'Verse - αΕβ - Businesses and Establishments

This page lists various businesses and establishments found in 'Verse - Blackwood universe.

## Drinking Establishments:

### *Alcoholic Bars:*

		- About: Liquid Vice is an front for one of the cells part of the Unknown Ghosts Army (UGA), an paramilitary and international hacking group based out of Ukraine.
		- Owner: Mikhail "Mikey" Bogadhov
	+ Dirty Sammy's
		- About: Dirty Sammy's is an local bar that once served Old Redport Steel Foundry workers.
		- Owner: Samantha Ivers (Named after her father, Samuel "Sammy" Ivers.)
* Pubs:
	+ Back Alley Pub
	+ Crowing Cock Pub
	+ Dripping Bush Pub, The
	+ Frisky Donkey Pub, The
		- About: A Scottish pub.
		- Owner: Archie H. Lithgow
	+ Glasgow Yobbo Pub, The
	+ Intercourse Pub
	+ Loose Camel, The
### *Entertainment Bars:*

	+ TeenieKini
	+ Golden Stool, The
		- About: A Chinese-theme Karaoke bar in Chinatown's neighborhood (Chinhae Square).
		- Owner: Min Chan
	+ Bacchus Nightclub
	+ Club XXY
	+ Le Chat Noir (Translation: The Black Cat)
	+ Pink Clam Nightclub
	+ Rainbow Parrot Club
### *Non-Alcoholic Drinking Establishments:*

* Coffeehouses:
	+ F\*\*\*offee
	+ Java Beanz
	+ Jittering Beans
	+ Kickstart Coffee
	+ Mental Coffee
	+ Tarsier Express
		- About:
		- Mascot: A wide-eyed Tarsier named "Jitterbug".
		- Owner:
		- Inspired by/Parody of: Panda Express
* Cafes
	+ Descartes Cafe
	+ Duk Muff Cafe
		- About: A cafe known for its Duck-themed products.
		- Owner: Sook-Ja "Ducky" Duk
	+ Fermi's Paradise Cafe
		- About:
		- Owner: Malloreigh "Mallory" Yoxall
	+ Fresh Start Cafe
	+ Korova Cafe
		- About: Korova Cafe is an front for the Russian Mafia in Eastport City.
		- Owner: Viktor "Victor" Solovyov
	+ Lick-her Cafe
		- About: Australian-owned establishment.
		- Owner: Vincent Reid
	+ Rinehardt's Cafe
		- About:
		- Owner: G.H. Rinehardt
		- Inspired by/Parody of: Baumgart's Cafe
* Maid Cafes:
	+ Bonyu's Cafe
	+ Perky Maid Cafe
	+ Jasmine Wyrm
		- About: Chinese-American owned tea-house in Eastport City's Chinhae Square.
		- Owner: Ai Shujiao "Asha" Laghari (Ashaiden Lassard)
	+ Wonderland in a Cup:
		- About: Alice in Wonderland themed tea-hosue.
		- Owner:
		- Inspired by/Parody of: Alice's Tea Cup (NYC)
* Temperance Bars:

### *Patronage Bars:*

	+ Jackalope bar, The
		- About: The Jackalope Bar is often used as a front for the Pantoja Crime syndicate.
		- Owner: Bernardo Pantoja
	+ Lucky Jailbait Bar, The
		- About:
		- Owner: Joseph (Josef) Graz
	+ Monkey and Guns Bar
		- About:
		- Owner: Daniel "Danny" Upton
	+ Rattlesnake Bar
		- About: A white-nationalist biker bar and a front for Rattlesnake MC.
		- Owner: Quentin Keyes
* College Bars:
	+ Eastport Uni Bar
	+ Aces of Spades
		- About:
		- Ethnicity: African American
		- Owner: Lawson
	+ Benghazi Bar
		- About: A Libyan Bar and front for Libyan Mafia
		- Ethnicity: Libyan
		- Owner: Ahmed Aboud
	+ Krasnaya Krov' (Красная кровь)
		- About: A bar catering to Russian-American patrons and a front for the Russian Mafia.
## ***Eating Establishments:***

### *Bar and Food Establishments:*

* Bar and Grill:
	+ Cargo Bar & Restaurant
		- Inspired by: Calico Bar & Restaurant
	+ Hornito Bar and Restaurant
* Taverns:
	+ Badeaux Tavern
	+ Corbeau Noir (Translation: Black Raven) Tavern
	+ Horse and Maiden Tavern
	+ Mister Chapeau's Tavern
		- About: A tavern focusing on French-national consumers.
	+ Old Eastport Tavern
	+ Salty Privateer, The
		- About: A tavern located in the Port Ana district.

### *Breakfast:*

* Breakfast Tsar
	+ About: A Breakfast Restaurant that cooks what they want, not what you want to order.
* Flapjack Panache
* Renny's
	+ Inspired by: Denny's

### *Buffet:*

* Big Bad Buffet
	+ Inspired by: Big Bad Breakfast (by naming)
* Fu King Buffet
	+ About: Chinese-oriented Buffet
* Fu Mi Seafood and Sushi Buffet
	+ About: Japanese-oriented Buffet
* Get Stuffed!
	+ About: Modern American buffet restaurant.
* Tǎoyàn de Shǒuzhǐ
	+ About: This buffet place is a front for the Chinese Mafia in Eastport City.
	+ Location: Chinatown District, Eastport City, MD.
	+ Translation: shǒuzhǐ finger ... tǎoyàn nuisance

### *Delivery-only Food Establishments:*

* Buff Boys Delivery
	+ About:
* Knockers
	+ About:

### *Ethnic Restaurants:*

#### African:

* Bhutanese Overseas
* Cunto La'aan Dere (Translation: No Food Here)
	+ About: Ugandan Mafia front.

#### Chinese:

* Ah Wang Chop Suey Palace
	+ About:
	+ Owner: Ah Wang
	+ Inspired by: Bo Ling Chop Suey Palace (A Christmas Story)
* Da Wong's
* Eggroll Capitalist
* Golden Showers
* Hung Far Low
* McWang's Rong Phuc
	+ About: Chinese/Vietnamese
	+ Owner:
* Pu Pu Hot Pot
* Wok Kok's
* Young Wang's Garden
* Yu Kee's

#### German:

* Bavarian Specials
* Das Fettes Mädchen (Translation: The Fat Maid)
* Der Apfelstrudel (Translation: The Apple Strudel)
* Der Speisewagen (Translation: The Dining Car)
* Deutsche Haus (Translation: German House)
* Die Futterkrippe (Translation: The Manger)
* Kaffee und Kuchen (Translation: Coffee and Cake)
* Gasiges Deutsch (Translation: Gassy German)
* Tischlein deck Dich (Translation: Set the Table)
* Zu Tisch! (Translation: To Table!)
* Zum Anbeißen (Translation: Scrumptious)

#### Indian:

* Butt Sweet Makaan
#### Italian:

* ¡Ay, Bianca!
	+ Owner: Bianca
* Cucina Crapitto's Italiana
	+ Owner: Cucina Crapitto
* Italian Bros. Ristorante
* Jack's Ristorante
	+ About:
	+ Owner: Jack
	+ Inspired by: Jack's Bistro (Three's Company)
* Pastagina's
* Ristorante Vargina

#### Japanese:

* Izakaya Kumamoto
	+ About:
	+ Owner: Hiroji Akimoto
* Nipponese
* Sinful Sushi

#### Mexican:

* Casa Pequeña
	+ Inspired by: Casa Bonita
* Casa de la Abuela
	+ About: A restaurant with one chef, the owner's Abuela.
	+ Owner:
	+ Inspired by: Casa de Reyes
* Chico's
* Internet and Tacos
	+ About: Free Wi-Fi access with purchases of Tacos
	+ Owner:
* Juan in a Barrel
	+ About:
	+ Owner: Juan
* No Walls Haven
	+ About: Open-air Mexican restaurant
	+ Owner:
* Taco Putas

#### Thai:

* McWong's Cabbages and Condoms
	+ Owner:

### *Fast Food Chains:*

#### Burger Joints:

* A&M
	+ Owner:
	+ Inspired by: A&W's Fast-food Chains
* Border Burgers
* Burger Bich's
	+ Owner:
	+ Inspired by: Burger King Franchise
* Cardiac Burgers
* Cool Burger
	+ Inspired by/Parody of: Good Burger (All That/Good Burger)
* Double Chin Burgers
* Fat F\*\*k's Burgers
* Greasy Sack
* Handheld Strokes
* Mouthstuffers
* Seedy Buns
* Satanic Burgers
	+ About: Hottest and Spiciest burgers
	+ Owner:

#### Hang-out Spots:

* Node, The
	+ About: A nerdy hangout spot.
	+ Owner:

#### Hot-dog Joints:

* BJ's Weiners
	+ Owner:
* Der Hund (German Hot Dog)
* Fatty D's
* Weenie Hole
	+ Owner:

#### Sandwich Fast Food Chains:

* A&K Lick-a-Chick
		- Eastport Mall
	+ Inspired by: Chick'a'fila
* Coochie Rolls
* Gyro Heaven
	+ About: Mediterranean Sandwich cuisine
	+ Owner:

### *Family Restaurants:*

* Aesop's Tables
* Arrigo's
	+ Parody of: Contigo's
* Au Jus Channel
	+ Parody of: Buttermilk Channel
* Boucharde's Restaurant
	+ Parody of: Berardi's Restaurant
* Dates & Anchovies
* Fragrant Bonfire
	+ Parody of: Campfire (California)
* Herman's
	+ About:
	+ Owner: Herman
	+ Parody of: Carmine's
* Homely Hearth, The
* Immigration Grill, The
	+ About: A restaurant filled with immigration workers (Legal and Illegal).
	+ Owner:
	+ Parody of: Border Grill
* Kokanee's
	+ Parody of: Chinook's
* Miss Sadie's Southern Food
	+ About: Southern food fare
	+ Owner: Miss Sadie
* Mosby's Kitchen
	+ About:
	+ Owner: J.I. Mosby
	+ Parody of: Crosby's Kitchen
* Sturgeon-Park
	+ Parody of: Durgin-Park (Chicago)
* Succotash Grill
	+ Parody of: Hominy Grill

### *Period-themed Restaurants:*

#### Retro:

* Dolly's Shake-n-More
	+ About: '70s themed
* Eighty's
	+ About: '80s Retro Restaurant

### *Pizza:*

* Little Flavio's Pizza
* Mallard's Pizza Company
	+ Parody of: Ballard Pizza Company (Seattle)
* Stoner's Pie Heaven

### *Seafood:*

* Cackling Crab
	+ Parody of: Barking Crab (Boston)
* Crabby Dick's
* Dirty Dick's Crab Shack
	+ Parody of: Krusty Krab (Spongebob)
* Frying Nemo

### *Specialty Restaurants:*

#### Barbeques, Open-pit Grilling:

* Jack Goff's Pit
	+ About:
	+ Owner: Jack Goff

#### Doughnuts:

* Hot-N-Sticky Doughnuts
* Seraphic Doughnuts

#### Kosher:

* Dreidel's
#### Healthy Food:

* Fairy Kales
* Phuc Bich's Tofu

#### Meats (Chicken):

* A&K Lick-a-Chick
	+ Parody of: Chick'a'fila

#### Noodles:

* Comfort Noodlez
* Happy Crack Noodles

#### Novelty:

* Big 'Uns:
* There's no Spork
	+ About: A restaurant without any spork.
	+ Owner:

### *Take-out Restaurants:*

* Fook Hing's Take-out
* Soon Fatt's Take-out

## Lodging (Hospitality)

### *Motel Chains:*

* Alibi Motels
* Kuntz Motels
	+ About:
	+ Owner: Precious Kuntz

### *Mental Institutions:*

* Eastport City Asylum for the Criminally Insane

### *Retirement Homes:*

* Aged Out Retirement Home
* Feeney's Knoll Retirement Home
* Home for the Partially Awake
* Knotty Pines Retirement Home

## Recreation and Entertainment Venues:

### *Cinemas and Movie Theaters:*

#### Cinemas:

* Beyond the Sea Cinema
	+ About: Cinema showing foreign films
	+ Owner:
* Neon City Cinema
* Overseas Cinema
	+ About: Cinema showing foreign films
	+ Owner:

#### Theater:

* Nightfall Theater
* North Star Theater

### *Entertainment Venues (Adult):*

	+ Pussykat Playground
		- Subsidiary of: Pussykat Services, Inc.
		- Owner: Kylee McKallister
* Strip-clubs:

### *Gambling and Casinos:*

#### Casinos:

* Fortuna 9 Casino
	+ Location: Kennedy Hills, Eastport City, MD

### *Sporting Venues:*

#### Bowling:

* Back Street Ballin'
* Eastport City Bowling Alley

#### Boxing:

* Gally's Gym
	+ About:
	+ Owner: "Gally"

#### Pool and Billiard Halls:

* Mallard's Billards and Pub
* Warped Cue, The

## Retail:

### *Animals:*

* Bledlow's Pussies & Catnips
* Pettway's Pets

### *Apparel:*

#### Discount Apparel:

* Cray Uganda
* Gringo Crossing
	+ Parody of: Dingo Junction (Simpsons)
	+ Parody of: Sloppy Seconds (Saints Row Franchise) and Religious discount clothing store
	+ Parody of: American Outfitters
* Snagged Rags
#### Footwear:

* Discount Footwear
* High-end Footwear
* Sports Footwear
	+ Triumph Shoes
		- Parody of: Nike and Aced Shoe (Simpsons)

#### High-end Apparel:

* .Apparel
* ALTRags
* American Sweethearts
	+ Parody of: American Princess (Simpsons)
* Don Apparel
* Eabarcrombaigh & Grosbeck
	+ About:
	+ Owner(s): A.S. Eabarcrombaigh and U.P. Grosbeck
	+ Parody of: Abercrombie and Finch
* Fashionology
* Ghana Republik
	+ Parody of: the Banana Republic and Banana Dictatorship (Simpsons)
	+ Owner: Mack
	+ Parody of: Saks FIfth Avenue and Cossacks Fifth Avenue (Simpsons)
* Patriotic Apparel
	+ About:
* Saccharine Ghoul
	+ Inspired by: Pink Fuel (Second-life)
* Urban Protocol

#### Specialty Apparel:

	+ Planet Cosplay
		- Inspired by/Parody of: Planet Saints/Let's Pretend (Saints Row IV)
	+ Brass & Laces
* Women's Wear
	+ Womenswear

### *Audio-Visual and Video Games Retail:*

#### Video Rentals:

* Backroom Videos
	+ Type: Adult (Underground Amateur Videotapes and CDs)
	+ Owner:
* BoxOffice Videos
	+ Type: Movie/TV Retail and Rental
	+ Owner:
	+ Inspired by/Parody of: Blockbuster Videos
* Hardener Videos
	+ Type: Adult
	+ Owner:
* Red Light Videos
	+ Type: Adult
	+ Owner:
* We Got Snuff Videos
	+ About:
	+ Type: Adult
	+ Slogan:
		- "We Got Snuff!"
		- "Got Snuff?"
	+ Owner:

### *Books, Comics, Literature & Magazines:*

* Book Nook
* Carnes & Knoble
	+ About:
	+ Owner: Carnes and Knoble
* Groovy Aire Comics & Toys
	+ Owner:
	+ Inspired by/Parody of: Coolsville Comic & Toys (Simpsons)
* Novel Loft
	+ Inspired by/Parody of: Book Cellar (Simpsons)

### *Computers and Software:*

* Elektronika
	+ About: A upscale computer, software and accessories store.
	+ Owner:
* Live Circuits
	+ Inspired by/Parody of: Circuit City

### *Department Stores:*

* Covetington
* Emporium
### *Discount Stores:*

* Pennypinchers
	+ About:
	+ Mascot: Pennypincher the Clown (Parody of Pennywise)
	+ Owner:

### *Drug Dispensaries/Pharmacies*

* Dispensaries
	+ Vanja's Ganja Shack
		- About:
		- Owner: "Vanja"
* Pharmacies

### *Food Retail and Services:*

* Bakery:
	+ Biscuit Bazaar
	+ Bread, Butter & Beyond
	+ Cookie Depot
	+ Michigan Cinnamon Rolls
		- Inspired by/Parody of: Red Hot Chili Peppers' song: "Especially in MIchigan"
	+ Purebreads
	+ Chewy Balls
	+ Chocolate Log Haus
	+ Diabetic Gourmet's
	+ Ganja Edibles
	+ Glazed Tots
	+ Lollipop Warehouse
		- Owner:
		- Inspired by/Parody of: Candy Corn Warehouse (Simpsons)
	+ Millie's Sweets
	+ Sugar Weiners
	+ Sugary Ahegao
	+ Watermelon Sugar
* Delicatessens (Deli Meats):
	+ Ghetto Spread and Meats
	+ Papa Götz Meat Deli
			* "My Meat can't be beaten!" (the '60s)
			* "Papa Götz, biggest meat around!" (the '40s)
* Specialty Foods:
	+ Fruitcake Factory
		- Specialty: Fruitcakes
		- Owner:
	+ Jerkier Jerky
		- Specialty: Meat-based Jerky
		- Owner:
	+ Jerky Alley
		- Specialty: Meat-based Jerky
		- Owner:

### *Fuel/Convenience Stores:*

* 18's
	+ About: Fuel and Travel Convenience chain that provides services to rig truckers.
	+ Owner:
* Gassy Jack's
	+ Owner: Kasey
	+ Inspired by/Parody of: Casey's
* Mart & Go
	+ About:
	+ Owner: Marty McSky

### *Grocery Stores:*

* Agrestic Wholesaler
	+ About:
* Grösser Grocery
	+ About: A Grocery specializing imports from Germany.
	+ Owner: Albrecht Grösser

### *Hardware Supply:*

* Allen's Hardware
	+ Owner: Tom Allen
	+ Inspired by/Parody of: Tim Allen/Home Improvement
* Knobs and Knockers
	+ About: A hardware store specializing in knobs and knockers.
	+ Slogan:
		- "We have all the knockers!"
		- "Not enough Knobs!"
	+ Owner:

### *Home-Consumer Retail:*

* Electronics:
	+ Idiot Boxes
		- Products: Television Sets, Satellite Dishes and receivers, VCR, Blu-rays, etc.
	+ Couch Potato Haven
		- Products: Television Sets, Satellite Dishes and receivers, VCR, Blu-rays, etc.
* Kitchen:
	+ Sellfridge's
		- Products: Freezers, Refrigerators, and Cold-storage Units.
		- Owner:

### *Home Improvement:*

* Hooks, Hooks and Additional Hooks!
	+ Inspired by/Parody of: Books, Books and Additional Books! (Simpsons)

### *Jewelry:*

* Charm Cottage
	+ Owner:
	+ Inspired by/Parody of: Amulet Hamlet (Simpsons)
* Fay's Jewelries
	+ Slogan:
		- "Fay's... Shiny and Gay Jewelries!" (from early '20s to the '30s)
	+ Inspired by/Parody of: Kay's Jewelry
### *Liquor Retail:*

* Dick's Liquor
* Liquid Assets

### *Outdoor and Sportsmen:*

* Camping and Outdoor Equipment Retail:
	+ Survivalist's Haven
* Fishing Equipment Retail:
	+ Catfish Pond Hook and Bait Shop
	+ Hooky Nook
		- Owner:

### *Photography and Video Equipment:*

* Shutter Attic
	+ Owner:

### *Specialty Retail:*

* Adult Boutiques:
	+ Flogging Dolly's
		- About:
		- Type: BDSM
		- Owner:
		- Inspired by/Parody of: Flogging Molly (Band)
	+ Floggin' Koks
		- About:
		- Type: Gay-oriented BDSM
	+ Frisky Business Boutique
		- About:
		- Type: Lingerie and Tame Adult Toys
	+ Hung Duk's Wanko
		- About:
		- Type: Adult and Novelty Toys
		- Owner: Duk
	+ Lovejoy's Boutique
		- About:
		- Type: Adult Toys, Lingerie and Adult Wear
		- Owner: Isabella Lovejoy
	+ S\*Xway
		- Type: Adult Toys and Lingerie
	+ Safe\*word
		- Type: BDSM
	+ Shameless
		- About:
		- Type: Adult Apparel and Toys
		- Inspired by/Parody of: Antiques (Simpsons)
	+ Out of Time Antiques
		- Inspired by/Parody of: "Outtatime" and Back to the Future Trilogy
	+ Poppycock's
		- Owner:
		- Inspired by/Parody of: Cockamammie's (Simpsons)
* Balloons
	+ Floaters Paradise
	+ Spotted Dick's
		- Owner: Richard "Dick"
* Codes, Crypto, etc.:
	+ Cypher Attic
		- Owner:
		- Inspired by/Parody of: Crypto Barn (Simpsons)
* Action Figures, Dolls and Stuffed Animals:
	+ Teeny Dolls
	+ Caulmark Cards
		- Owner: Franny Caul
		- Inspired by/Parody of: Hallmark Cards
	+ Imprint Cards and Gifts
	+ Que Passe (What's Happening)
	+ Adobe Flagons
		- Specialty: Flowerpots, Jars and Vases
		- Owner:
		- Inspired by/Parody of: Clay Jar (Simpsons)
* Knives:
	+ Razored Edges Knives
		- Specialty: Combat Knives, Construction Knives, Kitchen Knives, Survival Knives, and Tool Knives
		- Inspired by/Parody of: Alternative Knifestyles (Simpsons)
	+ Knaven Knives
	+ Killjoy's Party Supplies
		- Owner:
		- Inspired by/Parody of: Downer's Party Supplies (Simpsons)
* Wigs and Public Wigs:
	+ Perkins' Merkins
		- Owner: P. Perkins
		- Inspired by/Parody of: David's Merkins (Simpsons)
* Tableware:
	+ China Complex, The
		- Owner:
		- Inspired by/Parody of: China Syndrome, The
* Trees and Foliage:
	+ All Trees Cheap!
		- Owner:
		- Inspired by/Parody of: All Trees 75$ (Simpsons)
* Yarns:
	+ Yarns 4 Queens
		- Owner:

### *Superstores/Hypermarkets:*

* Argent's
	+ Inspired by/Parody of: Target
* KoreaMART
	+ Inspired by/Parody of: Walmart
* YouMART
	+ Inspired by/Parody of: Walmart

### *Toy Retail:*

* Cubiko Store
	+ Owner: Cubiko Industries
	+ Inspired by/Parody of: Lego and Blocko Store (Simpsons)

## Broadcasting Industry:

### *Television Broadcasting:*

* Adult Programming:
	+ Eros Network
	+ American News Network (ANN)
		- Owner:
		- Inspired by/Parody of: CNN
	+ Eastport City News Network (ECNN)
		- Owner:
		- Inspired by/Parody of: CNN/Local
	+ American Broadcast System (ABS)
		- Owner:
		- Inspired by/Parody of: CBS
* Television Stations:
	+ ECTV
		- Owner:
		- Inspired by/Parody of: WWTV/etc.

## Services Industry:

### *Air Conditioning Services and Repair:*

* Birch's HVAC Services
	+ Owner: Rick Birch
* Stiff Nipples

### *Animal Care Services:*

	+ Doggy Stylez
	+ Dog in a Bathtub
	+ Pussy Stylez
* Small Pet Care Services:
	+ Pussies and Bitches

### *Automotive Care Services:*

* Car Wash:
* Automotive Repair and Mechanical Services:

### *Banking Services:*

* Eastport City Bank (ECB)
* First Bank of Eastport City (FBEC)
* First Bank of Maryland (FBM)
* Maryland Municipal Bank (MMB)
* North Star Bank (NSB)

### *Chimney Cleaning and Repair Services:*

* Snooty Dick's Chimney Services
	+ Owner: Richard Snoot

### *Cleaning Services:*

* Commercial
* Government
* Residential
* General:
	+ Dirty Habits Cleaning Services

### *Escort Services:*

* Alternative Wifestyles
	+ Services: Mail order brides and Wife Swapping Services
	+ Owner:
	+ Inspired by/Parody of: "Alternative Lifestyles" / Alternative Knifestyles (Simpsons)
* Cajole Hearts
	+ Services: Escort (Latina)
	+ Owner:
* Only Thots Services
	+ Services: Escort
	+ Owner:
* Phuc Mi Bich Services (Commonly known as PMB Services)
	+ Services: Massage and Spa Services
	+ Owner:
* Teeny Seoul
	+ Services: Escort Services specializing in escorts from Seoul, Korea.
	+ Owner:

### *Esoteric Services:*

* Empath & Beyond Psychic Services
	+ About:
	+ Services: Psychic and Fortunetelling
	+ Owner:
* VuDoo Chylde
		- "Hate your neighbor's children? Call us!"
	+ Owner:
* VooDoo Mama's
### *Financial Services:*

	+ Armchair Traders
* Taxes Firms:
	+ Addicock's Taxes
		- Owner: Owen J. Addicock

### *Flooring Installation and Repair Services*

* Dick's Hardwood Flooring Services
* EZ-Lay Carpeting Services
	+ Owner: Nicholas "Nicky Q. Lickfelt

### *Health & Beauty Services*

* Chiropractor Services:
	+ Yu Kee's
		- About:
		- Owner: Yu Kee
* Massage Services:
	+ Phuc Mi Bich's Massage Parlor
* Mental Institutions:
	+ Eastport City Asylum for the Criminally Insane (ECACI)
		- Gally's Gym
			* About: A boxing gym owned by former MMA champion.
			* Owner: Will "Gally" Galloway
	+ Gym:
		- Pumped Hard Bodies Gym
			* Jiu-Jitsu
				+ Martial Art Form: Jiu-Jitsu
			* Bigwen Wing Chun (Spoken as Bǐng wén yǒng chūn (炳文咏春))
				+ Martial Art Form: Wing Chun
			* Yaglom HOuse of Krav Maga
				+ Martial Art Form: Krav Maga
			* Dojo Akifumi
			* Kun-woo Taekwondo
				+ Martial Art Form: Taekwondo
				+ Owner: Kun-woo
		- Thai Martial Arts:
			* Muay Thai
				+ Martial Art Form: Muay Thai
	+ Plastic Surgery:
		- Altered Anatomies
		- Organs as Designed
			* About:
			* Type: Sex-reassignment Plastic Surgery
		- Plastic Society
		- Gaylord Therapist Services
	+ Urologist Services:
		- Office of I.P. de Haard, The
			* Owner: Dr. Isaac P. de Haard

### *Law Enforcement Services:*

	+ Autumn Valley Police Department (AVPD)
	+ Carbon Hills Police Department (CHPD)
	+ Eastport City Police Department (ECPD)
	+ Eastport County Sheriff's Department
	+ North Star Police Department (NSPD)
	+ Steele Bay Police Department (SBPD)

### *Legal Services:*

* Corporate Legal Services:
	+ Technically Legal Loopholes
	+ Dewy, Cheatham & Howe
	+ Ditcher, Quick & Hyde
	+ Reade, Aasp & Crye
### *Personal Care Services:*

* Barber Services:
	+ Cornrows Barber Shop
	+ WASPs Barber Shop
* Facial Care Services:
	+ So-Young Facials (Korean)
* Foot Care Services:
	+ ToeBang's
	+ Hand Job
	+ Fairy Nails
	+ Pimp Nails
* Spa Salons:
	+ Servix Spa Salons (SSS)

### *Photocopying and Faxes:*

* Copy Burg, The
	+ Owner:
	+ Inspired by/Parody of: The Copy Jalopy (Simpsons)

### *Plumbing Services:*

* Abraham & Sons Plumbing
* Dick's Pumping

### *Private Investigator Services:*

* Private Molester
	+ About: A private investigator that offers various types of revenge against your exes.
	+ Owner:

### *Recycling Services:*

	+ Dick's Private Parts
### *Tattooing Services:*

* Branded Inkz
* Inks of Mayhem Tattoos
* In-sik Inks (Korean Tattoo Parlor)
* Mark of Anarchy Tattoo Parlor

## Social Clubs:

### *Vampire-oriented Social Clubs:*

* Cupa de Sânge (Translation: Blood Cup)
	+ About: Vampire-oriented social club and bar