Ratigan

Professor Padraic Ratigan, better known as simply "Ratigan" is a British professor and former crime-lord.

## Early Life

Padraic Donaghil Ratigan was born in County Galway but moved to London with his parents and was bullied for being a rat and also being Irish. Growing up, Ratigan's best friend was Basil, an English mouse who was also bullied for being a nerd. Their friendship ended when the two had a rivalry over who would go out with Brisby, a female mouse and Basil won because he was a mouse and Ratigan was a rat who couldn't biologically breed with her. Ratigan decided he wanted to be a crime boss and Basil wanted to be a detective. The two quickly became enemies.

## Crime Career

Ratigan fought his way to the top of the London under-world and killed anyone who stood in his way. He started by robbing Asian tourists at Buckingham Palace. He also drowned a bunch of widows and orphans for no discernible reason and had a long rivalry with Basil who kept trying to bust him for crimes and although his plans were foiled he also always escaped.

## Attempted Coup

Ratigan decided one day that he wanted to take over the UK to stop the oppression of his people so he kidnapped Flaversham and tried to make him build a robotic queen but it didn't work out because Flaversham wasn't Japanese and thus couldn't build good robots. Basil foiled his plan once again so Ratigan kidnapped Olivia to hold her for ransom but Basil chased him to Big Ben and the two fought and Ratigan almost won because he was way stronger and had wolverine claws but the bell rang at the right moment to knock him off the clock and he fell three hundred feet onto the streets below.

## Darth Ratigan

Ratigan survived but was paralyzed from the neck down. Refusing to accept the end of his criminal career, he used his great criminal brain to design a Darth-Vader-like robotic suit that moved his body and legs using brain-waves. Ratigan used a bunch of child-laborers to build it once he designed it and when it was finished Ratigan was back on the streets again.

## Rampage

Darth-Ratigan used his new robotic sci-fi powers to destroy a bunch of buildings in London and this time Basil was powerless to stop him. The army was deployed but he easily crushed and killed them all. However, Darth-Ratigan quickly got bored of killing people and destroying stuff freely so he fell into a depression.

## Depression

Darth-Ratigan locked himself in his basement and refused to come out. His followers who were still alive abandoned him after they couldn't talk to him. During his depression, Darth-Ratigan binged "Breaking Bad" and "The Sopranos" which just made him more depressed. One day, Basil showed up with Robin Hood and Mac and they convinced Ratigan to come out again but he was still depressed.

## Return To Normal

Darth-Ratigan returned to normal when it rained and his electric suit short-circuited leaving him paralyzed once again. However, his spine was surgically replaced the late Botticelli's. Now back to his physical old-self, Ratigan rallied his former troops to help fight Thanos and his evil fandom army.

## Battle of Winterfell

Re-juvenated, Ratigan led his army to Winterfell to fight Thanos's army. His army clashed with Thanos's army on one end of the battlefield. Basil and Ratigan teamed up and tried to kill Thanos but were defeated and injured. Ratigan got up again and slid right back into battle like he was born to.

## Redemption

During the battle, Ratigan finally redeemed himself when Thanos sent one of his evil assassins, Captain Marvel, to kill Bran Stark in his bed but before she could do it Ratigan burst in and fought her and tore her apart with his bare hands thus saving Bran's life.

## Current Life

After the battle, Ratigan was hailed as a hero. He was later inducted into the Society of Chads. He has since worked on developing new technologies in his own lab in New York and was in a relationship with Haillee Steinfeld briefly.