Beauty is Skin Deep (Transcript)

This is the 32nd episode of Dragon Squadron: Draconightger.

One day, Tinker Tonker, Jaroblin, and Turantrax were watching a show on Vector the Mirror. It was an episode of the Qittaswell Sisters' Harem Dare'Em.

Jaroblin: These ladies sure know how to look nice with their beauty.

Turantrax: Yeah. I find it quite disgusting. I wonder if these ladies ever let their beauty get the best of them.

Tinker Tonker: Perhaps some of them do.

Vector's Voice: I doubt that. There are more important things to worry about than just beauty.

Turantrax: Perhaps we could create a monster that makes ladies find their beauty to be more important than everything else in their lives.

Then, they heard Rusairus coming in.

Jaroblin: Quick! Vector, shut the show off!

Vector: (Shows his face again)

Rusairus then came in.

Tinker Tonker: So, Mistress. Have you figured out how to translate that ancient scroll?

Rusairus: Not yet. But I am still searching around for a way to translate it. Have you come up with any new monster ideas?

Vector: Oh they totally have.

Turantrax: And we assure you it wasn't from watching a show about beautifully dressed ladies putting on a game show.

Rusairus: Uh...alright. So what is the idea?

Turantrax: We were thinking of a monster who can make ladies care more about their beauty than the rest of the things in their lives.

Rusairus: Huh. I always hated how beautiful some ladies make themselves. One time, my mother had to deal with a couple of felines who dressed as belly dancers as part of a plan to stop a scheme of hers. Or was it that sorcerer she was working with who came up with that plan? It doesn't matter either way. Tinker Tonker, do you have a tube of lipstick in that chest of junk you've got?

Tinker Tonker: I can at least take a look. (Gets up and goes to the chest to search until he pulls one out) Oh would you look at that, we do?

Tinker Tonker put the stick of lipstick into the monster-making machine, and soon the hatch door opened up with a lipstick monster walking out. She was all pink with the tip of lipstick on the top of her head with a set of lips on her face, she was carrying a large stick of lipstick in one hand, and a purse in the other.

Tinker Tonker: With her large tube of lipstick, she can smear anyone's face to make them think more about their beauty and less about their other work.

Rusairus: Is she able to use a disguise?

Tinker Tonker: Oh totally. Lipper Stick, care to show them?

Lipper Stick: Gladly, sir! (Transforms into a beautician dog lady) Just call me "Lippy Leona".

When Lipper Stick had transformed into Lippy Leona, her lip baton transformed into a regular tube of lipstick. This way, she can trick people into coming into her shop and put them under her spell.

Rusairus: Eww. Lippy Leona? That sounds too beautiful! The things I do to do my evil deeds. Just hurry up and get those people to admire their beauty more, Lipper Sti-Err, Lippy Leona.

Lippy Leona: Will do, Mistress. (Heads on out)

Over at the mall, Amanda was with her mother doing some shopping.

Amanda: So when we get done with all of your shopping, can we go over to the food court? I heard that they opened up a new restaurant at the food court.

Mrs. Iguan: Sure we can, Amanda. What is the restaurant you want to go to again?

Amanda: It is called Nandy Noodles! I thought I had already told you that.

Mrs. Iguan: Sometimes I can be so busy I forget all of the little details. But if you remind me of that place again, we can go and eat that, Amanda.

Amanda: (Sighs) Alright, Mom.

They walked down the hallways in the mall until Amanda's mom saw something that caught her eye.

Mrs. Iguan: Amanda, I see something that interests me.

What it was that Amanda's mom had seen was a stand for lipstick that Lippy Leona ran. There were lots of ladies in line.

Lippy Leona: Step right up, folks and have a try at this new lipstick that I, Lippy Leona, have just manufactured. Today, you can get some free samples.

Mrs. Iguan: Oh boy. Free samples.

Amanda: Hmm. Something seems suspicious here.

Mrs. Iguan: You've been watching the Draconightgers fighting against all those monsters over the past year, haven't you?

Amanda: You can never be too sure about it, Mom. Do you know anything about Lippy Leona before arriving here today?

Mrs. Iguan: No, but she seems like a nice lady. And her product does sound good.

Then, Amanda's communication scale began to flash. Amanda noticed it, but she needed to think of a way to keep her mom from seeing it. She put her hand over her pocket where she was keeping the scale.

Amanda: Uh, Mom, I just remembered. Mr. Binturo needed me to help him get some work done at his house. I was going to go over to his house this morning, but I guess it slipped my mind.

Mrs. Iguan: We could call him to let him know you can help him later.

Amanda: No! It is very important that I help him today! There is no waiting!

Mrs. Iguan: Very well, Amanda.

Amanda began to walk out of the mall, but she turned her head to the back to see that her mom had gotten in line for Lippy Leona's lipstick samples. She figured that if Lippy Leona really was one of Rusairus's monsters, then she and the others could put a stop to her.

Amanda: (In thought) I sure hope leaving you here is the right thing, Mom.

She then headed on out of the mall. When nobody was around, she got out her communication scale.

Amanda: What is it, Platia?

Platia's Voice: Hurry to the base and I'll explain there. The others are on their way.

Amanda: I'm on it. I think I know what today's monster is up to.

And Amanda hurried on her way to the base. Soon, all of the Draconightgers were at the base.

Platia: I'm glad that you could all make it, Draconightgers.

Monty: We're happy to be here, Platia.

Platia: Amanda, did you say that you know what is up with today's monster?

Amanda: Yes I have. I was shopping at the mall with my mom and she saw a stand for some new lipstick. The lady running it called herself Lippy Leona.

Kathleen: Hey, a friend of our mom's told her about it and she was eager to head to the mall to get a free sample.

Harry: My mom heard about it, too!

Monty: As did mine!

Jase: Did you think there was anything suspicious about it, Amanda?

Amanda: Yes! And all my mom said was that I had been watching us fight as Draconightgers over the past year.

Platia: If you suspected that Lippy Leona was a monster in disguise, you predicted right I'm afraid.

Amanda: Aha! I knew it!

Princeton: What is her scheme?

Platia: From what I've observed...(The scene then transitions to a series of women trying out the lipstick, and then becoming so obsessed with their looks) when somebody tries this lipstick, they become so obsessed with their looks that they pay attention to only that and nothing else, nor anybody else! (Shows that some people try to get their attention, but are ignored before the scene transitions back to the Draconightgers)

Amanda: I knew it was so bad.

Kathleen: And I thought that Hairy Mary's scheme was bad!

Amanda: We got to hurry to the mall and stop anybody else from trying out the lipstick!

All of the Draconightgers got out their keys, ready to transform.

All: Draconight Change! (Inserts their keys into their swords, the tiny knights dance, and they are transformed)

The seven Draconightgers hurried to the mall where a bunch of ladies began to walk out of the mall with a lot of them looking into a mirror they were carrying.

Bear Lady: (Looking into the mirror in her hand) I just look so gorgeous.

Ostrich Lady: I am even more gorgeous than you. (Pushes the bear lady to the side)

Platia: Oh dear! This is bad!

Princeton: You're telling me! Not only are all of these women obsessed with their looks, but they are also fighting over who is more beautiful, too!

The villains also saw this as well on Vector.

Rusairus: Huh. So Lipper Stick's lipstick also makes women fight over who is the most beautiful? I quite like this.

Vector: (Shows his face) It is quite funny since there is a story about a wicked queen who wanted to be the most beautiful in the land that she was willing to kill anyone who was more beautiful than her, even her own stepdaughter.

Turantrax: It is like you are taking things to the next level, Mother.

Tinker Tonker: I had no idea that Lipper Stick's lipstick could make these women obsessed with their look.

Jaroblin: Just an accidental bonus I guess.

(Cuts back with the Draconightgers)

Monty: Amanda, do you think you can wash the lipstick off with your water wave?

Amanda: I'll try it. (Raises her sword and it is surrounded by water) Water splash! (Swings her sword at the ladies, covering them in water)

Harry: Do you think that will work?

Jase: Hopefully it does.

But when the water cleared, the ladies now all looked angry at Amanda.

Dove Lady: You got us all wet!

Fox Lady: Now our looks are all ruined!

The ladies then charged for the Draconightgers!

Amanda: Oh no! I've only made things worse!

Platia: We better hurry out of here and find another way into the mall!

The Draconightgers hurried away from the front of the mall and to the side to try and get away from the angry mob of soaked ladies. They hid in the corner of the mall as the angry mob ran by and missed them.

Jase: Phew. That was quite a close one.

Amanda: You guys are not blaming me for that, are you?

Harry: No. Of course not, Amanda.

Monty: How would you have known that this would happen?

Amanda: But we still have to hurry into the mall and stop my mom from getting the sample.

Princeton: I didn't see her in the angry mob, so there might still be time.

They saw an employees-only entrance close by.

Platia: How about we enter through here?

Jase: But the sign on the door says "Employees only"!

Platia: What is an employee?

Kathleen: It is somebody who works at the mall. And we do not work at the mall.

Monty: At this point, we have no choice.

Monty went up to the door and tried to open it, but it was locked.

Monty: It is no good! It is locked!

Harry: Hold on! (Strikes his sword into the door, causing it to shake off) There we go!

Monty: Whoa! I had no idea you could do that, Harry.

Harry: I didn't either. I just thought I'd take the chance and try it.

They hurried through the door and made their way to the hall wall where Amanda's mom was the next in line for Lippy Leona's lipstick. She was about to grab the lipstick to try out.

Amanda: (Slow motion) No! (Runs over to her mom in slow motion, and pushes her out of the way, causing her to drop the lipstick)

Lippy Leona: What?

The rest of the Draconightgers ran up to all of the ladies waiting in line behind Amanda's mom.

Princeton: Folks, hurry out of the mall. Trust me, this is all a trap.

Mrs. Iguan: (Gets up along with Amanda) So it looks like my daughter was right when she suspected there was something up about that lady. I will be sure to apologize to her when she gets home from helping out her friend.

Amanda: That's great mo-ma'am! Now hurry!

Mrs. Iguan ran out of the mall along with the rest of the women who didn't get the lipstick. The Draconightgers then turned towards Lippy Leona.

Monty: The jig is up, monster! We know what you are!

Lippy Leona: (Transforms into Lipper Stick) You might have stopped that one lady and all of the ladies behind her from taking my free samples, but once I've dealt with you, I'll just set up shop someplace else. (Gets out her large tube of lipstick and opens it up)

Platia: Careful, guys. I think that if that lipstick is smeared on you, you'll care only about your appearance.

Lipper Stick: You got that right, Shiny! (Aims her tube of lipstick at Platia and then charged towards her)

Platia: Light Shine! (Raises her sword, as it lights up and she swings it at Lipper Stick)

Lipper Stick: (Gets covered in the light) Ha! You think that will bother me? (Manages to smear the lipstick onto Platia, making the light fade away)

Platia: AAAAH!

Monty: Oh no! Platia! (Jumps at Lipper Stick with his sword)

Lipper Stick: (Turns to Monty and smears it on him)

Monty: AAAAH!

Lipper Stick: Ahahaha! (Then charges for Jase next)

Jase: Oh no you don't! (Shields with his sword and manages to break the stick in half)

Lipper Stick: Ah! No!

The effects of the lipstick broke off on Platia, Monty, and all of the ladies who tried Lipper Stick's free samples. The ladies in question were still running, looking for the Draconightgers, but stopped when the effects wore off.

Female Bear: Huh? Uh, any reason we were running?

Female Stork: No idea.

Others: (shrugged)

Female Bear: Why don't we just get back to what we were doing before we started running for...whatever reason we were running.

(Cuts back to the Draconightgers)

Platia: (Looks at her suit) Oh man. Look at all of this lipstick on my suit.

Monty: Me, too.

Amanda: Let me try to wash you off again. (Uses her sword to splash water at Monty and Platia, which does rub it off)

Monty: Ah. Thanks, Amanda.

Amanda: I'm amazed it worked this time.

Lipper Stick: Ergh! (Turns to Jase) You might have broken my spell, but I have other tricks up my sleeve! Or rather, my purse! (Opens her purse and gets out a make-up brush sword and swings it at Jase's face, showing him with some make-up on his helmet)

Kathleen: (giggles)

Princeton: (Smacks Kathleen on the side) It isn't nice to laugh at your brother. Especially with what that monster just did.

Jase: (Looks into a mirror and admires himself) Ooh! What a handsome devil I am!

Kathleen: OK. That is not funny.

Lipper Stick: (Looks towards Kathleen) You bet you won't be laughing when you get a taste of this make-up. I think it will be more hilarious when you have eyeliner. (Gets out an eyeliner laser and fires it towards Kathleen)

Kathleen: Oh dear! (Jumps out of the way and the laser hits a poster with a male lion on it, giving it the eyeliner)

Harry: That is quite freaky!

Lipper Stick: (Fires the laser at Harry)

Harry: Oh my! (Jumps out of the way and the laser hits a donkey statue, making the eyeliner appear on the statue)

Lipper Stick then got out a mascara brush from her purse and looked toward Platia.

Lipper Stick: I don't even need to get close enough to you to use this mascara brush on you, Shiny. (Extends the mascara brush as it gets closer to Platia)

Platia: Oh boy!

Monty: Jumps in front of Platia and grabs the mascara brush) I'm not letting you get Platia again.

Lipper Stick: Fine! I'll just go for you. (Gets out some facial cream and tosses it at Monty, covering him in the face)

Monty: Hey! I can't see!

Lipper Stick: Now for some beauty clay. (Gets some from her purse and tosses it toward Platia, sticking her to the ground)

Platia: (Tries to move her feet) Hey! I cannot move!

Lipper Stick: That is just perfect! (Uses her mascara brush to knock Monty away)

Monty: (Falls down on his side)

Amanda and Harry hurried to his side and helped him up and Amanda cleared Monty's face with her hand)

Monty: Thanks, Amanda.

Amanda: Not a problem, Monty.

Lipper Stick then threw some beauty clay at Amanda's feet.

Amanda: Huh? My feet are stuck!

Then, she did the same to Harry, and then Monty.

Harry: My feet are stuck, too. (Tries to move them)

Monty: (Tries moving his) This clay is like quick-drying cement.

Lipper Stick: Exactly! Now to apply that make-up on all of your! (Uses her mascara brush and attempts to get Platia in the face)

Princeton: On no you don't! (Swings his sword at the cement, only for it to get stuck) Oh, come on!

Then, Platia's face got covered by the mascara brush, making make-up appear on her face.

Princeton: Oh no. (Looks at Jase, then hurries over to him and pulls him away) Come on, Kathleen. We've got to get out of here. (Pulls Jase away)

Kathleen: Princeton, what are you doing?

Princeton: We'll come up with something. We and Jase are the only ones not stuck by the monster's beauty clay. I'll get the make-up rubbed off and then come back for the others.

And with that, Princeton, Kathleen, and Jase had exited the mall.

Monty: I guess that makes sense.

Harry: Do you think Jase and Princeton will find a way to get us out of this clay?

At that moment, the clay around Platia's feet broke into tiny pieces.

Monty: It looks like we won't need to.

Amanda: But the only reason her clay broke was because the make-up effects are coming into effect.

Lipper Stick: And you are next! (Gets her mascara brush and proceeds to get Monty next)

Over at the base, Kathleen and Princeton got Jase into the bathroom. (In this scene, Kathleen and Princeton both have their helmets taken off, but Jase is still in his full suit) Princeton got Jase to sit down on the toilet and handed him a mirror.

Princeton: OK, Jase. Just admire yourself in that mirror. (Turns to Kathleen) Kathleen, get that towel wet and then rub it onto Jase's face)

Kathleen dipped the towel into the water, then used it to rub the make-up off of Jase's face)

Kathleen: There we go.

Jase: Uh, what happened? Uh, why am I in a bathroom?

Princeton: It is a long story. But the point is, the others are at the mercy of that monster.

Kathleen: You saw what happened when those ladies had that makeup applied, right?

Jase: (Removes his helmet) Yeah.

Princeton: The same thing happened with you, and it also happened with Platia.

Kathleen: And soon, Monty, Amanda, and Harry will be affected, too.

Princeton: I think it has already happened to Monty, Amanda, and Harry by now, Kathleen.

Kathleen: Huh. I think you are right. But can three Draconightgers stop this monster?

Princeton: We are going to have to, Kathleen.

Jase: Although, I just thought of something. When Amanda sprayed her water on those women, they just got angry at her. But when you wiped the make-up off of my face, it came off quite easy.

Princeton: I think that what we should do is stop the monster first, then worry about our teammates.

Jase: I think he is right, sis.

Kathleen: Very well. But how are we going to avoid getting that makeup applies to our faces?

Princeton: Well, for starters, I think there is something we can do about that purse of hers.

Jase: Really? What would that be?

Later on, Lippy Leona set up another shop outside of the local grocery store.

Lippy Leona: Hopefully those ladies I gave those free samples to before do not tell anybody about what this makeup can do. Especially not that iguana lady that Draconight Blue pushed out of the way.

Mrs. Iguan's Voice: Oh I won't tell anybody, would I?

Lippy Leona: (Turns to see Mrs. Iguan standing right next to her with an angry mob)

Mrs. Iguan: You didn't think I wouldn't tell all my friends about what your make-up does, did you?

Lippy Leona: UGH! You again!

Mrs. Iguan: And my daughter was right to suspect there was something up with your free samples.

While Mrs. Iguan and the others had Lippy Leona distracted, Jase, Kathleen, and Princeton (All with their full suits again) snuck up behind Lippy Leona.

Princeton: OK, Kathleen, do you think that you can use your sword to grab that purse?

Kathleen: What? What about you, Princeton?

Princeton: My sword got stuck in the clay that Platia's feet were stuck in. So I don't have it here.

Kathleen: What about Jase?

Jase: Kathleen!

Kathleen: Alright! Fine! (Gets her sword out and moves it towards Lippy Leona's purse) Almost there. (Her sword grabs it) I got it!

Lippy Leona: Well, it doesn't matter. I already got five Draconightgers under my spell, and soon I'll have the last two!

Kathleen: Think again!

Kathleen, Jase, and Princeton then got out from behind her with Kathleen holding the purse in her hand.

Lippy Leona: My purse! Give that back!

Kathleen: No way! There is only one place this purse is going! (Tosses it into the air, then swings her sword at it, which destroys it)

Lippy Leona: NOOOO!

(Cuts to Monty, Amanda, Harry, and Platia at the mall admiring themselves in multiple mirrors when the spell broke off)

Monty: Huh? What happened?

Amanda: I think the spell has been broken.

Platia: (Sees Princeton's sword on the ground and picks it up) It looks like Princeton will want this. (Gets out her communication scale) Princeton, are you doing alright?

(Cuts to Princeton, Jase, and Kathleen)

Princeton: We're just fine. We've got the monster under control.

Platia's Voice: We're on our way.

Just then, Tinker Tonker showed up with the enlarging ray.

Tinker Tonker: Under control, you say? Well, I say not! (Blasts Lippy Leona with the ray, which enlarges her and changes back into Lipper Stick)

Lipper Stick: You'll pay for wrecking my beauty business!

Jase: We'll see about that. (Gets out the Stingray Key and the Griffon Key)

Kathleen: (Gets out the Energy Dragon Key)

Princeton: (Runs to the crowd of people) Do not worry, folks. Just get somewhere safe while we handle this monster.

And the crowd of people hurried away as StingrayOh (Griffon Energy Formation was formed)

Lipper Stick: Maybe the lipstick on my head can make your giant robot care more about itself than fighting. (Faces the top of her head towards StingrayOh)

(Cuts to StingrayOh's cockpit)

Jase: Griffon Freeze Attack!

StingrayOh: (Uses the Griffon arm to freeze the top of Lipper Stick's head, freezing it)

Lipper Stick: BRRR! My head!

(Cuts to StingrayOh's cockpit)

Kathleen: Energy Strike!

StingrayOh: (Swings the Energy Dragon arm at Lipper Stick's head)

Lipper Stick: (Gets struck by the energy) GAH!

Just then, Monty, Amanda, Harry, and Platia arrived to see Princeton.

Platia: Hey, Princeton. Here's your sword. (Hands him the sword)

Princeton: Thanks, Platia. (Takes his sword)

They all looked up to see Lipper Stick and StingrayOh fighting.

Monty: Let's get DraconightOh formed and help to finish the job.

They got their keys out to summon their Draconight Dragons and soon DraconightOh (Water Earth Formation), LightningOh, and the Light Dragon were ready.

(Cuts to the top of the Light Dragon's head)

Platia: Light Dragon shine!

Light Dragon: (Shines light at Lipper Stick)

Lipper Stick: (Gets hit by the blast) GAAAH! Now light is hurting me?

(Cuts to DraconightOh's cockpit)

Monty: This will hurt even more. Draconight Sword!

DraconightOh: (A hand appeared at the tip end of the Water Dragon's tail and the sword appeared)

Monty+Amanda+Harry: Draconight Sword Strike!

DraconightOh: (Swings the sword at Lipper Stick)

(Cuts to LightningOh's cockpit)

Princeton: Lightning Sword Strike!

LightningOh: (Raises the Lightning Dragon tail sword into the air, it surrounds with lightning, then slashes at Lipper Stick)

Lipper Stick: (Gets hit by the strikes) GAH! This beauty salon has been crushed! (Falls and blows up)

(Cuts to DraconightOh's cockpit)

Monty: What a make-up mess that was.

Harry: Yeah.

Amanda: Now I should go and meet back up with my mom. She agreed to take me to a new restaurant at the mall.

(Cuts to LightningOh's cockpit)

Princeton: I just saw her run to safety as soon as the monster had grown giant.

(Cuts to DraconightOh's cockpit)

Amanda: Thanks for that.

In Rusairus's castle, the villains had just seen Lipper Stick's defeat.

Turantrax: What a shame that Lipper Stick has been beaten. I quite liked everyone caring only for their looks.

Rusairus: Oh well. It was too disgusting for my taste anyway. I'm just going to go back to trying to decipher the ancient scroll. (Walks off)

Tinker Tonker: OK! Note to self. No more beauty monsters.

Jaroblin: Not even if Mistress Rusairus asks for another one?

Tinker Tonker: I don't think she will ask for another one, Jaroblin.

Jaroblin: That is a good point. I wouldn't want to ask you for another beauty monster if I was in charge.

After Amanda demorphed, she found her mom.

Mrs. Iguan: Ah. Amanda. Did you finish helping your friend?

Amanda: Oh yes I have, Mom.

Mrs. Iguan: It is a shame that you had to leave when you had. I went up to this stand where some dog lady was giving out some free samples of lipstick, but Draconight Blue pushed me out of the way before I could use some. So it looks like you were right about that stand being suspicious.

Amanda: Oh really? Who would have guessed?

Mrs. Iguan: Also, for some reason, I kind of felt like under that suit, Draconight Blue is somebody I know.

Amanda: Do you think that she is somebody I know, too?

Mrs. Iguan: Hmmm. Maybe.

Amanda: So are we still good for that restaurant?

Mrs. Iguan: Oh! The restaurant! I totally forgot about that! (Slaps her head)

Amanda: Mom! But we can still go, right?

Mrs. Iguan: Sure we can!

Amanda: (smiled)

So Amanda and her mom went back to the mall and went to the restaurant that Amanda wanted to go to. When they were all done, they finished shopping.

To be continued...