Act 1

## Session 1: 10/10/2020

Characters had their individual dilemmas.

Nina, Theo, and Haku came together at an abandoned Nayali camp.

They found a single body and a bunch of darts.

The characters traveled with their respective groups to a meeting between the Nayali and the cities of Guerillon and Rainle.

The meeting was successful, and the two sides agreed to go to war against the Orvani and the New Drastonians.

* Chief Machak: leader of the Nayali

* Elder Kalaheo: leader of the Druids

* War chief Gemi: leader of the Nayali army

There was a celebration. Billingsly was a shitshow.

Siobhan ran off, the players chased after her, and then were put to sleep by Octetslan darts.

The PC’s chased after her. During this process they got sleep darted by a group of Octetites.

Nag saves them. They kill Octetites on their way out. They go deeper because they will not give chase for fear of a monster living deep in the ruins.

The party escapes from Medusa’s lair.

## Session 2: 10/17/2020

Characters make it through the desert, finding some booty and getting hit by some traps.

Calisto’s bear Grisham was captured by poachers, whom the group defeated.

Group gets help from hunter’s son, Harper.

Collected their guns and went to nearby town.

Went to rest in the town of Ipse.

Begins shopping. Calisto buys mutton for Grisham and chain for a custom weapon.

* Theo sells off his guns.

* Theo has a bunch of moneys.

## Session 3: 10/24/2020

Group gathers supplies.

* Calisto gets potions identified.

* Theo does...something

* Nag goes around with Calisto.

#### Theo, Calisto, Nag, & Haku got their fortunes read.

* Theo was told that he and his family would be met with tragedy and betrayal.

* Calisto was told he wouldn’t get what he wanted, but that he wouldn’t be too disappointed by it.

* Nag was rushed out because of his warlock patron.

Haku met his Quori.

Group goes to help the lumber mill owner.

* Some trees in the forest were alive.
* Peaceful negotiations were set up. (nat20 persuasion, because of course)
* They have 3 months to get some druids to set up a new forest.

Leaves town and fights a coven of hags.

* Gets a magic staff and a locket.

Goes to rest, woken up by gnolls…

## Session 4: 11/7/2020

The group repels the gnolls who surprised them in the night.

Billingsly falls unconscious 3 times.

Theo got the head of the leader.

Siobhan had her flying wish come true.

Haku finds his enfield, names it Akamu. Sent by Echo to watch over him.

* Akamu guides him to find a Cloak of Protection.

#### The party stumbles upon a caravan that is being ambushed.

* They try to bargain, unsuccessfully, with the attacking Nayali warriors.

* Nayali warriors lightning strike Grisham, Calisto, and Nina.

* They kill all the Nayali sadly after they scalped most of the caravan.

* Haku did nothing remained on standby except to ~~steal a kill from Siobhan~~ prevent Siobhan from committing murder.

The party meets the two noblewomen in the caravan that they saved.

* Quella and Damia Peacecraft

* Both smoking hot

The party made camp on a hill inside of Theo’s Bubble, a day away from Brackenburn.

## Session 5: 11/14/2020

Party arrives in Brackenburn.

* Shopping

Theo finds out that Nina is scoping out town fortifications along the trip.

Party leaves Brackenburn.

## Session 6: 12/5/2020

Arrive in New Drastony

Delivers Siobhan to her family.

Shopping and getting all kinds of neat things like magic tattoos and bear rings while the party get to know each other a bit better.

Party goes to dinner at the house of the Peacecraft Estate where they meet Aywin.

* Solve a puzzle for Aywin with teamwork.

## Session 7: 12/12/2020

Haku gets drunk at dinner and passes out.

The rest of the party are convinced to see something that Aywin, the crown prince of New Drastony, wanted to show them.

* Go to secret underground lab.
* Human experimentation everywhere!
* Nina’s people were rescued. It was a close call.

### Party secrets are revealed.

* Calisto is actually a werebear!
* Theo is the half-brother of Aywin and kind of sort of a prince! (He’s not a prince. He’s a bastard.)
* Nag really likes the color black!
* Billingsly can be useful when he tries!

Something of an alliance is made between Calisto and Aywin to develop a plan to take down New Drastony and put him in power to hopefully establish a quicker peace.

## Session 8: Oops, All Zombies | 12/19/2020

The gang go to watch (and prevent) an execution. Not everyone was on board with this plan.

* Calisto keeps bringing up not putting the needs of one over the needs of many. His words are not getting through to them.

* The fight is tough, but they are ultimately successful.

As they try to flee, oops all zombies.

With a heavy heart they decide that they need to save themselves and can’t risk going out of their way to save others

Zombies are slow and get mowed down as the gang plow through them to make theirs escape.

Will they all make it out alive? Only time will tell…

## Session 9: Can we keep em? | 12/26/2020

Escaped from New Drastony. Zombies be damned.

Met a recently robbed elf, K’nish (kn-ish)

Calisto and Billingsly have another heart to heart.

* Very deep talk

Nag and Haku chased a horse that turned out to be Brego.

* We tricked giants with a goldfish fishing rod and friendship.

Fought some goblinoids. Killed most, but three decided to come along.

* Ray, Jay, and Jorge.
	+ Calisto has taken them under his charge.

Took their treasures. Well, Theo took their treasures, no one else cared that much.

* Opened a chest with a puzzle to find...

## Session 10 (1/2/21)

The box held Lubas Tarokka of Souls. Very powerful dark magic item.

Is Nina trustworthy?! Crazy Staff of the Woodlands RP

We stop for a rest.

* Bears are really good at stealth.
* We meet a group who is cool (Vagner Group, Kilo Company)
* Halfling with Peacock feather
* Half-Elf (Diviner) casting spells
* Pretty bard lady (Ulu Lani) Heavenly Inspiration
* Goblin Cleric
* Dwarf sneaky lady

Maidenhead (Bar in Ellen-mall) where we meet another group.

* Bar Trivia. 3 Goblins, 2 Ladies and a Little Man tied for first and got a candle that stays lit underwater.
* Nag will be up all night to the sun, all night to get some, up all night for good fun, up all night to get lucky.

Oritis (Combat, strategy, horses) - God of this area in ellynmale, courage based. Priests are war and fighting aesthetics.

Able the Necromancer may be one of the Nightmares which is basically the other half of the Plane of Dreams. Echo (Haku’s Quori) resides on the light side of the plane of dreams. The nightmare side tries to inflict more nightmares on this plane to get stronger on their side.

Billingsly is officially a paladin. He’s even harder to kill now.

## Session 11 (1/16/21) Into the Exchange

Haku and Nina go to Pet Shop (Turns out to be a kids type of pet shop)

* Proofrock is an Elf with a funny hat who is having a hard time with the shipment of animals. Seems to be a recurring issue. His father owns the shop.

* Haku proceeds to try and help the animals while Calisto is still in dad mode.

Begin traveling to Guerillon.

Man screaming for help named Pinto

* Wearing a wool and leather jacket, tree seems to have fallen on him.

* Father is logger and close by
* We help and send him on his way.

Calisto Wins Dragon Chess game against traveling salesman. Nina gets fire opal.

We make it to Guerillon.

### Calisto's House

Personnel

* Bowen - Blue Firbolg older aged. Groundskeeper (Jay)

* Comfortable with Grisham. (Who escaped once Calisto left)

* Amelie - Halfling Worker as Calisto Chef (Ray)

* Meridith - Nayali Worker as Calisto Housekeeper (Jorge)

Outside House

* Training Grounds

* Small Armory

Inside House

* Very large as big as Peacecraft Estate

* Kitchen

* Bedrooms upstairs

Party goes out for a fun night to celebrate Billingsly’s Paladin status

Go to Caratas and meet Banks (Tiefling) owner

Eston Anrach is the leader of the underground here (Possibly Nightmare related)

Haku sings and has an out of body experience.

* Nina has a fire hot aura.

* Calisto has the spirit of the bear.

* Theo has a crown, and his deck is throbbing with darkness.

* Nag has played the green eyes black dragon in attack mode.

* Haku has a little Tinkerbelle of light.

On the walk home Eston tried to pry into Calisto’s head and was rejected. He then teleports us to the “Exchange”

Difficult fight began, but Eston was felled by Nina’s flames.

## Session 12 - Moving the Story Along - (1/23/21)

Dreams!

* Calisto - Sees Nayali with kalashtar in woods with 2 kids. Starts floating off the ground. Flies around for a minute. Flying far to New Drastony. Normal except a fire in one of the houses. Flying closer he notices the house on fire is the bar where we left Siobhan. Once he recognizes he begins falling from the sky. The whole sky is blacked out by her face and storm clouds start rolling in.

* Haku - Dark valley. On one side is a dark red mountainous region, on the other is a blue valley full of light. Storm clouds from the dark region start flowing westward to the lighter region. Awoken to the sound of someone yelling “Calisto Ursinus”.

Calisto goes out and sees a man dressed nicely in all black with 5 guards named Hidari.  Raven’s name is “Flint”.

* Hidari more interested in investigating Eston’s dealings than Eston’s murder.

Calisto makes an appointment for King Maddox audience.

We go to church and to shop. At church we meet dude with dreadlocks and blue face.

Haku goes to the bar and talks to Aerdeth Rothenel to try to find a way to see auras more often.

Theo sings Balladin of the Paladin to get Banks turned on (mentally) so Haku and he can have a true connection.

Haku gets glasses and a happy ending.

Billingsly is a bit of a tool, he has an unrealistic perception of his parents.

Nag and Nina snoop Grisham Jr.’s study

* Nag reads Harry Potter.

* Nina reads about ancient hero and Nokoare.

Lestari, fully healed, will take care of our tree problem in Ipseth.

Lestari and Calisto have a private conversation, Calisto doesn’t seem happy.

Finally got the audience with the King Maddox.

* Darvin Milo is a wood elf that stands with the king.

* Spymaster Questa also there.

A plan is established to take down New Drastony through a coup

== Session 13 - Bit o' Downtime and a Plated up Bearking - 1/30/2021

### Wednesday, June 2 413

Ray “made” brunch. He’s learning.

Very Awkward conversations with Calisto’s parents.

* Theo “was” a short buff elf with a mullet. He needs to be careful about being too sexy.

Calisto goes to get Nag citizenship.

Nina, while talking to Grisham II, finds out about the Lost Hero being asleep under the Goliath Bai’un keep.

* High perception check shows that he is looking about transformation and such. Thangali Legend.

Nag meets a group of Chads at the pizza place.

* Robb, Crag, Chosto, Triandal, Belfort

* They play sports ball.

* Nag Ol “Naggle” has a 34-inch vertical.

* Nag Ol has a job.

Beauxoughx the elf works at the castle reception.

* Nag’s tribunal for citizenship will be June 4th.

Theo checks the bounty board at the church.

* Sees a notice about missing women.

* Hidari invites Theo up to his room so he can get a man on the inside.
* Theo needs to become informant on Eston’s widow, Brynywyn who was the real mastermind.
* First, let’s trying scrying.
	+ Etzly Tarkelby was being drugged and raped.

Nag goes to college to play sports ball.

* Is recommended Prof. Porzingis’ class

* Goes to Prof Iwundu’s class with Gemma.
	+ Extraplanar Cosmology class

Jared Wingler also in class. Could he possibly be too cool for school?

Theo offers to help Hidari look for the missing women.

Group meeting at Ursinus estate

Calisto gets really mad at Theo.

Theo has to make promises to appease Calisto.

Nag breaks tension over dinner

Group agrees to help Theo to save women.

Nag realizes that his new throbbing deck can be used to bring all the boys to the cards.

Need to research further, let’s ask the other mercs who’ve been hunting them.

Haku and Grisham chat a bit.

## Session 14 - The Hunt Begins - 2/06/21

### Thursday, June 3 413

Group splits up into 3 groups of two Nina & Haku; Nag & Billingsly; Theo & Calisto to go investigating clues.

Team barhoppers Nina & Haku] go to look for Kilo Co.

* Try Caratas first, but it’s closed this early cause is a bar.

* Next stop, the Stellar Elk.
	+ Ululani Honeytongue and Haku have a chat about Brynwyn and nightmares.
	+ Kilo Co. looking into the college to look for nightmares.
	+ Ignacio Galinardo got the deeeets on magic items.
		- The deck is currently full, no room in the inn.
		- Offer to hire Kilo Co. to help investigate mines.
		- Nina got a pigeon friend, heading to docks.

Team School Dazers [[[Nag Ol Egr Of Raw|Nag]] & Billingsly] go to look into the drugs at school.

* Has a meeting with Professor Iwundu to ask about cards, auras and demons?
* Didn’t get much info on drugs.
* Prof. Iwundu wants to meet Haku to chat about auras.

* Jared warns them of Brotherhood of Torment. [Beware!] [But seriously]

Team Nobles Suck Calisto Ursinus & Theo head to the Gushruver Estate

* Met by Goliath in a suit named Vonair, Calisto introduces himself and is invited in.

* The Elder High Elf Guilmo is waiting sipping on scotch. Inquiries about Yyerba whom he had spoken to before. Plays dumb. But not well.
	+ Tries to higher the group as mercenaries to kill them and cover up his dirty dealing.
	+ The evidence will hurt his business very badly
	+ Meeting an Octetslan man as an emissary. Cthuliaga mine with ruin underneath it.

Regroup at Slice of Life to distribute info. Next stop Dock Ward

We show up and a kid is flashing numbers to the building across the street.

* Calisto shakes down a small child as a distraction. 85 gold pieces

* The others end up at the fish market after unsuccessfully trying to join the gang.

Brynwyn and Roscoe meet.

* Ship to be surrounded as backup plan. So sinister

Discussion of plans for the meeting. Nag appreciates Theo’s great mouth.

* Kilo Co. will take care of the boat.

* Hidaricomes with to handle the mine.

* The plan is no plan. Run in and start attacking.

* Brothers make a run for it, jumping down the hole. The chase is on!

* Catch up and start fighting. Attempts to arrest are ignored as people are killed left and right. It’s a bloodbath!

Fights over got a chest with 7 gold bars worth 7000 gold pieces, a bear head amulet of magic, an immovable rod and a wand(cane) of the war mage.

* After interrogation we find out girls are on the boat and that Nina is the coolest

* Last (only) guy interrogated is cold blood killed by Theo.

## Session 15 (2/20/21)

### Thursday, June 3

Found a Naga in a cage. Very rare OLD race.

Haku can do both of them (Calisto and Nina)

Make it to the dock, found some of Nag’s old “acquaintances”.

* Cadmael Uses a wall of fire to piss Calisto off

* They flee once they realize they are losing.

Nina checks the mine, and the guards didn’t have a Naga.

Nag Nag summons a demon chicken because he could. Not much came of it.

### Friday, June 4

Nag is a citizen, needs to bring pizza for Chamberlain Potts (around 11am everyday)

16:00 meeting with king

Nag and Nina buy two revivify diamonds get obsidian and Lava Lamp for free.

* Big spenders get the chance to buy Dust of Disappearance at haggled discount.

Chamberlain Murmurer is the Castle DMV counter clerk.

Spymaster fucker her face, Nightmare eyes

King gives order for Calisto to remove the stick from his ass.

* Calisto must get stoned (He doesn’t)

Haku and Nag have a drunken fist fight behind the bar. Ends in bro hug.

* Nag casts scry on Kasper. He's a bad guy.

Nina doesn’t let the squirrel climb the tree.

Calisto sings a sad dwarven song. Makes Nag feel bad.

“Theo kills people and then they happen to be bad.”

Naga is in Ursinus house. That is the way she needs to go to get home. She can’t go that way or else the big nasty evil problems will get her.

* Nightmares are an inconvenience to her.

* The things she is running from are called nagpas’. For some reason they want her dead. She is immortal. She is FUCKING IMMORTAL SO THEY THINK THEY CAN FIND IMMORTAILTY YOUR DUMBASS (Theo).

## Session 16 (3/20/21)

### Saturday, June 5

Drinks her own urine for funsies. (https://www.quora.com/Do-lizards-pee)

Calisto hates the Naga but couldn’t kick her to the curb.

Haku makes Nag a very sleepy baby turtle.

* Goes to talk to Ignacio with baby turtle Nag.

* Has Ignacio alter Nag’s memories. Siobhan broke the cookie jar and got in trouble and NOTHING ELSE HAPPENED!

Naga is named Seriguma.

* No Calzone for you!

Haku gets his own revivify diamond and the jauntiest of scarves.

Go to the college to check out Prof. Auras.

* Firbolg has a rusty trombone, none of the other professor’s matter.

* Seriguma has a rising sun.

* Older dwarf woman, Jirana, has blue slimy tendrils, so one is a nightmare.

* A half-elf professor is a werewolf, she is ashamed of her werewolf nature.

Nag has had a lot of people in him today.

World’s largest ball of yarn

* Nag gets stuck.

### Sunday, June 6

Siobhan is about to be executed for sorcery. Three days until execution

Despite Calisto’s insistence not to, the group is to battle the Nagpa.

* With strategy and A LOT of help from Sera, the Nagpa was bisected by Calisto.

## Session 17 (3/27/21)

### Sunday, June 6 AD

Burn the corpse of the Nagpa and enter the cave without Grisham.

* Cave is actually an underground castle.

* Temple of the Balance

Calisto took the key to Seriguma’s heart.

Nina didn’t want to wait and woke Seraguma up early, so she left.

* Found Tapestry of Glodrys and Temekiel

* Nina takes the tapestry.

* Travel

* Got a little lost.

* Fight some bulettes.

Nag finds out Nina has Vibrant red hair. Does the carpet match the drapes?

Haku scries on Kasper, he’s in the burn ward.

### Monday, June 7

Grisham made a bridge while Nina carried the team single handedly.

Nag exploded out of Haku’s clothes, butt naked.

Team breaks back up into their old groups when they reach New Drastony.

* Team School Dazers go to get Nag some new tattoos.

* Team Barhoppers get a woodcutting axe, for cutting something.

* + Haku is looking for a burn ward in an infirmary.

* + Nina leads an innocent duck into an alley with treats to bond with it.

* + His name is Bureauquack.

* + Haku and Nina violently mutilate Kasper’s corpse, then revive him, and knock him out.

* Team Nobles Suck go to the Peacecraft Manner.

* + Theo and Aywin may not be 100% related.

* + Theo has been asked to destroy the royal crown by his teacher Oshir.

Team regroup, discuss plans and get ready.

Malvolia, Quella, Damia; in that order

Haku peeps on Peacecraft sisters to see what they’re hiding under their clothes and skin and organs.

* All three of them are crazy super powerful nightmares. Well, shit.

Quella was the one who summoned zombies last time the party was here. Double shit

* Got grimoire from Lost Legion.

### Tuesday, June 8

We get to dress as candy stripers to sneak into the church.

* Nag knows his memory was altered.

* Aywin and Oshirhave their auras read too.

* + Aywin has two gold chandeliers.

* + Oshir has a bunch of circling feathers.

Grisham has become sneaky snek to sneak in.

Snuck into the church as candy stripers, got around to getting ready and now the dungeon siege begins!

## Session 18 (4/3/21)

### Tuesday, June 8 413 AD

Infiltration started, two quick kills and a giant monkey Theo.

Calisto: double natty 20’s; Nag: double natty uno’s; Calisto double natty 1’s

Siobhan is rescued; Her aura is read. It fills the room, a landscape of hills and rolling clouds.

* Sent to Calisto’s mother with his signet ring.

* Really wanted to stay and help. Was given double thumbs up by Monkey Theo.

Billingsly got a kill by piercing a slit.

Haku went under Theo’s taint.

Believers think they can’t die. They are DEAD wrong.

Nag stole a painting of a Drow-skinned woman with golden accents (makeup?)

Theo opens the 3 chests.

* 1 has 10 gold bars (1000 gp each)

* 1 has a Cloak of Arachnida and Elven Chain

* 1 has the crown.

Theo speaks of his brother the Prince of New Drastony.

Behirs almost one-shot Calisto, short rest needed to recover.

Lightning Golem appeared, we fed it lightning, so it didn’t attack.

The catacombs led to a cave full of “happy thoughts.”

* Calisto, Theo and Billingsly are determined to explore this cave.

* Haku, Nina and Nag want to leave.

The happy thoughts were actually a Balhannoth, who is a huge d-bag.

Nag tries to get Aywin to put on the crown.

* Damia doesn’t want Aywin to put on the crown.

* Calisto and Theo try to stop Nag.

* Idiot Nag attacks, initiative is rolled, time to choose sides. Good night?

## Session 19 (4/10/21)

### Tuesday, June 8 413 AD

Theo cast Animate Objects and went ham with a gun on Nag.

Coolingsly casts command on Nag and Nag calms down.

Lots of talking and Team Nightmare trying to get the crown.

Things turn sideways quickly…

* Nag steals the crown and sends it Guerillon with magic.

* Everyone runs but Theo, Calisto, and Coolingsly

* Theo loses his cool and kills Damia and turns Aywin into a chick.

Aywin is being kept to the next day so we can check for nightmares.

### Secrets revealed.

* Grisham is Calisto’s brother

* Haku changed Nag’s memories.

* Theo was a prince.

* Nina has fire powers which is not normal for druids.

* Nag is being told what to do by the mouth of Nagendra name Eadrich

We run into Conundrum Carriage.

* Theo won’t stop making magic sex puns. They seem to be working, apparently.

* Theo gets with Melma (red and yellow polka dot aura 😉) for some fun.

* + She got a great set of Chromatic Orbs.

* + She must be a wizard because she casted Magic Mouth.

* + Let’s just say she know Dominate Person!

* + She Awakened his huge or smaller beast.

* Nag smashes Gaphne (incandescent green stones aura) (gave her his cloud of daggers)

* Shabby (Ephemeral gray and smoky aura) hits on Nina, unsuccessfully

* Doobie (Cube-like misty silver aura) the awakened dog pissed off Calisto with inappropriate humor and bad jokes.

* Red (Smokey Bronze statue aura) is also there.

* A fake werewolf (Paper bag mask aura) is captured in their wagon, they might be selling his organs (they’re not, but probably should)

Nag: 6 Inches

Theo: 7 inches

Aywin’s aura has a slowly growing a nightmare in it.

Nag’s dragon aura knocked out Haku.

Aywin got sent to Seriguma.