Twisted: A Karlson fanfiction

By GregoryYang

Unknown day and month, 20XX. Encrypted email.

*Decrypting...*

You said in your most important speech ever, you wanted to know why they are doing this. So here goes.

Nobody wanted it to happen again. We as a humane, civil species gradually put aside our differences and tried to fix the storm of crap we brought on ourselves. In vain. There were always those entitled voracious corporate authoritarian overlords who messed up our efforts to fix our own problems. Some of them acquired Generic Milk Company Name. Corrupted it. Twisted it. Threw its own employees under the bus. The original mission of the company became a mere idea. The company was corrupted so early on that some people did not even see it as anything but the crime syndicate it has become. I, however, am one of the original researchers. I know what we were meant to do at first and someday, I will complete my mission.

The climate change report claimed we had not reached any of the goals for sustainable development. There were many issues on top of that, so we needed to act fast. The U.N. became a surveillance organization. A global surveillance state is never a good thing, but people viewed it as necessary to save ourselves. We set up groups to fix problems, be it wildfires, deforestation, or in our case, MILK...and robots.

Stupid, right? Well, no. Everyone knew that cows produced a crap ton of gas (no pun intended). In fact, more than all the vehicles in the universe combined. We figured out how to exactly replicate milk by taking genetic information not only from the chemicals in the milk, but even the naturally occurring bacteria. We then collected organic materials and produced our own milk in labs. Long story short, we had figured out how to perfect lab-made milk. That gave us great profits, bought our atmosphere precious time, and saved cows the suffering they had to go through in those horrible, unsanitary industrial farms.

However, remember that part about the entire world being under surveillance? Well, although it led to fewer crimes and increased enforcement of environmental regulations, there were of course those indignant people who loved to not be watched. Not supposed to give my personal opinion but those guys are \*\*\*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\*\*\*. They didn't like all those Interpol officers coming around, knocking on doors making sure we didn't break the carbon output limits, stuff like that. Well, to be fair, nobody did. But those idiots decided to create a freaking movement to "mitigate" the U.N.'s increased authority.

Guess what the fat cats in mink coats did? They manipulated us by tricking us into thinking that the protestors against the U.N. Peacekeepers were a greater threat than they really were. They started a full-on branch of GMCN that produced the robots. When they said it was to protect our workers, cities and other organizations from the protestors, we all trusted them...but they betrayed us, going fully corrupt. They rewrote all of the world's laws giving absolute power to them, then launched a huge flamewar. When people tried to stop them, it was too late. What's that? They're brutally suppressing peaceful protests again? Apes. Looks like we gave GMCN's security branch too much power! They're now suppressing almost the entire population of the U.S. and many other ~~countries~~ CONTINENTS, and Europe, Asia and Africa will soon follow. OOPSIES!

Where's the CEO? Deposed by the greedy idiots. Replaced the entire council with puppets on strings. Fired and even terminated all the genuinely good people and replaced them with mindless "drones", and later actual AI. You would think people would rise up against this, try to get the FBI to launch an investigation, right? Well, of course not. They laced the world's supply of milk we produced with some kind of otherworldly bacteria that wasted away several parts of peoples' minds, then turned them all into cyborgs on their side. That's what became of our military. From a force ready to defend our own families and comrades to a mindless group of red idiots with glasses.
The most dangerous individuals and groups were simply...brainwashed.

We need to stop them. Make GMCN...well...not great again. Nothing can save it's reputation now. But at least let it serve its true purpose. Please, help us, Karlson, or you too will live under despotism.

-~~Your mom~~ The guy who made the documents

P.S. ~~WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT DRINK THE MILK. THE MILK IS A LIE. YOU WILL LOSE EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND LOVE. AND DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE DRILL.~~