Asherpate's cars series 2 episode 26: 1994 Goody's 500

This race was sadly won by Rusty Wallace.

## Transcript

Ray Reverham: Ok! Your starting 6th!

Jeff Gorvette: Phew! Not outside the top 10 this time!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And the race is on!

Jeff Gorvette: Let's do this for a 3rd career win!

Ken Squier: Kyle Trackson is Chick Hicks' rival, and he tries to keep the lead!

Ned Carrett: And a nicer racer, Gerald Leadfoot is now behind his tail!

Spike: We don't want Kyle Trackson to lead this lap! We want Gerald Leadfoot to take the lead!

Ken Squier: Kyle Trackson is Chick's main rival and he's also a mean racer!

Kyle Trakcson: HA HA HA! I'M GONNA LEAD THIS LAP!

Gerald Leadfoot: NO! You're a very mean racer! (passes Kyle Trackson)

Ken Squier; Now Gerald Leadfoot goes by Kyle Trackson and leads lap number 1!

(lap 106)

Ray Reverham: Ok! You have to take the lead from the 71 car!

Jeff Gorvette: He must be W.J lights! (passes W.J Lights)

Ned Carrett: Now Jeff Gorvette takes the lead from W.J Lights, the Nintendo car.

Spike: I like Jeff Gorvette! I want him to get his 3rd career win!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette will lead lap 106!

(lap 112)

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette is in the lead while Rusty Wallace is trying to take the lead!

Rusty Wallace: Ha ha ha! I'm gonna pass you!

Jeff Gorvette: No! I want to keep this lead! You're a mean racer! (blocks Rusty Wallace)

Spike: And Jeff Gorvette tries to keep the lead! I don't like Rusty Wallace! I think he's like Chick Hicks!

Rusty Wallace: YOU CAN'T BE IN THE LEAD NOW! HA HA HA HA! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Spike: OH NO! RUSTY PASSES JEFF! HE LEADS LAP 112!

(lap 266)

Jeff Gorvette: Hey Mr. Mean Blue Car, I must take the lead again!

Rusty Wallace: OH NO YOU DON'T! (blocks Jeff Gorvette)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette trying to thake the lead

Jeff Gorvette: Cut it off, idiot! (does a bump-n-run on Rusty Wallace)

Rusty Wallace; HOW DARE YOU!

Spike: Jeff does a bump-n-run, AND NOW HE TAKES THE LEAD!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette will lead lap 266! It's lap 267! Jeff Gorvette is in the lead with Rusty Wallace right behind him! Dale Earnhardt, the Intiminator is up to 3rd!

Rusty Wallace: I MUST GET BACK IN THE LEAD!

Dale Earnhardt: Rusty Wallace, you can't mess up with Wonder Boy!

Rusty Wallace: You're trying to intiminate me?

Dale Earnhardt; Yeah! I want Wonder Boy to stay in the lead!

Rusty Wallace: Well, I'm better than you! Ha ha ah!

Dale Earnhardt: That's not true! I am way better than you! So does Jeff Gorvette!

Rusty Wallace: NONSENSE! HE'S A DUMB CAR!

Spike: Dale Earnhardt tries to intiminate Rusty, but Rusty is gonna pass Jeff Gorvette! I don't want Rusty to take the lead!

Rusty Wallace: HA! GOTTYA NOW KID! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: THIS IS VERY UNFAIR!

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace takes the lead from Jeff Gorvette and leads lap 267.

(lap 329)

Jeff Gorvette: THERE YOU ARE AGAIN!

Rusty Wallace: WELL, YOU CAN'T PASS ME! HA HA HA!

Dale Earnhardt: Ok! I'll push you to the lead! (pushes Jeff Gorvette)

Rusty Wallace: HUH? YOU AND THE INTIMINATOR ARE PASSING ME?

Ned Carrett: Now Dale Earnhardt pushes Jeff Gorvette to the lead! That mean blue car, Rusty Wallace is down to 3rd!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette will lead lap 329! It's now lap 330! Jeff Gorvette and Dale Earnhardt are in that draft with Rusty Wallace behind them!

Ned Carrett: Yeah! We don't want Rusty Wallace to pass Jeff Gorvette again!

Spike: Rusty Wallace is of course a mean racer along with Chick Hicks, Eugene Carburaski, Drive Parkerson and Jonathan Melter.

Rusty Wallace: I MUST GET IN THE LEAD AGAIN!

Dale Earnhardt: NO! STOP MESSING WITH WONDER BOY! (blocks Rusty Wallace)

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah! Block Rusty Wallace! Don't let him pass you!

Rusty Wallace: You can't block me THIS TIME! (passes Dale Earnhardt)

(Dale Earnhardt makes contact with Rusty Wallace and got lose)

Spike: OH NO! DALE EARNHARDT GETS LOSE, BUT HE SAVES IT AND RUSTY WALLACE CHALLANGES ON JEFF GORVETTE!

Rusty Wallace: NOW! I will take the lead! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ken Squier: Now Rusty passes Jeff Gorvette and leads lap 330!

GM Goodwrench crew cheif: Ready to pit?

Dale Earnhardt: I'm fine.

(lap 448)

Rusty Wallace: Hey, Mr Intiminator! I thought you're out!

Dale Earnhardt: Oh yeah! You're going out of the way! (intiminates Rusty Wallace)

Jeff Gorvette: (passes Rusty Wallace) Seeya, sucker! You're one of the mean racers!

Rusty Wallace: UGH!

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace drops back to 3rd as Dale Earnhardt leads lap 448! Now Jeff Gorvette will begin to draft on Dale Earnhardt!

Ned Carrett: Maybe in the end, Jeff will pass him to get his 3rd career win!

(lap 458)

Ray Reverham: Ok! Go to the inside of the 3 car!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok!

Dale Earnhardt: Hey, Wonder Boy! You're fighting me for the lead!

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah! I'll beat you at the end of the race!

Dale Earnhardt: We'll see!

Ken Squier: Right now, Dale Earnhardt and Jeff Gorvette are fighting for the lead!

Ned Carrett: And they're really good friends!

Jeff Gorvette: Come on! This is for you, cheif! (passes Dale Earnhardt)

Dale Earnhardt crew cheif: Get behind the 24!

Dale Earnhardt: Ok! He's one of my friends now! (drafts on Jeff Gorvette)

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette gets a great pass on Earnhardt and will lead lap 458!

Spike: Now Dale Earnhardt will have a chance to draft on Jeff Gorvette! The mean blue car, Rusty Wallace is still in 3rd!

(lap 463)

Rusty Wallace: Right behind your tail, Earnhardt!

Dale Earnhardt: Huh? It's you again! You're the mean blue car that takes the lead away from Jeff Gorvette!

Rusty Wallace: Not gonna block m again! (passes Dale Earnhardt)

Dale Earnhardt: No! It can't be!

Rusty Wallace: Now behind you're tail, kid!

Jeff Gorvette: WHAT!? I THOUGHT YOU'RE OUT BY THE INTIMINATOR!

Rusty Wallace: HA! TAKE THIS! (dumps Jeff Gorvette)

Pinkie: Uh, oh! Jeff Gorvette is spinning around!

Jeff Gorvette: OH NO! I'M GONNA CRASH!

(luckly, Jeff saved it)

Spike: HE MISSED IT BY THAT MUCH!

Ray Reverham: Ready to pit?

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah! I almost crashed!

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace leads lap 463 and Jeff Gorvette is now coming to pit road!

Spike: Yeah! I can't belive he almost crashed, but misses the wall by 2 feet! It would be 4 tires and 1 can of fuel! 4 tires becuase he got spun by Rusty Wallace on the backstretch!

(finish)

Dale Earnhardt: NOW YOU'RE GONNA BE INTIMINATED OUT OF THE WAY!

Rusty Wallace: NO!

Ken Squier: And Rusty Wallace wins at Martinsville!

Ned Carrett: YEAH! WE WANT DALE TO WIN THE RACE!

Spike: RUSTY WALLACE, BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pinkie: RUSTY, YOU'RE MEAN LIKE CHICK HICKS!

Dale Earnhardt: Yeah! BOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Bill Racelott: You suck, Rusty!

Jeff Gorvette: I agree with both of you guys! Go home and get lost like Chick Hicks!

Rusty Wallace: ARGH!