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Hepatitis Z

Hepatits Z was a deadly infection of the wheel which was predominantly found in cars, trucks, motocycles, and President Floordeck. The symptoms included wheel inflammation, air leakage, spoke breakage, and flu-like temperatures and nausea.

Hepatitis Z is found in the stool and blood of vehicles who are infected. Hepatitis Z is very contagious. It is spread when someone unknowingly inhales the exhaust fumes of the infected — even in microscopic amounts — through close personal contact with an infected vehicle or through eating contaminated food or drink. Symptoms of hepatitis Z can last up to 2 months and include fatigue, nausea, stomach pain, and jaundice. Most vehicles with hepatitis A do not have long-lasting illness. The best way to prevent hepatitis Z is to get vaccinated.

Radiator Springs frequently experiences breakouts of Hepatitis Z, usually two to three times per month.
Battle of Alexandria

## Final Battle

The Battle of Alexandria was one of the final major battles in the Great META War. Rick Hernia commanded a legion of 4000 of Earth's finest in the M.T.O, opposing the Combine Grand General Grievous and an (as per usual) seemingly limitless supply of Combine forces and weaponry.

As the battle raged in the atmosphere above and on the ground below, soldiers on both sides paused the fighting momentarily- watching the skeleton of Waifuria Prime rise over the Alexandria horizon, a bone-chilling omen of what was to come.

## Superpredators

As Rick Hernia's legion was nearly defeated, A squad of Superpredators was deployed to reinforce the depleted M.T.O footsoldiers. The Superpedators tore through the Combine defenses, eventually coming to face Grievous. The Superpredators and Grievous engaged in an intense duel, which resulted in Grievous retreating back to his ship.

## Death of Rick Hernia

Just as they appeared to be about to win the battle, all of the Superpredators fell limp to the ground. A Combine EMP had been deployed. General Grievous immediately turned and rushed back to Rick Hernia's encampment, stepping over bodies of snythetic and organic nature alike.

Grievous arrived at the scene and began slaughtering Rick's few remaining troops. General Grievous grabbed Rick Hernia's head and twisted it all the way around, popping it clean off. This was the end of Rick's physical existence for quite some time, although he recovered from his injuries.
Albuquerque

Albuquerque was a North American City in the United States and was also designated by the C.O.C.K. as a “serious omniversal threat”. This was due to the three dozen or so miniature black holes which hovered in the southwestern area of the city, remnants of the Glue Factory Incident.

### Anomalous Realities in Albuquerque

Starting right after the Black Holes were formed in 1 A.B. the gravity in Albuquerque became increasingly erratic. At times, objects would float above the city, with no discernable origin, and either crash violently to the ground or vanish. On top of this, the fabric of reality seemed to be actively ripping apart. By 30 AB, time flowed backwards in certain areas of the city. Drones and humanoids which entered the city often returned (if at all) with hideous deformations and irreversible genetic modifications. According to a certified Medical Professional, some of the most common ailments include:

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Replacement of Carbon with Silicon in the body [2]

Replacement of mitochondria in the cells with chloroplasts [4]

Legume Arrangements (immediately lethal) [10]

Replacement of Epidermis with Denim [2]

Reversal of Bloodform and subsequent Cerebral Contraction [10]

Chronic Addiction to Pac-Man Party (the patient’s heart will cease to pump blood if not exposed to Pac-Man Party in 30 minute intervals). [5]

Calendar Eyes [4]

Subwoofer Larynx Disease [2]

Titanium Bones and Gold Cartilidge Condition[1]

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Hawaiian Sun Liver Disease [3]

Eternal Elongation Condition (incredibly painful; the patient’s bones will increase in length exponentially each hour, even after brain death) [10]

Albuquerque was also well known as a base of operations for the Human Breeding Facility from roughly 130 B.B. to 1. A.B.
Kid Named Finger

##### *Not to be confused with Mike Ehrmantraut*

Kid Named Finger, better known as 'Finger' or 'Charles', is an elderly class B4 cryptoid who assumes the form of Mike Ehrmantraut. It has been spotted in numerous occassions simultaneously. Most of these instances occur on the dates from February 28th to March 16th every five years. The most recent sighting of Kid Named Finger was when it was floating motionless approximately 7,000 feet above the Jacksonville Florida City Hall. It remained in that state for nearly fourteen days, causing a minor inconvenience to commercial airlines, who had to reroute their flights to avoid colliding with Finger.

Kid Named Finger was in Portland Oregon at the time of the Final Moment, and thus still exists to this day.

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Hans Gettus

Hans Gettus was an admiral serving in the Combine Empire, who was responsible for overseeing the conquest throughout the Milky Way. Hans was honorably discharged in 232 BB because of his percieved "weaknesses" (these being protecting and rescuing children, killing only when neccessary, and refusing to order orbital bombardments). He was succeeded by Sus E. Amonger, who did not have such reservations.
Fortnite Cube

The Fortnite Cube was a holy religious site and spiritual being in Paris, France. It was deeply important to the Church of Virgins, who worshipped it devoutly. They prayed to the Cube that their bodies would remain "untouched by women" and worked tirelessly to become as greasy and unappealing as humanly possible. Every month, a true Virgin would visit the Cube and provide proof of incel behavior, in a gesture of appeasement.
Shelby L. Barnes

Shelby L. Barnes was an American ectologist and premiere researcher on the Guest Family, a family of supernatural beings which exhibited strange and bizarre behaviors, and which haunted her and her cohort Doctor Jekyll Hyde at their New Jersey Laboratory, eventually driving the latter clinically insane.
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Lambda Incident

The Lambda Incident was a mass casualty event occurring at the Black Mesa Research Facility in 20 BB. It involved a Resonance Cascade (caused by the collision of the Sauron Microcosm and a Xen crystal) which destabilized the fabric of time and space, resulting in Xen creatures entering Earth through emigration and Ronald Reagan's Psychomites becoming a serious problem for the Homeowner's Association of America.
Ghetsin 2

Ghetsin 2 was a large gas giant in the Ghetsin-Todd System. It had numerous small moons, many of which were teeming with silicon-based lifeforms. Interestingly, the lifeforms were the same creatures across the various moons, with slight special variations. Many of these life forms also adapted to live in the upper atmosphere of Ghetsin 2.

### G-3301

G-3301 was raised by the fauna of **Ghetsin 2**'s atmosphere. They carried him around through the skies, and raised him as one of their own. G-3301 eventually would leave Ghetsin 2, in search of other life like him. He was found and captured by a Combine Discovery ship, where he was brainwashed and subsequently trained in military strategy and capuccino making.
Pogult Moe

Pogult Moe was the Omniversal god of plants and vegetables. She took the form of an elephant, while retaining the texture of a Strawberry.

## Pogult

She was birthed from the Maw of President Floordeck in 23 BB. Floordeck's aides, believing Pogult Moe to have been a tumor of some sort, rushed President Floordeck to the nearest hospital, which was not in Brazil. Pogult Moe was discarded and sent off to the Garbage Hole.

## Early Life

Pogult lived for many years in the Garbage Hole, doing nothing much and loitering. Eventually, Pogult Moe was shot by a South African poacher, who had mistaken her for an animal. Pogult Moe skinned this poacher alive.

Pogult Moe became feared by the plants and animals in the Garbage Hole. She ruled with an iron fist. She killed many poachers as well as innocent wildlife, but she never ate them, for that was against her Code of Conduct.

## Bizarre Behavior

Pogult Moe ran away from the Garbage Hole in 4 AB, and the plants and animals withered and died without her presence. She didn't care. Pogult Moe traveled west into the Amazon Rainforest, and eventually stumbled upon something she shouldn't have seen.

Pogult was loaded onto a ship and sent off to Portland Oregon for damnation proceedings.

Here, Pogult seemed to thrive under the superhot temperatures and incessant inferno. She became good friends with the Eye of Sauron, who decided to strike up a deal with her. If she were to bring a Blue Balloon to him, unscathed, she could leave Portland Oregon.

Well, after roughly ten million years, Pogult succeeded. The Eye of Sauron was overjoyed at this, and released Pogult Moe.

## Froe

Froe, a Zerrian Vunderbeast, fell deeply in love with Pogult Moe, and had been waiting outside of the Hell Wall for ten million years. Froe and Pogult Moe began a whirlwind romance which would culminate in their wedding on the Waifuria Prime Sex Stage.

## Death

Pogult Moe never did anything important and died when Froe murdered her. She was probably the least effective god of All Time, and her position was eliminated entirely by the Employers following her demise.
G-Men (Disambiguation)

## G-Man (Disambiguation)

There are several seperate G-Man entities, as well as one law firm, involved in the events of the Rick Hernia Wiki. The 'G' was short for 'Gay', which all of the G-Men were, to varying degrees.

### Entities

G-Man (G-0001)

G-Man (G-3298)
G-Man (Timefracture Alpha) (G-3299)
G-3301 (G-3301)

G-Man (Timefracture Beta) (G-4323)

Codename: Blackbird (G-8520)

### General Information

G-Men are cryptic interdimensional beings, usually resembling a human in appearance. They wear blue suits and various ties. They often discuss their 'Employers' and never do anything without a reason. In a previous omniversal instance, they were responsible for Unforeseen Consequences.
Disaster Of Titan

As Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton was responsible for serving as the chief foreign affairs advisor. She advised President Obamna on both intraplanetary and extraplanetary relations, including those of the American Embassy on Titan, a moon of Saturn.

This was all fine and dandy, until a group of Combine officials reached out to Secretary Clinton in search of American intelligence. The secretary, remembering the Combine as her saviors and rescuers from many years ago, obliged, and emailed approximately 33,000 emails to the Combine providing a general synopsis of the entire Board of Waifuria defense strategy for the next twenty years.

As a result of this, an attack was made out on the Embassy on Titan, and it was revealed through NSA investigations that Hillary had been in contact with Combine officials.
Waifurian Interregnum

the Waifurian Interregnum was the period after the collapse of the Waifurian Empire in which much of the local supercluster fell into a state of lawless anarchy. The period was marred with intergalactic famines and violent civilian protests and uprisings against local governments.

## Death of Waifuria

In the late stages of the Waifurian Empire, the Imperial influence had waned greatly. The Empire, after hundreds of thousands of years of careless spending, rapid expansionism, and militaristic deity worship, had finally reached its final days. Across the galaxies, people yearned for independence; the Mummy's Dynasty had come to an end. After the Waifurian Empire was defeated by the anti-Employeric terrorist sect 'Worlds Without Boundaries' in 100,354 AB (and the subsequent suicide of the heirless Emperor, Bryan Crayon XXVI), the systems under Waifurian Jurisdiction began to gradually break apart from the Waifurian Core. At this point, there was nothing the Empire could do about it. Waifuria was too financially insolvent to buy more weapons, fund their military, or even pay the electric bill in Syndor City. The federal Waifurium ran a deficit of $320 Quadrillion Trillion dollars in 100,352 AB, and that figure was quadrupled by 100,354 AB.

The thinly spread Waifurian Military rapidly retreated into the darkest corners of the Omniverse, being beaten back to the Milky Way within fifteen years of the death of the final Emperor. The Waifurian Empire eventually retracted to a small area in North America, surrounding the capital city of Memphis, Tennessee. Many remaining bureaucrats and government officials were eventually hunted down and tried for their crimes against humanity, and for the utter corruption and disregard for life most had exhibited during their time in office.

The Waifurian Empire was remembered in history books as a tyrannical and genocidal force responsible for colonization and ecological destruction. The Mummy was known far and wide as the figure primarily responsible for the Empire, and became a taboo and sensitive subject across the Omniverse. He was the most evil being ever to live, and he, nor his wretched son, could ever be allowed to wield power again...

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Noxia

Noxia was a large 'Super-Earth' planet in the Inhersloht system. On Noxia, it rained molten iron and diamonds. Noxia was roughly five times as massive as Earth, with 33 times as much surface pressure, due to the intensely thick atmosphere.

## Denizens of Noxia

Noxia was home to ultra-resistant beings, Noxians, who were hyperintelligent but lacked basic verbal communication skills. These beings constructed large underground cities and were renowned throughout the Omniverse for their prowess in medical sciences.

## Tourism

Noxia was the final destination for many ill-prepared travelers, who thought that the beatiful skies of Noxia were to die for. Unfortunately, these travelers were often not suited for the crushing atmospheric pressure and molten rains, and would die instantly upon exposure to the noxious atmosphere.
Saturn

Saturn was a gas giant in the Sol system. Saturn once had beautiful, illustrious rings, but these were all but sucked up by Combine Vacuum Patrol 3 during the Great META War.

### Skylands

Saturn's atmosphere, like its neighbor Jupiter, was home to several civilizations. However, while Jupiter was home to many cloud cities, Saturn instead had lots of primitive, stone-age cultures which were permanently stuck in this era. They suffered what was known as the 'Skyblock Paradox'.

Most of the Skylands were in fact leftover chunks of rock which had once been a part of Saturn's rings. Because of this, these barren space rocks were relatively inhospitable towards life. Nevertheless, microscopic organisms evolved on these desolate rocks, and eventually evolved into the sophisticated but monolithic culture of 'Skylands'.
Forest Man

Despite its name, the Forest Man was not a Man at all.

### Forest Game

The Forest Man was a class D4 Cryptoid which prowled the woodlands of North America and Asia. It hunted for lonely animals and children, which it would then lure into a game of Tic Tac Toe. Survivors of Forest Man report games were always played in the dirt, and chunks of flesh were used as markers. If The Forest Man won, it would begin eating the victim alive. if the victim won, Forest Man would offer a chunk of its own flesh as penance, and a new game of Tic Tac Toe would begin. The games would usually end after the victim had suffered enough losses of Tic Tac Toe and blood, and fell unconscious on the ground. This was not satisfactory to the Forest Man, and it would often begin pumping its own "blood" into the victim in an attempt to resuscitate them. The victim's body would reject the blood and the individual would suffer a painful and agonizing death.

### Folklore

The Forest Man was behind numerous famous folk tales across the world, such as Sasquatch, Jiangshi, Hansel and Gretel (the witch), among many others. This was due to its uncanny ability to use pheromones to alter the brain chemistry of life forms in its proximity. It would often use this capability to create fictitious and whimsical scenarios before feeding on its victims. It's likely that the Forest Man did this purely for its own entertainment.

### Trail Cam Incident

In 3 A.B, on June 9th, around 3:00 A.M. EST, the National Parks Service of the United States began receiving an overwhelming number of calls about a "suspicious sighting" in the forest. They recieved over 20,000 of these calls over the next two days, and they all had one thing in common- they were sightings on a trail camera. When the owners of these trail cameras sent in photos of their sightings, they all featured nearly identical images of the Forest Man, staring blankly into the trail camera. This sighting deeply disturbed the National Park Service employees, who sent numerous recon groups out to investigate the mysterious creature. None of these individuals were ever seen again.
Primp

Primp was a creature of little purpose which existed in the oceans of Querria, although no one really cared that much about Primp.

## Omniversal Cataclysm

Primp was the first creature to notice the heat death of the Omniverse. Since Primp was unable to speak or formulate words, Primp could not warn or communicate with anyone about it's dreadful discovery.

## Horrid Death

Primp was mauled to death by a vicious oilsluck in the last days of the Omniverse. Primps' innards became its outards and it slowly bled out.
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Waifurian Vineyard Planet 3.

Waifurian Vineyard Planet 3 was an agricultural hotbet planet located near the galactic core. Nearly the entirety of the planet's surface was utilized for the harvesting of crops and glip.

On Waifurian Vineyard Planet 3, thw means of production were owned by the workers, and Joe Biden III operated as the sole member of the **Waifurian Vineyard Planet 3** Police force, killing any and all Waifurian or Combine imperials who attempted to enter their space. This ultimately resulted in the successful revolution of the former Berrandese (now Vineyardigans) against the Waifurian Empire and the sovereignity of Waifurian Vineyard Planet 3 being gained. Thus, for a time, the planet was known as simply **"Vineyard Planet 3**". The people of Vineyard Planet 3 lived in harmony for nearly 900,000 years, until the onset of the Great META War 3, wherein an Enclave Desolation Crew arrived, led by Mummywife Dr. Jill Biden, and conquered the planet once again.
Wicked Beetlebrat of Winnepeg, Manitoba

The Wicked Beetlebrat of Winnepeg, Manitoba was a soullean Buge Atronach. It towered above the average human at 504 feet tall. It lurked in the forests and plains outside of Winnipeg; often resting beside highways or cornfields. And on dark, cold nights, when wretched misfortunate vehicles drove by, alone, unaccompanied by any other, the Wicked Beetlebrat would strike. It would fly up off of the ground like a reverse domino, shrieking and screaming, and then slam its large, flat body back down on top of the victim, crushing any car, truck, or tractor beneath and feasting on its occupants. This was not grand. Or perhaps it was grand, depending on if you were concerned about world overpopulation. Regardless, Manitoba, Canada wasn't exactly a booming population center for most of Omniversal History, and the Wicked Beetlebrat helped to ensure that fact.
Pandajerker (Scourge of China)

The Pandajerker was a Class VB cryptoid which prowled the forests of China, disguising itself as a panda to unsuspecting travelers. Then, when they least expected it, the Pandajerker would launch into a politically misinformed tirade, belittling the travelers and calling them 'lesbians'. (It's thought the Pandajerker was so homophobic because it was actually closeted, and was jealous of individuals who lived their truths).

When the travelers argued with the Pandajerker, they would usually win the argument, as the Pandajerker was very politically misinformed. The Pandajerker would then enter Breeding Mode. It would begin to 'jerk' its seven reproductive stalks in front of the travelers. It would often find an actual panda bear to mount and, unfortunately, disembowel during this time. The Pandajerker would then turn to the travelers, and try to argue again, before running away like the fragile misinformed political brainlet that it was.
Yonise Escapade

In 6 A.B, the Yonise breached containment, when it realized the prison it was kept had been constructed of plastic spoons. It left the Yonise Stronghold intact miraculously, but began to angrily fly through the streets shrieking and raining hellfire down on the citizens of Delaware. The Board of Waifuria immediately launched a squad of elite troopers to quell the Yonise' uprising. Unfortunately, it was already too late by the time that their forces arrived; the Yonise had singlehandedly obliterated every phallic tower in town. The Sauron Microcosm was also lost during the **Yonise Escapade**. When asked to comment about why it was so selective about destroying the suggestive buildings, the Yonise cited its strict Catholic upbringing and values of modesty.
Mar-A-Lago Cataclysm

The Mar-A-Lago Cataclysm was a disastrous multi-national emergency which occurred on March 6, 0 AB. As the Combine-19 Pandemic raged on across the United States, President Donald J. Trump (The Ancient Magarrish MAGA King) was faced with a new challenge when a 50-foot tall man appeared at his private Mar-A-Lago residence and began torching the place with fire.

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Ronald Wilson Reagan was the 40th President of the United States and God Emperor of the Hypnofield. He was elected in 40 BB, and entered office in 39 BB. He resigned nine months into his term, after he was shot in the stomach by an assailant. His Vice President, George H.W. Bush, was appointed president.

But Reagan wasn't done with politics. He became a symbolic figure in America, a marker of all that was good and grand in the nation. He was paraded around by the United States government as a mascot, giving speeches across the country about why the country was so great.

## Hypnofield Geopolitical Career

In 34 BB, Reagan tripped and fell in Chattanooga, Tennessee, and clipped into a nonreal plane known as the Hypnofield.

Reagan became the godlike ruler of the Hypnofield. All of the psychomites and dreamwurfs of the mystical interdimensional realm bowed down to Reagan. He implemented an economic plan known as "Trickle Down Hypno-economics", whereby one Neuronium ingot could be traded for the life of a adolescent psychomite. In this ethereal realm, Reagan governed over the entire Hypnofield.

## Xen Invasion

A large seepwall existed around the Hypnofield; this was designed to prevent creatures from escaping the Hypnofield. On one side of the wall was the Hypnofield; on the other, the Border World Xen.

Reagan made interdimensional contact (via Blackberry Cellular Devices) with the creatures in Xen. After reaching the Nihilanth, he demanded, over the phone, "Mister Nihilanth, Tear Down this Wall!".

Well, the Nihilanth refused to oblige. Reagan then commanded the psychomites to begin gnawing at the wall. After a quantum fluctuation of infinite psychomites was generated, Reagan's forces eventually penetrated the defenses.

The psychomites began invading and destroying Xen. As it happened, the Lambda Incident occurred soon after this, and Reagan's psychomites, attaching themselves to various Xen fauna, lept into the Overworld, where they would begin eating away at the houses of North America.

Reagan himself oversaw the decimation of many houses in the terrestrial realm, but notably, those houses of minorities or crack cocaine users.

He never returned from the Hypnofield though, but he is said to visit the dreams of unlucky residents of Portland Oregon, for reasons unclear at the time of this publication.
Nut

Nut was a horrific creature which prowled the American South, preying on innocent Peanut Farmers. It was thought that Nut was the spirit of Peanuts Past, who came back each October 21st to haunt and immolate the farmers which had slaughtered so many innocent peanuts in years past. Nut was a local legend, and the tale of Nut was used to make children stay inside during the month of October.
Portland Oregon

***Not to be confused with Portland, Oregon.***

Portland Oregon is the Omniverses' singular man-constructed Hell, which resides where Portland, Oregon formally was settled. Nobody is sure who exactly commissioned the construction for the man-made Hell. Residents of Portland, Oregon woke up on August 2nd 20 B.B. to find that their homeland had been turned into a hellscape featuring molten lava, volcanos, pits of dead bodies, dead trees and grass, red skies and no vegan substitutes. The Eye of Sauron is the purveyor of the damned souls who will never escape Hell's grasp.

The Waifurian Board for Names decided this monumental change warranted the removal of the comma from Portland, Oregon's name.

Outrage was widespread as multiple Portlandians took to the streets to protest the sudden and inexplicable terraforming of their city. Multiple protestors claimed the changes were due to "rapid climate change" (which was later debunked, after the appearance of the Eye of Sauron).

Portland Oregon was the 7th largest human-made construction in the Omniverse, taking the place of the previous Iron Dildo (a structure which was Portland, Oregon's pride and joy before the Hellification).

Portland Oregon also appeared to survived the Final Moment, with its denizens forced to exeperience eternal damnation, frozen on the brink of total atomic annihilation.
Makemake

Makemake was a dwarf planet in the Kuiper belt of the Solar System. It was the home planet of the Gleryate, and was thus a prosperous and enlightened world (although, the Gleryate were rarely there). Usually, Makemake was inhabited by cosmic horrors who were traversing the Omniverse, and needed somewhere to rest far from the watchful eye of the Waifurian Empire.
The Lot

The Lot was a quantum space which existed in between the third and fourth dimensions. Bizarrely, the only objects in the lot were three-dimensional cars, and cement pavement. The pavement extended in a flat plane infinitely in all directions. The Lot was the only known Superflat World in the Rick Hernia Omniverse.

## How to Get In

In order to get into the Lot, one had to perform a precise series of jumps off of a triangle-shaped boulder in the Northwest Angle of Minnesota. If performed correctly, the individual would clip through the ground and fall for several thousand feet, before landing, permanently, in the lot.

## What to Do

Assuming that one could survive the fall, they could enjoy many different activities in the Lot, including:

* Walking aimlessly until starvation and death

## Friends

Six cryptoid-like entities, comprised entirely out of car parts, inhabited the Lot. These were known as the Friends. They euthanized visitors who crossed their paths.

The origins of the Friends was thought to have been the result of an ancient Bwemer experiment gone awry, as the bolts and redstone engineering of the Friends exhibited a level of technological prowess only seen in the Bwemer.
Pluto (City)

###### *Not to be confused with Pluto (Planet) or Pluto (God)*

Pluto was the Omniversal Capital of Death and Suffering, and was the #1 rated Underworld on TripAdvisor until Portland Oregon. Located on Pluto, Pluto was ruled by the god of death and reparations, Pluto.

## Location

Nestled in a large, dark crater on the North Pole of Pluto, the city of Pluto was a bustling hub of damned souls and traveling merchants. Despite what modern theocracies might have taught, in the Rick Hernia Omniverse, every soul was damned from birth. As such, Pluto was filled with the souls of every entity who had ever lived in the history of the Omniverse. The city was forced to expand over thirteen times over the course of the eons, eventually slowing expansion after many souls began relocating to Portland Oregon. (It was a much warmer and brighter place, and the Eye of Sauron was seen more favorably in the eyes of the departed than the city's mayor, Pluto).

## Government

The eternal overlord and elected mayor of Pluto was the god of death and reparations, Pluto. Pluto named the city of Pluto after himself (and also named Pluto after himself). Pluto presided over the Plutonian Parliament, which had roughly seven million political parties and fourteen billion representatives. Pluto was the most direct democracy of All Time.

## Relations with the Soullean Zombie Hoodluck Chim Ding Factorium

It was Plutonian custom to mail-order one's corpse to be delivered to Pluto, so one could look upon their decaying remains and be at peace. Unfortunately these corpses often reanimated, and were cast out from the city walls because of this. This led to the Soullean Zombie Hoodluck Chim Ding Factorium being formed, a brigade of nomadic soulless zombies who scoured Pluto.
Mr. Grape Juice

Mr. Grape Juice (Americanized as Mr. GJ) was the god of Wine and Spirits (Alcholic), who resided on the aptly-named planet EB 304503, later known as Waifurian Vineyard Planet 3.

## Death

Mr. Grape Juice passed away due to overintoxication during a victory celebration following the defeat of Enclave Vineyard Governess Dr. Jill Biden at the hands of the voracious freedom fighter Gorilla Z and the Vineyard Wage Labourers.

## Mr. Grape Juice

### Aliases

Grapey J.
Gray-Jay

Grapey

Mr. Grape

The Grape-ist to Ever Live

## Biographical information

### Place of death

Divine Orchard, Waifurian Vineyard Planet 3
Waifuria Prime

Ghetsin 3A

**Waifuria Prime** was an artificial planetoid constructed in 4 A.B. under the supervision of North American Overlord Joe Biden . It was built in orbit of Ghetsin 3, where the Legume was used as an eternal power source. After leaving the orbit of Ghetsin 3, Waifuria Prime converted to an Ohio Greenspill fluid based generator.

Waifuria Prime was the first official artificially intelligent artificial satellite that acted as an authentic satellite-based satellite state for an artificially official government entity. The artificial satellite became known universally for being the first artificially intelligent artificial satellite operating as an authentic artificial satellite state.

### Commercialization

By 6A.B., Waifuria Prime was a bustling intergalactic hub. With over 10,000 vendors opening shop on the space station, Biden felt the need to delegate his duties to someone else. His top pick for this was Bryan Crayon IV, the great-grandson of the architect of the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid. Bryan Crayon became the Governor of Waifuria Prime, but it was clear from the start that his intentions were always to turn a profit for North America, and nothing else.

### G-Man, G-Man, and Goodman Acquisition

In 22 A.B., G-Man, G-Man Alpha, and Saul Goodman acquired Waifuria Prime as the result of a nasty lawsuit against Joe Biden. The three began even further transforming the space station into a corporate hellscape. Bryan Crayon was excecuted by firing squad and Saul became the De Facto Governor of Waifuria Prime.

Obliteration

Waifuria Prime was obliterated during the WWB's Liberation War by Larry Foulke while in orbit around Trytinia, after falling back into Waifurian Hands sometime after the Great META War 2. It was destroyed when Larry struck the satellite's cooling system with his starship, causing a chain reaction of explosions throughout the artificial planetoid. Who in there right mind would design such a stupidly obvious weak point in such a powerful battle station...?
Yonise Holotour of Paris

## Yonise Paris Holotour

in 1 A.B, the Yonise visited Paris, France via holoprojection from its prison in Delaware. The Yonise visited the Louvre and the Eiffel Tower. It left a moderately good review of 4.5 stars on TripAdvisor, but noted that the city was not constructed for those of “larger predispositions”.

The only individual who seemed to know about this occurring was G-Man (Timefracture Alpha), who posted a warning about the Yonise being “released” and later commented further on the matter. G-Man seemed unaware that the Yonise was only a projection and not physically present in the historical European City.
Twink Poll Test

The twink poll test was a poll test conducted by Rick Hernia and Keith Cumshoes on the entire male population of Earth in 1 A.B. Every male's BMI, headshot, and body type were entered into the Twinkotron 2000 and poll tests were distributed worldwide. Ultimately, the poll was narrowed down to a bracket of eight of the globe's top twinks. The poll test was paused for three months in order to 'build suspense', according to a source who preferred to remain anonymous. When the brief recess ended, the bracket was completed. The winner of the twink poll test, and the world's 'twink of all twinks' was declared to be a Mr. Mario D'ittalino of Florence, Italy. Unfortunately, Mr. D'ittalino was displeased with this result and allegedly physically assaulted and verbally abused the Twinkotron 2000. This resulted in his arrest by the U.S. CIA and his permanent dissapearance.
Pennsylvania Mad Men

The Pennsylvania Mad Men were a group of anti-Combine revolutionaries who were active across Ohio and Pennsylvania during the Great META War. They used synthetic rainbows to signal battle tactics to one another. They worked with the MTO and American Military to dispel the intergalactic invaders. Among their members were Wotter and Benjamin Afton.

## Post-War Activities

After the end of the Great META War, the Pennsylvania Mad Men became highly influential in terms of Ohioan governance. Many of the Pennsylvania Mad Men were elected to the newly established Ohioan parliament. They greatly outnumbered the strength of Ohioan President Xiao Ling, who resigned after several weeks of fighting with the Mad Men and struggling to contact any foreign nation.

The Mad Men were staunch advocates of Ohioan Independence. For around three years, they were making great strides, until the formation of the North American Overlorddom.

## Rebellion of the Mad Men

In 2 AB, the North American Overlorddom was conquering large quantities of North America, having absorbed Canada and Mexico into the infantile empire. A Waifurian commander, a woman by the name of Jamie Silver, arrived at the Ohioan border and demanded to speak with the Pennsylvania Mad Men. They refused, and launched cows over the border wall at Mrs. Silver. She blew a hole through the wall in retaliation, and began occupying southern Ohio.

The Mad Men were very disgusted at this, and formulated a rebellion. They stationed themselves carefully around Ohio,  roughly a few hundred feet away from each Overlorddic Encampment. Then, in a grand show of fireworks and magic, the Madness of the Mad Men was finally explained.

## Potions of Grand Design

The Mad Men had a special cultural elixir, known as “Rage Concentrate”. Anyone who consumed this would immediately become super muscular and all-powerful, doubling in size.

These potions of Grand Design were all consumed simultaneously by the Pennsylvania Mad Men on June 18th, 2 AB. The ensuing rampage resulted in the deaths of over 4,000 Overlorddic troops, and the destruction of most encampments.

## Bombing Of Columbus 2

The Second Bombing of Columbus was a large-scale nuclear tragedy which occurred, again, in Columbus, Ohio, roughly 24 years after the first Bombing.

After the Pennsylvania Mad Men had successfully repelled the attacks of the North American Overlorddom, a rotten decision was made by the Overlord to deploy the top-secret Nuclear Pumpkin 2. This Pumpkin had been engineered in the Black Mesa Research Facility to deal maximum damage on beings and matter. It was the most powerful bomb ever constructed on Earth at that point.

### Ohio Grand Calamity

The Grand Ohioan Calamity ensued. The Pumpkin was dropped, yet again, on Columbus Ohio, for old times sake. The Nuclear Pumpkin 2 decimated every single living thing in Ohio, turning the place into a desolate nuclear wasteland. The Pennsylvania Mad Men were all slaughtered. Ohio was stripped of its sovereignty and, by 10 AB, was made an official part of the Waifurian Empire.
The Force

The Force was a metaphysical and ubiquitous power. It was wielded by "Force-Sensitive" individuals who demonstrated extraordinary abilities. The Force was not something one chose; the Force always chose those who would be Force-Sensitive. However, eating large quantities of Bismuth was known to increase Force Sensitivity among sentient lifeforms. Rick Hernia was one of the most prominent Force-Wielders in the Omniverse, and he spread the way of the Force across the stars.
Perry

Perry was both the Board of Waifuria representative and elected 1st President of Jacksonville Florida.

### Relatives

Madeline Hawthorne (Mother, Deceased)Franklin Hawthorne (Father)

## Physical description

### Eye color

Blue

He was known for ignoring his duties as president, and traveling to Mexico every weekend to party with young women. He was a wine enthusiast and a big fan of fishing. He was outraged when the Board Of Waifuria based its center of operations on the mythical Bass Pro Shops Pyramid (Although he begrudgingly accepted the position on the Board). He owned 43 yachts, which he purchased with money he almost certainly stole from Mexico, although it can never be proven.

### Early Life

Perry grew up in Jacksonville, Florida (not to be confused with Jacksonville Florida) raised by a wealthy family and with no other siblings. He was a pioneer in the tech world, creating numerous tech start ups such as Pearly (pronounced Pear-lee). His expertise in that field helped him launch Jacksonville Florida into a great nation.

### Last Name

Perry had a last name, but he had it legally erased sometime around 20 B.B. He cited 'irrevocable differences' as the reason for the erasure.
The Wrath Of M.J

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**The Wrath Of M.J** refers to the event in which multiple potato and various other root vegetable famines occurred globally for approximately 800 years.

The multiple centuries of crop failures were caused by a series of events which displeased the **God of plentiful harvest**, **Michael Jackson**. During the late 15th century (Old Earth Calendar), a group of around 80-90 middle school students were taken on a field trip to a farmstead in Ohio (which was later found out to be Jezebels' future residence) when a squadron of government officials visited the property to commission the growth and genetic testing for the great American "Nuclear Pumpkin" to be used in the event of a resonance cascade scenario. The excessive use of performance enhancing drugs on local produce and flora resonated with the Gods, who became displeased with the people of Old Earth.

## Michael Jackson

**Michael Jackson** was the former **God of plentiful harvest** until he was disgraced due to his multiple allegations of sexual assault on minors at his temple, Neverland Ranch. His banishment from the round table of Gods appealed the **Wrath Of M.J curse** on global root vegetable harvest. The lasting effects resonated so hard with Old Earth that potato variants and species were reduced down to 3 core archetypes:

1. Chat Potatoes
2. Shetland Black Potatoes &
3. Pontiac Chat Potatoes

The events that followed include the Mortal-fication of **Michael Jackson**, The Dual of the Fates, The Potato Wall Street Crash and the Crucifixion of Michael Jackson. **Michael Jackson**'s rotting corpse allegedly vanish the night before Thanksgiving 2021 (Old Earth Calendar), sparking controversy as **Michael Jackson** plotting his revenge on the Gods. Others believe a group of homeless people ate **Michael Jackson**'s corpse.
Neptune

Neptune was a fake gas giant planet engineered and constructed by an unknown entity. The inside of the planet was rigged to a giant time bomb, which constantly was counting down into negative infinity. This time bomb was roughly the size of Old Earth.

## Great Mysteries

Neptune was, on the surface, just another gas giant planet. However, beneath the thick blue clouds of Neptune, a mysterious machination lurked.

Gigantic starmetal beams, sometimes stretching for miles, supported a thin glass orb, which encapsulated the planet's inner cores and time bomb. Large fabric objects resembling couch cushions dotted the inside of this hollow sphere, marked with long, incomprehensible ramblings in an indecipherable language (although they *were* written in human blood).

The occasional recreational vehicle or pickup truck could be spotted in this void, however no life-forms existed inside of this area, to the knowledge of the Employers.

## Combine

The Combine attempted to invade and colonize Neptune in 203 BB, in the midst of their grand Omniversal conquest. They were unable to penetrate the seemingly fragile glass orb under Neptune's thick atmosphere, and every Combine starship which entered the atmosphere *just so happened* to be struck out of the sky by a bolt of lightning. The Combine then settled on colonizing Neptune's moon Triton, and constructed the terrible Polus Base.

## Grand Blue Spot

Neptune was home to a horrible raging storm, known as the Grand Blue Spot. This storm was a quasiomniversal potency vortex, similar to Earth 2's very own Downward Spiral. Again, the origins of this spot were unknown, and it frequently vanished without warning and reappeared across the Neptunian surface.

## Moons

Neptune had several moons, many of which were captured from Uranus or the Kuiper Belt. Triton was the most notable of these moons, as it orbited backwards, but this interesting moon was unfortunately a casualty of war when a high-speed collision with the Gigamagnet sent it hurtling through the comsos.
Siege of Buffalo

The Siege of Buffalo was a 14 hour long battle during the Great META War between the forces of the Separatist Republic of Ohio and the United States of America. It is noted as one of the heaviest losses of civilian life for a single battle, with over 3/4ths of the city's population having been killed during the fighting. Almost the entire city was flattened in the fighting, with only 17% of the city's buildings remaining standing. The siege is noted as being the primary reason for Buffalo's total abandonment in the decades following the end of the Great META War. The city was later converted into a heritage site for the fallen of the 1st Great META War during the Aftertimes Initiative. The heritage site would later be demolished and 8 separate JF Sweet's Corp. Shopping Malls would be built on top of it, and consequently the hundreds of thousands of corpses from the siege. This would cause the tragedy that was the Mall Hauntings of '25.
Ugandan Corn Beetle Storage

The Ugandan Corn Beetle Storage was a large Ugandan Corn Beetle Storage which was housed underneath the African nation of Uganda.

## Lytmology

The Ugandan Corn Beetle Storage was referred to as such because A) it was in Uganda (hence the name 'Ugandan'), B) it involved the Ugandan Corn Beetle (hence the name, 'Corn Beetle') and C) was a storage system (hence the word 'Storage' in the systemoid's title).

## Systemoid

The Ugandan Corn Beetle Storage was a Systemoid.

## Purpose

The Ugandan Corn Beetle Storage had numerous purposes, including housing Ugandan Corn Beetles and serving as Storage.

## Knowledge

1. The Ugandan Corn Beetle Storage is highly speculated to be located in the African nation of Uganda.
2. The Ugandan Corn Beetle Storage is thought to be a Ugandan Corn Beetle Storage.
3. The Corn Beetle storage is speculated to be located in Uganda, although reports vary.
4. The Corn Beetle is native to Uganda, hence why it is speculated that the Corn Beetle Storage is in fact located in Uganda, especially due to the close proximity of the Ugandan Corn Beetle Storage to Uganda.]
Mexico

Mexico was a large nation located in North America. it was once home to people and culture; however, since the appointment of their last Representative to the Board of Waifuria, The G-Man, the nation crumbled. In 1 B.B., G-Man was elected to office and promptly visited his new estate, and then boarded a train and disappeared. This launched the country in to anarchy, with many Mexicans wondering how G-Man even got that position in the first place, as nobody had voted for him or even knew who he was.

Following this, the nation was in complete economic disarray, with inflation occuring at exponential rates. Most Mexicans moved to the United States or Jacksonville Florida, simply because of what a nasty piece of work G-Man was 'managing'.

### Combine Occupation

From 30-20 B.B., Mexico was controlled by the Multidimensional army known as the Combine. During this period the nation actually prospered. While the rest of the world was suffering (except for Ohio, a Combine-aligned nation) from the effects of multiple famines (See Wrath of M.J), Mexico thrived under Combine control. Unfortunately, the alliance ended when a large Combine missile struck Miami, a city in the sister country of the United States. The Mexican people were outraged and staged an uprising, which ultimately succeeded.