Squidward's Suicide (noedolekciN Release)

Squidward's Suicide kciN Release is a variant of the original Squidward's Suicide Tape

## Squidward's Suicide (noedolekciN Release)

### Created By

Madison RichardsAndrew Skinner

Paul Macloued

Dylan Grant

Trent Hindley

### Runtime

6:41

What is a noedolekciN Release?

The noedolekciN Release is a copy of a tape that contains a lost episode of any Nickelodeon cartoon/series that's licensed by the noedolekciN entity in case of extra features and quality increases of the tape. Like a Director's Cut. In case of Squidward's Suicide,

the features from the release are:

1- Scrapped Title Card (Melancholia playing on the title)

2- Extended Dialogues

3- Sandy included on the episode

4- New scenes

5- Uncensored Dead Kids

6- The noedolekciN Logo on the credits

## The Plot

The episode begins with a countdown from 5 to 0 then the title card appears saying "Squidward's Suicide," on a red background. however, the opening credits are spliced and completely blank.

The bubble transition plays as normal, and we are given a view of Conch Street from the left side. The screen zooms in on Squidward's house, Squidward was playing his clarinet near his window. Spongebob can be heard laughing merrily outside. Squidward stops playing, walks to the window talking to himself about something, the audio of the tape is corrupted so it's unknown what he is saying. He looks out his window. He yells to Spongebob to knock it off as he has a concert to practice for that night. Spongebob says Okay, and it cuts back to Squidward standing near the window talking to himself. The bubbles pop up, and the ending of the concert can be seen. Squidward is in center frame, and he looks scared.

This is where things start to seem off. As the shot goes to the crowd, everyone starts booing Squidward, but they all have realistic eyes as they boo him. Not real shots of eyes, but more real than even CGI. Even Spongebob was booing, very unlike him. Squidward looks very afraid, he looks at the audience for 2 seconds and then walks off the stage. Squidward is scene walking to his house for a minute until the scene switches to Squidward sitting on the side of his bed looking depressed. There is absolutely no audio.

After thirty seconds, Squidward covers his face and starts sobbing softly. There is a faint noise in the background, it is the sound of a gale blowing through a forest. Another strange sound is a deep, odd laughter. Soon the screen twists in on itself and goes back to normal. After an undetermined space of time, the screen twitches and blurs and twists and a single frame flashes over the screen. If one were to rewind it, the result is absolutely horrible. It is a real photo of a dead six year old boy, mangled and cut open and all. Squidward is now crying realistic blood. After 20 seconds, the screen twists again, and another frame pops up. This time a six year old girl is shown horribly disfigured and mutilated, and is, like the other kid, on pavement

The tape switches to a photo of Squidward crying with the same eyes crying blood on a background showing a creepy window. Now the song genocide organ plays on the background. This happens for about a minute and a half or so, and out of nowhere a sequence of five frames flashes over the screen. They depict a short "video" of a hand reaching into another boy's chest around the age of the boy in the first photo, and then holding his eye. The eye even blinks for two the final two frames. At the end of the long, horrifying stare of Squidward, the scene zooms out and Squidward has a shotgun in his hands. He puts the gun to his mouth, and fires. The final five seconds consists of Squidward's lifeless body lying on the bed, His brain exposed, one eye out of his head, blood dripping from all of this, and blood on the wall. The tape then abruptly ends

The tape was too scratched and dirty to play on the VCR, that it will not show the full episode. However is being cleaned

## Video

Footage of the episode has been leaked by a channel known as "Squidward's Suicide Clips", However it's unknown if it's the real one

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