Max

### General Information:

**Max** is a member of the b i l e and a part of Aku's pirate crew. He has a third eye which gives him partial omniscience.

He is currently platonically engaged to Aku, Raine, Nami, Vita, Finn, Pinky, and Nat.

Due to his third eye he is able to steer the pirate ship at all times, resting one eye while doing so and thereby never having to actually sleep.

He was formerly a member of the cooking artist support club, where he owned an ugly chef's hat and cooked only soups.

I, Max, use any pronouns so I will be doing the same on this page.

#### Appearance:

She appears as a human with short curly brown hair and three eyes, two normal and one placed onto her forehead. Their eye color is indistinguishable but appears dark, sometimes even red. When alone, she usually looks very grave and shows little emotion. Max is around 5'9, making her one of the taller Support Soldiers.

#### Personality:

Max is caring to an extent. She can be described as spineless or as having "the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair" (thank you Charles Mulaney), because she will easily give in to whatever people - especially her fiances - tell her to do or agree with, even when it's not her own opinion.

While she certainly cares, Max will always put people second and power first. She can be a bit of an opportunistic, cunning bitch when he wants to be.

They like to flirt with people as a joke (see flowussy).

#### Backstory:

They were born in a small, insignificant village far away. Always interested in legends and folk tales, Max began searching for the cave of knowledge to acquire true omniscience. She was accompanied by her closest friend (these bitches gay). When they reached the cave said to harbor it, a disembodied voice spoke to them: "To be granted your wish, your heart's desire, one must sacrifice the other." Outraged, her friend refused and Max was quick to agree with her. But when the other girl's back was turned, Max betrayed her and bashed her head in with a sharp rock. Then, she awoke on a grey beach in the mist far away, third eye wide open and knowledge coursing through her veins. He opted to never tell anyone about how he acquired his power.

### Cooking Artist Support Club:

On the first day with the support soldiers, the cooking club was created and Max was quick to join them. Unable to cook properly, however, they just stuck to making soups, scowling, and wearing an ugly chef's hat.

### FLOWUSSY:

They were - unfortunately - directly involved in the Flowussy debacle and the apology video that followed... having flirted with the others and spammed "flowussy" into the gc.

More information see The Bile.

### Bile:

They worship bile just like most other members of the Cooking Artist Support Club and will often contribute to bile, b i l e, bi le, and BILE moments.

### L'Map:

Soon after, Max joined Vita's Cabinet in the great country of L'Map. Despite being corrupt politicians, the two fell in love platonically and decided to get engaged.

Here it is once again shown just how far Max is willing to go for power. While he ends up caring deeply for Vita (/p) he starts out simply in it for power, given that Vita - as map guy - is President of L'Map.

After [epic twelve page plotline] Vita asked Max to run away together and he agreed. They then became seafaring pirates.