Hailey Flower (Generation 2):23

Here is the 23rd comic of the Hailey Flower series (Gen 2) I couldn’t find the release date for this comic. There are 10 images in this comic part.

Characters: Linda and Day

# Plot:

Linda and Day are talking in the kitchen. Linda keeps farting and gets suspicious about what's happening, and Day distracts and asks if she can fart too and Linda yells at her. Linda shoves her butt into Day's face and farts.

# Script:

Linda: Day we have a problem here!

[Linda lets out a fart while Day is a bit surprised]

\**Fraaaaat*\*

Day:  I think this is more "you" than "we".

Linda: I was not this gassy before talking to Brandon!

[Linda then bends down and lets out another fart while Day covers her nose]

\**Buuuuuurb*\*

Day [while nose covered]: Maybe Brandon is making you nervous.

Linda: Oh please, I haven't had nervous gas since I was 6.

[Linda then let's out a surprise fart while Day rubs her butt]

\**Pooooooooot*\*

Day [while nose covered]: Well, I know you had a no farting policy but since you're cutting loose, mind if I do the same? I've been holding in some wet steamy ones that-

Linda: Don't even think about Titanic-Trunk! I don't need any more asses ass-ing up this house!

Day: Okay! Jeez!

[Linda then turns around and lets out another fart]

\**Frrrrrrrrrrrp*\*

Day [while waving off the fart]: Damn your ass really is noisy....and stinky.

Linda [while farting]: The worst part is that I'm stinking up my new pants...

[Linda then grabs Day and shoves her face into her butt and farts]

\**Paaaaaaaaaf*\*

Linda [while farting]: Do you smell that? An hour ago, they smelled like a field of daisies. Now they smell like old cabbage and rotten dairy products.

[Linda continues farting in Day's face]

\**Braaaaaaaart*\*

Linda [while farting]: God these farts feel sloppy and warm. Plus, they smell so much worse than my normal ones. I can smell them from here. I can only imagine how they smell up close.

[End]

Plot: Linda and Day are talking in the kitchen. Linda keeps farting and gets suspicious about what's happening, and Day distracts and asks if she can fart too and Linda yells at her. Linda shoves her butt into Day's face and farts.

Script:

Linda: Day we have a problem here!

[Linda lets out a fart while Day is a bit surprised]

\*Fraaaaat\*

Day:  I think this is more "you" than "we".

Linda: I was not this gassy before talking to Brandon!

[Linda then bends down and lets out another fart while Day covers her nose]

\*Buuuuuurb\*

Day [while nose covered]: Maybe Brandon is making you nervous.

Linda: Oh please, I haven't had nervous gas since I was 6.

[Linda then let's out a surprise fart while Day rubs her butt]

\*Pooooooooot\*

Day [while nose covered]: Well, I know you had a no farting policy but since you're cutting loose, mind if I do the same? I've been holding in some wet steamy ones that-

Linda: Don't even think about Titanic-Trunk! I don't need any more asses ass-ing up this house!

Day: Okay! Jeez!

[Linda then turns around and lets out another fart]

\*Frrrrrrrrrrrp\*

Day [while waving off the fart]: Damn your ass really is noisy....and stinky.

Linda [while farting]: The worst part is that I'm stinking up my new pants...

[Linda then grabs Day and shoves her face into her butt and farts]

\*Paaaaaaaaaf\*

Linda [while farting]: Do you smell that? An hour ago, they smelled like a field of daisies. Now they smell like old cabbage and rotten dairy products.

[Linda continues farting in Day's face]

\*Braaaaaaaart\*

Linda [while farting]: God these farts feel sloppy and warm. Plus, they smell so much worse than my normal ones. I can smell them from here. I can only imagine how they smell up close.

[End]

Script:

Linda: Day we have a problem here!

[Linda lets out a fart while Day is a bit surprised]

\**Fraaaaat*\*

Day:  I think this is more "you" than "we".

Linda: I was not this gassy before talking to Brandon!

Linda then bends down and lets out another fart while Day covers her nose]

\**Buuuuuurb*\*

Day [while nose covered]: Maybe Brandon is making you nervous.

Linda: Oh please, I haven't had nervous gas since I was 6.

[Linda then let's out a surprise fart while Day rubs her butt]

\**Pooooooooot*\*

Day [while nose covered]: Well, I know you had a no farting policy but since you're cutting loose, mind if I do the same? I've been holding in some wet steamy ones that-

Linda: Don't even think about Titanic-Trunk! I don't need any more asses ass-ing up this house!

Day: Okay! Jeez!

[Linda then turns around and lets out another fart]

\**Frrrrrrrrrrrp*\*

Day [while waving off the fart]: Damn your ass really is noisy....and stinky.

Linda [while farting]: The worst part is that I'm stinking up my new pants...

[Linda then grabs Day and shoves her face into her butt and farts]

\**Paaaaaaaaaf*\*

Linda [while farting]: Do you smell that? An hour ago, they smelled like a field of daisies. Now they smell like old cabbage and rotten dairy products.

[Linda continues farting in Day's face]

\**Braaaaaaaart*\*

Linda [while farting]: God these farts feel sloppy and warm. Plus, they smell so much worse than my normal ones. I can smell them from here. I can only imagine how they smell up close.

[End]