Retep vs Doodlebob

Wiz:The Universe is quite magnificent isn't it

Broomstick:It is the final frontier any of us would explore

Wiz: But the idea of more than one universe is incredible maybe their even cartoons...

Broomstick: Hehehe and in cartoons there's usually a main character running the operation somewhere

Wiz: But what would happen if the main character were to have an evil copy

Broomstick: Retep the Bad Peter Griffin with a green shirt

Wiz: And Doodlebob the schyco drawn version of SpongeBob

Broomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Broomstick

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons and abilities to figure out who would win a Death Battle

Retep

Wiz: In Family Guy Peter was always a dummy right well in one of the episodes Peter did a pretty dumb thing

Boomstick: Hell yeah he did due to Peter reckless driving and sticking his hand out the window it got knocked clean off his arm but somehow Peter just...uh...regenerated it back

Wiz: and because of this regeneration Peters first hand regenerated a whole entire new body but something went wrong in the process and this body became evil

Boomstick: And Bam Retep was born rocking reverse Peter colors

Wiz: Now Retep may seem like just another version of Peter but there are actually a couple of tricks Retep has up his sleeve

Boomstick: For one thing Retep is heavily armed and when I mean heavily I mean every weapon known to man

Wiz: Reteps basic tools are his 2 guns which he is not afraid to use to get his way

Boomstick: Retep also has himself probably the pointyest knife in the world capable of instantly cutting through anything

Wiz: Retep has many other weapons too but his most deadliest weapon...IS THE CIGARETTE..okay but really this isnt just your everyday smokestick

Boomstick: This bad boy right here can make Retep immune to basically any source of power it's like getting high but it's a power up hey Wiz you gotta try this stuff it's unbelievable

Wiz: get that outta my face

Wiz then slaps the cigarette out of Broomsticks hand

Boomstick: Hey

Wiz: Now Retep also moves very fast being able to make it back to the griffins house from the highway in relatively quick time the actual calculable speed for this he would have to be running more than 300 miles per hour per second assuming that he's running his fastest

Boomstick: And Retep is no slouch in the strength department either being able to brutaly beat an old lady to death with just his bare hands his arms also incredible I mean i couldn't get a perfect rock throw on a dog and land it successfully trust me (sigh) im still tryin (sigh) stop moving

Boomstick keeps falling to throw a rock at a dog

Wiz: Anyways Retep has the literal power to become super depending on the fabric of dimension and in that regard it's best you watch out

Boomstick: Retep is no ordinary Peter Griffin oh no he's a fatass that you should not mess with

Wiz: Be prepared as if your up against Retep you best be begging for mercy

Retep: Nyehnyehnyehnyehnyehnyehnyehnyehhh

Doodlebob

Wiz: One rule of the artists life always have a firm grip on your pencil

Boomstick: This artist clearly didn't follow that rule as he dropped his pencil dead in the ocean into Bikini Bottom

Wiz: SpongeBob and Patrick came across this pencil and decided to draw some pictures with it only to discover these drawings come to life

Boomstick: I guess that could just be due to underwater physics more than anything

Wiz: Once these drawings came to life the two discovered they were holding a magic pencil they eventually used to commit a prank gone terribly wrong they drew a poorly drawn version of SpongeBob that then went to Squidwards house

Boomstick: He knocked on the door Squidward answered the door aaaaaannnnnd hehe the doodle kicked Squidwards ass

Wiz: Now that's already a really big feat for Doodlebob he has ridiculous strength able to lift up both Squidward and SpongeBob later on

Boomstick: he is able to teleport anywhere he want recover his entire body from literally just an arm and even manifest himself into a monster from scribbles and don't even get me started on what happens when he actually gets his hands on that magic pencil

Wiz: Doodlebob can draw anything from bombs to holes to lines that can stop anything like missles the pencil can even shoot lazers which definitely hurt this Doodle is powerful

Boomstick: A mastermind that harnesses the power of the magic pencil and lays waste to any universe

Wiz: Foes who fight this Doodle will be shown just how strong a drawing can get you better hope your not clumsy this time around

Pre-Fight

Wiz: Alright the combatants are set we've run the data through all possibilities

Boomstick:It's time for a death battllllllee

Death Battle

Retep was running around on the beach until he spotted a pencil in the sand he then picked it up and drew a poorly drawn SpongeBob in the sand before dropping the pencil and laughing

Retep: Nyehnyehnyehnyehnyehnyehnyehnyehhh I'm so evil

Retep then walked away before Doodlebob awoke from the sand he then grabbed the pencil and charged at Retep

Doodlebob:Yaaaaaaahhhhhhh

Retep then turned around to see Doodlebob he then grinned

Retep: Heh I don't think so

Fight

Retep pulls out his knife and blocks the attack from Doodlebobs pencil they then engage in a duel before Retep cuts the Pencil in half the side with the point falling in the ocean Retep then points the knife at Doodlebob

Retep: It looks like you've been outmatched Nyehnyehnyehnyehnyehnyehnyehnyehhh

Doodlebob then forms his mouth into a sharpener and sticks the eraser part in making the pencil good as new he then points it at Retep

Retep: What the f-

Reteps words were cut off with Doodlebob firing the pencil laser at him injuring him and knocking his knife into the ocean

Retep: Gahh no my knife alright now you've done it asshole

Retep then pulls out his 2 guns and begins firing them at Doodlebob who was blocking them with the pencil Retep then started rapidly firing at Doodlebob who drew lines that reflected the bullets back at Retep who was now heavily injured

Retep: Y-You think I'm gonna go down that easily

Retep then pulls out THE CIGARETTE

Retep:Heh Dumbass

Retep then smokes it and a huge burst of energy emerges from it knocking Doodlebob away

Doodlebob:Nyaaaaahhhh me hoy bobababa

He then looks up to find a high Retep taunting him

Retep: Ya know ya really outta try some of this it's amazing

Retep then leans the cigarette towards Doodlebob who tries to grab it only for Retep to jerk it back

Retep: Syche like I would ever give you any of this crap

He then charges up a a powerful punch and knocks Doodlebob far away

Doodlebob: Waaaaaahhhh

Retep then slowly walks up to him Doodlebob trys to use the pencil lasers but they have no effect anymore Retep was about to land another punch but Doodlebob quickly teleported behind him he then tried to use the eraser on Retep but it seemed like nothing he did worked Retep then turned around and grinned

Retep: Aw what's the matter your little toy pencil don't work

Doodlebob then gulped before Retep grabbed him by the head and faced torwards the water with a killing punch

Retep: Don't forget my name is Retep and I AM evil

Doodlebob quickly draws scribbles all over him causing Reteps punch to be in effective he then teleports behind him and shoves the pencil up his

Retep: Ahhhhhghhhhh

Retep then jumps and Doodlebob knocks him away with the back part of the pencil

Doodlebob:You Doodle me SpongeBob

Retep then gets up and charges at Doodlebob with another punch but Doodlebob teleports behind him and erases his rear end of Doodlebob then starts laughing

Doodlebob: Bahahahaha

Retep then turns behind him and is in shock to see that his rear part is missing he then looks at Doodlebob with an angry look

Retep: Why you little I worked hard for that ass

Retep then kicked Doodlebob into the ocean while he was laughing and Retep thought it was the end of it as he walked away

Retep: Nyehnyehnyehnyehnyehnyehnyehnyehhh too easy

Retep then feels a shake coming from the ground

Retep: Huh!?

Then out from the water emerges a giant scribble monster version of Doodlebob Retep then looks in disbelief

Retep: Aw Fu-

Retep then gets slammed into the sand and grabbed and Scribblebob holds him in front of his face and roars at him

Retep: ehhhhh what bad breath how about a breath mint my guy

Scribblebob:Hmmmmmmm

He then takes the breathmint from Reteps hand and puts it in his mouth and swallows it little did he know it was an explosive breath mint

Retep:There you go all better

Scribblebob nods

Scribblebob: Mmmmmmhmmmmmm.....

Suddenly a giant explosion comes from Scribblebob knocking Retep into the sand with his head stuck in the sand the giant explosion then stops after about 5 seconds leaving nothing left of Scribblebob Retep finally gets his head out of the sand and searches for the doodle but there was no sign of him Retep then jumped for joy

Retep: Another great victory for Retep Nyehnyehnyehnyehnyehnyehnyehnyehhh

K.O.

Boomstick: Now that was quite a..uh..burst of excitement but wait I thought Doodlebob was completely immune when he was absorbed by scribbles

Wiz: On the Outside he is but on the inside Doodlebob is as vulnerable as ever all it took was for Retep to immediately come up with a plan to trick the Doodle in order for the guy to blow up

Boomstick: Now I've heard of explosive bubblegum but explosive breathmints what the hell Retep

Wiz: Now their couldve potentially been away for Doodlebob to vaporize Retep with the Lazer or even straight up erase Retep out of existence

Boomstick: But that would not really be the case as Doodlebob is more of a dumbass than anything he literally gets distracted by everything in sight including Reteps cheeks and I don't mean the ones on his face

Wiz: anyways in a fight to the death Doodlebob was arguably quicker than Retep however it was much harder to actually kill him

Boomstick: The guy has literally survived getting half of his face burned of two face style one of his eyes disappearing in the process Doodlebob can't exactly afford to be broken too much before he has to regenerate

Wiz: But even then Retep probably would not let Doodlebob get a chance to draw himself back together as it would be no surprise if Retep just knew what he was up to

Boomstick: Even if he did become absorbed in scribbles the chances of him actually killing Retep are really low due to the amount of weapons he has

Wiz: And because of all those weapons that explosion crumbled Doodlebob into dust and after that he was no more not a single trace of him left behind

Boomstick:.... Doodlebob actually kinda sucks

Wiz:hehehe yeah pretty much

Wiz: The winner is Retep

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