Jebidiah Thornton

Lord of the Crocodiles

Thug Capulet (First cousin once removed)

Thornton Weaponry

The Thorntoniers

The Thornton Assassins

Jebidiah Thornton (born 23 June 1957) was the CEO of Thornton Stationery Company until the 2021 Thornton Revolution occurred, where he was "eliminated". It is unknown if Jebidiah is still alive, however some people theorize that he is hiding in UK-owned taxhaven islands.

Jebidiah was born in Cambridge to a working class family. Jebidiah was a very smart child. His first words were ''Feed me, mother.'' By the age of nine, Jebidiah began attending political debates in the area of Cambridgeshire.

By the age of 14, Jebidiah began making mob connections. He became an infamous bully in his elementary school, and got involved with dangerous criminals. Jebidiah kicked his mother out of her own house, and hired one of his criminal buddies to take her to Brazil.

Jebidiah attended The University of Exeter in 1978 to study Psychology. He graduated two years early, and earned a Ph.D. in psychology. In 1981, Jebidiah became a mobster, and moved to Bethnal Green. He made a stunning £1.2 million from his mob affairs. By 1984, he had acquired a country house in Chelsea , where he found a job at Cragglethorne Stationery Co.

In the annual company summer camp in 1985, Jebidiah met Sydney and Andrew Sinclair as well as Gonzo of the Salford Branch. Sydney and Jebidiah took some Ecstacy and caused havoc at the camp. They were kicked out on the second night, which is what marked Jebidiah's hatred for the way corporate branch of Cragglethorne.

Jedidiah's long term girlfriend, Bernice, gave birth to a child in 1986. Jebidiah named him Montgomery, and then shortly kicked Bernice and Montgomery out of his mansion in Chelsea.

In January 1988, Jebidiah was imprisoned due to suspected relation to the Mob.

Jebidiah Thornton took over Cragglethorne Stationery from William Tansworth with the help of some famous people in the company including Hugo Higgins, Sydney Sinclair, and Gonzo. In December 1992, he formed The Thorntoniers and Thornton Assassins.

When he finally took control of the company, in April 1995, he changed the name of the company to Thornton Stationery Inc. and then to Thornton Stationery Company. Jebidiah was a well respected CEO, and let branch managers run branches their own ways. This led to

By 1999, he became known for bullying some of his Employees and even started the infamous manhunt on Nicholas Von Igoreviche which lasted from 2001 - 2018 ending with Jebidiah shooting Nicholas five times. He abused the Kensington and Chelsea Branch (the original branch he worked for) for cheering Nicholas on and even sent Denzel Pepper, Bernard Smith and Jasper Scunthorpe to France to sort out trouble with the fight against Reginald Stationery Inc. with no Travel insurance.

Jebidiah befriended five Nile crocodiles when he went to the Nile in 2004. Jebidiah returned back to England with all five crocodiles. The same crocodiles were injected with DNA from Jebidiah (See. Thornton Weaponry) which led to the murder of two of them by the other three. Their are currently seven Nile crocodiles living with Jebidiah.

In 2021 Jebidiah was thrown out of Thornton Stationery Inc. and replaced by his son Montgomery in the famed Thornton Revolution. Jebidiah Flew off in a helicopter and is supposedly hiding on the Isle of Rùm in Scotland, however, legally he is declared dead.

**Allies**

* Sydney Sinclair (1986 - 2011)
* Henderson Scunthorpe (1987 - 2021)
* Gonzo (1987 - 2011)
* Denzel Pepper (1988 - 2009)
* Bernard Smith (1988 - 2005)
* Tim Crescent (1989 - 2011)
* Hugo Higgins (1991 - 2001)
* Thornton Weaponry (1991 - Present day)
* David Penzance (1991 - 2011)
* The Thorntoniers (1992 - Present day)
* The Thornton Assassins (1992 - Present day)
* Grover Ecclestone (1994 - 2007)
* Cecil Longstaff (2000 - 2011)
* Jebidiah's Nile Crocodiles (2003 - Present Day)

**Enemies**

* Bernard Smith
* Cecil Longstaff
* Conrad Evans
* Denzel Pepper
* Elvis Marshall
* Henderson Scunthorpe
* Hugo Higgins
* Jacquees Higgins
* Jasper Scunthorpe
* Life-Man
* Lucius Fox
* Montgomery Thornton
* Nicholas Von Igoreviche
* Robin Reginald
* Sasha Thornton
* Tim Crescent
* Victor Strongbow