JimmyyDean

> "I am Jimmy Dean, the feathered rat and HOLY Knight to the RAT KING. I am here to ensure the well-being of all ratists alike, and be the sworn sword of Electric\_Rat."
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## The Maker of Meats

### The sad life of Jimmyy Dean before ratism

Jimmyydean is now known as a loyal and devout follower of ratism, but he used to be a humble meat maker in the now defunct city of Sturlungar. He spent his days caring for his hundreds of cows, pigs, sheep, and chickens, and making his world famous sausage. He was a skinny, unmuscular, and weak boy. He was unable to produce liquids such, and sweat and tears. The only thing he prided his hooman body with has his lucious HAIR. The ability to not produce water cursed him with a forever dry mouth; as result the only things he could digest was the milk from his cows and eggs from his chickens. One might wonder why he made a sausage he could not enjoy himself, he wondered that himself. Little did Jimmyy know that this would be his last year living the depressing life of a hooman.

## The Birth of the SPEAKER

The day started normally, Jimmyy went to sell some sausage in the town center when all of a sudden a great LIGHTNING BOLT flew from the SUN and impacted in the middle of town center. A crack emerged and from that cracked sprouted a sparkling spring. Immediately one man and one woman hopped in the spring for it was a hot summer day. In an instant the water started to bubble, and a most glorious smell erupted from the depths (it smelled as one does when they return home from getting the rat gym after getting ALMIGHTY GAINS all day); it tasted of salt and MUSCLES. The rest of the towns people backed away and the two that bathed went to their homes to dry. Most will say that night was uneventful (all except the two bathers), it was the calm before the storm.

In the morning the two that bathed in the water rushed to the town center and announced the birth of THE GREAT SPEAKER, ELECTRIC RAT. The town's people called the two that bathed liers and tossed insults, saying that it was not possible. Then the SPEAKER emerged from the GLORIOUS SPRING and announced that it was true for the GREAT RAT KING had made it so. Instantly the town's people sprinted to his side so that they could admire his body; from the top of his brows, to his **almost** godly muscles, to every drop of sweat that ran down his muscles; he was absolutely perfect.

> "It all began in the city of Sturlungar, where the Speaker had been born out of a cloud of sweaty passion, excrement's that resemble the juices of passionate relations! It is true, peasants around the arrival of The Speaker were then lathered in the thick juices of jealousy, though, as the air cleared, the muscles of of the Speaker poked through, and the surrounding people of Sturlungar had no choice but to rush to the Speaker's midst, and scatter to the floor for the chance to taste a drop of his sweat." -The birth of **Electric\_Rat** described by another witness.
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The GREAT RAT KING'S chosen one was born, but the People of **Sturlungar** were not the only ones that knew. Another nation's false deity had sensed the power of the one true god, the RAT KING, and sent his disciples to kill **Electric\_Rat** before he grew to full power and bring Ratism to the world. But the heretics were not enough, **Electric\_Rat** cast the front gates open and SLAPPED the heretics unmuscular cheeks into submission. They collapsed to their knees and begged for forgiveness. It is here that **Electric\_Rat** let his voice ring out about the great paradise the world would become if they dedicated themselves to **Ratism**. The heretics pledged themselves and were heretics NO MORE. The people of Sturlungar were converted to the frist Ratists, making Sturlungar the birth of **Ratism** on Eldham.

## Birth of the Feathered RAT

Jimmyy, like many other people of **Sturlungar**, was in awe of what he just witnessed. But unlike the others did not feel any conviction to help the speaker and worship him, so while the people had a great feast that evening (a big part of that feast being JimmyyDean's sausages), Jimmyy slept. His sleep was not normal though, for in his dreams he was visited by the GREAT RAT KING. He did not know what language was being spoken or wven what words were being said, be he knew the meaning, he understood it; for it was the most beautiful words that had ever been spoken to him. Then he awoke in a flash, feeling different. His veins pulsed with conviction, he looks at himself to see that he was RIPPED, glistening with SWEAT, his eyes bubbling with TEARS, and his luscious locks were gone for he was now a RAT. A MOST GLORIOUS **RAT**, but with FEATHERS. This transformation blessed Jimmyy, and gave him purpose beyond beating his sausages (JimmyyDean sausages). HE WAS REBORN!!!