Dream Vault 70

Dream Vault 17

Dream Vault 35

N.S.F.W warning

31/05/18: A STANDO. Me, ‘polnareff’ and some other punk. We walk into this japanese room very still atmosphere we prick out toes on the way, in the hallway. When we enter there’s a bit plush of botamo from DBS in the corner, looking really fucked up, literally a pin cushion. We’re all a bit confused “Well where’s the stand user…?” Then one of the pins in the botamo teddy shoots out and goes into polnareff’s arm. He then struggles a bit then turns and punches me and the other stand user. “Guys help! I don’t know what’s going on with my arm!” Upon trying to pull out the pin because of the pain, the arm immediately smacks him away. “Th-that can’t be! This pin is the stand?” Then another pin shoots out and gets him in the leg. “Aaaff, fuck!” His leg is then under the stand’s control and he then is forced to move closer to the botamo doll to which another pin shoots at him, he summons silver chariot and deflects the pin at which point it goes into his shoulder of the arm that is already under control, just doubling down on it. “Gaah! You son of a bitch! I swear when I find you I’ll make swiss cheese out of you!” The other stand user next to me the kicks me repeatedly. “Gah dude! What the hell?!” I then see that a pin got stuck in his foot then I get a flashback for when we were in the hallway leading to this room and remember the pins scattered on the floor and this guy go his feet poked. Then the stand user speaks, but his voice is all around the room “Huahahahaha! Such foolish brats! Didn’t you think to investigate your enemy beforehand? Kukuku!” I keep guarding then punch the stand user in the gut to wind him then move behind and knock him out clean. “Actually, with abilities these powerful yet simple, one only needs to keep calm and think.” The voice grumbles a bit. “What are you saying, girl? You think you have me all figured out?!” I activate my stand’s magnetism effect and put a magnet force against the wall, all magnetic object ie the needles are pulled straight to it. “Or just use stand abilities” My stand can manipulate energy in general, giving it the effect. Then the enemy stand user tries to boast that she can’t be detected anyhow bc her ability. I suss her out by manipulating the energy in the room to reveal her and FATALITY, I kill her, the dream ends.

\*\*05/06/18\*\*: Medieval themed dream!
One where I am a knight no less. And the save the princess thing in kinda present, but it’s more hide the princess. From what I can sense, the townspeople thought she was either a: heretic, a witch or both. And the neighbouring prince was seen a lot with her, whilst he is suspected of supernatural things because of how successful he is so far in his rein, avoiding death at every attempt on his life, the reality is he just kinda lucky and very skilled. Anyway, first we were in a street running from the mob after the princess and side note: somehow the princess was torn romantically between the prince, and me,  a female knight, that the prince only knew about until this next bit.

Anyway we run up a set of wooden stairs made from cut logs and the angery dumbass mob isn’t far behind, I make the decision. “Here, climb into my armour.” “W-what?” “My armour, there’s a lot of space because of the space between my body and the end of the chestplate, here.” I opened my armour’s casing to reveal my slender physique and busty chest. “W-wait, you’re a girl?!” I then have to brush that aside with “There’s no time to process that, get into my armour, quick! The mob of them are almost here!” Almost on cue, the angry mob is nearly there and shouts “We’ve nearly caught up to you, heretic!” Hearing this the princess basically grabs my arm and jumps into my armour and assumes the fetal position, I close the armour chest back up and then turn to the prince. “Quick, how she would’ve escaped?” The prince thinks for a sec. “Quick, hold your groin and lean against the wall, make it look like she kicked us in the balls.” We both do so and the mob get to us and go “All right where are you, sullied whore?!” They then see us, feigning kicked in the balls. “Ohh, oh fucking hell, she didn’t did she?” The prince answers for us “YUP, and she even got him at least 2 times to make sure to stop him..nngh...” They look to me, but I don’t talk, just grunt. Things then timeskip to a day or two after this event, the princess, in safety/hiding and I’m in the local tavern. 3 or 4 citizens give me shit “Oh how the mighty have fallen, first you’re probably too ugly to ever take of that mask and now you got bested by a little woman, a princess not a trained fighter! Ahahahaha! Not so immortal now, eh?” I ignore them, get out what is essentially a child’s wooden toy, and begin carving it with my knife and shape it into a wooden sai. “Oh what’re you gonna do, stab us to silence us? Hahaha!” I then get up and ask if this bar has any strong booze, they do, it’s grape flavoured! I rushed to the barrel and pour myself a pint and down it. “Ahh~ Nice and sweeet~” The 3 from before are pissing themselves laughing, one even comes over to me saying “Bwahaha! You call yourself a man? Keh! You’re acting like a pansy!” I turn to him, pick him up by the shirt and bring him in close. “Well take a closer look and you’ll see why.” I then take off the strap of my bottom half of my helm and lift up the top a bit to show that I’m a woman. I let him get a good ‘ol look and throw him to the ground, and put my helmet back on. He crawls away all jittery “N-no! That can’t fucking be! You’re so strong and respected!” I chuckle “Hehe, well that’s the truth, assholw, now do a knight a favour and shut up wouldja? Or, would you like all the times I kicked your ass growing up and even in adulthood to be told with an even better twist with this truth?” As I point to my face “Y-you bastaard!” I then start properly undoing my helmet. “Well \*click\* you three dough faced sou’s said about me face being ugly \*chink\* well how about NOW?!” I reveal my face, even undoing my hair, I somewhat resemble Oliver Armstrong from fullmetal alchemist brotherhood. “And this wooden carving was my new hair pin, ya shits, why would I waste a good carving on pigs?!” Everyone is too shocked, there I am, the Beast Knight, actually a beautiful woman, taller than any man in the city. Whilst still having the most fierce gaze and ode too, I use the wooden sai to pin my hair and then put my helm back on, but adjust the lower piece of rest on my chestplate, giving me a slight darkrai look. As my helm in shaped as a beast’s head, where the eyes are my looking holes and the jawline is a slightly elongated snout, kinda like gut’s berserker armour when in use, now the bottom jaw sits on the top of my chestplate, with the aforementioned darkrai look. I then got another pint of the grape booze, down it, pay for it with a tip, 1 gold coin. I then put my helmet back on and go back to the prince, to reveal what I’d done, only to be greeted by the princess who...enjoyed her time in my armour?! Turns out Princess Amber, prefers my sturdy and beastly female body, to princely fun. The dream ended after that though... ;-;

\*\*13//06//18\*\*:Bruh. At first I’m in what looks similar to my old science place in high school, the place is empty, save for one dark purple haired cute girl. We talked for a few and then I asked why she was all alone here and that’s when the shitstorm started. A purple energy string appeared and wrapped around my neck, disappeared and a string like a tracker appeared on me. I get up and try bolting the fuck outta there but she can follow the energy thread and then hugs onto me, explains shes cursed to where anyone she wants to smash, she smashes with until they dead and resisting her makes her attack. Also that she transforms into a deep yellow sandstone fucking monster looking like a xenomorph with moe human shape, and a wolf head bursting through the face...yup.

(Context: This woman pleasured several men and women until she was completely nameless, everyone forgot her name from how often they were basically just: Can we fuck? Or would just grope and she’d be up for it...YUP...also her form whenever she fucks is a curse, she can’t remember her name, but if someone does remember it she’ll be released from it. Plus side is under this curse she doesn’t age at all and her form is heavily armed with what looks like highly condensed sandstone….but it has blood stains from all of her victiiims woooo DX )

Instead of fucking her, I start fighting. Yes, you heard me, immortal sand colour xenomorph lookin ass with a wolf head burst through where the hairline stuff is, and I begin fighting it. It also has spiked knuckles too, no hesitation from me even then! : D Of course I had the upper hand is viciousness…? Somehow…? I was hitting and chipping away the bio-armouring the person has on, the knuckles were hitting me but scraping me, but I has teh thick skin soo barely cutting/puncturing me. Couple mins into the fight and the idea strikes me, along with one of the punches “If the curse is because she’s nameless, give her a name!” I then get up, she’s got me in a grab hold, I lean back and headbutt her - no mercy. She staggers and I tackle her and wrap around her martial arts style, having to avoid her spike shoulders n barely doing so. “You can’t remember your name, here’s a new name: Alicia!” She still tryna murder fuck me kinda but rapidly loses the will to fight and slumps over, she then isn’t seemingly moving or anything. “Hey! You alive? Oi golden xenomorph!” I then poke the thing and the bio-armour crumbles like an overdunked biscuit! “HEY! Alicia!” The armour complete falls off, revealing the originally cute girl, who’s now stirring awake. “You...gave me a name…? Why…?” I just give the most angered face of ‘really nibba?’ “What, no thanks for freeing you from perpetually killing people the moment you like them in any way?” “But I was kind of ok with not aging” I just release my hold, get up a walk a few steps away. “Seriously…? I saved a lost cause...if you still had your maiden virtue, I could make you into one of mine, a true vampire.” she then explains thaaat she did all her victims dirty with butt stuff, no maiden title taken, I bite and change her to my vampiric harem and dream end when I bring her to my apartment. Also when the bio-armour came off she was naked and pressed up against me.

\*\*17/06/18\*\*: I had to dreams but I forgot the first one bc of the sheer overshadow of the second one, holy fuck. I’m playing this online game via a site like robux. The graphics are bad the colours ae semi good but weird af. Basically candy colours, which had a way make you hungry af.

I digress. (Side note 1hrs in game = 1 second IRL = 1year in game = ‪2.435‬hrs IRL)

I’m playing the game anyway and git gud really fast. Even though my partner/first monster is like the magikarp of the game. It’s purple lil cuddly mf, basically like cuddlebuns from tinimon (Johnny Test) aaand it later turns out the screecherine parallel is a thing too. Anyway, after a few weeks of gameplay I get an email:

\*\*Hey ‘\_\_\_\_\_\_\_’!

I see you’ve played pretty well even with your partner assigned to you being what it is. Talent like yours is always good to find! (It’s at this point I think it’s just a dev congratulating me or something, it hasn’t hit me on how tf they got my email :joy: ) Truth is, where you’re playing is just a ‘testing’ area, to see if people have it in them to persist even when the game has such a varying difficulty. So I’m going to give you the link to the real game, also, my advice is to not choose to bring ‘\_\_\_\_\_’ along, that’s the weakest monster in the entire game. And strength is something you’ll be needing because the area boss spawn rate is a lot higher and there are super bosses commanding them in a small group.

Kind regards,

‘\_\_\_\_’

Then I got a second e-mail with instructions to use what’s basically nerve gear and get ready. Which my SAO senses were tingling. I go through with it anyway bc fuck it why not. I go through, log in and the first thing I say in the game is: “If this shit has me fucked like SAO with no logout, y’all are fucking dead.” First seconds in a server that’s VR like nerve gear (without the microwave your brain bullshit) and I threaten everyone in the game if the game has a mechanic I don’t like...YUP. Then the dev who sent me the email is then like “Nah chill, damn, we got a logout.Also 1hr here is 1 second in real time” “Oh shit, nice. Was worried about that too...anything else?”
“Yeah you now need to choose your official partner monster, since the first one was random chance you had the bad luck of getting your one. If you want to keep it for some reason, that’s cool too but you’ll quickly need to learn to catch other monster to make up for it.”
“Ok...I choose to keep her anyway, also, what’s the battling like in this game of PvC &PvP?”
“Good you asked, in the overworld your monster fights but so can you as well. What I mean is if all your monsters are knocked out, you can then fight the enemy monster at hand. Or alongside your monster from the start. Which is why we have healing springs at the rest areas. They work for human and mons, plus it’s a bonding experience too boost friendships.”
“Wow, that’s fuckin awesome. Any other good news?”
Dev “Depends on you, more guys than girls by 15 or 20% soo be prepared to get hit up & flirted with.”
“Ok, that’d make a change.”
Dev “Ok I don’t know how you haven’t been (considering your avatar is your irl appearance) but ok”
“Really. Just really bub.”
Dev “Yes.”
“Do you do this to all newbies or am I just the only one?”
Dev “Aaaall the girls.”
“Well I’m a lesbian, so gg.”
Dev “Fuck.”
“Not with me you ain’t >:D”
Dev “\*sigh of god damnit\*”
“But for real, any other info?”
Dev ”There are several tier of monsters also they don’t ‘evolve’ they metamorphise/go through a metamorphosis. Though this is also why you need to have a evo gear and link it to your mon, to go through this process they need the material to go from cute lil bundles of you to potentially world ending beast in seconds, they’ll need vast resources in 2 seconds. Soo these gears will generate an environment around them that contains all the needed resources, so players all around don’t die from sudden loss of air etc”
“Bruh.”
Dev “Yup. Also one run of the game from start to the grand master title match, earns you $50,000 for your real life bank account.
“BRUH”
Dev “Yeap. So, stiiill want to keep your little fluffy monster for something that’ll turn into a golem with rocket propelled movement? Or would you---”
“I’m keepin this punku.”
Dev “You’re kinda fuckin yourself over, but ok. You do you.”
“Damn right I’ll do me”
Dev “...yeah save that for when you’re in a rest point bathroom, since they’re soundproofed =\_=”
“You motherfuckers thought of everything!”
Dev “No, the soundproof was just so nobody hears you going to the bathroom, some people are self-conscious about that”
“Huh. Neat.”
Dev “Anyway, here’s a blank evo gear, you can see your starting stats and your cuddlebuns lookalike has been converted into an egg. But don’t worry she’ll still have all of her memories of you and her ITs <Individual Traits> Any questions?
“Why the fuck is it called evolution or evo gear when it’s clearly metamorphosis like you said??”
Dev “Sounds cooler ‘n rolls off the tongue better.”
“Fair enough.”
Dev “So, you’ll have to hatch the egg before you can properly fight. And since this game is reflective of nature, people can and will attack the egg for it’s vast experience points. The mechanic is you gain 10% of the mon’s max exp points at max level. Which is initially broken, until you get Intermediate, at which point, you’ll need to fight actual other monsters.
“Ok, that all makes sense and is impressively thought out. Buut this means I’ll have to protect an egg, until it hatches...great way to make an initial parent-child bond.”
Dev “Ah so you caught on. Well, have fun and who knows, maybe you’ll see some friends.”
“I’m...50/50 on that. They’re either pokemon pros, assholes or both. Hopefully my discord joins though.”
Dev “Yeah ok, no guarantee on either, just be prepped if either does.”
“Yeah, ok. Welp, time to sync my clothes to my stuff” <My clothes change to dark robes, covering myself like my chibi avatar, down to the big backpack>
Dev “I mean, people won’t hit on you but...they’ve probably stare at you and be wary of your presence, you look quite menacing.”
“Works for me, I can just scare people away to protecc mu egg.”
Dev “And if they’re not scared away...?”
“I can just punch ‘em and knock them out, before they summon their monsters!”
Dev “You are certainly a firecracker, if they don’t fear you, they’ll fall for you, you know that, right?”
“Sums up my discord, I’ve got a damn  harem already from my behaviour and personality so, I’m acquainted with the things that can happen.”
Dev “Pffft-ahahahahaa! This place is really where all sorts gather, hehehe…”
“Welp I have my Dēmonburakkukuma no kauru <Demon Black Bear Cowl, bc it makes me look like a mother black bear protecting her cub> And I have my egg.
Dev --Hands me a map of the area--
“Ah, there we go, welp, thanks & how long will it take for fluffy here to hatch…?” --
Dev “A week in game time”
“WHAT?! C’mon! You’ve gotta be freaking kidding me! A whole week in game just for a monster you described as the weakest?! WHAT THE HELL?!”
Dev “WHOA! Whoa! Easy tiger. Also, you’ll have to upkeep yourself too, food, water, everything really except no time of the month. Or buns in the oven for that matter too.
“So lemme get this straight; In this game it’s regular life, except with monsters that you can capture, that are around or sometimes above human intellect, where the downsides of a man or woman of pregnancy and the menstrual cycle for women, are non-existent? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!”
Dev “You’re already here”
“Yes but had to. Many people more would join if they knew that.”
Dev “Yeah but some of them would probably just be in for the sex and, well, downward spiral”
“Again, I’m familiar”
Dev “HI FAMILIAR, I’M A DEV. Anyway, safe travels!” --Motherfucker ITs out--
“Motherfucker” --I then head towards the nearest rest area and observe the surroundings whilst I go--
AND SUDDENLY unafraid assholes

“Hey guys look! A NEWBIE PLAYER TRYING TO LOOK SCARY TO PROTECT THEIR EGG!”
--I stand silent and look piiiiiissed af--

“Go! Omeg---”
--I punched the shithead straight in the temple, instantly KO’ing him--

“You son of a bit---” KO!

“Anyone else want to get their head beaten in or ribs cracked~?”
--They all flee, I make it to the rest area. It’s like the original concept for pokecentres: hotels--

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--The assholes from before are there, pissing and moaning about me. I walk into the place they freeze up--
“H-hey! It’s that asshole from an hour and a half ago!” --I remain silent and ominous--
-Everyone looks at me, shaken up-

“You tried to attack my egg, but you’re pissing and moaning that I kicked your asses? How quaint. Would you prefer I kicked the asses of your monsters too...?”
--The 5 asshats who tried to exp.poach are shittin bricks. But everyone else after hearing what these were trying, get livid--

“SO, YA LIKE POACHING DO YA?!” --Man’s summons his beasty and chases them out the place, and the asshats couldn’t defend because their mons are bigger than the building--
Dream ends with me going to bed after getting a room in all the comotion and showing the receptionist my face to indicate mu girliness. I then get the most secure room, and fall asleep with mu egg in a special heated container.

\*\*18//06//18\*\*: All I can remember is assisting a rare frog/toad through it’s stages of adulthood. I recall it having intelligence and that it then somehow ended up like Tsu, even being female etc. To which I immediately woke up like ‘What the fuck.’

\*\*19//06//18\*\*: A FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST THEMED DREAM!
Some fuckers in cloaks had appeared around main LI and were ominous, I then get ‘knocked out’ and find that she’s been transmuted or kidnapped to be transmuted. Then when I’m pacing around trying to get my head to figure out who or what. Then I accidentally kick up the small rug in my room and think ‘wtf I never had that.’ Im then visited by someone who looks like shou tucker and oh my god, alarm bells. He hands me a piece of metal, engraved with loads of words and walks off out of sight. Then it hit me, he’s the same person inscribing the floorboards that’s talking to whatever he’s offering a sacrifice to…! I’m then pissed “So, what you’re saying is that bastard organised the kidnapping and later transmural sacrifice. For his own gain too?! I then try and get up after him after clapping my hands to turn my automail into claw hands. Only to be slapped in the face by Izumi Curtis. “What are you?! An idiot?! If he can organise shitheads like that, he can kill you!” I have a meltdown at that truth. “GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!” After I’ve completely burned myself out, some time passes. Then a bust blonde comes out of the bathroom and sees me, smiles, take off her towel and starts spawning bubbles and popping them. All the while she’s jumping :neautral\_face: and smirking. Then the pervert of the place is trying to see what’s good and I transmute the glass of the window he just made. “God fucking damn it, you know what you’re doing, stop” Sassy lil fucker retorts “But if I stop now and squat or bend over to get my towel, he’ll see even more” I just kick the guy away and close the door behind me. “There, are you gonna stop now?” She then grabs me and presses her chest up against my back. “Maaaybe” I sigh “You just had a shower, why would you do something that’d mean you’d need to take another shower?” She then just sighs “There you go, thinking of others, even when presented with a good thing. Never change please.” The dream ends with her continuing to hug me and burying her face into my back. The only thing I can sense is that she either is in love me or something similar to that.

\*\*{20//06//18}\*\*: Ooo boy this dream. Nsfw warning. So first off I’m in what appears to be a school and I just don’t give a fuck anymore at all. I’m drinking during school as well as a shot before it. I’m then called into the office by the principal and a teacher who’s witnessed my shenanigans. Well after being expelled after school I get drunk and end up consensually sleeping with the teacher that saw me tipsy! She wasn’t ugly either, youroichi shihouen qualities. And when I wake up in the morning I have scratch marks on my back and everything. “Gngh what the fuuuck…?” An arm grabs me ‘n pulls me in “Good morning, lover~” I immediately jump back up “The fuck?! Miss ‘\_\_\_’?!” she laughs “Hahaha, you’re still cute despite the amount you rocked my world last night.” I look around and realise what was done “We fucked, huh” She smiles “Mmm~ We did, ah geez, I need to phone in sick today.” So she goes and phones in sick saying that she ‘wished she was just out drinking too hard as opposed to this.’ The person on the phone immediately assumed understanding of what she was saying. Anyway she finishes up the convo up and then upon putting the phone down gives me the most devilish look. “My my, you’re supposed to be the trunant, now you’ve got me taking 2 days off. You better make it up to me~” Then I get visibly pissed off and aroused “You damn bitch!” I’m shaking my fist in frustration too. Then my odd biology is refocused at centre for attention. A female body, muscular arms and legs, six-pack, C-cup boobs and a futa standing at morning attention, whilst I stand up on the bed. “Oh~? Looks like there’s a way you want to pay me back~” I get even more huffy “I will beat your ass!” She then makes the obvious move turns and shakes her ass at me “Please do~!” I lunge and slam that rump and she moans at the spank, and twitches and lasts night’s course of actions become clear with what oozes out. :smoking:

I have to stick something into plug her up to stop there being a salty milk smell on the floor. I end up initially trying to use my fingers buuuutt sgt morning wood filled the post. Got to the bathroom somehow and let out the cream. Afterwards is slightly hazy as she makes breakfast as I’m sat in nothing but undies, hair a mess, no bra. Then the dream ends when I drink a sip of coffee.

\*\*{30//0?//18}\*\*: This is how it starts the end. I’m captured by an alien race with some bad consequence to that, I say I can draw 3 dimensionally which they need for some reason and I just sit there and draw a bed of all things. Then the dream is changed to me in a forest festival, where I have a book and I’m viewing the previous dream segment through this book and say “Ha, ditched.” AND SURE ENOUGH THE 2 PEOPLE I’M WITH THEN DITCH ME. THEN BOOK VIEW OF THAT DREAM SEGMENT FROM A DIFFERENT PLACE WHERE TWO PEOPLE ARE SHOWING SOME SERIOUS PDA! JUST WHAT I FUCKING NEed...to see 2 people be intensely...in love...after I got ditched...then show this...why...brain?

\*\*{5|7|18}\*\*:A real out of place dream. First off I’m on a plane and then the stewardesses are giving me my food etc but then since this is only me on the jet, they start doing a fuckin dance in skimpy clothing, or try to, but I tell them to stop? And They’re confused as shit and I’m not having it like ‘Please don’t do that when you’re serving me on this jet, ok?’ They think I’m pissed off or that they did something wrong I just stop em dead with it ‘No you were doing great, I just don’t want that’ I was getting a lap dance and esteemed like dance with like 6 or 8 girls in a circle, bc this was a big mf jet, the draco jet!

Either dream ended there or there was more stuff but I can’t remember bc I didn’t get to here right away.

\*\*{6|7|18}\*\*: A weird but cute dream. I had a pet ankylosaurus-parasaurolophus mix walking around with me. Through this I saw forests full of other people walking with their dinos. Raptors, Ceratops, Sauropods, Rexs greater and minor, the lot. Then an event happens, a big red mutated carnotaurus bolts down from the sky! It’s got ankylo armor plating too, it looks like something out of the monster hunter franchise. Anyway, I don’t know what everyone else was doing, but mu dino rolled up into a wheel and fuckin rammed the thing XD. She (later found out gender) just kept rollin rollin rollin rollin into teh Meteo Carnotaurus. And bc she was such a smol bean compared to it, it couldn’t really attack back except for tail swipes which were difficult bc of it’s elongated club on it’s tail. Then it does land a slight hit and Tank (original name I know) was sent flying back to where I was standing. Then I say it ‘Tank! He wants to hurt mommy! -Referring to myself-’ And she fucking slams this thing’s shit so hard she knocks him over and doing so means he falls onto his side, breaking bones from it’s own mass. It then is dissipated into fiery rock chunks that I collect, these have high evo point values. Everyone is then mad that they didn’t get any but then I stomp their shit telling them they didn’t even engage in the fight, so of course no rewards.

Later at night in my room, I have some bandages on Tank and spray some water on her to cool her down. But she’s so restless after beating that Meteo Carnotaurus. ‘Hey what’s wrong, what’s wrong?’ She was laying bellydown on top of me, but I picked her up to see her gender ‘Oh, so you’re a girl. Neat.’ To which she squirms and huffles about, even bonking me on the snoot! Of course I drop her to cover my booped snoot and then Tank begins to burn up and then glow, she’s metamorphosing into a higher form! She gained a massive buff in her INT stat, which makes teaching her human concept a hell of a lot easier. Because when she reaches her higher states, she’ll be more and more human looking. As for now, she just looks like a loli gejinka who’s 4ft 2” tall and who walks like a parasaurolophus. Anyway, she collapses on top of me after letting out a huge roar/humming tone to express herself. I hug the smol bean ‘C’mon, let’s go to bed now Tank, tomorrow can even be a rest day for you’ She let’s out a tired sigh and snuggles up to and licks me, then we fall to sleep. The next day I wake up and go masturbate in the bathroom, making sure not to wake Tank up, I don’t thankfully. In this dream I’m a futa as well so greeaat. I then spent the day proceeding to teach Tank the basics of humans, then the dream ends.

15/7/18: Vampghoul dream. I’m in a general store, someone starts actin like a bitch I intervene. She turnes and summon up her ghoul eye as well as a vampire eye. I don’t step back and tell her to knock off her bullshit. She then tries to give me a slug in the gut buut I spawn a mouth under my and catch it. She pulls back and walks out with her two fuckbois. The store clerk thanks me and is grateful that the area has a vampire like me marking it as my territory, to protect humans whenever I see them in trouble. A further exchange of nice convo and I then finish buying my things and then when I get outside ol weird fang is out there waiting for me. She stops me and questions how I took her punch without so much as flinching and beyond that, how I hurt her hand. I explain my race: A true vampire who’s exercised her abilities for years. She’s stands shocked then becomes rattled. “You mean to tell me, all it took to surpass me is some old lady who keeps in shitty shape?!” People are noticing, hear what she said and all of them are telling her to fuck off. The people like me, I’m a guardian figure to them who protects them from vampires and the Iscariot fuckboys. Seeing that everyone here knows my identity she mutters ‘Shit, I was gonna threaten to blow your cover’ hearing such intent of underhanded tactics I promptly just fuckin whaled on her. Straight n the chin and she hits the overhead of the shop and is flung into the pavement below. I keep beating her shit until she’s battered and bloody, rushing her down until she then brings out her kagune. It’s a rinkaku type and it does catch me off guard but I then punch it back, which seems to do damage. I re-engage in a fight and the tail darts at me, I sidestep grab it and use it to slam weird fang into the ground again. I then bite into the tail and drink it the stuff out of it. I immediately just back feeling nauseated, the weird fang girl and her 2 fuckboys (too scared to join the fight) use this opportunity to attack and run.

They get away and I’d already been in the sun for long enough to be moderately weakened say about -30 to 40% and I look up and give a glare at them to which they release their kagunes even further and speed tf up out of the area FAST. The dream ends when I discover what the girl was and grinned knowing I could become part ghoul.

21/7/18:Intense emotional therapy/correction, in a castle bc oh so magical shite. All of us emotionally screwed motherfuckers with magic, are in the same room bc why not ayy? Nothing can go wrong with thattt riiight. Anyway, short n overjoyous madam that is with us in the room literally flies overhead with sprinkles of happiness. She gets to me, the other depressed folks feel neutral or slightly happy and I just wake up, no change in depressive mood. Of course, when I wake up depressive...it's been said that I kinda look like a supermodel or pinup of some sorts via my posing. Short stack with happy sprinkles sees me, I see her...we like the looks of eachother. I say 'Well, I was woken up for a good reason this time.' like the depressed fuck I was aaand debauchery ensues.

13//8//18: Yo what the hell. Vampires n humans be chillin-ish with each others existences. My vamp just so happens to be the one that goes fuckin ballistic and attack an old woman causing her to have a strong from the sheer shock, somehow survive from possible vampirism passed on, then mu vamp passes the fuck out, showing sheer muscle tearing over basically all over the body and showing that upon an adrenaline state can shoot out fuckin spikes to do people away vlad the impaler style. Because of the muscles tearing etc, was able to be contained in a reinforced tube thing, I then tell the jury in a regular adrenal state, this vampire exerts quills only to 0.5m long and doesn’t go ape shit. Others freshly transformed to a vampire or being stupidly hungry don’t even go wild like that. This is because I was spiked with adrenaline and something else into doing that. Someone’s just trying to show the worst of vampires so we all shun them into extinction!

12-9-18: An all too plausible scenario.

Mum is sat on my bed and slaps me, shallow hit, slaps me again, direct hit, I push her off the bed and run tf out the room looking for dad, I find dad, dad gets us back in the house and mom has to explain why tf she slapped me awake. She says my sleeping was interrupting her her eating porridge. All hell breaks over the fact that I had been up late, she didn’t like it that I was sleeping soundly so slapped me n tried to fully attack me for it.

??/??/18, A dream of humanoid dinosaurs via nanobots, pre-existing pathway for artificial humans to be made and the technology to also create the required environments to raise them etc. Anyway, I get the ankylosaurus punku to start off with. Raise her to adulthood and through higher tiers. Then a ‘horizon expansion’ is brought out for ice age mammals. I find one in her intermediate stage, which is basically a teenager so I can already feel the sass. >:( But on closer look she’s injured af and basically left for dead in the snow! So I use the healing thingies I have, wrap her in a blanket and make my way to the nearest point that’s outside of the snow pelting down. We got into a cave, I lit a fire, the species this rescued punku is a Smilodon, the same species as diego from the ice age series. Anyway, she wakes up after the brunt of the damage is healed, she defensive for obvious reasons, tries to fight me, but Retra (the ankylosaurus) steps in, takes the hits and isn’t damaged. The smilodon punku then stands down, knowing she can’t beat us and can’t leave bc of her wounds. I finally explain what happened, she explained she was attacked by her own pack for being too weak. I remarked that it was pretty harsh, she says it’s normal for packs to do that. I ask if she wants to join me and Retra, to recover and train up. Retra then pipes up in the fashion of saying that I’m hers etc Like tohru from dragon maid. I say that I’m not interested in Hana like that. Then the smilodon pipes up about how I referred to her, I state that I’ve got to find some way to get her attention or other. She got all flustered that I gave her such a soft name and Retra got jealous about it. So for a good few minutes we were just faffing around. After a few minutes, we all warmed up enough though, so we stopped moving around so much. Retra then used the ‘earthbending’ she had to cover the entrance to the small cave we were in. It was cramped but it meant we could stay warm. I cuddle up with Retra to sleep and give Hana a healing item that boosts recovery during sleep. She takes it giving a aggravated expression. The next day comes. Retra is laying on top of me, Hana though is curled up next to me. She wakes up and backs up TSUNDERE ALERT she says that she didn’t have enough space in the small cavern, it was plausible so I let her have it. After Retra’s woken up, I offer to carry Hana to my house or the nearest healing point, she chooses my house and says I better let her train as soon as she gets there. Then retra wants to be carried too. :| I agree so now I have retra clinging to the front of me and hana on my back.

18/10/18, 3rd person view of a family arriving on what looks like a long abandoned farm house, from their newly deceased relative. The place is greyscale-brown and there’s a complete absence of life. The house itself is run down, wooden interior and washed out colour. But things quickly turn to shit, when paranormal fuckery goes on that turns horrific. Bones of animals appearing in the corner of rooms, you call someone, the bones vanish. Blood appears to drip from the walls, dead bodies and then they dissapear. Then physical attacks and we all had to grab our stuff and leave with the last look back seeing a house full of dark figures.

13/11/18, Idea that those eggs that fizz in water to reveal toy dinosaurs are altered to release real dinos, primal mammals and stuffs but with the eggs being enlarged enough. And in conjunction, the creature’s personality is dependant on the person who first touched it.