Mr. Clean VS The World

Mr. Clean VS The World is the fiftieth episode in the first series of Mew Anna's Story: Animated, and the season finale.

## Plot

With Mr. Clean's location on track, Mew Peach -- joined by Mews Anna, Lemon, Abbie, Spearmint, Lexi and probably a couple other forgettable Mew ocs, as well as their allies Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Jabba (Who only agreed because Anna sold Aston to him), Steve Trooper the bootleg Stormtrooper, the aforementioned Aston who was dressed as a slave and didn't really want to be here either way, Casey the crack dealer, Plagg and some random homeless guy named Michael -- headed out on their quest to save Anna's sexy hot boyfriend, Adrien Agreste, from the villainous cleaning product....mascot...thing.

At Mr. Clean's lair, Mr. Clean laments to the caged up Adrien about his plans to cleanse the world of the worst enemy yet -- the simp. Adrien asks what a simp is, to which Clean responds awkwardly that he doesn't really know himself. Adrien asks why he's doing this, then, and Mr. Clean just replies that he just really wants to fucking clean shit. Adrien sighs and hopes the sexy squad gets here soon or he's gonna go insane from inhaling the cleaning products and also from Mr. Clean's apparent lack of brain. Suddenly, Jar Jar Binks runs in, shocking Mr. Clean. Binks warns that the sexy squadron are on their way, and also that he needs to shit and the toilet's blocked again. Clean says that he's prepared for this and calls backup, and then tosses a bottle of Bleach to Jar Jar. Mr. Clean states that its Cilit Bang so it'll probably be a ton of shit, but its all they have to spare right now. Binks hits a lit dab and yeets the fuck out of there.

Back with the crew, Mew Peach announces that they're almost there as the group approaches a tall block of apartments. Dwayne asks why they're heading towards a fucking apartment, whilst Jabba tries to kidnap some random whores for crack money. Peach explains that, for whatever reason, Mr. Clean's lair must be inside the block. Mew Spearmint calls Mr. Clean dumb, and Aston whines about his bikini bra thing being too uncomfortable, so Anna offers to take it off for him. Michael and Steve Trooper cringe and take Anna away from him, while Aston dies inside even more than already. Mew Abbie reminds them they have a mission to fulfill here and tells Anna to stop trying to fuck Aston because he's Casey's sexy hot boyfriend and Anna already has her own. Casey looks at Abbie, confused, before taking a massive heave of crack and stating that she feels better now. Mew Peach wonders how she ended up with a team of retards, but her thoughts soon shift when they reach the apartment. She asks if they're ready to go in. Everyone hesitates, but they all say yes, and Mew Lemon says she can call backup if needed, looking down at her Iphone 11 Pro, where a faded image of a figure can be seen, although blurred to keep their identity a secret.

Back in his lair, Mr. Clean prepares his army of living cleaning products, Jar Jar Binks and the cast of Howard The Duck's live action film for their upcoming battle. He quotes that fuck from Kung Fu Panda, saying that the team are worthy opponants and that their battle will be legendary. Adrien tells them not to do this, but Mr. Clean silences him by threatening him with a Justin Beiber x Ariana Grande mashup remix nightcore CD. Mew Peach and her squad climb the stairs, and she and Mr. Clean, in a dramatically edited way, both begin to explain whats about to happen to their fellow teams. The scene ends with Mr. Clean standing dramatically before his team, his back turned to the door, which slams open, filling the dark apartment with light. Clean turns around, and his eyes meet Peach's as she glares at him with equal determination...and slight sexual tension. Dwayne whispers to Michael and Steve that this is slightly awkward, to which the two men agrees and Casey just hits a lit dab. Mr. Clean welcomes the team to their doom, and Jabba states thats fucking edgy and also he only came because he got a hunk out of it. Aston starts screaming in response, Adrien has a nose bleed and comments on how Aston looks kinda hot like that, causing him to scream further whilst Anna states she'd look hot too. Steve tells Anna to shut the fuck up, and Mr. Clean just gives an angry sigh and tells him army to attack. The mew mews take on the cleaning products, Jabba yeets Jar Jar into a hole and steals £10 from his wallet, Aston and Casey head over to try and free Adrien and Steve, Dwayne and Mike team up to fuck over the cast of the Howard The Duck film, which they do with notable ease. Mr. Clean and Mew Peach themselves fight each other seperate, both sharing their opposing views. Mew Peach grabs a knife and cuts Mr. Clean's dick off before spraying it in his face, as it was, as expected, a cleaning product, before going to give her team backup. Enraged, Mr. Clean ascends to his true form -- MASTER CLEANER -- and his army powers up. Jar Jar returns as Jar Jar Bling, and Hotline Bling plays as his theme. Mew Peach and her team feel overwhelmed; The Rock calls on the mew mews and everyone else on their side to call on someone who can help them win, and Mew Lemon, with much sass, yells "no problem!", whipping out her fancy phone, dialing a number and calling someone. Dwayne wonders if she's calling Bob Ross or Shaggy, but Lemon adds they're currently busy fighting Thanos.

The battle continues on, but a door slamming open shocks everyone. Standing in the doorway is none other than Obi-Wan Kenobi, who wonders what the fuck he's even doing there, but comes in nonetheless. A bottle of cleaner starts screaming and turns into a person; its the Once-ler. He asks Obi-Wan for his autograph, to which the former asks if now is really the time. Once-ler promises to join the team if he does, and everyone begs Obi-Wan to sign. Dwayne tosses him a pen and he signs an autograph and the Once-Ler starts crying. Mew Peach is basically completely empty inside at this point. Master Cleaner requests that they continue the battle now and Mew Peach agrees. Obi-Wan walks over to Adrien and pulls a lightsaber out of his pants like it was nothing; Adrien asks how the fuck that got in there, and Anna has a fit of rage and tears before announcing that she's going to the dark side because of this. Obi-Wan casually yeets her out the window, and Adrien thanks him for freeing him of this fucking shit. Plagg joins Adrien finally and Cat Noir joins the squad once again as the battle continues. The Mew Mews use their usual attacks, The Rock wrestles Jar Jar Bling, the Once-Ler chops the bottles up like those trees he fucked up and everyone else just does stuff. Casey ends up dying halfway through because her fatass aint needed her, and Aston decides to go and buy a sandwich because why not.

Master Cleaner asks why they deny him of his dollars; Mew Peach asks if money is all this is really about, to which the latter replies that it isn't. The battle calms for a while as Master Cleaner leans in a dramatic fashion, preparing to tell his backstory. He looks up, tears form in his eyes. Master Cleaner explains that one day, he was living his normal life, a normal man who happens to be a cleaning mascot, when he saw posts online that said things such as "I want to fuck Mr. Clean" and "Mr. Clean makes me feel like a dirty girl~". Everyone stares at him in utter confusion. Aston comes back and says everyone on earth wants to fuck him at this point, Adrien and the Once-Ler say they have the same sorta shit and Obi-Wan adds that someone literally on the block said they want his lightsaber inside of them as he went past. Mew Peach chews on a piece of bacon and Mew Lemon has a wank in the corner. Master Cleaner cries, and looks at them. With a look of fear, pain and hatred in his eyes, he states that he is "Mr. Clean, not Mr. Dirty."

Everyone looks at him like he's an absolute idiot. Master Cleaner realises nobody's taking him serious so he starts the battle up again, but the combined effort of the team and those they saved from their cleaning product forms, the arena is soon left with just one big army against Master Cleaner himself. With no choice, the man retreats -- but not really, as he upgrades once again; once Master Cleaner, he is now Lord Cleanest, the cleanest of them all. Everyone just fucking dies inside again, and like seven of them leave. The battle continues AGAIN, and each hit weakens Lord Cleanest, returning him back to Master Cleaner and then to Mr. Clean once more. Obi-Wan Kenobi walked over to a fallen Mr. Clean, staring down at him as he struggle to sit down. Using the force, he somehow yeeted the Infinity Gauntlet in through the window and put it on. Obi-Wan tells Mr. Clean that it's over and he, once again, has the high ground, before he snaps Mr. Clean. Clean fades away and everyone celebrates. Abbie and Lexi try to betray the team to avenge Anna, but Obi-Wan just yeets them out the window as well, and everyone heads out of the now-destroyed apartment to celebrate. At the local bar, Lemon and Spearmint chugged beers despite being fucking 10 year olds, Michael and Jabba both went around stealing money for their crack addictions, Dwayne bench pressed a woman into the sun and Obi-Wan was just chugging everything he could find because he wanted to forget he even existed at this point. Oh yeah, and Cat Noir was just going around handing out shirtless pictures of himself and telling people to give them to Ladybug if they ever see her. Everyone else just did whatever, the mew mews I forgot about went out and died and Steve Trooper met his future wife, and as everyone has an at least somewhat good time, the episode reaches its end. As the credits roll one final time for the first season and the logos fade out, a message appears on screen.

"Vegans are illegal in Six States."

## Major events

* Season One ends
* Mr. Clean's reason for being evil is revealed...somewhat.
* Cat Noir returns
* The Once-Ler returns to normal, as do the other captured
* Obi-Wan Kenobi makes his first appearance in half a season
* FUCK

## Trivia

* Bilbo Swaggins, the cooler version of Bilbo Baggins, was supposed to appear in this episode, but got cut when they decided the episode should be only half hour as normal.
* This is probably better written than anything Anna would actually make tbqh