A Big Ol' Boom

**Date Started:** March 18th, 2020
**Date Completed:** Ongoing
**Previous Role-Play:**
**Users Involved:** User:PuddingCups
**Setting**: Guillotine Island
**Characters Involved:**
* **Present**: Antonia J. Sarie

## Capturing Royalty

The island wasn't called Guillotine for no reason, in fact, that name wasn't even official. Years ago it had been called something else, barely even on the map until the Revolutionary Army took it over. Setting up a fancy machine in one of the only towns, known as the Guillotine. From then on, marines, pirates, and any other criminals that army found were sentenced to one thing and one thing only! "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!" A burly man called out, lowering his arm and with it, that silvery blade rusted with red fell and just as he had commanded, the crooks head rolled off and into the basket, the crowd cheering with glee as the world was filled with one less bad guy.

That's practically how everyday went. Every time they saw a ship along the coast they'd send vessels of their own to interrogate, and immediately if they were a marine or a pirate, they'd receive the same treatment. Chained up and thrown into a cell to await their inevitable doom.

That same pattern happened time after time again, until a fateful day when they had captured the wrong pirate. Known throughout the South Blue as "Killer Queen" with a bounty of 9,000,000 she was a rare find,and a shockingly easy capture! Her pink boat filled with hearts and stuffed animals of all kinds was hard to miss, and when they had approached the infamous Killer Queen, she was sitting on the deck of her anchored ship having a tea party! A tea party on the coast of guillotine island! She had to be a complete idiot to do something to brash. Held at gun point she only asked to take her stuffed teddy bear with her, afraid of the trouble if they said no, they allowed it and she, along with her ship, was taken to the island, though the paths when they got there were very different.

Killer Queen, or Antonia J. Sarie as they quickly learned, was thrown into a holding cell to await her "trial" while her ship was stripped of it's cargo (consisting of only boxes of tea, cutesy nick knacks, and stuffed animals).

Sitting in the cell, Sarie hugged her knees in the corner, her stuffed bear sitting across from her, his white fur dirtied from the manhandling they faced! "Aw Mr Whiskers, did they hurt you?" She whispered, drawing the attention of two very confused guards.

"She talks like a child? This little girl has a bounty of 9,000,000?" A guard questioned.

"I guess so, maybe it's some sort of mistake... She doesn't look like much of a Killer Queen to me, except that crown." The pair laughed at the remark, annoying Sarie greatly, her face twitching as they said the words, the words she heard so often. "Hey mister blister? Whadya mean I don't look like a queen..."

The guard was startled. "Don't you see the crown." She pouted, her lips pursed. "Mr Whiskers they offended me! We're gonna have to do something!" Bringing her hand to her ear and cupping it as if she was trying to hear better, she listened to what the bear was apparently telling her before clapping. "A great idea whiskeys!"

The guards looked at each other, scratching their heads they shrugged it off, looping their fingers in the air as if to say "CRAAAZZYYYY."