ANGRY GRANDPA HAS A MELTDOWN OVER NORTH DAKOTA MOVE ANNOUNCEMENT

AGP: WHY WON’T THE DAMN TV WORK?!?!

Michael: Calm down! It will work!

*AGP slams the remote on the ground*

Tina: What is all of that commotion?

AGP: NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS!!!

Bridget: Michael, something came in the mail!

Michael: Is it? *Takes letter*

AGP: I don’t care about that letter! I want my TV!

Michael: I’m not worried about the TV, actually.

AGP: WHAT?!?!

Michael: I call for a family meeting!

*Everyone sits down*

AGP: Please hurry up. I need to watch my TV!

Tina: Be patient!

AGP: SHUT UP!!!

Michael: Anyway, so as you may have heard, South Carolina is having a States Exchange Program, where residents can swap and live in different states from around the United States to get a taste of the culture around that state.

AGP: So what about it?

Michael: I’ve applied for my family goes on one of those trips, and we got accepted!

AGP: WHAT?!?!

Tina: Yay!

Bridget: We’re going on a trip!

AGP: HOW DID WE GET ACCEPTED?!?! WE BARELY EVEN HAVE A POT TO PISS IN AND A WINDOW TO THROW IT OUT!!!

Michael: They thought we had good behavior and set a good example to the community.

Tina: Have they took a good look at my husband?

AGP: YOU THINK YOU’RE GOOD, BITCH?!?!

Michael: CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!!

AGP: DON’T YOU HOLLER AT ME!!!

Bridget: I don’t think we’re as good as the paper says.

Tina: So where are we going?

Michael: I don’t know. It says where we’re going on the back.

Everyone: LET’S SEE IT!!!

Michael: Okay! The paper says we’re going to...

***NORTH DAKOTA!!!***

AGP: WHAT?!?!

Michael: More specifically, we will stay in Bismarck and we will travel through the wonders of the state!

AGP: WHAT WONDERS?!?! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A NORTH DAKOTA WONDER!!!

Tina: But isn’t that fun?

AGP: FUN?!?! THERE IS NOTHING IN NORTH DAKOTA!!!

Bridget: Nothing?

AGP: NO-FUCKING-THING!!! THERE ARE A LOT BETTER PLACES THAN NORTH DAKOTA!!! I WOULD RATHER TRAVEL TO THE LIBTARD INFESTED AREAS OF CALIFORNIA THAN THIS SHIT!!!

Michael: But the paper says that you should never listen to the stereotypes of the state, as you might be surprised of how different it actually is!

AGP: So how will it be different?

Bridget: It will have people?

Tina: And it has some cool winters!

AGP: THEY’RE LITERALLY BORDERING CANADA!!! IT’S GONNA BE COLD AS SHIT!!!

Michael: You don’t know that yet!

AGP: It’s December!

Tina: How long will we stay, and how are we gonna pay for it all?

Michael: We have 3 weeks to stay at North Dakota, and South Carolina pays for most expenses.

Bridget: That’s cool, but who is going?

Michael: The paper states that the people going will be:

* Michael Green
* Bridget West
* Charles Green Jr. (a.k.a. Angry Grandpa)
* Tina Green
* Joshua Charles “JC” Watson
* Jacob Watson
* Johnny Watson
* Jimmy Watson

AGP: Great! Not only do I have to deal with you 3, but I also have to deal with my grandsons too!

Michael: They always wanted to be on the program! So I put them all in there!

*AGP grabs the remote and throws it at the TV, breaking it*

Michael: DAD!!!

Tina: Didn’t you say you wanted to watch TV?

AGP: FUCK THAT!!!

*AGP than grabs a hammer and smashes the TV, remote, and the Wii that is connected to the TV*

Michael: DAD NO!!!

Bridget: How will the Watsons play the Wii?

AGP: THEY CAN PLAY WITH THEMSELVES!!!

Michael: You know, I’m regretting inviting you to the exchange!

AGP: Good! Because I’m not going!

Michael: You are!

AGP: I AM NOT GOING!!! *Runs to his room and slams the door*

Michael: He locked it!

Bridget: Well I’m excited!

Tina: When will we leave?

Michael: Tomorrow.

AGP: I’M NOT LEAVING AT ALL!!!

Michael: Too bad!