Turnabout Trump Two - Transcript

Turnabout Trump 2

mvdy:

...
 remember11

Apollo:

My name is Apollo Justice.
 The most important thing to know about me is that my friend is called Clay Terran.
 My dad is also from Khura'in or something. I also like eyepatches and space.
 Today I am defending god in the murder of pichuis.
 Whoo boy this sure will be a tough case

clem:

among drip

Apollo:

:preview:
 (This is my co counsel Clementine1007. God of comedy)
 He sure was a funny guy but idk when the trial will start

Bailiff:

Okay it's time
 You can go to hell

Apollo:

okay

Hell
10 AM

Atmey:

Hey I'm the judge
 Thoughts on women?

clem:

tomboy gf
 Ideal world

D4nk:

I kin mikan no joke
 Anyway let's start the trial
 Mr. mvdy killed pichuis at the parking lot outside of subway last night.

Apollo:

I've always hated Subway

clem:

You hate subway?
 Bro
 You made the sandwich

Apollo:

Wow, he beat me
 He sure is talented

D4nk:

He was spotted next to the corpse by SGB
 He's our witness now

Atmey:

Sounds like a pretty based crime ngl
 Gonna go to an ad break now

SGB:

...

witness testimony
SGB:

I saw mvdy next to the corpse

There was no one else around

It was pretty rainy

Then the police arrested him right there

D4nk:

okay let's find him guilty now

Apollo:

no

cross examination
SGB:

I saw mvdy next to the corpse

SGB:

There was no one else around

SGB:

It was pretty rainy

SGB:

Then the police arrested him right there.

Apollo:

Are you sure mvdy never left?

SGB:

I got there as soon as the gun shot was heard.

Apollo:

If mvdy never left the crime scene, and shot pichuis...
 Then where'd the gun go?

SGB:

...

Apollo:

He's gone

There was a certain item found at the crime scene
 A used bucket of oil
 Do you remember the conditions of the crime scene?

Apollo:

It was in front of a subway?

D4nk:

It was raining

clem:

Oil floats on water

1. Wait for it to rain(atached image)

2. Shoot pichuis

3. Cover the gun in oil

4. fly

D4nk:

We did actually find an oil drenched gun a few streets down
 mvdy propbably just threw it and let the rain carry it away

Bucket of oil added in evidence

Oil covered gun added in evidence

RGB:

I remember everything
 mvdy committed the worst crime of all

witness testimony
RGB:

I saw mvdy pat pichuis's on the head

He just rubbed his hand all over

Horrifying experience

RGB:

filler dialogue

cross examination
SGB:

I saw mvdy pat pichuis on the head

SGB:

He just rubbed his hand all over

SGB:

Horryfying experience

Apollo:

He was searching for something

D4nk:

Specifically, he was searching for a copy of Chicken Shoot Gold that pichuis had stolen from him.
 His motive was to recover it.
 Unfortunately, all he had on him was a copy of JFA
 You can see what he was searching in this image

Crime Photo added to the court record

SGB:

Okay maybe he isn't as evil as I thought
 But

witness testimony
SGB:

mvdy still shot pichuis

the gunshot was the murder method

clem:

vehicular manslaughter

cross examination
SGB:

mvdy still shot pichuis

SGB:

the gunshot was the murder weapon

Apollo:

Actually if you look at this picture I didn't let you see there's no blood from the gunshot wounds
 Meaning he was dead for a long time before

SGB:

Oh

D4nk:

Yeah he actually died from a heart attack if you check this new updated autopsy
 I'll call the next witness to explain why

Atmey:

k

To be continued

Apollo:

Okay so could you tell me what actually happened?

mvdy:

...
 Ever17: The Out of Infinity

clem:

Top 10 video games

Bailiff:

Okay you can go back to hell now

Hell
10 AM

Atmey:

k let's continue

Rei:

Jean Greyerl

witness testimony
Rei:

im on a gc with pichuis, mvdy and stealphie

i bought them all discord nitro because im rich

mvdy probably posted something so atrocious it just killed pichuis. No idea what tho

anyway do you guys game

clem:

yeah I game

D4nk:

I dont....(dotsreference neil breen)

cross examination
Rei:

im on a gc with pichuis mvdy and stealphie

Rei:

i bought them all discord nitro because im rich

Rei:

mvdy probably posted something so atrocious it just killed Pichuis. No idea what tho

Rei:

anyway do you guys game?

Apollo:

(Do I game...?)

Apollo:

Yeah, I game.
 What video games do you like?

Rei:

Huge VS and Chicken Shoot Gold fan.

Apollo:

Oh? Chicken Shoot Gold? Wasn't that mvdy's motive?

Rei:

Well, I actually lent the game to mvdy.

Chicken Shoot Gold added to the court record

Atmey:

transitionary text

witness testimony
Rei:

love chicken shoot gold

goty

i leant it to mvdy

then it was supoosed to go to stealphie

clem:

LOVE chicken shoot gold
 High score:21

Rei:

love chicken shoot gold

Rei:

goty

Rei:

i leant it to mvdy

Rei:

then it was supposed to go to stealphie

Atmey:

ok

To be continued

Hell
10 AM

Atmey:

ok he's here now

mvdy:

I will now speak in full sentences.

witness testimony
mvdy:

I was buying a sandwich at subway.

When i heard metal falling.

I found someone dead there.

It was pichuis.

clem:

You like subway?

Bro

You made the sandwich

cross-examination
mvdy:

I was buying a sandwich at subway.

mvdy:

When I heard metal falling.

mvdy:

I found someone dead there

mvdy:

It was pichuis.

Apollo:

Are you sure?
 If that was pichuis...
 Then where is Chicken Shoot Gold?

mvdy:

...

Apollo:

Answer the question, God!
 Or do you admit pichuis is alive?

mvdy:

Is that all?
 Lack of a game does not a survivor make
 I demand more proof of your brash assertions.
 Or, like you said, do you admit they're false?

witness testimony
mvdy:

pichuis died of a heart attack outside Subway.

His corpse was shot by an unknown assailant.

There is nothing out of the ordinary.

Your claim is lacking in any evidence. As such, it can be labelled as baseless and ignored.

clem:

bro this is so tense it reminds me of Xenoblade Chronicles which is a game I enjoy

cross-examination
mvdy:

pichuis died of a heart attack outside Subway.

mvdy:

His corpse was shot by an unknown assaillant.

mvdy:

There is nothing out of the ordinary.

mvdy:

Your claim is lacking in any evidence. As such it can be considered as baseless and ignored.

Apollo:

...
 The person known as Stealphie is dead.
 Prosecutor D4nk said they were missing earlier.
 That was because they've been dead since the start.
 Notice the copy of JFA and what Stealphie will never shut up about

mvdy:

What absurd conjecture....

Apollo:

There's no use hiding it now, mvdy.
 Of the people who knew pichuis, only you saw the body.
 You must have known it was Stealphie!

mvdy:

...
 This...
 Is...
 Completely...
 ABSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
 UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURD

...

mvdy:

Fine then.
 I confess.
 pichuis is alive.
 He's masquerading as a bailiff.
 I was simply protecting him because he was the one who,d called us to the crime scene.
 And so I thought he was guilty.

Apollo:

No further comment your honour.

Atmey:

Okay good you can put him in jail for perjury now bye

D4nk:

What a very sad motivation

sad

Like my life as a Mikan kinnie

Atmey:

Oh yeah also pichuis testimony next, bye

To be continued

Apollo:

Okay so pichuis is guilty right?

mvdy:

Never7: The End of Infinity

Atmey:

The bailiff is on the stand so just like... You can go in now.

Hell
10 AM

Atmey:

I have no story purpose

pichuis:

Nagito Komaeda

witness testimony
pichuis:

i did invite the chat

but i didnt go

if i had gone sgb would have seen me

so let's stop talking about this and instead discuss Apollo Justice Ace Attorney

clem:

SHIT game
 Play Xenoblade Chronicles

pichuis:

i did invite the chat

pichuis:

but i didnt go

pichuis:

if i had gone sgb would have seen me

pichuis:

so lets stop talking about this and instead discuss Apollo Justice Atttorney

Apollo:

There was an easy way to hide that night.
 By flying!
 It was raining that night, and you had a bucket of oil!
 All you had to do was cover yourself in it and fly away!

pichuis:

ah, but there's no proof
 maybe i flew up into the sky and shot stealphie 50 times
 maybe i didnt

Apollo:

Oh I can prove it
 The proof that you covered yourself in oil, flew, and shot Stealphie is...

Apollo:

The oil covered gun!
 There's your proof!
 You were flying up in the sky when you shot Stealphie 50 times!

D4nk:

Please stop winning its hurting my feelings
 As a mikan kinnie i have never succeeded at anything
 So this really hurts my feelings
 Gonna leave the entire courtroom now
 Because I'm sad
 Like my entire life

clem:

Shut up

D4nk:

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

clem:

okay he's gone

pichuis:

pls be kind my breakdown is really underwhelming now

clem:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/663058226782142464/780423139813097503/iuefhgurfihgf.mp4
 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/663058226782142464/780422558192369714/no.mp4
 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/663058226782142464/780421817461506058/they.mp4
 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/663058226782142464/780415767321116672/video4732.mp4
 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/663058226782142464/780428627329810432/video\_6.mp4

pichuis:

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 Who wants to discuss Nagito Komaeda
 i just wanted to save the world.
 from that threat
 the one they call...
 smirkhuman.
 every time I see it sends me into a boiling rage
 and yet, in the four of us with nitro, one of us kept posting that accursed emote
 and so, i called them all out to that subway parking lot
 but when i arrived, Stealphie had died from a heart attack, probably from seeing smrikhuman
 i decided to fetch a bucket of oil, and execute my plan to frame the vile criminal who would use smirkhuman
 so i gave stealphie a costume of me, and i tossed that bucket to make a noise that would make this killer come
 and i framed whoever came for my murder, not knowing it would be mvdy
 i guess its too late for me now
 im sorry mvdy

Apollo:

NTA they posted smirkhuman
 So you won't go to jail

mvdy:

...
 humanity is truly beautiful... Don't you think?
 friendships and misunderstandings
 that is the base of humans
 or, as one could put it
 infinity cure

Atmey:

Okay please put someone in jail now this is taking too long

Apollo:

Okay the killer has to be...

Apollo:

It was Rei.

Rei:

dont be stuypid

witness testimony
Rei:

yeah, i was on the gc, but i would never post smirkhuman

im not a psycho

mvdy might post it tho

Rei:

yeah, i was in the gc, but i would never post smirkhuman

Rei:

im not a psycho

Rei:

mvdy might post it tho

Apollo:

Shut up
 everyone already saw you saying it in your testimony
 just finish this

Rei: Jean Greyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerl

Atmey:

Okay well that's done.

mvdy:

and so you've done it
 you've freed me.
 and allowed me to explore
 Infinity.

clem:

I am officially the inventor of comedy

SGB:

Play the Outer Wilds
 And Obra Din

pichuis:

thank you Apollo Justice Ace Attorney
 you ended the threat of smirkhuman
 youre truly the greatest video game

D4nk:

Thank you for all you've taught me
 I have ascended to a higher plane of existence
 I no longer kin Mikan
 I'm a Hiyoko kinnie now

Rei:

goin to jail rn
 but I just wanted to say, i didnt post smirkhuman
 at least not when stealphie died

clem:

anyway wanna go get subway?

Apollo:

I don't care about subway

clem:

you don't care about subway?
 bro

UserMCSkull:

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