Let's Play COLT EXPRESS II

## ★ ADAM'S CHALKBOARD ★

**Let's Play COLT EXPRESS II** is a video in the Board Game Club series.

"*I dream of a world where I can punch people for cash.* "
―Sullivan
## Notable moments

* The first rule of Board Game Club is "this town is absolutely big enough for the two of us -this town has two houses".
* Who's going to *make out like a varmint* and who's going to be *taking a pine vacation*?
* We're ever so thematic today. With accents. We love them. Oh god, we even have hats.
* Our hellos are a mixed bag - Blair's enthused, Jon is eccentric, Tom is dismissive.
* Laurie is Belle, she can't be targeted if there are other options. Jon is Tuco, he can shoot up and down. Adam is Ghost who acts in secret. Blair is Django who shoots and punches in one hit. Sullivan is Doc who has extra cards. Tom is Cheyenne who punches and steals at the same time.
* Tiniest of Teri spots! Hi Teri!
* Belle is heading for a hen do in Blackpool, apparently. With inflatable penises. She's invited Cheyenne.
* Tom to Laurie: "I'm thinking about things you like and I'm thinking about how I'm going to destroy them." Scary Tom is scary.
* Sullivan is a Doctor Crab with a gun.
* JOKE OF THE DAY! You don't get to check your bag - this isn't the airport. Tom made the joke, but doesn't want it, so Jon gets it.
* Jon: "I'll be needlessly petty if you shoot me, just so you know." Tom: "I'll be needfully vindictive" but Blair's got nothing - she'll just be Blair and forgive immediately.
* REAL JOKE OF THE DAY! Reach out, I'll be Blair!
* But Blair surprises with a shot. She's turning out to be the worst of us.
* Jon's hat is on backwards and tied tightly like a child. He's framing Adam for shooting Sullivan.
* Blair had to shoot Jon. Sullivan thinks he should take that very badly. They have a fragile partnership that Adam wants to see implode.
* Singalonga NRB: 'Moving and looting' 'The Gambler'
* Blair? Belle? Brooke? Boy?
* Everyone's shooting Tom, mostly not by design.
* Adam on Jon: "The fastest gun, and the best friend, in the West!"
* 'Muns' has made a reappearance - possibly the first time since *Let's Play CHINATOWN* in December. Still hate it.
* Sullivan is filled with rage, but it may yet manifest via song. A horrible song called *Fuuuuck!*
* Blair's having an existential crisis on the top of the train. There's a party on the caboose.
* Blair's got lots of money but is getting shot a lot. Tom may be the only one who doesn't think Tom is going to win.
* Sullivan shot a woman, but in his defence he was trying to shoot a different woman.
* COWPOKE OF THE DAY! Make your last card your wild, wild best.
* Lots of pointless moving and final score settling in the final turn.
* Blair is on a streak again.

## Scores

* Sullivan $400
* Laurie $1000
* Adam $1250
* Tom $2000
* Jon $2250
* Blair $2800

## Talking Heads

Talking heads are available this episode, some with singing. Timestamps:

* 7:38 Jon
* 8:49 Adam
* 10:19 Tom
* 13:04 Laurie
* 22:08 Sullivan
* 34:43 Blair
* 46:45 Blair
* 47:39 Adam
* 1:03:48 Adam
* 1:09:35 Sullivan

## Trivia

* Game introduction and rules are presented by Adam.
* We did this one online in the Zoom era, and it did suffer a bit from that.
* Chalkboard is updated with a loss.
* An extended version of this episode is available on the No Rolls Barred Patreon.

1. ↑ Timestamps provided by Peter on the Patreon Discord