Spamton G. Spamton

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### Relatives

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## The three R's

### Relationships

#### [THE ONCELER]

Spamton and [THE ONCELER] have a very deep bond that carries through all stages of their relationship, even through their break-ups. It seems as though they were meant for each other, both being capitalists with a large family and [VERY FUNNY GLASSES, CHECK THEM OUT HERE, ONLY $ FW@€FH%]. As most of the events that kept them apart we're caused by the people around them and was no fault of both of them, it was easy to assume they would be endgame. Even after [MY EVERYTHING, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH]'s death, Spamton stayed devoted to him, hoping for them to finally be reunited one day, even if this would mean Spamton's death.

### Relations

#### [BILL CIPHER]

After Spamton's spiraling caused by the [WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE?]'s death, [BILL CIPHER] takes him in and offers him a place in [THE NUTHOUSE]. Cipher proceeds to attempt to take care of him, comforting Spamton through his crying hours and trying to help him get [NO MORE DRUGS, TRY OUT NOW!] and find a new home, which fails. He also feeds him and takes him out on walks on a leash, because Spamton kept getting his penith thlammed into car doors without someone constantly watching him. While Cipher is very annoyed at Spamton's obsession with the Onceler, his constant crying and especially his drug abuse, he tried to be very patient with him. However, everyone has their limits and after The AAA got disbanded, he made a deal with Spamton to get his loved ones back (B. Spamton first, and then the Onceler once the deal was done) if he proceeded to do what was necessary for the deal. The deal was essentially to get a job, out of Bill's home and life. He agreed. However, B. Spamton wasn't very *pleased* with the fact that G. Spamton had basically murdered him in quite a gruesome way. This caused G. Spamton to be pretty upset about this, so Bill suggested that he apologizes to his brother. This maybe wouldn't have been *too* much of a terrible idea, if they both weren't already high as shit on multiple drugs and getting drunk while he attempted to apologize, and that's just without mentioning the fact that Spamton was blacking out the entire time while Bill basically vandalized B. Spamton's home. Eventually, Spamton had gotten sober, this time for good and didn't plan to relapse. However as it would turn out, Bill's friends basically were too busy with their own lives which caused him to get increasingly lonely, dip into drugs even more and tried drugging Spamton after he had gotten a job at Menards, voicing ads for them, to basically get him to relapse. Spamton ended up overdosing, however he didn't die and found the drugs, threw them away and went to bed. Because Bill had found this out quite soon, it caused Spamton to become uncomfortable enough and felt endangered to the point he got the fuck out of the house and called Z. Spamton to pick him up.

That was the last time either of them had been in contact with the other.

### Relatives

#### Spamton A. Spamton

[SPAMTON A. SPAMTON] is Spamtons older brother and the oldest in the family altogether.

#### Spamton B. Spamton

[SPAMTON B. SPAMTON] was [SPAMTON G. SPAMTON]'s older brother, whom he [SACRIFICED IN MY RITUAL ROOM] during a [I AM NOT WELL] in hopes of being able to [ENTER HEAVEN WITHOUT INDULGENCE]

#### Spamton Z. Spamton

[SPAMTON Z. SPAMTON] is the second youngest of the brothers and a raging alcoholic and murderer.

#### Spamton $ Spamton

[CASH MONEY] Spamton is the youngest in the family and a renowned [TROUBLEMAKER]. He is offered a home by Spamton when he is kicked out of the family home by [SPAMTON A. SPAMTON].