Spicoceles

".. Special needs green man with an abhorrence for shittily drawn muscular Garfield .."

## Information

### Aliases

The Fabled Memesmith, The Maker of Memes, MstrYih8r2008

### Abilities

Meme creation and manipulation, Volatile spit, Flying kicks, being a bronze 4 on LOL

## Biographical information

### Allies

Scrungus, Uncle Miguel, Sex shark, his pet memes

### Enemies

All antimeme matter, Bungus, The Manky Collective, Garfongeles, Bojangeles, himself

**Spicoceles Sauce**, the **Maker of Memes**, is a fabled craftsman and the last known survivor of a long-destroyed race of green entities. Spicoceles, as de facto hand of the Asswagons, affiliates with Scrungus and accompanies him throughout most of their freakish endeavors, while Uncle Miguel follows behind in stupid, forgetful ignorance.

When Spicoceles is not tending to his gardens of volatile and rabid plants, he is usually at the helm of an operation to stop the Manky Collective, the Scrungling, or some other horrible cosmic booger. Despite his immense wisdom and fortitude, the last Memesmith is incredibly bone-headed and racist.

He is the keeper of the Vilememe, a staff artifact that houses a miniature Uncle Miguel clone and draws upon it for power.

## Personality

Spicoceles' mannerisms resemble that of a wise hillbilly, his thick accent warping his words and lending a sense of magic to his mystical forte. The Memesmith often divulges olden advice from days long past, and serves as a sort of "wise man" on the Asswagons' quests. He often delves into long tangents, and is prone to mumbling incoherently (excerpt: "*humlnhugnlrldingdangdong*") under his breath like a redneck.

The Maker of Memes is also a master craftsman, and has created a large array of Meme animals and plants, which he keeps catalogued in his Libraries and Corprusarium. Despite his incredible knowledge, grit, and foresight, he has an underlying energy of violence and anger, and is openly racist. None of the other Asswagons question this, for fear of provoking Spicoceles' rage.

## Abilities

* **Master Craftsman** - Befitting the last of the fabled Memesmiths and the highest of their clans, Spicoceles has mastered the wizardry of Meme creation, and can even weaponize this should he desire.
* **Volatile Bile** - Spicoceles can disgorge a volatile, poisonous spit that incapacitates foes. By foes, we mean moralistic people.
* **Vilememe** - Spicoceles is the wielder of the Vilememe, a mystical staff topped with a cage at it's tip. The cage holds a miniature Uncle Miguel, which generates the power the Vilememe operates on. The staff casts a variety of destructive spells.
* **Toxic Wizardry** - The Maker of Memes doesn't need to rely on the Vilememe to cast spells, however; while not as potent as the staff, Spicoceles' hand-cast spells are effective in their own right, and the types and combinations he can cast on his own are at once ingenious and mad.
* **Humminadingdong** - Spicoceles, in his innane racist ramblings, either intimidates people into giving them what he wants or sends them into frenzied panic or rage.

## History

Main article: Spicoceles/History

Spicoceles has been through some shit.

## Gallery

Spicoceles in his usual state.Spicoceles attacking Master Yi, unaware that he's fed.Spicoceles intentionally misinterpreting Scrungus' suggestion.Spicoceles is unhappy.Spicoceles' initial G2 iteration. Note the triple-flex.Spicoceles' G1 concept design. Note the gratuitous chest hair and typo.