Basically CCTG

## Chapter 1

Man, it sure is a normal day in a normal town with nothing bad going-j to the i to the n to the x\*stabby stab stab stab\*I’m not going to explore now and instead ransack what remains of the villagenuh uh its a canon eventCan I at least ransack the village?yeah lol \*disappears\*\*after ransacking\* okay I now have some emeralds but instead of using them to buy items like a normal person I’m going to use them to make my sword green lolHahahaha I have acquired average mcreator modAnyways I’m off to that forest now because that blue guy wants me to.\*at forest\*\*golem noises\*Oh cool, pepto bismol golem-\*starts running after the guy\*ruh roh raggy\*stabs a golem somehow\*\*dies\*Oh cool it dropped a pink rock, I should farm these guys for when I’ll probably need 500 of these for a recipe💀\*commits golem genocide\*Anyways, time to go into this conveniently-placed cave!\*meanwhile, in the cave\*\*exists\*\*barges in\*\*runs away\*Oh cool, iron! \*mines iron\*Wait, that’s the exit!frog?frog frog frogOkay jeez I’ll backtrack to catch the frog\*meanwhile at the forest\*Rippity Skippity, I have a glocknuh uhnuh uh\*the frogs glock evaporates\*\*catches the frog\*Anyways, I brought you here because of that gravestone-looking thing next to you.Are we seriously defiling somebody’s grave? I might’ve commited golem genocide but I’m not gonna swoop down THAT low!No lmao, it’s a cave.A cave next to a cave? But wouldn’t they intersect?Surprisingly not.\*in the den of lost\*This place looks spooky, I’m gonna craft a new weaponWait, why do I need BOTH the weapon I have now AND its downgrade! Thank god I have iron to craft the novice’s sword, or else I’d be stuck with the average MCreator mod.\*looks behind him\* Oh shiny!\*mines the conveniently-placed gold\*Well now that I have all the materials, I can create…The Master’s Edge!Wow this sword good\*5 minutes of walking later\* That's the exit? Is this seriously all this dungeon is?poyoWait, so I can just walk in these caves for 5 minutes and get new allies? Seems kinda overpo-I promise, the next den of lost you encounter won't be as easy.Okay lets get outta herepoyo poyo\*exits\*\*exits\*\*exits\*Anyways I'm gonna go back in the caveThe shadow consuem all hahanuh uhbonk smonk slashnope \*teleports\*Bro stop being so lame, ill let you join my squad if you stop being evil.YOU CANT TEAM UP WITH HIM ITS A CANON EVENTScrew you.\*beats up spider-man 2099\*Honestly you two are both emo.\*beats up Dexter\*Okay lets go kirbo.ok.FOR THE LAST TIME IT'S A CANON EVENT \*freezes shadow kirby in place\*Even more iron? How common is this stuff? \*mines iron\*
## Chapter 2

I'm the real kingiggy, not fake I swearNo u notdie die die die die die die die die die die diedie harderAAAAAAAAAAE \*ded\*ezI am devil and I will kill the world!Imma kill youITS CANON YOU DONT FIGHT HIM UNTIL CHAPTER 10ByeReallyI'm real KingiggyOk lol\*meanwhile in desert\*Lets go to big wall\*in mind\* DON'T LET THE INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS WIN DON'T LET THE INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS WIN DON'T LET THE INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS WIN DON'T LET THE INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS WIN-\*explodes\*HUH???HALO GOYS ME ENTIRTE JOK IS TAHT I'M BID AT SPLEING1. What was your english grade? 2. Why tf do you have a gash in your chest?EFFFNAD ASLO IT JSUT KATCHIPSource?TROST MI BORO!!!!ANWAYS LET FITGHE UOUUgh fineTake wandLemme upgrade firstpew pew pewOWWIEIEENow can we stop fighting?YES PALES
## Chapter 3

Now what?You need flippersOkOh look it's the reefLESS GO LOKK FOHR AH TEAMPOHLOkhey guys i was stalking you this enti- \*dies of water\*who the hell was thatHAHhHAHAH i wil , beat u to death. oh shorru my keyboard imputs arent workongHY TAT ME JOOKrandom water shit goow. why.sell sell sell for money to upgrade swordYOO NO YOU NEd THAT FOR A LATER UPGRADENO YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HEREwant me to clog your fucking ass with a godamn fucking bomb bitch? yeah wanna fucking go at it?yo what the water\*epic fighting\*\*uno reverse card\*\*pulls a NO card\*\*litterally splashes water\*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-anyways lets finish thisokdie nowpew pew pew pew pew pew pewoofwait I see a hostagerehehehehehe-pewAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- \*dies\*YEY HE DEDyay i’m freeyou’re welcome
## Wild Island

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## Chapter 4

\*in the mountains\*Hey do you see those weird mobsI wonder how they got that way\*angry skeleton noises\*Ruh roh raggyeven more pew pew pewnoooooooooo- \*dies\*Wait I see a buildingLets goBet\*at the glitchy fortress entrance\*We're hereGRRR GRRR GOLEM NOISESpew pew pewpew pew pew pewpew pewpew\*0 damage\*wait whatTake pickaxemine mine mineAAAAAAAAASDGSAUGFUAYGFUAFGA- \*dies\*Hey that wasn't niceminey miner minoNope you can't kill him yetCome onByeHelp I'm in a cageSameLemme find key-Animatronic.webphar har harhar har har harhar harhar, har har harhar, har har harharuh ohAnimatronic.webp💀Face my emo kid\*edgy stuff\*Oh boyITS NOT A PHASE MUM \*shoots laser\*\*dodges\* git gud kidMine mine mfsiesiogjsioowie that hurt i'm calling backupAnimatronic.webpnot againbonk mine bonkFight meWe are bro💀Time to actually contribute something to the story \*pew pews j boy exe\*Ow ow ow ow ow-\*dies\*Key.webpYay I got keyThanks broYwHow dare youHe started it\*fight noises\*mine,,minemdiemuneThats it I'm using my ultimate attackBruh why are you so lameMy thoughts like how did we get captured by this loser\*charges at mr. add-ons\*\*moves slightly to the left\*\*misses and slams into wall\*gg ez no cap l bozo + ratio\*dies\*Ok let's get outta hereLets go to jungle\*in jungle\*It's the jungleHi team with meOkLet's help the tribe peopleOk lol
## Shadow Glitch Pt. 1

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## Chapter 5

Oh look a massive portalThis definitely won't lead to the Windows error dimension\*opens up and sucks in protagonist\*What the-\*immediately spews him back out\*Thank god I survived thatNow anyways let's go to the totally not Windows error dimension-I FINALLY GOT YOU! TIME TO-wait why do I hear sea shanties?YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEEAh hell nahByePortal time\*in the glitch dimension\*OF COURSE ITS THE \*\*\*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* WINDOWS ERROR DIMENSIONwoah bro watch your language we’re gonna get demonitizedI SI CATSLW LITS GU EINwutWindowsErrorServant.webpyou won't get to the castle losers\*at castle\*Theres graffiti on the wallRead itThe graffiti says “red evil hell horn bad mean guy’s name is s3t3n and he’s gonna alt + f4 island lol”Bro that is bullcrap I have plot armorCan we not swearBut you did swear in FAC 2-YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT!FineWindowsErrorServant.webpHaha i found uFight timebonk mine bonkity bonkWindowsErrorServant.webpoofLets farm these guysTen incredibly boring hours later...I am never doing that again but hey I got new weaponUNGA BUNGA BIG SWORDWhy is there a party in my castle?Was that all your daddy's money?😡Fight me you inferior runts"iNfErIoR rUnTs🤓🤓🤓"😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡DIE!!!bsod attribute gonna bsodnuh uh I will glitch you till u turn to a pickle💀Use those gauntlets to snap us huhGAUNTLET PUNCH GLITCH BURST ERROR CLOAKskills nuh uh l bozoIOSQWMJBEGTYCKHUE8RYTCICUGHYDHUEHNMDGHRYFGCJU-stop rolling your head on your keyboard\*loses\*Ok let's go back to the townWait did you guys notice that it said loses and not dies?-HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THAT
## Chapter 6

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## Chapter 7

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## Oddity Isles Pt. 1

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## Chapter 8

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## Shadow Glitch Pt. 2

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## Xavier's Revenge

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## Chapter 9

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## Chapter 10

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## Tabby Tides

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## The Purging

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## Flaming Nether

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## Postgame Episode 1

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## Postgame Episode 2

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## Oddity Isles Pt. 2

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## Postgame Episode 3

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## The Last Villains

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## Update Story Wave 1

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## Update Story Wave 2

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## Update Story Wave 3

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## Update Story Wave 4

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## Update Story Wave 5

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## Post Wave 5

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**Alpha Saga**

**Jot Saga**
Free-Add Comic 1й

(Past this point the comics are no longer in the mainline canon in any way, shape or form)
**Non-Canon Comics**
Free-Add Chaos

**Basically CCTG Series**
Basically CCTG Collabs

**Character Comics**
Goodman 1: The Purging

**Other Comics**