Reverend Horse Bee

"Shut up."

### Relatives

Stingo (Very distant, not blood related), Phillip Bee (Father's brother's mother's sister's uncle's son's father's cousin's cousin's sister's auntie's great great grandather's second son's mother's grandma's cousin's nephew's great uncle's father's son.) Darren Harbinger Bee (Father's brother's mother's sister's uncle's son's father's cousin's cousin's sister's auntie's great great grandather's second son's mother's grandma's cousin's nephew's great uncle's father's son's brother)

## Appearances

### Appears in

His Cathedral (On sundays and thursday afternoon)

### Debut

Monday

*"\*heavy northern accent\* Mr. Donkey! Shut up. You're an absolutely disgusting creature. To think that you're here crackalackin' in my general direction, it's vile, you're a poo head. The fact that you have the audacity to even look at me fills me with rage. it's utterly revolting, you should feel ashamed of yourself. You're a reprehensible individual who's beyond words. No, don't you walk away from me, I'm still speaking, and when i'm speaking, you listen. Shut up. you're just completely abhorrent. How dare you. The very sight of you infuriates me to no end."*

The Reverend Horse Bee is the vicar of The Church of the Portent Plight. He is a devout and Pious man who always has a choice word or three about Mr. Donkey. Horse Bee favours The Queen Audrey Bee III Version of the Bible (which he translated into Bee from Chinese himself). He is renowned world-wide for his captivating and enlightening sermons.

Here is an example of one of those:

"Alright congregation, today we're going to learn about sinners, and there's a prime example of one of those sitting right there in the front row. Mr. Donkey. Shut up. you're a revolting individual, a moron and a fool. I can't believe you have the nerve to even look at me. To think that I would find you once again crackalackin' in my general direction. It's sickening and you're a poo head. It defies all comprehension that the universe could have spawned someone as utterly and wholly miserable and pathetic as yourself. How do you even stand to look at yourself in the morning. What's wrong with you? Shut up. Now you listen here, listen to me Mr. Donkey. I'm speaking to you, and when I'm speaking to you, you listen to me. You'd do well to take heed of everything I say because you're an immensely wretched and feeble individual. You disgust me beyond words and I can't abide your face. What a pitiable being you are, it's absolutely despicable. What woeful misfortune that I would have to endure your presence on this otherwise beautiful day. It's a severe injustice and you could spend 12 lifetimes trying to amend for all your wrongdoings and you'd never come close. What a dullard. you're a complete buffoon, an ignoramus and a clod. Deary me.

Right then congregation, that's the end of my sermon. Go home.

Now hold on there Mr. Donkey don't you walk away from me. You're a vile contemptible individual. Shut up. I don't where you think you get off acting like this, but it's not in my church. You disgust me and I can't stand your attitude. You listen to me when I'm speaking to you. you've ascended beyond the point of idiocy and now you're a terminal blockhead. You're a poohead and I loathe the very throught of you. What's your problem? I can't stand you, You're a right piece of work and you grind my gears. A serial muppet, that's what you are. You look in the mirror and it melts into poo. You're utterly incorrigible. I could search for decades and I would never find another as dismal and wretched as you. Just a completely insidious piece of work. Shut up."

The Reverand Horse Bee also manages the confessional booth. he patiently and silently listens to the confessions of any and all church members who would wish to confess. Unless they happen to be Mr. Donkey.

"Mr. Donkey. Shut up. You're here trying to confess your sins, your very existence is a sin. How dare you. I find you absolutely sickening and vile. You're a poo head. I can't believe you are so belligerent as to be crackalackin' in my general area. Who do you think you are? You've achieved nothing and the worth of your existence is equivalent to that of a brick. I can't stand you. You stink of poo. No don't you walk away from me, I'm still speaking to you. When I'm speaking to you, you listen. It boggles my mind that there can be one such as you in this world. you're a hideous individual and you'd do well to remember that every moment you're alive. Goodness me. Whatever is to be done with you? I can't berate you enough."

## Special talents

Reverand Horse Bee is a Man of many talents, similar to Chad Rex.

His talents include, but are not limited to:

-Piousness - Reverand Horse Bee is a holy and upstanding man.

-Preaching - Reverend Horse Bee's sermons never draw in a crowd of fewer than 300.

-Sentence formation - The Reverend Horse Bee is never scripted.

-Rendering judgement - Reverend Horse Bee will never hesitate to pass down the necessary judgement and condemn the filthy (especially if they are Mr. Donkey)

-Chinese - Reverend Horse Bee is fluent.