The Flying Doctor

***The Flying Doctor*** is the name of the second chapter of Belinda Blinked 6 and the subject of the second episode of the sixth season of *My Dad Wrote a Porno*, released on 31 May 2021.

## Description

*Stuck in the middle of nowhere, Belinda calls for help to escape the dust and scrub. Meanwhile, Herr Bisch plots his next move.*

## Featured Characters

*(In order of appearance):*

* Belinda Blumenthal
* James Spooner (mentioned only)
* Herr Wolfgang Bisch
* George Sylvester
* Giselle Sylvester (mentioned only)
* Gunda
* Doc Al (first appearance)

## Featured Locations

* The Scrub and Dust, Australia
* Bisch's Australian lair (first appearance)
* Sydney Town Centre, Australia

## Introduction

*Prior to starting the chapter, Team Porno discuss:*

* Jamie's house being way too cold
* James and Alice apparently being jealous that Jamie lives in a "full house"
* Alice and James calling Jamie posh based on his past tales from the podcast and calling him Little Lord Fauntleroy

## Synopsis

Belinda's timing is perfect as she rolls out of the hot air balloon and onto the scrub and dust like a true spy pro. She looks around the infertile landscape and finds a tin shack, breaking and entering into it with a gold-bearing ore. Belinda (now naked) wonders if it was a trap given how easy it was to get into, and vows to personally avenge Spooner's death no matter the cost. She enters the empty shack with a ninja stance of preparedness, spotting an old radio transmitter. She clinks her imaginary glass of chardonnay, seeing the day as not so bad after all.

Somewhere else over the bluer-than-bog-standard-blue sea, Bisch (miraculously well again and conscious) sips a cocktail with a fish-finger garnish in his cold, slimy hands. George rants and raves about being betrayed by Blumenthal and Giselle, calling them unkind and saying Bisch's goons need to be shaken up. He says he is the only one who is an expert in penetrative insurgency and would be the only one able to find the lost blueprints and find Giselle. Bisch's standards, higher than Keith Richards up a coconut tree, meant he would never be happy until everyone in the pots and pans industry was kissing his old, wrinkly asshole. George asks for an extra million Euros, which Bisch agrees to, but he says he needs Giselle alive as he suspects she has the Trioxy-Brillo range plans. George swears to take them from her vice-tight vagina if need be and Bisch says that George has 3 weeks to find her, transferring him the money online immediately. George leaves for his mission and Bisch's nurse Gunda arrives, dressed in petite white medical attire, whispering in his good ear which causes him to nod; Gunda, an expert in non-verbal communication, understands that this means yes and spins 360 degrees and a third in her stiletto heel. As she turns, the G-forces causes her hairnet and clothes to blow away, revealing long tresses of red hair and a skintight leather bodysuit covered in drawings of various insects. Bisch welcomes Gunda, now known as Agent XYZ, after she reveals her true self. She pledges to serve him forever robotically, which Bisch finds sexy. Agent XYZ's big tits pout and her red hair falls down to her bum, causing Bisch to jizz in his lap like in a naughty dream. Speaking the language of hate, Bisch asks his Exceptional One to kill George once he has captured Giselle, despite already having paid Georgie-Porgie, and also asks Gunda to capture Belinda (the Bitch of Blumenthal) as he has unfinished business with her titties. Gunda cackles hysterically and Bisch falls asleep, leading Gunda to march out of Bisch's Australian lair.

After many attempts, Belinda is able to contact the local flying doctor who determined that she was dehydrated and in need of multivitamins, but otherwise nothing too serious. However, protocol dictates that he needed to come to inspect her and, not wanting to embarrass the doctor's wife, Belinda put on an old set of dungarees with holes in them, covering her left breast with her hand. The sound of a small aeroplane getting louder and slower approaches, as the doctor makes his way across the scrub and dust. Greeting Belinda, he says "g'day" to her. He has a nose as long as a crooked carrot and hair like a cauliflower; Belinda, entranced, thinks he is a hunk, as her fanny is itching for action after 3 days on the hot air balloon. They shake hands and her breast falls out, causing the Doc Al to smile. Within three minutes of his examination he discovers that she was fine, but he clocked her wetness and lovely prehensile-shaped toes, as "Prehensile Toes and Their Presence in Modern Day Women" was his PhD degree at Money Ash University, and he had hoped to continue on to do more research but past student loans had put a halt onto his academic desires. He asks Belinda to roll over onto her tummy and masturbate with her hand between her legs while he measures her toes, in the same of science. Belinda warns him that she might squirt, but Al blinks and says that if anyone as dehydrated as her could squirt, he would run for state governor. He strips off and gently takes Belinda's throbbing pussy out of her dungarees, penetrating her vulva and rubbing her clitoris, causing her to have multiple orgasms. Doc Al works hard and switches from the front to the back, with his hair getting wetter and slapping against his rectum-red head. Belinda asks the flying doctor to prove that he can lick her ass out better than any soft wipe but he doesn't seem too keen so she takes matters into her own brain. She flips the good doctor over, seeing as she's down under anyway, and draws her long nails over his perineum to tickle him, causing him to cum buckets and buckets. After the endeavour, Doc Al suggests they return to Sydney Town Centre as his airbus flyer was very fast. In two shakes of a cat's ass, they arrive. He shakes her hand one last time and leaves her be, causing Belinda to wonder what to do now. Blumenthal blinks.

## Notes

* After the reveal of Gunda's insect-covered leather bodysuit, Alice suspected that it would be used as camouflage on the forest floor.
* James says he is bubbling with anger during the episode due to the various glaring plotholes in the chapter, including Bisch magically teleporting from the hot air balloon to his Australian lair and Belinda somehow wearing a bra during her sex with Doc Al despite being naked moments before.
* The events of this chapter forces Jamie to accept that Rocky is into rimming, after the fluke occurrence between Giselle and Spooner in Book 4.