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Demonomicon

The **Demonomicon of Idwilvv** was a powerful book that contained spells relating to demons and portals. There was only one in the whole world. Mordenkainen gave it to Rhavar's party to protect them from demons and to use it to close the Demon Portal that fueled the Demon Apocalypse. Their party was attacked by Fennekin, prompting Steve Meloncamp to jump through a portal to "safety". He was actually sent to the bottom of the ocean floor, where he was immediately crushed under the immense pressure. His soul, however, was transferred into the Demonomicon, where it remained.

After Lord Titus Harper, Aludra Wyrmsbane, and Thom Vidalis were brought back to life by Erathis, they met Jaela, the Adherent, who told them to find the Demonomicon. Harper was given an amulet that was meant to point him in the direction of his mising sister, Adira Harper, but they learned that it was, instead, pointing to the Demonomicon in the middle of the ocean. A magician named Zird the Arcane made a submarine for them, the Belefonte, which they then used to find the Demonomicon. Thom Vidalis volunteered to go out and get it, and found it being held by the corpse of Steve Meloncamp. He took the book back to the ship, whereupon he and the others learned that Steve's soul had transferred into Thom's mind. The two now occupied the same body!

After acquiring the cursed book, Zird tells them that they could get it deciphered by Avery T'léas, in Fairmire. They go there, and Avery reads the book, learning of a way of destroying the portal letting the demons in. It is unknown what became of the Demonomicon after this. In Episode 117 - The Breakfast Club, Riekert Svenson asks for the book, but the party doesn't have it. Presumably it was left with Avery T'léas, who went missing after the White Dome was destroyed, as seen in Episode 150 - Edge of the Abyss.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 90 - Somewhere Beyond the Sea
* Episode 97 - The Mysteries of the Deep
* Episode 99 - Horror on the Ocean Floor
* Episode 100 - A Bittersweet Reunion
* Episode 101 - Home is Where Your Heads Are
* Episode 102 - The Most Magical Motor Boat
* Episode 103 - Welcome to the Jungle Part 1
* Episode 104 - Welcome to the Jungle Part 2
* Episode 105 - The Enkindling
* Episode 106 - The Further Trials of Good People
* Episode 107 - Why We Fight
* Episode 108 - Mystery of Fairmire
* Episode 109 - Demons at Your Door
* Episode 110 - The Hammer of Sundering
Episode 11 - Worlds Collide

## Episode Stats

Season 3 Episode 11

Title: Worlds Collide

Air Date: 10/15/2015

Length: 58:27

Swear Jar Count: 30, everyone has a 40% on their "Imma Die" die roll for the episode.

Next Episode: Episode 12 - The Best Laid Plans

Previous Episode: Episode 10 - Fear in a Handful of Dust

## From the Website

Fly me to the (artificial) moon.

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Mary pilots the ship and flies upward.

Inside, Vaeda casts a spell that drains Silus' intelligence. After which, the rest of the party notices Silus staring at the floor. Jack checks him for a pulse and doesn't find one. In fear of losing Luna, Xander channels his power to heal Silus. Soon afterwards, Silus becomes conscious, but is not acting like himself.

After the ship leaves the earth's gravity well, Xander starts freaking out and Jack tries to calm him. While the others are distracted, Vaeda goes to strangle Silus. However, Jack eventually talks Vaeda out of it.

Suddenly Luna and Silus start talking in unison. They claim that Jack is setting a trap, which Vaeda laughs off. Mary docks the ship on the space station.

Immediately after docking, the door opens and an armored officer is standing there. Jack walks towards it and attempts to light a cigarette. The officer suddenly backhands jack, knocking him unconscious. Eddie comes over the speaker and welcomes the group to Mason 1. Gathering up Jack and their belongings, the group heads down the passage way into a room.

Tes walks into the room and greets the group.

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## **SAYER**

* Episode 1 - While You are Still Paralyzed

## **Cthulhu & Friends**

### Season 1

* Episode 1 - It’s Always Sunny in St. Paxton

### Season 4

* Episode 1 - It's Still Sunny in St. Paxton

## **Random Encounters**

### Drinking Quest

* Drunks and Dragons: Random Encounters Episode 1: Drinking Quest Part 1

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* Random Encounters: Gamma World Episode 1 - Character Mutation

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* Drunks and Dragons: Random Encounters: Fiasco! Part 1

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* Drunks and Dragons Random Encounters - Durance Episode 1

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Council of Nine

The **Council of Nine** (temporarily the **Council of Eight**) was the ruling council of Pelor's Hope, made up of the heads of the nine most powerful families. It was changed to the Council of Eight after House Harper was mostly wiped out by Fennekin. The council reinstated the Harpers after the Demon Apocalypse was ended, and King Titus Harper joined them[1].

## **Notable Members**

* High Cleric Orville of Pelor
* ~~King Titus Harper~~ - *Deceased*
* ~~Lord Anthony Harper~~ - *Deceased*

## **Trivia**

* Status: Disbanded[2]
* Primary Location: Pelor's Hope
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

The *Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap*, or colloquially known as the *D4C*, was an airship stolen by Toby Treacletart during the Ätlän-tã Fælcons' escape from Nareev. Before then it belonged to Jett Razor, where it was known as *Jett's Toi* [sic]. It is currently captained by Toby, with his old roommate Boris serving as first mate. It has a large statue of a nude Aludra (or, Anudra), as a tribute to the Dwarven Queen. More detail to follow.
Cthulhu & Friends Reads: The Cats of Ulthar by H. P. Lovecraft

## Reading Stats

Title: The Cats of Ulthar

Author: H.P. Lovecraft

Published: November 1920

Air Date: 1/8/15

Length: 00:10

Read by: Veronica Gentry

## From the Website

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Our hiatus readings will scratch your face off!! This week we present The Cats of Ulthar by H.P. Lovecraft, read by our very own Veronica Gentry!

The Cats of Ulthar was written by H.P. Lovecraft in June 1920 and published November 1920 in Tryout.

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Episode 11 - It's Been So Long

## Episode Stats

Season 2 Episode 11

Title: It's Been So Long

Air Date: 07/16/2014

Length: 01:29

Swear Jar Count: 21, Mike gets a 20% penalty to their "Imma Die" die for the game.

Next Episode: Episode 12 - Am I a Psycho?

Previous Episode: CaF QnA 3

## From the Website

Oh, hey Creepers! Welcome to the newest episode of Cthulhu & Friends. It compels you to visit the GeeklyInc Store and buy many CaF t-shirts.

We’re excited to announce that we’ve launched our own Patreon campaign! Like Kickstarter, but better for our purposes. Support the show! Keep us free! Click here for details!

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Our longest episode yet has the gang repairing rifts torn between the party members.

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At Tess’s house Eddie asks about Erik’s visit, but Tess’s details don’t add up. Eddie isn’t convinced that it was Erik that visited. 42 is impatient and wants to leave before Cameron’s surgery is completed. Eddie convinces her to wait. Cam calls Eddie to fetch him off the bus. Eddie carries Cam to a makeshift surgery table, and discusses his upcoming surgery. Eddie enlists Lily to serve as his assistant. Tess has sterilized the area the best she could. Eddie strips off his soiled clothing, and notices that his artificial skin has all sorts of swamp bugs underneath it. Tess orders him outside she that he can be cleaned off. Tess and Lily try to clean Eddie at the makeshift shower.

Eddie starts the surgery, and discusses Cam’s actions. Cameron tells Eddie everything, and reveals that he is a physic. Cameron tells Eddie that he has nothing to worry from him so long as he doesn’t become a monster. Due to Cam telling the truth Eddie decides not to leave a device to maim him should he get out of line. After the surgery Eddie tries to get his skin back on, however some no longer fits due to his modifications.

42 tells Eddie that she is from Earth, and that Eddie is an android version of her son Eddie. 42 explains that she needs to find the real Eddie. Tess frustrated at her speech impairment, and sensing something went wrong, reviews her recording of the cloning room. After reviewing the video Tess shows Eddie the recording of Lily trying to cut Tess’s throat. Lily tries to make amends, and explains her actions. Tess accepts her apology, and starts a new cloning process.

Everyone is exhausted from the long surgery and heads for bed, except Eddie who takes a position on the roof. Late during the night Eddie spies an orange light near the fence. He jumps down to investigate, and calls out for the person to show themselves. He recognizes Jack as he approaches the gate, he says “I’m here for my key”. And that’s where we left off in this episode.

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Episode 105 - The Enkindling

After saving the inhabitants of Drunkeros' Madagascar, we learned that the island held more secrets than we originally were preppared to handle. I mean, we already saved several of their lives against what appeared to be dinosaurs, right? What more should we be expected to do? But, we were in sore need of provisions, provisions which they would only give us if we agreed to help them in a very specific way. What else could we do but say "yes” to these new potential allies?

## **Story**

After defeating the various Drakes the party meets the inhabitants of Drunkeros Madagascar. They explain that they are Razorclaw Shifters (cat people) and share the island with Longtooth Shifters (dog people). And in the past they would fight all the time and it was terrible. Until they started burning Silverweed Oil and everybody just got super chill and ate cheetos all the time. But they're running out of Silverweed Oil and need the party's help to get more! They head up to see a Longtooth Shifter named Perrin who was exiled for heresy. When they get up to see him though, Perrin claims he was exiled because he kept beating everybody at a game called Spinstones. Perrin challenges the party to a game of Spinstones, and if they win he will give them his Silverweed Oil. The party wins and they invite Perrin to return to the village with them as a gesture of good faith.

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Tim Lanning - Lord Titus Harper
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra Wyrmsbane
* Mike Bachmann - Thom Vidalis / Steve Meloncamp
* Nika Howard - Jaela

### **Quest Log Updates**

* [On-hold] - End the Demon Apocalypse by destroying the Demon Portal
	+ [On-hold] - Investigate the Demonomicon
		- [On-hold] - Find Avery T'léas in Fairmire
* [Active] - Resupply at Drunkeros Madagascar
* [On-hold] - Find Adira Harper
	+ [On-hold] - Investigate the "Devil" situation northwest of Mastwick
* [On-hold] - Find Bucky
	+ [On-hold] - Investigate the "Gnoll" situation southwest of the burning hole where Caer used to be
* [Backburner] - Find a way to get Steve Meloncamp out of Thom's head
* [Optional] - Clean up Drunkeros
	+ [Optional] - Investigate the Mind Flayers in the Swamps of Ichtaka
	+ [Optional] - Investigate Yeenoghu's Army
	+ [Optional] - Investigate Pyre ruling Mastwick
	+ [Optional] - Investigate the Church of Bahamut's army
	+ [Optional] - Recruit the assistance of the Dwarves in Deephome
	+ [Optional] - Recruit the assistance of the Elves in Galanthis
Edgar

**Edgar** was a mushroom child from the stomach of a giant Purple Worm in the Underdark. He, along with his brother/friend (?) Ralphie were rescued by King Titus Harper and the rest of the then un-named Ätlän-tã Fælcons when a horde of Mind Flayers arrived to kill them all. They were taken to Pelor's Hope, were they became friends with Harper's eldest son, Thom Harper.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 173 - A Guttural Reaction - *Un-named*
* Episode 174 - The Wrongest We Ever Got It - *Named*
* Episode 175 - Two Steps Forward
* Episode 252 - A History of Heroes Part 2
Doctor Frownsmasher

**Doctor Frownsmasher** was a therapist who worked with many characters throughout Drunkeros. For a while it seemed as though he only offered his services in Pelor's Hope, however we later learned that Queen Aludra Wyrmsbane called on him, as did Watson Copperfield, so he seemed to able to get around a lot.
Episode 10

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* Sailor Moon 10 “Zombies! A Dashing Figure! And a Mountain?”

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Episode 125 - Things We Don't Care About

## Fro

* 5. Politics
* 4. Baseball
* 3. Organic, all natural health food stuff
* 2. CrossFit
* 1. His own heritage

## Matt

* 5. *Lost*
* 4. Baseball
* 3. Current sitcom comedies
* 2. Vacation destinations other than Disneyworld
* 1. Alcohol

## BWK

* 5. Pictures of your baby
* 4. Celebrity gossip/The Kardashians
* 3. Hearing about Fitness routines
* 2. Wrestling
* 1. Stories about people's dreams
Episode 107 - 2016 Predictions

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* 5. A member of Mötley Crüe will die
* 4. Owen Hart gets inducted into the Hall of Fame
* 3. A Canadian team will win the Stanley Cup
* 2. The Superbowl will go into overtime for the first time
* 1. Leonardo DiCaprio finally wins an Oscar

## Matt

* 5. Dean Ambrose will have a title run
* 4. Stan Lee dies
* 3. *Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice* will not be a hit, critically
* 2. A picture of BWK on the toilet will surface on the Internet
* 1. Trump will win the election :(

## Fro

* 5. The Washington Capitals will win the Stanley Cup
* 4. Justin Bieber will get back into the public's good graces
* 3. Going to own a car
* 2. Another urban area will go up in flames
* 1. ~~A big name wrestler~~ Ric Flair will die
True Realm

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## True Realm

* HC3 ▾
* HG ▾

* Charles' Room
* Hotel Room
* Ocean

* Charles' House
* School
* Viewpoint

## Overview

### Inhabitants

Charles Eyler
Anri
Scarlett Eyler (tulpa)
The Bullied One
Vincent
Lilith Eyler
Henry Warhol

### Key Event(s)

Multiple cutscenes
Charles' death (HC3)
Majority of Heaven's Gate

### Appears in

Hello Charlotte 3
Heaven's Gate

The **True Realm** is the "real world" in the *Hello Charlotte Series*. It is only referenced in *Episode One*, *Episode Two*, and *Delirium*, but is shown in *Episode Three*, and *Heaven's Gate*.

## General

This area is mainly referenced throughout the first game, and while hints to the True Realm are almost realized towards the end of Hello Charlotte Episode One: Junk Food, Gods and Teddy Bears when Charlotte takes her Pills. Her house becomes much more standard and less minimalistic. In the second game, you can see Charlotte has been researching the True Realm in her room with a large wall being covered with string and papers.
Dan

**Dan** was the baker in Mineford. Following Ratma Ritmo's return to the city, and the defeat of the evil Drider at the hands of T'Chuck, R'Oarc, Selene von Esper, and Screech Echo, the residents of Mineford began to return. This included Dan, who's wife was planning on joining him later. It's unclear if she ever showed up.

Dan wore sunglasses, a leather jacket, a beard, and a real cool attitude. He liked to just give off chill vibes.
Daisy

**Daisy** was the Ätlän-tã Fælcons' longest, most stalwart companion. A donkey at first, she had been with the party since Episode 11 - An Intense Headache. She stuck with them through thick and thin, even when they leave her on the boat for 35 episodes in a row. Daisy was most commonly cared for by Bucky as part of his chores. Everybody loves Daisy, fact.

### Daisy-Drider

After being separated from the Fælcons during the events of the Demon Apocalypse, Daisy, along wit Bucky and Ros were captured in the moving city of Yeenoghu. Fennekin slew Yeenoghu, and gave his skin to Bucky, who was immediately corrupted, both mentally and physically. Ros and Daisy were also changed into monsters, with Daisy growing spider legs and gross bug wings. After the Fælcons arrived and saved them, all corruption was lifted, except, for some reason, some of Daisy's... modifications. She still has sticky spider legs and gross bug wings, giving her the ability to fly, but they can be retracted, so she can look like a normal donkey.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 11 - An Intense Headache

*Most Episodes*
* Episode 305 - A Grand Battle Part 2
* Episode 392 - Buca Di Breakfast
* Episode 394 - Demon Ball
* Episode 397 - Fungal Fortress
* Episode 398 - Two Steps Forward, Several Demons Attack
* Episode 399 - Two Steps Forward, Several Demons Attack Part 2
* Episode 400 - Power Word Chill
* Episode 401 - BIG Lahni
Cthulhu & Friends Reads: The Shadow over Innsmouth by H. P. Lovecraft (Part 4)

## Reading Stats

Title: The Shadow over Innsmouth (Part 4)

Author: H.P. Lovecraft

Published: April 1936

Air Date: 4/8/16

Length: 00:51

Read by: Josh Gentry

Part 1: Cthulhu & Friends Reads: The Shadow over Innsmouth by H. P. Lovecraft (Part 1)

Part 2: Cthulhu & Friends Reads: The Shadow over Innsmouth by H. P. Lovecraft (Part 2)

Part 3: Cthulhu & Friends Reads: The Shadow over Innsmouth by H. P. Lovecraft (Part 3)

Part 5: Cthulhu & Friends Reads: The Shadow over Innsmouth by H. P. Lovecraft (Part 5)

## From the Website

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We’re a podiobook again!! This week we present part 4 of The Shadow over Innsmouth by H.P. Lovecraft, brought to life by the ruggedly handsome Josh Gentry!

The Shadow over Innsmouth was written by H.P. Lovecraft in November-December of 1931 and published in April 1936 in a bound booklet after being rejected twice by Weird Tales magazine. Out of all Lovecraft’s stories that were published in his lifetime, Innsmouth was the only one that was not published in a periodical.

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Drunks and Dragons Random Encounters - The Companions Book Club

The gang decided to bring us this little bundle of audio joy, a book club episode. Tim Lanning, Jennifer Cheek, and Michael "Thrifty Nerd" DiMauro discuss the first several chapters of RA Salvatore's The Companions as well as previous books in the series. It's called #1 probably because the Drunks wanted to do more of the book club and stall bringing us Shadowrun or Firefly, but as it would turn out, it remains to be the only book club episode on the Random Encounters feed.
Christopher Badell

**Christopher Badell** was a guest star on the Greetings Adventurers podcast. He played Viscount Ambrosious Quorin during Episode 260 - A Rotten Crew of Beautiful Misfits Part 1 and Episode 261 - A Rotten Crew of Beautiful Misfits Part 2.

## **Trivia**

* Writer of Sentinel Comics
* Editor-and-Chief and Co-owner of Greater than Games
* Twitter: @GTGChristopher
Cthulhu & Friends Reads: The Statement of Randolph Carter by H.P. Lovecraft

## Reading Stats

Title: The Statement of Randolph Carter

Author: H.P. Lovecraft

Published: May 1920

Air Date: 3/3/16

Length: 00:19

Read by: Veronica Lovecraft

## From the Website

One more week until the Season 4 premier! We hope you’ve enjoyed all the content we’ve been dropping into the Side Quests stream! We’re a podiobook AGAIN!! This time around we present The Statement of Randolph Carter by H.P. Lovecraft, read to you by our own Veronica Lovecraft!

The Statement of Randolph Carter was written by H.P. Lovecraft in 1919 and published in May 1920 in The Vagrant magazine.
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Episode 103 - Welcome to the Jungle Part 1

Drunkeros' Madagascar seemed like such a nice place with a normal sounding name, but we were wrong. Dead wrong. The horrors we faced on that island… I may never forget. Why, I still wake up with a shout in the middle of the night. Chad used to be able to comfort me but…I can't even talk about it. I can't even recount all that happened on this one telling. You will have to wait until I compose myself more before I can even begin to finish the tale of woe. Taken from the journal of Tad Chaderson.

## **Story**

As the party lands on Drunkeros Madagascar, cat people start to run screaming out of the trees. They are followed by a number of vicious looking Drakes. Party fight Drakes. Party win. Yaaaaaay.

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Tim Lanning - Lord Titus Harper
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra Wyrmsbane
* Mike Bachmann - Thom Vidalis / Steve Meloncamp
* Nika Howard - Jaela

### **Quest Log Updates**

* [On-hold] - End the Demon Apocalypse by destroying the Demon Portal
	+ [On-hold] - Investigate the Demonomicon
		- [On-hold] - Find Avery T'léas in Fairmire
* [Active] - Resupply at Drunkeros Madagascar
* [On-hold] - Find Adira Harper
	+ [On-hold] - Investigate the "Devil" situation northwest of Mastwick
* [On-hold] - Find Bucky
	+ [On-hold] - Investigate the "Gnoll" situation southwest of the burning hole where Caer used to be
* [Backburner] - Find a way to get Steve Meloncamp out of Thom's head
* [Optional] - Clean up Drunkeros
	+ [Optional] - Investigate the Mind Flayers in the Swamps of Ichtaka
	+ [Optional] - Investigate Yeenoghu's Army
	+ [Optional] - Investigate Pyre ruling Mastwick
	+ [Optional] - Investigate the Church of Bahamut's army
	+ [Optional] - Recruit the assistance of the Dwarves in Deephome
	+ [Optional] - Recruit the assistance of the Elves in Galanthis
Episode 101 - Home is Where Your Heads Are

We have to admit, it sure feels good to be back on the ship that we have had so many adventures on. Some of the blood stains from previous battles brought tears to our eyes as we remembered friends long gone. Going forward we will remember to cherish the simple times on this beautiful ship.

It should be noted that we had some technical issues so some folks sound won't be as good. Hopefully, you won't notice!

## **Story**

Back on the Chum Guzzler the party starts to reacquaint themselves with the crew and catch up on the situation. They talk to Winston about what has been happening and it is not good. They have been floating adrift since being attacked by the big demon that killed Rhavar when Steve Meloncamp went through the portal. Telir, Temerity Baracas, and Xantolin all went overboard in a storm, presumably dead. Chad did go overboard, but then got killed later somehow. Thom gets really excited and cuts off Chad's leg. Jaela is horrified, since she's never seen this before.

With the tension fading Thom gets all excited to show Jaela his refrigerator unit, which has been inexplicably untouched this whole time. He gives everybody a quick tour of all his body parts that he's collected.

Ros and Harper start to argue over the whole "stabbed in the heart" thing. Harper thinks that she should not be the captain anymore since she is untrustworthy. They have a good cry together and sort of forgive each other? Jaela keeps an eye on Ros while the rest of the party checks out Thom's fridge.

Thom continues to give us a tour of his various body parts, like a child at show and tell. Aludra decides to give everybody some Hellwasp Honey since they basically haven't had any food in a month. They give Chad a sailor funeral and dump the body overboard before Thom can do anything else to it.

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Tim Lanning - Lord Titus Harper
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra Wyrmsbane
* Mike Bachmann - Thom Vidalis / Steve Meloncamp
* Nika Howard - Jaela

### **Quest Log Updates**

* [Active][Harper] - Have it out with Ros
* [Active] - End the Demon Apocalypse by destroying the Demon Portal
	+ [Active] - Investigate the Demonomicon
* [On-hold] - Find Adira Harper
	+ [On-hold] - Investigate the "Devil" situation northwest of Mastwick
* [On-hold] - Find Bucky
	+ [On-hold] - Investigate the "Gnoll" situation southwest of the burning hole where Caer used to be
* [Backburner] - Find a way to get Steve Meloncamp out of Thom's head
* [Optional] - Clean up Drunkeros
	+ [Optional] - Investigate the Mind Flayers in the Swamps of Ichtaka
	+ [Optional] - Investigate Yeenoghu's Army
	+ [Optional] - Investigate Pyre ruling Mastwick
	+ [Optional] - Investigate the Church of Bahamut's army
	+ [Optional] - Recruit the assistance of the Dwarves in Deephome
	+ [Optional] - Recruit the assistance of the Elves in Galanthis
Episode 114 - Video Game to Netflix Adaptations We Want

## Dooley

* 5. *Resident Evil*
* 4. *PaRappa the Rapper*
* 3. *The Witcher 3*
* 2. *Comic Zone*
* 1. *Grand Theft Auto*

## Matt

* 5. *The Suffering*
* 4. *Killer Instinct*
* 3. *Punch-Out*
* 2. *Zombies Ate My Neighbors*
* 1. *Man Hunt*

## Fro

* 5. *The Sims*
* 4. *Mutant League Football*
* 3. *ToeJam & Earl*
* 2. *Zombies Ate My Neighbors*
* 1. *Pheanix Wright*

## BWK

* 5. *Earthbound*
* 4. *Castlevania*
* 3. *BioShock*
* 2. *Grand Theft Auto*
* 1. *Metroid*

DJ
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* 5. *Super Mario Strikers*
* 4. *~~Until Dark~~ Until Dawn*
* 3. *Zombies Ate My Neighbors*
* 2. *Comic Zone*
* 1. *Batman: Arkham* series
Cthulhu and Friends Episodes

## Season 1

* Prologue One
* Prologue Two
* Prologue Three
* Prologue Four
* Prologue Five
* Episode 1 - Length of Stay, Indefinite
* Episode 2 - Visitors or Guests?
* Extras - D&D Crimmus Special
* Episode 3 - The Raven
* Episode 4 - Don't Tell
* Episode 5 - Taking Shifts
* Episode 6 - Bird Board
* Episode 7 - Curious/Horrified
* Episode 8 - Weekend at Bellamy's
* Episode 9 - Welcome Back
* Episode 10 - Fine I'm
* Episode 11 - Missing Person
* Episode 12 - This Is My Fault
* Episode 13 - Triskaidekaphobia
* Episode 14 - The Manifest
* Episode 15 - Lost Library
* Episode 16 - Let the Race Begin
* Episode 17 - You Get a Watch and You Get a Watch and You Get a Watch!
* Episode 18 - Elevated
* Episode 19 - Chasing Alan
* Episode 20 - The Well
* Episode 21 - Tummy Troubles
* Episode 22 - Sluggish
* Episode 23 - Cliff's Edge
* Episode 24 - A Murder
* Episode 25 - Under the Bed
* Episode 26 - In the Closet

## Season 2

* Prologue One
* Prologue Two
* Ep 0 Leveling Session

Past Arc Episodes
Episode 101 - Live Episode Pickup Lines

## Dooley

* 5. "Hey! Do you like ketchup and mustard? Because I have a condom-on-t my dick."
* 4. "Are you a baker? Because you have a tasty muffin top."
* 3. "Are you the conservation of angular momentum? Because you make my world turn."
* 1. "I consider myself a bit of an activist. Are you a cause I can get behind?"
* 5. "Hello, I'm a student of grammer. Would you mind showing me where your period comes from?"

## Matt

* 5. "Do you work at McDonalds? Because I want you to put my dead, grey meat between your cold, stale buns."
* 4. "Roses are red. Violets are blue. My nuts are small, how about you?"
* 3. "Yo, you got a butt?!?!"
* 2. "Hey, are you a liar?
* 1. "Knock Knock" *Who's there?* "Yes, I will go on a date with you."

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* 5. "Excuse me, do you like Fritos? You do? Why don't you come back to my place and Fritos titties?"
* 4. "Are you from Dublin? 'Cause it looks like your dick's been Doublin size since you got in here."
* 3. "What's your spirit animal? A dog? I'm a dog person, too. Mine would be a Pekingese. 'Cause I've been Pekingese titties all night."
* 2. "This may sound like a weird question, but... Do you work for NASA? Because, that's a nice pair of titties you got."
* 1. "Do you like romantic comedies? Do you like Hugh Grant? 'Cause if you Hugh Grant me one wish, it's gonna be to see dem titties!"

## BWK

* 5. "Hey, do you wanna get dinner sometimes? Also, can you loosen these cuffs?" - *(This one was a cop-out)*
* 4. "Hey, so what Snoopy character are you most like? Is it Marci, or Lucy, or Peppermint Patty? You know, what it doesn't matter how you answer, *because girl*, I'm not allergic to Peanuts, in fact, I love 'em!"
* 3. *A note to a bankteller that says:* "Whatever happens next, don't make a sound. Don't call the cops, or make any sudden movements. First, you're going to fill this bag with unmarked, non-consecutive bills. Then, you're going to walk out of here together, real slowly. There'll be a car waiting on the curb. Calmy step into it, and allow it to whisk you away on a romantic carriage ride. Take my hand, my dear, and let's go!"
* 2. "Tell me when to stop:" *flips through a stack of money*
* 1. "Hey, baby. Can I call you baby? Or, better question: What should we call our baby?"

## Fro

* 5. "Hey, I'm kinda wondering, are you a gynecologist, at all? Because I kinda want you to see my pussy."
* 4. "You kind of remind me of Stone Cold Steve Austin. 'Cause that's the bottom..."
* 3. "Hey, you kind of remind me of the twin towers. Because I'm never going to forget you."
* 2. *pulls out a pizza:* "It's a little cheesy, but, would you stillf uck me?"
* 1. "Hey, it wouldn't actually be that *dreadfull* to date me." *shaves his dreadlocks live in front of everyone!!!*
Crystal Ball of Telepathy

Toby's **Crystal Ball of Telepathy** was a 6-inch diameter crystal ball that allowed the holder to cast the spell *Scrying*. This spell made the user see a target, as well as any creature within 30 feet of them. The user was also able to cast *Suggestion* on any of those creatures, without using Concentration, but it ended if the Scrying ended. Once you used the Suggestion power, it couldn't be used again until the next dawn.

## **Recent Events**

Toby Treacletart found the Crystal Ball along with the rest of his effects in the Impound Room of Grull. He used it to find Pelor, who, along with Torog, was being held captive by Josail Longshadow. He attempted to cast *Suggestion* on her, but she withstood it.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 299 - A Crystalline Horror
* Episode 299.5 - Power Fully Restored
* Episode 308 - The Head of Accounting
* Episode 391 - One Spicy Porridge
* Episode 403 - Most Unchill, Dad
Dancing Rapier

The **Dancing Rapier** was a magical sword that belonged to Sinu the Red, before being taken from his Crypt by Rowan Grey, sometime in the year 1707. It possessed the magical property (or was it a physical atribute?) to fly around in the air and attack whomever it's user commanded1.

## **Recent Events**

The Rapier was found in Sinu's Crpyt, where it, along with a myriad of other magical items, was pilfered and examined by the Ätlän-tã Fælcons. After determining what it was, and what it could do, Rowan decided to take it for herself1. It remained with her throughout their adventures, and she kept it during the Seven Year Gap, during which she founded The Tower of Grey with Toby Treacletart2. She would use it frequently while she and her team searched for the missing Lannie, and Prince Thom Harper.

It was lost to her when she and the others were imprisoned in Grull, but she found it again when they ransacked the Impound room.

## **Notable Owners**

* Sinu the Red
* Rowan Grey

## **Episodes**

*Just the episodes used. She has it in every episode after the first one.*

* Episode 241 - The Actual Diary of Sinu the Red, Seriously This Time
* Episode 245 - Dance of Undeath
* Episode 254 - Tower Crashers
* Episode 262 - Too Many Legs In This Feywild
* Episode 263 - Too Many Legs In This Feywild Part 2 - *Leaves it behind in the Feywild*
* Episode 264 - The Big and Brave Ben Dilladong - *Retrieves it from the Feywild*

...

* Episode 283 - Once More Into the Bone Cage
* Episode 299.5 - Power Fully Restored
* Episode 313 - The Corporate Retreat
* Episode 318 - An Early End
Cthulhu & Friends Reads: The Picture in the House by H.P. Lovecraft

## Reading Stats

Title: The Picture in the House

Author: H.P. Lovecraft

Published: Summer 1921

Air Date: 11/6/14

Length: 00:22

Read by: Josh Gentry

## From the Website

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Hi Creepers! We had two members sick during our regular recording time, so it’s time for another H.P. Lovecraft Story Time! This time we present The Picture in the House, read and produced by Josh! The Picture in the House was written by weird fiction author H.P. Lovecraft on December 12, 1920, and published in the National Amateur in the summer of 1921.

EDITOR’S NOTE: In this short story, Lovecraft has one of his characters use language regarding African Americans and Native Americans that would be considered offensive today. We have not altered or censored the original story in an effort to preserve the integrity of this historic piece of literature. Of course, the views of H.P. Lovecraft DO NOT necessarily represent the view of the cast and crew of Cthulhu & Friends or GeeklyInc. (Whew. Lawsuit averted.)

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## Story Synopsis

While exploring Miskatonic Valley on their way to Arkham, the narrator gets caught in the rain on an abandonded road and takes refuge in a supposedly abandonded wooden house. As the narrator explores the eerie and unsettling house, they discover they are not alone. An older man greets the narrator and welcomes him to take refuge from the rain. As the two converse, he narrator learns a horrifying truth about his host.

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Episode 116 - Adventures in Boat Sitting Part 2

Having survived the initial wave of demons and baddies the back in time crew come face to face with a being of amazing power. I won't spoil the surprise here – but you better bring an extra pair of pants or whatever to work! Alright, that was too much hype. Sorry. You should bring extra pants, though, just in case. You never know.

## **Story**

We're back again as the 5th edition characters, a continuation of the previous episode. We are just post bug fight, and the group goes above deck to check on the crew.

A storm is brewing overhead. The crew has managed to put all the little demons to the sword. The sky glows orange, and a man flies out of it in orange robes, a horde of demons flying behind him. Xantolin fires a harpoon at the man, and it flies straight at his chest. However, there is some sort of force field around him and the harpoon falls harmlessly to the sea. The man gestures at Xantolin who goes flying off the ship. The orange robed man lands on the ship and wants to know where the Demonomicon is.

ITS FENNEKIN, DESTROYER OF WORLDS. What worlds has he destroyed? Drunkeros, Faerûn, Eberron, Middle Earth, Darksun, Narnia, Hoth, Fable world, The Land of Dungeon Avengers 2, Tamriel, Japan. All those places.

Temerity tries to bluff that they don't know where the Demonomicon is. It doesn't work. Chad the brave crewman tries to stab Fennekin in the back, but the force field blocks his attack. Chad is thrown into the sea.

Rhavar feels his holy symbol glow and vibrate. Erathis is flowing through him. Rhavar conceals his boner. Then he decides to attack Fennekin. He uses a spell to put a lightning bolt of radiant damage on Fennekin using the holy symbol over his heart. The power of Erathis flows through Rhavar to blow away the force field from Fennekin. For a second Fennekin's confidence wavers. He flees and a huge demon appears.

The group starts fighting it, and at the start of the second round the demon lands 32 point hit against Rhavar, who dies. (Presumably).

They wake up back in the necromancer's rooms. They have sand in their pants. Harper muses that Telir and Temerity may still be alive, and wishes that Rhavar and Jaela could exist in the same universe. He thinks they go well together. Not like that! Like they'd be a great team. Harper may or may not have a crush on Rhavar.

In another attempt to wake up Thom, Harper feeds the Dragonborn Exlax. Then he puts a millipede and several weevils in his ear. Gross.

## **Trivia**

* Tim explains what "boy horny" is to Nika.

## **In This Episode...**

### **Cast and Player Characters**

* Michael DiMauro - *Dungeon Master*
* Tim Lanning - Lord Titus Harper / Telir
* Jennifer Cheek - Aludra Wyrmsbane / Temerity Barakas
* Nika Howard - Jaela / Rhavar

### **Non-Player Characters**

* [Fennekin]
* Riekert Svenson
* Xantolin

### **Locations**

* The Chum Guzzler
* Riekert Svenson's Mansion

### **Quest Log Updates**

* ~~[Sort-of Failed] - Survive the demon onslaught~~
Cthulhu & Friends Reads: Pickman's Model by H.P. Lovecraft

## Reading Stats

Title: Pickman's Model

Author: H.P. Lovecraft

Published: October 1927

Air Date: 10/26/17

Length: 00:47

Read by: M. Hiroshi Sutherland

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We’re a podiobook again!! This week we present part Pickman’s Model by H.P. Lovecraft! Performed, edited, and produced by the amazingly talented Hiroshi!

Pickman’s Model was written by H.P. Lovecraft in September 1926. It was published in the October 1927 issue of Weird Tales. Also, in case you forgot… We’re a podcast!

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## Story Synopsis

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Cthulhu & Friends Reads: The Nameless City by H.P. Lovecraft

## Reading Stats

Title: The Nameless City

Author: H.P. Lovecraft

Published: January 1921

Air Date: 3/9/17

Length: 00:41

Read by: M. Hiroshi Sutherland

## From the Website

We’re a podiobook again!! We’re excited to present The Nameless City by H.P. Lovecraft! Performed, edited, and produced by the sexy and sultry M. Hiroshi Sutherland!

The Nameless City was written by H.P. Lovecraft in January 1921 and first published in the November 1921 issue of the amateur press journal The Wolverine. Many consider this to be the first story in the Cthulhu Mythos.

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## Story Synopsis

The Nameless City, of the story's title, is an ancient ruin located somewhere in the deserts of the Arabian Peninsula, and is older than any human civilization. In ancient times, the Nameless City was built and inhabited by an unnamed race of reptiles with a body shaped like a cross between a crocodile and a seal with a strange head common to neither, involving a protruding forehead, horns, lack of a nose, and an alligator-like jaw. These beings moved by crawling; thus, the architecture of the city has very low ceilings and some places are too low for a human being to stand upright. Their city was originally coastal, but, when the seas receded, it was left in the depths of a desert. This resulted in the decline and eventual ruin of the city.

However, the reptilians still maintain some form of life in a vast luminous paradise located within a cavern beneath the Nameless City, preserved and placed along the walls in a subterranean chamber. Also within this chamber are hieroglyphs and reliefs that tell to the protagonist the story of the city's heyday of prosperity and its fall, as well as their eventual hatred of humanity. (from wikipedia page)

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Eleanor Morningfall

**Eleanor Morningfall** was a Nareevian, a wanted fugitive, and a prominent member of the Birther Movement, who assisted the Ätlän-tã Fælcons in stopping Jett Razor from destroying Drunkeros. She was killed by Jett after he used a magical lute to control her mind, and force her to ride her horse off the edge of the floating city.

## **Episodes**

* Episode 215 - In the Peaceful Land of the Enemy - *First Mentioned*
* Episode 218 - A Poorly Named Movement - *First Appearance*
* Episode 219 - My Friend, the Dragon
* Episode 222 - Plan C.5
* Episode 223 - The Fighting Falcons
* Episode 225 - Defenders of Nareev
* Episode 226 - The Temple of Solani
* Episode 227 - We All Fall Down
* Episode 228 - Traps and Treasures
* Episode 229 - A Power Reborn
* Episode 230 - Shrine Time - *Final Appearance, (for now)*
Cthulhu & Friends Reads: The Shadow over Innsmouth by H. P. Lovecraft (Part 5)

## Reading Stats

Title: The Shadow over Innsmouth (Part 5)

Author: H.P. Lovecraft

Published: April 1936

Air Date: 5/4/16

Length: 00:18

Read by: Josh Gentry

Part 1: Cthulhu & Friends Reads: The Shadow over Innsmouth by H. P. Lovecraft (Part 1)

Part 2: Cthulhu & Friends Reads: The Shadow over Innsmouth by H. P. Lovecraft (Part 2)

Part 3: Cthulhu & Friends Reads: The Shadow over Innsmouth by H. P. Lovecraft (Part 3)

Part 4: Cthulhu & Friends Reads: The Shadow over Innsmouth by H. P. Lovecraft (Part 4)

## From the Website

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We’re a podiobook again!! This week we present part 5 of The Shadow over Innsmouth by H.P. Lovecraft! Performed, edited, and produced by the ridiculously handsome Josh Gentry!

The Shadow over Innsmouth was written by H.P. Lovecraft in November-December of 1931 and published in April 1936 in a bound booklet after being rejected twice by Weird Tales magazine. Out of all Lovecraft’s stories that were published in his lifetime, Innsmouth was the only one that was not published in a periodical.

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Drinking Quest

**Players*** Steven Strom - *Dungeon Master*
* Jennifer Cheek
* Tim Lanning
* Mike Bachmann
* Michael DiMauro

**Episodes*** Drunks and Dragons: Random Encounters Episode 1: Drinking Quest Part 1
* Drunks and Dragons: Random Encounters Episode 1: Drinking Quest Part 2

It's probably a good thing they didn't do a Part 3 because they probably would have been double poisoned by alcohol.
Drunks and Dragons Random Encounters - Shadowrun 2

Quotes
Some of these may be taken out of context, but that's because taking things out of context makes things even more funny sometimes.
* "I'm going to go get chlamydia from a koala." - Tim Lanning
* "Yeah, and like Tondi said, though, if your robot bunny rabbit explodes, you're gonna be like blaahgh! You're gonna be forcefully ejaculated." - Tim Lanning

Tondi: "I. . . I don't remember saying *that*. . ."
* "Here's what I'm worried about, I don't want this to just turn into the Tim blah blah blah gab fest." - Michael "Thrifty Nerd" DiMauro
Duschaen's

**Duschaen's** was a tailor shop that was run by Rolan Duschaen, in Pelor's Hope. The Tower of Grey went there to get dressed up for their jobs at Ferrim Pecunia. This is the kind of thing that probably doesn't warrant an entire page on this wiki, but I don't want people to forget about it, and it makes the world seem fuller, so in it goes.