Toetown

### Notable Inhabitants

Eva Cloud, Quon Maron, Kelvin McGleeheart, Andrew Blooget, Toads, Matthew Palmtree, Quon Maron II

Toetown is a country which was founded by Eva Cloud and Quon Maron. It is located between Africa and Antartica.

## History

### Part 1: The Discovery Of Toetown

It all started with Eva Cloud. Long ago, a boy was born in central Paris to Ritz and Tom Cloud. He grew up and became wiser and wiser, eventually becoming a French voyager. Alexander Cousino, the owner of Cousino’s Casino, a famous casino in Africa, offered Eva Cloud a journey to Antarctica, but on the boat ride there, the boat was stranded on uncharted land. While Alexander Cousino waited for help to come, Eva Cloud tried mapping out as much of this land as he could, discovering it was the size of Europe. While mapping this land, Eva Cloud famously stubbed his toe on a dried-up mushroom, giving the land its name, Toetown. Eva Cloud also made the discovery that there were miniature, mushroom headed looking creatures on the land. Eva Cloud called these creatures Toads, and the sketches of the Toads are currently in the Toe museum. Kelvin McGleeheart, an odd stranger born in a scientific attempt to recreate the Neanderthals, finally picked up the two explorers. When arriving back in France, Eva Cloud called on an old friend by the name of Quon Maron. Quon Maron was a genius man who grew up with Eva Cloud, and the two worked together to make this uncharted land a country. Finally, a year later, it became a country, and Toetown was born. Many claim to have heard Quon Maron say “Toe be or not toe be. That is the question…” in the moments that it was declared a continent. Years passed, and Andrew Blooget, another old friend from Italy, came to Toetown in 2033. He taught Quon Maron, Kelvin Mcgleehart, and Eva Cloud the karate style of Toe-Sang-Doo.

### Part 2: The Development Of Toetown

The Laws Of Toetown were a series of laws passed by Eva Cloud and Quon Maron in 2034, and are currently kept in the National Toe Museum. The list is shown later in this documentation. In 2035, one year later, Eva Cloud and Quon Maron were approached by Bobblehead Bates, who had come to the continent and threatened to steal it for himself. The Battle Of Toeberg started, and Eva Cloud led the Toe Military (which had been trained in Toe-Sang-Doo) to victory. After the Battle of Toeberg, Eva Cloud and Quon Maron created the Toetown Anthem. Fearing future threats of conquering, the Founding Fathers of Toetown came together on August 6, 2036 to create The Declaration Of Toes, which shortly stated that Toetown was its own independent country, and that no one could take it from the founding fathers and the civilians. It was signed at the bottom by Eva Cloud, Quon Maron, Kelvin Mcgleehart, and Andrew Blooget, the four founding fathers. This paper is also kept in the National Toe Museum. The Toe Military finally began recruiting to up their numbers since the Battle Of Toeberg had happened, and Matthew Palmtree, a Toetownian, tried entering. The Toe Military rejected him, and in a fit of rage, he murdered Quon Maron. An event to shock the people of Toetown, Quon Maron was lived on by Quon Maron II, Quon Maron’s brother who is a few years younger. After this shocking event, The Constitution Of Toetown was created, which said that peace ran through the land of Toetown, and that respect was made for the Founding Fathers. This was one of the final ancient documents in the National Toe Museum. Matthew Palmtree was put in prison for the rest of his life, and everything was peaceful in Toetown for the following years.

### Part 3: Toe War I

Eva Cloud received word that the Soviet Toads, the army from Russia, was coming to Toetown. Their leader, Lider Zhaba, declared war on Toetown, as the area of land used to be home to the Mushroom Kingdom. This started Toe War I, and Andrew Blooget prepared the Toe Military for war. The Soviet Toads struck fast, and the war lasted a year and a half. Many Soviet Toads and simple Toetownians were killed. The first major battle was the Battle of Foot Vein, which was a fierce battle led by Andrew Bloodget, which after many small retreats asked for Eva Cloud's backup; Eva Cloud fought viciously and attacked with his backup men of about 30,000, and the combined forces led the Soviet Toads to a retreat. When it seemed as though the Soviet Toads would get away, they were stopped by the great Pedicure River, this river had a width of 300 meters. Too much for an army to pass,  Eva Cloud and Andrew Bloodget were victorious in the first major battle of Toe War I. After what seemed like ages of fighting, The Soviet Toads planted bombs in Toetown Town, the capital of Toetown, and after dismantling the bombs, Andrew Blooget declared The Battle Of Big Toe. The Toe Army was forced to retreat in this battle, and after many smaller battles, Eva Cloud led his best soldier, Sneakly Isacly, to blow up the Soviet Toad’s small part of land they had claimed just 10 miles from Toetown Town. The Soviet Toads surrendered and became a part of the Toe Military, and the war had finally ended. Although there were many other battles, these were by far the most important. Cunor Noxin made the famous speech on the steps of the former Toad Headquarters “I have a toe”. He stated that he hoped his children would have equal rights, and would be able to fearlessly show their feet in public. He made many other protests following the events of Toe War I, and claimed that all Soviet Toads be given a second chance, due to the fact that many people in public discriminated against Toads.

### Part 4: The Rise Of Broody Dumb

Broody Dumb, a well known German scientist, came to Toetown a year after the events of Toe War I. Broody Dumbs first move was to immediately get Mathew Palmtree out of jail, and he did this by shutting down the cameras and electricity to the entire prison, which was a major success. Eva Cloud and the other founding fathers found out this news immediately, and ordered to search the land for these men.  Broody Dumb was already making moves to escape Toetown; he was heading for New Zealand. The New Zealanders were well known with Toetown, for they were the main trade route with it. Broody Dumb hijacked an Alexander Cousino Family Tours boat, and he made his way to New Zealand. Andrew Blooget led his special forces to New Zealand, equipping them with an ancient firearm by the name of Jaguar X. This gun shot disintegrating lasers that could melt through almost anything, and with that, the special forces started their journey to New Zealand.

## Locations

* Pinky Town
* North Talus
* New Noxin
* Fibuland
* Tarsal Plateau
* Tarsal Lake
* Tibialanda
* Wool Sock
* North Talus
* Pedicure River
* French Toetown
* Shin Sea
* Shintucky
* Toeburg
* Toetown Town
* New Cousino
* Toe Kingdom
* Cloud Maron Republic
* United Toad Nation
* West Cuboid
* Cuboid
* A'left Fut
* L'right Fut
* Big Toe
* Ankleton
* Big Toe Ocean