Greedy

Greed Gremlin

"It'll all be mine. All of it!" ~Greedy's oath

**Wade Samantha**, otherwise known as **Greedy**, is a yellow Inkling and the mechanic and the con artist of the Sinning Squids. He is plagued by the deadly sin of greed.

## Appearance

Greedy is a yellow Inkling with the Mush-Cut, pale skin, and red, demonic, slitted eyes. He wears the Headlamp Helmet, the Baby-Jelly Shirt & Tie, and the Black Norimaki 750s. He also wears the classic shorts like the majority of the roster.

## Behavior & Personality

Greedy is a hoarder by nature, taking everything he can reach by right. He's so devilish, that he even lurks through the night if he's not exhausted by then. When he’s not killing the innocent, he’s scamming the innocent.

### Personality traits

When highly angered, his eyes will glow yellow.

## Involvement

Wade's parents were always poor, having to raise a child while also trying to keep their house in order and providing food for themselves and Wade. Choosing to help them, he set out to find and bring back anything he found and bring them to his family... Unfortunately, little of this he found was money. He wasn't able to find much in regard to valuable items, and he often ended up bringing home literal garbage back home, which one can see is not beneficial to his home. He gathered coins and fallen bills, neither of which benefited either in the long run. Wade nearly gave up.

But Wade sought hope. He took anything he can get, adding to a collection of items he found. This poor boy would find anything, so at least his family had many things. It wouldn’t be of value. People told Wade to take things slow and start from the beginning.

But Wade was impulsive and went big or went home. He wanted his family to have things, so he wanted anything of value. This obsession became so great, he committed a heist of taking artifacts from museums just so he could impress his parents. But instead of impression, it was devastation. What was once a good intention turned into bottomless greed.

On the day Wade became a Sinning Squid, he had to travel a long path, hunting for food with the limited resources he had at hand. Upon reaching the cabin, a girl named Tiara was quick to flirt with him. However, Wade found he was more comfortable being around another girl at the same cabin, named Wendy. After a while, he realized there wasn't much to gather at the cabin, and even though he was normally paranoid, when he wasn't, either Wendy or Tiara would come to lighten his day. Once the remaining soon-to-be Sinning Squids arrived, he was one of the seven Inklings to bind themselves to a contract, which created a ritual to summon an evil presence, selling their souls away and putting them unconscious for five minutes.

Upon waking, Wade Samantha became the hoarding, scamming gremlin known as Greedy. He treated the poor like things of value, becoming unjustly rich as he did so. Through all his gold and gems and all his stuff he stole before, he even stole weapons from experienced warriors! To this day, Greedy takes everything he can, including lives. It’ll be hard to take back everything he ever stole.

## Powers

1. Ice magic
2. Superhuman speed
3. Weapon enhancing with Ice
4. Satanic circles
5. Vainglory Fusion

## Battle Statistics

### Stolen Melee Weapon

Greedy attacks an enemy with a stolen melee weapon of his choice.

### Stolen Ranged Weapon

Greedy attacks an enemy with a stolen ranged weapon of his choice.

### Hyper-Hoarding

Greedy swipes at an enemy, stealing something from them.

### Claiming As Own

Greedy elbows an enemy and steals from them.

### Generated Icicle Throw

Greedy spawns an icicle, then throws it at an enemy.

### Steal Fortune

Greedy elbows all enemies one by one, and steals from each of them.

### Icicle Spikes

Greedy summons icicle spikes below all enemies.

### Ice Chainsaw

Greedy forms a chainsaw made of ice, then strikes it at an enemy.

### Expensive Punishment

Greedy steals from all enemies, freezing them afterward.

### Ravaging Robbery

Greedy hastily steals from his enemies, punching and kicking them quickly.

## Vainglory

Greedy is a part of this fusion. He is Vainglory’s bottom-right tentacle. See Vanity for more.

## Weapons

Ice-enhanced, stolen weapons/Magic/Icy chainsaw/Fisticuffs

## Likes

1. Having things
2. Technology
3. Expensive things

## Dislikes

1. Spiked benches
2. When his friends are being treated poorly
3. Lotteries

## Recruitment

He’s a reluctant minion of Vanity, seeking to lead the Sinning Squids instead. May not be your ally.

## Books and Reasons

### Underworld

Greedy along with the other Sinning Squids made a deal with an evil presence, turning them into the demons they are today. Now that Greedy lives in the underworld, he gives Silent Storm the things he stole.

### Mechanical

Greedy, by no surprise, robbed quite a lot of things, including machines he uses.

### Families

Silent Storm took the longest for Greedy to impress. Eventually, though, he stole her heart, and even said to Silent Storm, "What's mine is yours."

### Villains

Greedy's avarice is proof enough for his menace. He steals weapons and uses them against the original owner!

## Weaknesses

### Greed in General

Greedy wants everything... And there just isn't enough for him... This will lead to him getting outraged if he is stolen from, even though that's karma.

### Fragility

While he may be an intellectual of weaponry and a speedster, his resistance isn't half as effective as those strengths.

### Easily Distracted

Since he wants everything, he'd definitely take something with no regard for whether or not it's a trap. This can be exploited, and on occasion, enrage him.

## Unofficial Quotes

1. "Gimme gimme gimme!"
2. "What's yours is now mine!"
3. "I'm rich. We're rich. And by we I mean I and Silent Storm!"
4. "So many things to use. It's the best and it'll only get better!"
5. "If there's anything I don't want, it's to lose you, Silent Storm."
6. "I'm no president, but I hereby declare this is a good amount, Vanity."
7. "Guns... Easy. Blades... Also easy. Turrets... Not too hard at all."
8. (Nervously) "I uhh... Wanna trade?"
9. "Sorry... Sometimes I just can't help myself."
10. "What's mine is yours, Silent Storm."

## Trivia

* He, along with Lust, Gluttony, Lazy, Wrath, Envy, and Vanity, were originally going to be recruitable, but due to their binding of the contract, this has been scrapped.