Danny D Donkey

**Danny Daniel Donkey** is a character role-played by PaulWasTook.

## Character Traits

Danny D Donkey is chaotic-good aligned character, emphasis on the chaotic part. He is very often confused which leads to him appearing to do morally wrong or even illegal things. He doesn't seem to understand monetary value much and often gives items or money to people without thought or reason. He often gets caught up in things due to his confusion.

In his earlier days he would often con or scam his way into money, but after the death of his best friend, Arthur Trout, who he had previously scammed out of $500, he felt too guilty to try it again.

### Hobbies

Danny's hobbies includes collecting and looking at various types of cheese. However, he is deadly allergic to cheese.

### Interests

Danny's interests include; carps, tarps, koi ponds, toy kois, kois in general, Rugrats, the colour brown which is actually just dark orange, and degus.

### Habits

He will frequently think that people who are near him are talking to him, rather than other people, in particular on phone calls.

He also refers to people he has very little to do with as his "best friend".

## Backstory

Danny spent his early days at his family's Donkey farm located within a closed community, where he learned to speak Donkey, French, and French Donkey.

The Donkey family has a long list of traditions.

One such is children being born into hats which they are then raised in, until their "Hat Day", where they are finally able to use it as intended, as a hat.

Head hair is also passed down through generations, often removed from the corpse of a deceased family member.

## Life in Quiet City

Danny arrived in Quiet City after the mysterious death of his 6th wife. He got a job as a taxi driver as a means to get a free car, and because he had previous experience of being a taxi driver in his youth.

### Piss and Shit Free Certification

In order to get ahead of the competition of other taxi drivers, Danny spent his life savings on a Piss and Shit Free Certification course from the Department of Piss and Shit Free. This involved 3 months of Yellow and Brown spot checks on his person and taxi. He passed with flying colours (minus yellow and brown) and has managed to keep his certification through an additional spot check. He remains to this day, the only Certified Piss and Shit free taxi in Quiet City.

### Pizza Knife Stand Off

During the opening weekend of the Cat Café, Danny offered to ask Ralph Huggins to leave the car park with his hotdog stand as it was conflicting with the Cat Café's business and scaring the cats.

However, later that day, Ralph reappeared with a new stand. Out of frustration that he couldn't move his stand, Ralph attacked it. Danny offered to help attack the stand, and took out his Pizza Knife. This caused multiple members of the Quiet City Police Department to appear and pull guns on both Danny and Ralph. Danny was alleged to have said "I've pissed myself", to which Trick Dacy responded "You've pissed yourself?", to which Danny was alleged to have said "I've pissed myself", to which Trick Dacy responded "You've pissed yourself?" to which Danny...

### Taxi Wars

Danny was initially very protective of his chosen profession, treating the new drivers with suspicion and even resorting to violence. While driving Ralph Huggins to the Cat Café, Ralph mentioned another taxi driver said Danny's car was not piss and shit free. He then saw Bobbi McGurk coming out the Cat Café car park and proceeded to attack Bobbi's taxi with a Pizza Bat.

Danny later apologised to Bobbi and became good friends with him. Best friends.

### Lead Poisoning Incident

After seeing Levi Lewis's old fashion taxi, Danny preceded to lick the lead coated engine, as he was known to do in his youth. This, paired with his elderly organs, meant that he suffered from extreme lead poisoning. Thankfully, April Winter and Orion Sbelt successfully removed the lead from his body and gave him a certified lead free certificate.

However, the side effects of the procedure caused Danny to be even more disorientated than normal, leading to an intense chat about the Rugrats franchise with Davey Trout, his best friend.

### Degus

During the first few days after his arrival in Quiet City, Danny killed a rat in his taxi with a large book. It was later revealed that it was in fact not a rat, but a rare type of rodent called a Degu. The government mandated that Danny raises the baby degus "Out of his own pocket", which he took literally and now keeps the degus in his pockets.

#### The Engine Incident

During Danny's training to become a Family Therapist by Davey Trout, Arthur (Degu) escaped and made it into Davey's engine compartment, where it was slightly singed by the heat of the engine.

#### The Jailbreak

Growing tired of the resposibility, Danny left the degus in the office of his best friend, Davey Trout. He was alerted that the degus had escaped the office, and Danny, along with Rihanna, and Davey hunted down the escaped rodents. After following a mixture of degu, dog, and cat droppings, they finally found Dog (Degu) on the roof, Cat (Degu) in the middle of the road in some sort of Toy Story 2 road crossing situation, and Ralph (Degu) by some petrol pumps. Danny and Co were then stuck in Levi Lewis's garage for a bit, and were rescued by Allie DeDas. They then found Degu (Degu) in a dumpster, and finally Arthur (Degu) near a garage.

### Driver for the Richardashians

After the Richardashians arrived in the city, they called Danny to drive for them for their first day.

#### First Introduction

During the first day driving for the Richardashians, Danny brought them "Somewhere hot with alcohol", bringing them to a bar in the desert, Yellow Jack Inn. Danny then recieved a phonecall from Richard Deetmore, asking if he had kidnapped the group. Richard then arrived on the scene, when it was revealed that Richard Deetmore was in fact, Ricky Richardashian, the lost brother to the Richardashians.

Danny was then hired as a bodyguard/driver for the family.

#### The City Hall incident

During the second day, Danny met Ribecca Richardashian, the largest and strongest of the Richardashians, after her car was repossessed. Ribecca proceeded to give Danny increasingly erratic instructions and demands, including arranging the purchase of an illegal firearm so she could shoot her daughter, Rihanna Richardashian and frame Davey Trout for it, due to their increasing friendship meaning Rihanna was looking to get a real job as a lawyer.

This culminated in a standoff at City Hall after Danny, totally accidentally, almost killed Rihanna by smashing a car right into her when he thought they were eloping. Ribecca Richardashian then pulled the gun on Davey, hestitated, and gave the gun to Danny to shoot Davey instead. Danny, confused, refused and tried to give the gun to Davey, who was less confused but also refused, and finally planted the gun on Rihanna's injured body.

In the hospital, Danny explained the whole situation to Chuck LeChuck while he pretended to take a shower to hide from Ribecca Richardashian.

#### Family Therapy

A few days later, Ricky, Rihanna, River, and Davey had family therapy together as they drove around the island.

### Recent Events

#### Happenstance Memorial

On the 30th November, 2022, Danny attended the memorial of his best friend, Douglas Happenstance. He discussed the differences between American Football and Rugby and later almost drowned to death.

#### Tenpenny Trial

Danny attended the trial of Jimmy Tenpenny, his bestfriend, who was convicted of the manslaughter of Danny's bestfriend, Arthur Trout. During the trial, he described the outline of the Rugrats movies to Keith Kith and invited everyone to a group viewing of the new Puss in Boots movie.

## Relationships

### Rihanna Richardashin

Rihanna Richardashian is his best friend.

### Jimmy Tenpenny

Despite beating him up and not giving him a gun license, Jimmy Tenpenny is his best friend.