Brooke Bourgeois/Quotes

This page lists various things Brooke has said.

"*Drink out of a cup like a normal fucking human being!*" [to Sullivan]
―*Let's Play TELESTRATIONS II*

"*You don't have a parachute? Well, do you have a... pair of shoe-ts?*"
―*Let's Play HIT THE SILK*

"*I've definitely seen one of the Harry Potters. And I've seen Little Mermaid, the original one.*"
―*Let's Play 6 NIMMT*

"*Which row of bulls is going to fuck me the least?*"
―*Let's Play 6 NIMMT*

"*Is this what it's going to be like if we procreate? Are we just going to create horrible sock children that have the worst voices in the world?*" [to Sullivan]
―*Trouble With Violets*

"*Sock Puppet Me is scarier than me as a Vortox*"
―*Trouble With Violets*

"*Women have been around for ages.*"
―*A Real Boy*

"*Adam, who is notoriously difficult to read... because you're so blond!*"
―*Let's Play DON'T MESS WITH CTHULHU*

"*I'm drybones rocky magoo, I'll keep on scatting if you want me to.*"
―*Let's Play DON'T MESS WITH CTHULHU*

"*When Adam is good, he gets this voice... very mentor, very zen...Whereas when he's evil, he gets a little more plan-oriented. He definitely plays with his heart when he's a good'un.*"
―*Let's Play DON'T MESS WITH CTHULHU*

"*One of you is lying to me. And all of you are horrible.*"
―*Let's Play DON'T MESS WITH CTHULHU*

"*They give women the right to own property and look what you do with it!*"
―*Let's Play SHERIFF OF NOTTINGHAM*

"*Yum yum! Lies for dinner - what are you?*" [to Sullivan]
―*Poppygrown*

"*Because it's Adam, he would make you a bad boy. Because he wants to be a bad boy with you. He wants to be your bad boy boyfriend and I won't allow it.*" [to Sullivan]
―*Poppygrown*

"*Thank you for letting me grace you with my presence today.*" [as Lord of the Board]
―*Let's Play MAFIA DE CUBA*

"*It's mirroring, it's a social technique. Don't worry about it.*"
―*Let's Play MAFIA DE CUBA*

"*Rosie Nicholls - trust her once, shame on her. Trust her twice, shame on me. Trust her thrice, shame on everyone! We should always just know to check Rosie.*"
―*Let's Play MAFIA DE CUBA*

"*Just play worse! JUST LET ME WIN!*"
―*Let's Play WESTERN LEGENDS*

"*Adam, if you're watching this now, I'm genuinely very sorry. But I had to do it! You'll take Sullivan from me!*"
―*Let's Play WESTERN LEGENDS*

"*Little unsullied Brooke Bourgeois, who in the real world is very sullied..*"
―*Mayor Mayor On The Wall*

"*I thought you said this game was hard to lose, ADAM?*"
―*Let's Play VAGRANTSONG*

"*Who would ever have thought that nails would be more useful than a dog?*"
―*Let's Play VAGRANTSONG*

"*Everyone loves an underdog story - which is why I'm Lord of the Board!*"
―*Let's Play HUES AND CUES*

"*Rabbits aren't magical! They eat carrots!*"
―*Let's Play SOUNDS FISHY*

"*Knife. Forest. Leaf. Done.*"
―*Let's Play DECEPTION: MURDER IN HONG KONG III*

"*He could be really boring and suffocate him with his personality.*"
―*Let's Play DECEPTION: MURDER IN HONG KONG III*

"*I ask you to imagine yourselves not a cheeseburger in paradise, but a cheeseburger in Hong Kong where deception has been happening.*"
―*Let's Play DECEPTION: MURDER IN HONG KONG III*

"*I do want a family - but I also want a car!*"
―*100k Subs NRB Charity Marathon For Mind!!!*

"*Well, the Little Mermaid! She's an underdog!*"
―*Let's Play CODENAMES II*

"*My relationship is being thrust upon me in a tent.*"
―*Paralegal Activity*

"*I feel more powerful - and more like a dad.*"
―*Pure Self-Indulgence*

"*Sweet nips, lovely penis - what a day!*"
―*Let's Play SAY ANYTHING II*

"*Sullivan - I love you and your penis, but no.*"
―*Let's Play SAY ANYTHING II*

"*Little Brooke is a little duke.*"
―*Let's Play COUP II*

"*Just looking at the man I love ... to kill him.*"
―*Let's Play COUP II*

"*Li'l Brooke's getting li'l rich over here.*"
―*Let's Play COUP II*

"*I'm the farmer - I'm the evil farmer in the evil dell, the evil farmer in evil hell - watch out! Imma get you with my shovel!*"
―*A Royal Blunder*