Roger is so basic

Roger likes beer. Roger has beer opinions and if you enjoy IPAs he will come out swinging those opinions. Roger likes a freshly-pulled draught of stout but Roger also likes seventeen cans of mostly-water enjoyed while on a boat. Roger will muster a crew to swing by the local equivalent of a pub to try the local beer as one of the first activities slotted in around Work Times on a ground crew mission.

Roger smokes weed. (The Cadian term for it is ses.) Roger has weed opinions, and Roger consistently mispronounces both "indica" and "sativa" but if you think they produce significantly different highs he will come out swinging those opinions. Jones built Roger a really fancy high-tech vape rig and he loves to have people over to hit his big fancy high-tech vape rig with him, even though he's management.

Roger owns polo shirts. And rugby shirts, although Roger has never played rugby. Roger smells like a cologne Simon bought for him, because when left to his own devices Roger will still wear Axe.

Roger has hockey opinions. Roger will also have football (EU definition) opinions if you give him a chance. If you took him to a Grouen Duy baseball game he'd sprout opinions on that sport too. (He's too tall to attend a Schutten Duy baseball game.) (Roger has played hockey. He'll mention this in his opinions.)

Roger likes dogs. He also likes Jones' dog, Ginger, who is such a weird dog that Yarrow (who hates and fears dogs) does not hate her. Roger had a dog when he was growing up, and he named it Steadfast, which is even worse than Fido for a Cadian dog (and I suppose Fido comes from the same root as fidelity and so the names are probably the same, aren't they?).

Roger likes a routine - or at least he settles into one quickly. If being in a routine makes him feel stuck in a rut he never notices his growing frustration and situational-depression until he's yanked out of it, usually by Simon without the Saint even meaning to do such a thing. Roger likes a plan - or at least he always tries to make two or three. Perhaps it's less welcome when Simon inevitably yanks him out of those.

Roger is a fucking *normie*. Chad probably objectifies him for this lol. Like - he really is a rather extraordinary individual, watch him rise to every occasion Simon requires of him, right? He's a really good leader and he pulls people together in the field really well; he's clever and knows when and how to be forceful and also he can shoot his gun. But he's super normie in all his tastes except men (let's see he had that superior officer who literally fell to chaos and then he devoted himself forever to Simon fucking Templar). He's so basic.

Roger likes to go to Grim Hortons and literally get whatever is the trendy seasonal latte, and he's wearing a two-year-old mission t-shirt and spray deodorant in Old Spice: Dinosaur Hunter or some shit, and his sneakers match his t-shirt so he thinks he looks very casual yet extremely pulled-together. Roger likes Kraft dinner. Roger sends you a link to a meme you saw three years ago. Roger has a physical mixtape he made to listen to when Simon has forgotten he exists. Roger has never thrown away a t-shirt. Roger likes his eggs on the Jersey side

1. ↑ This is libel. He wears OLD SPICE. Simon says it's just the same