Transcript/Trix the Musical

\*It shows Missy, Sandra, Stan, and Chip the Wolf, the mascot of the Cookie Crisp and the commercials playing his guitar really wildly while howling and while everyone is struggling to do a practice session with musical instruments in a garage.\*

Missy: (singing very awkwardly) It’s the Battle of the Bands tonight. Gotta play this piano right. But can we win with this guitar? Or will we not get very far?

\*Chip continues to howl and play the guitar very wildly and fast. The music then stops.\*

Chip: “Can we win with this guitar?” What’s that supposed to mean?

Missy: Your guitar‘s little rough.

Chip: You know what’s rough! Doing Battle of the Bands with no guitar! \*tears off his outfit so he’s naked and then walks away.\* And keep these clothes! I can’t believe I wasted the entire afternoon, on non-cookie related activities! I've got better things to do!

Sandra: Oh great.

Stan: Yeah great! He smelled like cookies!

Sandra: Sarcasm, look into it! It’s NOT great! Now we don’t have a guitarist.

Tibar: \*Watching everything through a giant telescope.\* Well Bob, looks like you and me are gonna be winning Battle of the Bands again!

Bob: \*distracted.\* Yeah?

Tibar: The only hard part will be finding a spot for our trophy! HO HO! \*Shows his garage full of trophies he won.\*

Sandra: How are we going to find a guitarist before tonight?

Stan: Uhh. What about that guy carrying a guitar?

\*It zooms our to show the Silly Rabbit at a bus stop with a leather jacket and carrying a guitar in a case all depressed looking.\*

Missy: Wow that’s lucky!

Sandra: No THAT is Lucky.

\*Lucky, the mascot from the Lucky Charms cereal, is seen running past the house with a bowl of his own cereal while chased by the same group of children from the commercials down the sidewalk.\*

Lucky: Hey! It’s a living!

Sandra: THIS is a guy with a guitar!

Stan: Woah! It’s Rock Legend the Silly Rabbit! Man!

Missy: The Silly Rabbit is so dreamy! It looks dangerous.

\*he falls over onto the bus stop.\*

Silly Rabbit: Whoops!

Stan: Yeah, to himself.

Missy: He was a big rockstar before he mysteriously disappeared.

Sandra: Entreating.

Missy: Silly Rabbit? My friends and I really need a guitarist for Battle of the Bands tonight and-

Silly Rabbit: I’m not the Silly Rabbit.

Missy: Huh?

Silly Rabbit: I’ve changed.

Missy: (mumbling)

Silly Rabbit: I lost my Rock’n Roll. I’m no good to anyone!

Missy: (mumbling) A little thick?

Silly Rabbit: Strauss Von Hindenburg! He laid it a little thick. \*He points to the logo of him on his guitar case.\*

Missy: Strauss Von Hindenburg?

Strauss Von Hindenburg: \*in a flashback, as the logo of him comes to life.\* I composed the ultimate guitar solo.

Missy: Uh Huh?

Strauss Von Hindenburg: It ended his career! The most difficult solo ever! It can change the course of Mighty Hercules and knock you right out of your socks! Ha! Well at least I could have.

Silly Rabbit: If I hadn’t messed it up. Oh the humanity!

Missy: But we’re really in a jam!

Silly Rabbit: Oh I was in a jam once! Strawberries specifically.

Missy: Oh.

Silly Rabbit: It was no picnic. Actually it was a picnic but that’s another story. Okay, let’s do it!

Tibar: The Silly Rabbit Huh? Interesting.

Bob: Tibar how do you always win Battle of the Bands?

Tibar: Why you know it’s simple: I’m the best singer, the best looking, and I’m not afraid to cheat!

Silly Rabbit: So where are all your props?

Sandra: We don’t have any.

Silly Rabbit: Makeup?

Stan: Nope.

Silly Rabbit: Oh boy we have a lot of work until tonight. We need screen wipes!

Missy: Scream Wipes?

Silly Rabbit: No *Screen* Wipes. Oh look out here comes one now! \*singing\* When you’re out of time. Don’t get mean. All you need is to wipe the screen!

All: Screen wipes. Screen wipes. Screen wipes!

Silly Rabbit: Were getting better while we screen wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipes! \*the song starts to build up.\* Ahhhhhhh!

\*It shows a montage of them putting makeup, putting on wigs, playing, applying props, as they literal glisten from the garage, with Tibar and Bob looking on in horror from this.\*

All: If you think rock is only sound. Go and apply your makeup by the pound. Screen wipes. Yeah we’re getting while we screen wipes. You should know that it’s not just the beat! Using spotlights! Make your band complete! Screen wipes! Yeah we’re getting better while we screen wipes! And if it’s all not going as planned. Go and get some multiple colored wigs and also get a hair band!

\*Stan coughs up a hairball.\*

Stan: Sorry hairball.

All: Screen wipes. We’re getting better while we screen wipes. Screen wipes.

\*song ends.\*

Tibar: Okay Bob. Got a lot of work to do. Here’s the plan. Hoho! Let the cheating begin!

\*It cuts to the concert venue and everyone waiting in line.\*

Silly Rabbit: Every band needs a good name!

Stan: How about Trix?

Missy: Oohhh nice planning.

\*Tibar and Bob are also backstage about to sabotage it all.\*

Tibar: Alright. We’ll just swap their Rock’n Roll makeup with this Clown makeup, and instead of spotlights, how about Flashlights, and for the icing on the cake!

Bob: Oh man I forgot the cake!

Tibar: I’m referring to the Super Sour Lemonade. It will make the Silly Rabbit unable to sing!

Bob: Yeah, but how do I get him to drink it?

Tibar: \*Worried and annoyed at the same time.\* You didn’t read the plan?

Bob; I was busy. Who else do you think was running around buying clown makeup and flashlights?

Tibar: Ha! "Henchmen of the month." That chance.

Bob: Huh? Fat? Now that’s just rude!

Tibar: Here. Red cup, super sour! Blue cup, normal! Toast to his success and slip him the red cup!

Bob: Good luck Silly Rabbit!

Silly Rabbit: Oh thanks!

Bob: Red cup or Blue cup? Red cup or Blue cup?

\*gives gin the Blue cup instead.\*

Tibar: Oh for Aunt Nelly Stress!

\*Tibar tries to intervene and beat him up but then he himself ends up drinking the Red cup instead containing the Super Sour Lemonade and his mouth closes shut, rendering him unable to speak.\*

Silly Rabbit: Strange custom.

\*The Count Chocula, Boo Berry, and Franken Berry go past him having being done with their performance and going backstage as it's Trix's turn to go on stage.\*

Announcer: That was The Monsters, and now up next Trix!

Crew Member: Trix to the stage! Trix to the stage!

\*The Silly Rabbit runs to the stage just in time to see all of his band members wearing clown makeup and with very little lighting.\*

Silly Rabbit: Okay are you all ready to ROCK??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stan: Uhhhh no.

Silly Rabbit: WA DUH WHAT W-Where are your cool rockstar outfits?

Sandra: Our makeup and our flashlights have been totally sabotaged. What we we going to do Silly Rabbit?

Silly Rabbit: There’s only one thing. Give up.

Missy: Give up?

Silly Rabbit: No cool makeup, no spotlights, no show.

Stan: But what about the music? It’s all about the music man.

\*Music notes appear above Stan as an inspirational song plays.\*

Silly Rabbit: *This* inspirational music?

Stan: No the music. Music is about the music.

Sandra: Hey I think I have a goosebump. It might be a mosquito bite.

Silly Rabbit: You’re right!

Sandra: Mosquito?

Silly Rabbit: No the music! It’s always been about the music!

All: Yes!!!

Silly Rabbit: We need the ultimate guitar solo!

\*The logo of Strauss Von Hindenburg looks on in horror when he says this.\*

Missy: (Shocked) Strauss Von Hindenburg!

Silly Rabbit: Let’s Rock!

\*song starts as the Silly Rabbit suddenly dons a rainbow wig as the Strauss Von Hindenburg logo tries to be enthusiastic about it.\*

All: When you got to go to rock and roll, you can’t be too shy. Don’t sit there when the music is inside! Scream! Shout! Just find a way to get it out! Scream. Shout! Just find a way to get it out! Your music is in your snot, when you blow your nose, r in the gap between your toes, or in your tonsils. Scream! Shout! Just find a way to get it out! Scream! Shout! Just find a way to get it out!

\*The guitar solos plays as the Silly Rabbit plays it in various ways that seem impossible to do. Strauss Von Hindenburg enjoys it.\*

Speaking of tonsils when you get them out, you can eat ice cream! But that’s not my point. The song’s about the music! Scream! Shout! Just find a way to get it out! Scream! Shout! Just find a way to get it out!

\*Bob is enjoying it as Tibar looks on in envy by the fact that they’re winning, and tries to slap him but then he kicks him into the middle of their performance. Still unable to speak from the Super Sour Lemonade.\*

Scream! Shout! Just find a way to get it out! Scream! Shout! Just find a way to get it out!

\*Tibar suddenly appears alongside them in shock and confusion trying to dance to the beat. They all appear on top of a giant trophy on the stage as the announcer says the winner and appears alongside them as the song finishes.\*

Host: And the winner is.... Trix!