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Episode 93

## Episode Guide

         **Jake**: "Time Crisis. The Crisis Crew is in New York. Ezra Koenig is warming up. I'm here with Seinfeld-"

**Seinfeld2000**: "Hey, what's up!"

**Jake**: "We're about to witness the most incredible show - three sets folks! Three sets."

**Seinfeld2000**: "But before we get into all that, Ezra's gonna take us around the city to show us some iconic locations before the show starts. And we're going to the *Seinfeld* diner!"

**Both**: "This is Time Crisis."

## Episode

### Guests

* Brandon Wardell - comedian
* Jaboukie Young-White - comedian
* Brendan O'Hare - comedian
* Brian Koppelman - filmmaker
* Tom Scharpling - comedian
* Clare O'Kane - comedian
* Brian Jones - lead guitarist of Vampire Weekend
* Despot - rapper
* Noah - fan
* Anna - fan
* Heather - fan
* Hayley - fan
* Alana Haim - musician, of the band HAIM
* Sam - fan
* Ariel Rechtshaid - producer

### Topics

The Crisis Crew are on location in New York City. After a stop into the famous Tom's Restaurant, Ezra shows them around his old haunt, Columbia University. The next day Jake and Seinfeld talk to guests and fans at Vampire Weekend's day-long album release show at Webster Hall.

### Continuity

* Vampire Weekend
* Grateful Dead
* Rashida Jones
* Chris Baio
* Jokerman
* Bruce Springsteen
* Episode 70 - Ojai

### Fun Facts

The show was recorded on May 4th and 5th, 2019. In the episode, Ezra discusses his Lacoste graffiti tag (a brand which he considered to be cool the the time), which is located on the exterior of Ruggles Hall at Columbia University, where the founding members of Vampire Weekend met.

## Music

### Songs Played

* "One of Us" - ABBA
* "Tom's Diner (7" A)" - Suzanne Vega & DNA
* "Royals" - Lorde
* "Caution (Do Not Stop On Tracks)" - Grateful Dead
* "Carry the Zero" - Built to Spill
* "New York Groove" - Ace Frehley
* "M79" - Vampire Weekend
* "Unbelievers" - Vampire Weekend
* "The Kids Don't Stand a Chance" - Vampire Weekend
* "Giving Up the Gun" - Vampire Weekend
* "Hold You Now (feat. Danielle Haim)" - Vampire Weekend
* "How Long?" - Vampire Weekend
* "Sunflower (feat. Steve Lacy)" - Vampire Weekend
* "Flower Moon (feat. Steve Lacy)" - Vampire Weekend
* "Stranger" - Vampire Weekend
* "Ladies of Cambridge" - Vampire Weekend
* "Sister of Pearl" - Baio
* "A-Punk" - Vampire Weekend
* "The Boys Are Back In Town" - Thin Lizzy
* "Ya Hey" - Vampire Weekend
Die Bestie

Einiges deutet mittlerweile darauf hin, dass wir es mit einer Bestie zu tun haben:

* Wolfsähnliche Tatzen am Tatort
* Zerfetzte, angenagte Leichen
* Angriffe immer zur Mitte des Monats --> bei Vollmond --> Ein Wehrwurm?

Bisher schlugen sämtliche Versuche fehl, die Bestie aufzuspüren. Bisher versuch wurde:

* Aufspüren der Bestie mit den Jagdhunden und dem Hundemeister --> Erfolglos
* Ködern der Bestie mit einem saftig-fetten Zwerg zur Zeit des Vollmondes --> Erfolglos
* Ahnungsloses Umherirren durch den Wald mit der festen Absicht die Bestie zufällig zu erwischen --> leider auch Erfolglos

Was man noch tun könnte:

* Groß angelegte Treibjagd zum nächsten Vollmond
* Ködern mit Zwerg vielleicht in den folgenden Monaten wiederholen
* Ein Kopfgeld ausstellen, nur für Gruppen mit mindestens 8 Leuten, (das verhindert vielleicht das einer allein loszieht)
* Warnung an die Bevölkerung in der Woche um Vollmond das Haus nachts nicht zu verlassen, bzw nur in größeren Gruppen.
Episode 16

## Episode Guide

"Time Crisis, season 2 episode 2. This week, we'll be mourning the loss of musical legend, Prince, calling a bunch of our friends to talk about it. We'll also be talking about flame wars, and I'll be revisiting the battleground with music journalist Zachary Lipez. Plus, Jake and I will be talking about the New York closed primary. And of course, we'll be counting down the top five hits of 1968 and 2016. This is Time Crisis."

## Episode

### Guests

* Dave Macklovitch - of the duo Chromeo
* Zachary Lipez - music journalist
* iLoveMakonnen - rapper and singer
* Rashida Jones - actress and writer

### Topics

Ezra expresses his dissatisfaction over the early date to register for the closed New York Democratic primary. He squashes some Twitter beef with music journalist Zachary Lipez who had previously dissed Vampire Weekend in an article for *Vice* (see below). Ezra and Jake go through a square Top Five from 1968 and speculate on the possible dystopian undertones of Rihanna's "Work".

### Segments

* Time Crisis Hotline
* Top Five

### Continuity

* Vampire Weekend
* Billy Joel
* Cousin Asher

### Fun Facts

First use of the Hotline drop.

The segment with Zachary Lipez was pre-recorded in New York the week before the episode.

## Music

### Top Five

2016
* "Work (feat. Drake)" - Rihanna
* "Panda" - Desiigner
* "7 Years" - Lukas Graham
* "NO" - Meghan Trainor
* "PILLOWTALK" - ZAYN

1968
* "Honey" - Bobby Goldsboro
* "Cry Like a Baby" - The Box Tops
* "Young Girl" - Gary Puckett & The Union Gap
* "Lady Madonna" - The Beatles
* "Sweet Sweet Baby (Since You've Been Gone)" - Aretha Franklin

### Songs Played

* "One of Us" - ABBA
* "A Working Man Can't Get Nowhere Today" - Merle Haggard & The Strangers
* "Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" - Elton John
* "Jungle Love" - The Time
* "Frequent Flyer" - Chromeo
* "Bonafied Lovin" - Chromeo
* "I Feel for You" - Chaka Khan
* "Spanish Joint" - D'Angelo
* "The Glamorous Life (Club Edit)" - Sheila E
* "Man of the Party (feat. iLoveMakonnen) [Dream Panther Remix]" - Dream Panther
* "Canary" - Publicist UK
* "Levitate the Pentagon" - Publicist UK
* “It’s Still Rock and Roll to Me” - Billy Joel
* "Stand Back" - Stevie Nicks
* "Sweet Sweet Baby (Since You've Been Gone)" - Aretha Franklin
* "PILLOWTALK" - ZAYN
* "Lady Madonna" - The Beatles
* "NO" - Meghan Trainor
* "Young Girl" - Gary Puckett & The Union Gap
* "7 Years" - Lukas Graham
* "Cry Like a Baby" - The Box Tops
* "Panda" - Desiigner
* "Honey" - Bobby Goldsboro
* "Work (feat. Drake)" - Rihanna
* "Frontin' (feat. JAY Z)" - Pharrell Williams
* "Nothing Compares 2 U" - Sinéad O'Connor

## Further Reading

Lipez, Zachary. “Hello to All That: Why I'm Staying in New York Until I Die.” *Vice*, 21 May 2015, 11:00pm,
www.vice.com/en\_us/article/bnpx35/hello-to-all-that-513 .
Bishdaria

## Beschreibung

Bishdaria ist eine Boron Eremitin von über 70 Jahren mit weichen Gesichtszügen, die recht freundlich ist, aber auch ein Schweigegelübte abgelegt hat, welches die Verständigung mit ihr erschwert. In der Rabenmark gilt sie als die fähigste Mystikerin der Welt der Träume.

## Notizen

* Die Helden fanden Bishdaria tief in der schwarzen Sichel am Schlund und überredeten sie ihnen zu helfen Wolfraths Seele zu erlösen. Sie wurde dann nach Sancta Boronia eskortiert, wo das Ritual in den Namenlosen Tagen stattfinden soll
Ariel Rechtshaid

Ariel Rechtshaid (born March 23, 1979) is an American record producer, audio engineer, mixing engineer, multi-instrumentalist, and songwriter. His production, songwriting, and mixing credits include HAIM, Vampire Weekend, Madonna, Usher, Adele, Brandon Flowers, Charli XCX, Kelela, Cass McCombs, Solange Knowles, Tobias Jesso Jr., Murs, Sky Ferreira, We Are Scientists, Kylie Minogue, U2, Glasser, Alex Clare, and Major Lazer. Rechtshaid co-wrote and produced Usher's 2012 single, "Climax", which won the 2013 Grammy Award for Best R&B Performance. Rechtshaid was nominated for the 2014 Grammy Award for Producer of the Year and won a Grammy for his production on the Vampire Weekend album *Modern Vampires of the City*. He also produced the Billboard Hot 100 No. 1-charting single "Hey There Delilah" by the Plain White T's in 2007. Rechtshaid is the former lead singer and guitarist of the ska/pop-punk band The Hippos and the bassist and producer of indie folk-rock group Foreign Born. [1]

## Appearances

 67 | May 6, 2018
 85 | January 27, 2019
 92  | May 5, 2019

## Mentions

 11 | November 29, 2015
 12 | December 13, 2015
 83 | December 16, 2018
 86 | February 10, 2019
 87 | Febryary 24, 2019
Episode 104

## Episode Guide

   "Time Crisis, back once again. We're joined by friend of the show Cazzie David and we discuss all sorts of stuff - my recent trip to Mexico, my new favorite candy; all this, plus, a deep exploration of the BJU. What does that stand for? Well you're about to find out. This is yet another Time Crisis."

## Episode

### Topics

Ezra discusses his recent trip to Mexico on tour with Vampire Weekend. He and Jake discuss the phrase "down Mexico way" and Ezra shares his experience with the Día de Muertos Catrina pizza from Pizza Hut - a pizza with a black-colored stuffed crust. He also revelas to the world his new favorite candy - Pulparindo. Cazzie David joins to talk about being neauseous, which leads into discussion about Billy Joel pretending to be Italian, rather than his true Jewish heritage. The group discuss the upcoming "arc-thology" television show based on characters from Joel's songs and propose their own multi-film epic covering the artist's family background in Germany, his tri-state roots, and his muscial sucess. Their Billy Joel Universe film series will tie in with the Marvel Cinematic Universe, which Cazzie firmly declares to be cinema. Kylie Jenner's "rise and shine" meme and brand is discussed, Cazzie talks about beeing a freegan, and Seinfeld desperately tries to make popcorn and raisins a thing. A limited merch drop is released with the proceeds going directly to broke vegans.

### Continuity

* Vampire Weekend
* Episode 95 - "ATM machine"
* Episode 84 - "bellies full"
* "Until one of us dies"
* Billy Joel
* Bruce Springsteen
* Grateful Dead
* Episode 83 - "vegan spiceheads"
* Episode 79 - "wangs"

### Quotes

"Who's to say Billy Joel doesn't exist in the MCU?" - Ezra

"Rob Kardashian blew up an Arby's?! Woah!" - Ezra

"Popcorn and raisins kind of seems like the future liberals want." - Ezra

## Music

### Songs Played

* "One of Us" - ABBA
* "Rich Man" - Vampire Weekend
* "South of the Border (Down Mexico Way)" - Willie Nelson
* "You Can't Blame the Youth" - Bob Marley & The Wailers
* "Mexico" - Cake
* "Tiny Dancer" - Elton John
* "Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" - Billy Joel
* "Piano Man" - Billy Joel
* "Scenes from an Italian Restaurant" - Billy Joel
* "Uptown Girl" - Billy Joel
* "Rise and Shine" - J. Cole
* "Big Boss Man" - Grateful Dead
* "Sleep Now In the Fire" - Rage Against the Machine
* "Beef" - Boogie Down Productions
Jake's Classic Country Playlist

Discussed in Episode 59.

* "She's Actin' Single (I'm Drinkin' Doubles)" - Gary Stewart
* "I'm Ahead If I Can Quit While I'm Behind" - Jim Ford
* "Bob Wills Is Still the King" - Waylon Jennings
* "That's How I Got To Memphis" - Tom T. Hall
* "Good Time Charlie's Got the Blues" - Elvis Presley
* "She's All I Got" - Johnny Paycheck
* "Shelly's Winter Love" - Merle Haggard & The Strangers
* "The Gambler" - Kenny Rogers
* "Walk Through This World With Me" - George Jones
* "Just Someone I Used to Know" - Porter Wagoner & Dolly Parton
* "Good Hearted Woman" - Waylon Jennings
* "Together Again" - Buck Owens
* "Makes Me Wonder if I Ever Said Goodbye" - Mickey Newbury
* "Coat of Many Colors" - Dolly Parton
* "Leaving Louisiana In the Broad Daylight" - Rodney Crowell
* "No Train To Stockholm" - Lee Hazlewood
* "Whiskey River" - Willie Nelson
* "Kiss an Angel Good Mornin'" - Charley Pride
* "Freedom to Stay (Live in Texas - September 1974)" - Waylong Jennings
* "Lead Me On" - Conway Twitty & Loretta Lynn
* "Homecoming (Single Version)" - Tom T. Hall
* "Delta Dawn" - Tanya Tucker
* "Brand New Heartache" - Gram Parsons & Emmylou Harris
* "Hickory Wind" - The Byrds
Episode 42

## Episode Guide

   "Time Crisis, May seventh. It's springtime in America. Jake and I talk about growing up, baseball cards, but we also think about people like Thom Yorke, Chris Martin, and members of One Direction. This is a very special Time Crisis."

## Episode

### Topics

Ezra and Jake tackle birthday horoscopes and baseball card collecting. "A-Punk"'s recent ascension into Canadian Gold status prompts an exploration of today's streaming habits and how the youth of today could be discovering the tasteful palette of 70's rock. Ezra drags the Desert Island Discs concept in favour of a lifetime supply of ice cold Modelos. During the Top Five, Ezra and Jake contemplate the dichotomy between the razzle dazzle men, such as Paul McCartney and Bruno Mars, and the authentic dudes, like John Lennon and Thom Yorke. Niall Horan’s attempt to capture the tones of early 80's Don Henley sparks a fantasy movie (*New Directions*) about a recently widowed Jake running a Hardware store on Nantucket. He finds true comradery with the 70’s palette obsessed former members of One Direction. He leaves his Chainsmokers-listening daughter in charge of the store while he goes on a world tour with the lads.

### Continuity

* Vampire Weekend
* Episode 35 - "Jonathan Low"
* Tasteful Palette
* Episode 28 - "This Town"

## Music

### Top Five

2017
1. "Slow Hands" - Niall Horan
2. "I'm the One (feat. Justin Bieber, Quavo, Chance the Rapper & Lil Wayne)" - DJ Khaled
3. "Despacito (feat. Justin Bieber) [Remix]" - Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee
4. "Something Just Like This" - The Chainsmokers & Coldplay
5. "That's What I Like" - Bruno Mars

1976
1. "Welcome Back (Theme from "Welcome Back, Kotter")" - John Sebastian
2. "Right Back Where Started From (Re-Recorded)" - Maxine Nightingale
3. "Boogie Fever" - The Sylvers
4. "Fooled Around and Fell in Love" - Elvin Bishop
5. "Silly Love Songs" - Wings

### Songs Played

* "One of Us" - ABBA
* "Vamos a Gozar" - Buyepongo
* "Three Rings" - Grizzly Bear
* "Love WIll Tear Us Apart" - Joy Division
* "Cannonball" - The Breeders
* "Ziggy Stardust (2012 Remastered Version)" - David Bowie
* "Dr. Feelgood" - Mötley Crüe
* "Game of Pricks" - Guided By Voices
* "Honeysuckle Rose" - Django Reinhardt
* "Stressed Out (feat. Faith Evans)" - A Tribe Called Quest
* "Silly Love Songs" - Wings
* "That's What I Like" - Bruno Mars
* "Fooled Around and Fell in Love" - Elvin Bishop
* "Something Just Like This" - The Chainsmokers & Coldplay
* "Boogie Fever" - The Sylvers
* "Despacito (feat. Justin Bieber) [Remix]" - Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee
* "Right Back Where Started From (Re-Recorded)" - Maxine Nightingale
* "I'm the One (feat. Justin Bieber, Quavo, Chance the Rapper & Lil Wayne)" - DJ Khaled
* "Hot in Here" - Nelly
* "Welcome Back (Theme from "Welcome Back, Kotter")" - John Sebastian
* "Slow Hands" - Niall Horan
* "Dirty Laundry" - Don Henley
Lonnie's Dad

Lonnie's Dad was the father of one of Jake's childhood friends Lonnie, who loved the McDonald's sandwich the McRib. Because the McRib is a limited time item, Lonnie's Dad had a freezer in the basement in which he would stockpile the sandwich so that he would be able to eat them when the promotion ended. While this term is related to the "Two Fridge Household", it is a separate reference and should not be confused.
Mail Bag

The Time Crisis Mail Bag is a segment where the hosts read a selection of e-mails sent in by listeners of the show. The segment began when fans tracked down Jake Longstreth's personal e-mail address and began sending him messages relating to topics covered on air. Eventually a new e-mail (8minutecapecod@gmail.com) was created for fans to use. The Gmail address references the 8 Minute Cape Cod running joke.

## Episodes

 83 | December 16, 2018
 86 | February 10, 2019
Jake's New Age & Ambient Playlist

### 1975 - 2017

   Discussed in Episode 62.

* "Quiet Space, Pt.2" - Laraaji & Jonathan Goldman
* "Be-Muse-Ment (feat. Iasos) [Remastered]" - Steven Halpern
* "Kaleidoscope" - Dallas Smith, Sky Canyon & Teja Bell
* "Cries" - R. Carlos Nakai
* "Garden of Paradise" - Steven Hillage
* "Bandit Nrah Master of Rajasthan" - Richard Horowitz
* "Rainbow Canyon" - Iasos
* "They Danced, They Laughed, As of Old" - Popol Vuh
* "All Pervadin" - :araaji
* "Sand Sift" - White Rainbow
* "Beings of Light" - Franz Prichard
* "Rainbow Raga (Remastered)" - Steven Halpern
* "The Angels of Comfort" - Iasos
Episode 91

## Episode Guide

         "Time Crisis, back again. It's a very special episode. We're joined in the studio by Bardo Martinez from Chicano Batman, plus Seinfeld2000 - that's right, he's back. We talk about everything in this episode, from my trip to Japan, to Jake's appearance at the Skull & Roses festival. All that, plus Sonic the Hedgehog curry, and the latest Foster the People/Imagine Dragons beef news. This is Time Crisis."

## Episode

### Guests

* Bardo Martinez - lead singer of Chicano Batman

### Topics

Seinfeld2000 returns from Japan and discusses his and Ezra's t-shirt drop and Sonic the Hedgehog blue curry. Jake talks about his appearance with Richard Pictures at the Grateful Dead Skull & Roses festival, including their Panda Express lunch, sparking a conversation about the chain's origins. Bardo Martinez joins the Crew to give his personal history and stays for a Top Five filled with the Tasteful Palette of the 1970s and a prediction that horses are the next big trend.

### Segments

* Corporate Food History
* Top Five

### Continuity

* Vampire Weekend
* 8 Minute Cape Cod Merch
* Episode 70 - Ojai
* Jokerman
* Grateful Dead
* Chris Baio
* Episode 80 - Panda Express test kitchen
* Pepsi
* Coke
* Lonnie
* Tasteful Palette

### Quotes

"Horses are the original self-driving cars." - Ezra

## Music

### Top Five

2019
1. "Old Town Road (feat. Billy Ray Cyrus) [Remix]" - Lil Nas X
2. "Old Town Road" - Lil Nas X
3. "Blue on Black (feat. Kenny Wayne Shepherd, Brantley Gilbert & Brian May)" - Five Finger Death Punch
4. "God's Country" - Blake Shelton
5. "Boy With Luv (feat. Halsey)" - BTS

1973
1. "Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Tree" - Dawn
2. "The Night the Lights Went Out In Georgia" - Vicki Lawrence
3. "Sing" - Carpenters
4. "The Cisco Kid" - War
5. "Ain't No Woman (Like the One I've Got)" - Four Tops

### Songs Played

* "One of Us" - ABBA
* "Black Friday" - Steely Dan
* "Black Hole Sun" - Soundgarden
* "Something for Your M.I.N.D." - Superorganism
* "Computer Age" - Neil Young
* "Not Fade Away / Goin' Down the Road Feeling Bad" - Grateful Dead
* "Playing In the Band" - Grateful Dead
* "Do the Evolution" - Pearl Jam
* "Chinese Food" - Biz Markie
* "Motor Away" - Guided By Voices
* "The Glad Fact" - Dirty Projectors
* "This Land Is Your Land" - Chicano Batman
* "Friendship (Is a Small Boat In a Storm)" - Chicano Batman
* "Ain't No Woman (Like the One I've Got)" - Four Tops
* "Ain't No Woman (Remastered 1998)" - Kashif
* "Ain't No Woman (Like the One I've Got) [Live]" - Jery Garcia & Merl Saunders
* "Boy With Luv (feat. Halsey)" - BTS
* "The Cisco Kid" - War
* "Low Rider" - War
* "Why Can't We Live Together" - Timmy Thomas
* "God's Country" - Blake Shelton
* "Sing" - Carpenters
* "Blue on Black (feat. Kenny Wayne Shepherd, Brantley Gilbert & Brian May)" - Five Finger Death Punch
* "The Night the Lights Went Out In Georgia" - Vicki Lawrence
* "Old Town Road" - Lil Nas X
* "Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Tree" - Dawn
* "Old Town Road (feat. Billy Ray Cyrus) [Remix]" - Lil Nas X
Episode 90

## Episode Guide

"Time Crisis, back once again. On this week's episode we dig into two new songs from up-and-coming band, Vampire Weekend. We also briefly discuss this year's festivals, including the Skull and Roses Grateful Dead festival in Ventura. All this, plus the greatest hits of 2019 and 1969. This is Time Crisis."

## Episode

### Topics

Ezra and Jake talk *Spring 1990* and their favorite eras of Grateful Dead live recordings, then go deep on the meanings and recording of the newest Vampire Weekend singles. After some brief talk about Vampire Weekend's London shows and festivals, the pair break down the Top Five, discussing Christian music and possible soundtrack selections for Quentin Tarantino's upcoming film *Once Upon a Time in Hollywood*.

### Continuity

* Grateful Dead
* Vampire Weekend
* Episode 70 - Ojai shows
* Episode 59 - "Con te partirò"
* Episode 74 - "3-Punk"
* Seinfeld2000
* Episode 48 - Jerrod Carmichael
* A Star Is Born
* Patrickworld

## Music

### Top Five

2019
1. "Shallow" - Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper
2. "Sunflower (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)" - Post Malone & Swae Lee
3. "Sucker" - Jonas Brothers
4. "You Say" - Lauren Daigle
5. "Wow." - Post Malone

1969
1. "Dizzy" - Tommy Roe
2. "Traces" - Classics IV
3. "Time of the Season" - The Zombies
4. "Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In (The Flesh Failures) [From the American Tribal Love Rock Musical "Hair"] [Remastered 2000]" - The 5th Dimension
5. "Proud Mary" - Creedence Clearwater Revival

### Songs Played

* "One of Us" - ABBA
* "Scarlet Begonias (Live At the Capital Center, Landover, MD, March 16, 1990)" - Grateful Dead
* "Scarlet Begonias (Live at Barton Hall, Cornell University, Ithaca, NY 5/8/77)" - Grateful Dead
* "Big Blue" - Vampire Weekend
* "Time To Say Goodbye (Con te partirò)" - Vampire Weekend
* "Riders On the Storm" - The Doors
* "Shallow" - Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper
* "Peace Frog" - The Doors
* "This Life" - Vampire Weekend
* "Unbearably White" - Vampire Weekend
* "A Whiter Shade of Pale" - Procol Harum
* "Fire On the Mountain (Live At Lakeland Civic Center Arena, Lakeland, FA, May 21, 1977)" - Grateful Dead
* "Playing In the Band (Live Manhattan Center, New York, NY, April 6, 2971)" - Grateful Dead
* "Touch of Grey" - Grateful Dead
* "Take Me to the River (Pittsburg 6-30-95 Three Rivers Stadium)" - Grateful Dead
* "New Kid In Town" - Eagles
* "Proud Mary" - Creedence Clearwater Revival
* "Wow." - Post Malone
* "Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In (The Flesh Failures) [From the American Tribal Love Rock Musical "Hair"] [Remastered 2000]" - The 5th Dimension
* "You Say" - Lauren Daigle
* "Satan Is Real" - The Louvin Brothers
* "Time of the Season" - The Zombies
* "Sucker" - Jonas Brothers
* "Traces" - Classics IV
* "Sunflower (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)" - Post Malone & Swae Lee
* "Dizzy" - Tommy Roe
* "Shallow" - Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper
* "Veal parm on a PJ" - Patrickworld
* "Birthday Mode (Sicko Mode Remix)" - Patrickworld
Episode 33

## Episode Guide

"It's the final Time Crisis of 2016. I don't want to dwell on the past, I want to look to the future, so we're gonna bring together Time Crisis east and west to heal some wounds. We got Despot, Jonah Hill, and Jake Longstreth. We're gonna talk to Connor Kilpatrick about what a socialist Christmas will look like. All this, plus the biggest songs of the year. This is Time Crisis."

## Episode

### Guests

* Jonah Hill - actor and writer
* Mike D - of the Beastie Boys
* Connor Kilpatrick - editor of *Jacobin*, democratic socialist magazine

### Topics

Members of TC East - Despot and Jonah Hill - stop by for this episode. Mike D is present for the first five minutes and the Crew talk Carl's Jr. and Pepsi's New York restaurant Kola House, the interior being designed by Lenny Kravitz. Connor Kilpatrick calls in again to describe what an American Christmas would look like under socialism. Then the group discusses an auction offering a coffee outing with Ivanka Trump and plans on pooling their resources to place the highest bid in Ezra's name. Ezra talks about his journey of getting jacked for 2016 and his progress on the next Vampire Weekend album. The Top Five covers the top number one hits of 2016 and 1968, and spawns a running joke hypothesizing what music would play in the background of Adam Curtis' documentary covering 2016.

### Segments

* Time Crisis Hotline
* Top Five

### Continuity

* Coke
* Pepsi
* Vampire Weekend
* In My Neighborhood

### Quotes

"But this was a fantasy." - Ezra, imitating Adam Curtis

## Music

### Top Five

Biggest #1 Hits of 2016
1. "Closer (feat. Halsey)" - The Chainsmokers
2. "One Dance (feat. Wizkid & Kyla)" - Drake
3. "Work (feat. Drake)" - Rihanna
4. "Black Beatles (feat. Gucci Mane)" - Rae Sremmurd
5. "Cheap Thrills (feat. Sean Paul)" - Sia

Biggest #1 Hits of 1968
1. "Hey Jude" - The Beatles
2. "Honey (Digital Remastered)" - Bobby Goldsboro
3. "Love Is Blue" - Paul Mauriat
4. "People Got to Be Free" - The Rascals
5. "(Sittin' On) The Dock of the Bay" - Otis Redding

### Songs Played

* "One of Us" - ABBA
* "Johnny Ryall" - Beastie Boys
* "Reunited" - Wu-Tang Clan
* "It Ain't Over 'Til It's Over" - Lenny Kravitz
* "Minnesota (feat. Quavo, Skippa da Flippa & Young Thug)" - Lil Yachty
* "Hayy Xmas (War Is Over)" - John Lennon, Yoko Ono, The Harlem Community Choir
* "Pt. 2" - Kanye West
* "Legend Has It" - Run The Jewels
* "Sneakin' (feat. 21 Savage)" - Drake
* "(Sittin' On) The Dock of the Bay" - Otis Redding
* "Cheap Thrills (feat. Sean Paul)" - Sia
* "People Got to Be Free" - The Rascals
* "Black Beatles (feat. Gucci Mane)" - Rae Sremmurd
* "Love Is Blue" - Paul Mauriat
* "Work (feat. Drake)" - Rihanna
* "Honey (Digital Remastered)" - Bobby Goldsboro
* "One Dance (feat. Wizkid & Kyla)" - Drake
* "Hey Jude" - The Beatles
* "Closer (feat. Halsey)" - The Chainsmokers
Episode 92

## Episode Guide

"Time Crisis, back once again. This is the *Father of the Bride* episode. I'm joined by Jake Longstreth and Ariel Rechtschaid as we play Jake the new Vampire Weekend album in its entirety for the first time. He might have heard some of the songs before, but still, this is a historic event. Please join us now for a very special Time Crisis."

## Episode

### Topics

Ariel joins the Crew to deep dive into the newest Vampire Weekend album. Tangent towards the end of the episode about Jerry Seinfeld and Jerry Garcia.

### Continuity

* Vampire Weekend
* Bruce Springsteen
* A Star Is Born
* Dave Longstreth
* Neo Yokio
* 8 Minute Cape Cod
* Grateful Dead
* Ed Sheeran
* Episode 14 - Bernie Sanders rally

### Fun Facts

This episode aired the day of Vampire Weekend's Webster Hall show in New York, which constitues much of the content of the next episode.

## Music

### Songs Played

All songs by Vampire Weekend, except where noted

* "One of Us" - ABBA
* "Hold You Now (feat. Danielle Haim)"
* "Harmony Hall"
* "Bambina"
* "This Life"
* "Big Blue"
* "How Long"
* "Unbearably White"
* "Rich Man"
* "Married in a Gold Rush (feat. Danielle Haim)"
* "My Mistake"
* "Sympathy"
* "Sunflower (feat. Steve Lacy)"
* "Flower Moon (feat. Steve Lacy)"
* "2021"
* "We Belong Together (feat. Danielle Haim)"
* "Stranger"
* "Spring Snow"
* "Jerusalem, New York, Berlin"
* "Garden Party" - Ricky Nelson
Drops

Drops are short sound clips which are used to emphasize a moment, introduce a segment, or bridge the gap between topics. They can feature music, sound effects, or speech. Several drops can be heard here. Here are some of the drops most prominently featured on the show:

 Explosion
 You're listening to Time Crisis with Ezra Koenig on Beats1
 Emojis for blind people
A Star Is Born

*A Star Is Born* is a 2018 American musical romantic drama film produced and directed by Bradley Cooper (in his directorial debut) and written by Eric Roth, Cooper and Will Fetters. A remake of the 1937 film of the same name, it stars Cooper, Lady Gaga, Andrew Dice Clay, Dave Chappelle, and Sam Elliott, and follows a hard-drinking musician (Cooper) who discovers and falls in love with a young singer (Gaga). It marks the fourth remake of the original 1937 film, after the 1954 musical, the 1976 rock musical and the 2013 Bollywood romance film.[1]

The film became a hot topic on Time Crisis and sparked in-depth discussions about the film's merchandise, Bradley Cooper's method acting/directing, and the possibility of a *Star Is Born* cinematic universe (referred to as the *A Star Is Born* Universe, or ASIBU [pronounced "uh-see-boo"]).

## Episodes

Episodes mentioning *A Star Is Born* or related topics.
Episode 130

## Episode Guide

"Time Crisis, back once again. Well, here we are. So much to discuss in the dog days of summer. Jake and I reunite to discuss literature, music, and of course, technology. All this, plus Brian Jones and his new \*NSYNC cover album. This is Time Crisis."

## Episode

### Guests

* Brian Jones - guitarist, of Vampire Weekend

### Topics

Jake and Ezra talk to the importance of shade in LA and the grisly implications of the phrase "to flesh out". They discuss Tom O'Neill's *CHAOS* and the tumultuous events and conspiracies of the 1960s. Nick and Seinfeld raise complaints over the change in books for the Crisis Crew's TC book club, having already started reading Charlie Kaufman's *Antkind* upon Jake's reccomendation. The group discuss Whole Foods and their possible connection to the CIA. Brian Jones joins to break down the making of his *No Strings Attached* cover album, as well as a deep dive into O-Town's incel anthem "Liquid Dreams". The Top Five sees talk on the versatility of calling anything "technology" and proposes a new tech venture for Jake - guacamole.

### Segments

* Time Crisis Hotline
* Top Five

### Continuity

* Grateful Dead
* Episode 55 - Whole Foods' Austin roots
* Episode 119  - Brian Jones' *No Strings Attached* breakdown
* Vampire Weekend
* Winter

### Fun Facts

This episode was recorded via FaceTime, with none of the hosts in the same room, due to the COVID-19 pandemic.

## Music

### Top Five

2020
1. "WAP (feat. Megan Thee Stallion)" - Cardi B
2. "Laugh Now Cry Later (feat. Lil Durk)" - Drake
3. "For the Night (feat. Lil Baby & DaBaby)" - Pop Smoke
4. "Mood Swings (feat. Lil Tjay)" - Pop Smoke
5. "Mood (feat. iann dior)" - 24kGoldn

2000
1. "Doesn't Really Matter" - Janet Jackson
2. "Incomplete" - Sisqó
3. "Bent" - Matchbox Twenty
4. "Jumpin', Jumpin'" - Destiny's Child
5. "I Wanna Know" - Joe

### Songs Played

* "One of Us" - ABBA
* "MK Ultra" - Muse
* "Take Me Home, Country Roads (feat. Waxahatchee)" - Whitney
* "Dark Star (Live At the Fillmore West 1969)" - Grateful Dead
* "Nothing I Can Do About It Now" - Willie Nelson
* "Bye Bye Bye" - Brian Robert Jones
* "Space Cowboy (feat. Whisperfish)" - Brian Robert Jones
* "This I Promise You (feat. Ren Farren)" - Brian Robert Jones
* "Liquid Dreams" - O-Town
* "I Wanna Know" - Joe
* "Mood (feat. iann dior)" - 24kGoldn
* "Jumpin', Jumpin'" - Destiny's Child
* "Mood Swings (feat. Lil Tjay)" - Pop Smoke
* "Bent" - Matchbox Twenty
* "For the Night (feat. Lil Baby & DaBaby)" - Pop Smoke
* "Incomplete" - Sisqó
* "Laugh Now Cry Later (feat. Lil Durk)" - Drake
* "Doesn't Really Matter" - Janet Jackson
* "WAP (feat. Megan Thee Stallion)" - Cardi B
Episode 97

## Episode Guide

"Time Crisis. Ask me anything. It's time to open the floodgates and let the TC heads ask Jake and I about what really matters. Too often has this show been bound by the rigid structures of late-night news. Finally, we're gonna go on some flights of fancy and let the show take us wherever it wants to go. This is Time Crisis."

## Episode

### Topics

Seinfeld moderates Twitter questions sent in by listeners. Jake and Ezra discuss their college years, including Jake's art school experience, Ezra's college selection process, and their 2005 tour with Dirty Projectors. Afterwards they talk karaoke and cereal before concluding the episode listening to a bizarre speech by The Beach Boys' Mike Love at the 1988 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony.

### Continuity

* Grateful Dead
* Dave Longstreth
* Vampire Weekend
* Episode 88 - Sour Patch Kids cereal
* Nick Weidenfeld
* Bruce Springsteen
* Billy Joel

### Fun Facts

This episode features the first use of the "This show rules" and "Let's get a number crunch" drops.

## Music

### Songs Played

* "One of Us" - ABBA
* "Question" - The Moody Blues
* "Art School (Remastered 2017)" - The Jam
* "My Old School" - Steely Dan
* "Opportunities (Let's Make Lots of Money) [2001 Remaster]" - Pet Shop Boys
* "Break-Thru" - Dirty Projectors
* "Call on Me (Radio Edit)" - Eric Prydz
* "Valerie" - Steve Winwood
* "All Around My Hat (2009 Remaster)" - Steeleye Span
* "Tequila Noon" - Mountain Brews
* "A-Punk" - Vampire Weekend
* "Oxford Comma" - Vampire Weekend
* "Milk & Cereal" - G. Love & Special Sauce
* "Take Me Home, Country Roads (Original Version)" - John Denver
* "Holding On" - The War on Drugs
* "Spring Snow" - Vampire Weekend
* "Pork Roll, Egg and Cheese" - Ween
* "Sometimes" - My Bloody Valentine
* "Roadrunner" - The Modern Lovers
* "Massachusetts" - Bee Gees
* "A Fifth of Beethoven" - Saturday Night Fever
* "Tom Sawyer" - Rush
* "Promised Land (Live at Oakland Coliseum Stadium, Oakland, Ca, October 9, 1976)" - Grateful Dead
* "Surfin' U.S.A." - The Beach Boys
* "Good Vibrations" - The Beach Boys
Jake Longstreth

John Pullman "Jake" Longstreth, Jr. (born 1977 in Sharon, Connecticut) is an American painter, musician, YouTuber, and radio personality. He is currently the co-host of the Beats 1 show, *Time Crisis with Ezra Koenig*. [1] Jake is a member of Richard Pictures (a.k.a. Dick Pics), a Los Angeles-based Grateful Dead cover band, and his own band Mountain Brews. His brother is Dave Longstreth of the band Dirty Projectors, and he is married to filmmaker Hannah Fidell.

## Social Media

Twitter - @dongstreth
Instagram - @streth
Website - jakelongstreth.com
Ezra Koenig

Ezra Michael Koenig (born April 8, 1984) is an American internet radio host, musician, singer-songwriter, and playwright. He is best known as the lead vocalist and guitarist of alternative rock band Vampire Weekend. Additionally, Koenig is the creator of the Netflix animated comedy series Neo Yokio and also hosts the Apple Music radio talk show *Time Crisis with Ezra Koenig*. [1] Ezra is in a relationship with Rashida Jones, and the couple welcomed their son Isaiah Jones Koenig on August 22, 2018.

## Appearances

Ezra is the main host of *Time Crisis* and has appeared in every episode.

## Social Media

* Twitter - @arzE
* Instgram - @arze
* Instagram - @jokermanswild
Cazzie David

**Cazzie Laurel David** (born May 10, 1994) is an American scriptwriter and actress. David co-created and co-starred in the web series *Eighty-Sixed* (2017*).* Her first collection of essays *No One Asked For This* was released in 2020*.* She also appears in the third season of Netflix's *The Umbrella Academy*. She is the daughter of comedian and *Seinfeld* co-creator Larry David and environmental activist and film producer Laurie David.

## Appearances

 176
Episode 8

## Episode Guide

   "Time Crisis eight. We finally made it. I'm back in New York, and that means I'm back with Despot and Cousin Asher. But that's not all - we'll be joined by legendary actor/writer Jonah Hill, and legendary rapper/singer iLoveMakonnen. We'll also be counting down the hits and talking about the surprising connection between Adolf Hitler, Drake, and the Taliban. This is Time Crisis."

## Episode

### Guests

* Jonah Hill - actor and writer
* iLoveMakonnen - rapper and singer

### Topics

It's autumn in New York and the Crew talk Drake's possible Halloween costume, video games, and James Bond. Jonah Hill stops in for a chat about Selena, and iLoveMakonnen closes out the show with a discussion about his work and A$AP Rocky.

### Segments

* New York News
* Top Five

### Drops

Ezra plays drops of Siri's speak feature reading emojis aloud upon Despot's recommendation. For example, 🔥 is read as "fire"; 😎 is read as "smiling face with sunglasses".

## Music

### Top Five

1. "Hotline Bling" - Drake
2. "The Hills" - The Weeknd
3. "The Hills (feat. Eminem) [Remix]" - The Weeknd
4. "Wildest Dreams" - Taylor Swift
5. "Stitches" - Shawn Mendes

### Songs Played

* "One of Us" - ABBA
* "Where Your Girl At" - iLoveMakonnen
* "Someday" - The Strokes
* "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" - The White Stripes
* "Look At Wrist (feat. Ilovemakonnen & Key)" - Father
* "Jumpman" - Drake & Future
* "Cha Cha" - DRAM
* "Live and Let Die" - Wings
* "You Only Live Twice (Main Title)" - Nancy Sinatra
* "Nobody Does It Better" - Carly Simon
* "Stitches" - Shawn Mendes
* "Wildest Dreams" - Taylor Swift
* "The Hills (feat. Eminem) [Remix]" - The Weeknd
* "The Hills" - The Weeknd
* "Hotline Bling" - Drake
* "Cuando Suena El Bling" - Fuego
* "I Can See Clearly Now" - Johnny Nash
* "It Was a Good Day" - Ice Cube
* "Como la Flor" - Selena
* "God's Child" - David Byrne & Selena
* "Linda Wants to Be Alone" - Gary Wilson
* "Alone Again (Naturally)" - Gilbert O'Sullivan
* "Without You" - Harry Nilsson
* "Swerve" - iLoveMakonnen
* "L$D" - A$AP Rocky
* "Excuse Me" - A$AP Rocky
* "Down 4 So Long (feat. Ezra Koenig & Despot) [Remix]" - iLoveMakonnen
* "We Belong" - Pat Benatar
Episode 19

## Episode Guide

   "Time Crisis, New York City. A lot of my haters have suggested that I live in Los Angeles. Well, guess what? I just did two episodes of my radio show in a row in New York City. This time I'm joined by Despot, Cousin Asher, and Jonah Hill. We'll be talking about Harambe, 1999, plus Jake Longstreth digs deeper into the world of Pepsi. This is Time Crisis."

## Episode

### Guests

* Jonah Hill - actor and writer
* Jake Longstreth - painter and *Time Crisis* co-host

### Topics

Jonah Hill joins the New York Crisis Crew to talk about Harambe, Juggalos, New York ice cream truck wars, and the hits of 1999. Jake calls with the history of former PepsiCo CEO Donald Kendall, his ties with Richard Nixon, and success in getting Pepsi into the Soviet Union.

### Segments

* New York News
* Time Crisis Hotline
* Corporate Food History
* Top Five

### Continuity

* Episode 8 - Jonah Hill's first appearance
* Emoji drops
* PepsiCo
* Coke
* Doritos
* Florida Georgia Line
* Ed Sheeran

## Music

### Top Five

2016
1. "CAN'T STOP THE FEELING! (Original Song From DreamWorks Animation's "Trolls")" - Justin Timberlake
2. "One Dance (feat. Wizkid & Kyla)" - Drake
3. "Just Like Fire (From "Alice Through the Looking Glass")" - P!nk
4. "H.O.L.Y." - Florida Georgia Line
5. "This Is What You Came For (feat. Rihanna)" - Calvin Harris

### Songs Played

* "One of Us" - ABBA
* "Ice Water [Prod by Shlohmo]" - Lil Yachty
* "Still Here" - Drake
* "DRIVE ME CRAZY (feat. Vic Mensa)" - KAYTRANADA
* "WEIGHT OFF (feat. BADBADNOTGOOD)" - KAYTRANADA
* "November Has Come" - Gorillaz
* "Super Brooklyn (Original)" - Cocoa Brovas
* “Cha Cha” - DRAM
* "1999 (Street Version)" - Common
* "Let the Funk Flow" - EPMD
* “We Didn’t Start the Fire” - Billy Joel
* “Back In the U.S.S.R.” - The Beatles
* “What Is a Juggalo?” - Insane Clown Posse
* "Lawyers, Guns and Money" - Warren Zevon
* "Controlla" - Drake
* "Livin' la Vida Loca" - Ricky Martin
* "No Scrubs" - TLC
* "Kiss Me" - Sixpence None the Richer
* "Believe" - Cher
* "Love Lockdown" - Kanye West
* "This Is What You Came For (feat. Rihanna)" - Calvin Harris
* "H.O.L.Y." - Florida Georgia Line
* "Drag Me Down" - One Direction
* "Just Like Fire (From "Alice Through the Looking Glass")" - P!nk
* "One Dance (feat. Wizkid & Kyla)" - Drake
* "CAN'T STOP THE FEELING! (Original Song From DreamWorks Animation's "Trolls")" - Justin Timberlake
* "Cry Me a River" - Justin Timberlake
Merch

There have been a few pieces of official *Time Crisis* merch which have been available through various giveaways on Twitter. The most common have been t-shirts bearing the phrase "8 Minute Cape Cod" on the front, with various designs and colors. *Time Crisis* Honorary Membership cards have also been given away, which mention the Core Values. On November 3, 2019 there was a merch drop of "popcorn and raisins" sweatshirts as a tie-in to Episode 104. Please see the Gallery below for examples.

First edition 8 Minute Cape Cod shirt signed by EzraShirt signed by DespotDespot in the studio wearing a first edition shirtJake in the studio wearing a second edition tie-dye 8 Minute Cape Cod shirtSleeve of the tie-dye shirt, featuring the phrase "Tasteful Palette"Jake in the studio wearing a third edition 8 Minute Cape Cod long sleeveEzra wearing the long sleeve shirt at GQ Live December, 2018Back of the long sleeve featuring Jokerman font, with membership card*Time Crisis* Honorary Membership cardBack of an Honorary Membership cardCustom Mitsubishi brand pencils with the phrase "Crisis Crew". Pencils were given away during Vampire Weekend's May 5th Webster Hall show in New YorkMitsubishi pencils with the phrase "8 Min Cape Cod""Popcorn and raisins" limited edition drop of 20 to benefit broke vegansA shirt to commemorate the @timecrisis2000 Twitter account reaching 20,000 followers (as yet unreleased)
Örtlichkeiten

## Städte

* Wehrheim
* Gallys
* Zweimühlen
* Altzoll
* Warunk

## Dörfer

* Neu-Ost-Wehrheim
* Talf
* Hexisch Widmannshuf
* Devensberg
* Wutzenwald
* Rissfurth
* Auweiler
* Ritterlich Bockel
* Ritterlich Binsen

## Burgen

* Burg Mersingen
* Tsakloster Waisenstift Heilige Mutter Thuronia
* Todeswall
* Schloss Randolphshall
* Bockelburg/Grabhügel vom Trollkönig Kradosch

## Sümpfe & Moore

* Zwergmoor
* Harpensümpfe
Episode 65

## Episode Guide

   "Time Crisis, back once again. This is a very major show. We'll be talking about the Wendy's mixtape, with the legendary T-Pain. We'll also be counting down the Top Five hits of today and 1985 - the year T-Pain was born. We'll also be talking about Diet Coke, Donald Trump, and Alanis Morissette. This is Time Crisis."

## Episode

### Topics

Ezra and Jake talk 90s rock artists Smashing Pumpkins and Alanis Morissette, with a lyrical deep dive on Morissette's "Ironic". T-Pain calls in to discuss the Wendy's mixtape and shared his fast food hacks. Trump's Diet Coke obsession is touched upon. The Top Five covers Madonna and Ezra applies his rigorous logic to the lyrics of Phil Collins' "One More Night".

### Segments

* Corporate Food History
* Time Crisis Hotline
* Mail Bag
* Top Five

### Continuity

* Vampire Weekend
* Eileen's Car
* Lonnie's Dad
* Grateful Dead
* Bruce Springsteen
* Episode 62 - Scott Rogowsky

## Music

### Top Five

2018
1. "The Middle" - Zedd, Maren Morris & Grey
2. "Meant to Be" - Bebe Rexha & Florida Georgia Line
3. "Call Out My Name" - The Weeknd
4. "Whatever It Takes" - Imagine Dragons
5. "God's Plan" - Drake

1985
1. "One More Night (2006 Remastered)" - Phil Collins
2. "We Are The World" - U.S.A. for Africa
3. "Material Girl" - Madonna
4. "Crazy for You" - Madonna
5. "Lovergirl" - Teena Marie

### Songs Played

* "One of Us" - ABBA
* "Ava Adore" - Smashing Pumpkins
* "Thank U" - Alanis Morissette
* "Head Over Feet (2015 Remastered)" - Alanis Morissette
* "Ironic (2015 Remastered)" - Alanis Morissette
* "You Oughta Know (2015 Remastered)" - Alanis Morissette
* "Bickenhead" - Cardi B
* "Twitter Figners" - at Wendys
* "Rest in Grease" - at Wendys
* "I'm Sprung" - T-Pain
* "Clownin" - at Wendys
* "4 For 4$" - at Wendys
* "Buy U a Drank (Shawty Snappin') [feat. Yung Joc]" - T-Pain
* "Booty Wurk (One Cheek At a Time) [feat. Joey Galaxy]" - T-Pain
* "Can't Believe It (feat. Lil Wayne)" - T-Pain
* "Jimmi Diggin Cats" - Digable Planets
* "Lovergirl" - Teena Marie
* "God's Plan" - Drake
* "Crazy for You" - Madonna
* "Whatever It Takes" - Imagine Dragons
* "Last Resort" - Papa Roach
* "Material Girl" - Madonna
* "Call Out My Name" - The Weeknd
* "We Are The World" - U.S.A. for Africa
* "One More Night (2006 Remastered)" - Phil Collins
* "The Middle" - Zedd, Maren Morris & Grey
Ein provokativer Vorschlag

## Oberkommando für unsere Abwesenheit

Während wir weg sind, sowohl zeitn ah, als auch währende der NL Tagen lassen wir unsere Baronie nicht schutzlos zurück.

Aber Führungslos. Ron und Maline sind beides Führer ihrer Truppe, jedoch keine Feldherren. Mythraela von Korfeld ist nicht lange genug dabei, und Amicelli ist auch ersteinmal neu.

Maruechs Vorschlag wäre es, für die Zeit unserer Abwesehenheit das Oberkommando über unsere Truppe dem Rissfurther Ritterbund unter Baltram von Rissfurth zu übergeben. Die spontane Reaktion dürfte sein "Warum zur Hölle dem Trottel?!". Ein berechtiger Einwand. Aber es gibt auch Gründe für die Rissfurther:

* Sie bilden selbst eine Schlagkräftige Truppe, inklusive schwerer Reiterei.
* Sie sind als Ritter rausgebildet, dh Kriegsführung ist Ihnen nicht ganz fremd.
* Sie sind als Ritter an ihren Ehrenkodex der Ritterlichkeit gebunden (https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ritterlichkeit), der unter anderem Treue und Würde beinhaltet. Man kanns natürlich so hinbiegen, dass ein Verrat an uns dem Ritterkodex entspräche. Aber ein Ritter der den Ehrenkodex ernst nimmt, kann man uns eigtl nicht verraten. Bzw wenn sie es trotzdem tun, haben sie sich ausserhalb der Ordnung gestellt.
* Es stärkt unsere Verbundenheit. Gegenseitiges Vertrauen stärkt unsere langfristige Kooperation. Ich denke die sind durchaus bereit sich uns unterzuordnen falls wir irgendwann legitimiert würden.

Es gibt aber auch Gründe dagegen:

* Sie könnten uns verraten und die Stadt hinter unserem Rücken nehmen. Ich denke aber, dass unsere Bevölkerung da nicht glücklich wäre und unsere Truppen im Zweifel auch auf unserer Seite sind.
* Sie könnten dumme Entscheidungen treffen. Ein Risiko, definitiv.
* Sie könnten in Geheimdiplomatie mit anderen Mächtegruppen liegen und auf der Art aktiv gegen uns arbeiten.
Seinfeld2000

Jason Richards, known by his online username Seinfeld2000, is a comedian and journalist. His humorous social media accounts focus on the idea of what the 1990s television show *Seinfeld* would be like if it were written and airing today. He is currently a producer and co-host on Time Crisis, and runs the Time Crisis twitter account where he will occasionally host giveaway contests.

## Number Crunch

On various episodes Seinfeld2000 is asked by another host (most often Ezra ) to do "a number crunch". This request refers to fact-checking, researching, or calculating information relevant to the topic of discussion. Often this request is not feasible to accomplish immediately, but can sometimes entail double-checking something on Wikipedia.

## Social Media

Twitter - @Seinfeld2000

Instagram - @seinfeld2000

Time Crisis Twitter - @timecrisis2000

## Mentions

 87 | Febryary 24, 2019
 88 | March 10, 2019
 89 | March 24, 2019
 90 | April 7, 2019
 96 | June 30, 2019
Cousin Asher

Asher Sarlin, known on *Time Crisis* as Cousin Asher, is a New York based graphic designer, and Ezra's second cousin. He has done design work for Vampire Weekend's first three albums, as well as stage backdrops and merchandise, and design work for Discovery's first album. He is one of the original hosts of *Time Crisis*, along with Despot, and makes appearances infrequently after the show's move to LA.

## Social Media

Twitter - @ashersarlin

Instagram - @asarlin
Episode 95

## Episode Guide

"Time Crisis. There comes a time when a Crisis cannot be live. When we must dig into the bank of eps. And within the bank of eps, there are eps where we must dig into the mail bag. And what do we pull from the mail bag? We pull emails. And this is Time Crisis."

## Episode

### Topics

The Crew dive into the mail bag to first discuss the etymology of "buff", with a tangent on portmanteaus. The next email reveals the true corporate history of Eistein Bros. Bagels, following a dissection of *The Office'*s Kafka-esque style of humor. The episode rounds out with talk of TC bootleg and fan-made merch.

### Segments

* Mail Bag
* Corporate Food History
* Sweet Chili Heat World Premiere

### Continuity

* Vampire Weekend
* Tight Eight
* Grateful Dead
* Bruce Springsteen
* Nick Weidenfeld
* Episode 91 - Panda Express
* Episode 35 - The Founder

## Music

### Songs Played

* "One of Us" - ABBA
* "It's Alright" - The Mother Hips
* "The Shredder" - Little Wings
* "When I Get Up" - Tim Heidecker
* "People Are Strange" - The Doors
* "Unbearably White" - Vampire Weekend
* "Sunday Morning (Stereo Version)" - The Velvet Underground & Nico
* "I'll Be There for You (Theme from Friends)" - The Rembrandts
* "57 Channels (And Nothin' On)" - Bruce Springsteen
* "Bagels in Kiev" - Animal Collective
* "Ripple" - Grateful Dead
* "I Shall Be Free" - Bob Dylan
* "The Impression That I Get" - The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
* "Your Party" - Ween
* "Harmony Hall" - Vampire Weekend
* "Shakedown Street" - Grateful Dead
* "Take It Easy" - Eagles
* "Willin" - Little Feat
* "Mountain Brews" - Mountain Brews
Tsakloster Waisenstift Heilige Mutter Thuronia

Ein Kloster der Tsa, etwa einen Tagesmarsch nordwestlich von Devensberg gelegen.

Dem dunklen Gestein nach zu urteilen, aus dem das Kloster errichtet wurde, könnte es sich ursprünglich um ein Bauwerk der Boron-Kirche gehandelt haben. Wann und Warum es der Tsa-Kirche übergeben wurde ist unbekannt. Heute ist das Kloster vor allem ein Heim für die vielen Waisenkinder der Baronie. Anscheinend wird das Kloster auch häufiger von Golgariten als Nachtlager genutzt. Trotz der unsicheren Zeiten bietet man hier noch Wandernden Zuflucht für die Nacht.

-Piperiadon- "Chrr.. Chrr.. w..wie? Was? Nein nein, ich ähm, ich bereite nur einen kleinen Trunk für die armen Waisenkinder zu. Ob ich ein Schlafwandler sei? Meine liebe Frau Peraineakolutin, ich verbitte mir solcherlei Unterstellungen!"