Everyone Falls Eventually

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**Everyone Falls Eventually** is the eighth episode of Season 2 of The Walking Dead of Life. This is the third Lost Caverns episode.

## Spoiler

The adventure still goes on, as everyone fails to escape. Future Dave finally reveals what he wants, and why everyone is there.

## Plot

### (#1) Still Stuck

Mario, Lego Mario, Luigi, and Wall Nut keep running into dead ends at the Lost Caverns. "Seems like everything's a dead end over here," said Mario, who pulled his ballsack. Lego Mario kicks him in the balls and tells him to stop doing that. Lego Mario is starting to get a temper, being tired of everyone; Mario keeps pulling his balls, Luigi keeps talking about anime girls, and Wall Nut is no help at all. Mario wants to be even, so he tries to reach for Lego Mario's balls. Luigi breaks this commotion up, and tells them to all calm down, sit back, and think about anime girls. Mario says that he's been one of the most annoying people this season, and tells him to not think about anime girls. "Hey! I have the right to think about whatever I want, in my head. If I want to think about me… N-nevermind," said Luigi, saying that was a horrible thought. Mario tells him to just say it, and Luigi says it was about "Black Luigi." Anyways, they don't know what to do next. Luigi scolds Lego Mario because he was about to kick Mario in the balls again. Suddenly, Luigi passes out from lack of air. Wall Nut is feeling the air supply shortening as well, even though he doesn't have a nose. However, he still has a mouth. Lego Mario passes out. "Guess it's just you and me now. Want to talk about sex?", asked Mario. "Let's not," said Wall Nut. They both encounter Daryl Dixon and Blue Toad, the latter annoying the former. It turns out that Blue Toad survived Fire Mario. They heard he even fought him off as well, which seems hard to believe. Blue Toad claims that in order to get out of here, they must obey the Toad. Daryl Dixon doesn't want to, since Blue Toad drove him crazy. Suddenly, Blue Toad passes out. They realize that they have to get out of this area so the others won't pass out as well. They move into an open area where the air is more clear.

Mario is tired, but Luigi is freaking out because he's claustrophobic. However, when it is suggested to think about anime girls, that makes the situation much better for him. Eggbert approaches them, and says there's a lack of air over there, too. "Oh, mama mia," said Luigi. "Calm down, Luigi, it's not the end of the world," said Mario. Luigi wants to slap him, but part of him says not to do it. Eggbert says that there's video games in one area. Luigi asks if there are anime girls, and Eggbert says that there's one. Luigi wants to stay, but Mario says that they have to get out of here. Maybe it's a zombie in disguise. Eggbert even says he wants to get out of here. He says that to get out of here, they must divide by zero. However, he wasn't actually talking about getting out of here; one of the video games in the Lost Caverns is called "Get Out of Here." Eggbert then goes to play a game. Mario tells Luigi not to follow him. Luigi is getting bored. Japanese Wario comes and tells everyone to shut up. "Ah, good lord, that is a fat tubby over here," said Daryl Dixon. Japanese Wario says that he works in Japanese, and that his favorite country is China. Mario says there's a video game over there with an anime girl in the room. Japanese Wario is delighted to hear this since he says he likes Chinese people, and goes to the video game room. Daryl Dixon suggests that Blue Toad should leave next, but Blue Toad clearly doesn't want to leave. Daryl Dixon decides to stop following the group. Mario claims that he is the only sane person here, but Luigi disagrees and calls that "cocky bullsh\*t." They then realize that they are near Crazy Dave, but he's missing his arm… No, it turns out it's actually Future Dave, as Lego Mario reveals. Future Dave is near a locked drawer…

### (#2) Future Dave's Goal

Future Dave tells Lego Mario to not spoil who he is, but it's too late. Future Dave is working with the zombies, and he brought these victims here on purpose. He claims he's making it easy for them. The reason why he's working with the Zombie Force is so he can get technology to rule over the future. In fact, he wants to be the god of the future. He claims that no one will stop him, not even the SII. Future Dave tries to unlock the drawer, but he gets stuck. "Yeah, you know what? You kinda deserve that," said Mario, who pulled up his balls again. Lego Mario kicks him in the balls. Luigi wants to slap Future Dave on the booty, but Future Dave sets himself free and tries to attack Luigi. However, Luigi knocks over him. Future Dave doesn't seem to be so tough after all. Lego Mario keeps insulting Future Dave, so they fight, and Mario joins as well. The three group up to tackle him, but Lego Mario's head comes off in the process. As proven in earlier episodes, he's not dead. When Future Dave picks his head up, he gets bitten in the finger. Mario is glad to see his head being off, as he thinks he can't be kicked in the balls, but Lego Mario's body kicks him in the balls to disprove that point. Future Dave gets tired of this and uses gravity to pick Wall Nut and Mario up, forcibly throwing them. Luigi doesn't know what to do, but he gets the same fate. Future Dave decides to capture Lego Mario, and puts him down the hole under the drawer, which leads to zombies. Daryl Dixon comes up next, saying that he finally found him, and that he'll pay for this. However, Future Dave easily triumphs over Daryl Dixon, and puts him down the hole under the drawer as well. In the other room, Eggbert is wondering if Wall Nut, Mario, and Luigi are awake. Eggbert decides to eat them, but they wake up just in time. Eggbert once again invites them over to play games, because the anime girl is about to leave the room soon if no one's going to show up. They once again argue over if Luigi is going to see her or not. Eggbert reveals that she lives here, which seems to prove Mario's point that she's actually a zombie.

However, Eggbert says that she's not a zombie, and that she's in the pipe. However, the pipe actually kinda answers the question of how Eggbert came to the Lost Caverns in the first place. Turns out that Eggbert may not have been lying about the toilet story after all. The only problem is that Eggbert is too big for that pipe. It seems that Mario is too big for that pipe, too, but Blue Toad can fit in just fine. He says that it smells like rotten eggs. Blue Toad is seemingly out of the Lost Caverns now, which is a bad thing for the rest because they should've asked him to get Crazy Dave once he's out of there. Luigi asks Eggbert if he can see this anime girl, so Eggbert gets her. However, she left the room, so Eggbert couldn't find her. There's a ghost named Boo that won't stop following him, too. Boo keeps making weird noises, like he's constipated. He eventually stops doing that, and says that he doesn't know how he got here. Eggbert asks him if he knows the anime girl that Luigi wants to meet so badly. Boo asks Eggbert to speak to him in private. However, he says it to the others, too. He's the anime girl's pet ghost. Luigi gets angry and fights Boo, even though he wasn't talking about that kind of pet.

## Cast

* Mario
* Lego Mario
* Luigi
* Wall Nut
* Daryl Dixon
* Blue Toad
* Eggbert
* Japanese Wario
* Future Dave
* Boo

## Trivia

* Future Dave mentions the SII; in full, Satanic Infinite Illuminati. Future Dave might've been the one who wrote the paper easter egg in S02E06, Unsolved Mysteries.
* Wall Nut is constipated, a little bit.
* The anime girl turned out to be Booette.

## Link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNnQsPFmzPA