Battle Of New Shaanti

### Bruh

On December 3rd 2078 A loud rumbling was heard from the mountains around the Resurrection Republic. People started getting concerned about a possible volcanic eruption from one of the city's nearby volcanos but this was quickly proven false by the massive barrage of missiles coming down from the mountains.

### The Attack Begins

The City was struck by 12 HE Missiles which blasted down many buildings and completly destroyed the Resurrection Presidential Palace (which had only just been rebuilt from the previous Resurrection Riots which had happened a year earlier) Large craters were blasted into the city which exposed underground lava tubes to the surface. These exposed tubes allowed lava to flow onto the streets of the city and eat up cars and buildings. From behind the mountain where the missiles had been launched there came a large Airship fitted with many devistating Railguns which started bombarding the city further, And to make things worse a large army of Undead Chinese warriors came out from the surrounding hills and started attacking everything they saw with an unnateral hatred of all things living. At last the ringleader of all this Chaos, The Dragon Of Yin, Decended from his mountain fortress.

### Resistance

Joseph Malo (who was going about his daily activites) just so happened to be caught in the middle of this and immidiently he called upon himself to help defend the civilians and get them out of harms way. Using magic social media he called up Ashtron Gaming and Miraak to help with the situation. They teleported to the city and started flying around and trying to look for Yin while trying to stop people from falling into the lava. It was Miraak who first spotted the Chinese Warlord and lunged at him. The who had a fight in the air and eventually Yin kicked Miraak down. this caught the attention of Malo and Ashtron who decided to team up against Yin. Ashtron knew Yin was way more powerful then last time so for the first time in a while he knew he had to be careful. Yin grabbed Malo by the head and started absorbing his knowledge, Eventualy finding out that Malo knew of a third Eye of Golb.

### Fuck

Far away in a Kekstantinople deep storage vault a multitude of scientists were toying away at the Chaotic artifact they had procured. While everyone in the world was scouring The Scar for any trace of another eye, One just so happen to be found by Kek President Almin Vahanth who discovered it, attached to the wall of one of his generals who had simply picked it up after the Battle Of Neu Germania. The eye was handed over and experimented on for the next few months. After finding out about its location Yin simply teleported into the lab, took the eye and left, much to the dismay of the government officials.

### The Battle Continues

Yin was only gone for 30 seconds and when he came back he continued beating the shit out of his rivals. He looked around and saw a hospital which he now knew had one of his disgraced enemies. He smashed his way in to see Vivec on a hospital Bed, still dying of Magic Cancer. Before he could do anything he knocked out of the way by Joseph Malo. All these powerful beings battled in the sky for an hour to the shock of the panicked citizens below. In the end Ashtron Gaming was implaled by the Spear Of GOLB (but still alive) and both Joseph Malo and Miraak were battered and brused. In a Final goodbye to Malo Yin used his chaos magic to start sinking the entire city of New Shaanti into a underground lavapit below the city before vanishing. Malo considered chasing after him but knew saving his city was more important. Ashtron was patched up and the 3 powerful beings combined their powers and stabilised the city. Miraak who was heavily injured during the battle knew that his end was near and so he decided to transfur all his lifeforce into Vivec for one final attempt to heal him. After Miraak fell to his knees lifeless, Yellow Blue Man was able to get out of his hospital bed and help put the city back together.

### Aftermath

Joseph Malo felt like a failure, How could he let his capital be attacked so easily? he thought to himself. But worst of all Yin had almost hurt Malo's Son Jojo and he could not have that. He said goodbye to his freinds and then Malo walked of into the distance, hoping that the journey ahead would make him stronger. (he was then quickly swallowed up by a bunch of demonic hands) Ashtronian reconstruction teams were called in and helped repair the city and make it less vulnerable to the same type of attack.