Steamed Hams But Windows XP and Windows Vista, Remastered

**Steamed Hams But Windows XP and Windows Vista, Remastered** is an animation made by Qwertyxp2000, first uploaded to YouTube on June 27th 2019. The animation involves Seymour Skinner (Windows XP) and his unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers (Windows Vista). It is a remake of the episode Steamed Hams But Windows XP and Windows Vista in 16:9 ratio, alongside a few minor graphical changes and a minor change to the vocal transcript. It is the 8000 Subscriber Special for Qwertyxp2000.

## Synopsis

Superintendent Chalmers rings the doorbell to Seymour's house. Seymour Skinner (Windows XP) opens the door, and is welcomed by Superintendent Chalmers (Windows Vista). He welcomes him inside. Chalmers went to sit on the table, while Skinner walked towards the kitchen door. Skinner opens the door to the kitchen, only to find that there was smoke all around the kitchen. He gasps. Opening his oven, he laments over his burnt Sunday roast, a roasted Linux now incinerated by flames. Windows XP figures he could just go out of the window to disguise McDonalds food as the upcoming luncheon. He laughs evilly in his remark. Afterwards, he prepares a stool to reach above the windowsill. Just as he was trying to come out of the windowsill, Superintendent caught him trying to escape the window, but doesn't yet know Skinner's intentions. Superintendent Chalmers crosses his arms (technically his "hands", due to most logos having levitating limbs).

Then comes the Steamed Hams Theme Song. Shown during this sequence is as follows: Seymour and Superintendent arguing over the sizes of basketballs, Seymour slipping over the Windows Vista background onto Superintendent, and the two being chased by KFC Man over a "kernel" problem. Superintendent then shouts "SEYMOUR!".

Seymour is surprised! He tells Superintendent that he is just stretching his calves, even though he doesn't even have calves anyway because of his body structure. But as enthusiastic as he appeared through his gestures, this false excuse failed to fool Superintendent. Instead, he pointed out the smoke coming from Seymour's oven. Seymour tried to assure him that the "smoke" was actually steam from his "Steamed Clams", and expresses his tasteful delight for the upcoming lunch. Superintendent is still concerned, but instead walks off and shuts the door.

Seymour wipes his face: "Phew!". He hops onto the stool. And he jumps over through the window. He quickly rushed to McDonalds on foot. He then comes back with a large plate of McDonalds cheeseburgers. He came back to announce that he prepared some "mouthwatering hamburgers". Chalmers then questions again (this time: about the "steamed clams"). Skinner stated that he obtained some hamburgers (in which he calls "steamed hams"). Chalmers is still unsure about this claim.

Chalmers then keeps asking Skinner about the derivation of the phrase (being a Utica native). Skinner claimed that the phrase is a regional dialect that is derived from Albany. Chalmers then stated that the burgers were similar to the Krusty Burgers. Skinner then says to him that the burgers are patented Skinner Burgers, part of an "old family recipe". Chalmers then further questions about how the hamburgers are called "steamed hams" despite the patty being obviously grilled, and shows off an opened cheeseburger in order to prove his point.

Seymour hears the sound of a fire explosion coming from the kitchen. He is kind of stuck in words as to what to say next. Seymour told Chalmers to wait for a moment while Seymour has other temporary tasks to do. Chalmers agrees and continues eating, while Seymour quickly rushes into the kitchen to check the scene. He went out and stretched his entire body, along with a big yawn, and says his stretch felt great. Chalmers was about to check the time, when suddenly he saw the glowing orange-red kitchen! Seymour responds by stating that the room is just Aurora Borealis.

Chalmers is clearly confused out of his mind. He could not possibly believe that Aurora Borealis was happening in his kitchen at the very moment in time. In confusion, he stamped around the floor with his hands on his head, one window pane risen upwards like a raised eyebrow. Seymour says that it indeed is true. When asked to enter the Aurora Borealis, Seymour said no to Chalmers' request.

While walking out of the entrance, the entire house has been glowing orange-red. Agnes called out from the burning house concerns over the danger status of the house. Seymour assured her that it was just the northern lights.

Chalmers told Seymour that although he was a little odd in character during the luncheon, he told him that he "steamed a good ham" and bowed to him. Chalmers walks off while Agnes is still inside the searing heat of Seymour's house. While walking off, Seymour gave a quick thumbs-up, and left quickly into the house to save her once Chalmers left out of sight.

## Characters

* Seymour Skinner (Windows XP)
* Superintendent Chalmers (Windows Vista)
* KFC Man
* Linux (cameo)
* Seymour's mother (Windows 2000, off-screen)

## Trivia

* Qwertyxp2000 had been working on it before he made and published Peppa Pig But Windows XP, starting from around May 2019. Initially, he stopped for a while, but continued after a bit of while of evaluating the remake of the Steamed Hams But Windows XP video, along with spending units of time perfecting the animations on his local university computers.
* This is the second animation released on YouTube to gain 1M+ views on YouTube.
* Just like the earlier Steamed Hams But Windows XP and Windows Vista, Windows Vista at the start of the animation error where he is represented with an older design model. Specifically, the older version of the video corrected his incorrectly added color schemes, while this video corrected some alignment issues with his window panes.
* On May 11th 2020, this video received 7.5K+ likes.
* When the video first received 1M+ views, it only had around ~430 comments.
* Seymour's mother's captions are color-coded as purple, which correspond with Seymour's mother's main colors.
* One user in the comments for the original YouTube video for the teaser mentioned that KFC Man was possibly chased over being mistaken regarding a "kernel" problem. Interestingly, "colonel" is pronounced exactly like "kernel".