Dorian Gallo

Dorian Gallo has become a godforsaken meme.

## Humble Beginnings

Dorian Gallo first gained attention in Angry Hell as a shitposter who wanted to be an admin, promising to ban everyone and everything. Nobody really paid much attention to him, despite having hi-quality memes.

## Meme Status

### **OC**

On October 16th, 2016, Dorian uploaded a profile picture of an Angry Kirby. He shared it in Angry Hell, and somebody in the comments proceeded to claim it as their own Original Content. This led to an influx of copycat incidents, with many claiming the picture as their own. Dorian, in an effort to curb the obsessive theft of his OC, watermarked his profile picture and reposted it. Needless to say, it did not do the trick, though the joke died out quickly.

### **BANNED**

In the early days of Angry Hell, Dorian attempted to run for Admin, a status he had been accustomed to, as he had been admin in both a Homestuck group and an Undertale group (these were dark times for Mr. Gallo). As part of his bid for Admin-ship, he promised to "ban everyone and everything". This insane campaign promise helped cement him as a public figure, and while it may not have originated the meme, he certainly helped increase it's popularity exponentially.

### **Daddy Dorian**

Dorian, having been an admin in many other Facebook groups before, has undoubtedly made some friends over the internet. One of those friends, a Ms. Megido, had a habit of calling him "daddy" as a joke. Reportedly, she would call him that in PMs, though it soon seeped out into cyberspace, with her calling him "daddy" within comment sections. This caught the attention of Angry Hell members, who proceeded to follow Megido's example, calling Dorian "daddy". And thus, Daddy Dorian was born.

### **Art of the Deal**

(Insert stuff about how he got all these messages for deals.)

### **Dorian Hell**

(See Dorian Hell)

On November 26th, 2016, Dorian made an off-hand remark about his rise to meme status, asking users of Angry Hell, "Has this just turned into Dorian Hell with additional anger." This, in turn, prompted an unnamed user to go and create a literal Dorian Hell group. Within the first two hours, the group had gained hundreds of members.

### **Decline**

Starting around November 28th, it became clear that a number of citizens had begun to tire of Dorian's rise to meme status, evident by a number of posts. Indeed, Dorian himself started to regret all he had done to unintentionally become a meme. The mods and admins of Angry Hell gathered together in order to form a plan to stop the spam of Dorian related content. Details are currently unknown.

## Death

In the early hours of December 5th, the tragic news was announced that Dorian had been found dead. At the time of this article, it is too early to have more details, though preliminary results seem to indicate an overdose in his system, most likely Prozac. A memorial ceremony is scheduled to take place on December 9th, after which his body will be cremated on December 14th, at the request of his family. Citizens of Angry Hell have been seen sobbing uncontrollably, yet continue to move on with their lives, in what some describe as "an amiable effort."

## Controversy with death

In the late afternoon of December 5th, it was discovered that the hospital Dorian had been taken to, Angery National Hospice, had made a mistake in prematurely declaring Dorian dead. A reexamination done by Angry Hell medics determined that Dorian was not dead, but comatose. He was immediately removed from Angery Hospice and transported to Meme Hospital, in order to get the medical attention needed.

Another controversy involves a member who goes by the name of Chloe Al-hilo, who had already been involved in many other controversies (e.g. Mother Chloe, Thot Patrol). Reportedly, she had left the group a few hours before Dorian was found to have "overdosed". Some theorize that she had something to do with the overdosing, though nothing has been proved as of yet.