Party Time at the Fun Song Factory (1996)

**Party Time at the Fun Song Factory (1996)** is a UK VHS release by Polygram Video/Tempo Pre-School on 29th July 1996, 17th March 1997, and 15th September 1997 and it got re-released by Universal on 26th May 2003.

## Party Time at the Fun Song Factory (1996)

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### Catalogue Number

987623
8202483

## Presenters

* Iain Lauchlan
* Dave Benson Phillips
* Sarah Davison

## Children

* Katie Hunter
* Shantel Boothe
* Albey Brookes
* Xanthe Nobes
* Jack Coleman
* Zizi Vaign-Court Strallen
* Dayle Hodge
* Camilla Hunsley

## Songs

1. Fun Song Factory Opening Theme
2. Rhythm of the Music
3. Put Your Finger in the Air
4. You Know You Have a Friend
5. My Friend's Orange
6. Do You Know the Muffin Man?
7. Simple Simon
8. Humpty Dumpty
9. Aiken Drum
10. Bobby Shaftoe
11. Five Little Men in a Flying Saucer
12. Five Little Soldiers
13. Five Little Mice
14. Five Little Firemen
15. Sing a Rainbow
16. How High Does a Fly Fly?
17. Three Little Fishies
18. Mousie Brown
19. Chick, Chick, Chick, Chick Chicken
20. Country Sounds
21. Happy Birthday
22. Dance with Me
23. Fun Song Factory Closing Theme

## Transcript

The whistle’s blowing loudly

Another day begins

Inside the Fun Song Factory

With lots of songs to sing.

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory.

(Cheering and applause)

**Iain:** Hello there, everybody. Welcome to the Fun Song Factory! I hope you're going to join in with all the songs and with all the actions, are you?

**Audience:** Yes.

**Iain:** Because that's what a visit to the Fun Song Factory is all about. Yeah, let's find the start button. Hey!

**Kid in Audience:** Look at this!

**Iain:** Hey, look at this! A few things have changed, since the last time we're there. Look there's a big guitar and a big harp and look at that saxophone. Hey!

**Kids in Audience:** It's right there! Yeah!

**Iain:** Really?!

**Kids in Audience:** Yeah!

**Iain:** Hey, let's find the start button, shall we? It might be behind these pipes. Ah-na-na-na-na-na... no no it's not the-- Can anyone remember where the start button was?

**Audience:** Right there!

**Iain:** That's right, on the nose. There it is, are you ready? Hey, that's a good rhythm. I wonder who's working in the Fun Song Factory today? Katie & Albey, Shantel & Xanthe, Jack & Camilla and Dayle & Zizi. Come on everybody, join in.

Move your head to the rhythm of the music

Move your head to the rhythm of the music

Move your head to the rhythm of the music

That's what rhythm's all about.

**Iain:** Right, we got our head moving so let's get our shoulders moving. Come on everybody! ready to join in?

Move your shoulders to the rhythm of the music

Move your shoulders to the rhythm of the music

Move your shoulders to the rhythm of the music

That's what rhythm's all about.

**Iain:** Right, we got to tap our feet this time so get ready to tap them. Ready, everybody?!

Tap your feet to the rhythm of the music

Tap your feet to the rhythm of the music

Tap your feet to the rhythm of the music

That's what rhythm's all about.

**Iain:** Wonderful! Let's clap our hands this time, everybody! Come on! Hoo! Everybody clapping?!

Clap your hands to the rhythm of the music

Clap your hands to the rhythm of the music

Clap your hands to the rhythm of the music

That's what rhythm's all about.

**Iain:** Oh, that was brilliant! Right, we got to get our fingers ready for this one with your finger in the aaaaaaair! Ready?

Put your finger in the air, in the air

Put your finger in the air, in the air

Put your finger in the air

And leave it about a year

Put your finger in the air, in the air.

**Iain:** On your head this time.

Put your finger on your head, on your head

Put your finger on your head, on your head

Put your finger on your head

Tell me is it green or red

Put your finger on your head, on your head.

**Iain:** On your nose.

Put your finger on your nose, on your nose

Put your finger on your nose, on your nose

Put your finger on your nose

And feel the cold wind blows

Put your finger on your nose, on your nose.

**Iain:** Try your cheek this time.

Put your finger on your cheek, on your cheek

Put your finger on your cheek, on your cheek

Put your finger on your cheek

And leave it about a week

Put your finger on your cheek, on your cheek.

**Iain:** On your shoe.

Put your finger on your shoe, on your shoe

Put your finger on your shoe, on your shoe

Put your finger on your shoe

And leave it a day or two

Put your finger on your shoe, on your shoe.

**Iain:** Right, we got to get your fingers together and clap your hands!

Put your fingers altogether, altogether

Put your fingers altogether, altogether

Put your fingers altogether

And we'll clap for better weather

Put your fingers altogether, altogether.

**Iain:** Well, that was brilliant, everybody! Give yourselves a round of applause! Yay!

(Cheering and applause)

**Iain:** Ahhhh.. Oh, that was great! Now, right, hey, have you ever wondered how the Fun Song Factory actually works? Because you see, we got all this wonderful music *and* all these fantastic things to use in the songs.

**Katie:** Well, maybe it's magic.

**Iain:** It is....

**Albey:** Or maybe it's Fun Song Factory's.

**Zizi:** No, it's Ozzy Octave.

**Iain:** Uh... Ozzy Octave?

**Zizi:** Yes, you know Ozzy Octave, the fuzzy Fun Song Factory foreman.

**Iain:** Ozzy Octave, the fuzzy Fun Song Factory foreman?

**Kids:** Yes!

**Iain:** No, I don't believe it! Tell me how come we haven't see him before then?

**Xanthe:** Because he's always fixing things or making things work. He's usually far too busy to come and join in.

**Dayle:** But it would be nice if he could join in today because it's his birthday.

**Iain:** It's his birthday? Well.... We could have a party for him.

**Katie:** A surprise party!

**Iain:** Yeah!

**Katie:** We shouldn't tell him.

**Iain:** No.

**Albey:** Well, we'll go get him so he can join in with the songs.

**Iain:** Good idea!

**Kids:** Yeah!

**Iain:** See ya later!

**Kids:** Yay, yay, yay!

**Iain:** Haha! Well, well, well. Ozzy the fuzzy Fun Song Factory foreman, I wonder what he looks like. Eh, I'll tell you what, I'm going to have a little look for him, see if he's around, he's going to be around somewhere. If you see him first, you let me know.

**Audience:** There! There! There!

**Iain:** Oh, oh, oh, oh! Eh.... Did you s-- Did you see him? Did you see him?

**Audience:** Yes! There!

**Iain:** No, he's not. What colour was he then?

**Audience:** Yellow.

**Iain:** Yellow?

**Audience:** Right there! There! There!

**Ozzy:** Oh, haha. I better fix that.

**Iain:** Have you seen him again?

**Audience:** Yes!

**Iain:** Where? No he's not. I can't see him!

**Audience:** Yellow! Yes!

**Iain:** Is he still yellow?

**Audience:** Yeah!

**Iain:** Well, I-I'll have a look over here, I must have missed him.

**Audience:** There!!

**Ozzy:** Whoaaaaa!

**Iain:** Aahahaha!

**Ozzy:** Hello Iain.

**Iain:** Hello there!

**Ozzy:** It's so nice to meet you at last, Iain! I've been watching you sing all those songs and you're ever so good. Put your finger on your head, on your head. I love the way you do that. Go on. You do it.

**Iain:** Now?

**Ozzy:** Yes! Go on! It’ll make my day!

**Iain:** Alright then, put your finger on your head, on your head.

**Ozzy:** Hahahahaha! Oh, yeah! Great!

**Iain:** It's just brilliant to meet you, Ozzy. I didn’t realise you worked in the Fun Song Factory.

**Ozzy:** Oh, yes. Fuzzily, fixing up the Factory for your fun.

**Iain:** Eh-haha!

**Ozzy:** And it's great to have so many friends here. Say, have a listen to this. You know how to tell if you've got friends, don't you?

You know you have a friend when they wave to you

You know you have a friend when they wave to you

They'll always cheer you up when you are feeling blue

Hello there, how do you do?

**Ozzy:** Right, let's see you all waving.

**Iain:** Hello!

**Ozzy:** Hello! Your turn, Iain.

**Iain:** Alright, Ozzy.

You know you have a friend when they shout hello (**Ozzy & the audience:** Hello!)

You know you have a friend when they shout hello (**Ozzy & the audience:** Hello!)

Everytime you play, you never want them to go

Hello there, how do you do?

**Iain:** Right, everybody! After three, shout hello! One two three!

**Iain & the audience:** Hello.

**Ozzy:** There's another friend I know, Sarah.

You know you have a friend when they give you a hug (**Sarah:** Hello.)

You know you have a friend when they give you a hug (**Ozzy:** Hello.)

They make you feel as cosy as a bug in a rug

So come on then, give them a hug.

**Sarah:** Come on Iain, give me a big hug!

**Ozzy:** Oh, can I join?

**Sarah:** Give the person next to you a big hug, go on!

**Ozzy:** Here's another friend, Dave.

**Dave:** Ooh! Lovely, hello.

You know you have a friend when they dance with you, oh yeah

You know you have a friend when they dance with you, oh yeah

You have to choose a partner 'cause it's better with two (**Dave:** Hello!)

Come on then, you do it too

You do it too

Everyone dance

And say how do you do?

**Iain:** Yay!

**Sarah:** Yay! Give yourselves a big hand!

(Cheering and applause)

**Ozzy:** Oh, delighted to meet you, Dave!

**Dave:** Oh yeah, charmed, I'm sure, matey.

**Iain:** I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Uh, Dave, this is Ozzy, the fuzzy Fun Song Factory foreman...

**Ozzy:** Hello.

**Iain:** ...and Ozzy, this is Dave...

**Ozzy:** Hello.

**Iain:** and Dave, this is Sarah, Sarah, this is Ozzy, Sarah, this is Dave, and this is everybody else!

**Iain, Dave, Sarah & the audience:** Hello.

**Ozzy:** Hello everyone.

**Sarah:** Well, it looks like all our friends are here, then, isn't it.

**Ozzy:** Oh, yes. Oh, no. No, not all of them. There's one very special friend of mine. And I said I'll go and see him today 'cause... It's a-a special day today.

**Iain:** What sort of special day is it, Ozzy? It's his birthday.

**Ozzy:** Oh, uh, nothing. But I must go and see him.

**Iain:** Alright then.

**Ozzy:** Bye.

**Audience:** Bye.

**Dave:** Ozzy, where are you going?

**Ozzy:** Deep inside the factory! Fred? Fred?

**Fred:** Oh, hello Ozzy.

**Ozzy:** Oh, uh, hello Fred. How's the cleaning going?

**Fred:** Oh, very well, thanks.

**Ozzy:** He helps me keep the Fun Song Factory clean and he's my best friend in the whole world.

My friend's orange with a long green nose

His teeth are yellow and a red chin grows

He comes from a planet where the blue grass grows

But inside he's just like me

So what, so what (so what)

Who cares how many eyes he's got?

He's my friend and I like him a lot

So what, so what

**Ozzy:** You are my best friend you know, Fred.

**Fred:** Yeah, you're a very very verybest friend.

**Ozzy:** Haha. Nice.

My friend's orange with a big bald head

His feet are furry and his eyes are red

I can't say his name so I call him Fred

And inside he's just like me

So what, so what (so what)

Who cares how many eyes he's got?

He's my friend and I like him a lot

So what, so what

**Fred:** Happy birthday Ozzy, are you having a party upstairs?

**Ozzy:** Ummm, I don’t think anyone's remembered. Uh, anyway we haven’t got time. Uh, anyway, Fred, what are you working on here?

**Fred:** On the nursery rhyme cooking machine.

**Ozzy:** Look at that lovely muffin, it's must be for the muffin man. I'd better get on.

**Iain:** Anyway, its Ozzy's birthday and we got have a party for him. Now, first of all we need to get some plates together. So, four people gets some plates.... One, two, three, four. Right, off you go. Right, now, next thing we have to do....

**Sarah:** Shh, he's back.

**Ozzy:** I'm back! I've got something for you, look.

**Sarah:** Oh, a muffin.

**Dave:** Oh, great, 'cause I'm starving, mate!

**Ozzy:** Not so fast, Dave. This is for the factory.

**Sarah:** Oh, look at this! A chef's hat and some lovely muffins! Ooh, they smell delicious!

Do you know the muffin man

The muffin man, the muffin man

Do you know the muffin man

Who lives down Drury Lane?

Yes I know the muffin man

The muffin man, the muffin man

Yes I know the muffin man

Who lives down Drury Lane.

**Iain:** Oh, it's a double bass. A hat with an S on it.

Simple Simon met a pieman

Going to the fair

Says Simple Simon to the pieman

"Let me taste your ware."

Says the pieman to Simple Simon

"Show me first your penny"

Says Simple Simon to the pieman

"Sir, I have not any!"

**Sarah:** No pies for you, then.

**Iain:** Come on, everybody! Join in this time!

Simple Simon met a pieman

Going to the fair

Says Simple Simon to the pieman

"Let me taste your ware."

Says the pieman to Simple Simon

"Show me first your penny"

Says Simple Simon to the pieman

"Sir, I have not any!"

**Dave:** So, Ozzy mate, what's next? Oh. I wonder what I can sing to an egg. Aaah! That's right! Humpty Dumpty! Did you guess? If you know it, join in! Here we go!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall (**Dave:** Aaaaaaaah! Oh!)

All the king's horses and all the king's men

Couldn't put Humpty together again.

**Dave:** I'll tell you what, why don't we do it again? Get ready to join in with me 'cause here we go!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall (**Dave:** Aaaaaaaah! Ooh!)

All the king's horses and all the king's men

Couldn't put Humpty together again.

**Dave:** Yes! Right, Ozzy, what's next?

**Ozzy:** My turn, Ozzy away. Super Ozzy flies through space to bring songs back to Earth. Hello there Fred, I-I mean Aiken.

There was a man lived in the moon

Lived in the moon, lived in the moon

There was a man lived in the moon

And his name was Aiken Drum.

And he played upon a ladle

A ladle, a ladle

And he played upon a ladle

And his name was Aiken Drum.

**Ozzy:** Come on you lot, all join in.

There was a man lived in the moon

Lived in the moon, lived in the moon

There was a man lived in the moon

And his name was Aiken Drum.

His hat was made of cream cheese

Of cream cheese, of cream cheese

His hat was made of cream cheese

And his name was Aiken Drum.

His trousers were made of flour bags

Of flour bags, of flour bags

His trousers were made of flour bags

And his name was Aiken Drum.

**Ozzy:** Last time for the chorus.

There was a man lived in the moon

Lived in the moon, lived in the moon

There was a man lived in the moon

And his name was Aiken Drum.

**Ozzy:** Thanks Aiken, see you soon.

**Dave:** Oh, yeah! Ahoy there, ladies! Hi there!

Bobby Shaftoe's gone to sea

Silver buckles on his knee

He'll come back and marry me (**Dave:** Marry you.)

Bonny Bobby Shaftoe.

Bobby Shaftoe's bright and fair

Combing down his yellow hair (**Dave:** Yellow?!)

He's my love forever mair

Bonny Bobby Shaftoe.

**Dave:** That's right! Hi, my name's Robert Shaftoe! Well you can ca-- You can call me "Bobby"! Everybody, join in with my song, y'all! Here we go!

Bobby Shaftoe's gone to sea

Silver buckles on his knee (**Dave:**

He'll come back and marry me

Bonny Bobby Shaftoe.

**Dave:** Alright, well done everybody. Give yourselves a round of applause, y’all. Yeah! Yeah!

(Cheering and applause)

**Dave:** Well done, everyone! Well done!

**Sarah:** Dave! Dave!

**Dave:** What?

**Sarah:** Where's Ozzy gone?

**Dave:** I don't know. Uh...

**Dave, Sarah & the kids:** Ozzy?

**Ozzy:** Down here in the canteen!

(Fade to the Canteen)

**Ozzy:** I just thought I'd nip down here for a cup of tea. I mean it is my birthday after all... even though no one's remembered. Now I've just fixed this machine, all I've got to do is ask it what I want. Um... I'd like a fine cup of tea in a chain of cup and saucer. Ohh no! I wanted a cup and saucer and I've got a flying saucer! \*giggles\* Even the tea machine in the Fun Song Factory are musical.

Five little men in a flying saucer

Flew round the world one day

They looked left and right but he didn't like the sight

So one man flew away. (Whoosh)

Four little men in a flying saucer

Flew round the world one day

They looked left and right but he didn't like the sight

So one man flew away. (Whoosh)

Three little men in a flying saucer

Flew round the world one day

They looked left and right but he didn't like the sight

So one man flew away. (Whoosh)

Two little men in a flying saucer

Flew round the world one day

They looked left and right but he didn't like the sight

So one man flew away. (Whoosh)

One little men in a flying saucer

Flew round the world one day

He looked left and right but he didn't like the sight

So then he flew away. (Whoosh)

**Iain:** Oh, I can't wait for the party! Ozzy is going to be so excited!

**Sarah:** I know. How many plates have you got there?

**Dayle:** Well there's 1...

**Albey:** 2...

**Camilla & Sarah:** 3...

**Xanthe & Sarah:** 4...

**Dayle & Sarah:** 5...

**Ozzy:** What are you counting up there?

**Sarah:** Oh, What are we counting? What are we counting?

**Iain, Dave & Sarah:** Fingers! Fingers! Fingers!

**Ozzy:** Well, why don't you try counting all those soldiers.

**Iain, Dave & Sarah:** Soldiers?

**Iain:** What soldiers?

**Sarah:** What does he mean? Where?

**Iain:** Oh, there are lots of them! (Dresses as a soldier) You get your little soldiers ready standing in a row. Hahahaha!

Five little soldiers standing in a row

They all bow down to her Majesty so

They marched to the left, they marched to the right

And one little soldier marches out of sight

**Iain:** 4 little soldiers left. Are you ready?

Four little soldiers standing in a row

They all bow down to her Majesty so

They marched to the left, they marched to the right

And one little soldier marches out of sight

**Iain:** Just got 3 little soldiers. Are you ready?

Three little soldiers standing in a row

They all bow down to her Majesty so

They marched to the left, they marched to the right

And one little soldier marches out of sight

**Iain:** 2 little soldiers.

Two little soldiers standing in a row

They all bow down to her Majesty so

They marched to the left, they marched to the right

And one little soldier marches out of sight

**Iain:** Just 1 little soldier left, ha.

One little soldier standing on his own

He bows down to her Majesty so

He marches to the left, he marches to the right

And this little soldier, he marches out of sight

**Iain:** Haha, bye-bye.

**Sarah:** Oh, look there's lots of mice as well. (Puts on a mouse costume) Hang on, now I'm a mouse as well with my ears. You get your 5 little mice ready like me. Are you ready? Here we go.

5 little mice went out to play

Gathering crumbs up on their way

Out came pussy cat, sleak and black

But only 4 little mice came back.

**Sarah:** There's 4 now.

4 little mice went out to play

Gathering crumbs up on their way

Out came pussy cat, sleak and black

But only 3 little mice came back.

**Sarah:** Just 3 now. You got your mice?

3 little mice went out to play

Gathering crumbs up on their way

Out came pussy cat, sleak and black

But only 2 little mice came back.

**Sarah:** Just 2 mice.

2 little mice went out to play

Gathering crumbs up on their way (Yum)

Out came pussy cat, sleak and black

But only 1 little mouse came back.

**Sarah:** Just 1 little mousie.

1 little mouse went out to play

Gathering crumbs up on his way

Out came pussy cat, sleak and black

But 0 little mice went scurrying back.

**Dave:** Ooh. There's lots of firefighters. (Dresses as a firefighter) Now I'm a firefighter too. Now, that reminds me all about a little song of five firemen, then. I'll tell you about it right now.

Five little firemen standing in a row

1 2 3 4 5 they go

Hop on the engine, with a shout

Quicker than a wink, the fire is out

**Dave:** Now, this is what I want you to do. We don't say 5 anymore, we have to go "shh", 'cause this is the last number, we go "1, 2, 3, 4, shh." Just like that. Try it with me. Here we go. 4 firemen now.

Four little firemen standing in a row (**Dave:** Get ready)

1 2 3 4 shh they go

Hop on the engine, with a shout

Quicker than a wink, the fire is out

**Dave:** I'm gonna put that one down now, 'cause there's only three. Have you got your 3 fireman up as well? 'Course you have! Here we go!

Three little firemen standing in a row (**Dave:** Get ready)

1 2 3 shh shh they go

Hop on the engine, with a shout

Quicker than a wink, the fire is out

**Dave:** OK, 2 firemen now. They're standing up, here we go!

Two little firemen standing in a row (**Dave:** Get ready)

1 2 shh shh shh they go

Hop on the engine, with a shout

Quicker than a wink, the fire is out

**Dave:** OK, 1 fireman now, here goes.

One little fireman standing in a row

1 shh shh shh shh they go

Hop on the engine, with a shout

Quicker than a wink, the fire is out

**Dave:** There shouldn't be any now, should there? Here we go.

No little firemen standing in a row (**Dave:** Get ready)

Shh shh shh shh shh they go

Hop on the engine, with a shout

Quicker than a wink, the fire is out

**Dave:** Alright, give yourselves a round of applause! Yeah!

(Cheering and applause)

**Katie:** We've got them!

**Shantel:** We've got all the party hats for Ozzy's party.

**Dave:** Oh, have ya? Oh, shh! But don't let him know about it, though. Shh....

**Sarah:** Dave!

**Dave:** What?

**Sarah:** I wonder where Ozzy is?

**Dave:** Hmm.

**Iain, Dave, Sarah, Katie, Shantel, Jack & Zizi:** Ozzy?

**Ozzy:** Oh, hello there, I was just grabbing a little sit down in the paint shop. I love this part of the factory. Ahhh... No one's remembered my birthday.

**Red:** Happy birthday, Ozzy.

**Purple:** Hee-yes! Happy birthday!

**Ozzy:** Oh! You remembered! Oh, thank you!

**Pink:** Ooh, can we give him his present now?

**Paint tins:** Yes.

**Ozzy:** Present? What sort of present?

**Paint tins:** A musical present.

**Ozzy:** I might have known, everything in the Fun Song Factory makes music, even the tins of paint.

Red and yellow and pink and green

Purple and orange and blue

I can sing a rainbow

Sing a rainbow

Sing a rainbow too.

Red and yellow and pink and green

Purple and orange and blue

I can sing a rainbow

Sing a rainbow

Sing a rainbow too.

Listen with your eyes

Listen with your eyes

And sing everything you see

You can sing a rainbow

Sing a rainbow

Sing along with me.

**Ozzy:** Oh, lovely.

Red and yellow and pink and green

Purple and orange and blue

We can sing a rainbow

Sing a rainbow

Sing a rainbow

Sing a rainbow

Sing a rainbow too.

**Paint tins:** Happy birthday, Ozzy!

**Ozzy:** Ohohoh! Thank you! Oh, I feel much better!

**Katie, Albey, Zizi & Dayle:** The food's ready.

**Iain:** Oh, fabulous! This is going to be such a great party!

**Dave:** Oh, great, 'cause I'm--

**Sarah:** Don't tell me, you're starving.

**Dave:** Yeah!

**Iain:** It's typical, you bring the food and then the fly turns up.

**Sarah:** Well, maybe the Fun Song Factory's got something to help us deal with it.

**Iain:** Oh, yes. A tape measure?! Oh,

Professors of biology and even entomology

A puzzle and the problem seems to grow

They really don't know what to do, in fact they're in an awful stew

And this is what none of them seems to know

How high does a fly fly, when the fly flies ever so high

We know a bird flies to its nest, we know a cold flies to the chest

We know where the fly goes when the wind tree weather is nigh

But how high does a fly fly, when the fly flies ever so high

**Iain:** There he goes.

How high does a fly fly, when the fly flies ever so high

We know a fly flies in the sky and sometimes into your eye

We know where the men go in the thirsty weather went dry

But how high does a fly fly, when the fly flies ever so high

I heard a fly fly, fly high

**Sarah:** Look what I found, a computer. I wonder if there are any animals in here. I'll press the button and see what happens. Ah, some fishes! A fishy song.

Down in the meadow, in a little bitty pool

Swam three little fishes and a Mama Fishie too

"Swim!" said the Mamma Fishie, "Swim if you can!"

And they swam, and they swam all over the dam

Boop, Boop, Dittem Dattem Whattem Chu

Boop, Boop, Dittem Dattem Whattem Chu

Boop, Boop, Dittem Dattem Whattem Chu

And they swam and they swam all over the dam

"Stop," cried the Mama Fishie "or you'll get lost."

But the three little fishies didn't want to be bossed

The three little fishies went out on a spree

And they swam, and they swam right out to sea.

Boop, Boop, Dittem Dattem Whattem Chu

Boop, Boop, Dittem Dattem Whattem Chu

Boop, Boop, Dittem Dattem Whattem Chu

And they swam, and they swam right out to sea.

**Iain, Dave & Sarah:** Whee!

"Whee!" cried the fishies, "It's a lot of fun!

Let's swim in the sea till the day is done."

So they swam and they swam and it was a lark

'Til all of a sudden they saw a shark.

Boop, Boop, Dittem Dattem Whattem Chu

Boop, Boop, Dittem Dattem Whattem Chu

Boop, Boop, Dittem Dattem Whattem Chu

'Til all of a sudden they saw a shark.

**Iain, Dave & Sarah:** Aaaaah!

"Help!" cried the fishies, "Look at the whales!"

And quick as they could they turn on their tails

And back to the pool in the meadow they swam

And they swam and they swam... Phew! ...back over the dam.

Boop, Boop, Dittem Dattem Whattem Chu

Boop, Boop, Dittem Dattem Whattem Chu

Boop, Boop, Dittem Dattem Whattem Chu

And they swam and they swam back over the dam.

Up the tall white candlestick

Climbed little Mousie Brown

Right to the top

But he couldn't get down

So he called to his grandma "Grandma, grandma"

But grandma was in town

So he curled himself into a ball

And rolled himself right down.

**Iain:** Ah, Come on, you know this one, you do the actions with us.

Up the tall white candlestick

Climbed little Mousie Brown

Right to the top

But he couldn't get down

So he called to his grandma "Grandma, grandma"

But grandma was in town

So he curled himself into a ball

And rolled himself right down.

**Dave:** Hmm, I wonder what all that noise is? Wahey! Yeah!

Chick, chick, chick, chick chicken

Lay a little egg for me

Chick, chick, chick, chick chicken

I want one for my tea

I haven't had an egg since Easter

And now it's half past three.

So, chick, chick, chick, chick chicken

Lay a little egg for me.

**Ozzy:** Hello, Dave.

**Dave:** Hello.

**Ozzy:** Can I join in?

**Dave:** Yeah.

Chick, chick, chick, chick chicken

Lay a little egg for me

Chick, chick, chick, chick chicken

I want one for my tea

I haven't had an egg since Easter

And now it's half past three.

So, chick, chick, chick, chick chicken

Lay a little egg for me.

(Cheering and applause)

**Iain:** Ozzy. There you are, we wondered where you got to.

**Sarah:** What's next Ozzy?

**Ozzy:** We've got 4 more animals for you, there's a cockerel, a cow, a duck and a donkey. Which one do you think is going to be first?

If you take a ride through the countryside

And listen you will hear

Lots of different sounds from all around

That will echo in your ear.

**Ozzy:** And the first one is a cockerel. Do you know how they go? They go....

Cock-a-doodle-doo, Cock-a-doodle-doo, Cock-a-doodle-doodle-doodle-doo.

**Ozzy:** You try.

Cock-a-doodle-doo, Cock-a-doodle-doo, Cock-a-doodle-doodle-doodle-doo.

**Ozzy:** Again.

Cock-a-doodle-doo, Cock-a-doodle-doo, Cock-a-doodle-doodle-doodle-doo.

**Ozzy:** Your turn, Iain.

**Iain:** Right.

Moo, moo, moo moo moo

**Iain:** Are we gonna be cows, aren't we? We're all gonna do that for moo, moo. So get ready, very easy.

Moo, moo, moo moo moo

**Iain:** That's it, now you do it with me this time, you ready?

If you take a ride through the countryside

And listen you will hear

Lots of different sounds from all around

That will echo in your ear.

**Iain:** Everybody.

Moo, moo, moo moo moo

**Ozzy:** Cockerels.

Moo, moo, moo moo moo/Cock-a-doodle-doo, Cock-a-doodle-doo, Cock-a-doodle-doodle-doodle-doo.

**Iain:** And Dave.

Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack

**Dave:** Do you know what I'm being?

Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack

**Dave:** So get ready to quack along with me. Here we go.

If you take a ride through the countryside

And listen you will hear

Lots of different sounds from all around

That will echo in your ear.

**Dave:** It goes like this.

Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack

**Iain:** Everybody.

Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack/Moo, moo, moo moo moo

**Ozzy:** Cockerels.

Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack/Moo, moo, moo moo moo/Cock-a-doodle-doo, Cock-a-doodle-doo, Cock-a-doodle-doodle-doodle-doo.

**Iain:** Sarah.

Eeyore, eeyore, eeyore eeyore

**Sarah:** Do you know what I am? A donkey. You be a donkey so get your ears ready. Here we go.

Eeyore, eeyore, eeyore eeyore

**Sarah:** You be a donkey with me this time.

If you take a ride through the countryside

And listen you will hear

Lots of different sounds from all around

That will echo in your ear.

**Sarah:** Come on donkeys!

Eeyore, eeyore, eeyore eeyore

Eeyore, eeyore, eeyore eeyore/Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack

Eeyore, eeyore, eeyore eeyore/Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack/Moo, moo, moo moo moo

**Ozzy:** Cockerels.

Eeyore, eeyore, eeyore eeyore/Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack/Moo, moo, moo moo moo/Cock-a-doodle-doo, Cock-a-doodle-doo, Cock-a-doodle-doodle-doodle-doo.

Eeyore, eeyore, eeyore eeyore/Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack/Moo, moo, moo moo moo/Cock-a-doodle-doo, Cock-a-doodle-doo, Cock-a-doodle-doodle-doodle-doo.

(Cheering and applause)

**Sarah:** What's the matter, Ozzy?

**Ozzy:** Oh, nothing, Sarah. It's just that--

**Iain:** Yes?

**Ozzy:** Uh, i-it's just that today it's--

**Sarah:** Yes?

**Ozzy:** Uh, it's just that today it's my--

**Iain, Dave & Sarah:** It's your birthday.

**Dave:** Ha ha ha!

**Kids:** Happy birthday, Ozzy!

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday dear Ozzy

Happy birthday to you.

(Iain & Dave cheering)

**Dave:** All right, all right, take the cake out and then we'll go away and slice it up.

**Iain & Kids:** Yay!

**Dave:** Hooray!

**Iain:** What would you like the Fun Song Factory give to you for your birthday?

**Ozzy:** I'd like a great big ball!

**Iain:** Oh! \*laughs\*

**Ozzy:** \*laughs\* Oh, not that kind of ball.

**Iain:** Oh, alright.

**Ozzy:** You know, a proper ball. A party.

**Ozzy & Iain:** A great big dance.

**Iain:** Yay!

**Ozzy:** Come on everybody, get up and dance!

Come on everybody, let's move to the music

Come on everybody and dance to the beat

If you want to join me then get your bodies moving

Come on everybody and dance with me.

Come on everybody, let's move to the music

Come on everybody and dance to the beat

If you want to join me then get your bodies moving

Come on everybody and dance with me.

Up and down, up and down, jumping jumping up and down

Up and down, up and down we go

Reaching high into the sky, higher than a bird can fly

Then we bend right down and touch our toes.

Come on everybody, let's move to the music

Come on everybody and dance to the beat

If you want to join me then get your bodies moving

Come on everybody and dance with me.

Dance with me, dance with me, dance with me, let's have some fun (**Iain:** Come on everybody, **Dave:** Everybody dance, **Iain:** Everybody dance, come on)

Dance with me, dance with me, dance with me everyone (**Iain:** Everybody dance)

Dance with me, dance with me we're dancing all our cares away

Dance with me, dance with me, dance with me today.

Come on everybody, let's move to the music

Come on everybody and dance to the beat

If you want to join me then get your bodies moving

Come on everybody and dance with me

If you want to join me then get your bodies moving

Come on everybody and dance with me.

**Iain:** Yay!

(Cheering and applause)

**Iain:** Oh, that's the hooter.

**Ozzy:** Oh, it's time to go. But I hope you'll all come back to the Fun Song Factory very soon! Heh heh! Bye!

**Iain:** Bye-bye!

**All:** Bye!

**Dave:** Bye!

**Iain:** Bye-bye!

The whistle’s blowing loudly

Another day is done

Inside the Fun Song Factory

With lots of songs we've sung.

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory.

Fun Song, Fun Song

Fun Song Factory

There’s nowhere else quite like it

It’s the Fun Song Factory.

## Opening (Original 1996 release)

* Tempo Video Warning Screen (1987-2002)
* Tempo Pre-School Ident (1996-2010)
* Tempo Pre-School videos approved by the Pre-school Learning Alliance card
* Fun Song Factory 2 trailer [announced by Dave Benson Phillips]
* The Official Pre-School Learning Alliance Video Card (Short Version)
* Start of Party Time at the Fun Song Factory (1996)

## Closing (Original 1996 release)

* End of Party Time at the Fun Song Factory (1996)
* Fun Song Factory closing credits (Party Time at the Fun Song Factory Version)
* A Tell-Tale Production (silent)
* for Abbey Broadcast Communications plc

## Opening (1997 Re-release) (Version 1)

* Tempo Video Warning Screen (1987-2002)
* Tempo Pre-School Ident (1996-2010)
* Tempo Pre-School videos approved by the Pre-school Learning Alliance card
* Fun Song Factory 2 trailer [announced by Dave Benson Phillips]
* The Happy Birthday Video trailer [announced by Karl Woolley]
* Bedtime Stories trailer [announced by Karl Woolley]
* The Official Pre-School Learning Alliance Video Card (Short Version)
* Start of Party Time at the Fun Song Factory (1996)

## Closing (1997 Re-release) (Version 1)

* End of Party Time at the Fun Song Factory (1996)
* Fun Song Factory closing credits (Party Time at the Fun Song Factory Version)
* A Tell-Tale Production (silent)
* for Abbey Broadcast Communications plc

## Opening (1997 Re-release) (Version 2)

* PolyGram Warning Screen (1997-2002)
* Tempo Pre-School Ident (1996-2010)
* The Fun Song Factory at Old MacDonald's Farm trailer [announced by Dave Benson Phillips]
* Party Time at the Fun Song Factory title card
* The Official Pre-School Learning Alliance Video Card (Short Version)
* Start of Party Time at the Fun Song Factory (1996)

## Closing (1997 Re-release) (Version 2)

* End of Party Time at the Fun Song Factory (1996)
* Fun Song Factory closing credits (Party Time at the Fun Song Factory Version)
* A Tell-Tale Production (silent)
* for Abbey Broadcast Communications plc
* Abbey Home Entertainment/Tempo Video Ident (1990-2000, 2003) (Later Variant)

## Opening (2003 Re-release)

1. Copyright Notice Warning Screen (2002-2005)
2. Universal Pictures Video logo (1997-2012)
3. Make Way For Noddy trailer (Long Version)
4. Barbie as Rapunzel trailer
5. Transformers Armada trailer [announced by Michael Angelis]
6. Clifford the Big Red Dog Trailer [announced by Enn Reitel]
7. Universal Meditteranea UK TV Advert [announced by Mel Smith]
8. Universal Pictures Video logo (1997-2012) (again)
9. Start of Party Time at the Fun Song Factory (1996)

## Closing (2003 Re-release)

1. End of Party Time at the Fun Song Factory (1996)
2. Fun Song Factory closing credits (Party Time at the Fun Song Factory Version)
3. A Tell-Tale Production (silent)
4. for Abbey Broadcast Communications plc
5. Universal Pictures Video logo (1997-2012)
6. Copyright Notice Warning Screen (2002-2005)

## Trailers and info

### Original 1996 release

1. The "Fun Song Factory 2" video commercial of 1996.

### 1997 Re-release (Version 1)

1. The "Fun Song Factory 2" video commercial of 1996.
2. The "The Happy Birthday Video" video trailer of 1996
3. The "Bedtime Stories" video trailer of 1996

### 1997 Re-release (Version 2)

1. The "The Fun Song Factory at Old MacDonald's Farm" video commercial of 1997.

### 2003 Re-release

1. Make Way For Noddy (Out to own on Video and DVD)
2. Barbie As Rapunzel
3. Transformers Armada (Collect them now on Video & DVD)
4. Clifford the Big Red Dog (Coming Soon to Video)
5. Universal Meditteranea (UK TV Advert)