Starky Smerkins (Character)

Starky Smerkins

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Starkys Big Gameshow Poster

***Starky "Smerkins"*** Is the titular Main Character in the Web Collection "~~Starky and Friends~~" ***"DummyMania!"*** ; Starky is a Vane, Narcissistic, Mentally Frail, Cowardly, EgoManiacal, and Shameless Anthropomorphic Ventriloquists Dummy

he is rarely but alternatively called ***Pampers the Puppet!***

He is in his 60s-70s and is a bit on the elderly side. Most of his fame was way back in the 70s-80s-90s.

Starky Smerkins (Mostly shortened to "*Starky*") is the main character of his own show; where he presents himself as a well dressed, well respected, and overall charismatic Talking Dummy. While he puts on this fake persona; He really isnt that good of a person, in fact he is the opposite; Starky Makes children cry, shames them endlessly, acts erratically, is sexually unhinged, In fact, he takes the "well dressed" part to the most maximum it can possibly be. his puts on atrocious amounts of cheap cologne/Perfume, making flowers die and making people gag, his hair is the bane of his existence, breaking down whenever his hair gets slightly messed up. He applies enormous amounts of fake tan, he wears huge exaggerated shoulder pads. and he ALWAYS brushes his teeth with white paint and varnish. he is so vane that he will go out of his way to ruin someone's whole career; even a Childs to preserve his looks. he also never ages as well. Starky often describes this look as "***Perfect and Pamperious"*** (*Pampered*). Starky speaks in a very Effeminate voice, comparable to that of an older drag queen. Insinuating he could be Queer-Coded This theory only extends when other parts of the stereotype are found to be applicable to him. such as: Vanity to a point of Distress; Acting Dainty and shamelessly Flirting with ever woman; Using effeminate phrases such as "Hun, Darlin'" His love for Cross-dressing and a part of his comedy gags being that he always takes the role of a woman character. Starky is an egomaniac, he cares only for himself and there have only been 1 or two times he cared for anyone else; only because he felt he couldn't get what he wanted out of them) He always calls himself a "genius", "pacifist" "God" "Almighty" Starky isn't just mentally anguishing; he is also Physically Violent as well.

He carries around a huge hammer with a Star on it, and has a tendency to "***StarStrik*e**" Tony Badaboochie with it; further deforming his head and then going back to mentally abusing him for how "Ugly" and "Disgusting" he is. when or if he gets a hold of a weapon, He vigorously uses it, swinging an axe violently and breaking down various relics at the "***Coconut Comedy Club***" and proceeding to make a young girl cry and scream.

Starky Isn't insecure, he genuinely believes he is the most "Beautiful thing" life (and death) had to offer; he only gets angry when someone denies this because he thinks they are being factually incorrect, furthering Starkys Schizoid Type Brain.

He has many trademarks of his character, being Stars, Trumpets, Flowers, and Candy. He also eats very unhealthy, eating cinnamon rolls and cotton candy with huge liters of Cream soda. Burping shamelessly and laughing about it. Starky is also a potty mouth; often talking about bodily functions (Tony Badaboochie being the "Butt" of his jokes")Although Starky hates children; he acts like one an awful lot. He also loves being "***Pampered***" hence the phrase "*perfect and* **pamperious**" He likes to claim he's "Getting serious for some ***Pamperious***." He's also a bit of a chubster too in his cheeks and is spoiled dirty. Which is why he's so obsessed with being pampered, because It's really all he ever receives in his world of fame. He trademarks this catchphrase with his rosey complexion and his adorable face.

Starky also appears to like Karaoke, as he is seen singing (terribly) to it; likewise, Starky hates Metal and Rock music and will only listen to Jazz or Bubbly (usually Female Lead) pop.

Starky is shamelessly flirtacious, Panting, winking, and sticking his tounge out at women, calling them outdated phrases such as "Tuts" (**Which is very similar to Tony Badaboochie)**

Starkys Arch Nemisis "Tony Badaboochie" presents as his more serious counterpart; further more, Tony B. presents as an Italian Mobster with a Foot fetish. Starky demeans Tony, often making references to Nintendo's Super Mario Bros to him, one instance is when Starky tricks Tony into calling a pizza place called ***"Super Mario Bros Pizza Service"*** and once Tony realizes that it doesn't exist, he angrily throws an ***NES*** console at Starky, knocking him out.

Starky also laughs much more then Tony, making him more of a prankster and a joker overall.

Starky, like almost every character is voiced by "Grayson Drew Sade".

Starky does have a love interest, a British doll, "*Dollie Danda*" though he is quite terrible to her as he is a cheater, always flirting with other girls (even in front of her)

Like Children, Starky appears to not be fond of animals, freaking out when he sees something as little as a fly beside him.

Starky has "*Narcissistic Personality Disorder*" and possible "*Schizophrenia or another thought process disorder*" as well as exhibiting very *psychopathic traits.*

Starky posseses a Grandiose Personality, Starky's favorite movies are bad Rom-Coms and Any Movie referencing him. He plays video games too, but he sucks at them, often getting angry and writing to the developers. this anger eventually got him in trouble. He is a ***DDR (Dance Dance Revolution!)*** addict Starky also has really bad logic, naturally. one instance is when he claims to be "***attracted to an idea***" to which dolly explains that you can't be "attracted" to an "idea". there have been other instances Starky has proven to be a baffoon. Starky is also a practical joker, one of his gags is going to the local school and scaring the kids in a gorilla costume wearing drag. Furthermore, Starkys maniacal but dorky cackling also adds to the fear. Starky has had instances of ego deflation, where he finds himself without the plastic and makeup, and gets humiliated. In real life, without his hair being done, hes a typical ginger with a big afro and red freckles on his face. he still has the wide, juicy lips, but no lipstick, and a red birthmark right on the right side of his mouth. The most notable time is when Starky gets a garbage truck dumped on him whilst getting sprayed by a skunk and pooped on by a bird while his 100k dollars Flattop crashes into the statue of liberty. When Starky gets angry, he become extremely enraged, turning red, veins popping out of his body and face, his eyes get huge and his pupils get tiny, he grinds his teeth and when hes really angry his hair flares up, almost like fire. he is known to do extremely impulsive, risky and bad things when angry, like running over a boy with his car in an attempt to get to ***The Coconut Comedy Club*** (A subsidiarity of ***Starkys Big Gameshow!***) the boy is later seen in another scene with a cast all around him like a mummy, cheering starky's demsie with his mother. Starky uses his money to get out of institutions as well. So its nearly impossible to see him arrested or Institutionalized. Starky LOVES farts, but finds extreme pain in his own gas sometimes. he is severely lactose intolerant and gets really bloated and gassy when he consumes dairy, (his favourite food group). And he also sneakily grabs a woman's hand to aggressively massage his aching belly. while he lies down in a weird position on his back, then will try to flirt with the woman. He always wants sympathy from people, and he uses his Lactose Deficiences to get that. Starky also claims to be the most "talented gameshow host" there is. although Tony calls crap on it as theres "no Talent to it" in his opinion.

Starky is evidently Older and Frail, But that doesn’t stop his raging boisterous personality. He appears to love gardening and flowers as he has many in his mansion. He also appears to tolerate cats/kittens and like them much more than his enemy, a Dog. He hates dogs a lot because they are an inconvenience and are way “too aggressive and strong physically”. For him. Starky is a CandyHolic with very unhealthy tendencies but he takes medicine to make himself lose weight. Drowning out his flaws as usual. He appears to be the most evil character in ***DUMMYMANIA***. He has a scorn for the poor, the underdogs, the simpletons, He leaves Dolly Discarded and alone when he’s bored of her pampering and finds another woman to manipulate. Although he’s a Comedy Villain, he is truly a bad guy. He also appears to be very into Giantism. He loves to fantasize about being a huge overpowering figure, towering over “peasants” and the “meek”. He is a multi billionaire in his workings. He uses his money in factories and forced labor, he doesn’t believe in environmental issues and thinks factories are very important to the production of material objects, as evidenced, Starky is extremely materialistic. He loves hair product and Statues and paintings and his own dolls. Starky tends to prefer red heads to date, can you guess why?

Starkys Ethnic background is German/UK/Irish and Scandinavian and he expresses old fashioned opinions and ideas that often get him into trouble. Starky is big into Aerobics and is one of the only men in his classes, he is “on top” of the classes. Although it should be noted he needs a lot of physical help from the instructor. Starky does Yoga and other physical Soothing Techniques because he is very anxious. He has a lot of anxiety problems which he blames on being “too perfect”.

Appearance:

‘Starky Smerkins not only possesses very rare genes for Red Hair, he also has ***Heterochromia***. He covers it up because he eventually aught to see it as a perversion of sorts.

‘Starky Smerkins is sometimes drawn with freckles, he gets them occasionally. Starky Smerkins also has cheekbones, but is more circular than Tony, who is sharper and longer in shape. He has natural curly goldilocks-type red hair which is said to be very smooth and smell like buttermilk and honey, when he swims he wears a huge contraption on his head so he doesn’t get his hair wet, and often obsessed over his hair. He loves embracing his “***Orange and Gold side***”He is so vain about his appearance and it’s “Trademark” he says he’s developing a type of Goldfish with Red hair. Starky is seen with a weird preference for people of certain hair styles, and is a bit of a hair-maniac.

**HISTORY OF STARKYS INNOVATIONS**

When Starky migrated from the UK, he first lived in Hershey. PA. He had a fairly large home with a. big garden and of course delved into the world of ***Hersheys chocolate***, one of his favourites! There he met up with Billy, a man he never thought he'd have to encounter again, to his dismay, he did. Starky started developing a Hot Air Ballooning company with the help of the Balloon Crafters and pilots. He always was a Balloon Freak, of sorts. And his love for the pompous air-sacs had some sort of self correlation. He developed "***Starky's KING SIZED Hot Air!" (Ballooning Company)*** and with that Began making a lot of money, this company was founded in the 60s, and has grown into obscurity since then as Ballooning became less popular for the folks who were now entertained by something BIGGER, "Bigger" Starky always thought, this is when, he founded SBG! ***Starkys big Gameshow!*** He soon moved up to NY City and began his diagram of SBG, soon he had a huge brick building with the 3D Bubble letters "SBG" Written on top. He had candy shops, and a small Pinball area too. this was the early to mid 80s. Starky, from there kept on working at SBG as host, and Comedian which acquired a family-friendly fanbase.

Personaity:

*‘Starky is Narcissistic, Egotistical and creepy, he has weird opinions and is very hypocritical , for instance, he says a lot of outdated things, but holds himself to a victims standpoint. He is very intimidating when he wants to be, he also is a coward who is terrified of many things. But not machinery, he loves machinery and seems to love balloons too. He likes to shame people, he acts juvenile, while maintaining the ideology of hating children and will dump a woman because of her “animalistic-grubby hellspawn” because he would “hate to start a family with pesky babies and annoying vicious dogs”. He prefers to “keep the relationship purely sensual”. Seeing as he pleasures more in people playing with HIS hair, not his partners, unless of course, a Japanese fangirl , which he facades a good majority of. As his creepy love for the Japanese fangirls turns them off. He’s overall a sleazy creep, and uses his power opposition to get out of trouble.*

Hobbies:

*‘Starky loves aerobics, he did it in the 80s a lot, and made instructional videos in the 90s with an anti-age mask. He is actually, fairly good at aerobics too, despite his puniness. He goes to a centre which is partially owned by him, because he bought it out. There he stands as the only man there, This of course was back in the 80s-90s. He also went in the 70s as a young adult . He did pick up many partners there, of course only temporary, and he often is seen wearing his aerobics outfits for fun. He is an avid Ballooner and does Hot Air Balloon trips frequently, he also loves confectionary shopping and stopping by at Candy Stores.*

Relationships with other Characters:

*‘Tony B: Hatefilled, rivalry, often used for comedic purposes*

*Dolly D: false love, not founded on real attraction, just as a means of manipulation*

*Murphy S: He hates Murphy for being a “Dork”*

*Dexter W: His Golden child, the ONLY child he likes*

*Thea B and Theo B: Hatefilled, spiteful and jealous .*

***Theme Song: You're So Vain - Carly Simon***

**Quotes:**

*”You know, I’m REALLY starting to get attracted to this idea of Killing Tony…”*

”I’m not culturally insensitive! Your SENSITIVE!”

”being beautiful doesn’t come this easily, babe”

”Mr. Starky Snerkins…. WITH A PH.D!”

”MY CAR!!”

”Holy Mackerel!”

”Kids are like boogers, They suck, they’re gross and no one should like them!”

”If I see a puppy on the street, you really think I’d save it? And risk my face being torn to bits?”

”Hello! And this is YOUR host…. STARKY-SMERKINS!”

”repeat after me! S-T-A-R-K-Y! Starrrrkkkyyyy SMERKINS!”

”This is America. Not Spaghettio Land Tony Bada-Poopy!”

”So I smell like cheese…. So what? Im not the one about to be put in an INCINIRATOR you idiot!

”you morons!” “Moronic Monkeys!” “Moronic Idiots!”

**TROPE CATEGORIES:**

*Sissy Villain*

*EgoManiac*

*Sadistic*

*Businessman*

*Hating Kids and Animals*

*Maniac*

*Pretentious Monarch*

*Self Proclaimed "King-Of-The-World"*

*Tantrumer*

*Ironic Allergy*

*Fatal Allergy*

*Cute Villain*

*Demonic Dummy*

*Small but Fiesty*

*Gas-Hole*

*Sailor-Mouthed*

*Ignorant and Intolerant*

*Narcisssist*

*Sociopathic Tendencies*

*Maniacal Cackle*

*Laughing to Coughing*

*Giggler*

*Creeps/Perverts*