Film reviews

NOTE: All films are in alphabetical order.

2. Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge: A Bollywood Romeo + Juliet while Dicaprio is unaware.
3. Ferdinand: A bull is criticized for his menacing looks, but he's as harmless as this film.
4. How to Train Your Dragon: An exciting journey, with the protagonist being a gritty Oliver Twist.
5. Isle of Dogs: Not as great as Spirited Away but still holds up as amazingly as The Plague Dogs.
6. My Neighbor Totoro: An anime film made just for smiles.
7. Oliver!: Long story short, the greatest Oliver Twist adaptation.
8. Penguin's Memory: Cute little penguins charged into war go on a powerful journey.
9. Shawshank Redemption: I'll be remembering this one for a while.
10. South Park; Bigger, Longer & Uncut: Very rudely funny jokes, which is rare for a film.
11. Spirited Away: Easily the greatest animated film of all time.
12. The Great Mouse Detective: A secret agent mouse goes on an epic masterpiece.
13. The Plague Dogs: An awesome adventure with an important message.
14. The Secret of NIMH: Amazing for the ones who can tolerate the censor-worthy scenes.
15. The Sixth Sense: Big plot twist at the end when we realize why the boy sees dead people. It's awesome.
16. Titanic: Maybe this is why I love going cruising.

### TV-released

1. Steven Universe; Striking Back
2. Teen Titans; Trouble in Tokyo: The greatest TV movie of all time from a great TV series.

## 9-star films

1. Cats Don't Dance: A cat wishes to be famous, and there's a message within all that dancing.
2. Romeo + Juliet: Dicaprio stars in a movie about conflicts between two families.
3. Show Dogs: An energetic adventure perfect for dog lovers.
4. The Chipmunk Adventure: The Chipmunks go on a worldwide adventure.
5. Titan AE: Awesome visual effects and worth a watch if you enjoy post-apocalyptic future.

## 8-star films

1. Alpha & Omega: The response to people who think a lone wolf is a good idea.
2. Barnyard: An enjoyable film, and it's not just about partying animals.
3. Home (2015): If you think this is a knockoff to Lilo and Stitch, you are wrong.
4. The Lion King: It's gotten old over the years and couldn't get 10 stars from me anymore.
5. The Pebble and the Penguin: A fun, harmless adventure with penguins.

## 7-star films

1. Marmaduke: Some decent jokes, some lame ones, but entertaining for dog lovers.
2. Oliver & Company: Decent enough, but other Oliver Twist adaptations are better.
3. Yogi Bear: A faithful remake of the original animated series.

## 5-star films

1. Mars Needs Moms: Some cool scenes, some dark and horrific scenes.

## 1-star films

1. A Troll in Central Park: Why did Don Bluth do this to us?
2. Avatar: James Cameron flushes all his greatness down the toilet.
3. Felidae: A propaganda film too gruesome to tolerate.
4. Frozen: New title; the worst movie I've ever seen.
5. Inside Out: I find no reason why the hype for this film should exist.
6. Norm of the North: Cliche adventure, no message, too many pop-culture references.
7. Teen Titans Go; To the Movies: Do not see. This film is very, very, VERY bad.
8. The Emoji Movie: Why cancel Popeye for THIS? What, you on meth?
9. The Last Airbender: It has nothing to do with the original series.