Himplo

*This episode is about chapters 1 to 4 of Star Wars: Battlefront: Twilight Company.*

## Episode 131

### Director

Rogue Leader

**If they were a** : Breakfast for dinner...

## **A Star Wars Question**:

Remember those shark guys from the Mon Cala arc of The Clone Wars?

## **Highlights:**

* Check Rogue Nine's new EP at smashedavo.myspace.com
* AshTags
* LeNard the Handshark
* The Kiwi Mafia most definitely exists.
* Wraith Podron reference.
* DJ is Dexter Jettster in a human suit (the last 40 years have been ROUGH).
* "That description makes hime sound hot, but actually he's just a hot mess right now." - Saf
* Genfered djectives in the GFFA: SLENDER = feminine, LEAN = masculine.
* "Goons It" kiwi slang
* Saf voices rated: Mon Mothma makes everything better. Horse voice is over. Tigris voice is a once a year treat.
* "A woman? In MY Star Wars???" Danny
* Dramatic Reading: Chapter 1 ( Ash as Nemeer, Saf as Brand, Danny as Gadran and SFX, Narration by Meg)
* The company formed eight deployments after Twilight Company is where Saf was deployed when she played Battlefront online.
* Forbidden Reference
* Wars are not won by Lesbian Haircuts alone.
* Someone get Danny a life sized bust of Mas Amedda.
* 39:00 Real Google Doc Hours
* TFW you try to summon Kontar, but all you get is Waru.
* Rogue Freed, Rogue Freed-Podron, Mrs. Alex Freed...
* Chewbacca Benjamin Solo vs Benjamin Chewbacca Solo. Discuss
* Nameer is the perfect POV character because he listens to book club podcasts but doesn't actually read the books.
* 57:57 Ash's type discovered!
* Plo Koon, Himbo or Grump?
* Casting Call for a Dave Filoni impersonator.
* Captain "Howling Mad, Hot as Hell, Sapiosexual" Micha Evon
* "Shut your mouth or no post-boning cuddles!" - Meg
* God help whoever tries to stop Meg from grafting on tentacles.

## Responses to Last Week's Glistener Question:

***Compose an email Darth Vader sent out to All Staff.***

**Rogue Leader**: Calendar invite to the 501st to his birthday brunch, but NOBODY shows up.

**Rogue Six**: Update on his meeting with Krennic JUST to mention the joke he made..

**Rogue Seven**: A bunch of autocorrect nonsense accidentally replied all because of his big thick gloves not hitting the right keys.

**Rogue Nine**: Vader sends an email about Luke to Palpatine but accidentally selects ALL.

### **Glistener Responses:**

* Dylan -- Reminder to turn all holocams on
* Mika -- Insistance that all stormtroopers must continue to work despite the spread of the Naboo Virus.
* Bentham's Podcast -- His emails are all handled by subordinates, but they have an email chain with 'Vader Encounter Survival Tips'
* Swara -- Requests for everyone's coffee orders for the next meeting
* Dinner Leader- Repeated order for fog machines to be placed in all doors...
* Liam -- To All Imperial Folx: If you mess up I will choke you so watch the fuck out. Not Love, Darth Vader
* Yubsie -- IF you don't fill out timesheets we won't pay you. If you put in for overtime we will choke you. -V

**Glistening Bodhi goes to:**
Dayglo Rios for everyone (from Danny)!

### **This Week's Glistener Question:** What would you do if you had two extra arms/hands?

Ash: Play two guitars at the same time.

Danny: Deny that they know Ash twice as hard as usual.

Saf: Cradle Spud AND do activities.

Meg: Would have two TENTACLES instead.