ROADBLOCK

Oh, I welcome you all HACK to my CASTLE OF CREEPY-CONCOCTIONS boys and ghouls!  Welcome to EDITION #67 OF CREEPS CASTLE!  I, CREEPS, was just listening to my REVOLTING-RECORD OF GOLDEN MOLDIES featuring singers like HACKSON BROWN, THE HACKSON FIVE, and an original hit song by VAN GORE-RRISON, BROWN EYED GHOUL hee-hee-hee-hee.  Our first REVOLTING-RENDITION, is about a couple of women who encounter a bit of horror at a...

Three young women were in a car together, with the one driving them down a road out, in the countryside somewhere in Indiana, back in 1960.  As they rode through the evening, Buddy Holly sang Everyday on the car-radio.  "Is anyone driving behind us, Cathy?" the woman who was driving asked the one in the backseat.  The other lady ooked back and then said, "no nobody Grace" to her.  "Oh good.  Where should we sleep tonight Pam?" Grace said and asked the lady next to her in the passenger's seat.  "We should find a motel soon Grace" Pam answered.  There was something covered in a blanket in the backseat with Cathy.  Grace pulled around two curves in the road, stopping the car at four construction sawhorses in the road.  "Look at that ladies, a roadblock!" Grace said to Cathy and Pam, and turned the car radio off.  Cathy opened a bottle of Jack Daniel's Whiskey in the backseat and took a drink.  "What are we gonna do with Charlie?" Pam said to Cathy and Grace, asking.  "I'm gonna just have to run him over here.  You knocked him out cold your Father's sleeping pills, Pam" Grace answered her.  "Yeah, he's such a geek and was gonna snitch on us for copying his college test.  Jerk!" Pam talked about snidely.  Cathy got out of the car and drug the thing covered up in the blanket out of it as well.  She set it down on the road behind the car, taking the blanket off it.  It was a young man who was knocked out.  "Good night Tim" Cathy told hiim and got back into the automobile.  A tall figure in the shadows approached the car and stepped over one of the construction sawhorses.

He got to the car-window on the driver's side, Grace rolled it down and as she looked out at the figure, it was a guy with pure black eyes, and solid-black fangs, breathing heavily in the light of the moon.  He was a vampire that was bald, standing in a yellow trench-coat, and had huge black claws.  Grace started screaming and the male thing jabbed a pair of its claws into the one front tire, flattening it.  Then, the vampire ripped its claws out and quickly jammed his second pair of claws into the one back tire, flattening it too.  As it tore its claws out of the tire, it saw Cathy in the backseat and hissed at her.  Cathy screamed along with Pam and Grace.  The vampire hissed, swinging the door on the driver's side of the car open, and gripping Grace by her arm, pulling her out.  She screamed in horror and the fanged-monster took her to the back of the vehicle.  It saw the young man knocked out on the pavement and it hissed at Grace angrily.  The young man woke up in a bed.  As he blinked his eyes, he glanced around, seeing the room.  "Oh, good, you are awake sir.  My name is Donna Springfield.  He brought you here and saved you from those wicked young women" an elderly woman explained to him, putting a wet cloth on his forehead.  The man asked her: "thank you, Mrs. Springfield ma'am.  Who is he?".  "He is a very nice man whom invited me to live here with home years ago" Donna Springfield answered.  "Those women go to college with me.  It seems like they knocked me out with sleeping pills, because they showed up at my house tonight surprisingly.  One of them wanted to go out with me, then she gave me a drink" the young man explained to her.  "Oh, I am Charlie Franklin by the way ma'am" he introduced himself to her as.  Meanwhile, the tall vampire was down in a cellar where Cathy, Pam and Grace were laying on a huge table, strapped to it.  The vampire hissed as he gently brushed a clawed-hand over Grace's forehead.   All three women trembled in fear.

Hissing, the thing sunk its sharpened-black-fangs deep into Grace's neck, as she screamed insanely.  Pam and Cathy also screamed insanely too.  Grace stopped screaming now being dead and the bald monster's massive claws of black reached over, stroking Cathy's hair, as she cringed.  The thing gazed at her then with its black eyes and as Cathy and Pam screamed once more, it bit into Cathy's face, standing over part of the table.  Both Charlie Franklin and Donna Springfield heard the screaming coming from out of a vent in the room.  "Why are they screaming Mrs. Springfield?" he inquired, getting out of the bed.  "Oh they were going to run you over with the car they had you in Charlie" Donna answered, rocking in a rocking-chair.  The two straps came loose as the sounds of the feasting vampire were heard, and Pam jumped off the edge of the table away from the dead bodies of Grace and Cathy.  Charlie Franklin and Donna Springfield held cups and saucers together.  "Thanks for the coffee ma'am" Charlie thanked her, sitting on the edge of the bed.  "You're welcome sir" she replied, and they drank their coffee together.  Then, Pam ran into the bedroom suddenly.  "One got out of the cellar" Donna proclaimed to Charlie.  "Charlie, I guess I'm going to have to kill you now you jerk and then this old woman" Pam explained to him, holding a shotgun.  Pam fired the weapon, but Charlie ducked in time and the bullet went into a wall.  "I shall save you young man!" Donna Springfield yelled at him and ran as fast as she could at Pam.  She struggled with Pam, dropping and smashing her cup of coffee and saucer.  They stuggled, both holding the shotgun they went out of the room.  As Charlie watched the doorway with a look of fear on his face, the shotgun went off.

       "I got her young man.  This is his shotgun by the way" Donna Springfield told Charlie.  Charlie sighed in relief.  Ten minutes later, Charlie Franklin got into a car outside of a farmhouse and it drove away up the road.  The tall male vampire in his yellow trench-coat and black boots was down in the cellar still when Donna Springfield came down the steps then.  Her eyes were now solid-white.  "Charlie Franklin just got picked up by his Friend and is headed home.  It was good that you encountered what these wicked young women were doing to him and put the roadblock out" she spoke to him.  She walked in her red dress passed the huge table with the dead bodies of Grace, Cathy and Pam on them, to a record player.  "Some nice music sounds nice" Donna Springfield told the bald vampire and he grinned, hissing.  She scratched her shorter curly white and gray hair now with her bright-red clawed-hand and played a record.  Jeepers Creepers played on the record on the record-player, and Donna hissed herself, now having bright-red fangs, being a female vampire.  The two monsters sunk their fangs into the throat of Grace's corpse, hissing.

That ending really SUCKED eh, boys and girls?  What a KNOCK OUT for poor Charlie too.  Those college women sure DRUG HIM OFF, but were all in for A FANGSTASIC TIME aha-ha-ha-ha-ha.