The Last Fast Show Ever - Part 1

**The Last Fast Show Ever - Part 1** is a UK VHS release by BBC Worldwide Ltd on 20th November 2000 and a UK VHS release by BBC Worldwide Ltd on 4th December 2000.

## Chapters/Sketches/Scenes

* The unknown traveller stands in a hole in a map.
* The Last Fast Show Ever - Part 1 opening logo.
* The 13th Duke of Wycombe stands between a lady's legs at the gynaecology department.
* The unkempt spaceman arrives and exits the pub.
* The competitive dad and Peter start a fishing trip.
* Jazz Club: The Boxwell Heath Archery Club.
* Chris the Crafty Cockney nicks the boy's Pokemon cards.
* Jesse's Experiments: licking worms.
* Chanel 9: Groundo Forco.
* Swiss Toni discusses to Paul about being in therapy.
* The competitive dad squabbles at Peter thinking he's got a bite.
* Indecisive Dave is phoned by someone appearing on Who Wants to be a Millionaire.
* A chat on old pashminas and old Fabien Barthez by Ralph's gardeners.
* The No Offense segment on Syrup by Terry Wogan.
* The Last Ever Episode of Country Matters to Bob Fleming.
* The unkempt spaceman arrives and jumps off the ledge.
* The petrol station attendant is a scarecrow at the rambling hiker.
* It's a Right Royal Cockney of Barrel Monkeys skit.
* The competitive dad and Peter make stupid excuses.
* Colin Hunt says 'Bless You' too many times at the Big Issues salesman.
* The posh cockneys are on a dialogue of 'you mug, you slag. you muppet'.
* That's Amazing: Bryan Ferrie's loaf of bread.
* The petrol station attendant shouts out about centipedes.
* Indecisive Dave does a doorway dance.
* Chip Cobb is informed about lunch at quarter past.
* The competitive dad and Peter are now going home.
* Patrick Nice dicusses about binweed.
* The so completely naked Ralph dicusses to Ted about his lost clothes.
* The snort of 'Hah!' over the couple's conversation.
* The petrol station attendant shouts out about a slithering thing.
* The Suit You, Sir segment on the American costumer.
* A chat about that Old Blair Witch Project by Ralph's gardeners.
* The insecure model isn't happy about her short thin dress.
* Ron Manager discusses about moving to ITV.
* Jesse's Experiments: Holding on for too long.
* Eras Video #1: The Long Punch-Up #5 - Gladiator #1.
* Professor Denzil Dexter's subject on people frightened of science.
* Colin Hunt is fired at last.
* The 13th Duke of Wycombe at the agony correspondent at TeenMag.
* Dave Angel, Eco-Warrior discusses on genetically-modified food.
* Eras Video #2: The Long Punch Up #6 - Gladiator #2.
* The hardest game in the world rant about prosecution.
* The snort of 'Hah!' over the doctor's discussion.
* Changing Monkfish preview skit.
* Chanel 9: The Futha Mucka! Shiney Shine song.
* Chip Cobb blows the production office building up.
* A discussion about yoga (not yoghurt) by Ralph's gardeners.
* The girl who men can't hear sits in the cab.
* Eras Video #3: The Long Punch Up #7 - Gladiator #3.
* The unkempt spaceman arrives and exits the lounge.
* Billy Bleach discusses about the pub quiz.
* Chanel 9: Boris Ton Bastardo.
* Billy Bleach says "no" lots of times to simple things.
* The insecure woman chats about a dress for 25 quid.
* Billy Bleach asks the first question.
* Jazz Club: Dr. Howe.
* The Suit You, Sir! segment about Kenneth hiding away.
* Johnny Nice Painter and Katie row about sheep and a star.
* The snort of 'Hah!' over a man's chat.
* Tommy Cockles introduces "Ooh, Arthur!".
* A conversation on sweetbreads by Ralph's gardeners.
* Eras Video #4: The Long Punch Up #8 - Gladiator #4.
* Patrick Nice dicusses about Jerry Springer.
* Unlucky Alf sees an unusual party outside his house.
* That's Amazing: The unkempt spaceman arrives and leaves the set
* Ted and Ralph's discussion at the pub.
* Professor Denzil Dexter learns a basic math.
* Jesse's Experiments: having a coil fitted.
* Rowley Birkin QC sings 'Have yourself a merry little Christmas' drunkenly.
* The petrol station attendant shouts out they'll get the hiker.
* Eras Video #5: The Long Punch Up #9 - Gladiator #5.
* Ralph sings 'Burning Love' in a karaoke style.
* The brilliant kids talks about goodbyes.
* The goobye montage and the ending credits.