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Man Who Totally Misread This Situation

The **Man Who Totally Misread This Situation** is a character played by Zachary Ruane that appears in The Man Who (Part Two) in Live at the Enmore.

## Description

He misreads situations, mistaking someone talking about kids with llearning disabilities for romance, for example.

## Appearances

### The Man Who (Part Two)

Mark says to him that he was talking to his girlfriend and her mum the other day because she goes into primary schools and teaches kids with learning disabilities to read and write. He goes in to kiss Mark, startling him. He totally misread the situation.
How To Be Cool

**How To Be Cool** is the fourth episode in the Glennridge Secondary College series.

## Official synopsis

This week, the boys show the students how to be cool at school in a presentation for media class. No longer will you be a loser, a geek, a dork, a deadbeat failure, no! Through the power of parody, comedy, and rap, you will rise and become the rad bad mad kewl kid you always dreamed of. Live your dreams, nerds, today is the day we-

Hide. She is coming. We are not safe. No one is. Oh God. I think she knows where I am. Quick, tell m-
Mum from Catch Me if You Can

**Mum from Catch Me if You Can** is a character played by Zachary Ruane in Podcast Ep 122 - Michelle's Party Quiz Shenanigans FEAT. MICHELLE BRASIER.

She is a mum who misses her son almost as much as she loves Sara Lee.

On *Chase Me If You Can*, she got the boys some Sara Lee. (*Podcast Ep 122 - Michelle's Party Quiz Shenanigans FEAT. MICHELLE BRASIER*)
Mr Fart

**Mr Fart** is a character played by Zachary Ruane in Podcast Ep 181 - If Poopin' Too Hard is Evil, I don't Wanna Be a Jedi!.

Mr Fart is a smelly fart made of beans that came out of a dick.

## Biography

He appeared at a party celebrating the return of the Aunty Donna Podcast and met Cum On My Back Man. (*Podcast Ep 181 - If Poopin' Too Hard is Evil, I don't Wanna Be a Jedi!*)
Oxtos

Oxtos in the Hug The Sun logo

**Oxtos** (AKA **Dear Light Giver**) is a character that appears in the Hug The Sun web series.

## Description

Oxtos is a sun god. They are depicted in many forms in the children's television program Hug The Sun that ran from 1988 to 1991. Oxtos is the antithesis of the Shädowmän in the same way as the Devil is to God in Christianity. There exists a Book of Oxtos.

      In the opening titles to the 205th episode of this series, Oxtos was shown to have formed from the Second Prophet Gary and two children. They were shown to be in pain before they merged and flew into the sky. During the show, BJ and Trent reenacted the story of when the god stole the hands of King Boot Toot and turned his family into plants, using puppets. Along with Linda, they thanked Oxtos for giving them the gifts of food, heat and light. BJ told the children about the Second Prophet Gary who built a place for the worshippers of Oxtos in the bushlands. An animated story from the Book of Oxtos was shown, about the how Oxtos turned half of the tribal leader Shane's town into rabbits and birds after he asked for too much sun. (*Gratitude*)

On the hottest day of the year, the Second Prophet Gary rose into Oxtos and quite literally hugged the sun before passing the reigns of his cult to the Third Prophet, Trent. (*Gary*)
Looking for Cowdoy Instead of Promoting Our Netflix Show

**Looking for Cowdoy Instead of Promoting Our Netflix Show** is the fifth and final promo stunt video for Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.

## Plot

The boys discuss ways to promote their Netflix show in their office, until they hear news of Cowdoy in the city. Mark and Zach go out to find him while Broden stays, to hold down the fort. Throughout the adventure, Mark maintains his enthusiasm regarding Cowdoy, often dancing with him, while Zach is far more concerned with promoting the show.

Cowdoy frightens some pedestrians. Cowdoy mistook one man as another Cowdoy and decides to get into a scuffle with them.

## Trivia

* One reason Cowdoy is in Australia and not the Wild Wets may be due to the lack of Disneylands in the Southern Hemisphere. Disneyland makes Cowdoy anxious and he much prefers Universal Studios parks, of which there are some in Australia.
	+ Lack of worrying about proximity to Disneyland may be an explanation for Cowdoys subdued behaviour in the video. Cowdoy often resorts to spitting and shooting random people when in America, while only shooting Santa Claus when in the City
* Broden may have stayed at the office because he looks too much like Cowdoy, despite clear differences between the two.
Minister of Public Scrutiny

The **Minister of Public Scrutiny** is a character played by Adrian Dean in The Minister of Public Scrutiny in the series Fortnightly Fap Off. His actual name is unknown.

He wears a grey suit with a black tie and checkered shirt. He is the minister for Doalittlejigonmyscrotsville. He tends to respond to questions with insults. He loves using his taxpayer funded credit card to go to brothels such as gay bathhouses like Wet on Wellington, and the Scarlet Lady on Clifton Hill which he thinks is classier. He also loves getting a bisexual twin to do a piss on his chest and leave a Cleveland steamer in his gob. He says he doesn't have the idiocracy, stupidity or silliness to make these matters public, however. He is a bit of a homophobe. It is relatively likely that he went to school with Bronwyn Bishop in year 10.

## Appearances

### The Minister of Public Scrutiny

He approaches the media to do an interview, saying he only has time for three questions. He responds to a question from Jason by saying "Tony Abbot, more like Tony doesn't have it" and elaborates by saying Tony does not have a willy.

Another reporter asks him about his opinions on Craig Thompson (the Minister for Dobell)'s use of taxpayer funds in a prostitution scandal. He responds by saying that he is the minister for Doalittlejigonmyscrotsville, then says he won't beat around the bush, lie to his constituents, or turn into a large jar of quince paste and walk around the streets of Melbourne in some sort of lackadaisical fashion, but also says Craig Thompson is a big old floppy dildo. He says he loves using his taxpayer funded credit card to go to brothels such as gay bathhouses like Wet on Wellington, and the Scarlet Lady on Clifton Hill which he thinks is classier. He also states that he loves getting a bisexual twin to do a piss on his chest and leave a Cleveland steamer in his gob. He says he doesn't have the idiocracy, stupidity or silliness to make these matters public.

Another reporter asks about Anthony Albenese's comments on the Minister's relentless negativity which he says is a shame on the Australian people. He responds by calling Anthony an albatross, and "Anthony lemon squeezy." He says Anthony has a funerial outlook on Australia's fiscal policy and has a silly haircut that makes him look like a bit of a gaybo. He also says that Anthony incorrectly claims to have fingered the Honourable Member for Mackellar Bronwyn Bishop at the midwinter ball, in parliament, the year 10 camp to Cradle Mountain, and the year 10 production of Grease. He says this claim is incorrect because he only pashed her like twice because she had a couple too many mixed berry UDLs.

Another reporter asks him about Bob Ketter, and he says Bob has cunts for ears, then leaves.
Mr Gentlemen's Barbers

The barbers cutting Broden's hair

The **Mr Gentlemen's Barbers** are a group of four characters played by Zachary Ruane, Mark Bonanno, Danny Dolan and Nathan Kim in Dating in Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.
They work at The Mr Gentlemen's Barber, a trendy barber shop where men can be gentlemen and manly and men cash only. Their clientele is quite smart and trendy so they have a wide selection of magazines to read while waiting for a haircut. They have unconventional ways of cutting hair, offering their clients pale ale, drinking their house blend of Jack Daniels, siracha and hawk semen, drinking barbicide and showing the dicks on their tits. They also love to dance.

They charged Broden $8 for a haircut, with which they did a good job and got to him quickly too. (*Dating*)
Kramer

**Kramer** is a character played by Zachary Ruane in Podcast Ep 122 - Michelle's Party Quiz Shenanigans FEAT. MICHELLE BRASIER, based on the character from *Seinfeld*.

Kramer had a scheme, and turned his apartment different. He said he would come to your house and eat all your cereal. (*Podcast Ep 122 - Michelle's Party Quiz Shenanigans FEAT. MICHELLE BRASIER*)
Mish Wittrup

Mish in promotion for her live show Soy Fat White

**Mish Wittrup** is an Australian comedian and has worked with Aunty Donna on numerous projects. She is the host of Mish and Zach's Leguizamarama with Zachary Ruane, which was formerly Recaps with Mish and Zach.

Mish is currently performing a live show, Soy Fat White, which was directed by Zach.

## Appearances

Aussie Christmas Carol

* 1999
	+ Being Bigoted in the Workplace
	+ Two People Wear the Same Tie to Work
	+ What Do You Think of This?
	+ Touchy Feely Co-Worker
	+ Manbeast Returns
* Podcast Ep 69 Feat. MISH WITTRUP
* Glennridge Secondary College
	+ Roll Call
	+ Don't Get In The Kiln
	+ How To Be Cool
	+ Ball Games At Lunch
	+ Grieving Can Be Fun?
	+ The Class Clown
	+ Tackling Swearing In School
	+ Teacher Holds Back Class At Lunch
	+ Fire Drill
* Recaps with Mish and Zach (every episode)
* Podcast Ep 200 - Episode 200!!!!
* Mish and Zach's Leguizamarama (every episode)
* Cold Calling People to Promote Our Netflix Show
* Podcast Ep 297 - Would You Rather With Mish Wittrup
* MAFS Recap feat. Mish Wittrup
Nigel

**Nigel** is a character played by Mark Bonanno in Podcast Ep 116 - Andrew W.K's references.

Nigel is the father of Andrew W.K. the Goldfish and husband to Genevieve. He's British, upper-class, Protestant, and bisexual. Though he and his wife own a large amount of property, they are rather cash poor. He enjoys yacht racing, Aussie rules football, and experimenting with food in the bedroom, as well as taking part in orgies and drugs behind closed doors. He loves Zoo Magazine.

Both he and and his wife have strong beliefs and accusations against Catholics, particularly the ones down the road. They claim to have heard these claims from their Church as rumours. They have claimed that Catholics:

* Walk around with pencils in their penises;
* Have long fingernails and strong brows;
* Have knees ten times the size of a normal man's;
* Eat their young immediately after birth;
* Have SARS disease;
* Live in the sewers away from daylight;
* Can bite you to turn you into one of them;
* Eat chocolate;
* Have feet smaller than a skittle;
* Have heads larger than a basketball;
* Have fingers longer than a pine tree;
* Have tummies larger than their torsos;
* Have bellybuttons as deep as a well;
* Have hats smaller than pine nuts;
* Drink blood;
* Can bite you to turn you into a turtle.

They have emphasised that they are only bigoted towards Catholics, and no other religion. They are in support of Muslims.

He appeared in Heathrow for an interview with Broden after being put down as a reference by his son. He gave Judas some silver as he had not seen him in 24 years when they had had anal sex. He explained that his wife had recently been in a car accident. He was soon to enter a yacht race down the seven isles of the Dead Sea. He accused Catholics of several things, and claimed to have met Jamie Oliver. He experienced the sudden urge to lick Broden's neck, and was later allowed to do so. (*Podcast Ep 116 - Andrew W.K's references*)
Mousse

The **Mousse** is a character that appears in The Table of Chef Matthias in Trendy.

It is a mousse made by Chef Matthias. It is lighter than air, and is a cock tease.

## Appearances

### The Table of Chef Matthias

Chef Matthias makes it, but it floats away. The Oyster says he will miss it. Chef Matthias is later interrupted by its reappearance. He has fun chasing it, and says it is a cock tease. It floats into space with Chef Matthias, and stays there with him and the Oyster.
Patreon Poddy 3

### Characters

* Patrick Stewart patting a man called Rick making a stew that he thinks is a work of art (Zach)
* The feeling Abigail Breslin had when she found out she was nominated for Best Supporting Actress for Litle Miss Sunshine (Mark)

### This is Patreon exclusive content - please don't include full breakdowns or any unannounced information

**Patreon Poddy 3** is the third episode of the Aunty Donna Podcast's Email era.

## Topics

* Playing Party Quirks with Broden as the host
* A celebrity Mark used to like who kept calling him a "big fan"
* The boys annoying a fan at the airport for 40 minutes
	+ Repeatedly giving breakfast vouchers to her
	+ Buying cigarettes in Melbourne
* Commentating GPS tries to kill man.
	+ It was originally named just "GPS"
	+ It was shot in Zach's house
	+ Joe Kosky wrote the music for it
	+ One of the shots had to be flipped
	+ Broden's hair
	+ Mark thought Melways existed outside of Melbourne
	+ Winning Tropfest
King Henry VIII

King Henry VIII in Aunty Donna's Coffee Cafe on the visual complaint cards.

King Henry the VIII was the King of England between 1509 and 1547. He formed the Church of England in 1534.

## Biography

King Henry VIII put a complaint into the customer complaint box at the Morning Brown Cafe. His complaint was with the Holy See, believing it was his divine right to have his marriage annulled. Aunty Donna also overcooked his poached chicken sandwich. Broden called him a boomer. (We're Getting a Toilet Door)
Old Man Pete (character)

**Old Man Pete** is a character played by Adrian Dean in a sketch of the same name.

Pete is a prospector from the year 1854. He comes from a time of rebellion, bushrangers and boiled lollies.

Aunty Donna saw a film made by him, *Courting in the 1850s*. In it, he attempted to court a woman in a tavern. He offered they go down to lucky McAdams Creek to try gold panning, and get her a golden necklace made at the blacksmith if they struck gold. He suggested he then take her back to his place and \*bleep\*. He then offered a second date at the Clivesdale bakery to make blueberry muffins with Mrs McAdams, then take her back to the woman's ranch to tie her to the back of a horse and \*bleep\*. He then mentioned a trip to the steam train museum, or see Lola Montez perform *The High Kicking Ladies and Billy Boy Wild* in Vaudeville and then go back to Lola's house and \*bleep\*. Some redcoats came along, and he said that soeaking of the colour red, he'll \*bleep\*. (*Old Man Pete*)
Love Monster

### First seen

Podcast Ep 129 - Chris's Email Suggestion Part 2 (Stop Listening At The 45 Minute Mark)

## About

### Status

Loves you

The **Love Monster** is a character played by Zachary Ruane in Podcast Ep 129 - Chris's Email Suggestion Part 2 (Stop Listening At The 45 Minute Mark).

It is a monster that loves people. It likes to eat the fingers and toes of those he loves.

It appeared when the boys were wrapping up the podcast, seemingly summoned by the love between them. It proceeded to attempt to eat the boys' fingers and toes. (*Podcast Ep 129 - Chris's Email Suggestion Part 2 (Stop Listening At The 45 Minute Mark)*)
List of notable Aunty Donna fans

This page lists fans of Aunty Donna that are notable in relation to the group.

## Celebrity fans

* Bob Saget, comedian.
* Jack Quaid, actor known for *The Boys*.
* Jordan Murdoch, former professional Australian rules football player.
* Neil Patrick Harris, actor.
* ProZD, YouTuber who said Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun was his #1 show of 2021.
* RuPaul, known for *Rupaul's Drag Race*.
* TomSka, YouTuber who frequently references Aunty Donna.
* TPAIN, musician.

## Other fans

* *Aunty Donna Fact Check*, a Twitter account that fact checks Aunty Donna.
* Chris, known for suggesting the narrative of the Chris's Email Suggestion series in the Aunty Donna Podcast.
* D\_Comic\_Boi, a Reddit user known for making a spreadsheet of every character on the Aunty Donna Podcast, who was thanked at the end of Podcast Ep 110 - The Zach Ruane Politics Show.
* Damp Squid, frequent attendee of live shows and helper for Mark's Twitch content.
* *Guessing Who Wrote Aunty Donna Tweets*, a Twitter account that causes chaos in Aunty Donna's replies.
* Jack Roberts, known for playing King Larrikin Wallaby Waloo.
* Jamjam, Aunty Donna Wiki admin.
* Jarrod Feng, who took the sign Parks Victoria had put up in place of the Monolith and made a video out of it.
* Kylie Jones, Discord admin, Reddit mod and Aunty Donna Podcast idea haver, as well as the originator of the Kylie Jones Podcast Idea podcast sub-series.
* Remy Alva, owner of the @mrbullposting Instagram account.
* Rhys Wilson, Aunty Donna's Office Junior in 2014.
Mr Turtley-Turtle

Mr Turtley-Turtle playing Dishonored 2

**Mr Turtley-Turtle** (AKA **Mr Turtle**) is a character voiced by Zachary Ruane that appears in Dishonored 2: Broden Review in Insert Coin.
He is an African side-neck turtle, one of the eight turtles that Broden ordered illegally. He possesses a katana, and is proficient in choreographed fighting. He can play Dishonored 2 and sing songs.

## Appearances

### Dishonored 2: Broden Review

After the Customs Officer discovers him with his 8 friends, he introduces himself and slices off Broden's penis with a katana. Broden shoots him with a gun, and an impressive choreographed fight occurs. He tells Broden to go to shell and decapitates him with the katana. Broden confirms his own death and the Customs Officer thanks him on behalf of the Department of Agriculture and Water Resources. He kills the Customs Officer with a gun because he don't give no fucks 'bout nobody, and goes to play Dishonoured 2. He sings a song:

I'm **Mr Turtley-Turtle**

Playing Dishonoured 2

I love to play games with all my friends

And shootin' and slicin' off penises

Hooroo, how do you do...
Mark's Mum

### First seen

Podcast Ep 129 - Chris's Email Suggestion Part 2 (Stop Listening At The 45 Minute Mark)

### Series

* Aunty Donna Podcast
* Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun

## Relationships

### Children

Mark Bonanno

**Mark's Mum** is a character played by Mark Bonanno that appeared in Night-Time! in Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.

She is the mother of Mark.

Mark called his mum at the end of the longest podcast to date, and Broden spoke to her too. (*Podcast Ep 129 - Chris's Email Suggestion Part 2 (Stop Listening At The 45 Minute Mark)*)

Mark called her after doubting his portrayal of Salvatore Michaelangelo. She said she was just a stupid old mamma mia and pooed her pants. (*Night-Time!*)
List of web series

This is a list of web series in Aunty Donna's catalogue.

## Main List

* Aunty Donna In Pantsuits promotional episodes
* Rumpus Room
* Aunty Donna and The Fax Machine Shop promotional episodes
* Fortnightly Fap Off
* Fapé in the Café
* Haven't You Done Well
* Fresh Blood
* Roommates!
* Bargain Boyz
* Insert Coin
* 1999
* A Play in 3 Acts
* Trendy
* Live at the Enmore
* Ripper Aussie Summer
* How To Do Things Good
* BEST CONTENT EVER!!1!
* The Album
* Camp Bush Camp!
* low budget sketches we shot in our office in late 2018
* Glennridge Secondary College
* The Rove Tapes
* BOHOF promo stunts
* Hug The Sun

## Other Lists

* List of standalone sketches
* List of live shows
Kid Killer Killer

The **Kid Killer Killer** is a character played by Mark Bonanno in Podcast Ep 261 - AD ad reads.

He is a man who kills kid killers.

When the Kid Killer paid for an ad on the Aunty Donna Podcast, the Kid Killer Killer placed an ad after his for his own business. He said he'd kill any kid killer in the area, then kill your kids for no added fee (you have no choice in this). He then proceeded to kill the Kid Killer by putting a hat pin in his ear and straight through to his brain. (*Podcast Ep 261 - AD ad reads*)
Mrs Claus

**Mrs Claus** is a character played by Tom Armstrong and later Zachary Ruane on the Aunty Donna Podcast.

Mrs Claus is the general name for the wife of Santa Claus. There have been at least two Mrs Clauses, the second being described as more vicious and the first as a skeletal, cruel-looking woman that looked like Glenn Close. The second Mrs Claus is polyamorous. She has three world leaders on speed dial, and can have anyone killed if she so pleases. She is worth $8 billion, and owns 30% of Santa's business.

The second Mrs Claus (Santa's second wife after his first died) appeared on the podcast at Christmas in 2021 in an attempt to do some PR for the Claus name. She claimed that she had taken the previous Mrs Claus' name, despite Santa's protests. This Mrs Claus was described by Broden as "vicious". She said she first met Santa at a "rich people event", and mentioned his factories in Bangladesh. She spoke of her polyamorous relationship with Santa and how it came to be, including a fuckfest in Templestow. She said that her favourite elf was Jiminy Joe. She explained that she married Santa in 1984 when she was studying law. The boys asked for some humble presents from her after she promised she could do anything. (*Podcast Ep 286 - Mrs. Claus*)
Old Wisened Man

The **Old Wisened Man** is a character that is referenced in Ellen (or: A Parody of the Television Show Ellen) in Live at the Enmore.

He mans the concierge in the Czechoslovakian consulate in Shanghai, and is an accomplice with Ellen DeGeneres. He is a kindly man who looks as if the world has forgotten him.

## Appearances

### Ellen (or: A Parody of the Television Show Ellen) (referenced)

At the Czechoslovakian consulate in Shanghai, Jessica exchanges the blood diamonds with him for chips for the Shang Zhao Casino in downtown Shanghai.
Liam Neeson

**Liam Neeson** is a character played by Zachary Ruane in Podcast Ep 181 - If Poopin' Too Hard is Evil, I don't Wanna Be a Jedi!, based on the real Liam Neeson.

Neeson is an actor who has had experiences with racism in his past.

## Biography

He appeared at a party celebrating the return of the Aunty Donna Podcast while playing an American in a thriller. There, he met Jar Jar Binks and Better Jar Jar Binks, and offered to tell them a funny story about his life experience and racism. (*Podcast Ep 181 - If Poopin' Too Hard is Evil, I don't Wanna Be a Jedi!*)
Nurse Ashanti

**Nurse Ashanti** is a character played by Michelle Brasier that appears in Haven't You Done Well 9: Slippy Floors.
She is a nurse. She carries around rare plasma. She wears white nurse clothes with a red cross on.

When Zach died after slipping on the floor, she appeared but slipped and spilled her rare plasma, then drank some (*Haven't You Done Well 9: Slippy Floors*).
Papadum

**Papadum** is a character referenced in Man Grieves Over Dead Wife. You Won't Believe What Happens Next! He does not actually appear in any sketches.
He is the father of Rogan Josh and grandfather to the late Mrs. Chapman, who died of curry, as well as Jessica. He is married to Garlic Naan. It is unknown as to whether his name is actually Papadum, because John Chapman refers to him with an Indian food pun.

## Appearances

### Man Grieves Over Dead Wife. You Won't Believe What Happens Next! (referenced)

John Chapman mentions him, wondering how he'll tell him about Mrs. Chapman's death.
Magic Trick/Silly Man Can't Take Direction

**Magic Trick/Silly Man Can't Take Direction**is the third episode of Rumpus Room.

## Plot

### Magic Trick

Mark and Zach appear, doing a performance while Broden and Adrian watch. They throw a lot of cards and make a lot of noise. Zach says Mark is going to recall every card in order; Mark says the first card is the Ace of Spades which is wrong.

### Silly Man Can't Take Direction

Adrian is sitting on a sofa reading a book called The Radio Manual by Peter Sterlings. The Director says to cut and gets up out of his director's chair, and tells Adrian that it's about feeling comfortable anywhere doing anything, wearing the jumper Adrian has on. He tells Adrian to rea

d the book. They try again, but Adrian doesn't read the book. The Director gets Adrian to read an OK! Magazine and gets the dog out of the shot, then says he just wants Adrian to read the magazine, but Adrian puts it on his head instead, so the Director gets angry at Adrian.

## Characters

* Mark
* Zach
* Broden
* Adrian
* Director (Broden Kelly)
Lion

The **Lion** is a character played by Jackson Tait that appears in Tony The Tea Towel Man in Rumpus Room.

He's a scary lion and stuff. Watch out for him. He has a spiky orange mane and big whiskers. He wears a black and grey striped tee with grey jeans. He seems to make sure he gets a lot of vitamins.

## Appearances

### Tony The Tea Towel Man

He is in the Rumpus Room and manages to get past Zach's preactically inpenetrable fortress to bite his neck. At the end of the day, Mark says the part with him in it was his favourite part of the day, and the Lion screams into a teddy bear. He says he killed Zach because he's full of zinc, iron and b vitamins.
King Boot Toot

A puppet of King Boot Toot

**King Boot Toot** is a character that is referenced in Gratitude in Hug The Sun.
He was a king who lost his hands and family.

In the 205th episode of Hug The Sun, BJ and Trent reenacted the story of when Oxtos stole the King's hands and turned his family into plants, using puppets. (*Gratitude*)
Patreon Poddy 69 - Ep 15 - Moustache Man 2 The Pod

**Patreon Poddy 69 - Ep 15 - Moustache Man 2 The Pod** is the fifteenth episode of the Aunty Donna Podcast's 69 Era poddy. It was reuploaded to the main podcast as Podcast Ep 238 - The Best Of The Aunty Donna Club Part 2 - Mr Moustache Man 2.

## Topics

* A genuine moment between Broden and Mark
* SodaStream Pepsi
* Mr Moustache Man 2

## Trivia

* This podcast is a sequel to Mr Moustache Man
Man Gets New Girlfriend

**Man Gets New Girlfriend**, also known as **Rhonda**, is the sixth episode of Rumpus Room.

Aunty Donna have since removed the video from YouTube because they were not proud of the video's creative process. It was arguably one of the most offensive Aunty Donna sketches, and Mark said in Podcast Ep 31 that they were stretching for 7 sketches on the day they filmed Rumpus Room.

## Plot (salvaged from a Reddit comment)

Adrian brings his girlfriend Rhonda around to watch My Kitchen Rules, but the gang keep making insensitive remarks about her.

Through a small montage, Adrian shows the other boys how their remarks can hurt the people around them, and that nobody will ever love Zach.

The boys do not learn their lesson and continue making derogatory remarks towards Rhonda, who appears crestfallen. Broden greets Rhonda by saying "hello slut."

## Characters

* Adrian
* Rhonda
* Mark
* Zach
* Broden
Mr Gutsimanes

**Mr Gutsimanes** is a character played by Broden Kelly that appears in Smokers Tree in Live at the Enmore.

He is a teacher at Mark and Zach's high school. He is a □ cunt. He has worked with Charlie Bonanno before. He does not have a wife as she was a professional diver and one day dived into a shallow pool, becoming a paraplegic. She died suffocating in her sleep. He lays awake in a cold bed every night waiting for death to take him. He has been teaching for two years at his school.

## Biography

Broden told Demi Lardner, Zach, and Mark that they were cutting into their lunch time and that he could wait there all lunch. Zach explained to him that Demi did a big spray over her dad's Weet-Bix, and that she had used a funnel. Mark called him Mr. Goochimanes and asked for a bathroom pass. He told Mark his father was very disappointed in him and that he was counting on him to work his ass off and apply himself. He said to Demi that jokes were fun but that having to redo Year 10 wasn't. After sharing the story of his wife's death, the class mocked him chanting 'Goochimanes', and he joined the chant. He talked with Mr Ghost and called him a stupid cunt.

While inceptioned in Demi Lardner's dreams he invited everyone else present to stick mechanical pencils up his anus.(*Podcast EP 12 Feat. DEMI LARDNER*)

He once appeared and berated Zach and Mark for smoking, listening to jazz music and fingering all of the girls. He tried to bring them to detention, but Zach told him to stop being such a □ cunt. He explained that he was not a cunt, just a teacher, but Zach and Mark put a cigarette in his mouth and lit it. He said smoking does not make you cool, it makes you sexy cool. They preformed a song about the tree they were smoking at. (*Smokers Tree*)

## Trivia

This character is not dissimilar to Mr Broden, being a stern teacher as played by Broden who has held students back into their lunch break for misbehaving.

## Appearances

* Podcast EP 12 Feat. DEMI LARDNER
* Smokers Tree
* Podcast Ep 43 - A Saucy Night Of Cabaret - Feat. PENNY GREENHALGH
Mr McGregor

**Mr McGregor** is a character played by Zachary Ruane in Podcast Ep 62 LIVE FROM SOHO THEATRE LONDON on the Aunty Donna Podcast.

Mr McGregor is a Lawn of the Ring character who likes to mow the lawn.

## Biography

He appeared in London on the Aunty Donna Podcast, mad that Gollum left rings on his lawn, and met Manbeast. He saw that Gollum had also slingshotted toilet tissue all over his back fence. (*Podcast Ep 62 LIVE FROM SOHO THEATRE LONDON*)
Mark's Nana

**Mark's Nana** is a character played by Michelle Brasier that appears in Italians VS People! in BEST CONTENT EVER!!1!.
She is the grandmother of Mark. Her relatives seem to be spaghetti. She owns a similar house to that of Broden's Nana except spaghetti rains from the ceiling.

## Appearances

### Italians VS People!

She sits down on some spaghetti and gets comfortable, then shows Mark pictures of spaghetti. She and Mark are rained on by spaghetti while watching TV.
Mental Case Jimmy

Mental Case Jimmy is a character who was asked his opinion.

## Biography

Broden asked Mental Case Jimmy for his opinion on Zach singing "aunty" in a high-pitched voice sustaining a half hour. Mental Case Jimmy replied he thought it was a good idea, and Zach asked if they were going to have to beep out 'mental case'. Broden felt this could be a Borat thing. (*Podcast EP 6 Feat. BEN RUSSELL*)
Ol' Town Pryer

**Ol' Town Pryer** is a character played by Zachary Ruane on the Aunty Donna Podcast.

He is a man who rings a bell and prys things from small gaps.

When everyone in Aunty Donna died aside from Mark, including Gladys' Sister and Judas, he came to declare it. He said the next episode would involve him alone prying things from around the town. He then shot and killed Mark. (*Podcast Ep 119 - Gladys's Sister*)
Kate (Ellen)

**Kate** is a character referenced in Ellen (or: A Parody of the Television Show Ellen) in Live at the Enmore.

She is a young girl. Her younger sister is Jessica, and she is a fan of Ellen DeGeneres.

## Appearances

### Ellen (or: A Parody of the Television Show Ellen) (referenced)

She sends a letter to Ellen DeGeneres that reads "dear Ellen, my younger sister Jessica has been through a real rough time recently. Ellen, can you please help."
Michael(s) Hing's Thing

**Michael(s) Hing's Thing** is three-hundred-forty-first episode of the Aunty Donna Podcast. Michael Hing is back on the pod and joins the boys from his bedroom for a deep dive into his not-so-new TV show Australia's Best Competition Competition.

## Notes and Trivia

* This is Michael Hing's fourth appearance on the podcast.
A Cheeky Tea Break

**A Cheeky Tea Break** is the seventh episode of 1999.

## Plot

Mark comes across Zach who is having a cheeky little tea party, and Zach invites him to join in. They pop the kettle on but a watched pot never boils, but eventually it does. Broden appears and offers them a packet of Arnott's Family Assorted biccies. Mark pours the milk for Broden's tea and then Zach loses his biccie in his tea, so Mark dives in to save it. While in the tea, he meets Ned Kelly, Australia's most notorious bushranger who holds up banks and seeks revenge for his mother who is in prison. The tea makes Broden tired so he decides to go to bed. Zach's tea leaves tell him they'll get a big cuddle, so they go to bed together.

## Characters

* Broden
* Mark
* Zach
* Ned Kelly
Ned Kelly

**Ned Kelly** is a character in A Cheeky Tea Break in the 1999 series. He is not to be confused with Nug Kelly.
Ned Kelly is Australia's most notorious bushranger who holds up banks and seeks revenge for his mother who is in prison. He lives in Zach's tea. Ned is based off the 1800s bushranger of the same name.

## Appearances

### A Cheeky Tea Break

Mark meets him at the bottom of Zach's tea while trying to retrieve a biccie. He is in a submarine. He tells his life story, and they part ways.
Neighbour George

**Neighbour George** (AKA **George Catanick**) is a character played by Broden Kelly in Hug The Sun.
George was involved in a segment of the children's TV show Hug The Sun which ran from 1988 to 1991, called *Spreading the Word with Neighbour George*. He has had several jobs, including owning a tattoo parlour.

In the 205th episode of Hug The Sun, Trent came to see him. He was down in the dumps, so Trent spread the word of Oxtos to him. George said he'd started his own tattoo parlour, but didn't do his research and later discovered he was within walking distance of another tattoo parlour run by bikies. These bikies had rolled up to the front door, kicked George in the face, and locked him in his own parlour and set fire to it, which burned the merciless shit out of his cousin John. This made George feel like a piece of crap, but he was grateful nobody died. (*Gratitude*)
Lord Wellington Moncrief

**Lord Wellington Moncrief** is a character played by Zachary Ruane in The Class Clown in Glennridge Secondary College.

## Description

He is a Victorian-era gentleman and humourist.

He was brought in to replace Mark 'Class Clown' Bonanno when the latter left due to a family emergency. After some 'Wellington-Foolery', he was also forced to leave for a family emergency, and was replaced by 1990s stand-up comedian Tony Martin. (*The Class Clown*)
Lindsay

**Lindsay** is a character played by "Weird Al" Yankovic in Night-Time! in Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.
Lindsay is the despot of darkness and the knight of nights. He sleeps in a coffin out the front of the Big Ol' House of Fun.

He introduced the fifth episode of Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun and explained what night-time was. He said that he episode would feature satire, parody and clever wordplay. Later, he said to follow Aunty Donna on their socials, and in the morning he was attacked by the Sun. (*Night-Time!*)
Patreon Poddy $10 + $15 EP 1

### This is Patreon exclusive content - please don't include full breakdowns or any unannounced information

**Patreon Poddy $10 + $15 EP 1** is the first episode of the Aunty Donna Podcast's $10 Comedy Poddy in the $10/$15 Era.

## Topics

* Who is Zach mad at?
* Zach has a tumour
* Recording as much of Zach as possible before he dies
* The tumour is the film *Maleficent*
* Angelina Jolie is cockney
* Angelina and Brad Pitt argue
* Angelina dies on live TV
* Darlene looks a lot like Broden but dies
* Singing songs from *West Side Story*
* Thank you
Mrs Frog

### First seen

Podcast Ep 129 - Chris's Email Suggestion Part 2 (Stop Listening At The 45 Minute Mark)

## Relationships

### Partners

Frogman Richardson

**Mrs Frog** is a character played by Zachary Ruane in Podcast Ep 129 - Chris's Email Suggestion Part 2 (Stop Listening At The 45 Minute Mark), and referenced frequently in the rest of the Aunty Donna Podcast.

She is the wife of Frogman Richardson. She is a big listener of the Aunty Donna Podcast, and a frog. Her last name was Jenkins until she got married to Frogman, at which point she became Mrs Mr Frog Frog.

## Biography

Frogman seemed to have met her after Bindi Irwin asked him to marry her; it is unclear whether Mrs Frog is Bindi or is an entirely different character. Frogman said that he couldn't see many Aunty Donna shows because Mrs Frog had terminal cancer and was in remission. Mark said she was a bitch. (*Podcast EP 14 L.A Recap*)

While on tour with Aunty Donna, Frogman claimed he was in an open relationship with Mrs Frog. Mark wanted to call her so he could get with her. (*Podcast Ep 35 - "The 10 Best Things About La Porchetta"*)

In another podcast, Frogman claimed he had wasted thirty years of his life with her. (*Podcast Ep 60 LIVE IN NYC Feat. MITCH from THE KLOONS*)

She appeared at Judas Iscariot's party on the podcast, and did an impression of her husband, then explained Frogman's name. (*Podcast Ep 129 - Chris's Email Suggestion Part 2 (Stop Listening At The 45 Minute Mark)*)
Naughty Masseuse

The Naughty Masseuse working on his stamp collection

The **Naughty Masseuse** is a character played by Mark Bonanno that appears in "New Show" - FULL HOUR SPECIAL.

## Description

He is a masseuse who tends to get distracted by other things. He owns a CD player, has a stamp collection and makes drinks. He enjoys watching Masterchef.

## Appearances

### "New Show" - FULL HOUR SPECIAL

Broden asks for a back massage, and the Naughty Masseuse appears and begins to massage his shoulders, back and thighs, then changes tracks on the CD player. Broden thinks he's doing something else, but they continue. They work on his buns, then the masseuse starts working on his stamp collection. Broden is angered but they continue again, with him on his back this time. The masseuse works on his peccies, nippies and abadomenam, then makes a cosmopolitan. Broden thinks he's giving him a handjob and calls him a tarty little warhammer. He just wants his wank job.
Mr Moustache Man No. 2

**Mr Moustache Man No. 2** is a character played by Zachary Ruane in Mr Moustache Man.

He is a lot like Mr Moustache Man.

## Appearances

### Mr Moustache Man (sketch)

Mr Moustache Man introduces him, saying that there are now two of them to compensate for the sheer volume of moustaches they have at Mr Moustache & Co. Later, the two kiss each other when Mr Moustache Man gets a moustache.
Christian Mouther

**Christian Mouther** is a character played by Mark Bonanno and Broden Kelly in Podcast EP 276 - Naughty Zach.

Christian is a Christian youth worker from the 1990s that sets kids straight. He is very progressive given his background.

Zach was brought to see him when Mark and Broden saw he was watching too many rude shows like South Park. He was prank called by Zach, but later Zach renounced the shows and became better. (*Podcast EP 276 - Naughty Zach*)
Max Miller

**Max Julius Miller** is Aunty Donna's film director and editor.

## Description

He has notably co-edited the Australian film Oddball (aka Oddball and the Penguins). He directed Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun, as well as the majority of Aunty Donna's web series. Miller has appeared twice on the Aunty Donna Podcast.
Mark's Face

**Mark's Face** is the fourth episode of Trendy.

## Plot

Mark is a choo choo train and chugs up to a burger. Actually he's not, he's Mark Bonanno. The viewer may be thinking 'what a big fucking nose' but Mark has feelings. He begins to talk about hot dogs (burgers). In the background, Zach is stuck being an extra, and is happy that this one isn't about cum. Mark brings up a glass of cum. He is talking to Bill, and is offended by what Bill said. Zach is starving, so hungry he could eat a horse, a lean cuisine, or even Mark's face. He doubts himself; Mark is a friend and member of his comedy group, Anty Doona. However, no one would know, and so Zach decides to eat Mark's face. Mark turns aroumd but Zach looks at the wall, but continues to approach Mark when he turns back around. Mark asks if Zach is going to eat Mark's face, and Zach says no. He continues to approach him, but when Mark turns around again he tries to kiss Zach, misreading the situation. He apologises, and Zach eats his face. Bill watches.

## Characters

* Mark
* Zach
* Bill
Pablo Picasso

Pablo painting Mark's face

**Pablo Picasso** is a character played by Broden Kelly in Haven't You Done Well 7: How to Apply Sunscreen Good, based on the real Pablo Picasso.

## Description

He is an artist. He is especially good at face painting using sunscreen.

## Appearances

### Haven't You Done Well 7: How to Apply Sunscreen Good

Broden becomes him and paints Mark's face, and the inside of his mouth, with sunscreen.
Kat Stewart

**Kat Stewart** is a character played by Broden Kelly that appeared in Podcast EP 3 Feat. BEN RUSSELL.

## Description

She is one of the founding members of the Red Stitch theatre company and star of Season 1 of Underbelly. She was also in Offspring.

Ben Russell once answered the phone to her, and was joined by Tim Potter and Cate Blanchett. She said she loved Cate in Carol. She claimed she was also Asher Keddie, as well as the films National Treasure 1 and 2, and a \*beep\* floppy dildo. (*Podcast EP 3 Feat. BEN RUSSELL*)
Man Who Prefers Chai Lattes

Man Who Prefers Chai Lattes talking through the visual customer complaint car in Aunty Donna's Coffee Cafe

## About

### Status

being vaguely threatening

Man Who Prefers Chai Lattes is a man who prefers chai lattes.

## Biography

The Man Who Prefers Chai Lattes left a complaint in the Morning Brown Cafe complaints box saying the cafe should do chai lattes, as some people prefer them to coffee. Mark said they did do chai lattes, and The Man Who Prefers Chai Lattes inside the card went to Mark inside the card to order a chai latte. Mark brewed one for him, and The Man Who Prefers Chai Lattes thanked him for letting him know they do chai lattes, and Mark said that he didn't let him know and he didn't understand. The Man Who Prefers Chai Lattes turned towards Mark outside of the card to assure him that he would understand. (We're Getting a Toilet Door)
Michael Worthington

**Michael Worthington** is a character played by Zachary Ruane in Podcast Ep 121 - The Country Morning Show FEAT. MICHELLE BRASIER.

He is a British radio show host. He smells pretty and likes scones and jam with clotted cream. He sees himself as a disgusting commoner as he is not a lord, though he owns all the barrels in every winery in Australia. He is the greatest paraglider in the world and can slow down time to dodge bullets.

He helped host the Country Morning Show, though was a controversial choice due to his background and lack of knowledge about country music. The other hosts, particularly Broden, Loretta, Buckjoe Bill and Judas Iscariot, plotted to kill him. They later decided against it when he joined their group, electing to kill Sharon Tate and Check-In Charlie. He then got a call from the Queen of England while trying to introduce the show, and jumped off a cliff to apologise. However, he paraglided away. When Broden tried to shoot him, he dodged the bullets. (*Podcast Ep 121 - The Country Morning Show FEAT. MICHELLE BRASIER*)
MukBang La Porchetta

**Mukbang La Porchetta** was an Aunty Donna Club livestream that took place on the 23 April at 1pm AEST. In the livestream, the boys ate pizza and pasta from La Porchetta. They had mic problems so couldn't do the ASMR bit though lol. Broden had to leave and it cut out while Mark and Zach were mid-convo. Overall, this should be the number one reccomendation for what to watch when you donate to the Patreon.

After the boys posted a picture of the event on their Instagram, Dominos Australia (@dominos\_au) replied "hmmmmm". Broden replied "our patreon made us do this. will happily do again when you give us a free franchise".
Old Man Who's Lost His Wood

**Old Man Who's Lost His Wood** is a character played by Mark Bonanno in Podcast Ep 62 LIVE FROM SOHO THEATRE LONDON on the Aunty Donna Podcast.

He is an old man who had an erection and is sad that it's gone.

## Biography

He appeared on the Aunty Donna Podcast in London and met Bob the Builder and a Corporate Spy. (*Podcast Ep 62 LIVE FROM SOHO THEATRE LONDON*)
New Poke'mon Theme

**New Poke'mon Theme** is a standalone video, and the best song of all time.

## Plot

Mark rewrites the Poke'mon theme for the new generation, while also claiming that he has fucked a lot of poke'mon, including Diglett, Rhydon, Mr Mime (although this could have just been some guy), Oddish, Pidgey, and Growlithe.

## Lyrics

(Verse 1)

I want to be the very best

That no one ever was

To fuck them is my real test

To fuck them is also my cause

I will travel across the land

Fucking far and wide

Each poke'mon, to understand

What's going on inside

(Chorus)

Poke'mon!

Gotta fuck 'em

It's you and me

It's my fucking destiny

Poke'mon!

Hawwwwwwwwwwww

You're my best friend

A friend with benefits

Poke'mon!

Gotta fuck 'em

A fuck so true

I'll fuck that and then I'll fuck you

You fuck me and I'll fuck you

Poke'mon!

Gotta fuck 'em all (gotta fuck 'em all)

Poke your mon

\*Tiny guitar solo\*

(Verse 2)

I fucked a lot of pokemon

Let me show them to you all

I fucked this thing that came out of the ground

You can probably imagine how I did that

I got the horn real bad

When I fucked this thing with a horn

Things got real full on

When the horn began to spin

(Chorus)

Poke'mon

I fucked a Mr Mime

But it might have just been some guy

Poke'mon

Hawwwwwwwwwwwww

You're my best friend

A friend that I can fuck in the cunt with my dick

Poke'mon

Gotta fuck 'em

I fucked this bird

I fucked just this normal bird

Then I fucked this dog I found

And he burnt off my dick

I fucked a hot dog

Not a hot dog

I fucked a dog

## Trivia

* At the 1st Annual Aunty Donna Awards, the sketch won Second Best Sketch After Mr Moustache Man.
CEO Jimmy

**CEO Jimmy** is a character that is referenced in How To Be A Corporate Spy. He never appears in any sketch. It is possible that he is Mr Petersen.

He is the CEO of the 1999 Office.

Zachary Ruane the Corporate Spy claimed he made spreadsheets for him, however he was later revealed to be a corporate spy so this may not have been the case. (*How To Be A Corporate Spy*)
Michelle Brasier

Michelle being one of the boys

**Michelle Louise Brasier** is an Australian comedian and musician. She has worked with Aunty Donna on numerous projects.

## Appearances

In order of release:

* A Girlfriend's Rumbly Tummy
* Being Bigoted in the Workplace
* Two People Wear the Same Tie to Work
* Mr. Bull!
* Manbeast Returns
* Podcast EP 8 Feat. MICHELLE BRASIER
* Podcast EP 11 Feat. MICHELLE BRASIER
* Backyard Cricket
* Charlie's Salami
* Waving
* Catfish
* I Dance Like This
* Italians VS People!
* Podcast Ep 72 Feat. MICHELLE BRASIER
* Patreon Poddy $10 + $15 EP 3
* Unbelievable Number Trick
* Chop Chop (English Version)
* War Isn't Cool
* (Walking in on Someone) Doin' a Poo
* Podcast Ep 92 Feat. MICHELLE BRASIER
* Podcast Ep 93 - Adventure Time Feat. MICHELLE BRASIER
* Protect yourself before you wreck yourself
* This one's for the point hackers
* Podcast Ep 121 - The Country Morning Show FEAT. MICHELLE BRASIER
* Podcast Ep 122 - Michelle's Party Quiz Shenanigans FEAT. MICHELLE BRASIER
* She's Just One of The Boys
* Roll Call
* How To Be Cool
* Ball Games At Lunch
* Grieving Can Be Fun?
* Tackling Swearing In School
* The Magical School Canteen
* Teacher Holds Back Class At Lunch
* The School Nurse: A Special Report
* Toy
* Podcast Ep 175 - A Fun Quiz with Michelle Brasier
* Season 1 of Masterchef Australia - Week 8 Part 1
* Podcast Ep 176 - A Fun Quiz with Michelle Brasier Part 2
* Podcast Ep 200 - Episode 200!!!!
* 11. John Wick (2014) with Michelle Brasier
* Podcast Ep 224 - Fashions On The Field feat. Michelle Brasier
* 'Lympics
* Night-Time!
* Cold Calling People to Promote Our Netflix Show
* Landing a Pizza Deal To Promote Our Netflix Show
* 19. Latin History for Morons (2018) with Michelle Brasier
* Podcast Ep 265 - Olympic Sports Suggested By The Aunty Donna Club
* 58. John Wick 2 (2017) with Michelle Brasier
* Podcast Ep 301 - Donna on Donna feat. Michelle Brasier
* Talkback with Michelle Brasier
* We Need Cool Customers