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Coffee

Coffee is a dark, bitter beverage that is produced from coffee beans through a process of roasting, grinding and brewing.

Coffee is the most highly addictive substance known to man, and is widely used across all regions of the cyber due to its energizing and productivity-boosting effects. It is almost as widely used as marijuana, however these statistics are heavily skewed due to the excessive use of it by the likes of Weed Bro and his affiliates.

The primary side effect of coffee addiction is the inability for it's users to shut the fuck up about their dependency on the substance.
Alexander the Memer

Alexander the Memer, or Alex Jones, was one of the greatest trolls to ever live. He was also one of the first troll’s to ever live. Wanting to introduce his epic trolling abilities to Cybernetic India culture, he moved there in 326 BC to totally troll King Porus epic style. With some Meme Magic, he won the fight, introducing dankness to the land and improving their culture. It is unknown what his life was like after this incident, but we can assume he spent the rest of his life trolling people.
Cybernetic Uganda

Flag

**Cybernetic Uganda** is the home of the Ugandan Knuckles. This area was expertly crafted by Funwaa with the intent of being the perfect place for their first followers, the Ugandan Knuckles. Nobody is allowed to trespass unless they are a queen, know de wae, or are supa fightas. The current leader of Cybernetic Uganda is Funwaa, and can change laws whenever they want. This area is a common target by Gumwaa as well as the Gumcels.

## History

After the Funwaa-Gumwaa war ended, Funwaa decided to create Earth. Their first countries they created were Cybernetic India and Cybernetic Uganda. Cybernetic Uganda was thought as a reward for the Ugandan Knuckles who fought in the war. The Ugandan Knuckles finally settled there in 25,034 BC, where they worshipped Funwaa. They lived in harmony for the rest of their life without problems, but it is highly rumored that the Gumcels are planning an attack.
Major Rohan

Major Rohan out of uniform

> *"Dude, **EGGS** are extra salty today*
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> *tooo much salt..why?"*
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**Major Rohan** is an inhabitant of Cybernetic India and a major in the Indian Army. He wears glasses and when out of uniform prefers to wear a blue shirt and gray pants. He appears to prefer eggs for breakfast but has an aversion to salt, possibly due to a medical condition. Major Rohan appears to have only played Mario games during his entire childhood, as suggested by a supernatural encounter with Mario in real life where he got mad at him for making him waste his entire childhood.

Major Rohan has clashed in the past with Weed Bro after a large bounty had been placed on him. Rohan encountered Weed Bro on September 10, 2017 in the town of Jaithari, India. Rohan fired a single bullet at Weed Bro using a Taurus .44 Magnum, but the round was caught using a clever device made by Weed Bro crafted from a magnet and a discarded helmet. Major Rohan's fate is unknown, although Weed Bro was seen aiming an AK-47 at the defeated major.
Cybernetic Sun

The **Cybernetic Sun** is a star that lives on the Cyber. Unlike its counterpart in the Third Dimension, the Cybernetic Sun is a sentient creature capable of abstract thought and even direct communication with various denizens of the Cyber. It is known to be a murderous psychopath that wants to kill everyone on the Cyber, although it has been extremely unsuccessful in doing so.
Sarcastic Bro's mother

**Sarcastic Bro's mother** is the adoptive mother of sarcastic bro. She was born in the mid 1960s as a muslim child. However, When she was 12 or so the Great Indian War started, Forcing her to take refuge. She was displaced towards india, And could not return towards pakistan for unknown reasons. Later in her life, She got married with Sarcastic Bro's father, And adopted a child, Sarcastic bro.

She was first sighted on September 12th, 2017 wherein she was disappointed to learn that sarcastic bro had not gotten an A+ on his homework.
Blues Boy

EPIC FAIL!

*"I'm not Blaze Boy, I'm my original character Blues Boy!"*

Blues boy is the bootleg counterpart of Blaze Boy. Little is known about him at this time, apart from his passion for the blues.

It is unclear whether Blues Boy has any direct relation to the renowned Blaze Boy. It is also unknown if he has achieved MAXIMUM SAVAGENESS or is currently undergoing training to do so.
Battle of Pauradhar

Location
* Failure to reverse the Gamer uprising
* Death of Dr. Jhatka
 Belligerents
   S.C.H.O.O.L.
    Adolf Eichmann
    Sarcastic Bro
    Rockin' Hair Bro
    The Joker |     Dr. Jhatka**†**

The **Battle of Pauradhar** was a military confrontation between Gumwaa and Funwaa forces that took place on 14 May 2018.

## Background

Earlier, The Gamer uprising had managed to destroy the Pro-Funwaa Fourth Reich. Funwaa was poised to intervene and reinstate the Feminazi Dictatorship, And Dr. Jhatka was sent to restore order.

## Conflict

Dr. Jhatka was immediately opposed by S.C.H.O.O.L. after he asked them for directions. S.C.H.O.O.L. was subsequently reinforced by the Gamer Republic and Adolf Eichmann. Adolf Eichmann was initially tasked with defeating Lord Farquaad, Whose over-reliance on the use of Irony allowed Adolf Eichmann to easily defeat him.

Battle then ensued between Adolf Eichmann and Dr. Jhatka. Jhatka had the upper hand, But Eichmann knew that Pickle Rick was on his way to reinforce him. After several hours of intense fighting, Pickle Rick arrived and was able to defeat Jhatka with Eichmann's help.

## Aftermath

The Battle of Pauradhar gave Pickle Rick a brief window to fight Funwaa that he had been seeking for millennia. As such, The Battle of the Funwaa base was launched in an attempt to destroy funwaa forever.
Tim and eric

**Tim Heidecker** and **Eric Wareheim** are comedians working for adult swim. Although they are not as clever as Weed Bro, they do at least create some form of stoner comedy. They admitted in an interview with michael ian black that they "do partake" and that Tim gets marijuano and rolls it up in a joint and smokes it with eric
God of Cringe

*"I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off"*

*"Hi there [woman] I'm [fedora] and your profile rather intrigues me... I think you look rather scrumptious. Would you be interested in drinks with a gentleman?"*

## The God Of Cringe

here, the god of cringe takes form as a 'nice guy' and 'brony'

### Affiliation

My Little Pony, Meme posting sites, youtube, Liberal Art Universities

## Biographical information

### Marital status

Unmarried, but always tells girls to get with a gentleman like himself

## Physical description

### Eye color

no

give me a minute on this one guys, the research for this page is going to be really painful. OR, someone else can write this one for me so i don't have to look up r/niceguy screenshots.

Sure fam...

Uhh lets see... Ive only edited two single appearance chractr pages. and even then I just made up random stuff. MMMMM oh I got it.

The God of Cringe is one of the (whatever its called) of the Church of Cringe, along with the two former presidents of Cybernetic India (link please). He doesn't actually have any power, its just a nickname given to him by neck breathing Chadwaas. I don't think hes actually appeared in any lore or anything, so I don't know why this is a page.

There I'm good at writin articles give me redit bronze please.

His Swedish protege PewDiePie engineered his takeover of reddit and eventually murdered it.
Ballsack Bro

Childer these days...

Dick

**Ballsack Bro** is the most handsome, strong, and smart person in all of Cybernetic India. He is so handsome in fact that he has dated every single female and male that has ever breathed in Cybernetic India. Something very interesting is that his mother was a Rage Comic character and his father was a human. This makes him have a canon connection to Weed Bro as Rage Comic characters appear there as well. He has also met with one of The High Sisters at one point.

He is also the brother of Weed Bro.

## Childers

For an unknown reason, Ballsack Bro has an extreme hatred for childers these days. He dislikes how they won’t come out of the womb until they get a phone, even though it’s been a tradition for kids to be given an electronic device immediately since the First Days of the Cyber. He also hates the fact that they watch Porn, which is ironic as he himself is a pornstar.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemeteryLore/comments/8126aj/ballsack\_bro\_aka\_thewtfguy\_has\_been\_confirmed\_to/
2. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemeteryLore/comments/8ualuk/the\_wtfguy\_is\_weed\_bros\_brother/
Invasion of Reddit

* Establishment of the General Government
 Belligerents
    Spez (Defected)

 The **Invasion of Reddit** was a military invasion of Reddit launched by Facebook with support from its allies that resulted in the fall of the Reddit Civilian Government and the subsequent occupation of most of Reddit by Facebook, which has placed in under the General Government. Facebook has important millions of Normies into the General Government district as part of its plan to eventually annex the entirety of Reddit.

The occupation of Reddit is actively opposed by several paramilitary resistance groups which are collectively known as the Reddit Resistance, which collectively maintain control of a few holdouts scattered throughout Reddit.
Das Lächeln an den Docks

**Das Lächeln an den Docks** ist die sechste Folge der zweiten Staffel von Tote Mädchen lügen nicht.

## Kurzinhalt

Zach sitzt im Zeugenstand und verrät, dass er und Hannah den Sommer vor ihrem Selbstmord eine Beziehung hatten. Die beiden verloren gemeinsam ihre Jungfräulichkeit und verbrachten einige glückliche Wochen - bis die Schule wieder anfing und Zach die Beziehung vor Bryce und Co. geheimhalten wolle. Hannah beendete die Sache schließlich. Clay reagiert wütend auf das Geständnis und kann nicht glauben, dass Zach die Wahrheit sagt. Justin kommt zur Schule, um mit Jess zu sprechen, doch sie lässt ihn abblitzen. Als er Bryce sieht, verliert er das Bewusstsein. Jemand bricht bei Clay ein und seine Eltern erfahren, dass Justin bei ihnen wohnt.
The First Gods

**The First Gods** are a class of being whose physical makeup is, and takes up, the only physical space that exist. Hence, The First Gods are universes, and all that dwell on the Cyber are subjects of the First Gods, as they are of the First Gods, as they exist in a physical space which is defined by a First God.

This is a very complex way of saying that First Gods both make up and are boundaries of existence.

*The Cyber* refers to the conjoined space of Funwaa and Gumwaa, the two First Gods who rule over everything.

The two Gods sharing existence, however, was not happening, and after the spontaneous creation of the Gods, and the Cyber by extension, existance was plunged into the Funwaa-Gumwaa war, a universal conflict that would decide which of the first Gods would rule the Cyber, and who would be cast aside. Funwaa eventually won.

## Notable First Gods

* Funwaa
* Gumwaa (exiled)
Weed Sis

Weed Sis is a character in the Weed Bro Canon. She is one of the rarest characters in the canon, only appearing in one panel of one comic. She is Tina's sister.

## Physical Appearance

Tina is physically identical to Tina, with the only difference is her hair color being a reddish brown instead of gold. This makes it appear as so as they are identical twins, with one of them using hair dye. Her eyes are also red, implying that she smokes marijuana.

## Relationships

Weed Sis was confirmed to have a boyfriend. Unlike all the romantic chaos that goes on in Weed Bro's world, their relationship seems rather stable and healthy, as he gave Weed Sis a tablet as a gift. She also seems to be in good standings with her sister, as they casually talked face-to-face.

## Trivia

* Unlike nearly every other character in the canon, Weed Sis uses fully correct English (Though that may be due to the fact that she only has one line).

* Her real name is unknown, though it is likely either Bess, Peneplope, or Shioban.
* Her arms are longer than her body.
Sarcastic Chandler

Official portrait of Sarcastic Chandler

Bootleg Chandler

Dollar-store Chandler

Super Ultra Legend

Your mom’s best friend

**Chandler Muriel Bing**, better known as **Sarcastic Chandler**, is a comedy legend living somewhere on the Cyber. He frequently visits 9Gag, as well as the areas of Instagram and Facebook that have managed to resist Normie invasion, where he spreads Dankness. Sarcastic Chandler is also one of the sages of the Church of the Dank. It is well known by everyone (except for the losers spreading toxic **HATE SPEECH** on r/ComedyCemetery) that Sarcastic Chandler will only ever make a joke funnier if he is added to an already existing image.

## Early Life

Sarcastic Chandler was born in Las Vegas to a dysfunctional couple; his mother is an erotica novelist and his father is homosexual. When he was nine years old, his parents divorced each other on Thanksgiving Day. This is why he does not celebrate Thanksgiving. Because of the divorce, Sarcastic Chandler began smoking at nine years old, leading to a lifelong crippling addiction. He went to an all-boys high school and eventually moved to New York City, where he starred in the popular sitcom *Friends* from 1994 to 2004.

During his time on the sitcom, he lived with several friends; first with his buddy Joey and then with his future wife Monica. He worked as an IT procurement manager before quitting for a short while and eventually returning. It is stated in the sitcom that Sarcastic Chandler's passive nature prevents him from asserting himself and leaving a situation that he does not feel comfortable in.

After the ending of the show *Friends*, Sarcastic Chandler turned to comedy. He is currently in the business of creating and telling hilarious jokes to the people of The Cyber. It appears that Sarcastic Chandler completely scrapped his old life to seek a life of comedy, as he is never seen with his wife or any of his old friends.

## Cancer Tragedy

On May 24th, 2017, Sarcastic Chandler was sadly diagnosed with cancer, causing his face to turn yellow and his eyes to tear up to the point where he can no longer open them. It seemed he would never recover from the incident, however, sometime within a week of May 27, 2017, the yellow on his face seemed to dissapear, but it left his face permanently scarred.
The Police

They lay down the law of the land

The **Police**, known as the **Indian Police Service**(Bhāratīya Pulis Sevā) are the law of the land of Cybernetic India. They lay down the law, and keep the region stable. They often are an antagonist to Weed Bro and other marijuana bros as marijuana is illegal in India(and one can serve up to six months in prison for usage).

In Cybernetic India, they are often inept, clueless, and prone to clever trolling. In June 2017, there have been a recent increase in home invasions, which has not alarmed the police.
Webzone

**Webzones** are subdivisions of the Cyber. They are not necessarily demarcated by any physical characteristics of the world; they are usually defined by culture or politics. How the Cyber should be properly divided into them is disputed. A webzone can itself be a subdivision of a webzone; for example, 9Gag, a webzone, is a subdivision of the normie world, another webzone.
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Bro

"*Ecce Retardant*"

— /r/ComedyCemetery specialist /u/UNSC\_Luke\_1021

*Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Bro*, also referred to as simply *FAS Bro*, is a newly sighted character in the WB universe. It was first sighted on 4/24/17 by reddit user /u/odspot. Not much is known about Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Bro, and it is unknown if he is high or not.

He gets his name from his physical appearance of being a victim of fetal alcohol syndrome. He shares certain traits, such as small eyes, a short nose, a weak chin and a small head, with real-life victims of fetal alcohol syndrome. It is also speculated that usage of medical marijuana helps ease the more active symptoms of FAS.

FAS Bro has disconnected and deactivated all of his social media, Moved from India and started a new life on the Himalayan area. Although his ways to avoid social media were radical and extreme, carrier pidgeons, to his avail, found him just to later reveal friends that care about him have tagged him in a meme. The meme and the platform that is hosted on are both unkwown but it's possible that the platform allows the delivery of carrier pidgeons as a way of notification.
Ten Times Weed Bro Predicted the Future

1) In a lost episode of the Weed Bro television show, Weed Bro ran for mayor of Blaze-it Town, where one of his campaign initiatives was to legalize jet fuel so as to allow the more efficient melting of steel beams. Shortly afterwards, Honorable Chairman Bernie Sanders announced a similar goal.

2) Other stuff also happened.
Weed Dad(Lore)

Weed Bro's future

**Weed Dad** is a comic in the lore that takes place in Weed Bro's future. Possibly the son of Tina is left under the care of Weed Bro, who now wears a green shirt. He also still smokes weed. He teaches his son several lessons, and has seemingly become a good father and an upstanding member of society. It is because of this that this future is unlikely.
The Gay Study

The most important study ever created is the gay study which kicked off the LGBT community. This was discovered by Isaac Newton, which is probably his most important discovery. It was discovered in one of first million years of the Cyber. It is widely disputed if Isaac Newton or Funwaa made the gay study, but it is also widely accepted that this was the first achievement not accomplished by Funwaa.
Tommy Max

Tommy Max in 2018

**Thomas "Tommy" Max** is a person who lives on the Cyber, and who briefly served as an antagonist to Sarcastic Bro during The Roast of Tommy Max. He is a known racist, assuming Abdul was a terrorist simply because of his name (however, he actually is a terrorist). Max, however, was then accused of being a dog, due to his name, which he vehemently denied. Tommy, like the Teacher, has been a recipient of the extreme SAVAGE trolling of Sarcastic Bro, as both have been compelled to burst into tears by him. Later he supposedly died, But he employed a doppelganger, And survived. Tommy Max would go on to swim across the entire Atlantic ocean, Only stopping at Flores island where the local community turned him into a furry. Thomas completed his crossing at 23 June 2018.

It has been theorised that a grown up Tommy Max became Tina's husband after she broke up with Weed Bro, and was employed as one of his executives at World Bank, although this theory remains very controversial and is not accepted by the majority of scholars.

1. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyNecrophilia/comments/6flwhq/little\_prick\_gets\_owned/
2. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemeteryLore/comments/8t8xks/tommy\_max\_has\_made\_a\_new\_appearance\_in\_the\_lore/
3. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyNecrophilia/comments/8j2v9e/ever\_since\_the\_conversation\_with\_sarcastic\_bro/
Teacher's daughter

**Teacher's daughter** is the unseen daughter of Teacher. She was born on or before 6 June 2017.

At one point, Teacher asked Weed Bro what she should do to stop her daughter from crying. Weed Bro answered that she should make her sit in class, Which would make her automatically sleep.

She's known to be female, Since Weed bro reffered to her as a "She".

1. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/6fmxl3/weed\_bro\_offers\_parenting\_advice\_to\_the\_teacher/
Sarcastic Bro's Father

Sarcastic Bro's Father

**Sarcastic Bro's Father** is the husband of Sarcastic Bro's mother and the father of Sarcastic Bro. He appears only in one comic, Where he asks Sarcastic bro what he does. Sarcastic Bro answers that he does business, To which his father asks what kind of business. Sarcastic Bro answered that it was none of his business (Although it actually a diet pill manufacturer)

## Career

Sarcastic Bro's Father has become a world tic-tac-toe champion, Even beating tic-tac-toe grandmaster Teacher.

He started the game with a Nero opening, Placing the X in the bottom left (centre opening is banned in competitive.) Teacher responded with placing the O in top right, The so-called "Carolingian defense". Sarcastic Bro's father then placed an X in the bottom right, Turning it into a Polish Game, And threatening to win the game by connecting his 2 X's in the bottom. Teacher committed a blunder by failing to see the danger, And instead placed an O at the top. Sarcastic Bro's father then proceeded to win the game by connecting his X's. This defeat turned Sarcastic Bro's father into the undisputed world tic-tac-toe champion, And it caused teacher to RESIGN tic-tac-toe forever.
Weed Dude's ex-girlfriend

The nameless girlfriend of Weed Dude

**Weed Dude's Ex-Girlfriend** is the nameless Ex-girlfriend of Weed Dude(duh). By Cybernetic Indian standards, she is relatively attractive, despite her stick figure body, and the fact that her hair was stolen from google images. Weed Dude cheats on her. Later on, in another comic. she is revealed to have left Weed Dude in favour of one of the High Bros, Presumably due to his lame trolling.
Wholesome Bro

## The Emergence

Sarcastic Bro, is, at his very core, about two things: *Sarcasm* and ***ROASTING.*** Recently, however, events such as his generous 3 RS donation to his local Ice Cream Cone Waiter have prompted many to claim Sarcastic Bro is embracing wholesomeness over ***SAVAGE ROASTING***savage This wholesomeness, some claim, is causing Sarcastic Bro to lose part of his identity.

## A new Bro

Some meme anarhyalisrsts say Sarcastic Bro and the Bro who donated 3 Rs are seperate entities, despite their identical appearance. This raises questions over his family and relationships, but these questions must wait until further developments appear.
The Troll

See this? This is what epic look like.

The Troll is one of the seven sages of the Church of the Dank. Formed from the essence of trolling and dankness themselves, the Troll made his debut in Rage Comics. The Troll is purported to have died around 2015, possibly from having become a dead meme, however sightings persist and many meme researchers believe the Troll is likely still alive. The Troll was affiliated with Channel 4 at the time of his debut, but increasing evidence suggests the Troll may actually been active long before this. In either case, most scholars believe that he has since defected and lives in other webzones.

## References

1. ↑ http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/trollface-coolface-problem
Carrot Ring

Weed Bro gives Tina the Carrot Ring

A **Carrot Ring**, Also known as a **Carat Ring** is a ring that Weed Bro bought for Tina while they had a relationship. This event likely took place around Early May 2017.

## Meaning

While this may be funny to some, *this* is what contributed to the breakdown of Weed Bro's and Tina's relationship.

After years of emotional abuse, mainly neglect, Tina had decided to give Weed Bro one last chance, knowing as how their anniversary was coming up, Tina was expecting something that would show her that Weed Bro truly cares about her and that he is taking things seriously.

What she got was a joke, a joke, just like her relationship. This was the straw that broke the camel's back, the blow that finally broke her heart.

On 23 May, Weed Bro broke up with Tina.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/6fndbc/he\_spelled\_carrot\_wrong\_i\_can\_see\_how\_she\_got/dik21qn/
System32

**System32** is an infamous virus known to infect Windows computers. The earliest confirmed sightings of System32 are from the Windows 2000 era, though the virus and/or its predecessors might be older. Although computer health specialists have been warning of the infection since at least the early 2000s, its existence and henceforth its danger did not enter into the popular conscious until in late 2006, when Channel 4 began dispatching medical experts across the internet to warn of the virus' danger.

Unfortunately, System32 is able to install a defense mechanism against deletion immediately after infects a computer, making treatment considerably difficult. Thankfully, Channel 4 users were able to devise counter-measures capable of bypassing even the most advanced defense systems System32 is capable of programming.
Jamema bin Laden's Boyfriend

**Jamema bin Laden's Boyfriend** is the boyfriend of Jamema bin Laden.

He has not been seen, And is only mentioned in one comic, Where The WTF Guy guy asks Jamema to like his DP - To which Jamema replies that she has a boyfriend. The WTF guy responds by inviting Jamema to tell her boyfriend to also like it.

There are no other known appearances or mentions of Jamema's Boyfriend.
Weed Bro's Mother

Weed Bro's Mother shortly after a husband-induced rage.

Sarcastic Bro (son)

Sarcastic Auntie (sister-in-law)

Sarcastic Grandma (mother-in-law)

**Weed Bro's Mother** is the unnamed, seldom-seen mother of Weed Bro. She is extremely physically and emotionally abusive, and once beat her husband for thirty minutes straight for having romantic relationships prior to having met her. Weed Bro does not seem to take issue with this behavior. Her favored weapon is the flip flop.

In a later comic she is revealed to have been one of Sarcastic Bro's teacher. It is presumed she resigned.

Her violent tendencies are only matched by her tremendous throwing ability. The weight of the average sandal is just a little over one pound, or 16 ounces. The weight of a baseball is 5.25 ounces. By throwing the sandal at 120 km/h. In comparison, the world's fastest car, the Hennessey Venom GT can travel at 435.31 km/h. The average car travels at 65 miles per hour, or 104 km/h. The fastest baseball pitch is 169.14 km/h, thrown by Aroldis Chapman. The average pitching speed for professional MLB pitchers is 148.06 km/h. The average person can pitch at 96.5 km/h. Therefore, if a baseball weighs three times as less as the sandal, she could theoretically pitch a baseball three times faster. This would be 360 km/h, which would mean a pitch from Weed Bro's Mother would travel three times faster than the average car, and nearly as fast as the fastest car ever manufactured.

## Feigned Innocence

Weed Bro's Mother has likely let her son play too much GTA.
Weed Bro's Mother is likely innocent when it comes to sexual innuendos, as seen from a tweet from her complaining about 'yogurt' constantly spilling over Weed Bro's pants, with the implication that the yogurt is likely semen. However it has been realized that her Innocence was just a cover for her Illuminati activities, revealed after Weed Bro broke the fourth wall and told us about her being in the Illuminati

## Illuminati Membership

    It would appear as though Weed Bro's mother is part of an even deeper conspiracy than previously thought. This is seen when Weed Bro has seemingly lost his laptop. His mother tells him to look at the table multiple times and its suddenly there, despite having not been there only seconds earlier. Weed Bro deduces that his mother must be a member of the elusive iluminati. The reasoning for her joining the group and her intentions now have yet to be seen.

## Clothing

According to Weed Bro, his mother buys him ill-fitting clothing. Given her abusive nature, it is likely that this is deliberate and intended to humiliate the bro.
Weed Bro's Left Hand

Weed Bro's Left Hand is a part of Weed Bro's body. After he died it crawled away and became president of Cybernetic Pakistan. Weed Bro went on record claiming that one of his hands (he did not specify which) "kills more than 500 Million almost every day", possibly in reference to his left hand's regime, although this statement was arguably hyperbolic.
Wikipedia

**Wikipedia** is one of the many regions of the Cyber. It is a place of knowledge, learning, information, and is home to the many scholars of the internet.
Weed Bro has massive respect for Dem Wikipedia scholars and credits it for getting him through school projects

Wikipedia was founded by Jimbo Wales in the first days of the Cyber, to create a database for the Third Dimension (and a bit of the Cyber as well, but nothing to do with the WB or the Funwaa-Gumwaa canon) and over the years, it has evolved into a storehouse of knowledge, despite onslaughts by 4Channers , incels, and edgy kids.

## History

Wikipedia was founded before the first days of the Cyber, the times when being a Normie meant not accepting Anime, cosplay, furryness and shit free from the influence of meme Masters and trolls, for an untainted medium of providing knowledge. Edited and managed by the denizens of the third dimension, all was good until some people realized that anyone could edit it and started defacing articles. Wikipedians have a tough time controlling such vandals now.

## Statistics

Before the first days of the Cyber, the most visited articles were things you need to have a high I.Q to understand (woulda been Rißß and Moßty if it existed then), but with the Advent of Anime, Netflix, Multi-million dollar money making machines masquerading as TV series, and a cringe ridden community it's now Kevin ẞpacey, ẞtranger Thingß and Young Shelßon (for low IQ fags) and Rick and Morty (Proof that scholars still do exist.).

## SPICY BOI

iFunny, 4Chan and Reddit engineered an invasion of Wikipedia to force it to rename the fire ant spicy 🔥 boi.
They even carried out an extortion racket targetting semi good Hillary Clinton
Walt

**Walt** is a person who lives on the Cyber, and is the husband of Aunty Acid . Like his wife He is known for her erratic and quirky behavior, and doesn't shy away from crass humor. He was first seen on ComedyCemetery by /u/ToasterKing1 on 07 Dec 2017. Its known that Walt and Aunty Acid has marriage problems, but he stays with her because of her THICC nature.

## Timeline Theory

   It has been theorized by many meme scholars that Aunty Acid is the parallel version of Sarcastic Auntie. If so, could Walt be a paralel version of Sarcastic Auntie’s husband? Does she have a husband? Or did Aunty Acid marry this fellow in the event she doesn’t die? These are questions that have still not been answered and likely never will be.
The most historic Weed comic ever.

History in a bottle

This comic, as /u/frivoflava29 beautifully explains:

"This is very complex humor for this sub, but I'll do my best to describe what's happening. Let me set the scene:

A man goes shopping for groceries. He often partakes in this activity while **stoned** (we can judge this based on his red eyes shown here). Due to a combination of his inebriation and lack of self awareness, it is not atypical for him to overstock on items he has no need for. This time, however, he has gone to the store for one thing and one thing only: **sex condoms.**

The man walks up to the cash register and asks the pretty cashier for a single condom. Offended, the cashier asks if he's willing to reword his statement in a gentler manner -- did I mention this meme takes place in the 1800s?

Somewhat graphically, the man unzips his pants and presents his member to the lady. This initially seems heinous before he rephrases his question: "I'd like a suit for the gentleman," he tells the cashier. The *suit* in this context refers to the aforementioned condom, and the *gentleman* is his penis. The ignoble man has no apparent respect for social norms and is severely lacking in basic courtesy.

It was a different time.

*end scene"*
Troll Science

**Troll Science**, also known as **Troll Physics**,refers to the usurping of the Laws of Physics by Master Trolls through the use of dankness. Troll Science allows Master Trolls to perform astonishing feats which conventional science would often regard as impossible, such as escaping the Friend Zone, or defying gravity by causing a cat to float above the ground by taping bread with jelly on the opposite side to its back.

In the last year of his life, Weed Bro dabbled in this art and was crucial in rediscovering and reviving many of the classical exploits of Troll Science from the First Days of the Cyber, when it had just been created by humans from the Third Dimension, and before some of the Cyber's dankest places such as 9Gag had even been discovered and settled. One of his inventions, the magnet helmet, has been adopted for military use by S.C.H.O.O.L., a terrorist organization Weed Bro is a member of.
Yaoming Mulugeta

**Yaoming Mulugeta** is the new child of Tina Mulugeta and her dead brother, Noah Mulugeta. He is also a musical.ly user.

He was born on 13 August 2018, 9 months after his/her father's death.

He is not the same person as Weed Bro's Son, Because Weed Bro's Son was alive when his father was.

1. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemeteryLore/comments/96z1vv/tina\_celebrates\_the\_birth\_of\_a\_new\_baby/
BuzzFeed

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**BuzzFeed** is a totalitarian dictatorship located on the Cyber. It is allied with Facebook, and has been accused of providing material support to NATO in the Second Cold War, although its leadership denies this.

Adam Ellis was formerly a citizen of this nation, although he renounced his citizenship and defected on January 18, 2018 for unknown reasons.
Index

Index of the Be like bro Wiki by subject

## Society and Social Sciences

### Society

#### Politics

* List of Cybernetic Nations
* Cold War II

#### Family

* Detailed outline of Cybernetic Families

## Culture and the arts

### Food

* Devil Fruit
* Bone Hurting Juice
* Coffee

## Philosophy and thinking

### Movements

* Feminazism
* Memearchy
* PC Master race
* Normism
* De wae

## Religion and Belief systems

### Funwaa and Gumwaa

* Funwaa
* Gumwaa

### Wuncel Mythology

* Cycle of the Universes
* Eustace the Destroyer

### Churches

* Church of the Dank
* Church of Cringe

## Geography and Places

* List of Cybernetic Nations
* Earth
* Gumwaa Rumwaa
* Gudmem

## Natural and physical sciences

### Physical Sciences

#### Universe

* The Cyber
* The Void
* Alternate Reality Weed Dude

## History and Events

* Timeline
* Category:Wars and Conflicts
* History of the Cyber
* Stone age
The Quips, Tricks, and Glitz of Sarcastic Auntie

The Quips, Tricks and Glitz of Sarcastic Auntie is a banned 1934 Pornographic Graphic Novel by Sarcastic Auntie. Originally devised as a criticism of both Nazism and Incest Laws in British Occupied India, the story follows a woman of refined beauty who makes her way through a Bro dominated world. It has been the target of toxic HATE SPEECH from the Nazis who use r/ComedyCemetery.The novel also features numerous unprotected graphic romance scenes between auntie and weed bro's father leading to speculations that sarcastic auntie is in fact weed bro's true mother
Xander

Xander was the former leader of S.C.H.O.O.L.. He replaced Weed Bro’s father after his death, becoming the new leader of S.C.H.O.O.L. and causing some of the most deadliest terrorist attacks they had ever committed. He was one of the most powerful warriors to ever live. However, from the time he joined, all the members were clearly racist towards his skin color, and he finally decided to resign January 20th, 2018.
Steven

Steven, the emo bad boy

Steven is a character debuting in Yoo Bro: The Animated Series. Not much is known about Steven, other than he is most likely in high school, and is in a class with High Bro. He is extremely prone to anger, and High Bro cleverly manipulates this to steal Bobby's homework. Steven has purple hair and a stick figure body. In February 2016, he beats up Bobby for thinking Bobby called him an asshole.
Stephen

Unnamed ex-girlfriend

**Stephen** is the son of Sarcastic Auntie, and a minor character in The Quips, Tricks, and Glitz of Sarcastic Auntie. His father is unknown. Like most men in Cybernetic India, he cries very easily.

It is apparent that he often experiences psychological abuse, most likely due to his anime addiction. The abuse caused him to have severe self esteem issues breaking up with his girlfriend because he found himself not worthy. After breaking up with his girlfriend,he tells Auntie who starts comforting him but ends up epic trololoing him confirming his fears.
The American Empire

**The American Empire** is a civilization that exists on the plane of freedom, they hypothetical home-plane of God-Emperor Trump. The Empire was founded by God-Emperor Trump, and has been ruled by him since its birth. It is reported to be separated from The Cyber, as God-Emperor Trump's pure will was powerful enough to promote it to it's own plane of existence.

## Export

The American Empire's main export is freedom.

## Wars

War does not happen to the American Empire, as if a war were to break out, God-Emperor Trump would literally fire the opposing side from existence, ending the war immediately.

## Controversy

No human or cyber being has ever returned from The American Empire, no matter the power. Dozens of gods have set out to find the civilization, however none have ever come back to tell the tale. There are three reasons why this might be.

1. They are still looking for it
2. They are killed while looking for it / after finding it
3. The sense of freedom they feel there is so intoxicating they are physically unable to leave.
The Hand-Drawn Episode

**The Hand-Drawn Episode** is an episode in Weed Bro lore which is surrounded in myth. Depending on its interpretation, It may be a hint to the genealogy of Weed Bro, Or a major clue of early Cybernetic History.

## Synopsis

### Panel 1

The post starts with three Crying Emojis. (😂😂😂) - This is a common prayer to Funwaa which many ancient and modern texts are known to include.

The Father-figure proceeds to propose a deal with his son. If his son would study, He will buy him a "PS4" - This is possibly but not certainly a Playstation 4 - To which his son agrees.

### Panel 2

Exactly 180 minutes after Panel 1, The Son announces that he finished studying - To which his Father says that he lied about buying him a PS4. His Son then proceeds to say that he never finished studying.

## Controversies

### Dating

Even a rough dating of the comic can't be certainly made. There are four main theories regarding its date:

1. The "**Primitive Bro theory**" believes it to have been drawn by an Archaic Human, Which would date it to between 5'000 and 10'000 BCE.
2. The "**Etruscan Bro theory**" believes it to be a product of the Etruscan civilization, Which would date it between 500 and 400 BCE.
3. The "**Medieval Bro theory**" believes it to be dated to Medieval times, And dates it to the 14th century.
4. The "**Early** **Old Bro theory**" believes it to be a comic of Old Bro when he was younger. This would date the comic to the 1960s. This could mean that the son-figure could either be Weed Bro's Father or a brother of his.

### PS4

Wether or not the "PS4" refers to a Playstation 4 is also a subject of debate. If the comic dates to Pre-2013, Then the mention of a Playstation 4 is cause for confusion. That means it would refer to something else, But what a PS4 could be in that case is something that confuses even Weed Bro experts.
United States of B

The **United States of B** (or USB for short) is a country bordering Cybernetic America. It was a former domain of the British empire and it has an average amount of people per capita. I'm using dead memes to substitute making a good lead.

## Geography

For most of the time, The Location of the USB was unknown. It was not until Sir S. Chandler eloquently explained that the States were located to the north of Cybernetic America.

## Etymology

The United states of B was the second colony established by the British empire. The First Colony was named the USA, This one USB and Third Colony was named USC. It has informally been known as **Canada**, But due to a sizable Belarusian minority, It has also been referred to as **Belarus**.

## Culture

Belarusians tends to try and throw their poop in the toilet from the shower instead of just walking to the toilet like a normal person.
The Void

**The Void,** Also known as **The Shadow Realm** is an infinite universe of nothingness that exists in a small tear in The Cyber. Discovered by Funwaa itself, the Void is used as prison for the Cyber's most nefarious habitats. The Void was utilized frequently in the First Days of the Cyber, however has been since forgotten about as the most volatile beings were already cast there during the first days of the cyber.

Thought inescapable, Ajit Pai clawed his way out in May 2012. It is not known if others have made it illegally out in addition.

## Notable Inhabitants

Ajit Pai (escaped)

Adolf Eichmann (released)

Gumwaa

The Brazen Bull

Robbie Rotten

Weed Bro
Ugandan Knuckles

Ugandan Knuckles are the creatures that inhabit the land known as Cybernetic Uganda. They are known for their supa fighta abilities and their projectile spitting abilitie. In fact, they are all followers of Funwaa, the first in the entire history of the Cyber actually. Ugandan Knuckles also helped in the Funwaa-Gumwaa war as ground troops, which fought against the Sonic troops that worked for Gumwaa. Since the war, they have been trying to spread the message of Funwaa through de wae.

The skin of the Ugandan Knuckles species are worth lots in places in the Cyber like Facebook and 9Gag and many normies hunt for them, making them an endangered species. In Reddit and Cybernetic India it is illegal to sell Ugandan Knuckles skins.
Weed Dude's father

Has no chill.

**Weed Dude's father**, also known as **Mr.DadDude**, is the father of Weed Dude. His beard is grey and he wears glasses. He is shown to be very strict and aggressive as he disowns and attacks his son with a rifle after he failed an exam.

## Fatherhood

The first known appearance of Mr.DadDude is in a comic depicting Weed Dude's childhood. Younger Mr.DadDude in a black suit asks his wife, Weed Dude's mother, why are broken condoms on his couch. The red-haired wife of Mr.DadDude is confused at first, but then she notices young Weed Dude and his two siblings sitting on the couch. Mrs.MomDudette, realizing her husband called their children broken condoms, starts crying and requests of Mr.DadDude to call their three children by their proper names.

In his second appearance many years later, as his son has grown up and he dyed his beard (a common practice in India), Weed Dude is apparently attending an exam soon, possibly already had done it and is awaiting the results. The comic starts with Mr.DadDude threatening Weed Dude by disowning him if he fails said exam. Weed Dude, confident in his knowledge, tells his dad to not be worried.

After the results, Mr.DadDude impatiently requests them of his son, who presumably already knew. Weed Dude carelessly shrugs, responding to Mr.DadDude's previous threat by declaring himself no longer his son. Mr.DadDude is enraged and he raises his rifle, MP5, calling Weed Dude a bastard.

In his third appearance, we meet an older Weed Dude talking with Mr.DadDude. Mr.DadDude encourages Weed Dude to study, so he may become successful, rich and relax when he's older. Weed Dude questions Mr.DadDude's judgement, insolently talking back to him. He says he need not study to relax, for he relaxes when he does not study.

In his fourth appearance we witness the extremely savage side of Mr.DadDude's personality, which has earned him comparisons to the fabled Weed Bro who is known for being savage to the people around him. Mr.DadDude asks Weed Dude a fairly innocent-sounding question about pornographic actress Mia khalifa, leading him on - "Son, is mia khalifa [sic] a bike?" The initial reaction by his son is one of confusion, and he questions the judgement of his savage father. Then Mr.DadDude delivers the punchline, "then why everyone likes to ride her?"[sic: English is obviously not the first language of Weed Dude's family], bemusing his son. His son truly got his comeuppance after trying to disown his father in the second example.
SPICY BOIS

H O T T

SPICY BOIS are super intelligent, genetically engineered fire ants created by the Meme Masters for use in an ongoing attempt for domination of the Cyber and the world. The sting of the SPICY BOI is many times more painful than that of a regular fire ant, and can be lethal given a large enough quantity of them.

Genetically modified animals for use in warfare are strictly banned according to Cyber-wide law. There have been multiple arrests for this, however no cage can hold a true ***~Meme Master~*** and the parties responsible are still at large.

Due to an incident in southern Africa in early 2017, several hundred specimens escaped, as they have reproduced and spread they can now be found in the wild around the area, including The CONGO. Although stings are painful, individual BOIS do not pose a serious threat, but large groups of them must either be avoided or exterminated carefully.
The Ghost

The Ghost in her normal form

**The Ghost**is someone who haunted Weed Bro at a time he had Anudeispedia and was hallucinating. When Weed Bro asked if she was his girlfriend she replied that she already had a boyfriend. It is likely the girl who commit suicide from the "One... Million" trick. She was roomates with Weed Bro and lived in the house with him until Weed Bro's death

## Who's ghost is it?

It's unknown who the ghost is, but it can't be anyone who was under the influence of weed since their eyes aren't red.
Teacher

"😂😂😂*R E S I G N E D*😂😂😂*"*

The teacher, shortly before her resignation

Weed Bro's **Teacher** is a female human living in Cybernetic India, and the teacher at a school attended at some point by many of the Cyber's greatest Meme Masters, including Weed Bro, Sarcastic Bro, and Weed Dude.

## Physical appearance

Usually, Teacher is shown without her lower body. This changed on 30 May 2018, When weed bro scholar /u/koopinator2 discovered a comic where teacher was shown with her lower body.

## Biographical Information

The teacher was born somewhere in the late 1700's. She was most likely brought to the present day Cyber India during a freak time travel accident involving the importing of their jokes for meme production. She has recently had a baby. She is an atheist, though even this didn't save her from Sarcastic Bro's GODLIKE trolling. Like the other characters of the comic, Teacher speaks in broken English, which is especially strange when her profession is taken into consideration.

## On the Cyber

The teacher tends to be the main antagonist of Weed Bro and associates in the classroom setting. She often asks strange questions to her students and expects non-humorous answers in return. Despite her outward appearance, she does try to answer her students' questions to the best of her abilities. However, being over 300 years old gets to her sometimes, and she is unable to provide logical and coherent answers to questions, leaving her wide open for Weed Bro and co.'s ruthless trolling.

## Teaching Methods

Teacher's teaching methods are frowned upon in modern-day countries, and are even illegal in some countries. Because bro made a snide remark, she spanked him until he cried.

## Her 😂😂😂Resignation😂😂😂

The teacher, being from a different time, expects certain things from her students, and is often unable to handle Weed Bro's smoking and savage attitude. Upon being thoroughly roasted or receiving a savage answer to a question, she often 😂😂😂resigns😂😂😂 from her position as a teacher, leaving the school with an open job position and forcing the school board to try and find a quick replacement. However, the school appears to keep re-hiring her, to which she agrees. Why the school board would agree to hire someone so inept, thin-skinned and out of touch with fashion is beyond us here at the wiki, however this is the school that only paints their walls pink, so it's not too surprising.

## After the 😂😂😂Resignation😂😂😂

Several teachers after the original teacher attempted to teach the bros. However, much like the original teacher, they all succumb to the trolling one way or another. Here are some examples:

## Trivia

* Teacher was born on February 30th, A day that only occurred once in history. This means she will always remain at the age of zero, And thus she can avoid any health problems that come with aging.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemeteryLore/comments/8n76ff/teachers\_full\_body\_is\_revealed/