Tex. EXE's Last Stand (The Final Tex Story)

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Tex. EXE was in his lab, hanging out with Aiden Yeckley, Bryden Homola, Lord Farquaad, The Fairy Godmother, Prince Charming, Rumpelstiltskin, Makunga, Chanet DuBois, Don Lino, Toad, Vincent, Tai Lung, Lord Shen, Kai, and Pitch Black, having a celebratory dinner before he carried out his evil plan.

"It was nice of you to invite us to dinner, Tex," said Toad.

"Well, I had to celebrate before my evil plan," said Tex. EXE.

At that moment, Shrek, Donkey, Puss, Alex, Marty, Oscar, Roddy, RJ, Verne, Hammy, Po, Jack, Toppy, Rohan, Asriel, Dave, Tex, and I barged in and got into our battle stances.

"Hello, Sexy Texy," said Po.

"What?!" yelled Tex. EXE.

"How did you guys escape Tex's trap?!" asked Pitch.

"Through the power of friendship," said RJ.

"We are finally gonna defeat you, Tex. EXE," I said. "This time: No more running or hiding! We aren't scared of you or your company anymore!"

"Oh really, Kadin?" said Tex. EXE. "You know you need the Main Six to defeat me. But I already destroyed it. So how will you and your gang of clowns defeat me now? Hmm? How?"

"We have something more powerful than those six items!" said Rohan. "We have the power of friends!"

"And of course, we gained super powers!" said Shrek.

He was right: Shrek had a mighty ogre roar, Donkey had laser vision, Puss had a sharper sword, Alex had sharp claws, Marty had strong kicking abilities, Oscar had super strength, RJ had loads of energy drinks for Hammy, Verne had spare shells, Po and Roddy gained better kung-fu abilities, Jack had better ice powers, Tex had his weapons, Rohan had H20: Mermaid Adventure powers (As in he could now change into a merman and had the H20 girls' powers), Dave had stretching abilities, Toppy had a powerful guitar, Asriel had a power pooping ability, and I had my super suit. There would be no more running or hiding from this psycho.

"You really think we can't take you?" asked Tai Lung. "Well, let's battle."

"Attack!" yelled Jack.

So, we all charged at the villains and the battle was on! First up to bat were Bryden and Aiden. I used my super suit to summon a portal to a Justin Bieber concert, where they would be forced to attend for the rest of their lives.

"No! We hate Bieber!" yelled Aiden.

"Hey, Rohan," said Bryden. "Well, if you let us go, I promise we'll stop steaing you and Kadin's pastas. I promise."

"Oh, not falling for that again, Bryden," said Rohan, as he changed into a merman, levitated Bryden and Aiden, froze them, and burned them until they were black. "In you go!"

Aiden and Bryden screamed as they were yeeted into the portal. But before the portal closed, Asriel pooped on Bryden and Aiden, causing their noses to fall off.

"Come on! Let's help the others!" said Asriel.

"Good idea!" said Rohan.

Meanwhile, Oscar was fighting Don Lino by a hibachi grill that Tex. EXE was using. Oscar used his super strength to continuously beat Lino near the grill. Then, he grabbed a sushi knife and chopped Lino into sushi.

"Sayonara, Lino," said Oscar, as he took a bite of the shark sushi he made.

Meanwhile, Stiltskin, Fairy Godmother, Charming, and Farquaad were fighting Shrek, Donkey, and Puss. Shrek roared in Farquaad and Stiltskin's faces, causing their heads to blow up. Donkey used his laser vision to blow Fairy Godmother up, and to burn off Charming''s hair.

"My hair!" yelled Charming, before Puss cut off his head.

"Far Far Away is now free from any villains!" yelled Shrek, triumphantly.

Meanwhile, Marty, Asriel, Alex, and I were fighting DuBois and Makunga. While Marty kicked Makunga into another Justin Bieber concert portal I opened, with Asriel pooping on Makunga, DuBois was cut into cubes by Alex's sharp claws.

"Your days of chasing animals are over, Dubois, because you just messed with the king!" said Alex, as he consumed DuBois' remains. "Come on, guys! Let's help the others!"

"Good idea, Alex!" said Marty.

Meanwhile, Toppy, Dave, and Tex were fighting the Toad with Roddy. Roddy used his ninja abilities to kick Toad into a freezer.

"How would you like to be in a cage, Toad?" asked Roddy. "You just messed with Roddy St. James of Kensington! Boys, finish him off!"

Toppy used his guitar to play a loud version of Dial Tone by 44Phantom, while Dave grabbed the cage and threw it really far with his stretching powers and Tex threw a pumpkin bomb into the cage.

"That ought to teach him!" said Tex. "All of those Marvel movies are really paying..."

Tex was interrupted by Tex. EXE, cutting off his head with a katana. Everyone gasped in horror as Tex's decapitated body fell to the floor.

"TEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Toppy, with tears in his eyes. "No. Not him. My best friend."

"You’re pathetic. What more can you love other than him, you stupid, worthless, weak goat simp?" asked Tex. EXE, coldly. "Pitch! Tai Lung! Shen! Kai! Vincent! Finish the job."

"With pleasure," said Kai, as the villains got closer to Toppy and Dave.

But at that moment, Jack, Po, RJ, Verne, and Hammy came in front of Toppy and Dave to defend them.

"We won't let you hurt them!" yelled Po, as he got Lord Shen and Kai into a Double Wushu-Finger Hold. "Skadoosh!"

Shen and Kai died instantly after Po did the Double Wushu-Finger Hold on them. But Tai Lung, Pitch, and Vincent were the remaining villains. Jack tried to use his freezing powers on Pitch, but it was to no avail.

"Jack, Jack, Jack," said Pitch, with a laugh. "Still using that trick, I see? You know it doesn't work on me anymore!"

"You ready to do this, Hammy?" asked RJ, as he got out all of the energy drinks and fed them to Hammy.

"Now, Hammy! GO! GO! GOOOOOOO!" said Toppy, as everything went slow.

Hammy looked around for what he could use to defeat the villains, until he saw another portal I opened to another Justin Bieber concert. He grabbed the portal and put it under the villains. Then, Tai Lung, Pitch, and Vincent held on to each other and fell in. Before it closed, everything was at normal speed again and Asriel pooped on them.

"NOOOO!" yelled Tex. EXE. "My villains! Why would you take away the friends of the sexiest robot alive?!"

"OK!" said Toppy, with rage and anger in his heart. "Why do you think you're sexy?! You are not sexy! You've killed innocent people because of a common fear! You have no empathy for your actions! You are a psycho! You insulted me over my relationship with Asriel! But most importantly, it is time to die!"

At that moment, Toppy played a metal song with his powerful guitar in Tex. EXE's ear, causing his head to blow up and for him to finally be defeated. Everyone cheered after Toppy defeated the psycho.

"We did it!" I said, happily.

"He is finally gone!" added Dave and Rohan.

"And it was all thanks to me and the portal Kadin opened," said Hammy, talking fast.

"Cool your jets, Hammy," said RJ and Verne.

"But Tex," said Toppy, as he sobbed over Tex's body.

"I'll miss him, too," said Rohan, hugging Toppy. "But we will remember him as a robot who was able to redeem himself after all of this time. He died a hero, even after he became a villain. We were able to teach him good. That's what matters."

"Wait," I said. "Doesn't that make Tex an anti-hero?"

"Maybe," said Dave, as he saw a portal open. "Let's head home and discuss it."

So, we were finally on our way back to our universe after a crazy adventure with friends. I will never forget Tex. He was able to redeem himself and he died a hero.

(The end.)