2022 Season: Week 6 Wrap Up

It was business as usual for many teams in the League this week, while for others it marked a grim grim week.

#8 The Winter Foxes: 90 (4-2, 3rd BWD)

#1 Becky Got Back: 86 (4-2, 2nd BWD)

AGNB: +27

We start our coverage with the fall from grace of the League’s top ranked team, as #1 Becky Got Back fell at home to #8 The Winter Foxes in the biggest upset of the week. The League’s second ranked offense was no match for the Foxes fourth ranked defense as Becky Got Back was stifled all weekend and never got into their rhythm. It was their first home loss of the year, and it came to a squad undefeated on the road, something had to give and ultimately it was Becky. The results of this game cause Becky’s Got Back and The Winter Foxes to end up in a three-way tie for 1st place in the BWD with the 3rd ranked Throat Goats, with the Goats leading on the tiebreaker)

#11 AB’s CTE: 64 (2-4, 5th JHC)

#2 15in. Chocking Hazard: 117 (5-1, 2nd JHC)

TCB: -41

Good teams win great teams cover, and that’s exactly what Chocking Hazard did in this week’s marquee matchup in the JHC. They gutted out a tough 49-point victory over a nearly top-10 AB’s CTE. AB’s CTE and their 2nd ranked defense for the offensive explosion that is Choking Hazard, even while missing a top-10 RB and WR. they are looking like the class of not just the JHC, but also the League.

#3 Throat Goats: 134 (4-2, 1st BWD)

#5 Delly’s Driving Instructors: 73 (3-3, 4th BWD)

GOAT: -26

The road warriors that are the Throat Goats marched into Delly’s Mancave at Enterprise Stadium and laid the smackdown on the Driving Instructors. The home squad had no answer for the League’s second ranked offense as they promptly had their doors blown off from Thursday to Monday. The in moves the Throat Goats into 1st place in the BWD on the tiebreaker, while the Driving Instructors sit alone in 4th.

#9 The Holiest Yields: 89 (1-6, 6th JHC)

#4 BlueLivesMatter MAGAgoolz (0-0, - JHC)

MAGA: +6

The MAGAgoolza steal another soon to be vacated win as they down the lowly The Holiest Yield in a matchup that never should have been that close. The Holiest Yields put up the fight of their lives and the MAGAgoolz should be ashamed of themselves for allowing it to be this close, they will be dropped in the rankings. The results have no bearing on the MAGAgoolz as the season will be vacated no matter what.

#6 Tent City Skelton Crew: 105 (2-4 5th BWD)

#10 Wood Choppers: 51 (2-4, 6th BWD)

YEET: -5

Folks don’t look now but the Skelton Crew have strung together a couple of wins and look to wreak havoc on the League from here on out. As has been the case week over week, the bottom ranked defense from the Skeleton Crew has just been getting better as they allowed a season low 54 to the Wood Choppers. The result moves these two teams into a tie for 5th in the BWD with the Skelton Crew holding that tiebreaker, resulting in a 24% difference in playoff chances between the teams (59 vs 35).

#7 Deshaun’s Parlor: 124 (4-2, 3rd JHC)

#13 Glizzy Gladiators: 86 (1-5, 7th BWD)

DL: -13

In the only interdivisional matchup of the week, Deshaun’s Parlor showed the Glizzy Gladiators what JHC fantasy football was all about as they took them to the woodshed in a 38-point victory on the road. The victory allows Deshaun’s Parlor to remain comfortably in 3rd place in the JHC while the Gladiators are dropped into the cellar of the BWD, where they belong.

**#14 Waddle Tua Title: 83 (3-3, 4th JHC)**

#12 Full Moon Raccoons: 83 (1-5, 7th JHC)

PAW: -9

In a matchup between two of the worst offensive teams in the League, Waddle Tua Title went on the road and gutted one out against Full Moon Raccoons on a tiebreaker. Owner Triston “Big Paw” Philip said his plan to leave all his top scorers on the bench and win anyway worked to perfection as his squad now sits alone in 4th place in the JHC. WTT continue to get it done on the road as they now have 3 wins away from home, while the Raccoons drop their second home contest, showing they simply cannot win anywhere.

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