8th Tribute

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This is an event that always occurs on Day 56, Afternoon. It is the eighth in a series of events that will occur weekly, and require the family to gather certain materials in certain quantities and give them over as tribute.

Hey, today is the day this human garbage named Elof is supposed to visit us, right?

I guess it is, Kari... And I wish we could do something against the smell.

We could just gut him and let him rot, he wouldn't smell worse...

So we'd have a horrible stench all day long instead of only once a week? I'll pass, thanks.

Speaking of the devil... Tone it down, would you? He's here, can't you smell it?

The now familiar hoofbeat of Elof's mule could be heard in the distance.

HEEEEY! Long time no see, my little cuties! Uncle Elof needs a kiss! Come on, give me one!

* **Greet Him Coldly**

You're here for the tribute, right? And we're here to pay it. No nonsense.

* **Elof Needs a Kick?**

That's what I heard, right? You want a kick! No problem! But where? In the balls?

A kiss on the balls, really? I know I'm a handsome man, but I don't do kids... Usually.

UGH! NO WAY! I'd rather cut my own lips off than let them touch your gaping asshole!

* Kari: +  Depression

Kari turn around and walked away quickly, furious.

So, who will give a kiss to handsome Elof? AHR! AHR! Come on, I don‘t bite, my kitten!

(Same options as below.)

* **Give Him a Kiss**

*Who will give Elof a kiss?*

* **No one...**

...

* **Kari**

UGH! NO WAY! I'd rather cut my own lips off than let them touch that gaping asshole!

* Kari: +  Depression

*Kari turned around and walked away quickly, furious.*

So, who will give a kiss to handsome Elof? AHR! AHR! Come on, I don‘t bite, my kitten!

(You are given the same options again.)

* **Moira**

Come on, I've done way worse... I can do that. Even if I'm definitely too sober...

* **Tell him it's worth his share**

Elof, if you get a kiss, that's worth your share, right?

What? Are you trying to bribe me? AHR! AHR! AHR! I only take free kisses!

* **Kiss him. (Constitution)**

Failure
*Mloira got closer Elof, but at the last second, she turned away and... vomited.*

* Moira: +  Depression

Ha! Too bad you missed him!

* Kari: +10 to opinion of Moira

EEEEW! What a repulsive wench! I thought you had some training, eh?

* Moira: +  Depression

You'd better offer me a good share this time, or Bjorn could get a little mad with you... Hee Heee! Anyway, my lovely little friends, now is the time to fill up my bags. Isn't it?
(You are given options to pay the tribute (see below) and may no longer choose to *Give him a Kiss*.)

Success
*Elof leaned forward, and to everyone's surprise, Moira planted a kiss on Elof's cheek.*

* Moira gains  Vomitting for 3 days.

GROSS! Uh, Moira, really... You're disgusting.

* Kari: -10 to opinion of Moira

This was more courageous than disgusting, Kari...

* Eirik: +10 to opinion of Moira

BY FREYJA'S TITS! SOMEONE KISSED ME! It‘s been so long... It's... Wow. Wow...

(You are given the options to pay tribute, the same you are given if you choose not to kiss Elof, but an additional option to *Let Moira Pretend it's (the tribute) Already Loaded*. See below.)

* **Blodeuwedd**

I'd do anything for my family, but this... I don't think I can get this low, even if I wanted to. My lips are for my loved ones only. You 'll never, ever be among them.

Boohoohoo! I thought you'd like me enough for a kiss. You're breaking my poor heart! You'd better offer me a good share this time, or Bjorn could get a little mad with you... Hee Heee! Anyway, my lovely little friends, now is the time to fill up my bags. Isn't it?

Well, about the tribute...

* **Let Moira pretend it's already loaded**

(This option is ONLY available if you chose to *Give him a Kiss*, then chose *Moira* and succeeded the following *Constitution* check.)

We've just put it in your bags. Are you daydreaming, Mister Handsome?

* **Smile at Him (Charisma)**

Failure

Uh, what? Are your trying to seduce me, wench? I'M SMART, YOU KNOW! VERY SMART!

* Björn's level of Animosity increases.

You'd better give Handsome Elof what he's come for. Or else...

(You are cycled back to the initial options to pay tribute, but may no longer attempt to trick him.)

Success

Wow... Yes... YES! Uh, well... Everything is fine, then. See you next time, my favourite little lambs! Pinch me! Wow, wow, wow... 20 Stone next time!

*And Elof went away, with a large, stupid smile on his face.*

* Moira gains the positive trait Seductress permanently.

Well, Moira, I can't say I approve... But that was well played.

* Eirik: +10 to opinion of Moira
* Blodeuwedd: +10 to opinion of Moira
* Kari: +10 to opinion of Moira

What wouldn't I do to avoid my little sister tarnish her immaculate honor, eh?

* Moira: -20 to opinion of Blodeuwedd

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to take a bath. You‘re all welcome to scrub my back.

* **Give him nothing**

Oh, really? Are you sure about that, my sweethearts?

* Björn's level of Animosity increases substantially.

We did our best, Elof. But we simply couldn't gather what you asked for.

I see... Well, think about me when Bjorn will rape your empty eye sockets. I hope I'll be there to watch. AHR! AHR! AHR! But before that, if you're lucky...

* **Pay the tribute**

Let‘s see what we have.

* **Give him nothing**

(Same options as above.)

* **Give him 25 Raw Fish**

Here are your 20 Raw Fish. And a bit more for your efforts. Doing this tour must be exhausting...

* -25  Raw Fish

Oooh, what a nice way to thank me for being such a nice and devoted person! I don't like your beard but I like you, whatever your name is!

* **Give him 20 Raw Fish**

Here are your 20 Raw Fish...

* -20  Raw Fish

Good, good... But surely, if you managed to gather this much, you have a little more for my share, right?

* **Let Moira handle this**

(This option is NOT available if you chose to *Kim Him a Kiss*, then chose *Moira* and FAILED the *Constitution* check OR if you chose *Kim Him a Kiss*, *Moira*, succeeded the *Constitution* check and then chose to *Let Moira Pretend It's Already Loaded* but then FAILED the *Charisma* check.)

We're really sorry, my dear, we have worked so hard... But it's all we managed to gather for you.

* **Do the puppy eyes (Charisma)**

Failure

Then you should have worked harder, my poor little kitten. You know what will happen if you don't.

* Moira: +  Depression

Success

Yeah, well... If you die of exhaustion I won't cry a lot, but that would mean less profit for me... Alright.

* Blodeuwedd: +10 to opinion of Moira
* Eirik: +10 to opinion of Moira

* **Ignore him**

As I said, here are your 20 Raw Fish. Now, please, begone, we have work to do.

* Björn's level of Animosity increases.

* **Give him 5 Raw Fish**

...Of course... Here, take these... For your trouble.

* -5  Raw Fish

Oooh, what a nice way to thank me for being such a nice and devoted person! I don't like your beard but I like you, whatever your name is!

* **Give him 10 Raw Fish**

We can give this much, nothing more...

* -10  Raw Fish
* Björn's level of Animosity increases.

What? Are you deaf, or too stupid to count above five, my poor little ducklings?

You know, I like you. I'll be sad when I'll see your corpses rotting in the trees. So please, make an effort. You don't want make Uncle Elof sad, do you?

I'll come back in seven days for 20 Stone! You'd better get down to work, my little slackers... See you all very soon!