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PKM

"I can get off any way I want."

**Please Kill Me**, mostly referred to as **PKM**, is a teddy bear that has been magically brought to life. He loathes his existence and frequently attempts to kill himself.

Through unrevealed circumstances, PKM found himself at the North Pole next to Cherry, as Dick and Johnson were attempting to stop their nemeses from sabotaging Christmas and destroying Santa's workshop. Seizing the opportunity of hopefully dying in battle, PKM threw himself in the way of an attack by Doctor Isis. Though he was stabbed by Doctor Isis' scalpels, he remained unharmed. He then attempted to fling himself into the fire caused by the detonation of Doctor Isis' explosives, jumped into the Arctic waters, tried to impale himself on the tusks of narwhals that are summoned to temporarily hold up the ice of the North Pole, and asked Cherry to cast an Avada Kedavra spell on him; all of these suicide attempts were either stopped by Dick or had no effect on PKM's vital functions.

As he endured continuous physical pain from his failed suicide attempts, PKM quickly began exhibiting masochistic tendencies, showing what appeared to be sexual pleasure from being harmed. After the completion of their mission, Dick and Johnson invited PKM and Cherry into their home to celebrate Christmas together and as he had experienced friendship, PKM proclaimed that he had found a purpose for his existence: to bring, as he saw it, the sweet and peaceful release of death to everyone, before ending his own life.

For PKM, experiencing life and emotions are painful compared to his non-sentient existence he had before the event that brought him to life. He therefore sees death as ultimate release from this agonizing experience and as a great boon. While at first he only wished to end his own life, after building a friendly relationship with Dick and Johnson and Cherry, he made up his mind to "share" the gift of death with as many people as possible.

Nothing is known of PKM's life before his encounter with Dick and Johnson, except for the fact that he has, at some point, attended a college, and has starred in the Seth McFarland movie *Ted*.
Episode 57: Dick and Johnson vs. Memory

## Behind the Scenes

With Pep R. Ridge naming the Original Colonel as a member of his vampire brood, this conflicts with the so-named "real Colonel Sanders" who froze himself. Solutions include:

* Marisha's Colonel is yet another Colonel android who merely believes it knows the original recipe.
* Marisha's Colonel is secretly a vampire with robotic upgrades, and being frozen was a cover story.
* The vampire Colonel was someone impersonating the Original Colonel.
* Pep had a fundamental misunderstanding, and the vampire Colonel was the original military person awarded the rank.
Toothless Jerry

**Toothless Jerry** is a gator (possibly a weregator) in the South where Dick and Johnson live who was put in a suit by an anonymous person and released back into the swamp, becoming somewhat of a local legend. Despite his name, Jerry actually still possess three teeth.

When Nicole tells Dick and Johnson that she has been bitten by a man in a suit, Dick suspects it to be Jerry, despite Nicole insisting that it was a man, not a gator that attacked her. It is possible that Jerry used to be, or still is a man that is cursed with lycanthropy, the same way Nicole was, and infected her while in his human form.

Jerry also at some point went to prom with Johnson's aunt who is also a gator.
Characters

This is a list of characters portrayed by guest players and recurring, major NPCs such as supervillains.

*See also List of Minor NPCs.*

## Player Characters

* Arnold Schwarzenegger Cat
* Arthur Dent

* Bear Woodson
* Beefachu
* Blanche Bailey
* Britney Spears
* Butterscotch Ripple
* Chief
* Clarice Starling
* Colonel Sanders
* Cookie Boss
* Comic Sans
* Dick Rider
* Dick Rider (Clone)
* Donny Goldberg
* Dr. Manhoney
* Edgar Rider-Hopper
* Elton John
* Fallen from Grace
* Fin Diesel
* Flyboy Wingman
* Ford Prefect
* Fran
* Freddie Mercury
* Gary Busey
* Granny Knives
* Greena
* Hamilton McFuzzyface
* Idaho Jones
* Jick and Dohnson
* John Dickson
* Johnson Hopper
* Kenmeier
* Lana Craft
* Macho Man Randy Savage
* Marcy
* Mrs. Claus
* Nicole Villela
* Papas Fritas
* Pep R. Ridge
* Pilll Baxton
* PKM
* Rhonda Munch
* Singin' Sadie
* Splazzh
* Tallulah Mae
* Twinkie
* Velma Dinkley
* The White Witch

## Recurring Non-Player Characters/Supervillains

NPCs:

* Barack Obama
* The Chief

Supervillains:

* Alien Alan Turing
* Alien Alex Trebek
* Andy Dick
* Christofuhrer Walken
* Doctor Isis
* Paul Lynde
* Time Traveling Mark Twain
* Scam Likely
* Stick Man
Donny Goldberg

"I'm certainly not Mark Wahlberg."

### Special Abilities:

Body covering micro fibers that continuously train his muscles by vibrating at high speed

### Appearances:

Episode 34: The Sudden Audit

**Donny Goldberg** is the (barely) secret identity used by **Mark Wahlberg** during his mock investigation of Dick and Johnson's taxes in their home. He is the liaison between humans and the **Transformers** and a personal friend of **Optimus Prime**.

Under the pretense of performing an audit, Donny was sent to Dick and Johnson's home to prepare for an expected attack from their villains, as part of a greater plan to destroy the Transformers' home world of Cybertron. While supposedly representing the IRS during the audit, Donny also claimed to work for all parts of the government equally. He performed his inspection of Dick and Johnson's property with great diligence, but also showed his ruthless methods when swallowing a small spoon with the only image of Dick's father on it, and mentioning his organization of orphan pickpockets. Donny dropped his fake identity when Time Traveling Mark Twain attacked the property, and called Optimus Prime to join the battle they had been expecting. With the leader of the Autobots and Dick and Johnson, Twain, who may have been Paul Lynde the entire time, and his out-of-time copies were defeated.

Donny claims to never lie, in the sense that *he* believes everything he says to be true, and stating that everything he does and knows is a fact, though the truth might be closer to the opposite, as most things he says are contradictory and turn out to be lies. When landing harshly from a water slide in Dick and Johnson's home, he claims it to be the first time for him feeling pain. When seeing a picture of Dick's lost father, he also tells Dick that he is familiar with him, but they are interrupted before they have the chance to explore the matter further.

Donny and his three brothers Johnny, Marky, and Shawny all raised each other growing up on the streets of New York. At one point, they found and took over an orphanage and organized the orphans into a pickpocketing army. Donny used his part of the profits to co-found the Museum of Numbers.

Donny is extremely athletic, working out literally non-stop with the help of vibrating micro fibers he was gifted by Optimus Prime all over his body that exercise his muscles continuously. He exhibits a mostly positive, energetic attitude, and appears very enthusiastic about his job, but also dedicated to the point of ruthlessly threatening or intimidating others when they pose a possible obstacle.

How many and much of "Donny's" connections, characteristics, and backstory are actually true for **Wahlberg** and not part of his fake identity remains unclear.
Episode 9: Dick and Johnson Go to Hogwarts

The Chief calls Dick and Johnson, informing them that Paul Lynde, who was arrested after breaking in to the Museum of American History, has been using dark magic to send a mole to Hogwarts. Dick and Johnson are being send to the school as American exchange students to thwart Paul Lynde's plan.

On board the Hogwarts Express, Dick and Johnson, traveling as eleven year old Dickamus Finglefangle and Johnsonia Flibbertyshop, meet the house-elf Twinkie and inadvertently free her by giving her clothes. During a somewhat less traditional welcoming ceremony, Dick and Johnson both get sorted into House Hufflepuff by the Sorting Hat, denounce the mistreatment of Twinkie and other house-elves, and encounter first-year Slytherin student Darkes Tanus, who also appears to be an adult posing as a child and speaks with a fake British accent. After a night of partying as newly anointed Hufflepuffs, Twinkie, Dick, and Johnson face off against Darkes Tanus, nicknamed Ducktales Anus by Dick, in a game of Quidditch. Despite Ducktales Anus cheating, they manage to barely win the game.

Ducktales Anus then reveals himself to be Paul Lynde, the imprisoned Paul Lynde being a magical simulacrum, and summons an army of monsters. The ensuing magical duel with Dick and Johnson quickly devolves into a fist fight. The battle ends as Twinkie rouses all house-elves at the school to free themselves and they tear apart Paul Lynde, who turns out to be yet another simulacrum. The Chief arrives in Macho Fan Randy Savage and Dick and Johnson leave as an army of house-elves descents upon Hogwarts in a violent revolt, leaving the heroes worried for the future of the Wizarding World.
Dick and Johnson's Vehicles

**Macho Fan Randy Savage** is Dick and Johnson's transportation of choice, a fan boat made out of, originally, eight air boats tied and welded together. Because of its powerful fans, it travels more like a rocket or jet than an actual fan boat and is able to cover over a thousand miles in only a few hours. After its construction, it was first briefly called Fantilla and Fanzilla. It is sometimes also referred to as Macho Fan Fandy Savage and other slight variations. The vehicle is later upgraded with more fan boats (ten by Episode 45, twelve by Episode 46), each one with a specific purpose, such as the Snack Fan Boat, or the Ping Pong Fan Boat.

### Macho Van Randy Savage

A car called **Macho Van Randy Savage** can be seen in the Dick and Johnson exhibit at the National Museum of American History. One of its sides is painted with an eagle spewing smaller eagles carrying M16 and the text *'Murica*, the other side shows gators spitting fists which are punching out missiles (a design that inspired the game Gator–Fist–Missile). Dick recalls jumping over the Grand Canyon in the van while fighting terrorists, and also kissing his high school prom date in the back seat.

### Other Land Vehicles

Other cars, armored- and unarmored land vehicles Dick and Johnson own include a **Cobra Commander tank**, a futuristic, custom built green car called **"The Homer"** that plays La Cucaracha as its horn, **Herbie the Love Bug**, a **tankxi**, a combination of tank and taxi common in a near-apocalyptic future, and a series of heavily modified racing cars, including a **Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution**, a **GTO**, and a **Model T**.

### Robots and AI

Dick and Johnson also own at least one airplane, which is piloted by an affectionate, sentient AI called **Autopilot** (Autopilot 1). Through unknown circumstances, it was begotten by Dick and Johnson's **Russian training robot**. He is also in a relationship with the **Alexa AI**, however, Dick and Johnson think Herbie would be a better match for her. Autopilot later exhibits Transformer-like abilities, being able to change between the form of an anthropomorphic robot and an airplane. This may be an upgrade he received from **Optimus Prime** after the Transformer had moved in. He is also outfitted with extensive weaponry, enough to exterminate the population of an entire planet. In his humanoid form, Autopilot is also able to operate other machinery, even pilot other vehicles such as Macho Fan Randy Savage, and Johnson will sometimes refer to him as **Autobot**.

A **second** **Autopilot** (Autopilot 2) is installed into an inflatable Johnson to drive **Dick and Johnson's RV** for their road trip to Chicago, though it is unclear whether it possesses the same sentience as its namesake. The RV is built to resemble a log cabin, including a green, moss covered roof, a chimney, and a plaque signifying it as the birthplace of Abraham Lincoln. Despite its historical exterior, the interior is outfitted with the newest entertainment systems, TVs, and a Nutella dispenser.
Elemental 1

Elemental #1 is the first episode of @ScratchStang 's webcomic. It introduces the main characters, sets up the world the story is set in, and initiates the main conflict.

This episode can be found at https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/115045203/

## Characters

Halcyon

Jay

Luna

Aurora

Amber

Carter [unnamed]

Kidnapper

Tentacle Monster

## Plot

The viewer is introduced in a modern world in which all humans develop elemental powers in their teen years.

In Shoidan City, Luna is seen reading news about a winged criminal when she gets kidnapped by a faceless, hooded figure. She wakes up tied to a post in a forest along with four other teenagers who have all been kidnapped in the same manner. Luna breaks her bind using her fire, then unties the others. The five discuss their situation and learn each other's names and powers. Halcyon inadvertently insults Aurora's power.

Halcyon soon decides to search for supplies, and he quickly finds five backpacks full of supplies nearby, revealing that someone wants the five to survive. Aurora leaves allegedly to find firewood, still angry about Halcyon's insult. She discovers that there is a sixth post that has been broken, meaning that there is a sixth kidnapped person. Before she can inform the others, this sixth person appears with a giant tentacle monster chasing him. Amber tries to use her vines to save him, but Halcyon pulls her away, allowing the sixth person to be caught by the monster.
Episode 20: Dick and Johnson and Their First Big Adventure

Dick and Johnson are in a train somewhere on the African continent during their journey around the world. Sleeping in their hammocks, they experience another shared dream, this time a memory from their past:

Dick and Johnson are in their senior year at America High School. After some throws on the football field, they chat with their classmate Tallulah Mae, who is there to watch the boys practice, about possible dates for the upcoming Homecoming Dance and their future lives. The three of them are approached by a representative of the US government. Having heard of Dick and Johnson's abilities, they are being asked to help in a mission to save the world. Following the rules of Southern politeness, the agent also invites Tallulah to join. The three accept and are flown to a military base, where they are briefed on their mission by a young Sergeant called "the Chief." Doctor Isis and his army of ninja nurses are a threat to the world. Intel has revealed the location of Doctor Isis' secret underground-ocean base, but it is well protected and only accessible via submarine. They are to steal one of Doctor Isis' submarines in order to infiltrate the base and disable or destroy it.

As they leave for their mission, Tallulah begins exhibiting the "ability" to take on random personalities. Posing as spring breakers, and Tallulah disguised as a man named Hector, they approach the submarine base. They successfully distract the guards with their partying, but Dick and Johnson are overwhelmed when trying to take them out. Tallulah manages to sway the fight in their favor while going through several personalities, and eventually, they reach the submarines. They take one towards Doctor Isis' base, but instead of infiltrating it, they plan to simply use the submarine's nuclear torpedo to destroy it. With a crew of three people, they are unable to fire the torpedo, and so instead, arm it, steer the submarine on a collision course with the base, and have it explode on impact, after they've left in an escape ship. Having destroyed his base in such an overt manner instead of through subterfuge, Doctor Isis feels insulted and swears vengeance on them.

At their debriefing, the Chief informs Dick and Johnson that they have shown so much expertise, that they may be called upon in the future, however, Tallulah, despite her skills, has shown to not work well with the duo and will not be joining the Agency. Some place else, Tallulah is seen being recruited by a man in a suit to work for an unknown entity.

## Behind the Scenes

As part of Geek and Sundry's week long two year anniversary celebration, all donations during that week and during this episode were in support of 826LA, a charity promoting creative writing skills in students.
Papas Fritas

"I don't want to put a label on it."

### Appearances:

Episode 5: Dick and Johnson Go to the Haunted MuseumEpisode 11: Dick and Johnson Save the North Pole (Christmas Special)

Episode 27: Dick and Johnson and a Basket of Fries Part 2

Papas Fritas is either a very old or very young man, and possibly a creature made out of fries or a human carrying large fries on him — he prefers not to label himself. Previously a security guard working the night shift at the National Museum of American History, armed with only a wooden gun, he has since been promoted to head of security, and subsequently, to the museum's curator.

As fan of Dick and Johnson, Papas Fritas already knew of the duo when meeting them for the first time, acting as their guide through the museum exhibit that was being held in their honor. He frequently uses large fries as tools and weapons, which may either be part of his body, or utensils he carries on him. After aiding Dick and Johnson in defeating Paul Lynde and his gang, Papas Fritas was promoted to head of security at the museum, which is owned by his father.

He made further appearances as one of the allies brought in by the Chief to fight alongside Dick and Johnson in their attack on the north pole, and when calling Dick and Johnson for help when the museum was actually being haunted. For his part in ending the haunting and making the ghost Track Yancy a popular part of the exhibit, he was promoted to the museum's curator.

Artist rendition of Papas Fritas by Chovexani.
Episode 16: Dick and Johnson Go to Medieval Times

Dick and Johnson are spending time in their home when Johnson discovers that the nougat in his Milkyway has disappeared. Slightly upset, but otherwise unfazed, the two decide to use their Redneck Time Machine (RNTM) to travel to the past and visit the original McDonald's restaurant. This sets off an alarm in the spaceship of alien officer Pilll Baxton, who is currently orbiting earth on a stakeout, as part of his investigation of an underground nougat smuggling ring that has made all the nougat on earth disappear. Baxton goes to look for the source of the illegal time machine, but crashes into it, just as it is being activated. The damage from the crash, paired with wrong initial settings from Dick, cause all three of them to travel to medieval times instead (whether this means the actual Middle Ages, a present time Medieval Times restaurant, or a Medieval Times restaurant in the recent past is intentionally left unclear).

While Baxton scolds Dick and Johnson for using an unregistered time machine, several knights appear and attempt to arrest the three. Despite being reluctant to fight at first, they are unable to talk themselves out of the situation, and take out most of the knights and one horse, while the survivors flee. An attempt to repair the time machine using the dead horse fails, and Dick and Johnson are approached by a bard and asked to fight each other for the entertainment of the audience that may or may not be present. They agree and put on a show fight, but, in the middle of their combat, decide to attack the judge presiding over their performance instead, killing him and causing the audience to flee in a panic. In the meantime, Baxton has managed to repair the RNTM and transports the three of them to the year 1982, where he suspects the nougat is being hidden.

They appear in a dark television studio where men are unloading the nougat under the supervision of Evil Alex Trebek. During the ensuing battle, Trebek's mustache gets knocked off of him, revealing that he is actually a non-humanoid alien creature. Working together, Baxton and Dick and Johnson manage to kill the Trebek alien, which causes the show *Jeopardy!* to be off the air until 1984, by which time a new trivia alien has been regrown to replace him. Baxton takes Dick and Johnson back to their time before returning to space.
Dr. Manhoney

"My hands are so... wet."

### Appearances:

Episode 7: Journey to the Center of JohnsonEpisode 11: Dick and Johnson Save the North Pole (Christmas Special)

Dr. Manhoney is a specialist on shrinking technology, having dealt with tiny squids, tiny people, and tiny problems.

She first met Dick and Johnson when saving Johnson from a dinovirus that Fuhrersaurus Rex had secretly infected him with previously.

She made a second appearance during Dick and Johnson's mission to the north pole.

Dr. Manhoney prefers martinis over beer, hates Brandon Frasier and holographic people, and loves dogs. She has kept one of the dog-like white dino blood cells from Johnson's body, that has grown to real dog size, and named it Papoose.

## Behind the Scenes

Dr. Manhoney was originally supposed to reveal that she is responsible for the death of Dick and/or Johnson's father.
Episode 32: Dick and Johnson and the Surprise AMA

*"Screw you, continuity. You are my bitch!"* -Sax Carr 2017

This episode was a live question and answer interview with the Twitch chat audience, discussing the nature and evolution of the show, characters, guests, game mechanics, and future plans.

Due to the game's mechanics, player characters are effectively immortal and can attempt virtually any imaginable action with an increasing chance of success. Paired with the "yes, and" rule of improvisational comedy to accept any situation presented by other players and build upon it, this makes it possible for the story to go into literally any direction, defying genres, rules set up within the story, or any form of canon. At the same time, it just as easily allows for any inconsistency to easily be retconned at another time through time travel, parallel dimensions and planes of existence, or any other higher power or entity.

While there is no winning or losing condition for the players, characters can still fail and still have obstacles to overcome. Despite being built on continuously jumping the shark— or the snake — the story also experiences genuine emotional moments between its characters. It asks the viewer for complete suspension of disbelief, but is by no means without truth.
Light

**Light** is the element of creating and controlling light or, in people like Aurora's case, darkness.

## Powers

A light elemental can have the ability to glow or produce beams of light. Presumably the more powerful a light elemental is, they can do more things with their powers or glow more brightly. In Aurora's case, the opposite is true: she can pull light out of her surroundings. It is unknown if there are other elementals like her.
Gator–Fist–Missile

**Gator-Fist-Missile** is a variation of rock-paper-scissors, but much cooler and more kick-ass because it has gators, fists, and missiles. The rules state that missile beats gator, gator beats fist, fist beats missile. The second edition of the game reverses this order.

The game was inspired by the design on **Macho Van Randy Savage**, which shows gators spitting fists punching missiles.

1. ↑ Episode 29
Episode 2: Dick and Johnson Save Mars

Dick and Johnson awake from cryogenic stasis inside the spaceship *Musk Mobile* as they approach Mars. Having taken out Doctor Isis' secret lair, they have been sent to the red planet by the Chief to take down their nemesis and rescue Britney Spears, who Doctor Isis has taken hostage previously.

Leaving their Ground Assault Vehicle (GAV) behind, they decide to jump to the planet's surface in their space suits instead. With the help of **Sally**, the AI built into their suits (and her AI boyfriend **Dwayne**), they land on Doctor Isis' dome base on Olympus Mons. After a harsh landing that leaves Dick with a broken leg, they break into the structure and fight their way deeper inside through a horde of Doctor Isis' minions, while suffering the villain's taunts through the intercom.

Eventually, they find Britney Spears tied to an airlock which is set to eject her within seconds. They also notice that the base's self destruct system is about to go off in an equally short amount of time, and spot Doctor Isis himself trying to flee in an escape pod. Knowing that saving their idol is their number one priority, Dick jumps for the button to stop the self destruct sequence, while hurling Johnson towards Britney. Both initially miss their targets, but Dick manages to incapacitate Doctor Isis by throwing a beer can at him, while scrambling once more for the button. Johnson frees Britney and Dick stops the self destruct sequence. Having completed their mission, Johnson tweets Kristen Wiig, who, because of her role in *The Martian*, has connections to NASA, to schedule their return to earth.

## Behind the Scenes

Despite being the main objective of their mission, Britney Spears is featured only briefly in the final scene and with no dialogue.
The Chief

### Special Abilities:

Being a figure of authority but also a good friend, Holding every rank in any military or police force except for Chief

### Appearances:

All episodes

**Gen** **Major Corporal Lieutenant**, commonly referred to by his nickname of **the Chief** because of his bossy nature, is the representative of the United States government—or "the Agency" as he sometimes calls it—that regularly assigns missions to Dick and Johnson.

Dick and Johnson first met the Chief during their senior year in high school, when being briefed by him on their first official mission, on which they were accompanied by Tallulah Mae. At that point, the Chief held the rank of sergeant. Ever since then, the Chief appears to be not only a figure of authority, but also a personal friend to the Dick and Johnson, as he does not seem to mind trivial chat and banter during briefings, which typically happen over the phone, specifically Dick and Johnson's Red Phone, when at home. The Chief also calls some of his other agents friends, such as Chief, whom he has known for some time as well, and Britney Spears, though she seemed unable to remember him.

Aside from the rare exception, the Chief does not go out into the field himself, instead staying in his office in the Pentagon and assigning agents into their teams and briefing them on their missions. The only other known government official to be working for the Agency besides th Chief is Rhonda Munch.

One of the Chief's weapons is an old, custom made, three-barreled shotgun nicknamed Bessy, originally designed as a four-barreled shotgun, however, the Chief could not afford the fourth barrel at the time.

While Dick and Johnson are secure enough to openly express their love for another man without feeling threatened in their sexuality, ending their phone calls with the Chief by telling him that they love him, the Chief has long felt conflicted about responding to such an emotionally open exchange. He first ignored the expression, possibly dismissing it as a joke, but eventually—though still hesitantly—responded.

Hardly anything is known about the Chief's personal life. He has attended college and was part of a fraternity called The Introducers, whose members always introduce themselves to one another as if meeting for the first time. The Chief has at least one child, a daughter that attends high school. This fact is revealed when Dick is asked to pretend to be her Canadian boyfriend and join her for a school dance. It is unknown whether Dick and Johnson knew of her before this. Nothing is known either about the girl's mother. The Chief's parents worked at a mattress factory.

## Behind the Scenes

In Dick and Johnson's senior high school year, during their first encounter with the Chief, he identifies himself as a sergeant, though does not reveal his legal name at that time. By Episode 28, the Chief holds the rank of general and during Episode 29 it is established that his office is at the Pentagon.

In his first appearance, Carr's portrayal of the Chief was based on an impression of Bernie Sanders. The concept of the Chief was based on *The Venture Bros.* character Hunter Gathers.
Bear Woodson

"My parents are divorced."

**Bear Ladder Woodson** is one of the Chief's many agents assigned to help Dick and Johnson on their missions. He is renowned for his many skills, which include speaking six languages, expert rapping, slam dunking on anyone all the time, and being able to sing the Animaniacs' Nations of the World Song backwards. He has highly acidic blood like the Alien, and appears to be a tall man covered in blue fur (but claims to have no relation to Beast from *X-Men*).

Bear was assigned to help Dick and Johnson investigate Mount Rushmore's national park, where a supervillain was rumored to be planning to alter the National Monument. Together, they discovered that villain to be Paul Lynde. After fighting his minions and taking out his defenses, they destroyed the giant laser he had set up, but only after Mount Rushmore's monument had already been changed by Lynde to also portray Jick and Dohnson. This grand vandalism was part of a magic ritual Lynde then performed to summon Dick and Johnson's evil doppelgangers from their parallel universe through a portal.

Bear's parents divorced, which deeply traumatized him, frequently sending him into moments of depression. To cope, Bear has taken to imitating cartoon characters' voices, and only spoke as Boo-Boo Bear during his time with Dick and Johnson. He also collects bottle caps, which, as he later states, he plans to fashion into replicas of his parents to see them back together. In his tragic family history, Bear did at least find common ground to bond over with Dick and Johnson, as both of their parents were also separated, though never legally divorced.
Kotoha Manzoku

Kotoha is one of the supporting characters. She is the captain Of PassionLove♥.

Kotoha Manzoku (コトハマンゾク) is one of the main characters in Ethel STAR LIVE. Her element is Girly and she is very quiet and shy.

## Appearance

Kotoha, in STAR LIVE, has two short twintails in yellow. Her eyes are green. She wears a blue top, white skirt and a pink scarf.
4Jin

### Differences

* HeeJin and HyunJin are in LOONA 1/3, JinSoul is in ODD EYE CIRCLE, and YeoJin is in her own subunit.
* They are all different ages.
	+ JinSoul is in the '97 line, HeeJin and HyunJin are in the '00 line, and YeoJin is the sole member of the '02 line.
* HeeJin was born in October, HyunJin and YeoJin were born in November, and JinSoul was born in June.
	+ HeeJin is a Libra, HyunJin and YeoJin are Scorpios, and JinSoul is a Gemini.
* HeeJin's blood type is A, HyunJin's blood type is AB, and YeoJin and JinSoul's blood types are both B.
* HeeJin and HyunJin's representative animals are mammals, while YeoJin and JinSoul's are aquatic creatures. 2Jin also participated in MIXNINE, the others didn't.
* HyunJin and JinSoul's representative colors are primary colors.
* JinSoul is the only one with a cool representative color.
* Only Hyunjin and JinSoul were born in Seoul.
* Only HeeJin was not in the same team in LOONA's Athletic Day on Chuu Can Do It.

### Facts

* They are in the group LOONA.
* Unlike 2Jin and 3Jin, 4Jin has never officially been acknowledged by the members, but it has been mentioned by 1/3. HaSeul even mentioned that she could had been called HaJin and become 5Jin.
Paul Lynde

"I was too sassy to die!"

### Appearances:

Episode 5: Dick and Johnson Go to the Haunted MuseumEpisode 9: Dick and Johnson Go to Hogwarts

Episode 11: Dick and Johnson Save the North Pole (Christmas Special)

Episode 13: The 5th face of Rushmore

Episode 22: The Canada Quest

Episode 26: Double-D EditionEpisode 29: Raiders of the Lost Artifact or Something that Most Likely Belongs in a Museum

Episode 34: The Sudden Audit

**Paul Lynde** was the center square on *Hollywood Squares*, but, after losing the prestigious position, became an evil super villain and one of Dick and Johnson's greatest archnemeses bent on conquering or destroying the world by any means necessary. His methods include conventional- and unconventional warfare, martial arts, pseudoscience, and magic, which he learned on the set of *Bewitched*.

Being too sassy to die, Paul Lynde became the director of the National Museum of American History. After Dick and Johnson stopped him from stealing from the museum, he swore vengeance on the two and has since made numerous attempts to eliminate them so that he may take over the world.

Despite having foiled all of his plans to date, Dick and Johnson have not managed to permanently eliminate Paul Lynde and all versions of him that have been arrested or killed have turned out to be magical simulacrums.
Splazzh

"You remain my power, my pleasure, my pain." Dick to his son

**Splazzh Ridson** is Dick and Johnson's son that was sired during an, as of yet untold, adventure involving time travel and a medical miracle.

Splazzh grew up as an orphan with no knowledge of his true parents. When first meeting Dick and Johnson, Splazzh was unemployed, presumably homeless, and collecting cans off the road. He saw the two heroes as they were celebrating their friendship and followed. Eventually, he talked to them and was offered a job to collect cans of food on Dick and Johnson's compound. He also asked to be adopted by the two and they agreed. Together, the three later attempted to find Splazzh' birth parents and find out his last name. While he had believed his parents to be **Mole People**, they found this to be false and had to eventually give up the search. Splazzh then took the last name Ridson, a portmanteau of his fathers' last names.

At some point in his life, Splazzh was accused of murder and secretly confessed his guilt to his fathers, but was acquitted thanks to Dick and Johnson's legal expertise. He then went on to serve two terms as a US senator. The success in his career was overshadowed by both an apocalyptic global event and a tragic period in his life and that of his parents. Together with his fathers Splazzh fought off attacks on the free world by multiple Mole Peoples, passed many groundbreaking laws, such as the legalization of gator-human marriage, and helped mend the broken relationship of his parents.

After being adopted by Dick and Johnson, Splazzh had his blood completely replaced with that of Dick and Johnson, though, unbeknownst to all of them, he was already blood related to both. Despite appearing much younger throughout most of his life—even being mistaken as a child upon his first encounter with Dick and Johnson—Splazzh is in fact older than both Dick and Johnson. He ascribes this to his healthy, completely kale-based diet and hygiene.

When being frozen for a few seconds by a freeze ray, Splazzh exhibited the power to turn people's eyes into ice cubes. The event also reminded him of a traumatic moment in his childhood, during which he was stuck in a walk in freezer and saw the body of a child frozen inside of a cow. Johnson, who had not been frozen, exhibited the same power and believed that Splazzh' blood may be the actual source of it, and that he had gained it during the blood transfusion. Only later did they realize that Splazzh was Johnson's biological son.

Splazzh is uneducated, illiterate, unable to count, and, according to Dick, "duuuumb." Despite these shortcomings, he was able to become a two-time US senator, proving that there is in fact no correlation between intelligence and success in a political career.

## Behind the Scenes

The identity of Splazzh' mother has not been revealed, though Future Dick and Johnson presumably know who she is.
Gary Busey

"Uhm, have you seen my pants?"

**Gary Busey** is an Academy Award nominated actor and real weird dude.

Busey appeared to already have been a friend of Dick and Johnson's for some time when the two unexpectedly found him inside their house. Busey had been invited as a guest several months prior, but had never left the estate as no one had told him to leave, though Johnson mentioned having seen him a few weeks earlier. During his time on Dick and Johnson's property, Busey had wandered their house, exploring the many rooms, among them the custard-, and the jello room. He had then spent time living among the horses that roam the premises as one of their own, along with a man called **Chad**. Shortly before encountering Dick and Johnson again, Busey had also opened a casino in the basement, but it had been quickly shut down by the authorities.

As Busey reunited with Dick and Johnson, the three spent some leisure time together, until Dick and Johnson were called on a mission by the Chief to save former president Bill Clinton, who had been kidnapped by a group of out-of-time Germans from the World War II era. The conversation turned from the topic of time travel to 90s TV shows, and the mention of *NewsRadio* suddenly led Busey to suspect that Chad may actually be a disguised Andy Dick. Terrified at the possibility, Dick and Johnson delayed their preparation for their mission and interrogated Chad who quickly admitted to in fact be Andy Dick. A quick scuffle left Dick injured by the fleeing Andy Dick, and while Busey and Johnson gave chase, Dick frantically examined himself for a possible infection. Busey and Johnson failed to kill Andy Dick, but managed to punch him into a low orbit, eliminating the threat at least for the time being. After Dick had successfully cured himself of the Andy Dick infection, him, Johnson, and Busey went on to free Bill Clinton from the time traveling Alien Alan Turing. Back at home, Dick and Johnson realized that they had, again, forgotten to ask their guest to leave, and Busey is presumed to still wander their vast home currently.

Busey is a good and loyal friend to Dick and Johnson and a fierce ally in combat. In the face of danger, he appears to remain calm and focused, and despite being ignorant of the proper etiquette of not overextending one's welcome as a guest, the two appear to take no issue with him living on their grounds for several months and enjoy spending time with him. Busey also exhibits much wisdom and knowledge he has gained from his rich and colorful life, for instance, while living among wild horses, he has learned to communicate with them and live among them as one of their own. Before having known Dick and Johnson, Busey also used to geld horses as semi-professional paid hobbyist.
Fran

### Appearances:

No Survivors - Snakes on the ChunnelEpisode 11: Dick and Johnson Save the North Pole (Christmas Special)

**Fran** (later renamed to **Cherry**) is a Harry Potter LARPer and self proclaimed Anglophile, who helped Dick and Johnson fight the snakes on the Chunnel and during their attack on the North Pole. She first introduced herself as her LARP character **Felicity**. Like Dick and Johnson, she is also from the South.

Fran boarded the Chunnel train to join her friends Amy and Jeff on a Harry Potter themed LARP session, but was subsequently informed by the staff that she was early, as the LARP was actually scheduled for the following week's train. Nevertheless, she continued to stay in character as Felicity, speaking with a British accent. As the train was being attacked by snakes, she first believed the events to possibly be part of a LARP. Upon realizing that she was in fact in real danger, she revealed her real identity to Dick, Johnson, and Kenmeier. After helping the others defeat Death Eater Amy Riddle, Fran was present when Dick summoned Barack Obama and used his wish to ask for all of them to be happy. Fran was then seen writing down the events of the snakes on the Chunnel.

Fran owned a pet rat named Scabbers, but it has not been seen since she let it loose to distract the snakes on the Chunnel, and she commented on losing her pet rats very frequently.

Dick and Johnson, impressed by her ability to portray characters convincingly and switch accents, encouraged her to pursue a career in acting.

### Cherry

Through unknown circumstances, Cherry—a renamed version of Fran—also appeared during Dick and Johnson's attack on the occupied North Pole. Disoriented and unaware of the events transpiring, she accidentally helped Doctor Isis execute his plan of exploding and sinking the North Pole, but managed to then aid Dick and Johnson and the sentient teddy bear PKM in saving Santa's workshop and the ice from being completely destroyed.

Cherry is a witch with the ability to cast spells, just like Dick and Johnson and Paul Lynde, as all of them have attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. She was, however, not present during Dick and Johnson's brief visit to the school or the subsequent revolution of the house-elves.

## Behind the Scenes

As no one remembered her character's original name during Dykstra's second appearance, Fran's name and backstory were spontaneously altered. In universe, this change could also be explained by Fran's original appearance being a fanfiction told through her perspective, and she may have changed her own name within the story. Alternatively, Fran could have forgotten her name after being neuralized, though she appears to remember most of the events otherwise.

While Fran was only a Harry Potter LARPer, Cherry was retconned to be an actual witch from the Harry Potter universe that has magical powers and has graduated Hogwarts.
Episode 13: The 5th face of Rushmore

The Chief calls Dick and Johnson, who are at home. Dick is reading Johnson's self-published book, and Johnson is playing *Tetris* while lying in a hammock hanging from a spinning ceiling fan — a contraption he calls a "fammock" that is both recreational, as well as improving his spacial awareness, and is a big success nationwide currently on shopping channels. The Chief is sending the two to Mount Rushmore, where one of their villains is rumored to plan to add a fifth face to the National Memorial.

Taking Macho Fan Randy Savage up the many rivers of the Midwest, Dick and Johnson arrive at the national park and are greeted by legendary agent, Bear Woodson (legendary in that he is believed by most to be an urban legend). From atop the monument, they spot the reflection of what appears to be some sort of large machinery in the woods in the distance and fly closer using hang gliders. Dick shares a glider with Bear, Johnson is left in a glider by himself creating some tension between him and his best friend. After landing in the forest, they spot a large number of lumberjacks cutting down trees. As Bear notes that this is illegal in a national park and they decide to put an end to it, the lumberjacks, who appear to be clones, attack them. During the fight, Dick and Bear coordinate their moves and bond even further, while Johnson feels increasingly left out, leading to him fighting more violently and using more lethal methods. After taking out several of the lumberjacks, the rest retreat, and the trio flips to the location of the suspicious reflection. At the machine, which turns out to be a giant laser, they are faced with Paul Lynde, who sends out wooden robot soldiers to stop them. In the middle of the fight, Dick realizes that he has been neglecting his best friend this whole time, seeking the validation of a renowned agent instead, and apologizes to Johnson. However, Johnson is too distracted by combat to hear him. Dick and Johnson are also both slightly less impressed by Bear's skills as they were initially, seeing him futilely trying to talk to their enemies or failing to summon supernatural powers.

While his opponents are distracted, Paul Lynde activates the laser to carve into Mount Rushmore. Dick comes to the conclusion that they can only win by working together and mimics the effects of the fammock by spinning Bear, who in turn is holding on to Johnson. Johnson is launched with their combined strength, destroying all remaining robots and the laser. Paul Lynde himself is protected from the blast by a magical shield and taunts the heroes, as the laser had already finished its job. Carved into Mount Rushmore are two faces very similar to Dick and Johnson's. Using their likeness, Lynde opens a portal to a parallel dimension and brings through Dick and Johnson's evil doppelgangers, **Jick and Dohnson**.
Nicole Villela

"Just me... human... Nicole."

**Nicole Villela** is Dick and Johnson's neighbor that has recently moved from California. Shortly after her arrival in the South, she was attacked and bitten by a man — though it may also have been the gator known as Toothless Jerry. After the attack, she slowly transformed into a monstrous gator creature, giving her incredible strength, giant fangs, and tough scales.

While introducing herself to her new neighbors, Nicole was recruited into Dick and Johnson's most recent mission to travel to Chicago to stop Christofuhrer Walken and Time Traveling Mark Twain from spreading their Nazi dinosaur drug. During that time, she tried to keep her transformation secret by always wearing sunglasses and skirts to hide her growing tail, and putting the changes of her skin to scales on quirky use of make up. She was also able to convince Dick and Johnson that much of what they perceived was part of their hallucinations, as they had been taking drugs excessively during that time. Since Nicole's aunt Terry lives near the city, the group visited her. Incidentally, the villains had also chosen her house as their hideout and took her hostage, until Johnson, Nicole, Beefachu, and Hamilton McFuzzyface were able to free her.

After the successful completion of the mission, Nicole visited a Planned Parenthood clinic, where she was cured from her gator curse. However, she was attacked by one of the protesters outside the clinic when leaving, temporarily turning her into a were-republican. Nicole went on to contract and find the cure to many forms of lycanthropy, and use the acquired knowledge to become a renowned monster hunter. She now lives between her place in the South and California.

Nicole has stated that, in California, she worked in "the industry," but never specified the type of industry.
Colonel Sanders

"You know, I haven't been on a train since I went to Utah to sell my franchise. Salt Lake City: first ever one!"

### Special Abilities:

knowledge of fried chicken recipes (including the twelve herbs and spices of the Original Recipe), robotic body with four mechanical tentacles

### Appearances:

Episode 68: OMG Marisha's On The Show

Colonel Harland Sanders (specifically, **the head of Colonel Sanders**) was the founder of Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC). As he refused to divulge the secret of the twelve herbs and spices in KFC's Original Recipe (the recipe is so secret that there's a \*TWELFTH\* herb and/or spice that no one knows about), his body was cryologically-preserved just before his death in 1980...so the secret could remain in his mind and never be lost.

The head was later removed and surgically-attached to a robotic body with four mechanical tentacles for legs (similar to Krang from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles), so he could help Dick and Johnson combat the fake Colonel Sanders android who was leading the Southworld invasion of Westworld.

 Behind the Scenes

With Pep R. Ridge naming the Original Colonel as a member of his vampire brood, this conflicts with the so-named "real Colonel Sanders" who froze himself. Solutions include:

* Marisha's Colonel is yet another Colonel android who merely believes it knows the original recipe.
* Marisha's Colonel is secretly a vampire with robotic upgrades, and being frozen was a cover story.
* The vampire Colonel is someone impersonating the Original Colonel.
* Pep had a fundamental misunderstanding, and the vampire Colonel was the original military person awarded the rank.