Hellions Q&A

"**Hellions Q&A**" is the thirty-ninth episode of the fifth season of We'll See You In Hell. It was the last episode of the show before moving to Patreon.

## Questions

1. Who are Joe's and Pat's favorite comedians?
2. What's one movie you are embarrassed you've never seen?
3. Will you ever review a Jeremy Saulnier flick?
4. Who would make up your dream festival or concert? Pick any 5 bands or singers, living or dead, any genres, also please come to Texas.
5. Joe, what is your favorite thing about Pat? Pat, what is your favorite thing about Joe?
6. Is living in LA worth it to do what you guys sometimes seem to love/sometimes seems like its killing you?
7. Are there any books, short stories, or comics that you'd like to see adapted into a movie? Horror genre preferably, but I'll leave it open.
8. If you (Pat and Joe) personally could remake any movie using Nic Cage, Jackie Gleason, and John Candy as the main leads, what movie would you make?
9. Roses, when are you going to direct again? You love anthology horror, you write good short horror themed stories, and you directed a short, albeit comedy, that got into Tribeca. It's time baby. We need horror auteur Joey of the Roses to put those Blumhouse fucks out of business. Love you both, mazel.
10. What are the scariest/most intriguing VHS boxes/movie posters from your childhoods?
11. Have you ever kissed a man on the mouth?
12. What are you all time favorite movie kills, any genre?
13. What are Pat and Joe's favorite script writing resources and tools?
14. Best martial arts movie?
15. Favorite Pierce Brosnan movie?
16. You're both up to perform The Importance of Being Earnest onstage. Which one is Algy and which one is Lady Bracknell?
17. To both of you, what are your favorite pre-1960s horror movies? Also, my birthday is next week and I was hoping one or both of you could fly across country and help me blow out the candles at my big birthday bash at the skating rink. I'm 25. Attendance looking a little light, so it'll probably just be the three of us. Keep you posted.
18. Just wanted to know if you guys had ever seen 1986's Nothing in Common with Tom Hanks and Jackie Gleason?
19. Which actor or actress would you add to the Expendables line-up and what actor or actress would you remove?
20. Pat, will you ever tell your Mexican strip club tale on the pod?
21. If you could Freaky Friday style body swap with anyone in the world, who would it be?
22. If you were in charge of casting a modern version of the Godfather, who would you cast in the lead roles?
23. Do either of you have a script in mind that you want to make into a show or a film and what is it about?
24. To help me settle a long standing argument, of the two X-Men movies, do you prefer Logan or Days of Future Past?
25. For Joe, what video game would he most like to see as a movie?
26. Any good scores on Record Store Day?
27. What are the best vacations you have ever taken? Much love from the Twin Cities.
28. Pat, my Facebook free pal Stephanie Power wants to know your most embarrassing story from childhood.
29. Who would you most want to throw cold spaghetti at?
30. Will you consider coming to Madison, Wisconsin to do the live pod? Brats and beers are on me.
31. Pat, can you share any details of Norm MacDonald Has a Farm?
32. What is the most crazy party experience you've had?
33. Fuck/Marry/Kill: Kevin Bacon, Kevin Costner, Kevin Hart.
34. What's a conspiracy theory you're embarrassed to admit holds weight?
35. If you only go to rewatch only one TV series for the rest of your life, what show would it be?
36. Any movies that you would absolutely not review?
37. Bill Pullman or Bill Paxton?
38. What's your favorite candy bar?
39. Do we get a Pinkstone guest episode?
40. Favorite acting family and least favorite?
41. Do you have to watch a lot of movies and shows for your job and the podcast? Does it ever get boring?
42. Can we get a spin-off podcast where ya'll just talk about music?
43. Why do you guys dislike all the movies I love?
44. Do you have any movies from the Criterion Collection that are on your wish list to buy?
45. What would it take for you to get in the spaceship on a one way trip to Mars?
46. Smartest career move you guys ever made?
47. Will you guys finally get over it and hook up? Do you want to get married? Will we be invited?
48. If you had to describe yourself with one or a few movies, which would you pick?
49. Was moving to LA hard on you guys? Especially when the business is getting you down. Do you ever entertain thoughts of moving back to Missouri or Pennsylvania? Do you see yourself ever leaving LA? I love hearing about you and Joe's career and the mental/emotional side of it.
50. What's your favorite chick flick? A real lil' bitch cry fest. 127 Hours doesn't count, but of the female persuasion like Beaches, Steel Magnolias, Joy Luck Club, etc..
51. Heard any good original film scores recently? PS Pat, your Speed 2: Cruise Control joke was such a home run.
52. You're going on a big vacation. You need someone to watch your pets, fill in for you at work, and someone to come with you. What horror characters or icons would you choose for each and why?
53. Am I still within the hour?
54. I relate to you guys so much and I ask you genuinely. Do you think you and Joe will ever be happy?
55. You guys still working on something together?
56. What's the last property out there you guys love, but are fearful or hopeful as its eventually remade, adapted for screen, etc.?
57. Did Pat really throw a glass of milk at Sandy Bullock's face?
58. Pat, you talked a lot in the interviews for Living Biblically about how the rabbi and priest that you had for advisers were really funny. Did they really make you laugh or was that just Hollywood talk? Not trying to be a dick.
59. Joe, when's the next time you'll be in Pittsburgh?
60. What's a typical day like in your job as show runner and how fucking scary is it to run the show?
61. How does Joe prepare material? I saw him in Dallas and he was fucking hilarious. And did you guys love Sneakers?
62. Goriest movie you've seen or favorite gore movie?
63. If you guys separately were tasked to revive the erotic horror genre with new movies, what would they be called?
64. I think Troll 2 is truly one of the best worst movies, have you both seen it and what did you think?
65. We all love your impressions and funny takes on music. Could you fellas seriously consider adding a music segment to the podcast?
66. Name a scene in a movie that has such bad acting it ruins the film for you. Set up the scene and do impressions and thank you.
67. Can you please watch and discuss The Swimmer starring Burt Lancaster?
68. If you're forced to hang out with them, do you hang out with Taylor Lautner or Taylor Kitsch?
69. Do you have recurring dreams or nightmares?
70. Have either of you ever wanted to direct a feature or even a horror short?
71. What's your favorite Mortal Kombat character?