Asherpate's cars series 1 episode 30: 1993 Dinoco 400

Jeff Gorvette's 2nd Dinoco 400. Dale Earnhardt won the 1993 Piston Cup after 7 wins.

## Transcript

Dale Earnhardt: Ok! This is the final race of this season.

Jeff Gorvette: Maybe I would get my first career win, and probably, THE PISTON CUP!

Dale Earnhardt: That maybe inposible!

Ray Reverham: Ok! Your qualifing 15th.

Jeff Gorvette: I have to gain some ground!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And we're underway for the 1993 Dinoco 400!

Jeff Gorvette: I'll try to win!

(lap 153)

Ken Squier: It's lap 153 and Rusty Wallace is in the lead!

Pinkie: We don't want Rusty to win the Piston Cup!

Jeff Gorvette: This is my shot from 15th to 1st! (passes Rusty Wallace)

Rusty Wallace: UGH!

Ned Carrett: JEFF GORVETTE TAKES THE LEAD FROM RUSTY WALLACE!

Spike: I believe he's gonna win this race, and the Piston Cup!

Ken Squier: This rookie can win this race.

Ned Carrett: I know, Ken! I know!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette leads lap 153! So Ned, Pinkie, and Spike, how can you mention that Jeff Gorvette would surprisingly win the Piston Cup after winning this race?

Jeff Gorvette: Yes! I have to keep this lead!

Rusty Wallace: HA! NOT SURE! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: OH AND RUSTY WILL PASS JEFF!

Jeff Gorvette: THAT'S NOT FAIR!

Rusty Wallace: HA HA HA! SEEYA SUCKER!

Jeff Gorvette: I'LL SHOW YOU!

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace must not win the Piston Cup!

Spike: I AM SCARED!

Pinkie: He's a jerk!

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace leads lap 154! It's lap 155 and Jeff Gorvette is drafting along with him!

Ned Carrett: And Jeff Gorvette trying to take the lead back! Is he gonna get it?

Jeff Gorvette: I must be in the lead! I must be in the lead! (passes Rusty Wallace)

Spike: I DON'T BELIEVE IT! HOW DID JEFF GORVETTE PASS RUSTY WALLACE SO FAST!

Ned Carrett: Jeff is fast, but he has never won a race this year!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette leads lap 155!

(lap 160)

Ron Blaster: Time to gain on this rookie!

Ken Squier: Ron Blaster is now up to 2nd behind the leader, Jeff Gorvette!

Ned Carrett: And Ron trying to take the lead from Gorvette!

Ron Blaster: I must do better than my rookie season last year! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ken Squier: Ron Blaster gets a clear pass on Jeff and will lead lap 160!

(lap 193)

Rusty Wallace: If that rookie passes me again, I'll wreck him!

Jeff Gorvette: I HAVE TO TAKE THE LEAD FROM YOU! (passes Rusty Wallace)

Ned Carrett: And Jeff Gorvette takes the lead from Rusty Wallace!

Rusty Wallace: Oh yeah! Take this! (dumps Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: OH AND JEFF GORVETTE IS SPINNING INTO THE OUTSIDE WALL!

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace goes through the caution flag, and the caution is out!

Ray Reverham: It's over, pal! No chance to win this season!

Jeff Gorvette: (bawls) WHY!? WHY!!!!!? WHAT IF I WILL END UP BECOMING A MAGNET FACE LIKE STINKY SAMMY SMELTER! (cries)

Ken Squier: Looks like the rookie has no chance of winning this race today!

(last lap)

Ken Squier: This is close. Dale Earnhardt is currently 6th. He is leading the championship. Rusty Wallace is in the 2nd spot and behind Dale by 14 points. 3rd in the championship right now is Billy Oilchanger 21 points behind Dale currently in 8th place. You guys said that we don't want Rusty to win!

Ned Carrett: Rusty Wallace tries to get a move on leader Billy Oilchanger! Rusty touches him! Billy keeps it steady but Rusty goes out of control!

Pinkie: RUSTY IS OUT OF CONTROL! HE TAKES OUT LARRY SMITH AND MURRAY CLUTCHBURN AND THE CAUTION COMES OUT! The race ends under caution due to this.

Rusty Wallace: UGH! I WAS SO CLOSE!

Ken Squier: AND NOW DALE EARNHARDT WINS THE 1993 PISTON CUP! HIS 6TH PISTON CUP IN AN UNBELIEVABLE LAST LAP TURN OF EVENTS!

Rusty Wallace: Why? Why did this have to happen?

Billy Oilchanger: It's your fault for touching me.

Jeff Gorvette: I know one thing. Your chances of the Piston Cup may be gone but to us, you're a mean racer. You will never get another Piston Cup!

Rusty Wallace: But, this was the closest I ever was. I will never have such a good performance again. I hate you guys!

Jeff Gorvette: Do you want The King and Dale Earnhardt to come here?

Rusty Wallace: NO!

Billy Oilchanger: Ok I will get The King and Dale Earnhardt!

(Billy goes near them)

Billy Oilchanger: Good news, guys!

Dale Earnhardt: What?

The King: Did Rusty crash?

Billy Oilchanger: Luckly, yes.

The King: Rusty is sure a mean racer.

Dale Earnhardt: Yeah! He wrecks other cars like Chick Hicks!

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah! Earnhardt is right.

Rusty Wallace: You guys suck!

The King: It's not ok, Rusty.

Jeff Gorvette: You are a mean racer!

Dale Earnhardt: I know how it feels like, Rusty. You really suck! GET OUT!

Rusty Wallace: UGH!

(victory lane)

Spike: So Dale, good job winning the 1993 Piston Cup! This is your 6th Piston Cup! Tell is what happen?

Dale Earnhardt: Well, I was 6th before the last lap, until then, I passed the leaders and Rusty Wallace totched Billy Oilchanger, causing him to take out Larry Smith and Murray Clutchburn. I then took over to win!

Spike: That's inpresive! You're son is very proud of you winning your 6th Piston Cup!

Dale Earnhardt: Yeah! My son is so happy! His name is Dale Earnhardt Jr. He's not a racer yet, but he's a fan of me.

Spike: Good luck, Dale!

Kraig Shiftright: Good job, Dale! Now, I'm gonna retire from racing.

Dale Earnhardt: Ok! Enjoy your retirement, Kraig!

(2 hours later, Dale Earnhardt went home to tell his son that Dale won the Piston Cup)

Dale Jr: Dad, this is so great! I watched you winning your 6th Piston Cup on TV. Yeah! I'm totally happy! But that stupid Rusty Wallace, he was the one who broke your heart!

Dale Earnhardt: I know Rusty's a mean racer, son.

Dale Jr: Dad, I heard what happened. The stupid Rusty Wallace crashed!

Dale Earnhardt: You really mean it?

Dale Jr: Yeah I do. I hate to see Rusty winning, but he luckly crashed, and you're this season's champion! WHOOOOO HOOOOO!!!!!

Dale Earnhardt: Ok, I am blushing now thanks to you, teady bear.