The Flint Called Manstone

The Flint Called Manstone is a poop of the 1966 Flintstones movie 'The Man Called Flintstone' made by WTLNetwork. It is the second poop of a feature length movie made by WTLNetwork, the first being Chazlar And The Chocolate Factory.

## Plot

The poop starts out with Agent Rock Slag (an exact double of Fred Flintstone) being chased by minions of the The Green Goose. He falls off of a cliff, and is beheaded, but somehow survives despite horrible Stone Age medical care. He then throws three signs back at the Green Goose's minions: one that says "You Suck!", and two Detour signs. The minions then become trapped between detour signs, and fall off the cliff.

This is followed by a Fred Flintstone Rock Solid Sex Tip: "Sneak up the back alley. They've never been taken up that way before."

The Chief then gives Fred his codename: Rock Slag. 'Rock' then raps about his new name. Two nurses come along and kiss and caress Fred, who rather embarrassingly gets an erocktion. Meanwhile, Betty realises that the trailer for her car has obtained its own apartment, much to her annoyance. A tortoise manages to prop up the trailer with his dick while Wilma and Betty fix a broken tyre. Fred and Barney return from their ordeal and put on a record by The Prodigy and start dancing.

Fred, Barney, Wilma and Betty arrive at the airport, and Fred buys a copy of 'Stones' magazine. They board their plane, which is launched and promptly crashes and explodes because pterodactyls offer very little to the world of aviation. They board another plane and Fred checks out the third class area. Rather bizarrely, a laser cannon shoots Fred as he looks through the curtain. Fred then visits Barney and Betty in last class. The plane is picked up by King Kong, who destroys the plane.

In Paris, the chief suggests that a can of Castlemaine XXXX would assist Fred in his search for the Green Goose. The chief then meets a man called Triple X, along with two fat slags. After flying to Italy, Fred tells Wilma that were they here years ago, he would have fucked her in the garden, however seconds later he strenuously denies that he would. Later in a restaurant, Fred orders a bottle of 'Fifty Flittering Flitterflies', the finest wine in the world. Betty calls him a 'playboy', to which Fred replies 'Baah'.

Fred is then seen riding around what appears to be the Colosseum walls on a cart, screaming for help. He descends stone formations, exploding on each landing with the last explosion being the biggest. He later runs into an old woman, asking her if she is Triple X, but she stabs him in the chest with her cane. Fred is unsuccessful in locating Triple X on the current floor of the hotel, so he decides to take the elevator to the lobby. He presses the button to open the door, only to find Nyan Cat in the elevator.

Chief Boulder tells fred that he's going to have to level with Fred, to which the latter asks what he means. Boulder explains that the Green Goose is a master criminal who plans to take over the world (accompanied by a cutaway of a green live action goose in a field). Fred runs into a hideout to discover a giant Double Decker candy bar to his astonishment. The villains explain that Chief Boulder is "out cold for the evening," and one of them hands the Green Goose a message - all it says is "Hmm...".

Fred asks a little bird to do him a favor. The bird is curious as to what it is, and Fred claims that it is nothing much. He holds the bird up to a window, pointing out a key hanging on a desk the villains are asleep at. Before the bird can know about the key, Fred crushes the bird with his fist.

Barney is hanging out of a window by a cloth, and he asks Fred to pull him up. Fred does just that, but the cloth snaps and starts to loosen, dropping Barney down the cliff. He holds on for dear life and cries for help, but gets hit in the crotch by a rock at the bottom.

Inside a missile, Barney ponders what they can do, and Fred says they can aim the missile into space where no harm will be done; he sets the dial from "Target" to "Space". Outside, the Green Goose presses a button to open the door, saying to hand it out. Fred hands out a jewel necklace, pulling the Green Goose inside. Fred and Barney exit the missile as fast as their stone age legs can carry them, and Barney presses the button, closing the door.

The Green Goose yells wanting out of the missile, but it takes off. However, he is able to set the dial back to "Target". Fred and Barney watch in disbelief as the missile flies back down to Earth, destroying Bedrock.