Kanny

***Spoiler warning:**
The following page may contain spoilers about the plot of the Hous SMP. It is also a roleplay page, so keep this in mind.*

## Kanny

* Casual Wear
* Halloween Costume
* Christmas Sweater
* Detective Suit
* New Wear

## Basics

### Gender

prefers not to use labels, uses any pronouns

### Aliases

fnafsexer11, Mom, Catra, Catra kinnie, Grandma, Old

## Family & relationship(s)

### Sibling(s)

unnamed younger sisterunnamed younger brother

### Children

riabun (adopted)Karmic (adopted) Yodel (adopted)

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Kanny is one of the first members of the Hous SMP, joining when the server was first created. She kickstarted one of the first conflicts of the server by accidentally killing Tommy's pet cow and is currently one of the most loyal members of the village.

Kanny is currently at 2 lives.

## Appearance

Kanny is a humanoid cat hybrid with dark brown hair and black cat ears. They're covered in tan fur with black claws on both their hands and feet. They have heterochromia eyes, blue and yellow, similar to what you'd find on a cat. They wear a sleeveless red shirt with tight dark red ripped pants that wrap around their feet. They're also barefoot, showcasing the claws on their feet. They're also seen with a brown belt around their waist and a red mask on their head, pointed up like cat ears. Their Minecraft skin is reminiscent of Catra from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power. Kanny is often depicted with short hair as a way to distinguish them from Catra.

## Personality

### Main Personality

Kanny is a very motivated and determined individual. She's shown to be very self-confident, as is not afraid to take up a leadership role if the situation calls for it. Kanny considers herself to be a rather boring character compared to the rest of the server, something she considers to be a good thing at times. Having been raised as an oldest child to 2 younger siblings, Kanny also has something of a maternal side to her. She finds herself to be very protective of younger members of the server, often viewing them like a younger sibling.

#### Main Flaws

Though she appears very outwardly selfless with a very community based ideology, at her core Kanny is an inherently selfish person and lives for her own satisfaction and happiness first and foremost. Kanny isn't one to ask questions or even think too deeply about things or events that don't directly involve her and tends to make quick assumptions on things she has very little knowledge about. Kanny also struggles with feelings of boredom, and while she's not one to not take serious situations seriously, she tends to take every opportunity she can get to make things more interesting or enjoyable to her, like during the third village meeting when she decided to play detective for the Village.

## Ideology

Kanny believes heavily in the idea of "passing it forward," doing good for others simply for the sake of doing good for others and having those actions repeated by others. Kanny has stated several times that she truly believes that humanity would not survive without a sense of community, and has also voiced her willingness to defend this ideology no matter what, unafraid to resort to violence if she deems it necessary. Kanny borders on the edge of neutral good and chaotic good. Though overall she tends to be skeptical at best when it comes to authority figures, she won't oppose an authority simply for the sake of opposing one, and is willing to follow an authority if they prove themselves to be worth following in her eyes.

## History

### Before the SMP

Kanny grew up with their parents and 2 younger siblings. Kanny, while close with their family, considered their life to be rather dull and boring, and left to find something exciting to do with their life, joining the SMP.

### The Trial of Henry

During their second day on the server, Kanny had accidentally killed Tommy's pet cow Henry, mistaking it for a wild cow. Kanny, feeling guilt for what they'd done, admitted in game chat that they had killed someone's cow on accident, and was non-canonically killed by Tommy after confessing. Kanny stood trial for the pet murder/manslaughter afterwards, with Wil as the judge, Tommy as the prosecution, and Lani as their lawyer. The trial ended with Kanny having to pay Tommy a nametag for compensation. After the trial, Kanny and Lani formed something of a close friendship due to their mutual ideals, and agreed to work together to spread their ideology in secret, building a community shack at spawn for new players to reside in.

### The Sunday Festival

On Sunday, May 30th, a festival for the village was thrown. Kanny wrote a script for a play at the festival that he played in. After messing around for a bit, Order announced that she would be stepping up as an official leader of the village, and Wil retaliated by killing her with a firework launcher on stage on the spot, with Tommy later blowing up the festival stage. Kanny's antagonism with Wil and the rest of Ancapistan rose after the festival, especially after learning Lani had died chasing after Wil. Phoenix approached him and Ria protecting Order, and though Phoenix's seeming disapproval at Wil's actions confused him, he still expressed his ideals and willingness to defend the village at all costs. Kanny had later found Wil and Tommy burning down a village flag after the festival and attempted to fight the both of them off, dying in the process.

### Adoption of Riabun, Yodel, and Karmic

Kanny adopting Ria was something done on a whim with questionable canonicity, with the adoption of Karmic afterwards being entirely over discord. Yodel showed a bit more hesitance at the idea of being adopted, but ultimately accepted. While the adoption processes themselves were done with questionable canonicity, Kanny has since been nothing but motherly and protective other the three, and walked Ria down the aisle during their wedding.

### Riabun and Tommy's Wedding

Being Ria's adoptive mother, Kanny was invited to the wedding and walked Ria down the aisle during the ceremony of the wedding, later giving a speech about how they were abruptly awoken and thus disoriented during the event. It can be assumed that Kanny's opinions of Ancapistan have improved before the wedding, having been told by Ria that no one in Ancapistan knew of Wil's plans for the festival. Abruptly while partying with everyone in the wedding's afterparty, Phoenix had showed up to tell everyone that Lowkey and Tommy were both killed by L, and that Wil had killed L in retaliation. Order and Kanny both investigated L's church, in which they both had discovered a damaged L hiding under his house. Kanny had stayed behind to protect the robot while Order tried to convince others to stay away. The two had left agreeing to keep the knowledge between themselves.

### Village Meeting No.1

One day, a village meeting was called randomly by Order, in which she announced that she wanted to take charge and take a more leadership role for the village. Kanny, as always, was very supportive of Order's decision, and defended her against MC. Kanny, though wanting to argue with MC much more than he did, ultimately found himself unable to argue against him in a way that stayed consistent with his morals, and ended up being much quieter than he would've liked in the moment. Despite this roadblock, Kanny doesn't seem to have realized the way his morals conflict with his feelings towards Order yet, and has remained supportive of her decision since.

### Village Meeting No.3

During the third Village meeting, Kanny and many other members walked into the meeting room only to be met with all the chairs taken from their spots and placed together on the right side of the room, milk buckets on item frames and signs lining the walls. After having been suspicious of someone messing with milk buckets outside the Village's walls, Kanny decided to go full detective mode. Changing her skin and writing down notes about the "crime" in a book & quill, along with alibis of various village members and a list of suspects. While the detective bit was mostly light hearted, Kanny was later approached by Khizuo asking if they could see the notes Kanny had written, talking about how this incident could evolve into a greater threat against the Village. Kanny, Khizuo, Alsius, and Lua all agreed to continue searching for the culprit and that finding out the person behind this is an important task.

## Personal Items

*cringe ass nae nae sword* - Netherite sword with Fire Aspect II, Looting III, Mending, and Smite IV. Named as such due to the smite enchant.

*dongle pongle* - Netherite pickaxe with Efficiency V, Fortune III, Mending, and Unbreaking III.

*poopooshitfart69 jr.* - Netherite Axe with Efficiency V, Fortune III, Mending, Sharpness IV and Unbreaking III. Named jr. because he lost a netherite axe with similar enchants of the same name.

*la pistola* - Bow with Mending, Power III and Unbreaking III.

*jerwee* - Trident with Mending and Riptide III. Name is a reference to the D&D podcast Just Roll With It, whose main campaign is titled "Riptide."

*L'manshield* - A shield with Mending, styled with a banner of the L'manberg flag.

*Script* - The original script written by Kanny for the Sunday festival's play. Currently in his enderchest.

*Adoption Papres* - Yodel's adoption papers. Currently in his enderchest.

*my greatest mistake* - A netherite hoe framed on his wall. Name is self-explanatory.

*DETECTIVE NOTES* - A named book & quill, dedicated to keeping track of details, evidence, & theories about the Village's missing milk buckets and meeting room's vandalism.

## Pets

**Zoe** - Pet dog with a red collar. Tamed when he first joined the server.

**cum** - Pet horse with white leather horse armor gifted by Kateis. Named after a joke Wilbur Soot made. Has been kidnapped several times due to other members not liking his name.

## Relationships

### Wil

Kanny has been wary and distrustful of Wil from the start, and his actions since then have only confirmed this conviction against him. While Kanny had originally considered himself opposed to Ancapistan as a whole, he later directed this opposition mainly onto Wil.

### Tommy

While the two have met under less than favorable circumstances and his loyalty to Ancapistan had put him on Kanny's suspect list, Kanny's feelings toward Tommy had evolved from genuine opposition to a comedic, somewhat soap opera-esc passive aggressiveness, often joking about not inviting him to the family's Thanksgiving party. Despite the tension between the two since Tommy's cow was murdered, Kanny never held any real malice or aggression toward Tommy, and was willing to reconcile at any opportunity.

### Order

Kanny had held Order of very high opinion ever since the two had first met, when Order had tried defending Kanny in court under the claim that she should be involved as the founder/owner of the Village. Order reminds Kanny very much so of his younger siblings, and thus is very protective and fiercely loyal to both Order and the Village as a whole. While he shows great concern for other members taking advantage and hurting her, he never confronts Order of her own flaws, and continuously supports her when she puts herself in positions of power. Kanny simultaneously views Order both as a leader who will protect him and a little sister in need of protection, two very conflicting views that somehow never come into conflict with each other.

### Lani

The first person to defend and take Kanny's side during the trial, and thus cemented themselves as Kanny's first friend on the server. The two had immediately bonded over their shared ideals of community and bread, and made big plans to work together against Wil and Ancapistan to keep both the people and their ideals safe. Lani is one of, if not the only member of the server who Kanny views as an equal, rather than someone to be protected or opposed to. Kanny is at his most convicted when working together with Lani.

### Kateis

Kanny's feelings and opinions of Kateis seem to consistently be changing at the drop of a hat. Initially holding great respect for him, becoming suspicious and cautious around him after the Sunday Festival, going back to respecting him, then right back to being suspicious again. While Kanny doesn't believe Kateis is a bad person, Kanny has only seen bits and pieces of Kateis's character from an outside perspective, and has never bothered to dive deeper.

### Riabun

Though originally starting as a bit, Kanny is nothing but determined to be the best parent he can toward Riabun, one of the only members of Ancapistan he has a positive relationship to. Kanny, while still caring and protective, shows a much more stern side of his personality when it comes to Ria's chaotic personality, and finds himself lecturing Ria quite often. Kanny doesn't know much of anything about Ria's past or parents, but still finds himself determined to best them at their job. While Ria can be crazy, chaotic, and a handful to deal with at times, Kanny wishes nothing but the best for them.

### Yodel

Though originally starting as a bit, Kanny is nothing but determined to be the best parent he can toward Yodel. While he hasn't interacted with Yodel as much as Ria, he finds himself prideful whenever he sees the two interacting like siblings, and feels a great sense of pride and protectiveness over Yodel. Kanny doesn't know much of anything about Yodel's past or parents, but has been told they're still alive and out there somewhere. He gets the sense that Yodel doesn't have a great track record with parental figures, and is determined to be the one exception to that rule.

### Karmic

Though originally starting as a bit, Kanny is nothing but determined to be the best parent he can toward Karmic, despite having interacted with her even less than with Ria and Yodel. The two's schedules often don't line up too well together, and as such they often don't see each other at all. Despite this, Kanny is determined to raise the best older sister he can.

### Khizuo

Kanny holds a deep feeling of kinsmanship when it comes to Khizuo. Initially Kanny had no strong feelings regarding the new member of the Village, but as time went on and Khizuo became more and more involved with the Village's political affairs, Kanny's feelings of respect and brotherhood only grew more and more. While he has a deep respect for Khizuo's involvement in the Village, he's also shown to be rather playful and silly around Khizuo, and often refers to the two of them as "besties," showing that outside politics, he genuinely cares for Khizuo as a person and considers them to be good friends.

### L

Kanny's only interaction with L has been at the Wedding fiasco, and thus holds very conflicted yet limited feelings toward them. Hearing rumors about some crazy robot on a murdering spree culminate in Evera suggesting to the Village she wants to hold L on trial, Kanny had a talk with Order afterwards about how she feels in regards to L, and if she's completely certain in her defense of him. Once Order told him she was absolutely certain L wasn't the person the server thought they were, Kanny decided to put his trust in her judgement.

### MC

Kanny doesn't know much about MC, but holds a somewhat negative opinion of him due to his opposition to Order in the village meetings. Kanny finds himself frustrated or annoyed with MC whenever they're in a village meeting together, and thus has a limited yet negative view of him. After the third Village meeting, Kanny finds himself now actively distrustful of MC, writing his name on his suspects list.

### Alsius

told kanny he has schlattbur eyes. this is a crime against god and cannot go unpunished. what the fuck is wrong with you yellow/blue is a common heterochromia combo with cats what the fuck i am making my way towards your residence at a breakneck speed

## Quotes

"We're strong in numbers."

"I may be stupid."

"Hallelujah, I guess." -After giving a speech for Ria and Tommy's wedding

## Trivia

* Kanny's favorite food is fish.
* Kanny dislikes being in water, finding the feeling of her fur getting wet very uncomfortable and irritating. She's often seen wearing a helmet when it's raining.
* Kanny has ADHD, and admits to have been spacing out during a majority of the trial.
* Despite being largely defined by the color red, Kanny's favorite color is yellow.