100 Years of Double Heads

## Overview

Double Heads Variety Hour presents "100 Years of Double Heads," where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox present a playlist exclusively of ska. They celebrate their 100th episode, interview a theremin, and host an endless stream of guests. Listen to the episode.

## Episode Summary

Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci are excited to celebrate their 100th episode with a special non-human guest. They quickly introduce Electra Thunderstorm, a local theremin who is operated by Aileen of the Theremin Army. The DJs ask that they stick around for the entire 90-minute show, and they agree. There are a lot of guests, and the DJs do a great job of farming everyone through quickly.

The first guest is Colleen, a groupie who follows the Theremin Army around. She brings the theremins Fig Newtons, cotton candy, almond milk, and gummy bears prior to their performances. She is from Madison, WI and was raised by professors, hence her love of theremins. While she has never played a theremin, she manages the Army's social media account: @ThereminGoodTimes225522.

The next guest is Spliff Kazoo, a musician from the Bermuda Triangle who was swept away in a storm with a ragtag team of Bermudan musicians and landed at Hula Hut. He's in town for a show the following week.

At this point Aileen confirms that theremins can also fart.

The next guests are real people: Charlie who works at Oddwood Brewing and Lauren Darcy who is a KOOP DJ. They talk about real things in their lives.

Peter the Milkman swings by to let the DJs know that his milk commune recently won a lawsuit against nut milk, and now all nut milk companies must pay royalties to use the word "milk" in their branding – which has made Peter and his community very wealthy. Mike Korolla also visits and announces that Wyandot, MI has officially declared every May 25 Double Heads Day in perpetuity – although he requests the DJs don't call the city to verify this.

Dr. Bronner shows up, and while the DJs hope he's bringing mail, he's just there to talk about his milk delivery work with Austin Powers (who is just a front for the Dairy Courtisan) and his birthday cake flavored soaps.

The DJs bring Gurgle back into the studio to get him out of their houses for a bit. He confirms that he prefers Dillon's house because it leaks a lot, and calls Zeus a "classy thief." Garrett visits and manages not to curse on live radio.

A woman the DJs have never met before comes to the studio to talk about her new business. Tami Toe is an entrepreneur from Tennessee who owns a new restaurant called Clonkers, which replaced the Hooter's on 1st Street. Her restaurant is for foot fetish enthusiasts and offers dishes such as Fried Green Toma-toes, Ti-toes Vodka, and more. She has 10 children and only lets them watch *Paw Patrol* and football.

Booger visits from the Calzoniverse looking to barter more than ever. He tried getting a "big boy" job but was fired for being drunk all the time. He also brought B-Vibes to the studio with him, who is a woman he met at the local carnival. She met him at the ferris wheel and drives a BMW 430i. The more the DJs pry into why she owns such a nice car, it becomes clear that they likely stole it.

Electra is also confirmed to have a fear of heights.

They end the show with everyone singing them happy birthday and signing off with gang vocal taglines. Since there was only one genre they do not decide whether the themes complement or contradict.

## Characters

Matt Fox

Dillon Minacci

Electra Thunderwave

Aileen

Colleen

Spliff Kazoo

Charlie

Lauren Darcy

Peter the Milkman

Mike Korolla

Dr. Bronner

Gurgle

Garrett

Tami Toe

Booger

B-Vibes

## Featured Music

The Ethiopians - "Train to Skaville"

Reel Big Fish - "Join the Club"

The Specials - "Rat Race"

Operation Ivy - "Bankshot"

Prince Buster - Judge Dread"