Blogging Cows And Butterflying Kittens

(Theme Song)

Mia: (Singing) Catching babies... and give them hugs... we're soft and cuddly just like Pip and Freddy. Don't worry babies you're safe when we're together. You know we're gonna be friends forever! Mia Kitten tot adventurer, Mia Kitten tot adventurer. Hold my paw let's find adventure. Mia Kitten tot adventurer. Open up your arms and catch a hug!

(All baby animals giggled as a theme song ends)

Title: "Disney Junior's Mia Kitten"

(Cut to the episode title with a picture of Mia And Chloe Singing Their Butterfly And Ladybug Melody Together And Lucky Looks Embarrassed Of Them)

Mia: Blogging Cows And Butterflying Kittens

(The Episode Begins At The Tot-Ville Mall)

Angelica: I can't believe there's an anonymous blogger who hates me, Mommy.

Mia: Don't worry Angelica. Mommy Knows That H8terDog's website only has like 47 hits (Mia's demi lovato laptop chimes to indicate an increase in the number of hits)... 112 hits... (chimes again) 1059... (chimes twice), okay, maybe worry. (she closes her laptop).

Angelica: Mommy, We've gotta find out who H8terGirl is. I'm performing my teacup balance at the mall this week, and I can't afford all this bad publicity.

Mia: Oh, I've got it. He's filming you doing embarrassing stuff, so don't do anything embarrassing (Angelica shakes her head in agreement then smiles to reveal another kitty kibble crumb stuck in one of her fangs) You have kitty kibble in your fangs again.

Angelica: I Bet So! I'll Brush Them Off My Fangs Later.

Mia: Well, Maybe, you should do only good things, so H8terDog won't have anything bad to put on his site.

Angelica: Great idea Mommy. (camera widens to Nelson leaning over a water fountain) Hey, Nelson. Come here. (he does) How would you like a shiny new quarter to make a wish in the fountain?

Nelson: Thanks. I'm gonna wish for a mustache for my dad. (takes his quarter)

Angelica: (slightly loud so that other people in the vicinity can hear him) Yup. Angelica Beakmen is a good girl who makes little kids' wishes come true.

(Angelica throws her paper soda cup in the trash can where it belongs. Suddenly a splash can be heard from the fountain as Angelica & Mia both discover Nelson fell in.)

Mia: NELSON!

Angelica: I got ya, Nelson. Hang in there buddy!

Mia: Oh, are you okay? Are you okay? (Angelica lifts him out of the fountain) He's gonna be okay.

Nelson: That's Okay! I Don't Wanna Have A Mustache Anyways! (Nelson returns Angelica's quarter and walks away)

Mia: (slightly loud so that other people in the vicinity can hear her) Angelica, you just saved Nelson. Yay!!! (starts applauding, other mall patrons in their vicinity eventually applaud as well)

Angelica: I'd like to see H8ter Girl make that look bad.

(Cut to an image of the Miami H8ter Dog's website with the headline "Angelica Dunks Defenseless Boy Into Fountain!," containing footage of Angelica rescuing Nelson doctored as a repetitious loop making it appear she's shoving him into the fountain.)

Angelica: "Angelica Dunks Defenseless Boy Into Fountain"?

Mia: Wow. H8ter Dog is good. (Angelica looks at her as if she's offended) I mean bad. I mean good at being bad because she's a bad person but she's just so good at being a bad- I'll stop talking now.

Spike: (walking by to Angelica and Mia dressed as a pirate) Guess who got a job at Pirate Frank's Fish Fry. Where every meal is a parrrty (removes his eyepatch) This is the best job I've ever had, Angelica. I smell like fish guts. And guess who my favorite co-worker is.

Lucky: (also walks in dressed like a pirate) Ahoy, Mia! I just got hired at Pirate Frank's, where every meal is a parrrty. I can't wait to starrrrt. I can save up to buy a carrrr.... (Spike grabs Lucky by the mouth with his hook) Come On, Spike, Let's Go Serve Some Piricious Food!

Spike: Aye Aye, Captain! (They Do So As Mia And Angelica Started To Play Pat-A-Cat)

(Interior. Pirate Frank's Fish Fry)

(Brief cut to the sign on the door, then of Spike at the counter who hands a customer his tray.) Here you go. (pirate voice) Sorry I messed it up the first time. (the customer walks away, and Spike turns around to check on Lucky's work) Papa, what are you doing?

Lucky: Frying a football. (Lucky turns around to reveal a football covered in bread crumbs in his tongs) This thing isn't just good for frying fish. You can fry anything in here. Look; (uses his tongs to pick up more items covered in bread crumbs) A hammer, (picks up another item) my purse...