Season 1 Episode 2

## **Overview**

The second episode of BFW, aired on August 30, 2020, with a new and improved ring.

Referees: Sonic the Refhog, John Cena, Darth Sidious, Wendy

Commentators: Brendaniel, James, Minkle

Sponsors:

* **Meat**: Thank you delicious meat. I love it. I love the taste and I love the crunch of meat. Meat should always be crunchy. If the meat isn't crunchy, you're doing it wrong.
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* **Discord**
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### Match #1

Run-ins: Andrew W.K., assisting Steve (Minecraft)

### Match #2

Sponsored by Meat, the Meat match of the week. Everyone in the audience was gifted with a pound of four week old ribeye steak. Meat's loss resulted in BFW losing its sponsorship with Meat, but earned a sponsorship by Goo. It was revealed that most of the audience is also made of flesh, but 10% are made of goo.

### Match #3

Battle Royale
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### Match #5

Because of the outcome of the match, ranch was deemed illegal in Funny City. It is not known what the stakes were and why this was the result.

### Match #6

Referred by Darth Sidious, as he is the only referee who inhabits the realm of Hell, where Undeathmatches take place. The audience of these matches are the ghosts of the damned. The audience, Darth Sidious, and Hungry Pumpkin were once again pumped full off metabolic steroids to be the same size as Godzilla. Before the match, Brendaniel communicated with the spirit of Hungry Pumpkin via crystal ball, where Hungry Pumpkin told him to *"Give me the victory"*.

### Match #7

Five simulations were run for the match to see how the competitors would fight and how they would come up with different strategies. Todd won in every simulated match, because there were only five Elder Scrolls games at the date of the episode. The audience Shouted "*SPORTS*" during the match in support of Xavier. If Todd had won, Brendaniel would have had to pay for Fallout 1st again.

One Fall

### Match #8

A corporate match with a corporate referee, competing for the chance to sponsor BFW. It was a surprise match booked by corporate board member Pennywise, who set it up while Brendaniel was in the bathroom. The outcome of the match means BFW is now sponsored by Discord. At the end of match, God from Painhole overtook Brendaniel's body, saying that it was a cool match and that he's glad that Discord won. He also said he invented wrestling because he's a big wrestling fan. Match was oversaw by corporate assigned referee, Wendy.

### Match #9

Commissioned and booked by Punk Duck. The winner received their illustrious PhD in Funnynomics, a BFW university exclusive degree.

One Fall

### Match #10

During this match it was revealed that Stebby was once again caught by Vince McMahon, and was forced to work the late shift with him.

### Match #11

One of the main events of Season 1 Episode 2. Brendaniel had to use his time dilation crystal for the Tag Team match after the first match was determined by a count out, which does not validate a title match. These rematches were sped up to 800x speed. The first rematch ended in a draw due to time out, but after the time limit was disabled, the second rematch was fairly determined.

Tag Team
James Rolfe
Jack Black
Kyle Gass
 #2
James Rolfe
Jack Black
Kyle Gass
 #3
James Rolfe
Jack Black
Kyle Gass

### Match #12

The second main event of Season 1 Episode 2. The match was provoked because Marge bought the plain flavor SunChips, not the garden salsa ones. The match was won via count out.

## **Trivia**

* Planned to sell rain parkas to the audience, but they were lost in the mail.
* The audience Most are entirely made of flesh, 10% are goo, 5% are snakes.
* Commentators aren't allowed to eat spaghetti.
* The audience threw a total of 1,005 diamonds into the ring to support the show.
* You can apply for PhD in Funnynomics at twitch.tv/brendaniel. It requires following the channel and telling your friends about BFW.

## **Gallery**

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