Unfortunate Wank

Style
 Participants
Pritchard
Pancho
Dan Joyce (loser/victim)
 First Appearance
 Last Appearance

"*You remember Family Fortunes? This is called Unfortunate Wank!* "
— Pancho introducing the name of the last round in Bangkok Roulette

"*It is fucked up, it's you! You're in there!*"
— Dan, having lost the game and not at all ready to down Pancho's man fat.

**Unfortunate Wank** is the name of a game/last round in the Bangkok Roulette game. Dan, not pleased that Dainton was reacting normally to eating the bugs while the others hadn't suggested using something else instead of the bugs, a decision he would soon be regretting a lot.

## Upping the ante

Seeing Dainton not gagging or puking like the others had while trying to down the bugs annoyed Dan a bit, so he suggested using something else instead of the bugs, this is where Pancho reveals, for whatever unholy reason, he had brought along his jar of man fat from the Liposuction and suggests using that instead, everyone else laughing rather nervously at this prospect. Pancho names this last round of Bangkok Roulette as, quite fittingly, Unfortunate Wank, Dan changes the rules so that whoever Ning wanks off is the one that has to down the fat, making everyone react increasingly more worried than they were beforehand. Ning got back under the table and Pancho started the game off again, however as soon as it started Dan reacted to Ning wanking him off, being both incredibly unhappy that he would have to down the fat but also pleasured from the handjob, the rest of the boys cheered loudly, happy that they weren't doing it.

## It's a very rare steak

Naturally even though the other three weren't about to eat the fat Pritchard and Dainton were a bit unnerved just from the thought of it, Pritchard pointing out what was in the jar wasn't food but 'proper fucking Panch fat'. While Pancho was trying to show them the blood from the fat Dan was of course not looking forward to it, and reasonably pointed out that what he was going to do was pretty much cannibalism. Deciding to try and separate the blood from the fat Dan poured some of it into a bowl, immediately the other three began to react in disgust seeing the fat be poured out, then a glass was dipped in to both have a glass full of Panch fat and to try to separate as much blood as they could. Dainton warned whoever was watching in the cinema, if they were that is, to grab a sick-bag ready. After trying to fool himself (badly) into thinking he was about to eat a very rare steak, and having separated as much blood from the fat as he could Dan finally knuckled down and quickly downed the fat.

## Aftermath

"*I'VE JUST EATEN A FUCKING MAN FOR FUCK'S SAKE!*"
— Dan after keeping Pancho's fat down.
Suffice to say all three of the Sanchez crew reacted in horror, but Dan was the worst, having puked out the fat and then started puking violently in a nearby bush. However, instead of giving up he decided to be brave/a good sport and try again, making sure to keep the fat down this time. After once again trying to fool himself, this time that he was about to drink smooth water he slowly drank the fat, much to the shock of everyone else, except for Pancho who was not only not shocked watching him, but he was also watching with some odd glee in his eyes and a small grin on his face, both Pritchard and Dainton noticing and commenting on this in the commentary and jokingly suggested Pancho was thinking 'Do I taste nice Dan?' This time Dan managed to keep the fat down and everyone cheered for him, however he started to gag a bit and shouted that he had just eaten a man. A second later he is shown behind Dainton puking into a bucket.

For the film's commentary both Pritchard and Dainton revealed similar events that had happened in the cinemas they were in when this scene was shown; For Pritchard when the scene of Dan swallowing the fat came on a woman actually ran down the isles, obviously about to be sick, while for Dainton when his father in law, Amy's father saw the scene he actually puked into his sweetbag with no time to go to the toilets to throw up, while they both only recounted two people's reaction to the scene it's possible this was the reaction most people had upon first watching Dan swallow Pancho's man fat.

Before Dan swallowed the fat the first time around Dainton had declared this to be 'the sickest, most fucked up stunt we have ever done' and it can be agreed that not only is he right but it's the most extreme thing Dan has ever done with Dirty Sanchez.

"*Welcome to Dirty Sanchez. I've just eaten a man.* "
— Dan, looking very pale and sick after puking for a second time from swallowing the fat.

Frozen poo

Voodoo trance