Bunked

**Bunked** is the 58th episode of The Loudest House!

Next episode: Lisa's First Date

## Synopsis:

Lana tricks Lola to go camping with her, Skippy, Lucas, Marcus, Mike, and Gus.

## Character appearances:

* Lana Loud
* Lola Loud
* Lucas Watterson
* Marcus Watterson
* Mike Smith
* Gus Wilde
* Skippy Anderson
* Lindsey Sweetwater
* Jane Fitzgerald

## Transcript:

On a summer day, Lana and her friends were at the park.

Lana: So tomorrow's our big camping trip, eh…

Lucas: I can't wait!

Marcus: It'll be awesome!

Skippy: Yeah! Cause my dad let me have a camp out in our backyard. And you're all invited!

Mike: Oh, sweet!

Gus: Can't wait!

Lana: That's a great idea, Skippy!

Skippy smiled.

~ ~ ~

At the Loud home, Lola, Lindsey, Jane, and Jacqueline were practicing for their summer beauty pageant.

Lana came in.

Lola: What do you want?

Lana: Well, I'll be going camping with Skippy and the guys… and we'll need an extra guest.

Lola: Count me out! Camping is so gross!

Lindsey: Besides, Lola needs to practice for the next beauty pageant!

Jane: We're all finalists and we'll be going to the championships!

Jacqueline: It's sooo exciting!

Lana: Well, the next beauty pageant after the championships will be completely focused on camping!

Lola: Nice try, Lana.

Lindsey: Yeah. I would've read that!

Jacqueline: Besides. Camping's so boring!

Jane: Besides, there isn't even any good food when camping!

Lana: Hey, it's true! Ms. Dufrense said it herself!

Lola: Fine. I'LL go cause I'm your sister. Besides, I'll need to win first place!

Jane, Jacqueline, and Lindsey glared at Lola.

Lola: What?

The pageant girls left as Lola followed.

Lana grinned.

Lana: Perfect!

~ ~ ~

The next night, Lana and her friends met up in Skippy's backyard.

Lucas: What's taking Lola so long?

Marcus: Yeah. I thought she was coming!

Lana: Relax. She's coming.

Moments later, Lola stepped out of Lindsey's family's BMW carrying two big suitcases.

Lana: Where were you?

Lola: I have you know, I was at Lindsey's deciding which 20 dresses to pack! Besides, I also needed the essentials.

Lana: Like what essentials?

Lola opened her suitcases.

In them were hairspray, a hairbrush and comb, a mirror, makeup, high heeled shoes, a phone charger, MnM candies, shampoo, conditioner, soap, and toilet paper.

Lucas: Woah, you don't need all that.

Lola: Oh, I think I do!

Skippy: But our campsite is all the way in the woods. We'll have to hike there.

Lola: HIKE?

Lana: You wanna earn that camping trophy. Don't you?

Lola grumbled.

Lola: Fine.

Mike: But leave the suitcases.

Lola eyed Mike.

Lola: You carry them!

Mike: But Lola-

Lola: You and Gus will be my servants for this ridiculous camping trip.

Gus: I don't think so!

Lola: If you refuse to be my servants, Gus, I'll tell Jackie exactly what you think of Goldie and every other girl in school!

Gus looked frightened.

Lola: And Mike, I'll tell Mickey - your sister - that you broke her bike!

Mike: Oh yeah-well… okay. Fine.

Gus: Anything to keep my girl happy and not aware of my true self.

Mike and Gus picked up Lola's suitcases and continued hiking.

Lana: I'm starting to think this was a mistake…

~ ~ ~

Hours later, Lana, Lola, Skippy, Lucas, Marcus, Mike, and Gus made it to the woods.

Lola: Okay, now I need a nice bed to rest on!

Lucas: That won't be necessary…

Lucas and Marcus constructed a fort for 7 people out of leaves and sticks.

Lola: So, where's the mattresses? The pillows? The nice smelling bedroom?

Mike: We don't need any of that!

Gus: Yeah! We just enjoy the beauty of nature!

Skippy: Just let's watch out for bears.

Lola couldn't take it anymore.

Lola: Oh, that is IT! I'm going home! Come on, Lana!

Lana: Uhhh, actually I'm staying! We're going to have bugs for dinner!

Lola looked disgusted and stormed off.

~ ~ ~

The next morning, Lana and the boys woke up.

Lana: Well, it's clear Lola didn't make it home. I should check on her…

Lucas: But why? She nearly ruined the camping experience for us!

Lana: I know. But she's my sister and I should've known better than inviting her to go camping if she's not into it.

Lucas: Whatever…

Lana left.

~ ~ ~

Lana caught up to Lola, who was asleep in the Anderson's backyard in their hammock.

Lana tapped Lola. She awoke drowsily.

Lola: Yeah, Lana?

Lana: I just wanted to say, I'm sorry.

Lola: Of course you're sorry! You should've known that camping and me don't mix! Remember last year's school camping trip? I almost got mauled by a bear!

Lana: I do remember that. Luckily, Skippy saved us all by outsmarting it.

Lola: And there isn't really any camping pageant, is there?

Lana looked guilty.

Lana: You know?

Lola: Of course! Dana Dufrense messaged me about the next pageant after the championship…. And it's a Disney Princess and Prince pageant!

Lana: I'm sorry about that. I should've known.

Lola: And I'm sorry too. For making your friends my slaves for this stupid trip.

Lana: Eh, that's okay! I know you are always like that, so…

Lola: Hug?

Lana and Lola hugged.