Meet The Miller Family

**Meet The Miller Family** is the 5th episode of The Loudest House!

Next episode: The School Play

## Synopsis:

A peek in the life of David and his big family.

## Character appearances:

* David Miller
* Greg Miller
* Henry Miller
* Lizzie Miller
* Emma Miller
* Robert Miller
* Brittany Miller
* Sarah Miller
* Todd Miller
* Riley Robinson

## Transcript:

On a Saturday morning, David woke up.

He noticed Greg already working on an experiment.

Robert and Riley just woke up.

David: I see Riley spent the night again.

Robert: He sure did!

Riley: Yep! Now time to make breakfast!

Greg: Oh yes! Make my eggs florentine!

David: That might be pushing it.

Greg: What? They can make anything!

David: Believe me. I know.

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The entire Miller family was around the dining room table eating breakfast.

David: Robert, Riley. You really outdid yourselves.

Sarah: Yeah! Thanks to you two, I won't be late for work.

Todd: Yep! You two are remarkable. As are all our kids.

Sarah: Yes! Every one of you is remarkable.

David (to viewers): Yep. A typical day in the Miller home. Every one of my siblings are extremely remarkable. However, I like to think I'm superior.

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Brittany was painting a picture in the living room when Emma came in.

Brittany: Emma! I need you to pose for my next picture.

Emma: Maybe not. You see, I need to finish my novel. I want it to get published by the end of the year.

Brittany: You've said that about your last FIVE novels and they never got published.

Emma: This one will be. It's a story about our family.

David came in and overheard.

David: What kind of imbecilic simpleton with no life would read that?

Emma: Excuse me! I know PLENTY of people who would read it.

David: Your little friend Maggie...doesn't count.

Emma turned red.

Emma: Well!

She stomped off to her room.

David: Well. Someone had to tell her the truth.

Brittany: Yeah. But wasn't that a bit too harsh?

David smirked.

David: Maaaaybe....

David left as Brittany rolled her eyes.

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Greg was primping himself in the bathroom mirror when David came in.

Greg: Oh good. You need to help me with my hair. Darcy invited me over for a playdate.

David: First of all, no one cares how you do your hair. And second of all, I thought an intelligent person like yourself wouldn't waste time with such simplistic scum.

Greg turned red.

Greg: OH! And Lisa is better? She's heartless like you!

David pretended to not hear Greg.

David: Whatever you say...

David left.

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Henry and Lizzie were arguing.

Lizzie: Henry, I can't believe you sold my psych 101 book JUST to buy a calculator!

Henry: It's not JUST a calculator. It's a calculator, computer, phone, and mini fridge all in one!

Lizzie: Who would even buy that?

Henry: I would! And it was the best 30 bucks I ever spent!

Robert overheard the commotion and entered.

Robert: Woah. Lizzie, Henry. What's going on here?

Henry: Don't you have a boyfriend to cuddle?

Robert: I do. But then I heard this. Please make up!

Lizzie: He sold my book to buy some cheap calculator with unnecessary functions!

Henry: What? Flip said it was a good deal!

Lizzie: I knew it! Mom and Dad said to never buy anything from him!

Robert: Yeah. Is that what you were fighting about? I could have told you that. In the meantime, Riley and I have an encore of Descendants 3 to watch. We LOVE that movie!

Lizzie rolled her eyes.

Lizzie: Very well.

Robert ruffled Henry's hair and left.

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Sarah and Todd just got home from work. They lied on the couch all tired.

Robert and Riley noticed this and were exasperated as they paused the TV.

Robert: Mom! Dad! Couldn't you see Riley and I were watching Descendants 3?

Sarah: I'm sorry, Bobby. We're exhausted.

Todd: Yeah. Think you can make your famous whoopie pies?

Riley: Of course we would.

Robert: And please. Don't call me Bobby. You know I outgrew that name!

Sarah: Sorry! I've been calling you that since you were born!

Robert rolled his eyes and left as Riley followed.

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It was dinner time. Robert and Riley took a 3 cheese lasagna out of the oven.

Robert: Come on everyone! Dinner!

The rest of the Millers came into the kitchen and got their meals.

They all sat down at the dining room table.

David: Well, this was a fantastic day!

Greg: I'll say. But please. Get between Darcy and me, and meet my deathly massage chair.

David rolled his eyes.

David (to viewers): These people may not be perfect. But I'm glad to call them family.