CheapSkate Choice Awards 2020

The **CheapSkate Choice Awards 2020** (also referred to as the **CheapShow Awards** and **The Cheap-os**) was the second annual awards for the best moments from CheapShow, as chosen by the CheapSkates. The awards ceremony was held on 28 August 2020 at the Piss-Limo Gentleman’s Club and was released as Ep 193: The CheapShow Awards 2020: The Brandoff Connection. The awards are organised and collated by Rhianan MacDonald.

## Nominations

The nominations opened on 1 February 2020 at 12:00GMT and CheapSkates were able to put forward candidates in 10 different categories. Nominations closed on 14 March 2020 at 17:00GMT. Nominations were available for the following categories:

* **Favourite Moment**
* **Favourite Episode**
* **Favourite Character**
* **Favourite *Tales from the Shopfloor***
* **Favourite Paul moment**
* **Favourite Eli moment**
* **Funniest Quote**
* **Most Offensive Thing Said By A Presenter**
* **Best Eli Rant**
* **Best Insult**

## Voting

Voting was held in two stages; the first round to select 5 or 10 finalists per category, and the second round to determine the winners.

Round one was open from 3 April 2020 at 18:00GMT until 1 May 2020 at 18:00GMT. Round two was open from 8 May 2020 at 12:00GMT until 5 June 2020 at 18:00GMT.

## Results

The results were announced on Ep 193: The CheapShow Awards 2020: The Brandoff Connection:

* Wooden spoon through the floor whilst having a shit ❹ →
* Tesco Precum John ❸ →
* Ashens' one ❷ →
* "Stump handed cunt goblin" - Eli ❹
* "You fat minded, stumpy fingered, creativly creatively cunt" - Paul ❸
* "You look like every single member of the cast of Auf Wiedersehen, Pet" - Paul ❷
* Ranting about Derek's rugs ❾ →
* Sentence structure during a *Tales from the Shop Floor* ❽ →
* "Hello Gandalf" ❼ →
* Rant about how to fuck a bumblebee ❻ →
* Good Mythical Morning stealing content ❺ →
* Pooey DVD rant ❹ →
* When Paul tried to ban the *Sauce Report* ❸ →
* The use of the term "mint on card" ❷ →
* "Come round here, go round there" - Paul & Eli ❾
* "British man opens fire at Ghostbusters convention" - Eli ❽
* "Careful love, your crab bucket's hanging out!" ❼
* "Mate, treading on thin water..." - Paul ❻ →
* "Derek wants to fuck a tiger" ❺ →
* "I realised then, what I should've known... They were Irish" - Derek ❹ →
* "Street Chowf!" ❸ →
* "To see if people are stealing our ideas, we'll eat each other's cum and see if they do it" - Paul ❷ →
* Paul's Scottish of Irish impressions ❹
* Whenever Eli said that Paul had to bleep out from episode 125 ❸ →
* "I'll make love to you in your sleep little girl" - Eli ❷
* Uncle Grumbly ❾ →
* Story-time Grandad ❽ →
* Jimmy Biscuits ❼ →
* Spanish Moriarty ❻ →
* Charity Shop Vampire ❺ →
* John Cunnyhole ❹ →
* Tumpy ❸ →
* Dutch DJs ❷ →
* Birth of the *Sauce Report* ❾ →
* "Licky licky fanny fanny" ❽ →
* *Gannon's Golden Games* intro ❼ →
* "Poo poo out of bumhole" ❻ →
* Paul: "Out of curiosity, how disappointed was your dad when he heard this podcast?" Eli: "I think he was pretty... He did a PhD in English Literature..." ❺ →
* "Oh, I do like to fucking molest a bee" ❹ →
* Giving up as Sherlock, and becoming *Spanish Moriarty* ❸ →
* Losing his shit and singing "COME ROUND HERE, COME ROUND THERE, UP ROUND THERE" in a loop ❷
* Singing the Winkie song ❾ →
* *Uncle Grumbly* explaining what's in his jam ❽ →
* His breakdown at Brent Cross ❼ →
* Throwing the toilet water-soaked DVD at Eli ❻ →
* *Charity Shop Vampire* wants to suck your cock ❺ →
* Drinking the cannabis-infused wine ❹ →
* "Oh girl, with ya hot hot bod" ❸ →
* Slip-ups with the English language ❷
* "I've got a Bone Hoover" ❾ →
* Eli farting ❽
* Eli as *Moriarty* ❼ →
* Derek's first story ❻ →
* Two nuns sitting beside Paul and Eli, forcing them to behave and creating an awkward situation ❺ →
* The discovery of Winkie ❹ →
* "Street Chowf" ❸ →
* Explaining "grapefruiting" to Octav1us ❷ →
* Episode 113: 221b Baker Street ❾ →
* Episode 101: The "Other" Live One! ❽ →
* Episode 151: Mostly Unhaunted ❼ →
* Episode 119: Bone Hoover ❻ →
* Episode 114: Winkie ❺ →
* Episode 105: The Brookside Tiger ❹ →
* Episode 127: Green, Green, Wine ❸ →
* Episode 116: Spoff Pot ❷ →
* ***Episode 134: The Office Day Trip To Brighton*** 🏆 →

## References

1. ↑ *ANNOUNCEMENT TIME* - @projectcheapsk8 Twitter (accessed 14 March 2020)
2. ↑ *And nominations are now closed!* - @projectcheapsk8 Twitter (accessed 14 March 2020)
3. ↑ *After countless delays, I'm finally ready to announce...* - @projectcheapsk8 Twitter (accessed 17 September 2020)
4. ↑ *And the first round of voting is now closed!* - @projectcheapsk8 Twitter (accessed 17 September 2020)
5. ↑ *The second round of voting is now OPEN!* - @projectcheapsk8 Twitter (accessed 17 September 2020)
6. ↑ *And voting has closed!* - @projectcheapsk8 Twitter (accessed 17 September 2020)