The Mean Team/transcript

## Part 1: Opening

(Shows Paramount Pictures logo)

(Fades to black)

Text: PARAMOUNT PICTURES presents

Text: THE MEAN TEAM

(Shows the houses of Los Angeles)

(The camera pans to Baldwin's house)

Text: VINCENT TONG

Text: BRITT MCKILLIP

Text: JASON SUDEIKIS

Text: TARA STRONG

Text: KENAN THOMPSON

Text: KEL MITCHELL

Text: NICOLE OLIVER

Text: with AMY LOCANE

Text: and GAVIN LANGELO as MIKE

Text: Music by BENJAMIN WALLFISCH

(The camera stop pans to Baldwin's house; cuts to Baldwin singing "Staying' Alive" and dancing)

Text: Screenplay by MATT LIEBERMAN

Baldwin: (singing) Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk (stops singing when Baldwin stays in statue)

Text: Written by CONRAD VERNON

Baldwin: I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.

Text: Produced by CHRIS MELEDANDRI

Baldwin: Music loud and woman warm, I've been kicked out of the bar.

Text: Directed by CHRIS RENAUD

(Cuts to Baldwin knocks on her mom's door)

Baldwin: Twilight? (His mom ignores him) Twlight?

(Cuts to Twilight sleeping)

Baldwin: Twilight! (Angry) TWILIGHT!

(Cuts to Twilight wakes up by Baldwin, hits her head with a roof and her head got injured)

Baldwin: (off-screen) Twilight!

Twilight: (walking to the door) Come on! (Opens the door) What now, Baldwin?

Baldwin: Uh, making breakfast, for school?

Twilight: But, Baldwin, It's 6:38 am.

Baldwin: Oh yeah!

Twilight: Today is Saturday, June 6. We have a concert for kids and adults.

Baldwin: Fine!

Twilight: You're not going to school, why, because it's summer.

(Johnny snores)

Twilight: (throws a pillow at Johnny) Shut up, Johnny!

(Johnny gets knocked off)

Johnny: (off-screen) Ow! Mom!I

Twilight: Sorry, wake up, Johnny!

Johnny: Ok!

## Part 2: Baldwin Makes Breakfast For Twilight And Johnny

(Cuts to Baldwin making pancakes)

(Cuts to Baldwin making bacon)

(Cuts to Baldwin making eggs)

(Cuts to Baldwin puts the breakfast in a tray)

(Baldwin carries a tray and brings the breakfast for Twilight and Johnny)

(Cuts to Baldwin and Johnny looks at Baldwin carring a tray)

Baldwin: Breakfast is served!

Johnny: (flicks her tongue) I am so hungry!

Baldwin: Ok, but don't eat so many (Johnny eats all of the breakfast) bacon!

Twilight: Johnny!

Johnny: Sorry!

Baldwin: (Walks to his room) I am gonna go to my room.

Twilight: Ok!

## Part 3: Johnny's FaceTime Call

(Cuts to Johnny goes to Discord on the computer)

(Johnny's friends: Mike, Jason, Allison and Cady, calls Johnny on Discord)

Johnny: Baldwin is such a fraud.

Mike: Do not do that to Baldwin.

Johnny: Why?

Mike: Because I like Baldwin.

Jason: Mike!

Mike: Sorry.

Jason, Allison and Cady: Mike!

Mike: I said I am sorry!

Allison: Anyway, what are we chatting about? (Johnny ends his call) Johnny? Johnny?

Mike: Johnny?

Cady: Johnny?

Jason: Johnny?

## Part 4: Welcome To The Computer Lab

(Cuts to Los Angeles Computer Lab)

(Cuts to Baldwin, Megan and Joey walking to the computer room)

Baldwin: Nice room!

Megan: Thanks!

Joey: Thanks!

(Cuts to Baldwin, Megan and Joey are touring the room)

Baldwin: This is cool!

Megan: Welcome to the computer lab.

Joey: We can show you (touches the button) this.

Megan and Baldwin: No! Stop! What are you doing?

(Baldwin, Megan and Joey gets sucked in the computer)

(Cuts to Cady carring a snack bag)

Cady: (walking and carried a snack bag) I got you (nothing) food? Hmm. (Leaving the food warm and Cady eats it.)