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Hjertestarter

**Hjertestarter** is the first track as well as the first single on Nephew's fifth studio album, Hjertestarter (Album).

## Lyrics

Vesterhav, kom nu og blæs mig i gang (x2)

Hjertestarter (x3)

Vesterhav, kom nu og blæs mig i gang (x2)

Hjertestarter

Vesterhav, kom nu og blæs mig i gang

Hey, kom nu, champagneløftestang

Kan ikke se noget

Kan ikke høre noget

Kan ikke bruge nogen

Kan ikke være nogen

Kan ikke skatte noget

Kan ikke fatte noget

Kan ikke lide nogen

Kan ikke give nogen noget

Fyld mere salt på

Fyld mere malt i

Sæt mere strøm til

Fyld flere drømme i mig

Blæs mig igennem som et mælkebøttefnug, der kæmper for at få lov at give slip

Blæs mig til grunden som en udstue, der aldrig skulle have været ført op

Vesterhav, kom nu og blæs mig i gang (x2)

Hjertestarter

Vesterhav, kom nu og blæs mig i gang

Hey, kom nu, champagneløftestang

Hjertestarter

Hjertestarter (x16)
Neil Beforeme

**Neil Beforeme** (or **Neil**) is the middle brother of The MegaMinds. Distinguishable from Marko Marko and Peteorite by his blue luchador mask, Neil Beforeme is responsible for writing and providing vocals for tracks such as "Tank Cat", "When I Was a Wizard" and "Club Hero", as well as being the unofficial "bass supervisor".
Soft Square Zone

"**Soft Square Zone**" is a three-act track from *The Sixteen Chapel*. The work is a tribute to the music of the *Final Fantasy* series.

## Act 1

"**Soft Square Zone, Act 1**" is the third track of the album. It is a medley of battle themes from the *Final Fantasy* series, including:

* "The Decisive Battle"
* "Let the Battles Begin!"
* "Fight On!"
* "Force Your Way"
* "The Man with the Machine Gun"
* "The Darkness of Eternity"
* "Battle Theme"
* "Fight With Seymour"
* "Jenova"
* "One-Winged Angel"

## Act 2

"**Soft Square Zone, Act 2**" is the ninth track from the album. It is a medley of tracks from the *Final Fantasy* series, primarily main or world map themes, including:

* "Prelude"
* "Main Theme of Final Fantasy IV"
* "Main Theme of Final Fantasy V"
* "Main Theme of Final Fantasy VII"
* "Terra's Theme"
* "Blue Fields"
* "Aerith's Theme"
* "Over the Hill"
* "Zanarkand"
* "Opening - Bombing Mission"

## Act 3

"**Soft Square Zone, Act 3**" is the fourteenth track from the album. Unlike the previous acts, this act is a cover of solely "Fanfare" from *Final Fantasy VII*.

## Personnel

* Peteorite – programming
* Nobuo Uematsu – composer

## Trivia

* The title is a reference to SquareSoft, the developers of Final Fantasy, now Square Enix.
Tempo Tantrum / Wargasm

"**Tempo Tantrum**" is a track from the upcoming album, *Perpetuation of Perfection*. This track was first mentioned on the "Winging It with FIFA" episode of *Tuning in to See: The MegaMinds*by Peteorite when asked about his favourite so far. It was described as the "lyric-less outro" and was confirmed to be the "funky sequel to "War Cry"".
The Lion Who Couldn't Growl

"**The Lion Who Couldn't Growl**" is a track from the upcoming album, *Perpetuation of Perfection*. This track was first mentioned on the "Winging It with FIFA" episode of *Tuning in to See: The MegaMinds*by Marko Marko when asked about his favourite so far. It was described as "'80s trance" and is said to be "at least eight minutes long" with a maximum of ten lyrics.

## Trivia

* When asked about his favourite track, Marko Marko accidentally referred to the track as "The Lion That Doesn't Growl", sparking ridicule from Neil Beforeme and Peteorite.
When I Was a Wizard

"**When I Was a Wizard**" is the third track from *Inception of Perfection*.

## Story

"When I Was a Wizard" tells the tale of an elderly man reminiscing about his past, during which he was an "old and mighty, powerful wizard". Early in the track, the song takes a darker turn as he becomes angry about no longer being the wizard he once was, before calming down and lamenting about how times have changed and people now judge him negatively for his appearance. By the end of the track, it becomes apparent that the former wizard is now homeless and his life has hit rock bottom. He once more attempts to think of better days; however, he finally admits that he was in fact never a wizard, meaning the entire experience was imaginary all along.

## Lyrics

```
Let me share with you a great tale of when I was a wizard
Back in my heyday, travelling through mountains and blizzards

Geared up with boots, fanny pack and trusty staff
Wearing full-body robes from head to calf
Just like great things, they get better with time
Like some oak-carved furniture or a Chardonnay wine
Going on quests of old, travelling to lands afar
Under scalding heat, cold nights lit by stars

But now those times have passed and I have great memories
Slaying dragons, crushing midgets, setting fire to killer trees
Now I live with a crippled back
Supported by my walking stick
I could conjure up spells and fend off undead hordes in top nick
Now I can't even stand straight and I'm baffled by card tricks
Are these the fears and the killer hazards
Of being an old and mighty, powerful wizard?
The pain I've caused, the lives I've taken
Will I ever be forsaken?

Let's take you back to my story
A life filled with endless glory
Now there's no need to worry
Don't make me unleash my fury

Oh it used to be cool, back in the day
Some would cheer, cower in fear, others would even pray
Great wizards like Merlin, Gandalf and Karamazool
These men were revered, oh they used to be cool
Now times have changed, things just aren't the same
Technology, media, hippies, these are the things I blame

To grow a beard this long, oh it took a while
When people see me, they just think paedophile
I've seen more than most with these weary eyes
Endruing sorrow, joy and pain, traversing nearly endless plains
How did it come to this? Where did it all go wrong?
Fighting homeless for change in a place I don't belong
Covered in the stains of time and baked beans
Doing back alley deals didn't justify the means

I think back, now old and living in dirt
As I lay in a pile of my own insides
Touching me now, oh I have reconsidered
Was there ever a time when I was a wizard?

Oh when I was a wizard. x2

When I was a wizard
Oh when I was a wizard
Oh when was I a wizard?
Mhmm, I was never a wizard

```

## Personnel

* Neil Beforeme – vocals, writer, programming

## Trivia

* Length: 5:48
* Wizards referenced:
	+ Merlin is best known from Arthurian legend.
	+ Gandalf is from J. R. R. Tolkien's *The Hobbit* and *The Lord of the Rings*.
	+ Karamazool is from Stephen Wyllie's *The Two Wizards*.
Tuning in to See: The MegaMinds

***Tuning in to See: The MegaMinds*** (commonly abbreviated to ***TITS***) is a weekly podcast by The MegaMinds that is uploaded to their YouTube and SoundCloud accounts, in which they discuss topics such as: major and minor news stories; inter-species animal hybrids; how to re-cast blockbuster movies; everyday applications of unusual household items; and "vicious rumours" they each claim to have encountered during the week.
Gå Med Dig (feat. Marie Key)

**Gå Med Dig (feat. Marie Key)** is a duet single between Nephew and Marie Key released in 2013. It is a remake of the 2012 song Gå Med Dig from the album Hjertestarter (Album).

## Lyrics

Jeg vil ikke gå med dig

Jeg vil gå i stå

Jeg vil ikke gå med dig

Jeg vil gå i hi

Jeg vil ikke køre på dig

Jeg vil køre mod nord

Og jeg vil ikke slå på dig

Men jeg' mer' fucked end du tror

Selvom jeg tror på nogen at gå med

Tænker jeg hele tiden gå med dig

Selvom du' den som jeg vil gå med

Tænker jeg hele tiden gå med dig

La la la la la la la la la (x2)

Selv om du' den for mig

Så tænker jeg

Jeg vil ikke røre ved dig og dine rådne blomster

(Du spilder jord i min bil og jeg bli'r til et monster)

Jeg vil ikke være i os og vores og vi to

(En wannabe Don Draper)

Jeg vil gå i sort

Jeg vil gå i sort for mig selv

Stå i alt mit lort for mig selv

Selvom jeg tror på nogen at gå med

Tænker jeg hele tiden gå med dig

Selvom du' den som jeg vil gå med

Tænker jeg hele tiden gå med dig

(x2)

Åh nej

Hvad fanden sker der?

Hvad tænker jeg på?

Det her er ikk' dit pis men mit der er i kog

Lad mig lige komme ind i kampen

Jeg elsker dig jo

La la la la la la la la la (x3)

Jeg vil gerne gå med dig

Vi skal gå til Rom

Jeg vil gerne gå med dig

Vi skal gå til Rom

Ad alle veje

Jeg vil gerne gå med dig

Vi skal gå til Rom

Ad alle veje

Jeg vil gerne gå med dig

Vi skal gå til Rom
Perpetuation of Perfection

***Perpetuation of Perfection*** is the second studio album by The MegaMinds, released on 16 December 2016. It is the second installment of the *Perfection* series of albums, succeeding *Inception of Perfection* and preceding at least one more album. Like its predecessor, the albumemploys the use of programmed instruments via Linux MultiMedia Studio to provide the music, and was released via CD Baby, YouTube and SoundCloud.

## Promotion

The MegaMinds confirmed production of their second album on their Facebook and Twitter accounts on 6 March 2016, with the title ***Continuation of Perfection***. This remained until 23 June, when it was announced the title had been altered and a release date had been scheduled "in time to make a wonderful Christmas gift". In anticipation of the album, The MegaMinds' banners on their social media accounts were changed on 1 July, featuring the words "*Perpetuation of Perfection*: COMING SOON" amidst a starry background.

On an episode of *Tuning in to See: The MegaMinds*from 27 July, The MegaMinds confirmed the exact release date of the album to be 16 December 2016, with some demos already completed, as well as the revelation of some track titles, including: "The Lion Who Couldn't Growl", described as "'80s trance" and "at least eight minutes long"; "Bruise Cruise", a song which people that have had "the shit kicked out of them" can relate to; and "Tempo Tantrum", the "lyric-less outro" which is the "funky sequel to "War Cry"".

A month before the album's release, on 16 November, a teaser trailer for the album was released (parodying the trailer for season two of *Stranger Things*) that revealed more track names, including "Jed Newman the Red Human", "When Life Gives You Lemons", "Nazi Nan", "Penis Las Vegas", "Big-Spending Frog", "You Eyeballin' My Shed?" and "Romance", before the entrie track list was revealed on 1 December.

### *The Making of*

On 9 August, a post was published on The MegaMinds' Facebook page which announced that a series of "in the studio" videos would be produced to show the making of *Perpetuation*. The first episode, "Inspiration", was released on 17 August, and mentioned one new track, "Feral Honky".

## Track listing

1. "Previously on The MegaMinds" (Intro)
2. "Bruise Cruise"
3. "Jed Newman the Red Human"
4. "Penis Las Vegas"
5. "When Life Gives You Lemons" (Interlude #1)
6. "The Lion Who Couldn't Growl"
7. "Feral Honky"
8. "You Eyeballin' My Shed?"
9. "Big-Spending Frog"
10. "Dad Joke #459" (Interlude #2)
11. "Less Fatal, More Lethal (But Just as Deadly)"
12. "Nazi Nan"
13. "Man Cat"
14. "Romance"
15. "Tempo Tantrum / Wargasm" (Outro)

## Credits and personnel

* Marko Marko – lead vocals on tracks 6 and 13
* Neil Beforeme – lead vocals on tracks 2, 4, 5, 8, 9, 12, 14
* Peteorite – lead vocals on tracks 3, 4, 7, 8, 9, 11
* Big E-Mind – album artwork
Inception of The MegaMinds

"**Inception of The MegaMinds**" is the sixth track from *Inception of Perfection*.

## Story

"Inception of The MegaMinds" serves as the first interlude of *Inception of Perfection*. Featuring a continuous drum beat throughout the track that continues into "Mega Famous", the interlude has a robotic-sounding voice praising The MegaMinds, claiming they are God's vessel to "restore balance to the lands" through their music.

## Lyrics

```
In a world filled with drugs, violence and cheap music
The people prayed for a better life
And God answered their pleas
And though he chose not to help with the drugs, or violence
Or crime, or famine, or disease
He would give pity on their ears

The MegaMinds would be his vessel
To bestow silly, sexy sounds to the masses
And restore balance to the lands
Thus, the people will pay homage to The MegaMinds
Revering them as gods themselves preferably
And purchasing many, many copies of their albums

```

## Personnel

* Marko Marko – writer, programming
* Peteorite – programming

## Trivia

* Length: 1:08
* Marko Marko originally performed the lyrics of this track himself until it was decided that a more Stephen Hawking-esque voice would be appropriate, which was produced by Peteorite.
* The drum beat from this track is heard at the end of "War Cry", but slowed down.
Feral Honky

"**Feral Honky**" is a track from the upcoming album, *Perpetuation of Perfection*. This track was first mentioned on the "Inspiration" episode of *The Making of Perpetuation of Perfection* by Peteorite when talking about the inspiration behind his lyrics. Peteorite claims the song comes from an occasion in which he encountered a rabid white man, dressed in a "sharp suit" with "frothing coming out of his mouth".
Inception of Perfection

***Inception of Perfection*** is the debut studio album by The MegaMinds, released on 18 December 2015. It is the first installment of the *Perfection* series of albums, succeeded by *Perpetuation of Perfection* and at least one more album. The album was recorded and produced by The MegaMinds themselves using Audacity and Linux MultiMedia Studio at their own home.

## Background

*Inception of Perfection* originally began as an album named *Teddy's Turbulent Trip to Paradise,* featuring twenty tracks (none of which had a single lyric written for them), and was to be followed by the albums *Tramp-Tastic*, *The Peanut Mobile* and *The Happy Teabag*. By 2013, that album series was scrapped in favour of the *Perfection* series. Once the track listing was adjusted, each MegaMind assigned themselves a number of tracks to create and took it upon themselves to write the lyrics and compose the music. The process of creating each track generally consisted of having the music produced using programmed instruments on Linux MultiMedia Studio, followed by recording the vocals and mastering the track on Audacity. On Christmas Eve of 2014, a short teaser was released, which was to precede the release of "Mega Famous", the album's first single, on YouTube in April 2015; however, due to editing issues, the single was not released until 1 December, seventeen days before the album itself. The album's release date was revealed in October alongside the artwork, with the track list following in November. *Inception* was uploaded to their YouTube and SoundCloud accounts on 18 December and became available to purchase on CD Baby a few days later.

## Track listing

1. "Welcome to The MegaMinds" (Intro)
2. "Sexy Martian"
3. "When I Was a Wizard"
4. "Dole Master"
5. "Club Hero"
6. "Inception of The MegaMinds" (Interlude #1)
7. "Mega Famous"
8. "Funky Jesus"
9. "The Quiet Riot"
10. "Boom Some Bitches"
11. "Pen Island"
12. "Dad Joke #137" (Interlude #2)
13. "Tank Cat"
14. "Johnny Docket's Pocket Rocket"
15. "Big-Nosed Ho's"
16. "The Glorious Wonders of Crack"
17. "War Cry" (Outro)
18. "Dole Master (A Cappella Version)"

## Credits and personnel

* Marko Marko – lead vocals on tracks 2, 4, 7, 9, 11, 15
* Neil Beforeme – lead vocals on tracks 3, 5, 8, 13
* Peteorite – lead vocals on tracks 10, 14, 16
* PoppaMind – album artwork photography
* Rhys Gethin – album artwork
Club Hero

"**Club Hero**" is the fifth track from *Inception of Perfection*.

## Story

"Club Hero" pokes fun at club music, reducing them to merely "bass" and "techno", as well as the people themselves that frequently go clubbing. As such, the track also explores the nightlife antics of the eponymous character, all with the intention of "getting laid". The song is mostly from the perspective of Club Hero himself; however, it begins and ends from the perspective of an acquaintance, who reveals that he actually holds romantic feelings for Club Hero and laments over the fact that his love is unrequited.

## Lyrics

```
This is your moment! This is your time!
Go get 'em, Club Hero

Yeah
Okay
Alright
Dropping beats
Here we go

Use one or two words, write any old shit
Pounding techno beat, it's a number one hit
More bass, more techno
Pick up the bass, let's go

More bass! More techno! x4

Bass! Techno! x4

In the club, everyone in their best gear
From head-to-toe, trying not to leer
Best place to be, 50p a drink
Slam ten and three, insides all over the sink to the sound of more

Bass! Techno! x2

Breaking out my best moves all over the floor
I see their envious eyes, they're begging me for more
Saved up all week, £10 entry I paid
New suit, fresh hair, expensive aftershave, I'm just trying my best to get laid

Been on the spade, it was so meant to be
Using the best chat-up lines that my daddy taught me
You don't need any money, girl, this ride is free
Now get your coat, I ain't paying for that taxi, oh

Club Hero, oh Club Hero
You're the one everybody wants to know
Club Hero, oh Club Hero
I see you now putting on a show
Club Hero, Club Hero
Why can't we be together?
Forever and ever
Why can't it be
Club Hero and me?

```

## Personnel

* Neil Beforeme – vocals, writer, programming
Bruise Cruise

"**Bruise Cruise**" is the second track from *Perpetuation of Perfection*.

## Story

This track was first mentioned on the "Winging It with FIFA" episode of *Tuning in to See: The MegaMinds*by Neil Beforeme when asked about his favourite so far. It was described as a song which people that have had "the shit kicked out of them" can relate to. In the "Inspiration" episode of *The Making of Perpetuation of Perfection*, Neil Beforeme claims that the inspiration for the lyrics came from the time he received beatings, among other things, from a sea captain who was in fact just someone who "wore a hat".

"Bruise Cruise" is sung by a sea captain delivering a message to the passengers aboard his cruise. The message begins innocently enough; however, the captain then declares that the passengers' "beating is due" and proceeds to graphically describe his ultra-violent intentions.

## Personnel

* Neil Beforeme – vocals, programming
* Peteorite – drum/percussion programming
Peteorite

**Peteorite** (or **Pete**) is the youngest brother of The MegaMinds. Distinguishable from Marko Marko and Neil Beforeme by his red tentacle mask, Peteorite is responsible for writing and providing vocals for tracks such as "Johnny Docket's Pocket Rocket", "The Glorious Wonders of Crack" and "Boom Some Bitches", as well as being the unofficial "drum supervisor".
Boom Some Bitches

"**Boom Some Bitches**" is the tenth track from *Inception of Perfection*.

## Story

"Boom Some Bitches" does not feature narrative lyrics like most of the other tracks from *Inception of Perfection*; instead, it is purely a parody of hip hop music, especially of the way in which females are typically portrayed in hip hop lyrics.

## Lyrics

```
We live in a world where the girls ain't treated right
'Cause these days they're in quite the plight
Well luckily, we've made one hell of a breakthrough
Just heed our words and you'll know what to do

(You gotta) Boom some bitches (You gotta) Boom some bitches
You can whip out your love gun or take out your shotgun
(We're gonna) Boom some bitches (We're gonna) Boom some bitches
Yeah we'll never run out of ammunition
(Bang 'em, blast 'em, all night long)
'Cause there's always time to boom some bitches

Sometimes it ain't easy to please your woman
Now I know what you're thinking, but the answer ain't arson
Guaranteed to succeed if you follow these rules
And you'll have one over those clueless fools

(You gotta) Boom some bitches (You gotta) Boom some bitches
You can whip out your love gun or take out your shotgun
(We're gonna) Boom some bitches (We're gonna) Boom some bitches
Yeah we'll never run out of ammunition
(Sawn-off, pump-action, 12-gauge shit)
You need all the right tools to boom some bitches

(Bang 'em, blast 'em, all night long)
(Sawn-off, pump-action, 12-gauge shit)
(Boom some bitches)
(Boom some bitches)

(You gotta) Boom some bitches (You gotta) Boom some bitches
You can whip out your love gun or take out your shotgun
(We're gonna) Boom some bitches (We're gonna) Boom some bitches
Yeah, we'll never run out of ammunition
(We don't hate, we don't discriminate)
It's the family business to boom some bitches

(You gotta) Boom some bitches (You gotta) Boom some bitches
You can whip out your love gun or take out your shotgun
(We're gonna) Boom some bitches (We're gonna) Boom some bitches
Yeah we'll never run out of ammunition
(Most motherfuckers don't know jack shit)
Yeah they ain't got the know-how to boom some bitches
(We do it best like none of the rest)
We're the mega masters of booming bitches

Boom some bitches!

```

## Personnel

* Marko Marko – backing vocals
* Neil Beforeme – backing vocals
* Peteorite – lead vocals, writer, programming

## Trivia

* Length: 3:05
* Originally named "Blast Some Bitches".
Honorary MegaMinds

The **Honorary MegaMinds** are people who are either related to The MegaMinds, but are not official MegaMinds themselves, or contribute to their work.

## List of Honorary MegaMinds

* BPC (Bitches' Perspective Consultant) – Marko Marko's wife, Neil Beforeme and Peteorite's sister-in-law
* MaloneMind – The MegaMinds' family friend
* MiniMind – Marko Marko's son, Neil Beforeme and Peteorite's nephew
* MoppaMind – The MegaMinds' mother
* PoppaMind – The MegaMinds' father
The Glorious Wonders of Crack

"**The Glorious Wonders of Crack**" is the sixteenth track from *Inception of Perfection*.

## Story

"The Glorious Wonders of Crack" details an "average day" for Peteorite, who is portrayed here as an unashamed crack addict. The verses describe his outrageous antics and seemingly impossible feats when intoxicated, which range from harmless to homicidal, with the music of each verse growing in volume to reflect his increasing insanity. In the choruses, he mentions the effects that his addiction has had, including becoming an insomniac and gaining bulletproof skin. Between the second chorus and third verse, he panics as he apparently runs out of crack, but discovers more and begins "round two". The track ends with him discovering that his "second round" of crack is actually gunpowder, resulting in a sudden explosion that possibly kills him.

## Lyrics

```
I bet you're wondering what I do on an average day
Well, let me tell you exactly what's going to happen today

I'm gonna
Smash some eggs, break some legs, drink six-hundred-and-ninety kegs
Slap a fish, eat radish, start a war with the Spanish
Burn a tree, fight a bee, defenestrate a three-foot hippie
Invent a dance, fly to France, kill a goat with a single glance

This won't even be an exciting day
I'm gonna crush Santa with his own sleigh
Don't fuck with me or I'll snap your back
Oh the glorious wonders of crack

Buy a boat, swing a stoat, make a friend, then slit his throat
Challenge a cat to combat, ruin my neighbour's thermostat
Build a trap, rape a chap, commit murder with a jockstrap
Jump in a bog, crush a bullfrog, drown a bum in tonnes of eggnog

The things you do when intoxicated
It could be worse, I could be constipated
I'm a diagnosed pyromaniac
Oh the glorious wonders of crack
It's been a month since I've had any sleep
My house is full of hundreds of sheep
I'm constantly looking for a plane to hijack
Oh the glorious wonders of crack

Oh God, I've not ran out of crack have I?
Oh no, it's okay, round two!

Spin a tramp, steal a lamp, squash some balls with a mighty clamp
Commit arson, take an orphan, massacre a village with a shotgun
Ride some narwhals, jump off waterfalls, learn martial arts and throw some fireballs
Revive Hitler, use some myrrh and rule the world as leader

My blood pressure is through the roof
And my skin's become near bulletproof
I've fucking wrecked my cul-de-sac
Oh the glorious wonders of crack
Life cannot be fun when you're just sober
In fact, now I'm quite the philosopher
For the hell of it I might start taking smack
Oh the glorious wonders of crack

Wait a minute, this isn't crack! This is gunpow--

```

## Personnel

* Peteorite – vocals, writer, programming

## Trivia

* Length: 2:23
* The section where the narrator runs out of crack was originally an intervention where Marko Marko and Neil Beforeme speak to Peteorite about his addiction, which ended in the other two asking him for some crack for themselves (a reference to *Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues*). The original track ended with all three caught in the explosion.
War Cry

"**War Cry**" is the seventeenth track from *Inception of Perfection*.

## Story

"War Cry" is an instrumental track that is considered to be the outro to *Inception of Perfection*. The track begins with a lone drum beat with more and more instruments being introduced to create a symphonic melody. Two minutes into the track, the piece shifts into a metal tune, which starts with drums and a bass guitar and continues to include more instruments. It is within this section of the track that the main focus is featured, which is a number of audio clips of quotes from films, television, video games and Internet videos. When these clips end, the track returns to the symphonic melody before shifting back to the metal genre again. Once this section ends again, the track finishes with a lone drum beat, similar to how the track began.

## Personnel

* Neil Beforeme – programming
* Peteorite – programming

## Trivia

* Length: 7:00
* Origins of the audio clips featured in "War Cry"
	+ *300*
	+ *A Knight's Tale*
	+ *Addams Family Values*
	+ *Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy*
	+ *asdfmovie2: deleted scenes*
	+ askhodgetwins
	+ *Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me*
	+ *Bomberman 64*
	+ *Breaking Bad*
	+ *Burnt Face Man 3*
	+ *Castlevania: Symphony of the Night*
	+ *Dragon Ball Z*
	+ *Duke Nukem 3D*
	+ *Game of Thrones*
	+ *Game of Thrones*(2014 video game)
	+ *Hercules: The Legendary Journeys*
	+ *Hot Shots! Part Deux*
	+ *The Keith Lemon Sketch Show*
	+ *The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring*
	+ *The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers*
	+ *Metal Gear Solid*
	+ *Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor*
	+ *Monty Python and the Holy Grail*
	+ *Mortal Kombat* (2011)
	+ *Mortal Kombat* (film)
	+ *Mortal Kombat 3*
	+ *Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian*
	+ *Predator*
	+ *Rocky III*
	+ Shia LaBeouf
	+ *Sonic Adventure*
	+ *Star Fox 64*
	+ *Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan*
	+ *Star Wars: Episode III **–** Revenge of the Sith*
	+ *Street Fighter* (1994 film)
	+ *Superhero Movie*
	+ *Terry Tate: Office Linebacker*
	+ *Tropic Thunder*
	+ *WWF War Zone*
	+ *Zoolander*
Set Production

This command lets you direct the factories of a star to produce a specific type of drone. You can only set the production if you are a member of the faction controlling the star.

#### Examples

* set production to *drone*
* switch production to *drone*
* switch to making *drone*
* switch factory to making *drone*
* make *drone*
* start making *drone*
Literacy Activity 3 - Nominalisation

## Nominalisation - Photosynthesis and Respiration [Stage 4]

* Main focus: **LW3a. identify the materials required by multicellular organisms for the processes of respiration and photosynthesis**
* Additional outcomes and content statements:
	+ LW3 Multicellular organisms contain systems of organs that carry out specialised functions that enable them to survive and reproduce.

## Activity Outline

In this lesson, students
will begin learning about the processes of photosynthesis and respiration and
how these processes contribute to living systems in order to keep ecosystems
alive. Because this concept may be difficult or intimidating for a stage 4
student encountering it at this level, the use of ‘nominalisation’ will be used
as a literacy teaching technique.

Nominalisation involves
the transformation of a sentence by converting the verbs to nouns. Once the
verbs are converted, words may need to be rearranged in order for the sentence
to make sense. By picking out the verbs in a scientific statement, students can
make clear what they key aspects of the sentence are.

Students will be given a
revision on what verbs and nouns are and following this, will be given a quick
exercise sheet in which they are to change verbs to nouns. After this, they will be given a
sheet featuring a few sentences about photosynthesis and respiration (See PDF ). Students
are to convert these sentences using nominalisation.

Nominalisation can be
particularly useful in science. Firstly, it helps break down more complex
scientific terms into terms that may be more common. In this way, terms specific
to the content may be contextualised to create a better understanding in
students. Secondly, by transforming the structure of a sentence without
changing its meaning, students will begin to observe and associate the
relevance of key points within the syllabus. For example, a statement like
“diubgfiunsiundfg”
may be hard for a year 7/8 student to understand on first read. However, after
reading it a number of times in order to nominalise it, and then transforming
all the verbs, the student may have a better grasp on what the sentence is
trying to portray.

## Differentiation and Considerations

* Lower acheiving students may have forgotten or be unsure about the concepts of nouns and verbs and how to convert them. The teacher should roam the classroom and ensure these students are on track, providing assistance where necessary. Refer to this teacher resource in order to better assist these students
Oh! Mighty Engine (album)

**Oh! Mighty Engine** is Neil Halstead's second solo album, the first after the hiatus of Mojave 3.

1. Oh! Mighty Engine
2. Elevenses
3. Little Twig
4. Witless or Wise
5. Paint A Face
6. Always The Good
7. No Mercy For The Muse
8. Sometimes The Wheels
9. Queen Bee
10. Spinning For Spoonie
11. A Gentle Heart
12. Baby, I Grew You A Beard

Halstead's first album after Mojave 3's hiatus, this album encompasses both silly, lighthearted songs and songs with an overarching theme of depression and suicide. This album seems to be written as a true salute to artists everywhere; this is suggested by the 5 or so songs that reference writing of some kind, or in the case of Paint A Face, photography.

#### Notable trivia

* Oh! Mighty Engine is about a writer with writer's block, who doesn't know where to go with a story and ends up drinking to find her muse.
* Elevenses has an interesting history. Halstead has said in a live video that he was high on cocaine when he wrote the song, but an American anti-drug organization requested to use the song in an "Above The Influence" commercial on T.V. He allowed them to use the song, and the commercial aired, giving the song its fifteen minutes of fame.
* Little Twig is possibly about children and inheritance. It may also be about musical spinoffs and attempting to control them.
* Witless or Wise makes several references to suicide, especially with the line *"Never did get to the edge, didn't jump, no, my life carried on"*. This is not his first song to hint at a depressed nature.
* Paint A Face is about a painter and photographer, who records everyone's faces so they remember them.
* Always The Good is an incredibly simple song, featuring only a few variations of the same words -- "Find the time to see everyone; you will soon see the good in everything". It is, very simply, reflecting on how easy it is to lose someone and how quick we are to grow depressed over the bad things.
* No Mercy For The Muse could be a satirical observation of songs written about others, stating that those songwriters are very easily pleased with whatever the muse does, and will record and remember only the good that he or she does.
* Sometimes the Wheels is, in Neil Halstead's own words, "about someone trying to sell you something. In this case, it was Jesus," as well as "my friend Dave. He likes to come over and break my things." The song is one of two songs -- the other being Loose Change -- in which Neil Halstead curses, this time asking rhetorically *"Who the fuck is he?"*
* Spinning for Spoonie is an interesting song, with a strange howl thrown in after every chorus. In addition, the song mentions the beginning-middle of fall several times, saying that when it comes, the listener's lover may call. The strangely human howl is then heard, leaving some to believe it is a werewolf song.
Welcome to The MegaMinds

"**Welcome to The MegaMinds**" is the first track from *Inception of Perfection.*

## Story

Serving as the introduction to *Inception of Perfection*, "Welcome to The MegaMinds" begins with what sounds like wind, followed by a voice saying "Welcome to The MegaMinds!". A strange noise comes next, accompanied by an agonising scream as the noise fades and the track ends.

## Personnel

* Marko Marko – Neff
* Neil Beforeme – wind
* Peteorite – scream

## Trivia

* Length: 0:10
* The track as a whole is somewhat of a reference to the video game *Altered Beast.*
	+ Marko Marko's voice and the noise he makes intentionally reference Neff, parodying his quote, "Welcome to your doom!", and the sound made when he transforms into the boss.
	+ Peteorite's scream in the background, though not intentional, sounds similar to the Centurion's cry during his transformations.
Numeracy Activity 3 – Mean and multiplication

## Mean and Multiplication - Cell Counting [Stage 4]

* Main focus: **LW2a. identify that living things are made of cells**
* Additional outcomes and content statements:
	+ LW2 Cells are the basic units of living things and have specialised structures and functions
	+ WS7.1 Students process data and information by:
		- e. applying simple numerical procedures, eg calculating means when processing data and information, as appropriate

## Activity Outline

In this lesson, students will use a simplified version
of methods microbiologists use to count cells under the microscope. This will
follow a lesson on cells as the smallest unit of life and serve as an
introduction to the rest of syllabus section LW2. This lesson will not only
exercise student numeracy skills, but also their competencies in using ICT and
technology to solve problems.

Students will be given a link of an image (see link ), more specifically a human blood
smear. They will be required to estimate the amount of cells in the sample by
using a grid. Students (in pairs) will be instructed to use the following
steps:

* Save the image to the computer they are using.
* Using a simple photo editor (such as PhotoShop or GIMP), students are to draw an even grid of squares. The amount of squares they use is up to them).
* Count the amount of red blood cells in a single square and record the number. Repeat this with 2-3 more squares.
* Using the total number of cells counted, students are to find the average amount of cells per square
* Students will multiply the average cell count by the number of squares in the grid in order to create an estimate count

Once all students estimate the number of cells in the image, the
teacher will give the actual cell count. Students will compare this to their
number and assess how accurate their counting method was. Finally, students
will discuss in an open forum the benefits and limitations of this counting
method as well as the accuracy and validity of their final result.

## Differentiation and Considerations

* If students are not confident with their image-editing abilities OR if computers with image-editing are not available, students can instead draw a grid onto a printed image using a ruler.
* For students who excel at the activity, ask them to do another count. However for this second count, they are to use a different number of squares and see how this affects the average
* For students who need an additional challenge, ask them to reflect on how differing approaches to the method may change the result and accuracy. Ask them the benefits/limitations of counting the squares all in one section as opposed to counting random squares around the whole image. Ask them to predict how the result may be affected if only the squares in the furthest corners of the image were used.
Dole Master (A Cappella Version)

"**Dole Master (A Cappella Version)**" is the eighteenth and final track from *Inception of Perfection*.

## Story

As an a cappella version of "Dole Master", this track features none of the lyrics or programmed instruments from in the original; instead, Marko Marko provides the melody, Neil Beforeme the bass, and Peteorite the drums and percussion. All three MegaMinds also provide the "ghostly" voices that replaces the "wind" from the original track. This is considered a bonus track by The MegaMinds, as "War Cry" serves as the album's outro.

## Personnel

* Marko Marko – a cappella melody, ghost #1
* Neil Beforeme – a cappella bass, ghost #2
* Peteorite – a cappella drums and percussion, ghost #3

## Trivia

* Length: 4:43
* This version of "Dole Master" was created as a way of commemorating the original as the first song written by The MegaMinds.
* This track contained re-recorded vocals from the original version, although they were removed after The MegaMinds believed it served better as an "instrumental a cappella" version.
Digging Shelters

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Computer, what’s the point in this?

You do all the thinking, where are we?

Just digging shelters in the snow -

Build a house of dream and domino

Oh no, it’s fallen down

Got my headphones on, I won’t hear a sound

No, it’s all broke down

Eyes out on the road but no-one comes along,

When you want them to

Let your hair hang long

Yeah, that old north wind is blowing through these cracked up walls

And you won’t feel so strong

Voices on the street, yeah it’s closing time... again

Computer, what’s the point in this?

You do all the thinking, where are we?

Just building shelters in the snow -

Build a house of dream and domino

Oh no, it’s fallen down

Got my headphones on and I won’t hear a sound

Yeah it’s all broke down

Eyes out on the road but no-one comes along, when you want them to

## Notable trivia

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## Appearances in Media

This song was used in the film *Enough Said*, in a few of the scenes near the end. It was played slightly faster than its recorded version, and a few lines were omitted to save more time.
Oh! Mighty Engine (song)

Cindy writes a paragraph

Says time is passing

But the bubbles in her heart

Are everlasting

Yes, she gave her life to art

And who could blame her?

It's pretty major

Fraught with danger

and stuff like that

Oh! Mighty Engine

Of good intention

You're purring softly beside me

Grinding gently beside me

Tapping totally madly

For you

Says the plot is getting strange

Taking on new meaning

And the heroes run away,

'Cause no one stopped them

But she can't control the page

There's people dying

Semicolons crying

And full stops finding fault

Oh, what a dolt

Oh

Oh! Mighty Engine

Of good intention,

You're purring softly beside me

Tapping totally madly

Grinding gently beside me

For you

Cindy writes of kerosene

And broken bottles

Says these troubles were a part of someone's childhood

But she can't get past the point

Where someone's dying

It's pretty minor

A pithy liner would sort it out

But he won't die

He just mucks about

Oh, it's so hard

Now we've broken out the gin,

It helps her thinking

And given in to sin

We're breathing deeply

But something's on her mind, a chapter's stirring...

Her mind is whirling...

And off she trots

To tap her keys to the top

Oh, she's off

Oh! Mighty Engine

Of good intention

You're purring softly beside me

Grinding gently beside me

Tapping totally madly

For you

## Notable trivia

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What's Next

This command tells you when the next drone will be produced at the current star. If there are no factories at the current star, it tells you when a drone would be produced if there was one factory there.

Examples

* when's the next one due to be built
* when is the next one due to be built
* next one
* next build
* how fast
* what's next
* what is next
* when's next
* when is next
* when's the next
* when is the next
Lynn "Flaming Paw" DelRosso

Lynn DelRosso is a woman who was, as a teenager, chosen by the Flame Leopard to be its champion. This has not exactly helped her to be humble.

She is played by Orange\_prose.

## Aspects

High Concept: Chosen by the Fire Leopard

Trouble: Good As I Think I Am

Other: 'Rich, Distracted Parents'; 'Yeah, I have a Nemesis'; 'My Students are my Responsibility'; 'Not So Bulletproof'

## Skills

Superb +5:

Great +4: Fists

Good +3: Athletics, Discipline

Fair +2: Conviction, Endurance, Lore

Average +1: Driving, Resources, Investigation, Alertness

## Stunts & Powers

-1 Marked by Power

-2 Flaming Fists

-1 Focused Strike

-1 The Sight

+0 Soul Gaze

## Notes

Runs the Flaming Paw Dojo in Ansonia

Has prior experience dealing with the supernatural from her time in Memphis, TN.
Working Scientifically Activity 1 – Presenting Data In a Diagram

## Presenting Information in a Diagram - The Solar System [Stage 5]

* Main Focus: **WS9 Students communicate by:**
	+ **d. constructing and using a range of representations to honestly, clearly and/or succinctly present data and information including diagrams, keys, models, tables, drawings, images, flowcharts, spreadsheets and databases**
* Additional outcomes and content statements:
	+ ES1 Scientific understanding, including models and theories, are contestable and are refined over time through a process of review by the scientific community.
		- a. outline some of the major features contained in the universe, including galaxies, stars, solar systems and nebulae

## Activity Outline

In this activity, students will be required to draw an
accurate representation of our Solar System. After learning about the different
planets and components within the solar system, students will use information
found online to create an effective drawing.

Students will be directed to the two following
websites:

* http://sciencenetlinks.com/interactives/messenger/psc/PlanetSize.html
* http://www.universetoday.com/15878/diagram-of-the-solar-system/

Using the information found on this website, students must draw an
accurate diagram and representation of the entire solar system. This activity
is to be done in pairs.

The diagram must include the planets and the sun, as well as
accurately demonstrate the relative sizes and distances between each planet (to
scale). This activity also incorporates numeracy in that students must use the
ratios and measurements given on the ‘Science Links’ website in order to make a
diagram to scale.

## Differentiation and Considerations

* Students who finish early may do further research into the moons and satellites of each of the planets and draw them into their diagram, with correct sizing and scale
* Invite students to get creative in creating their drawing. Include colours and features (e.g. the great Red Spot of Jupiter) and rings. This will allow more artistic students to demonstrate their skills and individuality. It will also allow for students of all cognitive abilities to demonstrate their creativity.
Sometimes The Wheels

Knock on the door, yeah

It's early morning

Man in a suit says

He wants to talk to me

About the big J.C.

Who the fuck is he?

Reached in his bag,

Pulls out a bible,

Says 'He was a man

Just like you and me'

Well, whoop-ee-dee

Sometimes the wheels fall off

And sometimes you can't get up

Oh, sometimes I just sit and think

And I don't talk much

Sometimes the world moves fast,

Sometimes you can't keep up

Oh, sometimes I just sit and think

And I don't do much

No, I don't do much

## Notable trivia

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Love Is a Beast

Should I write your name upon the sand

never heard of love til I saw your smile

never missed today til I lost tomorrow

Girl why d'ya stand so tall and sincere

shall I write down your name

watch it disappear

Oh, vagabond child, gypsy sin

if love is a beast I will set it free

but it won't change my failings

and it won't change me...

## Notable trivia

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"Wild" Bill Jamerson

Bill grew up a single child of a single father. While not a bad man, Bill's father was distant and strict trusting Bill to be independent and hold his own. Bill often helped out other kids as a means of achieving friendship and this carried over to his career as a cop. Bill enjoyed the comrade and learned to loosen up, this caused him to become vulnerable to a few shady dealings and left him in a bad way after he testified against a former partner. Bill learned to keep to himself and soon earned a reputation as a hard man with little humor. He soon transferred out and joined up with the Darke County Sheriff's office.

## Aspects

High Concepts: Darke County Deputy

Trouble: No Time for Jocularity

Other: Self Appointed Protector, Strong Stoic Type, My Eyes Have Been Opened

## Skills

Superb +5:

Great +4: Alertness

Good +3: Conviction, Guns

Fair +2: Discipline, Investigation, Athletics

Average +1: Fists, Burglary, Driving, Scholarship

## Stress

Physical: 2

Mental: 4

Social: 2
Little Twig

Counting all my steps right back to you

Little twig

You are a fig-

-ment of me

Or is it you?

Or is it you?

Your bicycle makes trouble for us all.

You've got no brakes.

Yeah, you've got the shakes

And little boys,

Well, they drop their toys,

When you fly past, oh, yes they do

The art of living well is not just choice

Comes down to luck...

And who you trust

Oh, little twig

You do trust well

Yeah, you do trust well

Yeah, you do just well

Do do do do do do

Do do do do

Do do do... do do do do

Seagulls on the roof have kept me wide

Awake and pale

In case I fail

To sleep again

To dream of you

To take my turn on something new.

Mudguard in the flap, chain is slack

Little twig, you rattle past

Like a can of nails on an angel's tail

Yes, you do!

Yes, you do!

Sunday morning paper says you've failed

To make it through,

Oh, little twig

Could this be true?

Could this be true?

Could this be true?

Could this be true?

## Notable trivia

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Bad Drugs and Minor Chords

When she was a little girl, she traveled all over

this great wide world.

She said 'it`s not what you do, it`s the way

that you do it that really matters.

I`m not your roller-coaster girl,

I`m just a boy and I got no sty-y-yle.

I`m the bullet, you`re the gun

if you pull the trigger we`ll both be gone.

It`s not what you say, it`s the way that you say it

that really hurts.

I know I`m not alone but I`m feeling so lonely,

don`t you understand?

I don`t know know what you`re saying girl,

I`m just a boy, and I got no style....

Short shrift on the weekend wars,

bad drugs and minor chords.

Short shrift on the weekend wars,

bad drugs and minor chords

I`m not your roller-coaster girl,

I`m just a boy and I got no sty-y-le (x5)

## Notable trivia

* Bad Drugs and Minor Chords uses several strange, mumbled words in its chorus, but it seems that it's written from the point of view of a person who doesn't really have a very exciting life, and so uses drugs in between work shifts to spice things up
Sandy

Hey there, sandgirl

Don't make me smile

I'm halfway gone and you're still waking up

Another time I may stay for awhile

Another year I may stay for your smile

It's a hard road a man must run

It's a long road a man must travel

Sandy, don't cry

And I won't cry too

Hey there now, don't you seem so proud

Going over with the highway there

I'll light a candle for the part that's gone

I'll see you with, with the wind in your hair

It's a hard road a man must run

It's a long road a man must... see you

Sandy, don't cry

I will not cry too

## Notable trivia

* One of Halstead's longer songs, only a meagre 2.5 minutes shorter than Mojave 3's "My Life In Art", which is 7.5 minutes long.
* Very possibly the most ambiguous song he has ever written.