2015 Dinoco Light 350 (TAOC&F: The Movie: Final Race) (if Lightning McQueen was a mean racer)

The **2015 Dinoco Light 350** at the Motor Speedway of the South is know for a huge accident that took out 8 cars in The Adventures of Chuck & Friends: The Movie. Jeff Gorvette wins the race.

## Transcript

### The Final Battle

* Acer: Oh, hello, there. You must be the talking truck. And you must be... his old racer.
* Luke: Old racer? (Dinoco pittes gasp) ATTTACK!

### The Big One on the final lap/The Big Crash

* Bob: This is it! One lap to go in the Dinoco Light 350, and Lightning McQueen is still in the lead!
* Biggs: Come on Chuck!
* Paramount Picture Fan: I Think There’s Gonna Be A Cool Victory Down To Memory Lane.
* Darrell: Wow Chuck Got The Lead By Passing Lightning!
* Lightning McQueen: SO LONG, BOBBY! (hits Bobby Swift)
* Bobby Swift: AAAAH!!
* Natalie Certain: OH TROUBLE BIG WRECK BEHIND CHUCK, LIGHNTING AND VICTOR!!!!
* Darrell: God Me That’s A Even Bigger One Then The Dinoco 400 Wreck for 10 Years.
* Tyrone Cartip: WHHOOOAAAA!!!!
* Mark Racingtire: AHHHHHH!!!!
* Reb Meeker: DOOHHHH!!!!
* Cal Weathers: AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
* Mickey Rodger: (Mickey Hit Tonic Testaburger) NO NO NO NO NO NO!
* Sterling Carlin: AHHH AM SO SPINNING!
* Bill Jakers: OH NO! (Collects Jimmy Cables)
* Jimmy Cables: (Goes airborne) AHHHHHHHHHH!! I AM FLYING! (Hits Jeff Green)
* Tommy Highbanks: OWWW!!! I SPINNING OUT IN CONCTROLLL!!! (Hits Tony Gaswart)
* Chip Gearings: AHHH! (Hits Phil Tankson)
* Kurt Buschtire: Whoa! Ah
* Speedy Comet: WHOA!
* Greg Tirecar: HA HA! Hello.
* Speedy Comet: He, he! AHH! (Hits Dale Earnhardt Jr, Sterling Carlin, Tony Gaswart, Johnny Blamer and Bashman)
* Greg Tirecar: Huh?
* Clipper Tirecar: AHHHH!!! (Hit Greg Tirecar)
* Phil Tankson: WHHAAA-HAAAA!!!
* Greg Tireacar and Cliper Tirecar: AAAHHHH!!!!
* Ernie Gearson: WHOA!!! (hit Bobby Roadtesta)
* Bob Cutlass: Wait a second, Darrell, Jeff Gorvette is in the wreckage.
* Darrell Cartrip: There's no way the legend can make it through! Not in one piece that in.
* Jeff Gorvette: (Jeff Gorvette continues dodging the other racers who are sliding across the track.) Uh oh, ok here we go! Going up! (Then he bounces on Greg's undercarriage up into the air) WHHOOO-HOOO! I am flying! Going down. (Jeff Gorvette exhales deeply and having his tongue down and Gorvette's then lands back on the ground)
* Darrell Cartrip: Look at that, Gorvette made it through!
* Bob: Jeff Gorvette is in the lead.
* All Commentators: HERE THEY COME THEY HAVE GOT IT!
* Darrell: JEFF GORVETTE WINS AT THE DINOCO LIGHT 350!!!!! Chuck Is Second Fred Faster 3rd Gerald Jefferson Junior 4th Lightning McQueen 5th Victor 6th Brian 7th Margo 8th Edith 9th A Car Called Park Leland Junior Was The Only Car Beep Axler 11th and Spencer 12th to make it out of that wreck he placed 12th In this race.
* Bob : Boy That Was Crazy
* Darrell: Let’s see how Jeff Gorvette reacted to winning this race.

### Jeff Gorvette On His Win

* Jeff Gorvette: Woo! My hooves are burning, baby! They are burning! (laughs) Oh, look at this, I gotta tiptoe, I gotta tiptoe.

### Lightning McQueen Gets Fired

* Lightnting McQueen: WHAT THIS JEFF GORVETTE WINS THE RACE AT THE ONE TIME!!!!
* Rusteze Pitty: Oh my gosh!
* Donald Fuelins: Oh no!
* Mario Wheeler: No, no! Why! Why did you do that at the race?
* Lightning McQueen: (furious) **I FREAKING** **LOST THE MISSING RACE FOR DINOCO LIGHT 350 AT MOTOR SPEEDWAY BECAUSE ALL OF YOU SUCK!!!!!!!**
* Rusteze Pitties: (Gasp)
* Not Chuck: What the?!
* Mario Wheeler: I so sorry, Lightning Mc-
* Johnny Blamer: WHAAAAA!! HA! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!! I SORRY LIGHTNING MCQUEEN!!!
* Lightning McQueen: This is how exactly why I don't bring you along to these things?!
* Not Chuck: Because, I don't like you, Lightning McQueen! You fired on the Piston Cup is a Season!
* Lightning McQueen: Fired? WHAT!
* Tow Mater: Yeah! I don't like you, Lightning!
* Rusteze Crew Chief: WELL NO LIGHTNING MCQUEEN THIS IS WHY WE USUALLY DONT HAVE YOU! MICHAEL IS MORE NICER!
* Rusteze Pitty: BOO! YOU SUCK, Lightning McQueen!
* Lightning McQueen (raging): NO BOO MICHAEL! MICHAEL MCQUEEN POPPY SEED IS THE WORST DANG RACER IN EXISTANCE! HE MUST GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF THAT USELESS IDIOT!
* Rusteze Boss: THATS IT LIGHTNING YOUR GETTING FIRED!
* Lightning McQueen (raging): BOSS DONT YOU UNDERSTAND YOU ARE DUMB! MICHAEL NEEDS TO BE FIRED NOT ME IM THE BETTER RACER ON THE TEAM! YOU GASTON!!!!!
* Tow Mater: Mario, you fight him!
* Lightning McQueen: I HATE THE LITTLE CARS!!!!
* Mario Wheeler: Go away, Lightning McQueen!
* Lightning McQueen: I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!
* Mario Wheeler: No more yelling!
* Tow Mater: You stupid Lightning McQueen!
* Lightning McQueen: What did you say?!
* Tow Mater: I say, stupid Lightning McQueen!
* Lightning McQueen: What?! I had a fired at this, Mater!
* Johnny Blamer: (Cries) Leave me alone!
* Donald Fuelins: Chuck the Truck is a better Racer you more on!
* Tow Mater: This here we one the Race cars we got here, Lightning! You got That?!
* Lightning McQueen: That It STUPID FREAKING TOW MATER!!!!!!
* Tow Mater: RUN!!!!
* Mario Wheeler: Because of you, I am now Stay in this pit Stop!
* Not Chuck: Yeah!
* Donald Fuelins: Me To!
* Lightning McQueen: I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP! **I DON'T WANT YOUR HELP!!!**
* Tow Mater: Well you know what, McQueen?! That's fine with Me! Becauce I never wanted to screw up this race for you in the first place! I come with you to this trip and this is what I get from you!
* Mario Wheeler: Chuck, Throw him at the Hauler?
* Not Chuck: With pleasure.
* Lightning McQueen: (Chuck Grap Lightning) Hey, Stop It! Get me down, you idiot!
* Not Chuck: Goodbye. \*Throw Lightning McQueen\*
* Lightning McQueen: \*Fall Down\* **AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!** \*Crash in the Hauler\*
* Charlie Melvin: and Stay out!

### Drive Parkerson Jr Gets Fired

* Bradley Drifston: WELL WELL WELL IF IT ISN'T DRIVE JR!
* Drive Parkerson Jr: THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS JEFF WINS, LIGHTNING GETS FIRED AND I GET INVOLVED IN THE CRASH!
* Bradley Drifston: I'M GLAD YOU GOT INVOLVED IN THE CRASH CAUSE YOU ARE FIRED TOO!
* Drive Parkerson Jr: WHAT!
* Peter Pearce (Singing): Bye bye Drive Jr! Bye Bye Drive Jr!
* Drive Parkerson: SHUT UP PETER! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO MY NEPHEW!
* Bradley Drifston: YOU AGAIN! I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT OF THE GARAGE!
* Drive Parkerson: NO I WILL NOT! RESIGN JUNIOR NOW OR I'M GONNA DAMAGE YOUR WHEELS!
* Peter Pearce: GUIDO REMOVE THERE TYRES!
* (Guido removes Drive Parkerson and Drive Jr's tyres)
* Drive Parkerson Jr: NO NOT OUR TYRES!
* Drive Parkerson Jr: I HATE YOU SO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHH! I HOPE YOU GO BANKRUPT!
* Bradley Drifston: YOU, DRIVE PARKERSON AND LIGHTNING MCQUEEN ARE A DISGRACE TO RACING! LIGHTNING AND DRIVE JR CAUSED CAL WEATHERS AND DALE EARNHARDT JR TO HAVE THEIR CAREER END BECAUSE OF YOU!
* Not Chuck: YOU TWO ARE GONNA BE IN THE HAULER AND ARE GONNA BE GOING TO COURT WITH LIGHTNING MCQUEEN!
* Drive Parkerson Jr: Hey get off me now you selfish pitty!
* Not Chuck: Get out of here! Now your turn Drive Parkerson!
* Drive Parkerson: Let me go at once!
* Not Chuck: Leave my site and never come back!

### Lightning McQueen at court

* Judge: Lightning McQueen, you're a big dumb racer.
* Lightning McQueen: Really?
* Judge: Yep. Not Chuck said Because I Don't Like you Lightning McQueen you fired on the Piston Cup is a Season.
* Lightning McQueen: I could still have answers.
* Judge: Yeah. wrong answers. And your Scene in Cars 2.
* Lightning McQueen: Who cares! It's just still get Mad at Mater be good.
* Judge: **NO!** It's Alternate Scene! and specially all of them, **WRONG!**
* Lightning McQueen: It's the oppisite!
* Judge: It's not the oppisite, Lightning! Here's a question about states and capitals. If you get it right, you'll stay in the Piston Cup community. If you get it wrong, you'll go to jail for your **LIFE**!
* Lightning McQueen: This is gonna be easy!
* Judge: What's the capital of Oregon?
* Lightning McQueen: New Jersey.
* Judge: **WRONG**! The answer is actually Salem! I'll take you to jail!

### Drive Parkerson and Drive Parkerson Jr at court

* Judge: Another 2 cars Drive Parkerson and Drive Jr.
* Drive Parkerson Jr: I could have won if stupid Reb Meeker didn't crash into me!
* Judge: To include as well you Drive you came in and injured one of Reb Meeker's pitty.
* Drive Parkerson: Well that dumb pitty deserves it.
* Judge: This a question to ask for you Drive Parkerson and Drive Jr. If you get it right, you'll stay in the Piston Cup community. If you get it wrong, you'll go to jail for your **LIFE**! Just like Lightning McQueen!
* Drive Parkerson: This is perfect!
* Judge: What's the capital of Oregon?
* Drive Parkerson: California.
* Judge: NO! Drive Jr what about you?
* Drive Parkerson Jr: Ohio.
* Judge: YOU TWO ARE SO WRONG! The answer is Salem! You too are going to jail!
* Drive Parkerson (Crying): NOOOOOOOOOO!

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