Heir Dwyer

Heir Dwyer was the Second In Command of the Chav Mafia, and the best friend and possible lover of Johnny Hard Nuts. Both men had founded the Mafia out from the Pelican Inn circa 2011. Together with Johnny, Dwyer was one of the most dangerous men in Greendale and was feared through the town. Fluent in French and skilled with a bat, Dwyer was a man who made sure he was always known.

"Listen Dorium; I don't know what you think you're doing, but trust me this line of work don't suit you."-Dwyer trying to discourage Dorium Maldovar.

## Overview

Born in Rhode Island in 1987, little is there known about his childhood or past life, other than the fact when he was five years old he ate mash potatoes with bugs in it having been encouraged to do so by his uncle. Realising that his uncle had lied to him, Dwyer vowed never to be lied to or taken advantage of ever again. Dwyer wasn't living in America very long as by the early 1990's Dwyer was living in Greendale where he attended the high school with Johnny Hard Nuts who would go on to become his best friend, with both men becoming captains of their own calibre. Johnny became Captain of the football team while Dwyer the hopscotch team. In 2011, both men became regular drinkers at the Pelican Inn where they established a hardened gang of the city's rowdiest and toughest boozers which they called The Chav Mafia. Dwyer and Johnny had plans to make Greendale the Las Vegas of Great Britain and had even opened up an underground casino located in the heart of the town. Dwyer and Johnny also worked as loan sharks, and they received protection and a license from Granny Dryden an old friend of theirs. Dorium Maldovar owed the pair a large amount of money, but was saved when the pair became victims to a lost episode of Bear In The Big Blue Blue House. The episode caused Johnny to become seriously ill, and for his intestines to burst out from his body killing him instantly though Dwyer insisted that he be taken to the hospital and suggested the doctors stuff the guts back in. Bear then appeared and killed Dwyer who was unable to react fast enough with it being proved to Dorium that Johnny and Dwyer were both all bark but no bite and were powerless against an actual threat.

## Trivia

* As children, both Dwyer and Johnny were babysat regularly by Granny Dryden who later provided protection to the pair when they became crime bosses, and granted them licenses to be reckless.
* Dwyer was fluent in French.
* Unlike Johnny; Dwyer was liked by the people of Greendale and even appeared on a local talk show hosted by a clown named Francois Clowne who spoke French and only French. Despite the host speaking to him in French and Dwyer being fluent in French, he spoke English for the entire time much to the sadness of the clown host who realised that perhaps Dwyer was not the man he thought him to be.
* Originally intended to have a bigger role in The Moss Draft where after Johnny suffered his gut incident, Dwyer was supposed to survive the attack only to get captured by Dorium and John Claude who hold him captive in their basement. Dwyer tries to manipulate Dorum into making him Glennie sandwiches, and it would have been revealed that he was tied to Frank Vinci. Dorium is forced to watch as John Claude kills Dwyer with a machete. John Claude was the rat in this version which is why he is so brutal in this draft.
* His name is a pun on hairdryer.
* Rumours of romance between him and Johnny circulated for years, but both men always denied it.