Auntie-Biotics Lab terminal entries

A transcription of **terminal entries** from the Auntie-Biotics Lab.

## Reception Terminal

**Location:** This terminal is located on the front desk, immediately opposite the main entrance after entering the lab.

**Note:** Requires Hack 15 to access.

## All personnel please report to assigned workstations. Report suspicious activity to the nearest Site Safety Engineer.
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### Lift Lockdown: Hallway Door

**Note:** This entry will unlock the locked door next to the reception desk.

Hallway door unlocked. As is protocol, unauthorized entry will be marked in the site supervisor CRANE, A.'s records.

### Messages

**Note:** Reading all the messages will give the Stranger the Storage Facility Passcode.

## MESSAGES
Employee ID: 791611
Employee Name: Porter, Reuben
Project: Chief Site Safety Engineer

[1. From: Porter, R.]
[2. From: Martinez, J.]
[3. From: Porter, R.]

#### FROM: R. Porter

We need a new code for the armory lock over in the storage facility. Make it complicated to Orson can't sneak in there again, and do NOT write it down this time. Use your brains.

-- Porter

#### FROM: J. Martinez

How about, in this order:
- The month of your birthday, 1
- How many security rotations we have per hour, 2
- The number of accidents we've had this month involving that damn culture processor, 3
- The maximum volume, in millileters of raptidon stomach acid a human being can ingest before we consider it lethal, 4

#### FROM: R. Porter

Sounds fine. Thanks.

--Porter

## Raptidon Fluid Ingestion Test Terminal

**Location:** This terminal is located on the upper level, in the room at the top of the staircase and near the upstairs exit to Roseway Gardens.

## All personnel please report to assigned workstations. Report suspicious activity to the nearest Site Safety Engineer.
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## RAPTIDON FLUID INGESTION TEST
1. Objective
2. Procedure
3. Results

#### Raptidon Fluid Ingestion Test: Objective

Objective: Determine the maximum amount of raptidon digestive acid that can be safely ingested by humans before adverse effects present themselves.

#### Raptidon Fluid Ingestion Test: Procedure

Proposed procedure: Slowly introduce increasing amounts of raptidon digestive acid into the evening meals of randomly selected workers and observe their overall health.

#### Raptidon Fluid Ingestion Test: Results

1 MILLILITER - Minor stomach pain and nausea. Safe.
2 MILLILITERS - Minor stomach pain, extreme nausea. Safe.
3 MILLILITERS - Major stomach pain, debilitating nausea, some vomiting. Potentially unsafe in the workplace.
4 MILLILITERS - Temporary blindness; frequent vomiting; patient unable to describe pain. Unsafe.
5 MILLILITERS - Unable to record symptoms as patient died within the hour.

## Office Terminal

**Location:** This terminal is located in the upstairs office area which is infested by raptidons.

## All personnel please report to assigned workstations. Report suspicious activity to the nearest Site Safety Engineer.
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## MESSAGES
Employee ID: 832420
Employee Name: Volkova, Maria
Project: Administrative Support Staff

[1. From: Volkova, M.]
[2. From: Porter, R.]

#### FROM: M. Volkova

Everyone, I am sick and tired of cleaning bone out of the culture processor. This is the third time this month! The next employee to get their hand stuck in that damn machine is getting written up.

- Masha

#### FROM: R. Porter

Hey, Masha. Just FYI. Gonna need another cleanup in the lab. --Porter

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Forwarded from: Crane, A.

We've lost another finger to that infernal culture processor. I am formally requesting new safety brackets be installed, as the current ones register with raptidon hide but not human flesh. This is unacceptable!
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