Wario

## Description

**Wario** is a main character in the FoxWithGuns Cinematic Universe who was introduced as the main protagonist in Wario Land 5. He started from humble origins, as poor as a poor peasant boy could be, but eventually worked his way up from rags to riches, and now legally owns Gangsta Mario's Casino.

## History

### Wario Land 5

Wario, an unemployed middle-aged man, was very poor at the start of Wario Land 5. He lived in a crusty dirt house where he did nothing but watch the news and write on papers. However, one day, he realized that he had accidentally paid his taxes while writing on what he thought was a relatively unimportant stack of papers. This event plunges him into debt, much to his dismay. After this event, he realized that he didn't know how to make money efficiently, so he thought about enrolling back in school to give him the knowledge he would need to make this money back. After jumping across the cars on the highway, Wario finally happens upon the school, where he sees Paul Blart working as a principal. He hates this, so he kills Paul Blart. While Paul Blart's body is lying on the ground, though, Wario spots something in his pocket, which turns out to be a pass for Gangsta Mario's casino. He forgets about school completely and travels to the location.

Upon arriving at Gangsta Mario's casino, he charges through several slot machines in an attempt to find Gangsta Mario, the owner. Once the two meet, Gangsta Mario is furious that Wario has been breaking his slot machines, so the two battle until Gangsta Mario is finally defeated. Gangsta Mario's death officially marks Wario as the new owner of his casino. He soon forgets about everything that has just happened, however, because he sees Rosalina and for some reason thinks that she's the hottest piece of ass he's ever laid eyes on. He tells Rosalina that the two should get married, and she tells Wario that she is actually a lesbian, leading Wario to sulk in an alleyway. During this routine sulking, though, he gets picked up by an unknown helicopter, knocked out, and flown away.

After waking up in the helicopter, Wario decides that the ride is too boring, as it has "no free food or movies." This leads him to break out of the helicopter, materialize a snowboard out of thin air, and slide down to a safe spot on the treacherous mountainside. Upon reaching a good place to rest, he notices a shadowy figure in the distance who looks like him. Confused, he makes his way over to this figure, who is clearly shocked to see him. The shadow Wario gets into a helicopter and flies off, but not before siccing Dracula on him. Dracula proves to be a difficult foe, but in the end, Wario is victorious, and fishes for a few minutes in triumph.

Wario eventually decides that he's done fishing and that it was a waste of time. Suddenly, he notices a secret base in the distance, which he makes his way to as quick as he can. After navigating the tricky mechanisms that lie inside that base, he finds the shadowy Wario again, and the two begin arguing. The impostor, introducing himself as Liquid Wario, reveals that he had purposefully planted the taxes that Wario mistakenly paid, knowing that he loves to write on things without thinking much of it. He also reveals that he put the pass to the casino in Paul Blart's pocket, and that he was also the one piloting the helicopter that picked up Wario. This was all a ruse to get Wario to his secret base so he could finally battle someone of equal strength. The two battle until eventually, Solid Wario stood victorious in the bout. Liquid Wario thanks him and fades away.

After Liquid Wario disappears, Wario once again forgets what he was doing upon seeing Rosalina minding her own business in the base. Wario, fueled by dedication and determination to make Rosalina his wife, turns into a rocket and flies into space. After navigating through structures likely left behind by Liquid Wario, he finally reaches Rosalina and reveals that he no longer wishes to marry her, to her confusion. Instead, he says that he wants to kill her. Rosalina takes this as a challenge, and the two fight. Once Rosalina appears to be fully defeated, though, she does not die. Wario questions her about this, and she reveals that she is immortal and cannot die. Wario is extremely disappointed after this conversation, leading him to simply sit there in silence. As Rosalina walks away, though, she ends up dying in a tragic and unexpected outer space car crash.

## Quotes

* "I don't like you being a principal. Now, you must die! Wahaha!"
* "Gangsta Mario's Casino!? I gotta get there immediately! Wahahahaha!!"
* "I must go up there immediately! Wah!"
* "Talk about a low budget flight! No free food or movies? I'm out of here! Wah!"
* "Wahahaha!!! I did it!!! I... Completely wasted my time."
* "What's that in the distance!? It must be some sort of evil base in Wario Land 5. I gotta go over there immediately!"
* "You're not getting away this time! Wario Rocket Mode, activate!"