Transcripts/Counter-Strike WTF Montage

—Official warning

## Counter-Strike WTF Montage

**LMB theme song**

*Welcome to the Luna the Miracle Boy: Counter-Strike Tales Episode 5 – Counter-Strike WTF Montage.*
*This story uses the Counter-Strike Condition Zero (CS:CZ) video game as the scene simulation in the story.*
*In this segment, there are a few of the WTF (awkward) moments about Luna the Miracle Boy: Counter-Strike Tales. Here, Luna befriends Brother Nadhiya and being the enemy to Princess Aulia. Another one is about Sergey that informed by Vincent that the wrapped devils are everywhere. And the last other is the hostage assault by Luna and his two uncles: Jozef Oktarini and Dmitry Elfa.*
*Here is the full story.*

## Jihad!

*Luna (as a German GSG-9 soldier) is about defending the bombsite near the CT spawn zone in order to prevent Aulia (as a Elite Crew terrorist) from detonating her bomb on that bombsite. Unfortunately, when Luna is about scoping through his sniper rifle, Aulia appears right in front of him and she shoots him until dies!*
[first experiment of Jihad]
[starting venue map: de\_dust2\_cz]
**Luna**: [scoping with his sniper rifle] Where's Princess Aulia? She probably has to sneak quietly to install the bomb, I must prevent her right now! [starts to being alert] It could be...
**Princess Aulia**: [surprising him via scope] Hello... [evilly laughs when shooting]
**Counter-Strike in-game administrator**: Terrorists win.
**MISSION FAILED**
[Princess Aulia has killed you! Stay away from her next time!]
*Time to avenge the outrageous defeat! This time, Luna will use the 'ninja defuse' tactic to defuse the bomb in order to make Princess Aulia get into a fit of rage as she has been instantly defeated. Luna thanks Allah as He gives the victory for him afterwards.*
[second experiment of Jihad]
[Princess Aulia makes a sneaking walk to a bombsite]
**Luna**: Ooh... indeed, she plans to install a bomb in the bombing area. Let's prevent Princess Aulia before she does so! [walking in stealth] She didn't know that I was behind her. Insha Allah, the first defeat of me will be avenged! Pay attention to my ninja-defuse tactic.
[smoke grenade explodes around Princess Aulia, emits black smoke]
**Counter-Strike in-game administrator**: The bomb has been planted.
**Luna**: [throwing an HE grenade]
[explode!]
**Princess Aulia**: [notice an explosion] Huh? [leaving the bomb]
**Luna**: [ready to defusing the bomb]
**Princess Aulia**: What was that behind the propane drum? I'll check that.
**Luna**: [praises swiftly] Bismillahir rahmaanir rahiim... [defuses the bomb]
[Lina's laughing back sound, based on Dota 2 series]
**Princess Aulia**: Whoa! This is treachery! Someone threw a grenade behind the drum, it could be... LUNA!!!
**MISSION PASSED!**
[The bomb has been defused]
**Counter-Strike in-game administrator**: Counter-Terrorists win.
**Luna**: Alhamdulillah... [starts to attack Princess Aulia with his shotgun]
**Princess Aulia**: SH\*T! THAT WAS LUNA! I'LL KILL HIM!
[moved to next round, time per round is reset]
**Luna:** [laughs like Lina from Dota 2]
**THE END**
## Dozens of the Wrapped Devils

*Nadhiya dashes fast as if being chased by a demon and meets Sergey. He informs Sergey that he has been chased by the wrapped devils, but Sergey denies it that there are actually dozens of wrapped devils who eventually are chasing him too.*
[Nadhiya rushes from the Terrorists' spawn zone]
**Sergey the Twilight Sparkle**: Nadia, why are you running!?
**Nadhiya**: Sergey, I just got chased by dozens of devils!
**Sergey the Twilight Sparkle**: Dozens of devils?
**Nadhiya**: Yeah!
[silence]
**Sergey the Twilight Sparkle**: [loudly laughs]
**Nadhiya**: I don't care! [running away]
[]
**Sergey the Twilight Sparkle**: Aah... he left instead...
**Pocong**: [soft groans]
[Sergey notices Pocong]
**Pocong**: [groans along with its allies]
**Sergey the Twilight Sparkle**: Uh oh... [running away] Nadia! Wait me!
**Pocong and its allies**: [chase Sergey]
**THE END**
## Science Experiment with Brother Nadhiya

*Luna and Nadhiya (both of them wear the costume of the Russian SEAL Team 6) are decided to play an experiment of the flying grenades, such experiment that uses high explosive grenades, flashbang grenades, and smokes grenades.*
[venue map switched to de\_dust\_cz]
**Nadhiya**: Let's make a new experiment – the flying grenades!
**Luna**: Let's go!
[]
**Nadhiya**: Is it cool, right?
**Luna**: [laughs]
**Nadhiya**: Light the way, Luna.
[grenade pops out]
**Luna**: Watch out!
[grenade explodes in the sky]
**Nadhiya**: Oops!
[grenade reloads]
**Luna**: Try to shoot the grenade, does it explode or not?
[Luna's weapon switches into Kalashnikov M4A1 Carbine]
**Luna**: [shoots, then reloads] Hmm... it cannot be exploded.
**Nadhiya**: Let's try another one.
[smoke grenade pops out, near-miss]
**Luna**: Oh, just barely...
[smoke grenade emits in the sky]
**Nadhiya**: lluminated.
**Nadhiya** and **Luna**: [laugh]
**THE END**
## Lunar Assault

*Initially, Luna arrives alone at an ancient weapon depot on that night, but he is surprised by a gentleman's voice. As he looks behind, the gentleman reveals as Uncle Joe with his pen pal - Dmitry Elfa. After the introduction, Luna and his two uncles decide to rescue all hostages held inside of the weapon depot, and bring them outside.*
[venue map switched to cs\_wpndepot]
**Jozef Oktarini**: Luna, Over here. Today we have invited my pen pal today, he is Dmitry Elfa.
**Dmitry Elfa**: Think of me as Uncle Elfa. And it's my first time to meet you, handsome Luna.
**Luna**: Oh, Uncle Elfa, nice to meet you too. By the way, what is our plan here?
**Dmitry Elfa**: From here, we will have to rescue all hostages, and then we will move to a research base to rescue other hostages there. [to Jozef] Right, Joe?
**Jozef Oktarini**: Absolutely. [to Luna] And now, son, we should be ready for them.
[the assault has started!]
**Counter-Strike in-game administrator**: Go go go!
**Jozef Oktarini**: Okay, Elfa, let's go.
**Dmitry Elfa**: Here's the appearance of the big warehouse. [noticing the window above] They are at that upper prison.
**Luna**: Watch out, uncle! There's a devil in that prison!
**Hostage #1**: [waves his hand] Help!
[flashbang ignited]
**Hostage**: Look out, grenade!
[flashbang ignited]
**Hostage #4** / **Hostage #3**: I can't see! / Oh, my eyes!
[Jozef blinded by the flashbang, throwing an HE grenade]
[grenade explodes]
[hostages run away]
**Hostage #2**: Okay, I'm ready, let's do it.
**Hostage #4**: Let's go.
**Hostage #3**: Okay, let's go.
**Hostage #1**: [waves his hand] Hey!
**Jozef Oktarini**: Lead the way, son.
**Hostage #1**: Okay, I'll follow you.
**Hostage #5**: Let's get the hell out of here.
**Jozef Oktarini**: This way.
[outside of the building]
**Hostage #1**: Are you gonna save me?
**Hostage #2**: Look, it's not very far now.
**Hostage #3**: Keep going, we're so close.
**Hostage #4**: Oh, we're almost out of here.
**Hostage #5**: We're almost there, let's go!
**Dmitry Elfa**: Keep going, Luna. I support you.
**Hostage #4**: Look, it's not very far now.
**Dmitry Elfa**: Just head to the gate.
**Hostage #5**: We're almost there, let's go!
[hostages reach the Hostage Rescue Zone mark]
**Hostage #5**: Oh, finally!
**MISSION PASSED!**
[All hostages have been rescued]
**Counter-Strike in-game administrator**: All hostages have been rescued.
**THE END**
## Twilight Assault

*Luna succeeded in rescuing all hostages in the first assault on the weapon depot. And now, Uncle Joe instructs him to the arctic bio lab as Uncle Dmitry has arrived first.*
[venue map switched to cs\_arcticbiolab]
**Dmitry Elfa**: You're a little late, Luna. Here's our next task: rescue all hostages here.
**Luna**: Whoa, it's twilight!
**Dmitry Elfa**: This way. Lead the way.
**Jozef Oktarini**: Lead the way, Dmitry.
**Hostage #4**: Over here!
**Hostage #3**: Help me!
**Hostage #2**: Help!
**Hostage #4**: Okay, let's go.
**Hostage #1**: Let's go.
[devices humming]
**Hostage #3**: Hey!
**Hostage #2**: Hey!
[beat]
**Hostage #3**: Okay, I'm ready, let's do it.
**Hostage #2**: Okay, you'll lead the way.
This way.
[wind blowing]
**Hostage #1**: Look, it's not very far now.
**Counter-Strike in-game administrator**: All hostages have been rescued.
**Hostage #2**: Oh, finally!
**Dmitry Elfa**: Good job, Luna. You are indeed the miracle boy.
**MISSION PASSED!**
[All hostages have been rescued]
**Counter-Strike in-game administrator**: All hostages have been rescued.
**THE END**
## Conclusion

**MORAL MESSAGES**
We need to take lessons from these three videos of awkward moments:
WTF Video #1 – "All of the planning crimes will surely be doomed! Please help in some kindness and never help in sin and enmity!"
WTF Video #2 – "Don't easily believe every news, check carefully because some of the news is not necessarily true!"
WTF Video #3 – "Be grateful for the ability to think creatively to make an experiment. It is a blessing."
WTF Video #4 – ""
WTF Video #5 – ""
**THE END**