Battling Barkis and Unicron/Ending

This is how Battling Barkis and Unicron and Ending goes in Team Prime Meets the Corpse Bride.

[Unicron and Barkis arrive]

Barkis Bittern: [sarcastically] Oh, how touching. I always cry at weddings.

Victoria Everglot: [gasps]

Unicron: We meet again, Prime and followers.

Hardshell: Unicron?

Predaking: It's the demon who once lived in Megatron's skin.

[Everyone gasps in shock]

Barkis Bittern: Our young lovers together at last. Surely now, they could live happily ever after. But you forget. [grabs Victoria] She's still my wife! I'll not leave here empty-handed!

Emily: You?

[Barkis sees her in shock]

Barkis Bittern: Emily?

Emily: You!

Barkis Bittern: But... But... I left you.

Emily: For dead.

[Everyone gasps as Alfred's jaw falls on the floor]

Skyquake: It was you?!

Megatron: You were the one who stole her dowry?!

Unicron: Lies! This woman is obviously delusional!

[Emily glares as the dead stand up to him. Barkis grabs Bonesapart's sword]

Barkis Bittern: Sorry to cut things short, but we must be on our way.

Unicron: Once we are finished with you, we shall escape this wretched planet!

Victor Van Dort: Take your hands off her.

Barkis Bittern: Do I have to kill you, too?

Umarak: Barkis Bittern. I regret to inform you that you will not be killing anyone ever again. [gets his bow]

Knock Out: Cybertron would be nice now that Unicron no longer seems to be calling it home.

[Umarak yells as he fires his bow as Barkis and Unicron dodge as Victoria escapes]

[Umarak drops his bow and gets his sword as he approaches Barkis]

Barkis Bittern: Umarak, what has gotten into you?

[Umarak tosses Bonesapart's sword aside]

Barkis Bittern: Wait, this is about Emily, isn't it? I thought we put that behind us.

Umarak: So had I! [swings his sword, but Barkis dodges]

Barkis Bittern: I admit tragedy is an unfortunate consequence, but I assure you I never stood in the way of your engagement.

Umarak: Which you disgraced by murdering my fiancée and stealing her fortune!

Barkis Bittern: Oh, you know about that. What could I do to amend for my mistake?

Umarak: Your death will suffice! [raises his sword]

Megatron: Umarak! Stand down!

Umarak: [turns to Megatron] This con man must pay for taking away my happiness!

Unicron: Yes, destroy him. Avenge your bride.

Megatron: I said stand down! That is an order!

Umarak: One which I will not follow.

Unicron: Yes. Kill him. He was weak. Broken. Kill him and you can take your rightful place at my side.

[Umarak raises his sword, but hesitates]

Bulkhead: Nah, Umarak won't do it. We need Barkis alive for the New Republic Tribunal.

Unicron: Do it. Kill him. He is defenseless.

[Umarak stands aside and drops his sword]

Umarak: Never. I will never walk the path of villainy ever again. And Emily is more important than anything you can offer me, Unicron!

[Knock Out shocks Unicron with his weapon as he collapses]

[Barkis grabs his sword and prepares to stab Umarak when Dreadwing blocks it with his sword]

[Dreadwing then disarms him]

Barkis Bittern: Touché.

Dreadwing: Leave. Now.

Barkis Bittern: Oh, I'm leaving. [grabs Smokescreen's cup] But first a toast, to Emily, always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

[Emily feels hurt as Umarak glares angrily]

Barkis Bittern: Tell me, my dear. Can a heart still break one it's stopped beating?

[Arcee is shocked as she remembers the same words Starscream said to her]

Past Starscream: Tell me, Arcee. Can a spark still break once it's stopped living?

[Predaking readies his blaster]

Maggot: Let me at him, let me at him!

Optimus Prime: [holds them and the dead back] We cannot harm a human!

Maggot: No, don't hold me back.

Predaking: Not even if he committed a cold-blooded and heinous crime?

Elder Gutknecht: We must abide by their rules. We are amongst the living.

Barkis Bittern: Well said. [drinks the cup and tosses it aside as he walks off and chokes]

Maggot: Not anymore.

[Unicron gets back up, but Barkis' skin turns blue as he gasps in fear]

Elder Gutknecht: Yep, you're right. He's all yours.

[The dead take him away as Mrs. Plum gets her fork]

Mrs. Plum: New arrival. [closes the door]

Unicron: You may have won this battle, but I will return, and when I do, I will destroy you like the cockroaches that you are and tear this world apart! I promise you! [transforms into jet mode and escapes]

[Elder Gutknecht closes the Wine of Ages and places Smokescreen's cup back up]

Victoria Everglot: Oh, Victor, I never thought I'd see you again.

Wheeljack: How'd Unicron escape the container that trapped the Allspark anyway?

Megatron: Whatever the cost, we must stop him no matter the price. I fear that Unicron has started a war, and it has only just begun.

[Umarak removes Victor's ring from Emily's skeletal finger and gives it back to him]

Airachnid: I never thought I'd say this, but this is one crazy journey on Earth I've ever taken.

[Umarak begins saying his vows]

Umarak: With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine.

Emily: With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine.

Umarak: With this candle, I will light your way in darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.

Emily: I do.

[Umarak puts his ring on her finger]

Elder Gutknecht: I now pronounce you Hunter and wife. You may kiss the bride.

[They kiss as they begin leaving]

Victor Van Dort: Wait. I made a promise.

Emily: You kept your promise. You set me free.

Umarak: Now I returned the favor.

[They walk outside and Emily tosses her roses as Arcee catches them and they gaze one last look at their friends. Umarak and Emily leave England as we cut to Unicron on a ravaged Rafkon]

Unicron: Failure after failure! Is there no one to aid me in my plan to destroy Primus?!

[He suddenly sees Choobo's corpse and approaches him]