Dexter Hoffman

**Dexter Hoffman** is Thaddeus T. Thaddeus' best friend, and the co-founder of *TheDailyREDACTED.net*. Observing the business with him and June Nguyen by his side, Dexter helped Thaddeus with hosting the National News Day event, hoping to get people visiting TheDailyREDACTED.net Studios to work for them. Unfortunately, the event was interrupted by Haven Strode, whose violence towards Sweddie Swock resulted in the Emerald Crate of Ultrimax to be destroyed, causing massive damage to the studio. Though this messed with the event, Thaddeus managed to hire Bethany Brant to join the business' roster of employees.

## Origins

### Costume Pieces

* Scard Hair (Brown Sticker)
* Adventurer Skin
* Rosenberg Glasses
* Button Eyes
* Space Pirate Captain Goatee
* Neckscarf (Green Sticker)
* Ethan's Jacket (Light Blue and Turquoise Stickers)
* Ryan Clayton Trousers (Dark Grey Sticker)
* Wellington Boots

## History

### Meeting Thaddeus T. Thaddeus

*"Please, I can tell when you're being sarcastic Dexterhoff, so stop trying."
"Oh come on, Thaddeus. You know how much I hate that nickname."*
―Thaddeus T. Thaddeus and Dexter Hoffman[src]
Dexter Hoffman befriended Thaddeus T. Thaddeus. When Thaddeus pursued his dream to become a successful news reporter, Dexter join him in creating *TheDailyREDACTED.net*, with Dexter becoming the co-founder of the business. Setting up headquarters in TheDailyREDACTED.net Studios, the two observed the business' operations, with June Nguyen by their side. Both Thaddeus and Dexter soon filmed a video to Thaddeus' parents so they could see his accomplishments. Growing close to Dexter, Thaddeus would begin calling him 'Dexterhoff', though Dexter disliked being called that. Sometime later, Thaddeus made it official that once he either retired or died, Dexter would take over as the head of the business.

### Salvaging the Emerald Crate of Ultrimax

*"Where exactly did you find that thing?"
"I found it buried underground for some reason. I thought I’d bring it back to give to you as a gift."*
―Thaddeus T. Thaddeus and Dexter Hoffman[src]
Dexter Hoffman stumbled upon the Emerald Crate of Ultrimax, which was buried underground. Believing Thaddeus T. Thaddeus would like it, Dexter decided to take it back with him to TheDailyREDACTED.net Studios, hoping to give it him as a gift. Upon returning to the studio, Dexter tried to figure out what the Emerald Crate did, but came out unsuccessful.

### The National News Day Event

*"Hey, so, uhhh, June... Do you have any idea where Thaddeus is?"
"Unfortunately, I don't. Hopefully he comes back soon so we can start the event."
"Yeah, I suppose... It's just... I feel like he's getting slower every day."
"You're not saying that because he's old, are you?"
"Well, uhhh, I- uh... Yeah, that didn't sound great, did it?"*
―Dexter Hoffman and June Nguyen[src]

While preparing to host the 2022 National News Day event, Dexter Hoffman approached June Nguyen, asking her is she knew where Thaddeus was. June claimed that she didn't know where Thaddeus was, but hoped that he would return to TheDailyREDACTED.net Studios soon so they could start the event. Dexter shared with her his beliefs that Thaddeus was getting slower with each passing day, but June became unimpressed, believing Dexter to be discriminating Thaddeus because of his old age. Just then, Thaddeus returned to the studio, trudging towards Dexter and June while mumbling to himself regarding stupid children mocking him, much to Dexter and June's concern.

Seeing his friends before him, Thaddeus coughed and tried to pretend he didn't say anything. Dexter jokingly told Thaddeus that he and June didn't heard a thing, but Thaddeus told Dexter he knew he was being sarcastic and told him to stop, calling him 'Dexterhoff' in the process. Moving on from that, Thaddeus informed Dexter and June that it was National News Day, mentioning his hopes to get people visiting the studio to work for *TheDailyREDACTED.net*, in order to keep the business from shutting down due to 'poor management'. Dexter then showed Thaddeus the Emerald Crate of Ultrimax which he previously recovered. Thaddeus told him to put the Emerald Crate aside so they could prioritize the event.

### Studio Madness

*"Quit the tone, Strode! I am your boss and you will get out of this room immediately, or else I'm gonna broadcast your firing!"
"Thaddeus, don't! We're already down one person, we don't need to lose another one!"*
―Thaddeus T. Thaddeus and Dexter[src]

Dexter was present when Thaddeus T. Thaddeus began greeting the people visiting TheDailyREDACTED.net Studios. Dexter listened to Thaddeus as he revealed to the guests the story of how *TheDailyREDACTED.net* came to be, briefly mentioning the moment he met Dexter and June Nguyen. Thaddeus was then interrupted by Cameron Mann, before being interrupted by Haven Strode. When Strode targeted his rival Sweddie Swock, Dexter observed the fight with Thaddeus. Strode's violence towards Swock resulted in the destruction of the Emerald Crate of Ultrimax to take place. Dexter urged everyone to take cover, just before the Emerald Crate exploded.

### Bethany Brant's Hiring and Strode's Firing

*"Well, great going, Thaddeus. Now we need someone to replace Strode."
"Heeeeey, I know!"
" Shut up Cameron, no-one likes you."*
―Dexter Hoffamn, Cameron Mann and Thaddeus T. Thaddeus[src]

Because of the Emerald Crate of Ultrimax having unleashed a shockwave that destroyed TheDailyREDACTED.net Studios, Thaddeus T. Thaddeus blamed Haven Strode for the injustice, and mourned that *TheDailyREDACTED.net* would be shut down as they were unsuccessful with getting the visitors to work for the business. Just then, Dexter informed Thaddeus of Bethany Brant, who was surrounded by broken glass and debris. Thaddeus hired Bethany Brant to be an intern of *TheDailyREDACTED.net*, causing the business to be saved from being shut down.

Thaddeus then fired Strode for the stupidity that he had caused, much to Dexter's concern. Dexter expressed his disappointment with Thaddeus' decision, and made him realize that with Strode gone, they now needed to find someone to replace him. Cameron Mann tried to get Thaddeus and Dexter to hire him, but Thaddeus denied Cameron's request. Thaddeus then left him behind, with Dexter by his side.

## Relationships

	+ Thaddeus T. Thaddeus - Best Friend
	+ June Nguyen - Friend
	+ Bethany Brant
* Sweddie Swock - Former Colleague
* National News Day Visitors
	+ Travis
	+ Elaine
	+ Jennifer
	+ Cameron Mann
	+ Bill Vestwell
	+ Haven Strode - Former Colleague

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 1.5 1.6 1.7 *TheDailyREDACTED.net Remastered*