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237: March 27, 2009

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Today, Dan and Jordan pick up their exploration of Alex Jones' career back in 2009, and find Alex taking a stand and changing his position about Glenn Beck. He also spends about a third of his show talking to a "doctor," and supporting medical advice that will seriously hurt his audience.

## Tidbits

* Alex says things about city of Rome that sound like a sovereign citizen
* Alex talks about maritime law
* They're going to do the things they do to minorities to white people next
* Alex rails against Glenn Beck the day after President of John Birch Society was on
* Alex is pissed Glenn Beck had FEMA camp references on his show
* Alex's complaint about Beck: he's either not extreme enough or if he is extreme, he's lying
* Alex tells a rambling story about how he gives John Birch Society the right info
* Alex complains that there's too much complaining
* Alex warned about Beck for months
* Alex complains about Popular Mechanics
* Alex wants to piggyback Beck's success
* Discussion: Jones-Beck beef intent
* Alex and Jason Bermis shit on Glenn Beck
* Discussion: Change in purpose of Sunday show
* Alex is aware of UKIP
* Dicussion: so many pieces
* Bob Chapman is on, doesn't sell gold
* Guest: Dr Scott Whitaker, board certified naturopathic doctor
* Scott: hospitals are death traps
* Scott: only go to a hospital for emergencies
* Discussion: naturopathy doesn't work
* Scott: hospitals want to keep you half-sick and half-healthy
* Scott: the body gets rid of HPV naturally
* Cut roses exude death
* Scott is a sovereign citizen
* FEAR: False Evidence Appearing Real
* Oncologist calls in and confronts Scott
* Scott: I've cured cancer
* Scott: Why don't you believe me? I believe you
* Scott: That caller was arrogant with his "jargon" and "school"
376: December 3-5, 2019

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Today, Dan and Jordan discuss a stretch from last week on The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex talks to a trio of horrible guests, accuses Trump of treason, and struggles to remember what the collective noun for horses is.

## Tidbits

* Guest: David Icke
* Tesla brand implants
* Congrats, you're a cyborg now
* So many ads, and 15 new stickers
* David Icke is Saul on the road to Damascus
* Before Alex Jones, there was David Icke
* 2016: David Icke/ We Are Change interview
* Icke is no fan of Trump
* 12/4: It's time to debate Trump
* We weren't wrong, but Trump is doing a bad job
* Fuck you, Qanon
* List of Trump's accomplishments/failures
* Trump is guilty of treason
* AI simulation space race
* Aliens want your soul
* Musk and Pence are building a moon base
* Satan is a rebel AI
* There are no men left
* Guest: Gavin McInnes
* No one wants to engage with Gavin
* Dick's sporting goods: Anti-gun transgenderism
* Globalists created pre-trib rapture
* Alex riffs on Google execs
* Alex is going to host 3 shows a day
* Alex needs a second job
* Time to get to the shaft of the spear
* They'll put out negative stories about me
* Impeachment is a war on Christmas
* Federal reserve was pushed through on Christmas Eve
* Trump is the only pro-life president
* Alex responds to NYT article
* iPhone alerts will steal the election
* China is killing millions w/ fentanyl
* Guest: Ezra Levant, Rebel Media
* Alex may get a show on Rebel
* Sun Media to Rebel Media
* Alex gets distracted from the truth
* Alex talks to pregnant women about vaccines
* Patriots have kill lists
267: December 16, 2012

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Today, Dan and Jordan continue their investigation into how Alex Jones behaved in the immediate aftermath of Sandy Hook. In this installment, Alex has had a few days to regroup after the shock of dealing with the breaking news while on air. Will that affect how he carries himself?

## Tidbits

* Supposedly it was Adam Lanza
* Let's talk the psychology of gun grabbers
* Shootings happen because of vaccines
* Authoritarians always use school shootings to grab guns
* UN treaty to take your guns
* UN arms trade treaty and quote
* Return of MIAC
* Alex distrusts video games
* Gun culture is American culture
* Ban prozac and video games before guns
* Shoot em ups were designed by the DOD
* I smell something rotten
264: February 11-13, 2019

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### Persons Mentioned

Gavin McInnes, Ilhan Omar, George Soros, Roger Stone, Joe Rogan, Charles Murray, Leo Zagami

Today, Dan and Jordan talk about what Alex Jones is doing in the present day. In a move that is not surprising, Alex expresses deeply bigoted positions. In a move that surprises a few, Dan reveals that he is real into Depeche Mode.

## Tidbits

* Alex doesn't know how polls and statistics work
* Rasmusen presidential approval stats
* Ilhan Omar is Muslim
* Racism ad pivot
* Alex does a 2nd take live on air
* Alex has slam dunk lawsuits
* Alex doesn't understand unions
* Coup by 1000 cuts
* Why won't Trump do the things?
* Discussion: Alex has compromised everything
* Caller: Trump should use COG
* If it goes down, kill the globalists
* When is it time to kill globalists? Alex and Gavin Mcinnes have a fake fight
* Stabbings of pregnant women are late term abortions
* George Soros says the EU is the USSR
* InfoWars reposts Sputnik article
* Alex capes for civil asset forfeiture
* Fuck you Roger Stone!
* Blackface is only bad in context
* More Joe Rogan bullshit
* Ape Lincoln
* Democrat blackface parties
* Racial IQ bullshit
* The Bell Curve by Charles Murray
* Cold weather makes people smart
* Baghdad battery!
* No one cares what Leo Zagami says
* I don't judge people, but here's how immoral gay people are
314: February 14-15, 2013

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### Persons Mentioned

Dr Cory Gold, Piers Morgan, Joseph Farrah, Christopher Dorner, Chris Kyle, Gregor Mendel, Pioneer Research Scientist, Al Gore, Steven Mosher

Today, Dan and Jordan dip back into the past to continue to explore Alex Jones' behavior in the weeks after Sandy Hook. In this installment, the gents learn that Alex's messed up feelings about racial birth rates is not a new area of interest. Also, Alex gets real wishy-washy about a potential extinction level event, and Dan becomes obsessed with repeat callers.

## Tidbits

* Globalists don't want Christians getting uppity
* Bring me the Froot Loops
* Here's how you kill cops
* Dr Cory Gold, Youngevity Dentist
* Alex talks about Piers again
* Alex wants to ask Joseph Farrah what he thinks about Piers
* Discussion: Joseph Farrah and Worldnet Daily
* Fox News is doing InfoWars better than InfoWars
* Alex laughs about Squatty Potties
* Alex loves poop jokes
* Farrah laughs about Dorner
* Farrah doesn't know who Chris Kyle is
* Farrah also brings up Waco
* Alex takes calls
* Alex thinks it's funny that a caller is racist
* Alex dances the racism line by pivoting to squatty potties
* Alex doesn't know who Gregor Mendel is
* Pioneer Research Scientist calls back in
* Major World Event: Russian Meteor Strike
* Alex thinks Armageddon describes how meteors hit the Earth
* Alex brings meteors into an Atlantis narrative
* Asteroid fear mongering
* Alex claims not to believe a theory that's in a story on InfoWars
* Asteroid false flag
* Al Gore looks like Fat Bastard
* Alex is a dick to a caller
* Caller whitleblows about psych meds
* PCP and Ketamine are the same thing
* Caller misidentifies Freud
* People are too suggestible
* Alex has fucked with his employees
* Alex talks about killing dogs
* Guest: Steven Mosher, China Expert
* Background: Steven Mosher, Anti-Abortion Asshole
* Mosher talks about Muslim replacement narrative
* Coming back from commercial voice over: Don't worry, this show is documented
128: March 3, 2015

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Today, Dan and Jordan go on a time-traveling adventure as directed by Policy Wonk Jessie, who wanted to know what Alex Jones was up to on their birthday. As luck would have it, that date coincided with the day that Benjamin Netanyahu came to America and spoke to Congress. This sends Alex into a tailspin of uncomfortable Israel-related weirdness.

## Tidbits

* Benjamin Netanyahu speaks to Congress
* Alex is conflicted about Israel
* Israel is creating a US backstop
* Leftists promote Karl Marx and pass out Antisemitic pamphlets
* Accidental antisemitism
* The Rothschilds funded Hitler
* Alex has been wronged by Israel
* Palestinians hate Alex
* Ethnically pure Jews
* Arabs are hybrids
* Antisemites worship Jews
* I don't hate Israel, but I'm sick of it
* Alex is sick of unfairness and welfare
* Caller: why do we keep getting reminded about the Holocaust?
* Alex hates right of return
* Caller: Obama is a Eugenics Project
* Discussion: East West Center in Honolulu
* Alex likes cops because George Sors funds the anti-cop movement
* Guest: Lord Monckton
* Monckton: The left are all totalitarians
* Lord Monckton background
* Lord Monckton's miracle cure
* Alex is pro-Israel because Obama is anti-Israel
* Israel has providence
* Guest: Joel Gilbert
* Joel: Obama ruined everything
* Caller: Netanyahu hates America
* Alex gets petty about caller's source
* Alex has been in contact with Israeli intelligence
* Dan announces Avenger's Initiative
387: May 13, 2014

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Today, Dan and Jordan wrap up their investigation into Alex Jones' coverage after the tragedy at Sandy Hook, having realized they'd already found what they were looking for. In this installment, the gents jump ahead to cover a couple interviews with Wolfgang Halbig to see how Alex carried himself in that setting.

## Tidbits

* Ending SH investigation
* Wolfgang Halbig comes on the show
* Halbig's 2nd appearance after crashing Newtown school board meeting
* Breaking News: wreck of the Santa Maria is found
* Alex defends Halbig from being a conspiracy theorist
* Dr. Group infomercials
* Alex let his body go to shit to fight the globalists
* Political correctness is a slippery slope, unless you're a nazi
* Mel Gibson is cool
* Alex carries a lot of water for Halbig
* Halbig: 1st amendment hero, reluctant hero
* Halbig: this is personal
* United way is skimming miney from Newtown
* "This is hardcore information"
* Why does an animal shelter get money from a school shooting?
* Wolfgang is the real victim
* Wolfgang's 16 bullshit questions
* Sandy Hook: toxic waste dump
* Fuck the United Way, support the Salvation Army
* Of course the government would false flag to take guns
* Halbig, back on May 25
* Why don't crime stats list Sandy Hook deaths?
* Guest: Steve Pieczenik
* Steve says it's a psy-op
* Just answer my questions and I'll go away
* Halbig: blackballed with Hollywood, not with god
* Alex's sticking point: how do they get so many people to take part in the coverup?
* Alex, come to court with me
363: October 30, 2019

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### Persons Mentioned

Michelle Obama, Margaret Sanger, Kanye West, Oprah, Rashida Tlaib, Madeleine Albright, Nick Fuentes, Candace Owens, Owen Shroyer, Charlie Kirk

Today, Dan and Jordan check in with the present day of the Alex Jones Show and find things taking a precipitous turn for the worse. When Alex lost his social media presence, a fear was that he would start drifting further toward more overt bigotries, and it appears that process is underway.

## Tidbits

* Alex attacks Obama advisor videos
* Michelle Obama: Black KKK
* Michelle is anti-white, anti-american
* Margaret Sanger bought off black college leaders
* Globalists are mad that Alex and Trump have super sixth sense
* We're all equal in god's eyes, but we're not equal
* Alex has the gift of withstanding head trauma
* Michelle Obama is a man
* Super special report on flat earth
* Alex spent $20K on a poll related to Sandy Hook
* Kanye West is 100% real
* Alex misinterprets Kanye quote
* If White people are so bad, why did they end slavery?
* Discussion: slavery under other names
* Alex conflates arrest with Drag Queen Story Time
* Alex is showing out because TV crews are in studio
* Oprah is a pedophile
* Wrestling promo for god
* Alex freaks the fuck out
* Alex calls Rashida Tlaib a Palestinian Jihadi
* Discussion: We deserve to breathe
* Rashida terrorizes children
* Alex has tech issues
* Discussion
* Madeleine Albright's stolen art
* George Soros is not a Holocaust survivor
* Alex accuses Soros of selling out Jews to Nazis
* Alex's family fought Hitler
* Can't we do something about Soros and his son? Guest: Nick Fuentes
* Turning Point USA is good, but why did they get rid of Candace Owens?
* Discussion: Candace Owens is good with Hitler
* Discussion: Nick Fuentes is a white nationalist troll
* Owen Shroyer had the hosts of Red Ice Radio on
* TPUSA is a bit leftist
* Discussion: InfoWars is going full Nazi
* Charlie Kirk loves Israel
* Nick talks demographic change
* Alex tries to redirect
* Alex: the pendulum needs to go back the other way
* Nick Fuentes thought Trump would make the GOP white again
134: Post-Tribulation Rapture?

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Today, Dan tells Jordan about a really good example of how Alex Jones has literally no standards about who he allows on his show as a guest. This is not news, but today's example is the very hateful pastor Steve Anderson, who Alex Jones has on to discuss whether or not the rapture comes before or after the tribulation. As is so often the case, there are far more important issues to discuss.

## Tidbits

* Searching for September 1 episode
* Alex interviews Russell Brand
* Alex interviews Jonathan Davis of Korn
* 2001: Alex interviewed Noam Chomsky, Dan sets it aside for later
* Interview: Steve Anderson, crazy preacher
* Alex reads UN small arms treaty and Carroll Quigley
* Aelx and Steve talk anti-christ
* Alex is in favor of post-tribulation rapture
* Clips from Steve's sermons
* College makes women stupid
* The Bible makes you smart
* Why we're not a cult
* SPLC consider's Steve's church a hate group
* Hanukkah doesn't make sense to Steve
* Fruit juice makes you fat
* You know what's wrong with the Jews?
* How to avoid porn: get married
* Steve reviews Coco
* There is no food in hell
* Don't like pics on FaceBook
* Men need to run the family
* Gays can't be saved
* Steve talks about the Pulse shooting
* Current day Steve doesn't like Alex and PJW
* March madness update
344: April 9-10, 2013

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### Persons Mentioned

Joshua Heiken, Nancy Lanza, Sorcha Faal, David Booth, Dan Spitz, Mike Adams, Glenn Beck, David Knight, Jakari Jackson

Today, Dan and Jordan continue their look at the past on see how Alex Jones' path went so horribly wrong after the events of Sandy Hook. In this installment, the gents find Alex defending domestic violence in his fans and trying to launder some terrible information.

## Tidbits

* Alex talks about North Korea
* Discussion: ABB North Korean reactor sale
* Alex blames Sandy Hook parents
* Alex talks about Joshua Heiken
* Discussion: Joshua Heiken
* Alex is on this tip because Joshua was an InfoWarrior
* Alex stops reading midsentence because article goes against narrative
* All school shooters' parents wrok for DARPA
* Discussion: Nancy Lanza job conspiracy
* Discussion: Sorcha Faal/ David Booth
* Discussion: Alex is bringing in insane theories about Sandy Hook
* Alex uses gun registration story to call Lanza a patsy
* Discussion: Obama gun control polls
* There are 2 different publics
* Discussion: guns reduce crime
* Alex rants about Obama
* Support me because I'm going hard in the info war
* Discussion: Alex's rhetoric is always extreme
* Alex accuses parents of being coached
* Discussion: this is the start of the turn
* Discussion: Alex claims things that aren't in Ecoscience
* Guest: Anthrax guitarist Dan Spitz
* Alex plugs way too many products
* Alex can think like hte enemy
* Alex and Mike Adams talk about Bitcoin
* Discussion: Alex has no evidence, but he thinks the enemy will do what he says
* Alex says Sandy Hook was a staged event during a rant
* Glenn Beck reads and InfoWars story
* David Knight and Alex talk about Sandy Hook being staged
* Alex: They should have gotten better actors
* Alex has fun with Jaquari and David in studio
* Alex does a Darth Vader impression
* Alex doesn't know when Lexington happened
* Discussion: John Parker quote about Lexington
351: Jordan Takes The Wheel 2

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### OOC Drop

If we went to WalMart and bought a solar panel, we could stop the Green New Deal

Today, Dan needed a little break from Alex Jones, so Jordan takes over the show to continue his crusade against climate change denial. In this installment, Jordan tells Dan about a couple recent segments on Fox featuring one of his arch-rivals.

## Tidbits

* Jordan takes the wheel #2
* Jordan hates Conor Friedersdorf and Mark Mureno
* Mark Mureno went on Fox and Friends 9/23/19 to counter Greta Thunberg
* Mark did Man on the Street interviews with kids!
* Using kids to delegitimize climate change
* People love Greta because she sells fear
* Greta is telling kids to skip school
* Discussion: March for climate timeline
* Greta and Trump at UN
* Greta is causing mental illness and anxiety in the EU
* Discussion: APA report on climate induced anxiety
* Discussion: Climate effects on behavior
* Mark would tell his child "The Government can't regulate climate"
* Plant Watch: things are not going great
* Skipping school is easy, do something challenging
* Man on the Street interviews
* Bring back the sporks!
* Mark calls everything medieval witchcraft
* People are dying because of cold!
* Discussion: Per capita carbon emissions
* Europeans aren't opposed to regulations, so they don't question science
* The US leads in reducing emissions through fracking
* Discussion: Fracking is bad for emissions
* Kids are just saying what adults tell them to
* Discussion: Denial due to fear of regulations
* They did a die-in at the White House
* Discussion: erring on the side of least drama
* Discussion: Trump hates science
245: December 24, 2018

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Today, Dan and Jordan skip the family festivities and decide to celebrate Christmas Eve with Alex Jones. The gents expected Alex to be getting super religious and weird, but instead they find him admitting to a possible crime, wielding an hatchet on air, and barely talking about Christmas at all. It was a strange holiday for all.

## Tidbits

* Donations pushed Dan over to new goal: The Wiki
* Alex Christmas extravaganza!
* I don't like to brag..
* Alex went to go see The Mule in Omaha
* Alex can't get a hotdog and nachos in peace
* People are saying Merry Christmas again
* Someone drove Alex's car while he was gone
* NPR plays antiwar Christmas songs
* Discussion: First Steps Act
* Merry Christmas, we will choke the life out of the globalists
* After the globalists, Alex will take on the AI
* The Kurds are now allied with ISIS
* Discussion: Syria
* Discussion: Steve Pieczenik's InfoWars legacy
* Discussion: Saudi human rights violations
* Trump brought women's rights to Saudi Arabia
* The left has been tricked, not the right
* Trump is the great liberator
* Alex is incapable of being evil
* Hind sight is 20/20...Steve Bannon is so bad
* Alex was put in varsity football because he hurt people
* Trump is going 110% all the time
* Trump is the king card in the tarot deck
* Discussion: tarot decks
* Alex says Roger was a paid contributor to FOX News
* Roger, if you can get Julain Asange, you've got the job
* Guest: Roger Stone
* Trump is basically super-liberal
* Discussion: Democrats and criminal reform bill
* Alex burps through an ad pivot
* I'm not afraid to die. I'm taking them with me
* Roger, give a rant
* Roger: I never lied on InfoWars
* Alex is slurring
* Alex rants about Mueller being a KGB agent
* Alex can't pronounce Mnuchin
* They're trying to kill the market and blame Trump
* Dan doesn't trust weathermen
* InfoWars is free to use
* Owen Benjamin hosts 4th hour
* Discussion: Alex Jones Hatchet flash game
* Alex interviews flash game makers
* Alex throws a hatchet around the studio while drunk
* This is what you do on Christmas
* Alex hits a light, a TV, sticks hatchet in a wall
* Alex comes back from break, gets contemplative, throws to Lebron James special report
17: February 7, 2017

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Today, Dan tells "Replacement Jordan," comedian Justin Golak, all about what happened on the Alex Jones Show on Feb 7, 2017. Topics include:

* Do Globalists plan to kill us all off in our 90s?
* What is the gayest instrument?
* How much coverage of terrorism is "enough" coverage of terrorism?
* Is there a "Shadow Library?"

## Tidbits

* Alex's grandma was soft killed by the polio vaccine
* Introduction to Dr. Darrell Hamamoto
154: April 23, 2018

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Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the April 23rd episode of The Alex Jones Show, and about how sick he is getting of how boring the show is in present day. The gents talk a little bit about Alex's newfound love of Kanye West, they find two instances of Alex admitting he often has no idea what he's talking about, and someone may do a spit-take.

## Tidbits

* The Gutenberg Press is back
* Counterculture is the new renaissance
* Michelle Obama transphobia
* Alex likes Kanye West now
* Older clip of Alex calling Kanye a slave master
* Penn State is all about devil worship
* Alex talks about Pizzagate
* An old clip of Pizzagate coverage
* PJW article discussion
* Alex wishes P.J.W. article was nicer about Alex
* Guest: Zack from Space Command
* Zack has to go on the run from the FBI again, got picked up at the airport by HSA
* Cell phone towers can do mind control and force you to orgasm
* Alex's True Story: Alex reworks the background of his turn on Trump
* Where's Nonk?
* Trump attacking Syria hurt Alex's feelings

## Notable Bits

* Alex's True Story
* Where's Nonk?
397: February 7-8, 2020

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### Persons Mentioned

Francis Boyle, Slobodan Milošević, Jim Garrow, Stephen Mosher, Anthony Fauci, Mike Adams, Neil Ferguson

### OOC Drop

Very few people crap in the pool

Today, Dan and Jordan witness Alex Jones' theories about the coronavirus mutate into suspicions of race-specific bioweapons and false flags. Also, Alex remains very fixated with Trump's use of swearing in a speech.

## Tidbits

* Guest: Francis Boyle
* Boyle was Slobodan Milošević's lawyer (not really)
* China released coronavirus on itself to hide economic collapse
* History of SARS
* Alex wants Jim Garrow (Pink Pagoda) back on
* Alex actually stans Stephen Mosher
* Alex is brainstorming on air
* Coronavirus is real because ther's unified global response
* Coronavirus is a race specific bioweapon to kill Chinese
* China was asking for it
* The US may have made coronavirus
* Homeless are passed out on fentanyl
* Alex's grandpa knows that race based bioweapons are real
* Trump wouldn't use a bioweapon because too many people watch him
* More nano-silver bullshit
* Callers, did the US do it?
* Charlotesville bullshit
* Boyle shows up
* Sure Trump is an authoritarian
* Boyle: BSL4 facilities are used to stockpile bioweapons
* Alex has pentagon sources
* Boyle agrees with Alex completely
* Boyle's rate my professor scores
* Boyle cites PNAC
* Coronavirus isn't race specific because a black person got it
* Buy my food!
* Trump's advisors won't tell him it's a bioweapon
* Weird bible talk time
* Cursing is worse than aborting a baby
* Turmp is cool for saying bullshit
* Etymology of bullshit
* Emergency Saturday show
* Show is based on Zero Hedge article
* Alex thinks Anthony Fauci is the subject of original article
* Alex fabricates a background for Fauci
* Alex claims ABC article is response to his coverage
* Guest: Mike Adams
* Mike wants back on Facebook
* Let's kill people who make bioweapons
* Mike: listen to Neil Ferguson about viral spread
* Terrorists can send volunteers to Wuhan to get infected
* Weird slave ship metaphor
* Trump needs to purge the government
377: December 6-10, 2019

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Today, Dan and Jordan look at a confusing stretch in the present day of the Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex repeatedly refuses to dignify the story about him in the New York Times, comes out as at least semi pro-orgy, and announces a very bizarre plan for a publicity stunt.

## Tidbits

* Alex will at least mention the news
* Put in is concerned about the world mother
* Alex makes a strawman about NYT article
* Big Story: White vans and black SUVs
* Finger guns are deadly
* Trump: A+ job
* I'll put that fingergun up your damn asshole
* There are too many homeless in Austin
* FEMA camps are back!
* On the list: Republican donors, NRA members, car dealers
* Gays are bussing immigrants and homeless everywhere
* Ad pivot on a dime
* Big news coming Tuesday
* Let's talk Vegas Shooting
* Vegas shooting to homeless hotels to COG to martial law!
* Trump invaded Saudi Arabia
* NYT writer is afraid of trees
* Gardening makes women horny
* I kick my own ass!
* Alex probably, technically, killed a fish
* Wife swapping is manly, polyamory isn't
* Alex wants to cut a chip out live on air
* fake PT Barnum quote
* Florida woman freaks Alex out
* Alex has reverse engineered the entire globalist plan
* Guest: Larry Nichols!
* Larry is a voice of reason, somehow
* If you don't support Trump, your family should be destroyed
* Larry: 250K UN troops are waiting in Cuba
* Alex does not cut out a chip
* Discussion: Alex looks rough
39: Jack Posobiec...Ya Busted

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Today, Dan tells Jordan about a recent guest on The Alex Jones Show, Jack Posobiec. Jack was a central figure in the French election scandal, #Macronleaks, and he was a guest on the show to spout nonsense about it.

To celebrate his appearance, Dan demonstrates for Jordan exactly how big a liar Posobiec is, based on a past appearance of his on InfoWars regarding Pizzagate. That sentence would have been nonsense five years ago.

## Tidbits

* Jack Posobiec, Ya Busted!
* Dirty Dossier on Jack Posobiec
* Source: New Yorker article on Posobiec
* Macron is suing Posobiec over email hack
* Gay sex cult email list
* 4chan and Rebel Media: reliable sources
* The Louvre is satanic
* Alex busts himself
* Comparison of Posobiec's interview with Owen Shroyer and Comet Ping Pong periscope video
* Good journalism is based on vibes
* Friendly waitstaff is creepy
* Jack Posobiec is a terrible spy
* What is foosball?
* Weird bathroom door
* Jack did order a garlic knot
* We've been burned... Can I take your order?
* Jack loves Russia
* Creepy art
* Knowledge Fight scooped New York Magazine
* Kelly Jones (Alex's ex-wife) is an honorary Policy Wonk
341: September 5, 2019

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Today, Dan and Jordan check in on the present day of the Alex Jones Show to try to see how he was responding to recent headlines about his Sandy Hook lawsuit. In the process, the gents try to figure out why Alex's lawyer did an interview with Stefan Molyneux.

## Tidbits

* Lawsuit news broke on 9/4, so listening to 9/5 to see fallout
* Guest: Robert Barnes
* We're going to file law suits in defense of free speech
* Alex wants to sue AP over an article they didn't write
* Alex has a new product that has helped him focus lately: Chill Force
* Chill Force chills you out, but increases your focus
* Discussion: How soon until Alex goes full Brave New World?
* If Trump goes for red flag laws, Alex will call for impeachment
* Did Alex lose Sandy Hook lawsuit? Nope!
* Alex plays spin on Sandy Hook lawsuit
* Discussion: Alex's sanctions
* Discussion: Acutal Sandy Hook news
* I wasn't seeking money from Sandy Hook parents, but now I am
* Alex keeps splitting hairs over case
* Alex wants to get into global politics with Barnes
* Commercial: Fake Thomas Jefferson quote
* New plug: Free America Law Center
* FALC is the answer to SPLC and ACLU
* Discussion: Work ACLU is doing
* Discussion: Kirk David Lyons
* Lyons defended Louis Beam
* Lyons was an active Klan member and Nazi
* Lyons set up Patriot Defense Foundation as answer to SPLC
* Lyons founded Southern Legal Rights Center to defend southern heritage
* Southerners are a distinct race
* Discussion: Barnes's history and similarities to Lyons
* Dan listened to Barnes on Stefan Molyneux's show to see what FALC is about
* Stefan is against the first amendment when it comes to reputation protection
* FALC is for all people, not just the left (see earlier in the episode)
* Barnes: Liberals virtue signal. FALC costs $17.76/month
* Subscribers get to vote on what cases get pursued
* Discussion: Boaty McBoatface
* Discussion: Naperville gas station worker
* Discussion: Role of client to Barnes
* Stefan is buying into Barnes
* Discussion: Racist Argument Shuffle
* Barnes gives credit to Morris Dees
* Discussion: Dees the Klan lawyer
* Barnes says the quite part loud
* Discussion: SPLC "hate watch"
* Barnes: Religious people. Stefan: You mean Christians
* Barnes talks about the Covington case
* NYT was planning hit pieces against Catholic schools
* Barnes lies about Twitter
* Discussion: Stefan claims Christianity is immune to state tyranny
* Barnes: Christianity is the last bastion against Communist thought control
* Racists are cool with Catholics now
* Barnes: let's talk about pedophilia
* Barnes: What if James Gunn was a Catholic priest?
* Bad Work Barnes!
* Free speech is about protecting the audience's right to listen
* Barnes thinks 1st amendment entitles you to an audience
* Barnes twists the child porn narrative
* Barnes spouts Alex's AP narrative
* Discussion: Did Alex say White Jew Boy?
* Barnes: Alex is pure indepented media
* Barnes: We are all Alex Jones
* Barnes is proud and priviledged to be on Stefan's show
379: December 13-16, 2019

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### Persons Mentioned

Zach Voorhees, Paul Joseph Watson, Pewdiepie, Owen Shroyer, Will Johnson, Brett Kavanaugh, Joe Rogan

### OOC Drop

Merry Christmas from InfoWars

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on the present day to see if Alex Jones has gotten around to doing that in-studio surgery, and to see if he has any response to the recent release of the InfoWars depositions. Also, the gents learn about shocking voter fraud theories and Alex's take on cannibalism.

## Tidbits

* Alex doesn't host 12/13 or 12/15
* Feelings vs imaginary facts
* Alex doesn't address depositions
* UK election mirrors US 2016
* Trump even wins fake polls
* Zach Voorhees, Google whistleblower, ZOG believer, vaccine expert
* If Alex were a globalist, he'd pull false flags around the impeachment
* Globalists are pretending to be Nationalists and Populists
* PJW is on the inner circle of Brexit
* Paul talks demographic replacement
* Colleges are Marxist brainwashing camps
* PJW talks YouTube censorship and Pewdiepie
* Pewdiepie needs to make a new YouTube with InfoWars
* People will reject the NWO
* Owen Shroyer is a fucking idiot
* InfoWars reporter Will Johnson pretends not to be InfoWars employee
* Why wasn't anyone arrested for opposing Kavanaugh?
* Shitty ad plug
* Triple traffic, no new sales
* Zach Voorhees is a fucking idiot
* Zach talks voter ID and abortion
* Alex negates his anti-vax narrative
* Zach got a vaccine once
* Peanut allergies are caused by vaccines
* Alex isn't allowed on Rogan because he's too popular
* Alex is pro-cannibalism
162: May 19, 2018

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### Persons Mentioned

Stephen Paddock, Roger Stone, Lyndon LaRouche, John McCain, Robert Mueller, Bruce Edwards Ivans, John P O'Neill

### OOC Drop

Is this a simulation? This is crazy

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about a Special Report that Alex Jones put out on Saturday, May 19th. Alex doesn't usually work on Saturdays, so you know something serious is up. As it turns out, it looks like Roger Stone is in trouble, so Alex headed to the studio to vaguely threaten Robert Mueller and lie a bunch about some dead guys.

## Tidbits

* Discussion: recent school shooting in Santa Fe
* Real News: Stephen Paddock was a sovereign citizen
* Special Report: Roger's Social Media aides called in for questioning
* Alex is proud and disappointed in his work
* Alex has a message for the elites
* Russiagate ramblings
* FBI mole in Trump's campaign
* Headline from Lyndon LaRouche PAC
* John McCain is a walking brain tumor
* McClatchy article says InfoWars is a Russian asset
* Alex downplays Roger's political cred
* Alex is the victim of Goebbels-style propoganda
* First they deplatform InfoWars, then Breitbart and Daily Caller
* Alex is manly, smart people aren't
* Alex is honorable, building up to his own sacrifice
* Message to Mueller
* Mueller blew up the World Trade Center on 9/11
* Background: Bruse Edwards Ivans and John P O'Neill
* Discussion: Antrax mailer
* Hillary is ugly
* Alex is all in
* Mueller has replaced McCain as head of the Deep State
* Mueller did OKC
* And I'm done
* Alex has a wedding to get to
228: Old Alex Clips

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Dan is in the middle of preparing the research for the forthcoming Obama Deception documentary coverage, so he needs a real novelty to really get his mind into the show today. Thus, he decides to tell Jordan about some old clips he found of Alex Jones from his public access days in the Clinton era. What the gents end up finding there is at times charming, and at times deeply troubling.

## Tidbits

* Alex public access clips
* Alex doesn't care about social justice issues, just being anti-government and anti-police
* Alex protests giving his fingerprint to the DMV
* Alex is trying to get arrested, it doesn't go well
* Alex uses sovereign citizen speech
* Alex is likely a sovereign citizen
* Alex goes to the Grand Canyon because Bill clinton gave the Grand Canyon to UNESCO
* Alex bothers people at Grand Canyon
* Discussion: Executive Order 12986
* Alex runs for Texas legislature
* Please watch them count the ballots
* Discussion: running for office for publicity
* Instinct is ancestral memory
* Alex has always been afraid of ChiComms
* ChiComm rant transitions into Waco and Ruby Ridge
* Discussion: Waco details
* Alex threatens ATF agent in town hall meeting
* Alex has known about REX 84 since the 90's
* Alex rants about leaderless resistance, goes into an ad pivot
* Discussion: Leaderless resistance
* Discussion: Louis Beam History
31: April 17, 2017

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Today, Dan tells Jordan all about a Special Report that Alex Jones released on Monday, April 17th. Topics include:

* Did Alex breach his gag order on air?
* Is Google actively delisting InfoWars?
* How complicated are Dan's feelings about how to deal with Alex's custody trial?
* Did Alex bang all the girls in his school at age 15?
130A: Endgame, Part 1

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### Persons Mentioned

Big Jim Tucker, George H W Bush, Gary Hart, Dr Michael Kaufman, Ron Paul, Nathan De Rothschild, Woodrow Wilson, Smedley Butler, James Warburg

Today, Dan and Jordan embark on an adventure that is probably a very dumb idea: covering the entirety of Alex Jones' very stupid "documentary" Endgame. Dan found approximately 130 specific instances of Alex either lying or "playing with the truth," so this could take a while. In this first episode, the gents learn that Alex doesn't know what "quote" means, but he does love Nazi propaganda films.

## Tidbits

* Endgame bibliography sucks
* Dead Encarta links
* References InfoWars articles and other Alex Jones documentaries
* HG Wells quote
* Big Jim Tucker, the Bilderberg researcher, writes for The Spotlight
* George H W Bush's New World Order Speech
* Gary Hart info
* The answer to 1984 is 1776
* Georgia Guidestones and RC Christian
* Dr. Michael Kaufman, shitty researcher, Agenda 21 exposer
* Ron Paul newsletter quotes
* Nathan De Rothschild bullshit and the Satan Pamphlet, possibly written by George D'arenvale
* Picture of Not Gavrilo Princip
	+ The picture in question (the arrest of Ferdinand Behr)
	+ Picture of Princip
* Black Hand background
* WWI was to put countries into debt and form the League of Nations
* Woodrow Wilson was just a college professor
* CFR founded to abolish nations
	+ Council of Foreign Relations
* Fabian Socialist/ Fascist split
* Fake Hitler quote
* Smedley Butler was recruited for a fascist coup
	+ Smedley Butler and the 1930s Plot to Overthrow the President
* Wall Street plot
* King Edward abdication
* Sandra Bullock is a Nazi
* Rockefeller donated the land for the UN
* Council of Europe bullshit
* James Warburg's world governance quote
* Bilderberg formed in 1954 to form European Union
* European Union, North American Union, Asian Union: 3 megastates
* Alex goes to Bilderberg cliffhanger
219: March 13, 2009

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### Persons Mentioned

Chuck Norris, Glenn Beck, Jack McLamb, Carroll Quigley, W Cleon Skousen, Alfred Milner, Cecil Rhodes, Bob Chapman, Ron Paul

Today, Dan and Jordan discuss the March 13, 2009 episode of The Alex Jones Show, where they see hints of what is to come for Alex as the Tea Party rises, and hints of how he came to his distorted view of reality. Also, more importantly, Chuck Norris shows up on the show and provides Alex with an interview that is the definition of "sour grapes."

## Tidbits

* Chuck Norris says he'll come on InfoWars any time
* Chuck might run for president of Texas
* Alex doesn't like how Glenn Beck mixes propaganda in his show
* Alex has an on-air staff meeting about missing Chuck Norris
* Alex wants Chuck on before he goes on Glenn Beck
* Alex encourages listeners to harass Missouri state police
* We don't exaggerate, things are usually worse than we say
* The Bush family loved Hitler
* Bad Pinky and The Brain impression
* Alex references Milner group
* Discussion: Milner Group
* Hitler was a false flag to take down Eastern Europe
* Discussion: Hitler and None Dare Call It Conspiracy
* Alex walks the line w/ holocaust denial
* The globalists are cracking down on community gardens
* Discussion: Community gardens and city councils
* Alex's dentist father claims at training they were told that any secret group or fraternity is a gang
* Guest: Bob Chapman
* Alex asks Bob about MIAC report
* Alex adds gold to MIAC narrative to push gold sales
* Guest: Chuck Norris
* Discussion: martial arts and fascists
* Chuck doesn't know Alex hates Glenn Beck
* Discussion: Constitutionality of amendments
* Chuck likes Glenn Beck
* Chuck believes in a Christian theocracy
* Chuck wants Ron Paul to help him with a military junta
* Ron Paul is the most honest politician
* Alex tells Chuck about MIAC report
* Alex weaves Chuck into MIAC report
* Discussion: Jack McLamb flyer
* Alex condescends to Chuck right after Chuck leaves the show
* Guest: Jack McLamb
* Jack is into a theocracy as well
* Jack promotes Oathkeepers
* Alex doesn't know about Oathkeepers
* Alex gets excited about Oathkeepers
* Discussion: Jack McLamb video "Hitler Was A Pawn"

## References

* The Anglo-American Establishment
* Tragedy and Hope
390: Grab Bag Minisode

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### Persons Mentioned

Owen Shroyer, David Hogg, Paul Joseph Watson, Monica Lewinsky, Rex Jones, Gavin McInnes, Bill Cooper

Today, Dan and Jordan take a short look at some side-issues going on in Alex Jones World, including a very weird ad-pitch Alex did, and Alex's son's new show which starts out on an awful foot.

## Tidbits

* Jordan finally saw Owen Shroyer
* Before and after Virginia second amendment rally
* Emergency broadcast: Alex cracked the code on impeachment
* Impeachment is cover for race riots and false flags
* SPLC already has a drugged up patsy in a hotel room
* Alex builds in an out
* PJW: Media fearmongering about rally
* Also PJW: Credible info on Antifa false flags
* We prevented a civil war, buy our products
* Product has been sold out for months because they keep testing it
* Alex is still salty about David Hogg criticizing his water filters
* Who stole my fish oil?
* Big pills are better
* Monica Lewinsky jokes are still topical
* Preachers say don't make Bill Clinton jokes
* Journalism is getting doctor's drunk on Shiner Bock at Willie Nelson shows
* Rex Jones has a show on banned.video
* Rex and Gavin McInnes talk about Rex's birthmark and get misogynistic
* Bill Cooper ep 156: Proof of the NWO
* Bill does a gold sale
* Bill uses the Imperial March
215: March 11-12, 2009

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### Persons Mentioned

Michael Mclendon, Jack McLamb, Lt Col Scott Wile, Aaron Russo, Gerald Celente, Rob Dew

### OOC Drop

You sound credible, but your name is Shoe On Head

Today, Dan and Jordan discuss the March 11th and 12th, 2009 episodes of The Alex Jones Show. These are an epic couple days in Occupied Texas, as Alex finally gets around to releasing The Obama Deception (or does he?). As if that wasn't enough, he spends a lot of time explaining how he owns "his women," then receives a mysterious classified document that will become a huge part of his mythology moving forward.

## Tidbits

* That chimpanzee was on SSRI's
* School shooters are on Prozac
* It doesn't have to be a government op because copycats will follow suit
* The media tells you to shoot schools if you're on Prozac
* Everyone's on drugs, so we need guns
* Discussion: computing types of deaths
* The FBI keeps calling InfoWars
* Alex talks shit about Michael Mclendon
* We're an evil society on average
* Chimpanzees don't normally tear people's faces off
* Alex tells a story about his great uncle talking about chimpanzee boxing
* They're outlawing owning chimps. That's freedom, folks
* Background: Michael Mclendon
* Alex thinks Prozac is a halucinogen
* PCP is like Prozac
* Discussion: German school shooting
* Alex just makes shit up about shooters
* Caller: Jack McLamb
* Therapists can put a key in your brain in an hour to make you a covernment mind control assassin... buy my book!
* Andy in Montana: American Legions have been involved in explosions and the news isn't telling you about it
* Alex yes ands American Legion explosion narrative
* If you haven't heard about it, it's probably real terrorism
* Discussion: Legion street grill is a restaurant
* Alex is upset, military is on the street in Alabama
* Discussion: Military support and follow up
* Lt Col Scott Wile from Ft Rucker explains things to Alex
* Alex does a guest spot on another show during InfoWars
* They didn't treat Alex with respect
* Who cares! Alex got a secret document from Missouri Highway Patrol: The MIAC Report!
* Alex publishes MIAC report before wikileaks and others
* Discussion: MIAC content
* Militia of Montana
* Turner Diaries
* Discussion: Aaron Russo's "And Now For World Government"
* Gerald Celente: Summer of Rage!
* Discussion: North American Union
* Does Alex have ties to a militia?
* Obama Deception is out, no fanfare
* I don't want money, just to cover the bandwidth
* I'm not into material things, just the material things that I have
* Alex describes the plot of Taken
* Alex doesn't udnerstand why women are scared of men
* Alex's daughters will kill you
* My women love being my women
* Feminism is a woman with a sub-machine gun
* InfoWars commentors disagree about MIAC
* Alex tries to bring sovereign citizen narratives into MIAC
* Rob Dew investigates MIAC
* Alex tells Rob to paraphrase his interview
* Alex sends Rob to sit in his office until he thinks of more lies to say
* The Alex Jones channel is the #1 YouTube channel
261: February 5-6, 2019

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Today, Dan and Jordan discuss the struggle that Alex Jones is going through these days. Alex feels like Joe Rogan has been really victimizing him lately, and the gents really hate to see someone go through something like that.

## Tidbits

* Dan went to Acrocats over vacation
* David Knight is back
* Texas has been recaptured
* Alex is feuding with Joe Rogan
* Owen Benjamin is feuding with the Intellectual Dark Web
* This may be a publicity feud
* Alex is on a path to Valhalla
* Alex is going to slit Joe's throat...politically
* Big Think video takedown
* Government is funding DMT and Ayahuasca
* Alex wants war
* Joe is a modern day Glenn Beck
* Alex has not read Moby Dick
* Alex is a giant squid
* No one survives Alex's attacks
* Alex shouldn't listen to Eddie Bravo
* Alex pretenst Rogan will be on
* Satire begins with an S
* SOTU defense is weak
* Alex gets Project Camelot levels of weird
* Cut his dick off
* General Stubblebine told Alex about interdimensional aliens
* Mike Adams talks shit on Rogan
* Adams agrees on aliens
* Alex is on a higher level than Rogan
* Fake Rogan interview
* Rogan is a sneaky snake
* Heaven has a space command base
* InfoWars needs money badly
233: November 28, 2018

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### Persons Mentioned

Roger Stone, Jerome Corsi, Jeffrey Epstein, Alexander Acosta, Robert Mueller, Jon Rappoport, Al Snow, Big Boss Man, Jair Bolsonaro, Faith Goldy, Josef Viezner, Emanuel Macron

Today, Dan and Jordan check in to see what Alex Jones is up to in the present day. If you don't have time to listen to this episode, it's mostly about Alex reporting on a meme that Donald Trump retweeted. Really hard-hitting stuff.

## Tidbits

* This is the most important day... there are human clones in mothers
* Discussion: Chinese doctor genetic editing
* Discussion: Chinese cloned monkey
* Trump and Alex's guts are never wrong because Alex is psychic
* Real psychics run countries
* Ms. Cleo impression
* Real psychics are generals
* Arrogant Chicomms have red flagged Russia as the enemy
* Russia is cool now because they're all Christians
* Huge News: Trump wants treason trials over Russian collusion
* Discussion: Trump retweeted a meme, Alex creams his jeans
* Alex goes back to the MIAC Report (See Dennis Montgomery Investigation)
* Alex talks about Roger and Corsi talking to Wikileaks
* Alex feels persecuted
* MLK only believed in 2 genders
* Discussion: Alex on Cross-dressers
* Alex talks about Drag Queen story-time
* Alex blames Dems for Epstein, lets Trump off hook for Acosta
* Discussion: Acosta and Epstein
* Alex says Mueller was involved with Epstein
* Alex is going to announce the NPC meme contest winner
* New meme prompt: Trump Train Treason
* Jon Rappoport picture update
* GM is leaving the US because they hate the country... ad pivot
* Alex forgets he already revealed the meme, teases it again
* Discussion: Alex's show clock
* Alex thinks the police haven't put out a report on the Las Vegas shooting
* Discussion: The Las Vegas police report
* Discussion: Auto Industry changes
* Alex teases his big news again
* Discussion: Al Sno's dog, Kennel from Hell match
* Alex claims Hillary's emails are coming out
* World nationalists are winning, including Brazil
* Discussion: Jair Bolsonaro
* Guest: Faith Goldy
* Discussion: Faith Goldy background
* Faith talks demographic replacement
* Alex makes up phobias about Islam
* Islamic men make fun of people
* Islam is the invasion of inbred retards
* Muslims procreate by abusing others
* Faith's fiance is a great patriot
* Discussion: Josef Viezner
* Macron was a child sex slave for the Rothschilds
* Discussion: Macron's history
* Alex teases big news again
* Alex rambles about nothing and the Quickening
* Alex is seen as an oracle by governments
* Trump is a titan who doesn't sleep
* Life is all about marching to the valley of death
* Alex makes a convoluted, batshit metaphor