Future of Entertainment Pt. 1

"*There's something for everyone out there. I mean, look at Glenn Beck. He built a whole website specifically for old religious KKK members in the deep south who are just now getting the internet and are kind of scared by how gay everything is. And he's there to help them.*"
―Erik
Future of Entertainment Pt. 1 is the 22nd lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on March 10, 2015. It was followed by Future of Entertainment Pt. 2 four years later.

## Summary

Erik explains how the internet will replace cable until eventually becoming the same as cable, except on the internet you can tweet at Ted Cruz.

Erik argues that the future of entertainment will be on YouTube and dominated by children, meaning vlogs. He's glad that vlogs can offer good role models for children. He watches one, but it's just boys wasting food, so he leaves a comment. Then he sees them swinging condoms at each other, so he tells them off again. Erik moves over to PewDiePie, who makes a lot of money by screaming at video games. He points out that if you don't like this sort of YouTube video, then you're basically arguing with children.

Erik explains that the internet has something for everyone. For example, one could watch Glenn Beck if they're part of the elderly Nazi demographic. Erik has a subscription to Glenn Beck, so he leaves a comment about how much Glenn Beck cries. Next Erik looks at what's going on in television, and he sees Joel McHale and Michael Kosta are making a TV show about internet comments. Erik looks up some of Kosta's stand up, but it's not good.

## Comments

*@tedcruz ah shit just found out you're actually canadian. what's worse is your dick works less days a year than congress u lil drake wannabe*
- @commentiquette

*hey any of you kids wanna learn to kiss? then head over to internet comment etiquette for all the best kissing and girlfriend lessons!**ah just kidding you can all kiss my ass you little parasites.**I'M GONNA TELL YOUR PARENTS YOU'RE NOT DOING YOUR HOMEWORK*
- Erik

*nice hair you little pussies*
- Erik

*Felix if ever you find yourself possessed by thoughts of doubt and self-erosion, just know that when the internet was first invented there was a very popular GIF of a dancing baby from the show "Ally McBeal." That dancing baby opened the floodgates to how people share content online. I remember everyone being all about that annoying little fucking dancing baby.**Everyone eventually got sick of the baby and it was lost to the ethos. BUT if that dancing baby had played video games and spoken with a delightfully obscure accent I might have been cool with that. Either way you're what, a millionaire? Good on ya, you deserve it way more than Bill Cosby who by the way you better stay the fuck away from until you get a haircut buddy.*
- Erik

*Fuck yeah you're doing gods work brother! I'm 89 years old and stopped fucking my wife ten years ago, but I still get off every time I see a bright young man like yourself speaking truth and crying. Especially the crying.**Just know everytime you decide to randomly cry during an aside to the camera, my wrinkled old jew-hating dick happily weeps with you. You're like the coolest dude on the internet and you remind me of myself when I was younger, fatter, and losing my battle with alcoholism. The next kid I abduct, I'm naming him after you!**Anyway this sure is a nice website you got here for people to pay you money while you purge yourself of rhetorical demons and those glasses make you look like gay.**Signed, The FBI
PS WE PUT CAMERAS IN YOUR CLOSET*
- AmericanPatriotRandy69

## Context

1. ↑ Senator Ted Cruz and rapper Drake were both born in Canada.

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