Ballad of MaxisKane

*"In the elder days*

*When youthful was the Sporum*

*and Carefree were her ways*

*The Stars aligned, the moon eclipsed*

*The burning bright sun*

*And in the manger beneath the star*

*was born the savior of men.*

*MaxisKane the babe was named*

*fair as beauty can be.*

*A healthy child, young and sweet*

*Filled her parents hearts with glee.*

*MaxisKane was athletic and strong*

*MaxisKane was very smart*

*In moral ways she was never wrong.*

*MaxisKane grew to adulthood*

*Til' she was ripe and strong with power*

*MaxisWill saw the youth*

*And blessed within the hour.*

*MaxisKane became a warrior*

*A very kind and noble knight.*

*Here sheild bore the sign of Spode*

*And her sword slew spammers left and right.*

*But then came the dark day*

*that Mortimer came to the Sporum.*

*The King of Glitches rose his fist*

*And smote down the forum.*

*The people fled and screamed*

*Dying in the thousands*

*Of a savior the people dreamed*

*While they tried to survive.*

*MaxisCactus called a council*

*Of Every Admin and Mod*

*"We must find a hero*

*in the name of MaxisWill our God.*

*Shall it be MaxisDangerous Yams?*

*Or EA\_MetroJack?*

*Who is willing to*

*Mortimer attack?"*

*Then MaxisKane cast open the door*

*The light pooled in behind her*

*Like a hero of yore.*

*"I" she said*

*Shall slay Mortimer*

*"You?" asked MaxisCactus.*

*Thy aren't even a developer*

*How is it possible for you to save us?'"*

*But then MaxisWill Appeared*

*In Fire and Brimstone*

*"If you seek to slay the Glitch.*

*This Hero is the One."*

*So MaxisKane rode up*

*To the Bane of the Sporum*

*"Die you shall!" the monster*

*In his ugliness roared.*

*But MaxisKane did not bow*

*Before the enemy she abhorred.*

*He reached for her with his claw*

*But in a single swipe*

*Struck off the glitches paw*

*In a single golden blow.*

*The Glitch Roared in shadow and in death*

*And smote her sword from her hand*

*And MaxisKane gave a despairng breath.*

*Yet MaxisKane felt in her hand*

*A spear of truth and light.*

*The salvation of the land*

*The Spear of the Internets.*

*She hurled it through the air*

*With all of her stenghth.*

*It reflected the sun in a terrible glare*

*And Pierced* Mortimer *black heart.*

*So died the Son of Melvin*

*As it lay upon the Ground.*

*Victorious was MaxisKane*

*As the People gathered round.*

*"But how?" said Cactus*

*Did this weapon you get?"*

*MasixKane Replied*

*"MaxisWill our Lord*

*Gave to me this"*

*So did the peasant*

*Become an Admin*

*And still she wields her spear*

*Should Mortimer return again.*

## Artistic Drawings of Battle

Due to the mystical nature of MaxisKane, no one knows what she looks like. Here are some ideas.

MaxisKane Saving the SporumA-monster.jpgMortimer Killing a innocent KnightMaxisKane AgainThe Spear of the InternetzRosebud was Kanes sled.She lives in death.

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