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Ran Eihara Naoki

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Ran Naoki 「直樹蘭, *Naoki Ran*」is a student attending Hyanakyou Academy. He is recovering from his past and part of Minori Uragiri's harem.

## Appearance

Ran has dark, fuschia colored messy hair that is slightly too long. He has a side fringe that falls left, disguising the distinctive burn scar on his forehead. He has a cowlick: a strand of hair that refuses to be smoothed down and is always hovering in the air. Outside of his school uniform, he dresses fairly casually; usually red Vans and lots of multi-colored hoodies. His eyes are a bright brown that appears dimly red.

## Personality

Ran is a very cheerful and optimistic person, however, he is super susceptible/perceptive. He is generally airheaded, derpy, clumsy, and keeps to himself.

## History

His birth was not planned; he was a 'mistake.' His parents tried to raise him but instead were thrown into massive amounts of debt from gambling and both's addiction to alcohol, drugs, and tobacco. When he was eight, his parents divorce, fighting over who had to keep him. The argument was settled by his father leaving one night and never returning, changing his mother into a berserk, hot-tempered wreck who spent most nights out at a bar or club. He hid in the attic for most of his childhood, only communicating with his neighbor, a twenty year old college student. One night, his mother returns drunk. She assaults Ran, chasing him with a cleaver and a lighter. She pins him down, chopping bits of his hair and burning the left side of his forehead. Before she could kill him, his neighbor busts in, and his mother instead kills Ran's neighbor. The police arrive, arresting Ran's mother and taking Ran to live with his uncle and aunt. His cousin, Naoki Yoru, taught him to smile again and not look in the past anymore.

## Trivia

* When he was eight years old, Ran was 4'3" and weighed 22.6 kilograms.
* Ran's favorite food is *yakiniku (*焼肉)
* His least favorite food is eggplant.
* He was underweight when he was eight years old due to his family being in debt.
* His birthday is April 14.
* He plays the cello.
* Ran likes sunsets and is willing to wait for hours just to watch it.
* He can drive a motorcycle.
* His favorite color is red.
* Ran frequently visits Kai Suzuka's grave.
* His favorite flowers are *Statices.*
* He prefers winter months or any other season.
Chinatsu Triplets

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Miki, Miku, and Mika Chinatsu. 「*Chinatsu Miki, Miku, Mika*」are the three younger siblings of Masahara Chinatsu. Their English names are Mabel, McKayla, and Moe.

## Appearance

All three have short, dirty-blonde hair. Outside of their school uniforms, they dress in petite dresses and schoolgirl flats. Each wears their hairpieces slightly differently.

## Personality

Miki is an outgoing, cheerful type, and the leader of the three. Miku is quiet, pessimistic, and formal. Mika is shy, bubbly, and sweet.
42 bings b0

42 bings b0 is an extraterrestrial demon from the celluverse who escaped from the clutches of ch0p0. His true form is so beautiful anyone who sees it will immediately be diagnosed with mesothelioma.

So he takes the form of a lowly green heron. He lives inside of a mansion located on top of The Mountain. He offers many wares such as raisins and other dried foods.

His most popular item is a dried flower petal.
Yamato Isamu

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Yamato Isamu 「ヤマト勇, *Isamu Yamato*」is a famous judo athlete and a sheer opposite of his brother, Arata Isamu.

## Appearance

Yamato has long green hair and sharp grey eyes. He dresses very playboy like, including open dress shirts, jackets, and checkered ties. He has a tattoo running down his left arm that resembles a dragon.

## Personality

Yamato is carefree, playful, and cruel. He is extremely mature and attracts girls like a magnet. He also is very self-centered. He is very flirty.

## History

Yamato doesn't consider Arata as his younger brother and doesn't even consider Arata related to him. He looks down upon Arata, and proved that he was their parents' favorite after Yamato beat Arata's score in a judo competition.
Eli Viau

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Eli Viau 「イーライビヨ, *Viaruru Eri*」is a student attending Hyanakyou Academy and a friend of Minori Uragiri.

## Appearance

Eli has light blonde hair and reddish brown eyes. She has various hairstyles, most often wearing pigtails with bows or a braid.

## Personality

Eli is wise and intelligent. She is always looking out for her friends, and does not want them or her to get in trouble.
Kai Suzuka

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Kai Suzuka 「カイ鈴鹿, *Suzuka Kai*」was a college student who lived next door to Ran Naoki.

## Appearance

Kai has shaggy, light brown hair that is unkempt. He wears black glasses.

## Personality

Kai is very caring and gentle, but indecisive and a bit impulsive.

## History

Kai lived next door to the Naoki household. He communicated with Ran Naoki through the window in his bedroom, and occasionally played games and sports with Ran. He was always suspicious of the Naokis, like how Ran always seemed to be alone and has never really seen his parents a lot. He thought he always heard yelling coming from the home. One night, the Naoki house was exceptionally louder, so Kai called the police and rushed over. He kicks down the door and sees Ran's mother pinning the young boy down, trying to burn him. Kai interferes at the cost of his life, saving Ran, but was killed by Ran's mother. The police arrived just in time before Ran's mother could direct her attention back to Ran. Ran attended Kai's funeral and regularly visits Kai's grave.
Arata Isamu

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Arata Isamu 「アラタ勇, *Isamu Arata*」is a student attending Hyanakyou Academy. He has a fanclub called *We Love Ara-sama!* He is part of Minori Uragiri's harem.

## Appearance

Arata has lime green hair with yellow highlights. His hair is slightly poofy, voluminous hair that is wavy. Outside of his school uniform, he dresses 'bad-boy' like. He wears sleeveless vests, V-neck T-Shirts, hoodies, snap backs, headphones, skinny jeans, and converse. He has a black stud earring on his right ear. Other times, Arata is seen in a black judogi, or the uniform for judo.

## Personality

Shota, very aware that he is cute. Arata is slightly cocky, and at times, he can act like a tsundere. He is impulsive, but has a very good conscience, and always does the right thing in the end. He is very successful in flirting and being seductive. Arata attracts girls likes a magnet. He is adventurous, spontaneous, a 'party-animal,' and is clingy.

## History

He bears a hatred and rivalry towards his older brother, Yamato Isamu, because his parents always favored his brother over him. Yamato beat Arata in a judo competition. He rescued Natsumi from bullies when they were younger, and since then, they became best friends, despite their very different personalities. Arata is very clingy towards Natsumi. Once he meets Minori, he denies his feelings for her, since he dislikes having a serious relationship/commitment. However, he is very possessive over Minori. When he was little, Arata was trained intensely for judo competitions, sometimes going a few nights without any sleep.

## Trivia

* He likes cloud-gazing.
* His nickname is, "The WildCard."
* He has a fan club at Hyanakyou Academy with 62 members.
* His fan club has a Twitter account.
* His favorite food is the Japanese snack, *Pocky.*
* His least favorite food is caviar.
* Arata's birthday is February 23.
* He is the oldest of all of the main characters, despite his height and appearance.
* He has a butler named Hayato.
* Arata scored second place in a national judo competition, beaten by his older brother, Yamato Isamu.
* He is either very childish or very mature, there is no in-between.
Rikka Hyanakyou

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Rikka Hyanakyou 「リッカインHyanakyou, *Hyanakyou Rikka*」is a student attending Hyanakyou Academy and is the daughter of the owner of the school.

## Appearance

Rikka has waist-length sandy brown hair and piercing brown eyes. Outside of her school uniform, she dresses fancily: wearing name brands, petite skirts, and cardigans. She wears Prada flats.

## Personality

Rikka is bossy, snooty, and self-centered. She thinks high of herself and expects others to treat her high and mighty. She is ignorant when it comes to things she doesn't understand, and considers her 'friends' pawns and her posse a fan club.

## History

Rikka is the daughter of the owner/executive of Hyanakyou Academy. She considers Minori Uragiri to be a peasant and rivals her, though Minori doesn't think the same.
El Señor Smee

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# Descripción Psicológica

Este individuo de apariencia simpática es el encargado de tratar con la tripulación de su capitán, mientras este se encuentra atareado en sus estrategias y planes. A pesar de que su capitán le da un montón de problemas, es muy leal a él. Es bastante torpe. En el fondo, tiene buen corazón, pero no la voluntad suficiente como para sacar de su obsesión con Peter Pan a Garfio para volver a la vida pirata que tanto aman.

En general, podría decirse que es el chivo expiatorio de la tripulación entera: por un lado, del capitán, quien descarga su frustración en él; y por el otro los piratas, que arden en deseos de alejarse de la isla y de Peter Pan para siempre.

# Historia

## Pasado

Smee siempre ha sido el más fiel vasallo del Capitán Garfio, siendo el encargado tanto de hacer cumplir sus órdenes como de ser su mayordomo personal, incluyendo el espantar al Cocodrilo. Pese a su lealtad, no ve la hora de que su capitán se olvide del muchacho de ropajes verdes y de que vuelvan a su vida pirata...
Orika Nagihiko

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Orika Nagihiko 「なぎひこオリカ, *Nagihiko Orika*」is a student of Hyanakyou Academy and Ahri Yasobe's boyfriend.

## Appearance

Orika has shaggy, sandy-brown hair that is too long and extends over his face. He was pale brown eyes and a slim and lean figure.

## Personality

Orika is a gentle and caring person, but tends to be very cautious. He is very overprotective over his girlfriend, and is a bit of a dandere. He appears to dislike Minori Uragiri.
Souma Koharu

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Souma Koharu 「相馬小春, *Koharu Souma*」is a student of Yamaha University. He is Minori Uragiri's ex-boyfriend.

## Appearance

Souma has black hair and a fringe, with light brown tips. He has black earrings.

## Personality

Souma is generally a nice person, however, he has trust and commitment issues. He finds it difficult to fall in love with one person. He is sly, but is a bad liar.

## History

Souma and Minori fell in love around the first few years of highschool. Their parents didn't approve of their relationship, causing both of them to run away together. After a few months of living together and splitting the rent, Souma got fed up and bored with Minori's simple nature. He found more interest in other girls, and eventually began to cheat on her regularly. This went on for a month, until Minori caught him at the club kissing another girl. She broke with him immediately, and Souma decided to move out.
Scott

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**Scott** is a dik dik who sells real estate. He speaks in Sands Vernacular.

## Appearance

Scott is a small deerlike creature with short horns and hooves. He has small spots under his large eyes which could be smaller eyes.

## Personality

Scott is disdainful of fools, and aggressively sells people homes. His knowledge of what constitutes a home is limited. He does not like being called a dik dik - he prefers to be called by his name.
Fishboy

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A goldfish boy. He sells gravel, salt, and various pebbles. He has a brother named Tom John. A friendly boy, he has established comraderies with Elmer and Seymour. The blog was deleted. When Seymour was asked what happened to him, he replied that he did not listen to the warnings of Gerold's neverending hunger.

1. ↑ http://sandsvendor100.tumblr.com/post/142061813154/whatever-happened-to-fish-boy
Air Transmutation Magic

**Users** | Aerin Jessika Reyes

**Air Transmutation Magic** is a type of air magic used in the roleplay.

## Description

This allows the user to turn air around them into anything their minds can imagine, with limitations. Air cannot be turned into something that lives and breathes. It demands focus, and years of practice.
Corbeau

Corbeau or "Corpsebeau" is a member of The Gruesome Twosome in ENDCorp. He wears an orange hooded jacket with gray sleeves, a mask, and black pants with gold chains wrapped around them. He presents himself as human but it's possible he's some form of other being. The Gruesome Twosome consists of Him and his partner Ross or "Nordane Von Dad". They're also known as Hornstein and Smug in reference to the video game Dark Souls, as Corbeau is "very dextrous and agile" while Ross is "bulky and strong". He is a Villain and is known to prefer using a fancy katar or gun. Not much is currently known about Corbeau, or Ross or ENDCorp as a whole for that matter. He has mentioned that he thinks he is stronger than Seymour, or that he wants to be stronger than Seymour but it's unknown if that's even remotely true. He once defeated Seymour in a duel however Seymour was severely handicapped and had beaten him many times before.

It is known that Corbeau is a squire to Elmer and has been known to exchange seeds with him for small artifacts and trinkets. He and Ross also were the first to reverse-engineer the Tree Branch which was a gift left by Elmer that allows you to float while holding it. Corbeau was also the arbiter that suggested uniting ENDCorp and LILLYCorp through The Worm.

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Ida

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Ida is small and caring, yet likes to start fights. They type in classic sands vernacular but they pay attention to spelling. They talk in third person and refer to others by their name and not with pronouns. Ida is bilingual and speaks English and French fluently.

Ida died by setting themselves on fire.

## Appearance

Ida is an Egyptian Lesser Jerboa. To be expected, they are very small and feeble, smaller than the average of their kind. They use their long tail for balance when they're racing through the desert at 24 kilometres an hour. Their claws on their long hind legs are very sharp and could potentially harm an animal or two. They spend a lot of time sharpening their claws on flint they find.They have long hind legs and short stumpy arms. It is unknown how they carry large rocks and gems.

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## Personality

Ida is very shy, yet very angry. They like picking fights and causing drama in the vendor community. They want to make friends and allies regardless of wanting to fight every animal they meet. They wish to sell minerals to make some coins or trade them to decorate their den. They like sea shells, twigs, and yarn.

## Daily Life

Ida lives in a large den near a mine in Egypt. They have many connections of non-vendor animals who are willing to export their treasure to animals all over the world. They leave early in the morning before the weather becomes too hot to find morning dew on the shrubs and for breakfast, which is usually compromised of bugs and plants. After eating to their fill, Ida leaves to the mines and picks up most to all of the gems that were left over. They then bring them to their storage room at the back of their den. Ida doesn't have many customers at the moment, but they are willing to give things for free as they have so many and making the room bigger is a hassle.
Trystan Reinhold

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 **Trystan Reinhold** was the biology teacher at Nightbloom Academy.

## Personality

At first impression, Trystan is... well, to put it nicely, a self assured asshole obsessed with being organized and cleanly, and then salted to taste with sarcasm and snark. And then somewhere down the line, blended in with a very laid back, patient, and kind man who is actually a half decent mentor that probably cares too much that his students succeed and will put himself into the line of fire to make sure they do. He enjoys a good laugh with good company, and is slow to anger while being fairly forgiving. Life's too short to make it a fight with everyone, and so Trys tries his hardest to make it enjoyable.

## Biography

From the first time Trys stepped into Nightbloom Academy, he knew it was where he wanted to be. Aerius was nice and all, but this place? A thousand lifetimes would never see anything quite as spectacular. A whole school dedicated entirely to magic, right there in the middle of society.

Trys put every ounce of himself into his schooling, most of the time. He studied hard but never was one not to take the opportunity to play even harder and had his fair share of trouble, though nothing to get himself into too much trouble. He only had detention three times! That he can remember, at least. Alright, maybe he wasn't the model student at all, but he did good for himself, even graduated fairly high in his class with a big group of friends to give one last big heave ho into the world... and then came right back to learn how to teach.

At twenty seven, he was more than surprised when he learned he actually got a teaching job at the academy while still working in some boring old office. That was like "Wow, dreams really do come true!" moment for Trys. He practically squealed in delight and rolled his chair down a hallway high-fiving anyone who came into range. Then he controlled himself, calmly handed in his resignation and went to the school to begin the opportunity of a lifetime. Over the last three years, it hasn't let him down yet.

## Trivia

* Trys is ambidextrous, switching hands on the fly, usually without even realizing.
* Before being hired at Nightbloom Academy, Trystan moonlighted as a male dancer for some extra cash on the side. He was most known for his popular electric cage dance.
* Killed himself by creating a magical explosion to delay Superiors Dysno Hybris and Kozui Psyleh, and passing his remaining magical energy to Saphira Ator.
Snoopy

Snoopy is a proboscis monkey that has the eternal mangenkyou sharingan a eye power and he is freiands with Elmer Purveyor of the fruist Snoopy is incrediably strong Snoopy does not know the presence of seymour He lives in the mankey village eating his food and fruits to stay healthy Snoopy has been around for thousands of years seeing generation through generation
Niles

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**Niles** is a Gloster Canary who peddles used toothpicks. He speaks fluent Sands Vernacular and Nit-speak. His accent changes from time to time. His motto is "A used toothpick still picks!"

## Life from Death

Niles was born when a frangipangi flower wilted. No one knows when and how, but this did happen. He had a wife named Amos, but she left him for someone else who had better hair than he did.

This left Niles completely and utterly heartbroken, but he rarely shows it.

## Appearance

Niles is smaller than your average canary. However, what he lacks in size, he makes up for in enthusiasm. He sports a bowl-cut hairstyle which he is very proud of. Please do not mock him for it. Seriously, you will regret it if you do. He sharpens his beak with a whetstone in his free time.

## Personality

Niles is very approachable and has a off-kilter sense of humour. He is rumoured to be the mysterious fifth member of The Beatles, although he claims that he hasn't the slightest idea of who they are. He enjoys having philosophical conversations with his customers and gives discounts to those who frequently purchase his goods. However, beneath all his cheerfulness, lies a profound sense of anxiety. The root cause of his worries can be traced back to the premature balding that runs in his family, and the fact that Niles will one day lose his fabulous hair. While he knows that this is a very vain thing to get stressed about, Niles can't help himself. It is in his nature to look fabulous.

He has recently been spotted hanging around Blubbers Baleen, but not much is known about their relationship.
Charles

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Charles is a hawk that sells artifacts he finds in his journeys. he is the cousin of reginald the blacksmith. he is often seen traveling with his loyal companion, human john the paladin (a.k.a the blog moderator)

## Appearance

Charles is a young medium sized red-tailed hawk. he is rarely seen without his armor

## Personality

Charles is very adventurous and chivalrous, and rarely stays in one place for long time periods. his heroic nature often causes aggression and impulsive acts, but he usually makes up for it with his high morality and fierce determination.
Jerry

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Jerry lives in a modern household with 172 (and counting) roommates. He is one of the few in a modern household. It is canonically haunted by demons after picking up a 'mysterious record' that was found in the trash. The record is for sale.

His personality is chill but *dangerous* he is always carrying a gun in the case of crunch. He is very positive and planning to survive the crunch with ease.

He is sworn enemies with the speciesistowl Wilfred after investigating him for hiding a gun in the forest, and finding him consuming rodents.

His URL is notable as it ends in 2012 rather than 100. He claims this is because he is 'ahead of the game'.
Woolworths Supermarkets

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**Woolworths Supermarkets** (trading as Woolworths and colloquially known as "Woolies") is an Australian supermarket/grocery store chain owned by Woolworths Limited. Along with Coles supermarkets, Woolworths form a near duopoly of Australian supermarkets, both founded in 1924 that together account for about 80% of the Australian market.
Zhdun

Zhdun is an extradimensional entity of immense power. On February the 15th, 2017, he arrived 17 days early and invaded the Sandsverse in an event known as the Breach.

 His advance was seemingly halted, at least for the time being, when Elmer reset the timeline with the help of Horace and Seymour.

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Elsabeth

Elsabeth is hedgehog, and seller of sticks. Though she may have had bigger dreams in her youth, she took over the family sticks business to carry on the tradition and to make a living.

## Appearance

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Small. Spikes. Pretty.

## Personality

Elsabeth lives in the Woodland (Wodeland). She is kind-hearted, sensitive and shy, and often struggles with self confidence. She comes from a humble background, and was home educated by her parents Mary-Ann and Walter. She hopes one day to find a suitable husband, and sometimes wishes she were a princess.
Chester

A Kakapo who sells sheet music, sometimes sheets, sometimes music, and mainly music written on sheets. First seen in the sandsverse hiding from the "Skinwalkers". Chester commonly refers to himself by "Feather Boy", and ends all sentences with an ellipsis. According to Chester, his music sheets can cast some sort of majikks, but it is unknown so far as to if this is true. Chester's story has not properly developed due to their non-canon nature.

## Personality

Chester likes to blend in with the moss forest, and creates sheet music as impulse. His sheet music can be anything from chicken-scratch notes, to beautiful calligraphy.
Gerold

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Gerold is a lowland tapir who is one of Seymour's cousins. Not much is known about Gerold, other than him enjoying the company and presence of birds as well as him and Seymour having a very rocky relationship (Gerold often partakes in the act of "Tumpus Smænching", a practice that consists of "Dark Sniffings" according to Seymour). Gerold has appeared frequently in Seymour's postspost. Seymour has insulted Gerold for "smænching (his) tumpus", going as far as telling Gerold "hell to you", "fool", and "dullard".
Oswald

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A moose that specializes in smooth stones. Oswald was threatened by a dragon that wanted to eat him. In order to stop this, Oswald contacted Melman, and traded his soul, along with the souls of his children and several smooth river stones for the ability to kill the dragon. The feat was unsuccessful, as the dragon, Siren, has revived and is now selling gems.

## Personality

Oswald is a moose of many colors. He is mainly shown being very direct and punctual with customers, and often saying things he will regret. He is ready for a fight any time.
Elmer's Book

Elmer bought an empty book to fill up with wisdom and spells to auction off to his patrons. He explained whoever won the auction would be able to instruct elmer what to fill the 56 pages of the book with.

"It can be a book of blessings and spells, wisdom, elmer poetry, even a saga of you and elmer meeting and defeating monsters together." -Elmer

The book was purchased for 420 USD to an anonymous bidder and is currently being scribed.
Donny

Donny Sweetpea "Uncle Donalt" Donny is a white rhinoceros that sells sand.

## Appearance

Donny looks a white baby rhinoceros, and that's probably because he is!

## Personality

Donny can be confrontational, full of himself, and a little hard-headed. Despite showing enough intelligence to perform magic, he clearly doesn't think things through. Despite his rude nature, Donny has shown that he cares for those who reciprocate kindness to him, and tries to adress his fans and friends as politely as he can. Mentioning Seymour is a sore point for him, not because the two have a history, but because he is frequently accused of simply being a rip-off of Seymour (which he kind of is).

## History

Donny was born 50 B.C. in lower Ethiopia, like any normal rhinoceros would be. When he was young his father takes him to Jerusalem, where he just witnesses the birth of Jesus Christ. Later in life, Jesus grants Donald's father immortality for being such a goodboy via a life-giving orb the size of a bead. Before his father can use the orb however, Aaron kills his father, supposedly because he forgot to return something to him. Donny takes the orb and goes into hiding for several thousand years, supposedly witnessing important events, making a living by selling sand and learning witchcraft, eventually hexing his sand with a "Life Time Guarantee" that makes it burn your intestines if digested. Six years ago he found Peanut, a young orphaned rhinoceros, and took him under his wing like a brother. More recently, he took the hex off of his sand because it began to grow and come to life.

## Relationships

Donny is considered a nuisance by most of the vendors.
Chester Bee

Chester is a bumble bee that collects nectar for his mother, the bee queen. He is somewhat rowdy, and swears often.

## **Abilities**

He speaks traditional Sands Venacular, though opts to capitalize whole words for emphasis often and misspells frequently.

## **Relationships**

Chester is currently dating Fausto Teh Baer III and stays at his house occasionally. He is a fellow E.D.S. member.
Yuuki Haruna Kyofu

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**Yuuki Haruna Kyofu** is a Graduating Basic Level Student in Nightbloom Academy. She's the little sister of Shurui Aisu Kyofu and is the youngest in the Kyofu family.

## Personality

Yuuki is known as an 'adorable' type, who can barely pass up a chance to be cute and try and get people to bend to her whim, making her slightly manipulative in a sense. She has a brother complex, which makes her super jealous of any and all women trying to court her brother and has her basically butt in to drag her brother off to go play with her. She enjoys her brother's ice cream, and often badgers him for some. Yuuki, however, can be nice and takes time out of her day to assist teachers in their endeavours. If it's a woman, however, she'll make sure to do it extra slow so they have no time to be around her brother.

As an academy student, Yuuki does her best in school and tries to make friends. Unfortunately, her apathy for everyone around her sans her brother has her brushing off everyone as they're not as good as her brother and constantly comparing everyone, even the headmistress, to him. But not to their faces, of course. Oh no, Yuuki knows if this reaches Shu, she's definitely in for it. But she can't help but attempt to sabotage any woman that crosses his path.

## Background

Born within the Izozte homeland, with her brother away at Nightbloom City, Yuuki did grow up not knowing him for the first few years of her life, up until she actually went to Nightbloom City herself and enrolled in Nightbloom Academy. This was when she first met her big brother, and started to nearly follow him around like a little lost puppy. Before this, however, Yuuki had felt really alone and her elder sister didn't really do much to appease that. She'd heard stories of Shu from her mother, but really didn't believe them up until she met Shu himself.

Shu was perfect in her eyes, the best big brother that anyone could ever have. He told her at one point that if she didn't keep her grades up, they couldn't play and, seeing as Yuuki wanted to spend as much time as possible with him, she started to try to do her best to keep her grades up as her time with Shu depended on it. It was how she excelled in classes and made it to the graduating class already. She just wants to spend more time with her brother, away from those evil sirens trying to take him from her. She's really bad about it, never knowing when enough is enough. After all, she's only a kid... at the moment, anyway.

## Trivia

* Yuuki ends up buying too many clothes for her own good.
* She is a pescatarian due to not liking meat but eating fish.
* She gets overly jealous of the women around her brother, so it ends up snowing around them.
* Yuuki might be the cause of the few cases of frostbite in the academy.
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## .-. --- -.

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.-. --- -. is an echidna who travels the land selling random objects to anything they meet. They are also known to battle weird monsters - .-. --- -. gets most of his knick knacks from them.

They are also rather neutral towards all other merchants with the exception of horace who .-. --- -. wildly admires and Derrik who always eats all of his bugs.

.-. --- -. also appears to have lots of knowledge of the sandsverse but not much about its inhabitants
Bartholomew

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Bartholomew is a squid (Dosidicus gigas) that sells ink. He has been known to sell inks of many colors, including white ink, and has also been known to sell small parchments and materials for making signs. As a deep ocean vendor, the sands are not his true home. During the Tesseract Saga, Bartholomew revealed that the artifact would be dangerous for ocean life.

## Personality

Bartholomew is enigmatic and unpredictable; while he makes an honest living selling inks, and can be very kind and courteous to other vendors, he may have ulterior motives. He has been known to make cryptic messages involving the oceans and their relations with the sands.

## Relatives

### Sebastian

Sebastian is a vampire squid (Vampyroteuthis infernalis) that lives in deeper ocean than Bartholomew does. He can only communicate using bioluminecsence, and because of this, Bartholomew twists his words to make botched slogans. As a squid without ink, he has no place in the family business. His relation to Bartholomew is unknown.
Sands Vernacular

Standard Sands Vernacular (SSV) is the manner in which most vendors and other citizens of The Sands speak, recognizable by the capitalization of every word and the disregard for pronouns within a sentence fragment. Misspellings and incorrect use of possessive nouns and plural-noun markers are also pretty common, as well as oversight of various other grammatical rules of Standard English. Speech patterns among individual SSV speaking vendors vary.

## Common Slang

* Gunch
* Jorp
* Slupp
* Smænch
	+ Tumpus
Elmer's Prophecy

A cryptic message from Elmer. It is titled A Moment Of Introspect goes as follows:

> *"Look At Them. Smug. Like Organism Going About There Daily Live With Not A Care Above The World. Make Me **Sick** To Think About All Of ThEse Foolish Selfish Fools Below Me But Yet Elmer Continue On. Press On. Press Onward. Continue The Fight. Inhabit Space Betweem World’s As The Geometric Blockade So That Peace Will Not Be Strip From The Realm…Reaching Point Of Breaking Trying To Do Everything For I MUMST Carry On For Protection. Under My Watchful Eye The Sansd Will Not Grack And Be Gunch"*
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Many things could be speculated from this message. He implies that The Sands exist in a realm separate from other worlds, and he considers it his duty to prevent these worlds from merging. He also mentions The Geometric Blockade.
Melman

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Melman is a dreadful spirit which plagues our lands and is generally bad for commerce. The extent of Melman's ability is not known, but Melman is vulnerable to soft tonics and creames.

Fishboy was briefly possessed by Melman, but Evening Al banished the spirit. Melman occasionally appears to haunt vendors, usually Fishboy.

Melman has legions of other spectral animals, which comb the sands. Melman has never been heard to speak. Seymour posted the signs of him.

1. ↑ http://sandsvendor100.tumblr.com/post/124730632149/warning-signs-of-melman
Harold

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Harold is an Okapi who steals items from other vendors. He originally started to steal when he forgot his coin bag at home which led to a slippery slope. His favorite things to steal are small, coarse items, pocket change, persimmons, and stud earrings. Due to his mannerisms Harold has been blacklisted by various vendors-- how he still manages to get away with these tasks or what he does with the stolen items remains unknown. Some have said to see him turn into a black haze, while others say that he just has "sticky fingers." What he does with his stolen items is a hot topic among gossipers.

## Appearance

Harold is a relatively small Okapi with thick fur and a very long tongue. He is able to use his long tongue to purloin items.

## Personality

Harold is very snooty and full of himself. Often aloof and conceded, he will almost always make the situation about himself. Despite him being on a high horse, he does have a soft spot for his friends and pals and will come to their defense if needed. If someone insults his lush coat he will not hesitate to spit at them and target their business for his thievery.
The Dictums

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**Seymour's Dictums**, otherwise known as **The Dictums**, are a series of four esoteric YouTube videos chronicling the creation of the three most prominent Vendors, Seymour, Elmer and Horace.

## The First Dictum

The First Dictum was posted to YouTube on April 10, 2017

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Lomi

Lomi is a dung beetle whose primary business is the vending and administration of loafs. All kinds. Her marketing tagline, You Like Loafs, may be found in unexpected places.

It is important to note that Lomi's dung ball is not a loaf, and is not for sale. On occasion she has elected to vend it anyway, calling it a "vitamin", but its effects and efficacy are unclear, beyond the normal properties one might expect from a ball of mud and poop that has been pushed around a lot.
Tsubaki Hanayo

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Tsubaki Hanayo 「椿花代, *Hanayo Tsubaki*」is the gang leader of Suchīru Hensō, a street gang.

## Appearance

Tsubaki has dark grey hair and chestnut-colored eyes. He wears a variation of slightly ripped clothes and jackets. He wears accessories such as wristbands, chains, necklaces, a red ribbon which he ties around his head, and a grey baseball cap.

## Personality

Tsubaki is a self-centered, cocky, and arrogant. He is very cruel and strong, which is the sole reason why he is the leader of his gang. Violent and hot-tempered, Tsubaki is considered nothing but trouble.

## History

Tsubaki holds a grudge towards the Chinatsu Family, especially Masahara Chinatsu. His goal is to hunt down and assassinate Masahara, along with many other high-classed families such as the Isamu Clan.
Ash

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**ash dispenser of discarded things**

Ash is a possum that sells garbage. They lurk the back alleys of the marketplace gathering things others have thrown away. They also traffic contraband and stolen goods in their dark stalls. They have been driven from the markets several times, but manifest again whenever corruption rises.

## Appearance

Ash has thick fluffy grey fur everywhere except on their grasping pink fingers. Their weight fluctuates with the success of their business, from chubby and fat in times of bounty, to skinny and emaciated when they are forced to retreat to the wastes of their homeland.

## Personality

Ash is a hedonist who above all revels in opportunities to drink, smoke, gamble, and feed from their stock of refuse. They are a coward who will slither and sneak their way through the system in order to get their way. They accept reprimand and punishment without anger, and readily acknowledge that they are a low and disgusting creature. They are not above petty revenge, however; they simply like to wait for an ideal opportunity before striking back.

## Speech

Ash is a lazy one whose typing style does not conform to Sands Vernacular. They do not normally use Capitals unless they are SHOUTING.
Roberta

Roberta is a basilisk lizard who sells vests.

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## Appearance

Roberta has the appearance of a typical basilisk lizard.

## Personality

Roberta is shown to be very prideful, often boasting about her size and power. In spite of this, she is easily offended by insults and has repeatedly threatened to gunch others for insulting her. This may indicate that her prideful persona is merely a facade.

Despite all this, Roberta does have a softer side. She has several friends whom she cares deeply about, the closest of these being her business partner Santiago.

## History

Roberta's history is a long and violent one. In the year 340 BC, she was manifested into physical form by the Olmec Empire's high priests. 22 years later, her brother Flavius was crafted from molten iron by Akkadian cultists.

Sometime after, Roberta was crowned God-Empress of the Olmecs. In the year 52 BC, she then declared war on the powerful demon known as **The Chunger** only to have the entire Olmec empire **Chunged** at once. Despondent at the loss of her beloved empire, Roberta fell into a deep depression. But this was not to last: Roberta's adoptive mother, Olivia, found her in the liminal space and took Roberta to live with her in the Archaic Spiral.

Feeling ready to start anew, Roberta enrolled in The Academy in the year 0 AD.. 15 years later, she graduated and joined the Carthaginian Army in the 8th Punic War. This is where she met the ferocious Roman commander, "Santiago the Destroyer", who would later become her best friend and most trusted ally. After the war, Roberta returned home to the Archaic Spiral, with Santiago in tow. They employed several thousand faithful legionarres to build a new astral empire.

But this peace was not to last. In the year 31 AD, she recruited the traitorous John Cancalosi into her growing empire. Cancalosi rose through the ranks, eventually becoming Roberta's most trusted adviser. For unknown reasons, John Cancalosi betrayed Roberta in the year 42 AD, killing 10 trillion of Roberta's lizard soldiers. As punishment, Roberta imprisoned Cancalosi in the Shadow Realm, where he remains to this day.

Long after this betrayal, in the year 1531, Roberta and Santiago decided to start anew and open up a vest shop. The shop remains open to the public.

## Relationships

**With Aaron:** Aaron and Roberta seem to have a friendly rivalry. They frequently make jokes at each other's expense, yet are always there to help each other if the situation demands it.

**With Oliver:** Oliver and Roberta are close friends. Although they had a rocky relationship at the start due to to Roberta accusing Oliver of being an agent of Cancalosi, the two seem to have worked out their differences.
Sengoku Ryou

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Sengoku Ryou 「戦国龍, *Ryū Sengoku*」is a popular idol and movie star. He has been in 19 films. He is Minori Uragiri's favorite idol/star.

## Appearance

Sengoku has curly, sleek platinum blonde hair and soft purple eyes. He is seen in multiple costumes, most often ones that are variations of the colors royal blue, violet, and gold. His identifying item/object is a blue jay.

## Personality

Sengoku's stage persona is *Sengo.* Sengo's personality is upbeat and cheerful. The idol is considered an adorable shota, but fans say that there is a lot of mystery to the idol.

Sengoku's true personality comes off as cold and cruel.He is a perfectionist. He is a clear kuudere, and never appears to be happy around others. However, he is actually shown to be gentle and shy.

## History

Sengoku debuted when he was 18. His popularity skyrocketed after his role in *Kyoku No Superu,* where he played fifteen year old Nagoya Hachiman. He is very good at singing. His concerts are always sold out by the second day of release, and his CDs sell for massive profit. In his career, he has also played as a trap idol in a comedy, whom he took the role as Annie Ahuji.

He meets Minori when he felt her presence in Tokyo Garden, whereas she recognized him even in his disguise.
Boris

Boris the toad sitting on a rock.

Boris is a brown, spotted toad. He is friendly, but won't hesitate to defend what needs defending. He sells stools of all varieties, which is a play on the word toadstool, which another vendor sells.

Boris has no known special abilities, but has said he holds the power of the elder gods. He is also impervious to all forms of corruption as he stated during the events of the Breach, due to prolonged exposure to swamp gases.

Boris resides in the Sandsverse's swamp. Very little is known about the swamp, despite other vendors also mentioning it at times.

Boris has an intense love of ice cream. He has a hatred of spoons, implying in one post that a spoon once stole his ice cream. Seems to keep having it stolen, first by the spoon, and next by Chungo He has laid traps and defenses to stop this. Did end up finally getting to enjoy some ice cream.

He speaks in Standard Sands Vernacular, notably having excessive uses of B's and R's.
Baron

Baron is a large black crow that sells jars and buckets. He capitalizes most words, and occasionally doubles the first letter of a word. Baron also tends to use double punctuation. He has a younger brother whose leg was cut off by an unknown criminal.

## Baron

### Blog

Blog http://jarsandbuckets100.tumblr.com

Baron currently has a partnership with a hooded crow artist named Carol. Carol types mostly in lowercase, except for names and some other nouns. She tends to use personal pronouns much more frequently than Baron.
The Brood

An individual member of the brood

**The Brood** are a collective of naked mole rats who appear to possess one consciousness. They communicate exclusively in capital letters.

During the Breach, the Brood was largely unaffected by Zhdun's attack due to their use of Wards, protective sigils with the appearance of distorted human faces.
SAMUEL

A siamese cat that sells clay pots. He speaks in a similar way to Sands Vernacular, although pronouns ("we" happens most often) appear much more often. The twin brother of Cristobal. Samuel and his twin went on a journey to meet the Ancient Cats and prevent the Crunch. His quest ended in his death, but he had saved the lives of all the vendors.
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## Anime

The upcoming manga and web comic. A reverse harem anime that will stir all of your emotions with its cheerful comedy and extremely dark tragic pasts.

## Plot

Minori Uragiri is a young college student who lives on her own. She refuses love and relationships after a traumatic experience in her past with a now ex-boyfriend.As Minori finally breaks out of her depression, she enters a new school year in Hyanakyou Academy, a prestigious boarding university, and encounters many happenings with five other boys...
Masahara Chinatsu

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Masaharu Chinatsu 「Masahara千夏, *Chinatsu Masahara*」is a student attending Hyanakyou Academy. He is the star soccer player at Hyanakyou Academy and part of Minori Uragiri's harem.

## Appearance

Masahara has dirty blonde hair that is spiky. He has emerald green eyes, and always wears a cream-colored scarf. Outside of his school uniform, he wears lots of accessories such as watches, wristbands, statement necklaces, rings, and an occasional fedora. He wears cardigans/casual blazers, skinny jeans, brand Jordans, and a finger less glove on his left hand.

## Personality

Masahara is a total douche bag; he is a playboy, self-centered, and cocky. However, around Minori, he becomes tender, gentle, and defenseless. He is very flirty, lustful, seductive, and hot headed. Masahara is kind-hearted, thoughtful, affectionate, 'smooth.'

## History

Has lots of siblings (three besides him), best friends with his parents. He used to be a very well-reserved, polite person, until he was influenced into a gang by a friend, who got sick and tired of his kind nature. The friend convinced him that nice guys finish last and that he would never experience a girlfriend if he kept acting so nice. He moved to Japan from England. His ancestors have English descent, though he speaks fluent Japanese and English. His scarf is a gift from his grandpa, who passed away.

## Trivia

* He has Velumiphobia, or fear of umbrellas.
* He is the star of the soccer team at Hyanakyou Academy.
* He gels his hair.
* His English name is Evan.
* His birthday is August 11.
* His favorite food is pineapple.
* Masahara regularly drinks coffee; he is extremely cranky if he did not at least drink one cup per day.
* He watches Diabolik Lovers: This was proven when he cosplayed Ayato Sakamaki.
* Though he flirts with nearly every girl, he is dense when it comes to any girl actually liking him.
* Masahara has stated firmly that he has feelings for Minori Uragiri, though he says not to tell her.
Manatees

Manatee eggs

The great and serene manatee, hog of the swamp. Not many know that this large mammal is one of several unique mammals that lay eggs instead of live birthing. The large and graceful manatee, during mating season, can be seen in small tepid lagoons, hauling themselves out of the muck to dig burrows near mangrove roots. It is there that they lay their eggs. When the eggs hatch in 3 weeks, they will be nearly fully-grown manatees, in a developmental stage where they are identified as manatee larva.