It's a Very Merry ZOOM Christmas Movie

**It's a Very Merry ZOOM Christmas Movie** is a TV movie Christmas special from 2011.

## Plot

The kids put on a "Moulin Rouge"-like Christmas show to save Weehawken School when Olivia Henson plans to embezzle the school's funds and turn it into a trendy nightclub. Because of this, Mr. Nitch wishes he had never been born, so a guardian angel comes down from heaven and shows him what the world would be like if he never existed.

## Cast

* Gary Lewis as Mr. Nitch
* Cameron Diaz as Mrs. Stitch
* Ian Somerhalder as Robert
* Paris Hilton as The Boss
* Anne Hathaway as Olivia Henson
* Nancy Cartwright as Kenny
* Alice Cooper as Bones
* Heather Asch as Molly
* Walter Treistman as Aldo
* Ethan Giddens as Ethan
* Tamera Mowry as Tammy
* Ella Fretz as Ella
* Kayla Robertson as Kayla
* Azaiah Rainney as Rhona
* Andrew Davis as Gary
* Abbie Cornish as Nurse Tender
* Steve Pampolina as Mr. Roofi
* Robert Numan as Mr. Rock
* Katy Ashworth as Melanie
* George Clooney as Frosty Freeze
* Chace Crawford as Curtis
* Conan O'Brien

## Trivia

* Within the alternate universe in which Mr. Nitch had never been born, a poster for "Farm Fresh Bacon" can be seen on Mrs. Stitch's fridge.
* An early working title was "He's a Wonderful Nitch."

## Deleted Scenes

Over 30 minutes of footage was cut from the original broadcast of this film. Deleted scenes included the following:

* The Santa Claus hired for the Christmas show claims to be the real Santa and leaves, so Mr. Nitch has Mr. Rock fill in.
* A sequence in "Moulin ZOOM" in which Gary portrayed Baron Von Scrooge.
* An extended interview between Conan O'Brien and Mr. Nitch, where Mr. Nitch explains that Weehawken School was named after William Weehawken.
* Frosty Freeze melting in the dystopia which is life without Mr. Nitch.
* A scene with Snoop Dogg (this scene was not included in any home movie releases).
* A suggestive scene with Mr. Roofi and Olivia Henson was trimmed (this scene was not in the DVD release).
* A short scene in which Olivia Henson was complaining about an expensive Christmas present.
* A dig at Irish rowdiness was also dropped (this scene wasn't included in the DVD release).
* A scene at a prison that is presented as a news report, which announces that the criminal Mr. Roofi has escaped, with Steve Pampolina as a newsman and Jennifer Gilpin Yacio as a guard (this scene was an Easter Egg on the MGM DVD release and a non-Easter egg on the Universal release, and may have shown what had happened to Mr. Roofi in the world in which Mr. Nitch was never born).
* An alternate finale scene which had Curtis starting an angel teaching class, while bragging he had been supportive of Robert all the way through (this scene was an Easter Egg on the MGM DVD release and a non-Easter egg on the Universal release).

## Edits

* When this film aired on The CW, the following scenes were removed:
	+ the entire "Crocodile Hunter" parody sequence.
	+ Mr. Nitch showing the NBC logo on his foot.

* The scenes featuring Aldo cage dancing and Lonnie and Ricky at the bar were cut out in the *Universal Kids* airing.
* When this film aired on Freeform, the NBC chimes when Robert punches in the access code to The Boss's office and Mr. Nitch showing the NBC logo are removed. The opening titles were slightly edited as well to remove the mention of NBC.