Quests

* Level 11 – Quest for the Holy MacGuffin ("<Player Name> and the Quest for the Holy MacGuffin")
* Level 12 – Mysterious Island Quest ("Make War, Not... Oh, Wait")
* Level 13 – Naughty Sorceress Quest ("The Ultimate Final Epic Conflict of the Ages")

### Guild Quests

These quests are given by the NPCs in your Guild Hall, and most only become available when your base mainstat is high enough.

* Bitchin' Meatcar Quest ("My Other Car Is Made of Meat")
* Mainstat 11 - "The Wizard of Ego" *(second part requires mainstat 18)*
* Mainstat 34 - White Citadel Quest ("<Player Name> and <Familiar Name> Go To White Citadel") *(If you do not have a familiar with you, the familiar name defaults to Kumar.)*
* Mainstat 100 - Dwarven Factory Quest ("<Player Name>'s Delivery Service")

Nemesis Quest:

* Mainstat 12 - Legendary Epic Weapon Quest *(part of the Me and My Nemesis Quest)*
* Mainstat 25 - The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave
* Mainstat 45-90 - Me and My Nemesis *(The Secret Tropical Island Volcano Lair)*

Each stage of the Nemesis quest requires the completion of the previous stage. Similarly, the series of quests given by "Paco" (the quest-giver in the back of the guild) unlock in order.

### Miscellaneous Quests

#### Regular Quests

* Spookyraven Manor Quest
* Azazel, Ma Belle
* Sea Quests
	+ "An Old Guy and The Ocean"
	+ Sea Monkees Quest ("Hey, Hey, They're Sea Monkees")
* Defend the Gourd Quest ("Out of Your Gourd")
* Doc Galaktik's Quest for Herbs ("What's Up, Doc?")
* Pretentious Artist Quest ("Suffering For His Art")
* Untinker Quest ("Driven Crazy")
* The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Daily Quest ("A Bounty Hunter Is You!")
* "The Shirt Off His Lack of Back"
* "The Pretty Good Escape"
* "Helping Make Ends Meat" ("The Meatsmith wants you to recover his check from the Skeleton Store in Market Square")
* Hippy Boatman Quest ("Give a Hippy a Boat...")
* Madness Bakery ("Lending a Hand (and a Foot)")
* "Dakota" Fanning ("The Hidden Legend of the Temple")

#### Adventure Quests (found via adventuring in specific zone)

* Harold's Hammer Quest ("Hammer Time")
* Baker Quest ("Baker, Baker")
* Wounded Guard Quest ("When Rocks Attack")
* Cap'm Caronch Quest ("I Rate, You Rate")
* "A Quest, LOL"

#### Moon Sign Specific

* Mayor Zapruder Quests ("A Bugbear of a Problem")
	+ Summon a Mushroom Familiar
	+ Defeat Felonia

Tame the Bugbears

* Marty's Quest ("Marty and His Swamp Problems") -
* Gnorbert's Quest ("Going Postal")

#### Gated Quests (found in zones accessed via Content Unlockers)

* Memory Quests (Empty agua de vida bottle)
	+ "Primordial Fear"
	+ "Hyboria? I don't even..."
	+ "Future"
* "Scapegoat" (Antique painting of a landscape)
* "The Quest for the Legendary Beat" (Antique record album)
* "Repair the Elves' Shield Generator" (Transporter transponder)

## Other Accomplishments

* 31337 Scroll Quest
* Altar of Literacy Quest
* Beanstalk Quest *(part of the Giant Trash Quest)*
* Dolphin King's Map Quest
* Dr. Hobo's Map Quest
* Most Extreme Haiku Challenge
* The Secret of the Dungeons of Doom
* Slug Lord's Map Quest
* Spooky Temple Map Quest
* Unlocking The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky *(part of the Giant Trash Quest)*

## Quests That Don't Appear in Your Quest Log

* Dwarven Factory Complex Puzzle
* Around the World Quest
* El Vibrato Island Quest
* Mysterious Island of Mystery Side-Quests
	+ Advertise for the Mysterious Island Arena
	+ Defowl the Farm
	+ Exterminate the Filthworm Infestation
	+ Recover the Lighthouse Keeper's Gunpowder
	+ Recover the Sisters' Meat
	+ Retrieve Yossarian's Tools
* Pagoda Quest
* Silver Shrimp Fork Quest
* Lights Out Quest
* Zap Quest