The Year of the Cosmog

**The Year of the Cosmog** is the second episode of Lillie and Nebby, the episode is a spoof of The Year of the Mouse from the Chuck Jones era.

## Characters

* Lillie (Dies, revived)
* Nebby
* Hoopa

## Plot

Whilst Lillie is sleeping, Nebby and Hoopa, floating on a chimney top, decide to play mean tricks on Lillie. Hoopa uses a fishing line to lower Nebby to the bottom of the chimney. Nebby hits Lillie with a fly swatter, leaving it in Lillie's hand, and Hoopa quickly reels him in, making Lillie believe that she hit herself in her sleep. Lillie goes back to sleep without thinking of it anymore.

Later, Nebby is lowered down the chimney holding a *[ G U N ]*. Nebby places the gun in Lillie's hand while she's asleep and has a string tied to its trigger. As Nebby is reeled up, he pulls the string to the gun's trigger, firing the gun and killing Lillie, who after being revived is surprised to think she shot at herself in her sleep. Unable to figure it out, she just goes back to sleep. But as she does, the legendary Pokemons pull off their next trick. They drill a hole through the ceiling and lower a noose on Lillie. Lillie wakes up and looks around, getting the noose around her neck. She quickly panics as she gets the noose off of her head, but after she gets it off, the chandelier unexpectedly unscrews itself from the ceiling and it falls right on top of Lillie's head. Lillie then gives a quick laugh before she faints and falls flat on her back.

The two legendary Pokemon prepare their next trick. As Lillie is going back to sleep, the Alolan legendary Pokemon place a knife in her hands. Then Nebby opens a bottle of ketchup and pours some onto the end of the knife and then some onto Lillie's chest. When Lillie wakes up, she sees the stained knife in her hand and thinks that the knife is covered in blood, so she panics and leans against the wall. Then she clenches her chest and sees ketchup on her hand. Thinking that it's blood, she quickly concludes that she had stabbed herself in her sleep. In her panic, Lillie rushes into the garage and grabs an small helium tank, which she uses to inflate herself like a balloon and floats up onto the ceiling. As she does, she floats out of the garage and back in the living room where she notices the bottle of ketchup on the floor. Then she tastes the ketchup on her chest and realizes it's a trick and starts laughing, but as she does, she starts to feel like she's about to release some air out of her body and starts to deflate, flying around the room and garage until she lands on the couch.

As Nebby makes fun of Lillie's predicament, Hoopa notices a bow and arrow on the ground. This time, they set Lillie inside the bow as she is asleep. After Nebby signals Hoopa to pull him back up, Lillie stretches, which stretches the bow and causes it to launch her through the hallway, crashing through a vent in the wall, down a pipe, into the furnace, getting Lillie launched through another pipe and then out the stovepipe chimney on the roof. The two legendary Pokemon watch Lillie as she flies in the air and down the chimney they are standing on. Then they look down the chimney to see the aftermath of their latest prank. However, Lillie sees the two Pokemon and angrily points the now cleaned up knife straight at them, meaning that she has had enough of their tricks.

Later, Nebby and Hoopa are trapped in a metallic bag that blocks all kind of psychic powers with a cannon facing them. If they attempts to get out like other times, it will pull a string which the other end is tied to the trigger of the cannon, and they would be killed or injured by the gunshot. Nebby and Hoopa can only sit there and angrily cry at their predicament while Lillie, basking in unexpected victory, takes her peace and quiet nap, grabbing a fan to cool herself as the shitpost end.