People Freaking Out

"*We all freak out sometimes. It doesn't make it any less funny when you see someone else doing it.*"
―Erik
People Freaking Out is the 82nd lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on March 31, 2018.

## Summary

Erik welcomes any students that are new to class, reminds them to conduct themselves like gentlemen, and then invites them to laugh at some people that are freaking the fuck out. Erik laughs at a guy freaking out because his car is on fire. He leaves a comment, but he accidentally posts it on a Shakira music video so he freaks out.

Erik finds a subreddit where he can watch as many people freaking out as he likes. Then he watches a classic freak out video. Next, he looks into the many fast food freak outs and watches a compilation of them. But compilations are cash grabs with stolen content so he leaves a comment from Nude Celebs for Free.

Erik decides to look for a racist freak out, and he finds a woman freaking out because her doctor isn't white. Then he finds a clip from a young Alex Jones freaking out like an idiot for attention.

## Comments

*I remember one time I was slappin my baby to sleep when I noticed my neighbor's kitchen was on fire. First thing I did was grab my garden house and spray the whole side of my house so it wouldn't light up, then I attached the hose to my baby until it blew up like a water balloon and kicked that little asshole right through my neighbor's kitchen window where it immediately doused the flames then I took my boat out and hate-fucked a tuna ijiiiim mormon #deletefacebook*
- Erik

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- Erik

*It's faked*
- Dogemaster Noob

*BILL CLINTON KILLED MY DOG YOU IDIOT DON'T LET EM STEAL YOUR FINGERPRINTS THAT'S HOW THEY GOT MY MAN OJ GIMME SOME CIGARETTES AHHHBLABARBABABABAGH. BAAAALAHAHAHAH WARBOLBLARBALFGH WHAT WHO ME HA HUEGEGGGG OH YEAH WHATRE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT AAAGHLAAHGALHGALGHABLAHRBARB THIS FUCKIN GUY*
- Erik

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- Erik

*if she was black and demanding black doctor nobody wouldn't complain. #doublestandards*
- m3ntl3g3n

*Hey don't worry I'm sure if she was black she'd be in the hospital to identify her kid's body because police shot him in his front yard for no reason. As for the person who said “at least she's not blowing things up" you obviously don't live in Austin, Texas. I hope doctors someday locate whatever the fuck sort of misfiring synapse in your brain is responsible for coming to a video like this and twisting yourself into such a salty hate-pretzel trying to find the road to sounding even more crazy than the lady screaming for a white doctor. I know it gets cold in the dark recesses of that corner you feel so backed into because of the burgeoning successes of things like acceptance but we all know you people jerk off to
interracial porn in your spare time so fuckin email it to me and now on NUDE CELEBS FOR FREE if you use coupon code IMAVIRGIN, no one would be surprised.**PS everyone knows Asian doctors are the best so this bitch is wrong on all counts*
- Erik

*Much like how a baby learns to cry and make a scene as a way of getting attention, we can see here the moment Alex Jones learned that freaking out like a fucking idiot and screaming overtop of the entire world would see him rewarded. Alex must have felt like Isaac Newton discovering gravity that day, as he ran over ten dogs on the way back to the sausage-packing factory he lived above. If you look closely at his most recent videos, you can still see that Alex Jones employs even now a very slight and subtle amount of this adult temper tantrum journalism which got him so famous to begin with. I'm talking you gotta really put him under a microscope to catch it, folks, but next time you see Alex Jones beat the shit out of his desk while screaming and tearing his shirt off, rivulets of saliva crying from the corners of his beet red mouth as he attempts to delegitimize the death of children, you might catch a glimpse of that flame which was sparked so many years ago, when Alex experienced the only standing ovation to ever take place at the DMV.*
- Erik

## Context

1. ↑ A serial package bomber terrorized Austin, Texas the month this lesson was released.

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