Hip Toddler

> NO PWEASE DONT SQUIRT ON ME
>
> -Hip Toddler to Evil Man in Skin Man 4

## Description

**Hip Toddler** is Caucasian toddler with yellow *Robot Legs With Miniguns on Them™* and usually sporting a Supreme baseball cap over his blond hair and a black beard, though neither the cap nor the hair color is consistent in every slide. Alongside Evil Man, **Hip Toddler** is one of the main antagonists of Skin Man 4, trying to take over the world, and kill Silas. Though most of his evil work in Skin Man 4 is not specifically directed at Skinman, he does hold a grudge against after he lost a prison battle to him, which led to him getting his robotic legs.

## Full Story

**Hip Toddler** only shows up in one Skin Man book, that being book 4, so his whole story is pretty well summarized in just one continues telling.

**Hip Toddler** was originally just an average toddler, enjoying life not having a beard and not being able to rap. But then The Wizard showed up and was like "no", and then **Hip Toddler** grew a beard and could rap. **Hip Toddler** then claimed the daycare he was in as his territory, and thus when a buff man with a sword came to pick up his kid, he wouldn't let the kid go. After that, we see **Hip Toddler** in the hospital with a sword inexplicably ran through his head. It is then when a hallucinated owl voice in **Hip Toddler's** head tells him to get revenge and kill the man with the sword.

A month later, **Hip Toddler** enacts his plan, originally trying to get guns from the shirt less guy from Skin Man 2, but when he can't get help from him, he steals a Ford F-150 from the shady auto dealer down on Broad, breaks into a military base, and steals some guns from that base. Two weeks later he's arrested.

When in prison he's pared up in a cell with Skinman and calls him a pussy and starts a fight with him, which prompts Skinman to beat **Hip Toddler's** ass and rip off his lower body. It is then when **Hip Toddler** is given surgery which gives him his iconic minigun robo legs. After a riot happens in the prison and Skinman disappears for a while, and then he sneaks out of prison by hiding in a laundry basket. Then he prays to the Devil to bring Evil Man back to life, and then the two of them take over the world.

Mostly, the rest of his story is breaking into heaven and killing Silas with Evil Man.

## Trivia

* **Hip Toddler's** parents are irrelevant to the plot :D
* His first language is Latin
* Google says toddler age is from 1-3 years old, the beginning of Skin Man 4 takes place in 2002, he was born in 2001, so that's good, but after the 4 year time jump he would be 5, so to comply to contractual obligation of branding; during 2 of those 4 years between the time jump he was stuck in a cryopod for fun
* In the earliest stages of Skin Man 4's development **Hip Toddler** wasn't even really a bad guy, he was set up to be one, but never actually did anything wrong
* Originally, his name was meant to be "Frat Toddler", but it was changed because that doesn't really make sense
* Frat Toddler was written to be homophobic, like Evil Man, saying, "If ur a homo imma kill ya bro" at the beginning of the book, but around the time his name was changed to "**Hip Toddler**", this line was changed to what it is in Skin Man 4, "If *u disagree* imma kill ya bro", removing his homophobia