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Road-Walker

Road-Walker is a Caravan Merchant

## Biography

### Early Life

Road-Walker was born during the fall of 2262 to the Red-Sun tribe. He would be given the name of "Day-Sleeper" for his nocturnal habits. At the age 8, Road-Walker and the other children and women flee from the Red-Sun camp of "Sanyon" after word of Caesar's Legion being spotted within the San Jaun River region. His mother dies from a raider attack when he was 16. He leaves the remnants of his tribe behind starts to travel the roads and trials of Arizona, he presumably changes his name to Road-Walker during this time. He founds the Red-Sun Trading Caravan in Kayenta on March 3rd, 2285.

### Travels

From Kayenta he travels to Albu Kerky with another caravan group. From here it gets spotty, Road-Walker states that he has traveled between Two-Sun and Phoenix many times and that he has been to Roma Novus (Flagstaff) twice. In 2286, he traveled to the N.C.R, controlled New Vegas stating that he only entered the slums and never stepped foot onto the Strip.

On December 13th, 2299 Road-Walker begins a run from Phoenix to Roma Novus. On the outskirts of Wickenburg, a band of raiders attack his campsite. Road-Walker dies on the asphalt of Route 93.

## Interactions

He serves as the Players introductory character for Heart of Legion giving them the plot and goal for their journey.

Inventory
Leather Walker
32 Caps

## Notes

* Road-Walker narrates the prologue into Heart of Legion.
* Before the Player runs from the Campsite it is best to loot his body to acquire early caps and a weapon.
The Fartimian Generator

**The Fartimian Generator** is a power source in Saseysya, powered by farts, Twinkie scraps, and fairy dust. It was created on July 9th 1978 by Saseysian-German nuclear engineer Erich Fartimine. **The Fartimian Generator** is a key element of the Saseysian electricity market, providing over 75% of Saseysians with power.
Hringle Ringle

Hringle Ringle was the court jester of Lord Sasey and is responsible for keeping him entertained. One morning, Hringle's wife: Mingle and two kids: Jingle and Bingle were found dead. This was likely ordered by Lord Sasey, as he was jealous that Hringle was spending so much time with his family instead of him.

AKA: Dark Hringle
Górnik Łęczna

polski klub piłkarski (jednosekcyjny) z siedzibą w Łęcznej, założony 20 września 1979, jako sekcja piłki nożnej GKS Górnik Łęczna. 1 stycznia 2007 nastąpiło wydzielenie męskiej sekcji piłkarskiej z wielosekcyjnego GKS Górnik Łęczna i utworzenie spółki akcyjnej (Górnika Łęczna S.A.). Pod szyldem stowarzyszenia GKS Górnik Łęczna występuje nadal sekcja piłki nożnej kobiet. 18 lutego 2011 nazwa klubu została zmieniona na Górniczy Klub Sportowy Bogdanka S.A. 23 lipca 2013 nastąpił powrót do szyldu "Górnik"
Characters

List of all characters in Fallout: Heart of Legion

## Major Characters

Characters that play a large role in the story of Heart of Legion.

 Elder Jameson
 Remus Fabian
 Taylor Kimball
 Tiberio Fredonian

## Minor Characters

Characters that play a small role in the story of Heart of Legion.

## Miscellaneous Characters

Characters that have no role in the story of Heart of Legion.
Pogoń Szczecin

Najpopularniejszy klub sportowy w Szczecinie został założony 21 kwietnia 1948 roku pod nazwą Klub Sportowy Sztorm. Pierwszymi sekcjami były sekcje piłki nożnej i boksu. Drużynę piłkarzy zgłoszono do rozgrywek C-klasy, organizowanych przez Zachodniopomorski Okręgowy Związek Piłki Nożnej. Sztorm był objęty patronatem szczecińskich transportowców.

W marcu 1949 roku kluby związkowe w Szczecinie (KS Sztorm, KS Cukrownik, KS Drukarz, Pocztowy KS) zostały połączone w jeden. Nowy klub, KS Związkowiec, w 1949 roku przystąpił do rozgrywek A-klasy, w miejsce Pocztowego KS. W listopadzie 1950 roku w związku z machinacjami finansowymi rozwiązano Związkowca, a jego miejsce w lidze zajął, powstały przy Zarządzie Portu Szczecin, Klub Sportowy Kolejarz Szczecin (określany także, w okresie przymusowych zrzeszeń sportowych, jako Kolejarz Zarządu Portu – stąd pochodzi określenie *Portowcy*). W 1950 i 1951 roku zespół brał udział w ogólnopolskim Pucharze Polski dochodząc do 1/16 finału. W 1951 roku drużyna wygrała rozgrywki A-klasy, ale baraży o II ligę nie przeszła z uwagi na grę nieuprawnionego zawodnika. W 1953 r., po reorganizacji rozgrywek, utworzono Ligę Międzywojewódzką, obejmującą województwa szczecińskie, zielonogórskie i poznańskie. Z tego pierwszego desygnowano do gry kluby: Kolejarz Szczecin, Gwardia Szczecin oraz Kolejarz Goleniów.

Jesienią 1955 roku Kolejarz zmienił nazwę na Klub Sportowy Pogoń, nawiązując (również barwami) do tradycji Pogoni Lwów. W 1957 roku pod wodzą Floriana Krygiera zespół został wicemistrzem Ligi Międzywojewódzkiej i w turnieju barażowym o II ligę (Flota Gdynia, Warta Gorzów, Kujawiak Włocławek) zajął I miejsce, awansując po raz pierwszy do II ligi. Od razu, w 1958 roku Pogoń zajęła w grupie północnej I miejsce (37 punktów, stosunek bramek 54:22), co dało historyczny awans do I ligi. Zespół przez cały sezon nie przegrał żadnego ze spotkań i wyczyn ten nie został nigdy powtórzony na tym poziomie rozgrywek.
KingBT

**KingBT**, also known as **BT**, is a contestant on *Survivor: Okavango*.

BT had a fiery start to the season, visiting The Sanctuary alongside Celeste and crafting an unnecessarily-complicated lie about the events that occurred while he was there. However, his lie was caught immediately on both sides, and when the following Sanctuary visit allowed for the visiting Saint to take away the vote of one of the Sinners, BT was chosen. Upon attending tribal council again, BT was not only thrown out of the majority but later targeted after Flower leaked his absence of a vote to her alliance in an attempt to gain more power with her alliance. BT was later blindsided following this unfortunate series of events.

## Profile

**Name and Age:** BT (20)

**Tribe Designation:** Ngami

**Current Residence:** Sydney, Australia

**Personal Claim to Fame:** I was once 3rd on the ladder for the 1v1 tier on Pokemon Showdown

**Three Words to Describe You:** Athletic, intelligent, unique

**Pet Peeves:** When buses come late, wanting to pick up more hobbies but not having the time, and post-workout muscle soreness (DOMS)

**Survivor Contestant You Are Most Like:** There ain't any player quite like me, but if I had to make some comparisons, I've definitely got some similarities to Tony Vlachos, in the sense that I love big moves and if I was on the real island I'd probably be the guy sprinting everywhere looking for idols LOL. I also relate to Davie Rickenbacker, cause I play hard and I'm willing to take risks for my allies, even if I'm playing from the bottom. Also he's a fellow black guy who's a bit nerdy, which is cool. Finally, I relate to Carson Garrett a lot, mostly due to his obvious love and passion for the game, which is something I've always held respect for.

**Why did you come on Survivor?** Because I love Survivor! I've been a huge fan ever since I was 13 years old, and getting to play the game is always a great privilege!

**Why do you think you'll become the Sole Survivor?** I KNOW I'll be the Sole Survivor because I'm a huge fan of the game. I've studied the game more than a PhD student taking their final exam! If I'm a Saint, I'll be revered as a hero. If I'm a Sinner, get ready for a whole lotta sinning. Regardless, I'm gonna play my hardest and showcase what Survivor excellence looks like!

**Anything else we should know about you?** You're talking to the winner of this season ;)

## Survivor: Okavango

### Voting History

 1 | Noah

**^1** In "A Girl Never Kisses And Tells", BT was voted by his tribe to attend The Sanctuary. He was exempt from tribal council as a result.
**^2** In "I'm Your Enemy", BT lost his vote because he was given the Curse of Nyambi by Taylor at The Sanctuary. Also, Flower used her Extra Vote advantage, allowing her to vote twice. She used both of her votes against BT.
## Trivia

* The two people who voted with BT at his elimination (Kat and Sean) became the eventual Final Two of the season.
Sasey Saber

The Sasey Saber was a photon sword designed by commander of the Saseysian Royal Guard Gunnir Qwair it was created as the personal weapon for Lord Sasey lll.

The blade was never brought out of prototype phase for the reason of the rediscovery of the sword of Saseysya. After it was discovered the Sasey Saber was discontinued and the only working versions of it is used by Gunnir Qwair and Sqwair Mann
Gomera

**Gomera** is one of the starting tribes from *Survivor: Canary Islands*. Their tribe color is orange.

Starting out without a single challenge loss, Gomera was an incredibly socially- and physically-competent tribe in such a way that scared even themselves. At the swap, most of the tribe's original members switched to Hermigua, and this tribe gained almost the entire original Sauzal Tribe. The new Sauzal members proved to be cataclysmic for the tribe's success, as they went on a losing streak which caused a lot of chaos and uncertainty on the tribe. The chaos pummeled its way through the post-mutiny phase of the game, as two consecutive revotes and an idol steal shook up the tribe in an irreversible way come the merge.

## Trivia

* Gomera is the first tribe to lose a member without them being voted out.
* Gomera currently holds the record for most affiliated members, with 16 people having been a member of this tribe at some point.
* Chroma used to frequently mistake this tribe to be red.
Saseysya Wiki

**Welcome to the Saseysya Wiki!**

Welcome to the wiki for all things Sasey!

We're a collaborative community website that is dedicated to documenting the life of Sasey and his people! Sasey Bertram Bartholomew Jameson I in 1869 founded the beautiful country of Saseysya! We're here to spread the word and show the world about all of the great things that happen here!

\*Rules of this wiki
Erich Fartimine

Erich Fartimine (formerly Erich Fuchs) was a Saseysian-German nuclear engineer and scientist who built the Fartimian Generator. Fartimine was born in Germany August 19th 1928, but fled to Saseysya in 1943 for some unknown reason. Upon entering Saseysya he was forced to change his surname as, "...it sounds like a frumpin' cuss word bub." Fartimine quickly made a splash in Saseysya, producing the T.W.I.N.K. (Thermodynamic Wee Incision Nano Knife) used in surgery to make precise cuts on patients. In 1978, Fartimine would produce one of the greatest Saseysian works; the Fartimian Generator. Fartimine died on December 2nd 1998 due to old age, a true wonder in Saseysya.
Twinkin' Riders & Co.

The Twinkin' Riders & Company, surfaced on 9/11/01.

The company was made to hop on the band wagon of the terrorist attacks on the United States.

The company originally created weapons and planes but now the main goal and focus is to melt down ores to fabricate heavy metal walls for the protection of Saseysian officials.

Sasey has stated several times that he was "just joking" about the 9/11 stuff and meant no harm towards the United States. However, 2 and a half years later he allowed Project Nantucket to begin operations and on 6/12/03, Ojaji Malone and several marines attacked the city leaving several wounded and caused multiple casualties.
MalloryCopeland

**MalloryCopeland**, also known as **Mallory**, is a contestant on *Survivor: Iskanderkul*.

Although it was her first ORG ever, Mallory's social game propelled her to the top of the Vahdat Tribe, where she assumed a power position alongside several other key players on the tribe. At her first ever tribal council, she organized a successful split vote to blindside Will, which caused other players to catch on to her threat level. Once the merge came around, Mallory got bumped down the totem pole of the tribe after being the only person left out of the merge vote. As the game progressed, Mallory's target grew, and the game became increasingly stressful for her. She got targeted several times in a row, and ultimately asked to be voted out at the Final 5 because she didn't feel comfortable going further in the place of players she felt were more deserving than her.

## Profile

**Name and Age:** Mallory, 21

**Tribe Designation:** Vahdat

**Current Residence:** Texas

**Personal Claim to Fame:** Owning the goofiest cat- Diego Connor Hamilton.

**Three Words to Describe You:** Observant, Goofy, Authentic

**Pet Peeves:** When people don't listen to me, righteous people, and spoons- they make me so uncomfortable.

**Survivor Contestant You Are Most Like:** Cassidy Clark

**Why did you come on Survivor?** After living under a rock, I want to take everyone by surprise, showing I deserve to be here.

**Why do you think you'll become the Sole Survivor?** I may be new to the Survivor world, but I believe I can win.

**Anything else we should know about you?** I'm mentally ill, but aren't we all.

## Survivor: Iskanderkul

### Voting History

**^1** In "This Is Our Only Chance", the vote ended in a 2-2-2 tie between Jess, Will, and Shane. Mallory did not change her vote in the revote.
**^2** In "Somebody Somewhere Is Lying", Drew played an immunity idol on himself, negating Mallory's vote against him. Also, the vote ended in a 2-2-0 tie between Alex and Kyleah, forcing a revote. Mallory changed her vote to Alex on the revote, eliminating him from the game.
## Trivia

* Every time Mallory received votes, one of them was from the person she voted against and another was from Shane.
Malone Zone Park

Malone Zone Park is a national landmark near the base of Mount Gominola.

It was recognized as a national landmark in the 1940s where lord Sasey first created the idea of a weapon that would later be used in the events of Thaughfelgued. It was also the starting point of the short war between the infamous Burger Dickson and Sasey ll.
Wills Manor

Wills Manor is the base of operations of House Wills. Wills Manor is built on a well of Jew-Ki energy, the second strongest in the world, second only to Fart Palace.

## Purposes

* Serves as the Grand Saseysian Archive, with thousands of Saseysian related documents
* Protects Saseysya against *mystical threats*
* Serves as the highest level institute of education for the brightest Saseysians
* Defends the knowledge of many lifetimes from any threat
* Houses ancient artifacts
Burburkle Isnaufune

Burburkle Isnaufune was a talented Saseysian pilot and explorer from 1985-2003.

Isnaufune was the pilot and operator of the Azhare-663 which was the aircraft that had launched along with the Kieplapps-12-7 battleship during Project Nantucket.

Isnaufune was killed by an explosion resulting from a malfunction in the terminal of the Azhare-663, the crash happened to allow an easy access point for Saseysian soldiers to storm Nantucket. Without this crash, it was very likely that Saseysian soldiers and Ojaji Malone would not have been able to carry out the previously devised plans.

Isnaufune was also credited in creating the Saseysian Aircraft Manual (SAM). The manual would later become very important in the development of the most powerful Saseysian aircraft known as the Amper-L4-ND.

**QUOTES:**

"Frump, are these warts?" - Unknown

"Sasey o' Sasey, save me!" - Last radio transmission before the crash

"Deedle me up boys, I'm going in." - Said before dropping off many Saseysian soldiers in Nantucket

"I'm ready for the big frumping day! Hope I can at least have a little fun." - Said before boarding the Azhare-663
Tay-Lind Jowns

> "*I will forever resist the will of Sasey. Long live the Creed of Jowns and the revolution of Forit-Nihit!*"
> ― Tay-Lind Jowns
>
>

## Introduction

Tay-Lind Jowns was the leader of an outsider group known as Forit-Nihit.

He was a sheep farmer turned revolutionary from Old Zealand, had enough of the recklessness from Sasey. This caused Tay-Lind to revolt and form the Saseysian Revival Front, A.K.A. Forit-Nihit.

## Incidents

Tay-Lind Jowns, on 4-20-1880, was in the town of Munnus when he felt an earthquake from miles away. The ground shaking was actually the power and the waves that came off of the attack known as The Thaughfelgued Disaster.

## Quotes

- "*I will no longer stand by and watch as my homeland is ruined by a false king."*

- "*People of Saseysya; be aware that your king does not like you. He wants to turn you into false shells of yourselves."*

- "*My people, we are not so called 'Saseysians', rather we are Jownsians. I am the true king of Saseysya!"*
Saseysian Security Administration (SSA)

## Introduction

The **Saseysian Security Administration (SSA)** is the national administration for the protection of all Saseysians. The organization is currently under the leadership of Teagan Jowns. The title of leadership is known as the Security Advisor (SA). The SSA is responsible for global monitoring, collection, and processing of information and data for foreign and domestic intelligence and counterintelligence purposes, specializing in a discipline known as "twisting thinking" (TWINK). The SSA is also tasked with the protection of Saseysian communication networks and information systems. The SSA relies on a variety of measures to accomplish its mission, the majority of which are hidden to the public. The SSA has roughly 69,000 employees.

## History

The SSA has served Saseysya since December 7, 1950. The organization originally served as Lord Sasey's personal protection detail, and to an extent it still does, but the SSA changed its mission on October 13, 1955, due to the rising status of Saseysya in the modern world.

The SSA has served in multiple conflicts:

* Suez Canal Crisis
* Vietnam War
* Congo Crisis
* Rhodesian Bush War
* Saseysian-Jewshoia Conflict of 1966
* Six-Day War
* Yom Kippur War
* December Blitz (The Final Battle of Saseysya)
* Mozambican Civil War
* Soviet-Afghan War
* Brasov Rebellion
* Romanian Revolution
* Jewshoian Eight-Day War
* Gulf War
* Yugoslav Wars
* Iraq War
* Kivu Conflict
* 2006 Lebanon War
* First & Second Chechen War
* Russo-Georgian War
* Gaza War
* Sinai Insurgency
* Syrian Civil War
* Mali War
* Islamic State Conflict
* Yemeni Civil War
* Russo-Ukrainian War
* Twinkie Crisis of 2022
* Jewshoian Invasion of Saseysya

## Ordnance

The SSA is supplied with the highest level of weapons technology that Saseysya possesses, along with the most advanced technology in Saseysian fields of science. The SSA has access to Jew-Ki, and the regular and national reserves of Jew Juice.

Most SSA troopers are equipped with this loadout:

* MK. V AFRO Head Protection
* Jownstech Advanced Camouflage Kit (JACK-IT)
* Rahaton Inc. Level IIIA+ Personal Protection System (RAP3+)
* Jownstech AJ2-R (8x57mm JJRC)
* Jownstech J2-PDW (6x22mm JJPC)
* Mann PBC. PM-21 (Polonium Blade)
* Jownstech JJEX-2 (Mid-Yield Jew Juice Explosive)
Thanos

Thanos is a cosmic-level super-villain originating from Marvel comics and a mutant member of the Titan Eternal subspecies with deviant traits, he is known as one of the most evil characters in the Marvel Universe and has displayed godlike abilities in numerous attempts to either conquer or destroy reality: his many evil deeds earning him the title of the "Mad Titan".

For a long time, Thanos was a nihilist who sought to court Death itself and when he gained the power of the Infinity Gauntlet he became a malevolent God who wiped out a full half of the Marvel universe and waged war with its Cosmic Abstracts.
Депо №-1

### Троллейбусное депо Главного острова №1

Депо (или же Спавн для Троллейбусов), находящийся на Главном острове. На территории депо имеется: Диспетчерская, Электро-Подстанция, Два въезда (Въезд и Выезд), предположительно Мойка.

## Территория и Спавн

На основной территории происходит отстой (или же спавн) транспорта.

Главный входВъездВыезд с ЗИУ-9Стоянка (Спавн) с тремя ЗИУ-9
## Диспетчерская в депо

Диспетчерская находится на территории депо (**Не путать с диспетчерской на Жёлтом пр.**). В Диспетчерской находится пункт выдачи инструментов, часы и доска почёта
KS Posnania

Klub został założony 8 maja 1907 roku, pod nazwą KS Normania. Swoje pierwsze mecze KS Normania grająca w biało-czerwono-niebieskich barwach, rozgrywała na ówczesnym placu Livoniusa (miejsce dzisiejszego dworca autobusowego). W 1912 roku, podczas meczu rozgrywanego pomiędzy KS Normanią a miejscową niemiecką FC Brytania doszło do incydentu. Prowadzący zawody sędzia Rhode wykluczył z gry piłkarza Normanii Mariana Srokę za to, że odzywał się po polsku. Na znak protestu cała drużyna demonstracyjnie opuściła boisko. W odpowiedzi Związek niemiecki nałożył na klub kary pieniężne, a także zdyskwalifikował kilku zawodników. Wkrótce odbyło się zebranie, na którym rozwiązano formalnie niemiecką KS Normanię (należącą do Niemieckiego Wschodniego Związku Piłkarskiego – Südostdeutscher Fussball Verband), powołując w jej miejsce polską Normanię, która wkrótce, tj. 7 stycznia 1913 przybrała nową nazwę: *Pierwszy Polski Klub Sportowy Posnania* skupiający piłkarską, polską młodzież. Klub ten, wraz z poznańską Wartą, był konkurencją niemieckich drużyn futbolowych. Ostatecznie piłkarski klub *Posnania* jest traktowany jako kontynuator klubu istniejącego od roku 1907 i to właśnie ta data jest uważana za „narodziny” poznańskiego klubu
The Beast of Clann Mann

The Beast of Clann Mann was once thought to be a fairy tale taught to children by their parents. Recently however, it was discovered that the myth was in fact real. This discovery was made by the royal bounty hunter Sqwair Mann who was attempting to find a cure for an unknown virus he had contracted (later the virus was named the Yellow Babber virus). The beast was discovered 25 kilometers off the coast of western Jewshoia.
Saseysian-Clann Mann Treaty

The Saseysian-Clann Mann Treaty is an agreement between the empire of Saseysya and Clann Mann. It was first submitted in 1901 and was signed by both parties in 1902.

## Clauses

1. The use of promium is only permitted to other member of Clann Mann and Sasey.
2. Clann Mann will assist Saseysya in any conflict/war and vice versa in the foreseeable future.
3. The eastern seaboard of Saseysya will be where the Clann Mann embassy will be built.
Clan Mann

Clann Mann is one of the five houses of Saseysya led by The Knights of the Square Table (AKA the quadrilateral of Clann Mann) Clann Mann is a major ally to Saseysya in time of war especially.

Being known as some of the greatest blacksmiths in current history makes them one of the two biggest manufacturers of weapons, the other being The Jowns House.

The leaders of Clann Mann are known as:

Miguel Mann-Leader/main Chieftan

Irma Mann-arch blacksmith of Clann Mann/also has the ability to speak to Gartinians

Sqwair Mann-Hunter of Clann Mann (runs all of the great hunts of Clann Mann)/has an alliance with Saseysya

Dundee Mann-Enforcer/fighter of Clann Mann (keeps the peace)
Burger Dickson

Burger Dickson was a large threat to the country of Saseysya. Born in the year 1945 Burger was an averagely wealthy person. He had an older brother and eventually a younger one. At a later age he met the leader of Saseysya Sasey ll.

In the year of 1965 Burger and Sasey ll got into an argument on the landmark of Malone Zone Park located at the base of Mount Gominola. The fight broke out when Sasey ll told Burger Dickson to be quiet so he could hear the sounds of nature. Burger took offense to this and started to let out a primal roar at Sasey ll and then kicked him which struck Sasey ll on the cankels knocking him down. At this point Sasey II's security team The Saviors of Sasey intervened and attempted to arrest Burger Dickson for assault and attempted murder. Burger resisted arrest and ran as far away as he could eventually reaching the shore of Saseysya and stealing a boat to leave the country.

When Burger found land, he decided to make his own kingdom to rival Sasey ll's. He then created the kingdom of Sarkov with its capital being a large containment camp for any captured Saseysians.

This conflict went on till the year 1968 when both sides had enough of the fighting between them. Both Burger and Sasey ll met in the kingdom of Saseysya to make a peace treaty between them. There has been no conflict between both countries since.

Burger Dickson has two brothers that acts a senator for him whenever he is unavailable. Their names are Matty, Are, and Alx.
Son of Gypsy

Son of Gypsy is used primarily as an insult in Saseysya. However, research being lead by Jike Wills and Ho Pelogi of House Wills may suggest that the Son of Gypsy is part of an old world prophecy. Whether or not the Son of Gypsy is the real son of Gypsy remains to be seen.

## Filius Adsincari

In the old Roman tale *Exitium Omnibus*, Tyrus is marked as "filius Adsincari" or the Son of Gypsy. Wherever Tyrus goes, he brings bad luck. When he visits a farm, the crops die. When he shakes a man's hand he is dead the next day. Tyrus runs away from his village, hoping that he will cause no more harm to the people of his village. Then Tyrus happens upon a traveling psychic named Lucia who declares, "Tyre, mortem es. Finem mundi excitabis. Filius Adsincari es. Unum optionem habes." which roughly translates to, "Tyrus, you are death. You will bring the end of the world. You are the son of Gypsy. You have only one option." She then hands him an odd knife. The story ends there, with the most likely endings being that Tyrus uses the knife to kill Lucia and everyone else in the world, or that he uses the knife to take his own life, so he could cause no harm.
The Final Battle of Saseysya

# The Final Battle of Saseysya (1971)

> "*Men. Today, the greatest day of our lives, will also be the final day of our lives.*"
>
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> ― Lord Sasey II, before bombing his "Fart Palace".
>
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From December 3, 1971 at 4:32 PM (SST) to December 17, 1971 at 5:10 AM (SST), the Kingdom of Saseysya was besieged by the Turkish Armed Forces and wiped from the face of the earth. This has come to be known as, in Saseysian culture, "Lord Sasey II's Redemption", for the famous atrocities committed on this day by the Turkish government to the Saseysian people. It is one of the greatest tragedies in human history alongside the Holocaust, 9/11, and the Bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

## Events in Order

* 12-2-71, 6:30 AM: Sasey Melon II wakes up to the last peaceful day for the rest of his life.
* 12-3-71, 3:30 PM: Turkish forces arrive at the southern edge of Saseysya at Fard Village, officially beginning the Turkish takeover. This is not marked as the beginning of the battle as the civilians originally surrendered.
* 12-3-71, 4:32 PM: Saseysian militias hurriedly take up arms against Turkish invaders, kicking off the final battle.
* 12-4-71, 9:13 AM: Saseysian militias are dispersed and are finally wiped out in Fard as the Turkish forces flank around to Obamba, Swagland, and Chun-Gal.
* 12-10-71, 3:30 AM: Turkish forces finally defeat the defensive guerillas in the Saseysian jungles surrounding Obamba and Swagland, as Chun-Gal is bombed by a tactical nuke launched by the American forces after several repeated failures to siege the city.
* 12-12-71, 11:12 PM: Saseysian general, Like Wills, is martyred at Mt. Gominola after suicide bombing an enemy FOB to save a captured Sasey Melon III prototype.
* 12-15-71, 12:00 AM: The last stand at Shartston begins.
* 12-15-71, 1:32 AM: Gelupt Jowns, Shartston militia leader, flanks around the tight corners of the Saseysian Bazaar and wipes out a squad of Turkish special forces soldiers before being gunned down by Turkish spies in his squad.
* 12-16-71, 10:11 AM: Fart Palace is bombed by heavy artillery until Lord Sasey II squirts out a spray, dispersing everyone in the vicinity of the castle.
* 12-17-71, 5:10 AM: After 14 days of nonstop fighting, Lord Sasey II and the rest of his forces "martyred" themselves by bombing the palace from the inside, closing a chapter in Saseysian history.

## Aftermath

The Turkish government and the United States government received major backlash and death threats at the news of Lord Sasey II's death and the invasion of the Saseysian island. Reparations were paid, in full, in 1996 by the Turkish government to native Saseysians. In total, over 255,000 Saseysian lives were lost to the horrible atrocities of the Turkish and United States governments.
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House Wills

"House de Wills" more commonly known as "House Wills" is one of the five clans of Saseysya. It was founded in 1977 by Jike Wills, making it the second newest of the five clans. Wills Manor serves as the headquarters of the clan, and houses the Grand Saseyian Archive.

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Jamal Hart

Founder and bassist of The Hart 'n Soul Jazz Band. Despite being the founder, he was outshone by fellow bandmate Pooty Malone. This jealousy would all come to a climax as he got in a conflict with Pooty Malone over the last Twinkie in the fridge. On July 8, 1938, Jamal shot Pooty Malone and dumped his body in an alleyway. Jamal Hart was found guilty and was sentenced to life in prison. He would only spend 8 years in prison however, as on December 18, 1946, he was killed by a fellow inmate who was an avid Pooty fan.
Forit-Nihit

Forit-Nihit was an outsider group led by Tay-Lind Jowns.

Forit-Nihit caused 5 major problems that eventually lead to the acts of Thaughfelgued.

Those problems were:

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Destruction of Saseysian factories.

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An ambush along the Turkish-Saseysian border ended with the death of 23 soldiers of the Saseysian army.

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The decapitation of a statue of Sasey.

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The stealing of Sasey's midnight snack. (Cosmic Brownie Twinkies)

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The noise they caused while Sasey was sleeping.

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Dippy

Dippy is a dipstick with murderous intent. Dippy is yellow and is accompanied with 2 googly eyes.

Dippy is also Sasey's imaginary friend. Sasey on multiple occasions has talked to Dippy and has carried out several war crimes against humanity.

Some things Dippy has done:

Taught Sasey how to create car bombs

Got away with murder (89 cases)

Created several suicide vests

Has connections to Israel

Has positive views on terrorist group Al-Qaeda

Once had a jazz short on television with Pooty Malone
Book of Chomes

The Book of Chomes is an influential book created by Saljo Mur-Q. The book is a long list of Saseysian treasures as well as important Saseysian figureheads.

Housed in Wills Manor.

Some of the most important treasures and names of figures are listed below.

Zerzaché Malone - Powerful fire mage from Saseysya who first harnessed the true power of Jew Juice.

Crapplebox - Saseysian battering ram imbued with Jew Juice.

Drémybuhool - A substance used to blow holes in walls. (Similar to dynamite)

Afronion - During the reign of Lord Sasey I, Thaughfelgued was being launched at the army known as Forit-Nihit. Researchers were quick to notice that Sasey's hair started to turn green, in which they took a sample and dubbed it Afronion. It has unknown powers, but it is very slippery.

Sasey's Claymore - Powerful weapon that weighs over 8 tons. It is used by Sasey on rare occasions. When asked about how he can wield such an item, Lord Sasey says "It has a counterweight, idiot."

Peh-Ni - Garden gnome imbued with Jew Juice.

Teh-Di O' Plappalicious - Newly discovered PLAPPATRONIC technology, used as an advanced radar and GPS system.

Muniat Denmultyplie - Genius mathematician who solved the "Saufurboti Equation" resulting in the breakthrough of energy consumption in Saseysya hitting an all-time low.

Lai-Joai - Inventor of the 4D Tesseract.

Pimpywig Winklycrack - Went on a mission to steal the "Twinkie Secret Formula" to allow Twinkie production in Saseysya.
Twinky the Pirate

Twinky the Pirate was a Romanian criminal active from 1865-1891. Twinky was born Jackschmittle Kumquat on October 27 1852 to a poor Romanian family. As any respectable Romanian would, Twinky ran from home at age 13 to become a criminal. Growing up, Twinky was obsessed with stories of pirates like Blackbeard and wanted to be one. To set himself as a pirate he stole a vessel and called it the Nava Misto. Twinky would first call himself Hoțul Nopții and began plundering nearby towns and villages. In 1869, however, a new target was set on his radar, as Saseysya was founded. Twinky would begin to raid and plunder Saseysya, much to the dismay of Lord Sasey I. This would come to a climax in 1891 when a naval battle took place between Twinky's crew of 26 on the Nava Misto and the entirety of Saseysya's naval forces (some guy with a cannon on a piece of driftwood). To the surprise of no one, Saseysya was victorious, killing Twinky in the process. Only after his death would Twinky the Pirate get his name. To quote Lord Sasey I, "We shall call him Twinky, as no insult could better fit this jackass."
Potty Dance

The "Potty Dance" is a ritual performed by Saseysians. The ritual creates a feeling inside of the stomach where shart and fart mixture blend together and create a form of energy that tests your soul. If your soul is deemed worthy you will be able to do the dance at any point in time giving you stamina and immense power. However, if your soul is deemed unworthy, your body will collapse in on itself for not devoting your life to Sasey.
Sqwair Mann

Leader of an uprising that wanted to see change in the laws of Saseysya.

The uprising managed to get 3 of 17 proposed laws passed.

Sqwair Mann originally disliked Sasey but later became friends with him.

Sqwair Mann's favorite food is drywall.

forklift certified and licensed bounty hunter.

Left testicle was recently cut off in a forklift race accident.

## Quotes

"It's hip to be square"- Sqwair Mann's first words while on the council.

"Viva la Saseysya!"- What Sqwair Mann said before getting hit in the chest with a large rock during one of his protests against Sasey ll.

## Achievements

Created the K-C mobile offense walker for the war against Jewshoia.

Mastered the arts of Jew-Chi. (**NOT** Jew-Ki)
The Decimation of Tingles

The Decimation of Tingles was a time period under the rule of Lord Sasey II spanning from 1954 to 1969. During this period Sasey II would destroy geographical imperfections which he dubbed 'tingles.' Sasey II killed thousands of people in the south-eastern region of Europe during this time period. The Decimation of Tingles would directly lead to the Saseysian-Turk Conflict, as Sasey II was considered 'reckless' and 'a warmonger'
Thaughfelgued

Thaughfelgued originally launched by Lord Sasey I caused damage throughout Saseysya killing thousands and destroying Obamba.

The attack originally aimed at killing Tay-Lind Jowns was one of many shart rays, which were powerful beams of shart and fart mixture that could melt anything on impact.

The sound was so loud that it could be heard across Saseysya.
Falkirk Qwair

Falkirk Qwair is the father of Gunnir Qwair and grandfather of Sqwair Mann. He was one of the first generals appointed by Sasey l in 1890.

Falkirk Qwair was most famous for his public execution tactic known as "The Cull". This tactic consisted of placing multiple prisoners who were on death row in an empty or abandoned building and placing many different traps and puzzles for them to either solve and earn their freedom or die in the attempt.

Falkirk was killed during an attack on Saseysya by Gypsy Malone. He was thought to be dead long before he actually died when Gypsy stbbed him in the chest while he was trying to defend Sasey. however, later on the cameras in the security room where Sasey and the last remaining people in fart palace were held up in, it was shown on the cameras as he dawned his mask and cape and started slashing through each of Gypsy's men with what seemed to be a green laser. When he got to gypsy, he exploded into a bright green light and both him and Gypsy were gone. The whereabouts of his body or where they may have teleported to is unknown however it is clear that Gypsy survived.
Promium

Promium is the material that the people of Clann Mann use to craft their armor. When first smelted it is typically a light brown or grey color. The exact composition is unknown to anyone but the blacksmith of Clann Mann, who is currently Irma Mann. However, it is speculated to be an alloy rather than a different element altogether.

According to the Saseysian-Clann Mann Treaty, only members of Clann Mann are permitted to make use of promium unless it is Lord Sasey. (This agreement was signed in 1902).
Malone

A sacred title, given only to those who change Saseysya for the better.

The name Malone is also given to all Saseysians but it comes before the last name.

Anyone with the last name Malone is either directly related to Sasey or have been granted the name.

## Current Malones and how they got the Title:

Pooty Malone- Put Saseysya on the map figuratively.

Zasey Malone- Built the Trans-Saseysian Railroad and is the adopted child of Sasey II.

Ojaji Malone- Responsible for Project Nantucket.

Oxford Malone- Smartest Saseysian to ever live and the only Saseysian recipient of The Nobel Peace Prize.

Gypsy Malone- Was born into the title.

Urmil Malone- Found the cure for Sasey Pox and developed Pooty's Law.

## Former Malones

Bonita Malone- Former Queen of Saseysya, under Sasey I. Was stripped of her title when Sasey I was replaced by Sasey II.

Lassie Malone- Was gifted the title along with Zasey Malone after the construction of The Trans-Saseysian Railroad in 1968. However he was found out to be a Turkish spy during the rising conflict of the Saseysians and the Turks. His title was swiftly revoked after his death in 1970

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Yellow Babber

Self-appointed title currently held by Oat Hankie.

The Yellow Babber has been listed by the Saseysian Security Administration (SSA) as the second largest threat to Saseysian lives, the number one title belonging to Gypsy Malone.

The Yellow Babber is also the name of a trance-like state which affects around 99.5% of the Howagain Cabin. This state only occurs when a chanting of Yellow Babber commences.
Sasey

Sasey is the ruler of Saseysya being cloned a total of 3 times to rule the country after he died.

The Saseysian labs invented a device that would scan the previous Sasey and send its memories and thoughts to the next Sasey.

The Saseysian labs however messed up a scan and the most recent Sasey does not have his memories but is still ruling over the country. He is considered the best Sasey because people say he is not cruel like the other Saseys.

Information on each Sasey is listed below.

Sasey I: In 1869 Sasey founded the country of Saseysya. At the start of his reign, he was seen as a good guy until corruption started to reach his inner self and show his true colors. Sasey after receiving a vial of Jew Juice then became a horrid ruler. One night after the events of Thaughfelgued, Sasey was sleeping while a monstrous Gypsy Malone broke into his house and stole the remaining Jew Juice from Sasey's body. After Gypsy Malone had stolen this Jew Juice Sasey became widely appreciated and would often do good deeds to help his citizens. (1869-1914)

Sasey II: (1914-1971) (Feb. 2005-Apr. 2005)

Sasey III: (Apr. 2005-Present Day)
Mother Wispy

## Who is Mother Wispy?

Mother Wispy, the Deity of the Saseysian Harvest, is an ancient spirit that is bound to the Saseysian Forest.

Mother Wispy's first recorded appearance was on March 13, 1900. She physically, emotionally, mentally, and spiritually assaulted a group of Howagains as soon as they entered the Saseysian Forest. The group of Howagains did not recover and eventually died after two weeks in Saseysya's highly-rated national hospitals.

Mother Wispy's role in Saseysian lore can be compared to a fairy/pixie. She has vowed to protect the forest(s) of Saseysya with her near-omnipotent powers.

Her true motives are unknown and her allegiance is to the Earth.

## Contact with the Advisory Council

Mother Wispy made contact with the Saseysian Advisory Council (S.A.C) to solidify Teagan Jown's potential role as the Son of Gypsy.

Her second encounter with the S.A.C. was to reveal the truth behind Jike Wills' true role as an inside man against Saseysya.
Jew Juice

Jew Juice is the life energy that makes up many natural-born Saseysians, including Saseysian-Turks. Jew Juice count, aka Jew-Jew Tests, determines a Saseysian's class. The highest recorded count of Jew Juice levels was in Gypsy Malone, however this was before Gypsy seceded from Saseysya.

## Mystical Powers

Jew Juice is not only a life energy, but a source for powers that were unknown to man until 1870. These powers are very similar to the Force from the Star Wars franchise. It has been rumored that George Lucas went to Saseysya and found inspiration for the Force from Jew Juice magic tricks. Some Jew Juice powers include:

* Pyrokinesis
* Telekinesis
* Flatukinesis
* Electrokinesis
* Superhuman Strength
* Mental Manipulation
* Geokinesis
* Hormone Manipulation
* Glippy Ejaculation
* Regrowth of Wounds

This is but a small list of Jew Juice powers.
Pooty Malone

Pooty Malone was the first Saseysian black man and breakout star of The Hart 'n Soul Jazz Band where he played the saxophone and was also the lead singer. He was the most well known Saseysian except for Sasey. His music was renowned world wide and spread the word about the country. At the height of his popularity he was shot and killed on July 8, 1938 by fellow band mate Jamal Hart after a confrontation about the last Twinkie. The world went silent on the day of Pooty's death. Nowadays he is known as the most culturally influential Saseysian of all time.
Zerzaché Malone

Zerzaché Malone was(?) a very powerful fire mage and master of Jew Juice manipulation.

Zerzaché Malone went missing in 1977 and has not been spotted since.

Zerzaché was once actually a popular figurehead in Saseysya before he went missing. It is also unclear if he is alive or dead, due to several eyewitnesses claiming that Zerzaché never ages and is possibly immortal.

Zerzaché was also one of the most prominent users of The Staff of Sasey and its children staves.

Zerzaché's spells: Fajrofrapo, Revega-Busto, Petardo, Mi-La-Pajaco, Flamrado, Testika-Muko, Nigraj-Bulkoj, Jelq-Lernilo.
Urmil Malone

Brilliant Saseysian scientist who came up with Pooty's Law and discovered a cure for Sasey Pox. His last and most top-secret project, that was commenced in 1993, was a dematerialization rifle that turns the victim into fart particles consisting of sulfur and methane, but he mysteriously disappeared without a trace before he could start producing them. His current whereabouts are unknown.
Casey Vick

A co-worker of Allan Nell and Travis Swelton.

She works in the face painting department for kids of the party planning business. She absolutely hates her job and does not like Travis at all. She has a strong personality and will not let herself be pushed around in any given situation. She is easily stressed with her work and even though she’s the only girl out of the trio , she doesn’t let that get to her.

She hits Travis a lot , he is basically her own personal punching bag.

## Trivia

* She does genuinely care about her co-workers even though she doesn’t show it.
* She thinks of Allan as the dad she never had.
* Travis is her own personal punching bag.
Alaska "Lassie" Lee

Created The Trans-Saseysian Railroad with Zasey Malone in 1968. However during the rising conflict of the Saseysians and the Turks, Lassie became a spy for the Turks and sent them secret intel. Lassie was found out in 1971. While being interrogated by famed Saseysian detective Eduardo Kilnosh, Lassie ingested cyanide and died. Since Lassie's death, Zasey Malone has since been given sole credit of building The Trans-Saseysian Railroad. Alaska Lee has been entirely removed from Saseysian history and mention of him can result in a prison sentence.
Jessica Nell

Her parents are Flora Nell and Allan Nell.

Being very close with her Mother ever since she had been born , it was pretty much inevitable that she became a Mama’s girl. She appreciates her the most out of all the siblings and defends her all the time , because in her view of her Mother , she’s the good one.

Her relationships with her siblings are not that close as shown in the book. Especially with Kenny , it is shown that they had at least one fight about their mother. With her defending Flora while Kenny kept trying to say the opposite, which ended up to have more isolation from each other between them. ( In fact , Jessica herself is annoyed that Kenny has given nicknames to the rest of her siblings besides her , due to not much closeness. )

It’s shown constantly that she loves her mother and longs to spend all the time with her , this causing her to be gullible and believe absolutely anything she says.

Upon seeing her two brothers after they had recently been tortured was terrifying for her to say the least. ( When Terrance snapped.) Her first instinct was to call them both “demons” and to “give her brothers back”. She marked them as the “bad guys” and Flora as the “good guy” since Flora herself was injured. Of course she had no fault in that , in any situation it’s natural that you’d assume the bad one as the creepier looking one. So she went to help her mother instead of believing her two brothers.

As she tried to help her mother , she had been mistaken for Kenny and had gotten strangled by Flora herself. She struggled till the end , it had ended up to have her neck broken with no oxygen whatsoever. She passed away from the person she loved the most , the only thought on her mind being pure agony and a feeling of betrayal. A simple “Why.”

## Trivia

* She gets cold easily so she wears lots of thick clothing.
* Her blonde hair may come from the first Hempseed.
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