The Snack Dimension

> Not to be confused with Hell.
>
>

The Snack-Dimension is an alternate universe that is home to the demon Snack-Keeper. Not very much is known about the dimension, but the Snack Keeper has revealed some information about it during *Diet Coke & Lilith's House of Snax*. According to the Snack-Keeper, "In my world, every day is *Cookie Clicker*." It's not completely clear what this entails. The air in the Snack Dimension is filled with Pixy Stix dust, which has led to it being described as a "Hell snack dimension" and "a place where children die." According to a treaty signed in 732 BC, citizens of either Hell or the Snack Dimension can travel freely between the two realms.

## Population

Much like Zabraks in Star Wars can come from either Iridonia or Dathomir, Demons in our universe can come from either Hell or the Snack Dimension. Demons can take many forms, and those forms are decided by cosmic forces rather than genetics. The ability to survive in the Snack Dimension is a rare trait, as only those with bodies tempered to the World of Snacks can survive. Roughly 90% of babies in the dimension die immediately because they cannot breathe the air, and the ones who survive become Snack-Keepers.

Snack-Keepers are commonly referred to as a species, but this is just a convenient word to describe a group of Demon forms that share similar traits, Snack-Keeper thus being the loosely defined subset of Demons that were given forms that can survive in the Snack Dimension. Those who are not able to survive die of Pixy Dust Lung, a disease that has plagued the dimension for generations and generations, keeping the Snack Dimension population in the low thousands.

In the Snack Dimension, WD-40 is an extract to add to soups. Surviving residents love to eat WD-40, motor oil, and in the winter, antifreeze. This is because they have engines instead of stomachs and sometimes need things that light on fire inside of them. Snack-Keepers also have something analogous to skin which is made of fondant. These features are likely not a part of the natural Snack-Keeper anatomy, as everyone knows that Snack-Keepers are all bone.

The Snack-Dimension has a secret senate district and a shadow senator who represents the Snack-Dimension on the United States Senate.

## Geography

The Snack Dimension used to be a vibrant, thriving world, but they were wiped out by a pandemic. This is why the air is now made of Pixy Stix dust. The Snack Dimension is home to at least one planet which has at least one moon. Only the ultra rich live in the moon in the Snack Dimension. It is in a lake on this moon that warm goo was discovered. Since discovering it, the residents of the dimension have learned to chemically synthesize the goo, and the planet now has flowing rivers of it, which run through their cities. This goo doesn't exist on Earth, and when it is taken to Earth's dimension, it tends to disintegrate. There is not dirt in the Snack Dimension, only candy on the floor.

According to the Snack-Keeper, camcorders do not work in the Snack-Dimension. It is not clear what causes this, and Snack-Keeper scientists are still trying to figure out how to fix this issue and why it happens.

## Culture

### Religious Traditions

According to the Snack Keeper, residents of the Snack Dimension do not celebrate Christmas. Instead, they all have a big orgy every December 25th. This holiday is called "Sex Goo Orgy Day." It falls on the anniversary of when they landed on the moon where they discovered the sex goo, which is very helpful during the orgy. The Snack Keeper described this as one of the perks of living in the Snack Dimension; "If you can survive the Pixy dust thing when you're born, and if you don't mind that everybody's kind of a skeleton person, you can have a lot of fun every December 25th."

Snack-Keepers have something analogous to skin that is made of fondant. Every night before going to bed, Snack-Keepers drizzle fresh fondant onto places where their "skin" has cracked or broken off. In the modern day, the fondant is usually kept in a highly advanced sous vide capable of keeping the it at a perfect temperature so that it's always ready but doesn't burn. Before their society developed this technology, Snack-Keeper villages were built around massive cauldrons of fondant over an open flame. The flame and the fondant were maintained constantly by chefs. They referred to the daily drizzle as an "holy anointing." In the increasingly secular Snack-Keeper society, the drizzle is seen more as a basic act of hygiene, though most cities still maintain a communal cauldron for orthodox Snack-Keepers, and the word "chef" still has a connotative meaning similar to "monk" or "priest." The inventor of the sous vide was, of course, killed for her blasphemy.

### Entertainment

Cloning is not only legal but highly encouraged in the Snack-Dimension, and people have a little fun with it. One form of entertainment in the Snack-Dimension is "bullman shows," which are public sex shows involving two consenting adults, who took genetic mutations that they found advantageous, exploring each others' bodies. The shows usually include a bullman (part bull, part man) and some kind of octoperson (part octopus, part person) coming out and fucking. This is appealing to people because it wouldn't naturally occur in the wild. It isn't bestiality because they both have human brains.

The Snack Dimension also has a tourism industry that relies on the sex goo. People come to the Snack-Dimension from elsewhere, from other environments where they can breathe Pixy dust. The bullman shows are one of the man things that the sex goo has given. the goo is not allowed to leave the dimension's borders, because if people could witness such things in a place that didn't have Pixy dust air, they would go there instead, and the Snack Dimension's tourism industry would die.

The Snack Dimension has an annual extreme sports event called the Chex Games, which has existed for at least three decades. Many details about the Chex games were revealed in the Snack-Keeper's "Skate Tape."

### Earth Media

Inhabitants of the Snack Dimension have wi-fi via licorice ethernet cables, so they are able to access the internet to listen to podcasts from Earth. All computers in the Snack Dimension have a special program which can pirate Patreon content directly. However, it is very difficult for them to pirate movies made by big studios. Broadcasts from Earth are dubbed for the Snack Dimension audience. In these dubs, Scooby Doo eats "Scooby Regular Items." The Snack Dimension release of the 2004 film *Sideways* was called *Upright*. Because snitching is seen as cool in the Snack Dimension, all of their most beloved action stars are what the Snack-Keeper described as "weasily little shitheads." Paul Giamatti is the dimension's equivalent of George Clooney, and he has made dozens of films that were only released in the Snack Dimension.

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 @houseofsnax on Twitter
2. ↑ @houseofsnax on Twitter
3. ↑ Episode #21
4. ↑ @houseofsnax on Twitter
5. ↑ 5.0 5.1 "Skate Tape"
6. ↑ 6.0 6.1 @houseofsnax on Twitter
7. ↑ Episode #48
8. ↑ Episode #31
9. ↑ Episode #17
10. ↑ Episode #44
11. ↑ Episode #44
12. ↑ Episode #22
13. ↑ 13.0 13.1 Episode #49
14. ↑ Episode #26
15. ↑ Episode #46
16. ↑ Citation Needed. From an early episode
17. ↑ Episode #47
18. ↑ @houseofsnax on Twitter
19. ↑ @houseofsnax on Twitter
20. ↑ @houseofsnax on Twitter