Indiana Jones raided my panty drawer

## Overview

"Indiana Jones raided my panty drawer" is the 26th episode of the Hippo Saga.

Master Chief has just gotten a new pair of Jordan shoes which Astolfo suspects of being fake. Before they can properly find out the truth, an archeologist bursts through the door and steals Astolfo's clothes. Astolfo and his friends team up to get his stuff back.

## Original Video Description:

The boys are back for fortune and glory! Holes get put in their plans tho.

Solve and uncover the ancient mystery of whether Master Chief’s Jordans are real!

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## Characters

#### Main characters:

* Master Chief
* Astolfo
* Hippo
* Tahu
* Turskit

## Transcript

Astolfo: Yep! uh-huh! Ah~! Just what I thought! Aha~ Your Jordan's? Fake as fu-

Master Chief: Impossible. Everything I wear is *name brand*.

Astolfo: Those aren't even fashion brands, and your shoes are painted on!

Master Chief: They're authentic!

Astolfo: Swear on your mama!

Master Chief: I don't have a mom.

Turskit: Cool. Your mom's dead? Does that mean you can lie whenever you want?

Master Chief: Yes

Astolfo: Well then... I'll have to use my advanced interrogation tactics. TAKE HIM TO THE SKULL CRUSHER!

Master Chief: What?

Astolfo: THE TRUTH!

Master Chief: They're *real!*

Indiana Jones: What is this?

Astoflo: This is none of your business. Also, who are you and why are you in my house?

Indiana Jones: I'm an archaeologist.

Astolfo: Cool! Just like...

Inaidana Jones: Now give me your stuff.

Astolfo: WHAT? It's not archeology if you take our stuff while we're alive!

Master Chief: How much hair dye DO YOU USE!?

Astolfo: Oh, I'm sorry Master! Are your stoppers okay?

Master Chief: Come on. Like I'd ever take them out of the plastic. Now... where is that guy?

Astolfo: He's raiding my panty drawer!

Turskit: Yup, he got everything.

Tahu: Gurl... At least he didn't get my Timbs.

Hippo: Bruh, yo shoes so fake, they non-existent!

Tahu: Bring em back!

Astolfo: Ooooh.. What am I going to wear now? Master doesn't like it when I freeball it in the kitchen!

Master Chief: Correct.

Turskit: You can wear my clothes... lemme just take them off!

Astolfo: WAIT! Those won't fit!

Turskit: ... Yeah, you right.

Master Chief: What's not right is why he only took *your* stuff! My stuff's way cooler!

Astolfo: Oh no! You think he's gonna wear my clothes?

Master Chief: Don't fill my head with intrusive thoughts! GYAH!

Turskit: Guys, this is exactly what the Archeologists want; for us to argue about the past.

Tahu: That's why we make our own future!

Astoflo: Yeah! Let's go get my stuff! Uh... Where's the car?

Master Chief: I sold it. Needed the cast to buy something cool.

Tahu: Guys, I see him!

Turskit: Goth giiirl... kick!

Astolfo: Okay dinosaur man, why’d you steal all my clothes?

Indiana Jones: The Museum I work for was conducting research on "artifacts" like yours. They seemed to have the power to take the manliest and corrupt him into *"something else"*. If the wrong people were to get ahold of its power, they could turn an entire nation’s fighting force into…

Random Soldier: Hey guys! I’m ready for battle~!

Astolfo: Well, it doesn't seem to affect me. Also, if you wanted my dirty clothes, you could just buy them like everyone else has been doing.

Indiana Jones: WHAT? WHO?

Astolfo: Oooh, the shadow governme-

Master Chief: Hey! Why didn't you steal my J's?

Indiana Jones: The Museum doesn't want fakes.

## Trivia

* Indiana Jones's statements bout Astolfo's clothes being able to turn men into Femboys was already displayed back during the events of the episode "Masterchief becomes a femboy" in which Astolfo takes off his own clothes and puts them on Master Chief, transforming him into a femboy on the spot.
* Indiana Jones is never referred to in the video by name, and is called "Knock Off Indy" in the video description.
* This is the third time Indiana Jones is referenced, as Indiana Jones (albeit Lego Indiana Jones) is referenced in "Master Chief gets Annoyed at Game Stop" and "I sell my soul at a Planet Fitness".
* Astolfo's true hair color is revealed to be white in this episode (and that he merely dyes it pink) as well as the fact that he appears to have cat ears.
* Astolfo's hair being long and white,, Master Chief's armor being pink, and Astolfo's pink hair dye spilled all over the kitchen are all carried over into the next episode.
* During the events of this episode, Jiko had gone missing (as she has not been seen with the group since "Why is my Home School Teacher so Cute?"), so there's a "Missing Cat Girl" poster of her within the background of the episode.
* When Hippo responds to Tahu's Timbs by saying "Bruh, yo shoes so fake, they non-existent!", Tahu's Timbs to disappear. They are not seen again during the rest of the video or in any subsequent videos, implying they were imaginary this entire time.