Rowley the food

207.Rowley was not your average 11-year-old boy. In fact, he wasn't a boy at all, but a delectable chocolate cake with a mischievous personality. He lived with his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Jefferson, in a quaint little town. However, their lives took an unexpected turn when they decided to go on a holiday to Chernobyl.

It was the fateful night of April 26, 1986, at 1:23:53 am. The Jefferson family was enjoying a picnic in the shadow of the infamous nuclear power plant. Mr. Jefferson had just finished setting out a delicious spread of food on the picnic table when a sudden shockwave from the reactor tore through the area.

In an instant, their skins were ripped away, and their bodily fluids flew into the nearby food. Mr. Jefferson became a sausage roll, while Mrs. Jefferson transformed into a plump apple. As for Rowley, he found himself turned into a scrumptious chocolate cake. Despite the absurdity of their situation, the family was relieved to be alive.

They hastily made their way back home, hopping on a plane with their peculiar food forms. Unfortunately, fate had something else in store for Mr. Jefferson, the sausage roll. It just so happened that a mischievous West Highland White Terrier named Dougal was seated nearby. Dougal had a particular fondness for sausage rolls and, unable to resist, he devoured Mr. Jefferson in one bite.

Left with only Mrs. Jefferson, the now apple, and Rowley, the lone chocolate cake, the family continued their lives. Mrs. Jefferson, finding solace in her apple form, took matters into her own hands. She took to the garden and began to defecate apple seeds, creating an abundance of Rowley apples that grew beautifully in their backyard.

However, the tale took another unexpected twist. The family's pets, intrigued by the scent of these new apples, attempted to feast on them, not realizing that the juice inside the apples was made from Rowley's bodily fluids. The taste of the peculiar juice quickly repelled them, and they backed off, leaving the Rowley apples untouched by their furry friends.

The Jeffersons quickly realized they had stumbled upon an opportunity. With hundreds of Rowley apples at their disposal, they decided to sell them to local supermarkets. Unbeknownst to the unsuspecting customers, they soon found themselves face to face with these curious fruits. Some found them deliciously sweet, while others were astounded by their unique flavors.

Throughout their entrepreneurial venture, Rowley continued to live life like a cake. It was a sweet existence, until the day he stumbled upon Lawrence, an 87-year-old man with an insatiable appetite for cake. Without a second thought, Lawrence devoured Rowley whole, much to the dismay of the Jeffersons.

Yet, despite being consumed, Rowley discovered something remarkable - he had gained control over Lawrence's body during the night. Using his newfound abilities, he delighted in sleepwalking and mischievously opened doors, bringing a newfound sense of excitement to Lawrence's life.

However, not everyone in Lawrence's life was pleased with the mysterious changes. His wife, Sue, found herself deeply confused by her husband's bizarre behavior. Nights were no longer peaceful, as Lawrence, under Rowley's influence, stirred up the house with his unusual antics.

And so, Rowley the cake continued his whimsical existence within Lawrence's body, bringing laughter and mayhem to his nightly escapades. Though it wasn't the traditional life he had envisioned, he found happiness in the unexpected twists and turns of his journey.

As for Lawrence and Sue, their story took yet another unpredictable turn, but that's a tale for another time