Attixus

### Associates

Cxaxukluth, Davy Jones, Nyarlathotep, Mahakala, Manjushri, The Iris, Trimurti, Bill Cypher

Attixus\_ (also known as Atticus, LilStJimmy and Ripper938) is objectively the most well-known and well-liked CCNet member to date. He has a likeage score of 101%; loved by everybody for being so smart and handsome. He is known best for his impressive construction of the entire CCNet map and vital infrastructure. In recent events (as of 2022) his ongoing battles and wacky escapades betwixt him and his notorious archnemesis Wheeldeal has kickstarted a series of rather misfortunate events for the Oceanic Republic. Attixus\_ is considered by the general populous to be the unofficial ringleader of the Oceanic Republic and, by extension, the entire modern society of Comet Craft Network.

**A (minor) list of his numerous achievements:**

* Invented the lightbulb
* Constructed every single road on CCNet
* Dredged the continents from the endless ocean
* Established every diplomatic border
* Can make minute rice in 15 minutes
* Revolutionary slimefun industrialist
* Invented the wheel (for Wheeldeal to deal)
* Invented sliced bread
* Known by the great old ones as the "Cosmic Turtle, king of kings, breaker of chains, father of all that is living, forger of unbreakable mettle"
* His very existence was forged in the core of a dying supernova
* Created and destroyed many universes and is sure to create and destroy many more
* Weaved the very fabric of this here reality

**The great waged war betwixt himself and Wheeldeal, better known as "The Holy Eclipse"**

It is prophesised by the great soothsayers, and believed by those whose perception of reality have not been deluded by his monolithic power, beyond the explanation of the greatest minds of our time, that a dark day will come in the not too distant future where the 2 biblical forces shall collide in a cosmic frenzy over the backdrop of the great lunar ballet. An inexpressible amount of time ago, before gods such as Azathoth and Cthulhu, he was cast into the endless dark abyss for 7 million centuries, where he forged his unbreakable mettle (see minor list of achievements above) to once again meet Wheeldeal in battle with the undeniable intent to lay down his mantle in a sacrificial conclusion which will spell the end of the observable universe and vanquish the evil he dedicated his entire existence to eradicating, consequently banjaxing the great grip upon the CCNet world that Wheeldeal exerted, being advantageous for the ever-brilliant calculus of this spectacular galaxy (of his making) containing this wild roster of phenomena.

Recent studies show that we may have been living in the grim shadow of this reckoning for an extensive period of time now. Thanks to the ignorance of the modern day Comet Craft Network society and human existence as a whole, we are now in the transitional period before the Holy Eclipse. The great transcript, written by the last remaining elder, implies that the event which provokes this exponential cluster of Ragnaröks, none other than the doing of the many-faced Hydra who, after his eternal slumber in the mines of Catabe, digs his fangs into the bread of this physical plane many mortals call home, triggering the earthquake to end all earthquake and, henceforth, signifying the beginning of the Holy Eclipse. If, perchance, somebody were to try and break the restraints of this prophecy, anything and everything that has existed will exist or could exist within the ball of time would most certainly implode and scatter the extent of possibility to every corner of this realm, combining the concepts of when, what, why and how into a resplendent fireball of beautiful chaos.

**His involvement in the conspiracy of Howard 'H' Hamlin**

   Many thoughtful citizens have been scratching their heads regarding the recent 2022 conspiracy of Howard Hamlin's untimely disappearance. Due to the fact that none of these citizens intrigued by the mystery have been struck with lice or the bubonic plague, there is an increased amount of validity that these dear folks are itching their scalps because their feeble minds have led them astray into believing that Attixus\_ is somehow involved in Mr Hamlin's passing. Whatever the truth is, there's always a reason for why people act the way they do. Yet in this universe of ever unfurling phenomena, there is a clear unbreakable line between the objective fact of whether Attixus\_ really was involved with the Hamlin incident of 2022, and the subjective interpretation of whether his interpretations were fiendish like a goblin, or angelic like an angel.