The Battle of the Legion 5 Cave

### Performers

Legion 5 (Side 1): Konju, Zach Soclin, Lucy Soclin, Pyro Kayron, Collin Toomy, Jeremy WalkerThe Evilties (Side 2): Zurg

### Location

Legion 5 Cave, New York City, New York

The Battle of the Legion 5 Cave was an independent conflict. The opposing sides were the Legion 5 and Zurg. The result was a victory for Zurg with all the members of the Legion 5 defeated and Pyro Kayron killed. However, Zurg was unable to destroy the Legion 5 Cave as he had planned to do. It is precceded chronologically by The Murder of Mike Johnson and Joe Smith.

## Prelude

After Zurg returned to the Eviltie Space Station, he planned to fight the Legion 5 just by himself without causing any chaos elsewhere in New York. A day before the battle, Konju saw that Zurg had killed two workers and tried to warn his team of Zurg's survival but they did not believe him. Then on September 15, Zurg came to the Legion 5 Cave.

## The Battle

When Zurg arrived, Konju faced him off. Meanwhile, Zach and Lucy hid behind a rock, Jeremy ate popcorn, Pyro listened to music, and Collin was nowhere to be seen. Konju foolishly punched Zurg, causing his hand to break and bleed. Zurg then repeatedly punched Konju. Even as Konju called for help, nobody came to his aid. Finally, Zurg knocked Konju out. Jeremy ran away, accidently spilling his popcorn on Konju. Zach and Pyro also ran realizing if they didn't, they would have to fight Zurg. Lucy tried to run but was stopped by Zurg. Lucy once again foolishly tried to punch Zurg, causing her hand to break. She then tried to ice blast him, but her broken hand couldn't aim properly so she ice blasted herself accidently. Zurg then kicked her back to a spot where the rocks on the roof were crumbling and fell on her, knocking her out. Next, Collin flew over Zurg and then shot at him, not knowing his suit was bulletproof. Zurg, however, grabbed Collin by the neck and strangled him, causing Collin to pass out and almost die. However, just as he was about to die, Pyro shot fire at Zurg to distract him, causing him to pass Collin aside and not kill him. They briefly fought, but Zurg cut a part of the ceiling with his laser, causing it to fall on and knock out Pyro. Zurg then went to Zach's room, where Zach was watching his television. Zurg cut out Zach's right eye and then threw him into the television, knocking him out. Then Jeremy, in animal form, snuck up behind Zurg and stabbed into his armor with his claws. However, Zurg then cut Jeremy's hand off and kicked him off a ledge, knocking him out. Zurg then left the cave, flew, and prepared to fire a missile to destroy the place and kill all the members of the Legion 5. However, Pyro woke up and shot fire at Zurg. Zurg stated that his suit was fire proof and Kayron could not destroy it with some fire. Thus, Pyro realized he would have to use up all his fire and center it on the missile. Zurg's missile was destroyed, but Pyro was now weak and vunerable as he had no fire powers left. Zurg easily removed Pyro's heart, stepped on it, and crushed it. Pyro died as Konju, who had just woken up, mourned over his dead body as Zurg flew to space.

Result: ZURG IS VICTORIOUS, ALL MEMBERS OF LEGION 5 DEFEATED, AND PYRO KAYRON DEAD.

## Participants and Forces

### Legion 5

Commander: Konju

Other Participants

* Zach Soclin/Electric Boy
* Lucy Soclin/Blizzard
* Pyro Kayron+ (killed in action)
* Collin Toomy/Eagle
* Jeremy Walker/Animal Claws

Bases: Legion 5 Cave

## Casualties

### Legion 5

Pyro Kayron, who sacrificed himself to stop Zurg from destroying the Cave. Also, all members of the Legion 5 were defeated and knocked out, but besides Kayron, nobody died.

### Civillians

None, as Zurg did not target any place in New York other than the cave.