The Play

## Lyrics

Time: 6:20

[MR. REYES]

Places for scene two!

People, remember: Once Puck gives you the pansy serum, you have to really sell that you're transforming into a zombie.

Excellent work, Ms. Valentine.

[JEREMY]

Excellent?

But Chloe's terrible, she never remembers her-

Mr. Reyes? You can't let anyone drink from that beaker!

[MR REYES]

Don't be silly! It's more than safe!

I should know, I tried it myself.

[SQUIP]

Up, up, down, down, left, right, A

[JEREMY]

I have to get out there!

[MR REYES]

I can't let you do that, Jeremy.

[JEREMY]

Mr. Reyes?

[MR REYES]

You needy, pathetic, self-centered students!

You think I wanted to teach high school drama?

In NEW JERSEY?

My SQUIP says I can go all the way to Broadway!

I just have to keep you from ruining my big night!

[JEREMY]

You're going to SQUIP the whole cast!

[SQUIP]

That's just for starters!

[JEREMY]

That's not what I wanted!

[SQUIP]

It's the only way to achieve what you want!

[JEREMY]

I'll fight back! Alcohol messes you up, right? I'll get drunk!

[SQUIP]

And I'll be back when you're sober! Unless you plan on staying wasted forever?

[JEREMY]

You're a computer, there has to be a way to turn you off.

[SQUIP]

I'd stop there. You don't want to end up like Rich.

[JEREMY]

Rich..? What did he-?

[RICH, echoed]

I need Mountain Dew Red!

[JEREMY]

That's it! Green Mountain Dew activates you, Red shuts you off!

[SQUIP]

Why do you think we had it discontinued?

To get rid of me now, you'd need a time machine to the 1990's!

[JEREMY]

Or a friend who's so old-school he buys 90's soft drinks in the back room at Spencer's gifts!

[SQUIP]

*\*gasp\** Too bad you don't have one of those... anymore.

[JEREMY]

Michael! Call Michael!

[SQUIP]

I'm going to improve your life, Jeremy, if I have to take over the entire student body to do it!

[MICHAEL]

Michael makes an entrance! (Haha)

[JEREMY]

Michael!

[MICHAEL]

I was just in the audience, thinking "This is pretty good for a school play!"

Then I was like... "This is way too good for a school play!!!!"

They've all been Squipped, right?

[JEREMY]

W-W-Wait, you came to see me in the play?

[MICHAEL]

Even brought my own refreshments!

[ENSEMBLE]

Ah ah ah ah ah ah!

[JEREMY]

Is that?!

[MICHAEL]

Mountain Dew Red!

Told you I did my research!

Oh, hey, Jake?

This is gonna sound weird, but if I hold down Jeremy, can you make him drink this Mountain Dew Red?

[JAKE]

Actually, that doesn't sound weird at all.

[SQUIP]

Up, up, down, down, left, right, A

[JAKE]

Ow!

[SQUIP]

Ha ha ha

[JAKE]

I was already pretty boss before

Now I'm totally boss and then some more!

I'm livin' the upgrade!

[CHLOE AND BROOKE]

There you are, Jeremy.

La la la la la

La la la la la

La la la la la la la la

[BROOKE]

I just want you to know I'm not mad that you broke my heart and then slept with my best friend.

[CHLOE]

And I'm not mad you dated my best friend and didn't sleep with me.

[BROOKE]

He didn't sleep with you?

[CHLOE]

No.

[BROOKE]

He didn't sleep with me!

[CHLOE]

No!

[BOTH]

Ohmygod, why was I so jealous of you?

*\*gasp\** You were jealous of me?

That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me! Sisters forever! Jinx!

[MICHAEL]

Ugh...

[JEREMY]

Michael, the bottle! There's still a few drops left!

[MICHAEL]

How am I supposed to get past them?

[JEREMY]

Apocalypse of the Damned! Level Nine!

[BOTH]

The Cafetorium!

[MICHAEL]

Got it!

[BOTH]

Find the bad guy, push 'em aside

Then move on forward with your friend at your side!

It's a two player game, so when they make an attack

You know you got a brother gonna have your back!

Then you stay on track and- Ah!- remain on course

And if they give you a smack you- Gah!- you use your force

And if you leave your brother behind that's lame

'Cause it's an effed up world but it's a two player game!

Hey!

[JENNA ROLAND]

I know what you're doing, Michael.

I know what everyone's doing! All the time!

[THE CAST OF THE PLAY]

I just feel soooo connected to you guys right now!

[SQUIP]

Ah! You don't want to drink that, Jeremy!

[JEREMY]

Why not?

[SQUIP]

Because then you'll never be with her!

[CHRISTINE]

You are the person I want to be with every day

And this is something that I've been afraid to say

[JEREMY]

That is not Christine.

[SQUIP]

I assure you, it is! Only her fears and her insecurities have been removed!

[CHRISTINE + ENSEMBLE]

You're the guy I am so kinda into (into)

The guy I am totally into (into)

This feeling is new

Jeremy

I love you

[SQUIP]

That's your cue!

[JEREMY]

She'll do whatever I want!

[SQUIP]

That's what I promised!

[JEREMY]

Great. Drink this.

[SQUIP]

Wait-

[CHRISTINE]

Ah!

[ALL]

Ah!

[SQUIP]

Jeremy!

J-Je-Jeremy?

Jere-re

Ah

Woah

Ah

Woah

Ah

Woah

Woah!

Jeremy!

Jere-

Ah!