King Kaos

King Kaos suffers a daily seizure.

Chaotic Cuckhole

Mr. Green Bean

The Yes-Man

Dumbass

King Kaos was a ruthless dictator and the arch-enemy of Captain Etiquette. Wearing a golden helmet he found on Pawn Stars, he gained the Powers of the Yes-Man allowing the prankster's tricks to double into threats. He is the reincarnation of the "Yes-Man" an ancient parallel to Captain Etiquette.

## HISTORY

#### Birth

The man who become King Kaos was born on April 20 1945, as Gabertion Gubberial Brawn III. Born to Baron Big Rack Blitz and Count Coco Crusty Knyuts. He was born in Hitler's Bunker were he trolled the Dictator into suicide at two seconds old. This would be the start of Brawn's decent into loving chaos. As an added joke, Brawn dropped a nuke on Japan, blaming the U.S becuase he was" owny thwee".

#### CHILDHOOD

After the war, Brawn studied computer programing at the University of ICUP, he studied for two years before he got bored and ran away to Poland. There he would troll Soviet Troops by shitting out bricks and throwing them into Eastern Germany. After seeing Brawns stunts, Joseph Stalin was impressed and brought in Brawn to be his personal ambassador. On his first mission Brawn was sent into China as Stalin's personal representative, however Brawn had different plans, where as a joke introduced Communism to the country causing the Boxer Revolution to happen twice leading to the Burning of Peking 1956. Then for extra fun, Brawn went into North Korea and farted in the capital creating the fascist regime we know today as a lol.

When Stalin found out he gave the young Brawn a promotion to head of Korea and become it's first leader.

#### RULING NORTH KOREA

Brawn become the first leader of North Korea, as a joke he let in a bunch of assassins' into the country to kill him however he was shoot through the head and develop a seizure issue where every day Brawn will impulsively break down, shit himself, freak out, cum, and then die for 2 seconds. This tricked the assassin's into leaving however one assassin John Spanks would stay behind to study the strange leader. Coming back to life, Brawn implemented the GAY TEST into the country in which everyone had to take a take a gay test to determine who can handle the most Constipation.

When the Korea War started, Brawn visited the United States to purposefully shit on Ronal Reagonms desk where he had another seizure and vored the President by complete accident. This incident was known as the Swallow of 58'.

#### ON THE RUN AND MEETING THE YES-MAN

After the Swallow of 58' Brawn was seen as an enemy of the state where he ran from the US Cringe Police. During the Cuban Missile crisis he replaced all the Russian missiles with Diaper bags. He slowly tried to push a Soviet Battleship pass the Cuban Border, but he had a seizure which caused the Soviets to leave because it was too awkward. The US deployed the cringe police after the incident in the ocean. When they arrived they threaten to open fire but Brawn sucked up all the bullets with unusual third anus. He tricked the Police into drowning themselves in the gulf sea where he dived into a whales blowhole.

While in the whale, he meet a cursed deity, the dreaded YES-Man, a demon from the start of time where he battled Captain Etiquette a champion of truth and tacos. There the Demon suduced the young Brawn and the began a strong sexual relationship where the two fucked for 5 times an hour. This process got Brawn pregnant with the deities powers and after a year of holding something in his urethrae, Brawn gave birth to a gold shiny helmet. A gift from the demon, the Helmet gave Brawn supernatural powers and a longer life. He used the helmet to drive the whale back home to Europe.

##### BECOMING KING KOAS

On his return, Brawn demanded that eastern Germany give him a castle for him and his new demon Husband. The state offered the mad man his castle and he was given the rank of King. With his supernatural powers, King Brawn separated his mountain castle from the rest of the countries giving him free reign over his domain. However he learned a year later that the YES-Man demon has been having an affair with the then Captain Etiquette of the time, Leen Karie Kleen. Out of spite, King Brawn violently fought and killed the Captain by ripping out their tongue and shoving it down their nose.

King Brawn learned Captain Etiquette will always return and declare that he will kill every incarnation of the Captain until the end of time donning the name Choas, but learned it was copyrighted and changed it to Kaos. However it didn't stop him from hate fucking the demon he hated so much.

#### THE BITE OF 87

King Kaos was responsible for the bite of 87 where he would go around biting kids until one took out a rocket launcher and shot his third anus off. This caused Kaos to go in hibernation until 2001.

#### FART MAIL

Kaos would start sending boxes of farts to random American's as a joke however this only caused the War on Terror to escalate even more than it should have. However this would cause the Fart Incident in which 30 people turned into big balls of gas causing tensions with GuiPatel's Domain where the threaten to fart on George Bush escalating WW3. To keep the U.S off his trail, King Kaos send 40 Ketchup men into the white house to turn it into the Red House however all 40 men where shot by President Bush causing him to accidently create Keychup, which is King Koas worst Mistake.

Around this time King Kaos wrote the first script for Suicide Squad 2016, and created Gizmo the Eyeless Dog.

#### THE RETURN OF CAPTAIN ETIQUETTE

Two years after this incident, King Kaos learned a new Captain Etiquette has appeared. He encountered the new hero as the E3 at 2006 where the two played wii bowling to the death. King Kaos pulled a trick where he pulled out a real bowling ball and threw it into the crowd. The ball killed 45 people but no one cared because they were Nintendo Fans.

The two would fight again a month later at the Battle of the Bulge where Captain Etiquette used his Spear of Penetration to defeat King Kaos who was attempting to shoplift 30 dollars worth of goldfish from a local Walmart.

King Kaos attempted to steal all the frogs in the United States, but Captain Etiquette tricked the King by making all the Frogs gay using the King's old test against him. This caused King Kaos to rethink his homophopic ways, he then attempted to make Gay Marriage legal in all 50 states but was stopped by Captain Etiquette.

Captain Etiquette shot King Kaos with a Sniper when he ask him to stop annoying him.

#### DEATH OF CAPTAIN ETIQUETTE

When Myne Riller become President, King Kaos thought the best way to troll him was created a bunch Forts made of beans around the country. The President deployed Captain Etiquette to fight the King however after destroying fort after fort, he could never find the King. This was all part of the ruse, where King Kaos used hired Tim Spanks son of John Spanks to assist him. Tim Spanks attempt to kill Riller however he was shot down by the Captain Etiquette. King Kaos then drew a sword and dueled the Captain, their duel was so shit that it went through different dimensions. However a group of Police shot the president dead and also shot the Captain. In a quick stand off, King Kaos shot and killed Captain Etiquette.

King Kaos learned that Captain Etiquette was his long lost brother and fell into a depression.

#### BEAN ARC

King Kaos would fall into a depression where he sold his Castle for two cans of beans. He later moved into Captain Etiquette's old house. There he would play Rust all day and create League of Legends.

Police Officers broke into his house arrest him and sent him into a Cringe Camp. There he met three kids who claimed they encountered Captain Etiquette. This broke the King's depression and walked out of the Camp without a second thought. However he tripped and fell into a Ball Pit. The King has never been seen since.

However his voice can still be heard echoing through the walls of the camp.

## TRIVIA

-King Kaos has vored two U.S Presidents, Ronal Raeagnn during the Swallow of 58', and Jefferson Davis.

-King Kaos started NFT's