Baby Intelligence

## Baby Intelligence

### **Rating**

Rated PG for crude humor and mild action.

### **Followed by**

*Sebiscuits: Dawn of Transcendence*

*"They're right, he is a freak. Whether a sign from God or just a horrific accident, everything about him sets my teeth on edge. Lots of others, too."
"That's mean, Marcus. He's the definition of special. The Sheriff never walked away from you, so I suppose little bigots tend to forget how to see minors. You don't have his back, but I do. Until the very end. Now banish that little scowl and go report me to the retort police."*
―Marcus and Annabeth Black**[src]**
***Baby Intelligence*** is a 2011 action superhero novel written by D. Isaac Thomas. It was the first book to be written, but it is not always considered an official part of the The Super Babies Saga, which officially began with *The Super Babies: Pride of the Super Babies*. Baby Intelligence, Jason Sedgwick, Kenzie Walters, Sheriff Bladepoint, Rotta Hecks, Zett, and Greg Hecks are introduced for the very first time. It begins as Rotta becomes pregnant with the main character, Baby Intelligence. He is abandoned, but is trained and raised by the Police Grand Army who fight to sustain hope against the evil NoHeads, who are about to reveal their continued existence. Meanwhile, Sheriff Bladepoint fights to save his people and his own soul from the rising darkness. It is the fourth installment of the D.I.T. Literary Universe and the fourth installment of Part One: Prelude to Peace.

## Summary

When Doctor Rotta Hecks and her husband, the toymaker Greg, have a baby, they aren’t expecting him to be a genius. But something arises more brilliant than a rainbow: a baby who can do floor puzzles, teach himself how to speak, and seek to protect the free peoples of Sol. As the oncoming darkness looms ever nearer, an organization of freedom fighters begins to care for little Peter as the Dark Lord himself has marked him for his unrivaled mental power. Yet even though the new one-month-old prodigy is very intelligent, the freedom fighters realize that he is still just a baby after all.

## Plot

In New York City, Greg Hecks of Toy Plantation meets with his wife, the mysterious and domineering Rotta, who reveals to him that she is pregnant. A healthy boy is born in June of 2029, whom his parents name “Peter.” Mere hours after the newborn is taken home, his mutation manifests erratically as he proves he is extremely, unsettlingly intelligent and seemingly has the potential for unheard levels of sophistication going forward. His telekinetic powers are unleashed for the first time during a balloon party. He soon gets a call from NASA, who wants him to be their ideal "brain child" on a space mission. A reporter named Colby Doge features Peter on television. Throughout his subsequent training, he irrationally thinks everyone is acting too professional to want to be his friend, and he realizes just how badly he wants to help people. He also has a recurring monarch butterfly as an imaginary friend. After Peter arrives near the Moon with the other astronauts, things take a turn for the worst when his reaction reminds everyone he is still just a baby after all, and his own parents publicly disown him. But then a malevolent UFO comes their way. Forcibly intervening in a losing battle, Peter spectacularly destroys the alien. Returning to the station in a fit of misery, Peter is brought to the Jade Sanctum, the headquarters of the Police Grand Army, where he will learn from Sheriff Bladepoint, who has already arranged his adoption.

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Arriving at the Jade Sanctum, Peter meets the extremely charismatic and empathetic Annabeth Black and the brash yet infinitely selfless Jason Sedgwick, falling under Black's thrall almost instantly and swearing he and Sedgwick will spend eternity as best friends. Bladepoint begins training Peter in logic, scholarship, mutated theory, combat, and other things. He also meets Lori and envisions an evil man shrouded in shadows, whom Black suspects to be a sapient source where all foul and wicked things gravitate. Bladepoint decides to turn him loose in the training ring, leading to him befriending a nice yet childish man named Dexter who assists largely in his training going forward. When he is three weeks old and the Fourth of July is only days away, Bladepoint thoughtfully assigns him and Dexter to protect a politician from pirates who are kidnapping powerful figures for ransom. Their rescue mission goes haywire when the vessel is sabotaged. The duo learns the responsible factory is owned by *Caravan* and located in the snowy state of Maine. While they are investigating further, a man named Sam Cornelly arrives, luring the pair into an ambush, as he has betrayed Dexter because his antics as a teenager led to Cornelly's expulsion from the Grand Army. When the state senator unexpectedly "dies", Peter uses a diversion to escape captivity. They defeat Cornelly and arrest him, returning home just in time to celebrate Independence Day with everyone else.

Although Peter doesn't consider the mission's failure an accomplishment, his anticipation of being turned loose upon evil again avails him five days later when an evil robot is terrorizing New York. When Bladepoint offers Peter the chance to go, he helps destroy the robot for good, only to be confronted by Kenzie Walters, a servant of the totalitarian organization called the NoHeads. She begins a one-sided battle of wits; Peter struggles, the blinding pain in his head building until he blacks out. Before long, Peter awakes to people congratulating him and Sheriff Bladepoint announcing his tremendous willpower proves he can do what most middle-aged men cannot, believing he is ready much sooner than expected, to become a heavily supervised superhero and live on his own as he has always wanted. They begin building a base of operations, and Peter publicly announces himself as "Baby Intelligence", promising to bring together a hitherto unseen band of underage superheroes in order to change the universe forever.

## Gallery

BabyPeter.jpgPeter Hecks is born.A.jpg"Hi."Petermagnifyingglass.jpg"Bah...bah-g-guh...go...YEAH!"PeterTreadmill.jpgPeter training to become an astronaut.
## Appearances

### Locations

* Earth
	+ United States of America
		- New Jersey (mentioned)
		- New York City, New York
			* Jade Sanctum
			* MBH
	+ Luna

### Events

* Dogfight over Earth
* Skirmish in Maine
* Attack on New York City

### Objects

* Sword
* Laser Turrets

### Vehicles

* NASA Spaceship
* UFO

### Species

* Humans
* Makkans

### Organizations

* NASA
* Police Grand Army
* NoHeads

### Mentioned

* Charles Lindbergh Jr.
* Hell Burnbottom
* Ice Bucket Challenge
* *Journey to the Center of the Earth*
* New Jersey
* Queen Victoria
* *Vogue*
* War on Terror

### New characters

* Rotta Hecks
* Greg Hecks
* Mr. Stupid NoHead
* Bridgett Kellerman (possibly)
* Baby Intelligence
* Colby Doge
* Zett
* Sheriff Bladepoint
* Annabeth Black
* Jason Sedgwick
* Zett
* Robotic Monster

## References

1. ↑ It's still under debate whether she's the unnamed nurse at the beginning or not.

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