Bananas!??!/Transcript

EE Episode 2: “Bananas!!”

Sun: so what is my prize anyways?

POGB: \*shrugs\*

POGB: thats for you to figure out

POGB: \*teleports away\*

Sun: i dont have arms so i cant really open it…

Eggy: \*on the ground leaking yolk and drooling\* \*mumbling\*

Sun: can you help me eggy?

Eggy: bananas!!

Sun: alrighty then.

Knifey: ILL OPEN IT FOR YOU!!

Stonetablet: can you stop being so annoying…

Knifey: CAN YOU STOP BEING SO DEPRESSED!!!

Stonetablet: that wasnt cool

Knifey: YOU ARENT COOL!!!!

Stonetablet: says you.

Knifey: AHHHHHHHH

\*screen flips to texty helping sun open the prize box\*

Texty: no problem

Sun: thanks, see you later

Texty: \*walks away\*

Sun: \*pushes the box over and a sun plushie and some bandages come out\*

Sun: nice!!!

\*screen flips to eggy sitting in front of sun with some bandages on her head\*

Eggy: thanks banana moon!!

Sun: yeah..?

Epicpill: \*walks over\*

Epicpill: sup chumps!!

Sun: no thanks

Sun: \*charges into epic pill and sends him flying over to pogb\*

Epicpill: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Epicpill: \*almost hits a rock but pogb catches him\*

Epicpill: AHHHHHHHHHH- oh, thanks stupid host.

POGB: youre welcome?

Epicpill: maybe you arent so bad.

POGB: thanks?

POGB: anyways, lets start the elimination.

POGB: \*teleports everyone over \*knifey and stonetablet still look extremely pissed at eachother, and eggy is ontop of the sun and she looks very happy\*

POGB: alrighty.

\*intro starts\*

POGB: we have two different things here, so lets start with the popularity vote. Also viewers, come up with an idea of what to call the eliminations!!!

Epicpill: i just know i got every single vote!!

POGB: we’ll see, anyways, we got 10 votes, none of which went to knifey

Knifey: GRRRRRR, THATS 10 PEOPLE I HAVE TO STAB!!!!

Stonetablet: shut up already…

Knifey: YOU SHUT UP!!!

POGB: also epicpill you only got one vote lol!! Same with texty

Epicpill: NOOOOOOOOO-

Texty: i tried my best… i guess thats just not enough…

Stonetablet: no, it isnt. But we’ll all just die so you dont need to try.

Texty: no, i wont lose hope. I can still win

Pogb: thats gonna be really funny later

Sun: i hope i win!! Then ill have two prizes!!

Stonetablet: i dont care.

Eggy: i want a banan-

Pogb: stonetablet and the sun both got two votes, while eggy got a whopping four!!

Sun: dang! Well good job bestie!

Eggy: i hope my prize is a banana

Stonetablet: bananas go bad, quick. They die.

Pogb: actually its this voice changer

Epicpill: now im kinda glad i didnt win, thats a really weird prize.

Texty: ooooohh, eggy! Eggy! Can i have that!! Take this banana!! \*gives eggy the banana\*

Eggy: ooooooooohhh i love bananas \*gives texty the voice changer\*

Texty: \*absorbs the voice changer and a mouth opens up on him\* -cough cough- -gag- oh my god!! I sound normal!!

Stonetablet: you sound weird

Texty: hey!

Stonetablet: atleast your voice doesnt sound like knifeys

Knifey: hey!

Texty: i cant believe it!!

Sun: i believe that my friend, is called a miracle.

Texty: i dont understand, but thats a cool word i guess.

Pogb: lets get to the elimination now, we got 9 votes for this one, and its an 8 to 1 vote

Texty: im scared!!

Eggy: \*munching on banana\* mmmmm

Pogb: eggy.

Pogb: is.

Knifey: eggy won the popularity vote by a lot, why would she get out

Epicpill: yeah!

Epicpill: also how did she win, im still confused how someone so stu-

Pogb: thanks for ruining the vibe! \*does what four does to people where they like spin and get all messed up idk what its called lol to epic pill and knifey\*

Sun: oof.

Texty: is what they said true???

Pogb: yeah, sorry buddy.

Texty: awe…

Pogb: but now its time to show what happens to people when they get out!! \*recovers epic pill and knifey\*

Epicpill: what just happened?!?

Knifey: that was scary!!!

Stonetablet: you got killed, wish that i got killed too.

Epicpill: that wasnt epic!!!

Pogb: youre not epic!

Epicpill: I- … \*walks away looking depressed\*

Texty: so i get recovered when i get out?? Im confus-

Pogb: \*drags texty to a cliff\* that body of yours is really heavy

Texty: uhhhhhh... can you stop dragging me?

Pogb: no

Texty: awe…

Pogb: ok byebye

Texty: wait what-

Pogb: \*throws texty into the cliff but accidentally throws him too hard and he just ends up hitting the other side of the cliff and his leg gets stuck\*

Texy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Pogb: \*walks away without realizing that texty just ended up on the other side\*

Pogb: ok its time for the challenge.

Sun: ok i guess we’re gonna act like texty getting thrown off a cliff is normal lol.

Knifey: yes. Yes we are.

Stonetablet: objesus christ just stop talking.

Knifey: can you just stop being so rude!! We get it your edgy!!

Stonetablet: can you stop talking like that, we get it youre annoying.

Knifey: >:(

Stonetablet: \*smirks\*

Pogb: ok the challenge is a battle royale, first two to get killed are ufe.

Epicpill: is this like objectnite?

Pogb: no, its like the object games.

Sun: thats not really a battle royale but alrighty.

Eggy: bananas are tasty

Sun: w h a t .

Eggy: they are!!

Sun: ok.

Pogb: \*flys into the sky and drops a gun on the ground next to epic pill\*

Epicpill: nice!!

Epicpill: \*picks up the gun\*

Stonetablet: knifey you suck.

Knifey: take that back!!

Epicpill: \*shoots knifey and she dies and shoots stonetablet but it only chips the side of his face damaging his eye\*

Epicpill: oops…

Stonetablet: grr!!! You cant even kill me!! \*jumps onto epicpill and crushes him

Sun: lets go chill somewhere else eggy, this is kinda hellish…

Eggy: ok!! \*jumps onto the sun as they float away\*

Stonetablet: \*sits up with blue goop all over his face from crushing epicpill\*

Stonetablet: i guess i can see why knifey is so into killing people lol.

Pogb: alrighty!! As you could see knifey and epic pill got killed so they are ufe!! Vote for which one youd like to get eliminated in the comments below!!