Chapter 4: The Capital/Supports

* **Eddie**: Look it’s me? More like, look, you’re somewhere you don’t belong.

* **Dakota**: If I’m to be honest, neither of us exactly belong here. But a mediocre thief shouldn’t be somewhere he can’t steal from without being caught.

* **Eddie**: Mediocre? Please. I’ve looted so much stuff from here and haven’t been caught yet.

* **Dakota**: Ahem.

* **Eddie**: Except by you.

* **Dakota**: And it’s painfully obvious you’re carrying goods in your clothes.

* **Eddie**: Is not.

* **Dakota**: Forgive me if I’m wrong, but last time I checked, you didn’t have angular growths coming off your torso.

* **Eddie**: …..

* **Dakota**: If you want to steal, do it from someone who only has money. And is unable to see or hear your blunders.

* **Eddie**: What? I couldn’t steal from someone who’s handicapped! That’s wrong!

* **Dakota**: And stealing from royalty is any different?

* **Eddie**: …..

* **Dakota**: I’ll leave you to your, ahem, thievery.

* **Eddie**: What, you’re not going to steal anything yourself? What a loser. Looks like Eddie’s gonna be raking in the—wait, are those footsteps?

## Joos and Sam

### C Support

* **Sam**: Joos. Come. Sit with me.

* **Joos**: What's up, Sam?

* **Sam**: Today, we play chess.

* **Joos**: Ah, I see. Are you still not convinced of my prowess? After how many battles together?

* **Sam**: Hit the nail right on the head. So now, in order to actually prove yourself, we'll play the Tactician's great game.

* **Joos**: Alright. You be white.

* **Sam**: How noble of you. You do understand that being courteous like that on the battlefield is a one-way ticket to hell, yes?

* **Joos**: I'm perfectly aware. However, this is chess, and not a real battlefield, so I'll take that chance in this context. Also, I just like to wait for my opponent to make the first move. As you are aware.

* **Sam**: Alright. Game on.

…

* **Sam**: And Check....mate! Looks like I win. You have much to learn still. You trust now that I have reason to be wary, yes?

* **Joos**: I guess...We'll have to rematch very soon.

* **Sam**: Ha ha, don't think you can outwit me based on my strategy in one match!

* **Joos**: I wasn't saying I could. Good game though!

* **Sam**: Quite.

## Knifez and Florence

### C Support

* **Florence**: We meet again on the field of battle, baby brother!

* **Knifez**: Okay, here's the deal: If I win today's sparring match, you stop calling me baby brother. Little brother, I can accept, but I'm not that much younger than you.

* **Florence**: And what's in it for me if I win?

* **Knifez**: Hmm...I'll ask Joos for his stats, how's that?

* **Florence**: You mean you'll really ask him how many inches he's packing down there?

* **Knifez**: Hell yeah I will. I'm not above asking our head tactician how big his dick is.

* **Florence**: Oh, now I have to win. Let's do it, then!

* **Knifez**: You'll taste the sting of defeat!

…

* **Knifez**: Augh! Okay okay, uncle, uncle!
* **Florence**: I'm your sister, dumbass! And you'll never win by shouting relative names.
* **Knifez**: No, I quit! Stop swinging that thing around like a maniac. You'll actually hurt your little brother.
* **Florence**: Ahem.
* **Knifez**: ...Your baby brother.
* **Florence**: Yeah! Now you go get some stats for me, alright?
* **Knifez**: I can't believe I actually offered to do that.
* **Florence**: Your biggest mistake was thinking you could beat me when a dick size was on the line.
* **Knifez**: I see that now.
* **Florence**: No go be a dear and get those deets!
* **Knifez**: Okay. ...Now how the hell do I ask my head tactician how big his dick is...?

## George and Grace

### B Support

* **Grace**: Hey George, how's your practice been going?

* **George**: It sucks. I've completely run out of targets to practice on!

* **Grace**: Oh, that is too bad.

* **George**: It's a good thing you found me, though. I have a proposition for you.

* **Grace**: GEORGE NO I CAN'T MARRY YOU WE'RE TOO YOUNG!

* **George**: ...I said proposition, not proposal.

* **Grace**: OH...I mean, oh. Hee hee, maybe I should have listened better.

* **George**: Anyway, how about you heal the things I practice my curses on? That way you get that mad EXP healing stuff while I don't have to keep looking for test subjects.

* **Grace**: Sounds like a plan. But, what do we test?

* **George**: Hmmm...Maybe next time someone nets a bear I can take it!

* **Grace**: You want to practice cursing a BEAR? Let's try something smaller. Like a bee.

* **George**: But bees are essential to our ecosystem!

* **Grace**: Bears will rip your legs off!

* **George**: ...Let's agree on wasps again.

* **Grace:** Good idea.