Baguette Master

**Baguette Master** is one of the main protagonists in STBlackST's videos and in the Unusual Troubles. series. He is friends with American Boot, Time Bending Scout, and RED Heavy. He usually gets into misadventures with the former two.

## History

### Soldier is trying to capture France

Spy is having tea with RED Pyro but his cup is broken by RED Soldier's helmet. Later he shows RED Demoman a liver and supposedly trades it for two tickets to the girl show.

### Cow Eating Contest

Spy is the reporter in the Cow Eating Contest.

### Tea time on gravelpit

Spy is having tea with RED Engineer and RED Demoman, he notices the RED Heavy singing and the RED Pyro screaming in agony, he tells Demoman to do something about it. Later he catches Engineer's tea when RED Soldier destroys the box he's sitting on.

### Everyday Routine

Spy appeared to snort RED Medic's "good stuff" then thanked him and ran away. When American Boot was presumed dead he was weeping at his corpse, once American Boot decided he was not dead the Spy hit him with a Postal Pummeler.

### Unusual Troubles

Spy demonstrates a magic trick with his magic bucket and the RED Heavy as a participant, later he gets called by the RED Scout to rape Tracer, they are then attacked by the BLU Sniper and die. After they respawn, Spy encounters American Boot doing "American Exercise" which he interrupts by throwing a bucket at him and asks him to help them capture points, they agree and head out.

American Boot defeats the Sentry nest using Spy's bucket and they capture the first point, before they can reach the last point they are confronted by Death Machine who is defeated by American Boot who was underestimated. They encounter Mecha Medic on the last point and have a battle, they barely win and celebrate.

### Morning Events

Merasmus's DeLorean crashes onto a wall and Baguette Master gets kicked out before it dissappears, RED Heavy questions what happened, Baguette Master tells him to shut up and grabs a bottle of vodka from Heavy's throat and punches the Heavy before leaving. Baguette Master then intoxicates RED Demoman and cuts his stomach to extract his liver, which he plans to sell.

He finds American Boot, RED Heavy and RED Engineer as "dissappointments" wasted on the floor after using drugs, Spy then sees Tracer and Widowmaker, he plays bongos on their butt and narrowly dodges RED Pyro thrown at him by American Boot who has woken up, Baguette Master suggests they dance and do so, they are interrupted when RED Medic runs Spy over and tells both of them to push the cart.

Spy however, decides to trade with RED Engineer while only the RED Medic pushes the cart, Merasmus once again appears out of nowhere and takes Spy back to his DeLorean.

He once worked at the fast food restaurant McSoldier's Guns and Snacks, a parody of McDonalds. Baguette Master is shown to hate his job, especially when a BLU Scout customer gave him a long order. However, despite this, he likes to cause mischief and pull cruel pranks while on the job just for his own amusement and entertainment, as shown when he pours Clorox into Miss Pauling's chicken bucket order. This ultimately leads to his own undoing when he gets fired by American Boot for scamming RED Sniper with a fake pizza order as a prank. Despite being jobless, he still continues to do his usual activities and causing mischief, whenever he feels like it. Eventually, he began joining on many adventures with his friends, which includes American Boot, his former boss.

## Abilities

Spy has incredible flexibility and can slide along surfaces quickly.

Spy can use magic, he can cast a spell which temporarily disables machines, he can also create a hat with a snap of his fingers.

### Bread control

Spy can manifest and control various types of bread and bread like food items.

He has also used this ability to create the baguette tank, a tank made from baguettes, it fires a disco ball when it explodes it creates a checkerboard floor, neon lights and dancing baguette spies to distract the enemy.

## Equipment

**Invis Watch** - Turns Spy invisible.

**Bucket** - can be used to help himself and his team, most commonly used for healing.

**Postal Pummeler** - Used for melee combat.

**Black Roses** - Spy uses them as throwing knives, they are very powerful.

## References

### Unusual Troubles

1. ↑ Malfunction
2. ↑ Deep Cut

### RED Team goes to Japan

1. ↑ Hat magic
2. ↑ Bread control
3. ↑ Bread tank

### RED Team's Euro Trip - Part 1

1. ↑ Brother from another mother
2. ↑ Baguette Master