Big Dick Boy

"**Big Dick Boy**" is a nickname that Nick Birch created for himself in "Drug Buddies", out of shame and denial of his immeasurably tiny penis getting exposed to everyone in "Steve the Virgin". Nick usually addresses himself as this nickname, while gesturing to his privates three times, as he shouts "Big Dick Boy", stressing the "y" at the end. As of Season 4, this nickname seems to have been abandoned.

## Occasions

* **Steve the Virgin** - Nick got stuck on the zipline at Golf Lundgren and because it was national pantsing day, Lola ran up and pulled down his pants and by mistake, underwear, exposing his naked penis to everybody in school. All the students gasped and laughed at him for the fact that his penis was the size of a baby's chode. Although Nick didn't coin the term "Big Dick Boy" just yet, this emotionally scarring moment is what made him feel self-conscious about his tiny dick to begin with.
* **Drug Buddies** - Nick and Jessi took edibles and immediately after eating his gummibear, Nick came up with the nickname for himself, "Big Dick Boy". This was the first time in the series, Nick used the term.
* **Dark Side of the Boob** - Nick bragged about touching Gina's boobs to his male friends and prided himself on being a "Big Dick Boy". The Shame Wizard awarded Nick a sash that read "Big Dick Boy". Later, when Gina got mad at Nick for telling everyone about their sexual act, Nick just said that he did that to make himself feel like a Big Dick Boy and Gina gave the term an all new meaning, when told him, "Yeah, *[sigh]* you are." The Shame Wizard later guilt-tripped Nick by telling him he was a Little Dick Boy.
* **Cellsea** - Nick called himself a Big Dick Boy in front of Cellsea and Cellsea laughed at this and said that she'd love to take a picture of his big dick with a Peanut M&M next to it for scale. Nick didn't want her to see his tiny dick so he just said "Not right now." and put her in his locker.
* **Duke** - Nick called Duke Ellington a Big Dick Boy, upon hearing the story of how his younger self went to Atlantic City. Duke found Nick's personality here to be truly cringeworthy.
* **Rankings** - Nick says that there was a child stripper at DeVon's birthday party, not that it was a big deal. Nick then says "NDB", "No Big Deal!" in the same way he says "Big Dick Boy".
* **Super Mouth** - Nick got superpowers and his superhero name was "Big Dick Boy". Nick later went around in his giant form, peeing on people's property and destroying stuff, while proudly proclaiming himself to be Big Dick Boy. When Nick decided that Missy was a big dork, he said that "Big Dick Boy" can't be with "Big Dork Girl". Caleb told Coach Steve the story of how Big Dick Boy (Nick) kissed Her-Ricane (Missy) and made Mr. Invisible (Andrew) angry. At the end of the episode, Nick admitted to Andrew that he wasn't being a Big Dick Boy by kissing his ex-girlfriend and then dumping her. He was just being a Big Dick. This is the last time the term "Big Dick Boy" was used in the show.

## Variants

* Big Dick Boy - *(original)*
* BDB - "*Drug Buddies*"
* Little Dick Boy - "*Dark Side of the Boob*"
* NBD - "*Rankings*"
* No Big Deal - "*Rankings*"
* Big Dork Girl - "*Super Mouth*"
* Big Dick - "*Super Mouth*"

## Trivia

* Aside from Nick, himself, Caleb and Connie are the only characters in the show to actually call him "Big Dick Boy".
	+ Similarly, Duke Ellington is the only character other than Nick to be addressed as "Big Dick Boy".