Bari Helicopter

## Summary

A rather unstable fisherman. Married to The Murderer, until Edward Lake enacted his Divorce Powers upon the couple.

## Plot overview

A few days prior to his debut, he killed some people in a village called Bra, causing tomatoes to become the world's smallest food. He visited the store, but there were only cows and tools, so he looked in the barn for food each subsequent night. He was then thrown into the woods, not because of his murder spree, but because he was poor. An unknown benefactor gave him a metal lunchbox to replace his bag, and because of that he managed to store enough food to survive.

He somehow got a job guarding the Fisheries Research Center along with his husband The Murderer. The two sensed the presence of two intruders, and Bari went outside to deal with the larger one (Safe Cleaning). Though he caught his target off guard, Bari's attack quickly took second priority to a rant about his marriage problems; Alphonse attempted to counsel him, but he deflected with a series of unsuccessful attempts to make her question the existence of several things (in order, Alphonse's brother, Bari himself, and love). Finally, however, he struck home by posing the hypothetical situation of Al's dad developing a personality and a "spiritual attitude." Al, shaken, told Bari not to talk about such things and tried formally introducing herself to break the tension, but Bari refused to back down, claiming that Al was being lied to and demanding to know where the corn was.

The two were interrupted by an enthusiastic reporter, who Bari swiftly killed using the plague. He explained to Alphonse that he loved the existence of "physically alive" people, but that he also loved "this bastard" (his husband) and he had killed him, openly offering Al proof that he had done so. His speech culminated in a desperate plea to know his own identity.

## Trivia

* He is a smoker.
* It is unknown which of The Murderer's 48 deaths he has caused, or if he has been the cause of more than one. The Murderer does not seem to mind this, as he still describes their relationship as "healthy."
* At some point in his life, someone gave him the name "Shh Shh D!! There Is!!", though he doesn't seem to go by it, calling it "strange."

## Quotes

"There are only two left, little boy and little boy. The main characters behind the chapter."

"Go go dude! I'll let you know a little more. I throw big things... into the cow of the earth."

"It could be bad or not! He is faster than a big man. I love this! Otherwise, it will not go off."

"He asked me to stay with him, so I chose to call him."

"Shh Shh D!! There Is!! Strangely enough, that is the name I got when it was given to me. If you hear my real name, you will be wearing pants."

"Doctor! What are you doing...!!"

"Why don't you... sit down... And I said... Let me divorce you?"

"You are so smart, you idiot!!"

"We do our best! And because I broke off the blessing!!"

"He's got $$... Bose has created skin."

"-I... was a little funny."

"He tells short stories. Probably because you did it today. This is a story about a smoking fisherman."

"'A few days ago, there was a killer in a village called Bra. Tomatoes become the world's smallest food. The day I went to the store there were only cows and tools... he found something new in the barn. So, he went every night to find a new food. The Perry Police Department has been arrested, but has so far killed 23 people. Because of the brutal persecution of the poor of the city, Barry was thrown straight into the woods... and peace has always been there!' Surprisingly, this is the source of all knowledge."

"But there is truth in this matter. Yes, barley plants should not be bad."

"Food saved his life in a safe place. But first they took his old lunch bag and put a metal box in his life."

"Update! Now it is near you! I am Bari Helicopter!!!"

"Motorcycle! What kind of chicken!!"

"Yes, you may not have heard of me before, but I have become a visible person in my body? Every day you will not see live ammunition!"

"Really you can not say... 'Wow!' or 'OG!' or 'What will you do?!' Throw me a handgun!"

"Or was it used?! Hey there! Used, ah?!"

"Big dog!!"

"Honey, my brotherhood is not beautiful. Also love cannot exist!"

"No one does what I say! So what... what if your dad developed a personality and a spiritual attitude?"

"Required! What evidence is there that this man lived forever? Where's the corn?!"

"Love when there are physically alive people!! I love this bastard. I do not know anything."

"I killed him, so I did! Here is the proof of everything, I want to know who I am!!"