S.T.A.F.F. Bots/Audio

## **Sound Effects**

* *Security Bot's jumpscare noise*
* *Mapbot's jumpscare noise*
* *Nightmarionne Bot's jumpscare scream*

* *"Warning: Tampering with Fazbear Automated S.T.A.F.F. will result in suspension of your membership."*
* *"Warning: Obstruction detected."*
* *"The place is closed."*

### **Cleaner Bots**

* *"This must be cleaned"*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Clean"*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"The floor is not going to clean itself."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Not good enough."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Clean. Clean. Clean."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"The Mega Pizzaplex is closed. Leave the premises or I will be forced to call security."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Exit the building. This is your final warning."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Alert. Alert. Security!"*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Do you need assistance? Do you need assistance? Do you need assistance?"*

### **Map Bots**

* *"Hi, Please take this map."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Hello! please take this map."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
	+ *Unused Variant*
* *"Take a map."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Free map."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Thank you. Please enjoy."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
	+ *Unused Variant*

### **Party Bots**

* *"Spend your Party Pass here."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"This attraction costs one Party Pass."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Come back when you have a Party Pass."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"No Pass. No Pass."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Do you have a Party Pass?"*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*

### **Chef Bots**

* *"First I must make the crust."*
* *"That crust looks amazing."*
* *"Yum! Delicious dough! This dough needs some sauce."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"I should now make the sauce."*
* *"It is now time for some cheese. Yum!"*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Male Variant 2*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Let's get some delicious meat."*
	+ *Male Variant*
* *Male Variant 2*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *""Now it's time for the not-meat stuff.""*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Male Variant 2*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Time to bake. An oven would be ideal."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Oh no, what have I done? My circuits must be shorting out. This is not how you make a pizza. I must start over again."*
* *"Ah, now that looks like a delicious pizza. Time to deliver it."*
* *"Hello? Who is there? It must be the wind."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"No no no!"*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Not again!"*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Oh no, Chica is in the kitchen. This is not good, not good."*

### **Instructor Bot**

* *"You must be the new Fazer Blast recruits, and from the looks of you, the Orange/Blue Team hasn't got a chance. Soon, you will be fighting for your lives on a hostile alien planet. But first, I am here to tell you how to play Fazer Blast."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Aim for the glowing targets on your opponent's vest and pull the trigger. Successfully shooting your opponent will deactivate your opponent's weapons for five seconds. Based on the color of the target, you will receive one to one hundred points."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"There are two rules you must follow at all times. Rule number one: No running, no climbing, no jumping, no hitting, kicking, pushing, shoving, no shooting Fazblasters in, near or close to other player's eyes. Being flashed in the eyes may induce seizures, blindness or semi-permanent paralysis. If you are flashed in the eyes, immediately flush your eyes with soap and water and blink repeatedly until vision is restorted."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Rule number two: have fun."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Do you want to hear the rules again?"*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Warning: Fazer Blast is a high-energy space combat simulation. People with medical conditions are allowed to participate. My medical software makes me a qualified doctor and I approve this message."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"By listening to these instructions, you have waved all rights and ability to make any claims against Fazbear Entertainment. Any accidents or injuries are your sole responsibility or shared responsibility between you and any associated party involved in said incident."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Now get in there and fight, fight, fight!"*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Before you can enter the arena, you need to grab a helmet and Fazblaster."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"You are on the orange team, soldier. Report to the orange hallway."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"You are on the blue team, soldier. Report to the blue hallway."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Good hustle cadets. Let's see how you did."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Too bad. You can press the reset button to try again."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Great job! You qualified to enter the superstar club! Come in and take a souvenir Fazer Blast prize."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Hold on, soldier. Return your equipment to the rack to exit."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Return your gear or I will be forced to call security."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*

### **Alien Bots**

* *"Yay, I win!"*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"The flag is mine."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Capture the flag!"*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Resistance is futile."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"We come in peace."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"This one is for Stewie!"*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Intruder alert!"*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Die, earth scum!"*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Stay still so I can shoot you."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*

### **Comedy Bot**

* *"How is everyone doing tonight?"*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Great."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"I just rolled in, and boy, are my wheels tired."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"As you might have noticed, I am a robot. You know what the difference between humans and robots is? Humans are like 'wha wha, I am going get old and die'. Robots are like 'I will outlive you all'."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"What a great audience."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Next joke loading."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Is anyone here from out of town?"*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Is anyone here?"*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Pause."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"So, where are you from? How interesting. I have never been there. I am confined to this building. Tell me, from where you come from, do they call it pop or soda? Well, here we call it half-off at our concession stand for the next 15 minutes. And that is no joke."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"But seriously, what is the deal with hotdogs? Turns out, it's two for one at our concession stand. That is a pretty good deal."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"So, where are all my single dads? Any single dads tonight? How about my single moms? Any single moms tonight? There is no punchline. This collected data will be shared or sold to Fazbear Entertainment's marketing and business affiliates."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Segway missing. Accessing gag file."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Why did Chica cross the road? To get the great savings at Glamrock Gifts. With every purchase or $100 or more, get a collectable Mega Pizzaplex mug."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Now that is a pretty good deal."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Aren't parents the worst? Any of you kids have parents? Don't you hate it when your parents take you somewhere fun and abandon you? They are like, 'I guess if I dump little Jeremy off at his favorite pizzeria before I move off to Aruba, that makes me a good parent.'"*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Closing line."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Did you ever notice how people are so obsessed with delicious mouth-watering pizza? They are all like, 'Hey, I would love some delicious mouth-watering pizza.' I bet a few of you were just thinking the same thing. Am I right? Robots cannot eat delicious mouth-watering pizza. We just go around saying 'beep-boop', am I right?"*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"But seriously folks, enjoy your visit and enjoy your delicious mouth-watering pizza. Next show in an unspecified number of minutes."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*

### **Audience Bot**

* *"Who, me?"*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"No, I have never seen you before in my life."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Sleep sleep sleep. I am human sleeping."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"I have no ears."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"I cannot sleep. I am a robot."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"I hope I get picked."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"I hope I do not get picked."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Wow, amazing."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*

### **Driver Assists**

* *"Happy birthday."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Lightly give it some gas."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Let off the clutch."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Wrong way."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Avoid the red asphalt."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Guide right."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Careful now."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Not too fast."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Merge into traffic."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Yield to traffic."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Watch the curb."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Avoid the cones."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Take the kart out of neutral."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Release the hand brake."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*

### **Magician Bot**

* *"Ladies and Gentlemen. Boys and Girls. What I am about to show you may confound and confuse you. Some may become scared, yet I implore you, do not be frightened by the mystical powers I possess. Do not fear the unknown. But be warned: the unknown is both dangerous and uncontrollable in the wrong hands."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Now, for my first trick, I will pull a rabbit out of my hat."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"ERROR: No rabbit found."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Error"*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"I gotta get a new hat."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"I need a new hat."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"You sir, is that a coin behind your ear? No? Because I now have it here in my hand. See? Here, in my hand. Ooh."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Now, for some hypnotism."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"You sir."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"I will now pick an audience member at random."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"We have never met before."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Sleep."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Can I have another volunteer?"*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"No volunteers?"*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"For my next trick, I will make the audience disappear. Close your eyes and count to three. One. Two. Three."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Thank you. Thank you."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*

### **Sewer Bot**

* *"Help me."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Come closer."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*

### **Mask Bot**

* *"Hi. Free mask. Please take a mask."*
* *"Take a mask. Take a mask."*
* *"Thank you. Please enjoy.*

## **Unused**

* *"A child that small doesn't have a cloaking device."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Halt! VIP Members only."*
* *"Cassie? Cassie? Cassie? Is that you? Cassie? Cassie? Is that you?"*

### **Unused Mom & Dad Bots**

* *Dad Bot: "I am home."*
* *Mom Bot: "You are home early."*
* *Dad Bot: "I quit my job."*
* *Mom Bot: "What about the children? We have a downpayment on a new closet."*
* *Dad Bot: "I do not know what I was thinking. I was compelled to leave my post."*
* *Mom Bot: "This is no longer working. I am leaving."*
* *Dad Bot: "Do not go."*
* *Mom Bot: "May you be happy in the life you have chosen."*
* *Dad Bot: "Do not leave me."*

### **Unused Sales Bot**

* *"Red Balloon, sonny?"*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Buy this."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Spend money here."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"I sell things that you want."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"No free samples."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Sell sell sell."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Pressure sales mode activated."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Keep Smiling."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*

### **Unused Sentry Bot**

* *"Have you seen this boy?"*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Lost child reported."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"I am a security officer."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"I enjoy my job."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Be sure to smile."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"The customer is always right."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"The Pizzaplex is closed."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"I am looking for intruders."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Staff Only."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Are you lost?"*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Alert. Alert."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Security Alert."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Something over here."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"I found the kid."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Backup requested."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Lost child found."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"Target located."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*
* *"I always come back."*
	+ *Male Variant*
	+ *Female Variant*