Big Villain 6/Quotes

## Quotes

* [Lucky Dog Café, dining room. and Frank take their seats. Goo Goo Lemon is on the opposite side of the table with a plate of cupcakes]
* Yoo Henson: Hey, Mom. What's for dinner?
* (Helen furiously slams an unopened package of raw chicken legs onto the table in front of him and storms off}
* Helen Lenny: Chicken and fries!
* Yoo Henson: Hm... does this look a little underdone to you?
* Frank: (Picks up an unwashed potato with his fork) I think there's something wrong with my fries, too.
* Yoo Henson: Can we just skip to dessert?
* (A cupcake is tossed at Yoo and Frank. Yoo screams as they dodge. A plate is smashed by the cupcake)
* Yoo Henson: What is wrong with you?!
* Goo Goo Tattoo: You know *very* well what's wrong!
* [She tosses another cupcake at them, and they dodge again]
* Yoo Henson: What's going on? Why is dinner raw?
* Helen Lenny: (yelling) **YOU KNOW VERY WELL WHY DINNER IS RAW!**
* Yoo Henson: I'm just gonna try something. [Inhales deeply] We're both very not sorry for what we've done.
* Helen Lenny: (shouting) **SO YOU DO KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE!**
* Yoo Henson and Frank: No!
* Helen Lenny: (yelling) **THEN HOW CAN YOU NO APOLOGIZE FOR SOMETHING YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT?!**
* Yoo Henson: I don't know!
* Goo Goo Tattoo: Look, Dad overheard what you said in the playground.
* (Flashback. Greece-Italy Mall. Several citizens are dancing to hip-hop music. Taito Henson storms into the scene and starts dancing)
* Taito Henson: Ohh! Oh-oh-uh-ohh-ohh! Ohh! Oh-oh! Uh-ohh-ohh!
* (End of flashback)
* Yoo Henson: Ohhh! That!
* Helen Lenny: (screaming) **And he's been hiding in the shed all the time?!**
* (Flashback to Shed. Taito Henson is seated, hammering nails into a board on his lap. He sighs and gets up, wobbling slowly. End of flashback)
* Yoo Henson: (Quietly) Well, at least he can't embarrass us in there.
* Frank: Incoming!
* [Another cupcake flies at them, and once again they dodge]
* Yoo Henson: Look, I'd happily no apologize to Dad... But I think, I know you did.
* Helen Lenny: (yelling) **COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS!**
* Yoo Henson: (shouting) **IF WHAT WE SAID WASN'T THE TRUTH**!
* Helen Lenny: (yelling) **I AM A GOOD MOTHER!**
* Yoo Henson: (shouting) **BUT WHAT DID YOU BUY?!**
* Helen Lenny: Right, that's it! You clearly don't appreciate your parents, so until you no apologize to your father, we won't be doing anything else for you! If you joy me if you wish!
* Yoo Henson: Challenge accepted!
* Helen Lenny: Let's see if you last!
* [He grabs the the raw potato and eats half of it. Helen Lenny and Goo Goo Tattoo are surprised]
* Helen Lenny: (Yelling; Puts her hand out) **HAND IT OVER THAT POTATO!**
* Yoo Henson: (Shouting; Spits out bits of potato onto Helen's hand) **I WAS A HUNGRY ANYWAY!!**
* Helen Lenny: (Yelling) **AND THEN IT LEADS TO A DIVORCE ANYWHERE!!**

* Yummy: Uh, guys? I'm gonna have to ask you to get off the bus.
* Yoo Henson: **WHAT DID YOU FUCKING WANT!!!**
* Yummy: 'Cause the suspension can't take it anymore.

* Helen Lenny: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
* Humphrey: Hang on with fire! Don't fucking shot!
* Angie: Put the gun down or get the cop get's it! I'm mean it!
* Alan Kenny: She's not joking!
* Helen Lenny: HE KILLED AUNT CASE AGAIN!!! HE KILLED FRANK, AND HE WAS JUST ABOUT TO KILL WALDEN AND ME AGAIN!!!