Let's Play WISE GUYS

## ★ ADAM'S CHALKBOARD ★

**Let's Play WISE GUYS** is a video in the Board Game Club series.

"*Bada boom, bada bing, bada ... boobs!*"
―Adam
## Notable moments

* The first rule of Board Game Club is "I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse".
* Who's going to *create an Elliot Ness-t egg for themselves* and who's going to *wind up getting Al Ca-pwned*?
* Oh god, we're going to have accents, aren't we? Funnily the only American at the table is the worst gangster accent. But they're all pretty bad.
* All hail the Tower of Destiny!
* JOKE OF THE DAY! "foisted by your own petard!"
* Blair wants to trade men. She wants to start a fight straight away.
* First turn and the Adam-Laurie dance begins. Adam: "Don't do that - or I'll have my revenge." Laurie: "Don't fucking threaten me!" It backfires badly and Laurie does something even worse. So Adam responds in kind, it drags Sullivan in and here we go...
* We spend the first round mostly moving each others' people purely to cause trouble. The grudges are stacking up and Sullivan hasn't actually managed to do anything at all.
* Sullivan to Adam: "I'll break your fucking legs."
* Adam: "Sully, we're ok right?" Sullivan: "Oh I'm going to destroy you. I don't care about winning the game any more".
* Our first fight looms - not a shock given the shenanigans of the last round.
* Sullivan brought a gun to a gun fight. He's threatening vivid violence. He's dealt with Adam, now he's coming for Blair.
* Adam now wants to buy a gun to go after Blair. Sullivan has a long memory and a list of grudges.
* Laurie is doing the thing again - staying out of the petty squabbling and hoovering up the points.
* Just because Adam rubs Sullivan's little belly does not make his gang the creepy one.
* On the other hand, Laurie fights with words and Adam finds he loves him for it. Do we wanna know?
* When a money and a gun love each other very much, they make a human man.
* Our gangs are wholesome - they do only guns and drugs, nothing that will hurt anyone.
* I don't think we're losing the accents, at this point.
* There's going to be a shootout.
* A gunman is apparently a man made only of guns.
* Laurie: "Never look the money in the eye..."
* Sullivan presents *Elocution for Gangsters*.
* Laurie is the most threatening, he's like an actual gangster. Or a gothster, anyway. Of course, nobody who works at the channel has ever met or seen a goth.
* A deal that Adam sticks to! It didn't pay off though, so it probably won't happen again.
* Adam to Blair: "You badass-hole!"
* Sullivan and Adam are getting giddy about random gangster noises. The gas leak must be back.
* Laurie's getting cross and not just with the giggle twins.
* Chicago in the 1920s was famously peaceful.
* Blair is the last boss: "Everyone be nice... I expect some good clean fights."
* We're going on a bar cruise? booze run? bar crawl? booze crawl? pub crawl? pub run? fun run?
* Joseph died as he wanted to go - repeatedly.
* Blair just wants a fight.
* Laurie's waxing lyrical about money.
* Some people are bringing guns to a gun-selling fight.
* Sullivan can buy a medium chicken dinner for them to share.

## Scores

* Sullivan $15
* Blair $18
* Adam $26
* Laurie $42

## Talking Heads

Talking heads are available this episode.

## Trivia

* Game introduction and rules are presented by Laurie.
* Chalkboard is updated
* An extended version of this episode is available on the No Rolls Barred Patreon.