Crackkid

Crackkid also known as "veng hann" , he is male that has two arms, legs, eyes, nose, tongues, kidneys. He is average weight of 55 kg for a 13 year old. Crackkid has a pet rock that is called Pet Rock, Pet Rock is the wisest creature on this known universe.Crackkid normally ask it what should he eat it for lunch. Crackkids favourite food is beans and piss. Crackkid has been described as on crack and insane. He normally talks about kidneys. HE and other people love geography and science. He got A1 for the Geography and luckily did not get tied to the tree. In his spare time he would plant rice and butcher the raccoon that touch his rice grains

Lore:

Veng Hann earned the title Crackkid after he joined SST. With ADHD and autism, he acted like a mad man during orientation. This is when Zhe Hao, the potato man, gave him the name Crackkid. Crackkid likes broomsticks and hitting people with broomsticks. With this addiction to broomsticks, he broke 5 broomsticks and stole one from other classes. When he does not have a broomstick with him he could do a total of 4 things, observed at this point, find insects, pee in bottles, think about donkey that have toasters stuck in their kidneys and poo out rainbows, try to get back the broomsticks. He and his homies will sit around the spinning dinosaur from Toys "R" Us, Crackkid's favourite dinosaur, the donkey with big teeth and thiccccc thighs.Crackkid eats the floor to sniff the 16 naked cowboys of Ramranch and their presence to avoid detection from the government.

THe ultimate CrackHead Purge:

THis event happens when there are more than one crackkid. The crackkids will fight each other until all of them concedes defeat except one crackkid.

Merry Crackstmas

Crackstmas is where the homies will see cocaine fly down from the sky. A festive event where all crackheads will come together to gift each other cool drugs and alcohol painted in pink, the colour of the mighty Lee Jia You. The people of the town Crackonham would bring their Crackkids out of the dungeon to see the snow and share meth with the family. The family would drink their funny juice together in a PP-like formation. Crackkids and the homies would sit around the sexy donkey and absorb the essence of the Kai Heng. On the midnight of Crackstmas, a Crackkid with a beard would break down your house and sniff your cocaine with his big fat juicy mouth. After his visit, you would find your house stanky, this is because he took a big fat poo poo pee pee in your toilet. His pee pee poo poo contains an explosive substance that will combust on the slightest disturbance. THis means your house would be gone at this point. But if your house does not burn in flames (which is a 2.34%), you would see a reindeer with big muscular human arms. If you say that it is juicy, the reindeer would say the following : " You are juicy too. Come with me to the van for some candy"

After the reindeer said the following, a black van would manifest and the person would be sucked into the van. They will be transferred to a cotton field to what seems to be in the town of vietnam.

Location related to Crackkid:

1. town of Crackonham
2. The cotton field of cocaine
3. The sean burial ground
4. The Keith Cucumber point
5. The Darrelling dungeon
6. The Crack munchy tasty

**Town of Crackonham**

The town of Crackonham is located on the coast of the cosmic pufferfish. The town is filled with humanoid creatures called the Crackonham. In the town, houses are built of nokia phones making them indestructable. There are parks, toilets, laptop chargers and spiders but with huamn arms instead of legs scattered around the town. If one were to litter in the town, the ground would open up below them and the almighty Keth but with small cucumber would appear and punish them with five hundred years of peeing in an Amazon wearhouse. The people of Crackonham uses makeshift weapons when provoked, some Crackonham would use their tongue to rip off your balls. This process is incredibly exhilarating. THe town of Crackonhams sky is purple and you see a blurly image of a bootleg KFC restaurant everytime we look into the sky. There are scammers that will ask you to sell your soul (your 2 rambutan and cucumber) for a Cocomelon DVD. If you accept the offer, you would smell strawberry yogurt coming from your pelvis area and your 'soul' would disappear.

The Crackonhams enjoy eating beans. When consumed over 69420kg of beans, a Crackonham would gain the power of direhea and blasts his ultimate attack on intruders. Beans in the town of Crackonham grows on a bush also known as ligmamius balliusy. This bush is toxic to ordinary humans and would cause their skin to turn to the colour of freshly baked Cat and Dog soup and their balls to combust into cocaine. The human would later run naked like a mad man with their cucumber spinning around like a helicopter. THis bush is found growing in the house of Mr dickus macdonalods that is also living in the town of Crackonham. Mr dickus macdonalods is a level 100 crook boss and owns a drug establishment called doggyjollyintummy. In this establishment, you see dancing baboons twerking at you when you enter. When you take sit to order what you want to eat, floating kidney would pass you the menu. THe menu contains these foods: Dog soup, Dog soup but with cocaine, Dog soup but dry, Dog soup but no soup, just Dog, Just Dog with Cocaine, Dog but steamed, Dog but seasoned with onions, Dog but human and Fried Hot **Dog.** If when were to tell the police of this establishment, the police will pull out a machine gun and shoot banana at you until you start rapping Dr Suess. However, the police will pull out a gun and still kill you

The entrance to the town of Crackonham is difficult to access. You must speedrun seanyuen simulator and then speak to Crackkid that you are obese and skinny. Once you said it, a giant snake with legs and forty tongues would swallow you. In the snake, you would start to see mr Aurelius Yeo in eyes and a door with the words "I like it when my dog is served on a plate with garlic and ginger" would appear. Once you enter the door, you would be transported to the town of Crackonham.

The train station is the exit from Crackonham. TO get to the train station, you must cross the river of Darrell. The river of Darrell contain aquatic fishes with big juicy thicc feet that will bite if you try to cross the river. Once cross the river, you need to go to the train station and buy a ticket from ticket selling Crackkid after that you are able to get on the train out of the town of Crackonham. However, if you do not have a ticket and board the train, you would be send to Ohio.