1/15/2033: The Escape From Brain's Castle

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## Part 1

#### **Chapter 1 (Jamin Pov)**

What the fuck? Mel and his grandma has been taken hostage! It's only me and Spooky now. Let's do this.

##### **A few moments later**

Sam, Cingular, Rolli und Rita, Frollo and the Jokers have arrived. My phone begins ringing. "Hello?", I hear a scream coming from the other end. So Beedy has been captured now, great.

##### Uh-uh

I tried to launch a Jamin Nuke, but then Red Heather appears and informs us that brain has been cheating on her. She has now joined the team.

#### Chapter 2 (Spooky POV)

After Red Heather joined the team, Jamin led us into the Bunker to hide us from Brain. Beedy manages to escape. Mel is temporarily rescued, then I shot him. After a while, we were safe, but they locked me out of the bunker. You bastards. I tried to get back into the bunker where Joseph Anthony Gatto Jr, Mel, Jamin, and Beedy were. However, Brain snuck in without tripping the alarm and kicked Jamin out, and locked us outside the bunker. Mel and Joe have been kidnapped again. It was revealed that the Jamin Nuke did *not* in fact hit Brain, but it hit his twin brother Brian.

##### Mel is kidnapped again, yay

Apparently Brain is my uncle. He didn't give me time to process that before he kidnapped Mel again, and reveals that he's going to marry him. Mel did not want this. Mel's grandma dies. Bender Rodriguez and Bigweld join the team. Jamin has found the location of Brain's hideout. I am assigned the job of intel gatherer.

##### This is where it gets confusing.

We sneak into Brain's secret castle. Jamin hides in the attic, after he found a sledgehammer to drop on Brain's head. Brain tries to execute Jamin, but then he forgets about that. I get back into the castle disguised as "ykoopS"/Not Spooky, and somehow they fall for it. Jamin and I come up with a plan, and Mal (Mel's "lookalike") leads Brain into the attic. She leads Brain into the attic, and tries to get him to stand on the big red X so Jamin can drop the sledgehammer on his head. However, he dodges it.

##### Epic Battle

Brain gets angry after our plan failed, and orders his wife Red Heather to kill us. She refuses, because he's cheating on her with Mel. She hits him with a hammer, but Nutella's Husband Kurapika/Krapika comes in and actually helps us for once. He chains up Brain. Brain tries to lock him in the dungeon but he escapes. He ended up chaining Jamin too, then unchaining him. He didn't notice me because of my epic disguise as ykoopS. At some point in this, Susie's dad died. Brain goes up to the wedding hall, and gets a priest to marry them, but there's a lot of confusion on who the priest is.

##### Oh fuck they got marriage

We couldn't stop them in time, Brain married Mel. Not for long, though, because Krapika comes in and chains him, and then Sweeney Todd appears (he heard there was some priest). Sweeney eats Quack (the priest), but he didn't eat me even though I was also officiating the wedding as a trap. Sweeney convinces Brain he needs a haircut before the wedding. He kills Brain under the guise of cutting his (non-existent) hair.

##### Hellfire, darkfire

Frollo casts Hellfire on the castle to make sure Brain's dead, after we escaped. We left Beedy behind but I think he's immortal so it's alright.

#### The End...?

Brain crawls out of the castle. He strongly resembles I HATE YOU Luigi. He calls on Arthur to help him.. And that's where this story leaves off.