Da Story

*Announcement:* Doctor, maker, reporting to, administration, office. Immediately.

Dr. Maker: Hmm I wonder why they need me. Gotta go guys, I cant fool around with SCP-914 right now. Goodbye.

Agent Xuphleniclex: Alright, see ya

Dr. Clef: Same.

Researcher Gamer78: Same.

<Dr. Maker walks to administration office.>

05-1: Hello.

Dr. Maker: Hello 05-1. What do you need?

05-1: I was watching you right then. With you, Agent Xuphleniclex, Dr. Clef, and Researcher Gamer78. You were messing around with SCP-914 and testing stuff. WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! I need you and your friends here this instant.

Dr. Maker: Oh really? How did you know who was there?

05-1: JUST GO THERE IDIOT JEEZ!

Dr. Maker: K.K.K.

<Dr. Maker running to SCP-914 containment chamber.>

Dr. Maker: *(tired)* Phew, guys. Xuphleniclex, Gamer78, and Clef, report to administration office with me. We are in trouble. 05-1 wants us there.

Researcher Gamer78: Why? Did we do something?

Dr. Maker: Idk, lets just see what we can do to defend ourselves. Xuph's got the weapons, maybe we can shoot 05-1!

Dr. Clef: I dont think that would be necessary-

Dr. Maker: Upupup. Who knows? He may be questioning our use of SCP-914.

<Running to admin office>

05-1: You are back.

Agent Xuphleniclex: What do you need? I have a P90 and can shoot you anytime!

05-1: Put the weapon down, child. I am 2,840,751 years older than you. I am unstoppable.

Agent Xuph.: So why aren't you in a rest home like Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy?

05-1: Shut up. I am ranking you all down. Agent Xuph, you are now ranked a scientist, Dr. Maker will be a janitor, Dr. Clef and Researcher Gamer78 will be D-Class Personnel.

Researcher Gamer78: But our jobs suck already. There is no way you can make it-

Agent Xuph.: Alright, i'll just deal with it.

Agent Xuph. pulled out his P90 and commenced fire on 05-1, who started bleeding a black liquid.

05-1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Why would you do this, earthling, you [DATA EXPUNGED] I will kill you all AAAAAAAAAA!!!! AND WILL END YOU!!! [EXPLETIVE] <bleeds out>

<moment of silence>

05-2: Hey! I saw that! Get over here!

05-2 pulled out a pistol and fired at Agent Xuph, injuring his arms and body. Agent Xuph fired back with his P90 and killed 05-2. Agent Xuph then ran over to the 05 council offices and murdered 05-3, 05-4, 05-5, 05-6, and 05-7. 05-8 then stopped in front of him with a shotgun.

05-8: You killed my frien-

Before 05-8 could say his little speech, Agent Xuph killed him and moved on to 05-9, 05-10, 05-11, 05-12, and 05-13. He picked up 05-8's shotgun and smashed 05-9 and 05-11's head with the barrel, knocking them unconscious. The agent then shot 05-10's head, which bursted into fragments of bone and brains. 05-12 and 05-13 ran away and called in MTF Epsilon-11 Nine Tailed Fox to secure the facility.

Agent Xuph.: 12 and 13 got away! Gamer78, take this shotgun. Maker, take this pistol, and Clef, you can just watch idk.

Dr. Clef: To the best of my duty!

Xuph, Clef, Gamer78, and Maker all ran to the MTF Calling Sanctuary and threw in frag grenades, killing the last council members and destroying a big portion of the room. This effectively blocked communication to the incoming MTF units. Dr. Maker and his gang headed to SCP-914 to upgrade their weapons. They obtained MG4's and AA-12's and headed to Gate B to finish off the Mobile Task Force.

Agent Xuph: Dr. Clef, sit on that couch over there, Researcher Gamer78, go in front with your AA-12, Maker, stay with me, we have machine guns.

The NTF Units finally made it inside the facility. Gamer78 immediately started shooting and killed 3 operatives. Agent Xuph and Dr. Maker helped and killed 4 more units. Researcher Gamer78, Dr. Clef, and Dr. Maker immediately got injured and hid inside a medical room. Agent Xuph also ran over to them and they healed with SCP-500 pills. Once fully healed, they ran in to attack.

MTF Operative: AAAAAAAAA!!! OPEN FIRE!!! SHOOT ON SIGHT!!!

Agent Xuph: WE WILL DESTROY THE FOUNDATION!!! AAAAAA

Dr. Maker, Agent Xuph, Researcher Gamer78, and Dr. Clef all killed 6 Mobile Task Force operatives. With a giant supply of SCP-500 pills and unlimited access to SCP-914, they could take on everything that comes in their path. They also stole SCP-294 and made SCP-914's containment chamber their home base. On SCP-294's keyboard, they typed "something that can instantly vaporize Mobile Task Force operatives" 30 times and poured the clear liquid all over the floor on the exterior of SCP-914's containment chamber. They also refined their weapons into ones capable of tracking down and destroying a person with one bullet.