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Whatever it takes

Band: Imagine Dragons

Falling too fast to prepare for this

Tripping in the world could be dangerous

Everybody circling, it's vulturous

Negative, nepotist

Everybody waiting for the fall of man

Everybody praying for the end of times

Everybody hoping they could be the one

I was born to run, I was born for this

Whip, whip

Run me like a racehorse

Pull me like a ripcord

Break me down and build me up

I wanna be the slip, slip

Word upon your lip, lip

Letter that you rip, rip

Break me down and build me up

Whatever it takes

'Cause I love the adrenaline in my veins

I do whatever it takes

'Cause I love how it feels when I break the chains

Whatever it takes

Yeah, take me to the top I'm ready for

Whatever it takes

'Cause I love the adrenaline in my veins

I do what it takes

Always had a fear of being typical

Looking at my body feeling miserable

Always hanging on to the visual

I wanna be invisible

Looking at my years like a martyrdom

Everybody needs to be a part of 'em

Never be enough, I'm the prodigal son

I was born to run, I was born for this

Whip, whip

Run me like a racehorse

Pull me like a ripcord

Break me down and build me up

I wanna be the slip, slip

Word upon your lip, lip

Letter that you rip, rip

Break me down and build me up

Whatever it takes

'Cause I love the adrenaline in my veins

I do whatever it takes

'Cause I love how it feels when I break the chains

Whatever it takes

Yeah, take me to the top, I'm ready for

Whatever it takes

'Cause I love the adrenaline in my veins

I do what it takes

Hypocritical, egotistical

Don't wanna be the parenthetical, hypothetical

Working onto something that I'm proud of, out of the box

An epoxy to the world and the vision we've lost

I'm an apostrophe

I'm just a symbol to remind you that there's more to see

I'm just a product of the system, a catastrophe

And yet a masterpiece, and yet I'm half-diseased

And when I am deceased

At least I go down to the grave and die happily

Leave the body and my soul to be a part of thee

I do what it takes

Whatever it takes

'Cause I love the adrenaline in my veins

I do whatever it takes

'Cause I love how it feels when I break the chains

Whatever it takes

Yeah, take me to the top, I'm ready for

Whatever it takes

'Cause I love the adrenaline in my veins

I do what it takes
Blinding lights

Artist: The Weeknd

Yeah

I've been tryin' to call

I've been on my own for long enough

Maybe you can show me how to love, maybe

I'm going through withdrawals

You don't even have to do too much

You can turn me on with just a touch, baby

I look around and

Sin City's cold and empty (oh)

No one's around to judge me (oh)

I can't see clearly when you're gone

And I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights

No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch

I said, ooh, I'm drowning in the night

Oh, when I'm like this, you're the one I trust

(Hey, hey, hey)

I'm running out of time

'Cause I can see the sun light up the sky

So I hit the road in overdrive, baby, oh

The city's cold and empty (oh)

No one's around to judge me (oh)

I can't see clearly when you're gone

And I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights

No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch

I said, ooh, I'm drowning in the night

Oh, when I'm like this, you're the one I trust

I'm just walking by to let you know (by to let you know)

I could never say it on the phone (say it on the phone)

Will never let you go this time (ooh)

I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights

No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch

(Hey, hey, hey)

I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights

No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch

clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NRXx6U8ABQ

lyrics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwxLwG2\_Sxk

karaoke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj4hcXZs3Lc
Monster

artists: Justin Bieber, Shawn Mendes

You put me on a pedestal and tell me I'm the best

Raise me up into the sky until I'm short of breath (yeah)

Fill me up with confidence, I say what's in my chest

Spill my words and tear me down until there's nothing left

Rearrange the pieces just to fit me with the rest, yeah

But what if I, what if I trip?

What if I, what if I fall?

Then am I the monster?

Just let me know

And what if I, what if I sin?

And what if I, what if I break? Yeah

Then am I the monster? Yeah

Just let me know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I was 15 when the world put me on a pedestal

I had big dreams of doin' shows and making memories (yeah)

Made some bad moves trying to act cool, upset by their jealousy (uh-uh)

Lifting me up (lifting me up), lifting me up (yeah)

And tearing me down (down), tearing me down (down, down), yeah

I'll take responsibility (ooh) for everything I've done (yeah)

Holding it against me (yeah) like you're the holy one, yeah

I had a chip on my shoulder, had to let it go

'Cause unforgiveness keeps them in control

I came in with good intentions then I let it go

And now I really wanna know

What if I, what if I trip? Oh (oh)

What if I, what if I fall? (I fall)

Then am I the monster? (Am I the monster?)

Just let me know (let me know)

And what if I, what if I sin? (oh)

And what if I, what if I break? Yeah (ooh)

Then am I the monster? (Am I the monster?)

Just let me know

Oh, please just let me know, yeah

Baby, what if I fall down?

Please don't let me fall

Oh, please don't let me fall

clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPbUaIZAaeA

lyrics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrMp5w2PtLA

karaoke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeOkfhWXMoY
Lovely

artists: Billie Eilish, Khalid

Thought I found a way

Thought I found a way, out (found)

But you never go away (never go away)

So I guess I gotta stay now

Oh, I hope some day I'll make it out of here

Even if it takes all night or a hundred years

Need a place to hide, but I can't find one near

Wanna feel alive, outside I can't fight my fear

Isn't it lovely, all alone?

Heart made of glass, my mind of stone

Tear me to pieces, skin to bone

Hello, welcome home

Walkin' out of town

Lookin' for a better place (lookin' for a better place)

Something's on my mind (mind)

Always in my head space

But I know some day I'll make it out of here

Even if it takes all night or a hundred years

Need a place to hide, but I can't find one near

Wanna feel alive, outside I can't fight my fear

Isn't it lovely, all alone?

Heart made of glass, my mind of stone

Tear me to pieces, skin and bone

Hello, welcome home

Whoa, yeah

Yeah, ah

Whoa, whoa

Hello, welcome home

clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1Pl8CzNzCw

lyrics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xirk18P889U

karaoke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGXeSUtbhFk
All of me

artist: John Legend

What would I do without your smart mouth?

Drawin' me in, and you kickin' me out

You've got my head spinnin', no kiddin'

I can't pin you down

What's going on in that beautiful mind?

I'm on your magical mystery ride

And I'm so dizzy, don't know what hit me

But I'll be alright

My head's under water

But I'm breathing fine

You're crazy and I'm out of my mind

'Cause all of me loves all of you

Love your curves and all your edges

All your perfect imperfections

Give your all to me, I'll give my all to you

You're my end and my beginnin'

Even when I lose, I'm winnin'

'Cause I give you all of me

And you give me all of you, oh-oh

How many times do I have to tell you

Even when you're crying, you're beautiful too?

The world is beating you down

I'm around through every mood

You're my downfall, you're my muse

My worst distraction, my rhythm and blues

I can't stop singing, it's ringing in my head for you

My head's under water

But I'm breathing fine

You're crazy, and I'm out of my mind

'Cause all of me loves all of you

Love your curves and all your edges

All your perfect imperfections

Give your all to me, I'll give my all to you

You're my end and my beginnin'

Even when I lose, I'm winnin'

'Cause I give you all of me

And you give me all of you, oh-oh

Give me all of you

Cards on the table, we're both showing hearts

Risking it all, though it's hard

'Cause all of me loves all of you

Love your curves and all your edges

All your perfect imperfections

Give your all to me, I'll give my all to you

You're my end and my beginnin'

Even when I lose, I'm winnin'

'Cause I give you all of me

And you give me all of you

I give you all of me

And you give me all of you, oh-oh

clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=450p7goxZqg

lyrics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngq5Aw0Q6rQ

karaoke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr8wPkdHFA0
Never forget you

artists: Zara Larsson, MNEK

I used to be so happy

But without here I feel so low

I watched you as you left but I can never seem to let you go

'Cause once upon a time you were my everything

It's clear to see that time hasn't changed a thing

It's very deep inside me but I feel there's something you should know

I'll never forget you

You'll always be by my side

From the day that I met you

I knew that I would love you 'til the day I die

And I will never want much more

And in my heart I will always be sure

I will never forget you

And you'll always be by my side 'til the day I die

'Til the day I die

Funny how we both end happy but everything seems alright, ooh

I wonder what will happen

If we went back and put up a fight

'Cause once upon a time you were my everything

It's clear to see that time hasn't changed a thing

So, just what do you think could ever take you off my mind

I'll never forget you

And you'll always be by my side

From the day that I met you

I knew that I would love you 'til the day I die

And I will never want much more

And in my heart I will always be sure

I will never forget you

And you'll always be by my side 'til the day I die

Doing it, loving it

Everything that we do

And all along, I knew I had something special with you

But sometimes you just gotta know that these things fall through

But I'm still tired and I can't hide my connection with you

Feeling it, loving it

Everything that we do

And all along, I knew I had something special with you

But sometimes you just gotta know that these things fall through

I can't hide my connection with you

I'll never forget you

And you'll always be by my side

From the day that I met you

I knew that I would love you 'til the day I die

And I will never want much more

And in my heart I will always be sure

That I will never forget you

And you'll always be by my side 'til the day I die

'Til the day I die, 'til the day I die, 'til the day I die

'Til the day I die, 'til the day I die, 'til the day I die

I'll never forget you (I will never, never, never, never, never, never)

I'll never forget you

'Til the day I die

clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTyN-DB\_v5M

lyrics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4C0A\_DDhrg

karaoke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs0w3TstJZg
Dark horse

artist: Katy Perry, Juicy J

I knew you were

You were gonna come to me

And here you are

But you better choose carefully

'Cause I'm capable of anything

Of anything and everything

Make me your Aphrodite

Make me your one and only

But don't make me your enemy, your enemy, your enemy

So you wanna play with magic

Boy, you should know whatcha falling for

Baby do you dare to do this

'Cause I'm coming atcha like a dark horse

Are you ready for, ready for

A perfect storm, a perfect storm

'Cause once you're mine, once you're mine

There's no going back

Mark my words

This love will make you levitate

Like a bird

Like a bird without a cage

But down to earth

If you choose to walk away, don't walk away

It's in the palm of your hand now baby

It's a yes or no, no maybe

So just be sure before you give it up to me

Up to me, give it up to me

So you wanna play with magic

Boy, you should know whatcha falling for

Baby do you dare to do this

'Cause I'm coming atcha like a dark horse

Are you ready for, ready for

A perfect storm, a perfect storm

'Cause once you're mine, once you're mine

There's no going back

She's a beast

I call her Karma

She eat your heart out

Like Jeffrey Dahmer

Be careful

Try not to lead her on

Shawty's heart was on steroids

'Cause her love was so strong

You may fall in love

When you meet her

If you get the chance you better keep her

She swears by it but if you break her heart

She turn cold as a freezer

That fairy tale ending with a knight in shining armor

She can be my Sleeping Beauty

I'm gon' put her in a coma

Woo! Damn I think I love her

Shawty so bad

I'm sprung and I don't care

She got me like a roller coaster

Turn the bedroom into a fair

Her love is like a drug

I was tryna hit it and quit it

But lil' mama so dope

I messed around and got addicted

So you wanna play with magic

Boy, you should know whatcha falling for

Baby do you dare to do this

'Cause I'm coming atcha like a dark horse

Are you ready for, ready for

A perfect storm, a perfect storm

'Cause once you're mine, once you're mine

There's no going back

clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KSOMA3QBU0

lyrics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Im-1DCE\_yQ

karaoke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NV85akrcHo
Let me love you

artists: DJ Snake, Justin Bieber

I used to believe

We were burning on the edge of something beautiful

Something beautiful

Selling a dream

Smoke and mirrors keep us waiting on a miracle

On a miracle

Say, go through the darkest of days

Heaven's a heartbreak away

Never let you go, never let me down

Oh, it's been a hell of a ride

Driving the edge of a knife

Never let you go, never let me down

Don't you give up, nah-nah-nah

I won't give up, nah-nah-nah

Let me love you

Let me love you

Don't you give up, nah-nah-nah

I won't give up, nah-nah-nah

Let me love you

Let me love you

Oh, baby, baby

Don't fall asleep

At the wheel, we've got a million miles ahead of us

Miles ahead of us

All that we need

Is a rude awakening to know we're good enough

Know we're good enough

Say, go through the darkest of days

Heaven's a heartbreak away

Never let you go, never let me down

Oh, it's been a hell of a ride

Driving the edge of a knife

Never let you go, never let me down

Don't you give up, nah-nah-nah

I won't give up, nah-nah-nah

Let me love you

Let me love you

Don't you give up, nah-nah-nah

I won't give up, nah-nah-nah

Let me love you

Let me love you

Oh, baby, baby

Never let you go, never let you down, girl

Never let you go, never let you down, girl

Never let you go (whoa)

Girl, never let you go (wooh)

Never let you go, never let you down, girl

Never let you go... (Oh, nah-nah-nah-nah)

Never let you go

Yeah, yeah (girl, never let you go)

Don't you give up, nah-nah-nah

I won't give up, nah-nah-nah

Let me love you

Let me love you

Don't you give up, nah-nah-nah

I won't give up, nah-nah-nah

Let me love you

Let me love you

clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euCqAq6BRa4

lyrics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW1CHYv8l78

karaoke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP5ODDPUpcE
Selfish love

artists: DJ Snake, Selena Gomez

Nadie tiene que decírmelo

Hablas con otra que no soy yo

Y te confieso que viéndolo

Baby, me dan ganas de tenerte

Just a little crush, got me over here thinking

Does somebody else care, somebody else care?

I know we got trust, but you be gettin' me thinking

Does somebody else care, somebody else care?

Tú quieres darme celos

All this time and we still got that selfish love

You like makin' me jealous (I like makin' you jealous)

Es un juego que queda entre tú y yo

Tú y yo, tú y yo

(Yeah, yeah)

You know we got trust

(Yeah, yeah)

(Yeah)

Cómo me miran es obvio

Ven marca tu territorio

Este secreto entre los dos

Sé que te dan ganas de tenerme (Te dan ganas de tenerme)

I get just a little rush when you're over there thinking

Does somebody else care, somebody else care?

You know we got trust, but I like gettin' you thinking

Does somebody else care, somebody else care?

Me gusta darte celos

All this time and we still got that selfish love

I like makin' you jealous (I like makin' you jealous)

Es un juego que queda entre tú y yo

Tú y yo, tú y yo

(Yeah, yeah)

You know we got trust

(Yeah, yeah)

(Yeah)

DJ Snake

Ayy (Yeah)

Yeah

clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQG\_2O9Bu6c

lyrics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMsu\_Y-8iJs

karaoke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_lRwTZKoTwU
Creep

artist: Radiohead

When you were here before

Couldn't look you in the eye

You're just like an angel

Your skin makes me cry

You float like a feather

In a beautiful world

I wish I was special

You're so fuckin' special

But I'm a creep

I'm a weirdo

What the hell am I doin' here?

I don't belong here

I don't care if it hurts

I wanna have control

I want a perfect body

I want a perfect soul

I want you to notice

When I'm not around

So fuckin' special

I wish I was special

But I'm a creep

I'm a weirdo

What the hell am I doin' here?

I don't belong here

She's running out the door (run)

She's running out

She run, run, run, run,

Run...

Whatever makes you happy

Whatever you want

You're so fuckin' special

I wish I was special

But I'm a creep

I'm a weirdo

What the hell am I doin' here?

I don't belong here

I don't belong here

clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk

lyrics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo92iIPOYY4

karaoke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WLy3AblvmQ
Takumi with a gun

What happened? Why is Takumi threatening us with a gun?

## Présentation

#### *Les origines*

Les origines de Takumi with a gun sont peu claires. Comment en est-il venu à exister ? Toutes les informations dont l'on dispose sont que Takumi with a gun est né en août 2019 (OUI OUI 2019), et continue de vivre en nous à ce jour.

Nous pouvons cependant supposer que la flamme Takumi with a gun est née avec cette image, trouvée sur google.com, montrant le personnage avec, ben, a gun. Il est envisageable que la vue de ce meme ait éveillé en nous un désir créatif irrésistible.

### Développement

#### *Menacer Anaelle*

En effet, bien que Takumi with a gun ait eu un effet hystérique sur Aloïs et Léo, il est rapidement sorti de leur duo pour se glisser dans la vie des autres. C'est un peu de leur faute quand même. Takumi with a gun a été utilisé très fréquemment pour menacer Anaelle de regarder Initial D, quand le groupe de la synapse était encore actif (Anaelle rend nous la synapse stp). Elle ne l'a jamais fait, mais comme souvenir de ces beaux jours, Aloïs et Léo gardent Takumi with a gun <3

#### *Les phrases en japonais sur Google Translate*

Toujours dans le bit de menacer Anaelle, et parce que c'est marrant, Aloïs et Léo sont partis sur un trip google translate, échangeant des phrases bancales en japonais. Et ça a duré en plus hein !
What about us

artist: P!nk

La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da

Da-da-da

We are searchlights, we can see in the dark

We are rockets, pointed up at the stars

We are billions of beautiful hearts

And you sold us down the river too far

What about us?

What about all the times you said you had the answers?

What about us?

What about all the broken happy ever afters?

What about us?

What about all the plans that ended in disaster?

What about love? What about trust?

What about us?

We are problems that want to be solved

We are children that need to be loved

We were willing, we came when you called

But man, you fooled us, enough is enough, oh

What about us?

What about all the times you said you had the answers?

What about us?

What about all the broken happy ever afters?

Oh, what about us?

What about all the plans that ended in disaster?

Oh, what about love? What about trust?

What about us?

Oh, what about us?

What about all the plans that ended in disaster?

What about love? What about trust?

What about us?

Sticks and stones, they may break these bones

But then I'll be ready, are you ready?

It's the start of us, waking up, come on

Are you ready? I'll be ready

I don't want control, I want to let go

Are you ready? I'll be ready

'Cause now it's time to let them know we are ready

What about us?

What about us?

What about all the times you said you had the answers?

So what about us?

What about all the broken happy ever afters?

Oh, what about us?

What about all the plans that ended in disaster?

Oh, what about love? What about trust?

What about us?

What about us?

What about us?

What about us?

What about us?

What about us?

What about us?

clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClU3fctbGls

lyrics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoqDZ3yNdug

karaoke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFg3-6Yzo1I
Shallow

artists: Lady Gaga, Bradley Cooper

Tell me somethin', girl

Are you happy in this modern world?

Or do you need more?

Is there somethin' else you're searchin' for?

I'm fallin'

In all the good times I find myself longin' for change

And in the bad times, I fear myself

Tell me something, boy

Aren't you tired tryin' to fill that void?

Or do you need more?

Ain't it hard keepin' it so hardcore?

I'm falling

In all the good times I find myself longing for change

And in the bad times, I fear myself

I'm off the deep end, watch as I dive in

I'll never meet the ground

Crash through the surface, where they can't hurt us

We're far from the shallow now

In the sha-ha-sha-ha-llow

In the sha-ha-sha-la-la-la-llow

In the sha-ha-sha-ha-llow

We're far from the shallow now

Oh, ha-ah-ah

Ah, ha-ah-ah, oh, ah

Ha-ah-ah-ah

I'm off the deep end, watch as I dive in

I'll never meet the ground

Crash through the surface, where they can't hurt us

We're far from the shallow now

In the sha-ha-sha-ha-llow

In the sha-ha-sha-la-la-la-llow

In the sha-ha-sha-ha-llow

We're far from the shallow now

clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo\_efYhYU2A

lyrics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU\_bj9SxvdU

karaoke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_nHT\_k9Rswc
Carl c'est un vrai monsieur

### Situation de départ

Léo était chez Alois comme cela lui arrive relativement régulièrement en fait, pour passer la nuit chez lui, expression qui d'ailleurs a des sous-entendus qui ne reflètent pas les vraies activités des deux amis pendant cette soirée (globalement faire de mauvaises blagues et lire la pire fanfic sale de Bruce x Carl de l'univers, rien que d'y repenser les larmes montent à mes yeux). Comme cela lui arrive encore plus régulièrement Léo avait super mal et douillait grave comme disent les jeunes. Dans ce genres de situations il va souvent à la recherche de photos des Beach Boys sur Pinterest pour se remonter le moral, et c'est ce qu'il fit ce soir là autour de 22h.

Du coup, tandis qu'il descendait la page et enregistrait des trucs au fur et à mesure, il disait à répétition "qu'est-ce qu'il est joli quand même", "oh il est trop beau", et autres expressions flatteuses à l'égard du fils de notre Seigneur aka Carl Wilson.

Cela fit rigoler un peu Alois qui lui fit remarquer : "J'ai l'impression d'entendre ça tout le temps, juste à propos de quelqu'un de différent à chaque fois" (faisait référence notamment à l'année complète qu'il a passé à entendre ça à propos de Lupin lol). Léo s'en offusqua un peu : c'est pas pareil là, parce que... et là lui vint une formulation assez inhabituelle...

### "J'ai hésité à le dire quand même"

En effet Léo hésita pendant quelques seconds avant de se dire que eh, dans tous les cas, c'est marrant. Et il dit :

***Oui mais Carl c'est un vrai monsieur !***

Il y eut genre trois ou quatre secondes de réflexion avant qu'ils explosent tous les deux de rire. Rappellons que Léo a 20 ans et non pas 6. Mais la phrase est venue toute seule et comme le dit si bien Alois juste après, ça aurait été terriblement triste si Léo avait décidé de ne pas la dire à voix haute. Evidemment elle est allée direct sur le tableau d'Al, qui commence à avoir assez de citations cultes pour qu'il formule un projet d'en mettre une par enveloppe et couvrir le mur à côté de sa fenêtre avec pour en ouvrir une par jour. Léo a aussi créé cette page wiki sur laquelle nous sommes actuellement, pour se souvenir de la remplir le lendemain (ce qu'il fit, du coup, mais pas tout à fait le lendemain).

Il est important de souligner que Léo a objectivement raison et que Carl est effectivement un vrai monsieur. "Le plus sexy des monsieurs" comme il fut un peu plus tard appelé.

Léo lança d'ailleurs peu après, le 20 juillet : "gentil garçon in the streets, sexy monsieur in the sheets" ou l'inverse d'ailleurs
I'm still standing

artist: Elton John

You could never know what it's like

Your blood like winter freezes just like ice

And there's a cold lonely light that shines from you

You'll wind up like the wreck you hide behind that mask you use

And did you think this fool could never win?

Well look at me, I'm coming back again

I got a taste of love in a simple way

And if you need to know while I'm still standing, you just fade away

Don't you know I'm still standing better than I ever did

Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid

I'm still standing after all this time

Picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind

I'm still standing (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

I'm still standing (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Once I never could have hoped to win

You're starting down the road leaving me again

The threats you made were meant to cut me down

And if our love was just a circus, you'd be a clown by now

You know I'm still standing better than I ever did

Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid

I'm still standing after all this time

Picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind

I'm still standing (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

I'm still standing (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Don't you know that I'm still standing better than I ever did

Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid

I'm still standing after all this time

Picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind

I'm still standing (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

I'm still standing (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

I'm still standing (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

I'm still standing (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

I'm still standing (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

I'm still standing (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHwVBirqD2s

lyrics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue4Jx1oBviI

karaoke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDB30lQI0EU
Bruises

artist: Lewis Capaldi

Counting days, counting days

Since my love up and got lost on me

And every breath that I've been takin'

Since you left feels like a waste on me

I've been holding on to hope

That you'll come back when you can find some peace

'Cause every word that I've heard spoken

Since you left feels like an hollow street

I've been told, I've been told to get you off my mind

But I hope I never lose the bruises that you left behind

Oh my lord, oh my lord, I need you by my side

There must be something in the water

'Cause everyday it's getting colder

And if only I could hold you

You'd keep my head from going under

Maybe I, maybe I'm just being blinded

By the brighter side

Of what we had because it's over

Well there must be something in the tide

I've been told, I've been told to get you off my mind

But I hope I never lose the bruises that you left behind

Oh my lord, oh my lord, I need you by my side

There must be something in the water

'Cause everyday it's getting colder

And if only I could hold you

You'd keep my head from going under

It's your love I'm lost in

Your love I'm lost in

Your love I'm lost in

And I'm tired of being so exhausted

Your love I'm lost in

Your love I'm lost in

Your love I'm lost in

Even though I'm nothing to you now

Even though I'm nothing to you now

There must be something in the water

'Cause everyday it's getting colder

And if only I could hold you

You'd keep my head from going under

There must be something in the water

'Cause everyday it's getting colder

And if only I could hold you

You'd keep my head from going under

clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB8n58FHBxw

lyrics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSAA\_KmuC5E

karaoke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj5nOjRDiZk
Carlless Whisper

It started out with Carl pics, how did it end up like this (it was only Carl pics)

### Contexte socio-économique

Le soir après son anniversaire désastreux, Léo s'est réfugié sur twitter pour finir sa tâche du soir dernier, c'est à dire envoyer beaucoup beacoup de photos très swag de Carl Wilson à son ami Alois, une activité surnommée **Carlin' (ou Carlin' time,** comme it's morbin' time). Le sujet de la discussion de cette soirée fut les goûts très douteux en terme de vêtements de Carl, dont son goût pour les vestes qui brillent, les combis (beurk), les pulls de grand-père notamment celui avec la course de chevaux (quote Leo : "dad fashion (I desire him carnally)"... puis la différence flagrante et soudaine entre Carl avec sa barbe et sans sa barbe. La discussion a duré dans le temps et sans qu'ils ne s'en rendent compte, il était soudainement mercredi. Sur ce sujet, Léo dit à 0:11 : "love a man with range", ce à quoi répondit Alois avec une phrase lourde en conséquences à venir : "A man with range is the best kind of man we can find out there. We all need a Carl in our life."

shiny jacketdad fashioncombi :/

### Add some Carl to your day (haha like the song)

La discussion vers les "soulcarl" (haha comme des soulmates sauf que c'est Carl en fait). Or la suggestion que chacun a un Carl amène à la conclusion que certains n'ont pas encore trouvé leur Carl : ils sont donc "carlless" !

Et alors que il est l'heure d'aller se coucher, Alois balance : ***Carlless Whisper***.

Ils ont alors développé les paroles de cette version améliorée de la chanson :

* I'm never gonna Carl again, guilty feet have got no rhythm
* Though it's easy to pretend, I know you're not a Carl
* Should have known better than to cheat a friend, and waste the Carls that I've been given
* There's no comfort in the truth, Carl is all you find.
* Tonight the carlin' seems so loud, I wish that we could lose this crowd
* Maybe it's better this way, we'd Carl each other with the things we want to say
* Now who's gonna Carl with me ? Please stay

Pratiquement simultanément, Alois a tweeté "hey now, well it's a carl thang" (Léo lui a demandé de unpriv pour qu'il puisse rt)
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Quelques moches dessins

> « Euh , il y a du souci a se faire . »
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## Historique

### Au commencement était Bienvenue chez les Ch'tis sur Nintendo DS

Un jour où Alois et Leo se promenaient en centre ville, ils eurent l'excellente idée de s'aventurer dans Happy Cash. Excellente idée, oui, car cela leur a donné l'opportunité de découvrir un diamant brut, rejeté parle commun des mortels : le jeu "Bienvenue chez les Ch'tis" sur DS.

Malheureusement, le diamant ne trouva pas en Alois et Leo ses futurs propriétaires, mais il leur fit découvrir un nouveau monde de... moches dessins.

### Jeuxvideo.com

Les deux amis se rendirent sur le site jeuxvideo.com pour lire les critiques de ce jeu, et y dénicher un commentaire dont la qualité est à ce jour inégalé.

Le 2 février 2010 à minuit, -Julien49390- poste une critique de "Bienvenue chez les Ch'tis" sur le site. On peut y lire :

"Euh , il y a du souci a se faire . Les éditeurs de ce jeu ont fait quelques moches dessins qui ne ressemblent a rien et on repris des passages de leur film et on fait "copier" "coller" Quel honte ! Il n'y a aucun interet a jouer ( si , pour perdre du temp ) en tout cas je met 2 pts pour avoir eu le courage de faire des dessins pour rien .LOL Pur coup marketing !!!"

La mention des quelques moches dessins eurent un effet d'hilarité presque hystérique sur Aléo (j'en ai marre de taper nos deux prénoms a chaque fois dsl leo) qui se mirent a formuler leurs phrases en plaçant constamment l'adjectif avant le nom.

### Tintinbecile, Razputain et Diegogol

Bien évidemment, l'aventure ne s'arrête pas là. En lisant les critiques du jeu "Link : Faces of Evil", ils découvrirent celle d'un dénommé tintinbecile, qui en plus d'avoir un humour humourique, a un pseudo des plus raffiné (pseudo qu'Alois a d'ailleurs volé pour son compte instagram personnel).

Inspiré par l'artiste, Aléo décidèrent de devenir critiques sur jeuxvideo.com. Leo sous le nom de Razputain et Alois sous celui de Diegogol, ils rédigèrent deux critiques constructives de "Bienvenue chez les Ch'tis" le 2 juillet 2019.

## Dérivés

On peut trouver la version Lupin III de cette figure de style ici.
Blague

## L'humour

### Contexte

En un soir très fun, en juillet, peut-être même le même soir que Les boules du marseillais (mais je sais plus), lup et alois ont créés des comptes en.pronouns pour le Lupin gang (sauf Zeni et Fujiko ce qui est un peu homophobe quand même). Et c'est marrant, dans la section dédiée au trucs qu'on peut s'appeler, il y a automatiquement comrade en proposition. Du coup on a mis oui à tout le monde par équité et par respect du canon. Mais on a trouvé ça rigolo.

Et après lup a dit "oh, dire 'comrade lupin, comrade jigen et comrade goemon' on dirait le debut d'une blague, genre ils rentrent dans un bar"

Et c'était vrai, alors ils ont créé une blague avec leur intellect massif (vraiment gigantesque). Voilà la blague en question (très drôle je dirais)  :

### La blague

C'est comrade Lupin, comrade Jigen et comrade Goemon qui rentrent dans un bar. Comrade Lupin il dit : "oh elle est bonne la meuf !!"

Comrade Jigen repond : "rho lupin, toujours à draguer de la meuf, il peut pas faire autre chose, je suis misogyne"

Comrade Goemon dit : "un sake s'il vous plait"

Fin
The Lore

The Lore, of course, refers to the long and fastidiously thought-out (and sometimes written !) scenarios that Leo makes up in their head so they can interact with the people who inspire them or whom they want to bite (some psychologists may refer to this as "maladaptive daydreaming" but that's just absurd). This has been going on literally since they're 11 and is impossible to fully summarize, partly because it's so long, partly because they've forgotten a LOT of it. Possibly, The Lore started when they played their first Zelda game and had a gay awakening to Link Twilight Princess. But we digress. The point of this page is not to explain the entirety of The Lore, but merely the contents of it this past year, specifically since Leo discovered the Beach Boys. That way it shan't be forgotten nor lost to time and Leo won't have to scroll up for hours and cry with rage when twitter sends them back down to the beginning every time they want to re-read it.

Here it is for our personal viewing pleasure :

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jhnmY8\_B1t2tagp9cnnLJa8IhFf8F5pQd4ISxt4FnE4/edit?usp=sharing
Layton canoniquement juif

Layton canoniquement juif.

### Les origines

Le 25 décembre 2020 nous parvient un tweet qui dit : "mutuals petit rappel, n'écrivez ou ne dessinez pas Professeur Layton en train de fêter Noël car il est canoniquement juif."

Déjà c'est hystérique comme formulation (ON DIRAIT UN ORDRE), ensuite c'est HYPER DROLE. Layton canoniquement juif.

### La déclinaison

C'est forcement devenu un copypasta dont j'ai retrouvé quelques exemples :

* "mutuals n'écrivez pas henry qui dort tout seul ou avec quelqu'un d'autre que randall dans un lit car il dort canoniquement avec le masque du chaos"
* "mutuals n'écrivez pas de AU professeur layton où ils sont jeunes car ils sont canonquement vieux"
* Etc. etc.
Toonie

**Toonie** est un démon et une créature du mal dont le seul but dans la vie est de se faire écraser et torturer Aloïs.

## Présentation

### Historique

#### *How Toonie got into my life*

Toonie est originellement un cadeau, offert par Anaelle à Léo. Lorsqu'ils se baladaient ensemble, ils sont entrés dans un magasin de merch, et à la caisse, la vue d'une peluche horriblement moche et de très basse qualité de Toon Link qui a réduit Léo aux larmes. Touchée par sa bonne humeur et la réelle humidité de ses larmes, Anaelle a dépensé 7 euros (7€) pour acheter Toon Link. Etant accroché à un porte-clef, Toon Link a suivi Léo, accroché à son sac, pendant une longue partie de son année de terminale.

#### *Un compagnon établi*

Toonie ne suivait pas seulement Léo au lycée mais chez Alois égalemment. C'était un réel compagnon de débauche. Un blague récurrente était que Léo ne pouvait pas dormir sans Toonie dans les parages. Il l'accompagnait parfois jusu'au lit, où il remontait parfois jusque dans son t-shirt. Bref, il était, pour citer Noir Désir, "une réference, omniprésent, omniscient."

### Personnalité

Bien que Toonie soit une peluche d'un personnage de 10 ans, c'est un véritable pervers (et non pas prévert n'est-ce pas Léo). Ceci est apparu lorsque le duo s'est rendu compte qu'il passait beaucoup de temps à se glisser sous eux, pour se faire écraser. Il se trouve que cela est un kink majeur pour Toonie, qui éprouve un grand plaisir quand il se fait écraser, peu importe par quoi mais c'est génial si c'est une personne. Ce trait de personalité peu commode a fait de lui une éfigie placée fort haut dans le classement de Links pervers. Par ailleurs il a développé une conscience indépendante à un moment, pour mettre à l'oral tout ce qui lui passait par la tête, préferablement très tard le soir. Il a une voix fluette qui énerve énormement Aloïs au point où il a essayé d'étrangler Léo quand celui-ci a prêté ses cordes vocales à la peluche.

### Toonie maintenant

Depuis ces évenements marquants, Toonie ne voyage plus avec Léo. Il vit maintenant sur une étagère dans son appartement, en compagnie d'autres items de merch offerts à Léo. C'est là qu'il mène sa terrifiante petite vie, et qu'il remplit sans doute la nuit de gémissements bizarres et tout ce qui va avec.
Friendship ended with Leo now Alfendi is my best friend

On April 20th 2020 our friendship was shattered because of Alfendi Layton's clown shoes. Leo thinks they're ugly as sin and deserve to burn in the pits of the ninth circle of hell for eternity for the crime of existing; Alois thinks they look funny and wants a similar pair. I suppose all best friends have their differences...
Stream Arsène

Stream Arsène for clear skin !

#### *L'idée*

Le 26 février 2021, Léo a tweeté "lupin fancam when." Ceci était en vue d'un travail de préparation assidu : en effet, difficle de faire un fancam d'un personnage de littérature, à moins d'utiliser des photos des pages (ce qui a vraiment été une idée, au début, oui), et comme les photos d'André Brulé dans le rôle sont malheureusement peu nombreuses, il a fallu creuser un peu. Rapidement un candidat possible est sélectionné : Robert Lamoureux dans le rôle, dans Signé Arsène Lupin (1959). Visionnage du film, c'est validé, il est très sexy et les scènes sont adaptées. Léo fait donc une préselection des images et des clips.

#### *La musique*

Gros problème, aucun d'entre les deux n'est très callé en musiques françaises, mais on va pas non plus faire un fancam Arsène Lupin avec Bitches Sexy Ass en fond ou genre Body de Megan Thee Stallion. On se tracasse... Aloïs sort une liste de chansons possibles. Sélection du côté de Léo, qui ne veut que le meilleur pour son cher Lupin : dès le premier riff de L'Homme Pressé de Noir Désir on est fixés. Après les paroles, on est convaincus : "Je traverse le temps / Je suis une référence / Je suis omniprésent / Je deviens omniscient" + "J'connais le tout Paris / Et puis le reste aussi / Mes connaissances uniques / Et leurs femmes que je / Fréquente évidemment" + "Les cordons de la bourse / Se relâchent pour moi / Il n'y a plus de secrets / Je suis le Roi des rois / Explosé l'audimat / Pulvérisée l'audience / Et qu'est-ce que vous croyez / C'est ma voie, c'est ma chance" BREF la perfection. Montage s'ensuit

#### *Les effets*

Encore un soucis : c'est pas un fancam sans les effets et Léo a pas l'appli.... oh mince, ça veut dire qu'il va devoir aller chez Alois...... tragique......... Le lendemain, c'est fait. Quelques ajustements... Lupin fancam est prêt à rejoindre twitter.

Il existe deux versions de Lupin fancam : l'og et la version très sparkly faite par Alois, qui convient mieux à stan twitter il faut l'avouer.

## Résultat : stream Arsène

Léo arrive pas à upload la vidéo donc voici les liens :

### Version Léo

https://twitter.com/1eo\_minor/status/1365714196143480832?s=20

### Version Aloïs

https://twitter.com/alosyux/status/1365760175131475970?s=20
Alduin

Próba zabicia Paarthunaaxa, gdy ten postanowił pomóc ludzkości przeciwstawić się mu.
Zabicie trójki bohaterów w Pierwszej Erze.
Doszczętne zniszczenie Helgen.

### Najgorsze przestępstwa

Morderstwa
Terroryzm
Podpalanie
Niewolnictwo
Destrukcja
Masowe ludobójstwo
Próba hegemonii

## Występowanie

### Aktor

Daniel Riordan (wersja angielska)
Tomasz Marzecki (wersja polska)

Nawet nie znasz naszego języka, prawda? Wykazujesz się nie lada arogancją, przyjmując imię dovów.
—Alduin do Smoczego Dziecięcia.

Bahloki nahkip sillesejoor. Mój brzuch jest pełen dusz twych śmiertelnych braci, Dovahkiinie. Zgiń teraz i czekaj na swój los w Sovngarde!
—Alduin do Smoczego Dziecięcia.

**Alduin Pożeracz Światów** jest Norskim Bogiem Zniszczenia oraz głównym antagonistą w grze *The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim*.

Jest on pierworodnym dzieckiem głównego boga całej serii, Akatosha, boga czasu oraz starszym bratem Paarthurnaxa, który był jego głównym porucznikiem podczas Smoczej Wojny, lecz ostatecznie go zdradził i postanowił pomóc śmiertelnikom.

W angielskiej wersji językowej głosu użyczył mu Daniel Riordan, a w wersji polskiej Tomasz Marzecki.

## Co czyni go Czystym Złem?

* Skorumpował Mehrunesa Dagona, który później próbował zniszczyć świat *The Elder Scrolls* podczas Kryzysu Otchłani.
* Na długo przed przepowiedzianym końcem świata Alduin stał się chciwy i postanowił rządzić światem wbrew woli swojego ojca.
* Skorumpował dobrotliwych Smoczych Kapłanów, zmieniając ich w okrutnych mizantropów, aby umocnić swoją władzę nad ludzkością.
* Próbował zabić własnego brata, Paarthurnaxa, który zbuntował się przeciwko tyrańskim rządom Alduina wobec śmiertelników.
* Pożerał dusze śmiertelników, przygotowując swoje rządy z powodu swej mizantropii.
* Zabił Gormlaith Złoty-Jelec, zanim został przeniesiony w czasie.
* Zrównał wioskę Helgen z ziemią, aby zabić znajdujące się tam Smocze Dziecię.
* Wskrzeszał martwe smoki, aby stały się jego wiernymi sługami w celu unicestwienia świata.
* Rozkazał Sahloknirowi zabić Smocze Dziecię przed ucieczką z pola bitwy.
* Postanowił zniszczyć Nirn znacznie przed terminem, aby zaspokoić własne ego bycia najpotężniejszym bóstwem.
* Stoczył bitwę przeciwko Paarthunaaxowi, gdy ten próbował z nim porozmawiać, i zabiłby go, gdyby Smocze Dziecię nie uziemiło go swoim Skokogrzmotem.
* Uciekł z pola bitwy, gdy był ciężko ranny po walce ze Smoczym Dziecięciem. Przez ten akt stracił znaczną część poparcia wśród reszty smoków.
* Pochłaniał dusze wielu poległych wojowników, aby się wzmocnić podczas ataku na Smocze Dziecię.

## Ciekawostki

* Pomimo tego, że został zabity przez Smocze Dziecię, z powodu swojej roli jako Pożeracza Światów, istnieje teoria, że Alduin powróci podczas prawdziwego końca świata.
* Alduin jest jedynym złoczyńcą w całej serii *The Elder Scrolls* będącym Czystym Złem.
Goemon Fortnite

> ***« I'd really love to... chug jug with you.»***
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**Goemon Fortnite** is a video uploaded onto youtube by user roseblush and shared by Leo to Alois on twitter on Wednesday 10th of march, 2021. This, as it turns out, was a huge mistake.

## About

### Link

world heritage post, treat it with care :

https://youtu.be/mdO8CT1oXtc

### Lyrics

Got a number one victory royale

Yeah fortnite we bout to get down (get down)

Ten kills on the board right now

Just wiped out tomato town

My friends just got downed

I’ve revived him now we’re heading south bound

Now we’re in the pleasant park streets

Look at the map go to the marked sheet

Take me to your Xbox to play fortnite today

You can take me to moist mire but not loot lake

I would really love to, chug with you

We can be pro fortnite gamers

### Trivia

* Since this song got really fucking badly stuck in Al's head & played while he was reading Leo's fanfic in which Lupin deadass dies, it's become a running joke that this is the song that plays at Lupin's funeral.
* We got an animation project based on this shit. can you believe it
* We are solemnly gathered here today to witness the final departure of Arsène Lupin III from this world (Yeah fortnite we bout to get down, get down)