The prank treat

The Prank Treat is the 34th episode of Season 6. It is the hilarious episode.

History

While Scorpion and Sub Zero were practicing on their training, Tanya, reptile, Ermac, Kitana, Mileena, Takeda, Cassie Cage, Johnny cage, Sonya blade, Takeda, tremor, shinnok and D’vorah bought a thing for Scorpion and Sub Zero to trick them. Tanya said it was going to be funny, so she giggled and trapped a hammer on Scorpion’s head. Tanya laughed and laughed. Scorpion hated pranks. Then, Kitana pranked Tanya in the training room by a snake wrapped on Tanya’s body. Kitana laughed.

dialogue

Tanya: (Giggling) Hey, scorpion. Stop fighting with sub zero! I got you something from the Lin kuei!

Scorpion: What? What is it, Tanya?

(SMASH!)

Tanya: (Laughing) Prank!

(Half an hour later)

Kitana: Hey, Tanya! I’ve got a bunch of pets!

Tanya: Is it a dog or a cat?

(Tanya Screaming)

Kitana: (laughing) A snake! Thanks, reptile! You pranked her!

Reptile: yup. Good! Let’s play a prank war!!!

Everyone: PRANK WAR!!!

Takeda, Cassie and tremor: Ow! Ouch! Oof!

(Sonya Laughing)

Tanya: Hey, Goro!

Goro: What is it, Tanya?

(Goro Blabbering)

(Tanya Laughing)

Reptile: Look out, Tanya! Water is coming!

Tanya: What? Water? (Screaming)

(Reptile and Ermac laughing)

Takeda: Now that’s what I call makeup sleeping! Haha!

(Everyone laughing)

Triborg: Pffft. That’s funny.

Sub-Zero: hey. What’s going on in the room? Is everyone okay? I swear this is my abandoned Lin kuei-
(Sub Zero yells)

(Sub Zero yells again)

(Sub Zero yelling)

Raiden: (Laughing)

(Sub Zero screaming)

Sub Zero: I guess that’s a prank war when I see the stupid thing!

(And then, a bunch of green slime poured all over him)

(Sub Zero exclaims)

Sub Zero: I’ve been crushed! My own Lin kuei is dead, and my cold slime has been wasted!

Mileena: Calm down, Sub Zero! We had nothing wrong with a little camaraderie with epic pranks. Now, it’s your turn to prank someone else. So-

Sub Zero: I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!

Tanya: Sub Zero? Won’t you join our prank?

Sub zero: I’m just going to lock myself when you stop your silly old pranks. YOU GUYS KNOCK IT OFF!

Kitana: Aw, don’t be grouchy, Sub Zero! Join us in the prank war! I’m gonna give you some fans of water!

Sub Zero: unless, Kitana, more misjudgment of pranks, I’m not amused.

(but, everyone, except scorpion, just opened the door)

Sub Zero: don’t you guys get it? I’m not okay with those stupid pranks. Everyone can’t live under those pranks, but scorpion! The location you’re on, it doesn’t lead to camaraderie! It leads to CHAOS! What starts, is an inoculous horseplay. The head that the lump attempts to block the vision in someone’s face! But the man cannot see, so he crushed the wrong person in time! As Outworld parishes alone, exploding by Predator.

Takeda: Tanya, Head shot!

Tanya: Ow!

(Everyone laughing)

Sub Zero: Oh my god! The horseplay has begun! It’s happening! I’ve gotta show you guys how to respect each other before it’s too late. And I know just the place we can do that!

(5 minutes later at the forest)

Sub Zero: a trust building exercise!

Kitana: What?! Trust fest?! Why did we come all the way to the forest to that all that nonsense?!

Sub zero: Kitana, don’t worry. It’s the perfect place to get away from distractions and focus on our personal exercise. So, everyone get in a circle and hold your hands.

Tanya: Well, you didn’t say this was gonna be a bunch of Kumbaya nonsense.

Sub zero: nope. This is no kumbaya. Just give it an exercise. This arm holding exercise is a great way to break down the barriers that will keep us from trusting each other.

(Triborg Screaming)

Triborg: Sweet mother of metal blood!

Takeda: Gotcha, Sucker! Fake arm!

(Everyone laughing)

Triborg: you got me!

Sub zero: No, no, no! Remember that this was a trust building exercise?! Ugh, let’s just carry on with the next trust building exercise.

Sub zero: Trust Falling; just step on one leg and let your partner catch you. It is all about Trusting Each other.

(Kitana groans)

(Tanya laughing)

(Triborg grunts)

(Mileena Giggles)

(Takeda grunts)

(Kung Lao laughing)

Sub Zero: (angrily) come on, guys!

(Everyone laughing)

tanya: stomach shot!

(Kitana laughs)

(Sub Zero groans)

Sub Zero: Cooperation climb; this teaches you to relie on your teammates.

Goro: Mmm. It’s cold up here. Erm, you need a hat, Kotal khan?

Kotal Khan: Thanks!

(Beast roaring, Kotal khan screaming)

(Everyone screaming)

(Goro laughing)

(Sub Zero growling)

(everyone breathing for air)

Sub Zero: Relation Meditation; don’t be afraid to share what you’re feeling.

(Erron black yelling)

Erron black: ow.

(Everyone laughing)

(Kitana giggling)

(Steam whistling angrily)

Sub zero: Blind Trust Walk; learn to listen to your partner.

Reptile: Getting warmer... you’re getting warmer... oh, Tanya, you’re doing great! You’re almost at the target!

(Spanner crushes Tanya’s bone)

Tanya: Oooooow!

Reptile: Best head shot ever!

(tanya groaning in pain)

Sub zero: (really angrily) WHEN DID YOU EVEN HAVE TIME TO BUILD THAT?!!

(40 Minutes later)

Sub Zero: alright, team. I didn’t want to have to resort to this stupidness, but, the empathy harness. The horseplay officially stops now! Because whatever happens to your teammate, also happens to you. So, let’s just apologise and put the bandage around Tanya. What do you say, guys?

Reptile: Tanya, I am really, really sorry for catching you in my SUPER CLASSIFIED Head shot trap that only we are the CIA known how to build.

Tanya: I’m sorry, too, reptile.

D’vorah: okay. bring it in, everyone!

Kitana: I’m sorry, sister.

Mileena: so am I, sister.

Triborg: let’s all have a sorry message.

Tremor: Apologies, everyone.

Tremor: You know, guys, now that I’m here, that you guys are here? It’s really starting to make me in pain, THIS WILL MAKE AN AWESOME RAFT!

Sub zero: NO! PLEASE! NOOO!!!

(Everyone yelling)

Sub Zero: Get us the shore, get us the shore! Paddle, paddle, PADDLE!!!

(Everyone coughing)

Tremor: Oh, god! I totally got you, guys!

Tanya: But, tremor, that wasn’t even a prank!

Tremor: what? Stuff happened. You all got wet. PRANK!

(Everyone laughing)

Takeda: aw, tremor, you’re crazy.

sub zero: he’s crazy?! You’re all crazy! He almost killed you when you were laughing? ‘Oh, tremor, isn’t it hilarious how you almost drowned us and crushed us on jagged rocks?! What a delightful ruse!’ (Sub zero laughing sarcastically) you guys wanna make this a juvenile prank war?! You go right ahead, BECAUSE I AM DONE!!!

Tremor: well, guys, I think he’s gotta be angry with us.

(The first night)

Tanya: Sub Zero, we’re really, really sorry, Buddy! Come on out and have some s’mores!

Sub zero: why? So you can prank me by scalding my face with flaming marshmallow goo?! NO THANK YOU!!!

Kitana: dude, even for sub zero’s freaking out! Why is he so angry and annoyed about pranks?

tanya: (sighs in relief) it wasn’t always like this. He and scorpion used to prank each other all the time!

(the time before)

Scorpion: hey, kuai! Come over here, quick! There’s a major safety hazard in this can! Will you fix it? For safety?

Sub zero: of course I can! Erm, I can’t see anything. Are you sure it’s broken? (Sub Zero yelling)

(the year before)

(scorpion giggling)

(sub Zero yells)

sub zero: I can’t believe this happened again!

(last year)

(scorpion laughing)

(sub zero screaming)

sub zero: how many times will I fall for that?!!

(scorpion laughing)

Kitana: Hmm. Sounds like it was just Scorpion pranking his own rival.

tanya: uh-huh. Good times. Well, I’ve gotta go to bed. (Yawning) chest shot! Ouch!

Mileena: Gotcha, sucka! Fake chest!

Tanya: Ow! That hurts!

(mileena laughing)

Mileena: ooooo!

(Goro laughing)

(everyone laughing)

Mileena: we had nothing wrong with a little camaraderie with epic pranks.

Sub zero: oh, camaraderie. Maybe mileena was right.

(the next morning)

Kitana: sub zero, well, we... umm, like to, well, you know pranks were all pretty fun yesterday, and, “oh, I’m terrible at this!”

Tanya: listen, sub zero. We’re really sorry. And we’re gonna show you whatever you don’t want, no pranking.

Sub Zero: really?

Everyone: Mmm hmm.

Sub Zero: (chuckling) good! Because it just so happens, I save a very special exercise for last!

(Mileena giggling)

Kitana: Well, by the gods. I think our revenant is trying to prank us.

tanya: this is so adorable! (Giggles) let’s go along with it.

sub zero: ok, guys! Here it is! The biggest ever trust builder of all! I’ll call it, the can... roll... prank exercise! And to do this, you guys are gonna have to get inside the can.

Erron Black: oh, alrighty. So, you want us to go inside there, do ya?

Sub Zero: (giggling) yeah!

Tanya: okey dokey, guys! Let’s get inside the can!

Sub Zero: wait, guys! Just a the minute! There’s a major safety hazard in there!

Tanya: seriously? Sub Zero, you’re gonna ruin your own-

(but the can starts rolling over)

Sub Zero: Uh oh. What’s going on?! (Screaming)

Sub Zero: oh, thank goodness it’s done! (Screaming) IT’S NOT DONE!!!

(but everyone comes zooming up as sub zero blows up)

Tanya: Sub Zero!

(but he was gone)

Kitana: (Sobbing) no!

Tanya: (starts to sob, too) he was right! All those pranks did this! (Sobbing) we went too far and late!

(Everyone sobbing)

Takeda: oh my god!

Kitana: he’s... he’s...

Sub Zero: THE BEST PRANKSTER EVER! Is there any outfits out here? Because you guys have to see the looks on your own faces! (Laughing)

Tanya: DID HE JUST...

Triborg: that dumbass faked his own death, JUST LIKE THE DINOSAURS!

Sub Zero: and it was epic! I got you all! Wasn’t that hilarious?! GIVE IT UP!

Kotal khan: hmph. Way too far, bitch.

Takeda: what an asshole!

Tanya and Kitana: You’re a pathetic little shit, sub Zero! Not cool!

Sub Zero: hey! What about the camaraderie? You didn’t have to swear at me! Pffft. I’m just gonna put my own camaraderie into action, won’t I?

(the end)