Buzz's performance/Use your head

This is how Buzz's performance and use your head goes in Toy Story 2.

[Buzz sticks his head out of the box]

Buzz Lightyear: Say, Mira, how about a little introduction to kick things off? [goes back in]

Mira Nova: Introducing the coolest space toy ever made and the saviour of the universe...

Buzz Lightyear: You forgot "Star Command's most highly elite"!

Mira Nova: [laughs] Introducing the coolest space toy ever made, Star Command's most highly elite and the saviour of the universe, Buzz Lightyear!

[Buzz does a forwards roll out of the box then poses heroically. He then walks over to Mira, Booster and XR grinning]

Buzz Lightyear: Say, Tangian Princess, you wouldn't have noticed any trouble in this quadrant, would you?

Mira Nova: No way, Jose. Not with Buzz Lightyear around.

Booster: (laughs)

Buzz Lightyear: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! I got it! This is great! Okay! Zurg has lured me to this barren ice planet with a fake distress call, my jetpack's out of fuel, the snow's impairing my vision, I'm hopelessly lost and now for the best part!

Booster and Mira: (laughing)

Buzz Lightyear: Not today, Zurg! (mimics laser fire as he presses his laser button) Buzz Lightyear escapes certain doom again!

Mira Nova: Whoo-hoo!

Booster: Way to go, Buzz!

XR: Ha-ha! That'll teach Zurg to mess with you!

Buzz Lightyear: Booster, XR, I'll need help with this next part! (deploys his wings as they run to him and pick him up)

Booster: I always love this part!

Buzz Lightyear: To infinity and beyond!

XR: Okay, on three, Booster, ready? One, two three!

[They throw Buzz into the air but he falls]

Buzz Lightyear: Oof!

Booster and XR: Ooh.

XR: Sorry, Buzz. Our bad. (as he, Mira and Booster try to help him up) Here, let us help you to your feet.

Buzz Lightyear: Thanks.

XR: Wait, wait, we need a strategy. Booster, grab his legs. (Booster does) Mira, the armpits. (Mira does) I've got the chest. (picks up Buzz by his chest)

Buzz Lightyear: (laughs) Watch it. Wait, wait. I'm ticklish there, okay?

Mira Nova: Oh, you are?

Booster: (tickling Buzz under his arm) Well, are you ticklish here?

XR: (tickles Buzz's foot) No, no, no! It's definitely most ticklish here.

Buzz Lightyear: No. No, no, no. Cut it out.

Commander Nebula: (laughs in amusement)

Booster: How about here?

XR: No, no, this bit's more ticklish.

Buzz Lightyear: Stop it. Stop it!

Mira Nova: You're both wrong, it's more ticklish on his upper torso.

Buzz Lightyear: Stop it! No, no! Th-three against one isn't fair!

[In the shaft, Woody 2.0 runs ahead]

[He signals to the others]

Woody 2.0: Great work, posse. We made it to the bandits' hideout but no sign of them or their buzzin' captive.

Buzz Lightyear (o.s.): Please! No!

Jessie: (gasps) It's Buzz!

[Woody 2.0 yanks her onto Bullseye's back with him]

Woody 2.0: Ride like the wind, Bullseye!

[They run towards the cover]

Woody 2.0: (as they stop) Whoa there, boy.

[Woody 2.0 and Jessie get off Bullseye and peek through the bars]

Buzz Lightyear (o.s.): Please! Stop, XR! Booster, cut it out!

Jessie: Woody, can you see? What's going on?

[Woody 2.0 looks at Jessie and has an idea. Later, he has her crouched on his back]

Jessie: Look left. [he does but looks right] No, your left. [he looks straight ahead] Take me up here. [he does]

Woody 2.0: What's happenin'?

Jessie: Oh, it's horrible! They're torturing him!

Buzz Lightyear (o.s.): Stand down, that's an order!

Mr. Potato Head: (gasps) What do we do, Woody?

Woody 2.0: Use your head!

[Seconds later, they run while carrying Mr. Potato Head to use him as a battering ram]

Mr. Potato Head: I don't know why I agreed to do this!

[With a yell of determination, they charge through the vent and into the room, crashing into the box. Mira, XR, Booster, Buzz and Commander Nebula stop what they're doing and look to see them in a heap]

Buzz Lightyear: Woody, guys! Hey, how did you find me?

Woody 2.0: Heads up, partner!

[Woody 2.0 pins Buzz down and takes out his plastic gun]

Slinky: We're here to sping ya, Buzz!

[Hamm knocks over Commander Nebula's box]

Hamm: You heard of kung fu? Well, get ready for pork chop!

Rex: Prepare to meet my fearsome roar! [roars]

Booster: That's just weird.

XR: That's not a real roar, it's more like an imitation of one.

Buzz Lightyear: Hold it, now! Hey, you don't understand! These are my friends!

Jessie: Yeah, and if any of you want him, you'll have to go through us!

Buzz Lightyear: No, Jessie, I meant they're my friends!

[Bullseye jumps on XR and growls at him]

XR: Uh, a little backup, please?!

Mira Nova: [as she and Booster point their lasers at Bullseye] Hey, stop it!

Booster: You leave him alone, stuffed horse!

[Slinky ties them up in his spring]

Mira Nova: Hey!

Booster: Let us go!

Jessie: Woody, grab Buzz and let's go!

[Woody 2.0 picks up Buzz and puts him on Bullseye's back]

Woody 2.0: Ride like the wind, Bullseye!

Buzz Lightyear: Fellas, hold it! Woody, unhand me! Bullseye, whoa there, boy!

Jessie: Retreat!

[The toys race back to the vent]

Mira Nova: They're stealing him.

Commander Nebula: No!

Booster: Uh-oh.

XR: Oh, boy.

[The toys yell as they race toward the vent]