Rhea (Failed Incarnation)

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furry in training

> "I hate video games and music" - Rhea
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### Aliases

Rhea, Rheasong, Thom Yorke Fan, That Freak, Weirdo, Creep, What the hell are they doing here? Dog, Healslut, Princess, Prince, Curator Rhea,

### Relatives

Sophie (Adoptive Mother), Cait (Adoptive Mama), Pike (Bestie) (Canonical)

## Biographical information

### Marital status

Wow. I can't believe it's making me fill this out. Single. Very painfully single, might I add.Update: Things have changed

### Place of birth

Undersea Facility 003, Mid-Pacific, Birthing Room #12

### Date of death

Rhea has not died yet. All prophecies have been fake.

## Appearance

**Beans Events have Changed this section.**

Rhea has shown literally everything. Also they've shown dog. Rhea has a face of clay, they look different in every single photo out there, a trait they share with both their dogs, and Jerma985.

* Look up Akira from Kirakira Precure, That's them. That's all you need to know.

## Personality

#### The 7 Deadly Sins... "Inverted Scrappy"

* Energetic
* Depressive
* Clowny
* Distant
* Clingy
* Crazy

* Funny

Loves too make animal noices and beans in the air fry **(Curator Rhea has Never Used An Air Fryer.)**

The page Rheacore details more features of what the Rhea experience is like.

## Diet

The average Rhea meal includes one banana, one diet coke, and a slice of bread. Occasionally, they branche out to beans or peanuts however this is rare. Peanuts are known to induce Emotional Suffering into the Rhea, the dry sandy texture, the flavor, the nausea, all of these combine into a Hate Food.

## History

### Good Times

Rhea once had good times shockingly! Before Kakyoin visited them daily and tormented them, before Shadow fucked their character, and before Todd Howard made them into a.... Skyrim Forever Fan

### Fursona

The council is currently deciding on which fursona to assign this kid. Based on their barking and woofing and squaking and hissing. Likely some sort of dog.

**Update:** Rhea has acquired some sort of evil personality trait in this sphere of influence, everyone calls them "Dog" and they've exhibited countless doglike traits to back this up. While they've never officially stated the truth, it is easy to come to a conclusion.

### The descent into madness

Rhea used to be on Twitter, but they left because they were so nice to them and they just couldn't handle it, deep down they want to be dunked on and gatekept, gaslit, and girlbossed. Now they are in Pike's Discord and is much happier but also listening to much more depressing music and hating new things daily

### Timeline

Rhea Eras - This page shows roughly the twists and turns Rhea's life has taken, some turns become roundabouts, and some become dead ends.

### Marriage & Divorce

On June 24th, 2021, Rhea and Cait announced their impending wedding, which took place on June 24th, 2021. Sadly the relationship proved to be untenable and they announced their divorce, after much heartache, on June 24th, 2021.

## Relationships

### Overview

Rhea's relationships with people are usually brief and dramatic, lasting a minimum of two hours to a maximum of about 6 -12 months. In that time frame they can go from Hatred to Adoration with the drop of a hat. Understand that any friend on this list could be an enemy minutes after reading, and any enemy could be a friend.

### Friends

* Don Cheadle: A lover turned best friend.
* Sonic the Hedgehog: Only because Rhea fucking hates Shadow the Hedgehog
* Thom Yorke Gays & Friends: Villainous group that has Brainwashed Rhea into liking them.
* Trent Reznor: Rhea references him a lot, only the song "Hurt" of course but...
* Gru from Despicable Me: He was once a flame for Rhea but the spark is gone now..

### Enemies

Rhea's number one enemy is themself. But besides themselves, they have their own rogues gallery of supervillains and world ending threats.

* Sophie Discord: The Main Villain of the "No GF Arc". The "Wicked Witch of the Midwest ". Originally known simply as , lets be honest, a Side Character who has the same interests as Rhea, she's quickly devolved into the Frigid Icy Bitch Rhea knows and loves today. She has repeatedly refused to help Rhea with important tasks and ideas, taunts Rhea for existing, Mocks Rhea for not knowing as much Radiohead Lore as she does (Keep in mind that Sophie is the equivalent of 'The Fifth Beatle' for Radiohead, a role they've shared with several others like Nigel or Clive.) aswell as kicking off the "No GF Arc". It's unlikely she will ever change. It's unlikely anything can stop her. Do not interact with her, know that they will try to make you call her "Mom" while jogging, and that she makes her own vanilla extract at home, Secret Recipe that Rhea knows via extreme investiagation. Update: Sophie has adopted Rhea and is now their mother.
* Todd Howard : He started the whole Furry bit.
* Scrappy Doo: Because he's Kakyoin's fursona and everyone fucking hates Scrappy Doo
* Shadow the Hedgehog: He fucked K'aidel (See the K'aidel page!) in an alternate universe, causing there to be a love child between Khajiit and Hedgehog..
* Thom Yorke: It's complicated alright, He's kind of a mentor who does Looney Tunes style gags to try and kill Rhea, to no avail.

## Love Interests

* Justin Trudeau: There were happy days once however those are long gone. Be careful bringing this up around Rhea, the wound is still too raw...
* Bjork: Todd once suggested this was going to be Rhea's new gf, unfortunately we all know that Todd enjoys telling Sweet Little Lies. last we checked Bjork was dating Thom Yorke because of a Change.org petition, their official ship name is "Thom Bjorke"
* Female Elf From the Elf World That Brings You Coffee: Could still happen if Rhea can get to elf school (Bjork teaches there though so who knows)
* The redhead at the lesbian bar in Pike's AI dungeon: cause everybody hurts, sometimes...
* Rhea's WoW GF: Rhea gave their BFF necklace to a human in WoW and they were gfs for 24 hours which is how long it takes for the necklace to expire, Rhea then ghosted her new gf and never messaged her again
* Rhea's WoW Pandaren GF: Rhea gave her several tons of Lovely Applies and Cat Figurines until she begrudgingly agreed to love Rhea. Rhea proceeded to divorce her within minutes.
* Caitriona: For about 20 hours on June 24th, 2021, Rhea and Cait were married. They initially seemed like a happy couple, but over time rifts emerged in their relationship which led to an eventual divorce.

**UPDATE:** As of October 2021, Rhea has a crush on literally everyone in the chat.

## Trivia

* Rhea loves Khajiit and some have said they like them too much but they have denied their words.
* Rhea has never broken a bone because they are immortal.
* Despite their immortality they have the endurance of an ant.
* They are a collector of Free Smileys and enjoys sending them to people they likes.
* They loves Diet Coke...
* Their favorite songs are "No Surprises" by Radiohead, "Heroes" by David Bowie, Suha by Xiu Xiu, and probably like "I Won't Share You" by The Smiths.
* They often has insightful comments and thoughts like "This ass is like a grape.." They're a 21st century poet.
* Their favorite content creator is Jerma985, an escaped clone of Willem Dafoe.
* They accidentally deleted every single mod on R'aea's save file at once, causing their story to abruptly end.
* They had a good hair day on August 29th, 2019. Well Done. They've had great hair days ever since then. They've learned.
* Rhea in an Alternate Universe, killed K'aidel Khajiit Skyrim.
* All people consider Rhea, a weird Baby
* Rhea has "Uses a Sun-dial energy" according to a friend.
* dog
* Jotaro Kujo JJBA loves one of Rhea's best friends.
* Rhea is a Kind Cryptid
* Their official Digimon is Meicoomon
* Their Mew Mew name is Raisin
* They're a Grade A Thom Yorke Stalker
* Vegan Btw
* Twitter Quitter
* Twitter Returner
* Morrissey Problematic Liker
* References old boomer shit
* LOVES Evangelion, especially Asuka from it
* kin assigned George Michael Bluth by Pike
* The wheel of time spins, and with every spin there is a change: Rhea no longer likes things or existences. Volcel in the streets Incel in the skyrim
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* vore pred - as proven by todd bott/
* Loves to heal in videogames such as 'World of Warcraft'
* Completely lost a duel to Sophie
* Holy Priest Main
* They have done a series of Interviews regarding themself and their public life.
* They are not a dog, no matter how much evidence there is surrounding this accusation.
* Wants to create 'Pet Sounds 2' one day. They won't however.
* Wants to create 'Their Own Blackstar' one day. They won't however, and will just use the elements of the album in their everyday life.
* Fan of Divorcing in Video Games
* Almalexia Stan
* Azura Fan
* Is an Asuka Fan
* Reigning world champion at World of Warcraft geoguessr
* Rhea has been successfully adopted by villain ‘Sophie’ after months of begging and using the ‘🥺’ emoji. Rhea has been filled with life after this victory, and would fall into despair if this were changed.
* Rhea ate all of the cookies
* They are the fishing shop owner from Twilight Princess
* Award winning nominee for biggest dumpy 'tis side of the Mississippi
* Hated Oblivion every time they've touched it (besides that one ship quest)
* Chronic Redditor
* Sometimes mistaken for Miss Frizzle while out in public