Girlfriend BEGS You To Stop Talking About BITCOIN!

Crypto Girlfriend deals with the horrors of her boyfriend's endless cryptocurrency mining.

## Transcript

Darling... So what you're saying is that the Bitcoin, and the Ethereum, and the- the Dogecoin, they are not the same thing? Okay. Well, you could have fooled me. You really could have. {laughs}

Yes. No, no, I- I don't need to see the PowerPoint slideshow you put together about this... again. Um, but I really do appreciate the thought. Mm-hmm. My love, we have to be at my parents house in two hours. Do you remember? Yeah, do you remember we said we would visit today? So as much as I enjoy listening to you talk about your escapades in- in the crypto... the cryptos? Um, I'm going to need you to just give it a little rest just for the next few hours because you haven't taken a shower or gotten dressed and you have to drive us there. Yeah.

I'm sorry? Um, who? Satoshi who? Oh he's- oh he made the- he made the Bitcoin. Okay, well I feel like you didn't hear what I just said. Hmm? And he's an English man pretending to be Japanese? Okay. And how did you come to that conclusion, my love? Because he puts a space after his sentences before the full stop? Oh... good God.

Okay, darling I- I would just really, really appreciate it so much if you would shut... the laptop, and I think perhaps it would be best if we went outside and touched some grass.

No, no, no. No, I think you're amazing, I think your crypto is- it's so cool. It's so cool and it's so- and I know, I know you're- you're making lots of money... money coin thing. Yes, and- and I do think you're smart, I think you're ever so smart, and I know you're providing for me and I love you so, so much. But you promised today we would go.

Now I- I don't quite remember what you told me the other day because I fell asleep. That's what happens when you talk to me about your cryptos before bed. I don't know what the hash rate is. No, no I- I- why are you testing me on this? No, no. I don't know, something about mining I suppose, but to be honest I still don't quite understand that because I thought this was all online. So what are you mining for?

The blockchain? And- and what the- the coins are in the chain, in the block chain? Like diamonds? Like when they mine for diam- Not like that? I just- I know- I know you have so much to teach me, I know but we... Please, please, please, please, please? Please, we have to go. I need you to pop in the shower and get dressed and get ready for taking us to my parents house.

I know, I know my love and I know you could make a lot of money today, but you can make a lot of money any day because you are so smart and- and you're so intelligent and I'm so proud of you. Yes. No. No, no. No, my love, we- we don't have time for you to be trading stocks before we leave. Please? Please just shut the laptop. No, no. You don't need more Amazon stocks before we go. No.

Listen darling, if we just- if- if we just go and you can get ready, when we get home I will listen to you talk about the cryptos and the chain and the block as much as you like! Yeah, listen- I'll listen for hours, and- and- and uh, and uh, I'll tell you what the hash rate is. Yeah.

And I'll- I'll Google it in the car, how about that? Yeah. {crying} No- no I'm not crying, it's just my hay fever. Yeah. Okay. I love you. {kisses} I love you so much.

## Fun Facts

### Explainations

* There is no transcript difference between the original and reuploaded videos.
* "Touch some grass" is slang for going outside.
* A hash rate is a measure of computational power on a blockchain network.
* Mining refers to validating and recording Bitcoin network transactions. Validating transactions adds new blocks to the blockchain, creating new Bitcoins.
* A blockchain is a database that maintains a list of records called "blocks".

### Real-World References

* Bitcoin, Ethereum and Dogecoin are indeed seperate cryptocurrency terms.
* Microsoft PowerPoint is a program used to create presentations.
* Satoshi Nakamoto is the inventor of Bitcoin.
* Amazon is one of the Big Five American technology companies.