Bloonbusters Saga + Portal RPG: Random Jam/Mission 1-1-2

*Bloon Wars: The Portals Awaken*

## ***PICK YOUR LAYOUT!***

2 **TSRITW**, 2 **BATTLE**, and 2 **YOKAI**!

**Renegrenade****"Dog"****Peashooter****Sunflower**!**Cookie Masterson**!**Cuatro (BS)**
## The Adventure

### ***WAVE 1 OUT OF 6***

*Let's have some fun, here comes **Wave 1**!*Sommes-nous prêts?One **Blob**I go first... (uses *Ghostly Zappies* on **Blob**)It dies. Not big surprise.**AMBUSHMOUTH** INTRO! THREE **Ambushmouths** suddenly jump out from the ground after the **Blob** was defeated!(*snot shots* **ambushmouth #2**) (**Ambushmouth #2** HP: 8/15)(uses *Bombe-le!* on **Ambushmouth #2**, killing it)(**Ambushmouth #1** *chomps* **Peashooter** for **5** damage)(**Ambushmouth #3** *chomps* **Renegrenade** for **5** damage)HP: 5/10(**Pea** *shoots* **Ambushmouth #1**)(**Sun** *fires* **Ambushmouth #1**)(**Ambushmouth** a has 7/15 HP now)(creates a *ghostly heat wave*)**Ambushmouth #1** dead! **Ambushmouth #3** took **15** damage! Dead!
### ***WAVE 2 OUT OF 6***

*Here comes **Wave 2**, it’ll make you feel brand new!*Uh, these are the wave contents! Green stuff!**Cra-Crasher** Intro! It, uh, grows from a seed, GRR's at you, and tackles a wall!**Slime** Intro! The **Slime** *hops* on the **Cra-Crasher** and *bounces* off of...A **Squareblob**! **Squareblob** intro! They sound like a game console!(uses *Electrofired* on **Cra-Crasher**)(uses *Fortune Cookie* on **Squareblob**)It died somehow.(it also dies... somehow.)(*razor mace head*) (did **10** damage)(*shoots* **Cookie Masterson** at the **Slime** and the **Slime** dies)
### ***WAVE 3 OUT OF 6***

*Dance with me, disco **three**!*One **Grobgrobber**Two **Blobs**Two **Slimes**One **Cra-Crasher**(creates a *ghostly heat wave*)(it killed the **Blobs**)(and)(all the other enemies)(except for the **Grobgrobbers**)(uses *Nocturnal Admissions* which kills the **Grobgrobbers**)Any **Ambushmouths** around?(disguised as a bush) I think we're going to have to release the dooming ones.
### ***WAVE 4 OUT OF 6***

*You’re my **wave four** forevermore I love youuuuuuuuuu my **wave four**.*3 **Cra-Crashers****Sunshot** intro! It shoots a *photon light*! (One **Sunshot**)(uses *Electrofired* on **Sunshot**)(uses *Nocturnal Admissions* on the **Cra-Crashers**)Seems like the Crossover blindly made the enemy and make it look like it was drawn by the creator of **Shape World*****DON’T INSULT THE CREATOR.***And you, **TSRITW**! I'M GETTING SICK AND TIRED WITH GRAMMAR POLICE OFFICERS!Really, do you have to be SUCH a grammar police officer?! BTW, this is **Mr. Yokai**!Anyway, we attacked some enemies!!!!I'm not going to waste my time figuring out the damage of the moves. Seriously, I'm just not going to.Okay, just to make it clear:*(flashback)*(uses *Electrofired* at **Sunshot**)(uses *Nocturnal Admissions* at the **Cra-Crashers**)*(flashback end)***I SAID DAMAGE OF MOVES, NOT WHAT HAPPENED.**Okay, so **Cookie**’s *Nocturnal Admissions* does medium damage to all enemies. That means **25** damage to all **Cra-Crashers**.**Cuatro**’s *Ghostly Zappies* is a REALLY strong attack, so... **33**.Because I'm too lazy to calculate and it sounds like a win.
### ***WAVE 5 OUT OF 6***

***Wave 5**!*Great... after murdering a sunflower. What could possibly be next?Ahem, a Badly drawn sunflower.Can you shut up for a moment? -\_-Two **Lidelles**(uses *Electrofired* on the first **Lidelle**)(uses *Ventriloquism* on the other **Lidelle**)(Again, I'll take that as they died, so here comes SIX **Blobs**!)Blah! Blah! Blah!Wha-?"Uncovered Truth (upon death, release three **Blobs**) (Basic)"Well, I guess we can...(creates a *ghostly heat wave*)(all **Blobs** burn)
### ***WAVE 6 OUT OF 6***

*This is new here. (**SIX**!) This thing is huge! **SIX**!***LAST WAVE****Thrill Twins**! BOSS!(*electrofires* the **Thrill Twins**)(uses *Nocturnal Admissions*)Which **Thrill Twin**...?Both.Did nothing kiddo.WHAT THE FUDGE, MAN!?You aren't allowed to restart waves.Dang it.Whatcha gonna do, **MrYokai**?Man of few words, huh?Welp. (uses *Fortune Cookie* attack) (lobbed BTW)WAIT! (creates a *rage inferno*) (not energy BTW)Let’s assume that whichever one **Cuatro** aimed for is dead.(No.) (**#1**: 30/50) (Total: 80/100)I threw a bunch of *Fortune Cookies* at them!That should do tons of damage.(uses *Ghostly Heat Wave*, like, 5 times)They both died. B.I.H.You're not allowed to cheat.You just accordingly repeated *Ghostly Heat Wave* 5 times and made **Cookie Masterson** throw tons of *fortune cookies* which counts as cheating. I really wish people would stop being so OP.Okay, so what’re you gonna do?Well, since you care less than my **RA** counterpart's grandson... (uses *The Wrath of Cuatro* on **Cookie**)(uses *Fortune Cookie* attack on **#1**)Is it my turn to appear yet?Uhh, uhh... guys, just, seriously, stay there. We’re still waiting for **MrYokai**’s response.*Allway ethay ingkay’s orseshay andway allway ethay ingkay’s enmay, ouldn’tcay utpay ethay ourthfay allway ackbay ogethertay againway.*Well, there’s only one way left...(**#1**: 0/50) (**#2**: 30/50) (Total: 30/100)What’s next?This is the longest wave ever, in ACTUAL TIME.*All the king’s horses and all the king’s men, couldn’t put the fourth wall back together again. Again.*WHY DOES **TSRITW** HAVE TO BE SOOOOOOOOOOO OP......Plus you don't get to control the enemies. I'm generous so I'm not going to hand out warnings... YET. And if you call me selfish, I'll give you a strike.SO WHAT ARE THE **THRILL TWINS** GOING TO DO? I’M GONNA *EXPLODE* IN TEN SECONDS!YOU ARE NOT IN THIS WAAAAAAAAAAAVE. ONLY AT THE END OF THIS WAVE.Let’s say they’re just hiding in a bush. This is **TSRITW** speaking.If this is controlling enemies or other's characters, just NO.HE WON’T! SO WHAT WILL THE **THRILL TWINS** DO!? THEY’RE, LIKE, FROZEN IN PLACE!Should we attack?(**Cookie** uses *Ventriloquism* no matter what)Learn how to be patient, because you just killed **Cookie Masterson** for being impatient.So... are the **Thrill Twins** going to attack soon?Wait, maybe that IS their attack! IT’S OUR TURN!(let's just end this wave already) (**Renegrenade** shoots **Sunflower** at **Thrill Twin #1**)(takes **20** damage) (**#1**: 10/50) (60/100) (this will be the last mission to have a boss now, only at the end of the sector will there be bosses now)(creates a *Ghostly Heat Wave*)Killed **Thrill Twin #1**. (50/100) Did **20** damage to **Thrill Twin #2**. (30/100)(does a *physical ride* into **Cuatro**)(*dodges* the attack and creates a *ghostly heat wave*)**Thrill Twin #2** took **20** damage from the *Ghostly Heat Wave*! Although it's not a LOBBED ranged attack....*Zappies* won’t work, so... (uses *The Wrath of Cuatro* on **Renegrenade**)What are you going to do, **Renegrenade**? After all, **Cookie** is dead... for now.(**Renegrenade** knocks out **Jack** and launches him at **Thrill Twin #2**, effectively FINALLY beating this wave)AT LAST!
### ***CUTSCENE**: Molden Crook*

(is repeatedly tapping **Jack**) Umm... you alive?He probably is.OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHY DID YOU DO THAT, **RENEGRENADE**!?Anyway, (*revives* **Cookie**)I'M ALIVE AGAIN!Anyway, watch me *summon* a **Flame Dragon**!(**Dragon Tamer** accidentally *summoned* a **Baby Doe**)Th... that was a mistake.(*explodes* out of the **Baby Doe**)**Jack**: Another **Time Fragment**!*(flashback #2)*Watch out, **Super Balloony**! You might die easily against that enemy! Also, click here if you want gibberish questions, like...*The rook is cold in bandit crows, a mart, a fly gunned, and mitt close!* Wait, that's WAY off.*(end of flashback #2)*I... did not remember singing that.(meanwhile, **DT** succesfully *summoned* a **Flame Dragon**)Anyway, if you want a whiff of **Gu1tara**’s new album *”Romantic Numb3rs”*, you can click the link on me.(suddenly the same exact time fragment disappears)BLAM BLAM BLOM BLAM BLIM!Wait, that can only mean ONE THING... **CUATRO (RA)** IS TAKING ALL OF THE TIME FRAGMENTS!No, silly. They’re just sent to **Time Inc.** so that we can see them again....okay then.Also, ~~screw~~ scroo that part of **Dragon Tamer**. That's not what happens. Something else happens. Please remember what happened in Launchtime.

**Walkastep**
**Numbered Grounds**
Launchtime, **The Portals Awaken**, Beefing UP, Beefing DOWN