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My Life Would Suck Without You

**Sung by** | Courteney Smith, Jake Simpson

## Lyrics

<poem>
**Courteney:**
Guess this means you're sorry, you're standing at my door
Guess this means you take back all you said before
Like how much you wanted anyone but me
Said you'd never come back but here you are again

**Courteney with Project DIVA:**
'Cause we belong together now, yeah
Forever united here somehow, yeah
You got a piece of me and honestly
My life would suck without you

**Courteney:**
Maybe I was stupid for telling you goodbye
Maybe I was wrong for trying to pick a fight

**Courteney with Jake:**
I know that I've got issues
but you're pretty messed up too
Either way I've found out
I'm nothing without you

**Courteney with Project DIVA:**
'Cause we belong together now, yeah
Forever united here somehow, yeah
You got a piece of me and honestly
My life would suck without you

**Candy:**
Being with you is so dysfunctional
I really shouldn't miss you but

**Candy with Courteney:**
I can't let you go, oh yeah

**Candy with Project DIVA:**
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la

**Courteney with Project DIVA (Courteney):**
'Cause we belong together now, yeah
Forever united here somehow, yeah
You got a piece of me and honestly
My life (my life) would suck (would suck)
without you (without you)
'Cause we belong together now, yeah
Forever united here somehow, yeah
You got a piece of me and honestly
My life (My life) would suck (would suck)
without you (without you)

## Trivia

◾Throughout this performance numerous dance moves are performed which were performed in previous episodes.

* Amy and The Posh Sisters' dance routine from *Come See About Me* in the episode, I'll Still Love You No Matter What
* Amy and Courteney's choreography from *Hand To Hand, Heart To Heart* in the episode, I'll Still Love You No Matter What
* The girls' choreography from *He's Got a Lot of Honey* in the episode, All That Glitters
* The boys' choreography from *Shout* in the episode, Understudy
* Jake and Courteney's tango from *Here We Go Again* in the episode, Wedding
* Amber, Candy and Georgia's dance routine from *My Boyfriend's Back* in the episode, I'll Still Love You No Matter What
* Courteney, Jeremy, Roderick and Kenny's dance routine from *Count On You* in the episode, Dear, Joseph
* Courteney's choreography from *Gold* in the episode, All That Glitters
* Candy and Georgia's dance routine from *Pretty Girl Rock* in the episode, The Blind Date
* Courteney's dance move, "The knee clap" from *You're Mine* in the episode, Publicity
* Roderick's dance moves from *I Want to be Free* in the episode, This Is a Sight We Had One Day In America
* The cast ending the song with the *Survivor/I Will Survive* fall in the episode, It's All Fun and Games, Til Someone Goes Viral
Love You, Hate You

## Lyrics

<poem>
**Amber:**
I love you so much
I hate you so bad
said "I don't miss you"
You know that's not true
boy I want you bad
I hate you so much
but I love you oh so bad
when I say I'm leaving
I don't mean it
I just want you back

Got my hopes up
when we broke up
That we would get back always said
that no matter what we would be together
I want you back more than ever
fells like we on a roller-coaster
you take me up high then take me down low
there go them games boy you think your clever
you try to play me its so whatever

somedays we on the same page oooo then we go our
separate ways and our loves down the drain
then I'm calling you again
somedays we on the same page then we go our
separate ways and our loves down the drain then I'm calling you again

I love you so much
I hate you so bad said "I don't miss you"
you know that's true boy I want you bad
I hate you so much
but I love you oh so bad
when I say I'm leaving
I don't mean it I just want you back

lalalalalalalaaa
tell me or when we can make this better
boy I want you back now forever
can we base it all on this week together
boy I want you back now forever

when you call me and I hang up
and I call right back and you pick up
phone dies cause we talk forever
cant resist you got super powers
only want me when your lonely
but when I want you, you don't know me
you text me and say "I'll hit you later"
really I wish you would come and save me

somedays we on the same page
then we go our separate ways
and our loves down the drain
then I'm calling you again
somedays we on the same page
then we go our separate ways
and our loves down the drain
then I'm calling you again

I love you so much
I hate you so bad said "I don't miss you"
you know that's not true
boy I want you bad
I hate you so much
but I love you oh so bad
when I say I'm leaving
I don't mean it

lalalalalalaaa
tell me or when we can make this better
boy I want you back now forever
we can base it all on this week together
boy I want you back now forever
lalalalalalaaaaala
tell me or when we can make this better
boy I want you back now forever
lalalalalalalalaaaa
we can base it all on this week together
boy I want you back now forever
I'll Still Love You No Matter What

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"The Beginning"
"Free Angel (episode)"

## Plot

With the 2015 party in 2 weeks, Everyone is preparing for the big moment; Courteney is enjoying her new home and when she sees Project DIVA on television she sneaks out of her grandparents home and sneaks into one of the studios and meets the cast of the project; some are very welcoming and others are not. She soon gets a taste of the good life of being a celebrity; Amy soon feels her title is being threatened when Courteney soon takes away a little bit of her attention and Jerry and the crew are experiencing some financial issues with the party.

## Cast

### Main Cast

* Emilie-Claire Barlow - Courteney "Scarlett" Smith
* Kristen Bell - Amy Lynn
* Chris Young - Jake Simpson
* Nolan North - Jerry Banks
* Doug Brochu - Roderick Jones
* Stephanie Sheh - Tammy
* Rebecca Hall - Grace Poole
* Hideo Ishikawa - Yoan Ishiyama
* Troy Baker - Adam Wesley

### Supporting Cast

* Logan Browning - Amber Rollins
* Emily Rose - Charlotte "Candy" Richter
* Jeremy Shada - Kenny Collins
* Samara Zwain - Georgia Jones
* Zachary Gordon - Jeremy Jones
* Yuri Lowenthal - Tony
* Luci Christian - Maddie Smith
* Corsica Wilson - Melanie Sanchez

### Guest Stars

* Bryce Papenbrook - Dustin Brooks
* Tara Strong - Madison and Mary Posh

## Songs

 My Boyfriend's Back | Amber Rollins, Charlotte Richter
 The Number of Your Love  | Courteney "Scarlett" Smith
I Do (song)

## I Do

 **Solos** | Courteney, Amber, Kenny,
Amy, Angelina, Spencer,

## Lyrics

<poem>
**Jake:**
I knew today we'd go all the way
And I would hear you say
In a heartfelt way

**Courteney:**
From the first time I saw you I knew
That I'd buy a ring with you
and I love you too

**Candy and Angelina (with Jeremy):**
(I want to grow old next to you)
And if you want me to
I'll run away with you
(And through thick and thin I got you)
I think I'll marry you
I do

**Amy:**
Loving you’s easy as summer days
You took my clouds away
There'll be no more lonely days

**Spencer (with Amy):**
Ten years from now we'll do it again
(The wedding bells will ring
And the birds will sing)

**Candy and Angelina with Project DIVA (Amber):**
I want to grow old next to you (next to you)
And if you want me to (want me to)
I'll run away with you (with you)
And through thick and thin I got you (I got you)
I think I'll marry you
I do (I do)

**Amber:**
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la

**Kenny:**
I promise you I'll always be true....I Do

**Jeremy, Candy and Angelina with Project DIVA (Courteney and Amber):**
I want to grow old next to you (next to you)
And if you want me to (want me to)
I'll run away with you (with you)
And through thick and thin I got you (I got you)
I think I'll marry you (**Amber:** marry)
I do (I do)
I think I'll marry you

**Jake and Courteney:**
I Do
Georgia Jones

* Puffy (Jeremy)
 Friends:
Amber Rollins
Charlotte "Candy" Richter
Roderick Jones
Kenny Collins
Jake Simpson
## Biography

Georgia has self-diagnosed Asperger's Syndrome, stating that she can "pretty much say whatever she wants." Her condition gives her an excuse for the constant insults she hands out. She initially wants to be the most talented member in the project despite her clear lack of musical ability. Georgia tends to be rather quirky, making exaggerated gestures and odd faces in the background which explains her bubbly, happy and goofy personality. While she is at times, usually self-centered, she does show concern for others. She appears to have acknowledged her lack of singing talent, saying she wants a solo even though she "can't sing." Later in the season, Georgia found her lack of musical talent as a weakness so she began taking singing lessons and throughout the season, she has proved herself that the lessons are progressing as she is seen performing minor solos in different songs with her singing improving as well.

## Relationship

### Jeremy Jones

(boyfriend)

Jeremy and Georgia rarely interact with each other during Season One (possibly because Georgia thought Jeremy was fooling around and doing Amy's bidding for her own monetary gain), though they are often dance partners for performances. Their first significant romantic interaction is in the episode, Publicity. In Wedding, they are officially dating.
In the episode, The Voice, Amy passes Jeremy a rumor that Georgia and Kenny are having an affair. Jeremy begins to believe this when he later asks Georgia on a date twice and she says no both times, and leaves quickly. Backstage at Courteney's concert, Jeremy confronts her and asks her why she cheated on him. As it turned out, she wasn't cheating on him; she had just lost the magic comb. They share a passionate kiss after Jeremy tells her the comb wasn't really magic, but it was Georgia who was the magic herself.

## Songs

<tabber>
S1=

Solos In a Group Number

Back-up singing

 **Count On You** | *Dear, Joseph* | Courteney, Jeremy, Kenny and Roderick
 **Love Child** | *It's a Holliday* | Amber
 **Take a Bow** | *All That Glitters* | Courteney
 **Hot n' Cold** | *It's All Fun and Games, Til Someone Goes Viral* | Courteney and Amber
 **Hey Ya!** | *Wedding* | Kenny
Pure Imagination

## Lyrics

**Candy:**

Hold your breath

Make a wish

Count to three

**Jeremy:**

Come with me and you'll be

In a world of pure imagination

**Roderick:**

Take a look and you'll see

Into your imagination

**Candy:**

We'll begin with a spin

Traveling in the world of my creation

**Kenny:**

What we'll see will defy explanation

**Candy with Project DIVA:**

If you wanna view paradise

**Candy:**

Simply look around and view it

**Candy with Project DIVA:**

Anything you want to, do it

**Candy:**

Want to change the world?

There's nothing to it

**Jeremy:**

There is no life I know

To compare with pure imagination

**Roderick:**

Living there, you'll be free

**Roderick and Jeremy:**

If you truly wish to be

**Roderick with Project DIVA:**

If you wanna view paradise

Simply look around and view it

Anything you want to do it

Want to change the world?

**Roderick:**

There's nothing to it

**Candy:**

There is no life I know

To compare with pure imagination

**Roderick:**

Living there, you'll be free

If you truly

**Roderick and Jeremy:**

Wish to be
Candyman

## Lyrics

<poem>
**Courteney, Amber and Candy (Kenny):**
(Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine)
Candyman, candyman
(Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine)
Sweet, sugar, candyman

**Amber:**
Heyey, heyey, ah

**Courteney, Amber and Candy:**
I met him out for dinner on a Friday night
He really had me working up an appetite
He had tattoos up and down his arm
There's nothing more dangerous than a boy with charm
He's a one stop shop, makes the panties drop
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman

**Courteney with Amber and Candy (Courteney):**
Oooh, yeaheaheaheah!
He took me to the Spider Club on Hollywood & Vine
We drank champagne and we danced all night
We shook the paparazzi for a big surprise (A big surprise)
The gossip tonight will be tomorrow's headline (Ohohoho)
He's a one stop shop, makes my cherry pop
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman (**with Candy:** Oooh, yeah!)
A sweet talkin' sugar coated (**with Amber:** candyman)

**The Posh Sisters:**
Badooba-deewa...
Heyeyey!
Babashoo-wa...
Oh, yeaheah!

**Courteney, Amber and Candy (Amber and Candy):**
He's a one stop shop, makes my cherry pop
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman (Oh!)
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman

**Amber:**
Ohoho, yeaheah

**Amber and Candy:**
Well, by now I'm getting all bothered and hot
When he kissed my mouth he really hit the spot, yeah
He had lips like sugar cane
Good things come to boys who wait

**Georgia with The Posh Sisters:**
Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine

**Courteney, Amber and Candy:**
Candyman, candyman
(**Kenny:** Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine)
Candyman, candyman

**Candy (Amber and Courteney):**
(Sweet, sugar, candyman)
He's a one stop, gotcha hot, making all the panties drop

**Candy and Courteney (Amber with The Posh Sisters):**
(Sweet, sugar, candyman)
He's a one stop, got me hot, making my, ah, pop

**Candy, Courteney and Amber (The Posh Sisters):**
(Sweet, sugar, candyman)
He's a one stop, get it while it's hot, baby, don't stop
(Sweet, sugar)

**Candy, Courtney and Amber (Amber):**
He got those lips like sugar cane (Heyeyey!)
Good things come for boys who wait
He's a one stop shop with a real big, ah
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman (Say what?)
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman (Say)
A sweet talkin sugar coated candyman (Oooh!)
A sweet talkin sugar coated candyman
(Oh!)
Candyman
Candyman
Candyman
Candyman (Heyeyeyey, ohohoho)
Candyman, candyman
Candyman, candyman
Candyman, candyman

**Kenny (with The Posh Sisters):**
Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine
(Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine)

**Georgia with The Posh Sisters (The Posh Sisters):**
Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine
(Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine)
Jane lost her grip and-a down she fell
(Jane lost her grip and-a down she fell)
Squared herself away as she let out a yell
(Squared herself away as she let out a yell)
I Wish That I

## I Wish That I

 **Episode** | This Is a Sight We Had One Day In America

## Lyrics

<poem>
**Courteney:**
You met inside the rabbit hole you're taking candy from
The sky, but we don't does
It radiate does it save me for the scope
Of it all, to lie when we
Were before but I can still feel you creeping in
What I see and it's been awhile
Since I can feel my chest is so clear it's
Too late who was I to blame I know

**Courteney (with Candy and Georgia):**
We can never want to thieve I don't live
Anymore I wish that I didn't see it coming,
My friend or will we do,
If it shows up, pick the pieces
Up, cover up, pick the pieces
Up, pick the pieces fall apart you will
Cover me inside out and in this is not
The life for me cause I'm a loser

**Courteney:**
I'm a loser, I'm sitting at the
Pain in you trade your unlimited your precious heart
memorized it line for line I finally
Know that many feel this current it's so bad

**Courteney (with Candy and Georgia):**
We can never want to thieve I don't live
Anymore I wish that I didn't see it coming,
My friend or will we do,
If it shows up, pick the pieces
Up, cover up, pick the pieces
Up, pick the pieces fall apart you will
Cover me inside out and in this is not
The life for me cause I'm a loser

**Courteney:**
Father's hands are serving meals in a better
Place but I guess its true you're too preoccupied
With playing king in your corner I pulled
You out of time, not this time I'm gonna
Blow it in because the real you all
The world on my bed where I
Stand and you see the bottom you, You the great

**Courteney (with Candy and Georgia):**
We can never want to thieve I don't live
Anymore I wish that I didn't see it coming,
My friend or will we do,
If it shows up, pick the pieces
Up, cover up, pick the pieces
Up, pick the pieces fall apart you will
Cover me inside out and in this is not
The life for me cause I'm a loser
We can never want to thieve I don't live
Anymore I wish that I didn't see it coming,
My friend or will we do,
If it shows up, pick the pieces
Up, cover up, pick the pieces
Up, pick the pieces fall apart you will
Cover me inside out and in this is not
The life for me cause I'm a loser

**Courteney:**
Believers, blood to paint your pictures while you're
Gone so I'll just hold out your hand you save
Me just hold on to if only I had you...
Jenna-Monique Relationship

Intimacy Level:

## Overview

Monique was the first friend and person Jenna met in Project DIVA and since day one they have been both sticking together and standing up for one another. Their friendship strongly compares to Courteney and Amber's friendship.

## Episodes

* S4

The Book of Love

Jenna meets Monique while she is doing her make up and they have a friendly meeting where Amber Monique states that sense they are the new girls of Project DIVA they should be friends.
## Songs

* S4

Duets

Enjoy Yourself
 (The Book of Love)Potential Breakup Song
 (Diva Dance)Shoot Me One Last Time
 (Project Before Diva)
Sang Together

Related Songs

* **If I Were a Boy** *by Beyoncé* (Truth and Lies)
* **I'm Already Home** *by Project DIVA* (Diva, Actually)
* **Merry Christmas** *by Project DIVA* (Diva, Actually)
* **On Broadway** *by The Drifters* (The Book of Love)
We Are Young

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## Plot

This episode takes on the different stories that come together as, Courteney and Jake continue struggling with their break up, Amber trying to help Courteney move on by going to Broadway; Candy trying to get her parents to accept her love for Angelina, Charlotte having issues with her husband, Derek; Jerry banding Project DIVA together to help her with the proposal to Renee and Sam and Grace having relationship issues with their problems.

## Cast

### Main Cast

* Emilie-Claire Barlow - Courteney "Scarlett" Smith
* Kristen Bell - Amy Lynn
* Chris Young - Jake Simpson
* Nolan North - Jerry Banks
* Doug Brochu - Roderick Jones
* Stephanie Sheh - Tammy
* Rebecca Hall - Grace Poole
* Hideo Ishikawa - Yoan Ishiyama
* Troy Baker - Adam Wesley
* Logan Browning - Amber Rollins
* Emily Rose - Charlotte "Candy" Richter
* Jeremy Shada - Kenny Collins
* Samara Zwain - Georgia Jones
* Zachary Gordon - Jeremy Jones
* Yuri Lowenthal - Tony
* Luci Christian - Maddie Smith

## Supporting Cast

* Tara Strong - Mary and Madison Posh
* Bryce Papenbrook - Dustin Brooks
* Alexander Skarsgård - Rodger Smith
Carly Darling

## Biography

* S1

Star Crossed

Carly is first introduced as a new pop artist under the management of Grace. When Roderick is intrigued by her presence, Carly denies Roderick's offer to join his VIP at Jerry Banks Hall, calling him a "phony" rich teenager. Despite Carly's first impressions of Roderick, she gradually becomes attracted to him because of his success. After Kenny and Spencer performs *No Apologies* at Jerry Banks Hall, Carly becomes attracted to Kenny's performance and she provides him with an offer of collaborating a song together.
Later Carly and Kenny performs *Incredible* and they hook up with each other.

Later Carly, who continues her success as an artist, is believed to be in a relationship with Kenny due to their sexual chemistry as she comes up to him and asks him if they could go out on a date and Kenny agrees.
## Relationships

* Kenny Jones

*Kenny-Carly Relationship*

Kenny and Carly develop a brief, short-lived relationship as a part of a publicity benefit. Although Carly's first impressions demonstrated her lack of interest in his wealthy lifestyle, his brand new success as a rapper appeals to her. However, Carly and Kenny's relationship isn't exactly real on both parts, since Kenny is dating Amber, and Carly is revealed to be in a lesbian relationship.
## Songs

* S2

Solos
Something In The Way You Move
 (Home)BittersweetLove Me Like You DoHow Long Will I Love You
Duets
Incredible
 (Kenny)
 (Star Crossed)Miracles
 (Kenny)
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Solos In a Group Number
Hero

## Lyrics

**Jenna:**

There's a hero

If you look inside your heart

You don't have to be afraid

Of what you are

There's an answer

If you reach into your soul

And the sorrow that you know

Will melt away

**Courteney:**

And then a hero comes along

With the strength to carry on

And you cast your fears aside

And you know you can survive

So when you feel like hope is gone

Look inside you and be strong

And you'll finally see the truth

That a hero lies in you

**Candy:**

It's a long, road

When you face the world alone

No one reaches out a hand

For you to hold

**Madison:**

You can find love

If you search within yourself

And the emptiness you felt

Will disappear

**Courteney and Candy with Project DIVA Girls and The Choir:**

And then a hero comes along

With the strength to carry on

And you cast your fears aside

And you know you can survive

So when you feel like hope is gone

Look inside you and be strong

And you'll finally see the truth

That a hero lies in you

**Monique:**

Lord knows

Dreams are hard to follow

But don't let anyone

Tear them away

Hold on

There will be tomorrow

In time you'll find the way

**Courteney and Candy with Project DIVA and The Choir:**

And then a hero comes along

With the strength to carry on (**Monique:** Ah!)

And you cast your fears aside

And you know you can survive

So when you feel like hope is gone

Look inside you and be strong

And you'll finally see the truth

That a hero lies in you

That a hero lies in you

That a hero lies in you

**Jenna:**

And you'll finally see the truth

That a hero lies in

**Project DIVA:**

You
Casino

## Lyrics

<poem>
**Coco:**
They say love is a gamble,
Yeah my love is a gamble,
You crippled me with your lies,
Should have seen it in your eyes,
Wish there could be a compromise,
But you refuse to pick a side,
Trusted you to no surprise,
I was only wasting time,
I've cashed out. There's no more tries,
You've hit the slot for the last time,
I have nothing more for you to abuse,
So done with this,
Sick of being used,
You've played me time and time again,
How dumb, how stupid I was but no more,

Casino, you bet and you lost that's the deal yo,
I can't be your game,
No dice no roll (no dice, no roll),
Now I'm the one that's suffering, casino,
Casino, oh oh oh,

Now what are you left with?,
What do you have to show?,
You just got too addicted 'til you sigh but I suppose,
You just gave me up for them,
And ya didn't even think twice,
Well you traded your chips in,
Hope you're happy with your life,

Now, I'm the one that's traumatized,
It's funny how the risk never affects the one that lies,
Not funny how you twist the truth with tricks to make me cry,
But crummy how you'd rather win deceit than let us fly,
This heart of mine is out of order broken by you,
Can't be prepared, is this the damage that players do?,
And here I thought I was your queen that I had followed suit,
I guess in your deck I was your joker, was your fool,
Don't ask for chances, your luck has finally ran out boo,
You can't romance this. I'd rather lose than choose you,
Was it worth the pain and all the shit you put us through?,
No more casino. You can't afford without it,

Casino, you bet and you lost that's the deal yo,
I can't be your game,
No dice no roll (no dice, no roll),
Now I'm the one that's suffering, casino,
Casino, oh oh oh,

**Gene:**
I hit the jackpot, when I met you,
But I through all my chips in to find someone new,
Looking for more, when I had everything,
Now it's all gone and I got nothing,

**Coco:**
What am I suppose to do, with the heart you broke in two,
And a heart that's broke in two, can never trust in you, oh no,

**Gene:**
I had to push my luck, Didn't think you'd call my bluff,
Took advantage of your love,

**Coco and Gene:**
We've gambled enough, yeah

Casino, you bet and you lost that's the deal you (that's the deal yo),
I can't (I can't, I can't) be your game,
No dice no roll (no dice, no roll),
Now I'm the one that's suffering casino,
Casino, oh, oh oh
La da da, la da da da, la da da da, la da da da,
La da da, la da da da, la da da da, la da da da..
Deck the Rooftop

## Deck the Rooftop

 **Sung by** | Courteney, Amber, Georgia, Kenny,

## Lyrics

<poem>
**Kenny and Jeremy (Candy and Amber):**
Fa la la la, (oh ooh oh oh)
Fa la la la, (oh ooh oh)
(**Courteney:** Deck the halls)
Fa la la la, (oh ooh oh oh)
Fa la la la, (oh ooh oh)
(**Courteney:** Deck the halls)

**Amber with Candy (The Posh Sisters):**
Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
(Fa la la la la, la la la la)
Tis the season to be jolly,
(Fa la la la la, la la la la)

**Candy with Candy (The Posh Sisters):**
Don we now our gay apparel,
(Fa la la, la la la, la la la)
Troll the ancient Yule tide carol,
(Fa la la la la, la la la la)

(**Courteney:** Deck the halls)

**Jake (The Posh Sisters):**
Up on the rooftop reindeer pause
Out jumps good old Santa Clause
Down thru the chimney with lots of toys
(La la la, la la la, la la la)
All for the little ones
Christmas joys

**Amber (and Jeremy):**
(Ho, ho, ho!)
Who wouldn't go!
(Ho, ho, ho!)
Who wouldn't go!
Up on the rooftop
Click, click, click
(Down through the chimney
with good Saint Nick)

**Candy and Amber (The Posh Sisters):**
Deck the halls
He's up on the rooftop
Deck the halls
He's up on the rooftop
(Deck the halls)
Deck the halls
He's up on the rooftop
(Oh Oh)

**Courteney (with Jake and The Posh Sisters):**
First comes the stocking
Of little Nell
Oh, dear Santa
Fill it well
(Give her a dolly
That laughs and cries
One that will open
And shut her eyes)

**Candy, Amber and Kenny (Candy):**
Don we now our gay apparel,
(Fa la la, la la la, la la la)
Troll the ancient Yule tide carol,
(Fa la la la la, la la la la)
(La ah ah ah)

**Courteney, Candy, Kenny, Jeremy and Jake (Amber):**
Deck the halls he's up on the roof top
(Whoa ooh oh)
Deck the halls he's up on the roof top (Deck the halls)
Deck the halls he's up on the roof top (Yeah)
(Oh Oh)

(**Courteney:** Deck the halls)

**Georgia (The Posh Sisters):**
Up on the rooftop (oh ooh oh oh)
Up on the rooftop (oh ooh oh)
Up, up on the rooftop (oh ooh oh oh)
Up on the rooftop (oh ooh oh)

**Candy:**
See the blazing Yule before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the harp and join the chorus.
(**with Jeremy and Jake:** Fa la la la la, la la la la)

**Candy (Courteney and The Posh Sisters):**
Follow me in merry measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Sing we joyous, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

**Amber (and Jeremy):**
(Ho, ho, ho!)
Who wouldn't go!
(Ho, ho, ho!)
Who wouldn't go!
Up on the rooftop
Click, click, click
(Down through the chimney
with good Saint Nick)

**Courteney, Jake, Jeremy, Candy, Georgia and Kenny (Amber):**
Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la. (la la la)
Tis the season to be jolly,
Feel the bells of Christmas calling (Feel the bells)
Deck the halls with boughs of holly (Deck the halls)
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Leave a Light On

## Lyrics

<poem>
**Coco (Project Diva Girls):**
I know the night's so lonely babe
There's so much rain, so far away (yeah)
Know I'd rather be with you
But (I gotta do what I gotta do)

Every minute of the day gets(longer)
When you're not around baby I'm (going insane)
(All the distance makes us stronger)

**Coco (with Project Diva Girls):**
So baby (leave a light on for me)
When I'm gone
(Leave a light on for me)
All night long
(Leave a light on for me)
(Cause I'm) coming home
So baby (leave a light on for me)
I'll be back
(Leave a light on for me)
You know that
(Leave a light on for me)
(Cause I'm) coming home

**Coco (with Project Diva Girls):**
Baby without you (by my side)
It's hard to (sleep at night)
Just isn't right, at all
But no matter where we are
It's the same stars
Shining in the dark, (woah)
Every minute of the day gets longer
When you're not around baby I'm going insane
All the distance makes us stronger

**Coco:**
And no matter what nothing's ever gonna change
We just gotta keep on
(**Project Diva Girls:** Doing what we do like nobody else does it)
With you is where I belong

**Coco (with Project Diva Girls):**
So baby (leave a light on for me)
When I'm gone
(Leave a light on for me)
All night long
(Leave a light on for me)
(Cause I'm) coming home
So baby (leave a light on for me)
I'll be back
(Leave a light on for me)
You know that
(Leave a light on for me)
(Cause I'm) coming home

**Project Diva Girls (Coco):**
'Cause I'm coming home
(Leave a light on for me)
(Coming home)
Cause I'm coming home
(I said baby won't you wait for me, I'm coming)
Cause I'm coming home
(Won't you leave that light in the window)
(Cause no matter where the wind blows, oh)
Cause I'm coming home

**Coco:**
'Cause the picture don't do it any justice
And no matter where I am you can trust this
You ain't gotta worry 'cause you know you're all I need
To hear your voice on the phone isn't near enough
When I hear it I wanna be near your touch
In your arms soon that's where I'll be

**Coco (with Project Diva Girls):**
So baby (leave a light on for me)
When I'm gone
(Leave a light on for me)
All night long
(Leave a light on for me)
(Cause I'm) coming home
So baby (leave a light on for me)
I'll be back
(Leave a light on for me)
You know that
(Leave a light on for me)
(Cause I'm) coming home

**Coco (with Project Diva Girls):**
(**Project Diva Girls:** 'Cause I'm coming home)
So baby (leave a light on for me)
When I'm gone
(Leave a light on for me)
All night long
(**Project Diva Girls:** 'Cause I'm coming home)
(Leave a light on for me)
(Cause I'm) coming home
(**Project Diva Girls:** 'Cause I'm coming home)
So baby (leave a light on for me)
I'll be back
(Leave a light on for me)
You know that
(**Project Diva Girls:** 'Cause I'm coming home)
(Leave a light on for me)
(Cause I'm) coming home

**Project Diva Girls:**
'Cause I'm coming home
'Cause I'm coming home

**Coco:**
So baby leave a light on for me
I'm Already Home

## I'm Already Home

 **Episode** | Diva, Actually

## Lyrics

**Jerry:**

Christmas is the perfect time to celebrate the love of God

and family and to create memories that will last forever.

Jesus is God's perfect, indescribable gift.

**Kevin (with Project DIVA):**

The amazing thing is that not only

are we able to receive this gift,

but (we are able to share it with others)

on Christmas and (every other day of the year)

**Adam (with Project DIVA):**

Every gift which is given, even though is be small,

is in reality great, if it is given (with affection)

**Jerry:**

Christmas is not a time nor a season,

but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill,

to be plenteous in mercy,

is to have the real spirit of Christmas

**Kitty:**

Every gift which is given, even though is be small,

is in reality great, if it is given with affection

**Monique (Project DIVa):**

Christmas is a season for kindling the fire for hospitality in the hall,

the genial flame of charity in the heart.

Christmas is a time of year that's so romantic

So We wish you a Merry Christmas; (Wish you a merry Christmas)

So We wish you a Merry Christmas; (Wish you a merry Christmas)

So We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Ha-ppy-New-Ole (Ha-ppy-New-Ole-Year)

Year (Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry, I'm already home)
He's Got a Lot of Honey

## He's Got a Lot of Honey

 **Episode** | Understudy

## Lyrics

<poem>
**Courteney:**
Hustle needed maybe I should be dealing more,
"I love you" he said on top of the balcony floor
Cause growing up, he was never really taught love
When am I gonna finish this?
And I got mad love to give

**Amber:**
He'd always ditch his friends, he put their love first
He said love thy neighbor as you love thyself,
Sometimes I simply felt like I should just blast myself,
You've got to love the man

**Amber with Project DIVA Girls:**
Gonna send it like a letter from above
Cause growing up, he was never really taught love
You've got me forever stuck in my love
If u get caught and cuffed/drop that stuff
But to tell you the truth both of those are hard to do,
He give love because he stills loves you
Because he still loves me
Because he's got a lot of honey

**Courteney:**
One day I hope to prove myself
He said love thy neighbor as you love thyself,
Got love for my little buddy he will be missed
No specific pick , no particular list.

**Amber:**
The truth is the constitution, and in every blatant verse,
He said "I've got to go, but always know I'll love you
'til I'm in a hearse"

**Courteney:**
Don't underestimate anything i do
And i ain't saying that he don't love you
Only returns me to this,
And i got mad love to give

**Amber with Project DIVA Girls:**
Gonna send it like a letter from above
Cause growin' up, he was never really taught love
You've got me forever stuck in my love
If u get caught and cuffed/drop that stuff
But to tell you the truth both of those are hard to do,
He give love because he stills loves you
Because he still loves me
Because he's got a lot of honey

**Amber with Project DIVA Girls harmonizing:**
You've got me forever stuck in my love
Only returns me to this,
And I got mad love to give
What did you expect from all of this,
All I do is make hits
Yeah!

**Amber with Project DIVA Girls (Courteney):**
Gonna send it like a letter from above
Cause growin' up, he was never really taught love
You've got me forever stuck in my love (my love)
If u get caught and cuffed/drop that stuff (caught and cuffed/drop)
But to tell you the truth both of those are hard to do,
He give love because he stills loves you (he still loves you)
Because he still loves me (Because he's got a lot of honey)
Gonna send it like a letter from above
Cause growin' up, he was never really taught love
You've got me forever stuck in my love
If u get caught and cuffed/drop that stuff
But to tell you the truth both of those are hard to do,
He give love because he stills loves you
Because he still loves me
Because he's got a lot of honey

**Courteney and Amber:**
Because He's got a lot of honey
Hey Ya!

## Lyrics

**Kenny:**

One, two, three!

My baby don't mess around

Because she loves me so

This I know fo sho!

But does she really wanna

But can't stand to see me walk out the door

Don't try to fight the feeling

Because the thought alone is killin' me right now

Thank God for Mom and Dad

For sticking to together

Like we don't know how

**Candy, Amy and Georgia with Wedding Guest:**

Hey ya! Hey ya!

Hey ya! Hey ya!

Hey ya! Hey ya!

Hey ya! Hey ya!

**Kenny (Candy, Amy and Georgia):**

You think you've got it

Oh, you think you've got it

But got it just don't get it when there's nothin' at all

We get together

Oh, we get together

But separate's always better when there's feelings involved

Know what they say -its:

(Nothing lasts forever!)

Then what makes it, then what makes it

Then what makes it, then what makes it

Then what makes (love the exception?)

So why, oh, why, oh

Why, oh, why, oh, why, oh

Are we still in denial when we know we're not happy here

**Candy, Amy and Georgia with Wedding Guest (Kenny):**

Hey ya! (y'all don't want to here me, ya just want to dance) Hey ya!

Don't want to meet your daddy (oh ohh), just want you in my caddy (oh ohh)

Hey ya! (oh, oh!) Hey ya! (oh, oh!)

Don't want to meet your momma, just want to make you cum-a (oh, oh!)

I'm (oh, oh) I'm (oh, oh) I'm just being honest! (oh, oh)

I'm just being honest!

**Kenny:**

Hey! alright now! alright now, fellas!

**Men:**

Yea?

**Kenny:**

Now, what cooler than being cool?

**Men:**

Ice cold!

**Kenny:**

I can't hear ya! I say what's, what's cooler than being cool?

**Men:**

Ice cold! (**Georgia:** Whoo hoo)

**Kenny:**

Alright alright alright alright

alright alright alright alright

alright alright alright alright

alright alright alright alright!

Okay, now ladies!

**Ladies:**

Yea?

**Kenny:**

Now we gonna break this thang down for just a few seconds,

Now don't have me break this thang down for nothin',

I want to see you on your badest behavior!

Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor!

Ah! Here we go now,

**Candy, Amy and Georgia with Wedding Guest (Kenny):**

Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it,

Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it,

Shake it like a Polaroid picture! (**Candy:** Hey ya!)

Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it,

Shake it, shake it, (**Amy:** shake it, suga!)

Shake it like a Polaroid picture!

Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it,

Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it,

Shake it like a Polaroid picture!

(Now all the Beyonce's, and Lucy Liu's, and baby dolls)

(Get on tha floor get on tha floor!)

(**Georgia:** Shake it like a Polaroid picture!)

(Oh, you! oh, you!)

Hey ya!(oh, oh) Hey ya!(oh, oh)

Hey ya!(oh, oh) Hey ya!(oh, oh)

Hey ya!(oh, oh) Hey ya!(oh, oh)
You're My Only Shawty

## Lyrics

<poem>
**Courteney:**
Last night was crazy and today it's setting in
Did you really mean it,
And could you say it again?
Oh, oh, even if you just say it over the phone
(C'mon make it real)

**Candy:**
Love makes me crazy, restless, dumb and paranoid
But I'll take a chance on us and
Hope you don't destroy my heart
Just give me one guarantee
I'm the only girl you see, what you say, boy?

**Spencer and Kenny (Courteney):**
You're my only shorty
You're my only shorty
I'm telling you the truth, girl it's only you
You're my only, you're my only
You're my only one and only
You're my only shorty (Am I your only shorty?)
You're my only shorty (Am I your only shorty?)
I'm telling you the truth, (oh) girl it's only you (oh)
You're my only, you're my only
You're my only, you're my only shorty
(Am I your only shorty?)

**Amber:**
Every day and night you got
An open invitation
As long as I'm your one and
Only destination, fly with me
I'll be your fantasy

**Courteney:**
You're in demand
But baby, baby, so am I
But if you're weak and try to sneak
I'll have to tell you bye, bye
I'ma put you on the spot

**Kenny and Spencer (Courteney):**
Am I your only girl tonight? (What you say boy?)
You're my only shorty (Am I your only?)
You're my only shorty
I'm telling you the truth, girl it's only you
You're my only, you're my only
You're my only one and only (Am I your only?)
You're my only shorty (Am I your only shorty?)
You're my only shorty (Am I your only shorty?)
I'm telling you the truth, girl it's only you
You're my only, you're my only
You're my only, you're my only shorty
(Am I your only shorty?)

**Candy and Georgia:**
Please, baby, please give me all your attention
Don't let my heart go seeking
No other direction
I gotta be the only one for your affection

**Spencer and Kenny:**
Oh, yea, baby girl, did I mention?

**Kenny and Spencer (Courteney and Amber):**
You're my only shorty (Am I your only shorty?)
You're my only shorty (Baby, come clean)
I'm telling you the truth, girl it's only you
You're my only, you're my only
You're my only, you're my only (Am I your only shorty?)
You're my only shorty (Am I your only shorty?)
You're my only shorty (Am I your only shorty?)
I'm telling you the truth, girl it's only you
You're my only, you're my only
You're my only, you're my only shorty
(Am I your only shorty?)
Am I your only, am I your only? (Yeah)
Tell me, am I your only shorty? (Yeah, yes you are)
Wanna hear you say yeah (Yes you are)
Am I your only shorty
The Voice

previous
"Fancy"
"Funeral"

## Plot

Courteney's life begins to change forever when she is chosen to perform at The Los Angeles "The Voice" Concert. But will she have to leave all her friends behind?

## Cast

### Main Cast

* Emilie-Claire Barlow - Courteney "Scarlett" Smith
* Kristen Bell - Amy Lynn
* Chris Young - Jake Simpson
* Nolan North - Jerry Banks
* Doug Brochu - Roderick Jones
* Stephanie Sheh - Tammy
* Rebecca Hall - Grace Poole
* Hideo Ishikawa - Yoan Ishiyama
* Troy Baker - Adam Wesley

### Supporting Cast

* Logan Browning - Amber Rollins
* Emily Rose - Charlotte "Candy" Richter
* Jeremy Shada - Kenny Collins
* Samara Zwain - Georgia Jones
* Zachary Gordon - Jeremy Jones
* Yuri Lowenthal - Tony
* Luci Christian - Maddie Smith

### Guest Stars

* Bryce Papenbrook - Dustin Brooks
* Alexander Skarsgård - Rodger Smith
Free Angel (episode)

## Free Angel

 previous
"I'll Still Love You No Matter What"
"The Shack"

## Plot

With only days left until the party,
Everyone is getting in touch with God in their own personal ways. Meanwhile, Amy soon finds love in a hopeless place where she has a internal conflict with her religion and her relationship.

## Cast

### Main Cast

* Emilie-Claire Barlow - Courteney "Scarlett" Smith
* Kristen Bell - Amy Lynn
* Chris Young - Jake Simpson
* Nolan North - Jerry Banks
* Doug Brochu - Roderick Jones
* Stephanie Sheh - Tammy
* Rebecca Hall - Grace Poole
* Hideo Ishikawa - Yoan Ishiyama
* Troy Baker - Adam Wesley

### Supporting Cast

* Logan Browning - Amber Rollins
* Emily Rose - Charlotte "Candy" Richter
* Jeremy Shada - Kenny Collins
* Samara Zwain - Georgia Jones
* Zachary Gordon - Jeremy Jones
* Yuri Lowenthal - Tony
* Luci Christian - Maddie Smith
* Corsica Wilson - Melanie Sanchez

### Guest Stars

* Bryce Papenbrook - Dustin Brooks
* Tara Strong - Madison and Mary Posh
Listen

## Lyrics

<poem>
**Courteney:**
Listen to the song here in my heart
A melody I start but can't complete
Listen to the sound from deep within
It's only beginning to find release

Oh, the time has come for my dreams to be heard
They will not be pushed aside and turned
Into your own all 'cause you won't
Listen

Listen, I am alone at a crossroads
I'm not at home in my own home
And I've tried and tried to say what's on my mind
You should have known (oh)

Oh, now I'm done believing you
You don't know what I'm feeling
I'm more than what you made of me
I followed the voice you gave to me
But now I've gotta find my own

You should have listened, there is someone here inside
Someone I thought had died so long ago
Oh, I'm screaming now and my dreams will be heard
They will not be pushed aside or worse
Into your own all 'cause you won't
Listen

Listen, I am alone at a crossroads
I'm not at home in my own home
And I've tried and tried to say what's on mind
You should have known

Oh, now I'm done believing you
You don't know what I'm feeling
I'm more than what you made of me
I followed the voice you gave to me
But now I've gotta find my own

I don't know where I belong
But I'll be moving on
If you don't, if you won't

Listen to the song here in my heart
A melody I start but I will complete

Oh, now I'm done believing you
You don't know what I'm feeling
I'm more than what you made of me
I followed the voice you think you gave to me
But now I've gotta find my own

My own.
The Last Temptations of Jerry

previous
"Tough Love"
"The Road Not Taken"

## Plot

It's Jerry's annual Jerry Banks 60th Anniversary of Project DIVA event and everyone is stoked about it but, Jerry, Renee and the team of Project DIVA is going through financial issues and issues with the press but, not without the help of Austin Daryl, (*guest star*, Olly Murs). Kerry returns and offers Courteney to help run a dog commercial to help support dog charity but, Courteney has plans with celebrating her and Jake's one year anniversary. Candy tries desperately to invite Angelina to the event. Amber is beginning to show off her selfish side as she realizes she is the final act to the event is completely neglecting everyone just to focus on her performance.

## Cast

### Special Guest Stars

* Katharine McPhee - Paige Dennon
* Olly Murs - Austin Daryl
* Keri Hilson - Kerry Hilton

### Main Cast

* Emilie-Claire Barlow - Courteney "Scarlett" Smith
* Kristen Bell - Amy Lynn
* Chris Young - Jake Simpson
* Nolan North - Jerry Banks
* Doug Brochu - Roderick Jones
* Stephanie Sheh - Tammy
* Rebecca Hall - Grace Poole
* Hideo Ishikawa - Yoan Ishiyama
* Troy Baker - Adam Wesley
* Logan Browning - Amber Rollins
* Emily Rose - Charlotte "Candy" Richter
* Jeremy Shada - Kenny Collins
* Samara Zwain - Georgia Jones
* Zachary Gordon - Jeremy Jones
* Yuri Lowenthal - Tony
* Luci Christian - Maddie Smith
* Tara Strong - Mary and Madison Posh

### Supporting Cast

* Grey DeLisle - Angelina Tyler
* Bryce Papenbrook - Dustin Brooks
* John Karna - Derek Simmons

## Songs

 Beautiful | Amber Rollins with Project DIVA
Love Strikes

## Lyrics

<poem>
**Paige:**
Summer fades and winter takes its cherry place

```
That's what I have seen
Love is failure and I never will erase
That's what I believed
Love strikes once, and one time only
All I have is broken dreams inside of me
But my hands chase love when I'm surround you
And what you see is how my colors creed
Love is striking me

```

```
Thought I'd spend my greatest years cuddle up alone
Without someone to kiss my neck
Thought I feared the winter cold ???
'Cause I wouldn't hurt the family that I dream since I was born
Love strikes once, and one time only
All I have is broken dreams inside of me
But my hands chase love when I'm surround you
And what you see is how my colors creed
Love is striking me

```

```
You came light,
But I left the light on for you babe
Never let my hurt burn my hope away
Now I give you all I saved
Summer fades and winter take its cherry place
But now look at the smile on my face, oh oh oh

```

```
Has love now striking me?

```

```
Love strikes once, and one time only
All I have is broken dreams inside of me
But my hands chase love when I'm surround you
And what you see is how my colors creed
Love is striking me

```
Star Crossed

previous
"A Girl like Me"
"Home"

## Plot

Mary plans to find someone to help produce her "sexy" album. Amber feuds with the new girl group, SISTERZ. Courteney and Jake plan for their anniversary party together. Kenny collaborates with famous pop-star, Carly (guest star, Taylor Swift) and becomes close with her. Madison and Roderick plan to help build their band, Dacav5.

## Cast

### Special Guest Star

* Ellie Goulding - Carly Darling
* Olly Murs - Austin Daryl

### Main Cast

* Emilie-Claire Barlow - Courteney "Scarlett" Smith
* Kristen Bell - Amy Lynn
* Chris Young - Jake Simpson
* Nolan North - Jerry Banks
* Doug Brochu - Roderick Jones
* Stephanie Sheh - Tammy
* Rebecca Hall - Grace Poole
* Hideo Ishikawa - Yoan Ishiyama
* Troy Baker - Adam Wesley
* Logan Browning - Amber Rollins
* Emily Rose - Charlotte "Candy" Richter
* Jeremy Shada - Kenny Collins
* Samara Zwain - Georgia Jones
* Zachary Gordon - Jeremy Jones
* Yuri Lowenthal - Tony
* Luci Christian - Maddie Smith
* Tara Strong - Mary and Madison Posh

### Supporting Cast

* Grey DeLisle - Angelina Tyler
* Bryce Papenbrook - Dustin Brooks
* John Karna - Derek Simmons
A Star is Torn

previous
"Homesickness"
"This Is a Sight We Had One Day In America"

## Plot

Courteney once again finds herself in a sticky situation where Los Angeles gives her another opsticle. In the midst of it all, she is forced to choose between her love for Jake and her career -- knowing that her decision has the potential to ignite the struggle of the rest of her life.

## Cast

### Main Cast

* Emilie-Claire Barlow - Courteney "Scarlett" Smith
* Kristen Bell - Amy Lynn
* Chris Young - Jake Simpson
* Nolan North - Jerry Banks
* Doug Brochu - Roderick Jones
* Stephanie Sheh - Tammy
* Rebecca Hall - Grace Poole
* Hideo Ishikawa - Yoan Ishiyama
* Troy Baker - Adam Wesley

### Supporting Cast

* Logan Browning - Amber Rollins
* Emily Rose - Charlotte "Candy" Richter
* Jeremy Shada - Kenny Collins
* Samara Zwain - Georgia Jones
* Zachary Gordon - Jeremy Jones
* Yuri Lowenthal - Tony
* Luci Christian - Maddie Smith
* Corsica Wilson - Melanie Sanchez

### Guest Stars

* Bryce Papenbrook - Dustin Brooks
* Alexander Skarsgård - Rodger Smith
A Christmas Story

previous
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"[[]]"

## Plot

This is the second Christmas episode, the Project DIVA is asked to create a holiday special for the local PBS station with Kenny directing. Amy plans on having sex with Spencer to have a child. Candy tries to find a perfect present for Angelina. Paige and Adam have to be forced to babysit during the holidays.

## Cast

### Special Guest Stars

* Mila Kunis - Gale Slithers
* Katharine McPhee - Paige Dennon

### Main Cast

* Emilie-Claire Barlow - Courteney "Scarlett" Smith
* Kristen Bell - Amy Lynn
* Chris Young - Jake Simpson
* Nolan North - Jerry Banks
* Doug Brochu - Roderick Jones
* Stephanie Sheh - Tammy
* Rebecca Hall - Grace Poole
* Hideo Ishikawa - Yoan Ishiyama
* Troy Baker - Adam Wesley
* Logan Browning - Amber Rollins
* Emily Rose - Charlotte "Candy" Richter
* Jeremy Shada - Kenny Collins
* Samara Zwain - Georgia Jones
* Zachary Gordon - Jeremy Jones
* Yuri Lowenthal - Tony
* Luci Christian - Maddie Smith
* Tara Strong - Mary and Madison Posh

### Supporting Cast

* Grey DeLisle - Angelina Tyler
* Bryce Papenbrook - Dustin Brooks
* John Karna - Derek Simmons