High Roller/Dialogue

*The Major Player moonwalks onto the stage.*
Major Player: "Hachacha!"
"How's the hoop skip out there toe-taps, can't thank ya enough for these claps!"
"The due morning dew duet is a pitch perfect harp strum for this singing stringer's symphonic set-strike solicitations!"
"Takes two to tango, babe, and I am proud and poppin' to introduce today's special guest!"
"The Casino Cardshaper..."
"The Roulette Rockabilly..."
"The Quartet Quack Attacker..."
"The Spinning Wheel..."
*The Duck Shuffler falls onto the stage.*
Major Player: "Buck Ruffler: The Duck Shuffler!"
Duck Shuffler: "Oh my Cogth thath me"
"Waith I needth to thay it too"
"Buck Ruffler: The Duck Thuffler!"
*The camera quickly cuts away from Duck Shuffler and to a screen that reads "Applause Now"*
Duck Shuffler: "HAHAHALIRIGHT! Let'th thake thome dithe!"
"THE TABLE ITH HOT AND I'M ON TOP! Let'th play!!"
*The Toons enter the room running in on the side of the wall*
*The Toons growl at the Major Player*
Major Player: "Oooh, but that's no high class brass, looks like we got some surprise guests!"
"Baby Blue, ya knew my words were true-I told ya we'd meet again!"
Duck Shuffler: "HHAHAHHAHAHAHA DBSEHIFWEIUABYUEYKTRARTXRVEWIAYRVAESLKUSNARETSYREOYOXMROTEBURASXAEWRNEWIORVUE4OIBRUOEWUPMXAWOTBRUPOE"
"HHAHAHHAHAHAHA DBSEHIFWEIUABYUEYKTRARTXRVEWIAYRVAESLKUSNARETSYREOYOXMROTEBURASXAEWRNEWIORVUE4OIBRUOEWUPMXAWOTBRUPOE"
"HHAHAHHAHAHAHA DBSEHIFWEIUABYUEYKTRARTXRVEWIAYRVAESLKUSNARETSYREOYOXMROTEBURASXAEWRNEWIORVUE4OIBRUOEWUPMXAWOTBRUPOE"
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"!"
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*The Duck Shuffler sits atop a massive Anvil named "The Comedy Anvil"*
Duck Shuffler: "I gueth we'll have to give em tha thpecial thow though! Come on mic thpam!"
Major Player: "Hachahoo hooi-didibadoo! Here's a special shabaadoopdaa-show from we to you!"
*The Duck Shuffler starts dancing*
*The Major Player starts snapping and tapping his feet*
*They continue to dance, then grab hands and fuse into...*
*THE HIGH ROLLER!*
High Roller: "GOOD MOOORNING TOONTOOOOWN!!!"
"Welcome back to the Tooniverffe'ff favorite ffhow!"
*The High Roller slides off the stage and game show wheel drops down*
*The High Roller slides back in*
High Roller: "What'ya waitin' for, babe? Hop on fftage! let'ff get hoppin' and boppin', jumpin' and jinglin', ffingin' and ffwingin'!"
"Ohoho-no-no, takeff a party to partiffipate and play, and I ffay play!!"
*The High Roller pulls the Toons onto the stage*
High Roller: "Here'ff a ffpinnin wheel I know ya can get behaHAHAHA-hind!"
 Second Cutscene
"Oooo-hooo-hooo, ratingff are ffkyrocketing! Line goeff up, head turner! Keep thoffe cameraff rollin'!
"Let'ff ffee the nefft big play for today!"
*The wheel lands on a small sliver called "Uh Oh..."*
High Roller: "WHAT A TWIFFT, BUTTERCUP BLUE!"
"Hope the folkff at home are ready for a real ffhowfftopper!"
"Give a warm, hot on the oven, flaff fire, round of applauffe for my ffecond favorite ffet of..."
*The High Roller will say one of these lines:*

"Ffcallywagff, clownff, quipffterff, harlequinff, buffoonff, wiffecrackerff, raffcalff, ne'er-do-wellff,"
"Lollyggaggerff, tomfoolerff, jokerff, hoaxerff, trickffterff, jokeffmithff, humoriftfth,"
"Rabbelroufferff, ffhenaiganifferff, goofffterff, merrymakerff, ruffianff, ffkylarkff, gooberff,"

"Knuckleheadff... the very ffpeffial... Dave Brubot Quartet! Ffanff a ffimiliar ffafe, of courffe!!"
"Bring 'em in, baby doll!"
*Three Level 25.exe Mr. Hollywoods appear on the stage*
 Third Cutscene
High Roller: "AND NOW FOR THE FFFTAR OF OU FFHOW!!!1!
"THAT'FF RIGHT EYE-FFPOT FFPOTLIGHT, thiff turnfftyleff been hot all night, let'ff ffee if you can handle the heat!"
*The High Roller takes four poses, with each one becoming a Silhouette*
High Roller: "This duet jufft got a hip hump bump to a five-part big band, babe!"
"I'm the hottest fftar on fftage! Ffo come on inamorata, let'ff burn a hole in those goggle boffeff!"
 Ending Cutscene
"They'll ffave thif viffage on the ffpotlight for any Golden Age hit!"
"You know the play of the game, the tune ain't tame, gotta keep the ffhow ROLLIN'!
"Let'ff get in the hot ffhot eye-ffpot ffpotlight one lafft time before they roll the creditff, humdinger!"
"Give a big one for the headline, top banana!"
*The screen freezes and Credits start rolling on the side*
*Click the box below to view the Credits*
Credits Roll

Executive Producer
Major Player
Non-executive Producer
Chip Fan Club President
Non-producing Executive
Duck Shuffler
Writer
Hat Rack
Gaffer
Bendy Bendson
Tape
Bottom Feeder
Cog Wrangler
Emmett Basil
1st Runner
Who
2nd Runner
What
3rd Runner
I don't know
Flunky Trainer
Leaf Blower
Focus Puller
Hand Holder
Foley Artist
Con Artist
Hype Ducks
Low Rollers
Grip
Vacant
Title
Name
Drip Meister
Flundger
Dividend King
Dividend King
Contest Winner!!!
Pencil Pusher!
Congrats to Pencil Pusher for winning the HIGH ROLLER Sticky Note x500 Pack!
Personal Trainer
Count Chad Erfit
Plant Caretaker
Thomas Saggs
Nutritionist
Count Vladimir Erclaim
'Chup Sourcer
Count Vladimir Erclaim
Body Double
Key Actor
General Manager
Micromanager
On-location Meteorologist
Rainmaker
Father Figure
John Toontown
Cereal Soaker
Milkman
Toontown Cinematic Universe Founder
Jaymo
Special Thanks
The 100+ Flunkies who risked their lives in the name of stunning performance! (As many Flunkies as possible were harmed during the production of this episode.)
The Viewer
That's you!!!

High Roller: "...What'ff that whifftling ffound?"
*Freeze Frame right as a Toontanic Ship is about to fall on the High Roller*
*ROLL CREDITS AGAIN!*
High Roller
High Roller
[Player 1 Toon Name]
Adventurous Animation
[Player 2 Toon Name]
Curious Creature
[Player 3 Toon Name]
Trivia Titan
[Player 4 Toon Name]
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* "Who'ff got the power now?"
* "Power corruptff, effpecially in my handff!"
* "Niffe trip, I gueffff I'll ffee you next fall."
* "Now you ffee who'ff in power!"
* "How waff your trip?"
* "Did you have a niffe trip?"
 Rolled
* "What'ff life without a little riffk here and there?"
* "You'd befft go big or GO HOME!"
* "It'ff all or nothing, doll!"
 Con-Duck-Tion
* "Quack! Can you relate, babe? No? Well, now you can."
* "Ffee, you're going to get well acquainted with what'ff on my head! And that'ff duckieff!"
* "And the crowd goeff wild for thiff act! A real pecking order iff in action... now."
 Free Cruise
* "Don't waffh affhore just yet, baby doll! We can ride thiff ffhip together! "
* "Have you ever wondered what it'ff like to have two hundred poundff dropped on your headff? Now you don't have to!"
* "You are right in the ffplaffh zone, babe!"
* "Do you remember thiff? It'ff a real wreck if I mufft ffay ffo myffelf!"
* "We have a winner! Watch your headff, folkff, thiff might rock your boat!"
 Game Time (Puzzle)
* "No more buyin' letterff, time to buy a ffpine!"
* "Time to bring in the big guyff! Can you keep up with them? I know I can."
 Game Time (Trivia)
* "Peep your eyeff, we've got ffo much in fftore today for you!"
* "I bet you're jufft burffting with knowledge! Let'ff find out."
* "Let'ff wrack thoffe ffilly brainff of yourff. Quick!"

 Game Time (Shuffle)
* "I'll be right back, but I'm ffure you have a keen eye on my friendff here."
* "Keep your eyeff on the prize, don't let them fflip away!"
 Game Over
* "Come on, babe, FFHOW UFF THOFFE NUMBERFF!"
* "Better hope for ffome HIGH ROLLERFF! HAHAHAHA!"
* "Ready to find out which one of you iff really the weakefft link?!"
* "WAFFN'T THAT FUN? Let'ff ffee how you did!"
 Intermission Break
* "I can jufft hear the crowd going wild for thiff intermiffion!"
* "Let'ff get the hip hop ffhop right on top, a-one a-two-let'ff play true!"
 End of Intermission
* "And now back to our regularly ffcheduled programming."
* "Another one biteff the dufft, I ffuppoffe! Anywayff..."
 Trick of the Light
 Dice Roulette
	+ "Hoping we don't land of ffnake eyeff here, right folkff?"
	+ "Where the diffe will land, nobody knowff--effept for me!"
	+ "Pain iff ffhared equally between all participantff."
	+ "Lady Luck, you better be on my ffide tonight! Let'ff roll on it!"
	+ "Everyone getff a piece of thiff! No FFuit or Toon left unharmed."
* Results (Targets Toons)
	+ "Can't ffquaffh and fftretch your way out of thiff one, Toonff!"
	+ "Who'ff ready for ffome cartoon violenffe?!"
	+ "FForry, babe, but the ratingff don't lie! Thiff iff what the viewerff want!"
	+ "And the ratingff FFKYROCKET!!!"
	+ "If it meanff anything, thiff iff gonna hurt me a lot more than it hurtff you!"
	+ "'Ker-ffplat!' HahaHAHA!!! You Toonff really are funny!"
* Results (No Targets)
	+ "Look'ff like nuffin!"
	+ "Aww ratff, a total bufft!!"
	+ "Ffhew! Now that waff a cloffe call, waffn't it, folkff?"
	+ "Lady Luck iff merffiful today, huh?"
	+ "And THAT iff why they call you our LUCKY contefftantff!"
* Results (Targets Cogs)
	+ "WHAT A TWIFFT!!!"
	+ "'FFLAM!' What a ffweet ffound!"
	+ "Now, you ffigned up for thiff!"
 Ace in the Hole
* "You know, I've alwayff got an affe up my ffleeve! Ffee?"
* "I'm the biggefft ffenffation, the talk of the town! Hope you haven't forgotten, doll."
* "It'ff time for my cloffe up! You're getting in all of the action now, folkff!"
* "Ffhrouded in mifft, you'll ffoon fee who'ff in control of the ffow now!"

* "Come on, babe, FFHOW UFF THOFFE NUMBERFF!"
* "Oooo-hooo-hooo, ratingff are ffkyrocketing!"
* "WHAT A TWIFFT, BUTTERCUP BLUE!"
* "Give a big one for the headline, top banana!"
* "Pain iff ffhared equally between all participantff."
* "Hope you folkff at home are ready for a real ffhowfftopper!"
* "Where the diffe will land, nobody knowff--effept for me!"
 Friend Request Denials
* High Roller quacks in disgust. "You could never impreff me! You're predictable."
* The High Roller turns his head away from you. "My duckieff ffay you're no good, babe. Ffcram!"
 Flunky Dialogue (Shuffle)
* "I'm so grateful for this networking opportunity."
* "I'm getting the sense that this is NOT where my new desk is."
* "I hope my insurance covers this."
* "See boss? I can be a team player...!"
* "I told you I was spunky."
* "Wait, this isn't the HR department. What's the H stand for? Well-"
* "I'm just here for a chance at that free cruise."
 Toon Dice Rolls
	+ "Bring it on!"
	+ "I'm ready to rock!"
	+ "Welcome to the danger zone!"
	+ "Let's get ready to rumble!"
	+ "Let the pies fly!"
* 1-Pip Dice:
	+ "Trust me!"
	+ "This will work!"
	+ "Try again..."
	+ "One more roll..."
* 1-Pip Dice (After 4 Uses):
	+ "HELP!!! AHHHH!!!!"
	+ "Don't you jutht love the THRILL of it?!"
	+ "I CAN'T STOP!!!"
* 2-Pip Dice:
	+ "You can count on me!"
	+ "I won't miss this!"
* 3-Pip Dice:
	+ "Toons of the World, Spend Wisely!"
	+ "Bargain time!"
* 4-Pip Dice:
	+ "We can do this!"
	+ "Teamwork makes the dream work!"
* 5-Pip Dice:
	+ "Look alive, [Toon Name]!"
	+ "Get ready, [Toon Name]!"
* 6-Pip Dice:
	+ "Toons of the World, Toon-Up!"