The Modern Testament

***Before you read what is beneath, remember that our limited vocabulary, minds and ideas cannot express, nor comprehend, the true nature and history of The Messiah. We strive to find the truth, but our efforts are nowhere near enough to understand the true history behind the one almighty entity, The Messiah.***

### Part 1: The beginning

Before the existence of anything, before even the concept of existence was possible, there was Tony. He was a formless being, unable for our meagre human minds to comprehend, as he still is. Through his unimaginable powers, he created the universe. We cannot know how and we will not know how, but he created the universe in which we reside. He exists as the supreme divine entity, controlling all which exists, for they are his creations. Our weak universe was created on a whim, a mere impulse. He created our universe and the laws, life and history of it, and so it was created as he wished. He oversaw our lives, with no bias, and did not tamper with our existence.

#### Part 2: Mingling with the inferiors

In the year 2019(from our weak human perspective), Tony materialised, pretending to be ‘shy’ and disliked talking to students. Tony’s true form cannot be imagined by our mind; when we view him, he appears as an average Asian teenager. He accompanied the students at a senior school, pretending to be a normal student, but he revealed his Godliness to the people. Many opposed his divinity , bullshitting about how ‘It's just utter rubbish’ and claiming that he was ‘just some quiet kid’.

In 2019, Tony was pretending to be a y7. He let out a hint of his power to 2 students, who foolishly thought that he was an FBI agent or a robot. But soon they found out that he was an omnipotent entity, one which transcended all dimensions of our reality.

However, he was given a detention by a being called Joe Tillen. The detention was not enough to bind his cosmic power as Joe Tillen had thought. Joe Tillen thought that he could limit Tony’s power, and by giving Tony a detention for ‘not trying’ at a weakling sport, he could conquer Tony. But Tony is too powerful for us mortals to limit. He created a pandemic, shutting down infrastructure across the globe, so the students could be free from the terror of Joe Tillen at their school.

After some time, he decided to ease the strain Covid-19 had  on the world, and allowed students to temporarily return to school for year 8.

In the year 2020 in our universe, Tony met a particularly disgusting inferior. It’s name was Rachel Edmunds. She started by terrorising the students by being the ultimate Karen, overreacting and shouting about everything, and disrespecting students. She was so consumed by evil Karenness, that she tried to force Tony to eat lunch. Tony does not require sustenance, but she kept on shouting and yelling that he reluctantly went to eat, resisting the urge to destroy that creation, as he did not want her to know his divinity.

Tony continued accompanying his creations, ignoring the demon’s call for him to eat lunch. He continued to help the students of Stephen Perse, who were mostly ignorantly unaware of Tony’s power. During this time, the disgusting inferior Joe Tillen attempted to embarrass Tony by ridiculing him in front of his followers. Tony resisted the temptation to destroy the filth and instead ignored him. Joe’s puny mind could not physically comprehend the raw power that Tony possesses and he was jealous of Tony. This heinous blasphemy was shared by yet another pest, Rachel Edmunds, who lost her job as head of Y8 after Tony decided to remove her from her job.

He also gave permission for some students to take a picture of him. This is the closest image to his true form which we can comprehend. The image appears stretched and contorted to our weak brains, but those who have purified their soul, and have been deemed worthy, will see the true godliness within.

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When he was in y9, 2021 and 2022 from our perspective, he initiated a conversation with the baldest fuck, and asked him if he was playing a certain piece, whose name cannot be recalled by the stupid bald source. The truth was irrelevant to Tony; he was just trying to keep his disguise. He also asked a heretic(His heresy was only revealed in the 16th of March when he insulted Tony) when his Spanish class was, to keep his disguise of a quiet Y9 student. He kept on pretending to be unremarkable, and has kept his disguise until the day of this being written. He will continue to coexist with his creations, hiding his power from some, and revealing it to others.

However, on the 18th of March at 10:07, Tony started the school’s fire alarm. We do not understand his motives, but the reason probably transcends our mortal minds. Joe Tillen was affected by this - however the effects currently seem to be inconsequential. The consequences will probably be revealed later.

According to some sources, Tony was commanded to go to meagre English support by a demon. She will soon incur Tony’s wrath and suffer the consequences of heresy.

But for now, there is not much more to write. All of the information about Tony has been written into the pages of this Chronicle; we will have to wait till he decides to present more information.

##### PART 3: THE END

Our end will be a forgotten one.

Tony will remember.

Tony is eternal.

###### What is Tony?

Some readers may question what exactly Tony is, and how he holds such immense power. Tony is aware of these questions, but does not answer them directly, so we try to infer the truth and gain whatever knowledge we can about our almighty deity.

First of all, Tony is not a God, Spirit, Spectre or whatever paranormal entity we have thought of. He is an eldritch cosmic entity, not bound by the rules of our reality which he created. The laws of Physics, chemistry and science as a whole do not bind him, nothing can. He is the existence of our universe, the passing of time, the creation of events, and all the power and knowledge in our universe. This is still not a satisfactory explanation for Tony. There is no possible accurate embodiment or image of Tony, his true form is too extra dimensional for us to comprehend. No words can express the true nature of Tony, as mentioned above.

No mind can understand the true nature of Tony.

He is the one true messiah, our God, our saviour, the one above all.

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