Emporium Multiverse

After the first emporium, the base timeline was split into several fragments that make up the emporium multiverse. It is not currently known how many timelines exist in this multiverse, but they are all interconnected through emporium relics. Not all members of the multiverse have knowledge of its existence, and this knowledge tends to be reserved for members of the original base timeline.

## Miguel's Emporium Timeline

The main timeline for the Emporium Multiverse is the Miguel's Emporium Timeline. This timeline follows the journey of the Ringmaster after his first emporium all the way through Kyle's Carnival.

### Chapter 1: Miguel's Emporium

The Ringmaster forms Miguel's Emporium LLC and throws a huge carnival to scam people out of free hugs and an iPhone X. He disappears midway through the emporium and the FBI launches an investigation, declaring Miguel a wanted man.

### Chapter 2: James's Beach Resort

Freelance entrepreneur James [REDACTED] buys out Miguel's Emporium and uses the assets to launch a beach resort. The Ringmaster has fled to the sea to escape prosecution, and washes up on the shore of the Beach Resort, taking it over during its construction in an attempt to scam more people. Before he can finish his plan he is killed by Hulk Hogan, and the millionaire James [REDACTED] goes missing. The Beach Resort is a bust and Miguel's Emporium LLC goes bankrupt.

### Chapter 3: Halloween BBQ

The Ringmaster's soul can't rest until he throws a successful social gathering, so his ghost throws a spooky Halloween BBQ. The BBQ is a success, however he soon realizes that instead of passing on to Heaven he is being banished to Hell.

### Chapter 4: Drew's Quinceanera

Drew, a former employee of Miguel's Emporium, partners with the Sandman cult to launch a ritual in the woods to summon the Ringmaster's spirit from Hell, disguised as a Quinceanera festival. They are successful, entrapping Miguel's soul in his top hat.

### Chapter 5: Fiendish Friendsgiving

Drew channels the power of the Ringmaster via the top hat and invites his friends to a Friendsgiving in order to funnel their partychlorians into the hat so Miguel's soul can feed. Drew places the top hat on his head during the dinner as a joke, allowing a conduit for Miguel's soul to possess him. Now possessed, Miguel directly feeds off of the partychlorians using Drew's body.

### Chapter 6: Electric Boogaloo

After absorbing enough partychlorians, Miguel fully transforms Drew's body and the Ringmaster is reborn. He throws his second emporium to generate huge amounts of partychlorians to feed off of, with no real ulterior motives. Because of this the gathering is a huge success, although his own tarnished reputation prevented this emporium from becoming too huge, resulting in a minor payout of partychlorians.

### Chapter 7: Carnival Man

The Ringmaster wanders the planet after his second emporium, partially in hiding from federal authorities and partially to generate more party energy. It is revealed that he is being hunted by a figure known as the Wanderer, however his motives remain unclear. Drew's body, now fully transformed into Miguel's, is in the process of rejecting Miguel's soul due to a lack of social events, which is leading to him throwing small social gatherings. These parties allow the Wanderer to track him, slowly closing in.

## Christmas Album Timeline

One of the branched realities is album showcased in the intermission skits of the Christmas Albums. In this universe, Drew and Jacob have been living together in a sketchy rental home and Jacob is seemingly unemployed. They are being visited by Kyle (who returns from McDonalds) when Santa arrives to deliver their presents, he is mistaken by Jacob for Kevin and shot dead. Realizing their mistake, the three hop into Santa's sleigh and assume the mantle of Santa Claus, vowing to deliver all of the presents themselves. They immediately lose control of the sleigh and crash onto the interstate, with the only confirmed casualty being an innocent family that was listening to the Christmas Album. The police close in on the trio, and Drew executes the wounded reindeer. Kyle testifies against them in court and Jacob rushes up and fatally stabs him, but is subsequently gunned down by the police. He is left in critical condition and with an extended sentence.

20 years pass as Drew serves his sentence and upon his release he is confronted by Mecha Santa, having been revived by his elves. Mecha Santa shoots Drew in the head, killing him instantly.

Several years after this Jacob is released from prison, and he too is confronted by Mecha Santa. Horrified to learn he is still alive, Mecha Santa reveals that his elves had also reconstructed the corpse of Kyle after being left for dead in the court room as Santa's Little Helper. The two mechas approach Jacob, who sprints past the two into Santa's sleigh. He once again attempts to flee in the sleigh, but crashes into oncoming traffic killing at least one other motorist, and presumably himself.

After waking up in the wreckage of the aforementioned accident, Jacob blames the situation on the reindeer, stating that nothing could ever be his fault. An ambulance approaches and quickly passes Jacob, leaving him to bleed out under wreckage and shrapnel. Just when he's ready to die, an ally from the north arrives and saves him. He had originally arrived to kill Santa Claus, however he is surprised to find Jacob instead. As Jacob gives him a plot synopsis, Santa's Little Helper arrives and fires a shot, but not before Justin pushes Jacob out of the way, taking the bullet. He reveals that Santa had rebuilt him in his workshop, taking him under his wing as his apprentice. Santa's Little Helper brings Jacob to Mecha Santa, monologuing about how this isn't because Jacob killed Santa, but because he was homeless.

As Jacob sits before Mecha Santa, he reveals that he had come to their apartment to kill Drew and Jacob for being homeless and using blankets, revealing that he hates the homeless because they lack material possessions and the corporate spirit of Christmas. Santa's Little Helper plays Silent Night, planning to execute Jacob to the song, but Miguel crashes through the wall after falling asleep at the wheel and kills everyone who skipped the intermission track. This crash also kills Mecha Santa, and Miguel's body begins to shine as he becomes Santa Claus due to the Santa clause. Only people that truly believe in Santa can hear the magic of Miguel's voice, and he announces that he's going to bring back Christmas cheer. Santa's Little Helper makes one desperate stand to promote paganism and Satanism, however he is consumed by the Christmas Spirit. Rather than kill him, the Spirit purifies him, healing his wounds and removing his cybernetic enhancements.

Everyone thanks Santa Miguel for his service and he flies away in his sleigh, and Kyle, Jacob, Drew, and Justin wave goodbye to him, amazed that he used Christmas magic to bring them back. As they begin to leave to go home, Kyle finds a top hat and puts it on...

## Halloween Album Timeline

Not much is known about this universe, other than the fact that it is inhabited by the spooky residents of the Halloween Albums. JAHKula, a vampire who feeds off of the critique and reaction to his Halloween Album, stalks the Earth in search of victims. At some point he invents a dance known as the Skunk Ape Slide, and it is the hit song in the monster world. Erich Jr. is also created, referred to by JAHK as the hybrid in the swamp. Eventually JAHKula and his goons invite the fools of the monster world to their castle for a Halloween Party, and they prepare a dish of mashed potatoes to serve. This leads to the creation of the Mashed Potato Mash. JAHKula hires the Nut Kicker 5 to perform, and they prevent the Tard Wranglers from stopping the party and catching the cryptids. JAHKstin performs on his chains, and the Mashed Potato Mash starts to replace the Skunk Ape Slide as the most popular dance. JAHKula is initially heartbroken, but is eventually convinced to join the band and party with the monsters.

In the human world, Kyle is approached by a Purple Deez Eater from outer space, who has arrived on Earth in search of the emporium band.

The following year, JAHKula sets up a cabin in the woods to ensnare travelers on their way to Halloween parties. He disguises himself as a human and traps Brian in his cabin,. forcing him to listen to his Halloween album. After feeding off of Brian's response to the album, JAHKula attempts to record a parody of Ghost Busters known as Nut Busters, but Brian escapes through the window and runs off into the woods.

In the third Halloween Album, we learn that JAHKula was sent to prison and managed to repress his violent clownpire personality into his subconscious. After getting in trouble for spreading misinformation online, JAHKula sings a triumphant song in which he resolves himself to spread the truth about the Rapture. Singing this song and feeding into his narcissism triggers a violent transformation into JAHKula, or perhaps he just snaps his own finger bones to add to the illusion. Regardless, JAHKula then summons an army of clownpires from across the multiverse, all alternate versions of himself. He uses his clownpire army to escape the prison, making his way to McDonalds.

At McDonalds, the Mystery Gang from the prior album are enjoying some cheeseburgers. They are interrupted by the sounds of screams from outside, witnessing clownpires slaughter everyone who stands in their way. They smash through the windows, seizing the Mystery Gang. JAHKula reveals himself, declaring that it's time to sing Nut Busters.

Due to Nut Busters being the final track on the album, it is believed he was successful in getting them to sing. Their fate afterwards is unknown.

After producing Nut Busters, JAHKula becomes an overnight sensation. His album is a huge hit, leading to a feeding frenzy of album reactions. JAHKula is on top of the world, and he produces an additional album to try and keep riding the high. He appears on the Conan O'Brien show to promote this album, but during the interview Conan brings up footage of JAHKula leaving the Five Nights at Freddy's movie. JAHKula goes on a rant about Markiplier due to him not showing up in the movie, and the crowd turns on JAHKula. It is unknown what happens after this, but presumably JAHKula's time in the limelight is over. The Mystery Gang has yet to reappear, their fate still unknown.