Yang xiao long vs pohatu

yang xiao long vs pohatu

description: Rwby vs Bionicle, two very strong hot headed members of color themed teams.

introduction:

goku: rage, it makes some combatants more powerful.

goku: such as yang xiao long, the huntress that wants to explore the world.

tahu: and my friend pohatu of the g1 bionicle.

goku: alright tahu lets find out who wins this episode of fatal fiction.

yang xiao long:

goku: the world of remnant has been with evil know as grimm, with two k's i know weird right, well anyway the world of remnant has people know as huntress willing to protect their world from evil.

tahu: such as yang xiao long.

goku: yang was put on a team with four other members of team rwby.

tahu: lead by yang's little sister ruby. the team includes ruby rose the leader, weiss schnee the ice queen, blake belladonna the emo one, and finally yang xiao long the angry one.

goku: so basically the teenage mutant ninja turtles.

tahu: yup pretty much, well anyway just like her teammates yang posses a semblance, a power specific to each person, yang's semblance is that she absorbs kinetic energy with everyblow.

goku: similar to Jonathan joestar right?.

tahu: yup pretty much

tahu: back on track, when yang absorbs enough kinetic energy, her eyes glow red and her hair spikes up and glows.

goku: wow, she's basically a ripoff of me.

tahu: kinda but a lot weaker.

goku: anyway, yang also has a pair of gauntlets called ember celica, there basically like the infinity gauntlet but ya know weaker and used for personal hand to hand combat.

tahu: yeah like the time she used them to punch junior high up in the air at the bar.

goku: or the time she punched to ground at the bar, causing a bunch of thugs to be launched into the air.

tahu: or the time when she when she punched the grimm called ursa through a bunch of trees.

goku: enough about her gauntlets, she also has a metal arm which she can launch out of the socket.

tahu: gross, goku why did you have to bring that up.

goku: what?!, it could be useful if someone grabs your arm and just launch out of the socket, it could send them flying.

tahu: i doubt she would need to use that, but okay.

goku: yang does have a lot of faults, rwby character have aura, if they take enough strikes their aura could get destroyed, leaving them vulnerable to attacks.

tahu: yang also has anger issues, she can get angry really easily and end up letting her anger cloud her judgement.

goku: but besides all that, yang is one tough lady that you do not want to mess with.

Pohatu:

tahu: aw bionicle the best series ever created.

goku: your just saying that because your from bionicle.

tahu: i bet if we did a episode with a dragon ball character you'd say dragon ball is the best series.

goku: dragon ball is easier to understand.

tahu: back on topic, the island of mata nui, home to many matoran, rahksi, and tons of other beasts, was under in grave danger, makuta had cast his brother mata nui into a deep slumber.

goku: the village elders prophesied about 6 brave heroes that come from meteors and land on the island.

tahu: yeah, and one of those heroes was know as pohatu the toa of stone.

goku: why are there two toa of earth.

tahu: what do you mean?.

goku: you know the toa of stone and the toa of earth, why couldn't pohatu be the toa of lightning.

tahu: good question, don't know why there are two toa of earth themed elements.

goku: back on topic, pohatu and his fellow toa awoke on the island and fulfilled their destiny, the end.

tahu: woah, woah, woah, wait, thats not how the story went at all.

goku: yeah this story is way to long and way to hard to understand.

tahu: yeah well the reader needs to know about the toa's journey.

goku: no they don't, we'd be here all night and all day if you explained ever piece of bionicle lore.

tahu: yeah i guess, but if you want to know more about the toa's journey i suggest playing the bionicle online games or reading the novels.

goku: alright now are whole discussion about bionicle lore is done, lets go over some of pohatu's feats.

tahu: alright keep in mind that bionicle takes place in a lot of different formats, so we'll be using the comic, book and the first movie feats.

goku: does pohatu play soccer?

tahu: no!?, why that's such a random question.

goku: because he kicked a rock through solid ice.

tahu: kicking is not the only thing he's good at, he can create a rockslide.

goku: a what?, is that like a play ground slide make of rocks or something.

tahu: nope, it's a giant pile of rocks.

goku: oh that makes more sense actually.

tahu: he's also super fast, he can create cyclones just be running with the mask of speed.

goku: he can also create a giant wall made of rocks.

tahu: he also survived a seven foot fall and was fine.

goku: i wonder if i could do that.

tahu: lasers hurt you goku.

goku: yeah well lasers probably hurt pohatu as well.

tahu: not with the mask of speed.

goku: what does the mask of speed do?

tahu: glad you asked, the mask of speed helps pohatu to phase through walls.

goku: lasers can cut walls in half you know.

tahu: anyway the golden kanohi kakama grants pohatu, underwater breathing, levitation, x-ray vision and a ton of other different abilities.

goku: wow, thats a lot of different abilities.

tahu: now that we've gone over pohatu's abilities now lets get to the fight.

goku: i love fights.

Fight:

why did tahu say we have to come out here and fight?, lewa complained as he and pohatu trekked across the scorching desert, tahu told us to come out here to profect are elemental powers, pohatu replied, it makes sense for you to come out the desert, but why me?, said lewa shot back, pohatu said nothing and just continued to trek across the scorching desert. why did mom wait to see me all the way out here?, yang thought as he rode across the desert, hey pohatu, remember how tahu said for you to profect your rock kicking skills, well you see her over there, take you best shot, said lewa. that wouldn't be very noble, for a toa to hit a innocent girl, come on pohatu, me she won't even notice, yeah notice being hit by a giant rock, i think she'll notice alright, said pohatu as he sat down to meditate. then if you won't practice your rock kicking, how about you challenge her to a fight, maybe prefect your combat skills, lewa suggested. alright i'll challenge her to a fight, said pohatu as he got up and kicked a rock at yang's bike. what the, yang said as she looked up to see a rock flying towards her!, raven has to behind this, yang thought as she jumped off bumblebee and punched the rock in half.

Woah she's a lot stronger then we thought, said lewa, great look likes we mad her mad, good idea to kick a rock at her lewa, said pohatu, okay which one of you threw that!, said yang enraged. it was him, said lewa as he pointed a finger at pohatu. hey!, lewa it was your idea, said pohatu. now i know which one of you to thank for that, said yang as he punched pohatu in the chest