Abstract Thought (1995)

Chick Hicks, Eugene Carbureski, and Rusty Wallace get stuck into the Abstract Thought in the middle of going to the Indianapolis Motor Speedway.

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Rusty Wallace: Look! There is a short cut!

Eugene Carburaski: But it says, DANGER! KEEP OUT!

Chick Hicks: I hate this place!

Jeff Gorvette: CHICKEN HICKS! (pushes Chick into Abstract Thought)

Dale Earnhardt: EUGENE CRAPURESKI! (intimidates Eugene and pushes the latter into Abstract Thought)

Rowley Boltstrike: RUSTED WALLACE! (pushes Rusty into Abstract Thought)

Chick, Eugene and Rusty: DON'T PUT US IN!

Jeff Gorvette: Let's go!

Dale Earnhardt: Right behind you, kid!

Rowley Boltstrike: Hey! What for me!

Abstract Thought crew: Huh? Looks like there are racers inside the Abstract Thought! We have to get them out!

Chick Hicks: WE HAVE TO AND WE'RE GONNA EAT JERK GORVETTE, DALE EARNCRAP AND ROBY BOLTSHOCK!

Eugene Carburaski: YEAH! OR WE'RE GONNA THROW THEM OF A CLIFF AND GET RUN OVER BY BUFFALO!

Rusty Wallace: OR WE'LL BRAKE THEM APART USING A BIG HAMER!

Abstract Thought worker #1: Huh? There mean racers!

Abstract Thought worker #2: Chick Hicks, Eugene Carburaski an Rusty Wallace!

Abstract Thought worker #1: WE'LL CLOSE THE DOOR AND YOU'LL ALL STAY INSIDE THE ABSTRAC THOUGHT BUILDING! (closes the door)

Chick, Eugene and Rusty: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Abstract Thought crew: Bye!

Jeff Gorvette: Come on! Let's get to our haulers!

Rowley Boltstrike: I can't wait to run my first Brickyard 400 as a rookie!

Dale Earnhardt: Oh yeah!

(Jeff, Dale and Rowley went into their haulers)

(meanwhile inside the Abstract Thought Building)

Chick Hicks: Looks dark in here!

Eugene Carburaski: Yeah! We must get out of here!

(suddenly, it turns on)

Rusty Wallace: Hey! Look at that!

Chick Hicks: Oh no! What's happening?

Eugene Carburaski: Oh no! I think they turned it on!

Rusty Wallace: Huh!

(Rusty Wallace's face becomes Picasso-esque blocky structure)

Rusty Wallace: Never seen this before.

Chick Hicks and Eugene Carburaski: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! (become Picasso-esque blocky structures) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rusty Wallace: MY FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!

(Rusty Wallace's rest of his body becomes a Picasso-esque blocky structure)

Rusty Wallace: WOH!

Chick Hicks: WHAT'S GOING ON!

Eugene Carburaski: WE'RE ATRACTING! THERE'RE 4 STAGES! THIS IS THE FIRST, NON OBJECTIVE FRAGMENTATION!

Rusty Wallace: ALL RIGHT! DO NOT PANIC! AND WHAT'S IMPORTANT, IS THAT WE ALL STAY TOGEATHER! (loses his left rear end) OH!

(Chick Hicks and Eugene Carburaski's bodies break and fall apart)

Chick Hicks: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eugene Carburaski: WE'RE IN THE 2ND STAGE! WE'RE DECONSTRUCTING!

Rusty Wallace: RUN! (breaks and falls apart) AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T FEEL MY TIRES! (totches one of his tires) Oh! There they are!

Chick Hicks: COME ON! LET'S BRING BACK TOGETHER!

(Rusty, Chick and Eugene put their parts back togeather)

Eugene Carburaski: WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE! OR WE'LL TURN INTO NOTHING BUT SHAPE AND COLOR! WE'LL GET STUCK HERE FOREVER!

Chick Hicks: GETTING STUCK HERE FOREVER? WHY ARE WE IN HERE!

Rusty Wallace: I TOLD YOU! JEFF, DALE AND ROWLEY PUSHED US INTO THE ABSTRACT THOUGHT WHILE IT SAYS "DANGER, KEEP OUT"!

Chick Hicks: (sees his hauler) MY HAULER!

Eugene Carburaski: (sees his hauler) MINE TOO!

(the screen squeezes in on Chick, Eugene and Rusty)

(Chick, Eugene and Rusty become 2-D drawings)

Eugene Carburaski: OH NO! WE'RE 2-DIMENTIONAL! THAT'S STAGE 3!

Chick Hicks: WE'RE GETTING NO WHERE!

Rusty Wallace: DEPTH! I'M LACKING DEPTH!

Chick Hicks: COME ON! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! (climbs up to the exit floor level, but luckly, couldn't fit)

Chick Hicks: WE CAN'T FIT!

(Chick Hicks becomes an HTB Bank, Rusty Wallace becomes a blue Miller Lite can, and Eugene Carburaski becomes a Tank Coad milkshake)

Eugene Carburaski: OH NO! WE'RE NON-FIGURATIVE! THIS IS THE LAST STAGE!

Rusty Wallace: WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT!

Eugene Carburaski: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (becomes a thin line) Wait! We're 2-Dimentional! FALL ON YOUR FACE!

(Chick and Rusty become thin lines)

Chick Hicks: RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

Rusty Wallace: WAIT FOR ME!

(Chick, Eugene and Rusty escape)

(Chick and Eugene's haulers leave)

Chick Hicks: STOP! STOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Chick, Eugene and Rusty become regular again)

Chick Hicks: Oh no! We missed or haulers!

Eugene Carburaski: Now we'll never get to the Brickyard 400!

Chick Hicks: You said that Jeff, Dale and Rowley pushed us in!

Rusty Wallace: I did! Wow! They should not send us in there! That's dangerous! Inside looks like a nightmare when they turn it on.

Chick Hicks: How can we get to the next race?

Eugene Carburaski: Yeah! We lost our haulers!

Rusty Wallace: I have an idea! Let's go to my hauler!

Chick and Eugene: Ok!

(Rusty Wallace, Chick Hicks and Eugene Carburaski drive to Rusty's hauler)

Chick Hicks: HA HA HA! We're finally gonna get to Indianapolis!

(meanwhile in Jeff Gorvette's hauler)

Jeff Gorvette: I'm so glad that the mean racers will be stuck in the Abstract Building forever!

Jeff Gorvette's hauler: I know! Chick Hicks, Eugene Carburaski and Rusty Wallace!

Jeff Gorvette: I hope I'm gonna win the Brickyard 400 this season!