Sneegsnag

**Sneegsnag** is an internationally wanted terrorist with 14 charges of murder, 102 misdemeanors, and 6 charges of public indecency. He escaped from numerous high-security prisons, most notably ADX Florence. His crimes have earned him various nicknames, including "**Bigger Honcho,**""**Biggest Honcho,**""**Big Honcho**," "**The Tyrant**,", "**Lying Cumslut**", "**Sweaty bitch**", "**The Buff Bully**", "**Fartin' Squirter**", **"Obama Slayer"**, **"Mr. Hands"**, and "**Dwayne**."

Wiki editor Flaco2393 likes to reffer to Sneeg as **"Currency Crumbler"** because of his involvement in the Conar Coin Crash of 2020.

## Murders

While Sneegsnag is responsible for 180 recorded murders, only 15 victims have so far been identified. The following are his victims:

* Barack Obama
* Mario "Jumpman" Mario
* Barack Obama Sr.
* Spider-Man
* The real Slim Shady
* Vitaly Vladasovich Grachev Shady Jr. | AKA Vitas
* Yousef Saleh Erakat | AKA FouseyTube
* Jah | AKA Jah
* Herobrine
* John Wick | AKA Keanu Reeves
* Eugene Harold Krabs
* God Himself
* The Heavy
* Sans
* Charles entertainment Cheese

## Grand Larceny Case of 2019

On September 5th, 2019, one Mr. Joe Mama leaked documents suggesting that Sneegsnag had become the sole owner of multiple billion-dollar companies, most notably Linkedin, Facebook, Twitter, and Amazon. The documents were sometimes gigabytes long, with all the information Sneegsnag had collected on the CEOs of these companies, which he used to systematically blackmail each of them, and become the owner of the various companies while instating each previous CEO as a puppet. On September 7th, 2019 at 4:52 AM, Sneegsnag was detained at his underground bunker in South Carolina. On the transport to the district's holding area, the transport was ambushed by masked people, who wounded Sneegsnag. no one has since seen Sneegsnag, and it is presumed he is in hiding. None of the ambushers could be recognized after Sneegsnag's escape, they had to be scraped off the pavement. It is assumed that he activated his demonic god-like powers and obliterated them. Sneegsnag is now presumed to be the richest being in the world, capable of crashing the world economy and buying out the fabled Schlatt & Co.'s Schlattcoin reserve.

## Known Accomplices of Sneegsnag

"The Tyrant" has worked with many to fulfill his dirty deeds. The following are the released names of known accomplices:

* The beagle/pyrenees mix canine known as "Boomer"
* Jschlatt
* Pokay
* HankVenom
* JOKO

5 accomplices have been revealed to the public eye, there are six confirmed to exist and many more lurk within the shadows. More names shall be revealed within the near future.

## Sneegsnag's 1v5

Sneeg got a hit on five SMP Live members subsequentially and went to the Nether Hub to find YoItsGold, Joko, Mason, ItsAsaii and Beef Stew (Beef was killed on the spot) After that the fight continued to Sneeg's underground beacon room, leading to Gold and Joko's death. Some time after, Mason gets killed while in a sheep farm. Sneeg duelled Asaii following this. They both went on for a good few minutes until Asaii lost focus and fell from a high place with Sneegsnag winning the 1v5.

## Conar Coin Crash of 2020

Sneeg was one of the members responsible for the crash of Conar Coin in the year 2020. It all came to fruition during the "Raising the Bar" charity livestream of June 6th, 2020. Basically, Wilbur Soot was tasked with the purpose of getting attention to the newly made Connor Esports Bar and Grill with Women. The members who were invited to this grand opening were (of course): **Sneeg**, Gold and AntVenom. The first thing to be called out by Sneeg was that he and his comrades were all welcomed into the Bar and Grill by Wilbur but they weren't given a menu. Very uncool start, peeps. Restaurant owner ConnorEats🅿️ants retaliated by saying that whatever the chef makes is the menu. When Gold and Sneeg went to sit down, they also called out the fact that there was a lack of tables. After this, AntVenom appeared while Snegga tried to order a

*B U R G E R*

which got ignored by Wilbur thanks to HankVenom having his interest as a new guest. Following HonkVorenom's struggle to sit, Gold made a negative comment regarding Wilbur as a "not good" employee. This caught the attention of the restaurant owners who shutted the fuck**e** up to Gold. Wilbur then was told by J for Joe Rogan Schlatt to start singing while the chef recited the entire "HungryBox is in need of a MAJOR comeback!" copypasta. Eventually, Sneggy's order was complete... however... gnani?! IT IS NOT A

*B U R G E R*

?! This was called out by Snëëg who, as well as Gold, started calling out the wrongness in this situation. Sneg calling out that his

*B U R G E R*

wasn't, in fact, a

*B U R G E R*

, but rather, a raw salmon; Gold, his raw salmon that was supposed to be a pizza. To settle the comotion down, Conar called out to Wilbrrr to start singing yet again. Now, instead of "music go ‚·°‡ﬂﬁﬂ‡°·‚·°‡ﬂﬁ›‹€⁄€‹ﬁﬂ‡°·" time, this ended up as a flirting mishap. This happened because Williamberg Sooticus was singing the lyrics to Gold, and both him and Snegg thought Wulbir Toos was flirting with Godl. At this point, Sneeg and Gold were just criticizing Willy, so Conndom came to reluctantly protect Will. Following this, Sneeg and Gold were both kicked out of the Bar and Grill, but during their kicking, Gold got glitch-trapped and was then swiftly killed by non-Scoliosis Conar. Sneeg would escape and then would begin pulling out chemical weapons from his pockets, launching them into the enemy. In this situation, the enemies are: Connor, Schlatt, Wilbruh and chef Ty. AntdrenalineMomentumVenom would then pour lava into Connor's body, forcing him to hide in a one-man cave, where he would eventually be drowned in via lava while Will Smith is murdered by Sneeg. Now, as a final sign of both victory and power, Sneeg would propose the idea (well as Flaco2393 found, it must have been either Twitch.tv user aeythr, cubed\_sphere or Sneegsnag himself) to burn the Conar Coins. Of course, Schlatt and Connor would try to knock them away from the ice spikes biome, but this would only delay the inevitable.

Sneeg would then be above the Bar and Grill, Schlatt & Co. looking above. Sneeg would make a hole and throw a Conar Coin. Connor would then attempt a jump, a jump that could only end hapily. But no... not at all... actually, the opposite happened. Cory in The Pants would miss the miraculous jump, and Sneeg would pull out a bucket of lava, burning a Conar Coin. Schlatt & Co. would look in dismay at what once was a Conar Coin. There was nothing they could do but stare. Then, the Holographic Charizard was burned to a crisp of it's former self. After this, Sneeg would then leave. Later on, he would burn the remaining Conar Coins, ending their lifetime.

## Theories and Local Myths

To date, no one has been able to successfully locate Mr. Snag. There have been unofficial reported sightings of Him, but no evidence or solid proof of His existence. This raises many questions.

### The *4-D Being* Theory

Perhaps He exists on a metaphysical plane, an alternate dimension- the likes of which our human forms cannot comprehend. Should this be the case, we must feel honoured that He chooses to breach the 4th dimension walls to interact with earthly scum.

### The *Demon-Spawn* Theory and Myth

Another highly debated theory is that He is demon of the underworld. Local mythology claims that those who see His face will perish by His hand at the stroke of midnight. But this doesn't make sense- we see His face during his streams, and He even posts selfies and photographs on social media. The most well-regarded hypothesis is that Mr. Snag has the ability to alter His physical identity to hide His demonic natural form. He could be among us as we speak.

## Author's Notes and Warnings

This is all that is known about Mr. Snag at this time. Please, feel free to add additional details or reports on Him. But I must warn you, sharing information about Him to the public is dangerous- I have already risked too much. There is one thing you must never mention. DO NOT mention the [̨̰͉̖͉͍̘̬̺͚͈̟̺̘̮̕R̴͎̠͇̱̤͖̠̥̥̱̱̦̪͡E̼͇̗̥̙͈̰̤͎͙͘͟͞D͏̴̵̷̛̮̱̼͈͚̥̝͚͙̤̞̺̝Ạ̵̲̯͍̙̲̙͜͞͞C̵̣̻̮̹͕̭̱̘͍̗̮̗͇͕̱̹̗͟͜ͅͅT̢̠̞̪̮̫͕̮͙̠͇͢͞E̷̪̳͉͎̞̤̱̞̩͎͕̹̱͓͡D͓̮̝̪̩͈͎̳͔̀͜ͅ]̶̡̡͉̟̩̩͙͙.... 2 days

1. ↑ https://smplive.fandom.com/wiki/Joko