LucaIsRllyShort

LucaIsRllyShort is a player on Earth But It's Ran By Idiots Wiki, and the current Monarch of Britain and all of its colonies, which he founded alongside the Great Leprechaun AspectOfTheOnion, he ascended to the throne on November 14, 2022. LucaIsRllyShort founded the Triple Alliance between the international "Superpowers" Britain, Germany, and the Imperial Japan. He's known for his immense wealth and freedom he brings to his people throughout The British Empire. He fought against and executed TechnosHotElbow during World War 1 on the Western Front. He also has good international relations often inviting other world leaders to play poker and crazy 8s at the Bradshaw Casino located in Las Vegas, British North America. He led the nation as the worlds leading exporter of resources with large farms.

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LucaIsRllyShort is the owner and founder of Earth But It's Ran By Idiots

His alter ego is Charles, the Scottish man at the airport

## Personality

LucaIsRllyShort, is usually generous unless you commit crimes in Britain or make an attempt to annoy him. He's known for being all about peace, as he founded the United Nations and quickly resolved several conflicts that could have resulted in loss of life. He really likes money, and will make it anyway he can, even if it means scamming his friends. He's also a great inventor creating things such as Bee farms and the Slave Trade.

He is also known for his immense dedication to his nation, creating the worlds largest city, London, and developing many of his colonies worldwide. He also is a man of fun, he created a Casino in Las Vegas so his friends could have fun, and also so he can get their money.

Despite his appreciation for money, he is willing to make good deals and good prices for things Britain would sell.

## History

### Early Survival

LucaIsRllyShort, was the founder of the realm and was the first player, and was surviving on the Island of Great Britain alongside AspectOfTheOnion, and he made a stone hut marking the creation of London. He continued to develop London creating farms. AspectOfTheOnion also created the second house from a tutorial that was soon burned by the Japanese Emperor, TheHolyTacoo. He also started international relations quite early forming the Triple Alliance, and doing trades with Germany.

### Creation of Britain

With some developments made to the city of London, he alongside AspectOfTheOnion created the speech Podium which led to the deforestation of England. LucaIsRllyShort then prepared a speech which was then given by AspectOfTheOnion called "British Thingy" which officially declared Britain as a legitimate nation, alongside the nations of Germany, and Japan. He then started making London a major city in the world.

### The Triple Alliance

The Triple Alliance was formed at the conception of the three nations and and is too this day, the most powerful alliance in world history.

### The Canadian Conflict and Territory Gain

Following the creation of the nations and the formation of the Triple Alliance, there was an incident in which God\_Of\_Potatoz the dictator of the rogue state of Canada suffocated Japans emperor, TheHolyTacoo. Following this the Triple Alliance declared war on Canada, however LucaIsRllyShort quickly deescalated by God\_Of\_Potatoz agreeing to sign the document which makes Canada a colony of Britain and gains its first overseas territory. God\_Of\_Potatoz would then prove to be a helpful and kind member of the British Empire, and helped start the Slave Trade.

### Development of Britain and money making

LucaIsRllyShort and AspectOfTheOnion expanded the city of London creating large walls to protect London and making the largest farms in the world making London the world's capital of agriculture. London quickly became the worlds largest city. With is newly gained slaves he made a ton of money off of them. AspectOfTheOnion also created the worlds first XP Farm in Normandy. There was also the construction of Big Ben, the large clock tower in London created by entrepreneur and businessman Maldy14.

### Era of Quiet

This was a 3-4 month period in which no nation would conduct anything significant, all of them entered an era of isolation which would last for some time. This era would end with the conception of the Nation of Australia.

### Post-Era of Quiet and establishment of the United Nations

LucaIsRllyShort decided to establish the United Nations in a way of keeping peace Internationally and constructed the United Nations Headquarters in the neutral territory of Antarctica. There was a meeting discussing territory and Britain had it's largest expansion of territory spanning across 5 out of the 6 continents. LucaIsRllyShort also started construction on the largest building in the world, Buckingham Palace. LucaIsRllyShort made a deal with Japanese Emperor TheHolyTacoo for the Indian Subcontinent for 9 stacks of emeralds which he took the deal and TheHolyTacoo promised neutrality in the upcoming conflict with Zandril in Eastern Africa.

### The East Coast Conflict

Britain officially declared war on Australia in a week long conflict for the East Coast of Africa, which neither side wanted to fight in anymore but was forced upon by TechnosHotElbow and TheHolyTacoo, resulting in the victory of Australia being able to defend the territory.

### More Development

LucaIsRllyShort finished construction on Buckingham Palace and the Greenland High Security Prison, and started to develop cities overseas such as Cairo, St. Johns, British Congo, and Merìda. In this time entrepreneur and businessman Maldy14 was sentenced to death for his treatment of women and human trafficking. London also became the first city to use completely green energy.

### Sweden

During the development of Britain, Sweden emerged from northeastern Europe, and received major donations from Britain, which it was able to do due to the nations immense wealth.

### World War 1 and the Western Front

Japanese Emperor TheHolyTacoo sent a message to LucaIsRllyShort alerting him of the crimes Germany and Russia have committed, following this, Germany attempted to invade Britain in Operation Sea Lion, with the Blitzkrieg war strategy. However, the Luftwaffe was unable to overcome the Royal Airforce. Britain then pushed into France with the storming of the beaches of Normandy on D-Day. When Britain pushed into Switzerland AspectOfTheOnion was lost after falling down the Alps. Saddened by the lost of his friend, LucaIsRllyShort went "Sicko Mode" and went straight to Berlin and executed TechnosHotElbow ending the war on the western front and taking over the continent of Europe and territory in Africa, this was seen as a "Big W' among Brits. Following the conquering of Europe, LucaIsRllyShort discovered the crimes TechnosHotElbow committed in Greece and Spain, and to the people of Israel.

### Jaeger Alliance vs Britain

One day, TheHolyTacoo and Zandril declared war on Britain, unprovoked. However, LucaIsRllyShort quickly changed their minds saying the war was pointless and they undeclared war, with Britain essentially winning the war with diplomatic ability.

> *"I won't stop until we resolve this peacefully"* - LucaIsRllyShort with his undying loyalty to his nation trying to convince TheHolyTacoo to stop being a goof
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### Las Vegas

Following the end of World War 1, LucaIsRllyShort constructed a casino in Las Vegas to help everyone recover from the trauma of the war, and so he can make a lot of money.

### The Slave Trade

LucaIsRllyShort made the Slave Trade international when he struck a deal with TheHolyTacoo to bring slaves to Tokyo.

### Coronation

LucaIsRllyShort had his long-awaited coronation on November 11th 2022 in London, England.

> *"I'm all about peace and equality"* - LucaIsRllyShort on his coronation as King of England and the British Empire.
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### Iceland

The nation of Iceland emerged and promised good relations with Britain, but when TheHolyTacoo showed LucaIsRllyShort showed a message from HBS11, the Icelandic Dictator, offering to both declare war on Britain. TheHolyTacoo did not accept this offer as he was in prison for the bombing of Kaer Morhen. LucaIsRllyShort then flew to Iceland and dismantled the nation in about 5 minutes, executing HBS11.

### Cairo and the Pyramids

LucaIsRllyShort started construction of the Pyramids while on vacation following the many violent events that had happened in the world previously, and wanted to take a break from it all.

### British involvement in the aftermath of the Kaer Morhen bombing

Shortly before it's bombing TheHolyTacoo was invisible in London, which was quickly discovered by LucaIsRllyShort, they then engaged in an air battle similar to that of Top Gun. After the bombing of Kaer Morhen in Australia, LucaIsRllyShort and Zandril imprisoned TheHolyTacoo, reduced his territory and took his spot on the U.N. security council. However, he eventually escaped and lived in Slovakia, Europe which was then found by LucaIsRllyShort and Zandril, in a mistake by Zandril, TheHolyTacoo was able to obtain his armour. After failed attempts of fooling the Japanese emperor, LucaIsRllyShort promised to give back territory and spot on the security council, in return TheHolyTacoo must remain peaceful.

### Era of Peace

The world is currently in an era of relative peace with no major conflicts, and LucaIsRllyShort bought back the Indian Subcontinent.

### Imperial Development

LucaIsRllyShort along with the rest of the British Empire develop their land across the British Empire

### Cities of the Empire

LucaIsRllyShort begins development on the other cities of the British Empire, such as Havenstad, Citta Della Pizza, La Manivela, and El Perro

## Abilities

### Peace keeping

LucaIsRllyShort is famous for his ability to stop wars from actually happening with having Canada join the British Empire to prevent it's total destruction. Along with convincing TheHolyTacoo and Zandril to concede with their declaration of war, along with his quick dismantling of Iceland as a nation.

### Crazy 8s intellect

LucaIsRllyShort has consistent winnings in Bradshaw Casino located in Las Vegas with being able to outplay his opponents.

### Money making

LucaIsRllyShort is extremely wealthy and has always makes deals that greatly benefits himself, along with having the largest amount of slaves in the world to make him even more money.

## Relationships

### AspectOfTheOnion

AspectOfTheOnion was LucaIsRllyShort's best friend as they assembled the worlds largest nation together. They did everything together up until AspectOfTheOnion's death in Switzerland on the westernfront in World War 1. Rest in Peace, AspectOfTheOnion

### God\_Of\_Potatoz

Although starting off with war, they quickly became good friends after Canada became a colony of the British Empire, they created green energy and the Slave Trade together, and in recent history has remained LucaIsRllyShort's closest friend.

### TheHolyTacoo

Despite conflicts in the past, LucaIsRllyShort and TheHolyTacoo are friends again and make deals with each other often on international matters, as they started the world, and are the 2 longest lasting members of the realm thus far.

### Maldy14

Maldy14 and LucaIsRllyShort have never really been fans of each other as Maldy14 has committed tax evasion, abuse of women and human trafficking, which angered LucaIsRllyShort and sent him to his death by firing squad.

### TechnosHotElbow

There was always tensions between Britain and Germany, with a long economic and militaristic rivarly, with LucaIsRllyShort and TechnosHotElbow keeping a general respect for each other but never really were friends. When TechnosHotElbow killed AspectOfTheOnion, LucaIsRllyShort held no respect for him and executed him via decapitation.

### Zandril

Despite the many donations LucaIsRllyShort has made to Zandril and Australia, Zandril has still stolen from Britain on many occasions, but have still remained relatively peaceful with each other, with LucaIsRllyShort assisting him with the arrest of TheHolyTacoo. Zandril has also complained to LucaIsRllyShort about why he thinks he's better than everyone else.

### Zimnaz

Zimnaz and LucaIsRllyShort have kept their friendship and have never had any sort of falling out, LucaIsRllyShort encourages Zimnaz to lead Sweden into the big leagues.

### HBS11

HBS11 was the leader of the rogue state of Iceland who initially was on good terms with LucaIsRllyShort, However, once he threatened Britain, LucaIsRllyShort put a swift end to his reign and life.