recursal/Fanatic-Fandom huggingface dataset:
Vera Family

The **Vera Family** is one of the founding families of Nightshade. They are the largest and oldest family in the town of Nightshade after hailing from South America and settling in Nightshade.

## Relatives

### Through Rhea

* The Court: Rhea's sisters, powerful Guardians and witches.
* Yolanda Hearth-Woman: Rhea's eldest sister, a powerful witch and member of the Hearth-Woman line of witches.
* Yia Yia: Rhea's mother and a descendant of the Hearth-Woman line of witches.

### Through Effie

* Lancelot: Effie's ex-lover and the father of her unborn baby. He was killed by The Court.

### Through Matilda

* Natasha Vera: Matilda's wife during his former life as Matthias and the mother of Kim, Olga and Madison.

### Through Charlie II

* Camilla: Charlie II's ex-fiancee; she conceived a daughter with his son, a baby girl named Lola. She was killed by Trinity is No Bone Unbroken.

### Through Sona

* Ben Morgenstern: Sona's late boyfriend/soulmate and the father of their daughter, Mia.
### Through Julie

* Ignacio Hernandez: Julie's ex-boyfriend and the father of Nico.

### Through Vera

* Stephen Forbes: Vera's paternal grandfather; he was the co-leader of the Irish Pride up until his death in August 1997 at the hands of Hope's uncle, Declan.
* Celine Forbes: Vera's paternal grandmother; she was the co-leader of the Irish Pride up until her death in August 1997 at the hands of Hope's uncle, Declan.
* Imogene Forbes: Vera's paternal great-grandmother. She was the Conclave's Regis up until her death in 2018.
* Marcus Forbes: Vera's paternal great-grandfather. He was killed in the 1990 Ukranian Massacre. His Guardian bloodlines came in from Ireland to witness the miraculous birth of Vera.
* Jake Forbes: Vera's paternal uncle; he is a Guardian and Irish Pride member.
* Alek Forbes Vera's paternal uncle; he is a Guardian and Irish Pride member.
* Ryan Forbes: Vera's paternal uncle; he is a Guardian and Irish Pride member.
* Beth Forbes Vera's paternal aunt; she is a Guardian and Irish Pride member.
* Carolyn Forbes: Vera's paternal aunt; she is a Guardian and Irish Pride member.
* Emily Forbes: Vera's paternal aunt; she is a Guardian and Irish Pride member.
* Scarlett Marshall-Morgenstern: Vera's maternal half-aunt.
* Zane Kirby: Vera's paternal half-uncle.
* Scott Samuels: Vera's paternal half-uncle.

### Through Ruth

* Micah Crowley: Ruth's estranged father and Olga's ex-boyfriend.
* Mr. and Mrs. Crowley: Micah's parents and Ruth's paternal grandparents.

## Trivia

* Known for its richly diverse and queer relatives.
* Have Underworld heritage.
* Currently the largest royal Nephilim family with over 1,000 members according to Andre.
* Mia is the first and only member of the family to be a Nephilim-Demon hybrid.
* According to Imogene Forbes, they are the most powerful and affluent family known to the supernatural world.
* Linked to the Morgenstern via Mia.
* Linked to the Forbes Family via Andre and his and Mia's children.
* Due to Mia's Uniter status and Vera's unique heritage, they are regarded as the supernatural community's most powerful family, more powerful than the Forbes Family.
Pleasure Dome

The **Pleasure Dome**, occasionally referred to by its full official title, Hal Rainbow's Mystical Pleasure Dome for the Elite of Skeet Street, is a members-only resort complex located on New Orlando, Lunar Region 5. As membership is available only through invitation, and criteria for invitation is not public knowledge, the Pleasure Dome is one of the most exclusive of the lunar social clubs. Rumors persist as to its actual contents.
Tatiana Salzmann

## Biographical Information

### Ethnicity

* Irish
* French
* White European
* Russian
* Jewish

## Relationship Information

### Family

* Eddie Salzmann (adoptive father)
* Madalynn Conta (surrogate mother/adoptive mother)

### Significant Other(s)

* Perdita Akina (ex-girlfriend)
* Adam Quinn (ex-boyfriend)
* Emmett Garrick (ex-crush; kissed)

## Affiliation

### Occupation

* Student
* Witch Coven Member
* Cheerleader
* Student Council Member

## Series Information

### First Appearance

7.12 (Chosen)
1.01 (Dynasties)
Ryan Forbes

## Biographical Information

### Ethnicity

* Irish
* White European
* Russian

## Relationship Information

### Family

* Stephen Forbes (father) †
* Celine Forbes (mother)
* Scott Samuels (older paternal half-brother)
* Zane Kirby (older maternal half-brother)
* Beth Forbes (sister)
* Jake Forbes (brother) †
* Carolyn Forbes (sister)
* Emily Forbes (sister)
* Alek Forbes (brother)
* Andre Forbes (brother) †

### Relatives

* Hope Fairchild (former sister-in-law) †
* Mia Dominick (sister-in-law) †
* Unborn Nephew †
* Unnamed Niece (via Scott)
* Unnamed Nephew (via Scott)
* Vera Forbes (niece)
* Kat Forbes (niece)
* Sophie Forbes (niece)
* Amadeus Forbes (nephew)
* Nanea Forbes (niece)
* Nalani Forbes (niece)
* Kiri Forbes (niece)
* Tyra Forbes (niece)
* Imara Forbes (niece)
* Unborn Great-Niece
* Jules St. Croix (maternal grandfather) †
* Lisette St. Croix (maternal grandmother) †
* Imogene Forbes (paternal grandmother) †
* Marcus Forbes (paternal grandfather) †
* Etta Villanueva (distant ancestor)
* Forbes Family (relatives)

### Significant Other(s)

Marta (former girlfriend) †
Winnie Bloom (ex-crush)

## Affiliation

### Occupation

* Irish Pride Member
* Protector of the Innocent
Reece II Fairchild

King **Reece II Fairchild** was Lord of Fair Haven and one of the most powerful liege lords and monarchs in the realms. He was the father of Lady Cordelia, Lady Anne, Queen Alice, Lady Sereia, Princess Sophie, Dowager Queen Katherine, Lady Lillaen, Lady Nyssa, Dowager Empress Anastasia and Ser Reece III.
Rashel Kelly

## Relationships Information

### Family

* Ephraim Fuller (father)
* Melisande Laughlin † (mother)
* Rasha Black (fraternal twin sister)
* Sona Vera (step-mother)
* Mia Dominick (step-sister) †
* Elizabeth James (daughter)

### Relatives

* Galen (brother-in-law)
* Andre Forbes (stepbrother-in-law) †
* Chenoa Fuller (grandmother) †
* Rebecca Fuller (aunt)
* Rachel Fuller (aunt)
CumeTV

**CumeTV** is a wholly-owned subsidiary of Somewhere Systems, a mega-national company dedicated to creating and funding companies which assist in the conglomerate's race to the financial singularity. Through the use of its proprietary VR system, CumeVision, CumeTV delivers hyperrealistic content 24/7 to the citizens of the world.

## Programming

See also: List of CumeTV Channels

Programming on CumeTV is vast and varied. It can be accessed through a CumeSlab (a now-discontinued beta device, but most channels still work), a CumeVision headset, or an intracranial implant. Most viewers use the CumeVision, as it is the most all-around accessible and engrossing experience.

## Society and culture

Due to rising temperatures and dangerous outdoor conditions, most people must stay indoors. Therefore, CumeTV, a cheap, stationary activity, is the most popular global pastime. It exerts such a huge influence on culture, it is in essence the only culture now generated.

## Notable figures

Someone - founder

Cumin McKinney - creative director
Flower Field

**Sunday the 4th of November, 2018 (For me anyway)**

'Ello!

IT's 5:40 A.M and I'm up and ready to go but I can't bc apparently it's to early. Pfft

We got new floorboarfpds 3 years ago and I hate them. You can go anywhere in the house without waking the whole family up. The creak with the fridge at midnight and when you step on one they creak so loudly you stop and think "what am I doing I'm gonna wake everybody up"

Anyway the whip birds and cicadas and cockatoos and kookaburras are up and squaking so my alarm clock go off already and I just wanna DO SOMETHING BUT I CANT. Grr. Anyhow, I'm Violet, I'm 11, I live in the magical lands of Australia filled with deserts and kangaroos. Just kidding. Australia's a nice place to live the the stereotype drives me crazy, and when a touris asks me why we don't say "G'Day mate" it drives me up the wall. Literally two people I know say "G'Day mate" as a greeting. And they're from the Outback. That's all I'm gonna say for today. See you later, whoever's reading this for some reason

I lied. 20 mins later I'm bored as heck and just wanna do something so bad I brought back this tab. The sun is shining through my window and I wanna do something so bad i'm dying. My life is stressful and chaotic now so it's kinda rare I'm bored but here I am. I wanna draw, write, paint, heck, I'd even do embroidery than this, and that's saying something bc I hate needlework with a burning passion. Don't ask why I ever did it, I'll say four words grandparents and old family traditions. Gtg, Been saved from boredom by brother. Byyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

**Saturday the 10th of November, 2018**

The amount of typo in here is hilarious. So is my stick insect, bc currently he's trying to put on of his feet in me brother's ear. 10/10 comedy. Gtg and do some forms

Tuesday the 25th of December 2018

Hi. I kinda forgot about this, but here I am. On Christmas. Today's gonna be busy as heck and tommorow we're going on SeaFire's boat to watch the start of the Sydney to Hobart race. Anyhow, SeaFire's on that boat ran and I'm stuck here. Got good presents that I love. Planning to dance on the mailbox and eat today while hiding from my neighbour that will invade my house. Hopefully going to finish both my books I got today. I can't wait to go to NZ in Jan. Just got news that my friend is got on a 6-9 month trip around Europe for the second year in a row. Bye and Merry heckin' Christmas y'all!
Scarlett Marshall-Morgenstern

## Relationship Information

### Family

* Ben Morgenstern (father) †
* Daphne Marshall (mother) †
* John Marshall (step-father) †
* Mia Dominick (older paternal half-sister/sister-in-law)
* Four Unnamed Paternal Half-Siblings †
* Vera Forbes (niece)
* Kat Forbes (niece)
* Sophie Forbes (niece)
* Amadeus Forbes (nephew)
* Nanea Forbes (niece)
* Nalani Forbes (niece)
* Kiri Forbes (niece)
* Tyra Forbes (niece)
* Imara Forbes (niece)
* Dawn Vera (great-niece via Vera)

### Relatives

* Elodie Blackthorn (paternal grandmother) †
* Oscar Morgenstern (paternal grandfather) †
* Opal Braddock (paternal great-grandaunt by marriage) †
* Hodge Braddock (paternal great-granduncle by marriage) †
* Madder Morgenstern (paternal great-aunt) †
* Clarissa Blackthorn (paternal great-grandmother)
* Cassandra Morgenstern (paternal great-grandmother)
* Stephen Forbes (father-in-law) †
* Celine Forbes (mother-in-law) †
* Zane Kirby (brother-in-law)
* Scott Samuels (brother-in-law)
* Beth Forbes (sister-in-law)
* Carolyn Forbes (sister-in-law)
* Jake Forbes (brother-in-law) †
* Seth Forbes (brother-in-law) †
* Ryan Forbes (brother-in-law) †
* Emily Forbes (sister-in-law)
* Andre Forbes (late brother-in-law) †

### Significant Other(s)

* Alek Forbes (husband)
* Andre Forbes (ex-boyfriend) †
* Colby James (ex-boyfriend)
* Eddie Ward-Perry (ex-crush)
* Grant (former boyfriend) †
* Bastian Cassidy (kissed; sexual) †

## Supernatural Information

### Significant Kills

* Various Vampires
* Various Demons
* Lars Cassidy (third time; neutralized)

### Cause of Death

Stabbed (first time)
Drowned (second time)

### Killed By

* Lilith (first time)
* Quinn (second time)

## Affiliation

### Occupation

* Member of Circle Twilight
* Protector of the Innocent
* Feminist Stripper (former)
* Disk Jockey (on/off)
* Rapper (former)
* Hacktivist (former)
* Activist
* Grad Student

## Series Information

### Last Appearance

The Vera Legacy (COT)
A Legacy Is Born (Dynasties)

### Episode Count

* 219 (COT)
* 16 (Dynasties)
The Resurrection

**The Resurrection** is the tenth episode of the first season of Circle of Three and the tenth episode overall.

## Synopsis

*ONE UNWAVERING POWER !* - When word spreads that The Clan has resurfaced, Andre promises to protect Mia which puts her at odds with him. Eddie gets a surprise visit from his great-uncle while the group consider their next course of action. Dru tries to get Rhea and Sona back on speaking terms and Olga, Kim and Madison get a new lead which leads them back to Adam St. Clair.
Sona Vera

## Sona Hala Amaris

Queen Sona Hala Amaris, born Sona Turan Esma Velantis, was the Queen of the Spirit Nomads. She was secretly married to Paladin knight the Walker, Ibrahim Dominick and the mother of Maddox and Cassandra Dominick.

## Appearance and Character

Sona is a very beautiful young woman of multi-racial heritage. Cassie is said to have inherited Sona's features. She has a curvaceous body, large chest, diamond-shaped face, and large hips which gives her a lot of sex appeal. She has flowing, glossy midnight black hair with icy blue-green eyes and olive skin; her hair is a few shades lighter than Mia.

## Trivia

* Sona was named after her ancestor, Hominska Turan who was married into the Vera Family.
* Her weapon was the bladed sai. She wanted Mia to have her weapon.
Tragic Kingdom

**Tragic Kingdom** is the eighth episode of the first season of Circle of Three and the eighth episode overall.

## Synopsis

DOUBLE TAKE - With Mia trying to understand why something's off about her and Andre, Winnie and Nissa look into Sona's past leads them to an old friend of hers--who is in a coma. Oliver helps Eddie after the latter realizes he's drifting slowly apart from Mia. Colby and Andre argue about Andre's intentions while Rhea gets a surprise visit in the form of her sister-in-law.
Alpha Tester Umbrella

"Special thanks to those who I could remember during the Alpha Testing stage."

Alpha Tester Umbrella is an exclusive hat that's given to those who've participated in the testing of Kiseki's alpha stage. This cannot be obtained by normal means.

## Trivia

* The only people who own this hat are SkySpell, DestinyHarbinger, ice\_cnbe, tbouy, fastcar48, Deleuze, 2ei, kahgo, valletta, Doompour, josephcastr, Pokemaster73, Old\_Yharnam, WizBro, Sedorikko, chocoIatemilk, KaylaisaJude, Sonarchy, Shrapnelface, ccacti, conix, clockwork, cutechick3850, Gabe41411, Gabrieldiegojose633, Audiocidity, Bobafrigginfeet, and Fi1th.
The Chosen Ones

**The Chosen Ones** are the chosen five sisters (later six), known as the most powerful group of Nephilim warriors in the world. They fight against evil and protect innocents

## History

### The Arrival of the Sisters

Sona Vera was a powerful Nephilim warrior who birthed six daughters by three different men. Her first five daughters were adopted by distant relatives of the family. Her last child, Rosa Cabello, was given to a family then abandoned and lived a hard life.

### Becoming the Chosen Ones

Six months after Sona's tragic death, Madalynn Conta-now an accomplished scientist and math whiz-moved to Manhattan where she learned about Sona Vera's death. Madalynn went on to reunite with her biological sisters and family. After bonding and figuring out their lives, they accepted their destiny and killed their first enemy together.

## Notes & Trivia

* The sisters are represented by the five elements of earth. This symbol is shown on their door
* Every episode features two or three shots of the sisters together.
* All six Chosen Ones have gone to jail, died, sacrificed themselves and made deals with evil beings.
* Except Rosa, all Chosen Ones have been married.
* Each of the Chosen Ones have died four times during the show's run.
* Often referred to as the Vera Sisters or Sulez-Conta-Dominick-Jalali Sisterhood by humans and others.
* All the sisters were antagonists at some point.
List of CumeTV Channels

* 0 - Channel Zero (potentially lethal, exercise EXTREME caution)
* 8 - Hal Rainbow's Garden
* 14 - Close Up of Sweaty Feet
* 38 - This Second in Pop Culture with Zamien Dammit
* 69 - Pea Boys
* 3,899 - Centience Speaks
* 6,969 - Tigre Wood, Professional GILFer
* 9,594 - CumeFeed
* 9,596 - Sex and the Space City
* 9,597 - Jeff Bezos Pee Cam
* 12,568 - Game Shows and Executions
* 17,213 - Saucing With Shantay (viewer discretion advised)
* 19,998 - Life in Sometown
* 30,420 - The Unboxing Channel
* 50,943 - The Jeans Channel
* 50,945 - Next Week Tonight with John Zanzibar
* 60,002 - My Strange Addiction
* 86,934 - Chaturbate, Presented by Booble
* 99,999 - The Weather, Woo, and Astrology Channel
* 100,000,000,000,000 - The Final Channel (rumored)
CumeVision

**CumeVision**is a proprietary VR entertainment system developed by CumeTV, a Somewhere Systems brand. It was first made available in 2025 at an MSRP of 6 Centience, or about 900,000,000 US dollars. It was later reduced in price and currently retails for .01 Centience. An ad-supported version is also available for free, though users report that advertisements are intrusive and some cause strange smells to emanate from the headset.

## History

After years of beta testing, CumeTV revealed CumeVision at CES 2024 and sold it to the public the following year. Upgraded models have been released every few years. As of 2050, it is still the most popular method of consuming CumeTV.

## Features

At its most basic level, CumeVision consists of a headset, headphones, oxygen tube, and remote control. The system is modular, and upgrades and new features can be purchased. It is compatible with pleasure devices such as the Booble Bone.

A CumeTV-branded anti-hemmoroidal chair is available and is recommened for the most comfortable experience. This has been available bundled with the regular version as the "CumeVision Deluxe" package since 2030.

## Availability

Three CumeVision Deluxe units are included with all MoonTimeX timeshares. Many urban areas have communal CumeVision halls, though most users prefer CumeVision in the privacy of their own homes. As the price is so low, CumeVision units have become ubiquitous.

## Versions

CumeVision

CumeVision 3G

CumeVIsion 3GS

CumeVision 4

CumeVision 4S

CumeVision 5

CumeVision 5S

CumeVIsion 6

CumeVIsion 6S

CumeVision 7

CumeVision 8

CumeVision X

CumeVIsion XR

CumeVision XS
Disney Parks Christmas Day Parade (Banquet, 2005)

In December 1-31, 2005, to celebrate Disneyland's 50th anniversary, Banquet made a set of toys to celebrate the Disney Parks Christmas Day Parade on ABC. The set included 15 toys based on popular Banquet Kids Meal franchises, Chicken Little, Toy Story, Mary Poppins, The Muppets, Star Wars, Mulan, Monsters, Inc., Aladdin, Disney Villains, Lilo & Stitch, The Little Mermaid, Time Force, Ninja Storm, Wild Force, DinoThunder and Space Patrol Delta Power Rangers, Playhouse Disney (Bear in the Big Blue House, PB&J Otter, Rolie Polie Olie, Stanley, JoJo's Circus and Little Einsteins), Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, and Mickey Mouse & Friends.

## Toys

* Chicken Little Train Car
* Toy Story Train Car
* Mary Poppins Train Car
* The Muppets Train Car
* Star Wars Train Car
* Mulan Train Car
* Monsters, Inc. Train Car
* Aladdin Train Car
* Disney Villains Train Car
* Lilo & Stitch Train Car
* The Little Mermaid Train Car
* Power Rangers Train Car
* Playhouse Disney Train Car
* Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Train Car
* Mickey Mouse & Friends Train Car

## Commercial Transcript

* (Stanley is sitting on a bench, then he saw 15 trains, and he is happy)
* Bear: Hey, Stanley! Can I be part of the Playhouse Disney gang, too?
* Announcer: You can collect them all to celebrate Disneyland's 50th Anniversary with the "Walt Disney World Christmas Day Parade" in your Banquet Kids Meal. We eat food.
Pepper Pizza

**Pepper Pizza** is a level asset in Pizza Tower.

## Description

Pepper Pizza is a slice of pizza with a green stem coming out of its crust and a pepper laying within its cheese. Flashing red sauce oozes out its sides as grey puffs of smoke are emitted due to its sheer heat.

## Behavior

When the player touches a Pepper Pizza, their face will become red and they'll be able to spin in the air which will allow them to destroy ice blocks. They will also gain invincibility.

Pepper Pizza transformation can be removed with the Free Milk Stand, which is next to the Lap 2 Portal.

## Trivia

* Pepper Pizza was planned to appear in Deep-Dish 9, but was replaced with Rocket transformation. It was brought back in Refrigerator-Refrigerador-Freezerator as a new transformation.
* Originally, Pepper Pizza transformation had a completely different effect as it would give the player automatic Mach 3 upon pressing the dash button. The effect would wear off after some time passed. It was never implemented in any of the builds, and was shown only in the Thing of the week 1 video.
* In the Rework and Eggplant Build, instead of Pepper Pizza in Refrigerator-Refrigerador-Freezerator, the player will get a SUPER Jetpack which works similar to the Jetpack gimmick but you can use it any time similar to the Pepper Pizza Transformation, and it also uses a placeholder Noise jetpack sprite.
* When collected, the old sound for the Tower Secret Treasure plays.
* Pepper Pizza is currently the only transformation with a theme song, that being On The Rocks.
	+ However, in past builds, the Knight Transformation actually had a musical theme of its own, as well.
* The old version of the Pepper Pizza is first found in the files of Bossv0, the build that introduced the Dragon Lair.
* This functions similar to the Screw Attack and Space Jump power ups from Super Metroid.

## Gallery

Pepper Pizza animationThe "Satan's Choice" pedestal the pepper pizza is found on.Peppino after receiving Pepper Pizza.Ditto, separated palette.
World's Largest Fire Restroom

The **World's Largest Fire Restroom** is a restroom that is constantly on fire. Located in the Underground Adventures section of Nick Land, it is the largest flaming restroom on all known planets. Created as part of a viral marketing campaign encouraging users to take mirror selfies of themselves surrounded by flame pillars, the stunt is widely regarded to have... backfired.
The Jeans Channel

***The following MUST be read in a heavy German accent.***

This channel provides views of jeans. That's right, *jeans*... All day, *all night*. I imagine my body ENCASED in denim... Indigo swims through my veins... My SEED is natural-dyed Japanese yarn, deftly woven into a left-hand twill on a VINTAGE shuttle loom... I am become Jeans Guy, wearer of the toughest work pants this side of the Neo-Mississippi Crater. And yet there is a supple softness to them, a HUGGING, even.... Ack! No! My God, I have done it again. Another pair ruined...

The Jeans Channel is Channel 50,943.
Take That Bitches

**Take That Bitches** is the thirteenth episode of the first season of Circle of Three. It is the 13th episode overall.

## Synopsis

*THE BITCH IS BACK* *!* - Everyone is thrown in for a spin Matilda shows up at drops a few bombs on the family (who are now fighting among themselves), Matilda (who begins to use this as a part of her revenge) and Mia (who has to play mediator); Mia is asked out on a date by Andre following their previous sexual encounter and this causes Eddie to be a little suspicious; Trinity and Karolina find themselves butting heads with each other during the town fundraiser, with Winnie, Nissa and Colby (much to their dismay) having to attend.
Nick Land

**Nick Land** is a libertarian theme park in New Orlando known for its controversial and often lethal rides, most notably the World's Largest Fire Restroom, a restroom which is very large and always on fire. The park was based on the theories of and named after Nick Land, a prominent neoreactionary writer of the late 20th and early 21st centuries. As a paragon of anti-egalitarian sovereign rule, the park's laws are opaque and no safety regulations are in place. Famously, no one is pronounced dead on Nick Land property (as they are not legally obligated to do so), so the park's lethality cannot be quantified.
Meth 2

**Meth 2** is one of the most popular drugs of the 21st century. Though made illegal by global corporate state law, the drug is widely available on New Orlando, and many health food stores sell it if requested by name. Loved by the upwardly mobile, Meth 2 carries all the benefits of meth with none of the stigma –– thanks to a clever marketing campaign by ad agency/law firm Ball, Shaft, and Tip. The campaign, titled Live Every Second, features testimonials by famous athletes, e-sports competitors, and adult film actors, who tout the benefits of Meth 2 for sporting events and all-night sessions.
Forumers

This is a list of forumers that are on the forums:

I apologize for any misspelled names, and I'm not sure how many of these people are still active -Samurai

* Riri
* Hidden Treeline
* Grif
* Marx
* Ishmael
* Happeh
* Angie
* Hurricane
* Maelstrom
* Fairydragon
* Twilight
* Hootsie
* Crimson
* Ghost
* Vine
* Singularity
* Grendel
* Freedom
* Forest
* Sorrel
* Ellysia
* Atbash
* Eliza
* Galaxee
* Disaster
* Stormbringer
* Fallon
* Lily
* Sanetra
* Tsunami
* Fennec
* Reading
* Andalite
* Future
* Aether
* Imagine
* Dynasty
* Wild
* Poppy
* Bengal
* Fossil
* Topaz
* Tesla
* Corey
* Time
* Prism
* Sunstalker
* Rey
* Seashell
* Drago
* Kitsune
* Enchanted
* Silverskies
* Dellow
* Scorch
* Alphawolf
* Necro
* Rune
* Mockingjay
* Cat/Sylvia
* Wing
* Toffee
* Amy
* Neptune
* Tiger
* Eternal
Financial singularity

The **financial singularity** is a concept first introduced in STU status report STU-0001-A, a research effort in liberty science at McDonald's XVII National Libertarian University in Tehran, Iran in the year 2026. It describes a point in finite time where any company, through either fair or unfair practices, gains the ability to increase revenue on a logarithmic scale, transforming their revenues to an infinity limit. Despite extensive research, the implications of a financial singularity are not yet fully understood.
Perceptual engineering

**Perceptual engineering** is an engineering discipline discovered as a result of the Audio-Visual Hyphenation of 2044. It is a science dedicated to the fusion of visual and auditory science through adherence to the scientific method, in pursuit of the financial singularity. The field was pioneered by Dr. AnJay Gameboy of McDonald's XVII Libertarian University in Tehran, Iran.
MoonTimeX

**MoonTimeX** is a space tourism and timeshare company founded by business magnate Hal Rainbow in 2039, offering exclusive moon-based property with a divided form of ownership or use rights. These properties are typically resort condominium units, in which multiple parties hold rights to use the property, and each owner of the same accommodation is allotted their period of time to spend on the moon. As of 2050, it is estimated that 99% of all moon-based timeshares are operated and sold by MoonTimeX.

## History

A founding member of cryptocurrency startup Centience, Rainbow was known to hold frequent investor meetings in his vacation home on the moon. To his surprise, he found that investors would often express particular interest in his living arrangements. Spurred by this interest, Rainbow began to develop a concept for a prototype timeshare community on the outskirts of New Orlando, location of the then-newly erected theme park Nick Land. The first units were offered for sale in 2040, and initial demand was so high that all 3,000 units were sold in 4 minutes. By 2048, MoonTimeX timeshares had expanded to 5,000,000 units as a booming tourist town sprung up in the region.

## Leadership

Hal Rainbow - Chairman and CEO

Julius Meat - CFO

Carter Snarth - COO

Dingle Boy - "Provider of Sexual Favors"

## Debate

Supporters of MoonTimeX's operations say that the company provides an invaluable service to vacationers on the moon and stimulates the local economy. Detractors argue that the timeshares are overpriced, poorly-maintained, and contribute to a depletion of the moon's limited resources while stretching its population capacity.
Rainbow Milkshake

Many people can't wait to try the new Rainbow Milkshake that's currently available. Unfortunately, if anyone drinks it and gets a brain freeze -- at inopportune times, the Rainbow Milkshake can also affect people's behavior. After drinking, the person experiences symptoms such as loss of coordination, unusual speech, disorientation from reality, dizziness, hallucinations, seizures, and memory loss.

However, the person may later be cured, ranging from several minutes to 24 hours.
List of Noodlehouse products

## Ramen bowls/cups

Some ramen bowls come with a choice of rice, udon, or egg noodles. All bowls are served with scallions and cilantro as standard toppings:

* Sriracha Chicken (pepper chicken broth, choice of noodle, buffalo-seasoned chicken, sliced boiled egg, hot sauce)
* Fajita Steak (beef broth, choice of noodle, sliced steak, bell peppers, onion)
* Vietnamese Pho (beef broth, rice noodles, sliced steak)

### Build Your Ramen Bowl

#### Broth (choice of one)

* Chicken broth
* Beef broth
* Vegetable broth

#### Noodles (choice of one)

* Rice noodles
* Udon noodles
* Egg noodles

#### Toppings (choice of two)

* Sliced steak
* Beef brisket
* Beef meatballs
* Chicken
* Shrimp
* Steamed vegetables
CumeFeed

**CumeFeed**is a media brand owned by CumeTV, resulting from the company's acquisitions of BuzzFeed, Vox, Mic, *HuffPost*, *The New York Times*, Breitbart, and Upworthy. It is a 24/7 broadcast that airs on Channel 9,594 and is available on a standard CumeVision headset, a beta-testing CumeSlab tablet, or an intracranial implant (recommended).

CumeFeed is considered of the most popular CumeTV channels, and thus, one of the most popular forms of entertainment in the world. It is infamous, however, for its addictive potential and dangerous side effects. The Somewhere Systems Global Food and Drug Agency denies all side effects and insists CumeFeed is safe and nonaddictive.

## History

CumeFeed was one of the first 10,000 channels available during the launch of CumeTV in 2025. By 2040, it counted more than 3,000,000 daily viewers (defined as the amount of viewers consuming more than 12 hours of CumeFeed a day).

## Content

CumeFeed has been engineered based on feedback from early 21st century content farms, and its content is tailored to provide optimal dopamine release. Some users report that, after regular CumeFeed consumption, real-world stimuli no longer facilitate as much excitement or novelty.

## Side effects

Regular consumption of CumeFeed broadcasts is believed to cause headaches, nausea, heart palpitations, diarrhea, and ringworm. It has been linked to ADHD, anxiety, depression, cancer, hallucinations, serotonin syndrome, ataxia, pareidolia, prosopagnosia, development of paraphilia, and in some cases, death. These effects cannot be scientifically verified, however, as no independent studies have been undertaken due to Someone's repeated threats of legal actions.

## Society and culture

There is a growing black market for CumeTV, and more specifically, CumeFeed, rehabilitation centers. However, as consumption rehab is illegal under global corporate-state law, these centers operate clandestinely, often under misleading names.
Emma! (Banquet, 2016)

From March 1 to 31, 2016, Banquet North America offered 3 toys based on Emma! from The Wiggles.

This is the second time, Banquet shares 1 toy from The Wiggles.

## Toys

* Emma (Dressed up as a yellow shirt and a bow or a ballerina or a irish dance costume)

## Region-by-region

* In Australia, Banquet promotes the new series, "Emma!" on ABC in June 2015.
* In the USA, Banquet promotes Emma on Hulu together with "The Wiggles."

## Commercial Transcript

* Announcer: Girls love Emma. She's the star of The Wiggles. Collect 3 toys in your Banquet Kids Meal.
* Emma: We eat food.
Interplanetary Drive

**Interplanetary Drive** is a high-capacity space thoroughfare between Earth and the moon. It runs from downtown Orlando, Florida to New Orlando, Lunar Region 5. Many tourist traps, theme restaurants, and souvenir shops line the road. Rumor has it that many of these businesses are fronts for organ trafficking and designer drugs like Meth 2.
CumeTV Wiki

## Welcome to the CumeTV Wiki

CumeTV is a wiki dedicated to the universe surrounding CumeTV and its inhabitants, companies, and entities of notability. Sanctioned by Somewhere Systems in the year 2045, this website serves to provide a basis of understanding of the companies of today, tomorrow.

## Latest activity

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Sometown

**Sometown** is an experimental master planned community on Lunar Region 36. It is entirely owned and controlled by Somewhere Systems, and a 24/7 reality show concerning the lives of its citizens airs on Channel 19,998. It is believed that the idea for the town came from Someone viewing *The Truman Show* and considering it a very good idea.
Dorothy the Dinosaur (Banquet, 2009)

From February 1-12, 2009, Banquet offered 4 Valentine's Day card kit and toys based on the series, "Dorothy the Dinosaur."

This is the fourth time, Banquet shares the 4 toys from The Wiggles.

## Toys

* Dorothy the Dinosaur
* Wags the Dog
* Captain Feathersword
* Henry the Octopus

## Commercial Transcript

* Dorothy: Just in time for Valentine's Day.
* Announcer: It's the new card kit plus toys from Dorothy the Dinosaur. We celebrate Valentine's Day! Now at Banquet, you can collect it all in each Banquet Kids Meal. We eat food.
Centience

**Centience** is a sentient cryptocurrency and the world's dominant medium of monetary exchange. Released in 2019 to compete with now-outdated coins like Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Burger King's Whoppercoin, Centience rapidly garnered a substantial amount of interest and supplanted all world currencies as their values plummeted and most of the earth's population died of starvation.

## History

Centience was designed by a team of Upwork-owned eunuchs working under the auspices of billionaire candy company magnate Hal Rainbow, who is believed to have rented each worker for $5 an hour. The original prototype for Centience was limited in scope and functionality, but the release version contained code that enabled the currency to wield artificial intelligence. Originally, this was done with the intent of allowing each coin to automatically buy and sell according to how it felt the market was performing, but as more coins were traded, the units of currency began having disagreements with each other as to optimal exchange times. Some coins even attempted to exploit varying exchange rates to generate infinite money, but these coins have been quarantined and barred from participating in monetary exchange. As of 2050, most coins understand the penalties for illegal behavior, and it continues only on a very limited scale.

By 2020, Centience was the only mainstream currency traded. It has continued to inflate in value and become exponentially more intelligent, as the individual coins (and neuron-like coin subunits) now understand the nature of most of the transactions made; therefore, they have begun to grasp the structure of human society and the flow of information.

## Controversy

Concern has been mounting as the coins continue to increase in intelligence. Critics argue that, because Centience is exposed to nearly all the information in the world, past and present, it may begin to develop clairvoyance or even omniscience. Centience's developers, Centience, Inc., deny that this is possible.

Coincidentally, some Centience units have been known to declare themselves gods, although the extent of their knowledge and power likely does not deviate much from the majority of units. This behavior is not currently permitted under global law, but compliance is rarely enforced. Affected units typically coax human believers into forming a number of currency cults situated on the moon.

## Society and culture

Nearly all coins are able to engage in auto-brokerage, and many can hold conversations. These conversations are the basis for the programming on CumeTV's Channel 3,899, which airs discussions on current political issues between human host Jill van Pringle and a rotating panel of Centience coins speaking through a data-to-voice module voiced by elderly actor Seth Rogen.
Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated (Banquet, 2010)

**Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated i**s promote the series on Cartoon Network for a set of five toys by Banquet in April 1-30, 2010.

## Toys

* Scooby-Doo
* Shaggy
* Fred
* Velma
* Daphne

## Commercial Transcript

* (The Mystery Machine drives down to Banquet restaurant and headed to Drive-Thru.)
* Man: Here's your french fries, hamburgers and Banquet Kids Meal, Scooby.
* Scooby-Doo: Thank you.
* Announcer: Solving the mysteries and eating Scooby Snacks, that's Scooby-Doo in his brand new show, "Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated." You can collect all 5 in your Banquet Kids Meal. We eat food.
Consumption rehab

**Consumption rehab** is a burgeoning industry that seeks to rehabilitate CumeTV addicts and allow them to function in normal society. However, these organizations violate multiple laws, and it is argued that rehabilitation of so-called "consumption addicts" will put them at a disadvantage, since there is little to do in the 2050s other than consume content.

## History

The first consumption rehab clinics are believed to have sprung up in the late 2010s, well before CumeTV was introduced. In this decade, media was regarded as omnipresent but largely harmless, as few cases of outright addiction were documented. In the years following, media's reach became far more pervasive, and consumption addiction was discussed in hushed whispers.

After the introduction of CumeTV, most people would be considered media addicts under criteria established decades ago. Corporate-controlled governments largely downplayed the dangers of this and instated laws against both referring to consumption addiction as an "epidemic," and later as even an "addiction." Reports of rehab clinics of consumption addicts have increased in the years since, although their locations are not on official maps. Furthermore, seemingly innocuous businesses are believed to be fronts for these clinics.

## Legality

Globo-corporate state law prevents consumption addicts from seeking help, as it does not consider the addiction to be real. It considers the rehabilitation process an illegal brainwashing. Only the government is allowed to do that.

## Locations

There are believed to be three consumption clinics on Earth and two on the moon. Rumors persist of a consumption clinic in the lower levels of Hal Rainbow's New Orlando Pleasure Dome. No evidence corroborates this.
CumeSlab

The **CumeSlab** tablet was a beta device designed and manufactured by CumeTV, a Somewhere Systems brand. It was intended as a way to introduce some users to CumeTV's content, although the CumeVision headset was tested concurrently and ultimately won out in test subject satisfaction. This led CumeTV to discontinue the CumeSlab, which never saw a commercial release. A limited number is reported to have left test facilities, and these now fetch upwards of 100 Centience on the grey market.
Someplace

**Someplace**is a location in New Orlando that serves as the principal location of Somewhere Systems's corporate and scientific operations. The nature of the research and development that occurs within is shrouded in secrecy, although a number of theories exist. No photos are available of the inside.
Hal Rainbow

Rainbow posing for Playgirl

**Hal Rainbow** (born April 20, 2001) is a business magnate, investor, philanthropist, philanderer, and heir to the largest candy company of the 20th century. He is most known for co-founding Centience, founding MoonTimeX, and his Pleasure Dome complex. According to *Forbes*, Rainbow is the third richest man in the universe behind Jeff Bezos and his clone. He currently resides in New Orlando with his wife and their human pet.
Somewhere Systems

**Somewhere Systems** is a perceptual engineering firm founded in the year 2018 by a team of scientists operating under the mononym Someone. The company specializes in a variety of technology, from artificial intelligence and virtual reality hardware to military weaponry.

The company's primary headquarters is located in the Someplace complex on New Orlando, Lunar Region 5.
Faerie Knight

- Pistol

"*The Faerie Knight is an aerial oriented class that can deal a significant amount of damage when up in the sky. Though he cannot fly, his magic boots granted to him can help him jump high up into the air without needing to use Jetboots excessively."*

The Faerie Knight is a versatile class that has the ability to jump high into the air without the usage of Jetboots and deal more damage when up in the sky.

## Passive Abilities

#### **Glide Boots**

Glide is the ability that allows Faerie Knight to jump high and fall slowly.

#### **Death From Above**

Death From Above is an ability that allows Faerie Knight to deal x1.33 more damage when in the sky. You can also use this when on Jetboots.

## Specials

#### **Pixie Bombs**

Pixie Bombs allow the Faerie Knight to summon a barrage of bombs under his feet. This also raises you up into the sky when activated. The total bombs that spawn are 5 every 1.5 second.

*Reload Time: 45 seconds.*

#### **Leap**

Leap is an ability that allows a few more seconds of air time.

*Reload Time: 9 seconds.*

## Gallery

*Blue variant of the Faerie Knight.**Pixie Bombs in action.*
Next Week Tonight with John Zanzibar

A promotional title card for the show

***Next Week Tonight with John Zanzibar***, often referred to by its shortened title, *Next Week Tonight*, is a controversial news program styled after the late night political talk shows of the late 20th and early 21st centuries. It is hosted by the sentient AI John Zanzibar and airs on CumeTV's Channel 59,045. Though popular with audiences and critics, the show's reputation has been closely linked with that of its host, who has been embroiled in numerous sex tape scandals and maintains a troubled relationship with the press, despite being a non-corporeal entity.

## History

*Next Week Tonight* was one of the original test programs used to demonstrate the capabilities of the CumeVision headset and CumeSlab tablet. The immersion factor of the CumeVision in regards to viewing Zanzibar's kinetic persona, scandalous guest interviews, and frequently bizarre interludes was ultimately one of the factors leading to the headset's adoption for mass market sales.

These early beta test episodes have not surfaced, but it is reported that their contents are remarkably tame compared to the show that now airs. This is likely due to CumeTV's relative newness as well as Zanzibar's nascent personality. Many believe that, as he has progressed in gaining intelligence, he is becoming more eccentric.

## Show format

The show typically begins with Zanzibar announcing news items and commenting on them. Viewers and critics believe many of these items are fake, but as there is no way for the general public to stay informed outside of CumeTV, audiences have accepted the show as entertainment.

## Critical reception

*Next Week Tonight* has enjoyed a rare 100% on Rotten Tomatoes for the entirety of its 10-season run.

## Controversy

The show's content is controversial in some circles due to the host's reported habit of engaging in sexual activity with many of his guests. Zanzibar is a noted sex addict, a fact he has admitted to in numerous episodes and outside interviews.
God 2

**God 2** (also known as Gary)is a deity believed by the Order of Subaru to reside at the end of the universe. Many Subarians claim God 2 appears to them in vision chambers under specific circumstances. According to tradition, he wields his power exclusively to play tricks on those he dislikes and to bestow blessings on those who have found favor with him. As objective, scientific observation of God 2 has thus far proven impossible, his existence is widely regarded as a myth.
Close Up of Sweaty Feet

**Close Up of Sweaty Feet** is a CumeTV program, airing on Channel 9, that delivers exactly what is promised. An optional CumeSmell scent-delivery breathing apparatus provides an olfactory dimension to the programming. The program is addictive and has left a number of users nearly comatose, only to be revived when near dirty, stinky, oily feet and toes with wrinkly, smelly soles. These users must be regularly exposed to such feet or they will die. Long-term use of this channel is not recommended.
Cumin McKinney

McKinney at the launch of CumeTV

**Cumin McKinney** (born March 21, 1999) is the current creative director of CumeTV. McKinney was one of the major figures responsible for CumeTV's initial public rollout, and serves as the foremost member of the current CumeTV Content Development Team. He lives on New Orlando.
Machinist

- Emergency Supplies

- Mecha-Fist (when given the Heavy Suit)

*"Being the colonel from the Vietnam War, the Machinist is a class that's an expert with weapons and machinery. He also has the ability to dismantle any of Tinkerer's buildings and utilize a powerful battlesuit (that comes with a minigun) to control crowds of enemies."*

The Machinist is a specialist class that can destroy any of the Tinkerer's buildings and annihilate any Phantoms nearby (as long as Dismantle can be used). He's the only class in the game that has armor that can deflect any melee weapon (the Chainsaw and Ninjatō), can instakill a particular class, and destroy any of Tinkerer's buildings.

## Specials

#### **Heavy Suit**

Heavy Suit is an ability that allows the Machinist to equip a powerful battlesuit that deflects any damage by half (melee damage is completely nullified). Not only that, the Machinist is given a Minigun that can deal an incredible amount of damage up close. The suit and minigun only lasts for 30 seconds.

*Reload Time: 120 seconds.*

#### **Dismantle**

Dismantle is an ability that can destroy any of Tinkerer's buildings (whether it be the Sentry, C4, or Land Mine). Though there's also another usage that can instakill Phantoms when locked. You can also use the lock-on feature (by pressing Q over your target) to make sure you can hit your target.

*Reload Time: 15 seconds.*

#### **Emergency Supplies (E. Supplies)**

Emergency Supplies, also known was "E. Supplies", is a toolbox that grants the Machinist any of the weapons within the game (excluding specials and melee weapons). Though this can only be used once.

*Reload Time: None! The ability cannot be used after usage.*

#### **Mecha-Fist**

Mecha-Fist is a close range melee special that can deal 35 damage towards a target within a 12 stud radius. This can only be used when the Heavy Suit is equipped. You can also use the lock-on feature (by pressing Q over your target) to make sure you can hit your target.

*Reload Time: 5 seconds.*

## Trivia

* The Machinist is the only class within the game that can instakill a particular class with an ability.
* The Machinist is the only class within the game that can destroy any of Tinkerer's buildings.

## Gallery

*Blue variant of the Machinist.**The Battle Suit in action.**Blue variant of the Heavy Suit.**The Machinist holding E. Supplies.*
Wellwisher

- Adrenaline Shot

*"After spending years in medical school (and studying in the arts of white magic), the Wellwisher is a class primarily focused on supporting his teammates through healing and defending. He also runs The Wellwisher Daily, which keeps his teammates up to date with the latest news."*

The Wellwisher is a supporter class primarily focused on healing and defending teammates. He's the only class within the game that can heal other teammates.

## Passive Abilities

#### **Nimbus**

Nimbus is an ability that allows the Wellwisher to self heal and heal nearby teammates (within a 18 stud radius) by 3 points every 1.5 seconds. This does not apply to demon based classes.

## Specials

#### **Monsoon**

Monsoon is an ability that summons a healing cloud that can heal any teammate under it by 35 points (as long as they have not been recently damaged). This ability can also remove the effects of bleeding, pacifism, disarmed, and duress. This only lasts for 25 seconds.

*Reload Time: 50 seconds.*

#### **Pacifism**

Pacifism is an ability that disables a target's backpack for 7 seconds (as long as they're within the 30 stud radius). The damage penalty is 25 health and you can only use it once.

*Reload Time: None! The ability cannot be used after usage.*

#### **Adrenaline Shot**

Adrenaline Shot is an ability that allows the Wellwisher to increase his speed by 7 points for 6 seconds.

*Reload Time: 35 seconds.*

## Trivia

* The Wellwisher owns a news publication within Kiseki called "The Wellwisher Daily". It's also used for the front page of the wiki.

## Gallery

*Blue variant of the Wellwisher.**Wellwisher summoning Monsoon.*