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Battle of Cringe Trench

• Successful Fort Cring withdrawal of friendly military personnel (except one horse)

Tactical Quahogian Victory

• Fort Cring forces repelled

## Commanders and Leaders

### Leaders of 1st Faction

Quahog:
• Zipeo

• BigGreenMan

• The entire population of Quahog

### Leaders of 2nd Faction

Fort Cring:
• sulkyskeleton

• gnocchiiii

## Casualties and Losses

### Losses of 2nd Faction

1 horse (POW)

The Battle of Cringe Trench was a battle fought between sulkyskeleton and gnocchiiii vs BigGreenMan and Zipeo.

## Pre-Battle

Sulkyskleton and gnocchiiii were digging a trench around the walls of Quahog, when Zipeo noticed. Zipeo taunted the duo for a while, pointing his weapons at them and laughing. But he didn't do anything, until BigGreenMan arrived. BigGreenMan questioned the two, and then with Zipeo's help, he began to attack and chase the two.

## Battle

Zipeo and BigGreenMan chased Sulky and Gno through the Cringe Trench, and eventually pushed them back into Fort Cring. Since Sulky had taken the precaution of walling the fort and adding a rule board, it was technically considered an settlement, and killing is illegal in settlements. BigGreenMan gathered reinforcements, and soon the entire population of Quahog had surrounded the fort. From the Libtard Manor tower, Sulky and Gno shot arrows down to keep the invaders back. This went on for about twelve minutes, until Gno managed to teleport out. Sulky had to use Gno's horse to escape through the portal, but BigGreenMan managed to capture the horse.

## Casualties

No one actually died during this skirmish. However, Gno's horse was captured. As of the writing of this article, Cringe Trench still stands.
Reptile Wand

The Reptile Wand possesses a bit of an ancient, mysterious magic. The snake skin is fake, although it feels like it could be very real.

## Dropped By

* Great Frog
* Gal Roach

## Trivia

* Both the Reptile Wand and the Red Archer set were stated to have been made out of leatherlike material.
* The Reptile Wand is among the pieces of equipment Flashlight237 wanted to make upgrades for along with the Pitchfork, Ninja set, and the Red Archer set.
Myrmidons Wiki

The year is 2019, and the world is in shambles. The United States is on the brink of full-scale rebellion as President Jeb Bush seeks to calm a populace affected by massive unemployment and no economic growth. China has seized the title of the world's superpower, and they rule with an iron fist, quickly quashing any who would speak against them. Hundreds of new factions across the world have formed to take advantage of these chaotic times. To combat all the chaos, PMCs are being utilized by every government in the world. These mercenaries are tasked with carrying out jobs that the government either doesn't have the manpower form or doesn't want the public to see them undertaking.

## Myrmidon International

Welcome to the Myrmidon information network. Any additional intel should be requested from Communications Officer Davis.

## Intel

Dossiers

Factions

House Rules

Mission Sitreps

News

## Latest activity

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Big Ben

Big Ben, also known as Ben Shapiro Map Art or Ben Shapiro Pixel Art, is a gargantuan monument to the Tran-tastic King of Facts, Ben Shapiro. Its Manlet Glory is visible from the dynmap, and although it is difficult to make out the glorious face of Benny Boy if you see it in person, there is an altar present for making sacrifices to our vagina-having logic lord.
Academi

Academi is the old guard in the PMC world. They were previously known as Blackwater, and they were the first PMC to gain national prominence in the U.S. Erik Prince, a former U.S. Navy Seal, founded the group in 1997. However, since 2010, Academi has been owned by a group of investors. They work almost exclusively with the U.S. government, and they take the majority of the governments PMC contracts. They have the highest number of ex-military personnel, and the provide unrivaled training courses that are even open to the general public. Academi is based out of North Carolina.
Apron

Good for keeping an other food scum off your clothes when cooking

## Dropped by

* Cionic Organism
* Saw Guardian

## Trivia

* The misspelling is actually in the item description, lol
* The apron was originally one of the rarer vanity items in the game, though became much more common thanks to them becoming common drops when killing a Saw Guardian.
Ironside Brigade

The Ironside Brigade is led by former U.S. Navy Seal Geronimo Lincoln. Based out of rural Tennessee, this PMC has been involved in more land-based proxy wars than any other PMC. They offer one on one handler service to support the needs of all agents in the field. IB is unaffiliated with any government or corporation, and they have the highest number of successful missions of any PMC since their founding in 2015. They were voted #1 in Solder of Fortune's ranking of the 20 most exciting PMCs to work for.
Banks

Banks

For opening a bank account, one may need valid **Social Security Number** and **resident address**. Usually it is enough to provide address of your temporary accommodation and change it when you move to your permanent address.

Online banking functionality is very limited compare to, for example, Europe. The most common way of payment are **cash** and **checks** (banks usually provide only for fee). Credit / **debit card** can be used on-line, in most shops and for some utility payments (i.e. internet). Most other utilities can be paid in online banking. Ask bank teller to walk you through, because this is not very intuitive.

Transfer from account to account practically do not exist (or are expensive). Some use 3rd party services such as Venmo, other go with cash or checks. Ask your landlord what is the preferred way of paying the rent. If you rent from a company, chances are it can be paid online. If you rent from private person, you may end up bringing cash in person every month :)

When deciding which bank to create account with, choose some one with branches at convenient locations (you will need to visit it at least once a month), is close to university (they have experience with foreign students) and ask them if they are able to deposit/cash the checks you will be getting from your national Fulbright Commission. Even some major national banks may struggle with it.

Experience: When depositing Chase issued travel check in Chase bank, it took 2 business days before funds were available. That may be an issue especially with the first check when you need to pay the first rent and an deposit before you can move in.
Autumnstar

Autumnstar is a fluffy ginger tabby she-cat with green eyes and white markings on her legs, tail, chest, and face.

Rank: Leader

## Names

Current: Autumnstar

Kit: Autumn

## Personality

Autumnstar is a fair and just leader. She treats everyone equal. However, she has little confidence in herself because of horrible events that occurred in her past. She has a stubborn, impulsive streak. She doesn’t truly trust many cats, and keeps a front over her pain.

## History

Autumnstar was born a kittypet, Autumn. She only met her father once, and then he left. Her mother, Amber, refused to speak his name. Her mother took her and her two littermates, Shimmer and Stem, into the wild. She could barely catch enough prey to feed the family. When Autumn was three moons old, leaf-bare came. Amber got sick. Autumn and her littermates got thinner and thinner. Autumn and Stem, being the strongest, took most of the hunting onto their own shoulders. Shimmer took care of Amber.

However, Amber got worse and worse, and she died a half moon later. Autumn and Stem tried, but prey was scarce, and Shimmer wasn’t much of a hunter. The kits were malnourished and small. They had almost died when they were welcomed in by three rogues, Snow, Earth, and Sun. Sun and Earth were mates, and Snow was their young daughter. Earth was the leader. They took the three kits in. The three kits lived happily for many moons. The only odd thing was that Stem, Autumn’s brother, Stem, had started going by Adder.

When the kits were fifteen moons old, they met a ThunderClan patrol. They attacked each other, and the Thunderclan patrol killed Snow, knocking her into the river, where she drowned, although she was never found. Adder, who had grown very fond of Snow, called for war on ThunderClan. Earth turned him down, knowing that all of their cats would be slaughtered. Adder fell back, but he grew bitter and cold.

A moon later, Autumn and Shimmer found a young ThunderClan apprentice, Bushpaw, on the border. He was badly injured. The two took him in and took care of him. Earth found out and agreed with their decision. Adder disagreed, but Earth once again shot him down. In a fit of temper, Adder killed him.

Adder declared himself leader and demanded that Bushpaw leave. Shimmer disagreed, and Adder attacked. She wasn’t a fighter, she had always been a healer. Autumn tried to defend her, but she was badly injured in the process, as Adder was bigger and stronger. Shimmer told Autumn to run, and she died giving her sister a chance to escape. She was led to Starclan by Amber, which Autumn later saw.

Autumn and Bushpaw stopped far outside the territory. They knew they couldn’t go back. The two decided to create a Clan, and appointed Autumn leader, renaming her Autumnstar. The two began gathering warriors to create a Clan.

## Lives

First life: Thunderstar- compassion

Second life: Windstar- cleverness

Third life: Riverstar- courage

Fourth life: Shadowstar- justice

Fifth life: Skystar- resilience

Sixth life: Earth- leadership

Seventh life: Autumnstar’s father- loyalty

Eighth life: Amber- love

Ninth life: Shimmer- healing
Paperwork with School

## Paperwork with the School

Different School districts may have slightly different requirements concerning the medical form to fill. Each school or city district have a different Medical form to be filled by your children pediatrician (on the school website). It is hard to guess from abroad in which area you are finally going to live. Even we had a form from different school and different city approved by czech pediatrician, we had no problems with our final school and need no changes or additional approving.

Schools are responsive just a little bit, they do not want to spend time with people from other areas, so firstly they are asking if you are resident within the school area. And until you live in their school district, schools are not very keen in answering your questions.

- medical form can be downloaded from web site and filled out and confirmed by doctor in your country

- list of mandatory vaccination is usually also available online - state dependent

- To have everything covered is convenient to have International Vaccination Certificate (Mezinárodní očkovací prukaz) for your kids before you leave. Make sure that all required vaccinations are there. Otherwise missing vaccination can lead to not accepting or refusing to have a child at public school even after a child was attending if for a half a year.

Generally vaccination is pretty similar to one in Czech republic. Required vaccination is by state, so it should be enough if you find the state requirements. In our case we did not need to get another vaccination, so the common vaccination schedule from CZ was sufficient.

If the child is not having some vaccination (which is possible is US), the child can not be accepted to public schools and have to attend private schools only (school fees required).

After having all of this, we had no problem with kids getting accepted to the public school.

After arrival and founding the rental house or appartment, we have just called the school within the school district and brought all above mentioned documents together with our ID and lease form to the school registration office and child was without any problem registered and was able to start school right away.
Cell phone

You can't live in the USA without a phone number. If you plan to use your cell phone for calling and texting, you may be good with your non-US cell phone.

There are four (soon may be only three) main Mobile Network Providers (MNP):

- T-Mobile

- Verison

- AT&T

- Sprint

There are many virtual operators that use one of networks above or use wifi (!).

**Your non-US cellphone is probably GSM. In that case you need to get SIM from AT&T or T-Mobile** or any virtual operator using their network. The other two operators run different technology called CDMA that is not compatible with GSM.

There is high probability that your non-US cell phone will be unable to use data (or will be extremely slow, or will work only in some places). For more info see section below.

More on networks here: https://prepaid-data-sim-card.fandom.com/wiki/United\_States (info about prepaid cards, but technical information applies to postpaid SIM cards as well).

It may be quite difficult to get information on which MNP alternative operator uses. Some are listed here: https://www.frequencycheck.com/countries/united-states

Using virtual operator that utilizes Wifi is a lottery - on some places it works, on some you can't make a call.

**Personal experience**: H2O Wireless has good prices and decent services and runs on AT&T network

## Data Plan

For using data, you need a cell phone that supports frequencies used by that carrier. You can do that here (button 'Check Compatibility' at the header of the page): https://www.frequencycheck.com/

Not every frequency (for LTE it is called band) is used everywhere - so if your phone supports only some bands, you may be without data in some places.

Also check coverage of selected Mobile Network Provider in areas you plan to use the phone. In general, quality of signal is worse in buildings (even shopping malls), and it is not uncommon that carrier has several spots without coverage even in cities. Despite their web site claims 100% coverage in the area.

Coverage:

- AT&T: https://www.att.com/maps/wireless-coverage.html

- T-Mobile: https://www.t-mobile.com/coverage/coverage-map

- Verizon: https://www.verizonwireless.com/featured/better-matters/?map=4glte#maps

- Sprint: https://coverage.sprint.com/IMPACT.jsp?

Not all devices sold on MNP's online shop support all the bands they use. Usually one can get better device for better price on amazon, but compatibility with chosen network needs to be checked on https://www.frequencycheck.com/models. Also make sure that the device is unlocked for any carrier.
Birthday Hat

The Birthday Hat can be bought for next to nothing; it's worn by folks to celebrate birthdays.

## Dropped By

* Rafflesia (Uncommon)
* Ground Spitter (rare)

## Trivia

* Interestingly, despite its description, the birthday hat costs way more than a White T-Shirt, which is sold for only $10 and also claimed to be buyable to next to nothing.
Morioh

Morioh is a town named after the setting of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond Is Unbreakable. It is a quite small town with no building rules other than every location must be a JoJo reference in some form. It has been described as a "beautiful duwang"

## Locations

* Yoshikage Kira's house
* Tonio's Restaurant
* Superfly
* A water tower
* Kakyoin's donut shop
* Morioh Cho radio headquarters
* Green Dolphin Street Prison
* The Roundabout
* Stroheim's Germas science workshop
New Doge City

New Doge City is a tiny town close just south of Cockistan, founded by Sulkyskeleton and freshman666. It was formerly a randomly generated village, until Sulky came across the town by accident. Freshman came along to help, and the two managed to build it up a little bit, until nether portal issues forced them to relocate to Jesusberg. Now, the town sits abandoned. Notable buildings include: Freshman's apartment, the bank, the farm, and the "NEW" sign that floats above.

The city was annexed and completely remodeled on March 13, 2019.
Tosikc820

Tosikc820 is a self described "chess enthusiast" who plays video games. He has a misshapen heart as a result of his birth with jaundice.

## Season 1

he lived in Quahog and unfortunately survived the town's destruction by nuke

## Season 2

made a gay unfinished house in which to live and presumably conduct various homosexual activities

## the csgo tournament

during the csgo tournament he got a sick 3 killsteak with the awp during the infamous counter stake tournament which prompted c5y to ask tosikc to switch to his team, and tosikc humbly agreed and then he won the cs:go tournament
Milo Pendergrass

Commander Milo Pendergrass is a former U.S. Marine and founder of Myrmidon International. He spends most of his time overseeing operations at the Kansas facility, and he also acts as the face of the corporation with regards to the media. Pendergrass is also responsible for answers to the secretive backers who bankroll the PMC.
Goldenfrost

**Goldenfrost** is the current medicine cat of AutumnClan. He belongs to Qibli77.

some stuff I'll organize later:

* wishes he had an apprentice
* is afraid of growing too old to continue his medicine cat job
* hated the smell of herbs at the beginning of his apprenticeship; eventually got used to it
* is paranoid about the leader and deputy being corrupt for some reason
Chandlar Lurdson

## This guy was here on the first day of the server

fuckj back in my day we used wooden picks

During the steaki cheating crisis they got stuck in creative for like 20 mins and ironically had to beg to exit creative mode before the admins went offline lol.

Rumor has it that after remembering the line of events it was steaki them self who put chan into creative, at the time chan didn't realize it but chan had seen steaki's creative item stash. It is believed out of fear and confused steaki put chan into creative to "recover" items cuz steaki's cheating was right after those 2 guys that cheated and killed everyone lol.

After exiting the server through discord chan relayed the stash's location to Thatoldjojoguy on discord and he blew it up.

## Sansberg

Technically still treasurer of the now mostly abandoned sansberg, they used to live in the menstrual fluid house down by the farms.

They bought a potato for 50 diamonds and it got stolen sad face

Also they contributed like 50+ stacks of smooth stone and +30 buckets of lava for smelting.

also sign griefed that yucky nether tower at the edge of sansberg.

Contributed to the 4th diamond block of sansberg nether portal, before that one got stolen too.

## Quahog

Brought a beacon to this place and dugout around 6 large chests worth of blocks lol

## Society

Added a full public enchant room.

Added a level 1 beacon but later revoked it.

## Coolsville

Made a farm and didn't get the diamond hoe achievement fuckj

Still owns a 1st generation shield from this place

## Retard Valley

Made the community mine and added carrot farms, wheat, and cows nearby.
Kevin Young

Kevin Young is a white supremacist from the state of Nebraska. Finding the Stormfront online group at the age of 11, he quickly became enamored with white supremacy. He had several run ins with the law for petty crimes, and he was implicated by never convicted in the shooting of a young black student in his hometown.

Young was selected to run one of the first "White Strongholds" for Stormfront. Established in Roseland, Nebraska, the compound, called Mt. Purity, was quickly stocked with many white nationalists. With Young's intimidation tactics, the local police force is basically under his control as well.
OkBuddia Wiki

## Welcome to the OkBuddia Wiki

Welcome to the OkBuddia Wiki, retard. Make pages of events, cities, people, whatever. Just don't be a liberal

***also if you use the MM/DD/YY format for dates i will fucking end your cock and balls. just say "2 february 2019" or some shit jesus christ people***
## Latest gay pages edited and things

balls

Photos and videos are a great way to barf all over kyles Xbox and blame him
The Tekashi Temple

Also known as 69x5

The Tekashi Temple is a religious structure built by ChiaPetDie, as one of his first actions in the server. It has been standing almost completely untouched in it's creation on January 5th, 2019, and is one of the largest singular structures on the server. It's large, polarizing image compared to the natural territory around it gives it an intimidating appearance.

It is unknown how many people have visited the temple, or if the temple will ever increase in size.

## The Temple

The temple is a large, 150 block wide lava-casted structure located at 6969,6969. On the outside, a nether portal stands in front of the tunnel that leads inside. After the walk inside, a small room displays a pumpkin with the coordinates 6969,69,6969, as the heart of the temple. A sign on the pumpkin also displays transcriptions of Tekashi 6ix9ine's "Gummo", with varying amounts of grammar or legibility used. Above the pumpkin, a water elevator leads to the top of the temple.

## History

The Tekashi Temple has remained dormant for most of it's life, with very little conflict happening from any group over control of the structure. It has served as a beacon and time capsule of an earlier time on the server, with it's primitive construction and retarded theme making it a memorable structure for any of those who visit.

## Conflicts

#### **The Bavarian Takeover**

For an unknown amount of time, two signs were placed on the temple claiming it as territory (Specifically, District 69) of The Bavarian Empire. No evidence besides this has been found that this empire ever existed, and these signs were the only acknowledgement of the empire to be found. The signs were removed swiftly after this event was discovered.
Multiplex Cortex

**This page contains spoilers!**
This article contains spoilers for the story of Eliatopia, for it has been edited by Shellshockers... They know far too much.

### Poison Resistance

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A grotesque creation of the Consciousness Research Facility, it was design with the intent of harboring multiple consciousnesses in a single brain. Additionally, it incorporates similar technology to the Cionic Organism, this time allowing the brain to channel energy into its nearby surroundings. This feature allows it to channel electricity into the floor through powerful brain waves. Despite being a large, vulnerable, mushy organ, the brain has an adequate amount of defense. This is accomplished by having the brain output extremely prevalent EEG waves, which offer a layer of protection to the tender brain's meat. The Multiplex Cortex is tuned to three separate human consciousnesses at once. Frequency 1 is tuned to 7281 mHz which is a consciousness by the name of Scott. Frequency 2 is at 839102 mHz of a human consciousness named Tonya. Frequency 3 is 73192 mHz of a human consciousness named Baldwin.

## Drops

* Crab Leg (Quest Item)
* Small Mushroom (Quest Item)
* Monster Bone (Quest Item)
* Nerd Glasses
* Raggedy Cape
* Princess Slippers
* Princess Scepter
* Princess Stockings
* Red Cape
* Blue Wizard Cape
* Spider Pack
* Police Vest
* Backpack
* Priest Shoes
* Striker Bow
* HEO Hood
* Stop Sign
* Ironclad Pants
* Bull Whip
* Chaos Whip
* Cleric's Cross
* Colt Pistol
* Scythe
* Teardrop Blade
* Romance Legs
* Element Staff
* Apple
* Cherries
* Stage 4 Sharpening Stone
* Stage 1 Fire Rune
* Stage 4 Fire Rune
* Stage 5 Electric Rune
After you arrive

Check the propositions you got from your national Fulbright Committee, they will guide you.

However, it is important to send your paperwork to IIE as soon as possible. This is needed to start process of getting your SSN (social security number). Without SSN you may have hard times to get a bank account, car insurance and register your car, to name a few. So **if you plan to get a car, start your SSN application process as soon as possible!**

Even if you have SSN from your previous stay, it may be inactive (because you were out of the USA). **Inactive SSN** is better than none (it is good for opening bank account, getting car insurance), but you can't get permanent tag for your car, for example. So do your paperwork and get it activated as soon as possible!
Marshmallow Stick

The Marshmallow Stick is a stick with a marshmallow stuck to the end. The marshmallow appears to be dipped in something radioactive.

## Dropped By

* Hellshag
* Tesla Crawler
* Mandrake(?)

## Trivia

* The Marshmallow Stick is based on the Marshmallow of Toxic Loserdom from Total Drama Revenge of the Island. Interestingly, unlike any of the contestants of Total Drama, the Eliatopians didn't give a sh\*\* about being near a radioactive marshmallow, let alone holding one or even two of them on a stick.

* Hilariously, despite Harry Potter being both immensely more powerful and more popular than Total Drama, the Marshmallow Stick is stronger than the Hawthorn Wand.
CWCNation

The City-State of CWCNation was formed on the 10th of February under the name Neo-Israel. It is located at -221,69, 1033.

### Founding and Growth

Formed on February 10th near Sansberg, CWCNation, then known as Neo-Israel, quickly expanded. Enveloping a sizable chunk of land near Sansberg. In March it changed it's name from Neo-Israel to CWCNation in honor of the Goddess Christine Chandler.

### Occupants

Ishmozthemolegod

Deltazoom78

Synxie (Slave)

## Politics

The CWCNation was officially allied with the city-state of Garfelia as of the 7th of March, 2019. It is currently Garfelia's only official ally.
GametBiggetje

## History

Gametbiggetje joined on the 3th of january 2019.

In his early life he lived in a self-made stone shack in the Ayran woods. Later he was tired of living in the small shack with a torture chamber as basement so he created his own town called FardTown. For a long time economy has been bad for both Gametbiggetje and Fardtown. The first diamonds he earned were from a polar bear he sold to HairyFourskin. Later he decided to open a mine which went relatively successful. After he opened some factories stuff realy started to blow up and he is now guessed to be one of the richest people on the server. He has spent quite alot of time wandering around Buenos Aires and has recently built a house in Cockistan.

## Social life

Gametbiggetje manages to get around pretty well with the other people in the server and has no real enemies. Even though there is only 1 other person living in his home town he doesn't realy seem to bother about that.

## Achievements

Gametbiggetje has founded FardTown

Built the railroad between Fardtown and UwUville

Has helped start up offswitch 2

Holds the record of most V-Bucks ever Achieved 1004000

First Vbucks milionair

Is an retard

## Future

In the future Gametbiggetje would like to focus on expanding Fardtown and his wealth. He would also like to help out other people and expand/start up settlements. His big dream is to become president of the Nether and give FardTown more recognision.
Jameson O'Reiley

Special Ordinance Manager Jameson O'Reiley joined Myrmidon in 2015 after fleeing Ireland to escape his I.R.A. affiliations. During his younger days, he studied at M.I.T. until he dropped out to join the civil war in Ireland. O'Reiley supplies field agents with specialized tech or any other supplies ourtside of Boomdog's purview.
Dickweed Island

Map of Dickweed Island, taken from the Dynmap.

Dickweed Island is a pair of Islands in the Northern Peninsula, and has diplomatic relationships with Cockistan. Guantanamo Bay, and Cudda.

## History

The island was uninhabited until late febuary 2019, it was originally called the Weed Islands. It was renamed to Dickweed because the northern island looks like a dick.

The portal (the destroyed one on the northern island) was the first human-made object on Dickweed, it was created by accident when 79589666 tried to get to the snow biome.

In late febuary people started moving into the island, due to the limited amount of space a bridge between the north and south islands was made, this happened around the same time as the construction of most of the buildings.

## Dickweed Island Locales

* Coochie Castle
* Cockistan Embassy / Official Dickweed Island Mosque
* Cudda Embassy
* Cow Farm
* Chicken Farm
* Dickweed Island Bridge
* Dickweed Island Dock
* Enchantment House
* Guantanamo Bay Embassy
* Grave of the Cringe Ass Nae-Nae Baby
* Pussy Protector Dock
* Slave Island
* Sans Pixel Art
* Mushroom House
* Poop Cube & Poop Cube Jr.
* The Polar Bear From the Middle of the Ocean
* The Trash Can
* Tumble Fuck Island
* Toe Juice Island
* Unnamed Cave

## Residents

Currently, there are 5 residents of Dickweed Island, including the mayor. These include;

* Dragonitelova (Mayor)
* KazooVEVO
* PriceDawn
* Canitch
* Diavolole
* goldrat1 (immigrated, house unfinished)

## Landscape

Dickweed Island's fauna mostly consists of short Spruce Trees, Oak Trees, and Birch Trees. The only exception is slave island, which contains one Jungle Tree for the planting of cacao beans. Most of the trees in the North Island are located on the high ridge. Kazoo has also introduced Chorus Plants into the high ridge.

## Hyperloop Location

Dickweed Island is located south of Retard Junction and at the end of it's avenue, after U.R.E.T.H.R.A. Originally, the chest next to the portal to Dickweed Island had a book in it, which is now missing.

## Trivia

* Dragonitelova has two dogs, one named Dinnerbone.
* Dragonitelova owns an estate in Cockistan.
* KazooVEVO harbors an unrelenting hatred of Kiwitch, and has expressed the desire to rip out his jugular.
* PriceDawn responds with 'ok' to whatever someone says in chat.
* Tumble Fuck Island is reserved for Canitch.
* Despite Poop Cube's wife filing for divorce, he was still able to obtain custody of Poop Cube Jr.
* On August 19th, 2004, the Cringe Ass Nae-Nae Baby was shot to death outside of Dragonitelova's home.
Archer Shirt

The archer shirt is a very thin, crappy green shirt meant to represent a fellow beginner archer.

## Trivia

* The Archer Shirt, along with the Pro Archer Shirt, is among the first pieces of archer equipment implemented into the game.

* The Archer Shirt also appears in Helmet Heroes. Unlike the Eliatopian Archer Shirt, the Archer Shirt from Helmet Heroes is comfy to wear and it has a steep $1700 price tag. This would imply that the Archer Shirt from Helmet Heroes is made out of a more expensive fabric than the Archer Shirt from Eliatopia.
Grugville

Grugville (Officially the Serene Republic of Grugville) is a city in OkBuddia. As of now, it is a quiet city. It lies at the junction of the abandoned cities of Yugoslavia and Mafia City. To it's east is BenShapiroLand.

## History

It's not known when the area now known as Grugville was settled, but before Grugville, an unfinished town named Elon Musk Land was where Grugville is today. Elon Musk Land would later be abandoned, until a new player found the land and began settling on it.

## Surroundings

Mafia City, Yugoslavia, Sansberg, and BenShapiroLand are all surrounding Grugville. Small, one-person settlements can also be found, including a looted village to the north.

## Attractions

### Great Wall of Grug

The Great Wall of Grug began construction after the founding of Grugville. Most of it is about 6 blocks high.

### Grug Catacombs

The Catacombs in Grugville were created due to a need of cobblestone for the building of the Great Wall. It spans under most of the mountainous terrain of Grugville.

### Melon Tower

The Melon Tower began construction on February 28th and was finished on March 7th. It is a tower reaching the sky limit created entirely from melons arranged in a 5x5 square pattern.

## Boomer Cave

Boomer Cave is the underground district of Grugville. it is accessible via a massive water elevator.
AutumnClan

AutumnClan’s territory is deep in a forest. No one really knows about them, except the rogues who live right beside them. They eat basically squirrels, mice, vole, shrews, and occasionally rabbits. They climb trees and run better than average.

## Allegiances

Leader: Autumnstar: Ginger she-cat with gold tabby stripes, long, fluffy fur, and green eyes(Age: 23 moons)(Roleplayed by Autumnfrost547)

Deputy: Maplepelt- tabby Tom with a dark orange almost red pelt and green eyes(Role-played by Red Destruction)

Med. Cat: Goldenfrost - bright golden-ginger tabby tom with white markings and deep brown eyes; 40 moons (Roleplayed by Qibli77)

Dawnpaw- Dark grey tabby she-cat with a white muzzle., dark grey-blue eyes. (Age:9 moons) (Goosely122)

Warriors: Bushpelt- dark tabby tom with amber eyes(Age: 14 moons)(Roleplayed by Autumnfrost547)(Apprentice: Snowpaw)

Fireyeyes- dark ginger tom with red eyes(age: 20 moons) (RPd by SKETCHYWOLF.52)

Sunpelt- yellow tom with one green eye, one red eye(age: 20 moons) (SKETCHYWOLF.52)

Redfur- dark ginger she-cat with red eyes(age: 20 moons) (SKETCHYWOLF)

Blackstorm- Black tom with grey-blue eyes, senior warrior. Big and chubby. (Age: 62 moons) (Goosely122)

Rainspring: pretty smoky-gray she-cat with dark blue eyes (age: 18 moons) (Jayfeather 76)

Sparkbelly- Small fluffy orange she-cat (age: 42 moons) (Goosely122)

Apprentices: Snowpaw-white she-cat with green eyes(Age: 7 moons)(Role-played by Athenabird)

Mushroompaw-Small black tom with dark amber eyes, (Age: 9 moons) (Goosely122)

Sugarpaw- white she-cat with blue eyes (Age: 6 moons) (Jayfeather 76)

Queens: Moonbranch - pale cream tabby she-cat with pale greenish-yellow eyes; 35 moons (Roleplayed by Qibli77) (Kits: Viperkit, black tabby she-kit with emerald green eyes, and Rainkit, dark gray tabby tom-kit with pale green eyes; both kits are 4 moons)

Cherryspark- mottled ginger she-cat with green eyes(Age: 20 moons) (RP-d by SKETCHYWOLF.52)

Elders: Canarychirp - Orange she-cat (fur fades to yellow) with blueish-green eyes; 95 moons (Roleplayed by AppleTheRainWing543)

Robincrest - Brown tom with a red/orange chest and dark brown eyes; 93 moons (Roleplayed by AppleTheRainWing543)
Azulong

The Azulong, aka the Seiryuu or Azure Dragon, represents the eastern region of the cosmos. On Eliatopia, the Azulong is a wise creature. It provides guidance to nature and those who follows it. At night, the Azulong would head up to the waterfall and drink the water. The water drank by the Azulong is said to have healing powers. The Azulong mainly eats fish from within the rivers and lake it drinks from. Unfortunately pollution and Xantis' desire for conquest had made the Azulong's numbers dwindle, rendering it an endangered species. The ones that attacked were most likely afraid that you're one of those entities that pollute or gun down anything in your path.

## Drops

* Blueberries
* Green Soda
* Cleric's Cross
* Moonlight Cloak
* Moonlight Wand
* Moonlight Shoes
* Moonlight Helmet
* Moonlight Armor
* Moonlight Shield
* Teardrop Blade
* Beetle Whip
* Element Staff
* Moonlight Legs

## Trivia

* The Azulong was based on the Azure Dragon, which is one of the Four Beasts in oriental mythology. It's alternate name "Seiryuu" is the Japanese name of the Azure Dragon.
* The Azulong's name came from the Digimon Azulongmon.
* In the concept art of Azulong, the Azulong is shown bypassing a player's force field and going toe-to-toe against a Scorpee.

Concept/Demonstration Art of Azulong
Kentucky Fried Chicken

Kentucky Fried Chicken (or KFC for short) is a shop on Piss Highway created by CreditWorthy. It currently sells Chicken, Iron, and Cobblestone fresh from the slave plantation. It is 100% Halal.

"Hey! Let's go to Kentucky Fried Chicken! The best shop on the server!"

*This advertisement for Kentucky Fried Chicken paid for by the government of the sovereign state of Palestine*
Poo and Pee islands

## History

Poo and Pee islands was a collection of islands established sometime in March 2019, home to only one resident, Joe\_314.

It is now nonexistent, as the map has been reset since.

## General information

It acted as a collection of private islands that Joe\_314 used because he wanted to have his own mine, among other things.

## The main island

   The main island had Joe\_314's house on it. It was pretty epic.

## Location

The portal to Poo and Pee islands was far down Walter Highway, over 10k blocks out in the overworld.
Jesse "Black Wolf" Roundtree

Black Wolf is a former U.S. army ranger. He is an efficient field agent who currently has the most missions under his belt within Myrmidon. Black Wolf is typically tasked with breaking in new groups of agents on their first missions. It is said that he is being groomed for a leadership role within the organization, and perhaps he might even be Bill Abernathy's replacement. He is a rather stoic agent who is particularly proud of his Cherokee heritage.
Hawthorn Wand

The Hawthorn Wand is a natural wand carved out of a twig.

## Trivia

* The Hawthorn Wand is based on the wands used in the Harry Potter series. Harry Potter wands all made use of two items: a real-life wood used for the structure of the wand and a power core made out of part of a mythological creature. Interestingly, one mythological creature, the Jackalope, can actually be found in real life in the form of rabbits that are infected with Shope papilloma virus.
Loners

Loners live alone, as their name suggests. They live wherever they can, eat whatever is edible, and most of them stay out of Clan business.

## Basic Info

Loners most often live in Twolegplace, where food is plentiful and there are places to sleep. Many Twolegs will put out food for the loners that come by. A few live in the forest, where they feel more free. What they eat depends on where they live. Loners in Twolegplace eat Twoleg stuff and rats, and those who live in the forest catch and eat forest prey.

## List of Loners

None as of now

*Ask before sticking your cat in the list please, and then wait until we accept your cat. Makes things easier.*
Rogue Group

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The rogue group is a group of mysterious cats who live near AutumnClan. They haven’t done much so far, but the cats of AutumnClan are on constant alert. Rumors of past interactions with AutumnClan have every cat’s fur standing on end. It is uncertain whether the rogues have any hostile intentions or not, but, until they have shown so, every cat is ready and waiting for them to strike

## Basic Info

The rogues love in a forest near AutumnClan. The forest consists of deciduous trees with many brambles. The ground is uneven, and small ponds and marshy areas are common throughout the territory. They hold camp in a ring of trees surrounded by a steam and several bramble thickets. They eat whatever is edible.

## Allegiances

Leader: Adder- dark tabby tom with amber eyes

Deputy: Skipper- light gray she-cat with a white chest and belly, and dark gray dapples across her back. She has blue eyes

Fighters: None as of now

Queens: None as of now

B*efore anyone asks, the rogues have no medicine cat, the warriors are called fighters, and cats are supposed to stay as a fighter until they die, regardless of age, with the exception of queens.*
Gnocchiiii

## Overview

gnocchiiii is basically a cringe ass bastard who is a Gamer/Trusted citizen of OkBuddia. gnocchiii currently resides in UwUville .

## History

gnocchiiii joined the server around early February, 2019 after discovering it through le epic subreddit. She first began her adventure on the outskirts of Loliwood , where she stratigically turned a giant red mushroom into an awesomesauce base. gnocchiiii later built a semi-permanent home inside of the city walls where she stayed for a while. After "not feeling" Loliwood any longer due to its pseudopedophilic name, she took a chance and built a pretty epic base in the now absolutely fucking destitute U.R.E.T.H.R.A. This was a fucking mistake, but the base was looking kind of quirky doe still. These living quarters were also abandoned, and gnocchiiii let out a desperate cry into chat, "hey where should i move lol". "uwuville lol," the mayor of UwUville, caviaopstok2, said in a shamless moment of self-promotion. "ok" gnocchiiii said and she built a humble abode where she resides currently. She has developed a hatred towards the degenerate pervert Kiwitch over time, also occasionally clashing with other citizens including \_libtard\_69. A significant moment of glory for gnocchiiii was being one of the founding Diggas of Cringe Trench. gnocchiiii was the first one to work on it after its founder, sulkyskeleton, also fighting alongside him in the Battle of Cringe Trench.

## Antics

gnocchiiii is kind of fucking retarded. She is known for needing frequent teleports to spawn after falling into either lava or the void. There is a rumor that gnocchiiii spawned a Wither on the outskirts of the settlement [REDACTED], but it has not been verified.

gnocchiiii was once almost robbed of 10 diamonds, but avoided making the payment or being killed by standing on Big Ben. However, the reprehensible criminal WiderThanAStik still killed her, but she got her shit back.

gnocchiiii may play a role in the lore of Tom and jerry hottest sex scene DIGITALLY REMASTERED.  *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

Once, \_libtard\_69, infamous for filling the discord with scat porn, compared gnocchiiii to Kiwitch. However, gnocchiiii is not a degenerate.
Duncan "Crow" Calahan

Duncan "Crow" Calahan Age: 24, Former Member of the U.S. Military First Recon Battalion. After a personal conflict with his commanding officer about an order to execute P.O.W.s, He socked him in the mouth and went AWOL earning him a dishonorable discharge. Back in the Americas, Duncan served some prison time in a military prison, afterwards tried to get a job but could not find employment due to his discharge. With no where left to turn he followed his military background. He decided to apply to work for the PMC Myrmidon International in the hopes that they would understand his circumstances.
Basic Sphere Staff

The Basic Sphere Staff is an affordable staff for magicians. Its yellow shaft is made of a cheap replica gold.

## Trivia

* Flashlight237 made the Basic Sphere Staff to become the Basic Staff of the game. This is because the Basic Staff of Helmet Heroes is little more than a tree branch.

* The Basic Sphere Staff is partially modeled off the Blue Sphere Staff of Helmet Heroes, though wooden staves are more or less stereotypical starter mage weapons.
Alabama

## History Of Alabama

Alabama is a town located within the southwest section of the server. It was founded on January 4th 2019 by WarpUpscale and Dogedude29. The town is known for its "Tower of Israphel" [Often mislabeled as "Tower of Alabama"] and it's roller coaster [The Alabama Coaster]

## No-Na'me

Alabama also contains the state of No-na'me [No-Nah-Meh] founded by Luciio18 on January 12th 2019. However it has been largely inactive since it's founding.

## Hyperloop location

There are 2 paths to Alabama, the first path is to go towards Goldcouver, but take a left to the path that says "Alabama". The second path is to go to the stronghold portal, take a left, then take a right.

## Population

Active

Warpupscale - Founder

Jacobee

Inactive

Luciio18

Dogedude29 - Founder

EpicAlex121 - Banned

Flaming Mixtape

Georges420

Woox123

Monkeythu

Mr.Mario
Destruction of Quahog

## The Destruction of Quahog

As the name would imply, the destruction of Quahog was the demolition of the town Quahog via four tactical nukes dropped by Goldrat1. It was bought about when KazooVEVO was handed mayorship of Quahog from Vorka.

## Destruction of Quahog

### Performers

KazooVEVO, Sulkyskeleton, Lqah, Caviaopstok2, Jacobee and Goldrat1

## Casualties

Approximately 4-6 people died during the nuking of Quahog. All of these were Lqah or Jacobee failing to get out of the nuke's range in time.

## Events Leading Up to the Bombing

A day earlier, then mayor Randy\_Bowman was banned from the server for attempting to fill the Cringe Trench. In his absence, the title of mayor went to a citizen of Quahog, which was then passed to Vorka. While this was happening, Kazoo and BigBoyeBen were counting down the minutes until their annexation of Quahog would take effect. Vorka would then pass the title of Mayor to KazooVEVO. After thoroughly looting Quahog. Kazoo would give the order for Quahog to be destroyed.

## The Bombing

The Bombing of Quahog took approximately 1-2 hours, but in short was swift and mostly painless. After having dropped 2 nukes on the tower and the windmill, Goldrat1 would then drop 2 nukes in the middle of Quahog, resulting in a massive crater reaching Bedrock. The only house still standing after the bombing were parts of the castle as well as the Tavern, which is protected by the OkBuddia Historical Society.
The city-state of Cudda

Morning in Cudda

Map view of Cudda

**Cudda**

Cudda is a 2nd rate city with 4 official residents. Cudda has over 30 chunks of annexed land. It has an unofficial alliance with UwUville and a sub-city called the Malvinas.

## Geography

Cudda's main town area is build around the side of a mountain. There is one large mountain where Cudda is built into, named Mt. St. Fard. It is in the area of the Poop Mountain range. The annexed land around Cudda was previously a large Dark oak forest, which was then deforested by TZUnDiegoEmoTive. It also stands near Canitch's large villager structure.

## History

Cudda was founded by Atoyat back on Feburary 13th, 2019. Atoyat's Storage Facility was the first structure there, along with the Nether Portal's House. The original borders are marked by the large mountains around the city.

## Residents

Atoyat - Mayor, Founder, and Official Shid-Eater of Cudda

TZUnDiegoEmoTive - Cuddan Ambassador and Contributive Citizen.

Stickyraccoom - Casual citizen

SoupNoxious - Casual citizen. *Note: does not live within city limits and is usually not online.*

## Trivia

* Constructs and designs special missiles to sell to other cities.
* Moderately produces most basic materials.
* Our Slimefun Forge is large and in charge.