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# Arni Forest

* You can choose to sleep until day or night time. Different things appear and happen only at night.
* Upgrade your bear bed to get a better nights sleep.
* A bear has its den in the forest. (Protip: Its you.)
* There's nothing to eat in the gorge.
* There were numerous concerns with building a park in densely populated forest.
* Some days it will rain which means you wont find many animals out and about. The rain doesnt affect all the regions though.
* Bugs, Mushrooms and other small objects glow. Consider trying to find them at night.
* Only popular with hooligans, the park here was never really popular with anyone else.
* The remains of an ancient order lie hidden throughout the land, unfound by civilization.
* Every time your Health Points reach 0 you magically reappear at your den. Its as if a mysterious and ancient force is watching over you.
* Some say a mysterious guardian watches over this specific forest.

# Salty Rum Lagoon

* Don't get salty if you drown here.
* Don't try to reason with the crabs, they are just jerks.
* A smallish region, there exists a larger beach somewhere. Only time will tell if it will be accessible.
* You can find the path to a strange island here. Some say that island is Stupid, others say it is Really Stupid.
* You want my treasure? You can have it! I left it hidden somewhere so find it ok.

# Calypso Mountains

* Don't be mean to the goats.
* Computers and other technological machinery can be heard under the surface here.
* Only the most rugged animals can call this place home.
* Watch out for the W O L F B O Y S. They cray.
* The horrible entrance to a frightening place finds itself here though there is a trick to enter the dark domain.

# Ancient Caves

* Cave rats tend to be meaner than regular rats since they dont get much vitamin D.
* There are multiple ways to get into the caves from the surface.
* Snakes are always trying to form gangs in these tunnels.
* An ancient evil has awoken here - *Some guy*
* Legend tells about a cave system filled with crystals was once located here but had disappeared Though they say it may return in the future.

# Spooky Woods

* Oh you know theres a giant, evil, boss creature here.
* Skeletons used to roam the land here but they realized they were far too spooky and decided to hide themselves.
* You should be suspicious of everything here. Especially those suspicious raccoons.
* Though it is already frighteningly spooky, six spooky things stand out in the spooky woods, can you go through the absolute terror of finding them?
* Consider listening to 'The Monster Mash' to enhance the experience of the Spooky Woods.

# Shepard Lake

* I wonder if theres a hidden cave behind that waterfall.
* ..Fake mustache??
* There is a campground attached to this lake.
* Dont try and use kindness on the giant lizards here, there is no redeemability in their rudeness.
* Something something, Missing Link, something something, big feet..

# Greenpeak Campgrounds

* Some spooky stuff here happens at night.
* You can't kill the turtles here bear.
* There was a big party here yesterday.
* Piggy?

# Kickstarter Island

* Once thought to be an amusement park that was since shut down as the idea was dumb.
* This island isnt part of the games very serious canon ok.
* Protip: Theres nothing to eat or attack here.