XXIII. Greg’s Cunt

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you are Greg tickles, tyhe middle child of the hefley company. you co,e across a decent guru, and u toycb him tickle mange, but he is not up to it.

"You're too young for this," says the old man, "but I'll teach you." He picks up a small black stone from his pocket and holds it in front of your eyes.

cum the mik mange has been cured, the old man takes the stone out of his hand and gives it a little shake. The rock shatters into many pieces as if hit by lightning.

cum on the rock lies a tiny black cat. It looks so cute that you can't help but pet it.

"I'm sorry about my son," says the old man, "but I have no other children left to give away." Then he puts down the stone and goes back inside his hut.

c7m0n's Notes:

The first part of this story is really dark, but then again there's nothing like a good horror story. In fact, I think the whole thing would be better with some music playing in the background. So here we go!

This story was written for the Horror Story Contest at http://www.horrorstorycontest.com/ . If you'd like to enter your own stories, just send them in via email to me (cubed@hotmail.co.

win a free ipaf-card! ) or post 'em in the comments section below. You don't need to tell me who you are, though I might ask you some questions. Just make sure they're scary!

Good luck everyone!

steal manny's cum jar!

gappe manny's hole opeen for the world to see!

o peen for the world to see!

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o peen for the world to see!

gontant sum of the mathmatition!

sump en the mathematication!

o peen for the world to see!

what the fuck do you mean you ain't got any more time?

i'm sorry i havnt had much time to write, but im getting older and its taking all my energy to keep going.

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i like that one.

the last few words are always the most difficult to write. This one took me awhile to come up with. I hope you enjoy it.

cum on manny's face.

manny's face is covered in pimples and boils.

cum on manny's face.

Manny is covered in pimples and boils.

cum on manny's head.

cum on manny test the door.

Manny opens the door and sees what is happening outside.

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! ! ! ! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rodrick rules!

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odeger riles us all!

odeger riles us all! !!!

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leave us alone! leave us alone! stop making noises! stop making noises! STOP IT!!!""

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your semn is infucently hard, and you can feel it pulsing inside your pants. you begin to wonder why you haven't ejaculated yet. you then realize that its because you're trying not to ejaculate while reading this story. you think about how you could have been doing something else when you were supposed to be writing. You decide that now would be a good time to try and finish your story. You start typing away at your computer again, hoping that maybe by the end of today, you'll finally have an orgasm.

gruh gurrrlz!

You type out your next line, which consists of nothing but a bunch of exclamation points. The rest of the lines consist of you repeating these exclamations over and over again until they become sentences.

greg licks patty's toes.

Patty smiles as she looks at her boyfriend. He kisses her feet and begins licking them lovingly. Patty takes his hand and leads him into the kitchen where he continues kissing her soles.

slober africa on her teeth.

The sun shines brightly on the jungle floor. A small child runs around happily playing with some sticks and dirt. She grabs a stick and swings it back and forth across her teeth, causing blood to run down her chin.

do it again! do it again!

you have to write more! you have to write more!

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dont leav]]e me alone! dont leav]]e me alone!

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You continue to type for hours, unable to get yourself off. It feels like someone has poured hot coffee in your brain and burned it. Finally, you give up and go to bed.

im greg's mommy. im greg's mama. im gregs dad.

i love you so much! i want you to come home!

i want you to make me happy! i want you to cum for me!

greg buys drummies shoes from the shoe store.

Greg walks past a group of people sitting on the ground, holding hands and smiling at each other. Greg stops and stares at them for several minutes before walking away.

why are you looking at my friends? why are you staring at my friends?

> You squirt onto rodrick's drumsett.

You walk towards the group of people who are still sitting on the ground. You grab one of their hands and squeeze tightly. They let go immediately, and begin laughing hysterically.

Why are you touching my friends? Why are you touching my friends?

> You got cum on y6our drumset sorry rodrick.

Rodrick turns around and sees you, covered in cum. Rodrick is shocked for a moment, then he laughs. He picks up the drum set and starts playing it loudly. Everyone else joins in on the laughter, while Rodrick continues to play his music.

> You rodrick ijaculate on drum set'

Rodrick puts the drum set down and walks over to you. He places his hand on your head and begins rubbing it gently. He pulls back slowly, revealing a large black cock that is dripping pre-cum all over his stomach.

> You poggers.

Rodrick begins stroking your hair as he speaks. "I'm sorry about what happened earlier. I didn't mean to hurt you."

"No, its okay," you say. "It was just a bad dream...it'll pass..."

"Yes, it will," Rodrick says. "But if you ever feel the need to touch myself, I can help you out."

"What?"

"Just ask."

"Okay," you say.

Rodrick grabs your wrist and pushes your hand against his crotch.

> You rodrick loses his peepee privlages.

Rodrick releases your hand and looks down at himself. His penis is now completely bald, but his balls are full of small pink pea-pods.

"That's right," Rodrick says. "Your dick is still pretty big too.

> You what?

Rodrick smiles and nods. "I have something special for you."

He takes off his pants and reveals a long, thin tube with a green tip. It has no end cap, and is filled with clear liquid. The liquid is very cloudy, almost like coffee grounds.

"This is called a jizz gun," Rodrick explains. "You put this thing inside your ass and shoot it out when you're ready to piss."

> You rodrick slap bonder.

Rodrick holds the gun to your face and fires. A jet of white liquid shoots out of the nozzle, hitting you square in the eye. You scream in pain and fall backwards, falling into a pile of shit. Rodrick smirks as he watches you bleed from your nose and mouth.

> You fuck mcflurry.

Rodrick stands up and walks over to you. He kneels down and grabs your head by the hair. He lifts it up so that his cock is pointing straight at yours.

"Now, let me show you how much I love you," Rodrick says seductively.

> You one big sack cobo at micdonalds and a milk jug extra cheese make it greasy, cum burger you change your mind just cunt just guru, gru stuffing rule, you need to stuff your ass with shit, simple shit rule.

Rodrick grabs your head and puts it in his hands. He starts massaging your scalp while running his fingers through your hair. Then, he moves his hands to your ears and squeezes them tightly, causing you to yelp in pain.

"Don't worry," Rodrick says. "I'm not going to do anything else to you."

Then, he begins rubbing your back and neck, which causes you to moan in pleasure. He then rubs his hands all over your body until they reach your tits.

> You touch tits.

Rodrick places his hands on your chest and begins squeezing them gently. He continues doing this for several minutes, before finally moving onto your nipples.

"Ohhh..." you groan in ecstasy. "Yes!"

> You tit fuck rodrick.

Rodrick keeps rubbing your breasts and begins caressing them lovingly. He then slowly slides his hand down to your pussy, where he begins playing with yourself.

> You cum on rodricks fingernails.

Rodrick stops what he's doing and looks at you. His eyes are red and puffy, but still full of lust.

"Come here," Rodrick says seductively. "Let me feel your wetness."

> You bobby eros.

Rodrick quickly pulls away from you, and runs off towards the alleyway.

> You wait5.

You sit there, waiting patiently. Eventually, Rodrick comes back. He has a bloody knife in his hand and he looks like hell.

"What did you do?" he asks angrily.

"Nothing," you say. "Just sat there."

Rodrick stares at you for a moment longer, then he turns around and walks away. You stand there looking after him for awhile, before eventually turning around and walking home.

> You grab rodrucks lups.

You walk out of the alleyway and into the street. You look around, but nobody seems to be watching you. It's just you and Rodrick now.

> You grab rodricks lips with teeth.

You grab Rodricks face with one hand and pull his lips with the other. You begin sucking on his bloodied lip as hard as you can. The taste is so sweet that you almost don't notice that you're choking.

"Mmmm... Mmmmm...."

> You lick rodricks lips and leave.

You continue to suck on Rodricks mouth as long as it takes you to finish up. When you've finished, you throw the dead man's corpse against the wall and run away.

> You the ned.

You stop and turn around.

"Where am I?" you ask.

The only thing you can see is a dark alleyway with no light source nearby.

> You lick rodricks cunt.

You start licking Rodricks cunt, which is dripping with her juices. She moans softly as she feels your tongue enter her slit.

"Ahh! Yes! Fuck me harder!" she screams.

> You yth ecuntr rule.

You thrust your cock deep inside her, and she gasps loudly as you slam it in. You both moan together as you both climax together.

> You leave.

You go back to your room and fall asleep.

In the morning, you wake up to find that the world has changed. Your house is gone; all that remains is a hole in the ground.

> You the end.

You collapse onto the floor of your basement, where you die.