Lego Extreme Animal Rescue

## Overview

"Lego Extreme Animal Rescue" is a video made by Pantsahat during the Lego Saga. This video is notable for being the final appearance of Clark (and by extent, his friend Dave).

The video features Clark and Dave entering a slaughter house to sneak away with the cows, only for them to confront an armed security guard.

## Original Video Description

Lego Animal Rescue (Lego Stop Motion Animation Comedy) There's a Break in at a local Lego City Farm's Slaughter House, With cows in need.

## Characters

#### Main characters:

* Clark
* Dave
* Slaughter house security guard

#### Minor characters:

* Guy covered in bloody sheet
* Random Cows
* Random Animals

## Transcript

Dave: That's it, Clark. I'm done! You gonna have to do this with out me.

Clark: We're not done yet so you're not leavin'.

Dave: Fine! Just keep it down, I'd like to get through one day without winding up in a shootout.

Clark: What? You're gonna have to speak up. You know my ears are shot!

Dave: Since when?

Clark: Round' the same time you said "Don't yell Clark! Uerm!"

Cow: Moo!

Dave: You're scarin' the cows, Clark!

Clark: No. We're saving them! Now get the cow prod out the bag.

Dave: You know, there's an easier way to start up a farm than stealing the cows.

Clark: Like what? Taking out a loan? I ain't takin' out a loan! I'm taking these cows!

Slaughter House Security Guard: Who's taking my cows?

Dave: What kind of slaughter house has security?

Clark: Shut your face, Dave! I got this. Hello this, wide sir. No need to sweat. We're with the IRS. Have these cows been paying their taxes?

Horse: [**NEIGH**]

Slaughter House Security Guard: Nah nah, I know who you are! You're with those Health Code people! I tell you, our beef 100% Beef!

Guy covered in bloody sheet: [**Muffled yelling**]

Slaughter House Security Guard: Ignore that!

Clark: Well it's gonna be quite difficult to ignore a foot up yo' ass cause I'm takin' these cows. So you best get to steppin' before I put a foot in yo' ass, as I already explained!

Dave: No Clark! Bad! Don't go fight that guy!

Clark: I'm goin' for the face!

## Summary

Clark and Dave have snuck into a slaughter house with Dave wishing to steal some cows for the sake of starting up his own farm. The two of them end up having an argument, which attracts a security guard. Clark tries to fool the security guard, but it doesn't work, though it appears the Security Guard also lies about the contents of the beef the slaughter house produces (As we see animals like horses, dogs, sharks, and even a human covered in a bloodied sheet).

Clark ends up fighting the security guard, managing to aim the guard's gun away from himself, but ends up getting Dave shot when the security guard fires. Clark ends up beating the security guard until he's unconscious, and then looks around at the animals in the slaughter house. Feeling bad for them, he sets them all free (including the bloodied human).

## Trivia

* At the end of the video, there's sad music playing. It could be for either the sad treatment of the animals in the slaughter house, Dave potentially dying from being shot, or both.
* It was assumed that Clark originally came to the slaughter house in order to get some cows to start up his own farm. However, at the end of the video, Clark seems to have a change of heart as he releases all the animals with out taking any for himself.
* This is the final appearance of Dave, as it can be presumed he died after being killed by the stray bullet that went off when Clark and the security guard were fighting. In future videos, a similar character (With the same head/face, voice, and accent) would go on to appear named Nabrowski, but it's unknown if the two are related.
* This video is also the final appearance of Clark himself. It is also the first and only known video where Clark displays his fighting skills, and the first and only known video where Clark doesn't wear his trademark beaver baseball cap.
* The slaughter house was presumed to not just be using cow, but also other animals such as sharks, dogs, and horses despite being "100% beef". Most alarming was the possibility of human being butchered and sold as beef. This is notable, as the following video features SWAT Guy (A Clark look-alike who has even wore the same beaver hat in his first appearance) on a mission to infiltrate a secret club of rich people who consume human flesh. It's likely this is just a coincidence and there is no real connection to these videos, but it's an interesting speculation none-the-less.