Elder 'Creepy' Kai (Dragonball Xenoverse)

Kai

Old Fuck

Cornelius Cudgeworth Kai

Time Patrol Adviser

Pervert

Human Trafficker (accused)

Zen-Oh (superior)

Gowasu (rival)

Aegon (brother)

Cult of the Un-God

Old Man Pervert Network

Time Breaker Conflict

Zero Mortal Plan

All-Time Tournament

Goma Crisis

Unlimited POWER

Gowasu

> "*Now fuck off, Eastenders is about to start...*"
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## Summary

Elder "Creepy" Kai is a regular character in *Dragonball Xenoverse,* redubbed and voiced by MayRey to give him an, only *slightly* more over-the-top version of the character.

Initially appearing in a one-off training episode in *Xenoverse 1*, offering to train Tony in the ways of unlocking his ultimate potential (in exchange for kidnapping of women) he returned unexpectedly in *Xenoverse 2* as a constant fixture within the Time Patrol as the ambitious and machiavellian right-hand man to the Supreme Kai of Time.

Though already voiced in-game, he is one of the only pre-established characters to be entirely redubbed and rewritten for the series.

## Personality

> "*Don't you worry about Human Resources: there's always more meat for the grinder..."*
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Elder Kai of the RSG universe is not entirely removed from the one of the original *Dragonball Z*: a senile old man, with some mild perversions.

   In *Xenoverse* though, his personality was ramped up to being a human trafficker, possible rapist, and death cultist, though always under the vineer of being a *Weather's Originals* sucking harmless old man.

Though the more extreme aspects of his persona were dialed back some for *Xenoverse 2*, his thinly veiled hostility attitude towards anyone seen as beneath him is on full display: regularly talking down to Max Stone, whom he regards as little more than muscle to be thrown into danger; or caving Iced's head in with a cinder block without a second thought when someone was required to fight a villain from Hell.

> *"Stop that right now. You'll make him think he's people!"*
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His contempt for Max and the rest of "*the help*" is also on show every time he joyfully sends them off against high level enemies.

   His policy on Worker Rights is another point of friction between him and the patrol; regularly quashing any talk of Unionization; threatening dissenters with prison; pushing for "workforce automation" by transforming Patrollers into autonomous drones with the help of Dr. Gero; and though he does give Max Stone a day off - only after having most of his insides liquefied by an Android-Bug-Monster - he explains that this was only to avoid a lawsuit, in the event Max "*died on-duty*", and laughed in his face when he hasked if he would still get paid:

> "*Whady'a think this is? A bloody charity?!"*
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An additional disturbing side to his persona is an ever increasing level of power and authority he has accumulated for himself through his time within the Time Patrol inner circle.

While still officially subservient to both the Supreme Kai and the Kai of Time - serving as an advisor to both positions - he appears to some to have overstepped his advisory role to both, leveraging his seniority over both Shin and Chronoa. This has become a cause for concern, and has been noted by both members of the Time patrol, and the of the Divine Hierarchy, including Carenda, and most importantly Tokitoki, who has seen and heard more than any being alive yet is misunderstood by any he would attempt to warn.

> "*Just accept the presumptive nominee! We can't afford division at a time like this: that's what "Russia" wants!*"
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At some point during the run up to the 1st Multiversal All-Time Tournament, the Kai of Time Chronoa appeared to step back from being the

   representative of their Universe, becoming all but unseen by the Tournament's end. In her place, Creepy Kai filled the vaccum, and has since referred to himself as The Kai of Time in conversation with Tony, Iced and Max.

At the same time, following the death of Beerus and demise of the Supreme Kai, he attempted to appoint himself Supreme Kai (Kaioshin) as "*the highest ranking Kai in the seventh*", suggesting he would assume the role and responsibilities "*alongside* [his] *duties as Kai of Time*" though protests from Tony denied him this extra grab for power.

> "*Did you ever hear the Tale of the Omni Kings... I thought not, it's not a story the Time Patrol would tell you... it's a Kai Legend.*"
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Besides his temper, misogyny, and authoritarianism, Creepy Kai has also suggested an agenda beyond simple acquisition of power and prestige: having revealed himself to be one of the only beings alive to be aware of the ancient and forbidden teachings of the Cult of the Un-God, although no further evidence of Goma sympathizer leanings has been found.

## Biography

### **Pre-Xenoverse**

#### Youth and Imprisonment

Elder Kai, born *Cornelius Cudgeworth Kai* and at this time not so "Elder", was created from a golden fruit of the World Core Kaiju tree over 75 Million Years ago, alongside his brother *Aegon* (nicknamed *Egg*).

Given his birth status, he was expected to fill the rank of a Supreme Kai. However, when the position of Supreme Kai of Universe 10 opened up it was his childhood rival, Gowasu, who gained the assignment: while Cornelius was given the role of *East* Supreme Kai of Universe 7, to be left under the tutelage of the then Grand Supreme Kai.

(**note**: the system of sub-dividing the role of Supreme Kai between four quadrants, similar to the lesser North, South, East and West Kais, appears to have been specific to Universe 7, and ended with the first Majin Buu crisis and the ascension of Shin I to the rank of *Grand* Supreme Kai, now simply *Supreme Kai*)

    From the Sacred World of the Kais, he would observe his Eastern quadrant of the Universe, seeing life and reality as it was: an endless scramble to the top of the dung heap - recognizing that for all it's majesty, the Divine Hierarchy was little different.

One day while reading comic books he was approached by a witch who, with the promise of power, tricked him into permanently fusing with her via the use of Potara earings: leaving Cornelius scarred and deformed. Nevertheless, his resolve had never been stronger.

Sometime during his reign as East Supreme Kai he would uncover hidden truths about the Omniverse, regarding the lost Omni of Continuity, and the Grand Schism which had occurred eons before he or any other living Kai existed.

As East Supreme Kai, he had at least three visits with the residing Omni King, Zen-Oh: and had a number of meetings, as well as disagreements, with the God of Destruction Beerus. One of these meetings resulted in a disagreement. Though the specifics of the argument are unknown, it prompted Beerus to seal Cornelius within a sword: later known as the Z-Sword.

His brother *Egg* would go on to become a Kai of Universe 6, but the two would never see each other again, with Egg passing peacefully from old age, only 30 years before Cornelius' eventual release.

#### The Majin Buu Crisis

Millenia later, the current Supreme Kai, Shin I, was dealing with the return of Majin Buu - the being responsible for killing the previous Grand Supreme Kai and quadrant Supreme Kais millions of years prior.

During this crisis, Shin had brought the Half-Saiyan, Gohan, to the *Sacred World of the Kais* for training. During training with the Z-Sword, Gohan accidentally broke it in half, releasing Elder Kai. The horrifying sight of this monstrosity prompted Goku to attack, but the Kai explained who he was and that his "*terrifying power*" was not in fighitng, but in the ~~dark side of the force~~ mystic arts.

Elder Kai offered Gohan special training, but at a cost. A Blood-Pact was signed, in which Elder Kai would *receive* the Human Woman, Bulma, and in exchange he performed the days-long ritual of dancing around a motionless Gohan, while singing various memes.

Eventually, Gohan's power would be elevated - his potential unlocked - and he went out to fight and ultimately lose against Buu...

#### Returning to Prominence

With the Supreme Kai youthful and inexperienced (having only assumed the rank of Kaioshin following the deaths of the other Kais), and having accidentally fused with his aide, Kabito, Elder Kai would become something of an advisor and mentor to Shin over the coming decades.

Elder Kai would attend functions such as the Tournament of Destroyers as a figure effectively equal to that of Supreme Kai, and having been technically removed from office before his term had officially expired - and given Shin's self-appointment to the role of Kaioshin during a time of crisis - Elder Kai's very presence would seem to undermine Shin's authority as Supreme Kai: a fact Elder Kai knew well.

After a long period of apparent peace and prosperity for Universe 7, the Kai determined that - for now - no further powers could be gleamed from his role as merely *advisor* to the Kaioshin. As such he began to investigate new avenues, and crises to exploit.

### **Dragonball Xenoverse**

#### Training Tony Cold

    Kai knew of the Kai of Time from as far back as his early days as East Supreme Kai. She was his younger, only by a thousand years or so, but the two had never interacted before: given her fairly insular and intangible role as *guardian of time,* and location in a dimension at the edge of the Mortal Universe. Nevertheless, the recent formation and successes of Chronoa's Time Patrol caught his attention, and he ventured to find their realm of TokiToki City.

The City had already become a Hub of inter-dimensional and inter-timespace travel, and so the Old Kai was able to blend into the crowded streets with ease, not yet revealing his presence to the Kai of Time. Soon enough he stumbled across Chronoa's famed patroller, Tony Cold, a Frost Demon who had saved Universe 7 from total annihilation from the Demon God.

Spying on Tony long enough to discover he was currently out-of-work and looking to enter a Martial Arts Tournament for the prize money, Kai introduced himself, sneaking up on Tony from behind before convincing him that - no mere creepy old man - he was a creepy old man with *mystic powers* capable of unlocking his true potential.

Intruiged, Tony agreed to his demands: which began with bringing him "*a couple of young gals*". When Tony demanded to knoww what he wanted these women for, Kai refused to explain. Even so, Tony went along with it for now, shoving any ideas that this was all part of some horrific human trafficking ring to the back of his mind.

After a series battles against a randomly selected Time Patrollers from across the Universe: including the then newly recruited Loadman2 and "*some Grognak the Barbarian looking bloke*", Tony was finally tasked by the Kai with "*defeating himself*": with the Kai initially instructing him to kill himself, before realising he'd read the instruction book wrong, and so instead set him up with a battle against his own Ego.

Upon completion of these tests, the now dubbed by Tony *Creepy* Kai would performed the Dark Ritual for him.

#### The Ritual and Tournament

Creepy Kai began his dance around Tony, ultimately going on for "*an unfathomable length of time*". Once again, ancient tomes were chanted, including "*Welcome to the House of fun*" and John Cena's themesong - all with Tony instructed to remain perfectly still.

Several bystanders were encouraged to observe the ritual: but were unknowingly expected to be used as blood-sacrifices, with many of them - including Iced's local bartender, Moldy - being drowned in the lake, one by one.

    By the 189th hour of the ritual, Kai has resigned himself to reading "*Fifty Shades*" with Tony - having been silent for far too long - speaking up only to ask if it was bloody over yet, to which Kai scolded him for "*not having any patience"* before telling him there was only one more minute left to wait.

After waiting several moments Tony stood up, only to be told he's gotten up too soon, and that they'd have to start *all over again*.

189 hours and 1 minute later, Tony continued to remain seated, this time waiting for Kai's permission to move. After several minutes he lost patience and got up, prompting the Kai to ask if he was going to "*the bathroom or something*":

> "*Go ahead, you've been done for a while now. Why didn't I tell you? It's your fault for not asking me..."*
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Cornelius very nearly met his end that day. Unfortunately, Tony's restraint was enough to let him live.

Creepy Kai would observe Tony's performance during the tournament - curious to see the fruits of his labour. Before Tony's battle against the Red Ribbon Army Android 61, he spoke directly to Tony's mind saying in a ghostly manner:

> "*ToOoOny... ...Don't fuck up! Oh and can you pick us up a packet of Chewits?"*
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When the Frieza of Tony's timeline launched a surprise attack against Earth and the Tournament Arena - seeking revenge against Tony whom he'd followed through to this timeline using the Namekian Dragon Balls - Tony used his newly *unlocked potential "God" form* to battle Frieza's powerful Golden Form.

Creepy Kai, observing Frieza's transformation with Shin (still fused with Kabito) from the Sacred World of the Kais, simply said: "*well shit"*, before once attempting to speak to Tony's mind directly.

As the battle reached it's climax, Kai urged Tony not to wait for Frieza's power to drain, as his own power was vulnerable to the same weakness. The Kai's words fell on deaf ears however, as Tony listened instead to his Ego, having made amends since their battle during the Kai's trials.

### **Dragonball Xenoverse 2**

#### Advisor to the Kai of Time

> *"Stop that right now! You'll make him think he's people!"*
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Apparently deciding that Chronoa's Time Patrol was a far more lucrative position than simply advising the Supreme Kai, Creepy Kai returned to TokiToki City sometime after Tony's departure from the expanding Patrol, and took up a role in it's central administration, *ostensibly* to lend a helping hand to the increasingly overworked Chronoa. When the Patrol relocated to Conton City, he went with it, and ended up at the center of the restructuring of the organisation.

    With Creepy Kai's on-staff, Chronoa was able to return more so to her traditional duties as caretaker of TokiToki, and overseer of Universe 7's time-space, while Kai began to fill more of a Human Resources role, directly managing Patrols and Unit Deployments, at the Kai of Time's discretion.

Max Stone, last surviving member of The Clean-Up Squad (in many ways the precursor to the *new* Time Patrol), was recommended by new Head Patroller Iced for advancement to a full Time Patroller status. While Chronoa agreed, Creepy Kai was opposed, though overruled. On Max's very first deployment, pitting him against the Saiyan warrior Raditz on Earth, Creepy Kai had to admit to Max's fighting competence, though criticized his embarrassing entrance: saying "*next time go for more Stone Cold Steve Austin, less Shockmaster.*"

#### Time Breaker Conflict

Creepy Kai would help lead the Time Patrol through the Time Breaker Conflict alongside the Kai of Time. While he organised the counter-patrols to make of Towa and Mira's incursions against the time line, he was known not only for treating his Patrollers as overly disposable:

> "*You need to make sure they [Gohan and Krillin] can escape! Not you though... you're disposable.*"
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but many of the conflicts greatest disasters and near-catastrophes have been laid directly at his feet.

    Though the Kai has been left unaccountable, these errors have included: deploying an under trained Max against Frieza, ignoring the Patroller's protestations and calls for increased worker rights; deploying an under trained Max against Cell, leading to his near death and accidental breaking of the timeline; overlooking the fact Tony had been left stranded on the far side of a portal during the Cell games, leading to his capture and indoctrination; leaving the entire Time Nest security system behind an easily hacked password; killing Iced with a cinder block in order to send him to Hell to fight Janemba, then deciding to get a pair of slippers rather than wish him back to life; and uncountable other incidents of willful negligence.

At the news that the Time Bird TokiToki had laid a new egg - containing the time-energy equivalent of a new Universe - he both expressed manic enthusiasm at the power this egg contained, and the potential new timelines it could create (despite creation of timelines running contrary to the Patrol's prime directive) while also harboring secret desires to make it into an omelette.

At the conclusion of the conflict, he remained firmly in a position of power within the Time Patrol Central Command, in spite of these obvious failings and character defects.

Not long after the conflict, residual time anomalies effected the Universe 6 vs Universe 7 *Tournament of Destroyers,* prompting the Time Patrol's involvement. Following the mission, Chronoa expressed interest in emulating the tournament with one featuring combatants from across space and time, but Creepy Kai scolded her for the chaos this would unleash on the Multiverse: one of the few instances of agreement between the Kai and (not this guy) of the Patrollers.

#### Universe 10 Succession Crisis

During the course of the previous conflict Trunks abandoned the Patrol, fleeing to his original timeline in hopes of changing his own history and living our in a new world of his own creation.

    Upon discovering this, Creepy Kai, Max Stone, and Chronoa discussed the revelation, with Max condemning Trunk's betrayal of the Time Patrol's prime directive. In spite of this, Chronoa opted to turn a blind eye, while Creepy Kai simply asked "*What's the worst that could happen*", saying that it's "*only Trunks*".

Some time later, new time anomalies began to emerge around Trunks' timeline, with a new enemy - Goku Black - killing Trunks and destroying his idyllic future. Despite this deserved ironic fate, the Patrol was deployed to save Trunks, and prevent the emerging conflict from escalating beyond it's destined limits.

With some embarasment, Creepy Kai explained that "Goku Black" was in fact a fellow Kai, Zamasu, of Universe 10, who was on a crusade to rid the Multiverse of mortal life through the use of Goku body, with it's incredible power and potential.

Creepy Kai defensively explained that Zamasu had nothing to do with him (rather his long time enemy Gowasu, who had selected Zamasu as his successor, only to be murdered by him) but even so was forced to do the unthinkable and *beg* to a less-than-charitable Tony and Iced for them to fix this problem, which by rights should be considered a *Kai* issue.

During the course of the battle, Zamasu recognised that it was Time Patrollers who were interveening in his plans, and threatened Creepy Kai and Chronoa directly that he would come for them next. Hearing this, Creepy Kai went into a panic, screaming that "*it was all her! I don't like mortals either! Get me the FUCK OUTTA HERE!*"

    After Zamasu's "defeat", the disembodied spirit of the Deity came to the Time Nest itself. Revealing himself before the Kais, Creepy Kai collapsed to the floor, telling Zamasu to "*take them*" instead.

Fortunately, with Chronoa's quick thinking, Max's help, and Zen-Oh's ultimate power, Zamasu was erased completely: leaving Creepy Kai dazed, confused, and believing for a moment that he was young again, and that it had all been nothing but a *dream of becoming old*.

#### The All-Time Tournament

While he argued against Chronoa's plans for a Tournament hosting individuals from across space and time, her insistance and eventual invitation to her sister from Universe 6, Carenda, ultimately forced the issue.

Creepy Kai sat in on the negotiations for the tournament, and eventually passed down the announcement and rules to the Time Patrollers: leaving it to them to build a team.

Chronoa would drop back from being directly involved, which left Creepy Kai free to manage the team and organise the venue. Having been a notorious proponent for austerity across the Patrol, they picked up a second hand slightly-used Tournament arena from Beerus and Champa on the *Planet With No Name,* between Universes 6 and 7.

While most Kais of Time attended the tournament in order to represent their respective teams, Creepy Kai became the representative for Universe 7 - in Chronoa's absence (though as it turns out he was never really there, and just created pre-recorded messages for all his dialogue through the PA announcement system).

On the eve of the first day of contest, he would attend a "*Kais of Time only*" meeting, alongside Chronoa, at the Time Nest: though would end up speaking most for Universe 7 despite his very involvement in the meeting being questioned by Carenda.

With the news that Zen-Oh had learned of the contest, and intended on viewing the Finale, Creepy Kai appeared shocked, though blamed Mark, Zorlon, and the GTV film crew for their broadcasting of the event on "*bloody GodTube!*", before further damning Gowasu when told they were only there at his request, him being an avid sports fan and all, but not able to attend himself.

> "*Damn you GOWASUUUU!*" - Creepy Kai
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> "*Ha ha ha... oh, I hate that guy...*" - Gowasu, watching on *GodTube*
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With the imminent arrival of Zen-Oh, Creepy Kai (along with Carenda and Universe 11's Mirai) announced to the remaining semi-finalists that the final pair would have the *King of Everything* in their audience.

When Tristina became seriously injured from her fight with Mr. Goa, Max took her back to the Time Nest, where he discovered Creepy Kai was here, tossing it off, rather than at the arena. When asked why hew was here instead of watching the Tournament, he simply replied that "*honestly I wasn't that interested*", and that all his announcements had been "*pre-recorded messages!*"

When Max explained that Tris needed to be taken to a hospital, Kai offered instead to heal her with one of his rituals: telling Max to find him a number of ingredients including "*two live bears, and a pair of used panties*", but was shouted down by the Human, who demanded a *proper* hospital for his Saiyan friend.

Discovering the hospital closed, thanks to Kai's budget cuts, he gave another suggestion for a "*prayer circle!*" before being told to bugger off with his alternative medicines.

#### The Goma Crisis

With the reveal that the tournament contendor "Mr.Goa" was actually Goma, and that the Tournament had been a set-up in order to allow Antony to assassinate Zen-Oh; Creepy Kai reprimanded the surviving trio of patrollers, before moving on to the pressing business of promoting a new Supreme Kai and God of Destruction, following Beerus' demise at the hands of Goma (an act which would have killed Shin I in the process, due to their link).

Initially attempting to take the title himself, "*alongside my duties as Kai of Time...*" he was stopped by Tony and Iced who accused him of being "*senile, corrupt and probably evil*". He relented for now, giving the role of *temporary* Kaioshin to Iced (and destroyer to Max Stone), though his statement in which he referred to himself as "Kai of Time" did not go unnoticed by Tony, who further identified Chronoa was not present.

    In light of the attack, Creepy Kai hosted an Emergency Conference for all Kais and deities across the Omniverse (a *Kaiference*, if you will) with attendees including Carenda, Reki, Mirai, Herman Sr. of Universe 6, Nute Gunray of the Trade Federation, and presumably most other Kais of Time, Lesser Kais, and Kaioshin from the remaining Universes.

Though little was agreed upon during the crisis conference, Creepy Kai ended the call early in order to converse with Max, who'd entered the Time Nest alone with Tony and Iced hunting down Antony.

He expressed uncharacteristic concern for Tristina, as well as sympathies to Max for the death of his adoptive father, Papi Cell. Though max was hopeful for a potential to revive the fallen with *Dragon Balls,* Kai gentle squashed this glimmer, suggesting that only the exceedingly rare *Super Dragon Balls* have the power to revive someone who fell in another timeline.

Crushed, Max resided himself to just ridding the world of Goma, and making his Papi proud. At this, while they walked through the Time Nest gardens, Kai began to recount to Maxwell a Kai Legend known as "*The Tale of the Omni Kings**",* the story of the Great Schism, from eons before even his own birth 75 Million Years ago, which he had learned of as a young East Supreme Kai.

Recounting the tale, he suggested to Max that the rivalry and contradiction of the two Omni Kings - with Zen-Oh being the Omni of Chaos - might have more to do with the current Crisis with Goma and Antony than first appears: stating that "*a being who desires order may look fondly on the slim-lining that has been occuring lately*" and that such a being "*would* *have all the reason in the Omniverse to see Zen-Oh removed from the picture*", implying not only that Goma is in fact the lost Omni of Order, but Creepy Kai has had reason to believe this for some time.

## Trivia

* Creepy Kai is sustained by Cherry coke
* Toki Toki in Xenoverse 2 episode 25 warned that the Elder Kai is "*gradually climbing the ladder of chaos to position himself as one of the most powerful men in all creation*"