The Ass-Obliteration of 23'

The Ass-Obliteration of 23' was an event where Vanny Williams (Page needed) got put on a spike, if you know what i mean (im lazy and dont want to write)

## Transcript

jEgg was fishing on one day.

"hmmm"

"oo! i caught a sphere"

Medi walks up to jEgg

"heya egg."

jEgg:"AA! oh, hi"

Medi:"You got my rod, too. Right?"

jEgg manifests a fishing rod

"yeaaa"

Medi grabs it and starts fishing with him

"Ya know, I wonder what humans do when we arent watching over."

jEgg:"they probably live out their lives like how they do, bad stuff happens sometimes even when i am watching"

Medi:"Why do I think Vanny's buying something from a store that's innapropriate for our world"

jEgg:"?"

Medi:"Let's check"

they open a portal and view a dildo store

Vanny:"hmm"

"do you guys sell things that arent real cocks?"

The Cashier:"hmmm, we have this fake one.*"*

*the cashier would place down a dildo, that isnt actually a cock.*

Vanny:"ok i'll buy it"

The Cashier:"45 bucks, with the tax of 10."

Vanny *hands over the money*

The Cashier:"alright, thanks."

egg and mediocre return to their pocket dimension.

Medi:"WHAT WAS THAT."

jEgg:"does she have relations with people? or is it no context"

Meanwhile, at a backstage animatronic center

Vanny *sticks a cock on bliggle*

Bliggle, saying one of the only things he can really say:"*wtf*"

a *suit with an endo inside gets up*

*"W*hat are u doing here?"

Vanny:"funy"

Vanny is likely intoxicated

Le suit:"get out! This is S.T.A.F.F. only!"

Vanny runs

Le suit:"and stay out."

This is the big part

*The suit takes the dildo off of Bliggle, and throws it at her..*

damn, RIP your asscrack lmao

Vanny:"FUC-"

Chuck:"nice one"

"wait where's Fred?"

fred:"hi"

Le suit:"I wonder how much "pain" she's in from that dildo thrown into her asshole."\

it hurts boiz

The robots cheer

jEgg:"lol"

Medi:"PFFFT-"

a bit later

"EGGG

I HEAR MOANING"

In a different place

Vanny:"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS"

"THEY TOSSED A COCK IN MY ASS"

*innopropriate moaning*

"ok its out"

*Medi Jumps out of the pocket dimension and into here*

"YOU MOTHER FUCKER!"

Vanny:"i guess those are the consequences of drinking alcohol and buying dicks"

Medi:"YOU FAT HAIRLESS MONKEY!"

Vanny:"the fuck are you?"

Medi:"IM THE FRIEND OF THIS WORLD'S GOD AND IM GONNA FUCK YOU UP"

jEgg:"spare them, for she did not put it in herself."

Medi:"SHE'S MAKING NON-APPROPREATE SOUNDS!!"

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Some creep pops out of the bushes with a camera

The Cashier:"Dont think I'm done with you."

jEgg:"well uhhhhhh"

Vanny runs over to a volcano

the BLOOD SUN VOLCANO

Medi:"GET BACK HERE!"

Vanny:"why did i go here"

While chasing Vanny, Medi falls into the volcano

Vanny:"ok that didnt-"

jEgg walks up to vanny

"hello"

"i see, please explain"

Vanny:"i went here to hide and that thing fell into a volcano"

"I DINT PUSH THEM tho"

jEgg:"yes, ok. i saw what happened. frankly you should at least apologize, i believe mediocre is fine."

Vanny:"yeah sorry for moaning, i had to get a dick out of me"

*Medi Climbs out, but the puppet vessel he's in has tears in it."*

"I'm f-fine."

jEgg:"hmm, do you need medical attention mediocre."

They walk to a hospital

"here. get something. like stitches or something"

Doctor:"We'll fix em' up real quick, alright?"

*The doctor Stitches fabric back on*

Medi:"T-thanks."

Doctor:"Alright, he's all fixed up."

Medi:"i feel better now."

jEgg:"alright"

Medi:"Let's go"

the end

unless i missed a part