Susie

> "*wait a fucking minute since when did the calendar say it was year 2348*"
> ― Susie, displaying an inaccurate sense of time in what is her ONLY goddamn post on the original blog
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Susie is an intern at AJHQ that works in the engineering department. Not docile enough to just deliver coffees like Scott, not dedicated enough to her job to actually be working under anyone, she switches supervisors quite frequently. But her work is good, so her internship stays! Why won't they hire her?...The Boss has other shit to do.

Susie has (unfortunately) appeared in the blogs before, but don’t worry, she always comes back...and she’s coming back *much* better than the last time.

## Appearance

Much like her fellow intern, Scott, Susie is covered in mismatched, stitched together patches of different people’s skin. How much is her own and how much is from someone else? Well, best not to dwell on it. Her most prominent stitch is one across the base of her neck, keeping her head connected. Unlike Scott, the metal staples in *her* body are packed in tightly and don’t cause her any pain.

She has long, loose-coiled hair that she keeps up in a ponytail with a bright lilac scrunchie. Her hair hides her left eye, but trust me, it’s a totally normal eye behind there. Why would someone like her have anything to conceal? She has sunken-in dark brown eyes and consistently smudged makeup.

As is basically essential for the work she does, she has dark purple coveralls stained with God-knows-what and a darker tank top underneath. Her work boots are black and heeled. Why do they let employees have heels all the time, anyway? So they can't run from The Boss's wrath?

## Personality

Susie has a pretty wide skillset, and that alone made her a top candidate for an internship at AJHQ. Applying when she was but a young flower (that's weirdospeak for "just got out of high school"), her mechanical and technological capabilities piqued The Boss's interest immediately. She's very practical, having been building and repairing things for most of her life, and while she wasn't *planning* on going into engineering as a career, an internship did seem like a good way to pass time given her competence in such a trade.

Beyond her skills, Susie is incredibly quick-witted and intelligent, being able to react to situations at an impeccable speed. Time doesn't hinder her, and she's always the first to act when shit gets tough. Her curiosity can get the better of her at times, though, and her need to look into things can be her downfall. She's an investigator at heart and enjoys uncovering hidden truths. Perfect for an AJHQ employee...heh, not.

Her attentiveness and ability to handle stress rival that of fellow intern-survivalist Scott, and for a pretty good reason. Doesn't help that she works in engineering- any tool there is a tool she *can* and *will* utilize.

## Relationships

### Scott

Scott is Susie's #1 confidant, and he relies on her for a lot of stupid bullshit. She brings out his ballsy, overconfident side, and is decently good at teaching him the survival skills he hasn't learned already. Unpaid interns gotta stick together, as they say. She also lends him spare cash when he's out of slushie money to waste at Jam Mart. Overall...they're besties, your honor

### Polydeuces

Seeing him as little more than her fellow intern (that's slightly, slightly more pathetic than her dearly beloved Scott), Susie and Polydeuces have a very unique dynamic. He thinks she's a pleasure to work with, and her the same, but both of them rarely get to see each other because of the tension between their superiors, Eric and Merriam. It would be so, *so* sad if something unfortunate happened to Polydeuces, maybe something that'd bring them together once more...

### Leonardo

Who? Oh, that stupid fucking bird? Whatever, man. As long as he stays away from me, we're juuust fine.

### Merriam

Her most frequent boss. Susie likes Merriam, and finds his cold and uptight attitude to be comforting when everyone else at AJHQ is as...different, as they are. Still, she can't help but feel a little suspicious of him...maybe there's something behind that curtain in his office...?

## Lore

Once upon a time, Susie was a pure and innocent young woman. Untouched by the horrors the Earth brought...left undamaged by sin...and now she kills people. But that doesn't just happen overnight! Circumstances brought her to change her ways of goodness and purity. Those circumstances?...You don't get to fucking know about, Jammer! Go stick your nose in someone else's business. This is ***HER CITY NOW!!!!***