The Dark Pljugonium

*"The universe is finite. Its resources, finite."*

- *tanoz*

**The Dark Pljugonium** is a gloomy and somber alternate dimension. The dimension is enormous but not infinite, and if a living being traveled far enough in one direction, the dimension would suck out its life force until it dies. Traveling in and out of the Dark Pljugonium would require one to become corrupted like the **Tomraks** living there. To become corrupted, one would need to do a common thing that is done in The Dark Pljugonium, and that is smoking the **Pljuga** that grows there.

## Pljuga production

A **Pljuga** is a fruit that is produced by a **Vovovov vist** *(* *Laurus nobilis ).* Vovovov vists are the only plant that are cultivated in the Dark Pljugonium. As the dimension is finite, all of the space that is currently suitable for living and for growing Vovovov vist is occupied. It is mostly evened out ( 50% Living space for the Tomraks, 50% space for growing Vovovov vist).

Vovovov vist grows relatively fast ( about 68.9 days ), and it grows out of a substance called **Svaćka**. Svaćka is excreted by the humanoid creatures that are only found in the Dark Pljugonium dimension. These humanoid creatures are called **Duvans**.

In order for a *Duvan* to excrete *Svaćka,* it must be tortured by any means necessary, but not too much to avoid killing it.

An average life span of a Duvan is 30 years, and every 10 years their apperance and body change very slightly. One that has lived 0-10 years is called a **Bvonza**, one that has lived 10-20 years is a **Sivev**, and one that has lived 20-30 years is a **Goldec**. The quality of the Svaćka is determined by how old the Duvan is ( *Bvonza* lowest, *Sivev* mediocre and *Goldec* is highest quality ). Duvans have no specific gender, but they can easily reproduce with one another. In order to do so, two Sivev Duvans must maintain eye contact for 15 seconds. After that happens they will perform a mating dance together. Then, both of the Duvans will give birth to a small baby Bvonza Duvan.

## The people of The Dark Pljugonium

As mentioned earlier the ones who live in The Dark Pljugonium dimension are corrupted beings called **Tomraks**. They are only formed when any type of living / sentient being inhales the toxic smoke of the **Pljugas**. Once the toxic smoke enters the body, the host will gradually become more and more corrupted, until it becomes a *Tomrak*. Tomraks have only one thing in their minds, and that is Pljuga. To satisfy their need for Pljuga they need more Svaćka to grow more Vovovov vist, however their own dimension is limited and they have already expanded to the border ( *go over the border and your life force will be sucked out by the dimension itself* ).

The former leader of The Dark Pljugonium / Tomraks, **Gar'Gasia**, has already attempted numerous times to counteract this problem, by going out of the dimension and bringing several Tomraks with him to try and corrupt some land so that they can expand as a race. However, the **Djotikus Robotikus** always stops them from doing so, as they have been assigned by the great **Emperor Brg Dong** to protect the galaxy against these *scum*. *Gar'Gasia* is terrible at anything that has to do with wars and battles, all he knows is *bizniz* and how to maintain growth and management within a race.

Everything changed after **BrBe** came.

## Brbe and the New beginning

It is unknown if **Tomraks** can really reproduce as a species. Some say they can, but their minds are too occupied with thoughts of smoking pljuga; that reproduction just seems like a waste of time. Their numbers grow only by kidnapping and corrupting anything sentient they can find in the overworld. Tomraks can travel whenever they want between their dimension and the overworld, they can also bring one more person with them, so corrupting and kidnapping innocent beings is not a problem.

One day, a fellow Tomrak named **\_Strajdzo\_** went to the overworld and brought back with himself the adopted "son" of the **Father of mims**, **BrBe**. \_Strajdzo\_ brought BrBe to their leader, Gar'Gasia, telling his leader that he was amazing at smoking pljuga. Hearing this, Gar'Gasia gave BrBe a pljuga and asked him to smoke. Hesitant at first, he put the Pljuga into his mouth and inhaled. He has no lungs, so once he inhaled, the smoke came out of him really fast and in large quantities. *"uuuuu, najs"*, said Gar'Gasia when he saw the smoke.

Gar'Gasia had an idea to use BrBe in order to spread their corruption into the overworld. And for the first time, The Dark Pljugonium managed to corrupt some land outside of their own dimension. As Gar'Gasia was using him, BrBe was smoking a lot of Pljuga and started becoming more and more corrupt. Soon, BrBe was Gar'Gasia's right hand man, and the Dark Pljugonium was slowly corrupting the overworld.

## **The Lord of The Dreadful Ones**

The Djotikus Robotikus saw the Dark Pljugonium spreading its corruption as a problem, so they dispatched a large ammount of Djotikus Robots in order to stop it from spreading. BrBe anticipated this was going to happen, so he came prepared with a huge army of Tomraks.

**The Battle** took place near the enormous volcano, **Conov Pupak**. The Robotikus saw the Tomraks as no threat, because once they run out of Pljuga, they are as good as dead. However, BrBe, before coming to the battle with his army, developed a secret weapon... **veip**. A veip is a small gadget that functions the same as a Pljuga, except that it needs to be refilled with Svaćka once every 2 weeks. Every single Tomrak in the war had one. It was **15,000 Djotikus Robots vs 30,000 Tomraks**.

The Djotikus Robots had no general and no battle plan as they greatly underestimated the Tomraks. This way of thinking lead the Djotikus Robots into defeat as destroying the Tomrak's **veips** was far more difficult than destroying their Pljugas.

This was the first time in history that the Dark Pljugonium was victorious in battle, so the Tomraks proclaimed BrBe as their new leader, and BrBe also gave himself a new title, and that is **Lord of The Dreadful Ones**.

Gar'Gasia also became his right hand man.

## Conclusion

Now that the **Tomraks** have escaped from the boundaries of their own dimension, they, along with their new leader **BrBe**, can now spread the corruption and plant more Vovovov vists to produce more Pljuga and attempt to achieve their own goal of corrupting the entire galaxy of Grumphadloxus. The only ones in their way, is the **Djotikus Robotikus**.