Fag War I

Battle at Bladee City (happened near the end of the war)

- Kuomintang cedes New Zealand to Australia

- Yugoslavia and Kuomintang/Papal States agree to not touch each others borders

-Australia

-Yugoslavia (merged Serbia and Mexico)

**The Coalition**

-Kuomintang

-The Alliance

-Soviet Union (Withdrew after Pip was placed in charge)

-Papal States

**Fag War I** (or The **Great Gaia War**, etc.) is a major global war on GaiaMC. It is the *Entente Powers* (or *Central Powers*), against the *Rebellion*(later called *Coalition*).

## Pre-War

Before the first world war began, tensions had been rising between all global powers with small skirmishes and acts of aggression before the war. Tension were rising and the nation, The Alliance, began to start a coalition called The Rebellion. This Rebellion included Kuomintang and The Alliance.

### Siege of The Mojave

The Seige of The\_Mojave began after Desert\_Bender challenged player Cheerz to a 1v1. This is a known rivalry between the two players but Cheerz called for backup during the 1v1. This began a siege with players: Goth, Flood and Cheerz going against Desert and later on Glint and Oak arriving to the siege as well. They managed to get Desert to 1.5 hearts but the players at the front line could not finish him and Desert began to run into his mine. On his escape he managed to force Cheerz and Flood to use their totems and managed to kill Goth. Desert managed to get away with a technical The Alliance win but also a start of a war that would not be forgotten.

### Assassination of Desert

After negotiations between Cheerz and Desert\_Bender the 2 players decided to meet at Manland, a neutral territory in Soundrolia most known for its arena, for another 1v1, yet Oak, Darklord and Froste were lurking and waiting to attack. Once Desert easily killed Cheerz... Oak, Froste and Qwikk began to attack and overpowered Desert. Most items were returned but some were not found including Desert's sword.

### Battle of West Africa

The Battle of West Africa was the catalyst for the warfare that ensued. On 3/28, Dommond\_Games agreed to 1v1 ProfessorOak\_, but Siri\_OS intervened on Dommond's behalf. Darklord1980 joined fellow jedi ProfessorOak\_, but radicalguydavid also joined on Dommond's behalf. Darklord1980 and ProfessorOak\_ contended with the sith lords, and eventually called in CheerzFearz to help. Cheerz was killed, and Oak escaped swiftly. Darklord1980 was chased through the ocean by Siri\_OS, Dommond\_Games, and radicalguydavid for 30 minutes before losing them. He regrouped with Left and the Jedi Order, explaining what had happened.

## The War

With members of the Galactic Republic running rampant on the server and causing mayhem, tensions reached a boiling point. Finally, a declaration of war was set forward. Two sides were chosen; the **"Entente Powers"**, with the Galactic Republic, Australia and Yugoslavia, and **"The Coalition"**, with Kuomintang, The Alliance, the Soviet Union and the Papal States.

### Battle of The Rhine

At the battle, full scale war broke out with Galactic Republic and Australia going against The Alliance and Kuomintang. Confident with there victory in Africa, SoyPandu of Kuomintang, marched into the Galactic Rhineland lands. They found the city empty, and David feared and attack so he ordered that the other 2 members leave Galatic City. While going through the Dark Oak forest, the 3 members were ambushed by The Galatic Republic and Australia near the border of Holland. Although the Kuomintang did kill Lil\_Goth at the start, the Entente quickly overwhelmed the Kuomintang, and after 5 minutes of constant fighting, Soy was killed. This battle was the first victory for the Entente.

### Attack on Sydney

Fed up with Australia's involvement in the war, Emperor David enlisted 2 Members of the Coalition to help him launch a surprise attack on Sydney to cripple Australia. He baited Left to set up a 1v1, knowing that Left would be naive enough to accept, and when the 1v1 started, Soy ambushed Left and the battle began. Once it began, Oak and Pidge ran to help Left. With a 3v3 setup, Pidge was the first to die to Soy. After this, David and Desert ran after Oak were successful in defeating him and captured his Lightsaber. With Left outnumbered, he toggled PvP so he would not die, and conceded defeat. However, both sides knew that this was only the start of the war.

### Invasion of South Island / Operation Old Zealand

Left enabled Operation Old Zealand, with the Galactic Republic and Serbia joining in with Australia. No one from the coalition showed up to fight. The Australians easily steamrolled through the Island and killed every opposition in their way, setting up Fort Stirner with the Serbians and easilly winning over the southern tip of South Island.

### Bombing of Nanjing

Seagloof and Stirner decided to launch an aerial gassing campaign across Nanjing, and killed 3/4 of a million people and horse.

### Siege of Taipei

The Entente Powers launched a campaign against Taipei, however, Darklord was brutally slaughtered, so the Entente powers had to stay outside for a siege. It is believed that David's horse was sniped by professional ranger **JackaL.**

### Attack on Ireland

Kalukabaka of the Galactic Republic started a raid on Ireland, the town of WhomstyBoi of the Papal States (they had been increasingly more sympathetic to the cause of the Coalition.).

### The Defense of Rome

The Defense of Rome occurred when the Entente attempted to pillage Rome and take their gold. The Pope, being a man of God, stood his ground but did not fight.

### Pillage of CRM

No one likes Indiana, so everyone pillaged it. It got cucked.

### Soviet Withdraw

After Pip was placed as Interim leader of the Soviet Union, Pip decided that the war was too costly for the nation and quietly ordered any Soviet Personnel to withdraw from the skirmishes. This was a loss for the Coalition, and turned the advantage to the Entente Powers.

### Pillage of Switzerland

Darklord1980 decided to siege Switzerland on the morning of Monday, 3/30. He tried to take 150G from Shy\_Shy\_Tomato and decided to leave out of fear, seeing that although Shy\_Shy\_Tomato's nation had threatened the republic, Darklord was too scared. Darklord was forced to knock his own bottom row of teeth out before eventually leaving.

### Battle of Canberra

The following day, Dangerousspectate and Soy both planned a surprise attack on Australia. At the time, Australia only had Left and Creep online. Later Doc joined, and the fight happened. Dangerous and Soy overwhelmed Creep and killed him twice in the battle, and later Doc used two totems before Left toggled PVP and admitted defeat. It was yet another victory in Australia for the Coalition.

### Australian Raiding Campaign / Invasion of Perth

The next day, the Coalition laid out a plan to cripple Australia even more, but this time with the involvment of the Papal States, Kuomintang, and Dangerous. Building off of the Battle of Canberras success, David built a large coalition to pillage Australia and hopefully knock them off the war. The coalition of 5 people first started there attack in Canberra again. They found little resistance there and later moved on to Sydney. It was at this point that Soy killed C0mmunistKill3r, and only Left was left to defend Sydney (nobody from the Galactic Republic seem to get on until nighttime EST, leaving Australia alone to defend itself against the Coalition). It was here where he said he would not toggle pvp. People called him a hypocrite, with him pointing out that neither anyone in the Coalition followed them either. Realizing that Left would not toggle pvp, they moved on to Perth and when they eventually arrived Barren logged off. Realizing that they had to fool Barren to get him to log on, the coalition hid underneath a tunnel and when he logged back, they started the attack. With Barren being heavily outnumbered it became clear to him that there was no victory in this. When David took his horse armor, he said that he would give it back if he joined China. He complied and David annexed it into Kuomintang. It was here where David implanted fake info in Barren, knowing that he would tell Left, and said that the war would end at 7pm when the Rebellion would attack the GR at Rocketcity.

### Siege of England

As Perth was liberated by Australia, an invasion of England was planned. At around 8pm EST, an invasion happened, the three town members of England were easily overwhelmed by the 10 Entente players, with Members of the Coalition not online to help the doomed town.

The ill-equipped defenders didn't stand a chance and this started being apparent when lily was killed by Left and Goth. Unsurprisingly, the Entente won. After the raid, Pip annoyed England enough to deny his request for them to join him. They instead joined the Papal States. Later that night, the Entente attempted an invasion of Ireland while Whomsty\_Boi was offline. The only person left to defend was kartofl\_potato. He killed Seagloof and Stirner by exploiting PVP zones, through shooting the Entente from a no PVP zone, thus being able to deal damage but not be hit. He eventually died to Darklord. This was another victory for the Entente.

### Siege of Nanjing

Darklord1980, Stirner, and other members of the Entente successfully sieged a colony of Nanjing on the night of 3/30, but the Jedi Master quickly found that he was unable to extract any gold from the impoverished province.

### Second Siege of England

On the night of 3/30, Darklord1980 ventured into England by himself and pillaged 15G from them. ArchGamingG, TangyJacko124, and lilycraft132 arrested Darklord1980 swiftly, but the Jedi Master had many tricks up his sleeve. He force pulled his lightsaber towards him and broke out of the cell, facing all three enemies at once. He killed ArchGamingG and lilycraft132 and fled.

### Second Siege of Ireland

On the night of 3/30, Darklord1980, Stirner, and Pidgey sieged Ireland successfully. Darklord1980 was forced to kill kartofl\_potato.

### Battle of Melbourne

The following day, the Coalition showed up at the newly founded Melbourne. The Coalition thought that this would not be another surprise attack as they had done the same thing for the past two days, however the Australians were caught again off guard. The Rebellion forces numbered at about 5, and the Australians (with Yugoslavia's help) numbered at about 4. At the beginning of the battle, Left scored an early lead by killing one of Whomsty's ill-equipped recruits, but this would not shift the battle, as right after, Dangerous killed both Right and Stirner. Pip also took part in this battle after being attacked by Whomsty while watching. After this, the battle raged on for a couple of minutes, but Left, knowing that he was outnumbered, toggled PVP and conceded defeat. This was one of the largest victories for the Rebellion.

### Siege of Fort Stirner

Following the Battle of Melbourne, the Coalition marched on Sydney. But Left, not wanting yet another battle of Sydney, demanded that the battle be taken to New Zealand, where they had a defensive advantage, and that was Fort Stirner. The Coalition, wanting a fight, complied with Left's demands. When they arrived, the Coalition waited for about 10mins for Left to toggle pvp, but while this was happening, Right was bombing the Coalition, which did significant damage throughout the battle. When the siege started, the defenders held up for a while before Dangerous and Vis made it across the wall. Once they entered the fort, many other members of the Coalition entered the fort and easily killed multiple Serbs and Australians in New Zealand. Realizing that the battle was lost and he was the only one alive, Left fled back to Sydney, yet again conceding defeat.

### Siege of Rome

While Qwikk and other Entente forces came and were able to kill karl, Left, Glint and Qwikk failed to take over Rome's gold resulting in no progress in the stalemate. Darklord1980 (Qwikk) then took it upon himself to kill kartofl\_potato and take his Armor and elytra.

### Battle of Bladee City

The Papal States showed up at Bladee City demanding to fight. The Jedi were fully prepared for them, with Lil\_Goth and Qwikk ready to fight them. They had a huge battle, but it quickly turned to the side of the Republic, easily killing Hope and Whomsty, making a massive win for the Entente.

## Treaty of Ewewest

Due to the stalemate in the war, Kuomintang decided to make an armistice with Australia and Yugoslavia (mainly because the Coalition would get victories during one time zone, while the Entente would get victories in another). Australia agreed and used diplomacy and money to pay for the dropping of Chinese protection for New Zealand, however, Shy\_Shy\_Tomato refused to unclaim New Zealand and Italy, resulting in a small continuation of warfare between Australia and Papal States. The Treaty of Ewewest was signed on 3/31, ending the war between Yugoslavia and Australia and Larper faction. All gear was returned, and Pidgey was forced to pay 500G in reparations, Yugoslavia was prohibited from claiming Asia and Italy, as well as Kuomintang from claiming more of Europe. The Papal States was forced to stay out of the Balkans as well. An armistice and non-aggression pact was agreed upon between the parties until 4/31.

## After the War

##### *See: Sino-Galactic War*

The Galactic Republic, surpassing all the other combatants in power, remains at war with Kuomintang and Papal States. When begged to come to a resolution that he did not like, Darklord1980 simply remarked: "A hundred percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me" before slashing the treaty in half with his blue lightsaber and knocking radicalguydavid's bottom row of teeth out.

## Atrocities

* **Kiwi Animal Massacre**
	+ Australians slaughtered almost hundreds of animals in order to clear the battlefield for Fort Stirner to be built. Approximately 2,000 cows, pigs. sheep, and chickens were killed during the invasion of New Zealand.
* **Nanjing Gas Bombing**