Breadlord

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### Likes

Friends, drawing, history, Eddsworld, Night in the woods, Undertale, The Caretaker, sushi, doctor who, Tord, lost media, legos, Polandball, spiderman, 1910-40's aesthetics, salmon, reanimation, dhmis, democracy, socialism, guns, caramel lattes, mack the knife

### Dislikes

Homophobes, geese, Asuka, Light Yagami, Percy Jackson, Russophiles, soda, Nominal Dingus, gore, police, Marxism–Leninism, communist china, fascists, twitter

## History

Breadlord was born on October 13th, 2004 in Long Island New York. In his childhood years, Breadlord took a keen interest in Paleontology and oceanography leading to much of his time being spent watching dinosaur and ocean documentaries. In 2014 Breadlord would be introduced to indie games with the release of Scott Cawthon's Five Nights At Freddy's series which he instantly developed a deep fascination for due to its unique gameplay and storyline, this would also be the first fandom breadlord ever became a part of although he never really interacted with other members. In late 2016 Breadlord came across Toby Fox's Undertale from Jacksepticeye's playthrough and became enthralled with the characters, music, story, and humor, from here he would join the Undertale fandom and discover the concept of fan-made alternate universes or AU's taking a distinct liking towards underswap, horrortale, and mafiatale. By 2017 Breadlord was tired of not engaging in the communities he had been a part of so he created a discord account and joined the servers for fan games one of which was SpongeTale, little did he know that from that decision he would make lifetime and close friends like Funky, Vania, Crystlon, Jenn, and Wahbox but also, unfortunately, introduce him to the likes of Matt, Jason, Riley, and Nominal Dingus. At the start, Breadlord would message in the SpongeTale server but this would evolve to him becoming friends with and being added by the others to group chats, unfortunately, dramas would flair up now and then so GCs would come and go but despite that, the core members stuck together. In 2018 Breadlord and Funky summoned Moe Lester to help act out a plan against Samuel Wolfang out of retribution for the changes he made to Revenge the Unseen ending. Eventually, cracks started to form which couldn’t be ignored and Matt was let go for posting gore and racism, Jason was let go for the same shit as Matt, Riley was expelled for leaking everyone’s faces and acting like an edgy school shooter, and finally Nominal Dingus was let go for being an overly aggressive and emotional fuckwit. With the loss of previous members, the remaining 7 (plus Jenn) became closer and made one last group chat where they would spend the rest of their days talking free of any MAJOR drama. In 2020 Breadlord discovered he was gay but then 1 days later realized he still liked women as well as any other gender.

## Powers and Abilities

1. Breadlord has great charisma which comes in handy for when needing to dispel fights or making an ally
2. Breadlord is a master at hiding when needed
3. Breadlord is able to seduce lonely milfs who live 10 miles away (including your mom)
4. Breadlord is a really good cook and can make all sorts of meals

## Trivia

* Breadlord is a furry LMAOOOO
* Breadlord favorite color is Byzantium
* Breadlord is a founding member of the the PZW friend group
* it has been leaked that breadlord seeks to retake Constantinople and restore the eastern Roman Empire
* breadlord has two dogs named Charles and Lola
* breadlord once stole a church indulgence from a roman catholic church
* along side The Beatles, The Caretaker and Tally Hall are some of breadlord's favorite music producers
* despite all other PZW members being sonic fans Breadlord has never played a sonic game
* On February 24th breadlord canonically had sex