Derp

# Derp (Qwerty)

Derp (Qwerty) is a Legacy Character created by Billy on April 2019. The reason for the character's creation is currently unknown. Derp exists in 3 different Realities, each controlled by a Shadow, each with a different origin, but with mostly the same personality.

## Overview

Derp is an evil entity existing in 3 different realities. Besides this, Derp is usually the theatrical antagonist of the World (theatrical meaning he is presented as the main villain, while actually not being so.). Derp is usually plotting schemes, conducting experiments, or other evil shenanigans. His goal is to take over which ever world he resides in and reign as Tyrant.

## Biography I - Legacy Reality

(This is Derp's Origin in the first reality to be presented, controlled by Crackey - This is made by Bananapox and Billy.)

In this reality and Universe, because of the unbalancing of the equalibrium of Crackey's power, an evil precense was formed and traveled across Earth and possessed a formidable scientist, and this scientist, in a random EVIL lab experiment gone wrong transformed the scientist into Derp. Derp had retained his past intelligence and gained new-found powers because of the evil precense, and therefore Derp became the evil precense with a carbon-form.

Derp with his upbringing rushed to the Tibetan Plateau to search for a secluded area to construct a fortress for himself, and he did. After this, he used the surrounding natural elements such as Ice, snow, and rocks and transformed them into his personal minions. The minions themselves just looked like deformed grey-lifeless humanoid figures, so Derp constructed masks of his face and inserted them unto the minion's faces, and the minion's all achieved sentience, and took on a personality similar to Derp's.

After all this, Derp had travelled out to somewhere else and kidnapped somebody, and put them in an experiment chamber. This unknown person was transformed into a hideous void-humanoid creature, and the creature escaped the experiment pod to then face against the current league of Superheroes in this reality known as "The Diamonds". The Diamonds were all frightened by this strange creature but eventually defeated it and it transformed back into its original human form. Derp had saw this from a distance and now discovered the existence of "The Diamonds". And Derp absolutely hated The Diamonds for their embodiment of Heroism and Good, and Derp set out to destroy this team.

While The Diamonds were currently in London, Derp and his army of hundreds of thousands of Derp Minions had attacked the city, but The Diamonds were already there to stop Derp in his tracks. Once Derp was defeated they "killed him", but the evil precense continued to resist. So Derp had become zombified and The Diamonds killed him ONCE again, but the evil precense continued to resist, so Derp became a skeleton. And The Diamonds killed him once again. It had seemed as Derp was gone for good, until they somehow saw another Derp-Like figure nearby. It was the Son-Of-Derp, another one of Derp's creations, one he liked a lot, and named it his son. But The Diamonds had killed Son-Of-Derp by throwing him in a pool of lava.

The Evil Precense wasn't completely vanquished and wanted revenge extremely badly. So, Derp revived and created more of him using the organic material around him and bestowing them some of his powers. There was Derp III, a relatively unknown figure but presumably to be a Lizard-Derp hybrid. There was Derp IV, a cyborg version of Derp, and Derp V, the largest and most powerful of them all, towering at 10 feet tall. The Diamonds battled them all one by one, but when they got to Derp V they had to use more advanced suits and technology to defeat him. In the midst of chaos of the battle, "Clemson" was killed and "The Argentime" had finally killed Derp V. After this event it is known to be the beginning of a newer story called "The Emeralds" with Clemson's son "Spider-8" becoming the new main hero.

## Biography II - Contemporary Age

(This is Derp's origin in the second reality to be presented, controlled by Angrey. Made by solely Bananapox.)

In the middle of the 1st World War, there were two soldiers fighting against each other. A German-soldier named Qwerty, and a Russian-soldier named Ivan. In the middle of the battle, Ivan was shot, and Qwerty was the only soldier nearby to save him, and by sheer mercy and grace Qwerty, instead of ending Ivan's suffering decided to get him out of it by caring for him and taking him to a nearby soldier hospital. And ever since that day, they became Best Friends.

But there was a new issue approaching, a Cosmic Outer-God named Angrey had begun his reign of terror over them. Angrey had captured them both and transported them to his pocket dimension called "The Mid-Point". The Mid-Point was an endless white space containing whatever could be found there. Ivan and Qwerty were originally extremely confused and scared until Angrey presented them both the chance to eventually escape. Angrey granted them both powers. They both obviously got combat-enchantments, but Ivan was granted the ability to make whatever he draws come to life. Ivan drew hundreds of characters that spread out and built civilizations in the Mid-Point while Qwerty was only there to watch, all these characters inevitably and eventually started to annoy and anger Qwerty, and his rage was fueled by Qwerty's jealousy for Ivan's extraordinary power. And one day, Qwerty had snapped, something had changed about him, his skin had changed to the grey-reddish skin of Derp we all know, and his smiled changed to that Derpy smile.

Qwerty was completely transformed into Derp. And Derp was furious with Ivan, and they battled. Ivan and Derp battled for so long, with Ivan eventually gaining the upper-hand and becoming Cosmic, but Ivan's creations rebelled against him because of Ivan's lack of care for them, so Derp united with the creations and became "The First Creation" and eventually defeated Ivan. Angrey, watching from above was pleased with the conclusion and ejected Derp and Ivan out of the mid-point into the real world.

Derp continued to be villainous and Ivan continued to be an anti-hero until finally becoming a regular hero. With Derp becoming the same plotting schemer as the 1st Reality, he continues to do his evil work until an event known as "The Snap" where Angrey has hit his patience limit, where Derp has a high chance to die.

## Biography III - Modernized

(This is Derp's origin in the third and final reality presented, controlled by Shadus - Solely made by Bananapox)

An unfathomable number of years before anything was Shadus. And millions of years before humans... was still Shadus. And Shadus being Life, Death, and Cosmos, Good and Evil, being the ultimate balancer that he is, decided to change the fate of Earth forever. Everything was neutral, but then Shadus created Good and Evil, the good was the ancient Israelite prophets of course, but the Evil was to be decided. And Shadus created the incarnate of Satan in his own divine imagine, and thus Derp was born, born to be the Evil of the Earth until the future Council of K members arrived to take his place as a great evil upon the Earth.

Derp in this reality reigns over hell with his endless hordes of dead-humans turned into derp-minions, and one day in the 1960's Shadus descended from above and entered into Derp's realm to offer Derp a deal, and offers him the permission to conquer Earth, and Derp does, invading London at blistering speeds using a "Communist Revolution" as a justification for the invasion. And on one specific house, the parents of a 10-year old boy are brutally murdered, causing a butterfly effect that inevitably creates "The Clemson Tiger" and becomes the ultimate downfall for Derp.

Derp continues to commit his evil acts, up until the end of humanity. But with Shadus's patience slipping ever so slightly by every second, who knows what kind of cataclysmic event that Shadus could cause for his own twisted entertainment.

## Appearance

Qwerty's appearance is that of an average-height humanoid figure with completely white skin, dotted eyes, no mouth, no ears, and no nose. His chest was relatively normal for a human, but his arms were like lines and his hands just a ball of flesh, his legs also a line, and his feet also a ball of flesh.

Derp's appearance is relatively the same for all three realities. An average-heighted humanoid figure with grey-reddish skin, dotted eyes, thin and long mouth, large and thick eyebrows, no nose, no ears. The rest of his body is relatively normal, but his hands are sometimes seen as someone had cut the hand off and just arm but Derp in all realities can manifest fingers if he does choose so. His feet appear to have a shoe embedded beneath his skin.

Differences in appearance in three realities:

* The 1st Reality Derp is shorter, more cartoony in appearance, and has a greyer tone of skin.
* The 2nd Reality Derp has a redder tone of skin and either small white or red pupils visible.
* The 3rd Reality Derp is taller, and more realistic in appearance.

## Powers and Abilities

Derp in all three realities has relatively the same powers, but will be listed separately anyway. Their abilities are listed below:

### Abilities:

#### Reality I Derp:

* Superhuman Strength/Endurance/Stamina
* Superhuman Speed/Agility
* Superhuman Durability
* Immortality (Cannot Age/Catch Diseases)
* Superhuman Intelligence
* Laser-beam creation (From Eyes and or Hands)
* Shapeshifting (Not often used)
* Mind-Control (Uses a lot of energy and not very effective)
* Telekinesis
* Extreme Regeneration

#### Reality II Derp:

* Superhuman Strength/Endurance/Stamina
* Superhuman Speed/Agility
* Superhuman Durability
* Immortality (Cannot Age/Catch Diseases)
* Laser-beam creation (From Eyes and or Hands)
* Shapeshifting
* Mind-Control (Somewhat not effective)
* Telekinesis
* Extreme Regeneration
* Teleportation

#### Reality III Derp:

* Superhuman Strength/Endurance/Stamina
* Superhuman Speed/Agility
* Superhuman Durability
* Immortality (Cannot Age/Catch Diseases)
* Superhuman Intelligence
* Laser-beam creation (From Eyes and or Hands)
* Shapeshifting
* Mind-Control
* Telekinesis
* Extreme regeneration
* Teleportation
* Flight
* Psychic Abilities

### Weaknesses:

* Derp can be defeated through physical means, but in Reality I and III can revive quite easily, requiring more powerful and cosmic intervention to completely rid of Derp.
* Derp's plans can be foiled, discouraging him from continuing battle and or attack and usually causing him to retreat sooner and quicker.
* Derp's current residence can be found through technological means such as satellite surveillance, radar, and portals, causing him to retreat even sooner to find a new place to hide.
* Derp isn't quite good at dodging despite his superhuman-agility, therefore using bullets, explosives, or anything else can deter Derp.

## Hobbies

Derp usually likes to plot and act like a dictator over whatever he has control over. Besides that, he does celebrate holidays like a human would.

## Personality

Derp's personality is relatively the same in all 3 realities (slightly calmer in the 2nd one).

Derp's personality is playful despite his constant evil intentions, with a sick, twisted, demented psychopath's mind Derp could be considered insane. Derp is also quite talkative and loves bringing forth his ideas to whoever is nearby.

## Trivia

* Derp's first debut is in the comic journal "The Legendary One" by Bananapox and Billy, his original debut was a strange Derpy face drawn on a piece of paper. The reason for this is because Bananapox wanted to show off his "Drawing Skills" to Billy, therefore making Billy do the same.
* Derp is grey because in another comic journal he was colored that way, with no true reason behind it.
* Derp's favorite color is red.
* In the YouTube Channel Bananapox, Derp appears in only 1 episode of "The Diamonds Animated Series", with his successor Son of Derp appearing in the 3rd episode, and a strange iteration of Derp named "Festive Derp" appears in the 1st Christmas Special. Derp does not appear in the 2nd Christmas Special of 2022.
* Derp has had his lore changed at least a million times.
* Derp is technically owned by Billy.
* Derp (Reality III) absolutely despises the Council of K because they replaced him as the greatest evil on Earth.
* Qwerty has line arms and ball hands because that was how Derp was originally drawn as in "The Legendary One".
* Derp technically owns a Panzer IV Tank, as seen in Episode I of "The Diamonds Animated Series".
* Derp TECHNICALLY marries Angrey's human daughter in the obscure lore of the 2nd Reality.

## Gallery

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