Lunch at the Skywalker home/Qui-Gon's deal with Watto

Here's how the lunch at the Skywalker home and Qui-Gon's deal with Watto in *Brian and the Eeveelution Family's Adventures of Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace*.

[Then it cross wipes back to Tatooine where the sandstorm continues to rage on and inside the Skywalker house, we see everyone eating lunch inside]

Shmi Skywalker: All slaves have a transmitter place inside their bodies somewhere. [she pours some drinks in some cups]

R2-D2: [beeping]

Anakin Skywalker: I've been working on a scanner trying to locate mine.

Shmi Skywalker: Any attempt to escape.....

Anakin Skywalker: And it blow you up! [slams his hand on the table] BOOM!

Jar Jar Binks: How wude.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, that makes total sense.

Bubbles: It's an awful way to live.

Padmé Amidala: I can't believe there's still slavery in the galaxy. The republic says anti-slavery laws are....

Shmi Skywalker: The republic doesn't exist out here. We must survive on our own.

[Then Jar Jar uses his tongue to aim and catches and eats a fruit as everyone turns and notices this]

Jar Jar Binks: (Gulps) Excuse me.

Anakin Skywalker: Has anybody ever seen a pod race?

Qui-Gon Jinn: They have Podracing on Malastane. Very fast, very dangerous. [eats some food]

Anakin Skywalker: I'm the only human who can do it.

Qui-Gon Junn: You must have Jedi reflexes, if you race pods.

[Jar Jar then grabs another fruit but Qui-Gon grabs his tongue.]

Jar Jar Binks: [gasps]

Qui-Gon Jinn: Don't do that again.

Puss: Aye. Very inappropriate, amigo.

Jar Jar Binks: Yeh!

[Qui-Gon lets go of Jar Jar's tongue as he blubbers]

Anakin Skywalker: [to Qui-Gon] You're a Jedi Knight, aren't you?

[Padmé looks at Qui-Gon]

Qui-Gon Jinn: What makes you think that?

Anakin Skywalker: I saw your laser sword. Only Jedi's carry that kind of weapon.

Qui-Gon Jinn: Perhaps I killed a Jedi, and took it from him.

Anakin Skywalker: I don't think so. *No one* can kill a Jedi.

Qui-Gon Jinn: I wish that was so.

Anakin Skywalker: I had a dream that I was a Jedi. I came back here, and freed all the slaves. Have you come to free us?

Qui-Gon Jinn: No. I'm afraid not.

Anakin Skywalker: I think you have. Why else would you be here?

[It was quiet for a second]

Qui-Gon Jinn: I can see there's no fool in you, Anakin.

Brian Griffin: But Anakin, it's very important that you and your mother can't tell anyone you know why we're here.

Qui-Gon Jinn: Yes, Brian is right. We're on our way to Coruscant. The central system of the Republic on a very important mission.

Anakin Skywalker: How did you ended up out here in the outer rim?

Padmé Amidala: Our ship was damaged, and we're stranded here until we can repair it.

Sylveon: And we don't have any of the parts we need to fix it.

Anakin Skywalker: I can help. I can fix *anything*.

Shmi Skywalker: [smiles]

Qui-Gon Jinn: I believe you can.

Chibiusa/Sailor Chibi Mon: But first we need to acquire the parts we need.

Diana: With nothing left to trade.

Olaf: But these junk dealers gotta have some kind of weakness.

Fender Pinwheeler: Yes. But what is it?

Shmi Skywalker: Gambling. Everything here revolves around betting on those awful races.

Qui-Gon Jinn: Podracing. Greed can be a powerful ally.

Little Bear: Oh, well that doesn't sound too bad. All we need is a pod racer and we can get the parts, right?

Blossom: It's more than the racer. You have to win the race, if we're to get the parts.

Anakin Skywalker: I've build a racer. It's the fastest ever. There's a big race tomorrow at Boonta Eve. You can enter my pod.

Shmi Skywalker: Anakin, Watto won't let you.

Anakin Skywalker: Watto doesn't know I've built it. [to Qui-Gon] You can make him think it was *your's*, and get him to let me pilot it for you.

Shni Skywalker: I don't want you to race. It's awful, I die every time Watto makes you do it.

Anakin Skywalker: But Mom, I love it. The prize money would more than pay for the parts they need.

Shmi Skywalker: Anakin.

Duchess: Your mother's right, Anakin. We cannot risk to put you're *own* life in danger.

Judy Hopps: [to Shmi] Isn't there anyone around here friendly to the republic who can help us?

Shmi Skywalker: No.

[It was silent for a moment again]

Anakin Skywalker: Mom, you say the biggest problem in this universe is nobody helps each other.

Padmé Amidala: I'm sure Qui-Gon, Brian, Sylveon, and the others don't want to put your son in danger. We'll find some other way.

Padmé Amidala: No. There is no other way. I may not like it but.... [to Anakin] He can help you. He was *meant* to help you.

[Anakin turns to Qui-Gon as it cross wipes to the city as it is busy again, and it cuts to the group heading to Watto's shop]

Padmé Amidala: Are you sure about this? Trusting our fate to a boy we hardly know? The queen will *not* approve.

Qui-Gon Jinn: The queen doesn't need to know.

Padmé Amidala: Well, *I* don't approve.

[Qui-Gon heads inside the shop]

Watto: The boy tells me you want to sponsor him in the race. How can you do this? Not on the Republic credits, I think.

Qui-Gon: [he shows a hologram of the ship] My ship will be the entry fee.

[Anakin widens his eyes by the ship]

Watto: Oh. Not bad. Not bad, huh? Nubian, huh?

Qui-Gon: It's in good order, except for the parts I need. [he cuts the hologram off]

Watto: What would the boy ride? He smashed up my pod in the last race. It would take some long time to fix it, huh?

Anakin: It wasn't my fault. Really. Sebulba flashed me with his vents. I actually saved the pod, mostly.

Watto: [wheezing] That you did, huh? [chuckles] The boy's good. No doubts there, huh?

Qui-Gon: I have acquired a pod in a game of chance. The fastest ever built.

Watto: I hope you didn't kill anyone I know for it, huh? [laughs] So, you supply the pod and the entry fee, and I supply the boy, we split the winnings uhm... 50-50 I think, huh?

Qui-Gon: If it's going to be 50-50, I suggest *you* front the cash for the entry If we win... you keep all the winnings, minus the cost of the parts I need. And if we lose, you keep my ship. Either way, you win.

[Watto thinks for a minute as Qui-Gon turns to Anakin, and Anakin turns to Qui-Gon. And Qui-Gon turns back to Watto]

Watto: Deal!

[They high five on it as Qui-Gon leaves]

Watto [to Anakin]: Your friend is a foolish one, methinks.

[Anakin crosses his arms as it cross wipes back on the ship]