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Dirtbike White

**Dirtbike White** is da daughter of HO SHITE, and she's a lame lounge singer!

## Info

Name: Dirtbike White

Age: 14

Parent's Story: Snow White and the 7 Clever Boys

Appearance: I'm a blonde with a bouffant, a headband, a blue top, and red capris.

Alignment: Roybel

Roommate: Zara Croft

Secret Heart's Desire: To be the world's greatest lounge singer.

My Magic Touch: I break into people's houses and sing with my teeth closed.

Storybook Romance Status: My Prince Charming will come riding on a motorcycle.

Oh Curses Moment: I fart way too much.

Favorite Subject: Muse-ic. DUH!

Least Favorite Subject: Poison Fruit Theory. I eat bloody apples.

Best Friends Forever After: The seven clever boys.

## Biography

Hello, darlings! I'm Dirtbike White, the daughter of Snow White and the bike prince. I'm from some cheapo Dutch studio that makes Disney ripoffs. I live in a cottage in the woods with my mom and my dad and the seven clever boys - Cubby, Big Basil, Sunny, Jacob, Michael, the Professor, and Joseph Jr. - and they're awesome! Although Sunny is a racist stereotype.

I am a singer by soul. I randomly break into people's houses and start singing with my teeth closed about how the Evil Queen is so jealous of me. She is so very jealous of me. It lives in her evil heart, unlike mine! Sunny plays the saxophone while I sing. I think of myself as a prostitute lookalike of Dolly Parton - I'd love to have my own theme park, lots of moolah, and tons of plastic surgery.

I'm very annoying, and I'm also extremely dumb. I also fart a lot and propel myself into the air with my farts when I eat too many burritos. I also poop gumdrops.

I'm also a bitch, a tease, and a goddess on my knees. When you're hurt, when you suffer, I'm your angel undercover - or maybe I'm your devil undercover?

Apple White, the daughter of the real Snow White, is so annoying. She says that I'm just a ripoff. But I'm fabulous and I look so good.

## Trivia

* She tries to protect Sunny from the KFCC, who are trying to get him erased for being politically incorrect.
* She claims to be voiced by Alanis Morissette, even though she actually isn't.
* She is obsessed with Taco Bell.
* She is an advocate for purity rings.
* She hangs out with the Berenstain Bears.
* She likes singing the Pop Up Video theme.
* She also likes singing "I Love You Always Forever" by Donna Lewis, as well as "Straight Up" by Paula Abdul and "Sunny Came Home" by Shawn Colvin".
* She has her own contemporary Christian music album.
* She likes to dress up like a penguin.
Рудный трюм модульной ракеты

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Грузовой трюм для руды и льда.

Собранные рудным или ледовым буром куски руды/льда, а также обломки и предметы, собранные сборщиком лома, помещаются в этот трюм.

На стартовом столе виден фланец, от которого к модулю идёт шланг, но этот фланец не используется.

Слот импорта трюма подключается к слоту экспорта бурового модуля.

## Автоматизация

**Получаемые параметры:**

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**ImportCount**: счётчик объектов, прошедших через слот импорта

**Lock**: 0 - ручное управление разблокировано, 1 - заблокировано

**Maximum**: ???

**Mode**: ???

**On**: 0 - модуль выключен, 1 - включён

**Open**: ???

**Power**: 0 - питание не подано или модуль выключен, 1 - питание подано

**PrefabHash**: хэш префаба объекта

**Quantity**: количество руды/льда в трюме, г

**Ratio**: отношение Setting/Maximum

**RequiredPower**: потребление электроэнергии, Вт

**Setting**: ???

**Слоты импорта/экспорта (для каждого):**

**Class**: класс объекта в слоте

**Damage**: уровень повреждения объекта

**MaxQuantity**: максимальное количество предметов в слоте

**Occupied**: 0 - слот свободен, 1 - занят

**OccupantHash**: хэш объекта в слоте

**PrefabHash**: хэш префаба объекта в слоте

**Quantity**: масса / количество предметов в упаковке

**Параметры управления:**

**Activate**: <1 - остановить сбор газа, >=1 - начать сбор газа

**ClearMemory**: >=1 - сбрасывает счётчики ExportCount и ImportCount

**Lock**: <1 - разблокировать ручное управление, >=1 - заблокировать

**Mode**: ???

**On**: <1 - выключить модуль, >=1 - включить

**Open**: <1 - остановить выгрузку, >=1 начать выгрузку

**Setting**: ???
Flan Viera

**Flan Viera** is the daughter of FRAN from FINUL FANTASEE, and she is a sexy bunny bitch!

## Info

Name: Flan Viera

Age: 17 (though I'm a repeat, so I'm in with the 16-year-olds)

Parent's Story: Final Fantasy XII

Appearance: I'm a tall bunny girl with white hair, brown skin, big bunny ears, and a thong leotard.

Alignment: Rebel

Roommate: Mackenzie Brave

Secret Heart's Desire: To be a skilled viera warrior.

My Magic Touch: I can do the bunny hop.

Storybook Romance Status: Why should I have a boyfriend now? I'm a viera. I can live like 200 years.

Oh Curses Moment: When the Mist is dense, I go berserk.

Favorite Subject: Grimmnastics. There's archery in this class!

Least Favorite Subject: Beast Training and Care because I have to be one of the beasts.

Best Friends Forever After: All the bunnies.

MORE COMING SOON
Swanky Ham

**Swanky Ham** is the son of Spanky Ham, and he is a disgusting, perverted pig!

## Info

Name: Swanky Ham

Age: 16

Parent's Story: Drawn Together

Appearance: I'm a Flash cartoon pig with a red shirt and brown pants.

Alignment: Pork loaf

Roommate: Ming-Ming

Secret Heart's Desire: To cover the world in my shit and piss.

My Magic Touch: I poop or pee on everything.

Storybook Romance Status: I love any girl who can go hog wild in bed.

Oh Curses Moment: I poop and pee way too much.

Favorite Subject: Pooping 101. (takes a dump)

Least Favorite Subject: Kindness 101. I'm too much of an asshole.

Best Friends Forever After: Whatever the fuck I'm smoking.

## Biography

Salam! I'm Swanky Ham, and I love to POOP all over the place.

I'm an Internet Flash cartoon pig, and I go poo poo all over the place. I poop in the potty, in the grass, in the street, in public places, and even in your pizza. I also love to pee, and I enjoy water sports, such as peeing on gay water polo players.

I'm a sadist, and I love to torture animals, even though I'm an animal myself. Tara Christian has a lot of sweet woodland friends. That's why I ate them all and cooked them at 350 degrees. I made sure to cook them in my own piss. I also love women who take their clothes off for money. When I grow up I'd love to go to Nevada so I can see all the hookers up close at the Bunny Ranch.

Even though I'm a pig, I consider myself a Muslim. I pray five times a day, I fast during Ramadan, and I make sure not to eat pork. However, I ignore Allah's command not to drink. I can't live without my drinks. And even though I'm not gay, I'll pretend to marry Leandir Wifflebottom for the health insurance.

I've also got six nipples. It's because I'm a pig. Because I'm a boy pig, I don't make milk. That's okay, since I make a lot of poop and pee. OH NO! A BIG SHIT IS COMING OUT OF MY ASS! (Swanky has a bowel movement.)

Ahh...much better.

## Trivia

* Despite his name, he's not very swanky.
* He malfunctions occasionally.
* He likes to tame Foofa's strange.
* His favorite food is a shit sandwich.
* He uses "fudge" as a euphemism for poop.
* He tries to eat Princess Cherrydrop's animal friends.
* He pees on the Christmas tree, which causes it to catch fire.
* He is mortal enemies with a Jewish conservative pro-life born-again overweight Asian homophobic lesbian who cuts herself.
Marcel Mario

Marcel Mario is da son of MALLEO and he is a fat acceptance activist!

## Biography

Nome: Marcel Mario

Età: I-a consider myself 16!

Storia del genitore: Super Mario Bros

Aspetto: I-a am-an Italian plumber-a with brown-a hair and a mustache-a.

Allineamento: Royal

Coinquilino: Lorenzo Mario

Desiderio del cuore segreto: To-a rescue-a the princess!

Il mio Magic Touch: I-a can use-a mushrooms and-a fire flowers-a!

Storybook Romance Stato: I-a am-a in-a Love with-a Apricot Toadstool.

Oh Curses Moment: The-a school is-a so fatphobic! And when I-a get struck-a by a goomba-a I shrink.

Materia preferita: Heroics 101-a, it's-a perfect for the-a next-a Mario!

Almeno materia preferita: Beast Training and-a Care. All the turtles-a hate me.

I migliori amici per sempre dopo: My-a cousin, Yoshi and-a Wario's son Ignacio. Even though-a we are-a rivals.

## Biography

Hello! It's-a me! Marcel Mario! I-a am-a the son of Mario and-a Pauline. I-a have a younger cousin named Lorenzo. I-a am in love with Apricot Toadstool-a and I-a rescue her from-a Junior Koopa. If-I am-a not doing that I am-a advocating for-a racial justice. Why? Because-a I'm-a tired of all the stereotypes-a of Italians, even though-a I eat-a the spaghetti and pizza. I'm also a fat-a acceptance advocate-a despite the fact I can-a barely move and-a I have severe heart problems. I-a especially like Letitgo Arendelle's social-a justice. Cheese deserves-a to be-a taken seriously!

## Trivia

* Though he is an SJW he does not have a Tumblr in fear of being attacked for being a cis white male (even though italians weren't always considered white). To compensate he claims to be genderfluid and bisexual.
* He is a feminist. He does all the work for girls while they go party.
* He drinks red wine with every meal.
* He has an inflation fetish and wants to inflate Apricot.
* Aside from severe heart problems, Marcel is also diabetic, has sleep apnea, OHS, and a plethora of other problems. But he refuses to go to the doctors because they are "fatphobic".
* He dislikes Pansy and Sonica because they like working out, and he deems that fatphobic.
* He talks with his hands, his blood is marinara sauce and his DNA is noodles.
* He has a pet Yoshi named Guiseppe.
* He is friends with Chubby Braunstein.
Sam Frost

Sam Frost is da daughter of JAKK FRAWST and she's an irresponsible douche!

## Info

Name: Samantha "Sam" Frost

Age: 15

Parent's Story: Rise of the Guardians

Appearance: I'm a girl with white hair and a blue hoodie. I look a lot like a boy though.

Alignment: Roybel

Roommate: Lina Cortex

Secret Heart's Desire: To be Letitgo Arendelle's Girlfriend!

My Magic Touch: I can do lots of stuff with snow and Ice.

Storybook Romance Status: I am deeply in love with Letitgo Arendelle. Cheese is so hot <3

Oh Curses Moment: People think I'm faking most of my mental illnesses!

Favorite Subject: Magicology. Using my ice powers is fun!

Least Favorite Subject: Rules 101. BORING!

Best Friends Forever After: All my Tumblr followers.

## Bio

'Sup Everyone! Name's Sam Frost. I'm a bigender cheesesexual panromantic autistic otherkin with ADHD, dyslexia, BPD and severe depression. Don't believe me? Well, that's cause you're an ableist. My pronouns are she/her, he/him, they/them, fae/faer, bun/buns vee/vaer, and crap/craps. My dad is Jack Frost and my mom is Tooth Fairy. I'm meant to be the next guardian, but while I do want to be the guardian of fun I don't like responsibility.

My kins are Wolves, Sebastian Michaels, Grell Sutciffe, Naruto Uzumaki, Hinata Hyuga, Hershel Layton, King Dedede, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Spongebob, cheese crisps, bananas, MSG, most flowers and blobfish. I love anime and I headcanon everyone as trans and autistic. I also claim to hate fujoshis and fudanshis even though I am one.

You might wonder why am I here because Rise of The Guardians isn't a fairy tale? Well, that's cause I'm with my lover, Letitgo Arendelle. Cheese is so great and awesome, and we have similar ideas. That's why we talk a lot on Tumblr. I follow lots of awesome aesthetic/stim blogs too, but don't interact if you're white, conservative, support any kinks, are a men's rights activist, believe you need dysphoria to be trans or ship bisexual girls with the opposite gender. That's lesbophobic after all.

So that's all for today. Now if you excuse me, I'll be making it snow.

## Trivia

* None of her illnesses are professionally diagnosed.
* She frequently calls out anyone who disagrees with her.
* She has harassed multiple students in the bathrooms. She also vapes in them.
* She is friends with Mengistu, Inga Trolsen, Jill Break and Lusu Dragfilia.
Buddi Fazbear

Buddi Fazbear is the son of Freddy Fazbear and he's a psycho killing bear!

## Info

Name: Buddi Fazbear

Age: Robots don't have ages but I consider myself 15

Parent's Story: Five Nights at Freddy's

Appearance: I'm a spoopy brown bear with a big bow tie and top hat.

 Alignment: Neutral

Roommate: Robyn Rabbit

 Secret Heart's Desire: To play in my band and kill night guards.

My Magic Touch: I can sing and dance annoying cheesey songs. Also when the lights go out my music box will start playing.

Storybook Romance Status: I have hordes of fangirls who ship me with my bandmates.

Oh Curses Moment: I smell of old socks and dead rodents.

Favorite Subject: Muse-ic. You wanna hear annoying songs?

Least Favorite Subject: Robotics. They want to tear me apart.

Best Friends Forever After: Robyn Rabbit, Buck O'Neer Fox and Dixie Chicken.

## Trivia

* He likes to hide in the Girls' bathroom.
* He is terrified of Dr. Tenma.
Zara Croft

**Zara Croft** is the daughter of LAHRAH KROFT, and she's got the power!

## Info

Name: Zara Croft

Age: 15

Parent's Story: Tomb Raider

Appearance: I'm a brunette with a braid, a blue top, and short brown shorts. I often carry two pistols around.

Alignment: Royal

Roommate: Dirtbike White

Secret Heart's Desire: To raid all the tombs of the world.

My "Magic" Touch: I can shoot things with my pistols.

Storybook Romance Status: I don't need love.

"Oh Curses!" Moment: I die a lot.

Favorite Subject: Archaeology. It's for a true badass!

Least Favorite Subject: Princessology. I'm not a sissy.

Best Friend Forever After: Cain Lowell and Armpit Icarus - fellow game babies.

## Biography

Hello there, babies. I'm Zara Croft, the sexy badass daughter of Lara Croft. I've been looking for certain artifacts.

I go on adventures all around the world to raid tombs and shoot people. I can jump, climb, crawl, use weapons, grab ledges, pull switches, light flares, find hidden weapons and medicine, and look for treasures. You can also use a cheat code to make me explode. In addition to tombs, I explore jungles, deserts, shipwrecks, caves, cities, subways, Atlantis, and Area 51. I live in a huge house called Croft Manor with my butler Winston, whom I love to lock in the freezer.

I am able to die many times and respawn. Some of my deaths include being turned into sexy solid gold, falling off ledges, being squished by boulders, being eaten by dinosaurs, impaled by falling swords, stabbed by giant six-armed statues, smashed by a giant mutant, and many, many more! Literally everything is trying to kill me.

I'm the hottest girl in the video game world, but many people resent that, especially that ugly bitch Anita Sarkeesian who accuses my games of being sexist. I respond by pounding her with loads of bullets. I'm a real feminist since I'm badass and successful and I've got lots of booty. She's probably just jealous of my boobies.

## Trivia

* She screams whenever she falls from high places.
* She is a Buddhist. (She converted after going to Tibet.)
* She is the spokeswoman for Lara bars, which are her favorite food.
* She drives an invisible ambulance.
* She loves making levels on the Tomb Raider Level Editor.
* She is friends with Lotta Windsor-Middleton.
* She sometimes takes Dr. Tenma on her tomb-raiding expeditions. He tends to cause problems rather than being of any actual use.
* She once had a bad case of bosommice. (Bosommice are mice that live in your boobies.) Luckily she got an exterminator to kill them all.
* She has a pet catoblepas named Muffin. Muffin eats doner kebabs and sings "Anywhere Is" by Enya.
* She says "no" when you try to make her use a key but it's the wrong key.
Inga Trolsen

**Inga Trolsen** is da daughter of ANAH, and she is a lobster!

## Info

Name: Inga Trolsen

Age: 15

Parent's Story: Frozen

Appearance: I'm a redhead with braids and I wear a blue and black dress and a purple shawl.

Alignment: Roybel

Roommate: Letitgo Arendelle

Secret Heart's Desire: To spread social justice.

My Magic Touch: I am good at spamming websites.

Storybook Romance Status: My boyfriend is an Ethiopian deaf trans man named Mengistu. He's really cool - he drives a stick shift.

Oh Curses Moment: The school isn't tolerant of my lobster identity. They're such privileged assholes.

Favorite Subject: Debate. Trolling is fun!

Least Favorite Subject: Princessology. Why should we conform to a derogatory gender role?

Best Friends Forever After: My cousin Letitgo. Cheese is awesome.

## Biography

Ja, I am Inga from Sveden! (Actually, I'm from Norway. Hinga dinga durgen!) I am Inga Trolsen, the daughter of Anna and Kristoff from Frozen. My dad does all the mommy stuff while my mom and aunt go out and party. (I do too because I'm feminist.) Mom can tell him to make her a sandwich - she especially likes to do that.

Why am I in Ever After High when Frozen isn't a fairy tale? Its because I need to be there to spread social justice. I am the partner in crime of my cousin Letitgo Arendelle. Only I'm more passionate about spreading social justice warrior propaganda than cheese is! I am a pansexual demiromantic otherkin and I want to destroy the patriarchy with my boobies and shitposting.

I go on forums a lot, where I argue about my social justice. Only I've been banned form over 9,000 forums and I feel like I'm running out of them. I have Tumblr, where I converse with Letitgo.

I identify as a lobsterkin. What? You're telling me that I'm not a lobster? Of course I am a lobster! I feel like I'm trapped in a human's body. One day I hope I can get out of this skin and see my lobster claws and turn red when I get cooked. Plus lobsters can live for over 100 years so I have lots of time to find the right thing to date. I'm not falling in love with Hans' son, though.

I love the cold too, and I enjoy building a snowman, going sledding, and looking at the trolls. My dad was raised by trolls, and they're such cute things!

I also fart carbon dioxide and poop chocolate-covered acorns.

Oliver Build has a crush on me, but I don't like him back. My trans boyfriend Mengistu is going to protect me from a talking snowcone.

## Trivia

* She is voiced by Kristen Bell.
* She has adopted baby troll siblings named Loki, Thor, and Freya. (They're triplets.)
* She loves the song "Girls Chase Boys" by Ingrid Michaelson.
* She loves lecturing people about white privilege and cultural appropriation.
* She is a big fan of Lena Dunham.
* She is also a big fan of ABBA.
* She is a Hillary Clinton supporter and a Black Lives Matter supporter.
* She is also a supporter of the Me Too movement.
* She supports abolishing the police.
* She loves cancel culture and thinks it's good for society.
Dustin Ketchum

Dustin Ketchum is da son of A$$ KETCHUP and MEESTEEH, and he wants to catch them all!

## Biography

Name: Dustin Ketchum

Age: 10, but I don't age for some reason.

Parent's Story: Pokemon (Anime)

Appearance: I'm a boy with peach skin and black hair. I have two zigzags under my eyes. I wear a black shirt, a blue sweater, green fingerless gloves, blue pants, black shoes and a hat.

Alignment: Royal

Roommate: TBA

Secret Heart's Desire: To be a Pokemon Master!

My Magic Touch: I can befriend Pokemon....I think.

Storybook Romance Status: I'm in love with lots of girls and boys from my trips. You can ship me with all of them.

Oh Curses! Moment: I never age or grow older. It sucks.

Favorite Subject: Beast Training and Care, I can catch more Pokemon!

Least Favorite Subject: Cooking Class-Ic. Without Brock or Cilan I starve.

Best Friends Forever After: My Brothers, sisters, and Pikachu.

## Info

Hi everyone! My name is Dustin Ketchum! I'm the son of Ash and Misty but dad cheated on mom with lots of other girls. I traveled all over until I got sent here despite the fact Pokemon isn't a fairy tale. I catch Pokemon and release the strongest ones. Why? It's fun. And every time I go to a new region I dump my team and just have Pikachu. Cool right?

I love vore and I get eaten 20 times a day. Thankfully when I'm digested I respawn. I guess its good that I'm immortal.

## Trivia

* Dustin would be Portrayed by Veronica Taylor.
* He is actually bisexual but is more female leaning.
* He enjoys vore and is usually the prey.
* His Pikachu is female rather than male like Ash's is.
* He has a crush on Lusu Dragfilia and Mayquaza Birch, as well as many other girls.
Princess Cherrydrop

**Princess Cherrydrop** is a princess who wants more!

## Info

Name: Princess Cherrydrop

Age: 15

Parent's Story: Any animated kids' movie with a princess who wants more

Appearance: I have beautiful golden locks that reach my mid-back, cerulean orbs, and a pink gown made out of the finest silk.

Alignment: Rebel

Roommate: Lusu Dragfilia

Secret Heart's Desire: I want mooooore!

My Magic Touch: I have cute animal friends that follow me everywhere I go.

Storybook Romance Status: LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT!

Oh Curses Moment: My boring life. I'm tired of it.

Favorite Subject: Muse-ic. Want to hear a song? I break into song every 15 minutes.

Least Favorite Subject: Princessology. It's boring.

Best Friends Forever After: Raven Queen because she's rebellious!

## Biography

Greetings, viewers! I am the daughter of some generic kids' animated movie princess. My backstory is something you've never heard before. I'm tired of my boring life, and, in a bizarre twist, I dream of wanting more! Being a princess is ***BAWW-RING***.

I have lots of cute forest animals following me. They follow me wherever I go - they even follow me into the girls' bathroom. They help me get dressed in the morning and whistle while I do proper feminine things like cooking, cleaning, and sewing - and earning the ire of all the feminists who call me sexist. But I don't care because I'm a princess, and everything's better with princesses!

My mother is dead and my father is overprotective and I've got a wicked stepmother who makes my life a living hell. My best comfort is my sparkly unicorn friend named Treeflower. She farts rainbows and poops butterflies.

I worship the Disney Princesses and want to be loved by millions of 4-year-old girls everywhere because I'm SPESHUL and I SPARKLE! I want my own movie, which will be successful and at the same time accused of subliminal messaging.

I want to find my true love, because love always comes at first sight! One word with a guy can make me fall in love with him right away.

Ta-ta!

## Trivia

* She likes dancing to fairy princess music.
* She believes in angels, something good in everything she sees.
* She is afraid of octopuses (especially giant ones with dog faces).
* She goes to the ballet once a month. (Her animal friends go with her - and she buys them tickets.)
* She is friends with Dedric Owlson.
* Her tears are magical and can cure sick animals and princes.
* Her animal friends are often targeted for food by Swanky Ham.
Ichigo-Rose Uzumaki

**Ichigo-Rose Uzumaki** is da daughter of the Big Bad Wolf, and she is a sparkledog!

## Info

Name: Ichigo-Rose Uzumaki

Age: 19

Parent's Story: Any story with a big bad wolf

Appearance: I'm a wolf/sparkledog with obnoxious colors. I wear a tank top, short shorts, and 80s leg warmers.

Alignment: Rebel

Roommate: I live in a penthouse.

Secret Heart's Desire: To make everyone worship wolfs.

My Magic Touch: I fart rainbows and poop butterflies.

Storybook Romance Status: I have thousands of boyfriends and girlfriends.

Oh Curses Moment: I whine and angst way too much.

Favorite Subject: Emo Class. I can be super-emo in here.

Least Favorite Subject: Hunting. SAVE DA WULFS!

Best Friends Forever After: All the wolfs.

## Biography

Ruff roo! I'm Ichigo-Rose Uzumaki, and I'm the daughter of the Big Bad Wolf. My mother is a sparkledog from Japan. My half-sister is Cerise Hood and she and Little Red Riding Hood always make fun of me for being a sparkledog. But I'm so much better than them, and I'll tell you why.

I am a sparkledog and a wolfaboo, and I love wolfs. (I say wolfs instead of wolves because they're cute and friendly and they're family pets, unlike pit bulls which kill and eat babies.) I have a DeviantArt account and I store all my sparkledog drawings on there. I have magical powers, and I have the power to stop rivers, move mountains, and turn water into AriZona iced tea.

I'm also a wolf conservationist. Wolfs need to be saved, because they're cute and cuddly. I contribute to "save the wolf" funds so non-endangered wolfs get protection and non-cute, actually endangered animals don't. After all, blobfish don't star in thousands of fairy tales, have soft, furry bodies, or shop at Hot Topic. Why waste money on saving those ugly blobfish when you can save the wolfs? I make sure lots of money goes to protecting Yellowstone's wolfs even though they are the wrong subspecies. I don't care, since wolfs are more important than all those other pesky animals.

In my spare time, I like to dance, listen to emo bands, shop at Hot Topic, smoke weed every day, drink beer, cry to the blue corn moon, read manga, watch anime, attend "save the wolf" rallies, eat vegan food, go to nightclubs, watch Alpha and Omega, practice my sword-swallowing, and of course, cut myself!

We need to save the wolfs. Lend us your support.

## Trivia

* Despite being 19 years old, she's still in high school because she keeps skipping school.
* She claims to be a Japanese wolf even though Japanese wolves are extinct.
* She claims that she is part Native American, even though she clearly isn't.
* She is a vegan and eats tofu. (According to her, wolves can be vegan.)
* She is a big fan of Elizabeth Warren.
* She is a Communist.
* She makes this sound when running.
* Do you know how many cops she's stripped for?
Druantia Gillikins

**Druantia Gillikins** is da daughter of GILL and DREWAGA, and she likes eggs!

## Info

Name: Druantia Gillikins

Age: Eggs!

Parent's Story: The Tower of Druaga

Appearance: I'm a brunette with red eyes, fangs, and golden armor.

Alignment: Roybel

Roommate: TBA

Secret Heart's Desire: To slay the evil Druaga and save Ki.

My "Magic" Touch: I can kill things with a sword.

Storybook Romance Status: I have a crush on Gonzo Hori.

"Oh Curses!" Moment: I walk very slowly when I'm in dungeons.

Favorite Subject: Tower Climbing. It's what I live for!

Least Favorite Subject: Anime Class. My story got ruined by Gonzo (the company, not my bffa)

Best Friend Forever After: Gonzo Hori, a fellow Namco baby.

## Biography

Hello there, bitches! I'm Druantia Gillikins, the daughter of Gilgamesh (aka Gil) from The Tower of Druaga. I was born after Druaga possesses Gil, and got him pregnant. They had to extract me through Gil's anus because he doesn't have a vagina. When I was born, Gil sent me to an orphanage because he was too embarrassed to have a kid with two daddies. Gil doesn't like me and prefers to stay away from me. He's so hot and he's got cute long hair and a really cute butt.

Anyway, I'm going to be the next Gilgamesh. I have a sharp pointy sword that I use to cut people in half. I also have golden armor, and I weared it so I can climb up the tower and save Ki from Druaga. Except I don't actually get an opportunity to do it. Tower of Druaga is scary. There's all sorts of annoying enemies, like slimes, knights, magicians, ghosts, ropers, vampires, bats, snakes, salamanders, ogres, axe beaks, and a topless succubus. The stupid magicians keep shooting their spells through walls and trying to zap me in the butt. There's also lots of items I have to find, since I need all of them to win, especially the Blue Crystal Rod which I can use to zap Druaga's butt.

Even though Tower of Druaga is one of the best games ever, Americans don't seem to appreciate it. It's because Namco hates America and never gives them any good games. I think Americans need to start playing Tower of Druaga and stop watching Kim Kardashian's ass.

I like eggs. I am always eating eggs. I especially love to drink raw eggs cause they're cliché. I love raiding the nests of birds and other animals and eating their eggs. The only kind of eggs I don't eat are spider eggs because nobody wants a bunch of spiders crawling around in their stomach.

At this school, I like forcing students to play Tower of Druaga, and I eat their pencils when they lose. I also like lighting things on fire and cutting people's heads off. I also enjoy peeing on the teachers' desks.

That's all for now. So get the fuck out now.

## Trivia

* She loves to stalk Gil and make lewd comments towards him.
* She prays to Ishtar for help, but never gets any help.
* She is anti-Semitic and hates the Bible for demonizing the Babylonians. (Tara Christian approves of this anti-Semitism.)
* She likes N\*SYNC and the Backstreet Boys and still thinks they're cool.
* She claims to be friends with a talking grasshopper.
* She is in Namco x Capcom.
Lusu Dragfilia

**Lusu Dragfilia** is the KAWAII DESU NE daughter of Lucy Heartfilia and Natsu Dragneel, and she is a weeaboo!

## Info

Name: Lusu Dragfilia

Age: 16

Parent's Monogatari: Fairy Tail

Appearansu: I have sugoi pink hair styled like Hatsune Miku and I wear a sailor fuku.

Alignment: Neutral

Roommate: Princess Cherrydrop

Secret Kokoro's Desire: I want to be a wizard in the Fairy Tail guild.

My Magikku Touch: I can fight with a whip using celestial energy. I also use it to beat students who don't like my kawaii pink hair.

Storybook Romance Status: I want to fall in love with every boy in the school because I am the hime of the school.

Oh Curses Moment: When I see something sexy, I get a nosebleed.

Favorite Subject: Magicology cause I can show off my OVER 9000 level power.

Least Favorite Subject: Anything that doesn't have anything to do with animu and mango.

Best Tomodachi Forever After: Desuuuuu!

## Biography

Konnichiwa! My name is Lusu-chan. I am the musume of Lucy and Natsu. I don't know why I'm in Ever After High, but I'm from a Fairy Tail so I have the right to be here! I don't like Headmaster Grimm-kun. He is a baka.

I like anime (my favorite anime include Fairy Tail, Gravitation, Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, Pokemon, Dragon Ball Z, Axis Powers Hetalia, Black Butler, Free! Iwatobi Swim Club, Attack on Titan, Sailor Moon, Yu-Gi-Oh, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, and Homestuck - even though the last one isn't anime), manga, Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, Persona, visual novels, Vocaloid, J-pop, LeetStreet Boys, Caramelldansen, yaoi, yuri, futanari, tentacle porn, and more stuff!

I ship Daring-san with Sparrow-san and Dexter-san with Hopper-san because they are so SUGOI! After all, I'm a die-hard yaoi fangirl, and I love drawing yaoi and writing yaoi fanfiction. I also ship Apple-chan with Maddie-chan. I have a pet blue neko named Sad. I also eat nothing but pocky because it's kawaii.

I am tomodachis with Raku-chan and Sakura Katana-chan, We like to watch animu and read mango together.

Y U NO LIKE ANIMU? BAKA!

## Trivia

* She wants to be a harajuku girl and follow Gwen Stefani around all the time.
* She is a fan of Nyan Neko Sugar Girls, Large Bagel, and Sugoi Quest for Kokoro.
* When she goes swimming, she wears a school swimsuit. (Look it up on TV Tropes.)
* She wants to get married by the time she's 25 since she's afraid of being a Christmas cake, although everyone knows that she'll still be single by then because weeaboos don't get married.
* She thinks that all westerners have blonde hair, even if they're brunette.
* She cannot stand western animation and refuses to watch it.
* She is racist against Koreans, Chinese, Ainu, and burakumin.
* She is friends with Ming-Ming.
* She just loves mochi ice cream, nya.
* She subscribes to every otaku website.
Chubby Braunstein

**Chubby Braunstein** is da daughter of Toot Braunstein, and she's a one-dimensional fat joke!

## Info

Name: Chubby Braunstein

Age: 16

Parent's Story: Drawn Together

Appearance: I'm a big-boned girl with white skin, black hair, black eyes, and a black dress.

Alignment: Fat

Roommate: Leandir Wifflebottom

Secret Heart's Desire: To be the hottest sex symbol in the world.

My Magic Touch: I eat just about anything.

Storybook Romance Status: Why wouldn't any guy be attracted to all this? (shows her rolls of fat)

Oh Curses Moment: I eat way too much.

Favorite Subject: Lunch. DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Least Favorite Subject: Grimmnastics. Sports are for anorexic bastards.

Best Friends Forever After: Honey Boo Boo and her mama.

## Biography

Hey there, fatties! I'm Chubby Braunstein, the daughter of Toot. I was born after Toot got liposuction - all the fat that was taken out of her turned into me. (Of course, like everyone who gets liposuction, she ended up gaining back all the weight she lost.)

I'm a one-dimensional fat joke. I eat lots of things, including TVs, cellphones, and even people. I've eaten lots of celebrities. I'm so fat that I don't need to walk - I just roll around. I love wearing tight, revealing clothing to show off my rolls and saggy breasts and accentuate my morbid obesity.

I want a baby, and if there's the tiniest bit of baby gravy around here, I'm going to find it! Maybe I can adopt a baby girl from Nicaragua, but then she might steal a pregnancy test and get pregnant. I don't think I want to be a grandma anytime soon. Grandmas are old and ugly, and I'm a sex symbol.

I'm a real bitch too. For example, when Tara Christian and Vixen Love kissed, I convinced Tara that Vixen had violated her against her will and was trying to get her pregnant. After all, Tara's father would never allow her to birth a black woman's child. If I can't be the sex symbol, I can definitely be the BITCH!

I also like to say 'DUH' a lot. UH DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Because I'm so fat, I get lots of diabetes. The diabetes oozes out of me and clumps together to form bigger diabetes. It tastes like cotton candy-flavored ice cream.

And now I must go eat. BABY SOUP!

## Trivia

* Chubby has nine stomachs.
* Chubby doesn't care that she has a male roommate since he's gay anyway. (Chubby is a fag hag, which is an added bonus.)
* She has the biggest booty in the school, although it has lots of cellulite.
* She doesn't like it when people fat-shame her.
* She's all about that bass.
* She is infinifat.
* Her personal favorite hashtag is #FatGirlsRule.
* Her daddy is a dolphin (he's a Jewish dolphin - a Jewfin).
* She is Jewish, but she definitely does not keep kosher.
* She is a fan of Rosie O'Donnell and Lena Dunham.
* She is a feminist and promotes fat feminism and "health at every size" (HAES).
* She is no fat monster - she's a blood fountain!
Gonzo Hori

**Gonzo Hori** is the son of DIG DOUG, and he is a neckbeard!

## Info

Name: Gonzo Hori

Age: 5, but I consider myself to be a teenager

Parent's Story: Dig Dug

Appearance: I'm a short black-haired guy with brown eyes. I wear a digging suit and I have a neckbeard.

Alignment: Royal

Roommate: I don't have one,

Secret Heart's Desire: To pop all the underground enemies with my pump.

My "Magic" Touch: I can dig underground and pop Pooka and Fygar with a pump.

Storybook Romance Status: 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

"Oh Curses!" Moment: I have no life because I'm a basement dweller.

Favorite Subject: Dragon Slaying. Fygar's a dragon, and I slayeth him!

Least Favorite Subject: Advanced Wooing. Neckbeards are a chick repellent.

Best Friend Forever After: Anyone who loves digging dirt.
Sonica Hedgehog

**Sonica Hedgehog** is da daughter of SAWNICK, and she is a sexy mama!

## Info

Name: Sonica Hedgehog

Age: 15

Parent's Story: Sonic the Hedgehog

Appearance: I am a blue hedgehog with green eyes and a purple fitness suit.

Alignment: Royal

Roommate: Regina Black

Secret Heart's Desire: To save the world from Eggman.

My "Magic" Touch: I can go really, really fast.

Storybook Romance Status: I have tons of people who you can ship me with!

"Oh Curses!" Moment: I get diarrhea at the worst possible times.

Favorite Subject: Beast Training and Care. I get to make so many friends with the animals in here!

Least Favorite Subject: Robotics. Please don't turn me into a robot!

Best Friend Forever After: My horde of immature fans.

## Biography

Yo, what up? This is yo gurl Sonica. I'm the daughter of Sonic. Now what the hell am I doing in Ever After High when Sonic isn't a fairy tale? I am here on a scholarship. I am also here because I need some fancy fairy tale grounds to practice my hedgehog fitness.

I'm a super-fast hedgehog, and I can move faster than the speed of cheese. I can run around the world in 15 nanoseconds and cook a gourment meal in 3 nanoseconds. I also love to stick my tongue out and use it to remove my canker sores, which I promptly put in my ear. Then I take them out and eat them, wax and all. LOL!

I'm also big on aerobics, and I have my own workout tapes, which I do along with Pansy Beauregarde. We love to dance to all the 90s jock jams. Her favorite is Tootsee Roll. I'm also a furry and I draw lots of furry artwork, especially foxes and wolves. But I'm not a wolfaboo - unlike that horrible Ichigo. I post them on furry fansites and sell them on eBay so I can get money to buy dinner at Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen.

I also have one of the worst fandoms on the Internet, and it's full of shipping wars, classic purists, horrible recolor OCs, and even worse crossovers. People start wars over whether to ship me with Amy Rose or Sally Acorn. It's sad that they do that since I think both of them are hot - but not as hot as me!

Bye Felicia!

## Trivia

* She's blue, da ba dee da ba die, da ba dee da ba die, da ba dee da ba die!
* She eats the parasites that live in her hair.
* She loves to dance the Macarena.
* She serves lemonade on hot days.
* She lives in a treehouse.
* This music plays at Sonica's treehouse.
* She is a Presbyterian.
* She is afraid of Ugly Sonic.
* She has a crush on Spyro the Dragon.
* Her creator was arrested for insider trading.
* She makes this sound when running.
* She has tons of terrible fans, like Chris-chan, YoshiWii1, PrincessElizabeth013, and AkaiDalia.
* When she finds poop, she puts it in her mouth, mixes it with saliva until it's a foam, then rubs it on herself.
Uter Gloop

**Uter Gloop** is the son of Augustus Gloop, and he is a fat pig!

## Info

Name: Uter Gloop

Alter: 15

Geschichte der Eltern: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Aussehen: I'm a German blond with German blue eyes and I dress in Lederhosen.

Ausrichtung: Royal

Zimmergenosse: Mitch Teavee

Geheimen Herzenswunsch: To eat like a pig.

Meine "Magische" Berührung: I am a glutton.

Bilderbuch-Romantik-Status: I'm too busy eating to find a girlfriend.

"Oh Verflucht!" Moment: People want me to go on a diet.

Lieblingsfach: Lunch because it's food.

Dest Lieblingsfach: Heroics 101. It is Dumm.

Bester Freund Für Immer Nach: Any of the German students, Ja!

## Biography

Ja! I am Uter Gloop, the son of Augustus Gloop. I am a fat kid from Dusseldorf, Germany who is going to fulfill his destiny at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

Want some candy? Then you should have brought some with you. HA HA!

Anyway, I am a pig because I eat half my weight in chocolate all day because I'm fat. My parents spend thousands of euros on food every week. I'm made of chocolate, ja. I need to eat chocolate to survive. I wouldn't mind swimming in a chocolate river. That's why I am a Royal. I know I'll still be fat but I'll get covered in chocolate. And I don't mind eating my fingers. Ja!

I'm also friends with Gus and Helga Crumb - fellow Deutschen.

That's all for now. Guten Tag!

Don't make me run! I'm full of chocolate!

## Trivia

* Uter is named after the fat German kid from The Simpsons.
* Two of his great-grandfathers were Nazis.
* He is anti-Semitic and anti-Muslim.
* He has a pet German Shepherd named Blondi.
* His favorite children's book is the (very violent) classic *Der Struwwelpeter*.
* He is a big fan of Rolli and Rita.
* He loves Oktoberfest.
* He hates Angela Merkel.
* He is a supporter of the German far-right party Alternative for Germany (AfD).
* He has a crush on Karoline Herfurth. (She's an actress from Germany.)
* His favorite song is Ride of the Valkyries from Richard Wagner's opera *Die Walküre*.
Vixen Love

**Vixen Love** is the daughter of Foxxy Love, and she says HAY HAY HAY!

## Info

Name: Vixen Love

Age: 16

Parent's Story: Drawn Together

Appearance: I'm a luscious chocolate-skinned girl with skimpy orange clothing, a cap with fox ears, orange boots, and a tail.

Alignment: Rebel

Roommate: Tara Christian

Secret Heart's Desire: To have a successful band.

My Magic Touch: I am sassy and addicted to Funyuns.

Storybook Romance Status: I change partners like Jay change clothes.

Oh Curses Moment: My roommate is so racist and she's always ripping on me for being black.

Favorite Subject: Advanced Wooing. I love to seduce everyone in here.

Least Favorite Subject: Driving Tests. I can't resist eating the menthol grape-flavored pencils.

Best Friends Forever After: My Foxxy 5 sistas.

## Biography

HAY HAY HAY! I'm Vixen Love, the sassy black daughter of Foxxy Love. I am a walking black stereotype. My mama didn't raise no fool, and my papa didn't raise me at all! I used to pretend I wasn't black. I used to tell everybody I fell into a vat of chocolate pudding. I eventually admitted that I'm black, and I've loved it ever since. BLACK POWAH!

I'm a mystery solver and I love solving mysteries, but I need to get a mystery solving license so I can do it properly. I love Funyuns and nobody better touch them!

I'm bisexual and I've had lots of boyfriends and girlfriends. I have a three-year-old son named Shitavious and a two-year-old daughter named Elephantisha. My kids are in foster care and they send me letters about how terrible it is. I've never met anyone who don't wanna kiss Vixen...except, maybe Papa, and my roommate Tara. My roommate Tara is a racist white fundamentalist Christian princess who thinks I'm a slave because I'm black. I ain't a slave to nobody - nobody but the rhythm. Tara's always making fun of my race, calling me every racist name in the book, claiming that I'm not buoyant enough, trying to steal my lunch and replace it with stereotypical black people food, and telling me that she saw me on Maury.

I have a band called the Foxxy 5 2.0, consisting of me and my sistas Cocoa (daughter of Foxxy Dark), Becky (daughter of Foxxy Yella), Fattie (daughter of Foxxy Phat), and Midgette (daughter of Lil Foxxy). Fattie always says "HAY HAY HAY!" I'm the only one who goes to Ever After High though. I'm thinking of starting my own solo career after my sistas get into a car crash.

HAY HAY HAY!

## Trivia

* She and Tara Christian once shared a kiss. (Tara then claimed that Vixen "violated" her against her will even though she secretly enjoyed it.)
* She is a Black Lives Matter supporter.
* Her breasteses lactate chocolate milk.
* She is friends with Tia'NayNay Maldonia and Princess Yuck-Yuck.
* She is afraid of the ghostesses.
* She likes chicken and waffles.
* She got little in the middle but she got much back.
* She loves the song "Chocolate Rain" by Tay Zonday.
* She once got arrested for trying to steal her children back from foster care.
* She tries to get Ming-Ming to take the tests for her, although driving tests are one of his weak points.
* That drunk-ass bitch ran us down with her hooptie! (HAY HAY HAY!)
Переносной кондиционер

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Переносной кондиционер для поддержания температуры в помещении с атмосферой. Работает от обычного, высокоёмкого или ядерного аккумулятора.

Имеет внутреннюю ёмкость для теплоносителя объёмом 250 литров. При работе поддерживает минимальное давление теплоносителя 7.3 кПа, при необходимости забирая газ из атмосферы. Через газовый коннектор может подключаться к трубопроводу с теплоносителем. Для подключения поставьте кондиционер на коннектор и прикрутите разводным ключом. Им же можно открепить кондиционер от коннектора.

На передней панели находится слот для аккумулятора, манометр, показывающий давление теплоносителя, и два выключателя. Верхний переключает режим работы (синий - охлаждение, красный - нагрев), нижний включает и выключает кондиционер. По бокам есть две ручки для переноски.

Если атмосферное давление ниже 6.3 кПа, то кондиционер не работает.

В режиме охлаждения забирает до 5000 Дж/тик энергии из атмосферы и отдаёт её теплоносителю. Если температура атмосферы становится ниже -10°C или давление теплоносителя из-за перегрева становится выше 8.106 МПа, то кондиционер останавливается.

В режиме нагрева если температура теплоносителя выше температуры атмосферы, то забирает до 5000 Дж/тик энергии из теплоносителя и отдаёт её в атмосферу. Дополнительно нагревает атмосферу за счёт аккумулятора (250 Дж/тик). Если температура атмосферы становится выше 30°C или давление теплоносителя из-за переохлаждения становится ниже 6.3 кПа, то кондиционер останавливается.

Потребляет 250 Вт электроэнергии. обычного аккумулятора хватает на 72 секунды непрерывной работы, высокоёмкого на 9 минут 36 секунд, ядерного - на 76 минут 24 секунды непрерывной работы.

Один портативный кондиционер с установленным аккумулятором идёт в стартовом наборе в начале игры.

**Внимание!** Повреждается во время бури. Держите в герметичных помещениях!

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Delta Knight

Delta Knight is the son of Meta Knight and he is poderoso!

## Info

Name: Delta Knight

Age: A knight nunca reveals his age.

Parent's Story: Kirby

Appearance: I am a blue puffbal wearing a grey mascara and I have purple murcielago wings.

 Alignment: Roybel

Roommate: King PeePeePee

Secret Heart's Desire: To be in Dios tier in Super Smash Bros

My Magic Touch: I have a espada named Universa.

Storybook Romance Status: Bunny Tsukino is my amor caliente.

Oh Curses Moment: My roommate is very racist. He wants to deport me to Mexico.

Favorite Subject: Super Smash Class. FIGHT ME!

Least Favorite Subject: History. This class is racist.

Best Friends Forever After: Cain Lowell, Marcel Mario, and Joseph Mauviette

## Bio

Hola. My name is Delta Knight. I am the son of Meta Knight. I came from Mexico (I'm legal though, I have a green card). I am here in Ever After High on a scholarship. Because I'm so powerful, I'm banned in Smash Tournaments (but I can get around it). Lots of girls find me sexy despite the fact I'm a circle with brazos y piernas.

I get racist comments from mucho people like Tara Christian because of my accent and my tendency to pepper in Español. But it is sexy and I enjoy being sexy. I eat only real Mexican food (not that taco bell mierda) and I drink the most perfect tequila.

COME BACK WHEN YOU CAN PUT UP A FIGHT!

## Trivia

* He has a pet hen named Rosa. He trained her to poop on Donald Trump and other racist politicians.
* Nobody knows who his mother is.
* He gets embarrassed when his mask breaks.
* He's bisexual and has a crush on his roommate.