Cereal Commercial/Transcript

Transcript for the fanon Season 11 episode Cereal Commercial.

## Part 1: Lila loses the soccer game

* *[intro plays, title card appears]*
* PETER: Cereal Commercial!
* *[it starts with Lila in her room being sad after she lost a soccer game. "Alone Again Naturally" plays]*
* LILA: I lost the soccer game. I'm usually great at soccer. How could I lose?
* *[meanwhile Pinkalicious and Peter heard about what happened to Lila]*
* PINKALICIOUS: I got an idea that'll help cheer her up. We can have her be a star of a cereal commercial.
* PETER: Sure thing! An advertisement for 1033Forest's own cereal brand. Let's go talk to her.
* *[a knock on the door was heard. The music changes to a happier sounding rock theme]*
* PINKALICIOUS: Hey, Lila, open up, it's us, Pinkalicious and Peter.
* LILA: Go away.
* PETER: Listen, Lila, I got something that can help you get over your soccer game loss.
* LILA: I'm just not in the mood now.
* PINKALICIOUS: Come on, let us in and we'll show you what we got.
* LILA: Okay, I guess.

## Part 2: Pinkalicious and Peter come over

* *[Pinkalicious and Peter come in. Pinkalicious was holding a Mountain Dew Spark and dropped it upon seeing Lila eating several donuts]*
* PINKALICIOUS: Whoa! You really let yourself go here.
* LILA: Oh, uh, good showing up. I was about to order a milkshake and banana split to go with my donuts. You want anything?
* PETER: Actually, we're good. *[gasps]* Lila, is that blue Mountain Dew you've been drinking? Pinkalicious here got you a pink one!
* LILA: Well, I can't help that I lost something that I'm usually really good at.
* PINKALICIOUS: What does that have to do with anything? Wait, is that about the soccer game?
* LILA: You don't understand. I don't know what got into me but I lost the game to the other team that I play for. I just want something good to happen to me to make up for my devastating loss.
* PETER: I think we need to figure out a new plan.

## Part 3: The new plan

* PINKALICIOUS: Lila's been acting blue lately.
* PETER: Anything else new? She seems to have got the right idea.
* PINKALICIOUS: Oh, I remember now! Let's get her on that breakfast cereal commercial.
* PETER: Right! That's a genius idea! Did we ever do something like that before?
* PINKALICIOUS: Uhh... *[it shows several cereal boxes that 1033Forest designed back then on the Design Your Own Cereal Box game c. 2008-2016]* I don't think we ever done that before.
* PETER: All right then, let's do this!

## Part 4: Preparing the bath

* LILA: So, Pinkalicious, you said you had something to show me?
* PINKALICIOUS: Yes, of course! I know it'll make you feel better! Wait right here! It's a surprise!
* LILA: I wonder what it is. I can't wait.
* *[cuts to Pinkalicious and Peter in the bathroom filling up the bathtub]*
* PINKALICIOUS: Hey, Peter, got the goods?
* PETER: Oh, yeah, I got the cereal. 1033Forest gave me this box of his own cereal brand, Forest Flakes. Now we gotta make sure we set the scene for her real nice.
* PINKALICIOUS: How can we? We don't have any rose petals. And I'm not sure if it's worth going to the store to buy them since they're expensive.
* PETER: But this is our chance to get Lila out of her sadness. I got the candles set up.
* PINKALICIOUS: Lighters are too dangerous to operate at our age and our parents aren't around. Is there any other way?
* *[Dr. Goo cheat menu appears. Cheat code "3333" is entered to light the candles around the tub]*
* PETER: Wow, that fast? And we didn't even have to touch anything dangerous!
* *[cheat code "3120" is entered to add rose petals to the bathtub]*
* PINKALICIOUS: And we didn't even have to stop by a store to buy rose petals. I guess we can bring Lila over now.
* PETER: All right, Lila, the surprise is ready, come on, come on!
* LILA: All right!
* PETER: All right, Pinkalicious, I went ahead and told her. Whoa! This is perfect for her! And I already got the Forest Flakes cereal up there for her. Lila, you seeing this?
* *[Lila rushed in and saw the surprise bath]*
* LILA: This place is looking nice! And I got a breakfast cereal!
* PINKALICIOUS: Wait, that's the best you could come up with? It's just Frosted Flakes but with a worm instead of a tiger on the box!
* PETER: But this was designed by 1033Forest himself in like 3 minutes. I mean come on.
* LILA: I love it!

## Part 5: The cereal commercial?

* PINKALICIOUS: So you don't think this is just plain old Frosted Flakes?
* LILA: Frosted Flakes? *[starts pouring them on the counter]* These ain't regular old Frosted Flakes, these are Forest Flakes. All right, let me just get the milk.
* *[there's whole and reduced fat milk bottles. Lila knocks the whole milk bottle down]*
* LILA: Nope, get that garbage outta here. It's all about that reduced fat milk. In fact, it doesn't even look that colorful. It's almost 2023 and we still don't have pink milk?
* *[cheat code "1324" is entered to turn the milk pink]*
* LILA: Woah, did they just come up with this new color? It's like they instantly read my mind. All right, nice and slow... *[starts pouring in the milk but spills a bit outside]* Oh, oh, heck yeah, maybe a bit more. Look at that nice pink milk. This is how you're supposed to eat this cereal. This cereal helped me get over my soccer loss.
* *[Plants vs. Zombies Ultimate Battle theme plays. It is revealed Jasmine came over too, tasting the cereal]*
* JASMINE: This cereal doesn't taste like anything. It's missing something.
* LILA: What's that, Pinkalicious's friend?
* *[cheat code "9043" is entered to make a jar of strawberry Nesquik powder appear out of nowhere]*
* JASMINE: This cereal is missing the flavor so I got this. This stuff's really gonna make it taste good. *[starts scooping it in]* I'll give you a scoop. Actually forget the scoop, I'll dump in the whole thing!
* LILA: What are you doing to my cereal?! There's pink stuff everywhere!
* *[music changes back]*
* PINKALICIOUS: Ooh, check this out, there's a tattoo inside! I hope I get lucky! I want it!
* *[out came a tattoo of a soccer ball]*
* PINKALICIOUS: Wait, wasn't that the sport that Lila just lost? What was that doing in the box?
* PETER: Eh, I'll eat it.
* PINKALICIOUS: You know that was collecting dust in there for 3 weeks, right?
* PETER: More cereal for me then.
* LILA: At least this'll be a reminder for me to get better and actually win next time. Mine came with a cute purple star tattoo!
* *[Peter took a closer look at the box]*
* PETER: "Tastes Like Cardboard"?
* LILA: So you're telling me that this cereal tastes like literal cardboard?
* PETER: Yeah, it does.
* PINKALICIOUS: Wait, it tastes like that? I thought 1033Forest only added that to be funny.
* PETER: I thought so too, but this literally does taste bland like cardboard.
* PINKALICOUS: So you're telling me, he crafted this cereal by cutting up pieces of cardboard and putting them in a box and disguising them as cereal? Reminds me of the time where Mr. Krabs was cheap enough to ruin Pearl's 16th birthday party. Not my mom, the whale Pearl.
* PETER: You know, now that you mention it, I'm not feeling so good after eating this cereal made out of literal cardboard.
* PINKALICIOUS: It's disgusting! This definitely won't get any buyers!

## Part 6: The end... or is it?

* *["Alone Again Naturally" plays again. Cut to Lila outside sitting on a chair]*
* LILA: *[sighs]* Well... that didn't work out too well at all.
* PETER: Nope! Green slime time!
* LILA: Wait, wait, wait, don't dump it all over me!
* *[Pinkalicious and Peter dump it all over Lila]*
* PINKALICIOUS: This was all 1033Forest's idea. He brought us this too.
* LILA: I'm so getting him for this.
* 1033FOREST: *[narrating]* Forest Flakes. Coming to stores never. You're gonna have to dig the Internet to go find them. May cause spitting out, vomiting, dizziness, seizures, hypothermia, depression, Pinkitis, bad thoughts, arthritis, and more. Consult your doctor before you even think about taking a bite of this cereal. We're not responsible for any or all of the above side effects that I mentioned. Oh yeah, and check out my other great titles that I'll be making soon, like Bold and Brash and the Grow Your Own commercial. Coming soon to Pinkalicious & Peterrific Fanon Wiki. It'll be free to check them out.