Big Man

**Derotiquo Sodiq Drueloaloep**, also known as **Big Man**, Big Man Obama or Big Man Curry, was a professional football for oh dear. He was royalty in 46 different African countries due to his country the Big Man Caliphate, owned every court in Africa and was the richest man on Jupiter after establishing a large settlement in the planet's atmosphere. He made his debut for the club in the first season and was a mainstay ever since. He mainly played as a striker, but has also deputised on the wing on multiple occasions. He and Jesus Christ developed an almost telepathic link working together to score the goals for oh dear. At the end of the 2020-21 season Big Man announced his retirement from football, though he later un-retired and re-joined oh dear. His child, Lil Man, has also signed for oh dear on a season long loan with an option to extend and buy. Big Man became incredibly famous for his blue mullet and could hardly be noticed when he got a hair cut.

## Playing Career

### oh dear

#### Formation of oh dear

Big Man, alongside Jesus Christ came together to form the club oh dear. Players were reluctant to join, but the club slowly gained a group of them and entered into the EA Sports Pro Clubs League in Division 10. For the first few seasons the club battled relegation and promotion, struggling to reach the higher divisions

#### Club Takeover

In 2020, ahead of the 2020-21 season, Big Man, through his company Big Man Ltd., successfully completed a takeover of the club alongside Martin Hudson's Hudson Group which injected millions into the club for infrastructure, players and staff

#### 2020-21 season

In the 2020-21 season the club welcomed hoards of new faces and new deals, the most high profile of which was with the United Kingdom's parliament and the Prime Minister. This deal welcomed the current Prime Minister to be guaranteed the right back position at the club and so far all Prime Ministers since this deal was signed have taken up this offer.

#### 2021-22 season

Big Man was unavailable for the beginning of the season but in December of 2021, oh dear announced that Big Man would be returning to the club. He returned with a brand new hair cut and plenty of goals

### Retirement

At the end of the 2021-22 season Big Man reluctantly announced his retirement from football to focus on the running of oh dear and the Big Man Caliphate

## Personal Life

### Legal Battles

#### Ezequiel - Shan Case

Big Man's second cousin, Ezequiel, married a woman named Shan, but Big Man became jealous and wanted Shan for himself, so he had a secret affair with her but when Ezequiel found out about it, he was furious as Shan had just given birth to Ezequiel's first child so he took Big Man to court but as Big Man owns all the courts in Africa, he paid off the people, made his friends the jury and appointed himself as the judge. Of course, he won the case, officially got with Shan and got custody of Shan's child, which he named Lil Man. Ezequiel was sentenced to death by flamethrower, which started at his feet and went up to his head.

#### Connections with Jeffrey Epstein

After the disclosure of many names of people that had been associated with the Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, it was rumoured that Big Man was one of the people that would be mentioned. Other rumours have said that the Big Man Caliphate and the Drueloaloep family have paid millions in order to keep Big Man's name from being released.

### Finances

In July of 2021, Big Man became the worlds second trillionaire, only after Jesus Christ, through investments and the sale of indulgences.

### Pride

Big Man created what is now known as Pride as a cult-like organisation in the Democratic Republic of the Congo and in the Central African Republic. After creating a flag for his group, members of the LGBT+ community took notice of Big Man's teachings and the flag and incorporated it into their ideology.

### Death of Shan

Main article: Death of Shan
On the 26th of November 2021, Big Man's wife Shan passed away in Montenegro after a drive by followed by a fist fight. This death deeply saddened the club and most importantly, Big Man. The Fiat Punto she was driving was transported to the Big Man Arena.

### UN Investigations

In April of 2022 the UN announced an investigation into Big Man's assets in Saudi Arabia. He was suspended from training and playing games with oh dear, but after the investigation was concluded and all charges were dropped on the 9th of April, he returned back to training and won Man of the Match in his first game back

Later in the year, in November, Big Man completed the deal for Robert Dragan from Botoșani, but shortly after was forced into hiding after the United Nations started a man hunt after it was revealed that he executed Ezequiel after Shan's death. In late November Big Man was found in a bunker in the south of the Central Asian Federation on the border with the Big Man Caliphate and the UN apprehended him and took him into custody shortly after. Big Man wished for his trial to take place in Sierra Leone, but the UN realised what he actually wanted and moved the trial to the US. His trial took place in late 2022 and after some debate, all charges were dropped.

A third investigation was also ongoing and at the end of 2022 Big Man was detained in the United States while on a funding rally to help finance the improvement of the oh dear Sports Complex and was subsequently arrested and put into UN custody in the United Nations Detention Unit in The Hague, the Netherlands

### Death

Main article: Death of Big Man
Soon after Big Man had arrived at the United Nations Detention Unit, Big Man had arranged for a glass of water to be brought to him, but a member of the hospital staff spiked his drink with octoxide which meant Big Man was forced to be brought to a hospital in the Hague. After 3 days it was found that he had grown a third leg which had to be amputated. After two weeks in the hospital Big Man was brought back to his family house in the Congo and passed away soon after. He was laid to rest at the family plot in his hometown of Kinshasa, DR Congo alongside his wife Shan.

An investigation into who spiked his drink was launched soon after his death and it was revealed as a member of the hospital staff who revealed that ISIS had placed a bounty on Big Man prior to his arrest with a reward of over $3 million promised to whoever managed to kill him as they had plans to seize control of the Big Man Caliphate after his death. After this information was released the Big Man Caliphate announced a military operation to attack and destroy the Islamic State and its members.

### Cloning

Main article: Cloning of Big Man
The cloning of Big Man was the process of cloning former oh dear player Big Man and the subsequent enhancement using cybernetics. Following the death of Big Man, his body was taken from his home and transported to a lab in Switzerland where DNA was then extracted from the body and sent back to Kinshasa to begin the cloning process and the lab in Switzerland began to work on the cybernetics.

### Silk Production

Following Big Man's death, friend and oh dear player Jesus Christ revealed in an interview that Big Man could produce silk. Jesus stated that Big Man produced silk instead of semen and sperm when he ejaculated. Jesus revealed that the first time he knew about this was when, "one day, just before training [Big Man] walked up to me and asked if he could show me something and so I agreed and he walked down into the kit room and proceeded to ejaculate, but instead of semen being produced it was silk". Jesus later revealed that Big Man had also told him that all oh dear jerseys were made of this material and a large storage facility in the Central African Republic housed all of the excess silk