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Do It While We Can

"**Do It While We Can**" is a song from Skater's Circle. It's predominately sung by Owen Tillerman, Glorious Gary and Birdie, with backup vocals: including: Molly and Cole Tillerman.

A violin instrumental of "Do it While We Can" is heard when Birdie is talking about Glorious Gary, and Gary can be heard singing it before Owen shows up to talks to him.

## Lyrics

**[Glorious Gary]**

We got to do it while we can

We got to do it while we can

We got to do it while we can

There's no time to waste so take my hand

**[Owen]**

My feet are on fire

**[Glorious Gary]**

Let me see the iceberg!

**[Owen]**

I'm just trying not to fall

**[Glorious Gary]**

Let me see the grapevine

**[Owen]**

Look out below!

**[Glorious Gary]**

Let me see the side-slide!

**[Owen]**

I'm too young to die

**[Glorious Gary]**

We gotta do it while we can.

**[Chorus]**

Together!

**[Glorious Gary]**

We gotta do it while we can!

**[Glorious Gary and Owen]**

We gotta do it while we can!

**[Chorus]**

Together!

**[Glorious Gary and Owen]**

There's no time to waste so take my hand!

**[Glorious Gary]**

Do the snake-walk!

Do the hurricane!

Do the circle-walk!

And the kick-fake!

Do the toe-jam!

And the split-pullback!

Do the five-star!

And the backspin!

**[Birdie, spoken]**

I got you, buddy.

**[Owen]**

I'm sorry I judged you

I really need your moves tonight

**[Birdie]**

I told you don't be uptight

**[Owen]**

I'm rolling because you

You got me feeling out of sight

**[Birdie]**

When Owen checks his phone

His mind will be blown

And his shorts may be too

**[Chorus]**

He might poop his shorts

**[Birdie]**

Ignorance is bliss

He doesn't know this

He has everything to lose

**[Glorious Gary and Owen]**

We gotta do it while we can

**[Chorus]**

Together!

**[Glorious Gary and Owen]**

We gotta do it while we can

**[Birdie]**

Do it, do it, do it, do it

**[Glorious Gary, Owen, Birdie, and Chorus]**

We gotta do it while we can

There's no time to waste, so take my hand

**[All]**

We got to do it while we can

We gotta do it while we can

We gotta do it while we can

There's no time to waste so take my hand

## End Credits (Continued)

**[Credits Voice]**

We gotta do it while we can

We gotta do it while we can

We gotta do it while we can

There's no time to waste so take my hand

We gotta do it now

**[Molly]**

Do it while we can

**[Owen]**

Come on and do it

**[Cole]**

We gotta do it while we can

**[Credits Voice]**

While we can

**[Cole]**

Do it

**[Credits Voice]**

So take my hand

**[Glorious Gary]**

Gotta do it while we can

**[Birdie]**

Do it, do it, do it, do it

**[Credits Voice]**

Hey, yeah. We gotta do it, baby.

**[Owen]**

We gotta do it while

**[Cole]**

We can. We gotta do--
Restoration

## Songs

### Next

You Are the Music

"**Restoration**" is a song from Castle Sweet Castle

## Lyrics

**[Iggy]**

Oh, if this was mine

I would say that

The walls could use spickle spackle

Refurbished trims of the mantels

Take some years off of that chandelier

Baby, do ya hear me?

You should leave no stone unturned

Deep wash this Goth architecture

It's got the bones, just needs the fur

**[Paige]**

Oh, my. That's quite a lot.

**[Iggy]**

Yes, but

A fairy tale awaits

So maintain this old place

Doors and floors, so much more

You just need a few updates

Once you give into the love

**[Owen]**

I'm giving in.

**[Iggy]**

Give into the love

**[Paige]**

What's happening?

Give into the magical love of this

Restoration

Give some spit shine

To this transom de cockatrice

A pull-chain toilet

That looks just like Socrates

Rust! I got a guy

Who retouches this

Less new appliances

More flying buttresses

**[Owen]**

Did we drop the ball on this legacy?

**[Paige]**

So much to decorate and embellish.

**[Iggy (Additional Voices)*(Both)*]**

This could be a treat

Like classic street meats

It just needs the ketchup

The mustard, the relish

Place ain't been sheen

Since 1860-something

(You tell 'em)

It's a piece of New York history

Like a museum wing

(You tell 'em)

Let's shine the knobs

Polish the banister

Up till now, its upkeep was amateur

Let's make this castle something

Out of our dreams

Fantastic acoustics in here.

Let's not mess with that.

A fairy tale awaits

So maintain this old place

Once you give into the love

Give into the love

Give into the magical love of this

*(Restoration)*
Episode One

"**Episode One**" is the premiere episode of *Central Park*.

## Plot

Paige tries to get a big headline for her report when Bitsy's dog goes missing in Central Park.

## Full Story

Birdie, a busker, introduces the audience to Central Park, as well as the Tillerman family who live in Edendale Castle: Owen, the manager of the park, his wife Paige, a journalist, and their kids Molly, who draws comics and Cole, who loves animals. Bitsy Brandenham, who owns Brandenham Hotel which sits opposite the park, is upset that her dog, Shampagne, has disappeared. Owen is disappointed that no one wants to see the Turtleheads bloom in the park and decides to try to make this year's "Turtleheading" the best one yet. Meanwhile, everyone voices their wants: Paige wants to get the big scoop, Molly wants a boy named Brendan to notice her, Helen, Bitsy's assistant, wants to own everything and Cole, who kidnapped Shampagne, wants to be a good dog owner. Bitsy offers a reward for the return of her dog, causing everyone to swarm the park and destroy the Turtleheads. Owen discovers Cole's crime and he tries to get his dad to listen to him. They ultimately return the dog to an ungrateful Bitsy. Paige reveals that she wrote an article on the Turtleheads' destruction which mildly pleases Owen. Bitsy reveals her plan to buy up Central Park.

## Songs

* Central in My Heart
* Heiress to a Fortune
* Own It
* Poops I'll Pick Up
* Shampagne Was My Best Friend
* Central to My Plot

## External Links

* "Episode One" at the US Copyright Database
* "Episode One" at the Australian Classification Database
Of Course You Realize This Means Ward

"**Of Course You Realize This Means Ward**" is the fourth episode in Season 2 of *Central Park*, being the fourteenth episode overall.

## Plot

Owen oversees a kids' field trip in the park, while Molly and Cole help Brendan with his indoor kite competition. Bitsy and her brother write memoirs.

## Songs

* The Answer is Ward
* Kite String
* Why Bother?
* Why Bother? (End Credits)

## External Links

* "Of Course You Realize This Means Ward" at the US Copyright Database
Big Stink

## Songs

### Next

A Few Minutes for Magic

"**Big Stink**" is a song from Celeste We Forget.

## Lyrics

**[Owen]**

Wake up, hurry, really, we can't be late

The corpse flower blooms every seven years and today is

Like Christmas Day for flowerheads like me

**[Molly]**

You should really get out more

**[Owen]**

They only call it that because it smells so bad

But once you see this thing, you're gonna thank your dad

It's like ten feet tall and it stinks like rotten flesh

**[Cole]**

So, it's a good thing to smell like death?

**[Molly]**

Is this smell gonna ruin our clothes?

**[Owen]**

Well, if we hurry it up, you'll be the first to know

And you'll remember this day

**[Cole]**

Or the stench

**[Owen(Molly and Cole)]**

For the rest of your lives

Every seven years (Ba ba ba)

A stiff new bloom appears (Ba ba ba)

And I promise that you will not have a rotten time

**[Molly and Cole]**

You're making such a big stink

**[Owen(Molly and Cole)]**

Today is gonna stink so good

A beaming highlight of every childhood

And you don't wanna miss out on this thing

That is why I'm making such a big stink

Come on let's go

(Big stink)

(Big stink)

You won't forget it

(Big stink)

(Big stink)

(You're making such a big stink)

**[Molly]**

Who wants to see a flower that needs a shower?

**[Cole]**

We love you dad but this is an abuse of power

**[Owen]**

No, it's a gift from Mother Nature

And we're running out of time

What if she blooms and we're in back of the line?

**[Molly and Cole]**

Ok we'll go just

Give us a clip for our noses

**[Owen]**

I promise you won't be disappointed

Can't wait to share this with you

**[Molly and Cole]**

We'll need stronger shampoo

**[Owen(Molly and Cole)]**

Every seven year (Ba ba ba)

The stinky bloom appears (Ba ba ba)

And you're not gonna miss out on this thing

This is why I'm making such a big stink

Come on let's go!

## Today Stinks (Reprise)

### Written by

Taura Stinson, Nora Mary Smith & Jeff Drake

## Today Stinks (Reprise) Lyrics

**[Owen]**

(Spoken)

At least the kids had fun, come on, let's go home.

(Sung)

Seven years we'll have to wait

'Til that Stinkity Stank will reactivate

We didn't stick to the plan

So we can kiss that corpse flower goodbye

This stinks.

It serves me right, the jokes on me

All I wanted was to make some smelly memories with my family

I told you, we might miss this thing

That's why I kept making a big stink
Hit the Sweet Spot

## Songs

### Next

One Foot in the Door

**"Hit the Sweet Spot"** is a song from Paige's Next Chapter

## Lyrics

**[Owen]**

(Spoken)

Kids, there's no need to get heated.

Everybody just relax.

We're having fun, right?

**[Molly]**

(Sung)

I look like a chef

Ready to conquer a bake-off

Cole, you look tired

You wanna go ahead

And take the day off?

**[Cole]**

What? No, I won't concede

You see, look at my hands

This is my hour of knead

I got thick skin Well, it's kinda like your custard

**[Molly]**

You're just talkin' smack Because I got you flustered

Insecure and too weak To even cut the mustard

**[Cole]**

Ooh, that's a sick burn It's kinda like your caramel

So start from scratch And then I bid you fare-ree-well

**[Molly]**

Nope, I'm not gonna crumble From under pressure cooking

I mean, could these pastry puffs Be any fresher looking?

(Spoken)

Seriously, Cole.

Look how fresh they are.

**[Cole]**

No, I'm not gonna look.

**[Molly & Cole]**

Hit the, hit the sweet spot

Make your mouth water

(M) (Water)

Heatin' up in the kitchen

And it's gettin' hotter

(C) (Hotter)

Temperature rising The cakes is high

You bake battling me?

Ha, don't even try

**[Cole]**

I can make it batter

**[Molly]**

No, I can make it batter

**[Molly & Cole]**

No, I can make it batter

Than you-hoo

**[Molly & Cole]**

I can make it batter

**[Molly]**

No, I can make it batter

**[Molly & Cole]**

No, I can make it batter than you

**[Owen]**

All right, kids

Calm down

You know, you're both My son and daughter

And I'm seriously proud

In fact, you don't have to fake it To bake it

All that matters Is you're having fun

**[Molly]**

(Spoken)

No, Dad. Please don't.

**[Owen]**

(Sung)

You can work together

Like you're sugar and spice

**[Cole]**

(Spoken)

Dad.

**[Owen]**

Making croquembouche

Or you can make gum

**[Molly]**

(Spoken)

Oh, my God.

(Sung)

Sorry, Dad, I'm beatin' him My croquembouche is gonna win

**[Cole]**

You know she's gonna love my gum

And say that I'm her favorite

**[Molly & Cole]**

Hit the, hit the sweet spot

Make your mouth water

(M) (Water)

Heatin' up in the kitchen

And it's gettin' hotter

(C) (Hotter)

Temperature rising

The cakes is high

You bake battling me?

(M) Ha, don't even try

(C) Psssh, don't even try

**[Owen]**

(Spoken)

You kids seriously will have to clean this up
I'm Bad (At Being Bad)

## Songs

### Next

Smooth Sailing

"**I'm Bad (At Being Bad)**" is a song from A Boat-iful Mind.

## Lyrics

**[Cole, spoken]**

You got an A

**[Enrique, spoken]**

I'm sorry, Cole. My stupid, smart brain

**[Cole]**

Yeah,

Well, I just got a D and that don't feel good to me

Listen up.

I'm bad

At geometry

This being bad thing is new to me

Never lost a thumb war that's a fact

I can climb that tree in just ten seconds flat

But when it comes to those lines and shapes

I'm behind the curve, I can't escape

I finally found the thing I'm no good at

**[Cole, spoken]**

For real, congrats on the A, Enrique. Bastard.

**[Cole]**

I'm bad

At geometry

This being bad thing is new to me

**[Cole, spoken]**

I'm undefeated at tic-tac-toe.

I even know all the state capitals

I can do six somersaults in a row. No hands.

I thought I had it going on till I met these polygons.

**[Cole]**

You know my Simon Says game is on point

**[Students]**

When he hula-hoops it's like he has no joints

**[Cole]**

Equilateral, isosceles

Come on, people you're killing me

I finally found the thing I'm no good at

**[Cole, spoken]**

Am I having a nightmare? Wake up, Cole!

**[Cole]**

I'm bad

At geometry

being bad feels bad to me

I'm bad

at Geometry

## I'm Bad (At Being Bad)

### Sung by

Cole, Paige, Owen, Molly and Birdie

Geometry, won't you set me free?

## Lyrics (End Credits)

**[Cole (Backup)]**

(He has no joints)

And that don't feel good to me

(He has no joints)

Never lost a thumb war that's a fact

(He has no joints)

I can climb that tree in just ten seconds flat

(He has no joints)

I can do six somersaults a row no hands

(He has no joints)

Come on people you're killing me

You know my Simon Says game is on point

(When he hula hoops

He has no joints)

Wake up Cole!
My Worst Day

"**My Worst Day**" is a song from A Decent Proposal.

## Lyrics

**[BEATRICE, spoken]**

And then I said, "Is it really insider trading if you're just telling one of your closest friends?"

**[BITSY, spoken]**

Wow, Beatrice, such a good story. I must go. But do go on for the others, you blathering blowfish.

Ugh, look at this group of pathetic, trifling try-hards. Why are they even here? Oh, right, it's my birthday party. Next year, I'm not inviting myself.

**(sung)**

What kind of birthday is it

When they only came to visit

Just to secure lucrative forms of business

On my day?

On my day

Oh, how did my birthday become the worst of days?

**[HELEN, spoken]**

Oh, here we go.

**[BITSY, sung]**

I've never felt at home in high society

**[HELEN, spoken]**

You could always leave.

**[BITSY, sung]**

I scrapped, I fought up to the top

While they just coasted through

Oh, how did my birthday become the worst of days? Ugh!

All they wanna talk about is rooftop gardens, their second homes, and presidential pardons

Who last sunned in Santorini with a blue view

How their tax-deferred private equity grew

**[PARTYGOERS, spoken]**

Jack got into Princeton

Have you tried white asparagus?

The judge's a friend, so he threw out the evidence

[BITSY, *SERVANTS*, **PARTYGOERS**, ***HELEN***, sung]

This privilege, it's drivel, an embarrassment

Nannies were the closest any of 'em ever came to being parented

*It's her birthday and it's become the worst of days*

I'm already counting down

*Today, she feels the fakeness of society*

Wanna barf on all these clowns

**We only value what is in our bank accounts**

***Now we're asking, how did her birthday become the worst of days?***

Oh, shush, it's my song, I'm airing out

If I die, none of them would miss me

To them, I'm just silly old rich Bitsy

Hold their noses up with their pinkies

Prawns and caviar, starin' at my Renoir

**We came here to schmooze and glad-hand**

**Compare ventures**

**Compliment back-hand**

**Seem friendly, then scoff and gossip**

**That's how you live when you're rich and accomplished**

***Oh, what kind of birthday is it?***

Oh, sing my pain, Helen!

***Oh, they only came to visit***

Oh, they only came for one thing!

***Just to secure lucrative forms of business***

On my worst da-a-a-ay…
Fista Puffs Kick Butt

## Songs

### Next

Re-Brandenham

**"Fista Puffs Kick Butt"** is a song from The Puffs Go Poof

## Lyrics

**[Morgan Freewoman, spoken]**

Your hair restoration process is ready to commence.
**[Molly, spoken]**

Yep. Yep. Time for puff-storation.
**[Morgan Freewoman (Buzzard Aldrin) *Both*]**

Getting your hair done
Getting your hair done
(Oo-oh)

Getting your hair done
Getting *your hair done*
It's hard fighting crime every day
Keep your puffs in place
When you're on the chase
Up, up and away
It's a long process, so *let's begin*
Let's restore your powers *to win*
*Step one*, time to rejuvenize
After kicking the bad guys
And giving them black eyes
*Step two*
The sealerizer, gotta moisturize her
Comb it out and de-knot-inizer
*Step three*, the oilinizer
Makes 'em petrified
Shine so bright, they recognize
*Step four*, you stylin' on 'em
Bad guys, back to wildin' on 'em
On the newspaper, smilin' on 'em
Getting your hair done
Getting your hair done
Powers activate when you feel restored
It's a process, but rest assured
Beating up the bad guys to the beat
Then off to save the world, defeat!
(Oo-oh)

Your Fista Puffs kick butt and stuff
Your Fista Puffs kick butt
Your Fista Puffs kick butt and stuff
Your Fista Puffs kick butt
You're done getting your hair done
You're done getting your hair done
(Oh-Woah-oh-oh)

You're done getting your hair done
You're done getting your hair done
Fista Puffs kick butt and stuff
*Your Fista Puffs kick, kick, kick butt!*
Episode Guide

***Central Park*** is an American animated sitcom created by Josh Gad, Loren Bouchard, and Nora Smith for Apple TV+. This is an episode list of the entire series.

## Episode Guide

### Unknown season

Main article: Unknown season
Unknown season

## References

1. ↑ https://variety.com/2021/tv/news/central-park-renewed-season-3-1234927567/
2. ↑ https://www.etonline.com/central-park-shares-musical-preview-of-season-2s-return-with-new-episodes-178134
3. ↑ http://www.thefutoncritic.com/showatch/central-park/listings/
A Positive Light

**"A Positive Light"** is a song from A Matter of Life and Boeuf

## Lyrics

**[Birdie, spoken]**

So what in the heck is a côte de boeuf?

It's a rare $20,000 dry-aged steak.

Bitsy spent a fortune to put one on the menu to raise the Brandenham's rep.

She even hired world-famous chef, Jean-Luc De La Puerta to prepare it.

Serving the côte de boeuf tonight will make her the envy of every restauranteur and hotelier.

Hah-hah, French words are fun.

But what makes the côte de boeuf so special?

**[Birdie, sung]**

There's a certain process

To raise such a special cow

It's fresh from farm to table

But don't think about how

Just focus on the fact

That it was loved and well-fed

And how at night it got to cuddle

In its owner's bed

**[Abby (Birdie)]**

I promise that you're gonna love

How good the food will taste

You'll bathe in all the ambience

It's such a fancy place

The napkins look like swans

And there's a mint on every chair

Not to mention the silverware

Forks

(Forks)

And knives

(Knives)

With spoons to spare

We can paint tonight

In a positive light

Positive light

Like this

Hold your focus tight

On what's going right

In the right light

It's bliss

**[Additional Voice]**

Nom de Dieu!

**[Abby]**

Don't focus on the angry chef

Who just got badly burned

A lobster made a break for it

But please don't be concerned

There's truffles at the coat check

And there's six sommeliers

**[Additional Voices]**

And our wine list

Goes on for days

**[Birdie]**

I'm getting notes of umami

And wood

But this is just water

So that isn't good

**[Abby]**

Keep it warm and bright

In a positive light

Positive light

Like this Never mind the plight

It'll all be all right

In the right light

It's bliss

Hey, what are you looking at?

Don't look at that.

Look over here.

It's no one's fault

That lady's choking

Isn't this pretty.

Come look at this.

Look over here.

Look at that.

Now she's okay

**[Additional Voice]**

I'm okay!

**[Birdie]**

No sense in dwelling on the bad

Like how that cow died

**[Abby]**

This job's the best

I've ever had

See, there's no downside

We can paint tonight

In a positive light

Positive light

Like this

Hold your focus tight

On what's going right

In the right light

It's bliss

We can paint tonight

In a positive light

Positive light

Like this

## A Positive Light (End Credits)

**[Birdie/Josh Gad]**

There's a certain process

To raise such a special cow

It's fresh from farm to table

Don't think about how

Just focus on the fact

That it was loved and well-fed

And how at night it got to cuddle

In its owner's bed

**[Abby/Kristen Bell]**

We can paint tonight

In a positive light

Positive light

Like this

(Hey!)

Hold your focus tight

On what's going right

In the right light

It's bliss

(Hey!)

Keep it warm and bright

In a positive light

Positive light

Like this
Time to Close

## Songs

### Next

Own It (Reprise)

"**Time to Close**" is a song from The Lyin' In Winter

## Lyrics

**[Owen]**

You don't understand

How much this piece of land means

And that's because you are mean

I mean, this place is an equalizer

Down to the fertilizer

The heart of the city that beats from the streets

with the peoples spirits

Don't you hear it?

This park is a life-line

a friend of mine

Why would you let it die?

**[Bitsy]**

Um, One for the money

Two for the money,

Three, Tough luck buddy

It's time to close

Four, because I want it

Five, so I can flaunt it

Six, I get to tell you its time to close

I'm pretty sure I've been saying how for two years

This park is perfectly nice to buy

For nature? Go to the Hampton's

Who needs trees where there could be mansions

A bang and then a boom,

Then no more pool house, no more zoo

Here a Wendy's then a Fendi's

People come and spendies-spendies

**[Owen]**

One, you're diabolic

Two, an alcoholic

Three, could it really be time to close?

**[Bitsy]**

Soon you'll be evicted

Here, let me depict it.

Kiss your park goodbye

Because it's time to close.

**[Vocals]**

In the middle of Manhattan

There's a giant shopping mall

We love to spend our money

In this massive urban sprawl

**[Paige, Cole, and Molly]**

Where do we go?

They tore our castle down

Bitsy razed it to the ground

And she ran us out of town

**[Bitsy]**

And then one by one, Surprise!

It's two more huge high-rises

Three fast food franchises

And then who knows

Four off-shore accounts

One family to denounce

At five o'clock tonight

It's the time to close

**[Owen]**

Bitsy!

I raised my kids here

Made my home here me and my family

Oh-whoa-oh-oh

Still you'd erase the place

I love most in the world

Well,

One, go and destroy it!

Two, hope you enjoy it!

Central Park!

Take this place and off it

Sell it for a profit

Central Park!

**[Bitsy and Owen]**

(B): Yes, for the Money

(O) Kill the one asylum,

(B) All for the Money

(O) Here upon this Island

(B) Money, Money, Money

(O) Strip away the Meadows

(B) It's time to close.

(O) Blow it up and bulldoze

(B) Yes, for the Money

All for the Money

(O) Central Park!

(B) Money, Money, Money

It's time to close.

(O) Central Park!

**[All]**

All for the money

All for the money

All for the money

It's time to close.
Manager to Manager

## Songs

### Next

Spoiler Alert

"**Manager to Manager**" is a song from Garbage Ballet

## Lyrics

**[Owen, spoken]**

Maybe you don't get what's going on here.

**[Owen]**

The park is filling up with trash

**[Birdie]**

Yeah!

**[Owen]**

I'm not dragging my butt back until you take my filthy stash

It's my duty

It's my job

To keep the park clean and—

Oh my god!

This garbage got me screamin'!

**[Owen, spoken]**

Okay, I just heard my voice and it was loud, sorry.

**[Owen]**

Manager to manager

I know we're at a standstill

But I'm down in the dumps and you're the only one

To take me to the promised land—fill

**[Birdie, spoken]**

Are you gonna help my associate or what?

**[Owen, spoken]**

"Associate"?

**[Esposito]**

Manager to manager I understand your fear. I mean

I don't mind that I smell like trash but you probably think it's weird

Look, I'd really like to help you but this isn't gonna work

My orders come straight from the mayor and he's being such a... a penis-face

**[Birdie, spoken]**

Why didn't you just say jerk? It would've rhymed.

**[Birdie, sung]**

Ooooh...

**[Owen]**

People have found us officious

'Cause we find the minutiae delicious

**[Esposito, spoken]**

That's true

**[Owen]**

There's gotta be a way around these jurisdictions

**[Esposito]**

To bypass the penis-faced mayor's dumb restrictions

**[Owen]**

Wait! What if we find the right city statute to, you know... (whistles)

**[Esposito]**

Oh, you mean like a loophole?

**[Owen and Esposito]**

That's the best kind of hole

Manager brainstorm

**[OWEN, spoken]**

What about Statute 8923?

**[ESPOSITO]**

That only applies to waste that is feces

**[Owen, spoken]**

What about Statute 6-30?

**[Esposito, spoken]**

That's from like a century ago

That's about polio

**[Owen]**

Yeah, to stop the spread of disease

**[Esposito]**

Silly, that only applies to citywide emergencies

**[Owen, spoken]**

Huh, I should have known that.

Wait—

**[Owen, sung]**

City Code 1839?

**[Esposito]**

Oh my God, section five?

**[Owen]**

Paragraph eight

**[Esposito]**

Yeah, fourteenth line

**[Owen and Esposito]**

It clearly states

"In times of environmental crisis

The park manager is empowered with the licence

To protect health priorities

And supersede mayoral authorities."

Manager to manager

I'm feeling so good about our plan

We just managed the crap out of that

**[Birdie]**

And a loophole is the best kind of hole

I'm so good at helping
Will I Fit

## Songs

### Next

My Worst Day

"**Will I Fit**" is a song from A Decent Proposal. It has a reprised version

## Lyrics

**[MOLLY]**

What do the rich like to wear?

How do they do up their hair?

If they buy all their pants in France

Where do they fly for their shirts?

I wish I could wear overalls

But they wear tiaras and shawls

If I do, they would stare

And I shouldn't care

But that's impossible

Well then I won't go

I'll just stay at home

I won't give them the chance

But won't that be rude?

And he is so cute

I hope we get to dance

If clothes don't matter and I shouldn't care

Then why do all superheroes wear

Such kick-ass costumes as they fly

Off to save the day?

If clothes don't matter and I shouldn't care

Then why do all superheroes wear

Such kick-ass costumes as they fly

Away to save the day?

I'll put on this dress

Hope for the best

## Will I Fit (Reprise)

### Sung by

Molly

And not care what they say

## Lyrics (Reprise)

**[RICH PARTYGOERS, spoken]**

Summer house

The Queen is a friend

In-home planetarium

Private blimp

The ninth start-up is the charm

We're taking a tortellini tour of Tuscany

**[MOLLY, sung]**

I've seen what the rich like to wear

And how they all do up their hair

Why is it called crudité

When it's just a vegetable tray?

They've all got a yacht, but a yacht I don't got

Not even a dinghy to name

Who is Dow Jones?

I'll leave it alone

And quietly walk away

A fish out of water, it's hard to believe

We speak the same language so diffеrently

But lucky for me, I brought along friends

My papеr and my pen

A fish out of water, it's hard to believe

We speak the same language so differently

But lucky for me, I brought along friends

My paper and my pen
Ode to Johnnie Lee

## Songs

### Next

When the Bottom Falls Out

"**Ode to Johnnie Lee**" is a song from The Ballad Of Johnnie Lee

## Lyrics

**[Molly, Spoken]**

I think as Johnnie Lee Tillerman

you'd become

a famous motorcycle daredevil.

**[Molly (Additional Voices)]**

(What's that sound?)

(That's Johnnie Lee.)

(The Johnnie Lee?)

He's not only nice

But he's a thrill seeker

And he's cute

But he's a winning streaker

And he's not scared

He likes it scarier

If you dare, he'll only make it

Dare-ier

(He just broke the sound barrier)

Ode to Johnnie Lee

And nobody would make a wisecrack

Crack, crack

Ode to Johnnie Lee

He would never be embarrassed

He's not only nice

But he's a total rebel

And he's cute

But he's a daring devil

With his Soda Pop copilot companion

On a nonstop

Flight over the Grand freakin' Canyon

(He's so dangerous.)

(Yet very approachable.)

Ode to Johnnie Lee

Did you know he's super fame-ass?

Ass, ass

Ode to Johnnie Lee

He will never be embarrassed

Bare-assed, bare-ass, bare-ass

Never be the butt of a joke.

He's steppin' on the gas

(He looks so cute in leather.)

Goin' so fast

(I wanna be Johnnie Lee.)

Sailing cross the vast

Crevasse

(Oh, I can't look. But I gotta look!)

Leaving his past

Behind

(Houston, we have liftoff.)

(He's so brave.)

(And his clothes fit really well.)

Ode to Johnnie Lee

He will never be embarrassed

Bare-assed, bare-assed

Ode to Johnnie Lee

Like a lightning bolt, he flashes

Flashes, flashes

Ode to Johnnie Lee

He will never be

Embarrassed
In the Dark (End Credits)

## Songs

### Next

All About You

"**In the Dark**" is the end credits song from Central Dark.

## Lyrics

In the dark

Nobody knows your name

In the dark

Everything is fair game

In the dark

Nobody knows your face

In the dark

You're in a state of grace

Can't tell if you're a lad or a lass

Ain't no workin', middle, or upper class

At last, pass gas with impunity

Grab that ass immunity

In the dark

Nobody knows your name

'Cause In the dark

You're in a state of grace
All About You

## Songs

### Next

Pour Poor Me More Please

"**All About You**" is a song from Mother's Daze.

## Lyrics

**[Owen]**

She gives us the world

And today is the perfect day

To shower her with more love than the rain

She cannot be outdone

**[Molly]**

At least we can try

**[Owen]**

We gotta raise the roof

**[Cole]**

You're showing your age

**[Owen]**

I just want to out-celebrate my wife

**[Molly]**

She's finally gonna have the perfect mother's day

**[Cole]**

One she'll brag about

**[Owen]**

Dropped the ball so many times but not anymore.

**[All]**

We gotta go all out

**[Owen (Molly/Cole)]**

We're gonna give her the world (ba ba ba ba)

And every little anything that she deserves (ba ba ba ba)

We are gonna blow her friggin' mind (ba ba ba ba)

(Get ready, mama)

She goes beyond and above (ba ba ba ba)

The best to ever do it in the history of moms (ba ba ba ba)

all that plus nine months without wine (ba ba ba ba)

**[All]**

365 days all you think about is everybody else but today is all about you

**[Owen]**

She goes over the top

**[Molly]**

To show her love

**[Cole]**

She pulls up to my school in a sea of balloons

**[Molly]**

And homemade cupcakes that's iced with my face

**[Cole]**

And mine!

**[Owen]**

I got my braces off

**[Cole]**

A year ago

**[Owen]**

She threw a pearly white themed party for me

**[Molly]**

We gotta out-theme her for once in our lives

**[Cole]**

Good luck.

**[Molly]**

She lives in mom jeans

And rarely combs her hair

**[Cole]**

But she looks damn good

**[Owen]**

She always puts us first yet another reason

**[All]**

For us to go all out

**[Owen (Molly/Cole)]**

We're gonna give her the world (ba ba ba ba)

And every little anything that she deserves (ba ba ba ba)

We are gonna blow her friggin' mind (ba ba ba ba)

(Get ready, mama)

She goes beyond and above (ba ba ba ba)

The best to ever do it in the history of moms (ba ba ba ba)

all that plus nine months without wine (ba ba ba ba)

**[All]**

365 days all you think about is everybody else but today is all about you
Kite String

## Songs

### Next

Why Bother?

"**Kite String**" is a song from Of Course You Realize This Means Ward.

## Lyrics

**[Cole, spoken]**

Great choreography is meaningless unless it's done inside of a costume.

**[Molly, spoken]**

Ooh, Yeah. We could help you figure out a costume. That'd be supportive of us.

**[Brendan, spoken]**

Oh, wow. O-Okay, yeah.

**[Cole, spoken]**

Fantastic

**[Cole]**

You can yank your kite string

All you like

From day into night

Release it up and then just reel it in

From the top of the ceiling

I will be here watching you

With the eyes of someone who knows what to do

You can slap your canvas

With the likes of an elaborate emblem

But a kite should fly resembling your delight

And your sensitive feelings

I have been here watching you

With the eyes of someone who knows what to do

**[Cole and Molly]**

Beauty and grace, show it in your face

Make the world around you a fascinating place

Pull on your string

Make the moment sing

Underneath the ceiling of your indoor kite thing

Show in your eyes your honest surprise

**[Cole]**

And give us a smile

**[Cole and Molly]**

We've been waiting here for quite a while

Beauty and grace, show it in your face

Make the world around you a fascinating place

**[Cole (Molly)]**

Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do (Ooh)

Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do (Ooh)

Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do (Ooh)

Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do (Ooh)

**[Cole and Molly]**

Make it a fling an amazing thing

**[Cole]**

Just like all the greats who've medaled at Olympic ribbon dancing

**[Cole and Molly]**

Beauty and grace, show it in your face

Make the world around you a fascinating place.
Own It (Reprise)

"**Own It (Reprise)**" is a song from The Lyin' In Winter and is a reprise of the Season 1 song Own It.

## Lyrics

**[Owen, spoken]**

The Brandenham is-- and this is challenging to say, because I was pretty sure you were empty inside-- is your heart.

**[Bitsy,spoken]**

Heart?

*(Sung)*

This human string cheese with his tiny knees

Tries to tug on my heartstrings with his love of trees

But, does it matter? No! Not a chance.

His tears will pitter-patter while my buttocks dance

Yet I'm somehow sad by this pathetic dad

Is this not enough?

'Cause now I own it

Fought for it, then I got it, why bemoan it?

Ripping out the heart of the park should've brightened my life

But now all I feel is a backstabbing knife

Yes, I own it

But, the Brandenham Hotel I've groomed and grown it

It's the closest I've come to having a child and though those words make my tongue feel defiled

There's still something there that I can't reconcile

That hotel is my life

So, how will it feel if I don't own it?
The Park is Mine

"**The Park is Mine**" is a song from Hat Luncheon.

## The Park is Mine

### Sung by

Park League, City Officials, Owen, Paige, Helen, Bitsy

## Lyrics

**[Owen, spoken]**

Uh, excuse me? What's going on?

**[Park League People, spoken]**

Why'd you freeze our contract?

**[City Officials, spoken]**

Why do you have a contract that got frozen? See, it works both ways

**[Park League People, spoken]**

That doesn't make sense

**[Bitsy, spoken]**

Fight, fight, fight!

Who said that?

Fight!

**[Park League People, sung]**

Ooh, feels just like high noon

**[City Officials, sung]**

Ugh, we're sick of you tycoons

Err, you're all gonna die soon

**[Park League People]**

Ageist!

Well, here comes the typhoon!

**[City Officials]**

The park is mine!

The park is mine!

**[Park League People]**

The park is mine!

The park is mine!

The park is mine!

**[All]**

The park is mine!

The park is mine!

**[Owen]**

The park is all of ours!

**[Park League People]**

Mayor thinking that you own the town

**[City Officials]**

Well, you're wearing dioramas like a crown

**[Park League People]**

You're killing tradition for your dividends!

**[City Officials]**

You reek of entitlement!

(It's the Depends)

(Augh...)

**[Park League People]**

Colonizers!

**[City Officials]**

Colonizers!

**Owen:**

I don't think either of you have a right to-

**[Park League People]**

We were here first!

**[Owen]**

That's problematic

**[Park League People]**

How?

Bureaucrats!

**[City Officials]**

Dilettantes!

Get the caskets for these geriatrics!

**[Park League People]**

You can't hack it!

**[City Officials]**

I heard he's flaccid

**[Park League People]**

Oh, come on, one in four men--

How dare you bring up his erectile dysfunction?

Screw this whole luncheon

Let's wreck this whole function!

Get to chuckin', toss the turducken!

Chew on this mutton!

**[City Officials]**

Ah, you're all bluffin'-

Cake to the face!

**[Park League People]**

Werther's these perverts

**[City Officials]**

Launch the sherbert!

They got Herbert!

Murder!

**[Park League People]**

Why would you kill a party that we loved?

You white-collar kleptocratic golfing thugs

High on your power

**[City Officials]**

It's prescription drugs!

**[Park League People]**

(It's legal!)

Corporate puppets!

**[City Officials]**

Kick the bucket!

**[Bitsy]**

Fight!

**[Park League People]**

Whoa!

**[Paige]**

Look out for the train!

**[Park League People]**

Whoa!

I'm pulling the cane!

Whoa!

**[Bitsy]**

I'm bringing the rain!

**[Helen]**

Bringing the rain?

**[All]**

Bringing the rain!

Bringing the rain!

**[Owen]**

This is insane!

**[City Officials]**

The park is mine...

**[Park League People]**

The park is mine...

**[Park League People]**

The park is mine...

**[City Officials]**

The park is mine...

**[Communications Director, spoken]**

Uh, I lost the mayor. Don't tell anybody.
Lunar Palaver

"**Lunar Palaver**" is the eighth episode of Season 3, being the thirty-fourth episode overall.

## Plot

On the day of the Lunar Palaver—a big Squirrel Quarrels event—Cole has a run-in with a racist lady in the park.

## Songs

* Saturday Means Adventure
* Black Boy Joy
* Everything But You
* Saturday Means Adventure (End Credits)

## References

1. ↑ https://www.classification.gov.au/titles/central-park-episode-308-lunar-palaver
Middle of it All

"**Middle of it All**" is a song from Central Dark.

## Lyrics

**[OWEN]**

Another day of livin' in the middle of it all

[spoken] Hey, don't poop there!

**[PAIGE]**

Another journey uptown on the Six from City Hall

[spoken] Salami, huh?

**[MOLLY]**

The buses leave with all the other boys and girls

**[COLE]**

We go to the park to live among the squirrels

**[TILLERMANS (Cole, Molly, Paige, and Owen)]**

We go to Central Park It's the private place we share It's normal that we live here

**[BIRDIE]**

Central Park And I watch from over there

**[TILLERMANS]**

You know we have to live here

**[BIRDIE]**

I'm, of course, your narrator Which is still your favorite part

**[TILLERMANS]**

Ba da da da da da

Ba da da da da da

Ba da da da da da

Ba da da da da da

**[BIRDIE]**

Back in Central Park

**[TILLERMANS]**

It's in the middle of the city

**[BIRDIE]**

Central Park
Shampagne

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## Shampagne

* Current
* Puppy

### Relatives

**Owner:** Bitsy Brandenham

**Shampagne** is Bitsy Brandenham’s dog, who was dognapped by Cole Tillerman in Episode One. He is expected to inherit Bitsy's fortune, much to Helen's dismay.

## Appearance

Shampange is Shih-poo, a breed of lap dog. He has white fluffy hair and is considered 'adorable' by many of the other characters in Central Park.

## Personality

Shampange acts like a puppy in most scenarios. He has been shown to be playful, but well behaved.

## Background

Shampange was found as a stray puppy 9 years ago by Bitsy at the Brandenham Hotel. Bitsy herself tells a different story, telling Helen that she was in a shopping spree in Paris, and when approached by a breeder who she paid an 'ungodly' amount for Shampange.
Heiress to a Fortune

"**Heiress to a Fortune**" is the second song from Episode One. Birdie introduces us to the villain, Bitsy Brandenham.

## Lyrics

**[Birdie]**
*So, you're probably thinking, "who is Bitsy what'sis'sit?"*
The Heiress to a Fortune
Bitsy's quite the institution
She's like the Queen of Hearts
In that she *loves* an execution
The Brandenham Hotel is where
She's perched up on her throne
And she's billin' as our villain
Though that isn't quite yet knooooooooow!
*Except by you guys. You know now, so shhh!*
A Matter of Life and Boeuf

"**A Matter of Life and Boeuf**" is the sixth episode of Season 3, being the thirty-second episode overall.

## Plot

When the Tillermans visit Abby at her new job as waitress, a precious item goes missing - and everyone in the restaurant is a suspect.

## Songs

* A Positive Light
* A Real Whodunit
* Little Good
* A Positive Light (End Credits)
Money Candy

"**Money Candy**" is the tenth episode of Season 3 of *Central Park*, being the thirty-sixth episode overall.

## Plot

Owen and Paige set out to buy tickets to a K-pop boy band’s concert for the kids. Bitsy looks into cloning her dog.

## Songs

* I Will Find You
* Can't Clone Shampagne
* Money Candy Peed in Our Bathroom
* I Will Find You (End Credits)
Maybe Potentially Great

"**Maybe Potentially Great**" is a song from Castle Sweet Castle

## Lyrics

**[Paige, spoken]**

We had so many ideas for this place

And we were so excited we could finally move from an apartment into a house.

I mean, a really old house that might've been full of horse bones at one point, but a house

**[Paige]**

There's a couple of cracks in the ceiling

But, the charming aesthetics appealing

I like the way its all by itself, safely tucked away all on its own.

**[Owen]**

It's a place with a past worth preserving

The next family should be as deserving

**[Paige]**

Maybe we could be that family and show it all the love it ought to know

No more climbing up apartment stairs, we'd have our own two floors

Evenings breathing in the fresher air

You'll put in a tire swing

**[Owen,spoken]**

Who will? Me?

**[Both]**

This could be potentially great

**[Paige]**

But, should we get our hopes up?

**[Owen]**

The hopes of living here with you

**[Both]**

With a few improvements sounds maybe potentially great

**[Owen]**

Cooking dinner and dancing to records

Family game nights with twister and checkers

**[Paige]**

I'm writing down all the pros and cons

**[Owen]**

We could have a wing all to ourselves

**[Both]**

Could be noisy when tourists are touring

If that's the case life would ever be boring

**[Paige]**

The grandest view of the turtleheads

**[Owen]**

Can you believe these gorgeous built in shelves?

**[Birdie]**

Suddenly I feel it on the breeze, goose pimples on my arms

I can sense a family moving near destiny's calling

**[All]**

Oh, this could be potentially great

**[Paige and Owen]**

We'll show the house we're worthy

**[Birdie]**

Oh, hurry up and make the move, when your stars align with mine it

**[All]**

Could be potentially great

**[Owen]**

Where's a place that i'd never imagined we'd live in?

**[Birdie]**

Central Park

**[Paige]**

Where's a house that can hold all the love we can give?

**[Birdie]**

Central Park

With a hint of a grin, see our story begin.

On the wings and the strings of a violin

Plus, where else can your son and daughter splash in dirty hot dog water?

There's no where else

**[All]**

This could be potentially great

**[Paige and Owen]**

What if we had a fire pit?

**[Birdie]**

A fire pit! Heck yeah to a hope chest and yes, I agree that the washer should be somewhere else

**[All]**

This could be potentially great

I think I've got my hopes up

**[Birdie]**

The hopes of

**[Paige and Owen]**

Living any life right here with you

**[Birdie]**

I'll be there too

**[Paige and Owen]**

Right here with you

**[Birdie]**

Just out of view

**[Paige and Owen]**

Right here with you is more than potentially great

**[Birdie]**

Central Park
One Foot in the Door

## Songs

### Next

Ten Out of Ten

**"One Foot in the Door"** is a song from Paige's Next Chapter

## Lyrics

**[Paige, spoken]**

We're never gonna make it. Maybe it's for the best

**[Abby]**

Don't ya know I look up to you

Gosh, I think you're great

Look at all of the things you do

Got a lot on your plate

You live inside a castle

Play mom and wife, no hassle

Chasin' down news and gettin' those headlines ran

I guess I'm kind of a fan

And now I'm here because of you

Inspired to try to walk in your shoes

You're always takin' chances

Living like there's nothin' to lose

'Cause you

You always had one foot in the door

Known what you're looking for

And I, I look to you to try to feel sure

I could go after more

**[Paige]**

You've got room to go after it

Me, I'm thinking twice

What if when I go after it

My family pays the price?

What if it's complicated

Being so obligated

If i'm successful I could be drowned in stress

This could end in a mess

**[Abby]**

It's only just a stepping-stone

You'll take it all one day at a time

And when you're at the top,

You'll see that you could handle the climb

'Cause you

You gotta get that foot in the door

**[Abby & Paige]**

All you've been working for (All I've been working for)

**[Abby]**

And who?

Who can predict what else is in store?

Get one foot in the door

**[Abby, spoken]**

Argh, there's too much traffic. Stop the bus!

**[Paige, spoken]**

That's not how buses work.

Also, we haven't moved in, like, five minutes

**[Abby, spoken]**

I know what we have to do

We're taking the subway!

**[Paige, spoken]**

Are you sure?

**[Abby, spoken]**

Do you mean, do I feel all-- [blows raspberries]?

Yes. But this is important. Come on!

Oh. You can go.

Oh. You can go.

Oh. Seems like you wanna go too

**[Paige, spoken]**

Abby, go.

**[Abby, spoken]**

Okay!

**[Paige, spoken]**

Now, wait

**[Abby, spoken]**

Why is everybody mad?

**[Paige]**

I wouldn't sit there, there's bedbugs on these

Tell that manspreader to put this between his knees

**[Man]**

Free quarter

**[Man 2]**

Where will you be when the doomsday cometh?

**[Paige]**

Move

Now, you

You've gotta get one foor in the door

What are you waiting for?

**[Both]**

And one

One little step will lead to one more

And at the end of the day

At least we both get to say

If we got a foot in the door

That means there's room for one more
Doin' It for Louie

## Songs

### Next

Higher and Higher

**"Doin' It for Louie"** is a song from A Hot Dog to Remember

## Lyrics

**[Owen]**

We're gonna open all the hot dogs

And stack 'em up just like Louie says

Ooh, we're gonna follow the instructions

That he left on his note

**[Cole]**

We're gonna fill up all the mustard

And fold the trays and the napkins

Ooh, we gotta make him proud

'Cause he's the hot dog GOAT

**[Owen & Cole]**

Pour 'em out, cool 'em down

Put the ice on

Now chop it up, slice it down

Gettin' our dice on

Doin' it for Louie,

Louie!

Get out on the street

And sell that meat for Louie

Doin' it for Louie

Like he'd do for you and me

Louie!

**[Owen]**

Relish the moment

But don't get sauer now

**[Cole]**

(Whispered)

Hot dogs, hot dogs

**[Owen & Cole]**

Ooh, we gotta ketchup

'Cause we're runnin' outta time

**[Cole]**

Open the buns but do it tenderly

**[Owen & Cole]**

Ooh, we're in a pickle

'Cause our buns are on the line

Turn it up, speed it up

Get our prep on

We're heatin' up, steamin' up

Gettin' the list done

Doin' it for Louie,

Louie!

Get out on the street

And sell that meat for Louie

Doin' it for Louie

Like he'd do for you and me

Louie!

Turnin' up the pressure

'Cause the onions need foilin'

Dartin' with the cart

But first the wheels need an oilin'

Losin' track of time

Would mean we'd lose it for Louie

We can't let ol' Louie lose

Doin' it for Louie,

Louie!

Put it on a bun

And get it done for Louie

Doin' it for Louie

Like he'd do for you and me

Louie!

## Lyrics

Doing it for Louie

Louie!

Put it in a bun

And get it done for Louie

Doing it for Louie

Like he did for you and me

(Hot dogs)

Louie

Louie, We're gonna open all the hot dogs

And stack 'em just like you say

We're gonna follow the instructions

That you left on this note

We're gonna make you proud

Turn it up

Speed it up, getting our prep on

We're heatin' up, steamin' up

Getting our list done

Doing it for Louie

Like he did for you and me

Louie!