Asherpate's cars series 4 episode 2: 1996 Goodwrench Service 400

The winner is Dale Earnhardt. But sadly, Jeff Gorvette didn't lead any laps, and what's even sadder is that he's out on lap 130 due to an engine failure which makes this episode somewhat boring.

## The Episode

In this race, one of Billy Oilchanger's pitties (not Dudley Spare) squeezed a glue bottle and sent glue on the track. And then racer Rusty Wallace went on the glue and got stuck. This caused him to take out Chuck Armstrong and others.

## Transcript

Jeff Gorvette: I'm sad that I've crashed in the Florida 500 after winning the championship last season.

Ponchy Wipeout: I'm sad too because I crashed in my first race.

Dale Earnhardt: Don't worry guys. You two can win this race!

Rolwey Boltstrike: Yeah! I won the rookie of the year award last season, and I may win the Piston Cup this season!

Chuck Armstrong: I agree with my teammate!

(qualifying)

Ray Reverham: Ok! You will be the outside pole sitter!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And the race is on!

Jeff Gorvette: Let's do this!

(lap 107)

Billy Oilchnager: WHY ARE YOU STILL BLOCKING ME!

Rusty Wallace: HA HA HA! YOU ARE A BIG LOSER!

Billy Oilchnager: HEY, CREW! BRING A BOTTLE OF GLUE TO THE PITS!

Dudley Spare: Ok! We're bringing glue!

Billy's 2nd pitty: Give me the bottle of glue!

Dudley Spare: Here you go!

(Billy's 2nd pitty takes the glue bottle to the track)

Billy's 2nd pitty: It's show time! (squeezez the bottle of glue on the track)

Billy Oilchnager: Thanks crew! (passes Rusty Wallace)

Rusty Wallace: (drive on the glue and gets stuck) WHAT! (gets hit by Chuck Armstrong)

Chuck Armstrong: OW! (takes out Bill Racelott)

Ken Squier: OH! There's a big crash! Big crash on the tri-oval!

Ned Carrett: Rusty Wallace, Chuck Armstrong, Bill Racelott, Kyle Trackson, Johnathan Melter, Ernie Gearson and I think Larry Smith got involved!

Ken Squier: But Jeff Gorvette made it through!

Spike: It may be caused by one of Billy Oilchanger's pitties who poored a bottle of glue on the race track, and when Rusty drove into it, he gets stuck and takes out 6 cars.

Ray Reverham: The caution is out.

Jeff Gorvette: (drives by Rusty Wallace) Have fun being stuck on the glue, Rusted Waless!

Rusty Wallace: UGH!

(lap 130)

(Jeff Gorvette blows an egine)

Ned Carrett: Oh no! Jeff Gorvette is blowing an engine!

Spike: 2 DNFs in a row since the Florida 500. He will maybe win next race.

Ray Reverham: It's over.

Jeff Gorvette: Again? I think I'm in a downfall this season after winning the 1995 Piston Cup.

Ray Reverham: It's ok. We'll get it next time.

(finish)

Ken Squier: And Dale Earnhardt wins this race. Ponchy Wiepout, the rookie will be in 3rd behind Dale Carrett in 2nd!

Dale Earnhardt: Yeah! I won after 2 races of finishing 2nd in the 1995 Dinoco 400 and the 1996 Florida 500!

Dale Carrett: Wow! Our finishes switch from where we finished last race in the Florida 500!

Ponchy Wipeout: WHOOOOOOO! My first top 5! YES! Finaly, I finished 3rd place after my DNF in the Florida 500!

Dale Carrett: I see that, Ponchy!

Dale Earnhardt: That's good for a rookie like when Rowley Boltstrike finished 2nd in his 2nd race!

Rowley Boltstrike: So, Ponchy! Ready to be the next rookie star after me?

Ponchy Wipeout: Yes!