Scootie

* Cyborg
* Human

**Scootie** is a main character of Farzar. He is a former human-turn cyborg, with a drug addiction to Snuffle Snarts. He is the best friend of Fichael and a secondary member of S.H.A.T.. He first appeared in "Welcome to Farzar". He is voiced by Jerry Minor.

## Biography

Scootie used to be a human being who went out to war in the Alien Slums several times. Every time he went out there, he'd lose one of his limbs and have to get a robotic replacement. It eventually got to the point where he was almost entirely robotic, save for his penis, which finally got chopped off by the sliding doors of Dome City in "Welcome to Farzar", after he joined S.H.A.T.. Fortunately for him, Barry Barris was able to build him a robotic replacement in "Robot Revolution" that was much bigger and also had a drill for a meatus. When he used to to have sex with a girl, he ended up killing her and getting arrested. Because he lost his last human body part, legally, he was no longer considered a human and got thrown in the Robot District, being given unfair treatment, when compared to humans. Scootie would not stand for being treated unequally, so he started a robot revolution against the humans, where the robots refused to do any more work for the humans until they started getting a little more respect around there. This only got him in more trouble and got him sent to the guillotine, where he'd be decapitated. However, his life source was uploaded to the Cloud, so he still stayed alive. As his disembodied head laid there on the floor, he noticed that now, he had a human taint. Apparently, just before being executed, Fichael stuck the severed vestigial twin, Sal Skullcruncher to his ass, technically making him 1% human again. Renzo considered him to be an official human and gave him back his rights. When Scootie got his head reattached, he told the rest of the robots to go fuck themselves and get back to work, completely betraying his team and proving that he was only standing up for robot rights to benefit himself and ultimately did not give a shit about social justice at all.

## Appearance

Scootie is a tall and slender gray robot with a tall dome-shaped head, a broad body, and long and spindly poles for arms and legs. He has a few blue parts on his body for his joints and axels in his shoulders and knees, for example. He has dark gray hair built into his head, rounded eyes rimmed with gray rings, built on eyebrows, a big pear-shaped nose, a built-on goatee beard, and a hinged trap for a mouth. He also has a blue cover pad for his penis, which was originally his final remaining human part before it got severed off at the end of "Welcome to Farzar" and replaced with a robot penis at the start of "Robot Revolution". His new robot penis is a large, retractable robo-schlong with a bunch of buttons and lights on it, including a screen that can play *Oregon Trail* and a massive drill at the head for his glans. Additionally, as of "*Robot Revolution*", Scootie had Sal Skullcruncher, a wrinkly, bloody splotch of Caucasian flesh with a nasty human face on it, severed from in between the boobs of Val and Mal stuck to his bottom crotch and currently playing the role of his current taint for the sake of keeping him technically "human" by the standards of the law.

Scootie's human form was an adult black male, who took on the same shape as his current robot form. He had the same hairstyle and facial hair as him too. He wore a tan jumpsuit with gray shoulder pads with dark golden stars on them, a navy blue vest, a white belt with a cyan buckle, and tannish-gray boots.

## Personality

Scootie is a hip and cool, jive-talking cyborg, who acts like a stereotypical black guy. His most overarching character trait is his drug addiction. Scootie loves to do recreational drugs, especially snuffle snarts. He can easily be characterized as a selfish, lazy, disloyal racist asshole, who shows little respect for anybody but himself. He usually fucks over his own friends and insults them to their faces. On occasion, he gives them sage dating advice, since he's known for being a bit of a ladies' man himself. Scootie is oftentimes pretty horny and has a passion for penetrating women with his enormous robot penis. However, he gets himself into a lot of trouble with his dick, since it comes with so many dangerous weapons that usually end up scaring off his girls or killing them. Still, he likes to brag about his giant dick just because. Scootie also has some prejudices toward white people and it's not uncommon for him to make a racist crack about their people. Despite his faults, he's still one of the nicer characters on the show but really only by comparison.

## Relationships

### Friends

* **Fichael** - Scootie is best friends with Fichael, although he's kind of an asshole to him. He's quick to screw Fichawl over, as seen in "Welcome to Farzar", where he got high on snuffle snarts instead of saving Fichael from the Cocktopus. Later on in that same episode, we learned that Scootie had misled Fichael and the S.H.A.T. squad back to Dome City instead of The Netherlands, because of Renzo tipping him off with drugs to hinder Fichael's mission. Scootie still tries to make himself look like a good person by giving him disingenuous compliments. In "Baz, Bangs, and Brains", we see that Scootie still thinks insulting things about Fichael even if he doesn't always say it out loud. Not to say that the never insults him out loud, because he usually does but Fichael still insists on staying friends with him. Although this was a completely useless job that was clearly meant to benefit Scootie only, Fichael still agreed on giving Scootie the job because he was his friend. Scootie took advantage of Fichael in "War and Peace" by asking him to give him the job of "ice cream taste tester" in the War on Dome City. Occasionally, Scootie will provide genuine assistance to Fichael, such as in "St. Pudchugger's Day", when he helped him through his date with Val and gave him cue cards to tell him the right things to say.
* **Barry Barris** - Scootie relies on Barry to help give him robotic surgeries and upgrades. In "Robot Revolution", Barry installed Scootie's robot penis, which he loves so very much. In "Memory Wars", Barry helped Scootie gather up his old human parts and transfer his knowledge into his human body. Scootie can also provide assistance to Barry, as seen in "Flammily Reunion", when Scootie gave Barry dating advice for his date with Galaxia.
* **Sal Skullcruncher** - After Fichael secretly attached Sal to Scootie's metal ass, the cyborg regained his human rights. In "War and Peace", Sal told Scootie that the best job in the military is the one who tells the widows that their husbands got killed in the wars, because it makes the women horny.
* **Drug Dealer** - Scootie is on good terms with his drug dealer, as she's the one who supplies him with snuffle snarts.

## Trivia

* He is the Farzar counterpart of Denzel Jackson from Brickleberry.