Milkshake Tickets

### Characters (in order of appearance)

Space Tree, The Commander, Mr.Warden (non-speaking cameo), Black Kid, Mee, xxxPinkFrosting88xxx, Allon, Tarbob

## Credits

### Additional matterial

egg atlin

There is a new milkshake store opening, and the Commander has two tickets to the premiere. Or does he??????????????

## Transcript

*(open to Space Tree with a potato thing)*

**SPACE TREE:** After months of production, my amazing potato sculpture is finally-

*(1/2 of a can phone flies onscreen and squashes it, causing Space Tree to cry a lone tear)*

**COMMANDER:** Yo, Space Tree, you there?

**SPACE TREE:** Commander? Is that you?

**COMMANDER:** No, it's my mom calling from the land of the ghosts. Yeah, it's me! *(pan out to reveal he's about to kick the Warden (tied upside-down))* I'm just down here at the office, and I just remembered to ask you, are you coming to see that new milkshake store opening tonight?

**SPACE TREE:** *(live over can phone)* What did you just say?

**COMMANDER:** I said, "milkshake store", fooooooool!

*(Space Tree shows up and knocks the can out of his hand)*

**SPACE TREE:** I thought I told you to never mention that particular store in my presence!

**COMMANDER:** Wait, I thought you said every time I mention a milkshake store, I should *give* you presents.

**SPACE TREE:** That doesn't make any sense.

**COMMANDER:** *(he now has a bunch of gift-wrapped things)* Well, I'll just keep these for myself, then. And what's your problem with milkshake stores anyway, Tree Space?

**SPACE TREE:** Well, it all started an ambiguous number of years ago...

*(diagonal screen-wipe to Tree Space in front of a milkshake store)*

**SPACE TREE:** Hmm, I wonder if I should go inside this store and buy a milkshake, from the milkshake store.

**CRAZY GUY:** Milkshakes are made from treeees! MWA-HA! *(he runs off)*

**SPACE TREE:** They are?! Damn you, milkshake store!

*(the Commander shows up for no reason)*

**COMMANDER:** What the hell?

**SPACE TREE:** Hey, get out of my flashback!

*(fade back to the present)*

**SPACE TREE:** ... and I've had a grudge against milkshake stores ever since.

**COMMANDER:** You know, I don't think that's actually true what that guy said. I read somewhere that milkshakes are made of, like... milk.

**SPACE TREE:** Come on, you never read anything.

**COMMANDER:** OK, you got me. Maybe they are made of milk trees. The point is, I gots two tickets to the pre-mi-ere opening. Of the milkshake store.

*(Mee shows up in a portal)*

**MEE:** Hey, man, can I see those tickets you got?

**COMMANDER:** Sure. They're pretty good tickets, aren't they?

*(Mee leaves with the tickets)*

**COMMANDER:** Aren't they? *(pause)* He'll be back.

*(Mee shows up in a portal again, but this time slaps the Commander and leaves)*

**COMMANDER:** See? I told you.

*(cut to some house; Allon and PinkFrosting88 are drinking shakes)*

**PinkFrosting88:** This is a pretty good shake, Allon.

**ALLON:** I made it myself.

**PinkFrosting88:** I know. You said that already.

**MEE:** *(offscreen)* Did someone say milkshakes?

**Pinkfrosting88:** I didn't say milk.

*(cut to Mee entering)*

**MEE:** Well, I got two-

*(he bangs his head against the doorframe)*

**MEE:** Ow! Who the- Ah... Anyway, I got two tickets to the new milkshake store.

**ALLON:** No way!

**MEE:** Yes way! Now let's find somewhere to sell them.

**ALLON:** Well, why don't you just use them for their intended purpose?

**MEE:** Yeah, good idea, moron. Like I'm really gonna go to a milkshake store. More like... milkshake "bore". Am I right?

**PinkFrosting88:** No. I'm going to this thing. And if you don't wanna go, I guess I'll go with the green kid.

**MEE:** Oh, you're gonna go with the green kid! Yeah, good idea, moron. I guess I-

*(we see Allon and PF88 have left and taken the kitchen table with them)*

**MEE:** Oh. They got by me pretty quickly. I must be losing my touch.

*(he opens a portal, and through it, he tears someone's leg off)*

**MEE:** Nope. I still got it.

*(cut to the Commander, about to kick someone, but now unable to due to the loss of leg)*

**COMMANDER:** What the hell just happened?

**TARBOB:** Hey, I paid you $45! Now where's my kick in the face?!

*(roll end credits)*

## Fun Facts

* When The Commander brings out two (2) gifts because he mentioned Milkshake store twice, on it is written(backwards) :

```
To: tree
From: cx

```

* Before Space Tree's flashback, in the black area it says "diagonal flashback".
* When the Commander has the Milkshake tickets, they read

```
Milkshizzle - Admit 0.

```

* When Mee has the milkshake tickets, they read

```
I drew something cool here before but then Flash crashed (heh heh) so now you'll never see it. Yeah, bitch!"

```

* The word "milkshake" is used 15 times in this episode. That's an average of 1 "milkshake" every 11 seconds.

## References

* "Milkshakes are made from trees" is a reference to the phrase "Soylent green is people", from the movie Soylent Green.
* The potato sculpture is probably a reference to the mashed potato scene from Close Encounters of the Third Kind.