Rescue, Underway!/Transcript

* **Bairspetchi**: Hello? Wake up!

* **Bairspetchi**: Oh, good. You're finally awake. Come on, we have to get out of here.
* **Distatchi**: Ugh...what happened?
* **Bairspetchi**: I don't know. But, it looks like we got separated from the other guests. I'll contact Hoadignel.
* **Distatchi**: Aw? Geez, yeah. I sure hope Mame's OK.
* **Hoadignetchi**: Oh, geez, I sure hope Bairspere's OK.

* **Hoadignetchi**: Speak of the devil. What's the verdict, Big Orange Chicken? Over.
* **Bairspetchi**: Uh, just call me Bairspere. Can you tell me who you're with?

* **Bairspetchi**: ...uh, hello?

* **Hoadignetchi**: You didn't say over. Over!
* **Pinnetchi**: What did we do?
* **Brushatchi**: Isn't it obvious? Let's just get a move on. We have to find the others.
* **Hoadignetchi**: That's right! You know, I had to find people once.

* **Hoadignetchi**: Okay, let's go.

* **Kuchipatchi**: Pinney? Hello?

* **Bairspetchi**: Oh. I guess we'll have to go back. Do you smell that?
* **Distatchi**: It's probably just the old mansion smell.
* **Bairspetchi**: Why are we smelling it just now then?

* **Distatchi**: I don't know....

* **Bairspetchi**: Hoadignel, I found Mame's body!

* **Hoadignetchi**: Say over! Over.
* **Bairspetchi**: I found Mame's body. We need to regroup, right now. Over.
* **Hoadignetchi**: That's not good. We'll be heading over.

* **Hoadignetchi**: Man, if only recovery centers are a real thing.
* **Brushatchi**: Excuse me? What the heck is wrong with you!?
* **Bairspetchi**: Look, we need to get to the bottom of this.
* **Pinnetchi**: So, what exactly happened to him?
* **Bairspetchi**: I'm not sure, but me and Distave blacked out. When we woke up, we found Mame next to us, dead. Also after we woke up, Kuchipa walked into the hallway, he said he was just wandering around the mansion alone.
* **Kuchipatchi**: I-I uh....
* **Bairspetchi**: Yeah, regardless, we don't have any conclusive evidence. He should split up and look for clues. I'll go with Distave and Pinney. We'll try to get an idea of what the mansion looks like. The rest of you guys go investigate the body.
* **Hoadignetchi**: I'll make sure to keep my eye on Kuchipa. All right, guys, I have a great plan! Let's pretend that we're in a reality show, I'll be the host, you'll be the contestants.
* **Kuchipatchi**: What?
* **Hoadignetchi**: Your first challenge is to escape the crime scene.
* **Brushatchi**: Is this some kind of joke to you?
* **Hoadignetchi**: Go!

* **Bairspetchi**: Wait, have we been going around in circles?
* **Pinnetchi**: I think so. We have seen that painting a few times now.
* **Distatchi**: We haven't gone down this way before.
* **Bairspetchi**: Huh....you're not wrong?

* **Pinnetchi**: What are you do-

* **Bairspetchi**: Another one down, Hoadignel. Pinney is dead.
* **Kuchipatchi**: What?

* **Kuchipatchi**: But, Bairspere! I need to see her!
* **Bairspetchi**: We shouldn't waste any time. Our first priority should be finding a way to get out of are house-
* **Kuchipatchi**: You know what? I don't care about you!

* **Brushatchi**: I'll just go find the other room then.
* **Hoadignetchi**: Hey, wait for me!

* **Brushatchi**: Distave, let's go.
* **Distatchi**: ...okay.

[The credits roll as he walks off]

* **Judgetchi**: Can you tell me more about him?
* **Mametchi**: It's just odd to me. We're never imagined he would do that.
* **Judgetchi**: And why did you do know to lot of people would say that?
* **Mametchi**: I know, but we just don't believe it. In a few hours, he just turns into a murderer us, it's hard to wrap your head around and all.
* **Judgetchi**: This is a fringe theory in our department, but some have propsosed that what he did was against his will, with the remains of Notepade that were left from the explosion, we found a chip foreign to his model, he was a badly damaged, so we don't know what it contained. Regardless, this investigation will continue until we find all the answers we need.