Metal Jaws! (Transcript)

This is the 27th episode of Traffic Squadron: Roadranger.

One day, the Roadrangers were taking a trip down in Florida. They had just had an epic adventure over in California, and they were now taking a break from their duties as Roadrangers.

Kristy: So, with us over her in Florida, we've got quite a lot of things we can do for the week.

Jack: I'm hoping to go see that train attraction at the mall. I heard it was pretty cool. That cat kid told me all about it.

Dale: Oh yeah, I think I'm going to like that, too.

Ace: There also happens to be a mini race track in that mall. I was thinking we could go there and compete.

Benji: But we drive the Roadranger Vehicles all the time, Ace.

Ace: Yeah, but sometimes, it feels good to go small and not deal with...the real deal.

Vicky: I would have to agree with Ace. I feel as though these mini race cars are more my size.

Dale: Well, there's no arguing there.

Kristy: But you did still bring your Road Changers along just in case we may be needed to fight the Velocity Star Gang, right?

Jack: Right, Kristy.

Vicky: I have mine.

Benji: Me, too.

Dale: And me.

Kristy: What about you, Ace?

Ace: Oh, I brought me along with m-(notices something) Oh dear. I think I may have left it at home.

Kristy: Oh no!

Ace: Just kidding! (Shows that he still has his)

Others: (Laughs)

Ace: (Laughs)

Kristy: OK, group. We're all here and prepared.

Dale: Great.

Benji: So Kristy, what do you want to do first?

Kristy: Well, I was thinking that we could go to the water park for our first stop.

Vicky: What about Harem Dare'Em?

Kristy: I'm sure we'll be able to get to that soon. But chances are, I may be the only one to go up on stage.

Vicky: That's fine by me since I've already appeared on that show one time.

Ace: But the rest of us haven't.

Dale: I'll be just fine whether I'm on the stage or just appear in the audience.

Jack: That's a good sport, Dale. Same for me.

Benji: But....

Jack: Benji!

Benji: Ugh. Fine. It's just that with a guy as big and strong as me, I would think those lovely ladies would invite me onto the stage.

Ace:  Lover boy.

The Roadrangers hurried off to the water park and paid for their entries. They soon went into the park and changed into their swimsuits.

Vicky: So now that we're here, what should we do first?

Dale: I'm interested in going into the log ride.

Benji: Uh, isn't riding logs be dangerous?

Dale: Not these ones. They're not actual logs, they're boats in the shape of logs that people ride in.

Benji: Oh, I knew that.

Ace: Oh really?

Benji: Yeah. I was just messing with him.

Ace: Sure.

Benji: So you don't-

Kristy: Enough!

Ace: Sorry.

Jack: I was thinking of hanging out under that large water bucket which spills water onto whoever is standing under it when it spills.

Vicky: I don't think I want to do that.

Jack: Alright. Then I suppose I'll do it by myself. Unless someone else would like to join me.

Dale: That actually sounds like fun.

Kristy: I was thinking of going to the wave pools. It's fun to swim there because it's like swimming in the ocean.

Ace: I'd like to go down the water slides. I've always enjoyed them when I was a kid.

Kristy: Yeah. And I remember that you made me go down one with you one time.

Ace: But you enjoyed it, didn't you?

Kristy: It was a bit scary though.

Ace: Surely you will enjoy it this time.

Kristy: Uh...maybe later.

Benji: I'm with Dale. I'm going to go on the log ride.

Dale: Sweet.

Ace: And I suppose I'll join Jack under the large bucket.

Vicky: And I'll join Kristy at the wave pool.

Kristy: Alright.

Jack: And then after we're done with the large water bucket, we could go on the slide like you wanted, Ace.

Ace: Alright!

So they split up. Meanwhile, up in the Velocity Star Ship, the Velocity Star Gang had their own summer vacation up in their ship.

Brakenstein: It was convenient that the dollar store had all of these summer party decorations on sale. They would have costed me too much otherwise.

Eaglette: I'm glad you were able to get them nonetheless.

Tige: So, we're going to be doing nothing for a while and let the Roadrangers take a vacation? This would be a good time to conquer the city while the city is unprotected.

Graphite: Come on, surely we could give the Roadrangers a break.

Tige: We're villains. We don't do that sort of thing.

Warhog: I've got a better idea than that, Tige. How about we send a monster down to the water park where the Roadrangers are out right now?

Tige: Seriously?

Warhog: Bring in Lazhark!

Then, a large metal-shark monster came in.

Graphite: Lazhark? But if he's made of metal, won't he rust?

Lazhark: Not me. I'm rust-resistant.

Tige: So, how is Laz-shack going to be useful?

Warhog: It's Lazhark. Tell him, Lazhark.

Lazhark: I am able to fire a special laser from my head and stun anyone I shoot with my laser beam.

Eaglette: Having them be brought up to the ship will be great additions to this party.

Warhog: And Lazhark will be sure to bring them in.

Lazhark: You can count on that.

And then, he left. Tige couldn't believe what was going on.

Tige: Hmmmm. So he thinks that sending Lazhark down to stun the citizens will work out. I think it's time I went ahead and raise the steaks.

And Tige went off into his room on the ship and locked the door. He then pulled out some bottles.

Tige: It may take me a while to get this ready, but it'll be all worth it. Once I have it made, Warhog will know who the real genius is.

And then Tige got to work on his potions. Meanwhile in the water park, Kristy and Vicky were in the wave pool. They were each in a tube waiting for the wave to occur again.

Vicky: So, you go into these wave pools very often?

Kristy: I wouldn't say very often, but whenever I go to a water park where there is one.

Vicky: Did you think your first wave pool was scary?

Kristy: No.

Vicky: But you said that when you went down the water slide with Ace, it scared you.

Kristy: Yes. I said the water slide scared me, but not a wave pool.

Vicky: Oh. Because when I went into a wave pool for the first time, it scared me.

Kristy: But, didn't you know it was a wave pool?

Vicky: My dad said that it was a wave pool, but I thought he meant wave as in waving my arm. I was confused that nobody else was doing it. When the actual wave happened, it made me just and tip my tube over.

Kristy:  That is funny. You thinking that you needing to wave your hands because it was a wave pool.

Vicky: I still enjoy doing it, though. (Waves her arms from side to side) It's fun. I've even thought of having my own wave pool where you wave your hands.

Then, they heard a ring.

Kristy: Ah, that must be the ring to notify that it's time for the wave to come in.

But then they heard a ring that was very different.

Vicky: Uh, that wasn't the wave pool bell. It was our communicators.

Kristy: Oh no. It looks like we're needed for a mission to stop the Velocity Star Gang.

But then the wave pool began making the waves happen.

Kristy: We gotta get back to the shore.

It wasn't easy for them to swim back with the wave pool.

Vicky: This may take a wh-(Gets zapped and frozen)

Kristy: Vicky, what's ha-(Gasps)

Kristy then saw a shark fin in the water.

Kristy: SHARK!

Everyone in the wave pool saw the shark fin in the water, and they swam as fast as they could back to the shore. Kristy managed to grab Vicky and tried to get her back to the shore.

Speedstar's Voice: Kristy, Vicky, are you there?

Kristy: Speedstar, we hear you. But we're having an issue right now. We're in a wave pool, Vicky's frozen, and right now we're trying to get out in order to avoid a shar-(Gets zapped and frozen)

The fin was revealed to be Lazhark.

Lazhark: Haha! I've got two Roadrangers so far. Four more to go!

Over at the water bucket, Ace and Jack were waiting for the bucket to spill water on top of them.

Jack: This is going to be so great!

Ace: Yea! Getting splashed with water is always so much fun!

They waited and waiting, then the bucket began falling over.

Jack: Ah, here it comes!

As the bucket began to fall they noticed the shark fin in the bucket.

Ace: Wait, there's a shark in that bucket?

The citizens saw the shark fin and thought that there was a shark in the bucket. They hurried away as quickly as they could. They then got a call on their communicator from Speedstar.

Speedstar's Voice: Guys, we've got trouble.

Jack: What is it, Spee-(Gets blasted by a laser, freezing him)

Ace: Oh no! Jack!

Speedstar's Voice: What happened, Ace?

Ace: Jack was just-(Gets blasted by the laser)

Speedstar's Voice: Just what? Oh no.

The water bucket then spilled and out came Lazhark.

Lazhark: Alright! I got four now!

Lazhark then carried Ace and Jack over to an area in the water park where he had the girls frozen.

Lazhark: Now you four wait here while I get your last two friends.

And then, Lazhark left them. Over at the log ride, Benji and Dale were in the log right with Benji sitting in the back and Dale sitting at the front.

Benji: I'm sure this will attract the ladies. Seeing a big strong guy go on the log ride. I'll look so brave.

Dale: Oh, is that the whole reason you're on this ride?

Benji: What? You heard that? I mean, getting on this exciting log ride with my best friend, Dale.

Dale: Oh, I was sure you said something about ladies.

Then, they made it to the top of the hill. From the top, Benji and Dale could see everything in the park.

Dale: Wow. Take a look at this sight. You can see everything and everyone in the park.

Benji: Yeah. It's just like I'm fly-

Then Benji could see Ace, Kristy, Jack, and Vicky all frozen.

Benji: Hey, is that the others?

Dale: The others?

Benji: They're all standing together fro-(The ride then went down hill)-zeeeeeen!

They went down the hill screaming.

Both: AAAAH!

They then heard their communicator's ringing.

Speedstar's Voice: Benji, Dale, are you there?

Then they made it to the bottom and made a great splash.

Speedstar's Voice: Benji? Dale?

Benji: We're here, Speedstar. Dale, we gotta get to the others, something terrible must have ha-(Sees Dale is now frozen) OH NO! NOT YOU, TOO!

Then, there was a blast that fired towards Benji, but Benji got out of the log ride and landed outside the ride.

Benji: So it was you!

Lazhark: That is right, Road Yellow. It is me, Lazhark!

Benji: La-shark?

Lazhark: Lazhark! I have the capability of freezing your friends, and I'll soon have you frozen, too.

Speedstar's Voice: I'm guessing you already met with the monster, haven't you, Benji?

Benji: You got it, Speedstar. And I'm going to transform and stop him myself. Road Changer! (Transforms into Road Yellow)

Lazhark: (Tries to blast Benji with his laser blast, but Benji got out of the way)

Benji: Oh no you don't!

Lazhark then kept blasting at Benji. Benji kept jumped from place to place such as on the top of the bucket tower.

Benji: Over here!

Lazhark fired, but hit a lizard guy instead. Benji then jumped to the top of a food shack. Lizhark tried firing to him, but instead, hit the clerk of the stand (Which is a male cat).

Lazhark: ERGH! I'm trying to get Road Yellow, but I keep shooting the wrong people.

Everyone else hurried out of the water park to avoid getting blasted as well as the sight of Lazhark as they all thought he looked scary. Benji then jumped to the top of the big water slide.

Benji: I bet you can't catch me from up here!

Lazhark: You think?

Lazhark then fired, but Benji slid down the slide. Lazhark tried firing his laser at Benji as he slid down, but Benji was too quick.

Lazhark: ARGH! He is just too fast. I guess I should get the other five and bring them back. I'm sure the Velocity Star Gang won't mind that I'm one Roadranger short.

Lazhark then went back to where he left the other Roadrangers, but was shocked to see that they were all gone.

Lazhark: Hey, were did they all go?

Benji had carried them all out of the park and into his hotel room. (He was now demorphed and was in his normal clothes, but the others were still in their swimsuit)

Benji: Do not worry, guys. I'll figure out someway to unfreeze you. Hmmmm. Maybe if I pour hot water on all of you, you'll unfreeze.

Benji got a cup of hot water and poured a cup over Kristy.

Benji: Hmmmm. Maybe one wasn't enough.

He kept getting more and more cups and poured them onto Kristy, but she didn't move.

Benji: So that didn't work. Maybe if I tickle you, you'll unfreeze.

Benji then began tickling Kristy. But she didn't move.

Benji: That didn't work, huh?

He then tried tickling the rest of his friends, but none of them moved at all.

Benji: Dang it. And usually Vicky is very ticklish.

Then, Speedstar magically appeared in the room.

Benji: Speedstar, thank goodness you're here. Do you think you can unfreeze everyone?

Speedstar: I can try.

Speedstar tried using his magic to unfreeze the other Roadrangers, but no matter how hard he tried, nobody unfroze.

Speedstar: I'm sorry, Benji. My magic is no match for what was used to freeze these guys.

Benji: Oh no. And if I get frozen, the Roadrangers are history. I tried pour hot water on them. Well, Kristy anyway. Then I tried tickling them, but that didn't work either, not even on Vicky.

Speedstar: Well, I think that the only way to unfreeze everyone would be if you could somehow find away to get Lazhark to fire his laser on the others again.

Benji: But what about some citizens. Some innocent civilians were hit with his laser blast when he tried hitting me.

Speedstar: Hmmmm. Well, maybe you could get a giant shield and put it over the pool, and then make Lazhark fire his laser at it, then it could reflect back on the citizens and the other Roadrangers.

Benji: Hmmm. That could work. But I'll need to let the citizens know about this plan without also letting Lazhark know about it, too.

Speedstar: I'll get the giant shield ready with Roadranger Robo. You let the citizens know.

Benji: Right! But first, I'll need to lure Lazhark into a trap to keep him from finding out the plan.

Out in the city, Lazhark was contacting Warhog about his progress.

Warhog: So, did you get all the Roadrangers?

Lazhark: I managed to get five. But Road Yellow got a way. Then when I went to get the five I did freeze where I left them, they were gone. I think Road Yellow found his friends and took them somewhere I cannot find them. But would you settle with five Roadrangers?

Warhog: No. I want all six. When you find Road Yellow, you be sure to get him and then find out where he is keeping his friends.

Lazhark: I'm on it, boss. (Turns the communicator off)

Then, he thought he saw Road Yellow moving.

Benji: Hey, Lazhark! Over here!

Lazhark: Aha! You're mind now.

Lazhark then fired his laser at Benji, but the laser didn't effect Benji.

Benji: Hahahaha! You didn't freeze me. I must be invincible!

Lazhark: We'll see about that!

He then tried firing lasers at Benji against and again, but Benji was still moving.

Lazhark: How can you still be moving?

Lazhark then ran towards Benji, but as he got close enough to Benji, he then fell down.

Lazhark: AAAAAH!

It turned out that Lazhark walked over a man-hole that was covered up by a blanket. Then, Benji fell down to the ground like a puppet. That's because it was a puppet. Up above, the real Benji was operating the puppet.

Benji: Aha. It worked. He fell for it. Now, to carry out with my plan.

Later, Roadranger Robo, piloted by Speedstar, placed a glass dome over the water park. But he did leave an opening from the front.

Speedstar: There we go. Now Benji, get the others into the glass dome.

Benji soon brought all his friends back into the water park. Speedstar then came down from Roadranger Robo.

Benji: Are all the unfrozen citizens out of the park?

Speedstar: Oh yeah. They shouldn't be coming in here for a while. Now you gotta get Lazhark back out.

Benji: Don't worry, I've got that all sorted out.

Lazhark managed to climb his way out of the man hole.

Lazhark: Ugh! How was he able to do that. Is he just not vulnerable to my laser attacks? Are all bulls immune to my laser attack? Maybe if I found another bull to test it on, I may be able to figure it out.

Lazhark looked around to see if there were any more bulls out in the city to see if they were vulnerable to laser attacks.

Lazhark: Hey, are there any bulls out here in this city, besides Road Yellow?

But nobody responded. In fact, everybody was indoors, trying to avoid getting blasted. Then, Speedstar appeared.

Speedstar: Hey, are you looking for someone?

Lazhark: I'm looking for a bull other than Road Yellow. I tried blasting him earlier to freeze him, but when I did, he didn't freeze. So I'm wondering if bulls are immune to my laser blasts.

Speedstar: Well, maybe you could look at the water park.

Lazhark: The water park? But there's nobody there that hasn't been frozen already.

Speedstar: Alright. Then how about you freeze me.

Lazhark: You know, that's a good idea.

Lazhark tried firing a blast at Speedstar, but Speedstar teleported a few feet away.

Speedstar: You'll have to catch me first.

Speedstar kept teleporting from place to place while Lazhark chases after him. He chased him all the way to the water park.

Lazhark: The water park? Well, it doesn't matter. At least I got you now.

Soon, they arrived in the water park. Speedstar then pretended to trip. It was the next part of the plan.

Speedstar: (Acting) Oh no. I have tripped. I don't think I can get away in time.

Lazhark: Aha! I have you now! (Fires his laser at Speedstar)

Speedstar got out a mirror and aimed it into the air, causing the laser to reflect off the glass dome, and it hit everyone in the park who was frozen, which unfroze them. Even the five Roadrangers who were frozen before were unfrozen.

Kristy: HEY! THAT'S HOT! HEY! STOP DOING THAT, BENJI! Gahahahahahahaha!

Others: Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Vicky: Hehehehehehe! That tickles!

Ace: Oh good. We're unfrozen now.

Dale: I can't believe Benji actually tried to unfreeze us by tickling us.

Kristy: And pouring hot water on me!

Then, Benji hurried back into the park and reunited with his friends.

Benji: Oh, thank goodness you're unfrozen now.

Kristy: How could you pour hot water all over me? That burned!

Benji: I'm sorry about that, Kristy. But hey, you're unfrozen now.

Jack: And look who's frozen now!

They saw the Jazhark was now frozen by his own laser blast. Close by, they saw that Speedstar had protected himself with a shield.

Speedstar: Hey, guys.

Vicky: Speedstar, what are you doing here?

Speedstar: I'm came here to help Benji unfreeze you. I used Roadranger Robo to place a glass dome over the water park to reflect the laser to unfreeze every frozen victim in the city.

Then, Lazhark unfroze.

Lazhark: AH! How could you do that?

Benji: Wait, what? How are you unfrozen?

Lazhark: If I get hit by my own laser, it unfreezes everyone that's been frozen automatically, and I'm only frozen for a short while. And also I can't use my laser for an hour now! No thanks to you! I can't believe that bulls are immune to my laser attacks!

Benji: Actually, you tried freezing a puppet.

Lazhark: What? Well, no matter, I'll just defeat you in a different way! (Gets out a Velocity Bar and eats it, growing giant, breaking the glass dome)

Kristy: Hurry, we must transform and head to Roadranger Robo!

All: Road Changer! (Transforms into their ranger forms and headed for Roadranger Robo)

Ace: And I call for the Road Copter.

Soon, Roadranger Robo and Copter Robo stood before Lazhark.

Benji: Alright, Lazhark. This is it for you!

Lazhark: I may not be able to freeze you, but I can use my finned boomerangs at you. (Throws boomerangs at Roadranger Robo)

Roadranger Robo: (Gets hit by the boomerangs)

Roadrangers: AAAH!

Lazhark then threw some more fins at Roadranger Robo, but Copter Robo spun his blades at the fins, cutting them.

Ace: No way are you using those fins at my friends!

Benji: Good work, Ace. Now let's use the Roadranger Sword!

Kristy: Roadranger Sword!

The Roadranger Sword then appeared in Roadranger Robo's hand, then sped towards Lazhark and spun!

Lazhark: Oh no! (Gets hit by Roadranger Robo) There goes my chance of getting fish bate! (Falls down and explodes)

Kristy: We did it, guys.

Jack: It's all thanks to Benji since he avoided getting blasted.

Kristy: Now let's hurry back down to the water park and inform the citizens that there won't be anymore monsters attacking here.

Later, after the word about Lazhark's defeat was spread, everyone returned to the water park. Fortunately for them, their tickets were good for a whole day, even if they left temporarily. Everyone was pushing Benji over to the large bucket of water.

Benji: Guys, why are you doing this to me?

Kristy: You dumped hot water on top of me, so now you should be dumped with water, too.

Benji: But this water is really cold.

Kristy: It's what you get!

Benji: This is the thanks I get for saving you?

Jack: Hey, it isn't so bad.

Benji managed to get himself freed from the Roadrangers grasps and hurried off just as the bucket spilled over everyone else.

Others: AAAAH!

Benji:  It got you.

Others: (Laughs)

Benji:  It doesn't bother you?

Ace: Nah.

Jack: This is fun to do.

Dale: Yeah. Sometimes it feels good to get a cool slash.

Kristy: Especially after somebody splashed hot water over you!

Benji: Then in that case, I'm in for the next bucket.

Ace: Oh, it'll be a while.

Benji: I don't care. I'm going to wait here until it dumps again.

Benji got into place to wait for the bucket to spill again.

Dale: He's going to be there for a while.

Ace: Yeah. Why don't we go on the water slide now?

Kristy: No thanks. I'm going back to the wave pool.

Ace: Suit yourself, sis. How about everyone else?

Jack: I'm up for it.

Dale: So am I.

Vicky: Me, too.

Ace: Alright then.

So Kristy went back to the wave pool, Benji stayed at the water bucket, and the others went to the water slide that Ace was talking about. The line at the water slide was a bit long, so they had to wait a while. By the time they got to the top to go down the slide, they could see the water bucket dump and spilled water onto Benji. Because they were so high up, they couldn't hear Benji. But they did see him move his arms up like he enjoyed it.

Ace: I think Benji actually liked the water.

Jack: I guess trying to get back at him for pouring water onto Kristy wouldn't have taught him anything.

Dale: I don't think he had any lesson to learn, Jack. He was just trying to save us.

Vicky: It was just a matter of figuring out how to do it.

Male Dog Lifeguard: Next.

Ace: Oh, we're up. Let's go, Jack.

Ace and Jack got a tube and got onto it, then slid down the waterslide.

Dale: There they go.

Vicky: :waves: See you at the bottom. You know, when Benji tickled us to see if that would unfreeze us, I actually enjoyed that. It's a shame I couldn't move for it.

Dale: I personally wanted to get out of it, but I couldn't.

Vicky: Oh well.

Then it was Dale and Vicky's turn to go down the waterslide.

Male Dog Lifeguard: It's your turn.

Dale and Vicky got their tube and then went down it.

Both: Weeeeee.

Later, they met with Benji again.

Ace: We saw the bucket dumped water on you.

Jack: Did you like it.

Benji: Totally. I wish I had let you have me be under there for when it dumped before.

Ace: Benji, if you feel bad for pouring hot water of Kristy earlier, you shouldn't be. She just needs to realize you were only trying to help.

Kristy: (Shows up) It's alright. I already realized that.

Benji: Oh. That's a relief.

Kristy: Just never do it again, alright?

Benji: You got it.

Up in the Velocity Star Ship, Tige was still in his lab, working on his potions. He poured one into another, but it just explodes.

Tige: No, that's not it. It could take me another to get this perfect. Well no matter. I may as well make sure Warhog doesn't mess up with the next monster send down.

To be continued...