Weed Bro

*Not to confused with The High Bros or Weed Dude.*

*The different variations of Weed Bro can be found here.*

Troll like boss!

The Bro

Will Knot

Not Guilty

Potato

Sagala

Abdul Khan Mohammed

Tina (sister and ex-wife)

Rockin' Hair Bro (twin)

Armless Bro (clone)

Sarcastic Auntie (aunt)

Sarcastic Bro (Uncle-in-law)

Sarcastic Cousin (cousin)

Sarcastic Grandma (grandmother)

Jennifer Gates (ex-Wife)

Bill Gates (ex-father-in-law)

Weed Bro's Son (Son)

Weed Sis (Sister)

Old Bro (Grandfather)

Weed Bro's Uncle (Uncle)

The WTF Guy (Brother)

Weed Bro's Third Wife (Wife)

S.C.H.O.O.L.

Cybernetic Heaven

**Noah Mulugeta**(April 10, 1993 - December 11, 2017)**,** Better known by his nick name **Weed Bro** (Hindi: *Ganja Bhai, गांजा भाई|**,*), often abbreviated as **Bro** or **the Bro** is an Indian terrorist, anti-racism activist, drug trafficker, and meme master who lived on the Cyber. Since his death, his consciousness has sojourned in Cybernetic Heaven, where, although he is spared the torments of Cybernetic Hell, he is currently forced to spend much of his time studying to atone for his sins.

He was most famous for being one of the seven sages of the Church of the Dank as well being one of the deadliest terrorists in S.C.H.O.O.L. (having killed 138 people) and for being the titular character and main star of The Adventures of Weed Bro and Friends, a decentralized community-produced webcomic to which this wikia is dedicated.

As a child, Weed Bro was heavily abused by both his father and mother, and took to drug use to numb the pain, developing a life-long addiction which he was famous for, although he became less dependent on drug use later in life as he became a devoted meme master. This trauma, coupled with institutional problems in C.I.'s school system, led to Weed Bro remaining in high school until his death from Anudeispedia. It also led to his developing intense resentment for Cybernetic God, although they were later reconciled.

Weed Bro was primarily characterized by an affinity for prohibited psychoactive substances, his revolutionary use of the English language, his unbelievably good sense of his humor, and his regular deadly rampages in Cybernetic India. He was also a noted innovator in the field of Troll Science, having most famously developed a magnet helmet which he used to evade capture from the military on at least one occasion. His advancements in Troll Science helped lessen the effects of the chronic depression of C.I.'s economy. Weed Bro, along with several of his associates, were particularly famous for their skill at compelling teachers to resign, although this was controversial as some of Weed Bro's critics claimed that this contributed to problems with C.I.'s school system. Regardless, this has led to /r/ComedyCemetery, a Weed Bro and anti-S.C.H.O.O.L. hate subreddit on Reddit (it's like 9Gag but without quality memes) to sarcastically use the phrase TEACHER RESIGNED in various circumstances.

Occasionally, Weed Bro could be seen wearing a red hat, and sometimes would be seen with hair. Weed Bro had also been seen to sleep for far above the required amount for a human, natural for a member of The Cyber, on some occasions sleeping for so long that he is confused of the day, month, year, and even century that he is currently in. Weed Bro is known to harbor immense respect for Tim Berners-Lee, due to his role in inventing the internet and Jimbo Wales for his role in creating Wikipedia. Weed Bro did not know the location of Mt. Everest, and was therefore forced to stand on a desk at his school as a child. Weed Bro theorist /u/WTFMyMang used this unusual punishment as supporting evidence of the Weed Bro being of Indian nationality theory, which has become widely accepted among scholars.

Due to his immense popularity, Weed Bro had been the subject of several documentaries, including Weed Bro: Before the Blunt, a ten-part film series exploring Weed Bro's life before he gained world fame through his most popular webseries, The Adventures of Weed Bro and Friends. Despite what the name might suggest, Weed Bro was already an avid marijuana user prior to debuting in his trademark production.

Weed Bro had a soft side that he rarely showed in his attempt to appear as the cool guy. He was once so moved after hearing a touching story that he began to cry, something he usually causes others to do. This can help you, reader, remember that even your heroes are just people, even if they can talk with God or murder a lion. However, he does not appear to have cared much for the well-being of his friends.

Weed Bro had very little, if any, respect for the Constitution's protections against cruel and unusual punishment, as shown in his support of scientific and medical experimentation on criminals in place of animals.

Additionally, he appeared to practice Zoroastrianism, as indicated by the fact that he has dated his own sister, Tina.
Weed Bro also appears to be of Azerbaijani-Finnish ancestry since he can fluently speak Finnish and he and his father both speak Azeri Turkish implying that Weed Bro could a second generation Azerbaijani-Finnish man who immigrated to Cybernetic India, although this hypothesis remains controversial.

He was right-handed, and he could change the size of his arm on command. This allowed him to masturbate 20% faster than a horse can.

It is believed by some scholars that Weed Bro may have survived his death and immigrated to Cybernetic America. According to this hypothesis, after seeing /r/ComedyCemetery and the way he was regarded, he became enraged, vowing to destroy this internet that hated him so much. He proceeded to shave his beard, and exchanged his valuable gold chains and used his skills to become a lawyer. He then rose through the ranks of public policy, and is known today as Ajit Pai, the Destroyer of Cyber. This theory is highly controversial, and some members of the Church of the Dank consider it blasphemous.

## Name

Whilst Weed Bro's birth name is *Noah Mulugeta,* he is also known by other varying denominations, including but not limited to: *Not Guilty*, his assumed legal name; *Abul Khan Mohammed*, another alias of Bro; *Sagala Mulugeta*, his moral name; and *Will Knot*, his trolling name.

## Early Life

### Family

*See also: Weed Bro family tree*

Weed Bro was born on April 10th 1993 in Weedville, Cybernetic India. His real parents are unknown, but he was adopted by Weed Bro's Father and Weed Bro's Mother. During his Childhood, Weed Bro had 2 adoptive brothers (Armless Bro and Rockin' Hair Bro) and 2 adoptive sisters (Tina and Weed Sis). His parents were highly abusive to him and mutually abusive to each other. Although Weed Bro tried to treat his parents equitably, they insisted on a destructive relationship.

      Other family of weed bro included his grandfather Old Bro, and his Aunt Sarcastic Auntie.

### Childhood

Compared to most other Meme Masters, a relatively large amount of information about Weed Bro's early days has been conclusively pieced together by scholars.

It is known that during the fertilization that led to Weed Bro's conception he, as a sperm, managed to trick all of his unconceptualized siblings into running away from the egg cells through a carefully-crafted lie that Weed Bro's birth father was actually having Weed Bro's birth mother perform fellatio on him during the sexual intercourse. This incident is widely held amongst scholars to be the first display of Bro's trolling ability. However, some have disputed this, claiming that there may be prior events of which evidence has not been uncovered as of yet.

Weed Bro's parent were highly abusive to him and mutually abusive to each other. One day, Weed bro told his father he loved him. His father, uncaring about anything, responded by asking how much money he needed. Bro responded by crying. His mother once demanded that he never call her "mother" to hide their relationship, similarly upsetting the bro.

During Weed Bro's childhood, he participated in a variety of mundane activities which he took pride in, such as pretending that his ruler was a sword, hiding in cupboards, and so on, in an attempt to numb the pain of his parents' abuse. This eventually failed and Weed Bro turned to drug use and harassing those around him, eventually being radicalized as a terrorist and joining S.C.H.O.O.L., a paramilitary organization started by his adoptive father.

Weed Bro developed an intense hatred for Cybernetic God, blaming him for allowing him to be raised by such an abusive family. Every day, the bro walked to the altar in the Weedville Church to insult God when no one else was around. This was one of the few activities that brought him happiness. One day, Weedville was raided by a normie militia fighting the C.I. government and most residents fled or took shelter in their houses. The bro, however, braved the army and entered the church to insult God as per his routine. Suddenly, God appeared to him and congratulated Weed Bro for his resolve. The bro was surprised and asked God why he was praising him even though he hated him. The Lord answered that Weed Bro had greater commitment to religious rituals than anyone else in the town, which, he said, was an admirable trait. Influenced by Nietzschean philosophy, God explained that his hatred could be repurposed for love and justice. Weed Bro then became a good friend of the Almighty, despite some difficulties in their relationship.

Weed Bro also gets nostalgic about life in the 90's, the decade he grew up in, and the TV shows that used to air back then. He also says that his generation is the last generation that has common sense. He also shares in-jokes that are only supposed to be understood by 90's kids
Weed Bro was apparently abused and viciously punished by his father for not completing his homework. This early and presumably current abuse, as well as multiple shoe-throwings by his mother, have caused Weed Bro to suffer from mild PTSD, avoiding shoes and belts, especially ones of leather variety.

He also suffered regular sleeping problems.

Throughout school, Weed Bro, like his brother Sarcastic Bro, frequently caused the resignation of countless teachers due to his trolling "like boss", which, as noted above, has led to the phrase "TEACHER RESIGNED" being used by various Weed Bro HATE subreddits such as /r/ComedyCemetery in an attempt to tarnish his reputation.

Weed Bro has recently been revealed to be a person who is easily driven to suicide, as seen in one comic where he puts an M1911 pistol to each temple because his ex-girlfriend made a baffling and rather confusing comment. This opens up discussion as to whether Weed Bro is suicidal, or if he suffers from a mental disability such as depression or schizophrenia. New information is currently being researched and evaluated by meme scholars and historians.

Weed Bro learned English through watching Cartoon Network and HBO.

### School

Given that India's School entry age is at 6, Weed Bro would have entered School sometime in 1999. It is here that he would have likely gotten in love with Tina, But given how they were siblings it's possible that they might have been in love at an earlier point. He was a very poor student and often, if not always, got all Fs for grades - in fact, He was only in 3rd grade when he reached the age of 18, Which is also when he started smoking.

### Relationship with Tina

Since childhood, Weed Bro had an on-and-off relationship with a woman named Tina, who appeared to share Weed Bro's love of marijuana given that her eyes were always red, just like Weed Bro's.

It seems that Weed Bro was blackmailing Tina into staying with him, as he threatened to reveal to her family that she had a husband if she broke up with him. To add injury to insult, Weed Bro seems to think quite negatively of Tina, given that he constantly trolled her. Additionally, their relationship was only formed when Weed Bro tricked Tina into breaking up with her boyfriend by claiming he had 5 million dollars. It was later clarified that this was GTA money, much to Tina's dismay, who declared that Weed Bro had "screwed my life".

On May 23, 2017, Tina decided to divorce Weed Bro, as she revealed that she was cheating on him with a 'better man' (possibly his uncle-in-law, Sarcastic Bro.) However, when she asked for any pictures of her to be returned to her possession, Weed Bro revealed that he was also cheating on Tina, as he mailed her roughly 25 to 30 images of different girls, stating that he forgot which pictures were of her. Also, Weed Bro is not a fan of her cooking.

His sexual relationship with her was quite open, as he felt comfortable enough to crossdress as a nurse. Also, Tina seemed to enjoy roleplay. She once asked him his fantasy, soon after which they met in her bedroom. They both dressed as a sexualized nurse, with seemingly no reaction from Tina.

Prior to their relationship, she had another boyfriend. It seems Weed Bro and Tina had sexual relationships even before they began to date. Tina seemed to cheat on all of her boyfriends, and Weed Bro doesn't seem to mind.

Weed Bro also openly lusts after other women, such as Emma Watson, and an unnamed Russian policewoman. Tina's opinion of Weed Bro's crushes is unknown.

On 21 June 2017, Weed Bro divorced Tina after playing a ruse on her, to test her loyalty. Bro posed as a friend of his online and made advances on Tina:

> "That was not my friend. i was checking your loyality making a fake id of my friend Get the hell out of my life!"
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> – Weed Bro, sic erat scriptum
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In an alternate universe, Weed Bro and Tina are Jedi. This Weed Bro once announced that he loves her, while in the midst of a lightsaber battle, but Tina responded by stating that she views him as a non-romantic friend. Weed Bro responded by pushing her into the path of wild beast.

Weed Bro's relationship with Tina came to an almost complete stop after he attempted to murder Tina with his motorcycle.

## Adulthood

### Post-Tina romantic life

Since Tina was one of the very few to find Weed Bro tolerable, it had been difficult for Weed Bro to find a new partner, and he had spiraled into a pathetic life of loneliness. However, he didn't let his single status impede him from any further teacher resignations or epic trolls.

### Joining S.C.H.O.O.L.

During Weed Bro's childhood, Weed Bro's Father had teached him the values of Memearchy, And while growing up Weed Bro promised to join S.C.H.O.O.L. and join a campaign against the indian government.

### Personal Views

Being an advocate for Memearchy like many other S.C.H.O.O.L. members, Weed Bro holds many controversial views on society and drugs, and, aside from being an avid user of marijuana, is a declared supporter of experimentation on criminals.

    Weed Bro has a strong dislike of math teachers, as he expressed anger about only getting half credit for not using the correct method of an equation despite getting the answer right, failing his exam and possibly his class, likely preventing him from getting a high paying job. This may have led to depression, which may in turn have led to his marijuana addiction. However, this didn't prevent him from becoming CEO of World Bank, but as Reddit Weed Bro theorist /u/Smoppet has noted, it would likely have made his job far more strenuous.

It is also known that Weed Bro is a fan of Clash of Clans, which is quite popular in India.
Despite generally being opposed to animal abuse, he has lost a dog purposely on at least one occasion to make a brilliant joke.

### CEO of the world bank

As part of his fundraising campaign for S.C.H.O.O.L, Weed Bro famously became the CEO of World Bank while he was engaged to Bill Gates' daughter (it is unclear which of Gates' daughters was his fiancée, or whether this came before, after, or during his relationship with Tina), in a savvy business move that satisfied Weed Bro's Father, Bill Gates, and the President of World Bank. As Weed Bro himself described the endeavor, "THIS IS BUSINESS !!"

Currently, Weed Bro is employed as a police officer and inspector for an unknown city located somewhere in Cybernetic India. Even in the line of duty, Weed Bro's ruses know no bounds, and Weed Bro has continued SAVAGELY trolling while on the job, staying true to his status as a sage of the Church of the Dank, and even, on occasion, trolling the police.

It is known that Weed Bro is the son of an anger-prone ex-teacher and an international terrorist. Due to his upbringing, it is probable he became addicted to weed and joined the Underworld.

It is noted that it is it amazing that despite his schooling years and childhood being a complete disaster, Weed Bro has had such an impressive resume.

### Sexuality

It is well known that Weed Bro does the sex with Tina, but it is theorized that Weed Bro is bisexual. Considering his alpha male status, it is reasonable to assume most would not. He *has* had a relationship with a MtF transgender woman before, but never has he displayed love for another bro.

Of course, knowing the power of trolling that Weed Bro often displays, he may be having a giggle on his dad (who may be his stepdad after Weed Bro Dad's death, or just someone his mother is dating). Also he has seemingly stolen his clone's hat. Weed Bro is a dick.

Weed Bro's past interactions with men should be observed for homosexual study. Weed Bro is no longer with us, so we can not get him to take The Gay Study to find out where he falls, which is sad because this study was made for the soul purpose of finding out his sexuality. New uncovered evidence suggests that weed bro was a closeted transgender which is considered a grave mental disorder by the dank scholars as is any other form of homosexuality.

## Later Life

Weed Bro temporarily owned the World Bank. Alongside this, he is good friends with Roger the Sniper, a member of the Normie Elimination Task Force, despite its being a department of the Cybernetic Indian government, with which Weed Bro, as a member of S.C.H.O.O.L., is at war. Because of their friendship, Roger would help assassinate normies for S.C.H.O.O.L. on request. He also has caused countless resignations of teachers. He is so clever, in fact, that he is able to completely reverse an attempted mugging.
Also, due to the fact that he is still alive, Weed Bro has probably killed a lion.
Weed Bro has assaulted a child with a coconut.

In one comic, it is implied that Weed Bro's kisses have some sort of healing power, as he manages to heal Tina's injured hand. Also, Weed Bro has survived a lion attack.

He is friends with Cybernetic God, who Weed Bro tricked into allowing him to kill Isaac Newton.

At some unknown point in his life, Weed Bro was sent to jail, due to the fact that one of his many aliases starts with the letter “S.” He was questioned by the almighty Le Judge.

### Attempted Suicide

After discovering that Tina considered her Facebook picture to be too old despite having been taken a mere three hours ago, Weed Bro was overcome by the utter futility of life. Humanity had become nothing more than consumerist cockroaches, gluttonous creatures that ate and consumed and wasted in the perpetual and futile task of distracting themselves from the all-consuming maw of death. Weed Bro proceeded to use two Desert Eagle fifty calibre pistols on himself; however, it appears that Weed Bro eventually decided against killing himself. He then proceeded to engage in a hedonistic crime spree, culminating in the mugging of U.S. President Donald J. Trump.

### Arrest and Trial

In his later life, Weed Bro's life took a turn for the worse - he has suffered numerous alcohol induced mental break downs, committed unspeakable acts of violence in S.C.H.O.O.L. (Including a robbing the Anuppur bank in the Battle of Anuppur, and donating 5 litres of petroleum to burning a school) He has had multiple break-ups with Tina, witnessed the death of An Ambulance, and has had a lackluster sex life - and finally gave in to his insanity. Long struggles went on for days, until one fateful night, Weed Bro decided he had had enough of this madness. He decided must confess for his sins and receive proper judgment. Finally, after months of hiding from police, he walked into the station of the Russian police force himself, and turned himself in.

In the ensuing Trial of Noah Mulugeta, Weed Bro was able to use the Not Guilty loophole to escape imprisonment.

### Attempting to Murder Tina

Having been freed from prison, Weed Bro proceeded to attempt murdering Tina by attacking her with a motorcycle. However, he was not prosecuted as he was able to convince the judge that it had merely been an accident (he would've still been able to use the Not Guilty loophole had he been indicted). Interestingly, he would later tell Armless Bro that he had actually killed Tina by stabbing her with a wooden stake, although it has been proposed that this claim may have just been the setup for another one of Weed Bro's epic trolls, as it immediately followed Weed Bro saying that he believed Tina may have been a vampire. After this incident Tina, he declared SINGLE stood for **S**tress **I**s **N**ow **G**one, **L**ife **I**s **E**asier, although this would actually spell out SINGLIE. This mishap may have been the first sign of the illness that would later kill him.

Unbeknownst to Weed Bro, however, Tina remained alive in a coma for five months after this incident, until she miraculously recovered.

### Battle of Jaithari

*Main Article: Battle of Jaithari*

After learning that Weed Bro had been let free for a third time, the Cybernetic Indian Parliament realized this was a convenient excuse to eliminate Weed Bro by extrajudicial means, believing doing so would give them a decisive edge in the S.C.H.O.O.L. Insurgency, and placed a bounty of 6.5 million Indian rupees (100k U.S. dollars) on Weed Bro.

Following this, Weed Bro went into hiding for a few weeks but was unable to flee Cybernetic India due to Foreign Dictator Bro having just been installed as the dictator of Cybernetic Pakistan, and so hid in Jaithari, India instead, where he remained until September 10th, 2017, when he was discovered by an Indian soldier. The soldier opened fire, but in a masterful act of Trolling, all bullets were diverted to his specially-designed magnet helmet (despite bullets being made out of lead).

India was utterly humiliated. Weed Bro escaped for a fourth time.

### Owning a Zoo

*Main Article: Maladar Massacre*

After having escaped execution at the hands of the Indian Armed Forces, Weed Bro decided to go incognito and take on the life as a zoo manager. Initially, he put the price at 10k Indian rupees (the equivalent of about 150 U.S. dollars). Following financial difficulties due to the fact that few potential customers were willing to pay the high price, he lowered it to ₹5000 or $76. Then he lowered it to ₹1000 or $15.

When he realized that still no one was willing to pay these prices, he conceived a brilliant plan: He would make the zoo free to enter, but then after the visitors would come he would release lions and make the exit fee ₹20000 or $305.

This plan worked perfectly. In this incident, he made ₹760000 from 38 survivors who could pay up. He also killed 183 people who couldn't pay up, while wounding 20 who illegally escaped without paying. This is considered S.C.H.O.O.L.'s deadliest terrorist attack so far.

### Sociopathic Behavior

In the weeks following the zoo attacks, Weed Bro committed no major action against Indian civilians. However, among the terrorist attacks he *did* perform were the killing of an unarmed couple near Jobang, India and the assault of a child with a coconut. He was also hired to murder several kittens by an unknown party.

### Murder of Armless Bro

After laying low for awhile as a wanted criminal, Weed Bro started getting paranoid. When he had to do an assignment for S.C.H.O.O.L, he consulted his brother/D.N.A clone, Armless Bro. When he presumably failed, he asked him how he did, revealing Armless Bro got an 80%. Weed Bro's ailments were ravaging him and Armless Bro began running S.C.H.O.O.L. while he was sick. His waning influence on S.C.H.O.O.L. and Armless Bro's muscling in on his business Alarmed Weed Bro, Weed Bro's Drugs and illness gave him morbid paranoia, suspecting armless bro of giving him his fever in 2016 in the first place. Weed Bro feared Armless Bro would kill him and supplant him. Getting intimidated and afraid of his clone outdoing him with sudden mutations, Weed Bro murdered him in cold blood. This proved to be a safe bet, as Armless Bro sprouted arms in his final moment. He then sent a message to all of The Cyber, to tag their friends, warning them of the oncoming onslaught.

## Final Years

### Deteriorating health

After murdering Armless Bro, Weed Bro planned to murder more civilians in Odisha Province. However, Before he could do this, He fell into a lake and his fever intensified. It appears to be a simple cold currently, But most scholars believe it could turn into Anudeispedia if untreated. In his desperation to stay alive, the offered the number of his beloved Tina to anyone who could cure his illness.
Weed Bro realized he had neglected his health long enough to kill him and now decided to do the bossest of the boss trolls in his last moments.

### Encountering the Recovered Tina

    Five months about the motorcycle incident and 15 days after becoming ill, Weed Bro met up with Tina once more, who had promptly visited Weed Bro's house after her miraculous recovery, which Weed Bro was not aware of. However, because he was dazed from a combination of his illness, sleep deprivation, and fragile mental state, Weed Bro failed tor realize the significance of encountering Tina after her supposed death. He proceeded to have a normal conversation with her. Weed Bro asked if she wanted to go out for a drink, to which Tina responded that she didn't drink. He then asked her if she wanted to eat something, to which she responded that she was on a diet. He finally asked Tina if she wanted to go out for some fresh air, to which she responded that she did not breath.

Despite being in such a a dazed state, these answers nonetheless struck Weed Bro as being quite peculiar, as he failed to realize that the reason she didn't drink or breathe was because her water and oxygen were still being supplied via feeding tubes at the hospital. Upon further reflection he suddenly realized that it was very strange that Tina had even been alive, given that he believed he had killed her a few months earlier. As he prepared to ask how she was alive, Tina disappeared without a trace.

Weed Bro wondered if he had dreamed or hallucinated the entire conversation. He searched his house, but found no sign of Tina anywhere.

*Forever alone*, he lamented. He realized he would be a lone guerrilla for the remainder of 2018. He cried a little, before resuming his normal activities.

As he was doing his normal activities, another example of his hallucinations came along when he saw a female ghost. Despite his desperate attempts at falling in love with The Ghost, he was friendzoned again. The Ghost, stuck in Weed Bro's house, became a roommate for him.

Following this, Weed Bro, being a strict adherent of scientism,and began questioning his own sanity as he could find no other explanation for either Tina's appearance or for why she didn't drink or breathe other than being a visitor from beyond the grave. In order to calm himself down, Weed Bro convinced himself that his encounter with Tina had really just been a strange dream.

Shortly after his enocunter with Tina's "ghost", Weed Bro drove to the countryside to clear his mind and reflect on things as the end of his life approached. There, he encountered a hitchhiker that appeared to be Tina and asked for a lift without stating a destination. Tina then stated that the road he was driving on was the same road where she had gotten into a car accident and died. Weed Bro burst into tears, tormented by the guilt of murdering Tina. The hitchhiker that Weed Bro had picked up was actually the ghost of a dead hitchhiker who assumed Tina's appearance.

As soon as Weed Bro returned home, he recieved a text from Tina, who he presumed to be dead five months ago.

### Learning of Tina's Survival

Weed Bro was texted by Tina from the hospital to inform him that she had survived. Learning this lifted a weight off Weed Bro's back. He was able to enjoy his final days in the world now that the guilt that haunted him was gone.

Weed Bro did not respond to Tina's message. He instead chose to let go of her, never seeing her again. It is likely that he married his Third Wife a few days or weeks after this.

## Death

On December 11th, 2017 Weed Bro passed away. It was initially said to be due to Anudeispedia, But the truth would not be unveiled until much later.

According to the doctors, Weed Bro's already terrible health had been deteriorating further and further ever since the incident in Odisha Province. He was punched by an unidentified assailant and lost some of his teeth, further enhancing the need for medical treatment he requested treatment in an Asian nurse's clinic but his request was declined, possibly due to his racist attitude towards Asians. He had even made posts on Facebook, whatsapp, twitter and his blog about his sickness. Ironically, his attention to his social media had made him neglect actually going to the doctor on time. He was only able to go to the hospital when his illness reached a terminal stage.

On the 11th hour of the 11th day of the final month of 2017, Weed Bro was on the verge of death. Beside him sat Tina, To whom Weed Bro confessed that he had he had had sex with her sister, her best friend and a co-worker. In response, Tina revealed to Weed Bro that he was not actually dying from Anudeispedia but from her poison - the true circumstances around Weed Bro's death remained secret until 26 September 2018, When she shared the story on Social Media.

However, Since Weed Bro’s last wish was for a girlfriend, It's still likely he was suffering from Anudeispedia at the time of death. This theory is further backed up by Weed Bro’s red face from earlier, and him asking for someone to treat it. This most likely was to see bobs as well as vagene, but he never saw it.

It could've also been Influenza, but there is little proof as well as evidence.

### Burial

On December 23rd, 2017 weed bro would be given the most **Savage** burial: He would be buried in orbit. Weedbro's ghost claims that this is because Earth's collective stupidity made him want to leave the planet, even in death. Many Indian officers who had tried and failed to catch weed bro came to observe the Burial. Weed Bro had proven capable of evading the Indian military, but he couldn't evade time. On December 23rd, 18:23 GMT, Weed bro was buried in outer space.

### Afterlife

Weed Bro consciousness was assigned to Cybernetic Heaven, where he is forced to study by Cybernetic God to atone for his sins. After a month of doing this, Weed Bro requested that there never be a World War 3 because he didn't want to have to study it. It is unknown if God obliged, but he probably didn’t as there would be no fun in doing so.

## Artist Rendition Of Weedbro

If Weed Bro were more realistic, he could look like this.

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## Trivia

* Weed Bro was once the CEO of World Bank.
* Weed Bro's preferred internet browser is Google Chrome
* Weed Bro may or may not become blind after a picture on the internet surfaced of him with his eyes closed.
* Weed Bro can run up to 120 kilometers per hour when threatened
* Weed Bro has a strong dislike of the letter K.
* Weed Bro is half owl and can rotate his neck 180 degrees.
* Weed Bro is a crafty ruse man as displayed in his elaborate practical joke on Tina when he said he loved YouTube, but he delayed enunciating the final four letters of the word so as to troll her into laboring under the misapprehension that he was confession his infatuation with her.
* After his (maybe half-) brother Sarcastic Bro admits his real name (Abdul Khan Mohammad) it's likely that Weed Bro's surname is also Mohammad.
* Weed Bro possesses extensive knowledge on Einstein's theories, even to the point where he knows about the "No study = Fail" theorem that Einstein never published.
* Weed Bro has saved the world as a jpg

* Weed Bro can't swim.
* Weedbro can breathe in space unprotected and simultaneously smoke weed.
* Weedbro left earth
* Weed Bro is able to fluently speak Finnish.

* + He and his dad can also fluently speak Azeri Turkish.
	+ Weed Bro has the alter ego of Noah Mulugeta.
	+ He also has the alias of High Dude.
	+ His real name may be Noah Mulugeta.

* Weed Bro has an alter ego named Sagala
	+ Weed Bro speaks fluent Tamil
	+ In 1930 Weed Bro sued the United States. No, Really.
	+ Weed Bro has red-blue color blindness

## References

1. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemeteryLore/comments/81747u/weed\_bros\_real\_name\_is\_noah\_mulugeta/
2. ↑ In this post, It was confirmed to be between May 1992 and May 1993, https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/68rbgj/weed\_bro\_being\_a\_savage/, And in this post it was confirmed to have been on April 10th https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemeteryLore/comments/8b6y7x/weedbros\_bday\_is\_today\_happy\_birthday/
3. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/7j198l/xd\_weed\_bro\_dies/
4. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/translator/comments/7j3jrf/english\_hindi\_could\_someone\_translate\_weed/dr3cjdi/
5. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/7rwhyy/weed\_bro\_is\_adopted/
6. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/7iao0l/bros\_dad\_doesnt\_believe\_him\_even\_though\_he\_was/
7. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/6zlmbr/weed\_bro\_informs\_us\_on\_his\_sleeping\_patterns/
8. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/86dzdy/bro\_still\_goes\_to\_school/
9. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemeteryLore/comments/9hxce8/weed\_bro\_was\_18\_in\_the\_3rd\_grade\_which\_is\_also/
10. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/5lehq3/its\_as\_profitable\_as\_it\_gets/
11. ↑ https://scontent-bom1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/41719200\_1480129075484976\_5324397753428606976\_n.jpg?\_nc\_cat=0&oh=8d5b664ea60526c80d8e21146fa8f1c4&oe=5C1B120D
12. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/7h12r3/weedbro\_confesses\_the\_murder\_of\_tina\_to\_armlessbro/
13. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/6uoccp/yeah\_im\_s\_i\_n\_g\_l\_i\_e/
14. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/6zaf5g/bulletproof/dmu2i5h/
15. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/72shsz/bro\_has\_zoothe\_conspiracy\_thiccens/dnl280d/
16. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/7e1uq7/weed\_bro\_expresses\_his\_regret\_over\_murdering\_tina/
17. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/8tqxhb/bro\_and\_the\_ghost/
18. ↑ https://m.facebook.com/BelykBro/?\_\_tn\_\_=C-R
19. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemeteryLore/comments/83ejkc/rare\_footage\_of\_weed\_bro\_dying\_in\_a\_hospital/
20. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemeteryLore/comments/9j01b2/tina\_poisoned\_weed\_bro\_over\_his\_infidelity/
21. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/7m1jay/jesus/
22. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/7lq4cb/weed\_bros\_last\_remains\_are\_sent\_to\_space\_burying/
23. ↑ https://twitter.com/belikesagala/status/781017403945783296
24. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/9di8q7/blue/