Harlastan

Harlastan is the leader of the free world on planet Earth.

The Harlastani Republic was originally known as the Dominion of Harlastan (Canada in our timeline). During World War II, Harlastan, which was much more populated and powerful than our timeline's Canada, was at war with the Chop Reich, Orginially the United Chop States. This war eventually ended in Allied victory over the Chop Reich, and the Annexation of the Chop Reich into Harlastan. During this process, the capital of Harlastan was moved from Lattropolis (Ottawa) to Gaytona Beach, a city in the middle of Lake Bonneville, while Harlastani leaders began to adopt customs and the culture from the original Chop States.

### Founding of the United Chop States

The United States declared independence from Gay Britain in 1776, due to, among many reasons, the British king's decision to begin taxing weed imports to the American colonies. One of the most famous sayings of the time being "Give me gas, or give me death!".

#### Weed Ride of Paul Revere

On the night of April 18th, 1775, Paul Revere rode on horseback to warn colonists that the British opps were coming to steal their loud.

##### The Revolutionary War

The Revolutionary war was fought against Gay Britain from April 19, 1775 to September 3rd, 1783, and ended with the independence of the UCS. Major battles include Valley Forge, where commander of the continental army, George Wockington, made the first ever lean and wocky slush to give to his troops.

After the UCS victory in the Revolutionary war, George Wockington was elected as the first president of the United States for his heroic role during the Revolutionary war.

##### The War of 1812

Immediately following the Chop Revolution, during the Napoleonic Wars, the UCS declared war on Gay Britain while the UCS thought that it was distracted by the war in Europe. This was a mistake, because the Harlastanis, still under british rule, completely shat on the UCS. After the hotboxing of the white house, the The Chop States surrendered to the British forces, who would go on to annex the territories in grey.

##### Harlastan Dominion

After the war of 1812, Harlastan was given more autonomy by the British, and entered a golden age under the leadership of Geronimo Stilton.

### The Civil War

The Chop States Civil war started when northern states started demanding the end of slavery in the south, whose economy was primarily built off of hemp farming.
During the beginning of the war, the North did surprisingly well for their size, notably general William Sherman, who led an army to hotbox the entirety of Atlanta, and to hotbox all of the settlements from there to Savannah.

Despite the early Northern victories, the South eventually won the war, with all states except for Ohio, led by Sherman, and Deseret in the west.

##### Annexation of Ohio

In the late 1860's, Ohio, The Oregon Trail, and Southern California, under pressure from its own people and from the Harlastani Prime Minister, Theodore Roosevelt, joined Harlastan in effort to protect itself from the Confederate Chop States (CCS).

##### The Great War

Being a dominion of Gay Britain, Harlastan joined World War I on the side of the entente.

##### Post-2000s

On September 11th, 2001, a Harlastani town, named 2Fort was destroyed by a Taliban leader under using the alias "Scout", causing the deaths of at least 32 people.