Jasper Scunthorpe

Jasper Scunthorpe (born 5th January 1964 as Jasper Letak). Jasper is a businessman, Disko-goer, playboy, scuba-diver, laser tag master, private yacht racer, folk dancer, Yukon sled dog racer, cross country runner and overall a highly respected bloke.

## Personal Info

**Strengths:**

* Lemons
* Laser Tag
* Sword-Fighting
* MP5
* Scunthorpe

**Weaknesses:**

* Ghosts
* Journalists
* Axes
* Strength

**Languages:**

* Polish (Fluent)
* Italian (Fluent)
* English (Fluent)
* German (Almost Fluent)
* Japanese (Quasi Fluent)

## Jasper's youth

Jasper Scunthorpe (full name Jasper Jizzy Robby Scunthorpe) was born in Szczecin, Poland as Jasper Letak. His family was very rich as his father owned Letak Lemon plantations in Sicily, Italy and made fantastic profit because his lemons were the most luscious and cheaper than most. He lived in his €500 Million manor house and was well respected in the Szczecin community. He went to his local school and was very popular for being the richest family in the town. Little is known about his next few years until he went to West Pomeranian Business School in the same city.

## Jasper Scunthorpe

### Aliases

Bad Boy
The Jizzer

Jaspy Waspy

The Money Spender

Bogaty Człowiek

The Gentleman

### Relatives

Henderson Scunthorpe - Uncle
Hugo Higgins - Blood Brother

Jimmy Scunthorpe - Cousin

April Scunthorpe - Auntie

Bartłomiej Letak - Uncle

### Affiliation

The Black and Pink Legs Mafi (Unknown - Present)
Letak Lemons (1964 - present)

Yukon Sled Dogs Ltd. (1984 - 1986)

Clarky Warky's Journalist Trials (1987 - 1989)

Jack Black Awareness Fund (1989 - 1990)

Polish Secret Service (1990 - 1992)

Thornton Stationery Company - Kensington and Chelsea Branch (1996 - 2022)

TACA/SOBEK - 2023

## Appearances

### Debut

1996

His brother, Witold Letak, was captured during a trip to America in 1971, when Jasper was only 7, and was sent off to fight in the Vietnam War however his Brother (who had a helicopters license) managed too sneak away a few months later he pretended to be injured and was sent to a medic camp. He sneaked away and stole a helicopter which was later shot down in Czechoslovakia and he managed to buy a car with his money and drive back to Szczecin in Poland.

In 1979 Jasper's parents (Jane and Żafara) were killed in a car crash on a trip to a Polish theatre trying to see Jasper in a play. Witold was saved due to an ear infection and heartburn before the trip and stayed home. Strangely, the police discovered bullet fragments in Żafara's heart. It was later discovered that a crime lord known as Mr. Capulet murdered them. Reverend Bartłomiej, Edek's brother, looked after Jasper Scunthorpe while Witold Letak took control of Letak Lemon's and reigned over it for many moons.

## The 1980s

Jasper moved to America in 1984 and moved to Canada in the same year specifically Whitehorse Yukon where he was hired as Chief Sled Dognaper to (as the name implies) steal dogs and turn them into Sled Dogs. He was good at his job and he stayed their for 2 years stealing up to 110 Sled dogs.

In early 1986 Jasper went on a journey to Colorado to have a break from snowy Canada. He met legendary gun wielders: PJ and Gus Garcia. They trained him until December, in the same year, where Gus betrayed PJ and shot him at point blank range in the skull. Jasper was horrified and drew out his gun to shoot Gus, but Gus was ready and shot him in the leg then clubbed him to the earth. Jasper later awoke and nursed himself back to health and then rode on his noble and faithful steed (Alfonso). Jasper challenged Gus to a shootout in a local town and the shootout lasted for 3 minutes with Jasper backflipping onto Gus and knocking him out with the back of his LeMat Revolver. Gus was tied up and given to the Marshall of the town (Wade Swinder) but before he left he whispered something in Jaspers ear: "Nothing beside remains, round the decay" and winked at him.

In 1987 Jasper moved to York in New York where Clark and Mark Kent (Clarky Warky and Marky Warky to their friends) asked for people to help them teach about Journalism. Since Jasper was bored he decided to come along and stay for 2 years. He was the 3rd Journalist teacher and like the other teachers he had no idea what he was doing so instead he made them all sell Letak Lemons instead. When Clark and Mark found out they were furious and instead of giving him his pay check they launched a full scale Manhunt for the capture of Jasper Scunthorpe. Jasper eventually was saved by Jack Black and because of these heroic actions Jasper joined the Jack Black Awareness Fund in his home town of Santa Monica, California where people would go around the world to help show awareness of how cool Jack Black is.

## The 1990s

In 1990 the Coalition Gulf War broke out and Jasper decided to team up with America to help out the Polish Secret Service. He was involved in operation Simoom and is supposedly one of the few unknown spies that took part in it. His Father was supposedly embroiled in the Polish Secret Service and was said to take the Agency out to the Polish Pubs to drink Żywiec, a famous Polish beer. When Jasper had done service for his country he was given the Polish Medal of Honour for his deeds in Operation Simoom.

Jasper later went back to his old €500 Million manor in Szczecin in 1992 by the time he had finished his Polish family were mostly dead, apart from his older brother, Witold Letak, and his Grandad, Reverend Bartholomew Letak. Jasper decided he had done enough and wanted a new life so he gave Witold the title of Owner in Letak Lemons and took his credit card and some money from his €500 Million Manor and Drove in his private Stealth boat across the English channel and arrived in Portsmouth in 1992.

Later in 1992 Jasper bought a teal Toyota Corolla from a man in a leather jacket and sunglasses he then drove to Scunthorpe and lived their for a week before deciding it was a beautiful place but he just couldn't stay due to him needing a job. Jasper decided to change his last name to his mothers, Scunthorpe.

In February 1996 he moved to Kensington and Chelsea , Ladbroke Grove to be exact which coincidentally Denzel Pepper lived nearby, after living around the UK for 4 years looking at all the sights he could see. He saw a flyer for Thornton Stationery Company - Kensington and Chelsea Branch for the role of Secretary Accountant and then later bumped into Denzel Pepper and started swearing at him in Polish then realised he was the Regional Director of Sales of Thornton Stationery Company - Kensington and Chelsea Branch. Denzel invited him for a cup of tea and they talked business. He was made secretary to the accountant team as his notion money was very useful in the stationary business and then later Head of the accountant team.

In 1993 DeSaad Pepper and Wilfred Pebble began a gang together, which remained nameless until 2023, where it was dubbed The Boys in Blue. In 1997, the two moved to Hammersmith where they met Jasper Scunthorpe, who became a new addition to the gang. The three would travel round the UK and win any trophies or competitions possible in local pubs.

Alfred Lennie moved into Ladbroke Grove where Jasper was staying and Jasper invited him to be flatmates in their house. Jasper found his social skills to be amazing, and when he realized that he was good at being a Customer Service Rep., he suggested that he should work for Thornton Stationery (the company that Jasper was working for at the time) and to become a Customer Service Rep. since they didn't have very many of them. Alfred also became part of the gang that Jasper was involved in with Wilfred Pebble and DeSaad Pepper.

In 1997 Jasper bought a yellow Lamborghini. It is unclear why he got rid of his Toyota but began using the Lambo instead. Around the same time he bought a penthouse suite apartment in Tokyo which was robbed a year later so he asked the newly reformed DPDA to help find the criminals. Jasper also became the financial backing backing of the group in the same year. Jasper also tried to work for some of his own money which he ended up gaining 100 yen (0.62 British Pounds) in a single coin. He now keeps the coin in a secure pocket in each of his blazers in case someone tries to rob him, since the coin taught him a valuable life lesson.

## The 2000s

In 2002, Jasper helped his cousin (Jimmy Scunthorpe) steal a Lemoncopter from Letak Lemons. This was to help kickstart the group that would then be come to be known as BATTY.

In 2002 Jasper woke up to find himself on an island (Innarsuit) in Greenland. He explored the village their finding no one their but a red quadbike which he rode around the island on. Jasper was rescued by his cousin and the rest of BATTY before he froze to death. Jasper later learnt, after the 2021 Thornton Revolution, that Jebidiah Thornton had used his Assassins to transport him to Innarsuit as punishment for helping Nicholas Von Igoreviche escape to Europe.

During a late November in 2003, Jasper met a woman called Ingrid Müller during one of Cecil Longstaff's protests for the legalisation of MDMA. Ingrid was a cop and attempted to arrest the protestors (the protestors mostly included The Kensington & Chelsea Branch and some of Cecil's mates) on suspicion of harbouring drugs. Unluckily for Ingrid, Mark Wilkes was at the protest and gave a beautiful speech about freedom. All of the coppers began to weep giving the protestors the chance to give them the slip. During the events of the speech, Jasper got to talking with Ingrid and found that they both had a passion for sword fighting and both had ties to Scunthorpe.

In 2004, Jasper fought the despicable and vile human known as Clyde. In the same year Jasper also fought a horse named Stalbo who had managed to invade his flat.

In the October of 2005, after spending 2 years together, Jasper proposed to Ingrid who said yes. They had their wedding in January of 2006 which was held in Scunthorpe and was attended by all of their friends and families. They spent their honeymoon in Stockholm where Jasper met Raz The Fearful for the first time.

In 2009, Jasper met with his cousin to help him with some emotional trouble. After Jimmy discovered that Mr. Official has taken over BATTY and was using them as a drug business, Jasper and his fellow gangsters went to assist him and Busy to take back the group. The operation succeeded and Mr. Official apologised for his actions.

## The 2010s

In 2011 Jasper and Raphaël Dupont joined forces to aid the Black and Pink Legs Mafia in taking back the criminal underworld on the island of Corsica (which was being held captive by Raz the Fearful and his cronies). Jasper later duelled Raz on a plane, with his sword whilst Raz fought back with his axes. Raz nearly murdered Jasper but jumped out of the crashing plane with a parachute.

In December 2012 Jasper was involved with TACA (Taylor Anti-Christmas Agency) who attacked Witold Letak and a Letak Lemons building was nearly destroyed. Jasper was instantaneously involved and brought the DPDA in with him as soon as he heard of the attack. Jasper managed to remain mostly calm during the events but removed The Lemon Brigade from Letak Lemons after Witold was rescued.

In June 2014, Jasper had a mental night out with Denzel, The Boys in Blue, Cecil and many more. He and Alfred were forced to move out for a month due to their flat smelling of a variety of drugs (especially ecstasy). They manage to move back in late July.

In 2019 Witold Letak was assassinated by 12 different assassins from 11 different companies in Austria. He was shot in the head 3 times, chest 3 times, bottom twice and 4 missed entirely. Jasper and many other family members visited Witold' s grave on the island of Sicily close to a Letak Lemons plantation. Andrea Bianchi took over Letak Lemons until Jasper had learnt all he had needed in England.

## The 2020s

In 2021, Jasper discovered that there was a museum being built to show how good a person Witold was. Jasper didn't agree with this and thought his brother was a bit of a prick, especially after he had discovered that the Red Denzel Diamond was there too, so he and Vlad Petrov decided to rob it in the Letak Museum Heist.

In 2022, Jasper finally became CEO of Letak Lemons but was also made a shareholder by Montgomery Thornton, Jasper also made Montgomery a Shareholder of Letak Lemons to show there brotherly connection. They also make a blood brother pact.

## Gallery

Jasper Scunthorpe in 1997Jasper Scunthorpe on a night out in 2004Jasper Scunthorpe in 2017Jasper Scunthorpe in 2018Jasper Scunthorpe in 2019DeSaad Pepper, Wilfred Pebble and Jasper Scunthorpe taking a photo at a pub in Cheshire.Jasper in Scunthorpe Prison in 2021Jasper Scunthorpe in Halloween AttireThe Thornton Assassins tracking Jasper downJasper Scunthorpe July 2021