Arvoitus

> You want to know something absolutely funny? I didn't asked to be born and yet here we are!
>
> -Arvoitus

**Arvoitus** is an entity that was born outside of reality, after obtaining consciousness, he had shown an major obsession with reality, learning every single component that made up reality and he had learned everything he needed to know, but he desired for, even more as he was quickly bored after learning all about reality, so to satisfy his hunger to learn more about other realities, he went to locations that were beyond reality or alternate realities, and he had discovered things that even he could not comprehend, these locations were █████, ███ ███████ ████, █████'█ ████████, ███ and █████-███ ████████. After an inexpressibly prolonged period, he had learned everything from the beyond and had grown a big ego, thus dubbing himself the smartest out of all & none. Now having a boundless intellect, he would go on to observe from the ████████ ██████, and sometimes observe the observers of reality, after discovering there were things that were beyond reality, he was immediately hooked and started to study these verses and dimensions.

## *"☟︎⚐︎🕈︎ ✋︎ 👍︎✌︎💣︎☜︎ ❄︎⚐︎ 👌︎☜︎📬︎"*

***"That is a story for another time, my dear friends." -Arvoitus***

## Profile

### Statistics

**Vessel Durability: 9-10**

**Vessel Stamina: 6**

**Soul Durability: 6**

**Soul Efficiency: 4**

**Authority: 10**

**Magic Repository: 7.7964161e+65Mn**

### Personality

Arvoitus was a complete enigma when he was initially born, with no knowledge why or what was going on. As he contemplated what was going on, his inquiries got increasingly numerous. "Who am I, how did I get here, what is this voice, what is a voice, and how does it exist?" And the questions kept coming; he couldn't grasp such seemingly easy concepts as: seeing, thinking, living, moving, feeling, perceiving, seeing, and the list goes on. He had no clue what was going on and had been trapped in space for millions of years? Was it a endless void? What exactly was his location? These questions will never be answered...

***"Alease not yet..."***

After finally getting such information and ultimately obtaining a personality through unknown means, he is easily defined as an arrogant, narcissistic child who feels he is superior than everything and everyone. His passion and affection for reality transformed him into a total jerk. He has sadistic and manipulative traits. He enjoys influencing people and committing atrocious deeds against others, having created numerous conflicts across realities and universes. He is the ultimate apex of knowledge when it comes to everything pertaining to the mind. He has a mind that no one can fathom, and he doesn't waste a breath delivering a mammoth volume of information out loud in one go. If it wasn't evident enough, he's a smartass.

Even possessing god-like capabilities, he does not believe that his abilities are superior to others, since he believes that it is his mind that makes him superior to others', not his powers. While Arvoitus is godlike, he has never sought power since he feels he is powerful enough to handle with bugs that trouble him. Even when he comes across individuals who are stronger than him, he just does not care since he sees no reason to raise a fuss just because something is stronger than him. Arvoitus considers anything or anybody who causes a commotion, whether it is conflict or slander, to be childish. If they create a fuss, you are, as he would say, extremely childish.

Arvoitus regards his opponents as simple toys in numerous types of combat, often playing with them rather than taking them seriously, as he always does in each fight he's been in. When the opponent isn't anything to be toyed with, Arvoitus becomes a little more serious. While still teasing them, he begins to gradually but slowly dominate his opponent while displaying no body language that indicates he is trying. Let's go serious now. When his opponent is able to land a hit, Arvoitus is ready to attempt, but he will put his opponent to the test. He'll see how much money they have on hand, such as 1%, 2%, 5%, 10%, and so on. While many have failed at 2%, a few others have surpassed it, none of whom shall be identified since they do not yet exist, but when someone exceeds 2%, you are now taken seriously by Arvoitus, but once he's serious, it's pretty much game over for you.

In terms of sexuality, Arvoitus is sapiosexual, which means he solely experiences sexual or romantic attraction based on intellect rather than sex or gender. It basically suggests he's interested in more sophisticated individuals. In regards of his beliefs and opinions on various sexualities, sexual preferences, gender identities and all things on that matter, Arvoitus is surprisingly very supportive. He doesn't dislike or despise those who have different preferences. Should anyone verbally or physical hurt someone of a different sexual orientation or preferences because they believe it is wrong is immediately put on his hit-list and will be promptly tortured until he is satisfied.

Arvoitus can get really irritated when he is regarded or labelled as a selfish jerk, as he couldn't bear it when some random douche labelled him selfish. He is, of course, but still. As a result, he has little to no interest in assisting others and is quickly irritated when someone talks disrespectfully of him, often resulting in him cussing them out or even killing them on the spot. He is incredibly petty, harbouring many small or medium grudges against individuals who are out-better him.

## Abilities

* Arvoitus
* Externus

**Absolute Immortality**

Arvoitus is absolutely immortal, which means he cannot die, age, become ill, or be permanently harmed, among other things. He is completely self-sufficient and, because his mind and soul are as eternal as his biological body, he is impervious to both mental and spiritual harm. Any damage Arvoitus sustains will heal instantaneously, even if his body is blown up, dissolved, or fully decimated to the subatomic level, and even if Arvoitus is entirely erased, he will still come back to life. Arvoitus' immortality has evolved to the point that he is completely impervious to any damage and can never die from natural causes. In any case, he is indestructible and is unaffected by any amount of temporal manipulation. Arvoitus has entirely transcended the concept of death, and now transcends both the concepts of life and death.

Ultimately, Arvoitus' existence and soul become entirely free and independent of even the concept of reality, liberating him from the topics of life, death, and manipulations. Arvoitus' existence is everlasting to the point where he would not only continue to exist even after the end of time and all of existence, but would also be utterly undisturbed and unmodified by it, thereby outliving time and everything else. Furthermore, this power cannot be removed, erased, destroyed, or altered in any way. Only really omnipotent beings have the potential to kill him and/or affect his immortality. In rare situations, Arvoitus' existence can override almighty rules (albeit this would only apply to the most powerful Supreme Beings), making his immortality absolutely flawless and absolute in every way.

**Conceptualpotence**

Conceptualpotence is the potence based on concepts which make Arvoitus potent overall & every concept, this potency was the creation of Arvoitus's mind after merging with Externus, in which Externus fusing with him, its mind essentially merged Arvoitus mind and turned the concepts they both know into powers rather the ability created would be useless or incredibly powerful, which are difficult to understand or to prove depending on the concept of which the ability is based off, since some are beyond logical and ordinary comprehension of the mortal mind, which makes the said abilities in return far more special and dominant in combat, to see these list of power, go here.

**False Reality**

One of his illusionary abilities, False Reality is the ability to manipulate one’s sense of reality allowing their sense/view of reality to be moulded and bent in any way shape or form by Arvoitus. While the said target is under the illusion, in the real sense of reality, the target is paralyzed and temporary unconsciousness, but this illusion comes with a drawback. If the target suffers severe, sharp or overwhelming feeling or sense of pain, the illusion will wear off due to their pain allowing them to break free of the illusion as this illusion is not very potent, however, Arvoitus can bypass this by manipulating the target's feeling of pain practically allowing him to keep the target under a permanent illusion as long as he desires.

**Supreme Mind**

Arvotis's mental attributes, capabilities and abilities are at the absolute peak, infinitely superior to that of all other beings in all universe, even those with the highest level of Supernatural or Almighty Mind. As he is the only one that possesses absolute mental capabilities, enabling him to accomplish feats that can’t be comprehended or replicated by practically all & none. Some examples include being able to memorize everything/anything they have come across and recall it with infallible accuracy, no matter how complicated or incomprehensible, learn and master anything and apply it instantly with terrifying proficiency, have an infinite brain capacity capable of comprehending everything/anything that they have laid their eyes on and be highly resistant or immune to powers that affect and mess with the mind of a being. Due to his intelligence/mind that operates on a **WHOLE** another level, his mind & intelligence even exist far beyond any eldritch minds, making him exist in a state beyond the conception of intelligence, logic, reason or thought, some could even say he possesses the almighty, supreme and omnipotent mind of God. A comparison between the two, eldritch beings & Arvoitus would be like describing the difference between a puddle of water and the ocean. This even means that alien minds would have a hard time dealing with or understanding Arvotis. This makes him completely immune to any/all forms of mental or psychic control/influence, including those that work on abominations.

**Conceptual Lordship**

Arvoitus has absolute control over all concepts and can manipulate their inner & outer principles and axioms as freely as he likes. He can create embodiments for any concept and can infuse concepts into pre-existing objects, beings, universes, dimensions, and places, changing and empowering them accordingly. Arvoitus is essentially an embodiment of all/any concept being affiliated with concepts as a whole, meaning his powers and existence are inextinguishable as long as a single concept remains, while some could erase all said concepts, that wouldn’t work as there will always be that one concept that you and not even he himself knows about.

**Tetralogy**

Arvoitus is able to freely use and manipulate the combined forces of science, magic, divinity and philosophy, giving him unlimited power over the four major concepts. This power encompasses the four aspects that define reality and are used by any being to understand the universe and god itself. Arvoitus can balance his powers and achieve masterful achievements in four areas. HE can adjust the power scale between four areas; For example, Arvoitus can use almighty magic one time and almighty ascension another time. When to use which power is an option up to him. This can also allow him to use these powers, which are divided into four branches, in combination.

**The Mandela Effect**

The Mandela Effect refers to a situation in which a mass of people believes that an event occurred when it did not. By using the side effect of The Mandela Effect, Arvoitus can fool his said belabor into believing that, they are going to hit him but that event never occurred, all thanks to The Mandela Effect, this gives Arvoitus the ability to make his belabor’s into believing an event that never occurred in which gives Arvoitus the upper hand in all of his hand-to-hand combat fights.

**Infinitum**

Arvoitus possesses the condition that will increase his overall body over time with no limit and will continuously increase his condition, forever. This makes his potential for things such as strength, speed, stamina, etc, limitless and immeasurable, allowing him to perform any feat with his condition in due time/eventually. This is also not exclusive to his body but his own powers as well.

**Eldritch Gift**

After having been merged with Externus, who he had theorised that Externus was the first-ever eldritch being to come into existence, he had gain interdimensional, near-boundless power that he now transcends realities, dimensions, realms, the universe, multiverse, omniverse and etc laws, he is now far beyond any & none so much so that he had learned **ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING**, want more insight into his gifted eldritch powers, look here.

**The Abnormal Soul**

The Abnormal Soul is the physical manifestation of Arvoitus's soul where not only his personality and abilities but also resides Externus & its abilities as they share the same soul, as both of their abilities & personalities are anchored & bound to his soul, making their powers completely distinct and unable to be copied or replicated. Arvoitus's soul appears as a large heart with a purple glow with a dark blue outline, in the middle of the heart, there is a slightly smaller upside-down golden-coloured heart with an X mark in the middle of the golden heart, which represents Externus's soul, while anyone could simply rip, stab, erase their soul to kill them, they have taken extreme precautions as their soul is not in their body, they have hidden their soul by breaking their soul into an inexpressible amount of shards which they sealed them & hidden them away in vast realities from any said being, even doe their soul is shattered into many pieces, their powers & abilities still remain. The locations of where they hid them is unknown but I am sure they are a lot of places they have hidden them too, after all, even when said locations are discovered, impenetrable energy & matter block any & none from getting into the building which one of his soul shards resides.

**Unity**

Within Externus's omniverse, Arvoitus is one with the totality aka Externus itself, he is absolutely and literally everything all at once in a single being. While either he has always existed this way or he willingly merged to become completely unified with all things in its entirety. As a result, he is made up of absolutely everything without exception giving them a body one with all things as well as encompassing all things beyond. His form is exactly like Externus within its omniverse is anatomically made of the totality of everything and therefore transcends absolutely anything and everything, boundlessly and infinitely invincible and undefeatable in absolutely every aspect, possesses a condition/state/quality of being free from all possible forms of flaws or defects, possess absolute unlimited power well beyond everyone else in the setting and authority over everything that happens within himself, Be everywhere at once as the whole setting is Arvoitus as well as know everything that goes on in the setting for the same reason.

**Primordial Force Manipulation**

Arvoitus can control, alter, create, shape and manipulate anything and everything created by the primordial force, the unique source or origin of every universal concept; in other words, the primordial force that had generated everything, giving him the true position of a Supreme Being. Allow me to explain what a Primordial Force is. Primordial Force is the primordial energy that originated everything - reality, time, space, life, death, matter, energy, and every possible and impossible concept existing and non-existing in the omniverse, from a single particular to the infinite omniverse. This force/energy is the link that connects and keeps the omniverse and its concepts working as they should; since this force is the primordial source of everything and the one that connects all, everything has its energy, giving Arvoitus control of everything and every alien concept.

**Externus** is an eldritch being that inhabits the great beyond, and leeches off the great beyond's energy due to its limitless energy, while Externus's origins are unknown, it has been theorised by Arvoitus that it had been inhabiting the great beyond right after reality was first created, while it was a possibility, it was mere speculation so Arvoitus had spent decades trying to figure out the mystery of its existence but came empty-handed which caused an abundant amount of stress for him so he decided to try again once he had become more knowledgeable & intelligent. Since then, Externus's power had grown even more after Arvoitus had left the great beyond, it decided to feast on a greater power source but it had no way of moving as it couldn't move, so it telepathly spoke to Arvoitus and proposed a deal, it would inhabit his body and the energy that Arvoitus would absorb would also be absorbed by it, but in return, it would grant him special abilities. After some consideration, Arvoitus accepted and both Externus & Arvoitus became one, and ever since the two had been spending time travelling to new realities and realms and learning about it & absorbing/tasting its energy source. Externus's personality cannot be comprehended by not even omnipotent & metapotent beings, the only way to comprehend its mind is by having Externus itself merge with you, only then can you comprehend it's mind. Externus's mind is described by Arvoitus as a 31-year-old man who has a **TON** of wisdom, often giving him quotes of wisdom in any hardships he may find himself in to help & encourage Arvoitus to overcome the said hardships, despite his otherworldly alien-like appearance, Externus has a heart of gold while noted by others as an energy-starved monstrosity, he's a very kind person often causing miracles to happen to a world which he devoured its energy as a form of exchange, despite his very kind nature, from time to time he often hates himself for his thirst to devour energy as it was not his own free will and back in his past, he had devoured too much energy from worlds that he caused the worlds to destabilised and essentially erased them, he has shown major guilt for what he's done, even Arvoitus himself, can sometimes hear faint sounds of sobbing.

**Monotheistic Deity**

Externus can transform or become a monotheistic deity, one supreme transcendent being that created and rules over absolutely everything. They have complete, absolute power and unquestionable authority over all things in creation and beyond, they are literally God, the strongest and most powerful being in all of existence. As an archetype, the Supreme Being represents the ultimate in power and dominance in the universe shown in most cases as a compassionate and benevolent being/entity/spirit who is all-powerful, all-knowing, and everywhere, also often the creator of the universe/s and everything in it/them since the Supreme Being in question is believed by followers to be the driving force behind all of existence. In some cases, the Supreme Being also comes in many forms over many different cultures and realities, with his most common form as that of a wise elder humanoid male. However, this is not always the case, with the Supreme Being appearing as a female humanoid type, a Goddess if you will, or a type of animal, or even formless since it is an all-powerful being it can be whatever it wants anywhere it wants.

**Omniverse Physiology**

Externus is the omniverse itself of has a body made up of all multiverses, dimensions, realities, planes of existence, etc. This makes Externus's body omniversal in scale and potential, with internal functionality both complex and completely unlike ordinary life. Within its form is automatically made of omniversal substance, in which case it contains all worlds and is somewhat vulnerable to attacks. Externus possesses power and authority over everything that happens within itself, from the matter and energy to the laws of physics, to logic and concepts, and every world, allowing it to take on any form desired. It can also micromanage each and every life form and type of life, etc. The lifeforms that inhabit them are often an extension of Externus's being, often acting as its immune system.

**Ultipotence**

Ultipotence is solely centred on Omnipotence as the ability to "possess truly unlimited power and potential". Externus possesses raw, pure power infinitely exceeding everyone and everything else in its setting allowing it to potentially achieve anything and everything without any limitations depending on how much knowledge and control it has over its power. Users, therefore, have limitless means at their disposal but must have a clear enough idea of what they want to achieve and how they will do it. This double condition may notably prevent the power from going awry and backfiring on the user.

Effective use of Ultipotence requires both knowledge and imagination: knowledge to offer templates for applications, and imagination to shape new possibilities.

While users are not really all-knowing, the user could acquire tremendous amounts of knowledge as they need, gradually expanding their options and refining their mastery through practice and experience, Furthering their control and precision over their endless power and access to new abilities more powerful than before, opening new worlds of possibilities.

**Cosmic Otherness**

Externus possesses an essence that is absolute in its otherness and entirely exclusive to its nature alone. It is able to distinguish itself from absolutely everything, everywhere, everywhen, and everyhow, without any exception. What this ability is saying, is that Externus cannot be duplicated.

**Absolute Absorption**

Externus can absorb any/all concepts, powers, universal definitions, laws, boundaries, and even totality itself etc., while removing it from the source, into its body and utilising it in some way. Externus's body is capable of containing an infinite amount of energy, it can absorb as much as it wants. This can allow Externus to taste the energy and share some energy for Arvoitus, due to this, it has survived long amounts of millennials without food or output energy for years.

**Indeterminacy**

Externus is beyond all scaling and definition, which can extend to various attributes of their being, such as power, speed, strength, stamina, intelligence, etc.

There are two main types: Logical Indeterminacy and Irrational Indeterminacy.

* **Rational Indeterminacy:** It is beyond all scale and limits except for those that would defy logic. For example, no user with this rendition of the power could achieve something irrational as "greater than Omnipotence" or "smarter than Omniscience" as there is no more space left for advancement beyond that. In which case, their power could be relatively gauged as less than or equal to totality.
* **Irrational Indeterminacy:** The same as above, except without the logic barrier. The users of this power are so far beyond completely everything that the mere argument of their power is invalid. The power may also extend to every other trait of their being. The user's existence would break logic, as they are beyond every concept that could anchor them, even infinity and whatever is beyond that as well.

**Absolute Access**

Externus can gain access or entry to any location, place or time. It can easily gain access to places that are spatiolocked, temporal locked, spatial-temporal locked, isolated, closed, and even omnilocked locations. It doesn't matter where or what the location or target is, it can always access them, this is how Arvoitus gets around.

**Science-Magic Ascendancy**

Externus possesses abilities beyond the laws of science and/or magic, resulting in Externus being of unfathomable power and capable of incredible feats; Externus can manipulate and understand a level of science/knowledge that only an omnipotent being would possess. Practically allows Externus to achieve limitlessly and beyond the impossible results due to being so advanced and complex that it cannot be measured or equalled, let alone understood. These powers are inexplicable to either side and seemingly accomplish completely illogical/irrational actions/effects to both. The potential effects are innumerable in possibilities, as it can accomplish apparently everything imaginable with very little exposition as to how it is done. The scope of this power can range from slight nudges to brutal disruptions in scale.

**Indomitable Humility**

Externus possesses indomitably strong humility; a noble and virtuous emotion that brings out the one's modesty and sense of selflessness, Externus sheer humbleness always sees a low view of one's own importance and unwillingness to put itself forward because Externus always think of others first, always putting narcissism and hubris to shame because Externus never put it's self-regard first and always think of the well being of others always.
## Relationships

**Externus:** His relationship with Externus has definitely grown and improved exponentially from when they first merged together, during when the first week of being merged together, Arvoitus & Externus were arguing non-stop over what to do and when to go, Arvoitus often hurled insults at Externus while Externus spoke logic & facts resulting in both of side coming to a stand-still, but as the days go on, they became more friendly with one another, Arvoitus just felt somewhat peaceful knowing that Externus which didn't go unnoticed by him, as the cat was out of the bag, the two became very close friends and having finally agreeing with one another, and often having conversations with each other, the best way to describe his and Externus’s relationship is that they are like father and son.

**Feminizumu no Megami:** During their first time meeting each other, Megami extremely despised him and tried to kill him but never succeeded often getting mocked and ridiculed by Arvoitus. As their relationship grows, Arvoitus had become a somewhat motivation for her to get stronger in order to defeat him but still never succeeded in doing so, which only led to her finally giving up after her 387564684976967511787716574798757467165718797 attempt, after which she'd become a somewhat little sister to Arvoitus, while she still despised him, she would often hope for his safety due to him travelling all of the time. After all, Arvoitus understood why she was a feminist and still accepted her for it, she was doing it for a good reason thus he didn't hate her for it. After some time had passed and Arvoitus would become the brother figure of Megami.

**Io:** *"I'm not inclined to tell you." -Arvoitus*

## Funny Quotes From Arvoitus, and more!

* **Externus:** Why are you doing this?
* **Arvoitus:** Same reason I do everything, Externus. To get somebody to like me.

**(Hello, I am a separator.)**

* **Arvoitus:** I found a note in one of my old word .docs that said Note to self: Get revenge on Externus.
* **Arvoitus:** Except I couldn't remember what I was supposed to get revenge for.
* **Arvoitus:** But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it.
* **Externus:** Hmm... I don't know what you were supposed to get revenge for, either.
* **Arvoitus:** I can only assume you got what was coming to you. Not 100 percent sure, though.
* **Externus:** Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it.
* **Arvoitus:** Let that possibly be a lesson to you.

**(Hello, I am a separator.)**

* **Megami:** I’m afraid of clowns. There, I said it.
* **Externus:** Megami, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Arvoitus?

**(Hello, I am a separator.)**

* **Arvoitus:** Any idiot would know that.
* **Megami:** I knew that!
* **Arvoitus:** See?

**(Hello, I am a separator.)**

* **Io:** Ducks are better than rabbits.
* **Externus:** What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.
* **Drystan:** Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.
* **Externus:** We’re not talking about flavour, Drystan!
* **Drystan:** Flavour counts!
* **Externus:** Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone?
* **Arvoitus:** You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier?
* **Externus:** Okay, but-
* **Arvoitus:** NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER?
* **Drystan:** Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!
* **Externus:** BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, DRYSTAN!
* **Drystan:** ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, EXTERNUS!
* **Io:** I- Jesus-

**(Hello, I am a separator.)**

* **Externus:** What's the worst thing you guys have done?
* **Drystan:** Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade.
* **Megami:** I kicked Arvoitus in the shin-
* **Arvoitus:** -So I kicked Megami between the legs.
* **Io:** I burned a town down.
* **Externus:** What?!
* **Arvoitus:** What the hell is wrong with you?!?
* **Io:** A lot of things.
* **Megami:** *No sh\*t.*

**(Hello, I am a separator.)**

* **Arvoitus:** What? I'm not aggressive!
* **Megami:** Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?
* **Arvoitus:** Survival of the fittest, b\*tch.

**(Hello, I am a separator.)**

* **Drystan:** Hey, let’s mess with Arvoitus, guys!
* **Megami:** Hey, Arvoitus, your momma so fat-
* **Arvoitus:** My mom committed multiple war crimes and is now locked in solitary confinement in a Bolivian prison.
* **Io:** Well, uh- your dad-
* **Arvoitus:** My father left when I was two to be captured and consequentially sacrificed by a group of feral ferrets.
* **Megami:** The f\*ck-
* **Externus:** Well then...
* **Drystan:** Stop, Externus!
* **Externus:** Your grandparents so-
* **Arvoitus:** My grandmother floated into the sky like a balloon with too much helium when my grandfather spontaneously combusted.
* **Arvoitus:** You cannot best me, mortals.

**(Hello, I am a separator.)**

* **Externus:** \*visiting the squad\* Hello, I just came to-
* **Externus:** \*sees Megami shoving Io into the washing machine while Drystan records and Arvoitus watches\*
* **Externus:** \*retreating\* Something suddenly came up.

**(Hello, I am a separator.)**

* **Drystan:** What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?
* **Arvoitus:** IT.
* **Externus:** Annabelle.
* **Megami:** Paranormal Activity.
* **Io:** High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

**(Hello, I am a separator.)**

* **Megami:** But what about Io?
* **Externus:** Don't worry about them.
* **Externus:** I once watched them fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating their hotdog like nothing happened.

**(Hello, I am a separator.)**

* **Megami, grinning:** Before you were what?
* **Arvoitus:** Before I was-
* **Megami:** What?
* **Arvoitus:** Before I was inter-
* **Megami:** Before you were interrupted?
* **Arvoitus:** Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll-
* **Megami:** What?
* **Arvoitus:** \*makes frustrated sound\*
* **Drystan, nervously:** Stop that. Before they hurt you.