The two musketeers

## Description

pablo and tyrone are the two musketeers and with the help of a mysterious musketeer/the empress (tasha), they must escape the empresses guards (uniqua and austin)

## Song lyrics

Its Great To Be A Musketeer (1st)

"Bonjour" means good day And by that, we mean "Hey!"

We're French and we've got attitudes

We are musketeers two, one is me, two is you

We're a debonair couple of dudes,

we're adventurous guys With manners "so nice"

Both: We're both genteel and sincere

and we think that you'll see And you'll have to agree

that we've both got the perfect career

It's great to be a musketeer!

Oh la la! Oui, oui, oui!

It's great to be a musketeer!

That's me for you and you for me!

The only thing bad is I wish that we had

a balloon like that mean Empress does

I know that you're bummed, but chin up, my dear chum

Life is no fair and that is because…

It's great to be a musketeer!

Oh la la! Oui, oui, oui!

It's great to be a musketeer!

That's me for you and you for me!

I Want To Be Number Three

All my life, how I've yearned for adventure

To do something that's meaningful too

Sick of spending my time in the palace

All alone and with nothing to do

How I wish I were part of a trio

To be third is my dreamiest dream

I would do anything that you ask me

To be part of the Musketeer team

Number three, number three

It's the number for me, it's the number to be

Number three, number three

It's the third slot for me, I wanna be number three

Do you think maybe you could include me?

Can't you see all the hope in my eyes

I'm begging you please, don't exclude me

I want so to be one of you guys

Number three, number three

It's the number for me, I'm sure that you''ll agree

Number three, number three

We'd be you, you and me, I want to be number three

We can tell that you really do mean what you sing

But a third Musketeer just isn't our thing

Number three, number three

You must let me be, we're sorry but it cannot be

Number three, number three

I'm your third don't you see, I wanna be...

But you cannot be!

I want to be number three!

But you cannot be!

I want to be number three!

But you cannot be!

I want to be number three!

But you cannot be!

I want to be number three!

We Don't Care For The Empress

Have you heard about that lady, that fancy, pantsy lady

who thinks she's so much better than us all

She's selfish and she's mean, like you'd expect from a queen

And though her ego is fat, her heart is small

I hear she's got an ugly head

And there are bedbugs in her bed

And she's got pimples on her nose

And yucky stuff between her toes

I bet she doesn't wash her hair

And doesn't change her underwear

And that's the reason we don't care!

We don't care, we don't care,

we don't care for the Empress!

But you've never even met her and I'll bet it would upset her

To hear those awful things you have to say

What if she's only lonely and wishes she could only

have friends that she could play with everyday?

I hear she doesn't like cartoons

I bet she's lousy with balloons

Her manners must be really bad

If she could hear, she would be so sad!

And that's okay 'cause we don't care!

We don't care, we don't care,

we don't care for the Empress!

You know what really gets me? What bothers and upsets me?

I'm so sick with envy I think that I might cry

It's that wonderful balloon, her magnificent balloon

How I wish that we could fly up to the sky!

That's why we don't care, we don't care,

we don't care for the Empress!

In the Name Of The Empress

We're guards of her lady, the Empress,

the powerful Empress of France

We love our careers locking up musketeers,

all in the name of the Empress!

We both do our jobs with precision

and blind dedication to rules

What we like to say best is "You're under arrest!",

all in the name of the Empress!

In the name of the Empress, the Empress, the Empress!

What else can be left to discuss?

In the name of the Empress, the Empress, the Empress!

It gives life some purpose and meaning for us

We say "Arret!", that means "Halt!", we say "Halt!", that means "Stop!"

We say "Stop!" and we know that that's clear,

you can run No, we can't You can hide What, in here?

But we'll get you, my dear musketeers

In the name of the Empress, the Empress, the Empress!

It's like being police for a queen

In the name of the Empress, the Empress, the Empress!

It gives you a reason for just being mean!

All in the name of the Empress!

All in the name of the Empress!

All in the name of the Empress!

Its Great To Be A Musketeer (2nd)

The lady helped us escape, without even a scrape,

and not a moment too soon

And now as you can see, we are musketeers three

in a magnificent hot-air balloon!

It's great to be a musketeer!

Oh la la! Ba, ba, ba!

It's great to be a musketeer!

All for one and one for all!