Evette Weddingbelle

> "*If Eskimos have 100 words for snow, like "aput," "piqsirpoq," and "qimuqsuq," then I have just as many for the man I* so *wanna marry right now! Handsome, dependable, brave, strong, smart, smooth, cool, confident... The list goes on and on forevs!*"
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> Evette in her arcade prologue in *Brawl-A-Song*

## Evette Weddingbelle

### Likes

Weddings, men she deems are "perfect" for her

### Dislikes

Rejection, rock music, men who don't suit her tastes

## Appearance

Evette appears to be a young Caucasian woman with near-neck-length brunette hair who wears what looks like a cross between Meghan Markle's wedding dress and Belle's (from Disney's *Beauty and the Beast*) ballgown, as well as long, rose-colored gloves, white high-heel shoes, and an elegant bridal veil.

## Personality

Evette is very talkative and energetic, and has an unhealthy obsession with men and getting married, to the point of going to look for the one who is right for her.

## Win Quotes

### Brawl-A-Song

#### Generic

* *"The dress, the decorations, "Here Comes the Bride" blaring, the "I do"s, the vows, the rings... Everything about my special day will be simply PERFECT! I guaran-Februarying-tee it!"*
* *"Hmm... What kind of wedding should I have when I get married to him who'll be with me forevs? Church? Chinese? Japanese? Tropical island? Maybe even...* Jewish*? Any kind's fine with me! ♥"*
* *"Can you* imagine *the hardships I'd have to go through to find the man who's the one for me? If I were the size of the world (and I'm not), I'd literally move heaven and earth to get married straight away!"*

#### Mirror Match

* *"Sweet mother of St. Valentine! No woman I've ever met has EVER looked as much like bride material as me in my whole, ENTIRE life! Your style could* totally *use some work. Not that I'm complaining..."*

#### Character-Specific Win Quotes (Arcade Only)

* *"How're you capable of making your own electricity? If I could do that, I could save me and the man I* so *wanna marry right now hundreds... No, wait,* thousands*! No, MILLIONS!! ...On our electric bill."*
* *"Serves you right for trying to exterminate music and doom the world and all those who live there, you thousands-of-years-old space creep! How do you ever expect to find a wife with that behavior?"*
* *"Dontcha think nobody cares about disco anymore? I mean, try switching genres to be more like people like Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande, and a lotta others people are listening to nowadays! No offense, gramps."*
* *"It's hard as all heck to maintain a stable marriage with you constantly making that much noise, you know? In addition to rock music not really being my thing, you're not really my type. So... Bye!"*
* *"If I'm going to have a wedding to Mr. Right, I'm totally going to need a priest. So... Do you think I could hire you? I'd really, TOTALLY appreciate that. Pretty please? PLEEEEEEAAAAAASE?!"*
* *"...And on the umpteenth day, Gosh created country music so that I could pine for my knight in denim armor, knowing what a smooth Southern style he has and how much of a perfect fit he'd be for me!"* (vs. Dixie)
* *"After we marry, I'm going to have to ban the playing of that music! I mean, seriously, every. Single. Song sounds EXACTLY the same - wub-wub-wub, wub-wub-wub, and it ANNOYS ME TO NO END!!"*
* *"Why do I keep having to run into these rock-type guys? I oughta get it through your over-thick, potato-for-a-brain muscleheadthat I HATE that kind of music with a passion, and you aren't any better!"*
* *"I'd like you a bit more if you stopped making yourself up to look creepy, you know? I mean, you kinda remind me of this punk dude I ran into once. He had too many tattoos and piercings to deserve me!"* (vs. H-Core)
* *"Hey, why're you giving me the cold shoulder? ...You.... didn't get what I was alluding to, did you? Did you? DID YOU!? I'll admit you* do *look kinda hot, though. Well, for a cryokinetic, anyway."* (vs. Iakov)
* *"I used to play hooky all the time, too (I wasn't much older than you then)! You wanna know why? To hang out with some really cool and cute boys who'd make good future husbands! ♥"*
* *"If I marry you, maybe I could become an actress? My movies would be TOTES better than your Michael Bay-style sellout garbage! I mean, action is from Mars, romance is from Venus. Am I right? Am I? AM I!?"*
* *"Mom once said I gotta stop crushing on older guys and find one my own age, regardless of social class. She also used to say something about not waiting before eating some foods. Can't remember what it was..."* (vs. Jonathan)
* *"Is death really all you're ever going to talk about? Sounds like a pretty touchy subject if you ask me. Not to mention you're too grim and edgy (*so *not my type of guy) to deserve me. Like, at all!"*
* *"I once went with Mom and Dad to watch your band perform on stage, and then wandered off against their wishes to ask to marry one of you guys sometime! Afterwards, they nevs took me to a concert ever again!"* (vs. KPOP Deulim)
* *"I really LOVE a man who sets his mind to what's in his heart (same as me)! If I marry you, maybe you could give me a job working at that cool new jazz club you're thinking of opening? Pretty please?"* (vs. LeRoy)
* *"You know, I actually* do *feel kinda bad for you after all the breakups and divorces you've been through, you being an old wash-up from the '80s aside. I, on the other hand, am still young, free, and single!"* (vs. Randy)
* *"Indian weddings are SO beautiful, even in the kind of movies you star in! So... Do you think we could have one of those? Pretty please? PLEEEEEEAAAAAASE?! I'd really LOVE that!"* (vs. Ranjan)
* *"Sweet mother of St. Valentine! I never thought I'd live to see such a strong-looking man! If I marry you, you'll be the one to protect me from all those mean and nasty men you fight!"* (vs. Rapster)
* *"Oh. My Februarying. G. A real, genuine knight in shining armor? Wow. Just... Wow! ...What? You're just an entertainer at a renaissance fair? Whatevs. You're still worthy of being mine forevs!"* (vs. Richard)
* *"Maybe if you teach me how to do all this gyrating and wiggling you do, will I have more chance of finding a husband? I sure as February would appreciate if you did that! Can you do that? Please?"* (vs. Sehrish)
* *"Geez, do you really need to shout all the time? No woman wants to see that kind of behavior in a man! My daddy wasn't much better when it came to chores, homework... The list goes on and on forevs!"* (vs. Sofia)
* *"Hey, robot! Calculate the probability level of me getting rejected if I keep up this toxic obsession with getting married! ...What? Over 9000? This thing must be broken! Guess her AI's a bit fried up..."* (vs. TECH-N0)
* *"If we were to marry, you'd go on tour and, ultimately, you'd miss me so badly that you'd go off-script and be all, "♪ My heart hurts more every day in my life that I'm so far away from my wife! ♪"* (vs. Tony)
* *"Hey, you know why I don't like Goths? Because they don't know how to crack a smile! Like, at all! If you smiled more, you'd have a better chance of finding a husband. Am I right? Am I? AM I!?"*
* *"Peace and love, you say? Both of those things are EXACTLY what I want for my future marriage to Mr. Right! The toxic kind just makes me wanna cry forevs! I mean, make love, not war, right?"* (vs. Ziggy)

## Switchable Background Songs

### Brawl-A-Song

* "Endless Love" by Luther Vandross ft. Mariah Carey
* "Beautiful in White" by Shane Filan
* "I Wanna Grow Old with You" by Westlife
* "I Swear" by All-4-One
* "From This Moment On" by Shania Twain