Wall Breakers

***Wall Breakers*** is the first episode of *The Alan 10 Skits*.

## Plot

*[Alan was seen sitting uninterested in the living room, his friends surrounding him with excited looks on their faces.]*

Alexis: Come onnnnnnnn.

Alan: No.

Devin: Why not?

Mason: You get to do it all the time.

Chloe: Yeah, this is gonna be our only shot.

Alan: None are you are ready for this power yet.

*[Pride suddenly phased out of Alan's body.]*

Pride: They're not gonna let up on you. And neither am I.

*[Alan let out an overexaggerated and exasperated sigh.]*

Alan: *Fiiiiiiiiiine*.

*[Alan shot up and pretended to knight each of his friends.]*

Alan: I hearby dub thee Fourth Wall Breakers. But make no mistake! I will not hesitate to restrict your powers if I deem you unworthy of them!

Alexis: *[snickering]* I think everyone reading thinks *you're* unworthy of them.

*[This caused the others to burst into laughter while Alan stood there annoyed, his eye twitching.]*

Chloe: Hold on, hold on! I've wanted to do this for a while. *[clears throat]* Don't mind me, I'm just a fictionalized version of a real life celebrity written to date a self-insert, Deadpool/Ben 10 parody!

*[The lot of them laughed more while leaving the room, Alan's face red from embarrassment. He then gave a cartoonishly over the top angry expression while fire burned in his eyes.]*

### Outcastaway

*[A small raft floated in the water. Alan was laying down on his back while Pride was roawing an oar with his tentacles. Alan began coughing.]*

Alan: P-Pride! I don't think I can go on!

Pride: What the hell are you talking about?

Alan: It's been... three days... No food... A bunch of salt water...

Pride: ..N-No.

Alan: I... I can see the light! M-My life and sins flashing before my eyes! *[coughs]* It's happening! I'm going! ...Going! ....Going!

*[Pride silently looked around confused.]*

Pride: We aren't even in the ocean. This is the fucking public swimming pool.

*[The scene panned out to show they were indeed not in the ocean, but in the public swimming pool. No one was even batting an eye at how strange this situation should be. Alan reached up and grabbed Pride by the chains.]*

Alan: PRIDE! I'M SORRY!

*[Alan threw himself onto his back, rolling his eyes back into his head and his tongue sticking out of his mouth. Pride let out an offended scoff.]*

Pride: I'll have you know that is *extremely* stereotypical of people looking dead, and I take serious offense!

### Potted Plant

*[Devin, Mason, and Alan were seen at a pot on the stove of the kitchen, steam coming out of the pot.]*

Devin: Carrots.

*[Mason quickly picked up a cutting board with a bunch of cut carrots and poured them into the pot.]*

Devin: Potatoes.

*[Alan took an open can of peeled potatoes and poured them in.]*

Devin: Chopped beef.

*[Mason opened a pack of pre-chopped beef and dumped it in.]*

Devin: Dehydrated mustard.

*[There was a bright red flash. A large green arm stretched to the pot, having a three-fingered hand with each finger having a bulbous, yellow mass. The fingers began shaking mustard dust into the pot. Devin and Mason took way to long to process what was happening, before turning to see Alan had become Mustard Gas. He simply looked back at them silently while continuing to shake in the mustard, causing the other two to awkwardly take steps back away from him and out of the room.]*

### Alcohol Bros

*[Richard was seen laughing maniacally. Emina stood to his side with his hands on his hips and a proud look on his face, while Envy wa s off to the other side and uninterested.]*

Richard: Finally! We have just what we need to be rid of my brother and his pesky posse!

Envy: It's not gonna work.

Richard: WHAT?!

Envy: I mean, when does it *ever* work? He always kicks your ass in the end. Sometimes *our* asses, too.

Richard: Listen here, you avaricious otter! I-

*[Richard was cut off and all three of them were surprised by Alan suddenly bursting the door of the warehouse open.]*

Alan: Hey, bro.

*[Alan nonchalantly made his way to Richard's alcohol supply, all three villains stuck in their surprised state.]*

Alan: Sorry to barge in like this. I ran out of the juice. I know, I know, I could technically just go buy some since I *did* lower the drinking age with Omnitricks, but that means I have to go to the store, make sure I got my money, bring my ID- Which I really don't get why I need that. I mean, I definitely look old enough, I don't see why I of all people need to bring my ID. Plus, I know we have the same taste in alco- Oh! Here it is!

*[Alan picked up a case of green apple Smirnoffs and started walking back towards the door, stopping at the still surprised Richard.]*

Alan: Thanks, bro, I owe you one.

*[Alan leaned closer to RIchard's cheek and kissed it before heading towards the door. He slammed it shut which caused Richard to fall over.]*

## Characters

* Alan Nomaly
* Alexis Dwyer
* Chloe Nietzsche
* Devin Lorenzo
* Mason Babadzhanov
* Pride

### Villains

* Richard Nomaly
* Envy
* Professor Emina

## Allusions

* Alan yelling "PRIDE! I'M SORRY" is a reference to *Cast Away*.

## Trivia

* This episode was made to test the waters of a comedy-focused, spin-off series without plot, so yeah, it is indeed a pilot.
* This episode was released on the same day as the canon episode *Paging Mr. Nomaly*.