Harold Coff

> "***You fools. Who's the shitball now***"
> ― Harold Coff, right before the climax of Shitballs
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Harold is a former employee of AJHQ who is commonly associated with the phrase "Shitballs".

## Appearance

Harold has pale skin and slightly curly hair with one light stripe in his hair, making his hair resemble a cinnamon bun (a treat sometimes enjoyed with coffee). He has brown eyes.

After Harold regains a human form, he is growing a scruffy beard and his hair is noticeably grayer from stress. He wears a tweed jacket with multiple tears. Under the jacket, he wears a disheveled yellow shirt with a few coffee stains on it, black pants, and a black tie with the National Geographic logo on it.

After escaping AJHQ his hair is noticeably longer and he shows signs of having begun to grow Logo before the growth was halted. The National Geographic symbol on his tie has also become faded.

## Personality

Harold used to be a very kind and easy going man who loved jokes and pranks and always tried to see the best in a bad situation and be cheerful for those around him and always avoided conflict.

However after being turned into a coffee machine for an undetermined amount of time Harold became extremely bitter and jaded and obsessed with revenge against AJHQ, but he always maintained his fear of conflict causing him to back down very quickly.

## Lore

Harold was originally from Earth where he was married to Jane Coff and had a daughter named Spice. He and Jane were on a walk together one day when they were both lured into The Building and forgot most of their former lives including the existence of Spice.

After some time working for AJHQ Harold was called a "Shitball" by Eric, which led Harold to rename as many of files in AJHQ as he can to "Shitballs" as a prank. When it was discovered that he was the one behind it, Harold was turned into a coffee machine. Somehow, Harold manages to return back to a human form, but it is revealed that he "broken beyond repair", and will be left behind in The Dump.

Outside of AJHQ in the Ashlands, National Geographic finds him collapsed into the ground, and takes him into National Geographic, promising Harold revenge against AJHQ.

At some point after joining National Geographic, Nat receives DNA samples from Harold to create Barold T. Geographic.

They both manage to break into AJHQ, both armed with weapons. They both manage to kill many employees, Harold even going as far as making a scarf out of one of the employees and offering a cup of blood to Nat. Harold tries to find his wife, until he learns that Nat had died, in which he starts to panic, which is furthered when Bigfoot arrives. Harold begs for forgiveness. He is forgiven and Bigfoot offers to hug him, which they proceed to do, but then Bigfoot implies that Harold will be turned into a coffee machine again, and Harold poofs away.

It is unknown what happens between then and when Harold enters Containment, but Harold at this time is now in Containment.

Soon, Jordon is in Containment, in a separate room from Harold, but he manages to chew right through the walls, approaching Harold, and placing his hand onto Harold's shoulder. It is implied that they utterly decimated AJHQ after this.

Later, they are seen far away from AJHQ, near the Logout Button, but before they could escape, the Feral is activated causing them to be brought back to AJHQ. Harold is then trapped in the hallways of AJHQ where he nearly starves to death until being found by Barold who gives him snacks and drags him back into the main area of AJHQ.

## Trivia

* The shitballs incident is based off a real incident where, during an Animal Jam livestream, AJHQ briefly showed some files titled "shitballs" "minionballs" and "shitballs2", the incident was quickly swept under the rug but still caused some drama in the community.

## Gallery

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