The Crayon Song Gets Ruined

The Wonderful Show's Imaginary Fun Learning Emporium-Palooza Extravaganza Hour gets ruined by an unhappy crayon.

## Transcript

**Announcer:** Hey kids! Welcome back to the wonderful show's imaginary fun learning emporium-palooza extravaganza hour, for kids!

Natalie: Hello kids, I'm the color red, and I brought my friends to teach you about them. They're the colors of all the things you see, and red is me, the color of awesome things, like hearts, and roses, and Mars, but most importantly love, love, love, love, love.
Adam: Blood, blood, blood, blood, blood.
Crew: Hooray!

Matt: Hi, I'm orange like mac and cheese. Let's name other orange things now, if you please. You got pumpkins and tigers and the desert sand, -
Adam: Prescription bottles.
Matt: -monarch butterflies are your orange friends. La la la la la la, cheese!
Adam: Pills!
Crew: Hooray!
Matt: What are you doing?
Adam: What I was born to do.

Mallory: As you can probably guess, yellow's pretty fun-
Adam: Jaundice!
Mallory: -you can find it on a bus or the rays from the sun-
Adam: Jaundice!
Mallory: If you ask me, yellow's number one-
Adam: Liver failure.
Mallory: If you like yellow and sour-
Adam: Jaundice!
Mallory: -then try a lemon. Jaundice!
Crew: Jaundice!
Mallory: Dang it!

James: I once ate a bug that was the color green, but the ER said it was a poisonous thing, so that explains why I threw up green, and inside that green, there were chunks of green. I bet you wish you hadn't listened to green. Hooray!
Crew: Hooray?
Stephen: Why didn't you change that one?
Adam: I like that verse.

Stephen: The ocean is a place where many creatures live.
Adam: Nightmares!
Stephen: It's the deep blue sea, and it's mysterious-
Adam: And it will kill you to death, especially if you are on the Titanic, so let that sink in. Pun intended.
James: Hooray!
Jason: Don't blow this for us, man! Come on!

Jason: Purple is the color of many pretty things, from a lilac-
Crew: Ah!
Stephen: Dude! No!
James: Hooray!

Whitney: Jeremy...
Jeremy: I guess it's my turn, there are brown things like dirt... I can't remember the words... please don't hurt... me.
Cast: Ah!

Whitney: Okay. White things include...
Adam: All broken bones...
Whitney: And doves and paper...
Adam: ...and rabies' foam.
Whitney: There's ivory!
Adam: ...worth a lot of money, if you want to buy some, then email me.
James: Hooray! Hooray.

Adam: Black is the color of emptiness, I feel it in my soul because I'm an emotional mess.
Jason: Ah! Take care of the body! Shove him up a kid's nose or something!
Whitney: Back to normal!
Cast: Hooray!

Stacey: I'm the last crayon in the box you see, and the color that they assigned to me is this! Just think about that for one moment! Get your hands off me!

## Trivia

* This is the third-most-popular sketch of Studio C, with over 20 million views, after Top Soccer Shootout Ever With Scott Sterling and Best Volleyball Blocks Ever with Scott Sterling.
	+ This is the most-viewed sketch of Studio C without recurring character Scott Sterling.
* This is the most-viewed sketch that was filmed in the studio.
* This is the second sketch of Season 6 with all ten cast members featured in it, after the season opener Studio C Season 50.
* Whitney (Call) Meek played the white crayon to show the contrast between white and black, who was played by the tallest cast member Adam Berg.
* The costume of Jason Gray started to tear during the dress rehearsal.