United States of America

The United States of America (often referred to as U.S.A, or simply America), was a mostly failed state which existed in North America on Earth and later Earth 2 for roughly 250 years.

### Accomplishments

The United States was famous for:

* The #1 Country for Obesity Rates (88% Obesity Rate)
* The #1 Country for Secession Attempts (55, 2 successful; see Jacksonville Florida, Ohio)
* The #1 Country for Combine-Related Sexual Incidents during the Great META War (254)
* The only Country to contain Hell on Earth.
* The only Country to contain a terrestial black hole cluster.
* Daily or Bi-Daily regular Mass Shootings

### Inception

After living his whole life under the rule of a militaristic empire, North America-born politician and Founding Father Benjamin Frunklin decided he wanted to create his own militaristic empire. His vision for the future: the United States of America. In 244 B.B., he drafted a Declaration of Independence, which opened with the sentence, "Fuck you and your goofy ass inbred royal family". It was delivered to the King of England.

The British fleets soon therafter arrived on the shores of North America, with thousands of troops. Their mission- assassinate the revolutionaries. Frunklin, having thought this might occur, had assembled a Grand Army of America, with as many as 10,000 colonists, bears, elk, wolves, and one rabbit. The Revolutionary War lasted approximately 7 hours, earning it the nickname, the Seven Hour War. When the day was done, the Americans had won, and were free to create their own doomed state on the land they stole.

### Presidents

There were 45 Presidents of the United States, although most were identical to the presidents of your Universe (Reality 12).

1- Benjamin Frunklin (231-230 BB)

2- John Adams (230 BB-219 BB)

3- Thomas Jefferson (219-211 BB)

4-James Madison (211 BB-203 BB)

5- James Monroe (203 BB-195 BB)

6-John Quincy Adams (195 BB- 191 BB)

7- Andrew Jackson (191 BB-183 BB)

8- Martin Van Buren (183-179 BB)

9- William Henry Harrison (179 BB)

10- John Tyler (179 BB-175 BB)

11- James K. Polk (175-171 BB)

12- Zachary Taylor (171-170 BB)

13- Millard Filmore (170-167 BB)

14- Franklin Pierce (167-163 BB)

15- James Buchanan (163-159 BB)

16- Abraham Lincoln (159-151 BB)

17- Ulysses S. Grant (151-143 BB)

18- Ruthorford B. Hayes (143- 139 BB)

19- James A. Garfield (139 BB)

20- Chester Alan Arthur (139-135 BB)

21- Grover Cleveland (135-131 BB)

22- Benjamin Harrison (131 BB-127 BB)

23- Grover Cleveland, Again (127-123 BB)

24- William McKinley (123 BB-119 BB)

25- Theodore Roosevelt (119 BB-111 BB)

26- President Not-A-Combine (111-109 BB)

27- Theodore Roosevelt, Again (109-107 BB)

28- Woodrow Wilson (107-99 BB)

29- Warren G. Harding (99-97 BB)

30- Calvin Coolidge (97-91 BB)

31- Herbert Hoover (91-87 BB)

32- Franklin Delano Roosevelt (87 BB-71 BB)

33- Harry S. Truman (71 BB-67 BB)

34- Dwight D. Eisenhower (67 BB-59 BB)

35- John F. Kennedy (59 BB-51 BB)

36- Lyndon B. Johnson (51 BB-47 BB)

37- Gerald R. Ford (47 BB-46 BB)

38- Nelson Rockefeller (46 BB-43 BB)

39- Jimmy Carter (43 BB-39 BB)

40- Ronald Reagan (39 BB)

41- George H.W. Bush (39 BB-31 BB)

42- Bill Clinton (31 BB-19 BB)

43- George W. Bush (19 BB- 11 BB)

44- Barack Obamna (11 BB-3 BB)

45- Donald Trump (3 BB- 1 AB)

### The January 6th Insurrection

In 1 A.B., Then-President The Great MAGA King led an invasion of the U.S. Capitol building using stolen Combine equipment left on Earth after the Great META War. He brought an army of mindless G-Anon truthers to the capitol, promising them that G-Man Alpha would prevent Chairman of the Board Joe Biden from becoming the next U.S. President. Many of these G-Anon followers were also avid Dark MAGA cultists. The Capitol Building was destroyed by several striders. All U.S. Government entities were relocated to the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid for the remainder of Trump's presidency. As chairman of the Board, Biden reprimanded Trump for his actions and demanded a face-to-face meeting. This led directly into the Glue Factory Incident.