A series of absolutely idiotic events

This is a stupid and provisional timeline for whatever happened in the hellverse. It might change at every time, as it is only the unstable foundation of what is to come.

## Spamton and the Onceler

Spamton, first off, has a lot of family. He and his siblings were A through Z, though Spamton $ Spamton, aka Cash Money Spamton, was kicked from his house by the eldest of the siblings, A Spamton, since the parents of the family have passed. Z Spamton is a raging and aggressive alcoholic, who has murdered multiple people at AA meetings. B Spamton is later killed by G Spamton during a manic episode and mental breakdown, though that will be explained later. But what you can probably gather is that this family is- well, broken might end up being an understatement as time progresses.

When Cash Money was kicked from the family home, G Spamton (who will just be called Spamton for now) was there to overhear the conversation from another room. He knew his younger brother might struggle by himself, so when Cash went to his room to pack, Spamton was waiting there, having grabbed some extra luggage and explaining to the youngest that he heard everything, and that Cash Money could stay at his apartment for the time being. He brings Cash to the apartment not long after, helping him get settled in. An unspecified amount of time later, they go to lunch, and as they’re getting food, Spamton trips, nearly dropping the drinks. This is when he first encounters the Onceler, who gets up from his nearby seat to keep the drinks from falling, and picks up a couple of fallen ketchup packets. He then goes to sit with the brothers, joining them in their conversations and quickly becoming friends with Spamton.

It is unknown how long the two are friends before getting into a relationship, though they eventually start dating. When Cash Money gets his own job at Fazbear's and moves out of the apartment, Spamton gets a house, with the Onceler moving in with him. The two get into shenanigans frequently, at one point trashing a random insurance office, and befriending an insurance guy named Jamie. Jamie, when he goes to talk with the Onceler about insurance, gets high with him and Spamton instead of doing his job, having a gay fantasy about marrying the two of them. When Jamie goes missing, they don't know why, though they give up the search after a few months. Flo, the owner of the wrecked insurance office, finds about Jamie’s troubles, becoming upset at her fiance for failing at his job and loyalty and killing him. She later kidnaps the Onceler to manipulate Spamton into doing her favors.

Spamton, when he finds this out, is livid, rushing over to save his boyfriend. When he is saved, The Onceler is battered and bruised, having been tortured for a short time. Once they both make it out of the house, they pack up what they need and move to the Spamton’s family home, with things going downhill from there. Having found out about Jamie, they both become worried, arguing about what they should do for their safety and lives. This escalates when Spamton begins to struggle even more mentally, becoming paranoid as things go on.

An unspecified amount of time goes on before the couple breaks it off, the Onceler leaving to head to a different town. The difficulty of this, coupled with Spamton’s declining mental health and overall stress, causes him to snap only a few weeks later, killing his brother B Spamton during a mental breakdown, worried he may be associated with Flo.

Years later, when they meet up again, Spamton learns that Flo is the Onceler’s 3rd cousin twice removed, and is upset that this was hidden from him, before learning that Onceler disowned her and was afraid of Spamton’s reaction, especially due to his increasing Paranoia before they split. When Spamton brings Onceler back from the forest he was working at (mostly to give him a break from his family) the Onceler ends up being snagged and dragged into an alleyway, William Afton killing him.

Spamton panics, rushing out to hopefully save the Onceler and also to attack Afton, though gets thrown against a wall, promptly passing out.

## William Afton and his various relations

William Afton started his work at Fredbear’s with Henry Emily, as per the usual FNAF lore, so we’ll skip that part. Mr Clean was called to clean one of the Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza locations, it being grimy and disgusting as it is. This is where Mr. Clean’s short relationship with William Afton started. The two dated for some time. It is unclear how long their relationship lasted for at the time of this being written. Afton was fired from Freddy’s shortly after, and he met Flo. Afton and Flo fell in love. Flo killed Jamie, her co-worker (and fiance) a few months after meeting Afton. They go out on multiple occasions, getting others to sign up for Progressive, or else, they’ll suffer a horrible, deadly fate. The duo tortures those who will not sign up, and kills them.

An unknown amount of time later, William Afton met Miles Edgeworth while working his side job at the gay bar. Afton’s uniform at said gay bar is a maid dress. Afton finds Edgeworth attractive. Later, Afton is put on trial for his various crimes, Edgeworth fighting against him. Afton kills Edgeworth’s nemesis, Phoenix Wright, then goes for Edgeworth, knocking him to the ground. He wants to confess his love, but Flo is still alive. He needed to change that. Afton kills what turned out to be Flo’s twin, and not actually Flo. Flo stayed in hiding for a while, but then got a job at Dollar Tree.

William Afton and Miles Edgeworth started dating soon after, becoming a powerful murder couple. The duo will get married in Canada, while picking out decorations for their wedding at Dollar Tree, they run into Flo, who has insatiable bloodlust. Flo points a gun at Edgeworth, blaming him for taking away her “rainbow”. Flo didn’t know that Afton had cheated on her that whole time, she assumed Edgeworth was the reason. Flo, finally hearing the truth, was angry, chasing the duo out of the store, armed. They run into a target, where Edgeworth finds out about Afton’s murder of Flo’s twin sister, Blo, instead of Flo.

## The beginning of the end

After Afton killed Mr. Clean (spoiler!), he meets Papa Louie in the same woods. Louie has witnessed the murder, but gets killed by Afton before he can inform anyone about it.

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On the day of justice, the whole Anti-Afton-Army is assembled before Afton's and Edgeworth's house. Afton is telling Edgeworth that they will both make it through, but has to find out that Edgeworth has a gun pointed at his head. Edgeworth informs him in a overly dramatic way that he is about to betray Afton and possibly kill him. Afton, who had been calm before is now suddenly panicking, seeing as the last person he trusted has backstabbed him. (What he doesn't know is that Edgeworth still loves him and only does this because he thinks he has to!)

After parting ways at Edgeworth's betrayal, Afton falls into a deep depression. Heartbroken as he is (for the first time ever one might add, he never was after leaving (or killing) his various other partners), he regularly sends voice mails to Edgeworth in which he explains what household chores he did for the day.

Edgeworth on the other hand is stuck with the Anti-Afton-Army, which is a collective of madmen as one might have expected. There, he is tasked with taking care of Spamton, who has become a drug addict with a trigger for the number one and upon hearing it, will break down sobbing almost immediately. He quickly learns that the whole AAA is absolutely insane, especially their (presumed) leaders (presumed because they're the only one with a speech role), Bill and Flo, who are clinically crazy, completely bonkers, off their rockers, not normal one might say! The only normal one seemed to be the Long Long Man and even he was crazy enough to date Afton, so honestly?

As days turn to weeks and those turn to months, both start feeling lonely and miss each other, which prompts Edgeworth to start listening to Afton's voice mails, eventually making a habit out of it. Yet, he does not reply to them for a long time. When he does he tells Afton how he is sorry for betraying him and that he still loves him, but his call is overheard by Flo (Progressive), who later steals his phone to call Afton herself, telling him that Edgeworth was still a traitor and lying to him. She then plays Edgeworth's voice mail to the AAA, marking him a traitor to them as well. Edgeworth flees the AAA immediately, back to his and Afton's shared home where he finds Afton dead, having shot himself after listening to the call from Flo, who is now furious, as she did not expect Afton to commit die. Afterwards she steals Bill's car and drives herself off a bridge.

## The non-closure Epilogue

With his husband dead, Edgeworth falls into a deep depression as well, starting to drink and developed an alcohol problem. Sometime during this, Long Long Man was trying his best to help Miles Edgeworth go through this.

Meanwhile, Afton is stuck in pasta hell with Flo. While he does think he deserves a punishment for his past actions, he is not agreeing with Flo being in pasta hell with him.

Eventually at some point Miles Edgeworth reaches out to Bill to ask him to revive Afton, however Bill decided to tell him no, close the door and revive Afton without telling Miles. This ended up not working in Bill's favor and Afton decided to go home, where he saw Miles and they both finally have had the opportunity to talk about the Flo phone situation and make up.

## Whatever is going on with Bill and Spamton

Despite most of the plot happening between Spamton and Bill happened during and after AAA was formed, they did in fact knew each other before. Bill was hanging out with his meth cook, dealer and SEEMINGLY partner at the time, Walter White, as well as Jesse helping too. Bill at some point decided he felt like summoning the original recipe for Coca Cola (the one with cocaine) when suddenly, seemingly out of the blue, Spamton went to snatch it before his boyfriend (Onceler) pulled him away. He apologized for Spamton but Bill decided it was fine and gave him his Cocaine Cola, while also summoning more since he is practically some sort of godly being. Apparently at some point Bill stopped being involved with Walter White, and ended up dating William Afton instead which didn't go too well for him, to say the least. William decided to marry Flo and it was fun for him... For a while. When Afton decided to kill Flo and accidentally killing her twin sister instead he also decided to be quite petty and killed her relative, the Onceler, alongside her. Spamton upon seeing him dead went feral mode ready to attack Afton, but ended up getting knocked out. This lead to Spamton having no place to live and nothing to live for besides drug use and misery. Sometime later Bill and other people formed the AAA and saw Spamton near a dumpster attempting to snort some cocaine, but before he even had a chance it flew into the wind. Upon seeing this pathetic, sad mess of a person Bill decided to take him into his home, get Spamton clean and recruit him as part of the AAA. Him sending him to rehab however ended up being a fruitless attempt, having to send him to multiple ones but not any of them working since he somehow ODDLY ENOUGH always got his hands on drugs somehow anyway. He also broke a celebrity's legs who indeed is in fact Verosika Mayday

He decided to put Spamton into a cage to try to force him sober, however not unlike a rat he eventually chewed his way out through the bars. Sick of his shit, he decided the only way he could cope with Spamton being a depressed mess the whole time was by doing cocaine as well. At the same time Spamton's cocaine use started causing him to act well... Abnormal. He for instance went outside with the intention of getting caught by the police and to hopefully die. Unfortunately right when he tried opening a car door, he thlammed his penith on it, which lead to Bill having to take care of him for a short while after that. Spamton ended up overdosing on his cocaine, visiting Pasta Heaven. He saw Jamie during the time he was there and caught up with him, but right before he got the chance to talk with Onceler, he was revived by Bill. Upset about this, he started to cry wishing death would just take him permanently. Around the same time, Flo ended up getting herself into prison for attempting to kill two gay guys trying to buy their wedding decorations at the Dollar Tree she worked at. So Bill had Spamton set out on a mission: To get into that prison unnoticed with his height, sober, and get her out of there. Spamton at first very much refused before realizing he was basically forced to get her out. However, he somehow still found a way to get his hands onto drugs during this rescue mission. While getting her out he kept blacking out, forgetting things. For example, he destroyed a prison wall with dynamite getting her (and alongside that, other prisoners) out. He however doesn't remember this since as stated, he blacked out during the time he did that. One thing he didn't realize however was releasing his brother Z that was in the exact prison.

Sometime afterwards Bill and the rest of AAA went to Afton's home to torture and kill him. Unfortunately for all of them, Afton beat them all to it by commiting die with a gun. Meanwhile a very distraught Miles Edgeworth cradled his dead, cold body. Flo, was upset. But not in the way she usually acted. She seemed calm, asking Spamton if he saw anything after he died on cocaine that one time. Upon receiving a yes, she proceeded to get into Bill's Porsche with the intention of driving it over a bridge to kill herself to see Afton again. Sometime during this Long Long Man attempted to drive after her to stop her. Meanwhile Bill found the gun Afton used and started pointing it at Miles with the intent to kill him, but before deciding to do that Spamton told Bill about Flo taking his car, causing him to try his best to go after her before she destroyed it. This would fail, with Bill mourning his Porsche with Long Long Man attempting to comfort him, telling him he could get a new car. This was when AAA split up, deciding that since he's gone there's no use trying to do something they literally can't do anymore. Sometime after this Bill decided to make a deal with Spamton: If he got the fuck out of his home, got a job and never decided to talk to him again he would revive B and Onceler. He made sure that he would revive B first and when Spamton was out, then the Onceler. Reason for this is because Bill had developed resentment over Spamton basically being a leech in his eyes. Spamton agreed and got his brother B back. However B did not want to talk to him since he made his last moments basically fucking horrifying and confused him as to why the hell he would sound so fucking insane, and thus in the next family reunion none of them invited him and didn't let him inside the building. While high ranting about this with an equally as high Bill, he told him maybe he should apologize.

He agreed, got into Bill's new car and drove to B's house. Bill actually did research about his brother on and simultaneously found out Spamton has... A lot of brothers. His attempts of apologizing were proven fruitless since he started blacking out and forgetting. However he apparently decided to try again three weeks later (three weeks he blacked out on) and his brother B was concerned about how he looked. He apologized properly this time and B explained to him that while he did revive him, what made this all the problem was that he made his last moments absolutely terrifying, and he just doesn't understand why he would do such a thing to him. This was when Spamton admitted that he was actually high on PCP when he did that and he wasn't all there. This probably didn't help with the fact he was also becoming increasingly more paranoid at the time. B points out that he is clearly intoxicated right now, and that if he wants to be more genuine then he should get sober if he actually wants to be near him and surrounded by his family again. He gives him Z's phone number, informs him that he has gotten out of prison and actually improved his life, and that he should give him a call and get better, too. Spamton ends up walking outside, realizing it's quite early in the morning and sees Bill. He explains to him that he plans on actually getting clean now. Bill can't help but slightly laugh at this, since he sent him to at least 11 different rehabs before and hasn't gotten sober at all during those attempts. He went silent, but decided to give his brother Z a call later that day.

He actually got sober and once out of rehab, started attending AA meetings. This was when he first saw a grown up, goth Mabel Pines who explained her experience in Oregon that somewhat left her and her brother traumatized, and influenced her decision to start taking drugs later in her life. Unfortunately Spamton completely blanked out during this time and didn't remember any of it. When the meeting was over Spamton had to wait for Bill to pick him up since his brother Z was sick that day. While waiting, she was waiting next to him and had some small chat about her brother being late and his bestie being late as well. Two cars drove up to the curb, one being Mason Dipper Pines and the other being Bill Cipher. Right before she got into Dipper's car however, Bill yelled for Spamton to get in the car. This shocked her into silence and caused her brother to lose his shit upon hearing and seeing Bill alive after everything that happened, alongside that it also simultaneously reopened all their trauma scars. Bill not really giving a shit, got out his car, vodka bottle in hand urging Spamton to get into the car. Spamton got into the passenger seat, and Bill stumbled into the driver's seat. This lead to a very uncomfortable talk about how exactly he knew Mabel and him getting pissed through the car drive and asking for Spamton's cocaine, which he made clear he has been sober for a while. Meanwhile during this whole time Bill has been having a mental breakdown about all of his friends leaving and betraying him, causing him to basically be losing his shit. Spamton going to AA meetings made him more aware that perhaps Bill wasn't that good of a bestie to him.