recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Great Uncle Congo

## Relations

### Friends

Thames, Romania, Ukraine, Belarus (born 29,602 BCE), Hungary, Scunthorpe, Great Uncle Patagonia (Newcastle Burrow), Great Uncle Christchurch, Orinoco (Newcastle Burrow), Düsseldorf, Uncle Argentina, Great Uncle Pangea, Paris (Newcastle Burrow), Great Uncle Servile, Great Uncle Basque, Great Uncle Castile, Great Uncle Madrid (born 1625, Great Uncle Alaska, Great Uncle Antarctica, Great Uncle Siberia (born 1039), Great Uncle Bulgaria, Tobermory, Madame Cholet, Miss Adelaide, Great Uncle Universe, Great-Great Aunt Thessaly, Shansi, Alderney, Tomsk, Bungo, Orinoco, Wellington, Stepney, Obidos, Cairngorm The MacWomble The Terrible, Botany, Yellowstone, Ironbridge, Great Uncle Vladivostok, Dalai Gartok, Banbury, Hercules, Galloway (Brighton burrow), Hartlepool, Runcorn, Liverpool (Gwent Burrow), Montreal (born 1396), Ottawa (born 1398), Great Uncle Saskatchewan (born 1401), Great Uncle Euphrates, Great Aunt Ontario, Great Uncle Greenland, Great Uncle Athens, Great Uncle Warsaw, Great Saskatchewan (born 1245), Great Aunt Gdańsk, Great Uncle Siberia (born 1378), Great Aunt Penrith, Great Aunt Verona, Great Uncle Madrid (born 1480), Great Uncle Patigonia, Great Uncle Tierra Del Fuego, Great Uncle Helsinki, Great Uncle Coventry, Great Uncle Wolverhampton, Great Uncle Bulgaria (born 1500s), Great Uncle Northumberland, Benbecula, Great Uncle Leicester, Penzance, Serengeti, Chieftain Fashven, Great Uncle Dunedin, Onkel Bonn, Tante Lille, Chieftain Kyntire, Great Uncle Saskatchewan (born 1600s), Great Uncle England, Dundee (Loch Ness Burrow), Honourable Cousin Tokyo, Great-Great Aunt Matilda Murrumbidgee, Livingstone, Reykjavik, Quetta, Jamaica, Great-Great-Great Uncle Hapsburg Von Hohenzollern, Great Uncle Rumania, Great Uncle Budapest, Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, Palestine, Gaza, Paris (born 1946), Omsk, Didcot, Tintagel, Penzance (born 1133), Tavistock, Windsor, Exeter, Redruth, Coventry

**Great Uncle Congo** (born 34,417 BCE) is an English womble who currently resides at the Newcastle Burrow, where he serves as a burrow elder. He was born at the Newcastle Burrow in 34,417 BCE. He is notable for meeting the explorer and time traveller Tomsk on two occasions, once in 34,397 BCE when he was aged 20 and again 155 years later, in 34,242 BCE, when he was aged 175. Great Uncle Congo is also notable for his longevity, belonging to a small group of wombles, whose random gene mutations have allowed them to exceed a natural lifespan of over 30,000 years, approximately fifty times the average lifespan of a womble.
Great Aunt Ontario

## Relations

### Friends

Didcot, Tintagel, Düsseldorf, Penzance (born 1133), Tavistock, Exeter, Redruth, Great Uncle Bulgaria (born 1500s), Great Uncle Alaska, Great Uncle Antarctica, Great Uncle Siberia (born 1039), Great Uncle Bulgaria, Tobermory, Madame Cholet, Miss Adelaide, Great Uncle Universe, Great-Great Aunt Thessaly, Shansi, Alderney, Tomsk, Bungo, Orinoco, Wellington, Stepney, Obidos, Cairngorm The MacWomble The Terrible, Botany, Yellowstone, Ironbridge, Great Uncle Vladivostok, Dalai Gartok, Great Uncle Congo, Uncle Argentina, Hercules, Galloway (Brighton burrow), Hartlepool, Runcorn, Liverpool (Gwent Burrow), Banbury, Great Uncle Pangea, Paris (Newcastle Burrow), Great Uncle Euphrates, Great Uncle Greenland, Great Uncle Athens, Great Uncle Warsaw, Great Saskatchewan (born 1245), Great Uncle Servile, Great Aunt Gdańsk, Great Uncle Castile, Great Uncle Siberia (born 1378), Great Aunt Penrith, Montreal (born 1396), Otttawa (born 1398), Great Aunt Verona, Great Uncle Saskatchewan (born 1401), Great Uncle Madrid (born 1480), Great Uncle Patigonia, Great Uncle Tierra Del Fuego, Great Uncle Helsinki, Great Uncle Coventry, Great Uncle Wolverhampton, Great Uncle Basque, Great Uncle Madrid (born 1625, Great Uncle Northumberland, Benbecula, Great Uncle Leicester, Penzance, Serengeti, Chieftain Fashven, Great Uncle Dunedin, Onkel Bonn, Tante Lille, Chieftain Kyntire, Great Uncle England, Great Uncle Africa, Dundee (Loch Ness Burrow), Honourable Cousin Tokyo, Great-Great Aunt Matilda Murrumbidgee, Livingstone, Reykjavik, Sittingbourne, Guernsey, Wimbledon, Burnley (born 2003), London, Paris (chef), Great-Great-Great Uncle Hapsburg Von Hohenzollern, Quetta, Kent, Jamaica, Haydon, Wandle, Portsmouth, Malacca, Great Uncle Rumania, Great Uncle Budapest, Maldives, Auckland, Servile, Kidlington, Norton, Doddington, Abingdon, Carshalton, Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, Palestine, Gaza, Paris (born 1946), Putney, Oxford, Kingston, Blackburn, Accrington, Skipton, Leyburn, Northallerton, Stainton, Nunthorpe, Stockton, Middlesbrough, Ellwick, Merton, Washington, Jarrow, Sunderland, Whitburn, South Shields, Shotton, Stannington, Morpeth, Braintree, Omsk, St Petersburg, Wembley, Belarus, Fleet Street, Coventry

**Great Aunt Ontario** (born 18th July 1048) is an English womble who currently resides at the Wimbledon Burrow, where she serves as a burrow elder. She was born at the Old Wimbledon Burrow in 1048 and relocated to the 1816-built Wimbledon Burrow shortly after its construction. She is well respected in the Wimbledon Burrow and throughout the wider womble community, due to her age and wisdom. In 2021, she attended the 2021 Old Wombles’ Conference, along with other senior wombles over the age of five hundred.
Great Uncle Leicester

### Place of Birth

Leicester Burrow, Leicester, Leicestershire, England, United Kingdom, Europe, Earth, Milky Way

### Place of Residence

Leicester Burrow, Leicester, Leicestershire, England, Europe, Earth, Milky Way

## Relations

### Friends

Great Uncle Bulgaria, Great Uncle Alaska, Great Uncle Antarctica, Great Uncle Siberia (born 1039), Great-Great Aunt Thessaly, Tomsk, Obidos, Cairngorm The MacWomble The Terrible, Botany, Yellowstone, Ironbridge, Great Uncle Vladivostok, Dalai Gartok, Great-Great-Great Hapsburg Von Hohenzollern, Great Uncle Congo, Uncle Argentina, Hercules, Galloway (Brighton burrow), Hartlepool, Runcorn, Liverpool (Gwent Burrow), Banbury, Great Uncle Pangea, Paris (Newcastle Burrow), Great Uncle Euphrates, Great Aunt Ontario, Great Uncle Greenland, Great Uncle Athens, Great Uncle Warsaw, Great Saskatchewan (born 1245), Great Uncle Servile, Great Aunt Gdańsk, Great Uncle Castile, Great Uncle Siberia (born 1378), Great Aunt Penrith, Montreal (born 1396), Otttawa (born 1398), Great Aunt Verona, Great Uncle Saskatchewan (born 1401), Great Uncle Madrid (born 1480), Great Uncle Patigonia, Great Uncle Tierra Del Fuego, Great Uncle Helsinki, Great Uncle Coventry, Great Uncle Wolverhampton, Great Uncle Bulgaria (born 1500s), Great Uncle Basque, Great Uncle Madrid (born 1625, Great Uncle Northumberland, Benbecula, Chieftain Fashven, Great Uncle Dunedin, Onkel Bonn, Tante Lille, Chieftain Kyntire, Great Uncle Saskatchewan (born 1600s), Great Uncle England, Great Uncle Africa, Honourable Cousin Tokyo, Great-Great Aunt Matilda Murrumbidgee, Livingstone, Reykjavik, Great Uncle Rumania, Quetta, Great Uncle Budapest, Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, Palestine, Gaza, Didcot, Tintagel, Düsseldorf, Penzance (born 1133), Tavistock, Windsor, Exeter, Redruth, Coventry

**Great Uncle Leicester** (born 1750) is an English womble who currently resides at the Leicester Burrow, where he serves as a burrow elder. Leicester is a friend of Great Uncle Bulgaria, having known him for several decades. Leicester is a senior womble and is respected by the wombles of the Leicester Burrow and the wider womble community,
Belarus (born 29,602 BCE)

### Place of Birth

Newcastle Burrow, Newcastle, Tyne and Wear, England, Great Britain, Europe, Earth, Milky Way

### Place of Residence

Newcastle Burrow, Newcastle, Tyne and Wear, England, Great Britain, Europe, Earth, Milky Way

## Relations

### Friends

Thames, Romania, Ukraine, Scunthorpe, Hungary, Great Uncle Patagonia (Newcastle Burrow), Great Uncle Christchurch, Orinoco (Newcastle Burrow), Great Uncle Paris, Düsseldorf, Uncle Argentina, Banbury, Great Uncle Pangea, Great Uncle Servile, Great Uncle Basque, Great Uncle Castile, Great Uncle Madrid (born 1625), Great Uncle Alaska, Great Uncle Antarctica, Great Uncle Siberia (born 1039), Great Uncle Bulgaria, Tobermory, Madame Cholet, Miss Adelaide, Great Uncle Universe, Great-Great Aunt Thessaly, Shansi, Alderney, Tomsk, Bungo, Orinoco, Wellington, Stepney, Obidos, Cairngorm The MacWomble The Terrible, Botany, Yellowstone, Ironbridge, Great Uncle Vladivostok, Dalai Gartok, Great Uncle Congo, Hercules, Galloway (Brighton burrow), Hartlepool, Runcorn, Liverpool (Gwent Burrow), Montreal (born 1396), Ottawa (born 1398), Great Uncle Saskatchewan (born 1401), Great Uncle Euphrates, Great Aunt Ontario, Great Uncle Greenland, Great Uncle Athens, Great Uncle Warsaw, Great Saskatchewan (born 1245), Great Aunt Gdańsk, Great Uncle Siberia (born 1378), Great Aunt Penrith, Great Aunt Verona, Great Uncle Madrid (born 1480), Great Uncle Patigonia, Great Uncle Tierra Del Fuego, Great Uncle Helsinki, Great Uncle Coventry, Great Uncle Wolverhampton, Great Uncle Bulgaria (born 1500s), Great Uncle Northumberland, Benbecula, Great Uncle Leicester, Penzance, Serengeti, Chieftain Fashven, Great Uncle Dunedin, Onkel Bonn, Tante Lille, Chieftain Kyntire, Great Uncle Saskatchewan (born 1600s), Great Uncle England, Dundee (Loch Ness Burrow), Honourable Cousin Tokyo, Great-Great Aunt Matilda Murrumbidgee, Livingstone, Reykjavik, Quetta, Jamaica, Great-Great-Great Uncle Hapsburg Von Hohenzollern, Great Uncle Rumania, Great Uncle Budapest, Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, Palestine, Gaza, Paris (born 1946), Omsk, Didcot, Tintagel, Penzance (born 1133), Tavistock, Windsor, Exeter, Redruth, Coventry

**Belarus** (born 29,602 BCE) is an English womble who currently resides at the Newcastle Burrow, where he serves as a burrow elder. He was born at the Newcastle Burrow in 29,602 BCE and has resided there his entire life. At around the age of 150, he became a burrow elder. In 29,592 BCE, at the age of 10, Belarus met the explorer and time traveller Tomsk, who travelled back in time to visit him and other wombles at the Newcastle Burrow. Belarus is also notable for his longevity, belonging to a small group of wombles, whose random gene mutations have allowed them to exceed a natural lifespan of 25,000 years, approximately forty-five times the average lifespan of a womble.
Basil (donkey)

## Relations

### Friends

Professor Wyatt, Professor Horatio, Professor Honoria, Professor Anderson, Otto, Babbage, Wellington, Leonardo, Copernicus, Dr Young, Professor Inkling, Professor Theodore, Professor Oswald, Professor Othello, Professor Lucinda, Kaiser, Roger (otter), Jonathan (neuroscientist), Dr Foster, Anthony (anteater), Dover, Government Womble Scientist Group, Professor Anderson, Snape (locust), Silas Gobble Gobble's Scientist Group

### Allies

Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, Palestine, Gaza

**Basil** (born 6th March 2003) is an English donkey scientist, who became a scientist in 2022. He attended the November 2022 Science Conference in November 2022 and worked alongside Professor Horatio, Professor Wyatt and Professor Honoria and was involved in the 2022 Psychedelic Drug Tests, in which he observed Professor Wyatt after he took a dose of Snooptasy. Basil has been affected by the 2022-Present Science Slump and thus has had a lack of work since late 2022.
Francois Medusa

## François Medusa

François Medusa speaking via remote connection to his daughter, Anna Medusa, Captain John C. Star and Sergeant Pulpo Kalamares, operatives of the Plankton Army.

### Species

Blue Blubber Jellyfish (Catostylus mosaicus)

### Place of Birth

North Atlantic Empire, Atlantic Ocean, Earth, Milky Way

### Occupation

Politician (1967-2014, 2018), composer (2022-Present)

## Relations

### Friends

John C. Star, Pulpo Kalamares, Krill Bill, Jarvis (dodo), Herman Göring, Joseph Fisher, Adolf Von Termite,

### Colleagues

John C. Star, Pulpo Kalamares, Krill Bill, Jarvis (dodo), Herman Göring, Joseph Fisher, Adolf Von Termite,

### Allies

John C. Star, Pulpo Kalamares, Krill Bill, Jarvis (dodo), Herman Göring, Joseph Fisher, Adolf Von Termite,

### Enemies

Cluckington Cluckington III, Flipper Flipperton Nooter I, Silas Gobble Gobble, Great Uncle Bulgaria and President Paigue

## Political Offices

### Position4

Leader of Earth (serving jointly with Hermann Göring, Joseph Fisher, Adolf Von Termite and Jarvis (dodo))

### Predecessor4

Cluckington Cluckington III, Flipper Flipperton Nooter I, Silas Gobble Gobble, Great Uncle Bulgaria and President Paigue

### Successor4

Cluckington Cluckington III, Flipper Flipperton Nooter I, Silas Gobble Gobble, Great Uncle Bulgaria and President Paigue

**François Medusa** (born 16th February 1944) is an Atlantian jellyfish who served as joint-world leader, alongside Hermann Göring, Joseph Fisher, Adolf Von Termite and Jarvis (dodo), for a brief period of time in August 2018. He also served as Emperor of the North Atlantic Empire, Supreme Ruler of Plankton and Supreme Commander of the Plankton Army from 1967 until his retirement in 2014.

François Medusa was tortured to death by the government of Cluckington Cluckington III, Flipper Flipperton Nooter I, Silas Gobble Gobble, Great Uncle Bulgaria and President Paigue in August 2018, after they overthrew him and his co-leaders in the Deposition of Hermann Göring, Joseph Fisher, Francois Medusa, Adolf Von Termite and Jarvis. François Medusa was reconstructed in March 2022, after which he became a composer. As a composer, he has occasionally collaborated with fellow composer and former world leader John C. Star.
Chief Scientist to the Government

Wellington, the first and longest-serving Chief Scientist

The **Chief Scientist to the Government** (previously known as **Chief Scientist to the World Leader**) is a high-ranking position in the Government of Jerusalem and in the governments of many previous world leaders, such as John C. Star, Adolf Hitler and Professor Chicken Licken. The Chief Scientist to the Government is responsible for science across the world or universe and is often tasked by the government with inventing machines or systems for accomplishing the government’s goals. The Chief Scientist to the Government May also be involved in exploration, discoveries and other innovations.

Notable Chief Scientists to the Government have included Wellington, who was the first holder of the office and has served on seven occasions from 2014 to 2022, Professor Inkling, who has served on two occasions, Otto, Leonardo, Copernicus, Anthony (anteater) and Babbage. The current holders of the office are Otto and Babbage, who were appointed on the 25th July 2022, and Professor Inkling, who was appointed in August 2022.

The Chief Scientist to the Government is frequently an influential and powerful individual and has often been seen as the “power behind the world leader”. Several Chief Scientists to the Government have become world leaders themselves or overthrown their employers. Notable examples of this occurring include Wellington’s overthrow of John C. Star in 2017 and his overthrow of Frederick Star in 2020 and Otto’s ascension in 2020, which came after he promised to reinstate the Nazis as world leaders.

As of 2023, the Chief Scientists to the Government have a reduced workload, due to the 2022-2023 Science Slump, but are still engaging in work to improve Reconstruction technology.
Great Uncle Saskatchewan (born 1245)

### Place of Birth

Old Wimbledon Burrow, Wimbledon Common, London, England, Europe, Earth, Milky Way

### Place of Residence

Wimbledon Burrow, Wimbledon Common, London, England, Europe, Earth, Milky Way

## Relations

### Friends

Thames, Romania, Ukraine, Belarus (born 29,602 BCE), Hungary, Scunthorpe, Great Uncle Patagonia (Newcastle Burrow), Great Uncle Christchurch, Orinoco (Newcastle Burrow), Didcot, Tintagel, Düsseldorf, Penzance (born 1133), Tavistock, Exeter, Redruth, Great Uncle Bulgaria (born 1500s), Great Uncle Alaska, Great Uncle Antarctica, Great Uncle Siberia (born 1039), Great Uncle Bulgaria, Tobermory, Madame Cholet, Miss Adelaide, Great Uncle Universe, Great-Great Aunt Thessaly, Shansi, Alderney, Tomsk, Bungo, Orinoco, Wellington, Stepney, Obidos, Cairngorm The MacWomble The Terrible, Botany, Yellowstone, Ironbridge, Great Uncle Vladivostok, Dalai Gartok, Great Uncle Congo, Uncle Argentina, Hercules, Galloway (Brighton burrow), Hartlepool, Runcorn, Liverpool (Gwent Burrow), Banbury, Great Uncle Pangea, Paris (Newcastle Burrow), Great Uncle Euphrates, Great Uncle Greenland, Great Uncle Athens, Great Uncle Madrid (born 1480), Great Uncle Warsaw, Great Uncle Servile, Great Aunt Gdańsk, Great Uncle Castile, Great Uncle Siberia (born 1378), Great Aunt Penrith, Montreal (born 1396), Otttawa (born 1398), Great Aunt Ontario, Great Uncle Saskatchewan (born 1401), Great Aunt Verona, Great Uncle Patigonia, Great Uncle Tierra Del Fuego, Great Uncle Helsinki, Great Uncle Coventry, Great Uncle Wolverhampton, Great Uncle Basque, Great Uncle Madrid (born 1625), Great Uncle Northumberland, Benbecula, Great Uncle Leicester, Penzance, Serengeti, Chieftain Fashven, Great Uncle Dunedin, Onkel Bonn, Tante Lille, Chieftain Kyntire, Great Uncle England, Great Uncle Africa, Dundee (Loch Ness Burrow), Honourable Cousin Tokyo, Great-Great Aunt Matilda Murrumbidgee, Livingstone, Reykjavik, Sittingbourne, Guernsey, Wimbledon, Burnley (born 2003), London, Paris (chef), Great-Great-Great Uncle Hapsburg Von Hohenzollern, Quetta, Kent, Jamaica, Haydon, Wandle, Portsmouth, Malacca, Great Uncle Rumania, Great Uncle Budapest, Maldives, Auckland, Servile, Kidlington, Norton, Doddington, Abingdon, Carshalton, Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, Palestine, Gaza, Paris (born 1946), Putney, Oxford, Kingston, Blackburn, Accrington, Skipton, Leyburn, Northallerton, Stainton, Nunthorpe, Stockton, Middlesbrough, Ellwick, Merton, Washington, Jarrow, Sunderland, Whitburn, South Shields, Shotton, Stannington, Morpeth, Braintree, Omsk, St Petersburg, Wembley, Belarus, Fleet Street, Coventry, Athens, Madame Bruges

**Great Uncle Saskatchewan** (born 1275) is an English womble who currently resides at the Wimbledon Burrow, where he serves as a burrow elder. He was born at the Old Wimbledon Burrow in 1275 and relocated to the newly constructed Wimbledon Burrow in 1816, at the age of 541. He is respected in the Wimbledon Burrow and wider womble society for his age, wisdom and life experience and is often asked for advice by the younger wombles. In 2022, he attended the 2022 Womble Party and the 2022 Womble Summer Faire.
Sittingbourne

### Place of Birth

Wimbledon Burrow, Wimbledon Common, London, England, United Kingdom, Earth, Milky Way

### Place of Residence

Wimbledon Burrow, Wimbledon Common, London, England, United Kingdom, Earth, Milky Way

### Occupation

Student (2004-2010), Refuse Collector (2010-2021)

## Womble Information

### Position in Burrow

Resident (formerly refuse collector until 2021)

## Relations

### Friends

Carshalton, Wellington, Peckham, Auckland, Great Uncle Bulgaria, Tobermory, Madame Cholet, Miss Adelaide, Great Uncle Universe, Ironbridge, Shansi, Alderney, Tomsk, Bungo, Orinoco, Stepney, Obidos, Cairngorm The MacWomble The Terrible, Botany, Yellowstone, Great Uncle Alaska, Great Uncle Vladivostok, Great Uncle Universe, Great-Great Aunt Thessaly, Great Uncle Siberia (born 1039), Great Uncle Siberia (born 1378) Great Uncle Saskatchewan (born 1401), Great Uncle Bulgaria (born 1500s), Great Uncle Leicester, Serengeti, Livingstone, Reykjavik, Guernsey, Wimbledon, Burnley (born 2003), London, Paris, Great-Great-Great Uncle Hapsburg Von Hohenzollern, Quetta, Kent, Jamaica, Haydon, Wandle, Malacca, Great Uncle Rumania, Great Uncle Budapest, Maldives, Servile, Kidlington, Norton, Doddington, Putney, Oxford, Kingston, Abingdon, Blackburn, Accrington, Skipton, Leyburn, Northallerton, Stainton, Nunthorpe, Stockton, Middlesbrough, Ellwick, Merton, Washington, Jarrow, Sunderland, Whitburn, South Shields, Shotton, Stannington, Morpeth, Braintree, Omsk, St Petersburg, Wembley, Belarus, Windsor

### Enemies

Nanny Alexandria

**Sittingbourne** (born 2000) is an English womble who currently resides at the Wimbledon Burrow. He was born at the Wimbledon Burrow in 2000 and enrolled in the Wimbledon Burrow Womblegarten at the age of four in 2004. Sittingbourne gradated from the Wimbledon Burrow Womblegarten at the age of ten in 2010 and subsequently became a refuse collector. In 2020, Sittingbourne met Dalai Gartok, the leader of the Tibet Burrow.

On the 9th August 2020, Sittingbourne was involved in the 2020 Nanny Alexandria Incident at the Wimbledon Burrow, which saw Nanny Alexandria attack and kill several wombles at the Wimbledon Burrow, including Great Uncle Bulgaria, before she was herself killed by a mob of young wombles, including Sittingbourne, to prevent her from killing any other wombles and in revenge for the wombles she had already killed. Following this incident, Sittingbourne and his friend Carshalton spoke to the police about what had happened and informed them about Nanny Alexandria’s many crimes. After they had spoken to the police, Sittingbourne Carshalton and the other Wimbledon wombles were found to be not guilty, as the killing of Nanny Alexandria had been in self-defence.
Hampstead Heath Burrow

Hampstead Heath, the location of the Hampstead Heath Burrow.

The **Hampstead Heath Burrow** (established 24th July 2022) is an abandoned womble burrow in Hampstead Heath, a park located in London, England. It was constructed on the 24th July 2022 by the decree of Tobermory, who served as its first leader and was designed to accommodate over four thousand wombles. The Hampstead Heath Burrow was built during the 2022 Wimbledon Burrow Nightclub Fiasco and was constructed to provide a refuge for the 4000 wombles who had left the Wimbledon Burrow after it had become the Wimbledon Burrow Nightclub. Tobermory, who had become the *de facto* leader of the departed wombles, was made burrow leader by a vote held by its future residents. The inhabitation of the Hampstead Heath Burrow was always intended to be temporary, with Tobermory expecting it would be abandoned within a few months. The prediction the burrow would be abandoned was correct, but overestimated the time this would take, with it being abandoned after just a few hours of inhabitation, in the early hours of the 25th July 2022. The burrow was abandoned so soon after its establishment as its residents returned to the Wimbledon Burrow following the closure of the Wimbledon Burrow Nightclub and the end of the 2022 Wimbledon Burrow Nightclub Fiasco. Though abandoned, the Hampstead Heath Burrow is in good condition and may be inhabited in the future.
Joseph Stalin

**Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin** (born **Ioseb Besarionis dze Jughashvil**) (18th December 1878 - July 2020) was a human Georgian revolutionary and Soviet political leader who led the Soviet Union from 1922 until his death in 1970 and served as a member of Karl Marx's Inner Circle from March 2018 to May 2018.
Adolf Von Termite

### Enemies

Desmond the ant, Cluckington Cluckington III, Flipper Flipperton Nooter I, Silas Gobble Gobble, Great Uncle Bulgaria, President Paigue

## Political Offices

### Position2

Leader of Earth (serving jointly with Hermann Göring, Joseph Fisher, Francois Medusa and Jarvis (dodo))

### Predecessor2

Cluckington Cluckington III, Flipper Flipperton Nooter I, Silas Gobble Gobble, Great Uncle Bulgaria and President Paigue

### Successor2

Cluckington Cluckington III, Flipper Flipperton Nooter I, Silas Gobble Gobble, Great Uncle Bulgaria and President Paigue

### Successor3

Incumbent

**Adolf Von Termite** (born 1982) is an African termite who served as joint-world leader, alongside Hermann Göring, Joseph Fisher, Francois Medusa and Jarvis (dodo), in August 2018. From 2009 to August 2018 and again since December 2021, Adolf Von Termite served as the leader of the African Termite Burrow, the largest termite burrow in the world. Adolf Von Termite was tortured to death by the government of Cluckington Cluckington III, Flipper Flipperton Nooter I, Silas Gobble Gobble, Great Uncle Bulgaria and President Paigue in August 2018, after they overthrew him and his coalition in the Deposition of Hermann Göring, Joseph Fisher, Francois Medusa, Adolf Von Termite and Jarvis. Adolf Von Termite was reconstructed in December 2021, after which he resumed his position as Leader of the African Termite Burrow and became a doctor of termite anatomy.
1953 Lesser Antilles Tropical Storm

The 1953 Lesser Antilles Tropical Storm passes over the Caribbean Sea.

The **1953 Lesser Antilles Tropical Storm** was a tropical storm which impacted the Lesser Antilles from its formation on the 27th November 1951 until its dissipation on the 1st December.

The 1953 Lesser Antilles Tropical Storm was a strong tropical storm which caused no fatalities, but resulted in minimal damage to coastal settlements and watercraft. It also prevented aircraft from flying to and from several islands in the Lesser Antilles, including Lumbaego, for its duration.
Madame Cholet

### Namesake

Cholet, a commune in Maine-et-Loire department, Pays de la Loire region, Western France, Earth, Milky Way

### Place of Birth

Wimbledon Burrow, Wimbledon Common, London, England, United Kingdom, Earth, Milky Way

### Place of Residence

Wimbledon Burrow, Wimbledon Common, London, England, United Kingdom, Earth, Milky Way

## Relations

### Friends

Great Uncle Bulgaria, Tobermory, Miss Adelaide, Bungo, Orinoco, Tomsk, Wellington, Shansi, Stepney, Great-Great Aunt Thessaly, Alderney, Yellowstone, Botany, Ironbridge, Great Uncle Rumania, Great Uncle Budapest, Livingstone, Jamaica, Atlanta, Frau Heidelberg, Paris, London

## Political Offices

### Successor1

Incumbent

**Madame Cholet** (born 1910) is an English Womble who has been serving as the Chief Cook of the Wimbledon Burrow since 1955.

Madame Cholet is a world-renown cook and is regarded by most wombles to be the most talented active Womble chief. She is also notable for being the womble with the most children and descendants, having over thee billion children and 3.5 trillion descendants.
Scunthorpe

### Place of Birth

Newcastle Burrow, Newcastle, Tyne and Wear, England, Great Britain, Europe, Earth, Milky Way

### Place of Residence

Newcastle Burrow, Newcastle, Tyne and Wear, England, Great Britain, Europe, Earth, Milky Way

## Relations

### Friends

Thames, Romania, Ukraine, Belarus (born 29,602 BCE), Hungary, Great Uncle Patagonia (Newcastle Burrow), Great Uncle Christchurch, Orinoco (Newcastle Burrow), Great Uncle Paris, Düsseldorf, Uncle Argentina, Banbury, Great Uncle Pangea, Great Uncle Servile, Great Uncle Basque, Great Uncle Castile, Great Uncle Madrid (born 1625), Great Uncle Alaska, Great Uncle Antarctica, Great Uncle Siberia (born 1039), Great Uncle Bulgaria, Tobermory, Madame Cholet, Miss Adelaide, Great Uncle Universe, Great-Great Aunt Thessaly, Shansi, Alderney, Tomsk, Bungo, Orinoco, Wellington, Stepney, Obidos, Cairngorm The MacWomble The Terrible, Botany, Yellowstone, Ironbridge, Great Uncle Vladivostok, Dalai Gartok, Great Uncle Congo, Hercules, Galloway (Brighton burrow), Hartlepool, Runcorn, Liverpool (Gwent Burrow), Montreal (born 1396), Ottawa (born 1398), Great Uncle Saskatchewan (born 1401), Great Uncle Euphrates, Great Aunt Ontario, Great Uncle Greenland, Great Uncle Athens, Great Uncle Warsaw, Great Saskatchewan (born 1245), Great Aunt Gdańsk, Great Uncle Siberia (born 1378), Great Aunt Penrith, Great Aunt Verona, Great Uncle Madrid (born 1480), Great Uncle Patigonia, Great Uncle Tierra Del Fuego, Great Uncle Helsinki, Great Uncle Coventry, Great Uncle Wolverhampton, Great Uncle Bulgaria (born 1500s), Great Uncle Northumberland, Benbecula, Great Uncle Leicester, Penzance, Serengeti, Chieftain Fashven, Great Uncle Dunedin, Onkel Bonn, Tante Lille, Chieftain Kyntire, Great Uncle Saskatchewan (born 1600s), Great Uncle England, Dundee (Loch Ness Burrow), Honourable Cousin Tokyo, Great-Great Aunt Matilda Murrumbidgee, Livingstone, Reykjavik, Quetta, Jamaica, Great-Great-Great Uncle Hapsburg Von Hohenzollern, Great Uncle Rumania, Great Uncle Budapest, Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, Palestine, Gaza, Paris (born 1946), Omsk, Didcot, Tintagel, Penzance (born 1133), Tavistock, Windsor, Exeter, Redruth, Coventry

**Scunthorpe** (born 30,137 BCE) is an English womble who currently resides at the Newcastle Burrow, where he serves as a burrow elder. He was born at the Newcastle Burrow in 30,137 BCE and has resided there his entire life. At around the age of 150, he became a burrow elder. In 30,117 BCE, at the age of twenty, Scunthorpe met the explorer and time traveller Tomsk, who travelled back in time to visit him and other wombles at the Newcastle Burrow. Scunthorpe is also notable for his longevity, belonging to a small group of wombles, whose random gene mutations have allowed them to exceed a natural lifespan of 30,000 years, approximately fifty times the average lifespan of a womble.
Great Uncle Pangea

### Place of Birth

Newcastle Burrow, Newcastle, Tyne and Wear, England, Great Britain, Europe, Earth, Milky Way

### Place of Residence

Newcastle Burrow, Newcastle, Tyne and Wear, England, Great Britain, Europe, Earth, Milky Way

## Relations

### Friends

Thames, Romania, Ukraine, Belarus (born 29,602 BCE), Hungary, Scunthorpe, Great Uncle Patagonia (Newcastle Burrow), Great Uncle Christchurch, Orinoco (Newcastle Burrow), Düsseldorf, Uncle Argentina, Banbury, Paris (Newcastle Burrow), Great Uncle Servile, Great Uncle Basque, Great Uncle Castile, Great Uncle Madrid (born 1625), Great Uncle Alaska, Great Uncle Antarctica, Great Uncle Siberia (born 1039), Great Uncle Bulgaria, Tobermory, Madame Cholet, Miss Adelaide, Great Uncle Universe, Great-Great Aunt Thessaly, Shansi, Alderney, Tomsk, Bungo, Orinoco, Wellington, Stepney, Obidos, Cairngorm The MacWomble The Terrible, Botany, Yellowstone, Ironbridge, Great Uncle Vladivostok, Dalai Gartok, Great Uncle Congo, Hercules, Galloway (Brighton burrow), Hartlepool, Runcorn, Liverpool (Gwent Burrow), Montreal (born 1396), Ottawa (born 1398), Great Uncle Saskatchewan (born 1401), Great Uncle Euphrates, Great Aunt Ontario, Great Uncle Greenland, Great Uncle Athens, Great Uncle Warsaw, Great Saskatchewan (born 1245), Great Aunt Gdańsk, Great Uncle Siberia (born 1378), Great Aunt Penrith, Great Aunt Verona, Great Uncle Madrid (born 1480), Great Uncle Patigonia, Great Uncle Tierra Del Fuego, Great Uncle Helsinki, Great Uncle Coventry, Great Uncle Wolverhampton, Great Uncle Bulgaria (born 1500s), Great Uncle Northumberland, Benbecula, Great Uncle Leicester, Penzance, Serengeti, Chieftain Fashven, Great Uncle Dunedin, Onkel Bonn, Tante Lille, Chieftain Kyntire, Great Uncle Saskatchewan (born 1600s), Great Uncle England, Dundee (Loch Ness Burrow), Honourable Cousin Tokyo, Great-Great Aunt Matilda Murrumbidgee, Livingstone, Reykjavik, Quetta, Jamaica, Great-Great-Great Uncle Hapsburg Von Hohenzollern, Great Uncle Rumania, Great Uncle Budapest, Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, Palestine, Gaza, Paris (born 1946), Omsk, Didcot, Tintagel, Penzance (born 1133), Tavistock, Windsor, Exeter, Redruth, Coventry

## Political Offices

### Position1

Assistant Burrow Leader of the Newcastle Burrow

### In Office1

34,234 BCE - 34,124 BCE

**Great Uncle Pangea** (born 34,294 BCE) is an English womble who currently resides at the Newcastle Burrow, where he serves as a burrow elder. He was born at the Newcastle Burrow in 34,294 BCE and became its assistant burrow leader in 34,234 BCE, at the age of sixty. He served as assistant burrow leader for 110 years, until 34,124 BCE, when he retired from that position at the age of 170. Following his retirement, Great Uncle Pangea became a burrow elder. Great Uncle Pangea met the explorer and time traveller Tomsk on two occasions, firstly in 34,282 BCE when he was aged twelve and secondly in 34,082 BCE, when he was aged 212. Great Uncle Pangea is also notable for his longevity, belonging to a small group of wombles, whose random gene mutations have allowed them to exceed a natural lifespan of 30,000 years, approximately fifty times the average lifespan of a womble.
Lumbaegan Chilli

Red Chilli, a Lumbaegan chilli.

### Grows From

The Lumbaegan Fruit Tree, Lumbaego, Lesser Antilles, Eastern Caribbean, Earth, Milky Way

### Habitat

Lumbaego, Lesser Antilles, Eastern Caribbean, Earth, Milky Way (currently)Mexico, North America, Earth, Milky Way (formerly)

### Species Members

Felipe, Juan, Red Chilli, Yellow Chilli, Orange Chilli, Purple Chilli & Violet Chilli

The **Lumbaegan Chilli** is a species of Lumbaegan Fruit which grew from the Lumbaegan Fruit Tree, which is located on the Caribbean island of Lumbaego.

There are seven Lumbaegan Chillis, Felipe, Juan, Red Chilli, Yellow Chilli, Orange Chilli, Purple Chilli & Violet Chilli, all of whom grew from the Lumbaegan Fruit Tree in 1840. The Lumbaegan Chilli is the oldest species of Lumbaegan Fruit, having grown five years before Avocado, a Lumbaegan Avocado. All of the Lumbaegan Chillis are members of PinkDowlg’s Inner Circle and are currently residents of Lumbaego, though they resided in Mexico from 1920 until 2019, as they, and Avocado, departed Lumbaego in the 1920 Exodus to Mexico, before returning in 2022.
Flying Brick

### Place of Birth

Lumbaegan Fruit Tree, Lumbaego, Lesser Antilles, East Caribbean, Earth, Milky Way

## Relations

### Fiends and Allies

PinkDowlg, Elvis Pig 1, Elvis Pig 2, Elvis Pig’s Banana, Felipe, Juan, Orange Chilli, Red Chilli, Dr Dementia, Dr Alzheimer's, Dr Arthritis, Orange Pepper, PinkFish, Purple Chilli, Violet Chilli, Cactus, Pink Banana, Green Banana, Yellow Banana 1, Yellow Banana 2, Watermelon, Avocado, Pineapple, Coconut, Pizza Rat, Taco, Pamala the Banana, PinkDowlg Tree Squirrel, Dr Young, Simba, The Lions of Priderock ,Cornish Pasty, Mexican Chilli, Pink Carrot, Banana with sunglasses

### Enemies

John C. Star, Adolf Hitler, Winston Churchill, Mice of War, James (car frog), James (boat frog), Wellington, Mr Peckles, Mr Nooty Noot, Lord Aloyious, other aristocratic swans, King Gerriant, Pro-John C. Star Giraffe Group, Pro-John C. Star Antelope Group, Pro-John C. Star Zebra Group Sadam Hussien, Donald Trump, Professor Chicken Licken, Colonol Gaddifi, Anna Medusa, Henry the Haddock

**Flying Brick** (born 1875) is a Lumbaegan Brick who is a friend of PinkDowlg, a member of PinkDowlg’s Inner Circle and a resident of Lumbaego.
Newcastle Burrow

Newcastle, the location of the Newcastle Burrow

## Administration

### Elder(s)

Great Uncle Pangea. Great Uncle Wolverhampton, Great Uncle Christchurch, Great Uncle Congo, Great Uncle Patagonia, Great Uncle Paris, Great Uncle Patagonia (born 27,889 BCE), Great Uncle Tierra Del Fuego. Coventry, Hungary, Scunthorpe, Thames

## Other Information

### Notable Inhabitants

Great Uncle Pangea. Great Uncle Wolverhampton, Great Uncle Christchurch, Great Uncle Congo, Great Uncle Patagonia, Great Uncle Paris

### Former Leaders

Great Uncle Pangea (former assistant leader)

The **Newcastle Burrow** is a womble burrow located in Newcastle, England, Earth. It was established around 40,000 years ago and is a large burrow, having a population of 3,000,000 wombles. It has 490,000 rooms and an area of 8,400 square miles. The Newcastle Burrow is notable for being the residence of a large number of very old wombles, including many aged 35,000 or older, including Great Uncle Wolverhampton, the oldest womble not to have been resurrected. Genetic analysis has shown the presence of a gene which causes extreme longevity in a large percentage of the burrow's population. The Newcastle Burrow is regarded as the most important womble burrow in the north of England and one of the ten most important Womble burrows in the United Kingdom by womble academics.
Paris (chef)

### Place of Birth

Wimbledon Burrow, Wimbledon Common, London, England, United Kingdom, Earth, Milky Way

### Place of Residence

Wimbledon Burrow, Wimbledon Common, London, England, Great Britain, Earth, Milky Way

## Relations

### Friends

Madame Cholet (mother), London (sister), Madame Versailles (great-grandmother), Great Uncle Bulgaria, Tobermory, Miss Adelaide, Great Uncle Universe, Ironbridge, Shansi, Alderney, Tomsk, Bungo, Orinoco, Wellington, Stepney, Obidos, Cairngorm The MacWomble The Terrible, Botany, Yellowstone, Great Uncle Alaska, Great Uncle Vladivostok, Great Uncle Universe, Great-Great Aunt Thessaly, Great Uncle Siberia (born 1039), Great Uncle Siberia (born 1378), Great Uncle Saskatchewan (born 1401), Great Uncle Bulgaria (born 1500s), Great Uncle Leicester, Serengeti, Livingstone, Reykjavik, Sittingbourne, Wimbledon, Burnley, Guernsey,Great-Great-Great Uncle Hapsburg Von Hohenzollern, Quetta, Kent, Jamaica, Haydon, Wandle, Malacca, Great Uncle Rumania, Great Uncle Budapest, Maldives, Auckland, Servile, Kidlington, Norton, Doddington, Abingdon, Carshalton, Putney, Oxford, Kingston, Blackburn, Accrington, Skipton, Leyburn, Northallerton, Stainton, Nunthorpe, Stockton, Middlesbrough, Ellwick, Merton, Washington, Jarrow, Sunderland, Whitburn, South Shields, Shotton, Stannington, Morpeth, Braintree, Omsk, St Petersburg, Wembley, Belarus, Peckham, Fleet Street, Athens. Madame Bruges

**Paris** (born 1935) is an English womble chef who currently resides at the Wimbledon Burrow, where she serves as assistant chef to her mother, Head Chef Madame Cholet. Due to her mother laying eggs, which is atypical for wombles, Paris has around 3.5 billion siblings, one of them being London. As Paris followed her mother and also used technology to enable her to lay eggs, she has over 1.75 trillion descendants.
Purple Chilli

## Allies and Enemies

### Allies

PinkDowlg, Elvis Pig 1, Elvis Pig 2, Elvis Pig’s Banana, Juan, Felipe, Yellow Chilli, Red Chilli, Avocado, Watermelon, Dr Dementia, Dr Alzheimer's, Dr Arthritis, Orange Pepper, PinkFish, Orange Chilli, Violet Chilli, Cactus, Pineapple, Green Banana, Pink Banana, Pizza Rat, Coconut, Taco, Banana with sunglasses, Pamala the Banana, PinkDowlg Tree Squirrel

### Enemies

John C. Star, Adolf Hitler, Winston Churchill, Mice of War, James (1925-), James (1951-, Wellington, Mr Peckles, Mr Nooty Noot, Lord Aloyious, other aristocratic swans, King Gerriant, groups of giraffes, antelope and zebras Sadam Hussien, Donald Trump, Professor Chicken Licken, Colonol Gaddifi, Anna Medusa, Henry the Haddock

The Purple Chilli was a Lumbaegon Chilli and a friend of PinkDowlg. He grew from the Lumbaegan Fruit Tree at some point between 1820 - 1920. At some point when he was quite young, he, Felipe, Juan, Red Chilli, Yellow Chilli, Avardcardo, Orange Chilli and Violet Chilli moved to Mexico where they met the Taco. They lived in Mexico until August 2018, when PinkDowlg met them on his holiday. They followed PinkDowlg back to England, where PinkDowlg was living at the time. Purple Chilli was a high-ranking member of the government and a part of PinkDowlg’s inner circle. After PinkDowlg’s deposition in September 2019, Purple Chilli faded into the background with the rest of PinkDowlg’s inner circle until late October 2019 when he joined his friends’ plot to depose Adolf Hitler and reinstate PinkDowlg as world leader. However Adolf Hitler foiled their plot and had all of the conspirators, including Purple Chilli put to death by gunshot. Despite PinkDowlg being briefly resurrected twice since his death, Purple Chilli has not yet been resurrected however it is expected that he would if PinkDowlg were to ever return as world leader.
Carshalton

### Namesake

Carshalton, South London, London, England, Europe, Earth, Milky Way (a town in South London)

### Place of Birth

Wimbledon Burrow, Wimbledon Common, London, England, United Kingdom, Earth, Milky Way

### Place of Residence

Wimbledon Burrow, Wimbledon Common, London, England, Earth, Milky Way

### Occupation

Student (2004-2010), Refuse Collector (2010-2021)

## Womble Information

### Position in Burrow

Resident (formerly refuse collector [2010-2022])

## Relations

### Acquaintances

Sittingbourne, Wellington, Peckham, Auckland, Great Uncle Bulgaria, Tobermory, Madame Cholet, Miss Adelaide, Great Uncle Universe, Ironbridge, Shansi, Alderney, Tomsk, Bungo, Orinoco, Stepney, Obidos, Cairngorm The MacWomble The Terrible, Botany, Yellowstone, Great Uncle Alaska, Great Uncle Vladivostok, Great Uncle Universe, Great-Great Aunt Thessaly, Great Uncle Siberia (born 1039), Great Uncle Siberia (born 1378) Great Uncle Saskatchewan (born 1401), Great Uncle Bulgaria (born 1500s), Great Uncle Leicester, Serengeti, Livingstone, Reykjavik, Guernsey, Wimbledon, Burnley (born 2003), London, Paris, Great-Great-Great Uncle Hapsburg Von Hohenzollern, Quetta, Kent, Jamaica, Haydon, Wandle, Malacca, Great Uncle Rumania, Great Uncle Budapest, Maldives, Servile, Kidlington, Norton, Doddington, Putney, Oxford, Kingston, Abingdon, Blackburn, Accrington, Skipton, Leyburn, Northallerton, Stainton, Nunthorpe, Stockton, Middlesbrough, Ellwick, Merton, Washington, Jarrow, Sunderland, Whitburn, South Shields, Shotton, Stannington, Morpeth, Braintree, Omsk, St Petersburg, Wembley, Belarus, Windsor

### Enemies

Nanny Alexandria

**Carshalton** (born 2000) is an English womble who currently resides at the Wimbledon Burrow. He was born at the Wimbledon Burrow in 2000 and enrolled in the Wimbledon Burrow Womblegarten at the age of four in 2004. Carshalton gradated from the Wimbledon Burrow Womblegarten at the age of ten in 2010 and subsequently became a refuse collector. Carshalton served as a refuse collector for eleven years, until retiring from the position in 2021.

On the 9th August 2020, Carshalton was involved in the 2020 Nanny Alexandria Incident at the Wimbledon Burrow, which saw Nanny Alexandria attack and kill several wombles at the Wimbledon Burrow, including Great Uncle Bulgaria, before she was herself killed by a mob of young wombles, including Carshalton, to prevent her from killing any other wombles and in revenge for the wombles she had already killed. Following this incident, Carshalton and his friend Sittingbourne spoke to the police about what had happened and informed them about Nanny Alexandria’s many crimes. After they had spoken to the police, Carshalton, Sittingbourne and the other Wimbledon wombles were found to be not guilty, as the killing of Nanny Alexandria had been in self-defence.
Government Womble Scientist Group

Wellington, the leader of the Government Womble Scientist Group.

### Purpose

To ensure the government’s safety in the event of other scientists attempting to overthrow the attack or attack governments officials.

### Members

Wellington, Dover

The **Government Womble Scientist Group** is a group of thirteen womble scientists established by Jerusalem’s Government for the purpose of protecting the government from rouge scientists. It was established in March 2021 and originally had twelve members, however this increased to thirteen in November 2021, when Wellington was appointed as its leader. The Government Womble Scientist Group was required to intervene to protect the government in 2021 when Professor Horatio and Professor Wyatt attempted to kill the Deputy World Leader Tel Aviv, after Tel Aviv attempted to arrest Professor Horatio following his murder of journalist Chase. Professor Horatio and Professor Wyatt both attempted to zap and kill Tel Aviv, however they were prevented from doing so by a forcefield created by the Government Womble Scientist Group and were instead detained and reconstructed. Dover, a member of the Government Womble Scientist Group, had a role in the appointment of a Chief Scientist to the Government to succeed Wellington in July 2022, when he interviewed each candidate. Dover’s considerations of each candidate were then taken into account by Jerusalem and his cabinet when they decided to appoint Otto and Babbage to succeed Wellington. As of January 2023, the Government Womble Scientist Group is not currently engaged in any government work, but is able to be activated if necessary.
Lumbaegan Pepper

Dr Alzheimer's, a Lumbaegan pepper.

### Grows From

The Lumbaegan Fruit Tree, Lumbaego, Lesser Antilles, Eastern Caribbean, Earth, Milky Way

### Habitat

Lumbaego, Lesser Antilles, Eastern Caribbean, Earth, Milky Way (currently)United States, North America, Earth, Milky Way (formerly)

### Species Members

Dr Dementia, Dr Alzheimer's, Dr Arthritis & Orange Pepper

The **Lumbaegan Pepper** is a species of Lumbaegan Fruit which grew from the Lumbaegan Fruit Tree, which is located on the Caribbean island of Lumbaego.

There are four Lumbaegan Peppers, Dr Dementia, Dr Alzheimer's, Dr Arthritis, Orange Pepper all of whom grew from the Lumbaegan Fruit Tree in 1850. The Lumbaegan Pepper is the third oldest species of Lumbaegan Fruit, having grown five years after Avocado, a Lumbaegan Avocado and ten years before Watermelon, a Lumbaegan Watermelon. All of the Lumbaegan Peppers are members of PinkDowlg’s Inner Circle and are currently residents of Lumbaego. They were all killed in the October 2019 Execution of PinkDowlg’s Inner Circle and all resurrected in the May 2022 Reconstruction of PinkDowlg’s Inner Circle. Lumbaegan Peppers are closely associated with the Lumbaegan Science Centre, as Dr Dementia, Dr Alzheimer's and Dr Arthritis founded the Lumbaegan Science Centre in 1884 and worked there for several decades.
Professor Theodore

### Occupation

Professor, Academic. Scientist, Historian (all 2021 - present). Fraudster (1982 - 2018)

## Scientific Career

### Fields

Biology, Physics, Chemistry, Quantum Physics, Ancient Egyptian History, Ancient Sumerian History, Ancient Chinese History

## Relations

### Friends

Professor Wyatt, Professor Horatio, Professor Honoria, Professor Anderson, Otto, Babbage, Wellington, Leonardo, Copernicus, Dr Young, Professor Inkling, Professor Oswald, Professor Othello, Professor Lucinda, Kaiser, Roger (otter), Jonathan (neuroscientist), Dr Foster, Anthony (anteater), Dover, Government Womble Scientist Group, Professor Anderson, Snape (locust), Silas Gobble Gobble's Scientist Group, Basil (donkey), Walmington

## Official Positions

### Position1

De Facto Chief Scientist to the World Leader

### Predecessor1

Position Vacant (position last held by Wellington in February 2018) (as Chief Scientist to the World Leader)

### Succsessor1

Wellington Arnold Pike (as Chief Scientist to the World Leader)

**Professor Theodore** (born 11th November 1957) is an English academic, scientist, historian and former fraudster who is notable for pretending to be a professor for over 36 years, from 1982 until 2018, when he was outed and dismissed from all his roles at the Owl University and the Bird University. Prior to this, he was a celebrity academic who was widely known and respected by the general public and often lauded as one of the most eminent academic in the world. He was particularly notable for his long lectures, which often lasted for over 20 hours and consisted of highly detailed information of a vast variety of topics. Due to his apparent knowledge of such a wide range of topics, it was believed that Professor Theodore was highly intelligent and learned, however it later emerged that he had very little knowledge on the topics he spoke about and mostly copied publicly available information, slightly reworded it and surreptitiously read it out from behind the lectern he was delivering his lecture. After he was outed as a fraudster, Professor Theodore lived in disgrace for three years, until 2021, when he received the Education Ray and actually became a professor. Since then, Professor Theodore has regained some of his good reputation, however he has remained mostly out of the public eye and has made no major discoveries or innovations.