Jon Gracey/Quotes

This page lists various things Jon Gracey has said.

"*Did you all get 'multi-coloured swastika' apart from me?*"
―*Let's Play A FAKE ARTIST GOES TO NEW YORK*

"*If you ignore evil and stupid, that's everyone.*"
―*Let's Play SABOTEUR*

"*I'm having a breakdown, it doesn't mean I'm wrong.*"
―*Let's Play WAVELENGTH II*

"*Seems like the less theme there is the more bullshit we pour onto the plate.* "
―*Let's Play NO THANKS*

"*Ben, don’t do this to me. Even your comforting is a knife to me.*"
―*Human Remains Of The Day'*

"*If Carley’s lying, I’m so fucked .... If Carley is the demon, she’s absolutely ruined me ... I’m Poiroting this shit ...* "
―*Human Remains Of The Day'*

"*I feel like I’m playing on ultra-hard mode, every single time.*"
―*Human Remains Of The Day'*

"*What is Board Game Club if not a significantly longer and growing series of required reading for every single episode?*"
―*Let's Play COLT EXPRESS*

"*You'll probably chew me up and spit me out, as you often do.*"
―*A Bad Moon Rises'*

"*Why does passion make you look guilty in this stupid game?*"
―*A Bad Moon Rises'*

"*The first flashy guy that comes along and you suddenly forget about your infinite army of zombie shit-eating monsters and you go with the magician!*" [Sullivan, as the bride, divorces Jon for Adam]
―*Let's Play COSMIC ENCOUNTER*

"*Joke's on all of you - I fucking love prog rock!*"
―*Let's Play DREAM CRUSH*

"*If you don't kill me every single night for the rest of this game, I will not respect you.*"
―*I, Carley. I, Zombie*

"*You fucking dicks - how dare you pretend there is anything other than just you fucking machinating!*" [to the storytellers]
―*Trouble With Violets*

"*Your solution to anything is 'kill Sullivan'.*" [to Dom]
―*Trouble With Violets*

"*I'm a middle class white guy, so I'm pretty used to things going my way.*"
―*Let's Play CHINATOWN*

"*Doctors kill people, famously.*"
―*Let's Play MYSTERIUM*

"*There is a weak link here and it's right down in the pits of Tartarus.*"
―*Let's Play MYSTERIUM*

"*We're on the same team, Rosie! I'll see* you *in hell!*"
―*Let's Play MYSTERIUM*

"*Achievement Unlocked: Worst team ever!*"
―*Let's Play MYSTERIUM*

"*Honestly, it was the sweetest betrayal. I think he's just a sweet boy, he's trying really hard, he doesn't really understand how the game works, he's not very experienced. So his betrayal was - I thought it was just really lovely. It was really quite Christmassy and festive.*" [on Adam]
―*Let's Play DEAD OF WINTER*

"*Stop, there's been a murder! He's already dead, Rosie!*" [on Adam]
―*Let's Play DEAD OF WINTER*

"*Dom, I've heard you tear Sully to pieces for basically sneezing - and you saying that was 'a little bit not very good' is massively underselling.*"
―*Live and Imp-Person*

"*Is this what being in a sex cult feels like?*"
―*Let's Play THE THING: INFECTION AT OUTPOST 31*

"*I can't tell if you are The Thing or you're just off the mark.*" [to Brooke]
―*Let's Play THE THING: INFECTION AT OUTPOST 31*

"*Can we cross this bridge when we come to it, you psychopath?*" [ to Carley]
―*Let's Play THE THING: INFECTION AT OUTPOST 31*

"*I cannot stress to you how bad a move that was. You thought it was bad, it's so much worse.*"
―*Let's Play COSMIC ENCOUNTER II*

"*Oh, I'm not allowed to talk about my penis am I? This channel used to be about something!*"
―*Let's Play COSMIC ENCOUNTER II*

"*I'll be needlessly petty if you shoot me, just so you know.*"
―*Let's Play COLT EXPRESS II*

"*(imitating Laurie)'Oh I wasn't looking at the thing I have an opinion on!' You just chip in randomly when you haven't even looked at it!*"
―*Let's Play TRIAL BY TROLLEY*

"*Use your head Sully, I'm embarrassed for you!*"
―*Let's Play TRIAL BY TROLLEY*

"*Wait - I get an 'or'? ... Oh, get fucked!*"
―*The Unbearable Madness Of Being*

"*I think they've tried to fuck me so hard, that they've fucked things into a good place.*"
―*The Unbearable Madness Of Being*

"*Never act out of stress, it doesn't work.*"
―*Let's Play PITCHCAR*

"*You fucking James Bonded round that corner...*" [to Adam]
―*Let's Play PITCHCAR*

"*Why did you try to lie to Carley? That's your first mistake.*"
―*Playing With Your Food*

"*If the crime is being brilliant at Clocktower, hang me now ... Genuinely, that would be a really bad idea. Don't kill me.*"
―*Paralegal Activity*

"*Ye be kissing me grits ... which I'm also serving at the buffet.*"
―*Let's Play FEED THE KRAKEN*

"*I'm not a fucking Zen monk!*"
―*Let's Play FUN FACTS*

"*Do you dive for pearls, Sullivan?*"
―*Let's Play FUN FACTS*

"*One can have good skincare and also get up early.*"
―*Let's Play FUN FACTS*

"*Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the fact that your one was wrong.*" [to Holly]
―*Let's Play FUN FACTS*

"*I'm not a fucking dweeb, am I?*"
―*Let's Play PICTURES*

"*This game should be called 'Bad Workman' because we all have shitty tools.*"
―*Let's Play PICTURES*

"*Nothing says classy like a Faberge egg in your mouth, fully nude.*"
―*Let's Play PICTURES*

"*I was quite pleased with it, but you ruined it ... get off my dick.*" [to Adam]
―*Let's Play PICTURES*