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* Graham Chapman
* John Cleese
* Terry Gilliam
* Eric Idle
* Terry Jones
* Michael Palin
* Douglas Gamley
* Terry Jones
* Michael Palin
* Fred Tomlinson
* 22 August 1971 (1971-08-22)
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***And Now for Something Completely Different*** is a 1971 British sketch comedy film based on the television comedy series *Monty Python's Flying Circus* featuring sketches from the first two series. The title was used as a catchphrase in the television show.

The film, released in the UK on 28 September 1971, consists of 90 minutes of sketches seen in the first two series of the television show. The sketches were remade on film without an audience, and were intended for an American audience which had not yet seen the series. The announcer (John Cleese) appears briefly between some sketches to deliver the line "and now for something completely different", in situations such as being roasted on a spit and lying on top of a desk in a small, pink bikini.

## Background

*And Now for Something Completely Different* is the Pythons' first feature film, composed of some well-known sketches from the first two series of the Flying Circus, including the "Dead Parrot" sketch, "The Lumberjack Song", "Upperclass Twits", "Hell's Grannies", the "Nudge Nudge" sketch and others. It was re-shot for cinema release with an extremely low budget, often slightly edited. Financed by *Playboy*′s UK executive Victor Lownes, it was intended to help Monty Python break into the United States. Although the cinematic release was ultimately unsuccessful at achieving an American breakthrough, it did well in the United Kingdom. The group did not consider this film a success, but it enjoys a cult following today.

## Production with Lownes

The film was the idea of entrepreneur Victor Lownes, head of Playboy UK, who convinced the group that a feature film would be the ideal way to introduce them to the US market. Lownes acted as executive producer. Production of the film did not go entirely smoothly. Lownes tried to exert considerably more control over the group than they had been used to at the BBC. In particular, he objected so strongly to one character – 'Ken Shabby' – that the sketch was removed, leaving both Terry Jones and Michael Palin to complain much later that the vast majority of the film was "nothing more than jokes behind desks."

Another argument with Lownes occurred when Terry Gilliam designed the opening credits for the film. Presenting the names of the Pythons in blocks of stone, Lownes tried to insist that his name be displayed in a similar manner. Initially, Gilliam refused but eventually he was forced to give in. Gilliam then created a different style of credit for the Pythons so that in the final version of the film, Lownes's credit is the only one that appears in that way.

## Budget

The budget of the film was considerably low for the time at only £80,000. This is self-reflexively acknowledged in the film's Killer Cars animation; the voiceover narration (done by Eric Idle) mentions "a scene of such spectacular proportions that it could never in your life be seen in a low-budget film like this. You'll notice my mouth isn't moving, either". The film was shot both on location in England and inside an abandoned dairy, rather than on a more costly soundstage. The budget was in fact so low that some effects which were performed in the television series could not be repeated in the film.

## Origins of phrase

The origin of the phrase is credited to Christopher Trace, founding presenter of the children's television programme *Blue Peter*, who used it (in all seriousness) as a link between segments.

Many of the early episodes of *Monty Python's Flying Circus* feature a sensible-looking announcer (played by John Cleese) dressed in a black suit and sitting behind a wooden desk, which in turn is in some ridiculous location such as behind the bars of a zoo cage or in mid-air being held aloft by small attached propellers. The announcer would turn to the audience and announce "and now for something completely different", launching the show's opening credits starting with the second series of the show.

The phrase was also used as a transition within the show. Often it would be added to better explain the transition, for instance, "And now for something completely different: a man with a tape recorder up his nose." In later episodes, particularly the third season, the credits-launching was reduced to a split-second stock footage of the announcer saying "And now..." in a similar fashion as was done with its predecessor, the "It's" man, which appears immediately after. Both were preceded by a naked organist, usually Terry Jones.

## Cast

Each playing Various characters

* Graham Chapman
* John Cleese – Announcer
* Terry Gilliam – Animations
* Eric Idle
* Terry Jones
* Michael Palin
* Carol Cleveland
* Connie Booth

## Sketches

1. **How Not to Be Seen**: A parody of a government film which first displays the importance of not being seen, then devolves into various things being blown up, much to the amusement of the narrator (John Cleese). The narrator eventually composes himself, says "And now for something completely different," and finds himself being blown up.
2. **Animation – Main Titles:** Animated by Terry Gilliam.
3. **Man with a Tape Recorder up his Nose**: Immediately following the main title sequence, a screen appears announcing "The End". An emcee (Terry Jones) steps onto the stage, explains that the cinema overestimated the film length and announces an interval. In the meantime, two short films are shown – one starring a man (Michael Palin) with a tape recorder up his nose (which plays *La Marseillaise*) and another starring a man with a tape recorder up his *brother's* (Graham Chapman) nose (with a brief "stereo" segment at the end of the second film, in which *both* tape recorders are played slightly out of sync).
4. **Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook**: A Hungarian gentleman (Cleese) enters a tobacconist's shop and reads from his phrasebook the declaration: "I will not buy this record, it is scratched" (believing it to be a request for cigarettes). Through similar non-sequiturs, he and the proprietor (Jones) manage to arrange the purchase of a packet of cigarettes, until the Hungarian's phrasebook-guided English devolves into sexual innuendo: "Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy-bouncy?". The incident takes a dramatic turn as the tobacconist uses the phrase book to translate the cost into Hungarian – "6 shillings, please" (Yandelavasa grldenwi stravenka) – and is rewarded with a left hook. The Hungarian gentleman is swiftly arrested for assault, but is released and the author (Palin) of the fraudulent phrasebook is arrested instead. (The Hungarian Phrasebook sketch had not yet been aired in the series, as the film was made in the middle of the second season; later on during the second season, it aired in the "Spam" episode).
5. **Animation – Hand Plants and Things:** An animation depicting cut-out hands as plants and animals.
6. **Animation – A Barber's Suicide:** A barber puts shaving cream all over his own head and cuts it clean off.
7. **Marriage Guidance Counsellor:** Arthur and Deidre Pewtey (Palin and Carol Cleveland) attend an appointment with a marriage guidance counsellor (Eric Idle), who ignores Arthur's rather tedious explanation of their situation and openly flirts with Deidre, eventually telling Arthur to leave the room so that he can make love to the man's wife. Initially depressed by this turn of events, Mr Pewtey is berated by a heavenly voice, who tells Arthur to "pull his finger out" and thus bolsters his self-confidence... but his attempt to take command of the situation fails miserably.
8. **Animation – The Man-Eating Thing in the Baby Carriage:** A man pushes a carriage, containing an unseen baby that eats several old ladies, until an intended victim is saved by the intervention of an irate viewer (the hand of Gilliam) – who reaches into the screen, turns the carriage around, and sets it to attack its owner instead. The old lady is carted away by truck, and replaced by a statue: Michelangelo's David.
9. **Animation – The Statue:** An animated arm tries to remove the fig leaf protecting the aforementioned statue's modesty, and after a brief struggle, succeeds, revealing – not the expected male genitals, but the head of an old woman who demands smut like this not be shown on screen.
10. **Nudge Nudge:** Sitting in a bar, a man (Idle) asks another man (Jones) about his wife, with a relentless stream of unsubtle sexual innuendos. It turns out that he simply wants to know, "What's it like?"
11. **Self Defence Against Fresh Fruit:** In a self-defence course, a teacher (Cleese) educates his students (Chapman, Jones, Palin, and Idle) how to defend themselves from an attacker armed with fresh fruit. This sketch begins with a nun (Gilliam, dubbed by Connie Booth) saying "Well, I think it's overrated" in response to the previous sketch.
12. **Hell's Grannies:** An uptight Colonel (Chapman) warns the film not to get silly again after the above sketch, and orders the director to cut to a new scene. Thus begins a report about disaffected urban behaviour, which includes "Hell's Grannies" (antisocial old ladies), "the Baby Snatchers" (men dressed as babies, who seize random people off the street) and vicious gangs of "Keep Left" signs, at which point the Colonel stops the sketch for becoming "too silly".
13. **Camp Square-Bashing:** An army platoon performs precision drilling (also called "square-bashing") in a highly effeminate manner, which the Colonel again finds silly ("and a bit suspect, I think") and replaces with a cartoon.
14. **Animation – The Cancerous Black Spot:** An animation depicts a prince getting a spot on his face, foolishly ignoring it and dying of cancer. The spot then goes out to seek its fortune and gets married to another spot.
15. **Kilimanjaro Expedition:** Arthur Wilson (Idle) goes to Sir George Head (Cleese) to join an expedition to Mt. Kilimanjaro, but the interview rapidly descends into chaos due to Head's unusual case of double vision and another member of the expedition (Chapman) trashing the office. (The scene ends when Head is startled to see the next scene coming, as it presumably looks to him like a young woman with *four* breasts.)
16. **Girls in Bikinis:** Sexy young women are seen posing in bikinis to the sound of lecherous male slavering, which ends abruptly when the camera pans to Cleese reclining on a desk in a pink bikini and bow tie saying the phrase, "And now for something completely different."
17. **Would You Like To Come to My Place?:** A man (Palin) tells a police inspector (Cleese) of a theft, and after an awkward silence, decides to invite said policeman to come back to his place, presumably for sex. After a moment, the policeman agrees and follows the man off.
18. **The Flasher:** A man (Jones) in a grubby raincoat appears to be flashing his naked body to women on the streets. He does the same to the camera, revealing he is fully clothed, and hanging round his neck is a sign saying "Boo!"
19. **Animation – American Defense:** A middle-aged secretary is consumed by hordes of yellow creatures resembling Chinese soldiers during the Cultural Revolution. The segment turns into a series of propagandist advertisements for American Defense, Crelm Toothpaste and Shrill Petrol. This segment abruptly ends when the advertiser for Shrill Petrol (voiced by Palin) is shot off-screen while overstating the effectiveness of his product.
20. **Animation – You'll Never Take Me Alive, Copper!:** The murderer of the Shrill Petrol advertiser hides himself in a trashcan, but is subdued when the police drop a 16-ton weight upon him.
21. **Animation – Conrad Poohs and His Dancing Teeth:** The 20th Century Frog and MGM-spoofing logos introduce Conrad Poohs and his Dancing Teeth, an animated photograph of Gilliam, set to the music of Josef Wagner's "Under the Double Eagle".
22. **The Musical Mice:** Arthur Ewing (Jones) has "musical" mice, reputedly trained to squeak at specific pitches. He announces they will play "Three Blinded White Mice", but he simply starts hitting them with mallets while humming the tune himself. His audience is enraged and chases him out of the studio.
23. **Sir Edward Ross:** The audience chases Ewing through a television studio, interrupting a talk show (presented by Idle) in which an interviewer (Cleese), attempting to create a rapport, calls his subject – film director Sir Edward Ross (Chapman) – increasingly inappropriate nicknames: "Eddie", "Eddie Baby", "pussycat", "angel drawers", and "Frank"... claiming "President Nixon had a hedgehog named Frank." When he finally starts using less questionable names for his guest and convinces him to discuss his latest film, he quickly tells him to shut up.
24. **Seduced Milkmen:** A milkman (Palin) gets seduced at the door of a house by a lovely woman (Cleveland), and follows her inside, only to get locked in a room with other milkmen, "some of whom are very old."
25. **The Funniest Joke in the World:** Ernest Scribbler (Palin), who is shown writing the previous sketch and discarding it, has a sudden inspiration and writes a *lethal* joke – anyone hearing or reading it will literally "die laughing". It is acquired by the British army who translate it into German, creating a devastating weapon that wins the Second World War.
26. **Animation – The Old Woman Who Cannot Catch a Bus:** An animated man (based on a portrait of Henry VII of England, voiced by Cleese) attempts to apologise for the poor taste of the previous sketch, but is distracted by an animated woman flashing her breasts to him, and departs to chase after her. An old woman arrives on the scene and attempts to catch a bus, but it drives past. A second bus comes along, but it too drives past. A third bus is flipped over when the woman trips it with her foot.
27. **Animation – The Killer Cars:** In an overzealous attempt to curb overpopulation, cars turn vicious and begin eating people. Eventually, a giant mutant cat is created to deal with this menace. This plan works perfectly – the city is saved – until the cat starts eating buildings. A cataclysmic battle against the giant mutant cat occurs off-screen, narrated by an old man (Idle) who describes it as "a scene of such spectacular proportions that it could never in your life be seen in a low budget film like this..."
28. **Animation – Dancing Venus:** The mutant cat from the previous animation falls into a sausage grinder, with a number of other animals. The resulting "product" leads into the hair of Botticelli's Venus, who stands on her shell... until an arm comes out of the water and twists her nipple like a radio knob. Upbeat music plays, and Venus dances wildly until her exertions cause the shell to tip over, leading to (by way of Venus falling into a fish tank)...
29. **The Dead Parrot:** Perhaps Monty Python's most famous sketch, Eric Praline (Cleese) attempts to get a refund for his deceased parrot, but the shopkeeper (Palin) refuses to acknowledge the parrot's passing on. In a twist ending that differs from the television version, the shopkeeper reveals that he never wanted to be a pet shop owner, he always wanted to be... "A LUMBERJACK!"
30. **The Lumberjack Song:** The shop owner (Palin) sings about his desire to be a lumberjack, and his desire to be female, the latter revelation surprising and dismaying his best girl (Booth) and the background singers (nine Canadian Mounties – five of whom are Chapman, Cleese, Idle, Jones and Gilliam), who storm off and pelt him with rotten fruit. As the owner leaves in dismay, he passes by a group of old ladies roasting Cleese on a spit, who again proclaims, "And now for something completely different."
31. **The Dirty Fork:** The employees of a restaurant (Jones, Palin, Idle, and Cleese) react with ever-increasing melodrama to a dirty fork given to a dining couple (Cleveland and Chapman), resulting in the horrible death of the head waiter (Idle) as well as a malicious attack by the chef (Cleese). After a brief mêlée, a punchline is then shown, in which Chapman turns to the camera and says "Lucky that I didn't tell them about the dirty knife!"
32. **Animation – Musical Interlude:** A picture of Rodin's The Kiss appears, with the addition of several small holes along the woman's leg. The woman straightens her leg out, and the man plays her like an ocarina.
33. **Animation – How To Build Certain Interesting Things:** Garbage is dropped on a stage and banged repeatedly with a hammer. It takes on the shape of a wheeled arm holding a gun, which rolls into the next scene.
34. **Bank Robber:** A bank robber (Cleese) mistakes a lingerie shop for a bank, and attempts to rob it. After the shop owner (Idle) stymies his hopes of stealing large quantities of money, the robber is somewhat put out by his error, and makes do with a pair of panties.
35. **The River:** Cleese walks through a river to reach his desk and state (for the last time in the film), "And now for something completely different."
36. **People Falling Out of High Buildings:** An office worker (Idle) sees people falling past the window, but his co-worker (Cleese) is uninterested, until they realise there is a board meeting occurring up stairs and wager whether Parkinson will be next. A man played by Chapman then writes a letter of complaint, but just as he writes "I have worked in tall buildings all my life, and have never once--", an unknown force propels him screaming out of a tall building.
37. **Animation – The Bug:** A bug with humanlike features goes to sleep and wakes up as an (effeminate male) butterfly.
38. **Animation – The Three People:** Three people walk in snow singing the title of the next sketch, in choral harmony (sung by Jones, Palin, and Idle).
39. **Vocational Guidance Counsellor:** Herbert Anchovy (Palin) no longer wants to be a chartered accountant, and harbours dreams of being... "A LION TAMER!" The counsellor (Cleese) suggests that Anchovy should instead work his way up to lion taming, via banking, an idea which Herbert initially rejects, until he is informed that the animal he thinks is a lion, is in fact an anteater, and that mere stock footage of a lion scares the life out of him. He desperately cries out that he just wants to see his name in lights, and his wish is granted by a magic fairy (Idle in drag with a moustache).
40. **Blackmail:** Herbert is initially mystified by his sudden role of hosting the television show "Blackmail", in which he threatens various citizens with revealing sensitive information about them (especially dealing with their sex lives) unless they pay him increasingly large sums of money. He gets into the idea very quickly, performing his new, albeit questionable, duty with enthusiasm and panache.
41. **The Battle of Pearl Harbor:** The silly-hating Colonel appears again, and introduces a group of women (the Pythons in drag) – led by one Rita Fairbanks (Idle) – who re-enact the attack on Pearl Harbor (or rather, beat each other with their handbags while rolling in mud).
42. **Romantic Interlude:** Brian and Elsbeth (Jones and Cleveland) begin making love, and several suggestive images are shown (an industrial chimney collapse shown in reverse, a train entering a tunnel, a torpedo being fired, etc.), but the images are actually only films being played by Brian, on a projector propped on the bed. Elsbeth testily asks whether he is actually going to do something or just show films all night. Brian replies with "Just one more, dear", and proceeds to show the next and final sketch.
43. **Upper Class Twit of the Year:** Five mentally deficient members of the landed gentry go through a challenging obstacle course, with such events as: walking along a straight line; jumping over a wall made of two rows of matchboxes; and slamming a car door loudly. The winner will be the first competitor to shoot himself in the head. (In the process, one twit is so inept that while attempting to back up a car, he somehow manages to run himself over.)
44. **Animation – End Titles:** The end credits, rendered in Terry Gilliam's typically absurd style.

## Reaction

### British audiences

The film did not offer anything extra for British fans, except the opportunity to see the sketches in colour at a time when many viewers still had black and white sets, and indeed many were disappointed that the film seemed to belie its title. Despite this, the film proved sufficiently popular to make a profit on domestic box office takings alone.

### American audiences

Reviews for American audiences were mixed (principally because British humour was unfamiliar to American viewers at that time) but mostly positive. When it was released on 22 August 1972, the film had little success at the box office and did not do well until a late 1974 re-release, which was around the time PBS started showing the original television episodes. It currently has a 90% rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

## DVD releases

The film originally was on DVD in Region 1 from Sony Pictures Home Entertainment; in 2005, it was repacked in a new collector's pack called *And Now For Something Completely Hilarious!* which also features the films *Monty Python and the Holy Grail* and *The Adventures of Baron Munchausen*.

## References

1. ↑ "*And Now for Something Completely Different* (A)". *British Board of Film Classification*. 24 February 1971. Retrieved 24 September 2016.
2. ↑ Ezard, John (8 October 2005). "Now something different – which was made earlier". *The Guardian*. London. Retrieved 23 April 2010.

## External links

* *And Now for Something Completely Different* on IMDb
* *And Now for Something Completely Different* at Rotten Tomatoes

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