Kralmir Badass (Malevolent Doombringer)

### Aliases

Kralmir "Dutcher" Rodriguez, Kralmir Badass, Malevolent Doombringer, Grill master, Kralmir

### Relatives

Drew [Accidental Clone], Ahoy [Top Shagger Dog], BishopsArch [Discord Kitten], Ross [Step-Cousin 4 times removed], Lilac [Supreme Leader]

## Physical description

### Gender

Male

**Kralmir Badass** is a member and a command personnel of the 23rd CTF. It is estimated that he joined the 23rd CTF in mid to late 2017, but the exact date is unknown. Kralmir is known for his revolutionary tactics such as the infamous "Tactical Blob" and the "23rd CTF Hivemind". Kralmir is also known for carrying at LEAST 25 magazines and at LEAST 50 bandages. Kralmir is also the official narrator of the National Geographic classic: "RMMU in the wild"

## History

### Background

Kralmir Badass is a Dutch man in his early 40s probably in the military because gunshots and explosions are regularly heard when he hotmics (We all hope you are safe Kralmir). Kralmir purposefully obscures his identity further aiding this theory.

### Beginning

Kralmir Badass is estimated to have joined the unit in 2017. He started out doing AT roles and soon ascended to the position of Team Leader. This happened when Kralmir was given command by Sgt. Aids when he decided to run off into the woods and spontaneously promote him to a commander.

### Dusty Badger

This was the name of Kralmir's squad for a few months around 2019-2020, Dusty Badger as a team was known for their speed and suicidal manoeuvres. The name was chosen specifically to annoy everyone who voted on the name.

### Current Day

As of 2022, Kralmir Badass is the sole """"owner"""" (The 23rd has no owner) and financer of the 23rd CTF's shenanigans, he keeps innovating in the "Tactical Blob" formation tactics that he is credited for the creation of. Kralmir in the face of having no dedicated 23rd CTF Zeus elected to join operations with another unit temporarily, the RMMU. Kralmir is currently trying to learn how to run a server so he can do it himself with pretty good success!

### The Cloning Incident

On February 1st 2022 someone bribed Kralmir to remove the Santa hat from his profile picture after 3 years of use. Riots instantly broke out to demand the return, however the laws at the time did not permit it. Not wanting to wait for December again Kralmir took desperate measures to try and return the hat on a technicality. This led to the accidental cloning/fusing of Kralmir and Drew which resulted in 2 copies of each. Both Kralmirs (named Festive and Malevolent Doombringer) assumed command right away and the people accepted it because it also meant the return of the Santa hat.

## Images

FalloutMilitary PoliceProud of his workView from the back?!?!Hola AmigoFurry
## Videos

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## Quotes

"We are not a mortar **team**, we are a mortar **family**"

"Butterflies!" - when seeing butterflies

"Chop this shit down, it doesn't bring a single butterflies into this city, chop this fucking shit down and plant flowers, probably like daisies or whatever the fuck butterflies likes" - While being the target of an assassination attempt

"When you have butterflies in your town you have Jesus in your heart"

## Trivia

* Kralmir adores the G36
* Kralmir cannot die, anyone who tells you otherwise is lying.
* Kralmir is the creator of "The Contract"
* Kralmir has everyone sign "The Contract" in their own blood.
* Nobody knows:
	+ Kralmir's Occupation
	+ Kralmir's Location
	+ Anything about Kralmir's life outside of Arma except cryptic stories he tells.
	+ The amount of war crimes he has committed in the balkans (real).
* Kralmir is a master in the art of grilling.
* Kralmir plays Arma 3 on a diesel powered computer.
* He ""Owns"" the 23rd CTF (Owns the discord)
	+ If the people were angry with this they would just make a new discord, thus no leadership B)