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Crazy Legs

## Strategy

There is no clear strategy, although the easiest and most effortless is to use caltrops. Simply remain near the start sign and drop enough caltrops to force Eric over them.
You may also chase him using the map if you want to make it more difficult for yourself. The quest star will
move on the map as he runs. Eventually he will run directly at you. When this happens stand still
and wait for him to get close enough to punch him. Don't run towards him. Don't use a weapon
as it isn't necessary.
Using either method, caltrops or chase, he will recognize you and say that he can't believe how you've changed.
As a prize he will give you the Phlash recipe.

## Details

**October 19, 1964 at 4:30PM**

My God, it's Eric Lidell. I'm never going to chase him down. He won every track meet
he ever went to. You could equip a pub with all the brass cups he won.

Still, I don't remember him being able to run forever. Where does he get his stamina?
Doesn't seem natural that anyone could go that fast that long.

I should have a chat with him. I hope I don't have to get physical with him.

## Bugs

The quest will be triggered again if you walk underneath the Start sign.

## Gallery

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Mine Mine All Mine

## Strategy

Walk in the front door. One by one, sneak up on the guards and strangle them. The supply caches are locked chests.

There are several holes in the fence that are guarded by mines. An 'unconscious' guard makes for a great way to detonate them.

Underneath one of the houses is a villager hanging from a noose, I like to take him down.

## Objectives

* Enter the Minefield
* Loot All 3 Supply Caches

## Details

**October 16, 1964 at 5:30PM**

Someone has gone to a great deal of trouble to protect this place from nosey parkers. I
wonder if they've got anything useful in there.

## Gallery

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Duct Tape

## Duct Tape

### Description

With enough tape, you can stick almost anything to anything else.

## Locations

Chest

Container (Crate)

Locker

Dig Spot

Eel Pie Police

Johnny Bolton's Shop

Lud's Holm Police

Small Dresser

Small Table

Waste Bin

## Crafts

Brilliant Trap Tool

Clever Trap Tool

Dart

Double Knocker

Double Rolling Pin

Electro-Lock Shocker

Electro Hammer Pipe

Enhanced Brick

Hammer Pipe

Repair Kit

Shock Baton

Shock Grenade

Sneakers

Spiked Cricket Bat

Torch (Empty)

## Gallery

* Inventory
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Vector

## Content

October 5

Dr. Robin Byron

St. Michael's Hospital

102 The Parade

Wellington Wells

My Dear Dr Byron:

I spotted what seems to be a case of full blown plague in the Garden District. Of
course, my colleagues and I immediately resolved the matter. I don't suppose anyone
could have got across the Lud's Holm bridge? It would be well to check.

Assuming that vector is still shut off, then we must consider the plague to be possibly
waterborne. In that case, dumping the bodies of the victims in the river needs to cease
forthwith, don't you think? It's bad enough what already gets through the filters at the
water plant.

Hopefully we've nipped this outbreak in the bud. If not, we'll need to equip the
constables with gas masks on Eel Pie as well.

Yours very truly,

St. John Keats, M.D.

## Gallery

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Haute Cuisine

## Strategy

Enter the base from the walls in the back, not from the front entrance. There should be one
guard outside. Once he is taken care of slowly climb the stairs
to where the other two guards are. Open the gate, but wait until
one of them goes downstairs. When there is only one guard upstairs
take care of him and then wait for the final guard to come up the stairs. One of the
guards will have the Kitchen Key. Once you have retrieved the
Kitchen Key continue down into the building and talk to the Chef.

The Kitchen Key will also open a locked Chest located on the roof.

Initially the chef is behind locked bars. After restarting the game the bars are replaced
by sheets, tables, and a till.

## Objectives

* Get Inside the Tower
* Talk to the Chef
* Get Rid of the Kidnappers
* Get Key from Captors
* Talk to the Chef

## Details

**November 2, 1964 at 2:30PM**

I ought to drop by next time I'm in the neighborhood. I wonder what sort of stew you
can make out of fungus and leaves.

**November 2, 1964 at 11:30AM**

Get Key From Captors

What a strange man. What sort of man cooks for a living? Is he even a real
Frenchman?

Still, it's unfair they locked him up here. I ought to see what he has to say about all
this.

**November 2, 1964 at 11:00AM**

One of the captors must have the key. I should search them for it.
Who's up there? I should be a hero and rescue her!

**November 1, 1964 at 3:30PM**

Who are they shouting at? Some poor woman they've got cooking for them, I suppose.
I could be a real hero and rescue her, couldn't I? It would be the gallant thing to do.
The Salamander would be impressed. Or not.

... and like as not, I'll get myself terribly killed. Is it worth it?

Oh, Arthur, where's the adventuresome boy who went on expotitions with the
Salamander?

I don't like these chaps at all. I think I should send them on their merry way, one way
or another.

## Glitches

I've had it where one of the guards disappears so I don't get the
Kitchen Key. You can always us the console to retrieve the key.

The stack of bowls is floating in midair.

## Gallery

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Suit Yourself

## Strategy

Use a rock on your proper suit suit at the beginning of the game. Wear the Torn Suit.

## Objectives

* Find A Rock
* Craft A Torn Suit
* Equip The Torn Suit

## Details

**October 10, 1964 at 8:00 AM**

Now I just need to put it on, and all these wastrels will feel like I'm one of them. Which,
unfortunately, I am.

Now I just need to transform this lovely expensive suit that my uncle gave me as a
Christmas present ... into rags. Brilliant.

I better wreck this suit good and proper, or the people around here will probably wreck me. Where's a nice sharp rock?

## Gallery

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Really Bad Gas

## Strategy

Upon Entering there is a door on the left labeled Parts Storage. Use a Basic Lockpick to
open the door. Inside there is a Gas Mask. Put the Gas Mask on.

Walk down the stairs and turn to your left. There is a Motilene Pipe that needs repairing using a Repair Kit.

Continue walking down the main hallway. On the left there is a door to the
control room. Again, you will need a Basic Lockpick to enter.

Once inside, activate power to turn on the ventalation fans.

## Details

**November 11, 1964 at 9:00PM**

Rather unhealthy down here. How do I stop the gas?

## Gallery

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Cellar v2

## Strategy

Immediately turn on your Torch upon entering the Cellar. This version of the cellar
opens to a large room with stairs on the left,
and a small entrance on the right covered with
wood planks.

Using a Jimmy Bar enter the room to the right. In here there are two trip wire
bombs. Collect the various vegetables on the bookshelves

There are 3 buttons in the area that reveal a secret chest:

* Button 1: Walk up the stairs on the left. To the right there is a space between the barrels. Crawl through this and there is a button on the left.
* Button 2: Run to the lantern on the floor when you first walked in
* Button 3: Run back into the first room that you entered on the right. The button is on the back wall.

If you pressed the 3 buttons quick enough a secret wall will
open revealing a Chest and a Hammer Pipe.

## Items

Hammer Pipe

Lily Bulb - 2

Rock

Rotten Mushroom - 2

Yam - 2

## Gallery

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Recordings

## Content

October 4, 1964

Executive Committee

City Hall

5 The Parade

Wellington Wells

Dear Sir or Madam:

We understand that you have exiled us to the Garden District to protect yourselves
from our dreadful memories. It seems a bit unfair to us, since none of us is willingly a
Downer. We don't choose not to take Joy. It's not a style of life that anyone would
choose. What makes us Wastrels is that when we take Joy, it gives us the most violent
reaction. The body thrashes; the memories come back, edged in fire.

But surely this is not news to you. We write for another reason. We miss Uncle Jack.

Oh, yes, of course Uncle Jack's shows are piped into the Garden District. But unlike
the ones we used to get in the village, these seem to be recordings. The proof is that
you keep broadcasting the same shows over and over! When I was a decent proper
citizen, Jack always had something new to say. Surely that can't just be Joy-ful
forgetting?

Couldn't you play us whatever Jack's saying at the moment? Or if you must play us
recordings, could you at least swap out the recordings from time to time? Abandon us
if you must; but please don't take away our old friend Jack.

Yours faithfully,

Hilary Charkham

Harrison St. Claire

Evelyn Middlewood

## Gallery

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Tub

## Content

September 29, 1964

Dearest Kate:

I think I've found a boat. Not a real boat, of course; barely more than a washtub with a
washcloth for a sail. But the smaller the vessel, the more likely we are to sneak past
the patrol boats, don't you think? I know nothing about the currents, but it must be
pretty hard to sail West and not land on Ireland.

I haven't seen you in seven days. I hope you're all right. I'll look for you in the shadow
of the crashed V-1, at noon on Saturday. I hope to God you get this. If not, I'll try to
come back for you, if I make it.

I love you. I hate these times.

Love,

Tony

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Blenheim Bridge

## Strategy

This bridge connects Eel Pie to Lud's Holm.

Upon walking in there will be a room on the right with 2 desks and a locker. On
the left is a room that contains a desk with Metal Bits on top of it. In this room is
a pipe that is broken and requires a Repair Kit.

Once the pipe is repaired you will need a Pipe Valve. I found mine at The Vandals Took The Handle quest.
Place the Pipe Valve on the pipe and rotate it to open the doors.

Once the door is opened walk to the right, through the hole in the fence, and drop down
to the floor. There will be two Plague Victims at the bottom.

Once you make it through the building you will arrive at Lud's Holm!

## Objectives

* Explore Lud's Holm Bridge
* Repair the Motilene Pipe
* Find a Pipe Valve
* Place the Pipe Valve in the Door Controls
* Open the Doors

## Details

**October 24, 1964 at 9:30 AM**

I'm a bloody mechanical genius, I am.

Finally. Now I can open the doors

Good! Once I've attached this to the door control console, I can open the doors. I'm getting
pretty good at plumbing. I could be a municipal worker. If I wasn't a filthy
Downer.

Seems like the door control is missing a Pipe Valve. Where I could find one? Attached
to a pipe, or a pump, or something, I suppose.

**October 24, 1964 at 9:00AM**

The mechanism's not getting any power. I'm going to need to fix this pipe. Some Duct Tape
and bits of metal ought to do it.

**October 11, 1964 at 11:30 AM**

Seems a bit vacant doesn't it? I wonder what happened here.

## Gallery

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Tie A String

## Description

Found by your bed in the Eel Pie Base. Written by Jim Watt to Rupert Hill

## Content

4 October 1964

TO: Mr. Rupert Underhill, Station 4
FROM: Jim Watt, Chief Engineer

Dear Rupert,

Are you quite certain Teddy's off his Joy? Perhaps he merely forgot. You've got to look
after your mates, man. Have you tried tying a string around his finger? That always
helps me.

Anyway, I can't reassign Teddy because I haven't got a replacement. All the juniors
are off at Scargill. The subsidence has been severing all sorts of connections, and The Motilene Must Flow.

I really appreciate your sticking by your post. If we don't do our duty, who are we?

But try the string around the finger. I feel certain you will manage the situation.

All my best,
Jimmy

## Gallery

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Megiddo Bridge

## Strategy

This bridge connects Lud's Holm to Maidenholm.

Take a Joy Pill before walking through the Downer Detector at the entrance. Also, don't forget
your Proper Suit as you are going to the Parade District.

Once inside, you will be scanned to verify that you are not infected from the plague, and that you are happy.

## Details

**November 1, 1964 at 8:00AM**

Cross the river to Maidenholm I got. After this I've only got two more bridges to cross,
to the Parade, and then the Britannia Bridge to the mainland.

## Gallery

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Haworth Laboratory

## Location

If You Give a Pig a Pancake - In a small hole, protected by wooden planks, on the side of the mountain.

## Content

Haworth Laboratory

4 Haworth Crescent

Holm of Usglass

Mr. Humphry Repton

13 Candlestick Lane

Village of Wellington Wells

Maidenholm

April 6, 1964

Dear Mr. Repton:

I have received your letter of March 29 expressing your concerns about your friend,
Margery. You have done the right thing by writing to me. It is indeed troubling that
her Joy no longer works as it should.

However, your timing is quite fortunate. Haworth Laboratory is beginning an
experimental treatment for citizens with exactly your friend's condition. We believe
the cure is a simple matter of adjusting her dosage of Joy, or perhaps switching her to
a different flavour.

If you and your friend will kindly present yourselves at Haworth Laboratory during
business hours, our staff will be happy to admit Mrs. Flowerdew to our clinic for
treatment.

Sincere regards,

Dr. Anton Verloc, Ph.D.

P.S. The anxiety you express in your letter suggests that perhaps you yourself may need
a topping up of Joy. We would be delighted to admit you to our experimental program
as well, as a preemptive measure.

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Villagers-Luds Holm

## Description

Villagers of Lud's Holm, AKA Wastrels. At night they will attack you
as they have the plague. The Plague can be cured with a Phenocycline Syringe and must
be used soon. The plague victims are scared of a Torch so make sure to carry one!

## Items

Branch

Canteen

Double Knocker

Empty Syringe

Feather

Flimsy Cricket Bat

Head Knocker

Neximide Pill

Pointy Stick

Power Cell (Empty)

Rock

Rotten Apple

Rotten Carrot

Rotten Potato

Rotting Meat

Rotten Mushroom

Rusty Shovel

## Gallery

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Walkabout

## Strategy

Eat mushrooms at night. This will cause your Mum's ghost to appear.
Follow the ghost closely. If the ghost goes into a building you many need to turn on: Ghost Mode
in the Developer cheats as the ghost will stop moving if you are too far away.
While following the ghost you will need to continue eating histophlasma mushrooms.

Once she reaches her grave a Dig Spot will appear and she will say:

*"You can save the world but you must be strong"*

*"Who saves one person saves a whole world"*

*"Be strong, save the world"*

At this point a new Dig Spot will appear.

## Items

Tosser

Power Cell

## Objectives

* Eat Mushrooms Here Some Night.
* Pursue Mum's Ghost
* Talk to Mum's Ghost
* Dig It

## Details

**October 27, 1964 at 6:00AM**

How did I know it was a power cell?

Have I been out here before?

Have I gone wakey wakey before?

What else can't I remember?

How do I save a world?

**October 27, 1964 at 5:30AM**

What the hell?

Someone's been digging here. Not enough hole to take Mum out, thank heavens.
Maybe someone buried something. I don't know, a power cell maybe.

That's Mum's grave! Who's been digging it up?

What is she trying to tell me?

## Glitches

There are problems when night time runs out before the ghost makes it to the final location.

## Gallery

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Mysterious Chest

## Strategy

Wait until night and open the chest with a Basic Lockpick. Once opening the chest it will refill after
two nights.

## Objectives

* Investigate the Curious Chest
* Wait a Day or Two

## Details

**October 10, 1964 at 9:30 PM**

If I understand these signs right, they put something new in there every day. Maybe
I should come back tomorrow.

I bet if I wait a day or two the witches might replenish the chest.

**October 10, 1964 at 2:30 PM**

The witches put "sacrifices" in this chest. What could that mean?

Wait a Day or Two

## Gallery

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Mystery House

## Strategy

Eat a Histoplasma Mushroom to open the front gate.

When entering the gates go around the right side of the house where the window is located. Look inside the window. We are waiting for the guy to go around the kitchen and start
walking down the stairs. As soon as he is about 1 or 2 steps before the stairs
that lead into the downstairs room, run to the front of the house.

Put Sneakers on.

Enter the house, crouch, and start walking towards the woman who is
praying in front of the Sink at the end of the hallway. Turn left at the end of the hallway,
continue to crouch, and walk towards the door. Walk directly towards the window
that you were looking into earlier.

Unlock the window and jump out. If you are caught, it's ok. It's more important
that the window is unlocked.

Looking into the window wait until you see the guy come up the stairs. As soon
as he enters the kitchen and walks a little past the window jump inside. You
may want to talk to the guy to prevent him from yelling at you.

Immediately crouch and walk down the stairs to the left of the kitchen. Stand up and run as soon as you are downstairs, straight to the end of the hall, then right, and continue down this hall.

Open the door at the end of the hall. If anyone is standing there immediately talk to them and shut the door.
We are waiting for the man to start praying. The man will stand up and start
walking to the top of the stairs. Once he is at the top run after him, up the stairs, and crouch as soon as
you are at the top.

As soon as the man and woman are away from the door walk into the
room. The quest should update.

Sneak behind the man and take him out. Once he has been neutralized the house is yours! Again, if
someone sees you and says something, immediately talk to them.

To open the secret passage, play a chord on the Piano.

## Objectives

* Do Come In
* Find the Source of the Strangeness Without Being Seen
* Neutralize the Cultist
* Leave the Mystery House

## Details

**November 9, 1964 at 2:00AM**

Why did I do that?

Well that takes care of that. Although I should probably grab some of these Ephemeral Linens.

**November 9, 1964 at 1:00AM**

Well. "There are more things in heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your
philosophy," innit?

**November 8, 1964 at 10:30PM**

What on Earth is going on around here?

Why do I feel like I'm in one of those old American horror movies Sally and I used to
sneak into? I wonder if Lon Chaney, Jr., is hiding around the corner?

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Arthur Hastings

## Description

Arthur Hastings, is the character you play as in the first act of We Happy Few. Originally he was to be the only character you could play as. However, Compulsion games decided to add Sally Boyle, and Ollie Starkey later on.

> "*Utterly unremarkable, Arthur is a British everyman. As a mild-mannered “redactor” at the Department of Printing, Recycling and Archives, he is apologetic, self-effacing, and easily embarrassed. He wouldn’t warrant a second glance if he was sitting on a bench next to you… until the day he goes off his Joy, and gets chased out of his comfortable life in the Parade District into the abandoned Garden District.Forced to live off the ”scraps of our former civilization,” Arthur must survive by scrounging, sneaking, and fighting in the ruins of Wellington Wells. He’s finally remembered what he’s been trying so hard to forget, and is now desperate to reunite with Percy, the brother he abandoned during the German Occupation.And that means escaping Wellington Wells by any means necessary.*"
> ― We Happy Few[[source]]
>
>

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It's a Terrible Life

## Strategy

Upon entering the house walk to the second floor. Here, George is standing next to his dying
wife. He will ask for a Proper Suit.

Once you have given George a Proper Suit he will present you the recipe for Sunshine and
ask you to make two for him.

After giving George the two Sunshine pills he will give you a loaf of Bread. George then asks
you to carry his wife, Mary Bailie, to the bridge. Once you pick her up the people
of Lud's Holm will be angry. It can take a very long time to carry her to the bridge so you may want to
start this in the morning.

While walking with Mary she will thank you, and tell you how grateful she is. She's sad that George
is not strong enough to be able to help her, and she is worried she will die before making it to
the bridge. She talks about how wonderful it has been to be off of Joy. She feels
truly loved by George and has never been so happy.

Once you reach the bridge put Mary onto the ground. George will plead to let her back in. Both George
and Mary will then be killed.

## Objectives

* Explore the House
* Speak to George Bailie
* Give George a Proper Suit
* Give George a Sunshine Pill
* Carry Mary Bailie to the Bridge
* Carry Mary Bailie and Meet George at the Bridge

## Details

**November 5, 1964 at 1:30PM**

I almost half believe they will take her back. But whether the doctors in Hamlyn can
cure anybody of anything, that's another question.

**November 5, 1964 at 8:30AM**

I almost half believe they will take her back. But whether the doctors in Hamlyn can
cure anybody of anything, that's another question.

**November 4, 1964 at 2:30PM**

The bobbies won't know they're off their Joy if they've had a bit of Sunshine.

**November 4, 1964 at 2:00PM**

A proper suit? That's a pretty tall order, isn't it? But he loves her so much, it breaks my
heart.

I should speak to George Bailie and ask him what's wrong.

**November 3, 1964 at 9:30AM**

Poor things. Sounds like somebody has a terrible life up there. I wonder if I can help.

## Glitches

When returning with the Sunshine pill Mary will be standing
on the bed, and then immediately fall down one the conversation with George is complete.

In the quest details, Arthur Hastings will repeat himself.

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Memo From Dickie Bow, Manager

## Content

TO: All Workers

FROM: Dickie Bow, Manager

I'm sure you all find this Bolshevik banging on thrilling, but it's taking time away from
your duties, requiring even more overtime to make quota. Scargill Quality Control tell
me your gas masks are quite sufficient. There is therefore no danger in using them for
longer shifts. Kindly get back to work, unless you malingering Reds want to experience
doing any further banging on at home.

## Gallery

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Worker's Petition

## Content

As MANAGEMENT knows, Motilene gas fumes are deadly without a gas mask. WE THE
WORKERS have repeatedly expressed our concern that our gas masks do not last for the
full duration of an extended shift. WE THE WORKERS thus demand a second gas mask
for each man. Otherwise, MANAGEMENT must cease to demand overtime.

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Compliment Machine

## Description

Says nice things to you (Incomplete):

* You just get better every day!
* I'm honored to know you.
* When they made you, they broke the mold!
* You really bring out the best in us.
* We all appreciate what you do.
* They don't make them like you anymore.
* You have such a wonderful sense of humor.
* You're a credit to us all!
* If only they were all like you.
* People should listen to you more often.

Receive a compliment or turn them off.

There is a compliment machine in Nick Lightbearers house by the front door that the player is only able to get to by using console commands, it will say the following:

* Mr. Lightbearer will be pleased to see you. This way to the living room, if you please.
* Do come in. Mr. Lightbearer has been expecting you.
* Mr. Lightbearer is not seeing anyone, except Miss Boyle. Are you Miss Boyle? No? Then go away.
* Please be gentle. Mr. Lightbearer has a bad back.
* Please leave it on the console. Mr. Lightbearer said to tell you that you are his favourite fan.
* Please leave the food on the kitchen table, you may keep the change.
* Please leave the wine on the coffee table, you may keep the change.
* I assure you she has not been here, nor has she ever been here. Mr. Lightbearer doesn't even know your wife.
* Mr. Lightbearer apologizes for missing tea Sunday night, but he was very sick. He knows you cooked his favourite. Of course he still loves you, you are his mother.
* You've arrived on a rather special night, it's one of the master's affairs.
* Do you have a warrant?
* I am sorry, Mr. Lightbearer is indisposed. Please come back tomorrow.

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Margery Flowerdew's Diary

## Description

Found at 3 toilets for the If You Give a Pig a Pancake quest.
This is the contents of The Journal of Margery Flowerdew.

## Content

The Journal of Margery Flowerdew

**April 1, 1964**

This morning my garden had turned to weeds,

where once my lilacs grew like reeds.

I took a second Joy at noon,

And once again my garden bloomed.

**April 3, 1964**

My poor sister, she loved her flowers so. If only she'd had Joy. But they developed it
too late for her.

What was her girl's name again? Sandy? Sally? Oh goodness, what am I talking about,
it's time for my Joy.

**April 6, 1964**

Did I have a sister? I must have written down a dream. Relieved my Joy is working.
Been spotty lately.

**April 10, 1964**

The rain it raineth every day,

It raineth every single fucking day.

**April 12, 1964**

A three-Joy afternoon, and a bit of a headache. The whole world smells like soup.

**April 13, 1964**

Is this how it starts? My Joy feels so small. I wake up shaking and don't know why. The
Downers in the Garden District - are they like me without a smile?

**April 15, 1964**

Never, never, never, never, never --

Pray you, undo this button. Thank you, sir.

Do you see this? Look on her. Look, her lips.

Look there, look there. O,O,O,O.

**April 16, 1964**

Rue for Mrs. Flowerdew. I remember remember remember. Their little faces in the
garden. Oh God, I remember them all

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Redactor-Prudence Holmes

## Articles

**Bolshevism Against Europe Gala a Smash**

August 22, 1945

The new and exciting exposition,
"Bolshevism Against Europe," had
its sparkling gala at City Hall last
night. Eighty-eight invited luminaries,
including the new queen of
the Wellington Wells stage, Jane
Morris, as well as the members of
the Executive Committee, and of
course Sir Robert Byng and his
eye-catching daughter Victoria,
attended the glamorous function.

The exhibition is now open to the
public. "Bolshevism Against
Europe," mounted by the Wellington
Wells Committee for Anti-Communist
Action, uncovers
the secret history of the Bolshevik
movement before its takeover of
Russia, the murder of the Tsar,
and the creation of the Soviet
Union. It traces the hidden connections
between the Soviet Union,
the British Labour Party, the
Roman Catholic Church, and the
Freemasons. Finally, it reveals the
insidious perfidy of Communist fellow-travelers
even now within our
own society. Visitors will learn how
to be on the alert for Communist
conspiracies and propaganda. The
exhibition, which is free to the
public, will continue through November

**Your Baby's Weight in Trip, FREE!**

Did you know that tripe is the
perfect food for your perfect baby? It contains all the essential...
your baby to your local butcher's, and he'll give you
your baby's weight in tripe--
free, courtesy of the English
Tripe Guild!

**Eat Tripe**
Grow Strong

**Remember to Turn in Your Automotive**

August 22, 1945

Colonel von Stauffenberg
reminds citizens that all private
automotives have been requisitioned
by the municipal authorities on
behalf of the Imperial German
Army, and must be turned in by
October 2. Owners are to bring
their vehicles, which must contain
at least a one-quarter full tank of
petrol, to the Train Station. To
reduce queues, vehicles with
license plates ending in 1 and 2
may be turned in on Monday, 3
and 4 on Tuesday, 5 and 6 on
Wednesday, 7 and 8 on Thursdays,
and 9 and 0 on Fridays.

A fine of £100 will be levied
against the registered owner of
any automotive not turned in by
that date. The fine for an empty
petrol tank is £10. Owners with a
current municipal exemption, of
course, are not required to participate.

**Sally Boyle Will Open Battle of Flower**

missing information

**Police Arrest 4 in 'Breeder' Riot**

6 November, 1951

One man, Ranulph Alderly, and
three unnamed women were
arrested in what the police are calling
another 'Breeder' riot Sunday
night. The victim, Mrs. Anne
McCutcheon, appears to be in stable
condition, as is her husband, Mr.
Cyril McCutcheon. There is no
word yet on the condition of her
baby, whose birth was not expected
for another two months.

The arresting officer, PC John
Constable, stated, "It is dangerous
for women who are in a
family way to strut their condition
about. Frankly, it sets people
off, when decent folk are doing their
level best to forget."
(Continued on page 33)

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Things I Remember

## Content

Things I remember.

I used to have a dog. What did we call him again?

Boozoo. That wasn't his name, it was just what we called him.

Mum used to call him an English Kerbside Setter, because he would sit by the kerb.

We were so hungry.

We sort of had a cat. She visited, anyway. We called her Anne Bonny because she'd lost an eye.

She got very skinny. And then she was gone. Neighbors wouldn't look at us for days.

I lived on Englishcombe Lane. Next to the Royal Dragon. I still hate the smell of beer.

I had a sister. Beth. She liked bugs, and she would show them to me to make me scared.

I worried about her ever getting married.

I wonder if she did get married, where they took her. She'd be twenty... five now?

My dad died at Ramsgate, when they landed the first time. He was a hero they told Mum.

All I can remember is things I've lost.

I wish I could still take Joy.

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If You Give a Pig a Pancake

## Strategy

Before walking up the path there is a small cutout in the side
of the mountain that contains the Haworth Laboratory letter. Grab the letter. You will need
the Jimmy Bar to pry off the wooden planks.

When walking up the path, make sure to have nothing in your hands. Bob is throwing up and
requires a Neximide Pill. Once you give him the pill you will be rewarded with a
loaf of Bread.

Next, speak with Margery Flowerdew. She will ask that you retrieve her diary. The diary is located in the woods where
3 trees have toilets on them. The spot will
be labeled on the map. Once the guard is eliminated simply get the
diary. Once the diary
is returned to Margery she will reward you with a loaf of Bread.

Next, speak with Humphry Repton. He will ask you to retrieve the Haworth Laboratory letter. You should
already have this. Give him the Haworth Laboratory letter. Once again you will be rewarded with
a loaf of Bread.

## Objectives

* Explore The Garden
* Give Bob a Neximide Pill
* Find Margery's Missing Diary
* Take Only One Item
* Find Humphry's Note
* Take Only One Item

## Details

**October 23, 1964 at 4:30PM**

Now we're even.

Don't get too grabby, Arthur.

**October 23, 1964 at 3:30PM**

So Humphry has lost his letter in the mine, and he won't go in himself. I wonder
what's so important about his letter?

What's all this about some secret new advanced Joy treatment?

Righto.

I shouldn't grab more than one thing. Should I?

**October 23, 1964 at 1:30PM**

I'm glad I could get her diary back to her. They have so little.

**October 23, 1964 at 12:30PM**

Someone nicked Mrs. Flowerdew's diary. Said he'd hid it in his "toiletries."
What an odd thing to say!

**October 23, 1964 at 12:00PM**

Poor guy! I'm glad I was able to help him.

The Flowerdews! Weren't they always winning awards for their gardens? Are wastrels
really as crazy as Uncle Jack's been telling us? Vomit Man seemed like an entirely
reasonable person. I suppose we all have to help each other out here.

**October 19, 1964 at 8:30AM**

Looks like someone had the bright idea to plant their own garden in the middle of the
rubble. Maybe I should check it out.

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Sally's Old Toy Car Letter

## Content

Heavens! That's Sally's toy car. This is our tree, isn't it? We'd sneak out at night to smoke
here. And she'd make up stories about how we'd be spies and zip around in our powder
blue Austin Healey. Of course she'd look fabulous in a white leather catsuit, and I'd be
the one in a suit with a bowler hat and an umbrella. At least it was a sword umbrella, in
her stories.

Once we took some of those magic mushrooms, and Sally wouldn't stop crying, but she
for once let me comfort her, and all these memories came up for me about Mum and
how nice things were before the War. I wonder, if I ate some here, some night, would it
jar some of the old memories loose, some of the good ones?

I wish I could remember more.

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Antiseptic

## Antiseptic

### Unlocked

Rotten Potato
Pure Water
Scotch

### Description

Kills infections! Very useful when applied to a bandage.

### Purpose

CRAFTED COMPONENT USED IN VARIOUS INFECTION AND DISEASE REMEDIES.

## Locations

Medicine Cabinet

Toilet

## Crafting Ingredients

Pure Water - 1

Rotten Potato - 2

Scotch - 1

## Crafts

Advanced First Aid Kit

Antibacterial Bandage

Phenocycline Syringe

## Gallery

* Inventory
* Crafting Menu
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Dear Uncle Jack

## Content

Dear Jack:

Forgive a total stranger writing you, but I feel after all these years as if I know you
better than I know many of the people in my family. To me, you're no longer "Uncle Jack,"
you're Jack. I can see that you're a good and kind man, full of love and
laughter.

But Jack, I can tell that you are no fulfilled. Lately, has there been an edge in your
voice? As if you know something is missing?

Jack, I can tell that you are alone in this world. It's not fair that you, who have done so
much to make us all feel less lonely, should have no girl who loves you best of all.

Jack, I know this is terribly forward, but want to be that girl. I know I could make you
personally happy. Please write back, and let me know if you could let me prove it to
you. You deserve all the good things.

I love you,

Fiona Slaymaker

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Root Cellar

## Strategy

Immediately turn on your Torch upon entering the Cellar. As soon as you
enter there is a Glass Bottle on a barrel. Next, throw rocks at the
mine attached to the door frame (standing
several feet back, aim far below the mine).

Immediately when walking down the stairs there is a stack of barrels.

There is a Chest underneath the slanted shelf. On
the bookshelves are various rotting vegetables.

## Items

Lily Bulb

Rotten Carrot

Rotten Mushroom

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Diary of Theodore Miner

## Location

Found by your bed in the Eel Pie Base. Written by Theodore Miner regarding Rupert Hill

## Content

**September 18**

I look into the lights like the Doctors ordered. I could swear I see shapes in there,
moving around. Like shadows, but made of light.

And there's shadows all around. Always around the corner.

He keeps turning lights off. Says he wants to save the bulbs. He's trying to make me
think I'm going blind, isn't he? How he loves to feel superior!

**September 19**

Took TWO joy just so I could stand his ugly face. Why won't it work?

Has he swapped them out for something? Paracetamol? Jelly beans?

Jesus, we haven't had jelly beans since... have we ever had jelly beans?

**September 20**

I hate when he talks in that slow, condescending voice. Like I'm a child. I'm not a
child, am I? I don't even know any children.

Obviously.

Jesus, what is wrong with my Joy?

**September 22**

There he is scritching away in the corner. Scribble, scribble, scribble, eh, Mr. Gibbon?

And then the whoosh of the pneumatic tube! He's blaming it all on me what
happened, isn't he?

He says it's his missus. I don't believe he's still got a missus. With his big mossy teeth?
I bet she went on holiday long ago.

Was I married once? How did it end? I get an awful feeling in my stomach. I'm not
sure I'm going to enjoy remembering.

Something is all fucked up about the Joy! And he won't send me home. We've got to
stay here. Duty!

**September 25**

I can hear him crunching in the dark. It ISN'T rats! It's his big mossy teeth!

I lie awake and picture squeezing his throat till he turns the colour of my carrots he
bloody well stole. He's plotting something.

**September 28**

Let him try to weasel out of his one! I SAW him writing those LIES!!! Reassign me, will
he? "Off my Joy," am I? I'm bloody well tripling up and he KNOWS IT!!!

**October 6**

WE'VE COME TO THE END OF OUR TIME! WE'VE COME TO THE END OF OUR TIME!
WE'VE COME TO THE END OF OUR TIME!

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Redactor-Clive Birtwhistle

## Articles

**Farm Workers Expected to Return from Germany**

October 29, 1946

With the last harvests in and frost
painting the valleys of Thuringen,
Wellington Wells' 129 volunteer
farm workers are expected to
return home within the next two
weeks, states Sir Robert Byng.
Each highly-paid (and well-fed!)
volunteer worker replaces one
German soldier heroically fighting
Communism on the Eastern Front.
Unemployed men of Wellington
Wells who are interested in volunteering
for work in Germany in
the Spring should contact Hauptmann
Werner Erhardt at his office
at Waterloo House.

**Taxi Service Restored - On Three Wheel**

June 7, 1952

Wellington Wells once again has
taxi service. Bicycle taxi, that is.
The enterprising young Nigel Hemmingford
is now carrying paying
passengers along Parade Street. He
is also willing to take up to two customers
at a time anywhere in Wellington
Wells.

Mr. Hemmingford, 17, built his taxi
out of two bicycles, with the assistance
of his father, Edmund Hemmingford,
known locally as "the
wicker man" for his mastery of the
art of crafting wicker. The seating
of Mr. Hemmingford the Younger's
bicycle rickshaw (as he likes to call
it) takes its inspiration, according to
Mr. Hemmingford the Elder, from
Roman racing chariots. Contrary to
what you've seen in old movies,
these had to be lightweight as
possible, yet sturdy. (Continued on
page 14)

**Wellington Under Reopens**

May 12, 1944

Thanks to the heroic efforts of Col.
von Stauffenberg's efficient mechanics,
the Wellington Under will
restore limited service. The following
stations will be served from one
hour after curfew ends to one hour
before curfew begins: Waterloo,
Minorca, City Hall, Trafalgar,
Thermae, Victoria. Tickets are 1s,
6p for the aged. Details are available
at the stations during operat...

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Flower Picking

## Strategy

To be honest, I have no idea what is supposed to happen. I've picked the flowers and nothing happens.

## Details

**October 31, 1964 at 3:30am**

Night Blooming Nonsuch. I should come back at midnight when they're blooming.

## Glitches

Maybe I just have bad luck, but this might be the most glitchy quest in the game.

First off, if you see it, go to it. I've had this quest completely disappear.

Second, don't spend too much time on it, I'm convinced it's unbeatable.

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The Vandals Took The Handle

## Strategy

Craft a Water Filter and use it on the pump. This will break the Water Pump but you will receive a Pipe Valve out of it.

## Objectives

* Craft or Find a Water Filter
* Fix the Broken Water Pump

## Details

**October 19, 1964 at 11:00AM**

Well, don't I feel like an idiot now.

At least I've got a new pipe valve.

**October 19, 1964 at 10:30AM**

Those poor people. Their pump doesn't work. Some vandal seems to have taken the
handle. They're not exactly mechanical geniuses, are they? They tried to fix the pump
themselves by jamming a pipe valve into the handle part, and now the
filter is broken.

I bet I can make a new one with some bits and bobs. And then we could all use it.

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Duck Soup

## Strategy

Return to the area at night. Talk to the chef. If you steal the Rubber Duck out of the pot
the guests will all attack you, so run!

## Objectives

* Come Back at Night
* Ask Them All About the Duck Again

## Details

**October 19, 1964 at 4:30PM**

I guess they're out foraging. Maybe I should come by tonight.

I wonder how they're doing now that they've given up their duckie.

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I Yam What I Yam

## Strategy

At the bottom of the mountain, there is a hanging woman. She has several
important items: Scotch, A Lovely Bouquet, Rubber Duck, Empty Syringe, Empty Pill Bottle, and a Rubber Tube.

Eat a Histoplasma Mushroom before entering. While walking up the stairs talk to the first and second Wastrels. They
will offer suggestions of what should be done with the Holy Yam. The
first woman will suggest asking the Holy Yam what should
be done with it. The second woman will suggest that
the Holy Yam is planted, but she isn't sure if that works with yams and admits that
it may be potatoes that do that.

When you have arrived at the top of the hill simply observe the worshippings of the Holy Yam.

The drummer will throw up and then pass out. At this point
Arthur Hastings will be asked to Play the Bongos.

You may have to Play the Bongos twice. Once you have done this everyone wall fall to the ground. At the podium
there will be a recipe for Phytosteroid. Next, talk to
the Holy Yam.

The Holy Yam will offer you one of three gifts:

* Dog - 20% less chance of contracting infection.
* Horse - Increase maximum health by 10%.
* Wolf - Increase stamina regeneration by 20%.

Now, run away as the Wastrels will be unhappy with your theft of the
Holy Yam.

## Objectives

* Come Back at Night
* Join Wastrels at the Door
* Go Up the Hill
* Observe the Mass of the

## Details

**November 7, 1964 at 5:00AM**

I could grab that book. Maybe it explains about
phytosteroids. I wonder how Father McCartney would feel about my stealing a holy book if it was filled with insane pagan rubbish?

Those phytosteroids sound fantastic. I could take their silly Holy Yam and try to make some.
I'm not sure their religion is really helping them survive out here.

I am absolute rubbish on the bongos, aren't I.

**November 7, 1964 at 4:00AM**

The drummer fainted! Won't someone take his place? Why are they all staring at me?
Oh, dear.

**November 7, 1964 at 3:00AM**

I have the strangest feeling something's going to happen. Soon. Ish.

**November 7, 1964 at 2:30AM**

I wonder what goes on up there?

**November 7, 1964 at 12:30AM**

They all seem like such nice people, like when Mum and Dad and Percy and I went to
Easter Sunday at St. George's.

**November 7, 1964 at 3:00PM**

Seems to be empty. But the grass is trampled. I wonder if people come here at night?

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## Notes

* Strange Alcohol will work in place of a Histoplasma Mushroom
Liebchen

## Content

Liebe Marta:

I must write you, even if I no longer know if you are alive, or even if I am.

We live in a world of absurdity, and the most absurd is that we are apart.

I wish I had not been a coward, and I had joined you on the last train. It seems I am
one coward after another. I don't even know what you loved in me.

I wish to God we will meet in the afterlife. Until then, my sweet, my dove,

I am ever

Your love

PS Do you ever see my son? Is he well? Why am I asking? No one can send this letter to Germany.

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Hallucinogenic Salad

## Strategy

When first walking by the house there will be screaming from the window above. Both a couch
and a woman will be thrown from the window above.

One by one take down all of the people in the house. They will all
be on Hallucinogenic Mushrooms. There is one on the main floor. When walking
up the stairs wait until the man has his back to you, then dispose of him. Remember, if they see you, leave
the house and return in one game hour. This will allow them enough time to forget about you.

There are three women on the second floor. Dispose of each of them.

The final floor will have two men worshiping the
Phytosteroid recipe on the wall. Take them out carefully as they are strong.

As long as all of the house guests have been disposed of leaving the house will be easy. Otherwise,
when you grab the Phytosteroid Recipe they will all come running
to kill you.

## Objectives

* What's Driving Them Crazy?
* What's Going On Up There?
* Grab the Recipe
* Uh Oh...

## Details

**November 3, 1964 at 7:00PM**

It's a recipe for extracting the active ingredient. I could do all sorts of useful things
with a hallucinogenic extract. Even if I'm not Sally.

I did not kill their dog! I'm sure if I just explain myself -- maybe I'd better just get out of
here.

**November 3, 1964 at 3:00PM**

A recipe could be useful! I should grab it.

**November 3, 1964 at 10:30AM**

Is that Amanita muscaria? Percy would know, wouldn't he? It's not poisonous, seeing as
they're not dead.

Something's going on up on the top floor. I wonder what?

I suppose I'd better make sure I'm not seen. They'll mistake me for a wolf, or a giant
poisonous tree frog, and put me on a spit.

**November 2, 1964 at 6:30PM**

Heavens, these people are mad even for Wastrels! I think they need help!

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Everyone Must Get Stoned

## Strategy

Dodge the rocks. Once you get to the top the thrower will run away. Chase him, he sometimes has good items on him like a Feramyle Syringe

There should be a Low Dresser and a Small Dresser near by.

Arthur Hastings says "I think I've already been judged... and punished, thank you." every time he walks near this area.

## Objectives

* Stop the Stoning
* Open the chest

## Details

**October 15, 1964 at 3:30PM**

Go forth, and sin no more!

I wonder what's in that chest?

**October 15, 1964 at 2:30PM**

So Charles Peter has finally gone around the bend. He's quite a menace, isn't he? I
ought to get him to stop doing that, before he hurts somebody.

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Church Services

## Content

To Whomsoever Opens This Missive

Dear fellow Wellingtonian --

-- For are we not all still fellow citizens of Wellington Wells?

Good news! God has not forsaken us. He is still with us, even amidst the rubble of
these waste lands.

Do not take our present suffering as a sign of His abandonment! For He tested his only
Son even to His mortal limit. Like Job, let us never lose faith.

For there are those who turn aside from His love, who have given their faith to
witchcraft, or the most outlandish of vegetable idols, or even demons of unspeakable
shape!

Do not succumb to these delusions! Where there is faith, there is redemption. And if
you have lost hope in his life, then all the more should you prepare yourself for the
next.

Let us gather, Sunday at noon, on the bridge to Lud's Holm, and make ourselves a
congregation.

Yours In Christ,

Rev. Charles Peter

Formerly of St. George's Church

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Bridge

## Content

October 8

Executive Committee

City Hall

5 The Parade

Wellington Wells

Dear Committee Members:

It's a lovely day for it!

We are ransacking the last of the old Victory gardens. There might be enough potatos
in the entire Garden District to last two weeks. Do you plan to starve us all to death?

If you have no food to spare, could you at least open the Bridge so that we can try our
luck in the wilderness? I'd rather die by a bandit's hand than starve. It's so much more
glamorous.

Your former neighbors,

Colin Drysdale

Elliot Fitz-Lloyd

Chris Fox

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Biological Hazard

## Strategy

It's possible to get an infection while picking up the empty syringes. If this happens
you will need an Antibacterial Bandage.

Find and clean up:

Dirty Bandage - 4

Empty Pill Bottle - 2

Empty Syringe - 2

## Objectives

* Talk to Thomas Cream
* Give Thomas a Neximide
* Tidy the Pond
* Talk to Thomas Again.

## Details

**October 22, 1964 at 3:30PM**

Aren't I the do-gooder?

He'd better be terribly grateful. I wonder what he's got to say for himself.

**October 22, 1964 at 3:00PM**

There we go. That's better, isn't it?

Tidy a toxic pond -- that sounds awfully altruistic. What if I get stuck with one of those
needles he's talking about?

I hope he doesn't throw this up before it helps him.

**October 22, 1964 at 2:30PM**

That poor guy keeps throwing up into that horrible bog. Is he too sick to realize it's
making him sick? I should see what's going on.

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Cellar

## Strategy

There are 2 guards at the entrance. Take down the walking guard in front and run away.
Stay hidden for at least 30 minutes in game time.

When returning, walk on top of the brick entrance and drop down behind the second guard from behind.

Use a Basic Lockpick to gain entrance into the Cellar.

Once inside walk up to the guard sitting in the chair and immediately talk to him. Walk behind him and take him down once Arthur Hastings stops talking.

Walk into the back room slowly, there is another guard in there. Take him down.

The final guard is upstairs. Walk up to him and immediately talk to him. Walk behind him and take him down once Arthur Hastings stops talking.

There is a Chest on top of the rafters, above the scotch barrels.

## Items

Campfire

Chest

Glass Bottle

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