Crap Video Games Night

# Crap Video Games Nights

Usually held on Wednesday Evenings from 7pm, Crap Video Game Night replaced Crap Movie Night. Crap Video Games Nights also occur when for some reason the usual schedule is not able to go ahead, for example John is preparing for a live show.

The premise behind Crap Video Games Nights is that John plays (solo or with mods/chat members depending on the game) games which are silly, poor quality, or in some other way crap. John has a lot of older games available to him to play, he also plays games gifted to him by chat on steam, or games on antstream.

When he plays Nidhogg 2 against Queen Modtato Vultmog he usually loses, however against the rest of chat he tends to do better.

John doesn't claim to be a brilliant gamer, however he plays games while reading comments in the chat, which takes some level of skill. He has also been gaming since he was around 10 years old. His favourite game is Street Fighter, which is not a crap video game and therefore cannot be played on Crap Video Games Nights. The image to the left is a screen grab from a game of James Bond: 007. That is a gun, that is the placement of the gun when the game is paused. Yes, we know.

Collection of 46 Videos from Wednesday Nights 2021

## Consoles/Platforms

***Sega Mega Drive***

***Master System***

***Saturn***

***SNES***

***NES***

***MAME (Arcade)***

***Gameboy***

***Gameboy Advance***

***N64***

***Nintendo Wii*** - not been used on stream for some time

***Antstream*** - check here for more information on available games

***Steam*** - Nidhogg 2 has been played by John and Chat and by John and Queen Modtato Vultmog (Vultmog is incredible), The greatest Penguin heist of all time was gifted by Mini Noises and was thoroughly silly and fun.

***Playstation 1***

***Playstation 2***

***Playstation 3***

***Playstation 4***

***XBOX 360***

## Games in Regular Rotation

***Beast Wrestler*** - known in the community as Bwob Bwob (Beast Wrestler Guide and Walkthrough)

***Katamari Damashii*** - I...I have no words for this one

***Uo Poko*** - known in the community as The Cat Drowning Game

***Life and Death 2: The Brain*** - known affectionately in the community as the OOG Game

***Surgeon Simulator*** - the other OOG game

***AltF4*** - originally suggested with the expectation that John would rage qu....I mean experiencing the game crashing early and frequently, this actually became a regular favourite as John enjoyed the nonsense but challenging nature of this game.

***Pepsiman*** - well of course this is played by the man who drinks more Pepsi Max daily than literally any other individual human on planet earth, (and more than most families).

***Bishi Bashi*** - do I really need to explain?!

These are just a small sample of some of the more popular crap video games that get played over and over, there are of course many many games that are only ever played once, that are so crap that no one can endure them again, not even the illustrious comedic gamer that is John Robertson. There seems to be no lower limit as to how crap a game John is willing to try once (as long as its not banned by Twitch and wouldn't break terms of service, we don't want the channel banning after all). Including upon the recommendation of the wonderful Modtato Lola Sunnybutter "The Good Time Garden" on steam. If you haven't played it before its well...very squishy.

## 3D Pinball Space Cadet

John has a fondness for all things 80's and 90's like many of us good little 80's children, so of course he has fond memories of 3D Pinball Space Cadet as featured in Windows 95. So in the year of our John 2021 when he found a way to play it on windows 10 we got to glory in it during some delightful stream play times.1

*1 We MUST have a record of it (I declare it is imperative to keep a record of all fun things!).*

On a special Thursday Night Crap Video Games Night Kevin-Chan also played 3D Pinball Space Cadet...he is a good kitty and scored "Million points!"

*(And no one can say otherwise because there is no evidence anywhere* *to the contrary! And we have this video that proves he scored Million Points so there!)*