A Trip to Third Street

**A Trip to Third Street** is the 9th episode of The Loudest House!

Next episode: Lisa Goes to High School

## Synopsis:

Crossover with "Recess." Ricky and Roger get transferred to Third Street School and it's nothing that they expected.

## Character appearances:

* Ricky Miller
* Roger Robinson
* TJ Detweiler
* Vince LaSalle
* Ashley Spinelli
* Gus Griswald
* Gretchen Grundler
* Mikey Blumberg
* Menlo
* The Ashleys
* The Diggers
* King Bob
* Randall Weems
* Ms. Finster
* Miss Grotke
* Principal Prickly
* Robert Miller
* Riley Robinson

## Transcript:

30 years in the future, Robert and Riley are driving Ricky and Roger to a new school.

Robert: Well, you would just LOVE Third Street School.

Riley: Yeah! My moms used to go here in the 80's!

Ricky: I'm sure it'll be AWESOME! I saw the website. All day recess, lots of excitement. Heck, there's even a KING!

Roger: I always knew I'd be the prince of school one day. Now I finally can!

They finally reached a big yellow school building.

Robert: Well. This is it. You want us to walk you in?

Ricky: Sure...why not?

Roger: Just don't embarrass us.

Riley: We won't! We just need to sign you in at the main office.

Ricky: Okay...

~ ~ ~

They entered the main office. A nerdy looking young boy around Ricky's age was sitting at the secretary desk.

Menlo: Hello, I'm Menlo. You must be the new kids...

Menlo looked at some papers.

Menlo: Ricky and Roger.

He noticed Robert and Riley.

Menlo: And you must be the parents. Nice to meet you.

Robert: Well, he seems polite.

Riley: Roger, take notes.

Roger rolled his eyes.

Robert: So, Menlo... what class will Ricky and Roger be in?

Menlo: Oh yes. Principal Prickly auta tell you that.

The principal, Peter Prickly, entered.

Principal Prickly: Yes. These two young boys. They're in Miss Grotke's class.

Roger: Hey, but isn't Miss Grotke a fourth grade teacher? Yeah. I saw your website. I'm only 6.

Principal Prickly: And we saw your impressive resume at your old school. You at best deserve a fourth grade education.

Roger: Oh, sweet!

Principal Prickly: Well, let me show you around.

Robert: Well, you have a good day. We'll see you later.

Riley: Have fun!

Robert and Riley left.

Ricky: Well. Let's see our classroom!

~ ~ ~

After a big tour around the school, Ricky and Roger reached Miss Grotke's classroom.

Principal Prickly: This is Miss Grotke's class. You go on in.

Ricky and Roger nodded and entered.

Miss Grotke noticed them.

Miss Grotke: Oh, you must be the two new students. Come introduce yourselves.

Ricky: Gladly. I'm Ricky. I have 2 dads. I love cooking and science...and I can't wait to see what this place is like!

Roger: Ricky's brother. Yeah, I don't know why I'm here. I want to be the prince of the playground.

The entire class laughed at Roger's remark.

A preppy looking blonde haired girl raised her hand.

Miss Grotke: Yes, Ashley A?

Ashley A: Okay. Two dads? How? And why's a kindergartner in our class?

Roger looked annoyed. He's run into narcissistic girls like that before.

Miss Grotke: That's enough. Ricky, Roger, take your seats between TJ and Gus.

Miss Grotke pointed to two empty seats.

Ricky and Roger sat down.

Miss Grotke: Okay, where were we?

~ ~ ~

After several hours of Miss Grotke teaching, it was time for recess as the bell had rung.

Miss Grotke: Oh, recess already?

All the kids except Ricky and Roger cheered and left the room.

Ricky and Roger got up slowly and followed the rest of the kids.

~ ~ ~

TJ and the six other kids who sat near him in Miss Grotke's class went up to Ricky and Roger, who looked lost and confused.

TJ: So, you must be new here.

Roger: What gave it away?

Gus: It's so cool that I'm not the only new kid!

Spinelli: Yeah, but two things you should know.

Ricky: What?

Spinelli: Watch out for the Ashleys. And watch out for Randall. He snitches on everyone!

TJ: And most importantly, watch out for Finster. She's the one Randall always snitches TO! She really doesn't like fun. Or kids.

Vince: And you should know I'm super competitive.

Roger: Never would've guessed.

Mikey: Well, it's so cool seeing new kids roam around here.

Roger: Yeah, whatever.

Gretchen: Well, you must be pretty smart for a first grader, Roger. I'm really smart too.

Roger: Wow...

Ricky: Thanks guys. We'll keep those tips in mind.

Ricky and Roger left.

TJ: Well. They seem interesting.

Gretchen: Quite.

~ ~ ~

Roger was on the way to the jungle gym where he heard the king was.

He fell into a big hole.

Roger: UGH! What's the big idea?

Two identical looking boys in helmets and overalls noticed Roger.

Digger Dave: This is Digger territory here!

Digger Sam: Yeah! Who are you?

Roger: I'm Roger. And where's the jungle gym? I'm lost.

Digger Dave: Well, once you exit the hole, go straight, then right. Simple.

Roger: Gladly. It was filthy down here anyways.

Roger left the hole.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, Ricky was getting a drink from the playground water fountain.

A red haired boy noticed this.

Randall: Well, well, well.

Ricky: Who are you?

Randall: I'm Randall. And this fountain is for students only.

Ricky: Well, I am a student here. I'm new. I'm Ricky.

Randall: Don't care. Ms. Finster, Ms. Finster!

Randall ran off.

Ricky: Oh no!

Ricky ran off...until he was caught by Ms. Finster.

Ms. Finster: Well, well, well. Another funny boy.

Ricky was confused.

Ricky: What do you mean?

Ms. Finster: Uh-huh. Detention, bub. To Principal Prickly's office.

Ricky: But I didn't do anything!

Ms. Finster: Tell that to the principal!

Ms. Finster dragged Ricky inside.

TJ and the other 6 noticed this.

TJ: Oh no. Poor Ricky.

Spinelli: We gotta do something!

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, inside, Ms. Finster dragged Ricky to the main office.

Ms. Finster: Stay here and don't touch anything.

Ricky rolled his eyes and sat down on a bench.

Menlo noticed this.

Menlo: Hey, Ricky. Why aren't you enjoying recess? It's really nice out.

Ricky: I would. But this crazy teacher caught me drinking the water fountain...and sent me here.

Menlo: Ah. You mean Ms. Finster. Yeah, she's known to punish innocent kids.

Ricky: But why?

Menlo: It's a mysterious reason. But I'm sure if you state your case to Principal Prickly, he'll go easy on you.

Ricky: Thanks. Say... You look like a friend at my old school I know.

Menlo: Well, then! That is something.

Ricky: Right?

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, back on the playground, Roger reached the jungle gym.

King Bob saw him down there.

King Bob: Can I help you, little one?

Roger: Yes! I wish to be the Third Street School prince!

King Bob whispered to one of his henchmen.

King Bob: Prince? What is he talking about?

The henchmen shrugged.

Roger: Well, I think you could use some help with this school...

King Bob: Ugh. Beat it, kid.

Roger: Okay, okay... I'm going.

Roger left.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, in Principal Prickly's office, Ricky was sitting there awaiting his fate.

Principal Prickly came in.

Principal Prickly: Ah! What are you doing here?

Ricky: I'm sorry. But Ms. Finster sent me here. I think I'm in trouble.

Principal Prickly: You're not in any trouble! Go! Go outside. Have fun!

Ricky was shocked.

Ricky: Really?! Thank you so much!

Ricky shook Principal Prickly's hand and left.

Principal Prickly: Eh. Don't mention it, kid.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, back on the playground, Roger stumbled upon the Ashleys' clubhouse.

Roger: The amount of tires is unseemly.

The Ashleys left the tired clubhouse and noticed Roger.

Roger: Can I help you?

Ashley A: Ugh. You're that same kindergartner from our class.

Ashley B: Yeah. You have WAY too many dads. I might recommend you return one.

Ashley Q: Yeah. Like, how many do you need!?

Ashley T: And you can't be THAT smart!

Roger: Ugh. Who are you narcissistic bubble brains? You make me sick!

The Ashleys laughed.

The Ashleys (in unison): OOOOOOOOO! Scandalous!

The Ashleys kept laughing as Roger left annoyed.

Roger: Ugh. Who needs them?

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, Ricky finally made it out of the principal's office.

TJ and the other 6 noticed that.

TJ: Wow! Ricky, you survived Principal Prickly!

Spinelli: How'd you do it?

Ricky: Well, it wasn't a big deal. I mean, I didn't even do anything.

Gus: Wow! I would've expected he throw you in detention till June!

Gretchen: Glad you made it out.

Mikey: Yeah. We were worried.

Vince: Not me. I was just creaming Lawson in basketball.

The other five glared at Vince.

Vince: What I mean is... Glad you made it out alive.

Ricky: Gee thanks. Now I need to find my brother. He wouldn't believe this news.

Spinelli: Good luck. Last time I looked, he was leaving the Ashleys' clubhouse.

Ricky: Okay!

~ ~ ~

Hours later, school let out.

Ricky: Man, I think we made a mistake coming here.

Roger: I'll say. I never want to see those four Ashleys ever again.

Ricky looked confused.

Ricky: Who?

Roger: You don't want to know.

Robert and Riley's car showed up.

Robert: Soooo? How was it?

Ricky: It was alright.

Roger: More like awful. I miss my old school.

Ricky: Yeaaah. We made a mistake coming here.

Riley: What? Why?

Ricky: Well, I got in trouble! And I didn't even do anything! I never do anything!

Roger: And I met some four awful girls and I never even got to be the prince!

Robert: Okay... You don't have to go back.

Riley: But let us make you some good lunch before you go back to your old school.

Robert: Yeah. I looked at the cafeteria menu. Tomato surprise?! More like tomato garbage!

Robert and Riley chuckled as Ricky and Roger smiled.