H1jackminecraft

H1jackminecraft (AKA Kyle, ILikeDick78, & YugeDingDong69) is a player in the S1MP SMP. He is known as a wild card on the server as one minute he will gift you diamonds and helpful gear/materials, and the next minute he will throw a trident at your face. One minute he starts a nazi cat regime (see Third Reich), the next he advocates for sheep rights (see: Bronx Homestead). He is also known for creating the "faction", The Third Reich. At the begining of the server he lived with almost everyone however he currently lives with KeptAardvark161 & ImportedLoki858 in Greenland. During most of the SMP's duration, he would be feared by most due to him being the first few with full diamond and later netherite armor. He is also one of the few players with the knowledge to harvest bedrock.

## Presence in Wars & Events

### **The First War**

H1jackminecraft sided with Th3G00dL4d in the First War however due to the briefness of the war, he was unable to do anything important aside from build a small cobblestone wall.

### **Vietnam**

H1jackminecraft helped with creating the 120 snow golems in Vietnam & would be the first to learn of Pvt. James Jessup's demise.

### **Bronx Convention**

Like everyone on the server, he attended the Bronx Convention. While there he brought up the idea to outlaw instant damage II arrows in war as he considered them to be "fucked." The idea however, would be vetoed.

### **Festival of the Kelp Man**

During the Festival, he would distibute gifts out to everyone attending, had a personal 5x5x5 kelp cube which he was allowed to burn, and played as Table in the play "Cain & Table"

### **The Defeathering**

H1jackminecraft would be the cause of the Defeathering as he set fire to the Nest when nobody was looking, which caused Oliver Kos to accuse Tater T0tter for burning down his home.

## The Third Reich

Later on, H1jackminecraft would establish the "Third Reich", a "faction" that only had H1jackminecraft as an offical member, his housemates: KeptAardvark161 & ImportedLoki858 would be considered unoffical members however this is likely due to their associating to him. The Third Riech also held a great cat army, all of the same breed. The breed would be considered "Aryan" (see Decree 42 of 50 of Pet) and was the flagship of the Third Reich.

### **Decree 42 of 50 of Pet**

"Decree 42 of 50 of Pet" is the only public order of the Third Reich dispite there apparently being 50. The decree itself said:

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After the hostile takeover of Catyna, the now overlord aryans made the 50 decrees. This is the 42nd directed at cat owners. All cats not "Aryan" will be killed on sight. An aryan cat looks like the many spread across the world.

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This decree would result with numerous aryan cats being placed in the Bronx and numerous cats being killed.

### **"Fuck the Third Reich"**

"Fuck the Third Reich" was a propaganda piece built near the Helix. The build itself would be built by Zyon134. (More info revolving this piece can be found in Helix).

### **The Fall of the Third Reich**

The fall of the Third Reich wasn't really a fall, it was more of H1jackminecraft not wanting to do it anymore, and so the Reich was no more, and like with many things on the server, it ended anticlimaticly.

## Pets

### **Bag O' Bones**

Bag O' Bones was a skeleton horse, that was stolen from Oliver Kos, Due to them being undead, they would be brought into the Greenland through the underwater entrance becoming one of the first few pets in Greenland.

During a visit from Zyon134, he jumped on Bag O' Bones' back, leading H1jackminecraft to draw his bow to shoot Zyon134, however, knowing that shooting Zyon134 would kill him & piss him off, he instead shot and killed Bag O' Bones.

### **Third Reich Cats**

The Third Reich Cats was about 50 "aryan" (Ragdoll breed) cats, most of them being named "Third Reich". About a third of them was brought to and left Bronx, although most of them reside there to this day, a couple of them have been killed by Oliver Kos.

Nearing the end of the Third Reich, due to H1jackminecraft being low on xp, most if not all of them were killed by him however a new litter of Aryan cats are said to be actively being bred by H1jackminecraft.

### **Better Kitty**

Better Kitty was one of the few Third Reich cats that were brought to the Bronx. Earlier, H1jackminecraft buried Skittles7844's cat: Kitty. He would uncover Kitty under Skittles7844's request however during the chaos that was brought from the clowder of ayran cats he brought, he killed Kitty.

During Kitty's funeral, H1jackminecraft would name one of the cats "Better Kitty", pissing off Skittles7844. He would then set off tnt on Kitty's grave, surprisingly not killing Better Kitty, this would act as the last straw for Skittles7844, who chased after H1jackminecraft as she tried to kill Better Kitty. After Th3G00dL4d killed a decoy, this calmed Skittles7844, and H1jackminecraft hid Better Kitty in Kitty's grave.

Much later, Better Kitty would be found and killed by Skittles7844 through asphyxiation. Due to Skittles7844 leaving the grave open, shifting through the empty grave, Th3G00dL4d found Better Kiity's heart, which he returned to H1jackminecraft. The heart on display in the Greenland in the memory of Better Kitty.

#### **Bio of the Cats**

Sometime after Better Kitty's death, H1jackminecraft wrote & published a book titles; "Bio of the Cats", which recounted an abridged story of both Kitty & Better Kitty.

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This is a story about a very special cat named Better Kitty, however in order to get to that story, we have to start with the story of the unnamed cat Kitty.

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```
Kitty was born in a village. As time progressed many people abandoned the village as it was in an inconvinent spot. The village was abandoned, as well as the cat. One day a rainbowy fox named Skittles came to the village and gave the cat food. The cat fell in love with Skittles and she named the cat; Kitty. However there was another cat in that village that was always viewed as the better cat when the village still lived. Another person came to this village, the soon to be leader of the Third Riech. He quickly saw the potential of the better cat & tamed it.

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In order to test its sheer prowlece, the cats were armed and fought to the death. The better cat won and was named Better Kitty, this cat later gave birth to the entirety of the Third Reich. Better Kitty was assassinated by Skittles as revenge for dead cat, even though it died in honest battle. The assasination was brutal, poor Better Kitty had its heart ripped out by Skittles.

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### **Wigger**

Wigger is a white, black dot horse, equipped with a saddle and diamond horse armor. It is unsure whether she was was stolen from Oliver Kos as well, or it was tamed legitimately, either way Wigger would be riden back to ImportedLoki858's Summer House, where she resided for a good while. Afterwards she was moved into Greenland, where she occasionally roleplays as the ender dragon.

### **Grumm**

Grumm is an upside-down iron golem that was built by H1jackminecraft when he was enthralled by flipping entities by naming them Dinnerbone or Grumm. He resides in Greenland.

### **Giles**

Giles is a red cat that has been tamed in Greenland. Although it is technically his cat, they are a gift to ImportedLoki858.