Soldier is trying to capture France

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**Soldier is trying to capture France** is the very first episode of the Unusual Troubles "Origins Arc."

## Summary

Soldier is watching Television but gets killed by a BLU Spy, he grows hatred for the French decides to capture France.

## Plot

Red Soldier is watching "Cooking with Heavy" but suddenly the BLU Spy appears behind him and stabs him in the head, the Soldier dies, respawns and says he hates France while throwing his helmet at Pyro in the middle of a tea party with Spy, a cow with Medic's voice gasps after he helmet hits Pyro's head. The RED Sniper puts a barrel infront of the Soldier and he puts his foot on top of it, he then makes a speech about being American, a soldier and that he will capture France.

Soldier gets an item drop of a Minigun which crushes him, the RED Heavy smells "Sasha" and runs to Soldier who is struggling, trying to lift the Minigun off of himself. The Heavy spams the trade request button, however the Soldier deletes his Minigun. A sad montage plays of the Minigun and Heavy. The Soldier walks out and finds the Wizard Scout blocking his path, he requests 400 dollars for the Soldier to pass, the Soldier calls the RED Sniper for help and the Sniper falls out of the ceiling on top of a barrel which crushes the Scout and kills him. The Soldier thanks and congratulates the Sniper before running off to capture France.

The Soldier encounters the RED Engineer playing a Team Fortress 2 version of Cat Mario, he orders the Engineer to build a teleporter and he declines, the Heavy suddenly appears behind Soldier and asks him where's his weapon. The Soldier says it's in the Engineer's Dispenser, the Heavy starts beating the Dispenser and calls the Engineer a Spy, the Engineer says "I'm afraid not." With Spy's voice. Niko appears, throws a shoe at Heavy's head and insults him, Niko and Heavy start to battle. Niko ends up defeating the Heavy, Soldier asks Heavy to help him capture France, the Heavy gives him a clock and casts a spell to summon Merasmus.

Merasmus grabs a bucket of cum, the RED Demoman tries to grab it but fails, he then demands his cum back and Merasmus tazes him with his staff. Soldier asks Merasmus to teleport him to France, Merasmus creates a door which when opened shows Spies slapping each other and yelling "YES!" Can be heard. Soldier tells Merasmus to stop taking drugs while Merasmus is using Medic's "medicine." The Soldier builds his own Teleporter and gets teleported to France where a bunch of BLU Spies who find him handsome surround him.

## Characters

* American Boot
* BLU Demoman (Cameo)
* RED Heavy
* Niko
* BLU Spy
* RED Pyro
* RED Spy
* RED Sniper
* RED Heavy
* Wizard Scout
* RED Engineer
* Merasmus
* RED Demoman
* RED Medic

## Music Used

1. Banjo-Kazooie - Spiral Mountain
2. Mozart - Eine Kleine Nachtmusik
3. Banjo-Kazooie - Witch's Lair
4. Banjo-Kazooie - Treasure Trove Cove
5. Banjo-Kazooie - Click Clock Wood
6. Banjo-Kazooie - Quiz
7. Mighty Switch Force! - Love You Love You Love
8. Super Street Fighter 2 - Start Battle
9. Pokémon X & Y - Battle! Friend
10. Team Fortress 2 - Square Dance

## Trivia

* In 0:07 a Pyro head peeks out of the bucket in Heavy's Cooking Show.
* In 0:16 a shirtless Demoman can be seen watching RED Soldier from his window.
* In 1:19 appears characters yet to be introduced in the video.
* In 3:08 a cow can be seen peeking out from behind a wall.
* In RED Heavy and Niko's fight, their respective games are called Hat Fortress 2 and Bowling Simulator IV.
* In 4:15 the BLU Spy can be seen dragging the RED Heavy in the background and the RED Engineer thumbs ups to the cow pooping.
* In 5:01 the shirtless Demoman can be seen again hiding in the crowd.