Melony

*"Life has its ups and downs, and sometimes you get so caught up in it, you forget to stop and see how far you've come. Look at you. You've grown so much since your first visit here and you should be proud. Always remember that no matter what life throws at you, never give up that fighting spirit. Keep on going. I'm rooting for you."*
―Melony[src]
**Melony** is a watermelon who transformed into a human after wearing the Fierce Deity Mask and a member of the SMG4 Crew. After a long life of affiliations and achievements, it was equipped by the Anti-Cast as counterparts to the SMG4 Crew. After assisting SMG3 in stealing the YouTube Remote, the Anti-Cast travelled back in time to prevent most of the SMG4 Crew members from ever meeting Mario, banishing them to the Internet Graveyard. Melony was a supporting cast member in *SMG3*, being a replacement for *SMG4*. Afterwards, the SMG4 Crew returned to reclaim SMG4's channel in a War of the Fat Italians, resulting in the Anti-Cast to turn against SMG3, who was then banished to the Internet Graveyard. A few months later, Melony was transformed into a human by the Fierce Deity Mask during the attack on the Mario Mask and grew a closer relationship with Axol, eventually falling in love with him.

When the Attack on Peach's Castle broke out, Melony managed to tap into her mask's powers for the first time, and since then, she had been trying to control them. As Axol was possessed by SMG0, she tried her best to defeat Zero without having to kill Axol, but when the universe was at stake, Melony was forced to sacrifice her love interest in order to kill Zero, traumatizing her. Melony and her friends attended Omnia Academy for different respective reasons, with Melony wanting to train her deity powers.

## Biography

### Early Usage

#### Many Affiliations

*"You met Barrack Obama?!"*
―Mario to Melony[src]
Melony was grown in a farm, where it was raised by the farmer like an infant. Being referred to as female, she was given her own cradle and baby supplies. Later on, Melony went to a preschool for fruits, where she was taught by Ryuta Kawashima. By the time she wore glasses. Melony was in the same class as Crash Bandicoot, Spyro, Ashley, Feathers McGraw and Rouge the Bat. Melony, not wearing glasses anymore, then worked in an office with the Angry Video Game Nerd. She was then enlisted in the military, where she fought in a battle in a forest. Melony was rewarded a medal by the United States of America president Barack Obama. During an adventure in space, Melony and her allies encountered a UFO. Meeting Hideo Kojima at a convention, she had a photo taken with him.

#### Christmas 2019

*"The gang's all here."*
―Mario[src]
On Christmas of 2019, Mario was left home alone at Peach's Castle by the SMG4 Crew. Out of feeling lonely, he used items as replacements for his friends to spend time with him, and one those items was Melony, being given a red beanie, goggles and headphones, similar to Meggy Spletzer. A depressed Mario pretended as if they were his actual friends and started dancing with them in the foyer and around the fountain in the garden behind the castle. Back in the foyer, Mario tried to play soccer with Melony, with Melony as the goalkeeper. Being saddened, Mario gently kicked the ball towards her.

When Mario learned that Wario and Waluigi were planning to rob the castle, he started setting up traps. Melony was stuck to a wooden plank and was armed with a Splattershot, and when Wario and Waluigi were being attacks at the foyer, Melony was dropped onto the high platform, where she shot orange paint at Waluigi.

### Anti-Cast

#### SMG3's Play

*"THEY MADE ME A WATERMELON!!?!?"*
―Meggy Spletzer[src]
On July 2020, Melony arrived at the Gielgud Theatre, where she wanted to audition for *A Totally Original Play*. In the auditioners' waiting room, she met her potential fellow cast members JubJub Boopkins, Weegee Doll, Belle Fontiere and Rob. Later, all of them, Whimpu and Mario were recruited as the cast of the play. Unbeknownst to Melony, she and her fellow actors were serving as doppelgangers to members of the SMG4 Crew, being referred to as the Anti-Cast. The play's director, "Cromulus", declared that the cast would star in the "play of the century". When asked about how they felt, Melony, being immobile, toppled backwards.

Later that night, during the play, Melony was unknowingly a doppelganger of Meggy Spletzer. During her role, she was carried onstage by two shadowy men, who were holding a water gun for her. Conversing with Mario, the plumber asked her about training for the water-fest. Suddenly, two more shadowy men came up holding a watermelon representing Desti. The Desti watermelon was used as Melony's mildly annoying friend, and the two sets of actors started shooting water at each other.

In a re-enactment of the T-Pose Outbreak, all the Anti-Cast members except Mario and Rob served as A-Posing zombies. Since Melony was a watermelon, she simply stood at her place until she and the other actors pretended to munch on Rob. In the segment that copied Bob Bobowski's Rapping Campaign, Melony stood with a rock guitar while Whimpu sang, but the guitar toppled forward. In the final scene of the play, the cast re-enacted Desti's funeral. In the story, the Desti watermelon had died and Melony grieved in great despair. All the other actors saluted the late watermelon while a shadowy figure kicked the Desti watermelon's coffin onto a pool, and the curtains closed to end the play.

#### Skirmish at the Gielgud Theatre

*"This is insulting..."*
―Meggy Spletzer[src]
After *A Totally Original Play* finished, SMG4 confronted SMG3, the true mastermind disguised as "Cromulus", at the backstage because he ripped off *SMG4*. SMG3 assembled the Anti-Cast as his bodyguards, with Belle Fontiere carrying Melony. The team was commanded to attack SMG4, so Belle still carried Melony, but then the rest of the SMG4 Crew, except Mario, stood up around SMG4. The two teams engaged in a fight, but Melony could do nothing but stand at her place in front of Meggy Spletzer, who found this insulting since Melony was her doppelganger.

Mario managed to diffuse the conflict by telling SMG4 and SMG3 that they were losers who made friends with other losers, referring to their respective teammates, to not feel lonely, with Meggy warmly looking at Melony. The two rivals seemingly made amends, and both teams were commanded to back down. While most of them made peace, Meggy picked up Melony and complimented that she had such a good taste in headgear, since they both had the same headset. Belle carried Melony as the Anti-Cast went back home.

#### Theft of the YouTube Remote

*"Rob stop! We dont have a pass. Melony, you're on."*
―SMG3[src]
At SMG3's Castle, the Anti-Cast were conversing with each other in the discussion room, with Melony sitting on one end of the oval table. SMG3, at the head of the table, revealed that he gathered all of them to help him infiltrate YouTube Headquarters to steal the YouTube Remote. He further explained that each of them had a very special set of skills, with Melony being referred to as a "seedy" for her hacking skills.

When other Anti-Cast members infiltrated YouTube Headquarters, they couldn't use the elevator since they didn't have a pass, so SMG3 contacted Melony to hack into the systems to get the elevator working. Melony, despite being immobile, succeeded in doing so through her computer. When SMG3's team arrived at the hallway guarded with lasers, SMG3 asked Melony to deactivate them. Even though she fell off her chair, Melony managed to deactivate the lasers, but the backup security reactivated them.

#### Replacement of the SMG4 Crew

*"With the power of this remote, we have the ability to go back in time to old videos... and prevent* SMG4 *characters from ever meeting Mario!"*
―SMG3 to Anti-Cast[src]
Back at SMG3's Castle, Melony and the Anti-Cast attended SMG3's ted talk about how they would overthrow SMG4. They all watched SMG3's short called *A Future Without SMG4*, presenting a poorly drawn depiction of the Anti-Cast dancing under a rainbow, which caused Melony's eyes to widen bloodshot. SMG3 further explained that he would use the YouTube Remote to replace the SMG4 Crew, and displayed the Replacement of Frankie as an example. Melony watched a Teletubby was transported through time to an alternate 2015 to replace Frankie, causing Frankie to seemingly disappear from existence. She had bloodshot eyes after witnessing that, and SMG3 announced that it was their turn to replace someone.

SMG3 pulled the red curtain open to reveal a hall, filled with portals to the *SMG4* episodes and times certain members of the SMG4 Crew debuted in. With the portals powered by YouTube Remote, SMG3 commanded his team to jump into their respective SMG4 Crew members they were based on. Melony headed forward, but she was picked up by Whimpu and tossed into *If Mario Was In... Splatoon* to replace Meggy Spletzer.

Arriving in an alternate 2017, a portal dropped Melony from the skies above Inkopolis. Melony fell down and landed onto Mario's head while he was about to learn about Splatfest, knocking him out. Meggy Spletzer arrived at the place and kicked Melony away.

#### SMG3's Show

*"No wonder I cant make a great video! You are all the WORST SUPPORTING CAST EVER! Except for you Melony, you're doing great."*
―SMG3 to Anti-Cast[src]
With most of the SMG4 Crew replaced, SMG3 managed to take over *SMG4* and began manipulating the fabic of space and time. Melony was disguised as a glitchy illusion of Meggy Spletzer on the morning Mario woke up after his friends were seemingly deleted. She and the other Anti-Cast members suddenly appeared in SMG4's computer room, surprising Mario. Melony, appearing as Meggy, had her head glitching between Meggy's head and Melony herself, while the illusion of Meggy was calling out for help. This horrified Mario and scared him out of the room.

In the first episode of *SMG3*, SMG3's poor directing skills led to the performances being disastrous, but he chastised his cast as the "worst supporting cast ever", but SMG3 excluded Melony and told her she was doing great, even though she was a watermelon sitting behind a cash register. Later, the Anti-Cast stood outside in the middle of Mushroom City. Suddenly, SMG3 was chased by Mario, but the rest of the cast, including Melony, stood in their place.

#### War of the Fat Italians 2020

*"FINALLY! YOU'RE THE FIRST PEOPLE TO COME ACTUALLY WATCH MY SHOW"*
―Axol to Melony and Luigi[src]
During one round of the War of the Fat Italians of 2020, Melony was challenging Tari in who could teach Meggy Spletzer how to cook without dying. In Meggy's kitchen, Tari tried to mentor Meggy in making a pancake, but Meggy accidentally set the kitchen set, Melony and Tari on fire. Melony then started teaching Meggy how to cook a chicken. When Meggy asked what she was suppose to do, Melony fell off the table and landed next to a Flame Thrower, giving Meggy the idea of using it to heat up the chicken, which worked a gave Melony the point.

In another round, Melony was challenging Luigi to see who could survive the longest watching Axol's *Two Piece*. Melony and Luigi sat on a couch in the gaming room in Peach's Castle, and Axol announced that they were the first people to come actually watch his show. An episode of *Two Piece* was played on the TV, and Melony fell in love with the character Watermelon-Kun as soon as he appeared. When Watermelon-Kun was about to confess his love to Apple-Chan, Melony continued blushing and steam blew out from the two tips of her body. However, Luigi's erected nose knocked over the TV.

In the round where everyone had to listen to SMG3's entire evil monologue, Melony was present on top of a building under a full moon night sky. Suddenly, SMG3 grabbed Fishy Boopkins and dangled him over the edge, frightening the audience. Melony watched as JubJub Boopkins spat out the YouTube Remote, which landed on SMG3's hand, prompting him to spare Boopkins. With that, the WOTFI 2020 Rap began, and during it, the SMG4 Crew motivated the Anti-Cast to realize that SMG3 had been using them for his own gain, leading to them turning against their leader. SMG3 then ate the Remote and summoned Oof Buttons to attack the two teams, but they managed to defeat the Oof Buttons, with Melony killing one by stabbing it, setting it on fire.

After SMG3 was sent crashing onto the ground below, everyone confronted him on the surface. Melony and rest witnessed Susan Wojcicki banishing SMG3 to the Internet Graveyard, leading to cheers from everyone while Melony was toppled forward, immobile. The former Anti-Cast befriended the SMG4 Crew, and Melony heard Meggy's new voice given by the Remote. Eventually, the whole new group of friends cheerfully left the area.

### Random Activities

#### Streaming

*"My streaming rival is live now, so everyones watching her."*
―Nathaniel Bandy[src]
Melony made an account on Twitch and became a live streamer. Eventually, she became the streaming rival of Nathaniel Bandy. During the time Fishy Boopkins and Whimpu visited Nathaniel Bandy's Mansion, Melony was live streaming. She earned a lot of views and fans were constantly donating money to her.

#### Deputy Partner

*"My deputy partner Melony will make sure you guys enjoy your meal!"*
―Hal Monitor to Mario and Bowser[src]
Later on, Melony became an officer of the Mushroom Kingdom Police Department and the deputy partner of Hal Monitor. When Mario and Bowser visited the Mushroom Kingdom Correctional Facility, Mr. Monitor cooked prison sludge for them and left the room, leaving Melony to make sure they enjoyed their meal. Melony was sitting on a table, aiming a pistol at them. When Mario and Bowser tried to escape through the locked exit, the rumbling that they were making caused Melony to fall off a table and land on a NUT button, calling for an emergency meeting.

### First Months Human

#### Becoming Human

*"Well I'm glad thats over and everythings back the way it was."
"It's not yours! Give it back!"
"No. No no no, no. No. No no no."
"Well... almost everything..."*
―Meggy Spletzer, Happy Mask Salesman and Melony[src]
One day, Melony was sitting on the couch in the foyer of Peach's Castle, along with Meggy Spletzer. Axol assured Melony that she could be best girl, but she remained silent. When Luigi, who was possessed by the Mario Mask, was running around and making messes, he struck the couch, which caused Melony to fall onto the ground. Melony stayed immobile as Axol was possessed by the Mario Mask.

Melony then went outside, where Axol was throwing masks from the Happy Mask Salesman's bag, causing chaos. Axol then threw the Fierce Deity Mask into the air, which landed on Melony, and with magic sparkles flowing around her, Melony was caught in a flashing light. As the light faded away, Melony was transformed into a human, sleeping on the ground peacefully. She then turned to her left side and opened her eyes. Melony stood up and yawned, then realized what had happened to her. She stared at her hands in amazement, but she shrugged since she hardly cared she was human, and she felt sleepy.

She looked on the chaos caused by the magical masks and noticed a bush, which she considered to be a bed. Melony squealed in happiness and wandered forward, then an insane Axol ran up to her and rambled gibberish, prompting Melony to slap him and say "no". The happy go lucky fruit skipped across the pathway and kneeled over the bush, flattening the surface and fell asleep on it, satisfied.

After the others were freed from their masks, they walked up to Melony, with Meggy asking if that was her. The sleepy Melony turned to her other side, and when Mario poked her with a stick, she took it and hugged it dearly. Unbeknownst to her, Axol fell in love with her at first sight. Mario commented that they now had "another anime thot", which insulted Meggy. When Meggy was corrupted by the Mario Mask, she ran around and knocked over Melony's bush, waking her up.

Melony noticed what happened to her bush, and she got furious at first but then cried over her destroyed bush. A tearful Melony was watering and caressing her bush when Mario landed near her. Melony then found another bush and happily caressed it, but it got splatted with orange paint, much to Melony's dismay. A few moments later, she found another bush, so she looked around for any danger before sleeping on it. Her sleep was interrupted by Mario, who said he needed her hacking skills. The sleepy Melony stood up and Mario whispered his plan to her, so she nodded, took out two laptops, and sunglasses appeared over her eyes.

She began using her hacking skills on both laptops at once, intensely, and ordered spaghetti through uber eats. After Mario grew the spaghetti's size to distract Meggy, Melony took off her shades in satisfaction. When the Mask Salesman returned to regain his lost masks, he tried to take back Melony's mask, but she refused. The Salesman demanded it back, but Melony kept smacking his hand away.

#### Intruding Bee

*"Thank goodness you're safe! Uh, what are you holding?"
"Yay!"*
―Axol and Melony[src]
Melony, Axol and Bob Bobowski were watching *Two Piece* on the second floor of Peach's Castle. Axol asked Melony if she was enjoying the show, but she was sleeping peacefully, much to Axol's dismay. Suddenly, Axol and Bob were scared away by an Intruding Bee, so they ran downstairs, but Axol went back up for Melony. While she was still sleeping, Axol jumped next to her, repeatedly asking her to wake up as well as slapping her. A panicked Axol then shook her, causing Melony to wake up. When Axol noticed the bee, he picked up Melony and ran for the door leading downstairs. However, Melony managed to catch the bee and keep it in between her palms.

On the second platform in the foyer, Axol settled Melony on the floor and appreciated that she was safe. He then asked her what she was holding, so Melony opened her hands to reveal the bee, prompting her to say "Yay!". Out of fear, Axol and Bob ran down the main floor and crashed into Fishy Boopkins, Meggy Spletzer and Saiko Bichitaru. Melony looked at the tired Axol and Bob, then came up with an idea, which was to sleep on the ground.

The sleeping Melony was then carried by Axol and brought to SMG4's room for safety. The rest of the SMG4 Crew, except SMG4, were hiding in SMG4's room. The entrance was barricaded with furniture, mostly mattresses, so Melony was sleeping on top of them. She was woken up by Swagmaster6969696969 and Chris Gordman bursting into the room through the floor. Melony went back to sleep as the bee entered the room. Fortunately, SMG4 managed to lead the bee outside the castle, and everyone else, including a sleeping Melony, went outside. She still slept through the moment SMG4 was attacked by more bees.

#### Valentines 2020

*"Nice Hip! Don't sleeeeep. You must not sleep! Wake up, darling. Wake uuup."*
―Melony[src]
On Valentines Day, Melony was watching *Two Piece* in the room with the Warp Painting to Bob-omb Battlefield in Peach's Castle. Melony was cheerful as she was watching the episode, not noticing Axol near her holding valentines gifts. During the episode she was watching, Watermelon-Kun was lifting weights, which attracted Melony. She didn't notice Axol trying to grab her attention, and when he used a blow horn in front of her, Melony smacked him away. After the episode ended, Melony yawned and fell asleep.

Later, Melony was woken up by Axol, who had prepared a puppet show which was apparently a *Two Piece* special. Axol was puppeteering Watermelon-Kun, which attracted Melony and made her smile. Suddenly, Axol ran over Watermelon-Kun with a truck out of jealousy, cutting Watermelon-Kun into pieces and frightening Melony. Axol finished the scene with Watermelon-Kun's death before throwing the melon towards Toad in the foyer, who began eating Watermelon-Kun.

Melony was upset at the sight of that, crying out that Watermelon-Kun was already dead. When Axol asked if that special was great, Melony began to cry before becoming furious, sitting on the floor with her arms crossed. She ignored Axol when he spoke to her and after he left, Mario came by and asked Melony to stand aside since he had to piss out spaghetti. However, Melony's furious expression terrified Mario into backing away.

Later on, Melony hired Meggy Spletzer to be a lawyer in her own "Fruit Court" so that she could punish Axol. She had arranged watermelons to be the jury and the audience as well as herself as the judge with a squeaky hammer. An unconscious Axol was taken to the court and was woken up by Meggy. After Meggy charged Axol of murdering Watermelon-Kun, Melony started puppeteering the watermelons to call Axol mean names, such as monster and killer. Axol pleaded that it wasn't him, but Melony whispered to Meggy to sentence him to life without being Melony's friend, mush to his horror.

Meggy then asked the audience if anyone could take Axol's place as Melony's best friend, but Melony spotted Bob Bobowski at the entrance. Melony decided to choose Bob and walked towards him. Bob then asked her what she wanted for lunch, and that he was getting dummy thicc asses, which prompted Melony to follow him.

Back at Peach's Castle, Melony and Bob were in the clock room. Bob brought in a stereo to show her some of his favourite music. The stereo played "I am a registered sex offender", which confused Melony at first before she started bobbing her head to the music, and sang gibberish. Axol then came in to change the song to "Well I wrote this song for the christian", which angered Melony to command him to change it back, which he did. However, the song that played next was the Japanese song played during the credits of a *Two Piece* episode, panicking Axol. Melony was confused as to why Axol was panicking, but she shrugged it off and cheerfully sang and clapped with the song.

At a bar, Bob offered Melony a bottle of beer. After saying yes, she started blowing at the open tip of the bottle, but Bob clarified that she was meant to drink it. As she was about to down it, a Koopa Troopa was kicked by Axol and went passing through the bottle, breaking it. Melony realized the bottle was broken, much to her irritation.

They went to Club Nightshade, where Bob introduced Melony to his favourite pastime, clubbing. Melony flirted with a watermelon, telling it that it had a nice hip. However, the melon fell off its stool and landed on the floor, promting Melony to tell it to not sleep, asking it to wake up while calling it "darling".

Afterwards, Melony and Bob were selling rap CDs in a park in Mushroom City. They were both singing, while Melony was singing gibberish. Suddenly, a Goomba gang arrived and threatened them to leave their turf. Bob put the blame on Melony, claiming she threatened to kick his butt, while she continued singing. A Goomba asked her if she liked kicking butts, much to her confusion. Another one asked if she though this was funny, and the three Goombas aimed their weapons at her.

Melony assumed they were holding toy guns and laughed, jokingly calling them big boys and pulling out finger guns. She started pretending to shoot them, but one Goomba was shot and killed, seemingly by Melony's finger gun. Melony continued pretending to shoot them as the road was swarmed with shot bullets, scaring the two Goombas away. Melony called herself a winner and danced.

Back at the castle foyer, Melony and Bob watched TV. A person on the TV said "f\*ck you", which confused Melony at first before she started repeating the phrase happily. Bob encouraged Melony for learning "fuck you", so he attempted to tell her one of his other favourite words, which was the n-word. He almost said it before being interrupted by Axol.

Outside the castle, Melony was sleeping on a giant plate of spaghetti. She was woken up by the sound of a car horn, prompting her to swear. Axol drove in with a swag convertible, dressed as a cool swagger and had two watermelons with girl wigs sitting behind him. Melony recognized Axol, who called her baby and gave her a body pillow of himself. Bob, being Axol's wingman, came by pretending to be a woman and said he wished he was Axol's side chick.

Melony was still surprised by this approach, and Axol did his final move, which was telling Melony she smelled pretty and offered her to smell him. Melony was horrified by this, having eyes widen beyond bloodshot as she screamed and launched Axol into the air, causing him to crash onto the castle wall. Axol came crawling back to Melony, who broke into tears and ran away.

She ran to a McDonalds joint, where she slept and cried on the sign. Melony ignored Ronald McDonald yelling at her, and later woke up to Axol playing soothing music from his stereo. He told Melony that he wanted to apologize as Mario and Bob appeared as choir. Axol explained that he knew he hurt her badly, but Melony turned her back to him. Axol continued that he missed being with her since she meant so much to him. He expressed his apology, and when he was about to say something meaningful, Melony looked at him. The two of them stared at each other as the sun was setting. Axol pulled out a large picture that revealed Watermelon-Kun was alive and in the hospital, and he said he wanted to be friends with her again.

Melony was delighted by this, but suddenly, Ronald was shaking the sign pole, yelling at Melony to get down. She then slipped off the sign, but Axol broke her fall by trying to catch her, but Melony ended landing on him. Melony was safe, and she noticed Axol's flattened face smiling. After hugging the picture of Watermelon-Kun being okay, Bob complimented that they looked dope, deciding to start a band. The four of them started dancing around the convertible, with Melony doing the most amount of stunts.

#### Working at Bob & Breakfast 2

*"Now you know why we need to expand out business. Help us expand and you can design any room you want inside."*
―Bob Bobowski[src]
In the gaming room at Peach's Castle, Mario and Bob Bobowski presented on TV their new successful bed and breakfast called Mario's Bob and Breakfast, which became the highest topic of conversation lately. All while Melony was laying on the couch, Bob and Mario offered the SMG4 Crew to help them with their B&B, and in return, they could design any room they like, so they all agreed, with Melony giving a thumbs up.

Eventually, the B&B was transformed into a tall, luxurious hotel renamed Bob and Breakfast 2. In the advertisement, while Bob was presenting the luxurious suites that could fit a visitor's whole family, Melony was sleeping on a bed in a suite crammed with various furniture, to the point where the floor wasn't visible and visitors got stuck in the mess.

When the Hotel Owners Association arrived and threatened to shut down the B&B by having Nostalgia Critics give bad reviews, Mario used an alarm to alert the SMG4 Crew. As a group of Nostalgia Critics attempted to enter the B&B, Melony crushed them with a barricade of mattresses and threw pillows at another Critic. Due to how soft the pillows were, the Critic laughed at her, but Melony threw a pillow that was combined with a spiky ball, much to the Critic's agony.

Isabelle managed to break through the barricade, sending Melony flying and landing inside the B&B. After Bob succeeded in getting the Critics to enjoy the B&B, Melony prepared a bed with extremely soft pillows before she and Axol presented it to Tom Nook. Melony and Axol were confused at the sight of Tom crying tears of joy upon lying down.

#### Discord Call With Meggy Spletzer

*"Yay!"*
―Melony[src]
The SMG4 Crew were preparing to have a Discord call in SMG4's room with Meggy Spletzer, who was on vacation at Port Aurora. Melony was delighted to see Meggy, but then the crew was shocked to see the computer screen glitching. It turned out that SMG4's graphics card had been destroyed. Melony watched as Fishy Boopkins tried to fix SMG4's Computer's case and Bob Bobowski planning to buy an RTX card.

While waiting for Mario, SMG4 and Bob, everyone else, except Boopkins, was asleep, with Melony sleeping next to Axol. They were all woken up by SMG4, Mario and Bob bringing in a giant RTX Goose, much to everyone's surprise. The Goose pooped out an RTX card, which SMG4 applied to his computer. They returned to the the Discord call with Meggy, and they were all taken aback by the HD quality of Meggy on the screen. The crew was further shocked to hear how wild Meggy's first day at Port Aurora was. Melony then hugged the monitor since she missed Meggy. When SMG4 was acknowledging *SMG4* by talking to the viewers through the invisible barrier, he appeared as if he was talking to the wall, catching everyone's attention and making them confused.

#### *Friday Night Funkin'*

*"HIT IT!"*
―Boyfriend to Melony[src]
Melony was lying down on giant speakers outside Peach's Castle. As Boyfriend was training Mario how to rap battle, Boyfriend commanded Melony to press the NUT button, which she complied. She slept through the first part of the training before kicking the speaker, making it play faster music. After Mario failed the first round, Melony pressed the NUT button again. Mario continued to rap so hard that the speakers caught fire and exploded. The explosion sent the sleeping Melony flying through the air, and she landed on a bush, which was an editor's choice.

#### Telling Childhood Stories

*"Well, I think its nice that we can take a look back at our childhoods"*
―Bowser[src]
At the lobby in Bob and Breakfast 2, Melony, Bowser, Mario, Bob Bobowski, Shroomy, Luigi and SMG4 sat on the ground, with Mario showing baby photos of Meggy Spletzer while making fun of them. Bowser then suggested that it would be nice to look back at their childhoods. When Shroomy asked if they had something memorable from their childhoods that made a big impact on their lives, Melony and the rest started pondering.

After hearing backstories from Mario, Bowser and Luigi, Melony recapped her early life as a watermelon, from when she was planted to the day she became a human. She finished by waving her arms and saying "Yay!", while the rest were bewildered by her early life and an amazed Mario shouted that she met Barack Obama. Next, Bob told his story, which left everyone shocked at the fact that he chased babies Wario and Waluigi with samurai swords when he was little. Shroomy was last to tell his story, and everyone was taken aback that he was bitten in the head as a child. When SMG4 tried to tell his story, he revealed that he didn't remember, much to everyone's shock.

### Ten Year Anniversary of *SMG4*

#### SMG4's Ten Year Anniversary Party

*"🎵and we want to say🎵"
"🎵Thank you!🎵"*
―Melony and SMG4 Crew[src]
In the studio recording rooms at Mushroom Mall, a *Ssenmodnar* Lightning Round was being recorded. One of the rooms was a theatre hall, where Melony and other people attended Axol's *Two Piece* puppet show. Melony cried during the part where Watermelon-Kun told Apple-Chan he would love her "5ever". Just then, SMG4 and the Villager burst into the room, with the latter trying to kill the former with an axe. However, the Villager accidentally cut Watermelon-Kun in half, much to Melony's horror as she screamed out "NO!".

Near the end of the Chase of Mario and SMG4, SMG4 froze time with the YouTube Remote. During the pause, Melony was crying and mourning Watermelon-Kun, kneeling over the broken watermelon while her friends, including Axol, tried to comfort her. Mario then used the Remote to open an Inter-Dimensional Portal to summon everyone at the mall to the front of Peach's Castle. Melony and the audience were still mad at Mario and SMG4, but when Mario announced that they were all invited to SMG4's Ten Year Anniversary Party, they were all delighted and started cheering.

During the party, Melony was among the crowd cheering for Bob Bobowski rapping "Booty". Later on, SMG4 wanted to make a speech and grabbed everyone's attention. SMG4 thanked all of them for making *SMG4* awesome, prompting the whole audience to cheer. The SMG4 Crew then started singing "SMG4's Ten Year Anniversary Song", with everyone cheerfully singing about the wonderful memories and adventures they experienced, with Melony singing in the parts where everyone sang a line, the area in Japan (which referenced Axol's debut episode), a play where Melony portrayed Luigi, the near-conclusion of the song, and in the final part where everyone jumped in the air and posed, with Melony in a sleeping position.

#### Discovering Her Powers

*"He doesn't know da wae."
"No!"*
―Ugandan Knuckles and Melony[src]
After the party was over, the dead memes were becoming corrupted due to not being in the Internet Graveyard for too long. Melony and her friends watched in shock as the memes became corrupted. The crew braced themselves for fight, with everyone having threatening stances before the battle began. Melony hid behind a bush as she was confronted by corrupted Ugandan Knuckleses. One of them claimed that she had to have a boner to "know da wae".

Melony hit that Ugandan Knuckles with a soft, toy hammer, but then a lanky Ugandan Knuckles jumped on the bush, flattening it and sending Melony flying onto the pathway to Peach's Castle. She watched in dismay as the Ugandan Knuckles stomped on the bush, which caught fire. The Ugandan Knuckles then gave her the middle finger, claiming "he (Melony) doesn't know da wae". Angered by this, Melony managed to tap into the powers of the Fierce Deity Mask for the first time, manifesting the Fierce Deity Sword in front of her and she used it to send a shockwave towards the lanky Ugandan Knuckles, killing it as it landed on the ground. Melony closed her eyes as she made her sword disappear, and she was delighted to see the dead Ugandan Knuckles so she went to sleep on it.

As the SMG4 Crew were losing the battle, a corrupted Morshu lifted her into the air as she cried, and he threw her against the fence around the moat. Axol shouted that they needed to head inside, prompting everyone to run inside for safety. Later on, the entrance door was blocked with furniture and a few Toads. Melony and Axol were doing their best to push against the barricade, trying to not let the Corrupted Memes in. After hearing electric noises, the memes bursted through the door, sending Melony and Axol flying. Fortunately, the crew was saved when SMG1 and SMG2, whose names were unknown to everyone at the time, drove in with the Mario-Mobile, running over the memes. Everyone jumped into the wagon, and they were all surprised at how fancy and large the inside was as SMG1 drove the car out.

#### Saving Mario, SMG4, and SMG3

*"Thank you Melony!"*
―Axol to Melony[src]
During the ride, everyone overheard Bob Bobowski talking to SMG4 through his iPad, prompting everyone to stand around him to see SMG4. They all cheered that SMG4 was alright, and SMG4 explained that they were in the Dark Web and "some weird thing" kidnapped Mario, so he needed them to save him, SMG3 and Mario. Everyone noticed SMG2 bursting through the window and began talking to SMG4. When SMG2 asked for SMG4's Guardian Pod, they were all confused. SMG1 then gave exposition through the TV, explaining that they were going to fight a virus from another universe, scaring everyone, with Melony being carried by Axol.

SMG1 further explained that the virus named "SMG0", whose name wasn't known to everyone at the time, travelled across the Multiverse and destroyed universes. SMG1 revealed that he and SMG2 were from a universe "Zero" already destroyed, but the three of them managed to arrive to the Mushroom Kingdom. SMG2 apologized for accidentally bringing the "apocalypse" here, but they needed a Guardian Pod to defeat "Zero". SMG1 and SMG2 then decided to use SMG3's Guardian Pod, and after that, SMG4 and SMG3 were abducted by a Corrupted Meme, much to everyone's shock. The crew also overheard SMG2 mentioning an "Avatar".

The SMG4 Crew managed to find SMG3's Guardian Pod, or USB, at the field SMG3 first arrived on. Afterwards, SMG1 drove the Mario-Mobile into "SMG0"'s Cathedral, but suddenly, the car was grabbed by zombies that were multi-colored Marios. On SMG2's command, everyone jumped out from the back of the wagon, but Bob's thicc ass temporarily blocked the way. SMG1 and SMG2 tried to charge at "Zero" with the USB, but zombies were blocking their way, so Melony used the Fierce Deity Sword to shoot a ring of lasers at the zombies, causing an explosion.

Melony was levitating with a yellow light surrounding her, and she waved at SMG1 and SMG2. The Battle at "SMG0"'s Cathedral grew intense, with everyone trying to fend off the zombies to make way for SMG1 and SMG2. When Axol was overwhelmed with zombies, Melony, glowing red, flew in and sliced the zombies away from Axol, causing an explosion that killed those zombies. She happily looked back at Axol, who hugged her and thanked her, prompting Melony to hug her best friend back.

When Bob and Fishy Boopkins were beatboxing, Melony was amazed by how good they were. Everyone overheard SMG1 and SMG2 revealing their names to SMG4. After SMG1 threw the USB towards "Zero", it started entrapping the virus inside, creating a bright purple light that flashed at everyone, almost blowing Melony away as she was standing next to Bob. SMG1 and SMG2 got inhaled by the USB, and after the light faded away, everyone found Mario unconscious on the pedestal. Everyone ran towards him, and mourned about the idea that he had passed away, but fortunately, Mario was alive, and everyone cheered. Melony hugged Tari, who was hugging Mario.

Later, they all noticed the USB glowing green, and then it resurrected the multi-colored Marios around them. Using the Mario-Mobile and its wagon, the SMG4 Crew brought all the resurrected people to Bloopersville. Melony stood outside for a while before the crew headed back to Peach's Castle to deal with the Corrupted Meme. The memes were successfully restored and returned to the Internet Graveyard. During the sunset, the crew sat on the roof to converse about how weird the ten year anniversary was. They all then bewilderedly stared at SMG4 seemingly talking to the wall.

### Adventures in 2021

#### *Friday Night Funkin'* Curse

*"Midnight. Ohwowow."
"Oh hell no!"*
―Melony and Tricky the Clown[src]
In the foyer at Peach's Castle, Mario and Tari were having a *Friday Night Funkin'* style rap battle. Melony was sitting on the speakers, bobbing her head sideways to "Fresh". Suddenly, an Inter-Dimensional Portal opened if front of the speakers, sending Melony, Mario and Tari flying to the entrance. Mommy Mearest emerged from the portal, which closed by itself. Melony witnessed Mommy Mearest cursing Whimpu with the Friday Night Funkin' Curse, causing him to dance nonstop. After Mommy Mearest explained the curse, she zapped Melony and her friends with lasers, casting the curse onto them before Mommy Mearest left through the opened portal, which closed again.

After a three-second countdown, everyone started to Friday Night Funk to "Bopeebo". Mario knew that Boyfriend could help them lift the curse, so he Friday Night Funked his way outside. Later, everyone was Friday Night Funkin' to "Eggnog", and Melony was having trouble sleeping on a Minecraft bed since she couldn't stop moving. When Boyfriend and Girlfriend confronted Mommy Mearest at Daddy Dearest's Mansion, Melony and her friends who were cursed, except Axol, and Hal Monitor were summoned through a Warp Pipe. The team began facing against Mommy Mearest's team.

In Week 6, which was the final week in the challenges, Melony was up against Tricky the Clown. Melony was sleeping peacefully on the bush on Peach's Castle bridge, holding an Eevee plushie. While sleeping, a masked Tricky sneaked up on her and started singing "Improbable Outset", but Melony was able to rap her arrows while she was sleeping, without making sound. She had been using her left hand to point at the directions of the arrows, which angered Tricky, prompting him to remove his mask launch the bush towards the door. Melony woke up, angered, and the two began singing "Madness" while she was glowing red.

Later, Melony jumped into the air and pulled out the Fierce Deity Sword, trying to use it on Tricky while he defended himself with his giant microphone. Tricky used his microphone to launch the sword into the garden, and he tried to catched Melony with his giant hands, but she managed to dodge them rapidly. Melony did the Naruto Run as she sped towards her sword, being chased by Tricky. She jumped forward, and when Tricky tried to grab her, Melony retrieved her sword and pierced it through Tricky, from his anus to out of his mouth. Tricky was killed as his body disappeared. Melony lied down on the grass, going to sleep peacefully. When the battles were over, Melony and her friends were lifted from the curse. They all watched as Daddy Dearest and Mommy Mearest flew out of the house to explore space.

#### Buying The Super Ultra Comfy Bed Deluxe

*"...Ikea...?"
"Woooo! Thats it! We can call Tech support! Good thinking Melony!"
"Huh... Ahhh..."*
―Melony and Axol[src]
In the foyer of Peach's Castle, Axol had bought the Super Ultra Comfy Bed Deluxe from IKEA for Melony. A giant box that seemingly had the bed inside stood on the ground. Axol showed Melony a picture of what the bed would look like, stated its name, and declared that it would give her the best sleep possible, delighting Melony. When Axol opened the box, parts of the bed and tools burst out at him. Melony didn't understand what to do at first, so she lied down on the pile of wood, holding the raw fish, but she got angry that it wasn't comfortable.

After picking up the manual, Axol asked Melony if she had ever put together a bed before, which she caught her attention. Axol assured her that it wouldn't be too hard since he could help her, which filled Melony with glee. When she was handed the manual, she awed at it before making it into a paper hat for herself to wear, making Axol look at her with half-closed eyes. While Axol was putting the wooden planks in place, Melony formed a pentagram with her planks, which glowed red. In amidst a fire at the center of the pentagram, Death rose up, laughing demonically. Melony waved at him happily, and Death casually waved back and greeted her, since they already knew each other.

After Death left, Melony tried to drill a hole into a wooden plank that was stood upright, but the drill's needle got stuck, causing the drill and Melony to spin in circles. Melony hammered a plank onto Axol's back, who didn't even notice. Believing she did a good job, Melony gave a thumbs up to Axol, and he reciprocated before walking away with a plank stuck to his back. After the plank was removed, Axol unfolded the manual and gave it to Melony.

She stared at the instructions, but due to her not understanding much, Melony viewed them as French, with the pictures being France-related. She was still confused by it while she thought of a french painter, so Melony threw the manual away and picked up two planks. She tried to mentally calculate as to what to do with them, and after a few seconds, she simply placed one plank on top of the other, feeling as if she passed a mission on *Grand Theft Auto V*, and Axol gave her a thumbs up just to make her feel good about it.

Later, Melony and Axol awkwardly looked at the pile of parts that were suppose to be made into a bed, with Axol stating that it didn't look right. Melony then came up with an idea, so she carried a mattress and threw it on the pile, then she yelled out "YES!" with a lot of energy and fell asleep on the mattress. Melony was awake, and she watched Axol convincing Mario to help build the bed, delighting her.

Mario made a wooden beach chair, bewildering Melony as he laid her on the bed. After getting up, Melony was further bewildered when Mario looked at the other side of the manual, which had instructions of how to make a robot using the parts. Melony watched as Mario built a giant robot, which grabbed Mario and placed him inside the cased mattress for him to sleep. When the Bed attempted to shoot Axol with a laser, Melony gaped in awe, but Axol corrected her that she shouldn't react like that, since he almost died, saddening Melony.

Melony watched as Axol tried to fight the Bed using his Inkweaver, but it was no use, so Axol told the gaping Melony to use her deity powers. While smiling, she attempted to summon the Fierce Deity Sword, as her left hand, raised in the air, glowed green. However, Melony was low on energy, so she went to sleep on the floor. Axol carried the sleeping Melony, and she woke up as they were being chased by the Bed. Axol made a jump towards the room with the Warp Painting to Jolly Roger Bay, bursting through the door and landing near the painting.

After Axol blocked the door with Toads, he pleaded Melony to go to bed by doing things that would relax her, which were working. But then, the Bed was making too much noise trying to get in. Melony crossed her arms as Axol pleaded Melony to "go the f\*ck to sleep", but she refused. Axol threw in a Poké Ball, which released a Jigglypuff with a microphone. The Jigglypuff yelled noises, prompting Melony to clap and show a sign saying 10, rating the Jigglypuff a ten out of ten.

Suddenly, the Jigglypuff was killed by one of the Bed's appendages, which broke through the wall. Melony took cover and started crying out. Melony was given headphones by Axol, and the headphones were playing sleepy music, prompting Melony to close her eyes in front of Axol, who wished her goodnight before she fell asleep. While she was sleeping, the Bed broke inside and attempted to attack Melony, but Axol hid her under one of three Toad caps. After mixing them around, the Bed had to guess which one had Melony, so when it picked wrong, it knocked all the caps aside to see Melony.

During the fight between Axol and the Bed, Melony energy was recharging, and when Axol was almost killed, Melony flew in with her sword and swiped the Bed away. Melony was delighted by Axol, and they both took stances to fight the Bed. They used their respective weapons to strike blows at the Bed while in the air. Melony kept hitting the Bed's back side, and when the Bed requested her to shove the sword up his anus, Melony paused in bewilderment.

After the Bed squished Axol, Melony grew furious and swung her sword to shoot a laser beam, but it did no damage. She tried again repeatedly but it was no use, prompting Melony to say "Goddamnit", and Axol told her to watch her language. When Melony was holding her sword against the Bed, which tried to pin her down, Melony noticed an IKEA logo, and she said the name out loud.

## Powers and Abilities

### Powers

*"Well, Melony is basically a watermelon equipped with the Fierce Deity Mask, right? And we've seen her harness a fraction of her power before. I was just trying to unlock her true potential."*
―Bob Bobowski[src]
* **Fierce Deity Mask Empowerment**: Melony was equipped with the Fierce Deity Mask, which both transformed her into a human being and granted her the powers of the Fierce Deity.
	+ **Superhuman Reflexes**: Melony has superhuman reaction time. She repeatedly dodged Tricky the Clown trying to grab her during their rap battle. She also effortlessly nudged aside when Swagmaster6969696969 tried to shoot her with a tank.
	+ **Flight**: Melony is capable of high speed flight. She could control her own motion-based force to move through the air at great speeds and instantly stop moving while in the air by completely freezing her motion.
		- **Levitation**: In addition to flight, Melony is able to levitate off the ground without actually flying.

### Abilities

*"I NEED YOUR HACKING SKILLS!!!!"*
―Mario to Melony[src]
* **Expert Hacker**: Melony is a highly skilled hacker. She was a primary part of the Theft of the YouTube Remote, having to bypass YouTube Headquarters' advanced security systems and disable the laser field leading to the YouTube Remote. She was also able to use this tools to hack into Uber to order a plate of spaghetti for Mario.
* **Sword Expert**: Melony is highly skilled at using the Fierce Deity Sword in combat, with her managing to slay several zombies during the Battle at SMG0's Cathedral. She was able to block a few strikes from Tricky the Clown with it, though she temporarily lost it in the process. Melony can also swing the sword to produce laser rings to fight her opponents. Despite being to fend herself and strike blows at her enemies, Melony spent time training on how to use her powers, especially how to handle her sword.

## Relationships

	+ Axol † - Boyfriend and Consensual Victim
	+ Mario - Former Owner, Third Accidental Destroyer and Temporary Enemy
	+ Luigi - Temporary Enemy
	+ Meggy Spletzer - Temporary Enemy
	+ SMG4
	+ Fishy Boopkins - Second Accidental Destroyer
	+ Bob Bobowski - Former Best Friend
	+ Shroomy
	+ Saiko Bichitaru - Temporary Enemy
	+ Tari
* Chris Gordman
* Intruding Bee
* Whimpu
* Hotel Owners Association - Former Enemies
	+ Tom Nook - Former Enemy
	+ Nostalgia Critics - Former Enemies
* RTX Goose
* Boyfriend
* Bowser - First Accidental Destroyer
* Belle Fontiere - Temporary Enemy
* JubJub Boopkins
* SMG3 - Former Owner, Friend and Former Attempted Victim
* Rob
* Hal Monitor - Temporary Enemy
* Wizard Rock
* Jeeves
* Heavy Squidward
* Old Man Hobo
* Ztar
* Susan Wojcicki
* Death
* Satan
* Steve
* Omnia Academy
	+ Ryuta Kawashima - Teacher
	+ SMG1
	+ SMG2
	+ Swagmaster6969696969 - Former Attempted Victim
* SMG0 †
* Isabelle
* Villager
* Ugandan Knuckleses
* Morshu
* Zombies
* Niles/Eldritch SMG0 † - Attempted Killer, Attempted Victim, Former Mentor, Bully and Controller
* Senpai
* Ruv
* Sarvente
* Tankman
* Pico
* Tricky the Clown - Victim
* Box Club - Former Teammates and Kidnappers
	+ Box Club Leader † - Former Leader
	+ BLU Heavy

## Appearances

* *SMG4*
	+ *2021*
		- *Mario Babies* (flashback)
	+ *2020*
		- *Deleted.* (alternate timeline)
	+ *2021*
		- *Mario Babies* (flashback)
	+ *2019*
		- *Mario Alone*
	+ *2020*
		- *I Can't Believe It's Not SMG4!*
		- *Mario VS Youtube*
		- *Deleted.*
		- *A Totally Normal S̷͍͖͉̙͚͎̑̃̿͑̆̇̚͠M̸͇͇̦̮̌̿Ğ̴̫̗̖͎͔̳4̶̞͇̰̎̀́̚ Episode*
		- *War Of The Fat Italians 2020*
		- *War of the Simps*
		- *Cooking with Mario & Bowser: World Tour*
		- *Mario's Mask Of Madness*
	+ *2021*
		- *The Intruder...*
		- *The Melony Felony*
		- *Mario's Bed and Breakfast*
		- *The Quest for RTX*
		- *If Mario Was In.... Friday Night Funkin*
		- *Mario Babies*
		- *10 Year Anniversary Special*
		- *If Mario Was In Friday Night Funkin 2*
		- *The Bed.*
		- *Into the Dark Web*
		- *She's Back!*
		- *If Mario Was In... Anime* (mentioned)

## Behind the Scenes

* Melony's first appearance as a human was originally meant to be in *War of the Simps*, with the convention being Melony falling into the Waifu Maker and transformed into a waifu. However, the model of Melony wasn't finished yet, so Luke Lerdwichagul and Kevin Lerdwichagul postponed her transformation to *Mario's Mask Of Madness*.

## References

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The Glitch Productions Franchise Wiki has a collection of quotes related to **Melony**.

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 *SMG4: 2020.26: I Can't Believe It's Not SMG4!*
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 *SMG4: 2020.29: Mario VS Youtube*
3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 *SMG4: 2020.31: A Totally Normal S̷͍͖͉̙͚͎̑̃̿͑̆̇̚͠M̸͇͇̦̮̌̿Ğ̴̫̗̖͎͔̳4̶̞͇̰̎̀́̚ Episode*
4. ↑ 4.0 4.1 4.2 *SMG4: 2020.32: War Of The Fat Italians 2020*
5. ↑ 5.0 5.1 5.2 *SMG4: 2020.46: Mario's Mask Of Madness*
6. ↑ 6.0 6.1 6.2 6.3 6.4 6.5 *SMG4: 2021.04: The Melony Felony*
7. ↑ 7.0 7.1 7.2 7.3 *SMG4: 2021.15: 10 Year Anniversary Special*
8. ↑ 8.0 8.1 8.2 *SMG4: 2021.13: Mario Babies*
9. ↑ *SMG4: 2019.47: Mario Alone*
10. ↑ *SMG4: 2020.30: Deleted.*
11. ↑ *SMG4: 2020.44: War of the Simps*
12. ↑ *SMG4: 2020.45: Cooking with Mario & Bowser: World Tour*
13. ↑ *SMG4: 2021.02: The Intruder...*
14. ↑ *SMG4: 2021.10: Mario's Bed and Breakfast*
15. ↑ *SMG4: 2021.11: The Quest for RTX*
16. ↑ *SMG4: 2021.12: If Mario Was In.... Friday Night Funkin*
17. ↑ *SMG4: 2021.17: If Mario Was In Friday Night Funkin 2*
18. ↑ *SMG4: 2021.20: The Bed.*
19. ↑ *SMG4: 2021.21: Into the Dark Web*
20. ↑ *SMG4: 2021.27: She's Back!*
21. ↑ *SMG4: 2021.29: The Day HE Arrived.*
22. ↑ *SMG4: 2021.30: Doomsday but Mario is Okay*
23. ↑ *SMG4: 2021.31: Mario and The Backrooms*
24. ↑ *SMG4: 2021.33: The Final Piece*
25. ↑ 25.0 25.1 25.2 25.3 *SMG4: 2021.34: War Of The Fat Italians 2021*
26. ↑ *SMG4: 2021.35: Mario has a BBQ but he's not invited*
27. ↑ *SMG4: 2021.38: To Become A God*
28. ↑ *SMG4: 2021.40: If Mario Was In.... SQUID GAME*
29. ↑ Reacting To Melony Memes