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Ira

* Covered
* Uncovered

**Iris "Ira"** is one of the Ancient Evils formerly trapped in the World Between Worlds.

## Appearance

Ira is a tall octopus-humanoid who has tentacles that act as legs. Although his lower-half appears to be physical, his insides seem to be made of scarlet gas. He has red bandaged arms that can transform into a long, light blue tentacle. One can see a total of four eyes on his body: three inside his hood and one peeking out from a hole in his robe.

He dons a yellow and white ragged hooded robe that covers most of his body. A strange circular object floats behind him that consists of sticks, strings, and multiple smaller objects attached to the strings.
Teddy Rumpkins Tymes

Teddy Rumpkins Tymes is the father of JusTED Tymes. He was born in 1968 in Azureville, The Bloobear Kingdom.

Teddy Rumpkins was born to Jeremiah Tymes and Amelia Blubehr. His father was the breadwinner of the Tymes family, and was in the employ of his best friend and business partner, the hotelier Rumpkins Ironsnout. Jeremiah worked for most of his life at Rumpkins' bar and bistro, the Rumpkins & Bros.' Tavern. Due to the two bears' close relationship, Jeremiah decided to name his firstborn son after his best friend. Teddy Rumpkins would eventually, after his two-decade long service in the Royal Bloobear Army, find employment at the very same tavern his father worked.
Bloobear (Jewish)

Bloobear was born to Jewish parents living in the Washington D.C. metropolitan area sometime in 1998. He is highly educated and intelligent, and possess a knack for cracking puns and witty jokes. It is known that Bloobear graduated from McGill University sometime in the late 2010s, his vocation remains a mystery, though there is evidence pointing towards him working as a bus driver.

Bloobear is what many would consider to be a foodie, though he does not consider himself one and denies this label whenever it is assigned to him by others.
Team Killer

Has committed several war crimes.

Used Mustard Gas in an undocumented skirmish with the Iraqi Military.

Personally issues his troops with tri-bladed bayonets.

Is known to execute all surrendering soldiers gathered after a battle.

Was killed in a precise strike from the USA using a Hellfire R9X July 23rd, 2013.
Limos

**Limos** is a daemon who personifies starvation, hunger and famine, and the estranged daughter of Eris. Limos is said to make her home in a freezing and gloomy wasteland at the farthest edge of Scythia, where the soil is barren and nothing grows.

## History

### The Wrath of Demeter

In the myth of Erisichthon, Erysichthon (whose name means "earth-tearer") was a king of Thessaly who cut down the trees of the sacred grove of the goddess Demeter. Erysichthon and his team came across the largest tree in the grove, adorned with praying tablets and a warning sign. The men Erysichthon brought were too skittish to cut down the sacred tree, but Erysichthon grabbed an axe and declaring he’d do the same even if it was Demeter herself. He struck the tree, which bled like a being of flesh and cursed Erysichthon. The dryad associated with the tree, a favorite of Demeter, died as well.

The other dryad nymphs who witnessed the event went straight to Demeter, informing her of the sacrilege. Demeter then sent a nymph to the barren lands of Scythia to contact Limos, the goddess of starvation, as Demeter herself was so antithetical to Limos she could not get too close to her. The nymph transferred Demeter’s plan to Limos, who agreed to help.

Later that night, Limos sneaked into Erysichthon’s palace while he slept, and cursed him with eternal hunger. Erysichthon, waking up from a dream where he was having a rich meal, felt hungry and asked for a table to be prepared for him. But no matter how much he ate, he could never satisfy his hunger, and ended up selling his entire fortune in exchange for food. He even sold his daughter, Mestra, who asked for help from Poseidon for having deflowered her, who then gave her the gift of shapeshifting. Erysichthon took advantage of his daughter’s new ability and kept selling her, as she kept escaping with her powers.

But in the long run none of it could help him, and Erysichthon ended up eating his own self, until nothing of him remained.

## Powers and Abilities

* **Hunger Inducement**: Limos can give people hunger, which cannot be satiated. Symptoms of hunger include physical weakness, light-headedness, irritability, and a craving to eat. Severe hunger can lead to delirium, nausea, and loss of consciousness. It normally ends with the victim eating themself to death in their hunger.
Tedbear Honorifics

In the Ted cultures, a strict, overarching set of rules for addressing living beings, Tedbear and otherwise, are observed. This article covers the honorifics used in Ted English, which is very similar to American and British English.

## General Conventions

Generally speaking, the "Mister" and "Miss/Missus" particles are used only when addressing animals larger than Teds, including Humans. (Teds are of 4'6" average height.) Humans are always addressed using honorifics, with the aforementioned Mr. and Ms./Mrs. being most commonplace. In the Tedbears' perception, average adult stature take precedence in determining the size of any given life form, so all Humans are considered to be larger than Teds, even if in practice, it is untrue. As such, even Human children receive the Mr. and Ms./Mrs. honorifics, unless they are subordinate to a Tedbear.

Life smaller than Teds is normally addressed using the species name, as most small animals do not possess formal names.

* Examples: *Boar, Snake, Snail, Cheezy Chicken, Fall Guy*

Small animals with formal names, such as pets, are referred to by their names, always without honorifics.

* Examples: *Fido, Mochi, Oreo, Trafalgar*
* Honorifics within pet names given by Humans are always omitted when the pet is being addressed by a Tedbear. *Mr. Whiskers* in British English would be referred to as just *Whiskers* in Ted English.

It is generally considered very rude for a Ted to verbally address another Ted using casual honorifics, such as Mr. and Ms./Mrs. Formal honorifics, especially official and professional titles, are acknowledged.

* Examples: *His Excellency, President Bloobear; The Most Esteemed, Kyle O'Ryan Bloo; Lord Fiddlebear; Chad Huntingtonbear, PhD*

In addition to this, larger animals and Humans are not expected to address Teds using any honorifics, though in practice, ignorance of this convention is mostly excused. Small animals are always expected to use honorifics when communicating with Teds.
Nenabear

Nenabear is a chipper pinkbear with a knack for knitting and crocheting. She is seen wearing a variety of different clothing, and is known to enjoy "small things and round things." Nenabear claims to possess a fleet of Tedtoises, although this, according to her neighbors, this is dubious and of some debate. However, she does indeed enjoy the company and service of these large quadrupedal theodores, as she often takes vacations to the John Carlos Archipelago, south of the Southern Redbear Valley, to ride and pet the local Tedtles and Tedtoises. Nenabear also keeps a small amphibious Tedtle, in a tank, as a housepet.

Nenabear is also known to be a foodie, and enjoys patronizing various eateries and restaurants. It should be noted that she has a habit of hoarding disposable napkins, obtained from these eateries, for use at home as well as to be stowed in the glove compartment of her Honda HRV Tedcar.
Elodie of Garlot

**Elodie of Garlot** is a noble witch, sister of Morgan and Beatrice le Fay, and half-sister of Artoria and Arthur Pendragon.

## Appearance

Elodie has long, lilac hair with curls and purple eyes and multiple ribbons.

## Personality

Elodie is a very extravagant girl. She pretends to be a fancy lady, but she is not ashamed to be rude if it allows her to assert dominance. She proudly exposes her thoughts in a fluent speech. She is very haughty, and arrogant, believing herself to be superior to others because of her noble status. Still though, she has a rather cute side; she often goes out to play with the neighborhood cats.

Elodie didn't like children because they didn't show her the respect that they showed older nobles (as she was a child herself and not a princess). Because of this, in public, she acted as if she isn't as close to Evaine, Anwen and Leon's first born daughter, as she is. Elodie also hid her excitement at Anwen being pregnant again (she secretly wanted the child to be another girl).

## Relationships

### Family:

#### Artoria Pendragon

Artoria does care for Elodie, seeing her as a younger sister. However, Elodie's and Artoria's relationship is not as strong as Arthur's and Artoria's, even though she also grew up with her. This could be due to their age gap or the fact that Uther favors Arthur and Artoria over her, so Artoria and Arthur spend more time together.

With the help of Leon, Artoria has taught Elodie how to use a bow. This happened after months of Elodie pestering Artoria about wanting to know how to fight with a sword. Artoria thought teaching her how to be a bowwoman would be safer. Uther doesn't know about this.

Elodie had a petty, surface-level crush on Artoria growing up because she saw her as a "Prince" and they were in close proximity. Artoria gave her more attention than she did to other girls and she treated her differently to how she did Arthur (which was very overtly sibling-like), which Elodie sees as her having a chance (this is warped through her child-like perception of things).
Zing met mij

***Zing met mij*** is een lied uit de special *Het geheim van de Zangvleugel*.

**Alle andere Melodianen:**
*Miiiiijjjjj!*

**Melodia:**
*Miiiiijjjjj!*

**Alle andere Melodianen:**
*Miiiiijjjjj!*

**Leyla:** (*gesproken*) Zomer, kijk. Aggie en de andere draken hebben dezelfde kleur ogen als Melodia heeft. Zomer?

**Zomer:**
*Iedereen is vrolijk hier,
kijk om je heen*

**Zeppla:**
*Kom op en laat je gaan,*

**Zomer en Zeppla:**
*zing nooit alleen*

**Vlieger:**
*Ben je boos? Zing dan zo hard als je kan,
als je zingt is het zo voorbij*

**Vlieger, Labarn en Cinda:**
*en keert het getij*

**Borger:**
*Als je niet zuiver zingt en dat maakt je zo moe,*

**Melodia:**
*zing met me mee, ook al weet je niet hoe
Het klinkt beter tezamen
dus doe...
Heb vertrouwen, zing dit lied met mij
Zing meerstemmig en maak me blij,
want samen voelen we ons vrij
Dus kom op joh en zing met miiiiijjjjj!*

**Snijder:**
*Hé, Luchthuppertjes,
wees niet zo down
Ik zing en ik dans,
maar ik ben echt geen clown*

**Melodia:**
*Zing nooit alleen, want het is veel leuker samen
Dus zing ge-woon mee en niemand hoeft zich te schamen*

**Alle Melodianen:**
*Heb vertrouwen en zing met mij
Zing meerstemmig en maak me blij,
want samen voelen we ons vrij*

**Dak:** (*gesproken*) Effe serieus, gebeurt dit nou echt?

**Alle Melodianen:**
*Dus kom op joh en zing met miiiiijjjjj
Zing met miiiiijjjjj!*

**Leyla:** (*gesproken*) Dak, hun ogen!

**Alle Melodianen:**
*Zing met miiiiijjjjj!*

**Leyla:** (*gesproken*) Nee, niet naar haar luisteren.

**Dak:** (*gesproken*) Vlieger, word wakker, jongen.

**Melodia:**
*Miiiiijjjjj!*

### Reprise

**Melodia:**
*Schuif je angsten zo aan de kant,
want er is echt niets aan de hand
Vertrouw op dit lied en zing met mij,
want bij mij ben je pas vriiiiijjjjj*

**Vlieger:**
*Het is hier leuk, op deze plek,*

**Snijder:**
*zing uit volle borst,*

**Borger:**
*dit is te gek*

**Melodia:** (*gesproken*) Ja, dat is het. Nu begrijpen jullie het.

**Leyla:** (*gesproken*) Kijk, hun ogen worden niet paars. Het mos doet zijn werk, ze horen haar niet zingen.

**Dak:** (*gesproken*) (*fluisterend*) Laten we hopen dat deel 2 van het plan ook werkt.

**Melodia:**
*Zing nooit alleen, want het is veel leuker samen
Zing met me mee en niemand hoeft zich te schamen
Dus kom op joh en zing met mij
Zing meerstemmig*

**Aggie:** (*gesproken*) O nee.

**Melodia:**
*en maak me blij*
Sijay Culture

The Sijay Culture is a now-extinct civilization of early Tedbears. Geographically speaking, it is believed that the Sijay Civilization held territory that spanned the southern half of the Teddy River Basin, in what is today known as South Tedbearia.

## History

### Early Sijay Culture

Historians and archaeologists divide the Sijay Civilization into two distinct periods, early and late. The reasoning for this separation is because of a major cultural shift which occurred in Sijay beardom between the two periods. The Early Sijay Culture spans from at least 540 BCE until roughly 110 BCE. The Early Sijay are known to have observed a polytheistic religion, in which the various monkey species found around the South Tedbearia region were deified. In addition to its piety towards all things simian, the stars and cosmos were also heavily revered by the Early Sijay. It is believed that outer space was seen as a sort of afterlife by the Early Sijay Culture, and countless references to space travel could be found in Early Sijay cave art.

As the Early Sijay civilization did not possess an alphabet or any forms of writing, its lorekeeping and recording of history was restricted to oral tradition and its famous cave paintings.

## Legacy

In modern times, Tedbearian soldiers are often seen performing a type of War Dance, in which a squad or platoon of troops form a circle around their stacked arms, and march in a clockwise direction, all the while chanting. This ritualistic dance is thought to have originated with the Early Sijay Culture, as ample evidence of the very same ceremony can be seen in numerous Sijay cave paintings which depict ancient Tedbear warriors dancing and hollering in a circle around a stack of spears.
Origins of the Tedbears

Tedbears are a species (plural) of teddy bear-esque lifeforms that exist on Earth, alongside its humans, flora, fauna and vehicles.

## History

### Origins

Although the Tedbears have lived on Earth for countless millennia, the exact whereabouts of their native home is currently unknown. The most credible theories hypothesize that Teds have extraterrestrial origins, and were introduced to Earth through a spacecraft crash many thousands of years ago.

### Spread of Tedkind

Teds take many shapes and forms. Although the standard bipedal Tedbear is most common, it has been observed that literally any animal (barring the Human,) vehicle or inanimate object may possess Ted features -- usually a Tedsnout, beady ted eyes and ted ears. Until the 1940s, the cause of these "Mutations" remained a mystery. It was not until the Operation Crossroads atomic bomb tests in 1946 that **T.E.Ds**, the atmospheric particles which are responsible for Mutations, were discovered.

T.E.D. is an acronym for *Theodoric Entity Droplets*. These microscopic molecules, not present before the Teds' introduction to Earth, are woven into the planet's atmosphere, and are the reason why many of its native species mutate into Ted hybrids. However, the vast majority of Earthian life possess some degree of immunity from Ted mutations, resulting in a relatively peaceful coexistence between unmodified forms of the planet's native inhabitants and those who react to T.E.D. It should be noted that Humans are completely immune to these particles.

In 1960, it was revealed by Theo Razzledazzle Bloohopper, the Grand Scribebear of the Ted Archives2 at the time, that the Humans' T.E.D. particle theory was indeed correct. This event was unique in that it was the first time that top-secret Tedbear archival data was willingly shared with Man. It was made known that the T.E.D. particles were accidentally released from highly pressurized glass jars containing its concentrated form. The jars were broken by mistake during the event in which Tedbears first made landfall on Earth.

## Notes

1. I would like to credit Twitch Hawaii streamer JustenTymes for coming up with the T.E.D. particle theory.
2. The Grand Scribebear and two of his/her closest aides are the only Teds who know the location of the Tedbear homeworld. It is a jealously guarded secret entrusted only with the wisest of Tedkind, who are elected to the Ted Archives. To date, there has been no correspondence or communications between the two worlds.
Joseph Earwicker

Joseph Earwicker, appearing in the 2021 film Tedzilla

### Children

Numerous, though none survived infancy as their eggs cracked before they were ready for hatching

### Alma Mater

Big Boy State College

Joseph Earwicker KORB FRS is a colossal Big Boy who is most known for his role as the eponymous monster in the 2021 film, *Tedzilla*. Born in 1795, he has lived an enormous life span of 226 years and counting. Though his age far surpasses those of standard teds, who live to similar time frames as humans, scientists have discovered that for his species, (*Theodosius maximus*,) Joseph is merely a young adult -- roughly "24 years old in Big Boy Years."

Joseph Earwicker stands at 112 feet tall, and there is yet to be means measure his weight. Surprisingly, he is a vegetarian, and does not share the same omnivorous diet of most tedbears. From the 19th century onwards was studied by humans from various scientific communities, including the esteemed Royal Society -- which he became a Fellow of in 1966. The President of the Tederation made him a Knight/Chevalier of the Order of Razzeh Bear in 2020.

He lived, for most of his life, in a large parcel of land in the rolling hills of Northern Lappyland. This land was for a while considered to be a national park and wildlife reserve for his containment and residence. In 2021, the Tederation Government and the President of Southern Tedbearia gifted to him Perthshire Island, located in the Southern Redbear Archipelago. Their reasoning for doing so was because complaints were piling up from nearby Lappylanders, who often had their crops, property and vehicles destroyed by accident while Joseph Earwicker went on his evening walks around the neighborhood. One neighbor had his Toyota Prius crushed underneath Joseph's massive paws, which left pawprints the length of a city bus. For the filming of *Tedzilla*, in which Joseph received a massive prosthetic tail and spikes along his spine, the production team had to lay out over 7 miles worth of a thick, protective tarp, so that the roads leading to the filming location would not be damaged by the gigantic ted. Joseph Earwicker currently resides on Perthshire Island, and the Giant Tedtoises who roam many of the archipelago's islands have received his presence positively, as they perceived it as solidarity amongst Ted Megafauna subpsecies.
Honeytreats Gorgonmetropopolos

Honeytreats Gorgonmetropopolos was a Baroque artist and sculptor active during the onset of the Baroque period in the first half of the 17th century. He was one of the most influential figures of classical Tedbear art, and one of the main proponents of the fledgling Western Steppe School of Sculpture.

## Life

### Early Life

Honeytreats Gorgonmetropopolos was born on December 11th, 1591, in the fortress city of Azureville, located in what was then the Bloobear Kingdom. His family was that of petit-bourgeoisie status, one of many in the Bloobear Realms, an area renown for its vast number of mercantile and artisanal clans. His father, Cornelius Gorgonmetropopolos was the founder of a bronze casting workshop, which frontage bore the great crest of the House of Gorgonmetropopolos. Though the Gorgonmetropopolos family were not teds of bloo fur and pompous demeanor, they, over several generations, worked their way up the tiers of Bloobearic society.

Being born in the decades of relative stability prior to the onset of the Food Wars, Honeytreats spent much his idyllic childhood at home, where his mother taught him the rudimentary foundations of mathematics, science and philosophy, or at his father's workshop, where he watched the artisans create statues and cannon barrels alike. In his memoirs, Honeytreats recalls being enamored by the process, and the fine details that went into the workshop's more intricate products, and credits his childhood experiences there as a "god-given inspiration" to his later career as a pioneering artist.

## Legacy

Honeytreats Gorgonmetropopolos' influence was immense. Virtually every representational tedsculptor since has incorporated his technique, style or method in one way, shape or form.

Additionally, the popular phrase "dayum shawty, you got dat Gorgonmetropopolos badonkadonk" is in reference to the famously curvaceous posteriors of his neoclassical and allegorical works.
Hurdles 3 and "WETHFPC"

Hurdles 3 and "WETHFPC" is the 17th book of Total Firey Island.

"WETHFPC" stands for **W**hich **E**ver **T**eam **H**as **F**ewer **P**eople **C**ontest.

## Plot

Last time, the three (remaining; one has been eliminated from the contest) contestants had been jumping through strange and wacky-shaped hurdles.

After Pencil jumps through a jagged hurdle, she lands on the ground. She notices that the next hurdle is noticeably short. She comments on it, with Bubble finishing her sentence. Ice Cube calls it weird that the two are finishing eachother's sentences, but Pencil and Bubble say that they don't care.

Ice Cube tells them that the contest doesn't mean the three of them can't be friends anymore, and that the three, along with Match, managed to all make it to the final six. Pencil and Bubble merely mock her speech. This aggravates Ice Cube, so she gets a bottle of glue, and squirts it onto Pencil's feet to sabotage her chance in the contest. Pencil is unable to jump over the next hurdle (which is even shorter) and is out of the contest. Bubble dramatically limps while shouting "No! No! Why did you have to leave me?!" She falls onto the ground, and pops. Ice Cube wins the contest.

Later, Pencil apologizes for voting Bubble. It turns out that Bubble is safe, with 5 votes, many of those being from the eliminated contestants. Pencil is eliminated with 6 votes, and Bubble dramatically flails again, saying the exact same things as before. However, Bubble realizes that more contestants voted than there were contestants on the team. Eraser reveals that he voted 4 times, 3 of which were against Pencil. He says Pencil actually has 3 votes, while Bubble has 5. She is happy to be eliminated.

The next day, Announcer states that the Murderer Trout (the only member being Pencil) has won the second contest. Ice Cube states that the contest has not started, with Snowball finishing her sentence, much to Pencil's annoyance. The challenge announced is the Which Ever Team Has Fewer People Contest, which the Yelling Beavers (Ice Cube and Snowball) lose.

The contestants on the team (including the eliminated contestants) vote for who they want gone. Flower is the tiebreaker, since there were 3 votes for both contestants. Flower shows a video that recalls footage from an earlier book. In the video, Flower asks Ice Cube if she is beautiful. Ice Cube hesitantly denies, and Flower smacks her off a balance beam. Flower does not want everybody to see that, but the footage does not stop.

Pencil and Snowball are the final two.

## Trivia

* This book was shown on December 12, 2022.
* This is the first book to have more than one challenge.
* This is the first book where more than one contesant is eliminated.
* The book Balance Beam is recalled in this book. Specifically, the dialogue between Flower and Ice Cube. Firey and Coiny's interaction in that book is also recalled.
Match

Match is a character in Total Firey Island.

She was on the team Yelling Beavers until she got eliminated in Bowling 2.

## Status

book 1- TEAM WON

book 2- TEAM WON

book 3- TEAM LOST

book 4- TEAM WON

book 5- TEAM LOST

book 6- TEAM LOST

book 7- TEAM WON

book 8- TEAM WON

book 9- TEAM LOST

book 10- AT RISK

book 11- UP FOR ELIMINATION

book 12- ELIMINATED
Jumbo

Jumbo is the 18th and final book of Total Firey Island.

## Plot

The challenge is all of the previous challenges combined, with the exception of the Which Ever Team Has Fewer People Contest.

The two contestants start the first challenge, that being the Crying Contest. Snowball easily cries, while Pencil doesn't. A flashback from Crying Contest shows that Pencil was one of the few contestants that did not cry. Snowball wins the first challenge.

The next is the Balance Beam. A flashback from said book features Snowball being bored with the challenge. It flashes to the present, where Snowball falls asleep on the beam. The next is the Mile Run. A flashback from said book shows that Snowball was one of the first to cross the finish line, and does so in the present.

Next is Elimination Volleyball. The flashback shows Pencil accidentally hitting the ball backwards. She does so in the present, but wins the challenge. Next is Rope Climb. Snowball wins both in the flashback and in the present.

Next is Dodgeball. Snowball throws the ball extremely fast. A flashback shows Pencil catching the ball, but only gets hit in the face by it in the present. Next is the Spelling Bee. Snowball spells 'barrel' correctly. A flashback shows him spelling 'phonetic' wrong. Cut to the present, where he spells 'international' wrong. Pencil is in the lead.

After a transition with the word '*Finally*...' the two contestants are tied with a score of 6. The final challenge is hurdles. Pencil jumps over a hurdle. Snowball runs straight into a hurdle, and accidentally touches the 'OUT' zone, so he loses the challenge. Pencil wins the season, and the $100,000 prize!

A promotional poster for Total Firey Switch is shown, where 15 "campers" in 3 teams will battle to be the final 3.

## Trivia

* This book was shown on December 25, 2022.
* The challenges from books 8-14 are not shown.
* This is the second book to feature flashbacks.
* The last page was revealed in 2013 as part of jacknjellify's camp, BAGUETTE. The name of this book was assumed to be "Spelling Bee and Hurdles" because of it.
Balance Beam

Balance beam is the 2nd book in the Total Firey Island series.

## Plot

The challenge is to stay on a balance beam. Match says that the contest is easy, while Rocky slips off the beam. Flower asks Ice cube if she is beautiful, to which Ice cube disagrees. Flower gets mad and pushes both Ice cube and Tennis Ball off. Meanwhile, Firey is still mad at Coiny for not remembering he hates water. Coiny apologizes and says he forgot. Firey gets angrier, to which he pushes Coiny off. Spongy accidently pushes Golf Ball off. Snowball says that being on a beam is boring, so he, Match, and Teardrop all run in place, and all fall off. The Yelling Beavers now have two, and Murderer Trout has five contestants. Bubble states that it is an easy win. Ice Cube exclaims that she wants her team to lose so Flower can get eliminated. At the Murderer Trout, Golf Ball tells her team to all hold hands so nobody falls, but due to Spongy not having arms, he falls off. Meanwhile, Flower steps off the beam and exclaims that she quits, leaving Blocky the only one left on it. He then is about to slip off. Woody then slips off the beam, causing his teammates to fall, and so does Blocky. However, he falls off after, and so the Yelling Beavers win again. Firey says he will never forgive Coiny. Bubble says that Woody made them fall. Coiny gets mad at Golf Ball for her plan not working.

VOTING

Bubble- one

Pencil- two

Firey- three

Coiny- three

Spongy- three

WOODY AND GOLF BALL ARE FINAL TWO

Woody- four

Golf Ball gets five votes and is eliminated. She gets mad at this and says that nobody wants her help.

## Trivia

* The contest in this book was reused for BFDI 1A, "Take the Plunge."
* This is the first time Rocky speaks.
* This book was shown on carykh's YouTube channel on 12/12/12, along with Book 1 and 3.
Ridgemont-upon-Teddy

### Ethnicity

20% Bloobear 10% Earthtone bears 40% Other-colored bears and subspecies (not including vehicular teds) 30% Human

## Communications

### Tederal Rail connections

Red Line, White Line, Teal Line, Southern Branchline

### Tederal Highway connections

M3, M18, M19, M245

Ridgemont-upon-Teddy, commonly known as Ridgemont, is a city located in the southern portion of the Tederation, roughly 12 miles north of the Teddy River Delta. A Free City of the Tederation, Ridgemont is among a handful of settlements within the Tederation in which humans are allowed to freely reside.

## History

### Prehistory

Archaeological digs conducted in the 2000s have resulted in the discovery of tedbear pottery and religious effigies dating from the 5th century BCE. Although this date is the oldest that can be archaeologically verified, it is almost certain that teds have settled the area much earlier. The elongated snouts found on many of the aforementioned effigies seem to imply that these proto-Ridgemontese originated as an offshoot of the Early Sijay Culture common to nearby areas. The locality of Ridgemont, like many others up and down the Teddy River, was likely settled due to its fertility and vast swaths of arable land.

## Geography

View of Semolina Street, in the Razzeh Bear neighborhood of Ridgemont New Towne.An apartment building on Hawthorne Street, typical of those found in the Old Towne.

## Trivia

* Ridgemont-upon-Teddy is a reference to a Minecraft city constructed by TokenChineseGuy and several other teds in the autumn of 2014. The name of the Minecraft build itself was intended as a homage to the 1982 film, *Fast Times at Ridgemont High*.
DaneTheTed

Danger! The Theodore, otherwise known as DaneTheTed, is a multi-colored ted who hails from the Southern Redbear Valley. Growing up in the area, which is known for its vast diversity in wildlife, Dane developed an interest in ecology, and eventually studied it in tedcollege. Dane is known for his back-to-back first place positions in the 2016 and 2017 Great Tederation Dab-off.
Crying Contest

Crying contest is the first book in the Total Firey Island series.

## Plot

Firey criticizes the title of the book and Coiny asks what is wrong with it. Firey gets mad and tells Coiny that water is his poison and that he can't believe he forgot.

Suddenly, a large bucket falls on each teams. Firey is worried about the contest starting, to which it does. Bubble starts crying, and Firey tries to avoid it.

Golf Ball asks Eraser why he's not crying. Eraser states that crying is for wimps and he is not one. Meanwhile, it shows what's happening on the Yelling Beavers' team, and then the Murderer Trout. The level of water is almost full and Firey stands at the top of the bucket, avoiding it. Then, the contest ends. Announcer explains the Yelling Beavers have more liters of water than the Murderer Trout, and that they can vote 3 people off their team. Firey votes Coiny saying that he can't remember, also voting Golf Ball and Eraser. Golf Ball votes for Eraser, Firey and Pencil saying that none of them cried. Later, voting ends and Announcer says Murderer Trout's contestants safest to least safe.

VOTING

Bubble- zero votes

Spongy- one

Pencil- one

Coiny- one (Firey complains that he was the only one)

Golf Ball- three

Woody- five

FIREY AND ERASER ARE FINAL TWO

Firey- six

meaning Eraser is eliminated.

Eraser calls everyone a wimp and he's the only one who's not. Firey is relieved.

## Trivia

* This book reveals why Firey and Coiny are enemies. (However, Coiny isn't enemies with Firey yet)
* The contest for this book was reused for BFDI 10, "Crybaby!"
* This book was shown on carykh's YouTube channel on 12/12/12, along with Books 2 and 3.
Total Firey Points

Total Firey Points is the sequel to Total Firey Island and Total Firey Switch. These books were used as storyboards for BFDI episodes.

There are 12 books. They were revealed in the same video that the rest of the Total Firey Island books and Total Firey Switch book were revealed.

The series was confirmed to be unfinished.

## Contestants

There are 20 contestants. They are the 16 contestants from previous seasons, along with 4 new contestants, Pen, Pin, Leafy and Needle.

## Books

book 1: Balance Beam (TFP)

book 2: Dodgeball (TFP)

book 3: Mountain Climb (TFP)

book 4: Balloon Toss

book 5: Teams

book 6: Boats

book 7: Bridge Crossing

book 8: Eating

book 9: Pyramid

book 10: Pole Vault

book 11: Test Taking

book 12: Obstacle Course
Yelling Beavers

Yelling Beavers is a team in Total Firey Island. Their rival team is Murderer Trout.

## Members

The Yelling Beavers consist of 8 members, those being Blocky, Flower, Ice Cube, Match, Rocky, Snowball, Teardrop and Tennis Ball.

## Status

book 1- WON

book 2- WON

book 3- LOST

book 4- WON

book 5- LOST

book 6- LOST

book 7- WON

book 8- WON

book 9- LOST

book 10- LOST

books 11-17- TBA

book 18- SNOWBALL PLACES 2ND IN THE SEASON
Total Firey Island

Total Firey Island is the very first competition-related thing to do with Firey. It was made in 2008 by Cary Huang. The seasons that come after it are Total Firey Switch and Total Firey Points.

## Contestants

There are 16 contestants. Those are Blocky, Bubble, Coiny, Eraser, Firey, Flower, Golf Ball, Ice Cube, Match, Pencil, Rocky, Snowball, Spongy, Teardrop, Tennis Ball and Woody. Their host is the robotic speaker, Announcer.

They are split into two teams, labeled Murderer Trout and Yelling Beavers. 4 contestants not included in this season would be in later seasons, those contestants being Needle, Pen, Pin, and Leafy.

## Elimination order

16th - Eraser

15th - Golf Ball

14th - Flower

13th - Woody

12th - Blocky

11th - Rocky

10th - Spongy

9th - Firey

8th - Tennis Ball

7th- Teardrop

6th- Match

5th- Coiny

4th- Bubble

3rd- Ice Cube

2nd - Snowball

1st - Pencil

## Books

book 1- Crying Contest

book 2- Balance Beam

book 3- Mile Run

book 4- Elimination Volleyball

book 5- Rope Climb

book 6- Dodgeball

book 7- Spelling Bee

book 8- Breath Holding Contest

book 9- Dice!

book 10: Spinner

book 11: Bowling 1

book 12: Bowling 2

book 13: Stack 1

book 14: Stack 2

book 15: Hurdles 1

book 16: Hurdles 2

book 17: Hurdles 3 and "WETHFPC"

book 18- Jumbo
Mile Run

Mile run is the 3rd book in the Total Firey Island series.

## Plot

Everyone starts running but Flower decides not to. Later, the course gets steep. Bubble, Blocky and Coiny run into a tree. Spongy runs down and falls down a drop. Coiny and Blocky bounce off of him. Blocky falls on the ground, causing it to crack. Flower notices this. Snowball runs past Blocky and says that HE is going to win, but Blocky tells him that they're on the same team. Snowball finishes in 7:31. Blocky places second at 7:33. Coiny is 3rd at 7:44. Bubble is 4th at 8:02. Pencil is 5th at 8:08. Ice cube finishes at 8:14 and Teardrop finishes at 8:38. Later, it's Woody or Flower. Woody finishes at 10:21 and Flower finishes at 26:32, making her team lose.

VOTING

Snowball- zero votes

Blocky- zero votes

Rocky- one vote

Match- four votes

Teardrop- four votes

Ice cube- four votes

Tennis ball- four votes

Flower- seven votes (ELIMINATED)

Flower gets mad and says that she's the only one who looks at scenery. Match says she didn't try. Then, they show the teams.

## Trivia

* This book was shown on YouTube along with Books 1 and 2 on 12/12/12.
* The running course was reused for BFDI episode 19's "Rescission."
Coiny

Coiny is a character in Total Firey Island.

He was on the team Murderer Trout until he was eliminated in Stack 2.

## Status

book 1- TEAM LOST

book 2- TEAM LOST

book 3- TEAM WON

book 4- TEAM LOST

book 5- TEAM WON

book 6- TEAM WON

book 7- TEAM LOST

book 8- TEAM LOST

book 9- TEAM WON

book 10- TEAM WON

books 11-12- TEAM WON

book 13- UP FOR ELIMINATION

book 14- ELIMINATED
Tatsuya Teddyoshi

"Stooge"

Tatsuya Teddyoshi is a Japanese Earthtone Ted from Osaka, Japan. There, he is infamous for his participation in activities related to organized crime operations -- particularly those of the local Yakuza. He is a polarizing figure. While many respect his "balls-out" attitude, he is also derided by others for his ruffian antics, often being referred to as "a fucking clown."

Teddyoshi is known to have an uncommon high-pitched voice, and his hollers can be heard echoing throughout the Osaka underworld on quiet nights. Because of his vocal traits, and the general buffoonery of his demeanor, many observers compare him to the famous NYC late-night talk show host, Johnny Earthtone.

## Criminal Activities

Although Tatsuya Teddyoshi has been involved in organized crime for over 15 years, he has only been arrested for minor or petty crimes, and has never served any long-term prison sentences. This is attributed to his general ineptitude. Teddyoshi constantly fails to carry out the crimes that he is tasked with, often botching them so badly that prosecutors struggle to find charges with which to indict him on in the aftermath. On one notable occasion in 2014, he was allegedly told to beat up the owner of a local hostess bar as part of an extortion scheme, but became distracted in the bar itself, spending over 5,000 Yen on drinks before his identity was revealed by a bouncer. He was subsequently beat up himself, by the bouncers and the owner of aforementioned bar. The only misdemeanor charge Teddyoshi received after the authorities intervened was due to his failure to pay for his bar tab.

In 2016, Teddyoshi was tasked, along with two other henchmen, to intimidate a local Korean grocer who was found to be late in paying his protection fees. The grocer, unbeknownst to the Yakuza, was aware of the forthcoming trouble, and had prepared for a scuffle by instructing several of his colleagues to hide in a broom closet as reinforcements. When the time came, the Yakuza henchmen were thoroughly dispatched, but Teddyoshi remained at the scene of the crime, immobilized after one of the Korean defenders shoved him into a trash bin. In the ensuing legal scuffle, Teddyoshi pleaded innocent, and genuinely so, as he believed that he and his fellow Yakuza were there to buy snacks and Soju.
Don't Take Shit From Other Demons

**Don't Take Shit From Other Demons** is a song sang by Erebus to his daughter, Melaney.

## Lyrics

Melaney

You will do well

My sweet demon belle

One day you'll rule Hell

And all the sinners as well

You might doubt yourself

But we're here to help

You'll slaughter, expel

Burning those who rebel

Please promise me

That you'll never be holy

There's no point in atoning

Cause Heaven's worse than it sounds

And don't ever

(No don't)

And don't ever take

Shit from other demons, Melaney

And don't

Don't ever

(No don't)

Don't ever

No, ooh

Melaney

This clientele

At your hopeless hotel

Won't change that they fell

Down the seven rings of Hell

No amount of help

Will redeem themselves

They are ignoble

Among some other things as well

And don't ever

(No don't)

And don't ever take

Shit from other demons, Melaney

And don't

Don't ever

(No don't)

Don't ever

No, ooh

Don't

Please promise me

That you'll never be holy

There's no point in atoning

Cause Heaven's worse than it sounds

And don't ever

And don't ever take

Shit from other demons, Melaney
Ice Cube

Ice Cube is a character in Total Firey Island.

She was on the team Yelling Beavers until she got eliminated in Hurdles 3 and "WETHFPC".

## Status

book 1- TEAM WON

book 2- TEAM WON

book 3- TEAM LOST

book 4- TEAM WON

book 5- TEAM LOST

book 6- TEAM LOST

book 7- TEAM WON

book 8- TEAM WON

book 9- TEAM LOST

book 10- TEAM LOST

books 11-12- TEAM LOST

books 13-14- TEAM WON

books 15-16- TEAM LOST

book 17- ELIMINATED
Hurdles 1

Hurdles 1 is the 15th book of Total Firey Island.

## Plot

The Announcer tells the remaining contestants that they will be getting amounts of cash for being in the contest. The eliminated contestants on the winning team will also get smaller amounts of cash. He also mentions that the eliminated contestants can vote for who they want to get eliminated (to which Firey is glad that there is something to do). The contest is hurdles, and Snowball complains that jumping was his only physical weakness.

The first hurdle on the hurdle machine is revealed. Pencil jumps too early, and is pushed by the hurdle near to the 'OUT' zone. She quickly comes to and jumps over. Snowball just barely jumps over the hurdle. A taller hurdle is shown. Pencil jumps over it, but lands head first. Snowball shuffles over to the next hurdle but faceplants right into it. He is almost pushed into the 'OUT' zone.

To be continued...

## Trivia

* The idea for this challenge was reused in BFDI 14.
* This is the first time the prize for the show is mentioned.
* This book was shown on September 7, 2022.
Spinner

Spinner is the 10th book of Total Firey Island.

## Plot

Announcer explains the rules of the contest, but Coiny is too busy commenting of how "Firey-less" it is. He then jumps into the air and falls off the spinner immediately. Snowball whispers to Teardrop that Woody has a crush on her. She thinks of how much of a coward Woody is, and she faints. While fainting, she bumps into Match, who bumps into Ice cube. The 3 of them fall off. The spinner then goes to 233 rpm, and Snowball flies off. Since Bubble and Pencil are still on the spinner, the Murderer trout wins. At the Yelling beavers' elimination, Snowball tells everybody that they should not vote him off, since he is the only male on the team. Match asks how that matters, and Snowball comments that "girls are weak, and boys always win." Match then angrily says that she is glad she voted him. Snowball then says that the team "so" needs him. Match says that she needs to get rid of him.

VOTING

Ice cube- zero votes

Match- one vote

Snowball- unknown, but is safe

Teardrop- unknown, but is eliminated

## Trivia

* This book was revealed on March 17, 2022.
* The idea of Woody having a crush on Teardrop and her not liking him is revisited in BFDI 1A.
Hurdles 2

Hurdles 2 is the 16th book of Total Firey Island.

## Plot

Last time, Snowball was nearly out of the challenge due to his weakness of jumping.

Snowball quickly grabs hold of the back of the hurdle and it bends. He scrambles onto the top of it until the hurdle slips into the ground. He is left hovering in mid-air, until he stops the conveyor belt by holding it and the gap in between it closed. He is then safely able to go forward on the belt.

Announcer decides to speed up the machine, introducing a spike-shaped hurdle that, at a extremely high speed, knocks Snowball far into the distance. Ice Cube is left as the sole Yelling Beaver member, while Bubble and Pencil outnumber her as the two Murderer Trout members.

The three remaining contestants jump over an array of different-shaped hurdles, including a cloud, a saw, another cloud, a flower, a hammer, a tree, an ellipse, a building, a fish monster, a number one, an arrow, an explosion, a jenga-like tower, a tunnel under a tree, a scary face, a pencil, a needle, a caution sign, and two mazes.

To be continued...

## Trivia

* This book was shown on October 11, 2022.
* The contestants jumping over several shaped hurdles is similar to a scene in BFDI 1B, where 3 contestants in a boat fly over many strange objects in the water. Ice Cube, coincidentally, was there.
* The maze hurdles are similar to the dodging pattern, a recurring gag in BFDI where a contestant flies through impossible mazes full of obstacles.
Bowling 1

Bowling 1 is the 11th book of Total Firey Island.

## Plot

Announcer explains the rules of the contest. Bubble goes first, and knocks down 4 of the 6 pins. Ice cube kicks the ball, which sends it into the air. The ball sets on fire, and crashes into all 6 of the pins. At the final round, Coiny tells Snowball that he is behind, and that he is the only one that hasn't gotten a strike. Bubble rolls the ball again, and it starts to steer off the edge of the cliff. She keeps telling it to move in different directions, and gets a strike. She rolls again, and gets a gutter ball, so she finishes the contest with 20 points. Ice cube kicks the ball as hard as last time, but it lands on a tree, and snaps it. She kicks the ball much softer, which results in a gutter ball. Ice cube finishes with 16 points. Match almost throws the ball, but Snowball punches her, and they get in a fight again. Match finishes with 16 points, and Snowball finishes with 54. Later, Bubble tells Pencil that she must gets three strikes in a row, or they won't win. However, Pencil is extremely nervous about it.

To be continued...

## Trivia

* This book was revealed on April 6, 2022.
* This is the first book in this series that is a two-parter.
* The idea for this challenge was reused in BFDI 16.
Total Firey Switch

Total Firey Switch is the sequel to Total Firey Island and the prequel to Total Firey Points. There is only one book, and that is "Mountain Climb." The series was cancelled due to its length. It was confirmed that Mountain Climb was not finished either.

It was first mentioned in "Jumbo."

## Contestants

All contestants are from the previous season, minus one, making 15 contestants. There are 3 teams, Executer Tuna, Shouting Hamsters and Another Name.
Spelling Bee

Spelling bee is the 7th book of Total Firey Island.

## Plot

Bubble goes first and spells "cat" correctly. Coiny spells "mob," Firey spells "Two." After some words, Teardrop has to spell "boast," but she just shrugs. In round 2, many of the words get harder. Later, at round *six*, only two people are left. Coiny, and Match. Much later, Coiny falls asleep, and Match must spell a 38-letter word. She falls asleep, but quickly wakes up and spells the word correctly.

For voting the next day, Spongy gets eliminated. Then, they show the teams.

## Trivia

* This book was shown on a video by carykh, along with books 8 and 9.
Stack 1

Stack 1 is the 13th book of Total Firey Island.

## Plot

Announcer explains that the contest is to make a stack of blocks that goes completely straight up, and that they must add a block everytime he says a number. Coiny does not listen, only remarking that the place is "Firey-less." Ice cube immediately loses when her wobbly stack of four blocks falls over. Coiny loses when he puts his eighth block on the ground, enraging Bubble. Later, Pencil and Bubble help each other on their stacks as they get taller. Snowball has no problem stacking his blocks. Even later, Pencil attempts to help Bubble with her stack. Bubble jumps up and throws a block at the top of the stack. However, the block hits the block on top, and Bubble's stack of blocks comes crashing down. A block from an unknown contestant hits Pencil's stack, and it falls over. The Murderer Trout is up for elimination. It is revealed that Coiny created an "anti-Firey" symbol out of blocks.

When the Announcer tells the Murderer Trout to vote someone out, Coiny states that he votes Bubble, and calls her a jerk.

To be continued...

## Trivia

* This book was revealed on May 19, 2022.
* The idea for this challenge was reused in TPOT 2.
* In the reveal video, Cary Huang, says that Coiny might have used glue to create the anti-Firey symbol, possibly foreshadowing TPOT 2.
Bowling 2

Bowling 2 is the 12th book of Total Firey Island.

## Plot

Last time, in the contest, Pencil had to get three strikes in a row, or they wouldn't win. She rolls the ball and gets six pins down. Pencil goes again, but accidentally throws the ball too high and misses every single pin. Bubble angrily lashes out to Pencil that she is leaving TFI, only for Pencil to score again. However, she must now get a 5 (according to Bubble, who seems to have forgotten her threat to Pencil). Without doing anything before, Pencil lightly rolls the ball at the pins. Snowball exclaims that she won't get any points. The ball rolls and hits one pin, which knocks into another, and leads to a chain reaction. Soon, all of the pins knock down, except one. The Yelling beavers are up for elimination.

VOTING

Match exclaims that she votes for Snowball, and Snowball exclaims that she votes for Match. The last vote is up to Ice cube, who is nervous about the whole thing. Snowball and Match both argue with each other to Ice cube about who she should vote, until Snowball angrily asks to Ice cube if she wants him to punch her. Ice cube exclaims, "no!" and the Announcer misinterpets this as wanting to eliminate Match.

Ice cube- zero votes

Snowball- one vote

Match- two votes (one unofficial)

## Trivia

* This book was revealed on April 20, 2022.
* This is the first time someone other than the Announcer mentions TFI.
* Match and Snowball have been fighting since book 10.