Saga 1

### Saga 1: The Great Diamond War

The CoolCrew members visited a political Salon and met an Asmr YouTuber named Noah Diamond, who Will was secretly writing the scripts for. The CoolCrew made a few jokes and went on with the night, but Noah Diamond became upset, and also in love with Will. Meanwhile in dimension E-3 a scientist named Desmond Cortez was also a famous twitch streamer and he live streamed his inventions and also really liked Nintendo products, during one of his streams he accidentally transported himself into the dimension of the CoolCrew (E-21) and met Noah and since he’s a horny fucker he decided to join her cause as the two started the Noah Diamond Organization (NDO for short). She then kidnaps Will, brainwashes him and starts her own army to kill all members of the CoolCrew.

Matthew Underwood informs them about Noah’s plot and they initially laughs at this, but then soon panics 4 minutes later. Fabian, after walking by and hearing the conversation, decides to help, by giving some of his funds from the previous FabiCons (an annual convention to celebrate Fabicorp) to the CoolCrew to start their own army. They quickly get to work on arranging the army in Evan’s house. Noah Diamond gets word of the recently formed CoolCrew Army, and is pissed off. She starts work on a new project to counteract the CoolCrew, the L.V-0, the Ultimate Weapon and instructs Desmond to create it.

Noah Diamond would then eventually kidnap Fabi and force him to send nukes to the most recent Fabicon and disguise himself as just “being late because he forgot something”, for if he didn’t she would’ve killed his family. After creating the Ultimate Weapon, the NDO sends her to nuke San Diego, containing the Convention Center, the location of FabiCon 2k13 (which took place in 2017). 69,910 people are killed including Sans from Undertale, Logan Paul, Donald Glover, Soulja Boy, Gabe Newell, Jacksepticeye, Sayori, the Deez Nuts guy(Melvin the Great), and all of the marketing team. Unfortunately for Noah Diamond, the CoolCrew was running late to get to the airport, because Fabi forgot his coffee mug, so they stayed at home. L.V-0 considered if bombing San Diego was a poor choice.

Noah Diamond sees that there could be more potential in having more L.V’s, and decides to manufacture several more, creating about 6 more until there was no longer any resources to create anymore due to a rare metal gone extinct because of Noah Diamond’s use of resources. Each L.V is named a number above the previous one. However, concerns about they could be used if put in the CoolCrew hands made by the board of directors made Noah diamond decide to put the other 6 in backup, in case the first one gets lost. Noah Diamond commands her army, with L.V-0 being the general, to take over Alaska, Washington, and Oregon to put the pressure on the CoolCrew.

They take over all of the states with relative ease and go over to California to bomb Evan’s house, as they believe it to be the CoolCrew H.Q. Instead, they accidentally bomb Grayson’s house, killing almost all of ISG except Grayson, Lil Luzi, and Cruz. The remaining ISG members, bitter with rage, decided that they had to ally with the CoolCrew. The CoolCrew spends their money given by Fabi to reconstruct Evan’s house to be more of a base for the CoolCrew. In about a week, they turn the house into a three story base of operations for the CoolCrew.

During the Great Diamond War, Sam becomes a prisoner of war in Fairbanks. He writes Laughterhouse 5, a book about his experiences in the war. Jacob Crispy is killed in a bombing raid over AGHS. Harry vlogs was surprised, he then allied with the CoolCrew because his great friend was killed. The NDO mistook AG High School for the highschool the Coolcrew attended. Meanwhile Desmond created two vampires, Loli Vampire and Jeff, to help him around the lab and also to help Noah diamond stop the CoolCrew. Loli Vampire sneaks out of Alaska to get away from the clutches of Noah Diamond, she is now the most wanted person for the NDO. Desmond tried to send Jeff to capture Loli Vampire but a misinput in directions led him to the moon, where Jeff would stay and wait. Loli Vampire Meets up with the CoolCrew and decides to work for them, that is where she met Fabian Rodge and Gilgamesh who joined the war to stop the NDO, over the course of the five year war they would grow very close and Gilgamesh would fall in love with Loli Vampire, and due to Brody’s manipulation he was caught in the delusion that he would instantly get Loli vampire to fall for him. Loli Vampire rejected Gilgamesh because she was in love with Fabian Rodge, this would anger Gilgamesh so much which would lead him to be in a confused rage later on that would end in big consequences.

During the Battle of Denver, Evan has to choose to save Madelyn Westbrook or Underwood. He chooses his great friend Westbrook and as Underwood falls off a cliff and he declares revenge on Evan. Echo and Madelyn argue a lot during the war with their clashing ideals. Fabian Rodge dies in the last Offensive to Juneau due to a confused Gilgamesh accidentally killing him in battle. 2 days after he dies Juneau is captured and Noah Diamond and Desmond go hiding inside the earth’s outer core as they falsifies their death. Will is free from his mind control and doesn’t remember what happened, and surrenders the NDO.

A funeral for Fabian Rodge was held. Only 3 people actually showed up, as everyone else was busy signing the Treaty of Edrack. Two CoolCrew soldiers showed up, Madelyn and her great friend Evan, Gilgamesh also appeared because he was really sad for what he did. When making the Treaty of Edrack, the CoolCrew gave little to Harry vlogs and ISG, which causes resentment. (ISG will remember that). Sam Martino becomes a multibillionaire after publishing Laughterhouse Five, and starts Sam industries. Will finds another channel, Kamryn Emerald, to write Loli ASMR scripts for. Gilgamesh, feeling guilty for what he’s done, leaves Loli vampire and becomes very lonely, until he meets up with an old friend.