Pureegee's Plan

* ExtraWeesee
* the golden space-skies that dome around the core are looking dimmer than usual\*
* Pureegee has sent for his sons, and he didn't look too happy\*
* 6:43Finn168719Aeegee: Why am I sent to the core for?
* Aeegee: And why the hell are you pissed off?!?
* 6:43Hiddenlich(I will be right back)
* 6:44Finn168719ok
* 6:44ExtraWeeseePureegee: I have something to discuss with all of you...
* Pureegee: But where are the others?
* Waluigiofthegods has joined the chat.
* 6:44BeniTehCobCannondead, maybe
* 6:44ExtraWeesee(Um are you gonna pick a character to RP as?)
* 6:45WaluigiofthegodsI'm not sure who to roleplay as, since it's been quite a while.
* 6:45BeniTehCobCannon(i'll be galaxeegee i guess)
* 6:46ExtraWeesee(Alright)
* Hiddenlich has left the chat.
* 6:48ExtraWeesee
* This begins to play: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXT3\_baztYs \*
* 6:49BeniTehCobCannono gtg sorry
* 6:49ExtraWeeseePureegee: Tell me my children
* (Oh, ok)
* ( )
* BeniTehCobCannon has left the chat.
* 6:49ExtraWeeseeNote to whoever logs this
* Cut off just after Finn finishes his dialogue
* 6:50Finn168719Aeegee: Explain this plan!
* Aeegee: And explain why you are pissed off...
* 6:51ExtraWeeseePureegee: Look
* Pureegee: What do you guys do in your spare time
* Pureegee: Or at all really
* Pureegee: I just sit here all day and make sure no one touches the precious core
* Waluigiofthegods has left the chat.
* 6:52Finn168719Aeegee: I just play cardgames with Snekzalcoatl, what can't you expect.
* 6:52ExtraWeeseePureegee: Exactly
* 6:53Finn168719Aeegee: And it's because i'm bored.
* 6:53ExtraWeeseePureegee: I was born from the powers of 3 precursors
* Pureegee: And you were all born from me
* Pureegee: We are inheritors
* Pureegee: What have we inherited so far?
* 6:53Finn168719Aeegeee: I don't need inheritations.
* Aeegee: After I matured about the United 'Gees Galaxy ruling.
* 6:54ExtraWeeseePureegee: Well that was just bad luck
* Pureegee: In fact, we aren't even allowed to create on large scales anymore
* Pureegee: So even if you wanted another galaxy or even a single solar system, it's a no
* Pureegee: Imagine that
* Pureegee: They just sit there and fiddle with their dumb spies all day and we have to protect their jewels
* Pureegee: But anyway
* Pureegee: I didn't call you here just to rant like some idiot
* Pureegee: We're going to do something about this, are you in?
* 6:56Finn168719Aeegee: Nah.
* 6:57ExtraWeeseePureegee: Very well then...
* Pureegee: I will tell the other 2 all of this as well if you see them
* Pureegee: Though they should be here pretty soon
* User909 has left the chat.
* 7:05Finn168719Aeegee leaves
* Hiddenlich has joined the chat.
* 7:09Hiddenlich(Back)
* 7:09ExtraWeesee(wow I was just about to leave)
* (Good timing)
* 7:10Finn168719wb
* 7:10HiddenlichThanks
* 7:10ExtraWeesee
* Pureegee goes back to looking at his plans on the quantum computer\*
* Pureegee: Hmmm but maybe if I just migrate all of them
* Pureegee: Ah but knowing those guys it'll spark another war or something
* Pureegee: But if I can split my forms....
* Pureegee: Hmm yes.
* Pureegee: MESSENGER COME HERE
* 7:14Finn168719Messenger shows up
* Messenger: What.
* 7:14ExtraWeeseePureegee: Get me Sqeegee
* Pureegee: And treat him well
* Pureegee: No kidnapping like he's a prisoner
* 7:15Finn168719Messenger: Okay.
* Messenger: SQUADALA! \*flies away\*
* The Messenger returns with Sqeegee
* Which they were drinking tea
* 7:18Hiddenlich
* Sqeegee is eating sushi
* Nevermind
* 7:18ExtraWeeseePureegee: Welcome Sqeegee
* 7:18HiddenlichSqeegee: UNHAND ME YOU FILFTHY ZOOPHILIAN!
* 7:18ExtraWeesee
* this plays: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D\_kTJxQo4Y \*
* Pureegee: Messenger I thought I said not to kidnap him, does he really not want to see me?
* 7:20Finn168719The Messenger flies away like a bird
* 7:20ExtraWeeseePureegee: Anyway
* 7:20Hiddenlich
* Sqeegee materializes a crystal knife
* Sqeegee: Did you bring me here to fight?
* 7:20ExtraWeeseePureegee: Sqeegee, you are one of the few who can split his forms
* Pureegee: I'd like you to teach me how
* Pureegee: And in return, I'll teach you how to access your ultimate power
* 7:21HiddenlichSqeegee: Who is he? (I'm not sure if your post didn't go through or my chat is hiding it)
* 7:21ExtraWeeseePureegee: Sqeegee, you are one of the few who can split his forms Pureegee: I'd like you to teach me how Pureegee: And in return, I'll teach you how to access your ultimate power
* (That's what I sent)
* (Chat would you like to function)
* 7:25Finn168719Aeegee's distant voice: BOOORING!
* 7:25ExtraWeeseePureegee \*in head\* : It won't be boring once I get my hands on a certain object
* 7:25Finn168719Aeegee
* Aeegee's distant voice: Go screw yourself over your agenda thingey, i'm playing card games with Snekzalcoatl!
* 7:26ExtraWeeseePureegee: I can see you're rather confused Sqeegee
* Pureegee: But if we don't hurry this along I'll just get the info another way
* Pureegee: When are Galaxeegee and Chroneegee gonna be here
* 7:30HiddenlichSqeegee: But who is he?
* 7:30ExtraWeeseePureegee: Who? The messenger guy?
* 7:30HiddenlichSqeegee: The person you speak of
* 7:30ExtraWeeseePureegee: Well let's see
* Pureegee: There's you, and the reason you are here is to possibly teach me how to split my forms like you do
* Hiddenlich has left the chat.
* 7:31ExtraWeeseePureegee: There's Aeegee in the distance being a prick
* Pureegee: There's some guards who all literally look the same but I can tell them apart
* 7:34Finn168719Galaxeegee and Chroneegee shows up
* 7:34ExtraWeeseePureegee: Finally
* Pureegee: Sqeegee I'm putting you in stasis for a bit so hold still
* Pureegee freezes Sqeegee
* Pureegee: Ok I'm just gonna cut to the chase here because I'm out of patience
* Pureegee: Basically I'm tired of our roles simply being defense or intimidation for the stupid jewels that the precursors have
* Pureegee: So I've been planning on how we can actually rule like we should've been
* Pureegee: You guys want in or no?
* 7:37Finn168719Aeegee's distant voice: Get a life outside of Inheriting!
* 7:37ExtraWeeseePureegee: Aeegee isn't supportive because he just wants to be lazy
* Pureegee: IF YOU WANT TO BE SO LAZY WHY DON'T YOU MAKE YOURSELF FAT YOU'RE A GOD YOU KNOW
* 7:39Finn168719Aeegee's distant voice: GO PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE DI-
* 7:40ExtraWeesee
* Aeegee gets thrown out\*
* Guard: Sorry sir you're making too much noise we're trying to sleep
* 7:41Finn168719Aeegee enters GeeHeaven and owns a new domain
* Which is near the main domain
* Aeegee has formed a Heiarchy similar to the ones in GeeHell
* 7:42ExtraWeesee
* Aeegee gets confronted by Impureegee\*
* he looks very glitchy\*
* 7:42Finn168719Aeegee: What do you want insane .
* Aeegee literally kicks Impureegee out of his domain
* 7:43ExtraWeeseeImpureegee: I-I nee-
* Impureegee breaks in half\*
* 7:43Finn168719The halves of Impureegee is scattered around GeeHeaven
* 7:43ExtraWeesee
* the halves dissolve and the void of insanity starts collapsing\*
* nvm\*
* but the void still collapses\*
* 7:43Finn168719kk
* 7:44ExtraWeesee
* Aeegee now has more land he can try to claim\*
* But the rulers of GeeHell might also try to claim it\*
* Pureegee also cracks\*
* but more like a mental crack\*
* and his appearance alters cuz why the not\*
* 7:45Finn168719Aeegee has named his domain "Aeegee's Domain" which is near "Aetheegee/Pureegee's Kingdom" thingey
* 7:45ExtraWeeseePureegee: It's time to begin!
* 7:45Finn168719Aeegee appears near Pureegee
* 7:45ExtraWeesee
* the dimmed golden sky alters color more\*
* 7:45Finn168719Aeegee: Don't let me rip your head off and shit down your throat.
* 7:46ExtraWeesee
* Pureegee summons a bunch of guards and messengers\*
* 7:46Finn168719Aeegee is Aagee
* 7:46ExtraWeesee
* Aeegee is literally overshadowed\*
* oh
* well shit
* Whoever edits this take note of that
* It'll probably be no one but oh well
* also cut this out
* 7:47Finn168719Aeegee summons an army of revived warriors
* The Revived warriors started slicing the guards with it
* 7:47ExtraWeeseePureegee: I need all of these things, including the people
* Pureegee traps the warriors\*
* 7:48Finn168719Aeegee transform into Snek
* 7:48ExtraWeesee
* because the room he's in is partially energy\*
* Pureegee: AAGEE, OUT
* 7:48Finn168719Aagee (snek form): No step on snek.
* Aagee sticks out the middle finger on Pureegee
* And leaves to his domain
* 7:48ExtraWeesee
* Pureegee opens a portal and dumps all the warriors in it\*
* Pureegee closes it before the portal destabilizes\*
* Pureegee: You just created the perfect distraction though, Aagee...
* Pureegee: I need another Messenger to find Lord Deegee
* 7:49Finn168719Aagee decides to summon Clockwork and changes her personality to that of John Cena
* 7:49ExtraWeeseePureegee: Tell him what Aagee did
* (oh boy here we go)
* Pureegee: The rest of you find me what I want before I really lose patience
* Pureegee sends everyone out\*
* 7:51Finn168719Aagee sends the Snek Guerillas to assassinate Pureegee's messengers
* 7:51ExtraWeesee
* some of them fail\*
* whoever the messengers got to killed them\*
* 7:51Finn168719
* While others succeeded\*
* 7:51ExtraWeesee
* specifically the ones who were getting Elementix members\*
* a few guards attempt to get some power seals\*
* one in particular that Pureegee is reluctant to release...\*
* Pureegee: Now to unfreeze Sqeegee again
* Pureegee unfreezes Sqeegee\*
* 7:02HiddenlichSqeegee: Huh? Where am I?
* 7:02User909Godgee: i'm godgee. i'm a weegee god. i have god powers
* 7:02Hiddenlich
* Sqeegee has no recollection of what happened right before he was frozen
* 7:02Finn168719Jesusgee: Seriously dad.
* Jesusgee: Did you really want to oppose the masses?
* 7:02ExtraWeeseePureegee: OK SQEEGEE LISTEN UP
* 7:02Hiddenlich(Come on guys, be serious)
* 7:02ExtraWeeseePureegee: YOU ARE GONNA TEACH ME HOW TO SPLIT MY FORMS
* Pureegee: I'VE LOST ALMOST ALL MY PATIENCE NOW
* 7:03User909(i just don't have any idea so i just called him that lol)
* 7:03HiddenlichSqeegee: Okay, okay, sheesh
* 7:03Finn168719Aagee started building up his army
* 7:03User909Godgee watches
* 7:03ExtraWeesee
* the skies turn even darker because snap pureegee\*
* 7:03HiddenlichSqeegee: Form an energy ball in both of your hands
* 7:04Finn168719Aagee named one of his kings Zeuscoatlgee (Which is a Weegee God with a serpent body with electric powers)
* 7:04ExtraWeesee
* Pureegee does so\*
* 7:05HiddenlichSqeegee: Now, how much energy do you have inside of you at this moment?
* 7:05ExtraWeeseePureegee: A lot still
* 7:05HiddenlichSqeegee: Okay, since you have never split your forms before this will take up a lot of this energy.
* 7:06ExtraWeeseePureegee: Ok
* 7:06HiddenlichSqeegee: You need to be calm no matter what, no matter how fatigued you become
* 7:06ExtraWeeseePureegee: Right...calm
* 7:06Hiddenlich
* You need to be calm no matter how fatigued you become
* 7:07ExtraWeesee
* one of Pureegee's messengers returns but waits outside the room\*
* Pureegee: Ok...now?
* 7:07HiddenlichSqeegee: Now, I want you to turn your hands away from your body, and move them slowly towards the ground until you make a 80 degree angle with your legs
* 7:07Finn168719Aagee decides to send his messsenger about the news about Pureegee's dream to take over the Trolliverse
* 7:07ExtraWeeseePureegee: This seems...a lot different from how you did it
* 7:08Finn168719Or I shall say "Inherit"
* Specifically to the Elementrix
* 7:08ExtraWeesee
* Pureegee starts doing so\*
* (Aagee probably needs to figure out where members are)
* 7:08HiddenlichSqeegee: This is the part where your energy will start to be used up
* Sqeegee: After I say this phrase, you need to be on your A game
* Sqeegee: Do you understand me?
* 7:08Finn168719The messenger started wandering around looking for the Elementrix
* 7:09ExtraWeeseePureegee: So bring out a lot of my power
* Pureegee: Ok
* 7:09Hiddenlich
* Sqeegee inhales
* Sqeegee: SUDOTOSAKI NO CHENINGAN!
* Sqeegee punches Pureegee in the chest
* The orbs start to grow in size
* 7:10ExtraWeesee
* Pureegee remains still\*
* 7:11Hiddenlich
* The orbs start to electrically discharging their energy towards the ground as the orbs continue to grow larger
* 7:11ExtraWeesee
* More messengers and guards start returning\*
* 7:12Hiddenlich
* Pureegee's chest starts to become sore
* 7:12Finn168719Pureegee has unleashed one of his forms
* 7:12ExtraWeesee
* Pureegee finds it hard to "breathe" (even though he doesn't really need breath, it helps him remain calm)
* 7:13Hiddenlich
* Pureegee's starts to feel excruciating pain all across his body now as the orbs begin to leave his hands
* 7:14ExtraWeeseePureegee \*thinking\* : It feels like I'm getting beaten by a precursor, ow
* Pureegee starts glowing, indicating he's near his max\*
* 7:15Hiddenlich
* The orbs shoot into the grounds near Pureegee's sides
* Pureegee's main body shatters like glass
* The shards reform into Dark Pureegee and Toon Pureegee
* Sqeegee: It is done
* 7:16ExtraWeeseePureegee: Wait. That is it?
* Pureegee: I thought it would split all of my forms
* 7:16HiddenlichSqeegee: At the moment you can only split into two
* 7:16ExtraWeesee(so wait is base pureegee gone then)
* 7:16HiddenlichSqeegee: You need to be in a more powerful form in order to split into more forms
* (Base Pureegee is gone)
* 7:17ExtraWeeseeToon Pureegee: Well this is stupid
* Toon Pureegee: But fine, I'll go into my hyper form so I can split that off
* Toon Pureegee: But first, I may as well show you how to snap into your ultimate form at will so I don't kill you transforming
* 7:18HiddenlichSqeegee: Alright
* User909 has left the chat.
* 7:18ExtraWeesee
* Pureegee makes Sqeegee glow golden\*
* 7:18HiddenlichSqeegee: !
* 7:19ExtraWeesee
* a holographic version of his elementix form splits from his body\*
* a brain is clearly visible\*
* Pureegee: Now your brains will merge
* Pureegee forces Sqeegee into his hologram like he's using telekinesis\*
* 7:20Hiddenlich
* There is a bright light, and then Sqeegee and Elementix Sqeegee are no longer there
* They are replaced by another form of Sqeegee
* 7:20ExtraWeeseePureegee: And here we are
* Pureegee: Unfortunately, you're gonna have to keep your new knowledge hidden so Elementix members aren't alerted and go after me
* Pureegee: Because that would completely ruin everything
* 7:21HiddenlichElementix Sqeegee: Alright
* Ultra Elementix Sqeegee
* 7:22ExtraWeeseePureegee: Alright now, time to turn into my hyper form
* Pureegee powers up like typical dbz except that his shockwaves go throughout the trolliverse isles\*
* 7:22Hiddenlich(Which form is doing this?)
* (The dark form or the toon form?)
* 7:23ExtraWeeseehttp://weegeepedia.wikia.com/wiki/Super\_Hyper\_Epic\_Pureegee
* The toon form
* The dark form is just kind of standing there because I had hoped finn would take it over
* But in RP-canon reason is he's confused
* 7:24Finn168719Dark Pureegee makes a derpy smile
* 7:25Hiddenlich
* A portal opens
* 7:25ExtraWeeseeHyper Pureegee: So Dark Pureegee, you should probably handle the messengers since they are piling up now
* Hyper Pureegee: But make sure to show any "guests" to the living quarters or whatever
* 7:26Finn168719Dark Pureegee: OKIE DOKIE! \*runs like a lunatic\*
* 7:26Hiddenlich
* A Fakegee climbs out of the portal on all fours
* 7:26ExtraWeeseeHyper Pureegee: Now I'm afraid he's gonna drop one of those power seals
* 7:26Hiddenlich
* His torso is bare, and he has a large steel ball chained to his right leg
* His skin has rectangles cut into it
* Ultra Elementix Sqeegee: I think we have a visitor
* 7:27ExtraWeeseeHyper Pureegee: Ok how did he get in THIS ROOM
* Hyper Pureegee: LIKE SERIOUSLY THIS IS A PURE ENERGY ROOM HOW IS HE IN HERE
* 7:27Finn168719Dark Pureegee shows up with a rubber piggy
* and starts squeezing it
* 7:28Hiddenlich
* The Fakegee looks at Hyper Pureegee
* Fakegee: IT'S TIME!
* Fakegee: IT'S SHUPA, TIME!
* 7:28Finn168719Dark Pureegee throws a rubber piggy at Fakegee
* 7:28ExtraWeesee
* Hyper Pureegee pushes him through the wall\*
* Hyper Pureegee: Anyway let's get on with the ritual again
* he makes another orb like before\*
* 7:29Hiddenlich
* The Fakegee goes through the wall, but is transformed into a familiar abomination...
* 7:29ExtraWeesee
* he starts doing the other ritual stuff we're probably not gonna repeat\*
* 7:29HiddenlichUltra Elementix Sqeegee: This time if you concentrate you will be able to split by yourself
* 7:29ExtraWeesee
* Hyper Pureegee concentrates\*
* 7:30Hiddenlich
* Hyper Pureegee gains the same pain as before
* The orbs start to split apart
* 7:30ExtraWeesee
* the room starts shaking as a lot more orbs appear\*
* 7:30Hiddenlich
* The abomination watches the scenario closely
* 7:31ExtraWeesee
* 4 forms are split this time\*
* Hyper Pureegee
* Base Pureegee
* Giga Pureegee (for some reason this exists so why not)
* And Toon Pureegee again
* 7:32HiddenlichGiga Pureegee: It works!
* 7:32ExtraWeesee
* Base Pureegee starts laughing\*
* Pureegee: FINALLY
* Pureegee: I can train with my semi-ultimate form
* Pureegee: I'll become stronger than ever before
* 7:33HiddenlichGiga Pureegee: Hold on, I feel electricity building up outside the energy walls!
* 7:33ExtraWeeseeToon Pureegee: Better take care of this
* Toon Pureegee materializes through the wall\*
* 7:33Finn168719Dark Pureegee runs away to the United 'Gees Galaxy and gets adopted by a drunk couple
* 7:33ExtraWeeseePureegee: You're free to do whatever now Sqeegee, just keep yourself hidden from other Elementix
* Pureegee: You should be able to detect them a lot sooner than they can with you now with your increased mental state
* 7:34Hiddenlich
* Aagee appears with an army of powerful beings
* 7:34ExtraWeeseePureegee: One of you hold them off
* Pureegee: I need to speak with some important guests
* 7:35Hiddenlich
* Giga Pureegee sprints to Aagee and tries to hit him with an electric punch
* 7:35ExtraWeesee
* Pureegee domes in the army as best as he can and goes into another room\*
* which is more like a partially complete dome that's not very stable\*
* 7:35Finn168719Aagee dodges and swiftly kicks Giga Pureegee in the crotch
* 7:36ExtraWeeseePureegee: Alright guards, what artifacts did you maange to get?
* 7:36HiddenlichGiga Pureegee: ...
* Giga Pureegee falls on the ground, writhing in pain
* 7:36ExtraWeeseePureegee: I see we have the location of THAT seal in case we need to summon him
* 7:36Finn168719Aagee pulls out a lego piece and rams it to his foot
* 7:36HiddenlichGiga Pureegee: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
* 7:36Finn168719giving Giga Pureegee a feeling that he stepped on a lego
* 7:37ExtraWeesee
* Toon Pureegee materializes behind Aagee and gets him in a full nelson\*
* Toon Pureegee: A FULL NELSON FOR MY LOVELY SON
* 7:37Finn168719Aagee bits Toon Pureegee by the arm
* and tears it off
* 7:37ExtraWeeseeToon Pureegee: ow
* he materializes back into his arm\*
* Toon Pureegee: Did it work?
* 7:38Finn168719Aagee twists his arm and punches Toon Pureegee, launching him to GeeHell
* 7:38Hiddenlich
* Super Hyper Epic Pureegee starts throwing blue fireballs at Aagee
* 7:38Finn168719Zeuscoatlgee throws a lightning bolt at Super Hyper Epic Pureegee
* 7:38ExtraWeesee
* Toon Pureegee flies back through the massive hole where impureegee was and kicks Aagee with an energy leg\*
* 7:39HiddenlichGuard: I have the location of something terrified nomads call "The Slab"
* 7:39Finn168719Aagee: \*in a sarcastic voice\* aaaaaaaaa. bad user!
* 7:39ExtraWeeseePureegee: Well that'll be interesting once we get it
* 7:39Finn168719Aagee twists his arm again and punches Toon Pureegee, launching him out of his domain
* 7:39ExtraWeeseePureegee: But who has that seal that was kept in a star's core?
* 7:39Hiddenlich
* Half of Super Hyper Epic Pureegee obtains a hideous injury on his face
* 7:39ExtraWeeseePureegee: I could really use it now to scare off Aagee and his army of god furries
* 7:40Hiddenlich
* His right iris is now blood red
* The guards look at each other
* 7:40Finn168719Terrifregee's Hell knights shows up and attacks Pureegee's army
* 7:40HiddenlichGuard 2: Funny story
* 7:40ExtraWeeseePureegee: I'm guessing no one did
* 7:40HiddenlichGuard 2: I got stopped by Vieegee
* 7:40ExtraWeeseePureegee: WAIT WHAT
* Pureegee: Please don't tell me he's on to me
* rumbles are felt\*
* 7:41Finn168719Pureegee's leg gets lifted up by a small figure
* 7:41ExtraWeesee
* because terrifiregee\*
* 7:41Finn168719which is the size of a lego figure
* 7:41ExtraWeesee
* Pureegee floats you know\*
* 7:41HiddenlichGuard 2: No, he only branded my back and swore at me in Spanish
* Guard 2: He took the seal with him though...
* 7:41ExtraWeeseePureegee: Oh
* Pureegee: Well looks like we're going hunting then boys
* Pureegee: I'm gonna do something drastic in order to distract everyone with 3 different distractions
* 7:42Hiddenlich
* Super Hyper Epic Pureegee tackles Aagee to the ground and starts to pound his face in
* 7:42ExtraWeeseePureegee: Now who wants to help me summon Hypneegee
* 7:43Finn168719Aagee shoots heat vision into Super Hyper Epic Pureegee's eyes
* 7:43HiddenlichSuper Hyper Epic Pureegee: EEERRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
* 7:43ExtraWeesee
* Giga and Toon Pureegee do common fusion\*
* 7:43Hiddenlich
* Super Hyper Epic Pureegee's scream can be heard by Pureegee
* 7:43ExtraWeesee
* they form toon giga pureegee and smack aagee into a lego box\*
* Pureegee: WHY IS EVERYONE ATTACKING ME ALL OF A SUDDEN
* 7:44Hiddenlich
* Super Hyper Epic Pureegee rolls on his back and tries to wipe off his scorched eye balls
* 7:44Finn168719Aagee uses telekinesis to form a giga lego drill break and throws it at toon giga pureegee's legs
* 7:44Hiddenlich
* He feels nothing, because all of the nerve cells have died, and he is now blind
* 7:44ExtraWeesee
* Pureegee breaks down the domain\*
* the ceiling collapses in on aagee and terrifiregee\*
* 7:45Finn168719Aagee grabs the ceiling and throws it at Super Hyper Epic Pureegee
* 7:45Hiddenlich
* Super Hyper Epic Pureegee gets knocked out
* His body shatters and the shards disintegrate
* 7:46ExtraWeesee
* Pureegee summons a bunch of aagee holograms that force him out\*
* he pushes a floor down on terrfiregee to force him out as well\*
* 7:46Hiddenlich
* Pureegee feels the equivalent to Lord Deegee's punch in his chest area
* 7:46ExtraWeesee
* he's only able to do this because he's next to the core\*
* Pureegee falls over onto the...space\*
* 7:47Hiddenlich
* The guards nearby try to help him up
* 7:47ExtraWeeseePureegee: MESSENGERS
* Pureegee: WHICH ONE OF YOU BROUGHT ME THE INSTANT TELEPORTATION GUY
* 7:48Finn168719Zeuscoatlgee started throwing thunderbolts at Giga Pureegee's crotch
* 7:48ExtraWeeseePureegee: HURRY AND GET US THE OUT OF HERE
* giga pureegee falls over near pureegee\*
* 7:48HiddenlichGuard 3 presses a button on his watch
* The "Instant Teleportation Guy" appears
* He grabs Pureegee's hand and teleports him to the ruins of the United 'Gees capital city
* The guards are left behind
* 7:50ExtraWeesee
* Pureegee sits there trying to heal himself\*
* he actually thought Lord Deegee showed up\*
* 7:50Finn168719Aagee decides to morph to look like Lord Deegee and enters the capital city
* 7:50Hiddenlich
* Pureegee notices the ruins of the city and the rotting corpses in the area
* 7:51ExtraWeeseePureegee: Wow...
* 7:51HiddenlichInstant Teleportation Guy: Yeah... wow...
* 7:51ExtraWeeseePureegee: My entire plan is in ruin
* Pureegee: Sorry for the sudden escalation
* 7:51Finn168719Aagee appears in Lord Deegee's form
* 7:51ExtraWeeseePureegee: I wanted yo-
* 7:51HiddenlichInstant Teleportation Guy: Your son really f\*\*\*ed up
* 7:51ExtraWeeseePureegee: AAGEE I KNOW THAT'S YOU I CAN FEEL ENERGY
* Pureegee: I wanted you to teach me how to teleport but Terrifiregee and Aagee attacked me at the same time
* Pureegee: Unfortunately, all the guards and messengers are still there so the only thing I have left is the location of a certain seal and the ability to split my forms
* Pureegee: And of course you right now but you'll probably leave soon
* 7:53Finn168719Aagee flies away
* like a bird
* 7:54ExtraWeeseePureegee: Hopefully the other Pureegees can handle themselves
* 7:54HiddenlichInstant Teleportation Guy: Wait, you are the omnipotent god of this multiverse and you don't know how to teleport?
* Instant Teleportation Guy: I'm surprised
* 7:54ExtraWeeseePureegee: I'm not an omnipotent god
* Pureegee: Lord Deegee is
* 7:55HiddenlichInstant Teleportation Guy: Lord who?
* 7:55ExtraWeeseePureegee: I am his son who was supposed to inherit EVERYTHING
* Pureegee: And he left me on guard duty for eternity
* Pureegee: And dolled me up to look like these geemen
* Pureegee: And gave me a bunch of stupid and useless forms
* 7:55HiddenlichInstant Teleportation Guy: ...
* 7:55Finn168719Aagee: And his SON is a spoiled brat.
* Aagee's distant voice:\*
* 7:55ExtraWeeseePureegee: Lord Deegee is the leader of the Elementix
* Pureegee: I thought you were a member?
* 7:55HiddenlichInstant Teleportation Guy: ...
* 7:56ExtraWeesee
* Aren't you a member?
* 7:56HiddenlichInstant Teleportation Guy: Uh, no. I'm just a guy who has great teleportation abilities
* 7:56ExtraWeeseePureegee: Oh, well then my guards got the wrong guy
* 7:56HiddenlichInstant Teleportation Guy: I have never heard of this "Elementix", or "Lord Deegee"
* 7:56ExtraWeeseePureegee: But that's fine, you'll teach me just as well I hope
* 7:57HiddenlichInstant Teleportation Guy: ...
* 7:57ExtraWeeseePureegee: But trust me if I was an omnipotent god I wouldn't send messengers to get you, I would just teleport
* Pureegee: Now can you teach me while we sit here in this...whatever this place is supposed to be
* 7:57Finn168719Aagee appears again and takes a picture of Pureegee in the ruins and flies away
* He then makes fake news that Pureegee is responsible for the destruction of the capital
* 7:58HiddenlichInstant Teleportation Guy: So, you sent guards to kidnap me in order to gain knowledge on how to teleport?
* Instant Teleportation Guy: I'm out of here man.
* 7:58ExtraWeeseePureegee: Pretty much
* 7:58Hiddenlich
* The Instant Teleportation Guy teleports away
* 7:58ExtraWeesee
* Pureegee starts flying back to the core\*
* 7:58Finn168719Pureegee's reputation started to suffer a kick to the crotch
* 7:59ExtraWeeseePureegee: I need to see if anyone is left there...

* The core has been obliterated
* 9:02ExtraWeeseePureegee: ....
* Pureegee: Well then...
* Pureegee: Is the energy-domain still working?
* 9:03Finn168719Pureegee began noticing that his reputation is dimishing
* 9:04Hiddenlich
* Giga Pureegee appears next to Pureegee
* 9:04ExtraWeeseePureegee: WHAT HAPPENED
* 9:04Finn168719Most of his followers began to turn back against him
* 9:04Hiddenlich
* His face has been extremely deformed, and electricity is flowing around him and burning the metallic skin
* 9:04ExtraWeeseePureegee: Oh shit
* 9:04HiddenlichGiga Pureegee: We...
* Giga Pureegee: Were outnumbered...
* 9:04ExtraWeeseePureegee: Lord Deegee ed you up didn't he?
* 9:05HiddenlichGiga Pureegee: ...
* Giga Pureegee: DO YOU THINK I WOULD BE HERE RIGHT NOW IF "LORD DEEGEE \*\*\*\*ED ME UP"?
* 9:05ExtraWeeseePureegee: Yes
* 9:05HiddenlichGiga Pureegee: Well, he didn't come
* 9:05ExtraWeeseePureegee: Then what almost knocked me out with one punch...
* 9:05HiddenlichGiga Pureegee: Aagee has a lot of powerful allies at his disposal
* 9:06ExtraWeeseePureegee: And how is Aagee able to send people from the afterlife back
* 9:06HiddenlichGiga Pureegee: What?
* 9:06ExtraWeeseePureegee: Yeah that's why I fled
* Pureegee: I felt a massive punch in the stomach but nothing was there the instant I looked
* 9:06HiddenlichGiga Pureegee: Odd
* 9:06Finn168719Aagee hires Caillou and trains him to be Saitama
* 9:06ExtraWeeseePureegee: I thought Lord Deegee showed up and was gonna try to kill me
* Pureegee: Well either way we need more power again
* 9:07HiddenlichGiga Pureegee: ...
* 9:07ExtraWeeseePureegee: And since the guards and messengers are gone...
* 9:07HiddenlichGiga Pureegee: I guess my time is up then
* 9:07ExtraWeeseePureegee: No no not yet
* 9:07HiddenlichGiga Pureegee: How are you going to obtain more power?
* 9:07Finn168719Caillou becomes a powerful member of Aagee's army
* 9:07ExtraWeeseePureegee: We need to seek out elementix members ourselves without getting spotted by the top 3
* Pureegee: Cuz you know what would happen
* 9:07Finn168719Caillou's punches became dreadful
* 9:08ExtraWeeseePureegee: If you manage to find Grolophoroh (the member who has teleportation, among other things)
* Pureegee: We'll have instant teleportation and then we can really get to work
* 9:09HiddenlichGiga Pureegee: Pureegee... do you really think we can do this?
* 9:09ExtraWeeseePureegee: We have nothing to lose now...
* Pureegee: Once they find out the core is DESTROYED
* Pureegee: They'll come after us unless we somehow make them believe we died
* 9:10HiddenlichGiga Pureegee: There is no way to fake our deaths
* 9:10Finn168719One of Aagee's messenger found an elementrix member during their lomg trek
* long\*
* 9:10ExtraWeeseePureegee: We have to get searching then
* Pureegee: I'm off to find the fusion trio hopefully
* Pureegee: Don't hesitate to transform and split off more forms if you have to, but remember the weakening factor
* 9:11Finn168719Aagee's messenger tells the Elementrix Member about the stuff
* 9:11Hiddenlich
* Giga Pureegee feels an energy spike nearby
* 9:11Finn168719Which Aagee intended to tell
* 9:11HiddenlichGiga Pureegee: Pureegee, I feel something
* 9:11ExtraWeeseePureegee: We have to get away from this spot
* Pureegee: Just go before something shows up again
* Pureegee bolts off towards the southwest region\*
* 9:12Hiddenlich
* A blazing comet heads toward one of the devastated planets in the system
* Giga Pureegee decides it is nothing worth investigating and follows Pureegee
* 9:13ExtraWeesee
* Pureegee tries to remember locations of other seals and how likely he can steal them\*
* he remembers the slab\*
* 9:14Finn168719Pureegee began thinking of hiring a powerful anime character that everyone thinks can solo the entire marvelverse
* 9:14ExtraWeeseePureegee: Oh yeah...what happened to Sqeegee
* Pureegee: He just disappeared once shit started firing up
* 9:15Hiddenlich
* Meanwhile, in the Madisonian star cluster
* Makizonian
* Ultra Elementix Sqeegee is battling Seventy-Five
* 9:16ExtraWeesee(Oh god now we're doing this)
* 9:17HiddenlichUltra Elementix Sqeegee: YOU WEREN'T PREPARED FOR THIS AMOUNT OF POWER, WEREN'T YOU?
* 9:17ExtraWeeseeSeventy-Five: YOU LITTLE WORM! YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR MY POWER AND YOU KNOW IT
* 9:17Finn168719The Makizonian ships started firing homing missiles at Seventy-Five
* 9:17ExtraWeeseeSeventy-Five: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY TRUE ULTIMATE FINAL ULTIMATE FORM
* 9:17Hiddenlich
* Ultra Elementix Sqeegee fires glassing beams at the Makizonian ships
* Ultra Elementix Sqeegee: THAT FORM SOUNDS BOGUS!
* 9:18Finn168719The Makizonian ships activates the forcefields, thinking it can deflect the glassing beams
* 9:18ExtraWeesee
* Seventy-Five shoots a giant ball at sqeegee\*
* Seventy-Five is in his (nova?) form\*
* 9:19Hiddenlich
* Ultra Elementix Sqeegee twitches
* Ultra Elementix Sqeegee: I won't meet the blade that easily!
* 9:20ExtraWeesee
* Seventy-Five starts glowing to transform while he's distracted on the ball\*
* 9:20Finn168719Saitama shows up and kicks a small lego figure into Seventy-Five's foot (if he is floating)
* 9:21Hiddenlich
* Ulta Elementix Sqeegee starts absorbing energy through his mouth
* Ultra
* 9:21ExtraWeeseeSeventy-Five: HA YOU THINK A MERE L-LEGO CAN STOP MEEEEEEEE
* 9:21Finn168719Seventy-Five started feeling a sharp pain on his foot
* 9:21ExtraWeesee
* Seventy-Five starts letting out a lot of energy because morphing limbs\*
* Seventy-Five screams more than he already was\*
* 9:22Finn168719Which hurts him like he steps on a lego
* 9:22HiddenlichUltra Elementix Sqeegee: IMA FIRING MY LAZOR!
* Ultra Elementix Sqeegee: BLAAAAAAAAAARGH!
* 9:23ExtraWeesee
* Seventy-Five finishes transforming\*
* Seventy-Five: Ah that's much be-
* 9:23Hiddenlich
* A powerful beam hits Seventy-Five
* 9:23Finn168719in the face...
* 9:23Hiddenlich
* It continues to drill into him
* 9:23ExtraWeesee
* Seventy-Five tries to grab it and push it out/over him\*
* 9:24Finn168719Saitama jumps up and punches Seventy-Five in the leg, blowing it off
* And then leaves
* 9:24ExtraWeesee(so the lego is gone or the beam?)
* 9:24Hiddenlich
* The beam starts to heat up
* 9:24ExtraWeeseeSeventy-Five: THIS WON'T KILL ME, YOU ARE A MERE MORTAL! I CAN REGENERATE
* 9:25Beckitten27(this is... one of the most complex rps ever)
* 9:25Finn168719A flying man with an axe appears
* 9:25Beckitten27(and not in a good way)
* 9:26ExtraWeesee(I think we're just taking a break from the actual stuff for a fight scene)
* 9:26Finn168719Flying Man: Challenge AXEcepted.
* 9:26ExtraWeesee(Since most of this involved lots of dialogue)
* Seventy-Five blasts himself backwards away from the beam\*
* 9:26Finn168719The Flying Man started hacking Seventy-Five's head multiple times that it literally made his head looked like a tree
* 9:26Hiddenlich
* Ultra Elementix Sqeegee suddenly stops and teleports behind Seventy-Five
* 9:26ExtraWeeseeWait doesn't it already look like a tree
* 9:27Hiddenlich
* He hits Seventy Five with a charged punch
* 9:27Finn168719
* 9:27ExtraWeesee
* seventy-five flies into an asteroid\*
* while making hurt noise\*
* 9:27Hiddenlich
* Ultra Elementix Sqeegee shoots a glassing beam into the asteroid the Seventy-Five is inside of
* 9:28ExtraWeesee
* Seventy-Five jumps out of the asteroid\*
* he starts doing a pose for a familiar finishing move\*
* it's like the final flash except altered\*
* 9:30Hiddenlich
* Ultra Elementix Sqeegee bolts towards him
* 9:30Finn168719Snekzalcoatl appears with cards
* 9:30Hiddenlich
* He has his tentacle clenched into fists
* 9:30Finn168719Snekzalcoatl: Ayyy wha-
* 9:30Hiddenlich
* Tentacles
* 9:30ExtraWeesee
* Seventy-Five makes black-hole like balls at both his hands\*
* he's going 100%\*
* 9:31Finn168719Snekzalcoatl throws used cars at Seventy-Five
* 9:31ExtraWeesee
* one of them hits sqeegee as he's flying at Seventy-Five\*
* Seventy-Five: YOU'RE DEAD SQEEGEE, THIS IS THE FINISHER MY MASTER TAUGHT ME
* 9:32Hiddenlich
* Sqeegee gets caught in the orbit of a nearby planet and is pulled down
* 9:32ExtraWeesee
* Seventy-Five rotates himself on one of the balls\*
* 9:33Finn168719Snekzalcoatl fires an energy drill at Seventy-Five
* 9:33ExtraWeesee
* Seventy-Five brings the balls together in the center to counter the drill\*
* 9:33Finn168719Which started drilling through one of the balls Seventy-Five carries
* 9:33ExtraWeeseeSeventy-Five: DIE
* Seventy-Five fires at the planet\*
* it's basically a beam/blast headed with the ball\*
* 9:34Finn168719Snekzalcoatl also generates an energy drill and throws it at the ball that is heading to the planet
* 9:34Hiddenlich
* Ultra Elementix Sqeegee is barely conscious
* 9:34Finn168719causing the ball to be destroyed by the drill
* 9:34ExtraWeesee
* the drill drills through the blast\*
* but the blast is still going kind of\*
* 9:35Hiddenlich
* He sees the beam hit the surface of the planet near him
* There is a nuclear blast
* 9:35ExtraWeesee
* rip the planet\*
* 9:35Hiddenlich
* Massive shockwaves are sent throughout the region of the planet
* this region
* There is a massive crater in the planet now
* 9:36ExtraWeesee
* lots of objects are carried with it and a lot of life dies\*
* Seventy-Five: Is he dead?
* Seventy-Five is very tired out\*
* 9:36Hiddenlich
* Ultra Elementix Sqeegee gets on his belly and tries to crawl out of the crater, unknown to Seventy-Five
* 9:37Finn168719Snekzalcoatl stares at Seventy-Five
* 9:37ExtraWeesee
* Seventy-Five starts reverting to base form\*
* 9:37Hiddenlich
* Most of his body has been burned from the blast
* 9:37Finn168719Snekzalcoatl hits Seventy-Five like a whip
* launching him to the sun
* 9:37ExtraWeesee
* Seventy-Five gets stuck in a broken mid-morph form\*
* Seventy-Five dies in the sun\*
* 9:38Finn168719Back to Pureegee
* 9:39Hiddenlich
* Giga Pureegee is becoming extremely fatigued
* His power levels have dropped
* 9:39ExtraWeesee
* Pureegee arrives near the Isotrimomon Systems\*
* Pureegee: This is where the trio hides out
* Pureegee: But on what planet...
* 9:40HiddenlichGiga Pureegee: Pureegee... I don't think I can go on any further
* 9:40ExtraWeeseePureegee: Then what are you going to do?
* 9:40HiddenlichGiga Pureegee: ...
* 9:40ExtraWeeseePureegee: It's weird that my powers of healing didn't transfer to you when we split
* Pureegee tries to heal giga pureegee\*
* it doesn't work\*
* 9:41HiddenlichGiga Pureegee: I'm sorry... I... I...
* Giga Pureegee's body starts to crack
* 9:41ExtraWeeseePureegee: Oh...
* Pureegee: You are going to shatter aren't you?
* 9:41HiddenlichGiga Pureegee: Ye-yes...
* Giga Pureegee: Embrace... eternity...
* Giga Pureegee's body shatters
* 9:42ExtraWeeseePureegee: Look for Impureegee please
* 9:42Hiddenlich
* The shards disintegrate
* Pureegee feels another "Lord Deegee Punch" in his chest
* 9:42ExtraWeeseePureegee: Looks like I'm all alo-
* Pureegee: JESUS
* Pureegee starts falling\*
* Pureegee tries to quickly heal himself while he falls towards a planet\*
* 9:44Hiddenlich
* Pureegee lands on the top of a mountain
* The top of the mountain explodes
* 9:45ExtraWeesee
* Pureegee had a shield that mostly failed to work\*
* Pureegee: Well...here I am
* Pureegee gets up, he's never felt this weak before\*
* 9:46Hiddenlich
* Pureegee's sight has been reduced
* 9:47ExtraWeeseePureegee: God is this what mortals feel like?
* Pureegee: This sucks
* Pureegee: I better find the trio quickly
* Pureegee glides down the mountain and tries to sense them, assuming they are on this planet\*
* 9:49Finn168719Pureegee started seeing visions of himself breaking into shards
* 9:50ExtraWeeseePureegee: Wait...would that happen to me too?
* 9:51Finn168719Pureegee encounters two angry people
* 9:51ExtraWeeseePureegee: Mortals...
* 9:52Finn168719Two of them had powers
* 9:52ExtraWeeseePureegee: Not who I'm looking for...
* Pureegee tries to fly by\*
* 9:53Finn168719A person throws a rasengan at Pureegee, causing an explosion and launches him to a nearby mountain
* 9:53ExtraWeesee
* Pureegee softens his landing against the mountain and jumps off of it\*
* Pureegee flies faster because no patience\*
* 9:55Finn168719A group of heroes were sent to the planet Pureegee is in after hearing rumors
* 9:56Hiddenlich
* Pureegee feels a presence below him
* 9:56ExtraWeeseePureegee: Is that one of them?
* Pureegee floats down\*
* 9:56Hiddenlich
* There is a mesa below him
* 9:56Finn168719There are rumors that Clockwork became a professional wrestler who raps
* 9:57ExtraWeesee
* Pureegee lands in the mesa\*
* 9:59Hiddenlich
* Pureegee feels the mesa shake
* 9:59ExtraWeeseePureegee: What the...
* 9:59Hiddenlich
* Three holes open
* A gopher, a mole, and a rabbit come out of them
* 10:00ExtraWeeseePureegee: Hmmm
* 10:00Finn168719brb going to shower
* 10:00ExtraWeesee
* Pureegee gives off energy known to the elementix as a beacon energy\*
* 10:04Hiddenlich
* The gopher, mole, and rabbit approach Pureegee
* 10:04ExtraWeeseePureegee: Are you the three?
* 10:05Hiddenlich
* The animals nod their heads
* 10:05ExtraWeeseePureegee: Is there somewhere more private we can be
* Pureegee: It is...very strange, to stand out here like this
* 10:07Hiddenlich????: Why...
* ???? is a disembodied voice
* 10:07ExtraWeeseePureegee: I didn't come here just to say hello, if you can't tell by my state
* 10:08Hiddenlich????: If you are here to battle, then make your more
* your move
* 10:08ExtraWeeseePureegee: I'm not here to battle either...
* Pureegee: I'm here for knowledge
* 10:08Hiddenlich????: Of what?
* 10:08ExtraWeeseePureegee: Of your fusion technique
* 10:09Hiddenlich????: Why do you seek this forbidden fruit?
* 10:09ExtraWeeseePureegee: I'm sure you're aware how unique it is compared to the simple smashing together bodies technique
* Pureegee: Look I've almost died I need something to help me out here
* Pureegee: The forces of the afterlife found a way to attack me and they did....
* of course Pureegee is leaving out the details of his plan to conquer for good reason\*
* 10:11Hiddenlich????: So you seek power?
* ????: Very well...
* The gopher's eye starts to twitch
* The rabbit starts to jump
* And the mole digs a new hole
* They merge into a portal for Pureegee to enter
* 10:13ExtraWeesee
* Pureegee hops into it\*
* Pureegee: I sure hope there's no gravity
* 10:16Hiddenlich
* Pureegee ends up in a pitch black location
* The wind hisses near him
* It is very cloudy
* 10:17ExtraWeeseePureegee: Where am I even...
* Pureegee: I presume the darkness is to help me focus
* 10:18Hiddenlich????: You are on a rocky world that has been revived from devastation
* ????: It's atmosphere has formed, but life is yet to redevelop

* Hiddenlich
* Within the war-torn United 'Gees Galaxy
* Communism and theocracy clash in the north eastern quadrant
* 5:57ExtraWeesee
* violent protests break out\*
* 5:58HiddenlichConfedalleo: WITH PUREEGISM WE ARE EQUAL AND FREE! WE DO NOT BOW AN ATHEISTIC STATE!
* Confedalleo gets body slammed into a police hovercraft
* 5:59ExtraWeeseeCaramuigee: SHUT UP WITH YOUR PUREEGISM
* Caramuigee: WHERE IS OUR PRECIOUS GOD NOW WHILE WE GET MURDERED BY ZOMBIES?!
* 6:00HiddenlichConfedalleo tries to kick Carmuigee in the face
* His stubby legs can't reach his face though
* 6:00ExtraWeesee
* Caramuigee grabs his leg and throws him in a flip\*
* Caramuigee: LOOK, THERE'S A ZOMBIE NOW
* there is an actual firephage zombie just standing there casually\*
* Caramuigee: IF GOD IS REAL THEN STRIKE THIS ZOMBIE DOWN
* 6:01Hiddenlich
* Nothing happens, obviously
* This zombie looks more mutated than the others
* It's head has flower petals all over the sides of its head
* 6:02ExtraWeesee
* someone tries to run over the zombie in a stole car\*
* stolen
* 6:03Hiddenlich
* The zombie gets ran over, but it is able to get itself up after the car goes over him
* Run over
* 6:04ExtraWeeseeRandom Clone: AHHH WHY DOESN'T IT DIE
* Random Clone: I DON'T WANT TO GET INFECTED TOO
* 6:04Hiddenlich
* Confedalleo gets up and tries to throw Caramuigee into the hovercraft
* The zombie's arms are covered in forms and strange root-like growths
* Covered in thorns
* 6:05ExtraWeesee
* Caramuigee uses his superior height to flip on his hands and starts walking on them\*
* (I'm assuming he went for a leg grab)
* 6:06Beckitten27(i'm trying to decide whether i should jump in or not)
* 6:06ExtraWeesee(Go ahead, we won't go power crazy until we get finn back)
* 6:07Beckitten27beck: what is even going on?
* 6:08HiddenlichConfedalleo: GOD D\*MN YOU!
* Beck hears glass shattering
* 6:08Beckitten27beck: that's not good
* 6:08ExtraWeesee
* laser pointers lock onto the zombie\*
* someone on top of a taller building has acid he intends to drop on the zombie\*
* 6:09Hiddenlich
* Meegee stumbles onto the street
* His hat is missing, his hair is down to his shoulders, and he now has an uneven mustache and long beard whiskers
* Meegee: \*To Caramuigee\* HEY YOU!
* 6:10ExtraWeeseeTripstin: HERE COMES THE ACID, DO DO DO DO
* 6:11HiddenlichMeegee: COME OVER HERE AND FIGHT ME YOU FILTHY MOTHER \*\*\*\*ER!
* 6:11ExtraWeesee
* he throws the acid at the zombie\*
* 6:11Hiddenlich
* The zombie starts to inflate
* Eventually, it explodes, releasing a massive amount of infected fluids and pollen
* 6:11Beckitten27beck looks around, confused
* 6:12Hiddenlich
* Beck remembers she has powers of her own
* Meegee runs towards Caramuigee and tries to punch him in the gut
* 6:13ExtraWeesee
* Caramuigee hops over Meegee\*
* Tripstin: Well this isn't what I thought would happen...
* 6:13Hiddenlich
* Meegee hits a mailbox and goes over it
* He slowly gets up
* 6:13ExtraWeesee
* the sirens go off\*
* 6:13HiddenlichMeegee: Oh, you are an acrobatic fighter...
* 6:14Beckitten27i actually have little to no clue what's going on
* 6:14ExtraWeesee
* Caramuigee starts screaming\*
* 6:14Hiddenlich
* Civilians panic and run towards the borders of the city
* 6:14ExtraWeesee
* he's getting attacked by the firephage since he's not very different from a weegee clone\*
* but his body can fight it\*
* 6:16Beckitten27beck: what to do?
* 6:16Hiddenlich
* Meegee limps over to Caramuigee and hits him with a broken beer bottle that he found on the road
* He also spits in his face
* 6:16ExtraWeeseeCaramuigee: OW YOU IDIOT
* Caramuigee: YOU'RE GONNA GET INFECTED TOO DUMBFUCK
* 6:17HiddenlichMeegee: I'M NOT A DUPLIF\*\*\*, I AM A FAKEF\*\*\*!
* Meegee kicks Caramuigee in the crotch
* 6:17ExtraWeesee
* Caramuigee grabs his leg and trips him\*
* Caramuigee: YOU'RE ALSO A FAT
* 6:18HiddenlichMeegee: Lucky, lucky...
* Meegee rolls a feet away from Caramuigee and tries to get back to his feet
* 6:18ExtraWeeseeCaramuigee: And you never leave to violent protests without a safety piece on your crotch
* Caramuigee: ...But I'm definitely gonna die soon
* Caramuigee looks at the discoloring on his skin\*
* 6:19Hiddenlich
* Caramuigee gets hit in the back of the head with a sink pipe
* 6:20ExtraWeeseeCaramuigee: OW WHO DID THAT
* 6:21Beckitten27beck: screw this, i'm out of here
* 6:21Hiddenlich
* Confedalleo sucker punches Caramuigee in the face
* 6:21Beckitten27beck leaves
* 6:21Hiddenlich
* Beck sees people getting gunned down as they try to leave town
* 6:22Beckitten27beck: never mind
* beck: i can't stop guns
* 6:22ExtraWeeseeCaramuigee: OK SCREW THIS
* 6:22Hiddenlich
* Meegee charges an attack
* 6:22ExtraWeesee
* Caramuigee picks up some infected fluid puddles and throws them at Meegee\*
* 6:22Beckitten27beck: not to mention i generally have no idea what i'm doing
* 6:23HiddenlichMeegee: WHAT THE \*\*\*\* DID I TELL YOU DUPLI\*\*\*\*?
* Meegee: DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT FAKEGEES ARE IMMUNE?
* Meegee is distracted
* Meegee: DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THE \*\*\*\* THE FIREPHAGE IS?
* 6:24ExtraWeeseeCaramuigee: WELL TAKE A LOOK AT THIS THEN
* Caramuigee shows his arm\*
* 6:24HiddenlichMeegee: DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THE \*\*\*\* THE ESTABLISH-
* 6:24ExtraWeeseeCaramuigee: HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS ALONGSIDE THE INTENSE PAIN
* Caramuigee: UNLESS SOMEONE THREW ACID ON IT I DON'T SEE HOW THIS HAPPENED OTHER THAN THE ING FIREPHAGE CAN SPREAD TO FAKEGEES
* 6:25Hiddenlich
* Meegee upper cuts Caramuigee
* Meegee: \*\*\*\* OFF!
* 6:25ExtraWeesee
* Caramuigee tackles Meegee in fury\*
* 6:26Hiddenlich
* Confedalleo just watches
* 6:26ExtraWeeseeCaramuigee: IF YOU'RE SO IMMUNE WHY DON'T YOU DRINK THIS FLUID YOU STICK
* Caramuigee: IF IT DOESN'T INFECT YOU YOU'LL DROWN YOU FAT\*\*\*
* 6:26HiddenlichMeegee: I MAY BE IMMUNE TO \*\*\*\*PHAGE, BUT NOT TO WHATEVER IS ON THE GROUND!
* 6:26ExtraWeesee
* Caramuigee tries to shove more fluid down meegee's throat\*
* 6:26Hiddenlich
* Beck hears the sound of a switchblade open
* 6:26ExtraWeeseeCaramuigee: THAT WAS FIREPHAGE, DIDN'T YOU SEE THE ZOMBIE EXPLODE
* 6:27Beckitten27beck: that can't be good
* 6:27HiddenlichMeegee: YES, BUT THE LIQUID IS TOUCHING THE GROUND!
* Qeegee: LET'S DANCE MUCHACHA!
* Qeegee tries to stab Beck
* Meegee tries to bite Caramuigee's hand
* 6:28ExtraWeesee
* Caramuigee pushes down on the spot between Meegee's chest and stomach\*
* I don't know what it's called\*
* Finn168719 has joined the chat.
* 6:29Beckitten27oh hi finn
* 6:29Hiddenlich
* Meegee starts choking, but he tightens his bite
* 6:29Finn168719ay
* 6:30ExtraWeesee(Well looks like we can go back to the other thing now)
* 6:30Beckitten27ok
* 6:30ExtraWeesee(Unless beck has a protest)
* 6:30Hiddenlich
* Meanwhile, on the dark world...
* ????: You need to find others to fuse with...
* 6:31ExtraWeeseePureegee: Don't worry about that
* 6:31Hiddenlich????: There is one person here that would be a suitable candidate
* 6:31ExtraWeeseePureegee: I was planning on teaching it to my partner, but I couldn't bring him
* 6:33HiddenlichGladiogee: MASTER!
* Gladiogee bolts to Pureegee
* 6:33ExtraWeeseePureegee: What the?!
* 6:33Hiddenlich
* His eyes are bioluminescent
* 6:34ExtraWeeseePureegee: Gladiogee, I thought you were dead
* 6:34HiddenlichGladiogee: Well, here I am
* Gladiogee: I couldn't have died if you see me alive
* 6:34ExtraWeeseePureegee: Everything went to hell pretty quickly you know
* 6:35HiddenlichGladiogee: Metaphorically and literally
* 6:35ExtraWeeseePureegee: I'll tell you once we're done learning fusion here, I guess
* 6:36Hiddenlich????: I want you both to generate orbs in your hands
* ????: Then I want you both to fold hands together, and let your orbs and energy merge
* 6:36ExtraWeeseePureegee \*thinking\* : This seems familiar
* Pureegee does so\*
* 6:37Hiddenlich
* Gladiogee does this too
* He then grabs Pureegee's hands
* 6:38ExtraWeesee
* they start glowing in unison\*
* 6:40Hiddenlich
* The area around the two of them flashes
* The ground cracks
* The rocks start to hop like frogs
* 6:40ExtraWeesee
* the glow becomes much thicker as it seemingly consumes them\*
* 6:42Hiddenlich
* There is a small explosion
* And then a single figure emerges
* 6:42ExtraWeesee
* it is much larger than either of them and has extra body parts\*
* 6:42Hiddenlich????: Excellent
* ????: Pureegee, you are now technically 3/4s of a god now \*snickers\*
* 6:44ExtraWeeseeGladureegee \*more pureegee voice\* : Oh hush
* 6:44Hiddenlich
* Gladureegee teleports back on top of the mesa
* The holes, along with the gopher, the mole, and the rabbit are now gone
* 6:45ExtraWeeseeGladureegee \*neutral\* : Can I defuse and refuse at any time then?
* 6:46Hiddenlich????: "We". Not "I".
* ????: Yes, you can, but you will be fatigued after you exit the fused form
* ????: You are using incredible amounts of energy as we speak
* 6:47ExtraWeeseeGladureegee: Well "we" just assumed we could use a singular pronoun since this is a fusion
* Gladureegee \*pureegee\* : I'm already tired out, we better defuse
* 6:49HiddenlichGladureegee \*Gladiogee\* : I am ready when you are
* 6:49ExtraWeesee
* Gladureegee glows heavily again and they start defusing\*
* 6:49Hiddenlich
* Gladiogee and Pureegee hit the ground from three feet in the air
* 6:50ExtraWeesee
* Pureegee can't heal himself anymore\*
* 6:51Hiddenlich
* Gladiogee gets himself back on his feet
* 6:51ExtraWeeseePureegee: We need to go...
* 6:51HiddenlichGladiogee: \*Panting\* Where to?
* 6:51ExtraWeeseePureegee: There's only one way for me to heal right now
* Pureegee starts unstable-floating upward
* Pureegee: Come on I'll explain on the way....
* 6:53Hiddenlich
* Gladiogee follows Pureegee
* 6:53ExtraWeeseePureegee: I sure hope you won't betray me like my sons did when I told them this...
* 6:54HiddenlichGladiogee: All people have to learn about the ugly truths sometime
* Gladiogee: Plus, I have a warrior heart. A simple secret won't destroy me
* 6:54ExtraWeeseePureegee: Well to start
* Pureegee: The core is destroyed
* Pureegee: And I'm probably gonna get hunted by THEM soon
* 6:56HiddenlichGladiogee: Mmhmm.
* 6:57ExtraWeeseePureegee: And Aagee has been making trouble in the afterlife, reviving people to form an army
* Pureegee: And while I was busy trying to make plans and talk to people like the fusion trio back there
* Pureegee: Except I was in my house
* Pureegee: I got attacked by Aagee and then Terrifiregee
* 6:58HiddenlichGladiogee: Why would Master Aagee attack you?
* Gladiogee: Are you not his father and his infinite ally?
* 6:59ExtraWeeseePureegee: Well...
* Pureegee: This is the part where I need to make sure you won't attack me right now and try to end me
* Pureegee: Cuz Aagee sure did when I told him what I was planning
* they are currently flying past a semi-distant galaxy\*
* 7:00HiddenlichGladiogee: Master, I will not and cannot attack you, or Master Aagee
* Gladiogee: You are my humble creators
* 7:00ExtraWeeseePureegee: Good
* 7:00HiddenlichGladiogee: Destroying you would be like a son killing off his lineage
* 7:00ExtraWeeseePureegee: Gladiogee...Did I ever tell you who my creators were
* 7:00HiddenlichGladiogee: You didn't. But Aagee did
* 7:00ExtraWeeseePureegee: Oh
* Pureegee: Well I got tired of them honestly
* 7:01HiddenlichGladiogee: For what reason?
* 7:01ExtraWeeseePureegee: They called me an inheritor and told me I was going to one day inherit it all and become huge
* Pureegee: And ever since we stopped creating new humanoids, they put me on core defense
* Pureegee: I've been defending the core for literally millions of years now
* Pureegee: Neither me nor any of my sons are allowed to create anymore, at least on large scales
* 7:02HiddenlichGladiogee: I see where this is going...
* 7:02ExtraWeeseePureegee: I would just take off and make my own multiverse
* Pureegee: But that would be extremely impossible with how uptight everyone is
* Pureegee: So I started making plans to obtain more power, and...it only blew up in my face so far
* 7:03HiddenlichGladiogee: You wanted to revolt against the creators of what most of the Trolliverse consider to be GODS.
* 7:04ExtraWeeseePureegee: I wanted to become what I was supposed to be
* Pureegee: Instead I became a overglorified guard in the image of a ing cardboard cutout luigi
* Pureegee: Lord Deegee INSISTED I made all my creations geemen-like
* Pureegee: He was always obsessed with these geemen he came up with for some reason
* Pureegee: But anyway
* Pureegee: Right now we need to find the Salzin Seal
* 7:06HiddenlichGladiogee: Before we go any further, I would like to say something
* 7:06ExtraWeeseePureegee: Some mortals think it's where their myth creatures are kept, but it's not
* Pureegee: And what is it?
* 7:06HiddenlichGladiogee: To inherit everything, you must work for it.
* 7:06ExtraWeeseePureegee: I could've easily done so if they let me
* Pureegee: Why do you think I created my domain around the core
* Pureegee: It was all to impress them, to show I was in complete control, and then I got mostly ignored
* 7:08HiddenlichGladiogee: The point I am trying to make is that in order to achieve something, you need to work for it.
* 7:08ExtraWeeseePureegee: And work we shall do
* 7:08HiddenlichGladiogee: You can't do whatever you want all of the time
* Gladiogee: If you do, then you are not working
* 7:08ExtraWeeseePureegee: But I can't work if I don't have power to work with
* Pureegee: Which is why we came to THIS planet
* Pureegee stops over an odd looking planet\*
* 7:09HiddenlichGladiogee: Well, perhaps we should hurry and retrieve this source of power before you are disinherited
* Gladiogee: I doubt your superiors will be happy that you are AWOL
* 7:09ExtraWeeseePureegee: Before we do, I must do one last thing
* Pureegee: This is going to cause me to start falling, so get ready...
* 7:10HiddenlichGladiogee: Alright...
* 7:10ExtraWeesee
* Pureegee goes into his invisible form, which requires little power to transform into\*
* 7:10HiddenlichGladiogee: ?
* Gladiogee does not know where Pureegee is
* 7:10ExtraWeesee
* Pureegee starts doing the splitting ritual\*
* Gladiogee can see his orbs appear\*
* 7:11HiddenlichGladiogee: Oh. There you are
* 7:11ExtraWeesee
* Gladiogee sees 2 orbs morph and one of them turn invisible\*
* the other one is a (now even weaker) Pureegee\*
* 7:12Hiddenlich
* Gladiogee grabs the weaker Pureegee
* 7:12ExtraWeeseePureegee: I split off my invisible form...
* 7:12HiddenlichGladiogee: What is the purpose of this?
* 7:12ExtraWeeseePureegee: He should be able to sneak in, but we'll keep watch from a distance just in case
* 7:13HiddenlichGladiogee: Alright
* 7:13ExtraWeeseePureegee: I don't know if this seal is guarded or not...
* 7:13HiddenlichGladiogee: I see now
* 7:13ExtraWeesee
* the 3 float down to the planet\*
* Pureegee: There's the place it's kept...
* Pureegee: That black sphere
* 7:16HiddenlichGladiogee: Hmm...
* Gladiogeee: I don't like the look of this
* 7:16ExtraWeeseePureegee: It's shaped like that so no one can blast from a certain angle and get in easier
* Pureegee: But it looks...different
* 7:18HiddenlichGladiogee: Someone is here
* Gladiogee: I can feel it
* 7:19ExtraWeeseePureegee: No way...
* 7:19HiddenlichGladiogee: I can feel their energy
* 7:19ExtraWeeseePureegee: Why would one of them be here
* 7:21Finn168719Gladiogee also feels another energy there
* 7:22HiddenlichGladiogee: There are two
* Gladiogee: One of them...
* Gladiogee closes his eyes
* Gladiogee: Master Aagee...
* 7:23ExtraWeeseePureegee: no
* Pureegee: We can't let him get to it first
* 7:23HiddenlichGladiogee: Master Pureegee, you know I cannot choose one of you over the other
* 7:23ExtraWeeseePureegee: Invisible Pureegee, hurry and go take the seal
* 7:24Finn168719Gladiogee started feeling overwhelming amount of energy
* Aagee's kings had appeared
* as assumed by the energy felt
* 7:25HiddenlichGladiogee: ...
* 7:25ExtraWeesee
* Invisible Pureegee is sneaking in\*
* 7:25HiddenlichGladiogee: Master Aagee! Come out of hiding!
* 7:25ExtraWeeseePureegee \*laying down\* : Keep your voice down
* Pureegee: He could literally kill me right now unless we get that seal
* 7:26Finn168719Invisible Pureegee sees Aagee, Snekzalcoatl, and his kings guarding the seal
* While scanning around the area for invisible creatures
* By smell
* 7:27ExtraWeesee
* Invisible Pureegee's scent is not very strong\*
* 7:29Hiddenlich
* Invisible Pureegee sees the light dimming near him
* 7:29Finn168719Snekzalcoatl started using the energy senser
* 7:29ExtraWeesee
* Invisible Pureegee decides to make the light stop working\*
* 7:30Finn168719Snekzalcoatl began detecting energy
* 7:30ExtraWeesee
* Invisible Pureegee goes ninja mode and gets on the ceiling\*
* he's trying to jump onto the seal from above\*
* 7:30Hiddenlich
* Invisible Pureegee feels a dark presence from in front of him
* Suddenly, he become blinded
* Becoms
* Becomes
* 7:31ExtraWeeseeInvisible Pureegee \*thinking\* : Well shit
* Invisible Pureegee \*thinking\* : I can still feel energy around me but I have no clue if or when anyone spots me
* 7:32Hiddenlich
* He feels his soul shift
* 7:32Finn168719Snekzalcoatl detects Invisible Pureegee's energy while wandering around and flies up
* 7:33ExtraWeesee
* Invisible Pureegee feels stuff happening and panics a bit\*
* he jumps to a wall\*
* 7:34Hiddenlich
* His soul is being pulled by something
* 7:34Finn168719Snekzalcoatl uses his energy senses and sees Invisible Pureegee's energy and swings his tail at Invisible Pureegee like a whip
* 7:34ExtraWeesee
* Invisible Pureegee pulls himself into his soul again\*
* 7:34Finn168719Invisible Pureegee gets hit by the tail
* 7:35ExtraWeesee
* he hits the wall and it makes a noise\*
* 7:35Hiddenlich
* He then falls into the seal
* However, this body starts to crack
* 7:35ExtraWeesee
* he tries to absorb its power quickly\*
* he's visibly cracking and spewing electricity\*
* Invisible Pureegee: I CAN'T ABSORB IT I'M GONNA DIE
* 7:36Hiddenlich
* It appears that Invisible Pureegee is an outlet for the seal's energy to enter the environment
* Invisible Pureegee eventually shatters
* His shard disintegrate on the seal
* 7:37ExtraWeesee
* Invisible Pureegee tried to throw the seal but he shattered\*
* so the seal just floats where his arm was\*
* 7:38Hiddenlich
* Pureegee feels chest pain equivalent to a punch from all three of the main Precursors combined
* The Salzin Seal turns red as Pureegee feels the pain
* 7:39ExtraWeeseePureegee: AGH
* Pureegee: Gladiogee...I think I'm d-dying
* 7:39Hiddenlich
* Gladiogee catches Pureegee from hitting the ground
* 7:39ExtraWeeseePureegee: I keep feeling pain that makes me think a precursor is hitting me
* Pureegee: This one was the worst yet
* 7:40Hiddenlich
* Gladiogee notices the paleness of Pureegee's skin
* He also notices that his mustache isn't as thick as before
* Gladiogee: Master, take off your hat
* 7:41ExtraWeeseePureegee: Um, ok?
* Pureegee grabs his hat\*
* Pureegee: Is there something on it?
* 7:41Hiddenlich
* As Pureegee takes off his hat, half of the hair on his head goes with it
* Beckitten27 has left the chat.
* 7:41Hiddenlich
* Pureegee sees the hair fall to the ground
* 7:42ExtraWeeseePureegee: ...I am dying...
* 7:42HiddenlichGladiogee: It seems that way...
* 7:42Finn168719Pureegee's hair completely falls off
* 7:42ExtraWeeseePureegee: But...I can feel the Salzin Seal from here...
* Pureegee: If I get close enough...maybe I can take it from a distance
* Beckitten27 has joined the chat.
* 7:43HiddenlichGladiogee: You are too weak to fight them all for the seal
* 7:43ExtraWeeseePureegee: But look
* Pureegee outstretches his arm and tries to get a connection visible\*
* 7:43Hiddenlich
* The seal moves slightly
* 7:44Finn168719His arm began to shake rapidly
* 7:44ExtraWeeseePureegee: S-See? I think I'm doing something....
* 7:44Hiddenlich
* Pureegee is at a very low energy level
* 7:44Finn168719his hand began to be twisted
* 7:44HiddenlichGladiogee: Master, you need to rest
* 7:45ExtraWeeseePureegee: I CAN'T HEAL GLADIOGEE
* Pureegee: I CAN'T REST
* Pureegee: It's either I get some sort of power now or I'm gonna die here
* 7:45HiddenlichGladiogee: You can rest like the mortals.
* Gladiogee: I've done it time and time again.
* 7:45ExtraWeeseePureegee: The mortals...
* Pureegee: They...they can't create
* Pureegee: They can breathe
* Pureegee: And they gain power from small amounts of food, somehow
* 7:47HiddenlichGladiogee: Master, your levels are diminishing every second you prolong this inevitable reality
* Gladiogee: If you don't find a way to rest, you are going to die
* 7:47ExtraWeeseePureegee: Then there's only one thing I can do...
* Pureegee: Find me a good hiding spot, please
* 7:48Hiddenlich
* Gladiogee cradles Pureegee in his arms and flies up
* 7:48ExtraWeeseePureegee: I will send myself into stasis for a while...
* Pureegee: But you will need to find someone who can get me out of it
* 7:49Hiddenlich
* The seal starts to change in color
* Aagee feels something calling out to him
* 7:49ExtraWeeseePureegee: I would transfer my power to you, but then I would die and it would be pointless
* 7:49HiddenlichGladiogee: I understand this task.
* Gladiogee: And I know that I will complete it
* Gladiogee and Pureegee leave the planet
* 7:51ExtraWeesee
* Pureegee starts to realize what kept happening to him\*
* 7:51Hiddenlich
* Stellargee can be seen in the distance
* He is creating a protoplanet
* 7:51ExtraWeeseePureegee: O-Oh
* Pureegee: Now I see...
* 7:53HiddenlichGladiogee: One of your comrades are in the distance
* 7:53ExtraWeeseePureegee: W-Who?
* 7:53HiddenlichGladiogee: Should I inform them of this situation?
* Gladiogee: I think it is Stellargee
* 7:53ExtraWeeseePureegee: Yes take me to him
* Pureegee: He knows how to get people out of stasis
* 7:54Hiddenlich
* Gladiogee increases his speed and aims towards Stellargee
* 7:54Finn168719Aagee: Hmmm, I can feel a calling...
* 7:54ExtraWeesee
* The Salzin Seal is reacting oddly\*
* 7:54Hiddenlich
* Aagee hears footsteps from behind him
* 7:55Finn168719Aagee looks behind
* 7:55Hiddenlich
* Hypneegee is reaching out to him
* Hypneegee: The seal... calls for you...
* 7:55Finn168719Aagee: Okay...
* 7:56Hiddenlich
* Gladiosgee and Pureegee arrive next to Stellargee
* 7:56ExtraWeesee
* Aagee perceives this as a hallucination-like vision\*
* 7:56Hiddenlich
* Hypneegee comes closer to Aagee
* 7:56ExtraWeesee
* Since Hypneegee's physical form looks odd outside of the seal\*
* 7:56Finn168719Aagee: And what is the seal call me for anyways...
* 7:56HiddenlichHypneegee: The seal feels your power...
* Hypneegee: It is... curious....
* 7:56Finn168719Aagee: Try explaining...
* 7:57HiddenlichHypneegee: ...
* Hypneegee grabs Aagee's hand
* Stellargee: Pureegee! Your energy levels are near depletion!
* 7:57ExtraWeesee
* the seal starts rapidly spinning but Hypneegee is not affected by it\*
* Pureegee: Yeah...I know...
* Pureegee: I'm going into s-stasis for a while
* 7:58HiddenlichStellargee: What happened?
* 7:58ExtraWeeseePureegee: Get me out in a year's time, I won't be fully healed but still...
* 7:58Hiddenlich
* Aagee feels warm
* 7:58ExtraWeeseePureegee: Too long to explain...but the core is destroyed...
* 7:58HiddenlichStellargee: !
* Stellargee looks at the forming protoplanet
* Stellargee: How hidden do you want to be?
* 7:59ExtraWeeseePureegee: The precursors won't find me hidden...
* Pureegee: So as hidden as possible, I guess...
* 7:59Hiddenlich
* Stellargee looks at the nearby asteroids coming in
* Stellargee: Very well
* Stellargee: You won't need to worry about anyone waking you up early, to say the least
* 8:00Finn168719Aagee started gaining energy
* Aagee started feeling strong
* 8:00HiddenlichHypneegee: The seal... wants to help you...
* 8:00ExtraWeeseePureegee: Heh...
* Pureegee: Aagee might accidentally help me by the time I wake up...
* Pureegee: He's power hungry over there...
* 8:01Hiddenlich
* Gladiogee lets go of Pureegee
* 8:01ExtraWeesee
* Pureegee takes stance and starts surrounding himself in his remaining energy\*
* 8:01Hiddenlich
* Stellargee creates a chamber made of various ores
* It is the size of a coffin
* 8:02Finn168719Aagee: Alright.
* 8:02Hiddenlich
* Aagee's eyes turn blood red, and his pupils dilate
* He then opens it up for Pureegee
* 8:03ExtraWeesee
* Pureegee floats himself in\*
* 8:03HiddenlichStellargee: Don't worry, I will keep the core cool so you won't get heat exhaustion when you wake up
* 8:03ExtraWeesee
* his energy turns white and locks up\*
* 8:03Hiddenlich
* As the energy makes Pureegee frozen, Stellargee closes the coffin and positions it in an inner section of the protoplanet
* 8:04ExtraWeesee
* Aagee feels a presence mentally\*
* 8:05Hiddenlich
* He then uses his cosmic telekinesis to make the asteroids crash and merge with the protoplanet
* Stellargee: \*To Gladiogee\* I will finish the job here...
* Stellargee: Just keep this a secret until Pureegee meets with you a year from now
* Aagee's skin turns gray
* 8:06ExtraWeesee
* in Aagee's mindscape\*
* 8:06Hiddenlich
* His hair becomes a grayish purple
* 8:06ExtraWeeseeUm lich
* 8:06HiddenlichHypneegee: Be our representative for the inheritors...
* 8:06ExtraWeeseeHis hair already is that color
* 8:07Finn168719Aagee flies up in a T pose as the energy flows into him
* 8:07ExtraWeeseeI'm not even joking it's grayish but maybe not so much purple
* 8:07Hiddenlich(It is greenish gray)
* Hypneegee lets go and starts to slowly back away from him
* Eventually, Hypneegee goes through the walls and is no longer visible
* 8:09ExtraWeesee
* the Seal starts letting out its energy in random bursts\*
* 8:10Hiddenlich
* Aagee's hat has fallen off because of the air circulation in the room as he was transformed
* His allies notice the transformations that have occurred
* Meanwhile, on that one planet in the Makizonian galaxies...
* 8:13ExtraWeesee???: We found him...
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXT3\_baztYs plays\*
* 8:13Hiddenlich
* Ultra Elementix Sqeegee is laying at the top of the slope of the crater
* He is unconscious
* 8:13ExtraWeesee???: We need to get him to the healers ASAP
* ???: Which is where your ability to portal comes in...
* 8:16Hiddenlich
* A few masked individuals get a medical gurney and carefully load the nearly scorched squid onto it
* 8:17ExtraWeesee
* ??? feels for any other notable energy in the system\*
* 8:17HiddenlichMasked Individual: Hurry! He could enter comatose if we don't wake him up!
* Masked Individual: Make the portal!
* 8:17ExtraWeesee???: You guys go on ahead, I need to stay and check on this residue energy
* another person makes a portal\*
* it looks like it pierces through space\*
* 8:18Hiddenlich
* The masked individuals rush the gurney into the portal
* They arrive in a secret hospital
* It is also a partial laboratory
* 8:19ExtraWeesee
* ??? examines the leftover energy from Seventy-Five and Sqeegee's battle\*
* 8:19Hiddenlich
* A group of medical specialists grab the gurney and bring it to the main room
* As the individuals load Ultra Elementix Sqeegee off of the gurney and onto the medical bed, a Geeman with a lab coat enters the room and approaches the side of the bed
* Higito: \*With a voice like Dr. Breen's\* I'm going to enjoy harvesting a sample of your genes...
* He chuckles
* 8:21ExtraWeesee
* a scanner scans the body\*
* it's identified as Sqeegee, and the form is unknown\*
* his power readings are strange for an elementix member (the ki quality/type)\*
* 8:22HiddenlichHigito: Hmeh, hmeh, hmeh, hmeh, hmeh...
* Higito: His potential is beautiful
* 8:23ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: He's weird though
* Liphmo: Who attacked an Elementix and almost killed him like that...
* 8:23Hiddenlich
* The medical specialists start attaching IVs and energy recovery machines
* 8:23ExtraWeesee
* Liphmo scans his body for any permanent damage\*
* 8:23HiddenlichHigito: I am not sure, but Sqeegee did subdue his opponent
* 8:23ExtraWeesee
* x-rays and whatnot\*
* 8:24HiddenlichHigito: The energy left over from the battle is evidence for that
* 8:24ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: Should we report this to the highers or just not bother with the paperwork?
* 8:24Hiddenlich
* Higito shakes his head
* Higito: The High Authority does not need to know about this specimen
* 8:25ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: Alright
* 8:25HiddenlichHigito: They will only get in the way of our ultimate plan
* 8:25ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: You have a plan for him?
* 8:25Hiddenlich
* Higito makes an evil laugh
* Higito: Every "mad scientist" has one, doesn't he?
* 8:26ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: I suppose...
* Liphmo does brainwave scans\*
* 8:26HiddenlichHigito: With Sqeegee at our disposal, we will be able to duplicate him.
* 8:27ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: Wait...is this the guy who essentially gets forced into elementix mode?
* 8:27HiddenlichHigito: Yes
* 8:27ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: Because his brainwaves act as though he's both a mortal and elementix
* 8:27HiddenlichHigito: What is strange about though is that he hasn't left it
* About it though
* 8:27ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: Maybe he's still conscious but he's in a coma-like state?
* 8:28HiddenlichHigito: I hope that is not the case
* Higito: This moment is our greatest opportunity to utilize him
* 8:28ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: Well let's hope he's as agreeable as he usually is
* 8:28HiddenlichHigito: Oh, he will be
* 8:28ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: God knows he's used to being a puppet
* 8:29Hiddenlich
* Higito laughs
* 8:29ExtraWeesee
* Liphmo inputs some data into a computer and waits for the results\*
* Liphmo: Are these computers broken?!
* 8:29HiddenlichHigito: No
* 8:29ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: Listen to this corrupt data
* 8:29HiddenlichHigito: They are just struggling to comprehend the data they are obtaining
* 8:30ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: Status: Alive, ok that's normal
* Liphmo: Power level, 5 billion
* Liphmo: I don't see how he's 5x stronger when he's almost dead
* 8:32HiddenlichHigito: The Elementix is not a Fakegee Confederacy
* Higito: They are the godhood equivalent to the Anti-Weegee Alliance
* 8:33ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: Well now it's saying he's in base form
* 8:33Hiddenlich
* Higito takes a syringe off of a metal tray
* 8:33ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: Er...normal, I guess
* 8:33HiddenlichHigito: Base form?
* Higito: That's not right
* 8:33ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: This computer doesn't know what it's talking about, it must've scanned his fried bits too much
* 8:33HiddenlichHigito: Sqeegee is nothing like this in his base form...
* 8:33ExtraWeesee
* Liphmo tries to readjust the scanner\*
* 8:34Hiddenlich
* Higito sticks the syringe into Sqeegee and obtains a blood sample
* Higito: Cutting him too much would make an even nastier injury
* Higito: That is why I am doing this
* Higito flicks the blood
* Flicks the blood filled syringe
* Higito: Consider the Illumiweegee...
* 8:35ExtraWeesee
* Sqeegee's burnt parts appear to be slowly healing on their own\*
* 8:35Hiddenlich
* Higito squirts the blood into a test tube and closes it
* Higito: To be indomitable now...
* 8:36ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: And there
* the computer rescans Sqeegee\*
* 8:36Hiddenlich
* The results are going off of the screen
* Higito: Zoom out
* 8:37ExtraWeesee
* Liphmo zooms out\*
* Liphmo: Let's see
* Liphmo: And the output is...
* Liphmo reads over the results\*
* 8:39Hiddenlich
* Higito puts the blood sample in an advanced centrifuge
* 8:39ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: It's still outputting garbage
* 8:40HiddenlichHigito: Perhaps the computers are incapable of comprehending and sorting out the results of the scans
* 8:40ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: That wouldn't make sense
* Liphmo: Unless Sqeegee is stuck in some midmorph
* 8:40HiddenlichHigito: Think about i
* It
* 8:41ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: Actually...what form IS he in
* 8:41HiddenlichHigito: We have never had an Elementix member scanned
* 8:41ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: But we got told these computers could scan them
* Liphmo: Ugh why do they always cheap out on us
* Liphmo: We don't even have cloaking
* 8:42HiddenlichHigito: It is because of the lack of faith
* Higito: One failure and they would stop funding our research and observational missions
* 8:43ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: Heh, I'll bet they'd fund us 100 times more if this Sqeegee experiment succeeds
* 8:43HiddenlichHigito: Forever
* 8:43ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: I'm assuming you're going to copy him a bunch
* Liphmo: Maybe isolate his powers so they can be given to others
* 8:43HiddenlichHigito: I'm so sure about that second part
* I'm not so
* 8:44ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: Well we can hope
* Liphmo: I'll check his vitals right now though
* Liphmo brings up the vitals screen\*
* 8:44Hiddenlich
* The computers start to glitch out
* Eventually, they have a kernel panic
* 8:45ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: UM UM
* 8:45Hiddenlich
* The medical bed starts to shake
* 8:45ExtraWeesee
* Liphmo switches\*
* 8:45HiddenlichHigito: \*Over his comm-watch\* Security!
* The security guards come in
* 8:45ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: Well apparently his vitals are better than we thought
* Liphmo: He's conscious
* 8:46Hiddenlich
* Ultra Elementix Sqeegee opens his eyes
* 8:46ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: Hey
* 8:46Hiddenlich
* He tries to shield his eyes from the light, but his arms are restrained
* 8:46ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: Have you been conscious this whole time?
* 8:47HiddenlichUltra Elementix Sqeegee: It was awkward...
* Ultra Elementix Sqeegee: I could only hear buzzing, and I wasn't able to react at all
* 8:47ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: So you were in a coma?
* Liphmo: Huh, I guess your body got you out of it...somehow
* 8:47HiddenlichUltra Elementix Sqeegee: Perhaps
* Ultra Elementix Sqeegee looks around the room
* 8:48ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: We need to upgrade these machines Higito
* 8:48HiddenlichUltra Elementix Sqeegee: Where the \*\*\*\* am I?
* 8:48ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: You're in a hospital
* Liphmo: Don't worry, we know about the Elementix and stuff
* Liphmo: BUT THESE DUMB COMPUTERS DON'T
* 8:49Hiddenlich
* Ultra Elementix Sqeegee looks at Higito's right arm and sees a triangle
* Ultra Elementix Sqeegee: The Illumiweegee...
* Higito: You are not incorrect.
* Ultra Elementix Sqeegee: \*To Liphmo\* You are not telling me everything...
* 8:50ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: Well that's the beauty of a situation isn't it
* 8:51HiddenlichUltra Elementix Sqeegee: ...
* 8:51ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: I don't even know everything myself and you're already asking me to tell you
* Liphmo tries to scan Sqeegee again\*
* Liphmo: But we hope you'll assist us in a project we're trying to do
* 8:52HiddenlichUltra Elementix Sqeegee: What kind of project?
* Ultra Elementix Sqeegee: I need specifics.
* 8:52ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: Eh, ask Higito, he knows the specifics
* 8:52Hiddenlich
* Higito approaches the medical bed
* 8:52ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: But you do have a lot more power than you should for some reason
* Liphmo: UNLESS IT'S THIS STUPID MACHINE
* 8:53HiddenlichHigito: We need you to assist us with perfecting the Illumiweegee
* 8:53ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: HE'S NOT IN A NORMAL STATE HE'S ELEMENTIX STOP SAYING THAT
* Liphmo argues with the computer in the corner\*
* 8:54HiddenlichHigito: We need you to be our hero in this chokepoint
* 8:54ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: Maybe I need to manually scan again
* Liphmo: This computer doesn't just break when a random patient comes in
* 8:55HiddenlichUltra Elementix Sqeegee: That's not specific at all.
* Higito: We want you to fight with us
* Higito: We want you to assist us in taking control of the United 'Gees
* 8:55ExtraWeesee
* Liphmo scans Sqeegee's brainwaves again\*
* 8:55HiddenlichHigito: We need you to train our warriors and teach them what you know
* 8:56ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: Aaand this thing is broken
* 8:56HiddenlichHigito: We need you as a template for assistants
* 8:56ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: Higito can I see you in the other room for a moment to deal with these scans...
* 8:56HiddenlichHigito: Do you want me to break this down to the atomic level, or is that specific enough?
* Higito nods
* 8:56ExtraWeesee
* Liphmo goes in another room\*
* 8:56HiddenlichHigito: Think about it for a minute or too
* Two
* Higito goes to the other room
* 8:57ExtraWeeseeLiphmo \*half-whisper\* : Idiot what are you doing!
* Liphmo: He's loyal to the Elementix, he's not gonna help us now
* Liphmo: I thought we were gonna trick him into thinking WE were elementix affiliated
* 8:58Finn168719Snekzalcoatl ended up appearing near the bed Elementrix Sqeegee is
* 8:58HiddenlichHigito: Now, that would create problems later on
* 8:58Finn168719Snekzalcoatl slides under the bed and turns invisible
* 8:58HiddenlichHigito: This isn't your typical story
* 8:58ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: And he isn't typical either
* 8:59HiddenlichHigito: That's the point
* Higito: We don't know how loyal he is
* 8:59ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: They force him into elementix state somehow, if we can replicate that we can make him remember and stop being loyal
* 8:59Finn168719Snekzalcoatl swings his tail at Liphmo's legs
* 8:59HiddenlichHigito: !
* 8:59Finn168719causing him to fall down
* 8:59ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: oof
* Liphmo: Well that was clumsy
* Liphmo gets back up\*
* 9:00Hiddenlich
* A group of security guards grab the tail of Snekzalcoatl
* 9:00Finn168719Snekzalcoatl's tail turns on the electric aura
* electrocuting the security guards
* 9:00Hiddenlich
* Some of the security guards have rubber in their armor and gloves
* 9:00ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: Anyway we're back Sqeegee
* 9:01Hiddenlich
* Liphmo sees the giant tail in the room
* 9:01ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: And that's a giant tail...why is there a giant tail
* 9:01Hiddenlich
* The rubber-aided guards are trying their best to hold it down
* The others are unconscious from electrocution
* 9:01ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: I wish my husband was here sometimes...
* 9:01Hiddenlich
* Ultra Elementix Sqeegee breaks his restraints and gets off the bed
* 9:01Finn168719Snekzalcoatl decides to summon a used car and carries it with a tail and hits the guards with it
* 9:01ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: I'm literally having an aneury-
* 9:02Finn168719causing much damage in the room
* 9:02Hiddenlich
* The walls of the laboratory break
* 9:02ExtraWeesee
* Liphmo tries to call more security with a button\*
* 9:02HiddenlichHigito: No...
* 9:02ExtraWeesee
* the OH SHIT EVERYTHING IS FALLING APART button\*
* 9:02Finn168719Snekzalcoatl throws the car at Liphmo
* 9:02Hiddenlich
* Liphmo sees one of Higito's eyes turning red
* 9:02ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: WAIT SQEEGEE
* 9:02Finn168719Liphmo gets hit by the car
* 9:02Hiddenlich
* She also sees his eyebrows enter a v shape
* 9:03Finn168719Breaking the walls and breaking her bones
* 9:03ExtraWeeseeLiphmo: WE CAN HELP YOU REMEMBER EVERYTHING
* Liphmo couldn't finish that sentence oops\*
* Liphmo dies\*
* 9:03HiddenlichHigito: Lets play a game then...
* Higito grabs the tail and pulls the monster out from underneath the medical bed
* 9:04Finn168719Snekzalcoatl: Time for some !FUN!
* Snekzalcoatl swings the tail to the wall, launching Higito off his tail
* 9:04Hiddenlich
* Higito stares into Snekzalcoatl's eyes
* His red eye spirals
* Higito: Tsukuyomi!
* 9:04Finn168719Snekzalcoatl closes his eyes
* 9:04Hiddenlich
* Snekzalcoatl appears in a dark room
* 9:04ExtraWeesee
* Sqeegee is stopped in his fleeing by an actual elementix member\*
* 9:05Finn168719Snekzalcoatl looks around the room in confusion
* 9:05Hiddenlich
* There are javelins falling from the ceiling of the dark room
* They pierce parts of him
* 9:05Finn168719Snekzalcoatl: DAMNIT!
* Snekzalcoatl summons the used cars and used them as shields
* 9:06ExtraWeesee
* glass breaks on the used cars\*
* 9:06Hiddenlich
* Snekzalcoatl has limited movement due to the javelins
* 9:06ExtraWeesee
* Snekzalcoatl gets the "Used Car Salesman achievement\*
* 9:06Finn168719Snekzalcoatl: Yay, I got an achievement and a trophy!
* 9:06Hiddenlich
* Snekzalcoatl reenters reality and is on his back
* He is paralyzed and drooling
* 9:07Finn168719Snekzalcoatl: I'm tripping...
* 9:07Hiddenlich
* More security guards file into the room
* Higito: Please escort him out of the building
* Higito: DO NOT KILL HIM.
* The security guards try to lift the massive serpent
* 9:08Finn168719the security guards have trouble carrying Snekzalcoatl due to exhaustion
* 9:09HiddenlichHigito: At least get him out of the laboratory section...
* The guards fall trying to carry Snekzalcoatl down he stairs
* The stairs
* 9:09Finn168719Some guards ended up collapsing from exhaustion
* 9:10Hiddenlich
* Snekzalcoatl gets wrapped around the bottom rung of the staircase
* 9:10Finn168719which caused some of them to fall down the stairs
* 9:10Hiddenlich
* Higito crouches down to the lifeless body of Liphmo
* Higito: You were a great worker
* Higito: But now you are at rest...
* Higito reenters the laboratory and grabs a few vials from the centrifuge
* 9:11ExtraWeesee
* Higito realizes he needs to clean up the splattered parts once the car is removed\*
* 9:11Finn168719Snekzalcoatl attempts to move his head to use the staring effect on the guards to do his dirty work
* 9:11Hiddenlich
* Higito puts the vials in safe places and opens the clean up closet
* Higito: Sh\*t, I am out of blood cleaner...
* 9:12Finn168719The guards (save for the ones who fell down the stairs) ended up getting brainwashed
* 9:12Hiddenlich
* Higito gets a mop
* 9:12Finn168719The brainwashed guards are commanded by Snekzalcoatl to wreck havoc
* 9:13Hiddenlich
* He tries to move the parts of and the body fluids into one puddle
* parts and
* 9:13Finn168719Higito's lab gets raided by the brainwashed guards
* Most of his work were destroyed
* 9:13HiddenlichHigito: ...
* Higito cracks his neck
* 9:14Finn168719Snekzalcoatl began recovering
* 9:14HiddenlichHigito: I'm glad we have the Cloud.
* Higito goes back to get the vial of left over substances
* He walks down the staircases and stands over the bottom stair
* Higito: What were your intentions, humble serpent?
* 9:16Finn168719Snekzalcoatl summons a used car and flings it at Higito with his tail
* And then moves to where Elementrix Sqeegee is
* And then takes him and flies away
* Causing huge damage in the lab
* 9:16Hiddenlich
* Higito rolls down the stairs to above getting hit
* Snekzalcoatl notices that Ultra Elementix Sqeegee is gone
* 9:17ExtraWeesee
* Snekzalcoatl is stopped\*
* 9:17Finn168719Snekzalcoatl: Shieet.
* 9:17ExtraWeesee
* literally frozen\*
* 9:17Finn168719Snekzalcoatl: Oh shieet, i'm frozen.
* 9:17ExtraWeesee????: Ahem. I'll take him back now
* ????: I didn't think you'd try to steal him from your lord
* 9:18Hiddenlich
* Higito calls for a ladder
* 9:18Finn168719Higito's lab ended up getting raided by an unknown force from GeeHeaven which ???? isn't aware that Aagee took parts of GeeHeaven
* 9:19ExtraWeesee
* ???? takes elementix sqeegee and sends Snekzalcoatl to wherever he was before\*
* ????: You have a lot of explaining to do still, Sqeegee
* 9:20Finn168719Tezcatlipoca: You got rekt Scrub.
* Snekzalcoatl: Gtfo...
* Tezcatlipoca: Awww man...
* 9:20HiddenlichUltra Elementix Sqeegee: Actually... I do not...
* 9:20Finn168719Tezcatlipoca leaves out of sadness
* 9:21HiddenlichUltra Elementix Sqeegee: I never said yes to joining the Illumiweegee
* 9:21ExtraWeesee????: Oh but you do
* ????: I know you're not the same Elementix Sqeegee as before
* 9:21HiddenlichUltra Elementix Sqeegee: It is called training, dear comrade
* 9:21ExtraWeesee
* ???? comes out of the conveniently placed shadows\*
* Lord Deegee: I'm already retracing everyone's steps here
* Lord Deegee: And I know you didn't train
* 9:22HiddenlichUltra Elementix Sqeegee: Technically, I did
* 9:22ExtraWeeseeLord Deegee: Now talk! You were at the core and now it's gone and you have a strange new form
* 9:23HiddenlichUltra Elementix Sqeegee: It is simple
* 9:23ExtraWeeseeLord Deegee: And the inheritors are gone too
* 9:23HiddenlichUltra Elementix Sqeegee: Aagee, the youngest son of your son Pureegee, tried to revolt and take Pureegee out of power
* Ultra Elementix Sqeegee: He got support from the rulers of GeeHell
* 9:24ExtraWeeseeLord Deegee: Wait, what
* 9:24HiddenlichUltra Elementix Sqeegee: Mhmm
* 9:24ExtraWeeseeLord Deegee: Then that means they're breaking the afterlife barriers
* 9:24HiddenlichUltra Elementix Sqeegee: Yes
* 9:24ExtraWeeseeLord Deegee: Where is Pureegee then
* Lord Deegee: And who DESTROYED THE CORE
* 9:25HiddenlichUltra Elementix Sqeegee: I left before I could witness the core's destruction, but I assume Aagee destroyed it
* Ultra Elementix Sqeegee: Pureegee most likely escaped, but have no clue where he would go
* 9:25ExtraWeeseeLord Deegee: Why wouldn't he fight Aagee...
* 9:26HiddenlichUltra Elementix Sqeegee: Think about it this way...
* 9:26ExtraWeeseeLord Deegee: Whatever, anyway
* Lord Deegee: You aren't off the hook yet
* 9:26Finn168719Aagee's religion has been formed, which conflicts against Weegee Pureegism
* 9:26ExtraWeeseeLord Deegee: I'm tasking you with your random new power to go and patch the holes, I sent a couple other members to assist
* Lord Deegee: Don't run into Impureegee though, he'll try to blast a larger hole
* 9:27Finn168719Lord Deegee began noticing that his son gets hated by much of his former worshippers
* 9:27HiddenlichUltra Elementix Sqeegee: Understood, Overlord Deegee
* Ultra Elementix Sqeegee: I will get to work immediately
* Ultra Elementix Sqeegee teleports
* 9:28ExtraWeeseeLord Deegee: You better remain loyal...
* search parties are sent out for the inheritors, and a raid team for Aagee\*
* 9:29Hiddenlich
* The screen cuts to black