Zelda CD-i: Revisited

### Featured characters

Gwonam, Morshu, Minions, Michael Rosen, Peter Parker, Jack Black, King Harkinian, Link, Ganon, Zelda, Steve Carell, ProJared, Lamb Chop, Bob, Hamsha, Anutu, Nappa, Mario Head, Fish Lady, SpongeBob, Patrick, Aypo, Alora, Horgum, Crone, Suprena, JonTron, Soos, Duke Nukem, Impa, Gibdo, Hungry Girl, Grimbo, Phineas, Hectan, I.M. Meen, Luigi

### Made by

Jimmy Davis

**Zelda CD-i: Revisited** (formally and alternatively known as **CD-i Revisited**) is a YTP video made by Jimmy Davis, December 9, 2015, (edit).

## Plot

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## Transcript

### Intro

[*Exciting Trailer starts playing. Showing Hammer Man's comment*]

**Gwonam:** It is written: "You should do an entire YTP of the CD-I cutscenes. They end up being fresh and funny when you use them." (;))
**Morshu:** You want it? It's yours, my friend.
[*Jimmy Davis 2,000 subscribers special intro, titled "Zelda CD-I: Revisited", and transitioning to the beginning of the poop*]

### Link: The Faces Of Evil

#### Intro

[*Gwonam enters on his flying carpet.*]

**Gwonam:** Your Majesty, the Minions have seized the island of Koridai.
[*The Minions are in the Lupay area.*]

**Michael Rosen:** Quick! Get out! Get out of here!
**Jack Black:** Oh man!
**Peter Parker:** [*screaming*]
**Michael Rosen**: This is horrible!
**Gwonam**: It is written: "Only King Harkinian can defeat the Minions."
**King Harkinian**: Hmm... I'm too busy to help.
**Gwonam**: What?
**King Harkinian**: I'm going to Gamelon for dinner and my ship sails in five minutes. You'll have to send Link.
[*King Harkinian leaves the castle and Gwonam flies on his carpet to Link.*]

**Gwonam**: Link, the Minions have seized the island of Koridai. It is written: "Only you, Link, can defeat the Minions."
**Link**: Great! I'll grab my sword!
**Gwonam**: There is no time. Your stuff is enough.
[*Soon, Gwonam and Link fly away on the magic carpet.*]

**Gwonam**: Squadala! We're off! Look, Link!
**Link**: Wow! What are those?
**Gwonam**: These are the evil Minions. You must kill each.
**Link**: I guess I'd better get my stuff!
**Gwonam**: Here is your stuff!
**Link**: Thanks!
**Gwonam**: Now you can kill the Minions that have seized the island of Koridai.
**Link**: Oh boy!
[*Link throws the stuff at the minions and they just stand still and look around.*]

**Link**: I won!
**Gwonam**: Ohhhh.
**Link**: How about a kiss?
**Gwonam**: No!
**Link**: Shoot!
**Voice**: You lose!
[An arrow button clicks on "New Poop"]

**Link:** Gee, it sure is boring around here.
**King Harkinian:** Yep? [*drinking*]
**Link:** I just wonder what Ganon's up to.
**Ganon:** You must die!
[Exciting Trailer continues playing]

**Gwonam:** There is no spoon. See? [*A spoon hits on him and he screams.*]
**Link:** Cool! How about a kiss? For two bucks.
**Zelda:** You've got to be kidding.
#### Instructions

**Link:** Hey, you gotta flash Steve Carell?
[*ProJared flashes Steve Carell.*]

**Steve Carell:** NOOOOOOO!!!
**Link**: You can make me do "The Duck Walk!"
[The Duck Song starts playing]

**Link**: [*screaming*]
**Ganon:** Your face is die!
**Link:** Oh great! I suck! Hey, let's go find Morshu!
#### Morshu

**Morshu:** Lamb Chop, Laxatives, Bob, Little Richard? You want it?
**Link**: Of course.
**Morshu**: Sorry, Link. It's all mine and you can't have it. [*Having a troll face.*]
[*Link frowns.*]

**Morshu**: Mmmm. All right, Link. You can have my laxatives.
**Link**: Great! I can't wait to take a dump! [*He walks out.*]
**Morshu**: Mmmm.
[*A disc puts on the CD player.*]
[Tutti Frutti starts playing]

**Morshu:** Mmmm. Mmmm. Du-bop-bop-du-bop! Du-bop-bop-du-bop! Mmmm.
#### Hamsha

**Hamsha**: Help! Ganon froze the fountain!
[Let It Go instrumental starts playing]

**Ganon**: Let it go, let it go. I am one with the wind and sky. Let it go, let it go. Or else you will die!
#### Anutu

**Anutu**: Biggest caught I ever crab! Hehe!
**Link**: It's Goku!
**Nappa:** What?
**Mario Head**: [*singing Trololo*]
**Anutu**: Keep going, boy. You're doing real well. Hehe.
**Mario Head**: [*continues singing*] Made you look, made you look. [*laughing*]
#### Fish Lady

[*The fish lady chops a fish with a knife while SpongeBob and Patrick are screaming.*]

#### Aypo

**Aypo:** I am the reader!
[Don't Fear with the Reaper starts playing]

**Aypo:** Hmm. Typo.
["Reaper" is changed to "Reader"]

**Aypo:** Thank you!
#### Alora

[Wanna B Ur Lovr starts playing]

**Alora**: Sexy things, oh yeah.
[*SpongeBob and Patrick are screaming.*]

**Link**: Course not.
#### Horgum

**Horgum**: Keep this magic light. Little Yellow Light.
**Link**: Thanks!
**Horgum**: Hehehe. Whoa!
#### Gwonam/Ganon

**Gwonam**: Look, what has never happened?
[Zap Beat starts playing]

**Ganon**: In the darkest nightmare hour.
**Gwonam**: Look!
**Ganon**: When not moon nor sun has risen.
**Link**: Golly!
**Ganon**: I take Zelda in my power.
**King Harkinian**: Woah!
**Ganon**: I shall keep her in my prison.
**Zelda:** You've got to be kidding.
#### Crone

**Crone:** I may be old, but I still love Trix.
**Announcer:** Trix are for kids.
**Crone:** [*screaming*]
**Sid Phillips:** Busted!
[*Crone is arrested by the policeman in a coach which goes to jail.*]
[Terminal starts playing]

**Daddy Derek**: Ignorant of the law is not an ascuse!
#### Suprena

**Suprena**: You must conquer Conker's Bad Fur Day.
**Link**: Oh shoot! It's rated M. I'm just a boy. I can only play EC-rated games. I just click the A button, and flash!
[*wrong screen appears.*]

**Lex Luthor**: Wrong!
**Link**: I just won! Cool! Huh?
**Suprena**: Begone. [*disappears*]
**Link**: I guess I'd better get going.
#### Gwonam

**Gwonam:** Look! [*playing his guitar*]
[Trapped in the Drive Thru starts playing]

**JonTron:** Ten outta ten!
**Voice:** You lose Soos!
[*Soos explodes his head.*]

**Strong Bad:** Your head a splode!
#### Ganon

**Ganon:** You must join me, Link. And I will make you a pizza.
**Link:** No way, Ganon!
**Ganon:** You dare say no to me?! I must burn you. [*burns fire on Link*]
**Link:** Wait! How about a kiss?
**Ganon:** Ah... Chocolate! [*eats a piece of chocolate*]
**Link:** In fact, you can have every kiss.
**Ganon:** Ah... [*eating chocolate*] Ah... Oooohhhhhh! Not... Ah... [*locked in a toilet*] No! I have diarrhea!
**King Harkinian:** [*laughing*]
**Ganon:** You must not laugh at me! It burns!
[*Ganon was flushed in a toilet.*]

#### Outro

[*Link uses a gong to wake up Zelda.*]

**Zelda:** Ah...
**Link:** I just saved you from Ganon!
**Zelda:** Why'd you do that?
**Link:** How about a kiss? Hey, Zelda! Wake up! I just wanna kiss!
[*Gwonam rides in a carpet with them.*]

**Gwonam:** Look! The birds are dying in prison. Isn't it awful?
**Link:** Of course not.
**Gwonam:** You, Link, are the face of evil.
**Link**: I guess that's worth a kiss, huh?
[*Alora kisses Link.*]

### Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon

#### Intro

**King Harkinian:** I'm under attack by the evil forces of Duke Nukem.
**Duke Nukem:** Hey, bug eyes.
**King Harkinian:** Oah!
[*Duke Nukem shoots King Harkinian.*]

**Zelda:** Father!
**Impa:** Oh my! It looks like your father has been killed!
**Link**: Oh boy! That old king sucked!
**JonTron**: Oh, that's just wonderful! And what exactly am I supposed to worship now?
**Link**: Hey, now if that old king's dead, we can make out whenever you want to.
**Impa**: Oh my! You're so dumb sexy, my dear.
**Link**: Thanks!
**Zelda**: Impa? Link? Impa, were you going to kiss Link?
**Impa**: Oh!
**Link**: Hey, it's Ganon!
**Zelda**: This is not.
**Ganon**: Ah... [*eats Zelda*] Ah...
**Link**: Gee, thanks!
**Ganon**: You're welcome, Link! [*disappears*]
**Link**: Wow! How about that kiss?
**Impa**: Oh, alright, dear.
**Link**: Mmmm.
**Impa**: Mmmm.
**Zelda**: Wake up, Impa! My father is going to Gamelon.
**King Harkinian**: I'm going to Gamelon and I'm going to take you to protect me.
**Impa**: Alright, dear. I'll get the Triforce of Wisdom.
**King Harkinian**: I wonder what's for dinner?
**Zelda**: Hehe. Nothing, Father!
**King Harkinian**: Oah!
[Whenever You Are starts playing]

**Impa**: Mmmm. Maybe someday, my dear.
**Link**: I'm so hungry, I could eat an octagon!
**Jack Black**: Oh no! [*He runs to the castle and sees Link eating an octagon*] Oh man! This is embarrassing!
#### Gibdo

**Gibdo**: For the dead shall rise!
**Nemo:** That's a jellyfish!
[Jellyfish starts playing]

**Nemo:** Jellyfish!
#### Hungry Girl

[*Hungry Girl cracks an egg over a frying pan a few times.]*

**Hungry Girl**: Here!
[*She hands Zelda a Flute.*]
[Fluffing a Duck starts playing]

**Zelda**: Thanks! [*giggles*]
#### Grimbo

**Grimbo**: Aren't you a mite puny to go up against Ganon? [*He punches Phineas' nose.*]
**Phineas**: [*laughing*]
#### Hectan

[*Zelda slashes Hectan with her sword.*]

**Hectan:** You've killed me!...
[*Hectan melts into a puddle, leaving behind a Life Heart.*]

**Zelda**: I did not!
**Ganon**: No! Not Hectan! Who did this?
**Zelda**: Link did!
**Link**: Hey! What's up?
**Ganon**: Link, you dare kill Hectan?! You must die!
[*Ganon kills Link.*]

#### Outro

**King Harkinian**: Hmm...
**King Harkinian & Zelda**: I wonder what's for dinner?
[Whenever You Are continues playing]

**Impa**: Mmmm. Oh, well. Luigi is much sexier anyway.
**Chorus**: Wait! He isn't dead!
**Link**: [*burps*]
[*Audience laughing.*]

**Link**: Excuse me!
**King Harkinian & Zelda**: [*laughing*]
[*Full House end credits*]

[End credits]

### Stinger

**Ganon:** Join me, Link.
**Link:** No way, Ganon!
**Ganon:** Join me, or else I will make you watch *Milk Money*!
**Link:** Shoot! I guess I'd better join you.
## Trivia

* Words mistaken in this poop pronounced are "you're" (your), "horse snot" (course not) and "low" (law).
* The Lotzza Motzza pizza from Movie Night with the Princess appears in this poop.