List of Heavendale and area businesses

The following is an incomplete and ever-evolving list of businesses, restaurants, and other establishments in the fictional city of Heavendale and its surrounding area (including Helldale, Valhalladale, Bloomingdale, Carlsberg, and other nearby towns).

## Heavendale

* **Narc Sonic:** A Sonic for narcs.
* **Non-Narc Sonic (a.k.a.: Chill Sonic):** A Sonic for chill people.
* **Wet Pins****:** A combination bowling alley and swimming pool.
* **Brunch Factory:** A beloved brunch restaurant. Currently exploded.
* **The Pancake Hutch:** A less beloved brunch restaurant. A little less exploded.
* **The Cr*ê*pe Escape:** A World War II-themed cr*ê*pe restaurant.
* **Neutral Grounds:** A coffee shop where the coffee is... fine.
* **The Screamery:** A Halloween-themed ice cream parlour.
* **The Wind Beneath My Wings:** A combination hot wings restaurant and indoor sky diving place.
* **Ramen Poodle:** A restaurant with amazing ramen ruined only by all the poodle hair in the broth.
* **Vinny D's:** A totally normal car mechanic shop and definitely not a secret lair.
* **A Little Bird Told Me****:** A drive-thru ortolan restaurant. It's as horrifying as it sounds.
* **I Knead You:** A bakery with extremely clingy employees.
* **A'Lure:** A fancy fish restaurant where you fish for your dinner.
* **Cater Tots****:** We do not speak of Cater Tots.
* **Snake 'n' Shake:** A restaurant serving up all of your favourite legless reptilians.
* **Gas Boy*:*** A local gas station. Long-time employer of boys from the Allin family.
* **The Stuck Pig:** Located next to the Gas Boy. Not much is known about it.
* **In Your Golden Beers:** A retirement community with an always-operating kegger.
* **The Stanhope Kill Orphanage:** You know it's a quality kill orphanage if the Stanhope name is on it.
* **The 24-Hour Post Office:** Located in the centre of town. A pillar of the community loved by all.
* **The Hunt for Bread October:** A submarine sandwich shop. Get it?
* **Orange Julius Caesar**
* **If Fishes Were Horses**
* **Knight Knitters**
* **The Thin Veal Line**
* **a man a flan a canal fan AMA:** A custard restaurant and night club run by the disturbing General Custard.
* **Magritte-a-ville**
* **Daliwood**
* **Dippin' Thots**: A Hooters-style "ice cream of the future" place. Generates a lot of shame-based flow-over to the bodega next door.
* **The Bodega:** A regular, normal bodega. The last surviving pre-Spider Day eatery in Heavendale.
* **Haute Pocket:** Fine French cuisine and soups served in liners you can put in your pocket.
* **Saguarro:** A pizza delivery place whose delivery cars have very large cacti on top of them.
* **The Store:** Heavendale's big box bulk store. Sells minimalist "brandless" branded products.
* **The Frothy Bowl:** A barbershop that also serves cereal in frothed milk.
* **Thinsulin:** A factory that produces overpriced milkshakes with insulin (nominally) for diabetics.
* **Ladle's Night:** A liquid food-themed "breastaurant" for the whole family.
* **Bubba Tea:** A tea place that serves all the drinks with large pouches of chaw in them.
* **Berate Clips:** A haircut place where the stylists yell at you.
* **Gourd of Directors:** Serves gourd-based dishes in auteur director-themed environments.
* **DüMarmot:** An exploitative app-based delivery service with a marmot as its mascot.
* **Domino's Pizza:** Okay so maybe there are two real-world restaurant chains in Heavendale.

## Heavendale *(Defunct)*

The following is a list of chains and establishments known to have existed in Heavendale in the past but which have since ceased operations in the city.

* **McDonald's:** A now-defunct fast food chain that citizens of Heavendale vaguely remember the associated lore of (they know enough to know who Grimace is at least). There are still a few remaining die-hard McDonald's fans and memorabilia collectors in town, including Mrs. Icet.
* **Sbarro:** An Italian fast food chain that nobody liked and nobody misses. Ceased operations after Spider Day.
* **Sub-Level 3:** A sandwich place that only did club submarine sandwiches. Closed down because their market was too niche.

## Greater Heavendale Area

* **The Gas Station:** A Texaco highway gas station and convenience store run by Finn the Pit Boss.
* **The Hoagie Allin Memorial Fighting Pit and Natatorium:** FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! FUCK YOU GERRY!

## Helldale

* **Funnel Vision:** Funnel cake place that has a screen showing the cakes being made in real time.
* **Daquiriberg:** Just a daquiri tent.
* **Glenda the Good Sand-witch of the North Side of the Beach:** Beach sandwich shop. Sandwiches are a little gritty, but otherwise good, regular sandwiches.

## Bloomingdale

* **The Void**
* **Bath and Body Twerks**
* **Toe Prison**