Scary Wario

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**Scary Wario** is the older brother of **Scary Waluigi** and holder of the **Phantom Garlic**. He shares many similarities to the normal **Wario**, but is not the same person.

Created by the Phantom Garlic, alongside his brother, Scary Wario dedicates his life to all things fresh and cool. He owns the Garlic Shotgun and Wahmobile, both of which have been self proclaimed as "based". Scary Wario has the ability to manipulate souls and rid people of The Evil. He can also revive himself, fly, teleport, has super strength and, when enraged, become the Wario Apparition.

## Story

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After obtaining the Wahmobile, Scary Wario was split up with his brother after being ran over by Jade and Mario. After awakening, he entered a Subyow and suffered a hallucinogenic attack. Scary Wario later chased down Evil Fredy, who led him straight to Jade, Mario and Scary Waluigi. There, Evil Fredy murdered the entire group in one blow.

Now in purgatory, Scary Wario, alongside the others, were forced to fight off Scary Wario's old highschool bullying victim, Bõnnié. Bõnnié manages to successfully kill Mario, which sends Scary Wario into a blind rage. He shoots Bõnnié with his Garlic Shotgun exactly 34 times in the head, killing him instantly. This rage, however, made Scary Wario's form unstable, which allowed Evil Fredy to take over.

Now Evil Wario, he set out on a killing spree of each member of the group. They could never truly die however, as Evil Fredy made sure they came back each and every time. Eventually, the group managed to kill Evil Wario, but the spirit of Evil Fredy was still inside, transforming Evil Wario into Evil Skelewario. The slaughter continued, before the group used the Phantom Garlic to seal Evil Fredy inside.

After Evil Fredy was sealed, Scary Warios pet Crabdog, Steve, was brought into the Purgatory. This positive force was enough to break Scary Wario out of Evil Fredys control properly. After this, Jade once again, infuriated, started a constant loop of murdering the group. And overall just being a bit of a bitch. This forced Scary Wario to absorb the soul fragments of Evil Fredy, risking his own life for a temporary power boost to defeat Jade.

After her defeat, Scary Wario used the Phantom Garlic to return home.

Returning back to a desolate Peach's castle, Scary Wario is murdered by the lamenting, newly transformed Evil Mario. He is not long after revived by his brother, Scary Waluigi, with the aid of the Phantom Garlic. With the brothers power together, they destroy Evil Marios defences and free his soul of the last shard of Evil Fredy. Now, with the Phantom Garlic free of Evil Fredy's corruption, the group return to Scary Warios home.

Now home, each member of the group takes turns taking a fat fucking shit, until Jade begins stealing Scary Warios shit. This sends him into a blind fury once again, and after killing her, running her over, throwing her out of windows, and eating her (and nearly Mario) as the Wario Apparition, Scary Wario falls asleep on his mattresses bed in the middle of a hallway.