Trazyn the Infinite

## Introduction

**Trazyn the Infinite** is among the most powerful **Necron Overlords** in the galaxy and a notable ~~thief~~ collector of memes.

   Throughout eons, his collection has only grown bigger.

## History

Throught the years Trazyn has been collecting stuff from different universes and realities because you know how necrons are so shut up and let me collect you... I mean here's my... his collection:

* Snuck into the imperial palace to terra and took a selfie with the emperors body

* Totally honest, Trazyn killed Horus

* Saved CREEEEEEEED at Cadia and gave him free therapy

* Totally honest, Trazyn makes sure that terra is not destroyed by chaos

* Achieved the title of pokemon world master. Twice
* (this sentence has been collected by Trazyn)
* Totally honest, Trazyn destroyed a world engine with a space marine ship
* Totally honest, Trazyn did not copy the following feats from 1d4chan

* Killed five invading regiments of Catachans, then turned them into miniatures for his collection.
	+ Sent Inquisitor Valeria fan mail (maybe, we can't tell if he was being sarcastic in the letter) attached to an armed tesseract labyrinth as a reward for "gifting" him said Catachan regiments. Being a true gentleman, when Valeria managed to unravel said tesseract labyrinth and use it 'safely', he took it with good grace and they became pen pals of sorts... But since no good deed stays unpunished, as of Fall of Cadia Trazyn has revealed that while Valeria became his human waifu for some time she eventually got BLAM'med for consorting with xenos, hence why he releases Greyfax the Angery instead of getting Valeria to tag along (Just as planned? How about Tau start summoning daemons for battle? They already did it using superior gravitational corridors which don't need the warp during the War of the Beast.)
* Banned from the Necron throne world of Mandragora after trying to loot Imotekh's staff.
	+ Pops in whenever he feels like it anyway.
* Stole Sebastian Thor's head. Maybe (there's like five other museums claiming to have his skeleton; the only reason Trazyn stands out is because his Thor head is preserved in a jar, rather than a skull).
* Took the World Spirit Shrine of Carnac, an Exodite world as a trophy for helping to conquer it.
* Uses other Necron Lords as body doubles without telling them.
* Told the greatest amongst us all he was old pals with Rawbutt Girlyman. Considering that one of the pokeballs he unleashed against Chaos at the Fall of Cadia was a bunch of Ultramarines fresh from the aftermath of the Horus Heresy, he might be telling the truth ("old pals" by his definition, of course).
	+ And then informed them that maybe he was going to take Papa Smurf, as he'd be better off with him than in the company of the Ultramarines.
		- And with Rowboat coming back, somehow, for 40k End Times, we might actually get to see how the two know each other. If they actually do. There's every possibility that Trollzyn was just lying.
* ~~Has a fucking PRIMARCH stored at his pad, supposedly... Possibly Vulkan according to White Dwarf.~~ Technically it's a Primarch clone, but it's still a perfect copy of the pre-Heresy Fulgrim, courtesy of Fabius Bile.
* Told Vulkan He'stan he had the Song of Entropy, luring the Salamanders into a 10-year war with the Necrons. At the end of it, Trazyn pretty much said "just kidding, I don't have the Song of Entropy," as he tried to steal the Spear of Vulkan. Kind of back fired when Vulkan He'stan decided to just give him the Spear. *Tip* first. He'stan was pretty pissed when he learned Trazyn just jumped into another body.
	+ Twice.
* Invaded the Imperial planet of Midgardia and nabbed a C'tan shard of Nyadra'zatha, despite Logan Grimnar's attempts to stop him. It's notable that he pulled this off in Logan's own codex supplement, where most other battles in the book were a resounding Space Wolf victory. To be fair, Space Wolves destroying (and thus accidentally freeing) a C'tan shard would make them look like an assholes. I mean even more assholes than they already are.
	+ In retribution, Logan hunted him down to another planet, Vhaloth IV, and ended up kicking Imotekh's ass instead. (Just As Planned. The dick deserved it for hanging on to his staff anyway.)
* Captured an Ork warboss and the Deathwatch kill team that was hunting said warboss, and sat them in front of each other in his collection for all eternity. And he double-checked they were both still self-aware, just to feel them suffer.
* Caught a bunch of tech priests evacuating from the necron invasion of Magogue, and set them up in stasis as a monument to that planet's fall. Notable because he pulled it off in the Skitarii codex. Trazyn's apparently the go-to guy for being able to win outside of his own codex.
* May or may not be the one pulling the strings behind the events of Xenology, as probably he won't have any problems impersonating a C'tan shard.
* Has been hanging out on Cadia for who knows how long as the "man of iron" which all but confirms the pylons are necrons made.
* Steals Creed himself after the fall of Cadia.
* Steals Papa Smurfs' (The Ultramarine bloke that can't spell Robert properly) pillow from his lumber.
* Stole an Emperor's Children's gene-seed tithe ship containing thousands of progenoids.
* Traded it for the only perfect clone of Fulgrim, thus dashing the only hope of the Third Legion rebuilding itself and becoming more than a bunch of depraved sick fucks.
* Planning to add to his collection all the stuff from Battlefleet Gothic: Armada II, World Engine and Hiveships included!
* That one gamer girl you are still looking for
* Three original five parts of Exodia the forbidden one
* Hopes and dreams of every teenager after the pandemic
* One massive relic titan because bitches love cannons
* That last one pokemon initial at Oak's lab
* The first copy of Ciberpunk 77 before they fixed some bugs.
* An entire tiranyd hive fleet
* The captain general name
* An ancient rock mask from Jojo's
* One of Rick's portal gun
* The book of grudges from a league of Votann
* The time machine from back to the future
* One of general grevious light's saber
* Gul'dan's Skull
* Illidan's body
* Medivh's personal diary containing the instructions to build a dark portal.
* Half of the entire Argus planet
* One of Sargeras's sword
* Probably half of internet posts
* A decent amount of adepta sororitas pantys
* The favorite cup of coffee from Roboute Guilliman
* The instructions to build a crucible from Mass Effect III
* Captain Angelos favorite hammer
* That sock you always want to put but never find out
* A trophy from The Viper Age of Empires II pro player
* The dark soul from dark souls
* The Iron Hands episode from Adeptus Ridiculous
* A complete collection of Demon Slayer manga
* The last page from Cegorach's book containing the prophecy
* Three galeon full of america's gold
* The supreme cripto currency that might destroy the other cripto currencies
* One of the rings of power
* Three of the Targaryen's dragon eggs.
* He took Sauron's one ring just a for a while before he lost it to a random hobbit in a cave
* The missing palantiri from Arnor's kingdom
* One of the empero's favorite sword
* The egyptian book of the dead
* He's rumored to have Asdruael Vect's Lelith's Hesperax autographed T-shirt
* One of Jaghatai khan's bike, the red one of course because red one's go fasta
* The other hammer of Vulkan
* He's rumored to recently have stolen Rogal Dorn's blanket
* During one of Trazyn shenanigans he went to Imperial fists and scrimshave Rogal Dorn's hand with "Trazyn was here" and then he left.

## Enemies

[*Feel free to add yourself here, Trazyn keeps pissing people off*]

   *"I have enemies?"*

 - **Trazyn the Infinite, M41**

* Eveliath maybe after finishing off the Corpse Emperor
* LeGovernor <- Stole a sh\*t tons of relics from him
* The Alpha Legion
* Tzeench when he won a duel of a childrens card game
* Khorne because he stole one of his piles of skulls
* Slaanesh because he took its favorite vibrator
* Nurgle because he tryed to steal his elf waifu
* Indiana Jones
* Brann Bronzebeard
* Cegorach

## Allies

[*Feel free to add yourself here as well, Trazyn keeps charming people.*]

*"They still want to talk to me!? Sure aren't those assh\*les of Blood Ravens?"*

- **Trazyn the Infinite**

- The Alpha Legion

-The collectors from Mass Effect II

-Indiana Jones (just before he stole the cristal skull)

-The Expeditioners League from World of Warcraft (Also before he tried to steal their titan relics)

## Curiosities

He also collects other stuff, like pokemon, yu ghi oh trading cards, Magic the gathering cards, some D&D dices, posts from this wiki.