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"Tree" Luxler

Tree Luxler is a resident of Lower Duck Pond.

## **Biography**

*Tree has lived her entire life in Lower Duck Pond and is fond of the residents.*

**Early life**

Tree was born into a family of 2. She encountered her first snake at 3 and her first parrot at 7.

### **Adult life**

Although not quite an adult yet, Tree has had to grow up quickly due to being kicked out of THHS, she has come back to the town.

She has had to make a living off of stealing and selling exotic reptiles, amphibians, and birds off the streets. This has not been successful quite yet. She is now attending LDP High

## **Personality**

Tree is a money-hungry animal lover. She only tries to be helpful when the topic refers to animals or herself. Otherwise, she is completely useless. However, she is now attempting to be more positive and polite to people.

## **Appearance**

Tree is a short, chubby girl of high school age. She likes to style her medium length dark hair into pigtails and wear a long red coat, even in the summertime.

## **Hobbies**

Tree is very passionate about herpetology. She also likes to read about reptiles and draw portraits of her animals. Tree can play the piano, violin, and harmonica, but will only do so as a last resort. She has also mastered the art of baton twirling.

## **Trivia**

* Tree's birthday is on National Reptile Day
* She sells reptiles all over the town.
	+ She accepts cash, gold coins, baked goods, and animal food as payment
Derick Eisleigh

Oswald Eisleigh(Brother)

Carl Eisleigh(Son)

Hans Eisleigh(Son)

Jennifer Eisleigh(Wife)

Derick Eisleigh is the 5th of John Eisleigh IV and Mary Eisleigh's children. He is the brother of Oswald Eisleigh, the husband of Jennifer Eisleigh, and the father of Carl Eisleigh and Hans Eisleigh.

Derick Eisleigh is shorter, plumper, and is a great bit more socialable than his brother. He works as a Mechanic, and will give a discount to anyone he knows personally, as in, anyone. He doesn't like his brother Oswald and doesn't get along well with him. Derick often can be seen with smudges of car grease all over his clothes.
Lola San

Serpiente De La Selva

### Relatives

Pedro, Juan, Emanuel, Patricio, Benjamin De Fuentas, Jose, Eduardo, Arturo, Carlos, Alejandro, Maria De Santa, Juana, Rosa, Yolanda, Leticia, Silvia, and Glayds (All Cousins)
Louda Martinez (Aunt)

Dany (Daniel) San (Younger Brother)

Mirna San (Mother)

Liam Ludvig San (Father)

### Occupation

Freelance Part-TimeLiquor Store Employee Part-Time

## Physical description

### Eye color

Brown

**Lola San**is a Lower Duck Pond citizen, recovering alcoholic, has a criminal record, is suspected to run with The Guatemalan Mafia.

## Clothing

Lola always wears one of two flannels she owns, either red or green plaid. Always wears dirty worn blue jeans. Always has a dirty white wife beater on. Only wears flip flops. She'll occasionally where a snap back hat w/ back mesh, a writing on the front that says Surprise B😝tch on it. Rarely wears a black flannel and tan chinos (special occasions).

## Early Life

Lola comes from a dysfunctional family. Her father Liam Ludvig San is a violent alcoholic with a criminal record for physical altercations. Lola was disowned by her family at 14 when her sexuality was discovered. She was forced out and into her Aunt Louda Martinez's home.

Lola dropped out of high school and became a run away at 15. From 15-19 years of age Lola's where abouts become spotty. Records show a number of arrests and detainment ranging from Guatemala, Brazil, Mexico, Cuba, Republic of the Congo and Russia. No significant amount of prison time is documented in these countries and the arrest records are spotty about this as well.

## Life In Lower Duck Pond

Lola moved into the general downtown area in July 2012.

### Homeless

Lola spent most of her time up until September 2015 homeless. During her homeless period she committed a string of petty crimes. Most being petty thefts, public intoxication and domestic disputes. Lola picked up a tire iron during this time and a fixation for White Rum.

### Home Owner

Lola moved into a strange traditional Japanese shack in an alleyway September 2015. Not much is known how the home had arrived to it's destination in the LDP area. Lola suspects her aunt Louda had something to do with the home arriving in it's area.

Shortly after becoming a homeowner Lola became a bit of a shut in. Lola would almost never leave the home unless she needed to get food. She became severely depressed during this time and had dropped contact with most people she knew.

In September 2018 Lola started attending therapy at her Aunt Louda's insistence. Lola became active in the LDP community after November 2018 after her therapist coaxed her.

### A Change

Lola started attending AA in the LDP area when she became official with Cora Springsteen. As of January 18, 2019 Lola has stopped drinking liquor. Lola began trying to be a more positive force for her girlfriend now fiance.
Rebecca McQuentin

Nathanial McQuentin (son)

Rebecca McQuentin is a resident of Lower Duck Pond

## Character Story

Rebecca has lived in Lower Duck Pond for the past 5 years, when her husband John was hired at St. Magdalene's Hospital.

She has two children. Samantha, who is 11 months old, and Nathaniel who is 4. She had terrrible medical problems while pregnant with Samantha, forcing her to remain on bedrest for nearly 6 months.

Rebecca works as an Office Administrator part time, but plans to go back to full time once Samantha is a little older.

## Personality

Rebecca loves her children above all else, and can occassionally be a little selfish when it comes to them. She is a fast talker, and loves to gossip.

## Trivia

* Her husband has a top-secret, world-famous barbeque sauce recipe.
* She was created by u/echobrishell on May 15th, 2019.
Chasey Casanova

Chasey Casanova, also referred to as C. Casanova, Angel Casanova or simply Cas, is a resident in Lower Duck Pond. He is portrayed by u/ICanSpellKyrgyzstan.

He is sixteen years old and lives alone in the old Casanova mansion.

## **Statistics**

Full name: Ángel Azul Casanova

Height: Six feet, two inches (190cm)

Weight: 141 pounds (64 kg)

Eye color: Blue

Hair color: Brown

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Heterosexual

Address: 66 St. George’s Road, LDP

Birthplace: Yuma, Arizona, United States

Known Relatives: Leonardo Casanova (great great grandfather), Iago Casanova (father), Karen Casanova (mother)

## **Appearance**

Casanova is very tall and thin with medium length brown hair and blue eyes. He is well known for having many different pairs of shoes and always keeping his style nice. Casanova is very attractive but since he has low self esteem, he does not carry himself that way. He enjoys wearing sweatshirts of famous racing teams like Mazdaspeed, Nismo, and Ralliart.

## **Family and Early life**

Chasey Casanova was born on June 15th, 2004 in Yuma, Arizona. He moved to Albuquerque, New Mexico at age 8 months and then moved to LDP in 2009. His parents are divorced. His father lives in Phoenix, and he isn't in contact with his mom.

## **Work**

Casanova works as a pancake delivery driver at Carla's Pancake Place. He is known to be very good at his job and is very passionate about driving his Miata around LDP to deliver pancakes.

## **Romantic involvement**

Despite his name, Casanova does not frequently date. He does not like commitment, which is one of his downfalls, and he is afraid of breaking someone’s heart. He knows that there is a certain girl that holds a candle for him, but is afraid of breaking her heart.

## **The Casanova Mansion**

The Casanova Mansion is a white mansion on 66 St. George’s Road. The mansion was apparently his ancestor's, but it was lost throughout the years. Casanova has repurchased the mansion, and it now belongs to the Casanova family again.

Casanova got a good deal on the place because no one wanted to buy it, and he suspects the place might be haunted. At around 3 am screams and creepy organ music can be heard, even though there is no organ in the place.

The Casanova mansion was constructed in 1866-1869. It has 10 bedrooms and six bathrooms. It is well known for the 19 people who have gone missing with their affiliation with the manor.

## **Trivia**

* Casanova is very interested in cars and drives a 1999 Mazda Miata. He often enjoys undeground street racing battles on the mountain roads outside LDP, and often travels to other towns to throw down with the locals. His Miata's nickname is Cosmo.
* Casanova has a naturally inquiring mind, which can sometimes get him into trouble.
* Casanova is afraid of the number 50, the third floor of the Casanova Mansion, and twenty-sided dice.
* Casanova has a great singing voice, but he does not like singing in front of an audience. He can also play the guitar and the piano.
* His favorite song is “Te Robaré” by Prince Royce. He can also speak Spanish.
Randall F. Chirilov

A hard-to-come-by photo of Randall using a specially-designed mirrorless camera.

## Physical description

### Eye color

Maroon

Randall Fredrickson Chirilov (usually stylized as Randall F. Chirilov) is one of few known vampires in Lower Duck Pond. He owns a glass and ceramic objects store known as *The Glasshole,* which owns a central building across from the New Old Mill, and has a smaller store inside of the center. He lives in a small house on the corner of 5th Street and Waterwatch Curve.

Currently, his main glass store is closed due to damages from a tornado.

## Trivia

* He celebrates his birthday on May 5th, even though it is completely unknown.
* He was born and raised in Romania.

* He doesn't like the taste of human's blood, preferring to donate it to charity, instead killing local livestock at night.
* His glasses are almost 3 inches thick due to a severe glass accident that happened in 2012.
* He has a pet gerbil named Ross.
Lower Duck Pond

Lower Duck Pond is a small town, hidden away in a rarely visited part of the world. It has a popular online forum, r/havewemet, where many of the townfolk talk to one another and discuss what has been happening in town. It's near several other towns, such as Upper Duck Pond and Rosewater.

## History

Lower Duck Pond was apparently founded by several founding fathers, one of them being a man named Groose Ponderosa.

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## Locations

There are many locations within and around Lower Duck Pond. The following are some of them, in alphabetical order:

Duck Pond: a pond that might or might not exist.

Duck Pond Parkway: a long strip of highway that runs through Lower Duck Pond. Pretty much abandoned. There are tunnels underneath where shady business sometimes takes place.

Hecate's Hearth: a store, owned by Moon Blossom.

Lower Duck Pond Museum of History: the main museum of Lower Duck Pond. Exhibits include at least one (1) ancient frog.

Maidenburger: A heavy metal and horror themed burger joint on Main Street.

Master Lock: The locksmith and security shop of the town, owned by Quinn Masters. Located on the Marina.

Paradise Mall: an old abandoned mall next to Duck Pond Parkway. Part of the Paradise initiative, meant to bring tourism to Lower Duck Pond.

Paulie's Bar: a bar with live music. 'The best bar in town', according to Louis, although saying that might just be in his contract, as he is employed at Paulie's.

Pradis: a popular nightclub. Part of the Paradise initiative, and its sole surviving business.

The Procrastinating Statue: a statue in front of an aviary. The statue is widely disliked by almost everyone.

Ricci's Pizza: an apparently popular pizza store owned by Matteo Ricci.
Peter O'Hara

Peter playing baseball

Clint(Step-dad)

Alyssa(sister)

Lindsey(sister)

Isla(sister)

Joseph(brother)

Marian(sister)

Arielle(step-sister)

Parker(step-brother)

Peter Jeffrey O'Hara is a 17 year old junior at Richland High School. He is dating sophomore Tzviya Freudenthal and he is on the Richland High varsity baseball team.

## Early Life

Peter was born in Lock Haven, Pennsylvania in 2002, to Alaina and Dale O'Hara. When he was five, his parents got divorced and he moved with his dad, his brother, Joey, and his sister, Lindsey, to Oklahoma City, while his mom and other siblings moved to Childress, Texas, to be with Peter's maternal grandmother. When he was 10, Alaina got remarried and Dale and Alaina decided to move closer together so their kids could see both parents. They all moved to Lower Duck Pond and Peter, Lindsey and Joey moved in with Alaina and her new husband, Clint, and their siblings and new step-siblings. Dale moved into a condo in Lower Duck Pond and his kids stay with him on the weekends. He lives with his girlfriend, Annie.

## Current Life

Peter has been on the varsity baseball team at Richland High since his freshman year. He met Tzviya at school when she was a freshman and he was a sophomore. They started dating in October of his sophomore year.
Rhodey Thompson

Rhodey Thompson is a resident of Lower Duck Pond.

## Character Story

Rhodey has lived in Lower Duck Pond for three years. She worked as the Secondary Assistant Head Librarian at the local library until her very abrupt removal from the position a short while ago.

Rumors are circulating that she was removed for suggesting an organizational system other than the beloved and official Dewey Decimal System.

Now unemployed, Rhodey is searching for a new hobby and source of income.

## Personality

She is very sweet, if not a bit naive. She has a habit of taking figurative phrases quite literally. She enjoys thrifting and volunteering at animal shelters in her free time.

## Trivia

She was created by u/catcollectorx on May 7, 2019.
Ditch Parties

A prime location for a ditch party

Ditch Parties are a somewhat common type of party in Lower Duck Pond.

## History

The first ditch party was held on February 22nd, organized by Ezra Blackwoode. It soon devolved into a bit of a mess, with people getting high and passing out in the ditch. Since this first party, several more have taken place, including the infamous one on Seagull Beach, near Rosewater.

## Location

Ditch parties are held in, well, ditches. There are several ditches in Lower Duck Pond that qualify, such as the one by the Target, the one by the Walmart, and the one near Duck Pond Parkway, by the 7-Eleven. There's also at least one on Seagull Beach, that might have been dug specifically to hold a ditch party in.

## Traditions

There are several ditch party traditions. These include:

* Getting high on LSD
* Drinking Slurpees
* Ping-pong
Nevaeh Mansfield

**Nevaeh Gwyneth Mansfield** (born November 30th, 1994) is a newer citizen of Lower Duck Pond. She owns Great Vibrations: Marital Aids and Religious Memorabilia, a sex shop next to the Catholic Church on Harvard. She has a very kind and generous demeanor, with the many sales and discounts she offers at her store. She was raised very religious and still practices these convictions to this day, but is a very non-traditional Christian.

## Early Life

Nevaeh grew up in Australia in her family's mansion. Her father is the heir to the Vegemite empire, and therefor she is the next in line to inherit the fortune. She attended a Christian Day School in her young childhood and graduated with honors from the Brisbane Academy for Young Blonde Women.

## Career

Nevaeh's parents decided to send their daughter to the United States when she had spent a few too many years freeloading off of them in their mansion. They wanted her to either enroll in an American university or start her own business venture. She decided against enrolling in college, and instead decided to open a sex store, because of her belief that the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit want everyone to have a fulfilling sex life.

## Trivia

u/nevaehxo posted Nevaeh's "new to town" post on January 22nd, 2019.

Nevaeh's birthday has changed from her creator's actual birthday to a new one to retain her creator's privacy.
Forestry Road

Part of North Forestry Road

**Forestry Road** is a road located in north-east Lower Duck Pond. The road stretches 5 kilometers and is split in two, South Forestry Road stretching 1 kilometer within the town, and North Forestry Road stretching 4 kilometers in the forest beyond.

1 kilometer from the town on North Forestry Road, Peacebone Cabin is located, currently being the residence of Joe "Other".

At the end of North Forestry Road is Creature Country, the wildlife sanctuary owned and operated by Norman Green.

## History

Forestry Road was constructed in June of 2008 as a way of bridging 1st and 2nd Street in the east of town. The road was later expanded into the forest in 2010 then meant as a relaxing nature-experience with Peacebone Cabin being moved 1 kilometer into the forest along Forestry Road the next year.

In 2012, then Lower Duck Pond mayor ruled the road to be split in two with South Forestry Road meant as a simple way to bridge the far-east section of town and North Forestry Road being intended as the nice relaxing nature-experience it was originally intended as, with things such as park-benches and tables being moved to 1 kilometer intervals as well.

In 2015, local wildlife expert Norman Green opened his wildlife sanctuary called Creature Country on the plot of land adjacent to his house on North Forestry Road. The sanctuary was initially opened as a wildlife facility to train frogs, but has since opened up to all species of animals.
JustJohn

**JustJohn** is a resident of Lower Duck Pond.

## **Biography**

### **Early life**

JustJohn was born in Lower Duck Pond, and his father’s family come from a long line of Duck Ponders. His mum comes from Northern Ireland. JustJohn was an unexpected miracle baby, born when his mum was in her late 40s and his dad already in his early 60s. His parents both suffered from ill health and JustJohn had to act as their carer as a teenager. His parents were loving but not very wealthy, and JustJohn could not afford to attend university, or take time away from his parents. Both have now passed away.

### **Adult life**

JustJohn started working at the Bank after High School. He was for many years a clerk, but has recently become Community Relations Manager. When not working at the bank, JustJohn also has a practice as a cuddle therapist and volunteers at the food bank. After his parent passed, JustJohn briefly joined a cult, but soon extricated himself. He attends summer schools at Southwestern University regularly. JustJohn bought a condo at the Tracey building, but the rest of the development laid empty until Krystal started squatting next door. Payton Carrera also lives in the development.

## **Personality**

JustJohn is politically liberal, but personally uptight. He is extremely neat and tidy, to the extent that he often does Krystal’s housework as he cannot stand her mess. He can be a bit of a know-it-all, but he has a kind heart.

## **Appearance**

JustJohn is 6’3”. He has ginger hair and usually has a moustache. He has blue eyes and freckles.

## **Hobbies**

JustJohn is a keen gardener and has a flower garden at his ground floor condo and a fruit and vegetable community garden.

JustJohn cross stitches pornographic images.
Raincoat Factory Fire

On **May 15th, 2019**, at around 3:00am, the local raincoat factory, which provided jobs for many citizens of Lower Duck Pond, mysteriously burned down. As of now, no one knows what could have led to this fire.

## **Aftermath**

As a result of the sheer mass of jobs lost from the fire, many citizens of Lower Duck Pond have resorted to providing their own services in order to make ends meet, explaining the dramatic increase in garage sales and offers to mow lawns over the weeks immediately following the incident.

## **Investigation**

Currently an investigation is being held by the Sheriff's department to determine the cause of the fire. Though officially labeled as an accident, foul play has not been ruled out and the case will be investigated as such.
Tom's Toffee Torner

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Tom's Toffee Torner is a coffeeshop that doubles as a candy store. It appears that the only reason they sell candy is because otherwise the 'Toffee' in the name would be misleading.

The store is known for their coffee, candy, and Star Wars themed donuts.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/f0z0ng/i\_need\_a\_job/fh0c4p1/?context=3
2. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/ffubt3/where\_should\_i\_eat/fk0twsz?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x
Mila Popovich

**Mila Popovich, aged 56**

Mila Popovich, aged 56, passed away from an aggressive duck attack some time last week after taking a midnight stroll in the park.Her body was found a couple of days later, still in the park, in very bad condition.

Mila was born and raised in Laghetto Più Basso, Italy. She graduated from Del Torro Universitè in water fowl psychology and moved to Lower Duck Pond with her husband Pietro in 1992. Her daughter Mercedes was born in 1993. After Mercedes started kindergarten, Mila rejoined the workforce as a consultant for the Lower Duck Pond Wildlife Conservatory. When her husband passed in 2008, she committed her life to the ducks and opened up the Duckling Orphanage. As of this year she saved and raised 357 Ducklings that became productive members of our community.

She leaves behind a daughter Mercedes, her cousin Samual, and 357 Ducks. She will be missed.

The funeralwill be held today in the park. It is a time of celebration and festivity in honor of this wonderful woman. In lieu of flowers we are asking donations to be made to the Duckling Orphanage and the waterfowl scholarship.
Greensleeves

Greensleeves is a Bar owned by Henry Revilo. He opened it after the mysterious disappearance of his business partner, 'Snakeskin Rich'

As in the name, it is pretty green. The food is guaranteed to be organic.

There is a prevalent Tudor theme and it is famous for it's cocktail "Mary, Queen of Scotch".

It's soon to be speciality is the "Spickliality", a plate of very diverse pickled fruits and vegetables.

It has a partnership with Petes Pickle Paradise, which makes sure that the bar always has a healthy supply of pickled vegetables and fruits.

There is a long standing rivalry between 'Greensleeves' and 'Klippy's Tavern', a bar across the road. Celia Rill ignited the feud when she posted fake reviews of Henry's bar, stating that the 'mead was revolting' and that their famous 'Mary, Queen of Scotch' cocktail, contained 'zero alcohol'.

Current bartender is Mike, alias Sensei Mike
Lower Duck Pond (Station)

The station building in 2018

Lower Duck Pond is a station on the mainline of the LDPRR. It is one of three stations within the town of Lower Duck Pond and is the busiest stops among the three. The building was opened in 1903 with the railroad and was renovated in 1996. The station had an average daily ridership of 784 passengers in 2019.
Ren Wynders

Oliver Depris (Brother)

Katie Wynders (Sister)

Aubreta Wynders (Sister)

**Ren Wynders** (born February 14th, 2004) is an inhabitant of Lower Duck Pond. She is a student at Southcastle Private Academy. She has a curfew of 9pm. She lives with her Mother Lola, and her three sisters. Her parents recently got divorced and her only brother, Oliver moved out of town to live with her father. Her mother is fairly rich, they live on the Wynders Estate (formerly Wynders-Depris Estate), she has never had to worry in her life.

## Personality

Ren has a lot of secrets, only recently getting involved in town life. She would usually stay isolated on the Wynders Estate. Her mother pushes her too hard, but spoils her at the same time, she is the golden child.

Recently she has become more outgoing. Ren likes to help out however she can, her mother was away from the 26th of December - 01th of February, sorting out the divorce, during this time Ren rethought her life, deciding to be a new person, she cut her hair on the third of February, Startling her mother. Her mother has always been very strict only in 2018 did she lower her curfew from 7pm to 9pm.
New Cindengerrbahr

**New Cindengerrbahr** (often referred to as **Cinden**) is a small town located near Lower Duck Pond.

## History

New Cindengerrbahr was originally called Deserta until the name change in 1935.

The name "New Cindengerrbahr" is thought to have been carved in stone by mayor and polyglot Markus Zenon, who came up with it while drunk. The name became an inside joke in the town, and it was so popular that Markus decided to change the town name.

The name is thought to be a combination of the Turkish words "Cinden" ("from the genie") and "Gurba" ("the boy"), and "Cindengerrbahr" means "the boy from the genie." This, however, has not been established.

## Geography

New Cindengerrbahr is a dry, barren desert.

## Sports

New Cindengerrbahr's professional basketball team are the Chinchillas.
Cosmo the Miata

## Background

Cosmo the Miata is the Pancake Place’s delivery car. He is driven by his owner, Angel “Cas” Casanova. The car is seen as a local icon in LDP and is seen driving at all hours of the day, delivering pancakes.

Cosmo is also seen driving through the mountains at night challenging racers to battles.

## Modification

Cosmo was modified for Casanova’s taste. Cosmo is powered by a 246 horsepower naturally aspirated 1800cc engine with individual throttle bodies. To pay for the modifications, Cas would use the shop classroom at Richland high school to fabricate car parts and would take the functional remains of modified cars from the junkyards.

## Build list

New Nagoya Car Parts Standalone ECU

danST Engineering Internal throttle body kit

Custom camshafts and pistons

RS Watanabe R-Type wheels

Garage Vary front lip

Mazda RX-7 FD Mazdaspeed spoiler

Flyin’ Miata coilovers

DND Alcantara steering wheel

Federal RSRR tires

H&R antiroll bars

Flyin’ Miata muffler

Raceland 4-2-1 exhaust headers

Manzo exhaust midpipe

Custom chassis stiffeners

Mazdaspeed roll bar

Custom shift knob

Cobalt short shifter

Custom gauge pod

Custom cup holder (For Tracy’s frappuccinos)

Custom pancake to-go box holder

### Specifications

Height: 47.8 inches (121.4 cm)

Weight: 2,299 pounds (1045 kg)

Age: 22 years (March 11th, 1999)

Owner: Angel “Cas” Casanova

Ethnicity: Evolution Orange

Power: 246 horsepower

Displacement:1800cc
Darren

Darren is a resident of Lower Duck Pond. He is a student in Richland High School.

## **Trivia**

* Darren is the lead singer and guitarist of the band Alien Tigers
* He has dated Tracy for about a year, and they have been known to break up every two weeks and get back together almost immediately after. They eventually broke up for good after he has been cheating with a girl named Lindsey.
Eider Cinema

Eider Cinema is a movie theater in southern Lower Duck Pond.

## **History**

Eider Cinema first opened in 1981, and is still active to this day. It hasn't been renovated since its opening.

## **Eider Cinema Building**

The Eider Cinema building consists of one auditorium, and sells popcorn, soft drinks and candy. A movie ticket costs $7.90.

The movie theater is active from 2:30 pm to 10:30 pm on week days, except for Saturdays when it's open until 2:00 am. The theater is closed on Sundays.

An urban legend says that if a couple kisses on the sixth row they will get married in the future. This legend was made up to sell more tickets.
Morgan René Spiers

## **Biography**

Morgan Spiers was born on December 28, 1968 to a Belgian mother and a German father. He has a younger brother, Manfred, and a niece, Jamie, who he loves dearly. He has no children nor wife, but he takes his job as an educator very seriously and cares for his students as if they were his own family. He is fluent in English, German, and French, and has a working knowledge of Dutch, Chinese, and Portuguese.

### **Early life**

Morgan was born in Brussels, and spent most of his early childhood there. When he got older, he went to college in Paris, where he double majored in history and political science. In his younger years, he was also a bit of a dandy.

### **Adult life**

When he was a young man, Morgan moved to America (much to the chagrin of his parents, who he is no longer on speaking terms with). Once there, he moved to the small town of Lower Duck Pond. He used to live in a barrel by the grocery store because he had no money, but was able to get a job afterwards and move out. He now works as a history teacher at Richland High School.

## **Personality**

Morgan is a gentle, kind man who is somewhat introverted. He is an avid reader and has quite the selection of books at home. He loves to learn new things, but loves to teach even more. He also has somewhat of an orange soda addiction.

## **Hobbies**

Morgan enjoys reading, studying history, learning languages, and interacting with his students. He picked up crocheting a while ago, but still has a lot to learn before he's ready to actually make anything.
Rowley's Fudge Factory

**Rowley's Fudge Factory** is a business in Lower Duck Pond owned by Rowley Fledgerson.

Rowley's Fudge Factory has a no-fly zone around the premises, which was eventually lifted after Rupert Murnane harassed Rowley through letters and midnight phone calls. They primarily sell fudge, but also sell chocolates and candies.
Piranha

Piranha is an eccentric zookeeper that has lived in Lower Duck Pond all his life. Piranha is bilingual, knowing both Finnish and Lower Duck Pond English.

## **Biography**

Piranha's life immediately got off to a rough start, to say the least. He was born in Lower Duck Pond Municipal Hospital, which was kind of a mess. At the age of three hours old, he was bitten by a German cockroach. Some say this is what started his fanatical love for animals, others say it gave him lung damage.

After high school, he went to the University of Hawai'i, where he got a degree in marine biology. He went back to Lower Duck Pond after a 2 year "sabbatical", and joined the quickly-growing Willowbrook Zoo upon his return home.

Soon, he became engaged to a woman he was dating, but eventually they broke up. Since then, Piranha has become a silent bedrock of the community. The people who interact with him describe him as being shy and very interested in animals. Today, he is playing video games like an EPIC GAMER and cleaning up gazelle shit.

## **Trivia**

* He is one of the town's few Catholics, with most either some other form of Christian or worshipping some kind of animal.
* For a couple years he returned to his ancestral homeland of Finland for marine studies and to spy on the Finnish communist party.
Goose Mountain

The **Goose Mountain** ski resort is the region's premier skiing and snowboarding destination. Located on the slopes of Goose Mountain just over an hour and a half outside of Lower Duck Pond, Goose Mountain offers some of the greatest snow on earth[citation needed], with an annual average snowfall of nearly 360 inches. Covering over 650 acres, the Resort offers 71 runs, 8 chair lifts (including a new high-speed quad), 2 surface lifts, terrain park, and a 15 run TUBETACULAR Snow Tube Park.

## History:

Despite its name, Goose Mountain hasn't had a goose population since the early 1700s.

The Ski resort has been a pillar of the local ski scene since the 1970s. In the early 80s, the original owner died in an avalanche and left the park to its current owner Leo.

## Refrences:

1. ↑ https://old.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/ep2e93/powder\_alert\_fresh\_dry\_snow\_at\_goose\_mountain/fegubgs/
2. ↑ https://old.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/dmxkim/2019\_winter\_season\_ski\_passes\_now\_available\_for/f564dsi/
3. ↑ https://old.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/dmxkim/2019\_winter\_season\_ski\_passes\_now\_available\_for/f571dzr/
4. ↑ https://old.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/dmxkim/2019\_winter\_season\_ski\_passes\_now\_available\_for/f580elv/
Aryeh Freudenthal

Tzviya(Sister)

Hadassah(Sister)

Aryeh Sacha Freudenthal is a middle school student at Teirnan Middle School. His parents are Aaron and Zoya, and he has an older and younger sister, Tzviya and Hadassah. The family owns two dogs, Getty and Ozo.

## Life Before Lower Duck Pond

Aryeh was born in 2007 in Santa Maria, California. In 2010, the family moved to Lower Duck Pond.
Gordy Flavin

Gale Carrera

Chrestine

Marina Leonardis

Auntie Louise

Collin Mallard

Margot O'Hara

Louis Polak

Pete Stamper

Garret C. Stoneman

Quentin Wells

Harold Casper Willis

Keith Nicholson

**Gordon Lee Flavin** (born November 30, 1984), called **Gordy** by most people, is a resident of Lower Duck Pond.  He currently works from home as an artist, and makes paintings in a variety of styles to sell online or to local clients.  In addition, he often paints houses to earn extra money.

## **Early Life**

Gordy was born to Nora Grant of Lower Duck Pond, the result of an affair between her and married businessman Earl Thomas Flavin.  Gordy was raised by his mother alone, and never met his father until age fifteen.  He attended Central High School, where he discovered his talent for painting but also struggled academically and socially.  Before graduating he had resorted to alcohol to cope with depression, leading to an addiction that he struggled with for years.

## **Adult Life**

After high school Gordy began working at an auto repair shop, a job he kept for fourteen years.  During this time he continued struggling with alcoholism, but managed to meet his future wife, Cheryl, at work.  Gordy mainly credits her with helping him recover from dependency and depression.  Although the two were married just a few years, they still keep in touch regularly and Gordy considers her to be one of his best friends.

After the divorce, Gordy decided to reinvent himself and was ready to pursue his lifelong dream of being an artist.  With his savings he bought a ticket to Iceland where he studied under famous painter Kristján Vilhjalmsson.  After a few months he returned to Lower Duck Pond, ready to make his mark as a local artist.

## **Trivia**

* Gordy developed his friendly, outgoing personality rather recently.  He has stated it is because he wants to be a positive influence to those who need one.
* Gordy has long expressed a desire to have a "Creatives Club" in Lower Duck Pond, where artists can discuss their work and collaborate with each other.  In early 2020, he was able to organize a community art show in an effort to bring artists together. Eventually he would form such a club, meeting Sunday afternoons to discuss art and general creative hobbies.
* Pete Stamper is currently Gordy's housemate.
* It is quite obvious to many that he has lingering feelings for Cheryl, his ex-wife, however he has made strides to move on as of late.
* In the latter part of 2020, he adopted an orange tabby named Toulouse, who "is not very affectionate. At all."
* His hobbies include to no surprise, painting, but also hiking, gardening, video and board games, and fantasy and scifi novels.
* Gordy has three half-siblings -all from his father- and has several nieces and nephews.
Jane Carroll

Jane Carroll is a self-proclaimed artisan dentist. She is quick to criticize other dentists and thinks anyone who went to dental school is a quack.

## Early Life

Jane was born in Lower Duck Pond but left when she was 18 to go dental school. Two years later she had returned. She refused to talk about those two years and insists that she never went to dental school and is entirely self taught.

## Jane and Apprentice's Artisan Dentistry

Not long after returning to Lower Duck Pond, Jane met Karlito. He was also planning on leaving to go to dental school, but Jane convinced him dental schools are a scam and she would teach him herself. In 2008 they opened a practice together called Jane and Apprentice's Artisan Dentistry. They worked well together for several years; however, trouble began brewing when Karlito started experimenting with his own techniques, which Jane actively tried to discourage. It came to a head in September of 2018 when Karlito requested that he be considered an equal partner and have his name on the sign. Jane refused, so Karlito left to become a freelancer. He now practices dentistry out of the back of a 2002 Nissan Quest Minivan.

## Jane's Artisan Dentistry

In November of 2018, Jane resumed her dental practice again on her own. Responding to a roommates wanted ad by Sam the Community College Student, she moved in to a small plywood shack on 13th and Pine. She advertised this as a "new location" of Jane's Artisan Dentistry and seems reluctant to acknowledge that it was ever called anything else.

The shed has no power, which Jane considers a plus as she believes electricity can give you electricity poisoning. She uses no power tools and all of her water comes from the freshwater lagoon nearby. She offers tooth painting and carving, among other services. She decorates her half of the shed with strings of particularly interesting teeth.

## The Carroll Home for Town Members Who've Forgotten Who They Are

After an influx of people with memory loss wandering the town, Jane opened the Carroll Home for Town Members Who've Forgotten Who They Are in January 2019. The Home consists of several hastily-built huts near the freshwater lagoon. Residents are responsible for maintaining their individual hut. They are given free dental care and are sometimes seen working for Jane in her dental practice. Some suspect Jane is using them for free labor or to test new dental procedures on. Jane denies these claims. Any residents who do not remember their names are given a new one. This name is usually Karlito. Jane says there is "no particular reason" for this; "it's just a neat name. Who wouldn't want to be named Karlito?"
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Eternal Health Chiropractic

Eternal Health Chiropractic is the Chiropractic office run by Charles Mardin.

It is located a few streets west of downtown Lower Duck Pond.

The services offered include but are not limited to:

* General chiropractic adjustments
* Guided meditations
* Chalkral re-alignment and purification
* Licensed therapeutic massage.

The basement of the building is where Charles Mardin operates his cult out of.
Jansen H. Oortens

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**Jansen Heinrick Oortens** is a resident of Lower Duck Pond and an archivist at the Lower Duck Pond Library.

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### **Life in Lower Duck Pond**

After moving to Lower Duck Pond in 2018, Oortens soon found a position at the Lower Duck Pond Library as an archivist.

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2nd Annual RV Show and Orgy

**The 2nd Annual RV Show and Orgy** was an event organized by the Ottohaus RV and Marine Supercenter that took place on February 8th, 2020.

## History

on February 3rd, 2020, Patrick Barber-Moore posted about the 2nd Annual RV Show and Orgy for the first time. In this post , general information was given about the event. It was to take place at the Lower Duck Pond Convention Center, on February 8th 2020, from noon until midnight. The reason for the event was that the previous year, the Convention Center already had an orgy planned when the RV Show wanted a spot there. Compromises were made, and both were held at the same time. Visitors were asked to bring '[themselves], adequate protection, a donation to the foodbank, and if you plan on taking advantage of the low financing rates and show deals, you may want to contact Ottohaus RV and Marine Supercenter ahead of time for what documentation you may need.'

Notable guest performers included Slipknot, Ed Sheeran, ten burlesque groups, Dr. Shan Panjeet, and Betty Simpson. It was sponsored by Trojan, Jayco, KY, Winnebago, We-Vibe and Dometic.

## Reception

Reactions to the event were mixed. Some people showed support, others showed disgust, others were suprised the event existed in the first place.

Louis wrote, 'What? Do people really go to this kind of event? Are orgies really advertised so openly? Just... what?'

Lennon wrote, 'I’m conflicted. I love any type of car, but I’m not that into sex with people I don’t know well.'

Krystal wrote, 'I'll be there! Having an orgy is impossible without me! You'll all be glad to know that I am newly std free!' Many others also reported that they would attend.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/eya3mg/2nd\_annual\_rv\_show\_and\_orgy/
2. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/eya3mg/2nd\_annual\_rv\_show\_and\_orgy/fgg56ft?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x
3. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/eya3mg/2nd\_annual\_rv\_show\_and\_orgy/fgg8ndj/?context=3
4. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/eya3mg/2nd\_annual\_rv\_show\_and\_orgy/fgh730p?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x
Barry Maneley

**Barry Maneley** is an inhabitant of Lower Duck Pond.

## Personal Life

Barry lives in a hole underground, and has often referred to himself as a "mole-man". He wears goggles to protect his eyes from the sun.

Barry once ordered too many "ox-cubes" in 2006, which he often gives to Rupert Murnane to help with his gravy baths.

Barry loves to collect batteries, but will never say why.
Rustwood Radio Station

Rustwood's radio tower

**The Rustwood Radio Station** is one of Lower Duck Pond's oldest landmarks. It stands next to the river on the west end of town, adjacent to the abandoned mill.

The new radio station on the north end of town recently took up the classic Bluejay Radio name that had been used by Rustwood's deejays until its closure in the early 80's.

Rupert Murnane worked here between the years 1979-1983.

Rustwood broadcasts on 107.7 FM, 89.2 AM, and in the corners of brick and stone buildings constructed in 1919.

The current owner of the station is Ro Piscinam, who inherited the property from her parents.

The newly-renovated station will be re-opened on February 20th by Laila Vee, a local broadcaster. Her show is a weekly news review called "Have We Met?"

**Fun Facts:** Rustwood radio station traditionally broadcasts one hour of silence from 12:30 AM to 1:30 AM, a slot reserved for the late F. F. Harlington, who theatened a dark and terrible vengeance if the spot was ever taken by another deejay after his death.

The first broadcast ever heard from Rustwood was a 1920 children's show called "Listen Close".

Rustwood Station closed in 1984 after owner Fatimah Piscinam set a fire in the studio that destroyed most of the equipment and badly injured three employees. She was charged with arson and attempted manslaughter, but never jailed.
Henry Revilo

Henry Revilo is the owner of the eco-friendly, Tudor-themed bar, 'Greensleeves'. He opened it in 2012, after the mysterious disappearance of his business partner, 'Snakeskin Rich'.

Henry was born in 1976, to parents Frido and Francesca, both Italian immigrants who came to Lower Duck Pond in the 1950s. Henry is uncle to niece, Molly, who attends Catnip High School. He is a quiet man, but isn't afraid to speak his mind if necessary. There is a long standing rivalry between 'Greensleeves' and 'Klippy's Tavern', a bar across the road. Celia Rill ignited the feud when she posted fake reviews of Henry's bar, stating that the 'mead was revolting' and that their famous 'Mary, Queen of Scotch' cocktail, contained 'zero alcohol'.

Henry is a religious man, and regularly attends 'The Church of Wandering Souls', having done so since his teenage years.
Liz Muntz

**Liz Muntz** is a resident of Lower Duck Pond.

## **Biography**

### **Early life**

Lizabella Hydrangea Muntz was born August 2nd, 1994 in Los Angeles. Her parents were high-profile daredevils who performed under the names "The Bridger" and "It's Lenny!", and their performances continued long after Liz's birth. Although her parents often weren't home, Liz found immense popularity at school due to being the daughter of LA's two greatest stuntpeople, and was always out and about, often at her parents' shows, with her friends. Not one to ride anyone's coattails, Liz also made a name for herself in junior high as a bassist and singer-songwriter. She collected vintage records, and played both covers and original songs at local parties. Often she talked about the magic of records, how as soon as the needle was placed on, she would be transported to a different world. She started out with her dad's stash of 60's rock records, but soon expanded her collection to all kinds of music.

### **Adult life**

Liz came to Southwest University for her degree in business at the age of 18. Her carefree personality and love for going wild allowed her to stand out between her stuffy business major friends. She decided to stay in Lower Duck Pond after graduating because she loved the wide array of personalities and friendly faces to be found in the city, and found she fit right in and had made many friends. After a deal with the mall manager, Liz was finally able to start her dream business: open her very own record shop. Now, she mans the counter at her very own Spinnin' Lizzie's, where she can share her love of all sorts of music with all of LDP. While her parents have since retired from stunts, they have opened their very own Muntz Winery just outside of LDP and still perform the occasional stunt for friends and family. She released her first album, *The Radicality of Man*, soon after and went on a summer tour with wild success.

## **Personality**

Liz is an adrenaline-seeking risk-taker and will never back down on the craziest challenges. She's friendly with everyone and often chats with whoever comes into her store to make recommendations or ask for feedback on a song she's writing. She's been described as "a person of highs and lows"-- someone with boundless energy one minute and no will to do any work the next. Although she did have a few relationships in college, most ended badly and she is currently single with no real intention to date again anytime soon. Due to the picking-up of her parents' speech patterns, she always unknowingly throws outdated 80's expressions in her everyday speech.

## **Appearance**

Liz has long, curly light brown hair (with recently-dyed tips) and brown eyes which droop slightly. She is relatively short and thin, and almost always dresses very casually.

## **Hobbies**

Liz's hobbies include music, collecting records and t-shirts, bargaining with weirdos, finding crazy physical challenges to take, and finding the best burrito in the greater LDP area.

## **Trivia**

* Liz and Razor Heart are thinking of collaborating on a new single, to be released on her second album.