Parker

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**Main**Appearances

***Parker Jameson Jedrasik*** (born June 3, 1991) is the main protogonist of Plush Shenanigans. He appears in almost every episode of the series. He is the adoptive father of Jeffy, Feebee and Scooter, and the father of Little Parker.

Parker lives in Ferry Pass, Florida with his gang, Aabel, Aiden, Stapy, Clyde and Naily, as they live in a house no further than Logan's house. He can be moody at most times, because people like to drive him up the hill.

## Personality

Parker is one of the smartest and least retarted characters, next to Andreina, Stapy, Aabel, Chef Pee Pee, Penelope and Brooklyn T. Guy. He's the generic guy stuck in a house of morons and weirdos.

Parker is also sometimes a bit of a pushover, letting people like Shrek and Tony the Tiger live with him when they drive him crazy, even though he could kick them out. In "The Big Move!", he admits that he doesn't know why Tony, Shrek, Jeffy, Feebee, Scooter, and Chris the Cucumber live with him, showing that he doesn't really care about them.

Parker has been shown to be depressed, such as in "Date Night," where not only tries to kill himself due to having no one to love, but also constantly asking if the woman was attractive as his main concern, not thanking Two-Legs Joe or Shrek or Chef Pee Pee for getting him a "girl."

Parker is also inspired by Marvin from SML.

## Pyhsical Appearance

The Parker plush in this series is portrayed by the 2004 SAN-EI Tales of Toon Parker plush. Parker is meant to weigh a total of 147.2 pounds and 6'4" inches.

## History

Parker was born in Miami, Florida inside of a hospital until he was adopted by his parents. He wasn't potty trained until he was 4 years old. Ever since his childhood, he has been best friends with Clyde and Stapy, as they took turns passing Naily around like a bouncy ball. Parker always kept a cabal of anthropomorphic toys in his room. When he was only 8 years old, he sold his toys to the poor children around the world.

Since he was 10 years old, he's been in love with Andreina, a 9 year old girl who moved from Colombia with her family to move to Florida. Ever since he was 24 years old, Parker and Andreina have been a couple.

## How He Found the Objects

Around 2 months before he was born, his DNA was trapped into a test tube, alongside a red desktop stapler's DNA, which was removed from a test tube 4 months ago.

When he was 5 years old, he started attending school, which he found Naily as a 3 month old baby nail in a preschool classroom.

## Education

Parker attended school at Y U Dumb? Elementary School since he was in Grade 1. Later on, he didn't attend secondary school, as he was sent to somewhere special instead, and that is also the school where Andreina attended. Parker has seen Chef Pee Pee work at a school cafeteria.

## Quotes

* "Yes, what is it?"
* "Why?"
* "Oh boy, my favorite show, \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_!"
* "Andreina baby, what can I get for you?"
* "Couldn't you guys just drop it and get along?"
* "Holy Toledo, what's that??"
* "ARE YOU F\*\*\*ING HIGH?????"
* "You are dispectful!"
* "Now what in the name of cheeseballs did I do wrong?"
* "GET THE F\*\*\* OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!"
* "Oh boy, the last donut!"
* "Hey \_\_\_\_\_, ya like snazz?"
* "GET THOSE NUTS OUT OF MY FACE!!!"
* "A\*\* WIPES!"
* "WHAT IN THE ACTUAL F\*\*\* IS WRONG WITH YOU??!!"
* "If I had known earlier that Andreina and I were actually a sexy couple traveling around the world, I would've stopped judging y'all a long time ago."
* "¿De verdad?"
* "The only person you can count on is me!"
* "WOODPECKER!"
* "Girl, that was not necessary."
* "MOOSE F\*\*K!"
* "Y'all know a stripper around here I can marry?"
* "Don't eat in front of my face!"
	+ "D! I! S! T! U! S! T! I! N! G!"
* "If I had a nickel for every time I heard your lips moving."
* "Get over it!"
* "Waiting can make my PP itch…"