OnceYouGoQuackYouNeverGoBack

This was a hashtag meme that Scumbag Xigbar and his friends tried to force onto 4Chan and popular Facebook pages in 2013. It was really bad and cringey, now it is just used as an in joke between us. It was also planned for each of us to make a page of a fan fiction for it, with out knowing each others parts. Scumbag Xigbar was the only one to post a page though.

## #OnceYouGoQuackYouNeverGoBack FanFic

### By: Scumbag Xigbar

While Sora, Goofy, and Mega Man were fapping to the 8 Rule 34 pictures of Xion, a police box crashed into Mega Man and canceled him forever, Sora then summoned his majestic as fuck keyblade, called the Ursula's Big Tits, which he obtained after he got on the Hydra's back. He then attacked the police box, the doors to it opened and a man wearing a fez and bow tie walk out "Hey you little ass wipe, why are you hitting my fucking TARDIS, I'll fucking sonic you up you little bitch!" Goofy then walks up and cums in the mans face "Fuck you, shit head, he's a Keyblade wielder!" The man then said "Gooby please, the Sonic Screwdriver is 20% cooler then a dope ass key sword" Sora surprised "Hey wait, only one person says Gooby, are you Dolan, Donald's retarded cousin?"  The man then laughs "Nope, just that I know the funny maymay with Dolan and Gooby and this dog thing looks like Gooby." Goofy laughs "A-huck, nope I'm not Gooby, the names Goofy and this is Sora, and the little fucker you crushed was Mega Man, by the way who are you?" The man smirks "I'm the doctor, and this is my TARDIS, her name is Sexy." Sora and Goofy look at each other then both say "You named a blue box Sexy!" Then they both laughed. "Well you see the TARDIS is alive, and she is a woman, and occasionally I would fuck her control panel, but that's not the point, you know I could probably fix your friend Mega Man for you"

Sora shaking his head "Nah bro, he was in the next Super Smash Bros. while my new game, Kingdom Hearts 3, wasn't even going to the Wii-U, fuck that short ass blugger!" Doctor confused "Blugger?" Sora replies with "Blugger is a racist term for blue people, fuck Bluggers I hate them... except for Stitch, the Genie, and Tron." Doctor furious goes in his TARDIS "Good by you racist, my TARDIS is a blugger!" It then disappears, Goofy then ask Sora if they should follow him, Sora then says "Noo, fuck his blugger box, let's travel to a book, Goofy can you pick one please?" Goofy grabbed one and Sora and him jumped in.

"GOOFY YOU FUCKING IDIOT THIS IS A MANGA NOT A BOOK!" Said Sora to Goofy as they jumped into the first page. They ran into a Girl with pink hair who was being attacked by bald people, one of the bald guys said "Look at that kid's spiky hair, let's make him bald!" They attack Sora, but Sora defeats them with Ursula's Big Tits, just then the girl said "My hero! My name is Beauty,  please fuck my loli brains out!" Sora started to unzip his pants, then a muscular guy with a yellow afro walked up and said "Ain't I suppose to beat up some bald people here and save pinkie?"

He then takes out a packet that says "Script for BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBoBo Volume 1"on the front, he then takes out a pen and scribble out something then writes something. "Okay then, I just edited the script, first the giant key kid and the dog saves Beauty then I walk in and introduce myself" said the afro man, he then looks at Sora "I'm BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBoBo, BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBoBo, you can call me just BoBoBo-Bo, what's your name spiky and dog?" Sora a little confused then said "I'm Sora and this is my friend Goofy." Bo looks up at Goofy "Goofy, Sora, Beauty..." Beauty looks at him "Yeah?" BoBoBo looks at Beauty "Can you three get me some pasta?!"

Just then spaghetti flew out of Goofy's pocket "Hey look spaghetti my favorite!" Said Bo, he then opens his mouth and eats all off it. Just as he was done eating an Angle Star Heartless appears, Sora says "Shit bitch, how did a Heartless get in this manga?!" Bo raises his hand and was dressed as a school girl "I let them in Mr. Sora, I'm sorry." Sora just bursts out laughing because of BoBoBo-Bo "Why are you dressed like that Bo?" "Because it is time for school." Just then the Angle Star Heartless went to  attack Bo, but something stopped it, some sort of whip, Sora then looks at BoBoBo and saw that it was his nose hair, he even became more confused, he then threw his Keyblade at the Heartless and destroyed it.

"So Bo, your attacks are with nose hairs?" "Yeah, and I can hear hair talking, yours is saying "I hate this keybearer... " hey wait I hear 3 other voices, one is a girl and saying "I miss talking to Axel's sexy spiky hair" and another is saying "I miss my person", did you steal hair! Is that a fucking wig!" He then wraps his nose hair around Sora's hair and pulls, but it wouldn't move. Bo confused "Why does your hair have 4 voices, mine only has one!" Bo then starts crying"

Sora then turns around and gropes Beauty and then leaves the book with Goofy. "That was the weirdest fucking thing ever" said Sora, Goofy nods his head in agreement "Yeah it was, well we better be off to find Donald and our other missing friends." Sora agrees "Yeah I guess so." They both go in the Gummi ship and leave.