The Car A TLH X TAWOG Parody.

***A FANFICTION WITH THE LOUD HOUSE CHARACTERS BASED OF TAWOG EPISODE "THE CAR"***

*[It's a great day at the Franklin Avenue 1216. in The Loud House the most chaotic and loudest family in the neighborhood. Rita Loud is sleeping in her bed. Suddenly, an eerie shadow comes, and it turns out to be the polar opposite twins Lola Loud and Lana Loud. Rita is shocked when she sees them]*

**Lola Loud:** *[Holds up poster]* It's Blarney the Dinosaur on Ice Day!

**Lana Loud:** And you promised to take us, and we're late!

**Rita Loud:** Oh, girls, I'm sorry. Mommy worked really late last night.

*[Lana Loud holds a tape recorder and plays it]*

**Rita Loud:** *[On recording]* What sort of a horrible mother wouldn't take their daughters to their favorite show?

**Rita Loud:** But, girls, I know what I said, but--

*[the twin tomboy replays the part that says "horrible mother" on repeat]*

**Rita Loud:** *[Sighs]* Okay.

*[The living room. Lynn Loud Sr opens up a box]*

**Lynn Loud Sr:** "ElectroFat. Gets you fit while you watch TV." *[Puts the ElectroFat electrodes on his body]* So the last electrode goes... Where? Oh, there!

*[Rita and the seven year old twins go down the stairs, with the toddlers dragging Rita while jumping and singing]*

**Lola Loud and Lana Loud:** Blarney the Dinosaur, Blarney!

**Lynn Loud Sr:** Oh, hi, Honey!

**Rita Loud:** *[Yawns]* Hi. Keep an eye on the kids. Lori is always charged but she moved at the Fairway University, Everyday in this house is always a mess.

*[Flashback to the house where the Loud Siblings are causing the same "antics" chaos and ruckus. Rita Loud sighs at this. Flashback ends]*

**Lynn Loud Sr:** Relax, honey. I'm here. What could go wrong?

*[Flashback to the house to another same situation but in a "Sister Fight Protocol" with Lori and Leni fighting over a dress again (Lori is visiting the family) The Loud Parents are hiding in their room with Lily, the only boy tried to reason this but only worsened the mayhem again. the only boy had no choice to stay at Clyde's house until this mess was resolved. Flashback ends]*

**Rita Loud:** *[Nervously]* Yeah... What could go wrong?

**Lola Loud and Lana Loud:** *[Frustrated]* Blarney the Dinosaur,

*[Rita Loud is pulled out of the house by the twins]*

**Lynn Loud Sr:** Now come on, ElectroFat. Make me beautiful! *[Turns on the switch and he screams]*

*[The backyard. Lincoln Loud and Clyde McBride are playing Dodge or Dare. the patriach screaming is heard]*

**Clyde McBride:** What was that?

**Lincoln Loud:** Doesn't matter. It's time to play...

**Clyde McBride and Lincoln Loud:** Dodge or Dare! Roll the dice, take a card! *[Takes out a card]*

**Clyde McBride:** Dare! You have to throw the ball onto the moon using only objects from the trash!

**Lincoln Loud:** *[Stretches his arms]* Ha! Just watch and learn. *[Quickly builds a Rube-Goldberg machine]* Yes! *[Blows out a marble]*

*[The marble moves through the machine and eventually makes a bowling ball fly to the twelve old boy's direction]*

**Lincoln Loud:** Aaaahh! *[Covers his face with his hands as the ball is about to hit his face]*

*[The ball's movement is suddenly paused]*

**Clyde McBride:** Hey, the card says "No hands".

*[Lincoln sighs and hardens his face to receive the ball. The ball suddenly moves again and bounces back from his face]*

*[Cut to the Grouse's backyard. Bud Grouse and his wife are seated on lawn lounge chairs]*

**Bud Grouse:** I told you, It's not a mid-life crisis. It's just a new car.

*[The ball suddenly hits Bud Grouse wife's wig, causing it to fall off]*

**Lincoln Loud:** Huh, it landed on the Mr. Grouse's yard!

*[the two boys scream in excitement and take a peek at the Grouse's backyard. Bud Grouse is seen laughing at his wife]*

**Lincoln Loud:** Mr. Grouse, he's such a funny guy!

*[Bud Grouse's wife puts her wig back on, glares at his husband and he stops laughing. They hear the doorbell ringing]*

*[Cut to the front door. It opens and Lincoln and Clyde are happily talking simultaneously]*

**Bud Grouse:** *[Interrupting]* Your ball fell into my garden, causing my wife's hair... To fall off! Therefore, and you know my yard my property. and as a punishment, I'll teach you a new game called... Emm...

*[his wife whispers something]*

**Bud Grouse:** Learning the consequences of your actions!

**Lincoln Loud:** A game Mr. Grouse invented for us?

**Lincoln Loud** **and Clyde Mcbride:** Yay!

*[Cut to the Grouse's yard]*

**Bud Grouse:** You can start by cleaning the garden.

**Lincoln Loud** **and Clyde Mcbride:** Yes!

**Bud Grouse:** But wait! *[Kicks the tree to make all of the leaves fall down]* There you go. You wouldn't want it to be easy, would ya? *[Laughs as he and his wife go back into the house]*

**Lincoln Loud** **and Clyde Mcbride:** Woo-hoo! *[They jump in the pile of leaves]*

*[A few hours later]*

**Bud Grouse:** We'll see if they're still smiling after this. *[Laughs with his wife]*

*[The doorbell rings and the grouchy elderlys immediately go to open it. They then stare dumbfounded at what they're seeing]*

**Lincoln Loud:** Excuse me. *[Takes a leaf from Bud's head]* There. *[Puts the leaf into a group of other leaves]* We're done! This is green, greeny-orange, orangey-green, terracotta, Egyptian sunrise, sunset yellow, and *this*... *[Shows them a leaf that has Bud's face]* ...is the Mr. Grouse head-shaped leaf.

**Lincoln Loud** **and Clyde Mcbride:** *[Amazed]* Oooooooh! Can we keep it?

**Bud Grouse:** No. *[Checks grass]* You slackers forgot to cut the grass!

**Clyde Mcbride:** *[Punches his own head]* What were we thinking?!

**Lincoln Loud:** We'll get it right on it. *[Cheers with hands up]*

**Clyde Mcbride:** But, wait! *[Hands out his nail clippers]* You got to use nail clippers.

**Lincoln Loud** **and Clyde Mcbride:** Yay! Thank you, Mr. Grouse! *[Both run in excitement back in the yard]*

**Bud Grouse:** I think they're missing the point.

*[Bud and his wife face to the door to go back inside]*

**Lincoln Loud** **and Clyde Mcbride:** *[Off-screen]* Done!

**Bud Grouse:** What the...?!

*[The yard is shown to be very tidy and sparkly]*

*[Girl Jordan appears riding in a bike]*

**Girl Jordan:** Oh! nice yard, hi Linky!

**Lincoln Loud:** Hi, Girl Jordan!

*[Girl Jordan rides away]*

**Bud Grouse:** All right, goons. *[Carries a paint can and a brush]* Come here and, paint this fence blue.

**Lincoln Loud** **and Clyde Mcbride:** Yay! *[Run in excitement to back in the yard]*

**Bud Grouse:** That'll teach them to mess with Bud Grouse.

**Lincoln Loud** **and Clyde Mcbride:** Done!

**Bud Grouse:** Hmph! Now Make it green!

**Lincoln Loud** **and Clyde Mcbride:** Done!

**Bud Grouse:** *[Off-screen]* Orange with purple stripes!

**Lincoln Loud** **and Clyde Mcbride:** Done!

**Bud Grouse:** *[Off-screen]* Yellow with black dots!

**Lincoln Loud** **and Clyde Mcbride:** Done!

**Bud Grouse:** *[Off-screen]* Pink!

**Lincoln Loud** **and Clyde Mcbride:** Done!

**Bud Grouse:** *[Off-screen]* Red!

**Lincoln Loud** **and Clyde Mcbride:** Done!

**Bud Grouse:** *[Off-screen]* Blue!

**Lincoln Loud** **and Clyde Mcbride:** Done!

**Bud Grouse:** *[Off-screen]* Black!

**Lincoln Loud** **and Clyde Mcbride:** Done!

**Bud Grouse:** *[Off-screen]* Yellow!

**Lincoln Loud** **and Clyde Mcbride:** Done!

**Bud Grouse: *AAAAARRRGH!!!!***

**Clyde Mcbride:** Mr. Grouse, since you love painting so much, I made this bird especially for you. *[Shows his drawing and gives it to Mr. Grouse]*

**Bud Grouse:** *[Receives Clyde's painting, confused]* Uh, thanks?

*[His wife whispers to him]*

**Bud Grouse:** Oh, yeah! *[Throws away Clyde's painting]* Follow me!

*[Cut to the Grouse's living room]*

**Bud Grouse:** Now, there is a stain on this rug.

**Lincoln Loud:** Where?

**Bud Grouse:** *[Throws juice in a glass onto the rug]* There!

*[the Grouses laugh as if they have done something evil, but stops after looking at the rug, confused]*

**Bud Grouse:** Huh?!

*[The rug is still clean as the juice stain never landed onto it]*

**Bud Grouse:** I mean, there! *[Throws more juice onto the rug]*

*[The rug stays clean]*

**Bud Grouse:** What?! *[Holds a glass of juice, confused]* Huh?!

**Lincoln Loud** **and Clyde Mcbride:** More ice, sir? *[Carries a bucket of ice cubes]*

**Bud Grouse: AAAAARGH!!!** **GIMME THAT!!** *[Grabs the jug from his wife and angrily throws its juice onto the rug]* **AAAAAARGH!! UGH!!**

*[In a slow-motion scene, Lincoln quickly drinks the juice, keeping the rug clean. Clyde then cleans his mouth with a napkin]*

**Bud Grouse:** Huh?! *[Looks at the jug in confusion]* What?! *[Looks at the glass in confusion]* Okay, now you're scaring me.

*[Cut to in front of the Grouse's house. Bud sends the two boys out of the house and slams the door]*

**Lincoln Loud:** I'm sure Mr. Grouse needs more help.

**Bud Grouse:** *[Camera zooms to the mail chute]* GO AWAY!

**Lincoln Loud:** He hides it well, but, I can feel he needs us.

**Bud Grouse:** *[From left lower window]* GO AWAY!! *[From right upper window]* GO AWAY!! *[From left upper window]* *JUST GO AWAY!!!!*

**Lincoln Loud:** Now, *that* is a cry for help. *[Points above him]*

*[Back to the Grouse's living room]*

**Bud Grouse:** *[Reads newspaper]* Those little parasites, they just won't-- *[Someone clips his nails]*

**Lincoln Loud:** *[Stops clipping Grouse's toenails]* Oh! Hi, Mr. Grouse.

**Bud Grouse:** What the?! *[Angrily]* *Don't touch me!*

*[Cut to outside, the elderly kicks the boys out then quickly cut back to the Grouse's living room]*

**Bud Grouse:** *[Annoyed]* Unbelievable. Huh?!

*[Lincoln starts poking Bud Grouse's face with a fork with a lump of food on it as he tries to feed him, then camera zooms out to reveal Lincoln and Clyde with a plate of food]*

**Lincoln Loud:** Come on, eat up, Mr. Grouse.

**Bud Grouse:** *[Angrily] GRRRRRR!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!*

*[Cut to outside, where the two boys are kicked out again then quickly cut to the Grouse's bathroom]*

**Bud Grouse:** *[Annoyed]* Darn those kids. Can a guy get some privacy in his own house? *[Tries to get some toilet paper, but realizes it has ran out]* Blasted, out of paper.

*[Suddenly, Lincoln's hand appears, holding a pink toilet paper roll as he wants to give it to Bud]* *[Angrily]*

**Bud Grouse: *GET OUT OF HERE!!!*** *[Throws the toilet paper. The toilet paper hits Clyde's head]*

*[Brief pause]*

**Bud Grouse:** Oh, wait! Could you throw that back please?

*[Cut to the Grouse's bedroom, with Bud lying down in his bed]*

**Bud Grouse:** *[Groans]* I need to lay down.

*[Lincoln and Clyde suddenly rise near the bed]*

**Lincoln Loud** **and Clyde Mcbride:** It's bed time, Mr. Grouse! *[they put on a baby bonnet on his head]*

*[Bud Grouse fumes his anger, heating his head]*

**Clyde Mcbride:** Oh... *[Puts his hands to Mr. Grouse skin to indicate if he has a fever]* I think he has a temperature.

**Lincoln Loud:** Come on, Mr. Grouse. *[Hands a thermometer to Bud]* Say "Aah!".

**Bud Grouse:** ***AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!***

*[The house literally shakes]*

*[Cut to the Grouse's living room]*

**Bud Grouse:** *[Groans]* Listen, kids, why are you trying so hard to help me?

**Lincoln Loud** **and Clyde Mcbride:** *[With sparkling eyes]* Because we love you, Mr. Grouse.

**Bud Grouse:** But, there's nothing left for you to do!

**Lincoln Loud** **and Clyde Mcbride:** We could clean your new car.

**Bud Grouse:** Uh, no way! My car is brand new and very expensive!

**Lincoln Loud** **and Clyde Mcbride:** Then we could clean Mrs. Grouse's car.

*[Mrs. Grouse appears behind her husband, indicating she doesn't want to be cleaned by them]*

**Bud Grouse:** All right, clean the car.

**Lincoln Loud and Clyde Mcbride:** Yaaay! *[Run in excitement to the door to start their task]*

**Bud Grouse:** Bu-bu-bu-bu-but, please be careful with it!

*[The albino and the african american glassed boy are outside the Grouse's house, starting to clean the car]*

**Lincoln Loud:** So, where do we start?

**Clyde Mcbride:** I don't know. I never cleaned a car before.

**Lincoln Loud:** It doesn't matter. *[Squeezes Clyde's cheeks]* Let's make Mr. Grouse proud.

**Clyde Mcbride:** Okay.

*[Lincoln starts to gently touch the car with a sponge]*

**Clyde Mcbride:** Easy. Mr. Grouse said it's very expensive.

**Lincoln Loud:** I know. I'll just...

*[The sponge touches the car by a centimeter. The car collapses]*

**Lincoln Loud:** At least things can't get any worse.

*[The car's wreckage bursts into flames, the two boys scream]*

*[Cut to the backyard with the Grouse couples sitting, and the smoke coming from the car is seen behind]*

**Bud Grouse:** You know, I was thinking, maybe those kids aren't so bad after all.

*[Cut back to the trouble scene]*

**Lincoln Loud:** *[Panicked]* What are we gonna do?!

**Clyde Mcbride:** I don't know. I never burned a car before.

**Lincoln Loud:** This is terrible!

**Clyde Mcbride:** We failed him!

**Lincoln Loud:** Ohh, the shame!

**Clyde Mcbride:** Can't ever show our faces again! *[Squeezes his cheeks in panic]*

**Lincoln Loud:** We need to hide away forever!

**Clyde McBride:** We have do to?

**Lincoln Loud:** It's the only choice.

*[Clyde cries]*

*[Cut to the Louds' attic]*

**Lincoln Loud:** Ooh, dark.

**Clyde McBride:** *[Cleans half of the dust]* Filthy.

**Lincoln Loud:** Horrible.

**Lincoln Loud and Clyde Mcbride:** Perfect.

*[the two elderly couple walk to the front yard and see their car is destroyed]*

**Bud Grouse:** *[Shocked]* My, my, my, my, my car! My beautiful new car! *[Gets down on his knees in despair]* Who... did... this?!

*[His wife whispers]*

**Bud Grouse:** Those kids?! Now the louds cause chaos, they ruin my plants, they wake me up my naps with that explosions and noisy rock music, and they destroy my new car?! This is the last straw AND I'M GONNA GET THEM FOR THIS!!

*[Cut to inside the attic with the two boys scared]*

**Bud Grouse:** *[From outside]* COME OUT!! I'M CALLING THE SHERIFF!!

**Lincoln Loud:** *[Whispering]* Oh, no. They know we wrecked the car.

**Voice:** It seems you guys got in a big trouble.

*[Lincoln and Clyde scream as they see the nine year old goth Lucy Loud behind them. Their scream causes the screen to shake]*

**Lincoln Loud:** Lucy?

**Lucy Loud:** You two guys wrecked Mr. Grouse's new car trying to wash it with a sponge right?

**Lincoln Loud:** But it was an accident, and we didn't mean to!

**Lucy Loud:** You guys were playing Dodge or Dare one of the dares was to throw the ball onto the moon using only objects from the trash, getting hit in the face with a ball but the ball hits Mrs. Grouse tug causing her tug to fall then Bud Grouse invented a game called Learning the consequences of your actions like cleaning the leaves, cut the grass with a nail clipper, painting the fence with different paint colors, then cleaning the rug after Mr. Grouse spills juice but you two were fast drinking it until Mr. Grouse had enough and he ends pushing you two of his house yelling GO AWAY!! but you two guys keeps annoy him by "helping him" like clipping his toenails, feeding him, giving him toilet paper and tugging him in the bed like a baby, and there's nothing more tasks to do until you two decided to wash his new car by softly touching the car by a sponge until the car collapses and bursts into flames. and you two went in a state of panic and decided to hide in the attic forever*.*

**Lincoln Loud:** *[suspicious]* Wait a minute, who do you know all that?

**Lucy Loud:** I saw everything.

*[Flashback]*

*[the scene shows everything what Lucy says during the events with the two boys until they destroyed the car and went in a state of panic]*

**Lincoln Loud:** *[Panicked]* What are we gonna do?!

**Clyde Mcbride:** I don't know. I never burned a car before.

**Lincoln Loud:** This is terrible!

**Clyde Mcbride:** We failed him!

**Lincoln Loud:** Ohh, the shame!

**Clyde Mcbride:** Can't ever show our faces again! *[Squeezes his cheeks in panic]*

**Lincoln Loud:** We need to hide away forever!

**Clyde McBride:** We have do to?

**Lincoln Loud:** It's the only choice.

*[Clyde cries]*

*[the camera pans to the left showing Lucy Loud sitting in a chair witnessing everything with a bag of popcorn]*

**Lucy Loud:** *[smiles sofly]* "Sigh" never gets old. *[eats some popcorn]*

*[Flashback ends]*

**Lucy Loud:** It was bored, there's nothing to do so i dicided two watch you two guys all day to entertain myself.

**Lincoln Loud:** I feel guilty! We destroyed Mr. Grouse's new car and is he calling the cops!

**Clyde McBride:** I know, and my fathers will be mad at me! And i don't wanna go jail! because we wreck his new car!

*[two silhouettes appears behind them, and it turns out to be Lynn Loud Sr and the ditzy 17 year old Leni Loud]*

**Lynn Loud Sr:** What do you mean you wrecked the car?

*[the two boys but Lucy scream shaking the screen again as they see the patriach and the ditzy blonde teen behind them.]*

**Lincoln Loud:** Dad? Leni?

**Leni Loud:** Hi.

*[Cut to Vanzilla, with the two twins and Rita, coming home from Blarney the Dinosaur on Ice. the two twins is holding a giant Daisy plushie]*

**Lola Loud and Lana Loud:** *[Singing]* *Blarney! Blarney the Dinosaur!*

**Lola Loud:** Uh Mom, why the Grouses talking to the Sheriff on the lawn?

**Rita Loud:** I don't know, sweetie.

*[Rita pushes the two twins downwards as she ducks out of sight]*

**Rita Loud:** *[Whispering]* I think we'll just go around the back.

*[Cut to the front of the Grouse's house, with Bud Grouse his wife, and a police officer]*

**Bud Grouse:** I'm telling you, Sheriff! It was those kids next door as sure as I...

*[Bud is interrupted by a car passing by, with a view of a Blarney doll in the driver seat]*

**Bud Grouse:** What?

*[Cut back to the attic]*

**Lincoln Loud:** *[Sadly]* We just touched it with a sponge and it fell apart! So we decided to hide here forever.

**Leni Loud:** *[Sniffs]* Such a sad story! *[Her eyes sparkles as he feels sad]*

**Lynn Loud Sr:** *[Sighs]* Son i have to confession to say But it's not true!

**Lincoln Loud** **and Clyde McBride:** Uh?

**Lynn Loud Sr:** Well you see, it was 9 o'clock this morning, and...

**Leni Loud:** Wait! Let me do that, i always wanted to. *[Imitates a sound effect as she starts a flashback]*

**Lynn Loud Sr:** ...come on ElectroFat. Make me beautiful!

*[He turns on the switch and screams in pain, spazzing out while moving his arms like a robot. Leni comes downstairs]*

**Leni Loud:** Hi dad what are you doing?

*[cut to the patriarch who is still spazzing out]*

**Leni Loud:** Wow are you doing the robot dance? i want to do too!

**Lynn Loud Sr:** Leni help me taking this device away from me!

**Leni Loud:** Oh, I thought you were dancing.

**Lynn Loud Sr:** No, i'm getting shocked in this thing!

**Leni Loud:** OMG! I save you dad!

*[the two try to pull the device on his chest until they manage to take off the ElectroFat electrodes]*

**Leni Loud:** Get away You... thing of... beauty!

*[She throws ElectroFat gets thrown out of the window and hits the Grouse' car. the two Louds then walks out of the house and approaches the car]*

**Leni Loud:** Uh Oh!

**Lynn Loud Sr:** Oh, Mr. Grouse's new car.

*[Camera zooms in to show a dink in the car]*

**Leni Loud:** Oh, okay. It's just a dink. I'll bang it out. *[Pulls out a hammer and bangs the car, only to cause another large dink]*

**Lynn Loud Sr:** Leni!

**Leni Loud:** Uh... I... Ah... Maybe i'll bang it out again and will be fix it*. [she bangs the car again creating another dink, the patriarch facepalms]* Hmmm... This may take a while.

*[Sometime later]*

**Leni Loud:** There...

*[Camera zooms out to the car]*

**Leni Loud:** Finished!

**Lynn Loud Sr:** Uh Leni, are you sure you've fixed it?

**Leni Loud:** Of course, Besides there's no way the car...

*[The car breaks down immediately]*

**Lynn Loud Sr and Leni Loud:** AAAAAHHHHHH!!!

**Lynn Loud Sr:** Uh better let me repair this car Leni.

*[He tries to fix the car in a quick movement, then exhales as he finishes, and the two Louds run away in horror. Flashback ends]*

**Lynn Loud Sr:** *[Leni Makes the sound effect noises again]* So you see, it was our fault, not yours.

**Lincoln Loud:** What should we do now?

**Leni Loud:** Well, I think the most responsible thing to do is to hide here forever. *[Whispering]* And never let mom find out what happened.

*[the twins and Rita suddenly appear behind them and another figures behind them and it's turn to be the rest of the Loud Family The Loud Sisters Lori Loud 18 Who is visiting the family, Luna Loud 16, Luan Loud 15, Lynn Loud Jr 14, Lisa Loud 5 and 1 old year Lily Loud who is in Luna arms]*

**Rita Loud:** *[Whispering]* I already know.

*[Lincoln, Clyde Lynn Sr and Leni but Lucy scream as they see Rita with the twins and the rest of the girls. Their scream causes the screen to shake like before]*

**Lynn Loud Sr:** Honey?

**Rita Loud:** But it's not quite what you think. It was 9 o'clock this morning—

**Leni Loud:** *[Interrupts her mom]* Wait! Can I do this? *[Imitates a sound effect again to start another flashback]*

*[Flashback to earlier morning]*

**Lola Loud and Lana Loud:** Blarney the Dinosaur!

**Lola Loud:** Put the tape on, Mom!

**Rita Loud:** Yes, honey. *[Ducks to find the tape]* Where is it? *[Finds the tape]* Here!

**Lola Loud and Lana Loud:** Yeah! *[Cheers]*

*[Suddenly, Vanzilla hits the Grouse's car, destroying its headlights and shocking them]*

**Rita Loud:** *[Voice-over]* They parked right in front of our lawn. I just didn't see it. I was about to tell Mr. Grouse, but—

*[Cut to Lana playing the recorder and replaying the part that says "horrible mother". Rita sighs, and decides to go anyway]*

*[They leave in Vanzilla. Flashback ends]*

**Rita Loud:** *[Voice-over]* So, we went to see the show.

**Lola Loud:** And it was great!

**Lana Loud:** And fantastic!