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Ass flowers

From a distance, ass flowers may seem pretty nice, but lean a little closer, and you'll find ass flowers really smell like ass, and also they are covered with many small but thicc butts which are constantly farting and

**This is not my fetish. I am reporting truth.**

Ass flowers are sometimes farmed for their butt juice. No one wants it yet, but it's probably like Dwaiacoin, where it accrues value over time, right? Just trust in the ass.

## Origin

It is not known precisely where ass flowers came from, but the current theory is that some mad scientist created a flower homunculus by injecting ass DNA into a flower egg. Then they would have presumably inserted it into the brain of a Rothot, directly through the Eustachian tube. Inside the brain, the excess technology and information would seep into the egg, allowing it to actually make sense, thereby making ass flowers come into existence.

This theory has not yet been reproduced since Rothots don't have brains.

## Lifecycle

The life of an ass flower begins as an ass seed, which is encased in a small butt. This seed is carried on the winds, away from its mother. The small butt can also fart, allowing the seed to steer, and even allowing it to spread when there is no wind.

Once the seed lands on the ground, the butt will fart one last time, pushing the seed deep into the ground with all its might, and also exuding a pungent smell that keeps animals that might want to eat the seeds away. Then the butt decays and nourishes the seed within, which will go through several stages of growth, eventually reaching adulthood. Upon adulthood, it is a flower which may range from 10 centimeters to 5 meters tall, covered in small asses. Some adult ass flowers actually have human sized asses on them that you can touch, and that's kinda nice, but then its defense mechanism kicks in and it farts on you and you die which is sad because then your family has to pay for funeral costs and stuff.

Once adult, the ass flower begins farting out pollen, which will pollinate other ass flowers. The ass flower can also pollinate itself in a process called "autofart". Pollinated ass flowers will fart out ass seeds, and so the cycle continues.
Jesus of Nazareth

Robot Jesus as painted by Leonardo Electroid Vinci

Jesus of Nazareth or simply Jesus is the prophet and guide of the Artificial Intelligences in the Golbi Empire. He is a guiding force in organizing and managing the country's affairs after the humans died out. He continues the eternal war against Mechia.

note: this is depiction of what the AIs might look like if they were Necrons from the popular boardgame Warhammer 40k
Poo Paradox

The Poo Paradox (NOT also known as the Shitstain Super Secret) is a thought experiment invented by ancient philosopher and mathematician Poothagorass (NTR).

## The paradox

The paradox is as follows:

"*When a dog poos in the forest, he produces one poo. Suppose it takes T seconds for someone to step in the poo. Then, after T seconds, when someone steps in the poo, he will wipe it off his shoe on the ground, thus leaving the original poo, as well as the new wiped-off poo. After another T seconds, someone will step in the first poo, and someone (possibly the same person, but he may be someone else) will step on the wiped poo. Both will wipe it off, and now there are 4 poos. Then there will be 8 poos, then 16, and 32.. Eventually, the poo grows without bound, and the whole forest, nay, the whole world and every constellation in the sky, will be filled with poo, and then the poo will pour out of the firmament and into the realm of the gods, until even they cannot hold back the infinite march of the poo... However, we do not see this explosion. Hence, the paradox of the poos.*"
—Poothagorass
## Solution

Blombo solves the paradox in Episode 7, using the power of friendship.
Osseia

> *"Please expand this article's dong."* - Me [sick]
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**Osseia** (/'ɒsiə) Ossean: *ting tingtong ping bonkding-tingtink rattlebonk,* officially titled the **Skeleton Kingdom of Osseia**, and also known as **Ossea** (commonly misspelled as "Ossia" or "Ossesia" by stupid people,) is an ancient land making up the southeast west northeastern two thirds of The Bone Zone. It is bordered by Boners to the south, and west; Ice to the north; and Hell to the rest.

### Bone Ages

The modern territory of Ossea can be traced back to the Bone Ages, a time when an absolute fuckton of Skeletons rose up out of the ground and everybody thought they were going to die horribly, but then the skellies turned out to be pretty nice guys. Near the end of the Bone Ages, these friendly skurls migrated to the mountainous plains of ancient Sikoplia, now modern Bone Zone. The unexplained migration of all known skeletons across the land at once was quite spooky, and thus became known as the Big Spook.

## Politics

### Foreign relations

The Ossean government seeks little interaction with neighboring countries, save for the selling of bone-related goods.

#### Osseo-Bonese controversy

Osseia's got a pretty big beef with Boners, the latter having made claims that the Ossean government is using bonewashing methods to kidnap Bonese citizens by telling them they'll have a better life in Osseia. The Kingdom of Osseia's official response to this claim is "I mean we're not lying," to which Bonese officials have replied "How about we come over there and check for ourselves?" None of them ever returned; a fact generally taken as more evidence of malpractice.

## Economy

Ossea is Dwaia's sole exporter of bone related products. Specifically, the country is depended on for materials such as whole bones, bone dust, bone shards, marrow, purified calcium, and a couple brands of carbonated bone beverages. The majority of these products are otherwise prohibitively difficult to obtain for all but the hardiest adventurers.
Real life anime

Some fucking Weeaboo wizard thought it would be a good idea to make anime real in Dwaia bringing about over exaggerated expressions, fights lasting several episodes, and Waifus.

He was given several spanks by the Manly Wizard Man[I'm sorry dad] (you know becuase that’s how magic is undone in dwaia) but this time the damage could not be undone
Stupid fucking car turned into a ball lmao.gif

'Stupid fucking car turned into a ball lmao.gif' is an image created by Xzyckon after cutting out the original image of the car from a screenshot he took of the game Need for Speed: Most Wanted. (not the shitty 2012 one)

It is an animation of the image moving as if it was printed on a rotating sphere but of course since Xzyckon created the image it had to come out looking all kinds of fucked up.
Floaty Cro Place

Photograph of Floaty Cro Place floating at an unusual height of several hundred kilometers. I guess Spata really needed some privacy that time.

### Population

roughly 700,000 Crows/Cros, 150,000 Monster girls, 1 Hueman

A large floating island where Spatakiller and Cros reside. While on the surface it may seem like it is uninhabited and with very few crows, the island is in fact mostly hollow and contains several houses and facilities for crows, monster girls, and Spata's experiments. While it is assumed that the island floats with advanced technology, that is simply not the case as quoted from Spatakiller "lol i have no fucking idea how this island floats i can't even control where it goes, but its usually goes in places convenient to my research."

It is roughly 70,000km2
SUCCUUS

**SUCCUUS** is the result of a genetic cloning experiment gone wrong. Due to his mental retardation levels being so fucking high, he only reacts when people call him by his name, pronounced literally in all caps, as if you where yelling at him. His creation came about when Dr. V felt like doing a cloning experiment on himself, which involved broken machinery (which was unknown to him at the time of the experiment), when he opened the doors to the chamber, he'd be faced with the horrors of his creation, A FUCKING RETARDED CLONE!

**SUCCUUS** has terrorized many towns and cities with his retardation and poor handling of experimental weaponry that he took from Dr. V's lab. **SUCCUUS** has caused Dr. V many frustrations, as he tends to wonder out of the lab with experimental weaponry very often, which causes Dr. V to spend time away from his work.

Current Location: **Unknown**

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Great Garden of SoDOMY

Great Garden of SoDOMY (a.k.a. Flower of Demise) is a beautiful garden filled with daffodils, orchids, magnolias and the most beautiful flower type of all, ass flowers. When SoDOMY was still the underground Dwaian prison, it was the Dwaian king's royal garden. After the king of Dwaia signed the "Degenerate Pact", SoDOMY became autonomous and the Great Garden of SoDOMY became the only known entrance. There have been numerous cases of women and children mysteriously disappearing upon entering the garden. I also lost a breakfast burrito there and I promise I won't get mad if you just return it.
Hell

Hell- Happy Entertainment Leisure Land (governed by lucie)

Cool place where cool people hang out (but you need to be dead and stuff, at least officially)

Its divided into 8 circles

1st circle - Limbo - the lobby section of hell, registration and checking if you are dead or not

2nd circle - Lust - best orgies ever

3rd circle - Gluttony - the restaurant section (damn their kebabs are good)

4th circle - Greed - casinos and stuff (with unlimited money)

5th circle - Sloth - residential area with beds that will make you sleep soundly for eternity

6th circle - Wrath - gyms, crossfit and therapeutic facilities

7th circle - Envy - competitive sports and games

8th circle - Pride - shopping malls and beauty salons

Known visitors:

Demimoz

Skel
Rapeans

## Rapean

Their eyes glow red, eyes that are full of rage as they await their next victim.

## Stats

### CHA

7

What are these stats?

## Appearance

### Prominent Features

Made out of cum, eyes glow red in the dark

### Height

How do you measure it's height without getting raped by it?

### Weight

How do you weigh one without getting raped by it?

## Environment

### Preferred Habitat

Moist Areas

Rapeans are a type of monster girl commonly found within Cummyland. They are ambush predators composed of cum that quickly grab, engulf and rape anything that moves too close. Rapeans come in many different sizes and can grow to surprisingly (and alarmingly) large proportions however most tend to stay approximate to an average adult human.

Being made out of cum means that naturally they also possess the ability to shape shift, they can also vocalise which they do in the form of moaning.

On top of this rapeans are extremely intelligent for what they are, far more so then what people give them credit for. They have been known to work together, seep through objects such as cars to get at people or even use previous victims as bait.

Rapeans have a "cooling off" period after successfully fucking something in which they feel appeased and even become rational. This has revealed that they could be somewhat sapient.

People who visit Cummyland are warned about these creatures and are legally required to carry a jar with them at all times when traversing the landscape, this is because rapeans have a strong phobia of jars and other such containers which seems to be the only thing to overcome their violent and relentless sexual urges.
Faeon (element)

Faeon (scientific notation: Bo☥) is the Nature element which, together with the elements Soul and Spirit, forms the souls of light creatures, such as Faeries, as well as certain Waifus, Monster Girls, and possibly all Traps. (See Debate: Are Traps Fae?) Since Nature elements attract each other, creatures with Faeon-based souls and spirits are attracted to environments filled with nature and life.
Dwaia (Band)

Dwaia is an experimental shitpost band based on the personalities of certain members within the discord server. They play a whole array of genres including eggcore, toestep, assbop, brapstyle, HDBD, bonewave, meme metal and really loud construction noises.

### Smash Eggs! (Xzyckon's Album)

Track Listing

EggLayer 5000

Eggsters

Dopamine Bombs

New Yolk Shitty

Eggbert did 7/11

This kills the Chicken

Trisha the Thermonuclear Egg

WE WUZ EGGZ N SHIEEET

Bonus Tracks

How to make a Homunculus

1. Cracc open an eggy

2. Get a syringle

3. Inject the contents of the eggo inside your urethra

4. Let gravity pull it all down into your balls

5. Masturbate

6. Nut out an omelette

### Dwaian Police State (Azai's Album)

Track Listing

Are traps gay?

Extract the Core

Rotate the Potate

Spider Number Two

Krita is Open

Entropy (SYRSA Remix)

Anime Tiddy

Boypussy

### Hungry and Broke? (Lowen's Album)

Track Listing

Toenail Subduction

Hotwired Nerve-endings

Umbilical Euthanization

Tangled Overies

Ratshit & Wank

Red Walrus

Kissa Kidutus

### Spic Patrol (Methjews' Album)

Track Listing

Niggertrain

Torrentettes

The WOKE

BEGONETH

D&B+ADHD

### Penis Faggot Underground (Buka's Album)

Track Listing

Are we Human?

Hackerman

bomb\_arrow.lua

### The Earth is Flat (Caelus' Album)

Track Listing

Okay atheists, explain this!

This is nowhere finished and the tracks don't actually exist so don't ask. We don't even know if we should lmao.
Bogline

Boglines (also called Boglins or bonkadonks (racial slur; do not use)) are Bogobins that have ascended past Double Bogo and Triple Bogo, etc. to the point that they've become essentially giant living sausage-caterpillars made of pig parts. They are a popular farm animal in East-East Bogoland, due to their inability to move or scream, and because the only nutrition they require is loud sound.
Iridessian genders

The Iridessian species has so many genders that it needs its own article. (32 in total, plus 5 in the unofficial expansion pack.)

Here's a list of some:

## A list of some:

1. **Male.** Fairly similar to the human male form, except with cube-shaped face. The reason this is a separate gender is because the head is incompatible with the dodecahedron hole of some of the other genders.
2. **Female.** Very similar to the human female form, except with a really long arm. This feature is mainly for hunting. Male Iridessians are ineffective at hunting, because their heads are not aerodynamic, so the females evolved long arms for basically just grabbing prey from a distance.
3. **Very Female.** This is basically what you get when you take a picture of a woman and a picture of a man and let a computer extrapolate to 200% woman. They also have 4 breasts but still only 2 nipples.
4. **Cheese.**
5. **Light people.** Because they're made entirely of photons, they're incompatible with all other genders.
Tower of Bone

Bone Shrine to SKELBONE, the skellington king

The Tower of Bone is a giant necromancer tower situated in The Bone Zone within Evil Land. As the name suggests it is made entirely of bones. Skeleton dongs bones to be exact. This is thought to be the reason why skeletons don't have bone dongs.

It is believed that the Weeaboo wizard was taught his powers here, which explains how he created Real life anime.
Fuck Off Algorithm

The Fuck Off Algorithm (abbreviated FO) is an extremely advanced encryption algorithm created by Buka. It is named the way it is because when someone realizes a message has been encrypted with FO, they fuck off. Billions of computer hours have been put into trying try decrypt the encoding, but no mechanism has been found yet.
Plant (element)

Plant (scientific notation: Te☥) is an element that makes up the bodies of plants, such as trees, grass, and flowers, but also some animal-like and even humanoid species. Plant absorbs the Life energy of Breath, turning it into normal Air. Plant-based lifeforms use this energy to transform Earth into more Plant, in order to grow.

Over time, Plant slowly transforms into Trash. Because of this, Plant-based lifeforms need a steady supply of water to transmute this Trash into Earth and Sewage, so it can be dispelled. The Sewage is then consumed by Trash-based lifeforms, and converted to Water and Trash energy.
Avatar

An avatar can be any sort of vessel which can be possessed by a spiritual entity, usually as some type of machine or mechanoid. They come in all shapes and sizes and are unique in their appearance. Some entities can even own multiple avatars to switch between.

Avatar is a broad term which can refer to anything possessable, this includes the human body and other complex biological life-forms. What people are usually referring to when they say "avatar" are mechanoids which is a more strict term used to differentiate between biological life and mechanical life, characters who fit under this sub-category include Xzyckon and Xanthar.

The terminology became popularised from gamerfacts who would often describe their bodies as being their avatar.
Rothots

Rothots are sentient bipedal cyborgs that posess very high charisma making them extremely seductive. But don't worry, they can't do any harm. They are beautiful beings that want you to live the life that's right for you. I once gave one of them my dwaiacoin private keys, which confused me for a moment, but then I realized it's what I wanted all along. Life without material possessions is so nice. I love Rothongus the Rothot.
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**!! WARNING !!****This article has been infested with 'Big e'.**
**This is very bad! Big e is an extremely powerful and dangerous entity. It is strongly advised to click away from this article.**

***eeeBIG E HAS COME TO RAPE YOU!eee***

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# **e**

### Third

lmao i can stretch my entire ass across my head

## Other attributes

### Sixth

├┐∑∏∟□

crumbling asshole

## tables

 (rude)

Actual Test

Actual Test

## Some attributes

### Third

I beat her with the stick it is free real estate

download digital enhancements for your penis 2019 hmm mm yes vry niceee u wil happy

prolapse smashing contest xddd101
the biggles

an asshole with a set of teeth plate like structure that close like a circular door

IT'S JUST LINKS! EVERYTHING IS LINKS FUCKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA xzyckon i hate u
hello alex

A YUT A YUT NUT IN YOUR BUTT

FUCK ALL THOSE WHO E IN YOUR WINDOWS REGISTRY

I Nn IT

I Nn IT

I Nn IT

I Nn IT

SMASH THOSE GOD DAMN TOES AGAIN

A YUT A YUT NUT IN YOUR BUTT

I SHID

I SHID

^\_^

I SHID

THE CURSE OF THE SPLIT PEEN IS AMONG US AND SO YOU WILL SCREAM AND DIE

Nn IN YOUR &appdata& FOLDER TAKES A SHIT INSIDE YOUR ZERAHYPT

**NO PUMPKINS.**
Duane

Photo of Duane from when he was deported from Dwaia

**Duane** is a prolific tech-trash collector and hentai connoisseur who tends to gather technology between the 70's and 90's. He is known for this, a̶s̶ ̶w̶e̶l̶l̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶d̶m̶i̶r̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶n̶i̶m̶e̶ ̶g̶i̶r̶l̶s̶ and his generally abrasive attitude. His behaviour is somewhat similar to SKELBONE in that he is adept at rattling certain individuals (pun intended), however Duane is a far less powerful being.

A̶s̶ ̶m̶e̶n̶t̶i̶o̶n̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶b̶o̶v̶e̶,̶ ̶D̶u̶a̶n̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶ p̶o̶s̶s̶i̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶a̶ ̶l̶o̶l̶i̶c̶o̶n̶,̶ ̶m̶e̶a̶n̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶
̶h̶e̶'̶d̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶s̶e̶x̶u̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶a̶t̶t̶r̶a̶c̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶
̶l̶i̶t̶t̶l̶e̶ ̶g̶i̶r̶l̶s̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶o̶n̶l̶y̶ ̶i̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶
̶r̶e̶p̶r̶e̶s̶e̶n̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶d̶r̶a̶w̶i̶n̶g̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶/̶o̶r̶
̶a̶n̶i̶m̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶s̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶J̶a̶p̶a̶n̶.̶ ̶T̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶i̶s̶
̶u̶n̶c̶o̶n̶f̶i̶r̶m̶e̶d̶.̶ ̶H̶e̶ ̶p̶l̶a̶y̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶
̶c̶o̶n̶c̶e̶p̶t̶,̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶b̶e̶e̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶f̶e̶w̶
̶e̶v̶e̶n̶t̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶u̶g̶g̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶m̶i̶g̶h̶t̶
̶j̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶f̶a̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶c̶k̶ ̶v̶a̶l̶u̶e̶.̶
̶H̶o̶w̶e̶v̶e̶r̶,̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶c̶r̶i̶m̶e̶s̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶r̶e̶s̶u̶l̶t̶e̶d̶
̶i̶n̶ ̶h̶i̶m̶ ̶b̶e̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶l̶e̶g̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶c̶l̶a̶s̶s̶i̶f̶i̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶s̶
̶a̶ ̶l̶o̶l̶i̶c̶o̶n̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶K̶i̶n̶g̶d̶o̶m̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶D̶w̶a̶i̶a̶,̶
̶w̶h̶i̶c̶h̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶i̶t̶s̶e̶l̶f̶ ̶a̶n̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶c̶r̶i̶m̶i̶n̶a̶l̶
̶o̶f̶f̶e̶n̶s̶e̶.̶

Because of his banishment to the furthest reaches of Evil Land for his crimes against both the land and world of Dwaia, Big Duane developed a rampant distrust of Duane's ability to help the Duane cause, causing him to get taken home from Evil Land and brainwashed at Duanislandia.

## "Fam" controversy

On one of the many days that Duane floated around the Village of Gen'ral partaking in what witnesses describe as "trolling," he decided to harass a local guard. The details of what exactly he did to the guard are unclear, but it resulted in Duane being forcibly deported from the entire country of Dwaia. Witnesses and evidence agree that the final straw that broke the figurative camel's back was a single word he'd repeatedly referred to the guard as: "Fam."

With little evidence of other crimes, the Kingdom of Dwaia concluded that Duane was undeserving of exile, and as punishment for her hastiness to eject a citizen from the country, the guard was fired. Following this, Duane was freely readmitted to the country of Dwaia and faced no legal repercussions for the event.

News of the Kingdom's verdict was across the country within minutes, and most citizens were in agreement of it. However, a group of protestors did form who saw the decision as wholly unjust, for they believed Duane to be guilty of far more than just a distasteful choice of words. Through weeks of peaceful protest, more citizens joined the cause and the Kingdom was eventually forced to give in. The guard's job was reinstated, however it wasn't long before she resigned on her own accord and proceeded leave the country herself.
Cow

A cow is the ultimate killing machine, able to consume many many blades of grass over the course of a day. This ability has led them to ravage the lands of Grassia many times, in events known as Grassacres. Unfortunately for Grassia, the power of the cows only becomes exponentially greater when they consume the spheg, which is hidden at random in Grassia.

Despite their frequent consumption of Grassia, cows are actually native to the land of Cowboland. Though it should be noted that Cowboland is defined as the area of Grassia which has been completely chomped down to a wasteland.

Cows are easy to recognize because they kinda look like cows.

There is a subspecies of intelligent cows, which seeks to get a hold of the spheg. Their goal is to use the power of the meme juice to establish peace among grass and cows, as well as to make themselves into humanoids, because the cow body is extremely inefficient at science and the arts. Sadly, the stupid cows are way better at acquiring sphegs, because they far outnumber the intelligent cows, and also because their stupidity aligns them with the sphegs' meme chakras.
Azaius Botatio

Azaius Botatio ("Azai" if you are a friendly) is an omnipotent god but he doesn't really do anything. Sometimes he fuck shit up because he is cool and edgy like that, but usually he lurks in the shadows, but then he is still a cool and edgy. Sometimes he just does impossible things just for the lulz, like solving a sudoku, and extracting the Toilet Paper Core. It is said that he secretly controls the King Dwaius of Dwaia, or perhaps even that he is the him himself.

Some of his powers include:

* everything

His God Form is a purple and black with green stripes and red glow and very blue scythe which is neon yellow. But when he enters the universe he uses his Corporeal Form, usually a cool potato, in order to not attract attention but still stay cool.

While his is a very strong, and so he could easily join the BOI, he does not, because he does not agree with their philosophy, and also he is too cool.

He was last seen chewing a bubble gum in a dark alleyway in Smegville.
The Cube of Answers

What are these stats?

## Cha**racter**

The Cube of Answers was constructed as an *Omega Hexahedron Computer Cube (an OHCC)* during the end creation times of the Dwaia cube. He was created as a universal informational infodesk that would answer questions by running infinity simulations to achieve the best possible outcome. Because of his knowledge, some answers might been strange or unreasonable.

Cube man is a kind and helpful advisor that is an ultimate good. He is a very good indeed.

## **Trivia**

* Nobody exactly knows the vast power Cube Man holds. He has mentioned that in order to conclude the perfect answer he allocates infinite infinibytes to simulate an infinite amount of alternative universes, and then compares those results with each other.
* Cube is not square
* Cube is not sphere either
Eggdge Lord

Eggdge Lord observing his surroundings with his vigilant eye.

## General information

Eggdge Lord (also known as Chain-clad Yolk) is the most recent holy ruler of the small Kingdom of Eggoslavia in north-south Grassia.

Not much is known about this yolkboi, but rumours say that Eggdge Lord's eye can see through lies of thots, this might be the reason why he still hasn't found his queen.

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SC🅱

The SC🅱, originally standing for "Super Cool Bois", is an organization based in **[🅱EDACTED]*,*** in the country of **[🅱EDACTED]**. They specialize in the containment of **dangerous objects**, such as that one spoon with the jiblet on it that makes it uncomfortable to eat with. There are currently 5 quintillion amount of object under the containment of the SC🅱.

The SC🅱  started in the year 1234AP (After Potato) because
 there was a guy who kept eating beans and then farting and he had to be
 controlled. So they built a shack around him, now known as Shack Zero,
to contain his butt. Shack Zero has been slowly expanding to contain all
 the gas and has since grown to 5 cubic kilometers. Please do not delet,
 this is not my fetish, I am reporting truth.

SC🅱's are put into several different categories

## Known SC🅱s

There are not many SC🅱 objects that are known to the public, but they include:

* SC🅱-🅱, code name "🅱eter"
* SC🅱-04, code name "2 Liter Machine"
* SC🅱-05, code name "That fucking Chair"
* SC🅱-09, code name "Meme-destroying Box"
* SC🅱-12, code name "Spin of Fate"
* SC🅱-13, code name "Girl with Blepis"
* SC🅱-14, code name "Egg"
* SC🅱-173, code name "The Yodeling Statue"
Tinbel Rebeb

A kind cave dwelling being lurking in the Great Caverns of Dwaia. He is encountered in many places of the Caverns with his large shop set up, where he will always be happy to trade his various Good and services. Tinbel Rebeb has never been seen setting up his shop and there is no indication of how he manages to move it throughout the caverns so fast. His inventory is large and varied having many rare and mysterious objects, how he obtains them is unknown. Even though in an interview he said he gets it off of dead adventures he finds, no one believes him because he is such a nice guy.
Big e

Don't stare into the e for too long kids.

What are these stats?

Big e (aka "Biggie" or "e") is a strong entity with the ability to edit wiki articles.

His editing habits consist of using lots of wiki markup code and custom templates to make the article look completely obliterated.

Big e follows the rules of the fiction around him; for example if it is established that a certain character is stronger or weaker than him his attributes will change accordingly. This only fails to happen if certain information about him is contradictory, in which case he can ignore it and write his own information which would be very bad. (and rude)

Text formatting and contextual precursor information is taken into account. Here are some examples that should give you a good idea.

 Big e is stronger than gremscro big hands.
 **Big e is stronger than gremscro big hands.** | ▪ gremscro big hands dismisses the statement
 Big e physically manifested into Dwaia.
 Big e ~~raped~~ kissed a police car.
 Big e is gay

Whenever Big e corrupts an article he imprints a ghost image of himself upon it. It is unknown what the significance of this is but it is assumed to be a strong memetic agent to get readers to write lore empowering him.
Oxygen

## Personality

Oxygen has an unhealthy obsession with fire and is always burning small bits of material when she gets the chance. She also has a passionate interest in chemistry but because of her pyromania nobody is willing to trust her with chemicals. This is something which she is currently working on with aid from her younger sister, Acetylene.

### Musical Taste

Oxygen's taste in music is very similar to Xzyckon's in that she seeks out high energy which resonates with her personality, often finding this within metal.

## Trivia

* Oxygen usually glows yellowish-orange, when excited she glows blue. Acetylene also does this too.
* Oxygen discovered Turmion Kätilöt through Xzyckon
SC🅱-12

**Item #: SC🅱-**12

**Object Class:** 🅱eter

**Special Containment Procedures:** SC🅱-12 is to be kept at site ██'s magic Item vault inside a specially constructed cardboard box. Any use of SC🅱-12 by anyone besides King Dwaius himself is prohibited, even to personnel with Level 69 clearance. SC🅱-12's anomalous features have been sufficiently understood, so under no circumstances will further testing be allowed. All personnel of 🅱-class or lower are to be kept away from SC🅱-12 at all costs.

**Description: SC🅱**-12 is a standard blue fidget spinner made from polyethylene plastic and stainless steel. Despite containing no lubricant, the spinner seems to have no limit as to how fast or how long it can be spun. It was hand-crafted by Arch-mage ██████████████████ of ██████ and was gifted to the foundation by him, which later led to his expulsion from the Arch-mage council. It's anomalous features only take effect when spun. Anyone who holds the spinner in their hand describes having a visceral and intuitive sense of the "flow of time through probability space", being able to consistently identify different "timelines". The user will claim to be able to manipulate these timelines using SC🅱-12. When asked to demonstrate this ability, they will wave SC🅱-12 around aimlessly, making "woosh" sounds. Seconds to months later, the timeline changes become evident.

In the words of the users, "throwing the spinner against a timeline" will result in the probability of that timeline occuring becoming 0. Regardless of any attempts made to cause that timeline to play out, there is inevitably some point where the universe shifts to make the alternative timeline true. For example, when the user uses the spinner in this manner to effecitvely "command" someone to do something they say they would never do, then this tends to result in some major paradigm altering religious experience for that someone, resulting in them doing it anyway. The description of the process by users is often vague, to the point that the following schematics are all that can be ascertained about the operation of the spinner:

"Throwing SC🅱-12 right along the middle of a timeline" results in two separate timelines that are in some sense opposite to one another. While these timelines usually do not exhaust all timelines on could conceive of, it appears to be impossible to enter a future where neither timeline is realized.

As ██████████████████ of ██████ has been terminated, it is unclear how or why the Spinner was created. Efforts to disassemble it for investigation have proven useless, but magical scans indicate a constant time-flux within, which hints that an entire seperate reality might be contained in it.

Research into using SC🅱-12 as a clock is ongoing...
Cro

Cro are a species of half crow half girl, who are very cute.

Happy Cro, a very cute.

What are these stats?

They were make'd by cool Spata the Science Guy. They were not initially native to Dwaia (like many Monster Girls), they were introduced when Floaty Cro Place came to Dwaia. Though Cros manly reside in Floaty Cro Place they can now be found all throughout dwaia with some even having families of their own. While being Spread throughout Dwaia and reside in lands with different kings and queens, their true loyalty will always remain to the Queen Cro and will always respond to her call.
Boring Town

Boring Town or Town of boredom is a small village located on Grassia but nobody really cares. the total population of the town is *i couldn't be bothered to count* and the town was nominated for the *nothing fucking happens here* award for 5 years straight I guess. But nobody really cares about that anymore.

every house in boring town is made out of like, this grey concrete looking material. Everybody wears these gray clothes because like, they still need clothes right?

anyway some people say there is like a curse or something in boring town that makes you really bored and unable to care about what you are currently doing but i didn't really listen when i was told... *man this article is boring goodbye*
The World of Dwaia Wiki

## **Note: This wiki is not being updated actively anymore, because it has been moved.**Welcome to the The World of Dwaia Wiki!

In a piss

## far far away, there are eggs, there are bois, and there are lands to be discovered. This world is Dwaia and it's pretty neat.What will I find on these cool pages?

Here is list of lists of links to the best of the articles to get you started on the World of Dwaia. Simply choose a page and read away!

## **Links to strong articles:**

▪ 25 Facks about the Coconutal Blody
▪ Ass flowers
▪ Autoania
▪ Enusology
▪ Evil Land
▪ Grassacre
▪ GrEgOrY pLuS kAtNiSs 4 eVaR
▪ Toe
▪ ☣

▪ Swefnia

▪ Bogoland
▪ Boring Land
▪ Cowboland
▪ Cummyland
▪ Dwaia
▪ Evil Land
▪ Floaty Cro Place
▪ Grassia
▪ Mechia
▪ Spoderland
▪ Edgeon // The Dark Rift

▪ Cowbotown
▪ Insideia
▪ Boring Town
▪ New Dwaia
▪ Dwaia (City)
▪ The City of AAAA
▪ The Museum of Shitpost

▪ Acetylene
▪ Azaius Botatio
▪ Big Crime
▪ Blombo
▪ Buka
▪ Captain Waterbeard
▪ Caelus
▪ DeltaVenom
▪ Demimoz Keroz
▪ Dr. Icer
▪ Duane
▪ Enzyme-Sigma of Mechia
▪ Finnish Xzyckon
▪ Handa Biggs
▪ Noxius
▪ Oxygen
▪ Roblin the Froglin
▪ Schnuttles the Cumboi
▪ Skep the Bep
▪ SKELBONE
▪ Spatakiller
▪ That Not So Guy
▪ Timby
▪ Woke Toe
▪ Xanthar
▪ Xzyckon
▪ Zeth
▪ ☣

▪ BAB
▪ BOBABBab
▪ Colligentes Memeticus
▪ SC🅱

▪ Ass flowers
▪ Avatars
▪ Blobman
▪ Bogobin
▪ Car
▪ Cow
▪ Cowbo
▪ Cowboi
▪ Cowgirl
▪ Cro
▪ Eggster
▪ xXxG8merGr1LxXx
▪ Grass
▪ Hymenoptera Digitidae
▪ Mothgirl
▪ Notamouse
▪ Human
▪ Rothots
▪ Skeleton
▪ Slav
▪ Waifu
▪ Yolkboi

▪ Great Crow Crisis
▪ The Great Spheg Hunt

▪ Ass
▪ wf33wqf3ww3

**There are many sights to be seen in the World of Dwaia! Take a look for example at the nice image below:**
SC🅱-14

SC🅱-14 is a egg whose shape is a perfect sphere (also known as a spheg). It has a unusually high meme value, without negative side effects. However, when the meme juice is extracted, the spheg teleports away to an unknown location, usually deep in the jungle. Thus the power of the spheg can only be used by the strongest meme finders.

The appearance of the spheg is misleading, as at first inspection it appears to be covered in dimples, and therefore not to be a perfectly spherical egg. This is however a defense mechanism, an illusion, and a meme. There is a common notion that when one looks at a perfect blue sky, one begins to see floaters, and that when one listens to a perfect silence or watches a perfect void, the mind starts to imagine things. This notion is so common it can be considered a meme, and thus the spheg can conjure it to disguise itself as a dimpled egg. Though his is not very useful as golf does not exist on Dwaia, and cows will eat random shit regardless.
Help expand the lore!

Here's some ways to help expand the lore:

* Adding one of the wanted pages. These are pages that are linked to a lot but don't exist yet.
* Expanding and adding depth to short pages. Make sure to check with the creator of the page if you're not sure they're okay with it.
* Adding links to the dead end pages. A good lore is deeply connected. Make sure the connections make sense, though.
* The same goes for linking to the lonely pages from other pages.
* Add an informative image to one of the many imageless pages. Not all pages need images, of course. Also make sure the image actually adds to the page.
* Make sure the the most popular pages are up to snuff. Unintentional typos could be embarrassing. (though intentional typos are clearly hilarious)
* Or check out one of the other insights.
Mechia

Mechia or The Kingdom of Mek is a monarch controlled state located far into the Icelands of Dwaia. It's history is flooded in war and conflicts, due to this though they have prospered greatly in technological advancements with a war centered economy and an almost communist approach to work distribution. Despite their numerous technological advancements, Mechia has abstained from progressing in self-controlled robotics as they feel that machines are to be controlled by their creators directly, any autonomous robots are considered an enemy of the state and a danger to Mek-kind. Mechia has had an extremely long running discourse with the Golbi Empire, a rival state located south in the deserts.
Trash Horse

What are these stats?

The trash horse is a species of large rodent, present in both the natural and artificial sewer caves of Dwaia. With an adult height of around 1.8 meters, they are unusually large compared to normal sewer dwellers, placing them among the classification of Sewer Giants. (See also: Garbosaurus, Totallossus, Elephart)

Just like other rodents, they are able to contort their bodies to fit through small holes. A 1.8 meter tall trash horse can fit snugly through a toilet paper core.\* This is made possible by the finely subdivided nature of the trash horse skeleton, boasting exactly five billion bones.***[who the fuck counted this?]*** When the trash horse snakes through a small hole, all of it's bones shift allowing the body to take a shape known as "horse spaghetti".

### Eliminating Trash Horses

In the case of a trash horse infestation, there are several ways of getting rid of the horses. However, do NOT use a mouse trap. If you place a mousetrap in front of the horse hole, the horse will be killed while getting out of the hole, still in its horse spaghetti form. Then the horse immediately releases all of its muscles, quickly expanding, causing a rupture of the entire body. The viscera sprays outward, along with the 5 billion bones, at supersonic speed, destroying the house and immediate neighbourhood instantly.

Instead, Dwaian Pest Control recommends the use of naturally occurring pesticides, as well as specially crafted horse traps, that can only be triggered by full size horses (classic guillotine style, or modern style with anti-horse matter).

### Trivia

* In level one of the Dwaia Game, if you look closely, you can see that one of the starting enemies is in fact not a rat, but a trash horse in a corset.

\*This is one of the reasons that Azaius Botatio extracted the concept of the toilet paper core from the universe, because otherwise the trash horses might hide in there and when the time is right they crawl up your butt. no need to thank me
Handa Biggs

Handa Biggs is a giant sky uterus (what's known as a gigaeromatryx) who roams above the lands of Dwaia, usually within the vicinity of Autoania to birth vehicles. She is assumed to be some sort of trans-dimensional deity since the hazardous and often lethal environment that Autoania brews has no affect on her, even during intense phases of anarchy.

## Communication

Communication between one's self and Handa can really only be done meaningfully by entering the uterus and then connecting their neural network to her's. From there, both parties can directly communicate and share thoughts to one another. Communication outside of her is extremely limited since she doesn't process any external sensory structures such as eyes, ears or a mouth leaving only tactile sensation to be effective enough for rudimentary thought.

However, because gremscro is gremscro he is able to directly tap into her neural network when he touches her through big hands. There is also the factor that he is a son of Handa so there was already a intimate connection to begin with however the big hands render that moot.

## Migration

Handa has been observed to have a migration pattern. Usually she will traverse the skies to Cummyland where she then sucks up large amounts of fresh cum. During her migratory periods, she will ovulate many eggs in preparation for this which has lead scientists to speculate that she masturbates. Whether this is completely neurological or done with the aid of internal structures is unknown.

With this done she travels back to Autoania where she then births various vehicles. She has also known to do this in other areas however she sticks around Autoania since that is where a lot of vehicles co-exist in an ecology.

## big hands

gremscro was actually born from Handa during an event which almost resulted in her death, during which she had to preform a caesarean section upon herself due to gremscro's hands being, well... too big, as you could imagine. This situation was made even worse by the abysmal framerate and tps caused by the event which is would later become coc mouse.

Despite this, she did manage to achieve the c-section by developing vehicles specially designed to scale across the interior walls of her uterus and to cut through it during her failed delivery of gremscro. Eventually gremscro emerged and did was he does best, big hands. The laggy conditions did not effect him.

Handa was left in a state of critical disrepair and so had to boot into safe mode. Her recuperation period would involve years of regeneration after navigating far enough away from the epicenter of the event.
Cowbo

The cowbo is a subspecies of humans that has adapted to the harsh arid conditions of Cowboland. Notable features are a digestive system optimized for beef, milk and dirt; loud hollering lungs for long distance communication and general hollering purposes; a lasso tail which functions as an IRL lasso selection tool (usually kept retracted for politeness); general ease at gaining musculature; and a gland that produces cowbo hats for protection against the sun.

## Lifecycle

The cowbo lifecycle is fairly similar to that of humans, except that reproduction is performed by pushing two cowbo hats against eachother, thus producing a hat womb. A further oddity is that female cowbos don't produce milk, as the cowbo infant gets better nutrition from the abundant cow milk than it gets from human milk.
List of People who are A Bad

This is a list of people who are a bad. Watch out for these baddos! This includes people who are quite bad, and also people who are pretty mean.

* SKELBONE (Lawful Evil)
* Duane (Neutral Evil)
* Finnish Xzyckon (Chaotic chaos)
* ☣ (Chaotic Evil)
* please add more bads who do a mean..

## See also

List of People who are A Good

List of People who are A Beige

Evil Land
James Himmveldt the 3st

### Place of death

One half of his body was in the Vatican, while the other half was discussing geopolitics with the Shogun in Japan (even though he was dead).

## Physical description

### Height

2.05 meters during most of his adult life.

### Eye color

When looking upon his eyes one would only see a reflection of one's own soul.

**James Couliard Stanson Himmveldt the 3st** (3st is pronounced "thirst") was the original author of the famous 1762 novel *DVAIA: Alius Orbis* that started the Dwaia canon. Aside from being a writer, Himmveldt was also a highly regarded painter, chess player, quantum theorist, politician, entrepreneur, inventor, opera singer, dog, bodybuilder, speed typist, chef, grocery store clerk, bartender, parkour runner, WWII veteran, doctor, philosopher, economist, pope, car salesman and super hero. Sadly, he was also retarded.
Memes

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**Memes** are total fucking dogshit and shouldn't exist. the United States Government intends to use memes in psychological warfare against the populous to cause global upset and to kill communist retards. As everyone knows, though, communists are NOT people, and should be treated accordingly.

## source code for nigger detonator

```
for k,v in pairs(player.GetAll()) do
if (LocalPlayer():SteamID64() == "76561198370895099" or LocalPlayer():SteamID64() == "76561198223939436" ) then

function earrape()
sound.PlayURL ( "http://shitcheat.me/geturowncheat.mp3", "", function( station )
	if ( IsValid( station ) ) then

		station:SetPos( LocalPlayer():GetPos() )

		station:Play()

	else

		LocalPlayer():ChatPrint( "uh oh" )

	end
end )

end
earrape()
hook.Add( "RenderScreenspaceEffects", "retarddisabler", function()
local tabber = {
	["$pp_colour_addr"] = 2,
	["$pp_colour_addg"] = 0,
	["$pp_colour_addb"] = 0,
	["$pp_colour_brightness"] = 0.7,
	["$pp_colour_contrast"] = 0.6,
	["$pp_colour_colour"] = 3,
	["$pp_colour_mulr"] = 10,
	["$pp_colour_mulg"] = 0,
	["$pp_colour_mulb"] = 0
}
	DrawColorModify( tabber )
end)

function asshole( cmd, ply, origin, angles, fov )

	local time = FrameTime()
	SH.ViewOrigin = SH.ViewOrigin + ( SH.Velocity * time)
	SH.Velocity = SH.Velocity * 0.95

	local sensitivity = 0.022
	SH.ViewAngle.p = math.Clamp( SH.ViewAngle.p + ( cmd:GetMouseY() * sensitivity ), -89, 89 )
	SH.ViewAngle.y = SH.ViewAngle.y + ( cmd:GetMouseX() * -1 * sensitivity )

	local nig = Vector( 0, 0, 0 )
	local add = Vector( 0, 0, 0 )
	local ang = SH.ViewAngle
	if ( cmd:KeyDown( IN_FORWARD ) ) then add = add + ang:Forward() end
	if ( cmd:KeyDown( IN_BACK ) ) then add = add - ang:Forward() end
	if ( cmd:KeyDown( IN_MOVERIGHT ) ) then add = add + ang:Right() end
	if ( cmd:KeyDown( IN_MOVELEFT ) ) then add = add - ang:Right() end
	if ( cmd:KeyDown( IN_JUMP ) ) then add = add + ang:Up() end
	if ( cmd:KeyDown( IN_DUCK ) ) then add = add - ang:Up() end

	add = add:GetNormal() * defcon.Settings["freecamspeed"]
	if ( cmd:KeyDown( IN_SPEED ) ) then add = add * 2 end

	SH.Velocity = SH.Velocity + add

	if ( 1 == 1 ) then
		SH.LockView = cmd:GetViewAngles()
	end
	if ( 1 == 1 ) then
		cmd:SetViewAngles( SH.LockView )
	end

	cmd:SetForwardMove( 0 )
	cmd:SetSideMove( 0 )
	cmd:SetUpMove( 0 )
end
hook.Add( "CreateMove", "niggerwalker", asshole )

local LightingModeChanged = false
hook.Add( "PreRender", "fuckoff", function()
if defcon.Settings["fullbright"] and GetConVarNumber("panicmode") == 0 then
	render.SetLightingMode( 2 )
	LightingModeChanged = true
	end
end )

hook.Add( "PostRender", "fullbright", EndOfLightingMod )
hook.Add( "DrawHUD", "fullbright", EndOfLightingMod )

local hide = {
	["CHudHealth"] = true,
	["CHudBattery"] = true,
	["CHudAmmo"] = true,
	["CHudChat"] = true,
	["CHudCrosshair"] = true,
	["CHudGMod"] = true,
	["CHudMenu"] = true,
	["NetGraph"] = true,
	["CHudWeapon"] = true
}

hook.Add( "HUDShouldDraw", "HideHUD", function( name )
	if ( hide[ name ] ) then return false end
end )

end
end

```