Doge and Cate Island 3: THE FINALEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (gone wrong)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGPAFfKZBRI

Disqualified by George:

* Verble
* Momsterbone
* Peanut
* Left Twin Tower
* Right Twin Tower
* Cate
* Hitler
* George Vanous

**Doge and Cate Island 3: THE FINALEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (gone wrong)** is the 3rd and final episode of Doge and Cate Island trilogy, created by Quintus "Hates Long People" Minimus. In this episode, we witness the rejoin, the winner is crowned, and Avsterbone becomes a sex pest.

## Plot

We open to Cate, who's bawling her eyes out and screaming bloody murder. Why? It's been a whole year since her boyfriend Doge was eliminated and sent to the Craziness I mean Doge And Cate Dunge on. Avi shows up to kick her while she's down, making his mini Doge and Cate go kissy kissy once more, infuriating her so much that she violently rips her lower jaw off just to show her shock. She begs Hitler to help stop Avi from this cyber-bullying, but when he attempts to Nein him down Avi flashes a picture of his two-inch titan at him, horrifying Cate and causing Hitler to scream in horror and collapse. Momsterbone shows up to reprimand Avi, and she gets flashed with the nudie pics too, which is pretty gross if you think about it. Dadsterbone makes a surprise appearance to try and stop Avi, but he gets flashed too. Double gross. But what happens next is truly shocking, as Avsterbone then flashes a spontaneously appearing Peanut, killing him. Avi believes himself to have won, starting to do that kissy kissy thing again whilst almost coughing up a hairball.

Cate, naturally terrified of the two-inch tyrant, calls for help. Verble offers to stop Avsterbone, but only "for a price". Cate gets the memo and cheers with bits, springing Verble into action. Verble shoddily announces his intentions to the fat man, smacks him, and it appears the remaining contestants are safe.

Until Avi gets back up, flashes his nudes one more time, and causes a massive explosion. Cue intro.

### Rejoin

While George Vanous sits in the backgrounds, Cate begs George to free Doge from the box. You know, the box he's in. I shouldn't have to specify every time, take a hint you stupid ape. Anyway George announces that while it ISN'T time to free Doge from the box, it IS time for the rejoin. Doge is freed, and he and Cate lock lips in a tearful reunion once more. At least until George tells them to stop. Not George Vanous though, he's better than that. Cue Elimination Card.

#### Loser who got the most votes gets kicked off of the show time! :)

George, on a brand new ever-before seen background, announces that they received 154- I mean 145 votes. Ryan points out that this is a new record, but is shot away again. George begins by revealing that Doge 2 got the least amount of votes at 4, to which Doge 2 humbly replies "aw darn". George then reveals that Doge but slightly smaller (who's looking rather teeny tiny today) only got 7 votes. Dog got 7 votes too but he's sort of brushed off. Dogald Trump and Evil Doge are revealed to have gotten 9 votes, earning an enraged growl from Evil Doge. George then makes a joke about how a Donald Trump Doge and an Evil Doge aren't very different, a joke so funny it sends an offscreen Quintus into maniacal hysterical laughter, but he's cut off when George reveals that Doge 2 2 only got 11 votes, which is not enough to rejoin. Doge 2 2 reacts as humbly as his previous iteration, Doge 2. Blue Doge is revealed to have failed to join with 13 votes, and despite going bright red for whatever reason he just utters a humble "aw darn". This leaves us with just Doge, Ryan, and you can't vote for this one sorry. However, George realises that you can't vote for this one sorry got a whopping 18 votes, in spite of being told not to. George is infuriated that the viewers failed to listen to him, distorts into an ugly abomination, and cancels the show on the spot. Cue black screen.

#### Cancellation

The screen goes black for 18 seconds while some kind of commercial plays in the background. George gets bored of being cancelled, and gets back to the final two potential rejoiners: Doge and Ryan. After some intense buildup with some Kevin Macleod, it's revealed that Doge only got 9 votes, and Ryan joins the game with 58. Ryan cheers, Cate screams in shock, and Ryan hops up to give a few quick words. Buckle up, this next part is LONG.

## Ryan's Rambles

### Thank You's from Ryan

Ryan hops off the bleachers, and announces that he'd like to give a few quick words. Ryan thanks the viewers for voting him into the show, and specifies that there are 58 people who voted for him, and thinks they are cool. Ryan states that he's wanted to compete in Doge and Cate Island since he was a little baby, despite not knowing what he'd be competing to win. Ryan then thanks the 58 viewers who voted him again, and then proceeds to list off everybody who voted for him, as listed below: **(NOTE: Some names may be misspelled or no longer up to date, as I will be going solely off of the way Ryan pronounces these names. Names with uncertain spellings with have a bold question mark at the end.) (NOTE 2: All usernames that I have not seen first hand will be presented in the format of ThingItem20YT, ExampleGirl103 etc.)**

* AER
* NazzulBazzul **?**
* TheMaskOfficial
* EBrony902
* ConnorCool07
* QuizShe **? (Ryan kinda stutters on this one)**
* TheObjectGuy
* CyanShellBomber865Hacks **?**
* HunterWhiteHead/HunterWhiteHat **?**
* Ezekiel
* Ryanskii **(Which means Ryan voted himself to get into the game)**
* ShannonBrosnan **?**
* WhiteStar95
* RodrigoTomberry **?**
* Bro **?**
* SolarEewid **?**
* Bawpz
* DevonTheYoutuber
* BaldGamer51
* Cecilia Gonzales
* Jaiden Campbell **?**
* BFDIFan2002 Animations
* Abdul Draws
* Aiden Holer **?**
* AfroGuy
* AnthonyMailProductionsTM **?**
* Chance Burger
* MackoWacko **?**
* Mr Bag **?**
* Cameron Richards
* JayIzumi **?**
* TheSuperDavid10101
* FlaminGingerbread
* PlantDad800 **?**
* PapaPanzer
* ObjectBoy
* MovieTV **?**
* Mr Comment Boy
* ZombieTurtle17
* SuperYoshiProductions
* HexBlue
* ItsTypoNormal2YT **?**
* MarkDeward14 **?**
* TheTeenThing
* PaulGamerStyles
* Cray Flaym
* OhYeah
* AnotherYoutuberOnYoutube
* Uglytopians
* NaveJustAnimates **?**
* Jacob Shaw
* Connor Hallase **?**
* Gary Hopkins
* Sherry Creager **?**
* YellowDodger
* Mike Tinsley
* DeshaudDX (The plapping with pibby guy)
* FancyMeatball

After this, Ryan states that they're all cool people, and he's very grateful for their help and plans to repay them some day. Ryan has the idea to share his earnings with his voters should he win Doge and Cate Island, planning on giving it to everybody who voted for him, such as: **(NOTE: Some names may be misspelled or no longer up to date, as I will be going solely off of the way Ryan pronounces these names. Names with uncertain spellings with have a bold question mark at the end.) (NOTE 2: All usernames that I have not seen first hand will be presented in the format of ThingItem20YT, ExampleGirl103 etc.)**

* AER
* NazzulBazzul **?**
* TheMaskOfficial
* EBrony902
* ConnorCool07
* QuizShe **? (Ryan kinda stutters on this one)**
* TheObjectGuy
* CyanShellBomber865Hacks **?**
* HunterWhiteHead/HunterWhiteHat **?**
* Ezekiel
* Ryanskii **(Which means Ryan voted himself to get into the game)**
* ShannonBrosnan **?**
* WhiteStar95
* RodrigoTomberry **?**
* Bro **?**
* SolarEewid **?**
* Bawpz
* DevonTheYoutuber
* BaldGamer51
* Cecilia Gonzales
* Jaiden Campbell **?**
* BFDIFan2002 Animations
* Abdul Draws
* Aiden Holer **?**
* AfroGuy
* AnthonyMailProductionsTM **?**
* Chance Burger
* MackoWacko **?**
* Mr Bag **?**
* Cameron Richards
* JayIzumi **?**
* TheSuperDavid10101
* FlaminGingerbread
* PlantDad800 **?**
* PapaPanzer
* ObjectBoy
* MovieTV **?**
* Mr Comment Boy
* ZombieTurtle17
* SuperYoshiProductions
* HexBlue
* ItsTypoNormal2YT **?**
* MarkDeward14 **?**
* TheTeenThing
* PaulGamerStyles
* Cray Flaym
* OhYeah
* AnotherYoutuberOnYoutube
* Uglytopians
* NaveJustAnimates **?**
* Jacob Shaw
* Connor Hallase **?**
* Gary Hopkins
* Sherry Creager **?**
* YellowDodger
* Mike Tinsley
* DeshaudDX (The plapping with pibby guy)
* FancyMeatball
* and AER again

Ryan once again calls them cool, and then proceeds to thank his fellow competitors.

### Ryan & The rest of the DACI cast

#### Ryan thanks his fellow rejoin competitors

Ryan starts off thanking Doge, stating that Doge has always been a nice guy to him, and Ryan likes him because he is a dog. Ryan likes dogs, and cats, but he is unfortunately allergic to cats, and dogs too. Ryan states that this does not change his opinions, as he still likes dogs, and cats, and Doge is a stand-out dog to him. Ryan calls him cool, says he looks cool, and likes the fact that he is from the funny Doge meme.

Ryan then says he'd like to thank Doge 2. While others would think the second Doge would not live up to the original, Ryan begs to differ and brings up that Doge 2 has been very kind to him in the past few years. Ryan recounts a story where his car broke down, leaving him stranded in the middle of a rainstorm, and guess who showed up to help? No one. Nobody showed up to help Ryan, but five days later, Doge 2 asked Ryan how his day had been going, making Ryan happy, as his day had been going badly, giving him a much needed pep boost after 5 days ago when he got stranded in the rainstorm.

Ryan also likes Doge 2 2. While others would think the sequel to Doge 2 wouldn't live up to the original, Ryan begs to differ. Ryan explains that Doge 2 2 has been kind to him, and that he and Doge 2 2 attended 5th grade together. Ryan recounts a time where Doge 2 2 tripped him over, which Ryan found funny. Ryan had attempted to call Doge 2 2 the other day, but received a voicemail from the threequel dog that went along the lines of "I hate you, screw off!". Ryan stills finds him to be quite the comedian, explaining that he likes Doge 2 2, and Doge 2, and Doge, because they're dogs, and Ryan likes him because he is a dog. Ryan likes dogs, and cats, but he is unfortunately allergic to cats, and dogs too.

Ryan also thanks Dogald Trump, who he also considers cool. Ryan likes him as he reminds him of his president, Barack Hussein Obama. Ryan also voted for Dogald Trump in the 2016 presidential election, and he voted for him in the 2020 president election. Sike. It hasn't happened yet, at least in the Doge And Cate Island Cinematic Universe (DACICU), and even if it had happened yet, Ryan would be voting for his good friend Cool Cat. This goes into a tangent about how cool Cool Cat is, who even has it in his name. Ryan also talks about Cool Cat's movie made by Derek Savage, his Daddy Derek, starring Cool Cat, his Daddy Derek a.k.a Derek Savage, and Mommy Cat, who is, described by Ryan; "Also Cool Cat in a different costume" (I'm just the editor, but I'm not sure what kind of issues Cool Cat has where he pretends to be his own mother, but we here at the Freedom! Island Wiki will only judge him a little), as well as Maria, and Butch The Bully, and whoever else was unfortunate enough to not escape Derek Savage's casting call. Ryan finds them all cool, and suggests you buy Cool Cat Saves The Kids to support Daddy Derek's new film; Cool Cat Stops A School Shooting, with a glowing review from Ryan.

Glad to have the Cool Cat rant over? Ryan's barely a fifth of the ways through his rant, buckle up Buttercup.

Ryan goes on to thank Doge but slightly smaller. While others would think the sequel wouldn't live up to the original, Ryan begs to differ. Ryan thinks Doge but slightly smaller is quite a cool guy, and reminisces on the time he met Doge but slightly smaller at summer camp once, when he accidentally stepped on him because of Doge but slightly smaller's immense size. Ryan then goes on to explain that he's glad Doge but slightly smaller didn't press charges, and that they actually had a conversation (that went a little something like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY BONES MY BOOOOOOOONES" on Doge but slightly smaller's end). Ryan ends the anecdote by saying that they're good friends to this day, in spite of the government demanding he pay him money "for some reason" (breaking his bones). Ryan goes on to thank Doge but slightly smaller for helping him in the competition (despite Ryan just joining the show and Doge but slightly smaller never joining at all), for Ryan is just, as he describes "a feeble human being" and needed the help.

Ryan goes on to thank Evil Doge next. While others would think the sequel wouldn't live up to the original, Ryan begs to differ. Ryan actually starts tearing up, saying that Evil Doge has always been such a nice friend to him, and that it brings a tear to his eye that he failed to win "the competition". Ryan composes himself and apologises for his tears, and-

**Hold, on a sec kids! let's play "Guess what Ryan will praise this guy for"!**

Will Ryan praise Evil Doge for:

* **A:** His sheer coolness
* **B:** Always being a friend to him
* **C:** Deleting the Bone Zone

If you guessed B, you would be correct! Ryan explains that Evil Doge has always been a friend to him, and that Evil Doge once gave him a dollar, which Ryan thinks is very kind. Ryan expresses (in a rare case) valid confusion over why Evil Doge is called Evil Doge, as he's been quite a good friend to Ryan. Ryan says that Evil Doge isn't evil, he's just misunderstood, and says that people are quick to judge, and that if they made an attempt to talk to him they wouldn't find him to be so evil after all. Ryan defends Evil Doge as his friend, and as someone that should be your friend too. Yes, you specifically, intrepid wiki reader. Say hi to Evil Doge for me.

Ryan goes on to thank Ryan, and at this point Ryan is just referring to himself in the third person. Ryan says Ryan is cool, he's been with him (is him) since day 1, and is proud of him for making it into Doge and Cate Island, his dream since he was three years old, according to this third person story, Ryan's first words to his mother were "mothew, I wanna join, uh, Doge and Cate Island", to which Ryan's Mom responded to by beating him. Ryan remained confident regardless, and as he grew up and grew older he never gave up on his dream. Ryan's Mommy, ever the hater, argues that joining Doge and Cate Island will not get him anywhere. Ryan dislikes his mother now, but likes his father, because HE said not to join Doge and Cate Island, as it wouldn't get Ryan anywh- never mind he thinks it's a terrible idea too. So Ryan dislikes his father too, and as a whole everybody in the Ryanskii/Ryanskip family tree EXCEPT Ryan have not been supportive. Ryan goes on to thank Ryan for helping him get into Doge and Cate Island one last time.

Ryan also likes Dog. Ryan likes dogs, and cats, but he is unfortunately allergic to cats, and dogs too. Ryan finds Dog to be cool as he reminds him of a dog, and thanks Dog one last time in an unusually short segment.

*It's pretty clear to me that an article containing 58 minutes worth of Ryan's psychotic rambles can get boring quickly to the average Gen Z teenager, especially with the likes of TikTok utterly pulverising any attention span longer than 10 seconds. To counteract this, I'll be sticking some Subway Surfers gameplay to the right to keep our readers stimulated.*

Ryan would also like to thank you can't vote for this one sorry. Ryan explains that the two have been friends since high school, where Ryan crashed into you can't vote for this one sorry's car. According to Ryan, the last thing he ever heard from you can't vote for this one sorry was "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" which possibly means the current you can't vote for this one sorry is a g-g-g-g-g-g-g-ghost!!!!!!!! even still, Ryan likes him nonetheless, and thanks you can't vote for this one sorry.

Last but not least, Ryan thanks Blue Doge. Ryan says that Blue Doge taught him that there's so much out there to live for in life, in spite of being colourblind. Despite the colour in his name, Blue Doge taught Ryan that it isn't all about colour in life, which Segway'd into Blue Doge teaching Ryan not to be racist, on account of racism being bad. Shocker. Ryan shows us what he's learned, bring up Whites, Blacks, Indians, and Spanish as the 4 races, but almost immediately incorrectly corrects himself, stating the two races are whites and blacks, and that Ryan likes all of them. Ryan applauds Blue Doge for not seeing colour the way so many other people seem to do.

#### Ryan talks about the mainline cast of Doge And Cate Island

Ryan is also excited to compete among the final 9, Verble, Left Twin Tower, Right Twin Tower, Peanut, "Avesterbone", George Vanous, Cate, Doge, Momsterbone, and Hitler. Ryan starts to, you guessed it, call them cool and starts talking about them.

Ryan starts with Verble. Ryan explains that one time, Verble ordered a pizza to Avsterbone's house. While Ryan thought it was super funny, Avi did not think so (likely because he had to PAY for the food), and banned Verble from his server, or "YPP Suspended" him as the kids say. Verble somehow "kept staying around sticking around" according to Ryan, and because he can never stay dedicated to anything, Avester unbanned Verble at some point (likely because Verble gave Avi money, which is pretty much the fastest way to get Avi's forgiveness), and Verble would ending up moderating both The Bone Zone and The Bone Zone Deluxe, until SirUntouchable tore down the Bone Zone Deluxe, leading to Verble finally switching sides after Avsterbone- oops, Avesterbone posted his nudes in his server full of minors. Diddler. Ryan finds Avi's love of 11 year olds wacky, and expresses his gladness to be competing alongside Verble.

Ryan also can't wait to meet the Twin Towers, as the duo are cool and his favourite celebrities. Ryan initially heard of them one time on September, and hasn't forgotten about them since. Ryan is excited about the chance to get their autograph, and wonders if they have any hobbies, such as possibly sailing on boats, or walking on the beach. Ryan even wonders if they like going on planes, as he likes planes, before once again expressing his excitement at competing alongside them.

## Votes

**\*Doge was not announced to have failed until it was between him and Ryan, despite 3 other potential debutters getting more votes than him.
\*Ryan was disqualified from the rejoin debut thing because Freedom! Island.**

## Deaths

* Hitler, Momsterbone, Dadsterbone, Peanut, Cate, Verble, Left Twin Tower, Right Twin Tower and Doge are all killed by Avi's nudes.
* you can't vote for this one sorry was apparently killed by Ryan via vehicular manslaughter back in high school. **(Debatable, considering Ryan's intelligence)**

## Trivia

* Despite his promise last episode, George never actually lets the contestants vote for one another. Dirty lying bastard.