Kendomancy

> "*Yeah, you practice Kendomancy, or whatever*"
> ― Marissa
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Kendomancy is an ancient and forbidden hybrid of martial arts and magic. Due to its unimaginable combat power, it has been banned from use in every universe. The Techniques were re-discovered by Trevor of the Dekadia universe and were subsequently passed on to other members of the Parb Family. The Martial art is incredibly dangerous in the hands of a skilled practitioner and is capable of doing damage even to those immune to traditional physical harm.

## History

Kendomancy was developed by The First God of Destruction during the existence of the Bloatfly Universe. He honed his skills and used them to establish the WWE, an elite group of warriors who followed his teachings. The First God of Destruction would later master Kendomancy fully and used one of its most powerful techniques, the P.O.K.E to kill Yeweh, earning him the right to ascend as the God of War and Destruction. The First God of Destruction then used his powers to establish Other World and brought the wrestlers of the WWE there, to serve as his angels.

Later, during the existence of the Dekadia Universe the art was rediscovered by Trevor. He initially used the martial art to fight for justice and to protect those he cared about. Sadly, even the vast power of Kendomancy was not enough to prevent the deaths of his loved ones.

Trevor programed knowlege of Kendomancy into his sons, Josh and Anthony, but restricted his use of the techniques unless there came a true dire hour.

When Trevor became a Dark Lord, his good half split away from him, becoming Merry. Unknown to her, she retained a reversed form of Kendomancy, later known as Pregnomancy. It is believed that since Kendomancy is an art of destruction, Pregnomancy is its opposite, being a magic of creation.

Josh would later continue to hone his own style of Kendomancy in opposition to Trevor. He would pass on this style to Donut, who prior to the Second Scratch, was still a novice, despite her incredible brawn.

Following the Second Scratch, Donut, alongside an A.I. Backup of Trevor's memories, travelled to an ancient Alter in a pocket dimension, here Donut trained until she turned 18, where she mastered a new state of Kendomancy Power, rivaling any Kendomancy displayed by her predecessors. This new form was named by the A.I. Trevor as the "World-Breaker" state. Many believe that Donut has still not achieved her true potential and may one day be powerful enough to Usurp The First God of Destruction as the new God of Destruction.

## Techniques

* The Bus Toss: The user throws a bus at target. The destructive force of this move is increased if the bus is full of old people
* The 9 Block Blast: The user slaps target, the resulting impact unleashes a blast pressure wave capable of leveling reinforced concrete structures up to a 9 city block diameter
* The Lethal Rimjob: The user forcibly commits oral sex on the target's anus. The act is either so painful or so pleasurable that it kills the target when the technique is complete
* Kaio-Crippler: A technique that allows a user to target a person's bones and do multiplicative damage to them.
* The Baka Dama: An ultimate attack that draws on the stupid energy of all life. The energy is then lobbed at a target, doing massive damage
* The Bloodborne Parry: The user brings the opponent to their knees, impale them and rip out a large chunk of flesh/organs. Not to be confused with a parry in the game, Bloodborne
* 20/20 Hawkeye Vision: Grants the user vision that can pierce the fog
* The baby shake
* The Kick Designed For Human Babies: A low to the ground punt that was designed for, you guessed it, babies.
* P.O.K.E.: The Punch of Kill Everything is believed to be one of the most powerful Kendomancy techniques known to exist and is rivaled only by the Multiverse-Level Baka Dama. The technique instantly kills 1 weak or willing target. Following the sacrifice of this target, an immense, planet-wrecking pressure wave is emitted from the User's fist. It is believed this technique was used to kill Yeweh and was instrumental to Trevor's plan to achieve godhood. The A.I. Trevor that is currently travelling with Donut does know the technique, but has yet to teach Donut until she masters the World-Breaker state. It is believed that a P.O.K.E from a fully powered World-Breaker Donut could destroy an entire Universe.

### Alternate Forms

Currently only two known transformations have been discovered by mastery of Kendomancy

* World-Breaker: The World-Breaker state is an incredible transformation currently only achieved by Donut. It maximizes the potential of the user and multiplies their capabilities by thousands. It is also believed that the level of power achievable by this form is limitless.
* True Meaning of Wrestlemania: A temporary transformation only ever demonstrated by Joshthany, a fusion of Josh and Anthony. It is unknown how powerful this transformation is, but Joshthany in this state was capable of fighting on even ground with Thomas-Prime despite his near God-like abilities

## Known Practitioners

* The First God of Destruction -Creator
* Roman Reigns- Current God of Destruction
* Various WWE Wrestlers
* Trevor
* Josh
* Anthony
* Donut

## Trivia

* Many techniques used in the style are visually identical to Karate, a japanese martial art.
* Kendomancy bears no similarity to Kendo, another japanese martial art.
* Kendomancy makes use of two principles in its use. 1. Wanton destruction and collateral Damage. 2. Schadenfreude
* Kendomancy, along with Swordmanship are two of the most powerful martial arts in the Multiverse and both have been demonstrated to be able to harm entities that are normally immune to traditional damage.