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Spooky Scary

## Overview

Double Heads Variety Hour presents “Spooky Scary,” where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox present a playlist combining horror punk and nu-metal. It's their first time recording live in the studio, and they interview a CVS employee. Listen to the episode.

## Episode Summary

This marks the first episode where Matt and Dillon are in the actual KOOP studio, and there are no technical issues whatsoever.

Matt and Dillon quickly enact an open door policy for their show, and a man quickly shows up unannounced. His name is Johnny Pablo, and he is a CVS employee at the pharmacy near the show, but he lives at 1234. He quickly starts talking about FCC laws, and the DJs try to change the subject. They decide to talk about their Try Hard Coffee basement studio instead, which has two of everything so they don't have to see one another.

After "Bodies," Dillon pulls out a guitar and makes his musical debut in the KOOP studio. Johnny claims that he is a "pharmaciast" and that his CVS location is a flagship location. His favorite KOOP shows are the ones he hears on the walk home on his Walkman. Matt tries to segue this to Plant Talk, and Dillon shuts him down.

Dillon and Matt go off-mic to discuss their concerns Johnny. Dillon brings up how Johnny keeps looking at the station mailboxes and his apparent fascination with a show called "Channel Surfing." Matt also notes the two knives Johnny has been holding the entire time, although Dillon assumed those were to protect the DJs. When asked about the knives, Johnny can't give a good reason aside from vegetable cutting. When asked about the mailboxes, he says he was considering putting the knives in people's mail slots as gifts.

They decide the genres complement.

## Featured Characters

Matt Fox

Dillon Minacci

Johnny Pablo

## Featured Music

Jeff Richmond, Tracy Morgan - "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah"

Misfits, John Canero - "Moster Mash"

NOFX - "Last Caress"

Linkin Park - "One Step Closer"

System of a Down - "Chic 'N' Stu"

Nim Vind - "Killing Saturday Night"

Misfits - "20 Eyes"

Limp Bizkit - "My Way"

Disturbed - "Remember"

Slipknot - "Duality"

Drowning Pool - "Bodies"

The Cramps - "Human Fly"

Rocky Horror Picture Show - "Time Warp"

Calabrese - "Vampires Don't Exist"

Mistfits - "Ghouls Night Out"

Goldfinger - "Ghouls Night Out"
Dr. John Big Butt

## Overview

Dr. John Big Butt is a 3rd generation volcanist and whistleblower.

## Detailed Biography

A man named Dr. John Big Butt enters the volcano and claims to be a 3rd generation volcanist and whistleblower. He works in VolCorp's volcanology lab, where they "treat people real nice." That said, he comes on air and anonymizes his voice to tell the DJs that they're in grave danger. Dr. Big Butt claims that VolCorp wants to render their bodies into volcano ash, which is then used as a clean energy source to fuel machines worldwide. Matt is pretty quick to believe Dr. Big Butt, but Dillon doesn't believe that VolCorp would do something so sinister. Both DJs also find Dr. Big Butt a little annoying.
Election Night

## Overview

Double Heads Variety Hour presents “Election Night," where DJs Matt Fox and Dr. Bronner present a playlist combining Paul Simon and Tom Waits. They run an election, speak to constituents and defend ska against an aggressor. Listen to the episode.

## Episode Summary

Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci open the show by shouting a lot and making Small Cool World guest host Jeremiah join them on the show. Jeremiah confesses that he's not a big fan of ska because he's an emo kid, and the DJs encourage him to explore enjoying both.

The DJs open the floor to callers and online voters for a poll pitting Paul Simon versus Tom Waits, and votes begin trickling in throughout. Dan to explain why he votes for Paul Simon, and his explanation involves a significant amount of spoonerisms, a bad experience in California, and being sent a "Dease and Cesist" letter from the Waits camp.

They receive another call from first-time caller Bruno, who is currently getting into powerlifting and chooses Tom Waits because his name isn't two first names. The DJs also detail that they are hiring election enforcers and open the floor for callers to apply.

Tiffany calls in to apply to become an enforcer, and she gets hired. By the end of the show the vote is tied. DJ Dillon then casts his vote for Tom Waits, and DJ Matt casts his vote for Paul Simon. A final vote for Paul Simon on the group's Instagram account puts Paul Simon over the edge, securing him the election.

They decide that the genres complement.

## Featured Characters

Matt Fox

Dillon Minacci

Jam Time Jeremiah

Dan

Bruno

Tiffany

## Featured Music

Simon & Garfunkel - "My Little Town"

Tom Waits - "New Coat of Paint"

Paul Simon - "Kodachrome"

Tom Waits - "Tango Till They're Sore"

Paul Simon - "Wristband"

The Bangles - "Hazy Shade of Winter"

Bomb the Music Industry! - "Anywhere I Lay My Head"
Curses Anonymous

## Overview

Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Curses Anonymous," where DJs Matt Fox & Dillon Minacci present a playlist combining classical and The Misfits. They meet other cursed people, host a ticket giveaway, and try to hire a graphic designer. Listen to the episode.

## Episode Summary

Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci begin the show reminding the listeners that they have been cursed for weeks, although they rarely bring it up on air. Before they can start the show, a man in the corner keeps snickering at everything the DJs say. The name says his name is Kevin Manship, and he is a professional gymnast and guitarist who is 35 but looks young for his age.

Matt receives an invite to a group called Curses Anonymous, and they are quickly greeted by two strangers who snuck into the studio behind them. The strangers' names are Black Scorpion and Whorie the Clown, both of whom are cursed. The duo found a Quantum Wrench that turned a cosmic bolt, which caused the earth to spit out all the colors of the rainbow – which is God's blood. Ever since this happened 20 years ago, the duo has been confined to living only within the Halloween week. The main issue with this being that they can only eat candy.

Whorie the Clown speaks largely in sound effects, which can be largely attributed to her being from what the DJs describe as the boioioingiverse. They also confirm that every universe has a Booger, but that the one the DJs know from the Carniverse is a special one.

The DJs have the interviewees participate in "The Double Heads is Right," which Double Heads ultimately wins. Black Scorpion goes into more detail than requested about his skincare routine, which works very well considering he is 333 years old. They get a call from a man named Jeff Flake, a quantum physicarpenter who has spent the last 10 years eating a steady diet of isolation. At the moment he is caught between two walls, where his employees trapped him until further notice.

According to KOOP's leadership, the whole point the DJs did a show today was to give away tickets, so they host a ticket giveaway and speak to a handful of interested parties. Dino Nixon expresses interest, but is unable to accomodate Dillon's need for an 11x17 graphic design; Maudie Nixon – Dino's wife – also attempts to win the tickets but fails; and Brandy calls, describes what she would draw for the DJs, and wins the tickets.

They decide the genres complement.

## Characters

Matt Fox

Dillon Minacci

Black Scorpion

Whorie the Clown

Kevin Manship

Jeff Flake

Dino Nixon

Brandy

Maudie Nixon

## Featured Music

The Misfits - "Die Die My Darling"

Van Cliburn - "Liebstraum"
The Soulless Soul

## Overview

This week on Double Heads Variety Hour, Host Dillon Minacci speaks to a Median and two spirits. Host Matt Fox calls from Mexico again but is interrupted by radio plugger Chip Flames who requests Black Eyed Peas. A coward named Jim calls in from his hike while he soul is falling off. Listen to the episode.

## Featured Characters

Dillon Minacci

Matt Fox

Chip Flames
Funk Buttons

## Overview

Double Heads Variety Hour presents “Funk Buttons,” where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox present a playlist combining funk and electronica. Dillon gets a mysterious letter from Agent Brodsky of the TTA, and Matt explains why they keep a bucket of water in the studio. Listen to the episode.

## Episode Summary

The DJs take a week off for vacation, so now it's October 5. Dillon continues to talk about a time loop, but they move on pretty quickly because they definitely didn't get in an argument about how time travel works off the air.

They plug their DJ residency at Try Hard Coffee and talk about the company's moon roof observatory, a pay-what-you-can feature that they don't advertise. The DJs further describe their residency, the prizes, and their spin wheel.

They receive new fan mail addressed to Dillon. The letter is from Agent Brodsky of the Time Travel Agency (TTA). Dillon refuses to read it out loud on air, and it might not actually be fan mail. Dillon says that the letter explains everything he has been trying to tell Matt. But as soon as he hands it to Matt, he accidentally drops it in the bucket of water they keep in the studio, rendering it unreadable. Dillon says he's being tracked by the TTA, and Matt once again doesn't believe him.

They decide the genres contradict.

## Featured Characters

Dillon Minacci

Matt Fox

Agent Brodsky

## Featured Music

The Meters - "Here Comes the Meter Man"

Four Tet - "She Moves She"

William Bell - "You Don't Miss Your Water"

Nicolas Jaar - "Variations"

Diana Ross - "It's My House"

Fishing - "Choy Lin"

Squarepusher - "Terminal Slam"

Funkadelic - "Hit it and Quit it"

Aphex Twin - "Produk 29 [101]"

Vulfpeck - "1 for 1, DiMaggio"

Boards of Canada - "Turquoise Hexagon Sun"
TJ Masters

## Overview

TJ Masters is the host of "Small Cool World" and the neighbor show of Double Heads Variety Hour.

## Detailed Biography

Further canon forthcoming

In "Silver & Gold," it is revealed that TJ holds the Guinness World Record for "Longest Phone Call on a Radio Show" with a time of 57 minutes. During this episode, Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci beat his world record by 10 minutes.

He also is a skilled juggler of different sized knifes and a performing musician.

## Appearances

Silver & Gold

Winners & Losers
Aileen

## Detailed Biography

Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci are excited to celebrate their 100th episode with a special non-human guest. They quickly introduce Electra Thunderstorm, a local theremin who is operated by Aileen of the Theremin Army. The DJs ask that they stick around for the entire 90-minute show, and they agree. Aileen confirms that Electra can fart and has a fear of heights.
My Classical Romance

## Overview

This week Double Heads Variety Hour presents “My Classical Romance,” where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox present a playlist combining pop punk and classical music. Intern Cody answers questions about his interests. Listen to the episode.

## Episode Summary

The show opens with Matt and Dillon reading a new piece of fan mail. Billy Dale Jacobs out of OK, Oklahoma wrote regarding "Sax Without a Cause," where he congratulated the DJs for making "half a show [he] liked."

They talk to Cody about pop-punk, but he's only 20 so he doesn't know any of the songs. They ask him his favorite types of music, but get impatient with him and never find out.

After the halfway show break, Cody gives the show thus far a 3 out of 5. They once again try to figure out what music he likes, but don't listen.

While thinking they are off mic, Matt and Dillon get in a fight with Cody about not allowing him to speak during the show. Cody then reveals that there is no air conditioning in the studio.

They decide the genres complement.

## Featured Characters

Matt Fox

Dillon Minacci

Cody

Billy Dale Jacobs

## Featured Music

Johann Sebastian Bach - Inventio No 8

Franz Schubert - "Erlkönig"

Blink 182 - "What's My Age Again"

Green Day - "Brain Stew"

Frederic Chopin - "Suffocation" Prelude in E Minor Op. 28, No. 4"

Sum 41 - "Fat Lip"

Clara Schumann - "Scherzo n. 2 in C minor, op. 14"

Paramore - "That's What You Get"

The Offspring - "Time to Relax"

Alkaline Trio - "Nose Over Tail for You"

The Offspring - "Self Esteem"

Modest Mussorgsky - "The Hut On Fowl's Legs (Baba-Yaga)"

Erik Satie - "Gymnopédie No.1"

Philip Glass - "Opening"

My Chemical Romance - "I'm Not Okay (I Promise)"
Greg Orey

## Detailed Biography

Greg is an endurance frog raiser who clearly misunderstood that the DJs were talking about insurance fraud. He breeds frogs for distance hopping, a sport that both DJs are unfamiliar with. Greg raises the frogs in his bathtub, where he transitions them from tadpoles to frogs by creating a tub whirlpool with an oar. He also bathes in the same tub and admits to swallowing multiple tadpoles. To keep his girlfriend content with the setup, he buys her necklaces and flowers.
Sax Without a Cause

## Overview

Double Heads Variety Hour's inaugural show is "Sax Without a Cause," where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox present a playlist combining experimental saxophone music with outlaw country. Listen to the episode.

## Episode Summary

The inaugural show opens with a thorough explanation of the show's format. They receive their first piece of fan mail from Katrina B., a Washington-based programmer who hacks radio station databases as a hobby.

The show also features the first airing of a fan favorite segment, "Probably Plant Talk," and Matt attempts to talk about agave plants.

They decide the genres contradict.

## Featured Characters

Matt Fox

Dillon Minacci

Katrina B.

## Featured Music

Townes Van Zandt - "Announcement"

Townes Van Zandt - "Mr. Mudd & Mr. Gold"

Acoustic Ladyland - "New Me"

The Walker Brothers - "Fat Mama Kick"

Kris Kristofferson - "Best of All Possible Worlds"

Matana Roberts - "Piddling"

David Allen Coe - "Willie, Waylon and Me"

Fire! - "Each Millimeter Of The Toad, Part 2"

Naked City - "Bonehead"

Colin Stetson - "Brute"

Sturgill Simpson - "Call to Arms"

Margot Price - "Hurtin' on the Bottle"

Jessi Colter - "That's the Way a Cowboy Rocks and Rolls"

Arno Bornkamp - "Garden of Love"
Coffee & Ice

## Overview

Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Coffee & Ice," where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox present a playlist combining coffee and ice music. They speak with a climate scientist from Alaska, host a game show, and discuss vampires. Listen to the episode.

## Episode Summary

Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci decide to do the show together for the first time in a long time. They immediately get a call from Jan, a previous caller who has since bicycled for the past 3-6 months to get to NYC to report what's going on. His segment is called "Jan on the Street," but he hangs up quickly after announcing this.

Their first guest is Dr. Robert Forrester, a climate scientist from Barrow, Alaska who now lives in Austin. He claims to be the only surviving member of his Barrow research group after a harrowing vampire attack on their research compound. The DJs can't figure out whether or not he might also be a vampire at this point.

Matt then brings in a guest that he met in the parking lot earlier that day. Her name is Anastasia Schroeder, but she goes by Stassy. She is a social media influencer originally from Los Angeles with a doctorate from DeVry University in Social Sciences. She is terrified of the vampire epidemic and uses the hashtag #Vampdemic to track its progress.

They get a call from the Wizard of All Things Multiple, who calls to express his disdain for all things multiple including Gaia, Medusa, and Double Heads.

Their final guest is Paul Michael Larsen, who is a game analyst that has been looking deeper into the Double Heads spin wheel game popularized in their live performances. And speaking of games, the show ends with another segment of "The Double Heads is Right," and the DJs quiz the guests on an upcoming birthday party happening at Try Hard Coffee.

They decide the genres complement.

## Characters

Matt Fox

Dillon Minacci

Dr. Robert Forrester

Anastasia Schroeder

Wizard of All Things Multiple

Paul Michael Larsen

## Featured Music

YUNA - "Decorate"

Tony Trov - "Happy Holidays Rita"

Tortoise - "Hot Coffee"
Harry Potter

## Detailed Biography

Harry Potter is the custodian of Double Heads' volcano. He is an unpaid employee who is compensated with healthcare, pizza parties, and volcano dust, which he is very excited to collect. He was originally born in the volcano but spent part of his life in London, where there is a volcano in the middle of the English Channel.
Jeff Club

## Overview

Jeff Club is a dentist tech and drum tech.

## Detailed Biography

During "Teeth for Sale," DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox are quickly greeted by Jeff Club, a dental tech who also is a drum tech for local bands. When the DJs ask him about his dental job, Jeff explains that his main focus is serving as an on-site therapist, holding patients' hands while they go through operations. He's not allowed to touch the medical equipment. The DJs are skeptical that he is actually hired by the office.

After a discussion with caller Scott, it is revealed that Jeff possesses a bag of teeth and is likely a dealer.
Anna-Marie Gates

## Overview

Anna-Marie gates is the owner of Anna-Marie's Office Essentials and the alleged long-lost daughter of Bill Gates.

## Detailed Biography

Anna-Marie Gates is a Berkeley-based entrepreneur who claims that Bill Gates is her long-lost father – although he appears to have a restraining order against her. She grew up a "free range" orphan, meaning that she never had parents, and spent her early years in Colorado. Her business is Anna-Marie's Office Essentials, which is a package of 72 supplies that include a kapow machine, stingy clean, and carved charcoal, among others. The DJs realize that all her products are not new ideas, but she claims they are all unique ideas created by her team of 5-9 year old blind children in Kentucky (also all orphans).
Slipper

## Detailed Biography

Slipper is fuzzy, plaid and spends most of her time under her wearer's bed. Similar to Shoe, Slipper doesn't have a job and does not need money to survive, and instead occupies her time studying walking patterns of humans. She doesn't like the feeling of flour on her hard sole and claims to absorb scents from her wearer's frequent meal prep. Slipper also recently lost her twin (the left slipper) to an animal attack.
Drone Zone

## Overview

Double Heads Variety Hour presents “Drone Zone,” where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox present a playlist combining sludge metal and ambient electronica. They also share fire alarm tips. Listen to the episode.

## Episode Summary

Matt and Dillon begin the episode by reading one of their many fan mail letters. This week's letter comes from Monica in Palm Beach County, Florida, who erroneously writes Double Heads Variety Hour mistaking them for the Fix It Fellas Variety Hour. She doesn't understand how smoke alarms work, and they successfully diagnose her issue.

The episode also features fan favorite "Dad Jokes: A Dramatic Reading," where Matt and Dillon read their favorite dad jokes.

They decide the genres complement.

## Featured Characters

Matt Fox

Dillon Minacci

Monica

## Featured Music

The Melvins - "Koolegged"

GAS - "Narkopop I"

Laurie Spiegel - "Appalachian Grove II"

Eyehategod - "0.001%"

Brian Eno - "Lizard Point"

Electric Wizard - "Master of Alchemy"

Weedeater - "Weed Monkey"

Pauline Oliveros - " Suiren"
DJ Flab Larbinger

## Overview

DJ Flab Larbinger is an AI-powered music curation machine.

## Detailed Biography

Matt decides to use the new AI-powered music selection machine recently acquired by KOOP. He turns the machine on and is instantly greeted by a warm and welcoming voice. The machine introduces itself as DJ Flab Larbinger, a music curating machine that selects songs based on emotional-based inputs only. Matt asks DJ Flab what comes to mind when thinking about family, and the machine quickly describes terror and horror, which leads him to curate hard-nosed club music.

DJ Flab further explains that he is one of roughly 1,000 DJ Flab Larbinger models created by Mitsubishi, and the Larbinger name comes from a famous dentistry family. Flab says Mitsubishi is known for three things:

1. Motorcycles
2. Keyboards
3. Thousands of Flab Larbingers

He and the other Flabs share a hive mind, and they are all one. When asked his age, DJ Flab claims to be "one flab of a glab" in human years. He also suggests he may be from a place called the Flabiverse. Flabs with the 1.0 operating system still eat babies, but those with the 2.0 operating system only eat full-grown adults. Matt becomes concerned that his life is at stake,
Cornelius Rutherford Ambrosias

## Overview

Cornelius Rutherford Ambrosias is a factory worker.

## Detailed Biography

While on a jury, the DJs get a call from Cornelius Rutherford Ambrosias, who says he wants to learn more about the case but actually just wants to find out what the laws surrounding drinking Listerine. The DJs inform him that in the Stromboliverse it is 100% legal to drink Listerine, and Cornelius is beside himself upon discovering this. He works at a Scope factory, who are the ones behind banning Listerine, and he feels defeated. McDoctor Dedith confirms that drinking Listerine is fine.
Brenda from AARP

## Overview

Brenda is a Membership Representative for AARP.

## Detailed Biography

Brenda calls Dillon and Matt at the very end of "Dads & Grads Part 2" to offer them junior membership access to AARP. The DJs were already feeling down about their mortality, and this call led them to a deeper depression. Brenda also reveals that she has a pool, but Dillon and Matt are not allowed to hang out there due to a Double Heads ban implemented by her HOA.
Jacob

## Overview

Jacob is a gas professional with Texas Gas Supply.

## Detailed Biography

Jacob from Texas Gas Service calls in and is concerned about Dillon's mental lapses throughout the episode. He suggests there might be a gas leak in the studio, and both the DJs and Beta Max admit they don't feel great. Jacob can't make it to the studio until after the show ends, so they decide to ignore the issue.
Sad Boys & Sad Girls

## Overview

Double Hearts Variety Hour presents “Sad Boys and Sad Girls,” where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox present a playlist combining music by sad boys and sad girls. They launch a relationship advice show and exhaust metaphors. Sorry, Joe. Listen to the episode.

## Episode Summary

Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox are finally off the SS Double Heads and back on land, although they won't disclose where they're located. They have fan mail to read, the first being from Thomas, a lighthouse operator in Maine. Thomas might have found "the one," but he doesn't know how to tell his partner about his marriage to the sea. Matt and Dillon dissect the letter and determine Thomas might not actually be married to the sea.

They once again plug Try Hard Coffee to talk about their DJ residency and that they definitely don't live in Try Hard's lavish basement apartment that requires a secret password to access.

Halfway through the episode they start talking with sexy voices. They find a second piece of fan mail tied to a rock addressed to "Double Hearts Variety Hour." The letter is from Carla, who recently went through a breakup with Thomas the Lighthouse Operator. They give great advice about the problem with lots of fishing metaphors.

They decide the genres complement.

## Featured Characters

Dillon Minacci

Matt Fox

Thomas the Lighthouse Operator

Carla

## Featured Music

Mitski - "Francis Forever"

Hop Along - "Get Disowned"

Junior Boys - "When No One Cares"

Birthmark - "Stuck"

Bully - "Bully"

Zammuto - "Your Time"

Little Big League - "Tokyo Drift"

Scott Walker - "It's Raining Today"

Hurray for the Riff Raff - "Look Out Mama"

Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - "Straight to You"

Julien Baker - "Sprained Ankle"

Soccer Mommy - "I'm On Fire"

Richard Hawley - "The Ocean"
Skanking & Dining

## Overview

Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Skanking and Dining," where DJs Matt Fox & Dillon Minacci present a playlist combining songs they would play at a wedding. They interview a couple, discuss champagne towers, and get cursed by a witch. Listen to the episode.

## Episode Summary

Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci begin the episode trying to plan an event. Dillon has booked everything that a wedding needs – venue, flowers, food, etc. – but he has been unable to find a couple to wed. He tells Matt that he's spent around 30,000 Costco Hundos on this event, but is positive he can make the money back if they can find a couple to marry.

They bring a couple into the studio that Dillon found in the parking lot and interview them to see if they're a good fit for the event. Their names are Kevin and Emmie, and the DJs ask them a series of questions. The couple met at a rave in West Philadelphia, following a sausage festival (where Kevin admits to eating five sausages). Emmie confirms she did not attend the sausage festival but was clubbing prior to raving.

The DJs are curious what the couple might pay them to DJ, and they can only provide three hoagies. When asked how the couple would describe double heads in three words, they are told they are "talkative, inquisitive, and colorful." The DJs decide the couple is a good fit, so they are now part of the wedding.

After the couple leaves Dillon then informs Matt that he received a glass flower from a green-skinned witch named Vivian earlier that week while walking through the park. The witch told him, "I know things you don't know," which Dillon now believes was a curse. And since he had Matt touch the glass flower as well, he is now cursed.

They decide the genres complement.

## Characters

Matt Fox

Dillon Minacci

Kevin and Emmie

## Featured Music

Michelle Branch - "Breathe"

Rick Astley - "Never Gonna Give You Up (Escape From Newton Mix)"

Tom Waits - "Ol' 55"
Paulie Pomerino Paulson

## Overview

Paulie Pomerino Paulson is the owner and chef of Volcano Pizza.

## Detailed Biography

While Matt explores Double Heads' recently purchased volcano, a man named Paulie Pomerino Paulson comes from another tunnel and claims to be operating a restaurant called Volcano Pizza. He claims to have ownership of the cave and delivers pizza throughout the same tunnel system. He previously worked at a fancy pizza truck in Austin but won't explain why he left it for the volcano.

After the DJs meet Nick Holly, Paulie warns them that VolCorp is an evil corporation that can't be trusted, and the three plot to uncover the truth behind the organization.
Beatles vs Stones

## Overview

Double Heads Variety Hour presents “Beatles vs Stones,” where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox present a playlist combining music from The Beatles and The Rolling Stones. They forget to curate the Beatles part of the playlist. Listen to the episode.

## Episode Summary

The show opens with both Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox being very excited for an episode all about The Rolling Stones versus The Beatles, only to discover that they both accidentally curated Rolling Stones tunes. Due to FCC laws they include a lot of Stones covers.

The show is broken up with a PSA by Ronnie Wood, who explains how The Rolling Stones invented rock n roll.

Dillon and Matt turn the show into a competition, and based on the songs they're playing, The Rolling Stones are beating The Beatles 7-0. They don't realize that "I Wanna Be Your Man" was written by Paul McCartney and John Lennon, and they plan to edit it out in post.

They decide the genres complement.

## Featured Music

The Rolling Stones - "Stop Breaking Down"

Patti Smith - "Gimme Shelter"

Townes Van Zandt - "Dead Flowers"

David Bowie - "Let's Spend the Night Together"

Social Distortion - "Under My Thumb"

The Polyphonic Spree - "She's a Rainbow"

Britney Spears - "I Can't Get No Satisfaction"

Ciara - "Paint it Black"

Elton John - "Honky Tonk Woman"

The Rolling Stones - "I Wanna Be Your Man"

Gov't Mule - "Monkey Man"

The Rolling Stones - "Salt of the Earth"
Dr. Paddy Whack

### Appears in

Take a Hike | It's Got to Be Ska Part 7 | It Was All a Dream (Theater) | Coma at Any Moment

## Overview

Dr. Paddy Whack Give a Dog a Bone (Paddy Whack for short) is a clown doctor at Austin General Hospital.

## Detailed Biography

Dr. Paddy Whack arrives during "Take a Hike" to read Dillon's charts, but he doesn't appear to be a real doctor. It turns out that he's a clown doctor who is there to lift people's spirits. At first Matt Fox is skeptical, but Dr. Paddy Whack's prop comedy winds him over.

Dr. Paddy Whack keeps Matt company throughout Dillon's coma, introducing him to other patients and keeping his spirits light throughout. When Dillon woke up from his coma after getting hit with lemon juice, Dr. Paddy Whack moved on to other patients.

## Appearances

Take a Hike

It's Got to Be Ska Part 7

It Was All a Dream (Theater)

Coma at Any Moment
The American Flag

## Overview

The American Flag is the flag of the United States of America.

## Detailed Biography

The American Flag is the original 52-star flag manufactured in Sandusky, OH. He was created in 1941 and hand-sewn by Gavin DeGraw – no relation to the singer. The American Flag also lobotomized DeGraw through the eye following his creation. The American Flag has moved around throughout the years and owns a home in Des Moines, IA. His pronouns are flag/flag.

The American Flag is currently working on creating sound art, which is essentially just wind foley sounds.

## Places Lived

* Kaputchi
* Lateradadoo
* Bazingville
* Razzle Ladazzle
* DeBooby
* Lafou
* Tachowsky
Dairy Courtisan

### Appears in

Return of the Calzoniverse Part 1 | (Gold)membership Drive | Judge, Dairy, and Executioner

## Overview

Dairy Courtisan is a messenger of the Dairy Court.

## Detailed Biography

The Dairy Courtisan is a messenger from the Dairy Court universe. He has an evil laugh and is very cagey about his real name. His message is simply that: "[The DJs] names are known to the nameless gods, and their business is unfinished." The DJs chalk this up to a spam call and hang up.

During "(Gold)membership Drive," Dairy Courtisan disguises himself as Austin Powers. He snuck into the studio to tell the DJs that he knows what they've done, and they are now summoned to the DJs to the Dairy Court.

The Dairy Courtisan summons the DJs weeks later during "Judge, Dairy, and Executioner" by providing them with lukewarm cartons of milk that they drink without question. He tries them for the following crimes:

1. Limited perception
2. Ignorance
3. Dining and dashing
4. Numerous cases of spreading inaccurate and anti-dairy propaganda
5. Slander of Bluebonnet Ice Cream

While he later finds them guilty of all crimes, he defers to public defender Miss McCheese to determine sentencing.

## Appearances

Return of the Calzoniverse Part 1

(Gold)membership Drive

Judge, Dairy, and Executioner
Battle of the Bands: American Pickers

## Overview

Double Heads Variety Hour presents “Battle of the Bands: American Pickers" where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox present a playlist combining songs selected by visiting bands DieMart and Healthy Body Sick Mind. They pilot a new game show, practice reading endorsements, and insult a swim instructor. Listen to the episode.
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Dads & Grads

## Overview

Double Heads Variety Hour presents “Dads & Grads,” where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox present a playlist combining dad rock and college marching band fight songs. They also welcome their new assistant, Intern Cody, to the show. Listen to the episode.

## Episode Summary

Dillon and Matt celebrate Father's Day and graduation season. They talk about how high they threw their graduation hats and plug that they accept fan mail. They also announce that they now have an intern named Cody. He is an Archaeology major at University of Texas, and is originally from Dallas. They cut him off and give him a grocery list to run errands instead.

Cody brings back cauliflower (as requested), but Dillon and Matt can't remember his name. They also won't let him plug his podcast. Later in the episode they ask Cody if he's seen Matt's keys, and it is revealed that he has lost the keys. Matt and Dillon regret having him on the show.

After finding the keys, they feel bad about being so mean to Cody, and they give him time to talk about his latest cartography project, but cut him off to continue the program. Dillon gets emotional about his father towards the end of the episode and cries for the duration.

They decide the genres contradict.

## Featured Characters

Matt Fox

Dillon Minacci

Cody

## Featured Music

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers - "Won't Back Down"

Michigan Marching Band - "The Victors"

ZZ Top - "Cheap Sunglasses"

Marching Scarlet Knights - "The Bells Must Ring"

The Rolling Stones - "Monkey Man"

University of Wisconsin Marching Band - "Oh Wisconsin"

Bruce Springsteen - "Hungry Heart (Live)"

Penn State Marching Blue Band - "Fight On State"

Spirit of the Old Gold and Black - "Here's to Wake Forest"

Queen - "Killer Queen"

Elton John - "Take Me to the Pilot"

The Band of Fighting Irish - "Notre Dame Victory March"

Wilco - "Spiders (Kidsmoke)"

University of Tennessee Pride of the Southland Band - "Rocky Top"
Jury Duty

## Overview

Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Jury Duty," where DJs Matt Fox & Dillon Minacci present a playlist combining Now That's What I Call Music and Sleep. They get assigned to jury duty, meet fellow jurors, and discuss CD supremacy. Listen to the episode.

## Episode Summary

Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci are about to start the show, but they immediately get a call from Doug McDouglas, who was on during last week's show and has a few questions about how blind people talk to one another. The DJs help Doug through his questions and determine he might be working on his tight five.

The DJs are then receive simultaneous text messages – Dillon's appears holographic and Matt's appears like a normal text – about being summoned to Dairy Court as potential jurors. They are quickly transported via Sleep's "Dopesmoker" and find themselves back in Dairy Court.

Once there, they are led to a line where Dillon is juror 45 and Matt is juror 46. Juror 44 won't speak to them, but they meet juror 47, who is Pigil Anaby. Pigil is from Bucks County and seems to only know information about The Clash. He also watches movies, and let's the DJs know that the *Now That's What I Call Music* franchise is only at it's 5th release in this universe. He has a copy on hand, and the DJs play it, which begins a conversation about what physical format is the best format.

They get a call from a man without a name that the DJs subsequently name Lossless WAV, who is very adamant that CDs are the best format. They get a follow-up call from Jeff from Lubbock, who is very anti-CD because they took his wife from him. Jeff was formerly the president of a major vacuum company, until he lost his job – unrelated to CDs – and then his wife left him – due to CDs. He also claims that CDs can gain extra powers when they form together in multi-CD drives inside cars.

The DJs get another call from Cassburda, a local CD farmer who is currently growing the 6th installment of the *Now* series. She is also growing Ravi Shankar and House MD albums. She is also pro-CD, which is further reiterated by a return call from Lossless WAV.

They decide the genres contradict.

## Critical Reception

"I thoroughly enjoyed the show! Double Heads is definitely one of the most unique shows on KOOP and so much creativity goes into this show. I was super entertained for the hour. You guys are hilarious. Keep up the great work.” - Ann D.

## Characters

Matt Fox

Dillon Minacci

Doug McDouglas

Pigil Anaby

Lossless WAV

Jeff from Lubbock

Cassburda

## Featured Music

Sleep - "Dopesmoker"

98 Degrees - "Give Me Just One Night"

Jessica Simpson - "I Think I'm In Love With You"
Anastasia Schroeder

## Overview

Anastasia Schroeder is a social media influencer.

## Detailed Biography

During "Coffee & Ice," Matt brings in a guest that he met in the parking lot earlier that day. Her name is Anastasia Schroeder, but she goes by Stassy. She is a social media influencer originally from Los Angeles with a doctorate from DeVry University in Social Sciences. She is terrified of the vampire epidemic and uses the hashtag #Vampdemic to track its progress.
Jovrick's Subjects

### Members

Adrian Koval, Sindryl Fayn (formerly), Alastair Amon (formerly), Amila Pinesmoke, Bjorn Wolfenhide, Jun, Levi Tribecarver

### Objectives

Escape Ironlocke with the Dark Row Tieflings, Escort Tyrnan Bellows to Dunbury, Return to Pedrin Peak and explore The Dungeon of Ralishaz

### Allies

The Fogstar Family, Runesbrig, Tyrnan Bellows

### Enemies

Ironlocke, The Warriors of Memory, Myrius
Cam

Da Guild

**Cam** is a major character in TTF.

## Appearance

Cam is an Ikøniro that resembles a coyote. A part of their tail is “ripped off” and sometimes a blade is on it. They have diamond shaped pupils.

## Personality

Cam has “no exact” personality. When they were first appeared, they pretended to be normal. Later on, they were more helpful.
(Gold)membership Drive

## Overview

Double Heads Variety Hour presents "(Gold)membership Drive," where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox present a playlist combining songs from the films Drive and Goldmember. They hang out with Austin Powers, raise money for KOOP, and get summoned to court. Listen to the episode.

## Episode Summary

Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci host a show during KOOP's spring membership drive, so the spend most of the show trying to convince listeners to donate money to the station. Before the show gets underway, Austin Powers enters the studio and begins shouting famous phrases. He parachuted in straight from London and is excited to talk about why KOOP is a great community organization in Austin.

The episode is largely Dillon and Matt thanking and insulting their fans, and they raise a lot of money and the station loves them for doing that.

As the episode comes to a close, Austin Powers begins making a lot of weird noises, and milk begins to leak out of his mouth. Suddenly, Austin Powers reveals that he is actually the Dairy Courtisan of the Dairy Court. He snuck into the studio disguised as Austin Powers to tell the DJs that he knows what they've done, and they are now summoned to the DJs to the Dairy Court.

They decide the genres contradict.

## Characters

Matt Fox

Dillon Minacci

Dairy Courtisan

## Featured Music

Beyonce - "Work It Out"

College, Electric Youth - "A Real Hero"

Britney Spears - "Boys"

Lovefoxx, Kavinsky - "Nightcall"

Smash Mouth - "Ain't No Mystery"
Spicer Guild

"Sugar, space and everything nice..."

The Spicer Guildhouse in Minsterfield

The spice mines of Sundervale have always been a lucrative resource for the Barony. But when the Seafarer Guild came into existence, they started making deals with the local Spice farmers and miners. Soon after they tried to cut out the middleman, the Noble Houses. This caused House Sunderix to respond with violence. The Baron of Sundervale attacked the ships in sight of his capital, causing the Seafarers to resort to smuggling across the coast at midnight.

When the Baron caught wind of this he ordered his magistrates to investigate where and when the smuggling spicers would meet the Seafarers. The magistrates proved efficient and an attack on the transaction led by the Baron himself killed the spicers and Seafarers alike. Several ships were destroyed by the baron's forces, amongs them: "Archivald's Grace". A ship sponsored by and named after the King's late father. As a punishment King Vandahir declared the trade of Spice to be handled by a new Guild. The first 100 spice farmers and miners to present themselves would be allowed entry within the Guild, free of charge and be relieved from serfdom.

Since its inception the Spicer Guild has diversified its repertoire with spices and flavours of all blends, several have even proven to be addicted. The Guild walks a thin line since King Galdrin II outlawed the use of snuff. It is unclear if some of the guild's products fall under this law, but until now, they've not been punished.

The Guild keeps its Guild headquarters in Minsterfield, close to their natural resources.
Peter the Milkman

### Appears in

The Food Abides | Thanksgiving Marathon | Battle of the Bands: American Pickers | 100 Years of Double Heads

## Overview

Peter is a local milkman and member of a milk commune.

## Detailed Biography

Peter visits the station during "The Food Abides" to deliver some milk. He is one of three milkmen in the Austin area, and they still travel by cart with a sticky wheel. He does about three deliveries a day, and they take the entire day.

His grandfather and great-grandfather were both milkmen. When Peter was a milk boy, the family showed him how milk was harvested and how to move the cart throughout the city. He delivers all types of milk and cream, which he lists in detail.

Peter lives in a milk shack on the south side of town, but refuses a ride home from the DJs because milkmen aren't allowed in cars. He also knows a little bit about cocaine through reading books. He was born and raised in a milk commune somewhere near Buda, TX, but he won't provide further info. Most of their milk is sold to Canada by the barrel.

The milk shack has survived centuries and never been burned down – although people have tried. The DJs help keep the location a secret. Peter then reveals that lots of people want to see the milk commune destroyed, including congressmen who support orange juice. Peter also is a lactose intolerance denier, which he claims is a lie made by the barons of orange juice. "This juice is not for your use," is the anti-orange juice slogan he repeats throughout. That said, he's fine with every other juice. When the DJs bring up creamsicles and orange cream soda, Peter begins to spiral.

During "Thanksgiving Marathon," Peter calls in to wish everyone a happy Thanksgiving. He claims that things are flourishing at the Buda milk commune that Esther P. previously said was gone, and he goes into detail about the tasting notes of boar milk.

For "100 Years of Double Heads," Peter swings by to let the DJs know that his milk commune recently won a lawsuit against nut milk, and now all nut milk companies must pay royalties to use the word "milk" in their branding – which has made Peter and his community very wealthy.

## Appearances

The Food Abides

Battle of the Bands: American Pickers

Thanksgiving Marathon

100 Years of Double Heads
Bangers & Mash

## Overview

Double Heads Variety Hour presents “Bangers & Mash,” where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox present a playlist combining club anthems and mashups. They also get full eating Bangers & Mash. Listen to the episode.

## Episode Summary

Dillon and Matt open the show enjoying a meal of bangers and mash. Before they start the show, they have to read some fan mail. The letter is from Executive Assistant Cody, who reports that Mr. KOOP disapproved of the amount of banjos played during "Bleeps, Bloops, & Banjos" from two weeks prior. He then reiterates the station's banjo policy, which states in Article 7, Paragraph 6, Line 25 that no show can have more than 16% of their show feature banjos. Dillon and Matt worry that they might get terminated.

The show features a PSA from Queen Elizabeth, who proceeds to shout concerns about a mysterious person hiding in the corner.

Towards the end of the show, Dillon is too full of bangers and mash to successfully DJ the segment. They cooked way too much bangers and mash, and there is a pile of leftovers in the corner.

They decide the genres complement.

## Featured Characters

Matt Fox

Dillon Minacci

Cody

Queen Elizabeth

## Featured Music

Armand Van Helden - "Kentucky Fried Flow"

Ewan McVicar - "Tell Me Something Good"

Dan Deacon - "Virgin Uncle Salt"

Dean Gray - "Dr. Who on Holiday"

FJAAK - "Keep the Funk"

Mele - "Ambience"

Amerigo Gazaway - "Inner City Traveling Man"

Jay-Z and Linkin Park - "Numb/Encore"

Terry Urban - "Can't Say It"
Porthwick

## Porthwick

### Active Guilds

* Alchemist Guild,
* Astrologist Guild,
* Banker Guild,
* Brewer Guild,
* Builder Guild,
* Fisher Guild,
* Gunsmen Guild,
* Healer Guild,
* Jaeger Guild,
* Provender Guild,
* Seafarer Guild
* Shaper Guild,
* Smith Guild,
* Spicer Guild,
* Tailor Guild

## Entry to the city

* Entry to the city is open to all, but requires registration if you are not:
	+ Residents of the City
	+ Guildmembers
	+ Hired workers of a Guild
	+ Nobles
	+ Hired workers of a noble

## Active Houses

* Aimsir
* Hamperton
* Walling
* Wetherloch
Joe Rotten

## Detailed Biography

During "The Meaning of Christmas," the DJs get a call from Joe Rotton (no relation to Johnny Rotten), who tries to convince the DJs to take some rotten meat off his hands. He has all types of cuts – from chicken to dolphin – and says that 2-3 months in the sun is the optimal amount of time for meat to rot. Roughly three years ago, Joe was kidnapped and brought to a bunker of unknown location, and by his best guess he's originally from somewhere near Sri Lanka. When the DJs ask Joe what he thinks the meaning of Christmas is, he tells them to go to Best Buy and purchase all the cheap Danny Glover DVDs out of the bargain bin.
Devon Balganor

Devon Balganore:

Born and raised in Innerford

Mother ‘Eleanor Balganore’ (withered in prison, Magistrate Kald Treffer of Sudcreag)

Father ‘Mordred Balganore’ (public execution Count Marconius Riverton)

Wijnvlekken

Grandfather Typhus Balganore, herbs, shaping, mentor.

Commonor going on Noble.

Jessica Balganore, my Apprentice Tailor.

Friend: Caleb, Bastard of Foxton (Dunington Leicestersphere)

              Illusionist

-       Death of parents, thirst for retribution

-       My first kill, sense of power & justice

-       My first shape and  getting my birthright

I need respect

I like power and sunsets, and limericks about Gaverlock

I dislike the sun, I dislike Gaverlocks, I dislike Alchemists, current leaders of Riverton, and I look down on addicts.

The end justifies the means is his morality. Whatever it takes.

I’m very petty, vindictive

Wealth, comfort, looking down on others, gambling

Nature, Botany

WANT my heritage back, set things right, my birthright, continuation of the bloodline, luxury

NEED respect, either love or fear

Topple the Gaverlocks, Ruling Eldergrove

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