Garbage Day Showdown!

**Garbage Day Showdown!** is the seventh solo audio drama that was released alongside Belphegor's character song Dreamscape on February 25th, 2021.

## Dialogue

### English Translation

**Asmodeus:** Ugh, there’s so much garbage in the kitchen. This is so unpretty. Belphie! Today’s your turn to take out the garbage, isn’t it? Take it out, will you?

**Belphegor:** Who me? Couldn’t be. It was Beel’s turn.

**Beelzebub:** Who me? Couldn’t be. It was Asmo’s turn.

**Asmodeus:** Who me?! Couldn’t be! There's no way!

**Belphegor:** Hmm, okay. I know how to settle this.

**Beelzebub:** Let's do it.

**Asmodeus:** Who will take out the garbage today...?

**All:** Garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors!

**Beelzebub/Belphegor:** Paper!

**Asmodeus:** Scissors!

**Asmodeus:** Yay! I won!

**Belphegor:** \*sigh\*

**Beelzebub:** Hmph...

**Asmodeus:** Okay, you two, time for another round!

**Belphegor:** Ahh, I’m too tired. I don’t wanna do it!

**Beelzebub:** And I’m still in the middle of my mountain goat cheese pizza...!

**Asmodeus:** Okay, good luck with deciding who takes out the garbage!

**Belphegor:** Here I go.

**Beelzebub:** Yup.

**Both:** Garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors!

**Beelzebub/Belphegor:** Scissors!

**Asmodeus:** Ah, one more round, huh?

**Beelzebub:** Dammit!

**Belphegor:** One more time.

**Beelzebub/Belphegor:** Garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors! Rock!

**Asmodeus:** One more round!

**Belphegor:** You’re quite good at this.

**Beelzebub:** You’re not bad yourself.

**Beelzebub/Belphegor:** Garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors! Paper!

**Asmodeus:** Another round...?

**Beelzebub/Belphegor:** Garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors! Scissors!

**Asmodeus:** Wow...

**Beelzebub/Belphegor:** Garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors! Rock!

**Asmodeus:** Is this what I think it is...?

**Beelzebub/Belphegor:** Garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors! Rock!

**Asmodeus:** Is this like a twin telepathy thing? Is that why you’re picking the same thing?

**Beelzebub/Belphegor:** Garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors! Rock!

*Two hours later...*

**Beelzebub/Belphegor:** Garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors... Rock...

**Asmodeus:** Is this ever going to end?! I’m gonna go crazy so I’m leaving!

*The next day...*

**Beelzebub/Belphegor:** Garbage... ...garbage... ...rock, paper, scissors... Rock...

**Asmodeus:** You’re still going?!

**Beelzebub/Belphegor:** Garbage...

**Asmodeus:** Are you okay? H-Hey, I'm getting worried. H-Hey...?

*One week later...*

**Beelzebub/Belphegor:** Garbage. Garbage. Rock. Paper. Scissors. Rock.

**Beelzebub/Belphegor:** Garbage. Garbage. Rock. Paper. Scissors. Rock.

**Asmodeus:** It’s like you’ve lost all emotions. You've become a garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors machine!

**Beelzebub/Belphegor:** Garbage. Garbage. Rock. Paper. Scissors. Rock.

*One month later...*

**Beelzebub/Belphegor:** Garbage, garbage♪ rock ♪ paper ♪ scissors ♪! Rock! ♪ Garbage, garbage♪ rock ♪ paper ♪ scissors ♪!

**Asmodeus:** What?! You’re doing it to a tune now?! What kind of weird zone are you two in?!

**Beelzebub/Belphegor:** ...rock ♪ paper ♪ scissors ♪! The synchronized rock, rock, rock game! ♪ Rock! ♪ The synchronized rock, rock, rock game! ♪ Rock! ♪

**Asmodeus:** Now what?! It’s a game where you only choose rock?

**Beelzebub/Belphegor:** Rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ game!

**Asmodeus:** Now it’s a song about rocks?! All you’re saying is “rock”! I can’t handle this. I’m going crazy. I’ll take out the garbage! And you two with it!

**Beelzebub/Belphegor:** Rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪...