Behavior Card Day (Shanti version)

It was behavior card day at Shanti's school, and Alice Liddell just came for a visit, despite being in fourth grade at Dover Elementary School. Mrs. Garcelon said, "Good morning, class! I'm sure you all know where Mrs. Kingsleigh has gone."

"No, ma'am." said the students.

"Well, she got poorly with the flu bug." said Mrs. Garcelon, "So, I will be taking over as a Behavior Card Day substitute. Let's start with the behavior card day! I already handed your behavior cards out to your desks. Some cards are good, and some cards are bad.

"Um...um...um...um...um...um, I got a black card!" cried Shanti when she looked at her black card, "Mrs. Garcelon, can I please have one more chance?"

"Absolutely not, Shanti!" shouted Mrs. Garcelon, "You have been the worst student ever! Go to the principal's office right now! And take your card with you!"

Shanti was so angry that she stomped out of the classroom.

Alice was next to get her behavior card. "Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! This must have been a dream," she said. "I have gotten a rainbow card! So that means I must be a very good student, right, madam?"

"That is totally correct, Alice!" smiled Mrs. Garcelon, "You have been the best student in the world! You have the rest of your life off! You may go to the principal's office and show him the card."

Alice was so happy that she merrily skipped out of the classroom.

The Old Hag, the Ringmaster, and the Queen of Hearts came third. "Aww, snap!" the Old Hag exclaimed in disgust, "Me, the Ringmaster, and the Queen of Hearts each got a red card! What is the meaning of this?"

"Well, Old Hag, Ringmaster, and Queen of Hearts," Mrs. Garcelon explained. "You three got a suspension for four months! Get out right now! I don't want to see you three ever again!"

The Old Hag, the Ringmaster, and the Queen of Hearts were so angry that they stomped out of the classroom.

Fourth came Benny the Bull. "Not bad," he said, shrugging his shoulders. "I got a white card. I guess nothing happens, right?"

"That's right, Benny." said Mrs. Garcelon, "Nothing happens to you. At least you tried your best. You may stay here."

Benny stayed put.

Ravi Dunsmuir came fifth. "Hey! What is this? An orange card? But, how is that possible? I demand you to give me a rainbow card immediately!" he shouted, "Or else, I will throw all of the school objects at your face!"

Mrs. Garcelon shook her head. "Never for the 100th time, Ravi Dunsmuir!" she shouted, "You actually deserve it for taking a picture of your "D" and throwing temper tantrums! The orange card means you get three hours of detention! Go to the detention room right now, or else!"

Ravi was so angry that he stomped out of the classroom.

Stromboli was sixth. He was crying and whining and throwing a temper tantrum about his card. "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! I got a gold medal card!" he moaned.

"That is correct, Stromboli!" said Mrs. Garcelon angrily, "You threw a hissy fit over the packed lunches your mom made especially for you! For that, you are suspended for two weeks! Go home right now!"

Stromboli ran out of the classroom in tears.

*Ten minutes later...*

When Diego Marquez got a bubblegum pink card (Which was five whole years off), he got very happy. "Holy sweet, bubbly goodness!" he exclaimed, "I got a bubblegum pink card!"

"Wow, Diego Marquez! You have been a super duper student ever!" exclaimed Mrs. Garcelon, "You got five whole years off! You may go home now!"

Diego was so happy that he skipped merrily out of the classroom.

When Alice flew back to Hangman's Tree in Neverland, she showed her card to her father, Prince Derek. He was very happy.

"Well done, Alice! Your mother, brothers, and I are so proud of you," he said. "You're ungrounded forever! You can go play with the mermaids in Mermaid Lagoon with Gideon, Marie, your brothers, and the Lost Forest Animals as your reward."

"Thank you so much, Father!" said Alice, hugging Derek, "You're the most wonderful father in the whole world!"

"You're welcome, Alice." Derek smiled.

But meanwhile, back in the real world, Shanti got home and showed her card to her own father, Prince Henry Charming. He was very angry.

"Shanti Bindi Liddell, I can't believe you got a dead meat card and got expelled forever!" Charming shouted angrily, "Your mother and I are very disappointed in you! And so are Pinocchio and Bolt!"

"Yes! I agree with what Henry said!" Cinderella said in agreement with her husband, "We wanted you to become the student of the year, not get expelled and have a dead meat card!"

"You're even worse than Stromboli!" Pinocchio, Shanti's brother, added.

"And you're one of the troublemakers!" her pet dog, Bolt, agreed.

"Don't you dare blame this on me!" Shanti retorted angrily, "It was the Old Hag, the Ringmaster, and the Queen of Hearts' fault for telling a tale on me for having sex with Diego!"

Pinocchio and Bolt got shocked. Charming angrily stormed towards Shanti. "For talking smack to your family like that, you're grounded for two whole weeks!" he scolded, "There will be no more TV, no more video games, no more movies, no more "FernGully: The Last Rainforest," no more 20th Century Fox movies and TV shows of any kind, no more man village, no more salads, no more ice cream, no more candy, no more soda, no more dessert, no more pizza, no more McDonald's, no more Burger King, no more Zaxby's, no more Taco Bell, no more Subway, no more Wendy's, no more Jack-In-The-Box, no more Steak n' Shake, no more Quizno's, no more Papa John's, no more Domino's Pizza, no more Pizza Hut, no more Sonic Drive In, no more KFC, no more Chick Fil A, no more Arby's, no more Applebee's, no more Sbarro, no more Dunkin Donuts, no more Starbucks, no more A&W, no more Carl's Jr., no more In n' Out, no more Popeye's, no more Chili's, no more Rally's, no more IHOP, no more Dairy Queen, no more Frisch's, no more White Castle, no more Denny's, no more Frisch's, and no more Fazoli's for you ever again! I hope you have learned your lesson!"

Shanti got even more furious. "Shut up, you stupid jerk!" she yelled, "I hope I will smash your wife's car with an axe!"

That did it! Charming slapped Shanti very hard, knocking her down. "You're grounded forever for calling your own father a jerk!" he scolded, "Room now, naughty girl!"

"Well, good!" Shanti scolded back after recovering and getting up, "I don't want to see you or even talk to you ever again!" She then stormed upstairs to her room, where her real little brother, Ranjan, was waiting for her.