Greg The Baby Sitter :Jasmine Story 1

(Music Starts Playing)

Darryl: (Buttoning Up Shirt) Bye Honey Ive Got To Go To Work.(Starts To Walk Out Door)"

"Remember To Take The Kids To Daycare At 3:00!"

Jasmine:"Wait!"

Darryl:(Walks Back To Her)

Jasmine:"They Can't Go To Daycare"

Darryl:"Why?"

Jasmine: (Sighs) "Because I Haven't Been Making Enough Money At Work,So I Cut Off The Daycare Fee"

Darryl:(Sigh) "You Got To Be Kidding Me"

Darryl:"Could You Just Take A Day Off Work?"

Jasmine:"I Can't Take Anymore Vacation Days,Ever since We Went On That Cruise For Two Weeks"

Darryl:"Are You!.. (Deep Sign) Fine! I'll Find Someone To Babysit Them"

Darryl:"Cmon Kids" (Tilts His Head Toward The Car"

Jasmine:"Are You Kidding Me Darryl!?,"Shes Too Young To Walk!"

Darryl:"But My Hands Are Full..."

Jasmine:"Then Set Down You Suitcase And Pick Her Up With Your Other Hand"

Darryl:"Picks His Youngest One Up"

Jasmine:(Leans Over And Kisses Him)

Kid#2:(Starts Wining And Kicking Him)

Darryl:(Loses Control And Accidentally Spills His Coffee All Over The Side Of His Car)

Darryl:"Oh GREAT! (Drives His Hands Into His Hair) "There Is Another Problem I Have To Fix!!"

Darryl:"Gets In The Car"

Jasmine:"Honey Just See If You Can (Darryl Drives Off)

Jasmine:(Dust And Smoke Are All In Her Face Now)"go..to the...car wash" (Sigh)

Darryl:(Drives To The Car Wash)

Greg:"Hey!"

Darryl:(Gets Out Of Car) "Hello I Was Wondering If You Could...." (Greg Interrupts)

Greg:"Washes Are Free!"

Darryl:"Ok,Thanks Man"

(Greg Gets The Hose And Sponges Out)

Greg:"So,You From Around Here?"

Darryl:"Yeah Me And My Wife Live Near "Sale suit Sam's"

Greg:"Does She Work?"

Darryl:"Yeah She Works At "The Best Diner In The World" Near Route 66"

Greg:"Oh Ive Been There,With My Son"

Darryl:(Looks At Greg Weird)

Greg:"What!?"

Darryl:"Nothing....It's Just (Scratches The Back Of His Head) I Have Two Kids With Me Right Now And Theyre A Pain In The Butt I Was Wondering If You Could Baby Sit Them"

Greg:"Oh Yeah! Sure Man!"

Greg:"Ive Babysitted Tons Of Kids Before,Lets See (Pulls Out One Finger) Steven,Sourcream (Pulls Out A Second One)And....... (Has A Sudden Tone Of Let Down) That's About It"

Darryl:"Thanks Man!"

Greg:"No Prob"

Darryl:(Gets In Car)

Darryl:(Drives Off)

Greg:"Wait You Forgot About Your...Free.....Car wash" (Drops The Water Bucket And Sponges)

(Cut To A Scene Where Darryl (In His Car) Pulling Up To The Best Diner In The World)

Darryl:(Walks In)

Jasmine:"Darryl?"

Jasmine:"I Thought You Were Watching The Kids?"

Darryl:"Well When I Went To Go Get My Car Washed,I Got The Worker There With A Beard To Babysit Them"

Jasmine:"Did He Have These Tanish-Cothing Out Line Around His Sunburned Skin"

Darryl:"Yeah He Did"

Jasmine:"Wait The Beard Guy!"

Jasmine:"One Of His Pals Flipped,And Broke One Of Our Tables!!"

Jasmine:"You Just Expect Me To Do All Of The Work,And If I Don't Do It Right You Yell At Me Because You Have To Do It Your Self! But When You Do It Yourself You Screw Things Up,And Expect Me To Fix It With The Hard Working Cash That I Earned!!"

Jasmine:"It's Like I'm At Funland On A Different Ride Every Day,No Matter What,I Have To Pay For The Ride Out Of My Own Cash!!One Day It Will Be All Calm Like The Tea Cups,Then That Will Turn Into A New Ride,Like The "Flaming Wheel Of Death!" "

Jasmine:Its Just...(Tears Start Falling Down Her Face) No Matter What I Do I Get Yelled At.As A Kid I Got Yelled At For Being Myself ,At My Job I Got Yelled At By "Chrissy" For Serving The Wrong Orders,And Now I'm Dealing With This!!"

Jasmine:"I Can't Take It Anymore Darryl!,Two Years Of Marriage For This!!"

Jasmine:"You Probably Married Me For My Money,Then Again I Never Made Any Because Of You" (Cocky Voice)

Jasmine:(Grabs Her Purse)

Jasmine:(Opens The Door)

Chrissy:"Wait!Where Are You Going!"

Jasmine:"You Know What? Who Cares,I'll Probably Get Fired Later Anyways!"

Jasmine:(Slams The Door)

Darryl:"Wait!"

Jasmine:"WHAT!"

Jasmine:(Puts Her Hands Over Her Face Like She Is Sad)

Darryl:"Please Honey Bun..."

Jasmine:(Takes Her Hands Down And Quickly Slams The Down On The Hood Of Her Car)

Jasmine:"I Am Not You Honey Bun!"

Darryl:(Tries To Hold Her Hand)

Jasmine:(Smacks Him Across The Face)

Jasmine:"Don't Touch Me,Were Done!"

Jasmine:(Gets In Her Car And Starts The Engine)

Jasmine:(Rolls Down Window,Oh You See This (Holds Up Her Wedding Ring) Were Done! (Throws It At Him)

Jasmine:(Drives Off)

(Cuts To A Scene Where Darryl Is At The Car Wash)

Greg:"Ready For Your Kids?"

Greg:"Whats Wrong?" (Looks At Darryl)

Darryl:"It's All Your Fault!!"

Greg:"What Do You Mean?"

Darryl:"You Were The One Who Flipped One Of The Tables At My Wife's Work!"

Greg:"That Wasn't Me!! That Was Ruby"

Darryl:"Ruby?"

Greg:"Look I Don't Want Any Trouble,So Could You Just Please Take You Kids And Leave"

Darryl:"NO!It's All Your Fault"

Greg:"What Are You Talking About?!"

Darryl:"My Wife!She Said That When You Flipped The Table It Cost Her Half Of Her Working Money She Gets"

Greg:"I Paid For That!"

Greg:(Becomes Calm) "And Anyway If You Ever Need Money Just Ask Me"

Darryl:"What Do You Mean?"

Greg:"I Have 9 Million Dollars"

Greg:"Look,If You Need Any Money Just Ask Me Ok?"

Greg:"Here! I Can Give You One Million Right Now If You Need It"

Darryl:"Hmm"

(Cuts To Darryl Pulling Into Jasmine's Driveway)

Darryl:"Please Be In There,Please Be In There,Please Be In There!!" (Crosses His Fingers)

Darryl:(Opens The Door)

Jasmine:"Why Are You Back!?"

Darryl:"Listen Jazzy,I Quit My Job So I Could Come Back To You"

Jasmine:"Why Do That!!?Now None Of Us Have Money!"

Darryl:"You Are Like Money To Me"

Darryl:"Actually You Are Worth More Than Money To Me So That's Why I Quit My Job,And....... Because We Have One Million Dollars Now"

Jasmine:"So You Only Came Back To Show Me That You Have Money!?"

Darryl:"No I Came Back To Help You Raise The Kids" (Hugs Her)

Jasmine:"I'm Still Getting A Job To Help Us With Our Money Management"

Darryl:"I Bought A Cruise To The Bahamas"

Jasmine:(Still In The Arms Of Darryl She Opens Her Eyes Wide)

(The Star Zooms In On Her)

Jasmine:"Oh No"

(The Star Closes And The Episode Ends),