Addictive Vegan Shithole

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## Addictive Vegan Shithole

### Inhabitants

People

"*It's tree-fucking good!*"
- Slogan

**Addictive Vegan Shithole** is a fast food chain restaurant.

## Description

Veganism has been stigmatized as a "wholier than thou" diet for millionaires to shove up your ass and around the corner... but all that's central to veganism is one thing; absolutely despising plants. Go to our musty plant-based delicatassen where we pulp together herbs and shit you've never heard of to make unhealthy, tastebud-pleasing abominations. No more is being vegan eating aberrant child labor-fueled quinoa recipes by "Chantelle" but the oily, quality crap you deserve; sustainably-sourced, animal-free Pizza Hut.

P.S. Racist, homophobic vegans like Adolf Hitler and "The Vegan Teacher" will be kicked to the curb on sight.

## Items

* Veggie Burger: We're blowing Soya chunks and mashing them into a meat-like burger before frying it up in vegetable oil and filling it with whatever cruelty-free artifical flavorings can make this taste amazing. It looks dejectedly flat and gross, the pickles are unanimously in the middle, and our vegan cheese droops down to the paper wrap, but it tastes so fab that you'll buy it everyday, anyways.
* Soy Nuggies: Dehydrated soy beans are given the same treatment as chickens anywhere else as we obliterate their remains in a machine and make white, disgusting lumps of, in this case, soy curls. Breaded like your precious chicken nuggies and deep-fried in similarly greasy plant-based oils, our delicious soy boys will only enlargen your booba by the size of each nuggie.
* Belgian Fries: Most of these were vegan already, but we took it upon ourselves to create the taste of those that aren't with hydrogenated vegetable fat to make these damp, tasty, and greasier than anything outside of Italy.
* Not Dog: To celebrate our best friends, the Chinese Communist Party, banning dog as a meat source in their glorious country, we've made the calculated decision to not make our hot dog substitute out of ground canine intestines. We instead shred up soy protein bits and make them into a breathtaking dick shape before putting them in butter-free buns; where once doggy gore entered your digestive system, now our delicious estrogen-based substitute does.
* Frozen Yofu: Let's face it, the ice cream machine just can't work for more than two seconds, so why use ice cream when you can use a reliable blend of soy and culture, something this country lacks. In addition to the tree gums, stabilizing additives, high-intensity sugar substitutes, and food colorings there by default, add a shell of chocolate syrup if you can't have enough sugar as-is.
* Plant Pizza: Cheese-free pizza has always sucked, without exception, so we're doing our best with superior-tasting plant-based cheese that does the job as well as our not dogs; if you're a sausage lover, you can have slices of our vegan hot dog added to your pizza, because you're valid as fuck.

## Manchild's Meal

As an added ploy, buy our Manchild's Meal to get a low-budget grease-covered toy based on the trash made by our shameless company of origin, 1001 Spears!

### Upland: Ogres

* Golem's Hammer Slammer: SWINGING SPIKED HAMMER TO CRUSH YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S FINGERS WHEN SHE TRIES TO STEAL YOUR FRIES!
* Vyumorn Flamethrower: SHOOTS A TRANSLUCENT ORANGE FLAME PLUME THAT CAN BLOW OUT YOUR EYE AND TURN YOU INTO ROBERT DENIRO IN JOKER!
* Robot Dragon: IDK!
* Root Wrecker Laser Blaster: IT'S A FUCKING LASER THAT SHOOTS OUT OF HIS HAND MELT YOUR CHILDREN'S HEADS OFF!
* Eyeangle Face-Flipper: DUDE IT'S FUCKING EYEANGLE AND HIS FUCKING FACE CAN CHANGE EXPRESSIONS FROM EVIL GRIN TO ANGRY, FUCK FUCK FUCK!
* Aarakokra Air Gun: HE SHOOTS A PLASTIC SEMI-TRANSLUCENT GUST SHAPE OUT OF HIS GUN, GIVE YOURSELF A BIG FAT BLOWJOB NOW!
* Zombie Knight Sword Slammer: BASICALLY THE HAMMER SLAMMER BUT WITH A SWORD, I KILLED A SNAKE WITH THIS ONE TIME, I'M NOT KIDDING!
* G.I. Gerawr Water Gun: HE'S FUCKING NAKED WITH HIS FUCKING DICK HANGING OUT, HIS WATER GUN IS FAKE AND JUST SHOOTS A PLASTIC SQUIRT SHAPE, THOUGH!
* Inferno Errant: HE HAS A FLAME-BLADED SWORD AND IT'S A PLAY FEATURE, MAYBE YOU CAN ARTICULATE HIS ARMS OR SOMETHING IDK!