Atavz's Family Guy Scorecard (My Rating Scale)

## Season 1 (Average) - 5.7

Death Has a Shadow - Good

I Never Met the Dead Man - Poor

Chitty Chitty Death Bang - Great

Mind Over Murder - Bad

A Hero Sits Next Door - Neutral

The Son Also Draws - Poor

Brian: Portrait of a Dog - Magnificent

## Season 2 (Average) - 6.4

Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater - Great

Holy Crap - Magnificent

Da Boom - Legendary

Brian in Love - Poor

Love Thy Trophy - Good

Death is a Bitch - Magnificent

The King is Dead - Neutral

I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar - Poor

If I’m Dyin’, I’m Lyin’ - Neutral

Running Mates - Poor

A Picture’s Worth a Thousand Bucks - Bad

Fifteen Minutes of Shame - Neutral

Road to Rhode Island - Legendary

Let’s Go to the Hop - Great

Dammit Janet! - Bad

There’s Something About Paulie - Poor

He’s Too Sexy For His Fat - Great

E. Peterbus Unum - Legendary

The Story on Page One - Good

Wasted Talent - Great

Fore Father - Neutral

## Season 3 (Average) - 5.5

The Thin White Line - Great

Brian Does Hollywood - Average

Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington - Great

One if By Clam, Two if By Sea - Neutral

And the Wiener Is... - Poor

Death Lives - Great

Lethal Weapons - Good

The Kiss Seen Around the World - Awful

Mr. Saturday Knight - Bad

A Fish Out of Water - Poor

Emission Impossible - Magnificent

To Love and Die in Dixie - Awful

Screwed the Pooch - Bad

Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother? - Great

Ready, Willing, and Disabled - Awful

A Very Special Family Guy Freakin’ Christmas - Magnificent

Brian Wallows and Peter’s Swallows - Legendary

From Method to Madness - Bad

Stuck Together, Torn Apart - Neutral

Road to Europe - Average

Family Guy Viewer Mail #1 - Great

When You Wish Upon a Weinstein - Bad

## Season 4 (Average) - 5.8

North By North Quahog - Legendary

Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High - Poor

Blind Ambition - Bad

Don’t Make Me Over - Neutral

The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire - Average

Petarded - Bad

Brian the Bachelor - Neutral

8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter - Awful

Breaking Out is Hard to Do - Great

Model Misbehavior - Poor

Peter’s Got Woods - Average

The Perfect Castaway - Poor

Jungle Love - Awful

PTV - Magnificent

Brian Goes Back to College - Good

The Courtship of Stewie’s Father - Neutral

The Fat Guy Strangler - Legendary

The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz - Poor

Brian Sings and Swings - Good

Patriot Games - Legendary

I Take Thee, Quagmire - Poor

Sibling Rivalry - Average

Deep Throats - Awful

Peterotica - Neutral

You May Now Kiss the... uh... Guy Who Receives - Great

Petergeist - Magnificent

The Griffin Family History - Great

Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story - Great

## Season 5 (Poor) - 3.7

Stewie Loves Lois - Great

Mother Tucker - Bad

Hell Comes to Quahog - Awful.

Saving Private Brian - Good

Whistle While Your Wife Works - Neutral

Prick Up Your Ears - Poor

Chick Cancer - Awful

Barely Legal - Horrible

Road to Rupert - Good

Peter’s Two Dads - Awful

The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou - Bad

Airport ‘07 - Awful

Bill and Peter’s Bogus Journey - Bad

No Meals on Wheels - Horrible

Boys Do Cry - Awful.

No Chris Left Behind - Poor

It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One - Awful

Meet the Quagmires - Magnificent

## Season 6 (Neutral) - 4.5

Blue Harvest - Magnificent

Movin’ Out (Brian’s Song) - Awful

Believe it or Not, Joe’s Walking on Air - Awful

Stewie Kills Lois - Great

Lois Kills Stewie - Legendary

Padre De Familia - Bad

Peter’s Daughter - Awful

McStroke - Neutral

Back to the Woods - Good

Play it Again, Brian - Horrible

The Former Life of Brian - Bad

Long John Peter - Awful

## Season 7 (Bad) - 2.7

Love, Blactually - Horrible

I Dream of Jesus - Magnificent

Road to Germany - Good

Baby Not on Board - Awful

The Man With Two Brians - Bad

Tales of a Third Grade Nothing - Awful

Ocean’s Three and a Half - Neutral

Family Gay - Notorious

The Juice is Loose - Notorious

FOX-y Lady - Awful

Not All Dogs Go to Heaven - Notorious

420 - Awful

Stew-Roids - Bad

We Love You, Conrad - Horrible

Three Kings - Bad

Peter’s Progress - Poor

## Season 8 (Bad) - 3.0

Road to the Multiverse - Great

Family Goy - Notorious

Spies Reminiscent of Us - Bad

Brian’s Got a Brand New Bag - Horrible

Hannah Banana - Poor

Quagmire’s Baby - Awful

Jerome is the New Black - Horrible

Dog Gone - Awful

Business Guy - Average

Big Man on Hippocampus - Neutral

Dial Meg for Murder - Poor

Extra-Large Medium - Neutral

Go, Stewie, Go - Bad

Peter-assment - Notorious

Brian Griffin’s House of Payne - Horrible

April in Quahog - Awful

Brian & Stewie - Bad

Quagmire’s Dad - Notorious

The Splendid Source - Great

Something, Something, Something, Dark Side - Average

Partial Terms of Endearment - Horrible

## Season 9 (Bad) - 3.1

And Then There Were Fewer - Average

Excellence in Broadcasting - Awful

Welcome Back, Carter - Horrible

Halloween on Spooner Street - Bad

Baby, You Knock Me Out - Bad

Brian Writes a Bestseller - Awful

Road to the North Pole - Great

New Kidney in Town - Horrible

And I’m Joyce Kinney - Horrible

Friends of Peter G. - Poor

German Guy - Neutral

The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair - Awful

Trading Places - Awful

Tiegs for Two - Horrible

Brothers and Sisters - Bad

The Big Bang Theory - Great

Foreign Affairs - Notorious

It’s a Trap! - Poor

## Season 10 (Bad) - 3.3

Lottery Fever - Awful

Seahorse Seashell Party - Notorious

Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q. - Notorious

Stewie Goes for a Drive - Horrible

Back to the Pilot - Legendary

Thanksgiving - Awful

Amish Guy - Bad

Cool Hand Peter - Neutral

Grumpy Old Man - Awful

Quagmire and Meg - Bad

The Blind Side - Good

Livin’ on a Prayer - Average

Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream - Awful

Be Careful What You Fish For - Notorious

Burning Down the Bayit - Horrible

Killer Queen - Neutral

Forget-Me-Not - Good

You Can’t Do That on Television, Peter - Awful

Mr. and Mrs. Stewie - Bad

Leggo My Meg-O - Neutral

Tea Peter - Awful

Family Guy Viewer Mail #2 - Great

Internal Affairs - Notorious

## Season 11 (Bad) - 2.9

Into Fat Air - Magnificent

Ratings Guy - Bad

The Old Man and the Big C - Awful

Yug Ylimaf - Good

Joe’s Revenge - Neutral

Lois Comes Out of Her Shell - Horrible

Friends Without Benefits - Awful

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph - Awful

Space Cadet - Average

Brian’s Play - Bad

The Giggity Wife - Horrible

Valentine’s Day in Quahog - Poor

Chris Cross - Awful

Call Girl - Notorious

Turban Cowboy - Horrible

12 and a Half Angry Men - Poor

Bigfat - Awful

Total Recall - Bad

Save the Clam - Horrible

Farmer Guy - Awful

Roads to Vegas - Poor

No Country Club for Old Men - Horrible

## Season 12 (Bad) - 3.1

Finders Keepers - Awful

Vestigial Peter - Awful

Quagmire’s Quagmire - Great

A Fistful of Meg - Bad

Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee - Bad

Life of Brian - Horrible

In Harmony’s Way - Poor

Christmas Guy - Horrible

Peter Problems - Awful

Grimm Job - Good

Brian’s a Bad Father - Horrible

Mom’s the Word - Awful

3 Acts of God - Neutral

Fresh Heir - Notorious

Secondhand Spoke - Bad

Herpe, the Love Sore - Notorious

The Most Interesting Man in the World - Neutral

Baby Got Black - Awful

Meg Stinks! - Great

He’s Bla-ack! - Bad

Chap Stewie - Poor

## Season 13 (Bad) - 3.1

The Simpsons Guy - Legendary

The Book of Joe - Awful

Baking Bad - Awful

Brian the Closer - Horrible

Turkey Guys - Bad

The 2000-Year-Old Virgin - Horrible

Stewie, Chris, and Brian’s Excellent Adventure - Great

Our Idiot Brian - Neutral

This Little Piggy - Awful

Quagmire’s Mom - Notorious

Encyclopedia Griffin - Awful

Stewie is Enceinte - Bad

Dr. C and the Women - Awful

1. JOLO - Average

Once Bitten - Bad

Roasted Guy - Horrible

Fighting Irish - Bad

Take My Wife - Awful

## Season 14 (Bad( - 2.7

Pilling Them Softly - Bad

Papa’s Got a Rollin’ Son - Poor

Guy, Robot - Awful

Peternormal Activity - Great

Peter, Chris, and Brian - Awful

Peter’s Sister - Awful

Hot-Pocket Dial - Horrible

Brokeback Swanson - Awful

A Shot in the Dark - Notorious

Candy Quahog Marshmallow! - Neutral

The Peanut Butter Kid - Bad

Scammed Yankees - Awful

An App a Day - Awful

Underage Peter - Bad

A Lot Going On Upstairs - Good

The Heartbreak Dog - Horrible

Take a Letter - Bad

The New Adventures of Old Tom - Bad

Run, Chris, Run - Awful

Road to India - Notorious

## Season 15 (Bad) - 2.7

The Boys in the Band - Awful

Bookie of the Year - Bad

American Gigg-Olo - Notorious

Inside Family Guy - Poor

Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date - Awful

Hot Shots - Notorious

High School English - Horrible

Carter and Tricia - Awful

How the Griffin Stole Christmas - Neutral

Passenger Fatty-Seven - Great

Gronkowsbees - Average

Peter’s Def Jam - Neutral

The Finer Strings - Bad

The Dating Game - Awful

Cop and a Half-Wit - Awful

Saturated Fat Guy - Poor

Peter’s Lost Youth - Horrible

The Peter Principal - Awful

Dearly Deported - Awful

A House Full of Peters - Notorious

## Season 16 (Bad) - 3.1

Emmy-Winning Episode - Bad

Foxx in the Men House - Awful

Nanny Goats - Horrible

Follow the Money - Bad

Three Directors - Good

The D in Apartment 23 - Awful

Petey IV - Awful

Crimes and Meg’s Demeanor - Poor

Don’t Be a Dickens at Christmas - Poor

Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog) - Awful

Dog Bites Bear - Great

Send in Stewie, Please - Notorious

V is for Mystery - Neutral

Veteran Guy - Awful

The Woof of Wall Street - Awful

Family Guy Through the Years - Average

Switch the Flip - Neutral

HTTPete - Awful

The Unkindest Cut - Horrible

Are You There, God? It’s Me, Peter - Horrible