Zapadoslavian Civil War (S7)

## Zapadoslavian Civil War

RWU rebels celebrating their victory

Formation of Poland

## Events Prior to the Civil War

### The Formation of the Rebels

On the 8th of September 2021, the Revolutionary Workers Union, a political party within Zapadoslavia (a nation occupying roughly Polish territory) formed a rebel group against the leader of the faction; Tuozakka. The rebels were formed and led by Doidaogg1234, after Tuozakka was accused of alleged theft, griefing and election intimidation (Tuozakka would later admit to have stolen from Derpserio29). The alleged election intimidation was the main factor in boosting the rebel cause, as many in Zapadoslavia became disillusioned by his regime.

### The election

After some weeks of rising tensions between the RWU and the Zapadoslavian government, an election was setup between the two main parties: Legion Polskich Nacjonalistów and Revolutionary Workers' Union. Leader of the LPN Tuozakka was also King of the nation during its formation however he "abdicated due to popular demand" after the population began to question wheter it was democratic for him to be both King and leader of a political party, this however, allowed him to run for prime-minister himself.

During the election period, rumours began circulating around RWU-favouring circles about possible intimidation tactics being used against RWU voters. These rumours were thought to be confirmed when PeltiJeesus came out as being bribed and intimidated by Tuozakka into voting for LPN. Despite this there is controversy on wheter or not Tuozakka truly committed the acts he was accused of:

"Pelti had told me that he was joining the socialists because he got bribed, so we (LPN) gave him diamonds to bribe him back and there was probably something more to it that could`ve been considered intimidation"

-Tuozakka

"Looking back on it it seems like there was a lot of information that was kept away from me that could've turned the whole situation less black and white than it seemed. I had no idea we had bribed Pelti, no one told me, they just said he was threatened and we need to act"

-Doidaogg1234

### The Creation of the Free City of Częstochowa

On the 9th of September 2021, Derpserio29 declared the City of Częstochowa as a free independent faction from Zapadoslavia. After which he pleaded support from the RWU in the upcoming independence war, after a discussion between RWU members they elected to take part in Częstochowa's Indepence war turning it into a larger Zapadoslavian Civil War.

### The Burning of Krakow

Shortly before the war began, Tuozakka employed scorched earth tactics, and burnt the Zapadoslavian capital city of Krakow badly. Many foreigners came to see the city ablaze and remarked upon the brutality of the measure, it is believed that Tuozakka knew he would not win and wanted one final revenge on the rebels before his fall from power.

## The War and it’s Controversies

### Buildup to the battle

Shortly before the start of the war, members of the RWU and the City of Częstochowa gathered at Derpsterio29's house preparing for battle, they held speeches and expected to be on the defensive throughout the war

"Comrades, we gather here today, not because of an arbitrary ruler who has demanded our conscription, or to maintain unsuccesful and unhelpful power structures. we gather here today, to fight for FREEDOM JUSTICE AND EQUALITY! "

-Doidaogg1234

### Opening Battle of Krakow

The War took longer than expected to start as there were no staff arbiters present at the time, therefore Orionlandia had to be given special arbiter status to oversee the war. Despite these delays the battle began smoothly enough on the 11th of September 2021, however whilst Tuozakka had expected to have three fighters, including himself, he was the only fighter to show up on the defensive side. The rebels meanwhile had a strong force of four members, although despite this Tuozakka managed to put up an impressive display of PvP despite the 4 to 1 disadvantage. Many spectators showed up to watch this battle, as had witnessed the burning of Krakow

### The Sloth Teleportation Controversy

The prominent rebel Da\_Sloth was soon killed by Tuozakka, but in violation of war rules teleported to his grave to collect his items. Tuozakka protested bitterly and claimed that it was unfair, as he had been significantly weakened and Sloth returning would mean his certain defeat, however after much debate Orion declared that the war should continue regardless.

"If I had been direct with 'My armour is breaking, the only way I could still win is with Sloth's stuff, and him tp'ing back and taking his stuff removes any possibility of me winning' I could've gotten Orion to make him give his stuff or something"

-Tuozakka

### The End of Tuozakka

After fierce fighting for a short span of time after the controversy, Tuozakka, already on the back foot quit the game in the middle of battle. This gave the rebels an automatic victory, and meant that Tuozakka’s regime was over. The rebels drank to celebrate and gave speeches about their victory on Derpsterio’s house.

## Aftermath

### The Treaty of Krakow

Signed on the 11th of September 2021, shortly after the end of the war the Treaty of Krakow outlined the future of Zapadoslavia. The three supporters of the old regime (including Tuozakka) had to pay a total of 40K in war reparations to Częstochowa, and must return all stolen items, or alternatively pay 150K compensation. The rebel Da\_Sloth was to be made leader of Zapadoslavia and to recognise the Free City of Częstochowa. As well as minor territorial changes, Zapadoslavia was required to give Częstochowa military support when necessary. The result of this was to effectively make Zapadoslavia a vassal of Częstochowa.

Tuozakka has since moved on to create the Kingdom of Poland, a small nation to the east of Zapodoslavia, and relations between the two nations remain limited.