Solar System Battle

Solar System Battle is a recommended episode by 68.190.33.143, on April 5, 2021.

## Transcript

TrES-2b: ......

Betelgeuse: Hey TrES, wanna fite the Solar System?

TrES-2b: Yeah...

Gliese 667Cc: WE HATE SOLAR, WE HATE SOLAR, WE HATE SOLAR!

MEANWHILE

Eris: Hey Dysnomia, wanna visit Farout?

Dysnomia: Sure!

(Eris and Dysnomia visit Farout.)

Farout: Hey brother, it's Eris!

FarFarOut: Hi Eris... (faints)

Eris: What's going on with FarFarOut?

Farout: He just has an ice-

Betelgeuse: ATTACK!!!!

TON 618\*: Phoenix, distract them while I attack the inner Solar System. Meanwhile, SDSS will attack the Outer Sola-

Eris: (transforms into devil form and then explodes)

Makemake: OH MY GOD! MK2!!! HIDE! IT'S A BUNCH OF SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLES!

SDSS J140821.67+025733.2\*: Actually, I'm hypermassive.

S5 0014+81: Me Too!

Andromeda CBH: umm, you are super massive black hole...

Makemake: WHATEVER!

Eris: I will protect you!

Sedna: (turns into devil and explodes)

Nibiru: What's going on? AHHH!!!

Makemake: Haumea! Alert the rest of the Solar System!

Haumea: Okay!

Haumea: Pluto! The Oort Cloud and Scattered Disc are being attacked! Sound the Solar-Alert!

(Pluto sounds the Solar-Alert.)

Pluto: Solar System objects, to the Kuiper Belt!

(exciting music)

Neptune: What?

Triton: Yeah!

Pluto: THE SOLAR SYSTEM'S BEING ATTACKED! Mars! Make some weapons for everyone!

Mars: On it!

Pluto: Juno! Juno?

Juno: What?

Pluto: Stay on our side please!

Juno: Okay. Sorry for what I've done.

Pluto: We forgive you-

Betelgeuse: They're distracted! We can fight them!

Mars: NOT FOR LONG!!!!!!!!!!

Mercury: Glad to fight!

Eris: (explodes)

Io: (explodes too)

Moon: Earth! Send some microwaves! We need you!

Moon: Earth! We NEED you!

Earth: Okay.

Earth: PLEASE! DO IT!

(vroom)

Betelgeuse: I have a shield! Haha!

TrES-2b: You can't kill me!

(punch)

TrES-2b: GAH!

Jupiter: Haha!

TON 618: Saturn is distracted.

Nemesis: Thanks for reminding, let's get this planet.

(vwoop!)

Jupiter: NO ONE KILLS MY BROTHER!!!

SDSS J140821.67+025733.2\*: This is soooooo \*\*\*\*ed.

Enceladus: Can I help? Pwease?

Saturn: But you're too young.

Enceladus: But- Okay.

Nibiru: We need backup.

FarFarOut: Okay...

Juno: (throws asteroids at TrES-2b)

TrES-2b: You know I'm a Jovian, right?

SDSS J140821.67+025733.2\*: Take Saturn out.

Phoenix A\*: YEAH! KILL SATURN, KILL SATURN, KILL SATURN, YEAH!

Earth: NO! Not my uncle!

Jupiter: GOT YOU, BROTHER!

Saturn: Thank you, bro!

J1407b: What's happening-

Saturn: YOU!!! OUT!!!!

J1407b: She's still mad at me. :( Wait no, furious. Wait no, enraged. ... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (goes berserk)

Saturn: Ugh.

TON 618\*: TAKE THAT, MERCURY!

Mercury: (yeets TON 618\*)

TON 618\*: Uh oh.

Lieopa: What's going on?

Neptune: F\*CK YOU, LIEOPA.

Lieopa: NO, F\*CK YOU.

Neptune and Lieopa: f\*ck f\*ck f\*ck f\*ck f\*ck f\*ck f\*ck f\*ck f\*ck f\*ck f\*ck f\*ck f\*ck f\*ck f\*ck f\*ck f\*ck f\*ck

Barnard's Star: Huh? What's goi- WTF?!

SDSS J140821.67+025733.2\*: Hee hee now I can destroy Neptune.

Mercury: (yeets SDSS J140821.67+025733.2\*)

J140821\*: Ugh.

S5 0014+81: Hi bro.

Phoenix A\*: You know I'm a girl!

Betelgeuse: Yo, I eat JOOPITER!!!

Saturn: How could you eat him!

Betelgeuse: Bruh I mean that if I was Sun I eat Jupiter.

Saturn: Oh...

Barnard's Star: You know what? I'm outta here.

Lieopa: F\*CK YOU

Neptune: NO F\*CK YOU

Lieopa: No you!!!!!!!

(Lieopa and Neptune argue)

Betelgeuse: OK GUYS!!!!!! YOU WIN!!!!!!!!! VIDEO IS OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!