recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Peter T. Parker

Peter T. Parker, as Spiderman

Peter T. Parker is a player created character, played by Reece Wilson.

## Show Bio:

Peter T. Parker is the British Spider-Man. He is not Tom Holland.

He has all the regular powers of classic Spider-Man, including shooting webs, climbing walls and his 'Spidey Sense' which should allow him to react to dangers quickly, although he frequently misses them. Because he lives in Britain and there isn't a massive amount of tall buildings within a grid system like in New York, his web slinging is a bit useless. He is constantly in need of a cup of tea.

**Pro**: Spider-Man powers

**Con**: Every so often his webbing is replaced by cheese

## Angry Peter T. Parker

Sometimes, Peter T. Parker can lose him temper and become extremely angry. When this happens, he turns into Angry Peter T. Parker and gets infected with the Venom Symbiote. When the transformation is complete he becomes Lawful Evil.

Angry Peter T. Parker speaks with a gruffer, growlier voice because he thinks it makes him seem hard. All the emo kids think he's very cool, actually.

He can bring people back to life via the Venom Symbiote, but sometimes he just gets hungry and eats them instead.

## Appearances

### Episode 13: FOOKs Greatest Adventure

* This was the debut of Angry Peter T. Parker

### Episode 13: April Fools Bonus Content

* Angry Peter T. Parker befriends Squibshy 2

## Trivia

* Peter T. Parker is the first character to transform mid-game
Richard Mortimer

The Duality of Man

Richard Mortimer is a character portrayed by Alex O'Keeffe.

## Show Bio

Richard Mortimer is a well established elderly gentleman. He is a member of a well established club, and mingles with all sorts of well-to-do members of high society. He enjoys hunting, smoking the finest cigars, and, quite frankly a snob. More intelligent in his own mind than he is in practice. He may be responsible for a local housing crisis or two to make way for his third golf course. Private, of course. He is hedonistic, and pompous.

However, whenever he belches, something strange happens. His whole personality and demeanour changes. He becomes a foul-mouthed, emotionally unstable, anarchic, chaotic force. Gone are his fancy clothes and cigars. Out comes his hip flask, and AK.47. He’s paranoid! He’s dangerous! But he respects Mother above all else. Hates the phrase “motherfucker” more than anything. Of course, whenever he burps, he reverts back to his hoity toity self. All his memories are retained. So he knows what he is and what he has done. He has been known to have been involved in a nationwide police chase that lasted for over 6 weeks.

Pros:

When Proper: has connections all across Faringdon. Can gain favours from anyone, without persuasion, at any time, because of his endless wealth.

When Anarchic: has a bottomless arsenal of weapons. His rage makes him invincible to any damage or illnesses.

Cons: All of his actions will eventually add up and catch him out. The more chaotic he is to members of the public, the more likely his favours will lead to betrayal. When chaotic, he also cannot access his bank account.

## Quotes

-None. As his only appearance, to date, was cut short due to a weather 20

## Trivia and other info

* His name is based on what Alex calls "Rick and Morty"
* His alternate appearance is based off of Trevor Phillips from GTA V
* Richard Mortimer was a victim to Alex's Rule of FOOK movement in Season 2, and hasn't been played since.
Deano Thunderstorm

Deano Thunderstorm is a character created and portrayed by Stephen Santouris.

Deano in his natural habitat. Transformers Photo Source

## Show Bio

Deano Thunderstorm is both his real name, and his online handle. He's a 5'3" Powerlifter, who lives in nan's spare room. However, he exists online through a series of gym selfies, and tiktok dances in grey sweatpants. Because he's a 5'3" recluse, and he speaking patterns are very similar to his nan's, he doesn't actually go outside. Because of this, he got into BitCon (what Stephen mistakenly, but accurately called BitCoin) into buying vintage Transformers toys. Has a strange compulsion to pose them erotically.

If people found out that he was actually 5'3", spoke like his nan, and posed his Transformer toys in sexual ways, his online persona would be shattered,

**Pros:** Could lift anything over his head, and has a great centre of gravity.

**Cons:** Has no idea how to exist offline.

## Trivia

tba
Episode 35

THE FREAKIN' BAT

## Episode 35: Playing With Yourself: A Jake Brennan Adventure

Things get Meta in this loop as Jake plays as himself, alcohol is banned and ITS THE FREAKIN' BAT

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

Alex O'Keeffe as Doge Cat, Straight Edge Frank,

Jake Brennan as Mother, Jake Brennan

Joey Emerald as Crypto Kong, Gotham Goon (who turned out to be HamBorger),

## Loop X

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
Poppalinda Molly

Poppalinda Molly is a player created character played by Oli Ryder.

## Show Bio:

Poppalinda Molly is a 19 year old med student who is obsessed with Jurassic Park. She knows everything about it and has memorised all of the lines. She only wants to talk about and referenec Jurassic Park and anyone who tries to talk about anything other than Jurassic Park makes her lose interest. She isn't sure why she's a med student, but it does make her a clever girl.

**Pro**: is obsessed with Jurassic Park.

**Con**: only cares about Jurassic Park.

## Trivia

* Her name is a reference to the slang 'pop a molly', which means to take ecstacy.
Episode 33

The Variants begin...

## Episode 33: Toto, I Don't Think We're In Leeds Anymore (Or Africa ... Or Kansas)

In this episode, which we are joined by fans of the show, Hamborger gets enhanced! Stitch Steals Shoes! A man has an unfortunate career path, and... a gas leak!? It can't be!

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

Joey Emerald as HamBorger, HamLorger, CyBorger

Andy Ward as Big Dan The Yorkshire Man, Gas Snake

Kristie Pallini as Toto, Stitch

Gaz Peart as Maximillian, Joe White

## Loop X

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
Gemma Grange

Gemma Grange is a regular cast member and part of the OG Crew of Budgens and Dragons.

## Show Bio and History

Gemma has always been interested in the concept of D&D due to her love of fantasy world and character building. However, after playing a series of sessions back in 2020 alongside Bacon, Reece, Oli, Emmy and Alex, she realised that it wasn’t all it was cracked up to be. While she loved the role playing side as it was fun and creative, there was also a lot of stats and maths involved - this put Gemma off from playing proper D&D indefinitely as she is no good at either of these things.

Gemma was asked to join Budgens & Dragons for its first recording back in late 2021 and found it a much more enjoyable experience as it focused more on the creativity, improvisation and chaos of role playing. Since then she has become a regular on the show, and is part of the OG Crew.

## Characters

List of Main Characters created and played by Gemma

* Felicity Huntington Budgens III - Gemma’s first character. Arguably has become an icon of the show due to her involvement in the first canonical death of the series.
* Philoneus the Peace Lily - In Gemma’s own words; “I hate that fucking peace lily with every fibre of my being.” Somehow still a fan favourite character.
* Prison Felicity Huntington Budgens III - An 'upgraded' Felicity who had just been released from Prison. Muscled up, armed with a shiv and followed by her lackey, Bolinger.
* Grandmother - Created in response to Gemma being the apparent “inspiration” behind the voice of Mother. Modelled slightly after her own Nan.

## Episodes

List of Episodes Gemma has appeared in

* Episode 1 - The Power of Roy Keane
* Episode 12 - The Madness of Mad Colin
* Episode 13 - FOOK's Greatest Adventure
* Episode 13 - April Fools Bonus Content
* Episode 40 - A Wonderful Kind of Day!
* Episode 41 - Loop 100

## Other info, Trivia

* Gemma is the apparent inspiration behind the voice of Mother, due to everyone mocking her Essex accent in that exact voice.
* Gemma hates most of the characters she creates - especially Philoneus.
* Gemma’s favourite things include: Iced coffee, Greek mythology, mini eggs, Lucy&Yak clothing, cooking, going to the cinema, and playing hockey.
* Her favourite movies include: Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Princess Mononoke, Kubo and the Two Strings, The Prince of Egypt, Moulin Rouge, and Marcel the Shell with Shoes On.
* Her favourite games include: Journey, Tetris, Crazy Taxi, Bayonetta, Minecraft, and The Sims 2.
* Gemma, and fellow player Reece Wilson, have been in a relationship since 2015, and got engaged in 2022.
* Gemma is the only regular to NOT have played as a pre-made character before episode 100.
* Gemma is not on as many episode as other regulars because Eddie always decides to record on days she has hockey training.
Hector Salamanca

Don Hector and The Cousins on their way to Mother's house.

Don Hector Salamanca is a character portrayed by Alex O'Keeffe.

## Show Bio

An old man, paralysed and in a wheelchair. He is a top drug lord from New Mexico. He can only communicate with the use of a bell… however, someone has played a silly prank on him and replaced his bell with a NUT button.

**Pros**: The cousins (Marco and Leonel) will protect him at all times. They also never talk.

**Cons**: only communicated with a NUT button, and spelling words slowly with the help from the cousins, and is in a wheelchair.

## Trivia

* Hector Salamanca is a character from the TV shows Breaking Bad, and Better Call Saul. His cousins also appear on both shows.
* In the Christmas Live Show, Hector Salamanca became one of canonical Santas in the Budgens and Dragons universe, which he earned by shooting one of the cousins who had earned it by killing one of the original 3 Santas. This original Santa was brought back to life, so there are now technically 4 Santas in the BudgensVerse.
Captain Geronimo

Captain Geronimo is a player created character, portrayed by James "Bacon" Heyes, in Budgens and Dragons.

## Show Bio:

Captain Geronimo (Hahahahaha) is constantly, very happy! He will shout everything he says! Kind of like an aggressively happy Matt Berry, HAHAHAHAHAAAA! He will love LITERALLY everything anyone does, HAHAHAHAHAAAAA! He looks just like one of those stereotypical moustachioed circus strong men, HAHAHAHAHAAAA! Because he loves EVERYTHING he will ALWAYS SHOUT. HAHAHAHAHAAAA!

**Pro:** VERY STRONG, HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

**Con**: CANNOT STOP SHOUTING, HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

## Quotes:

> **"Hahahahahaaaaaa!"** *- Episode 6, Loop 8*
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Nigel Harrington, Born Again

... but now I see

Nigel Harrington, Born Again is a player created character, portrayed by Jamie Davey, in Budgens and Dragons.

## Show Bio:

Nigel Harrington, Born Again, is an airline pilot working for British Airways. Where once he was blind, now he can see, as he was cured of his blindness by God. Due to this miracle, he has become a Born-Again Christian.

Positive: With the power of Christ, he feels like he can do anything.

Negative - With the power of Christ, he feels like he can do anything, but can’t.

## Trivia

* He is the reimagined character of Nigel Harrington, the former being bloody useless because he couldn't see.
* He is the first outwardly religious character in the game.
Episode 57

## Episode 57: Chris Pratt: Agent of Piss

LT Dangerous is back, and brings us a Straight Edge hero to all. He is joined by The -BEST- Mario voice ever, a sentient toothbrush, a woman who loves curry and to smoke... oh... hello, Daddy Piss.

## Cast

Eddie O’Keeffe - DM

Alex O’Keeffe - Pre-made Characters

James 'Bacon' Heyes - Mr. Bristle

Jake Brennan - Mr. Piss

Reece Wilson - Chris Pratt Mario

L.T. Fletcher - Captain Scart-lead, CM Boo

## Loop X

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
The Milkybar Kid

The Milkybar Kid is a player created character portrayed by James 'Bacon' Heyes

The Milkybars Are On Me!

## Show Bio:

> The milkybar kid is strong and tough,
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> And only the best is good enough,
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> Creamy milk a whiter bar,
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> The good taste that's in milkybar.
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Terry Brooks runs a country club in Spain. He has been eating milky bars for so long that his bones are now super thick. He has super strength and has to eat a milky bar 6 times a day.

**Pro**: Super strength

**Con**: Has to eat Milkybars every day,

## Appearances:

### Episode 14: By The Great Sephiroth

* In this episode The Milkybar Kid was arrested, along with Eddie O'Keeffe.

## Quotes:

> **"THE MILKY BARS ARE ON ME"** *- The Milkybar Kid, All the fucking time*
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## Trivia

* He is based off of a British television advert for Milky Bars.
* He was the joint-second character to be placed under arrest, alongside Eddie O'Keeffe. Coincidentally, the first, Cameron De Hells, was also played by Bacon
Episode 17

Brum Bono Gru Init

## Episode 17: Bring Back The Gorls! - *Live Show Special*

In this special Live Show episode, we are joined by members of the audience, as well as a few regulars. We did our best to clean up the audio.

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

TBA

## Loop X

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
Episode 9

Tony on a Tote

## Episode 9: Nope, I'm A Skeleton! *- Reduced to Clear Special*

In this special Reduced to Clear episode, we have a sentient scratch card, the opposite of an astronaut, and a talking skeleton!

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

Luke Allen as Montgomery the Dog

Alex Yousefi as Tony

Abbi 'Long Names' Galtery Matthews as Delilah

Amy 'NASA' Munt as ASAN

Gareth Owain David Thomas as Izzie Orchard

## Loop X

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
Episode 50

Manny looking absolutely normal

## Episode 50: Rolled a Little D6 In My Spare Time

It's Episode 50, and on this milestone we break bread, have a Mr. Whippy, try to get Yorkshire to exit the UK, and just have a play in the snow. How lucky!

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

Alex O'Keeffe - Some premade characters

Reece Wilson - Frank Thunderball

Kristie Pallini - Stitch

Andy Ward - Dan the Yorkshireman

David Page - Manny the Ice Cream Homunculus

## Loop X

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
Brian Chester

Brian Chester is a player created character portrayed by James 'Bacon' Heyes.

Brian Chester, the Zach Braff lookalike

## Show Bio:

Brian Chester is a Zach Braff lookalike. He is 46 years old and is paid to look like Zach Braff, even though he doesn't sound like him.

**Pro**: Knows lots about Zach Braff.

**Con**: Has done ~~blackface.~~

## Trivia:

* Often cited as the worst character to ever be in the game.
* There was some consideration about 'accidentally' deleting the loop he was in.
* This character is responsible for the first piece of censorship in the entire show
Thomas The Tank

"Ggkgkjgkjagkjjkhgj" said Thomas

### Height

Length Gun forward: 32.04 ft (9.77 m), Hull length: 26.02 ft (7.93 m), Width 12 ft (3.66 m), Height 8 ft (2.44 m)

## Game Information

### Wins

0

Thomas the Tank is a character created and portrayed by Joanna Lee.

## Show Bio

A literal M1A1 Abrams. Fighting Vehicle. Has a Thomas Face.

Pro: He is a literal tank.

Con: Doesn’t fit through doors.

## Trivia

* Thomas the Tank and Thomas are not related in any way
Episode 39

This Cunt

In this episode, our guests try to do some fun roleplaying. Thankfully, we have a pug who will put a stop to that!

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

Alex O'Keeffe as Thomas

Oli Ryder as Desmond Lettuce

Emmy Bashforth as Sweet Potato

Joey Emerald as HamBatman

Mike Nestick as Mr. Stevenson

Rob James as Matt Smith

## Loop X

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
Clarissa Finger Click

Feel the emotion. Like rocking in the ocean. Getting sick from the motion, or is it this potion?

## Game Information

### Wins

0

Clarissa Finger Click is a character created and portrayed by Joy-Amy Wigman.

## Show Bio

An American slam poet.

Pro: Can EMPasiZE. Every single word to make you FEEL.

Con: Will empHASIZE! every WORD. to make you.... *f e e l*

## Trivia

tba
Episode 8

Episode Artwork

## Episode 8: Thank You, Godzilla xoxo

In this episode we finally have our first battle encounter, there is destruction and murder everywhere and HamBorger still has a gun.

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

Alex O'Keeffe as Belle De Hells

James 'Bacon' Heyes as Cameron De Hells

Luke Allen as Freddie O'Schmeef

Joey Emerald as Godzilla, HamBorger

## Loop X

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
Nigel Harrington

I once was blind...

Nigel Harrington is a player created character, portrayed by Jamie Davey, in Budgens and Dragons.

## Show Bio:

Nigel Harrington is an airline pilot, working for the company British Airways. Unfortunately, he is also blind.

**Pro**: He can fly planes

**Con**: He is blind.

## Appearances

### Episode 5: The Ritualistic Dance of the Cuckoos

Nigel steps out of a taxi in the middle of downtown Faringdon. Just in time to witness Mans Ingonyama mauling Audrey Ballsit and Graham Christmas to death. Of course he's blind, and doesn't actually see this. He feels around looking for the shop. Mans attempts to help him, but he seems to have lost his mind. The lion ends up fatally injuring himself, and dies in front of Nigel. Nigel realises that he's a bit out of his depth here, and wanders into Mings Takeaway. He asked the Takeaway Officer to describe the whole menu to him. Nigel is confused and has no money. The Takeaway Officer tells him to go left. Nigel attempts to leave the restaurant, but cannot figure out if the door is a push or pull door...and dies of hunger.

## Trivia

* Nigel Harrington is the first character to join the game partway through an existing loop. He arrived via taxi, got himself locked into Mings and then died.
* Nigel Harrington is also one of the first characters to have a moment of self realisation when he realised that being blind was a very stupid Con to have because he meant he had no idea where he was.
* He is the second character to use a Sense as an attribute.
* He returns in a later episode, albeit in a slightly different form, as Nigel Harrington, Born Again
Episode 19

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

TBA

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop

## Trivia

* The name on the ultrasound is the name Abbi 'Long Names' Galtery-Matthews gave Mother (because Alex didn't know what else to put there)
Episode 41

Eddie and Mother, together at last

## Episode 41: Loop 100

In this episode we meet a man with lots of eggs, a talking ginger cat and the heir to the Budgens throne .. hang on this all feels a bit familiar ...

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

Alex O'Keeffe as Our Ste

Emmy Bashforth as Sweet Potato

Oli Ryder as Young Ashley Deveraux

James 'Bacon' Heyes as Cameron De Hells

Reece Wilson as Ricky T. Knees Prime

Gemma Grange as Prison Felicity Huntington Budgens III

## Loop X

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop
Brandon Locke

### Relatives

Cedrick Locke (father; deceased in Sunfire & Moonlight; alive in Built By Nations) Rhonwen Locke (mother; deceased in Sunfire & Moonlight; alive in Built By Nations)

Flarya Locke (sister)

Ran Locke (nee Vershia, wife)

## Biographical information

### Marital status

Married

Brandon Locke is the son of King Cedrick Locke and Queen Rhonwen Locke. He is the younger brother of Flarya. He is also the husband of Ran Locke. He is the father of Brandon II Locke (the second) and Torrance Locke.
Woke Hogan

Definitely Not Hulk Hogan

Woke Hogan is a player created character portrayed by Oli Ryder

## Show Bio:

WATCHA GONNA DO WHEN WOKE HOGAN RUNS WILD ON YOU?!

Woke Hogan is an incredibly strong man who believes in equality and freedom of expression, dude!

Woke Hogan will always give his Wokeamaniacs the best high fives and hugs! Woke Hogan is supportive of everybody to an overly-aggressive level.

**Pro**: Can make man or machine stop in their tracks by pointing at them and saying 'YOUUUUU!'

**Con**: has to carry his special juice with him or he dies. Definitely not haunted by Hulk Hogan

Incredibly strong man, believes in equality and freedom of expression. Gives the best high fives and hugs, supportive to an aggressive level. Can make man or machine stop by pointing and saying YOUUUU! Has to carry his special juice or he dies, and is haunted by definitely not Hulk Hogan.

## Quotes:

> **"Well let me tell you something, Mother!"** *- Woke Hogan to Mother, Episode 14*
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Richard Diesel

Vin Diesel's twin brother is actually called Paul, and I am sure he's lovely

Richard Diesel is a character created and portrayed by Oliver Chapman.

## Show Bio

Richard "Dick" Diesel is really salty because his brother only cares about family in the movies.

**Pro:** Vague understanding of films

**Con:** Always sulking because of his brother's success (and a dick)

## Trivia

* Vin Diesel's real brother's name is Paul Vincent
I Can't Believe It's Not Butters

I Can't Believe It's Not Butters was a character created by Alex O'Keeffe.

Everyone knows it's Butters

## Show Bio

I Can't Believe It's Not Butters is a 10 year old boy, who has the worst luck ever. Where ever he goes, and what ever he does, he gets grounded by Mother. He’s also prone to horrible things happening to him. Be it ninja stars thrown in his eyes, locked in fallout shelters for a week, or being abducted by socialites and becoming their new pet. You name it; it’s probably happened. But he has an unbreakable positive attitude and innocence.

Pros: Has an unbreakable innocent and happy go lucky attitude

Cons: has the worst luck out of any living human. He also has a secret chaotic side.

## Trivia

* I Can't Believe It's Not Butters is the precursor to Thomas. Because of this, he is a retired character.
* Is obviously an homage to the character Butters from South Park
Episode 46

Hooty holding Lore

## Episode 46: Liz Truss Doesn't Deserve a Do-Over

A spooky owl haunts Faringdon, as mother is visited by another disgraced PM, some old friends, and a couple of witches.

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

Oli Ryder as Liz Truss, Neil Bu-cannon, The Red One

Emmy Bashforth as Willy Aldrinberg

Alex O'Keeffe as Brenda the Cake Lady, Trash Goblin, Alto Goeman

Heather Ferlo as Mary Pop-ins

## Loop X

### Pre-Loop Setup

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop

## Trivia

* This episode is the debut of Hooty the Owl
Cyprian Castle

Cyprian Castle is an 8th century castle that was built by the Wallendian Empire (a Kingdom back then) to train troops and generals. One of the most successful Trueborn generals at the time, Brevus the Resolute was appointed to oversee the duties.

At the time, it was known as the Eskal Castle because of its proximity to the River Esk. In 955 AH, Brevus' loyalty earned him to establish a house for himself, naming it Cyprian to honor his deceased father. Nowadays it's being ruled by Brevus' eldest son Licinus Cyprian and his family to serve the empire.

A small army raised at and around the castle once brought glory to the empire after a successful war called The Cyprian Offensive, led by Licinus himself.
Krush Varok

a map of the region

Krush Varok is a desert region spanning northeast Othempe, across the southern coasts of Armonia. It is mostly a vast, hot desert spanning approximately 650 miles across from west to east, hosting the spiky mountain ranges of Wyrmrise, and the dragonborn kingdom of Naz'Garoth to the east, and the settlements of Ammarid Empire to the west. A major life source, the Merket River flows to the Silent Sea up north, providing life to many Ammarid settlements. Silent Sea completely surrounds the region's western, northern and eastern coasts.

Due to its strategic importance, cartographers of Armonia have been including the desert region for millennias, thus it is politically considered a part of both Armonia and Othempe.
Rita McQueen

Rita McQueen is a player created character, played by Alex Yousefi, in Budgens and Dragons

## Show Bio:

Rita was born in London but moved to Shropshire when she was 4 because she got into too many bar fights. She hates alcohol, but loves going to the pub. Possibly for the bar fights, She is not a fan of being compared to Rita from the Aardman Animations film, Flushed Away.

**Pro**: Best getaway bus driver in Europe.

**Con**: Argumentative with people she doesn;t know.

## Trivia

* She was part of the Reduced to Clear special series
Depressed Pikachu

Depressed Pikachu is a player created character, portrayed by James "Bacon" Heyes, in Budgens and Dragons

## Depressed Pikachu

A screenshot from the Pokemon movie I Choose You!

## **Show Bio:**

Depressed Pikachu's real name is actually Bob, but nobody knew his real name because all he says is Pikachu, although he has since learnt how to speak English. He is the same Pikachu from Pokémon: The First Movie, however this is an alternate timeline where Ash didn't recover from being turned to stone and died, which is why Bob is depressed.

**Pro**: is an electric mouse who has some of his abilities from the Pokémon games. He's also carrying a Berry.

**Con**: He's weak to ground and is sad.

## Trivia

* He is the first new character to be introduced in the game in Season 2
* He is the first Pokémon to be in the game
* He was involved in the first Battle Encounter in the game
Episode 21

Bradley Walsh, as seen in Chicken Walsh. Some shit AI art.

## Episode 21: Bradley Walsh in Chicken Walsh

In this loop we have a LOT of poo. a lot of transforming and so much death.

## Cast

Eddie O'Keeffe as the DM

Emmy Bashforth as Ethel Williams, Gossip Girl

Oli Ryder as Div the Spiv

Joey Emerald as Wordle McTurtle, HamBorger

Hayley as Bonk

Alex O'Keeffe as Alvin the Video Game Dork, I Can't Believe It's Not Butters

Reece Wilson as Omnibus Slime

James 'Bacon' Heyes as Dr. Ben Bongy

#### Do-Over

A coin is flipped to see whether or not the players earn a do-over of events. The DM will only accept the first person's call.

The person who called the coin was X, and they called Y.

The coin did in fact land on Y, so Z.

#### Weather

The weather is determined by two dice rolls. One (D4) for which type of weather, and one (D20) for it's intensity.

In this loop, the weather was a X, Y

## The Game Starts

talk about the events in some detail. not a full transcript, but leave no spoilers unspoiled until the game ends. Maybe add sub-sections for when the main task is given, and key events.

## Deaths and Revives

Summarise the death scenes and any revives here, post loop breakdown

## Quotes

can be from characters, cast, or DM. may also be quotes used on the character page

* quote, character, loop

## Trivia

* Contrary to what Eddie said, it was not Bradley Walsh in Chicken Run. He was thinking of Phil Daniels.
* Dr. Ben Bongy is a reference to a previous Bacon character, Audrey Ballsit
Castle Maigne

Bird's-eye view of the complex surrounding the humble castle.

Founded in 1009 AH by the Sun Emperor of Wallendia with The Ammarids' support, Castle Maigne is the base of operations for the holy faction Radiant Crusaders of Innos.

It is at the center of the empire's territory, and acts as an independent non-political faction even though it unofficially carries out the empire's orders, since the state's official belief is to follow and dictate Innos' teachings.
Mr. Thompson

Mr. Thompson is a character portrayed by Alex O'Keeffe.

Homer? Who is Homer? I am Guy Incognito

### Relatives

Marge (Wife - Deceased?), Bart (Son - Deceased), Lisa (Daughter - Deceased), Maggie (Daughter - Deceased)

### Occupation

Safety Inspector at the Didcot Power Plant

## Biographical Information

### D.O.B./Age

May 12th, Sometime between the 50s and the 70s

## Show Bio

Before the bio is read out Alex will ask a random player to roll a d20 to determine who the celebrity guest appearance is.

Mr. Thompson is a large, balding middle aged man, born sometime between the 50’s and 70’s. Nobody can really tell any more. He’s 6ft tall, and 315 lbs, and has a healthy yellow complexion.

His family were murdered by a famous celebrity [d20 result], and he’s been put into witness protection, as the killer is on the loose, which is how he ended up in the care of Mother. He has to be careful. If he reveals who he really is by saying one of his many catchphrases, the killer will track him down and finish the job. He loves pork chops, beer, and doughnuts. He drives a pink sedan.

Pros: has an extra thick skull that makes him nearly impervious to any head trauma. Has a car.

Cons: he’s very, very, very, very, very, very, very, VERY stupid. Over time, he becomes more and more of a jerkass.

### Table of Celebrities

James Corden was on the list, but he was removed after his appearance because Alex couldn't stand him, even in this form.

## Background Lore

the brutal details of his family's murder will be told here

## Trivia

* Mr. Thompson is an homage to the character Homer Simpson, and is based on Season 5, Episode 2 of the Simpsons, "Cape Feare", where the family have to go into witness protection to hide from Sideshow Bob.
Desmond Lettuce

Desmond Lettuce - by Katrina Hajowyj

Desmond Lettuce is a recurring player created character, portrayed by Oli Ryder, in Budgens and Dragons.

## Show Bio

Desmond Lettuce is a magician extraordinaire! Can make the world, the fabric between ours and the next, seem as thin as toilet paper!

A crap magician he’s a crap magician who thinks he’s great, extremely over confident. Would be a Mage in actual DnD.

**Pros**: He's genuinely supportive of others, can attempt to use magic powers

**Cons**: Not a very good magician, has far too much confidence.

## Appearances

### Episode 5: Ritualistic Dance of the Cuckoos

Desmond is the first to wake up, but is the third to appear into the kitchen. He appears with a puff of smoke in front of Mother, Audrey Ballsit, and Mans Ingonyama. This frightens the lion to death. Using the power of reiki, Desmond brings Mans back from the dead. Desmond gets Mother to say which card she desires. Upon learning the cost of the scratch card, Desmond offers his wages from his last gig, which happened to be £5. Mother gives Desmond a kiss for being the responsible one in charge of the money. She professes her love to him. Desmond uses his instinct to determine the right way to Budgens. Audrey tries to convince him that the opposite direction is the correct path, but Desmond calls her out on how absurd she was being. Mans and Graham Christmas side with Desmond and they turn left. Audrey shits herself in response, which covers everyone. Mans falls asleep, and the group hears two thuds in the distance. But Desmond ignores this, and carries on with the task of going to Budgens. He and Audrey chase after Mans, now awake, who bolts at the sound of those thuds. Desmond is caked with more of Audrey's shit. Desmond is disgusted, but ever more eager to carry on.

Desmond throws a smoke bomb while crossing the road, in order to cross safely. This works surprisingly well and everyone makes it to the midway point unharmed. Desmond attempts to cross after Mans and Graham just strode to the other side. Several cars pile into him and eviscerate him.

TBA: Loop 6, 8, 39, 40, 92, 93

## Confirmed Kills

This is the list of kills, direct, or otherwise, that were caused by Desmond's actions.

1. Appearing suddenly in front of the group, and causing Mans Ingonyama to die of fright. - *Episode 5, Loop 6*

## Quotes

> **"...and in the cupboard, you'll find ME!"** *- Episode 6, Loop 8*
> **"How's everybody doing? I'm covered in SHIT!"** - *Episode 5, Loop 6*
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## Trivia

* Despite his bio saying he is shit at magic, he proved himself to be surprisingly good at magic. Although many times this led to Mother accidentally dying of fright.
* His voice is partially based off of the character Harold Steptoe, from the tv series Steptoe & Son.
* His return to the show was heavily requested off-air by Andy Ward and Kristie Pallini.
Danny Grime

Danny Grime is a character created and portrayed by Oli Ryder.

## Show Bio

Danny Grime is a singer in a local black metal band.

Pros: Trained in the occult. Has a powerful screech. Loves all forms of animals.

Cons: When people look at him, they are immediately terrified, and his milky contact lenses make his vision impared.
Battle of Aber-Arad

## Combatants

House Cyprian (Wallendian Empire)
Clans of Blightweave (Thron-Gal)

## Commanders

Licinus Cyprian
Zaggok the Limp Boroth the Alligator Hebil Kreshgor

## Strength

600~ levies and 80~ special troops
900~ orcs

## Casualties

40~ levies and 8 special troops
520~ dead, 200~ captured and the rest fled

After raiding the newly established Orcish village of Mudspike, Battle of Aber-Arad ensues between the forces of Licinus Cyprian and a small, haphazardly raised army from the Orcish settlement of Blightweave across the Arad River to defend the new Orcish settlements against the Trueborn offensive. Two forces faced head-to-head on open plains. Wallendian forces came out as the decisive victors, cleansing the plains of all Orcs.

Licinus' forces proceeded to raid Rotmug after recuperating from the battle, continuing the offensive.
Knuckles the Echidna

Knuckles is a recurring character portrayed by Alex O'Keeffe.

Here he comes, rougher than the rest of them

## Show Bio

> "Here I come, rougher than the rest of them
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> You can call me Knuckles, unlike Sonic I don't chuckle
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> I break 'em down whether they solid or frail
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Pros: Can punch through walls and boulders, can climb anything, and glide to avoid fall damage

Cons: Gullible af, dies in 3 hits (oh no)

Other Info: Loves fruit, especially grapes. Will run off randomly to pick up emerald shards he can detect

## Episodes

### Episode 26: Danhausen vs Foodhausen

* Knuckles is attacked by Dr, Eggman in his bedroom, so he smashes the Master Emerald in order to protect it. It smashes into 4 pieces, and he is tasked to find them in and around Faringdon. He finds two immediately, and the other two were in Eggman's possession. This completed his side-quest.

## Trivia

* Knuckles is Alex's, Eddie's and Gemma's favourite Sonic The Hedgehog character
* In the canon of the show, Knuckles was the first character to get an impromptu side quest.
* He was also the first character to complete a known side quest.
* Echidnas have a 4-headed penis, so Knuckles has something that looks like a tiny baby hand on his crotch
* Knuckles has aspirations to become the President of the United States
Emmy Bashforth

It's her, hi.

## Show Bio and History:

Emmy is 1/3 of the Sit-Canned Podcast with Eddie & Oli, and probably best known for being a crazy cat lady that loves Taylor Swift.

Emmy’s first experience of D&D was a campaign run by Bacon during lockdown in 2020. Whilst she enjoyed it, she felt entirely out of her depth in terms of knowledge, role playing, and basically just having no clue what to do. This is through no fault of Bacon's, D&D is just difficult to pick up!

Emmy didn’t really give D&D another thought until Eddie began to voice his completely ridiculous idea of Budgens & Dragons, and was very excited to be invited to the first recording session. Emmy found Budgens to be a much more laid back and silly experience, where she has enjoyed being able to have fun and bounce off other cast members and their characters. Emmy has since become a regular on the show and is best known for playing cute animals with sad death. (RIP Sweet Potato)

She is a member of the OG Crew.

## Characters

A full list of Characters played by Emmy is located here. (Still a WIP)

### Notable Characters:

* Sweet Potato - Emmy's first character and immediate fan favourite. Was the first character in Budgens to have fan art drawn of him.
* Meredith Grey - A pre-made character chosen specifically for Emmy (based on her and Eddie's love for Grey's Anatomy), Meredith was one of the first players to discover Lore, completely by accident, when she fell through her wall and met Stone Cold Steve Austin, who was Father at the time. What a sentence.

## Episodes

List of Episodes Emmy has apppeared in. (WIP)

## Other Info, Trivia

* Emmy was the first player to create the accidental trope of 'adorable character that ends up being sad'.
* Her portrayal of animals is what a number of fans cite as drawing them into the podcast
* She and Oli both have two cats, Panda and Loki. You can often hear them being cheeky shits in the background during recordings.
* Emmy was part of the first group to win the game ... technically
Scorched City of Grimdahl

Catastrophic eruption of the mountain that peaks over Grimdahl.

The story of a rich city called Grimdahl and how it was besieged by its enemies. Its built on the side of a dead volcanic mountain. During the siege, last remnants of the inhabitants apart from the dead seeks the help of Neshrak, the exemplar that they worshipped, and as a result the mountain erupts the city, its besiegers and inhabitants to the ground.

The city and its surroundings are now a place of haunt, mystery and eerie.

The players hear about the tale on a nearby village on the other side of the mountainside, and the father of the blacksmith of the small village appears to be Grimdahl's last king's head blacksmith.

The party is directed to the blacksmith through the tavernkeep and the smith fills in the rest to send them to the city. In one condition he's willing to direct the party to the city, and that is if they retreive his father's hammer from the ashes of the city.
Skylink Czech Republic TV channels

## List of channels

1. Nova
2. Prima
3. CT1
4. CT2
5. Barrandov TV
6. TV JOJ
7. Markiza
8. TV Doma
9. JOJ Cinema
10. Filmbox
11. CT24
12. CNN International
13. BBC World News
14. Al Jazeera English
15. Euronews
16. France 24
17. Bloomberg Television
18. CNBC Europe
19. HBO
20. HBO2
21. HBO3
22. Cinemax
23. Cinemax 2
24. FilmBox
25. FilmBox Extra HD
26. FilmBox Premium
27. AXN
28. AXN Black
29. Prima Cool
30. Prima Comedy Central
31. TV Barrandov
32. JOJ Family
33. Doma TV
34. Prima Love
35. TV Paprika
36. Fashion TV
37. Food Network
38. Travel Channel
39. Minimax
40. Boomerang
41. Duck TV
42. Nick Jr.
43. Nicktoons
44. BabyTV
45. JimJam
46. ZooMoo
47. Disney Channel
48. Disney Junior
49. Sport1
50. Sport2
51. Nova Sport 1
52. Nova Sport 2
53. O2 TV Sport
54. Golf Channel
55. Extreme Sports Channel
56. Eurosport 1
57. Eurosport 2
58. FightBox HD
59. Prima COOL
60. Prima MAX
61. Prima LOVE
62. Prima ZOOM
63. Nova 2
64. Nova Cinema
65. Nova Sport 1
66. Nova Sport 2
67. Nova Action
68. Nova Gold
69. Nova International
70. Nova HD
71. National Geographic Channel
72. National Geographic Wild
73. Animal Planet
74. Discovery Channel
75. Discovery Science
76. History Channel
77. Viasat Nature
78. Viasat History
79. Travel Channel
80. Fine Living Network
81. Fashion TV
82. Food Network
83. Fine Living Network
84. TLC
85. ID Xtra
86. Travel Channel
87. CT Sport HD
88. Nova HD
89. Prima HD
90. HBO HD
91. Filmbox HD
92. Discovery HD
93. National Geographic HD
94. AXN HD
95. Sport 1 HD
96. Sport 2 HD
97. RTL Klub
98. Jednotka
99. TVP Polonia
100. TVP Info
101. TVP Historia
102. TVP Seriale
103. TVP Sport
104. TVR 1
105. TVR 2
106. Pro TV International
107. RTV 21
108. Deutsche Welle
109. Discovery Science
110. Nat Geo Wild
111. Travel Channel
112. Viasat History