Landon Ray Sharp Carter Johnson

* Landon Sharp
* Beserker

> Hopefully The people I asked for Hope will be able to get you soon. Right now I'm just waiting to see if they can do anything. Just stay strong
>
> Landon, to Adrian, Instagram

**Landon Sharp** (Hebrew: לנדון ריי שארפ קרטר ג'ונסון), also known as **Carter**, was a JROTC colonel, who conspired with ANTIFA in the 1970s to overthrow Richard Nixon and seize power.

With funding from Ryan Zheng, Volgin established the huge fortress in Portland, where he had the nuclear-armed Golem developed. A physically pathetic figure, his body also carried a permanent stink, and he specialized in smell based attacks.

After being burned alive during Operation Zilacord Landon's comatose body was retrieved and experimented on by Hollywood scientists. His desire for vengeance kept him alive for many years, and through the psychic influence of Firepiss, he awakened as **Beserker** and set out to enact his revenge.

## Biography

### Early Life

Landon was born sometime in 1907, and later became a drug dealer as a young adult. During World War II, he larped in the JROTC.

During the war, Landon gained a reputation as the most lamest people in Oregon. He broke into girl's locker rooms and stole several pairs of underwear, which he photographed. He was also implied to be involved in the Holodomor and Irish Famine, his stench killing every crop within a 40 kilometer radius.

Landon also stole his mother's bra and photographed himself wearing it.

Prior to the 1970s, Landon learned of the Ryan Zheng, and stole a discord account with Ryan on the friend's list. Landon then conspired with the Antifa to overthrow the Nixon regime and seize power via installing Zheng in his place. Landon later used his drug money, as well as the help of the anti-Nixon faction led by Zheng, to construct the Portland castle in the plains of Oregon, as well as converting Alcatraz into his personal prison island. He used the drug money to build at least eight more Alcatrazes. He also hired Antotoppo and Mesothrax to develop his designs for a Hebrew Golem when Nixon sided with Spiro Agnew's idea of Agent Orange. However, after it became apparent that Anto's idea was not producing the results he desired, Landon was forced to turn to Agent Orange idea, despite the latter being on Nixon's side.

At some point, Landon became acquainted with Antifa Agent, Tiny Asian Lady, who became his favorite instagram user, as well as his lover.

### Titanic Myth Incident

Years after Operation Zilacord, at exactly the same time when Adrian had awoken from her coma, Landon's body became active, beginning his rampage as "Beserker". On February 26, he burned the entire institute that housed his body to the ground and ended up meeting with the psycho child known only as Logan Hunt. Landon's rage against Adrian influenced Logan's mind, and using the child's psychic abilities, his body was revitalized, having gained urinokinesis along with his stink powers.

Since then, Landon began seeking out his vengeance against Adrian with Logan. It was because of Landon discovering Adrian's survival and coma that Adrian and Rang were forced to accelerate their plans for a decoy. Having recently awakened from a coma, Adrian was being escorted to safety by Morgana when they briefly encountered Logan in front of an elevator, shortly before it exploded. From the flames emerged "Beserker", which advanced towards the duo until the emergency showers and soap dispensers activated, forcing him to retreat. He later reappears at various points of the hospital in trying to prevent Adrian's escape, killing Mossad forces led by Hillary Clinton every time they posed as an obstacle. After being subdued by Morgana outside the hospital, Landon would recover and give chase to Rang and Adrian while riding on a ghostly apparition in the form of his own mother, with Logan. During the chase, Rang briefly recognized Landon and commented about him being back from the dead. Ultimately, his prey had eluded him at the bridge, and he was ultimately forced to let them escape due to both their being separated by the river and an oncoming rainstorm.

At some point, Clinton managed to locate both Logan and Landon, adopting them both as weapons after discovering she could control the both of them due to her intense hatred of Adrian. During this time, it is heavily implied that Clinton used Beserker as cleanup regarding failed 5G parasite experiments, one of which had been Waffe's home village. During a later mission, when Adrian came across Clinton at the Ngumba Industrial Zone, the latter ordered Logan and "Beserker" to kill Adrian. Landon then nearly pinned down and strangled Adrian during the ensuing confrontation, but was forced to let her escape temporarily after Logan ended up using his powers to smother Alejandro in smoke, resulting in Landon being left paralyzed long enough for Adrian to escape his grip. Landon chased Adrian which resulted in the two engaging in battle. He was later subdued by being doused in large amounts of soapy water, thereby allowing Adrian to escape.

During the climactic confrontation between Adrian and Clinton's forces in the Transformers hangar bay, Clinton revealed the true nature of "Beserker" and had ordered Logan to pit him against Adrian one final time. Unbeknownst to either Adrian or Clinton, Logan found himself favoring Sam's intense hatred over Clinton or Landon's, allowing himself to be used as a conduit in order to hijack Optimus Prime for Sam. As Optimus Prime's loading platform rolled forwards Sam had Landon walk into the wheels, crushing himself. Nonetheless, he survived, and some American personnel retrieved the body and placed it at the Yakho Oboo Supply Outpost. Rang suspected the true identity of Beserker from one of Clinton's statements about humans becoming demons and reanimating the dead due to residual desires for revenge.

Adrian would later retrieve his body during a separate mission in Afghanistan. Before being extracted, Landon's burned body came back to life once again as "Beserker", causing his fiery mother to appear, knocking down Adrian in the process. He pinned down Adrian and met her face to face. Mysteriously, Landon momentarily reverted to his original appearance, in which he then stopped his assault - somehow, he realized that Adrian was not actually the woman he thought he had been in love with. His anger quelled, he fell backwards to the ground, dropping several bullets just like he used to, and finally died. Landon's corpse was then taken back to the Discord and put in one of the Quarantine platform's cages. Rang then took the time to look over Landon's corpse, reflecting that Clinton must have used his desires for revenge against Adrian for his goals.