An Ancient Wreck (Transcript)

This is the 28th episode of Video Squadron: Gamerman.

Ash was watching television one day. He was watching his favorite show, Mysteries of the Lost Pyramid.

Guy Smittley: (Who is a giraffe) Hello, and welcome back to Mysteries of the Lost Pyramid. I am your host, Guy Smittley. Today, we're going to see if the contestants can find ancient artifacts.

Ash: Oh man. I quite love this show. I wonder what artifacts they'll find today. Maybe they'll dig up King Mutt's bone.

Mrs. Hawkeye: Ash, that's in a museum in California. This is Brooklyn.

Ash: Oh darn it.

Guy Smittley: Let's meet with our contestants for today. (The contestants are a pair of lizard children) And who are you?

Lizard Boy: My name is Mack and this is my sister, Andrea.

Andrea: We've been excited to appear on this show for a while.

Ash: I know I have.

Guy Smittley: So are you prepared to go through this pyramid filled with booby traps to find the ancient artifacts hidden inside?

Andrea: Certainly.

Mack: This isn't going to be hard, is it?

Guy Smittley: No worries. There won't be much dangers in here. You'll come out in one piece.

Up in the villain's base, Darktail and Ninjakuma were watching the show as well.

Ninjakuma: No dangers? That's no fun.

Darktail: That Guy should have added in dangerous booby traps. Then those kids would never get out alive.

Green Polygore: Then why don't we put a danger inside of that pyramid, shall we?

Pink Polygore: We heard that Gamer Black is also a fan of this show.

Ninjakuma: A Gamerman likes this show? Maybe he should go on the show as well. With added dangers along the way.

Gigalord: I've got the perfect monster idea for this. Dr. Squeak, would you?

Dr. Squeak: My pleasure.

Dr. Squeak went over to the computer screen and began work on his creation. Soon, it was finished and out came an ancient monster.

Dr. Squeak: I present to you Az-Wreck.

Ninjakuma: Az-Wreck? I don't get it?

Dr. Squeak: It's a play on the words Aztec and Wreck. Get it?

Darktail: I get it, Ninja.

Gigalord: You two go down with Az-Wreck and give that game show a better show worth watching.

Darktail: On it.

Ash was still watching the show when he suddenly saw Darktail, Ninjakuma, Az-Wreck, and the polygores show up.

Ash: Oh no. It's Darktail and Ninjakuma! What are they up to?

The polygores grabbed Guy and took him away.

Ninjakuma: Listen up, folks. Especially you, Gamermen.

Darktail: We've added some additional traps inside of this pyramid. If you want to save the lizard kids, you'll need to get through all the traps within.

Ash: This is bad. What can we do?

Then, Ash got a call on his communicator.

Vix's Voice: Ash, Darktail and Ninjakuma have taken over the game show, Mysteries of the Lost Pyramid.

Ash: I know.

Vix's Voice: You know?

Ash: Yeah. I was watching it on television just now.

Vix's Voice: Get over here quickly and I'll explain to everyone about the situation.

Ash: Got it.

Ash turned the television off and then headed out. He soon arrived at the arcade where the other Gamermen were.

Kasumi: This is terrible that the most beloved children's game show has been taken over.

Randy: So did Gigalord send down a monster into the game show?

Vix: He has indeed. I'll show you.

Vix projected the screen to show Az-Wreck inside the pyramid.

Vix: This is Az-Wreck. He has set up booby traps inside of the pyramid. He's trying to make it even more dangerous than it should be.

Felicia: That is not right.

William: These sorts of game shows are suppose to be fun and friendly. Not all harmful.

Ash: What about the lizard kids who are in the pyramid. What will happen to them?

Jack: If these booby traps are not gotten rid of, the kids may be doomed.

Randy: No worries, Uncle Jack. We'll go into the studio and put a stop to it.

They transformed and hurried to the studio. Back at the arcade, Jack, Vix, and Headbot were watching the show.

Headbot: This'll be interesting to see the Gamermen fighting on TV.

Vix: Remember, they're not just fighting on TV, they're doing so to save the show and the kids inside the pyramid who have no idea about the new booby traps that were set up.

The Gamermen then showed up to the studio.

Randy: Hold it right there.

Darktail: Oh look here, folks. It is the Gamermen.

Ninjakuma: So you know the deal here, right? You have to go through this pyramid and go through all the booby traps that Az-Wreck has sent up.

William: We get it.

Randy: Let's get into the pyramid guys.

They hurried over to the entrance to the pyramid, but where blocked off by the polygores.

Ninjakuma: But first, you must fight off the polygores.

Ash: Oh is this all?

Darktail: No. Just the first part of the challenge.

Ash: But the challenges always start inside the pyramid. Not outside.

Darktail: Well, we're changing things up. Just roll with it.

The Gamermen fought against the polygores. Meanwhile, Jake and Justin were watching the show, too.

Jake: So the Gamermen get to appear on the show and we don't? That is not fair.

Justin: Maybe they'll reveal themselves on TV.

Jake: I don't think we should count on that. But let's keep watching anyways.

The Gamermen managed to knock out all the polygores, then the path was clear.

Randy: OK. Now let's hurry in.

They hurried into the pyramid, but then, the door behind them shut.

Kasumi: Hey, who turned out the lights?

Then, the lights turned out, but each Gamerman was in a separate room.

Ash: Hey, where are you guys?

Felicia: I'm right here. But I don't know where you all are.

Darktail's Voice: Don't you get it? You each have to take different paths to finding where the kids are in this pyramid. Nobody except yourself can help you now.

Ninjakuma's Voice: We've managed to separate you all into different rooms. Find the kids and Az-Wreck and see if you can make it out alive. Hahahahaha.

Randy: Well, it looks like we don't have a choice, guys. Let's get moving.

So they all went moving their separate ways. First, Felicia went down a hall that had a lot of bugs in it.

Felicia: Bugs? Eww. How can I get through these?

She took one step closer, but the bugs were freaking her out.

Felicia: Eww. Just gotta keep going.

She kept walking until she made her way out of the bug hall.

Felicia: Phew. I made it. Sure hope I never have to see them ever again.

William was in a room with lots of tiles.

William: Oh boy. I know this room. I need to figure out which tiles are not booby trapped.

William took a step on one tile, nothing happened.

William: Alright. This one is fine. (Takes a step on another tile) Nothing has happened with this one. (Takes a few more steps, but then steps on something which causes the walls to start coming in towards each other) What? This was never in the game show. Usually they dump slime on you. That I could handle. They've never made the walls come in on you. That would be murder. I gotta get out of here quickly.

He continued walking on tiles to see which ones were safe, but he then stepped on one that burned his foot.

William: Ooh. Ow. (Blows at his foot to cool it down) And that was never in the game show.

He soon made it to the end, just as the walls has clashed in with one another.

William: Phew. Thank goodness I made it out. I'd be a dog pancake if I didn't make it out in time.

Randy had come across a room with lots of holes in the wall.

Randy: What's going to be coming out of these holes?

Randy took a few steps forward, and out came snakes.

Randy: AAAH! Snakes! Wait, these are just rubber, right? (Puts his finger close to one, only for it to snap like a real snake) Nope! They're real alright! (Jumps away) These cobras don't look friendly. I've got to be careful not to let any bite me or it's a trip to the hospital for me. Assuming they're venomous. (Continues to jump through until he makes it to the end) Alright. There we go. Those cobras were scary. They usually use rubber cobras, not real ones.

Kasumi made her way to a room with rat statues.

Kasumi: Something tells me that behind one of these statues is the next path. I need to figure out which one. (She moves the first statue, which causes a bright light to shine through) AAH! (Pushes it back) Bright light! (Opens her eyes) OK. Good. I can still see. (Moves the next one, which makes a rattle sound) AAAH! (Pushes it back) That was a rattle noise. I think from a rattle snake. No way I want to come across one of them. (Goes to the next statue, but this one make the floor start opening up) Uh oh. (She quickly pushes the statue back, but the floor was still opening up) Uh, is this the right path? (Looks inside to see spikes at the bottom) No way. There's one more statue. (Moves it, which opens up the next door) Alright. This is it. (Hurries out before the floor opens up all the way) Phew. They never had spikes at the bottom. What is up with that?

Ash then came across a ledge that had a doorway on the other side.

Ash: This should be easy. I'll just fly across.

But just as he was about to, he got blasted by something.

Ash: Huh?

On the other side, Az-Wreck was shown holding a staff.

Ash: Az-Wreck.

Az-Wreck: I've just cursed you to be unable to fly. If you want to get across here, you'll need to walk on a tight rope. (Makes one appear)

Ash: Oh.

Az-Wreck:...Blind folded. (Makes a blindfold appear over Ash's eyes.

Ash: Hey!

Az-Wreck: If you can make it across, the flyless curse and the blindfold will disappear. If not, you'll have to deal with both of them for the rest of your life. Hahahaha. (Disappears)

Ash: OK. I just got to concentrate and make it across.

Ash started walking across the rope. He walked very slowly. He started to loose his balance for a few bits, but managed to stay upright. He continued walking across.

Ash: Come on. You can do this. Just keep walking forwards. Don't look back. (Stops for a moment) Not that I can even do that. (Starts walking again)

He soon made it to the other side and the blindfold had disappeared.

Ash: Phew. I made it. Uh, the blindfold is gone, but is the curse? (Flies a few feet above the ground) Yeah, it is. Now to get after that monster!

We then cut to Mack and Andrea as they were exploring the pyramid.

Mack: Andry, look.

Andrea: It's the statue of Cleocatra. We found it.

They rushed over to it, but were stopped by Az-Wreck.

Az-Wreck: Hold it you little lizards. Your trail ends here. (Points the spear at the lizards)

The lizard siblings were holding onto each other, sure that it was their end, but then the spear is knocked out of Az-Wreck's hands.

Az-Wreck: What?

The lizards looked to see Ash had blasted the spear away.

Mack: It's a Gamerman.

Ash: Are you kids, alright?

Mack: We're fine.

Andrea: But this monster came in and stopped us from getting the statue of Cleocatra.

Ash: No worries. I'll handle this.

Ash got out out blaster and began blasting at Az-Wreck.

Az-Wreck: You're doing pretty well, Gamer Black. But you're nothing without your team mates.

But then, the rest of them team entered the room from different directions.

Randy: You talking about us?

Az-Wreck: What?

Kasumi: Yeah. We got through your little booby traps.

Felicia: And now we are here.

The Gamermen then charged towards Az-Wreck and began battling him. Ash and the lizard kids hurried over to the statue and picked it up. When they did the exit door opened up.

Ash: Guys, this is our exit. Let's hurry out.

Randy: Good going, A-(Sees the kids) Gamer Black. Let's hurry out, guys.

They hurried out, but Az-Wreck followed them out.

Darktail: Hey, you got out?

Kasumi: That we did.

Ninjakuma: It doesn't matter, as the usual host is still missing.

Jeremy: Not for long.

Jeremy (Morphed as Gamer Silver) came in with Guy.

Guy: This Gamerman found me in the closet and saved me.

Randy: Now we should use the Gamernator to blow Az-Wreck away.

They called for the Gamernator and aimed it at Az-Wreck.

Randy: Alright, Az-Wreck. Time to end this game show and to consider ourselves the winners.

They blasted at Az-Wreck, knocking him over to the outside.

Darktail: Did you forgot that we're sour losers? (She strikes lightning into herself, Ninjakuma, and Az-Wreck, making all three of them grow giant)

Felicia: Oh no. They're all big now.

Ash: Get to safety, kids. We'll handle this.

Andrea: Right. Let's hurry, Mack.

Ruki then arrived (Morphed as Gamer Violet) I'm here, guys. Sorry it took me so long.

Jeremy: No worries. We've got a triple threat this time.

Randy: Gamer Master.

Jeremy: Gamer Ship Fighter.

Ruki: Delta Gamer Robo.

The three mecha had showed up and they each went after one opponent. Gamer Master fought Az-Wreck, Gamer Ship Fighter fought against Ninjakuma, and Delta Gamer Robo fought Darktail.

Darktail: So you think you're so tough with this robo, huh?

Ruki: It is quite powerful.

Delta Gamer Robo: (Blasts at Darktail)

Darktail: AAAAH!

Gamer Ship Fighter kept Ninjakuma's sword from hitting it and pushed it back.

Ninjakuma: Whoa.

Gamer Ship Fighter: (Pushes at Ninjakuma)

Ninjakuma: Ah!

Gamer Master was using the Gamer Sword to attack at Az-Wreck, who used his staff at Gamer Master. Knocking them back.

Ash: You had to get out of your way to ruin the best kids game show? Well, we're here to ruin your show.

Az-Wreck: Never thought of appearing in a show, I just like destroying Gamermen.

Felicia: Well you won't be getting that.

Gamer Master made a few more hits at Az-Wreck when Ninjakuma and Darktail combined their powers to hit the three robots. Making them fall to the ground.

Randy: Let's form Gamer Ship Master.

Jeremy: Right. Gamer Ship Master combine.

Gamer Master was decombined and Gamer Ship Master was formed. For once, Ash was in control of Gamer Ship Master.

Ash: Thanks for agreeing to let me finish this one off, Jeremy.

Jeremy: (Who was with the other four in Gamer Fighter Fang) No problem, Ash. We'll take care of Ninjakuma and Darktail.

So Gamer Fighter Fang and Delta Gamer Robo went to Darktail and Ninjakuma while Gamer Ship master battled Az-Wreck. Although Az-Wreck was still quite powerful in comparison.

Ash: Alright. Time to put an end to this.

Ash had Gamer Ship Master use it's finishing attack at Az-Wreck.

Az-Wreck: You know as they say in show biz its a wrapped! (Az-Wreck got hit and then fell to the ground and exploded)

Ash: Alright. I got it.

Gamer Fighter Fang and Delta Gamer Robo had knocked both Darktail and Ninjakuma to the ground. They reverted back to normal size and then looked up at the giant robots.

Darktail: You may have won our game show.

Ninjakuma: And destroyed Az-Wreck. But not us.

They then disappeared. Over with Jake and Justin, they had just seen the show end.

Jake: Darn it. The Gamermen didn't have their identities revealed.

Justin: It's not like they would ever reveal them on live TV, would they?

Jake: If only Gamer Black didn't make it across that tightrope. If he had failed, he'd obviously still have that blindfold even if he was demorphed. So if we saw someone with a blindfold on all the time after this, then we'd know they are Gamer Black.

Justin: (roll eyes)

Later in the studios, the Gamermen, still in their suits, were talking to Guy in the studio.

Kasumi: We're real sorry about what those monsters did to your show, Mr. Smittley.

Guy: It's no big deal. We'll get all those traps removed from the pyramid and it'll be safe for next week's contestants.

William: I still can't believe that such booby traps would be set up in a child friend game show. They were pushing it over the top.

Mack and Andrea then came back into the studio.

Ash: I'm real sorry you kids had to go through all that. Kids should never be put into such a dangerous battle.

Mack: That's alright. It was actually exciting. Getting to be on the game show with the Gamermen.

Andrea: I just hope mom and dad won't be too freaked out by what had happened today. They said they would watch today's episode when we went into the studio.

Kasumi: Do you need any help clearing out all the added booby traps, Mr. Smittley.

Guy: No. We got it. Thanks for the offer, though.

Later at Ash's house, Ash had arrived home.

Mrs. Hawkeye: There you are, Ash. You'll never believe what happened on TV today?

Ash: What, Mom?

Mrs. Hawkeye: Shortly after you left the house, the Gamermen appeared on Mysteries of the Lost Pyramid. Don't worry, I taped it for you so you could see for yourself.

Ash: Oh. Thanks, Mom. I wasn't aware that the Gamermen were on that show today.

Mrs. Hawkeye: Doesn't the arcade have a TV?

Ash: Yes, but we were so busy with our work that we didn't get to see it. Randy's uncle saw it, though. He told us.

Mrs. Hawkeye: Alright.

Man, talk about such an experience on a game show. I sure hope no game show ever has to suffer what this one went through. No game show would ever really put in booby traps like the ones that Darktail, Ninjakuma, and Az-Wreck had put inside, wouldn't they?

To be continued....