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Episode 9 - Thokas Takes a Header

This week’s episode is short because of the holiday, but hey, at least we have an episode! The audio quality is also pretty terrible, but we have a fix for that going forward, so sorry about that! Hope you still enjoy this lovely episode!

## **Story**

### Long Story

Having survived Thokas' assault, Aludra the Dwarf, Tum "Darkblade" Thumble, Junpei Iori, and Thom the Dragonborn decide to awaken him in an attempt to learn more about the remote control and Shadowspar Keep. As Aludra uses her healing skill to stop the bleeding, Thom makes some decidedly unwanted sexual advances towards Thokas' person as an intimidate check. Thom is successful and Thokas wets himself.

Tum and Junpei question Thokas on whether the remote can be used on any other automatons and the party is disappointed to find out that it was only for the two they had just destroyed. Junpei is clearly distraught and Tum destroys the remote with a swiftly thrown dagger to focus Junpei on the task at hand. The line of questioning then turns to the Keep and the devices behind everyone's ears. Thokas reveals that the devices are what turns people into zombie hulks after they die but claims to not know anything more about the holdfast itself, swearing that he just does what Lord Milnor tells him. Tum still isn't satisfied and casually instructs Thom to cut Thokas' head off. Thom, unfamiliar with the concept of good cop/bad cop, does so without hesitation, leaving a decapitated Thokas in a pool of his own various bodily fluids.

Undaunted by the mess that is Thokas, the gang searches his body, finding some scale mail, a greatsword, and an Amulet of Protection +1. Thom takes the scale mail and great sword, and the amulet goes to Aludra. Thom also pockets Thokas' head for future... purposes. The gang proceeds down the stairs, delving deeper into Shadowspar Keep. As they proceed down the hallway, the floor beneath them begins to move...

### Short

Thokas is interrogated, and he tells them that he is just a lackey for Lord Milnas, and, due to an error in communication, Thom kills him. They loot the body, then leave. They are soon caught in some kind of trap.

## **Trivia**

* Thom actually cannot wear scale mail armor. Neither Thrifty or Mike realized this at the time so it has since been reflected on his character sheet as "Scale mail that fits like chain mail."

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Tim Lanning - Tum Darkblade
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra the Dwarf
* Mike Bachmann - Thom the Dragonborn
* Steven Strom - Junpei Iori

### **Quest Log Updates**

* [Active] - Find out who the players are
	+ ~~[Complete] - Interrogate Thokas~~
	+ [NEW][Active] - Find Lord Milnor
* [Abandoned?] - Find the Zombie Hulk leader who attacked Luccan's village
Episode 30 - Four Wheelin'

## Episode Stats

Season 4 Episode 30

Title: Big Wheelin'

Air Date: 2/3/17

Length: 00:54

Swear Jar Count: 15, Staci gets the penalty.

Next Episode: Episode 31 - Answering the Call

Previous Episode: Episode 29 - Convergence

## From the Website

With only a compass direction to guide them, the crew travels Southward in search of their next big haul.

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## Episode Synopsis

This time on Cthulhu and friends…

Hearing a monstrous roar, the group quickly packs up and leaves on four-wheelers. They stop at an old movie theater. After securing the area, they head to a local hospital to scout for supplies. On the way back, they notice movement inside a parking garage. Getting closer to investigate, the party sees small bloody footprints leading inside.

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Fort Swass

**Fort Swass** was a city in Minaros, third layer of Hell. It served as the ruling seat of Mammon, ruler of all Minaros. It was said that the city was slowly but surely sinking into the mud, and so its residence were made to scavenge around for parts they could use to prop the city up.

## **Recent Events**

Chase Endaljoy brought Skud Derringer and Toby Treacletart on their quest to defeat and capture Rick the Beholder, for their game of Bones.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 345 - Swamp Sass
* Episode 346 - A Beholder's Bar
Episode 42 - 90's Crushes

DJ
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* 5. Kristy Swanson
* 4. Valaria Golino
* 3. Tiffany Amber Thiessen
* 2. Jennifer Love Hewitt
* 1. Veronica Vaughn

## Dooley

* 5. Alicia Silverstone
* 4. 90's Drew Barrymore
* 3. Lydia from Beetlejuice
* 2. Ginger Spice
* 1. Pink Ranger

## Katt

* 5. Mark Hoppus
* 4. Leonardo Dicaprio
* 3. Mark Paul Gosselaar
* 2. Devon Sawa
* 1. Joshua Jackson

## Matt

* 5. Terri Runnels
* 4. Christina Aguilera
* 3. Alex Mac
* 2. Jill Taylor
* 1. Dominique Moceanu
Episode 62 - Jokes We Wrote

## BWK

* 5. Christmas Tree's Favorite Fruit
* 4. Medusa's Instagram
* 3. Mr. Muffins Favorite Game of Thrones Character
* 2. "Rest In Peace"
* 1. How do Accountants Get Along?

DJ
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* 5. Drake-Eotomy
* 4. Cement Mason Job
* 3. I Swear to Todd
* 2. Planet of the Apes
* 1. Frankincense

## Dooley

* 5. Dog Dance Party
* 4. Obama vs a Grapefruit
* 3. Dogs Favorite Part of a Tree
* 2. Harry Potter's Condom
* 1. Donkey Joke

## Matt

* 5. Priest + Lord
* 4. Rabbi
* 3. Dooley Ass Man
* 2. Ferguson
* 1. Pea Soup/Turd
Episode 6 - Regarding Outer Gods

## Episode Stats

Season 1 Episode 6

Title: Regarding Outer Gods

Air Date: 10/02/2013

Length: 01:25

Swear Jar Count: There was no count available for this episode.

Next Episode: Episode 7 - Happiness is a Warm Gun

Previous Episode: Episode 5 - It’s Rainin’ Men, Hallelujah!

## From the Website

The gang's time on Monhegan finally comes to a close in our most suspenseful episode yet! Back in St. Paxton, our investigators have run-ins with the law and malevolet deities.

## Episode Synopsis

This time, on Cthulhu & Friends, our intrepid investigators have a run in with the Coast Guard. Then they head to a police station to be indicted. There, the cunning will of Jack Thompson got them out of inprisonment.

Xander and Vaeda go to the library to discover more about the books. Jack and Nancy head to the sanitarium where one of the interns is not mortal.

Shortly thereafter, they decide to go to Xander's employer to discover the nature of his request for the books.

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Episode 52 - Would You Rather

## BWK

* 5. Sleep in a chair or Your own bed
* 4. $100,000 anytime of day or $800,000 for one hour each day
* 3. Drink coffee every hour or fall asleep OR No coffee but caffeine makes you sleep
* 2. New car and smoke a lot or 20/20 vision
* 1. Sell parents for $200,000 or $200,000 in debt

DJ
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* 5. Creepy Window Guy or Creepy Bedroom Dolls
* 4. Jim Henson Creatures or Cartoons Exist
* 3. Barehanded Unclog a Toilet or Drink Urine
* 2. Amputated Limbs or Sex Change
* 1. Time Machine or What If Machine or What Really Happened Machine

## Dooley

* 5. Sleep in a bed of spiders or poop whenever you yawn
* 4. Save people from a building or Lose on a horse race
* 3. Know everything about Blossom or Have a 5 year supply of basil
* 2. Give a toe for science or Give eyelashes to a witch
* 1. Most embarrassing moment or Stub your toe

## Matt

* 5. Bad Breath or Gross Mole
* 4. Honest=Open Hate or Fake Nice=Secret Hate
* 3. Dink Out or Turd in Hand
* 2. Masturbate in a Playground or Tongue Kiss Your Mom
* 1. Racist or Rapist
Episode 31 - Answering the Call

## Episode Stats

Season 4 Episode 31

Title: Answering the Call

Air Date: 2/15/17

Length: 00:53

Swear Jar Count: 15, Veronica gets the penalty.

Next Episode: Episode 32 - Forced Perspective

Previous Episode: Episode 30 - Four Wheelin'

## From the Website

Oh, look, a trail of blood. Surely nothing bad can be waiting on the other side. Right?

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Season 4 cover art by Kym Stonick.

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## Episode Synopsis

This time on Cthulhu and friends…

The group follows the bloody footprints inside the parking garage. At the top of the garage, the group sees a large group of birds. One of the birds communicates with Maggie and claims to be sent by Darius. It tells her to find a box and the artifacts to activate it.

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Episode 82 - Things From the 80's

## BWK

* 5. Airheads
* 4. *Honey, I Shrunk the Kids*
* 3. *The Simpsons*
* 2. Nintendo Entertainment System
* 1. BWK

## Jeff

* 5. "Young Turks" - Rod Stewart
* 4. *Graceland* - Paul Simon
* 3. *This is Spinal Tap*
* 2. *Milo Goes to College* - The Descendants
* 1. They Might Be Giants

## Fro

* 5. Microwaves
* 4. Nintendo Entertainment System
* 3. '80s Punk and hardcore music
* 2. Hulkamania
* 1. Eddie Murphy

## Matt

* 5. Gross Toys
* 4. *Pee-wee's Big Adventure*
* 3. *Ghostbusters*
* 2. *Alf*
* 1. *Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles* animated series
Firefly

After finding out that the Firefly tabletop game had entered some legal issues and was unobtainable at the time, the Drunk and Dragons gang decided that Firefly in the Fate system was a way to both explore another rpg system and appease their fans who demanded bloo- Firefly.

Characters* Molly Moses played by Sarah Tompkins
* Vera Vermillion played by Nika Howard
* Thad Grittle played by Tim Lanning
* Everyone Else played by Michael "Thrifty Nerd" DiMauro

Episodes* Drunks and Dragons Random Encounters - Firefly in Fate Episode 1
* Drunks and Dragons Random Encounters - Firefly in Fate Episode 2
* Drunks and Dragons Random Encounters - Firefly in Fate Episode 3
* Drunks and Dragons Random Encounters - Firefly in Fate Episode 4
* Drunks and Dragons Random Encounters - Firefly in Fate Episode 5
* Drunks and Dragons Random Encounters - Firefly in Fate Episode 6
Episode 93 - Halloween Costume Predictions 2015

## Fro

* 5. Heath Ledger's Joker
* 4. Ahmed Mohamed
* 3. Kim Kardashian (from the VMAs)
* 2. ~~Caitlyn Jenner~~ Inflatable Velociraptor
* 1. A Florida man

## Matt

* 5. Deflated footballs
* 4. Caitlyn Jenner
* 3. *Guardians of the Galaxy'*s Star-Lord
* 2. The Sanderson Sisters from *Hocus Pocus*
* 1. Meme costumes

## BWK

* 5. Harley Quinn
* 4. *Despicable Me* Minions
* 3. An emoji
* 2. ~~Tom Brady with deflated footballs~~ ~~Stormtrooper~~ Captain Phasma
* 1. Donald Trump

DJ
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* 5. Kim Davis
* 4. Rick and/or Morty
* 3. Monsters from *Ah! Real Monsters*
* 2. Netflix and chill
* 1. Large Marge from *Pee-Wee's Big Adventure*
Hanlan Four Fingers

**Hanlan Four Fingers** was the butcher for the hunter's guild in Rimeford. He was a strange man, remarking that he would like to eat some of the nearby Grizzly-Folk. This comment weirded out T'Chuck, who then commanded his daughter R'Oarc not to hang out with Hanlan.

Following the mysterious murder of Elwin Trantor, Hanlan was cast under suspicion, on account of acting like a real weirdo, and then disappearing. He later kidnapped R'Oarc, so T'Chuck and their new friends, Screech Echo and Selene von Esper, had to go and rescue her. The saved R'Oarc as she was about to be sacrificed by Hanlan in the name of Ugnos. Hanlan was killed in battle by R'Oarc. He may have been operating under the influence of Mistress Alondra Thorne, a cleric of Ugnos in town.

## **Episodes**

* A Misread Situation (2x2)
* A Slight Cult Problem (2x5)
Gerth Stoneslab

**Gerth Stoneslab** was the promoter of The Sorrowful Man, the Bones Champion of The Elemental Plane of Earth. He lived/worked in the Arena in Jörldin, and was in charge of who got to battle the SM in the game. The Tower of Grey went to meet with him in order to convince him to let them battle the SM in a game of Bones, which he was reluctant to do.

He was the cousin of Doug Rubble.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 375 - The Sorrowful Man
* Episode 376 - Welcome to the Night Zone
Episode 99 1/2 - Wikki or Won't He?

## Dooley

* 5. Maple Syrup Urine Disease
* 4. Highwood
* 3. Sir David Hammer
* 2. The TDRS-9
* 1. Urgent RX

## Matt

* 5. Theodore Skyolakis (?)
* 4. Copyright Law of South Africa
* 3. Garreth Farr
* 2. The Sparrow Quartet
* 1. Forde with a secret J somewhere

## Fro

* 5. Nigel Howe
* 4. The London Challenge Cup
* 3. Events from the Athletics at the 1999 All African's Games Men's 400-Meyer Relay (?)
* 2. Louis Diez
* 1. Anthony Higgins
Episode 23 - Fracture

## Episode Stats

Season 4 Episode 23

Title: Fracture

Air Date: 10/13/16

Length: 01:23

Swear Jar Count: 20, Ben receives the penalty.

Next Episode: Episode 24 - Escape

Previous Episode: Episode 22 - Bisected

## From the Website

The Party: Fractured
Leonard: Berserk
Evie: Insane
Frank: Gone

Who picks up the torch? Who picks up the pieces?

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WOAH NOW!! We announced the glory that is Project Bombshell: A brand new comic book series set in the mythos of Cthulhu & Friends! Be sure to check the Patreon site for our next awesome reward: The CaF Season 1 DIRECTOR’S CUT.

Be sure to check out Easy Roller Dice Company, the official dice provider of Cthulhu & Friends! Use coupon code “CaFPodcast” at checkout and you’ll get 10% off any purchase there!

Season 4 cover art by Kym Stonick.

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## Episode Synopsis

This time on Cthulhu and friends…

Leonard tries to collect his thoughts, but suddenly the door his padded room swings open. Men corner Leonard and put a straight-jacket on him and then escort him out into the hall. Leonard is led to a room with an old man. The man, Dr. LaCross questions Leonard about Nigel and the mirrored boxes. The doctor shows Leonard Nigel's notes and cautions him not to speak to anyone about the changes happening to time. Then the doctor releases Leonard, gives him Nigel's notes, and tells him to meet an associate in Massachusetts. A nurse helps Leonard get dressed and tells him to run before the doctor changes his mind. Leonard runs out and spots 42 sitting in a car. He gets in and they take off. Leonard asks 42 and Night Hawk to help retrieve his pick axe, which is in police custody. Before they proceed, 42 tells Leonard that they think Mona is a ghost. Leonard becomes very agitated, but 42 smooths thinks over. Night Hawk and Leonard obtain a blueprint of the police department and then they plan their attack. Afterwards, Leonard starts the operation by calling a bomb threat to the local hospital.

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Episode 27 - Painful Memories

Thank you as always for joining us for another thrilling adventure with the Drunks and Dragons gang. This week we learn even more about one character’s past with some… unfortunate revelations. Perhaps some memories are best left buried behind that weird contraption in your head that could explode at any minute (or reanimate you as a zombie when you die.) Also, this week has some disturbingly helpful new avenues for potential Drunks and Dragons fan-fiction, so you are welcome!

## **Story**

Upon receiving his new Darkblade insignia, Tum "Darkblade" Thumble's memories all come back. Tum remembers that when he was very young, his entire village was slaughtered by winged beasts. He ran away from the orphanage and lived on the streets of Caer, learning (poorly) to steal and do roguey shit. He was saved from starvation by an unknown Darkblade. Tum desperately wanted to become part of House Thumble and signed up at a recruitment tournament. An unknown man gave him an amulet that ended up saving his life at the last second and allowed Tum to kill his opponent. Unfortunately being a Thumble was pretty shitty as well. Tum eventually decided to join the Darkblades to get back at Trant Thumble.

After these sad and startling revelations, the party escapes to their boat and promptly leaves Caer. They get to know the ex-slaves and generally relax and enjoy their victory in Caer. Ros suggests they stop in a town called Stockley to get supplies and they do. Unfortunately for the party (and everybody on the island) all the inhabitants of Stockley are dead.

## **Trivia**

* Thom the Dragonborn has "island blindness" and can not tell individual islands apart

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Tim Lanning - Tum Darkblade
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra the Dwarf
* Mike Bachmann - Thom the Dragonborn
* Steven Strom - Junpei Iori

### **Non-Player Characters**

* Ros
* Other Former Slaves

### **Locations**

* Caer
	+ Quimby's Tavern
* The ship
* Stockley

### **Quest Log Updates**

* [Backburner] - Find out who the players are
	+ [NEW][Backburner] - Retrieve Aludra the Dwarf's memories
	+ [NEW][Backburner] - Retrieve Junpei Iori's memories
	+ [NEW][Backburner] - Retrieve Thom the Dragonborn's memories
	+ ~~[NEW][Complete] - Retrieve Tum Darkblade's memories~~
* [On-hold] - Remove the Brain Bombs from the players' heads
	+ [On-hold] - Find The Orb of Endless Power
		- [On-hold] - Investigate The Crypt of Sinu the Red
			* [On-hold] - Go to The Crypt of Sinu the Red
	+ [On-hold] - Find The Whip of Binding
		- [On-hold] - Find Captain Blindy
			* [On-hold] - Travel to The Lost Island
	+ [On-hold] - Find The Brazier of Worlds
		- [On-hold] - Investigate The Ruins of House Vidalis
			* [On-hold] - Go to The Ruins of House Vidalis
* [NEW][Active] - Investigate the deaths at Stockley
* [Optional] - Find a way to pay back Geodude
Episode 8 - Mr. Self Destruct

## Episode Stats

Season 3 Episode 8

Title: Mr. Self Destruct

Air Date: 8/13/2015

Length: 58:46

Swear Jar Count: 21, Veronica has a 25% on her "Imma Die" die rolls for the episode.

Next Episode: Episode 9 - Bricks in the Wall

Previous Episode: Cthulhu & Friends Scripted: Mason 1 Press Conference

## From the Website

The gang makes a new friend! Or maybe an enemy! Who can be certain of anything in the CaF-verse??

Note: For optimum spookitude, you’re gonna want to use headphones in BOTH of your earholes this time around.

Creepers, we’ve set a date for the launch of the Project Bombshell kickstarter! Mark your calendars for August 28, 2015!

Have you visited the GeeklyInc Store and bought a CaF t-shirt? No? GO DO IT!

As always, be sure to check out our Patreon campaign! Like Kickstarter, but better for our purposes. Support the show! Keep us free! Click here for details! Holy BUTTCRAP!! We announced the glory that is Project Bombshell: A brand new graphic novel set in the mythos of Cthulhu & Friends! Be sure to check the Patreon site for our next awesome reward: The CaF Season 1 DIRECTOR’S CUT.

Cthulhu & Friends is actual play of the Call of Cthulhu tabletop roleplaying game using a modified version of the d20 ruleset. Tell your friends!

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## Episode Synopsis

This time on Cthulhu and friends…

Jack tells the party that Tes went to Mason One. Jack tries to enter Tes’s house, but the handle is stuck. Xander kicks the door in, but it bounces off something.

Suddenly a large muscular woman opens the door. Vaeda charges at the woman, and wrestles her against a wall. Jack recognizes that the woman is 42, but she is different. Xander rushes in to help Vaeda, as Jack tries to defuse the situation. Vaeda escapes 42’s grasp, and 42 limply slides to the ground. Jack tries to talking to 42, but she doesn’t respond.

After searching through the house, Vaeda comes across a data pad, and brings it to Jack. Mary commands Jack to bring the data pad to 42. Jack is unable to resist, and follows her orders. He types in a password, and uses 42’s finger to unlock it. Jack asks calls out for help, and then suddenly starts speaking in Mary’s voice. Jack regains control of his body, and Vaeda recognizes that he is possessed. Jack asks for her help in getting rid of Mary, and Vaeda calls out for the creeping chaos.

Suddenly Xander hears a buzzing, and a fly crawls out of his eye. He cups the fly, and suddenly a glowing goop drips from his hands. It forms a tall dark man who seems happy to be there.

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Episode 81 - TV Catchphrases

## Fro

* 5. "Did I do that?" Steve Urkel - *Family Matters*
* 4. "Homie don't play that." Homie the Clown *In Living Color*
* 3. "Prettay, Prettay, Prettay, Prettay, pretty good!" Larry David - *Curb Your Enthusiasm*
* 2. "And that's the bottom line!" Stone Cold Steve Austin - *Monday Night RAW*
* 1. "No, sir. I don't like it." Mr. Horse - *Ren and Stimpy*

## Matt

* 5. "BAM!" Emeril Lagasse - *Emeril Live/Essence of Emeril*
* 4. "Hiyo!" Ed McMahon - *The Johnny Carson Show*
* 3. "It's Morphin' Time!" Various character *Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers*
* 2. "Heloooooooo, nurse!" Yakko/Wakko - *The Animaniacs*
* 1. "D'oh!" Homer Simpson - *The Simpson*

## Jeff

* 5. "Screw you guys, I'm going home." Eric Cartman - *South Park*
* 4. "I wouldn't give this guy's problems to a monkey on a rock." David Letterman - *Late Night with David Letterman*
* 3. "Thank you very much" Latka Gravas - *Taxi*
* 2. "Ya 'avin' a laugh? Is 'e 'avin' a laugh?" Andy Millman - *Extras*
* 1. "...my foot in your ass!" Red Foreman - *That '70s Show*

DJ
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* 5. "Wernstrom..." Professor Farnsworth - *Futurama*
* 4. "It stinks!" Jay Sherman - *The Critic*
* 3. "Her?" Various Characters - *Arrested Development*
* 2. "Macklin, you son of a bitch..." Andy Dwyer - *Parks and Recreation*
* 1. "Who would fuck you?" Bruce McCulloch - *The Kids in the Hall, "Fuck the Bank" sketch*
Erynn Colleen

**Erynn Colleen** was the newest human wizard of the White Spire of Paelor's Hope. Along with Marlamin Windlore, she was sent with the then un-named Ätlän-tã Fælcons to Deephome to teleport them out should danger emerge, which of course it did. She had mousy, frizzy hair and was a little clumsy but in a cute and endearing way. In their first appearance, Michael DiMauro tried to kill of the characters, but they were brought back to life by Jaela, and ever since then, Michael has been trying, to varying degrees of success, to be rid of them ever since.

Later, after Toby Treacletart decided to leave The Tower of Grey to deal with his Vecna issue, he took Boris, Marlamin, Erynn, and Amber Reeve with him aboard *The BTS*. At some point after this, she and Marlamin Windlore got married!

*NOTE: There is a character named Erynn Colleen in Episode 133 - Making it to Mastwick, who was hanging out at the White Dome in Fairmire. It is presumed to be the same person, though possible that there are two Erynn Colleens working for the White Spire. It seems the first Erynn Colleen was a male based on the voice, but perhaps not.*

## **Episodes**

* Episode 133 - Making it to Mastwick
* Episode 175 - Two Steps Forward - *First Appearance* - Recruited by King Titus Harper for what turned out to be The War at Wyrmsbane Keep. She and Marlamin Windlore were instantly killed by crossbow bolts.
* Episode 176 - The War of Wyrmsbane Keep Part 1 - Revivified by Jaela
* Episode 178 - The War of Wyrmsbane Keep Part 3
* Episode 179 - The War of Wyrmsbane Keep Part 4
* Episode 181 - The War of Wyrmsbane Keep Part 6
* Episode 182 - Another Lake, Another Caravan
* Episode 183 - Welcome to Brexleyshire
* Episode 184 - Orc, Orc and Orc
* Episode 185 - Protege Problems
* Episode 186 - New Models
* Episode 193 - Outside the Tower - Fighting animal mask assassin.
* Episode 194 - Bucky, the Best Boy - Asks for Harper's remains after hearing about his death. Tavel's back to Paelor's Hope with Marlamin Windlore with Harper belongings.
* Episode 247 - Hashtag Bride Tribe Part 1
* Episode 248 - Hashtag Bride Tribe Part 2
* Episode 313 - The Corporate Retreat
* Episode 401 - BIG Lahni
* Episode 403 - Most Unchill, Dad
* Episode 426 - The Luck of the Draw
* Episode 427 - A Farewell to Our Family and Friends
Episode 76 - Celebs to Spend a Day With

## Fro

* 5. Pitbull
* 4. Johnny Knoxville
* 3. Mandy Moore
* 2. Macho Man Randy Savage
* 1. Mike Rowe

## Matt

* 5. Rebecca Black
* 4. Triple H
* 3. Stan Lee
* 2. Bill Hader
* 1. Tim Burton

## Jeff

* 5. Stephen King
* 4. Bob Dylan
* 3. Norm MacDonald
* 2. Louis C.K.
* 1. Jack Black

DJ
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* 5. Nick Swardson
* 4. Chris Pratt
* 3. Tom Hanks
* 2. Martin Short
* 1. Steve Martin
Gurd

**Gurd** was the son of Gustoff. He worked and lived on his father's farm, and was in love with Meera Hearthglenn. They lived on Root Street. He was, in fact, a werewolf, who killed and stole his father's prized goat, Scrapple2.

**Episodes**
Random Encounters* Norhall 4
* Norhall 26
* Norhall 30
* Norhall 31
* Norhall 32
* Norhall 33
Episode 92 - Weird Al Parodies

## Ryan

* 5. "Trapped in the Drive-Thru" - (*Straight Outta Lynwood*, 2006)
* 4. "Word Crimes" - (*Mandatory Fun*, 2014)
* 3. "Eat It" - (*"Weird Al" Yankovic In 3-D*, 1984)
* 2. "Yoda" - (*Dare to Be Stupid*, 1985)
* 1. "Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch" - (*Dare to Be Stupid*, 1985)

DJ
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* 5. "Trapped in the Drive-Thru" - (*Straight Outta Lynwood*, 2006)
* 4. "I Love Rocky Road" - (*"Weird Al" Yankovic*, 1983)
* 3. "Spam" - (*UHF - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack and Other Stuff*, 1989)
* 2. "A Complicated Song" - (*Poodle Hat*, 2003)
* 1. "The Saga Begins" - (*Running with Scissors*, 1999)

## Fro

* 5. "Confessions Part III" - (*Straight Outta Lynwood*, 2006)
* 4. "I Want a New Duck" - (*Dare to Be Stupid*, 1985)
* 3. "Headline News" - (*Permanent Record: Al in the Box*, 1994)
* 2. "Lasagna" - (*Even Worse*, 1988)
* 1. "Gump" - (*Bad Hair Day*, 1996)

## Matt

* 5. "Like a Surgeon" - (*Dare to Be Stupid*, 1985)
* 4. "Taco Grande (feat. Gerardo)" - (*Off the Deep End*, 1992)
* 3. "Smells Like Nirvana" - (*Off the Deep End*, 1992)
* 2. "Fat" - (*Even Worse*, 1998)
* 1. "The Saga Begins" - (*Running with Scissors*, 1999)
Episode 66 - Dream Jobs

## Dooley

* 5. Judge on his own TV show
* 4. Sleazy Vegas Magician, named The Doolgician
* 3. A Butler
* 2. Roadie for present-day Metallica
* 1. Voice Actor for a cartoon

## Matt

* 5. Movie Director
* 4. Toy Designer
* 3. An Internet Celebrity
* 2. Professional Wrestler
* 1. Disney Imagineer

## BWK

* 5. Video Game Creative Designer
* 4. TV Writer
* 3. Journalist
* 2. Professional Voice Actor
* 1. Theme Park Designer

DJ
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* 5. Onion Article Writer
* 4. Steve Martin's Personal Assistant
* 3. *The Simpsons* Writer
* 2. Anyone who works on SNL
* 1. An animator, or really anything, at Pixar
Episode 78 - Childhood Ambitions

## BWK

* 5. Owner of a Candy Store
* 4. Comic Book Illustrator
* 3. McDonald's Employee
* 2. Theme Park Designer
* 1. A Filmmaker

DJ
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* 5. Owner of a Quadricycle from *Bugsy Malone*
* 4. Professional Wrestler
* 3. Husband of Jennifer Love Hewitt
* 2. Owner of a Mega-Zord
* 1. Owner of a kid-sized Batmobile

## Fro

* 5. A Professional Ice Hockey Player
* 4. A Rock Star!
* 3. White
* 2. Owner of a Jeep Wrangler
* 1. Professional Wrestler

## Matt

* 5. A Hero
* 4. Michelangelo (Ninja Turtle, not Renaissance)
* 3. Tommy, the Green Ranger
* 2. A Monster. But not a villain. Just a Monster.
* 1. Zach Morris
Episode 5 - Fear and Loathing on Monhegan Island

## Episode Stats

Season 3 Episode 5

Title: Fear and Loathing on Monhegan Island

Air Date: 5/7/2015

Length: 1:02:12

Swear Jar Count: 24, Josh has 25% on his "Imma Die" die rolls for the episode.

Next Episode: Episode 6 - Chekhov's Gun

Previous Episode: Episode 4 - Whoa Whoa Whoa

## From the Website

We can’t stop here, this is nightgaunt country! The gang makes their way back to Monhegan Island and the Martin Estate.

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Cthulhu & Friends is actual play of the Call of Cthulhu tabletop roleplaying game using a modified version of the d20 ruleset. Tell your friends!

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## Episode Synopsis

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The party looks down the pathway of burning stakes. Jack takes the radio and calls the LOC dispatch. He is immediately connected with Lt. Jones who pledges to aid him.

As the group approaches the house, they notice a misty looking being pacing the patio. Luna and Jack sneak quickly into the house.

Luna opens the door into the study, but the door creaks. Suddenly, Luna is unable to move and is dragged into the study with the door shutting behind her. Inside, Vaeda asks Luna where Jack is.

Ronald makes his way into the house, and takes a position beside Jack. Jack whispers to Ronald, but he isn’t as quiet as he should have been. A man walks over to the two of them, and Jack instantly recognizes it as Xander Cain. Jack is apprehensive and they discuss the current situation.

Xander knocks on the study door, and the door opens. Jack confronts Vaeda, and she tells him that she needs his help. Vaeda explains that she has helped them avoid detection. They discuss how they are going to rescue the little ones.

Jack opens a window and climbs out. Ronald attempts to climb out, and trips. His gun slips out and hits the ground and fires. The gunshot attracts several fire vampires.

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Episode 35 - Uses for a Time Machine

DJ
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* 5. Baseball's Golden Age
* 4. Save Owen Hart
* 3. Queen Live at Wembly
* 2. Save the West Memphis 3
* 1. Attend My Own Funeral

## Dooley

* 5. See Daft Punk in '97
* 4. See Star Wars in '77
* 3. Play in a 20's Jazz Band
* 2. Grand Opening of Disneyland
* 1. See a Dinosaur

## Matt

* 5. Misfits
* 4. Roswell
* 3. Kennedy
* 2. Comedy
* 1. Lottery
Gruenkar Barleybutt

**Gruenkar Barleybutt** was a Barbarian from The Foaming Tankard in Mastwick. He was hired by Steve Meloncamp to get into a barfight with the blushing bride-to-be, Queen Aludra Wyrmsbane (marrying Jaela). He lost the fight.

Boringly standard Barbarian, big bushy hair, big bushy beard.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 247 - Hashtag Bride Tribe Part 1
Footpad Calor

Magsman **Footpad Calor** was a Darkblade who would occasionally assist the then un-named Ätlän-tã Fælcons during their travels. He initially served as Tum Thumble's contact within the Darkblades but eventually became a liaison for the whole party. Worked with Tum on the quest to steal Blood Drinker.

When the party returned to Mastwick after the Demon Apocalypse they met Calor once again, but he had risen in rank to Robber Calor since the last time the group had seen him. It is then revealed that his first name is actually Footpad. So, technically he was Footpad Footpad Calor then became Robber Footpad Calor. Shortly after, he brought the group before Pyre and was bitten in half. Later, revealed to have somehow survived, and was promoted to the rank of Magsman.

He also served as recruit trainer for young Darkblades. See Darkblade Academy for more details.

## **Episodes**

### Greetings Adventurers

* Episode 13 - A Dwarf, Dragonborn and a Githyanki Walk into a Bar…
* Episode 39 - Settling up with the Darkblades
* Episode 134 - A Slight Dragon Based Dilemma
* Episode 135 - It is Getting Hot in Here
* Episode 352 - 480 Feet from Greatness
* Episode 359 - Momma's Home
* Episode 360 - Hamhand's Horrific Handiwork
* Episode 361 - RIP to a True Hero
* Episode 365 - Ticket To Ride

### Random Encounters - Darkblades

* Geekly Random Encounters - Darkblades 3
* Geekly Random Encounters - Darkblades 4
* Geekly Random Encounters - Darkblades 5
* Geekly Random Encounters - Darkblades 6
Episode 64 - Demon Hunting Season Part Two

We continue our vicious battle with the demons in this week’s episode of Drunks and Dragons. I think we all learn a little something about ourselves and, let’s be honest, demons. We also level up! Which is great. Stay tuned to find out just how dope our level 9 characters are. We also share a handful of our favorite iTunes reviews.

## **Story**

The demon combat from the previous episode continues. They defeat the demons and level up to 9. Woo.

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Tim Lanning - Lord Titus Harper
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra Wyrmsbane
* Mike Bachmann - Thom Vidalis

### **Locations**

* The Swamps of Ichtaka
	+ Mist Marsh

### **Quest Log Updates**

* [Active] - Remove the Brain Bombs from the players' heads
	+ [Active] - Return the Brazier to Fennekin
		- ~~[Complete] - Secure the Brazier~~
Episode 5 - Feed the Machine

## Episode Stats

Season 2 Episode 5

Title: Feed the Machine

Air Date: 05/21/2014

Length: 01:09

Swear Jar Count: No count. Staci gets a 10% penalty to their "Imma Die" die for the game.

Next Episode: Episode 6 - Renaissance Men

Previous Episode: Bloopisode 3

## From the Website

Back on Earth, the Gang tries to make the best of a bad situation. Eddie gets by with a little help from his friends, and we’re introduced to a mysterious new NPC!

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## Episode Synopsis

This time on Cthulhu and Friends…

After escaping the submerged ship, the group paddles towards shore in an inflatable raft. Somewhere along the way Officer 42 goes missing. After getting to the shore a man helps pull them in. Cameron and Lily notice a huge ball of fire in the sky where the station used to be. Cameron manages to trade the raft for the man to guide them to a nearby Mason facility.

After figuring out where they need to go, Cameron and Lily struggle with how to transport Eddie. Fortunately, the helpful man returns with a child’s wagon and the group straps Eddie in. Cameron and Lily then travel with the man, who introduces himself as Rob, to his house. At the house Lily and Cameron figure out how to reboot Eddie, but find that they don’t have the necessary tools to do it.

Cam and Lily set off with Rob in the morning. Once outside they notice that it rained blood the night before. After a long day of traveling, the party arrives at an old ranch house surrounded by chain-link fence. Rob requests access on an intercom, and the gate opens. A woman with a large rifle greets them, and introduces herself as Tess. She immediately notices Eddie, and brings the lifeless android into her house. Tess explains that she used to work on the space station with the Masons, and sets Eddie up for a reboot. Eddie finally “wakes up” confused. Lily fills him in on all the details. Then Eddie finds out from Tess that they used to work together years ago, and that they were more than friends. The conversation leads to discussion about an artifact known only as the bronze box. After hearing that two infamous men, Harold and Jack, can somehow sense the bronze box Cameron reveals that he has the box in his possession. Eddie asks where the key is, and Tess drops it onto the table in front of the group. And that’s where we left off in this episode.

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Episode 8 - Weekend at Bellamy's

## Episode Stats

Season 1 Episode 8

Title: Weekend at Bellamy's

Air Date: 2/8/19

Length: 55:57

## From the Website

You’re stuck with a drunken friend…what do you do? Four friends find themselves in a familiar situation, but something is off. Is time really a circle, or is it more square-ish? Find out in this week’s episode.

Want to peek behind the curtain? Check us out on YouTube where we record every other Friday.

This episode stars Staci, Fred, Mike, Steph, and Veronica and was produced and edited by Hiroshi. The opening and closing theme was created by Rob Anderson.

As always, you can follow the show @CaFPodcast.

Also check out Easy Roller Dice Company, the official dice provider of Cthulhu & Friends! Use coupon code “CaFPodcast” at checkout and you’ll get 10% off any purchase there!

Cthulhu & Friends is an actual play of the Trail of Cthulhu tabletop roleplaying game, but we still homebrewed some rules. Tell your friends!

## Episode Synopsis

The crew suddenly feels very tired. They return to Malsato Lago and turn in for the night. After waking up, the crew find themselves back in the carriage outside of Malsato Lago, having just arrived at the island. They have no memory of their previous arrival. The crew works their way inside and encounters a corgi. Edward feels like he has deja vu and finds a hidden safe. Inside is a letter and a collar with the name Clem. The crew follows the dog outside to a small building where they try to break inside. A young woman sees them destroying the building and walks up to the crew. She introduces herself as Nighthawk.

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Episode 68 - Top 5 Slogans!

## Matt

* 5. "I am what I am" - Rebok
* 4. "Maybe, just maybe" - The National Lottery
* 3. "Choosy moms choose Jif" - Jif
* 2. "Ore-Ida is Alright-a" - Ore-Ida
* 1. "The happiest place on Earth" - Disneyland

## BWK

* 5. "The happiest place on Earth" - Disneyland
* 4. "... and you're done" - Amazon.com
* 3. "Sega does what Nintendon't" - Sega
* 2. "Get N or get out" - Nintendo 64
* 1. "Don't be evil" - Google.com

DJ
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* 5. "If you want to impress someone, put him on your blacklist" - Johnny Walker: Black
* 4. "Live in your world. Play in ours" - Playstation 2
* 3. "Get N or get out" - Nintendo 64
* 2. "We sell more cars than Ford, Chrysler, Chevy, and Buick combined" - Matchbox Cars
* 1. "American by birth, rebel by choice" - Harley Davison

## Dooley

* 5. "Stronger than dirt" - Ajax
* 4. "What? Me, worry?" - MAD Magazine
* 3. "Melts in your mouth, ~~not in your hand~~" - M&Ms
* 2. "Made with real marshmallow" - Fluff
* 1. "License to grill" - Chilli's
Feslan Wolfblood

**Feslan Wolfblood** was a fellow student/captive of Longcryer at Longcryer's Tower, and a dorm-mate of then-Lord-later-King Titus Harper. He served as an example to Titus as they went through their training, being tortured and beat up which Titus knew would happen to him. In the end, he was broken by Longcryer, seeming to be mind-controlled by him. He was made to fight Titus, who's power built during the fight, resulting in an explosion. Titus passed out, and Feslan was never seen nor heard from again. His fate is unknown.

## Alive or Dead

### Evidence that he is alive:

* In the year 1706, many years after Harper's training, he returned to Longcryer's Tower, in search of revenge. During his search, he and his friends entered Feslan's room, which appeared to be recently lived in.
* If you don't see a body, they're not dead.

### Evidence that he is dead:

* Harper probably killed him. He is quite powerful, and was able to kill (by accident) Camille Fordane just hours after their fight.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 187 - A Dark Past
* Episode 188 - A Dark Past Part 2
Episode 97 - Horror Movie Icons We Made Up

## Matt

* 5. Señor Picklefoot
* 4. The Cul-de-sac Honker
* 3. Bongo-Bongo-Hoopie-Doopie-Flim-Flam-Zoop
* 2. The Hangman
* 1. Mason Gore-Cheese

## BWK

* 5. The Toad Woman
* 4. The Grammy
* 3. The Juror
* 2. The Killer Kupid
* 1. The Killer Stewardess

DJ
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* 5. The Killer Bananas
* 4. An orthpedic surgeon (not a dentist) who wraps up his patients and experiments on them
* 3. The post office worker who mails people dead bodies
* 2. Alan Wedgeman (The Wedge Man)
* 1. A series of Mexican food mutants

## Fro

* 5. Pickles
* 4. The Goon
* 3. The Chain Letter Killer
* 2. Killer Hoover
* 1. The Were-Snail
Episode 61 - Future Episode Topics

## BWK

* 5. Soda Popz
* 4. Surprise Movies
* 3. Guilty Pleasures
* 2. Minor Inconveniences
* 1. Blossom Facts #2

DJ
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* 5. Wrestling Episode
* 4. Siblings Episode
* 3. Favorite Stories to Tell
* 2. Coolest Things We've Done in 2014
* 1. Episodes We've Missed

## Dooley

* 5. Top 5 Food Mascots
* 4. Top 5 Dinosaurs
* 3. Top 5 Most Satisfying Purchases
* 2. Top 5 Dating Mishaps
* 1. Top 5 Failed Adaptations

## Matt

* 5. Wrestlers
* 4. Comic Book Heroes/Villains
* 3. Jokes We Wrote
* 2. Things We Dislike About Each Other
* 1. Prank Phone Calls
Geekly Random Encounters - Darkblades 3

EPISODE NUMBER 3-
combat, role-play, Footpad Calor asks the party to clear the sewers of any danger. They find and kill two Crocodiles and one Giant Rat. Muridae turns into a Wererat and is killed.

**Cast and Player Characters**
* Michael "ThriftyNerd" DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Nika Howard-Tumasina
* Matthew Morris-Dragonclaw Wyverndrake
* Sam Brady-Rhaegar
* Philip Canada-Xantolin
* Fred Greenleaf-Wulfgar Kneesmasher

**Non-Player Characters**
OTHER CHARACTERS VOICED IN THE EPISODE LISTED IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER

* Footpad Calor
* Muridae

**Story**
We begin with our party graduating and being handed the official Darkblade purple sashes. Then summoned to a room by Footpad Calor announcing first that Muridae was top in the class. Second that they need to move the Darkeblade headquarters to the sewers and ask for them to clear the sewers of any threats ending the meeting by giving each PC 500gp (excluding Dragonclaw). Going into the sewers they encounter two large Crocodile defeating them with ease. A little further a Giant Rat charges them Wulfgar slams it with his war hammer splattering the rat. Muridae after seeing the rat killed goes into a meltdown slowly her skin begins to bubble, her face elongates, fur begins to appear turning into a Wererat. The group franticly gets together the Wererat biting Dragonclaw. Wulfgar defeats there formal party member Muridae poetically killing her with the same war hammer that killed the giant rat. Dragonclaw picking up Muridae’s bag begins to feel weak casts Cure Wounds on himself. Xantolin carries the body back to Calor

**Trivia**
- Xantolin considers to decapitate Muridae
**Location**
Mastwick
Greetings Adventurers Conflict Template

**CONFLICT NAME** was a war/battle/conflict between two sides for some reason. Brief description here.

## **In Summary**

A summary of events. How it started, who did what, how it ended, and what resulted.

## **What Happened**

More of an in-depth explanation of the events, in greater detail.

## **Episodes**

* Episode XXX - TITLE
* Episode XXX - TITLE
* Episode XXX - TITLE
* Episode XXX - TITLE
Fifth Edition of Magic

The **Fifth Edition of Magic** was the state of the world/magic that existed after Zird the Arcane sacrificed his life using the Hammer of Sundering in Episode 126 - Live Show 2015. This changed the world fundamentally, resulting in a lot of strange changes. Thom the Dragonborn became completely nude, and Jaela became a Paladin. The brief destruction and re-creation of all of magic has some unforeseen consequences, including destroying the plane that the city of Nareev was in. The city was only saved due to the demigod Soloni moving it into the dimension/plane of Drunkeros.

## **Out of Game**

The cast wanted to change the game from a 4th edition game, to a 5th edition game. This was untenable for some time, until they just decided to do it, resulting in a lot of the mechanical changes peppered throughout. I say, it was a long time coming. 5e for life!
Episode 7 - Curious/Horrified

## Episode Stats

Season 1 Episode 7

Title: Curious/Horrified

Air Date: 1/31/19

Length: 01:22:05

## From the Website

Birds of a feather… share a cell together? The Crew begins an investigation into the missing person case. Will they find any leads? Find out in this week’s episode.

Want to peek behind the curtain? Check us out on YouTube where we record every other Friday.

This episode stars Staci, Fred, Mike, Steph, and Veronica and was produced and edited by Hiroshi. The opening and closing theme was created by Rob Anderson.

As always, you can follow the show @CaFPodcast.

Also check out Easy Roller Dice Company, the official dice provider of Cthulhu & Friends! Use coupon code “CaFPodcast” at checkout and you’ll get 10% off any purchase there!

Cthulhu & Friends is an actual play of the Trail of Cthulhu tabletop roleplaying game, but we still homebrewed some rules. Tell your friends!

## Episode Synopsis

The crew argues about how dangerous Nighthawk may be, but they put the discussion aside to search for the missing girl, Carol Becker. With their newfound badges in hand the crew leaves to speak to the cheer squad captain. However, they handle the situation badly and quickly alienate the islanders. The party splits and one group heads to meet the school principal, and the other the town library. Clara’s and Todd’s meeting with the Principal yields no additional leads. Edward and Bellamy find a book on the history of the island. Inside is several old pictures of Darius and the crew dressed as old prospectors.

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Feywild Four

The **Feywild Four** were composed of Thirst, Viscount Ambrosious Quorin, Rickety Nell, and Large Reggie. After being arrested by the Spring Court guards for various transgressions, they met up with Nook Nimmlock, a Satyr who requested that they help him turn in a jewel named the Jade Pyramid to his boss, Lady Arnaesis, for her lover, Melora, the Queen of Spring1. They did that.

## **Notable Members**

* Large Reggie
* Rickety Nell
* Thirst
* Viscount Ambrosious Quorin

## **Trivia**

* Status: Still Functioning
* Primary Location: Feywild, Spring Court
* First Episode: Episode 260 - A Rotten Crew of Beautiful Misfits Part 1
Game 2 - Leviathan

Characters* Phylo Toblerone played by Tim Lanning is the heir to the Toblerone Chocolate empire. He is traveling with his confirmed bachelor companion Jose Gonzalez O'Reilly and eccentric uncle Barnaby Hughes.
* Jose Gonzalez O'Reilly played by Mike Bachmann is the confirmed bachelor companion of Phylo. He is also a Templar in charge of training and working with Violet to track down cultists.
* Barnaby Hughes played by Michael "Thrifty Nerd" DiMauro is Phylo's eccentric uncle and responsible for bringing both a jeweled cane sword, and a mysterious crate. He is a cultist working with Constance Smythe.
* Constance Smythe played by Sarah Tompkins is a cultists trying to raise the Deep God with Barnaby Hughes. She is also pen pals with Violet.
* Violet Andrews played by Jennifer Cheek is a Templar working with Jose and also a pen pal of Constance.