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Hollow Points

**Hollow Points** is an attachment in BlastGen. It is the nineth attachment unlocked and is the final attachment unlocked for pistols, submachine guns, light machine guns, and sniper rifles.

## Overview

It increases the base damage of all weapons by 50%. This makes weapons like the UMP-5 and M4A1 kill in 2 shots to the chest, or one to the head. It also raises the one shot kill areas of the SVU, expanding it to the chest and torso area. It can be attached to virtually every weapon in the game par shotguns and lanuchers. However, weapons such as the M16, HK418, and the L115, get no damage increase, and the attachment only increases its 2 shot kill range an extra 50 metres roughly, or in the M16's case, one burst kill range. It does not have any effect on the Masterkey, as it is technically classified as a shotgun, nor does it have any effect on the Grenade Launcher, as it is technically classified as a launcher.

## Zombies

All upgraded guns seem to have a modified version of the Hollow Points attachment.

## Trivia

* If Hollow Points is attached to the M4A1, then its grip will disappear. However, if Foregrip is equipped in conjunction, the player's hand will be gripping an invisible grip.
* Some weapons such as the AK-47 and RPD gain a unique redesign. For the AK-47, it gains a FAB Defense rail system, while the RPD gains the rail system of a DSA RPD.
* If Hollow Points is attached to a M16 in conjunction with a Grenade Launcher or Masterkey, then the regular handguard will be used instead of the heat shield.
Season 1 Episode 25 "Mummy Issues"

The dads delve deeper into the darkness of the pyramid along with intern Doug, bracing for the horrors that lie within...

## Dad Facts

Glenn Close: Glenn is a hardcore Disney fan.

Darryl Wilson: Darryl and Grant love rollercoasters. The first time Grant went on one with Darryl, he had a weak stomach and threw up. Darryl pretended to throw up too. This is now a regular thing for Darryl to pretend he is also sick.

Henry Oak: Henry's favorite musical is Cats... just the stray cats outside though, not the one by Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Ron Stampler: Ron's New Year's resolution is the same as Samantha's, which is to be kinder. To do so, he just bought a stack of Hallmark cards.
The Wolves

The **Wolves** (known simply as Wolves), are a major antagonistic faction in BlastGen: Zero Ops II. They mainly consist of Scottish colonists whose ultimate goal is to colonize the whole Earth. They are constantly seen quarreling with the Coalition of Specialists, their rivals.

## History

### Founding

The origins of the Wolves are unclear, but they were seemingly founded by Scottish revolutionaries in 2059 who secretly plotted to colonize the entirety of England and create their own monarchy there. However, they became disinterested in doing so at some point and thirsted for control of the whole world.

### 2060s

The Wolves took part in violent campaigns against the COS in order to capture entire continents in order to colonize them. These efforts fail, as the COS severely overpowers the Wolves, forcing them into submission and eventually backing off. However, on 2063, having rearmed themselves with more firepower, unexpectedly ambush the COS in Europe, pushing them into a stalemate. The COS calls for the Wolves to surrender, though they refuse, sparking the COS’s ally nations to declare war on the Wolves. Once war was declared, the Wolves reciprocated and also declared war on the COS, and the two factions engage in violent conflicts all across the world, all for control over the 5 key continents, causing massive casualties on both sides.

### 2070s - 2080s

A decade before the events of the Campaign, the Wolves managed to successfully gain absolute control of Asia.
Season 2 Episode 39 "Hey, Dude!"

The teens finally commune with The Doodler.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He has been doing remixes of MP3s on his computer using WinApp. He’s been getting into the ‘amateur music thing’, and is a SoundCloud rapper who does anime raps.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: Currently, he is a soft-spoken, polite to authority, person at school. At his last school (The Li-Wilson Family school for Cool Kids), he was quite the bad boy. He got detention all the time, because the first time he got in trouble Marco said ‘when a kid gets detention, what they really need is attention’. (He got detention every day because he wanted to go out and get lunch with his dads so they had to pay attention to him).

Normal Oak: The Oak-Swallows-Garcia household is a strictly ‘shoes on in the house’ house. This goes back to Oakvale, where everyone walked around barefoot outside, so they had to wear shoes in the house to not get their dirty feet on the floors inside.

Scary Marlowe: When she first became goth, her mom was concerned and wanted to take her to a therapist that specialized in depression. To this, she said ‘I don't have depression. Are there any therapists who specialize in normal reactions to a fucked up world?’, and her mom dropped it.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Season 2 Episode 29 "S.O.C.C.E.R.: Shadow Of Scorenogoal"

Game on, as the teens kick off the soccer match in HELL!

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He doesn’t shower. The only time he showers is before strenuous physical activity, because he has no BO. He also counts standing in the rain as showering.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: His best friend died when he was 8 years old. He was called Mr Kicks, and was his create-a-character on FIFA. The save file got corrupted during a transfer and was lost.

Normal Oak: He is such a fan of Teen High that he is the most published author in the Teen High fanfiction tag on AO3. Most of his stories are about ‘what would happen if the mascots were real and had to go to the schools and were friends with the other mascots?’ His latest saga is the ‘My Immortal’ of Teen High fanfic, and has been left on a pretty big cliffhanger.

Scary Marlowe: This is what was going through her head at the end of the last episode: ‘I’m writing this in my head, no pen. the pain in my head is a 10 out of 10. hand? or should I say lack thereof. the fires of hell fit like a glove. 10 pain, 0 friends. 22 take the pitch. I’ll win this game faster than y’all said bitch.’

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe

**Guest Stars**

Jimmy Wong as Jodie Foster
Erin O'Neil

Erin O'Neil is an NPC played by Anthony Burch. She is a tree witch (and a math witch) who despite not liking the dads terribly is drawn to their shenanigans.

She considers her trees to be her children and finds eating vegetables revolting.

## History

### Pre-Canon

She came to the town of Roqueporte a few years before the dads did, planning to take over the town herself, only to find that Terry Sr. had beat her to it.

### Season 1

She offered the dads shelter in her house in Roqueport.

## Trivia

* She periodically borrows books from The Library.
Jodie Foster

This page contains possibly major spoilers for the events of the podcast. Scroll at your own risk.

## Jodie Foster

### Aliases

Joe
Zhao Di

### Relatives

Morgan Freeman (ex-wife)
Scam Likely (ex?)
Nicholas Foster (son)
Nicky Close (it's complicated)
Taylor Swift (grandson)
Hermie the Unworthy (scammed into believing was his son)

### Occupation

Highway Cop (formerly)
King of Hell

## Character Information

### Species

Human (formerly)
Demon

## Overview

Jodie Foster is a demon that took on the role of being Nick Foster's father. He took on the role of a highway cop and turned Paladin upon entering the Forgotten Realms.

## Dad Facts

* + Ep49: When Nicholas was a "wee lad" getting his vaccinations, Jodie--despite a childhood fear of needles--had the doctor give him a fake vaccination to soothe his son. Jodie couldn't look when it was Nicholas' turn. Nicholas thought his dad was a wimp for wincing.
	+ Ep50: Every time he gets into his car, Jodie times himself on how fast he can "buckle his belt and put the key in the ignition, turn it on and... get ready to go."
	+ Ep51: The first time Jodie smoked a cigarette was to show Nicholas it was uncool. The smoke proceeded to get "stuck" in his stomach, and his point was proved because he "looked awful doing it."
	+ Ep52: Jodie, as a highway cop, would spend much of his (abundant) downtime "doin' stuff. Wacky shit."
	+ Ep53: Since childhood Jodie has had insecurities surrounding his name--he's gone through several nicknames (Joe, Joey, Josie, Jobie) but found Joseph gained him "some respect... like an adult." However, after a Friends episode aired where Joey changed his name to Joseph Stalin, Jodie (then Joseph) was mocked by his peers. Consequently, he went back to Jodie.
	+ Ep54: N/A
## Trivia

* Jodie is the player first character to replace one of other player characters as a dad.
	+ The vampire Terry Sr. was the first character to replace a dad, two of them even (Ron, and the real Terry Sr.), but Jodie is the first player character to replace a dad (Glenn).
* Jodie has an identical name to the famous and beloved actress Jodie Foster. This even comes up in episode 53.
* Jodie is irresponsible.
Valdimir Venediktov

## Vladimir de Urso

Vlad é o primogênito da família Venediktov. Filho de Sebastian e Natasha Venediktov, Vlad cresceu na árdua província de Kuvshinskaya Salma, situada no norte da Rússia ocidental.

Sua infância foi bem tranquila, uma família pequena nos confins da gélida Mãe-Rússia. Vlad desde cedo foi ensinado por seu pai a caçar, pescar e sobreviver nesse inferno congelante. Aos sete anos, Natasha descobriu-se grávida de uma menina. Vlad, animado com a notícia de que teria uma irmã, passou dias caçando diversos animais para fazer roupas para o bebê.

A gravidez de Natasha foi difícil e por estarem numa parte pobre e afastada das capitais, Natasha morreu logo após o parto. Sebastian, ainda em luto, deu o nome da mãe à recém-nascida, para que pudessem sempre lembrar de que mesmo após sua partida, ela sempre estará por perto...

Durante uma viagem até a cidade mais próxima em busca de remédios para sua irmã que sofrera de uma febre, um estranho acontecimento ocorreu com Vladmir. Durante uma tempestade de neve na região, Vlad viu-se preso numa pequena cabana com outros cinco estranhos. Ao perceber que não poderiam sair até a tempestade passar eles se veem com a única opção possível: esperar.

Durante essa espera, horas se tornaram dias, de modo que a comida que havia na cabana começou a acabar. Vlad decidiu que não comeria e que daria sua comida aos outros que estavam lá. Após três longos dias sem comer a tempestade havia se acalmado. Vlad levantou-se, mas de imediato foi ao chão. Ele já não tinha energias para manter-se de pé, quanto mais andar.

Um dos estranhos, porém, aproximou-se de Vlad e o acolheu em sua casa na região. Lá ele o alimentou e disse que viu algo especial dentro de Vlad, algo que se destaca dos demais. Ele revelou a Vlad que sua mãe na verdade não tinha morrido devido a complicações no parto, e sim que algo, ou melhor, ALGUÉM havia a matado. Vladmir, em choque, perguntou ao estranho como ele sabia tanto sobre sua vida e como sabia se poderia acreditar no que este lhe dizia. O estranho disse que ele não poderia dizer mais nada, mas que caso ele aceitasse ser treinado por ele, poderia indicá-lo ao local onde poderia adquirir todas estas respostas.

Após um árduo treino, Vladmir foi ao santuário em busca dessas respostas.
Season 1 Episode 14 "The Tower of Terry"

The dads ascend a dark obsidian tower teeming with traps and environmental storytelling cues to stop Terry Jr. from opening a rift into the astral plane. Darryl reminisces about football, Henry reminisces about 90s computer games, Glenn reminisces about ultimate frisbee, and Ron steps up.

## Intro

This episode's intro features Freddie singing a parody of The Trees by Rush. The lyrics are altered to explain the events of last episode, mainly that the dads are about to ascend the Tower of Terry in pursuit of Terry Jr.

## Summary

The dads decide to make their way up the Tower. They leave Paeden to take care of the other children. They find a pit smelling of raw meat next to a button. Ron presses the button, resulting in seven clay Rons emerging. They start to fight the dads, but Ron manages to intimidate them back into the vat with the booming voice of Willy Stampler. They then proceed into a room with a large gothic chair and a smaller gaming chair. Darryl sits in the gaming chair, and a needle comes out of it and sucks out the most precious memory he has with his father. It squirts out of the gothic chair as there is no one for the memory to be injected to. Henry finds a button and presses it, which produces magically formed food and a small shelf of 10 books. The row of books is notably missing a book on the astral plane. It also has a book on how to feed on a son's love for hos father for sustenance.

The dads proceed, Glenn throws some of the books on traps, allowing the dads to go unharmed, Darryl cleans up Terry Sr.'s porn room and Ron calls Beth May for advice on a French speaking door, and with her help and asking Siri they get through and come to a bedroom. The bedroom houses a normal bed and a coffin. Underneath the coffin they find the body of the real Terry Sr.

They finally come to Terry Jr., who is attempting to open a portal to the Astral Plane. Terry demands Ron to leave, but Ron tells him he loves Terry too much to do so. The dads manage to convince Terry that Terry Sr. was a vampire and responsible for kidnapping children and the dark magic of the town, and that the man they killed wasn't the real Terry Sr. Terry Jr. responds that he always knew this.

Ron tells Terry about how his love was never proud of him. That sometimes family isn't just your father, but it is who loves you, and Ron does love Terry.

Terry starts sobbing. Ron hugs him. Terry apologizes as the man in purple takes him.

## Dad Facts

Glenn Close: Glenn goes out of his way to visit Roswell, New Mexico every time he goes on tour.

Darryl Wilson: His favorite color is leather brown.

Henry Oak: His real favorite TV show is the sunrise.

Ron Stampler: Ron catfished his wife by making a profile on the local humane society as a Schnauzer.
Season 1 Episode 20 "Silent, But Dadly

The dads have won the tournament, and reap their just rewards! Darryl is not okay, Glenn is persuasive, Ron meets a hug, and Henry exhibits a powerful skill...

## Dad Facts

Glenn Close: Glenn hates Christmas.

Darryl Wilson: Darryl once scared Grant by waking him up as bloody Santa on Halloween, leading him to have to explain that Santa wasn't real.

Henry Oak: Henry and Mercedes go all out on a Halloween haunted house and they pass out healthy treats.

Ron Stampler: In the context of Halloween, Ron is scared by everything.
San Dimas (Earth)

This page contains possibly major spoilers for the events of the podcast. Scroll at your own risk.
*This page is about the Season 1 location. For the San Dimas in Season 2, see San Dimas.*

**San Dimas** is a town on Earth.

## Inhabitants

* Darryl Wilson
* Grant Wilson
* Ron Stampler
* Terry Jr. Stampler
* Henry Oak
* Lark Oak-Garcia
* Sparrow Oak-Garcia
* Glenn Close
* Nicky Close
* Jodie Foster
Sparrow Oak-Garcia

* Season 1
* Season 2

Sparrow is the brother of Lark Oak-Garcia, son of Mercedes Oak-Garcia and Henry Oak and the uncle of Normal Oak and Hero Oak.

He was pulled through a portal into Faerûn in Season 1.

## Overview

Initially equally rambunctious with Lark, Sparrow is convinced by Henry to be kind and loving and retains this nature into Season 2.

## History

### Pre-Canon

Sparrow "created" the Doodler, which became the Westrock Elementary School soccer team's mascot. However, it is likely the Doodler simply existed in his subconsciousness as it outdates Sparrow.

### Season 1

Lark and Sparrow are first introduced punching a tree in their yard, while screaming power. Henry Oak encourages them for attempting to deal with their aggression, but tries and fails to dissuade them from harming the tree. They are picked up by Darryl Wilson like the other dads and their sons, and are pulled through a portal into the Forgotten Realms.

Lark and Sparrow are captured by the Lance and sold to Neverwinter. In Neverwinter they discover that the city worships Sparrow's creation, The Doodler. They are received as emissaries of the Doodler, and standing on each others shoulders don the guise of the Lord of Chaos.

The Dads arrive to Neverwinter. Lark and Sparrow think Henry will be angry and decide to throw the dads into the dungeons. In the dungeons the dads escape and Sparrow leaves Lark behind to initiate the ritual to summon the Doodler. Henry manages to catch up to Sparrow, and gives a passionate speech on the strength of compassion, mercy and love. At the end he turns into a wolf.

Sparrow is deeply impressed by this and decides to abandon their plans of genocide. Unfortunately, this leads to Sheriff Boreanaz ordering the guards to attack. Sparrow is hit and goes unconscious almost immediately, missing out on a pyramid dropping on the tower and crushing it entirely.

After leaving Neverwinter, Lark and Sparrow are taken over by a booming voice and disappear.

## Relationships

### Lark Oak-Garcia

> **Sparrow:** *Do you trust me?*
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> **Lark:** *‘Til the end.*
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## Trivia

* Lark and/or Sparrow burned down a significant portion of their first school.
Speedy Trigger

**Speedy Trigger** is a Perk Soda in the Zombies mode of BlastGen.

## Overview

Speedy Trigger increases the fire rate of all weapons by roughly 30%, essentially acting like Rapid Fire. It costs 2000 points and is one of the second cheapest perks in the game, alongside Speedy Revive and Fast Hands. It does not work on the RPG or Grenade Launcher as they are explosive weapons, It is very useful on weapons with slow rates of fire, such as the RPD or ACR. Pistols also see some benefit from it, namely the P260.

## Appearance

The Speedy Trigger machine is different among the other Perk Soda machines, looking more like a drink fountain than a vending machine. It fills bottles and then dispenses them to the player when purchased. It always emits an orange glow even when the power is off. The icon is three bullets exiting a gun barrel.

## "Infinite Fire Rate" glitch

A glitch existed in the beta where perks could be purchased more than once. This allowed players to make their fire rate surpass over 1300 RPM. This was patched when the full game released.

## Trivia

* It is the only Perk Soda that glows even when the power is off, though the glow is still faint when the power is off.
Season 2 Episode 4 "Barf Bum Movie Men (Ft. Elyse Willems)"

The teens become embroiled in an investigation concerning missing body parts.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He got really into ‘Spot the drowning kid’ videos on YouTube and helped to save a kid from drowning at the local pool.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: For the first 90 minutes after he wakes up, he doesn’t use his hands to do anything to ‘prime his body for the soccer field’.

Normal Oak: He can’t swim. He was also both the kid that Taylor helped save from drowning, and the kid in one of the ‘Spot the drowning kid’ videos that Taylor watched.

Scary Marlowe: She believes that Terry Jr’s note to self is a cool code and has been putting it into an anagram generator. So far she has a few guesses, such as ‘Haw, Neurochemistry’ and ‘Munchie Sea Worther’.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe

**Guest Stars**

Elyse Willems as Erica Drippins
San Dimas

This page contains possibly major spoilers for the events of the podcast. Scroll at your own risk.
*This page is about the Season 2 location. For the San Dimas in Season 1, see San Dimas (Earth).*

**San Dimas** is a town in post-Code Purple Faerûn.

## Inhabitants

* Scary Marlowe
* Normal Oak
* Taylor Swift
* Lincoln Li-Wilson
* Lark Oak-Garcia
* Sparrow Oak-Garcia
* Rebecca Swallows
* Cassandra Swift
* Terry Jr. Stampler
* Grant Wilson
* Marco Li-Wilson
Season 2 Episode 10 "Dad Me To Hell"

We finally find out who wins the debate!!!

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: After bothering his mom enough, she bought him a full iRacing rig. Because of how much space it takes up in the garage, his mom has to park her car in the driveway. As a result, he kind of knows the Laguna Seca course in California.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: He does not believe in God. He dabbled in religion when Chelsea was in the championship, and when they lost and his favorite player broke his leg he decided that there either was no God, or he was cruel.

Normal Oak: His name is not really Normal. His actual full name is ‘Normally Oak-Swallows-Garcia’.

Scary Marlowe: She was born in November, but instead of being a Sagittarius, she is an Ophiuchus.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Season 2 Episode 31 "Halt and Catch Fireball"

The teens resolve some internal issues.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He has never seen the Pixar movie Onward, or an anime adaptation of Onward, specifically anything that might happen with a father figure’s severed legs.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: His favorite snack is chocolate covered espresso beans, and he doesn’t know he has been addicted to coffee. He does not like Charleston Chews.

Normal Oak: Pinterest is his only form of social media, and he follows a lot of guys on pinterest whose thing is about ‘returning to when men looked like K-pop stars’, but the fascism goes straight over his head, and he thinks it’s about old school aesthetics.

Scary Marlowe: For the last year, all of the teacher’s comments at the bottom of her report card were varied, but now they all say ‘A pleasure to have in class’. There is definitely some sort of violent coercion going on with the teachers from her.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Season 1 Episode 16 "A Tournament for Knights"

The dads hit the road en route to the tournament for knights in Meadowshade. Darryl dreams about football, Henry gathers more knowledge, Glenn spins out of control, and turns out Ron's more famous than he thought.

## Intro

This episode’s intro features a parody of “See You Again” by Wiz Khalifa and Charlie Puth about leaving Paeden Bennetts behind with Walter The Immoral in the previous episode. Darryl, Henry, and Ron all sing a verse individually and Glenn sings the chorus.

## Dad Facts

Glenn Close: His favorite Star Wars movie is Attack of the Clones.

Darryl Wilson: His favorite part of being a father is when babies wake up confused until they see you and smile. This is also Matt's favorite part of being a father.

Henry Oak: He was born on May 23 and is a Gemini.

Ron Stampler: Beth is sick so she sounds like Ron indefinitely, and people keep recognizing her. (This is said to be a lie, "nobody recognizes me in real life.")
Sheriff Boreanaz

> **Sheriff Boreanaz:** [On the End of the World] *Oh yeah. It would be replaced with a better world, and we, as the children of the Doodler, would bear the fruits of that labor.*
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**Sheriff David Boreanaz** was an important member of the Cult of the Doodler, and the Sheriff of Neverwinter. He hoped to bring about the end of the world by summoning The Doodler to this world.
Season 2 Episode 26 "The Staircase"

The teens, sans Scary, regroup after the stunning betrayal.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He has been thinking about anime betrayals, and Scary’s betrayal is his new number 1 anime betrayal, usurping his previous top anime betrayal which was in the anime ‘Toi Sutori 4’.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: He had to have grab bars installed in his shower because he kept practicing his kicks and falling down. He keeps asking for a pull-up bar, but his dads don’t think that’s a good idea.

Normal Oak: When he turns 24, he gets really into Menswear - super vintage ‘why don’t men dress like this anymore?’ style.

Scary Marlowe: During the two months that they were watching anime with Tony Pepperoni, she was writing the lyrics to her band, Butthole Ricochet’s, forthcoming album. She also has no regrets.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Cern

This page contains possibly major spoilers for the events of the podcast. Scroll at your own risk.

## Cern

### Affiliation

The Daddies
Glenn Close
Henry Oak-Garcia
Darryl Wilson
Ron Stampler

## Overview

Cern is a Lizardfolk dad, who was allied to the dads for a time. Later he found out that the dads had been responsible for the death of his sons, and turned on them and left.
Season 2 Episode 20 "I Brought You My Catbus, You Brought Me Your Love"

Scary steps into yet another leadership role as the team plots their next course of action.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: Growing up, he was a fan of the Berenstain Bears books (and grew up with it spelled E-I-N). His favorite one is ‘Berenstain Bears and Too Much Junk Food’, because the candy looks amazing.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: He is not named after the dog that Grant lost, he is named after the actor Andrew Lincoln, because Marco had a crush on him.

Normal Oak: He is planning the future of his new mustache. He’s waiting for it to grow a bit more, but might go with a Burt Reynolds ‘Smokey and the Bandit’ look.

Scary Marlowe: Her favorite word is ‘Ache’, because it’s both a noun and a verb, and is closely aligned to the feelings of her soul.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Season 2 Episode 41 "We Need to Talk About Heaven"

A new ally joins the teens as they dodge an ambush and make their way to heaven.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: Like all weeb boys, he has considered ‘Am I more ninja or am I more samurai?’ With how stealthy he was, clearly ninja, but he has started to come around to the idea of wearing more than one sword to be more samurai.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: His social network of choice is Nextdoor. He used it to give the neighbors warnings that he was going to be practicing soccer, because it might get a little bit rowdy if he scores a lot that day.

Normal Oak: When he was younger, the family had a cat that was pregnant. He thought that, because the cat had 8 nipples, there would be 8 kittens (1 kitten per nipple). Everyone told him that that wasn’t how it worked, but then there were 8 kittens, and he still thinks that’s how it works.

Scary Marlowe: When she grows up, she wants to open a French bread shop, because it’s all about the pain.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Odyssey-San

**Odyssey-San** was Darryl Wilson's semi-sentient 2008 Honda Odyssey minivan. She was carrying the dads and their sons and was pulled into Faerûn alongside them. Upon running out of fuel, she started running on mucus, magic and Japanese compliments.

## Trivia

* She can drive 42 miles after her fuel light turns on.
Season 2 Episode 5 "Dance Dance Revelations"

It's the day of the big school dance, but WHO WILL THEY GO WITH!?

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He doesn’t like throwing stars. He says it is because they’re impractical in use and are limited, but secretly it is because he once tried to practice throwing them in his backyard and cut his hand. He’s been scared to use them ever since.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: He always has the same Halloween costume every year; his future self as a great soccer player. However, he always gets insecure about his costume, so Marco and Grant always dress up as his two biggest fans.

Normal Oak: He has an older sister called Hero Oak, who is a senior at Video Game High School.

Scary Marlowe: The first crush that she had was on the evil penguin in ‘The Pebble and The Penguin’. His name is Drake.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Barry Oak

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## Barry Oak

### Relatives

Hildy Russet
Autumn Oak
Henry Oak-Garcia
Lark Oak-Garcia
Sparrow Oak-Garcia
Hero Oak
Normal Oak

### Affiliation

The Omega Dads
Willy Stampler
Bill Close

## Appearances

### Debut

S1 Ep28 "The Bridges of Dad and Son County"

## Overview

Barry Oak is Henry Oak's father and serves as a co-BBEG for Season 1, in alliance with Willy Stampler and Bill Close. Barry is shown to be cruel, callous and demanding.
Season 1 Episode 1 "A Man and His Handshake"

Four dads are flung into a new land, sans sons...

## Episode Summary

Darryl Wilson is driving his 2008 Honda Odyssey to the Westrock Elementary School Doodlers' soccer tournament with his son, Grant Wilson. Along the way, they pick up Glenn Close and his son, Nick, Henry Oak and twins Lark and Sparrow Oak, and Ron Stampler and his stepson, Terry Jr. While on the drive, the families find themselves driving on increasingly rocky roads that are not recognized on Darryl's GPS. Suddenly, on the crest of a hill, a purple portal opens, sucking the Honda Odyssey, dads, and sons inside. While entering the portal, each dad is struck with the feeling that they are certain they have been a bad father to their sons.

Upon exiting the portal, the dads discover that they are now in a strange world and their sons are gone. They call 911 and AAA, and their phones work, however dispatchers are unable to figure out their location and cannot come help them. While trying to figure out what to do, they are attacked by three men in red cloaks. After killing two of them, the third surrenders, stating his name is Three and that he knows who took their sons.

Three leads them to The Lance, who he states auctioned off the children a week ago. The dads attempt to ransom Three in exchange for information, but The Lance kills Three instead. In an attempt to persuade the Lance to reveal the location of the children, Darryl tells a story about his son, Grant, losing their family dog, Lincoln. This angers the Lance, and he agrees to enter a blood pact with Darryl in which he will reveal Grant's location in exchange for the promise that Darryl will punish his son upon seeing him again.

After sealing the blood pact, Darryl discovers that he has been tricked--he must now kill Grant and eat his skin within 24 hours of seeing him again, or he and the three other dads will all die painful deaths. However, he learns that Grant is in Meadowshade. Darryl then distracts The Lance so that Henry is able to look at his ledger and discover the locations of the other children--Lark and Sparrow are in Neverwinter, Nick is in Waterdeep, and Terry Jr. is in Roqueporte.

## Dad Facts

Glenn played on the side stages of Bonnaroo in 1997 with the Glenn Close Trio, his dad-rock cover band.

Darryl would be the head coach of the Westrock Elementary Doodlers soccer team if not for “some jerk named Darnell.”

Henry brought a large pack of condoms on the road trip because they can each hold roughly ten gallons of water.

Ron has never taken a sex ed class.

## Cast

Matt Arnold as Darryl Wilson

Anthony Burch is the DM

Will Campos as Henry Oak

Beth May as Ron Stampler

Freddie Wong as Glenn Close

## Appearences

* Nicky Close
* Lark Oak-Garcia
* Sparrow Oak-Garcia
* Grant Wilson
* Terry Jr. Stampler
* Three
* The Lance
Faerûn

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**Faerûn** is a continent in the Forgotten Realms.

## Season 1

Season 1 takes place in Faerûn, where the four dads try to find their lost sons.

### Locations

* Phandalin
* Neverwinter
* Roqueporte
* Meadowshade
* Waterdeep

## Season 2

Season 2 takes place in post-Code Purple Faerûn.

### Locations

* Phandalin
* San Dimas
* San Dimas High School
Interlude - The Witch is Dead

The gang play The Witch is Dead, by Grant Howitt, which tells the story of one time everyone's favorite garden witch Erin O'Neill died at the hands of a dastardly witch hunter named Chad, and how three woodland birds saved her...

This was originally Patreon bonus content, released into the wild because they refer to some of the events of this episode in the main campaign.
Season 2 Episode 40 "The Teenhigh Saga: Break-in Wrong: Part 1"

The teens and Dood head back to school.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: (Freddie has a cat now) Taylor also has a cat… boy costume that he uses to make NPC videos on TikTok. He made so much money from it, but only for two days before the videos got slammed with content violations, because they were just a little too weird for TikTok.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: He’s changing his name to Lincoln M. Kicks in honor of the only person who ever cared about him when he was growing up and never betrayed him; Mr Kicks, his FIFA character.

Normal Oak: His favorite cat is Nermal from Garfield, because their names sound similar, and he thinks they’d get along. There was a kid in elementary school who’s name was Norm L, and Normal thought they could be best friends, but got made fun of.

Scary Marlowe: After doing some research on TikTok, she believes she has ‘delayed onset insult phasa’, a disease where when you want to say something mean to someone, you can’t think of what to say until they leave.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Season 2 Episode 27 "Ei8ht"

The teens go to HELL!!!

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: This is not how he imagined he would die.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: His favorite animals are caterpillars. He likes them because they’re fuzzy, they’re content, they eat leaves, they don’t hurt anybody, and they don’t leave him (unlike butterflies, which fly away).

Normal Oak: He celebrates every instrument in the marching band, except the bass clarinet, because it’s ’just a clarinet trying to be a fucked up saxophone’. However, he thinks the bassoon is one of the most dignified instruments in the orchestra.

Scary Marlowe: The last 48 hours have been the best hours of her life since before Terry Jr joined her family, because no one is questioning her decisions, telling her what to do, or arbitrarily arguing with her.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Season 2 Episode 19 "Pop Punk"

The teens attempt to be saviors of the broken, the beaten, and the damned.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: His favorite Joker depiction is Hisoka, a villain from the Hunter x Hunter series.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: His second choice job is to be a scientist. He was inspired by Kevin Costner from ‘Waterworld’, and wants to make pee into water.

Normal Oak: He has Invisalign, but lost them a while ago. His new ones do not fit, so he has been pushing the back of his teeth with his tongue in an attempt to move his teeth enough that his new Invisalign will fit.

Scary Marlowe: Her favorite goth joke is: How did the Goth kid break up with his girlfriend? He sang her You Are My Sunshine.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Season 1 Episode 19 "Amazing Grant, How Sweet the Cern"

The final minutes of the tournament tick down as the dads scramble to deal with the consequences of their actions in the Forgotten Realms.

## Dad Facts

Glenn Close: Glenn refers to Wendy's as "Big Dubs"

Darryl Wilson: His favorite board game is Scrabble.

Henry Oak: His one mentalism magic trick is "I know where you got your shoes... you got 'em on your feet!"

Ron Stampler: Ron refers to celebrities by their given full names.
Alchemy Jug

> **Anthony:** *So you can make stuff like wine, water—saltwater or fresh, vinegar, oil, beer—which we're gonna say if Darryl uses it will be his particular brew…*
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> **Freddie:** *Nice.*
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> **Anthony:** *—[slight giggle] Mayonnaise, honey—*
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> **Freddie:** *[laughing] Mayonnaise?*
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> **Anthony:** *—and then poison or acid.*
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**The Alchemy Jug** is a magical item, which can create various liquids in various quantities.

Anthony has ruled that the details of the liquids depend on the wielder. If Darryl produces beer it will be his own brew. If Glenn produces acid, it will be LSD.
Season 1 Episode 67 "Mortal Wombat"

The dads pay their respects and skirmish with enemy forces as the final pieces of their plan fall into place.

## Intro

Glenn sings *Carol of the Bells* acapella with lyrics replaced by "deez nuts" jokes, a few of which were present in the previous episodes. He recaps that he was killed by Power Word Kill by Willy and that the evidence to figure out it was a trick was present for them to see. It ends by Glenn wishing everyone well and that he'll see them in hell

## Dad Facts

Glenn Close: He starts every podcast from the beginning.

Darryl Wilson: His favorite thing about Glenn was he put Nick's happiness before his own and went to prison.

Henry Oak: He had complicated feelings about Glenn and regrets his final conversation with him. Henry also thought Glenn was super hot.

Ron Stampler: He respected Glenn's ability to be be chill, cool, and masculine

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM.

Freddie Wong as Nick Jr. (The Rat).

Matt Arnold as Darryl Wilson.

Will Campos as Henry Oak.

Beth May as Ron Stampler.
Season 2 Episode 8 "Slumber Party Mayorssacre"

Lincoln lets his friends in on some important information as the teens have a slumber party to plan.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He had a ‘blankie’. It is actually a body pillow with two anime ladies on both sides (eight anime ladies total).

Lincoln Li-Wilson: He had an Usual Suspects moment where everything about Grant suddenly made sense. His favorite movies all have snipers in them, he was really bad at math but really good at predicting wind and the physics of objects falling very quickly.

Normal Oak: He likes Marvel movies. He thinks they’re pretty good, but that they’re a little too long.

Scary Marlowe: Last year she wanted to get a tongue ring but her mom said no. So she put a binder clip on the tip of her tongue, and cut the circulation off, turning her tongue bluish-black. After taking the clip off, her tongue went back to normal.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Season 1 Episode 24 "The Sins of the Fathers"

The dads plan to sneak into Neverwinter fails immediately, and so they must confront the terrible mistakes of their past.

## Dad Facts

Glenn Close: Glenn took a DNA test once and found out it gets sent to the government. Glenn also believes encoded in his DNA is the secret to true rock and roll stardom.

Darryl Wilson: Darryl makes everyone in his family do New Year's resolutions every year. He also always picks the same resolution every year: literally surprise them in one way every morning. He tries, and they hate it.

Henry Oak: Henry's favorite child is Beanie, the parrot.

Ron Stampler: Ron has attached earlobes.
Talking Dad (Season 1 After Show)

In this special post-season after show, we go over the finale and give some insight into our thoughts and feelings about Season 1, our show, our characters, and D&D itself! We talk about the differences between being a player and being a characters, our individual approaches to the show, stinger endings, intros, our favorite bits, and the wild realization of how much of the DNA of this show is pure happenstance.
Hell

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**Hell** is a plane primarily inhabited by demons and the souls of the unbaptized. Following the Death of Glenn Close Hell became Christmas themed. Jodie Foster became the King of Hell.

Hell consists of layers that correspond to the seven deadly sins. In addition to this there is a level of hell dedicated to those who say 'Bitch'.
Season 2 Episode 3 "The Unbearable Linkness of Peeing"

The teens decompress and regroup after a solid effort at clearing their first incursion.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He’s into Disney anime remakes.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: His favorite class in home-school was PE (Personal Entertainment).

Normal Oak: He lives for two things, cheering as Teeny the Teen and bake sales.

Scary Marlowe: She is left-handed.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Gartok

**Gartok** is a neutral evil fairy dragon who had enslaved his children with Imperator Collars. Eventually his children drew The Fates-card from a Deck of Many Things, allowing them to alter reality so that Gartok had put them on himself instead.

The dads altered the collars to force Gartok to be a good dad.

*Let your kids make their own decisions, within a certain boundary, until they're dragon adult age and do not buy store brand for toilet paper or mac and cheese. Treat your kids in the same way you would want to be treated. But if you don't like yourself and you would actually treat yourself badly, that doesn't mean you can hurt your kids or hurt anybody they love, and that the bracelets cannot be removed by anybody other than these four dads.*

## Trivia

* While Gartok is Neutral Evil, in DnD lore fairy dragons are Chaotic Good.
Dungeons and Daddies Wiki

**Welcome to the Dungeons and Daddies Wiki!**
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> Dungeons and Daddies, not a BDSM podcast. Most of the time a Dungeons & Dragons podcast about four dads from our world flung into the Forgotten Realms in the quest to rescue their lost sons.
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A new community made for compiling information about the real-play DND podcast.

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Dungeons and Daddies

**Dungeons & Daddies** is an unscripted comedy podcast done as an ongoing series of role-playing sessions loosely based on the fifth edition of Dungeons & Dragons. It first aired in January 2019.

## Plot

### Season 1

Season 1 follows four dads in their attempts to rescue their lost sons in the fantasy land of Faerûn.

### Season 2

Season 2 takes place 25 years later, in a post-apocalyptic version of San Dimas, California. The teenage grandchildren of Season 1 characters are tasked with finding their fathers, who have disappeared with little explanation.

## Cast

Main Cast

Guests

## See also

* Season 1
* Season 2
* List of Bonus Content
Season 2 Episode 13 "Children of the Code"

The teens finally get some gosh darned answers around here!

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: He is secretly a huge fan of the soccer team. He also occasionally shines a laser pointer into the opposing goalie’s eyes.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: His favorite taste is steamed brussel sprouts, because he was told that they would make him strong. He’s also constipated all the time.

Normal Oak: His best friend is his pen pal from Ecuador, Carlos, who he met on a family trip to Ecuador when he was around 6 years old.

Scary Marlowe: When she played soccer, her nickname was The Waterfall, because the one time she played goalie she was really good at it, but she cried the whole time.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Season 2 Episode 25 "Stand and Delivery"

The teens tackle Principal Tony Pepperoni's loneliness.

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: His New Year’s resolution is to get more into fan dubbing anime. Prior to the season, he was downloading anime off of YouTube. His mom’s computer now has a lot of spyware.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: His New Year’s resolution is the same as it is every year; to not get sick, because he can’t train for soccer when sick, and he feels like a burden when his dads have to take care of him. He gets sick every January though.

Normal Oak: His main career goal is to be a mascot, but his backup career is to be a therapist. He thinks being a therapist is like being a mascot but for one person.

Scary Marlowe: Her least favorite song is the birthday song, because ‘people will just join in like sheeple’, without really caring about whose birthday it is.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe
Season 2 Episode 45 "Hell or High Father"

The teens find out why Glenn and Terry are DUELING in HELL!

## Teen Facts

Taylor Swift: The one thing he misses the most about being a ranger is disguising himself as a trashcan and getting pushed onto the stage.

Lincoln Li-Wilson: When he goes to the bathroom, he takes off all of his clothes and puts them in the laundry because they get dirty. Every time he goes to the bathroom, he puts on a new pair of clothes. He does not do his own laundry.

Normal Oak: He is the founder of the school’s yearbook club. It is not the club that makes the yearbook, it’s a book club that meets every month to discuss yearbooks that the school has published. People that turn up usually think it is the club that makes the yearbook.

Scary Marlowe: Her favorite planet (in our solar system) is Mercury, because it has the longest day, which also means it has the longest night, which is the longest time to write poetry, focus on regrets and be sad.

## Cast

Anthony Burch as the DM

Freddie Wong as Taylor Swift

Matt Arnold as Lincoln Li-Wilson

Will Campos as Normal Oak

Beth May as Scary Marlowe