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7 Rings (Ariana Grande Cover)

**7 Rings is a cover released on 23th February, 2019, originally by Ariana Grande. This is the first release of the year.**

## **Official Lyrics**

**[Intro]**

One take.

**[Verse 1]**

Breakfast at Tiffany's and bottles of bubbles

Girls with tattoos who like getting in trouble

Lashes and diamonds, ATM machines

Buy myself all of my favorite things (Yeah!)

Been through some bad shit, I should be a sad bitch

Who woulda thought it'd turn me to a savage?

Rather be tied up with calls and not strings

Write my own checks like I write what I sing, yeah

**[Pre-Chorus]**

My wrist, stop watchin', my neck is flossy

Make big deposits, my gloss is poppin'

You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought it

I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it

**[Chorus]**

I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it

I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it

You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought it

I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it

**[Verse 2]**

Wearing a ring, but ain't gon' be no "Mrs."

Bought matching diamonds for six of my bitches

I'd rather spoil all my friends with my riches

Think retail therapy my new addiction

Whoever said money can't solve your problems

Must not have had enough money to solve 'em

They say, "Which one?" I say, "Nah, I want all of 'em"

Happiness is the same price as red-bottoms

**[Pre-Chorus]**

My smile is beamin', my skin is gleamin'

The way it shine, I know you've seen it

I bought a crib just for the closet

Both his and hers, I want it, I got it, yeah

**[Chorus]**

I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it

I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it

You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought it

I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it

**[Verse 3]**

Yeah, my receipts be lookin' like phone numbers

If it ain't money, then wrong number

Black card is my business card

The way it be settin' the tone for me

I don't mean to brag

But I be like, "Put it in the bag," yeah

When you see them racks

They stacked up like my ass, yeah

Shoot, go from the store to the booth

Make it all back in one loop, gimme the loot

Never mind, I got a juice

Nothing but net when we shoot

Look at my neck, look at my jet

Ain't got enough money to pay me respect

Ain't no budget when I'm on the set

If I like it, then that's what I get, yeah

**[Chorus]**

I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it

I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it

You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought it

I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it

**[Chorus]**

I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it

I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it

You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought it

I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it

**[Outro]**

Yeah, it'll do it, it was a good take

Let's call it
My Kick Drums Have Been Triggered

**"My Kick Drums Have Been Triggered" is the 3rd song of the band's second EP, Kevin.**

## **Official Lyrics**

**[Verse 1]**

Stop being a bitch, you're not a unique unicorn

No, the world doesn't revolve around you

Why are you so offended? Fuck it, I'm offended

That you find me offensive, stop bein' so defensive

This is the snowflake generation

Packed full of micro-agressions

We attack these issues head-on

Which if pretty good for a metalcore band

If your otherkin half is a fucking mouse

Then everything you say is lunacy

You're not a dragon, you're not a rock

You're not a motherfucking animal stop being an insufferable cock

Kids are being raised to think that other people give a shit

There's no bigger lie than "You're one of a kind"

And it's down to this that you think you're right

Take my advice and follow the Chugg Life

**[Chorus]**

There's such a tendency to seek some sort of sympathy

Please like my post and I won't cut myself tonight

So if you're easily offended, here's your trigger warning

**[Verse 2]**

This verse is censored, deemed too offensive when

We pitched this song to a label two days before release

And the suit at the table said we're part of the problem

Not being a bitch, but fuck you and your self rightcousness

Stop being a little meanie you meanie

We're not measuring peenies, mussolini

Put down your martini and dictate to me

The direction we should go down, bleh

Oh for fucks sake, I didn't even mention your weight, why the hell should I care that you're stuffing your face

With a motherfucking gallon of butter everyday (I fucking don't)

I'm not a fat-shaming, stigmatizing, xenophobic bigot, I'm under no obligation to affirm your life

It's your right, and that's fine, but it's mine to state that it's getting quite boring

**[Chorus]**

There's such a tendency to seek some sort of sympathy

Please like my post and I won't cut myself tonight

So if you're easily offended, here's your trigger warning

**[Bridge]**

Oh yeeaahh

This song might get us in a bit of trouble but us Chuggalos, we know what the real deal is

So if you actually think that I have time to waste on hating anyone

Then I've got a little song for you, to express how sorry I am that I hurt your precious feelings

Hey you, I don't give a fuck about you

So go and be a little bitch to

Someone else and go fuck yourself

Fuck you bitch

**[Chorus]**

There's such a tendency to seek some sort of sympathy

Please like my post and I won't cut myself tonight

So if you're easily offended, here's your trigger warning

**[Outro]**

(Trigger warning)

Trigger warning

## Personnel

* Levi Taurus - Lead vocals
* Avira Caprica - Bass guitar
* John Virgo - Lead guitars
* xKRIOSx - Drums, percussion

## Trivia

* Levi says that they had to re-write the song 8 times because of its offensiveness, it was totally a pain in the ass.
Christmas Number Ones

**"Chirstmas Number Ones" is the second studio album released by the band which consists 22 songs. It was released through a 22-days-calender, releasing one song everyday. Its release started on December 4, 2020 and ended on December 25, 2020.**

## **Track Listing**

1. **All I Want For Christmas**
2. **Little Donkey**
3. **Die Hard is a Christmas Film**
4. **Snitches Get Stitches (Santa's Spy)**
5. **Little Drummer Boy**
6. **What's This?**
7. **Johnny's Issues**
8. **Santa Tell Me**
9. **Fat Guy In A Little Coat (Acoustic)**
10. **The Tale of Oswald Cobblepot**
11. **My Neck, My Back (Lick It)**
12. **We Three Kings**
13. **Christmas Time (Don't Be A Bell End)**
14. **Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer**
15. **Creeping on Ceilings**
16. **IDGAF**
17. **Kevin's Song**
18. **Burn The Christmas Trees**
19. **One More Christmas Song**
20. **The Story of Chuggmas**
21. **Silent Night**
22. **Feed Them After Midnight**
Sorry (Justin Bieber Cover)

**Sorry is a cover appeared in Greatest Hits 2014 - 2016 compilation and the band's youtube channel, originally by Justin Bieber.**

## **Offiical Lyrics**

**[Intro]**

Justin Bieber you should be a little bitch

And he said this

But for some reason no one likes him

So ChuggaBoom! does this

You gotta go and get angry at all of my honesty

You know I try but I don't do too well with apologies

I hope I don't run out of time, could someone call a referee? (A referee)

Cause I just need one more shot at forgiveness

**[Verse 1]**

I know you know that I made those mistakes

Maybe once or twice (Maybe once or twice)

By once or twice I mean maybe a couple

Of hundred times (Maybe a couple of hundred times)

So let me, oh let me redeem

Oh redeem, oh myself tonight (Myself tonight)

Cause I just need one more

Shot at second chances

**[Chorus]**

Yeah, is it too late now to say sorry?

Cause I'm missing more than just your body

Is it too late now to say sorry?

Yeah I know that I let you down, is it too late to say I'm sorry now?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry

Yeah I'm sorry

Yeah I know that I let you down

Is it too late to say I'm sorry now?

I'll take every single piece of

Tthe blame if you want me to (If you want me to)

But you know that there is no innocent one

In this game for two (Motherfucker let's go)

I'll go, I'll go and then you go

You go out and spill the truth (You spill the fucking truth)

Can we both say the words

And forget this? (Forget this bitch)

**[Chorus]**

Is it too late now to say sorry?

Cause I'm missing more than just your body

Is it too late now to say sorry?

Yeah I know that I let you down, is it too late to say I'm sorry now?

**[Bridge]**

I'm not just trying to get you back on me

Cause I'm missing more than just your body

Is it too late now to say sorry?

Yeah I know that I let you down, is it too late to say I'm sorry now?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry

Oh, I'm sorry

Yeah I know that I let you down

Is it too late to say I'm sorry now?

**[Outro]**

I'm sorry, ha ha ha ha, as if

I'm sorry, ain't no fucking sorry

I'm sorry, buy our shit

I'm sorry

We eat bitches like you for breakfast

ChuggaBoom! 2016, motherfuckers
Kevin EP

**"Kevin" is the second EP released by the band, released on May 12th, 2017. It contains six songs. And this is the first release that Leo does vocals too.**

## **Track List**

1. **White Mums Can't Chugg**
2. **Thnks Fr Th Mny**
3. **My Kick Drums Have Been Triggered**
4. **Smoke Rings Of Saturn Pt.2 (The Squeakquel)**
5. **My Mechanical Romance**
6. **Stitches & Glitches**
Recreant (Chelsea Grin Cover)

**Recreant is the second track of the band's cover EP Now That's What I Call Deathcore , originally by Chelsea Grin.**

## **Official Lyrics**

**[Intro]**

Unfaithful backstabbing coward

**[Pre-Chorus]**

I'm fucking sick of all the lies and all the treachery

I was always by your side and this is how you repay me

And after all these years you fucking turned your back on me

I can't believe I ever considered you family

**[Chorus]**

I will never forget this knife

You placed in my back, recreant

Say it to my face, no more fucking games

This is where you pay, recreant

**[Verse]**

Step the fuck back and just bleed

You're a worthless gutless pig

Now you'll see that I'm not just

Something you can fucking cast aside

My whole life I stood right by your side

You fucking hypocrite

You made it seem like it was my fault, you lied

Don't forget I know exactly what you did

**[Pre-Chorus]**

I'm fucking sick of all the lies and all the treachery

I was always by your side and this is how you repay

I can't believe I ever considered you family

And after all these years you fucking turned your back on me!

**[Chorus]**

I will never forget this knife

You placed in my back, recreant

Say it to my face, no more fucking games

This is where you pay, recreant

**[Outro]**

You are dead to me
Vicer Exciser (Whitechapel Cover)

**Vicer Exciser is the first track of the band's cover EP Now That's What I Call Deathcore, originally by Whitechapel.**

## **Official Lyrics**

My monument is progressing

Bereft is thy deed of completion

By all means you'll be alive, but not intact

I've sewn your lips to smile

With your own defecation on your lips

I'll knock that shit-eating grin right off your face

Abnormally disfigured designs

You observe the genesis of my abattoir

Reality accepted, you have no choice

But to comply with my scalpel, and my license to kill

Anal seepage flowing, I can't repress the urge

Thy coprophagist shall ingurgitate the filth

Eurrghs

Grinding at your head with my bone saw breaking zygoma

I love these tools at my disposal, I'm alive

She cried out helplessly again, I ripped her limb from fucking limb

Just one less slut to walk this fucking earth

I will spit right in your fucking face

How does it taste after

The lips are sealed below your waist

You will never fuck again

My scalpel gleams, my attention cast aside

Hardening arteries begging for an inimical thrust

Byproducts of digestion soak the floor

I'm searching for a hypodermic syringe to draw the waste

Flowing in your jugular, the heart is pumping faster

As I lie and wait to watch you erupt from every orifice

Eurrrrrggghg

The necrotizing fasciitis has commenced its work

No anesthesia applied, this will be everlasting

In the name of anatomy I shall dismember

And attain what is rightfully mine
Smoke Rings Of Saturn Pt.2 (The Squeakquel)

(The Squeakquel)

**"Smoke Rings Of Saturn Pt.2 (The Squeakquel)" is the 4th song of the band's second EP, Kevin.**

## **Official Lyrics**

**[Intro]**

**(Levi):** Burning in the pit of a tandoori oven

**[Verse 1]**

**(Levi&Leo):** Shredding rotting flesh is just a part of life for you

Sacrificial lambs, just a means to an end

**(Levi):** Your friday nights are surrendered to the cause

When will they understand

**(Levi):** You are the knight of the night that we struggle to pay

**(Leo):** We're only here early because we disobeyed

**(Levi):** Johnny was far too drunk, so we got turned away

**(Leo):** It's quite a shame 'cos Avira might'a got laid

**(Levi):** Drowning in a motherfucking rainbow of spices

It's so hypnotising

Hungry like David Blaine, wrapped up in cellophane

Feel like I haven't eaten in a hundered motherfucking days

**(Levi):** Full cavity inspection, just to find some loose change

Sink a quid into the fruity, I could be here for days

Give it a spin, what could I win? (Bar - Bar - Lemon)

Ah fuck, I was hoping for 3 sevens

But like a phoenix

I will rise from the ashes of my failures

Let's spin it again

And again, and again, oh fuck

Oh yeah ahahahaaa, it's ChuggaBoom 2017 bitches

What you mean no? I need a kebab!

I don't think you understand

You'll be the death of me, and my band

How could you live with yourself with so much blood on your hands

**(Levi&Leo):** I'll rip your throat out of your god-damned mouth

**(Levi):** And leave it burning in the pit of a tandoori oven

Alright, I might have been rude

But you know how hangry I get I just wanted some food

Look me in the eye or allow me to die

'Cause this is all I need to survive, hahaa yeah

**[Breakdown]**

**(Levi):** My kebab is burning in the pit of a tandoori oven

Motherfuckin' bleh

**[Outro]**

**(Levi):** I have recieved my kebab

I am eating my kebab

I'm still eating my kebab

I have eaten my kebab

## Personnel

* Levi Taurus - Lead vocals
* Leo Carter - Lead vocals
* Avira Caprica - Bass guitar
* John Virgo - Lead guitars
* xKRIOSx - Drums, percussion
Creeping on Ceilings

**"Creeping on Ceilings" is the fifteenth of 22 Christmas songs released on December, 2020. It was released on December 18th, 2020.**

## **Official Lyrics**

**[Verse 1]**

He knows when you are sleeping

He knows when you're awake

He knows when you've been naughty

He knows you're underage

He's climbing down your chimney

He's leaving you a gift

He'll never be forgiven

'Cause he's a creepy shit

**[Pre-Chorus]**

Instead of carrots this Christmas

I've thought of something else

We'll feed Santa to his reindeer

Before he empties his sack

**[Chorus]**

He makes a living by creeping on ceilings

And knowing all the children

We'll give him a taste of his medicine, there is no innocence

There can't be, let's take out the trash this Christmas Eve

**[Verse 2]**

He's making a new list

And he's checking it twice

He's going to find out

Who's been naughty and who's been nice

This creep's been operating

Out in the open for years

It's time we make this mainstream

He's not spreading Christmas cheer

**[Pre-Chorus]**

Instead of carrots this Christmas
I've thought of something else

We'll feed Santa to his reindeer

Before he empties his sack

**[Chorus]**

He makes a living by creeping on ceilings

And knowing all the children

We'll give him a taste of his medicine, there is no innocence

There can't be, let's take out the trash this Christmas Eve

**[Breakdown]**

He's abusing children all across the world

**[Bridge]**

There is no list, it's just a ploy

To make all of you act just like good girls and boys

He is a threat and his time has come

Just know that by Christmas Day our work will be done

**[Chorus]**

He makes a living by creeping on ceilings

And knowing all the children

We'll give him a taste of his medicine, there is no innocence

There can't be, let's take out the trash this Christmas Eve

**[Outro]**

Let's take him out
TBT That Time When I Made Out With Your Sister

**"#TBT That Time When I Made Out With Your Sister" is the 8th song of the band's first studio album, Zodiac Arrest. Features guest vocals from the rapper 2Chinz.**

## **Official Lyrics**

**[Verse 1]**

I like to talk into my screams!

Bleh, I got a walkie-talkie

Hooked up to the room next to me

With the press-to-talk button taped down

I am 23, she's only 18

I think she's watching made in Chelsea on her TV

Waiting for the right time to strike

This will be the time she enters my life

I can't wait to feel her lips pressed against mine

Oh shit, she's found the walkie-talkie!

Fuck! She's found the walkie-talkie!

Oh no I've fucked this up, long story short like a porno

She found me out and now we are making out on your bed

Ha ha ha ha ha ha, wait what?

**[Chorus]**

I made out with your sister hah hah ha

What are you gonna do bitch?

I tasted her tongue inside of my mouth

And it tasted really good

**[Breakdown]**

Chuggaboom 2015! Let's go! (Yeah)

2Chinz! Are you ready?

Yeah! Let's go! Yo

[Verse 2]

**2Chinz:** Your baby sister? Nah she used to my baby sitter

I put a baby in her and I make that bitch baby sit her

But I'll be spitting lyrics, until she finished listening

She into sinnin' but really I'm into hit n' quittin'

I'mma throw it down she be screamin' loud

I don't really give a fuck bring the neighbours round

While I dick her down just play the sound

Now I'll take her to town well

She be givin' it up like it's Christmas or my birthday

But I'll be beatin' your sister in the worst way

**Levi:** I'm in again, never thinking about the consequence

Of doing this to the sister of my friend

But oh well, she's calling me back for round 3

She's so arousing, oh shit you do actually look a lot like him

Fuck, it feels like I'm shagging my mate

Oh no I've gone all soft but wait a minute again

I'm finding it tough to not call you my friend

I feel bent, but never mind I just had sex (Yeah)

**[Chorus]**

I made out with your sister hah hah ha

What are you gonna do bitch?

I tasted her tongue inside of my mouth (Inside of my mouth)

And it tasted really good

Walkie-talkies are the best icebreakers (Ice breakers)

I want you to know

Your sister (Sister) has a really really nice

Hoooooooooooole!

**[Outro]**

(Oh shit)

Ha ha ha hah ha!

I fucked your sister hard!

I fucked your sister hard!
I Just Had Sex (The Lonely Island Cover)

**I Just Had Sex is the bonus track of Zodiac Arrest, originally by The Lonely Island.**

## **Official Lyrics**

**[Intro]**

Yeah we did it, Lonely Island

It's ChuggaBoom!

**[Chorus]**

I just had sex, and it felt so good (Felt so good)

A woman let me put my penis inside of her

I just had sex, and I'll never go back (Never go back)

To the not-having-sex days of the past

**[Verse 1]**

Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great

It felt so good when I did it with my penis

A girl let me do it, it literally just happened

Having sex can make a nice man out the meanest

Never guess where I just came from, I had sex

If I had to describe the feeling, it was the best

When I had the sex, man, my penis felt great

And I called my parents right after I was done

Hey, didn't see you there, guess what I just did?

Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest

But sure nice of her to let you do that thing

Nice of any girl ever! Now, sing

**[Hook]**

I just had sex, and it felt so good (Felt so good)

A woman let me put my penis inside of her, wanna tell the world

**[Verse 2]**

To be honest, I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it

Doesn't really make sense! But, man, screw it

I ain't one to argue with a good thing! She could be my wife

That good? The best thirty seconds of my life

I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her

'Cause honestly, I'd have sex with a pile of manure

With that in mind, a soft, nice-smelling girl's better

Plus, she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweater

So this one's dedicated to them girls

That let us flop around on top of them

Whether you're near or far, whether short or tall

We wanna thank you all for letting us fuck you

**[Bridge]**

She kept looking at her watch

Doesn't matter, had sex

But I cried the whole time

Doesn't matter, had sex

I think she might've been a racist

Doesn't matter, had sex

She put a bag on my head

Still counts! Oh yeah!

I just had sex, and it felt so good, yeah

I just had sex, and it felt so good, yeah

**[Hook]**

I just had sex

And my dreams came true (Dreams came true)

So if you've had sex in the last thirty minutes

Then you qualified to sing with me

**[Chorus]**

I just had sex, and it felt so good (Felt so good)

A woman let me put my penis inside of her

I just had sex, and I'll never go back (Never go back)

To the not-having-sex ways of the past (Sex ways of the past)
Aeon Dystopia

**"Aeon Dystopia" is the first single from Aeon Dystopia EP by Jamie Slays, which features lead vocals from Levi.**

## **Official Lyrics**

You think life is easy, what you have left us?

Toxicity is building up, left us with nothing!

Survival of the fittest, putrid waste and corrupted lifestyles

They lead us deeper into the unknown (Deeper into the unknown)

This is meant to be cathartic but it feels like abuse

Abuse of our own kind

This is meant to be cathartic but it feels like abuse

Abuse of our own kind, abuse of what we left behind (Left behind)

Take a look at this wasteland

What once was thriving is now dry to bleak

The future is dismal now, led us down this darkened hole

The abyss grows ever deeper, ever darker, full of remnants

Remnants of a better time, a better time

Misery surrounds everything, we are left with nothing

We try and try to get better days but

Darkness surrounds, darkness surrounds, darkness surrounds, darkness surrounds

Moving closer towards desolation

You messed it up causing mass devastation, bleah

Our future is only aeon dystopia

We should have known you would leave it this way

You've sucked the world dry

You've sucked the world dry

You've sucked the world dry

You've sucked the world dry, bleargh, yea

## **Personnel**

* Levi Taurus - Vocals
* Jamie Oldfield (Jamie Slays) - Guitars, songwriting
* Josh Miller - Drums, percussion
* Abraham Fihema - Mixing, mastering

## **Trivia**

* The drums were recorded by Cody Fuentes at Rapture Recordings.
The Tale of Oswald Cobblepot

**"The Tale of Oswald Cobblepot" is the tenth of 22 Christmas songs released on December, 2020. It was released on December 13th, 2020.**

## **Official Lyrics**

**[Intro]**

Imma kidnap a billionaire, this is standard affair in this city

I'm a freak with three fingers, raised by penguins

I just wanna know what everyone else in this city already knows

I've come after my birth-right, it's time I've got new goals in sight

**[Verse 1]**

I'm a slippery tiny wide freak, a weirdo in the sewer

It's time the world saw me for who I am

Not afraid to get my hands dirty, so welcome to my sideshow

I'll show Gotham that there's nowhere else quite like home

**[Chorus]**

I am the greatest threat this city's ever known

No, your ninja tricks they won't stop me (They won't stop me)

No man dressed up in Batclothes could take on this nose

Ninja tricks won't stop me, na na na na na na na na Batman, bitch

**[Post-Chorus]**

I'll descend upon the land, umbrella in hand, standard affair in this city

I control the gangs and criminal underworld (I must)

I'm gonna become mayor, I'll shape this world in my name

Nothing, no cat or bat or street rat can't stop me

**[Verse 2]**

Oswald Cobblepot, I have finally learned my name

My parents dead but a moral high ground I will take

So merry Christmas Gothamites, your gift it shall be me

The greatest freak you've ever seen, hogging your TV

**[Chorus]**

I am the greatest threat this city's ever known

No, your ninja tricks they won't stop me (They won't stop me)

No man dressed up in Batclothes could take on this nose

Ninja tricks won't stop me, na na na na na na na na Batman, bitch

**[Breakdown]**

Oh shit, it can not be

Does it have to be me?

I see the costumed freak

Na na na na na na na na, Batman, bleh
Raise The Roofie

**"Raise The Roofie" is the 1st song of the band's first studio album Zodiac Arrest.**

## **Official Lyrics**

**[Verse 1]**

Urgh, I am a monster

I am a failure

And other demeaning words

I suck as a human (I want to die now please)

I cry at night because nobody loves me

I eat lots of ice cream cause I'm lonely

Pretending I'm bulimic to get some more attention

I really like food

It's not enough, I want to eat more food

Only to make a point of throwing it up later

Hahaha Chuggaboom 2015 motherfuckers

You ready for this shit bitch?

Uurrggdhgsh

So here we go again

Another line to describe

My desperate lonely life

I smoke and drink and shit

H-h-how rock n roll is this

I half scream bollocks in this microphone

(You got that hoe?)

**[Pre-Chorus]**

Life isn't fair

I can't live in this world anymore

You're a fucking faggot

You're a fucking faggot

You stop and stare

I flip you off as if you are not there

You're a fucking faggot

You're a fucking faggot

**[Chorus]**

Living in this new found world

I try to find meaning in the madness

I know this doesn't mean that much

But this is deep shit that I'm dealing with

**[Breakdown]**

I wish I was in issues

Because then I could have

Lots more synth like this

Yeah, come on!

**[Verse 2]**

Rapping while your're screaming makes you sound really fucking badass

Call me Fronz motherfuckers and drop this shit

Listen to my fucking growls and lyrics about shagging girls

Call me Fronz motherfuckers and drop this shit drop this shit

Rapping while your'rescreaming makes you sound really badass

Call me Fronz motherfuckers and drop this shit

Listen to my fucking growls and lyrics about shagging girls

Call me Fronz motherfuckers and drop this shit

Drop, d-d-d-d-drop this shit, bleh!

Rapping while your're screaming makes you sound really badass

Call me Fronz motherfuckers and drop this shit

Listen to my fucking growls and lyrics about shagging girls

Call me Fronz motherfuckers and drop this shit

**[Chorus]**

Living in this new found world

I try to find meaning in the madness

I know this doesn't mean that much

But this is deep shit that I'm dealing with

**[Outro]**

I am a monster
Yule Be Disappointed This Chuggmas

**"Yule Be Disappointed This Chuggmas" is the second Christmas single by them which released on 18th of December 2018.**

## **Official Lyrics**

**[Intro]**

What the fuck can you buy with five pounds?

It's that time of year again

Where the hoards of a thousand clueless men

Go to boots and ask a shop assistant for

Shopping advice

**[Verse 1]**

Well, Quelle surprise

It's the Christmas temp for me!

Why the fuck do we all agree

To buy a present for somebody

That we wouldn't even look at in the street

It's like deal or no deal where everyone's a loser

A pointless gift 'cause I'm never gonna use ya

Is it a brush? Is it a cat? Am I too late to ask for my fiver back?

**[Chorus]**

So here we go

Five pounds down the rabbit hole

What will I emerge with? (What will I emerge with!?)

I don't know

**[Verse 2]**

Right, so let's get started on this human game of "guess who?"

She's got him and he's got her and that guy's got you

You look upset now, but you must accept that

You'll want to know who you can trust and who'll decept ya

It doesn't take Scooby Doo

To work out which moron got you

That fridge magnet from Bristol Zoo

Or that book wrote by that cunt from blue

**[Chorus]**

So here we go

Five pounds down the rabbit hole

What will I emerge with? (What will I emerge with!?)

I don't know

But it's work tradition

Every god-damn Christmas

What will I emerge with?

I don't know

**[Bridge]**

Now it's time for the main event

Company credit card, not a penny spent

Anticipation fills the room

And then it gets to you

What the fuck? A Lynx Africa gift box

Are you fucking shitting me?

**[Chorus]**

So here we go

Five pounds down the rabbit hole

What will I emerge with?

I don't know

But it's work tradition

Every god-damn Christmas

What will I emerge with?

I don't know

**[Outro]**

Chuggalos, ha ha ha

Merry fucking Chuggmas

ChuggaBoom! wishes you

The greatest new year

Whatever you do motherfuckers,

Don't buy your friends shit presents

But if you don't like somebody

Buy them Lynx Africa, that's the moral of the fucking story

Shout out to wish.com, motherfuckers
Die Hard is a Christmas Film

**"Die Hard is a Christmas Film" is the third of 22 Christmas songs released on December, 2020. It is the first song not to be a cover of other artists on this 22 song release. It was released on December 6th, 2020.**

## **Official Lyrics**

**[Intro]**

Welcome to the party, Pal

**[Verse 1]**

Every fucking year it's the same debate

Have I got the right to watch Bruce Willis on Christmas day?

It drives me insane, fuck the politics

The only thing defining Christmas is the date

By definition then it's as festive as you get

There is nothing more festive than a man crawl through a vent

So leave your taxi driver outside to never interfere

Christmas time at Nakatomi Plaza is here

**[Chorus]**

We are running out of time

The vault is nearly open

The weather outside is frightful

Dum da dum, delightful

Wrap a hose pipe around your waist

There is no time to waste

Jump off the roof with Christmas cheer

John McClane is here

**[Verse 2]**

How can you doubt this authenticity? It's heartwarming

A tale of good shooting evil in the face

How can you say this isn’t Christmassy? Are you stupid?

The amount of Christmas references is obscene

But the real reason I insist on watching this is not up for debate

It’s either Die Hard or The Great Escape

How can it compare with this genius for real though?

“Now I Have A Machine Gun. HO-HO-HO”

**[Chorus]**

We are running out of time

The vault is nearly open

The weather outside is frightful

Dum da dum, delightful

Wrap a hose pipe around your waist

There is no time to waste

Jump off the roof with Christmas cheer

John McClane is here

**[Outro]**

Oh, yippy-ki-yay motherfucker
Trust Me, I'm A Proctologist EP

### Singles:

If You Can't Stand The Heat, Get Out Of The Microwave!, Do You Even Lift, Bro?, Kowabunga, Dude!, Jealousy Is A Dish Best Served On Your Knees, The Chugg Life

**"Trust Me, I'm A Proctologist" is the debut EP of the band, released on October 17th, 2014. It contains five songs.**

## **Track Listing**

1. **The Chugg Life**
2. **If You Can't Stand The Heat, Get Out Of The Microwave!**
3. **Kowabunga, Dude!**
4. **Do You Even Lift, Bro?**
5. **Jealousy Is A Dish Best Served On Your Knees**
Phony

**"Phony" is the third single of Trinity EP, released by the band on October 19th, 2018.**

## **Official Lyrics**

**[Intro]**

(**Levi**) Get up!

**[Verse 1]**

Yo motherfuckers, you wanna get down with us?

We'll tear you limb from limb

Watch your back when you're coming after us

There's just no way you can win

Does it make us copy-wrong if we create a copy-song

To impeach and breach your cease and desist?

It's the nature of this band we don't need a copy-hand

With spreading beef like this, you know we can't resist

**[Pre-Chorus]**

You're just a basic bitch with a Napeleon complex

You never had the talent to create preventing anything

That'll pinch a penny from your pocket

Because money is all you can make

(**John****&Levi**) Come after us take this one down I dare you

(**Levi**) Chuggalos put their money where their mouth is

You phony pricks don't know what you're missing

(**John****&Levi**) We just made ourselves a friend in the MU

(**Levi**) You're just a phony, a phony, a phony

You're just a phony, a phony

**[Chorus]**

We're gonna end you

And your entire company

We're gonna end you

Cut you open, watch you bleed

**[Verse 2]**

When you look into the mirror do you see a legacy?

The PS1 is all that resonates with me

What have you done that'll stand for eternity?

Money grabbing hacks to keep floating commercially

But what you gonna do about this song?

File a copyright claim against it?

Sunny, come and take a harder look at this one

See the front of my middle finger, bitch

**[Pre-Chorus]**

And you're just a basic bitch with a Napeleon complex

You never had the talent to create preventing anything

That'll pinch a penny from your pocket

Because money is all you can make

(**John****&Levi**) Come after us take this one down I dare you

(**Levi**) Chuggalos put their money where their mouth is

You phony pricks don't know what you're missing

(**John****&Levi**) We just made ourselves a friend in the MU

(**Levi**):You're just a phony, a phony, a phony

You're just a phony, a phony

**[Chorus]**

We're gonna end you

And your entire company

We're gonna end you

Cut you open, watch you bleed

**[Chorus]**

We're gonna end you

And your entire company

We're gonna end you

Cut you open, watch you bleed

**[Outro]**

Yeeeaaahhhrrgrhgrsh

Watch you bleed

Watch you bleed

## **Personnel**

* Levi Taurus - Lead vocals, Backing vocals
* John Virgo - Lead guitar, Clean vocals
* Avira Caprica - Bass guitar
* Castor Holland - Drums, percussions
My Mechanical Romance

**"My Mechanical Romance" is the 5th song of the band's second EP, Kevin.**

## **Official Lyrics**

**[Intro]**

Give me my money back

Give me my money back

**[Verse 1]**

Magical machines placed in convenient locations

Containing many things nobody should consume

At the youth club, leisure centre, zoo, they’re always there for you

Until it drops the wrong packet of crisps, fuck this shit

Sometimes it’s a drink, sometimes it’s a snack

But it’s always gonna end without getting your money back

Pressing “coin return” just spits out some bronze

Why am I being tortured?, what the fuck have I done wrong?

**[Chorus]**

It’s a sad day for mankind, that Yorkie should be mine

I think stealing is their design, machines are killing me

**[Verse 2]**

So many different types, some even effortlessly make you hot drinks

(They kinda suck but at least they can do it)

But there is still an issue, they'll burn your fucking tongue off

It’s like taking a sip of molten lava straight from hell

Holy fucking Jesus Christ, who signed off on this shit?

How did this ever get past R&D? What dickweed thought this was a good idea?

I don’t think I have a mouth anymore

Carl mate, can you take me to the hospital? Oh shit

**[Chorus]**

It’s a sad day for mankind, that Yorkie should be mine

I think stealing is their design, Machines are killing me

I don’t know what to do, I really need an energy boost

I've wasted too much to give up now and I’m determined to get this to work

**[Bridge]**

What do you want from me?

I've given you 7 fucking pounds and I don't even have any doritos in my hand right now

I'll give you my fucking soul

Security's told me to stop kicking this shit, so give me my doritos or

**[Breakdown]**

Give me my money back, bleh

Give me my money back

**[Chorus]**

It’s a sad day for mankind (Mankind!), that Yorkie should be mine (It should be mine!)

I think stealing is their design, Machines are killing me

I don’t know what to do (I don't fucking know!), I really need an energy boost (I need an energy boost now)

I've wasted too much to give up now (Too much!), and I’m determined to get this to work

**[Outro]**

I’m so angry, I really want a coconut chocolate bar

I will break who ever designed this’s fucking neck

Uururrgsgghhgsdshhhh

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

## Personnel

* Levi Taurus - Lead vocals
* Avira Caprica - Bass guitar
* John Virgo - Lead guitars
* xKRIOSx - Drums, percussion

## Trivia

* Levi says he broke the microphone with his voice a few times while recording vocals.
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer

**"Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer" is the fourteenth of 22 Christmas songs released on December, 2020. It was originally performed by The Darkness and was released on December 17th, 2020.**

## **Official Lyrics**

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Had a very shiny nose

And if you ever saw it

You would even say it glows

All of the other reindeer

Used to laugh and call him names

They never let poor Rudolph

Join in any reindeer games

Then one foggy Christmas Eve

Santa came to say

Rudolph, with your nose so bright

Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?

Then how the reindeer loved him

As they shouted out with glee

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

You'll go down in history, history
Ohana Means Family (You Bastard)

(You Bastard)

**"Ohana Means Family (You Bastard)" is the 10th song of the band's first studio album, Zodiac Arrest.**

## **Official Lyrics**

**[Intro]**

I wake up again to voices inside my head

Telling me I am not good enough

They want me to find something new something better

Not satisfied with my state of consciousness

No, what is this?

I don't wanna go yet and take another breath

I'm feeling my heartbeat fade

And I don't know what to say, don't know what to say to you!

**[Verse 1]**

Oh I think I made a massive mistake

Out of desperation I signed away

And now I can't see myself in the mirror

I'm freezing cold but I just needed to see her

**[Chorus]**

One more time!

Can you see me darling? Can you hear me?

I'm sorry it's ended like this

Don't search for my body I don't want to see your tears

I did not want to leave you all behind

You should still be mine

I'm trying my best to not leave you bereft

But I am stuck between life and death

**[Verse 2]**

Please don't do this to me

I'm not prepared to live in infinity

I'm counting the days since I last told you

I loved you, I just wanna feel your touch

**[Chorus]**

One more time!

Can you see me darling? Can you hear me?

I'm sorry it's ended like this

Don't search for my body I don't want to see your tears

I did not want to leave you all behind

You should still be mine

I'm trying my best to not leave you bereft

But I am stuck between life and death

Living in half existence

Day in and day out and day in and out again

Never able to let you know

I am still with you every second you're not alone

**[Bridge]**

I'm feeling so alone

I'm feeling so alone

Oh I can't exist like this (So alone)

I can't exist like this (So alone)

No I did not want to leave you all behind

You should still be mine

**[Chorus]**

I did not want to leave you all behind

You should still be mine

I'm trying my best to not leave you bereft

But I am stuck between life and death

Living in half existence

Day in and day out and day in and out again

Never able to let you know

I am still with you every second you're not alone

**[Outro]**

No you're not alone

No, you are not alone
Greatest Hits 2014 - 2016

**This is a compilation of all songs released by the band from 2014 to 2016, including their debut EP Trust Me, I'm A Proctologist and their first album Zodiac Arrest plus one previously unreleased song called No Rubber featuring 2Chinz. Only 100 copies of it were pressed.**

## **Track List**

1. **The Chugg Life**
2. **If You Can't Stand The Heat, Get Out Of The Microwave!**
3. **Kowabunga, Dude!**
4. **Do You Even Lift, Bro?**
5. **Jealousy Is A Dish Best Served On Your Knees**
6. **Raise The Roofie**
7. **Unfriendly Operations Up On The Roof**
8. **Mad Skills Brah!**
9. **14 Year Olds Have More Sex Than Me**
10. **A BBQ In Antarctica**
11. **Smoke Rings Of Saturn**
12. **Fat Guy In A Little Coat**
13. **#TBT That Time When I Made Out With Your Sister *(feat. 2Chinz)***
14. **Humorously Elongating The Title Of This Song**
15. **Ohana Means Family (You Bastard)**
16. **I Just Had Sex (The Lonely Island Cover)**
17. **Sorry (Justin Bieber Cover)**
18. **No Rubber *(feat. 2Chinz)***
Mad Skills Brah!

**"Mad Skills, Brah!" is the 3rd song of the band's first studio album Zodiac Arrest.**

## **Official Lyrics**

**[Intro]**

Finish him

**[Verse 1]**

I'm bored today, so I find a game to play now

Angry today so I find someone to blame now

Scrolling through the list of thousands spending hours at a time

Playing online, to show the world I am not a Noob, Scrub, Camper, Feeding, Son of a Bitch

**[Pre-Chorus]**

Come at me bro, I'll take your soul

(What the fuck no?!)

That was my kill motherfucker!

Noob Kill-Stealing Cancerous Fuck, go die in a fire!

**[Chorus]**

So I eat another apple

To calm my nerves before

I click 500,000 times (I'm so MLG)

I'm so MLG

**[Verse 2]**

I've decided to go more retro

Let's play some Mario

I'm down in the sewer now

Feel free to come and join me

I know we'll make it easy

Because we're playing this Wii, just you and me

I'm bored of that game now, time to have a look around

Oh look at what I have found, the original Bioshock

I look at the box, remember the final boss

"Would you kindly..." fuck that no actually

I see a stack of GameCube games

I don't have a clue what I want to play

Maybe Sonic Adventure

Actually, I'm better at MOBA's

**[Chorus]**

So I eat another apple

To calm my nerves before

I click 500,000 times, I'm so MLG

No you can not beat me in 1v1

I'm better than you in every single way

According to this game, bleh

**[Outro]**

I died, I died, I died a-fucking-gain

I died, I died, I died a-fucking-gain
Do You Even Lift, Bro?

**"Do You Even Lift, Bro?" is the 4th song of the band's debut EP, Trust Me, I'm A Proctologist!**

## **Official Lyrics**

**[Intro]**

Get Up! I said get up!

**[Verse 1]**

I could be saying anything

And you'd be swearing on your mother's life, we're the best that's ever been

You'll but my t-shirts, we'll charge you for a meet up

This is easy as pie because the art has died

But I don't give a shit because who's in it for the pride?

It's easier to break into the industry

By resurrecting what's been and gone, give me the money

You bunch of motherfucking sluts

Let's head onto warped tour and hookup with my best friend, Dahvie

(Best friend Dahvie)

I nearly walked in on him licking 13 year old tits

Brush the weird aside, though he's crossing the line

I slap on some over-the-top makeup

The result is that i'm infinitely sexier

I chugg for days and I take money from you mugs for days

Living the good life while we suck your wallet dry

Screaming more 4-to-the-floor for this section of the verse

Zero inspiration so jump to a default topic from the emocore manual

Today's topic is feeling down or maybe alcohol issues

Speaking of issues, I have issues with issues

Too technical for me, they just need to chugg more

That's the key to heavy

**[Chorus]**

This is the end of everything

'Cause I don't know what the fuck I'm singing

This is the end of you and me

'Cause now I'm a huge fucking celebrity

**[Verse 2]**

I'm in with the big boys, woah step back I don't need a picture

Ronnie Radke ain't got nothing on me

But don't tell him I said that 'cause he'd probably kill me

Well my rap game is far superior alone? Pah!

I'm just busy getting stone

So hand me a throne so

'Cause I need you all to know

I'm at the top of the food chain

Unless my label drops me, bleh!

Record label drops me!

I spend my days replying to tweets that are hating on me

So I send a picture of my middle finger

And that shit went more viral than the herpes

That Dahvie got shagging his teenage sister

**[Chorus]**

This is the end of everything

'Cause I don't know what the fuck I'm singing

This is the end of you and me

'Cause now I'm a huge fucking celebrity

**[Outro]**

Ring a ring o' roses, pocket full of posies, bitch!
White Mums Can't Chugg

**"White Mums Can't Chugg" is the 1st song of the band's second EP, Kevin .**

## **Official Lyrics**

**[Verse 1]**

**(Levi):** My mother's always asking me to write her a song

“A nice song with acoustic guitar

You’ve got such a beautiful voice why don't you use it more?”

She doesn’t understand the can of worms she's opening

She isn’t down with the chugg, not up for the beat down

She isn’t proud of me stood in my room with my crown

For the fear of the Chugg Lord I’m never giving up this style

It’s Levi’s time bitch, follow or get left behind

**(Leo):** You think I’m gonna motherfucking let you down?

No one’s ever gonna change how we fucking sound

**(Levi):**We have a God on our backs so it’s hard to relax

We have to do what he said or this time is our last

**(Leo&Levi):** You must believe in the Chugg to be worthy, please believe in me

[Chorus]

**(Levi):**We are the chosen ones, and we’re not selling out

No matter how much we upset our fucking parents

Mum doesn’t get it, dad says he never will

As long as we wake up tomorrow, we’ll chugg until we die

**[Verse 2]**

**(Levi):**We are going back to our roots because we understand

“This is no better song than the first song or EP that a band releases (Proctologist)

So rest assured the rest of this is gonna sound as lit as that EP was

We’ll entertain the trends enough to ensure all the Chuggalos fall in line with us

**(Leo):**You think I'm gonna motherfucking let you down?

No Chuggalos the king is back with the wrath and the passion

Which made you fall in love in the first place

How dare you suggest that the pressure of the industry might get to us

**(Leo&Levi):**We're edgy as fuck, you wanna be us, you fucks

(**Levi):**Get on your knees and chugg with all you've got

**[Chorus]**

**(Levi):**We are the chosen ones, and we’re not selling out

No matter how much we upset our fucking parents

Mum doesn’t get it, dad says he never will

As long as we wake up tomorrow, we’ll chugg until we die

**[Bridge]**

**(Leo):**As I drag my body through the results of all the decisions that I have made

My spirit lays consumed within the wake of my mistakes

I spend my life trying my best, but my endeavours are not enough

My creations hacked apart by the people that I love

Everyone's an expert and advise me on the route my life should take

"You've got such a beautiful voice, it’s such a shame, it's such a waste"

They tell me I could be the next Olly Murrs, or a more retarded Gareth Gates

Well to that I have something I need to say

**[Breakdown]**

**(Levi):**I'm taking back control

My life is in my hands

These decisions are my own

What do you want from me

I got straight C’s and D’s

**(Leo):**Except Geography

**(Levi):**You're not the boss of me now

**[Chorus]**

**(Levi):**We are the chosen ones, and we’re not selling out

No matter how much we upset our fucking parents

Mum doesn’t get it, dad says he never will

As long as we wake up tomorrow, we’ll chugg until we die

## Personnel

* Levi Taurus - Lead vocals
* Leo Carter - Lead vocals
* Avira Caprica - Bass guitar
* John Virgo - Lead guitars
* xKRIOSx - Drums, percussion