabs his crotch, then spits in the
 camera>>>"

 <<<<<The camera fades out as in the background, SHAOLIN DYNAMITE is
 busy unleashing a deadly 21 HIT COMBO on the huge wrought iron frameeof a murderous ATTACK ROBOT. Bolts and screaming bits of shrapnelepepper the screen as the image slowly distorts in to oblivion...>>>>>

 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
  Stretcher Match

 Shaolin Dynamite
 with Lucifer M.D.

   versus

      Adam Christ
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Seifret: The following matchup is scheduled for one fall and is a WCWF
Stretcher Match!!!

 [Fans pop]

 Seifret: First, coming down the aisle with his manager Lucifer, MD and
 weighing in at two hundred and twenty pounds.

 [Oriental music begins to play through the sound system at the Ice
 Palace and the fans give automatic heat. The camera pans on the
 audience, there are a few people in the crowd that have Satan's Little
 Helpers makeup on.]

 Shamus: See.. there are some fans that at least know what real
 wrestlers are.

 Siefret: SHAAOOLIIN DYNAAMIITEE!!!

 Founatin: That remains to be seen. Shaolin Dynamite making his
 wrestling debut in this matchup.

 Shamus: That's what makes it even better... he's going to take out
 that "gospel goof" Adam Christ without breaking a sweat. This guy is a
 super talented martial arts fighter.

 [Adam Christ's theme suddenly rips out over the oriental music on the
 PA System, generating a pop.]

 Seifret: And his opponent, from the Heavens above... AADAAM
 CHRIIST!!!!

 [Another huge pop]

 Shamus: Shut up morons!

 Fountain: Adam Christ is really hyped up here tonight... and he looks
 ready for this matchup.

 Shamus: Yea.. ready to get his a-

 Fountain: But with Satan's Little Helpers out on the surrounding of
 the ring, who knows what is possible. Let's not forget, you have to
 place your opponent on a stretcher to win the matchup.

 Shamus: Yea... they've already extended the stretcher to the length of
 Adam Christ... since he's considerably taller than Shaolin Dynamite.

 [They lock up. Shaolin Dynamite catches him in a power bomb.]

 Fountain: Woa! A power bomb at the start of this matchup! It didn't
 look like Christ gave any resistance to that move.

 Shamus: That's cause he can't Matt.. he knows he is going down! OOH!
 Jack-knife power bomb now!

 Fountain: One more strike and Adam Christ is going to be headed back
 to the bench.

 [Shaolin Dynamite nails him with a German suplex.]

 Fountain: OH! Dynamite suplexed Christ right into Ron Nord... and he
 is down on the mat catching his breath.

 [Shaolin Dynamite takes him down with a knee to the back. Shaolin
 Dynamite takes him down with an elbowsmash.]

 Fountain: Dynamite pummeling on Christ's back area now... and we don't
 even know what Dynamite's finishing manuever is. It could be something
 attacking the back area.

 Shamus: Christ is going to get crucified in this ring.

 [Ron Nord is back on the job. Shaolin Dynamite nails him with a
 jumping DDT. Shaolin Dynamite whips Adam Christ into the ropes.]

 Fountain: Dynamite sends him for the ride... and nails a spinning mule
 kick! Dynamite has controlled the early stages of this matchup so far.

 Shamus: I'm impressed Matt... and you never get a second chance to
 make a first impression.

 [Shaolin Dynamite takes him down with a jumping DDT. Shaolin Dynamite
 executes a superkick.
 Shaolin Dynamite whips Adam Christ into the ropes.]

 Fountain: Dynamite lifts a leg to kick Christ... no! Adam caught his
 leg!

 [Shaolin Dynamite nails him with an enzuigiri.]

 Fountain: Ouch! Shaolin Dynamite with a foot right to the back of Adam
 Christ's head. That had to hurt.

 Shamus: I love this! This guy could be the next Cruiserweight
 champion!

 [Shaolin Dynamite executes a Soviet suplex.]

 Fountain: Christ is getting up slow now... and it looks like Shaolin
 could be attempting his finisher move!

 Shamus: The stretcher is laying right behind Christ on the outside...
 and Christ is near the ropes!

 [Dynamite takes two big steps and jumps into the air executing a
 butterfly kick]

 Fountain: OH MY! What a manuever! Christ went sailing over the top
 rope, and he landed on the stretcher!

 Shamus: Shaolin handled Mr. Sheep Herder with no problem... this
 doesn't look good for the Cruiserweights here in the WCWF.

 [The attendants carry Adam Christ back to the locker room.]

 [The winner is Shaolin Dynamite. Time of match: 2:22.]

 Fountain: Let's look at an instant replay of the end there...

 [Plays an instant replay of Shoalin Dynamite's butterfly kick]

 Shamus: Amazing vertical jump there... and then just nails a butterfly
 kick!

 Fountain: Adam Christ just really suffered a terrible defeat here
 tonight. And the WCWF wishes the best for Adam Christ on a path to
 recovery.

 Shamus: Oh .. shut up! I don't care about that heavenly loser!

 Fountain: Now we switch pace to the WCWF Cruiserweight Title Match
 between Scott "100% Natural" Pierce and "Wolverine" Chris Benoit...
 the current champion and newest member of the New World Order.

 Shamus: That's right... and one of the best additions in awhile.
 Beniot takes the cake here easy.... especially against "100% Naturaly
 Terrible." This guy has had about twelve Cruiseweight title shots now.
 He couldn't even last an hour with Mr. Perfect... I just feel someone
 else should have had the opportunity to get beaten by Benoit tonight.

 Fountain: There is only one way to find out.... so let's do it

 [Fades in on the ring.]

 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
  WCWF Cruiserweight Title Match

 Scott "100% Natural" Pierce

        versus

                 WCWF Cruiserweight Champion
                "Wolverine" Chris Benoit
                with Brian Pillman
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Seifret: The following matchup is for the WCWF Cruiserweight Title and
is scheduled for one fall. First, coming down the aisle, ..... SCOOTT
"OONEE HUUNDREED PEERCEENT NAATUURAAL" PIIEERCEE!

[Huge pop for Pierce as he comes out slapping the fans hands; he
quickly makes his way to the ring and slides in.]

Fountain: Pierce looks ready to take that title from Benoit
tonight..... but of course the NWO won't allow that....

Shamus: Pierce has made one smart move recently, and that was getting
the hell away from Inferno... that guy is a disaster!

Fountain: That guy is a great Xtreme Dainja Champion... do you have to
mess with everyone?

Shamus: Only the ones who deserve it.... and come Vader, Inferno will
be a great X-Xtreme Dainja Champion! [laughs]

[NWO music cuts on the PA System and "Wolverine" Chris Benoit starts
his way down the aisle with Brian Pillman]

Fountain: Benoit looks focused tonight, and I'll give him credit... he
is a great wrestler. His attitude just sucks.

Shamus: Pillman is the smartest man alive!!

 Fountain: And there is the bell...and they lock up.

 [Chris Benoit whips Scott Pierce into the turnbuckle.]

 Shamus: Benoit sending him back to the cor-

 [Chris Benoit charges into the corner, but Scott Pierce moves out of
 the way.]

 Fountain: HAHA! Pierce moves out of the way! Backslides Benoit!

 [Eric Clark counts: One, two,]

 Fountain: Oh! Benoit kicks out... and now Pierce with a neck-scissor,
 pulling Benoit down to the mat.

 [Scott Pierce executes a reverse neckbreaker. Scott Pierce nails him
 with an elbowsmash.]

 Fountain: A spinning headscissor! Pierce looks poised to win the
 title!

 Shamus: He hasn't done anything impressive yet... unless his name was
 Super Mario.

 Fountain: OH! Benoit fell right into Clark! Clark is down now... and
 Pierce is over to Eric Clark, trying to make sure he is okay. He
 really wants that belt.

 Shamus: Wait! Who is this?!?

 ["Jackhammer" Jesse Johnson emerges from the ringside entrance and
 makes his way down ringside]

 Fountain: What is Johnson doing out here? Is he still mad at Pillman?

 Shamus: I'd be.... and "Jackhammer" is out here representing the
 Dangerous Alliance... he just pulled Benoit to the outside!!!!
 JACKHAMMER!!!!

 Fountain: What the-?!?

 Shamus: Rolls Benoit back into the ring now! And Pillman won't dare go
 near him with that hurt neck....

 Fountain: Pierce with another spinning headscissor off the ropes now!

 [Scott Pierce hits Chris Benoit with a backdrop. Eric Clark is back on
 the job.]

 Shamus: Clark back to his senses now... and looks... Pierce is taking
 advantage off that Jackhammer manuever by Jesse Johnson.

 [Scott Pierce executes the STF.]

 Fountain: I can't believe that the Dangerous Alliance is making an
 impact in matches already tonight! They are really letting their
 presence be felt so far by doing this.... who knows what will happen
 later on tonight.

 Shamus: Hopefully more stuff!

 Fountain: Wait! I think... oh my!

 [Chris Benoit submits after 12 seconds.]

 [The winner is Scott Pierce. Time of match: 2:10]

 Fountain: We've got a new champion!!!! I can't believe it... Pierce
 has captured the WCWF Cruiserweight Belt! Johnson's got a sledge
 hammer handle.

 [Johnson runs up to Brian Pillman and swings at the back of his knee]

 Shamus: Holee!!!  Johnson's gone nuts!  Pillman's screaming on the
 floor! Johnson just jumped into the ring and is beating both on both
 Pierce and Benoit!

 [Johnson beats on Benoit, then Pierce, swinging the hammer handle
 singapore cane style.  He finally kicks Pierce out of the ring, grabs
 Benoit in a choke hold with the handle, drags him over to the side of
 the ring and motions for a microphone]

 Johnson: <bellowing> You know what!?  Do you know how many matches
 I've lost to screwjobs because of punks like Benoit and Pillman?  TOO
 MANY TO COUNT!  I'd still be Cruiserweight champ, and I'd be the
 Cruiserweight champ for the longest time coming, but Pillman and
 company can't do it in the ring!  They gotta resort to trickery,
 gang-banging, violence, and
 mayhem to win their matches for them!  Well, I've decided something.
 THEY'RE RIGHT!!!  So now, I've borrowed a page from their books and
 let's see how they like it!  Benoit, what do you gotta say?

 Benoit: <still in the choke hold> GHKKK!!! AKHHH!!! URGH!!!

 Johnson: Yeah, that's what I thought!  C'Mon!  Let's fight it out, I'm
 ready to face you, unless you're chicken!  Got something to say?
 You're not chicken?  SAY IT!!!

 Benoit: UUUUUUURGH...!

 Johnson: <dropping Benoit> What did I say?  Can't even put in a word
 edgewise. Well, the Jackhammer fears noone!  Bring it all on, I'll
 take all of you out!

 Shamus: Wow! Jesse ain't no joke....

 Fountain: Um.. let's go to comments from the Drunken Rocket...

 [Camera fades into a shot of Drunken Rocket sitting at a table.  In
 front of him on the table is a row of bottles full of different types
 of alcohol. ]

 Drunken Rocket: "ANDERSON, the countdown is on as we are in the final
 week before Warzone.  I see that you are using your time to prepare
 yourself for what is about to take place.  I too am preparing."

 Rocket picks up the bottle of gin and takes a drink.

 Drunken Rocket: "You see, these bottles in front of me have made me
 the man I am today.  That I can not and will not change.  They are a
 part of me as I am a part of them.  You don't seem to grasp this.
 Come April 27th, I am going to give you the knowledge that you can't
 seem to perceive. You see, these bottles are not just a monkey on my
 back.  They are my family,
 my soul."

 Rocket takes a drink out of the whiskey bottle.

 Drunken Rocket: "Now little man, when I kick you ass in the ring come
 the 27th, will you still have big words?  Will you still think that
 your focus is better than mine?  Wise up ASSASSIN, or your
 underestimation will be your downfall.  You say you expect anything
 from me, but how can you expect the unexpected?  I will tell you right
 now what to expect.  Your ass is going down, and I'm going to be
 standing over, laughing, and pissing on your head.  Oh by the way,
 give Lady my love."

 [Rocket laughs as he picks up the bottle of Everclear.  As he starts
 drinking from the bottle, the camera fades to black.]

 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
  "Anything Goes Match"

  Drunken Rocket
  with Mr. Watt

         versus

                 Alex "The Assassin" Anderson
                with Lady
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Fountain:  Alex Anderson is in the ring, ready to get this one
underway.........and now we hear Drunken Rockets' theme music.....and
here
he comes!

Shamus:  I've said it time and time again, if this guy ain't a good
role
model for kids, nobody is.

Fountain:  You make me sick, and so does Drunken Rocket for that
matter,
just look what hes carrying down to ringside with him!

Shamus:  What's wrong with that?  Its just a huge ice chest filled
with
some broken bottles, a blender, and a baseball bat.

Fountain:  Jesus, you really don't have a clue do you?

Shamus:  Now don't you start getting fresh with me, you'll know I'll
slap
you around just like Drunken Rocket will slap Alex Anderson
around......

Fountain:  And it looks like referee Ron Nord is calling for the bell,
we're ready to get this one underway....

Shamus:  You know, Lady should really stop hanging around a loser like
Anderson, she should stop by my apartment and see what a real man is

Fountain:  There's absolutely no excuse for you.  Jawbreaker executed
by
Alex Anderson, and if I could just quickly say, Alex Anderson is a
young
WCWF competitor, not real flashy,  but he's a great worker.  You know
that
when you see Alex Anderson step in the ring your going to get 110%
each and
everytime.

Shamus:  Yeah, Anderson's gonna get his butt kicked 110% of the time.
And
here's my man Drunken Rocket taking that punk Anderson to the mat with
a
bulldog headlock.

Fountain:  Rocket putting Anderson on the top turnbuckle now, and
what's he
going to do....

Shamus:  What do you mean what's he gonna do?  He's gonna execute
Totally
Smashed and leave Anderson unconcious, that's what hes gonna do.

Fountain:  And he NAILS it.  Going for the cover.....One, Two, ......

Shamus:  THREE!

Fountain:  No, no, only a two count.

Shamus:  Damn.

Fountain:  Rocket running to the ropes now, ducking under an Andersone
clothesline....and executes an enzuilariato.

Shamus:  That was one hell of an enzuggyzo.

Fountain: That's  Enzuilariato.  Rocket with a headbutt and Anderson
hits
the mat.  Drunken Rocket picking up Anderson now, ...and it's Anderson
spinning around to apply a sleeperhold.   And look at that, Lady is
holding
down Mr. Watt so he can't get in the ring.

Shamus:  Damnit, c'mon Mr. Watt, Rocket needs a cold one!

Fountain:  Anderson breaking the hold now, and quickly follows on the
offensive nailing Rocket with a dropkick to the knee.  And Alex
Anderson
wants the WCWF to know that he will not be overlooked, he just tossed
Drunken Rocket out of the ring.

Shamus:  Jesus Christ,  somebody get the man some alcohol!

Fountain:  Anderson set to jump on Drunken Rocket with a plancha
now.....

Shamus:  .....HAHA, i knew it, my man Drunken Rocket was playing
possum, he
moved out of the way!

Fountain:  And it suddenly looks bleak for Alex Anderson.  He is out
cold.

Shamus:  Now THIS is wrestling!  Look at Drunken Rocket beat that
unconcious piece of crap with a bottle of whiskey!

Fountain:  This is disgusting.  This man should be banned from the
WCWF for
life.  What kind of person would publicly endorse alcohol like this?

Shamus:  Awww shuddup you no brained fool.  Drunken Rocket is the best
technical wrestler I can think of.

Fountain:  Technical my as......

Shamus:  Hey, watch yourself, thats my job.

Fountain:  Ok, now I have regained some composure......Drunken Rocket
showing us some of his "technical" skills by knocking Anderson into
the
ringsteps.  And Drunken Rocket is taking this to the WCWF fans as he
throws
Alex Anderson over the guardrail.

Shamus:  This is where Rocket does his best work.....

Fountain:  Drunken Rocket following Anderson over the guardrail now,
...and
look at the strength Drunken Rocket is showing us by gorilla pressing
Anderson.  Rocket taking this down the aisle now....and lands a
jawbreaker.

Shamus:  HA!  That putz Anderson can barely stand.  I hope he isn't
expecting to win this match.

Fountain:  Well, this is the WCWF, and anything can happen, but Alex
Anderson's chances look pretty dim right now.  Drunken Rocket grabs
the
blender now...and smashes it over the head of "The Assassin."

Shamus:  Drunken Rocket is a real mans man.  He ain't afraid to do
what it
takes to win a match.

Fountain:  And he certainly is showing us that here.

Shamus:  And look at the beat down Rocket's giving Anderson now with a
baseball bat.

Fountain:  And these two are still brawling madly in the back of the
arena.

Shamus:  You mean Drunken Rocket is still brawling madly, and Alex
Anderson
is taking a beating.

Fountain:  Whatever.  And here comes Mr. Watt sneaking behind The
Assassin,
trying to do a little damage......but Anderson turns around...and
nails Mr.
Watt.

Shamus:  What the hell is Anderson doing?  Mr. Watt was only trying to
see
if he could get The Assassin an ice pack or something.

Fountain:  I highly doubt that.  And Drunken Rocket continues to
pummel
Alex Anderson with the baseball bat, and those vicious roundhouse
rights.

Shamus:  And it looks like my boy Mr. Watt is going to get a little
action
from Lady!

Fountain:  And I can't believe, Lady is getting ready take off her top
for
Mr. Watt!  She's motioning for him to turn around now....and......

Shamus:  That back-stabbing little tramp....

Fountain:  Lady just nailed Mr. Watt with a reverse thrust kick to the
head.  Mr. Watt is out cold.

Shamus:  That Lady has no business being here, she belongs in a
kitchen....

Fountain:  Now, now, let's not get into that.  Back to Anderson and
Rocket.
It appears as if Alex Anderson now has control of the baseball bat.
And
he just leveled Drunken Rocket with it.  Covering him now.  One.

Shamus:  Not even close.

Fountain:  Anderson with a single-leg takedown, and for the first time
in
this match Alex Anderson is putting up a little offense.  And these
two
competitors are madly exchanging blows throughout the audience.
Anderson
taking a crowbar......and he just smashed in the head of Drunken
Rocket
with it.  Dragon Suplex by Anderson....going for the pin.
One......Two.....Three!  No.  Only a two count, so close.

Shamus:  So close my ass!  That wasn't even close.  That punk Anderson
has
no chance to win.

Fountain:  Anderson again going to work on Drunken Rocket with the
crowbar.
Snap Suplex by Anderson now.  And he's gonna nail Drunken Rocket with
the
crowbar again!

Shamus:  But NOBODY'S home!

Fountain:  And now look at this.....

Shamus:  Drunken Rocket grabs the crowbars and he's beating Anderson
into a
bloody pulp with it.  And right by the vending machines too!

Fountain:  Rocket is going mad.  And he just bumped into a rather
large man
standing there.

Shamus:  Yeah, the punk dropped his Doritos too.  What a loser.

Fountain:  Drunken Rocket with the cover now....One......Two.....

Shamus:  THREE!

Fountain:  Drunken Rocket has defeated Alex "The Assassin"
Anderson....but
what's this...., its the guy Rocket bumped into, he's grabbing Drunken
Rocket!  And Alex Anderson is getting up now?

Shamus:  What the hell?  Hey, I seen that punk before, its Mike "The
Moose"
Morris....

Fountain:  And Morris tosses DR to Alex, and Alex DDT's him on the
concrete!  Its pandemonium, fans are scattering everywhere.

Shamus:  And those two spineless punks Anderson and Morris just
disappeared.

Fountain:  Let's get ready for our next match.

The winner is Drunken Rocket. Time of match: 5:51.

Fountain: We've made our way to the American Tag Team Tournament
now... and let's take a look at some highlights from the Tournament
before we get to the finals.

Shamus: Is this a delay before Satan's Little Helpers capture the
belts?

Fountain: Hardly.

[A tournament graphic comes up on the screen.]

Shamus: The Hardcore Homeboyz took Destructive Duo out in the first
round, and we haven't heard from them since.

Fountain: The Blues Brothers defeated Cowboys from Hell, and the
Varsity Club defeated the mystery team, which turned out to be Powers
of Pain.

Shamus: The Super Sayiyans took out Force of Nature with their
cheating tactics once again... while the Bulldogs somehow got passed
the Eliminators.

Fountain: Satan's Little Helpers beat the Road Warriors and the
Hardliners beat MRTA in a huge upset.

Shamus: Then Darnoc & Giant Jeracka pulled the second biggest upset of
the tournament, by beating Kroffat & Furnas.

Fountain: That set up great second round matches of: The Hardcore
Homeboyz squaring off against The Super Sayiyans, The Blues Brothers
facing The Varsity Club, The British Bulldogs taking on the Hardlines,
and Satan's Little Helpers matching skills with Darnoc & Giant
Jeracka.

Shamus: Yea, and in the biggest upset in the tournament, The Sayiyans
cheated their win into the semi-finals with the fireball.

Fountain: The Blues went the distance with the Varsity Club, and
pulled off the upset. The Hardliners took out the British Bulldogs,
and Satan's Little Helpers wrecked Darnoc & Giant Jeracka.

Shamus: That set up The Super Sayiyans defeating the Blues Brothers
with a strange twist of events, and Satan's Little Helpers cleanly
defeated The Hardliners to get to the finals.

[Fountain clears his throat]

Fountain: That has brought us to this match... and it will be a good
one.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
 WCWF American Tag Team Championship Match

 (9) The Super Sayiyans
     with Master Yoshi
     Son Gokou and Son Gohan

    versus

       (7) Satan's Little Helpers
          with Lucifer, M.D.
          Screamin' Demon and Satan Machine
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Seifret: The following matchup is scheduled for one fall and is the
final round of the American Tag Team Tournament.

[Crowd pop]

Seifret: First coming down the aisle

Shamus [mimicking]: To recieve the worst beating of their life...

Seifret: Weighing in at a total combined weight of 700 pounds... with
their manager Master Yoshi, Son Gokou and Son Gohan.... THEE SUUPEER
SAAYIIYAANS!

[Son Gokou and Son Gohan come out to their music to a huge pop.]

Shamus: Why do these idiots like the Sayiyans.... because they can
beat M. Bison with him?

Fountain: If you don't watch it... Vegeta is going to come out here
and punk you again.

Shamus: One word: Zeus.

Fountain: Okay.. okay.. well, the Super Sayiyans getting into the ring
now.. and they are getting alot of noise from the crowd... I think
they are the favo-

[Loud heavy metal bursts out on the PA System as fire flames out on
the turnbuckles and SLH make their way out of the back.]

Shamus: Now, here are a real set of tough guys...

[Camera shows a section of the crowd filled with SLH-iacs]

Seifret: And there opponents... coming to the ring with their manager
Lucifer, MD... the team of Screamin' Demon and Satan Machine...
SAATAAN'S LIITLEE HEELPEERS!!!

 Fountain: There is something seriously wrong with these guys... I hope
 for the WCWF's sake they don't become the champions.

 Shamus: We're about to find out... Screamin' Demon just came across to
 kick Gokou before the bell!

 Fountain: We're underway.. and things look bad for Demon early.. oh!

 [Screamin' Demon nails him with an enzuigiri.]

 Shamus [laughing]: Hey Gokou, quick tip. Next time you have a chance
 to hit someone, don't hesitate!

 [Screamin' Demon nails him with a roundhouse right. Screamin' Demon
 tags out to Satan Machine.]

 Shamus: Time to go to work...

 [Satan Machine and Screamin' Demon whip Son Gokou into the ropes. They
 hit Son Gokou with a double elbowsmash.]

 Fountain: Come on... get one of those guys out of there ref!

 Shamus: Give me a break, don't act like you've never seen your
 precious International Connectino double team before...

 [Satan Machine and Screamin' Demon whip Son Gokou into the ropes. They
 hit Son Gokou with a double backdrop. Screamin' Demon leaves the
 ring.]

 Shamus: Satan's team winning this game so far...

 Fountain: This match is far from over though.

 Shamus: Look at this... Satan Machine is letting Gokou tag in Gohan!
 He can take them both at twice anyway...

 [Son Gokou tags out to Son Gohan.]

 [Satan Machine runs into the ropes. Satan Machine hits Son Gohan with
 a backdrop.]

 Shamus: Right to work on the other cheater... they better not use the
 Postal Worker Mail Wave... or I'm getting involved for sure.

 [Satan Machine whips Son Gohan into the ropes. Satan Machine hits Son
 Gohan with an elbow. Satan Machine takes him down with a faceslam.]

 Fountain: Nice faceslam by Machine their.. and now rolls Gohan out of
 the ring. This doesn't look good for the Sayiyans.

 Shamus: Look at this cheater! He ripped part of the outside ring
 padding up and he's slamming Machine's head on the asphalt! Three
 times!

 Fountain: Gohan rolls Machine back into the ring now... but Machine
 kicks him in the lower area unexpectedly! Machine sliding in the
 ring.. and tags Screamin' Demon.

 Shamus: Gokou and Gohan cheating again!!!! Where is the ref?

 [Son Gokou enters the ring and throws Satan Machine out of the ring.
 Son Gohan and Son Gokou hit Screamin' Demon with a double flying
 clothesline.]

 Fountain: Quick flying clothesline there... and they send him for the
 ride again... and land boots to his midsection. Demon doubled over
 now...

 Shamus: They better get all the shots in that they can now...

 [Son Gohan nails him with a forearm smash.]

 Fountain: Gohan looks hyped up in there now.. and listen to these
 fans! The Sayiyans have taken control of this matchup.

 [Son Gohan takes him down with a football tackle.]

 Fountain: What's the matter with your team Shamus? No big entrance or
 vampire women tonight.. are they scared or something?

 Shamus: Shut up Fountain... they are just relaxing right now... I
 mean.. wow.. Gohan just sent Demon to the ropes and hit him with a
 short clothesline.

 Fountain: Gohan to the ropes again... and crucifixes Demon. Wait...
 what the hell?

 [Milliner goes down to count and then suddenly falls over grabbing his
 back]

 Shamus: Is he having a heart attack in the ring?

 Fountain: Wait a minute!

 [Camera moves over to Lucifer MD... he has a voodoo doll of the
 referee and has a pin stuck in Milliner's back.]

 Fountain: OH MY GOD! What is the reasoning behind this?!? This is
 uncalled for!

 Shamus: You better shut up... they might have one of you.

 [Son Gokou enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Son Gohan and Son
 Gokou hit Screamin' Demon with a double legsweep.]

 Fountain: Milliner is laying on the mat and Gokou with a bulldog now.
 Gohan follows with a kneedrop from the top buckle!!!

 [Son Gohan and Son Gokou whip Screamin' Demon into the ropes. They hit
 Screamin' Demon with a double fist to the midsection.]

 Fountain: Demon in trouble now.. doesn't look like that voodoo doll is
 doing much. Double elbowsmash now... and Gokou leaving the ring.

 Shamus: This is like a handicap match or something.... it's only a
 matter of time before SLH emerges on this pack of cartoon characters
 though.

 Fountain: They're looking pretty real to me as Gohan hits two short
 clotheslines in a row... and Milliner is back up..?

 [Camera shifts quickly towards Lucifer, M.D.'s area. He is talking to
 Shaolin Dynamite.]

 Shamus: Dynamite is so smooth we didn't even see him come in....

 Fountian: Gohan to the ropes now.. and comes back with a fist set for
 delivery to Demon's stomach.

 Shamus: Gohan sends Demon for the ride again... and this time Demon
 comes to the fist. Demon looking pretty beat up in there.

 Fountain: He couldn't do that if he was a cartoon.. and here comes
 Gokou in the ring. Gokou with a spinning DDT! And Gohan is up top!

 Shamus: Kneedrop off the top for the second time!

 Fountain: What's this?

 Shamus: Lucifer and Master Yoshi are hving a few words... and Gokou
 drops down in between them. Lucifer backing off now... how dare Gokou
 try and attack a doctor!

 Fountain: Yea.. a doctor of what though? And here's Gohan with a
 crotch slam. Milliner falling to the mat again!!!

 Shamus: Man.. I'd really hate to be a ref in a SLH match.

 Fountain: And Satan Machine is in the ring now.. here comes Gokou!
 We've got all four men in the ring now! Gohan sends Screamin' Demon
 over the top rope!

 Shamus: Milliner is getting back up now... and we've got Satan Machine
 and The Super Sayiyans in the ring now.

 [Son Gokou and Son Gohan whip Satan Machine into the ropes. Son Gokou
 and Son Gohan hit Satan Machine with a double flying clothesline.]

 Fountain: Another flying clothesline... and now a double legsweep.

 Shamus: And at least Milliner is straightening things out here...
 telling Gohan to stay in the ring and for Gokou to leave.

 Fountain: He's not going to say anything to Satan Machine though?
 What's going on here?

 Shamus: He probably just doesn't realize it.

 Fountain: Screamin' Demon getting in the ring now though.. and Gohan
 with a double clothesline! This isn't the Satan's Little Helpers we
 usually see.. but then again.. The Super Sayiyans beat The Hardcore
 Homeboyz.

 Shamus: Sayiyans cheating again.... do these guys know the meaning of
 one guy in the ring at a time? Maybe someone needs to give these
 "aliens" a few rules of wrestling.

 [Son Gohan and Son Gokou whip Satan Machine into the ropes. Son Gohan
 and Son Gokou hit Satan Machine with a double legsweep.]

 Shamus: Shaolin Dynamite on the outside telling Screamin' Demon to
 come out of the ring? What could they be up to now? I mean.. what kind
 of strategy could they be working on now?

 Fountain: I don't know.. but they better get it quick... Gohan just
 nailed a forearm smash... and follows it with a flying clothesline
 now.

 Shamus: Wait a min- no! He better not!

 Fountain: He is! KAMAIL MAIL WAVE!

 [Mike Milliner counts: One, two]

 Shamus: CHEATER!

 [Thre..]

 Fountain: No... Satan Machine just barely kicks out. And now Gohan
 with a standing wristlock.

 Shamus: That's it... I'm starting my petition now.

 [Shamus pulls out a piece of paper and starts writing on it]

 Shamus: After much consideration..

 Fountain: Keep it to yourself or watch the match. Gohan letting it go
 now... and clotheslines him! Satan Machine didn't fall down though..
 he went back into the corner.. right into Demon's area. And he tags
 him in.

 Shamus: ....

 Fountain: Gokou getting in the ring now.. and they send Screamin'
 Demon for the ride. Another flying clothesline... Mr. Perfect has
 taught these two well. Their stablemate, Vegeta, already recorded a
 win earlier tonight with his controversial Thunderstrike move.

 Shamus: ....

 Fountain: Gokou leaving the ring now.. and Gohan with a single-leg
 takedown.

 [Son Gohan nails him with a kneebreaker.]

 Fountain: Gohan with a standing writslock again... what the heck are
 you writing over there?

 Shamus: DONE! Want to sign it Matt?

 Fountain: No thanks... I think with all the other interfering that
 takes place here.. it is only right for them to use the manuever if
 they feel that it is what they need to do to get rid of some of the
 nogooders here.

 Shamus: Argh....

 [Shamus gets up and takes off his headset. He goes over to Lucifer MD
 and Shaolin Dynamite and begins talking to them.]

 Fountain: You better be careful. Here's Gohan with a shoulderblock on
 Screamin' Demon.. but he doesn't move. Gohan with a flying clothesline
 now.. and Gokou coming into the ring.

 [Shamus is over near the two and he starts shaking his head as he
 hands Lucifer MD the piece of paper.]

 Fountain: SUPER KAMAIL MAIL WAVE! And this one has got to be over....

 [Mike Milliner counts: One]

 Fountain: Wait... what is Shamus doing?

 [Shamus gets onto the apron and gets into the ring with Shaolin
 Dynamite. Shaolin speeds across and hits the butterfly kick on Gokou
 who flies over the top of the ring. Milliner counts: two]

 Fountain: Shamus just broke the count! And Mike Milliner is waving his
 arms in the air! Let's get the official decision!

 Seifret: The winners of this match... by disqualificaiton.... The
 SUPER SAYIYANS!

 Fountain: What the hell is going on here? The Sayiyans have gotten the
 win... but Shamus has had the belts handed to him.

 [Mike Milliner disqualifies Satan's Little Helpers. The winners are
 The Super Sayiyans. Time of match: 11:49]

 Fountain: SLH standing in the corner now and Lucifer MD and Shaolin
 Dynamite have gotten in the ring. And Shamus has got the microphone.

 Shamus: I'm really sick and tired of crap like this <points to the
 Sayiyans>. You see that piece of paper that Lucifer, MD holds? That's
 a petition to have Goddard rule against this move they keep using on
 people. What happens when they miss and they hits someone in the
 crowd? Besides that fact... it's a foreign object! They aren't
 executing a manuever! So, once I get 20 wrestlers to sign that
 petition here in the WCWF... I will send it in to President Goddard.
 This must stop!

 [He drops the microphone and Shamus gives the belts to Satan's Little
 Helpers as they leave and he returns to the commentator's table.]

 Fountain: What in God's name is your problem?

 Shamus: Where you listening Matt? Geez.

 Fountain: Let me just state the fact that the titles are still vacant.
 I'm sure we'll hear something about this later on tonight. Let's get
 to the next match...

 Shamus: Wait...we've got The Hart-Breaker's backstage!

 [Cuts backstage]

 [The camera opens on the Hart Breakers, in the locker room of an
 arena. Brother
 Love is with them, but he is talking to someone on the phone.]

 Bret: Well Clique, it is time for us to get it on one more time. Last
 time Mr.
 Perfect screwed us out of the titles, but this time, this time we are
 going to
 win back what should never have left us, the WCWF World Tag Team
 Titles.

 Shawn: Hall, Nash, you guys are going to get your tall asses kicked by
 the best
 tag team in WCWF history. We all know you are going to have your nwo
 friends at
 ringside with you, so once again there will be a screw-job, but we'll
 have
 someone with us, if all things work right. But with the way things
 have been
 going on around here lately, everything will probably screw up, and
 the Clique
 will hold the belts forever. And then we all wake up, and step back
 into
 REALITY. Clique, you have no idea how determined we are boys, and it
 is finally
 time for a changing of the guards, and new tag champs.

 Bret: You guys are going to suffer total defeat, when the Heartbreak
 Kid and the
 Excellence of Execution wipe you out!

 [Cuts back]

 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
  WCWF World Tag Team Title Match

 The Hart-Breakers
 Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels
 with Brother Love

        versus

                 WCWF World Tag Team Champs
                The Clique
                Scott Hall & Kevin Nash
                with Brian Pillman
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

William Seifert: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest,
scheduled for one fall, WILL BE FOR THE WCWF WORLD TAG TEAM
CHAMPIONSHIP!!!  Introducing first, the challengers, with their
 manager Brother Love, FORMER WCWF World Tag Team Champions, Bret Hart
 and Shawn Michaels, THE HART-BREAKERS!!!!

 <The Hart-Breakers come out to their music, recieving a large pop from
 the crowd>

 Seifert: And THEIR OPPONENTS.........

 <nWo music blares out over the PA>

 Seifert: Accompianed by Brian Pillman, here are your WCWF Tag Team,
 CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOORLD.....Scott Hall and Kevin Nash, THE
 CLIQUE!!!!

 <get met with both boos from the youngsters in attendence, and some
 noticably loud cheers from other sections of the crowd>

 Fountain: Here we go with this World Tag Team Title encounter.   If
 you remember, the Clique defeated the Hart-Breakers for the belts way
 back in December at Winter Warz, and have succesfully defended the
 belts against the Hart's on two other occasions.

 Shamus: Yeah really, the Hart's just aren't in the Clique's league.
 Nobody is....

 Fountain: Well, tonight, the Harts hope to buck that trend and come
 out the new Tag Team Champions....

 <DING DING DING>

 Fountain: And we are ready to start here, with Bret "Hitman" Hart and
 Scott Hall starting.  Hall with a power advantage here, as the two
 lock up.  Hall locks in a headlock, and Bret counters by sending Hall
 for the ride.  Scott Hall off the ropes, and Bret nails him with a
 hiptoss.  Bret tries another hip-toss, and Hall reverses it into a
 backslide!! The cover...1,2, Hart escapes....

 Shamus:  Nice move by my man Hall. He really knows his stuff don't he
 Fountain?

 Fountain: I must give credit where credit is due. Hall, as well as
 Nash, are fine athletes, and excellent wrestlers.  The two lock back
 up, and Hall sends Hart for the ride....PILLMAN trips him!!

 Shamus: Haha! That clutz Bret Hart, can't even walk without falling
 down.

 Fountain: Didn't you see Pillman grab Hart's ankle?

 Shamus: Hmm, my monitor must have been blurry or something, I didn't
 see a thing.

 Fountain: You must have "selective vision" Shamus.  Back to the action
 now, Hart seems to be shaken up after Pillman's interference.   Hall
 now with a succesfull bulldog, and now he throws Hart to the outside.

 Shamus:  Hart better watch out, or the former Cruiserweight champion
 may have to get a bit physical.

 Fountain:  Shawn Michaels is making sure Pillman doesn't go near his
 partner...and Hart gets back in the ring after a 6 count by Eric
 Clark. Hall now, charging Hart....Hart takes him down with a nice
 armdrag takeover. And Hart tags Shawn Michaels....

 Shamus: Boy, I really dispise Shawn Michaels, he thinks he gets all
 the women.  I wonder if he's ever seen Slick or Mustafa. Then he'd
 know what being a "boy toy" is all about.

 Fountain: *sighs*  Michaels and Hall now, locking up....Michaels sends
 him for the ride, a clothesline attempt by Michaels.  Hall reverses
 into a backslide position. Both men fighting for the leverage....

 Shamus: Come on Scotty, drop to your knees and it's yours!!

 Fountain: NO! Michaels hits his knees first and has Hall in a
 backslide.

 [Clark slaps the mat 2 times]

 Fountain: Kick out by Hall.  Bret Hart is coming in the ring now,
 double team effort...double suplex by the Hart-Breakers.  And now
 Shawn locks in a abdominal stretch.....Hart exits the ring.  What's
 this? Nash is getting the attention of Eric Clark.  Clark is telling
 Nash to get back in his corner....meanwhile look at the Harts!  Bret
 grabs Shawn's arm, adding HUGE leverage to that Abdominal Stretch.

 Shamus: Look at them Fountain! They are cheating!!!

 Fountain: Like the Clique has never cheated before....

 Shamus: Never.  Those Hart-Breakers are filthy. Just watching this
 blatent cheating makes me sick.

 Fountain:  Just goes to show you that the Hart-Breakers will do
 anything to regain those prestigous Tag Team Titles....Clark turning
 now, and he makes the Hart's break the hold.

 Shamus: What a great official Eric Clark is. One of the best in the
 buisness.....

 Fountain: Whatever.... Michaels continuing to work over Hall now.
 Nails him with a nice lariat, and now charges off the ropes....AND
 PILLMAN TRIPS HIM!!! Get him away from ringside!!!

 Shamus: Fountain, Pillman is the Clique's manager. He has a manager's
 licsense, therefore he can be at ringside, and there's nothing you can
 do about it.

 Fountain: And now Clark is yelling at Pillman.  Pillman is getting up
 on the apron, he is in Clarks face.  Meanwhile, Hall is capitalizing
 on Michaels, putting him on the top rope....BELLY-TO-BACK Superplex!!!

 [Hall gives the signal for the Outsider Edge]

 Fountain: He's calling for the Edge!!  He picks up Michaels........

 Shamus: It's all over for the boy-toy!!!!

 Fountain: MICHAELS SLIPS OUT!!! Into a backslide!!!!!  Clark is tied
 up with Pillman!!!! No referee to count!!  1,2,3,4....Michaels has
 Hall locked up!!  Nash trying to break it up....Hart nails him!! But
 Clark has his back turned still!

 Shamus: That is why Brian Pillman is the best manager in the buisness.
 No matter what you call it, it is just plain smart.

 Fountain: Michaels FINALLY lets go of the backslide after having Hall
 in it for a good 10 count.  All 4 men in the ring now...  Hart and
 Nash now, going at it.  Nash charges at Hart....Hart dodges, and Nash
 bumps into Clark, and PILLMAN drops Clarks neck over the TOP
 ROPE!!!!!!

 Shamus: Stop instigating Fountain. Clark nailed Pillman through the
 collison, and Pillman "accidentally" clotheslined Clark with the top
 rope.

 Fountain: All hell is breaking loose in the very early stages of this
 matchup....all 4 men are brawling in the ring, with the referee out
 cold in the middle of the ring.

 Shamus: Wow! What a chokeslam by Scotty Hall! Shawn Michaels was
 flattened like a pancake.  And now a big clothesline to follow it up.

 Fountain: Oh no, Nash has a chair, he NAILS Michaels with it....look
 at this. Pillman is trying to revive Clark now, after the damage has
 been done.

 Shamus: What did I tell you? He is the best manager in the buisness.

 Fountain: Michaels is out cold.  And Hall is covering...Hart was
 thrown outside by Nash...it could be over....

 [Clark crawls over and begins to count]

 Fountain: 1...........2................3no! Shoulder up!  Very slow
 count by Clark, but who would blame him. He is still trying to
 recover.

 Shamus: Speaking of trying to recover, Michaels is still suffering the
 effects by that big Kevin Nash chairshot.

 Fountain: Speaking of the big guy, Hall tags in Nash.   Nash is
 working over Michaels.   A kick to the midsection, and a BIG elbow
 drop.    Nash now, punching Shawn in the midsection.  Nash lifts
 Michaels up, and hits a nice Side-Suplex.  Nash lifting Michaels up,
 and slams him to the mat.

 Shamus: Nobody can stop this team.  They are "Totally Dominant"
 remember?

 Fountain: Nash tagging back out to Hall. Nice teamwork by the Clique.
 Nash slams Michaels down again, and Hall drops a leg.

 Shamus: Great doubleteaming....

 Fountain: You are just a brown-noser aren't you? Quit trying to make
 the nWo like you and start doing your job.

 Shamus: Bite me Fountain.

 Fountain:  It's times like this where I want to go back to Flash
 Flood. Back to the action, Hall is pummling Michaels.  Hall scoops him
 up, FALLAWAY Slam. That's one of his favorites...a cover..

 [A two count is made by Eric Clark]

 Fountain:  Michaels is going to need to make a tag here.  The Clique
 are having there way with him.  Hall tags in Nash once again.   Nash
 sending Michaels for the ride, goes for a big right hand, it's ducked
 by Michaels, Michaels off the opposite ropes, FLYING FOREARM!!
 Michaels nailed him with that one..he crawls over....

 [Sound of the tag is clear and Bret Hart enters the ring]

 Fountain: He made the tag!  Hart nails Nash, and knocks Hall off the
 apron... Hart attacking Nash now, with big lefts and rights, Hall
 coming up from behind, and Bret nails him too!  But Nash nails Hart in
 the back now!

 Shamus: It's just a matter of time before you run out of steam,
 Fountain.  The Clique are back in control....

 Fountain: Nash picks Hart up....big press slam.....THROWS HIM TO THE
 OUTSIDE!!! I think Hart's head struck the guardrail!! He is down!!!

 Shamus: And Nash throws a Touchdown to that fan sitting at ringside!
 HAHA!

 Fountain: It appears that Hart is busted open...oh my, he is. Look at
 the blood rushing out of his head.  Nash on the outside now, pounding
 away on the wound.  Nash now, goes for a knee-lift, HART Dodges! Nash
 nailed his knee on the guardrail!! And now he looks hurt.

 Shamus: Nash has bad knees to begin with! That's not fair Fountain!!!

 Fountain: Hart obviously had that move well scouted.

 Shamus: Look at Hart, he is bleeding like HELL!!!

 Fountain: Nash rolls back in, and Hart pounces on him!! Starts
 flailing away at Nash..

 [Crowd counts along with Hart's punches, untill he reaches TEN]

 Fountain: Hart doesn't care if he's bleeding. He just wants the gold.
 Hart sending Nash for the ride now, and he rushes in, Nash NAILS him
 with an elbow.

 Shamus: That slowed him down in a hurry, didn't it Fountain?  And now
 Nash does the smart thing, he tags in the "Hall-Mang".

 Fountain: Hall locks in a sleeper.  Good idea by Hall, giving himself
 and his partner a rest while keeping the pressure on the challengers.
 Hart battles back up to his feet now...and nails Hall with a
 jaw-breaker.. Hart nails Hall with a clothesline, and a bulldog!!! He
 tags back in HBK.

 Shamus: A double team by the Harts, ooooh, a double Enziguiri on Hall.
 Get them outta there REF! Geez, maybe Clark isn't as good as I
 thought.

 Fountain: Nash enters the ring now, and he throws Bret Hart OVER the
 top to the floor.   Oh no...Pillman is making his way over to
 Hart...he is kicking him!! Look at Pillman go!! Brother Love is over
 there trying to hold off Pillman, but Pillman shoves him aside!!

 Shamus: What is "Blubber" Love doing now??  Is he calling to the
 back??

 Fountain: That looks like it......OH MY!! HERE COME THE INTERNATIONAL
 CONNECTION!!!!  Remeber, they have a score to settle with Pillman and
 the Clique. Pillman personally caused them not just the American Tag
 Team Titles, but the WORLD belts as well.    Sting and Yoko are down
 at ringside, and they have surrounded Pillman.

 Shamus: Oh no!! Don't they know that Pillman is hurt?

 Fountain: Well, he deserves what he is gonna get!   He is running away
 from Sting....HE RUNS RIGHT INTO YOKOZUNA!!! Yoko nails Pillman with a
 HUGE reverse-knife edge chop!!!

 Shamus: Look on the inside of the ring, Hall has Michaels covered
 after a double underhook suplex. One, Two, thr-NO! Michaels
 escapes....

 Fountain: Meanwhile, on the outside, Sting and Yoko are chasing
 Pillman from ringside!! Pillman has been run back into the locker room
 area!!  And now Sting and Yokozuna are at ringside for the
 Hart-Breakers!!

 Shamus: This is unfair....it's 5 on 2 now!!!

 Fountain: Turn-a-bout is fair play Shamus....Bret Hart has gotten back
 up on the apron, still with that HUGE cut on his forehead.   Micheals
 is up....HE TAGS HART!! Hart the legal man now, he leaps at Hall,
 cross body block! One, Two, Three!!! HE GOT HIM, NEW CHAMPS!!!!!

 Shamus: NO NO NO NO NO!!! Hall got his shoulder up!!!

 Fountain: Oh my! I thought he had him for sure!   Hart continuing the
 pressure now, swinging neckbreaker on Hall.  Hart now, Side-Suplex on
 Hall. He goes to the 2nd turnbuckle....NAILS a flying elbowdrop!
 Covers, one, two, three, NO! Kick out again...

 Shamus: And Sting and Tuna-Breath are still standing here at ring
 side.

 Fountain: Hart now, nails Hall with a Russian legsweep.  Wait a
 minute....what is that going on in the crowd??

 Shamus: IT'S THE DANGEROUS CREW!!! They've come out of the Crowd!!!
 They have chairs!

 Fountain: Austin and Ahmed nail the International Connection with the
 chairs!! They can't obviously wait for their match tonight...they've
 started now!!! The I-C are fighting back now!! Oh my! What a brawl on
 the outside.

 Shamus: On the inside look at this!!! Hart has Hall ready....he is
 going to lock in the Sharpshooter!!!  But Eric Clark is trying to
 break up the fight at ringside! Hart doesn't apply the hold.  He goes
 over to Clark, and is telling him to pay attention!

 Fountain:  The Dangerous Crew and International Connection have
 brawled all the way back to the locker room.  LOOK OUT!!! Hart gets
 nailed by Kevin Nash from behind!!   And Hall knocks Michaels off the
 apron!   Nash has Hart, side suplex.  Now a vertical suplex.....oh
 no....Shawn Michaels took a HUGE bump on the floor, he doesn't look
 like he is moving..

 Shamus: It's all over for the Hart-Breakers now.  The Clique has Bret
 Hart 2-on-1 now.

 Fountain: Why isn't Clark breaking up this double team?  Hall and
 Nash, just beating down on Hart.    Hart is defensless.   UH OH!! This
 could be it....Nash is signaling for....

 Shamus: THE OUTSIDER BOMB!!!

 Fountain: He hit it!!!! It's all a formality now....

 [Eric Clark slaps the mat 3 times]

 Shamus: They beat the Hart-Breakers AGAIN!!!!

 The winners are The Clique. Time of match: 0:15:48

 Seifert: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS: THE CL-...........

 [The Hardcore Homeboyz rush the ringside area.]

 Fountain: The Homeboyz rush in the ring, what the hell do they have in
 their hands?

 Shamus: It looks like a Cement Block or something Fountain.

 Fountain: OH MY!!! THE HOMEBOYZ ARE ASSAULTING THE CLIQUE.  They are
 hitting them with whatever the have in their hands.   Nash is out cold
 on the outside.  D-Bo has Hall now, whips him to the ropes, Dogg
 following behind Hall, IT'S THE DRIVE-BY on Hall!!!! Unbelieveable!!!

 [Paul E. Dangerously is in the ring, and makes a mock 3-Count]

 Shamus: Shut up Fountain.  Dogg is on the Mic, let's hear what he has
 to say.....

 Dogg: WASSUP NOW BITCH!  The WCWF CANNOT HOLD US DOWN ANY LONGER!!
 Every damn time, we get fucking DICKED outta everything that should be
 rightfully ours. WHO GIVES A RATS ASS ABOUT THE FUCKING AMERICAN TAG
 TEAM TITLES! We know, that WE SHOULD BE THE WORLD CHAMPIONS!  AND YOU
 BITCHES HOLD THE FUCKING GOLD! AND WE ARE COMIN' AFTER YOU NOW!!

 D-Bo: Dat's right.  Fo' too long, people have been avoidin' and
 dodgin' the Hardcore Homeboyz.  Now, we are gonna MAKE you fight us.
 WE ARE the Best Tag Team in the WCWF today. AND BY BEATING YOUR ASSES
 UP, WE GONNA SHOW THA WORLD THAT WE CANNOT BE STOPPED!!

 Paul E. Dangerously: Very shortly, the WCWF Tag Team ranks are gonna
 take a dramatic turn.  When the Hardcore Homeboyz run rampid over
 every single god damn tag team in this god forsaken federation.  And
 when we get the Belts, this fed is gonna be ruled....

 Homeboyz: HARDCORE STYLE!!

 Dogg: WE COMIN' AFTA YOU!! WE COMIN' AFTA YOU!!!!

 Shamus: Wow! The Dangerous Alliance is busy tonight... it looks like
 they want to go to war with the New World Order, by the looks of
 tonight's events.

 Fountain: And either the Hardcore Homeboyz or The Dangerous Crew would
 give the Clique a good match.

 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
  The International Connecttion
 Sting and Yokozuna
 with Brother Love

        versus

                 The Dangerous Crew
                Ahmed Johnson & Steve Austin
                with Paul E. Dangerously
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Seifert: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.  Introducing
first......

<Sting's theme comes on over the PA>

Seifert: Along with manager, Brother Love, here is the team of Sting
and Yokozuna, THE INTERNATIONAL CONNECTION!!!

 <IC come to the ring recieving decent pops from the crowd.>

 Seifert: And their opponents.....

 <Dangerous Crew's music blares out over the PA>

 Seifert: Along with their manager, Paul E. Dangerously, here is the
 combonation of Ahmed Johnson and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, THE
 DANGEROUS CREW!!!!

 <get met with mass heat as they charge the ring....>

 Fountain: And these teams are starting up right where they left off
 during that title match!!  All 4 men brawling as this match gets
 underway!!!   All 4 men exchanging lefts and rights, Sting and Austin
 going at it, and Ahmed and Yoko struggling in the corner. WHOA!! Yoko
 nails Ahmed over the top rope...and Sting throws Austin out!!!!  The
 crowd is going nuts!!

 [Shows Paul E. talking with his team on the outside of the ring.]

 Shamus: Paul E is running one of the most successfull stables in the
 WCWF.  Look at what Jesse "Jackhammer" Johnson and the Hardcore
 Homeboyz have done already tonight.

 Fountain: And you know nothing would please Paul. E more then to have
 the Crew win this match here.  It looks like Ahmed Johnson is going to
 start it out with Sting here.    They lock up...Ahmed with a big press
 slam.

 Shamus: Sting's no match for Ahmed's power.

 Fountain: They lock up again.....STING with a press slam on Ahmed!
 Whaddya think now Shamus?

 Shamus: Be quiet Fountain.

 Fountain:  They lock up for a third time, and Ahmed raises a knee into
 Sting. Ahmed throws Sting to the ropes, Ahmed goes for a clothesline,
 Sting ducks, and Sting comes off the ropes with a flying clothesline
 of his own!  Sting has Ahmed up, he is pummeling him back to the
 corner!   Ahmed quickly tags to Austin.

 Shamus: Dumb move by the "Stinger".  He should have kept Ahmed on his
 side of the ring, and tried to get an early advantage in the match.
 Now Stone Cold's gonna open up a whole supermarket of whoop-ass on
 him.

 Fountain: Austin comes in, and he's badmouthing Sting.  Sting goes
 face to face with Austin, and STING gets nailed in the back by Ahmed,
 who hadn't left the ring yet.  Austin clotheslines him now.  Austin
 drops an elbow. Austin scoops him up, nice vertical suplex.  Austin
 with a bodyslam.

 Shamus: Austin is a complete wrestler. Look at him, he can do it all.

 Fountain:  Austin going for a neckbreaker, Sting is trying to
 block....and he hits a neckbreaker of his own! And Sting tags to the
 BIG GUY!! Yokozuna is in!  He nails Austin with a big chop.  But here
 comes Ahmed again, and he is distracting Yokozuna, and Austin comes
 from behind and clips his knee!!

 Shamus: Paul E. Dangerously makes sure his guys know the other teams
 weaknesses. They are real sharp.

 Fountain:  And the Crew is working over Yoko on a double team. He may
 still be feeling the effects of that attack in our last match here at
 Warzone. They are working over Yoko. And they throw him to the
 outside! Ooh..I think I felt the building shake on that one. Austin is
 going out to get him now.

 Shamus: Austin's gonna mess him up now.

 Fountain: Austin drops a double axe from the apron.  He goes to throw
 Yokozuna into the guardrail. He can't budge him. Yoko throws AUSTIN
 into the rail!! Austin wobbles back, BELLY-TO-BELLY on the floor!!! Oh
 my!! Austin splatted on the concrete!! Yokozuna DROPS A LEG!!

 Shamus: Oh no!! Austin might be dead!!!

 Fountain: Yokozuna throws Austin back into the ring.  Yoko headbutts
 Austin now. And now a slam by the 600 pound plus Yokozuna.  Yoko hits
 a gutwrench suplex. Yokozuna is going for another
 belly-to-belly....Austin knees him in the midsection. And Austin makes
 the tag out to Ahmed Johnson.   The two powerhouses are in now....

 Shamus: The Dangerous Crew are such a good team. They make the tags
 when they need to....

 Fountain: Ahmed nails Yoko with a beautiful clothesline. But Yoko
 doesn't go down. Ahmed with another, and ANOTHER!! Yoko is shakey, but
 he isn't going down. Austin enters the ring, DOUBLE Clothesline and
 that brings the mammoth one down.  Austin exits, and Ahmed nails Yoko
 with a leg drop.

 Shamus: Alright! The Crew are making the former champs look like
 chumps!!

 Fountain: Ahmed nails a flying shoulderblock, and another....he's
 going for it again.  Yokozuna catches him. BEAR HUG! Ooh. Ahmed got
 caught! Yoko is squeezing the life outta Ahmed, and now he
 Belly-To-Bellys him! Cover, One,Two,shoulder gets up.  Yokozuna now
 suddenly in control.  He nails Ahmed with a HUGE legdrop.  He is
 covering...

 [Eric Clark hits the mat 2 times, then Steve Austin breaks the count]

 Shamus: Yeah Austin!! Way to use your head!

 Fountain: Austin breaking the count on that big legdrop.  Yoko slaps
 on a nerve hold now.  Ahmed is struggling. The ammount of pressure on
 that pressure point must be enormous. Ahmed reaches the ropes,
 breaking the hold.  Yoko raining down chops on Ahmed.  And now a
 headbutt by Yokozuna, and a nice SAVATE KICK! Wow!

 Shamus: How does he do that?!

 Fountain:  Yokozuna scoops up Ahmed...and powerslams Ahmed down to the
 mat!  He covers, one, two, thr- no! Shoulder gets up!

 Shamus: This Crew won't quit Fountain.

 Fountain: They are relentless, I'll give them that.  Look! Yoko has
 Ahmed, ANOTHER BELLY TO BELLY! And he is covering!! But Paul E. is on
 the apron trying to interfere, AND BROTHER LOVE KNOCKS HIM OFF!!!
 Clark isn't near the count. He's way outta position.  Now he counts,
 One, Two, Three, NO!  Ahmed got the shoulder up at the last second.
 If Clark were in position, this match would be over.

 Shamus: He was doing his job Fountain. He had to contain the action on
 the outside.

 Fountain:  Yoko is laying in the chops now.   He bounces off the
 ropes, AHMED CATCHES HIM IN A POWERSLAM!!! OH MY GOD!! Unbelieveable!
 And Ahmed makes the tag to his partner.

 Shamus: What power by Johnson! He's great. And now Austin is in!

 Fountain: And Austin is giving Yoko, the "Dangerous Salute" you might
 say...he nails Yoko with a lariat.  And look at Austin! Laying in the
 kicks and slaps.  And an elbow smash on Yoko.  He tries to whip Yoko
 to the buckle, Yoko reverses that, and he charges in for an avalanche!
 But Austin dodges!! Yokozuna goes gut first into the turnbuckle!!

 Shamus: Austin outsmarts him again!

 Fountain: Look at this, Ahmed rushes into the ring for a double team
 on Yokozuna.  But here comes the Stinger, all 4 men in the ring.
 Sting sends Ahmed for the ride, he goes right into YOKOZUNA! Ahmed
 falls out of the ring. And Yoko makes a clean tag to Sting.  Sting is
 legal now, with Austin. Sting powerslams Austin.

 Shamus: Oh boy. The tide has turned back to those loser former champs.

 Fountain: Getting cranky, 'eh Shamus?    Sting hiptosses Austin.  And
 now takes him over in a waistlock suplex.  Sting has Austin up,
 enzuigiri kick. Covering, one, two, kickout by the Stone Cold one.
 Lariat by Sting now.  Sting in control.  Sting throws Austin to the
 turnbuckles, and elbows him down. Sting scoops him up...WOW! Tombstone
 Piledriver.

 Shamus: That move should be outlawed.

 Fountain: Sting dropkicks him now. Sting is on a roll. The Dangerous
 Crew is starting to fade.  Sting goes for another hiptoss, Austin
 blocks, and NAILS Sting with a lariat.

 Shamus: Hahaha! Austin turns the tide right there.

 Fountain: Don't speak so fast, Sting just reversed a irish-whip to the
 corner.. HERE COMES A STINGER-no! Austin dodged the Stinger Splash.
 He rolls up Sting...

 [Clark hits the mat 2 times]

 Fountain: Only a two count.  Sting up, he tags Yokozuna again. That's
 seems like the strategy for the IC. Keep Yoko in, because the Crew
 doesn't have the size to match him. Yokozuna slaps Austin. He goes for
 the cover. One, two, three! No. Kickout. Close that time.  Yokozuna
 walks in, and Austin rakes him in the eyes, and he tags out to Austin.

 Shamus:  Nice work by Austin. Now the power guy comes back in.  Wait a
 minute....who's that in the aisleway....IT'S DARNOC AND GIANT
 JERACKA!!! They are HUGE!!!

 Fountain: What are they doing here?  LOOK OUT!! Hart-Breakers come out
 from behind!! They each have chairs!! They NAIL Darnoc And Jeracka!!
 Wow!! Another big chair shot on each man!! The Breakers are cutting
 the big men down to size, and they are battling back to the
 lockerroom!

 Shamus: What was that all about?

 Fountain: I don't know, I'm sure we will here why later on Flash
 Flood. But Yoko seems to have some vision trouble, and Ahmed connects
 with a running lariat.  Ahmed walks in, and gets met with a savate
 kick!  What agility by Yokozuna.  Yokozuna is going for another kick
 it seems, but AHMED ducks under and takes out Yokozuna's leg!! Oh no!!

 Shamus: I think I heard it snap!! Oh my!!!

 Fountain: Yokozuna is rolling on the mat, screaming in pain....Sting
 enters the ring...he's rolling Yoko over to the corner. I think
 Sting's gonna try and take both these guys by himself. Yokozuna is
 hurt badly I think.  Sting flys at Ahmed! He nails him. He goes after
 Austin, he nails him. Sting is taking on both Dangerous Crew members.
 He is a house of fire. He throws Austin out the ring.

 Shamus: He won't be able to keep this pace up. And his partner is out
 in the corner with that hurt leg.

 Fountain: Sting has Ahmed in the ring...Austin is out on the floor.
 Sting charges Ahmed, AHMED CATCHES him in a SPINE BUSTER!!  Oooh!!

 Shamus: I told you so!!!

 Fountain: Oh boy.  Ahmed throws Sting to the ropes, STING COMES BACK
 WITH A LARIAT!!!  He goes off the ropes again...AUSTIN knees him in
 the back!!!   Ahmed lifts Sting up.  Austin is climbing the top rope.

 Shamus: Here it comes!! It's gonna be all over for Sting.

 Fountain: STONE COLD CRUSHER!!!!

 Shamus: HE'S DONE!

 Fountain: One, Two, Three.

 Shamus: Ring that bell.  The Dangerous Crew pull off this win!  The
 Dangerous Alliance has had one hell of a night!

 The winners are The Dangerous Crew. Time of match: 22:40

 Fountain: And I'm receiveing word now... oh god.. you've got to be
 kidding me..

 Shamus: What? What is it..?

 Fountain: The Super Sayiyans and Satan's Little Helpers will rematch
 this Saturday for the titles...

 Shamus: So?

 Fountain: That's not all... there is a special guest referee.... YOU!

 Shamus: HAH! Now I'll make sure those belts go where they rightfully
 belong!

 Fountain: Let's go to the ring.

 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
  WCWF Xtreme Dainja Match: Nightstick Match

 Vader
  with Jason Aaron

        versus

                 WCWF Xtreme Dainja Champion
                Inferno
                with Slick
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Fountain:  And we're ready to get underway for the highly anticipated
Dainja Title match between Inferno and Vader.

Shamus:  Yeah, and its a night stick match too, now, Vader can have
even
more fun as he tears Inferno limb from limb.

Fountain:  Inferno wasting no time, taking Vader down with a football
tackle.  That took a lot of strength from Inferno, being how Vader is
a man
not easily moved.

Shamus:  And will you just look at that, Inferno brought his little
love
toy, David McMichael down to ringside with him.

Fountain:  Its always good to have a little backupa when your facing a
member of the nWo.  Vader turning the tides with an armbar submission.

Shamus:  Thats right Vader!  Break the wimp's arm!

Fountain:  And look at the tenacity of Vader, he won't let go of the
hold,
he's wearing the champ down early.

Shamus:  That Jay Aaron is one smart guy, but Slick is pretty
slick......

Fountain:  And we will have to wait and see what role, if any, the
managers
are going to play in the outcome of this match.  Inferno whipping
Vader
into the ropes now, and he's choking him with the Night Stick.  Trying
to
overpower Vader now.....but it's the big man with a vertical suplex.

Shamus:  What's that moron thinking he can overpower for?  Nobody can
go
toe-to-toe with Vader.

Fountain:  Vader whipping Inferno with the Night Stick now...but
Inferno
wrestles it away from him, and its Vader on the recieving end.
Another
football tackle by Inferno.....

Shamus:  Somebody should tell this bonehead he's in the wrong sport.

Fountain:  Inferno attempting a bodyslam, but Vader rolls him up in a
small
package.  Mike Milliner with the count....One.....two....and Inferno
gets
the ropes.  Vader now relentless in his attack as he beats Inferno
with the
Night Stick while he's down.

Shamus:  Vader is going to embarass this big dummy champion in front
of a
worldwide audience.

Fountain:  Vader whipping Inferno to the ropes, and its Inferno
surprising
him with an elbow.  Going for the cover....One....

Shamus:  And thats about as close to a pin as Inferno can hope for.

Fountain:  Inferno with a slingshot, and whips Vader with the Night
Stick.
Inferno building up steam....and lands a big legdrop.

Shamus: C'mon Jay Aaron, use your superior managerial skills to get
your
man outta there....

Fountain:  Inferno not letting up, and he heaves the big man out of
the
ring.  Milliner reaches a 5 count, and Vader rolls back into the ring.
Inferno with a huge fist to the midsection which looks like it stuns
the
big man....and he catches him with a powerbomb!

Shamus:  This is an outrage, I want Inferno checked for steroids!
Where
the hell is Goddard when you need him.....

Fountain:  Inferno nailing Vader with the Night Stick now, and
executes a
nice armlock hammerlock submission.  Vader reaches the ropes now, and
it
looks like he's a little woozy.

Shamus:  Woozy?  Who's woozy?  Look at Vader, he's fine...he never
felt
better.

Fountain:  Vader whipping Inferno to the ropes now and it's Inferno
with an
elbow to the face of the big guy.  We've seen that scenerio before.
And
Inferno follows it with a jawbreaker...I think I saw some teeth pop
out!

Shamus:  Will you shut the hell up.  Don't you realize Vader is toying
with
this puke, yeah, Jay Aaron planned all this, you'll see.

Fountain:  Well until then, Vader is taking quite a beating in the
ring.
Inferno with an inverted atomic drop, and he's going for the Ring of
Fire....ohhhhh, low blow by Vader.

Shamus:  That's right Vader, hit him where it hurts!

Fountain:  Vader setting Inferno up on the top turnbuckle....and its
a....

Shamus:  Superplex!

Fountain:  Both man down in the middle of the ring, and it looks like
it's
going to be Inferno getting up first.  Indeed it is, and Inferno
plants him
down with a jack-knife.

Shamus:  Inferno really went a little overboard with the steroid in
the
back huh?

Fountain:  Enough of that already......Inferno again nails Vader with
a
fist to the midsection, legdrop combination.  Choking Vader with the
Night
Stick now.

Shamus:  C'mon ref, get in there, thats illegal you know....

Fountain:  For some reason I don't think using a Night Stick in a
Night
Stick match is illegal.  Inferno sending Vader for the ride now, and
its
Vader getting the big boot up.  And he moonsaults onto the fallen
Inferno.
Going for the pin,.....One, Two, ...........

Shamus:  Three!  Its all over!  New Champion! New Champion!

Fountain:  Not so fast, Referee Mike Milliner only singnaling a two
count.

Shamus:  Vader was robbed!  This is a travesty!

Fountain:  Inferno getting up now, and he slaps Vader across the
chest.

Shamus:  That ain't gonna do anything but make the big guy mad, and
you
don't want to see him mad.

Fountain:  Fist to the midsection by Inferno, and attempting to lodge
a
forearm to Vader's back...but nobody home.  Vader flexing for the
crowd
now..

Shamus:  That's right ladies, feast your eyes on that..!

Fountain:  I'm not all too sure if the ladies in the audience are too
impressed by Vader.  Maybe Slick could help him in that area.  Back to
the
action now, and its Inferno taking Vader down with a European
uppercut.
And Inferno puts Vader to the mat with another powerbomb.  Referee
counting, One, two, THREE!  No.  Shoulder up.

Shamus:  Who the hell is this ref working for, why's he counting so
fast?

Fountain:  The count looked perfectly legit to me.  Vader getting up,
and
look at the power as Vader hoists Inferno up for a vertical suplex
with one
hand!  Both men down on the mat, and Inferno gets his hands on the
Night
Stick....and he whacked Vader across the head with it.  Inferno
following
with an earringer. and Powerbombs him for what I believe is the third
time.

Shamus:  C'mon Vader, get up!

Fountain:  Milliner with the count, One, two, and Vader gets his foot
on
the ropes.  Inferno sending Vader to the ropes now, and he stuns him
with
an elbow to the face.  Vader has shown little or no offense during any
part
of this match.  I've never seen him dominated like this before.

Shamus:  What we need is a little nWo action, then you'll see some
domination.

Fountain:  It doesn't take much for a gang to beat one man.  Back to
the
ring now, Inferno lands yet ANOTHER Powerbomb on the big mastedon.
This
could be all she wrote for Vader, and Inferno makes the cover.  Mike
Milliner there for the count, One!  Two!  Thr.....oh, so close, Vader
gets
the shoulder up.

Shamus:  Of course he got his shoulder up.  Haven't you been listening
to
me?  Vader likes to be powerbombed, he likes pain, the thrives on it.
He's
just building it all up inside, and eventually he's gonna explode and
beat
Inferno like the puke he is.

Fountain:  I don't know.  To me it would seem like a long shot.  Vader
is
having absolutely no chance to catch his breath, as Inferno refuses to
let
up.  Inferno pounding away on Vader with the Night Stick.  Vader to
the
ropes now, OH, he catches Inferno off-guard with a huge belly-to-belly
suplex.

Shamus:  Hey, when i'm right, i'm right.  And i'm always right.  Don't
forget that puke.

Fountain:  Vader a little hesitant with the cover.  And Milliner with
a two
count.

Shamus:  Yeah, thats right Vader, pull that punk up and give him more
of a
beating, don't end it so soon.

Fountain:  For some reason I don't think Vader had anything to do with
Inferno kicking out.  I think that Vader will be more then perfectly
happy
to get this one over.

Shamus:  Awww, what the hell do you know?

Fountain:  It's Vader now delivering some punishment to Inferno with a
few
variations of punches.  Vader whipping Inferno to the ropes
now.....and
Vader ducks under an Inferno clothesline, only to be taken down by a
shoulderblock.

Shamus:  And look to the side of the ring, its looks as though Slick
has
been joined by a few scantily clad woman...think he'll send one over
here
to his good buddy Jon Shamus?

Fountain:  I highly doubt it.  Inferno making use of the Night Stick
again
by choking Vader with it.  And he locks on the Full Nelson.

Shamus:  That idiot, what's he thinking?  He doesn't even have the
fingers
locked.

Fountain:  Inferno throws Vader to the turnbuckle now....and levels
him
with a running football tackle.  Vader is down, and it looks like
Inferno
is going over to have a few words with David McMichael.

Shamus:  And here's my boy, he's up, and he's mad.  And Inferno don't
even
have a clue.

Fountain:  And Vader levels an unsuspecting Inferno with a lariat.
And
he's slapping and taunting the Dainja champion while hes down.  Jay
Aaron
hands Vader the Night Stick now, and he just implants it into
Inferno's
head.

Shamus:  I thought the damn Night Stick was gonna break after that
blast.

Fountain:  Vader running to the ropes now, and Inferno gets to his
feat....and, OH, they just took each other down with a double
clothesline.
Vader is the first one two his feet, whipping Inferno to the buckle,
NO,
reversal by Inferno.  Inferno ready to charge to the corner...Nobody
home!

Shamus:  Vader's not only strong, he's smart too.

Fountain:  Vader on the offensive, taking Inferno down with a swinging
punch.  Vader trying to whip Inferno to the turnbuckle now, another
reversal by Inferno....and its Vader coming back, but meeting an
Inferno
clothesline.

Shamus:  And here they are, I knew they couldn't stay out of it for
long.

Fountain:  Both Slick and Jason Aaron are up on the ring apron.  Mike
Milliner frantically trying to get these two down.  Both men off the
apron
now, and Milliner is back on the job.  Inferno sending Vader for the
ride,
Double Clothesline!  Who's going to be the first to get up from this.

Shamus:  You know, I just might have to go down there and kick
Inferno's
ass myself.

Fountain:  You stay right here.  Inferno manages to stagger up first.
Atomic drop on Vader.  And its the Ring of Fire!

Shamus:  But nobody can hold Vader for long, he just powered out of
it.

Fountain:  Inferno with a Russian legsweep, and he grabs the Night
Stick
and beats in Vaders head with it.  Fist to the midsection by Inferno,
and
he's choking Vader now with the Night Stick.

Shamus:  Vader knows exactly what he's doing, he's just waiting for
the
right time, I know it.  C'mon Vader you big moron, I have money on
you!

Fountain:  You know it's illegal to bet on matches!

Shamus:  One word out of your mouth and I permanently close it for
you.

Fountain:  <Gulp>  Back to the action now, Inferno running off the
ropes,
and Vader just moved out of the way, causing Inferno to take out the
referee.  And Slick tosses Inferno his cane!  Inferno nailing Vader
with
the cane, and going for the pin...but there is no referee to count.

Shamus:  Man, that Inferno is a legit moron.

Fountain:  Jason Aaron entering the ring now, referee Milliner still
trying
to recooperate, and Jason Aaron just nailed an unsuspecting Inferno
with
the cane.  Inferno may be out of it.  We could have a new champion.

Shamus:  Correction.  We WILL have a new champion.

Fountain:  Vader with a kick to the midsection, and Mike Milliner has
caught up to the action.  Milliner looking the other way though, and
Slick
enters the ring and hits Vader with the cane.

Shamus:  That goddamn good for nothing ref.....

Fountain:  Milliner did not see Slick.  Vader doesn't know where he
is.
Inferno with a European uppercut now.  And Jay Aaron enters the ring
from
behind and he nails Inferno with the cane.  Milliner didn't see a
thing.

Shamus:  Just like I was saying, this Mike Milliner is one great ref.
Probably the greatest of all-time.  He's going in the record books.

Fountain:  Vader with the Vaderbomb now.  He could have Inferno.
Milliner
counting, One, two....and Slick just sprayed Milliner in the eyes with
WCWF
cologne.

Shamus:  Well at least Milliner don't stink anymore.

Fountain:  And Inferno is sent to the outside of the ring by Vader.
Vader
following Inferno to the outside, and Inferno whips him to the
guardrail.
Grabbing the mastedon by the head, and Vader meets the ringsteps head
first.

Shamus:  Jesus Christ Vader, c'mon, I have everything riding on you
tonight

Fountain:  Slick distracting Vader now, and Inferno nails him from
behind
with a Television Set?  Where in the world did he get that from?
Inferno
back in the ring, Vader follows.....

Shamus:  Thats right, I think its about time Vader gets this little
game
over with and pins Inferno's sorry butt.

Fountain:  Before Vader can get to his feet, Inferno locks on the Ring
of
Fire.  I have never seen Vader just manhandled the way he has been
throughout this entire match.  Vader with a hand on the ropes, forcing
Inferno to break the hold.  Inferno taking the big man down with an
earringer.

Shamus:  But Vader goes low with a knee.  Haha, this is gonna mark the
beginning of the end for Inferno, I can just feel it.

Fountain:  Vader with a roundhouse right, trying to build up some
momentum....but Slick nails Vader from behind with the cane.  I
believe its
lights out for Vader.  Inferno with the cover, but Jason Aaron hopped
on
the mat distracting Milliner.

Shamus:  That's right, only someone as smart as Jason Aaron would have
thought of that, he just saved his man a loss.

Fountain:  Inferno really taking control now, whipping Vader with the
Night
Stick.  And now Milliner is having words with Slick, and Jason Aaron
is in
the ring with the cane, taking a swing at Inferno, but Inferno gets
out of
the way, JASON AARON JUST LEVELED VADER WITH THE CANE!

Shamus:  Oh my god, I can't believe this.

Fountain:  Inferno just tosses Jason Aaron to the outside of the ring.
Inferno with the cover, but Referee Mike Milliner is still busy with
Slick!

Shamus:  Maybe he wants some of the WCWF cologne...

Fountain:  Jason Aaron back in the ring now with the cane, and Inferno
moves out of the way.  Jason Aaron just nailed Vader with the cane for
a
second time!

Shamus:  I believe hell just frooze over.

Fountain:  And look, down the aisle, its The Giant, hes giving the
chokeslam signal and pointing to Inferno.  This is trouble.

Shamus:  Haha, Inferno is done for.

Fountain:  But The Giant is met by David McMichael.  And he's really
working over the big man.  Look at all the variations of the
Guillitine
Kick McMichael is unleashing.  And look, Slick just bent over behind
the
stunned Giant, and David McMichael pushed him back, The Giant just
fell
over and nailed his head into the guardrail.  He could be out cold!

Shamus:  This is unbeliveable, I can't believe i'm even watch this
shi.....

Fountain:  Vader is still out could in the center of the ring after
being
hit with the cane by everybody!  Jason Aaron is bloody on the outside
of
the ring, along with The Giant.  Inferno making the cover, and the
fans are
counting along with referee Milliner.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

Fountain:  He's done it, he's done it!  Inferno has done the
impossible!
He has bested the man they call Vader.  He has beaten all the odds,
and is
still the Dainja champion!  I believe Vader, Jason Aaron, and The
Giant may
need some medical attention after the beatings they recieved.

Shamus:  Yeah I was right, hell just frooze over.  I think i'm gonna
be
sick.  I can't believe Inferno of all people outsmarted the master of
the
mind game.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
 WCWF Intercontinental Title Match

 The Crow
  with Sable

         versus

                 WCWF Intercontinental Champ
                The Undertaker
                with Brother Love
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Fountain: Our next match is one of the biggest fueds in the WCWF... it
is between the Crow and The Undertaker... these two hate each other.

Shamus: It's too bad for the Undertaker that he'll not only have to
lose, but lose a belt in the process as well.

Fountain: Let's get to the ring ....

Seifert: Our following contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the
WCWF
INTERCONTINENTAL Championship.   Introducing, the participants.

<Crow's Music comes on>

Seifert: Introducing first, from the City of Angels, weighing in at
232
pounds, representing the nWo, here is....THE CROW!!!

 <The Crow slowly makes his way to the ring, looking totally focused>

 Seifert: And HIS opponent!!!!!

 <crowd erupts as the lights dim and the gong sounds signaling the
 Undertaker's music.>

 Seifert:Accompianied by his manager, Brother Love,  From DEATH VALLEY,

 weighing in at 329 Pounds, here is......THE UNDERTAKER!!!

 <Undertaker gets a huge pop as he makes his traditional entrance to
 the  ring>

 Fountain: And there's the Undertaker, standing on the ring
 steps...he's
 raising his arms, and the lights are raising as well......

 Shamus: The Crow doesn't seem to care. He's just sitting in the
 corner,
 waiting for his shot to be the next I-C Champ.

 Fountain: LOOK OUT!! The Crow attacks the Undertaker as he is entering

 the ring!  Crow with a spin kick, and now beating him down with those
 sharp chops. The Crow is UNRELENTING!!

 Shamus: Hahaha!! The Undertaker can't beat someone of his own kind,
 THEY'RE BOTH DEAD!!!

 Fountain: Look at the Crow now, extending his arm-.....wait a minute.
 The Undertaker sits up!!!  The Crow goes for a forearm, but Undertaker

 blocks. Undertaker grabs the Crow by the throat....AND CHOKESLAMS HIM
 TO
 THE FLOOR!!! OH MY!!!!

 Shamus: That should be a DQ REF!! Come on!!

 Fountain: Unbelieveable move by the Undertaker, and the Crow looks
 hurt
 badly on the outside in the opening moments of this match.

 Shamus: Come on Crow!! Get back in there.

 Fountain: Referee Ron Nord is putting the count on Crow. He's up to
 6...7...8...and the Crow slips back in. Undertaker wastes no
 time,nails
 a lariat.  And now a bodyslam by the Undertaker.   He scoops up the
 Crow, and another big slam. And The Undertaker drops an elbow.
 Undertaker punches the Crow in the stomach, and nails a bulldog
 headlodck.   Uh oh!

 Shamus: Not another Chokeslam!!

 Fountain: A GREAT Chokeslam by the Undertaker. He covers, and the Crow

 kicks out at one!!

 Shamus: It's gonna take a hell of a lot more then that to keep the
 Crow
 down.

 Fountain:  Remember at our last PPV folks, when the Destroyer hit the
 Undertaker with everything but the kitchen sink, but could not keep
 the
 champ down....well now it looks like the Crow is taking a page out of
 that book. The Crow is a fighter, I'll give him that.

 Shamus: He's also an excellent athlete Fountain. He'd beat you to
 kingdom-come.

 Fountain: He probably would Shamus.  Undertaker isn't letting up
 now....whips the Crow to the buckle, Crow with a reversal, Crow with a

 flying lariat.  Now the Crow whips the UT into the buckle. Crow
 charging
 in.....WOW. A football-tackle like manuver that nails the UT in the
 midsection....Undertaker is bent forward now....

 Shamus: POWERBOMB!!! Crow nails it!!!

 Fountain: He may have knocked the wind out of him. Covers...1,2,
 kickout
 by the Undertaker. And the Crow connects on a DDT.  He's fighting back

 now.  UT looks to be grabing his stomach a bit.  The Crow may have
 broken his ribs with that vicious tackle-powerbomb combonation.

 Shamus: That's right. The Undertaker's gonna need a 6'9 Bodybag when
 this is all over.

 Fountain: And the Crow is capitalizing on those ribs now, with some
 stiff kicks, and now a side suplex.  Any kind of slam or suplex is
 gonna
 take it's toll on those ribs.

 Shamus:  The Crow is unstoppable Fountain. The only reason that loser
 Inferno beat him is because of Undertaker's interference.  You know
 Crow
 would be the Xtreme Dainja Champion if it weren't for the Undertaker.

 Fountain: Crow sends the UT for the ride, goes for a
 hiptoss....Undertaker won't budge. UT headbutts the Crow.  Waistlock
 suplex by the UT!! One,two, kickout.   UT going for that move
 again....Crow hits him flush in the head with an elbow.  And now, Crow

 going for a DDT.  Undertaker trying to counter with a backdrop, but
 the
 Crow rolls it through into a sunset flip!  Count: One, Two, Thr-No!!
 Close one, Undertaker just got free.  Crow clotheslines the
 Undertaker,
 and now connects with a Bulldog.

 Shamus: That-a-way Crow!! The Undertaker is being man-handled!!!

 Fountain: Those ribs seem to be effecting the Undertaker. And the Crow

 is going to work on them now.  A jab, a jab, a roundhouse right....and

 the Undertaker collapses in pain.

 Shamus: He's gonna give it up as soon as the Crow locks on
 VENGENCE!!!!!

 Fountain: But can the Crow get that manuver on him...that is the
 question.   Same can be said if the Undertaker nails the Tombstone.
 Then
 it'd be R.I.P for the Crow.  The Crow backs off now...charges the UT
 with a kick....Undertaker caught his foot!! And a BIG lariat sends the

 Crow to the ground!!  Now the UT with big Roundhouse rights on the
 Crow,
 backing him into the corner....Undertaker grabing the Crow's arm.....

 Shamus: Oh no!!!

 Fountain: The Undertaker is walking the top rope!!!! And he comes down

 on the Crow's arm!!! Wow!  That is amazing agility on the behalf of
 the
 Undertaker. Just amazing.

 Shamus: Geez, it's not that great.

 Fountain: What other guys that size can do that huh??  They're aren't
 any. Don't let your bias get in the way of your head.

 Shamus: Hey, I give credit where it's due.  Like that headlock by the
 Crow. Good hold.

 Fountain: Forget you Shamus.  Crow has the headlock applied.
 Undertaker
 trying to break it with some stiff jabs to the stomach area.
 Undertaker
 breaks out.  He is gaining steam, charges the Crow....Crow meets him
 with a kick to the ribs! Oohh...and  a POWER BOMB!! He could have
 him!!!!!

 Shamus: ONE, TWO, THREE!!!!

 Fountain: No Shamus!!! That was a 2 and a half!!

 Shamus: No way!! The ref hit the mat 3 times!!!

 Fountain: You must be blind.    Crow is continuing the offense
 here....nails a spin kick on the Undertaker. And hits a DDT!  CROW IS
 CALLING FOR VENGENCE!!!! Here it comes!

 Shamus: He's gonna win it!!!

 Fountain: Crow is trying to apply it, but the UT kicks him off.  The
 Crow thought he could end it right there.  And now the Crow decides to

 lock on a wristlock, and he's using his knee to dig into the injured
 ribs of the Undertaker.  Nice looking manuver.

 Shamus: You better believe it Fountain.  And look at that wimp,
 Undertaker...he is grabbing the ropes....

 Fountain: He's being smart, that's what you're supposed to do.   And
 now
 the Crow sends the Undertaker for the ride.....Belly-To-Belly!!! That
 must have hurt the Undertaker's ribs big time.   Crow is
 covering...One,Two, Kickout by the UT.   The Crow sends the Undertaker

 to the buckle, Undertaker reverses, charges, and MISSES with an
 avalanche.  Ooh. How much more damage can be done to those ribs?

 Shamus: A lot more Fountain. Look at the Crow. He's is battling back
 like a WARRIOR.  After that "slow" start, he's really catching fire.

 Fountain:  The Crow nails a European Uppercut. And now a forearm to
 the
 back....he sends the Undertaker to the ropes,  Undertaker dodges the
 kick, and gets met with a WICKED clothesline. The Crow is really
 fighting strong tonight.

 Shamus: You better believe it Fountain. The Crow is at the top of his
 game tonight.   Nice ipponzei by the Crow.

 Fountain: The Intercontinental Title has had a prestigous line of
 champions here in the WCWF. Vader took the belt in the beginning by
 placing 2nd in the Championship Battle Royal.   Vader then vacated it
 when, recent returner to the WCWF, Assaf "The Terminator" Levavy
 defeated him in a title for title match.  The belt made its way back
 to
 Vader, until the Undertaker defeated him for it just 2 months ago.

 Shamus: Vader is still the best I-C Champion ever in the WCWF...

 Fountain: I don't know, the Undertaker is truley phenominal.

 [Shows Crow holding Undertaker in a reverse chinlock]

 Shamus: He doesn't look too phenominal now.  The Crow has him in
 control.

 Fountain: The Crow starts laying in some heavy blows.  Nice European
 uppercut, and a elbow smash to the head.  Crow sends UT for the ride,
 Undertaker off the ropes, NAILS CROW with a Lariat. That came out of
 no
 where!  Undertaker may be making a comeback here.  Undertaker laying
 in
 lefts and rights.  Charging Crow........OH MY!!  The Crow backdrops
 him
 over the top and to the floor.

 Shamus: So much for that comeback, huh Matty?

 Fountain: Oh my....Crow climbing to the top ropes.....what's he gonna
 do......HE'S GOING FOR A MOONSAULT!!  UNDERTAKER MOVES!! OH MY GOD!!!!

 Shamus: Did you hear the impact of that? Crow splatted against the
 concrete!!

 Fountain: And that may open the window of opportunity for the
 Undertaker.  Undertaker throws him back into the ring, and the Crow is

 visably hurt.  Undertaker seems to be shaking off the effects of that
 rib injury from earlier.  Undertaker nails Crow in the stomach.  And a

 side suplex now.  Inverted Atomic Drop, and a elbow smash!!  The
 Undertaker is ON FIRE!!!!!

 Shamus: Come on Crow, hit those ribs!!

 Fountain: Undertaker sets him up....DDT!!  HERE IT COMES!! HERE COMES
 A
 TOMBSTONE!!  He lifts him up....Crow slides off the back!  Crow nails
 him with a lariat!!  He's not gonna go easy Shamus.

 Shamus: No kidding. This Crow has a lot of fight left in him!!  And
 the
 Crow now, nailing him with a karate chop, and a forearm to the ribs...

 Fountain: Hey, I'm play by play here.   The Crow now off the ropes,
 JUMPING DDT!!! He's GIVING THE SIGNAL.  He's locking it
 in.......Vengeance!! Vengeance!!! He's got it locked in!!!!!!!

 Shamus: We are gonna have a new champ!! No one gets outta the
 Vengeance!
 Undertaker is struggling...but the Crow has it locked in the center of

 the ring....IT'S ALL OVER!!

 Fountain: What's this......the Undertaker is trying to power out of
 it?
 He is using his legs to break the hold....can he do it???   HE BREAKS
 THE VENGEANCE!! OH MY!!!

 Shamus: Wha...Wha...Wha....HE SAT UP!!!

 Fountain: Unbelievable!! Undertaker is on his feet!! He grabs the
 Crow,
 nailing him with lefts and rights....side suplex!! Undertaker with a
 running elbow smash.  And a Bulldog!  A roundhouse right by the
 Undertaker, and a waistlock suplex!!!  Undertaker is phenominal!!  He
 grabs Crow around the neck......CHOKESLAM!!! Oh my!!

 Shamus: NO!! NO!! Come on Crow!!!!

 Fountain:  Undertaker is giving the signal!!!!!!! He scoops up the
 Crow.........TOMBSTONE!!!!! He hit it!! Covers....ONE! TWO!!
 THREE!!!!!

 Shamus: Oh NO!!! HE DID IT AGAIN!!!

 The winner is The Undertaker. Time of match: 0:16:36

 <The Undertaker's music sounds, and the lights dim, as the Undertaker
 celebrates in the middle of the ring>

 Fountain: What a match by these two. The Crow really took the Champ to

 his limit, but one Tombstone Piledriver and it was all over.

 Fountain: The Undertaker keeps his belt tonight with a surprising
 victory over the Crow... and now it's time for the match of the
 century.. Mr. Extreme going up against Sgt. Andrew Scott!

 Shamus: Both of these guys are awesome... but I may have to give the
 prize to Scott here... he is undefeated after all.

 Fountain: You never know.. there is a time for everything. I can't
 believe I am saying this, but I am routing for Mr. Extreme to win the
 belt and destroy the New World Order's confidence.

 Fountain: Wait a minute! Something is going on in the back... let's
 get a camera back there.

 [Cuts to the back. A locker room door looks to have been kicked open.
 The camera reveals the room where The Varsity Club are inside,
 thrashing The Super Sayiyans!]

 Shamus: HAHAH! Look at this! The Varsity Club is taking them all out!
 They must have brought some pencils and erased them...

 Fountain: That just might have erased the Sayiyans chances on
 Saturday.. even Vegeta and Perfect our out... and Yoshi is down too!
 Oh god!

 Shamus: Enough already... I've been waiting for this title match all
 night.

 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
  WCWF World Title Match

 Mr. Extreme
  with Mustafa X

   versus

     WCWF World Champion
    Sgt. Andrew Scott
    with Jason Aaron
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Seifret: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL and is for
the WCWF WORLD TITLE!!!!

 [Gigantic pop]

 Seifret: Coming down the aisle... with his manager Mustafa X.....
 weighing 255 pounds.... MIISTEER EEXTREEMEE!!!!

 [Mr. Extreme's theme blasts out over the PA System and the fans give a
 huge pop]

 Fountain: We'll for being a "bad guy", people sure do like him

 Shamus: That's because they know he'll kick their ass if they don't
 cheer for him..

 [Mr. Extreme comes out to the ring with Mustafa X behind him.]

 Seifret: And his opponent.... the WCWF World Champion.... weighing in
 at - pounds... SGT. AANDREEW SCOOTT!

 [The nWo music cuts out over the PA System as Sgt. Scott comes out
 with the title over his shoulder and Jason Aaron following him. Vader
 comes out shortly thereafter.]

 Fountain: I'm surprised Vader is walking out here after what happened
 to him not more than about a half an hour ago.

 Shamus: Vader just absorbed that hit... I'm sure everything is
 clear... but the nWo is not having a good night when it comes down to
 it.

 Fountain: I know it... the WCWF is showing resistance for the first
 time in a while.

 [Bell rings]

 Fountain: There's the bell... and both men coming out standing toe to
 toe. Extreme putting his hand in the air now...

 Shamus: Don't go for that Andy...

 Fountain: Scott locks hands and Extrmee with a wristlock... turns it
 into a jumping DDT! Scott getting right back up

 Shamus: Extreme is going to have to do better than that... and here's
 Extreme putting his hand up again... and Scott goes for it again...

 Fountain: Extreme with another standing wristlock.. turns it into a
 tiger suplex this time!

 One,

 two,

 Shamus: Almost had him... and now Extreme backing Scott into the
 turnbuckle. Ramming his shoulder into Scott's midseciton while holding
 the ropes now.

 Fountain: Extreme in the center of the ring... and he's hyped... Scott
 just rolled to the outside... but Extreme's giving him a break here...
 and giving himself one as well.

 Shamus: Scott getting back in and Extreme kicks Scott in the head as
 he rolls in.

 Fountain: Kneebreaker nicely executed... and now a headbutt. Mr
 Extreme surprisingly taking control of this matchup early... and now a
 backspin DDT sending Scott to the mat.

 Shamus: Scott hasn't shown any offense in the match so far.. and
 what's this?

 Fountain: This is the tWo!!!

 [The Giant and Destroyer come down the aisle with their tWo shirts on
 and slowly move towards Mr. Extreme's corner]

 Shamus: Who knows what these guys are doing here... but Vader doesn't
 like it... and I'm surprised the Giant is out here as well... after
 that beating he took early at the hands of David McMichael.

 Fountain: Extreme with a single leg takedown... and picks Scott back
 up. Big belly to belly suplex!

 Keyshawn Williams counts:

 One,

 two,

 Fountain: No.. Scott got his shoulder up. Extreme to the ropes now...
 and executes a monkey flip! Scott rolls out of the ring again!

 Shamus: Right now.. it's looking like we could have a new World
 Champion... but then again, we are only about two minutes into this
 one. Extreme coming down to the outside now.

 Fountain: Ready to do some damage... and he just slammed Scott's head
 right into the ringpost.

 Shamus: Extreme getting right back in the ring... he's a smart man.
 He's knows the belt can't be won on the outside.

 Fountain: Scott getting in the ring now... and the tWo is still
 actionless so far. Extreme with another tiger suplex.

 Keyshawn Williams counts:

 One,

 two,

 Shamus: Scott getting his shoulder up again. We'll have to see what
 effect the EDD has on Scott this time around. Extreme getting in the
 rookie ref's face about a slow count.

 Fountain: Extreme with a jumping elbow thrust... and Extreme sending
 Scott for the ride.

 Shamus: OUT OF NOWHERE!

 Fountain: Scott with a Hotshot! Scott with a belly to belly suplex
 now! Sets up.... COURT MARTIAL!

 Shamus: No... Extreme falls over his back. Comes with a clothesline
 but Scott turns around with one of his own!

 Fountain: Both men down in the ring! Scott slowly getting to his
 feet... and locks a front facelock on now.

 Shamus: Scott has quickly shifted the momentum here... that's why he
 is the World Champion

 Fountain: Scott sending Extreme into the corner for some punishment
 now... and charges in!

 Shamus: EXTREME MOVES! Scott falls to the mat holding his shoulder...
 that had to have done some damage.

 Fountain: Extreme with a headbutt... and sends Scott falling back to
 the ropes. JUMPING DDT!

 Shamus: Extreme has got the upper hand again. This guy is a fighter...
 and locks on an armlock hammerlock submission.

 Fountain: Williams is trying to make sure there is no outside
 fighting.. and now comes over... Scott won't give up though. Extreme
 sends Scott for the ride.. and takes him down with a Russian
 legsweep... and locks on another wristlock.

 Shamus: Extreme is just attacking Scott from every angle. Extreme with
 another Russian legsweep now... and sets up for a piledriver!

 Fountain: But Scott backdrops.. wait! Extreme sunset flips to
 re-reverse!

 Keyshawn Williams counts: One,

 shoulder up.

 [Camera is panning around.. stops on a guy in sunglasses.... he looks
 familiar]

 Shamus: Hey.. who is this loser?

 Fountain: That's no loser... that's former WCWF World Champion Bill
 Thomas!!!! What is he doing here?!?

 Shamus: <groans> Not another loser coming back.. someones liable to
 break his leg again... if Pierce can do it.

 Fountain: Great to know that Thomas is healthy and could be back with
 us here in the WCWF... that is great...

 Shamus: Nice reversal there but Extreme... and he misses a clothesline
 here.

 Fountain: Extreme catches him though.. and he's got the piledriver
 this time! Extreme using the ropes for leverage... and executes a
 jawbreaker!

 Shamus: Nicely done... and Extreme with a Russian legsweep for the
 third time.

 Fountain: Extreme knocking him to the outside and now slides out
 himself.

 Shamus: It's strange that neither set of men are getting involved
 here. But Extreme pulling off a piledriver here!

 Fountain: I'd say if Extreme went for the pin he'd have this match
 won. Extreme sends Scott into the guardrail now.. and executes another
 tiger suplex before tossing Scott back into the ring.

 Shamus: Extreme gets in the ring and knocks Scott down with a
 shoulderblock.. and pulling Scott up no-

 Fountain: European uppercut by Scott from out of nowhere! Scoops
 Extreme up like a rag doll... piledriver!

 Shamus: Where does he get this energy from?

 Fountain: Scott with a powerbomb here... but Extreme backdrops over
 him!

 Shamus: Turn around Scott...!

 Fountain: OH! Met with a jumping elbow thrust! Extreme covering
 now....

 Keyshawn Williams counts: One,

 two,

 kickout.

 Shamus: Looks like Extreme is getting worried now....

 Fountain: You could be right.. and here is Extreme using the ropes
 again.. and shoulderblocks Scott! He doesn't move!

 Shamus: Russian legsweep and another jumping DDT! That made Scott
 move...

 Fountain: Indeed it did.. straight to the outside of the ring... and
 quickly.

 Shamus: Looks like Extreme is coming to the outside once again... and
 Scott is waiting for him!

 Fountain: Forearm to the back... and.. COURT MARTIAL !!!!!!

 Shamus: He's got it locked on... and he's not letting go! Extreme's
 back is going through hell right now...

 Fountain: Scott rolling him back in the ring now... and sends Mr.
 Extreme for the ride... nice jawbreaker... and follows it with a
 kick.. but Extreme catches his leg!

 Shamus: Extreme with a kick of his own to the other leg... and now a
 Russian legsweep... what's this?!?

 Fountain: EXTREME DEATH DROP!

 Keyshawn Williams counts:

 One,

 two,

 thr...

 kickout.

 Shamus: Scott kicked out! I can't believe it.

 Fountain: Extreme going back to the ropes now and comes back to
 execute another jawbreaker.

 Shamus: Scott should have a mouth full of blood by now... but this guy
 is one tough cookie.

 Fountain: Extreme with a piledriver... and that might be the way this
 cookie crumbles. Extreme with a kneebreaker now... and sends Scott for
 the ride.

 Shamus: Another single leg takedown.... and here's Extreme pulling him
 up and sending him for the ride again.

 Fountain: Scott comes back with a kick! Amazing strength... and now a
 jawbreaker, and another. Double underhook backbreaker!

 Shamus: WOW! Scott is on fire! Avalanche...and

 Fountain: RUNNING FOREARM SMASH!

 Shamus: He sent Extreme over the top rope with that! Oh my...

 Keyshawn Williams counts:

 one, two, three,

 four, five, six,

 seven, eight, nine,

 Mr. Extreme reenters the ring.

 Fountain: That was close.... and Scott with a double underhook
 backbreaker upon Extreme's return... and now another.

 Shamus: Scott covering...

 Keyshawn Williams counts:

 One,

 two,

 three!

 Fountain: No.. Extreme barely kicks out.. that was close. And Scott
 doing anything he can to try and get the victory here. Puts Extreme on
 the turnbuckle...

 Shamus: Extreme just nailed him in the face! And pushes Scott down
 onto the mat! Extreme off the top with a big stomp!

 Fountain: He's setting up... it could be.... EXTREME DEATH DROP!

 Shamus: Jason Aaron is getting up on the apron...

 Keyshawn Williams counts:

 One,

 two,

 Fountain: Jason Aaron just nailed Extreme with that cane! What a cheap
 way out!

 Shamus: Extreme getting up now... and he looks pissed...

 Fountain: Uh oh... Extreme grabbing Jason Aaron for the EDD!!!!!

 Shamus: No! Vader came from behind and he just chopped Extreme in the
 neck!

 Fountain: The tWo getting in the ring now... and Scott doesn't know
 where he is. We've got a standoff here between Vader and the tWo!

 Shamus: We've got to go!!!!

 Fountain: Thanks for joining us! Good night from the Ice Palace in
 Tampa, Florida!!!!

 [Keyshawn Williams disqualifies Sgt. Andrew Scott. The winner is Mr.
 Extreme. Time of match: 21:51]

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 Dainja
 WCWF President
 WCWF: wc...@usa.net
 Personal: Dain...@aol.com
 http://members.aol.com/dainjaruz/
 "Some die with a name, some die nameless..." - Lost Boyz
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