De-Lux O-Luxe

'How many doctors does it take to change a lightbulb head? One, apparently.'

## Cost

 *Not Required*
15,000

## Room(s)

 De-Lux Clinic

The **De-Lux O-Luxe** is a Treatment machine, used only in the De-Lux Clinic by a Doctor to cure patients with Lightheadedness, as well as various other illnesses. It is first made available during the tutorial section of Hogsport.

## Description

### Appearance

The De-Lux O-Luxe sits upon a rectangular muted blue base, which is divided into three sections; the central section, which has a short ramp with black grips, is home to the chair the patient will sit in, which is mostly a greyish-blue, with light brown cushioning on the seat, backrest and arm rests.

On the left-hand side (facing the machine) the base features a raised section, on which sits a large square bin, the majority of which is steel, with blue around the base and top. On the right-hand side is another raised section, upon which sits a round bin with a lid, in the same colouring but with yellow markings. This raised section features a groove in the front which allows a vertical pole on a bracket to slide along its length, with two round platform mounted halfway up, with the same yellow markings.

Behind each of the two bins is a large pylon in the same blue as the base, suspending a rail between them along which a suspended claw can move, so as to transfer items between the three sections.

The De-Lux O-Luxe II adds to this an extension to the square bin, and a pipe-feed to the round bin, both on the outer edges.

The De-Lux O-Luxe III further adds a short rectangular section in front of the round bin, in the same colouring, which has two raised blue trapezoids in front of the sliding mechanism. Behind the seat is a smaller set of pylons which is elsewise identical to the larger set. These suspend not a claw, but a headrest in position over the central seat.

### Function

The De-Lux O-Luxe is controlled via the Console by a Doctor. They begin by using the claw to unscrew the giant light bulb head from the patients shoulders. Which is disposed of in the square bin by the claw moving over it and dropping the now extinguished bulb.

Next the small round tray opens up and designs a new head for the patient. Interestingly, this will also calculate new clothing that might be required as well, such as new hats, glasses, earrings or even scarfs.

Once the 3D design is complete the claw move over the round bin. The lid pops open so the claw may plunge inside to grab the newly formed head. Once the head is firmly gripped in the claw it moves over the patient where it lowers the head onto the shoulders.

The patient is now back to normal and in one piece. However, survival following this procedure is by no means guaranteed.

*"It isn't very scientific."*
―Gary Carr
### Maintenance

The De-Lux O-Lux loses 5-10% of its maintenance gauge with each use. Once the gauge falls below 50%, a Janitor will automatically be called to repair it. A janitor can be summoned manually by selecting the machine and pressing .

Should the maintenance gauge fall below 15%, the machine will catch fire. A janitor will need to use an Extinguisher to put this out before the gauge reaches zero; if it is allowed to do so, the machine will explode, leaving wreckage which must be sold and replaced with a new machine before the room can resume functioning.

### Upgrades

Upgrades are performed by a Janitor with the Mechanics Qualification. The machine will not be accessible while this work is being done, although it can be interrupted and resumed without losing progress.

 Estimated Upgrade Time
 Cost
 Advanced head replacement.
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 Cost

## Requirements

### Staff

A  Doctor will be required to run the De-Lux Clinic, and by extension the De-Lux O-Luxe.

In addition, a  Janitor will be required to maintain the machine, with  Mechanics Qualifications in order to provide upgrades.

## Gallery

* Lightheadedness
* Headcrabedness
* Beheadedness
* Hotheadedness
* Byteheadedness
* Frightheadedness

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