Einstein & Naruto 2 - A Dane-ish Day

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**6:30 AM**

Today started off in the room of Naruto Uzumaki, the blonde boy sleeping peacefully with his small body under the covers of his bed, with only his head visible. Soft snores escaped his lips as he laid there, the boy naturally being allowed to sleep in since he had neither training or a mission to go on...

Unfortunately for him, well, someone woke up first.

That someone was his pet Great Dane, Einstein. The huge dog had been laying on floor near the foot of the bed when his eyes opened upon feeling some of the early morning light beaming through the window. Naturally, he yawned, stretching his huge, lanky yet athletic body. He sure that every last muscle and bone felt warmed up the entire time he was stretching.

Finally giving himself a vigorous shake to get rid of the last vestiges of sleep, Einstein looked around. The sun was shining through the window, but as he turned his head to look at his owner, he saw that Naruto hadn't stirred at all, and was still snoring away. Einstein huffed in good-natured frustration; he wanted to play already! Sleeping time was over! He trotted over to Naruto's bedside, looking over the boy and sniffing him a bit, gently shoving his enormous black nose into one of Naruto's squishy cheeks.

Einstein pulled his head back, then let his mouth drop open, allowing a colossal pink carpet of a tongue to flop out. Einstein swung the tongue down across Naruto's entire face, engulfing the whole thing in a single slobbery slurp that dragged slowly from Naruto's chin to his forehead, stretching his face out to the bargain before slurping off in a huge spray of drool. Naruto’s face scrunched up from the sensation of wet drool on his face, his blonde hair slicked back thanks to the great dane’s huge tongue.

No sooner had his young owner’s blue eyes opened up, Einstein barked happily while he stood over his owner, giving him another full face lick that sprayed dribbles about.

The instant that the tongue had slicked off of Naruto’s forehead, the boy coughed while spitting some of the saliva off of his lips.

“Morning boy...” Naruto said with a weak grin on his face, right before the Great Dane barked happily and used his huge frame to pin Naruto under the covers, not even needing his entire body length to do it.

"Aw, c'mon!" Naruto complained as he saw Einstein's enormous tongue drop out again. "I just woke up, Einstein! We're getting to the slobber now?"

Einstein nodded, sending his big pink tongue flopping around again before it slapped down onto Naruto's face, this time on his cheek as the tongue lifted it up hugely and squashed his eye shut with his own cheek before slurping off in another spray of drool. This was only the first lick, too, as Einstein went to town on Naruto's cheeks, each slurp lifting them up over and over again and soaking Naruto's bed in drool.

“Okay! I get it! I taste good! You can stop now!” Naruto said with a bit of laughter laced in his voice as Einstein licked his left cheek upward. Unfortunately for Naruto, of course, he couldn’t even get his arms out of the covers to try and push the dog’s larger head away from his face, since his arms were pinned underneath Einstein’s body.

Einstein didn't stop, either. His enormous tongue worked like a floor waxer, sloshing and sliding all around Naruto's face and molding his skin around like clay as his cheeks were squashed every which way and his face was stretched out as well, Einstein's broad, flat tongue giving him a thorough coating of drool as his thin tail wagged back and forth eagerly.

Considering how huge Einstein’s tongue was compared to Naruto’s face, the corners of the dog’s tongue was actually able to touch the boy’s ears while it was stretching Naruto’s entire face.

The slurp pushed both of the blonde’s cheeks and nose up at the same time, to the point where they were still bouncing a little after the tongue flicked off his forehead for the umpteenth time.

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Thankfully, it took about half an hour before Einstein would let his much smaller owner have a break from the affection that only a Great Dane (especially one as big as him) could provide.

After, Einstein couldn’t exactly have breakfast if his owner was licked back into unconciousness before he could even start the morning.

Naruto grinned from the sound of Einstein’s loud eating as the PJ-clad genin finished washing the Great Dane’s slobber off his face and hair. That done, he changed out of his pajamas and then into his trademark orange track suit, fixing his headband around his forehead and putting his hands on his hips. "Alright!" he said. "I'm ready to go out and seize the day! Believe it!"

Of course, then he heard claws clicking on the floor at high speed. Naruto barely had time to turn around before Einstein leapt on him again. This time Naruto was able to keep from getting knocked over, but that didn't stop Einstein as his huge pink tongue, glistening with so much drool that Naruto could see himself in it, swung at his face and slapped onto his left cheek, lifting the skin up and pushing Naruto's eye shut.

"Aw mahahahan!" he laughed, unable to stop Einstein’s tongue thanks to the dog’s paws planting on his shoulders. "Not again!"

Given how much taller his dog was compared to him, Naruto was lucky that he hadn’t toppled over. Of course, it also meant he wasn’t lifted upward by the strength of Einstein’s lick.

The instant that Einstein’s tongue flicked off of his whisker marked cheek, Einstein didn’t waste time as he took his paws off of the boy’s shoulders and started to force Naruto backward, giving a deep happy bark as he planted his lick on Naruto’s other cheek. "E-Einstein!" Naruto gasped as Einstein's huge tongue slurped up his other cheek, the boy being slowly pushed back across the room by the dog's weight. "Down, boy! Stop it!" Einstein didn't stop, however, and instead gave Naruto a great big lick from his chin to his forehead, his huge tongue engulfing the boy's entire face and lifting him up to his tiptoes as it did so.

Naruto could see nothing but pink, his face stretching out from the force of the lick as he was momentarily lifted off the floor before the tongue flicked off his face, his blonde bangs slicked up again.

The sooner had Naruto’s feet touched the floor, he saw the Great Dane crane his neck down, no doubt for another lick. Instinctively, the instant Naruto’s cheek was smacked upon by the tongue, Naruto reached his arms up and looped over the top of Einstein’s snout and upper jaw. It did nothing to stop Einstein from lifting the skin of his cheek up, but it did keep Naruto from being somewhat lifted up.

This didn’t last long however, as Einstein shook him off after his tongue flicked off the cheek, the two finally arriving in the living room as Einstein landed a barrage of licks on each cheek.

"C'mon, Einstein, stop!" Naruto yelped as Einstein continued to slap his enormous tongue on his cheeks one after the other, lifting them up over and over again. "No! No licking!" He got enough time after Einstein slurped his latest lick off of Naruto's face to see Einstein's head once again dipping downward. This time, however, his tongue wasn't aimed at Naruto's cheek, but his chin, slapping onto the entire underside of his jaw. Naruto was lifted up to his tiptoes, his fingers going stiff as a silly expression spread across his face while his head was tilted back to nearly 90 degrees by the strength of Einstein's tongue.

Naruto was unable to make a sound, given his lower jaw was pretty much unable to open up. He was kept like this for a moment or two as his dog lifted him off his feet with the sheer strength of his tongue, the boy’s toes not even scraping the floor.

It wasn’t until Einstein’s tongue flicked off the tip of his small owner’s chin that the boy’s feet landed back on the floor, stumbling backward. The Great Dane seized his chance as he used the sheer size difference between himself and Naruto to forcibly shove him into his recliner, forcing him to sit in it.

"Oof!" Naruto whoofed as he fell into the recliner, wiping his face with a hand as he laughed. "Wow, haha! I don't think you've ever licked me that hard before, Einstein!" He winked at the Great Dane. "So...what's next?" His question was soon answered as Einstein lunged at him, his enormous pink tongue trailing behind him like a flag.

Any attempt by Naruto to try and get up from his chair was interrupted, courtesy of Einstein pushing back down with his front paws against the boy’s shoulders. The Great Dane gave him a short, but all the same strong, lick from chin to forehead, pushing the muffled boy against the back of his chair.

The instant Einstein slurped off of Naruto’s forehead, the boy was only allowed to take one deep gulp of air before the Great Dane suddenly laid atop his lap, pinning Naruto to the chair completely.

Anyone passing by the Uzumaki residence at that point likely would have been puzzled to hear what sounded like a chorus of sloshing and mumbling from behind the doorway. Anyone passing by the window would have seen its source; Naruto was pinned to the recliner by Einstein's enormous weight, his face being engulfed over and over again by the dog's absolutely massive tongue as the boy kicked and flailed helplessly, muffled mumbles his only method of futile communication as his face was molded like clay.

The mumbles in question where in fact the boyish laughter Naruto was giving off, currently being muffled by Einstein’s full face licks.

Just as Einstein finished off one full face lick, Naruto had turned the side of his head to spit some saliva off of his lips, only for Einstein to plant his tongue on his owner’s cheek, lifting the skin of it upwards. As Naruto's cheek was pulled upwards, he couldn't help but laugh further. "O-Okay, Einstein! Okay! That's enough, hahaha!"

Unfortunately for Naruto, it was apparent that Einstein was only just getting started with this cheek stretching lick.

Fortunately for Einstein of course, from the laughter that Naruto was actually having fun being showered with affection the way a Great Dane knew how. The tongue slurped off of his cheek, bouncing for a couple of moments before Einstein went to town on the blonde’s face. Even as it was enveloped by Einstein's tongue, Naruto's hands still reached up and began to vigorously scratch Einstein's neck, which of course only emboldened the Great Dane to put even more energy into the licking.

In fact, the instant that Einstein slapped his tongue back onto Naruto’s cheek, he not only did it much quicker? But he was nearly lifting Naruto upward from the sheer strength of the lick; emphasis on ‘nearly’, given that he still had his much smaller owner pinned to the chair.

Naruto laughed as his dog forcibly squished his eye shut, his cheek constantly bouncing as a result of the rapid fire licks. At this point he'd given up trying to stop Einstein from licking him, as the Great Dane clearly wasn't listening. Even as Naruto continued to flop and flail in the chair, turning his head from side to side in a futile effort to avoid Einstein's tongue, he knew the dog wouldn't stop licking him until Naruto was unconscious, or Einstein got bored; which didn't look like it was happening anytime soon!

To further show he wasn’t going to let up, Einstein decided to use more than just his upper body to pin the boy to the chair. Naturally, he brought his whole, lanky yet strong frame onto the chair, engulfing the lower half of Naruto’s body and leaving him unable to kick while he was flailing his upper body.

“G-good boyheheheh!” Naruto laughed as his dog stretched his cheeks to greater heights than before with his humongous tongue.

All the while, unaware he was currently being watched by Sakura and Ino, the both of them being entertained by the way the boy and his dog were bonding. Sakura gave an impressed whistle as she watched Einstein work over Naruto's face. "Wow. That's some tongue he's got there."

"Tell me about it," Ino said. "Bet that tongue could even cover your forehead, Sakura!"

Sakura gave Ino an annoyed look for a moment before turning her attention back on the dog slurping her teammate, a slightly more devious and playful grin forming on her face

“Well, I’ll bet we can have plenty of fun with those two~”