Out of Context Hatchery Gang

Feel free to add lines about yourself, both from outside and inside the hatchery.

## **Talon**

"\***kills with teddybear** \*"

"its the cicle of- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

"what do you mean i can't use my unconious friends as ammo?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT BEAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

"you see, us teachers are sficaly trained to stop our students from murdering each other"

"my computer just punch me in the teeth"

""I AM THE GOD OF FIRE! MEROR VILLAGES BROW DOWN TO ME OR I'LL SMITE YOU ALL! AND YOU! TREES! FEEL MY GODLY WARTH, EVIL TREES!"

"AND I MADE A GODDAM SUPER DUCK"

"your a teddy bear. a god darm teddy bear of a dinosaur"

## **Fuzzy**

"Huh, sweet potato fries don't make good utensils. Who knew?"

"I SWEAR ONIONS ARE MURDEROUS"

"I ate a ghost flamethrower once, a broom cannot stop me"

"THIS IS THE MARSHMALLOW HUNGER GAMES XD"

"You shall accept your fate to be the bearer of a sentient marshmallow hat"

## **Wolf**

"Gwa"

"BUSH IS SUS"

"kiwis"

"kiwi

wiki

ki**wiki**wi

kiwi=wiki confirmed????"

"lego eda"

"SOVIET ONION"

"someone called david a homeless twink"

"You are going to make an egg ramen at this point (on the floor)"

"Ah frick i have meth homework"

"NOWIKNOWWHATSOAPTASTESLIKE

IREGRETLICKINGTHESOAPBAR"

"I like making strange abominations with emojis"

"Kogti sounds like an anthro cog wheel"

"Imagine googling what heroin is because Vampire Killer mentioned it and then realizing that you can't remove it from your history and the first result was the help line, nope, couldn't be me aaaaaaaaaaaaa"

"At least i eat pineapple on pizza and not pizza on pineapple"

## **Frost**

Dusk

Dusk pat the shork

Pat it

Well, would you look at that! I’ve been impaled. - Geyser

h u g p i l e o f t i n y c h i l d r e n

Weebee you weeb

cucumber S N A T C H E D

[Geyser's] portable and yeetable

Geyser was definitely not okay, but that's normal.

\*Hapi’s echo laugh go brr\*

THEY JUST TAKE SOMEONES BONES AND SNAP CRACKLE POP THEIR OWN-

I DID NOT CONSENT TO THAT Y E E T-

NEVER TRUST THE CHINA VASE CLEARLY IS IT HOMOPHOBIC

AGNES MONTAUGE OF THE FIRENATION IS HERE TO SILENCE THE AVATAR

A(n) angry goth who can hit you with a chair

*No reply. Only evil hallway.*

Weebbee bee

AWH YEAH YOU GREW A BRAIN CELL ECTO

Five has been snackrificed to the hallway dimension, they were not an imposter.

The snack that smiles back

Bone apple teeth!

Perk of being short obtained:
Child can’t climb on you

You gain like 15 new fears and probably don't trust meat anymore

Tip for slapping people with books:
Aim for the face so you can say 'FACEBOOK-'

Anything can burn if you try hard enough!

It's bleping at me this is terrifying

please put your bones back in

***Michael.. Michaels hair is Michael***

Haha you can just grabby small fish with hands and hold gently like cheeseburger

Also good cows! Good cows! *Good cows!*

Aziph was absolutely having fun in the creepy, dark house.

***I HAVE A FROSTED UWU GUN AND YOU WILL FEAR ME***

**I have no fear**

*Glances at Boiled acting like a rational adult*

**One fear**

geyser don't breath me on stuff please /j

The dogs went flying with buff parents so-

**Swiggity swoosh your bones shall not be healed child**

Wupwards

Imao would you like a McSacrifice and some kool-aid

***You broke the laws of physics and it was glorious***

Abra-ca-f\*ck you

## **Cookie**

better get that gun out

WISH ME LICK

UWU MY NECK LOOKS ***TASTY***

How to Un-Die: 101!

I found this old comic in my notebook about a clown that got bullied so he turned into a cat

'DarcieGunTaken', 'GunFireUwU', ScrapGuner4123' and XxYTGunGamingxX'

Dusk returned only to see Ecto ramming robots(EctoRamsRobotsTM), Kviku groaning (and probably getting pretty annoyed at this point or probably on the verge of crying like a baby), Woodbee 'working' on Ecto's body (mmmmm what you doing there?), and Geyser just...in the sling sleeping. (CUTE-)

Kviku i gots an idea, how about you get both Kiwi and Boiled and throw them in the fire? Then boiled can stop his annoying af crying and kiwi can stop screaming!

Dusk was watching, wondering which doggo they could set on fire first.

Breaking news: Edgy man on youtube has revealed his real name: SPAGHETTI \*holding off laughter\*

*I can give* **everything** *guns.*

The furry FBI is here to take away your roleplaying privileges

Ice logs, my beloved.

The workers are now half axolotl thanks to dusk and are now being taken into SCP containment

I eat kids like you for breakfast

## **Darcie**

The speed limit signs mean you can’t go under the number they say. So, like, if a sign says the limit is 30mph, you have to go at least 30mph.

Would you like some McPoison?

\*chases Frost with a stick\*

Help me I was cooking and dropped an egg on the floor aaAAAA-

UPDATE: I cleaned the floor and then spilled ramen water on it a minute later.

YEET THE JON AT THE WORMS
HE CAN’T WALK VERY WELL ANYWAYS

https://www.watching-grass-grow.com
Welp, I've gone crazy if I'm actually using this website to kill time.

BAD COOKIE! STOP EATING THE DUST! \*slaps with broom\*

I don't trust Geyser with door privileges for some reason

The newest in innovative technology, the Ecto™ line of items!

What has my life come to I'm drawing on a Rice Krispy Treat

grammar people

Imagine hearing, "You're built like a Hotwheels car!" in a heavy Scottish accent while you're trying to work

Nah I’m fine with being the nerd who can and will slap you with a book

Do not question my browser history

Well it was going fine until I found the banana and AK-47

Subnautica is a game where you get jumpscared by creepy alien fish after you crash land on a random planet ;]

permission to do hand/arm theft?

JUST STEALING TOURISTS! NOTHING ELSE!

I looked up 'eye piercing' on Google and I regret it

\*sharp inhale\* *Artemis what in the ever living f\*ck*

Ecto started using one braincell to decide whether he should bite Aziph (which would kill him), and the other two braincells to be mad about being called 'child'.

I need to do this with with my friend who's [2"] shorter than me as soon as I see them

***\*agressively powerwalks while holding a hook\****

I wish I got to use the body more often!

You need to get your plumbing fixed. It's full of flesh-eating bugs.

Well, I was peacefully existing, then one classmate commented on how skinny I am and lovingly shoved me into a recycling bin

s h o v e h i m i n t h e w a s h i n g m a c h i n e

Just eat the goddamn chips!

how the hell do you know I eat soap?

He has been rainbow-ified!

Fun fact: I can now say I've been on a random body part generator!

is there a furry emoji

"You're a highly trained dumbass."

Murder Peanut [TM]

goddamit you got me so excited for a second I panicked and searched up "wingletas"

i'll be back with more pickup lines tomorrow

what's up sexy Tennessee God

## **Scrapper**

poured a cup of spiders

German = cool

**Squish\***

comically large deep fryer

Sorry I was running from the police, who were trying to murder the "white bug thing in a jacket made of bandages"

Smh if you don't read with a gun i doubt that you're human

*-HOLDS AMNESTICS INJECTOR MENACINGLY-*

for god's sake it's like 1 in the morning why are you playing a game about gEeEse-

\*grabs Orphan Obliterator\*

Hey kid, wanna get vampirism?

yummy ceramic

"It was neat until some stupid reality bender decided to turn it into a horror movie."

Hey Vsauce, Michael here. Every second you don't run, I get closer.

OR you could just put your mouth on the opening-

it is irresponsible to play SCP: Containment Breach during an actual containment breach.

The eggs have noclip apparently

Fun fact: i have licked batteries before))

It tasted sour))

Oops i drained your body fluids

Blight

What are you doing

I know you probably eat soap but still-

W a t e r y s p i d e r s

Every time someone says my name, I become stronger

**Doesn't matter what it's made of, it'll burn just the same**

#StormSite19

...holding a gallon jug filled with blood: Hey, you know the gallon challenge? Why don't we try it with-

Bet you can't cut the moon in half

I nuked a castle with magic lmao

w e e d c a t

you appear to have very low levels of potassium

:( but it's kewl!

## **Tensei**

Dragons are just the IRS with wings.

Gay Bowser was too powerful!

I'm dying over the fact that 2 weeks ago we had a random convo and now you're having an existential crisis over abt it

Darcie says love is love unless it’s SLIMES