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Martha Wayne

**Martha Willow Wayne** (née **Kane**) was a prominent Gotham City socialite and philanthropist. Apart of the rich Kane Family, she became a member of the even wealthier Wayne Family after her marriage to Thomas Wayne. Martha would later give birth to their son Bruce, whom she dedicated to raise properly. She became well respected by the city thanks to her many charitable donations to just causes and organizations, as well as for the luxurious parties and galas she would host at Wayne Manor. On June 24, 2006, Martha and Thomas were shot and killed by a mugger hired by, unbeknownst to them, her brother-in-law Philip Wayne. His parents' assassination would traumatize but eventually lead Bruce to become the superhero Batman.

## Biography

Martha Willow Kane was born on July 20, 1959 into the wealthy and famous Kane Family.
Paramount Closet Killer

**Paramount Closet Killer** is the twelfth episode of *It's Not Scary.*

## Description

One of the most classic television logos is up today for reviewing! Scary or Not Scary, who knows? Watch to find out!

## Trivia

* This is the second well-known logo.
* This series has gone...
	+ 12 episodes,
	+ 4 episodes,
	+ 6 episodes,
	+ 11 episodes
	+ 1 episode,
	+ 11 episodes,
	+ 7 episodes,
	+ And 10 without getting a "Scary" verdict.
* Moral: Red *can* represent blood/evilness, but it can represent a lot of things, including love.
Valve Corporation

**Valve Corporation** is the 80th episode of *It's Not Scary.*

## Description

Another long awaited comeback is an understatement this time. The demands for another episode have been extremely high, and as it turns out, it was all very much worth it in the end, this was incredibly fun to develop!

## Trivia

* This is the first time that the Not Scary verdict with a question mark got replaced with a new verdict, known as **Unnerving**.
* This is the fifth episode where Chase Maxxin appears.
* This episode was the first to have its new Boston-Burbank game show style.
Sham Ralhan Productions

**Sham Ralhan Productions** is the 70th episode of *It's Not Scary.*

## Description

Well, you guys asked for it, and now it's here! I don't normally do Halloween specials, thus there wasn't one, but this should be the next best thing!

## Trivia

* This is one of the most requested episodes on this series along with Ear Booker Productions.
Films Incorporated

**Films Incorporated** is the fourteenth episode of *It's Not Scary,* and aired 1 month after the original upload of Asymmetrical Productions and 5 days after its second upload.

## Description

It feels good to be back, everyone! Before you watch, I would like to being to your attention the INS print logo, made by Nancer. Check him out!

## Trivia

* This is the first episode to have an audio error, cutting off the sentence, "Today's logo is pretty obscure and rare, going by the name of, Films Incorporated."
* This was originally supposed to be an episode on Castle Video and it was gonna be a collab with Swager Brony, however, it was scrapped because Swager never did his lines.
I Am The Superterrorisation Head (song)

**I. The Superterrorisation Head** is a song from the *INS* Halloween special, *Catfish Whiskers* and is sung by the Superterrorisation Head.

## Lyrics

### Superterrorisation Head

*:I am the Superterrorisation Head*
*:I don't care if you're scared, so you can stay in bed*
*:I am the Superterorrisation Head*
*:It's that dang easy*

### Jackie Chu

**Jackie Chu:** (spoken) We both Asian, but you see better than me because you wear grasses. Me need glasses.
*Superterrorisation?* (x3)
*I think not!*
*Superterrorisation?* )x3)
*I think not!*
*You no scare me at all*
### Jeffy

*I'm not scared of some head that looks just like a ball*
### Jeffy/Jackie

*You can scare us*
*But you never will*
*We said you don't scare us*
**Jeffy:** So you better roll of.
**Jackie Chu:** Yeah, you better roll off
***Both:** You better! Roll! Off! A! Hill!*
**Both:** You better roll of a hill!
## Trivia

* This song sounds similar to the Presidential Theme and "Dig A Little Deeper."
Antenne 2

**Antenne 2** is the eighteenth episode of *It's Not Scary.*

## Description

It's about time we visited France, as we look at an older identity of one of the main television channels in the country. Time to see whether or not the logo is worthy of the Scary verdict! Also, Alden cosplayed as me. Yeah.

## Trivia

* This is the second logo to get a scary verdict. For the first logo, click on the word "second logo".
* This is the second time Jay got angry a lot since TCF Television.
* This is Jay Productions' second on-screen face appearance.
* Jay drops a total of 5 F-bombs in this episode.
* Although swear words are not the plot of this episode or Big Ape Productions, it's still similar to:
	+ *Angela Anaconda* - "The Curse of Baby Lulu"​
	+ *Arthur* - "Bleep"​
	+ *Auto-B-Good* - "Movie 'FX'"​
	+ *Baby Looney Tunes* - "Who Said That"​
	+ *The Berenstain Bears (2003)* - "The Big Blooper“​
	+ *The Bernie Mac Show* – “If I Were N-Riched Man”​
	+ *Black-ish* - "The Word"​
	+ *Caillou* - "Caillou's Crossword“
	+ ​ *Diary of a Wimpy Kid* – “Greg Lies, Part 4” and “Swear Jar”​
	+ *Dexter's Laboratory* - "Rude Removal"​
	+ *Dinosaurs* - "Baby Talk“​
	+ *Family Guy* - "Stewie's First Word"​
	+ *Franklin –* “Franklin’s Word” ​
	+ *Flying Feet (2016)* – “Shut Up"​
	+ *The Holly Rivers of Derek Fallon* – “Midfinger”
	+ *Milo* – “Bad Words”​
	+ *Modern Family* - "Little Bo Bleep“​
	+ *Naughty, Naughty Pets* – “I Swear To Tell The Whole Truth!”​
	+ *New Super Mario Bros. Wii – The Series* – “Do Not Curse”​
	+ *NUMB3RS* – “Wet Your Pants And Do Not Swear”​
	+ *Pivot Animator* – Musti Strikes​
	+ *The Powerpuff Girls* - "Curses"​
	+ *Rolie Polie Olie* - "Dinglie Danglie Doodle"​
	+ *Rugrats* - "Word of the Day"​
	+ *Seven Little Monsters* - "The Bad Word"​
	+ *Speechless* - "R-u-n-Runaway"​
	+ *SpongeBob SquarePants* - "Sailor Mouth“​
	+ *SuperMarioLogan –* “Jeffy’s Bad Word”​
	+ *The Howard Stern Show* - "They Call Me Baba Booey"​
	+ *Tiny Toon Adventures* - "To Bleep or Not to Bleep“ ​
	+ *Wimzie’s House* – “Please Don’t Say That”​
	+ *XNUMB3RS* – “The Opposite Pudding Curse”​
	+ *Yoko! Jakamoko! Toto!*- "The Bad Word"​
Feng Huang Motion Picture Co.

**Feng Huang Motion Picture Co.** is the 61st episode of *It's Not Scary.*

## Trivia

* This is the second time a Not Scary? verdict is given after a Scary verdict is given, the first time being Asymmetrical Productions and Films Incorporated.
* This is the first episode to have credits.
* Starting with this episode, ViacomCBS and WildBrain have claimed the series.
Asymmetrical Productions (2020 version)

### Air date

January 18, 2020 (first-run) February 13, 2020 (second-run)February 22, 2020 (NBC)

### Verdict

Scary

**Asymmetrical Productions** is the thirteenth episode of *It's Not Scary.*

## Description

This is a reupload.

**Scare Factor:** NIGHTMARE!, due to the flashing, the Viacom V of Doom-like zoom in, the creepy robot voice saying ***ASYMMETRICAL*** and the sound effects could give people the creeps.

## **Warning**

**If you are prone to epilepsy, don't watch. This is the first seizuristic logo, see Trivia. But things are getting worse when we got another candidate...**

## Trivia

* This is the first seizure-inducing logo on the series.
* This is the very first logo to get a scary verdict.
Aidan DeFrehn

Aidan DeFrehn is a Character Designer, Comic Artist, and Animator from Philadelphia. His first gig was being a Character Designer on "It's Not Scary," Having designed Jay Thompkins (in Both 2020 and 2021) and has basically set the standard (or lack thereof) of how the characters could look.

He has never appeared in an episode, but he played a pretty big part in the entire series (along with others, like MixelsFan1993 and Alexa Rodriguez) in designing some characters.

### Appearance

Aidan has black-ish hair, a moustache, and a reddish-brown beard. He sports a dark-indigo with an indigo triangle and light purple swoosh, light, navy-blue pants, and gray/orange nikes.

### Trivia

* DeFrehn has been friends with Jay ever since his first appearance on "The DeFrehn Livestream Extravaganza" (now called "DeFrehn Live!")
* DeFrehn's Art-Style is Reminiscent of various cartoons from the 2000s (eq; Billy and Mandy, Clone High, Clerks, and The Fairly OddParents) as well as Cartoon Reviewer and Former Character Designer, Pan-Pizza (RebelTaxi) and Cartoon Creators, Craig McCracken and Lauren Faust
* For the Longest Time, DeFrehn was never credited for his character design(s). Nor were any other Character Designers (MixelsFan1993) ever credited as such.
Common Sense Media

## Educational Value

3/5

The series teaches us about culture.

## Positive Messages

3/5

This logo teaches us about many things we're afraid of and how opinions are never invalid.

## Positive Role Models & Representations

2/5

Geipa is a good-faith guy who assumes good of people. MTE is a bossy, selfish and spoiled brat who redeems himself.

## Violence & Scariness

5/5

Obviously, this series is all about frights. The "Trilogy of Gore" is littered with blood.

## Sexy Stuff

3/5

MTE often gets "BJs" from Violet.

## Language

5/5

"F\*\*k." "S\*\*t." "Damn." "Goddamn." "Ass." "Hell." "Piss." "Crap." The LORD'S name is used as an interjection frequently.

## Consumerism

5/5

Real companies are talked about and real shows are seen.

## Drinking, Drugs & Smoking

0/5

No character smokes weed.
Uh, Oh, I've Been Caught (song)

**Uh, Oh, I've Been Caught** is a song from Catfish Whiskers. It is sung by Junior, Jeffy, Mario, Cody, Joseph, Bowser, Chef Pee Pee, Mini P, Pencilmate, Pencilmiss.

## Lyrics

**Junior:** That sound can't be good.
**Bowser:** Rise and shine, Ju-- YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS!
### Junior

I mean, "Uh-oh, I've been caught! You caught me red-handed!"
### Bowser

If I were you
I'd not go out
Dressed up like THIS
So how about
You change?
You change?
Get out of that costume!
It looks
It looks
Ridiculous as heck!
### Junior

But Dad
But Dad
You just don't understand.
Today's the day
We all dress up.
So please give me a hand!
**Bowser:** Fine then. Just don't say I didn't warn you.
**Pencilmate:** I think that's her!
**Mini P:** You think?!
**Pencilmate:** I think!
**Mini P:** You think?!
**Pencilmate:** I think!
**Mini P:** You think?!
**Pencilmate:** I think!
**Mini P:** You think?!
**Pencilmate:** Act casual!
**Pencilmiss:** Hmm. Something fishy's going on. No pun intended. Pencilmate, what's that?
**Pencilmate:** Oh, this?
### Pencilmate

It's Mini P
Like you and me
Except his name
Is Mini P
He can be
A kitty cat
Wearing a small hat
Now how about that?!
### Mini P

Now how about that?!
**Pencilmiss:** OH MY GOD, YOU SUCK!
**Pencilmate:** What?
**Pencilmiss:** I expect you're going as a puppy dog.
**Pencilmate:** That's nuts!
**Pencilmiss:** *You're* nuts!
**Pencilmate:** He's nuts!
**Pencilmiss:** How the crap is *he* nuts? *You're* nuts!
**Pencilmate:** I think!
**Mini P:** I don't get it who's nuts?
### Cody

I don't know why I'm doing this
I guess I'm just not lazy
And Joseph, Jeffy, Junior, too
Chef Pee Pee, am I crazy?

**Mario:** Jeffy, what are you wearing?!
**Jeffy:** I'm a kitty.
**Mario:** No you're not. You're a chicken.
Chef Pee Pee: Great. Just great.
**Jeffy:** I wonder what Joseph went as?
### Joseph

How do I look? What should I wear?
On Main Street or Saville Row
From non-existent ear to non-existent ear
From my head down to my toes
How do I look? What should I wear?
It's all up to me
That's OK 'cause I might be gay
'Cause I think I gotta pee
**Joseph:** Ahhhh. That was nice. Now, where was I. Oh yeah!
### All 10 Singers

How do I look? What should I wear?
On Main Street or Saville Row
From (non-existent) ear to (non-existent) ear
From my head down to my (non-existent) toes
How do I look? What should I wear?
It's all up to me
That's OK 'cause I might be gay
'Cause I think I gotta pee
(spoken) Ahhhh. That was nice. Now, where was I. Oh yeah!
How do I look? What should I wear?
On Main Street or Saville Row
From (non-existent) ear to (non-existent) ear
From my head down to my (non-existent) toes
How do I look? What should I wear?
'Cause we are number one
That's OK 'cause I might be gay
'Cause now this song is done!
## Trivia

* Lyrics from "You're Never Fully Dressed Without A Smile" from *Annie* are heard.
* "We Are Number One" from the NBC series *LazyTown* is alluded.
* This song contains parts of "Leftover's Goulash" from *Arthur!*
It's Not Scary (2015 TV series)

***It's Not Scary*** is a series that aired on Disney XD. It is a continuation of the 2009 series. The theme song is a bit different and Collin decided to resort to logos.

## Episodes

There are 18 episodes. They aired 3 times a week and re-runs aired on the 7th day. They aired on the 2nd, 4th, and 6th days. The timeslot was initially 2:45 P.M. on Tuesdays and Thursdays and 6:45 A.M. on Saturdays and Sundays. This was later changed to 2:00 P.M. on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays and 9:00 A.M. on Saturdays. This was announced on July 5, 2015 because of the fact that Disney XD is not Christian.

## Trivia

* The theme song is actually an excerpt from "Little Chicken" by Rudy Trubitt. Due to copyright issues with this song, Collin Jordan-Brody canceled the show altogether on July 25, 2015. Brody picked the song as his theme song because it was originally by himself.
* Most of the episodes except the 1st, 5th, 8th, 10th, 13th, 14th, and 17th episodes were later re-made for the 2019 series.
JP the Foolish Fool

**JP the Foolish Fool** is a British-Japanese guy who likes calling people "foolish fools." He took over the 2nd and 3rd episodes of *It's Not Scary.*

## Backstory

When JP noticed Jay's camera was still on, he made some adjustments on October 1, 2019. On November 1, 2019, Jay eventually got out of the cell JP locked him in for a month.
It's Not Scary

This is a disambiguation page.

* *For the 1979 series that aired on CBS and TBS, see It's Not Scary (1979 TV series)*
* *For the 2005 series that aired on Nickelodeon, see It's Not Scary (2005 TV series)*
* *For the 2009 series that aired on ABC, see It's Not Scary (2009 TV series)*
* *For the 2015 series that aired on Disney XD, see It's Not Scary (2015 TV series)*
Oz Film Company

**Oz Film Company** is the fifth episode of *It's Not Scary.*

## Description

Yet ANOTHER face logo comes along to try to scare us! It'll be a fun trip to take down the oldest scary logo of all time, so let's do this!

## Trivia

* This is the third face logo in the series.
* This is the first time Jay questions what verdict the logo gets.
Voldermort he/him

Portrait by flowercore

**Voldermort he/him** is a small blue frog. He wears a black top hat and sports a name tag with his name printed across his torso. He also holds a ribbon, earned for his efforts in The War.

**Voldermort he/him** currently serves as the mascot for the second iteration of Cottagecraft, and has a commemorative statue next to the Rabies Farm.

## Gallery

Drawn by flowercore. Original image, as seen in DiscordVoldermort he/him, as seen in game.

## Trivia

* His initial name was Voldemort he/him, until Sam (minikins) added an extra 'r' to an official document.
* He was created by Forest (flowercore), by Ross's (minnowtxt) request.
* He watches over the rabies farm and smites those who do not replant wheat seeds.
It's Not Scary (2009 TV series)

***It's Not Scary*** is a 2009 TV series that aired from September 26 to December 19, 2009 on ABC's Saturday morning block, ABC Kids. It is a continuation of the Nickelodeon series of the same name.

## Trivia

* The theme song is the same as the 2005 version, except it was remixed to sound like something from 2009, which was from GBA Shy Guy Beach in Mario Kart Wii.
The Classic Cliche

**The Classic Cliche** is the claim that if one is used to a logo, then they are not scared of the logo. This cliche annoys Jay a lot.

## Logos

* Viacom V of Doom (2019 version)\*
* Screen Gems (2019 version)\*
* Interglobal Video
* WGBH Neon Sign (2019 version)
* Rainbow Releasing Pictures
* Worldvision Home Video
* Antenne 2
* Simitar Entertainment
* Walt Disney Studios Home Entertainment\*\*
* Fabrica
* Budcat Creations
* Carlton Video and Carlton Screen Advertising

\* Denotes that a logo got away with this cliche.

\*\* Denotes that a logo got away with the cliche at first, but was discovered.

## Trivia

* What Jay doesn't seem to know is that the CLG Wiki isn't saying that the logo is not scary for people who are used to it, but what they're trying to say is that once your familiar with and OK with the logo, it's not as much of a scary experience for them. But the only way Jay would've known that is if ...
Simitar Entertainment

**Simitar Entertainment** is the twenty-second episode of *It's Not Scary.*

## Description

It's that time yet again, and today we have a now deceased home entertainment company, existing only for around 20 years. A sad story, but is their logo any worth? Well, that's up for us to decide!

## Trivia

* This is the first episode to use the word "s\*\*t" in a sentence. It was used in Viacom V of Doom, however it was censored.
* This episode was re-uploaded due to an audio error in the original upload, so it was taken down and re-uploaded again.
* This is the last episode aired before the COVID-19 pandemic. The next episode was the first to air during the COVID-19 pandemic.
Walt Disney Studios Home Entertainment

**Walt Disney Studios Home Entertainment** (sometimes shortened to just **Disney**) is the twenty-third episode of *It's Not Scary.*

## Description

Another home media division comes to the show today, with a logo equally as... interesting as the last! However, even the cheesiest logos can get away with their awkwardness. Will this one be lucky enough?

## Plot

**WARNING: Spoilers**

In this episode, Jay talks about a logo from a well known home entertainment division of a major company known as **Walt Disney Studios Home Entertainment**. Jay explains the background and then reads both descriptions of the logo.

After explaining about the **music/sounds** of the logo, Jay shows the 1978-1980 version. Then, Jay reads the CLG Wiki's **Scare Factor** and thinks that, for the 1st time, CLG Wiki is not claiming that *it's not scary* if you're used to it. After the audience applauds, Jay explains his opinion about the logo. Jay's opinion on this logo is that, first, by 1978, the logo's standards was actually very low, considering the fact that television and home video logos at the time are "absolutely cheesy". Second, Jay thinks that the music is similar to Simitar with the **really** bombastic fanfare, however, in the case of this logo, is actually a composition, unlike Simitar, where is just a bunch of synthesized pieces put together.

After showing the 1981-1986 version, Jay explains that the only difference here is the darker colors, which the scare factor mentions. Jay says that the colors doesn't look **all** that much darker (other than the "**WALT DiSNEY**" text). Then, Jay gives the logo the Not Scary verdict.

Before end the video, Jay notices that the CLG Wiki says something below when he read the scare factor. Jay gets shocked when he notices that he made a mistake after reading the following: "But it's less scary for those who are used to all the variants. This is a favorite of many, particularly those who grew up in the early 1980s with Disney and amongst collectors of rare Disney tapes". Jay screams when the episode ends.

## Trivia

* Jay's hand makes an appearance in this episode.
* A reference to the rage guy is shown at the end of the episode.
* Jay thinks the logo didn't claim The Classic Cliche, but checks at the end, going into Full Godfrey.
	+ This is somewhat odd, as Viacom V of Doom (2019 version) and Screen Gems (2019 version) totally got away with having the cliche.
* This is the first time Jay's hand is clean.
Peacock

**Peacock** is a streaming service that launched on July 15, 2020. It aired all *It's Not Scary* episodes (except Viacom V of Doom to MGM Tanner) starting with Fincine-Nextreme Film on July 18, 2020. On July 25, 2020, they aired Apple Films-Nickelodeon IDs to Boje Buck Filmproduktion-A.K.A. Cartoon. On August 1, 2020, they aired Bloody Disgusting-Fox Reality Original.
UAV Corporation

**UAV Corporation** is the 45th episode of *It's Not Scary.*

## Description

Another home video company is the subject for today's episode, continuing the "loud logos" trend! Well, is this one as loud and scary as people say it is? I doubt it, but let's find out!

## Plot

Jay welcomes the viewer and flashbacks his previous episode.

After describing the logo, music/sounds, and showing the 1989 logo, Jay shows the 1991 logo. After reading the scare factor, he gets angry and loses his temper, calling the CLG Wiki a liar and thinking that the 2nd logo deserved the nightmare rating. After apologizing and defending the logo, he proposes a pass be given to the logo. He admits that the last time he ranted this badly was in Antenne 2 which wasn't even that bad.

In the epilogue, we get a behind-the-scenes look, and Jay shows us the waveform. The episode ends with him screaming, "HOW DO YOU MESS THAT UUUUUU--"

## Trivia

* This is the seventh rant episode.
* This episode is about honesty. It's pretty similar to:
	+ *Make Way For Noddy:* "The Big Fib"
	+ *Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!:* "Wubbzy Tells A Whopper"
	+ *ToddWorld:* "It's OK To Lose Your Mittens"
	+ *Baby Looney Tunes* - "Daffy Did It!"
	+ *The Berenstain Bears* - "The Truth"
	+ *Super Why!* - "Pinocchio"
	+ *Everybody Hates Chris* - "Everybody Hates The Gout"
	+ *The Clyde Erwin Show* - "Triple S of Doom"
	+ *Gerbert* - "White Lies"
	+ *Noddy -* "Growing Lies"
	+ *The Northside Show* - "Ze Ghoti Whisperer"
R.M. Art Productions

**R.M. Art Productions** is the eleventh episode of *It's Not Scary.*

## Description

Back to India today, with a pretty forgettable production company. This logo oughta be interesting!

## Trivia

* This is the second Indian film logo on this series.
* This is the first episode where Jay doesn't do one thing: describe the music/sounds.
	+ One other time happened before, but it was JP that forgot.
Bryanston Pictures

**Bryanston Pictures** is the thirty-third episode of *It's Not Scary.*

## Description=

Boy oh boy do we have an infamous one today! One of the most well known "scary" logos of all time is here, but will it be a safe one and get a Not Scary verdict, or cheat the system to get a Scary one? We'll have to see for ourselves!

## Trivia

* Jay mentions a gasoline company in this episodes.
* After doing some thinking, Jay gives the logo a pass.
* This episode was banned in the UK, Switzerland, and Nova Scotia because it made a mockery of *Pingu,* *Monster Math Squad,* and *Boo!*
	+ And this was especially caused by a deleted scene (deleted in the US, but still shown in South Korea, France, Italy and Germany) where a clip from the *Boo!* episode, "Hospital" was shown, where Boo tickle's Laughing Duck's feet and says, "Please stop wiggling your toes! I'm trying to count your toes!" It cuts to the *Pingu* episode, *Pingu Finishes the Job,* specifically the last one, where they all wiggle their toes and say "Tickling my feet!"
	+ This is the first episode to have a deleted scene (whether on Peacock or in general).
Jimmy Flinders

**Cameron Arthur Clarke,** who often goes as **Cam Clarke,** **Cam A. Clarke,** and **James "Jimmy" Flinders** is an American voice actor. He also starred in a few *My Life* episodes. He provides the voice of one of the stick figures in *It's Not Scary: Catfish Whiskers.* He might also provide Jackie Chu's singing voice in rebroadcasts.
Budcat Creations

**Budcat Creations** is the thirty-first episode of *It's Not Scary.*

## Description

Finally, an episode longer than the first! Today's logo may not be nightmare rated, but it's still qualified for an episode. So, will this one be alright enough to get away? Let's find out for ourselves!

## Trivia

* Lukinspire appears in this episode, extending the episode.
* Lukinspire mentions that the cat was probably born with the controller in his mouth, as we were all born with umbilical cords.
	+ This is probably a crack on the fact that cats are mammals.
* Jay doesn't lose his temper of the scare factor using The Classic Cliche.
I'm So Embarrassed (song)

**I'm So Embarrassed** is a song from *Catfish Whiskers.* It is sung by Jeffy when JP outs him as a coward.

## Lyrics

### Jeffy

How could this happen
How could this ever happen to me
I'd be depressed
Depressed as can be
But no
I will just stand up then I will speak
I'm so embarrassed
Embarrassment is me
I can't even walk right
I can't even talk right
My legs feel like pudding
My heart is-a pumping
And I can't stop biting my nails
In China it is night
This shouldn't feel right
But something doesn't
2 x 6 is a dozen
(spoken) That's actually not wrong. However, the point is...
(sung) I'm so embarrassed, embarrassed
How could this happen to me
I don't think I want to show my face
I don't think I want a YouTube channel
I don't want the whole world laughin' at me
I feel like I'm stuck in a taffy of pee
I'm not in the pot, but I feel like dirt...
I'm so embarrassed
So, so embarrassed
## Reprise

The song is later sung when Joseph, Cody and Jeffy are spotted in their costumes and everyone gets the wrong idea.

**Joseph:** Maybe it would've been better if I went as something else.
**Cody:** Me too.
**Jeffy:** Me three.
### Boys

How could this ever happen to me
I should be depressed just like you would be
If *you* were embarrassed you'd blush
You'd hide in the toilet and flush
I didn't think it'd hurt this much
## Trivia

* "In China it is night" and "2 x 6 is a dozen" are actually true/correct.
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Viacom V of Doom (2019 version)

**Viacom V of Doom** is the series premiere of *It's Not Scary.*

### YouTube Description

The second and more exciting video to celebrate 6 years, this is a big thank you for everyone who has stuck around for this long. THANK YOU!

## Trivia

* This is the first episode of the series.
* Jay says that he will be producing content until he goes to college.
Fat Dog Productions

**Fat Dog Productions** is the twenty-eighth episode of *It's Not Scary.*

## Description

Here I am, once again... with another INS episode! Today's logo and company are certainly, well, interesting. Will it be a scary logo, however? Let's break it down and find out!

## Trivia

* This logo says that the dog looks depressing, but Jay doesn't get sad.
Elaina Keyes

**Elaina Keyes** is an American voice actress who voices Rosalina in *SuperMarioLogan*, Flower Smith in *Glitter Hybrids* and various characters in *Catfish Whiskers.*

## Eliana Keyes's Description

*"Elaina Marie Keyes is a puppeteer and voice actress. She is a cast member for SuperMarioLogan and is best known for providing the voice of Rosalina. As of June 2016, she voiced six SML characters. Her voice debut in SuperMarioLogan was in "American Idol Episode 1" in October 2015, where she portrayed Rosalina, and her first major role in a video was in "Mario's New Girlfriend!", also portraying Rosalina. In the video "Jeffy's Sister!", she played Feebee. In "Jeffy's Sister Returns!", her role as Feebee was replaced by Chilly Jimenez. Her first role in TV animation however will be in the upcoming Disney Channel original series "Glitter Hybrids" as the voice of Flower Smith."*
Jayosaur

**Jayosaur** is the former cohost of *It's Not Scary.*

## Description

Jayosaur is Jay's reptilian ancestor, who is surprisingly still alive. He likes Jay Thompkins, although he sometimes disagrees with his opinions. He is shown to get angry and demand his own way (like in Bang! Bang! Films when he demanded Jay Thompkins give the logo the Scary verdict) a few times in the series and is very violent; he can and will mutilate anyone who disses him or Jay Thompkins. He has a poor sense of humor and seems to have a soft side for girls. He also has a dirtier mouth than Jay Thompkins and is an internet surfer (as revealed in Murghan Enterprise) and is afraid of gorillas because "reptiles are the competitors to mammals" despite Jay being a mammal himself. Due to being a scaredy-saurus, he left New York and hasn't returned since.

## Physical Appearance

Jayosaur is a dark blue dinosaur with a "JP" emblem on his chest. He also has what appears to be a big nose and has no visible ears (although he has very sensitive hearing, as proven in Castle Home Video). He was eyes shaped like Jay's and a long tail. It is unknown if he has any fingers, but he does not have any toes, either. He was designed in Burbank, CA by MixelsFan1973.

## Trivia

* He is shown to have Boston eyes.
* It is unknown how Jay Thompkins descended from him, as he is a mammal, unlike Jayosaur.
* Jayosaur is very ticklish.
Genesis Home Video

**Genesis Home Video** is the 65th episode of *It's Not Scary.*

## Trivia

* This is the second time the Not Scary? Verdict is said as "Not Scary with a Question Mark." In Nickelodeon IDs, it was addressed as "Not Scary Question Mark."
* If one had material to syndicate at one episode per weekday, this would be the last episode.
	+ Additionally, If one were to watch one episode of the series per weekday (excluding Saturdays and Sundays), starting with Viacom V of Doom for 13 weeks, this would be the last episode they'd watch.
Plot

Media Terra is a paradise. Its rolling plains, glittering dunes, vast stone pillars, and deep blue sea are enchanting.

It is an island of like-bodied folks, most who live their lives in ignorant bliss. What does the centaur need to worry about other than their crop? The harpies are content to fish on the frozen shoreline. The mermaids enjoy the depth of their ocean and the naga the heat of their sands.

Of course, some are less content with everyday trivialities and strive to achieve political greatness. Some will always yearn for more than what they're given.

But what does that yield?

What answers will they find in the throws of their prestige?

What does one see when they gaze too far into the open ocean? What does the cold, wet, fog whisper in the twilight?

Where do the people go, when they go? Do you remember them before they left?

It is assured that you do not. The citizens will not recall. There is nothing to recall because Media Terra is a paradise. Surely, you remember that.

There are those on the island who strive for more. They follow the path towards their renown. Where that path takes them is too distant to make out at this time.

The path stretches before you now, unpaved and beckoning.
MGM Tanner

**MGM Tanner** is the twentieth episode of *It's Not Scary.*

## Description

FINALLY ANOTHER COLLABORATION!! It has been a very long time since the last one, and it was awesome being able to get a division of mine to join in on INS. However, what matters is whether today's logo is scary or not!

## Trivia

* The distributor of the series at the time, ComputerWizKid, makes a guest appearance in this episode.
* This episode aired on Leap Day.
NBC

The **N**ational **B**roadcasting **C**ompany is the network that aired *It's Not Scary,* and the current CEO is Stephen B. Burke. Their logo consists of a peacock with 6 rainbow-colored feathers, representing NBC's 6 main divisions, News, Sports, Entertainment, Stations, Network, and Productions.

## Logos

There are many logos that NBC has used over the years, so to keep the list short, lets just talk about the post-1986 ones.

### 1986 Logo

As said before, the logo was modified and the peacock now has 6 rainbow-colored feathers, representing NBC's 6 main divisions, News, Sports, Entertainment, Stations, Network, and Productions. NBC changed their color scheme in their logo over the years. Do not even get me started on this one! IT'S ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU NIGHTMARES! EVEN SEIZURES! Don't believe me? Read this article on what happened to the first person who saw this logo. It's a long but true story.

As we try to calm own, was used until 2011, where it was replaced with a rather shiny logo.

### 2011 Logo

This logo became familiar when it was used by NBC Kids in 2012 before they got scrapped in 2016. In 2013, NBC called and told NBC Kids to change their logo, but NBC Kids didn't even care!

### 2013 Logo

The current logo used since 2013 was an update from the 1986 logo. The font was changed and the logo looked more 3D than 2D.

## Bankrupcy

In 2030, NBC almost went bankrupt and got scrapped!
VID Masks

**VID Masks** is the third episode of *It's Not Scary.*

## Description

Foolish fools, welcome back to It's Not Scary! Today, we have yet another foolishly foolish logo that is not what people think it is. Enjoy it, fools!

## Trivia

* This is the first episode where more than one logo is reviewed and the verdicts are given separately.
* This is the first exotic logo.
* This is JP's last appearance to date.
Constantin Film

**Constantin Film** is the 47th episode of *It's Not Scary.*

## Description

Last episode in the "Loud Logos" arc for now! Germany's biggest film company has been put on the spot for reviewing. Will this one be a scary one, or will it get by? As always, we will break it down!

## Trivia

* This is so far the last episode where Jay mentions a scare factor below medium "that being low to medium."
Terror Visio & Terror Vision

**Terror Visio & Terror Vision** is the 81st episode of *It's Not Scary.*

## Description

Jay takes on another first on the show, and tackles two unrelated companies at once. *LogoRobo* also updates for the first time.

## Trivia

* This is the first time that Jay looks at **two** logos from two unrelated companies.
* This is also the first time Jay looks at a logo with no description at all.
Olivia O'Connor

**Colleen Ann O'Shaughnessey** who sometimes goes as **Colleen Villard** and **Olivia O'Connor,** is an American voice actress. She is known for doing the voice of Tails from *Sonic Boom.* It's also currently debated whether she or Nancy Cartwright did the voice of Zeeter from *The Zula Patroll.* She also starred in a few *My Life* episodes and provides the voice of one of the stick figures in *It's Not Scary: Catfish Whiskers.* She might also provide Junior's singing voice in rebroadcasts.
It's Not Scary (films)

***It's Not Scary*** (later retitled **The Saga Begins** to distinguish from the series itself) is an episode that consists of 3 10-minute films.

## Synopsis

**Film 1**

The narrator, Marc Summers says that many people are afraid of different things. Sometime's they're the same, and a good way to deal with it is by talking about it, so they begin with creepy things and how to rate them using the 3-level strategy. 3 is the best. 1 is the worst. They introduce to us footage of electrocution and dissect it piece by piece. When it's decided, a person with an orange #1 shirt is called up. The narrator announces that this means that the scene is scary, and will be tossed into the Scary Logos Dungeon.

**Film 2**

Marc Summers mentions that fear is nothing to be ashamed of, and decides to talk an animal attack. After dissecting the situation, he calls up a person with a purple #2 shirt, which represents "Not Scary?"

**Film 3**

Marc Summers talks about things that are not scary whatsoever, and introduces "Ultrafactor Pass," when the reasons why things are scary are not bad enough. After dissecting a dentist visit, a person with a blue #3 shirt is called up, representing "Not Scary."

## Trivia

* This is the very first episode in the series.
* The first words spoken are, "Many people have fears."
Let's Get Ready (song)

**Let's Get Ready** is a song from *Catfish Whiskers.* It is sung by Jay, Alden, and MTE Network while trying to pick costumes.

The song was sung by Jay, MTE, and Alden. Lyrics in red were not heard in the broadcast version.

## Lyrics

### Jay

(spoken) I am so excited! I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!

* Omigod! I'm so excited!
* I can't believe it's almost here!
* I've gotta look snazzy as heck
* I'll clean inside my ear
* Me, Rey and Alden
* Just the 3 of us
* Lookin' sharp, lookin' hot
* Ain't nobody makin' no fuss
* So...
* Let's get ready (I can't wait!)
* Let's get ready (Gotta contain myself!)
* Let's get ready (Oh, the excitement!)
* I've gotta get ready, what am I waiting for?

(spoken) Hmmm, what should I go as?

### MTE Network

(spoken) So many ideas, so little time!

* What shall I be?
* There's so many sides to me!
* I could be Sherri or Terri
* Walter and Perry
* It's all up to me.
* So what should I be?
* What COULD I be?
* What should I be?
* I could be an business man, formally cutting my hair.
* Or I could put on some feathers and a beak, and go as a chicken and them girls gonna stare...
* But...
* Let's get ready (This won't be easy)
* Let's get ready (I'll sleep in peace)
* Let's get ready (Where is my nose?!)
* I've gotta get ready, what am I waiting for?

(spoken) How's Alden doing?

### Alden

(spoken) Hmm. Will this even fit?

* I gotta get into shape (Let's get ready for the future)
* I'm gonna be so buff (So many ideas, so little time)
* I'll try to avoid getting raped (That can't be good at all)
* Them girls gonna like my tough
* But maybe if I take a break
* Cause I feel like enough is enough
* I feel like a cat named Blake
* Them girls gonna like my tough (So tough!)
* So tough! (So tough!)
* Except of all...
* Let's get ready (What happened to my toes?!)
* Let's get ready (Hot ham!)
* Let's get ready (I'll go as a P-Head)
* I've gotta get ready...

### All

* I've gotta get ready, what am I waiting for?

## Trivia

* Parts of "What Shall I Be" *w:Garfield's Halloween Adventure* are heard in this song.
* *Simpsons* and *Home Movies* characters and referenced.
Big Ape Productions

**Big Ape Productions** is the 79th episode of *It's Not Scary.*

## Description

Another long awaited comeback is an understatement this time. The demands for another episode have been extremely high, and as it turns out, it was all very much worth it in the end, this was incredibly fun to develop!

## Trivia

* This is the third episode where Jay Thompkins is angry at Jayosaur. (Vadi-mon, Palace Video)
* This episode reveals why episodes 77-79 have been spread out far apart in terms of airing. The episodes are taking longer to produce, but are more interesting, giving the implication that subsequent episodes will be released 1 month after each other.
* **Moral:** Don't judge a book by its cover.
* Although swear words are not the plot of this episode or 18, it's still similar to: \*\*
PlayStation Errors

**PlayStation Errors** is the ***50th*** episode of *It's Not Scary,* guest starring Rey Martinez as MTE Network!

## Description

After less than a year, we've gotten to the 50th episode! As with episode 25, this obviously means something special!

## Trivia

* This is the third premiere episode.
* This episode introduces, MTE Network's anger issues.
Nickelodeon IDs

**Nickelodeon IDs** is the **40th** episode of *It's Not Scary.* It is also the longest episode to date, clocking at 17 minutes and 31 seconds.

## Nickelodeon IDs

### Verdict

Not Scary? (Egg & Spoon)
Not Scary (Pinchface)
Not Scary? (Box)
Scary (Nick is Kids)

## Description

17 minutes of INS?! Now, THIS is something to stick around for! Which bumpers will be scary? Harmless? In between? Well, only one way to fine out... watch the longest INS so far for the answers!

## Trivia

* This is the first episode where different logos got different verdicts. This episode got all 3 verdicts.
* Jay was so scared of not being able to handle it, that he had to record the episode into 2 separate pieces!
* Starting on May 29, 2020, Jay introduced a new outro: "As always, don't forget to stay true."
	+ Episode 10 introduced a new theme song.
	+ Episode 20?
	+ Episode 30 introduced a new theme song.
	+ Episode 40 introduced a new outro.
Fincine

**Fincine** is the twenty-first episode of *It's Not Scary.*

## Description

Sure has been a while since last time, hasn't it? Feels great to be back on! Today's topic was suggested on Discord, so hopefully they, as well as you, enjoy this episode!

## Trivia

* This is the first episode to have an audio error on certain devices.
* Jay says, that the scare factor is unfortunately not nightmare, but high enough to be in the series. Other logos (Interglobal Home Video, VIVA Films, Worldvision Home Video) have met this.
* When Jay claims he doesn't have time to explain how the artist is able to play the theremin, this makes this episode is quite comparable to:
	+ *El Perro y El Gato* - "Vacation/Vacacciones"
	+ *Let's Go Luna!* - "C'est Cheese"
	+ *ABC Galaxy* - C, D, I, Q, pretty much all 26 of their episodes
	+ *Little Audrey's Revenge* - "Butterscotch and Soda"
	+ *CatDog* - "Dem Bones"
	+ *Pinkalicious & Peterrific -* "Pinkalicious" and "The Celebrator"
	+ *ToddWorld -* "Platyroo" and "Snack Happy"
	+ *Peep and the Big Wide World* - "Quack Goes Nuts"
	+ *Bob the Builder* - "Naughty Spud"
	+ *Home Movies* - "Coffins & Cradles"
	+ *SpongeBob SquarePants* - "Just One Bite"
	+ *The Big Comfy Couch* - "Wrong Side of the Couch"
	+ *SuperMarioLogan* - "Jeffy's Tantrum!"
	+ *WordGirl -* "Chuck's Brother"
	+ *Make Way For Noddy -* "Master Tubby's Chocolate Dream"
	+ *Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids* - "Junk Food"
	+ *SciGirls* - "Science Cooks"
	+ *Musti (2007)* - "Greedy"
	+ *Among Us* - "Junk Food"
Jay & Alden Sing "Let's Get Ready" (OFFICIAL)

In this video, Jay and Alden decided to read the lyrics to *Let's Get Ready* after SonicFan (an Alden Moeller Inc. division) introduced both of them to this wiki in a Discord call.

## Description

Yes. Shout-out to Alden Moeller Inc. for agreeing!

## Trivia

* Jay reads Rey's lines because he wasn't in the call. SonicFan initially wanted TTS210 to read his lines because he was also in the call.
* Alden says "I'll try to avoid getting..... S- Ha- Harrassed" because he thought YouTube would take the video down.
* On the topic of Alden, he laughs throughout the video because he found the wiki hilarious.
* Jay's girlfriend, Alexa, drew this thumbnail.
Sit Down!

Ol**Sit Down** is a song from *INS: The Musical.* It was originally performed by The Retards.

## Lyrics

Let’s go! (Go, go, go…)

Go! Go! Go!

I have to go! I have to go!

Oh yeah!

Oh, yes, I do! Oh, yes, I do!

Uh-huh!

I just wanna go home! (And do what?)

I just wanna go home! (And sit down?)

I just wanna go home! (And do what?)

Sit down, sit down, sit down

And watch some p\*\*n, watch some p\*\*n

Sit down!

Verse 1

I went out on a date

With a girl, a bit late

She had so many friends

I brought my pogo stick

Just to show her a trick

She had so many friends

She took me for a ride

To the countryside

She had so many friends

I jumped out of the car

But she didn’t go far

She had so many friends!

Pre-Chorus

But she asked me

Where I was going

And I told her that I couldn’t stay

And then I knew to say

Chorus

I have to go! I have to go!

Oh yeah!

Oh, yes, I do! Oh, yes, I do!

Uh-huh!

I just wanna go home! (And do what?)

I just wanna go home! (And sit down?)

I just wanna go home! (And do what?)

Sit down, sit down, sit down

And watch some p\*\*n, watch some p\*\*n

Sit down!

Verse 2

I made a ham on rye

With a small fry

It was so old

The girl gave me a dime

To buy a soda with lime

It was so old

I saw a shoplifter

Stealing a flour sifter

It was so old

I kicked him in the face

But got sprayed with mace

It was so old!

Pre-Chorus
The shoplifter
Made his admit
I helped him buy a can of grease
Touched my toes and said my piece:
Chorus

I have to go! I have to go!
Oh yeah!
Oh, yes, I do! Oh, yes, I do!
Uh-huh!
I just wanna go home! (And do what?)
I just wanna go home! (And sit down?)
I just wanna go home! (And do what?)
Sit down, sit down, sit down
And watch some p\*\*n, watch some p\*\*n
Sit down!
Bridge
DO NOT EVEN BEND YOUR ARMS!!!!!
I was squeezing my hose ‘til it was itchy and sore.
It squirted goop on the ceiling and it wanted some more.
When I’m feeling ultra-lucky, I go in the house.
And when it squirts in the air I catch it in my mouth.
I try to pee it out to prove I have hair.
So, I take the initiative and sit in a chair.
I do it in public, and people stare.
Like I just fell off the stairs and then I make an ugly nightmare face of doom and suicidal people.
Pre-Chorus
This was not at all
Like a fountain spraying statue
I held it in and forced it out
Like water in a spout:
Chorus
I have to go! I have to go!
Oh yeah!
Oh, yes, I do! Oh, yes, I do!
Uh-huh!
I just wanna go home! (And do what?)
I just wanna go home! (And sit down?)
I just wanna go home! (And do what?)
Sit down, sit down, sit down
And watch some p\*\*n, watch some p\*\*n
YEAH!
Sit down, sit down, sit down
And watch some p\*\*n, watch some p\*\*n
YEAH!
Sometimes I even lick the TV (YEAH!)
The goopy liquid squirts on me (YEAH!)
So, here’s my best advice!
Watch some p\*\*n, watch some p\*\*n
YEAH!
SIT DOWN! SIT DOWN!

## Trivia

On HGTV, the song was cleaned into Put Your Hands Up.
Colombiana de Television

**Colombiana de Television** is the 43th episode of *It's Not Scary.*

## Description

Once again visiting a new country, this time a Spanish speaking one! However, this one might be a bit too much for particular viewers. If you are sensitive to loud noises, you might want to back out of this episode. For everyone else, let's see if this is a scary logo!

## Warning

For the loud warning, see the Description section.

## Trivia

* This logo is very loud. It had the nickname that another logo had, before being proven false.
* The logo's font is in the same font that Jay Productions uses.
786 D.S. Films

**786 D.S. Films** is the 44th episode of *It's Not Scary.*

## Description

It has been a minute since we've looked at another Indian logo, but here we are! A very short lived one if I say so myself, but is it scary? Let's have a look!

## Trivia

* This is the first episode to start with a number, besides TCF Television.
* This episode reveals that 3-G Home Video has hardly any potential to be a topic for an episode.
VIVA Films

**VIVA Films** (aka **The Ice Cream Episode**) is the fifteenth episode of *It's Not Scary.*

## Description

We're finally taking another trip overseas to look at one of the most classic Filipino film logos of all time! To scare or not to scare, that has always been the question here on INS!

## Trivia

* Jay explains, that he's keeping the errors in Films Incorporated because it's in its purest form.
* When the logo is shown, instead it shows the series premiere of *Logo Acapella.* Naturally, Jay is not amused.
* Jay announces that Regal Films will be an episode in the future.