Let's Fight!

**Let's Fight!** is the eighth episode of The Super Wario Bros. Wah-wah Show!

## About

A lie prolongs the fight further, and then before they knew it, things suddenly went from bad to worse...

## Cast

### **X-Men**

* Wario
* Waluigi
* Bowser
* Donkey Kong
* Homer Simpson

### **The Koopa Mafia**

* Dry Bones
* Some tiny moron that nobody cares about
* WaWario
* Goomba
* Koopa
* Boo

### **The Fantastic Four**

* Mario
* Luigi

### **Other Losers**

* Mr. Jenkins
* Tario

## Script

### **Scene 1: Purple Eye**

**SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT** and **WARIO** enter the house, with **WALUIGI** and **BOWSER** looking at them, perplexed. **SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT** is holding the Wa-Machine.

**WALUIGI:** **WARIO**, what is he doing?
**WARIO:** I don't know, but he did suddenly save me from **WAWALUIGI**, so...
**SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT:** Yeah, I'll go ahead and explain. You see, everything created by the Wa-Machine is unstable. In fact, if I didn't trap **WAWALUIGI** just now, then he would've gone insane and destroyed the entire world!
**WALUIGI:** Well, thanks, I guess.
**BOWSER:** Wait, wasn't **WAWALUIGI** good?
**SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT:** That's the thing. Every Wa-Clone that becomes alive, whether good or evil, will eventually go insane and hunger for destruction. Since **WA-** is evil itself, and its spirit is in the Wa-Machine, then it would only be natural if every Wa-Clone turned evil, which is the truth.
**WALUIGI:** Why are you siding with us, though?
**WARIO:** Yeah, why are you helping us all of a sudden?
**SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT:** **DRY BONES** didn't want me to do that at all. In fact, once he stops being sad, he will gather the rest of his troops and try to kill all of us. His chance of succeeding is highly likely, so we must do something.
At this point, **DONKEY KONG** wakes up.

**DONKEY KONG:** Rooo... What happen? Wait, why is the tiny moron here?!
**WARIO:** Well, look who woke up! Don't worry, he's on our side now, apparently. He's going to help us thwart off **DRY BONES** and his remaining members.
**DONKEY KONG:** Hmm... Okay, but I'll be watching him!
**BOWSER:** So, tiny moron, tell us what we should do next already.
**SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT:** Alright, now, the thing about the Wa-Machine is that if someone uses the Wa-Machine and makes a clone of themself, the clone and the original will trust each other. The clone shouldn't go insane, as long as the original doesn't allow them to go insane.
**WALUIGI:** So you're saying that one of us must create a clone of ourselves?
**DONKEY KONG:** I use Wa-Machine before one day, and I can confirm that it did *not* happen the way you said it would!
**SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT:** You must've not used it correctly, then.
**DONKEY KONG**: I use own DNA, I clone myself, then it attack me! I kept telling him to stop, but he wouldn't!
**WARIO:** I think TM has a point. I mean, he is just an animal; only difference is his ability to speak.
**BOWSER:** Hey! Aren't I considered an animal, too?
**WARIO:** Well, it's hard to downplay *you* as dumb, of course.
**WALUIGI:** Shall we get on with this, then?
**SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT:** Of course! I would like **WARIO** to put a strand of his own DNA into the blender. I shall do the rest.
**WARIO:** Right... Here goes nothing!
**SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT** opens the machine. **WARIO** then picks his nose, pulls out a huge booger, and puts it in the blender. The blender closes, and **SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT** sets the stage for **WAWARIO'**s creation using the tiny screen on the machine. The blender shakes around.

**DONKEY KONG:** Don't say **DK** don't warn you...
When the blender stopped shaking, the lid suddenly opens and a negative-colored copy of **WARIO** appears. **DOUBLE WA 1** looks around the room, confused.

### **Scene 2: From Bad to Worse**

**SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT** suddenly runs out of the house, laughing.

**DONKEY KONG:** The great **DK** knew it!!
**WARIO:** Now, newly-created clone, I command you to take down the rest of the Koopa Mafia with me!
**DOUBLE WA 1:** I'm not listening to scum like you! Why would you guys waste your time creating me, anyway?
**WARIO:** Haha, don't be silly, **WAWARIO**! Aren't you supposed to be my ally?
**DOUBLE WA 1:** *Hell no!* Those guys outside I like! I'm gonna join them!
**DOUBLE WA 1** runs outside to meet up with the remainder of the Koopa Mafia.

**DONKEY KONG:** I knew all along TM was suspicious!
**BOWSER:** Yeah, now we gotta deal with another one of those...
**WALUIGI:** Yes, we gotta! We mustn't give up!
**WARIO:** Yeah, this is all my fault, so I gotta be the one to take him on! You guys get the rest of the Mafia.
**BOWSER:** Shall we go outside, then?
**WARIO:** Yes...we have to.
They go outside to face the rest of the Koopa Mafia, plus **DOUBLE WA 1**.

**DRY BONES:** This is your end!! This war will end right here, and your organization will fall before our very eyes!!
**WARIO:** That's what you think, but we won't back down no matter what! So, Koopa Mafia, you can try all you please, but you won't stop-
**ALL X-MEN MEMBERS:** ***The legacy of the X-MEN!!***
They all charge at the Koopa Mafia, and a fight ensues. **WARIO** and **DOUBLE WA 1** duked it out, with no clear winner yet. Meanwhile, the other members are having trouble dealing with the remaining underlings and their speed shoes. **DRY BONES** and **SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT** didn't do much during the first few minutes, but once some underlings were being knocked out, they stepped in. It looked to be about a draw, but then, it happened.

**BOWSER:** Wait, do you hear that?
**WALUIGI:** That sounds like...
**SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT:** Sirens? Could it be?
**KOOPA:** Oh my CHUCK NORRIS, look ova there!!
About 15 police cars appear, along with Animal Control and firetrucks here and there. Not to mention that the **MARIO BROTHERS** arrived as well, and on top of that, **MR. JENKINS** walked to the scene to face the X-Men.

**MR. JENKINS:** You didn't think I was serious, did ya? Well, thanks to me, your wrongdoings and your greed have finally come back to haunt you! I *highly* doubt you'll find a way outta this one!
**MR. JENKINS** walks away, and so does the remaining Koopa Mafia.

**WARIO:** ...Ah, shit.
### **Scene 3: Chase Scene**

The police commander pulls out a megaphone and starts to speak.

**COMMANDER:** **WARIO**, **WALUIGI**, **BOWSER**, and **DONKEY KONG**, you are all under arrest for creating or being affiliated with an evil organization, and commiting crimes under said organization. You will publicly announce the disbanding of your group right here, and then you will come quietly to our custody. We shall go from there.
Right after they said that, a gunshot is heard, and the commander's brains got blown out. **WARIO** and his team took this as a good time to start running.

**MARIO:** Hey! Those bastards are-a running!
**HOMER SIMPSON** catches up to the team.

**WALUIGI:** Oh hey, **HOMER**! Was that you who fired the shot?
**HOMER SIMPSON:** Yes. Too bad it didn't distract them for long, though!!
Everyone is chasing them down, getting about an inch closer every second.

**WARIO:** Gah!! They better stop, 'cause I'm starting to get tired!
**DONKEY KONG:** I carry you if you want.
**WARIO:** It's fine...we'll just need to get to a hiding spot!
The X-Men eventually found themselves on top of a hill. **WARIO** then thought it good to jump off the side of the hill, rolling down to the forest. The others quickly do the same. After rolling pretty far into the small forest area, they continued onward, with **DONKEY KONG** having to carry **WARIO**. Then, at a certain point...

**WARIO:** Stop!
**BOWSER:** Stop for what? **WARIO**, they're gonna come back on our tail at any moment!
**WARIO:** This is the exact spot where my emergency underground hideout is! We'll be safe here!
**HOMER SIMPSON:** A hideout?
**WALUIGI:** You never told us anything about an emergency hideout!
**WARIO:** Well, it's for emergencies. Now, let's hurry up and get in, for Christ's sake!
**DONKEY KONG:** Where do I pull entrance?
**WARIO:** Should be right under your feet.
**WARIO** points to a small handle on the ground.

**DONKEY KONG:** My hands may be too big.
**HOMER SIMPSON:** Not even with your finger?
**WALUIGI:** I'll get it, then!
**WALUIGI** pulls the handle, revealing a staircase. The noise from the crowd is starting to get even louder. They quickly head in to find a golden-plated living space with a living room, kitchen, and other rooms. **HOMER SIMPSON** closes the entrance. The crowd can be heard from above.

**LUIGI:** They gotta be here somewhere!
**MARIO:** We mustn't give up, everyone!
The crowd continues searching the forest, and eventually, the entire town. The X-Men has successfully lost the cops.

### **Scene 4: Contracted Aftermath**

A meeting occurred shortly after, in **WARIO'**s gold-plated office.

**WARIO:** Men...there is no question that things have been rough on us lately. We declared war, we lost candy, we failed at robbing a bank, we had to deal with two Wa-Clones, one of them still being alive...and worst of all, the cops found out about us and chased us down to here!
**WALUIGI:** So, when is it safe to go back to our house?
**WARIO:** Our house is definitely compromised for the time being. Who knows? Maybe this has to be our new base.
**HOMER SIMPSON:** Am I the only one who really likes this base?! I mean, look at it! This is all incredible! **WARIO**, when did you have the time and money to build this?
**WARIO:** All of my wealth from my treasure-hunting days and my good connections I had...they combined to make this. It's pretty nice, isn't it? I never wanted this to be our main base, because it looks too beautiful to get messed up. That's why I bought a cheap-ass house.
**BOWSER:** What are we gonna do, next?
**WARIO:** I'm afraid we'll have to lay low a while. It's too risky doing any more than we should.
**DONKEY KONG:** You'll think someone'll find this base eventually?
**WARIO:** Hopefully not, at least for a while.
A meeting was also held in the Koopa Mafia HQ.

**DRY BONES:** That...was probably the best justice that I ever witnessed.
**GOOMBA:** Was that planned, sir?
**DRY BONES:** No, not at all, which makes this even better!!
**SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT:** Did they get caught yet?
**DRY BONES:** It's hard to say, but I sure hope they did. I think one of my troops went to follow the X-Men, actually, so once he comes back, we'll know for sure.
As if on cue, **WAWARIO** comes inside the office.

**DOUBLE WA 1:** Boss! You'll never believe it!
**DRY BONES:** Did they finally get arrested?
**DOUBLE WA 1:** I'm afraid not. They went underground.
**DRY BONES:** ...Wait, what?
**DOUBLE WA 1:** They went underground! They went somewhere in a small forest, pulled something out of the ground, and they went underground!
**SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT:** They have a secret base?
**DOUBLE WA 1:** It would seem so.
**DRY BONES:** ...They think they can just escape justice, do they? Well, thanks to **WAWARIO** over here, not on my watch! We'll search the forest first thing tomorrow!
**SOME TINY MORON THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT:** Do you remember what side of the forest they were in?
**DOUBLE WA 1:** Umm... I'd say they're a bit in the east side.
**DRY BONES:** Thanks for the info! Okay, everyone, you guys understand what we gotta do tomorrow?
**MINIONS:** Yes, sir!
**DRY BONES:** Alright. You are all dismissed.
Every minion leaves the office. The last scene of the episode takes place in **MR. JENKINS'**s house. He dials the police commander's number.

**???:** Police department.
**MR. JENKINS:** Yes, hello, this is **MR. JENKINS**. I'm calling for an update. Have the X-Men been successfully detained?
**???:** Oh yeah, I think I remember you. Yeah, we ended up losing them, and the commander got shot in the head, dead. I'm his replacement, by the way.
**MR. JENKINS:** What! ...Well, can I at least get my money?
**???:** I'm afraid we can't do that unless we have a good enough reason, sir.
**MR. JENKINS:** I'll tell ya! Few days ago, I ended up cleaning **WARIO'**s house, and then after that, he refused to pay me! He even made me crash through the roof! That's the whole reason why I turned them in, and plus, the commander said he'd do it!
**???:** Well, I'm not him, and I rightfully decline. We didn't have a bounty on them, anyways.
**MR. JENKINS:** Do you have a bounty now?
**???:** I think so...?
**MR. JENKINS:** How much?
**???:** About a couple thousand, or something... We're still working it out.
**MR. JENKINS:** Your final decision better be higher than that! Well, I bid you farewell. That's all I needed to know.
**MR. JENKINS** hangs up.

**MR. JENKINS:** Anyone who crosses **MR. JENKINS** is ought to get their comeuppance someday. I will make sure that is still the case!
The screen fades to black.

## Trivia

* The show went on a short hiatus after this episode. After S1EP7 of The Super Evil Guy Super Show!, the show resumed, with TSWBWWS and TSEGSS running alongside each other (two TSW episodes and one TSEG episode).
* When you promise Mr. Jenkins money (whether you realize it or not), and you don't give him it right away, he will do whatever it takes to get money from you, directly or indirectly.
* One time, Wario was a replacement of Mario, which can explain how Wario managed to get the connections he mentioned.
* Tiny Moron often lies to get the result he wants.
* The new police commander happens to be Tario, Baby Tario's other clone (who, unlike Nim-Nom, looks a lot like the original). The commander who got shot was no one in particular.
* The fire-fighters were there because of Bowser's potential use of his flame breath. It should be obvious why Animal Control is there as well.