The Trollge Lore: Part One of Part One: Um, guys? Transcript

PokeBrosinc: Um, guys? Smg3 showed me this today. I don't think this good.

YellowCaballeroFan: Hey didn't you get possessed by this dude a couple months ago?

PokeBrosinc: Yeah, you are right. Um, am I safe?

YellowCaballeroFan: I hope so

PokeBrosinc: So this Trollge guy is going to attack on the 11th of December. and we could all die by him unless something is done. I don't think taking cover will do much.

YellowCaballeroFan: Why you?

PokeBrosinc: Well, im a meme. I used to be a dead meme before, but now some how I became a new fresh meme (and became a BIG SHOT). he has possessed me before, but now since im a new meme he's probably going to get me.

YellowCaballeroFan: Can't we just throw random memes at it?

PokeBrosinc: We COULD try that. I don't know what that would do though

Brick wallace: I could throw some corrupted memes at him!

PokeBrosinc: We need to do anything we can. we have 5 days to prepare

YellowCaballeroFan: Will Pokemon moves work?

Brick wallace: Maybe we could SURPRISE ATTACK!!

PokeBrosinc: Idon't know. we will have to see in the fight

Brick wallace: It will decide the fate of everyone,

Mario: Did someone say Pokemans? Go Pengaz!

Yellow: said PokeMON, and get that thing away from me!

PokeBrosinc: Just get ready, because this can't be good

Brick wallace: Not at all! “Randy, prepare the war horses!”

YellowCaballeroFan: I'll try to find SMG1 and SMG2

Brick wallace: I’ll buy pillows.

PokeBrosinc: Should we get @The Lion Guard Kion into this?

YellowCaballeroFan: Yes, but keep her at bay if SMG3's gonna be there

Brick wallace: I’ll try to rally Shaggy, Matt and the ultimate and most powerful contender… Meatloaf

YellowCaballeroFan: Why Meggy's cat?

Brick wallace: No, not the cat! I am talking about an actual meatloaf. I tried to fight once and it teared me limb from limb! Imagine the destruction it would havoc!

YellowCaballeroFan: Maybe we could throw one at its head. I heard one knocked out some guy once

Brick wallace: That could work. We could also poison it if he tries to eat it.

YellowCaballeroFan: Mario once ate poisoned meatloaf

Brick wallace: When was that?

YellowCaballeroFan: 3 years ago

Brick wallace: Well I guess he lived, huh?

PokeBrosinc: ‘me just watching Yellow and Brick Wallace just planning out how they will kill the trollge' Good work, I guess.

YellowCaballeroFan: What about you?

PokeBrosinc: Im trying to contact every meme, alive and not alive, asking them if they want to help

YellowCaballeroFan: I still haven't found SMG1 or SMG2

Brick wallace: Shaggy is in, Matt I am having trouble with.

YellowCaballeroFan: Tell him that you'll get him a ticket to Brazil if he helps

Brick wallace: His in it for the ticket! Now, the meatloaf…

PokeBrosinc: So far I only got the Ugandan Knuckles army.

Brick wallace: That’s a start! And I got Meatloaf to join our side. Just had to offer him a Ketchup bath after.

The Lion Guard Kion:@PokeBrosinc What? What's going on?

YellowCaballeroFan: THE TROLLGE IS COMING!

The Lion Guard Kion: @YellowCaballeroFan. Scuse me but... Huh?

Brick wallace: Look back through the comments. The day of reckoning is coming! We need to prepare!

YellowCaballeroFan: @Brick wallace Did you just quote SMG2?

Brick wallace: I might of.

YellowCaballeroFan: I still haven't found them. Next stop: The dumpster!

Brick wallace: Try the one next to Bobs hotel first.

YellowCaballeroFan: Ok, but it'll take a few hours, because of how crowded that place it

Brick wallace: We have a few days I guess.

YellowCaballeroFan: I didn't find them, but I found Bob

Bob: Yo

Brick wallace: Well, at least it’s someone. Hello Bob!

Bob: SuP hOmIeS?

Brick wallace: Oh, nothing much. Just preparing for Armageddon.