BHI-014

Item #: BHI-014

Class: I-Love-Minor-Classes-D

Category: Citrus

Description: BHI-014 is a large steel box with a tube sticking out from the left side of it , which doesnt seem to have any connection to the inside of the box. The box component of the machine has a 10 ft tall door which is 27.18 inches wide. The right side of the steel box has a sliding selector with 5 settings in this order left to right: Desperate,Chuckle,Snort,Suffocate and Hypergod of laughter. Despite having no connection to BHI, there is a keycard slot which only accepts BHI keycards according to the number of the setting. On the front of the door to the machine is a button which is only pressable when the door is closed. The machine seems to improve the comedy level of the object inputted into the steel box according to the setting and outputs it through the tube no matter the size of the object.

Desperate: Decreases the level of comedy wildly.

Chuckle: Makes the inputted object slightly funnier.

Snort: Makes the inputted object above average levels of funny.

**WARNING! SETTINGS AFTER THIS MESSAGE ARE TO BE USED WITH CAUTION AS THEY INCREASE THE COMEDY SO MUCH IT CAN LEAD TO DEATH VIA ASPHYXIATION OR A HEART ATTACK.**

Suffocate: Makes the inputted object wildly funny, this setting sometimes leads to death via asphyxiation if you are not prepared for other less funny things.

Hypergod of laughter: Makes the inputted object hilarious, so much so that it causes both asphyxiation and heart attack simultaneously, sometimes even causes other health problems.

Special Containment Procedures: BHI-014 is to be kept in a unkeycarded door, as BHI-014 requires increasing clearance to use, and these clearance levels have been deemed acceptable.

Addendum:

014-Test-01

Object input: A single mannequin

Setting: Desperate

Output: The same mannequin but with a image of a animated character with a cross on its chest with the caption "Splendid..." attatched to its face.

Object input: A flashdrive with a 1 second still image of peter griffin video on it.

Setting: Chuckle

Output: The flashdrive contained a video of peter griffin saying several racial slurs, interuppted frequently by "Sex with children" in a deep voice, with a image accompanying it which is 3d text of said phrase.

Note: BHI-014 seems to be aware of current humor, thus making the humor not outdated.

Object input: A jewish person

Setting: Snort

Output: A dead jewish person (NOTE FOR FANDOM MODERATORS, THIS IS IRONIC AND IS IN NO WAY SERIOUS, WE SUPPORT ALL RACES,SEXUALITYS AND RELIGIONS.)

Object input: BHI-008

Setting: Snort

Output: BHI-008 with a trollface on it.

Note: This is how BHI-008 has accquired the trollface on it, and its other humorous abilitys.

Object Input: Mannequin resembling Adolf Hitler

Setting: Suffocate

Output: A live Adolf Hitler which is constantly talking about black men's booty cheeks, was terminated after.

Object Input: A revolving lid trashcan

Setting: Chuckle

Output: A among us plushie with a large defined ass.

Object input: A stone statue.

Setting: Hypergod of laughter

Output: There is no none way of knowing what this object is, as no one survives long enough to speak about what the object is, the object has been destroyed due to its 100% fatality rate.