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Episode 407

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## Episode description

Cheating on the quarantine, murder hornets, celebrity Zoom, drive-in comedy, and the greatest actor who ever lived!

## Topics discussed

* Quarantine cheating is starting to become mainstream.
* Sebastian’s sister has started listening to the cast, and disagrees that Sebastian is friendlier than her.
* Pete reminisces on his college basketball days during a phone call with his old coach, and is overshadowed during stories of an old teammate.
* Sebastian continues his chef run by diligently organizing food in the fridge, and performed in a cook-off against Lana for Feeding America on NBC on Mother’s Day.
* Sebastian jumps on another star-studded Zoom and gets laughter after a joke, after which he mic drops for the remainder of the call.
* The guys discuss the latest public fear: Murder Hornets.

## Quotes from the episode

* Sebastian: “Don’t even get me started with some of the Twitter response I saw over the past 4 or 5 days.” Pete: “We’re not CNN assholes!” Sebastian: “Do you like staying home?! Do you like it?”
* Sebastian: “I’m about a minute and a half away from getting a hair cut. It’s like drugs in the ‘80s, you feel like you gotta do this shit underground.”
* Pete: “These masks are a joke. They should say ‘Democrat’ across the fucking mouth.”
* Coach: “When I see you around town and you still call me coach, I can’t tell you how good that makes me feel inside and Fredonia’s a lucky town to have you.” Pete: “I should have told him ‘Really? Because two days ago the cops were at my door because I motherfucked a guy at the leaf place!’”
* Sebastian: “You gotta go and say to yourself as you walk away to the living room ‘And he cooks?!’”
* Pete: “By the way, China, nice fucking wall! Does that keep anything in or out? Anything?!”

## Tags

Coronavirus, COVID-19, pandemic, CNN, Twitter responses, Cuomo, California, New York, neighbors, haircut, masks, social distancing, 6 feet, six feet, Democrat, Sebastian sister, family, Fredonia, college basketball, coach, Bill, bounce pass, Michael Jordan, Last Dance, Chicago Bulls, documentary, ESPN, kitchen, cooking, chef, Feeding America, cook-off, sneakers, shoes, Air Jordan’s, soccer, Zoom, Amy Schumer, Murder Hornet, headlines, bee, China, Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Cruise
Laign Merchants' Guild

The Laign Merchants' Guild is an organization run by a collaborative of all the notable Laign craftsmen and service suppliers.

Their objective is to improve trade through the town, and they do their best to buy their supplies locally to support one another. They hold council a minimum once a month. Additionally the guild sets maximum prices for businesses with a monopoly.
Episode 203

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Pete asks questions in a segment call, "Getting To Know Sebastian", plus making your own coffin, Sebastian's new neighborhood, JJ Watt, and so much more!

## Topics discussed

* Sebastian is coming down with a cold, endorses Quick Defense from Whole Foods to fend off illness.
* Pete barely makes it out of town before snow prevents him from flying out of the Buffalo airport.
* A hypothetical invitation from Stallone
* An in-depth discussion of "Making A Murderer"
* Pete plays "Getting to Know Sebastian", suiting up, the zoo, hangover beverage, stealing, alter boy vs Michael Jackson influence, see a thousand dollar bill, see someone shoot up, take a dump outside (moving into an epic story about Sebastian and a birdcage), going to Heaven.
* Pete manages to screw up putting food in the oven.
* Sebastian considers full time security service from ADT.
* El Chapo, lottery tickets
* Sebastian is experimenting with an alternative meet & greet experience, "The Encore Event"
* Please leave an iTunes review for the show on Valentines Day, February 14, 2016.
* JJ Watt sends the guys a heartfelt endorsement of appreciation while recovering from surgery.

## Quotes from the episode

* Sebastian: "This Quick Defense is in every rock band's bag." Pete: "Right next to the coke."
* Sebastian: "I don't think I can do the knee touching again. I don't think that works."
* Sebastian: "I'd be up there goin, 'You're lying through your teeth, ya jackass.'"
* Sebastian: "There's even a line up on Mount Everest? You can't even get away from the lines?
* Sebastian: "I wanna see the gorilla front and center."
* Sebastian: "I feel like if the Gatorade is blue, for some reason that is going to kill the hangover."
* Pete: "I'm more of a Nestle Chocolate Kwik guy."
* Sebastian: "Gimme your steal story." Pete: "I mean, how much time ya got? Are you kidding me?"
* Sebastian: "Have you ever seen a thousand dollar bill?" Pete: "No, I wasn't even sure there was one when I wrote this."
* Sebastian: "I had to run in the back of the U-Haul while it was moving and shit in the birdcage."
* Pete: "I don't know what's more disturbing, that you shit in a birdcage, or that you thought it would be cool to have a bird in college!"
* Pete: "I'd like to get a part in a movie where I have to shave my head."
* Sebastian: "I wonder what it is to just have a squad car outside the house constantly."
Laign Town Hall

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The Laign Town Hall is located within the center of town, and is the primary government building. It is here that Cliff Cory hosts his office, and holds court. Prior to building the Laign Town Guard Headquarters, this building was also used as the guard headquarters, and housed a prison in the basement. It is still functional but currently disused.

Town Hall meetings, such as whether or not to create the Laign Adventurers Guild with town resources, are held in this building. While a popular vote i typically held, the decisions actually entirely fall on the mayor. He typically only holds votes to see if decisions will make him wildly unpopular or not.
Episode 255

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Sebastian gets into "cupping" and Pete gets a lion tamer to call in!

## Quotes from the episode

* You pay a bunch of half-naked dudes to dress like babies just so you can take pictures with them at your party
* Who does he think he is? John Lagooziamo?
* We’re making gold over here and they’re doing a podcast about a guy who doesn’t wanna come outside?!
* I don’t really know the science is behind it, I’ll have to read up on it. Oh will ya? You can’t even get through your Agassi biography! You’re gonna read up on cupping?!
* I used to go to the handicap stall and take a 25 minute nap on the toilet. I used to put my arm out and sleep on my bicep and take a 20 minute nap.
* Can’t you hire some asian women to do that, just give you hickies all over? Forget the cupping. Just bring over ten broads.
* OPENING THE CAGE: USS Indianapolis: Thank God Casey Affleck didn’t make an appearance and bore this thing down.
* You’re about 10 pounds away from being able to do fat jokes!
* The good thing about your new system is that it’s very realistic and maintainable!
* Dom the italian lion trainer
* Pete Correale sings!
* I think we should make this part of the show. Tiger Talk.
Episode 289

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Someone with an odd musical instrument on Sebastian's flight and Pete and more parenting tips!

## Topics discussed

* Lou has an encounter on the streets of NYC with Eddie Vedder.
* Sebastian slums it in coach and ends up next to an eccentric, possibly-professional trombone player and apple enthusiast.
* Pete’s father eats an apple from the tip of a knife, a technique which Pete uses on his young daughter.
* Sebastian's home is featured in Architectural Digest Magazine.
* Pete makes a special request for coffee on an airplane, feels the flight attendant’s outrage at his request is misplaced. Sebastian disagrees.
* Dogs in airports are becoming a problem.
* Pete deduces that DJ Lou is drunk based on his kind, passive demeanor.
* Santa’s visit to Fredonia leaves Pete wanting
* Sebastian attends an estrogen-charged gift wrapping party and is relegated to being a spectator to the only male conversation.
* Pete is considering inviting a member from his gym locker room to a gig, and then performing material he overheard the man talking about.

## Quotes from the episode

* Pete: I’m here BTW, so stop mentioning me in the third person?!
* Jimmy from Boston: You’re yelling at fat girls on a plane, trying to stifle some imaginary movement that you created? And then you’re grabbing Sadie by the ankles and carrying her upstairs like a bucket of water! You’re like a modern day captain caveman, kid!
* Sebastian: They give you a beautiful case with cushions so none of the knobs get touched and you’re walking around with this thing in a bag that you put sandcastle equipment in?
* Sebastian: When you’re in a hurry, Louisiana is no place to be.
* DJ Lou: In case a campfire breaks out! (re: having a guitar at the ready)
* Pete: Even I’m uncomfortable hearing that you were flying in coach. This is not even good for the show!
* Sebastian: If you bring a book on the plane that is more than 250 pages, you’re gonna be a problem.
* Sebastian: This guys doin’ trombone techniques while he’s reading the book!
* Sebastian: It’s like a kennel at the gate at the airport.
* Sebastian: I don’t wanna see Santa walking back to his Ford Escort getting in with the outfit.
* Sebastian: It’s all girls, me, the one guy that’s there is gay. It’s a wrapping party! Pete: That’s their Super Bowl!
* Pete: How’d you know my name is Pete? She points to my Starbucks cup. I thought she saw me on TV.
Todd Merringoff

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Todd Merringoff is the deceased Blacksmiths Apprentice to Rick Ravenloft. He was allegedly orphaned at the age of 8, however he did not have any memories of his life prior to the event. His parents were killed in a robbery of their house at night. Rick took him in and was actively teaching him the trade of being a blacksmith.

Todd however, was a member of the Laign Cultists, and due to that is assumed to have served in the Hand of Naarth.

When the Cultist Mansion was attacked, Todd was there attending a meeting in the upstairs and was engaged and killed in the ensuing battle.

Rick was distraught to hear about Todd's death, and held a small funeral for him, although not to many people attended as they had no respect for Todd due to his hidden activities coming to fruition.
Hand of Naarth

The Hand of Naarth is a cult that operates throughout the known world. They serve one they consider a deity named Naarth.

According to a source their mission is to learn how to resurrect the dead while allowing them to keep their memories, possibly selectively. Everyone they resurrect while testing appears to willing join their ranks without question.
The Voice of Jaarn

The Voice of Jaarn is a quest undertaken by the Laign Adventurers Guild. The quest was their first official major undertaking as an official guild, and was started by a relatively simple task.

## Background

The Laign Adventurers Guild had experienced numerous run-ins with the group they simply referred to as the Laign Cultists. They were a group of individuals who operated in Laign resurrecting the dead to recruit as new followers of their cult. They were also known to kidnap individuals and to kill them, to then resurrect them.

The cult also admitted to having ties with the Kobold Hall, meaning that all of the groups quests revolved around the cultists.

## Initial Quest

A few months after establishing the guild, hiring Andy Collins as their maester, and establishing a raven outpost with raven's trained to come to and from the guild hall, the guild received a plea from help. A small village bordering the Borderlands was becoming overwhelmed with refugees. The group gathered supplies, bought a horse and wagon, and set off for the Borderlands.

Arriving in Tindle, the group quickly saw why help was needed. What looked like it used to house a beautiful field in front of the villages administration building was hundreds of tents, crammed in this simple space. Rain broke out, and while the group was looking for shelter they heard a screech, a scream, and in the distance saw a mace get raised into the air.

## Village Showdown

The group quickly intervened and prevented a child from being slaughtered. These men were well armed, and all had a horizontal diamond painted on their chests.

The rival group quickly retaliated against their intervention, and managed to strike Zero down.

It was a long, hard fought battle, but after several burned tents, and reviving Zero, the team was victorious.
Spring Road

The Spring Road was a commissioned project aimed at connecting various towns and villages of Leinster to the greater world. It was intended to increase trade and bolster the economy, but resources were stretched thin and guards are currently unable to keep it safe.

Locations such as the Kobold Hall have endangered large sections of the road to bandit and highwayman attacks, and as a result, travel along the road is actually more scarce than it was before the many paths were broadened.

Some caravans, such as Robb Gaito's Caravan, employ bodyguards against the threats, but often it is not enough.
The Mystery of the Cult

## History

At some undetermined time, a cult of necromancers began to operate in the town of Laign. Typically, it appeared they would revive the dead and recruit them to their ranks.

## Investigation

An investigation of the cult was started by the Laign Adventurers Guild when Brandon Burns asked them to find his missing gravedigger. Stopping them from finishing their necromantic ritual, the party killed all except one member of the cultist cell at the location. Whilst exploring town at a later date, the party passively noticed dead people such as Simon Lacault, Mike Makarth, and Bob Belgium walking around town.

They started their investigation by questioning both Simon, now Tim Black, and Bob, now Toms Zachariah. Unfortunately, their reincarnations believed they were completely different people from the originals, and had no memories of any prior lives before this morning. Oddly, this didn't trouble them as they seemed to believe the answers about their lives was simply stuck on the tip of their tongues.
Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode 1

Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode 1 was the twenty-second game played by George Beamish.

## Episodes

1. Dimps Syndrome
2. Speshul Stages
3. Finale

Bonus: Super Sonic

## Trivia

* This game tended to split the crowd when it came to Sonic games. Although he didn't enjoy playing it during the series, George has since played more of this game and is starting to enjoy it. This is probably because he can use Super Sonic though.
Episode 6

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## Topics discussed

* The guys are out of their home-studio, single-microphone setup and in a professional studio on the 6th floor of the Howard Hughes building.
* A discussion of breaking into the top 200 on iTunes.
* Los Angeles Jesus is a no-show.
* Casey Casem checks in.
* "Getting to know you" questions from Pete.
* Sleeping with Sebastian: Dream Downtown, New York City. Great lobby, subpar water pressure. 3.5/5 stars.
* Live clip from Pete in Iowa.
* On Sebastian's recommendation, Pete takes his parents on a Star Tour
* Pete challenges Sebastian to complete song lyrics.

## Quotes from the episode

* Sebastian: "Our fanbase that comes out to our show doesn't know anything about podcasts...they don't look like they have a VCR hooked up, let alone iTunes."
* Pete: "We'd be in the top 200 if you got podcasts on plastic cassette tapes."
* Sebastian: "If the dentist was close enough, I'd get my teeth cleaned every morning."
* Pete: "Would you rather give a sponge bath to Sally Field or Bette Midler...You don't get this on other shows."
* Sebastian: "You got in my car with a cup of coffee and I just about had a cardiac arrest."
* Sebastian: "Before I answer the question, I have a hatred for men's feet."
* Pete: "There's a lady who's sure/all that glitters is gold..." Sebastian: "No clue."
Elroar Tidesbane

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Admiral Elroar Tidesbane was the leader of King Fafner's navy in his conquest of The Greylands. He was a talented tactician.

Elroar was known for wearing a full suit of golden armor the entire time he was on his ship, something largely unheard of as if you went overboard, you would definitely drown.

Elroar's armor is the subject of The Admiral's Armor.
Kaleburn

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Kaleburn is a duchy located within the Kingdom of the Ire, and it's Duke is currently unknown.

It is one of 6 duchies within the Ire, and it contains three counties.

## Recent Events

The lords of Kaleburn abstained from King Algar's Third Conquest of the Ire opting to stay out of the war in hopes that if King Algar wins, he will allow them to keep their lands.

Kaleburn was the site of a major battle between the forces Duke Aubrey and King Algar, with Duke Aubrey barely coming out on top. It was after this battle that Duke Aubrey awarded Lord Mayor Cliff Cory with his fief.
Mike Makarth

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Mike Makarth was employed for many years by Brandon Burns working as the only gravedigger in Laign. One morning he did not show up for work, and it caused Brandon to go looking for him.

Unfortunately when he was finally found, he was dead. Apparently killed by the Laign Cultists. Brandon sent his wages for the next few months to Mike's family.

A funeral was held for Mike the day after his body was found.
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## Kyle McCoy

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The day after Mike Makarth's funeral, someone who looked ridiculously similar to him was seen walking around the next day. The man identified himself as Kyle, and seemed to have no memory of ever being Mike.

Ultimately he was killed in a battle at the Cultist Manor.
Gordon Grimes

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Gordon is the Second Lieutenant in the Laign Town Guard. He previously was the senior partner to James Tang, however he did assist in his arrest.

He first met the Laign Adventurers Guild just prior to their formation when they reached out to him and James for help. The group had been attacked by cultists in their sleep, and wanted the guards help. James, being a cultist himself, threatened the crew anytime they said the word "cultist" and claimed they were spewing propaganda. Knowing, and trusting his partner more than these strangers, Gordon supported James, and threatened the adventurers.

After the guilds members agreed to stop shouting the word cult, Gordon brought them back to the Laign Town Guard headquarters where he had Private Paul Peters file a report.

He sent James to guard the belongings of these warriors, and joined them in their investigation. The investigation quickly lead them back to James, who Gordon was shocked to hear associated with the cult.

Gordon made the final arrest on Petunia Gaito at the Cultist Mansion prior to the major battle that saw his partner getting incarcerated.
Duke Aubrey

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His Highness Duke James Aubrey, Lord of Ulster, Knight of the Ire, is as his official title proclaims the Duke of Ulster.

In his youth, Lord James was knighted by Duke Gala following their victory in King Algar's Second Conquest of the Ire. Although there is no official Kingdom of the Ire, the noble families of the region are still proud of their heritage and honor alliances among each other as Lords of the Ire, and as such, upon being knighted Lord James became Lord James, Knight of the Ire.

Duke Aubrey is currently leading the Iron defense against King Algar's Third Conquest of the Ire, from which he has rallied liege levies within all of his de jure counties, and requested aid from the other 5 dukes in the de jure kingdom.
Ulster

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Ulster is a duchy located within the Kingdom of the Ire, and it is currently ruled by Duke Aubrey.

It is a fief that has been in the Aubrey Family for several generations, and it's current capital is located in Glenfield, Leinster.

It is one of 6 duchies within the Ire, and it contains four counties.
Sophie Softwell

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Sophie Softwell, often mistakenly called Sophia, is the official assistant to the current mayor of the town of Laign, Cliff Cory. She is a very young a beautiful woman and despite only being 19, she has been in her position for 5 years.

She handles all minor matters in town, and frequently signs documents in Cliff's name to make his job easier. Growing up in Laign during the construction of the Spring Road she is one of the few known figures to hardly remember what the town was like before the huge influx of trade. Because of this, she seems to be an effective adviser to Cliff as he is more conservative, and she has more bright eyes for the future.
Peninsula of Man

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The Peninsula of Man was a town located in Leinster. It was the birth place of Robb Gaito, and it was from there that his caravan was based.

The town was completely destroyed and left for ruin when a clash between a cultist cell of the Hand of Naarth and the town's guard took place.

The battle was brought on when Robb noticed his mother Petunia was walking among the living. He reported it to the town guards that she was definitely not the same person, because she had been posthumously beheaded for taking her own life. The first strike occurred when a group attempted to assassinate Robb in the middle of the night, but his fellow caravan members sacrificed themselves to save him.

The only people that appeared to make it out of the blaze were Robb, and a horse and wagon containing what seemed like four cultists. Robb suspects he is the only true-born citizen of the Peninsula remaining.
Jerome

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Jerome is a horse owned by the Laign Adventurers Guild. His base coat is brown, and his mane is black. He is a well natured horse, and rarely causes anyone trouble. Due to his relaxed nature, he seems to fade into the background during events without anyone batting an eye.

He is typically seen attached to a cart, and is used to carrying heavy loads in it.

Jerome, due to the Guild not having a stable of their own, is currently stabled at the Laign Stables, and is running up a bill for the guild.
Andy Collins

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Andy Collins, or Andrew Collins, is a maester that is currently employed by the Laign Adventurers Guild.

## Early Life

Andrew Collins was born in the year 682 A.G. to a elven mother, and a human father residing in the town of Tourqe, Westle within the Dutchy of West Ire.

His father was an ungrateful and angry man who belonged to the lower class. He often abused his family, and frequently declared he intentionally spent all of his earnings on booze so that there would be no inheritance for his "despicable offspring".

Determined to never be a terrible father, Andy went to the Leinster Citadel to become a maester, a role that requires you to take an oath to hold no lands and to father no children.

He passed his tests very quickly and was considered a full fledged maester at the age of 30.

## Career

Maester Collins served at the citadel teaching and serving as an on-call doctor for many years, and additionally was assigned to serve various courts in this time.

When he turned 85, he was assigned to serve Duke Aubrey as his Grand Maester.

He became close friends with the Duke, and served him faithfully for 10 years, treating his wounded and serving as his adviser in all things science on the Duke's council. However as the ten years came to an end, Andy decided it was time to catch up with new modern styles of medicine.

He left Aubrey's host to return to the Citadel to learn new methods of treating injury and disease. Five years back into his studies, and teachings, Maester Collins was ready to take a new assignment, and was assigned to the newly formed Laign Adventurers Guild.
Episode 12

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The JJ Watt interview

## Topics discussed

* Pete is debating bringing his dog along on his appearance at Stand Up Scottsdale
* A discussion of driving vs flying
* The guys struggle with text and phone etiquette with JJ Watt and Rob Schneider, but Sebastian is confident in his personalized amenity bag idea for guests
* The guys' "casual" double date underscores their similarities and differences
* Sebastian interviews JJ Watt in his car
* Pete's bathroom experiences
* Pete announces his wife's pregnancy for the first time on the cast
* Sebastian will be attending the Freedom Course to address why he doesn't like people eating his cherries
* A clip from Pete's live show about identifying as ex-catholic

## Quotes from the episode

* Sebastian: I don't know what tell him before a football game, I said "kick some ass today!"
* Sebastian: He has a foundation. We could donate to his foundation. Pete: What if we say we donated, but we don't?
* Sebastian: I got the gluten free burger with rice cakes and an egg.
* Sebastian: This is why I don't let anybody into my life.
* Sebastian: I don't know what's going on at your house where you came up with "erotic cake"
Episode 246

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Twice in one week! Pete ignores his skin irritation long enough to educate us about life in Korea and Sebastian gets a treadmill delivered to his hotel room!

## Quotes from the episode

* Only up in good ol' opulent first class, would a bandaid-fingered, earlobe-rubbing, necromancing cat lady be entertained and tolerated!
* Every photo I have with you, you pose with me like I paid the extra hunge to meet you before the show.
* Next time, we’ll make out!
* Out of respect to Billy Joel, I don’t even have that photo on my phone anymore.
* This is probably one of the whitest white trash things you’ve ever done.
* Between singing Justin Bieber and being allergic to gluten…just fit me for a dress already!
* I can honestly say I don’t think there’s anyone performing a trump’s inauguration that could swing getting a treadmill brought to their hotel room.
Episode 389

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## Episode description

Similar, serious health issues plague Pete and Sebastian!

## Topics discussed

* Sebastian goes in for an MRI on his shoulder and knee, and tells the story of his use of vegetalluminia cream.
* Pete dives into the details of his hip injury and upcoming replacement surgery.
* The guys discuss hearing weird noises in their homes at night.
* Sebastian runs into an issue with the valet at a hotel in Philadelphia, and is rewarded with two chocolate nut cluster cups for the trouble.
* Pete trusts a stranger with a tip on the airport train, and it pays off! He also offers a tip on lying with a planned-out backstory.

## Quotes from the episode

* Sebastian: “What I have been using throughout my life, and I think I covered this on a previous cast…” Pete: “Hank, let us know.” Sebastian: “Uh, Hank wouldn’t have been with us.” Pete: “He’s been studying the catalog guy, that’s how he got the job.”
* Pete: “Do you think in your heart of hearts that you just made this guy’s Saturday night cocktail party story.”
* Doctor: “You obviously played sports..” Pete: “Yeah, all the way through college. That’s probably why I’m hip bro and you’re only knee, cause you know, you didn’t play soccer in college only high school.”
* Pete: That’s one of the fun things about a nice hotel, when they fuck up you’re like ‘Ooo we’re gonna get something.’”

## Tags

MRI, injury, shoulder, knee, Bengay, DJ Hank, vegetalluminia, Italian, Italy, claustrophobia, Brad Pitt, soccer, college, high school, sports, CBD, hip, pool, new house, noises, Bonay Ramsay, valet, Philadelphia, hotel, airport, train, coffee, creamer
Laign

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The town of Laign is a small town located in the county of Leinster.

It has a main street of merchants who serve the needs of both the locals and travelers.

It's current mayor is Cliff Cory.

## Recent History

The town of Laign recently has developed a cult "problem". Members of this "cult" appear to revive deceased members of town, and recruit them to their ranks. The revived townmen appear to have no recollection of their pasts.

To try and solve the issue the mayor ordered the creation of the Laign Adventurers Guild to be assembled from a group of former bodyguards who had been previously investigating the issue.

## See Also

People Living In Laign

Buildings in Laign
Minecraft

Minecraft is a game which has featured on most if not all of the ArK Gaming members' channels at some point or another.

* Minecraft: Hatventures Survival was the eighth Game Blast on George Beamish's channel. It was a tour of his house and neighbourhood on the Hatventures survival server.
* The Nether Project is a "long running" series or 'joke' that traces back to the start of ArK Gaming being set up by Kraytus, Resin and Zoner but went on hiatus March 2014 and cancelled July of the same year, however it is being re-booted on August the 9th and a sequel to the original series

## Trivia

* Minecraft: Hatventures Survival was the first Game Blast to feature the newer thumbnail style, one that is still used to this day.
Petunia Gaito

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Petunia Gaito was the mother of Robb Gaito. A native of the Peninsula of Man she was born with a large birthmark on her arm that resembled a snake, her house's sigil.

When a plague came into town, Petunia was one of the first townsfolk to get it. It induced horrible pain, and it motivated Robb to start his own caravan to pay for her treatment.

Unfortunately she was in too much pain, and took her own life. As-is custom in her town, she was posthumously beheaded for committing suicide as to not fully appear in the afterlife.

## Li Ma

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When Robb Gaito returned to town after his first caravan journey following his mother's death, he encountered a woman who looked exactly like Petunia. This woman had scar tissue where her head would have been chopped off, and oddly enough her snake-birthmark had also turned to scar tissue. This woman didn't recognize Robb, and he was glad.

After Robb caused a battle in town over the resurrections, she fled town, and was later found in the Cultist Mansion. She was incarcerated quickly during a battle and later executed by Vahlok and Zero on request from Robb and Dick Ryan.
Charles Cory

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Charles Cory, brother of mayor Cliff Cory, is the First Ranger in the town of Laign. His responsibilities include enforcing the town's laws outside it's walls and into the nearby forest. This is typically useful for catching bandits who raid the town's caravans, and catching escaped criminals.

His responsibilities also include being the town's scout. He generally ventures off a few miles in each direction and gathers as much news as he can as to the comings and goings of armed forces.

Charles is credited with slaying a dragon along with his brother Cliff with minor help from the Laign Adventurers Guild.

Charles is a member of the Cory noble family.
Aubrey Castle

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Aubrey Castle is the primary holding of House Aubrey. It is a barony-level fief, and the city of Glenfield, which sprouted around it, is included within it's title. in-other-words, the fief of Aubrey Castle includes ruler ship over both the castle and the city.

It is the residence of Duke Aubrey and it is from here he holds court, and rules his duchy.
Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards

Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards is the 36th series on George Beamish's channel. This was a collaborative project with TheseusGaming, and the version of the game being played was the 1991 remake for MSDOS.

## Episodes

* Memory Problems
* Cheeky Wink
* Finale

## Trivia

* This was the first series with Gareth after he made his channel, TheseusGaming.
* The first edit of the third episode had to be removed due to not adding censorship. Thankfully, this was noticed by George before the video was officially published.
King Algar's Third Conquest of the Ire

King Algar is a king from lands north of the Ire, who has allegedly fabricated claims over the title King of the Ire. He has pushed his claim in three thusfar unsuccessful wars, with the 'Third Conquest' being the latest one.

This war, however, is bound to be different as King Algar has employed numerous mythical beasts and armies of less civilized species within his own forces.

Duke Aubrey has gathered the Armies of the Ire to his side to try and defend his home from conquest of a foreign king.
Zero

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Zero is a tiefling with a pale complexion and blood red eyes. He serves as the Laign Adventurers Guild's rogue, and is the party's designated decapitator, from cultists and kobolds to dragons. Zero specializes in all types of decapitation, despite only having a basic dagger. His fondness of decapitation most likely stems from the bloodrush he got when he killed Simon Lacault with the overwhelming force of a Torturous strike, resulting in Simon's head and hood flying across the room.

## Early History

Zero was born to a relatively small but quite powerful Tiefling clan who were known for their affinity with magic, and their red markings which ran from their shoulders to their hands. His clan was only interested in their magic, and was obsessed with using it to build the greatest empire to date. Zero, however, had being born with almost nothing for magical talent, and was subsequently exiled from the clan at an early age to roam the world.

Researching all sorts of normal and dark magics to further their cause eventually led the clan to it's downfall. Everyone in the clan living at the homestead was killed. Additionally their homes burned to the ground as any trace of their existence was to be wiped from history to ensure their research wasn't continued. It is believed this was carried out due to the fear that Tieflings might replace humanity as the world's top race.

## Pre-Adventurer's Guild

After being exiled Zero roamed from city to city stealing whatever he could to get by. He kept to this life style until he was around 20, when he was caught stealing from the leading family of the city. While they did not see his face, his horns stood out in a world of humans.

Fleeing into the nearby forests in the dead of night, he eventually came to a Raven Queen chapel, and decided it seemed like a good enough place to lay low for a while. The people at this chapel seemed genuinely nice, and Zero decided to join them soon after.

Some years later he met Dances with Wolves, a fellow worshiper of the Raven Queen. Not long after that the pair joined a dragon born named Vahlok in an attempt to guard a caravan headed to the city of Laign.

## Future plans

A strange voice keeps trying to convince Zero to take over the world. Zero has some interest in this already, but seems to lack the resources and ambition to do it. However he has come up with a plan to start a settlement in the Borderlands, as a starting point for his conquest of the world, his only thought as he lies awake each night.

What Zero is currently wondering about, is after the cultist leader is dealt with, he might be able establish a good sized city using the remaining cultists. They would build and maybe inhabit it, providing they will cooperate and convert to worshiping the Raven Queen. This may be possible if their leader is dealt with.
Zoner DarkRevention

Zoner DarkRevention better known as Zoner is a british bag of anger and insults who somehow can turn anything into a joke, known for his 18+ nature and scary mask he really shouldn't be on here, but he is because he's been with the group longer than anyone else

## Ark Gaming

Zoner was the first member to join Ark Gaming, appearing since the very first videos and has remained a strong member ever since, originally featuring in Minecraft he has turned his back on that in favour of the intergalactic alternative Space Engineers, however no videos are available for view on any of the Ark Gaming channels. His oldest appearance now is the 1st PAYDAY video uploaded by Kraytus Ark, but his most notable being in KinkyKlub. He is also known to have spawned one of the most famous quotes from the group "I'm gonna shove this pickaxe so far up your arse you're gonna be coughing up coal"

## ArK Gaming

Featuring in the newest PAYDAY video Zoner still shows that he pushes the boundaries of humour yet still delivers, but he also rages and shouts a lot, but when you're in this group I guess it's only natural. Plans for a Space Engineers series have been underway for sometime and will almost definitely include Zoner, however we will have too wait and see whether these plans will be acted upon......
Ark Multiuniversal Investigation Facility (AMIF)

The Ark Multiuniversal Investigation Facilty (or AMIF) is the latest project by ArkLabs reviving The Nether Project. There also appears to be a doorway to Purgatory, whether this is the gateway to limbo or an easter egg to the upcoming Machinima Purgatory is unknown. The facility is built into Ironback mountain in a remote area close to harsh oak forest.
Shovel Knight

Shovel Knight is the nineteenth series played on George Beamish's channel. It was livestreamed from Episode 3 onwards. The expansion, Plague of Shadows, is the 32nd series, and was also livestreamed, but in its entirety, and was also the 2nd Blast Releases.

## Episodes

### Shovel Knight

1. Pridemoor Keep
2. Mistakes Were Made
3. Road to the Plague (Livestream)
4. Finale (Livestream)

### Plague of Shadows

1. Alchemical Madness (Livestream)
2. Finale (Livestream)

### Other

* Shovel Knight: Plague of Shadows - Blast Releases

## Trivia

* George currently has a profile with the name Butt-Butt. This changes certain words said to "butt" such as "Shield Butt" and "Plague Butt"
* The code X&BUTT was used during the Plague of Shadows playthrough.
Saw (série de films)

**Saw** est une suite de films américo-australiens horrifiques créée par James Wan et Leigh Whannell en 2004. Distribuée par Lions Gate Entertainment et produite par Twisted Pictures, la franchise est composée de sept films.  La franchise commença en 2003 avec le court métrage réalisé par James Wan qui servit de point de départ à la série de films. Les suites furent réalisées par Darren Lynn Bousman (Saw 2, Saw 3 et Saw 4), David Hackl (Saw 5) et Kevin Greutert (Saw 6 et Saw 3D) et ont été écrites par James Wan, Leigh Whannell, Patrick Melton et Marcus Dunstan. Les deux créateurs sont restés dans la franchise en tant que producteurs exécutifs.

## Histoire

La série de films Saw met en scène un « tueur avec un cœur » surnommé « Jigsaw » ou le « Tueur au Puzzle ». Celui-ci place ses victimes choisies (des violeurs, des tueurs, etc.) en leur indiquant la manière de rester en vie. Or, celle-ci n'est possible qu'au prix d'un nécessaire sacrifice. Ce personnage singulier élabore ses propres jeux et imagine des tests ayant pour but de faire une introspection personnelle où la personne qui passe l'épreuve découvre la « vérité » et prend pleinement conscience du sens de sa vie.
Dr. Accco

Dr. Ryan Accco was the first human to enter the Nether along with the original Resin 1.0, it is presumed they lost their lives in this alternate dimension to a mysterious entity known only as the Zoner. Dr. Accco was significantly younger and more naive than Dr. Kraytus PHD and was less well equipped to adventure in this parallel dimension or face the forgotten civilization that lay within....
Pokémon Creepy Black

Pokémon Creepy Black is the 76th Game Blast on George Beamish's channel. This was played during the month of October, and as such is classified as a Ghost Blast. This is a hack of Pokémon FireRed.

## Trivia

* There was a comment asking if the creator of the hack could send George a newer version of the hack. To this day, despite adding him, George has yet to recieve a newer version of the hack.
Duke Gala

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His Highness Duke Tim Gala, Lord of West Ire, Knight of The Greylands, and Lord Protector of the Ire, is as his title proclaims the Duke of West Ire, the west-most duchy of the Ire.

Duke Gala is a member of House Gala, and is a close personal friend of Duke Aubrey, whom he was given the pleasure of knighting.

Tim was knighted by King Harold Troughton, a claimant to the entire Greylands, after they had dueled in the field of battle. Harold, who had been trying to conquer the Ire, won the battle, but had been defeated by the young Tim Gala. Post-battle, he honored the captured warrior with a knighthood, hoping to earn his loyalty.

Tim returned the favor to the young squire Lord James, in King Algar's Second Conquest of the Ire as he proved his mettle in preserving an independent Iron culture.

Currently Duke Gala is leading troops against King Algar's Third Conquest of the Ire, giving aide to his old friend Duke Aubrey.
Super Mario 64 Chaos Edition

Super Mario 64 Chaos Edition is a hack of the Nintendo 64 game where random effects take place at random intervals, and is the 72nd Game Blast on George Beamish's channel. It is also the 78th, 83rd, 86th, 95th and 104th Game Blasts on the channel, with George becoming more insane with each episode. He currently has 9 stars total.

Shaun1e Productions was a guest star on the 95th Game Blast.

## Trivia

* George has noted that this game is the worst to record, as he ends up so angry that he ends up shouting or really quiet.
* George has also noted that this game is the most fun to edit, because of the shit he says during recording, thus leading to weird editing tricks, such as using "Fly On The Wings Of Love" and "Only Time".
Sonic Adventure DX

Sonic Adventure DX is the eigth series played on George Beamish's channel. This was a collaboration project with Shaun1e Productions from episode 8.

## Episodes

1. Searching Around at the Speed of Lost
2. Pinball...
3. Slide Whistle
4. ID Card
5. Sparkly Sonic Vampire
6. Wall Walking
7. Fire Temple
8. Tails' Story
9. Egg Carrier
10. Spin To Win
11. Angel Island Lite
12. Searching For Emerald Bits
13. Knuckles' Finish
14. Play At Amy's
15. It's Over
16. Gamma Gamma Gamma
17. Liberation!
18. Big Dumbass
19. Big the Commentator
20. Finale

Bonus 1: Chao Garden

## Trivia

* George has stated a number of times that he hates this game. This is strictly untrue, as he hates **most** of the game.
* George has also stated that he likes the Big the Cat portion of the game.
* This was the first series to incorporate the second style of thumbnails, which is still being used today.
Kirby's Dream Course

Kirby's Dream Course is the first Game Blast played on George Beamish's channel. George played through the first course and second course of the single player campaign. It was also the 30th series on George's channel with Shaun1e Productions, where they played through the 2 player maps.

## Episodes

### 2-Player

1. Whispy Woods
2. Mr. Shine
3. Mr. Bright
4. Thunderbolt and Lightening...

## Trivia

* George's thumbnail for this is scary. Thank god he doesn't use his face on all the thumbnails now...
Sonic CD

Sonic CD is the twelfth series on George Beamish's channel. The version played was the Christian Whitehead remake. This was a collaboration project with Shaun1e Productions.

## Episodes

1. Good Futures
2. Obligatory Water Level
3. Finale

## Trivia

* Shaun didn't find the game too fun.
* This is also the shortest completed series on the channel at the moment, tied with Sonic the Hedgehog 4 Episode 1 (not including the bonus video)
	+ This does not include Duck Game, as various games of this will be played throughout the channel. There is in fact a second full recording of this lined up, as a trio of recordings.
* This game was completed with the Bad Future. This is because George doesn't know the locations of all the Metal Sonic capsules, all the robotosizers and finds the special stages very difficult.
Will You Press The Button?

Will You Press The Button is a website featured in the 96th Game Blast on George Beamish's channel. This was a collaborative project with SusanC\_Gaming.

The reason for the episode being called "Cancer Edition" is that George went through the unfiltered questions, sometimes leading to stupid questions, other times leading to Spanish questions.

## Trivia

* Despite recording with Susan in the past, this is the first video George did with Susan to appear on his channel.
* This is the first time since SpeedRunners (Game Blast 7) that a thumbnail hasn't included any of the gameplay in it (mainly because the website doesn't have any gameplay)
CliffHorse

Cliffhorse is the tenth Game Blast played on George Beamish's channel. This was produced under the Fools Blast name, as the date of the upload was April 1st.

## Trivia

* The reason behind the blue thumbnail, despite this being a Game Blast, was to fool people into thinking this was going to be an entire Let's Play series.
* This is possibly one of George's shortest videos with gameplay, at 4:04. This has yet to be confirmed. \*goes to check\* Second shortest. This is the shortest video with commentary. You Have To Fertilise The Egg beat Cliffhorse.
Pokémon Crystal

Pokémon Crystal was the 18th series on George Beamish's channel, and is a collaborative project with Jackie Savill. This was done using the rules from the Last Airbender challenge, under the Fire Nation's rules.

It returned as Pokémon Vietnamese Crystal for George's 40th series, being livestreamed on his twitch channel. This version of the game as very broken english, as it was translated from Japanese to Chinese to Vietnamese to English. This was done as a collaborative project with Hydroheat123 and has featured SusanC\_Gaming as a co-commentator and sharer of memes.

## Episodes

### Pokémon Avatar Crystal (Randomized)

1. Everything Changed...
2. ...When the Fire Nation Attacked
3. Lazy Dudley
4. Ranger Florentino
5. Onion Cave
6. Ohai Ozai
7. Kwaa!
8. And She Cries!
9. How You Doin'?
10. Legends Unleashed
11. Sozin Joins
12. Medicinal Reinforcements
13. Jaden Smith
14. Rake of Lage
15. Manager Joey
16. Rocket Radio FM
17. Salt
18. Victory Road
19. Elite Four
20. Finale

## Trivia

* Sorry, uploading this is taking a while, I still love you all <3 ~George
Pokémon Showdown

Pokémon Showdown was featured as the 63rd Game Blast. This was a battle against TheseusGaming, and used the Generation 6 OverUsed Tier rules from August 2015.

## Teams Used

### OU Battle 1

#### George's Team

* Absol (Holding Absolite)
* Scizor
* Chansey
* Gliscor
* Rotom-Heat
* Keldeo

#### Gareth's Team

* Excadrill
* Florges
* Gengar
* Breloom
* Skarmory
* Tyranitar (Holding Tyranitarite)

## Trivia

* Pokémon Showdown may feature in later Game Blasts, for themed battles or further tiered battle.
* The idea originally came from Gareth, who used the video on his channel for VS Fridays.
Undertale

Undertale is the 37th series on George Beamish's channel, and was played for October, as shown by the icon being slightly different. It was continued in November with the Genocide Playthrough.

## Episodes

### Pacifist/Neutral

1. Wowie, Zowie, Flowey
2. Toriel
3. The Great Papyrus
4. I've Seen Enough Hentai...
5. Echo Flowers
6. Mettaton
7. Alphys' Contraptions
8. Muffet's Turf(et)
9. Finale

* Bonus: Pacifist Ending
* Bonus: Hard Mode

### Genocide

1. I Feel Awful
2. Oh, God...
3. Quiet Water
4. Undyne the Undying
5. Darkness Looms
6. Feels
7. Finale Finale

## Trivia

* There was an unused recording of George playing through the demo. This video was never uploaded due to the full game coming out about a month later.
* George had never planned to make a genocide playthrough, but felt that if someone didn't want to play through the game in genocide mode, they could watch his.
* During the month of October, George set his Twitter picture to be Flowey. He also made reference to Flowey at the end of his Top 10 Creepiest songs list, by saying "In this world, it's kill or be killed."
* For episode 10 of Undertale, George went back to all of the characters to speak to them. Every single one. This was of course done off-screen.
* During episode 17 (Genocide part 6) of Undertale, George cried. This was the first time he'd ever done this on recording.
Wheel of Fortune (Nintendo 64)

Wheel of Fortune for the Nintendo 64 was featured at the 92nd and 94th Game Blasts on George Beamish's channel. They both were collaboration projects with Shaun1e Productions.

## Trivia

* On the episode "Wheel of Shaun's Misfortune" an answer generated a shocked response from them both, as they both lived very close to the place in the answer.