Bobby Worst

“That may have been my last life, bitch, but the game’s not over for her!”

Bobby

Green Bitch

Drag Queen

Cunt

Bitch

Cocksucker

Supervillain

Bad guy

Master

Evil

Worse than gay

villain

The most dangerous person you can imagine

Jazzy Worst (Daughter; in the current timeline)

Coach Best (father)

Unnamed mother

Adolf Hitler (grandfather)

Eva Braun (grandmother)

Alois Hitler (great grandfather)

Klara Hitler (great grandmother)

## Biography

### Early Life

We learn about his backstory when he is in grade 2. Bobby has a dysfunctional relationship with his father Coach Best. Coach pretends Bobby isn’t his son and ruthlessly bullied his son with his peers until Bryce Tankthrust defends him. Bryce and bobby become fast friends and start dating. After Bryce and Bobby’s classmate Jude proposes to his girlfriend Monique with a fart machine. Bryce, jealous of the attention they’re getting grabs Bobby and cuts out her heart and gives it to bobby.

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There are two alternative storylines to Bobby’s life so the first few sentences in each section will be continuation to the ‘Early Life’ paragraph. :>

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### Blame the Hero - Bad Ending

Bobby throws up which causes that other kids to laugh at them. In a fit of rage Bryce kills Bobby's Dad (Coach Best). The police arrive and arrest bobby after his classmates blame the murder on him while Bryce runs away. Bobby is sent to prison. In his prison cell he writes in his journal that he will have his revenge on Bryce.

40 years after Bobby was sent to prison in an alternate universe in 2033, Where the Mingeworthys take over America renaming it the Untied States of Britain. Bobby uses an alias Bobby Worst to reflect his new personality. The prime minister shuts down the military after 100 years of peace.

2 prisoners who are nicknamed ‘Suck’ and ‘Swallow’ are placed into bobby's cell, since all the other cells are filled. After a musical number by Bobby to the new prisoners turning them into the true version of themselves, a police officer comes in to quiet them down. The officer tries to find Suck and Swallow after they disappear but is ambushed by the two new prisoners, slicing his throat. Bobby, Suck and Swallow escape prison.

Bobby Worst threatens the government if they pay him seven trillion in every currency he will nuke the planet via a live video. However they responded to the threat Bobby launches a nuke making everyone the worst versions of themselves which turns everyone’s skin green.

Suck, Swallow, and Bobby go to a military bunker to find Bryce Tankthrust, finally finding them in the base where Blame, and Elmer and Bryce were in. To avoid death from Bobby and his servants Elmer transfers his consciousness into a phone. Bryce and the oldest Elmer, and Blame leave the base. Bryce and Blame reach the corn hole cafe where the time machine is, Bobby, Suck and swallow find them. Blame after convincing Suck or Swallow to put a gun in his mouth and pull the trigger, Bryce comes out of the cafe and tells Blame to use the time machine to fix the past. Bobby and Bryce have a moment to talk about their relationship but Bobby rejects Bryce’s offer to fix it and stabs her in the stomach. Bryce initially lets him stab her but after she’s taunted by Bobby she takes off her hazmat suit making her the worst version of herself that hates Bobby and stabs him back. They both die beside each other reminiscing over their childhood.