Cheryl Wilson

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5'6

## Relationships

### Family

Kaythie and Graycie Wilson: children (disowned)Lily, Noah, and Lucas Wilson: step-children

John Wilson: husband

Adam Jones: ex-husband

Frank Wilson: ex-husband

### Friends

Sonic the HedgehogOcean Prince (Prince of Ocean)

John Wilson

### Enemies

Rita HamiltonKaren 🍷

Nagito Popemaeda

Sans Catholictale

Adam Wilson

Graycie Wilson

## Meta

### Source

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Cheryl Wilson is a member of the Karen Khat and the current president of the [SCHOOL] PTA.

## Personality

Cheryl is defined by her hypocrisy. Her favorite part of the Bible to quote to demonstrate her devoutness to others is Matthew 5:6, a passage of the Bible about not praying simply to demonstrate your devoutness to others. Her constant snarky comments are frequently about how petty and rude the other Karens are, and she loves to angrily accuse others of the sin of wrath. Since returning from the Piss Ballpit, she has grown more paranoid about attempts on her position as president.

## Backstory

Cheryl was born to unnamed Irish Catholic parents in [TOWN], Alabama. She attended [SCHOOL], where she received excellent grades in her English class and met many other members of the PTA. After graduating high school, she went to the University of Alabama for nursing for 4 years, but she dropped out after she failed her final due to hubris.

Cheryl returned to her hometown and swore off both nursing and science in general as unChristian. She became interested in alternative medicine, swearing off vaccines and becoming a distributor for an essential oil multi-level marketing scheme. At one such party, she met Frank Jones, an office worker who was roped into attending by his coworker, who she eventually married.

The pair had two children together, Graycie and Kaythie, who both attended [SCHOOL]. Cheryl started an unofficial Parent-Teacher Association for their with some of her friends from high school; it obtained partial recognition from school administration.

### Irish Heritage

Both of Cheryl's parence are Irish, but she has repeatedly denied this fact due to the dangerous presence of Margret Thacher. She has been dying her hair blonde since she was a teenager and refuses to acknowledge that it was ever red. She has also let Graycie, the only one of her children to inherit her red hair, dye her hair, and has always "secretly" favored Kaythie because she was born with brown hair. The only remaining trace of Irish heritage she has is the fact that she is Catholic.

## History

### Karen Khat 1

Cheryl created the first PTA group chat, where she quickly began subtly insulting the other members. She fought extensively with the trolls who joined the group chat, getting nowhere. During the events of Karen Khat 1 she discovered that Frank and Graycie had snuck out to get vaccinated, so she divorced the former and disowned the latter, though she remained convinced that Graycie would see the error of her ways. She somehow managed to receive full custody of Kaythie despite refusing to go to court due to her claims that having a mere mortal named a "judge" was blasphemy, as only God could judge others.

Cheryl could not support Kaythie and a love for wine on essential oil MLM profits alone, so she found a new partner in Adam Jones, who she met at church. His response to her almost immediate proposal was "uh, okay?", and the two moved in together.

### Karen Khat 2

Cheryl created a new group chat for the Parent-Teacher Association and quickly got to accusing the other members and their children of being sinners, drug dealers, or communists. Most notably, she accused Joeyhannah Murphy of being a drug dealer after hearing that she had discussed "weed" (which turned out to be dandelions) with Kaythie, which caused Joeyhannah to be sent off to Wyoming.

### Karen Khat 3

After an argument broke out in Karen Khat 2, Cheryl created another new group chat and forced all the members of the PTA to apologize to her in order to regain access. The group chat proceeded mostly as normal until an argument broke out between Rita Hamilton and her about whether or not minions are communist. This caused Cheryl to enter a rage so deep she immediately descended into the tenth circle of Hell, the Piss Ballpit.

### Piss Ballpit

During her time in the Piss Ballpit, Cheryl attempted to convert its inhabitants to Catholicism, as she believed God had sent her there as a missionary. Though she found some success with Sonic the Hedgehog and Ocean Prince (Prince of the Ocean), most members did not appreciate her Bible Study and Discussion Meetings; despite this, she did not attempt to leave until Rita Murphy arrived at the Ballpit. The two managed to break through the walls in Murphy's megavan and returned to the Karen Khat.

### Return from the Ballpit & Karen Khat 4

When Cheryl returned from the Ballpit, she found a PTA that she believed had descended into madness in her absence. More trolls from the Ballpit had broken into Karen Khat 3, so she created yet another new group chat and added only the people who she believed were "good Catholics". Karen Khat 4 managed to stay relatively free of troll activity, at least early on, but discord was sowed regardless.

During her absence, her husband and daughter had disappeared, meaning that Cheryl was childless and therefore not qualified to be in a *Parent*-Teacher Association. She became increasingly concerned about attempts to remove her as president, especially from Rita Murphy, and was banned from the aformentioned's wedding after fighting with her. This led her to search through the school's records for any children with single fathers she could marry, where she found and contacted John Wilson, her first husband's cousin who worked in fishery management. She proposed to and moved in with him even more quickly than she did her first two partners, and the two are scheduled to be married shortly.