The Angry Mammals Movie (2016; Charlie Quigg)

Charlie Quigg's movie-spoofs of Columbia Pictures/Rovio Entertaiment's 2016 computer-animated film The Angry Birds Movie.

This spoof follows Ronald (Red), an outcast in an island of mammals, as he suspects a newly arrived crew of antagonistic hyenas, wild dogs, jackals, dingoes, dholes, wolves, cougars and black panthers led by Shere Khan (Leonard) of plotting an evil plan, and attempts to put a stop to them with the help of his newfound friends Charlie (Chuck) and Nelson (Bomb).

## Plot:

Ronald, an angry black rhinoceros, has been an outcast from Mammal Island ever since he was a calf due to his short temper and his huge, jet-black eyebrows. When he accidentally causes a premature calf of another rhinoceros' bundle, he is sentenced to anger management class, which is the highest penalty allowed on the island. Two of Ronald's classmates, Charlie, who is hyperactive and can move at hypervelocity, and Nelson, who can cause explosions with his anger and fear, try to befriend him, but he avoids them.

One day, a boat docks at the island's shore, damaging Ronald's house. The mammals greet a tiger and a striped hyena, the captain Shere Khan and his assistant Kurdy, who claim to be peaceful explorers bringing offerings of friendship. They introduce the mammals to various innovations, including a giant slingshot, but Ronald becomes suspicious of the antagonistic hyenas, wild dogs, jackals, dingoes, dholes, wolves, cougars and black panthers' motives and sneaks into Shere Khan's boat. He finds more hyenas, wild dogs, jackals, dingoes, dholes, wolves, cougars and black panthers hidden below deck, contradicting Shere Khan's claim that he and Kurdy are alone. When he returns and shows everyone the other antagonistic hyenas, wild dogs, jackals, dingoes, dholes, wolves, cougars and black panthers, the mammals accept Shere Khan's explanation that he only lied to see if Mammal Island was safe for his simple-minded cousins.

Still suspecting that there is something off about the antagonistic hyenas, wild dogs, jackals, dingoes, dholes, wolves, cougars and black panthers, Ronald recruits Charlie and Nelson to find Simba, Mammal Island's missing protector. They find Simba on top of Lion Mountain, but he has become an overweight, self-absorbed slacker who has not flown for years. Ronald discovers the antagonistic hyenas, wild dogs, jackals, dingoes, dholes, wolves, cougars and black panthers planting dynamite around the island. He realizes that the antagonistic hyenas, wild dogs, jackals, dingoes, dholes, wolves, cougars and black panthers are planning to steal the mammals' bundles while the mammals are distracted by a party. When Simba refuses to help them, Ronald admonishes him. Ronald, Charlie, and Nelson race back to sound a warning to the other mammals and stop the antagonistic hyenas, wild dogs, jackals, dingoes, dholes, wolves, cougars and black panthers, only for the antagonistic hyenas, wild dogs, jackals, dingoes, dholes, wolves, cougars and black panthers to start destroying the village by blowing it up with the dynamite. Charlie goes to warn the other mammals while Ronald and Nelson give chase to the antagonistic hyenas, wild dogs, jackals, dingoes, dholes, wolves, cougars and black panthers. They try to untie the ropes to drop the bundles in the water, but it doesn't work, so Ronald tells Nelson to blow up the chain, but the antagonistic hyenas, wild dogs, jackals, dingoes, dholes, wolves, cougars and black panthers escape with the bundles and leave the village destroyed. The other mammals apologize to Ronald for not listening to him. Ronald forgives everyone and under his leadership, they organize an army and build a boat from the rubble to follow the antagonistic hyenas, wild dogs, jackals, dingoes, dholes, wolves, cougars and black panthers to Carnivore Island.

The mammals discover the antagonistic hyenas, wild dogs, jackals, dingoes, dholes, wolves, cougars and black panthers living in a walled city ruled by Shere Khan, whose full name is King Shere Khan Tiger. Deducing that the bundles are in the castle at the center of the city, the mammals use the antagonistic hyenas, wild dogs, jackals, dingoes, dholes, wolves, cougars and black panthers' giant slingshot to attack by launching themselves over the walls and into the city's castle. Most of the mammals miss the castle but destroy other buildings. Ronald, Charlie, and Nelson are successfully shot into the castle; the antagonistic hyenas, wild dogs, jackals, dingoes, dholes, wolves, cougars and black panthers plan to lower the bundles into a giant pot, cook them, and eat them. Simba arrives to retrieve Ronald's group and the bundles, having had a change of heart. One bundle falls out of the net and Ronald battles Shere Khan for it, but learns to control his anger and distracts him long enough to retrieve the bundle. After they fall into a dynamite room, Shere Khan accidentally ignites the antagonistic hyenas, wild dogs, jackals, dingoes, dholes, wolves, cougars and black panthers' reserve of dynamite. The giant pot in which the antagonistic hyenas, wild dogs, jackals, dingoes, dholes, wolves, cougars and black panthers had intended to use to cook the eggs collapses, falls and lands on top of Ronald. The dynamite explodes, destroying the city, but Ronald and the bundle he was holding are shielded by the pot.

All the families, except for one, reunite with their bundles. Ronald emerges holding the bundle, containing the Nilgai Calves, and returns the brothers to their parents. Simba approaches Ronald, Charlie, and Nelson, claiming that he merely appeared lazy so that they could lose faith in him and find faith in themselves, and takes credit for saving the eggs. Ronald discovers that the other mammals have rebuilt his house in the center of the village. The antagonistic hyenas, wild dogs, jackals, dingoes, dholes, wolves, cougars and black panthers survive their home's destruction, and Shere Khan plots a new plan.

## Cast:

* Red - Ronald the Black Rhinoceros (*Diceros bicornis*)
* Chuck - Charlie the East African Cheetah (*Acinonyx jubatus raineyii*)
* Bomb - Nelson the Savannah Elephant (*Loxodonta africana*)
* Leonard - Shere Khan the Bengal Tiger (*Panthera tigris tigris*)
* Mighty Eagle - Simba the Masai Lion (*Panthera leo nubica*)
* Matilda - Bridget the Reticulated Giraffe (*Giraffa camelopardalis reticulata*)
* Terence - Augustus the Nile Hippopotamus (*Hippopotamus amphibius amphibius*)
* Judge Peckinpah - Jason the Brazilian Jaguar (*Panthera onca onca*)
* Stella - Faloo the Red Kangaroo (*Macropus rufus*)
* Ross - Kurdy the Striped Hyena (*Hyaena hyaena*)
* Cyrus - Tyson the Siberian Tiger (*Panthera tigris altaica*)
* Tiny - Kalki the Dhole (*Cuon alpinus*)
* Bubbles - Krebbs the Queensland Koala (*Phascolarctos cinereus adustus*)
* Photog - Skalk the African Wild Dog (*Lycaon pictus*)
* Hal - Bennett the Red-Necked Wallaby (*Macropus rufogriseus*)
* Earl - Goigoi the Black-Backed Jackal (*Lupulella mesomelas*)
* Edward the Birthday Dad - Tod the Red Fox (*Vulpes vulpes*)
* Eva the Birthday Mom - Vixey the Red Vixen (*Vulpes vulpes*)
* Timothy the Birthday Boy - TJ the Red Fox Kit (*Vulpes vulpes*)
* Monica the Crossing Guard - Betty the North American Beaver (*Castor canadensis*)
* Mime - Randolph the Raccoon (*Procyon lotor*)
* Olive Blue - Hiran the Nilgai (*Boselaphus tragocamelus*)
* Greg Blue - Neela the Nilgai (*Boselaphus tragocamelus*)
* Hug Trader - Sokwe the Mountain Gorilla (*Gorilla beringei beringei*)
* Foreman Pig - Banzai the Spotted Hyena (*Crocuta crocuta*)
* Willow - Faline the White-Tailed Deer (*Odocoileus virginianus*)
* Chef Pig - Ed the Spotted Hyena (*Crocuta crocuta*)
* Shirley the Old Lady Bird - Barbara the Plains Bison (*Bison bison bison*)
* Acrobat Pigs - Cachito and Louie the Cougars (*Puma concolor*)
* Day Care Teacher - Chump the Western Chimpanzee (*Pan trogolodytes verus*)
* Arianna Bird - Brenda the Grizzly Bear Cub (*Ursus arctos horribilis*)
* Billy the Sign - Nelson the Attenborough's Echidna (*Zaglossus attenboroughi*)
* Sophie Bird - Nita the Grizzly Bear (*Ursus arctos horribilis*)
* Yoga Instructor - Nangi the Indian Elephant (*Elephas maximus indicus*)
* Clayton the Waiter Bird - Kenai the Grizzly Bear (*Ursus arctos horribilis*)
* Peggy Bird - Minnie the Meerkat (*Suricata suricatta*)
* Johnny Bird - Blag the Blue Wildebeest (*Connochaetes taurinus*)
* Bobby Bird - Bunga the Honey Badger (*Mellivora capensis*)
* Rodney Pig - Tabaqui the Indian Jackal (*Canis aureus indicus*)
* Phillip - Pumbaa the Common Warthog (*Phacochoerus africanus*)
* Early Bird - Kuzco the Llama (*Lama glama*)
* Helen the Lunch Mom - Asante the Honey Badger (*Mellivora capensis*)
* Samantha Hatchling - Zawadi the Grant's Zebra Filly (*Equus quagga boehmi*)
* Dylan Hatchling - Kid Musky the Muskox (*Ovibos moschatus*)
* Brad Bird - Stefano the California Sea Lion (*Zalophus californianus*)
* Hamilton Pig - Wolfgang the Grey Wolf (*Canis lupus*)
* Dane the Saxophone Bird - Yax the Wild Yak (*Bos mutus*)
* Monty Pig - Nuru the Black Leopard (*Panthera pardus*)
* Betty Bird - Tara the Brazilian Tapir (*Tapirus terrestris*)
* Maya Bird - Olivia the River Otter (*Lontra canadensis*)
* Hatchling Singers - The House Mice (*Mus musculus*)