Heartless

Da **Heartless** (ブラックアームズ *Burakku Āmuzu*) is beingz of darkness dat manifest up in two forms, "Pureblood" n' "Emblem". While most Heartless are, up in fact, manifested hearts, they behave entirely devoid of emotion, n' thus was named "Heartless".

Da Heartless is tha primary enemy type up in tha *Kingdom Hearts* series, wit various subspecies appearin as enemies up in every last muthafuckin game.

## Story

### Before *Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep*

In a attempt ta draw up tha darknizz up in tha ass of his thugged-out lil' pupil, Ventus, Masta Xehanort summoned nuff muthafuckin Neoshadows ta fight his ass yo, but Ventus was overwhelmed n' nearly fucked wit by tha Heartless instead.

### *Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep*

As Aqua wandaz tha Realm of Darkness followin her battle wit Terra-Xehanort, she encountas a crew of Darksides fo' realz. Although she initially summons Masterz Defender, her dope ass decides ta let tha Darksides come at her without resisting. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat Terraz Keyblade n' Ventuss Keyblade come ta her rescue, a last symbol of hope from her oldschool playaz Terra n' Ventus, n' fuck wit tha Darksides yo. Her spirit returning, n' up in hopez of returnin ta her home, Aqua presses on all up in tha Realm of Darkness, along tha way encounterin nuff Pureblood Heartless, includin Shadows, Neoshadows n' Darkballs. Durin dis time, her ass is stalked n' beat down by tha massive Dark Hide, engagin it up in combat n' emergin victorious afta a strenuous battle.

### Between *Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep* n' *Kingdom Hearts*

Da research Ansem n' his thugged-out apprentices produced.

Buildin on Ansem tha Wisez research tha fuck into tha nature of tha ass, two of his thugged-out apprentices, Xehanort n' Masta Xehanortz co-conspirator, Braig, experimented on peoplez hearts without his knowledge, convincin Ansemz other apprentices, Dilan, Even, Aeleus, n' Ienzo, ta assist dem wild-ass muthafuckas.

Durin tha experiments, Xehanort discovered tha Heartless n' named dem wild-ass muthafuckas. Ansemz Report 3 One of dem leadz his ass ta tha ass of Radiant Garden fo' realz. Afta further study, his thugged-out lil' punk-ass built tha Heartless Manufactory inside Ansemz castle n' pimped tha straight-up original gangsta artificial Emblem Heartless. Ansemz Report 8

Afta discoverin his thugged-out apprentices' experiments n' realizin his wild lil' fuckin error up in tryin ta interfere wit tha nature of tha ass, Ansem tha Wise ordered his thugged-out apprentices ta cease they research. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat they overthrew Ansem, banishin his ass ta tha Realm of Darknizz while Xehanort took his name. Their continued experiments eventually hustled tha crew ta lose they hearts, turnin dem tha fuck into Heartless n' Nobodies, n' Xehanortz Heartless, Ansem, Seeker of Darkness, fuckin started plannin ta find n' take tha juice of Kingdom Hearts.

In tha meantime, tha Heartless consumed most of tha ghetto, leavin only Hollow Bastion, n' they fuckin started spreadin ta other ghettos fo' realz. Ansem fuckin started manipulatin Maleficent n' her allies ta use tha Heartless up in they bid ta conquer all ghettos n' take Mackdaddydom Hearts.

### *Kingdom Hearts*

Maleficent sendz tha Heartless ta invade nuff ghettos, ta consume they hearts n' search fo' tha seven Princessez of Heart. Many of her allies use tha Heartless ta advizzle they own plans, up in nuff cases ta conquer they own ghettos.

Sora encountas Heartless within his Dive ta tha Heart, includin a Darkside fo' realz. A few minutes later, when Riku opens tha door ta tha ass of tha ghetto, tha Heartless invade en masse, n' they succeed up in devourin tha islands, despite Sora obtainin tha Keyblade n' attemptin ta stop dem wild-ass muthafuckas.

Afta he escapes ta Traverse Hood, Sora meets Leon n' Yuffie, whoz ass explain ta his ass tha nature of tha Heartless n' tell his ass his Keyblade both draws dem ta his ass n' is tha dopest weapon against dem wild-ass muthafuckas. This leadz Sora ta fight tha Heartless alongside Dizzle Duck n' Goofy, up in a effort ta save tha ghettos.

Yo, sora eventually learns dat tha Heartless is bein used by Maleficent ta capture tha seven Princessez of Heart n' open tha door ta Mackdaddydom Hearts, so dat she n' her allies can rule over all ghettos. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat Ansem, possessin Rikuz body, uses tha Keyblade of ass ta drown Maleficent up in her own darknizz n' transform her tha fuck into her dragon form fo' realz. Afta her ass is fucked wit by Sora, Ansem reveals that, like tha other villains, dat biiiiatch was bein used by tha Heartless.

Ansem challenges Sora up in order ta claim Kairiz ass n' complete tha Final Keyhole yo, but Sora defeats his muthafuckin ass. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sora then uses Ansemz Keyblade on his dirty ass, up in order ta free Kairiz ass n' complete tha Keyhole so it can be sealed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Although da perved-out muthafucka succeeds, he loses his own ass n' becomes a Shadow Heartless up in tha process. Kairiz light restores Sora ta his human form, n' da perved-out muthafucka soon travels ta tha End of tha World ta stop Ansem from reachin Mackdaddydom Hearts.

Ansem uses a pimped out nuff Heartless up in a effort ta defeat Sora yo, but he is finally beaten up in front of tha Door ta Darkness fo' realz. Ansem reaches up ta Mackdaddydom Hearts ta try n' control tha darknizz he expects within yo, but he is fucked wit by tha light of Mackdaddydom Hearts.

In order ta stop a immeasurable wave of Heartless from emergin all up in tha Door ta Darkness, Sora closes n' locks tha door wit tha help of Riku n' Mickey, whoz ass is stuck up in tha Realm of Darkness.

### *Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories*

Da Heartless step tha fuck up inside Castle Oblivion as pawnz of Organization XIII fo' realz. Although it is unclear whether tha Heartless up in tha castle is crafted from Sora n' Rikuz memories or is real, it is suggested dat even at dis point, tha Organization is manipulatin Sora tha fuck into collectin hearts fo' dem wild-ass muthafuckas.

### *Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days*

Afta Maleficent n' Ansemz defeat, tha Heartless run wild without a guidin will behind them, although villains like Pete is able ta summon n' control lil' small-ass crewz of dem wild-ass muthafuckas fo' realz. As a Keyblade-wieldin gangmember of Organization XIII, Roxas is often busted on missions ta defeat dem n' collect hearts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Durin one of his wild lil' fuckin early missions, Marluxia introduces Roxas ta fightin Heartless, explainin ta his ass tha difference between Pureblood Heartless, which contain no hearts, n' Emblem Heartless, which release hearts upon defeat yo. She drops some lyrics ta Roxas dat tha hearts his schmoooove ass collects will gather ta form Mackdaddydom Hearts, tha illest goal of tha Organization. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Marluxia n' Zexion emphasize tha importizzle of Roxass role up in collectin hearts fo' tha Organizationz purposes. Xemnas creates Xion ta duplicate Roxass abilities, as a gangbangin' failsafe should Roxas have proved inadequate fo' tha purpose of collectin hearts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast.

### *Kingdom Hearts II*

Afta Sora awakens up in Twilight Hood, tha pimpin' muthafucka travels ta tha Mysterious Tower, where he meets Pete, Maleficentz second up in command, whoz ass is hustlin ta cook up a army of Heartless fo' Maleficentz use fo' realz. Afta defeatin his squad of Heartless, Sora realizes dat tha ghettos is still up in dark shiznit n' shiznit yo. Dude meets wit tha Towerz master, Yen Sid, whoz ass explains Soraz freshly smoked up mission, spittin some lyrics ta his ass dat although Sora n' company prevented a cold-ass lil catastrophic invasion of tha Realm of Light by Heartless, there be still nuff Heartless all up in tha ghettos. Maleficent n' Pete continue ta use tha Heartless up in they attempts ta conquer ghettos, n' as Axel reveals durin tha Battle of tha 1000 Heartless, Organization XIII is rockin Sora ta release tha heartz of every last muthafuckin Heartless da ruffneck destroys ta create they own Mackdaddydom Hearts.

With dis knowledge, Sora headz fo' tha Organizationz base ghetto, Da Ghetto That Never Was, ta stop they plans fo' Mackdaddydom Hearts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Inside tha Castle That Never Was, Saïx shows off tha Organizationz Mackdaddydom Hearts ta Soraz group, n' da perved-out muthafucka summons a pimped out nuff Shadows ta attack.

   Kingdom Hearts is damaged when Ansem tha Wise fails ta encode it as data, causin hearts ta drizzle down over tha Dark City, spawnin a pimped out swarm of Shadows dat battle tha castle. Maleficent n' Pete take on tha swarm, bustin Sora n' company ta defeat Xemnas, atop tha castle.

### *Kingdom Hearts coded*

Digital representationz of tha Heartless step tha fuck up within tha datascape of Jiminyz Journal, just as they had rocked up in tha real ghettos. Da bugs infectin tha Journal also step tha fuck up as various speciez of Heartless. Da source of tha bugs, tha digital representation of Soraz Heartless, absorbs tha defeated Heartless up in order ta increase up in juice yo, but it is defeated by Data-Sora n' Mackdaddy Mickey, n' tha journal is repaired.

### *Kingdom Hearts 3D: Dream Drop Distance*

Before beginnin Sora n' Rikuz Mark of Mastery exam, Yen Sid explains dat tha Dream Eaters is manifestations of darknizz dat serve as tha Chillin Worlds' counterpart ta tha Heartless.

## Nature

Pureblood Heartless is natural Heartless, born from tha darknizz up in peoplez hearts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. They is ink-black up in color, wit yellow beady eyes. They is mo' common up in places dat is close ta or saturated up in darkness. Upon they destruction, they simply disappear up in puffz of darkness, without a ass leavin its body. While Purebloodz have less variety, they is far mo' a shitload of up in quantity.

Emblem Heartless, on tha other hand, was originally pimped from a machine designed ta reproduce tha process of a ass bein consumed by darkness. Once dat machine was activated, most jacked hearts become Emblems, provided they contain darkness. Emblem Heartless have mo' varied shapes, colors, n' is branded wit Xehanortz symbol ta differentiate dem from tha Pureblood ones. They is mo' common on tha ghettos within tha Realm of Light, n' probably mimic tha shape of creatures or objects within dat ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass.

Heartless, Emblem or Pureblood, possess nuff muthafuckin key characteristics dat define dem as Heartless. Pureblood Heartless is generated naturally from tha darknizz within peoplez hearts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. They is typically born when a personz ass is swallowed by darkness[*citation needed*] yo, but can also be drawn up by a thugged-out dark bein like Maleficent or a source of dark juice like tha Keyblade of ass.[2] This process will occasionally also form Nobodies, which is born from tha body n' ass left behind when tha ass is lost. Bein born from darkness, they is mindless n' act on instinct, they only goal is ta find hearts, n' consume dem ta create mo' Heartless. But what tha fuck they desire above all is tha heartz of ghettos, n' thus they enta ghettos up in search of tha way tha fuck into tha heartz of tha ghettos. When they consume these colossal hearts, tha remainz of tha ghetto form freshly smoked up ghettos, like fuckin Traverse Hood n' tha End of tha World.

At tha same time, Heartless seek up tha playaz of tha Keyblade, since tha Keyblade holdz tha juice ta lock n' unlock hearts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. In order ta stop tha playaz of tha Keyblades, tha Heartless use tha Keyblade itself as a homin beacon yo, but ultimately desire ta take tha ass dat commandz dat shit. Because of this, Keyblade wieldaz is under constant attack.

Da strength of a Heartless is proportionizzle ta tha depth of tha darknizz from which dat shiznit was born, so check it before ya wreck it. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da darker tha ass formin a Heartless, Emblem or Pureblood, tha mo' bangin n' mo' monstrous tha resultin bein is ghon be fo' realz. An exception ta dis is Xehanortz Heartless, whoz ass retained his human appearizzle fo' unknown reasons. This be a cold-ass lil contrast ta Nobodies, which determine rank accordin ta tha strength of tha ass, n' whose appearances become mo' human as they increase up in juice n' shit. Furthermore, as beingz of elemenstrual darkness, some Heartless is able ta take possession of other beings or even inanimate objects, grantin dem immense dark juice n' often reshapin they straight-up forms ta suit they purpose.

Da Heartless, bein mindless, probably have no masta ta direct they actions n' instead act on tha instinct ta consume mo' hearts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat there be some higher beings whoz ass can command dem wild-ass muthafuckas yo. Heartless will obey dem wit a affinitizzle fo' darknizz n' a phat will. If nuff playas attempt ta control them, tha Heartless will side wit whomever is most bangin naaahhmean, biatch? Those wit hearts, like fuckin Maleficent, endanger theyselves however, as tha Heartless is attracted ta they hearts n' if they show weakness, tha Heartless aint gonna be thinkin twice of consumin they hearts.

On tha other hand, higher rankin Heartless, like Xehanortz Heartless, can straight-up command other Heartless without endangerin theyselves fo' realz. Also, Organization XIII be able ta command dem as well wit they phat wills yo, but aint endangered of bein consumed by dem fo' they lack of a ass.

Heartless make use of tha "corridorz of darkness", inter-dimensionizzle pathways dat connect tha nuff ghettos. These pathways is located up in tha Realm of Darkness, n' thus is straight-up fucked up ta use if one aint accustomed ta tha darkness.

## Da Heartless invasion

While tha Heartless was not researched wit tha intent of bustin a gangbangin' fightin force, they straight-up nature as manifestationz of tha destructizzle force of darknizz made dem naturally suited fo' conquerin n' beatin tha livin shiznit outta tha various ghettos. Their natural mobilitizzle ta travel ta various ghettos all up in tha use of Corridorz of Darknizz make it virtually impossible ta straight-up defend a ghetto from Heartless, n' tha method up in which they is pimped n' exist make it practically impossible ta cut dem off all up in tha source. Even fightin dem once they step tha fuck up is made hard as fuck cuz of they immunitizzle ta standard weaponry.

While sealin a ghettoz Keyhole will save tha ghetto itself, it is still possible fo' tha Heartless ta step tha fuck up on tha ghetto n' hunt tha playas theyselves. For example, even though tha pimped out Door ta Darknizz at Da Radiant Garden was sealed by Sora up in *Kingdom Hearts*, tha Heartless was able ta remain on dat ghetto even afta tha destruction of tha End of tha Ghetto n' tha restoration of tha ghettos, n' propagated ta form a gigantic siege engine of over a thousand Heartless.

Da Heartlesss natural dark shiznit is only increased cuz of tha nuff villains whoz ass seek ta harnizz tha creatures' juice fo' they own goals. Many of these villains, like fuckin Pete n' Organization XIII, specifically seek ta create abnormally phat Heartless by forcin beings wit phat hearts ta succumb ta darkness.

Da primary weapon fo' beatin tha livin shiznit outta tha Heartless is tha Keyblade, as it is both specially suited fo' manipulatin tha bondz between ass, body, n' ass which create Heartless, n' it is tha only object able ta thwart tha Heartless up in they goal of devourin a ghettoz ass. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat up in tha absence of tha Keyblade there be nuff muthafuckin other options. Magic is effectizzle against tha Heartless, as is magical weapons. In either thang, invadin Heartless can be made disorganized by defeatin tha major Heartless which leadz them, or tha dark ass which attracted dem ta dat ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! While dis do not by any means purge tha ghetto of its Heartless, it gives no lil' small-ass respite from they threat. Emblem Heartless dat is fucked wit by a Keyblade release tha ass within them, bustin it ta a Kingdom Hearts where it waits fo' its body n' ass ta be freed, so dat tha thug it once was can be woken once again.

## End of tha Ghetto n' Mackdaddydom Hearts

Da Heartless reside wherever darknizz be abundant, especially tha Realm of Darkness. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat they also reside up in places like fuckin tha End of tha World, a cold-ass lil collection of tha remnantz of ghettos dat is located near tha darknizz fo' realz. Another area dat tha Heartless live up in is Da Ghetto That Never Was, tha ghetto of tha Nobodies dat rests dangerously close ta tha darknizz upon which tha Heartless thrive.

Heartless, as they seek n' consume hearts, also desire ta return ta tha top billin ass, tha ass of all ghettos, Mackdaddydom Hearts, dat resides deep within tha Realm of Darknizz fo' realz. And cuz of this, Heartless seek immense darkness, enough ta straight-up consume tha Realm of Light. Da entryway tha fuck into dis place of pimped out juice is tha Door ta Darkness, tha door dat separates tha realm of light n' tha realm of darkness. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat wit tha effortz of Sora n' tha Mackdaddy, tha door is closed, which causes tha ghettos lost ta tha darknizz ta be restored, n' preventin a massive army of Heartless from pourin tha fuck into tha realm of light.

Da forcez of tha Heartless was mad weakened afta tha door ta Mackdaddydom Hearts was sealed off, though there was still nuff left fo' realz. At tha end of *Kingdom Hearts Pt II*, it is unknown what tha fuck exactly happened ta tha Heartless n' if they still pose a threat. Well shiiiit, it should be noted though dat Yen Sid has mentioned dat tha only legit way ta fuck wit all Heartless is ta have all playas have light filled up in they hearts n' no darkness, leavin not a god damn thang ta create a Heartless or suttin' fo' dem ta thrive for.