Pants On Fire

## Plot

After Luis gets kidnapped by the Orion and his friends, he’s ordered to follow Orion’s directions but Luis starts irritating them with his attitude, dim-witted mind and some of his smarts.

## Characters

* Orion
* Kamarion
* Chains
* Luis
* Arion
* Rodrick
* Kameron
* Nehemiah
* Brandy
* Channon
* Others

## Script

*[Luis is sitting in the living room, writing in a small notebook. Kameron and Arion are arguing over who would win a wrestle fight.]*

***Kameron***: I could beat you before you could even get the chance to touch me.

***Arion***: No way, Kameron. I could break your bones without touching you. I could be like.. you know— Superman?

***Kameron***: Oh, pal. You wish.

*[Luis writes more in his notebook and laughs sarcastically.]*

***Luis**:* Hehe*, “You wish”.*

*[Arion & Kameron look at Luis. Arion sighs in* *frustration.]*

***Arion***: Luis, stop writing about us!

***Luis***: I’m not writing about *you*! I’m writing about… ot—other people.

***Kameron***: … Who??

*[Luis pauses for a long time. Then he looks at Arion.]*

***Luis***: Adin, and..

*[He looks at Kameron]*

***Luis***: *[Continues writing.]* Adin.. and Kaiden.. are looking— looking at Liam.

*[Arion and Kameron look at Luis with an angry look on their faces. Luis nervously writes more.]*

***Luis***: Adin and Kaiden are angry…

***Kameron***: Okay, fine! Fine! You know what *i’m* gonna do? I will just write about… Liam. *Liam* is sitting in the chair.

***Arion***: Ooh.

***Luis***: Okay, i see what you are doing.

***Kameron***: *[Writing]* Liam sees what i’m doing.

***Arion***: Ooh!

***Luis***: Oh, I have tasted my own medicine and let me tell you it is *BITTER*!

*[Kameron groans and just walks out of the living room. Arion shrugs and heads upstairs.]*

***Luis***: I guess they didn’t like my story..

*[The telephone suddenly rings.]*

***Luis***: Oh? Wonder who that could be. *[Picks it up.]* Hello??

***Orion***: Hello, Luis.

***Luis***: Wait, who is this? The pizza delivery guy?

**Orion**: Ye— what? No, this is Orion! I’m from the other side of Toon World.

***Luis***: Oh, so you’re an alien??

***Orion***: …No, i’m not an alien you idiot. I’m a *counterpart*.

***Luis***: Sooo... i guess this means *no* pizza.

***Orion***: *[Facepalms.]* Listen, I will give you *two* options. You ether come work for me in Dark World *or*.. you suffer the consequences.

***Luis***: No, I’m bored of you now. Goodbye. *[Hangs up.]*

***Orion***: What the— Hello? Ugh. *[Slams phone.]* He hung up. Now i have no choice but to *FORCE* him into this.

***Chains***: That’s cool and all but how are you gonna do that?

***Orion***: Don’t worry, i’ve got a plan. A *pizza* plan.

***Chains***: So you’re getting pizza?

***Orion***: No, I’m— ugh, never-mind. Just follow my lead.

*[Later, back at Castle. Luis is reading a book. Then, a sudden knock is heard at the door.]*

***Luis***: Who’s that? *[Stands up and walks to the door, opening it. The “pizza delivery man” is at the door, holding a box of pizza.]*

***“Pizza man”***: Hey, kid! I’m here to tell you that you’ve just won a free pizza!

***Luis***: What? What do you mean by “won”? I didn’t do anything.

***“Pizza man”***: Oh, everytime we spin a wheel, it randomly selects a name, and it appears that you have won!

***Luis***: That’s kinda cool. Well, can i have the pizza now?

***“Pizza man”***: Of course you can but we just need one favor from you. Can you come outside for a second?

***Luis***: *[Tilts head and shrugs.]* Okay? *[Steps outside, closing the castle door.]* What do you need me to— *[He suddenly gets grabbed from behind, mouth being covered by Chains. The “pizza delivery man” then takes his costume off, revealing Orion. Luis was squirming a bit and angrily muffled yelling.]*

**Orion**: Finally! Now, you will work for me, kid. *[They start dragging him to a type of driving device and get in, driving off.]*

*[Later, in the living room, Arion, Nehemiah, Kameron and Rodrick are sitting in the living room. The telephone suddenly rings.]*

Arion: *[Picks it up]* Hello??

Luis, on the other line: *[Unfazed]* Arion, how do i bash someone’s head?

Arion: What?? Luis, what we you doing??

Luis: Oh! Nothing. It’s just that this creature named Orion is trying—

*[Luis gets interrupted by a loud noise. Orion knocked down the door of the room Luis was hiding in.]*

Orion: Where did you get that phone?! Give me that!! *[They both start wrestling as the phone somehow disconnects.]*

Arion, on the other line: Luis?? Hello?? *[Puts the telephone down]* Guys, we’ve got to help Luis. Orion kidnapped him.

Kameron: Oh, wow. Him again? This is getting tiresome.

Arion: Tell me about it. But that doesn’t matter now. We just need to save Luis before Orion actually hurts him!

Channon: And we will have to go now. Who knows what Orion could be planning.

Arion: Let’s go in the limo!

[They all go outside the castle and then into their black limo, driving down the road of Toon World. Meanwhile, in the Dark World, Orion is making Luis work for him. He is forcing him to build a machine.]

Luis: I don’t know how to build a machine!

Orion: I don’t care! Figure it out! *[He sits down in his chair.]*

Luis: *[Yawns]* I’m not really in the mood to build a machine.

Orion: *[Laughs]* Good one. Now, hurry up with my machine!

Luis: *[Puts tools down and sits on the floor]* No, i don’t really feel like it.

Orion: I command you to work on the machine, NOW!

Luis: Tell you what, half-pint: Why don’t you just ask me later?! I’m too tired to do this.

Orion: *[growls in fury]* I command you to make me a machine this instant!

Luis: [Crossing his arms] No!

Orion: Don’t back sass me!

Luis, mocking Orion: Do ba da ma!