It's Not Scary: A Not Scary Christmas

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## It's Not Scary: A Not Scary Christmas

Promotional artwork of Jay and Alden kissing under a mistletoe.

### Director

Jayden S.

***A Not Scary Christmas*** is a 2021 Christmas special that aired on NBC on December 25, 2021 and is produced by NBCUniversal.

## Description

*"It's Christmas! Jayosaur is excited, but there is a gang that is not. They're the Nite Mare Logos and they plan to screw up Christmas. Will Jayosaur be able to stop them in time?!"*

## Plot

It's Christmas time! Jay, Alden, MTE, CCG88, TTS210, SonicFan, ATN, Nico, Esjayee, SCG Studios, and others are getting ready for the holidays. Even Jayosaur! He is so excited about Christmas and enjoys singing with everyone. (The Magic Of Christmas)

But a gang of scary logos begs to differ and is pissed off by the happiness. They try to think of plans to stop this happiness altogether, so they brainwash everyone into malicious villains that want to hurt America. (You're A Mean Gang)

They tiptoe at night and sprinkle evil witch dust into their hot chocolate and when they drink it, they become evil stick figures, (Lets Screw Up Christmas) but this doesn't affect Jayosaur. Jayosaur tiptoes out of bed, stubs his (non-existant) toe on an ornament and makes such a fuss over it. (I Stubbed My Toe) It's only a matter of time before he notices The Gang stealing the Christmas tree. The Gang lies to Jayosaur, and give him a drink of soda before sending him back to sleep.

Meanwhile, Baldi is teaching his students about singing, so they learn a Christmas medley. They rehearse it, but they don't have enough time to.

The Gang is about to drop everything they stole down the sewer, but are stopped when they hear singing (Welcome Christmas/This Christmas I Gave You My Heart/Don't Be A Jerk) and start to feel happy. They return all the Christmas decorations, and join the choir.

## Cast

* Jayden Sosa - Himself, Jayosaur
* Alden Moeller - Himself
* Rey Martinez - MTE Network
* TTS210 Communications - Himself
* SonicFan - Himself
* Layon? - ATN
* Tom Petersen - Nico, Esjayee
* Cameron Longree - CCG88
* H. Jon Benjamin - Baldi
* Rylee Alazraqui - Playtime
* Brad Garrett - Principal, Bully
* Tony Sampson - Gotta Sweep
* Grey Griffin - Mrs. Pomp
* Skrillex - 1st Prize
* Chris Knowings, Ricky Bell, Michael Bivins, Ronnie DeVoe - Nite Mare Gang
* Cameron Diaz - Chorus
* Grey Griffin - Chorus
* Taylor Swift - Chorus
* Cathy Cavadini - Chorus
* Tara Strong - Chorus
* Quvenzhane Wallis - Chorus
* Jamie Foxx - Chorus
* Parry Gripp - Chorus

## Musical Numbers

1. "The Magic Of Christmas" - Jay Productions, Alden Moeller, MTE Network, Esjayee, Nico, CCG88, TTS210, SonicFan, and ATN
2. "Welcome Christmas" - Jay Productions, Baldi, Alden Moeller, Jayosaur, Playtime, It's A Bully, Principal of the Thing, Mrs. Pomp, Gotta Sweep
3. "It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year" - Jamie Foxx
4. "Perfect Christmas" - Jay Productions
5. "You're A Mean Gang [ft. Chris Knowings]" - Bell Biv DeVoe
6. "Let's Screw Up Christmas [ft. Chris Knowings]" - Bell Biv DeVoe
7. "I Stubbed My Toe" - Jayosaur
8. "Welcome Christmas (Reprise)/This Christmas/Don't Be A Jerk" - Everyone

## Trivia

* The music was composed by Joe Coupal.
* Voice acting was done in NYC, Eatontown, NJ, Rochester, Baltimore, MD, Jacksonville, NC, Indianapolis, IN, via a Discord call, Vancouver, Boston and Los Angeles. Jayden S., Chris Knowings, Quvenzhane Wallis and Jamie Foxx recorded their voices together, whereas the other voices were recorded in Los Angeles.
* This episode's poster depicts Jay and Alden kissing under the mistletoe, despite neither of them ever having any romantic, nor sexual feelings towards each other, although Alden coincidentally came out as bisexual later in early 2021.