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Chain of Command pt. 2 (TNG)

For part two of perhaps the most depressing story in Star Trek history we're joined for jokes and shenanigans by Zane Bauer! Josh flip-flops on Jellico and Jeff gets salty, Zane brings a brand new perspective, and Picard's bottom is discussed thoroughly.

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## Cochrane to Catfish Warp Scale Rating

Jeff: 8

Josh: 8.5

Zane: 7.5

Listen to the episode
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 41

## Episode Guide

### Next

M-Class E-Mail: Episode 40
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 42

J/K, the hiatus was like a month.

Companion episode to The Search pt. 1 (DS9)

 Email Topics by Contributors

 David S [Pit Master USS Pound-a-Pork-Ribs]
 Captain Kevin
 Steve Nemzek
 Desrath
 Boston Sean
 Lt Commander Ike
 Jack Carpenter [Cmdr USS Virginia]
 Rich Masters
The Voyage Home

With Spock finally back in his own body we get down to brass tax and discuss The Voyage Home - a movie about time travel, whales and sweet ass B-Roll of a 1980's urban environment!

We spend the ridiculously long run-time discussing the movie at length, touching on topics like "Why is this movie so great?" and "Maaaann this is better than 3 isn't it?" and then we answer like 5,000 e-mails because we take forever to make these things.
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 86

Companion episode to Course: Oblivion (VOY)

## Episode Guide

### Next

M-Class E-Mail: Episode 85
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 87

 Email Topics by Contributors

chef of security
USS Thundershaft
 Ike
Lt commander
USS no we don’t have the vaccine yet please call the State health department
 David S.
 Jack Carpenter
USS Virginia
 Freshrhy
 Colin Brady
 Not David S.
 Chase
 Metroid Myk

## Pitch It or Ditch It

chief switch ax operator
USS nimrod
Alexander

### Bio:

John Alexander "Alexander" Dearing is the physical embodiment of hell. Born John Heetlar, Alexander changed his name mere seconds after coming out of the womb, umbilical cord attached and all. He ran down the street on the summer day he was born towards the court all while dragging his mom behind him because he knew that he couldn't live with a name as bad as John Heetlar. His mom pleaded with him to keep the name John, but he doesn't go by it as it reminds him of his past.

### Escape:

Alexander left his home in downtown upstate New York at the age of 6 to live on the streets with his biker gang friends, all of whom were above the age of 40. His former family chased him, though, and he was forced to go in and out of hiding for the majority of his childhood, which led him to the elementary school which Duke and Zach attended. Duke took him in as a refugee child and teamed up with Mr. **Brigg** to fend off Alexander's old family. They were successful in fending off Alexander's family, but Duke lost all of his self-esteem in the fight.

### Today:

Today, Alexander lives on as a noble boy scout for his community, but he always leaves before pizza time. Loser.

### Trivia:

* Currently "Little Cow, Big Heart"
* Commonly known as "Little Cow", but no one knows why
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 130

Companion episode to The Doomsday Machine (TOS)

## Episode Guide

### Next

M-Class E-Mail: Episode 129
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 131

## Email Topics by Contributors

Ensign Popstar
U.S.S Waitthoughtofsomethingelse
 HonestyWaffle
Quality Assurance Officer
U.S.S. Nepotism
 Kimberly
 Ensign Henry Torbert
 Jakub
 Ensign Sully
U.S.S. Trek Yo'Self Before you Wreck Yo'Self
 SquidLudwig
 Ensign M'Eow
Sent from Ensign Klax's PADD
 David S.
 Rich Masters
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 129

## Episode Guide

### Next

M-Class E-Mail: Episode 128
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 130

Companion episode to Mining the Mind's Mines (LDS)

## Email Topics by Contributors

U.S.S. Insert Joke Name Here
 Ziminiar
 FFEDCO
 Gorngief

 Lt. Jr. Grade Stefan
E Plurbus Anus
 QRacle
 Ensign M'Eow
Sent from MY ASS
 Ensign Bobson Dugnut
U.S.S. Leon Trotsky
 Commander Lodair

## Episode Guide

### Next

M-Class E-Mail: Episode 128
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 130

Listen to the Episode Here!
The Wrath of Khan

Jeff and Josh sit down to discuss The Wrath of Khan in all its glory and Josh gives the most startling opinion of his entire career! Probably!

We decide once and for all who is the most bangable Star Trek lady, stumble through the longest plot synopsis in history and worship at the altar of Ricardo Montalban.
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 39

Companion Episode to Bounty (ENT). No Josh, joined by Kevin Cole.

## Episode Guide

### Next

M-Class E-Mail: Episode 38
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 40

 Email Topics by Contributors

 Lt Jason [Jr Bilge Officer USS Wayfarer]
 Ensign Travis Morphy [Cartographer USS Safety First]
 Spivzy
 T'Pon
 Desrath [Captain USS Lollipop]
 Haunter/Ensign Girl
 Jakub
 Jack Carpenter [Commander USS Virginia]
 Rich Masters

## Pitch It or Ditch It

B-Plot: Jake just can't get his head around angular acceleration.
 Rich Masters
Starts at 01:10:55
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 69

Companion episode to Children of Time (DS9)

https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

 Email Topics by Contributors

## Pitch It or Ditch It

Josh points out that this similar to the episode "Rogue Planet" from Enterprise
 Rich Master
The Enterprise E is being repaired at a federation space station uses a hive mind computer. Data is acting differently since getting his emotion chip.
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 38

Companion episode to Renaissance Man (VOY)

## Episode Guide

### Next

M-Class E-Mail: Episode 37
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 39

 Email Topics by Contributors

 Henry Torbert [Chief Petty Officer USS John Philip Sousa]
 AJ
 Charles Harvey [LtCr USS Crosshart]
 Artificio
 Boston Sean
 Zachary Z. Lightman [USS Cool Ranch Doritos]
 Desrath
 Rich Masters

## Pitch It or Ditch It

 Boston Sean
 Rich Masters
Starts at 46:26
Masks (TNG)

As an extra treat at the end of the Spooky Monster of the Week Collection we've dove headfirst into the scariest monster of all - overacting. An episode that Jeff infamously hates but... will that continue?

## Masks (TNG)

### Collection

Spooky Season Monster of the Week Collection

### Release Date

22 December 2021

**Cochrane to Catfish Score**

Jeff: 4.5

Josh: 6.5
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 118

Companion episode to Wej D'uj (LDS)

## Contents

* Email Topics by Contributors
* Pitch It or Ditch It
* M-Class Lore
* Links

## Email Topics by Contributors

USS ooh boy One more time ignition remix featuring inspecta dick
 AxeWizard
wizard tower 69420
Easter east wizardshire Wizardland megas tu
 Pizzamin
chief buttfarter USS Bootyhole
 Zemy
 Warewolf bar mitzvah
 SmillBiff
 Derf Jr. Half Cardassian Son of the True President of the federation on route to the subpoena planet on the USS Gar
 Rich Masters
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 85

Companion episode to Valiant (DS9)

## Episode Guide

### Next

M-Class E-Mail: Episode 84
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 86

 Email Topics by Contributors

 Lt commander Alex Newbie
USS Dear Penthouse Forum
 Lt commander Groundman
USS kisoragi
creamy or crunchy
jelly, jam or preserves
Fighting Horse sized duck or duck sized horses
 Metroid Myk
 Geoff
airlock user experience officer
USS this is where the fun ship or pun goes F
 Ensign Poppy
USS it hasn’t been a good day :-(
 FEDCO
 Jakub
 Jenny
 Jason
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 109

Cumpanion episode to The Naked Now (TNG)

## Episode Guide

### Next

M-Class E-Mail: Episode 108
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 110

 Email Topics by Contributors

NCC her 3003’s are pointy
 Spivzy
 Ensign Nomar “Sully” Sullivan
Navigator
U.S.S. Chappaquiddick
 Freshrhy
Lieutenant and chief sweet vulnerable butt haver
USS Funky Butt Loving
 Poppy
Litter Box Attendant
USS Catfort
titular
 Rien
 HonestyWaffle
commander
USS Nepotism
 Aaron
 Dogfort
USS Prius
Bem (TAS)

This week we're introduced to the most beloved spin-offable character in the history of Star Trek -- it's Bem! This dude can do it all - cause trouble for no reason, split into four parts and float around for some reason, get into hi-jinks, have butt hands that come out of his torso hole, and MUCH MUCH MORE! Check out "It's Bem!" coming to UPN this Fall!

This is the second episode in SquidLudwig's "Malfunction Junction Collection" as chosen by and voted on our patrons! You can join in and tell us what to watch by becoming a patron today!

## Cochrane to Catfish Warp Scale Rating

Jeff: 6

Josh: 6
Remember Me (TNG)

Beverly Crusher is trapped in an alternate dimension and we, the viewer, are trapped watching the same scene play out over and over with each new character(s) that disappear in it. A veritable purgatory for everyone! Well, except for you listeners, however, as we cut it up good in this ep.

Cochrane to Catfish Warp Scale:

Jeff: 2

Josh: 2
M-Class E-Mails: Episode 14

Guest starring Kevin. Companion episode to Shadows and Symbols (DS9)

## Episode Guide

### Next

M-Class E-Mails: Episode 13
M-Class E-Mails: Episode 15

 Email Topics by Contributors

## Pitch It or Ditch It

B-Plot: Chekov needs to make a roast to impress a friend but it gets ruined!
 Goofus
B-Plot: Crusher gets executed for his ball ruining that one planet
 Goofus
 Alex
 TJ
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 64

Companion episode to Time's Arrow pt. 1 (TNG)

Josh's audio is messed up so be for warned

## Episode Guide

### Next

M-Class E-Mail: Episode 63
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 65

 Email Topics by Contributors

 Christopher
 Joshua Isbell
 Sam
 Lt Jr Grade Pickerd
 Rich Master
FMK: Neelix, Wesley, Worf's Skeltor Holodeck date
FMK: Nagilum, Crystaline Entity, Tin Man
FMK: Q's Judge Hat, Guinan's Hat, Abe Lincoln's Hat
 Jakub
 Fedco
 David S
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 99

Companion episode to Catspaw (TOS)

## Episode Guide

### Next

M-Class E-Mail: Episode 98
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 100

 Email Topics by Contributors

 JG Herdman
High School Student from 3369
 Desrath
U.S.S. Lolipop-P
 Lt. Freshrhy
chief spirographer
USS Cargo
 QRacle
 David S.

## Pitch It or Ditch It

They run into Neelix who hosts diners drive ins and dives (Jeff)
Civil Defense (DS9)

The Trek Bois remember this episode very fondly for Gul Dukat shenanigans, but do they remember what happened in ANY other part of the episode? Does that make it worthy of the praise they've given it? UHHH OHHHHHH!

This is the 3rd episode of Rich Masters' "Shipwreck Wit Cha Bois Collection" as chosen by and voted on our patrons! You can join in and tell us what to watch by becoming a patron today!

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## Cochrane to Catfish Warp Scale Rating

Jeff: 6

Josh: 7

Listen to the episode
The Final Frontier

Coming from the depths of hell which Star Trek V: The Final Frontier forced us through it's another episode of M-Class Podcast! That's pretty rare these days. William Shatner's bad acting AND bad writing bring us the most incomprehensible Star Trek movie so far (but not ever?).

We spend the even more ridiculously long run-time discussing the movie at length, touching on topics like "Who the hell wrote this, the guy from the hotel commercials?" and "How embarassing..." and we have just as much trouble staying on topic as ever along the way.
The Undiscovered Country

Josh and Jeff sit down on one day and record an entire podcast without any interruptions and definitely not over the course of like a month. In this one day recorded episode we talk about Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country and discover something deeply buried about ourselves - that this might be our favorite Trek movie.

We also answer a ton of fan mail and questions, discuss the impending doom of our entire planet and answer the most burning question at the center of the human experience in a way that's sure not to piss off half our listeners.
The Doomsday Machine (TOS)

From the depths of the diseased Jeff is back and just in time for a brand new feature on the show - The Best of the Rest intermission series! This time around - can a salty chip really be the ultimate weapon of destruction? We look to Captain Kirk and some genuine psycho other dude for answers.

This is the first episode in our intermission series The Best of the Rest, hand-picked episodes from Top 10 lists the net over that we'll watch and review between collections!

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## Cochrane to Catfish Warp Scale of Quality Rating

Listen to the episode here!
Rich Masters-piece Theatre

Rich Masters-piece Theatre (sometimes Rich Masters Tales) is an ongoing series of emails where Rich Masters sends in a story in the Star Trek universe. These are typically read at the end of each episode of M-Class Emails when a series is ongoing. He's currently done 3 series and is currently writing a fourth, alternative Voyager.

## Episodes

### TNG Season 9

 2
 3
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 80

Companion episode to Trials and Tribble-ations (DS9)

## Episode Guide

### Next

M-Class E-Mail: Episode 79
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 81

 Email Topics by Contributors

Commander of the U.S.S. David Duchovny delivering a flat line
 Austin
 YhrHserf
Khief Security Officer
U.S.S. NightTrip
 Handsome Jack Carpenter Sr.
U.S.S. Virginia
 Dave Barnes
 Newbie
 Elliott
 David S.
Chief Looky-Loo
On my way home from that tater freighter

## Pitch It or Ditch It

B. They're gay, Quark and Odo kiss. The end.
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 135

On this jam-packed episode we hear a lot of opinions about Tuvix and don't spend a whole lot of time explaining ourselves or taking up for our viewpoints cause we just did that whole episode you can refer to that or whatever, hear about a fellows final day at the Daystrom Institute, get some personal testimony about transporter fusings, and even get some weigh-ins on the new season of Picard! Told ya it was jam-packed, how dare you question me! J/k you're cool. For now.

This is a companion piece to Episode 145 - Much Ado About Boimler (LDS)

## Episode Guide

### Next

M-Class E-Mail: Episode 134
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 136

## Email Topics by Contributors

U.S.S. Neelix Still Sucks Though
 T'Odd H'Word
Former Assitant Director of Art History Research
Daystrom Institute of Advance Robotics
 Merek Herdman, Half Ferengi Half Betazoid Transporter Abomination
 Two-Swords Sully
U.S.S.
 Ensign M'Eow
Sent from MY ASSS
 David S.
Sent from Yahoo Mail on Tricorder
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 133

It's time again for another jam-packed episode of M-Class E-Mail! And boy howdy do we mean jam-packed. As always when we have a week or two without too many e-mails our poet lauriat fans leapt into action and buried us under a deluge of wonderful missives so we ended up having to pick and choose what to read on this weeks episode (read: do them in the exact order they came in out of convenience)!

This is a companion piece to Episode 143 - The Next Phase (TNG)

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As always patrons at the $5 or higher level have gotten this episode a week early - as it is written in the book of BLOOD. Thanks for your support!

Send us an e-mail at mclassemail@gmail.com

Follow us on Twitter: @MClassPodcast

www.mclasspodcast.com

## Episode Guide

### Next

M-Class E-Mail: Episode 132
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 134

## Contents

* Email Topics by Contributors
* Pitch It or Ditch It
* M-Class Lore
* Links

## Email Topics by Contributors

U.S.S Noel Gallagher, Godlike Genius
 Ziminiar
 Jr. Data Analyst Jakub
Data Analysis Acronyms and AI Brain Sucking Department
M-Class Megacorp

 T'odd H'word
Assistant Director of Digital Art History Research
Daystrom Institute of Advanced Robotics
 Michael Doglips Kajillion
Culinary Historian
U.S.S. Bacchus
Sent from a Sous Vide Machine
 Squid Ludwig
Holodeck Booking Director
USS Bem Franklin
 Sully McSullerton
Chief Blarney Engineer
U.S.S. Redbreast 12
 Honesty Waffle
Quality Assurance Officer
U.S.S. Nepotism
Early morning tea
American breakfast
milky crumpet cakes
peeled lemon with salty fish loaf
beans on beans
buttered oats
broiled cloth n cork pie
beans in the hole
curried toast and onion
jellied scraps with pork sponge
dizzy porridge
"egg"
noon meat
American lunch
beef table
Charles III
Birmingham Root Wellington
Spanish kibble pudding
Curry filled Stanley
Chaste maiden with bread n butter
easy salmon florets in thick broth
duck custard
boiled meat chops in oak flakes
Cullen's skink
Newcastle-toasted eels in hard gravy
"French"
Salo Malla
American Dinner
Old mustard pancakes
tangy marmalade cream
Yorkshire sticks
Cobbler's mattress
lancashire-fried sponge
heavy beans
hollow eggs
sweet and sour soup
cats whiskers
dusted crumbs
turnip in the hole
"sugar"
cheeky fancies
American snacks
bean scratchins
Crispy skin
Blackpool lard
Welsh bits
creamed twigs
sweet sausage in swansea milk
Gravy n crisps
flat Queen Mary pies
cod nibblers
"shells"

## Pitch It or Ditch It

 Squid Ludwig
Josh Pitch
First Contact

In the year 2063 humanity makes first contact with an alien race, the Vulcans, kickstarting a utopian future that leads to a vast federation of planets amongst the stars. In 2017, two chuckling idiots discuss the events that lead up to this historic moment. How is this possible? BORG SPHERE BABY

## First Contact

### Release Date

5 April 2017

Listen to the episode here:
The Best of the Rest Collection

## Episodes

1. The Doomsday Machine (TOS)
2. Unification I (TNG)

3. Unification II (TNG)
4. Far Beyond the Stars (DS9)

If you don't remember, and I don't blame you, the Best of the Rest collection is all about picking the top episodes from Top 10 lists the internet-over that we haven't done for the show before and giving them their fair share. This particular episode was voted among the best episodes in Trek History by The Mary Sue.
Deadlock (VOY)

GUEST STARRING RICH MASTERS! Jeff is dealing with the horrors of adulthood this week so our best friend from Britain stopped by to fill in for him! What happens in this episode? Who knows! Jeff doesn't! Better listen to find out!

This is the 4th episode of Rich Masters' "Shipwreck Wit Cha Bois Collection" as chosen by and voted on our patrons! You can join in and tell us what to watch by becoming a patron today!

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## Cochrane to Catfish Warp Scale Rating

Rich: 7

Josh: 7

Listen to the episode
Nothing Human (VOY)

A brand new toyetic mascot character is born as we discuss missteps, blatant analogy and symbolism, and stay on topic about as much as you would imagine given the episode!

This is the final episode in Daruma's "Cardi C Collection" as chosen by and voted on our patrons! You can join in and tell us what to watch by becoming a patron today!

## Cochrane to Catfish Warp Scale Rating

Jeff: 6

Josh: 6.5

Listen to the episode
Prime Directive Defective Collection

The bells of democracy have chimed once again and we find ourselves upon the precipice of a brave new collection of episodes chosen by YOU, the patrons! Say hello to **Sully's "Prime Directive Defective" Collection**! This collection was sponsored and submitted by Henry Torbert, so don't forget to give him props too!

These are episodes where they're just like "Y'know what fuck the number one rule of the Federation" and just do whatever instead and we watch it and go "wow this shit must be DIRE for our heroes to break their one rule!" while mostly ignoring how often this happens. It's a good'n!

Sully brings to us the following dope(?) episodes to peep for the next couple months:

**Sully's Prime Directive Defective Collection**

*Episodes where they're just like "Y'know what fuck the number one rule of the Federation" and just do whatever instead*

TOS 2x25 - The Omega Glory

TNG 7x13 - Homeward

VOY 7x20 - Friendship One

SNW 1x02 - Children of the Comet

LDS 3x07 - A Mathematically Perfect Redemption

Thank you to everyone who voted in the last collection poll and if your collection didn't win then don't hesitate to suggest it again the next time the pot comes around! You can always take the day next time!

- Trek Bois

## Episodes

1. The Omega Glory (TOS)
2. Homeward (TNG)

3. Friendship One (VOY)
4. Children of the Comet (SNW)

5. A Mathematically Perfect Redemption (LDS)
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 136

Iiiiiiit's E-mail! And it's extremely short because recording got moved back by outside interference and then there was an appointment one of us couldn't miss that was rapidly approaching. Whoopsies!

This is a companion piece to Episode 146 - The Wounded (TNG)

## Email Topics by Contributors

 Ferengi Fashinisto
Chief Dry-Clean Only Passenger
U.S.S. Oceler
 Ensign Bobson Dugnut
 Southern Fried Jeff
 Ensign M'Eow
 Chief Floor-Mopper Gwen

## Episode Guide

### Next

M-Class E-Mail: Episode 135
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 137

Listen to the episode
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 98

Companion episode to The Man Trap (TOS)

## Episode Guide

### Next

M-Class E-Mail: Episode 97
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 99

 Email Topics by Contributors

 Stefan
USS Never forget what side of the wall you’ll be when the fascists take over
 Alpacalorius
chief reverse engineer
USS Llama llama red pajama
 Poppy
USS Hell on Wheels but one wheel is janky
 Spivzy
 Lt. Fisher
 Jeff the other one
Chief Haunted house SFX operator
USS Cryptkeeper
 Qracle
 David S Salt Lick Press Operator
Deep Dish Nine
Cardassians (DS9)

For DS9's first big deep-dive into the inner-workings of Cardassian politics we're joined by the triumphantly returning KEVIN COLE! He brings along with him knowledge of the future of this episode contained within a book that may or may not be real. PLUS - the kickoff of our month long TREK BOI PRIDE PLEDGE DRIVE in honor of LGBTQIA+ Pride Month!

Go to www.magicmind.co/mclass And get up to 50% off your subscription for the next 10 days and 20% after that deadline with our code "MCLASS20" if you wanna support the show with our first big sponsor and get a genuinely incredible energy drink for less on us!

This is the fourth episode in Daruma's "Cardi C (&Me!) Collection" as chosen by and voted on our patrons! You can join in and tell us what to watch by becoming a patron today!

## Cochrane to Catfish Warp Scale Rating

Jeff: 7.758

Josh: 8

Kevin: 8

Listen to the episode
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 47

Companion to The Icarus Factor (TNG)

## Episode Guide

### Next

M-Class E-Mail: Episode 46
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 48

 Email Topics by Contributors

 T'Pon
 Boston Sean
 Graham
 Jakub
 Jack Carpenter
 Henry Torbert [Captain USS Tchaikovsky]
 Rich Masters [Chief Resting Boy USS Hardly Workin']
 Harvey [Ace Holodeck Programmer]

## Pitch It or Ditch It

 Jakub
 Harvey
Punch Up: They're a conscientious objector, not agreeing with the dominion
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 117

Companion episode to Hippocratic Oath (DS9)

## Episode Guide

### Next

M-Class E-Mail: Episode 116
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 118

## Contents

* Email Topics by Contributors
* Pitch It or Ditch It
* M-Class Lore
* Links

## Email Topics by Contributors

USS foghorn sound.wav
 Sue M Pantsov
maquis sentences, Tonald Dump
 Capt. Metroid Myk
IKS b’mothothesenutz
 Two Bit Writer
 FFEDCO
 Ensign Jakub
USS Dichotomy
 David S.
Starship Down (DS9)

Sisko gets konked on the head with a frying pan and forgets how to captain while dipping the ship into a refreshing acid bath and then all heck breaks loose! But more importantly how do the Trek Bois FEEL about it?

This is the 2nd episode of Rich Masters' "Shipwreck Wit Cha Bois Collection" as chosen by and voted on our patrons! You can join in and tell us what to watch by becoming a patron today!

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## Cochrane to Catfish Warp Scale Rating

Jeff: 9

Josh: 9

Listen to the episode
Vishal

## Bio/Early life

Vishal Sommasund-arm is known around the world as having gay sex with almost every male human (and sometimes dog) that he makes eye contact with. Many horror stories and creepypastas such as the Six-Legged Rape Centaur, a popular creepypasta that is believed to have rooted in Vishal's frequent acts, have been created by victims and believers alike that know who Vishal is and what he has done to countless dogs. However, Vishal is a misunderstood character. He is also an epic gamer. Even though he has hit almost as many kids as Ninja (the exact statistics are unknown, but it is believed that he has brutally HIT at least 1/2 the amount of kids that Ninja has), he has also hit women and minorities, signs of a true gamer god. He obviously plays EPIC games, such as Fortnite, and probably hits kids in virtual games just as much as he does in real life. Vishal's whereabouts are unknown and to this day, many kids, dogs, and men cower in fear at the name of Vishal, a gamer god.

## Principles of Vishal

* Whenever you lay eyes on a kid, hit them
* Whenever you lay eyes on a madtard, you must verbally rape them before viciously hitting them [a madtard is a retard who attends Madison High School, the term is common among martards (retards who attend Marshall High Shool)]
* Having sex with dogs is cool
* Whenever you take the Marshall class Government 10 HN, you must choke and get a C+

## Trivia

Q: What is the name of Vishal's dog?

A: Jayden

Current name on the discord server is vishal0033
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 110

Companion episode to Fascination (DS9)

## Episode Guide

### Next

M-Class E-Mail: Episode 109
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 111

 Email Topics by Contributors

U.S.S. Alexandria
 Lt. Junior Grade Lee
Cargo Bay Door Operator #2
U.S.S. Tittanic
 Stefan
 Metroid Myk
 Aaron Damrau
USS Shenandoah-B
 David S sexcurity agent 8008135
 Qracle
 Rich Masters
Cardi C Collection

After a fevered battle between incredible returning collection ideas the winner and new champion of the quadrant is Daruma's Cardi C Collection, a set of episodes that Daruma has put forth for a while now and always deserved the spotlight it's about to receive!

Here's what we're in for with this damn spoonheads:

**Daruma's Cardi C (The C Stand for Cardassian) Collection**

*Six episodes about everyone's favorite utensil-headed snake Nazis*

TNG 4x12 - The Wounded

TNG 6x10 - Chain of Command pt. 1

TNG 6x11 - Chain of Command pt. 2

DS9 2x05 - Cardassians

DS9 2x22 - The Wire

VOY 5x08 - Nothing Human

## Episodes

1. The Wounded (TNG)
2. Chain of Command pt. 1 (TNG)

3. Chain of Command pt. 2 (TNG)
4. Cardassians (DS9)

5. The Wire (DS9)
6. Nothing Human (VOY)

## Collection Guide

### Next

Malfunction Junction Collection
Shipwreck Wit Cha Bois Collection
Disaster (TNG)

Four plotlines that we keep mistakenly calling three plotlines converge in total chaos as the crew of the Enterprise race for survival - but can so much all at once still make a good episode? Yes. But we like.. discuss why and stuff. JUST LISTEN!

This is the first episode of Rich Masters' "Shipwreck Wit Cha Bois Collection

## **Disaster (TNG)**

### Release Date

16 August 2023

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## Cochrane to Catfish Warp Scale Rating

Jeff: 8

Josh: 8

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CooperLatest activity

## Early Life

Cooper was born a runt of the pack, with 8 older Nonuplets, and instantly spiraled in to a deep depression. The walls of the well of his depression were slippery and black, like his penis. He would look down almost every day and wonder why his cock was black, but he wasn't. He decided that there was only one feasible reason that his dick was black. It was because he was a monkey.

## Post Monkey-Revelation

Now that Cooper knew who he really was, he could finally have sex with monkeys, which came as a pleasure to him since he had always wanted to suckle on some nice baboon ding-dong. He did so, and for years he was considered a monkey sex god and was able to mentally fuck any monkey ever. At age 69, he tired of his constant sex with monkeys and started to FUCK Fortnite gamer girls (and guys). He took a special liking to James Huang, but was denied a life with him by Kevin. To this day, he is gay.

## Trivia

* Gay
* Likes monkeys, kids, James, and Fortnite gamer girls (and guys)
* Does not follow the way of John Michael and has licked pusse before
* Currently "Bot Boy"
John Michael

### Origin Story:

John "God" Michael, commonly referred to on the server as JM is the supreme leader of the server. Messiah, God, Prophet, Savior; many names have been thrown around in attempt to give a proper title to John Michael, but no name can truly be worthy of his greatness. John Michael was initially invited to the server by Evan midst the most extreme worship session that the server has seen to date. His arrival can only be seen as a gift from the gods to the server. This event began the *John Michael Arc*, one of many arcs the server has seen.

### Worship:

The most effective method of worship of John Michael is the spam strat. This consists of all participants spamming pictures and text in worship of the All-Mighty John Michael. The spam only gets stronger when our savior responds to our prayers.

### Trivia:

* Is also Ninja
* Currently "John Michael"
The Search for Spock

Josh and Jeff spend a very long time discussing Leonard Nimoy's first directing gig - Star Trek III (not to mention his secret million dollar deal).

This episode discusses religion in Trek, cool sets and lots and lots of complaints about the purpose of this film being made - FUN! And then we field your burning questions - Who IS the better Star Trek?

## Emails:

 McKenzie
 Gram
 Paddy
 Tad's Beard
 Jerrick Hendriksen
 OkHarvay
 Mack
 Smess McSmesserson
Owen

## Bio

Owen has a height of about 1 foot. Surprisingly, the length of his penis is also about 1 foot. This leads to odd sexual intercourse and also leads to Owen physically not being able to rub and tug at his self-proclaimed "chug-jug" (his cock). When Owen was born, his mother and father immediately started crying and both simultaneously wondered if keeping (the then 3 inch tall) Owen in a dog crate was morally ethical. They decided it was and Owen spent most of his life rubbing his gigantic donger all over the inside of his tiny dog crate. When Owen turned 11, he had already started paying income tax for two people (the IRS had decided that his enormous peener was large enough and had enough human qualities to be a taxpayer), which led to his inevitable poverty. He moved to Madison from his hometown of Hungry, Hungary, and soon gained the reputation of being able to measure angles with his own body in contrast to his erect plonker. Today, he has anal sex with an average of 5.72 gamer girls per 3 days, which is one of the highest rates in all of the discord server.

## Trivia

* Owen's schlong is 1 foot and 6.9 inches long
* Owen is 42.0 centimeters tall
* In a pinch, Owen's perfectly probing and penetrating penis can act as a ruler, measuring almost 1 and 1/2 feet long.
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 53

## Episode Guide

### Next

M-Class E-Mail: Episode 52
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 54

Companion episode to Obsession (TOS)

 Email Topics by Contributors

 Axe Wizard
 Pizza Man
 Poppy [Lt Jr Grade F-Minus USS Coffee Mug]
 Matthew
 Desrath [Captain USS Lollipop F]
 Jakub [USS Bimber]
 Fedco
 Rich Masters [Organizer of Ten Forward's Recital Calendar]
 Legal at Tee Public

## Pitch It or Ditch It

Creates a new philosophy combining the two approaches. Logic and war.
 Rich
Starts 53:30
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 126

## Episode Guide

### Next

M-Class E-Mail: Episode 125
M-Class E-Mail: Episode 127

Companion episode to A Private Little War (TOS)

Listen to the episode here

## Email Topics by Contributors

U.S.S. Wukong
 Warewolf Bar Mitzvah
 AxeWizard
Chief Orcthropologist
Boneship Mirkmonk
Exploring the mating habits of Skeleman over Deranos
 TwoBit Writer
 Geoff
 Ensign M'Eow
Sent from Ensign Purr's PADD
 David S.
 Rich Masters
James Huang

###  Background

James "Asian Dick Cheesecake" Huang. Not much to say about a Chinese rice paddie farmer. He started from a grain of rice and worked his way up the dick size chart. Soon his "grain of rice" aka fat peepee was oily thicc. As you can see that shit turned into a Lizard and became wild like. After that there was no other choice but to flee to ISIS. His dick was a dangerous threat to his gf's vagina. They were a multi cultural gay/ lesbian couple.

###  Dating Life

His incognito name while gaming was Cheescakes. He often referred to himself as a Bot. Starting from a medium grain of rice he wasn't very popular. In his small Chinese village of Won Ton the smelly boy sought after huge penis. James was very introverted so as you can see based of these images he always kept a straight face. He was blushing as red as Kevin's wet bloody period overflowing like a fountain.

### Paparazzi Scandal

While on a vacation to Malibu with crack cocaine, male hookers, and his small titty asian gf, James was photographed by TMZ. This image expresses the raw passion he felt in his oily thicc fat peepee as he prepared to press his lips to his disgusting greasy acne forehead gf's mouth.

###  Trivia

* James has bigger breasts than his small titty asian gf
* James is gay but has a gf
Kevin

### Bio

Kevin "Blongdor Fucko Xing-Yu Chinglo" Liu fucker is an Asian. While his enrollment in TJ may lead you to believe that he is smart, you'd be terribly mistaken. Kevin is one of the most unintelligent people on the server and consistently asks stupid questions. Kevin was born in Antarctica to a penguin mother. This is a popular theory as to why his intelligence is just so low. Kevin will consistently say "No Way" to things that are very mundane. He is a mutha fucka snack horder.

### The TJ Mystery:

It remains a mystery among users of the server how Kevin got in to TJ. This mystery is the source of many theories among patrons on the server. As stated before, his penguin heritage may be the reason why he is so dumb, it doesn't explain how he got into TJ. Another popular theory is that he is a government project made by the NSA in order to create some sort of godlike being. The theory states that the experimental project failed horribly creating Kevin. No matter how many theories are made, it will always remain a mystery how Kevin got into TJ.

### Being Bad At Video Games:

Kevin is just so bad at video games. He had to be carried by Evan and Zach on his first play through

of Dark Souls III, and it confuses many how he is so bad at Counter Strike: Global Offensive. Alexander, within his first week of playing CS:GO, became tenfold as good as Kevin at CS:GO. Likewise Vishal would always guide him in his first time scissoring James.
Lei

Lei is a female contestant in TUOS, she is played by Honei-Bun and is one of the team captains.

## Personality

Lei's personality is hard to say since she hasn't had that many lines. She appears to be kind and cheerful.

## Appearence

Lei is a flower crown. She has light pink and green leaves. Unlike most contestants, she only has arms.

## Trivia

* She has sent the best submissions twice in a row.
	+ Despite this, she was only won one challenge because Square switched it up and made Earthy win instead.

* She is the only legless contestant in the camp.
* According to her first submission, she is afraid of balloon animals.
The servers lore

## Lore:

The Discord Server had humble beginnings in 2017, consisting only of Evan, the creator, James, the preserver, and Vishal, the destroyer. However, as more people starting arriving, the server grew, and so did the society of the server. The early days of the server was the Warring States Period, in which many different owners fought for their place as being the main server. Vishal had a powerful run with his own server, but his poor management issues would ultimately lead to his downfall. Zach also tried to make a server of his own, but it ultimately led to nothing. The second Arc we follow is the FCPS Arc. This consisted of every member of the server who attended FCPS having their name changed to their student ID. While this Arc can be considered uneventful, it had two main events that make it stand out. First, this was the first show of dominance with a standardized server theme. Secondly, it was during this theme that the War on Josiah was fought, an important victory in the history of the Discord Server. The FCPS theme was the longest lasting theme to date. The Next Arc was the Purple Steam Arc, which was the Discord Server at the height of its power. The Discord Server fought its most difficult war against the TJ Discord server. People will argue whether we won this war, but let's just say that TJ got fucked. After the war on TJ, the Discord Server saw a period of peace with no major conflicts. The Discord Server lost a minuscule amount of power to Jacoby Jones Arbuckle's R6 Discord server. Plans were made to take down the R6 server, but never came to fruition. Post Purple Steam was the John Michael Arc which was the shortest but most impactful arc. It was the only arc to date to have no conflict, and was mostly a time for reflection and worship while the server found their savior. A short while after the John Michael Arc the current Ninja arc began.
Hole In The Wall

Hole In The Wall is a male contestant in TUOS, played by PopkornHUPIKO2, his user owns this wiki.

## Personality

Hole In The Wall mostly appears in the background, but when he gets the spotlight, he's goofy. Many people also think he looks scary.

## Appearnce

Hole In The Wall is a piece of a wall that has a red coloured front, and light brown sides / back.

## Trivia

- There is also a TV show called "Hole in the Wall"
EXPOSING JORGE

I AM EXPOSING JORGE

(Jackson is quoting Jorge in a conversation with Mateen)
Jackson:
"

Mateen can be really retarted sometimes" (Jorge)

"I Bet mateen is gonna get an F on the science test" (Jorge)

Mateen:
damn
Jackson:

" I want new seats so I don't have to sit with mateen anymore" (Jorge)

Mateen:
i thought the same [about sitting with jorge]
Jackson:

"Mateen is so dumb" (Jorge)

"Mateen is kinda fat" (Jorge)

and im just ust saying I'm sleep deprived so If I made any mistakes when writing that is because sleep deprivation
------------------------LATER------------------------
Mateen: (quoting Jorge)
"do you want to shun jackson because he is not getting the games we play?" (Jorge)
"jackson is so retarded sometimes... i think he's autistic..." (Jorge)

"Jackson always copys off us, wanna not be friends with him?" (Jorge)

Unknown:
he [Jackson] cant live without you [jorge]
"Jackson is so lazy and retarded, how does he have straight A's?"(Jorge)

"Jackson is gonna die 20 years early" (Jorge)

"Jackson just uses me for copying, im not gonna be friends or ever partners with him" (Jorge)

Unknown: [in conversation with jackson]
is parters with you anyways (small note on Jorges hypocracy)

VERY IMPORTANT
HE IS GOING TO SAY ITS A JAKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN... DONT TRUST HIM

^ I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS BTW
The Wire (DS9)

What's eating (Redacted) Garak? The Trek Bois sit down with this harrowing addiction episode and delve deep into the subterfuge inherent in a looming threat - The Obsidian Order! (This DS9 ep. was too serious to make a joke description for, damn.)

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## **The Wire (DS9)**

### Release Date

21 June 2023

Jeff: 8

Josh: 8.5

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Hyness's Hood

Hyness's Hood is a male contestant on TUOS, he is played by Wooden Clock.

## Appearence

He is a Hood, from the planet Jambastion, that uses elemental Magic, just like the Generals.

## Personality

Hyness searches around the land for Dark Hearts, he shows no care about anything, he attacks people with his Magic, if they get in the way, he is also a Crazy Lunatic.

## Trivia

* His appearence, and Personality is similar to Kirby Star Allies.

* He is the only Kirby related character on the show.
Taleofnations Wiki

The land of Aerden is in chaos. After a dispute over the Daraye Islands, the hostile nation of Vadorria has declared war on the tiny Republic of Aeselle. Many Nations have met in the World Council, choosing sides in a never ending argument over what should happen.

Hi everyone. You are free to edit where you like, but vandalism is not tolerated. Only make or edit posts you are knowledgeable on or if you see a typo in a real word in the article. (Do not "fix" names that look wrong to you)

## List of Countries:

### Cont 4:

Einkelle

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The Muse (DS9)

We've been bamboozled into watching an episode of Trek with barely any period piece playtime in it but we still do our sworn kingly duties and primae noctis the heck out of this episode for your entertainment! Worf does some good schtick in that scene, at least.

Cochrane to Catfish Warp Scale Rating

Listen to the episode here!
Daraye Islands

The Daraye Islands are a small chain of islands of in between continent 3 and continent 4. Originally ruled by Vaddoria as one of it's many colonial territories, it was given to it's native citizens after Vaddoria was overtaken by revolutionists in 1980. The islands were bought by Aeselle in 1984 as part of it's economic expansion initiative and have been ruled under Aeselle for two decades.
Deseraine

Deseraine is the capital and fourth-largest city in Ostania. It has a population of 2,700,000 people and is generally considered to be one of the most important cities in the world.

History:

Pre-war to modern day.

In 1964, Igestrad rebels seized the city from a weakening Royal military. The rebels took over the Battalein Palace within a day of entering the city, and declared the DCR to be Igestrad territory. Most of the royal family escaped through a secret MGHD tunell network that passed through multiple cities on a route to Sgadta, which became the capital of Ostania during the war.

The Igestrad occupation significantly changed the skyline of Deseraine. After the Igestrad rebels set the Battalein palace as their base of operations, they began construction of the Kargant Tower (now known as the Crown Tower.) The Kargant Tower became the tallest structure in both parts of Ostania, surpassing the Hador Center in Torks-Elen by about 700 feet.
Quami

Quami, known as Kielland in the native Wåyonhege language, is one of the smallest countries on the world- and because of this, they use trading at their prime focus, instead of military power.
Quami, IRL, would be about the size of Monaco.

Kikis take high pride in their skill of mansäwii (to trick- although it is also used as the word for trade), and this is where most of their ego stems from. Natives often use the word 'haak-ilelaa' (literally 'Strategy Identity', but is closer to 'persona') to describe the skill that kikis use to swap personalities.
Xavilio

## About

The United Kingdom of Xavilio, or more commonly known as Xavilio, is a moderately large country in Continent 3. Their demonym is Xavilian.
Once an authoritarian country, citizens were expected listen to authorities. However, the authorities were really just the King and Queen.

Xavilio currently is a liberal country, but still follows the idea of monarchy. But instead of one leader, there would be two--the King and Queen. There are some exceptions in their history to this (See under: History.).

Xavilio also happens to be slightly democratic, as decisions are not made by the King nor Queen, but the citizens themselves. They vote for laws that the Queen and King may approve.

Their motto is "Integrït, färnis, ëi lørtly neö in reß brød. Hørel, wir sälïn nöin førzëir hïmilir, löinleß, ëi röintør.," and in English it is, "Integrity, fairness, and loyalty runs in our blood. However, we shall not forget humility, loneliness, and respect." (See under: Motto for more information.)

Xavilio in Xavilian is Xävilæö.

## History

The United Kingdom of Xavilio was formed when King Mario and Queen Abigail went under rule. They were very much in love, so they created a form of monarchy where there were two rulers (if present). That way, they would make decisions together (XD yes, history does have romance in it!) From there, they ruled Xavilio, which was formerly called Oliox (in Xavilian, Øliöx).

Xavilio was made
Sharladone

**Country** **Form**:

**Name:** Sharladone

**Formal** **Name**: Sharladone Crown Territory

**Capital**: Comeira

**Leader**: Carla Vitzen

**Demonym**: Sharladonians

**Size**: Small

**Population**: Medium

**Military** **Strength**: Semi-Medium

**Economic** **Power**: Weak

**Currency**: Carlian Nuuts (pronounced like newt)

**Allies**: None at the moment

**Location**: Continent 3
Crown Resource Group

Oil and Gas

Construction

Chemicals

### Predecessor

Clayt & Deseraine Corporation (1967-1971)Northern Holdings Corporation (1953-1967)

### Founded

1953 (As Northern Holdings Corporation in Nallinro, Greater Lattore)1967 (As Clayt & Deseraine Corporation in Tovher Bay, Senaryt)

1971 (As Crown Resource Group in Deseraine, DCR)

### Headquarters

27 West Orwe street, Deseraine, DCR 55 Yandrell street, Herko, Greater Lattore (Claytgas)

987 Lower Park street, Ambary, Kyorj (Northern Shipping & Kyorj Oil)

8546 Breting Bay Avenue, Praien, Ostanian Geraidie (CRG Standard Trade Corp.)

411 Peloga Bramms Avenue, Torks-Elen, Moorich (CRG Investments

### Products

Metals and minerals, petroleum and natural gas, food products, industrial products, energy, construction, chemicals, plastics

### Subsidaries

CRG Corp.Claytgas

Northern Shipping

CRG Standard Trade Corp.

CRG Investments

Deseraine Bank

Kyorj Oil

Ostania Construction

Basherr Horizon Petro

Stalcia Airlines

### Website

www.crg.os

Crown Resource Group PCA (SCSE: CRG), commonly known as the CRG, is a Ostanian conglomerate headquarted and incorporated in Ostania. It is, and has been, the largest company in the world since 1978. It is notorious for it's near monopoly in the Ostanian resource industry, with most of it's competitors dwarfed by the company's sheer size.

The CRG is involved with the production and extraction of a wide range of materials and goods. It's most profitable arms are in the Metals and Mining ad Oil and Gas industries, making up 31 and 29 percent of the company's revenues respectively. Despite it's huge oil production, the CRG is only the second largest oil company in Ostania, after Lezzat Petro (SCSE:LZT), one of it's main competitors.

Making up the remaining 40% of the company's profits is mostly the commodity trade, however there are large Construction and Chemical sectors under the CRG name as well.

The CRG was formed after a merger between Clayt & Deseraine and a coalition of resource companies including Pery Balret Steel, Noval Co., and the Mining Bank subsidary of Doranny Bank (SCSE:DNY). The newly merged company was renamed the Crown Resource Group and relocated to Deseraine. Despite the official merger, the deal is considered a takeover by Clayt & Deseraine, and the CRG is considered a direct predecessor of Clayt & Deseraine.

The CRG is primarily listed on the Sgadta City Stock Exchange (SCSE). It's largest shareholder is the Crown Investment Agency with a 14.3% share, followed by Clayt Enterprises with 12.2%.

## CRG Corp.

### Founded

1973 (Became a separate entity from the CRG, which became the parent company) In Deseraine, DCR

### Website

www.crgcorp.os

Claytgas

Northern Shipping

CRG Standard Trade Corp.

CRG Investments

Deseraine Bank

Kyorj Oil

Ostania Construction

Basherr Horizon Petro

Stalcia Airlines

## Claytgas

### Founded

1955 (As part of Northern Holdings Corporation) In Nallinro, Greater Lattore

## Northern Shipping

### Founded

1948 (Acquired by Northern Holdings in 1953 after Northern Holdings was formed from Northern Shipping investments) In Oriye, Lattore