Season 1 Episode 3

## **Overview**

The third episode of BFW, aired on September 5, 2020. This episode was called the "Attitude Era" of BFW, as it was very sexually charged and Brendaniel could smell the horniness of the audience. That, or he was smelling cigarettes. This was also a very fork-heavy episode, due to the fact that most of the competitors raided the buffet for forks, leaving patrons with spoons to eat their steaks.

Referee: Refiroth, Sonic the Refhog

Commentators: Brendaniel, James, Minkle, Seabuff, Stebby

Sponsors:

* **KFC**: NOT Popeye's
* **Slime**
* **Subway**: Eat fresh
* **Cow Juice**: BFW is no longer sponsored by the m-i-l-k word, you can only say cow juice.

### Match #1

Run-ins: Dr. Robotnik, assisting Rita Repulsa

### Match #2

Odie was granted three matches to earn him the chance to fight his lifelong nemesis, Garfield. He won the first match, but lost this match. However, despite this he was given a second chance to prove himself in a match next week.

### Match #3

Determined which of the opponents makes the worse movies on purpose. Seth Rogen ripped Adam Sandler's cock off, winning the match. A gorilla said "*I would like Adam Sandler to take Seth Rogen down for creating Sausage Party*".

### Match #4

Brendaniel was planning on deleting Ghost Dad from the roster, but due to his victory, he was allowed to stay. However, right after the match, Minkle went backstage and brutally murdered Ghost Dad, cutting him into eight pieces. This was allegedly to protect the seals (animals).

### Match #5

This match was booked as a "Kids' Match", as whoever won was going to be for the kids. It was also revealed during this match that penguins had to be sold in order to afford the services of Zak Bagans, who the commentators enlisted to help take care of the remains of Ghost Dad.

*"The hammer and sickle is in a little bit of a hammer and pickle"*

Run-ins: Vladimir Lenin, assisting Barney

### Match #7

The first match ended in a draw due to it hitting the time limit. The rematch was given an unlimited time limit. Refiroth referred the first match, but Sonic the Refhog was brought into the rematch, as he is the only one fast enough to keep up with the speed generated by the time crystal.

 #2

### Match #9

The match was instigated by the fact that Data was pissed that he wasn't featured in David Cage's android game, Detroit: Become Human. Data was intent on killing David Cage. During the match Stebby was find a plate of spaghetti for hating the French, and multiple members of the audience began the throw spaghetti at the commentator's desk to punish Stebby.

Run-ins: Eric Cartman, assisting David Cage; James Rolfe, assisting Data

### Match #10

Run-ins: Lord Farquaad, assisting Xavier.

One Fall

### Match #11

This match was announced to determine which of the competitors' movies were allowed to stay in existence. Due to the outcome, every single Star Wars movie has been erased from time and reality.

### Match #12

During the prior match, Stebby was kidnapped by Shane McMahon, and forced to fight for his life to pay for his transgressions against the McMahon family. Shane McMahon left a note, which read *"Haha, I've kidnapped Stebby. You'll never get your boy back, he has to fight m. With love, Shane McMahon"*. It was a no disqualification match. If Stebby won, the McMahons would be banned from BFW. If Stebby lost, he had to pay Brendaniel $1.

### Match #13

Booked by Stebby. Called the "Pink Shirt Match" the loser would have to wear a pink shirt either for the rest of their career or until the commentators decided that it was no longer funny.

### Match #14

The main event of Season 1 Episode 3. This match would determine who got the chance to face Brendaniel for a shot at the BFW Championship. Due to the outcome, both Pepsi Man and Mountain Dewey will face each other and Brendaniel next week.

## **Trivia**

* After a little bit of a tiff between Stebby and Vince McMahon last week, Vince now runs Payback, opposing the BFW directly with his pay-per-view, which is despicable. He knows that the BFW runs on Saturday or Sunday nights. Vince is pure evil.
* Before the show could start, a train of hype passed through the middle of the ring.
* The match list which Brendaniel wrote is for the commentators difficult to read. He has to go back to handwriting school.
* In the world of Undertale they sell these little tubes of snail juice called Snail-Gurt. It's like Go-Gurt, but made of snails. It's actually one snail that you squeeze out of the tube and you suck it down.