Inanimate Havoc 1: D.E.S.E.R.T. Your Friends!

**Inanimate Havoc 1:** That's...Insane!

## The Beginnings Of Something Mediocre

*Blueprint is seen intently typing on a computer. Colored Pencil sneaks up behind her.*

**Colored Pencil:** What are you doing?

**Blueprint:** I'm *calculating*! Something big is gonna come soon!

**Colored Pencil:** How big?

**Blueprint:** [dramatic zoom-in] **Big.**

**Colored Pencil:** Woah...

*Suddenly, the sky becomes cloudy, and dark. Lightning strikes random places, and someone flies out from from the clouds. It's, it's-*

**Photograph of Huge:** Hey guys, I-

**Blueprint:** UGGHHHHHH. Go away, now.

**Photograph of Huge:** Fine.

*Vortexy flies in from the clouds as well, blasting Photograph of Huge away.*

**Photograph of Huge:** WOAH!

**Vortexy:** Hey guys! My name is Vortexy, and I'm hosting an object show!

**Blueprint:** Meh, it's better than nothing.

**...**

**Vortexy:** So uh...how many of there are you guys?

**Blueprint:** 21, including Photograph of Huge, who you just killed.

**Vortexy:** I can take care of that.

*Vortexy pulls out a machine and presses a button, and Photograph of Huge comes out.*

**Photograph of Huge:** I LIVE!

**Vortexy:** Step two!

*Vortexy snaps his fingers, bringing the other 18 contestants over to him.*

**Green Top Hat:** Huh?! Where am I?!

**Colored Pencil:** WHat's the next step?

*All the grass in the area turns into desert.*

**Photograph of HUGE:** Y-OW, OW-HOW- HOW! The ground is so hot!

**Vortexy:** I know! Now this place is a wasteland!

**Phospine:** Why is that a good thing?

**Vortexy:** Now you guys have to follow me! But first-

*Vortexy pulls out a confessional room.*

**Vortexy:** Introduce yourselves!

## Say Hello!

*Cut to inside a confessional, where everyone introduces themselves.*

**Baby Blanket:** My name is Baby Blanket, and people treat me as immature even though I'm probably the only character here who graduated from college.

**Blueprint:** NOT TRUE! I graduated from college! I'm Blueprint, you already know about me.

**Chalkboard:** ...

**Colored Pencil:** Hiya! I'm Colored Pencil, and I *love* making friends! And gore-

**Eyeball:** Listen, I'm Eyeball, and I'm just here to win. No friends or whatever.

**Globy:** I'm...Globy, and I can fl. That's probably my best quality...

**Green Top Hat:** I'm Green Top Hat, and I'm a business major! Yeah...

**Huge:** I'm Huge, and everyone always thinks I'm mad. Also, I'm from a TV Show no one n=knows about...

**Money:** I'm money, but my name is obscure. In fact, I am a stash of money.

**Mop:** I'm Mop, and I'm that stereotypical character with OCD.

**Mysty:** My name is Mysty!...yeah. I used to be "Lychee", but I changed my name ever since I left the moon.

**Phosphine:** I'm Phosphine, the other contestant who can fly, but people don't like me because I smell bad.

**Photograph of Huge:** My name Photograph of Huge, and no one really likes me because I'm just a photograph of someone else.

**Ruler:** My name is Ruler, I'm the ruler of everything! No, I'm not kidding.

**Sugar Cookie:** I'm Sugar Cookie! I am friendly-ish.

**The Fourth Closet:** I'm The Fourth Closet! A classic novel. Yeah, classic, reminds me of when...

**Water Bottle:** I'm Water Bottle, also here to win. The idiot Eyeball took my line from me.

! A classic