Master Chief gets Robbed at his Sleepover

## Overview

"Master Chief gets Robbed at his Sleepover " is the 12th episode of the Hippo Saga.

Master Chief wakes up to find out that he and his roommates had their home ransacked. He decides to call the police in hopes they can find who took their stuff, but that ends up being a big mistake.

## Original Video Description:

Master chief and astolfo were having a sleepover with the boys; like the homies do. When, they found out that their condo was robbed, and where was their condo? It was in a Society of course.

#astolfo #halo #anime

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## Characters:

#### Main characters:

* Hippo
* Master Chief
* Astolfo
* Anime Guy

#### Other characters:

* Anime Police Girl
* Walter White

## Transcript

Master Chief: Dude, I think we were robbed.

Astolfo: But Master, the house always looks like the dirty house in a Febreze commercial!

Master Chief: Come on. I just cleaned this place in like, uh… what month is it again?

Astolfo: Brah, there’s *pizza* in your night dresser.

Master Chief: I might have missed a spot… or…two.

Astolfo: Master, just… Come back to bed-er-futon! That’s an order, Soldier!

Master Chief: Sir, permission to leave the Futon.

Astolfo: No. It’s a direct order.

Master Chief: Fine. I’ll just go awol again. You’re lucky I don’t make you sleep on the floor. Ah! Christ! What are you doing on the floor!? Oh, yeah, never mind. So… how are you?

Anime Guy: My materialistic possessions were the only thing that tied me to this world…

Master Chief: Wait, so we *were* robbed. How’d they get in?

Hippo: Bruh! They must have came through the back door, bruh.

Astolfo: Someone came in my back door last night too! [**Giggles**]

Anime Guy: There must be a crime spree going on.

Master Chief: Um, yeah, exactly. I’ll call the police.

Hippo: Bruh! The cops? What will the real homies in the streets say, bruh?

Master Chief: I don’t have any real homies in the streets. And neither do you!

Hippo: Yeah bruh, cause you out here snitchin’!

Master Chef: Fine. What do you wanna do?

Hippo: Bruh! Vigilante Justice! We get out there and start *BLASTIN’-*

Astolfo: They took all your guns.

Hippo: BRUH… That’s like… That’s like, cheating, bruh! You can’t do me like this! Not fair!

Master Chief: I’m calling. Lemme see your phone.

Astolfo: Oh yeah yeah! Sure thing. But promise to give it back though. There’s an event today.

Master Chief: You play mobile games?

Astolfo: Yeah. I prefer to get robbed through… improbable statistics! Here you go!

Master Chief: Hello? Police?

Anime Police Girl: Hello! Police! What do you want?

Master Chief: I was robbed.

Anime Police Girl: So what do you want me to do about it? Unrob you? How is that even gonna work, bro?

Master Chief: Dude, I want you to find my stuff.

Anime Police Girl: I see you calln’ from an Iphone 3? Doesn’t look like you have anything worth stealing.

Master Chief: Dude, it’s not my phone.

Anime Police Girl: Oh, so you don’t even have a phone to steal! That’s much better.

Master Chief: Dude, are you gonna find my stuff OR NOT?

Anime Police Girl: What did they get? Your Pizza Box collection?

Master Chief: No. They just got my huge stockpile of *unregistered weapons.*

Anime Police Girl: Sounds like a ‘you’ problem. Can you hurry this up? You wasting my minutes.

Master Chief: Oh? You make fun of my phone, but the whole police station is on that prepaid family plan.

Anime Police Girl: … I’ll come over there!

Master Chief: What?

Anime Police Girl: I’ll come over there and rob you myself! Don’t think I won’t! It will be *easy.* Whatchu gonna do about it? Call the Co-

Astolfo: Sooo… How did it go~?

Master Chief: Yano what? I think that went well.

Anime Police Girl: FREEZE! It’s the police! But also freeze cause, I’m kinda robbing you too.

Hippo: Bruh! The police can’t legally rob you if you say ‘No’ bruh.

Master Chief: Shut up. You know it isn't even my phone.. Here. Just take it.

Anime Police Girl: How are you max level in 'Waifu Clicker' the game™?

Astolfo: Uh... with my mad gamer skills!

Master Chief: Astolfo... did you sell my stuff to buy video game money?

Astolfo: Uh... it does sound like something I would do... But I don't remember.

Hippo: Bruh. 100% of burglaries… are done by people INSIDE the house, bruh.

Anime Police Girl: Ahhhh~ How you rob a house without being in it? I had to drive all the way here!”

Astolfo: Anyway… can I get my phone back?

Anime Police Girl: Hmm~

Master Chief: Don’t you dare give back the phone!

Anime Police Girl: Here you go.

Astolfo: Thanks! I’m sure I can roll a 4 star with a -1 drop rate *if* I spend another 20 bucks!

Master Chief: You don’t understand numbers, do you? You’re never gonna unlock your waifu. So just give me your phone before you bankrupt me.

Anime Guy: Chief, bankruptcy doesn’t stack. You can’t have two of them at once.

Master Chief: I don’t need financial advice from someone who sleeps on *my* floor. Now… hand over the phone!

Astolfo: Master… You promised to give it back! I will use ALL my power to keep you honest!

Master Chief: …

Astolfo: … BRUH…

Anime Police Girl: DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY! Here is your fine!

Master Chief: Dude… Not cool.

Hippo: Bruh… that’s like giving a drowning man a ticket to sea world, bruh!

Anime Police Girl: Well then drown, bi-

Master Chief: I don’t have kind of money…

Astolfo: I know someone with a lot of money!

Master Chief: At this point I don't care… *who?*

Walter White: A large gamer amount of money… enough gamer money… to pay off that ticket. So, will we be doing business?

Hippo: Bruh, are you really gonna turn to a life of crime over a *ticket?*

Master Chief: **YES.**

## Trivia

* The Anime Police banner in Anime Police Girl's office is misspelled as "Anime Poilce"
* This is the third episode in a row where Astolfo transforms into his Bean Plush form.