Friends and Enemies

"**Friends and Enemies**" is the first episode overall. It premiered January 19, 2014, written by Adrian Hodges and directed byToby Haynes

## Synopsis

Musketeers Athos, Porthos and Aramis are dispatched by Captain Treville to find a missing Musketeer carrying important letters on behalf of King Louis.

## Dialogue

***D'Artagnan:** I'm looking for Athos.
**Athos:** You've found him.
**D'Artagnan:** My name is D'Artagnan of Lupiac in Gascony. Prepare to fight; one of us dies here.
**Porthos:** Now that's how you make an entrance.*
―D'Artagnan, Athos and Porthos**[src]**

***Constance:** Stop fighting all of you! Is three against one fair?
**Athos:** We weren't going to kill him.
**Porthos:** Weren't we?
**Aramis:** Next time let us know.*
―Constance, Athos, Porthos, and Aramis**[src]**

***Dujon:** You can't! This is murder.
**Porthos:** We won't tell if you won't.*
―Dujon and Porthos**[src]**

 ***Constance:** Fifty sous and I'll take you to heaven.
**Cardinals' Guard sentry:** Are you one of those religious nut cases?
**Constance:** It was a metaphor. Never mind.*
―Constance and Cardinals' Guard sentry**[src]**

***Aramis:** Wait for my signal. Surprise is everything.
**D'Artagnan:** Gaudet
**Aramis:** Surprise would have been everything.*
―Aramis and D'Artagnan**[src]**

***King Louis:** There's something about shooting that makes a man fully alive.
**Queen Anne:** Unlike the birds, I suppose.*
―King Louis and Queen Anne**[src]**

***Athos:** There's only one way to settle this - a duel between gentlemen supervised according to the strict code of honor.
**Dujon:** Fine. In a fair fight, I'm a match for anyone.
**Porthos:** Confidence. I like that in a man.
**Dujon:** Still, why fight fair when you might lose.*[Dujon kicks away the chair where Porthos had hung his sword] ***Porthos:** My sword!
**Dujon:** Your problem.*
―Porthos and Dujon**[src]**

***Aramis:** Those 'Musketeers' who attacked you - would you know any of them again?
**D'Artagnan:** They all wore masks... I shot one of them.
**Aramis:** His body might still be there at the inn.**Porthos:** All right, saddle up. We're leaving.
**Constance:** This morning, you try and kill them, and now you're best friends?
**Aramis:** Athos' life is at stake. He's to be executed in the morning for crimes he didn't commit.*
―Aramis, D'Artagnan and Constance**[src]**

> "*Attacking an unarmed opponent defies every principle of chivalry. Close enough.*"
> ― Athos as Porthos challenges Dujon**[source]**
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***Aramis:** He said, "Enough".
**D'Artagnan:** Very well, I'll fight both of you.
**Porthos:** Three of us. Now, for God's sake, put up your sword.*
―Aramis, D'Artagnan and Porthos**[src]**

***Adèle Bessett:** You'll burn in hell!
**Cardinal Richelieu:** I have work to do here first.*
―Adele, Richelieu**[src]**

***Adèle Bessett:** This?
**Aramis:** Stabbed in combat at the siege of Montauban, '21.
**Adèle Bessett:** And this one?
**Aramis:** Musket ball at the Ile de Re, '22.
**Adèle Bessett:** Poor Aramis. And this one?
**Aramis:** Your nails at the Luxembourg Gardens the day before yesterday.*
―Adèle Bessett and Aramis**[src]**

***Porthos:** Cornet was a fine soldier. If he's gone missing, there's a good reason.
**Aramis:** Or a bad one.*
―Friends and Enemies

***D'Artagnan:** This looks like badger's intestines
**Landlady:** Specialty of the house. Enjoy.*
―Friends and Enemies

***Porthos:** What happened to the code?
**Athos:** Oh. Who has time? Treville wants to see us.*
―Friends and Enemies

***D'Artagnan:** Come on, you're tired, Father. We should stop here.
**Alexandre d'Artagnan:** Paris is only a few hours away.
**D'Artagnan:** Paris will still be there in the morning.*
―Friends and Enemies

***D'Artagnan:** I'll give you five livres to kiss me. That actually worked!**Constance:** Oh, you degenerate! Touch me again and I'll gut you like a fish. Do I look like a working girl?
**D'Artagnan:** Well, yeah...**Constance:** This is my best dress! How does this say prostitute to you?
**D'Artagnan:** My apologies, Mademoiselle.**Constance:** It's Madam.*
―Friends and Enemies

 ***D'Artagnan:** Do you know the way to the Musketeers' garrison?**Constance:** Why do you want to know?
**D'Artagnan:** I have some business to settle on my father's behalf.*
―Friends and Enemies

 ***D'Artagnan:** Might I enquire the name of my savior?**Constance:** Bonacieux. Constance Bonacieux.
**D'Artagnan:** Athos killed my father, Constance. That's why I must face him. I'm D'Artagnan. Please think kindly of my name, if you think of it at all.*
―Friends and Enemies

***Porthos:** They shot them like animals, then stripped them of their uniforms!
**Aramis:** D'Artagnan, the men who did this killed your father as well. If you want justice, help us find them and clear Athos' name.*
―Friends and Enemies

## References

1. ↑ http://www.bbcamerica.com/shows/the-musketeers/season-1/episode-01-friends-and-enemies