The Loud Tribe's Life/Lana's Mysterious Dream

*(Far off into the New World, in the form of a forested area of the shores of what will eventually be Virginia in the United States of America, morning arrived slowly)*

Pocahontas Parodies Studios present....

*(Then we see a peaceful Indian village residing in the forests beyond a river. That is the home village of the Loud Tribe)*

Lanahontas

*(Above a cliffside above the village, a male human native noticed something approach the village in canoes. The male human native is a man with a bald head, and wearing burnt orange war paint on his left arm, light yellow pants, a yellow breechcloth, and light brown moccasins, and sometimes carried either a spear or a gun as his weapon. He is Elmer Fudd, the Scout and Warrior of the Loud Tribe. He recognized it as his own people rowing in the canoes back to the village)*

Loud Tribe: (Voice-over) ***Hega hega, ya-hi-ye hega***

***Ya-hi-ye-ne-he hega***

*(Elmer then blew on his horn to his Loud native friend. Getting the message, the native then ran to the other side of the cliffside he's standing on towards the village, running by a herd of deer that ran off upon his approach)*

Loud Tribe: (Voice-over) ***Hega hega, ya-hi-ye hega***

***Ya-hi-ye-ne-he hega***

*(Then the native blew his horn, announcing the arrival of some of their tribe members. Hearing this in realization, the Loud Tribe happily hurried to the river's shore to greet them, stopping what they're doing such as fishing, food gathering, playing, and even dancing and singing)*

Women: (Voice-over) **Steady as the beating drum**

**Singing to the cedar flute**

**Seasons go and seasons come**

**Bring the corn and bear the fruit**

Loud Tribe: (Voice-over) **By the waters sweet and clean**

**Where the mighty sturgeon lives**

**Plant the squash and reap the bean**

**All the earth our Mother gives**

**O Great Spirit, hear our song**

**Help us keep the ancient ways**

**Keep the sacred fire strong**

**Walk in balance all our days**

*(At a teepee nearby, a kind-looking old man is entertaining some Loud Tribe children with his shaman magic on some smoke from a small bonfire. The old man has short white hair and mustache, dark gray eyebrows, blue eyes, and wearing pince-nez glasses, a flat emerald green necklace with feathers attached to it around his neck, a yellow long-sleeved long, loose tunic with light yellow fringes on the wrists and bottom of his tunic, yellow pants with light yellow fringes on the ankles, and tan moccasins. He is Gepetto, the Shaman and Medicine Man of the Loud Tribe. Suddenly, he and the children noticed their people going to the river's shore to greet their returning members and joined them happily)*

Loud Tribe: (Voice-over) **Seasons go and seasons come**

**Steady as the beating drum**

**Plum to seed to bud to plum**

***Hega hega ya-hi-ye hega***

**Steady as the beating drum**

*(Standing on the lead canoe, their leader stood there proudly, smiling softly as he and his tribe members docked at the shore. The leader is a man with brown hair, sideburns, and wearing a light yellow cape with a raccoon tail on each side, a yellow kilt, a light yellow breechcloth, beige moccasins, a platinum triangular charm on a back string necklace, and a Native American Indian feather headdress, and sometimes carried a brown wooden stick with feathers tied on top of it. He is Lynn Loud, Sr., the Chief of the Loud Tribe. The others are with him are his wife and 10 children, consisting of five girls and five boys. The first figure is a woman with blonde hair and wears a salmon-pink tube top, a matching loincloth-like skirt, and a magenta necklace with a white spike. She is Rita Loud, Lynn's wife. One of the children is a 17-year-old girl with blonde hair, blue eyeshadow, and wears white pearl earrings and a light blue tube top and a matching loincloth-like skirt. She is Lori Loud, Lynn and Rita's eldest daughter. The second figure is a 16-year-old boy with short light blonde hair, white sunglasses with black lens, and wears a light green breech loincloth. He is Loni Loud, Lynn and Rita's second-born son and Lori's little brother. The third figure is a 15-year-old girl with short brown hair styled into a pixie-cut, freckles on her cheeks, purple eyeshadow, and wears black paperclip earrings, a purple strapless, one-sleeved tank top, and a purple loincloth-like skirt. She is Luna Loud, Lynn and Rita's third-born daughter and Lori and Loni's little sister. The fourth figure is a 14-year-old boy with short brown hair in a bowl style, braces on his buck teeth, and wears a yellow breech loincloth. He is Lane Loud, Lynn and Rita's fourth-born son and Lori, Loni, and Luna's little brother. The fifth figure is a 13-year-old girl with thick brown hair tied into a short-high ponytail, freckles on her cheeks, and wears a red one-strapped, sleeveless tank top and a matching loincloth-like skirt. She is Lynn Loud, Jr., Lynn and Rita's fifth-born daughter and Lori, Loni, Luna, and Lane's little sister. The sixth figure is an 11-year-old boy with short white hair with a large tuft on top of his hair, an overbite, with a prominent chipped front tooth, and wears an orange breech-loincloth. He is Lincoln Loud, Lynn and Rita's sixth-born son and Lori, Loni, Luna, Lane, and Lynn's little brother. The seventh figure is a 10-year-old girl with light blonde hair tied into a short ponytail and a white buck tooth, and wears a lavender scrunchie that held her hair, a lavender one-strapped tank top, and a matching loincloth-like skirt. She is Lily Loud, Lynn and Rita's seventh-born daughter and Lori, Loni, Luna, Lane, Lynn, and Lincoln's little sister. The eighth figure is an 8-year-old boy with pale white skin, short black hair that covers his eyes, and wears a black breech loincloth. He is Lars Loud, Lynn and Rita's eighth-born son and Lori, Loni, Luna, Lane, Lynn, Lincoln, and Lily's little brother. The ninth figure is a 6-year-old boy with blonde hair and missing canines on his teeth, and wearing a gold crown with a sapphire on it, brown gloves, and a pink breech loincloth. He is Lexx Loud, Lynn and Rita's tenth-born son and Lori, Loni, Luna, Lane, Lynn, Lincoln, Lily, and Lars' little brother. And the last figure is a 4-year-old girl with short, brown hair and wears large black glasses with clear, bluish-white lens, and a green sleeveless dress. She is Lisa Loud, Lynn and Rita's youngest daughter and Lori, Loni, Luna, Lane, Lynn, Lincoln, Lily, Lars, and Lexx's little sister. As he, his family, and their tribe members disembark, the family watched with soft smiles, happy to see their people being reunited with their loved ones after a long journey)*

Loud Tribe: (Voice-over) ***Hega hega*, *ya-hi-ye hega***

***Ya-hi-ye-ne-he hega***

***Hega hega*, *ya-hi-ye hega***

***Ya-hi-ye-ne-he hega***

***Hega***

***Hega***

***Hega***

*(At the same time as the song is ending, Lynn, Rita, their children, and Geppetto happily greeted each other with open arms)*

Geppetto: *Ka-ma wingapo*, Mr. Loud, Mrs. Loud, children.

Lynn, Sr.: (To Geppetto) *Ay-man-ay-cho*, Geppetto. It’s good to be home. *(To his people)* *Chesk-cham-ay*! The Miller Tribe is defeated! With the help of our brothers, our villages are safe again!

*(The Loud Tribe cheered a bit at this news. For it turned out Lynn, Sr., his family, and his tribe members' return is, in fact, a celebrational return of their victory in a war against the Miller Tribe. After that's done, Lynn, Sr., Rita, and Geppetto proudly watched their people resuming their happy normal lives and routines)*

Geppetto: Your return has brought much joy to the village. Look at all the smiling faces.

*(Lynn, Sr. then noticed someone is missing. But he and Rita didn't mind, because they knew that certain someone is just out exploring for fun)*

Rita: Yes, but there is one smiling face my husband and I don’t see.

Lynn, Sr.: Where is our daughter?

Geppetto: (Shrugs) You know Lana Loud. She has her grandmother’s spirit. She goes wherever the wind takes her.

*(Knowing he's right, Lynn, Sr. and Rita then returned to their teepee with Geppetto as a gust of wind carrying some colored leaves blew by. Near the village at another cliffside above a lake, the same wind blew around there, surrounding a female figure who is standing there, enjoying the view. The female figure is a female 7 year old girl with blonde hair tied in two pigtails by two red scrunchies, blue eyes, two front teeth missing from her teeth, and wearing a red baseball cap and a blue jungle-themed swimsuit. She is Lana Loud, Lynn Sr. and Rita's daughter and the Princess of the Loud Tribe. After the wind, apparently her grandmother’s spirit within it since her grandmother had already passed away, finished and vanished, Lana suddenly heard a female voice call out to her below in a canoe on the lake. It came from another girl who's 8-years-old with brown hair with brown dreadlocks, three sets of eyelashes, and brown eyeshadow, and wearing a purple jungle-themed swimsuit. She is Arlene, Lana's childhood friend)*

Arlene: Lana! Your family is back! Come down here!

*(Happy to hear that, Lana called back to her)*

Lana: Okay!

*(Then a sparrow and a woodpecker flew up to her, looking happy on what she heard as well. The sparrow has golden-yellow feathers, a yellow feathered chest, a reddish-orange beak, black legs and feet, and yellow eyes. He is Dinky, Lana's best friend and bodyguard. The woodpecker has red feathers on the head and red hair on top of his head, white feathers on his chest, black and gray feathers on his wings, tail, and back, a yellow beak, yellow legs and feet, and three black white spots on his chest. He is Boomer, Dinky and Lana's best friend and Lana's bodyguard)*

Dinky: Is this true?

Lana: Yes, Dinky, he's back!

Dinky: That's wonderful! *(Turns to Boomer)* Let's go, Boomer! Come on!

Boomer: Yeah, b-b-but... *(Annoyed)* Oh, sh-sh-shucks!

*(They hurry into the forest. Nearby in the forest, resting by some blackberry bushes eating some berries, is a frog. The frog has green skin, light green spots on his face, legs, and arm, and has a pink tongue for catching flies. He is Hops, Lana's other best friend and loyal companion. Suddenly, Dinky and Boomer flew up to him and grabbed two blackberries that Hops was about to eat, much to his annoyance. Hops ribbitted in disappointment)*

Dinky: (Throwing the blackberries aside) Her family is back!

Boomer: Yeah! They are, they are, they are!

*(Hops croaked with interest)*

Lana: (Approaching them) Come on, Hops!

*(Hops croaked happily. Then Lana prepared herself to run. Then she sprinted to the cliffside, getting ready to jump. Seeing this, Arlene got surprised)*

Arlene: No, not that…! Way….

*(Then Lana dove off the cliffside and landed in the water. Arlene got annoyed)*

Arlene: Showoff.

*(Seeing this above the cliffside, Hops, Dinky, and Boomer were impressed)*

Dinky: A perfect dive as usual.

Boomer: Yeah.

*(Giving a smug playful look, Boomer turned to Dinky)*

Boomer: Bet you can't dive perfectly like she can.

Dinky: No problem.

*(Then after Hops climbed onto Boomer's back, they dove towards the lake. But when they see in realization how far the water's surface is from this jump, they, except Boomer, panicked while Boomer is enjoying this and Dinky, flying down with them, got annoyed)*

Boomer: Gotcha good!

Dinky: Of all the immature....

*(Suddenly, Hops, in a panic, grabbed Dinky, thinking his flying can save him, but he couldn't due to him being bigger than Dinky. Then they all landed in the water as Arlene looked around for Lana in concern)*

Arlene: Lana? Lana? Are you alright?

*(Then she got annoyed even more)*

Arlene: Well, you better be all right because I’m not coming in after you…!

*(Suddenly, Lana playfully emerged from the water and tipped Arlene's canoe over, knocking her into the water. Then they both broke the surface underneath the upside-down canoe's seat section, which is now an air pocket)*

Arlene: (Coughs a bit) Don’t you think we’re getting a little old for these games?

Lana: (Playfully) Maybe.

*(Then she sucked some water into her mouth and spat it in Arlene's face, making her laugh. Then they playfully splashed each other as they laughed a bit. As this happened outside the upside-down canoe, Dinky, Boomer, and Hops broke the surface as well, gasping for air. Dinky then glared at Boomer and lands on the upside-down canoe to scold him)*

Dinky: Can't you realize by now that I can't lift anything heavy like you?! You should be ashamed…!

*(Suddenly, they heard Lana speak to Arlene underneath the upside-down canoe)*

Lana: (Voice-over) Help me turn this thing over.

*(Realizing they're gonna tip the canoe rightside-up, Dinky was about to fly off the canoe when he realized his talons have accidentally clawed themselves into the wood, making him stuck. Feeling the canoe about to tip by Lana and Arlene, Dinky panicked and tried in vain to free himself when the canoe flipped in the right position, making him stuck underwater. Luckily, Boomer pulled Dinky free and brought him back up to the surface, making Dinky gasp for air)*

Dinky: Thank you, Boomer.

*(Then Lana and Arlene climbed into Arlene's canoe and began talking as Boomer helped Hops climb into the canoe since he's the only one who can fit in there due to his small size)*

Arlene: What were you doing up there, other than the fact we came here to swim?

Lana: Thinking.

*(Hops, Dinky, and Boomer shook the water off themselves)*

Lana: (Giggles a bit) Guys!

Dinky and Boomer: Sorry.

Lana: It's okay.

*(Then Lana and Arlene resumed their conversation)*

Arlene: Anyway, you were talking about that dream again? Have you figured it out yet?

Lana: I know it means something, I just don't know it yet.

Arlene: You should ask your parents about it.

Lana: (To Arlene) Maybe I should. *(To her friends)* Shall we head back now?

Dinky and Boomer: (Nods) Yep.

*(Hops nodded and ribbitted happily. Then they rowed back to the Loud Tribe Village's direction while Dinky and Boomer flew besides them. Once back at the Loud Tribe Village, Lana and Arlene docked Arlene's canoe at the shore. At the same time this happens, they heard Lynn and Rita explaining their stories of the war between the Loud Tribe and Miller Tribe. While Lana and Arlene went inside one of the huts to dry off and change, Lynn and Rita continued their story. Standing next to him is a 16 year old boy with black hair, two buck teeth, black eyes, and wearing a black sockhat with white Japanese Kanji sewn on the front, a blue zip-up tanktop with white rims underneath a white long sleeveless vest with a blue rim, red pants with a brown waist rim and a yellow string to support it, and black boots with a blue string around the ankles on each of them. He is Terrence Foster, the Loud Tribe's most strongest and popular warrior. Once the two girls came out, they were wearing different outfits. Lana is now wearing a murky green t-shirt, dark blue overalls, and white sneakers with blue stripes. And Arlene is now wearing a lilac t-shirt, dark blue overalls, and purple boots)*

Rita: ….Faced a determined enemy. The battle lasted from the rising of the sun until the evening shadows fell. Our warriors fought with courage, but none as bravely as Terrence Foster. He attacked with the fierce strength of the bear. He has proven himself to be the greatest and the finest, destroying every enemy in his path.

Arlene: (Looking at Terrence, during Lynn and Rita's story) He's so handsome.

Lana: (Sarcastically, during Lynn and Rita's story) I especially love his "Smile."

Lynn: (Concluding his speech) Tonight we will feast in his honor.

*(The Loud Tribe, except a happy Lana, cheered a bit. Then Lana happily ran up to Lynn and Rita and they hugged)*

Rita: Our daughter.

Lana: *Wingapo*, Mom, Dad.

Lynn: Seeing you gives me great joy.

Lana: I am so glad you’ve come home safely.

*(Then their hug ended and they walked into Lynn and Rita's teepee)*

Lynn: Come with us, we have much to talk about.

Rita: Your father and I want to hear everything you’ve been doing.

*(After Lana and her parents entered, Hopps, Dinky, and Boomer entered as well, seating near some clay jars full of red powder)*

Tikal: Father, for many nights now, I’ve been having a very strange dream. I think it’s telling me something’s about to happen. Something exciting.

Pachacamac: (Removing his Indian headdress) Yes, something exciting is about to happen.

*(He places the headdress next to a totem standing near Billy. Hearing him say that, Tikal believed he knows something about her dream)*

Tikal: Really, what is it?

Pachacamac: Seifer has asked to seek your hand in marriage.

*(Tikal got calmly surprised and then confused)*

Tikal: (Confused) Marry Seifer?

*(Pikachu, Zazu, and the Gangreen Gang got secretly disgusted on what they heard, for they, along with Tikal, knew Seifer, a serious warrior, is not her type. Tikal and Pachacamac then peeked from the curtain at the teepee's entrance to see Seifer standing there, looking serious and proud as a group of Azteca Tribe children are playing around him, admiring his toughness)*

Pachacamac: I told him it would make my heart soar.

Tikal: But he's so....

*(She tried to think of a word to say not to upset her father, then said the right word)*

Tikal: Serious.

Pachacamac: (Reassuringly) My daughter, Seifer will make a fine husband. He is loyal and strong, and he will build you a good house with sturdy walls. With him, you will be safe from harm.

*(During Pachacamac's line, Billy puts Pachacamac's headdress on his head, painted the red powder onto his chest with his paws, leaving pawprint markings on it, and then imitated Seifer, making Pikachu and the Gangreen Gang and even himself quietly giggle a bit. But Zazu, on the other hand, despite agreeing with Tikal's disinterest in marrying Seifer, tried to quietly make them stop sternly, not wanting to insult Pachacamac)*

Zazu: (Whispering, during Pachacamac's line) Shush!

Tikal: But Father, I think my dream is pointing me down another path.

Pachacamac: This is the right path for you.

Tikal: But why can't I choose...?

*(Then Zazu shoved Billy onto the floor near Tikal, making her notice in surprise and catch Billy)*

Zazu: (Apologetically to Tikal) Sorry.

Tikal: (Giggles a bit) It's alright, Zazu.

*(Then she noticed the red powder pawprints on Billy's chest, wiped them clean, removed Pachacamac's headdress from his head, and as Billy stood back up, Tikal placed the headdress back on the totem. After letting out a soft sigh, Pachacamac continued their discussion)*

Pachacamac: Tikal, come with me.

*(They, along with Pikachu, Zazu, and the Gangreen Gang, exited the teepee and looked out at the river)*

Pachacamac: You are the daughter of the chief. It is time to take your place among our people. Even the wild mountain stream must someday join the big river.

*(Then he begins singing)*

Lynn: **As the river cuts his path**

**Though the river’s proud and strong**

**He will choose the smoothest course**

**That’s why rivers live so long**

**They’re steady as the steady beating drum**

*(After he finished singing, he then pulled out a blue opal stone-made necklace with a white spike attached to it and placed it on Lana's neck, which she lets him)*

Lynn: Your grandmother wore this for our wedding.

Rita: It was her dream to see you wear it at your own. It suits you.

*(Giving a soft smile, loving the gift despite her disappointment of going to marry Terrence soon, Lana nods and then with that, she walked away, leaving Lynn and Rita alone)*

***Coming up: Lana goes to consult her Weeping Willow Tree Spirit friend, Witch Hazel, about her dream, learning from her that she must listen to the Wind Spirits within her heart and to follow it to eventually find the answer. Soon, Lana, Hops, Dinky, and Boomer will discover the Susan Constant's arrival with its settlers, all of them unaware that the Loud Tribe have discovered this as well from a scout.***