Home Again (Lilo version)

Gnorga chuckled evilly and rubbed her hands together as the preverbal ball was back in her court. "And, uh...what were you saying, my dear?" she asked Lilo in a silky voice.

Foghorn reappeared on Gnorga's head with one last trick. "Well, she simply said that you're a fat, pompous, bad-tempered, old tyrant!" he laughed.

As Foghorn laughed away into thin air, Gnorga became very angry. "OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!!!" she shouted.

The trolls erupted with applause as they dove and swarmed to arrest Lilo, who rushed out of the courtroom, knocking away any trolls that got in her way.

"You heard what her majesty said!" Llort announced through his crown before getting trampled by the trolls, "Off with her head!"

Daffy blew on his trumpet to call out more trolls as Lilo ran out of the castle with about 52 decks worth of trolls hot on her tail.

Lilo raced into the maze as the trolls followed suit. The chase continued for about 15 minutes as even Gnorga and Llort took part in the chase. The chase ended when Lilo ran (quite literally) into a deck of trolls, knocking them over in the process. Gnorga ran over the trolls on her side, causing an incline that stopped Lilo in her tracks.

As she slid down the troll slide, she noticed the hedge maze vanishing and suddenly wind up in another caucus race, led by Warren T. Rat, of course. The racers included Gnorga, Llort, Kaa, Hiss, Timon, Pumbaa, Heimlich, Flik, some Oysters, and a deck's worth of the trolls.

Everyone (except Lilo): *Forward, backward, inward, outward, here we go again*
*No one ever loses and no one can ever win*
*Backward, forward, outward, inward, bottom to the top*
*Never a beginning...*

Lilo pulled herself out of the caucus and started running across a beach, with Gnorga and the trolls chasing after her.

"Off with her head!" Gnorga shouted, "Off with her head!"

Lilo kept on running as the rocks she jumped over turned into teapots; she suddenly found herself back at Kaa and Hiss's tea party. Just then, Kaa and Hiss appeared out of nowhere and grabbed Lilo.

"Just a moment," Kaa said. "You can't leave a tea party without having a cup of tea, you know!"

Lilo panted, "But-but I can't stop now!"

"Ah, but we insist," said Hiss "You must join us in a cup of tea!"

The two snakes pushed Lilo into a giant cup of tea, which seemed to be more spacious than it looked. She came out, seeing that the tea turned into water...an ocean at that. As she swam, Gnorga was riding at her, using the same method the travel Warren did earlier on.

"OFF WITH HER HEAD!" Gnorga shouted.

Lilo immediately noticed Jiminy, smoking on top of his mushroom.

"Jiminy Cricket, what will I do?" Lilo asked.

He turned to her, not seeming to enjoy her company and blew smoke at her. "Who are you?" Jiminy asked.

As Lilo coughed from the smoke, she suddenly felt solid ground on her feet. The ocean around her disappeared as Jiminy's smoke swirls into a tunnel that stretched for miles. Lilo wasted no time running as Gnorga and the trolls were right behind her.

"There she goes!" Gnorga called, "Don't let her get away! Off with her head!"

The tunnel went on for a while until Lilo came upon Digit. She reached out, desperately trying to grab him. She finally managed to grab it and tried to open the door. However, Digit groaned in pain as Lilo grabbed him. "Still locked, you know." he said.

"But Queen Gnorga!" Lilo explained, "I simply must get out."

Digit chuckled. "But you *are* outside." he said.

Lilo was confused. "What?"

"See for yourself!" said Digit, as he opened his mouth wide to show what he was talking about. Lilo looked inside and saw herself out in the riverbank, asleep under the tree, with Cleo in her lap.

"Why, why that's me!" Lilo exclaimed, "I'm asleep!"

"Don't let her get away!" Gnorga ordered, "Off with her head!"

The Hawaiian human girl turned around to see Gnorga and her mob rushing at her, and this time she was cornered with nowhere else to run.

"Lilo! Lilo, wake up!" Lilo begged herself, "Please wake up, Lilo!"

She attempted to wake the other Lilo on the other side up. But she was too late! The attacks finally reached her, mere inches away from hitting her.

At that moment, everything went bright white. The last thing Lilo could hear was a distant voice calling her name, "Lilo! Lilo!"

The voice revealed to be Chel in the real world, who was calling to her daughter to wake up. "Lilo! Lilo!" Chel called out, "Will you please pay attention and recite your lesson?"

Finally, Lilo woke up from her slumber. Her mind was still fresh from her "adventure." She asked, "Hmmm? Oh. Oh! Uh..." She heard to the word "recite," and she suddenly shot up to recite.

Lilo: *How doth the little crocodile*
*Improve his shining tail*
*And pour the waters of the...*

"Lilo, what are you talking about?" Chel cut her off.

"Oh, I'm sorry, Mom." Lilo apologized to her mother, "But you see, Dr. Facilier said..."

"Dr. Facilier?" Chel was confused. "Oh, for goodness' sake! Lilo, I...Oh, well." she said, "Come along, your father and brothers are waiting for you. It’s time for dinner, anyway."

Chel led Lilo home from the park for dinner as Lilo picked up Cleo. Lilo was glad to be home after the long adventure she had. Even if it was just a crazy dream...Or was it? One thing was for sure, Lilo knew that she would remember this dream for a long, long time...and the new yet, strange friends she met along the way.

Chorus: *Lilo in Wonderland*
*Over the hill or here or there*
*I wonder where*

*The End*

*A JusSonic Production*