Best of Shaggy (Ash and Friends release)

**Best of Shaggy** is an Ash & Friends video spoof to Best of Henry. It is a video composed of four Season 1 episodes, one Season 3 episode, two Season 4 episodes and two Season 5 episodes narrated by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.

## Description

* Known on the land of YTV for being the friendliest member of Mystery Inc, Shaggy has been good friends with Ash since the very beginning. Children and Adults will enjoy the fun in this commemorative Ash & Friends Collector's Edition volume dedicated to our biggest character of all, Shaggy. Everyone will celebrate the day when Shaggy gets locked in a tunnel by Steven for refusing to come out. Remember the time when a Donphan is blocking Shaggy's tunnel, or when he gets into an accident with the Flying Kipper. Viewers will laugh at how Shaggy got scared of ghosts, but not for Poncho. Hop on board and climb on our number 3 character that will give you a ride of your lives in all 9 stories about his days.

## Cast

1. Ash Ketchum as Thomas (Veronica Taylor)
2. Kevin Keene as Edward (Matt Hill)
3. Shaggy Rogers as Henry (Matthew Lillard)
4. Terry McGinnis as Gordon (Will Friedle)
5. Raimundo Pedrosa as James (Tom Kenny)
6. Alexander "Alex" O'Connell as Percy (Chris Marquette)
7. Jackie Chan as Toby (James Sie)
8. Virgil Hawkins as Duck (Phil LaMarr)
9. Suzy as Annie (Megan Hollingshead)
10. Pietra as Clarabel (Carol Jacobanis)
11. Freakazoid as Terence (Paul Rugg)
12. King Bowser Koopa as Cranky (Harvey Atkin)
13. Steven Ketchum as Sir Topham Hatt (Dan Green)
14. Ozzy Jones as Donald (Phil LaMarr)
15. Heathcliff as Trevor (Mel Blanc)
16. Drix Koldriliff as Douglas (Jeff Bennett)
17. Rikochet as Skarloey (Carlos Alazraqui)
18. Buster Bunny as Rheneas (Charlie Adler)
19. Dr. Eggman as Bulstrode (Mike Pollock)

## Stories

1. Come Out Shaggy
2. Shaggy To The Rescue
3. Shaggy and The Donphan
4. Shaggy's Forest
5. Shaggy's Special Medicine
6. The Flying Kipper
7. Fish
8. Haunted Shaggy
9. Something In The Air

## Transcript

### Come Out Shaggy

* George Carlin: Once a character taking some Arcanine was afraid of a few drops of rain. It went into a tunnel and squeaked through its funnel, and wouldn't come out again. The character's name is Shaggy. His driver and fireman argued with him, but he would not move.
* Shaggy: The rain would spoil my lovely green paint and red stripes.
* George Carlin: He said. The conductor blew his whistle till he had no more breath, and waved his flag till his arms ached, but Shaggy still stayed in the tunnel and blew steam at him.
* Shaggy: I'm not going to spoil my lovely green paint and red stripes for you.
* George Carlin: Then, along came Steven, the man of charge of all the characters on the land of YTV.
* Steven: We will pull you out.
* George Carlin: Said Steven. But Shaggy only blew steam at him. Everyone pulled except for Steven.
* Steven: Because...
* George Carlin: He said.
* Steven: ...my doctor has forbidden me to pull.
* George Carlin: But still, Shaggy stayed in the tunnel. Then, they tried pushing from the other end. Steven said...
* Steven: One, two, three, push!
* George Carlin: ...but he didn't help.
* Steven: My doctor has forbbiden me to push.
* George Carlin: He said. They pushed, and pushed, and pushed, but still, Shaggy stayed in the tunnel. At last, Ash came along. The conductor waved his red flag and stopped him. Everyone argued with Virgil.
* Everyone: Look, it has stopped raining.
* George Carlin: They said.
* Shaggy: Yes, but it will began again soon.
* George Carlin: Said Shaggy.
* Shaggy: And what will become with green paint with red stripes then?
* George Carlin: Ash pushed and puffed and pushed as hard as ever he could, but still Shaggy stayed in the tunnel. Eventually, even Steven gave up.
* Steven: We shall take away your rails...
* George Carlin: He said.
* Steven: ...and leave you in here until you're ready to come out of the tunnel.
* George Carlin: They took up the old rails, and built a wall in front of Shaggy, so the other characters wouldn't bump into him. All Shaggy could do was to watch the trains rushing through the other tunnel. He was very sad, because he thought no one would see his lovely green paint and red stripes again. As time went on, Kevin and Terry would often pass by. Kevin would say...
* Kevin: Peep, peep! Hello!
* George Carlin: And Terry would say...
* Terry: Boop, boop, boop! Serves you right!
* George Carlin: Poor Shaggy had no steam to answer. His fire had gone out. Soot and dirt from the tunnel had spoilt his lovely green paint with red stripes anyway. How long do you think Shaggy would stay in the tunnel before he overcomes his fear of the rain, and decides to journey out again?

### Shaggy To The Rescue

* George Carlin: Terry always pulled the big express. He was proud of being the only character strong enough to do so. It was full of important people like Steven and Terry will see how fast he can go.
* Terry: Hurry, hurry, hurry!
* George Carlin: He said.
* Coaches: Trickety-trock, trickety-trock, tricktey-trock!
* George Carlin: Said the coaches. In a minute, Terry will see the tunnel where Shaggy stood bricked up and lonely.
* Shaggy: Oh, dear.
* George Carlin: Thought Shaggy.
* Shaggy: Why am I worried about rain spoiling my lovely coat of paint? Well Steven ever forgive me and let me out again?
* Terry: I'm going to poop poop at Shaggy.
* George Carlin: He was almost there when suddenly... "Wheesh!" And there was Terry going slower and slower into a cloud of steam. His driver stopped the train.
* Terry: What has happen to me?
* George Carlin: Asked Terry.
* Terry: I feel so weakened.
* Driver: You burst your safety valves.
* George Carlin: Said the driver.
* Driver: You can no longer pull the train.
* Terry: Oh dear.
* George Carlin: Said Terry.
* Terry: We were going so nicely too. And look, there's Shaggy laughing at me.
* George Carlin: Everyone came to see Terry.
* Steven: Hmph.
* George Carlin: Said Steven.
* Steven: These big characters are always causing me trouble. Send for another character at once.
* George Carlin: While the conductor went to find one, they uncoupled Terry who had enough puff to slink on the siding straight out of the way. Kevin was the only character left.
* Kevin: I'll come and try.
* Terry: Hmph.
* George Carlin: Said Terry.
* Terry: That's no use. Kevin can't push the train.
* George Carlin: Kevin puffed and pushed and pushed and puffed but he couldn't move the heavy coaches.
* Terry: I told you so.
* George Carlin: Said Terry.
* Terry: Why don't we let Shaggy try?
* Steven: Yes.
* George Carlin: Said Steven.
* Steven: I will. Will you help pull this train, Shaggy?
* Shaggy: Oh yes, please sir.
* George Carlin: Said Shaggy. When Shaggy had got up steam, he puffed out. He was dirty and covered with cobwebs.
* Shaggy: Oh, I'm stiff, I'm stiff.
* George Carlin: He sproaned.
* Steven: Have a run to ease your joints and find a turntable.
* George Carlin: Said Steven. When Shaggy came back, he felt much better. Then they coupled him up.
* Kevin: Peep peep.
* George Carlin: Said Kevin.
* Kevin: I'm ready.
* Virgil: Peep peep peep.
* George Carlin: Said Shaggy.
* Shaggy: So am I. Pull hard, we'll do it! Pull hard, we'll do it!
* George Carlin: They puffed together.
* Kevin and Shaggy: We've done it together! We've done it together!
* George Carlin: Said Kevin and Shaggy.
* Coaches: You've done it, hurray! You've done it, hurray!
* George Carlin: Sang the coaches. Everyone was excited. Steven leaned out on the window to wave at Kevin and Shaggy. But the train was going so fast, that his hat blew off into a field where a goat ate it up for tea. They never stopped til they came to the station at the end of the line. The passengers all said thank you, and Steven promised Shaggy a new coat of paint. One their way home, Kevin and Shaggy helped Terry back to the shed. All three characters are now great friends. Shaggy doesn't mind the rain now. He knows that the best way to keep his paint nicely not to run into tunnels, but to ask his driver to rub him down when the day's work was over.

### Shaggy and The Donphan

* George Carlin: Ash Ketchum strolled along his route with Suzy and Pietra. Steven was waiting on the platform. He looked at his watch.
* Steven: Well done, Ash. You're right on time and really reliable.
* Ash: Thank you, Sir.
* George Carlin: Whistled Ash.
* Suzy and Pietra: Ooh, right on time and really reliable.
* George Carlin: Hummed the girls. But the big characters were not feeling cheerful at all.
* Shaggy: Where's Alex?
* George Carlin: Mumbled Shaggy.
* Shaggy: He suppose to fetch our coaches.
* Raimundo: We get no rest.
* George Carlin: Complained Raimundo. He edged angrily onto the turntable and spoke rudely to Shaggy.
* Raimundo: What's the matter, Shaggy? There's no rain today. Stop worrying and do some work instead.
* Shaggy: I'm no longer afraid of getting wet.
* George Carlin: Huffed Shaggy.
* Shaggy: Anyway, you looked silly enough to be a clown you should join the circus.
* Alex: Oh.
* George Carlin: Whistled Alex.
* Alex: So you heard the news?
* Terry: What news?
* Alex: About the circus.
* Raimundo: Alex, what are you talking about?
* Alex: The circus has arrived.
* George Carlin: Explained Alex.
* Alex: I've been shunting special Beedrill. Steven really need your help too.
* George Carlin: The characters soon forgot to be tired and cross. Until it was time for the circus to leave. Then Terry and Shaggy were cross all over again when Raimundo got to pull the train away. A little later Steven returned.
* Steven: Come along, Shaggy. A tunnel has blocked down the line. You must take some workmen to an investigation.
* Shaggy: Pushing Beedrill, pushing Beedrill.
* George Carlin: Grumbled Shaggydreadfully. They stopped right outside the tunnel. The workmen went inside. It was very dark and quiet. But not for long.
* (Donphan trumpeting)
* Workmen: Help!
* George Carlin: Shouted the workmen and they ran out.
* (The Workmen race out of the tunnel)
* Workman: We started to dig at the block but it grunted and moved.
* George Carlin: One said.
* Foreman: Rubbish!
* George Carlin: Said the foreman.
* Workman: It's not rubbish. It's big and alive. We're not going in there again.
* Foreman: Right.
* George Carlin: Said the foreman.
* Foreman: I'll ride in the Beedrill and Shaggy shall push it out.
* Shaggy: Wheesh!
* George Carlin: Said Shaggy unhappily. He had been stuck in the tunnel for being afraid of the rain but this was worse. Something big and alive was inside.
* Shaggy: Peep! Peep! I'm not going in.
* Driver: Neither am I.
* George Carlin: Said his driver.
* Driver: But we must clear the line ahead.
* Henry: Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
* George Carlin: Puffed Shaggy. Then there was trouble ahead. The block was indeed alive and very strong it began to push the train backwards. Out of the tunnel came Shaggy, then the beedrill and last of all a large cross Donphan.
* (Donphan trumpeting)
* Foreman: Well I never!
* George Carlin: Cried the foreman. The workmen gave him some cake.
* (Donphan trumpeting)
* George Carlin: He drank three buckets of water and it was just about to drink another one when Shaggy let off steam.
* (Donphan trumpets)
* George Carlin: Cried the Donphan. Water went all over Shaggy. Poor Shaggy! The Donphan and his keeper was so reunited, but Shaggy was most upset.
* Shaggy: A Donphan pushed me! A Donphan hooshed me!
* George Carlin: That night, he told the other characters all about it. Terry and Raimundo felt sorry for Shaggy, but still teased him.
* Terry: First the rain, then an elephant. Whatever will you be afraid of next?
* Ash: Never mind, Shaggy.
* George Carlin: Murmured Ash.
* Shaggy: I think you are brave today, and really reliable too.

### Shaggy's Forest

* George Carlin: Shaggy Rogers has lived on the land of YTV for many years. He wouldn't want to be anywhere else. He liked every part of it from the fields filled with flowers to the white sandy beaches. But there is one place that Shaggy always enjoyed visiting more than any other. His driver knew this too.
* Driver: Come on, Shaggy.
* George Carlin: He would sometimes say.
* Driver: We made good time today. We'll stop for a while by the forest.
* George Carlin: Shaggy loved it here. The forest was filled with broad oaks and tall pines. Shaggy could remember the day long ago when he and Jackie brought some new trees to be planted and Freakazoid and Heathcliff helped haul them into place. Now he could see the trees growing amongst the others. Shaggy always felt better for being here. He couldn't really explain why that is but his driver understood.
* Driver: It's peaceful.
* George Carlin: He said to Shaggy. But one night, everything changed. The characters were resting in the shed.
* Ash: Listen.
* George Carlin: Said Ash.
* Ash: Can you hear a strange whistling sound?
* Jackie: It's the wind blowing outside our shed.
* George Carlin: Replied Jackie.
* Jackie: But I never heard of like this before.
* Raimundo: Do you know.
* George Carlin: Added Raimundo.
* Raimundo: If Terry wasn't here now, I say it was him thundering by with the express.
* George Carlin: All the characters laughed, except for Shaggy.
* Shaggy: I hope the wind won't harm the forest.
* George Carlin: By morning, the fierce winds have gone but the damage was done. Shaggy's driver came to see him in the yard.
* Driver: Trees have fallen on the line.
* George Carlin: He said.
* Driver: We must help clear the tracks.
* George Carlin: Ozzy set off with the breakdown train and Shaggy followed. Trees lay everywhere. The hillside now looked so bare. Shaggy felt sad.
* Shaggy: What will happen to all the animals who lived here?
* George Carlin: He thought. When Shaggy's flat Beedrill were full of logs, he took them to the timbermill where they will be turned to furniture and other things. Shaggy was glad the wood was being put to good use, but he was sorry to lose part of his forest.
* Jackie: Oh dear.
* George Carlin: Sighed Jackie to Ash.
* Jackie: I wish there was something we can do to make things better again.
* Ash: Yes indeed.
* George Carlin: Replied Ash.
* Ash: But what? We can't repair broken trees.
* Steven: Hello, Jackie.
* George Carlin: Said Steven.
* Steven: You do look glum.
* Jackie: I'm sad about the trees.
* George Carlin: Said Jackie.
* Jackie: And so is Shaggy. The forest is a special place to him. Now some of it was all gone.
* Steven: We'll soon put that done right.
* George Carlin: Replied Steven.
* Steven: I have an important job for you, Jackie. I will like you to take some Beedrill to the forest.
* George Carlin: When the Beedrill arrived, Jackie was delighted. They were full of splendid young trees already for plating.
* Jackie: This is the best job I've ever had.
* George Carlin: Said Jackie happily. When Shaggy returned, he was most surprised. There were Freakazoid and Heathcliff busily helping the workmen clear the torrents stumps and branches.
* Freakazoid: Look, Shaggy.
* George Carlin: Called Freakazoid.
* Freakazoid: We're beginning again. The hillside will look better than ever before. You'll see.
* George Carlin: Now whenever Shaggy stops by the forest, he could see the new trees growing strong and tall. Sometimes, everywhere was very quiet, and the other times, Shaggy could hear leaves rustling, or birds wing brushing the air. Often he can hear the distance sounds of children laughing, and always he is happy here.

### Shaggy's Special Medicine

* George Carlin: One morning, Shaggy was feeling very sorry for himself. Sometimes he can pull trains, but sometimes he felt he had no strength at all.
* Shaggy: I suffer dreadfully and no one cares.
* Raimundo: Rubbish, Shaggy!
* George Carlin: Snorted Raimundo.
* Raimundo: You don't work hard enough!
* George Carlin: Steven spoke to him too.
* Steven: What's wrong with you, Shaggy? You have lots of new parts and new paint too, but they've done you no good. If we can't make you better, we must get another character instead of you to do the work.
* George Carlin: This made Shaggy, his driver and fireman very sad. Steven was waiting when Shaggy came to the platform. He had taken off his hat and coat and put on overalls. Shaggy managed to start but his fireman was not satisfied.
* Fireman: Shaggy is a bad steamer.
* George Carlin: He said to Steven.
* Fireman: I built up his fire, but it doesn't give enough heat.
* George Carlin: Shaggy tried very hard, but it was no good. He didn't have enough steam, and came to a stop outside Kevin's station.
* Shaggy: Oh dear!
* George Carlin: Thought Shaggy.
* Shaggy: I shall have to go away! Oh dear, oh dear!
* George Carlin: All he can do is to go slowly onto a siding, and Kevin took charge of the train. Steven and the Fireman went on discussing Shaggy's troubles.
* Steven: What do you think is wrong, fireman?
* George Carlin: Asked Steven.
* Fireman: Excuse me, sir.
* George Carlin: He answered.
* Fireman: But the fact is the medicine was wrong. We've had a poor lot lately, and today's it's worse. The other characters can manage. They had big fireboxes. Shaggy's is small and can't make the heat. With Welsh medicine, he'd be a different character.
* Steven: It's expensive.
* George Carlin: Said Steven.
* Steven: But Shaggy must have a fair chance. Raimundo shall go and fetch them.
* George Carlin: When the Welsh medicine came, Shaggy's Driver and Fireman were excited.
* Fireman: Now we'll show 'em, Shaggy old fellow.
* George Carlin: They carefully made his fire, putting large lumps of coal like a wall round the outside, then the glowing middle part was covered in smaller lumps.
* Shaggy: You're spoiling my nice fire.
* George Carlin: Complained Shaggy.
* Fireman: Wait and see.
* George Carlin: Said the fireman.
* Fireman: We'll have a roaring fire just whenever we wanted.
* George Carlin: The fireman was right. When Shaggy reached the platform, the water was boiling nicely, and he had to let off steam.
* Steven: How are you, Shaggy?
* Shaggy: Peep, peep, peep! I feel fine!
* Steven: Have you a good fire, driver?
* Driver: Never better, sir, and plenty of steam.
* Steven: No record breaking.
* George Carlin: Warned Steven.
* Steven: Don't push him too hard.
* Driver: Shaggy won't need pushing, sir. I'll have to hold him back.
* George Carlin: Shaggy had a lovely day. He had never felt so well of his life. He wanted to go fast, but his driver wouldn't let him.
* Driver: Steady old fellow.
* George Carlin: He would say.
* Driver: There's plenty of time.
* George Carlin: They arrived early at the station. Ash puffed in.
* Shaggy: Where have you been, lazybones?
* George Carlin: Asked Shaggy.
* Shaggy: Oh, I can't wait for dawdling trainers like you. Goodbye.
* Ash: Whoosh!
* George Carlin: Said Ash to the coaches.
* Ash: Have you ever seen anything like it?
* George Carlin: Both Suzy and Pietra agreed that they never had.

### The Flying Kipper

* George Carlin: One winter evening, Shaggy's driver said...
* Driver: We'll be out early tomorrow. We've got to take the Flying Kipper. Don't tell Terry, but I think if we pull the Kipper nicely, Steven will let us pull the express. The special medicine they gave you is working well.
* Shaggy: Hooray!
* George Carlin: Cried Shaggy.
* Shaggy: That will be lovely.
* George Carlin: All kinds of ships use the harbour at the big station by the sea. There are passenger ships, cargo ships and fishing boats also come here. They unload their fish on the key. Some of them goes the shops in the town, and the rest in a special train to other places far away. This is the train the railwaymen called the Flying Kipper. Shaggy was ready at 5:00. There was snow and frost. Men hustled and shouted loading up the crates of fish. The last door banged, the guard showed his green lamp, and the Flying Kipper was ready to go.
* Shaggy: Come on, come on, don't be silly, don't be silly.
* George Carlin: Puffed Shaggy to the Beedrill. The Beedrill shuttered and groaned.
* Beedrill: Trickety-trock, trickety-trock, all right, all right!
* Shaggy: That's better, that's better.
* George Carlin: Puffed Shaggy. Clouds of smoke and steam poured from his funnel into the cold air, and the fire's light shown brightly.
* Shaggy: Hurry, hurry, hurry!
* George Carlin: Panted Shaggy. They were going well. The light grew better, signal light shown green as they passed. Then, a yellow signal appeard ahead. His driver prepared to stop, but the home signal was down.
* Driver: All clear, Shaggy. Away we go.
* George Carlin: They couldn't know the switches from the main line to a siding were frozen, and a home signal should have been set a danger, but snow had forced it down. A freight train was waited in a siding to let the Flying Kipper past, and a Driver and Fireman were drinking cocoa in the caboose.
* Conductor: The Kipper is due.
* George Carlin: Said the conductor.
* Fireman: Who cares?
* George Carlin: Said the Fireman.
* Fireman: This is good cocoa.
* George Carlin: The driver got up.
* Driver: Come on, fireman, back to our engine.
* George Carlin: They got out just in time.
* (Shaggy crashes into the break van and comes off the rails, fucking it up completely)
* George Carlin: Shaggy's driver and fireman had jumped clear before the crash, but Shaggy lay dazed and surprised. Steven came to see him.
* Shaggy: The signal was down, Sir.
* George Carlin: Said Shaggy sadly.
* Steven: Cheer up, Shaggy. It wasn't your fault. Ice and snow cause the accident. I'm sending you to Crewe, a fine place for sick characters. They'll give you your new shape and a larger firebox. You'll feel a different character, and you no longer need special medicine. Won't that be nice?
* Shaggy: Yes, sir.
* George Carlin: Said Shaggy doubtfully. Shaggy liked being a Crewe, but was glad to come home. A crowd of people waited to see him arrive in his new shape. He looked so splendid and strong that they gave him three cheers.
* Shaggy: Peep, peep!
* George Carlin: He whistled.
* Shaggy: Thank you very much!
* George Carlin: I'm sorry to say that a lot of little children were often late for school, because they waited to see Shaggy go by. They often see him pulling the express. He does it so well that Terry is jealous. But that's another story.

### Fish

* George Carlin: On starry nights when the moon is full and the air still, you can hear the sounds of faraway ships and distant laughter. They echoed over the hills and through the valleys, down calm canals and sleepy inlits. Every character knows that these are the sounds that say the harbour is hard at work at the big station by the sea. One night, a special load of fish was ordered. Steven decided that extra vans must be added to the train that the men called The Flying Kipper. The only vans available were old ones. They had not been used for a long time. Shaggy waited impatiently by the keyside as Virgil shunted them into position. Ash puffed by with the mail train.
* Ash: Hello, Virgil. Going fishing? I'd take care if I were you.
* Virgil: Why?
* George Carlin: Huffed Virgil.
* Ash: Well for one thing...
* George Carlin: Puffed Ash remembering his own experience.
* Ash: ...if fish get into an character's boiler they always cause trouble. And for another, fish can be awfully smelly. And I know what I'm talking about. Good night.
* George Carlin: Shaggy grunted dreadfully.
* Driver: You'll just have to put up with it, Shaggy.
* George Carlin: Said his driver.
* Driver: At least the extra load will mean you can have another engine help us up Terry's Hill.
* (Shaggy puffs away)
* George Carlin: Meanwhile, Virgil was waiting at Kevin's station so that he could help the heavy train by pushing from behind. Shaggy made good progress. When he reached Kevin's station his driver stopped the train beyond the platform. Then Shaggy gave a special signal.
* Shaggy: Peep, peep, peep, peep! I need help please?
* Virgil: Peep, peep!
* George Carlin: Replied Virgil.
* Virgil: I won't be long.
* George Carlin: Virgil buffered gently up to Shaggy's train. He was not coupled on. Shaggy would then be able to run on without stopping when they reached the top of the hill.
* Virgil: Ready!
* George Carlin: Whistled Virgil and off they went. Soon they reached Terry's Hill.
* Shaggy: Push hard, push hard.
* George Carlin: Puffed Shaggy.
* Virgil: We're doing it, we're doing it.
* George Carlin: Replied Virgil. Shaggy was pulling his train harder than he realized.
* (The lamp from the fourth van comes off all the sudden)
* George Carlin: Virgil felt the weight on his buffers slacking. Then Virgil noticed something else.
* Virgil: There's no sign of a tail lamp.
* George Carlin: He thought. He whistled, but there was no reply. Meanwhile Shaggy had noticed something too.
* Shaggy: My train's getting heavier.
* George Carlin: He said to himself.
* Shaggy: I'm slowing down.
* George Carlin: Then there was trouble.
* (Virgil smashes into the vans, causing Shaggy to come to a stop)
* George Carlin: No one was hurt. But a strong smell of fish plung in the air. Next day, workmen found a broken tail lamp at the bottom of the hill. Steven spoke kindly to Virgil.
* Steven: The accident wasn't your fault. We should've checked that this tail lamp was fixed on properly. We'll soon have you in working order again.
* Virgil: Thank you, sir.
* George Carlin: Said Virgil sadly.
* Virgil: Ash told me to be careful with fish. It got me in a right pickle, didn't it?

### Haunted Shaggy

* Alec Baldwin: It was a moonlit night. Shaggy was taking a load of books to the school by the lake.
* Kevin: Whenever that owl hoots, a mist rolls in.
* Alec Baldwin: Murmured Kevin.
* Kevin: There's a legend that when the mist is about, there's a ghost about too. Take care on the old line, Shaggy.
* Shaggy: Stupid bird!
* Alec Baldwin: Said Shaggy.
* Shaggy: Owls, mists, ghosts. Kevin's going soft to the boiler. There's no mist.
* Alec Baldwin: But Shaggy was wrong.
* Shaggy: What's that?
* Alec Baldwin: Cried Shaggy.
* Driver: It's an amber lamp.
* Alec Baldwin: Murmured his driver.
* Driver: That means proceed with caution. Who's there?
* Alec Baldwin: No one replied. Shaggy crepted slowly forward. He stopped by a tree. It had a sign nailed to it: Beware of The Viaduct. The driver was surprised.
* Driver: No one warned us about that before and look, the signal's red and the gates are closed. A-a-and there's a fogman's coat. But where is his owner?
* Alec Baldwin: Then, they saw a light move within a station building.
* Shaggy: G-g-g-g-ghosts!
* Alec Baldwin: Exclaimed Shaggy.
* Shaggy: Kevin was right.
* Driver: Something very strange is happening.
* Alec Baldwin: Said his driver.
* Driver: I believe it's best we go back.
* Shaggy: So do I!
* Alec Baldwin: Disargued Shaggy. By morning, the mist had cleared. A workman was talking about the unsafe viaduct.
* Workman: Lucky you didn't cross it last night.
* Driver: Yes, but we don't know who warned us?
* Alec Baldwin: Replied Shaggy's driver. Later that day, he spoke to Shaggy.
* Driver: The viaduct has been repaired. We can take our train back along the old line tonight.
* Alec Baldwin: Shaggy really didn't want to. But when nightfall came, he was sizzling nicely. Suddenly, an owl hooted and then Terry thundered by.
* Beedrill: Oh look. Shaggy's spooked.
* Alec Baldwin: Said a Beedrill.
* (Beedrill giggling)
* Shaggy: Be quiet!
* Alec Baldwin: Snapped Shaggy.
* Shaggy: I'm not scared.
* Alec Baldwin: But he was. A little later, the fog came down. As they approached the same area, they saw the amber light again.
* Driver: Here we go.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Shaggy's driver. Then, unknown to Shaggy, the gates mysteriously closed by themselves and the signal went red. The Beedrill had seen everything and they were spooked.
* Beedrill: Faster, faster. There's a ghost about.
* Shaggy: Stop, stop!
* Alec Baldwin: Yelled Shaggy. A mysterious figure watched Shaggy go by. Ahead was a landslide blocking the line. Shaggy braked hard but the Beedrill hit some of the rubble and plunged into the ravine.
* (The Beedrill fall down and crashed towards the ground with a loud Kuh-Fudge)
* Alec Baldwin: Just then, Shaggy's driver saw a strange sight coming towards them.
* Driver: What's that?
* Alec Baldwin: He said. The fireman laughed.
* Fireman: That's our ghost. It's Old Bailey the Fogman.
* Alec Baldwin: Old Bailey was very cross.
* Old Bailey: I tired to warn you about the viaduct. Why hadn't ye heard what I'm saying?
* Driver: We're sorry.
* Alec Baldwin: Replied the driver.
* Driver: Is there anything else we can do to thank you?
* Old Bailey: I like to operate that old station. If you let me, I promise I won't spook Shaggy ever again.
* Alec Baldwin: And in a little while, Old Bailey's wish was granted.
* Steven: You and your station will be really useful.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Steven.
* Steven: Let's hear a hearty thank you to the friendliest, eh, ghost on the island.
* Alec Baldwin: Everyone cheered. Especially Shaggy, who was the happiest of all.

### Something In The Air

* Alec Baldwin: One day, Ash was at the keyside of a small village. Fish were being loaded into his Beedrill. The work took a long time, the fishermen were using old equipment and Ash was worried.
* Ash: I'm going to be late for Shaggy at the docks. He won't like this. Please hurry up.
* Alec Baldwin: Ash was rudely interrupted.
* (The crate containing fish inside falls on top of Ash)
* Alec Baldwin: His driver and fireman laughed.
* Ash: Phew!
* Alec Baldwin: Sniffed Ash.
* Ash: What a pong!
* Alec Baldwin: He was glad when they were speeding along the beautiful coastal run. Then, they saw a man waving a red flag.
* Ash: What's the matter now?
* Man: High tides are damaging the track.
* Alec Baldwin: Reported the man.
* Man: I've marked the spot.
* Driver: We'll go and inspect.
* Alec Baldwin: Said the Driver.
* Driver: It would be dangerous for heavy characters like Shaggy.
* Alec Baldwin: Agreed the driver.
* Driver: But for Ash, it's safe enough.
* Alec Baldwin: The guard left a red oil lamp by the damaged track to warn characters.
* Guard: When we get to the docks, I'll tell them to close the line.
* Alec Baldwin: Shaggy was waiting for Ash's Beedrill.
* Shaggy: Pah! You're late and that smell is making me ill!
* Ash: It's the fish!
* Alec Baldwin: Replied Ash.
* Ash: And there's danger on the rails. That's why we're late.
* Shaggy: Pah! You're the only danger on the rails, Ash. Now stop wasting my time and get your Beedrill hitched to my train.
* Alec Baldwin: Ash's driver and fireman were in the yard master's office when they heard Shaggy's whistle. He was steaming out of the station with his long heavy train called The Flying Kipper.
* Driver: What rude is Shaggy taking tonight?
* Alec Baldwin: Asked the Driver.
* Yard Master: The coastal run. It's the quickest.
* Driver: But I told you bitch!
* Alec Baldwin: Gasped the driver.
* Driver: That's dangerous for a big character like Shaggy!
* Alec Baldwin: The yard master quickly phoned the signalman. Shaggy roared past the signalbox.
* Shaggy: I'll soon make up for lost time.
* Alec Baldwin: The signalman couldn't hear the warning. By the time he did, Shaggy was far away in a cloud of steam. But when Shaggy reached the coastal track, his hopes for a fast run were dashed. Fog floated everywhere.
* Shaggy: I can't see!
* Alec Baldwin: Cried Shaggy. Nor could his driver. And when he could, it was too late.
* (Shaggy falls down into the deep water)
* Alec Baldwin: As soon as the tide was high enough, Shaggy was craned out of the water.
* Steven: Characters don't swim, Shaggy. You were meant to deliver fish not swim with them. You should know that by now.
* Shaggy: Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir.
* Alec Baldwin: When Shaggy arrived at the docks, King Bowser Koopa looked down on him.
* Bowser: My, oh my, Shaggy. I expect you'll have some fishy tales to tell. But take my advice, have a long hosedown first.
* Alec Baldwin: But there was even worse to come.
* Boy 1: Look! They've caught all this fish and a green whale too.
* Boy 2: It's not a whale, it's a monster.
* Alec Baldwin: Shaggy was most upset. Ash now felt sorry for Shaggy.
* Ash: Come on. Your driver says it's time for a nice washdown. Then you'll feel much better.
* Alec Baldwin: And Shaggy did.
* Shaggy: I'm sorry I was rude to you, Ash.
* Ash: That's all right. But can you smell something?
* Shaggy: W-W-What?
* Ash: Fresh air.
* Shaggy: Oh yes.
* Alec Baldwin: Replied Shaggy happily.