Villains vs Heroes

The bonus episode of The Rise of Supervillain Lisa.

## Synopsis:

A continuation of the Lisa Supervillain series.

## Transcript:

It was a stormy night in Royal Woods. Lisa and David are still supervillains and are in a dark alley discussing their plans for global conquest.

Lisa: This will be big, David. Our friends are under our control!

 David: Yes. With Robert and Riley's brownie bar and our supervillain serum, everyone in the world will become villains!

 Lisa: Yes! And we'll be victorious!

 ~ ~ ~

In Middleton, Kim Possible got a distress call on her cell.

 Kim: I don't believe this!

 Ron: Believe what?

 Kim: Lisa and David are still out there. Waiting to take over the world.

 Ron: Oh no!

 Kim: Right?

 ~ ~ ~

3 states away in the big city, a teenage guy and a preteen girl was watching the news.

 Reporter: This just in, the infamous Lisa Loud and David Miller have struck in this city! Where are our famous heroes now?

 Kick Ass turned off the TV.

 Kick Ass: We must do something!!

 Hit Girl: Yeah! That bitch messed with the wrong girl!

 Kick Ass: Well, what are we gonna do?

 Hit Girl: Leave that to me.

 ~ ~ ~

Lisa, David, Hugh, Robert, and Riley were in Lisa and David's lair plotting their next move.

 Lisa: This world will be ours and no lame superheroes will stop us.

Hugh: What do you have in mind, my lady?

 Lisa: Well, Robert, Riley, you are in charge of brainwashing everyone with your scrumptious food! Hugh, you'll brainwash any brain dead girl into going out with you, thus turning them evil. And David and I will be on surveillance, tracking down anyone who shall threaten us and annihilate them.

 David: That's brilliant!

 Robert: I can hardly wait.

 Riley: Let's get cooking!

 Lisa smirked.

 Lisa: Perfect.

 ~ ~ ~

In Centium City, the Elite force also heard of the news about Lisa and David.

 Chase: I don't believe this!

Bree: I know! I thought we stopped them months ago!

 Kaz: More like they fled to some planet.

 Oliver: That's right! They even tried blowing up the earth!

 Skylar: Thankfully this world is too powerful for even them.

 Chase: Right? We have to stop them one way or another!

 ~ ~ ~

The Thunderman family was also watching the news.

 Reporter: This just in! Lisa and David are at it again! This world will never be the same again.

 Phoebe: This is a disaster!

 Max: I know! I thought we stopped them!

 Barb: Well, you know what this means...

 Hank: Exactly. You kids will help us take down those villains... again.

 Billy: Awesome! This time, things can't go wrong!

 Nora: Of course not. But they might get worse. I heard Lisa and David now have a new strategy with more people on their side.

 Chloe: Uh oh!

 Phoebe: Uh oh is right. There's no way I'm doing this!

 Max: Ditto.

 Barb: Oh come on! The world is at stake!

 Hank: This is worse than when Dark Mayhem's orb turned Phoebe evil! We all did something then.

 Phoebe: Don't remind me... Okay. Fine.

 Max: I guess it can't go TOO bad...

 Barb: That's the spirit!

 ~ ~ ~

Hugh went all over the world and started turning girls into supervillains. And he ended with Hit Girl's frenemy, Brooke.

 Hugh: I know you love me.

 Brooke: I do! I do!

 Hugh: Then you're coming with me to tear the world apart.

 Brooke (evil sounding): Gladly!

 Hugh smirked and left.

 Hit Girl overheard everything and went up to Brooke.

 Hit Girl: You backstabbing little bitch!

 Brooke: I'm sorry. But I can't be on your team anymore. I got a better offer.

 Hit Girl: From that jerk? You can do better!

 Brooke: Have you at least once considered what I want? You never did!

 Hit Girl: Ugh. Just go. Our falsely perfect friendship is now over! That is, if we were EVER friends! My dad actually forced me to be friends with you.

 Brooke started crying.

Brooke: Okay... I'm out.

 Brooke left.

 Hit Girl: Yeah. You just keep running, ya little whore.

 ~ ~ ~

Lisa and David were in Lisa's lair when all her siblings came in.

 Lisa: What do you want?

David: Yeah! We're so close to taking over the world!

Lana: But you did that last month!

Lola: Yeah. A bunch of superheroes were trying to help us... and all our friends.

 Lincoln: Yeah! Cody was traumatized! He never cried so much afterwards.

 Lisa: I don't care about your dang friends! This world will be ours!

 David: Yeah! This time, you can't stop us.

 Lisa: Yeah. There's an all you can eat buffet upstairs with your name on it.

Lynn: We're not falling for that. Obviously Robert and Riley made the meal.

 Lucy: Yeah. We're not that stupid.

 Leni: But there's sushi! I just, like, had to take a few rolls.

 Leni held up a small platter of sushi.

 Lori: Don't eat it. It's literally poisoned.

 Leni: It's soooo tasty looking, though...

 Lisa: You have to eat it, Leni. I hope you brought enough for EVERYONE.

Leni: Oh, I did!!

 Luna: Don't eat it! It's a trap!

Luan: Yeah. Just let the sushi roll somewhere else. Ha, ha. Get it? Sushi roll?

 Lisa: Please. That's the oldest and lamest joke in the book. David and I have better things to do now.

 Lincoln: If you say so.

 Lily: Poo poo!

 The siblings all left.

 Lisa: Perfect. Now where were we?

David: We were about to tear the world apart.

Lisa: Right. This world will beg for mercy for treating me so awful when I was first born!

 ~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, all the superheroes ended up getting together.

 Kick Ass: We need to do something. Lisa and David totally fucked up this world!

 Hit Girl: I'll say. That Lisa is so dead!

 Phoebe: Let's not get too hasty.

Chase: Yeah. All they need is a stern talking to.

 Kim: And maybe an epic battle...

 Hit Girl: You babies are thinking WAY too small. Lisa and David will die. Tonight.

 Skylar: If you say so.

 Hit Girl: I know so.

 ~ ~ ~

Lisa and David were in their lair inventing a mind control robot.

 Lisa: Perfect. This robot will tear the whole world apart.

David: I'll say. The whole world shall tremble at our names!

Lisa and David maniacally laughed as all the superheroes came busting into the lair.

 Kaz: Not so fast!

 Oliver: What he said.

Lisa: Oh, you came to stop me? How cute.

 Lisa noticed Kick Ass and Hit Girl.

 Lisa: And I see you got some new recruits. That's adorable.

 Hit Girl: I run this show, sister. Now prepare to die.

 Lisa: I don't think so.

 David: Yeah! You can't kill us. We're too powerful.

Lisa: Yeah!

 Hit Girl: Well, I can at least try.

 Hit Girl smirked evilly as she took out a handgun.

 She began to shoot it at Lisa and David.

 They teleported to the other side of the room.

 Hit Girl: Fuck! I had them!

 Lisa: You can't stop us now.

 Hit Girl: Watch me.

 Lisa: Gladly.

Hit Girl kept shooting while the other superheroes started dismantling Lisa and David's lair.

Hit Girl pinned down Lisa and David and had a sharp blade.

 Hit Girl: Any last words?

 Lisa and David were so close to death...

 ~ ~ ~

Until they finally woke up on the Louds couch. The ending credits of Kick Ass 2 began to play.

 David: Wow. What a wild dream!

 Lisa: I know. We were supervillains and the two heroes from this movie tried to stop us!

 David: Remind me next sleepover to NOT watch Kick Ass so late.

 Lisa: By my luck, I'll never see this movie again.

David: Why did we?

 Lisa: Oh... Lincoln and Lucy said we couldn't live without seeing it. But it was a waste of time.

 David: I'll say.

 Lisa turned off the TV and proceeded to grab her physics book.

 David leaned on Lisa's shoulder as she was reading.