On the Regular

The Acolytes in Sexy Tights go to Verse Sai to recruit The Gays into the army of the living.

## Major Plot Points

* The Acolytes in Sexy Tights go to Verse Sai and immediately cause a commotion. SBG3 and Aryan Grande went to the weapon and armor shop called Dick Filet. SBG3 attempted to steal a box of underwear armor, but the owner Rosie Ho'Donnel threw a popper grenade at the gnomes and activated iron bar defenses around the building. After SBG3 told her how to improve her store in the shadiest way possible, she ejected the pair with a springboard floor trap. SBG3's feather fall spell prevented them from getting hurt and they made it out with the box of underwear armor.
* Barbara Duke, Muchomucho M Amor, and Dikarus Bottombane went to the Fag Hag magic shop. Hagatha Christie threw out all of her traditional wares and sold only vodka cranberries and straight bait in a poor way to cater to her queer clientele. Barb and Muchomucho were unimpressed with her goods. They helped her workshop ways to improve her stock and became business partners with her, investing 1,000 gold pieces.
* Sybil Ringwell, Layla, and Juxxtina went to the Hoe Vault tavern. Juxxtina yelled at patrons who were arguing about an upcoming city council election. She inadvertently caused a food fight. The tavern owner Dominic Toppe hid out under a table with Layla for a suspiciously long time. Sybil ignored the raucous and drank at the bar.
* The party reunited at the tavern. The patrons fought over SBG3's stolen box of underwear armor and started another food fight. Dom Toppe kicked everyone but the party out. The bartender told the group that the election had everyone on edge. Whichever party won would gain control of the city council. He told them they should go to the Drag Ball tonight. It was the final get out of the vote and campaign event of the campaign.
* Needing something to wear, the group went to Shea Couture. Dikarus bought a sexy servant outfit complete with a gold chainmail bikini, a leather collar, a gold chain, and red skirt with a high leg slit. Aryan picked a good girl gone bad look with a pair of hot pants, a cape draped over her bare chest, and red boots without a heel so she wouldn't be taller. Barb picked a Maleficent inspired piece with a black horned head piece and black leather straps. SBG3 dressed as a sexy Ephara. Juxxtina wore a sexy school girl outfit. Sybil chose a Curious Gorge in the rain lewk. Muchomucho went as Dom Toppe's desire, which was Layla.
* The group made their dramatic entrances to much applause and fanfare. They spoke to Atilla the Huntie, The Shade candidate for the Cuntcil. She wanted to reform taxes so they were based on BMI, keep Verse Sai isolationist and have stricter standards for citizenship, and was against joining the war against Queen Nekros. They then talked to Lacie Suzan, The Tea candidate for the Cuntcil. She wanted universal self care, to join the war against Queen Nekros, and open Verse Sai up.
* Unimpressed with the candidates, SBG3 stormed the stage and started a write-in campaign for Rory Sharptooth - who wasn't even at the ball. Muchomucho questioned whether Rory was fit for the Cuntcil. Barb spoke up in their defense and said the opportunity to profit and gain political power was too good.
* Emma Diamondfrost attended the ball as well. She scoffed at the party for trying to influence politics while waging war against her for trying to do the same.
* Inspired by his call to support Rory, Jerkules Zeusa approached the Acolytes and said they would need to convince various faction leaders to support Rory if he were to win the election. Jerkulese became an influencer in Verse Sai as the most popular stripper in town. He promptly endorsed Rory.
* Bard successfully lobbied the Hoe Tell owner Judie Drenched into endorsing Rory.
* Aryan entered the VIP lounge singing a song of praise for Rory. This made the nobles excited for the mysterious candidate. Muchomucho cashed in a favor Cucker Carlson owed him from their media days together so he would endorse Rory. SBG3 was able to convince Anne Tifa to endorse Rory too.
* Jaime Whitebread, Juxxtina's crush, was playing pool in the casino. He invited her to his Karametra prayer circle later and she gladly accepted.
* Oracle Honor Neez was praying for guidance at the hotel's shrines. An invisible Muchomucho used his magic to convince her the gods wanted her to vote for Rory.
* The party paid their respects to their respective deities. Juxxtina learned from Karametra that the leonin pridelands were destroyed and blighted by Queen Nekros' forces. They killed most of the leonin too. Karametra told Juxxtina to aide any refugees she finds and cleanse blighted areas.
* Sensing that they were about to lose the election, Lacie Suzan and Antilla the Huntie teamed up and attacked the Ball. With the ballroom on fire, the Acolytes sprung into action. The flames had trapped Jerkulese, Judie Drenched, Dandy Lion the bard, and Emma.
* Lacie Suzan summoned an annis hag to fight alongside the politicians. The annis hag hugged Juxxtina until she passed out. Even after Barb healed Juxtinna, she cast feigned death on herself. Dikarus missed several of his attacks due to Emma taunting him. Sybil trapped the annis hag in a magic circle. Barb made the hag afraid of her. Aryan controlled Lacie Suzan into attacking Atilla the Huntie. Sprocket's cannon fired ballista bolts at their enemies, which killed Atilla the Huntie when paired with his scorching rays. Sybil's minute meteors and flame bolt finally destroyed the hag and Lacie Suzan.
* The party rescued the hostages from the fire. Emma revealed she was never really there. She sent a duplicate forged out of diamond to attend for her. Rory was elected into the Cuntcil. Verse Sai promised their army to the fight against the undead.