Chapter 02 - Mixer at Mount Volcano

## Characters

* Willow Druid
* Elder Mohawk
* Rogue Bowman
* Light Warden
* Storm Wizard

## Story

### **2-1 X Marks the Mountain**

After escaping the dwarven kingdom, our solemn survivors set their Global Positioning Spell to Mount Volcano.

#### Dialogue

* Willow Druid - I am filled with great sorrow for the loss of your kingdom.
* Elder Mohawk - Thanks for the sentiment, but we've no time for that. A dwarf king mourns when he's dead.
* Rogue Bowman - If we stay here, we'll all be mourning soon.
* Elder Mohawk - Cut the sniffles and let's rumble!

### 2-1-1 Block's Of Ice

Our tired travellers begin to get cold feet. Very cold feet. Because of the snow.

### 2-1-2 Tree's A Crowd

Our hapless heroes happen into a clearing that's free of trees, but not free of the hollow.

### **2-2 There's a Plan?**

Our kind king poses a mean strategy for taking down the boss.

#### Dialogue

* Rogue Bowman - So what is the plan exactly?
* Elder Mohawk - Find shards, free our friends, get strong, find the boss, and hit it with sharp things.
* Rogue Bowman - I think our best strategy is to distract the boss by letting it play with Elder's luxurious beard.
* Elder Mohawk - Blasphemy! There are some things that just aren't joked about.

### 2-2-1 Snowtime like Showtime

While strolling through the snow, our careful crusaders are hassled by Hollows.

### 2-2-2 Snow You Didn't!

Our steadfast striders take advantage of the break in the snow to make a stand against their pursuers.

#### Dialogue

* Rogue Bowman - This would be a lot easier with an airship. We could just fly over all this snow.
* Willow Druid - What kind of world do you live in where airships are just laying around?
* Elder Mohawk - I'm fine on the ground, thank you.
* Rogue Bowman - You'd choose walking over flying?! What are you, scared of heights?
* Elder Mohawk - Ha! Of course not. I'm no child. I don't believe in heights. They're a myth!
* Willow Druid - Well that logic surpasses "airship in every corner" in the crazy department,

### **2-3 What is Height, Really?**

Our wistful wanderers discuss alternate means of travel and learn about dwarven myths.

### 2-3-1 Hold Right

In which our dauntless heroes continue walking right.

### 2-3-2 Insert Sword

Our lifetime learners uncover a valuable lesson about hitting things until they die.

### **2-4 Manic Pixie Dream Slayer**

In which our dauntless heroes learn that Light Warden is a strong, independent paladin.

#### Dialogue

* Rogue Bowman - Hey, why didn't you stand back?
* Light Warden - Is that a trick question?
* Rogue Bowman - But--
* Light Warden - Look, if I wanted a white knight, I would bleach my armor.
* Rogue Bowman - Wait--
* Light Warden - Have you seen the size of my sword? I don't tell you how to hide in chests.

### 2-4-1 Scaling Difficulty

Our height challenged heroes discover that nothing scales in this world.

### 2-4-2 Roundabout Solution

Failing to scale the wall, our neighborly navigators circumvent the problem.

### **2-5 No Time for Poetry**

Our determined dashers take the path less traveled and cover it in blocks.

### 2-5-1 I Lava You!

Seeing a river of lava in the distance, our fashionable forces lament their lack of planning. No one brought bathing suits.

### 2-5-2 Lava Me Tender

Our tired travelers get hot feet. Very hot feet. Because of the lava.

### **2-6 Gotta Lotta Lava To Give**

Our trailblazing trackers ford a lava river, losing two oxen.

#### Dialogue

* Storm Wizard - I heard they found you hiding in a silver chest.
* Rogue Bowman - It was gold. And I wasn't hiding, I just find comfort in expensive things.
* Storm Wizard - I find comfort in books.
* Rogue Bowman - Nerd.
* Storm Wizard - Plutocrat.

### 2-6-2 Mountain Meh.

Approaching the mountain, our heroic hurriers rise like the wind, the bread, the heavens and the dead.

### **2-7 Mounting Doom**

In which our dauntless heroes leave the land of snow and lava behind.