Eternal snails

Eternal snail (aeterna cochlea) is a species of snail which inhabits dark caves on Earth and several other planets, including planets in The Hamster Universe. Etneral Snails formally inhabited several other planets, however these were destroyed in a variety of cataclysms, which forced the snails to move. For March 2018 until April 2018, Eternal Snails were believed to be the oldest organisms (with the exception of the Cosmic Hamsters) in the universe and space-explorer Tomsk dedicated a long amount of time to discovering them. Even when what were believed to be older creatures, such as Nargactals and Coelacanths (Coelacanths Planet, were discovered, Eternal Snails were still considered extremely old. However, in August 2019, it was discovered that Eternal Snails descended from an earth snail who had traveled back in time from 1953 to 100 Decillion years BP (before present), due to a radioactive incident, which irradiated the snail and gave it the ability to randomly travel back in time. The general consensus of gerontologists is that Eternal Snails are no longer considered to be very aged animals; they have been recognised as 69 years old, as it was in 1953 that the first Eternal Snails came into existence, despite them being extremely old at the time. Another species that was believed to very aged, Nargactals, were found to be descended from Eternal Snails, so their age was also discounted. Prior to this discovery, it was previously thought that Eternal Snails had descended from Nargactals. Tomsk spent over a month looking for Eternal Snails and noted that they have very long reaction times; it can take them a month to open the door to their caves. For this reason, they often hired earth snails to open their doors and interact with guests. Eternal Snails were often members of the Old Animals’ Club however, since they have been discovered to be effectively only be 69, they have been removed from the club. In around October 2019, Tomsk interviewed Matilda (Mrs Ineffable Magnificence); she claimed that Tomsk had been fooled when he had discovered that eternal snails were descendants of Earth snails and claimed that eternal snails were actually nigh-infinitely old and were the most powerful creatures in the universe after the Cosmic Hamsters and inhabited the The Hamster Universe with her and her husband. When Tomsk asked why he had observed the first eternal snail ancestor time travelling to 100 decillion years BP from 1953 if what she said was true, Matilda (Mrs Ineffable Magnificence) said that it was because the eternal snails were playing a practical joke on him. This version of events was thought to be correct until November 2019, when Matilda (Mrs Ineffable Magnificence) finally admitted the truth; that her and her husband Brian (His Ineffable Magnificence) were actually eternal snails called Brian and Matilda, who had changed their names to appear more important. They also admitted they were normal eternal snails, who had achieved their comparatively potent powers by training them extensively. It was found to be true that eternal snails reside in The Hamster Universe, however, they only do so as they were given permission by the Ultra Ultra Ultra Time Hamster and they are ejected by him if they exhibit what he considers undesirable behaviour. An example of this was Brian (His Ineffable Magnificence), who was ejected from The Hamster Universe and exiled to a part of the Universe known as The Island of Isolation for his mass murder of civilians on Earth in November 2019.

Eternal Snails possess a variety of powers and abilities, which they can enhance if they train to perfect them. Powers they posses include: Resilience to events or attacks which may cause harm or death to many other creatures, an ability to survive in space for protracted periods of time, time travelling, teleportation and the ability to zap and kill those who attack them (which is only possessed by some eternal snails).

There are over 600 eternal snails whose names and ages are known:

Solomon aged 1 billion
Rodriguez aged 1.1 billion
Brian aged 1.7 billion
Judith aged 1.75 billion
Reginald aged 1.8 billion
Janet aged 1.6 billion
Jean aged 1.9 billion
Donald aged 1.95 billion
Michael aged 1.97 billion
Rachael aged 1.98 billion
Callum aged 1.99 billion
Paddy aged 1.95 billion
Ronaldo aged 1.97 billion
Zachery aged 1.7 billion
Tallulah aged 1.2 billion
Eric aged 1.4 Billion
Annabelle aged 1.14 Billion
Friedrich aged 1.6 Billion
Rachael aged 1.1 Billion
Timothy aged 1.78 Billion
Carolyn aged 1.92 Billion
Angela aged 1.78 Billion.
Carol aged 1.84 Billion
Peter aged 1.93 Billion
Karen 1.63 Billion
Theresa aged 1.93 Billion
Phillip aged 1.99 Billion
Phillip aged 1.3 Billion
Matilda 1.29 Billion
Tamsin aged 1.63 Billion
Janine aged 1.85 Billion
Edward aged 1.4 Billion
David aged 1.96 Billion
Terrance aged 1.49 Billion
Maria aged 1.74 Billion
Gavin aged 1.255 Billion
Louie aged 1.920 Billon
Ellen aged 1.937 Billion
Zack aged 1.143 Billion
Zane aged 1.649 Billion
Henrietta aged 1.375 Billion
Nicola aged 1.743 Billion
Cedric aged 1.735 Billion
Conrad aged 1.27 Billion
Clarissa aged 1.94 Billion
Donald aged 1.632 Billion
Keith aged 1.17 Billion
Letitia aged 2,000,000,004,352 days
Angelo aged 2,000,200,004
Donatello aged 2,000,250,004
Frances aged 2.2 billion
Jeanne aged 2.3 billion
Celia aged 2.4 billion
Gerald aged 2.5 billion
Gregory aged 2.6 billon
Denise 2.7 billion
Nathaniel 939 million
Arthur aged 2.7 billion
Arthur aged 2.3 Billion
Beatrice aged 2.4 Billion
Mary aged 2.75 billion
Ada aged 2.65 Billion
Doris aged 2.34 Billion
Pattrick aged 2.78 Billion
Jennifer aged 2,831,000,004
Harriet aged 2.63 Billion
Julia aged 2.89 billion
Janine aged 2.85 billion
Michelangelo aged 2.89 billion
Wesley aged 2.895 billion
Boris aged 2.8 Billion
Trudy aged 2.93 billion
Maria aged 2.93 Billion
Conrad aged 2.92 billion
Mabel aged 2.93 Billion
Walter aged 2.98 Billion
Marmaduke aged 2.97 billion
Martha 2.98 billion
Steven aged 2.999 billion
Phillip aged 2,999,900,000
Edith aged 2.91 Billion
Norbert aged 3 Billion
George aged 2.96 billion
Zuleika aged 3.04 Billion
Gerald 3.04 Billion
Tancrede aged 3.04 Billion
Benjamin aged 2.12 Billion
Constance aged 3.04 billion
Eunice aged 3 Billion
Donatellla aged 2.97 Billion
Nigella aged 3.1 Billion
Tracey 3.1 Billion
Gershwin aged 3.08 Billion
Cresida aged 3.07 Billion
Tarquin aged 3.09 Billion
Hortencia aged 3.05 Billion
Robin aged 3.12 Billion
Brian aged 3.14 Billion
Charlotte aged 3.07 Billion
Andrew aged 3.14 Billion
Margret aged 3.14 Billion
Jone aged 3.17 Billion
Arnold aged 2.35 Billion
Kenneth aged 2.6 Billion
Rebeca aged 3.17 Billion
Pauline aged 2.63 Billion
Paul aged 3.19 Billion
Jack aged 3.3 Billion
Samuel aged 3.2 Billion
Gaston aged 3.2 Billion
Wilhelmina aged 3.15 Billion
Taberlaine aged 3.17 Billion
Jerome aged 3.15 Billion
Sarah aged 3.17 Billion
Christopher aged 3.2 Billion
Keith aged 3.15 Billion
Loretta aged 3.2 Billion
Farris aged 3.2 Billion
Godfrey aged 3.2 Billion
Ermentrude aged 3.21 Billion
Tansy aged 2.64 Billion
David aged 2.57 Billion
Roy aged 3.35 Billion
Andrew aged 3.54 Billion
Charlotte aged 3.25 Billion
Daniele aged 3.6 Billion
Sandy aged 3.61 Billion
Thomas aged 3.92 Billion
Linda aged 3.93 Billion
Patrica aged 3.94 Billion
Henry aged 3.78 Billion
Cleopatra aged 3.87 Billion
Vera aged aged 3.95 Billion
Terrence aged 3.63 Billion
Jeremiah aged 3.64 Billion
Beth aged 3.98 Billion
Richard aged 4.03 Billion
Harry aged 4.1 Billion
Greg aged 4.14 Billion
Vanessa aged 4.08 Billion
Gary aged 2.96 Billion
Jasper aged 4.13 Billion
Jemima aged 3.7 Billion
Jerome aged 3.8 Billion
Judith aged 3.9 Billion
Deirdre aged 2.74 Billion
Justine aged 4.26 Billion
Len aged 4.29 Billion
Roger aged 4.2 Billion
Jeramy aged 4.26 Billion
Ivana aged 3.9 Billion
Lily aged 4.14 Billion
Bill aged 3.76 Billion
Jeffrey aged 4.32 Billion
Cheryl aged 3.96 Billion
Jonas aged 2.96 Billion
Abraham aged 4.32 Billion
Jane aged 3.77 Billion
Helena aged 2.97 Billion
Alan aged 4.22 Billion
Doreen aged 4.34 Billion
Benjamin aged 4.38 Billion
Anthony aged 4.42 Billion
Kirk aged 4.61 Billion
Rupert aged 4.62 Billion
Grace aged 3.978 Billion
Tracey aged 2.767 Billion
Paul aged 4.763 Billion
Agamemnon aged 4.5 Billion
Bengy aged 4.64 billion
Angela aged 4.3 Billion
Dennis aged 4.45 Billion
Arturo aged 4.37 Billion
Artemis aged 4.43 Billion
Leon aged 4.46 Billion
Alan aged 4.42 Billion
Vincent aged 4.73 Billion
Vladimir aged 4.7 Billion
Emily aged 4.73 Billion
Kim aged 4.71 Billion
Tiffany aged 4.4 Billion
James aged 4.53 Billion
John aged 4.69 Billion
Ruth aged 2.673 Billion
Marlyn aged 4.423 Billion
Laura aged 4.96 Billion
Eleanor aged 4.17 Billion
Tyrone aged 3.349
Richard aged 5.05 Billion
Miranda aged 2.96 Billion
Emma aged 4.386 Billion
Mariella aged 5.1 Billion
Karen aged 5.2 Billion
Chloe aged 3.39 Billion
Jason aged 2.41 Billion
Joanne aged 3.64 Billion
Edna aged 4.96 Billion
Margaret aged 5.09 Billion
Valerie aged 4.47 Billion
Sidney aged 3.21 Billion
Edgar aged 2.86 Billion
Oswald aged 3.45 Billion
Maureen aged 3.59 Billion
Suki aged 2.88 Billion
Barney aged 5,200,010,000
Abigail aged 3.97 Billion
Thomasina aged 5.1 Billion
Lorraine aged 4.91 Billion
Tancrede aged 4.77 Billion
Belinda aged 3.9 Billion
Molly aged 4.94 Billion
Wayne aged 5.221 Billion
Sebastian aged 2.94 Billion
Ernest aged 4.66 Billion
Ellen aged 2.93 Billion
Lucy aged 4.72 Billion
Katrina aged 4.37 Billion
Billy aged 4.6 Billion
Mandy aged 5.26 Billion
Bertrand aged 5.26 Billion
Jack aged 5.4 Billion
Kevin aged 5.4 Billion
Eve aged 5.4 Billion
Christine aged 4.65 Billion
Sarah aged 3.1 Billion
Simon aged 5.52 Billion
Peter aged 2.22 Billion
Angela aged 4.2 Billion
Rupert aged 2.71 Billion
Janine aged 4.49 Billion
Amaryllis aged 2.786 Billion
Jacinta aged 2.38 Billion
Harrison aged 4.88 Billion
Paul aged 5.132 Billion
Patrick aged 5.36 Billion
Pedro aged 5.36 Billion
Fenella aged 2.29 Billion
Anton aged 5.55 Billion
Frederica aged 4.23 Billion
Kenneth aged 4.42 Billion
Trudy aged 4.19 Billion
Sheelagh aged 5.523 Billion
Adam aged 5.6 Billion
Doreen aged 5.6 Billion
William aged 2.63 Billion
Bella aged 4.26 Billion
Jackie aged 2.162 Billion
George aged 5.07 Billion
Andrew aged 2.3 Billion
Adrian aged 4.29 Billion
Douglas aged 2.97 Billion
Jonathan aged 5.36 Billion
Nigel aged 4.32 Billion
Abraham aged 2.47 Billion
Susan aged 5.12 Billion
Timothy aged 2.87 Billion
Janet aged 2.54 Billion
James aged 5.07 Billion
Boris aged 2.73 Billion
Bridget aged 4.753 Billion
Thomas aged 5.1734 Billion
Vincent aged 5.62 Billion
Sidney aged 4.293 Billion
Annabelle aged 4.78 Billion
Chantelle aged 4.17 Billion
Theodore aged 5.63 Billion
Charmaine aged 4.573 Billion
Martha aged 4.793 Billion
Luke aged 4.83 Billion
Claire aged 2.96 Billion
Belinda aged 5.632 Billion
Doris aged 2.75 Billion
Sam aged 5.65 Billion
Alice aged 5.65 Billion
Lewis aged 4.21 Billion
Grand aged 5.51 Billion
George aged 5.722 Billion
Jeff aged 5.67 Billion
Lorraine aged 5.67 Billion
Corinna aged 5.738 Billion
Arlene aged 5.73 Billion
Charlie aged 5.73 Billion
Russle aged 4.82 Billion
Henry aged 5.17 Billion
Julia aged 3.962 Billion
Emma aged 5.49 Billion
Elly aged 4.39 Billion
Oscar aged 5.68 Billion
Steven aged 5.4 Billion
Wayne aged 2.42 Billion
Colin aged 5.71 Billion
Toby aged 5.81 Billion
Whitney aged 5.77 Billion
Robin aged 5.74 Billion
Phillip aged 5.9 Billion
Archibald aged 5.91 Billion
Edward aged 5.52 Billion
Edmund aged 5.721 Billion
Desmond aged 5.92 Billion
Ann aged 2.273 Billion
Phoebe aged 5.729 Billion
Robert aged 5.732 Billion
Danielle aged 5.65 Billion
Leopold aged 4.2321 Billion
Elspeth aged 4.976 Billion
Otto aged 5.932 Billion
Marjorie aged 2.69 Billion
Christabel aged 5.99 Billion
Paul aged 6.08 Billion
Roland aged 3.963 Billion
Eamonn aged 6.092 Billion
Heinrich aged 6.1 Billion
Bertrand aged 6.12 Billion
Rachel aged 6.131 Billion
Gaston aged 6.123 Billion
Ralph aged 6.234 Billion
Cuthbert aged 4.923 Billion
Keanu aged 6.26 Billion
Ambrose aged 6.289 Billion
Trixabel aged 6.0823 Billion
Paula aged 6.192 Billion
Angelina aged 6.292 Billion
Gertrude aged 6.3 Billion
Darlene aged 6.313 Billion
Maurice aged 3.7 Billion
Gertrude aged 700 million
Carter aged 6.319 Billion
Nigel aged 6.356 Billion
Sid aged 5.2 Billion
Doreen aged 6.414 Billion
Beowulf aged 6.22 Billion
Toby aged 6.55 Billion
Victor aged 6.7 Billion
Darren aged 6.46 Billion
Dennis aged 6.63 Billion
Simon aged aged 6.639 Billion
Gudrun aged 6.52 Billion
Gregory aged 6.72 Billion
Sven aged 6.73 Billion
Johann aged 6.86 Billion
Fenella aged 6.862 Billion
Roger aged 4.3 Billion
Angela 6.92 Billion
Donatello aged 7.02 Billion
Rebecca aged 4.679 Billion
Henrietta aged 6.35 Billion
Melanie aged 4.93 Billion
Maribel aged 5.6 Billion
Michael aged 7.0896 Billion
Gertrude aged 7.1 Billion
Jackson aged 6.862 Billion
Montgomery aged 4.137 Billion
Marmaduke aged 2.262 Billion
Carolyn aged 2.981 Billion
Benjamin aged 7.19 Billion
Zachary aged 7.2 Billion
Lorraine aged 7.22 Billion
Agnus 6.362 Billion
Serafina aged 7.0759 Billion
Carlos aged 4.974 Billion
Tesla Tetanouse aged 3.075
Vanessa aged 7.23 Billion
William aged 6.63 Billion
Arabella aged 7.234 Billion
Malcom aged 5.731 Billion
Regina aged 4.321 Billion
Louise aged 7.391 Billion
Stephen aged 7.417 Billion
Ricky aged 7.329 Billion
Cheryl aged 5.629 Billion
Jeremiah aged 4.98 Billion
Jacinta aged 4.9 Billion
Aladdin aged 7.14 Billion
Manfred aged 4.37 Billion
Horatio aged 5.267 Billion
Max aged 6.862 Billion
Domenica aged 7.362 Billion
Beryl aged 7.49 Billion
Astrid aged 7.326 Billion
Sally aged 7.439 Billion
Sarah jane aged 7.432 Billion
Charlie aged 7.635 Billion
Hamlet aged 7.539 Billion
Nancy aged 7.49 Billion
Heinrich aged 7.63 Billion
Charmaine aged 2.374 Billion
Tansy aged 7.435 Billion
Angelina aged 6.969 Billion
Edwina aged 7.432 Billion
Victoria aged 7.237 Billion
Megan aged 7.671 Billion
Claudia aged 7.642 Billion
Theresa aged 7.796 Billion
Len aged 7.792 Billion
Chandler aged 7.69 Billion
Ross aged 6.799 Billion
Todd aged 7.436 Billion
Candy aged aged 7.331 Billion
Matthew aged 7.77 Billion
Jill aged 7.356 Billion
Amber aged 6.639 Billion
Nelson aged 7.327 Billion
Doreen aged 7.89 Billion
Margaret aged 7.813 Billion
Marcus aged 1.131 Billion
Michael aged 7.932 Billion
Slowus maxumus aged 4.8 Billion
Polly aged 7.929 Billion
Imelda aged 8.04 Billion
Frodo aged 7.9 Billion
Terrence aged 7.96 Billion
Jerome aged 7.963 Billion
Jasper aged 7.934 Billion
Augustus aged 7.987 Billion
Polonius aged 7.99 Billion
Liam aged 7.94 Billion
Geraint aged 7.971 Billion
Anton aged 7.986 Billion
Peregrine aged 7.443 Billion
Sebreus aged 6.66 Billion
Darius aged 7.85 Billion
Oscar aged 7.42 Billion
David aged 7.794 Billion
Dilys aged 7.462 Billion
Bessie aged 4.297 Billion
Malcom aged 6.22 Billion
Thomas aged 8.081 Billion
Erasarus aged 6 Billion
Arron aged 7.66 Billion
Eglantine aged 7.973 Billion
Angus aged 8.1 Billion
Lucas aged 8.15 Billion
Amos aged 7.962 Billion
Janine aged 6.372 Billion
Beth aged 8.128 Billion
Amy aged 7.891 Billion
Denise aged 8.24 Billion
Michelle aged 8.25 Billion
Andrew aged 8.16 Billion
Carys aged 8.123 Billion
Mary Beth aged 8.221 Billion
Darcy aged 8.2 Billion
Alexander aged 8.341 Billion
Oswald aged 8.429 Billion
Arnold aged 8.6 Billion
Egbaston aged 8.39 Billion
Nautius maximus aged 9 Billion
Gilbert aged 8.542 Billion
Agnes aged 8.39 Billion
Louisa aged 8.296 Billion
May aged 8.477 Billion
Barry aged 9.483 Billion
Ion aged 8.26 Billion
Bruce aged 8.61 Billion
Cliff aged 7.943 Billion
Helen aged 6.292 Billion
Clive aged 8.724 Billion
Linda aged 8.614 Billion
Stephanie aged 6.413 Billion
Angelica aged 5.191 Billion
Aileen aged 6.334 Billion
Billy aged 8.414 Billion
Sheelagh aged 8.943 Billion
Joyce aged 7.441 Billion
Rebeca aged 8.946 Billion
Farrah aged 6.947 Billion
Gary aged 8.642 Billion
Martin aged 9.141 Billion
Elvis aged 2.514 Billion
Janice aged 7.612 Billion
Fiona aged 3.627 Billion
Jonathan aged 4.862 Billion
Derrick aged 5.748 Billion
Harrington aged 8.314 Billion
Valentine aged 8.417 Billion
González aged 7.367 Billion
Loribel aged 7.642 Billion
Trudy aged 9.13 Billion
Donna aged 6.57 Billion
Winston aged 5.64 Billion
Abigail aged 4.139 Billion
Tanya aged 5.632 Billion
Maximilian aged 6.532 Billion
Kendall aged 7.494 Billion
Rory aged 3.394 Billion
Isaac aged 8.626 Billion
Dandy aged 5.964 Billion
Horace aged 8.823 Billion
David aged 8.591 Billion
Paul aged 8.576 Billion
Mercutio aged 1.468 Billion
Sarah aged 8.691 Billion
Kennedy aged 7.948 Billion
Zachary aged 9.462 Billion
Arnold aged 10.3 Billion
Hilary aged 10.6 Billion
Robert 10.728 Billion
Ferdinand aged 11.3 Billion
Mariella aged 11,300,010,004
Miriam aged 11.4 Billion
Marcus aged 11.436 Billion
Amelia aged 13.63 billion
Theresa aged 13.83 Billion
Michael aged 13.96 Billion
Miriam aged 14.1 Billion
Reginald aged 14.145 Billion
Jerome aged 13.7 Billion
Jennifer aged 13.6 Billion
David aged 13.4 Billion
Matthew aged 14.129 Billion
Tamika aged 12.9 Billion
Anneliese aged 13.1 Billion
Emma aged 14.2 Billion
Angus aged 13.948 Billion
Molly aged 12.962 Billion
Jonathan aged 14.123 Billion
Toby 14.359 Billion
Tracy aged 14.36 Billion
Bill aged 14.37 Billion
Ion aged 14.38 Billion
Phillip aged 14.56 Billion
Harriet aged 14.367 Billion
Louise aged 14.3 billion
Louis aged 14.279 billion
Galileo aged 14.4 billion
Lucia aged 14.527 billion
Frederick aged 14.432 Billion
Thomas aged 14.561 Billion
Henry aged 14.599 billion
David aged 14.773 Billion
Lucy aged 14.323 Billion
Brian aged 14.696 Billion
Richard aged 14.657 Billion
Archibald aged 14.772 Billion
Janice aged 14.893 Billion
Matilda aged 14.927 Billion
Annette aged 14.992 Billion
Dominic aged 14.999 Billion
Doreen aged 15.9 Billion
Jessica aged 16.9 Billion
Gordon aged 15.72 Billion
Jack aged 16.99 Billion
Paulette aged 16.26 Billion
Jemima aged 17.02 Billion
Dylan aged 17.34 Billion
Louis aged 17.6 Billion
Oscar aged 17.73 Billion
Betty aged 17.737 Billion
Deborah aged 17.862 Billion
Marie aged 18.1 Billion
Isaac aged 18.32 Billion
William aged 26 Billion
Roy aged 20.323 Billion
Bridget aged 27.9 Billion
Doreen aged 28.6 Billion
Peter aged 29.73 Billion
Jacob aged 30.39 Billion
Darren aged 31.3 Billion
Ethel aged 31.42 Billion
Ada aged 32.4 Billion
Dorian aged 42 Billion
Noreen aged 43.6 Billion
Hortence aged 44.1 Billion
Alphonse aged 50.059 Billion
Jacob aged 47 Billion
Godfrey aged 79 Billion
Henrietta aged 95.623 Billion (resurrected, died aged 35 Billion)
Doris aged 5 quintillion