The Freaky Fart Box

The Freaky Fart Box, part of "The Freaky Fart Line," a series of battery-powered practical prank toys by Jazwares that involve farting noises, is a handheld, rectangular fart machine that produces 9 farts with accompanying remarks from Philly, Madison, Kim and Kam; a bonus manual is included with step-by-step instructions on prank ideas.

## The Prank Ideas

* Let One Rip-When you or someone else takes a bow or bends over, activate The Freaky Fart Box to add humor.
* Cut A Real Stinker-When your tummy or someone else's tummy aches from being full of food, activate The Freaky Fart Box to add comedy.
* Cut The Wind-Activate The Freaky Fart Box when someone enters a room, creating a shocking fart sound to catch them off guard and add a funny twist to their entrance.
* Let One Fly-When you need to break silence, break wind with The Freaky Fart Box!
* Cut The Cheese-Activate The Freaky Fart Box when someone is about to sit down on a chair or couch, creating a fart noise to give the impression that they "cut the cheese" as they take a seat, resulting in a funny reaction.
* Breakin' Wind-Use The Freaky Fart Box during a group activity such as a game night or a birthday party, to randomly emit farting noises and characteristic remarks, creating a playful atmosphere and comedic moments as people try to figure out who's responsible for the toots.
* Freaky Fart Phoning-When chatting on the phone, activate your Freaky Fart Box and blame whoever you're talking to; remember to excuse the person on the other end (of the spectrum, that is!)
* Cartoon Crazes-When cartoon characters on TV and in movies jump up, run around, bend over, take a bow or do other crazy antics, activate The Freaky Fart Box and blame them for the farting noises!
* Totally Shocking Elevator Fun-When the elevator doors open and shut, just activate your Freaky Fart Box ever-so-secretly to add the special magic of humor!
* Sporty Silliness-Whenever there are whistles, buzzers, goals or other amazing plays in sports, activate your Freaky Fart Box and blame the athletes, the umpires and even the referees!
* Passin' Gas-Gather your friends and family for this prank! Take turns hitting buttons on your Freaky Fart Box and overreacting dramatically (covering your face to make a "gas mask," thigh slapping, pointing your thumb like a hitchhiker to blame someone else, etc.)

Remember to make the atmosphere colourfully lighthearted, just like The Class of 3000! Also, remember your manners like "Excuse me!" "Excuse you!" "I'm so sorry!" etc.

## The Farts and Their Phrases

1. ("Violin solo" fart) Madison: Nice goin', keep up the great work!
2. ("Mucky squelch" fart) Philly: That's gonna linger at waist level!
3. ("Creaky croak" fart) Kim: Jealous? I know I'm not!
4. ("Anally retentive" fart) Kam: Sorry, I had bees in my butt!
5. ("Infinite outburst" fart) Philly: Keep on going, I'll soon find ya!
6. ("SBD Whoosh" fart) Madison: Just lettin' the air outta my tires!
7. ("Open A Window" fart) Kim: For the love of Pete, PLEASE open a window!
8. ("Motorboat putt putt putt" fart) Philly: Hang on and enjoy the cruise!
9. ("Slip Out" fart) Kam: Shockingly horrific, I really like it like that!