Medieval Fantasy Adventure

## General Information

The medieval fantasy adventure was an accidental visit to the medieval era after Millie read a cursed book given to her by Loki, who wanted to film the whole ordeal for his plan to ruin the film industry for unknown reasons.

## History

### Origin

One day, Loki decided for whatever reason that he wanted to ruin the film industry and needed a way to establish himself as a director. Loki being Loki, he figured out a way he could do that and make himself a nuisance, buying a bookstore that had a cursed book in it that would transport the reader to a world based on their favorite genre. However, he couldn’t get anyone to buy his cursed book, and so he went around town looking for someone to give it to. Soon enough, he came across Cane’s house, where Millie mentioned that she was bored. He then teleported into her coffee cup, talked to the pair through it, and then hopped out to give her the book. He then left. He however left an invisible camera that would follow them. Millie began reading the book, and then a time portal appeared that sucked her in, and Cane followed after her, thus kicking off the adventure.

### The Crashed Wedding

Millie and Cane ended up in the medieval era, in the middle of the forest. Millie realized she now had a dress and British accent, two things she never had before. Both of them were approached by a masked man on a horse, who revealed himself to be Carkelius, a distant ancestor of Carno. He told the two they were late for the royal wedding as the princess was marrying a prince from another kingdom. The two got on his horse and headed to the wedding, where Cane was assigned to be a guard and Millie was a bridesmaid. A distant ancestor of Jim was also there as a priest. However, just before the groom could kiss his bride, the door flew open as an ogre tried to take the princess for himself. Millie tried to hurt the ogre with a chair, but it only got the ogre to take her away too, along with the princess. He then left. The prince fled. Carkelius, Cane and DTRaptor discussed the event and decided to go kill the ogre. Thor (going by the fake identity of Gabriel) arrived and agreed to go with Cane and Carkelius to kill the ogre.

### The Adventure to Save Millie and the Princess

Thor, Carkelius and Cane went on a journey to the ogre’s lair. Along the way, they noticed how good the scenery was, Carkelius noting that it was too good until he saw a smoking sinkhole, which a dragon came out of. The dragon then attacked the group, being successfully fended off but not killed, as it flew away instead. Thor went down and killed more dragons there and got the three some large bags of gold. At some point on their journey, they saw Godzilla peacefully lumbering out of a lake. They then approached the gates of the ogre‘s domain, which they kicked down easily. They then came across a medieval relative of Alan who was hired to keep intruders out. He however killed himself when he found out that he was the brother of one of the ogre’s ‘wives’. The three then went into the ogre’s castle, killing his pet and looking around the castle. Eventually, they find a secret lever that takes them to the top, where their last fight was going to take place.

### The Final Battle

The three found their way to the place the ogre kept all his women, which was mostly piles of cages and a large open space where the ogre does his business with them. The ogre took both the princess and Millie out of the bag and decided to start with the wolfgirl. Cane tried to save her, which resulted in the ogre being out of the way when Thor tried to do a surprise attack. The three then attacked the ogre but were easily beaten until both Barack Obama and the same dragon from earlier arrived. Obama got the dragon to fight the ogre, which resulted in the deaths of both beasts. Thor and Carkelius then took Cane and Millie back to the kingdom where they managed to get back to the present.

### Effects

Loki’s plan to ruin the film industry went into play, but his success after that is unknown.

## Trivia

* This is one of only two times Carkelius is seen in the flesh
* Thor going by fake names was referenced before this in a conversation with him and Carno
* Millie suddenly getting a British accent by being in medieval times was a joke.
* An ogre was chosen as the antagonist because of their nature in other fantasy stories
* The whole adventure itself was a satire of generic fantasy stories