A Loptyrian Mage

*"Posting daily Thracia Loptyrian Mage memes until the next FE game is announced, Salem is added to heroes or I run out of ideas." - A\_Loptyrian\_Mage, 71 times*

## A Loptyrian Mage

Lopt actually hasn't played Undertale😎😎😎😎

### Alias

Lopt
Lop
Salem Stan
Fucking Brit

### Power Level

Umm what rank is Salem on Mekkah's tier list?

## Faction

### Occupation

A Leading Commander of SPE Daily Posts War (Former)
Unfunny Poster (Present)

## Personal

### Relatives

Salem (Daddy 1)
Aroni (Daddy 2)
Paulean (Daddy 3)
DonDon Polentone (Daddy 4)
Hyujm (Uncle)
Blasty (DQIX Rival)
Samael Helel (Lover maybe?)
Sea Salt Boy (Is alt of)

### Class

Loptyrian Mage

**A\_Loptyrian\_Mage** (Lopt) is an ex-SPE user, who was one of the leading commanders who fought in the great daily post war of Summer 2020. Upon seeing people joining the army for the wrong reasons, he decided to retire and transistion to MemesEmblem instead.

## Backstory

### Childhood

Lopt was born in the harsh streets of Britain, many years before the holy war. When he was young, he would often be found drinking teaand complaining about the weather. When he was merely six years old, his home town was invaded by the riots of the Marianne stans. This would be Lopt's first introduction to the violence and evils of the world.

In the invasion, Lopt would lose his parents to a Marriane stan who had a Breizh accent. This would drive his hatred towards the French, swearing to avenge the ones who raised him to this point. Although he was now an orphan, this wouldn't last long. His uncle, Hyujm, was in town visiting the family. Trained in dark magic, he fended off the people attacking Lopt. Hyujm would proceed to take his nephew in, raising him as one of his own.

Being well versed in the arts of dark magic, Hyujm would serve to be an important mentor in Lopt's life. Most of what Lopt learnt was from his uncle, except one thing - how to avenge his fallen parents. At the age of sixteen, Lopt would say goodbye to his uncle and thanked him for his childhood.

Hyujm was always a peaceful figure, repeatedly telling Lopt to only harbour thoughts of peace and friendship. Despite being successful for the most part, Lopt's hatred for the French never seemed to disappear. With revenge in his mind, he headed towards Breizh.

He very quickly came to the realisation that he wouldn't be able to take on a single country alone, so he enlisted into the army. He swiftly rose the ranks, due to his affinity in the art of dark magic. Within just four years, he rose to the rank of a commander for one of the military squads. A war was approaching with the Marriane stans that had plagued his past, brutally murdering his parents. Lopt was prepared.

### The Rise of Three Houses Posting

The number of Three houses posts was growing everyday, sometimes leading to up to a week for a non three houses post to appear on SPE. Marriane stans would be a part of this threat, with posts glorifying her as being holier than life. Having had enough of this, he would start thinking of a way to take action. He carefully planned out an attack strategy. This would lead to the biggest arc Lopt would have, putting him on the map for ME's eventual recruitment.

## The Great Daily Post War of SPE Summer 2020

Lopt was one of the first and leading commanders within this war. He would ruthlessly post daily Loptyr Cult related posts on a daily basis, in order to try and bring more love to the older games. During the arc, he would make some enemies with people who deemed themselves allies.

The first enemy would be a man who would post Male Byleth posts. Three Houses was already the most popular type of posts at the time. so bringing more attention to Three Houses went against everything Lopt fought for.

The second enemy was a man who would just glorify Sain. This man had no punchline to his posts, outside of "Sain is a flirt" or "Sain is amazing". Lopt would counterattack this user by using his own format against him, showcasing Sain getting killed by Pent.

During this war, Lopt would also befriend a man called Stephano. Little did Lopt know during the war, but Stephano would turn out to be a deity within the MemesEmblem lore. Stephano would proceed to post daily Finn memes for about 10 days. Despite it being a short run time, Stephano's posts were high quality and had the heart and soul that Lopt wished for upon joining the war.

After the stress of the war became too much for him, Lopt stepped down from the war. Aroni granted him an SPE flair in respect for his resilience and fortitude within the war. But this reward didn't mean that Lopt would become innocent.

During the war, Lopt became a war criminal. Below is a list of all of his known crimes, as of November 2020:

* Made a Jojo Reference in class on multiple occasions.
* Posted censored hand-drawn NSFW content instead of a daily post, due to a comment getting over 200 downvotes.
* Made a few sex funny posts.
* Made multiple low effort posts which Orion-The-Fox allowed past the censors.
* Annoyed many people who have never played a Jugdral game.
* Promiscuous with the core theme of his posts, expanding to the Lopt Cult in general by the end of his reign.

## Joining ME

During the war, he was recruited by a ME scout in the SPE sub. However, he was still a war criminal.

As punishment for his multiple crimes. he was forced to participate in FE3tober, back in October of 2020.

Lopt would become reunited with uncle here, staying with him from that point onwards.

## Europe vs America War

Starting in December 2020, the European users of ME went to war against the American users. Being one of the few European units in the community, Lopt fought alongside Samael Helel and to his dismay, Speweh. Lesser teammates of his would consist of Orion-the-Fox, Baguette and Nels.

The main force of the American army would be Sea Salt Boy. In a prior arc, Lopt was revealed to be an alt of Sea Salt Boy, so he was essentially fighting himself. Other notable leaders he was up against would consist of Hyujm, Gator and Kiphub21.

In the end, Lopt came to a conclusion - America sux.

Finishing this arc, Lopt actually grew closer to Speweh, despite their nationalities conflicting with one another.

## ME Revolution

Convinced by Sea Salt Boy to help in his takeover of MemesEmblem, Lopt helped by leaving the server in protest. An hour or two afterwards, he rejoined the server after a successful takeover as Flouxni gave the server ownership to WindyPanda1, who passed the ownership onto Orion.

Some unfortunate incidents following within the aftermath of the revolution led to Lopt snapping and have an overwhelming feeling of dread. This led to him going down a dark, depressive and lonely path, eventually resulting in him deciding to leave the community he had enjoyed the company of up until that incident. His final post ended with him deleting his account, where he stated he will "simply just be blowin' in the wind."

## The Revival?

A user appeared on the 6th of March, bearing a striking resemblance to Lopt. Sources cannot confirm or deny that they have any connection to Lopt or what their intention is.

## Personality and Ideals

### Personality

Being too embarrassed to comment on his own personality, others have made comments about him instead:

* "Br\*tish and funny" ~ Sea Salt Boy
* "Good taste" ~ Don Polentone\*
* "Lmao wtf is he asking, fucking British accents man" ~ UnbalancedBlasty

*\*It is unknown whether the comment was about Lopt or not*

### Ideals

Lopt lived by a two main ideals when it came to posting. These are:

* Effort being more important than funniness, an idealogy he would come to stand by over time.
* Posts on newer entries (especially three houses) are too oversaturated, making posts on older titles would be the way he would post.

## Stats

Base Stats
 5
Thunder - D
Wind - D
Dark - C
Staff - C
Sleep

Growth Rates + Promotion
 **Promotion:** | Dark Mage  | **Weapon Level**
**upon Promotion:**

Supports
 Speweh - 10% European Bonus
*(Support is unlocked upon reaching and completing the EU vs USA arc)*

## Unit Overview

### Lopt

As a unit, Lopt comes rather underlevelled despite his war filled history. Regardless, Lopt's usefulness comes in having C rank staves at his time of recruitment. Alongside gaining a level upon promotion, he becomes a great staff bot early on. The downside is his con isn't high enough to reliably double with the Jormungand, so his combat potential isn't the best, unless you invest an anima tome onto him. Another flaw is his low movement. However, he joins one staff rank before the infamous rewarp staff. And upon gaining a staff rank upon promotion, he should be fairly easy to get A rank staves. Despite access to these staves, he won't be able to make any actions after rewarping, until the following turn.

Overall, Lopt has his uses, though don't rely on him too much in combat, unless you're willing to invest the Ced scroll onto him, which may help patch up his low magic and somewhat decent speed growths, which get weighed down drastically by his heavy Jormungund tome.

## Quotes

"EGGS!!!!" ~ Lopt among others, upon seeing eggs a dozen times.

*"Posting daily Thracia Loptyrian Mage memes until the next FE game is announced, Salem is added to heroes or I run out of ideas."* ~ Lopt, 71 times.

"*DO YOU NOT SPEND YOUR NIGHTS TALKING ABOUT THE ETHICS OF DRINKING WOMAN'S MILK?*" ~ Lopt, in response to someone questioning the discussion of the ethics of drinking breast millk.

## Trivia

* Contrary to popular belief, Lopt's favourite fire emblem character isn't actually Salem.

* Lopt is actually underaged in the Japanese version 😳😳😳
* Despite claiming he doesn't want to be here, Lopt may actually care for everyone in the community. However, this can't be confirmed since the English translation used is very unpolished.
* In the original Portuguese dub, Lopt's powers was bestowed upon him by the Queen of England. This mistake would be later fixed in the HD remaster, where it was corrected to his power's being recieved from a different British powerhouse, Richard Ridings, who is known for voicing both Daddy Pig (Peppa Pig/Fire Emblem) and Miqol (Xenoblade Chronicles/ Xenoblade Chronicles, Definitive Edition)
* The second anime opening for MemesEmblem actually foreshadowed Lopt's arrival. At 1:13, you can see the SPE daily post war in the background, behind Orion-The-Fox fighting against Flouxni with Rule 6. At the forefront of the daily poster side, you can actually see Lopt fighting alongside the likes of Stephano, who actually shows up earlier on in the opening. Lopt does appear in the second anime ending for MemesEmblem however, though he's in the background speaking with IHateNames2.
* In the third season of the live-action remake, the minecraft enchanting table dub of the show mistakenly makes Flouxni have full conversations with Lopt. This is obviously unfaithful to the source material, as a running "gag" is that Flouxni has no idea what Lopt says throughout the entire series.
* The 4Kids adaptation of the anime show, based on the live action adaptation of the light novel made Lopt swear more than usual, which is a bit strange since premise of the company is to make shows more kid-friendly.
* Lopt has only appeared in two of the web-comic strips, which is based on the events within the manga. His first appearance was in strip 203, where Lopt is seen arguing with Speweh about France and Britain. His last appearance was in strip 265, where he was a background character in the "Echoes or da Genshin for today?" flashback.
* Lopt didn't appear in 57 straight chapters of the manga, as his last appearance was him setting off to find TheJammed, who went missing earlier in that same arc.
	+ He returned briefly in chapter 349, just to get killed off in chapter 355.
* In the 18+ Visual Novel, Lopt is only sexable by going down the lawful route, then proceeding to enter the Konami code twice within five seconds when doing the Dance Dance Revolution minigame to any British song. Doing this unlocks secret dialogue with Lopt, where he you can proceed down his route for the sex.
	+ Since the Visual Novel comes with no British songs at base and can only be obtained through DLC, this route is actually unaccessible in the base game, essentially making him a DLC pathway.
		- The code used to identify whether a song is British or not, isn't actually a yes/no variable. In reality, the devs made a complex piece of software which identifies whether or not a song is British by itself, by either hearing the vocals or matching the instrumental to the songs it already knows.
			* This makes it possible to modify the game files to add your own custom music in and still unlock the Lopt route.
				+ A bug with this system allows you to add the Arabic MemesEmblem Anime opening for season 3 and still unlock Lopt's route. This is clearly a bug, since the entire cast of the band is situated in a dungeon somewhere in Singapore.
* When translated into German, then French, then Arabic and finally into Korean, Lopt's name translates perfectly into "Hitler". Despite it being a very specific chain of translations, it didn't stop North Korea from going through that process. So therefore, Lopt is called Hitler in the North Korean dub.
* In the 1632 release of the RPG remake of the original virtual boy tennis game of MemesEmblem, Lopt's class isn't actually that of a Loptyrian Mage. This is ironic as his name is that of his class. Lopt's class in this game is a maid.
	+ Since this game was developed by the Romanian company *Sugma*, the development team got confused whilst translating and thought that Lopt was a femboy. This situation led to him being a maid.
		- In an interview with project director Stefan Theeznuhts back in April of 1635, he made the statement which translates to "lmao Lopt is a guy? Damn this is awkward. You see, both Phillip McCrack and I have busted so many nuts to her- I mean him, in our time whilst developing the game. Don't get me wrong though, I'm not gay. My wife and kids wouldn't like that, but I'm a virgin and I wouldn't take it from a guy. Regardless, to find out he's a guy is like totally gay, you get me?"
			* After being questioned further on the matter, he gave another response in July of 1693 "What did you say? Why a maid? Man, that game was made over 60 years ago I can't remember shit. But yeah, we wanted to see our little femboy in a maid outfit because it would be totally hot and stuff. Uhh excuse my erection like I'm getting horny just thinking about it."
* By the end of the Great Daily Post War of SPE Summer of 2020, Lopt had a kill count of at least 10,000. The portuguese manga adaptation however only claimed that 776 were killed. This is a mistranslation, as Lopt would often refer to the game Thracia 776.
* In the original airing of episode 32 of season 3 of the Spanish dub of the anime, there was a power issue with the broadcaster's station. Spanish fans (only Spanish, if you were born somewhere else, you wouldn't be affected) watching the series at the time would be met with a still frame of Lopt as he speaks with Zero Two. This frame would hold for a few seconds, before cutting to an image of Lopt with blood pouring out of his eyes and a devilish grin on his face. This image would be commonly referred to as *HellSpain Lopt*. This reportedly only appeared for a second or two, before broadcasting continued as normal.
	+ It is currently unknown how many Spanish children were traumatised by this broadcasting issue. Due to the popularity of the show amongst the youth in Spain, it is estimated to have affected at least 10,000.
		- In the following week, the average therapist's earnings in Spain drastically spiked up by 469%. Whether or not this was a direct cause or just a coincidence is unknown, but it certainly helped influence such statistics.
	+ The broadcasting company went on record stating *"A few of our interns decided it was a good idea to hook the power generator up to their nipples mid-broadcast. Sadly, we lost all power in the station for a few seconds resulting in the disruptance of the broadcast."*
		- When questioned about *HellSpain Lopt*, the broadcasting industry stated *"We have no involvement with this incident. As we said before, we had no power for a few seconds so we couldn't have broadcasted anything anyway, let alone edit it."*
	+ A few theories about *HellSpain Lopt* have spawned over the last few years. The most common of these are:
		- A creepypasta which was given the mandela effect. Due to the broadcasting issue already creeping many children out, many Spanish children would have thought that they saw more than they actually did.
		- One or more people decided to intercept the broadcast and aire their own image for fun.
		- The janitor at the time, Jerry Attrick, was apparently being a target of hate crime by the higher ups at the company. In retaliation, he edited the episode to include the *HellSpain Lopt* image.
			* Jerry Attrick has gone on record saying that he was in no way involved in this scenario, though further investigation is being carried out.
* The year 2021 celebrated the 1st year anniversary of MemesEmblem. MemesEmblem official decided to release a popularity poll to the public, asking who everyone's favourite character in the lore is. Lopt was ranked 249th place.
	+ Given that there wasn't even 249 characters in the lore at this point, his placement is certainly very impressive.
* During the 2083 rendition of Jenna Eva's annual convention, twenty people showed up cosplaying Lopt. This is surprising, as nobody had cosplayed Lopt even once at this point, let alone 20 people under one roof.
* In the Kenyan tribal dance adaptation of the 1359 Swedish street performance, Lopt is portrayed to kill Duke Fishron, Paulean's father. Duke Fishron is still alive in the canon, even to this day, so this made no sense.
* Before his canonical death, Lopt actually died once more. In the Christmas special of the 1583 fish dub, Lopt gets eaten alive by a shark. However, because he gained all three and a half of the manakete balls, he managed to revive himself.
	+ The manakete ball plotline actually inspired hit show Dragon Ball.
	+ The manakete ball plotline also only appeared in one other adaptation. The Australianish dub of the English dub of the American sub of the anime actually carried through with this plotline too. However, Lopt never actually died in this story. Instead, Lopt used the power of the manakete balls to wish for spare change, in order to use the snack machine, because he was hungry.
		- This plotline brought up a lot of controversy. Since Lopt was hungry and bought a snack, the bar of chocolate he bought ended up buying would be a Kit Kat. Kit Kat did not like the kind of image that Lopt portrayed, that of a Brit. Therefore, they issued a lawsuit against Blind Pictures Studios, the team behind the season. They went to court, arguing they never had permission to use their brand, let alone have a British person eating their food. Blind Picture Studios argued back, saying it was free advertisement for the UK fanbase of the show.
			* Having completely forgot Lopt was British with this latest claim, especially in an AUSTRALIAN dub, Blind Pictures Studios lost the case. They were fined 50,000,000 USD for this, as well as having to recreate the scene where the branding was used.
				+ After this hefty fine, the CEO of Blind Picture Studios (Seymour O'Nothin), had to let go of all of his staff. He now runs the business independently, taking upwards of four years per episode that he is commisioned to make.
					- Rumours have it that by the year 2084, he'll be out of enough debt to start looking to hire staff again, though the leaker has gotten a few dataleaks wrong in the past and is not a credible source of information.

* Though common knowledge at this point, the great cinema fire of the year 21 AD actually occured during the premiere of the critically acclaimed 27th movie - *MemesEmblem 27: How the fuck has there been 27 movies at this point?* Lopt was showcasing his fire tome, when coincidently the projector caught fire. Luckily, our man Jesus Christ was there to put the fire out with his waterbending abilities, but it was too late for the reel and the rest of the building.
	+ The cause of the fire was theroised to be a hater of Lopt, burning the reel out of his pure hatred for him.
	+ Another theory is that Jesus himself threw his lit cigarette onto the reel, causing the fire. He then would put it out for the clout, popularity and attention for the future, when other people would end up writing his book.
		- Though the reason why he would of done it on a scene of Lopt is up to debate, some have speculated it was due to his ties to the Loptous cult. By burning the reel, it would essentially be like symbolising the burning of the devil.

* Despite the ending of Lopt's reign was sad and tragic, the beautiful ending of his character was completely overshadowed in the Vatican City dub of the pivot animation. Lopt would end up returning with the alias of *Liink*, in a similar fashion to Camoo in Shadow Dragon and Gaiden. Despite Liink's existence in every other adapatation is that of a man who simply bares a resemblance to Lopt, though are still seperate characters, the Vatican City dub would completely overlook this and call them the same character.
	+ There was a unique episode, exclusive to the Vatican City dub, where Pope Francis actually appears and performs an exorcism on Lopt. This was the lore of why Liink and Lopt ended up being the same character.
		- This also techincally makes Pope Francis a character in the memesemblem lore, although at present has only appeared within the Vatican City dub.
	+ Due to this change, the tenth iteration of the memesemblem fighting game franchise called *ECHOES OR GENSHIN 10 Last Round: Core Fighters* that came out in the year 2049 had to be changed. This was the first memesemblem game where both Lopt and Liink were both playable characters with unique movesets. Since the Vatican City dub retconned his death by turning Liink into Lopt, they had to change the dub to add two versions of essentially the same character. Therefore, Liink became Lopt's second form within the Vatican City translation. In every game or spinoff where the two were both present since, this has been the case.
		- The entire premise of Lopt having an alt is somewhat ironic, considering that Lopt is the memesemblem embodiment of devil worshipping. So by him being the only character with an alt in a lot of circumstances, Lopt techinically gets more attention than any other member of the cast in the Vatican City dubs.
		- This has confused many Vatican residents over the years, even Pope Francis (Former World Champion of EOG10, who held his title for twelve years straight) has came out saying he never understood why Lopt of all people had an alt.
		- Although not dubbed as of yet, *MemesEmblem Warriors 4* has both Lopt and Liink as playable characters. The game makes the two have unique dialogue with one another, despite them never interacting in any of the various adaptations. It will be interesting to see how the Vatican City dub tackles the dialogue between the two, if the game ever gets localised.

* During the battle academy spin-offf, Lopt actually trains in the arts of daggers, despite *mage* being in his full name. However, this spin-off is unique since everyone uses weapons they don't typically use in the canon. Despite this, Lopt being British made him showcase his skills in knife combat earlier in the canon too. This is the only occurance where a character is shown to use a weapon in both the canon *and* the spin-off.
	+ The battle academy spin-off is also infamous for how hard it pushes its shipping. Interestingly, Lopt was one of three characters who weren't pushed to be shipped with anyone else.
* Being English, Lopt's enjoyment of football runs in his blood(It's called football, not soccer you damn yanks >:( ). In filler episode 294, the ME cast partake in a football match. Lopt was fielded as one of the substitutes.
	+ Lopt got subbed in at the 69th minute mark. He got both a red card and a 30 day sentence for stabbing one of the opposing players to death, a mere one minute and seven seconds after being subbed in.
		- Many fans blame MemesEmblem's loss on Lopt's red card. However, others argue that he killed the opposing team's best player, so whether he helped or sabotaged the MemesEmblem team is one of the biggest debates amongst fans.
		- This currently stands as the in-universe speedrun world record for stabbing an opposing player in a football match. He just beat the previous record by a close 5.379 seconds.
			* Many claim that the record can be lowered further, but the speedrunning community is pretty dead right now. Lopt will hold the record for a while longer.

* In the seventeenth remake of the MemesEmblem RPG, Lopt gets his own battle theme. This was planned to be implemented in the first seventeen iterations of the RPG, but the developers scrapped it during every developement cycle.
	+ To those curious, the song goes "do doodoo. do doodoo. do doodum do doodum. da. da. DA! do doo. doo do. da. da. DA! dumdum. Dumdum. DUMDUM. DUMDUM! Do. Do. dododo. dum dum. doodum doodum. dumdoo dumdoo."
		- The original version was rumoured to be five times as long as this.