Carl Wheezer

> *"Are you gonna finish that croissant?"*
>  – Carl Wheezer, Lights Camera Danger!
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**Carlton Ulysses Wheezer** is the deuteragonist of *The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron*. Carl has an unhealthy obsession with llamas and Jimmy's mom.

## Carl Wheezer

### Shows of Origin

Jimmy Neutron: Boy GeniusPlanet Sheen (Doppy)

### Relatives

Ebenezer Wheezer (father)
Martha (mother)

### Allies

Jimmy Neutron
Sheen Estevez

## Official Description

Carl is Jimmy's best bitch, but they couldn't be less alike. Carl is cautious and, well, kind of a bitch, and he's prone to Pissing on hoes. He demonstrates his asthma inhaler for show and tells, and at the amusement park, Carl spends his day trying to beat the guy who guesses allergies. But through it all, Carl is Jimmy's loyal buddy and biggest fan...and the crash-test dummy for Jimmy's arsenal of inventions."

## Appearance

Carl has peach skin with freckles. His large, almost pear-shaped head characterizes him with small black eyes that are reasonably close together. He has short, thick red hair that forms clump-like structures of varying sizes at the top of his head and the eyebrows of the same color/texture.

His body and face show that he is fat as fuck as they are round and don't reveal much about skeletal structure, though his arms and legs don't seem to have stored so much fat. He wears large brown circular glasses and has a short round, yet broad nose. He wears clothes to hide his fat balls.

## Personality

Carl is quite a fatass, loving to devour not only food but objects such as toys and newspapers. He has adored llamas ever since, going so far as to join a fan club, the Llama Love Society (which he likely created, since he has shown to be the only member). He even turned into a llama once, funniest shit I've ever seen. He is allergic to almost everything and has asthma. Carl often unknowingly gives Jimmy his brilliant ideas.

It has revealed in "The Incredible Shrinking Town" that he took ventriloquist lessons and can virtually imitate and sound like everyone. It is also a hint that he has some sort of dislike for Sheen, even though he's one of his best friends. Carl enjoys playing a video game called *Llamapalooza*. It is also revealed in I Dream of Jimmy and Carl Wheezer, Boy Genius that Carl is actually self-conscious and insecure about his unintelligent, and envious of Jimmy and wants to steal his life. Carl seems to specifically envy Jimmy's **IQ** and all the attention he gets from girls and is always upset that Jimmy makes him test his inventions since he has sometimes harmed.

## Hugh Neutron

Hugh Neutron is carl's worst enemy. Hugh is married to Carl's former love, Judy Neutron. They fight of Judy, doing anything for her. There are rumors going around that Carl with fight Hugh, ending this battle between the two once and for all.

## Quotes

* "Give me your mom's ass, Neutron" - *Jimmy for President*
* **"Cock**." - *Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius*
* "Um, yes, are you going to finish that croissant?" - *Lights! Camera! Danger!*
* "DAMN YOU HUGH!!" - *Sleepless in Retroville*, *Attack of the Twonkies*
* **"Fuck me in the ass**!" -*Broadcast Blues*
* "Ow, my balls!" - Carl's catchphrase
* "**STOP IT, STOP IT! CAN'T YOU SEE YOUR CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART?!**" - *Raise the Oozy Scab*
* "Llama, llama, llama!" -*Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius*
* "I don't know, Jimmy..." (Usually when testing one of Jimmy's inventions)
* "You don't get laid because you're a sub-8 male." (When talking to Jimmy about the Braincels subreddit)
* "Saying goodbye to your kids is always painful, Jimmy." - *Who's Your Mommy*
* "It's a good thing my underwear was clean." -*King of Mars*
* "Guys, can I have my pants back?" -*King of Mars*
* "But why did you wink? Why'd you gimme a dollar?! My brain hurts!!!" -*Jimmy for President*
* "Jimmy Neutron, he's a spy! He's a kid and his hair is really high! He's got a friend named Carl who is really cool. And a friend named Sheen ... **WHO WAS HELD BACK FROM SCHOO-OOL!**" -*Operation: Rescue Jet Fusion*
* "Thanks. I saw that in a soap opera once..." -*Raise the Oozy Scab*
* "Who's eating *whom??*" -*Stranded*
* "Flying metal chicken..." -*The Eggpire Strikes Back*
* "I want my mommy!!!! ...And some fudge." -*Hall Monster*
* "So?? Pinching still hurts!" -*Normal Boy*
* "Thanks, guys! I thought I was gonna be snake food!" -*Beach Party Mummy*
* "Aw, come on, guys. Eighth place isn't so bad..." -*Battle of the Band*
* **"RUBY MADNESS! RUBY MADNESS!**" -*A Beautiful Mine*
* "Jimmy, why is it so unseasonably humid?" -*Sorry, Wrong Era*
* "Will you be my mommy?" -*Operation: Rescue Jet Fusion*
* "I'm a bad Watson!"-*Crime Sheen Investigation*
* "Uh, I want sour. No! Uh, salty. No! I don't know which one to choose!" - *Krunch Time*
* **"HELLO, RETROVILLE!** I hope you had a scrumpdillyicious day! Let's wish a big old happy birthday to old lady Nusbaum who turns 102 today! Here's a nice big weather center hug from Dr. Carl!" - *Lady Sings the News*
* "Do I have something on my lip?" -*Who's Your Mommy*
* "Who likes *fruit chewies*?" -*The Great Egg Heist*
* "Uh, Jimmy! I know you're kinda busy, but, uh... HELP!!!" -*When Pants Attack*
* "Somebody do something!" -*The League of Villains*
* "Hey, Jimmy, wanna see a frog?" -*Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius*
* "But Jimmy, I'm allergic to infrared!" -*The Great Egg Heist*
* "I don't wanna be a bubble boy!" -*Journey to the Center of Carl*
* "Uh, Mrs. Neutron? May I use your restroom because I really gotta...never mind" *- Runaway Rocketboy!*
* "Yeah but his heads still gonna explode! And Sheen's still our best friend somewhere deep down." -*Sheen's Brain*
* **"RED PIRATE!!!"** -*Monster Hunt*
* "We need more crab grass, **MORE!**" -*The Feud*
* "Baby Llamas in the meadow, baby Llamas in the meadow. Oh no, one of them escaping, he's heading towards town, town rhymes with crown! Jimmy and I disguised the Brain Drain Helmet as a crown!" -*Sheen's Brain*
* "Hey, you guys taste pretty good." -*Journey to the Center of Carl*
* "Hey, this astronaut food isn't too bad." -*Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius*
* "This is the end. My entire life's flashing before my eyes, good bye world!" -*Sheen's Brain*
* "Oh, no! I'm in my underwear at the maaaaaallllll!!!!!" -*I Dream of Jimmy*
* "You're the one who fell!" -*The League of Villains*
* "Oh, no... Goddard's eaten Jimmy!" -*Ultra Sheen*
* "Let's go eat." -*Professor Calamitous, I Presume*
* "Oh yeah, I'm bad! **I defeated Ultra Lord!**" -*Ultra Sheen*
* "Fix us Jimmy! I don't wanna be this old for fifty more years!" -*Grumpy Young Men*
* **"MUMMIES!!!"** -*Beach Party Mummy*
* "The Yolkians gave me a sipping chicken." -*The Eggpire Strikes Back*
* "Hop the, oh, I'm sorry Jimmy, I can't. You know some people can't whistle, some people can't snap their fingers, well I can't hop!" -*The Phantom of Retroland*
* "I don't sniff my feet! It just looks that way when I'm doing yoga!" -*Lady Sings the News*
* "He said I was gonna be dust in the wind!" -*Send in the Clones*
* "Oh, nothing. I think it's great that you delivered all the presents. And now everyone will realize that there really, is no such thing as **SAAAAANTA!!!!"** -*Holly Jolly Jimmy*
* "Ah, Llama Boy is how you say old school. May I say, you look enchanting tonight." -*Nightmare in Retroville*
* "What happened to the Mark III?" -*Jimmy Neutron's Nicktoon Blast*
* "Hi Jimmy, Can I touch your uniform" -*Hall Monster*
* "You should give it another chance" -*One of Us*
* "Get back, Ultra Lord! Don't make me pinch you!" -*Normal Boy*
* (In flashback) "I'm okay!" -*Is This Cute?*