Hufflepuff Havoc

* They love oversized sweaters and hoodies
	+ Favourite game is "Whippy-Whap" where they slap people with their long sleeves
* They always organize a yearly Easter egg hunt, but usually end up doing their job too well so students are still finding eggs in December
* They feel really bad about eating chocolate frogs, so they keep them as pets. Sure, it's a good idea, but it goes a bit pear-shaped when the frogs decide to relax in front of the fire in the common room
	+ The funeral lasts 3 days
* There's a big list in the common room of all the Hufflepuff's birthdays. Everyone gets cake and presents no matter what. There's a separate list with students who have been disowned or families can't afford presents
* They have a room full of portraits of people who died in the various battles
* Sundays is their dedicated Movie Marathon day, so you will never see a single Hufflepuff roaming the campus on that day
	+ A few muggle borns figured out how to install a giant TV above the fireplace and the elves give them snacks from the kitchen
	+ Huffle Huddle!
* No matter what, they always support each other. It's like one big family
* When they come back from Hogsmeade they throw all the candy they got from Honeyduke's into a pile and divide it up evenly amongst everyone in the house
	+ If someone doesn't like a certain type of candy they trade it around or just give it to someone who likes it. No bargaining
	+ Sugar highs are  c o m m o n
* You wouldn't believe it, but there's a major prank war between the different years
	+ The 7th years often win but there's been a few exceptions(Teddy n Tonks)
	+ People wake up tied to their beds, with their spaghetti turned into worms at dinner
	+ Some unfortunate 1st year girls woke up with their beds floating in the middle of the black lake
	+ It's all fun n games and everyone makes sure their victims know it was all in good fun
* Friday Nights=Spa Time
	+ It really helps the 5th and 7th years
	+ Everyone forgets their problems for a little while and relaxes
	+ They have a giant train around the common room
	+ After massages people are paired up to give each other facials
	+ 7th years read poems and short stories after everyone is done
* They ALWAYS say goodnight to each other. If someone forgets to they will be sat down in the common room the next morning and interrogated
* They throw the best parties
	+ Hundreds of balloons
	+ 5-teir cakes
	+ Glitter n confetti
	+ Movies
	+ Moving everything out of the common room for a bouncy house
	+ And they celebrate literally everything. Got a 0, woohoo! It's thanksgiving in America? Hell yeah? Tonks didn't fall today? Sweet!
* There's an overflowing amount of house pride, some of them look like bees at this point. They only ever wear black n yellow outside of school
* People will go around singing "One Call Away", "Kill Em With Kindness",  "Count On Me", and "I Will Leave A Light On"
* They have lil talent shows
* The most popular blanket in the common room is a giant knitted one, where 5 grown teenagers can comfortably lie under it. The original yellow colour has faded over time, but people add onto it in their spare time and each new section shines with their bright yellow
	+ Rumor has it that the original blanket belonged to Helga Hufflepuff, gifted to her by her grandmother
	+ Tis tradition for first years to all snuggle under the blanket on their first evening as Hufflepuffs
* They have their own newspaper, The Puffington Post
	+ It runs a lot of bad Umbridge approved articles, but if you stab it with your wand backwards and say "bullshit" the articles change to ones about the da, ootp, and truthful news about Voldemort's movements
	+ The crossword is awesome