The Legend

*Jarod "The Legend" Plummer had nowhere to go after getting kicked out of his parents' house just as he turned 18 back in 2006. All he had was his '94 Patriot Bushwhacker and his bass guitar. His Bushwhacker had been modified to Mud Plugger spec, plus having swapped its default diesel four-cylinder for a diesel V8. He spent most of his time mindlessly drifting through the midwestern states, looking for a place to go until he overheard about a band of scoundrels who were keen on tearing up Monument Valley. Immediately, he packed what was left of his possessions, threw em' into the bed of his Bushwhacker and headed off to Monument Valley. While he was there, he generally hit it off with everybody there.*
*"Bruh, have you ever looked at a dollar bill and thought 'Illuminati confirmed'?!" - The Legend*
**Jarod Plummer**, better known as **The Legend**, is a character created by The Cherrybomber appearing in *MotorStorm: Nevada Nitro,* *MotorStorm: Return to the Wild, MotorStorm: Outback Outrage, MotorStorm: Untamed Tundra, MotorStorm: King of the Hammers, MotorStorm: Transylvania Unleashed and MotorStorm: Off The Grid*

A Veteran 'Stormer known to drive more of the heavyweight vehicles, most of them American-made.

He is not afraid to fight off the larger vehicles should they try to engage him, and he's definitely not above knocking down dirt bikers in the race if they as much as glance at him. He swears, and rightly so, that those pesky dirt bikers are hellish little sadists.

He's also quite paranoid to the point in believing in alien conspiracy theories and New Age woo-woo, mainly due to how fried he is from all the tabs of LSD he's dropped.

Imagine his fascination when Trigger Finger had introduced Dog Soup to everyone at the Nevada Festival!

## Quotes

Like all the other 'Stormers, he can be interacted with when in On-Foot Mode at the Festival Site in the Pandrosian MotorStorm Festival, as well as at the Festival Site in Fendrana.

### Nevada

* *"Bro, it feels like we're livin' in a simulation, and there is a higher life form controllin' our actions from another dimension."*
* *"That Dog Soup guy proves that there's a glitch in the simulation that I said we're livin' in. How the hell did he manage to get here?!"*
* *"So, a guy from the bumf@#$ '30s somehow got here, meanin' somethin' ain't addin' up with the space-time continuum. Maybe the Martians made it happen as a warnin' that they're gonna invade us!"*
* *"Bro, that Trigger Finger guy is the Illuminati, I swear he's watchin' all of us. Think he's spyin' on us for DuskLite?"*
* *"You wanna drop some acid?"*
* *"I heard Dog Soup was a bootlegger. Maybe I oughta ask him to make some moonshine!"*

### The Outback

* *"Yo, there's people protestin' MotorStorm outside the fences, wantin' it to be shut down to preserve the environments here in the Outback."*
* *"I drove in one'a those Pre-GW cars, and those things don't drive like the more modern cars, man."*

### Pandrosia

* *"Accordin' to Spirit Science, we all have the conscience of a knocked-up 16-year-old girl."*
* *"Now there's a guy from World War II in MotorStorm. Next thing that's gonna happen is the deadass missing link will teleport here!"*
* *"Every time I see a dollar bill, it triggers me to think that the Illuminati is watchin' us through 'em."*
* *"I heard that if you try n' make words out of license plates, it's a sign that everything is under control by the Martians, but at the same time, it's givin' you the ability to leave the matrix we're in."*
* *"Don't tell anyone this, but it's obvious that Giles Cromey is from another universe. I don't like 'im but it's crystal clear his fake knowledge came from somewhere that ain't this universe."*
* *"Some people think I'm full of shit because I dropped a lot of acid, but I swear, that stuff expands your mind, dude, and opens your eyes to the truth of the universe."*
* *"Did you know? The Festival's music performance organizer, Twizted Black Cap, is deadass possessed by demons that feed off the hedonism that goes on here in MotorStorm. No joke!"*
* *"Who the hell does that guy from Extrem Terrain think he is, sayin' that there's no such things as space aliens and that reality ain't a simulation?! He thinks he's so damn smart!"* - Talking about Barry von Stahl
* *"Dog Soup was watchin' Graveyard God n' I skate the other day, n' he showed some interest in it, so I'm thinkin'a teachin' him how to ride a skateboard."*
* *"Honestly, it's all about just doin' it for the vibe man, I've been skatin' since I was 12."* - Replying to Dog Soup about Skateboarding
* *"Tell ya what, Rich, if you want, I can teach ya how to skateboard!"* - Offering Dog Soup to teach him how to skateboard
* *"Bro, Cromey called Gaucho a wetback! Maaaan, if I were Gaucho, I would'a f%&$ed 'is ass up!"*
* *"Yo, Zarina, I get you're hella f%&$in' pissed at Cromey, but y'know if ya sink down to 'is level, you're gonna get locked up, and being in prison is hell. I was in prison when I was 15, and it f%&$in' sucked."* - Trying to reason with Zarina Beldad
* *"Got a problem with the truth of the universe and beyond? You ain't woke like ya think ya are."* - to Morgan Fail
* *"I don't see eye-to-eye with Barry, but c'mon, Jingo, leave the guy alone!"* - telling off Jingo for insulting Barry von Stahl
* *"Did you just freakin' table top me?! Not cool, man!"* - After being table topped by the player
* *"**Aaaaaauuugh! GOD!!** I'll get you AND Monjafetta for this s@#%, man! That freakin' smarts!!"* - After being kicked in the groin by the player

#### Skateboarding

##### Commenting on a successful trick

* *"Way to stick it, dude!"*
* *"Spice it up a little with a late spin!"*

##### Commenting on a failed trick

* *"Booooooo!"*
* *"Talk about an epic fail, man!"*

##### Failing a trick

* *"FINLAND!!!!!"*
* *"Man, I'm gettin' rusty as hell!"*
* *"I had that trick! I freaking had that!"*

##### Knocked down by the player

* *"Thank you sir, may I have some more?!"*
* *"Dude, you're a f($\*@!^ idiot!"*
* *Aw $\*@( I need a nurse!"*
* *"A'ight, who put you up to that?! CIA?! FBI?!"*

##### Knocked down too many times

* *"You'll be even funnier in a wheelchair!"*
* *"A'ight, it's chin-check time!"*
* *"Let's dance, jerk!"*
* *"That's it, no more nice!"*

##### Chasing the player

* *"Locked on target!"*
* *"Huntin' season is open!"*
* *"Here comes the pain train! Choo-choo, motherf#$%er!!!"*

##### Knocking down the player

* *"Now you know how that feels!"*
* *"Karma strikes, b@#$%!"*
* *"That's whatcha get, prick!"*
* *"I'm all that and a bag of weed!"*

##### Outran by the player

* *"Damn, they got away! Not forever though!"*
* *"You can't avoid me forever, man!"*

##### Hit by a vehicle

* *"Where's the leak, ma'am?!"*
* *"Did you do that on purpose?!"*

### Fendrana

* *"Jeez, over in The Bog, there's a field full of these mushrooms. I'm tempted to eat some of em'. Maybe on a slice a' pizza or a burger..."*
* *"It seems like this entire place is like a massive foot bridge to the spirit world."*
* *"Down in the Quarry is a cool place to go drop acid and tool around on the construction machinery."*
* *"Those meadows over in the hills are used to communicate with the spirits, right? I'm tempted to go to the meadows to speak with the medieval Transylvanians."*
* *"It's obvious that Fendrana's the prime place to become enlightened, just pop some shrooms with Xaurkshaeyre and head up to the hills."*
* *"Somethin' about this place tells me that the Martians landed here millions of years ago to become one with the environment."*
* *"Gretchen Falkenberg thinks she's so woke. She's wrong, bein' woke means expandin' your mind to the truth of the universe, just like me."*
* *"I don't get why people wouldn't agree that the Earth is flat, 'cuz whenever ya put one 'a those measurin' things with the bubble in the middle, the bubble is in fact in the middle."*
* *"There's this one ledge over in Central Capytalon that I can't seem to hit at the right angle, need to be kinda techy to hit it right. Wanna head over there n' try 'ta hit it with me?"*

### Hot Wheels Island

* *"Maaan, I remember when I was little, I f\*%(in' loved Hot Wheels."*

### The City

* *"Well, whoop-de-doo, look where we ended up now!"*
* *"Damn, I remember when Big Dog was still alive durin' that time."*
* *"I just wonder if things would've been a bit different if Mash hadn't stowed away on the Carrier..."*
* *"Think Muerte's still around?"*
* *"Looks like ol' Muerte's come back for that rematch with Tyler."*
* *"**DUUUUUUUUUUU-HU-HU-HU-HU-HUDE!!!** Muerte is a motherf#$%in' skeleton, man! Is he like the Grim Reaper or somethin' like that? I mean, Muerte is Spanish for "Death"!"* - His reaction to seeing Muerte's true face

### The Big Apple

* *"Why not check out old Lady Liberty herself? She's got an awesome view of the city!"*
* *"These streets are awesome for all the tarmac vehicles, amirite?"*
* *"Hot Dog Hut's makin' their dogs New York style for this festival, so why not grab one and chow down?"*

### Monument Valley (*North American Dream* Pack)

* *"It feels good to be back home. The last time I was racin' on RainGod Mesa, I swear that I saw a glowin' Springbok Kalahari. I bet it's the ghost of Hangnail Johnson!"*
* *"If you think about these rocks, the Martians teleported em' from planet Mars billions of years ago. Just look at them, they're red, and Mars is the red planet!"*
* *"I might be fried as f@#$ in the head, but who would've thought of designin' Tenderloin Canyon?!"*
* *"It's been a long time, Big Dog, since you went out in style back in '11. Never would'a thought that we'd actually get to talk to ghosts, like, for reals."* - Conversing with the ghost of Big Dog.
* *"Yo, Hangnail, I see you're still racin' through these dusty old rocks!"* - Conversing with the ghost of Hangnail Johnson.
* *"So what if we're talkin' to the ghosts of Big Dog and Hangnail? They're not pissed off at us for it, though."* - To Giles Cromey

### Gearheads Reunited

#### General

* *"This pandemic really %\*&#in' sucks. It's the new world order."*
* *"If anything, the Martians caused this pandemic, because they ain't happy with our s@#%, man."*
* *"Did'ja know the quarter of 2020 has a bat on it? Supposedly, this crap was caused by some dumbasses who ate bats, and bats are a sign of death and rebirth. It's a sign that the Martians wanna kill the masses to start a rebirth of their own."*
* *"NASA's bringin' back rocks from Mars. This'll only piss the Martians off even more and cause an extra-terrestrial pandemic."*
* *"I heard some butt%\*$# social cause put a bounty on Mattias Nilsson's head for killing a black man that almost got him killed twice, I heard they fight racism with even more racism. Not cool, man."*

### Untamed Tundra

#### Taymyr Peninsula

* *"Even though barely anybody really skates here in this festival, Norilsk and Zimnegorsk got some great ledges to grind, wanna hit a few of em' up with me?"* - Asking the player if they want to go skateboarding
* *"I went and tooled around on some'a the machinery in the quarry, and that shit's quite complicated to operate, 'specially since I can't understand Russian."*
* *"It would be a bad idea to go on the main roads in Zimnegorsk, since there's these oil rig transporters drivin' on them. You really don't want 'ta have a run-in with them."*

#### Yakutia Lowland

* *"I heard an actual person came from another universe and is here at the Festival! I'm tellin' ya, the Martians are bound to invade us because they're hella pissed off at us Earthlings!"*
* *"Not gonna lie, I could use some of that Melange stuff that Shahin mentioned, it would expand my mind and help me prove that the Martians exist!"*
* *"Shahin's an absolute badass, I can tell! You should've seen 'im in his first race in the Latecomers Division! Motherf\*%&er destroyed everything in sight!"*
* *"Just try out some acid, and it'll expand your mind to the truth of the universe. Won't exactly let you predict the future the way Melange would, but you'll become just as woke as me one day."* - Offering Shahin a tab of acid
* *"You should'a seen how relaxed Shahin was when he had weed for the first time. Wait till he gets hungry."*
* *"I went fishing at Lake Stutuoroka with Shahin. It definitely took some time to tell 'im it's all about patience."*

#### Caspian Sea

* *"So, you mentioned those two feuding Landsraad houses, Atreides and Harkonnen, right? What's the Harkonnen top banana like?"* - Asking Shahin about Baron Vladimir Harkonnen
* *"With the way you described that Baron guy, I would so not wanna meet a fathead like him 'n a dark alleyway. Heavens know what kind of $%#@ he might do to me!"* - After Shahin describes Baron Harkonnen to him

### Off The Grid

#### Monument Valley

* *"Here we are in good ol' Monument Valley once again!"*
* *"Yeah man, it was totally lit, it was waaaay back when I was 18 and muh' parents kicked me outta their house after I dropped outta school."* - Responding to Shahin
* *"I wasn't exactly the most stellar student n' always was tryna blaze my own trail, y'know?"* - Responding to Shahin's question about him dropping out of school
* *"Last time we were here in this valley, I came up with a new track for it, and we even got to talk with the spirits of MotorStorm's foundin' fathers, Big Dog Duggan and Hangnail Johnson. Those two started it all!"*
* *"You say you saw a ghostly glowing racing truck on RainGod Mesa?! Don't you realize what you saw?! It's the ghost of Hangnail Johnson!!"* - to Shahin

## Vehicles

### Return to the Wild

* Patriot Bushwhacker (main vehicle)
* Aztec Komodo
* Clydebilt Phalanx
* Ron Geare Carraway
* Jester BXL-XS
* Patriot Bushwhacker XR
* Voodoo Ridgetail
* Mohawk Freerider
* Mohawk Roadhog
* Falfer Sledgehammer
* Patriot Goodwood
* Falfer Domino
* Voodoo Showstopper
* Jester Stickler
* Magnum Butch Wagon I
* Patriot Bulkhead
* Falfer Rockstar
* Falfer Imperial
* Magnum Argon
* Jester BXR
* Atlas Lumberjack
* Falfer Missionary