Drama Queens

## Story

### Blood or Wine

An alarm clock went off rapidly. A white hand with pink nail polish slammed the clock to make it turn off. Heather sat upright in her bed and opened her eyes to Taylor, Bridgette, Lindsay, Dakota, Amy and Samey standing before her bed. "Good morning witch-faced losers." Heather said lightly, smiling.

"Good morning Heather." they all greeted. She stepped out of her bed, walking slowly towards her huge closet.

"I'm Heather," Heathers voice ran over the scene, "And I'm the ruler of Wawa Pahka Tau! I'm the prettiest and most popular girl on campus. Everyone's jealous because I'm super rich and I have a super rich Hispanic boyfriend. So suck it!" During this scene, her minions her all picking out and modeling outfits for her. Then the scene changes to the girls walking down the hall to the stairs.

"God Samey, walk faster!" Amy commanded harshly.

"Amy stop yelling at me! Heather, punish Amy!" Samey yelled. Heather turned around to face her minions.

"Stop acting like children! You're in an exclusive Class A sorority now! Samey walk faster!" Heather snapped. Samey groaned.

"Oh a BTW Heather, Dean O'Halloran asked for you tocome to her office ASAP." Bridgette told her. Heather turned and glared dramatically.

The scene changed to the Dean's office. The camera focused on Heather, who was glaring at the lady across from her. "Let's get this straight. I hate sororities, and I hate you. Now I suggest that you allow everyone into the sorority to make this a happy campus with happy students." Blaineley smiled.

"Over. My. Beautiful. Dead. Body. How dare you!? Do you know who you're talking to? UGGHHH! Something bad is going to get you in the end!" Heather retorted rudely. She got up abruptly from her chair, stomped off towards the door, and slammed it.

The scene changed to a black Mercedes-Benz driving down a road. "Now as I told you, don't join a sorority. And make sure to bring me a cucumber!" Don said to Carrie.

"Oh Dad! You know I want to join Wawa Pahka Tau! I've been studying it going for this university ever since 6th grade! This is my dream! And why a cucumber?" Carrie exclaimed.

Don sighed. "I remember 6th grade. The cell phone rant, the end of Barbie dolls, and you're excessive study of Wawa Pahka Tau. I just really like cucumbers."

"Dad!" Carrie laughingly sighed.

"What? You've been obsessed with this sorority for years! It's just not a good idea. The girls can be mean and you could get hurt!" Don told her sternly.

"I've already made up my mind." Carrie said. She then turned towards the window and crossed her arms looking angrily.
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"I'm sorry, Car. I'm just trying to look out for you." Don said quietly.

"It's fine, Dad. I just really want to do this with my life." Carrie responded.

Then the scene switched to the dorm room where Carrie is hugging her father goodbye. After he leaves, about 1 minute later, a black woman wearing a purple bathrobe walks.

"You must be my new roommate. I'm Carrie!" Carrie said.

"Leshawna!" Carrie's new roommate said.

The scene switches to a local restraunt where they're both eating burgers. "Leshawna, you should join me and join Wawa Pahka Tau!" Carrie explained to her.

"I don't know... I'm not a big fan of all that white girl pumpkin spice latte, even though those my favorite, but still. I want to be the first black woman president." Leshawna said.

"Well if you can get into WPT, that can be one more step towards..." Carrie started.

"Hmmm... Maybe it wouldn't be so bad..." Leshawna said.

Heather, Taylor, Bridgette, Lindsay, Dakota, Amy, and Samey were looking upon the new pledges. Heather was currently looking a small girl with glasses and messy brown hair. "Why do all of the Wawa pledges suck?! I hate this!" Heather shouted.

"Well this is what we have." Bridgette said.

"Yeah! We can like totally like make them into like movie stars!" Dakota exclaimed.

"Uh. NO!", Heather shouted, "I will not stand by for these monstrosities to become pledges!" She came across to the last few girls. "A goth?! SOMEONE GET ME A BARF BAG!!!!"

"Umm... Excuse me Miss Darrington? I will just point out that I was prom queen in my Freshman, Sophmore, Junior, and Senior year!" Courtney stated triumphantly.

"Hmm... Well you're ugly as hell, but you have points. Are you filthy rich?" Heather asked.

"Disgustingly rich!" Courtney said.

"You're in!" Heather yelled. The other girls clapped. "Silence!", Heather held out her hand, "Since all of you are now allowed in, I guess we'll begin...Now."

"The pledge class this year is horrible!" Heather's voice ran over the scene. The girls were walking down the hall into the kitchen. "I mean we got fatty farm girl!" Sugar. "Nerdy Nancy!" Beth. " Lustful Lesbian!" Jo. "Little Miss Weirdo." Carrie. "Sassy Ghetto girl!" Leshawna. "Scary goth girl!" Crimson. "And the crowning jewel, the over-achieving Courtney! It's going to be a long year."

"Rule 1: No stealing ex-boyfriends of another sister unless it has been 10 years." Dakota told them.

"Rule 2: No disrespecting any of your authorities of the house." Amy barked.

"Rule 3: No having sex in another sister's bed without permission." Taylor said.

"Rule 4: No flirting with guys unless approved by Wawa sisters." Bridgette announced.

"And Rule 5: If you're going to fight another sister, do not aim for the face, chest, or genital areas." Lindsay informed them. Then there was a large thump in the pantry. Heather opened the door. In the pantry there was empty shelves and the pantry itself was a long dark hallway.

"Why does the pantry have no food? Mama Leshawna's gotta eat!" Leshawna said.

"Of course you do." Courtney said to herself. Leshawna turned to her angrily.

"Well whatever it is, I volunteer Samey to go in!" Heather said.

"I second that!" Amy said evilly.

"What??! No!! I volunteer one of the pledges!!" Samey cried.

"Ugh! Fine! You Honey!" Heather pointed to Sugar.

"My name's Sugar!" Sugar told her.

"Go in and see what's causing all of this noise!" Heather commanded.

"Uhhh... okay?" Sugar said shaking. She walked in. After 10 seconds of walking in, no one could see her. "Can I have a flashlight?" Sugar asked, her voice coming out of the darkness.

"Uhh... No!" Heather scoffed.

Sugar still walking in, stopped for a minute. She heard footsteps and turned around to see no one. A bottle of wine fell off the shelf. Sugar screamed. She then back up into a red rubber wall. She screamed again even louder when she saw the shine of the blade. Then the screaming stopped.

"Oh, hey! I found a light switch!" Heather informed the other girls. They all walked in to see Sugar's body on the ground, her neck sliced open. Everyone was still.

"Is that blood or wine?" Lindsay asked. Crimson bent down next to Sugar's body dipped her finger in her neck and put the finger in her mouth.

"It's blood." She said solemnly. All the girls but Crimson screamed.

"OH MY GOD!!! What do we do???!!" Heather screamed.

"Like, we need to like get the like authorities!!!" Dakota suggested.

"Okay, well have fun! I'm gonna go get PSLs at Starbucks. Anyone want one?" Taylor said, looking around.

"Are you not affected by this murder?!" Carrie asked.

"Eh. I saw my first horror movie at the age of 6. That was the one time I've been scared at a horror movie." Taylor replied.

"This isn't a-" Carrie started.

"I'd like one!" said Amy cheerfully.

"KK! BRB!" Taylor said as she walked out of the pantry, looking at her phone. Everyone was still in shock and looking at Sugar's blood pouring out of her jugular.

The scene changed to Amy and Samey walking down the hall. "Oh Samey... Once Heather and Lindsay, and Bridgette are gone I will be queen of Wawa! And I will officially boot you from this sorority forever."

"Why-Why would you say that?!" Samey asked, taken aback.

"Because! You're an ugly hog-faced slut and you deserve to die, silly! God, I should've gone all hunger games on you in the womb. See you later, loser!" Amy snorted and walked away. Samey stood there, glaring as her twin sister walk away.

Amy was changed into her night clothes and went to brush her teeth. She spit out the water and looked up at the mirror. The Red Devil was right behind her, but she only applied lipstick. She walked off towards her bed, the Red Devil in her pursuit. He lifted up a clever and impaled her in the back. She fell with a short screech and fell face first on the carpet. The Red Devil looked over her dead body, flipped his cape, and left. The camera zoomed on Amy's body as the pool of blood grew bigger.

### Wicked Step Mother

"Okay how do we get rid of the body?" Heather asked about Amy's dead body.

"I say we just throw her in the lake tonight." Bridgette said.

"Throw her in a bonfire!" Lindsay said cheerfully. "We could make smores and share scary stories and sing songs..."

"That is literally the WORST idea I've heard. It would be fine if I was 12! You are such an idiot, Lindsay. Wait Lindsay. Idiot. Lindsiot! Ha I'm a genius!" Heather laughed.

"Great insult Heather!" Bridgette complimented.

"Leave it to me to get rid of the body." Courtney said creepily popping out of nowhere. The girls screamed. Samey ran up the stairs to see what all the commotion was about. She ran up to see her sister's body.

"Ha! That bossy little bitch had it coming!" Samey said laughingly. She walked away laughing her head off.

"Okay... creepy Courtney you can have the body." Heather announced.

"Great! I can add to my collection-I mean stash-I mean list of- oh nevermid," Courtney sighed, but the other girls looked at her in horror, "Oh no no no! I have a whole chest of dead animal carcasses! It's totally normal!"

"Yeah... Sure... Okay... BREAKFAST TIME BITCHES!" Heather shouted as she left the room and walked down the stairs. Once she got to the end of the stairs, three women were standing there.

"Good morning Heather! I'd like to discuss your security system of the house." Blaineley told her, smiling maliciously. They sat down on the couch. "I have received word that one of your pledges died, Brandine "Sugar" Spuckler."

"What??!! Who told you that?" Heather asked.

"An anonymous source within the Wawa house." Blaineley replied. "Now I have important news. Here with me I have Kelly, who was a former member of Wawa and will be watching closely to see if any more murders will have happen." Heather groaned.

"Hi! I will do anything in my power to help WPT in everything it's doing!" Kelly said happily.

"Great! I went to college to get away from my mom, and here she is again! And what is with the mall cop?" Heather asked rudely pointing towards MacArthur.

"Mall cop? Please! This is my training to protect you fragile plastics to become a real cop!" MacArthur stated proudly.

"Well there's a lesbo up stairs that might take interest in you." Heather said mockingly. MacArthur gasped and glared at Heather.

"I'M NOT A LESBIAN!" Jo shouted from upstairs.

"I don't swing that way, sister! I have a boyfriend back in Malibu who takes quite an interest in me!" MacArthur told her. "Unlike you! You couldn't keep a boyfriend for a week! You're too needy!"

"Au contraire! I have had the same boyfriend for 3 years without breaking up once!" Heather replied.

"Heather, we're breaking up." Alejandro said. The scene now a football field.

"What??!!" Heather screamed shockingly.

"You're too needy! I need a strong independent woman to rock me in the bed! I just feel like I'm doing it all!" Alejandro replied.

"But Al!" Heather cried.

"Stop! No. First of all, never call me *Al*. And second, this is what I'm talking about! Too whiney! You cry a lot. You're needy! And you're bumming out Geoff!" He points to Geoff, who is standing right next to him.

"Yeah, um, I really like don't want to be involved in your relationship problems! Me and Bridgette are going great, and that's all that matters to me." Geoff said as he ran away to catch a flying football. Heather and Alejandro looked at each other for a moment. Alejandro shrugged. Heather then turned away furiously.

The scene changed back into WPT house. "Okay idiot hookers, since Amy moved away-" Heather started.

"Thshe moved? Thwhere?" Beth asked..

"Doesn't matt-" Heather tried to begin.

"Thwhy didn't ThSamey go with her?" Beth asked.

"I don't-" Heather said angrily.

"But Thwhy-?" Beth began.

"SHUT UP!" Heather yelled. Beth sunk into her sweater scared. "As I was saying were going to play a game called Live or Die." The pledges looked frightened. "JUST KIDDING! HAHAHA!!! You guys are so stupid! God that was hilarious! Okay it's called High or Die!"

"Sorry to interrupt this fun non-drug related game," Kelly opened the door, with bags in her hands, "but I'm moving in!"

"God help me!" Heather muttered.

"Ew! Gross go away!" Taylor shouted.

"Go to your room!" Kelly commanded.

"AAGGHH!!" Taylor screamed. She stormed up the stairs. The other girls shook in terror.

"Anyone else want to disrespect me?" Kelly asked. Leshawna whispered to Carrie and they both started to giggle. "What was that?" Kelly snapped.

"I was just referring you to the evil step mother from Cinderella. That's all." Leshawna said confidently.

"You're grounded!" Kelly shouted.

"You can't ground me! I'm an adult! A full grown bad ass adult!" Leshawna said. Kelly glared at Leshawna.

The scene changed to Taylor in her room. She was on her phone. "Ugh. Weird rude evil mother lady just sent me to my room! Ew! #WPTLife #TaylorsProblems #Ew #WickedStepmother #Killme. And tweet! Hate this! Even with my 2k followers and over 5k re-tweets and likes, I'm still not happy." There was a wriggling of the door knob. Taylor got scared. She slowly inched towards the door opened it and stepped back quickly. There stood the Red Devil. He closed the door and faced her. He reached into his cloak and pulled out an axe. She still stood quietly. He got ready to swing at her. She screamed and jumped onto her bed before the axe touched her. She then finally decided to scream.

"WAIT! Before you kill me, can I please put on my favorite lipstick. It's the lipstick I want to die with!" Taylor said. The Red Devil stepped back. Taylor pulled out a mirror and applied her cherry red lipstick. She closed the mirror and jumped back on the bed. "Where were we?"'

The Red Devil swung at her vertically. She rolled over to the left. He swung again, she rolled over to the right. He swung in the middle of the bed, she rolled off the bed. She ran towards the door. The Devil turned her around and threw her on the ground. She screamed once again. The Devil swung at her neck.

"I need you girls to cooperate with me. I'm the new mom of the house and you need to respect me. I'll make you food-" Kelly started, the scene now back downstairs.

"Your food?! Please! We only eat low-carb low-cal blueberry muffins and PSLs. We don't need your charity food!" Heather interrupted.

"Listen and listen closely, Heather. This is my house now, and you can't stop me." Kelly whispered evilly to Heather. "You're a spoiled brat!"

At this moment, Heather gave Kelly the ultimate bitch face, turned her back and stomped up the stairs, with Bridgette, Lindsay, and Dakota following her.

"Okay so how are we gonna stop this bitch from taking my house?" Heather asked furiously.

"Your house?" Bridgette asked suspiciously.

"My house, our house, same thing! Anyway, we need to destroy Kelly. Get some juicy dirt on her. Get her off campus. And kill her." Heather said.

"Kill her? We just had 2 murderers!" Dakota reminded her.

"Whatever. She actually deserves to die! Right now, I only know one person that can dig up the dirt on her through social media." Heather said. She opened the door to Taylor's room and they saw Taylor's head separated from her body. They all screamed.

"OH MY GOSH!! SHE'S DEAD!!!!!" Dakota screamed.

The other girls ran upstairs to see that and they joined the screaming.

"See what you did, Kelly?! You sent Taylor up here to her death!" Heather announced. "I bet, you're the killer!"

"That'sth it! I'm Thdone!" Beth shouted.

"Oh no...Actually I don't care. You can go." Heather said.

"But Beth! You can't go!" Carrie said.

"The killer ith out there! I wanna go thome!" Beth said as she ran down the stairs. "I'm goingth sthraight to the Dean'sth offith. And I'm goingth to leave!" She opened the front door and started to walk fastly towards the front gate. The Red Devil came up behind her with a knife in his hand.

"BETH!!! BEHIND YOU!!!!" all the girls screamed. But before she could turn around, the Red Devil stabbed her in the back of the head. He took the knife out faded back into the shadows as his fourth victim the ground. The camera flipped back to all of the girls screaming in terror.

### Poison Apple

The episode starts with Blaineley standing at a podium with news reporters and cameras. "So far there has been 3 shocking deaths surrounding the Wawa house. It has come to my attention that I should close the school and have the police try to find this killer. But, I have decided to continue the school and classes will resume." The reporters started to ask questions while Blaineley walked away briskly.

Carrie and Leshawna walked into the coffee shop.

"Hey! I'll have a Pun'kin Spice Latte." Leshawna ordered.

"What size?" asked the barista.

"Venti, Mr..." Leshawna looked at the name tag, "Devin."

"What about..." Devin started when he looked at Carrie. "Hubba Hubba!" he whispered under his breath.

"What was that?" Carrie asked.

"Oh! Nothing! Nothing! Uh... What would you like?" Devin asked, embarrassed.

"You-I mean a Graham latte! Graham latte! That's it." Carrie asked. Both of them stood in an awkward silence, both of them blushing. Leshawna stood there, trying as hard as she could not to giggle.

"I'll just get uhh... to it then!" Devin said nervously. He walked away to go get the coffee ready. The girls away from the counter and claimed a table.

"Oh! Girl he likes you a lot! Like, a lot a lot! Make a move!" Leshawna squealed. Carrie blushed.

"Oh I don't know! He's really cute! But I don't think he likes me." Carrie responded quietly.

"Oh Hell no! Don't play that dumb card, Carrie! He likes you a lot!" Leshawna said angrily.

"Okay...I can ask him out for dinner or whatever." responded a giggling Carrie.

"Carrie and Beyoncé?" Devin shouted. Carrie and Leshawna got up to go get their coffees.

"Thank you. Oh, and um... Devin? Would-?" Carrie began to ask.

"Would you wanna go out?" Devin asked quickly.

"Yes! Yes. I would very much like that!" Carrie said.

"Okay then! I'll come at 7 at..." Devin said.

"The Wawa Pahka Tau house." Carrie stated.

"Oh! Okay! Well I'll see you on Friday." Devin told her.

"Okay! See you then!" Carrie said as she and Leshawna were walking out the door.

The scene changed to the boy counterpart of Wawa Pahka Tau were having a house meeting. The leader, Alejandro, was going over party plans with his minions.

"Cody, You bring cocktails. Harold bring the beer. Geoff, my man, bring the chips. Dave bring the sweets. And Trent bring the tunes. Any questions? No? Okay, boys, get to work." Alejandro commanded

"Yo! Can we just invite Bridgette? Like, not heather because she's a whiny bitch, but Bridgette because she's my girl, bro." Geoff explained.

"Ugh. Fine. But just Bridgette!" Alejandro said.

"If you excuse me gentlemen, I have a date with one of the Wawa girls!" Harold said proudly was he strutted.

"Harold we already told you! You can't date pledges! That proves you're like, really, really weird." Dave told him.

"I'm not dating a pledge! Not like last year! It's Lindsay." Harold told them angrily.

"How in the name of God did you score that?" Cody asked, shocked.

"I made the deal when she was hammered. She can't go backsies now!" Harold stated. Everyone started applauding him. He took a bow and walked out the door.

The scene changed to the night where Lindsay and Harold were sitting on top of the McLean Fraternity house with wine in house.

"Okay, Harry, I'll get you a deal! If you have my back, I'll have your back. The killer is out there and I need an alibi-buddy! So you if you hear trash about me, just clear it up, and I'll do the same for you!" Lindsay said.

"I agree! But I need payment." Harold replied.

"I will show you my boobs." Lindsay offered.

"DEAL!" Harold squealed eagerly. Lindsay was just pulling her breasts out when Cody ran up to the roof exhausted. He bent in exhaustion over before he told them what was happening.

"GUYS! The RED DEVIL IS COMING!!" Cody screamed. He was out of breath. The Red Devil came up on the roof with a crossbow. Lindsay screamed. They kids backed up until they were on the edge of the roof. The camera went to Harold, Lindsay, and Cody screaming repeatedly. The Red Devil aimed his crossbow. They screamed even louder. There was a "click", a "shnnk", a gasp, and a few seconds later, a "plump". Harold was impaled from the arrow and fell backwards on the ground. Lindsay and Cody stopped screaming. The Red Devil turned around and went back downstairs. Lindsay and Cody turned around to see Harold's body laying on the floor, the pool of blood growing around his lifeless body. Lindsay and Cody screamed.

The scene changed to the next morning, where the pledges and Heather's minions were talking. "It's only been two weeks, and there's been 4 deaths!" Carrie said.

"Nope! 5." Courtney corrected.

"5? Who else?" Leshawna asked suspiciously.

Courtney became nervous. Bridgette and Dakota threw her a look that meant "don't tell them or else."

"Oh! No one! I was just kidding!" Courtney laughed nervously.

"Seriously, don't joke about that." Bridgette said, relieved.

"Speaking of which, I haven't seen Taylor is a few days. Do ya'll know what happened to her?" Leshawna asked.

"She moved back home because she didn't want to be killed and because she didn't want a mom around the house." Heather walked in and stated.

"Sure." Leshawna said sarcastically.

"Anyway, I was told by a secret source that SOMEONE in this room has a boyfriend!" Heather announced. Carrie and Leshawna looked at each other in fear. Courtney gasped and glared at everyone in the room. Crimson sat motionless. Jo smiled brightly.

"Crimson! Why didn't you tell me?! I am your new sister!" Heather asked. Carrie sighed in relief. Jo looked angry

"We have to keep a long distance relationship because we go to different schools." Crimson said without emotion.

"HOW DOES GOTHY GET A BOYFRIEND AND NOT ME!!!" Jo shouted furiously.

"Because she's not an excessive fan of Orange is the New Black." Lindsay responded.

"I-I! You will-" Jo started.

"SHUT UP, JO! Lesbihonest, you are definitely either a well disguised male or a lesbian! You choose!" Heather yelled.

"I'm a-" Jo started.

"Not now! Crimson come with me upstairs!" Heather said. Crimson quietly followed Heather upstairs. Jo started throwing pillows everywhere and the rest of the girls scattered.

"Now Crimson, I'm going to give you a makeover to make you and me more popular! Okay?" Heather said.

"You don't-" Crimson began.

"Okay. Shut up and sit in that chair!" Heather interrupted and pointed to a chair in front of a mirror.

The scene changed to a Chipotle where Carrie and Devin were having a date.

"So...Do you like uh... scary movies?" Devin asked.

"Yeah. But they're so predictable." Carrie responded nervously.

"Yeah..." Devin said.

"I'm sorry! It's just that this whole serial killer stuff is just killing my mood." Carrie admitted.

"Same. I'm just done with it, you know?" Devin said.

"Do you just want to get out of here and go catch a movie or something?" Carrie asked.

"Yeah! And I know the perfect one..." Devin said happily.

"Chainsaw Summer Camp 2!" They said together.

"We really are alike.." Carrie said, smiling. They looked into each other's eyes for a moment before getting up and leaving.

The next scene was in the McLean house. The boys were just about ready togo to a party.

"Hold on! I forgot something in my room!" Dave said, freaking out a little.

"What?" Cody asked as he poked himself in the eye with his sunglasses.

"A condom!" Dave said, laughingly. They guys laughed while Dave ran upstairs. Dave went into his room, opened a box and pulled out a condom. He turned around to see the Red Devil, who closed the door behind him.

"Oh my God! You scared me!" Dave said angrily.

The camera flipped back to downstairs.

"What is taking him so long?!" Geoff asked angrily.

A female-like screamed filled the house.

"DAVE!" They all screamed. They ran up the stairs to Dave's room and tried to open the door, but it was locked. Cody was screaming Dave's name, while Alejandro, Trent, and Geoff were running their bodies into the door. When the screaming stopped, the boys opened the door to see Dave's body lying on the floor, his neck sliced. They boys screamed.

### Deal With the Devil

The scene opened up to Alejandro standing at a podium with his Mclean frat brothers sitting in chairs. There was a picture of Harold, and one of Dave, both pictures surrounded by candles. "Today we will remember two brothers, Harold and Dave, who were killed by this serial killer. I mean, take out the ugly pledges of Wawa and not us! Un called for. However, I hope, that those ugly pledges indeed will be killed next. Long live Mclean!" Alejandro said. The boys all raised their candles. Cody started to tear up in the eye.

"I can't believe that you make-overed Crimson!" Dakota cried, the scene now in Heather's closet, pointing at a new Crimson. The gothic makeup was completely off her. Her red hair was braided. She was wearing a pink fluffy coat, and a white crop top with a matching white short skirt. She was also wearing white high-heels. She had cherry red lipstick applied, and her blue eyes shined through. "She can't be one of us! She's a pledge!"

"Well, she actually has a boyfriend, unlike you, Dakota!" Heather retorted.

"He broke up with me!" Dakota screamed. She then stormed out of Heather's closet. As she opened the door, Courtney walked in. "Hello, Heather! Love the new look Crimson! Anyway, I'm here to ask if I can be one of your minions." Courtney stated.

"Hilarious! No!" Heather said rudely. Courtney teared up, and ran out of the room crying. Heather was smiling as she left.

"That was mean and un-called for!" Samey said, concerned.

"Honestly, I don't care. So you go suck Trent's d-" Heather started.

"Stop it! Your tyranny here is ending! Now!" Samey said as she walked out, furiously.

"You three," Heather said, looking at Bridgette, Lindsay, and Crimson, "are my most loyal minions. Except Lindsay who was about to show Harold her boobs! Breaking the sister code!"

"I'm sorry!" Lindsay said, crying.

"You better be." Heather said.

"NO! Get out!" Heather demanded. Samey gave Heather a threatening glare before turning her back swiftly and left. Heather glared at her as the door closed.

"You three, are now my most loyal and favorite minions. Except you Lindsay. That nerd Harold was about to see your boobs! Terrible choice!" Heather reminded her. Lindsay had a wide-eyed look on her face.

"I'm sorry!" Lindsay responded.

"You better be." Heather told her sternly.

Samey walked into her room and jumped on her bed. "Ugh! I wish I could just kill her." Samey said angrily.

Her phone buzzed; a text came in. She opened the text that read, "That can be arranged..." The person texting was unknown. She texted back, "Who are you??" The next text came in, "Open your closet door" She went over slowly and carefully to her closet. She opened the door. There was the Red Devil. He stepped out of the closet, forcing Samey to back up. He pulled out a phone and started typing.

"Okay. Who are you?" Samey asked. The Red Devil looked up at her. He looked back down, deleted his texts and started typing again. Samey's phone buzzed. She pulled out and looked at the text that revealed the identity of the killer. "You?!" Samey gasped. She ran for the door. She opened it, only for it to shut again by the Red Devil who closed it, before she escaped. She screamed. He had in his hands a chainsaw. He started it up.

"Aren't you supposed to kill Heather???!!" she screamed. He swung his chainsaw at her she ducked and rolled underneath him. She grabbed her phone and started texting Bridgette. "HELP!! THE KILLER IS" she typed the killer's name. But before she pressed send, the chainsaw slashed her in the chest. Her new room paint was red. The Red Devil dropped the chainsaw, and walked out casually.

That night, Cody was seen sitting on a bench. Lindsay walked up to him and sat down next to him. "What's wrong Coffee?" Lindsay asked.

"It's Cody. And I'm bummed because my best friend died." Cody said.

"Oh no! I can make you feel better!" Lindsay suggested. Cody raised his eyebrows.

"With what?" Cody asked. Lindsay reached her hand over and touched Cody's thigh. Cody raised his eyebrows then smiled at Lindsay. "Let's get out of here!" He took Lindsay by the hand and tried to run to his car.

As he was running, the Red Devil came out from behind a tree. Lindsay screamed, but Cody was too focused on the sex that he would be having. The Red Devil pulled out a knife and stabbed Cody in the chest as he was running. Cody immediately fell. Lindsay continued to scream and ran away. The Red Devil took one last look at Cody's body, then flipped his cape and left.

Carrie and Leshawna were talking in the main living room of the Wawa house, while Courtney was angrily pacing. All of a sudden, Lindsay ran into the room, out of breath. She fell down, exhausted. "Oh my gosh! Lindsay? What happened?" Carrie asked as she jumped up and ran up to her.

"Red... Red... Devil!" Lindsay barely made out. The girls looked at each other. Even Courtney stopped her pacing and looked concerned. Heather, Bridgette, and Crimson walked down the stairs. Courtney jumped.

"What the hell happened here?!" Heather demanded. Everyone shook in fear.

"Lindsay was attacked by the Red Devil!" Carrie responded.

"Again?! God! Lindsay, you're going to be killed at the end of this." Heather said.

"Ikr! She should be like, locked up or something so that this Red Devil can't get to her. He most likely wants to touch her boobs." Courtney said, trying to kiss up to Heather. Heather rolled her eyes.

"Nobody likes a suck up, Courtney!" Heather responded sternly. Courtney started to cry again. "Stop crying you little baby!"

"I love it when people call me baby!" Lindsay exclaimed, still out of breath.

"Shut up!" Heather yelled.

"Listen, Heather, I have a question." Jo said, walking into the room.

"No you cannot date me!" Heather yelled.

"What? No! I don't want to date you! I want to date Alejandro!" Jo told her.

"What?!" Heather roared. Jo turned around and started strutting out of the room. "No! Get back here!"

"Too bad, Heather! I already asked him! And guess what he said..." Jo started. Heather gasped. "Yes." Jo than walked out.

"You get back here! You little bitch! You're gonna get what's coming to you! If it's the last thing, I'll ever do!" Heather screamed.

"Boyfriend kisser!" Courtney sang.

"Courtney! I told you to get out!" Heather yelled. Heather ran up stairs, crying. "I HATE YOU ALL!" She then disappeared upstairs. Bridgette, Crimson, and Dakota ran up after her.

"Come on, Heather! Face her! I mean, sure, she's a jock, and most likely was the courter back on the guy's football team! She's obvi trying to destroy you!" Bridgette told her.

"You're like so like better than like her or like anyone!" Dakota consoled.

"She can not level up to fabulousness and total boss bitchy-ness." Crimson said solemnly.

"You're right!" Heather said coming out of her closet. "I'm going to go rip that bitch in half. Thank you, sisters. Now let's go destroy her!" The four girls walked furiously down the hallway to Jo's room.

"Jo! I'm going to-" Heather began. But there Jo was, hanging by the neck from the ceiling. The girls screamed.

### Bloodbath

Kelly was seen cutting up some cucumbers. Her phone rang. She wiped her hands off with a rag and answered. "Hello?" she answered.
"Oh hi babe! How are you?" "Oh stop! You're so sweet!" She walked over to her oven and turned it on. "Did you do the favor I asked of you last night?" "That's great! I'm sorry I had to put you threw that. My... um... friends were busy." "No, I'm not lying!" "Whatever! Are you coming over tonight?" "Great! I have spaghetti and salad." "Yes, I'm putting cucumbers in the salad." She dumped the cucumber slices in the bowl with lettuce." "Okay! I'll see you later!" "Love you." "Bye!"

She hung up her phone and started to put the frozen meatballs in it. She set the time for 20 minutes. And went to the couch. She poured herself a glass of wine. Her phone rang. She looked at the caller and sighed. "What do you want?" she asked ferociously. "He did what? That's crazy!" "Poor baby! I know he should've been kicked from the group as soon as he heard about the-" "However, his plan to fake being murdered was good." "I agree that he is weak. And I for one think he should go!" "Yes kill him! But you do it." "I know! You'll get to emotional. But pull yourself together. Do I make myself clear?" "Perfect!" "You want me to kill? You know I'm not good with killing people! It gets messy when I do it." "Fine. But I have company coming. So how do I kill someone?" She grinned.

The scene switched to Blaineley on the street with a lot of shopping bags in her hands. She had her phone trapped between her ear and her shoulder. "Well it's simple actually. All you have to do is clean the knife by rubbing a towel against it. Then you hold it up the light." "Why? It's dramatic and glamorous when you do it that way!" A red Chevrolet was pulling up behind her. "Honestly, Janice! You think-" Blaineley freezed when she saw the headlights come on. She saw her shadow in the street. She turned around and saw the car coming towards her. She dropped her pink phone into a puddle, and started running. The shopping bags were slowing her down. The car was coming closer. The car started going full speed at her. Blaineley still running slowly in the middle of the street, started panicking. The car ran over Blaineley. She let out one final scream and died. The red car then disappeared into the night.

"Heather, I want you back! I need you back!" Alejandro begged, the scene now a sunny day in front of Wawa Pahka Tau. "It's been a miserable life without you!"

"Now you come crawling back, I see! Sure, Alejandro! But you have to make it up to me. Meet me here tonight in my room. You better make me feel like a virgin again." Heather said. She walked back into the house and slammed the door. Alejandro sighed, but then smiled.

Heather was walking into the living room to find Bridgette, Crimson, and Dakota were standing there waiting for her. Heather glared at them. "What?" she asked furiously.

"Dean O'Halloran was killed in a car accident." Bridgette told her.

"Thank God! It's about time that bitch died! Which one of you sluts did it?" she asked.

"ME! ME! I did! I did! I loved when I hit her with that car!" Courtney popped in and exclaimed.

"Good job, Courtney!... Is what I would be saying if you actually killed her. You, my friend, don't have a car." Heather retorted at her.

"I-I. I'm your friend?" Courtney asked with hope in her eyes.

"Oh! Whoops! No! No no no no no no! You're not my friend. You are a hog-faced whore, and you will never be my friend." Heather yelled at her. She flipped her hair and stormed upstairs, her minions following her.

Carrie and Leshawna were talking in the hall. "I swear. I think Geoff is the killer. He's never been around anything." Carrie told her.

"Nah! It's Heather! She's gotta be the killer. She's a stone cold bitch!" Leshawna explained.

Leshawna and Heather met on the stairs. "Out of my way black Shakira wanna-be! Move your fat ass-" Heather began.

"AH HELL NAH! Hell no are you going to insult me! You think you're all Beyoncé, but hunny, yo ass flat and you one rude bitch. I'm tired of the way you boss us around. I'm running for Wawa president. And you're going to lose." Leshawna replied angrily. Heather gasped and stood there in shock while Leshawna and Carrie walked down the stairs.

"Seriously?" Carrie asked, also shocked.

"Yep! And that white girl going down." Leshawna said, grinning evilly. "See you later, baby!"

"Bye! Have fun on your algebra test!" Carrie said jokingly. Leshawna sighed and walked out.

As soon as Leshawna left, there was a knock. Carrie went to the door, and opened. She stood there in shock, then went up to hug him. Her dad was at the Wawa Pahka Tau.

"Dad? What are you doing here?" Carrie asked.

"I was just decided to drop in for a visit before I started teaching." Don told her.

"Teaching? You're teaching here? Oh my God-" Carrie sighed. Don hugged her again. "Why didn't you tell me?" She was now crying a little.

"I thought that I could keep a close eye on you because of the murders and be close to my girlfriend." He explained.

"Whoah! Girlfriend? When- How- Why- Who?" Carrie asked, surprised.

"I have to go! Class, remember? Anyway, we could have dinner tonight. You and me?" Don asked, opening the door.

"Sure!" Carrie responded nervously. Don smiled at her, then walked out. The door closed behind him, and Carrie started to cry again. Heather came down stairs.

"Touching family reunion! Really. Anyway, I have a proposal for you." Heather said. Carrie glared at her.

"Whatever it is, I'm not doing it!" Carrie replied, turning her head.

"Well... You're stubborn. Here's the deal, I'll give you one hundred thousand dollars to get Leshawna to not run for Wawa president." Heather said, grinning evilly. Carrie stood there in the main entry, pondering this. "Money!" Carrie thought harder. "You will get lots of money!" Heather reminded her. Carrie turned to her with hopeful eyes. Heather smiled.

The scene cut to MacArthur walking around the WPT house with a taser. She did a forward roll. "Nobody can get past Valentina Escobar!" She laughed. She then walked into Heather's closet. "THIS IS BIGGER THAN MY OWN APARTMENT!" She touched the clothes put on shawls, and started skipping around, smiling like a 5 year old.

The scene switched to the Dean's office. It was empty. Kelly sat down in the empty chair and changed the name plaque. She inhaled deeply then exhaled. Her phone rang. "What now?" "He's doing what?" "Baby, you need to take him out tonight!" "He's out of control!" "Okay. Bye."

A bed was creaking quickly. Alejandro was ton top of Heather. Heather was groaning. "I. Love. That We. Are Back. Together. Forever!" Heather said. Alejandro stopped and looked at her strangely.

"Forever?" Alejandro asked, removing himself from on top of Heather to next to her.

"Not forever...but maybe?" Heather said, smiling. Alejandro got up and walked towards her bathroom, he has his pants on.

"I'm gonna wash up." He said. Heather pouted once the door shut.

He shut the door, and turned on the lights on. The Red Devil was behind him. Alejandro put water in his hands then threw it on his face. He looked in the mirror and saw the Red Devil. He gasped. The Red Devil removed his mask. "No! It can't be!" Alejandro gasped.

Dave stood before him. "You were killed! You were dead!" Alejandro said, scared.

"Well, guess what? I'm the Red Devil! I faked my own death so that suspicions dropped." he explained. He pulled out a knife. "But I have to get to the treasure before she does."

"Treasure? She? Who's-" Alejandro began to ask. But Dave held up his knife. Alejandro screamed. Blood splattered on the mirror and Alejandro fell.

"Alejandro!! Are you okay?! Alejandro!" Heather screamed, banging on the door. Alejandro stopped screaming and the door creaked open. Then there was a crash. Heather opened the door to see Alejandro's dead body. The window was destroyed. Heather screamed.

The scene changed to a pair of red high heels walking down the hall. The camera switched up to her lips and white nose. Her black gloves reached for a door knob. and opened it. Crimson sat on her bed and opened her computer, her gothic makeup was back on, but her white wig was in a pony tail. "Hey." she greeted over Skype to another goth.

"Hey" he responded. "I heard about the killer on campus. Have you set up the ritual?"

"Not yet, because Heather changed me into some plastic girl. But all of these murders are going too fast, Ennui. I don't know if I can continue this any longer." Crimson said, solemnly. The camera zoomed out of her room to Dakota listening in. She had a wide-eyed expression on her face, then she smirked.

The pledges were sitting in the living room. Heather, Bridgette, and Lindsay walked down the stairs. "Hello, America's Next Top Model Rejects! We're going to play a game called Truth or Dare - Cocaine Style. And where's Dakota?" Heather asked furiously. Everyone looked around.

"Here I am!" Dakota announced "And do I have something for you!" She walked down stairs. "I know who the killer is!"

"Really? Who?" Carrie asked, surprised.

"Crimson!" Dakota yells. Everyone gasps, except Crimson, who still looks as she always does. "I overheard her taking to another goth and she was like, "OMG Dracula, I'm like like like so the killer! It's like my gothic secret mission! LOL!'"

"I never said that." Crimson responded.

"That does sound very convincing." Heather stated.

"That was my boyfriend, Ennui. I was just telling him about the murders on campus." Crimson said. Dakota looked embarrassed.

"Oh," she said shyly, backing away, "Then I'll just-" She didn't finish. She ran up the stairs as fast as she could in heels.

"Well I got to go! I have to go see my dad!" Carrie said getting up. She waved goodbye and walked out the main door.

The scene switched to a hotel room. The room wad tinted red. There were three couches around the fire and a coffee table in the middle of them. Off to the side there was a kitchen and a table with six chairs, two occupied by Dave and the Red Devil. Kelly walked in.

"Well. I see you two are just hanging out like the kids do thee days!" Kelly laughed. "Why did you call this meeting, Dave? Oh, and hello, baby!" She greeted the Red Devil.

"Kelly, I just want to thank you for a lot that you've done for us. But that's where it ends." Dave said. Kelly frowned.

"What?" She asked, backing up. Dave walked towards her, until they were in the kitchen.

"You're the weakest link here! You've done nothing to help us get it!" Dave yelled at her. Kelly looked taken aback.

"I ran Blaineley over! That's helping!" Kelly retorted. "I now have control of the school!"

"So? You don't do anything! It's just me and baby over here doing the dirty work. But after we get the treasure, you're just going to take it and buy a private island for you and your boyfriend!" Dave yelled at her again. He grabbed a knife out of a drawer and raised it up. "You have to go."

Kelly gasped. She saw the knife in his hands and started to panic. The Red Devil also grabbed a knife, so that he could take in on the killing action. Kelly's back was against the oven. "Bye Kelly!" Dave said, smiling. He swung his knife towards her, but stopped, and dropped the knife. The Red Devil had stabbed Dave in the back, literally and figuratively. Dave turned around. He gave the Red Devil a pleading look, then fell to the ground.

Kelly sighed. The Red Devil grabbed the knife out of Dave's back and held it up, as if to kill Kelly now. She screamed. The Red Devil waved his hands in a joking manner, and Kelly started to laugh. "Oh my God! That was scary!" Kelly laughed. The Red Devil also bent down from the hilarious moment that just happened.

The scene switched to a Starbucks where Carrie and Don were talking.

"And that's how I bought the homeless man lunch." Don said, finishing the story. They both started laughing.

"Okay, dad. Seriously. Who's your girlfriend?" Carrie asked.

Don sighed. He looked at her. "Her name is... Rachel."

"Never heard of her. Got a picture?" Carrie asked, now smiling. Don pulled out his phone and started going through pictures. He showed her one of a white girl in a white pant suit and big blonde hair. Carrie gasped. "What's wrong?"

"That's not Rachel! That's Kelly!" Carrie told him.

"Your crazy! Her name is Rachel!" Don argued.

"She's the evil mother of Wawa Pahka Tau." Carrie responded loudly. Heads were turning. Carrie sunk down in her chair. "Sorry. I just don't like her."

"I also have something else to tell you." Don said. "You know Jo? The lesbian girl that was in your sorority?" Carrie nodded her head. "I don't know how to put this... but... I killed her."
The camera flipped to a shocked Carrie, then to a shameful Don.

### Heads or Tails

"You what?!" Carrie screamed in terror, standing up.

"I know, I know," Don tried to comfort her, reaching for her wrists, "Rachel put me up this I swear-" Carrie wrenched her wrists away from him.

"Number one! Her name is Kelly! Not Rachel! Number Two! Why did you do that? Oh my God." Carrie yelled, they were now out of the restaurant. "You're the Red Devil!"

"No no no no no! I'm not! Rachel is!" Don argued. Trying to get hold of Carrie.

"Her name is Kelly! And yes, Dad! You killed someone! You're crazy!" Carrie cried, actually crying.

"Carrie-" he began.

"Get away from me!" Carrie screamed at him. She ran away into the night.

The scene switched to the McLean house. Only Geoff and Trent remained.

"House meeting!" Geoff yelled.

"We're the only ones left." Trent told him. Geoff looked shocked, then disappointed.

"Oh. Right." Geoff said.

"Hey. Don't let death take us down. How about we do the most manliest thing ever!" Trent said, excited. Geoff beamed.

"Like, what?" Geoff asked, also excited.

"Really?" Geoff asked, the scene now the two getting a massage at a spa.

"Yeah!" Trent smiled. "This is so manly!"

"Okay." Geoff agreed.

The scene now switched to Dakota in her bath. The bubbles were in the perfect spot so that you couldn't see her genital areas (because that's gross you pervs) . Music was playing. Taylor Swift's Wildest Dreams. The door creaked open. She looked around.

"Very funny, Crimson!" Dakota yelled. She closed her eyes again. The song switched to Bad Blood. Dakota sang along, in a bad, quiet voice. The Red Devil stood next to the bathtub. The Red Devil reached out his hands and grabbed Dakota's head. She screamed. The Red Devil pushed her under water. She struggled, still screaming underwater. The Red Devil pushed her down more. Dakota grabbed the Red Devil and tried to get out. But the struggle became lesser and lesser until it stopped. The Red Devil released his hands and walked away. Dakota's lifeless body sunk to the bottom.

Leshawna was in the kitchen, eating a Subway Ham sandwich, when Heathr came in.

"Oh hey, Leshawna! Have you thought about forfeiting your campaign for Wawa president?" Heather asked her.

"I ain't giving up!" Leshawna said, taking a bite out of her sandwich.

"Oh really, because the votes are going to be five to one.Four to two if Courtney decides to flip." Heather explains to her.

"Actually," said MacArthur walking in with a fur coat, a white skirt, and a nice white t-shirt, "I checked up stairs. Dakota's dead. Drowned. However, I asked the Dean. And she said I was to be the caretaker or mother of this house. And I'm voting for Leshawna. 3-3, sister." Heather gasped.

"Are those- my clothes?!" Heather shrieked. MacArthur smiled deviously.

"You bet your ass! It's shocking that you wear the same size as me." MacArthur told her.

"Wha-You- UGh! You'll pay!" Heather yelled at her, she stormed out of the room and stomped upstairs.

"Thanks, girl." Leshawna thanked MacArthur. "Is Dakota really dead?"

"Yup." MacArthur told her.

"Wow. Maybe I have a shot then." Leshawna smiled.

The scene switched to outside a starbucks where Bridgette, Lindsay, and Crimson were talking.

"So. Who do you think is the killer?" Bridgette asked.

"I think it's Heather. She's always been close to the murders." Lindsay responded.

"How did she kill Taylor?" Bridgette asked.

"She obviously had an accomplice." Lindsay said.

"How do you even know that word?" Bridgette asked.

Lindsay pointed at a kid blowing bubbles. "Bubbles!" Lindsay exclaimed.

"Exactly." Bridgette said sarcastically. She looked at Crimson. "How about you?"

Crimson took a sip of her coffee. "I know exactly who it is."

"Who?" Bridgette asked. Crimson gave her a usual look, than squinted her eyes a little. Bridgette gasped.

"OH MY GOD A SPIDER!!! AAGGGGHHHH!!!" Lindsay screamed.

"Don't be such a baby!" Bridgette scolded her.

Lindsay continued to scream.

Courtney was in the Wawa living room reading a book. She also had a lot of books surrounding her on the coffee table and a laptop next to her. She was looking up and down from computer to book. Her words ran over the scene. "Last week, I was jumping over puzzles, you know, because it was raining. And I there was this one puddle that was really big. So I took a running start and, at first, I wasn't going to make it, but then, for about 6 seconds, I levitated over the puddle. I did the research and I came to the ultimate conclusion..."

The scene swapped to Courtney standing before the girls. "I am the long lost daughter of Superman!" she announced. Everyone was in shock, except Crimson, of course.

"And what made you believe this?" Heather asked.

"I did the research on Superman in the movie he made, and we have the same personality traits." Courtney explained, "And I went to this porn website and he was banging my mom!"

"Oh my god!" Heather wheezed, holding in puke.

"So, you saw your mom and supposed dad have sex?" Lindsay asked.

"Yep!" Courtney exclaimed.

"And you're not affected by this?" Carrie asked. "Not weirded out or... disturbed?"

"Please. After my dad left my mom, I would come home from my friends house and she would be on the couch with a random guy. It happened so much I got used to it." Courtney explained.

"Oh." Carrie replied, confused and disgusted.

"Whoah whoah whoah! Wait! Wait. You had... friends?" Heather asked in surprise.

Courtney gave a glare, and Heather shrugged. "Just asking."

"And are you sure you're actually related?" Leshawna asked, in doubt.

"Yeah! I mean, Superman's not real. Iron Man is, but not Superman." MacArthur commented.

"HE IS REAL, BITCH! Like your "boyfriend in Malibu" is real!" Courtney responded furiously, yelling and looking insane.

"Oh, right, he's not real!" "MacArthur yelled sarcastically, "Here!" she pulls up her phone. "Here is Brody!" Courtney looked at her phone and pouted.

There was a moment of silence before somebody said anything.

"On that cheerful note, let's vote. MacArthur." Carrie said, she nodded to MacArthur. MacArthur stood up.

"We are now about to embark on a ceremony to decide who will become the next Wawa president. Leshawna has challenged current president, Heather, to take the presidency. One by one, we will each take a slip of paper and write the name of who we want as president in secret. Then we will fold the paper and place it in the chest. I will mix up the votes and read them. The candidate who has the most votes in the end will become president. We will now vote." MacArthur announced, reading off the piece of paper. MacArthur sat down and wrote down a name.

MacArthur passed on the pen and stack of pink paper to Bridgette. She wrote down a name. Heather glared at Leshawna, and she returned the glare. Lindsay wrote down a name. Carrie looked nervous and squeezed Leshawna's hand. Courtney passed the two papers and pen to Carrie. She turned herself away from Leshawna and wrote down a name. She gave the last paper to Crimson. She took the pen and wrote down a name and placed it in the chest. Heather got up and closed the chest. She picked it up and shook it twice then placed it down and set it.

"As house captain I will read the votes." Heather said, opening the chest. She grabbed the first piece of paper. "Leshawna." Heather groaned. "OMG! Me! Yay!" Lindsay clapped. "Me again!" "Ew! Leshawna!" "YAY ME!" she opened the last piece of paper. "And I am president again!" Carrie stood up and snatched the paper from her.

"This says Leshawna!" Carrie exclaimed. Heather shrugged.

"Well I tried..." Heather said.

"Well. What happens for a tie?" Courtney asked.

MacArthur looked at her cheat-sheet. "You have to flip a coin. Current president calls first." MacArthur grabbed a quarter out of her purse.

MacArthur stood in the middle of the living room, Heather to her left and Leshawna to her right. MacArthur got the coin ready. The coin went into the air. Heather and Leshawna looked at it in fear. Heather opened her mouth, but the scene switched to the massage place.

Trent and Geoff were getting massages, a curtain separating them. "You know Trent, this is great." Geoff said, smiling as the lady rubbed his back. He groaned happily.

"I know, right!" Trent said. The camera switched to Geoff's massage therapist. The Red Devil gave her a handful of money and pointed his thumb to the door. She was nervous, but accepted.

"I'll be... right back." she said, running out of the room. He pulled out a chainsaw.

"Okay." Geoff responded.

The Red Devil moved into the other curtain-walled room, where Trent was. The Red Devil started up his chainsaw. "This must be the motorized part of the massage!" Trent yelled. Geoff gave out some sort of agreeing noise. Geoff looked over to Trent side. There was a scream. The the curtain was lined with blood that was dripping down the curtain. Geoff got up, pulling the towel up with him.

### How to Get Away With Murder

The girls were standing around Heather and Leshawna. They were glaring at each other. Leshawna had the coin and got ready to flip it.

"You realize I am the queen at coin-flipping." Heather reminded her. Leshawna rolled her eyes.

"Flipping a coin is pure luck." Leshawna corrected. Heather groaned.

"Just flip it!" Heather shouted. Leshawna flipped the coin. "Heads!" Heather shouted, The camera flipped to Heather and Leshawna glaring at each other, then the coin spinning in the air, then Lindsay, who was scared, then a wide-eyed Carrie, then the coin, then Heather and Leshawna again. The coin hit the floor and was spinning in a circle.

"Just land already!" Heather yelled at the coin. The coin stopped spinning... it was directly on it's side!

"What the hell is this!" Heather said, shocked.

"Well according to the book of rules," Courtney said pulling out a huge book and blowing the dust off, "If the coin lands on it's side, the two people running would be co-presidents."

"Oh! Well that's just great!" Heather yelled sarcastically. "How am I supposed to co-reign with... with... LESHAWNA?!"

Leshawna burst up laughing. "In your face, Heather!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Heather screamed as she stormed upstairs.