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The Universal Exact Mapping Project is reported to be 100% complete.

The Exact Mapping of the Brindle Universe begins.

•Accelerated Evolution Project

At 00:00, one hundred worms of a previously extinct species of worms discovered by the Past Extraterrestrial Species Search are resurrected. They have been designated as the next species to receive Accelerated Evolution. They are housed at the Government Laboratory whilst they await the growth of their brains.

•Resurrection of the Liberatees

At 18:00, the last of the Liberatees is resurrected. This marks the completion of the largest mass resection in history, with over two undecillion individuals resurrected.

A ceremony is held to mark the resurrection and liberation of the Liberatees. It is attended by the Liberatees, government officials, journalists and members of the public.

•Reconstruction of the Verdoc

At 21:00, the last of the Verdoc are reconstructed. This marks the end of a mass reconstruction which has seen over a quintillion individuals reconstructed.

### Tuesday, 9th August 2022

##### Science

The Universal Exact Mapping Project is reported to be 90% complete.

Two extinct non-sentient species of worms are discovered by the Past Extraterrestrial Species Search. The species are the 755th and 756th worm species to be discovered by the Past Extraterrestrial Species Search. The specieses lived 143,926,662,000,000 years ago.

##### Culture

Wendy is successfully reconstructed and returned to her family. She apologies to Peter (born 1989), Angelina (born 1990) and other family members affected by her behaviour. To ensure she does not engage in such behaviour again, Wendy signs a wavier giving her family and the Government the right to reconstruct her as as soon as she starts to display concerning behaviour.

James (boat frog) and his wife Elizabeth (born 1952) announce their intention to sire two children in the coming weeks. They intend for the date of birth to be the 5th September 2022.

### Monday, 8th August 2022

##### Science

The Universal Exact Mapping Project is reported to be 80% complete.

An extinct non-sentient species of worm is discovered by the [[Past
Extraterrestrial Species Search]]. The species is the 754th worm species to be discovered by the Past Extraterrestrial Species Search. The species lived 143,926,662,000,000 years ago.

At 18:00, the Past Extraterrestrial Species Search increases speed of search from 220 million years searched per second to 1.32 billion years searched per second.

At 18:00, the Multiversal Government comes to a decision regarding the next species to have its evolution accelerated. It is decided the species chosen will be a species of extraterrestrial worm, specifically the most intelligent species.

##### Society

At 07:10, Wendy, a member of the Frog Family who has undergone three Reconstructions, kills Peter (born 1989), her family member, in a botched kidnapping attempt, after she attempted to force him to marry his girlfriend, Angelina (born 1990), in their garden. Peter (born 1989) is subsequently resurrected. Wendy is arrested and subjected to a fourth reconstruction.

### Sunday, 7th August 2022

##### Science

The Universal Exact Mapping Project is reported to be 70% complete.

An extinct non-sentient species of worm is discovered by the Past Extraterrestrial Species Search. The species is the 753rd worm species to be discovered by the Past Extraterrestrial Species Search. The species lived 125,087,062,000,000 years ago.

### Saturday, 6th August 2022

##### Science

The Universal Exact Mapping Project is reported to be 60% complete.

### Friday, 5th August 2022

##### Science

The Resurrection of The Liberatees and the Reconstruction of the Verdoc projects are reported to be on target for completion on the 10th August 2022.

### Thursday, 4th August 2022

##### Science

The Universal Exact Mapping Project is reported to be 40% complete. It is projected to be completed by mid-September 2022.

The Universal Exact Mapping Project is reported to be 50% complete. This represents a significant increase in speed of progression from earlier the same day and brings forward projections of its completion to the 10th August 2022.

At 11:53 the Past Extraterrestrial Species Search doubles in speed, covering 220 million years every second from that time onwards. No additional species are found.

##### Politics

The Formerly Militaristic Florg, a variety of the Florg who were formerly very militaristic, are reconstructed in the Mass Reconstruction of the Florg. They are returned to one of the Florg Planets.

Jerusalem announces the Multiversal Government will resurrect all the Liberatees and Verdoc by the 10th August 2022. He also confirms the resurrection of the Liberatees will be completed first. The Mass Resurrection of the Liberatees will be the largest mass resurrection ever, with over two undecillion individuals due to be resurrected in less than one week.

##### Culture

The Frog Family announce the names of their six youngest members as Jenna, Bowen, Cleo, Yasmin, Lucas and Ripley. The former two are children of James (born 1995) and Sonyin and the latter four are children of Angelina and Richard (born 1972).

Master of Ceremonies Charlie (wombat) announces two upcoming celebrations; Liberation Day, a celebration of the liberation of the Liberatees, the former slaves of the Verdoc, which is due to be held on the 11th August 2022 and the Welcome to the Universe Celebration, a celebration welcoming recently resurrected species to the universal community, which is due to be held on an as-of-yet undetermined date in the coming weeks.

### Wednesday, 3rd August 2022

##### Science

Twelve new species of extraterrestrial lifeforms are discovered by Universal Exploration Coordinater Tomsk during his mission to investigate the origins of the Lilliputians. The oldest species and first discovered are named the Verdoc. They are discovered to have evolved 80 decillion, 25 nonillion, 2 billion and 5.5 million years ago and to have gone extinct 60 decillion years ago. The eleven other species were created by the Verdoc around 80 decillion years ago to act as slaves. All members of the slave species, apart from one, were killed during the Destruction of the Verdoc Civilisation.

An individual belonging to one of the eleven species of Verdoc slaves is brought 60 decillion years to the future by Tomsk, who saved his life after his planet of origin was destroyed. Ten others of his species were subsequently resurrected and have been given the task of designing the planet for the rest of their kind to inhabit.

A Verdoc who died over 79.99999999 decillion years ago is resurrected and reconstructed, becoming the individual who was dead for the longest time to be subsequently resurrected.

##### Culture

The Jago Open Day is held on the Jago Planet. Its purpose is to showcase various forms of civilisation so the Jagos are better informed of how they can design their civilisation. Eleven of the attendees are the recently-discovered former slaves of the Verdoc, who are also considering the design for their future civilisation.

### Tuesday, 2nd August 2022

##### Science

The Mass Resurrection of the Jagos, which sees around 20 billion Jagos resurrected and returned to the Jago Planet, occurs. This mass resurrection results in the Jagos becoming the first species to have all of its members accelerated. The successful acceleration of the Jagos results in the Accelerated Evolution Project being regarded as a success. It is believed that other species will have also their evolution accelerated.

### Monday, 1st August 2022

##### Culture

Frog Family members Angelina and Richard (born 1972) become parents as their four tadpoles hatch from their eggs. The tadpoles increase the number of children born into the Frog Family in 2022 to 20. They are expected to be named in the coming days.