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UNEM

The UNEM (United Nations of Earth and Mars) is the governing body of humanity.

> Earth largely controls the politics of the UNEM and always has, much to the disdain of those on Mars. Mars is known for being a planet largely controlled by corporations and the wealthy, as once terraformation was well underway and large swaths of Mars became habitable, it was a Wild West for profit-seekers as the UNEM (then just the UNE) couldn't keep up with the masses of people migrating to Mars and the private interests getting their footholds on the "new world." Eventually when the UNE sought to bring both planets under one system of government (UNEM), there was a lot of controversy, eventually leading to the Martian Independence Rebellion (MIR) as both private citizens and the corporations wanted to be free of the "old world's" (Earth's) control and go their own way, as they knew they'd ultimately be subject to whatever Earth wanted and that Earth's interests would always take precedent (and they weren't wrong about that). However, the MIR was eventually crushed by the UNE and the UNEM was formed. A second MIR eventually occurred, but it was squashed even quicker. Ultimately, it was the revelation of the Coalition, the prior quelling operations, and the knowledge that the Coalition would return again that forced everyone's hand into working together to combat a mutual threat, bringing us to where we are now. Though things are still divisive between the two planets and the politics tend to be bitter, the UNEM has never been stronger or more unified.
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June And The Magical Food (Little Einsteins Lost Episode)

This, is me. I think it's apparent I need to rethink my life a little bit. Hope that got your attention. Anyways, the name is Gary Morris. I was a principal at Silverton High School before it got torn down by a tornado. Because of that, I needed to find another job somewhere else in the USA.

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Pinkie Pie Goes To Walmart (My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Lost Episode

Listen up, I'm gonna tell you a story about a hedgehog, a fox and an echidna. So go over to the carpet, take off your shoes and sit criss cross applesauce. One day, Sonic, Tails and Knuckles were walking down Green Hills until they stumbled upon a junk yard. Oh milk me, I was reading you a story about Sonic. Ahem. What I am going to do is tell you that one of my favorite shows out there is My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. Before I tell you what My Little Pony is, let me ask you this. Do you go shopping at Walmart? I do. Now of course there are other grocery stores I could be shopping at, but I like Walmart.

The best thing I like to get from the store are their cereals. I've tried nearly all of them. The ones I hate are the Sour Patch Kids cereal, and there's also a cereal based on Ryan's World. But that's not important. Basically I'm here to tell you about a lost episode of the show I came across one day. To introduce myself, my name is Jo March. I am a 15 year old girl raised in Gettysburg. Most times when I go to do my job at Walmart, I have to bring my little sister Amy with me. Now about Amy, according to the original version of Little Women, the original Amy March is 12, but to me, I see her as a 8 or 9 year old girl.

Amy is a pest when she's at Walmart. One time, the store had to kick her out for a week because she was seen eating all the lunchables without paying for them.

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Soulcalibur IV Cursed Copy

When I say hip hop, you say Harry. Hip hop. Ha ha ha, you thought that you were going to be reading a lost episode of Hip Hop Harry, but as Lex Luthor once said, "Wrong!" Well then, I'm going to tell you something. I am the biggest fan of the Soul Calibur franchise. The reason for being the biggest fan is because I enjoy the landscapes of the stages and most of the characters in my opinion are likable. My favorite installment of the game is Soulcalibur IV. I remember that when I was 4 or 5 years old, I was watching my brother Arthur playing it on the PS3.

In fact, speaking of which, I knew how to say many words in the game like Loading for example. I thought the game looked fascinating. I encountered the game again in 2013 when I saw the game on the shelf. A few years later, I was 9 years old in 2013. As my brother who now looks like Mr DuBros went off to work, I felt the great opportunity to check out the game again. I thought the graphics looked stylish. But after a few days of playing, the disc for some reason got scratched.

I tried many ways to fix the disc like washing it with water, but my mother who was Gloria at the time said that it was no use prevaricating about the bush and I had to throw the disc away. What she was trying to say was that the game could no longer work.

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Вервольфы

**Вервольфы** - так же известные в простонародье, как оборотни. Звероподобные существа, что выглядят словно прямоходящие волки, но в разы крупнее, чем любой из них. В отличие от носферату и псиоников, они могут размножаться естественным образом, а по сему требуют ещё большего контроля со стороны церкви - нельзя давать плодится этим тварям, больше чем по одному щенку, а иначе нас ждёт эпидемия звероподобных существ, что способны обращаться в людей. Оборотни не могут контролировать свою звериную натуру, а от того, зачастую впадают в кровавую ярость - такого только глушить или убивать. И да благословит вас Адам, ибо утихомирить громадину крайне сложно даже оравой!
Humans

A Virtus Knight of the UNEM.

Humans hail from the planet Earth.

### Lifespan

> The *average* human lifespan (emphasis on "average") is ~180-200 years old. Again, though, I stress "average," as it probably isn't too uncommon for some people to live to, say, 210 years old or a little longer, just as we hear of people today living to well past 100 years old.
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Beth's Sickness (Tales of Little Women Lost Episode)

Growing up, my dad nor anyone in my other family allowed me to listen to rock and roll, metal, nor death metal. It's because my father who happened to be a coachman said that listening to that music would send me straight to hell. Well at least I'm not in hell yet! You see, my son Dax was a huge fan of the band Twisted Sister. And every night after dinner, he would go up to his room, get on his guitar and play along to one of their songs. The worst part though? On the day when I felt like I had enough of him, I asked him what he wanted to do with his life and he said he wanted to rock.

And then he played a loud guitar solo sending me out the window. My god was my son a jerk back then. But hey, it's a good thing I'm alive, cause without me, I wouldn't be telling you this story. Anyways, one of my favorite TV shows while growing up as a kid would have to be Tales of Little Women. It first premiered in Japan in 1987 and debuted in America in 1988. The show is based on the novel by Louisa May Alcott. I loved watching it because of the animation, the nice character designs and just about everything else.

The best part though was watching it every morning while eating either french toast, pancakes or waffles with syrup and drinking milk. And of course, there were sides of eggs, bacon, sausage and hash browns.

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Why I Was Not In Mickey's Fun Songs

Has this ever happened to you? You grow up in the 90's, you're still using VCR cause movies on DVD don't exist at that time and you pop in a VHS starring Mickey Mouse. It's not your average cartoon compilation like those super old video tapes, apparently, Mickey Mouse used to have his own sing along series. It would be titled Mickey's Fun Songs. The first episode in the series is Beach Party at Walt Disney World. You want to know why the hell I'm mentioning this? Well here's why. Back in 1994, I was still a young girl acting on a christian kids show known as Cedarmont Kids. One day in 1994, I was playing on my Nintendo Game Boy jamming out to some Tetris while my dad came home from the grocery store.

I welcomed him back home and saw all the groceries he bought. He had gotten cereals like Froot Loops, Cocoa Puffs, Apple Cinnamon Cheerios, Honey Comb and Cinnamon Toast Crunch. He also picked up some fruits, vegetables, meats, bread, eggs, milk, cheese and plenty of other groceries. My dad asked if I liked what I saw. I said yes to him and then he grabbed out a bag from Blockbuster Video saying that he got a video for me. Apparently, it was a video tape featuring the Disneyland/Walt Disney World portrayals of Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse with some kids who looked between the ages of 8-11.

I asked my dad if this was the latest episode of the Disney Sing Along Songs episode, only that they changed the logo.
The Summer Camp (Tales of Little Women Lost Episode)

You may think I'm happy, you may think I'm sad, you may think I'm crazy, you may think I'm mad. But hang on to your seats and listen right here, I'm gonna tell you something that'll burn your ear. Oh, my bad. I was in the middle of singing The Michael Rosen Rap. Where are my manners? Ahem. Allow me to introduce myself. The name is Barley Strait. I am a man who works for an appliance store installing microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries, refrigerators and color TV's. I have a favorite co worker at my job. He doesn't have a name so my boss and I just call him Wilbur Bobinski. Now when I work with Wilbur, he tends to slack off during his job.

One time, he messed with some sort of machine that's a heater and an air conditioner from my point of view. He even froze himself, and because of that, I couldn't microwave his entire body, so I had to chop his head off. But it's okay, because the operation was successful. Now our boss Scheherazade, try to say that 3 times fast. Scheherazade is very strict. Whenever an employee or customer wanted to file a complaint about our store, she would just tell them to shut up. And she even yelled at Wilbur just for watching the shower scene to Fly Away Home during his lunch break. Do you think I should just quit my job? Oh yeah, sometime in the future I will.

Anyways, when I'm at home most days after a hard day of work, I like to sit down on my sofa and watch Tales of Little Women. Man, I love that show with a burning passion. The characters are beautiful and so is my babe Jo March. Well, I'm not married to her, just in love with the character on the show. Basically, I have come across a lost episode of the show and it was crazy I tell you. So about a long time ago, I agreed to go on a vacation to a forest for a camping trip. The people who would be going along on the trip are Andrei Bradford, Jason Teal and Guy Fieri. We obviously needed to shop at the mall for our camping supplies as we didn't have everything for going camping

While in the mall, I got a call from Wilbur Bobinski saying that he and Scheherazade that they would be coming along on the trip due to their other vacations getting cancelled by a blizzard far away from where we lived. Now apparently, it was close to Christmas and we all need a little vacation at some point, right? My trip to the mall was so fucking atrocious. There were some bratty little girls scattered through the place, the worst one was Anne Boonchuy, a girl from Amphibia. Apparently, the reason for her behavior was because that her grandmother wouldn't be coming for Christmas.

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VeggieTales: Lenny and the Lost Birthday 2011 Bootleg VHS

So, if you guys watched the episode, "VeggieTales: Robin Good and His Not So Merry Men" there's a short story included called "Lenny and the Lost Birthday" this story goes back to June 2021, after getting some VeggieTales Chick-Fil-A CDs from eBay, it came with some black tape but with real blood on it, the sticker label read "Lenny and the Lost Birthday", I said to myself, "Something seems fishy but, I'll go view this tape", I went into the basement in an abandoned room that my family doesn't use anymore, I popped the tape into an old VCR and the tape started.

## The VHS

* Although the episode was done in Widescreen, it was edited to Fullscreen, anyways, the intro played and the countertop was normal, Larry was sad about losing his hamster and Eddie felt lonely after moving to a new school, Bob then came in with a book to read to Larry and Eddie, however the story was normal at first, with Lenny Laboe as Junior Asparagus losing his birthday the story was normal until he told his Mom he didn't want any dinner and wants to go to bed, afterwards, he see him lying on his bed and treated into his dreams and everyone is very mean to Lenny, including his parents and friends, Lenny getting Detention for no reason and his friends were cutting ties with him, his parents grounded him for no reason, what was that all about?! Lenny woke up at midnight and started crying and told the Audience, "I've the worst ever life in the world, there's nothing special about me", he then commited suicide by hanging himself from his window, the next morning, his parents came in and there were crying over their son's death and their daughter Libby was happy about it.
* We then go back to the countertop where real humans are bullying Eddie, calling him names like the N word, suddenly Eddie was screaming and crying he pulled out a gun and killed himself. Larry then sobbed saying he can't live with his hamster anymore and then jumped off the countertop and splattered into Cucumber remains on the floor, Bob then started crying too, he then told the Kids, "Remember kids, God Made you Special and he loves you Very Much, VeggieTales is Cancelled! Goodbye forever!" Bob then lifted up Qwerty over him and Qwerty landed on Bob and what I could see was a bunch of Tomato Juice pouring out from Qwerty.
* I couldn't believe this tape, I got it out of the VCR and after unplugging the VCR, I literally threw it over the tape and the Tape was smashed and flattened to bits and I promised myself I'll never see "Lenny and the Lost Birthday" again.
Julie And Annabelle's Mistaken Killzone Session

It was a beautiful day on the island of Sodor. No, That isn't right. It was a splendid evening in the city of Bethlehem. There were 2 sweet little girls named Julie and Annabelle. They took care of their garden whenever it needed watering. Whenever their parents went out for the evening most times, They would play PS3 games and watch very scary movies.

Julie and Annabelle came from a TV show called Cherub Wings. That's C,H,E,R,U,B. One day, Julie invited Annabelle over to her house to play Killzone. When Annabelle arrived, She forgot to bring the Killzone game over because she owned it and completely forgot it. So they went down to GameStop and bought Killzone 3, Their favorite game in the series.

But they couldn't seem to find it. That's when the GameStop employee named Sully offered them a strange copy of the game in a bootleg DVD case. And the game was supported for the console they owned. Julie and Annabelle thanked the employee and headed back to their house.

They put the game in the console and it worked good.

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Why I Don't Like Cedarmont Kids

Well hi there strange person. I never knew you would walk in here to read or hear this story. My name is JFK. I'm a teenage version of a president who was shot down but I got turned into a teen. Crazy story yes? Well, I'm changing things up a bit. I'm not gonna curse in this story! Why exactly? Because this story I'm about to tell you is all about Cedarmont Kids. Now what exactly is Cedarmont Kids? Well, from what I can tell, it's a christian children band that sings songs from the bible and they usually sing silly songs.

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Anne of Green Gables - Anne's Bath (Deleted Version)

To me, there will never be another PBS Kids show like Anne of Green Gables: The Animated Series. It was one of my childhood cartoons and I'd watch it on a daily basis on a channel that ran PBS Kids shows 24/7. The main reason I like the show is because the animation is superb and the voice acting is amazing.

My favorite episode of the show would have to be "Carrots." Now the main reason I adore that episode is because the concept is interesting. To those who have not heard of this show's episode,

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The Prince Of Egypt Bootleg Version

🎵I've been working on the railroad, all a live long day. I've been working on the railroad, just to pass the time away. Can't you hear the whistle blowing, rise up so early in the morn. Can't you hear the captain shouting, Dinah, blow your horn!🎵

Oh, hey. Sorry, didn't see you enter. To start this off, my name is Dave Seville.

As a music artist, I fucking hate chipmunks. Why? Because the ones I adopted cause a lot of mischief. Plus, they can fucking talk! The worst one is Alvin. He has done far too much shit to the point where I wanna kick him out of my house including having a house party while I’m away, nearly killing me while having a concert, trashing my house with a lot of food and more.

God those retard chipmunks. Calm down Dave, that’s not what you have to talk about. Anyways, I’m here because I have had a strange encounter with a fucking bootleg version of a movie called The Prince of Egypt. For those of you who have not seen or at least heard about it, The Prince of Egypt tells the story about Moses and Ramses who are brothers and one of them are separated to do other jobs such as Ramses becoming king of Egypt and Moses having powers that came from gods.

Well, I discovered a fucking bootleg version of this movie that my friend Dakota Fanning told me about. One day, I was just at my house hanging out on Zoom with my friends who are named Richard Fatchurd, Princess Clara, Stephen Fry, Isaiah Vargas, Mr Hector, Asia Argento, Bootleg Splinter, Walter Big and Andie. We all had a discussion about how chipmunks were a threat to me.

I know the disease of 2020 isn’t in my world but I like getting in contact with my friends by video call. I later ended the meeting so I could move on. All of a sudden I got a knock on the door. I was greeted by Billy Bob Tanley and Colonel Sanders giving me an award of 125 bucks. I took it and I wondered what I should do with it.

Hours later, I made my decision, I decided that I should spend it on a few movies at a video store. So I did. 2 hours later, I got another knock at my door. I opened the door to see Dakota Fanning telling me about a weird version of The Prince Of Egypt. I told her that I’ll check it out soon.

Later that night, I was sleeping in my bed until I heard the doorbell ring. I opened the door to see the Ashley girls from Recess selling girl scout cookies at 1:00 in the morning. I told them that I am stuffed and they left. I went to sleep on the couch since I did not want to climb up any stairs.

The next morning, I got up and went to my backyard to shower by using a hose. It’s a good thing no one sees me completely nude through the windows so I don’t get arrested. Anyways, I went walking down the streets and spotted some people at the bus stop in which I met some familiar people named Clock King, Neddie, Bobbie, Laura, Wes Anderson and Lori Loud.

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The Impossible Quiz Book Bootleg Version

I really hate being a news anchor for Kadic Academy now. Why? It's because my perhaps worst enemy Elisabeth Delmas, or better known as Sissi as some people call her just ripped off the head of my teddy bear from my childhood. Eventually, I quit being a news anchor after the events. But luckily, that son of a bitch Elisabeth got put on a 3 week suspension from Kadic Academy. Well, for some explanation, what I'm trying to say is that she will be doing school from home instead of here at the academy. It seems quite strange that I would even write about this.

But, what am I really writing here? You see, a couple weeks ago, I was introduced to a bootleg version of a flash game known as The Impossible Quiz Book. Allow me to go through some details of the game. So, The Impossible Quiz Book is the third installment of the Impossible Quiz series. It tells a story of Chris the cat having what's known as a book of the game's main title. Eh, not sure why I had to mention that but what the heck. Moving on. Some aliens which are called Phlovomites (That's Flo-vo-mite for pronunciation) are after the book for some odd reason. The game consists of 3 chapters which are themed. The first chapter being standard impossible quiz, the second being video game themed, and the last one being time travel.

Anyways, that's all I can give you. By now, you're probably wondering what this story has to do with Kadic Academy like I mentioned earlier. Well, my name is Milly Solovieff. I'm presumably in the 6th grade and was once a news anchor for school. One day, I was in my room reading some Dr. Seuss when my good friend Tamiya came in saying that we're having a new roommate. The new roommate walked in and his name was B Dup. From my point of view, he looked like someone from a Rockstar game like Grand Theft Auto. I dunno, that's just how I see it.

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Thomas And The Magic Railroad Bootleg Version

When you're a superhero, life's a balancing act. Each day, you have to fight villains from either taking over the world or destroying a city. It's not often that you'll either die by a villain or get hit. Wait, you think I'm Superman. Nope, that's not me. Let me introduce myself. My name is Kat Alua. I'm a magical 17 year old girl who can float.

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A Visit From Jenny Foxworth (Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Lost Episode)

Hello my faith buddies, or at least you are my buddies if you love how I look. My name is Athena Asamiya. If I could take a wild guess, I'm presumably in my high school years and at least 15-16 years old. Now listen, I have a massive problem going on. You see, I have an enemy, his name is Saiki. Anyways, the main issue is that I recently challenged him to a game of Super Smash Bros. In the challenge, he said that if I won the game, he'll pay me all of his money, and if I won, you wanna know what he said? He said that if he won, I have to give him all my clothes and walk to places I want to go while completely naked.

In fact, when I see his face, his sexy ass face, I sense he's perverted. Since when do perverts have such a shiny face? Anyways, I better cut that talk and discuss something else. Now lemme see what else I can talk about. Oh yes, about the human animal... No no no no, that's a much different story. Ahem. You see, this all started on a rainy day. I was at school eating a sandwich that had peanut butter, bananas, jelly and bacon. I know, that's likely the most disgusting sandwich combination you ever heard, but I thought it was good.

During lunch, my good friend Anne Joestar came by to my table and asked me how my day was going. I replied by saying that it was okay so far. She proceeded to tell me of her most recent trip on a boat. As our talk went on, our principal known as Mr Chu asked me to step into his office. But before doing so, I asked if I was in trouble but he said no. So I went to his office like he asked and sat down. Chu proceeded to tell me that since I was the most highest straight-A student of all time, I would receive 3 weeks of doing no school work and I could do whatever I like.

By the time 4th period came, I walked into my teacher's class. My 4th period teacher's name is Matt Damon, and no he isn't that aardvark from Arthur.

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One Piece - Nami and Carrot's Suicide

Does anyone know about the TV show One Piece? It used to be a comic. I used to watch it outside with my friends at lunch. They even liked how my youtube channel went, But one time, There was obviously a lost episode that KBS (Korean Broadcasting System) purposely aired on purpose. One of the creators of the show were fired and sent away. My friend Josh told me once. And i thought, I'd tell it to you too.
I Got A Talking Princess Twilight Sparkle And Regretted It

I'm going to tell you a secret. But first, you have to promise me you won't laugh. It isn't that one secret from that story about lost episodes being found again. Okay, here's the secret. I love My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. Why? Well if you just shut up for 5 minutes and let me explain my story. It all started in December 2013. I was a 10 year old boy when I was with my mom who was Miss Finch and my grandmother who was Widow Tweed were on a special trip.

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Neighbor Rivalry (Cherub Wings Lost Segment)

Good day my guys, It's ya boy Nick Persons about to tell you a story of a show that all of us are not familiar with. What show is it is the question? The show you may be thinking of is called Cherub Wings. Now what is Cherub Wings exactly? Well from what I know is that it's about an angel named Cherub who learns that the truly great heroes in God's eyes are those who are willing to be humble, just like Jesus was on earth (Matthew 25:40). It teaches children about respecting others and showing kindness and courtesy.

Now I was unaware of this show's existence for a long time. How? Well, it's probably because that I haven't been to church in a super long time. Why? Because there was somehow an accident at church where my 2 kids named Kevin and Lindsey threw up on this mighty fine girl named Kiki.

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Mindy Moves In (The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy Lost Episode)

There's some sort of rodent I hate. Which rodent is it? Mice. Mice will always come and look for cheese I eat. The worst ones are white mice. One of them even talks like Jackie Chan which bothers me. Hang on a sec, doesn't that sound awfully familiar to a story I read a long time ago? Well I briefly apologize. Anyways, let me discuss myself. My name is James Suggs. Some people may refer to me as Benson. I used to work for airport security but I lost my job due to animal trouble.

Well, honestly I dealt with a few talking chipmunks because they caused a lot of mischief for me. But thankfully, those days were over. I usually just go around the block and I watch TV at my house. I like watching shows such as Bear In The Big Blue House, South Park, Fanboy & Chum Chum, and my favorite show of all time. The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy. If you haven't seen it, The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy is a show about a mismatched pair of youngsters who befriend the Grim Reaper after winning a limbo contest against him. Since the Grim Reaper lost, he has to be their friend, and the three go on adventures together. Between school, family and visitors from the spirit world, Billy and Mandy sometimes need help to clean up the messes they get themselves into, and that's where Hos Delgado comes in. Hos and the Grim Reaper are not friends, and with Mandy's bossy nature and Billy's curious attitude funny escapades ensue.

Now I like this show for a few reasons. 1, the animation is well done and the acting is splendid, 2, most of the characters are likable and what not. That's all the reasons I have. But turns out that I have a problem with one of the characters. The character's name would be Mindy. She's a ginger haired girl and the only way I have a problem with her is when my friend named Mr Wonga is in the room. He for some reason doesn't like ginger haired people. I tried taking him to a school for different skin colors but he never graduated.

I can't even look at the character when I'm around Mr Wonga. Anyways, I managed to come across this lost episode of The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy that seemed funny but somewhat unclear. Here's the story. I got a new job for a taco place. The restaurant I work for is entitled Tacos For All Kinds of Noids. I worked at the cash register taking people's orders.

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Oh See Dee

“FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!” I yell out, sweat pouring down my face as I melt away from the stress of the situation. There is my mother, my perfect, caring and understanding mother, lying on the floor semi-conscious after the nasty fall she just had. I turn her over to lay her on her back and I immediately notice the swelling. She must have hit her head on the floor when she face planted under the dining room table. The blood is overwhelming the white tile floor, flowing steadily from a large gash on the left side of her neck. She must have caught the corner of the glass tabletop.

“You know I always stack school books on those tiles over there! That was so stupid and clumsy, Mom!”

I can’t stop looking at the gash in her neck. The swelling has spread across her forehead so it looks to be evenly distributed. But that gash, on the one side of her neck…it just isn’t right. She knows I can’t be put in situations like this, never been able to handle them well at all. I love my mother dearly and I can’t just watch her bleed out of that gash. I have got to do something!

“Mom, listen to me, you have got to stay still! Do you understand? This may hurt a bit but you CANNOT move or it is just going to be worse. I’ll be right back!”

I run to the kitchen, “2, 3, 2” and click the light switch 6 times. As I approach the knife stand, I make sure to rub the green wall counter-clockwise 24 times and clockwise 24 times before I lift every knife in the block until I settle on the one that feels the best, the paring knife. I skip two tiles left, 3 tiles forward and two tiles right until I am even with my mother. As I bend down over her, I make sure that I even up the blade opposite her neck from the existing gash.

“Mom, quit moving, you are going to mess up my line! Once it is perfectly symmetrical, I’ll get you a towel and call the ambulance okay! Stay calm!”
When Mr Hector Took A Tractor (Reading Rainbow Lost Episode)

Being an airport person is a very hard job. I help build planes and I usually show a school class what an airport looks like. It's not often that once in a while, you'll retire from your job or most likely get fired. Well, after years of working outdoors and indoors, I quit. But none of this is important, what I'm here to tell you about is a lost episode of Reading Rainbow I encountered once.

My name is Abel. I was an airport worker in the Street Fighter world, but I moved out since I had problems dealing with this pesky girl named Sakura. And no, not that cardcaptor, there's someone else named Sakura. I guess I could say she attends a high school all the way in Japan.

There's a lost episode of Reading Rainbow that looked funny. For those of you who have not watched Reading Rainbow, It centers around a man named Levar Burton who teaches people about the basics of life and how to read. I remember watching Reading Rainbow when I was a little boy. I had a nice caring daycare worker named Chuck Long.

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Bubbles Runs Away (The Powerpuff Girls Lost Episode)

Some people say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but look at all the choices that I have to make. There's baked beans, Kool Aid, an egg sandwich from McDonald's and a bowl of Nutter Butter cereal. Do I enjoy eating breakfast? Well yes, but my breakfast diet includes the 4 things I just mentioned. I eat these things anyway and I still look skinny. But have you noticed how big my badonkers are in Fairytail? And by badonkers, I mean my breasts. Okay, let me get that out of here for a few minutes. My name is Lucy Heartfilia, I'm 17, on my own kind of diet and I still fight bad guys in Fairytail.

I'll also tell you about my lunch and dinner diet. For lunch, I eat a peanut butter, banana, jelly and mayonnaise sandwich, a bowl of Chef Boyardee Beefaroni, cold apple cider, a fruit salad and a plate of green beans just to add a little something healthy. And lastly, the dinner consists of spaghetti with alfredo sauce, gravy and cheese curds, an ultimate cheeseburger with no mustard from Jack In The Box, roasted bell peppers, pancakes with Oreo crumbs and ice cream and lemonade with apple juice in it.

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The Reunion of Muddy & Dallas (Beavis & Butt-Head Lost Episode)

Whenever I go to weddings, I usually happily cry. Why? Because someone just got married to another person who looked lovely. You know, I had a girlfriend. Her name was Sherry. She was planning to go to the promo with me but we both were killed by this mysterious killer named the prowler. However, Sherry died but for me, I secretly survived. How? I have no idea.

I know who you are gonna ask me. Why am I writing this when I'm supposed to be dead? Well, as I said, I survived my death. Anyways buckeroo, I got a question. Did you ever watch this show called Beavis & Butt-Head? For those of you who haven't seen it, Beavis & Butt-Head is about 2 boys that are named you know who. They basically go around the block or sometimes they sit in their homes watching TV and being couch potatoes.

But they do get into bad stuff. In fact, there was an episode of the show where Beavis & Butt-Head set fire to a comedy club. It got banned because some 5 year old boy set fire to his camper killing his younger sister. Even my father who was Mayor Muldoon demanded I don't grow up being like these guys. And you're lucky, cause I didn't.

Anyways, my name is Carl. I lived in a city called Avalon where a big prom happened before. I wasn't able to go because of slasher reasons. Long ago, I discovered something called a time machine. I went in it along with my father. We now live in the year 2022. I heard a lot of rumors from the 2020's. There was a big pandemic that affected millions of people.

But since it cleared in the funnypasta world, It hasn't in the real world yet. There's a lost episode of Beavis & Butt-Head that was funny and it made me stop happily crying everytime I go to weddings. It all started when I was at my job. I work at a Toys R Us like company making toys to stock the shelves. Being a toy maker is hard. It's like I work in Santa's workshop with a bunch of elves.

Unfortunately, I don't live in the north pole. Anyways, I work with all these familiar people whose names are Princess Clara, Frankie C, Carlo Falcone, Willie Cicci, Snowden, Neddie, Ernie and Jack Frost. Most days, we talk about how we could become one of Santa's elves in the future. And no, this story does not take place at the time of christmas.

All of a sudden, this crazy fat man named Chief Tannabok came in saying, "Miguel & Tulio just got married, so I'm allowing you guys to take a week off work." Now who were these familiar people named Miguel and Tulio? I don't know. As I was on my way home, I passed by the Pixar animation studio. By the way, I now live in Emeryville.

While staring at the Pixar logo and the far away Pixar lamp, I heard a voice say, "Hey there, did you just move in from stupid town?" I looked behind me and I saw someone who worked at the goofy goober ice cream parlor. I replied saying, "No peanut head!" I then drove away.

(More to come)
Игра Кошмаров

**"Игра кошмаров"** *(悪夢ゲーム - произношение Akumu gēmu) английское Nightmare game* - это поле для сражений, созданное темной силой правителя "Кошмаров" - Мефелиса. Оно создано для игры в Авангард, чтобы создать крепкие узы между игроком и его юнитами. Однако подобная связь порождает печальный эффект в виде переноса боли юнита на человека (бойца). Люди не получают реального урона, но ощущают сильную боль от каждой на атаки Авангард. Умереть в "Игре Кошмаров" нельзя, однако от боли игроки зачастую теряют сознание. В этом случае победителем станет тот, кто останется в сознании.

Проигравший в "Игре Кошмаров" теряет свою колоду и часть души. Его воины оказываются запечатаны в "Измерении снов", а сам он лишается чего-то очень дорогого. Какого-то качества или явления, в случае Шихо это был голос, который очень важен для нее и её работы идола. "Игра Кошмаров" может меняться, в зависимости от того кто её использует. Ято использовал её чтобы запирать в "Измерении снов" своих врагов, в их числе Сендо Айчи.

**Физическое проявление** - её может активировать человек обладающий "Клятвой". Между двумя игроками создаются прозрачные поля, с фиолетовым сиянием. Темный туман окутывает руки бойцов создавая оковы, приковавшие бойцов к полям. Оно так же может материализовать существ, что становится слегка опасно для окружения, на котором ведется бой.
Shadow Loses Her Mind (Bear In The Big Blue House Lost Episode)

All of us have a childhood cartoon. What's your favorite show? My favorite show would have to be Bear In The Big Blue House. For those of you who haven't watched it, Bear In The Big Blue House centers around an orange bear who lives with his friends Tutter, Ojo, Pip, Pop and Treelo. Back in the day, I never liked the show as a little kid because of one character named Shadow. In about every episode, she would tell Bear and the audience a story by singing.

The way the animated shadows talked and moved kind of disturbed me. But I soon growed out of it. Oh and speaking of Shadow, there's a lost episode centered around that character. Here's the story. Hi, I'm Derek Bum and I'm declaring war on cartoons. Why? Because the cartoons we sometimes watch rot our brains. But that's mostly for children and other people who sit in front of the television.

Let me tell you a bit about myself. I was a man who worked for a british commercial company but got fired numerous times all because I destroyed people's furniture and toilets. Come on! It was literally for comedy. Anyways, I'm here to tell you about a missing episode of Bear In The Big Blue House which was a combination of dark and funny.

(More to come)
Тацунаги Кайто

Кайто в форме академии "Орион"

### Тёти и дяди:

Тацунаги Такуто (дядя); Тацунаги Ному (дядя); Сендо Корин (тётя); Яхаги Рекка (тётя)

## Колода

### Связаный юнит:

Высший кристальный дракон, Алмаз

Второстепенный персонаж "CFV: Evolution - Travel to Europe". Старший брат Литы, и кузен Такуто, обучающийся в Частной академии "Орион".

## Личность

Кайто спокойный молодой человек. Дядюшка очень трепетно относится к его воспитанию и проявлению чувств, утверждая что на первое место всегда стоит ставить разум. Разум - выше эмоций, таковы учения дядюшки и Академии в целом. Однако несмотря на это, Кайто вовсе не против проявлять их вне Академии, в компании сестры и её друзей. Кайто имеет сильную связь с Алмазом, он может слышать своего воина, но не слушать, думая, что подсказки воинов в бою не так важны как просчитывание ходов и всевозможные ответвления.

## Внешность

У Кайто голубые волосы с завитком на челке, он очень похож на маму. Глаза аквамариновые, а кожа немного бледная. Ходит в основном в форме академии.

## Отношения

### Тацунаги Суйко

У него сложные отношения с мамой. Он её любит, но не понимает, почему его отдали на обучение в другую страну. Однако, старается не разочаровать её и когда мама звонит, он улыбается, и мягко рассказывает о своей жизни.

### Тацунаги Лита

Он очень любит свою маленькую сестренку, но из-за расстояния, они общались не так часто. При встрече возникает неловкое молчание и желание поскорее сбежать. У парнишки возникает сильная вина, которая грызет его, ведь он оставил сестру. Он не знает как завязать с ней разговор и имеет ли он на это право.

### Сендо Такуто

С кузеном у него более теплые отношения, возможно потому что они не так близки.

## Мелочи

* Кайто обладает превосходным талантом в написанию программ и поиску информации.
* Он имеет сильную связь с Креем, и отличное шестое чувство.
Тацунаги Ному

Ному в полный рост

## Семья

### Братья и сестры:

Тацунаги Такуто (брат); Сендо(Тацунаги) Корин (сестра); Тацунаги Суйко (сестра); Яхаги (Тацунаги) Рекка

Второстепенный персонаж "CFV: Evolution - Travel to Europe". Он последний наследник семьи Тацунаги, так как детей у него нет.

## Личность

Тацунаги Ному - крайне консервативный человек, приверженец старых традиций. Он не воспринимает своими родственниками Суйко, Корин и Рекку, несмотря на то, что их принял в семью Такуто. Только он по мнению Ному является кровным родственником семьи Тацунаги. Он не очень приятный человек, закостенелый, и упрямый до чертиков. Если он что-то решил, выбить это из его головы невозможно. При этом он вежливый и достаточно честный, у него нет привычки врать и он всегда всё говорит прямо в лицо.

## Внешность

Высокий, длинноволосый мужчина, с зеленоватыми волосами в прочном высоком хвосте. У него бледная кожа и холодные карамельные глаза. Ходит в основном в кимоно или хакаме темных цветов. Предпочитает синие и фиолетовые цвета.

## История

Когда Корин родила сына, Ному подумывал сделать наследником его, но девушка покинула семью после замужества, и сменила фамилию. Она и сына защищала до последнего в дебатах с братом. Тогда Ному устремил свой взгляд на старшего ребенка Суйко. Девушка по просьбе Ному не сменила фамилию после замужества и приняла в семью своего мужа (покойного ныне), и её дети носят фамилию Тацунаги. Кайто еще был маленьким, когда Ному уговорил свою сестру отдать его на обучение в академию "Орион", которой заведует сам Ному. С тех пор он воспитывал из Кайто настоящего наследника семьи Тацунаги.

## Отношения

### Тацунаги Суйко

У него более-менее приемлемые отношения со старшей из сестёр. Она прислушивается к нему, и принимает его идеи спокойно. Суйко ответственно относится к своему долгу перед семьей, будучи нынешней главой корпорации. Потому Ному часто дает ей советы, которые женщина принимает, но часто пересматривает и пристраивает поудобнее для себя.

### Сендо Корин

Возможно самые худшие отношения у него с Корин. Она совершенно не воспринимает традиции семьи, сбежала и сменила фамилию, никогда его не слушает и каждая беседа так или иначе приводит их к конфликту. Ному старается не общаться с ней, или же общаться как можно меньше.

### Яхаги Рекка

Младшая из сестер для Ному более нейтральна. Он никогда не видел в ней наследницу и ничего не требовал, поэтому и отношения сохранились нормальные.

## Мелочи

* Ному мало отличается от оригинала
* Его колода поныне неизвестна

## Оригинал

Оригинальная страничка Ному на вики:

https://cardfight.fandom.com/wiki/Nome\_Tatsunagi
Элементали

**"Элементали"** (エレメンタル - произношение *Erementaru*, английское *"Elemental"*) - изначально это были лишь маленькие существа, созданные из природных элементов Крея. Но время шло, их становилось все больше, пока существа не сбились в клан.

## Архетипы

На данный момент в этом клане не так много архетипов, только четыре, но их становится больше и возможно вскоре они разрастутся.

**"Властители водной стихии"** - существа в основном отвечающие за воду, снега, дожди, туманы и подобные явления связанные с водой. Обычно с ними лучше не собирать существ огня, они довольно плохо друг с другом контактируют.

**"Повелители огня"** - существа огня, лавы, молний, солнца и всех явлений связанных с огнём. Они так же плохо относятся к водным существам, но легко контактируют с существами земли и воздуха.

**"Хозяева земли"** - юниты земли, растений, скал, цветов и всего связанного с землей. Эти существа более стойкие, но они плохо сходятся с воздушными существами. Зато огонь и вода с ними неплохо сходятся.

**"Воздушные духи"** - существа отвечающие за воздух, облака, свет, у них множество способностей, связанных с воздухом. Лишь с существами земли, они враждовали немного. Не сильно. Просто они плохо ладили.

Сейчас клан продолжает развиваться, с каждым днем становясь все сильнее.

## Стиль игры

Стиль элементалей заточен на призыв союзников и увеличение силы за их счет. Они получают силу за счет друг друга, включая возможность стать намного сильнее и быстро заполнить арьергард.

## Мелочи

* Самым первым "Элементалем" считается Мессия.
The Whitney Stays In The Picture (Horseland Lost Episode)

Uh hey, you didn't happen to bring any pictures of Spider-Man with you, did ya? Oh, my bad, I somehow thought you were Peter Parker. Where are my manners? You know something, operating The Daily Bugle is one of the most hardest jobs I've ever done. The only things I need nowadays are photos of the web slinger Spider-Man cause there's always something about that pesky superhero. Well, I know who he is without the mask, but there's a lot of crimes here in New York everyday. Somebody, or at least everyone needs to come together to end this madness.

None of this is quite important, what is important is that I have to tell you this story. First of all, my name is J Jonah Jameson. I am the founder of The Daily Bugle. My job is to make sure I have photos ready for the next newspaper print.

(More to come)
Black Widow Silly Copy

If you could excuse me for one second, I'm in the middle of something. Actually, I'm doing 2 things. Staring at the walls of the bathroom while taking a shower and trying to think of a good movie I like. Well, uh, since you're here, I'm going to tell you a story that's meant to burn your ears and toenails. No I'm not going to actually set them on fire, It's just something that Michael Rosen once said before.

Anyways, let me ask you this. Have you seen a Marvel movie that goes by the name of Black Widow? If you haven't, then don't worry, I'll be happy to give you a brief rundown of the story. Black Widow tells the story of a woman named Natasha Romanoff.

(More to come)
Apples With Nuts (Anne of Green Gables: The Animated Series Lost Episode)

Over the years, I've been serving as a cook for a hotel. But because of the Overlook Hotel's abandonment, I had to find another place to cook. By the way, the name's Dick Hallorann. I don't mean to get sexual or anything, but my dick is not huge. It's what my father Ernie Hudson named me.

(More to come)
Тайши Мива

Мива с дочкой

Второстепенный герой фанатской истории "Cardfight!! Vanguard: Evolution". В школе дружил с Каем и Айчи, а сейчас является обладателем прекрасной жены и маленькой дочери - Минако. Чаще всего его можно увидеть в сети магазинов "Столица карт".

## Личность

Мива очень позитивный человек. Уверенный, яркий, всегда готов поддержать и помочь, но чаще всего он смущает свою дочь чрезмерной опекой и волнением. Однако, это вовсе не мешает ему быть любимым отцом для своей дочери. Мива может быть серьёзным, когда это действительно нужно.

## Внешность

У него теплый цвет кожи - персиковый, серые глаза и яркие светлые волосы, что торчат в разные стороны. В одежде предпочитает теплые тона. Его можно увидеть в розовой толстовке и темных брюках, чаще всего в фирменном фартуке "Столицы карт".

## Отношения

### Тошики Кай

Оригинальная страничка Мивы:

https://translated.turbopages.org/proxy\_u/en-ru.ru.f2a9d7f0-642eb75e-273d8d26-74722d776562/https/cardfight.fandom.com/wiki/Taishi\_Miwa
Измерение Снов

"**Измерение снов"** *(夢の次元 - произношение* *Yume no jigen) английское Dimension of dreams -* это мир управляемый древним кланом "Кошмаров". Ранее он был открыт для жителей Крея, они могли посещать его во сне, мир который состоит из них. Однако сейчас этот мир запечатан, и попасть туда обычному жителю не представляется возможным. Однако редкие спящие существа порой могут преодолеть печать, однако кончается это плохо. Сейчас попавший в это измерение может затеряться внутри оставшись там навечно.

Сон захватывает, дурманит, слабая душа не сможет оттуда вернутся, в итоге застрянет в собственном сне. Грёзы слишком заманчивы, однако с тех пор как измерение запечатали, Кошмары остались внутри, и к жителям Крея, они относятся крайне враждебно. С тех пор как у клана появился Авангард, жители "Измерения Снов" получили возможность покидать дом, атакуя Крей. Но это происходит нечасто, кланам удается подготовится к новой атаке. Сейчас "Измерение Снов" и жители Крея находятся в состоянии войны.

## Кланы измерения

Клан выражается темным фиолетовым цветом.

* Кошмары

## Местность

Измерение Снов состоит из множества различных островов со снами. Мечтания разных существ объединены светлыми, сияющими вратами. Каждый из островков представляет собой как одно здание, так и целый маленький мир, всё зависит от того кому этот сон принадлежит. Однако со всех этих островов можно попасть в одно место, "Дворец грёз", ранее там жил властитель Измерения снов - Мефелис. Говорят его дух до сих пор живет там.

## Галерея

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## Мелочи

* Во "Дворце Грёз" можно увидеть статуи предыдущих правителей Измерения. Однако сейчас они разрушены, как и сам дворец.
* Слухи правдивы, там действительно ходит призрак Мефелиса.
* В данный момент управляет снами "Художница снов, Морфея".