Katie Rogner Funeral (Full Transcript)

This is the full transcript of the Katie Rogner Funeral that took place on April 8th, 2022.

## Transcript

Funeral Owner: Hello and welcome to the funeral of Katie Rogner, who was taken from us too soon.

James Rogner(Katie Rogner's Son): True... true... way too soon...(starts crying)

Katie Rogner's Dad: She was 33 and her attacker had the motive to kill her...

Funeral Owner: I personally knew Katie Rogner, as she was the sole creator, CEO, and owner of Hrasty Inc. and the sole creator of the well-known hated computer program, Orange Codec, which was a fake YouTube video downloader, but I personally loved it, due to the attention that it got last year when SomeOrdinaryGamers (Mutahar Anas) uploaded the video exploring Orange Codec's weird shenanigans. But she seems like a lovely woman, she did not deserve all of this hate.

Katie Rogner's Dad: No, she wasn't. She deserved all of that hate, because she does not know how to make a real YouTube video downloader. She was 33 and she was still acting like a 7 year old. She was a womanchild(woman version of manchild.)

James Rogner(Katie Rogner's Son): HE'S JUST UPSET, BECAUSE HIS MOTHER DIDN'T LOVE HIM!!!

Funeral Owner: I would refrain from shouting out during the funeral please, let's have some respect for the dead, now, as I was saying, Katie is survived by her son of whom I'm sure was very proud of.

Katie Rogner's Dad: I didn't know we were telling jokes at this funeral.

Funeral Owner: Katie loved Orange Codec, Suckathon 3000 Xtreme, Orange Codec The Video Game, SunSITE, and more.

Katie Rogner's Dad: Now he's telling the truth.

Funeral Owner: The budget of this funeral was only $230, so that's about all you're getting out of me. But now let's hear from some people close to Katie Rogner, starting with her son, James Rogner.

Katie Rogner's Dad: Are you sure you're going to be able to talk?

James Rogner(Katie Rogner's Son): Yes, I just have to compose myself.

[Sad Orange Codec Piano Music Starts Playing]

James Rogner(Katie Rogner's Son): Hello everybody, my name is James Rogner, and I wish my mother's favorite son... Don't you say a word Dad, you know it's true!

Katie Rogner's Dad: I know, I was gonna agree with you.

James Rogner(Katie Rogner's Son): So for those of you that knew my mother, you would know she's a gentle, caring, loving and just all around amazing person through everyone... except my dad, she hated him.

[Sad Music Stops]

Katie Rogner's Neighbor: Oh I've got an Uber Eats delivery.

Katie Rogner's Dad: Oh, tha-tha-that's mine. I told you to leave it at the door.

Katie Rogner's Neighbor: Oh, uh, well you said you were gonna tip me in cash.

Katie Rogner's Dad: Yeah, if you didn't interrupt the FUNERAL.

Katie Rogner's Neighbor: Well how was I supposed to know it was a funeral?

Katie Rogner's Dad: It's a FUNERAL home.

Katie Rogner's Neighbor: Well here's your food, gosh.

Katie Rogner's Mom: Honey, you're interrupting the funeral!

Katie Rogner's Dad: Shush, I'm hungry. Thank you, this smells really good, now let's see here, um, they forgot my straw. Man, they always forget the straw, now I gotta do a really loud open lid sip.

James Rogner(Katie Rogner's Son): Like I was saying, I have prepared a song in my mother's honor.

[Sad Orange Codec Piano Music Plays Again from the Beginning]

Amazing grace... how sweet... your sound...

[Music Stops Again]

James Rogner(Katie Rogner's Son): DO YOU MIND?

Katie Rogner's Dad: The fries are really cold.

James Rogner(Katie Rogner's Son): You should've ate before the funeral!

Katie Rogner's Dad: I thought there were going to be finger sandwiches or something?

James Rogner(Katie Rogner's Son): I apologize everyone for my father's RUDE INTERRUPTION. How inconsiderate... Well that concludes my song, I would like to give my mother one last hug before I go... I love you mother... I LOVE YOU MY LOVE... [emotional sounds]

Katie Rogner's Dad: Oh, no no no no no no no no no James, [Emotional Sounds continue from James] Okay okay James okay put the corpse back in the coffin!

James Rogner(Katie Rogner's Son): No... I don't want to...

Katie Rogner's Dad: No, you're gonna have to.

James Rogner(Katie Rogner's Son): I'LL NEVER LET GO!!!

Katie Rogner's Dad: James, this is embarrassing, put it back, this is gross, come on.

James Rogner(Katie Rogner's Son): [Inaudible speaking as he continues to cry]

Katie Rogner's Mom: That was very beautiful James!

James Rogner(Katie Rogner's Son): Thanks, Mom.

Katie Rogner's Dad: Well everybody that was something, huh? Yeah, so um, I mean I guess it's time for me to make my speech, uh, it should be pretty short, so I guess I'll just-

James Rogner(Katie Rogner's Son): BOOOOOOOOOO! YOU SUCK!!!

Katie Rogner's Dad: Thank- thank you, thank you James, yeah that's very nice, uh, so as I was saying, I um, honey honey could you pass me the french fries? They're getting cold.

Katie Rogner's Mom: Oh okay.

Katie Rogner's Dad: Yeah thank you, sorry everybody I didn't eat today so I'm just gonna pop one of these bad boys in, and they're cold. Okay, well that's great. That just ruins my day, THIS IS THE WORST LOSS THAT HAPPENED TODAY. THIS-THIS HAS RUINED MY ENTIRE DAY, I was looking forward to this... So uh,what was I saying? I-I'm sorry I lost all train of thought because of the french fries... that... that really bums me out, Oh yeah, tha-that's right, uh, I don't really know what to say about my mom, I didn't love her, she definitely didn't love me, you know she hit me all the time, and she yelled at me and told me I was worthless and that Orange Codec was way better than me, so, I don't really know why I'm here, so I mean I guess the one thing I will say is: "SUCK IT KATIE!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? I'M ALIVE AND YOU'RE DEAD!!! WHO'S USELESS NOW, HUH? YEAH YOU'RE JUST WARM FOOD NOW, HUH?" Yeah, sorry, this is the last chance I was gonna get to say that to a face, so, I think that's about it! Yeah, hey does this place have a microwave? I might still be able to save these, I'm like her, she's done.

Katie Rogner's Mom (Crying): Honey, that was very emotional, I could tell she meant a lot to you!

Katie Rogner's Dad: You weren't listening!

Funeral Owner: Thank you very much for the nice words, boys! Now we will hear from Katie Rogner's ex-lover.

Katie Rogner's Dad: Ex-lover? Who the hell could that be?

Sandra Jackson: Hey everyone, how's it going?

Katie Rogner's Dad: SANDRA?

Sandra Jackson: Oh yeah, hey mate, sorry about your mom. Ah, but where do I start? Uh... Yeah I guess I'd like to start by quoting a song from "Usher" and "Little John", she was a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets. Oh, she sure was... I'm gonna miss that old pooch. But anyway, we met on a disturbance call, she was busy working on her job as I could hear her typing on her keyboard and the mouse-clicking, so I showed up, arrested her, put in the back of my cop car, but instead of going down to the station, we went back to her place, and uh, I f\*\*ked her.

James Rogner(Katie Rogner's Son): He did! He did! I heard it from my room!

Sandra Jackson: Yeah, you'd be surprised when she could put a taser, but uh, yeah, that's all I got to say about that.

Katie Rogner's Dad: God, hopefully this is almost over.

Funeral Owner: All lovely words were said today, now if everyone will just follow me outside for the burial. We will now lower the casket into the grave.

[Video footage turns Black & White]

James Rogner(Katie Rogner's Son): NOOOOOOOO! I'M GONNA MISS MY MOM!!!

[The video shows the casket slowly lowering into the grave]

Funeral Owner: She is now buried.

James Rogner(Katie Rogner's Son): I'M GONNA HAVE HER ATTRACTION TO ME,SO I CAN SEE HER WHENEVER I WOULD!

Funeral Owner: Too late, say goodbye to your mom and her work for the past 33 years.

[The camera zooms out, showing other people in different cartoon universes, like Mr. Men, BFDI, Blaze and the Monster Machines, Tickety Toc, Team Umizoomi, Oswaldo, The Fairly OddParents, Invader Zim, SpongeBob, GoAnimate, etc. all celebrating Katie Rogner's death]

Mr. Bump: Yes!!! Katie Rogner is finally dead! We will no longer see her anymore! Let's all say goodbye to Orange Codec!

Belinea Computer: But we all have to count down, the maximum is only 5 seconds.

Mitchy Beanson: Yeah my friend, we only have 5 seconds before we all say goodbye to Katie Rogner and Orange Codec. Then I can go back to my residence known as "Mitchyland", where I was born, and therefore where I currently belong. All the people there look like me, so that's why I belong there.

Sandra (Oswaldo): All right everyone, let's all count down!

Bot (Team Umizoomi): 5...

Rita (Jelly Jamm): 4...

Janette (Oswaldo): 3...

Tommy (Tickety Toc): 2...

Tallulah (Tickety Toc): 1...

[The camera switches to a point-of-view of all the characters shown that all belong to different universes, all in the same place]

Everyone: GOODBYE KATIE ROGNER AND ORANGE CODEC!!!

[The screen fades out, revealing the final white words]

"R.I.P.

Orange Codec

2003-2022"