Jack Davids/Quotes

"Parker, are you sure this is a good idea?"

"I really wish Spencer was here."

"You know Spencer, he kinda comes and goes."

"Woah."

"Uh… sure, I can get some good footage for my channel. This looks..."

"Oh! Heh, a cute Teddy Bear."

"Light it up!"

"Uh… Parker?"

"Let's split up."

"I know, right?"

"Uh-oh."

"What the? Ahh!!! Ahh!!!!"

"Hello, Parker."

"You really should try this. I find it... uplifting."

"Wha?"

"What happened?"

"Spencer! There you are. Who's a good boy?"

"Spencer! No!"

"It's-It's the teddy bear from the painting."

"Uh… run!"

"Ugh! Gross!"

"We're done for."

"What up! Jack here! Comin' at you from Newbury Graveyard! Where we're gonna hunt! Some! Ghoooosts!!! Roll call: Dr. J.B. Watt. Every team's gotta have a mad scientist."

"And the muscle of our team: Double daring, death defying, Douglas!"

"And Spencer. He's a ghost and a dog! Good boy! Yes."

"Yeah, he only becomes visible for bacon, I gotta train him more."

"And last, but definitely not least, Parker! Her brand is lone wolf, but we're secretly best buds. Am I right?"

"Yeah, um, I'm coming. I just gotta check out these... pillars, uh, first."

"Man, no free Wi-Fi here?"

"I... think I'm being watched."

“Still streaming. Hey, wait up! Whoa! Oof! Don't—gross! And creepy, glowing key. Whaat? Guys? Uh, guys? If I survive, like and subscribe.”

“Wha—huh-huh! Parker! Whoa-ahh! Oh!”

“Out of battery! No! Whoa! Ah! Ahh!”

“Douglas! Parker! Help!”

“Uh… do you have a charger?”

“What? Gotta let my subscribers know I lived.”

“♪When Ghosts attack, you better holler Jack. I'm the best Ghost Hunter, I'm not a hack.♪”

“So I've haven't caught a ton of Ghosts, and you have saved me a lot. But I know I'm better at something than you. Just gotta find out what.”

“I can. Hey, who's saving whose butt now? Oops, sorry. On it now!”

“You’re okay.”

“Oh, no.”

“Drive! Drive! Drive!!!”

“Thanks, Parker. I know I'm still wet behind the ears, but hey, so are you!”

“What? Dogs are better. You can train them. Watch. Spencer! Wow. It worked without bacon.”

“Spencer, no! Come back!”

“Spence!”

“The sign says it's open 24/7. It's gotta... be... open. Spencer... Spence... Come here, boy... Spence...”

“No way. I lost Spencer once. I can't lose him again.”

“Stop! You'll drain Spencer!”

“What do you want?”

“So. If we finish our bacon first, you'll let us out?”

“Wow! I'm ‘getting SOOO FULL’ from this bacon. Hum. Yum! Yum!”

“Done!”

“We won, now let us out!”

“Spence. Come here! Light him up, Parker!”

“Yes! Dogs for the win! High five!”

“How? Look at that cute face. C'mon Spencer. Let's get you some bacon.”

“So… what's this package we're getting for?”

“A super battery for our phones?”

“Wanna bet?”

“Deal. You're so gonna lose. There! That's it! Oh yeah! Now that's a battery!”

“And what's that then? Oh no, not good.”

“We have to get to the engine so we can land this thing!”

“Never!”

“A trampoline? That's his plan?”

“The cool, new Ghost Hunting gear is just a freakin' coffee machine?!”

“So we both have to do each other's homework?”

“I'm… gonna… hurl!”

“We… all… have… regrets! Pull over!”

“I’ll take my chances.”

“Whew! Soooo much better.”

“It doesn't matter. Just glad to have you back.”

“Woof!”

“Says who?”

“Yee-haw!”

“What?! That's a PHONE?!”

“How are you supposed to text with just numbers? You mean I have to press them multiple times to spell a word?”

“So… why'd you called us down here?”

“Ugh! Just get back in your bottle!”

“Not today!”

“Jack, be quick!”

“Douglas? Douglas?!”

“You really ARE DEATH-DEFYING!”

“Yeah! 'cause we were saving Newbury from Lady E.! If they only knew!”

“Uuhh...We are getting detention! For the missed assingment! You all fainted when you heard!”

“At night! So we are going to be out a lot-I mean here a lot!”

“I guess we have to go in. Don't we?”

“Uh, should we…?”

“What’s wrong, Parker?”

“You fight ghosts every freakin' night, and you're afraid of FLYING?!”

“I think we found our ghost!”

“Douglas!”

“Ok, now I'M AFRAID OF FLYINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!”

“Alright!”

“FOR DOUGLAS!”

“You straight up flew a plane! You really ARE the fearless Parker!”

“No! Anything but that!”

“Heck yeah!”

“Understood! Won’t touch the cannon! Right, Parker? Parker?”

“Don’t you dare!”

“Ghost hunting Jack! Always on the grind!”

“Come out and show yourself, you dirty rat!”

“Dr. Drewell? Haven't seen you in a while. J.B. won't shut up about you. Can you believe that? So, uh, what are you doing here?”

“Hard pass, Lady E-eewww!”

“Wow! I can use my phone to see from the Hidden Side to the Real World!”

“Yooou are a ghost, Vaughn.”

“Yes, you are.”

”Your call, Parker!”

“We got eyes on Lady E. Over and out!”

“Big guy, big target! Get 'em!”

“We need a plan, guys!”

“How?! He keeps using his freakin' spyglass!”

“Alley-oop!”

“Yeah! See you again NEVER!”

“Lights out, Lady E.!”

“Uhhh, this isn't working!”

“Uh, how the heck are we going to stop her?!”

“Let’s hunt some freakin’ ghost!”

“Ugh, nobody believes my videos are real. All the comments ask what program I use to animate Spencer.”

“They think you're a puppet!”

“Oh no! He's heading towards the crowd!”

“I've got the perfect shot!”

“What up! Time for Jack's Ultimate, Half Court, Fire Ghost, Knockout Shot! On the first try.”

“You’re FIRED!”

“Wait! Ugh… you’re FIRED…”

“Yeah! Was that awesome or what?! Oh, I got it all on camera too!”

“Yeah, yeah, we're fine. Check this out J.B.!”

“Hahahahaha! Then I'm all like: "You're fired!"”

“Rami? THE Rami? O-of Trick Shot Ultimate?”

“Yeah, it's only one of the most viral shows on the web!”

“Your videos... Are amazing. You have like... A bajillion followers... A Sapphire Play Button... I mean c'mon! I can't even believe this! I'm actually getting-”

“OH-MY-GOSH-YES-PLEASE-THAT-WOULD-BE-AMAZING!”

“Excuse me, I mean... Haha, yeah man, sure, totally cool, whatevez.”

“I'm really sorry, but... Can we do it tomorrow?”