How Woody Woodpecker met Arle Nadja

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December 25, 1990

hello all everyone, it's me woody sex woodpecker and I am just silly not calm preparing for the annual Christmas party I have with the rest of my butt buddies who are Crazy Frog Gummy Bear and Hatsune Miku among some others I just hope they are still going to come here Malcolm because it's foggy until this outside and since it's the season for eggnog they made a drank too much to allow their homosexual cat-like reflexes to see them through the fog although if they are drunk they probably shouldn't be driving anyways since as the saying goes it's all fun and games having unprotected sex with random men in the street landlines you wait in but driving drunk is never acceptable as you could ran you are keenest car india bridge and not the swell kind of ran like a mother Soi Soi Soi but the type of rent that ends up causing a massive fireball and gets you flaming and not the swell kind of flaming but the holy Shit and I'm on fire and burgeoning to death type of flaming anyways I think it's high time I take a break from all this party grip as I am getting duped and not the squell kind either damn I just used that descriptor three times in a row but anyways it's time to grab my msx-2 and play a game on msx-2oh my god it's Madou Monogatari 1-2-3 yes I would like to come rather lovely in your assoh my god oh my god what has welcomed her on a game normally I would go masturbate to something like this but instead I think I will jump into the msx-2 to the screen and a visit to that medieval girl because it's hard to have a hard as it may be to believe after a hard day's work party planning I am most certainly in the mood for food Fox and fun especially the second one I just hope my cat-like reflexes are up to par for this thick fog we are headingUgh! the last of those little shitty corns honestly on Christmas Eve you seem to be slightly less packed especially when this fog lets against my vagina couldn't even cut it but whatever finally I can't get some peace and quiet (Glass Break) Oh for love of Fuck. who is that coming of this ofoh my god it's the legendary woody sex woodpecker what are you doing here on Christmas Eve no uswell Arle Nadja you super-sexy knocked out babe to answer your question the reason why I am here is because I just found out your game seeing as how I am stressed from the holiday sty figured I may as well take you up in that offer especially the second oneoh my god oh my god I thought this day would never comewait what do you mean by thatwell you see through the entire reason was because I'm really really really really really really really really really really really really small. I'm always dream to me suck like a man only legendary through woody se se se se sex woodpecker so I decided to make a Madou Monogatari in which contains the blood to fuck and fun making fuck almost sound like folks to get past the censors and the hope was that someday you would see this hair and come here to take me up on the offer and the night with you and show you just how small a person I am so I couldn't become your own personal fuck buddy needless to say it has worked like a charm originally I was planning to turn myself if you flee harmless little flea and put myself in a box and then put that box in another box then mail inbox to you and when you opened it I could hurt myself met him pure human and fuck you however I want him to save on postage plus I was afraid smash the box with a hammer if I did this and I was also worried I burned myself people I'm not my mistake and he stuck that way until I learned some valuable life lesson degree on my long trip to get back to where I started I'm gonna piss and wish my school would accompany me which you think would be squell until you realize I know mommy probably won't want to suck me as a cock not sure why just an irrational fear is like yesI knew it was in the coincidence that ad sounded like that I must say I am impressed and while you are hardly the first person to desire sex with me you are the only one I know less who has sent large sums of money making a commercial to convince me to do so and in case you were wondering yes I would love to hit hard sweaty nasty kinky freaky come up the a spot sex with you next time, oh maybe you should just give me a call instead of making money huge ad hoping I saw and interpreted it the way you wanted I would have said yes and he probably would have saved us a ton of money you would have been better served using dildos and squell toys to pleasure yourselfWait Really? oh well. as the same goes, Fell and Love. anyways. how about we can sex and sexual alreadysound like a plan. here we go!