Fake constitution of Canada

The fake constitution of Canada states that Canada is a federal republic that is ultimately governed by the people but is represented by a specific group of people like most governments of the fake world. The constitution is made up of four articles. The legislature, the executive, the courts and the national rights of the people. Canada has the shortest constitution in the world at one paragraph each article. It is also unique as being unamendable meaning that the rules stated cannot be changed. The constitution however does leave a lot unsaid, the composition of the cabinet for example. The constitution was created on April 23 1967. Here are its contents.

We, the people of Canada do lawfully proclaim this eternal constitution to set out our structure of government. It shall be unamendable meaning that the structure stated will remain for eternity. This constitution shall be composed of four articles: Legislature, Executive, court and rights of the people. We are and will be forever Canadian!

Article one: Canada shall have a congress which will be unicameral in branches and be composed of 400 members no matter how big the country will get. It’s members shall be directly elected by the people and will inremovable meaning that they shall serve until death or resignation. They shall inquire to their constituents about what they feel should be done. Their constituents will have sole power over them and will suggest new legislation to them. Voting on legislation will need 200 out of the 400 members to enact legislation. The legislation shall be signed by a citizen of Canada over 18 and not holding a public office. Then it shall become law. Elections will happen every three years on any day acceptable. Congress shall be led by a president who is a member and is appointed by their constituents they represent. They shall too serve until death or resignation. It should be made clear that congress shall not have power over the other two branches. May we bless peace and good faith in this congress we have created.

Article two: Canada shall have an executive prime minister who will direct his minsters to administer the laws enacted by congress. It shall be an inremovable office meaning they too serve until death or resignation. In the event of this, a minister will become the prime minister. The prime minister is also head of the armed forces directing all military operations. He shall be directly elected by the people and they will supervise his actions. Elections will also happen every three years on the acceptable date. He shall directly appoint ministers who are citizens and have expertise in the department they are supervising. He shall not remove them from office in any circumstances. May we bless peace and good faith in this highest office we have created.

Article three: Canada shall have one Supreme Court with lower courts in each incorporated community. The Supreme Court will consist of three justices who will have ultimate control of the law and all criminal cases with the advice of the people. The three justices shall have equal status but one may serve as chairman of the Supreme Court which is limited to moderating debates and ceremonial functions. Groups of citizens shall advise the justices on cases in their community after the lower courts refer them. The justices will then decide a resolution. The resolution shall be signed by one of the citizens that suggested the case then it will be enacted. The Supreme Court will also appoint and supervise lower courts with the advice of their loyal citizens. All courts shall be loyal to their citizens. May we bless peace and good faith in this court we have created.

Article four: Citizens of Canada shall have ultimate control of the government and will supervise its activities. However it shall not remove anyone from government. Citizens of Canada will also have right to vote, right to free speech and right to participate in daily government operations without holding a public office meaning they can technically vote on legislation as a citizen legislator. This also means they can enforce the law as a Citizen minister and they can form resolutions as a citizen Justice. No one shall deny these rights as they are integral in keeping our direct democracy. May we bless and protect the rights of the citizens of Canada.

Closing statement: We the people of Canada do ratify this constitution without any objection meaning that it is eternally embedded into Canada. Executive authority has now passed from the monarch to the people of Canada. God bless Canada!

As the constitution stated no amendments have ever been made and this has just increased the level of stability in the Canadian government. On April 23 2017 the constitution celebrated its 50th anniversary with current prime minister saying that it has only increased the rights for Canadians and will continue to do so for many years to come.

## Constitution of Canada (Fake!!)

### Type

A democratic national government that is a republic with a prime minister (not liable to legislature), a Congress and Supreme Court.

### Effects

Helps set up a democratic government that is responsible to the people.

### Source

John Jerrold author of the constitution and former chief minister to the monarch and first prime minister of Canada (fake)