Kirk Bartholomew

It's Kirk in front of his old campvan

-Previous:

* Detective Peckerwood (P.I)
* Lawyer (Independent)

## **General Description**

*"Kirk is a simple man"*

Kirk has always kept as positive as he can even through stressful or negative situations. While also being positive, he is passionate, loves life, driving and is willing and excited to do anything that will keep himself occupied. Kirk will often always end up in trouble because he isn't afraid of asking to many questions, this is due to Kirk's love of helping people, but also due to the dumbass he is.

## **Origin Story**

Kirk was neglected since the day of his birth and needed to do most of his teachings himself which reflects best in his lack of understanding of many things. His parents left him there house that came with so much debt, Kirk was thrown out of town instantly. His journey through life led him into businesses of fast food, retail, servos, fast food again, jobless for 6 months, dog walker, trolley collector, fast food, fast food manager, fake cop for 2 weeks, jobless for 3 years and then fast food cleaner where he lost all his money. Kirk has issues with being nosy and always getting in with the wrong crowd and often finds himself in the crossfire of theft. Eventually after 6 different towns, 4 major cities and 12 farm houses he found himself in a new city.

This new city is where Kirk found his new beginnings, though we will find that Kirk continued to find new places to live, he really grew his moveable foundation there. His now old friends Colin Haddock and Ron Taylor gave him the first support he ever had and became the First hired driver for Los Santos City Fare, a Taxi company at the time. After many years there he made connections he still holds today. He became a Hunter, Private Investigator, Head Driver of LSCF and a Truck Driver. However, after the city went into a financial crisis and the LSCF Taxi Company lost al of his funding. Kirk went insane and live in the forest for a few months and lost everything. When he was found again he found another city in which gave him hope which gave him the opportunity to be a Bar Owner and Independent Lawyer. Those in which gave him a mass amount of knowledge and sprawling list of contacts he still knows today. However, his sanity took a turn for the worst as he went to live in the forest after his growing connections to crime and the demand of him being a Lawyer got to him.

8 months later Kirk thought he would try to step out into the world again and found himself wandering through sandy shores of CGH in hope to find something new. Little did he know his journey was just beginning.

## **Significant Events**

### **The Beginnings**

After the chaos of his life so far he decided the quiet approach would be best suited and found himself exploring the back corners of Sandy Shores where he stumbled into The Yellow Jack or as Kirk called it for a considerably large time The Yellow Jacket. It was there Kirk got a lay of the land meeting Buck and Chip who worked there. Kirk got taught the ways of Saluting and even going to experience there mighty white lightening beer which is now considered to be the strongest amount of throat burn that Kirk has ever experienced. He was lucky enough to eventually find a ride back into the city from Bruce Bogarden who kindly dropped him off at the Irish Bar and got him hooked onto the Lotto. However, it was the moment that Kirk walked into the Irish Bar he knew he was destine for something brilliant there.

### **The Bus Accident**

Kirk was in the depth of money troubles as he was spending more than he was earning. So for the time being Kirk started working as a bus driver to allow him to buy the food and drinks that would keep him alive. However, on a day like no other after a trip to the hospital Kirk found his bus had been taken over by non other than Agatha. Kirk had been convinced it was fine and while he never truly believed it he hoped things would turn out for the best... he was sorrowfully mistaken. After 5 red light and a build up excessive speeding the Bus slammed into the UWU carpark where Agatha backed onto a motorbike which slashed out petrol tank.

## **Additional Information**

### **Likes**

* Buses (they are big, whole and sturdy
* Rusty Vehicles (It adds character)
* Conspiracy Theories (they believe 95% of them are true)
* Whiskey (it sooths the soul)

### **Dislikes**

* Guns (he will run from them on site)
* Identity Theft (his identity has been copied 3 times)
* Bikes (they only have 2 wheels)
* Banks (they are always being broken into)

### **Fun Facts**

* 95% of the times Kirk needs Medical attention it is because he forgot to eat or drink.
* If Kirk has gone missing for a few weeks, 95% of the time his just gotten lost in the woods.
* If Kirk has gone missing for a few weeks, 5% of the time his on a losing streak at the casino.
* Kirk rarely changes his clothes because Kirk can't afford new clothes.
* Kirk found his suit from a lost and found bin.

## **Quotes**

*"It's Kirk"*

*"I don't trust banks, they are always getting broken in"*

*"I miss roulette"*

*"I got a bus"*

## **It's Kirks Gallery**

A Collection of Kirk's Moment's in the city

First StepsFirst JobFirst NightBefore the Interview