Wrenchers

A list of Wrenchers stories and ficlets in which Wrench and Numbers are the main or only characters featured. For Wrenchers-focussed stories which take place in the Toolbox Gang setting, see Wrenchers (Toolbox Gang 'verse).

## SFW

### First Meetings

* 391780
	+ Numbers tries to save Wrench from getting mugged in an alley
	+ Wrench and Numbers are hitmen for rival syndicates and they have a romeo and juliet type affair
	+ Numbers is on a hit and recruits Wrench to act as a distraction
* talofibular
	+ They meet when Numbers is sent to kill Wrench
* dont-pester-lester
	+ Wrench meets Numbers at a narcotics anonymous meeting
* fringeandfur
	+ Numbers and Wrench first meet when assigned to kill one another
	+ Numbers meets Wrench while on an assignment in Texas (with officialnoahhawley)

### Pre-ship and/or FWB

* 391780
	+ Numbers (who is just an interrogator for the syndicate, not yet a hitman) gets a hit put out on him and the boss assigns Wrench as his 24/7 bodyguard
* fringeandfur
	+ Wrench gets injured and flirts with Numbers while doped-up on painkillers
	+ Numbers turns Wrench down, and shortly after finds himself falling for him
	+ Wrench keeps his feelings under wraps until the first time he sees Numbers with a beard
* ladydorian
	+ Regarding the ‘Boundaries’ tattoo (with 391780 and trumpetandtrombone)
* officialnoahhawley
	+ Unfinished massage ficlet
	+ Unfinished ficlet in which the two bump into each other at a gay bar
	+ Wrench's big purchase
* talofibular
	+ Numbers tells Wrench he’s trans
	+ Cramped in a fishing shack
* dont-pester-lester
	+ Undercover in a coffee shop [part 1] [part 2] [part 3 ][part 4] [part 5] [part 6]
	+ Numbers, who never lets anyone do anything for him, asks a favor of Wrench for the first time
	+ Wrench gets paid for his first hit and takes Numbers out to dinner
	+ Wrench and Numbers both intend on killing each other at the end of their first hit (with officialnoahhawley)

### Getting Together

* 391780
	+ Mutual pining extravaganza (with officialnoahhawley)
	+ Wrench and Numbers are about to go on what could be a suicide mission, and Numbers gives Wrench a kiss on their way into battle
	+ Numbers the CPA is Wrench’s “Sugar daddy” part 1 part 2
	+ Numbers gets the yips: he can’t shoot a gun straight and it’s because there’s something weighing on his mind
	+ Numbers purposefully messes up Wrench’s name every time so Wrench will think he doesn’t care about him
* officialnoahhawley
	+ Wrench kept all the notes he and Numbers would pass to each other before Numbers learned ASL
	+ Wrench has been acting weird lately and it’s affecting his work. Numbers won’t have it.
* ladydorian
	+ Numbers + OCD
* dont-pester-lester
	+ The first time they held hands
	+ Numbers goes to the movies and Wrench shows up

* talofibular
	+ Numbers goes to a bar to get his mind of Wrench and meets Wrench there
	+ Everyone they meet thinks they’re a couple and Numbers starts to realize they should be
* fringeandfur
	+ Trapped in the supply closet
	+ Wrench goes through the stages of grief waiting for Numbers to arrive for a date Part 2 (NSFW)

### Early Relationship

* fringeandfur
	+ The first time Wrench sees Numbers wearing clothing that isn't black
	+ Wrench is a plain-tortilla-chip-eating deviant
	+ Numbers tries to set himself some boundaries
	+ Wrench finds out Numbers sometimes wears glasses Follow-up comment
	+ Numbers drives Wrench away with his coldness and has to figure out how to make things right
	+ Numbers makes a wish he quickly regrets
* ladydorian
	+ Regarding sexual histories
	+ Regarding “manliness”
	+ Poor, sick Numbers
* Wrench and Numbers meet a service dog (officialnoahhawley)
* Texting (dont-pester-lester)

### Getting Serious

* dont-pester-lester
	+ Assembling Ikea furniture
	+ Numbers gets shot and he and Wrench realize they need to tell each other how they feel
	+ The dilemmas of a domestic life
	+ Numbers rides on Wrenchs motorcycle

* officialnoahhawley
	+ Numbers has an thought nagging away at his brain

### Established Relationship

* 391780
	+ Numbers is an undercover cop part 1 part 2
* trumpetandtrombone
	+ Wrench learns why Numbers only eats eggs when they’re mashed together with potatoes
	+ Wrench finds out that Numbers once tried to kill himself
* dont-pester-lester
	+ Numbers discovers his father has died
	+ Wrench is acting weird and Numbers is getting worried
	+ Wrench finds Numbers awake in the middle of the night
	+ Numbers and depression
	+ Wrench is worried that Numbers might be cheating
* fringeandfur
	+ Wrench and Numbers encounter one of Wrench's exes Part 2
	+ Wrench finds cocaine at Numbers' apartment
	+ Numbers plans to introduce Wrench to his parents, and Wrench buys them a probably unhelpful gift
	+ Wrench teases Numbers about his eating habits
	+ Numbers vs. Spanx
	+ An argument about the price of underwear

* talofibular
	+ After a fight, Wrench writes his frustrations down. Numbers finds the paper months later
	+ Wrench’s lucky shirt shrinks in the wash
* ithinkwehitametaphor
	+ Numbers plays the piano

### Wrenchers in Bemidji/Numbers' Death

#### No Denial Version

* talofibular
	+ Numbers prays before each hit
	+ Numbers’ ghost
* dont-pester-lester
	+ Visions of Numbers
	+ Dreaming of Numbers
	+ The Cabin
	+ Wrench in the hospital

#### Denial Version

* talofibular
	+ Numbers’ nightmare
	+ Retirement
* ladydorian
	+ What if it were all just a dream?
	+ “Red” - a fix-it of sorts

### Relationship Dynamics

* fringeandfur
	+ Wrench licks his lips a lot, and Numbers totally encourages it
	+ Wrench has to work out while Numbers is asleep or else Numbers will jump his bones
	+ Wrench is hot for teacher
	+ Numbers lies all the time but Wrench can always tell when he’s lying (trumpetandtrombone)

### Tales of Wrench and Numbers

* fringeandfur
	+ Numbers shaves off his beard and Wrench is heartbroken Part 2
	+ Numbers accidentally combs his hair with a razor comb
* ladydorian
	+ Scooby Do-Punch-That-Ghost-In-The-Balls
	+ Regarding annoying parents
* talofibular
	+ Numbers’ t-shots run out while they’re in hiding
	+ Numbers quits smoking
	+ Wrench helps Numbers quit drinking
	+ Numbers gets sick (very sad don’t read) [part 1] [part 2]
	+ Numbers takes care of sick Wrench
	+ Vacationing at the lake
	+ Wrench brings a puppy home
	+ Numbers finds a grey hair
	+ Wrench gets his first tattoo
	+ Numbers stitches up Wrench’s wound from a fight
* dont-pester-lester
	+ Novelty socks (also)
	+ Night in
	+ Grocery shopping
	+ Fourth of July
	+ Game Day
	+ Wrenchers at Disneyland
	+ Numbers falls asleep on the couch, Wrench carries him to bed
	+ Numbers shaves off his beard
	+ Lazy day
	+ Wrench’s birthday
	+ Numbers quits smoking
	+ Arts and crafts arguments
	+ Wrench knitting a hat for Numbers
	+ Beach Vacation [part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4]
	+ Sick Wrench

* Garden fluff (trumpetandtrombone)

### Holidays/Seasonals

* dont-pester-lester
	+ Autumnal floral Wrenchers
	+ Numbers brings Wrench to visit his mom for Hanukkah
	+ Wrenchers Christmas And another one
	+ Halloween at the Wrenchers household

* deaffellamrwrench
	+ Snowball fight
	+ Autumn Day
* officialnoahhawley
	+ Wrench and Numbers' first Christmas

### Misc.

There's a motel receptionist who's convinced they're two married guys cheating on their wives (fringeandfur)

## Action Fics

* Wrench and Numbers pull off a classy hit (ithinkwehitametaphor)
* Wrench and Numbers go undercover as a diplomat and his bodyguard (391780)
* Wrench has a flashback on the job (talofibular)
* Gala hit (talofibular)

## NSFW

### Less safe for work

Sexy Monopoly times (ladydorian)

“strangers’ mourning” - Prequel to “The Palest Blue Light” (ladydorian)

Long underwear (fringeandfur)

The sight of a bumper sticker provokes a conversation about circumcision (fringeandfur)

Numbers' Scrunyuns addiction takes a toll on their sex life (391780)

talofibular

* They run out of condoms
* Numbers finds out Wrench is 19 after they've already slept together
* They stay at a motel with a vibrating bed
* Body language
* Wrench cheers Numbers up

### Pre-ship and/or FWB

* Regarding hands (ladydorian)
* Wrench finds Numbers' secret dildo (391780)
* Love (and lust) at first sight (fringeandfur)
* Wrench and Numbers each sleep with a woman on motel beds right next to each other (ithinkwehitametaphor)
* Wrench takes it slow (talofibular)

### First Time

* After a drunken misunderstanding, Wrench schemes up a sexy little lie to screw with Numbers (391780)
* Blowjobs from the ones you love are the best blowjobs of all (391780)
* Numbers accidentally sees Wrench naked, and is eager for an encore viewing (391780)
* Wrench and the art of seduction (391780)
* Silly Sheets (ladydorian)
* Mind games & Blowjobs (a.k.a. Welcome to the Asshole Buffet) (ladydorian)
* Fight ‘n’ Fuck (ladydorian)
* Hooker/client backstory [part 1] [part 2] (391780)
* First time (talofibular)

### Early Relationship

* 391780
	+ Wrench makes Numbers come with just his fingers
	+ Numbers likes having Wrench at his mercy
	+ Numbers has a one-track mind (and that track is sex)
* fringeandfur
	+ Numbers flips Wrench off one time too many Part 2
	+ Wrench takes Numbers to a gay bar and it doesn't go how he'd anticipated
	+ Numbers is surprised when he makes a move and Wrench isn't in the mood
	+ Wrench realises Numbers is tougher than he looks
	+ The first time Numbers tops Wrench
	+ Wrench isn't as experienced as Numbers assumes
	+ Numbers feels like he can't match up to Wrench's sexual prowess
* ladydorian
	+ Welcome to the Asshole Buffet
	+ Regarding fingering and fingerspelling

### Established Relationship

* talofibular
	+ Numbers only cries in front of Wrench during sex
	+ Numbers talks during sex
	+ Shower stuff
	+ Butt stuff
* fringeandfur
	+ Alternative Information-Gathering Techniques - Wrench and Numbers use unconventional means of making their interrogation subject uncomfortable
	+ Numbers shaves off his body hair to make a point about sexual preferences
	+ Suit and Tie - Numbers *really* likes the way Wrench looks in a suit
	+ Wrench recovers faster than Numbers in the bedroom
	+ Numbers wearing one of Wrench's shirts
	+ Wrench's penchant for al-fresco masturbation
	+ Numbers overhears Wrench jerking off in a motel bathroom
	+ Wrench finds Numbers has a choking kink
	+ On the subject of foreskins
	+ More on the subject of foreskins
	+ Looks undignified, feels great
	+ The only circumstances in which Numbers will let Wrench touch his hair
	+ Wrench has a huge dick (that's it, that's the prompt)
	+ Numbers has his drink spiked and Wrench has to take care of him
	+ Numbers gets more than he can swallow
	+ Numbers finds Wrench's secret journal of sexual fantasies
	+ Wrench gets his ass eaten
	+ Numbers gives away that he was initially just in it for the sex
	+ Numbers getting pleasured until he passes out
	+ Numbers is inconsistent when it comes to cleanliness and sex
	+ What about Wrench's preferences confuses Numbers?
	+ Wrench's favourite part of sex is holding Numbers tightly while he comes
* ladydorian
	+ Dirty dishes and dirty times in the kitchen
	+ Numbers’ nips
	+ Regarding jealousy and tailors
	+ Easy times in the back of the Buick
	+ Takin’ a fuck break while on the job
	+ Wrench + stripteasing
	+ Welcome back to the Asshole Buffet
	+ “Patterns” (Asshole Buffet-related)
	+ The fic too hot for Wikia's spam filter (aka Numbers is good at giving head)
* 391780
	+ Wrench reminds Numbers just who it is he belongs to
	+ Wrench discovers Numbers' lacy secret
	+ Wrench and Numbers have hot wake-up sex
	+ Wrench's cop fantasies
	+ Cuddling turns into hot couch sex
	+ Numbers is embarrassed by his overly-sensitive nipples
	+ Numbers vents his frustrations by riding Wrench to exhaustion
	+ Wrench punishes a reckless Numbers
	+ Wrench comes up with a sexy plan to get Numbers' attention
	+ Wrench gives Numbers a massage
	+ Numbers has a daddy kink
	+ Sometimes, Numbers lets Wrench take things nice and slow
	+ Wrench likes it when Numbers gets rough with him

### Post-Canon (Denial Version)

* Invictus - Wrench and Numbers have post-reunion sex (fringeandfur)