Garbage Gary/Quotes

This page contains all of **Garbage Gary's** in-game dialogue.

## Menu Quotes

### Fighter Select

* "I mean, who else were you gonna pick?"
* "You expect me to put in effort?"
* "Watch how it's done!"

### Level Up

* "Everyone but me is a fucking joke!"
* "Yeah, I'm the best. Now everyone hand over your wallets!"
* "I didn't think you could get any more beneath me!"

### Match Victory

* "You died how you lived: being a fucking dipshit!"
* "Yes, I'm the best! Everyone else can go die!"
* "You died in vain...and in a hilarious pose!"
* "Call me next time you need your ass kicked again!"

## Combat Quotes

### Match Start

* "Kneel before me, assholes!"
* "Jesus, who the fuck invited you?"

### Respawn

* "Hey, it's only okay when I cheat!"
* "Alright, who did that? Get back here!"
* "Wait 'til I get my fuckin' hands on you!"
* "You got lucky that time!"
* "Get back here, motherfucker!"

### General Combat

* "Yeah, I hope your mother felt that too!"
* "You shut your fucking mouth before I shut it for you!"
* "God, and they say *I'm* trash!"
* "Your life sucks! Why don't you let me end it for you?"
* "Looks like your Dumbass Society Members Card just arrived!"

### Item Pick-Up

* "I'm gonna shove this straight up your ass!"

### Move-Specific

* **Lil' Trashy**
	+ "Yeah, shoot 'em where the sun don't shine!"
	+ "Hope you're fast enough to outrun a bullet!"

### Fighter-Specific

* **Casey Donovan**
	+ "Get a haircut, you fucking hippie!"
	+ "It'd be a real shame if someone spoiled your new nerd movie!"
	+ "Go back to your mother's basement, ya human neckbeard!"
	+ "Don't worry about the guitar! I'll scrap it real good!"
* **Coldsnap**
* **Galyxandra**
* **Garbage Gary**
	+ "I'm made out of trash, but you're fucking garbage!"
	+ "Eat shit, you handsome bastard!"
	+ "I don't care how handsome and charismatic you are!"
	+ "Looks like the trash took out the...trash? Wait."
* **Groonker & Clornax**
	+ "Maybe try ditching the souls and stick to salads, lardbucket!"
	+ "I'm not gonna lose to someone who can't even see their feet!"
	+ "Ooh, a big pile of cookie dough! I’m shakin’ in my can!"
* **Large Charlie**
* **Millie & Barnaby**
	+ "Good things your folks aren't alive to miss you!"
	+ "Let's see how much ya like gardenin' when you're six feet under!"
	+ "Your compost heap there will look great in my trash pile!"
	+ "'Aww, my parents bit it when I was a baby.' God, I'm funny!"
	+ "Aren't orphans supposed to dress up like flying rats or something?"
* **Norm L. Mann**
* **Punch Meat**
* **Razzosk**
	+ "Go home and choke down some Vegemite!"
	+ "Big knife ya got there! Compensating for something?"
	+ "Go back home to your sister/wife, you inbred fuck!"
* **Sonny D. Lite**
	+ "Wow, that's the best performance of a dipshit I've ever seen!"
	+ "I leave bad reviews on your movies and I don't even watch 'em!"
	+ "Boom! Roll credits on your sad life!"
	+ "And the award for biggest loser goes to Sonny!"
	+ "Take off those shades and you’ll see me comin’ at ya!"
* **Toshiko**
	+ "Wasn't hard to shoot ya with targets that big, was it?"
	+ "I'm gonna isekai your fuckin’ ass straight to hell!"
	+ "Try to eat me one more time, Sailor Dipshit! I dare you!"
	+ "Am I seriously fighting a cartoon? Anyone else seein' this?"
* **Uncle Scrunkly**

## Announcer Quotes

### Pre-Match

* **Fighter Select**
	+ "Alright, pick your guy or whatever."
* **Match Start**
	+ "Time to die, fuckers!"
* **Sudden Death**
	+ "Hey, I'm not done with you!"

### During Match

* **Match Point - Player 1**
	+ "Look at Player 1's body count!"
* **Match Point - Player 2**
	+ "Player 2 isn't fuckin' around!"
* **Match Point - Player 3**
	+ "Don't fuck with Player 3!"
* **Match Point - Player 4**
	+ "Yeah, Player 4, or whatever."
* **Match Point - Player Team**
	+ "Yeah, kick their asses!"
* **Match Point - Enemy Team**
	+ "Ha, you guys are boned."
* **60 Seconds Left**
	+ "One minute left to live!"
* **30 Seconds Left**
	+ "30 seconds left!"
* **10 Seconds Left**
	+ "10 more seconds!"
* **Time's Up**
	+ "God, watching that was tedious!"

### Post-Match

* **Match Victory**
	+ "You're still a failure, but eh, not bad."
* **Match Defeat**
	+ "Ha, they wiped the fuckin' floor with you."