Down the Rabbit Hole/The Pool of Tears

(*After the ripples died down, a figure appeared, walking by and whistling. Geo then noticed him and got surprised. A figure is a grayish-brown rabbit, a pinkish-red nose, a white muzzle, white buckteeth, a white cottontail, three brownish-tan toe pads on each foot, and gray soles, wearing a pink polo shirt and long blue pants. He is Br'er Rabbit. Hops croaked, tugging on Lana, trying to get her attention*)

Lana: Oh, Hops! It's just a rabbit with grayish-brown fur.

(*Suddenly, her eyes snapped open as she too did a double take with a surprised look on her face. Then Br'er Rabbit pulled out a pocket watch out of his shirt*)

Lana: (Surprised) And a watch!

(*Br'er Rabbit looked at the watch and a look of shock appeared on his face*)

Br'er Rabbit: (Shocked) Oh, my fur and whiskers! *(As he ran away)* I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!

Lana: (Curious) Now this is curious. What can a rabbit possibly be late for?

(*She got up and started to follow the rabbit while Hops followed his owner*)

Lana: Please, sir!

Br'er Rabbit: **I'm late**

**I'm late**

**For a very important date**

**No time to say hello, goodbye**

**I'm late, I'm late, I'm late**

(*As he disappeared over a hill, Lana spoke to Hops*)

Lana: (Curious) It mus be awfully important, like a party or something.

(*She and Hops chased after Br'er Rabbit*)

Lana: Mister Rabbit! Wait!

Br'er Rabbit: **No, no, no, no, no, no, no**

**I'm overdue**

**I'm really in a stew**

(*Br'er Rabbit reached a hole in the side of a hill and turned*)

**No time to say goodbye, hello**

**I'm late, I'm late, I'm late**

(*He jumped into the hole and disappeared again. Lana and Hops ran to the rabbit hole and Lana got down on her knees.*)

Lana: (Curious) My, what a peculiar place to have a party.

(*Hops croaked in agreement as Lana started to crawl into the hole and was surprised to be at the front of a long tunnel*)

Lana: You know, Hops, we really shouldn't *(As she squeeze into the tunnel, grunting)* be doing this.

(*She ended up fitting in there, but she was a tad too big as she crawled down the tunnel*)

Lana: After all, we haven't been invited! And curiousity often leads to TROUBLLLLLLEEEE!

(*The reason why she had suddenly screamed was because she had fallen. The tunnel had lead to another large hole. Hops was lucky enough not to fall also, as he watched Lana fall down into the darkness rapidly. The girl and frog waved to each other*)

Lana: Goodbye, Hops! GOODBYYYYEEE!

(*Lana continued to fall, but she began to float down. As she floated downward, she sighed in relief*)

Lana: (Surprised) Well! After this, I shall not think nothing of fa.... *(Her pigtails covered her mouth, but she pushed them aside)* Of falling down the stairs.

*(Lana saw a lamp attached to the side of the hole, and she turned it on. The rabbit hole suddenly was bathed in a light emitting various colors. Lori was surprised to find that she is floating down a strange room. As she floated downward, she looked surprised to see that her reflection is upside down. She saw a book float past her, so she picked it up and looked through it and saw that it was nothing but pictures, so she set it on a floating table. Suddenly, she heard loud chiming noises and saw a grandfather clock attached to the wall. As she continued to float down, the room's light became normal again, and she floated into a rocking chair. She sighed, as she relaxed, but then, she went back too far and fell out and continued to float downward)*

Lana: (Alarmed) Goodness! What if I should fall right through the center of *(As she floats down fast and went through a tight space in the hole)* the EAARRTH! And come out of the other side, where people walk upside down?

*(She turned upside down as she said this)*

Lana: But that's ridiculous. No one....

*(Then she got caught on something. Then she saw Brer Rabbit run down a weird hallway. Lana is upside down, and her legs were hanging from a bar. She righted herself and resumed the chase)*

Lana: Oh, Mister Rabbit! Wait! Please!

*(She ran into a room and heard a door close. She ran to the door and opened it, only to find a smaller door. She continued opening doors, until she reached the last door, which was about a foot high. She squeezed through it and crawled into a very large empty room)*

Lana: (Curiously) Curiouser and curiouser.

*(She saw a small pair of curtains close and then ran up to them and opened them up. There was a small door about six inches high with a sleeping cat-disguised rat next to it. Lana began to open the door and the cat-disguised rat let out a yelp as he woke up)*

Lana: (Surprised) Oh! Oh, I beg your pardon.

Warren T. Rat: (Relieving himself) Oh, oh. Quite alright. But you did give me quite a turn!

Lana: You see, I was following....

Warren T. Rat: (Laughing) Rather good, what? Doorknob, turn?

Lana: (Desperately) Please, sir.

Warren T. Rat: (Still laughing) One good turn deserves another! *(To Lori changing the subject)* What can I do for you?

Lana: Well, I'm looking for a brownish-gray rabbit. So, uh, if you don't mind....

Warren T. Rat: (Confused) Eh? *(Realizes)* Oh!

*(He opened the keyhole and Lana peeked in to see Brer Rabbit running away)*

Lana: There he is! I simply must get through.

Warren T. Rat: (Shakes his head) Sorry, you're much too big. Simply impassible.

Lana: You mean impossible?

Warren T. Rat: No, impassible. Nothing's impossible. Why don't you try the bottle full of Pishalver on the table?

Lana: Table? Pishalver?

*(Then a table appeared out of nowhere with a small bottle on it and she walked up to it)*

Lana: (Realizing) Oh!

Warren T. Rat: Read the directions, and directly, you'll be directed in the right direction. And for the record, Pishalver's a potion.

*(He chuckles as Lana read the tag hanging from the bottle she picked up)*

Lana: (Reading) "Drink me." Hmm, better look first. For if one drinks much from a bottle marked "poison," it's almost certain to disagree with one sooner or later.

Warren T. Rat: Beg your pardon?

Lana: I was just giving myself some good advice. Is that a crime?

Warren T. Rat: No, no. Go ahead and drink, it's not poison.

*(Lana drank some of the Pishalver and licked her lips)*

Lana: Mm! Tastes like a mix of cherry tart, custard, pineapple, roast turkey, toffee, and hot buttered toast. And not to mention honey.

*(Suddenly Lana shrank down to the size of a mouse, much to her surprise)*

Lana: Goodness! I shrunk!

Warren T. Rat: (Chuckling) You almost went out like a candle!

Lana: But look! I'm just the right size! Let me through.

Warren T. Rat: (Chuckling in embarrassment) Oh, no use. I forgot to tell you! The door's locked!

Lana: (Slaps her face with a groan) Oh, no! Now you tell me?!

Warren T. Rat: But, of course, you've got the key, so....

Lana: What key?

Warren T. Rat: Now, don't tell me you've left it up there.

*(Lana looked up at the table and noticed a skeleton key)*

Lana: Oh, dear.

*(She tried climbing on the glass table's leg, but it was too slippery. She slid down to the floor and then Lana sat down and looked calmly impatient)*

Lana: Whatever will I do now?

Warren T. Rat: Try the box of Upelkuchen, naturally.

Lana: Box of Upelkuchen? What's that?

*(Then a small box appeared in front of them. Lana opened it up and inside of the box were a bunch of mini cakes with words saying "Eat me" written on them)*

Lana: (Reading) "Eat me." They look like cakes.

Warren T. Rat: Yes, yes. But Upelkuchen's a special magic cake that can make you grow an inch with one bite.

Lana: (Realizing) Like how a sip of Pishalver makes you shrink an inch.

Warren T. Rat: Exactly.

*(Lana picked up a pink mini cake with "Eat me" written in blue frosting)*

Lana: Alright.

*(Lana ate the whole cake with three bites. Suddenly Lana grew rapidly until she was about 70 ft. tall and barely fit in the room and knocking the table, key, and bottle down. Even Warren T. Rat was almost crushed by Lana's foot. Warren T. Rat then mumbled something behind Lana's foot)*

Lana: (Moving her foot off Warren T. Rat) What?

Warren T. Rat: I said, "A little of that went a long way!"

*(He chuckled a bit, making Lana frown as she tried to reach the bottle and the key)*

Lana: Well, I don't think it's so funny!

*(Suddenly, Lana accidentally crushed the key to pieces, shocking her and Warren T. Rat. Then Lana started to tear up and cry, much to Warren T. Rat's concern)*

Lana: (Crying) N-Now, I'll n-never get out!

*(A giant tear fell from her eye and onto the ground in front of Warren T. Rat as Lori started to cry)*

Warren T. Rat: Oh, come on, now. Crying won't help.

Lana: (Crying) I know, but.... I-I-I just can't stop!

*(She began crying like crazy and the massive tears began to flood the room, much to Warren T. Rat's concern)*

Warren T. Rat: Hey! Hey, you! *(Swallows some water from the tears)* Say, this won't do at all! You, you up there, stop! Stop, I say!

*(Lana didn't listen, as she continued to cry her eyes out. Warren T. Rat then noticed the bottle still filled with a little bit of Pishalver floating in the water)*

Warren T. Rat: Oh, look! The bottle! THE BOTTLE!!

*(Lana stopped crying upon hearing him. She then picked up the tiny bottle and drank some of it. She shrunk to 2 inches and fell into the bottle. She then sat down)*

Lana: Oh dear. I do wish I hadn't cried so much.

*(Warren T. Rat then ushered Lana within the bottle floated into the keyhole and Lana and the bottle disappeared behind it and the door)*