The gerbert family outcasts (NOT DONE)

# the outcasts

the Gerbert family outcasts are certain family members that have betrayed, or hurt other families or family members

## Garbart ludwig III

Garbart ludwig III is one of the most well known Gerbert family members, Garbart was known for being a bit on the unstable side, he never really took care of himself and was just generally an unhappy person, Garbart is very well known for the march 8th, 1989 zanzibar incident that shook all the Gerbert families to their core at the time.

## Muhbert

Muhbert, originally apart of the main manhatten family, got kicked out for not meeting the family quota. Gerbert, the Samaritan he was at the time, offered to turn Muhbert into a robot to help out the family, the robot conversion didn't work so well and turned Muhbert into a murderous killing machine, Muhbert killed at least 5 people, he was later deactivated for threatening to kill don Gerbert.

## Bert

    Bert was the right hand man of don Gerbert, Bert was caught sleeping with don Gerbert's wife and was exiled from the main manhatten family, Bert went on a violent rampage and harmed Gerbert family members in what can be described as an act of "revenge" on don Gerbert for exiling him from the family, luckily no family members died.

## Gunbert

An Outcast of the Family located on a small island on the outskirts of Iceland. he likes to shoot puffins who fly too high because "they cant be allowed to be too big for his britches". he cant understand why the Gerberts flew him out here after drugging him for shooting his wife after a mental breakdown but he's fine with the supply drop he gets every week.

## 2dbert

2dbert was a nuisance, an annoyance, someone you wish would just go away. 2dbert is a paper manifestation of Gerbert, he was responsible for the great Gerbert paper shortage, he would go into different pieces of paper in the Gerbert family residence and tear it apart, the sneaky bastard was hard to catch but he was eventually caught, after a 2 year long shortage, Gerbert lured him onto a sheet of metal disguised as paper and is now there forever. 2dbert resides above don Gerbert's big iconic chair.

## Katherine

not exactly apart of the family, but was involved with it, Katherine was Gerbert's ex "girlfriend". Katherine was a bit of a crazy woman, she has been utterly infatuated with Gerbert ever since kindergarten. Katherine's mother was a friend of Grebert so naturally Gerbert and Katherine would end up chatting and playing a lot, she was Gerbert's only friend for a while before he met Herbert and his friends. Gerbert and Katherine were friends all the way up until highschool when she confessed her love for him, as Gerbert usually does he turned her down, he wasn't really ready for a relationship and that was that for a while, after about a week or two, Katherine went crazy, she sent Gerbert numerous death threats, almost stabbed Gerbert with a butterfly knife, invaded Gerbert's home, etc. eventually, Katherine was no more after don Gerbert shot her twice in the back with a sawn off shotgun after spotting her in Gerbert's room at night with the huge machette.

## Ferbert

Ferbert was the farmer of the families, Ferbert would supply the various families with fresh vegetables and beef, Ferbert was the distant brother(?) of Garbart. Ferbert was much more sane than Garbart (he took better care of himself) but still suffered the same manic episodes as Garbart. one day Ferbert just snapped, he started luring strangers into his barn and impaling them with many pitchforks. after a good long while, Ferbert's neighbours started noticing people going into the farm, but not coming out, Ferbert's neighbours ended up calling the police, Ferbert didn't take too kindly to this and started opening fire on the police officers, this started a violent 12 minute shootout which was abruptly ended by an officer shooting Ferbert in the head.

## Bigbert

Bigbert was a thief, a scoundrel, Bigbert stole EVERYTHING.. Bigbert was responsible for a big shortage on silverware in the manhattan residence.

## Hubert

Hubert is a bit of a mysterious character. he was a long time member of a the manhatten family, in early 1970 Hubert escaped the family due to him being more powerful and more intelligent than the other gerberts at the time. Hubert was later caught and thrown in jail, in that time he learnt how to do magic and mastered the art of GERBbat (gerbert combat).

## Bizarro Gerbert

by far one of the most violent and dangerous gerbert outcast, bizarro gerbert is a modified gerbert clone that was made as a replacement for GE-1 (the first and original gerbert). what makes bizarro gerbert so dangerous is the fact that he has a normal, functioning brain which gives him the acute power to predict and change the future. bizarro gerbert is also VERY talkative, almost to his own detriment, he is loud, annoying, and just a general asshole to everyone. surprisingly this massive dickwad of a person is the only outcast to have a wife.