Oblivious Yandere Takes You Hostage

Yandere Girlfriend arrives to help her boyfriend recover from heat exhaustion.

## Transcript

I'm sorry I crashed the car. Yeah. I mean, I didn't see it coming, either. I really thought this time would be different. You know, it's really eating my finances having to torch every car I end up crashing. No, no. Driving school is for tryhards. Totally not my style. Not to worry baby. My friend is on holiday nearby. With any luck she'll let me borrow her car, and we can continue our drive straight home!

No, no, no, no way. There is no chance i'll crash hers. She would literally kill me if i did! Yeah, she's really nice. I'm sure she will be pleasantly surprised to see us. Mm-hmm. This is the place. Let's get out of the rain, my love. Hmm... where would she be at this hour? Has to be at the bar. Hmm? Oh, no for a hot chocolate she's uh not really the party girl type. Hmm-hmm There she is! Duchess!

**Dom:** Oh, what on earth are you doing here? I thought you were supposed to be in hiding.

**Yandere:** Yeah... I am! Look, I need to borrow your car.

**Dom:** Who on earth is that with you?

**Yandere:** That is my lover!

**Dom:** Oh, my god, Evalina, not again.. Hi there. Blink twice if you need help.

**Yandere:** They don't need help, Duchess! Stop being jealous.

**Dom:** Eva, I can promise you I'm not jealous of you being in hiding. What on earth are you both dressed like that for? Please tell me there is some kind of medical-themed costume party you're on your way to. Please.

**Yandere:** Yeah...

**Dom:** Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Well I'm afraid I can't let you borrow the car.

**Yandere:** What? Why not?

**Dom:** My servant boy has gone to the next county over to buy me some more tea.

**Yandere:** Oh, my God, you and your tea!

**Dom:** It's imported, and I require it! I can't just be drinking any old hotel tea.

**Yandere:** Well, will he be back tonight?

**Dom:** No... I suspect he shall return around 4am, so you may as well spend the night here and wait for him to arrive.

**Yandere:** So, you let me borrow the car?

**Dom:** Oh fine, but if you so much as breathe on it, I will start sending anonymous tips to MI6.

**Yandere:** Deal!

**Dom:** Mm-hmm. Get some rest, darling. I'll catch up with you later.

**Yandere:** At band practice!

**Dom:** I'm not joining your damn band, Eva.

Well, looks like we're stopping in for the night, my love. Let's go and get you into bed. We can try setting off our home again in the morning. Follow me. Hmm? No, it's not a problem that I don't have a room booked. I just need to see where the chambermaid is and which room she is cleaning. We can just sneak into a clean empty room. Mm-hmm. I know it won't have the same feel as the basement, but hopefully the exhaustion will keep you well behaved enough! There. Now, now.

**Kuudere:** Excuse me sir, your checkout was at 11am this morning. I'm going to need you to get up.

We did it! Well done, angel! Good job! It's really your lucky day being allowed to sleep in a bed. Why don't you come and get comfortable in it? I can get you something to drink. Mm-hmm You were in a hot car for many hours. I can't have you getting dehydrated, now can i? Mm-hmm. There we are. You wait here.

Hey, what are you doing? Hmm? Nothing? I saw you looking at the phone. What were you thinking about? Ordering room services! Baby, you are so smart! I wouldn't mind that too, but maybe after some sleep. Here's some water. Good job. Since we aren't at home, I'm going to have to hold you tight so I know you're not going anywhere.

Cuddle time till 4am challenge! If you move, you lose. Mm-hmm. Oh, you don't want to know what will happen! This is nice. I know you must be really worn out. We've done a lot of running today, I suppose. So you just close your eyes and fall asleep, all nice and warm... and don't move.

There could have been worse ways to end the night. How are you feeling? Tired? Does my baby need anything more to drink? As a qualified nurse I need to make sure you're keeping your fluids up for that supposed heat exhaustion. You don't have to worry anymore. You're safe with me, especially when we aren't in a car.

Mm-hmm. You're so cute. If I kiss your little head, you will have sweet dreams. There, there. We can go home soon. When I wake up you had better still be here in the exact same spot. I don't want to find you walking that motorway by yourself. That would be dangerous. Mm-hmm. You're my baby. My little angel.