The Birthday

## Plot

Joy wants to prepare a special birthday party for Arion.

## Characters

* Joy
* Arion
* Rosie
* Elijah
* Cookie
* Kameron
* Channon
* Light
* Rodrick
* Luis
* Jaime
* Arianna
* Damon
* Devon
* Pam
* Alice
* Mindy
* Brock
* Buster
* Bomber
* Jace

## Script

*[The episode starts by showing the Colors Castle, while Rodrick is walking his dog]*

**Joy**: *[Off-screen]* EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PERFECT!

*[Rodrick to get distracted by the scream and hits a pole]*

*[Scene changes to the kitchen where Rosie is frantically trying to unclog the sink, Cookie is rapidly mixing cookie dough in a bowl and Kameron is doing the laundry in the background. Joy walks up to Rosie]*

**Joy**: I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M SEEING! IT'S STILL CLOGGED!

**Rosie**: I'm trying!

**Joy**: EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PERFECT!

**Rosie**: I know, I know!

*[Rosie frantically attempts to unclog the sink, and finally does so, causing the sink goop to splat on her face]*

**Joy**: NOW, PAINT THE CASTLE! *[Throws a can of paint at Rosie]*

*[Rosie sighs]*

**Joy**: COOKIE, WHERE ARE THE COOKIES?! ELIJAH, WHERE IS THE CAKE?!

**Cookie**: THEY'RE NOT COOKED YET!

**Joy**: WELL, COOK THEM FASTER! [Joy turns the temperature dial on the oven up all the way, causing fire to come out and burn them]

**Cookie**: AAH!

**Joy**: CHANNON! [Channon appears to be messily eating some cookie dough] YOU HAVE COOKIE DOUGH ALL OVER YOURSELF! GO TAKE A SHOWER!

**Channon**: Again? I’m almost out of soup…[Joy bites his lip and points to the bathroom, Channon sighs; scene changes to the living room where Light is busy tidying up the house using the vacuum cleaner]

**Joy**: LIGHT, WHY IS THE GARBAGE STILL HERE?! DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF?!

*[Joy throws the garbage bags and Light outside]*

**Rosie**: *[On the roof painting the castle]* Arion's coming!

*[Joy screams, then exhales into her hand to smell her breath, makes a disgusted face, and runs to the bathroom]*

**Joy**: *[Off-screen]* GET THE HECK OUT, YOU RED MENACE!

*[Channon gets thrown downstairs, wearing nothing except shower curtains]*

**Joy**: *[Off-screen]* AND *WHY* IS THERE *A LIMO* IN THE **BAAATH?!**

**Channon**: You told me to wash every part of the limo.

*[Joy throws the limo at Channon crashing through the front door. In the bathroom, Joy strains to get the toothpaste out]*

**Joy**: COME ON! COME ON! COME ON! *[The tooth paste gets splatted on her face. She screams in agony. Cut to Arion coming back from walking Sugar]*

**Arion**: *[Jumping like crazy while Sugar walks normal]* Well, Sugar, this is gonna be the best birthday ever! I can just feel it! I wonder what Joy has planned! *[Stops in front of the Castle]* What the-

**Rosie**: Oh, h-hi, Arion! *[Slips off the roof and falls into the garbage cans]*

**Light**: *[Climbs out of the garbage bags]* Ow…huh? Oh, happy birthday, Arion! *[Arion looks worried at Elijah and Cookie]*

**Elijah**: Hello, we baked you a cake! *[The cake is burned and is bubbling]*

**Cookie**: It’s…strawberry? *[The cake explodes. Joy rushes outside pushing Elijah and Cookie over]*

**Joy**: *[Face is still covered in tooth paste]* HAPPY BIRTHDAY…Arion…?! *[Arion is extremely worried]*

**Arion**: I’ve only been gone for 10 minutes! What happened?!

**Joy**: Things didn’t go well…

**Arion**: *[Looks at Sugar]* You know what, i saw a dog park earlier. I’ll take Sugar there and come back later…*[walks away and looks at Sugar]* Yeah, those kids are gonna blow up the castle…*[Cut to Joy looking extremely angry at the others]*

**Rosie**: Sis, calm down. We can make things work…

**Elijah**: Yeah, girl, chill!

**Joy**: Don’t tell me to chill! *[Slaps Elijah]*

**Elijah**: OW! *[Cookie gets in front of Elijah]*

**Cookie**: Look, we’ll just go out and buy the cake! Channon and Kameron will get the presents. And *[Boops Joy’s nose by accident]* You can get the party favors!

**Joy**: You better not screw this up! ALL OF YOU BETTER NOT SCREW THIS UP!!! *[The Kids all scramble in different places except for Rosie]* You’re coming with me, Rosie!

**Light**: What about me?! *[Joy tosses Light a broom and a dust pan]* What?!

**Joy**: *[of screen]* Clean up the castle! *[Light groans]*

*[Cut to an old cake store. Cookie and Elijah run in. Jaime (boy) is at the cake section, but there’s a long line.]*

**Cookie**: Finally! *[Bumps into a random kid]* Ow!

**Luis**: Hey! Watch it, buddy! I don’t care how much you fat idiots want your cake! You’re gonna have to wait in line like the rest of us!

**Elijah**: *[helps Cookie up]* Aw, man! We’ll be here all day!

**Cookie**: Elijah! We don’t have time for this! *[Cookie grabs Elijah and runs out of the shop. She runs to an older cake restaurant with it in poor condition]* Alright, no line! *[Runs up to a servant]* Hey, can I have a birthday cake???

**Arianna**: *[Sucking on a lolipop]* Here! *[Gives them a cake that reads “Sorry about the HIV”]*

**Cookie**: Huh? “Sorry about the HIV”.

**Elijah**: Can you change it to say “Happy Birthday, Arion”

**Arianna**: *[Scoffs]* Listen, Lady! I don’t have all day! Do you want it or what?! *[Cut to Elijah and Cookie walking out of the old shop]*

**Elijah**: It’s not even strawberry… *[Cut to Channon and Kameron running into a party store]*

**Kameron**: All we need is presents!

**Channon**: Shouldn’t be that hard! And we can get party games too. *[They run in different directions and find a video game sections with cases with different video game mascots on them except for Mario]*

**Kameron**: Let’s see…Sonic, Crash Bandicoot. Spyro The Dragon, Kirby, PAC Man, Mega Man, Metroid, Star Fox, and…Rayman Rabbids? That’s a weird pick…where’s the Mario games? *[Sees Damon tripping over a pile of bouncy balls. He has a case that reads “Mario Golf for Switch”]* OH, HECK NO!!!

**Damon**: Huh? *[Throws bouncy balls at Kameron and makes him slip]* Ha! Loser! *[Kameron zaps him with thunder and sends him to a wall]* No…fair…*[Zaps]*

**Kameron**: *[walks up and takes the game, but sees a bunch of other kids around him]*

**Damon**: *[Gets up]* He’s got the last copy...

**Devon**: I needs its juicy condiments *[Mouth waters]*

**Pam**: *[Hops on Kameron’s head]* GIVE IT TO ME!!! *[Kameron throws her into Mindy]* OW! GET HIM!!! *[Kameron runs past Channon, who was carrying a bunch of toy trains]*

**Channon**: Kameron?

**Kameron**: RUN, CHANNON, RUN!!!

**Channon**: *[Gasps and throws the toys outside and closes the doors. Channon blocks the exit]* If you want him, you’ll have to go through me…*[Cut to Kameron walking away with the toys and the game in a bag. Behind him a giant gas mushroom shaped explosion is seen. Kameron frowns and tears up. Cut to Channon walking out of the shop]* Ah, that’s better. *[Cut to Rosie carrying a bunch of party favors that are blue and red]*

**Joy**: All we gotta do is make it back to the castle and set everything up. That should be easy.

**Rosie**: *[Struggling to balance]* Hopefully. WOAH! *[Almost falls]*

**Joy**: You know what, if we’re able to do our part, everyone else should be able to do there’s…*[Joy and Rosie makes it back to the castle]* Let’s just get everything set up and try not to get distracted- *[Opens the door but gets hit with plenty of garbage bags and Light falls out]*

**Joy**: *[Trying not to get too angry and sighs]* Light…what is this…

**Light**: The garbage!

**Joy**: Why isn’t it at the dump?

**Light**: The Dump was closed! *[Joy groans and frowns into her hands]* I tried to shove it in the basement but the elevator wasn’t working and I couldn’t shove it anywhere else…

**Joy**: Just move the trash bags and we can- *[The Colors Castle is overfilled with trash bags and it explodes. Kameron runs into the yard with the presents. Elijah and Cookie also get back with the cake.]*

**Kameron**: WHAT THE?!

**Cookie**: Oh no…

**Kameron**: This is bad! Arion will be back any minute!

**Joy**: YEAH, THIS BIRTHDAY AIN’T GOING DOWN ON MY WATCH!!! *[Blows a giant bouncey castle of the Colors Castle. When she is finished, her face is purple and is heavily exhausted. They climb in and set up everything]* Huh, I can see this working out a lot better…

**Kameron**: Joy, did you tie this to the ground?

**Rosie**: Yeah, we wouldn’t want this to- *[The Bouncy Castle flies off the ground and into the air]* fly away…

**Elijah**: Well, that’s just great! Now what do we do?!

**Rosie**: Scream for help?

**Kameron**: No! I ain’t no wimp!

**Cookie**: Has anyone seen Channon? *[Upon hearing this, Kameron busts out crying. Cut to a dog park. Sugar is playing with Harper, Muffin, Butter, and a bunch of other dogs]*

**Arion**: You know what, I’ve been here for like 2 hours. I’m going back home- *[Eyes widen and sees a giant floating bouncy castle]* WHAT IN TARNATION?!? *[Follows it and it stops at an amusement park. Channon catches up with the toddlers far behind.]*

**Channon**: *[Panting, butt is smoking]* Arion! Castle! Toddlers! Presents! *[passes out and the toddlers stop by Arion distracted by the amusement park]*

**Arion**: *[Follows the castle]* Hey! Stop! Castle! Get down here! *[Micheal, Alfred, and Robert walk out of the bathroom laughing and eating ice cream]* Oh! *[Takes Micheal’s cone]* I need to borrow this! *[Throws it, but misses]* Aw, dang it. I missed!

**Micheal**: Hey, that was mine!

**Robert**: Big Bro! Why did- WHAT THE- *[Looks at Arion*] Wait! Can’t we fly?!

**Arion**: Oh, right! We can! And I also have super strength! *[Grabs Micheal, Robert, and Alfred and throws them on the castle. They slide off. Pam, Devon, Damon, Alice, Mindy, Brock, Buster, Bomber, and Jace also hit the castle and they all slide off]*

**Robert**: I LOVE TODAY!!! *[Slides off]*

**Arion**: *[Facepalms and reaches into his hat and pulls out a giant sling shot]* Nope! *[Pulls out a giant canon]* YES!!! *[Gets into it and fires at it]*

**Kameron**: *[Watches with the others as Arion rockets to them]* Pointy-headed projectile on the port side! *[Arion, who transformed into a missile, marks a hole through the bouncy castle causing it to fly around, leaving a fire trail behind it.]*

**Robert**: *[Sitting on the ground]* Good job, big bro! You got them! Eh? *[Sees the castle rocket downward]* NO!!!

**Micheal**: STOP!!!

**Channon**: ABANDON SHIP!!! ABANDON SHIP!!! *[Channon runs for his life while The Toddlers run around in circles. It crashes and blows up the entire amusement park in the process. Cut to a now destroyed amusement park with everyone knocked out and dizzy except for Arion and Joy. Arion is hugging his present]*

**Arion**: Aw, Joy! *[Joy is smiling slightly injured]* You didn’t have to get me anything! *[Joy gives an annoyed look and the episode ends]*