Icky Lover/Quotes

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*(Fairy World, Cupid's mansion; a mysterious square figure and a female figure sneak into Cupid's bedroom, where Cupid and Wallet are sleeping. They quietly steal Cupid's bow and arrows and leave. Some time later, Cupid wakes up)*
**Cupid:** Alright, it's time for me to... *(notices there are no arrows)* Hmm, that's funny, I seem to have misplaced my arrows. Where did my arrows go? *(notices that the bow is gone, gasps)* MY BOW IS GONE TOO! Someone stole my bows and arrows! I gotta tell Jorgen about this!

*(in Dimmsdale, Vicky is walking towards Timmy's home, when a mysterious square figure behind a female figure in a bush pulls out Cupid's bow and arrows and fires an arrow at Vicky as she looks at Timmy through the window)*
**Vicky:** That arrogant twerpy Timmy Turner. So happy not miserable looking as he should be. How I... (gets hit by an arrow) I... (sees Timmy and has hearts in her eyes) I l... (eyes turned to normal) loath him!
**Figure:** It wore off already? Wow, that is some pretty tough hatred in her soul. Maybe an extra dose will do the trick.
*(Vicky gets hit by an arrow with stronger dose of love; she opens the door, sees Timmy and has hearts in her eyes)*
**Timmy:** *(sigh)* Hi, Vicky.
**Vicky:** *(in a flirting tone)* Hi, twerp. I came here to babysit you while your parents are away.
**Timmy:** Of course. Well, go ahead! Do your worst and-- wait, why are you speaking to me like that?
**Vicky:** Because, I just realized something, Timmy.
**Timmy:** What's that?
**Vicky:** I love you! *(hugs Timmy, who is surprised)* Normally, I'd just torture you like I always do, but I've gotten a stinging sensation in my back earlier today and it made me into a nicer person. I've had eyes for you since the day you called me up on the phone and let those idiot parents of yours leave me to babysit you!
**Timmy:** I thought you hated me!
**Vicky:** *(laughs)* I did, but I just find twerps like you a bit cute. Besides, I'm nice now, and you can consider me as your girlfriend.
**Timmy:** After several years of being tortured by you, this feels so suddden... and unwanted. You're pretty when you're not angry.
**Vicky:** Thank you. Now kiss me, twerp!
**Timmy:** What?
**Vicky:** *(annoyed)* I said kiss me!
**Timmy:** Oh, okay. *(kisses Vicky on the cheek)*
**Vicky:** I meant on the lips, twerp, like this. *(kisses Timmy on the lips, his cheeks are now red)*
**Timmy:** Hey, that wasn't so bad. But what if Tootie finds out about this?
**Vicky:** Relax, my sister's not gonna find out!
*(Vicky continues kissing Timmy, who sighs, lovestruck. Tootie watches from her room with her binoculars, and is about to cry)*
**Tootie:** No...no! NOOOOOOOO! *(sobbing)* This can't be happening! WHY, TIMMY, WHY?!
*(cut to Cosmo, Wanda and Timantha in Timmy's room, watching Vicky, shocked)*
**Wanda:** That's odd.

*(Timmy, now with Vicky's kiss marks all over his face, walks towards Ivan, who's carrying Astronov as his backpack and drinking apple juice from Neptunia as a carton using a straw)*
**Timmy:** Hi, Ivan!
**Ivan:** Hey, Timmy! Whoa, looks like someone took a smooch shower today.
**Timmy:** You got that right, Ivan!
**Ivan:** Let me guess, did Trixie just suddenly become nicer towards you?
**Timmy:** No.
**Astronov:** Veronica went on a date with you?
**Timmy:** Bzzt! Wrong again!
**Neptunia:** Tootie snuck into your room and lived out one of her fantasies?
**Timmy:** No, but close.
**Ivan:** Then what is it?!
**Timmy:** I have a new girlfriend.
**Ivan:** A new girlfriend, huh? Who is she? *(drinks his apple juice)*
**Wanda:** You're not gonna believe this, but Timmy's new girlfriend is his babysitter, you know who.
**Ivan:** *(spits out juice)* You're dating Vicky? Are you crazy?!
**Timmy:** No.
**Ivan:** For crying out loud, Timmy, Vicky's a teenager! And an evil one, at that! Evil teenagers and miserable kids in romance do not mix.
**Cosmo:** Timmy sure hasn't been the same since Vicky fell in love with him and became nice.
**Astronov:** *(as he and Neptunia turn to fairy form)* That's weird. Usually Vicky does all sorts of bad things to Timmy.
**Wanda:** We know that.
**Neptunia:** It's really weird to be dating your own babysitter who's usually really mean to you.
**Astronov:** Not to mention, very creepy.
**Timmy:** Come on, guys, don't be negative. I'm sure Vicky has turned over a new leaf. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think she might also be a great girlfriend.
*(Ivan shudders)*
**Poof:** My thoughts exactly. I hope that romantic relationship between Timmy and Vicky will end soon.

*(evening; Timmy's parents come back home)*
**Mr. Turner:** Timmy, we're home! *(sees Timmy holding hands with Vicky)* Wow, you two must be getting along pretty well!
**Vicky:** That's right, Mr. Turner! Timmy is so wonderful, he's been a very good boy today!
**Timmy:** *(blushing)* Oh, stop.
**Mrs. Turner:** Aww, looks like someone's in love!
**Vicky:** Yeah... well, it's time for me to go. *(takes some money from Timmy's parents)* I'll take this, thank you very much. I'll see you tomorrow, sweet twerp! *(blows a kiss to Timmy, then closes the door)*
**Mr. Turner:** I guess Vicky really likes you, Timmy!
**Timmy:** Yeah, dad. Kind of weird, but sweet at the same time.
**Mrs. Turner:** She likes you as much as Tootie does, if not more!
**Timmy:** I know. I better go to sleep. Goodnight, mom and dad!
**Mr. & Mrs. Turner:** Goodnight, Timmy!

*(Tootie's room, Tootie is sleeping; a thought bubble appears; scene fades to a chapel, with Timmy being dressed like a groom)*
**Timmy:** Wow, I'm getting married already?
*(a bunch of guests appear, including Timmy's parents, Timantha, Chester, A.J., Charlotte, Trixie Tang, Nicky, John and Tootie)*
**Timmy:** Amazing! But, wait, Trixie, why aren't you dressed like a bride?
**Trixie:** Oh, you're getting married to your secret admirer, Timmy.
**Timmy:** My secret admirer? Is it you, Trixie?
**Trixie:** No, Timmy, you're wrong. I'm not marrying you, I'm a flower girl. Oh, here comes your bride now.
**Tootie:** Please don't be my sister...
*(Vicky appears, dressed like a bride, Foop plays "Here Comes the Bride" on the organ, Anti-Astronov, Anti-Neptunia and Anti-Wanda walk Vicky up the aisle, Anti-Cosmo shows up as the minister)*
**Chester:** What the-?!
**A.J.:** You're kidding me, right?
**Tootie:** This can't be happening!
**Timmy:** I did *not* agree to this.
**Anti-Cosmo:** We are gathered here today to take this lovely couple in unholy matrimony.
**Timmy:** I'm outta here! (tries to run, but the Anti-Fairies poof up a ball and chain on his leg, and tie him up with a rope) I wish I was outta here! (nothing happens) Cosmo? Wanda? Poof? Hello?
**Vicky:** You're not going anywhere. Your fairy godparents don't belong to you or your sister anymore!
**Timmy:** WHAT?!
**Anti-Cosmo:** Is there anyone here who has a reason why these two should not be wed? Other than the groom, of course.
**Tootie:** Yes, there is! I can't let you marry my Timmy, sis!
**Chester:** Yeah, Icky Vicky! My best friend will not marry you.
**A.J.:** Ditto.
**Trixie:** I have to agree with them. Even I wouldn't let my on-off-again boyfriend marry a girl like you.
**Tootie:** I'd rather lose Timmy to a good-looking boy magnet than to my evil sister!
**Vicky:** Sorry, my wedding, my rules! (to the Anti-Fairies) Take the twerp's friends away!
**Chester and A.J.:** (as the Anti-Fairies take them out of the chapel) NOOOOOOOO!!!
**Trixie:** (as the Anti-Fairies take her out of the chapel) This is a stupid wedding anyway!
**Vicky:** And as for you, little sister, (tapes Tootie's mouth shut, ties her hands up and puts two balls and chains on her legs) BE QUIET!
**Timmy:** Hey, you just took away my best friends.
**Vicky:** Look, this is my wedding, I have my own rules! Anyone who speaks out gets kicked out, except for you.
**Anti-Cosmo:** Do you, Vicky, take Timmy Turner to be your lawful wedded husband?
**Vicky:** I do!
**Anti-Cosmo:** Do you, Timmy Turner, take Vicky to be your lawful wedded wife?
**Tootie:** *(muffled cries of panic)*
**Timmy:** I do...NOT! I'd rather take Trixie to be my lawful--(Anti-Cosmo electrocutes Timmy) OW! I mean, yes, I do! I do take Vicky to be my lawful wedded wife!
**Anti-Cosmo:** Very well. (poofs wedding rings on Timmy and Vicky's fingers, Timmy tries to take the ring out, but it won't come off) I hereby pronounce you boy and wife. You may kiss the bride.
**Timmy:** Heck no!
**Vicky:** Then I'll do it for you! (kisses Timmy on the lips) My first married kiss!
**Tootie:** *(muffled screams)*
**Mr. Turner:** Have fun with your new wife, Timmy!
*(Vicky runs out of the chapel, holding tied-up Timmy, throws him on the rear of the convertible. The rear bumper sticker reads "JUST MARRIED", and Vicky gets into the convertible, then drives off)*
*(cut to Tootie tossing and turning in her bed; she wakes up screaming and looks around her room)*
**Tootie:** Thank goodness it was only a dream! (looks through the binoculars into Timmy's room, Timmy is sleeping, with his fairies in the fishbowl, also sleeping) At least he's not with Vicky.

*(cut to Timmy's room, where he's sleeping; an explosion occurs, making Timmy jump out of his bed and his fairies as fish waking up; Jorgen and Cupid appear)*
**Jorgen:** Turner!
**Timmy:** Jorgen? Cupid? What are you two doing here? It's three in the morning.
**Cosmo:** Besides, don't people usually eat at this time of day?
**Jorgen:** My apologies. Cupid, explain to him.
**Cupid:** My bow and arrows have disappeared, and I suspect that you stole them, making girls like Trixie fall in love with you!
**Timmy:** What? I know that I stole your bow and arrows once before, but I swear, it wasn't me this time. I learned my lesson.
**Cupid:** Hmm... *(to Jorgen)* He's telling the truth.
**Jorgen:** Very well, then.
**Wanda:** Can't you start searching for the bow and arrows tomorrow? Timmy's tired, and he need some sleep.
**Cupid:** Okay.
**Jorgen:** Again, sorry for interrupting his sleep.
*(Jorgen and Cupid disappear, Timmy goes back into his bed and goes to sleep)*

*(morning; outside view of Vicky's house)*
**Tootie:** *(off-screen; gasps)* What happened to my room?
*(cut to Tootie's bedroom, which is devoid of all the Timmy-related stuff)*
**Tootie:** Where did all of my Timmy-related stuff go? *(exits her room, and goes to Vicky's room, which is now full of Timmy-related stuff, such as posters, a Timmy-shaped bed and a shrine of Timmy carved out of stone)* Oh, great! First, Vicky stole my Timmy, now she stole my stuff! *(Vicky's voice)* That twerpette is gonna **pay!** *(normal voice)* Speaking of Vicky, where is she?
*(cut to the Turner's house; the doorbell rings, Mr. Turner opens the door, to reveal Vicky, who now has her hair down, and is wearing a pink shirt, black pants and green shoes)*
**Mr. Turner:** Timmy, Vicky's here to see you!
**Timmy:** *(going downstairs)* Already? *(sees Vicky and gasps, glaring at Vicky in romance)* Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh...
*(cut to Cosmo, Wanda and Poof as goldfish)*
**Wanda:** Oh, great, now Timmy's stuttering.
**Cosmo:** Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh...
**Poof:** Dad!
**Cosmo:** I'm sorry, Poof. Vicky's beauty must've hypnotized me.
**Mrs. Turner:** It's just like Timmy at kindergarten when he first saw Trixie Tang.
**Vicky:** Timmy, darling, will you please stop stuttering?
**Timmy:** Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh...
**Vicky:** *(shouting)* TWERP, I'M TRYING TO TALK TO YOU!!! *(Timmy stops stuttering)*
**Mrs. Turner:** Now, now, Vicky, it's not nice to yell at Timmy like that.
**Timmy:** No, it's okay, mom.
**Vicky:** So, twerp, how do I look? Am I pretty?
**Timmy:** Gosh, Vicky, you look really pretty. I like how the color of your shirt matches your eyes.
**Vicky:** Thank you! Now, what do you say we go out on a date? Preferably to the park?
**Timmy:** Oh, how could I say no to such a pretty girl that I thought was mean to me?
**Mr. Turner:** *(hands Timmy some cash)* Here's some money, if you're planning to go to a restaurant or something.
**Timmy:** Thanks, dad.
*(Vicky and Timmy walk outside, holding hands. Tootie looks at them from afar and growls, fuming. Ivan and his fairies walk up to Tootie)*
**Ivan:** Tootie, you're steaming! You're like a steamed vegetable...who has just been dumped.
**Tootie:** Don't rub it in! I can't believe Timmy went on a date with Vicky! That should've been me!
**Ivan:** Okay, Tootie, take a chill pill. I have a feeling that Vicky is not herself. Something must be controlling her.
**Astronov:** We need to follow them and see what they're up to.
**Tootie:** Hey, that sounds like a good idea!

*(Dimmsdale Park; Ivan, his fairies and Tootie are spying on Timmy and Vicky; Vicky is pushing Timmy on the swingset)*
**Timmy:** Whee! Push me higher, Vicky, higher! *(Vicky pushes a bit too hard, causing Timmy to fly off the swingset, screaming until he lands in a bush)* Too high...
**Vicky:** Oops. Are you okay, twerp?
**Ivan:** Seems like they're doing pretty harmless stuff so far. *(spots Foop and Anti-Neptunia in a bush, who fire Cupid's arrow into Vicky, and then chuckle)* I knew it!
**Mark:** *(in his Justin Jake Ashton disguise)* Hey, dudes, what are you doing?
**Tootie:** Why, you look look really dreamy! *(hugs Mark)*
**Mark:** HEY! *(shoves Tootie away)* Keep away from me! You can't touch Justin Jake Ashton!
**Ivan:** Mark, I know it's you. And I have some bad news about Vicky...she dumped you for Timmy.
**Mark:** What?! You must be joking!
**Ivan:** I'm not.
**Mark:** *(crying)* Oh, why must she leave me for Timmy?! He lied to me when he said Vicky wasn't his mate!
**Tootie:** Don't cry, handsome. We'll get our revenge on her! Well, technically, only *I* will get revenge on her and get my Timmy back! You can have Vicky.
**Mark:** *(stops crying)* Okay.
**Ivan:** Guys, let's go and spy on Timmy and Vicky before we lose them!
*(Jorgen and Cupid poof up)*
**Cupid:** Have you found out who stole my bows and arrows?
**Ivan:** Yes. They're Foop and Anti-Neptunia, right by that bush!
*(Jorgen and Cupid poof up next to Foop and Anti-Neptunia, and clear their throats)*
**Foop:** Uh-oh, busted.
**Anti-Neptunia:** Here, *(hands Cupid his bow and arrows)* take your stupid bows and arrows!
**Jorgen:** And why did you do it?
**Foop:** She made me do it! *(poofs away)*
**Anti-Neptunia:** You coward! *(poofs away)*

*(fade to Ivan, his fairies, Tootie and Mark spying on Timmy and Vicky from afar, who are sitting at a table outside a restaurant and are eating spaghetti. Vicky and Timmy eat one part of the spaghetti, and eventually end up touching each other's lips.)*
**Mark:** Sick!
**Astronov:** Look on the bright side, at least they weren't actually kissing...
*(Timmy and Vicky laugh, and then kiss)*
**Tootie:** *(screams; covers her eyes)* It burns!
**Astronov:** I stand corrected.
**Vicky:** Timmy, I'm having a great time with you.
**Timmy:** Same here, Vicky.
**Vicky:** You're so cute when you agree with me. Together, you and I will be the strongest couple in the entire world! *(fire in her eyes)* We will dominate the Earth!
**Timmy:** *(freaked out)* Uh...I gotta go.
**Vicky:** *(grabs Timmy)* Hold up, Timmy, don't go! I didn't mean it that way! *(hands Timmy a phone)* Here, Trixie wants to call you.
**Timmy:** *(as he takes the phone)* Wow, Trixie wants to call me? Awesome! *(presses a button on the phone, which sprays knock-out gas into Timmy's face, making him fall unconscious; woozily)* Wait...Trixie doesn't spray gas at me... *(falls asleep)*
**Vicky:** Even unconscious, he's still cute!
**Ivan:** Oh no! I wish for a Timmy tracker!
*(Astronov and Neptunia poof up a Timmy tracker; they begin to follow Vicky)*
**Cupid:** *(poofs up with his bow and Anti-Love plungers, giving them to Ivan)* Here, you'll need these.
**Ivan:** Thanks, Cupid. What are these for?
**Cupid:** They're my Anti-Love plungers. They're made to break people out of love.
**Neptunia:** Like the opposite to your love arrows?
**Cupid:** Exactly.

*(fade to Vicky's house, where Timmy is chained up on Vicky's bed, he wakes up)*
**Vicky:** Hi, twerp! I've decided to chain you up so that you won't run away from me! I'll head downstairs to collect my dresses to see which one would fit better! *(leaves the room)* Love you, Timmy!
*(Timmy's fairies appear)*
**Timmy:** *(groans)* Now I hate Vicky again. I thought Tootie was bad, but this is much worse! *(to his fairies)* I wish I was free and out of Vicky's clutches!
*(Cosmo, Wanda and Poof raise their wands; raspberry)*
**Timmy:** Wait, don't tell me. True love?
**Wanda:** Yes, Timmy.
**Timmy:** The way she's been acting, it doesn't seem like true love to me!
**Cosmo:** Just keep acting like you love Vicky. Your friends will be here to save you any moment!
**Timmy:** Alright...
**Vicky:** *(comes back with a range of dresses as Timmy's fairies poof away)* I'm back! Let's play dress-up! *(picks one dress)* Do you like this dress? *(picks another dress)* Or this one? *(picks another dress)* Or this one?
**Timmy:** To tell you the truth, Vicky, I don't really think it matters. I think you look great either way.
**Vicky:** Awww... *(the lights in Vicky's room are turned off, causing the room to go dark)* Hey! Who turned off the lights?
*(Tootie enters Vicky's room in her ninja gear and is heard beating up Vicky)*
**Vicky:** Ow! Hey, quit it! My spleen!
*(the lights in Vicky's room go back on, revealing that all of Tootie's stuff in Vicky's room is gone, and Vicky is tied up with rope)*
**Tootie:** Have no fear, Timmy, the ninja of love is here to save you!
**Ivan:** *(prepares his bow and plunger)* Say hello to my plunger friend. *(fires the plunger into Vicky's face)* I think the plunger likes you.
**Vicky:** Zip it, Russian twerp! *(to Timmy)* And as for you, I don't love you anymore!
**Timmy:** YAY!
**Vicky:** Don't cheer, twerp! I can't believe I got my butt kicked by my little sister!
**Ivan:** I'll have you know, Vicky, I saw you kissing Timmy.
**Vicky:** I...**kissed the twerp?!** *(spits in disgust; Tootie karate chops Vicky on the shoulder, knocking her out cold)*
**Ivan:** Wow, Tootie, you know karate?
**Tootie:** Yes. Charlotte taught me a few moves.
**Poof:** *(as he and his parents appear)* Now it's time for our part. *(he and his parents raise their wands, unlocking the padlock and freeing Timmy from his chains)*
**Timmy:** I'm free!
**Cupid:** *(poofs up)* May I have my bow and plungers back? *(Ivan hands the bow and plungers to him)* Thank you. *(poofs away)*
**Neptunia:** Does anyone find it ironic that Tootie's sister Vicky fell in love with Timmy due to Cupid's arrows when she normally hates him?
**Ivan:** I personally find it ironic that, for once, Tootie came to save Timmy from peril when it's normally the other way around.
**Timmy:** Tootie, whatever you did to Vicky, that was really cool! I'm sorry for dating your sister.
**Tootie:** Thanks, and I forgive you. Aren't you forgetting something, lover boy?
**Timmy:** Yes. Thank you for saving me. *(hugs Tootie)*
**Tootie:** No, I meant something else. *(puckers up her lips)*
**Timmy:** Oh... *(stares at Ivan, who gestures him that it's okay to kiss Tootie)* Eh, why not. *(kisses Tootie on the lips)* And Tootie, despite you stalking me most of the time, you're still a hundred times better than Vicky, since you're at least actually nice to me.
**Tootie:** That's so sweet of you to say that, Timmy.
**Ivan:** Well, let's go home.
**Timmy:** *(picks Vicky up and throws her to Mark in his Justin Jake Ashton disguise)* Here you go, Mark! I'm sorry about stealing Vicky away from you. It wasn't my fault, I swear.
**Mark:** *(unties Vicky)* It's okay, I believe you. *(to Vicky as she wakes up)* Now that you're single again, Vicky, how about we go out for a walk in the park?
**Vicky:** That sounds lovely! *(she and Mark walk away)*
**Timmy:** No matter what happens, Tootie, you have my word that I'll always prefer you over Vicky as my girlfriend! *(walks away)*
**Tootie:** I'll be sure to remember that, Timmy! *(goes back into her room, and sighs)* It's good to have my stuff and my Timmy back.
*(end title card)*