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Escharon Energy

**Escharon Energy** is the primary electrical power company in Escharon. They are headquartered in Downtown Escharon City and their primary nuclear electrical generation plant is located in Clovis County.

They are a parody of, and generally lampoon, the worst traits of American for-profit electric utility companies; as illustrated by slogans such as "Pay us.. Or Else...", and "Hope You Can Read In The Dark."

Traits such as flagrant disregard for the environment, price hikes, indifference to customer service, and sub-par infrastructure are also heavily parodied. This disregard for the environment is especially lampooned by their "barely-functioning" Clovis Nuclear Plant, that uses a backup generator which is nothing more than a perpetual motion, redstone powered, piston/tnt device that sadistically spawns and blows up passive mobs, such as cows ang pigs, in an obsidian lined combustion chamber.
Terraformer

A **Terraformer** is a command block device used exclusively by operators and helpers to modify and sculpt the land features in Escharon. They usually hang in the sky overhead between 90 and 130 blocks and resemble large floating slabs. As such, they are only accessible to players with the ability to fly.

Terraformers are used in-game, unlike MCEdit, and essentially change the user into a square brush (typically 2x2), modifying the ground beneath the player to whatever the terraformer is configured to. This has the advantage of quickly changing large swaths of land in a short amount of time, and is particularly useful in filling in large bodies of water, or removing landmasses entirely by simply "erasing them" from existence.

Terraformers are often configured for single player use, meaning they will only respond to a specific player's motions or commands. This prevents them from being used by visitors to grief the servers. They are typically destroyed after use to prevent abuse or misuse.

## Design

The typical Terraformer design is a simple 3 x 5 x 2 stone block structure with 6 command blocks embedded within it, in various configurations. The most common configuration has "fill layer" switches which control what type of block will be filled at which height range. However more advanced Terraformer designs have been created for various in-game purposes, including tunnelers, coast creators, and mountain builders.

For instance, one command block may fill everything beneath the player's position from z=5 to z=62 (sea level), with stone block. When this command block is switched on, then everything beneath the player's position where ever he or she moves, will be filled with this block type. Typically multiple command blocks are activated at once to "raze" an area.

Terraformer command blocks are used for one player only; and are hard coded to a specific player's gamertag. As such, they cannot be used by other players. This is done to prevent griefing or misuse by new players.
Oliver Stone

Oliver Stone is a rock currently in the possession of Authshei. In fact, Oliver is the long-dead wizard Primus Vikanux, the powerful druid that destroyed Argautus. He desires to return to his full power and restore Raxus as the capital of a new empire. He prised nature above all and did everything in his rule to return everything to it's natural state. This was mostly trying to consolidate people into cities to protect the environment at the expense of the people.

He can be talked to with telepathy. The first time this happens, he is continuously wailing and must be calmed. He would love to tell all about when he ruled the world and will try to appeal to whoever he is talking with. For example, he might tell a wood elf how when he ruled, his people lived in harmony with nature.

By drawing power, Vikanux would slowly turn to obsidian before growing into a humanoid obsidian golum. In this form, he would be able to regain his power. This could be done by linking with a magi orb. Current plan is for him to try to regain his power, possibly realizing that the natural state isn't with plants and animals, but the barren rocks from before life existed.
Primrose Bluffs

The Primrose Bluffs (or simply *"The Bluffs"*) are cliffs that form part of the southern edge of the Escharon Hills, facing south towards the southern coast of Escharon. Primrose Beach is directly opposite the bluffs across the M2 Motorway. The roadside beneath the bluffs is lined with palm trees such as Washingtonia Robusta and Palmettos.

The Primrose Bluffs are known for their view of the ocean and for the high end homes that sit atop them. The topography area is based on Sunset Cliffs in San Diego, and the Santa Monica Mountains in CA.

## Creation

The Bluffs were built by ModEschar using a combination of lava casts and Terraformers.
Sorcerer Magic

Thanks to their unique dragon's blood, Dranlin sorcerers have many special magics listed below.

## Cantrips

### Display of Power

cantrip transmutation

* Casting Time: 1 action
* Range: 10 feet
* Components: V S
* Duration: Up to 1 hour
* Classes: Sorcere

You manifest a minor display of your draconic blood.  Create one of the following effects.

* You create a small display of elemental power such as igniting a flame in your hand or giving yourself a frigid aura.  This display can cause discomfort but not harm.
* You may manipulate an object up to 10 lbs using telekinesis.
* If you are capable of casting at least one 5th level spell, you may levitate up to 5ft with a flying speed equal to your ground speed.

If you cast this spell multiple times, you can have up to three of its non-instantaneous effects active at a time, and you can dismiss such an effect as an action.

### Blood Blade

1st level evocation

* Casting Time: 1 Bonus Action
* Range: Touch
* Components: V S
* Duration: 10 minutes
* Classes: Sorcerer

The power coursing through your veins fabricates a blade of elemental energy. Pick a damage type of Fire, Cold, Acid, Lightning, or Force. The weapon does 1d10 of that damage type. You are proficient in the weapon.

If cast at 2nd level, you may use your charisma instead of strength for attack and damage rolls.

If cast at 3rd level, you may make 2 attacks with it per turn.
Sillon

## Summary

Sillon is the second largest kingdom in Ilyne.  It was founded in 879 AE when Baron Rorque united the 5 baronies under him.  It has since grown to be one of the two major powers of Ilyne.  It has long been the enemy of Dranlin ever since it repealed the Dranlin founding invasion in 1570 AE.  Without Sillion, the sorcerers of Dranlin likely would have conquered all of Ilyne.  For a long time, there was no defined western border and Sillon often exerted it's power in the Faerun.  Ever since the end of the Realm War, the border has been defined and the Faerun is largely anarchy.  It is also home to the Royal Mages College,

## Government

In its early days, Sillon was a traditional monarchy.  The Rorque dynasty ruled for 4 centuries.  The Llonik dynasty followed for another two.

It was then that Sillon became a constitutional monarchy.  The king serves until death.  After that, the Estato Gena elects an eligible member of one of the 5 noble houses (the former baronies) to be the next king in an emergency meeting.  The election is held in a number of rounds equal to the number of candidates running and is done within one tenday.

The Estato Gena is akin to the French Estates General.  Every village gets 3 representatives, cities get 10, and noble houses get 5.  It meets 4 times a year for one tenday.  It has the power to pass laws like the king and can depose the king or appoint a regent if necessary.

The current king is King Matias.  He is generally a popular ruler.  His subjects enjoy most of the freedoms of a modern country. The capital is Cansota.
The Judications

The Judications are the governing laws of Dranlin. The Circle wrote them and occasionally amends them. They are listed below.

1: The Circle's rule is law.

2: The law is enforced by the Imperial Guard and adjudicated by the Guard Sorcerers.

3: None shall conspire against the Circle or any lawful sorcerer.

4: None shall kill unless justified by law.

5: None shall steal unless justified by law.

6: Commoners shall not practice magic.

7: Sedition against a sorcerer is unlawful.

8: None shall spread the secrets of the Empire.

9: None shall provide refuge for a criminal.

10: None shall lie to the Imperial Guard.

11: None shall disrupt the peace.

12: None shall trespass unless justified by law.

13: None shall loiter except on their own property.
Time

Time is important for obvious reasons. Times like days, years, and seconds are identical to Earth.

The starting year of the campaign is 2352 AE (After Empire). Year 0 is marked by the fall of Argautus, the large empire which spanned the whole realm. Before this is denoted as (year) BF (Before Fall).

Dranlin uses their own year zero. There it is currently the year 782 of the Dranlin Dranlin(or 782 of Dranlin). This marks the formation of their Empire.

Major Historical Events

0 AE: Argautus falls leaving the world in disarray.

533 AE: The Dwarves discovered Untheim and moved their kingdom there in the following 20 years.

879 AE Sillon is founded when Baron Rorque united the 5 baronies under him

1570 AE: Year 0 of Dranlin, the Circle is formed after Dranlin conquered the continent. Conclusion of the Dragon War.

2215 AE: End of the Realm Wars, a century-long, on and off, conflict between Dranlin and Sillon. Technically won by Dranlin, it was still at heavy losses. Ended in a mutual agreement to not expand their boundaries. They are still in a cold war.
MacEwan University

**MacEwan University** is a post-secondary educational institution located in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.

MacEwan University is the largest transfer-in post-secondary institution in Alberta. It offers nine baccalaureate degrees, two applied degrees and more than 40 diploma and certificate programs. The university’s five faculties and schools offer programming in fine arts and communications, health and community studies, liberal arts and sciences, nursing, and business.

Hundreds of noncredit professional and personal development courses are offered on a part-time basis in addition to programming for university and college preparation and English-as-a-Second-Language courses. During the 2014-2015 academic year, 19,606 full- and part-time students were registered in credit programs.
WolfHelpful

**WolfHelpful** *(a.k.a Wolf, HelpfulWolf, Mr. Wayne)*is a founding player of Escharon alongside ModEschar and DukeOfLlamaTown. He like the other two founding members, migrated to Escharon from PigRaid, where he is an admin and featured Builder. Wolf is also an admin on several other Minecraft server networks including Lifeboat. On Escharon, he holds the rank of Builder.

Wolf took a brief hiatus from Escharon in early 2018 shortly after the founding; but now regularly contributes to the map.

## Builds

List of builds on Escharon by **WolfHelpful**

#### Primary Builder

* Builders United Escharon City Headquarters *(under construnction)*

#### Helper

* Escharon City Downtown Freeway Connector *(retention walls)*
* Various Road Surfacing
Dranlin Guard Statistics

**All sorcerers have the homebrew Display of Power cantrip.**

STR: 16/+3 DEX: 10/+0 CON: 15/+2 INT: 10/+0 WIS: 10/+0 CHA: 8/-1

Languages: Common, Draconic CR 1.5 300 xp

Equipped with any heavy weapon. Default, 2d6 Maul with +5 to hit

Has the grappler feat

CR 2.5 900 xp

Has one Dragonborn breath weapon.

Wields a Burning Maul: Maul that deals the usual 2d6 bludgeoning plus 1d6 fire damage.

Has +4 to strength instead of +3 with a +6 to hit with the maul.

Reflexive Punch

As a reaction to a melee attack, the Lictor delivers a powerful blow to the target. The target takes 1d4 bludgeoning damage and must make a constitution saving throw. If the attack that incited the reaction failed, this is DC 14 but if it succeeded, it is a DC 16. On a failed save, the target is knocked prone.

### **DECANUS**

HP: 25 AC: 14 Speed: 30ft

STR: 10/+0 DEX: 12/+1 CON: 12/+1 INT: 10/+0 WIS: 10/+0 CHA: 16/+3

Languages: Common, Draconic CR ~2

Spell Casting Modifier is +3 and Spell Save DC is 13

Spell Slots: 3 first level and 1 second Level

#### Subtypes

##### Fire

Cantrips: Display of Power, Firebolt, Prestidigitation, and Control Flames

1st Lvl: Burning Hands, Detect Magic, Shield

2nd Lvl: Scorching Ray

##### Lightning

Cantrips: Display of Power, Shocking Grasp, Prestidigitation, and Minor Illusion

1st Lvl: Thunderwave, False Life, and Fog Cloud

2nd Lvl: Gust of Wind

##### Illusion

Cantrips: Display of Power, Poison Spray, Minor Illusion, Message

1st Lvl: Charm Person, Silent Image, Color Spray

2nd Lvl: Detect Thoughts and Suggestion

### **Decanus Prefect**

HP: 35 AC: 14 Speed: 30ft

STR: 10/+0 DEX: 12/+1 CON: 12/+1 INT: 10/+0 WIS: 10/+0 CHA: 16/+3

Languages: Common, Draconic CR ~2

Spell Casting Modifier is +4 and Spell Save DC is 14

Spell Slots: 5 first level and 3 second level and one third level.

Cantrips: Display of Power, Acid Splash, Ray of Frost, Mending, and Prestidigitation

1st Lvl: Magic Missile, Shield, Sleep, Expeditious Retreat

2nd Lvl: Hold Person and Shatter

3rd Lvl: Lightning Bolt

### **Decanus Signifer**

Signifers wear heavier armor and prefer melee combat. They often cast Blood Blade at Level 3. Their first turn is often spent casting blood blade and Enlarge.

HP: 35 AC: 16 Speed: 30ft

STR: 10/+0 DEX: 12/+1 CON: 12/+1 INT: 10/+0 WIS: 10/+0 CHA: 16/+3

Languages: Common, Draconic CR ~2

Spell Casting Modifier is +4 and Spell Save DC is 14

Spell Slots: 5 first level and 3 second level and one third level.

Cantrips: Display of Power, Firebolt, Booming Blade, Lightning Lure

1st Lvl: Thunderwave, Burning Hands, Blood Blade

2nd Lvl: Enlarge/Reduce, Misty Step

3rd Lvl: Blink
Niagara Falls

Niagara Falls is Canada's most famous natural attraction, bringing in millions of visitors each year. Located just over an hour's drive from Toronto, along the American border, these massive falls drop approximately 57 meters. Visitors can see the falls at an astoundingly close distance from the edge at their top. Niagara Falls and the Niagara Gorge have been attracting tourists and daredevils for well over a century. Between the mid-19th and mid-20th centuries there were numerous attempts to plunge over the falls in various types of homemade boats and barrels. This, along with tightrope walkers and other spectacles, led to the adjacent town of Niagara Falls developing a carnival type atmosphere that still persists today. Families will enjoy a walk down Niagara's outrageous **Clifton Hill** leading to the gorge and falls.
Calgaryball

Naucalpanball

Daquing

Daejonball

Pheonixball

Houstonball

Torontoball

Edmontonball (sometimes)

Denverball

Fort McMurreyball

Red Deerball (Alberta)

TampaRawr

Medicine Hatball

### Likes

CowshockeybeefStampedehorsesthe Calgary Flames1988 Winter Olympics (let's go for 2026!)road constructionmore road construction

### Dislikes

Edmontonball’s sports teams2004

Liberal Party

Layoffs

## Status

So close, but I'm proud of my Stamps! We'll get 'em next time

Is the Polandball version of the Canadian city of Calgary. Here is its polandball wiki page:

**Calgaryball** is the largest city of  Albertaball and the third most populous city of  Canadaball. He is very Hipster. The Calgary Flood (2013)

It has over 1,000,000 people living in it.  Calgaryball is the most populous city in  Albertaball, and loves anything that has to do with the Stampede. It has also hosted the 1988 Winter Olympics, which created a lasting legacy for the city as many Canadian athletes use the Olympic Park facilities as a training base. He is also very proud of his hockey and football teams, the Flames and the Stampeders.

**Calgaryball** is also one of the cleanest & livable

cityballs in the world. well kind of... the lay-offs are getting really bad, so he's been living in a trashcan lately. he is very high and loved smoking weed. he is also sometimes very talented dainty dancer at the Albertaball school of ballet. his roads are road contruction. He does have much crime. and C train.

## Relationships

* Houstonball - Friend down in the south, we share a lot in common
* Denverball - We are alike, just like me and Houston
* Albertaball - My dad, we both love Cowboys! YEEHAW! He loves oil a bit too much though. Also, damn you, Rachel Notley!
* Canadaball - My good grandfather, except he tends to care more about his cities in the east. Damn you Liberal party!
* Reginaball (Saskatchewan) - Cousin
* Fort McMurrayball - Brother up north who was almost killed by a fire.
* Priddisball- my little bro!

### Sister City Friends

* Phoenixball
* Daejeonball
* Quebec Cityball
* Jaipurball
* Naucalpanball
* Daqingball

### Enemies

* Torontoball - Capital of Ontarioball. Damnit liberal party! Other than that, we are fine. Also, you suck at hockey!
* Edmontonball - Brother. We don't like each other when it comes to sports. Especially hockey.
* TampaRawr - 2004 NEVER FORGET!!!
* Medicine Hatball - TIGERS SUCK!!!!!!!
* Red Deerball - REBELS SUCK!!!!!!!
* Reddit - he says that i have a bad flag WELL YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A FLAG!
Whitehorse

A visit to Whitehorse offers a chance to see life in Canada's far north. This is the capital of the Yukon and also a gateway to areas further north, including Alaska and the beautiful Nahanni National Park. The city's history dates back to the Klondike gold-rush, when prospectors made their way through here on their route to Dawson City. Many of the city's attractions offer insight into the gold-rush days, and beyond the city limits are some beautiful natural areas to explore. If you are lucky, the night sky will come to life with a display of northern lights.
CN Tower

The **CN Tower** (French: *Tour CN*) is a 553.3 m-high (1,815.3 ft) concrete communications and observation tower in downtown Toronto, Ontario, Canada.Built on the former Railway Lands, it was completed in 1976, and held the record for the world's tallest free-standing structure for 32 years from 1975–2007 and was the world's tallest tower until 2009 being overtaken by Burj Khalifa andCanton Tower, respectively. It is now the third tallest tower in the world and remains the tallest free-standing structure in the Western Hemisphere, a signature icon of Toronto's skyline, attracting more than two million international visitors annually.

Its name "CN" originally referred to Canadian National, the railway company that built the tower. Following the railway's decision to divest non-core freight railway assets prior to the company'sprivatization in 1995, it transferred the tower to the Canada Lands Company, a federal Crown corporation responsible for real estate development.

In 1995, the CN Tower was declared one of the modern Seven Wonders of the World by the American Society of Civil Engineers. It also belongs to the World Federation of Great Towers.
DukeOfLlamaTown

**DukeOfLlamaTown** *(a.k.a Duke)* is one of the founding players on Escharon alongside ModEschar and WolfHelpful. Duke met both WolfHelpful and ModEschar on PigRaid; and was invited to Escharon by ModEschar himself.

He currently holds the rank of Builder, and is the owner of the Llama Consolidation Corporation; the private corporation responsible for the construction and management of Escharon City's sewers and aqueduct systems.

## Builds

List of builds on Escharon by **DukeOfLlamaTown**

#### Primary Builder

* LCC Headquarters
* Escharon Hills / Primrose Freeway Tunnel
* Schaft Memorial Square *(park grounds, landscaping)*

#### Helper

* Escharon City Downtown Freeway Connector
* Primrose Bluffs *(terraforming, lavacasting, landscaping, signage)*
* Various Roads in Downtown Escharon City
Line

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**Line** is a contestant on Battle for Some Crackers, played by Dr Cow Andrew. He is part of the Battery Pack.

## Personality

Line is like the generic stereotype; usually does challenges for himself and does nothing else. But what they do not know is that he is too afraid from getting bullied like the owner did in January. He does like to play cards, as described in 6B.

## Trivia

* He is the third contestant to sign up.
* This shares the same name with Dr Cow's first well-known fail; "The Line Dia", which is a NSFW version of Liy with it's appearance being a still shot of her in Episode 4.
* His origins were from the change of the Line dia of Theworstfanontheinternet.
LCC

**LCC** or **Llama Consolidation Corporation** (name subject to change) is a construction corporation in Escharon, founded by DukeOfLlamaTown. It is headquartered in Escharon City. The LCC engages in various construction projects in Escharon, and was recently awarded the government contract to construct and submanage Escharon's sewers and water treatment facility.
Battle For Some Crackers Yet Again

(BFSC3)

**Battle For Some Crackers Yet Again** (Also known as **BFSCYA** or alternatively **BFSC3**) is the third season of BFSC, and the first season of the camp in 3 years. Due to the changes in the landscape of the BFDI wiki, the camp was moved to a Discord server, making it the first season of the camp to do so. Signups were posted on August 30, 2021.

## Contestants

### Newcomers

* Battery (BFSC3) (Johnoh06)
* Bin (swanqil)
* Chicken Leg (CatBoi)
* Chicken Nugget (Yoshiboy720)
* Freeze Juice (Yin-Yang)
* Honey (Little Lani)
* Jingle Bells (popkorn)
* Kiwy (TheSuperAwesome75)
* Slime (BattleReviews)
* Snowball (Awsomelife2000)
* Spark Plug (TylerPro)
* Tetherbally and Poley (BFdY)
Battle for Some Crackers Wiki

## Welcome to the Battle for Some Crackers Wiki

This wiki is all about FCO's camp, Battle for Some Crackers. See info about the 14 (later 15) contestants, the episodes, and other stuff.

## What's going on around the wiki...

Photos and videos are a great way to add visuals to your wiki. Add one below!

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BFDI Camp Wikis
*These are camps present in the BFDI blogs.*

Battle for Corn Chips •
Shooting Star Showdown • Battle For Some Crackers •
Battle For Squidward's House •
BREAD •
BEES •
Testfire •
LAWN •
NOPE
Battle For Some Crackers

(BFSC1)

**Battle For Some Crackers** (also known as **BFSC** or retrospectively **BFSC1**) was the first season of Battle For Some Crackers. It began on February 14, 2018, before ending on June 12, 2018. It originally ended on March 25 but was brought back in May of that year.

## Contestants

* Battery (Katajrocker)
* Cat Hat (ThatWolfTrainer)
* Computery (DunnaD; Debuted in BFSC 7a)
* Fan Servicey (Gopluxpoplu)
* Grim Reaper's Staff (TWDremaker2000)
* Line (Dr Cow Andrew)
* Marble (Theworstfanontheinternet)
* Match (UnderpsAreDerps)
* Mr. Pizza (Mrpizzalovestodraw)
* Playdoh Orange (MrJuicySock)
* Tennis Ball (UnsophisticatedBlockhead)
* Thistle (A thistle)
* Tortilla (Chorus Kids)
* Trashy (1Trashy1)
* Whiteboard (Mistaphone)
Butchart Gardens

Butchart Gardens, located in the dramatic setting of an old quarry, offers a fabulous display of plants, trees, and flowers. Located just outside Victoria, the mild climate is perfect for changing seasonal displays. Spring through fall is outstanding, with spring blooms, a fabulous display of summer color, and the changing leaves of autumn. Themed gardens and water features extend over the 20 hectare property.
Tortilla

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**Tortilla** was a contestant on BFSC. BFSCA, and BFSCYA. He was on the team The Powerhouses in BFSC1.

## History

Tortilla’s first appearance was in Where Things Started,where he submitted the Rhythm Walkers as a team name. It did not make it,and Fan Servicey picked him to be on The Powerhouses.

He did not submit during the challenge in Welcome to Box TV.

In Baking Up Trouble, he made an Ice Cream Pie. It got a 9 from Eraser Cap, A 10 from Cotton Candy and a 8 from Basket.

In Your First Clues, Sherlock, he got 4/5 of the questions right.

His logo in Torch Relay got the lowest score.

He was eliminated in Detonate and Escape.

## Trivia

* He is the only contestant to appear in every season.
Computery

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**Computery** is a contestant, who debuted in episode 7a of Battle for Some Crackers. He is played by ElloItsDunna, and is a NAME Brand laptop.

## Personality

He is quite random at some times and some other times, he is quite sarcastic.

## Entries

Episode 7: He debuted, so this is his first entry. He said that camps are C.R.A.B, meaning Competitions Repeated And Battled.
Aaron Gervais

**Aaron Gervais** (born 1980) is a Canadian composer of contemporary classical music who lives in San Francisco.

Aaron Gervais was born and raised in Edmonton, Alberta. He studied jazz performance at Grant MacEwan College and the University of Toronto, and composition at the University of Alberta, theUniversity of Toronto, and UCSD. He currently works as a freelance composer and is based in San Francisco. His output consists of chamber, vocal, opera, electronic, solo/duo, and orchestral music.
Battle For Some Crackers Again

(BFSC2)

**Battle For Some Crackers Again** (Also known as **BFSCA** and retrospectively **BFSC2)** was the second season of Battle for Some Crackers. It started on September 25, 2018 and ended on November 28 of that same year. The season featured 12 new contestants and 2 returners, those 2 veterans being Tortilla and Cat Hat (as Tattletail's user).

It would be the final season of the camp for nearly 3 years, until Battle For Some Crackers Yet Again was started in August 2021.

## Contestants

### Veterans

* Tortilla (Chorus Kids)
* Tattletail (ThatWolfTrainer; same user as Cat Hat)

### Newcomers

* BFB 3 Thumbnail (Wooden Clock; Debuted in BFSCA 6a)
* Biscuit (RemoteisCutie)
* Bucket (TheArtistVoid11)
* Candy Paint (BendyApproved)
* Hairless Match (Braden0531)
* Jinglestar (Wubthereal Island Lover)
* Mimic Ball (D The Object Thingy)
* Plateau (Toriica Dix Sept)
* Pop Filter (ObjectStick)
* Record Button (Striperous)
* Red Velvet Cake (Strikeovercrazy2)
* Wafflesarecool72 (Wafflesarecool72)
* Wavy Tree (Angary Bird)
Office Work/ Reviews and Ratings

Ratings: -8
Reviews
Linda Neel: The teaser trailer is stupid because Frank step in otter poop and Frank saying otters has a dick, worst of all. Frank Saying a big penis on his phone. You ruined the office school franchise this came out like 2018 the movie came out
Tracy: Frank is such a bad Guy I hated when Frank saying the dumb screen of poop when a virus on his computer and raging in the trailer
Bob Pinto: I hate this sucking piss of reboot sucks because Frank is just some piss guy
Bobby Pinto: Chloe4Adults is now getting a stupid new show that stupid show sucks
Blowing Up Dogs

Blowing Up Dogs is a Dog effect explosion called Action Movie. The Blowing Up Dogs was inspred by The Web Series called Blow Up When You Die from 2009-2011, Cats Gets Explosion from 2010-2012, Blow Up The Zoo From 2012-2014 And Blow Up The Koalas from 2015-2017, All episodes from Season 1 has blowing expect for We Save The Dogs.
Dranlin

Dranlin is one of the most powerful nations in Ilyne.  It was formed several centuries ago when a circle of warriors pledged their fealty to Zuhr, a powerful bronze dragon. For their loyalty, Zuhr gave them his blood. With the dragon's blood flowing through their veins, the warriors became the first Draconic sorcerers, forming the Circle of Paragons. Many sought to join them and gained smaller gifts of blood becoming their many sorcerer followers. Zuhr conquered Antioch with the Circle and their army, only being stopped by geography and the forces of Sillon. They also have their own unique date system based on this. Under the new empire of Dranlin, Zuhr created the Judications, the document of the laws of Dranlin.

Being all humans, the original Circle has since died of old age. Zuhr never replaced them. Most people have forgotten about the power of Zuhr and many doubt he still lives. Zuhr is very reclusive, usually keeping to mountain lair in the far east of Dranlin. The modern sorcerers strictly enforce his judications. Zuhr occasionally walks his empire in his human form, making sure it is being run as he desired, only revealing his identity to those who challenge him and his prefects and archons.

Much of Dranlin’s power is derived from the Dragon’s Blood.  Much of a sorcerer's power is determined by how much of it flows through their veins. Similarly, the Justicars are primarily Dragonborn created by a much simpler ceremony resurrecting a corpse using the blood. This was first done 4 years after the founding of the empire to create a military police force to control their lands. It is extremely taboo for sorcerers to have children or relationships with commoners as that would quite literally dilute the blood.

There is no separation of government and military in Dranlin. Decani run towns and Prefects are the mayors of cities. The Archons are responsible for the Guard as a whole and officers below them defer to them for military affairs. Dranlin law tends to infringe on personal rights for the sake of security of the state. Its capital is Archanvosk.

Dranlin is home to a diverse set of races due to its imperial nature. It ocupys a posiston some were between the British Empire and a traditional kingdom. Thanks to the strict law upheld by the Justicars, there is a low crime rate but little personal freedom. Nonmagic users are second-class citizens and wizards, though not legally discriminated against, are treated as commoners trying to get out of their rightful place in society. A small town may only have a few sorcerers, sometimes only the Decanus. Cities typically have a small upper class of them.
Office Work/Reviews

Office Work Reviews are reviews people that hate Chloe4Adults

Reviews
Micheal Neel: This is probably the worst show on Chloe4Adhlts made by Mike Addeo
Linda Neel: I Was watching episode 1-4 they were terrible as hell, The First Episode shows him Killing Jerry Seinfeld witch he is a ripoff of Ted from World Took. He Killed Bart Simpson and Lisa was happy that Frank killed his brother and then he meet the characters from bevis and butthead watching a show called "Kill South Park" And then. He killed Stan and Butters do you know that's child abuse. Right. And Then he killed Peter and call him a fat man by ripping his head with a pistol sucker on his towel and. Then Him watching futurama and the characters got a nigh five on the characters. The Second Episode he recorded a fat guy on McDonald's dancing and doing The middle finger on his phone and then he went to the cafe and worst of all. He said A Big penis on his phone and his meet a robot that's got fat. Frank called him a good robot that's a fat idiot Frank was at church on his punched the cheeks on the president by saying I'm America and then he see black skins on otters and in the night. The Third Episode he knows dogs that bite by getting him a pet dog Golden Retriever that bits people's brain by Licking on the faces and the last episode Frank got arrested in jail.
Tracy: No Plots. That's Strange Stupid Show
Chloe/Cameos, Crossovers and Easter Eggs

Chloe on The 1996-2004 Linda AwardsChloe In McDonald's Movie Dogs (1997)Chloe and Rosey in Dog of The Jungle (1998)Chloe in Dead Fish (1999)Chloe and Maggie in A Dog Halloween (2000)Chloe in Fall Dogs (2001)Chloe in I Hate My Live (2002)Chloe in Art Room and Art Room 2 (2007-2012)Chloe In Dog Mud (2003)Chloe in the last awards on The Linda Awards 2004 before it got cancelledChloe in the last Linda World Cup Awards 2005 before it got removed and replace to Dog Awards CupChloe in Hide and Seek Dogs (2006)Chloe in Bathroom (2008)Chloe in Puppy Dog Breeds (2009)
Chloe/Cameos on Television

## ADT

On The Turn Down Service commerical. a yellow lab is next to the little girl on the left. A Yellow lab references Chloe

## Budweiser Super Bowl

on The Super Bowl 2014-2015 commericals. you can see the yellow lab reference chloe

## CarMax

On The Quality Time With the Kids Commerical. A Dog that looks like chloe or maggie

## CBS 3

There was a lab that looks like chloe and rosey

## Cottonelle Toliet Paper

On The Monster commerical. a yellow lab is reference chloe

## Chevy

on The Maddle Commerical. a Puppy Version that looks like chloe

K9
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The Yellow lab looks like chloe

## Petsmart

The yellow lab is a puppy version of chloe

## SpongeBob SquarePants

On The Episode Plankton! The Dog is a reference of chloe when plankton says This is my lab! The Dog barks 2 times that sound likes Rosey
Wiki The Caster Chronicles

## Bienvenue sur le wiki The Caster Chronicles !

Retrouver le **listing *non officiel*** de toutes les cartes **The Caster Chronicles** existantes : **Index des cartes**

***Groupe d'échange Facebook*** : **The Caster Chronicles TCG - France (Groupe Officiel)**

## Les cartes The Caster Chronicles, qu’est-ce que c’est ?

**The Caster Chronicles** est un jeu de cartes à collectionner japonais créé par la société **Force of Will**. Le simple concept du jeu, le double style avec de **mignonnes invocations**, et des **effrayantes domestiques** préparent le terrain pour un jeu rempli d'intrigues dans un monde unique et créatif !

Les cartes utilisent **2 types d'illustrations**.
Zatseperrey

Zatseperrey/TrainSurfers is the first of the four PSAs which was released in 2016 alongside Vandals and Trespassing.

## Plot

**Warning: This section of the article contains spoilers for the video, watch the episode beforehand or read with caution! Also, GRAPHIC MENTIONS OF INJURY!**

The video starts with Lider, Patsanka, Gromila, and Melkiy sitting on the train’s roof, while Patsanka was relaxing, her purse accidentally flies up to the air, hitting her on the head. Patsanka grabs her purse but didn’t realize the train was moving, thus her flying away.

Later, the boys find Numskullmart, and go inside. Lider rings the bell, introducing the Shopkeeper. Lider explains about how Patsanka broke her arm. In response, the shopkeeper gives them gloves that stick onto surfaces. Gromila gets his hand stuck on the roof possibly to test it out, thus ripping off a large chunk of it, and a unnamed couple playing cards stare at him in disbelief. The gang then laughs until Gromila spots a woman waiting at the ticket office. In order to try and flirt with her, Gromila makes gorilla sounds, confusing her. He also beats his chest and jumps, but when they go under a bridge, Gromila's scalp gets torn off, leaving him to rub his skinned head in confusion.

Back at Numskullmart, Lider explains that Gromila had his head torn off, and the shopkeeper gives them helmets. Lider stands up and bangs himself on a pipe and doesn’t get hurt to assert his leadership and how it works. Melky then pulls out his phone and selfie stick out to try and take a picture of himself, but the phone ends up touching the electric mover, shocking him and burning him.

Lider explains again how Melky got electrocuted, and shows the shopkeeper Melky for proof. The shopkeeper licks the soot off, disgusting Patsanka. He then goes to a back room, and reveals a shockproof latex jumpsuit, getting the gang’s attention instantly.

On top of a bridge, the gang jumps on top of the roof, but Gromila gets stuck between two cars, and Melky due to his size, a parachute pops out and he flies away, causing him to fly onto a crossing light, beheading him from his body. Gromila pushes himself out the cars, but then his feet pads unstick and he falls off, splattering his organs around. A man on the train is shocked as Gromila’s hand flies up onto the window.

Lider and Patsanka don’t know what to do, but then Lider and Patsanka scream as they realize that her cast is flying off from the speed, causing it to wrap around a pole. Patsanka almost falls, and her glove catches on to the train, causing the force to split her body in half. Lider is upset, and cries over his friends’ deaths, but then a pole hits him above the head, causing him to fall off and splatter all over the train tracks, leaving his dead scalpless body to bounce among the tracks.

The video ends finally with the message of ”Мозги не купишь.” with Lider, Gromila, Melkiy, and Patsanka in highly advanced medical machines.

## Gallery

Click on this to see the gallery: Zatseperrey/Gallery
Stowaways

Stowaways is the fourth and so far the last PSA, being released on April, 20th 2017.

## Plot

**Warning: This section of the articles contains spoilers for the PSA, please watch the episodes beforehand or read with caution**

Lider and his friends are laughing hard in the back of the train car when a old woman prepares to sit down next to him, but he slams his leg down onto the seat, mocking her for not being fast enough to get her seat. Patsanka notices something going on with Gromila and his crush, and points to the scene. Unfortunately, a ticket man came and asked for their cards, the White haired woman agreed but Gromila got over protective and showed off his muscles, annoying her. The gang gets thrown out of the train and knocked over by a group of rams nearby the station.

Over at Numskullmart, Lider explains the situation to the shopkeeper, who then shows the gang a spray can. To demonstrate what it does, he uses it on Melkiy and turns him invisible.

Back on the train, the Ticket man sees the group and is confused by their reapperance. The friends then spray themselves with the invisible spray can, turning themselves invisible. This further puzzles the Ticket man. Just then, a buff guy looking for a seat is directed by the Ticket man to sit where the troublemakers once were. As a result, he puts his heavy bag on one seat, crushing Lider and Patsanka, sits on the other seat, crushing Gromila, and puts his weight bar in the middle, crushing Melkiy. Once again, they all get kicked out.

Lider comes back to explain to the Shopkeeper what happened to them previously. In exchange, the Shopkeeper gives the gang some hoverboards. Once again, they are back in the train car once again. As soon as they notice the Ticket Man, they use the hoverboards to escape but the old lady from the first uses her yarn to get them to trip. They are all thrown off once again, and Lider gets pooped on by a bird

Back at Numskullmark, the Shopkeeper gives them a snake and flute, which they use to charm the snake to scare away the Ticket man, but he uses a whislte to charm the snake to not attack him, and then the snake attacks the gang despite them trying to charm the snake again, but to no success. The gang is then thrown off the train for the final time as the snake wraps up and eats the fools, as they are then shown to have been swallowed by the snake.

## Trivia

* This is the only PSA to be released in 2017, as the others were released on 2016
Patsanka

Patsanka staring at a security camera in Vandals

Patsanka (Cyrillic: Пацанка) is a character who appears in all four of the PSAS. She's part of a unnamed Gopnik gang and is the only girl in said gang.

## Appearance

Patsanka is most likely a teenage girl with hair in a ponytail and bangs that cover one eye, she also has a triangular head. She wears a crop top, a small jacket, and pants going down to her feet.

## Personality

Patsanka shows herself as being just as reckless as her male companions, and she also usually has a emotionless face, implying that she’s either indifferent or apathetic about whichever situation she’s in. However, she does show some emotion, but only when it’s needed.

## Gallery

Here, you can view screenshots of Patsanka.

## Trivia

* Patsanka's name in Russian means "Tomboy".
* Patsanka is shown in rather innapropiate poses at times
Wiki Policies

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## Rules

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* Strike 1: A warning from a admin/bureaucrat/chat moderator.
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Lider

Lider in Stowaways speeding on a train.

Lider (Cyrillic: Лидер) is a character who appears in all four of the Russian Train PSAs "Мозги не купишь" or "Can't Buy A Brain". He is the leader of an unnamed gang of gopniks who does illegal behavior, like vandalism and trespassing.

## Appearance

Lider is a tall lad with a baggy shirt with a Adidas sweater. He also has a triangular-shaped face similar to Patsanka, and pants that go to his hips down to his feet similar to his friends.

## Personality

Not much is known about his personality, but he seems to be very cheerful and upbeat, almost having a wide smile on his face. He also shown to care deeply for his friends as he's the only member of the gang who vocally explains their situation to the Shopkeeper.

## Trivia

* Lider's name in Russian means "Leader".
* At the end of Trespassing, Lider’s tounge somehow turns pink instead of grey.
* Lider is the only person in the gang to verbally express himself, but only in distorted Russian/English gibberish, for example, “How do I work it?“, “What’s that now? Can’t sit down! \*or something in Russian saying if you don‘t move your ass fast enough, you’ll lose your spot,\*”
Melkiy

Melkiy at the train station fences

Melkiy (Cyrillic: Мелкий) is one of the main characters in the four Russian Train Safety PSAs.

## Appearace

Melkiy is the shortest in the gang. He has buck teeth, and wears a blue hoodie with blue pants.

## Personality

Melkiy is shown to be very hyperactive and a bit aggressive when provoked, like shown in Vandals where he gets angry at Gromila for accidentally sweeping dust at him.

## Trivia

* Melkiy's name in Russian means "Small".
	+ On JSC Central PPK's YouTube channel, the English captions translate Melkiy's name as "Tin-pot".
White haired woman

The Blonde Lady (refered to as "Blondinka" by fans) is one of the recurring characters in the PSAs. Gromila has crush on her, but it's more one-sided, mainly on Gromila's.

## Appearance

The blonde lady is shown to be very attractive, with almond-shaped eyes, blonde, shoulder-length hair, and is quite leggy. Her attire consists of white sleeveless blouse, a black skirt that reaches to her tights, and high heels.

## Personality

The blonde lady is one of the more lawful characters, and she is shown to be serious and tries to mind her own business, showing clear annoyance to the gang when they're defying the laws. However in Stowaways, she has warmed up to Gromila to bit but it didn't last for long.

## Trivia

* It is indeed confirmed that she has blonde hair as seen in one of the posters
* Her appearance is based on the stereotype that Russian women are stunning
Red Medusa

The company’s logo

Red Medusa is an animation company located in Moscow, Russia. The company is behind the animation and voice acting for the PSAs.

ArhyBES is one of the most well known people in the group.

## Staff

* Boris Kravchenko- Producer/Director/Screenwriter
* Dmitri Vdovenko- Artist/Main Animator
* Evgeny Blinnikov- Art Direction
* Darya Lomakina- Art Editor

## Social Media

**Warning: Some of the content contains inapproriate material including profanity, gore, and nudity. You should be at least 18 to click on the links or do with serious caution**

Youtube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfZHhw97qYxrrQku8QRP4HQ

2nd Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/ArhyBES/featured

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/redmedusastudio/

## Trivia

* The company is also known for their works on *Batmetal*, *The Three Bogaturs*, and the *VS Versus* series on Tvgle.ru
Can't Buy a Brain Wiki

## Welcome to the CBAB Wiki

Welcome to the Can't Buy a Brain wiki. We’re a community full of fans of the Russian Train Safety PSAs made by OAO Central PPK, including you, can edit the wiki pages. Click the edit button at the top of any page to get started!

## Describe your topic (Warning: Spoilers)

Well, what is Can't Buy a Brain? As the welcome description says, it's a series of Train Safety PSAs originating from Russia, sometimes called "Brains Cannot be Bought", "You Cannot Buy Brains" or "Мозги не купишь". It stars four punks causing some trouble but something happens, and they go and see a Shopkeeper (one of the recurring characters), and they go buy stuff from him. The process repeats two more times until the end where the kids' get themselves in a sticky situation they can't get out of, thus ending the PSA.

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Trespassing

Trespassing is the third PSA in the series being released in December 19th 2016.

## Plot

**Warning: This section of the article may contains spoilers, please watch the PSA beforehand or read with caution!**

After being released from jail, Lider and his friends enter a train station, but not before Lider spits up a big green stain on the doors. When the doors close on them, Lider gets confused about passing through the doors until the White haired woman comes in, and scans her ID card and passes through the gates. In which, they form a line behind her as an attempt to get in undetected. This annoyed the white haired woman, slapping Gromila on the cheek. However, Melkiy, who wasn't able to catch up, gets caught on the door, and transforms into Lider. The gang go to the Numskullmart, and the two Liders talk about how the process happened, the Shopkeeper pulls out a mirror, scarring Melkiy to go back to normal. He shows them a map to the subway suggesting not to go into the entrance, but instead climb a tall fence.

Once the gang get to the fence, Lider and Patsanka chose to climb said fence. Gromila and Melkiy on the other hand, chose to dig under the ground and burst through the fence respectively. Lider decided to jump off the fence, landing on a pair of rakes, smacking him in the face, while Patsanka laughs. However, karma strikes Patsanka, and she skids down the fence after losing her grip. Melkiy breaks through the surface of the ground, laughing at the others' misfortune, until Gromila breaks the fence and traps Melkiy. As Lider explains this to the Shopkeeper, he gives them a ladder, which Melkiy comically ends up dangling off of.

Back at the train station, they begin to use the ladder, but the hobos from Vandals end up also climbing the ladder, and Gromila angrily yells at them. When he sets up the ladder and begins climbing down, a train passes by, shredding the ladder up and injuring Gromila. At Numskullmart, Lider explains this as Gromila falls flat on his face. The Shopkeeper gives them springy shoes, and the gang hops over the fence, and proceed to cross the train tracks. They however, forget to look in both directions, and they end up ran over by the train, which a bear witnesses. The gang end up at a hospital in critical condition, once again.
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