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Date: July 16th, 6804

Log Title: Fer Fuck’s sake with these Keys already.

Log Number: 644362

Time span: 12:12:53 – 4:32:12

Time: 12:12:53

*Drinking*, *with other members of the Stormguard/Barnacle Gang/Whatever* (Aliases: two, rising). *Apparently Oli* (Oli Branchlight) *lost his keys to his nuke box* (Artifact: Branchlight Locket – Danger: 5) *and now we need to go see those hags* (Wicker Sisters) *again. Howell* (Howell Yago) *reacted poorly/with disgust* (Pie Incident – Howell)*, have to say I agree those things are gross. Planning what we’re going to do, so far nothing is sticking. Mostly drinking to be honest.*

Time: 12:23:32

*Howell suggests saving one to find out how to de-fey him. Might be a good idea; Jorin* (Jorin Helmborn) *and Oli shoot this down: no way does Turgid Pat* *know how to do that*. *Continue drinking.*

Time: 12:31:29

*~~Antonio Banderas~~ A somewhat garishly dressed, scruffy guy* (Addendum: ID: Pieter Taarudesh) *walks into the bar. Buys some rum from Rosie* (Rosie Burnam)*. Posts up at a chair near the door. First customer I’ve ever seen that wasn’t us or someone looking for us to be honest. I wonder how this place stays open, are we paying for this place?*

Time: 12:43:03

*Middle of a sip, explosion rips the front of the bar, four guards enter, can see two more outside and someone floating* (Addendum: ID: Tirella)*, get told to surrender because we’re surrounded. Howell notes that the Alarm went off, very helpful.* CombatInitiated.

Time: 12:43:09-33

*Howell claims to feel the presence of Vincent*. Unlikely. *Howell claims to see Carmen Sandiago*. Unlikely. *Howell says it’s Orlando Bloom.* Possible.

*Howell then icicles one Guard and stabs another* (Guard 1, 2)*, both are eliminated*. *Jorin and I clean up the other four, see a sizeable amount of guards outside. Jorin fireballs Tirella and Co, then Oli freezes em. More Guards eliminated; Tirella fireballs the bar, Rosie is eliminated, Fela is nearly eliminated, bar and body blocking saves her. Tirella is weak, I run out, punch her to death, run back in. I notice* *Ironstaff Erasmus* (Ironstaff Erasmus, Minister of the Arcane), *tell everyone to get out of dodge.*

*Jorin decides to say behind, we take Fela with us into Howell’s “feyhole” into the feywild.*

Time --:--:--; Feywild, Setting Time to F00:00:00

Time: F00:10:17

*We take a bit of a rest. New guy introduces himself as Pieter, seems a bit rough and tumble, quick on his feet. He takes watch.*

Time: F01:13:31

*We discuss our plan of action. Oli wants to use a code word “Jenga”* (Stored) *for when we should go in and just absolutely murder those ugly bastards.*

Time: F01:34:12

*We arrive, and Howell decides to go around back and sneak in from the upper level, I decide to go in with Oli and Pieter, to establish a united front.*

Time: F01:35:07

*We knock on the door, Oli and the Hag engage in some underwhelming banter, and then Oli says “well why don’t guys play Jenga…”. Wait really? Already? Jesus I wasn’t ready oh god we gotta go I gotta kill these three uhhhh what should I do oh wait I…*

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Engaging Hostiles

Unfolding

Targets Identified: Turgid Pat, Rotting Bertha, Lola Bonewhittle

Time: F01:35:24

Attacking Target: Turgid Pat, All attacks land.

Target Rotting Bertha casts lightning: evaded, Turgid Pat eliminated

Ally Pieter attacks Bertha

Ally Oli attacks Bertha

Ally Howell MIA

Time: F01:35:30

Entering Domicile: Attacking Rotting Bertha, two attacks land

Ally Pieter attacks Rotting Bertha

Rotting Bertha turns ally Pieter into a Newt

Lola Bonewhittle descends stairs, acquired

Lola Bonewhittle casts Finger of Death at Pieter

Ally Oli runs up and blights Lola Bonewhittle

Ally Howell MIA

Time: F01:35:36

Ally Oli Cast another spell on Lola Bonewhittle

Attacking Lola Bonewhittle, executing stun measures: success

Attacking Rotting Bertha, executing stun measures: success

Crushing Newt: Ally Pieter unnewted

Ally Pieter attacks Rotting Bertha, conceals himself under stairs.

Ally Howell: MIA

Time: F01:35:42

Ally Howell: Located, Attacks Lola Bonewhittle

Assessing weaker targets: Lola Bonewhittle Identified.

Attacking Lola Bonewhittle: Target Eliminated

Attacking Rotting Bertha, executing stun measures: success

Allies dumpster her.

All targets eliminated

Looting targets – acquire 4500 gold, a magic staff, a magic skull, and a magic bag.

Time: F01:43:23

Depositing all magic items on druid, Oli, for discernment and dispersal.

Ally Oli takes items

Hostile Oli-2 identified

Hostile Oli-2 eliminated by Ally Oli

Allied forces open chest

Chest contains a man

Man identifies as Doc – placing in category “Doctors”: Contains “Mora” and “Doc”

Vocal: All of you are taking this pretty well

Response: Yeah wtf

Vocal: Idk

Response: Ok

Notes: Illogical response

Ally Howell requests Re-concealment, obliging

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Time F01:44:55

*We port back after I make a deal to visit Fela every week, which is easy, she is mine. Locket is secure. We escape, Interns are fine, and now we have to set up a new base. Found some new allies, lost some old ones. All-in-all, pretty solid trip.*

Notes:

Teach Oli what a codeword means.

Try and send out some feelers for Jorin.

Take Care Of Fela.

Doc needs like 8... hundred ... history lessons.