Assassin (Fate/Zero Sense)

**Assassin** (アサシン, *Asashin*) is the Assassin-class servant of Kirei Kotomine in the alternate version of the Fourth Holy Grail War in Fate/Zero Sense by The Infamous Man(***BOOM! I'm back, baby!*** *Ha ha, you folks just can't get enough a' me, can ya. Well, comes with having two of the biggest  R-rated Superhero movies of all time! You know what they say, with great power comes great merchandising opportunities!*) He also returns in Fate/Abyss Zone as a guest star in a non-canon gag side story set in a comedic parallel universe(*Well, what can I say, you can't keep a good thing down, can you?*)

## Profile

### Identity

Assassin's true identity is **Wade Wilson**, better known as **Deadpool**(*OK, gimme that! You see, I was once the most handsome, badass traveling mercenary ever, hoping to make big as the greatest superhero ever. Then I got diagnosed with terminal cancer. So I decided to resign myself to* not *taking chemotherapy, dumping my girlfriend(Don't worry, I've moved on to much better things), and signing up with Weapon X, who pumped me fulla' my good pal Wolverine's Healing Factor to cure my cancer. It made me indestructible, but also turned me into Van Wilder mashed with a Shar Pei. All thanks to Dr. Killbrew and that thank-God-he's-dead Shit-stain Francis. Anyway, while I was with the other guinea pigs, we all placed bets in a dead pool (get it?) on how long each of us would stay in one piece. Francy wanted me dead, but I broke out, kicked his ass, and got back in the mercenary gig. My first instinct was to rebrand myself Dr. Professor Carlos Winston Lazarus McBatman*. *But I couldn't spell all that, so I went with Captain Deadpool, before immediately ditching the Captain part, and, well the rest his history; became the Merc with a Mouth you all know and love, finally got into the X-Men AND Avengers, and got down and dirty with the love of my life Death. Take that, Thanos!*)

### Appearance

    (*Yeah, you've all heard the ones about my face lookin' like if an avocado slept with an older, more disgusting avocado or a testicle with teeth or if Freddy Kruegar face f\*\*ked the topographical map.*)

### Personality

    (*What's there to say, I'm a chatty cathy and you all love me for it. Guess it's just all part of my "animal magnetism". Although I'll admit, being a horribly scarred mental case isn't always as glamorous it's cracked up to be. Life's still just an endless series of train-wrecks with only those brief commercial breaks of happiness*)

### Relationships

#### **Arsène Lupin III**

(*TIM left me for him when he got done with Fate/Zero Sense and Fate/Stay Away's fanfic cliches and wanted move onto better things, and I honestly don't hold it against him anymore. We had our fun while it lasted, plus Lupin's a fun guy, both at hangouts and heists. Props to the guy for changing Kirei and the whole canon better than I ever could back in my run at that.*)

#### **Kakashi Hatake**

(*Hey, another of Kirei's Assassins. Join the club, we got jackets and everything.*)

#### **Wolverine**

(HE~HEY, *LOGY! how's the Throne of Heroes been, ol' pal?*)

#### **Doctor Doom**

(*Well, look who it is! So what was is like sharing the same class as me, Doom?*)

#### **Shugo Nanaya**

(*OK Shiki-lite, let's see if* you *can kill Servants.*)

#### **Deathstroke**

(*Missed me Sladey boy? Still mad you can't kill me? Try as you may, it still ain't gonna happen!*)

#### **Batman**

(*So it took ya* this *long to make it, huh?! Well, better late than never, Bats.*)

#### **The Joker**

(OK, *Real talk. Do **NOT** get him and me mixed up, **EVER**! Even* **I** *don't stoop to half the crap he pulls!*)

#### **Aquaman**

(*Hey, Namor called! He wants his trident back,* and *a Death Battle rematch!*)

#### **Erza Scarlet**

(*Listen toots, it was nothing personal, OK? Can't we just settle this over strawberry cake?*)

#### **Boba Fett**

(*Well well well, If it isn't Mr. Overrated bucket head. We both know I totally won that rap battle! And now look at you, stuck playing babysitter to little miss piggy tits! HA, HAhahahahaha!*)

#### **Lust**

(*Ah, if it isn't Lady Deathstrike's homunculus upgrade. Same sharp nails, now with double the hotness.*)

#### **Peacock**

(*A fellow fourth-wall breaker here? I feel right at home already!* (*More than I did already, anyway*))

#### **Homura Akemi**

(*Heh hey, it's Kiritsugu's magical girl mini-me! So how's stalking Madoka then becoming Satan?*)

#### **Scorpion**

(*Hey, it's Ninja Ghost Rider! GET OVER HERE! sorry, I just had to say that.*)

#### **Noob Saibot**

(*Hey Nooby, (I can call ya Nooby, right?), mind if I take that Troll Hammer of your's for a quick game a' whack-a-mole?*)

#### **Kirito**

(*Ah Kirito, everybody's least favorite edgelord wannabe.*)

#### **Hyde Kido**

(*Hey Hot Topic! With hair like that, I betcha ain't losin' any game of 'who's the protag'!*)

#### **Grell Sutcliff**

(*You like my outfit? Why thank you. Sexy, ain't it? It's also so bad guys can't see me bleed.*)

#### **Esdeath**

(*Jeez lady, you must have some* pretty *low standards if that Tatsumi brat is your ideal man. And I'm the guy with the hots for the physical manifestation of Death.*)

#### **Aeon Calcos**

(*So why are you sometimes called 'Lizardman'? Isn't that like me naming myself 'Human'?*)

## Role

### Fate/Zero Sense

In an alternate reality, Angra Mainyu grew bored and decided to have six different Servants summoned with the exception of the Saber class (*Angry Matthew just can't take losing to **one** servant so he takes it out on the whole frickin' class. Sore loser*). As a result, this Assassin was summoned as the servant of Kirei Kotomine, instead of the intended **Hassan of the Hundred Faces**. Assassin immediately asked if he was summoned "in the visual novel (*LIGHT novel, silly 2012!TIM*) or the anime". Baffled by this unexpected turn of events, Kirei confirmed he is indeed Assassin's Master (*Wait till I eventually become his Gilgamesh*) while trying his best to ignore his Servant's rambling (*Dude tried to shut me up using one of his command seals! Fortunately, I just cut my lips off and grow a new pair. I'm so clever*) to continue on with Tokiomi Tohsaka's plan (*Those guys have no sense of humor, especially that stick-up-his-ass Tohsaka guy. Must be why little miss 100% maximum no-chill tsundere has serious daddy issues*). Assassin infiltrated the Tohsaka Manor (*was one helluva' rave there, though I still don't get what kinda grown man trying to be a self-respecting wizard uses jewelry for magic*), on the promises of Kirei purchasing him a TV (*guy had the most BORING life ever. And I was missin' out on my Bea Arthur*), and faced Archer (*Was quite the honor on behalf of all otakus everywhere getting shot by Vash the Stampede*), who blew him up by shooting one of his grenades, faking Assassin's death to trick the other masters into assuming he was killed (*The guy did that 'cause he knew I could take it. Otherwise, total pacifist, all about that "LOVE AND PEACE!" thing*). After regenerating, both of them got drunk off of Tohsaka's fine wine (*Fun times. He certainly beats Goldie as a drinking buddy any day*).

Assassin went on his mission to spy on the other master and servants for Tokiomi and Kirei (*Still don't know how canon!Assassin put up with any of that, especially with Tokiomi and Goldie*). When Lancer challenged Saber to a duel(*Looking back, Artie shoulda' kicked the little emo's ass all the way to Tokyo*), catching the attention of the other servants, Assassin was ambushed by Berserker and slammed into the ground (*Definitely felt that one in the morning. Was like being hit by the frickin' Hulk*). With his cover blown, Assassin joined in the fray and battled Saber, revealing his knowledge of her true identity to mock her by calling her a "futanari"(*Thanks for that, Merlin!*) and taunting her with jokes from *Monty Python and the Holy Grail*(*TIM ain't happy with doing Artie a disserivice like that any more, but hey, great excuse for Monty Python jokes at her expense. Can't deny the classics*). After fleeing from her(*after telling her 'be a good girl, wear boy clothes and bang a red-head idiot in 10 years depending on what route gets taken.' Still got it*), he returned to the Church with Mexican food (*`Was hard finding a place open at that hour and threatening the late shifters for food that wasn't even that good. Late night munchies will do that to ya*). Kirei, noticing there was a sense of truth to Assassin's mad ramblings, grew curious. He questioned him about the mysterious "author" his servant had mentioned serving under in his rants (*looking back, I would've preferred just doing whatever I wanted. Mostly messing with Artie*). Assassin replied that the "author" was not God, but rather an ordinary person writing for fun (*And it all went downhill for poor Kirei from there...*).

Assassin remained sitting by for much of the war(*What, thought I was gonna miss out on my precious Bea Arthur?*), commenting on the various events as they played out. Kirei began seeing the world as Assassin saw it since their conversation about the "author", slowly descending into madness as Assassin exposed him to the "fourth wall" (*My young apprentice had learned well. Though in hindsight, EVERYONE at Marvel should've ended up like me if that was the case*). Kirei attempted to deny he was just a fictional character, but a son of the Kotomine family, only to find that Kinoko Nasu never gave his mother a name(*Ah, she wasn't important to the canon plot anyway*). The revelation of his existence as a fictional character finally causes him to snap (*There we go, Kirei's character goes off the rails like a train-wreck in glorious slow-mo!*) and embark on a quest to destroy the "canon" and bring despair onto the remaining servants (*Kirei and Deadpoooool! A psycho priest and a foooool!*). Kirei's first act of rebellion against the "author" was murdering Risei and taking the command seals (T*hank you off-screen villain dark matter. Otherwise would've been a bitch to clean that up*), then frame Kariya Matou so that Tokiomi would hunt him.

Later, He and Assassin assaulted the Einzbern manor (*And making one hell of an entrance too. Admit it. I wasn't the only one S\*\*ting their pants there, was I!*). Assassin engaged Saber in a fierce battle (*Artie vs Me, Round 2! Still awesome! Really got under her skin with them Monty Python jokes. Tee hee!*), while Kirei intercepted Irisviel von Einzbern and Maiya Hisau making a hasty escape through the woods(*Kirei vs Kiritsugu's mistress Round 1*!). After fighting Saber to a standstill, Assassin retreats on order of the "author", much to his disappointment, but not before tipping her off to checking on Irisviel and Maiya, who were injured by Kirei in their battle with the Executor (*Just HAD to cut into my awesome off-screen battle with Artie*). Assassin and Kirei would return to report to Tokiomi, who was pleased with the later's initiative, entrusting him as Rin's guardian and giving him the Azoth Dagger as a sign of his completion of his apprenticeship (*smart move Toki!*), only for Kirei to promptly kill him(*HA! Sucker*). Assassin waited outside and stalled Archer as Kirei kills Tokiomi, deflecting the gunslingers bullets(*Oh Ryan, I can't thank you enough for coming back to set things right after X-Men Origins. They even brought back the bullet slicing in the sequel!*) while Kirei claimed Archer as his servant(*Look, I hated doin' that to Archie too, but we had ta' up the drama, ya know?*).

As part of their plan to achieve their "perfect Bad Guy Wins ending"(*With just a dash of raging against the author*), Assassin recruits Berserker(*You would not BELIEVE how tough a crowd those guys were.*) to kidnap Irisviel under the promise of gaining Tokiomi's location(*Too bad he and Kariya weren't in the know how about ol' Toki's losing his head*).

(*Anyway, long story short, we got Iri' held up in the Bat-Bunker 2.0, psycho priest Kirei-pool gave his big villain speech tellin' her everything I showed him(He learned so well), even giving Iri a few flash-forwards, like Gilly killin' Illya, before Kirei offed her(Even I thought that was kinda dark). I had a totally awesome motorbike chase with Artie, slippin' her up with good ol' fashion Mario Kart banana peels and a bit of clairvoyance thanks to my ever-so-trusty forth wall breaking, or as they called it, "seeing God's will" (Hey, their words, not mine!). It all ended with a bang, when Artie tried hitting me with that Excalibur, but I 'bamfed away in time (So long suckers!). Then the whole war ended in an even bigger bang as I tripped up Kirei in his final fight with Mr. Superhero-wannabe Emiya Sr. with more banana peels, before shootin' the little emo snot Lancy and lettin' Artie hit that grail so all of* Angry Matthew's *evil smudge comes rainin' down (it's rainin' men. hallelujah!). So in keeping with me being the ever-lovably punchable Golden Boy in this story, I ended up getting dunked in the slime before getting spit out by it as Ryan Reynolds because I'm just too good to get rid of. Kirei and I made our exit, stuck it to Emiya Sr. one last time, and I finally got some new kick-ass Alexander Anderson-style Executor swords* *that* *I put to good use in pest exterminating that old creep Zouken. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how your one and only Deadpool totally won the Fourth Holy Grail War! And totally didn't set up a sequel. Nope. Not at all. Okay fine, Kiritusu got to save the little red head, the mistress got to be his mommy(no, not that kind.) and then TIM wrote the sequel people hate even more, then the fic went dead. There, happy?!*)

### Fate/Abyss Zone: Side Story - Into the Deep Pool

(*Oh-ho~, back for more, eh? Well, this time I contract with Shiki-lite here and make my long awaited comeback! Now, with even more mix-and-match Servants* AND *Masters too, all with summoning and contracts pick by dart board.*)

## Abilities

Though an Assassin-class Servant, Assassin is a highly skilled and experienced fighter, enough to hold his own in direct combat against other Servants (*Took on Artie head on and made it out alive every time. Thank my healing factor and mad skills for that*). His fighting style is extremely unpredictable(*Stick it those losers who say I'M PREDICTABLE!*), so much so that he is unreadable to even the mercenary Taskmaster, whose "photographic reflexes" normally allow him to copy and master any fighting style he has seen(*You just can't compete with the unbeatable technique of* The Windmill*! And guns. Lots and lots of guns*). Despite his insanity, he is capable of planning and executing clever plans(*Obviously, the Way of Naked Mole Rat is just too complex for you plebian minds.*), as best displayed in an alternate reality where he successfully killed everyone in his home universe with sufficient preparation(*Oh, bringing up* that *again, are we? Yeah, that Dreadpool guy was even crazier then me. But fortunately, I kicked his ass, so that makes me better than him!*).

### Skills

#### Class Skills

* Presence Concealment (*Totally A++ Rank, I Swear!*): (*Well, kinda comes with being in the Assassin class. Whaddaya want, a cookie?*)
* Independent Action ( ̶D̶ B Rank): (*Gotta' have a way to go out for more Chimichangas without a master holding me down.*)

#### Personal Skills

* ̶E̶x̶p̶e̶r̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶M̶a̶n̶y̶ ̶S̶p̶e̶c̶i̶a̶l̶i̶z̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶s̶ All Kinds of Specializations (A Rank): (*Like I said, anything Kiritsugu can do, I can do better. And more. Katanas, shurikens, frying pans, vibrators, you name it.*)
* Regeneration (*C'mon, you know it has to be EX Ranked*): Assassin's most widely recognized power is regeneration, or a *healing factor* as it is called in his world, granted to him by Weapon X's experiments. This allows him to immediately heal from even the most serious of injuries, with little prana expense (*Though the process does really frickin' hurt*). In life, he was notorious for being nearly impossible to kill, much like the man whose genetic material gave him the healing factor(So *Logy and I are like twins, except he's short. And furry. And smells funny*). This means nothing short of complete destruction of his spiritual core can permanently kill him(*You would not BELIEVE what I can survive through with this healing factor*).
* Battle Continuation (A+ Rank): (*Look above, idiot.*)
* Mental Pollution (A Rank): (*What's new, I'm insane in the membrane. Now it lets me shut out all that pesky mental interference. Like alimony payments, or the crippling realization that I'm just a fictional character doomed to a life of endless pain for your own amusement.*)

### Noble Phantasm

#### **Fictional Awareness**

    A passive Noble Phantasm of unknown rank and type that allows Assassin to perceive and even reach beyond the "fourth wall" of Akasha. (*Wouldn't be Deadpool without it.*) Not only does he understands his existence as a fictional character, but he can even converse with the "author" or "creator" (*I see you...*), instantly most identify others even when he has never met them, and predict the future of the "series". How he acts with this information depends entirely on him. As it is entirely passive, it does not cost any Prana to use (*HA! Suck it!*).

## Gallery

* Ascensions

1st Ascension (*Can't touch this.*)2nd Ascension (*Need's more pouches if you ask me.*)3rd Ascension (*C'mon, you all know the reason I wear red.*)Final Ascension (*BOOYAH!*)Deadpool's Servant Card (*All you need is a big long fat chimichanga to summon me.*)
* Craft Essence

Try Shutting This Mouth (*I dare you! Come at me, bro!*)Chimichanga (*Get 'em while they're hot! And explody!*)Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal (*And a Happy New Year.*)
## References

https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Wade\_Wilson\_(Earth-616)

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8240891/1/Fate-Zero-Sense

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8240891/14/Fate-Zero-Sense

https://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=1196395