The Feast (Diamond Mace Story)

**Warning:** ships, turn back now or else your eyes would need therapy for like 40 years....no seriously

## Story

Blue: ORANGE!, Dinner's done

TSC: Coming! (closes chest)

(He heads to the Website kitchen)

Green: sooo...how's everybody's day, wait Where's Blue and Yellow?

Red: I'll get them, they been a lot of time together for some odd reason,

TSC: Blue just called me though?

Red: oh ok, he must be coming down soon (red sits down)

(Blue and Yellow walk downstairs holding hands)

Yellow: Hey Guys, Green how's your book coming along?

Green: Huh?, Oh uhh what book, (hits yellow's shoulder)

Yellow: Y'know, The Book with you and P- (Yellow's mouth his closed off by Green's Hand)

Blue: Hey (slaps green's hand), don't touch my W- Friend!

TSC: Hey quit fighting, Green you have something to share with the table?

Green: (silent)

Yellow: I'll grab it if you guys want

Green: NO!, I mean...you don't have too.

Yellow: (goes upstairs to Green's Room, Red and blue go up with her)

Green: (flings his fishing rod into yellows neck, Red kicks green down launching himself into the room, Blue slides himself to the dresser, Throws the book, Red catches it and kicks it against Green's head, making it fly into yellow, who kicks it down to the kitchen as she gets up, and TSC opens it up)

TSC: What the-, ohhhh

Green: No!, gahhhh...

Red: Let me and blue see, OHHHHHHH!

Green: (embarrassed)

Red: Green, do you like, like romantically, li-

yellow: Yes, he likes purple,

Green: wellll, ok a little, OK ALOT!

Blue; you don't have to be nervous about that Green, it's ok your Gay,

Green: actually Purple turned trans so now she's a girl,

Blue: Oh, that's new, well still we are here for ya bro,

Green: Thanks, lil'bro

Blue: hey just because you were born 5 minutes before me doesn't make you the older one (Green: It does!)

TSC: Wow, ok, that's already alot and we haven't even touched red's dinner

Red: it's vegetarien by the way

TSC: I guessed that, I know ya TOOOOOOOOO well Red,

(They eat dinner, Purple drops by)

Green: Oh sh!t, (Blue: Green!, No swears at the table,)

Green: (whispers, sry, she's just so, Y'know,) (Blue :oh yeah, Hey do you want to-, Green: NO!,)

Blue: alright,

(Later on,)

Blue: Hey, purps

Purple: Yeah?,

Blue: (hands him the book)

Green: (see's the book in Purps Hands)

Green: No!,

Green: (drags Blue upstairs)

Green: HARRY DID YA HAND PURPLE THE BOOK, I SWEAR I'M GONNA SHOVE YA IN THE CAULDRON IN YOUR ROOM AND TURN YA INTO A PIE IF YOU DID SO!

Blue: maybe..

Green: That's IT!

Purple: Green!, Wait!

Green: (Shoves Blue out of his hands ) Oh, umm hey Purple (Blue heads into his room and grabs a small box)

Purple: I- I actually like you too, it's ok, Your always been their for me and i've grown too you,

Green: R-Really

Purple: Yes green yes, (The both lean in and OH MY GOSH TURN THE CAMERA THE OTHER WAY SEAFOAM!, (The camera falls down the stairs)

(At the end of dinner, Blue gets down to one knee)

Blue: Hey Yellow, Ya know how we have hanged around a lot, have small dinners together and all the stuff we have did

Yellow: Yes?

Blue: do you...want to be my... Stick of heart (opens box to reveal Ring)

Yellow: (gasps turns red) Yes!, YES! Blue-y,

Blue: (puts ring on Yellows arm, the both lean in for OH MY GOSH NOT AGAIN!, SEAFOAM TURN THE CAMERA OFF!)