Greenhorne (town)

*This article is about the town located in Greenhorne region. For the region itself, see Greenhorne.*

## Greenhorne (town)

Greenhorne town's location on the overworld map.

### Inhabitants

Mii characters

**Greenhorne** (Japanese: **サイショーの町** *Saisho no machi*;First Town) is one of the first areas of the game and is one of the areas playable in the demo. It is the first area the player can move around and talk to other Miis. Greenhorne is a small village west of Greenhorne Castle in the Easin Hills area that the player arrives at after encountering monsters while seeking help, and is the first area attacked by the Dark Lord. The town has a small population of 8.

## Carefree Guide

The Carefree Guide is a villager of Greenhorne and is one of the first Miis to lose their face to the Dark Lord. After his face is stolen, he will become the Butterfly "Carefree Guide" until being defeated by the player in Easin Hills. He is known for his carefree and laid-back attitude.

**Quotes**
* *"Bit boring today... Huh? What's up with you? Monsters with people's faces?! Gyahaha! You gotta be kidding me! Greenhorne's a peaceful place. A place to leave all your woes behind."*

* [Right before the Dark Lord first appears] *"Hey! What's that?"*

* [As his face gets stolen] *"Eeeeek!"*

* *"Oh! Is my face back on? That's a relief. Sticking all those faces on monsters... Who'd even do that?! Anyway, thank you."*

* *"That Dark Lord bloke who showed up out of nowhere... [Dark Lord's Name], was it? What hole did he crawl out from? Hmm... ... No skin off my nose..."*
* *"What a sleepy day. Ah! An adventurer! Welcome to Greenhorne. This place WAS being tormented by the Dark Lord... but now it's quiet... and a bit boring. Well, I suppose I'd better put my feet up."*

## Cheery Granny

The Cheery Granny is a villager of Greenhorne and is one of the first Miis to lose their face to the Dark Lord. She appears to run a small shop stand in Greenhorne. She is known for her cheery and upbeat personality. After having her face stolen, she will briefly become Imp "Cheery Granny". When you rescue her face and return to her, she will reward you with some Sharp Stew.

**Quotes**
* *"Oh joyous day! Isn't the weather just be-YEW-tiful? Oh! An adventurer! Why the long face? You can't go around looking like that! Come on, give us a smile! You know you want to. A smile brings happiness!"*

* [Right before the Dark Lord first appears] *"What? Where? Oh!"*

* *"My smile's back! I'm as happy as a... really happy person! Adventurer... You've done so much for us. Let me show you my gratitude."*

* "*Oh, joyous day! I never knew how important a face was. You can't smile for a start. Time to make up for lost time! Haha!*"
* *"Oh, joyous day! I'm in such a good mood today. I need a good old chuckle. Come on, laugh with me now! Hahahaha!"*

## Sassy Child

The Sassy Child is a villager of Greenhorne, the child of the Worried Mother, and are known for his childish personality. He is one of the first Miis to lose their face to the Dark Lord. After his face is stolen, he briefly become the Mini "Sassy Child" Slime before being defeated by the player in Easin Hills.

The Sassy Child is seen once more, having wandered out of town later on when the Besmirched Noble's Son attempts to save him himself after an outing in the fields turns hazardous after being cornered by three Goblins.

**Quotes**
* *"Wheeeee! Whoo-hooooo! I'm a dragon! Raaaarrr!"*

* [Right before the Dark Lord first appears] *"What is it, Mommy?"*

* [As his face gets stolen] *"Waaaa!"*

* *"Yippee, I'm back! I'm fine!"*

* "*Wheeeee! Whoo-hooooo! I'm the Dark Lord! Gimmie your face! Mwaa ha ha haaaa!*"
* "*Wheeeee! Whoo-hooooo! I'm a goblin! Gobble gobble gobble!*"

## Worried Mother

The Worried Mother is a villager of Greenhorne and is the mother of the Sassy Child. She gives the player the Antique Charm in exchange for helping to rescue her child's face. She is known for being very worried and protective of her child. She is one of three residents of Greenhorne who don't get their faces stolen, so she can give the charm to the player.

**Quotes**
* *"Stop it, [Sassy Child's Name]! Calm down, or you'll hurt yourself! This child has me at my wits' end! Oh! An adventurer. Please excuse me. My child has so much energy! It's hard for me to keep up."*

* [Right before the Dark Lord first appears] *"Oh! Goodness!"*

* [As the Sassy Child's face gets stolen] *"My little [Sassy Child's Name]!"*

* *"[Sassy Child's Name]! My poor baby! Don't panic... Don't panic... Oh! Adventurer! I beg you, please! Please help my [Sassy Child's Name]!"*

* [If the player says "Yes"] *"Oh... Thank you ever so much!"*

* *"...I know! Please take this. It's our family's good-luck charm. I fear the Dark Lord still lurks nearby. Could you maybe take a look around outside town?"*
* *"[Sassy Child's Name]! Are you OK? You're not hurt, are you? Oh, thank the stars! And thank YOU, kind traveler! Please, take this gift as a mother's appreciation."*

* "*No, [Sassy Child's Name]! Will you behave! The Dark Lord will steal your face off again!*"

* *"No, [Sassy Child's Name]! You can't just go running off! Please! Mommy can't take much more worry!"*

## Lovey-Dovey Couple

### Lovey-Dovey Couple (Man)

The Lovey-Dovey Man is a villager of Greenhorne, and is always seen together talking with the Lovey-Dovey Woman. He is known for being very romantic and doting to the Lovey-Dovey Woman. When you rescue the Lovey-Dovey Woman's face, he will reward you with three Game Tickets. He does not get his face stolen.

**Quotes**
* [To Love-Dovey Woman] *"D'awww... You're so cute [Lovey-Dovey Woman's Name]! I feel like I'm dreaming..."*

* [Right before the Dark Lord first appears] *"[Lovey-Dovey Woman's Name]..."*

* [As the Lovey-Dovey Woman's face gets stolen] *"[Lovey-Dovey Woman's Name]!"*

* [After the Lovey-Dovery Woman's face returns] *"Thank you so much. Looking good!"*

* [To Lovey-Dovey Woman] "*D'awww...Was it scary? There, there...*"

### Lovey-Dovey Couple (Woman)

The Lovey-Dovey Woman is a villager of Greenhorne and is one of the first Miis to lose their face to the Dark Lord. They are always seen together talking with the Lovey-Dovey Man. She is known for being very romantic and doting to the Lovey-Dovey Man. After having her face stolen, she briefly becomes "Lovey-Dovey Woman" Mouse.

**Quotes**
* [To Lovey-Dovey Man] *"Tee hee hee! No you're cute [Lovey-Dovey Man's Name]! Shall I pinch you? Tee hee hee!"*

* [Right before the Dark Lord first appears] *"[Lovey-Dovey Man's Name]!"*

* [As her face gets stolen] *"Ahhh!"*

* *"Look! It's back! It's all thanks to this adventurer. Much better!"*

* [To Lovey-Dovey Man]: "*Tee hee hee! Oh, it was terrifying! Tee hee...*"
* [To Lovey-Dovery Man; an alternate line later in-game in comparison to first interaction] *"You're so sweet, [Lovey-Dovery Man's Name]!"*

## Sarcastic Guy

The Sarcastic Guy is a villager of Greenhorne and is one of the first Miis to lose their face to the Dark Lord. He is known for being sarcastic. After his face is stolen, he briefly becomes Rocky "Sarcastic Guy". After you return his face to him, he will reward you with 10 G.

**Quotes**
* *"What? We don't see your type often. You here visiting or something?"*

* [If the player says "Yes"] *"Huh, some kind of relaxation vacation, is it? Must be so nice for you. I'm sooo jealous..."*

* [Right before the Dark Lord first appears] *"This can't be good."*
* *"Ah, got my face back! I got mixed up with a bad'un. You're not a bad sort, I suppose. Fine. You deserve at least something."*

* "*What? You loitering or something? Oh, you're looking for the Dark Lord? And you plan to defeat him? I believe you... NOT!*"
* *"What? Oh, it's you. You going to beat that Dark Lord or what? I'm beside myself with anticipation... NOT!"*

## Dubious Mayor

The Dubious Mayor is the mayor of Greenhorne and gives the player the Mayor's Introduction after they save all the villagers of Greenhorne. He is not only known for being the mayor of Greenhorne and being concerned for his townsfolk, but also for being a coward. He does not get his face stolen.

Sometime after the protagonist defeats the Dark Lord, he will appear on the Travelers' Hub and will give a quest to conquer the True Nightmare Tower, as mice have been running amok all over Greenhorne.

**Quotes**
* *"Welcome, adventurer. I'm the mayor of this town. I take it you've spoken to all our townsfolk? Greenhorne's a nice town. But I'm the mayor, so I kinda have to say that. Huh?"*

* [Right before the Dark Lord first appears] *"Oh no! It's..."*

* *"Ohhh! It's terrible! Th-their f-faces!"*

* *"What? When did the town get back to normal? Oh, that's good news. Very good news indeed! Oh, adventurer. What? The Dark Lord went to the castle? That's bad! We're done for! Crikey... Adventurer, would you go after the Dark Lord? Well then... You'll need this to get into the castle. Oh... and please take care."*

* "*The Dark Lord [Dark Lord's Name] is headed for Greenhorne... Ah... This is the end! Crikey...*"
* *"Oh, adventurer... What will happen to the world? I'm so worried, I can't sleep at night... Crikey..."*
* [In his Level 17 True Nightmare Tower quest] "*Oh, umm... Do you have a moment? S-so... Lately... It's like this... The kingdom of Greenhorne is in another spot of bother... Monsters that look like mice have been running amok. And um... Well.. The king has only gone and told me to sort it out! I mean, as if I could do anything about it! So I came here in search of help. I know I'm asking a lot, but I beg you, please save Greenhorne!*"
* [Denying his quest] "*Y-you can't be serious... Whatever will I tell the king?*"
* [Accepting his quest] "*Oh, thank you, thank you! All I can do is tell you where we think the monsters come from. It seems their lair is in some hidden tower. Please, you have to save me— Erm, I mean the kingdom!*"

## Trivia

* The name "Greenhorne" is a reference to the word "greenhorn", meaning amateur or beginner, referencing its place in the game as the first town and part of the tutorial.
* In the Oceania region and European region, the Sassy Child is known as the "Cheeky Child".
* In the Oceania region and European region, the Sarcastic Guy is known as the "Sarky Bloke".
* The European version of the Switch gaves different default names for the roles:
	+ The default name for the Carefree Guide in the European region of the Switch version is Chilton.
	+ The default name for the Sassy Child in the European region of the Switch version is Denny.
	+ The default name for the Worried Mother in the European region of the Switch version is Alita.
	+ The default names for the Lovey Dovey Couple in the European region of the Switch version are named Harry and Sally, based off the movie, *When Harry Met Sally...*
	+ The default name for the Sacrastic Guy in the European region of the Switch version is Ronnie.
	+ The default name for the Dubious Mayor in the European region of the Switch version is Doofus.
* The default Miis used for the Sarcastic Guy, Lovey Dovey Couple, and Cheery Granny in the Switch version are identical to the Miis used in the Cat's, Pop Star's (Both Genders) and Flower's artwork, respectively, for the 3DS version, albeit with darker skin tones and a different eye color in the Sarcastic Guy’s case. The Lovey Dovey Man also has a completely different hairstyle.
* Additionally, the default Miis for the Carefree Guide and Worried Mother resemble Akira and Se-Young, respectively, who are two CPU Miis from Wii Sports Club.
* Although the Friend from Nimbus, Kidnapped Friend, and Lost/Abducted Friends in Travelers' Hub quests are shown wearing the clothing of Travelers in the Mii Cast menu, they will wear clothing identical to the male Greenhorne residents (i.e. Carefree Guide, Lovey-Dovey Man, and Sarcastic Guy) when being rescued

## Gallery

### Area

Greenhorne entrance, featuring the Carefree Guide.The Cheery Granny (left), the Sassy Child (second from right), and the Worried Mother (right).The Lovey-Dovey Couple.The Sarcastic Guy (left), and the Dubious Mayor (right).The Carefree Guide (middle) and Cheery Granny (right) as Greenhorne is in ruinThe Sassy Child (leftmost) and Worried Mother (next to the Sassy Child) as Greenhorne is in ruinThe Lovey-Dovey Couple (left, with the Lovey-Dovey Woman faceless) and the Sarcastic Guy (right) as Greenhorne is in ruinThe Dubious Mayor shaking in fear as Greenhorne is in ruinThe Carefree Guide (left) and the Cheery Granny (right) on *Miitopia* for Nintendo SwitchThe Cheery Granny (left), the Sassy Child (second from right) and the Worried Mother (right) on *Miitopia* for Nintendo SwitchThe Sassy Child (left), and the Worried Mother (right) on *Miitopia* for Nintendo SwitchThe Lovey-Dovey Couple (left) and the Sarcastic Guy (right) on *Miitopia* for Nintendo SwitchThe Sarcastic Guy (left) and the Dubious Mayor (right) on *Miitopia* for Nintendo SwitchBackground for Greenhorne (town).
### Characters

The Carefree Guide's European English default name.The Sassy/Cheeky Child's European English default name.The Worried Mother's European English default name.The Lovey-Dovey Couple (Man)'s European English default name.The Lovey-Dovey Couple (Woman)'s European English default name.The Sarcastic Guy/Sarky Bloke's European English default name.The Dubious Mayor's European English default name.The Carefree Guide's introductionThe Cheery Granny's introductionThe Sassy Child's introductionThe Worried Mother's introductionThe Worried Mother's introduction after the Dark Lord attacks GreenhorneThe Lovey-Dovey Couple's introductionThe Sarcastic Guy's introductionThe Dubious Mayor's introductionThe Dubious Mayor's introduction after the Dark Lord attacks GreenhorneThe Carefree Guide and the Cheery Granny looking up at the skyThe Worried Mother and the Sassy Child looking up at the skyThe Lovey-Dovey Couple looking up at the skyThe Sarcastic Guy looking up at the skyThe Protagonist and the Dubious Mayor looking up at the skyThe Cheery Granny's and the Carefree Guide's faces stolenThe Sassy Child's face stolen; the Worried Mother's is not, so she can give the Protagonist the charm.The Lovey-Dovey Woman's face stolen; the Lovey-Dovey Man's is not.The Sarcastic Guy's face stolenThe Dark Lord with the Cheery Granny's, the Carefree Guide's, the Sassy Child's, the Lovey-Dovey Woman's and the Sarcastic Guy's facesThe Mayor and the Protagonist shocked at the Dark Lord's arrivalThe Carefree Guide rendered facelessThe Cheery Granny rendered facelessThe Sassy Child rendered facelessThe Lovey-Dovey Woman rendered faceless, while her lover is left sulkingThe Sarcastic Guy rendered facelessThe faceless mini slime revealed alongside the Sassy Child's faceThe Carefree Guide's face foundThe Cheery Granny worrying as the Dark Lord keeps her face captiveThe Lovey-Dovey Woman's face foundThe Sarcastic Guy's face foundThe Sassy Child's face rescuedThe Carefree Guide's face rescuedThe Cheery Granny's face rescuedThe Lovey-Dovey Woman's face rescuedThe Sarcastic Guy's face rescuedThe Sassy Child recovering his faceThe Worried Mother thanking the protagonist for rescuing her sonThe Carefree Guide recovering his faceThe Cheery Granny recovering her faceThe Lovey-Dovey Woman recovering her faceThe Lovey-Dovey Couple celebrating the return of the Lovey-Dovey Woman's faceThe Sarcastic Guy recovering his faceThe Sassy Child being cornered by GoblinsThe Dubious Mayor in the True Nightmare Tower after defeating the Wild MouseThe Worried Mother sending a letter to the Protagonist mii.The Cheery Granny sending a letter to the Protagonist mii.The Noble's Son looking for the Sassy Child.