Characters Crossovers Parody Snowball Effect

***My second fanfiction with Characters Crossovers Based on Snowball Effect.***

*[The episode begins with live-action footage of snow clouds appearing.]*

**French Narrator:** Ah, observe the majesty of the mighty snow cloud. *[scene fades to a snow flake falling into the sky]* This giant cloud of snow is normally found floating in polar regions, can sometimes *[Toon City Atoll is shown]* stray into sunny skies, causing dramatic changes in climate *[A snow cloud floats above the Toon City. The scene changes to show a wide shot of Toon City. Snow is shown falling]* for a Cartoon, Crossover life.

*[It starts to snow harder. Eventually, Toon City is blanketed in show. Screeno The Newzer Mixel appears wearing a snow hat.]*

**Screeno:** Yes, it seems Old Man Winter paid us a visit late last night, and he brought with him not a pillow or a sheet,

*[A street in downtown Toon City is shown.]*

**Screeno:** but a blanket... a blanket of snow!

*[Toon City Park and its sign are shown covered in snow.]*

**Screeno:** Yes, from the Toon City Parks...

*[A Bird flies by.]*

*[The scene changes to show the Breadwinners' Swamp Pad.]*

**Screeno:** to residential abodes...

*[The scene changes to show a traffic light changing from "go" to "stop," then back to "go."]*

**Screeno:** to bustling downtown...

*[Unikitty's Castle is shown.]*

**Screeno:** it's nothing but the white stuff.

*[The scene shows a close up shot of Unikitty's door. Unikitty opens it and she and Pet Pet are shown.]*

**Unikitty:** Whoopee!

**Screeno:** And local residents are taking notice! All schools are closed for a day, and all of the crossover residents are advised to wear very warm snow outfits.

*[Unikitty and Pet Pet put on their Santa hats.]*

*[The scene pans through Crunchee the Muncho Mixel making a snowman, Prohyas and Vambre are making a snow Slumbo the Frosticon Mixel, SpongeBob makes a snow Krabby Patty and Patrick makes a snow rock, Phineas and Ferb are making a snow robot, EG Fluttershy makes a snow butterfly, Ami and Yumi are making a snow Flurr the Frosticon Mixel, and SwaySway is making a snow bread.]*

*[The scene changes to show Kitty Katswell wing to her Motorcycle. She has a blow dryer, turns it on and blows the snow off. She gets in and drives past the snow that was previously on her motorcycle.]*

*[Eddy [from Ed, Edd n Eddy] pops out of the snow and shakes his "fist".]*

**Eddy:** Hey!

*[A wide shot of Mojo Jojo's Lair is shown. A close shot of the doors is shown. Mojo Jojo opens the door.]*

**Mojo Jojo:** *[walks outside his Lair]* What's this? Drops of rain frozen into ice crystals? I shall harness their energy and rule the world! *[He laughs evilly, but a bunch of snow falls on top of him.]* Ahh... oh, stop! I wish to rule you! *[he is now buried in snow.]*

*[The scene changes to show the earth pony Pinkie Pie. She has an idea.]*

**Pinkie Pie:** Snow angel! *[laughs while on the ground flapping her arms and legs. She stands up. She looks behind her to see a circle.]* Oh... *[a snowball hits her in the side of the head]* Hey! *[Unikitty whistles]* Thanks a lot, Unikitty! While you were just standing there whistling, someone threw a snowball at me!

**Unikitty:** Oh, really, Pinkie? *[giggles]* Did the snowball look like this? *[Throws another snowball. This one hitting Pinkie Pie's eyes]*

**Pinkie Pie:** Yeah. *[Unikitty laughs. Pinkie Pie runs over to Unikitty]* This is serious, Unikitty. Someone's after me. I think I better leave town.

**Unikitty:** Pinkie Pie, I threw it. We're having a snowball fight. Don't you get it?

**Pinkie Pie:** Snowball fight? I want to play! I want to play!

**Unikitty:** Well, first, you have to make a snowball.

**Pinkie Pie:** Oh, yeah. A snowball. *[bends down and starts making a snowball]* Oh, this is gonna be great! *[shows her snowball but it's a cube]* Huh? *[tries making another snowball but it's a rectangular pyramid]* Wha...? *[tries making another snowball but it forms in the shape of DNA]* Aw...! Unikitty, could you help me make a snowball?

**Unikitty:** Sure, pal. *[makes a snowball and hands it to Pinkie Pie]*

**Pinkie Pie:** Thanks, buddy. *[throws it at Unikitty]*

**Unikitty:** Pinkie Pie! How could you?

**Pinkie Pie:** It's a snowball fight, remember?

**Unikitty:** Oh yeah.

*[Unikitty and Pinkie Pie stare at each other then run back to their forts they made out of snow. They start to throw lots of snowballs at each other.]*

*[The scene pans up then cuts to inside of The Loud House where Lori Loud is sitting by the fire with slippers on each leg]*

**Lori Loud:** Ah, yes. Warm fire, cozy slippers, and a piping hot cup of tea with a lemon wedge. *[she picks up the lemon wedge, then squirts lemon juice in her eye, which is now twitching]* Why do I even bother? *[Banging is heard outside. She looks outside to see Unikitty and Pinkie Pie building snow forts as we hear construction noises]* Would you two please keep it down?!

**Unikitty:** Lori! You're just in time to enlist in my army! Join me, and together we'll defeat the Pink Menace!

**Pinkie Pie:** That's me!

**Unikitty:** I can start you off as a buck private, but with hard work, perhaps you can rise through the ranks and become a regular private!

**Lori Loud:** Thanks, but no, thanks, Major Stupidity. You and General Nonsense over there will have to fight without me. *[snickers]* Got 'em Both. *[notices a snowball flying at her, so she ducks. The snowball puts out the fire]* Grrrrrr!! *[Lori closes the window]*

**Unikitty:** Pinkie, you fool! This was over before it started! I will now consider your unconditional surren-... *[a snowball hits her in the face, sending her into the snow. She then drowns in it]* ...-der. *[Pinkie Pie laughs hysterically]* So that's how she wants it to go down.

*[Unikitty takes off her Santa hat, revealing a funnel under it. Scoops up snow in the funnel and puts it on her head. She jumps up on her fort, takes a deep breath, and starts shooting snowballs at Pinkie Pie very fast]*

**Pinkie Pie:** Huh? *[as snowballs pile on her. She then stands up, revealing a bunch of snowballs lined up on her forehead]* Ha! You missed me!

*[Unikitty shoots more snow into Pinkie Pie's mouth. Slow motion occurs then resumes to normal speed. Pinkie Pie swallows the snowballs and blows out cold breath. A gun cocks and Unikitty fires more snowballs and this time the snowballs get stuck in Pinkie Pie mouth]*

**Unikitty:** Score one for the girls back home! *[Pinkie Pie walks up to The Loud House and knocks on the door]*

**Lori Loud:** Yes, who is it? *[opens the door and Pinkie Pie is shown]* Oh, Pinkie Pie. *[Pinkie Pie is still choking]* What an unpleasant surprise. Oh, boy, nothing like a game of charades. *[Pinkie Pie swallows the snowballs]*

**Pinkie Pie:** *[in one breath]* I was trying to tell you that I was choking on snow, but the snow melted and turned into water, and I drank all the water, now I'm better.

**Lori Loud:** Fascinating. *[she slams the door]* Now, where was I? *[Pinkie Pie knocks on the door again and Lori opens the door]* What?

**Pinkie Pie:** *[dancing around]* Can I use your bathroom?

**Lori Loud:** Pinkie, go use your own bathroom.

**Pinkie Pie:** I don't think I can make it! Please?

**Lori Loud:** No.

**Pinkie Pie:** Please?

**Lori Loud:** No.

**Pinkie Pie:** Please?

**Lori Loud:** No.

**Pinkie Pie:** Please!

**Lori Loud:** Okay, make it quick.

**Pinkie Pie:** *[Pause]* That's okay.

*[Lori widens her eyes]*

**Unikitty:** Aha! Aiding the enemy! I've caught you red-handed, Lori!

**Lori Loud:** Look, Unikitty, I was just... *[Unikitty throws a snowball at Lori but she ducks and it lands in the fire again, putting it out]* Oh... That's it, Unikitty! You asked for it! *[picks up a snowball.]*

*[Unikitty shrieks]*

**Pinkie Pie:** Yay! Lori's on my side!

**Lori Loud:** I most certainly am not!

**Unikitty:** Then that means she's on my side!

**Lori Loud:** No, Unikitty, I'm not on your side either. I'm on no one's side. Snowball fights are for immature people and I will not stoop to your level. *[drops the snowball]* If you two want to knock each other's brains out with snowballs, kindly leave me out of it. *[walks back inside and slams the door]*

**Pinkie Pie:** Come on, Unikitty, let's go knock each other's brains out!

**Unikitty:** I'm ready!

**Lori Loud:** Hmm... *[imagines Pinkie Pie throwing a snowball at Unikitty, knocking her brain out]*

**Unikitty:** Okay, Pinkie, it's out.

**Lori Loud:** *[snickers]* Now there's something I'd literally like to see! *[takes a chair up to one of the windows]* Nothing wrong with getting a front-row seat, I suppose. *[snickers]* Ahh. Huh? What's this?

*[Unikitty and Pinkie Pie are shaking their paws/hooves]*

**Lori Loud:** Wha... I... no! *[walks back outside]* What are you two doing? You're supposed to be *[punches the right side of her head]* knocking each other's brains out!

**Unikitty:** We signed a peace treaty, Lori. *[Pinkie Pie shows treaty]* You were right, fighting is immature.

**Lori Loud:** No, no, no, I mislead you, it's immature for adults too! Give me that peace treaty! *[rips the treaty into pieces]* There! Let the war continue!

**Unikitty:** Lori, that wasn't the peace treaty. That was a copy of the peace treaty.

**Lori Loud:** Look, you two are giving up too easily. Now, Pinkie, pretend I'm Unikitty.

**Pinkie Pie:** And who am I?

**Lori Loud:** You're Pinkie Pie.

**Unikitty:** Can I be you?

**Lori Loud:** No! Wait, why?

**Unikitty:** Cause you're the oldest sister of the Loud Family.

**Lori Loud:** Would you butt out?!

**Pinkie Pie:** Hey, you can't talk to Lori like that, Lori!

**Lori Loud:** I'm Unikitty! You're Pinkie Pie! *[Lori throws a snowball at Pinkie Pie's eyes]* Now, what are you going to do? *[Pinkie Pie throws it back at Lori hitting her eyes]* Pinkie, why didn't you hit Unikitty?

**Pinkie** **Pie:** You said *you* were Unikitty, Unikitty.

**Unikitty:** *[imitating Lori]* She's literally right, Lori! *[laughs in her regular voice]*

**Lori** **Loud:** *[silently]* Oh, boy. All right, I can see where this is going. Let's just say for all intents and purposes that I, Lori, am now part in this war. Now...

**Unikitty:** If you're in this war, then where's your fort?

**Lori Loud:** I don't have one, okay? Now...

**Pinkie Pie:** You got to have a fort, Lori.

**Unikitty:** Forts win wars, Lori.

**Lori** **Loud:** *[growls]* Okay, fine! You want a fort? *[makes a small snow fort]* There. There's your fort! Now...

**Pinkie** **Pie:** That fort's too small, Lori.

**Lori Loud:** It's okay, Pinkie. It's just a demonstration. Now...

**Unikitty:** She's right, Lori. That thing would never protect a specimen of your size. It's downright puny.

**Lori** **Loud:** Trust me, it's fine.

*[Pinkie Pie throws a snowball at Lori. She wipes the snow off her face]*

**Unikitty:** See, it is too small.

**Lori** **Loud:** Not if I crouch down. I mean, you didn't even give me a chance to crouch down. *[crouches down]* See? Down here, I am perfectly...

*[Pinkie Pie throws a snowball at Lori]*

**Unikitty:** Exposed.

**Lori** **Loud:** Would you two please... *[Pinkie Pie throws a snowball at Lori]* ...stop throwing... *[Pinkie Pie throws another snowball at Lori]* ...snowballs?!

*[Pinkie Pie pauses and throws another snowball at Lori. Lori growls and retaliates with a snowball of her own and throws it. but Unikitty and Pinkie Pie ducked and the snowball hits Buhdeuce, who was going on a walk. He fell backwards]*

**Buhdeuce:** Ow.

*[The scene cuts back to Unikitty, Pinkie Pie and Lori]*

**Unikitty:** *[gasps]* Lori returned fire!

**Pinkie Pie:** Then it's war!

**Lori Loud:** No-no... no, wait, wait, wait! *[crouches down behind her snow fort]* I was just giving a demonstration!

*[Unikitty and Pinkie Pie throw lots of snowballs at Lori. Lori ends up looking like a snowman from all the snowballs that hit her. A hat then falls on her head. She then growls and breaks out of the snowman]*

**Lori Loud:** All right, that's it! You guys asked for it! *[throws a snowball at Unikitty]* I got her! Ha! I really got her! *[laughs]* In your face, Unikitty! *[laughs]* This was actually kind of... exciting! Why... I've literally never felt so alive!

**Pinkie** **Pie:** *[laughs]* She got you good, Unikitty! *[Lori throws a snowball at Pinkie Pie and then throws lots of snowballs at Unikitty and Pinkie Pie]* Take cover! *[they crouch down as Lori continues to throw snowballs]*

**Lori** **Loud:** *[as she throws snowballs and laughs]* Take that... I got you... Yeah... oh, I got you... oh, take that... Whoa, I got you that time... Oh yeah... *[she starts to throw snowballs rapidly]* Incoming!

*[Unikitty peeps up and Pinkie Pie approaches her]*

**Pinkie** **Pie:** Hey, Unikitty?

**Unikitty:** Yes, Pinkie Pie?

**Pinkie** **Pie:** I think Lori's taking this really seriously. *[Lori's clarinet is wedged in Pinkie Pie's forehead]* That last one has her clarinet in it.

**Unikitty:** Hmm... looks like it's time for Plan B.

*[Unikitty and Pinkie Pie both tiptoe away while Lori continues to throw snowballs.]*

*[Lori eventually stops throwing snowballs, gets tired and pants]*

**Lori Loud:** What's going on? The snowballs have stopped falling. I better take advantage of this momentary cease-fire.

**Lori Loud:** *[notices her fort is a little lopsided and gasps]* What? My left flank is exposed? That bloated pink pony is gonna run right through me!

**Lori Loud:** *[grabs more snow and pats it down]* I'll just fix that right now. *[laughs]* Wait, that makes my north wall a weak spot! Here we go! Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

**Lori Loud:** *[grabs more snow and pats some more on the north side]* Oh, oh, oh! But if they attack from the rear, I'm a goner! *[she pats snow on the back of the fort]* There... Ha-ha!

**Lori Loud:** *[gasps]* But what about the possibility of an aerial attack?! *[starts digging more snow on her fort.]*

*[Scene cuts to a few seconds later where Lori has a gigantic fort, near the top of the tree]*

**Lori** **Loud:** I guess that ought to do it! *[laughs wildly]* Fort Lori is now all but impenetrable! *[laughs more]* Now, where are those fools? *[snow falls on Lori's head]* Ha! The first shot has been fired!

**Lori** **Loud:** *[throws a snowball while more snow falls on her head]* Take this, Pinkie Pie! *[throws another snowball as more snow falls on Lori]* Taste my frozen fury! *[throws two snowballs.]*

*[The camera zooms out to show the snow from a tree is falling on Lori's head]*

**Lori** **Loud:** Victory is mine! *[laughs wildly]* Whee! Ha-ha! Well, I got you now!

*[Lori keeps throwing snowballs]*

*[Inside Unikitty's Castle, Unikitty and Pinkie Pie are watching TV and sipping some cocoa]*

**Unikitty:** Did you hear something, Pinkie Pie?

**Pinkie Pie:** Nope.

**Man on TV:** Get out the snowshoes and the shovels.

***THE END.***