Weapons of the DIO

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This article will go over all weapons made and used by the DIO

## Normal Weapons

The DIO is the lead producer of weapons in the world, creating and distributing over 67,000,000,000 individual weapons per month.

### The Nuclear Grenade

The Nuclear Grenade, officially known as TB-██-████, is a hand grenade that consists of a Stalinite-steel shell with primer and Stalinium within. When used, the Nuclear Grenade is capable of creating a localized nuclear explosion, similar in power to the meltdown of a nuclear power plant. One of the most famous uses of the Nuclear Grenade was at the Chernobyl Power Plant in Pripyat, Ukraine.

## WMDs

The DIO specializes in the production of Weapons of Mass Destruction. These include:

### The Nuclear Bomb

The DIO was the first country to discover the power of Uranium in weapons (before the discovery of Stalinium, of course!)

## WSMDs

WSMDs, or “Weapons of Super-Max destruction”, are weapons with a minimum of 200 Megatons of power. This special breed of weaponry is currently exclusive to the DIO, with the first of such weapons being developed in 1908, which had 220 Megatons. Our current strongest WSMD exceeds over 15 million Megatons. Due to the destructive potential of WSMDs, the launch codes are only known to the DIO’s leader, the 2nd in command of the DIO military, the person who installed the launch sequence, and anybody who is willing to pay $100,000 to the State.

### Planet-F\*\*\*er

The Planet-F\*\*\*er is one of the less powerful WSMDs owned by the DIO, and it is confirmed to be able to vaporize an object exactly [REDACTED] times larger than Earth.

## WUMDs

WUMD’s (Weapons of Ultra-max destruction): This unheard of class of weapons, while still theoretical, will achieve their status in one of two ways: through the use of sheer power, or through the use of supernatural means. Most of the WUMDs produced will achieve their class through supernatural means, but some have the sheer power qualified to become WUMDs. The minimum requirement for this level of power is upwards of 16 billion Megatons. The strongest one planned for development as of 2022, otherwise known as the “Galaxy F\*\*\*er”, is planned to have over 25 billion megatons. There is also a hypothetical bomb known as the “Universe F\*\*\*er”, that could possibly produce over 69 trillion Megatons, if not more. However, this is still hypothetical, and any rumors of this bomb already having been tested are entirely untrue. If you hear anyone claim otherwise, please report them to the nearest Retirement Officer.

In terms of supernatural bombs, one of these that has already been put into production will be a time-traveling bomb. It can be sent  to the past or future to either put the enemy on their toes or take care of the problem before it’s even begun. It’s hypothesized that the future invention of the time-traveling bomb was what was truly responsible for the Chixculub “meteor strike” that eliminated the dinosaurs (Update: This was confirmed in the third test detonation of the Time-traveling bomb). Another example of a bomb using supernatural means was the bomb used in the famous war against the (former) Kingdom of Heaven (1908 C.E). The Bomb used a method known as "dying", in which DIO scientists would [REDACTED] to the bomb in order to successfully infiltrate the Kingdom of Heaven itself.

## LARPs

Localized Anti-Reality Projectors, or LARPs, are devices designed to create an area of unreality when activated. LARPs are capable of unmaking matter beyond the Planck level, as well as completely eradicating individuals and objects on a conceptual level. To elaborate, the area created by LARPs are not simply a lack of reality, but an area of unreality. After approximately [REDACTED] seconds, the area of unreality deteriorates and returns to baseline reality, with any previous unique enities (ie. living beings, deities, etc.) no longer existing on both a physical and conceptual level.

LARPs are designed to be used only in the event that the DIO encounters an entity that cannot be defeated through the use of any other weapons, up to and including the Universe F\*\*\*er. To date, no LARPs have ever been used.

1. ↑ For example, if reality is given a value of 1 and a lack of reality if given a value of 0, unreality would be a value of -1.

## LARGs

A LARG (Localized Anti-Reality Gun) is a new weapon being developed by the Technological Warfare Division. The LARG has the same capabilities as a LARP, except for the fact that it is compressed down into the shape of a gun. These guns, armed with ARBs (Anti-Reality Bullets) will erase beings from existence on the conceptual level, so that the being and all energy that being carries will vanish from reality. This works by compressing small areas of unreality within a reinforced Stalinium-cased bullet. When fired, the target it hits will be absorbed into the area of unreality, erasing them from existence. When finished, LARGs will be mass-produced and immediately provided to the Release Police, as it would be much more efficient to use ARBs rather than the soul-destroying pure Stalinium bullets.