Joe Black

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Joe Black (Born April 19th 1986) is a American, American. He is 37 years old, he has a buddy named John Smith. He was falsely accused of bank robbery. He was also falsely accused of robbing people's house's while looking for his friend's house and taking everything from inside and selling it on eBay.

Joe Black has also been rumored to be Moe White another American, American who looks very, very, very, very, very, very similar to him. Joe Black has also been involved with the disappearance of the American, American Kevin Jones. He also likes to steal Butter Fingers from K-Mart and watch paint dry while eating them with John Smith, he also likes to listen to old music. George Black is his father and Sharon Black is his mother.

## Early Life

Joe Black was born on April 19th 1986 in his town of town, to his parents George Black and Sharon Black, growing up Joe Liked to stair at people non stop for hours. And would like to crawl around his celling like Spider man useing glue to stick to it. Joe Black would also play with headless Barbie doll's while listening to the song Poison Arrow by the band ABC. He also would listen to Grand Funk Railroads cover of Loco Motion for hours while counting a jar of toe nails that belonged to his grandfather. Joe Black also loves chicken and would eat 24 KFC buckets a day. At the age of 8 he met his best friend in the whole wide world John Smith (Born June 2nd 1986). He and John Smith got along extremely well, John Smith was born with a exteremly rare metical condition where he was born with out a face or a body and just was walking talking air. Joe Black and John Smith spent there childhoods stealing Butter Fingers from the local K-Mart and eating them and watching paint dry.

## Later Life

Joe Black and John Smith were invited to there friends house in 2006 and they tried to find it, they went into every house and would often steal some things and sell them on eBay. Joe Black is still looking for his friends house to this day with John Smith. They still sell stuff on eBay also to this day and are called in online articles '' one of the best eBay sellers of all time'' for absolutely no reason. Joe Black has also founded the ''Shop dont Steal'' foundation which is trying to save K mart so that Joe Black can continue to steal Butter Finger's from there. The Foundation is trying to get people to shop at K mart more and to stop stealing from K mart. Joe Black also likes to wear clown make up. And is also seen with it on in public often.

## 2023 Bank robbery Incident

one day Joe Black walked into a bank with a bag full of dirty laundry to dump in the bank because he could not pay for a laundromat. The Bank teller then panicked and hit the alarm and Joe Black ran so far away like that song by a Flock of Seagulls. Police found him in a K-Mart (which is surprising they are still around) Joe Black was stealing Butter Fingers, he also had stolen a pair of pants from Kohls. The trial was set for February 22nd 2023. News have said that John Smith will attended the trial making it his first public appearance. on February 22nd the trial happened, Joe Black explained to the judge how it was a accident and he didn't mean to do it. The Judge undertstood but gave him 3 weeks for stealing a pair of pants from kohls and stealing a Butter Finger from K mart. Despite rumors, John Smith did not make a public apperence at the trial but later bailed Joe Black out on February 23rd 2023 from prison.

## Rumors and Sightings

In 2023 rumors started on the Princess Joey discord server that someone on it is Joe Black, several rumors about who is Joe Black have been popping up. None of them have been proven true or false. Princess Joey has refused to comment on the situation. He decided to give it a break for a while. And the rumor in the server ended up dying off for a while. In April of 2023 the rumor resurfaced and is more popular then ever now. Joe Black was spotted near whovile on February 18th 2023, he was seen near the post office and disapeared no further sightings where seen or reported. Joe Black later was featured on the cover of the National Enquirer Magazine, the magazine stated that John Smith wasent real since little is known about him and is instead a bunch of people dressed up in hoodies that Joe Black hangs out with, or it could also be false sightings.

## Investigation

Joe Black has been investigated since he first stole a Butter Finger from a K mart in 1991. Police have released these photos on this wiki page to the public also the Princess Joey and friends discord server has been investigating, the CIA and FBI have been looking into Joe Black and John Smith for the longest time. Interviewers have been trying to interview Joe Black and John Smith but both men declined, most of the information about there early life was got through their parents and classmates at school. Jim Bakker has provided a lot of evidence on Joe Black, many of the pictures on this wiki he provided.

### Moe White

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March 4th, 2023, Joe Black went Missing authorities haven't found any trace of him, but someone new named Moe White has poped up. Moe White has been seen in public rarely since Joe Blacks disappearance. Many people believe them to be the same person. We have found a slight resemblance. Moe White has mysteriously vanished and Joe Black has poped back up again. the case was largely forgotten about once the Kevin Jones case poped up. Some people to this day believe that Moe White is Joe Black and others say that he is a separate person who just has similar facial features.

### Kevin Jones

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Kevin Jones went missing on August 4rth 2022, The case closed 3 weeks later because there was no evidence or any leads. On April 4rth 2023 a Joe Black researcher who wishes to remain anonymous found this top secret photo of Joe Black and John Smith with Kevin Jones. The photo was taken just 3 days before Jones disappearance. On April 7th 2023 more info about the whereabouts of Jones was discovered by a Joe Black researcher. It turns out Kevin Jones was playing with a stick hitting it with a Kansas Cd when he found Joe Black and John Smith. They offered to buy him some beer and acted like his friends for awhile until one day he was so drunk they offered to drive him home. They drove Jones to there house and put him in a room full of photos of Arnold Spielberg (who is Steven Spielberg's dad). They then tried to sell him on ebay and they planned to blame the person who bought him for his kidnapping. on Easter day of 2023 the police Swat raided Joe Blacks house. They found the room full of Arnold Spielberg photos but did not find Joe Black or John Smith or Kevin Jones. The ebay listing of Kevin Jones has been taken down, but before it was taken down someone captured a screenshot of it. Kevin Jones still remains missing. Police had put up a $500 reward for anyone who has any information on Kevin Jones. On April 14th 2023 a phone call came from someone claiming to be Joe Black, the call said ''Stop now!'' and then hung up the phone. On April 17th 2023 George Black went on Good Morning America to talk about the case, but instead he and Jim Donna only tapped danced the whole time. On April 21st 2023 detective Sam Phillps was brought on to work on the case of Kevin Jones. Sam Phillps realized Joe Black didnt get rid of his phone and was posting videos of him and John Smith on snap chat and Instagram and Tik Tok. The phone was easily trackable and they where able to track Joe Black and John Smith to a shack in Mexico. When they got there Kevin Jones was in there surrounded by pictures of Will Ryan. He had no memory of what happened. Police and Phillps are still looking for Joe Black and John Smith. On June 7th Kevin Jones found a hair on his Kansas Cd. It was given to Sam Phillps who traced it down to another person named John Smith. Phillps didnt think it would be a possibility since John Smith is just a floating hoodie. Theory's have developed that he is actually a different person controlling the hoodie as a puppet. The case was reopened on June 17th 2023 to find out more information. Since so little in known about John Smith Phillps said that this could be a possibility. No real photos of John Smith have resurfaced.

## Personal life

Joe Black doesn't have much of a personal life and no one knows exactly where he lives, but we do know he lives somewhere secretive, possibly underground in a hide out. Or he may live in a van down by the river, it is probably either one of those. The CIA is investigating to find out more about Joe Black's personal life, they haven't found much on Joe Black but have been continuing the search.

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## See Also

John Smith

Kevin Jones

George Black

Joe Black joke history

If you see this man run away the Joe Black story

Kevin Jones Disappearance The Joe Black story part 2

General Shork

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