9. DIXI: Series 4, A Shake With Blake

## A Shake With Blake- Dixi

The League of Ordinary Heroes rally round Selene and get a new lead on the Shredder from the last person they thought would help.

### Writer

Dan Berlinka Robert Butler Jon Macqueen Nina Metivier  Laura Major Eva O'Connor

## Episodes Transcript and Timings

Previously on the adventures of Billie...

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Everything was terrible.

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I accused Echo of being a super bin and only then she got attacked too,

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and now she's mad at me.

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They then I accused Selene, but now her guitar's been kidnapped

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and guess what? She hates me too.

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And Amani's still mad at me for joining Blake's campaign and I kind

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of can't really blame her seeing as Blake is basically evil.

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Only then he invited me to prom and I thought we were, like, sworn

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enemies, so I've no idea what I'm going to do with that.

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And Bubs is still being all weird with me. Have I missed anyone out?

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Jane, the only person still speaking to me.

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I wonder what she wants.

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OK. I'm still sad but an awesome surprise does sound awesome.

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Wow! Is that what you're wearing?

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-I'm not sure. Are you feeling better?

-No.

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I've ruined everything. I always do.

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Not Batman, not even Robin.

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-I wish I was more like you. You never mess up.

-Of course I do.

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I just try really hard to make things better. Which reminds me...

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About my awesome surprise because I typically haven't forgotten.

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Is it a prom dress? Or balloon animals? No, is it a rainbow cake?

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Not exactly.

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-BOTH:

-What's she doing here?

-Surprise!

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This is my awesome surprise?

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You got me into a room with my ex-best friend who can't even

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stand to look at me?

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Why didn't you invite Selene along to glare at me too?

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-Collect the whole set.

-I tried.

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She said she wanted to stay at home in case the kidnapper called.

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-Why would you do that?

-Because you're sad

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and the first way to feel better is to make up with your friends.

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Just try. I promise, you'll feel better.

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OK, I'll try.

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For future reference, balloon animals would've been fine.

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SHE CLEARS HER THROAT

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You look nice.

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Anyway, look, I know I've made a lot of mistakes recently

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and I know me teaming up with Blake hurt you.

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I swear, I never meant to upset you.

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I just want to solve this mystery.

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But you and Bubs are my best friends and that means you guys come first.

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I promise that's how it's going to be from now on.

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That's all I've got.

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Oh, Billie, I forgive you.

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I told you you'd feel better.

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Yes, yes, yes, you know everything because that dress looks

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amazing new, you're my best big sister ever, blah, blah, blah.

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OK, now that's out the way. Prom shopping!

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1. Any storm we can weather weather

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1. I'll stay fine whatever ever

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1. And I'm always by your side

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1. I've got your back and you've got mine

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1. You don't have to pretend

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1. Cos I know we'll be friends. #

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I don't think this is the dress.

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I think I want less Swifty, more Selina.

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SHE GASPS

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Amani, I thought we'd been past the hugging part. Oh!

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-Hey, you're the girl that came to my school and is that Amani?

-No.

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Oh, hey, Shak. I didn't see you there.

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OK, that was a lie, I did see you.

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I just didn't want to say, "Hi," which is

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also a lie because, actually, I'd like to apologise.

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In fact I'm glad you're here. So there.

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-Was that you apologising?

-What? Oh, no, yeah, the Alessandro thing.

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It was stupid and selfish and I never thought you...

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Well, I never thought you were a real person whose

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-feelings might get hurt, so I'm really sorry.

-OK, then.

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-Apology accepted.

-Really?

-Yeah, sure. Seemed like you meant it.

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Look, I'll leave you guys to it. See you around, Amani.

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-Oh, yeah, sure, around.

-You look really nice, by the way.

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OK, this is the dress.

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I can't believe you guys made up.

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It's like our very own Super Saturday.

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PHONE BEEPS

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Oh, you had to jinx it, didn't you?

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-OMD!

-OK, that's it.

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I know she hates us but right now she needs us.

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That guitar is her life. We have to save Selene.

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Alessandro is a total and utter monster with a capital M,

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and a capital O, and a capital N, and a... Well, you get the idea.

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Yeah, it's bad, TopazHyperEchidna.

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And I feel awful for thinking Selene was a shredder.

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How can I make it up to her?

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This is a message for Alessandro the Eraser,

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or whatever you call yourself.

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How dare you touch my guitar, you despicable human being!

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Do you think this is funny?

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When I get my hands on you, I will...

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But I won't.

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No matter how evil you are, I promise

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I won't come looking for you, I won't try and find out the truth.

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You win. Just give me my guitar back.

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Please.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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If you've just had a crisis of conscience and that's you

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here to return my guitar right now, then I take it back.

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You're only half despicable.

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Selene, there's some people here to see you.

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Or maybe there's two of you working together

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and you've both had a change of heart.

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Oh, it's you.

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It's us and I know you're still mad at me

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but I'm going to make it up to you.

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Careful, don't touch that.

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-What are you even doing here?

-We saw the message from Alessandro.

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-He's a monster.

-It's awful. Have you been here all day by yourself?

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I sent Django out looking and wanted to stay here in case they called.

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Well, you won't have to be alone any more.

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We're here to support you.

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-By doing what exactly?

-By being here. This is solidarity.

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-No, this is severe overcrowding.

-We're here!

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-Oh, now what?

-We got your message.

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-Hey, Selene, you all right?

-I am less OK by the second.

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No bouncing!

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This is a bounce free zone. This really isn't helping.

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There's more.

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We know how important playing the guitar is to you

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and you're amazing at it, so...

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-What's this?

-It's for you.

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It should be enough for a new guitar when we're ready.

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Technically right now it's just an IOU in an envelope,

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-but we're going to fund raise.

-We wanted to help.

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I can't believe you'd do this for me.

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I don't want it.

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-And the moment's ruined.

-No, you don't understand.

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I can't just replace my guitar. It's my guitar.

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And when you buy your next one, that will also be your guitar.

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No, it won't.

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Because I won't have played it at the gala when I was eight

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and got a standing ovation.

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I wouldn't have used it to write my first song,

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I won't have played it to my grandma on her 90th birthday.

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So you see it won't be my guitar.

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But thank you anyway.

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We understand.

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Then we won't stop looking for it.

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Abi, you and James search Asta-Rathbone.

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Maybe it's at a school, just not our school.

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Bubs and Amani, you take the park.

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PHONE BEEPS

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Oh.

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-New message from Blake.

-Blake, Blake?

-What does he want?

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-I have a lead on Selene's guitar.

-Meet me tomorrow at Shakey Mo's.

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-Why's he sent you this?

-Because he wants to go to prom with her.

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It's just another creepy invite in the shape of a clue.

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-You don't know that.

-Oh, come on. Blake the snake.

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If he really cared, he'd be helping like the rest of us.

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You're just sitting around in my bedroom.

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Blake might actually know something useful. You have to go.

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She's right. This could be our only shot at getting the guitar back.

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I've got to have a shake with Blake.

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It doesn't mean it's a date, right?

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Yes, it's definitely not a date. I think.

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Greenwaltzingdancer reckons Blake just wants to help.

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What if this is part of his fiendish plot to take over the world?

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Although I'm not sure how you take over the world with a guitar.

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-Billie. Triple Choc, right?

-Yes. How did you know?

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I know you better than you think.

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-That actually sounds kind of creepy.

-Sorry.

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I didn't mean anything by it. I can take the milkshake away.

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No, no, no, I'll keep it!

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-But you said you had information.

-Cake?

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Yes, please. Thank you.

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-But about the information.

-And here, I got you something to wear to prom.

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But no pressure. It's yours whether you go with me or not.

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Stop giving me things.

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It's beautiful.

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But you said you had information.

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-This had better not be a date in sheep's clothing.

-Of course not.

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I'm just trying to be a nice guy.

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-Like you were to Amani when you asked her out?

-Don't remind me.

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-I'm so ashamed and embarrassed about the way I acted.

-You should be.

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All she did was say she had other plans.

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If I say "No" to prom, are you going to put posters up of me up

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everywhere calling me Billie-burp-a-durp or something?

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Burp-a-durp?

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That doesn't even mean anything. But no, of course not.

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Then why did you do that to Amani?

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Look, I'm not trying to make excuses,

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but it's not always easy being a guy.

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You have to save face in front of your friends,

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act like you don't care, like you don't have feelings.

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-Then your friends are idiots.

-Quite possibly. Look, I felt hurt...

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..rejected, so I lashed out.

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It was so stupid and I'd do anything to take it back.

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But I can't change the past.

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I can only change the way I act in the future and if I do,

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then maybe you'll give me a second chance.

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Would that be fair?

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How's the info gathering going?

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Great, Blake's just about tell me what he found out about the guitar.

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When? Over an intimate candlelit dinner?

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Maybe in a horse and carriage ride around the park.

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We're just having a milkshake. Why are you being weird?

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I'm not being weird.

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I'm just having a milkshake too, completely coincidentally.

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-Fine, then have your shake.

-I will.

-Listen, pal...

-I'm not your pal.

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-OK, calm down.

-I am calm!

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Look, I think it's great that you're looking out for Billie.

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-You're a good friend to her.

-Whatever.

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Sorry about that.

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-I don't know what's got into him.

-Don't be angry with Bubs.

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-He's just being protective of you.

-I can protect myself.

-Of course.

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Anyway, enough Jimmy Olsen drama, what's the new lead?

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One of my boys saw someone with a guitar,

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-but they're not going to be easy to bring to justice.

-Why, who is it?

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Someone who lives completely outside the law.

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My sources say the guitar thief is Scarlet.

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Ever seen anyone with bad hair out on a date?

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No, neither have I.

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Always spend at least three hours prior to asking anyone out

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fixing your do.

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And it'll be a guaranteed yes to prom every time.