Klootzag

* **Overview**
* Gallery
* Abilities
* Relationships

> "UNGA!"
> Klootzag/Bastard Cat
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**Klootzag** is an Alien creature from the unknown zones of The Canvas, and a scourge to the Cum Zone and Gregface's safety.

## Design

***Klootzag** has the capacity to take on several forms, but tends to alternate between four:*

**Standard:** Klootzag takes the form of a white humanoid cat with a large mouth that takes up the entirety of its head. Inside that mouth, a single cycloptic eye sits. Whilst in this form, Klootzag is pudgy and practically unkillable by non-piercing means, becoming bouncy and unharmable by bludgeoning.

**Buffzag:** Klootzag takes on the form of a large, muscular human male (besides the head) and loses his squishiness, becoming hard and solid. The trade off for extreme strength is his new vulnerability to attacks, which he lacks in his standard form.

**Mawzag:** Klootzag rarely takes this form except in life-threatening circumstances. In this form, he practically becomes a large oily monster of swelling mass, which rolls towards foes. Extremely deadly even just to touch, this form combines the hardiness of Klootzag's standard form and the deadliness of Buffzag, but requires extreme mental strain from himself.

**Femzag:** Less a combat form and more a manipulation/mocking form, Klootzag takes on the form of a voluptuous human female with desirable body traits to whoever he happens to be in front of. Although not strenuous to him to maintain, he dislikes using this form purely because it feels emasculating to him.

**True Bastard:** Legend has it, that in the end times, the True Bastard will arise...

## Personality

**Klootzag** is extremely crafty. Behind his scheming, evil interior, he shows a sexually driven, smug and mocking outer self who pursues people he finds attractive (which is most of them). Whenever you see Klootzag "checking out" somebody, he's most likely instead getting an idea of how he could use that person. This is why you will often see him staring at people or touching them, though its often mistaken as sexual in nature.

Klootzag comes from another world, far beyond the reaches of The Canvas. After finding himself in the plane, he took to his work with impunity, gathering information on

## Backstory

From another world, Klootzag's motives are a mystery to The Canvas...

However, through extensive research, Jen and Gregface have realised his plot to absorb the messages from people by use of his power to achieve his true form and call forth the other Bastard Cats. Because of this, Jen has begun actively avoiding Klootzag in an attempt to slow his path to overthrowing Gregface down.

## Storyline

So far, Klootzag has disguised his plot of absorbing powers from the bodies of men and women throughout The Canvas from most. Using his cute, squishy form, he has touched the bodies of many members of the plane, and is close to gaining his true form...

But, to achieve that, he must touch one more:

*Jen.*

## Power

*Klootzag has kept his abilities hidden from the members of The Canvas for a long time, as its impossible to tell when he's using it...*

#### **Bastard's Absorption**

Klootzag possesses the ability to steal messages from the bodies of people he is touching. It's quite literally impossible to tell when he's using it, apart from that he needs to be making physical contact with their skin to do so. Because of this, he often disguises the reason for his obsession with other member's butts as purely sexual or joking in nature.

Although it doesn't harm the member he's touching's message count, it does raise his own. However, he can only receive a certain amount of power from any one person - that amount being dictated by the amount of messages said member has - so he searches for powerful members usually.

#### **Potential**

Nobody yet knows what Klootzag's true form is capable of, but no doubt it would bring about the end of The Canvas if the creature so chose to...

#### **Counter**

Klootzag's power drains messages. When using these messages to take on different forms, he loses said absorbed messages more. In other words, he only has a limited amount of time he can take on forms - time being based on how powerful the form is/ how many messages he's borrowed - so the best way to defeat Klootzag is to simply wait out his form until he returns to his normal form.

## Trivia

* Klootzag vibrates violently when aroused or excited.
* Klootzag's eye - like most Bastard Cats - is found in the back of his throat.
* Because of this bizarre anatomy, he has to close his eye when eating.
* Klootzag's standard form can be bounced like a basketball or a handball.
* He is the runt of his litter.
* Klootzag floats on water to a point where he cannot swim beneath it without floating back up.
* He has a connection to Booti that nobody is aware of.
* His teeth are retractable.
* Even though most of his deviant acts aren't sexual in intention, he still likes butts.
* Does he wink or blink? Nobody knows. Not even he knows.

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