The Wash and Dry for Me

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**"The Wash and Dry for Me"** is a song from Ice Ice Not Baby

## Lyrics

**[Mayor Leeds]**

Whoo! Oh, it's the...

**[Additional Voices]**

Wash and dry for me

**[Mayor Leeds]**

Look at this place.

**[Additional Voices]**

Stains to suds and steam

**[Mayor Leeds]**

It's magical.

**[Additional Voices]**

Send it out, and then

**[Mayor Leeds]**

How does it all work?

**[Additional Voices]**

More comes down again

**[Bitsy, spoken]**

Uh, tell him, Helen.

**[Helen]**

You pull the sheets out the bucket

Unfuss 'em, then put 'em in

**[Mayor Leeds]**

Uh-huh.

**[Helen]**

Put the suds in, press the button

And then you give them a spin

**[Mayor Leeds]**

Okay.

**[Helen]**

You pull them out the spin And put them in the heater thing

**[Additional Voices]**

It's a giant, mechanical Automatical machine

**[Mayor Leeds]**

And watch how you make it go Down, down, down

From the top floor

To the underground, ground, ground

And look at all these people

Making sure that it goes round

Folding towels into towers

Making neatness out of mounds

**[Mayor Leeds & Additional Voices]**

Oh, it's the wash and dry for me

Get out the stains to suds and steam

We, we gotta send it out, and then

And then more comes down again

**[Mayor Leeds]**

They're fresh out the dryer And ready to get the steam

**[Bitsy, spoken]**

So interesting.

**[Mayor Leeds]**

Then you go and load them all

Onto these rolly things

**[Bitsy, spoken]**

So fun.

**[Mayor Leeds]**

They come out the other side ready to get the fold

**[Bitsy, spoken]**

Shall we go to the bar for a drink?

**[Mayor Leeds]**

Oh, what a place to behold

I love to watch it Coming down, down, down

(down, down, down)

From the top floor To the underground, ground, ground

(ground, ground, ground)

And look at all these people Making sure that it goes round

(round, round, round)

Folding towels into towers

(Spoken)

Wait a minute, what is that?

(Sung)

Oh, it's a stain station

It's a station made for the stains

They rubbing out the stains

If the sheets got something strange

They got ketchup on the pillow

They got lipstick on the drapes

Scrubbin', scrubbin', scrubbin' Until nothing remains

**[Mayor Leeds & Additional Voices]**

It's a stain station

It's a station made for the stains

**[Bitsy, spoken]**

What is happening?

**[Mayor Leeds & Additional Voices]**

They're rubbing out the stains

If the sheets got something strange

They got ketchup on the pillow

They got lipstick on the drapes

Scrubbin, scrubbin', scrubbin' Until nothing remains

Oh, I love it down here!

**[Bitsy, spoken]**

That is a strange man.

**[Mayor Leeds & Additional Voices]**

Wash and dry for me

Get out the stains to suds and steam

We, we gotta send it out, and then

And then more comes down again

## The Wash and Dry for Me (End Credits) Lyrics

**[Mayor Leeds]**

Wash and dry for me

Get out the stains to suds and steam

We gotta send it out, and then

And then more comes down again

**[Bitsy]**

What is happening?

**[Mayor Leeds]**

It's a giant, mechanical Automatical machine

It's a station made for the stains

They're rubbing out the stains

If the sheets got something strange

They got ketchup on the pillow

They got lipstick on the drapes

Scrubbing, scrubbing, scrubbing

Until nothing remains

Wash and dry for me

Get out the stains to suds and steam

We, we gotta send it out, and then...