Breakfast Man (Main Universe)

***Breakfast Man*** is a hugely popular Film director and producer. He has had many interview with Fanta Claws in which he describes his upcoming movies.

 Biography

### Planet of the Dog films

He Directed three films in the planet of the dog series starring Molto Bene

###  Making The Advert, Hiring the Up and coming Actor

The Seed of That Once Controlled Me **insisted that his bank, The Independent Bank of Stealing your Money** **should make a high-budget advert**, **full of explosions**, **romance** and **cliffhangers** so expensive that the audience could worry for **not just the characters but for their own lives** as well. He also wanted to **produce**, **write and Direct** the commercial however directing duties somehow fell upon **the** **Breakfast Man**  (presumably with The Seed of That Once Controlled Me’s permission)

Vomit looked all over the Star Filled Nebula of Tarran for a **suitable Cast**, for the role of the love interest he was considering hiring a **Block of Dirt he found lying on the floor** for the **lead female role**, but thought people may consider it **stunt Casting**, The Role of **Dy** went to **Doris Doubleknocker**, a **87 year old woman** famous for the lead role in 1994 “**Hamlet me in**.”

For the **male part**, Vomit looked at many for the role, including **Dan Ackroyd**, **Brad Pitt**, **Scarlett Johanson with a drawn on mustache**, **Tom Baker**, **The Living Anus**, **Steve Buscemi** and **the entire cast of “Twelve Angry Men” at once**(they talking In union).

The Role of **Zigzag** went to **Tilly Jilly Milly with a Nilly**, An **unknown actor** at the time who had been in **Small parts in the A.C.T.V. Soup drama** “**The Flick of a Dick**.” He was Caught in the eye of the Seed of That Once Controlled Me when he saw him preform the lead role in the theater rendition of “**How to kill a mocking Turd!**” Witch was **critically panned** for its “**Brilliant**” **performances**. Filming took **over seven years**!

Doris, on the other hand **wasn’t happy** with **The Seed of That Once Controlled Me’s script**. **Complaining** that the **rape scene**s weren’t **strong enough**, she tried to convince them to **allow her to get her vigina out** but the **finish project** used a **CGI model.\***

The Advert came out to **Confusing critical response**, most review it as a ‘**don’t know**” advert. Some believe that this is **proof the one true god has judge us, and claim guilty**. John C Mathew of the **Yearly Mirrors** wrote “**One moment it’s like watching the innocent of Teletubbies, followed by a real life person burning. 10 point for creativity, minus 50 for anything else**.”

**\***=The CGI artist made a horrible continuity Error, they may have done the Pink Flower of a lady part, but forgot to create the rest of the body, so in the Advert, for one shot, there appears to be a Flying Fofo.

## Relationships

### Allies

* Fanta Claws
* The Seed of That Once Controlled Me
* Molto Bene
* The Human
* Doris Doubleknocker
* Tilly Jilly Milly with a Nilly
* Sigourney Weaver (Pre-Death)

### Enemies

* The Flamboyent Pedo
* The Hollywood Pedophile Society

## Filmography

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## Appearances

In chronological order:

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## Trivia

* The Bird that Believes started a **bit of a controversy** when it told the **press** that **Breakfast Man** will make **the greatest film ever made** in the **future**, better then **every other story ever made in history**, everything else will look **terrible by comparison** witch will start a **downwards spiral of people feeling anticlimactic**, effectively making media as a hole obsolete and starting **the First Narrative War**.
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## Behind the scenes

* The character was created by: Jac Simpson Price as part of a double act running gag with Adams, as the boys would pretend to be a over indulgent film director being interviewed.