1992 The King 200

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The Chicagoland "The King 200" of 1992 is a Piston Cup 17-20 aka Piston Cup Juniors race that was held at Chicagoland Speedway, it is named after The King, 17-year-old Jack Larson IV would win while two other 17-year-olds Thomas Driver and Michael Reverick placed 2nd and 3rd, 20-year-old Laura Whiteford dies in the race at lap 175 flipping 17 times after hitting 18-year-old Magnet Face Lenny Power and another 18-year-old Manny Flywheel, Eddie Cartwheel, another 18 year old, also crashed, Jack Larson IV dedicated his win to Laura and donated his winnings of $4,980 to the Whitefords

This race is also historic due to Thomas Driver saying 17 (his number from 1993-1995) swears and also broke the most ever swears ever said, most in one sentence (11), and most swearing in Juniors yet, breaking Grant Rodriguez's record in 1991 where he accidentally said 12 swears due to he accidentally said he was dating Jack Edwards in 1991 in the Q&A interviews (because he is not LGBT, he accidentally said that because his girlfriend is a 1987 road car Husker Morocco resembling James Cleanair named Jackie Edwards).

This was Ruby Nightcars first Juniors Race.

## Transcript

### Laura Dies

Vince: Flywheel and Power touch

(Meanwhile)

Jeff Hammer: YOU GONING DOWN!!!!! LAURA! (Jeff Hammer pushes Laura Whiteford)

Russel: NO YOU DONT! (Russel pushes Jeff Hammer)

Jeff Hammer: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Sam: LAURA WHITEFORD FLIPS OUT OF CONTROL, LAURA IS FLIPPING HEAVILY, SHE HITS THE INSIDE WALL, MANNY FLYWHEEL SPINS OUT

(Meanwhile at #5 Team Radio)

Rev: Oh man, you think she’s okay?

Rev’s Crew Chief: To be honest, I don’t really think so. I don’t think Laura can survive.

Rev: OHHHHHHHH NOOOO!!!!!!!

(back at Vince and Sam)

Vince: I've come back much stronger now so I won't vomit if she dies only unless I mention HIM

Sam: So horrible Laura is leaking oil and fuel and vital fluid and debris on the track, I think she is dead

(Later)

Scott: Sadly, Laura Whiteford of No Stall was pronounced dead on the spot, here are what racers think of it

Manny (crying): I AM SO SORRY I FREAKING UH, I UNDERSTAND IF YOU HATE ME FOREVER IN HEAVEN NOW

Rev: Oh my god, that was horrible.

Slider: Man, I wish that this would not happen, I am 18 and this is only my first juniors cup race, I feel bad for both Manny AND Laura

Michael: This is sad

Thomas D: Yeah

Thomas P: I agree

Liam: I saw Axon die in 1989, and now, I was just passing Laura until I saw her flipping 17 times, it really sucks, I agree with my bro

Jake: This really is sad, Laura is a good girl, and my pitty Paul is friends with her pitty Andrew

Ruby Nightcar: What a terrible debut race for me.

Scott: Part-time Piston Cup racer Johnny Blamer will describe his thoughts, he attended the junior cup a few years back but just hear the reason why he is here and what he is going to say.

Johnny: It's bad enough losing Axon and now (cries) LAURA IS GONE TOO, Katie will be so sad if she hears this, Laura was her best friend

### Connor bullies Manny and Thomas Driver’s epic swearing:

Connor: Stupid noob!

(Connor beats up Manny)

Manny (cries): WAHHHHHHHHHHH (drives away)

Thomas D: (censored) you Connor, it was a (censored) accident you (censored 2x), you should have not bullied him you (censored) idiot, or you may not have faced my (censored) wrath

Connor (bawling): WAH!

Jack: Hey Tom (Thomas’ nickname), I was just going to the toilet until I heard Manny crying in the bathroom badly

Thomas D: You (censored) moron, it wasn’t his fault you (censored 2x), you made him cry, just (censored Hey) you Connor, you (3x censored), sp just (censored) off you (4x censored you jerk)

Clint: Wow Tom, you literally said 15 swears, I say, that’s really shocking

Connor (bawls worse than Manny Flywheel): WAHHHHHHHH, WAH, WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (sobs)

(Connor still is sobbing heavily)

Thomas D: I’m so sorry Connor, I should have not said those 15 heys

(Connor is still crying, bawling, and sobbing)

Michael: It’s ok Connor

(Connor stops crying)

### Manny crying in the bathroom:

Manny (crying): THIS SUCKS, WHY DID I KILL POOR LAURA, I SHOULD HAVE DIED AND NOT HER, WHY DID I DO IT, I KNOW I ONLY HIT MAGNET FACE LENNY POWER BUT, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (bawls)

Rick: It’s ok Manny

Manny (continues bawling): NOT IT’S NOT RICK, YOU NEVER KILLED ANYONE AND I DID

Rick: I’m gonna tell the King

(at the grand stands)

Rick: THE KING, YOU ARE NEEDED!

The King: Where?

Rick: MANNY IS CRYING HEAVILY IN THE BATHROOM, LET'S GO!

(they go)

The King: It's ok Manny.

(Manny stops crying)

### Jack’s dedicate:

Jack: I dedicate my win to Laura Teresa Whiteford, who, as you know, died in a fatal crash in this race, I feel very sorry, anyways, Mr and Mrs Whiteford, come to victory lane.

(The parents of Laura Whiteford come)

Mr Whiteford: What’s the deal kid.

Jack (pulls out a suitcase): This is my $4,980 winnings, you can take this.

Mrs Whiteford: But what will you do?

Jack: Don’t worry, my dad has a decent job.

Mr Whiteford: Alright, we’ll take this.

Mrs Whiteford: You’re a good lad, Jack.

Jack: At least it’s the best I can do.

(End of Transcript)

## Results:

1. Jack Larson IV (200 laps)
2. Michael Reverick (200 laps)
3. Thomas Driver (200 laps)
4. Jake Reverick (200 laps)
5. Rick Tanner (200 laps)
6. Thomas Pitcar (200 laps)
7. Tyler Rutherford (200 laps)
8. Grant Rodriguez (200 laps)
9. Matthew Overtaker (200 laps)
10. Liam Driver (200 laps)
11. Mark Landis (200 laps)
12. Dirkson D'Agostino (200 laps)
13. Marco Bulliron (200 laps)
14. Lewis “Planters” Jameson (200 laps)
15. Eric Wheelshift (200 laps)
16. Peter DePedal (200 laps)
17. Tony Lightspeed (200 laps)
18. Jason Camber (200 laps)
19. Jacob Oaks (200 laps/sat the pole but 18 cars passed him due to pitstop error)
20. William Jameson (200 laps)
21. George Pacer (199 laps)
22. Clint Turner (199 laps)
23. Rob Pipis (199 laps)
24. Jamie Gears (199 laps)
25. Joey Wheelstop (199 laps)
26. Slider Petrolski (199 laps)
27. Connor Dave (199 Laps)
28. Garry Niki (199 Laps)
29. Tim Carllison (199 Laps)
30. Landon Niki (199 Laps)
31. Perry Watson (199 Laps)
32. Alan Tipler (199 Laps)
33. Ruby Nightcar (199 Laps)
34. David Bulliron (191 laps/punctured a tire)
35. Riley (184 laps/crashed)
36. Jeff Hammer (175 laps/got slammed into the wall by Russel)
37. Russel Axler (175 laps/slammed Jeff Hammer into the wall)
38. Manny Flywheel (175 laps/crashed)
39. Lenny Power (175 laps/crashed)
40. Eddie Cartwheel (175 laps/crashed)
41. Laura Whiteford (175 laps/fatal crash)
42. Toot Racer (146 laps/was pushed by Arthur McBrake)
43. Arthur McBrake (Pennzoil racer resembling Darren Leadfoot) (146 laps/pushed Toot Racer)