Boxowind

This is a beautifully-painted box with smiling flowers all over it, but when somebody opens the Boxowind, it emits a comedic tooting noise followed by a super-goofy Carrot Topism; it features 115 farts and fun expressions!

## The Jape Routines

* Sounding Off In A Silly Way-If there's an annoying sound, mask it up with The Boxowind-just open the box for farts and smiles galore!
* Cartoon Craze-While watching cartoons, use The Boxowind when there are commercial breaks; if the cartoons are commercial-free, use them in your favourite scenes for maximum funny power!
* Global Giggles-While trekking to faraway lands, add in some entertainment from Carrot Top just by opening The Boxowind when you arrive in your hotel room.
* Grief Be Gone!-Whenever you or somebody else grieves about someone who just kicked the pail, open the Boxowind 'cause it's no Pandora's box-it'll change sorrow to sheer joy!

## The Noises and Carrot Topisms

1. ("accordion" fart) Let’s all do the pooting polka!
2. ("bagpiping" fart) My toots are for all the clan!
3. ("ballgame organ" fart) Batter up for gassy fun!
4. ("banjo" fart) How about some butt bluegrass to lighten the mood and make you giggle?
5. ("bassoon" fart) Way down low is the way to go, courtesy of my butt bassoon!
6. ("bass guitar" fart) My windy bum bass is very groovy!
7. ("bike bell" fart) Make way for me, Carrot Top!
8. ("bodhran" fart) I'm drumming up flatulent fun!
9. ("bongo" fart) How about some beatnik jazz from my bottom so you can snap and clap along to my toots?
10. ("bugle" fart) Just answering comedy's call!
11. ("cajon" fart) I'm drumming up some awesome farts!
12. ("clarinet" fart) I'm just tooting a jazzy melody!
13. ("cornet" fart) Brassy and gassy at the same time!
14. ("cowbell" fart) That's mootastic!
15. ("didgeridoo" fart) That's my butt saying, "G'day, mate!"
16. ("djembe" fart) That's the noise of my butt saying, "Jambo!"
17. ("dulcimer" fart) That's my butt greeting you with a "Howdy!"
18. ("electric guitar" fart) Just shredding a song with my bum!
19. ("fife" fart) That was a harmoniously high fart!
20. ("flute" fart) What a windy work of art!
21. ("Glockenspiel" fart) I'm just chiming away in the key of F for farting!
22. ("guiro" fart) I'm just scraping away the sadness with my rhythmic rear!
23. ("Handbells" fart) Merrily melodious!
24. ("harmonica" fart) No need for the blues when I'm around!
25. ("harp" fart) Just strumming my seat strings!
26. ("Harpsichord" fart) I just farted out my classic favorite!
27. ("Irish penny whistle" fart) I'm one lucky farter!
28. ("kazoo" fart) That's my butt buzzing with musical hilarity!
29. ("koto" fart) That's the sound of my butt saying, "Konnichiwa!"
30. ("marimba" fart) Such tropical overtones!
31. ("music box melody" fart) Enjoy the music of the wind!
32. ("oboe" fart) I put the WIND in WOODWIND!
33. ("ocarina" fart) That's magically poofy!
34. ("organ" fart) Just piping out poots!
35. ("otomatone" fart) I'm a tech-savvy tooter!
36. ("piano" fart) Symphonic whimsy, anyone?
37. ("recorder" fart) I’m the Pied Piper of Poots, follow my lead!
38. ("saxophone" fart) Fine-tuned!
39. ("sitar" fart) That's my butt saying, "Namaste!"
40. ("slide trombone" fart) I'm just letting things slide!
41. ("slide whistle" fart) Enjoy the ride of my farts!
42. ("Sousaphone" fart) Don't whistle "Dixie," just fart it out!
43. ("Steel drumming" fart) I've got a calypso keister!
44. ("theremin" fart) That fart was out of this world!
45. ("Timpani" fart) That fart had a mighty butt bang to it!
46. ("tooting trumpet" fart) Wowee, what a triumphantly victorious toot!
47. ("tuba" fart) What an outrageous rear-end oompah!
48. ("tubular bells" fart) I'm just ringing with my rear!
49. ("vibraphone" fart) My heiney's in perfect harmony!
50. ("Violin" fart) I'm just stringing along as I play the music of the toot!
51. ("xylophone" fart) Just playing the xylophone with my seat!
52. ("zheng" fart) That's my butt saying, "Ni hao!"
53. ("zither" fart) Such giggly music!
54. ("bumble bee buzz" fart) I beelieve in the funniest superpower; it's called tooting!
55. ("cicada buzz" fart) That's harmonically natural!
56. ("cricket chirp" fart) What a chirpy day it is!
57. ("fly buzz" fart) Let's shoo the blues away!
58. ("hornet buzz" fart) What a swarm of wind!
59. ("wasp buzz" fart) Pee-yew, that's a nostril stinger!
60. ("yellowjacket buzz" fart) That left me all abuzz!
61. ("school bell" fart) I'm in session now!
62. ("school bus horn" fart) Hop on board and ride super sound-waves of toots!
63. ("fire alarm" fart) I'm the hottest tooter ever!
64. ("cruise ship horn" fart) Get on board the luxury cruise of farts!
65. ("motorboat putt" fart) Why use a paddleboat when you can have my pooting posterior?
66. ("motorbike rev" fart) I'm hot on the trail of toots!
67. ("squeaky shoe" fart) Whoo, that reeks like my toes!
68. ("taxi horn" fart) Pay me and I'll take you 'round Farting Town!
69. ("car horn" fart) That's what I call a butt honk!
70. ("horse neigh" fart) That's equine divine to me!
71. ("pony whinny" fart) Saddle up and let's get silly!
72. ("zebra nickering" fart) What a nice, exotic fart!
73. ("ambulance siren" fart) My bottom bombs are guaranteed to heal the seriously ill!
74. ("firetruck siren" fart) My bum bombs bring the heat!
75. ("police siren" fart) My butt bombs are dangerously alarming!
76. ("zipper zip" fart) I'm just tooting with zip!
77. ("foghorn" fart) Why have a whoopie cushion when you can have my fruity foghorn farts?
78. ("cash register" fart) That was right on the money!
79. ("squeaky puppy toy" fart) I'll delight you with my squeaky toots!
80. ("sports whistle" fart) I'm signaling hilarity right here!
81. ("vuvuzela" fart) I'm a winner at passing the wind!
82. ("buzzer" fart) Nothing's wrong with my toots!
83. ("crash" fart) Brace yourself, look out and hang on tight 'cause here I come!
84. ("kitten mew" fart) That's really mew-velous, tee-hee!
85. ("explosion" fart) My comedic fireworks displays will leave you smiling 'til your sides split!
86. ("empanada" fart) No more empanadas for me!
87. ("duckling" fart) Phew-ee, what a FOWL smell!
88. ("Alarm clock" fart) Get up, it's a Carrot Top day today!
89. ("squeaky bed" fart) I'm just making a mattress of mirth!
90. ("giggly infant" fart) Who needs a babysitter when you've got ME, the one and only Carrot Top?
91. ("creaky door" fart) Just swinging into smiles!
92. ("Robotic beeping" fart) The wave of the future looks like pure comedy gold to me!
93. ("Laser" fart) I'm loaded up with goof power!
94. ("whoopie cushion" fart) No bean dip for me!
95. ("Cartoon boing" fart) Just springing into silliness!
96. ("Computer beep" fart) The future's so fun, I've got to fix up malfunctioning humour!
97. ("Boomerang swoosh" fart) I'mm come back, mark my words!
98. ("Whipcrack" fart) Take that, you awful joke tellers!
99. ("Puppy bark" fart) That'll put a wag in your tail!
100. ("squeaky door hinge" fart) What a sidesplitting squeaker!
101. ("rubber ducky" fart) Wowee-zowee, what a super-duper silly squeak!
102. ("Antique phone ring" fart) You're connected to laughter central!
103. ("Bubble pop" fart) Are you bursting with laughter yet?
104. ("revving car" fart) Buckle up and laugh!
105. ("hysterically laughing" fart) What da ya think of my butt's hyena call?
106. ("falling pots and pans" fart) Sorry, my keister clanged!
107. ("Squeaky shopper's cart" toot) Let's roll down the comedy aisle!
108. ("Squeaking bike brakes" fart) That's a quality seat screech!
109. ("Bouncy ball" fart) Just bouncing around with a laugh!
110. ("Hen squawk" fart) That's what I call a butt cluck!
111. ("Slapstick pratfall" fart) That was a dangerously painful toot!
112. ("Air raid siren" fart) That's the wailing call of comedy!
113. ("Tornado warning siren" fart) Beware of my stinky butt breezes!
114. ("Operatically high note" fart) That'll make your hair stand up!
115. ("Bubble wrap popping" fart) That's a real burst of truly comical delight!