Chipotle vs. Yoshinoya with Jordan Morris

"Munch Madness: Chipotle vs. Yoshinoya with Jordan Morris" is an episode of the premium-content podcast, *Doughboys Double*, hosted by Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell. "Munch Madness: Chipotle vs. Yoshinoya with Jordan Morris" was released on March 14, 2023.

## Synopsis

Jordan Morris (*Pop's Chock'lit Shoppe of Horrors, Bubble*) joins the 'boys to talk Ant Man and favorite food piles before tackling the Rumblies region of **Munch Madness 2023: The Tournament of Chompions: BOWL**!

## Nick's intro

This week on *Doughboys Double* — the fourth quarter-pounder final matchup of **Munch Madness 2023: The Tournament of Chompions: BOWL: Rumblies Region — Chipotle vs. Yoshinoya**.

*Let's a-go!*

## BOWL: Rules 📜

The rules for this year's **Munch Madness 2023: The Tournament of Chompions: BOWL:**

* Salad ain't valid. No salads! Bowls only.
* Chili is silly. No simple bowls of chili.
* Stew won't do. Bowl viscosity must be stew-level at minimum. Goop not soup!
* When it comes to strikes, we're at the bowling alley. Strikes are good! Three strikes and you are in.
* Two strikes = a 7-10 split decision and you are also in.
* Drinks are in the gutter. Sides are also in the gutter.
* However, drinks are in the nutter. Sides are in the nutter. You can consider sides and drinks. (The Pally rule; amended by Cherry.)
* Cookies are ookie. Cookies cannot be considered, but it must be asked: is Christmas a cookie holiday?
* When it comes to bread, there is more that will be said. Chips are also bread. So are dumplings and drinks.
* Silverware and the bowl itself can be factored in to the decision.

## BOWL: Rumblies Region 🍲

Chipotle has been reviewed three times on *Doughboys*. First, way back in the 7th episode, Nick gave it 5 forks and Mitch 4. (It made the Golden Plate Club, but that wasn't invented yet.) A couple years later, they returned and Nick rated it 4 forks and Mitch kicked it out of the Golden Plate Club with a 3.75. Then in 2020, they went a third time and it fell further with Nick offering it 3.25 forks and Mitch 2.9.

Yoshinoya also made an early appearance on the show, with Nick rating it 1 fork and Mitch 2. It is in the Broken Plate Club.

* Sofritas
* Brown Rice
* Pinto Beans
* Guacamole
* Fajita Veggies
* Sour Cream
* Fresh Tomato Salsa
* Tomataillo-Red Chili Salsa
* White Rice
* Avocado
* Sriracha Sauce

 Mike Mitchell
* Chicken
* Brown Rice
* Pinto Beans
* Fajita Veggies
* Cheese
* Sour Cream
* Fresh Tomato Salsa
* Tomatillo-Green Chili Salsa

Chips & Tomatillo-Green Chili Salsa
Combo Bowl
* Original Gyudon Beef
* Grilled Habanero Chicken
* White Rice
* Vegetables

 Jordan Morris
* Steak
* Brown Rice
* Pinto Beans
* Fajita Veggies
* Tomatillo-Red Chili Salsa

Chips & Side of Queso Blanco
Side of Guacamole
Hanabi Hot Ribeye Steak Bowl
* Udon Noodles

Tempura Orange Chicken Bowl
* Brown Rice
* Vegetables

Gyoza
Chocolate Chip Cookies

## BOWL: Rumblies Region Scoring 🍲

For this year's Tournament, The Doughboys rate the bowls on their Greens, Fruit, Grains, Granola, Proteins, Dips/Dressing, Bowl, Silverware/Drinks/Bread (the Pally Rule; but they're separated now), Treats and Treat, Portion Size (the Montoya Rule), Na'vi (Cherry Rule), speed (Jordan Morris/Sonic the Hedgehog Rule), and a whole bunch more. They do not rate numerically or on any scale, but just say which one they prefer.

## BOWL: Rumblies Region Winner 🍲

Which of these bowls are being given to The Dude in *The Big Lebowski* and is so good that it resurrects Donny back to life?

The winning bowl gets a strike. (Three strikes and you're in. Turkeys are good! But also two strikes is a 7-10 split decision and you advance as well.)

If it loses, it is declared a gutterball and is given to The Man.

 Mike Mitchell
 Jordan Morris

Chipotle wins! Chiptle will face the winner of the Acai Region in the next match-up!

## Related Episodes

* 65. Doughlympics - Mexican Division
* 118. Chipotle 2
* 193. Mouth of the Border: Fast Casual Region
* DD. Mouth of the Border: Fat Chance Kitchen
* DD. Mouth of the Border: Fat Chance Kitchen
* 249. Chipotle 3
* DD. BOWL: Rumblies Region
* 390. BOWL: Semi-Soft Finals
* 109. Burger King 2
* DD25. Celebrity Liquor
* 160. Norms
* 189. Super Duper Burgers
* DD. May-ow: Bug
* 308. Golden Road Brewing
* 349. Burgerville
* DD. Burning Man
* DD. Gorko's Planet Clergmas Spectacular
* DD. BOWL: Rumblies Region
* DD. Poké Region
* 388. Acai Region
* DD. **Rumblies Region**
* 389. Semi-Soft Finals
* DD. Toilet Bowl Region
* 390. Semi-Soft Finals
* DD. Bread Dead Redemption
* 391. Finale

## Photos

Sofritas Burrito Bowl and Chicken Burrito BowlCombo Bowl: Original Gyudon Beef and Grilled Habanero ChickenMixed Vegetable Bowl, Avocado, Spring RollsGyozaNick longingly yearning for Capriotti's from Yoshinoya