My Last Signs

"***My Last Signs***" is the 23rd theatrical episode of the Brady Einstein series. It is the last Brady Einstein video with the appearance of the Pixar version of the Disney logo, and the Nancy Carlson Bugs (May 2, 2003 - February 16, 2007) and the Shufflebugs (March 8, 2013 - April 21, 2017) finger puppets appear as involved. It is also released to universal panning and became Disney’s biggest box office disaster.

## Video Guide

#### Opening

* Music video (On the Beautiful Blue Danube, Op. 314 (Short Version), Strauss II): Walt Disney Pictures Logo (The Incredibles Variant Version; The logo is animated in '60s-style 2D with a red color scheme, with some buildings on the left. A monorail goes by and a light on top of the flag pole blinks even Maddison (as a hand model), draws th arc with her finger after it zooms out, then it fades with two shapes on the castle resembling two lowercase "i's" showing on the screen for a second before completely fading to black. There are no fireworks, and the "Disney" text is yellow. The logo appears to be lithograph.) (shortened into just "Disney" in 2017 and referenced from "*Incredibles 2*")
* Fly Finger Puppet (replaced by Shufflebugs Finger Puppet in 2017)
* Voice-Controlled Euro Train in 3 different angles
* Strong-Bad tells Brady Gailieo the "Orange" Kangaroo excitedly that a new website is blowing up and Squarespace and NordVPN win by working together It all then explodes and Strong-Bad says, "It's just NordVPN and Squarespace!" (redone in 2017 with the shirt on and Baby Gailieo is now colored yellow)
* Marlee says "First Signs" and Otter appears.
* Symphony No. 97 in C Major, Hob I/97, Finale Presto Assai, Haydn: Opening titles, Danik signs eat, girl eating, Lauren signs ball, girl with ball, Colin signs mommy, mom hugs baby out of crib, Danik signs daddy, daddy and baby, Colin signs sleep, baby sleeping
* Duck tries to see someone but he's looking in the wrong direction. (2017 only)
* Two of Us
* The Eliokubs arrive.

### Der Flohwalzer

The execution opens with Kaede looking downward nervously with the other students watching her. A shackle that has a design of Eliokuma on it connected to a long rope descends from the top of the trial room, with Kaede glancing at it. The shackle goes behind a nervous Kaede and closes around her neck, pulling her towards the trial room. Despite Kaede and Shuichi Saihara reaching out to each other, they are too far away to grab each other's hands, and Kaede is pulled up to the trial room, its entrance closing once she is inside. As the "LIVE" sign of the trial room's entrance flashes on, Kaede is dropped on her knees onto an oversized piano with a spiked cover and thorny vines, sheet music flying past her as she falls. Eliokuma, wearing a black tuxedo, sits on a tall chair in front of the piano holding a baton acting as the conductor, while a crowd of other Eliokumas start to gather and a large machine connected to the piano decorated with red roses featuring a cat, a pocket watch and a playing card emerges from behind it.
After laughing, Eliokuma raises his baton, and the Eliokuma Kubs appear on both sides of the piano, holding ropes which they pull downward. The rope is revealed to be tied around Kaede's neck, which pulls her upwards and forces her to stand up, grabbing the clasp. As Eliokuma conducts, the Eliokubs then start pulling her up and down, making her play a song on the piano using her body. However, Kaede begins to step on the wrong piano keys, playing so out of tune that it disgusts the crowd of Eliokumas.
Suddenly, the Eliokubs begin to speed up the song, pulling Kaede up and down so quickly that she finds herself unable to breathe, her face red and her eyes swirling from dizziness. Eliokuma begins to swing his arms about wildly instead of actually conducting the song, due to its speed, and starts sweating. The song becomes faster and faster with the machine connected to the piano seemingly breaking until Kaede dies from asphyxiation. Just as she dies, Eliokuma stops swinging his arms and stops the song, flinging drops of sweat everywhere. The lights around the piano darken, as a shocked Eliokuma stands on the stool panting and Kaede's dead body continues to swing with the rope. The spiked piano cover starts to close in on Kaede's motionless body, but Eliodam pushes Eliokid in before it shuts completely. Kaede's corpse is destroyed by the piano cover's spikes as her blood splatters. Eliokid is decapitated with almost his entire body being destroyed, leaving only small parts, and his head rolls over to the watching horrified students.

### Family

* Otter shows a picture of his otter family
* Family Title Card
* Marlee signs kiss, mommy, daddy, and baby.
* Piano Sonata No. 13 in A Major, Opus. 120, D. 664, III. Finale Allegro, Schubert: **Baby**: baby stock footage, kid learns with Lauren Taylor, Rhiannon with All About Baby: Hold on, Baby!, **Daddy**: daddy stock footage, Mother & Baby Dog, **Mommy**: mommy stock footage, Wooden Ducks, **Kiss**: kiss stock footage. Zahara with Animal Alley 43" Darby Dog, Rhiannon with Baby Stella Doll w/Bassinet
* Otter kisses Squirt The Pig, who is covered in bandages.
* Noah signing kiss, Enos signing mommy, Melika signing daddy, and Camilla signing baby
* Baby Otter cries, but then Mommy Otter kisses him (2017 only)
* Convoi Stack & Pull Toy
* Otter kisses Marlee, who signs "I Love You".

### Strand of Agony

Kirumi is being chased through a hallway by a group of protesters holding signs that say "Notice to Quit" in English and other foreign languages. As she tries to run away, she gets blocked off by another group. She didn't know what to do until she sees a vine with thorns drop down from the ceiling. The vine goes through a couple of spider-webs. Kirumi grabs on and climbs up, because of it being the only way out, piercing her hands in the process.
Kirumi then stops as she encounters a large group of circular saws activating throughout the walls. Kirumi stares in hesitation for a moment, but determined to escape, she proceeds to climb through. As she makes her way to the top, she gets slashed and lacerated several times, causing her to scream in pain. Soon after she escapes from the saws, she is worn out, sustained a lot of injuries, and a lot of her clothes are cut off. She then looks up to see a blue sky and sunlight pouring through a hole on the top of the ceiling. Thinking that it is a way out, she continues climbing and reaches for the gap. Instead, she touches the ceiling and the hole turns out to be an illusion, which was actually a children's drawing of a sky and a sun. As she stares in disbelief and despair, the vine then breaks, causing Kirumi to fall. As Eliosuke watches from the ground, Eliodam shoves him below where Kirumi is falling, knocking his glasses off in the process. Eliosuke then frantically looks for his glasses, but right as he manages to find them, Kirumi falls onto Eliosuke, killing both of them instantly.
Eliodam then looks over Kirumi's corpse and Eliosuke's now destroyed body as various red roses flutter and fall to the ground. The children's drawing, which was previously attached to the ceiling, descends and lands onto Kirumi's dead body, soaking it with her blood.

### Meal Time

* Mama Otter feeds some yogurt to Baby Otter using the Blue Baby Plane Spoon.
* Meal Time Title Card
* Marlee signs milk, cereal, eat, and drink.
* Serenade for Flute, Violin and Viola in D Major, Op. 25, I. Entrata Allegro, Beethoven: **Drink**: drink stock footage, Calvin drinking, **Eat**: eat stock footage, **Cereal**: cereal stock footage, **Milk**: milk stock footage, First Friends: Cow and Milk Carton
* Otter and Duck (Playsoup) (2nd Version) have cereal. Duck eats some little bits of the cereal. He then eats the cereal fast.
* Melika signing milk Noah signing cereal, Daniela signing eat, and Enos signing drink
* Baby Otter and Papa Otter Drink Milk (2017 only)
* Dream Journey
* Otter gives Marlee cereal. Marlee signs "More", so Otter gives her some more cereal.
* Messiah Part II, HWV 56, All We Like Sheep Have Gone Astray, Handel: baby kisses mommy and hugs

### Cultural Melting Pot

Korekiyo is tied up and hanging from the ceiling. Eliotaro and Eliophanie then begin to rapidly spin Korekiyo around as Eliodam simply stared. Korekiyo's hat is tossed during the process, as he grows dizzier, Eliotaro and Eliophanie cease the spinning, the ties are cut off by a samurai, sending him falling down a hole and into a boiler.
Eliotaro and Eliophanie ignite the fire and raise it with multiple pieces of charcoal and start boiling Korekiyo, causing him to start crying blood. After a moment of staring at the flames, Eliodam suddenly commits suicide by running into the fire under the boiler, due to him not being able to get along with his siblings.
As Eliotaro and Eliophanie stare in shock at Eliodam's suicide, Korekiyo is boiled alive, as his soul ascends into the sky, he reunites with his sister's spirit. They share a happy reunion until Eliokuma shows up in the garb of a Shinto priest and sprinkles salt onto Korekiyo. To add insult to injury, his sister joins in the sprinkling as well. Korekiyo yells in horror as his spirit is "purified" and is banished to the afterlife. Eliokuma and Korekiyo's sister then sit on a perch overlooking the city as the execution ends.

### Play

* Otter plays tag with Girl Duck.
* Play Time Title Card
* Marlee signs play, help, friend, and ball.
* Piano Trio No. 39 in G Major, "Gypsy", Hob. XV/25, III. Rondo, Haydn: **Ball**: ball stock footage, Zahara with Ball Track Roll 'n Roll 'n Roll, **Friend**: friend stock footage, Whoops-oops, **Help**: help stock footage, Rhiannon and Calvin with Stacking Rings, **Play**: play stock footage
* Otter lifts Foam Blocks on his nose, until he sneezes them off.
* Daniela signing play Ashanti signing help, Melika signing friend, and Noah signing ball
* Baby Otter with Otter throws a ball up high until all of the balls fall down (2017 only)
* Dwarfs' Treasure Savings Box
* Otter runs by Marlee who signs "Stop" and "Go".

### Wild West Insecticide

Gonta is tied to a post in the middle of a "wild west town" complete with tumbleweed. Gonta has a laptop attached to him with his AI avatar on screen. Eliophanie is immobilized on the ground with a bloated belly while Eliotaro looks on worried. Eliokuma passes by dressed up as a cowboy and stops at the post. Eliokuma pulls out a revolver and shoots a robotic wasp at Gonta.
Eliophanie's stomach gets bigger as Eliotaro starts to panic. Eliokuma starts shooting tons of robotic wasps at Gonta, and Gonta starts getting boils over his skin due to the stinging. Meanwhile, Eliophanie's stomach continues to grow more and more as Gonta continues to get even more sickly and swollen.
After some time of shooting wasps at Gonta and Eliophanie's stomach bloating nonstop, a giant wasp violently bursts out of her stomach and slices Eliotaro in half, killing both. The huge wasp spots Gonta and skewers him in the torso, straight through the AI computer. After that Eliokuma pulls out a flamethrower and kills both the bug and Gonta by torching the post. Gonta's charred corpse is tied to the burnt post, as Eliokuma giggles to himself.

### Bedtime

* Wiegenlied, Op. 49, No. 4, "Brahms' Lullaby", Brahms: Girl Duck reads a book to Duck (Playsoup) (2nd Version). She then notices her other duck child sleeping on the other side on the bed.
* Bedtime Title Card
* Marlee signs sleep, bath, story, and blanket.
* Album for the Young (Album fur die Jugend), Op. 68, No. 1, Melody, Schumann: **Blanket**: blanket stock footage, **Story**: story stock footage, Mother & Baby Elephant with Sweet Dreams, Mimi Book, **Bath**: bath stock footage Corrine with You and Me Bathtub, **Sleep**: sleep stock footage, The Original Slumber Bear
* Mama Otter tucks Baby Otter in his bed and Duck (Playsoup) (1st Version) blows a kazoo, shakes a tamborine, and rings a triangle to make Baby Otter wake up. Mama Otter shushes him, but Baby Otter wakes up anyway.
* Noah signing sleep, Ashanti signing bath, Enos signing story, and Daniela signing blanket
* Otter finds out who's in the blanket, but Baby Otter was in the blanket (2017 only)
* Big Voyage
* Otter has a Pinwheel and Marlee sees the toy and blows it.

### Blast Off! Second Ignition

Mirroring the original Blast Off!, Kaito was seen inside a classroom along with Eliokuma, the latter of whom was dressed like an astronaut. Eliokuma then pressed a button that triggered an iron maiden-like rocket behind Kaito. Right before it could take off to space, it suddenly turned upside down and went underground instead with Kaito severely coughing in the process.
The rocket eventually passed through the earth and reached space. Right after Kaito saw the stars, he smiled in satisfaction, as he was able to travel to space (as it was his dream to). Then, he coughed a heavy amount of blood, which splattered on the window, and peacefully succumbed to his death due to his implanted chronic disease, causing the execution to fail and Alter Ego to be resurrected at the same time as usual. An "Error" message appeared on the rocket before it fell and crashed into the classroom in which the survivors were.
K1-B0 immediately protected his friends from the falling rocket and subsequent rubble, causing his ahoge, later discovered to be a device to communicate with his inner voice, to be knocked off by the rubble. The rocket opened, revealing Kaito's dead body. The failure of the execution made Eliokuma incredibly angry, as Kaito proved that he was able to die on his own terms.

### Closing

* Waldszenen (Forest Scene), Op. 82, No. 1 Entritt (Entry), Schumann: baby on couch, Daniela and Kiya signs baby, baby in garden, First Friends: Boy & Girl and First Friends: Baby, Danik signs milk, baby drinks milk from bottle, Corrine with Baby on All About Baby: Baby's Mealtime High Chair, Colin and Camilla signs friend, boy and girl dressed in swimsuits, Mother Hippo with Mother Elephant and Mother Dog, Calvin with Baby Stella, Enos signs play, boys blowing bubbles, boy with Plush Sports Throw Pillow Set, kids playing in leaves, Lauren signs bath, baby in bath, two babies in bath, Daniela and Kiya signs baby, baby hiding behind the blanket, baby on bed, Virginia and Lauren signs kiss, mom kisses the girl, dad and mom kisses the baby
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* Symphony No. 97 in C Major, Hob I/97, Finale Presto Assai, Haydn: Closing credits
* Duck (Playsoup) (2nd Version) appears, and gives a kiss.

## Bonus Puppet Shows

* Otter kisses Girl Duck, Squirt and Pavlov, who licks him. (Title: Big Kiss)
* Mama Otter gives Baby Otter his cereal. She then gets his sippy cup. But when she got to the high chair, she notices her child ate his cereal (Title: All Done)
* Otter and Girl Duck tickle each other with a feather (Title: Feather)
* Otter pulls a rope with Fun Balls falling on him (Title: Rope Surprise)
* Otter, Papa Otter, and the ducks are playing Tug of War (Title: Tug of War)

## Hand Signs (2017 only)

* Girl Duck kisses one of the hands. One hand tickles her afterward.
* The hand feeds a bagel to Duck. Duck hiccups afterward.
* Otter and the hands play ball.
* The hand washes Duck in the tub.

## 5 Minute Puppet Show

* Duck tries to see someone but he's looking in the wrong direction.
* Two of Us
* Family title card
* Marlee signs kiss, mommy, daddy, and baby.
* Baby Otter with Otter throws a ball up high until all of the balls fall down
* Dwarfs' Treasure Savings Box
* Meal Time title card
* Marlee signs milk, cereal, eat, and drink.
* Otter lifts Foam Blocks on his nose, until he sneezes them off.
* Convoi Stack & Pull Toy
* Waldszenen (Forest Scene), Op. 82, No. 1 Entritt (Entry), Schumann: daddy stock footage, Mother & Baby Dog, mommy stock footage, cereal stock footage, baby on couch, Daniela and Kiya signs baby, baby in garden, First Friends: Boy & Girl and First Friends: Baby, Danik signs milk, baby drinks milk from bottle, Corrine with Baby on All About Baby: Baby's Mealtime High Chair, Virginia and Lauren signs kiss, mom kisses the girl, dad and mom kisses the baby

## 10 Minute Puppet Show

* Otter shows a picture of his otter family
* Piano Sonata No. 13 in A Major, Op. 120, D.664, 3rd Movement, Schubert: **Baby**: baby stock footage, kid learns with Lauren Taylor, Rhiannon with All About Baby: Hold on, Baby!, **Daddy**: daddy stock footage, Mother & Baby Dog, **Mommy**: mommy stock footage, Wooden Ducks, **Kiss**: kiss stock footage. Zahara with Animal Alley 43" Darby Dog, Rhiannon with Baby Stella Doll w/Bassinet
* Dream Journey
* Otter plays tag with Girl Duck.
* Play Time Title Card
* Marlee signs play, help, friend, and ball.
* Piano Trio No. 39 in G Major, "Gypsy", Hob. XV/25, 3rd Movement, Haydn: **Ball**: ball stock footage, Zahara with Ball Track Roll 'n Roll 'n Roll, **Friend**: friend stock footage, Whoops-oops, **Help**: help stock footage, Rhiannon and Calvin with Stacking Rings, **Play**: play stock footage
* Dwarfs' Treasure Savings Box
* Wiegenlied, Op. 49, No. 4, Guten Abend, Gute Nacht "Brahms' Lullaby", Brahms: Girl Duck reads a book to Duck (Playsoup) (2nd Version). She then notices her other duck child sleeping on the other side on the bed.
* Bedtime Title Card
* Marlee signs sleep, bath, story, and blanket.
* Album fur die Jugend (Album for the Young), Op. 68, No. 1, Melodie, Schumann: **Blanket**: blanket stock footage, **Story**: story stock footage, Mother & Baby Elephant with Sweet Dreams, Mimi Book, **Bath**: bath stock footage Corrine with You and Me Bathtub, **Sleep**: sleep stock footage, The Original Slumber Bear

## Songs

1. Symphony No. 97 in C Major, Hob I/97, Finale Presto Assai, Haydn (Opening & Closing Credits)
2. Piano Sonata No. 13 in A Major, Opus. 120, D. 664, III. Finale Allegro, Schubert (Family)
3. Serenade for Flute, Violin and Viola in D Major, Op. 25, I. Entrata Allegro, Beethoven (Meal Time)
4. Messiah Part II, HWV 56, All We Like Sheep Have Gone Astray, Handel (Baby Kisses Mommy)
5. Piano Trio No. 39 in G Major, "Gypsy", Hob. XV/25, III. Rondo, Haydn (Play)
6. Wiegenlied, Op. 49, No. 4, "Brahms' Lullaby", Brahms (Bedtime)
7. Album for the Young (Album fur die Jugend) Op. 68, No. 1 Melody, Schumann (Bedtime)
8. Waldszenen (Forest Scene), Op. 82, No. 1 Entritt (Entry), Schumann (Finale)

## Cast

* Frank Welker as Oswald the Otter (Host)
* Rob Paulsen as Pavlov the Dog (3rd Version)
* John Ratzenberger as Connie the Coin
* Auli'I Cravalho as Bianca Bluebird
* Rebecca Fisher as Herself
* Nami Melumad as Eliomi the Baby Otter
* Cam Clarke as Eliokuma the Lion
	+ Angela Bassett as Old Whitney
* David Spade as Wade Disney
* Eisle Lovelock as Monika Disney
* Bret Iwan as Hex
* Sandra Oh as Fa Ming Lee
* The Eliokubs
	+ Max Charles as Eliotaro
	+ Robbie Daymond as Eliosuke
	+ Peyton Elizabeth Lee as Eliophanie
	+ Ryan Potter as Eliodam
	+ Charles Martinet as Eliokid

## Puppets

* Otter (Host) (played by David Privett)
* Squirt The Pig (Playsoup) (played by David Privett)
* Baby Otter (played by David Privett)
* Mama Otter (played by June Privett)
* Eliokuma the Cat (voiced by ) (last appearance)
* Duck (Playsoup) (2nd Version) (played by David Privett)
* Girl Duck (played by June Privett)
* Duck (Playsoup) (1st Version) (played by David Privett)
* Pavlov the Dog (Bonus) (played by David Privett)
* Papa Otter (Bonus) (played by David Privett)

## Kids

* Alana Elman (wearing a white shirt) (Stock Footage only)
* Ashley (wearing a pink shirt)
* Ben L. Daniels (wearing a red shirt with green goggles) (Stock Footage only)
* Calvin Barker (wearing a blue and pink tank tops)
* Corrine Hamill (wearing a pink sweatshirt)
* Drew Oldrey (wearing a red shirt)
* Keanu McBrayer (wearing a yellow shirt with purple goggles) (Stock Footage only)
* Rhiannon Kaling (wearing a red sweatshirt)
* Riley Slover (wearing an orange shirt)
* Zahara Holmes (wearing a red and black striped shirt)

### Deaf Kids

* Addison Lynch (wearing a pink shirt)
* Ashanti Montgomery (wearing a blue shirt)
* Camilla Trinidad (wearing an orange shirt)
* Colin MacMillan (wearing a white and red plaid shirt)
* Daniela Walk (wearing a blue tank top)
* Danik Chapman (wearing a blue shirt)
* Enos Riley (wearing a blue shirt)
* Kiya Lowes (wearing a pink shirt)
* Lauren Moore (wearing a pink shirt)
* Melika Silverman (wearing a blue shirt)
* Noah Sweetland (wearing a black and red shirt)

## Adults

* Antonio Goodwin (wearing a red shirt)
* Lauren Maucere (wearing a black shirt)
* Virginia Barty (wearing a magenta shirt)

## Discovery Cards

* Boy
* Girl
* Happy
* Sad
* Clean
* Dirty
* Up
* Down
* Hot
* Cold
* In
* Out

## Sign with Me

* Mommy
* Daddy
* Baby
* Kiss
* Eat
* Drink
* Milk
* Cereal
* Play
* Help
* Friend
* Ball
* Sleep
* Story
* Bath
* Blanket

## Signing with Baby - Basic Signs

* Yes
* No
* Good
* Bad
* Water
* Want
* Share
* Potty
* Hurt
* Sorry
* Hug
* Love

## Toys

### Bonus Toys

 Papa Otter Puppet
 Beach Ball

## Distribution

* Walt Disney Studios Home Entertainment (2007)

## Trivia

* This is the only appearance of the Otter family and Girl Duck.
* This is the third and last video to feature Marlee Matlin using sign language.
* Most 2007 My First Signs DVDs do have latches.
* This is also the first cover, Disc, and guide to have the 2007 style, but it was the last DVD to have the 2003 logo on the menu.
* This is the last appearance of Noah.
* This video is the sequel to Baby Wordsworth and Baby's Favorite Places.

## Paintings

1. A Goodnight Story by George Kilburne
2. The Morning Bath by Boris Kustodiev
3. Make Believe by Victor Gilbert
4. Favorite Fruits by Joseph Clark
5. Still Life with a Carafe of Milk by Henri-Horace Roland Delaporte
6. A Baby with a Rattle by Alexandra Day
7. Baby's Year Book by Meta Morris Grimball
8. Bowl of Oatmeal by Vincent McIndoe
9. Little Women by Jessie Wilcox Smith
10. Father and Son by G. Brian Karas
11. Afternoon Tea by Isidor Verheyden
12. First Steps, 2003 by Daniel Clarke
13. Visions of Sugar Plums by Konstantin Rodko
14. Julia Payne and Her Son Ivan by Gari Melchers
15. Illustrations by Liz Trueblood

## Reception

### Box Office

"*My Last Signs*" became a box office failure by grossing no money on the $5-30 million budget.

### Response

"*My Last Signs*" has an approval rating of 0% on the review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes, based on nine reviews, with an average rating of 0/10, a 0/100 on Critic's Choice, a 0 on Metacritic and a F- on CinemaScore.