C.(Cool)J./Quotes

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*(Dimmsdale Junior High; Ivan doing imitations)*
**Ivan:** Okay, okay. Who's this? Ah-hem. (A.J.'s voice) On Tuesdays we multiply fractions for dessert. Nothing is sweeter than knowledge.
**Timmy:** A.J.! Definitely A.J.!
**Ivan:** Correct!
**Timmy:** You do imitations perfectly well. Just like A.J. when he first met Charlotte and tried to impress her.
**Ivan:** Actually, he was pretending not to look like his nerdy self in front of her. There is a difference.
**Timmy:** Well, it's not the first time he pretended to be someone he's not, blow in the head or not.
**Ivan:** What do you mean, "blow in the head"?
**Timmy:** Well, it started one day when A.J. was having a dream of him, Chester and I hanging at the beach...
*(flashback to A.J.'s dream at the Dimmsdale Beach; Timmy, Chester and A.J. are relaxing)*
**Timmy:** Ah, nothing like having some rest and relaxation with your best friends. It sure takes the cake, huh, guys?
**Chester:** Yeah, don't you think, A.J.?
**A.J.:** Positively. Yet, who eats cake in the beach?
**Chester:** (camera points to Chester with cake stuffed in his face) Uhh, dumb people for sure.
**Mark Chang:** (heard) Sheeaugh!
**Timmy:** So much for RnR.
*(Mark in his human form surfing in the ocean like a pro)*
**Timmy:** I gotta admit, I wish I could do that.
*(camera moves to Cosmo, Wanda and Poof in crab form raising their wands until Timmy stops them)*
**Timmy:** Figure of speech.
**A.J.:** Maybe I could give surfing a try.
**Timmy:** Uh, okay. Just be careful.
*(A.J. surfing behind Mark; the waves slowly begin to rise and splash on A.J.; A.J. drowning in the ocean until the screen fades to black; a crash was heard; the scene points to A.J. waking up revealing it was all a dream)*
**Timmy:** You okay, buddy? We've heard a crash.
**A.J.:** No worries, brah. Everything is radical.
*(Timmy and Chester questionably looks at each other)*
**Timmy:** Okay... wanna watch some Crash Nebula?
**A.J.:** (looking in the sky) The challenge. It challenged me, and I failed its awesomeness.
**Chester:** A.J., why are you talking like that?
**A.J.:** I think I need some fresh air. Y'all dig?
**Timmy:** Uhh, sure... we dig.

*(A.J. holding an ironing board while wearing fake blond surfing hair)*
**Chester:** Where are you going with that ironing board?
**A.J.:** I've excepted the challenge again, and nothing will stop me.
**Timmy:** Yeeah. Well, I you need me, I'll be working on a tan. (walks out)
**A.J.:** Righteous, bro. Totally. (walks out)
**Chester:** I'll... follow you. (catches up to A.J.)

*(Timmy relaxing)*
**Wanda:** So, you just left him with his new personality?
**Timmy:** Yeah, but he'll be alright. That is if he doesn't do anything stupid.
**Cosmo:** Like eating cake in the beach? That would really look messed up.
**Wanda:** Maybe you should watch over him to make sure he's doesn't kill himself with this new personality of his.
**Timmy:** Okay, I'll go check up on him.
*(Timmy sees A.J. still walking with his ironing board)*
**Chester:** A.J., I don't know where you're going but, I'm not sure I'll like it.
**A.J.:** Don't worry, it's a big harmless challenge.
**Chester:** I still don't know what you mean by that.
**Timmy:** He's still in his little surfing world.
**Cosmo:** So, you think that A.J. being stuck in his little surfing world would be a good thing?
**Timmy:** Well, when you put it that way, he might do something to get himself killed. I better do something about it. (walks to Chester) What's going on?
**Chester:** You're not going to like this.
*(A.J. surfing in the ocean)*
**A.J.:** I am ready for you, big wave!
*(background flashes to reality seeing A.J. really getting sank in the lava of the Dimmsdale Volcano)*
**Timmy:** Oh, no! Chester! Evasive maneuver 4!
**Chester:** On it!
*(Chester's braces pop off and flies near the volcano making a track on top the volcano; Timmy and Chester walks on the braces track and quickly grabs A.J. before he gets melted by the volcano)*
**Timmy:** A.J. A.J., can you hear me?
**A.J.:** My names, not A.J. It's C.J. C as in Cool.
**Chester:** What's wrong with you, man?
**Timmy:** I think I know what.

*(Timmy's Treehouse)*
**Timmy:** Hmmm. Looks like you've got a blow in the head during our nap in my Treehouse.
**A.J.:** For the first time, I feel more alive than ever!
*(Timmy and Chester looks at each other with an ideal look)*
**Chester:** Say, A.J., we got another challenge for you.
**A.J.:** Righteous! What is it?
**Timmy:** We want you to jump on this pillow landing on your head.
**A.J.:** Pssth. Easy peasy, dawgs. (backs up) Okay, I'm ready.
**Timmy:** One...
**Chester:** Two...
**Both:** Three!
*(A.J. jumps near the pillow on his head; Chester quickly grabs the pillow before A.J. lands on it; A.J. hits his head hard)*
**Timmy:** A.J., are you alright?
**A.J.:** Oh, my head.
**Timmy:** A.J., what's the final digit of pi?
**A.J.:** Well, (pulls up a calculator) by converting the number 20, you get to...
**Timmy and Chester:** He's back.
**A.J.:** Uh, was I gone?
**Timmy:** Yeah, you were "totally off the chain" sounding like,... Mark? What are you doing here?
**Mark:** I was just in the neighborhood, and they're hosting a sports event in the beach. Who's up for it?
**Chester:** I think we've had enough board sports for one day. Don't you think, A.J.?
**A.J.:** Positively,... bro.
*(all laugh)*
*(end of flashback)*
**Timmy:** So, we were able to get A.J.'s memory back.
**Ivan:** After going through all that trouble. For once A.J. didn't bug you guys with fractions instead with surfer slang. (walk out) Can't think of a different problem into losing your memor... (slips on a bandanna peel)
**Timmy:** Ivan! Are you okay?!
**Ivan:** Who's Ivan, dawg? (gets up wearing a blond hippie wig) The name's Coolvan Surfonovich. Wanna go for a little surfin'?
**Timmy:** What parent in the right mind would name there kid, (looks front and center at the screen) Coolvan Surfonovich?
*(screen fades to black)*
*(ending title card)*