LeBron James

"I have a dream"

LeBron James is a professional golfer known for eliminating his oppenents with an impressive backstab combo attack.

## Bio

LeBron James was born from a coalescence of humanity's greed brought about by the 93rd world war. His life was one of intrigue and mystery as many components of his adolecent years are missing to the ages.

LeBron's first birthday was spent at the local Cash Converters, where the store manager gave him a 1% discount on a badly damaged copy of Assassins Creed 3 for the Xbox 360. The store manager was quoted as saying "I hate this kid so much but he's the only one who will visit while my gran's corpse is rotting in the shop window".

When LeBron turned 12 years old he was awarded a medal for bravery by the Squid Sister Marie. He managed to burn down the local retirement home after he tried to smuggle in 24 cubic tonnes of butane into the home. A stray spark from a pre-pubescent albino Bullfrog was belived to have ignited the accidentally (Purposefully) released gas and leveled the home. LeBron managed to save absolutely nobody. Despite that, it turns out the retirement home was housing a chronic tax evader and LeBron was awarded for his efforts in taking down such a heinous criminal. Marie was later drafted into the Character Kart Racing roster.

During the 18th century, Cambodia suffered from a severe drought after the acting goverment elected a malificent porkupine as president. The President's first motion when in power was to driect all water and funnel it directly into hell itself in an attempt to put it out. 3 years of protests saw no results as the country came closer to closer to colapse. Thankfully, the president suffered a kebab enduced heart attack and died. His death was reported to have nothing to do with the fact he was hit by an ICBM belived to be fired by Chad Rex. It took 9 years of continuous effort on behalf of the citizens to get the country back to a economically vaible state. This would have taken longer, however Belle Delphene donated some unreleased feet images to the government that would go on to sell for trillions in a global auction.

Shortly after LeBron's entrance to professional golfing, he got involved in a scandal where he was caught with one of Chad Rex's wives, Sailor Moon. Chad Rex ordered his elite squad to hunt him down and bring him to Rex for torture. Since that day, LeBron James has not been seen in public. It is believed that he assimilated with some sewer rats and now lives among them.

## Default Vehicle

LeBron James' default vehicle is a cordless electric lawn trimmer with some wheels haphazadly attached to the stem. The battery must be changed on average 12 times per race. Hardcore gamers found a glitch that allowed the battery changes to teleport LeBron directly to the finish line. After 8 months of abuse in online races due to this exploit, Bandai-Namco Jamacia removed the online race function permanently. THQ Venezuela re-activated online play for Character Kart Racing 2 but negleted to acutally fix the bug, causing more online grief from exploiters. This eventually ended with LeBron James being removed from the game in the 2022 Christmas update.

## Special talents

LeBron James has a wide array of talents, similar Chad Rex.

His talents consist of:

Golf: LeBron James can play golf from his vehicle and use it to kill spectators.

Gangster: LeBron James can command a large gang of violent criminal rats. These can be activated mid race to eliminate opponents.

Internal Combustion Engine: An internal combustion engine (ICE or IC engine) is a heat engine in which the combustion of a fuel occurs with an oxidizer (usually air) in a combustion chamber that is an integral part of the working fluid flow circuit. In an internal combustion engine, the expansion of the high-temperature and high-pressure gases produced by combustion applies direct force to some component of the engine. The force is typically applied to pistons (piston engine), turbine blades (gas turbine), a rotor (Wankel engine), or a nozzle (jet engine). This force moves the component over a distance, transforming chemical energy into kinetic energy which is used to propel, move or power whatever the engine is attached to. This replaced the external combustion engine for applications where the weight or size of an engine was more important.