In Love With A Creeper

> "*I do know how to harness the power of technology for good. Like for example, I just spent like two weeks making a song about wanting to fuck a Minecraft creeper with Kurtis. Technology, man. We wouldn't have been able to do that 30 years ago.*"
> ― Danny Gonzalez
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## Extra Song Information

### Genre

Comedy Rap

"**In Love With A Creeper**" is a comedy rap song by Danny Gonzalez that features Kurtis Conner. It was released on April 21, 2021, along with a music video the next day. It is based off a joke on the Baddie SMP.

## Lyrics

[Chorus: Danny Gonzalez]
I’m in love with a creeper
On the low I’m tryna fuck
Bad as hell, she’s a keeper
I just hope I’m enough
I got a diamond pickaxe
I’m gonna kick ass
She twerkin’ in that cave to get cash
She got a thick ass
I’m in love with a creeper
I’m in love

[Verse 1: Kurtis Conner]
Creeper? I hardly know her
You know I’m a grower and not a shower
Girl, how did you get so thick with no curves?
You a whole snack, like an hors d'oeuvre
She’s hissin' like a demon
I’m in her nether regions
We’re sailing on a wave
Ayy, let me explode in your cave

[Verse 2: Danny Gonzalez]
Not tryna bе too lewd
But my sword’s got level 3 protеction
Feed you wheat to get you in the mood
My blaze rod's got a little erection
I can’t get you off my mind
So I gotta craft a way to make you mine
Planks and sticks baby, give me a sign
Break the bed ‘cause we ain’t sleepin tonight (Ha)

[Chorus: Danny Gonzalez]
I’m in love with a creeper
On the low I’m tryna fuck
Bad as hell, she’s a keeper
I just hope I’m enough
I got a diamond pickaxe
I’m gonna kick ass
She twerkin’ in that cave to get cash
She got a thick ass
I’m in love with a creeper
I’m in love

[Verse 3: Danny Gonzalez and Kurtis Conner]
\*phone rings\*
Dude what’s up, I think I found my new bae
Oh no way, that’s what I was gon' say
Oh that’s tight, dude you gotta meet her
My girl too, she’s a Minecraft creeper (what?)
Holy shit, I think we fell for the same chick
That’s impossible, who she gon' pick?
Should we battle like Liam Neeson?
Not necessary if we have a threesome
Hey girl we got a proposition
We got one diamond hoe and a whole lot of seed yuh
Don’t wanna put you in a weird position
He’s got raw pork and I got bone meal to feed ya
No pressure we just thought that it could be fun
Hop onto the mineshaft, do it like a speedrun
We could keep it on the low, baby what do ya say?

[Creeper]
Yes
(Oh nice, sick)

[Chorus: Both]
We’re in love with a creeper
On the low we’re tryna fuck
Bad as hell, she’s a keeper
I just hope we’re enough
We got a diamond pickaxe
We’re gonna kick ass
She twerkin’ in that cave to get cash
She got a thick ass
We’re in love with a creeper
We’re in love
We’re in love with a creeper
On the low we’re tryna fuck
Hope that she doesn't blow up
That would really fucking suck
We got a diamond pickaxe
We’re gonna kick ass
She twerkin’ in that cave to get cash
She got a thick ass
We’re in love with a creeper
We’re in lo-
\*creeper hiss, explosion\*

[Outro: Danny Gonzalez and Kurtis Conner]
No! She blew up!
Oh, I knew it!
I lost all my stuff!
I had so many ingots!

## Listen

* YouTube
* Spotify

In Love With A CreeperOfficial AudioIn Love With A Creeper (ft. Kurtis Conner)Official Video