Amelia

* Phone Fling
* Official

Amelia is a phone fling girl who works with Sad Panda / Happy Panda, an organization that cares for red pandas, and is an Animal Pal at the Subrosa Animal Sanctuary and Car Wash. She got your phone number from Bonnibel, who thought you might be willing to help out with the charity drive.

## Personality

Amelia is awkward and shy. Her favorite color is red, which colors her perception of red things.

## Trivia

* Sad Panda is the name of the studio that makes Crush Crush.
* Red pandas are not actually closely related to giant pandas.
	+ Red pandas are the only living member of the Ailuridae family, while giant pandas are a part of the Ursidae family.
* Although you apparently make a contribution to Sad Panda / Happy Panda charity drive, none of your cash, diamonds, or stats change as a result of this phone fling (unless you spend diamonds to skip the pauses).

## Messages

Bonnibel provided your number to Sad Panda / Happy Panda, thinking you might be a willing donor in their charity drive. As Amelia starts texting you, she *might* be reading a description Bonnibel provided of you...

### First Conversation

#### NSFW version

The NSFW conversation starts to diverge from the SFW conversation with the second photo.

### Second Conversation

Amelia has a chat with Bonnibel and wants to know if some rumors are true. With a panda photo op gone wrong.

### Third Conversation

Amelia gets to finally take care of the baby pandas!

### Fourth Conversation

Amelia's boss ordered her a new "outfit" to wear during special events

### Fifth Conversation

This conversation is from when Amelia was added as a new date-able character.

## Dialogue List

### First Meeting

1. It's a bright, sunny day, and you're helping your local Animal Sanctuary and Car Wash raise funds for red panda conservation. Go you!
2. You decide to make a fresh bucket of soapy water when suddenly...
3. Fundraiser - CRUSHED! Under the weight of way too many bubbles!

#### Sorry

* If we hurry, there's still time to make a clean getaway! Heehee! I'd lather not get caught! Okay, seriously though, we should throw in the towel and mop this up.
* You didn't use the soap with all the X's on the bottle, did you? Because that would explain a lot. Not everything, but a LOT.
* Umm, did you happen to see our volunteer? I think she might have been swept away by the tidal way of bubbles. Oh boy. Well, she looked like a strong swimmer, so I'm sure it's fine!
* Huh. We made a mess, but it's a squeaky-clean mess. Is this one of those paradox thingies?

#### Poke

* Ooh! Haha! Whoops-a-daisy! The bubbles sure make things slippery, huh?

#### Gift

* Oh! Um... My hands are a little full right now. You know, mopping up all these bubbles.

#### Upgrade to Nuisance

1. It's a shame we had to cut the fundraiser short due to extreme soapy conditions. I was hoping to raise more money for the pandas...
2. Maybe our bubble-disaster will end up on the evening news? Then loads more people will hear about our cause, and donations will skyrocket! Yes! Optimism for the win!

### Nuisance

* I'm grateful for your help at the car wash today, but maybe next time you could just stand by the road and hold the big arrow-shaped sign?

#### Sorry

* I'm SO glad I convinced my boss to switch to eco-friendly soap for the car wash. All those bubbles are plant-based which means you can eat them! They don't taste very good, though. Trust me.
* So, do you cause chaos often? Eep! Sorry! I didn't mean for that to sound rude!
* I can't believe how calm and collected you've stayed! Whenever I mess up, even by accident, I get totally flustered. Oh, wise one, teach me your ways!
* Heehee. I'm so glad I finally got to meet you in person. Wait... You ARE the "Marshmallow" I've been texting with, right? Prove it! Send me a selfie right now!

#### Poke

* Teehee! You're almost as mischievous as Baka!

#### Upgrade to Frenemy

1. Great news! My boss was so impressed that I, ahem, "took initiative and deep-cleaned the parking lot," that she gave me a raise! Finally I can afford that giant red panda plushie from the gift shop!
2. This is all thanks to you. I should find some way to show my appreciation. Hmm. Let me get back to you on that!

### Frenemy

* Now that the crisis is over, what do you say we make like a couple of monkeys and "hang out"? Heehee!

#### Sorry

* I like animals more than I like most people. I can already tell you're one of the rare exceptions. So rare, in fact, I feel like I want to study you! It's a compliment!
* Not all classrooms have four walls. To educate people about wildlife and conservation, we need them to really care. Now look into Pip's eyes and tell me you don't feel a tug on your heartstrings!
* Fair warning, my social skills are terribad. I PROMISE I wasn't raised by wild animals. But wouldn't it be cool if I had been!?
* Did you hear? A capybara escaped from the sanctuary and went on a crazy rampage! Well, actually it just waddled around a bit and then took a nap under a tree. Honestly? That's a mood.
* Do you like nature shows? There's a new one coming out on, um, I-can't-remember-which streaming service! I guess I'll have to sign up for them all so I don't miss it. Curse my colander of a brain!

#### Gift

* If I knew how to say thank you, I would! Or maybe I just did? I don't know, words are hard!

#### Upgrade to Acquaintance

* I love animals SO much. I mean, I signed up to adopt a dolphin when I was nine, and when I found out I couldn't actually bring said dolphin home with me, I cried for DAYS!
* Hey, um... This is totally unrelated to the really sad memory I was just talking about, but could I, um... have a hug, please?

### Acquaintance

* Eep! I wasn't staring at you, I was, um, lost in thought! I was thinking about... how terrible my social skills are!

#### Talk

* Oh hey! Give me a sec, I need to check in on my favorite mobile clicker game. It has a cute red panda as its logo!
* Keep an eye on me, will you? I'm basically the queen of awkward wardrobe malfunctions, and I don't always notice it's happening.
* Are you a cat person or a dog person? Trick question! The correct answer is panda person!

#### Poke

* Heehee! \*snort\* Heehee! \*snort\* Heeheehee! \*snort\*

#### Upgrade to Friendzoned

* Do you by any chance have a moment to give me a hand? I don't actually need help with anything, I just wanted to hold your hand.
* Oh wow, was I just accidentally smooth!? Eeeheehee! I've never done that before! Aaand now I've ruined it.

### Friendzoned

* Thanks in advance for helping me navigate all the awkward social situations life throws at me. I can tell you're going to be a very reliable friend.

#### Talk

* I fell asleep in the panda enclosure again. To tell you the truth, it was the best nap I've had in a while. You should join me next time!
* One time, I was talking to Pip, and he actually started talking back! I thought I had finally unlocked my Dr. Doolittle powers, but as it turned out, I just had a really bad fever.
* The sanctuary has a little cafe where they sell shockingly-overpriced snack foods. Shall we go together? The animals can watch us eat for a change!
* Eeeheeheehee... Sorry, sometimes I just start thinking about how cute red pandas are, and I can't stop giggling! They make me so happy! They're so cute, I...I think I might cry!
* We need a good name for a bunch of red pandas. How about... a cuddle? Yes! A flock of sheep, a pride of lions and a cuddle of red pandas! It HAS to catch on!
* I don't feel like talking. Would you mind doing it for me?
* I'm someone who has all kinds of animalistic urges. The urge to sleep a lot, the urge to eat a lot... Sometimes I even get the urge to lick things! Actually, it's gotten me in trouble a few times.
* I tend to ramble. Just not right now.

#### Gift

* Thanks a hole punch! I don't know why I said that. It wasn't even panda-themed.

#### Upgrade to Awkward Besties

* My dream is to open my own red panda sanctuary. Or to produce my own red panda documentary. Or to create my own red panda-themed sustainable clothing line, with all proceeds going to conservation!
* Okay, so I have a LOT of ideas I'm excited about. I don't have to pick just one, do I? You make me feel like I could succeed at all those things and more!

### Awkward Besties

* You're the best friend I've ever had. The bar's not high, seeing as I've never been very good at making friends. At least not with other homo sapiens. Just pandas, usually. And now you!

#### Flirt

* A lot of people tell me I'm weird. And they're right. I am weird! And that's the way I like it! I just hope you like it too?
* I love red flowers! Roses, poppies, geraniums, chrystanthum...chrymsamtham...erm... Anyway, one day I'll have a garden full of red flowers! Maybe I'll even know how to pronounce them!
* So, uh... What are you wearing? Wait, no, that's something you text, not something you say when the person's standing right in front of you! Get it together, Amelia!
* I can't believe how generous you are! You could probably single-handedly out-charity event the sanctuary has ever held for the panda... If you wanted to. Just saying. No pressure!
* We're so glad you came into our lives. Me and the pandas, I mean. But especially me.

#### Poke

* Are you flirting with me, or am I misreading this entire situation? I tend to do that sometimes.

#### Upgrade to Crush

* Eye contact usually makes me uncomfortable, but when it comes to you, I'd be okay with smushing my eyeball right up against yours!
* Was that a weird thing to say? Oh well! It just goes to show how comfortable I am with you!

### Crush

* I am VERY excited to be standing next to you. Did you know that you smell really good?

#### Flirt

* For the longest time, awkward silences were the bane of my existence. But when you and I are together, there's no such thing! Can I keep you around forever?
* Baka still hasn't kicked the bra-stealing habit, so lately I just haven't been wearing one. Can you tell?
* I used to be really insecure about my smile, but ever since I met you, I've gotten so much practice! Now I think my smile looks pretty good!
* Wanna cuddle on the couch and watch funny animal videos with me? We'll make it a "try to not laugh" challenge! I'll probably lose right away. Haha! \*snort\*
* You're literally the best. Doesn't matter which category. Unless it's a negative category, like "meanie pants", in which case you'd be... the worst? Hmm. I might need a few minutes to think this through.
* Who needs modern conveniences? I'd happily live in a treehouse deep in the jungle, swinging around on vines, hanging out with my elephant friends - as long as you were therer too. Oh, and the pandas!

#### Poke

* You have such nice hands. I'd like to feel them all over my... Eep! Bad brain. Down, girl.

#### Gift

* For me? Oh my goodness! Time for an awkward air hug! Heehee! Thankies!

#### Upgrade to Sweetheart

* How will the rare and elusive Amelia react to the presence of an attractive member of her species? Let's observe!
* Ah, yes. She seems to be utilizing some form awkward comedy as a coping mechanism. The proximity of the potential mate is making her nervous. Eep!

### Sweetheart

* Teehee, careful! When you give me a kiss, you might get a little lick on the cheek from Pip!

#### Flirt

* You made my heart go pitter-patter. That's the same sound a red panda's paws make when they get all excited and dance around!
* If you want me to stay over, you should know that I can't sleep without my "nature sounds" playlist. Also my sleep mask, a weighted blanket, some lavender pillow spray... And your arms around me.
* Let's plant trees this weekend! You know what they say - couples who fight deforestation together stay together!
* I sure hope you avoid plastic straws if you can! And always bring a reusable shopping bag! Now that you're with me, you have no choice but to become an eco-warrior!
* You are ridonkulously cool AND good-looking. Meanwhile, I'm just ridonkulous...

#### Poke

* Heehee! I'm used to the red pandas tickling me with their little whiskers, but with you it feels... Different. More lovey-dovey. I like it!

#### Upgrade to Girlfriend

* Hi sweetiepants! Hmm... Hello, muffinplum? Greetings, honey badger!
* I'm trying to come up with a pet name for you, but it's hard to find one that captures all your sweetness, your charmingness, your deliciousness... Mmm... Wait, what were we talking about?

### Girlfriend

* The world can be loud sometimes. But to me, you are like a pair of earmuffs that make everything else fade away.

#### Gift

* You've outdone yourself again! How do you keep doing that? Seriously, it keeps me up at night...

#### Upgrade to Lover

* Is this what it's like to be... y'know... serious about someone? That's the euphemism people use when they're in love, right? Because that's what I'm trying to say, I think. Are you... serious about me too?
* Oh, phew! Yes, yay! That means we love each other! This is the best day ever!

### Lover

* Life's better when you're surrounded by wildlife. But it's even doubly better when you have someone you love to share a wild LIFE with!
* There you are! I've been waiting to tell you something really exciting! Except now I can't remember what it was...
* I bet you and I would make really cute cubs. I mean babies. We could have a whole litter of them! Not right now, but... someday? Maybe? Heehee.
* After a strange courtship ritual filled with much clicking, the rare and elusive Amelia mates for life. Like a swan. Or a lobster!
* Mmm, you look scrumptious today. No wonder my tongue has been daydreaming about you!
* Hiiiii!!!! I miss you when you're not around. Can you tell?
* Crikey! You're a beaut! Wow, it really doesn't sound right without the accent...
* **(Naked)** Brrr! Too bad I'm not covered in thick red fur! On second thought, maybe it's a good thing I'm not. I'm sure there's a sexier way to keep warm.
* **(Naked)** Put your paws on me right meow! I know "meow" isn't really a panda sound, but hopefully it was cute anyway?
* **(Naked)** Look at me! I'm as naked as nature intended!

#### Seduce

* Things don't always go to plan, but also, plans don't always go to things. I read that in a fortune cookie once, and it really resonated with me.
* I wish we could have met sooner, so I could have known you longer. Still, I'm grateful to have you in my life now. It's just like that proverb about the best time to plant a tree!
* Life is better than ever. I get to wear a cool hat, play with pandas all day, AND call you my mate. What more could a girl ask for?
* Sometimes I feel like I don't know how to human. Yes, I just used "human" as a verb... Is something wrong with that?
* If some fearless leader type person were to come along and organize the red pandas, I think they'd have real take-over-the-world potential. The question is, would you be with them, or against them?
* What's your favorite way to be flirted with? I want to make sure I'm getting it right for you.
* Hypothetically... If I were to smuggle one of the baby pandas home with me... Do you think I could convince my landlord it's just a really unique-looking house cat?
* Can I tell you a secret? I like Tarzan AND Jane! If you'd like to cosplay one, I'll cosplay the other!
* Nature is the perfect place to fall in love. Hey... I bet it's a great place to BE in love, too! Wanna go camping with me?
* Sometimes I look at you and wonder how I got so lucky. Then I remember that right before we met, I found a penny on the ground! That has to be it, right?
* I can't even begin to explain how much easier my life feels with you in it. Thank you for sticking by me.
* I wear bells in my braids to make sure I can always hear myself coming and going. I'd really hate to get lost!
* You can't bottle up your feelings. You have to make room for the messy parts of yourself. I learned that from a movie about red pandas.
* Red pandas are so lucky. They get to sleep for two-thirds of the day, and their tails are built-in snuggly blankets!
* Don't mind me, I'm just staring at your face. It's really nice-looking. I'm so lucky. Oh no, I feel a happiness overload coming on... Yep, here come the waterworks!
* Should I see if I can find that latex panda suit again? Y'know, for... reasons?
* One look at Pip's little face, and I'd literally do anything he asked. Right now, he's asking me to give you a kiss from him. Teehee! Come here so I can lick your face!
* Red pandas are classified as carnivores because of their teeth, but their diet is 98% vegetarian! So technically they COULD eat you, they just don't want to!
* There's nothing better than finding a really good stick when you're out on a nature walk. If you've never experienced it, then I know exactly where I'm taking you on our next date!
* I wish I had a monocle to go with my cool "jungle explorer" hat. Imagine how dapper I'd look! Sadly, my vision is perfect.
* Pip just whispered something in my ear. He wants me to tell you... that he loves you! And while I'm at it, I might as well tell you that I love you, too.
* **(Naked)** Hey! Up here! I worked really hard on these bedroom eyes, so you'd better at least glance at them!
* **(Naked)** I don't really know how to seductively seduce you. What if I just, like, put my hand on my hip and say... "Take me, baby!" Does that work?
* **(Naked)** Here we have the awkward Amelia in her natural habitat. She removes her clothing to signal sexual receptivity, and waits nervously for her mate to initiate.
* **(Naked)** I'm still learning how to follow my baser instincts. Can you teach me?
* **(Naked)** So how about a bit of the old hanky-panky, eh? A little pants-off dance-off? Some bow-chicka-wow-wow? I've been practicing my dirty talk! Can you tell?
* **(Naked)** Stroke me and tell me I'm a good girl. Please?
* **(Naked)** I swear I wasn't such a horndog before I met you. I was more like a corndog, you know, with a stick up my... Never mind! The point is YOU clearly have superpowers. Of seduction!
* **(Naked)** I was looking back at that saucy pic I sent you, and I think I look mega awkward. Be honest, did you like it? Do I need to keep practicing? Should I strike a pose right now? Teehee!
* **(Naked)** I woke up in the middle of the night after having this dream about you wearing a loincloth... I spent the rest of the night touching myself while thinking about it.

#### Sex Scene

1. Amelia comes to you, already nude. She doesn't speak. She communicates instead with her hands and her body, kissing you, stroking you, then getting down on all fours. She presents herself for your pleasure, looking back at you with those "bedroom eyes" she's been practicing...
2. After hours of lovemaking - both animalistic and romantic - she reclines on the bed with a smile. "That was so wonderful. I think I might fall asleep now. But just for a little while. Promise you'll wake me up soon?"

#### Poke

* Ah! Haha! Noo! Heehee, stop! Pip, protect me! Hahaha!
* Heehee! I'm used to the red pandas tickling me with their whiskers, but with you it feels... Different. More lovey-dovey. I like it!
* **(Naked)** Heehee! As an Animal Pal, I recognize monkey business when I see it. And I like it! Don't stop!
* **(Naked)** Mmm. You have the warmest, softest hands. Pleeease never stop touching me.
* **(Naked)** Ooooh, hehe. You're a naughty panda.
* **(Naked)** Careful, I'm naked! Or... was that the point? Sorry, I'm awkward! I love you!

#### Gift

* Eee! I'm gonna do my red panda dance! That's where I throw my hands up in the air and then wiggle my butt!
* You sly panda! How did you manage to surprise me AGAIN? Thank you! I love it!
* Aww, you're a peach. No, wait - I think I'd rather call you a cherry. Or a beet! Because I love red things, and I love you!
* This is too cute! I can't survive it! I'm experiencing cuteness poisoning! I'm totally on the brink of death and only true love can save me now! Mwwwah!
* **[School Uniform]** I never would have been able to keep a uniform like this clean when I was in school. I was such a dirty girl! I mean, I was literally always playing in the dirt!
* **[Bathing Suit]** Are we doing another car wash? If you don't mind, I think I'll handle the soap myself this time. Teehee!
* **[Diamond Ring]** I've always dreamed of getting married in the jungle! Baka can be the officiant, Pip will give me away, and Orzo, Bow-Tie, and Noodle can be my bridesmaids!
* **[Lingerie]** Eeee! My bewbs have never looked so cute! Don't you want to just nuzzle into that lil panda face?
* **[Holiday Outfit]** I love how soft and warm and fluffy this dress is. It feels just like a red panda's coat! I'm so glad the faux-fur industry has finally stepped up its game.
* **[Birthday Suit]** Hehehehe! Surprise! Underneath my clothes, I've been naked all along!

#### Date

* **[Moonlight Stroll]** \*Yaawwnn\* I'm not usually a night owl, but this date was definitely worth staying up late for. I'll just have to take an extra nap in the panda enclosure tomorrow!
* **[Beach]** Pip and I had sooo much fun at the beach! Thank you, thank you! What a great date. We already can't wait for the next one!
* **[Sightseeing]** Isn't the world incredible? I could spend the rest of my life exploring and observing nature! Thank you for the most perfect date in all of human history.
* **[Movie Theater]** I LOVE movies with talking animals. That was amazing! Can we go again? This time, I want you to do that silly thing where you yawn and stretch your arm around me. Teehee!

### Dialogue about Ayeka

* I saw Baka running around with something shiny. What was it? A KNIFE. I screamed "No!" and ran after him, of course. But who would give an innocent little panda something dangerous like that?
* Wah! Someone online said Sad Panda/Happy Panda is an evil organization that imprisons innocent animals! But... But this is a sanctuary! And a car wash! How can that be evil?
* That girl reminds me of a scary crocodile. I just want to tell her "See ya later!" Wait, that's the one you say to alligators, isn't it...? Oh, I hope it's still an effective repellent!
* Oh no. It's hard for me to read people's faces at the best of times, but that girl doesn't have any expression at all! What should I say if she tries to talk to me?
* Red pandas are known to hiss and grunt when they sense danger. Pip's been doing that a lot today... Yikes! I wonder who rubbed his fur the wrong way?
* There was a girl in a school uniform protesting outside the sanctuary today. She had a pro-deforestation sign. I... I don't even know what to say.

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