The New Testament

***Before you read what is beneath, remember that our limited vocabulary, minds and ideas cannot express, nor comprehend, the true nature and history of The Messiah. We strive to find the truth, but our efforts are nowhere near enough to understand the true history behind the one almighty entity: The Messiah.***

### ***Tony is eternal”***

After the last conflicts between the embodiments of evil and Humankind, there was a period of 5000 years, during which people rebuilt everything which had been destroyed during the fights. They later developed powerful computers and AI, and the peace seemed to last for a long time.

One of the humans was known as David, and he was a smart nerdy person who inherited his intelligence from the famous Andrew Ward. He was only a lowly student that prayed to Tony and studied at some mere secondary school, but he would soon encounter an event which seemed impossible. After a teacher was able to know the full contents of an email he had not sent and just typed up a few minutes ago, he became obsessed with trying to find the solution.

He was completely bamboozled and eventually gave up to focus on playing hearts of iron 4 ? or some other games. However this would not be the first anomalous glitch to happen. After this, he saw several more glitchy things occur. Things would move backwards and forwards as if they were a .gif file, and he would regularly hear static instead of the noise he would have expected and see flashes across his vision in the distance. He also realised that the French seemed more irritated and annoying than they usually are since these bugs and glitches began to happen. They were also unnaturally successful and seemed to have much better lives than any other human, as though they were Gods who controlled all.

One night, when David was sweating profusely while doing whatever he does, he noticed another static sound and he turned to see that the wall in front of him was distorting and crackling. He got up, and then he saw the space in front of him turn green-black and began to disappear, like paper being burned by fire. He saw another world, and he saw himself looking back at himself, but then the space regenerated, and he was back in his manky place.

But this sight had enlightened him. As a reward for his prayers, Chukwudi had told him the cause of all these weird events. The space around him was no more than a digital simulation, a Matrix controlled by French people using AI and highly advanced computer systems. The sight he saw was the real world, and the digital world he lived in was just a refracted vision of the true world. But the French also knew about this, and they began to deploy more and more French people to convert everyone into French culture and rituals. This heinous practice caused David to be abused and hunted by the vile mobs of baguettes and croissants.

But Chukwudi would not let this continue, and he freed David from his digital prison and they began to build a resistance against the Frenchies. They were able to develop high technology due to their affiliation with Tony and also had a force of walruses which were used for underwater combat. They were armed with extremely powerful high calibre weapons, and with Chukwudi. He was their overseer and guardian, a task assigned to him by Tony.

His abilities would soon be challenged as a new enemy came into existence. This demonic FRENCH lord of Destruction was a being from the space between stacks. Its powers were nearly as adept as Tillen, and it was looking for a way out. Soon it was freed by a dimensional fluctuation caused by a time loop in another dimension. This being was able to travel between stacks and universes and warp reality to a certain extent. Its goal was to reach the top of the stacks, the Ethereal realm. However despite its extreme power, it suffered from mental issues stemming from travelling between too many stacks. It knew each stack below the top 2 were all fiction, yet seemed so real and were indistinguishable. This wreaked havoc on its mind and caused it to become schizophrenic and develop multiple personalities as well as becoming mentally unstable however it was still able to communicate with no issues.

The being would destroy any stack it found itself in, and was unable to be stopped by any force. Chukwudi was unaware of its existence, and Tony would not meddle in mortal affairs. But soon Chukwudi would receive hints of the existence of this mythical creature from dimensional instability coming from other stacks. One night, when Chuk was meditating, he received a vision. He saw the world burning and crumbling while a black shape destroyed everything. He heard the screams from dying people, horrific noises as people were burnt, crushed and killed in many other horrific ways. He snapped out, and realised a great threat was on the way along with the French invasion.

He began preparing heavy artillery fire and weapons. He increased training intensity to insanely high levels and began building up an army. But at this moment the demonic warlord also began to amass a huge army of brainwashed aliens from multiple worlds. But Chuk had time on his side, as the enemy had many thousands of stacks to travel through and destroy. Although many beings were slaughtered, this prevented a stack overflow error which would disrupt Existence. Each stack would take a few minutes to properly eradicate, so he had at least a few weeks to prepare.

Eventually the French people congregated, and began to invade. THE FRENCH WERE INVADING. Their demonic baguette warlord, known as Pierre, led the attack towards the rest of creation. The humans fired many strong missiles and nukes, which killed most of the FRENCH, but they returned fire and caused severe destruction and casualties, and ruined the nearby land. After many hours of killing and explosions, most of the French had been destroyed. But the humans were tiring and extremely exhausted, so they used a concoction of MDMA, Cocaine, Meth, Ecstasy, Sulphur and a lot of other drugs to enhance their combat prowess. They were able to kill many thousands of the French, but then Pierre came.

He easily erased the humans’ weapons along with many people, and began casting beams of fire and incinerated many. The fight seemed lost, but then Chukwudi came to combat this powerful abomination. Chukwudi first channeled energy to maintain the stability of reality, then fired multiple lasers towards Pierre while charging at him while wielding his sword.

Pierre summoned a spear and blocked Chuk’s attacks then hit his sword with the spear. Chuk was surprised by the strength of the retaliation, but he cast a cloak of invisibility then used lightning to smite Pierre. The demon was unharmed, and they began to fight for hours and hours, shaking the fabric of reality and causing ripples of damage and energy which even reached the Higher Realm.

After a while, Chukwudi used his ultimate ability, and began to drain the energy to conjure the strongest storm ever to exist. He drained energy from all his surroundings. People crumpled, animals died and black holes collapsed. He then channeled it all into one giant Giga-lightning. The demon was still unharmed.

After 42 hours, both combatants were exhausted, but still fighting. They had cleaved through mountains and destroyed planets, but eventually Chukwudi was hit by a moon from outer space. He was too unfit to keep on fighting, and was ferociously beaten by The Frenchman. He took a beating unlike any other he thought he could take, and was eventually attacked so viciously that his spirit ascended to the Ethereal Realm.

Chukwudi was out of the fight, and The Hellish Warlord went on to slaughter any remaining life on the Earth that was not French.

The remaining members of the Resistance barricaded themselves in a reinforced fortress which was heavily fortified and enchanted with spells to make it impenetrable. There were only 3 humans left and 1 walrus from the navy WALRUS team. Their weapon arsenal was tiny; consisting of a few guns and 1 ton the drug mixtures. The fortress held for a week, but then the force of the French began to cause the defences to crumble and shatter. The humans prepared themselves for their last stand. The walrus was absent as it was watching Squid Game on Netflix. The people injected the drugs into their body in an attempt to make them super soldiers, but just after they did so, the walls caved in, and the French came rampaging in. The resistance mowed down the initial onslaught with Machine guns and lawn mowers. They were able to hold off the French for 1 hour.

But during this hour, the remaining walrus accidentally snorted the ton of crack cocaine, LSD, MDMA, crystal meth and many other black market drugs. While normal walruses would die, this one mutated into a legendary beast, known as WalrusZilla. It was insanely powerful and double the size of a normal walrus, and it left the fortress to seek out Pierre, the French pestilence.

When Pierre saw WalrusZilla flippering towards him, he underestimated his foe, and thought it was some weakling. Pierre tried to erase it from reality, but his attempt did not even faze the Walrus. This immediately worried Pierre, who tried again and again, using multiple of his reality warping and psychic attacks to try to kill his foe. None of these worked, and the French demon tried all sorts of attacks to at least slow it down. They were all futile. They only managed to blast WalrusZilla to the opposite end of the Earth. But it could still see the Frenchman. The attacks managed to enrage WalrusZilla, who began to charge towards him at great speeds, covering the remaining distance in a few seconds. Pierre was taken off guard and saw Walruszilla charging towards him, and before he could react he was slammed with so much force his ribcagebroke and he was blasted into an alien planet near the edge of the expanding universe.

Pierre killed all the inhabitants and absorbed all of their life force into himself, strengthening him and healing him simultaneously. He went back to Earth, and put a huge amount of magical strength into one blast which he aimed directly between WalrusZilla’s eyes.

His attack rebounded off its impenetrable hide, and all he got in return was a huge flipper flying towards him. He blocked it, but his strongest barrier could not hold it back, and WalrusZilla used both its tusks and flippers to ram against the force field, and eventually it gave way. Pierre was hit with multiple strikes instantly which had the force of several trillion newtons.

Pierre’s bones broke, but his healing factor regenerated him in a few seconds. He saw another flipper come towards him, and he dodged, but the power of the strike launched a huge seismic wave which uprooted a huge amount of terrain which would later settle to form the Himalayan mountain range. The seismic waves shattered every single bone and structure in the Frenchie’s body and launched him into the air, after which WalrusZilla did a 360 noscope and smacked Pierre with its tail, and as he flew, he was hit by 2 flippers and 2 tusks, utterly mutilating him beyond repair and he landed at an insanely high speed, leaving only a bloody, mutilated, unrecognisable shredded corpse on the ground.

WalrusZilla then cast a powerful gravity storm which violently hauled the fragments of Pierre and the nearby land into one clump in the air, which was ferociously struck by WalrusZilla for 5 minutes. The storm calmed, and the French demon which had killed so many people was now reduced to a few bones which lay crumpled in a disfigured heap on the ground.

The Earth was still. But then WalrusZilla flippered over and looked down at the remnants of its foe. It jumped into the sky, and nearly reached the Ethereal realm, but it then plummeted down and absolutely annihilated the remnants of Pierre, eradicating the abomination for eternity. The power of WalrusZilla had reformed the land, creating mountain ranges, deep caves and caverns among many other natural formations.

The fight had also split apart the unified land, creating the continents. The deep seas were a result of the flipper strikes from WalrusZilla, and when it landed, it formed a crater so large it is now known as the Atlantic sea.

But WalrusZilla would not fight another battle again. The mighty titan shuddered, then fell with a deafening thud, and died. Its body crumbled into dust, and was blown away by the winds, ending the short lived era of one of the strongest beings to ever roam the Earth; WalrusZilla. The drugs had done what no demon could ever hope to achieve, and the Walrus was now gone and would never be seen again.

But from the rubble, Chukwudi rose again. He despairingly looked upon the shattered remains of the infrastructure that was painstakingly developed over thousands of years. He sighed, and a sense of failure at not being able to prevent this destruction. Nevertheless, he used his powers to reform the buildings, but the only life that inhabited it were plants and mould. He then revived some inanimate cadavers which were scattered throughout, and they eventually were able to regain their knowledge through zealous studying of ancient texts which were still intact despite the destructive events that had plagued the Earth.

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