The Southbank Shootout

Part of mass shootings in Australia

### **This is a fictional event that was made for a goofy intent**

The **Southbank shootout** was a violent confrontation and gunfight involving the both leaders of the Silly Brigade, several members of the Funny Parade, Queensland Police, eshays, furries, and supposedly Saint Nickolas, which took place in the South Brisbane suburb of Brisbane, Queensland, Australia on May 30, 2023.

Sixteen people were killed alongside two police officers, eight people were injured, and numerous vehicles and other property were damaged or destroyed by nearly 2-2.5 thousand rounds of ammunition fired by both gangs.

## The shootout

The events leading up to the shootout began at approximately 5:56 pm when Stampy Biggerbottom and Dietzen von Biggermore, prominent members of the Silly Brigade, paid a visit to the South Bank Furry Meet (SBFM). The purpose of their visit was to entertain and perform a mini-circus for the furry community, as Dietzen had recently established friendly relations with some of its members. However, this seemingly innocuous gathering soon took a violent turn.

Stampy and Dietzen found themselves unexpectedly confronted by Peter Cottontail and the Onion Man, accompanied by a sizable contingent of approximately 20 Funny Parade gang members. Tensions between the Silly Brigade and the Funny Parade had been escalating for months, fueled by territorial disputes and long-standing animosities.

At precisely 6:00 pm, the shootout erupted with Stampy firing his Colt Buntline revolver in the direction of Peter Cottontail. Tragically, his aim proved inaccurate, and a stray bullet struck a bystander instead. Realizing they were outnumbered and outgunned, Stampy and Dietzen hastily retreated toward the South Bank Furries, seeking refuge among their newly acquired allies. Dietzen, acting quickly, utilized his clown car as an arsenal, revealing a cache of sub-machine guns such as the MAC-10 and Thompson, alongside a significant supply of ammunition. With the aid of Dietzen's weapons and leadership, the South Bank Furries were swiftly conscripted into the escalating conflict. United in their determination to repel the Funny Parade gang, the makeshift alliance laid an ambush for their pursuers.

What ensued was a chaotic and harrowing gunfight, with gunfire echoing through the streets of South Brisbane. Both sides exchanged a staggering amount of ammunition, estimated to be between 2,000 and 2,500 rounds. The intensity of the firefight led to significant casualties, with a total of twenty-seven gang members from both factions losing their lives. Tragically, two police officers attempting to restore order also perished, while eight innocent bystanders sustained injuries amidst the chaos.

## Aftermath

The Southbank shootout left a trail of destruction in its wake, with numerous vehicles and properties damaged or destroyed by the relentless exchange of gunfire. The incident shocked the local community of South Brisbane in its peaceful precinct, prompting inquiries into the effectiveness of law enforcement and efforts to address the underlying causes of gang violence in the region.

Despite initial reports suggesting the involvement of Saint Nicholas, further investigation did not substantiate these claims. The presence of this enigmatic figure remains shrouded in mystery, with speculation and rumours persisting long after the Southbank shootout had faded from the public consciousness.

In the aftermath of the incident, both the Silly Brigade and Funny Parade faced intensified scrutiny from law enforcement agencies, leading to a series of high-profile arrests and dismantling of their respective criminal networks.