Stealin le copyright

## Copyright is useless

Yes, it is. The real meaning for this dreaded word is “an exclusive right for creative works”. EXCLUSIVE? I think those nasty conservitives did this! Anyway i infringed some.

On the anylitics page, it says “the data should not be shared without permission”, But I shared it.

Proud? Im proud =D!

However Nintendo hates it when you copy their stuff. They will send takedown requests, but not today! I took a picture of a Pokemon card (and shared it)! It is a Flapple V! Wait, is pokemon made by Nintendo? I think it is. Good luck taking this one down!

The letter C is stuck in a circle (C)

It is trapped in there

It wants to see its family T-T

## More stuff

I hast pirated le first bits of “My brothers famous bottom” by Jeremy Strong. Thou shalt read it!

Chapter 1, The big plan

My dads got a big plan. He told us all about it at a special family meeting. All of us were there -Mum, Dad, Granny and her husband, Lancelot, me and the twins even though they’re only one and a bit. Dad banged a big spoon on the table to get our attention and made his announcement. “We need a big plan,” he told us, “A big flan, dear?” said Granny. She’s a bit deaf and gets the wrong idea sometimes. “What kind of flan? Stawberry? I like stawberry flan. As long as it’s not gooseberry, or marmite.” Granny pulled a face. “Marmite flan is horrible.” I stared at Granny. What was she going on about? “It’s got nothing to do with flans”, shouted Dad. “I said we need a big plan.” “Oh,” smiled Granny. “I thought a big flan seemed silly, but then so many of your ideas are silly, aren’t they, Ron?” “You’re so kind, Mother dear.” Dad said icily. Mum sighed. Dad frowned and pulled at his beard. “We have money problems. And the money problem is - we don’t have any. We’ve nothing in the bank. In fact we have less than nothing in the bank.” “Dad, how can you have less than nothing?” I asked. “It’s called an overdraft, Nicholas,” Lancelot explained. “It means your mum and dad owe the bank money.” “Exactly,” grunted Dad. “It’s because Cheese and Tomato cost so much.” Mum glared at dad. “How many times do I have to remind you that the twins are called James and Rebecca, not Cheese and tomato?” Granny shook her head. “I don’t know what the fuss is about. After all, they were born in the back of a pizza delivery van. You should see the faces my friends pull when I tell them my two newest grandchildren are called Cheese and Tomato.” “I don’t want you friends pulling faces,” snapped Mum. “Grannies are supposed to say things like ‘cootchy cootchy coo’ to babies, not “ooh, cheese and tomato, my favourite, yummy yum’!”

This is the end of this snippit. You should really read the full thing its pretty good NGL!

## Stock images get unlucky

Stock images are expensive! £350/$370 for 1 picture from GettyImages? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Of coarse if you buy it, the watermarks dissappear like magic. But If if you take a screenshot of the libary, there will be no watermark!

I have sceenshotted a cute picture of a meercat or something. (dont worry for my wallet, it is just a screenshot)

You

Can

Sue

Me

But

I

Can

Avoid

It.

See you later, bye for now (^\_^)