Groundskeeper Willie

**Dr. William "Willie" MacDougal III**, also known as **G.K. Willington Esquire**, and **William MacMoran** is the groundskeeper and janitor of Springfield Elementary School who's originally from Scotland. Willie's job is to supervise the children of the School during recess, and clean the halls. He is recognizable with his red hair and thick Scottish accent. He is often either a formidable enemy or an invaluable ally to Bart and Lisa Simpson; mostly, he has a strained relationship with Principal Seymour Skinner. Willie's either originally from the Scottish city of Kirkwall or a place called North Kilttown. He is 66 years old.

## Biography

Willie is the groundskeeper at Springfield Elementary School and is a stereotypical angry Scotsman with a heavy Scottish accent. He worked in the same amount of years as Principal Skinner. He was originally hired at Springfield Elementary as "Swim Teacher Willie." Unfortunately, after Skinner was trapped in the worm-filled pool for three days, he had the pool destroyed, and made Willie a groundskeeper. During weekends and vacations, he also tends the golfing greens at the Springfield Glen Country Club, giving himself the appropriate name *Greens*keeper Willie. He has claimed to originate from several different places in Scotland, and frequently gives contradictory accounts of his past life before arriving in Springfield. Willie once told a story of working at a mine that caved in, saying "No one made it out alive, not even Willie!" Also Willie once told Skinner that he had seen his own father hanged for stealing a pig although both of his parents can be seen alive in Scotland later. It is possible that Willie has a murderous past as we are told he is the spitting image of the Aberdeen strangler, an affirmation which he doesn't deny, innocently whistling by. However, it is likely he only kills unintentionally: he accidentally killed the boy who became the playground ghost of Springfield Elementary, all because of his sassy mouth.

Willie is incompetent and is quick to anger for little or no reason. He has shown great animosity towards both Principal Skinner and Bart Simpson, the latter of whom is often more than willing to make Willie the butt of his jokes. Twice, Bart destroyed Willie's shack: the first out of revenge for taking his skateboard; the second accidentally. Superintendent Chalmers once said that he never yelled at Willie like he does at Skinner because he liked him. At one time, Skinner quit and Chalmers replaced him with Willie as both Principal and Groundskeeper, though he never increased his salary, much to the Scotsman's disappointment.

Willie once discovered an oil well by accident because he was attempting to bury the school hamster. Because of the school's new wealth, he requested a crystal pail. However, after Mr. Burns stole the oil, which not only resulted in the loss of the school's newly gained fortune, but also causing the school to go into an even worse financial state than before due to the cost of dismantling the oil tower, Skinner was forced to lay off Groundskeeper Willie, in order to preserve the remaining school budget, causing Willie to wish to murder Mr. Burns and seriously injure Mr. Smithers. When interrogated by the police, he answers that he wasn't able to because of arthritis in both of his index fingers, preventing him from utilizing a pistol, which he got "from space invaders in 1977" and implying right after that he doesn't even know what a video game is, asking ignorantly "Video game?" and therefore pretending to have fought aliens for real. However, he fired a rifle at a weather balloon vandalized by Bart; it's as if handling a pistol and handling a rifle are two separate things to him. Later, he was seen shooting an empty pistol in the Springfield County Court House with pinpoint accuracy, indicating that his arthritis may have been fixed. He once had a cache of "screw you money", but he ended up losing it all, presumably due to Artie Ziff cheating out ZiffCorp's shareholders.

Willie's hobbies include videotaping couples in cars, something which proves to the benefit of Homer Simpson when he is wrongfully accused of sexual harassment. At one time, Willie was engaged to Shary Bobbins until she recovered her eyesight—at which point, in Willie's words, "Suddenly the ugliest man in Glasgow wasn't good enough for her!" Willie was once given the job of teaching Bart Simpson. Lisa had taken a restraining order against Bart, so he couldn't legally go to the same school. Willie became Bart's teacher because, according to Principal Skinner, Willie's shack is the only place on the school grounds that "falls outside all laws of Man or God."

He also took part in the Medieval Festival, but he disrupted it and Principal Skinner expelled Bart who had mistaken him as the one who disrupted it; Willie later explained to Skinner that *he* was the one who was disrupted the festival. Principal Skinner then realized his mistake and welcomed Bart back as an apology and was then scolded along with Willie by Superintendent Chalmers for expelling the wrong culprit. He also held a particular hatred for the holiday of Easter, which he implied was because of his Scottish ancestry. This hatred was such that he proceeded to sabotage a celebration of the holiday by rigging the various musical instruments with eggs, thus having the band unknowingly spray eggs at the audience when playing the instruments, and then framing Bart for it, which was serious enough to nearly get Bart expelled from school and worse. After he was exposed, it was implied that he lost his job as groundskeeper and spent a few years at the Penitentiary as a result (although oddly, he has his job back by the next episode).

Willie's years of heavy work have given him amazing strength and a very muscular physique, which has been observed many times as he often tears his clothes off, before accomplishing hard tasks or because of outbursts of rage. For example, he rescues Bart from a marauding Alaskan timber wolf by wrestling it into submission. Much like Ned Flanders, though, his physique is unremarkable when he is clothed, and seemingly morphs as soon as he is partially nude. Apparently, he has had sexual attractions to Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York (more commonly known as "Fergie"), as he had mentioned while hallucinating as an after effect of Seth and Munchie's Peyote-laced juice (which was thanks to Homer) that he waited a long time for the moment where he could embrace Fergie passionately.

### Personality

Willie is recognisable for his thick, angry Scottish accent and his shaggy mane of red hair and scruffy beard. Willie's fiery temper, drinking problem and dysfunctional stability in his own life make him unfit to be around, let alone take after children and the only reason that he seems to be able to keep his job is because Skinner and Chalmers pay him relatively nothing for his groundskeeping duties.

It is implied that Willie has killed a student at least twice. When a ball was shredded underneath his tractor, he screams in horror that he ran over another child again. He claims to be haunted by the ghost of a deceased student when he confused Bart for him and after Bart left the scene, a young ghost actually did appear with a rake impaled through its chest (insinuating murder). Willie is homeless and lives in his utility shack on the school grounds which is heavily dilapidated (on one occasion he dreamt that he was in his shack when he was actually passed out drunk in a snowy field). His shack has been destroyed twice (both times because of Bart) when he overflowed it with macaroni and cheese out of revenge for Willie stealing his skateboard and the second time was accidentally demolished by a frozen dodgeball which was intended at his gym teacher. Despite its shabbiness, Willie is emotionally attached to his shack as he missed it greatly when he quit his job and became a waiter.

Willie has a very bizarre way of speaking. His heavy accent makes most of his sentences sound nonsensical and complete gibberish. His writing sentences are also heavily accented to match how he speaks, implying he is also illiterate. Whenever Willie insults someone he goes into a long-drafted retort that is gruffly spoken such as "you cheese-eating, surrender monkeys" to a class of French students and "you nose-combing, hair-wipers" to Skinner and Chalmers. It's implied that Willie's speech pattern is a result of brain damage due to a constant concussion by hitting himself on the head with a hammer to get to sleep.

Willie is a heavy drinker and is usually quite drunk on the job. In these instances he drives his tractor, swerving drunkenly and ploughing everything in his way, once crashing into the pool by accident. He claims to "get so drunk I can barely see, but it helps me get through another day". Despite this, Willie seems to have a passion for his job such as keeping the lost retainers that he finds from children and turning them into a sculpture. Even after Lisa gave him a better life as a waiter and with a presumably high pay raise Willie still missed his old job as a groundskeeper.

Willie regularly fights animals such as an Alaskan timber wolf and a mule, with the intention of eating the latter after holding him down. However, he is quite fond of animals such as giving the timber wolf a drink from his own flask after being victorious, planning to rescue the turtles when the school fire alarm was pulled but was overpowered by them later on, reacting with joy when Santa's Little Helper noticed him through a window and giving a snake a home as a fire hose for the school when he was abandoned by Bart.

Outside of his groundskeeping tendencies, Willie seems to work for Mayor Quimby and the town in general. Presumably due to his constant manual labour Willie is in excellent physique whenever he rips off his clothes and reveals he is actually very muscular which is odd as his clothes tend to give him a pot belly.

## Behind the Laughter

### Creation

Groundskeeper Willie's first appearance was in the season two episode "Principal Charming". Originally, the character was just written as an angry janitor, and the fact that he was Scottish was added during a recording session. Dan Castellaneta was assigned to do the voice. Castellaneta didn't know what voice to use and Sam Simon, who was directing at the time, told Castellaneta to use an accent. He first tried using a Spanish voice, which Simon felt was too clichéd. He then tried a "big dumb Swede", which was also rejected. For his third try, he used the voice of an angry Scotsman, which was deemed appropriate enough and was used in the episode. Originally thought by the directors to be a one-shot appearance, Willie has since become a common recurring character. Matt Groening would later reveal that the character was based on Angus Crock, a kilt-wearing chef from the sketch comedy show *Second City Television*, who was portrayed by Dave Thomas.

### Development

A recurring joke, which was first shown in "Radio Bart", is that Willie appears to have a pot belly, but whenever he takes off his shirt, he is quite muscular. One of Willie's trademarks is a gruffly-spoken insulting retort, which take the writers a long time to come up with, although they do not consider them that funny.

### Cultural influence and legacy

Groundskeeper Willie's description of the French as "cheese-eating surrender monkeys" from the episode "'Round Springfield" has become widely used, particularly in the run-up to the war in Iraq. The New York Post used the phrase "Surrender Monkeys" as the headline for its December 7, 2006 front page, referring to the Iraq Study Group and its recommendation that U.S. soldiers be withdrawn from Iraq by early 2008. The line was "most likely" written by Ken Keeler.

*The Times* reported in late 2005 that "he is the most instantly recognizable Scot in the world: better known than Billy Connolly or Ewan McGregor, even Sean Connery." The same article quotes *Simpsons* creator Matt Groening as saying "We wanted to create a school janitor that was filled with rage, sort of our tribute to angry janitors all over the world".

In 2006, Groundskeeper Willie would be named the fourth best peripheral character in the history of the show by IGN, who said "high-points for the character were being trained to be civilized, wrestling a wolf that was let loose in the school and becoming a substitute for the French language teacher - 'Bon jourrr! You cheese-eating surrender monkeys!'" IGN would also name "My Fair Laddy", the only episode which centers around Willie, the best episode of the seventeenth season. Jim Slotek of Sun Media would call Willie the ninth best *Simpsons* supporting character, and also made a Top Ten quotes list, which included Willie's quote "Och, back to the loch wi' you, Nessie." from "Selma's Choice".

There have been some moments in the show where he has been known to imitate Montgomery Scott of Star Trek fame.

## Quotes

### Yokel Chords

Principal Skinner: Willie. Go get those kids and bring them back!

Groundskeeper Willie: I'll bring 'em back dead or alive!

Principal Skinner: NOT dead.

Groundskeeper Willie: Aww, ya never let Willie be Willie!

### Marge Gets a Job

Groundskeeper Willie: [a wolf is attacking Bart] Hey, Wolfie! Put down that hors d'oeurve, it's time fer tha main course!

[Willie shares a flask of Scotch with the whipped wolf]

Groundskeeper Willie: Don't feel bad fer losin'. I was wrestling wolves when you were still suckling at yer mother's teat.

### Homer the Heretic

[on Sunday, the church doors are frozen shut by the blizzard outside; as the congregation waits, Willie applies a blowtorch]

Reverend Lovejoy: How's it going, Willie?

Groundskeeper Willie: Miracles are your department, Reverend!

### Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song

Groundskeeper Willie: Lunchlady Doris, do you have any grease?
Lunchlady Doris: Yes. Yes we do.

Groundskeeper Willie: [rips open his shirt] Then grease me up woman!Doris:...Okie dokie.

### The Cartridge Family

Groundskeeper Willie: Ach! They call this a soccer riot? Come on, boys, let's take 'em to school!

### Who Shot Mr. Burns?: Part Two

Groundskeeper Willie: I'm tellin' ye. I could ne'er have shot Burns. [...] It's impossible for me to fire a pistol. If you check me medical records, you'll see I have a crippling arthritis in me index fingers. [holds up his fingers, which are misshapen] LOOK AT 'EM! I got it from space invaders in 1977.

Chief Wiggum: Oh yeah, that was a pretty addictive video game.

Groundskeeper Willie: Video game?

### Radio Bart

[while digging a mine shaft to rescue Bart from a well]

Apu: [gasp] The canary.

Groundskeeper Willie: GAS. OUT OF THE HOLE. [everyone runs out yelling; above ground, Dr. Hibbert examines the canary]

Dr. Hibbert: Gentlemen, this canary died of natural causes.

Groundskeeper Willie: BACK IN THE HOLE. [everyone runs back in, yelling]

### Postcards from the Wedge

Groundskeeper Willie: Hoisting a bag. Aye, there's no better feeling on Earth.

### The Color Yellow

Groundskeeper Willie: Well done, boy!

Bart Simpson: [after blowing up a tree stump] Wait! Here comes the My Kia!

Groundskeeper Willie: What's a "My Kia?"

[The stump falls on Skinner's car.]

Principal Skinner: My Kia!

### Lisa the Vegetarian

Principal Skinner: Uh oh. Two independent thought alarms in one day. The students are overstimulated. Willie, remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms.
Groundskeeper Willie: I *warned* ya! Didn't I warn ya? That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself!
### Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum-Doodily

[Skinner watches as Willie burns Bart's lice-infested clothes]

Groundskeeper Willie: See you in hell, you wingless bloodsuckers!

Principal Skinner: What kind of parents would permit such a lapse in scalpal hygiene?

Groundskeeper Willie: Well, you better check out his sister. She could be rife with them bugs too!

### Moms I'd Like to Forget

Groundskeeper Willie: You call that a scar? This is a scar!

Nelson Muntz: That's a bellybutton. Everybody's got one.

Groundskeeper Willie: [sad] I thought I was special.

### Bart's Girlfriend

Groundskeeper Willie: [speaking about Scottish history and culture] Now, the kilt was only for day-to-day wear. In battle, we donned a full-length ball gown covered in sequins. The idea was to blind your opponent with luxury.

### The Debarted

Groundskeeper Willie: I have some information for you, but it's gonna be hard to hear.

Bart Simpson: Why, because of your stupid accent?

Groundskeeper Willie: Ach, nay! Because of its upsetting nature.

### Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life

Lisa Simpson: [Walking down the hall at school] Ugh. What's the point of getting rid of all the distractions at home if I have to do my learning here?

[Walks into the library and opens a book, smiling because it's quiet]

Groundskeeper Willie: [Walks into the library, running a loudly whirring floor waxer. Sings] Oh, I'll wax the upstairs and I'll wax the downstairs, and I'll get drunk in the library!

Lisa Simpson: [Annoyed] Willie! Do you have to wax this floor now?

Groundskeeper Willie: [Turns off waxer. Apologetically] No, no. I can come back later. [Turns around to leave and slips on the waxed floor, landing with a loud crunch. He screams in pain]

Groundskeeper Willie: Aaah!

Lisa Simpson: [Concerned] Oh! Should I get the nurse?

Groundskeeper Willie: Nay, just keep studyin'. I'll scream this out. [Writhing on the floor]

Groundskeeper Willie: Aaah! Oy! Aaaahh!

### Mypods and Boomsticks

Bart Simpson: You're new here, so here's what you need to know: we call Principal Skinner "Principal Skin-rash", Professor Weiner is "Professor Whiner", and Groundskeeper Willie is Grounds-Creepier Stupid.

Groundskeeper Willie: That's not even clever. There are so many aspects of my personality you can mock. I'm poor, I'm illiterate, I think movies are real.

### Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-Annoyed-Grunt-cious

Groundskeeper Willie: Shary Bobbins and I were engaged to be wed back in the old country. Then she got her eyesight back. Suddenly the ugliest man in Glasgow wasn't good enough for her.

Shary Bobbins: It's good to see you, Willie.

Groundskeeper Willie: [angry] That's not what you said the first time you saw me!

### Monty Can't Buy Me Love

Mr. Burns: [after draining Lake Loch Ness, he sees something resembling it] That's it! I see the monster!

Groundskeeper Willie: [once all the water is drained] Nay! That's merely a Loch Ness discarded Homecoming float.

Homer: [they walk into the drained lake and Homer sees, STOMP ABERDEEN inscribed on it] No way! Aberdeen rules!

[the real Loch Ness Monster appears, crushes the float and roars, Mr. Burns, Homer, Groundskeeper Willie and Professor Frink all gasp. Homer looks at the Nessie like "Macarena Monster" doll, then looks at Nessie]

Homer: God, it's him!

Mr. Burns: Come on boys, overpower it.

[Groundskepper Willie, Homer, and Professor Frink walk away, whistling]

Mr. Burns: Fine. I'll do it myself.

[takes off his coat and tie and rolls up his sleeves, the next thing you know, Nessie is being held in a net under the helicopter]

Groundskeeper Willie: [in the helicopter] That was amazing, Mr. Burns.

Mr. Burns: I was most worried when he swallowed me, but then, well, you know the rest. And now for my triumphant return to Springfield!

### The Joy of Sect

Groundskeeper Willie: [Homer, Bart and Lisa are tied up in a dark room with only a small dim light on] Oh, you're gonna break like matchsticks, I promise you that.

Ned Flanders: [coming through the door, turns on the big light] Hey, I made some Rice Krispies Squares for our hungry deprogram-erinos.

Groundskeeper Willie: Oh, man! You ruined the atmosphere, you daft pansy!

Ned Flanders: Well, this is my rumpus room.

Groundskeeper Willie: Don't call it that!

## Trivia

* In the Simpsons Comics, it is implied his last name is MacMoran. However, in "My Fair Laddy", he claims he does not have a last name. In another episode, he gives his name as "Dr. William MacDougal" to a customs official at Ellis Island.
* Willie thinks movies and video games are real, such as an incident in 1977 when he thought he was saving the world from a real alien invasion by playing *Space Invaders*.
* Willie lives in a shack behind the Elementary School.
* Willie uses Propecia, a drug for male pattern baldness, to keep his chest hairy.
* In The Simpsons: Tapped out Principal Skinner says Willie gets paid more than him.
* Willie was implied to have a sociopathic hatred of the town, as when he was running for mayor during Do What You Feel Day, claimed in a stump speech that, as soon as he was made mayor, he will kill all of the citizens and then burn the entire town to the ground, and mentioning that he is fully aware that the microphone was on.
* In "Bart-Mangled Banner", Willie claims to have been deaf all along since the Boiler Explosion of 1988, saying that any time he is seen replying to someone, he is simply reading their lips. He spends the rest of the episode misunderstanding most everyone who speaks to him despite the fact that Willie has never been shown having this problem before or since. This is disproved in "Grade School Confidential", where he says he can hear Seymour Skinner talking through a megaphone on the school roof, despite facing away from him.
* In the Italian version of the show, Willie is known for speaking with a strong Sardinian accent, as well as occasionally referencing to allegedly hailing from Sardinia instead of Scotland.
* It is generally regarded that the character's name is spelled "Willie" but his tractor has his name spelled as "Willy" on the side.
* He framed Bart twice. The first time he disrupted the Medievel Festival which Principal Skinner mistakenly blames Bart and expels him but he was welcomed as an apology and he and Groundskeeper Willie are then suspended for blaming him. The second he disrupts the Easter and he is then fired.
* Despite being a well known Character Willie dosen't have a role in The story of The Simpsons Hit & Run.
* In Stark Raving Dad, he appears black and has a white beard and white eyebrows.
* In Orange is the New Yellow, it was revealed Willie coaches rugby.

## Appearances

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Note: Bold letters are for Willie-centered episodes or new relevant details about the character in an episode. Regular parenthesis indicate nonspeaking appearances or pictures.

* ***Episode* – "Principal Charming" (First appearance)**
* *Episode* – "Stark Raving Dad" (In the crowd awaiting Michael Jackson)
* *Episode* – "Bart the Murderer"
* *THOH* – "Treehouse of Horror II"
* *Episode* – "Lisa's Pony"
* ***Episode* – "Radio Bart"**
* *Episode* – "Bart the Lover"
* *Episode* – "Separate Vocations"
* *Episode* – "Kamp Krusty"
* *Episode* – "Homer the Heretic"
* *Episode* – "Lisa the Beauty Queen"
* *THOH* – "Treehouse of Horror III"
* *Episode* – "Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie"
* *Episode* – "Marge Gets a Job"
* *Episode* – "Mr. Plow"
* *Episode* – "Homer's Triple Bypass" (At the Springfield General Hospital)
* *Episode* – "Selma's Choice"
* *Episode* – "I Love Lisa"
* ***Episode* – "Whacking Day"**
* *Episode* – "Homer's Barbershop Quartet"
* *Episode* – "Rosebud" (In the angry mob attempting to take Bobo from Maggie)
* *THOH* – "Treehouse of Horror IV"
* *Episode* – "Marge on the Lam"
* *Episode* – "Bart's Inner Child"
* *Episode* – "Homer the Vigilante"
* ***Episode* – "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"**
* *Episode* – "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"
* *Episode* – "Secrets of a Successful Marriage"
* ***THOH* – "Treehouse of Horror V"**
* *Episode* – "Bart's Girlfriend"
* *Episode* – "Lisa on Ice" (Watching the final hockey match)
* ***Episode* – "Homer Badman"**
* *Episode* – "Homer the Great"
* *Episode* – "Bart's Comet"
* *Episode* – "Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
* *Episode* – "The PTA Disbands" (In the teachers' protest outside the school)
* ***Episode* – "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)"**
* ***Episode* – "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)"**
* *Episode* – "Radioactive Man" (Watching the producers and crew leave Springfield)
* *Episode* – "Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily"
* *Episode* – "Bart Sells His Soul" (Singing at the First Church of Springfield)
* *Episode* – "Lisa the Vegetarian"
* ***THOH* – "Treehouse of Horror VI"**
* *Episode* – "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular" (In the final deleted scene)
* *Episode* – "Team Homer"
* *Episode* – "Bart the Fink" (Leaving the auction at Krusty's Mansion)
* *Episode* – "Lisa the Iconoclast"
* *Episode* – "22 Short Films About Springfield"
* ***Episode* – "Much Apu About Nothing"**
* *Episode* – "You Only Move Twice" (Watching the Simpsons pass the school)
* *Episode* – "Burns, Baby Burns" (Outside the Aztec Theater during the final scene)
* *Episode* – "Bart After Dark"
* ***Episode* – "Lisa's Date with Density"**
* *Episode* – "Hurricane Neddy" (Outside the Kwik-E-Mart and the rebuilt 744 Evergreen Terrace
* *Episode* – "The Springfield Files"
* *Episode* – "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious"
* *Episode* – "Brother from Another Series" (In the angry mob protesting the release of Sideshow Bob)
* *Episode* – "My Sister, My Sitter" (In the crowd watching Lisa, Bart, and Maggie on the Squidport)
* *Episode* – "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment"
* *Episode* – "Grade School Confidential"
* *Episode* – "The Canine Mutiny"
* *Episode* – "The Principal and the Pauper"
* *Episode* – "Lisa's Sax"
* *THOH* – "Treehouse of Horror VIII"
* *Episode* – "The Cartridge Family"
* *Episode* – "Bart Star" (At the Free Health Fair)
* *Episode* – "Lisa the Skeptic" (At the archaeological dig)
* *Episode* – "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" (In the crowd taking away the Simpsons' stuff near the ending)
* ***Episode* – "The Joy of Sect"**
* *Episode* – "The Trouble with Trillions" (At the lineup in the Springfield Post Office)
* ***Episode* – "Girly Edition"**
* *Episode* – "Trash of the Titans"
* *Episode* – "Lost Our Lisa"
* ***Episode* – "Lard of the Dance"**
* *Episode* – "D'oh-in' in the Wind"
* *Episode* – "Mayored to the Mob"
* *Episode* – "Lisa Gets an "A""
* *Episode* – "Wild Barts Can't Be Broken"
* *Episode* – "Homer to the Max"
* ***Episode* – "Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers""**
* *Episode* – "Simpsons Bible Stories"
* *Episode* – "The Old Man and the "C" Student" (Preparing for and witnessing the arrival of International Olympic Committee)
* ***Episode* – "Monty Can't Buy Me Love"**
* *Episode* – "They Saved Lisa's Brain" (Watching and joining in the riot at the KBBL Radio's How Low Will You Go? contest)
* *Episode* – "Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo"
* *Episode* – "Brother's Little Helper"
* *THOH* – "Treehouse of Horror X" (At the Springfield Town Square and the First Church of Springfield in "Life's a Glitch, Then You Die")
* *Episode* – "Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder" (At Barney's Bowlarama)
* *Episode* – "Grift of the Magi" (In the crowd witnessing the collapse of the school's walkways)
* *Episode* – "Faith Off" (In the crowd during "Testify")
* *Episode* – "Alone Again, Natura-Diddily" (Watching at the speedway)
* ***THOH* – "Treehouse of Horror XI"**
* *Episode* – "A Tale of Two Springfields"
* *Episode* – "Lisa the Tree Hugger" (At the opening of Lisa Land)
* *Episode* – "The Computer Wore Menace Shoes"
* *Episode* – "The Great Money Caper"
* ***Episode* – "Skinner's Sense of Snow"**
* *Episode* – "HOMЯ" (Watching the Homer effigy inside Moe's Tavern)
* *Episode* – "Pokey Mom"
* *Episode* – "Worst Episode Ever" (At The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop during Tom Savini's show)
* *Episode* – "Day of the Jackanapes"
* *Episode* – "Hungry, Hungry Homer" (At the Duff Stadium during the last game)
* *Episode* – "Bye Bye Nerdie"
* *Episode* – "I'm Goin' to Praiseland"
* *Episode* – "Children of a Lesser Clod"
* *Episode* – "She of Little Faith" (In the rebuilt First Church of Springfield)
* *Episode* – "Brawl in the Family"
* *Episode* – "Sweets and Sour Marge"
* *Episode* – "Half-Decent Proposal" (Dressed and dancing in the 70's prom reenactment)
* *Episode* – "The Bart Wants What It Wants"
* *Episode* – "Tales from the Public Domain"
* *Episode* – "I Am Furious (Yellow)"
* *Episode* – "The Sweetest Apu"
* *Episode* – "Little Girl in the Big Ten"
* *Episode* – "Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge"
* *THOH* – "Treehouse of Horror XIII"
* *Episode* – "Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade"
* *Episode* – "Large Marge" (Peering through the Simpsons' window to stare at Marge's enlarged breasts)
* *Episode* – "The Great Louse Detective"
* *Episode* – "Special Edna"
* *Episode* – "The Dad Who Knew Too Little"
* *Episode* – "I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can"
* *Episode* – "Pray Anything" (At the housewarming party)
* *Episode* – "C.E. D'oh" (In the Successmanship 101 class)
* *Episode* – "'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky"
* *Episode* – "The Bart of War"
* ***Episode* – "The President Wore Pearls"**
* *Episode* – "Today, I Am a Clown"
* *Episode* – "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays" (At the Springfield Town Hall meeting, the burning of children's toys outside the school, and dining at Luigi's)
* *Episode* – "Diatribe of a Mad Housewife"
* *Episode* – "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
* *Episode* – "The Ziff Who Came To Dinner"
* *Episode* – "The Wandering Juvie"
* *Episode* – "My Big Fat Geek Wedding"
* *Episode* – "Simple Simpson" (At the Springfield County Fair and Town Hall)
* *Episode* – "Bart-Mangled Banner"
* *Episode* – "Fraudcast News"
* *Episode* – "All's Fair in Oven War" (At the church lunch)
* *Episode* – "Sleeping with the Enemy"
* *Episode* – "Midnight Rx"
* *Episode* – "Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass" (At the charity festival and watching both of Ned Flanders' movies)
* *Episode* – "There's Something About Marrying" (At the town hall meeting)
* *Episode* – "On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister"
* *Episode* – "The Seven-Beer Snitch" (At the town meeting, at the Springfield Concert Hall, and working as a prison guard at the Montgomery Burns State Prison)
* *Episode* – "Future-Drama"
* *Episode* – "The Heartbroke Kid"
* ***Episode* – "The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star"**
* *Episode* – "The Girl Who Slept Too Little"
* ***Episode* – "Treehouse of Horror XVI"**
* *Episode* – "Marge's Son Poisoning" (At karaoke night)
* *Episode* – "See Homer Run"
* *Episode* – "The Italian Bob"
* ***Episode* – "My Fair Laddy"**
* *Episode* – "Million Dollar Abie" (At the Duff Beer Krusty Burger Buzz Cola Costington's Department Store Kwik-E-Mart Stupid Flanders Park and the town meeting)
* *Episode* – "The Wettest Stories Ever Told"
* *Episode* – "Girls Just Want to Have Sums"
* *Episode* – "The Monkey Suit" (At the town meeting, later silently taking out the evolution books in a black garbage bag at the school)
* *Episode* – "The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer"
* *Episode* – "Jazzy and the Pussycats" (At Amber Simpson's funeral)
* *Episode* – "Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em"
* *Episode* – "G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)" (At the Springfield Reservoir and Springfield Town Square)
* *Episode* – "Moe'N'a Lisa"
* *Episode* – "The Haw-Hawed Couple"
* *Episode* – "Kill Gil: Vols. 1 & 2" (At Krusty's Kristmas On Ice)
* *Episode* – "Little Big Girl"
* *Episode* – "Yokel Chords"
* *Episode* – "Marge Gamer" (Wearing a skeleton costume and serving orange drinks at the school meeting)
* *Episode* – "The Boys of Bummer"
* ***Episode* – "Stop or My Dog Will Shoot!"**
* ***Episode* – "24 Minutes"**
* *Episode* – "I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings" (Picture on an ad in the *Daily Fourth Gradian*)
* ***Episode* – "Treehouse of Horror XVIII"**
* *Episode* – "Little Orphan Millie" (At Milhouse Van Houten's farewell ceremony)
* *Episode* – "Husbands and Knives" (At Marge's award ceremony, later in the angry mob)
* *Episode* – "Funeral for a Fiend" (At Sideshow Bob's fake funeral)
* *Episode* – "Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind"
* ***Episode* – "Love, Springfieldian Style"**
* ***Episode* – "The Debarted"**
* *Episode* – "Dial "N" for Nerder"
* *Episode* – "Papa Don't Leech" (At both town meetings)
* *Episode* – "Any Given Sundance" (At the Springfield Stadium tailgate party)
* ***Episode* – "Lost Verizon" (First identified as "Greenskeeper Willie")**
* ***THOH* – "Treehouse of Horror XIX"**
* *Episode* – "Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words" (At the Bureau of Licenses and Permits)
* *Episode* – "Mypods and Boomsticks"
* *Episode* – "The Burns and the Bees"
* *Episode* – "Lisa the Drama Queen"
* *Episode* – "Take My Life, Please" (At the Springfield Wall of Fame)
* *Episode* – "How the Test Was Won"
* *Episode* – "No Loan Again, Naturally" (At the Mardi Gras party and at 742 Evergreen Terrace before and during the auction)
* *Episode* – "Wedding for Disaster" (Witnessing the arrival of The Parson and at the Simpsons' second legal wedding)
* *Episode* – "The Good, the Sad and the Drugly"
* *Episode* – "Father Knows Worst"
* ***Episode* – "Bart Gets a "Z""**
* *Episode* – "The Great Wife Hope"
* *THOH* – "Treehouse of Horror XX"
* ***Episode* – "Pranks and Greens" (First identified as "Swim Teacher Willie")**
* *Episode* – "Rednecks and Broomsticks"
* *Episode* – "The Color Yellow"
* *Episode* – "Postcards From the Wedge"
* ***Episode* – "Stealing First Base"**
* *Episode* – "The Squirt and the Whale" (At Springfield Beach)
* *Episode* – "Elementary School Musical" (Outside the Town Hall)
* *Episode* – "MoneyBART" (In the "First Aid Club" photograph on the Puma Pride scrapbook)
* *Episode* – "Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life"
* *Episode* – "The Fool Monty" (Dancing on Mr. Burns' premature grave at Springfield Cemetery, later at the town meeting, and at the school's Father & Son Barbecue)
* *Episode* – "Moms I'd Like to Forget"
* ***Episode* – "Flaming Moe"**
* *Episode* – "Homer the Father"
* *Episode* – "The Blue and the Gray"
* *Episode* – "The Great Simpsina" (Silently assisting Lisa Simpson with the Milk Can escape)
* *Episode* – "500 Keys" (Flashback)
* *Episode* – "The Ned-liest Catch"
* ***Episode* – "Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts"**
* *THOH* – "Treehouse of Horror XXII" (As a cyborg janitor at the end)
* *Episode* – "The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants" (As a gear in Homer's head)
* *Episode* – "Holidays of Future Passed" (Picture on on the Ultranet)
* *Episode* – "Moe Goes from Rags to Riches" (Dancing at Moe's Tavern)
* ***Episode* – "The Daughter Also Rises"**
* *Episode* – "At Long Last Leave" (At the secret meeting in the Town Hall, at the parade, outside 742 Evergreen Terrace with the crowd, and helping out in the remodeling of the Outlands)
* *Episode* – "Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart" (Shopping at Swapper Jack's and exiting his shack)
* *Episode* – "The Spy Who Learned Me"
* *Episode* – "Ned 'N Edna's Blend"
* *Episode* – "Treehouse of Horror XXIII"
* *Episode* – "Penny-Wiseguys"
* *Episode* – "A Tree Grows in Springfield"
* *Episode* – "Homer Goes to Prep School"
* *Episode* – "A Test Before Trying"
* *Episode* – "Gorgeous Grampa" (Blowing bagpipes at the auction and watching the baseball game and final wrestling match)
* ***Episode* – "Dark Knight Court"**
* *Episode* – "Pulpit Friction" (Getting rinsed off from the bed bugs, later attending the First Church of Springfield and raking away the soothed bed bugs)
* *THOH* – "Treehouse of Horror XXIV"
* *Episode* – "Four Regrettings and a Funeral"
* *Episode* – "Yolo"
* *Episode* – "Labor Pains"
* *Episode* – "The Kid is All Right"
* *Episode* – "White Christmas Blues"
* *Episode* – "Specs and the City"
* *Episode* – "Luca$"
* *Episode* – "Days of Future Future"  (statue (deceased))
* *Episode* – "What to Expect When Bart's Expecting"
* *Episode* – "Brick Like Me"
* *Episode* – "Covercraft" (School dance)
* *Episode* – "I Won't Be Home for Christmas"
* *Episode* – "Bart's New Friend"
* *Episode* – "Walking Big & Tall"
* ***Episode* – "My Fare Lady"**
* *Episode* – "Waiting for Duffman"
* *Episode* – "Peeping Mom"
* *Episode* – "Mathlete's Feat"
* *Episode* – "Cue Detective"
* *Episode* – "Puffless"
* *Episode* – "Halloween of Horror"
* *Episode* – "Friend with Benefit"
* *Episode* – "Paths of Glory"
* *Episode* – "Lisa the Veterinarian"
* *Episode* – "The Burns Cage"
* *Episode* – "Simprovised"
* *Mov* – "The Simpsons Movie: The Sorcerers of Notre Dame"
* – *The Simpsons Movie*
* ***Special* – "Willie's Views On Scottish Independence"**
* *Comic book* – *That's Hairable!*
* *Comic book* – *Fangs for Nothing!*
* *Video game* – *The Simpsons Wrestling*
* *Video game* – *The Simpsons Skateboarding*
* *Video game* – *The Simpsons Road Rage*
* *Video game* – *The Simpsons: Hit and Run*
* *Video game* – *The Simpsons Game*
* *Video game* – *The Simpsons: Tapped Out*
* *Video game* – *LEGO Dimensions*
* *Video game* – *The Simpsons Ride* (Pre-Show)