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Jungle Boy

This Jungle Boy has a wild life in the jungle. He can swing on a vine, but he has to be very careful, since he could fall off and get eaten by crocodiles. He can also have nice times at his tree. Yes, he lives in a tree. Well, he doesn't really live "in" a tree. Just by one. He has a small cloth blanket, and a bed he made of sticks, and he has his monkey friend, and that's all he needs. When he needs advice from his monkey, though, he doesn't respond. Monkeys never do.

There are several problems in the jungle. He tries to find food, but most of it is poisonous. He can't eat those, so he is forced to live on a diet of grubs and worms. But those are poisonous too. Also, the bugs seem to be getting bigger and bigger every day, so big he can see a wasp's stinger and mistaken it for a tree... they're that big! Also, the bed at night. His bed isn't very comfortable, since he built it out of sticks, and he doesn't really have a middle. That's why he's always kind of buried into his bed. And the blanket? I said it was cloth, but really, it's just a gigantic leaf.

So yeah, with all these problems, the Jungle Boy might just quit living in the jungle and start living as a civilian like he used to!
Conquistador

The Conqustador is always in quest of gold. Why? Because he likes gold. REALLY Likes gold. He wants to live like Scrooge McDuck one day, where he can just fall, and eventually he'd land in a pit of coins and swim in it like a swimming pool. And that's not all! If he had his way, he'd be sliding down gold banisters in a gold mansion, opening packets of Series 10 and getting Mr. Gold repeatedly, while taking a bath full of gold coins. Oh, and the shampoo and curtains would be gold too.

For the past three years, he's been out and about in search for some gold rock. He doesn't care so much the wealth, but just the way it looks, the way it shines, and most of all, the fact that LEGO hardly produces it. He has asked various minifigures, including the Leprechaun, who did have some gold, but he just told him to close his eyes, spin around three times, pick a number between one and ten, multiply it by 100, minus 100, divide it by two, get back to your original number, and get lost.

He also tried asking the Aztec empire if they could denote any gold to him. They said they were too busy with their enemies trying to steal their gold. The Aztec warrior was tired from having to rid with them every single night. It seems like the Conquistador isn't going to have any gold in the future! He doesn't have any luck. Then again, gold was a weird color, and besides, this guy likes silver a little bit better than gold...
Crazy Scientist

He whips up all these bubbling concoctions, which seem to explode his lab all the time. He made one concoction with his pet friend the hen-o-saurus (it's a sad story) and it just wound up exploding. This happens every single time he makes something. Also, when he does certain things at home, the result is always exploding. He has seen explosions about 100 times in his life. But he never gives up.

He tried washing one of his plates at home once, but couldn't get a stain off of it. He tried wiping it for an hour, but some help *it* was! He tried using a bubbling concoction of it, but it just made the plate alive. And then exploded. Then he used lots and lots of dynamite to get the stain off. His house wound up exploding, and he had to pay the house bill for, like, the 100th time.

The stain still wasn't off.
Orkneyjar

## Overview

The County of Orkneyjar combined with the County of Caithness make up the Jarldom of Orkney, with Orkneyjar being directly administered by Jarl Erlenðr Mæra as crownland. Orkneyjar is located on the Northern Islands, the Orkney and Shetland archipelagos, and claim the Jarldom of Føroyar, located on the Faroe Islands. The territories are culturally and religious homogenous, consisting of Norse-Gaels and Latin Christians.

## Background

Formed in 1064 with the ascension of Erlenðr Mæra as Jarl of Orkney, Orknejar is an administrative division within Orkney directly ruled by the crown.

## Relationships

### Caithness

Orkneyjar's opinion of it's southern neighbour is somewhat tense with Caithness being formed from land owned by Orkneyjar this compounded with cultural differences has created a situation of passive aggression and tension.

### Innse Gall

Orkneyjar and Innse Gall have been raiding one another for a very long time and since the ascension of the Jarl of Mann in 1061, the number of raids from Innse Gall have almost doubled combined with previous Orcadian attempts at conquest and the Dubhlinner Invasion and successful conquest of Innse Gall in 1061 has created a relationship of extreme tension and hostility.
Ice Fisherman

This very Inuit sits outside his igloo all day, waiting to catch at least a whiff of hopping, greenish trout. He just rolls his pole in, and he's good to go. He does it all day. Sometimes he catches a fish on the first minute. Or maybe a penguin. Or a whale. Other times he waits. He waits for hours. Days. Weeks. Months. Years. Decades. Centuries. Who really knows?

Sometimes he also catches things that aren't living. He catches cans, boots, livers, kidneys, another Inuit suit, and another Inuit who was also fishing. He doesn't care that the oceans are being polluted. He just dreams to catch fish for his family. Also, he doesn't take breaks. Even if his eyes can be really sore in the morning from not getting any sleep at night, he'll still be sitting in front of his little hole, waiting to catch something very good. Even when the other Inuits are doing something fun and invite him, he refuses and just sits in front of his little hole.

Did I ever tell you about the time he fished out a wish-granting genie? He fished out an old antique lamp, not knowing what is was. Listen, he only ever watched Aladdin twice! Which wasn't even enough for him. (Did you know what his very first of three wishes was? A warmer coat!)
Hippie

The ol' Hippie just wants to bring peace and loving into the world. He carries around flowers wherever he goes, and when someone is in really big distress, he tells them to "Breath in, Breath out", but that doesn't work every time. So then, he tries taking them outside so they can absorb the nature and trees, and he tells them to think about all the good the Earth has in it. He may be a Treehugger, but his strategy helps every time.

He'll teach you to be happy. If you are feeling sad and grumpy, he doesn't tell you to watch TV to get your mind off of it. In fact, he bans TVs from house he goes to if he can. He hates media and houses. He's homeless, but that just gives him a chance to sit down in nature and hug the trees. When somebody needs the trees for a new house they're building, the Hippie just sits down and cries. He never gets angry.

He hopes he can make everybody feel calm and peaceful in life, and he tries to help every minifigure, one by one. He tried serenading LEGO City once, and while the police were chasing some criminals like they always do, they arrested the Hippie as well, since his guitar didn't have a license, but the real reason was because everybody was annoyed by him. Oh well, as least being in jail gives him a chance he look outside at all of the trees!
Sleepyhead

He signed up for a job interview one day. He was scheduled to have it on Wednesday. One problem: It was happened to be Wednesday that he had overslept! People called him a "sleepyhead" because he was always tired and wanted to go to bed. His friends came into his bedroom to wake him up, but he was still asleep! They had to try many things to get him out, including ringing the alarm clock on his ear, motioning for him to wake up, our spraying him with a hose. He remained sleepy.

They eventually gave up and dressed him in some businessman clothes. They used a marker to draw some fake eyes over the closed ones, and put a wig over his unbrushed hair. They had to walk with him under his coat, and make every movement for him. It was ridiculous. They were finally ready to face the day!

When he got to the interview, he met his boss, who was a bit of a grump. His friends accidentally made the wrong movement, and Sleepyhead toppled over and his minifigure hand got stuck in his boss' nose. The first friend said something, "A pleasure to meet you", and then the other friend interrupted an started talking too. The boss was so confused. When he gave him his application, and the Sleepyhead had to fill it out, he accidentally missed and wound up destroying the boss' office because he had a nightmare. The boss wasn't mad at all, and was rather satisfied, because he hated the office anyway. Sleepyhead got the job! And when he and his friends went home they recognized that Sleepyhead had just woken up and said, "OMG, I'm late for my interview!"
Diver

He has great tales up his sleeve. His *slippery* sleeve. For all he knows, if he's going to do something that's up his alley, he'll find himself practically with the fish. or maybe the sharks. Who knows? He just loves diving. If he and his friends go on a fishing boat to catch some salty dinner, and the fish is being stubborn and not eating the cut bait, the Diver will automatically jump into the waves. When he comes back up, with not that much oxygen left in his suit, he'll have the fish in his hand already caught and gutted. And his crewmates cheer for him.

He's got the great underwater moves in him. He'll dance, talk, laugh, and sing in the water, even if a Lemon Shark has smelled his latest hangnail, and he will do anything under the water. He loves to jump up high diving boards, and yes, he will get slapped in the face by the water, but will slowly sink into it. That's why he loves the pool. he even does free-diving, and even though he's nearly killed himself a couple of times, he's still the most daring.

Yep, this diver has got what it takes to go underwater for however long he lives. I mean, he'll do it, just as long as a certain minifigure keeps pumping air unto the pump on deck!
Leprechaun

Do you know what's at the end of a rainbow? No, it's not some nerdy leprechaun selling gold for free. Or magic. It's a big store called "Magic by LEGO", where you can go into the store and buy thing with magic. You have to have your own personal "Magic by LEGO" magic wand with you though. The Leprechaun runs this store. If you wish for something, and have your wand at the right angle, you could magically poof what you want out!

But there's just one thing. The Leprechaun hides his pot of gold in his store somewhere. It's his prized possession, so you can't go around taking it home. The goal is to find the pot of gold somewhere in the store, kind of like the crocodile from Trader Joe's. The pot of gold holds the store together. Without it, the whole store and the leprechaun would magically just poof! And that is not the kind of poof that happens when you get what you want.

So be careful around this store. Who really knows what is at the end of the rainbow?
Policeman

Well, here he is. Exactly how many pages has the chief of police's name in it? Well, this is the page about him. His favorite time of the day is coffee and donuts time. Coffee of course is not drunken by a lot of people, but he's not in that category. Who doesn't like donuts? Nobody. Maybe a few people. Well, the Policeman likes that time of the day best.

Why do most fictional cops like donuts, you may ask? That's because they're cheap and edible, and of course if a robber ran into his getaway car and was going to hit the gas, the officers could throw their snacks into the trash or save it for later. So when cadet came in, screaming, "Chief! Another criminal's on the loose!" the Policeman just said, "Send in some of your other policemen, can't you see I'm busy?"

Cadet obviously couldn't argue, so he just said, "Yes, sir," and left the room. "Well, we're finally on our own," said the Policeman to his donut. His donut really was beautiful. It had pink sprinkles with a vanilla glaze all over it. It shone in the sunlight. Too bad it didn't live long.
Cheerleader

She is very annoying, and so annoying that Lego minifigures Series 1 came and went. Realistic, right? I'm telling you, if there's anything this cheerleader would want to do, it would be cheerleading. If that's even a word. She tries to cheer up all of those Lego characters, but just doesn't succeed. She thought all hope was lost. Nobody liked her anymore, thought she was annoying, and for sure, like I said earlier, all hope was lost. Or was it?

The very next day, this football-appearing-in cheerleader raised her poms-poms to her best delight. Apparently, she found a man who was obsessed with reading comic books, dinosaurs, and poetry. All about LEGO. Another thing, he was a LEGO fanatic. That's all he ever talked about. The cheerleader? She wasn't super obsessed about those, but at least tried to remember that she was made of LEGO herself!

The cheerleader knew in her little cheerleading heart that this love would for surely last. As a result, she wouldn't be cheering any longer. She would leave to a whole love life! Just her life turned all the way upside down when she found out that she went on a trip to Brussels with the guy on an airplane ride that cost $500,000.....That's enough for you today!
Galaxy Patrol

He's a sort of interesting Mars general. Every day, he teaches his "students" everything to need to know how to be at Mars. You, see this guy has been on Mars his whole life, but the other guys? Not so much. In fact, this Patrol minifigure doesn't even know how to pronounce "Earth". The other guys try to correct him, but he never hears that well because of his helmet covering in his ears. Everybody has to talk through a headset, and it can be very annoying.

Everybody needs to master the basics of outer space, like driving a spaceship, driving a rover, and driving an alien from looking at rocks to almost eating you alive. If you join, you first have to learn how to drive an alien car. What does it look like? I don't really know. This Galaxy Patrol actually places rocks in some of the road, so he can teach you what a space accident feels like. You have to learn it, otherwise you can get "booped".

Yep, the state school that this patrol guy is running is definitely a good one. Well, actually, maybe you should check the reviews first, since he puts a little rocks and "boops" here and there. But don't worry, once it's been about 100,000,000,1 years from now, you'll be the first to know!
Kimono Girl

This certain lady who comes from the ancient walls of China seems to have to deepest respect for tradition. He knows the perfect angle of flowers to put in her lovely smooth hair, she knows how high to put the band on her waist (it'll make her look taller), and she knows the exact angle of holding up her fan. She's got all of the Kimono knowledge!

Her favorite tradition is the fact that she can write the 5, 7, and 5 syllables. You know, Haikus. Like Fandom doesn't except the word. Too bad. She sits in her room writing all day long, and so long that her parents motioned for her to stop. But she's always doing it. She's also always talking about it. She can even recite her conversations in the 5, 7, and 5 syllables since she's so talented. Try thinking about *that* twice!

She is very proud of her ability to know Haikus. Everybody in the walls of China knows her and her ability, all everybody has also been reading about those Haikus (any chance it's being misspelled?!) on the internet, or really, on their computers. From knowing those syllables to having the perfect angle of her viscous smile, the Kimono Girl is quite talented!
Magician

Most stories are about the main minifigure themselves, aren't they? Well, in this story, instead of hearing a story about him, we're going to be hearing a story about his nephew. He also wanted to be a well-trained magician. He wanted to immediately pull rabbits out of his hat. But of course, he had to learn. How to be a magician, if you already forgot the topic.

People mostly watch TV at night. That's why Jeopardy was on that night. There were three contestants, the Magician's nephew, the dummy Caveman, and goodness knows who else. The first question of the game the judge asked was "What was the first minifigure ever released in LEGO history?". The Magician wanted to answer that. But instead, the judge picked the Caveman. If you can remember, he didn't know a thing. But he had recently moved to New York, and he learned about stuff and learned how to speak. So he knew the answer. The Magician didn't know what to do. He took out his wand and said, "Toad Stroganorf!". In a matter of seconds he had turned the Caveman into a frog. "So, has the question turned to me?" the delighted nephew asked. Instead, the judge turned to the third contestant of the game.

Everybody who was watching on TV was wondering what was going to happen. When the third contestant had no answer because the Magician had turned it into a mouse, the Magician was the last contestant standing. So the judge rolled the question over to him. "What was the first minfigure ever released in LEGO history?". The Magician started to answer. Just as the answer popped out of his mouth, the TV glitched and gummed up the works.
Elf

Deep in the forest of mythical elves, this elf of the age of 42 is the wisest. He knows when trouble from the Beard kingdom is coming. He knows how to scatter through the pouring leaves and rain without making a sound. He knows that the best things to do are watch movies online. He knows a lot of things. However, he doesn't know about us.

Eventually, he discovered us. He met a fellow minifigure in the forest once who was starved to death. He took him to his kingdom and started to sizzle the meats. It was kind of this little elf to help a poor guy. Then, he told the guy all about his kingdom. The guy asked if he could hear the secrets about it. Normally, people do not want to tell you their secrets, but these guys were friends, so I'd say it was about time.

He told him how he gets up in the morning, how he eats Kentucky fried chicken, how to solves problems when people have their phones stolen, how he tells his elf friends to take out the trash, and he told the guy how he fell in love with a female elf once. By this point, the elf must've been highly embarrassed, but you were wrong. Once he showed the guy his long pointy ears, he broke out the epic poetry!
Государственный переворот в Яре (34 ПРС)

Операция «Бронзовая Лилия» — операция по восстанию и свержению президента Яры, Саверио Моранди, силами повстанческой группировки «Либертад». Проведена поздним вечером 8 марта. 9 марта «Либертад» совместно с военными официально заявили о захвате власти.

## Хронология

### Вечер 8 марта

Вечером 8 марта, около 100 групп состоящих из 50 человек в каждой начали диверсии на правительственные здания: Полицейские участки, тюрьмы и т.д, а так же на электрические и связные подстанции. Так к 22 часам вечера большое количество участков было захвачено настльственным путем, а связ полностью уничтожена. Началась вторая фаза восстания — вооружение. Практически все оружейный шкафы в полицейских участках были опустошены, из тюрьем вызволили всех политзаключённых, в основе коммунистов и социалистов, раздам им оружие. К восстанию так же был подключён полковник Рокки Вентурини, который командовал полком численностью 2000 человек. В 23:05 три танка и полк выдвинулись к Зданию Национального Правительства в Эсперансе. К 23:30 все группы повстанцев, а так же полк Вентурини и несколько тысяч гражданских были около здания Национального Правительства, потребовав отставку Саверио Моранди с поста президента Яры, объявив, что если требования не будут выполнены в течении 30 минут то военные откроют огонь. Через 2 минуты из окон Здания Национального Правительства послышались первые выстрелы и двое гражданских было убито, последовал выстрел из танка в окно.
Daredevil

The Daredevil follows very weird science of the brain. You'll often find him in arenas, where he's riding a motorcycle, without a helmet, with a banana peel right in front of him, with 100 flame hoops and a shark tank also in front of him, with his tongue sticking out. He'll like doing whatever a Daredevil does, since his favorite hobby is to do dangerous things. If you tell him to jump off of a 100-story building, he'll do it, but have to be in the hospital for a while. However, if you tell him to take a shopping list with him so he can go to the store, he'll refuse.

He's very picky with normal life. He never wants to do the simplest things sometimes, like planting a carrot in his garden. He says it's not very extreme, the carrot could infect his garden, and besides, orange is not his favorite color. However, he's always in front of *orange* flames! If you ask him to be as close to the flames as you want him to, that's fine with him. But will he go tanning at the beach? He'd rather surf and fight with a giant octopus at the same time.

This Daredevil is fierce... and fearful! Exactly why will he not do the easiest things?
Race Car Driver

His name is Ned Groves (there I said it). He sitting in his Octan-advertising car. For those who didn't know, Octan is a company that sells free gas to certain minifigures who can't afford it. At least, that's what I *think* it is. Anyways, he was sitting in the front seat of his car, with his assistant monkey by his side. Oh yes, he has a monkey friend who can fix any tire on his car and loves to drink oil.

The Flagman took his flag out, and then trouble started. This car driver tried being the best he could, but another racing car bumped into him and flew off of the track. And exploded. The Race Car Driver needed help, but his monkey was busy feasting on oil. He had to fix this himself. He got on the top of his car and tried to fix everything, but his car went off-road since nobody was driving it. It went off several cliffs with many cactus' on them, and it even landed on a tiger, who tried to chase the driver down but fell off of a cliff too.

Finally, the race ended. The Race Car Driver had his monkey spit out all of the oil that he drank into the gas slot, and he did. The Race Car Driver was claimed the winner and was given a trophy, even though his internal organs and headbrain were intentionally bruised at that moment. he grabbed the trophy in a bit of a wobbly fashion, and then fell to the ground. It was a success, but you should familiar with this because this guy just happens to win every time.
Explorer

Oh my gosh! Look at this guy right over here! He really looks weird! Why does he have such weird lines outside his eyes?! I've never seen anything like them at all! They're so awful! I can't bare to look at them! And why doesn't he cut his mustache?! If he doesn't, it'll grow long and soon, there will be a long strand of hair and he could get lost! Oh no, did I ever mention getting lost?! It happens!

And what is that weird monocle doing on his left eye?! Did he lost it in a fight?! Oh no, I hope that's not what happened! Poor guy! And what is that weird bottle doing near his chest?! Is it some kind of paste that he uses to mutate himself and take over the world?! Oh wait no, that's sun tan lotion! He uses it when the sun is really hot, and so hot that he might melt in the sun, never to be seen again! Oh my gosh!

And lastly, I don't get those openings on his legwear, because he is showing off his legs and he could get thousands of deadly mosquito bites, and so much that he will get eaten by one of those! He'll just become ashes onto the ground! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!!!

So, was that a little too much? Yeah, I thought so.
Series 5

Series 5 was the fifth LEGO Minifigure Series ever released. It was released in 2011, much like Series 3 and 4, the past series. These came in baby blue decorated blind bags, so your guess would be as good as anybody else's if you had a bag of this in your hand right now, as to which minifigure you got. Like any other series, there are 16 to collect.

## Minifigures to collect

* Graduate
* Gladiator
* Royal Guard
* Ice Fisherman
* Cavewoman
* Lizard Man
* Zookeeper
* Lumberjack
* Small Clown
* Fitness Instructor
* Detective
* Evil Dwarf
* Boxer
* Egyptian Queen
* Gangster
* Snowboarder Guy

## Videos

S5 Lego MiniFigures Series 5 Factory Sealed Case Unboxing 60 Packs!By YouTuber RaceGrooves, posted in 2019Collectible Spot - Lego Minifigures Series 5By YouTuber The Review Spot, posted in 2011
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Downhill Skier

She uses Downy waterproof swimcoats- you know, her favorite kind of coat, which is a waterproof one. They call 'em "swimcoats," since it's cold outside, baby. And "cold outside" means that lots of slush come and that's very wet. You can get all wet from that. So yes, she does use the waterproof swimcoats from Downy. No, I'm talking about a fictional company, and not the other one. Sorry, Downy. And her skiing techniques? Well, let's see...
Sumo Wrestler

He's a Sumo Wrestler now, but he decided to become one a long time ago. He was sitting in his one-man house one day, and he was watching TV. An annoying injury attorney add was on. Like, how many of those do you see? Anywho this guy was sitting on the couch, have sleeping, and have watching the advertisement. He had been eating a sub-sandwich, and another one after that, and another one after that, etc. Really, he had hit a growth spurt and was really hungry.

"A Growth Spurt? Already?" you may be asking. Really, this minifigure is younger than he looks. All of those sandwiches that he ate made him put on a least a hundred pounds. Then he saw a commercial on TV about sumo-wrestling. The wrestlers looked a certain way to him. So he kept on eating, and eating, eating.

Eventually, he become so bloated that he had had enough. His stomach was the size of the people on TV. So he went to wherever the Sumo Wrestlers are and prepared a wrestling match. But before the wrestlers started with their battle, the main character's victim told him that you need to eat healthy to go to the wrestling match. So the Sumo Wrestler had a workout. He was on the exercise bike, he lifted weights, and he ate some healthy foods. Eventually, he ate so healthy and got so strong, that he was much smaller then his victim. The enemy punched him straight out of the wrestling match.
Butcher

His goal in life is to own the biggest piece of steak in the world. Of course, he's going to have to wait on that, since he and his friends, the Bandit, Minotaur, and Clockwork Robot are in the military and have just been kicked out of tank school. Together, they are The B Team. What none of the other minifigures in the team know is that this Butcher guy actually hid a 10-year-old lamp chop in the tank that he received from jail for lunch.

He and his other fellows were sad. They had been let out of sand duty, which they didn't want to be in, and then they were in tank class, but after blowing up the General's prized mountain, they were kicked out. They didn't know what school they were going to be in now. Suddenly, another tank came rolling in. This tank was new. It started shooting the camp. The General screamed and ran to his office so he could go calm down with his blanke and teddy bear.

The B team didn't wait to do anything. They got into a tank and tried shooting the other one. The Minotaur was assigned to drive it, but after his little mishap, he didn't want to anymore. The bandit was screaming orders to the rest of The B Team, so he couldn't drive it. And the Clockwork Robot was just beep-booping around. The Butcher launched a missile, and- BOOM! -the victims were defeated. The General and the rest of the military came to congratulate The B Team, and everything was fine. Little did they know that tank was a new tank for the military and The B Team had just shot somebody from their side!
Paintball Player

The Skydiver was just furious on the phone, telling the Bumblebee Girl that her Grandpa had better go. She said, "Oh, please, don't give up on people like him. Just one more night!" "Absolutely not!" said the Skydiver. Just then a mysterious knock came at the door. He opened it and the Paintball Player came in, shooting paintballs at everyone. "Paintball fight!" he said. "Oh yeah, those are new paintballs I ordered," said the Grandpa. "You ordered paintballs?" asked the Skydiver. He was about to say something else, but just then he got a mouthful of paint.

After properly brushing his teeth, the Skydiver called the Bumblebee Girl again after he had put her on hold. "I can no longer stand any action from your Grandfather! He said that he ordered 'paintballs' and some weird stranger came in, darting us with them!" "Oh, that was a teaser for the paintball festival!" said the Bumblebee Girl on the other end. "They have them twice a year!" The Skydiver looked at himself, then the Grandpa, then the Paintball Player (who was covered from head to toe in paint; so was the Grandpa), then at himself, then at the Paintball Player, and then at the Grandpa. He collapsed to the floor and started crying, saying, "What am I gonna do?" repeatedly. The Grandpa then showed a zipper, and took off his costume to reveal the Bumblebee Girl. "I'm sorry," she said to the Skydiver. "I guess I should've just told you the truth."

The Skydiver looked up at her. "You were not a Grandpa the whole time?" he said. "Of course," said the Bumblebee Girl. "I don't have any grandparents." "Alright, Mrs. Bumblebee, where's my chinga chinga?" asked the Paintballer. The Bumblebee Girl handed him one hundred dollars, and he left. "I'm sorry," the Bumblebee Girl said again. "I just couldn't stay at my house. You see, there was- a scary movie playing on there and I thought it would be best to watch it with you so I could overcome my fears." "Alright," said the Skydiver. "Let's go home to embrace your fears."

Three minutes later, there was a knock on the door of the Paintball Player's house. "What do you want?" he asked. In came the Grandpa and a neat-looking woman who was a Grandma. "Hello, we've come to watch a movie with you," they said.
Caveman

He's been a dweeb, an idiot, and a jerk most of his life. The only things he ever does is slam primitive rabbits with his club, eat his club, and try to figure out where his club went. Even though he had just been holding it in his hand. All in all, the Caveman is not the minifigure you would want to be hanging out with in a jail sell. Or a primitive one.

That all changed when winter came. He was chewing primitive bubblegum, and blew a bubble so big that he blew his face inside out. All of his facial hair disappeared. That's a good thing for most people, but not this dummy. While he searched with his eyes inside-out, and suddenly recognized that he was blind. He couldn't see anything. Soon the ice age came. He froze, and so did his bubblegum. Everything in his land was frozen. Except maybe a few more rabbits that survived. Maybe.

One modern day, a minfigure went outside. It was a hot summer day. He was so heat wave-filled, he couldn't stand the heat anymore. He moved to Antarctica, where he was so cold he thought he would freeze just like the Caveman we talked about earlier. Speaking of which, he found him frozen in the ice. It may have taken several years of defrosting, but finally, the Caveman came out of the ice one day. Remember, he was blind, so the minifigure bought him some "sight for sore eyes". He clothed the caveman in modern clothes, and since he lost all of his hair, he looked like a pretty normal guy. The Caveman moved to New York, and now he spends most of his life there, walking around, looking at those annoying adds. The things that a person can become, can they?
Intergalactic Girl

She's been at the space center a lot. She's been looking down at space a lot. Space pictures, I mean. She's been training a lot. Whenever she goes into the building, she sees her usual- people filming astronauts who have just came back from Earth, people studying Mars crystals, and everybody in training. Another thing? She isn't quite ready to go to space yet. She's still training!

She tests driving a rover, which always wants to eat the staff members for some reason. She is spinning a lot during the day, and instead of eating lunch, she saves it for later in the day, and if worse comes to worse, tomorrow. She'll spend a lot of time near the trash can, if you know I mean. But after a while of training, it was about time for her first space journey. She just finished, and the instructor said she was a real space cadet.

She's ready to go on a trip. She's ready to be in a rocket, but first she has to say goodbye to her good friends from Series 6. They all said that they would miss her, but they were busy with their phones, so this girl didn't know how to take that. But she was definitely ready to go, to see the moon, and travel to space. Now, if she could only remember where she parked her rocket ship...
Roller Derby Girl

She showed up with a scar on her forehead and a look of proudness. Her rollerskates were ready to be played with. Ready to be challenged in a two-timed jam! Well, her contestants took one look at her. "Why are you here?" asked one of the players. "I thought the team was already full," said another. "Who said the team was full?" the Roller Derby Girl asked. "You can't have a team too big, and besides, you can never have your team too big to get more players in."

"Yeah, on easy street, dummy," said another one of the players. "You're supposed to have only 16 on the team. You're just a fifth wheel." The Roller Derby Girl still was confident. "Let me show you some of my tricks," she said. First she went in a circle, then went in a backwards circle, and then got so dizzy she almost hacked. The contestants laughed. "Wait until you see this, " said the Roller Derby Girl. She took her helmet off.

I might not explain it super well, but the look of her smooth, blonde hair made the players speechless. It was like looking for a nice hairpiece among all of the other stupid hair designs. The Roller Derby Girl put her helmet back on. "Will you accept me now? Can we play a 60-minute game?" she asked with great pride. She put her helmet back on. "Sort of the 'straight from Arabia' look," she said, pointing at the detailed star at her helmet.

"Sort of the 'lobotomy patient' look," muttered the players.
Samurai Warrior

He lives in the far walls of Japan. He fights wars. He does whatever he has to do to help his country! After all, he is a warrior. He has a sword, and he keeps it hidden. He has a helmet, and he uses it to keep his hair hidden. He's also very brave, and will try to do everything that everyone else tries to do. He tried climbing the Tokyo Tower once, but got tired on the 7th minute and had to take a break to drink some coke.

He's the class clown. No, wait, he's the *camp* clown. Sometimes he hides his sword on the front of his helmet, since there's always a clip in handy. He lives at the Samurai camp, where he hangs out with all of his male friends, or fights wars with them. No females allowed. No idea why, but seriously, Samurais are only allowed to be men. In everybody's life nobody has seen a Samurai Woman.

Like a mentioned earlier, he's very brave. He never died, even though everybody else in his camp can die any day, and any day only. I'm not saying this to make the story cheesy, but seriously, this guy is tough. Overall, if you're stuck in Japan, this would be the guy for you to hang out if you're fighting a war!
Pilot

He decided to go skydiving one day. Like how the Ringmaster wanted to teach it, but he didn't get any joiners. If that's even a word. This pilot got on a plane once, and strapped himself to the straps, thinking an awesome result would come out of this. He had a parachute around his back, so he was more than ready. He counted to 3, said a prayer, and jumped.

Apparently, he wasn't the brightest. This is something you might as well call "The Long Way Home". You see, instead of the pilot perfectly landing on the little target, he noticed that he hadn't used his parachute yet. His friend came by him, who was also skydiving. He asked him what that little backpack was on his back. "It's a parachute", he said. His friend showed him very big shoes. "No, Parachute, not Para-shoes", he told him. The friend held up a small bird on his hand next. "Not Parakeet, Parachute!" he said again. His friend understood now. He grabbed the pilot's parachute from him and attached it to himself. Then he happily parachuted home.

The pilot recognized this. Was his friend crazy? He didn't have a parachute yet. Meanwhile, on the ground. Everybody who was watching in the crowd was amazed. The landing women held up her numbers. As the pilot crash landed on the ground, the women held up her numbers of -1. Everybody came to see the pilot who had performed the famous skydive. He had birds flying around his head.
Lederhosen Guy

What does a Lederhosen Guy do, you may ask? He has an awesome life, since he has a big place where he gets the big money: a pretzel stand. You may be saying, "A Pretzel Stand?! How stupid is that?" but this guy really gets the customers. By his light nougat mustache and jumpy green lederhosen, this guy is pretty easy to catch on the street!

But that's not the best part. The pretzels are never before seen by LEGO eyes. LEGO has never produced pretzel elements before, so this is why everybody in the certain country loves to chew on them. They only cost $3.65, so they're pretty affordable. Do you know what's also affordable? Lego Minifigures. But that's on the main page on this Wiki so I don't need to bother with that. So yeah, he sells great pretzels and gets great money from them. He stands in his office, and raises the arrow on his graph. But that's not the best part.

With all the money that he gets, you'd think he spends it on stuff, right? WRONG. He actually uses a shredder to shred the money into more lederhosen for him. I know it looks gross, but if he doesn't have to pay for it, that's strategy. Great strategy. There we go, fellow users. That's the best part.
Highland Battler

If it wasn't for his strength, his creativity, and his fine plaid kilt, he wouldn't ready to battle. He always has a sword and shield packed with him, in case it's an emergency. He lives in the old days of Scotland, which is a nice place to go to, although if you're American, the accent can be hard to pronounce. This guy can pronounce it any day. After all, he is a battler.

So whenever he's ready for battle, you can tell that he has an angry charging expression, has a sword and shield to his side, has recently brushed his teeth and went to the bathroom, is playing a little ditty on the bagpipes, and is wearing his fine plaid kit with his fine plaid boots. To him, everything if fine and plaid to him. That's just the way he rolls.

There's not just one of him, there's millions, five to be exact, if you got a box of Series 6. His long brown hair, nice orange eyebrows and beard, and bare arms give him some battle character, so if you see him charging up right toward you, he isn't just ready for a conversation, so you better watch out!
Home/Rules

These are rules for the wiki. **Warning:** This page must not be edited unless new rules are added. These rules are very important, and if you break them, you could receive a probation for a week (bad) or a month (worse).

## Rules

* Do not make any pages about things that don't relate to the topic of this wiki. Pages are only allowed to be related to this wiki, and nothing else. Even things like LEGO sets are not allowed.
* No swearing on this wiki.
* Do not make pages about licensed minifigure series. They are a part of the series line, but only unlicensed series are allowed on this wiki.
* Pages must be edited if a mistake occurs, or if it is being created.
* Do not edit other user's pages.
* Do not get into fights with other users.
* Do not make multiple pages about the same topic. A video or image on a separate page is not allowed, and should be added to the same page about its topic.
* There is no need to talk about minifigure parts on this wiki.
* Do not write in all caps.
* Make sure that a male character is a "he", and a female character is a "she" while writing.
* Do not write sentences that make no sense. **Ex:** "Welcome to the new minifigure series is you series."

That is all. Make sure to follow these rules carefully, and have a nice day all you users!
Le Roi (et le Prince)

Le "Roi" est la personne qui dirige l'archipel de Bahali.

Il peut être tant un Haâ-ou qu'un Li-ou, cependant, il sera toujours de sexe masculin. Lorsqu'il y a plusieurs enfants, l'ainé sera à chaque fois l'élu. Et s'il s'avère que le Roi n'arrive pas à avoir de fils, sa fille ainée, devient princesse, et fera Roi l'homme qu'elle choisira. Bien que dans ce cas précis, les alliés du Roi, ses protecteurs, continueront d'obéir à la princesse, bien que ce sera l'homme qui demeurera au pouvoir de l'île.

Son pouvoir est en totale discussion permanente avec celui de la Prêtresse du Chant. Si c'est le Roi qui décide de la gestion de l'île, son armée, ses ressources, sa population. Le dernier mot sera toujours donné par la Prêtresse du Chant.

### Le secret du roi

Le Roi détient le secret du siècle oublié, secret qu'il partage avec la toute première prêtresse du Chant, et qui n'est jamais partagé, en aucun cas. Il est par ailleurs considéré comme étant un lourd fardeau à connaitre,

###### Le siècle oublié

Il y a plus de 400 ans et durant 100 ans, l'histoire n'a pas été rédigée sur Bahali, créant un véritable trou dans l'histoire de l'île. Bahali vivait paisiblement, avant qu'une terrible attaque ne survienne, une entité puissante du nom de "La Reine". La lutte fut si acharnée, qu'un héros inconnu se souleva de parmi les hommes, et devient le Roi qui vaincu la Reine en la scellant dans des reliques dispersées. Les trois filles de ce Roi, se portèrent ensuite volontaire pour devenir les gardiennes de ces fragments et ainsi veiller à ce que la Reine, ne revienne plus jamais.

Depuis les faits cité ci-dessus, il existe un trou de cent ans dans l'histoire, où la vérité n'est pas vraiment connu, et tout ne semble être que mythes et légendes.

### Les protecteurs du Roi

Le Roi est toujours accompagné de trois amis, trois protecteurs. Qui sont trois animaux qui sont liés à lui par une Mélodie. Trois espèces animales propre au Bestiaire Bahalien ; Un Fouwou, un Rouallye et un Roi des Mers. L'un symbolisant, la détermination, le second le savoir et les illusions, puis le troisième, la destruction. Si les deux derniers sont des animaux qui semblent presque immortels dans le temps, le premier, peut varier d'un Roi à l'autre.
Werewolf

You may think he is a Werewolf, but sometimes people just have moist skin. That's the trouble with this guy. People are screaming at him that he's a monster, and he gets offended easily. Really, the truth, is, whenever he goes out at night, he takes a nice look at the moon. Then he howls at it, just to mess with people who are sleeping. He then discovers that his skin became extra moist that night.

He tries combing it, but whatever he does, he still looks like a monster. He's doesn't have sharp teeth, he just had an issue with pulling them out. He tries to look normal, but really, he has a bad night condition. He also gets so much hair that his clothes are practically ripping all of the time, so that's another $100,000 down the drain. Whenever the crack of dawn comes, he turns back to normal and his moist skin condition is over.

And one more thing: he doesn't have any more new clothes.
Evil Robot

With a buzzing beep and a flash in the night, this Evil Robot has it all! I mean, his whole robotic anatomy to himself. He lives on the other side of the robot town, aka the future. He lives on the anti-side of it, while the good robots live in the normal side. This robot really needs to make sure he simply looks more evil, stronger, more uncontrollable, faster, and harder to break!

Every day when he goes to work, he's just a nice little fellow, looking almost identical to his counterpart from Series 1. He runs through the opening of the office, where different robotic arms shoot out of nowhere and start evilling him up. If that's even a word. They make his robotic arm look way more deadly, put a button on him that could destroy his office about any second, and best of all, a darker helmet that fits snugly over his minifigure head. He's finally ready to have a day at work!

Overall, this guy is simply not the best guy to hang out with. He could zap you into tiny chunks if you didn't say, "bless you" if he sneezed. Of course, that couldn't happen, because robots, or at least this evil one that changes every single morning, can't sneeze!
Businessman

He went to work one day, but up the stairs recognized that he was missing a shoe. He went downstairs to find it, but somebody's dog had nipped it. He had to chase the dog, and chased the dog for what seemed like hours, only to find himself stuck in the revolving door. The dog didn't have to run, and he was watching the whole time. The Businessman had had enough, went back inside the office, grabbed a toolbox, and did some remodeling on the revolving door.

He took some of the glass doors out from it, and turned the shape into a different shape, rather than the you-know-what one. The revolving door now had a circle position, where one side would be covered and the other wouldn't. He spent so much time on the door that he didn't much enough time to work his job. He was still working on the door by the time everybody got their 10-minute coffee break. The Businessman took a break to have some, but then got a crazy idea.

He drank what seemed to be 10 cups of coffee, drinking one cup each minute. He waited a few minutes, looking at the dog thief, and then went total hyper around the office. He ran through rooms, destroying stacks of papers and knocking down computers, and repeated that 80 times. He crashed through the now-broken revolving door and ran outside, but he tripped over the dog, fell down, got his shoe back on, and was trampled by his worker friends since they were leaving for home. The Businessman just sat there flat, although he was satisfied that he got his shoe back.
Classic Alien

He was happily riding his UFO in the middle of nowhere outer space one day. He couldn't see anything but stars, and he didn't care one bit. He was humming so a song and having a great time controlling his unindentified flying object. Suddenly, another alien broke into his tiny little spaceship, and was ready for an attack. The Classic Alien put his ship on auto-pilot and ran over to press a button.

The button smashed a pie in the other alien's face, and he whipped the warm rice pudding off of his eyes. The victim ran over with his laser gun, and smashed the Classic Alien in half. He was dead. The other alien had won this battle. He must've lost 50 points right there because lots and lots of reinforcements came to attack the mob alien. They tried using more rice pies, high heels to smash him, alien out spray, and a grenade.

The spaceship exploded. So did the enemy alien. Back on the planet where they lived, there was a funeral, and you could see a gravestone that said "R.I.P. Classic Alien and other Alien". But, under the graves, the aliens' ghosts were having a friendly conversation, shook hands, and made up from their fight. It was interesting seeing what life would be like six feet under.