Red and Blue Racers

A Death Race between Lightning McQueen Mario Sonic the Hedgehog and Thomas the Tank Engine

## Intro

### Lightning Mcqueen

This resident from Radiator Springs is back for a second race. once again though he's not going to be racing for the Piston cup. Lightning Mcqueen is quite the famous hot shot racer that actually has quite a lot of abilities to heck even kill his opponents quite easily and he's probably the most experienced one here when it comes to racing.

### Mario

Once Again Another racer from our first season. He is the mascot of Nintendo and heck possibly even the mascot of gaming! He has had quite a lot of racing games and Mario has quite a lot of items. Like the item that was made by the devil himself, the infamous BLUE SHELL!!!!! Damn cheap son of a bitch.

### Sonic the Hedgehog

Moving on to the blue racers we got the third racer from our original season This blue blur is the rival to Mr Nintendo himself and has quite a lot of power ups of course due to his game being similar to Mario's and his car can transform.

### Thomas the Tank Engine

Finally we got this train from the original season. He is a little engine from the island of Sodor who was destined worthy enough to be the Islands Number 1.

## Fight

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The Race starts as Lightning Mcqueen is seen taking first place so far as Sonic goes up to second Thomas third and Mario last when they start off. All of them were racing at max speed. as Wiz and Boomstick were about to common tait. (Also Note there were train tracks for Thomas)

Wiz : All of them started off good but Lightning is doing the best right now!

Boomstick : But don't forget about the others like Sonic!

We see them all make the first turn with some items boxes spawning from Mario Kart. They all drive through them. Sonic take first as Mario speeds ahead of Thomas. Sonic and Lightning were having some fun.

Sonic the hedgehog : Heh, you're a hard one to beat unlike Mr Fatso.

Lightning Mcqueen Same for you.

Mario: ITSA ON BITCH!

Mario got mad and threw a banana peel and Sonic runs over it stunning his car. Mcqueen, Mario and Thomas speed infront of Sonic the hedgehog. Mario then speed ahead and started taking the lead.

Mario : Wahoo! Mario Number 1!

Lightning Mcqueen : Huh, Good one plumber you made the hedgehog eat his words.

Thomas  : Well at least I'm not last but I have to pump my pistons faster to win.

Sonic the hedgehog : Ugh! This will be even harder then I thought it would.

Wiz: What are they talking about?

Boomstick : Just some friendly banter.

Wiz : Huh. So it is.

Lightning Mcqueen (somehow) throws a hammer at Mario stunning him. Thomas, Sonic and Lightning take this advantage to drive ahead of the Nintendo mascot. Mcqueen starts slowing down to simply enjoy his surroundings for a quick second. Thomas then takes advantage of this and jets ahead of Mcqueen, but Lightning quickly accelerates back to normal speed and got infront of the pack.

Thomas : Well, at least I'm in seco-.

Sonic the hedgehog then speed ahead of Thomas.

Sonic: See ya steamie!

Thomas : Spoke too soon.

Wiz : Well Thomas's word aged like milk in 2 seconds.

Boomstick : Who cares about that Wiz? Now shut up, My first trap is coming up. (Excited giggles).

Wiz : We also didn't put train tracks around here or Thomas would have had a huge advantage.

The Trap was a icy place with water around the not huge road of ice. Lightning though being the one the most experienced on driving on other terrain had no trouble and made it past the trap with 0 difficulty. But the others had way harder time. Mario and Sonic were trying their hardest to stay in control, but Mario had a slight edge in driving on ice and was creeping ahead of Sonic. Thomas instead was just trying to make turns, speed ahead and hope for the best. Unfortunately he skidded straight into Mario's car, but fortunately his kart didn't take any damage at all due to his kart being nigh indestructible. Mario because of the crash was about to skid into the icy water. He then got an idea as he had a triple mushroom and using the first one boosted himself back on track. But he boosted right into sonic's car which was ahead of him. He let out his second mushroom boost as they crashed. This crash pushed Mario's car ahead as he then used the last mushroom to speed ahead of Thomas and make it out of the trap.

Sonic's car then skidded into the Water and Sonic fell out from the collision and he was falling like a rock. Sonic tried to make it back the car. He succeeded and then pressed the button to turn his car into part boat. He sped ahead and got himself out of the water kind of with his car riding the water like it was a racetrack. Thomas was about to crash into the water but he used Skyrim mods and used them to fly. Sonic then got back on the track. All of them were past the trap but Lightning was in the lead.

A upcoming turn came as they all made the turn with the placements being the same but then Sonic used a laser wisp to speed ahead of Mario. They were coming near another obstacle made by Boomstick.

Boomstick : Time for my next obstacle!

Wiz : Yeah it is I guess you can call it the loop to the jump of death.

Lightning Mcqueen and Thomas the tank engine were somewhat afraid but Thomas was way more because he wasn't built for looping. Lightning McQueen's fear soon disappeared as he saw Mario and Sonic speed ahead of him. Lightning McQueen saw this and full speeded ahead. Mario Sonic and Lightning made it over the ramp and Sonic transformed his car into a flying vehicle. Thomas tried to full speed ahead and went at his maximum speed but he just barely made it over the loop and failed to make it over the ramp.

Thomas : I regret using Skyrim mods earlier. (Falls straight down) GODDAMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

Boomstick : And once again Thomas falls to his doom.

Sonic was flying in the air as he then turned his car back to normal and landed in first place as he drove ahead. He then used the Team Boost to increase his chances of winning going way faster and getting near the finish line. But Mario got a blue shell from a item box and right when Sonic was about to win The Blue Shell nailed him with a direct hit.

Sonic(Before he got hit): Curse you Plumber. (BOOM!).

Wiz : Again Sonic loses due to a blue shell.

Boomstick : Damn, talk about deja vu, but enough or that! We're nearing the last corner!

Mario then got a star from a item box and rams into Lightning and drives ahead. Lightning Mcqueen recovered and drove ahead and decided to use the following driving trick Doc used. Mario's Star runs out and he turns back to normal as Lightning drove to the side of Mario and using Doc's trick he flips and lands right in front of Mario and used his fire boosters to not only increase his speed by a lot but also burn Mario's face off as he then crossed the finish line.

Winner: LIGHTING MCQUEEN!

Lighting: Aw yeah! Kachow!

## After Math

Boomstick : Huh, Red did better then Blue even thought it wasn't teams.

Wiz : That's right boomstick as Lightning Mcqueen won.

Lightning Mcqueen : Kachow

Ringmaster : Well that's it well see you next time on the next exibition!

## Results

1st Lightning Mcqueen

2end Mario

3rd Sonic

4th Thomas