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Bad Santa

**Writer**: Chad Creasey & Dara Creasey

**Director**: Bill Roe

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A doctor with ties to the mob is mowed down by someone in a Santa suit, and in the cause of finding the killer, Castle accepts an offer that he cannot refuse.

### Guest cast

* Carole Gutierrez - DR. DEB LANDER
* Larry Poindexter - DETECTIVE MCBRIDE
* Vincent Spano - CHRISTOPHER CARLUCCI
* Mo Gallini - ROCCO CARLUCCI
* Paul Ben-Victor - DINO SCARPELLA
* Alex Frnka - JANE SCARPELLA
* Beau Billingslea - DR. WALTER PARISH
* Judyann Elder - MELINDA PARISH
* Jackie Tohn - CYBER RITA
* Brent Antonello - LUCA TESSARO

### Music

* "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" - Keith Barney (opening car chase scene)
* "I'll Be Your Santa Baby" - Rufus Thomas (strip club)

### Literary and other references

* *Omertà* is part of a code of honor associated in modern times with the Italian mafia (it can be traced to earlier times in Sicily and Crete), amounting to a code of silence regarding anything associated with one's family/organization, particularly as it relates to divulging such information to law enforcement. [Wikipedia]

### Memorable moments

* Beckett trying to come up with her contribution to the Castle family Christmas card poem
* Lanie asking Javier to pretend they're engaged because that's what she told her parents, who are in town for the evening.

### Quotable quotes

* CASTLE: Squeezing down countless chimneys, delivering millions of presents in one night? It's bound to happen. Santa finally cracked.
* BECKETT: *(asking about the poem)* So, what do I have to do again?
ALEXIS: Write six funny, poignant, eloquent lines describing highlights of the past year, for you. And they must rhyme.
BECKETT: What word rhymes with "I'm screwed"?

### Just the facts

* Lanie's parents are named Walter and Melinda. Her dad is a retired cardiothoracic surgeon.
Notes

Questions, observations and other finer details...

* What are the titles of Castle's books?
* Which precinct does Beckett work out of?
* Hang on, there's no 12th Precinct in the NYPD!
* Castle seems to have a ringtone for everyone. What are they?
* What do we know about Beckett's family?
* What's on Johanna's murder board?
* What episodes have been transposed, and does it matter?
* Alexis' family tree
* The characters on Castle bring up irony quite often
* Okay, what's the deal with the coffee?
* They go together like WAKKA WAKKA WHOA
* ...and finally... What's their "happily ever after" look like?
Habeas Corpse

**Writer:** Rob Hanning

**Director:** Kate Woods

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When a personal injury lawyer is found dead, Beckett and Castle have to find where another body is buried. Meanwhile, Castle thinks he and Beckett are the perfect team - for the police charity talent show.

### Guest cast

* Maya Stojan - TORY ELLIS
* Scott Broderick - RICHIE "THE PITBULL" FALCO
* Don McManus - ARCHIE "THE SAVANNAH HAMMER" BRONSTEIN
* Nikki DeLoach - ANNIE KLEIN
* Brian McNamara - MIKE SAMPSON
* Meredith Monroe - ELISE RESNER
* Roshawn Franklin - DEREK "LIGHTNING" BOLT
* Brina Palencia - JODY EVANS
* Jan M. Janssen - OFFICER JENKINS
* Ali Chen - CSU TECH

### Music

* "Get Lucky" - DAFT PUNK
* "I've Got You Under My Skin" - NATHAN FILLION/STANA KATIC (tag)

### Literary and other references

* The title is a parody of the legal term *habeas corpus*, "you shall have the body" (Latin). *Habeas corpus*, contrary to common belief, does not refer to the body of a victim but rather to the person in custody; a writ of *habeas corpus* demands that the person be presented in court to determine whether the authorities have proof enough to detain him or her.
* For those unaware of musical cinema icons, "Ginger" is a reference to Ginger Rogers, best known as dance partner to Fred Astaire.
* For those unaware of recent cinema icons, the "lift scene" from *Dirty Dancing* is demonstrated at the end of the film, during a dance set to "I've Had (The Time of My Life)".
* NTSB stands for National Transportation Safety Board, which would be the agency responsible for investigating allegations of safety violations in civilian vehicles.
* "Modesto Motors" is, for obvious reasons, a fictitious car manufacturer.

### Memorable moments

* The shower scene!
* Espo and Ryan practicing their act in Interrogation.

### Quotable quotes

* CASTLE: That thing in the shower? That is delightful!
BECKETT: It's two naked people singing where no one can hear them!
Need to Know

**Writer:** Elizabeth Beall

**Director:** Larry Shaw

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An actor known for his teen comedy role is killed in a very un-funny way, and Castle manages to finagle his way into the investigation - until the Feds show up to take over the case, led by Agents McCord and Beckett.

### Guest cast

* Antonio Sabato, Jr. - RAMON RUSSO
* Lisa Edelstein - RACHEL MCCORD
* Joshua Bitton - GRANT "SULLY" SULLIVAN
* James Patrick Stuart - ETHAN WRIGHT
* Myko Olivier - PI
Ficwriters Bible

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Have fun, and happy writing!

### What lives where

#### You are here: **Ficwriters Bible**

This is the heart of the site. All the canon you could wish for, in one easy reference guide. There are four sections: Episodes, Characters, Notes, and Locations.

* **Episodes** and **Characters** pages also have a link for speculation -- what might have been, what might be, things we still don't know (*Heat Wave* is, for this purpose at least, fanon so it goes here -- what's true about Nikki and Rook isn't necessarily true about Kate and Castle). In other words, we'd like to try to keep canon and fanon separate, but still leave a place to spin stories about the things we \*don't\* know about them, and probably never will.
* **Notes** are divided into themes -- things like what we know about Kate's mother, or the titles of Castle's books. Any of the myriad details you think a ficwriter might need (or that you just want to point out).
* **Locations** now contains floorplans!

### Other destinations

The **People** section includes articles on the *Castle* cast, writers, and directors.

The **Reference Library** encompasses episode transcripts, links to publicity sources, and information about the designing talents of *Castle*.
Private Eye Caramba!

**Writer:** Adam Frost

**Director:** Hanelle Culpepper

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Castle is persona non grata on the case of the dead telenovela beauty, but he gets a referral from Beckett that turns out to be connected to her case.

### Guest cast

* Arye Gross - M.E SIDNEY PERLMUTTER
* Daya Vaidya - SOFIA DEL CORDOVA
* Kamar De Los Reyes - MANUEL VILLALOBOS
* Franco Barberis - FRANCISCO HERRARA
* Erick Lopez - MARCUS SEGUNDO
* Valorie Hubbard - PAM
* Jackson Hurst - HARLAN MATHIS
* Cindy Luna - ANAHITA MENENDEZ
* Vannessa Vasquez - GABRIELA
* Adam Wylie - RONNIE

### Literary and other references

* Telenovelas are limited-run television serials popular in Latin America, parts of Asia, Portugal, and Spain. In contrast to American "soap operas", they tend to feature one main storyline and usually last less than a year. Esposito says his *tía* (aunt) watches them, but by the end of this episode we know that's just a front!
* The title of this episode is a take on the Spanish exclamation ***¡**ay, caramba!*, which is a euphemistic equivalent of the English "holy cr\*p!" (The word *caramba* is a euphemism for another word representing a male organ, which makes Beckett's reference to a "private d\*ck" even funnier.)

### Memorable moments

* Castle sweet-talking Beckett for a favor, which turns out to involve a VIN rather than the anticipated sexual favor.
* Sparkles the dog saving the ass of the city councilman.
* Sparkles' dog-sitter looking rough and mean and turning out to be a sweet kind of guy.
* Castle and Beckett trading film noir quips, then getting caught making out

### Quotable quotes

CASTLE: Come on. Spill the story. Time is money and I’ve got none of either.
BECKETT: All right, I'll give it to you straight. I'm just a girl, looking for a private d\*ck.
CASTLE: Whoa! Then your search is over, sweetheart.
Cast

Pages for the main cast and recurring characters. No spec here :) Personal blogs, twitters, instagrams, and facebookings by cast members (as themselves) should be linked to these pages

Nathan FillionStana KaticSusan SullivanMolly QuinnSeamus DeverJon HuertasRuben Santiago-HudsonPenny Johnson JeraldThe cast behind the cast
The Squab and the Quail

**Writer**: Jason Wilborn & Adam Frost

**Director**: Paul Holahan

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A waiter at a high-class restaurant gets his orders mixed up, and the victim of the ensuing poisoning is not the intended target. Beckett is tapped to guard the target, who is rich, handsome, and very interested in her.

### Guest cast

* Ioan Gruffudd - ERIC VAUGHN
* Russ Bain - BRUNO TOFT
* Andy Wagner - LUCAS SHAW
* Jamie Hill - PETRA VISSER
* Mark Bloom - NEIL MORRIS
* Michael Buonomo - CORY HARRISON
* Robert Craighead - ARTHUR FELDER
* Maya Stojan - TECH AGENT TORY ELLIS

### Music

* "Hunk of Funk" - GATURS
* "The Stroke" - BILLY SQUIER
* "Wannamama" - POP LEVI

### Literary and other references

* The title of this episode is most likely a parody of the title of an independent film, *The Squid and the Whale*, in which one of the themes is a diorama at the American Museum of Natural History.

### Quotable quotes

* CASTLE: I was in the zone. I was like Gretzky.
BECKETT: Well, at least Gretzky knew how to score.
The Greater Good

**Writer:** David Grae

**Director:** Holly Dale

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Someone removed a surveillance wire from the victim's body, but what was it recording and where is it now? Enter US Attorney Elizabeth Weston, who happens to be related to - and estranged from - Captain Gates.

### Guest cast

* Salli Richardson-Whitfield - US ATTORNEY ELIZABETH WESTON
* Laurie Fortier - US ATTORNEY STEPHANIE GOLDMARK
* Juan Carlos Cantu - LUIS DELGADO
* Rosie Garcia - MARIA CORDERO
* Andres Perez-Molina - PETER CORDERO
* Kevin Kilner - JAMIE BURMAN
* David Landry - NEAL WENTWORTH
* Ramon Fernandez - HECTOR NUNEZ
* Noree Victoria - SECRETARY
* Robert Maffia - LAWYER
* Segis Avila - EXECUTIVE BOARD MEMBER
Fool Me Once

**Writer**: Alexi Hawley

**Director**: Bryan Spicer

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An Arctic explorer is murdered...or is he? And will Beckett ever finish reading Castle's book?

### Guest cast

* Will Beinbrink - STEVEN FLETCHER
* Tyler Hoechlin - DYLAN FIELDS
* Stephanie Faracy - PATTY SCHULTZ
* Chet Grissom - AGENT GREY
* Kathleen Rose Perkins - ELISE FINNEGAN
* Robert Pine - GERRY FINNEGAN
* Ilene Graff - GAYLE FINNEGAN
* David Ramsey - JIM WHEELER
* Jennifer Riker - SUE VAUGHN

### Music

* "Factories" - WINTER GLOVES (teaser)
* "Can't Stop" - MOZELLA (Beckett in the bath)

### Literary and other references

* *Capricorn One* is a 1978 film in which a mission to Mars is faked in order to maintain support for a space program.
* ViCAP stands for Violent Criminal Apprehension Program, a unit of the FBI responsible for the analysis of serial violent and sexual crimes.
* The confidence tricks, or "cons", mentioned by Castle are the Spanish Prisoner, the Pig in a Poke, and the Pigeon Drop. Later in the episode he mentions the Lazy Susan and the Grumpy Beaver.

### Memorable moments

* Beckett's 'big date' - *Heat Wave* and a hot bath.
* Alexis cutting Daddy into little pieces in the interrogation room.
* Beckett trying to sneak-read page 105 in the precinct loo, and being caught by Castle.

### Quotable quotes

* BECKETT: You've got a guy in the CIA?
CASTLE: When are you going to learn? I've got a guy everywhere.
* CASTLE: I freaked out a little bit, didn't I?
BECKETT: Welcome to parenting a teenage girl. As someone who used to be one, you have my sympathy.
* BECKETT: But we saw him die.
CASTLE: Did we?
BECKETT: I hate this case.
CASTLE: I know, isn't it great?
* CASTLE: Aha!
BECKETT: Castle! What are you doing here?
CASTLE: I knew you were reading it.
BECKETT: I--wa--was--
CASTLE: It's on page 105, by the way.
BECKETT: What?
CASTLE: That sex scene you were looking for. And Agent Grey was right...it's steamy.
BECKETT: I wasn't--
CASTLE: See you tomorrow!
* BECKETT: What if I told you that my date was with your book?
CASTLE: (*hopeful)* Really?
BECKETT: No! God, you're easy.
* BECKETT: Shut the front door.
CASTLE: No time for dirty talk, go get changed.

### Just the facts

Go here to discuss the spec

* Beckett has a sparring partner at the precinct.
* Alexis plays the violin and appears to have some talent. Her tutor is a very cute guy from Juilliard.
* *Storm Warning* is about spies. Castle got his information for this book from the mysterious Agent Grey.

### Oops

* Beckett enters the name "Stephen Dashkov" into VI-CAP to see if any of his identities were flagged. They get a hit on a "Patty Shultz" who was conned by a "Stephen Miles." A person who was conned by a "Miles" shouldn't have come up when VI-CAP was searching for "Dashkov" and Beckett only ever typed in one name.
* When Ryan shows Castle and Beckett the recording in Susan's trunk, a red actor mark can be seen on the ground.
* Martha's bow strokes at the end do not match the notes being played.
Castle's Ringtones

* Alexis: her own voice saying 'Dad Dad Dad' - first heard in 1x06
* Kate: Bach - Toccata and Fugue in Dm, BWV 565 - first heard in 1x03
* Martha: Wagner - "Ride of the Valkyries" - first heard in 1x04

Unfortunately, by S2 Castle seems to have succumbed to Fillion's passion for the iPhone, and there are no more personalised ringtones. Beckett's screen identfier, however, is the cover of *Heat Wave*.
Dead Again

**Writer:** Rob Hanning

**Director:** Bill Roe

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"Ordinary guy" Alan Masters is the first victim Lanie has ever seen get up and walk away from his own murder scene. Three times. Meanwhile, Castle tries to help Alan find his inner superhero, and Beckett confronts Caleb Brown about his connection to LokSat.

### Guest cast

* Jonathan Silverman - ALAN MASTERS
* Marin Hinkle - DR. REBECCA ELLINS
* Kristoffer Polaha - CALEB BROWN
* Maurice Benard - HORATIO SPATE
* Kate Cobb - GWEN PARKER
* Brian Scolaro - DAVE BARTON
* Patrick Labyorteaux - GLEN HUME
* Raymond Ma - LUCKY DRAGON OWNER
* Sean Holland - UNIFORMED OFFICER
* Kenzo Lee - MIKE LIN
* Elimu Nelson - FRANK PATCHETT
* Jordan Borges - LAB TECHNICIAN
* John William King - FIREMAN

### Literary and other references

* Castle tells Alan that "with great power comes great responsibility"; this quote is not original to the Spider-Man universe, but it is quoted in the first Spider-Man comic in 1962 and repeated in the 2002 and 2004 films.

### Memorable moments

* Lanie and Alan building theory while Castle and Beckett look on, shocked.

### Quotable quotes

* CASTLE: Just to be sure, maybe we should cut off one of his fingers, see if it grows back. ... Just the tip.

### Just the facts

* The third episode in which there is no dead body; the first two were "Little Girl Lost" and "For Better or Worse".
* At the time this episode aired, there had been five Spider-Man live-action feature films: *Spider-Man* (2002), *Spider-Man 2* (2004), *Spider-Man 3* (2007), *The Amazing Spider-Man* (2012), *The Amazing Spider-Man 2* (2014), and *Spider-Man: Homecoming* (2017).
* Tetrodotoxin and lithium aluminum hydride are both actual chemical substances as described in this episode (unlike other substances mentioned on the show that don't exist or don't produce the result used in the plot).
Hell to Pay

**Writer:** Jim Adler (story), Adam Frost, & Nancy Kiu (teleplay)

**Director:** John Terlesky

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Hayley and Alexis are hanging out at the PI office during a blackout when a bleeding man with an ax breaks in, then dies before they find out what he came for.

### Guest cast

* Rick Cosnett - VICTOR CROWNE
* Brian Poth - OSCAR VON ECKLUND
* Anne-Marie Johnson - MRS. KRAMER
* Michael Chieffo - DR. ROTH MARTIN
* Benjamín Benítez - DAVE HOLMBY
* Matthew Borlenghi - ROLLINS
* Emanuel Loarca - GUARD
* Ronnie Steadman - GABRIEL SHAW
* RJ Walker - MARSHALL KRAMER

### Literary and other references

* One of the Bible verses Castle reads off the body of Gabriel is from Psalm 140: "Protect me, oh Lord, from the hands of the wicked."

### Memorable moments

* Castle is lured from his office in the dead of night to investigate a mysterious spinning globe - and gets punked by Beckett.
* Alexis and Hayley getting punked by Beckett at the end of the episode.

### Quotable quotes

* CASTLE: I'm marked for death. You laugh now, but you'll miss me when I'm gone.
BECKETT: You're not going anywhere. Take your jacket off.
* HAYLEY: Yes, I can break it. (about the safe)
CASTLE: What do you need?
HAYLEY: Twenty-eight minutes, and a chocolate milkshake.

### Just the facts

* In the DVD commentary for "Cool Boys", Nathan Fillion says that he always imagined there was a secret room behind the door which, in this episode, leads to a secret room.
* Castle's reference to Schrödinger's cat evokes a theory, posited by Erwin Schrödinger, involving a cat that might be alive or dead, depending on an earlier random event. Presumably Castle is referring to the idea that, until the safe is opened, what lies inside is entirely uncertain.
The Lives of Others

**Writer**: Andrew W Marlowe and Terri Edda Miller

**Director**: Larry Shaw

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It's Castle's birthday, but he's laid up with a broken bone and gets caught up watching what looks like a crime when he snoops through his neighbors' windows. What he discovers ends up helping Beckett solve the case she's working with Ryan and Esposito.

### Guest cast

* John Griffin - GAVIN DEWINTER
* Raquel Alessi - SELENA RIGAS
* Eric Nenniger - JOHN DESSENS
* William DeVry - DAN RENNER

### Literary and other references

* *Rear Window* is a 1954 film by Alfred Hitchcock, starring James Stewart and Grace Kelly. The film takes place in the apartment of a photojournalist, laid up with a broken leg, who believes he witnesses the murder of a neighbor through his binoculars.
* A "tail grab" is a skiing maneuver where the skier makes a short jump, crosses his skis and touches the tail of one, then lands with his skis straight again. Here's how it \*should\* look.

### Just the facts

* This is the 100th episode of *Castle*, which prompted the snippet of dialogue at the end about how many cases Castle and Beckett have solved together.
Dead Red

**Writer:** Jim Adler

**Director:** Jeannot Szwarc

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The son of a Russian diplomat is murdered in an abandoned building, Castle plays host to a jovial Russian investigator, and Beckett calls in a favor from the curtain cleaner to solve the crime.

### Guest cast

* Ann Cusack - RITA
* Sunkrish Bala - VIKRAM SINGH
* Nick E. Tarabay - VASILIY ZHIROV
* Nakita Bogolyubov - GRIGORY MISHKIN
* Boris Lee Krutonog - SERGEI MISHKIN
* Kathe Mazur - ANYA MISHKIN
* Endre Hules - PAVEL OBORIN
* Albert Malafronte - FRANK THOMAS/ANATOLY ARKADY
* Luke Stratte-McClure - JURGEN KASS
* Zoe Hall - EMILY HOPPER
* Kimleigh Smith - JOYCE

### Music

* "String Quartet No. 1 in D major, Op. 11: III. Scherzo" - Tchaikovsky (Consulate party)

### Memorable moments

* Rita being so pleased to meet her step-son.
* Vasiliy's enthusiasm at getting to work with Castle.

### Quotable quotes

* VASILIY: Beckett without Castle is like Boris without Natasha!
Montreal

**Writer:** Andrew W Marlowe

**Director:** Alrick Riley

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While Beckett works on a case involving a murdered toy company magnate, Castle grasps at any straws he can find that might explain his absence and amnesia.

### Guest cast

* Matt Letscher - HENRY JENKINS
* Maya Stojan - TORY ELLIS
* Lilli Birdsell - SAMANTHA WILLIGER
* Jennifer Marsala - NATALIE MENDOZA
* Brian Tichnell - MATT MONROE
* Mark Carducci - DETECTIVE
* J.P Gillain - BANK MANAGER
* Selina Kaye - LAUREN ADAMS
* Sean Simbro - MIKE ADAMS
* David Salsa - GUARD
* Max Hambleton - ROWER
* Josh Fingerhut - WORKER
* Stephen Snedden - MAN

### Quotable quotes

CASTLE: It's Canada. How risky could it be?
Recoil

**Writer:** Rob Hanning and Cooper McMains

**Director:** Tom Wright

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A murdered political intern leads to information on a possible threat to the life of the man responsible for Johanna Beckett's death, and Beckett is faced with a dilemma. To save, or not to save?

### Guest cast

* Jack Coleman - SENATOR WILLIAM BRACKEN
* Michael Dorn - DR. CARTER BURKE
* Brett Rickaby - ROBERT McMANUS
* Erin Krakow - JULIA ROGERS

### Quotable quotes

* BECKETT: Oh, obviously you never saw the letter I sent him.
CASTLE: No, I did actually. I liked the way you uh, dotted the ‘I’ in 'kill' with a little heart. It was a nice touch.

### Branch libraries

* 4 Feb 2013 - ScreenRant - 'Castle' Season 5, Episode 13: Recoil
Soy Boy Reviews: MORRISON'S PORK SAUSAGES

> *"They're pretty good, I give this-uh three-fi-four Marios out of five."*
> ―Soy Boy
>
>

**Soy Boy Reviews: MORRISON'S PORK SAUSAGES** is the third episode in the Soy Boy Reviews series.

## Synopsis

After strong recommendations from a friend, the Soy Boy tries out Morrison's sausages for the first time.

## Plot

The Soy Boy welcomes back his loyal followers, taking a seat at a nearby table. He picks a chunk of sausage up off of a plate, placing it into his mouth and allowing the flavours to flood his gob. He nipples graciously, deep in thought, feeling every sensation of the meaty sausage.

Finally, he swallows, conveying his enjoyment to his audience as he gives his views, eventually coming to the grand decision of four Marios out of the possible five.
Dead From New York

**Writer:** Terence Paul Winter

**Director:** Jeannot Szwarc

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The creator of a long-running comedy sketch show is found dead in an elevator shaft. Not funny. Also, Martha prepares for her theatrical comeback with some trepidation.

### Guest cast

* Carly Rae Jepsen - HERSELF
* Jaleel White - MICKEY FRANKS
* Gregory Harrison - DANNY VALENTINE
* James Eckhouse - GENE VOGEL
* Joy Osmanski - LIZ BELL
* Mark Rolston - KURT VAN ZANT
* Dustin Ingram - CHAD
* Mike Kalinowski - PATRICK
* Eden Malyn - TINA TAMINO
* Stacie Theon - STAGE MANAGER

### Music

* "I Really Like You" - CARLY RAE JEPSEN (*SNT* performance)
* "Just Takes A Little" - AMY STROUP (end fade)

### Literary and other references

* "Map My Jog" is obviously the Castle-universe version of the app "Map My Run".
* The title of this episode is a parody of the opening credits of *Saturday Night Live*, which start with "Live From New York...It's *Saturday Night*!"

### Memorable moments

* The actress who follows Beckett around mimicking her mannerisms.
* Castle giving Danny Valentine the stink eye for coming on to his wife.
* Jaleel White. In the interrogation room. With a hand-puppet lawyer.
* The onstage take-down.
* "Martha Rodgers is amazeballs."

### Quotable quotes

* MARTHA: Is he dead?
CASTLE: But with feeling!
MARTHA: Is he dead?
CASTLE: One more for the cheap seats!
MARTHA: Is he dead?!
CASTLE: He's so dead!
* LIZ BELL: How do you fight crime and keep your hair like that? And do it in high heels?

### Just the facts

* Previews for Broadway shows are opportunities for critics and other media to see the show, as well as to polish one's performance, as Martha says.
Secret Santa

**Writer:** Christine Roum

**Director:** Paul Holahan

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A man in a Santa Claus suit literally falls from the sky one night, but as it turns out, he died from a gunshot wound before he ever hit the ground. Meanwhile, Castle finds that Christmas holds a tradition for Beckett that's nothing like his own.

### Guest cast

* Steven Eckholdt - MICHAEL CASE
* Leslie Hope - GWENN HARWIN
* Tembi Locke - BETH CABOT
* Christine Lucas - DENISE McKAY
* Titus Makin Jr. - TIM CABOT
* Dakin Matthews - DAVID DUNNE
* Laura Parker - MOM IN PARK
* Emily Sandifer - RECEPTIONIST
* Hannah Swain - LITTLE GIRL
* Luke White - NYPD COP

### Music

* "Run Run Rudolph" - THE REVEREND HORTON HEAT
* "Let it Snow" - BEN RECTOR

### Literary and other references

* *It's A Wonderful Life* is an American film which tends to be shown on TV frequently during the Christmas season; it stars Jimmy Stewart as a man who doesn't see why he should live through Christmas until an errant angel shows him a world where he never existed.
* Castle identifies "Thomas Tillage" as a legendary clockmaker from the Restoration period, but if there was a Thomas Tillage who made clocks during that period, he can't be found in the mainstream horology literature. Castle might be referring to Thomas Tompion, who was indeed a renowned clockmaker who lived from around 1639 to 1713.

### Memorable moments

* The class for Santas where they practice their laugh: "Ho, ho, ho!"

### Quotable quotes

* CASTLE: (theorizing) The clock was commissioned by a secret society to count down the end of days. A secret society of Santas, who are the guardians of time. Oh, that's good.

### Just the facts

* Until this year, Ryan and Esposito had a standing Christmas Eve tradition of playing Madden and drinking beer.
* Castle and his family open presents after dinner on Christmas Eve and leave stockings to be opened Christmas morning.
* Sounds like Beckett and her dad haven't celebrated Christmas since Johanna died. Instead, Jim heads to his cabin in the woods and Beckett volunteers for the Christmas shift.
* Gates is not a fan of her mother-in-law.
The Human Factor

**Writer**: David Amann

**Director**: Bill Roe

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Our detectives arrive at the scene of a car bombing, only to find that the remains of the car, the victim, and any possible evidence have been removed by the FBI.

### Guest cast

* Carlos Bernard - JARED STACK
* Catherine Dent - BETH TANNER
* Hrach Titizian - OMAR DIXON
* Eric Lange - SIMON WARBURG
Child's Play

**Writer:** Rob Hanning

**Director:** Rob Bowman

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A young ice cream vendor and aspiring artist is killed, and the witness may have been a child. Castle goes undercover to find the witness - in a second-grade classroom.

### Guest cast

* Michael Hyatt - MRS. LESLIE RUIZ
* David Barrera - PRINCIPAL JOE SILVA
* Elya Baskin - SERGEI VETOTCHKIN
* Laura Kai Chen - DETECTIVE MIRANDA DANIELS
* Rachel Eggleston - EMILY
* Quinn Friedman - JASON
* Kyla Drew Simmons - SOPHIE
* Juan Gabriel Pareja - GREG MAXWELL
* Bess Rous - NATALIE BARNES

### Quotable quotes

* CASTLE: You make sure you use your princess powers for good, okay?
* BECKETT: You've been here for a day and a half and you already have a nemesis?

### Just the facts

* Abkhazia is a region located within the boundaries of Georgia, in the former Soviet Union.
* The puzzle/maze toy Castle plays with in the principal's office is called a Perplexus.

* Michael Hyatt, who plays Mrs. Ruiz, was a member of the cast of Drive, a short-lived drama TV series from 2007. Nathan Fillion was one of the main characters of the show.
Window dressing

**Info on the people, places, and things involved in building, dressing, and designing *Castle***

#### Production Design/Art Direction

Alfred Sole - 2009-2016 (152 episodes)

Chris Farmer - 2013-2014 (12 episodes)

Stephen Hendrickson - 2009 (1 episode)

#### Set Decoration

Claire Kaufman - 2009-2016 (140 episodes)

Daryn-Reid Goodall - 2009-2010 (13 episodes

Christopher Marstelle - 2009 (9 episodes)

Deborah Moses - 2009 (1 episode)

#### Costume Design

Luke Reichle - 2010-2016 (138 episodes)

Luke Reichle on Pinterest

Salvador Pérez Jr. - 2009-2010 (22 episodes)

Eduardo Castro - 2010 (11 episodes)

Tom Broecker - 2009 (1 episode)

#### Unofficial sources

Interior design on Castle

Worn On TV: Castle (Kate and Alexis)

Fashion on Castle (female characters only)

Shop Your TV (female characters only)
Soy Boy Reviews: FRIED EGG

> *"One wahoo! Two wahoo! Three- There's some egg on you now. Out of five."*
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**Soy Boy Reviews: FRIED EGG** is the eleventh episode in the Soy Boy Reviews series.

## Synopsis

The Soy Boy is interrupted while giving his opinion on fried egg.

## Plot

The Soy Boy is prompted by the cameraman and immediately begins his usual routine, introducing this episode's item of interest, some fried egg.

He attempts to use a pair of small sticks as chopsticks, although soon gives up this endeavour and uses them to drag chunks of egg into his gob.

He stands to give the food his renowned "Wahoo" rating, giving two wahoos with no trouble. However, upon leaping for the third wahoo, someone sneaks up behind him and slaps him on the back.

The Soy Boy refuses to stand for this and immediately pursues his aggressor. He grabs on to the man, grasping him tightly, before bursting into a choking fit, keeling over and letting go of his target.

He then politely informs his friend that there is some egg on him, before concluding the episode.

## Cast

### Supporting Cast

* Banana Big Boi as Friend #1 (voice)
* Queer Creature Encounters as Friend #2
* King Momo as Friend #3
* Pickleman as Cameraman (voice)
* Fecken Umbrellas as Friend #4 (voice)
* Sniper Gaming as Based Chad
Fidelis Ad Mortem

**Writer:** Chad Creasey

**Director:** Rob Bowman

#### DUSTJACKETS BLURB

The NYPD Academy suspects that one of their own is the killer of a young cadet, and Beckett conducts the investigation herself while teaching the cadets a thing or three.

### Guest cast

* Michael Bowen - SERGEANT JOSEPH ORTIZ
* Evan Adrian - DANIEL BARDOT
* James Morrison - COMMISSIONER MALONE
* Ellen Woglom - RACHEL DECKER
* Delon de Metz - DAVE CHAMBERS
* Christina Grance - JANE LOPEZ
* Andrew Hwang - STEVE TAKATA
* Antonio Leon - ARTHUR STINSON
* Wings Hauser - LUCKY JACK FLANAGAN
* Hal Devi - TRAINING OFFICER
Overkill

**Writer**: Rene Echevarria

**Director**: John Terlesky

#### DUSTJACKETS BLURB

The theft of a rare book brings Demming in on a murder case. Meanwhile, Castle hasn't learned to share his toys.

### Guest cast

* Michael Trucco - TOM DEMMING
* William R. Moses - BLAKE WILDER
* Julie Claire - LISA JENKINS
* Jennifer Hall - REBECCA STRONG
* Kasey Mahaffy - LANCE NEWMAN
* Ella Thomas - NATASHA PIPER
* Stephen Full - BENNY
* Paul Carafotes - LUKAS CANBY
* Jim Hoffmaster - CLERK
* Melanie Lewis - DAPHNE
* Monica Garcia - CLEANING LADY

### Music

* "Workin Man's Blues" - ACEYALONE (teaser)
* "You And Me Belong" - JES
* "Crash & Burn" - LIFEHOUSE (tag)

### Literary and other references

* *Sex and the City* was an American TV show (and two movies since then) about four women and their love lives in New York. Carrie, the main character, was played by Sarah Jessica Parker. Miranda and Charlotte were two of the friends.
* Perez Hilton is a gossip columnist/blogger.
* Scarlett O'Hara and Rhett Butler are characters from *Gone with the Wind*.
* *Catcher in the Rye* is a novel by J. D. Salinger about an angsty teenage boy.
* *For Whom the Bell Tolls* is an Ernest Hemingway novel about an American in the Spanish Civil War.

### Memorable moments

* The boys acting giddy over the victim's hot shaving cream.
* Beckett understanding 'cry-talk'.
* Castle's jealous lip twitch.
* Ryan teasing Castle about Demming.
* Beckett waking up her suspect by kicking him.
* Castle and Beckett theorizing while Demming tries - and fails - to put his two cents in.
* Beckett putting the pieces together and solving the crime.
* Castle trying to be suave after seeing Beckett kissing Demming

### Quotable quotes

* LANIE: It's like *Sex and the City*…only with boys.
* RYAN: Beckett's a good cop; she can canvass and make goo goo eyes at the same time.
* BECKETT: Scarlett O'Hara?
CASTLE: She's a fictional character.
HOTEL MANAGER: It's that kind of place.
* MONTGOMERY:Nice of you to give them [Castle and Demming] both the satisfaction of taking down their suspect.
BECKETT: It's the least I could do. Male vanity being what it is.
* MARTHA: Are you all right?
CASTLE: Yes... No.
* BECKETT: I know who did it. I know who killed him.
CASTLE and DEMMING: (*in unison)* Who?
* CASTLE: Besides, it's not for me. It's for Ryan and Esposito.
BECKETT: Don't you mean Charlotte and Miranda?
CASTLE: Wait a minute...that would make me Carrie.
BECKETT: You're so metro-sexual for even *knowing* that.

### Just the facts

* Castle has put Demming into the newest Nikki Heat as the sleazy Detective Schlemming, but Alexis advises him to get rid of the character.
* Martha auditioned for a new Petrofsky play called *The Edge of Awakening*, but her 'friend' Madge Vance got the part. The play was a train wreck and is closing soon, but Martha admits that Madge was very good.

### Branch libraries

* News
* Reviews
	+ CliqueClack - Castle--Beckett and Demming, sittin' in a tree (11 May 10)
* Promos
Castle's Loft

**Castle's loft** is supposedly at 595 Broome Street, according to mail received on the show. The exterior is at 425 Broome Street in the SoHo district of New York City.

Floor plan created by Wig257

**Articles**

* 22 Jul 10 TV: A visit to the set of 'Castle' - Sioux City Journal.Com
* 8 Nov 10 ‘Castle’s’ Crimefighting Duo: Will They or Won’t They? - Staying In (Set pictures of Castle's loft at end of article)
* Casa de Castle by Shawna Malcom, TV Guide Magazine

Casa de Castle p. 1Casa de Castle p. 2
Set pictures of the loft are in this gallery. Screencaps too!
And Justice for All

**Writer:** Adam Frost

**Director:** Kate Woods

#### DUSTJACKETS BLURB

When an immigrant with a criminal past in his old country turns up dead, Castle tries to "blend in" with the victim's ESL classmates to find out about his killer. Also, he gets a surprising clue as to how he spent his missing summer.

### Guest cast

* David Michael Trevino - EDDIE RAMIREZ
* Arye Gross - M.E SIDNEY PERLMUTTER
* Sunkrish Bala - VIKRAM SINGH
* JD Walsh - JOHN EMERSON
* Roman Arabia - DIEGO LOPEZ
* Greg Bryan - ALISTAIR GASCOYNE
* Bora Jasa - KIM HYUN JOO
* Grainger Hines - JUDGE JASON CALDWELL
* Punnavith Koy - COURTHOUSE BELLMAN
* Karan Oberoi - ACHMED
* Manuel Uriza - ALONSO SANCHEZ
* Danny Vasquez - JOSE SALDANA
The Old Haunt

**The Old Haunt** is a (fictional) legendary bar in Manhattan, where young Richard Castle did a lot of his writing back in the day. We first hear about the place in 3x10, "Last Call"; at the end of the episode Castle buys the bar, lock, stock, and secret passage.

We don't see The Old Haunt after 3x10, but it's mentioned as a meeting place in several episodes.

The Old Haunt and environsBeckett points out location of The Old HauntCastle points to the probable location of the stashWhere the tunnel ends and the killer vanished
Richard Castle Investigations

First seen in "Castle, P.I." (7x11), the original office of **Richard Castle Investigations** is apparently located at 221 or 227 Bank Street, Suite #712, in the West Village. It's probably an older building, beautifully restored with a central cage-style elevator.

The address is certainly fictitious, as Bank Street ends at the Hudson River Parkway and has no addresses higher than 166. Here's a screencap of the note Beckett carries when she goes to find the address in 7x11, and a shot of the locator map seen in season 8.

The office as originally designed can be seen in episodes 7x11, 7x12, and 7x13. For Season 8, Castle had the RCI office completely remodeled, apparently at the same address. (See the gallery for interiors.) According to Alexis, she came to meet with the foreman at Castle's request and has since closed four cases.

Featured is a secret room, access to which is gained by pulling out the *Complete Works of Edgar Allan Poe*. The main office desk has a spring-loaded compartment which, when tapped, will pop open and launch a handgun for the person behind the desk to grab.

*CASTLE: This turned out so much cooler than I thought it would!*

The secret room has a secret door which, according to Castle, has never been opened...until 8x21 "Hell to Pay"*.* Once Hayley picks the lock, we find that it's a vault full of strange religious artifacts.

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Dreamworld

**Writer:** David Grae

**Director:** Tom Wright

#### DUSTJACKETS BLURB

Beckett, McCord, and their fellow agents race against time to find an antidote to the toxin, before Castle or another unwitting target dies.

### Guest cast

* Lisa Edelstein - RACHEL MCCORD
* Yancy Arias - CARL VILANTE
* Jocko Sims - MATT HENDRICKS
* Myko Oliver - PI
* Michael Bofshever - DR. GOLDBERG
* Glenn Morshower - SECRETARY MICHAEL REED

### Branch libraries

* 07 Oct 2013 - Den of Geek - Castle season 6 episode 2 review: Dreamworld
Once Upon a Time in the West

**Writer:** Terence Paul Winter

**Director:** Alrick Riley

#### DUSTJACKET BLURB

The victim died in New York, but was poisoned in Arizona - on a dude ranch, which Castle suggests would be a good place for a honeymoon. Or at least, a murder investigation.

### Guest cast

* Sarah Winter - WHITNEY WILLIAMS
* Hector Hank - DR. NEVILLE
* Tyler Hilton - TOBIAS
* Keith Szarabajka - JAMES GRADY
* Matt Burns - OLLIE
* Mike Agresta - DEALER
* Alicia Fusting - BARMAID
* Angela Relucio - RIGAS
* Dale Midkiff - SHERIFF CONKLIN
* Molly Hagar - DAISY MAY

### Quotable quotes

* CASTLE: We approach this like writers.
 BECKETT: So we procrastinate and make stuff up?

### Oops

* While it's plausible Whitney was looking at maps from the late 18th/early 19th century (the 1700s and 1800s), it's more likely she was looking at maps from the late 19th/early 20th century (1800s and 1900s), which is the time when the Peacock Boys hid the gold and people were looking for it. Sorry, Ryan.
The 12th Precinct

**Hang on - There's no 12th Precinct in the NYPD!**

That's true, there isn't anymore. There is, however, an old tradition of TV cops working out of the 12th precinct -- from *Barney Miller* to *CSI: NY*.

According to the Manhattan South page on policeny.com, the real 12th precinct was abolished in 1916, and the building was used as a police storehouse after that. The picture on the right, taken from that page, shows the building as of 1998.

The shot on the left from 1x01 establishes the frontage of Castle's version of the 12th precinct.

If you look closely at the window, however, you can see it's actually the real 9th precinct station house (right), which covers the East Village and Alphabet City. This site was refurbished in 2007.

The (9th) 12th precinct frontage pictured on the right is used from the pilot up until the middle of Season 3.

In "Sucker Punch" (2x13) we see the facade on the left for the first time. Presumably, this is remains the 12th Precinct's home throughout S4.

Here's the floorplan for *Castle*'s 12th Precinct Homicide Division.

12th Precinct floorplan created by Wig257
Cool Boys

**Writer:** Alexi Hawley

**Director:** Paul Holahan

#### DUSTJACKETS BLURB

Beckett's out of town, Castle's at loose ends, and Detective Slaughter shows up at the P. I. office - to get Castle's help in proving him innocent of murder.

### Guest cast

* Adam Baldwin - DETECTIVE ETHAN SLAUGHTER
* Kerry Barker - DAWN
* Corey Reynolds - MARK WEST
* Brian Gaskill - DAVID LACEY
* Al Carabello - BRIAN TRUCCO
* Wade Allain-Marcus - CLINT
* Lawrence Wayne Curry - EDDIE

### Music

* "Cool" (from *West Side Story*) - CAST (fight scene!)

### Literary and other references

* The song Castle and Slaughter sing to distract the bad guys is "Cool" from the musical *West Side Story*.
* It's probably not a coincidence that one of the minor characters in this episode is named "Trucco"; that's also the surname of the actor who played Det. Demming.

### Memorable moments

* Breaking into song.
* Castle insisting that Slaughter run the investigation HIS way.

### Quotable quotes

* CASTLE: I pictured your décor less *Architectural Digest*, more *Guns and Ammo*.
* CASTLE: You know what, Slaughter? For all your bluster and bravado, you are actually a wise, and dare I say sensitive –
SLAUGHTER: Whoa! Hey! Stop right there. Only you could take two guys talking about a chick and make it weird.

### Just the facts

* In the scene where Slaughter hides in the panic room closet, Nathan Fillion and Adam Baldwin comment (on the DVD commentary) that the other door in the panic room remained a mystery, and that they hoped there was a wine cellar or a pile of mummies behind it. (We discover the contents in 8x21, "Hell to Pay".)
XX

**Writer:** Terence Paul Winter & Alexi Hawley

**Director:** Paul Holihan

#### DUSTJACKETS BLURB

Beckett's side of the story gives context to the clues Castle finds, and a larger conspiracy looms, but ultimately they have to confront their issues with mutual trust.

### Guest cast

* Sunkrish Bala - VIKRAM SINGH
* Coby Ryan McLaughlin - BROOKS
* Jack Coleman - SENATOR WILLIAM BRACKEN
* Daisy Betts - AJ
* Ann Cusack - RITA
* Jacqueline Obradors - ASST. AG ALLISON HYDE
* Alla Korot - DRY CLEANER

### Music

* "Georgia" - PHOEBE BRIDGES (Beckett & Rita end scene)

### Literary and other references

* *Zero Dark Thirty* is a film by Katherine Bigelow about the SEAL mission that hunted down Osama bin Laden.

### Memorable moments

* The end of William Bracken.
* The smoking s'morelette.

### Quotable quotes

* VIKRAM: I thought I’d be saving the world from behind a computer, not being hunted for sport by the Zero Dark Thirty all stars.
* BECKETT: Castle!
CASTLE: What?
BECKETT: Shut up and kiss me.
* BECKETT: Thanks for looking after him.
HAYLEY: It's a lot of work. I don't know how you do it.
Tamala Jones

### plays Medical Examiner Lanie Parish

Tamala Jones was born on November 12, 1974 in Pasadena, California. She began her career as a model in magazine ads and TV commercials. She also appeared in several music videos. Her film debut came in 1995, playing the great-grandmother of Maya Angelou's character in *How to Make an American Quilt*. In 2004, she co-produced the independent film *Nora's Hair Salon*.

Tamala was voted one of "The 10 Sexiest Women of the Year" in 2000 and 2001 by *Black Men Magazine*. She is very involved in Girl Prep, a Young Women’s Empowerment Network event created in 2007 by Jenesis A. Harper (age 13), to empower girls to become positive and productive citizens in their community.

* On Twitter: http://twitter.com/tamalajones
* On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tamjones1/

### Just the facts

* Born on November 12, 1974 in Pasadena, California.
* She is 5' 4" (1.63 m).
* She was named after Smokey Robinson's record company (Twitter, April 24, 2011).
* She loves to cook.

### Other notable roles

* *35 and Ticking* (2011) - Victoria
* *Party Down* (2010) - Mary Ellison
* *Busted* (2009) - JJ
* *Everybody Hates Chris* (2009) - Darlene
* *Laredo* (2009) - Maggie
* *The Hustle* (2008) - Nikki
* *Show Stoppers* (2008) - Chapter Leader Renee
* *Daddy Day Camp* (2007) - Kim Hinton
* *Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip* (2007) - Claire
* *Protect and Serve* (2007) (TV) - Sharon Harvey
* *My Name Is Earl* (2007) - Liberty Washington
* *CSI: Miami* (2006) - Katie Watson
* *Ghost Whisperer* (2006) - Amy Wright
* *Love, Inc.* (2005) - Terri
* *One on One* (2001-2005) - Tonya
* *The Tracy Morgan Show* (2003-2004) - Alicia Mitchell
* *Nora's Hair Salon* (2004) - Clorie
* *Head of State* (2003) - Lisa Clark
* *For Your Love* (1998-2002) - Bobbi Seawright
* *On the Line* (2001) - Jackie
* *ER* (1995, 2001) - Joanie Robbins
* *Two Can Play That Game* (2001) .... Tracey Johnson
* *The Brothers* (2001) - Sheila West
* *How to Kill Your Neighbor's Dog* (2000) - Laura Leeton
* *Little Richard* (2000) (TV) - Lucille
* *Next Friday* (2000) - D'wana
* *Veronica's Closet* (1998-1999) - Tina
* *Blue Streak* (1999) - Janiece
* *Can't Hardly Wait* (1998) - Girlfriend #2
* *JAG* (1996) - Nia
* *Dangerous Minds* (1996) - Callie Timmons
* *The Wayans Bros.* - Wanda
* *The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air* (1995) - Tiffany
* *How to Make an American Quilt* (1995) - Anna's Great-Grandmother
* *The Parent 'Hood* (1995) - Yvonne

### Publicity and interviews

* 07 Dec 11 - ETOnline - 'Castle' Star Opens Up About Her Brain Aneurysm
* 6 Dec 10 - GiveMeMyRemote - CASTLE's Nathan Fillion, Stana Katic and Tamala Jones Talk 'Last Call'
* 26 Jul 10 -The Futon Critic - SDCC: Tamala Jones
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Room 147

**Writer:** Adam Frost

**Director:** Bill Roe

#### DUSTJACKETS BLURB

The victim in Room 147 was only killed once, and yet three people come forward to confess to the crime - none of whom actually committed it, but each of whom is convinced that they did.

### Guest cast

* Phil LeMarr - DR. HOLLOWAY
* Bradford Anderson - DWIGHT CARRUTHERS
* Julia Cho - GWEN
* John Getz - DR. GUSTAVO BAUER
* Alexie Gilmore - ANITA MILLER
* Kelly Hawthorne - ELLA
* Kelly Kruger - LAURA WESTBOURNE
* Drew Powell - SAM CARSON
F.A.P. Cinematic Universe Wiki

Welcome to the F.A.P. Cinematic Universe Wiki!
The F.A.P. Cinematic Universe is a weird and wonderful world which continues to expand, from the wide range of diverse characters and themes, to the intense and gripping storytelling, F.A.P. offers something for everyone. This Wiki is the perfect place to find any information or news regarding it.

## News

* Rumours of a "Battle for Edtopia 3" have been shut down by claims from it's director.

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Soy Boy Reviews: 6 JELLY BEANS ON A STICK, COOKED

> *"Where'd it go?"*
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**Soy Boy Reviews: 6 JELLY BEANS ON A STICK, COOKED** is the ninth episode in the Soy Boy Reviews series.

## Synopsis

The Soy Boy has a slight mishap with his latest review.

## Plot

The Soy Boy introduces this episode's item of focus, 6 Jelly Beans on a Stick, Cooked.

He bites them off of the stick, causing some to drop to the floor while others remain on the shaft. He swiftly devours the remaining jelly beans from the stick before searching the ground for the fallen chunks of bean.

He is assisted by a friend and the cameraman who point him to the sweet, which he places in his mouth and cheerily munches.

A few members of the crowd murmur, pondering what the Soy Boy will make of the cooked jelly beans.

He begins to wahoo, the crowd laughing and cheering as he finally reaches a score of three wahoos out of five.

## Cast

### Supporting Cast

* Banana Big Boi as Friend #1
* Queer Creature Encounters as Friend #2 (voice)
* King Momo as Friend #3
* Pickleman as Cameraman
* Sniper Gaming as Based Chad (voice)
Soy Boy Reviews: GLEN'S VODKA

> *"It is uh- Very not good."*
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**Soy Boy Reviews: GLEN'S VODKA** is the sixteenth episode in the Soy Boy Reviews series.

## Synopsis

The Soy Boy has an extreme reaction when trying Glen's vodka.

## Plot

The Soy Boy gets close and personal with his viewers, introducing another episode in the series.

He takes a swig of the vodka, wincing as it runs down his throat. He shakes his head, praying for the agony to stop. Finally, the pain subsides and he is able to give his thoughts, declaring his distaste for the spirit and giving it a rating of no wahoos.