Papa's Cupcakeria Cupcakes/Transcript

Transcript for the fanon Season 12 episode Papa's Cupcakeria Cupcakes.

## Part 1: TV show theory?

* *[intro plays, title card appears]*
* PINKALICIOUS: Papa's Cupcakeria Cupcakes!
* *[the episode starts with Pinkalicious and Peter having four cupcakes from Papa's Cupcakeria in front of them]*
* PETER: Ooh, these look good!
* PINKALICIOUS: We got them from Papa's Cupcakeria. They got all sorts of good flavors there.
* PETER: I think I'll have the one with deep purple frosting. *[sees that none of them have that]* Uh, what? What the heck? Maybe I'll just get this one. Why's it so small?
* PINKALICIOUS: Look what I got! It's got the mane MLP ponies on it!
* PETER: This isn't TV show theory, Pinkalicious.
* *[screen turns dark as it zooms into Pinkalicious]*
* 1033FOREST: *[narrating]* Welcome to TV show theory, where we--
* *[screen goes back to normal]*
* PINKALICIOUS: You know, I really don't know what this thing's supposed to do. It's got a couple of ponies on there. Sure wants me to go back to this show. Not like what am I supposed to do with all these pink tickets?

## Part 2: The tiny cup

* PETER: Let me check what mine comes with. *[a tiny coffee cup]* What is this?
* PINKALICIOUS: A tiny cup.
* PETER: I'll fill this tiny cup with Mountain Dew Pitch Black and then set that on the back porch. Uhh, can you read this for me? I'm eating my cupcake.
* PINKALICIOUS: *[reading fast]* "Fill this tiny mug with coffee and set it on your back porch so that your squirrel friends--" I'm just gonna open it. Wow. Now that's a tiny coffee cup.
* PETER: But instead of coffee, we're using Pitch Black. Let's get some for the squirrels.
* PINKALICIOUS: *[sees Peter's cat Rosie outside]* I already see one right now.
* *[there is a glass full of Mountain Dew Pitch Black]*
* PETER: Alright, might wanna scooch on over, I got this. *[drinks some]* That was kinda good. Here's your Mountain Dew Pitch Black. *[pours it in the tiny cup while spilling it all over the place]* Gotta make sure we get every last drop.
* *[it shows Rosie the cat drinking Mountain Dew Pitch Black]*
* PINKALICIOUS: I think she likes it.
* *[the cat runs away]*
* PETER: And it got her real fast.
* *[two other cats in different shades of green appear near the coffee cup]*
* PETER: Even other squirrels are getting it too!
* PINKALICIOUS: Uhh, these are cats.
* MR. SWIZZLE: How many times do I have to tell you? We don't allow cats.

## Part 3: A cupcake from somewhere else...

* PETER: Whoa, this cupcake is bigger than the one Mr. Swizzle's shop got.
* MR. SWIZZLE: Ah, my shop is-- *[sees the Pitch Black stain all over the floor and that big cupcake and gasps]* Is that... Papa's Cupcakeria? No! Disgusting! My shop and Papa's Cupcakeria have been rivals since back when it opened in 2013! Who disgraced my shop by bringing in Papa's Cupcakeria? Pinkalicious!
* PINKALICIOUS: Peter!
* MR. SWIZZLE: What's the meaning of this? Why would you bring this into my establishment? I mean look at it! You call that appetizing? Come on, my cupcakes are better than theirs. James and Willow just slapped these together and scammed you.
* PINKALICIOUS: Come on, at least they got many varieties your place doesn't have.
* MR. SWIZZLE: Come on, what's wrong with the stuff I have? Huh?
* *[one of the cupcakes starts talking]*
* CUPCAKE: Hey, what's up, dude?
* PINKALICIOUS: Uhh...
* CUPCAKE: Don't forget about me, remember? I'm the cupcake that came from Mr. Swizzle's shop. Yeah, it's me. What's wrong?
* PINKALICIOUS: Uh, nothing's wrong with the cupcakes, Mr. Swizzle. But come on, Papa's Cupcakeria got the newest MLP toys.
* MR. SWIZZLE: But we got the blending machine from Papa's Freezeria too! Remember?
* PINKALICIOUS: Maybe I'd like this place more if you got more variety here than just that.

## Part 4: Brilliant idea

* *[Insaniquarium tank 3 music plays]*
* MR. SWIZZLE: You know what, I got a brilliant idea. Who says my shop has fallen off? I can introduce my own toys! *[draws an "S" on a box]* Why didn't I think of this sooner? Let's see... the Swizzle Meal. That looks scrumptious. Easy to make and only costs $20. Mr. Swizzle's shop is back on the map.
* JASMINE: Do you think this is funny?
* MR. SWIZZLE: In a cosmic sort of way, yes.
* JASMINE: Okay, Mr. Funny Pants, I ordered your Swizzle Meal and this was the toy. Is this how you get your sick kicks?
* MR. SWIZZLE: What? It's just a mini-- oh my goodness! That toy's a mini you!
* MINI JASMINE: This still funny to you?
* MR. SWIZZLE: Uh, uh, don't look at me, Kendra thought of the idea. Yeah, yeah. I'll give you a free cupcake as compensation. *[throws it on Jasmine's face]*
* KENDRA: Hey, don't try to pull me into this.

## Part 5: Swizzle Meal toys

* PINKALICIOUS: Hey, Peter, what did you get in your Swizzle Meal?
* PETER: I got this Paintbrush Boy action figure.
* PINKALICIOUS: I got this Pencil Girl action figure. What else did you get?
* PETER: I got these assorted Swedish Fish right here. What about you?
* PINKALICIOUS: I got almost the same thing, but mine has two more colors.
* PETER: What's wrong with you? That's the off-brand!
* PINKALICIOUS: But your brand doesn't come with two more colors like mine!
* PETER: I can't believe you eat the other brand! And I can't believe I got the same MLP toy 4 times in a row! I'm so glad Mr. Swizzle created the Swizzle Meal.

## Part 6: Can I get a Swizzle Meal?

* DARBY: Hey, can I get a Swizzle Meal?
* KENDRA: Yeah, sure thing. All right let's see. Cupcake into the Swizzle Meal, gotta get the Sour Punch Bites, can't believe Mr. Swizzle is making me do this, and of course the off-brand Swedish Fish and there we go. One more thing. Gotta throw in my black drawing. All right, your Swizzle Meal is ready.
* DARBY: Thanks, I've been really dying for one of these things!

## Part 7: The complaint

* *[one hour later...]*
* MR. SWIZZLE: Kendra, this customer came back with a complaint that she received this instead of a toy with her meal.
* KENDRA: How else was I gonna promote my single color drawings? It's not like anyone's buying them. I'm trying to show you can be creative with just black and white.
* DARBY: This is just immature. And not to hate on them or anything but these drawings need a bit more work. No wonder you're handing out Swizzle Meals.
* PINKALICIOUS: Dang it. I dropped mine. Good thing I have another.
* PETER: You know what really makes these cupcakes better? A lot of chocolate drizzle! *[drizzles it all over]*
* 1033FOREST: *[narrating]* And thus Flipline Studios sued Mr. Swizzle's place for a total of one billion dollars after the creation of the Swizzle Meal. The end.