Ex Girlfriend Falls Asleep With You

Ex Girlfriend gets stuck in the rain and has to be picked up by her ex.

## Transcript

Thank God you're here. Thank you for coming to get me. I thought I was going to be stuck walking out there all night. I'm sorry to make you come out all this way. I'm really sorry. No, I couldn't ask her to come and get me because she's out of town for work, like a business trip thing, so you're the only person I could call. I'm so sorry.

You say that, but it is a bother, I know it is... I"m really sorry. I had to stay late at work, and then by the time I made it to the station the trains had stopped running, and there was no way else for me to get the journey home. You're the only person I knew who was in town who'd be able to come and get me, so thank you for coming.

I can't help but apologize, I didn't want you to have to see me again. Yeah {laughs} yeah I'm soaked through, I'm sorry. I'm gonna be dripping all over your seats. Um, where to? Um... I guess... I don't know, maybe the next town over? We can go back to your place? No. No thank you, no I- I'll just- if you can drop me in the next town then I'll- I'll go home from there and it'll be fine. I just didn't have a way to get out of here, you know? You've come to get me. Thank you so much.

No, we don't need to go back to your place. Well, don't you think it will be a bit painful having me back in the apartment we used to live in together? You're not taking no for an answer? Typical of you, typical of you. Yeah, I know it's late but... No, I'm not saying I would rather risk my safety than spend time with you, I just wanted to give us time to... process what has happened and get over each other.

Okay. Okay, we're going home. OKay, I won't apologize anymore then. Did you have to drive long? Yeah, I didn't mean to worry you on the phone, I just- I've had such a long day and I just didn't know how on earth I was going to get home safe or even find a hotel to stay in or something. It's really the middle of nowhere out here on the edge of the city. Yeah, you're still taking care of me, huh? {laughs} Thank you.

Oh, thank you. Wow, it's uh... just as I remember it, you've not really changed anything in here all that much. Right, it's just super dirty now. Well done! Oh, you fired the cleaner, I see. Oh yeah, I guess it is harder to pay someone to come and clean the apartment when there's only one person living in it, though. Oh yeah, I could use a shower, thank you.

Yeah, I feel much better, thank you. I don't suppose you have any clothes I could borrow? {laughs} I'm sorry. I'm sorry for apologizing. Um, oops. Oppsie! I don't know how to English. Oh, thank you. Yeah, I mean I suppose I never really made a habit of wearing your clothes even when we were together, so I suppose it is a strange sight. Thank you.

Huh? I'm welcome to stay the night? Um, I- I really appreciate it, but... maybe it's not a good idea. Yeah, I know you've heard me say that a million times, but... I'm not trying to make you ruminate on this, and it's- I don't want to... be in pain. Yeah, I suppose I don't have anywhere else I can go.

Hmm... yes, if you were in my position I would want you to stay. I see your point. Yeah, thank you. How was your day, anyway? I'm sorry, I didn't even ask. Hmm. Oh, you're supposed to be meeting friends? Oh shit. I feel awful. I won't- I won't make a habit of using you as my emergency contact anymore. Uh, no I don't really have anyone to replace you in the emergency contact department, especially not when, um, my bestie is out of town, so I'll have to work on that.

Yeah. Yeah we can- we can talk. It's not going to be as hard as last time, right? I hope. Yeah. Yeah sure, that's um, what did you want to watch? Oh, okay. No, I haven't seen it. No, I haven't really made a point of watching much anime recently, for uh... yeah, well reasons. Yes, it reminds me of you a bit too much. No, I don't mind. Whatever you want.

Did you have a busy day at work? Do you still have that, uh, the same boss that you didn't like? {laughs} He's still a pain? I'm sorry to hear that, I suppose some things don't change. Why, is that too close? Sure it's not weird if we sit together? Oh, you're wearing nail polish? That's not like you. Not like you at all. Oh, girl did it? Lucky you, good for you.

You don't- you don't have to say that, it's fine. You don't have to say she's just a friend, like we're not together anymore, it's not my business who you're dating. So you don't have to do that. Oh my God, okay, okay! Okay, I believe you. Yeah, I'm falling asleep a little. What do you mean come here? Well I don't know, is that a good idea if you hold me? I don't- I know okay, I don't care. {laughs} Yeah, you haven't changed one bit, have you? No? Okay.

And keep your hands where I can see them! I'm just kidding. How is it that you always manage to stay so nice and warm? Hmm... Hmm? I'm awake! I'm awake! No, I- I uh, I saw- un, they're doing- I know what's happening in the show, they're- you know on the adventure or something? Yeah. Is that not what's happening? See, I was right. No, it's not- it's not vague, it's the truth.{laughs} Yeah, I suppose I'm ready to sleep. Aren't you tired? I made you come to get me so late. You could go to bed, sure.

Well thank you. I'll sleep here on the sofa if you have a spare, uh, blanket anwhere. You don't? Okay, well that's fine I'll just sleep here. Hmm? Don't pull on me like that. Sleep in the bed together? That is so like you. You have always been this way, you never take no for an answer. I don't know why I'm surprised that you haven't changed. Okay, fine, fine I'll sleep in the bed, I'm too tired to argue with you. Yeah.

Hm? You don't- you don't have to hold me. You missed holding me? Yeah, I miss- I miss being in your arms. Why? Well, I feel very safe when I'm with you. I always have, that's why I, un, worked so hard to make you like me. Hmm. Don't crush me, don't crush me! You seem weird. No, I- when I called you I- I didn't even expect you to come and pick me up to be honest, so- yeah it does surprise me that you want to hold me.

I don't know, I- I felt like there was maybe like a 50/50 chance of you turning up to get me and- yes if it was you I would have come and got you 100%. 1,000%. I don't know, we've broken up but I thought you know maybe you'd be angry, um, or you know not want to see me, I think that's understandable. You're not angry with me? I don't know, I just wasn't sure.

Um, but from the way you are squishing me... {laughs} Um, you're holding me very tightly so I- I don't think you are angry unless you are trying to squish me to death, in which case you're doing a good job. {laughs} I, um- you want me to hold you back? But... well, I am going to say "but" we're not together anymore. I don't want to make this painful for both of us, I feel like throughout this entire experience I am the only one who is being the voice of reason.

Every time I say "this isn't a good idea" you're just like "yes it is". Every time I say "oh maybe we shouldn't do that" you're like "we can and we will" and you just never listened to- {kissing} Stop, stop. I don't talk too much. You still have feelings for me? Of course I do. This is why I'm being so precautious and you aren't listening to me.

Yes, I still have feelings for you, of course I do. Hmm... Hey. {kissing} Stop, stop, stop. Stop! Hey! We're broken up for a reason. Broken up for a reason. Don't get angry, don't get mad please. Yes, I care about you very much. I don't want to have this argument again, please. Come here, let me hold you. Let me hold you.

It's funny, even though time has passed, when I- when I'm here with you, I- I feel like I never left. It feels like nothing's changed. No, it's not a good thing because we are confusing each other. We're confusing each other. You're not confused? I don't know. Please, let's not talk anymore. I still have a lot to think about before I can even think about reconsidering our relationship, okay?

Just hold me and- and I'll hold you and just don't say anything and we can just enjoy being in the same bed together for a change, like old times. Okay? Yeah, it's still annoying when you bury your face in my chest like that. Yep.

It all feels like a dream. {kissing} Good night. Good night.

## Fun Facts

### Trivia

* Ex Girlfriend apologizes nine times throughout the video.