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Auk's Season 1: Episode 1

**A Rocky Start...** is Auk's first episode of Season 1.It was uploaded on May 12, 2023.

## Description

Welcome to Heartless SMP! This is a new server inspired by Grian's Last Life series. Join us as we make alliances, break them, and of course, partake in some chaos.

LINKS TO ALL MEMBERS AND THE SMP SOCIALS:

https://heartlesssmp.carrd.co/# #minecraft #smp
Basic Rules

* If you are on your last life, no more alliances are allowed and you can kill anyone

* No bookshelves or enchantment tables

* No helmets allowed

* Each session is 5 hours long and it's highly encouraged to be on for at least 3

* You can use /givelife to give a life to someone

* Boogeyman will be chosen random times each session (So both people who join early or late gets to participate)

* Boogeyman can kill everyone and has to kill 1 person by the end of the session, if not, they lose a life

* No max level enchantments

* No netherite
Agni's Season 1: Episode 3

**A little boogey, as a treat** is Agni's third episode of Season 1.It was uploaded on July 12, 2023.

## Description

Heartless is an SMP based on the rules of Last Life with my friends!

Episodes should release every other week.

Heartless SMP links (Check out other members in the carrd)
https://twitter.com/Heartless\_SMP
https://heartlesssmp.carrd.co
Skye's Season 1: Episode 5

**Empty promises** is Skye's fifth episode of Season 1. It was uploaded on July 7, 2023.

## Description

Heartless SMP | Episode 5 - Empty promises

Welcome to Heartless SMP, a Minecraft SMP my friends and I made. In this SMP each of the players got a random number of lives between 2 and 6. If they are on their last life, they are hostile to everyone. The goal is to be the last one standing.
We are also using the well-known bogeyman system. Once the kill is done, they are cured.

Full credits for the idea goes to Grian and all the creators on the server, we’re just putting our own spin on it!

While you are here, don't forget to check others out too:
https://heartlesssmp.carrd.co/

Thumbnail drawn by: @ghosttauk

The Funniest Minecraft Video Ever with the new Heartless SMP what makes Minecraft even funnier & hilarious! It is lots of fun and laughs :)

Minecraft But, not minecraft, unmodded, Last life, Third life, Double life, Minecraft, But Lava Rises, or any other but challenge like that. This is a speed run of Minecraft against the other team but it is me and my good friends playing the NEW FUNNIEST MINECRAFT MAP EVER!!! POG CHAMP!!!
Agni's Season 1: Episode 5

**I died... a lot** is Agni's fifth episode of Season 1.It was uploaded on August 4, 2023.

## Description

Heartless is an SMP based on the rules of Last Life with my friends!

Episodes should release every other week. (mhm yep doing well on this one)

Heartless SMP links (Check out other members in the carrd)
https://twitter.com/Heartless\_SMP
https://heartlesssmp.carrd.co
Auk's Season 1: Episode 4

**OUT WITH A BANG** is Auk's fourth episode of Season 1.It was uploaded on June 23, 2023.

## Description

This sure is an explosive episode!

LINKS TO ALL MEMBERS AND THE SMP SOCIALS: https://heartlesssmp.carrd.co/#

Welcome back to Heartless SMP! This is a new server inspired by Grian's Last Life series. Join us as we make alliances, break them, and of course, partake in some chaos.
Agni's Season 1: Episode 6

**I just keep getting bullied** is Agni's sixth episode of Season 1.It was uploaded on August 27, 2023.

## Description

Heartless is an SMP based on the rules of Last Life with my friends!

Episodes should release every other week. (mhm yep doing well on this one)

Heartless SMP links (Check out other members in the carrd)
https://twitter.com/Heartless\_SMP
https://heartlesssmp.carrd.co
Auk's Season 1: Episode 6

**Blood In The Water** is Auk's sixth episode of Season 1.It was uploaded on July 21, 2023.

## Description

This session was an emotional rollercoaster, to put it lightly.

LINKS TO ALL MEMBERS AND THE SMP SOCIALS: https://heartlesssmp.carrd.co/#

Welcome back to Heartless SMP! This is a new server inspired by Grian's Last Life series. Join us as we make alliances, break them, and of course, partake in some chaos.
Auk

S1

**“I will go down with this ship, I will go down with my crew and I will go down with my captain.”**

Auk is one of the creators, and one of the original 12 members of the Heartless SMP, joining in Season 1. He did not participate in Season 2.

## Significant Object(s)

* Mask
* Bandana (Symbol of the character)
* Eso Pearl (Ender Pearl gifted by Eso)
* Wedding Vows

## Season 1

### Builds

* Auk's Tower and Gateway at Titan's Towers
* Auk's Arson Assistance

## Trivia

* The Fool card is Auk's
* Made breif a (non canonical?) appearance in session 3, for his birthday
NightSky's Season 1: Episode 1

**KING OF THE TITANS** is NightSky's first episode of Season 1.It was uploaded on May 12, 2023.

## Description

Heartless SMP: Episode 1 - King of the Titans

Sup ppl it's crime time!
This is a new server made by the amazing @Skye906 and @Ghosttauk based on the life series Last Live! Everyone gets assigned a random number of lives between 2 and 6 and once you reach your last life your role changes from survivor to hunter. The goal is to be last person alive.

Come enjoy the show :)

Editing, thumbnail icon and additional funny art - T.rr1C.E.
https://www.instagram.com/little\_brown\_wolf/

Music in the video - Home [ft. Precious Jewel Amore] - kroh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbRim4PCvac&t=0s

PNGtuber and Thumbnail art by me :7
https://www.instagram.com/nightskycc/
https://twitter.com/NightSkyCC1

Check out the other people in the video here!
https://heartlesssmp.carrd.co/#
Skye's Season 1: Episode 7

**The show** is Skye's seventh and final episode of Season 1. It was uploaded on August 9, 2023.

## Description

Heartless SMP | Episode 7 - The show

Welcome to Heartless SMP, a Minecraft SMP my friends and I made. In this SMP each of the players got a random number of lives between 2 and 6. If they are on their last life, they are hostile to everyone. The goal is to be the last one standing.
We are also using the well-known bogeyman system. Once the kill is done, they are cured.

Full credits for the idea goes to Grian and all the creators on the server, we’re just putting our own spin on it!

While you are here, don't forget to check others out too:
https://heartlesssmp.carrd.co/

Thumbnail drawn by: @ghosttauk

The Funniest Minecraft Video Ever with the new Heartless SMP what makes Minecraft even funnier & hilarious! It is lots of fun and laughs :)

Minecraft But, not minecraft, unmodded, Last life, Third life, Double life, Minecraft, But Lava Rises, or any other but challenge like that. This is a speed run of Minecraft against the other team but it is me and my good friends playing the NEW FUNNIEST MINECRAFT MAP EVER!!! POG CHAMP!!!
Pretzel Peter Zombie

**The Pretzel Peter Zombie**, residing in the **Infested City**, is the fourth zombie variant you'll encounter. This diminutive brown zombie displays a unique and rather mischievous behavior when it reaches a brain. Instead of the typical brain feasting, the **Pretzel Peter Zombie** takes an uncon

ventional approach, snatching the brain and making a hasty escape. This unexpected action can set off a chain reaction, prompting other concealed zombies to emerge when the brain approaches their hiding spots.

## Trivia

* **Pretzel Peter Zombie** is just a reskin of Cupcake Zombie
Agni's Season 2: Episode 6

**Brew's Betrayal** is Agni's sixth episode of Season 2.It was uploaded on January 5, 2024.

## Description

Heartless is an SMP based on the rules of Last Life with my friends!

Heartless SMP links (Check out other members in the carrd)
https://twitter.com/Heartless\_SMP
https://heartlesssmp.carrd.co

Music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRQS0GEDX-Q
Whats' Season 1: Episode 7

**Everything's Alright** is Whats' seventh and final episode of Season 1. It was uploaded on September 7, 2023.

## Description

This is the end.

I used this cover of everything's alright as the outro! Go listen to it, without my singing its very pretty! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNmWcpQl9ss&t=0s

for updates and to see every #heartlessSMP perspective, consider visiting the twitter: https://twitter.com/Heartless\_SMP
Skye's Season 1: Episode 3

**Something weird is going on** is Skye's third episode of Season 1. It was uploaded on June 28, 2023.

## Description

Heartless SMP | Episode 3 - Something weird is going on

Welcome to Heartless SMP, a Minecraft SMP my friends and I made. In this SMP each of the players got a random number of lives between 2 and 6. If they are on their last life, they are hostile to everyone. The goal is to be the last one standing.
We are also using the well-known bogeyman system. Once the kill is done, they are cured.

Full credits for the idea goes to Grian and all the creators on the server, we’re just putting our own spin on it!

While you are here, don't forget to check others out too:
https://heartlesssmp.carrd.co/

Thumbnail drawn by: @ghosttauk

The Funniest Minecraft Video Ever with the new Heartless SMP what makes Minecraft even funnier & hilarious! It is lots of fun and laughs :)

Minecraft But, not minecraft, unmodded, Last life, Third life, Double life, Minecraft, But Lava Rises, or any other but challenge like that. This is a speed run of Minecraft against the other team but it is me and my good friends playing the NEW FUNNIEST MINECRAFT MAP EVER!!! POG CHAMP!!!
Agni's Season 2: Episode 1

**My Army Begins** is Agni's first episode of Season 2.It was uploaded on November 20, 2023.

## Description

OKAY YES I KNOW SEASON 1 NEVER ENDED, IM VERY SORRY. My video got deleted mid editing due to my mistake, so episode 8 of season 1 is never coming out. PLEASE PLEASE watch some other people's POVs for what happened, namely the titans. There's some pretty important stuff gone now, but whatever. All you need to know is that Eso tried to kill me and i escaped using the stasis chamber, I blew up the titan's towers, Lost and Void killed themselves together, and Night and Hyfe teamed up to kill me in the end, with Hyfe winning overal. OKAY RECAP OVER Have fun, enjoy season 2, and I promise I'll get these out with a bit faster than last season, or at least ill try. Heartless is an SMP based on the rules of Last Life with my friends!

Heartless SMP links (Check out other members in the carrd)
https://twitter.com/Heartless\_SMP
https://heartlesssmp.carrd.co
Whats' Season 1: Episode 3

**Time to be Sneaky** is Whats' third episode of Season 1. It was uploaded on June 13, 2023.

## Description

In episode 3 of the heartlessSMP I get rudely interrupted, and then take out some sweet, sneaky, revenge.

for updates and to see every #heartlessSMP perspective, consider visiting the twitter: https://twitter.com/Heartless\_SMP?t=hqVdQt9rnfZ9sPTNgB0htg&s=09
Elmo Monster

> "Miss Piggy is a fat bitch and Kermit should stop coming back to her because she's a manipulative cunt who steals his money."
> - Elmo Monster, 2023
>
>

## Drug History

### Cocaine

On November 13, 2014, Elmo was arrested for snorting cocaine off of a police car while drunk. Elmo stated during his trial, "Yeah, I did it. And you know what? I don't regret any of it. That shit was fucking funny. You faggots need to get a sense of humor."

### Marijuana

Elmo frequently smokes marijuana with his roommate and best friend, Kermit. He has stated, "Weed is the greatest fucking drug in the entire fucking multiverse. Everything else can suck a hippo cock."

## Relationships

### **Kermit The Frog**

Elmo and Kermit actually share an apartment together and have been roommates for a very long time. He and Elmo both dropped out of high school.

### **Miss Piggy**

Elmo frequently makes it clear that he does not like Miss Piggy, calling her a "manipulative cunt".

### **Booby Monster**

Booby Monster is Elmo's older brother. Booby and Elmo frequently mock each other, with Elmo making fun of Booby's mental disabilities (ADHD, Asperger's, cerebral palsy, etc.) and referring to him as "Tittymon".

"As much as we fight and call each other names, I really do care about my big brother," says Elmo. "I'd take a bullet for him if I really had to. Even though he can be really annoying, never being able to just sit still like a normal person."

### **Oscar The Grouch**

Elmo and Oscar have known each other since 7th grade and become close friends when they were in high school. Elmo would help Oscar with his English and Algebra homework because Oscar was a dumbass who couldn't spell or do long division.

Oscar and Elmo don't always get along, though. With Oscar repeatedly shooting Elmo for saying the N-word despite having the pass in the episode Necessary Racism.

When interviewed about this, a reporter asked, "Elmo, you're not a racist, are you?" To which he replied, "No, of course not. I don't give a shit about your race. I don't care if you're black, yellow, red, or skin colored. I do not discriminate against anybody because of their race. However, I fucking hate gingers. I wish I could put all the gingers inside a landmine and set it on fire."

In the episode The Bert 'N' Ernie Rap, Elmo was forced to evict Oscar from his garbage can because he owed the IRS over $3,000,000 in unpaid taxes. "It was the hardest thing I have ever had to do," Elmo says. "Oscar is one of my closest friends, but he owed money to the IRS, so I had to do it or else I'd get fired. Man, fuck the IRS. They don't pay me shit. I should have never taken this shitty job."

## Trivia

* Elmo is a huge fan of the heavy metal band Megadeth. His favorite album is Rust In Peace.
* Elmo's favorite movie of all time is Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back.
Agni's Animatic 1

**he's the boogie man** is Agni's first animatic of Season 1.It was uploaded on May 31, 2023.

## Description

Dia and I get along amazingly
...why do I have the highest killcount on the server

Art by me!
https://twitter.com/AgniPyroi

Inspired by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHPHqW3-aPw&t=0s

Heartless SMP links (Check out other members in the carrd)
https://twitter.com/Heartless\_SMP
https://heartlesssmp.carrd.co
Agni's Season 1: Episode 4

**I simply never die** is Agni's fourth episode of Season 1.It was uploaded on July 31, 2023.

## Description

Heartless is an SMP based on the rules of Last Life with my friends!

Episodes should release every other week. (mhm yep doing well on this one)

Heartless SMP links (Check out other members in the carrd)
https://twitter.com/Heartless\_SMP
https://heartlesssmp.carrd.co
Auk's Season 1: Episode 8

**Unhappy Endings** is Auk's eighth and final episode of Season 1.It was uploaded on August 25, 2023.

## Description

All good things come to an end.

LINKS TO ALL MEMBERS AND THE SMP SOCIALS: https://heartlesssmp.carrd.co/#

Welcome back to Heartless SMP! This is a new server inspired by Grian's Last Life series. Join us as we make alliances, break them, and of course, partake in some chaos.
Hyfe

* S2
* S1

Hyfe is one of the original 12 members of the Heartless SMP, joining in Season 1.

## Significant Object(s)

* Pocket Watch (Symbol of character)
* Obsidian Hair Ring (Agni)
* Scale Pin (NightSky)

## Season 1

### Kills

 Agni | Final battle kill
 NightSky | Final battle kill
 NightSky | Final battle kill

### Lives Lost / Gained

 Kumi | Given Life
 Self
 **THE ENCHANTER** | Eliminated after winning

## Skins

Mafia (Season 2)Blue (Season 1)Yellow Life (Season 1)Green Life (Season 1)
Agni's Season 2: Episode 3

**First Death** is Agni's third episode of Season 2.It was uploaded on December 2, 2023.

## Description

SORRY FOR THE LOW RESOLUTION, OG VID GOT THE BOOT BY YT
I salvaged a 360p video from that and re-edited it, sorrryyyyyy

Heartless is an SMP based on the rules of Last Life with my friends!

Heartless SMP links (Check out other members in the carrd)
https://twitter.com/Heartless\_SMP
https://heartlesssmp.carrd.co
Straight Outta Sesameme Street

Straight Outta Sesameme Street is a song by MWA.

## Controversy

The song was heavily criticized due to Big Bird's frequent usage of the word 'nígger'. Oscar told everyone, "Calm da fuck down. I gave him da muthafuckin' 'nígga' pass. He even says it in da song, you deaf pussies. Fuckin' queeros.'

## Profanity Amount

'Fuck' is used 10 times. The N-word is used 9 times.

## Lyrics

### Oscar

```
Straight outta Sesameme Street
Crazy muthafucka named Oscar dude
From da gang called Muppets With Attitude
When I'm called on, I get a hard on
Pull the trigga, and ya life is all gone

You'll die now if ya fuck wit me
The police gonna have ta come 'n' get me
Suck my ass, that's what I said
If ya fuck wit me, you'll be dead

So don't be such a fag, don't be such a bitch
If ya don't like me, you can choke on my dick
Fuckin' white bitches every single day now
That's right, I ain't gay now

When I'm in ya neighborhood, betta hide
If ya don't, ya might fuckin' die
Some níggas say I've lost my mind
But fuck that shit bitch, we comin' straight outta Sesameme Street

Fuckin' take it away Biggie Bird

```

### Biggie Bird

```
Straight outta Sesameme Street
Another crazy-ass nígger
Everyday, bitch, my cock gets bigger
I'm a bad motherfucker and you know this
I like when little girls show tits

I don't say 'faggot', I don't say 'kike'
Those are two words that I don't like
But I got the 'nígger' pass from Oscar
I can say it all I want, nígger nígger nígger

I smoke crack, and I smoke weed
They're both great, but some níggers disagree
They say crack is bad for your health
Those nígger-ass pricks can go fuck themselves

When a Taco Bell employee fucks up my order
I shoot her with my gun, that's for hopping the border
Then I skin her, and fuck her corpse
I'm feared by every nígger in town, 'cause I'm straight outta Sesameme Street

```
Agni's Season 1: Episode 7

**One foot in the grave** is Agni's seventh episode of Season 1.It was uploaded on September 19, 2023.

## Description

Heartless is an SMP based on the rules of Last Life with my friends!

Episodes should release every other week. (mhm yep doing well on this one)

Heartless SMP links (Check out other members in the carrd)
https://twitter.com/Heartless\_SMP
https://heartlesssmp.carrd.co
Locations

**Locations** play a pivotal role in the game, significantly enhancing the **zombie-catching** experience by facilitating the capture of more zombies and the acquisition of additional equipment and coins.

At present, "Zombie Catchers" features a total of **6 distinct locations**, with the most recent addition being the Infested City, essentially a variation of the original Chinatown.

The complexity of the game intensifies as players advance through these locations. New challenges emerge in the form of obstacles such as pits and critters, requiring players to adapt and refine their strategies for continued success.

All of the **current** **Locations** are:

* **Swamp**
* **Beach**
* **Snow**
* **Chinatown**
* **Lagoon**
* **Infested City**

## Gallery

SwampBeachSnowChinatownLagoonInfested City
## Chinese Version

***Longe - The Exclusive Location***: The standout feature of the Chinese version of "Zombie Catchers" is the introduction of the exclusive "Longe" location. Longe provides players with a fresh and exciting backdrop for their zombie-catching missions. This unique environment is distinct from the other locations in the game, offering new challenges, obstacles, and opportunities for capturing zombies. This is also where the Agby bossfight takes place in.
Birthday Massacre

## Media

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Ocl3qgs7hXwiW04Idlu9b5zuwTnwfof\_/view

* Auk's incredibly dramatized cut of the explosion

## People Killed

* Brew
* Whats
* Void (Dia)
* Lost
* Eso
* Hyfe
* Skye

## Survivors

* Agni
* Auk
* NightSky

## Aftermath

TL was hit by Agni before falling into a hole and dropping to 1 life. She then jumped off the remains of the house, ending her final life.
Skye's Season 2: Episode 3

**The Garden** is Skye's third episode of Season 2. It was uploaded on December 1, 2023.

## Description

Heartless SMP S2 | Episode 3 - The Garden

Welcome to Heartless SMP, a Minecraft SMP my friends and I made. In this SMP each of the players got a random number of lives between 2 and 6. If they are on their last life, they are hostile to everyone. The goal is to be the last one standing.
We are also using the well-known bogeyman system. Once the kill is done, they are cured.

Full credits for the idea goes to Grian and all the creators on the server, we’re just putting our own spin on it!

While you are here, don't forget to check others out too:
https://heartlesssmp.carrd.co/

Thumbnail drawn by: @ghosttauk

The Funniest Minecraft Video Ever with the new Heartless SMP what makes Minecraft even funnier & hilarious! It is lots of fun and laughs :)

Minecraft But, not minecraft, unmodded, Last life, Third life, Double life, Minecraft, But Lava Rises, or any other but challenge like that. This is a speed run of Minecraft against the other team but it is me and my good friends playing the NEW FUNNIEST MINECRAFT MAP EVER!!! POG CHAMP!!!
Agni's Season 1: Episode 1

**I instigated NO problems** is Agni's third episode of Season 1.It was uploaded on May 12, 2023.

## Description

Welcome to the very first episode of Heartless SMP! It's an SMP based on the rules of Last Life with my friends!
Episodes should release every other week.
Heartless SMP links (Check out other members in the carrd)
https://twitter.com/Heartless\_SMP
https://heartlesssmp.carrd.co
NightSky's Season 1: Episode 8

**King Of Nothing** is NightSky's sixth and final episode of Season 1, for session 8. It was uploaded on August 25, 2023.

Episodes for sessions 5 and 6 were not created

## Description

Heartless SMP: FINALE - King Of Nothing

Thank you all for following along and watching this show, it's been a crazy journey! I don't think I've had a single episode that wanted to be made and both me and my my friend who edited some of these have suffered lol

We will be back, albeit with a slightly different cast, for season 2 soon! :D

Enjoy the show :)

Editing, and Heartless icona - T.rr1C.E.
https://www.instagram.com/little\_brown\_wolf/

Music in the video - Home [ft. Precious Jewel Amore] - kroh]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbRim4PCvac&t=0s

NoCopyright Tension Background Music Compilation - Soundridemusic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rOTgT0-ZEk&t=0s

Sad Cinematic Background Music - Rights Free Sound / Dawn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc6U0StkC3c&t=0s

PNGtuber, Thumbnail and intro/outro art by me :7
https://www.instagram.com/nightskycc/
https://twitter.com/NightSkyCC1

Check out the other people in the video here!
https://heartlesssmp.carrd.co/#
Eso's Season 1: Episode 1

**The Rise of The Titans!** is Eso's first episode of Season 1.It was uploaded on May 12, 2023.

## Description

A LastLife series inspired by Grian with a friend group of mine!
The people in this video include:
Hyfe\_
Ghosttauk
NightskyCC
AgniPyrois
Diaster
Brewtala
Ros3TL
Aheckloadofwhats
Skye906
Sleepykumi
And of course, EsoVibes aka me!

Twitter:
Heartless\_SMP

My Twitter:
Vibes2the

My Twitch:
Twitch.tv/esovibes
Whats' Season 1: Episode 2

**A city of Ancient Origin** is Whats' second episode of Season 1. It was uploaded on May 26, 2023.

## Description

Session 2!! Lots of things happen so its a very chonky episode!! It even has a talent show!!

for updates and to see every #heartlessSMP perspective, consider visiting the twitter: https://twitter.com/Heartless\_SMP?t=hqVdQt9rnfZ9sPTNgB0htg&s=09
Agni's Animatic 3

**Hyfe has layers** is Agni's third animatic of Season 1.It was uploaded on July 30, 2023.

## Description

Goopy Goober

Inspired by: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv-Eh1jXUAA
OG Audio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Elxo3SVBHM

Heartless SMP links (Check out other members in the carrd) https://twitter.com/Heartless\_SMP https://heartlesssmp.carrd.co
Necessary Racism - S1E2/Script

## Ice Cube Approved

```
Elmo:
[speaking to the audience]
Hello, everyone. Welcome back to Elmo's crib. Elmo's friend Ice Cube has given Elmo permission to use the N-word whenever he wants.
[to Ice Cube]
Ain't that right, nígga?

Ice Cube:
Yes it is, Elmo. Fuck the police.

Elmo:
Can Elmo say any other racial slurs too?

Ice Cube:
No you cannot, you red motherfucker.

Elmo:
Really? So, Elmo can't say "moolie"?

Ice Cube:
No.

Elmo:
And Elmo can't say "porch monkey"?

Ice Cube:
No, Elmo, you can't.

Elmo:
And Elmo can't say "coon"?

Ice Cube:
[cutting him off]
Listen up here, you fucking cocksucker.

```

## Wilkins Shot

```
Kermit:
Hello, sir. Would you like some of Wilkins Coffee?

Wontkins:
No thanks, but can I get a shot of whiskey?

Kermit:
Here's your shot, bitch.

[Kermit shoots Wontkins, killing him.]

Kermit:
Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

```

## Ernie Game

```
Ernie:
Hey, Bert, wanna play a game?

Bert:
Didn't I tell you to stop fucking bothering me while I'm reading?

Ernie:
No, of course not, you stupid dick.

Bert:
Yes I did, Ernie. Stop fucking back-talking.

Ernie:
What the fuck are you even reading?

Bert:
I got a Playboy magazine here. I got a fuckin' Playboy.

Ernie:
Cool. Can I see?

Bert:
Yes.

Ernie:
Goddamn, Miss Piggy is such a fucking bitch slut.

Bert:
And she's fat as hell.

Ernie:
Kermit should start seeing other people.

Bert:
I'm surprised Miss Piggy's fat ass could even fit on the damn page.

Ernie:
Hey, Bert. Do you ever wonder why they call it Playboy? Like, what does a play and a boy have to do with a porno mag?

Bert:
Ernie, you ask the stupidest fucking questions.

```

## Gangsta Grouch

```
Oscar:
Eyo, cocksuckaz. Oscar the goddamn Grouch here. Today, we gonna be doin' some muthafuckin' gangsta shit up in here.
[to Elmo]
Eyo, Elmo. Give me yo goddamn money.

Elmo:
Holy shit, it's that nígger again.

Oscar:
What the fuck did you just say?

Elmo:
Holy shit, it's that nígger again.

Oscar:
Listen here, muthafucka. Don't fuckin' say that word, you little fuck. Do it again and I will fuckin' destroy yo nígga ass.

Elmo:
Well, you can't say it either because you'r green, not black.

Oscar:
Suck my dick.

Elmo:
Why are you trying to rob me anyway?

Oscar:
Because I want your money, dumb-ass.

Elmo:
What for?

Oscar:
To buy shit.

Elmo:
What kind of shit?

Oscar:
Gangsta shit.

Elmo:
What kind of gangsta shit?

Oscar:
Like guns and weed and shit.

Elmo:
What kind of guns and weed and shit?

Oscar:
Say "what kind of" again. Say "what kind of" again. I dare you. I double dare you, muthafucka. Say "what kind of" one more goddamn time.

Elmo:
What kind of—

[Oscar shoots Elmo.]

```
Agni

* Mafia
* S2
* S1

**"Be strong. An unbreakable wall. So that you can never be broken again"**

Agni is one of the original 12 members of the Heartless SMP, joining in Season 1.

## Significant Object(s)

* Star Necklace (Symbol of character)
* Feather Earring (Auk)
* Bone Earring (Lost)

## Season 1

### Kills

 Dia | Bow & arrow
 Skye | Sword
 TL | Hit & jumped into hole

## Season 2

### Kills

 Auk | Sword
 Skye | Sword
 Lost | Wolves
 Brew | Bow

### Lives Lost / Gained

 Whats | Killed due to boogey, TL died b/c of link to Agni

### Animatics

 Better Off Worse || Heartless SMP Animatic
 Hyfe has layers || Heartless SMP Animatic

## Trivia

* The Death card is Agni's, in reference to the sheer number of times he rolled boogey
* The original version of Agni's Season 2 Episode 3 was taken down for hate speech

## Skins

Outside HeartlessMafia / Green Life (Season 2)Green Life (Season 2)Red Life (Season 1)Yellow Life (Season 1)Green Life (Season 1)
Whats

S1

Whats is one of the original 12 members of the Heartless SMP, joining in Season 1.

## Significant Object(s)

* Sweater (Symbol of character)
* Hood Emerald (Symbol of the Neighbors)

## Season 1

### Builds

* Lava cave house
* Underground house

### Lives Lost / Gained

 Self
 Self
 World
 World

## Season 2

### Lives Lost / Gained

 World
 TL | Given life

## Skins

Red Life (Season 1)Light Green Life (Season 1)Dark Green Life (Season 1)
Skye's Season 1: Episode 6

**The puppeteer** is Skye's sixth episode of Season 1. It was uploaded on August 8, 2023.

## Description

Heartless SMP | Episode 6 - The puppeteer

Welcome to Heartless SMP, a Minecraft SMP my friends and I made. In this SMP each of the players got a random number of lives between 2 and 6. If they are on their last life, they are hostile to everyone. The goal is to be the last one standing.
We are also using the well-known bogeyman system. Once the kill is done, they are cured.

Full credits for the idea goes to Grian and all the creators on the server, we’re just putting our own spin on it!

While you are here, don't forget to check others out too:
https://heartlesssmp.carrd.co/

Thumbnail drawn by: @ghosttauk

The Funniest Minecraft Video Ever with the new Heartless SMP what makes Minecraft even funnier & hilarious! It is lots of fun and laughs :)

Minecraft But, not minecraft, unmodded, Last life, Third life, Double life, Minecraft, But Lava Rises, or any other but challenge like that. This is a speed run of Minecraft against the other team but it is me and my good friends playing the NEW FUNNIEST MINECRAFT MAP EVER!!! POG CHAMP!!!
Skye's Season 1: Episode 4

**A bombastic Birthday party** is Skye's fourth episode of Season 1. It was uploaded on June 29, 2023.

## Description

Heartless SMP | Episode 4 - A bombastic Birthday party

Welcome to Heartless SMP, a Minecraft SMP my friends and I made. In this SMP each of the players got a random number of lives between 2 and 6. If they are on their last life, they are hostile to everyone. The goal is to be the last one standing.
We are also using the well-known bogeyman system. Once the kill is done, they are cured.

Full credits for the idea goes to Grian and all the creators on the server, we’re just putting our own spin on it!

While you are here, don't forget to check others out too:
https://heartlesssmp.carrd.co/

Thumbnail drawn by: @ghosttauk

The Funniest Minecraft Video Ever with the new Heartless SMP what makes Minecraft even funnier & hilarious! It is lots of fun and laughs :)

Minecraft But, not minecraft, unmodded, Last life, Third life, Double life, Minecraft, But Lava Rises, or any other but challenge like that. This is a speed run of Minecraft against the other team but it is me and my good friends playing the NEW FUNNIEST MINECRAFT MAP EVER!!! POG CHAMP!!!
NightSky's Season 1: Episode 2

**FOUND FOOTAGE** is NightSky's second episode of Season 1.It was uploaded on May 28, 2023.

## Description

Heartless SMP: Episode 2 - FOUND FOOTAGE

Hello and welcome back! This has been an absolute nightmare to make... Somehow I had only recorded a still frame for the entire session so Trr1ce and I had to try piece together a video from other people's footage, and on top of that, Tr1ce could barely edit without crashing. Regardless, it's here now.

Enjoy the show :)

Editing and Heartless icon - T.rr1C.E.
https://www.instagram.com/little\_brown\_wolf/

Music in the video - Canary in a coal mine - The Crane Wives [Cover by ivymoths]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TPFzpcxPpk&t=0s

PNGtuber, Thumbnail and intro/outro art by me :7
https://www.instagram.com/nightskycc/
https://twitter.com/NightSkyCC1

Check out the other people in the video here!
https://heartlesssmp.carrd.co/#
Skye's Season 1: Episode 1

**The beginning** is Skye's first episode of Season 1. It was uploaded on May 12, 2023.

## Description

Heartless SMP | Episode 1 - The beginning

Welcome to Heartless SMP, a Minecraft SMP my friends and I made. In this SMP each of the players got a random number of lives between 2 and 6. If they are on their last life, they are hostile to everyone. The goal is to be the last one standing.
We are also using the well-known bogeyman system. Once the kill is done, they are cured.

Full credits for the idea goes to Grian and all the creators on the server, we’re just putting our own spin on it!

While you are here, don't forget to check others out too:
https://heartlesssmp.carrd.co/

Thumbnail drawn by: @ghosttauk

The Funniest Minecraft Video Ever with the new Heartless SMP what makes Minecraft even funnier & hilarious! It is lots of fun and laughs :)

Minecraft But, not minecraft, unmodded, Last life, Third life, Double life, Minecraft, But Lava Rises, or any other but challenge like that. This is a speed run of Minecraft against the other team but it is me and my good friends playing the NEW FUNNIEST MINECRAFT MAP EVER!!! POG CHAMP!!!
Auk's Season 1: Episode 2

**Mansplain Manipulate Malewife** is Auk's second episode of Season 1.It was uploaded on May 27, 2023.

## Description

This session, I got divorced, married, and became a father,, exactly in that order.

LINKS TO ALL MEMBERS AND THE SMP SOCIALS: https://heartlesssmp.carrd.co/#

Welcome back to Heartless SMP! This is a new server inspired by Grian's Last Life series. Join us as we make alliances, break them, and of course, partake in some chaos.
Eso's Season 1: Episode 4

**A Puppet Loosely Strung** is Eso's fourth episode of Season 1.It was uploaded on June 23, 2023.

## Description

The heartless SMP is a Last life inspired SMP, where each of the players got a random number of lives between 2 and 6. If they are on their last life they are hostile to everyone. The goal is to be the last one standing.

Find all of the members here + the smp socials!!
https://heartlesssmp.carrd.co

SHIT HITS THE FAN BB!!

Art + Thumbnail by me!

My Twitter:
Vibes2the

My Twitch:
Twitch.tv/esovibes
Skye's Season 2: Episode 1

**Allies or enemies** is Skye's first episode of Season 2. It was uploaded on Septempber 30, 2023.

## Description

Heartless SMP S2 | Episode 1 - Allies or enemies

Welcome to Heartless SMP, a Minecraft SMP my friends and I made. In this SMP each of the players got a random number of lives between 2 and 6. If they are on their last life, they are hostile to everyone. The goal is to be the last one standing.
We are also using the well-known bogeyman system. Once the kill is done, they are cured.

Full credits for the idea goes to Grian and all the creators on the server, we’re just putting our own spin on it!

While you are here, don't forget to check others out too:
https://heartlesssmp.carrd.co/

Thumbnail drawn by: @ghosttauk

The Funniest Minecraft Video Ever with the new Heartless SMP what makes Minecraft even funnier & hilarious! It is lots of fun and laughs :)

Minecraft But, not minecraft, unmodded, Last life, Third life, Double life, Minecraft, But Lava Rises, or any other but challenge like that. This is a speed run of Minecraft against the other team but it is me and my good friends playing the NEW FUNNIEST MINECRAFT MAP EVER!!! POG CHAMP!!!
Flappy Zombie

**The Flappy Zombie**, sporting an aqua-colored appearance, gracefully soars across gaps using his wings. However, when he's not airborne, he wraps his wings around his body, rendering him immune to all attacks except headshots from the harpoon gun. When in flight, his entire body becomes vulnerable. This unique zombie can be encountered exclusively in the vibrant setting of Chinatown.

## Trivia

* The Flappy Zombie had an unfinished beta design as seen in an old Chinatown teaser, where his skin color is brown instead of aqua, and also sporting different clothes

## Gallery

A teaser of Chinatown, with the old Flappy Zombie designFlappy Zombie as he appears in an old Chinatown teaser
Skye's Season 2: Episode 2

**Curses** is Skye's second episode of Season 2. It was uploaded on November 26, 2023.

## Description

Heartless SMP S2 | Episode 2 - Curses

Welcome to Heartless SMP, a Minecraft SMP my friends and I made. In this SMP each of the players got a random number of lives between 2 and 6. If they are on their last life, they are hostile to everyone. The goal is to be the last one standing.
We are also using the well-known bogeyman system. Once the kill is done, they are cured.

Full credits for the idea goes to Grian and all the creators on the server, we’re just putting our own spin on it!

While you are here, don't forget to check others out too:
https://heartlesssmp.carrd.co/

Thumbnail drawn by: @ghosttauk

The Funniest Minecraft Video Ever with the new Heartless SMP what makes Minecraft even funnier & hilarious! It is lots of fun and laughs :)

Minecraft But, not minecraft, unmodded, Last life, Third life, Double life, Minecraft, But Lava Rises, or any other but challenge like that. This is a speed run of Minecraft against the other team but it is me and my good friends playing the NEW FUNNIEST MINECRAFT MAP EVER!!! POG CHAMP!!!
Skye

* S2
* S1

**"Shadows creep and want grows stronger, deeper than the truth, and I can't sleep 'cause thoughts devour, thoughts of you consume."**

Skye is one of the original 12 members of the Heartless SMP, helping to create the SMP.

## Season 2

### Lives Lost / Gained

 Fallen (Echoes) | led to Eso's death, lovers linked to Skye
 Eso | Killed
 Whats | Boogie Kill

### Season 2 Episodes

 Heartless SMP S2 | Episode 2 - Curses
 Heartless SMP S2 | Episode 3 - The Garden

## Skins

Outside HeartlessGreeb Life (Season 2)Red Life (Season 1)Yellow Life (Season 1)Green Life (Season 1)
Bert

**Bert** is a character from the 2022 YouTube parody series Sesameme Street.

## Relationships

### Ernie

Bert and Ernie are best friends and have lived together for many years. Bert has stated, "I don't know where I'd be if not for Ernie. Hell, I'd probably be living in a goddamn dumpster or some shit. I like Ernie. He's pretty gay though, and he has tried to fuck me on several occasions. I have nothing against fags— I mean, homosexuals— but it can get kind of annoying sometimes."
The Mother Fucking Rules

Below is a suggested set of rules to follow when editing this wiki. Administrators of this wiki should read these rules and adapt them as necessary.

1. **Be a productive member of society**: Contribute to the wiki in line with the established processes and conventions. Need help? Ask an administrator! Disrupting the wiki with “edit warring” over differing opinions of a topic with another user or group of users is not productive.
2. **Don't promote yourself. Nobody cares about you**: The wiki is a collaborative community resource for the topic at hand. It is NOT a free place to advertise your related website, YouTube channel, blog, social media account, etc. Have a question about whether your link would be welcome? Ask an administrator!
3. **Don't be an ass**: If somebody asks you to stop posting certain content on their wall, respect their wishes. It is their wall.
4. **Have fun**: Or I'll fucking kill you.
Platforms and availability

**Platforms and Availability in Zombie Catchers**

***Zombie Catchers*** is a popular mobile game originally developed by **Two Men and a Dog**, which combines elements of action and strategy as players capture zombies for profit in a post-apocalyptic world. Here is the information about the game's platforms and availability:

## Platforms

1. **iOS**: *Zombie Catchers* is available for download on devices running the Apple iOS operating system, including iPhones and iPads. It can be found on the App Store.
2. **Android**: The game is also accessible on Android-powered devices such as smartphones and tablets. You can download it from the Google Play Store.

*Players can enjoy the game's quirky humor, engaging gameplay, and creative zombie-catching mechanics on their preferred mobile devices.*
Skye's Season 1: Episode 2

**The talent show!** is Skye's second episode of Season 1. It was uploaded on June 27, 2023.

## Description

Heartless SMP | Episode 2 - The talent show!

Welcome to Heartless SMP, a Minecraft SMP my friends and I made. In this SMP each of the players got a random number of lives between 2 and 6. If they are on their last life, they are hostile to everyone. The goal is to be the last one standing.
We are also using the well-known bogeyman system. Once the kill is done, they are cured.

Full credits for the idea goes to Grian and all the creators on the server, we’re just putting our own spin on it!

While you are here, don't forget to check others out too:
https://heartlesssmp.carrd.co/

Thumbnail drawn by: @ghosttauk

The Funniest Minecraft Video Ever with the new Heartless SMP what makes Minecraft even funnier & hilarious! It is lots of fun and laughs :)

Minecraft But, not minecraft, unmodded, Last life, Third life, Double life, Minecraft, But Lava Rises, or any other but challenge like that. This is a speed run of Minecraft against the other team but it is me and my good friends playing the NEW FUNNIEST MINECRAFT MAP EVER!!! POG CHAMP!!!
The Mystery Box - S1E1

## Profanity Amount

'Fuck' is used 31 times. 'Shit' is used 5 times. 'Faggot' is used 3 times. The N-word is used 2 times.

## Trivia

* This episode was originally titled "Kermit's Box Game", but it was changed because Carl Jones thought it sounded "fucking retarded".
* The episode is currently the most viewed video on Rock Season Entertainment, with over 130 views.
The Bert 'N' Ernie Rap - S2E1

Aired:
Template:PGUK Template:TV-PG-DL

The Bert 'N' Ernie Rap is the first episode of Season 2.

## Trivia

* Carl Jones actually began work on the episode back in late December of 2022 and was planned to release in January, but had to take a break due to personal reasons. After a few months, he then returned and finished the episode.
* The aired version of this episode actually dubs over the curse words instead of bleeping them out.
* This was the first episode to not have a content descriptor on the TV-MA rating, as well as being the first to receive a 15 rating in the UK.

## Links

* Sesameme Street - The Bert 'N' Ernie Rap (Episode 4) [Uncensored Edition]
* Sesameme Street - The Bert 'N' Ernie Rap (Episode 4) [Aired Version]
TL's Season 1: Episode 2

**The Talent Show** is TL's second episode of Season 2. It was uploaded on October 20, 2023.

## Description

Thanks for watching! Consider liking and subscribing!

➽All members:
@ghosttauk
@Skye906
@aheckloadofwhats
Dia:https://www.instagram.com/dix\_grimoire/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ%3D%3D
@AgniPyrois
@Ros3TL
@sleepyxkumi
@Esovibes
@Hyfe\_951
@NightSkyCC\_
Brew: https://twitter.com/BREWTALABREWT

➽SOCIALS:
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/ros3tl/
TWITTER: https://twitter.com/Ros3TL
OTHER: https://ros3tl.carrd.co/

➽MUSIC:
https://uppbeat.io
Agni's Animatic 2

**Better Off Worse** is Agni's second animatic of Season 1.It was uploaded on July 24, 2023.

## Description

The enchanters are always watching.
Dedicated to Eso, happy birthday big man!

Audio from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrsr\_-QXCv4&t=0s

Heartless SMP links (Check out other members in the carrd)
https://twitter.com/Heartless\_SMP
https://heartlesssmp.carrd.co
Plantita

Plantita es un personaje de la serie "El Hermano de Pou" en el capitulo 3.

Apariencia:
Plantita es una planta piraña de color rojo, tiene manchas blancas en su cabeza y una boca con labios blancos, una larga lengua y dientes puntiagudos. Su tallo es largo y verde y en la parte de abajo tiene dos hojas y vive dentro de una tubería.
En la serie se ve que es carnívora, pues se le ah visto comer unos Koopas y al ser una planta se puede alimentar con abono, por esto Pou la ah alimentado con Caquitas de colores.

Muertes:
Pou tiene a plantita como su mascota, Pou y su hermano le dan de comer y se divierten con ella. Pero cada vez que aparece plantita, un enemigo llega.
La primera vez que muere fue por culpa de Mario ya que este tenía el poder de la flor de fuego y le lanza una bola de fuego a plantita. Por suerte en ese episodio Pou consigue un champiñón 1 Up para revivir a Plantita. La segunda vez que muere, le estaban golpeando unos Koopas, pero Pou y su hermano llegan al rescate y Plantita se come a uno de los dos Koopas. De pronto, de una de las tuberías sale Bowsitos de un tamaño gigante por la magia de Kamek. Es así como Bowsitos destruye parte del suelo y pisa a plantita matándola. Al final del capitulo Pou le da una super campana a Plantita, esto hace que se vuelca de color amarillo (incluyendo el tallo), le salgan orejas de gato (amarillas), cola con la punta blanca (cola de gato) y sus hojas se vuelvan amarillas y en una posición algo extraña.
Videojuegos:
Plantita aparece en el juego "El hermano de Pou juego" siendo la razón por la que Pou y su hermano viven sus aventuras, pues querían visitar a plantita y darle de comer caquita.
Referencias:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5R-USVoYl8&ab\_channel=chachotroll%E2%98%86
TL's Season 1: Episode 1

**Just My Luck** is TL's first episode of Season 2. It was uploaded on June 10, 2023.

## Description

This smp was inspired by Grians life series

Thanks for watching! Consider liking and subscribing!

All members:
@ghosttauk
@Skye906
@aheckloadofwhats
Dia:https://www.instagram.com/dix\_grimoire/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ%3D%3D
@AgniPyrois
@Ros3TL
@sleepyxkumi
@Esovibes
@Hyfe\_951
@NightSkyCC\_
Brew: https://twitter.com/BREWTALABREWT

➽SOCIALS:
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/ros3tl/
TWITTER: https://twitter.com/Ros3TL
OTHER: https://ros3tl.carrd.co/

➽MUSIC:
https://uppbeat.io
Mario

Mario es un popular personaje de la saga Super Mario Bros, creada por Shigeru Miyamoto en la empresa Nintendo.

En la serie del Hermano de Pou es uno de los principales antagonistas de esta serie junto a Luigi y al rey conejo.
Su profesión es ser fontanero, es italiano y tiene poderes de super salto, pero si es necesario puede usar Power ups como el super champiñón, la flor de fuego y champiñón 1 Up.

Apariencia:

```
Es un fontanero italiano de baja estatura con un gran bigote negro al igual que su pelo. Tiene un overol azul con botones amarillos,además de una camisa roja, guantes blancos y una gorra con la letra M.

```

Apariciones:
Apareció por primera vez en el episodio 1 de la serie y aparece por ultima vez asta fecha en el capitulo 3 del Reboot, además de Pou miners y por mucho tiempo fue el logo de Chachotroll.

Como llegó al reino Champiñón:

Mario vivió en Brooklyn junto a su hermano por mucho tiempo, buscó muchos trabajos, como doctor, trabajar en una fabrica de cemento, en un taller de pasteles, corredor de formula 1,arqueologo,arbitro de tenis y arbitro de boxeo. Hasta que consiguió volverse carpintero, así con el dinero que ganó, arrendó un circo y compró un gorila de mascota, era Donkey Kong, Mario lo obligó a hacer malabares con frutas, pero si fallaba en algo, Mario se reía, luego en un acto de furia, DK rapta a Pauline, la novia de Mario en ese entonces. DK la lleva a lo alto de un edificio en construcción, Mario le sigue y cuando llega a lo alto de este edificio, empuja a DK hacia el vacío. El simio muy herido, intenta escapar, pero Mario lo enjaula y lo lleva a lo alto de los arboles de la selva, en esa selva vivía el hijo de DK, Donkey Kong JR. El bebé fue al rescate de su padre, pero no contaba de que Mario logró aliarse con unas criaturas que decían venir de un tal "REINO DE LA JUNGLA" además que Mario le pegaba con un látigo a DK para ver su hijo sufrir.
pero cuando JR llegó a lo alto de los arboles y como venganza, tira a Mario hacia el vacío.

Mario casi muere pero sobrevive, muy herido recapacita y se disculpa con DK y lo deja libre. Mario se vuelve demoledor de edificios, pero allí había unas criaturas extrañas similares a herramientas/dinosaurios y unos hombre berenjena. la curiosidad se volvió más fuerte porque recordó las criaturas del reino de la jungla, pero la curiosidad lo terminó consumiendo cuando se volvió fontanero, así junto a su hermano fueron a las cañerías de Brooklyn y allí Vivian Tortugas, cangrejos, moscas y bolas de fuego, luego descubrió que salían de una extraña tubería verde. la tubería lo lleva a el y a su Hermano al Reino Champiñón donde inicia el juego Super Mario Bros. Resulta que DK jr cuando crece, tiene un hijo que lo llama Donkey Kong Jr Jr. Pero solo se le dice Donkey Kong. Mientras tanto el DK original (el que secuestró a Pauline) se cambió el nombre a Cranky Kong.
Cheep cheep

Los Cheep cheep son peces color rojo, con una aleta pectoral amarilla y cola del mismo color. Aletas blancas que parecen alas y una boca con gruesos labios.

En la serie:
En la serie solo aparecen en el capitulo 4 viviendo en el lago del castillo de Peach, son más grandes en la serie que en los juegos y uno le regala un huevo de Yoshi a Pou.