Shrek vs Darth Vader

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SHREK VS DARTH VADER

PART 1 THE PHANTOM ONION

Sanic: "Shrek... Shrek wake up we have 3 weeks to train DARTH VADER IS COMING!!" "Coming hes already here." said DARTH FARQUAAD! Sanic: "STAND BACK SHREK!" Sanic pulled out his lightsaber as Farquaad pulled out his triple bladed lightsaber and prepared for battle. Farquaad: "NO MORE HYSTERIA!" SAID FARQUAAD! Farquaad charged forward trying to rip through Sanic but Sanic force pushed Farquaad away "Lets go Shrek." said Sanic "Alright!" said Shrek as Farquaad continued to push through "I'm gonna need to turn." said Farquaad "When do sith learn" Sanic says as he uses his lightsaber to cut off Farquaads shoulder. "We must go and train you Shrek." said Sanic "We must train you to defeat Darth Vader and Darth Sheev." said Sanic Shrek replied "What kinda training?" "A good Jedi's gotta train." said Sanic. but DARTH FARQUAAD CAME BACK (Now with spider shoulder) and SHREK BACKED up and Sanic gave Shrek a lightsaber and told him to "Run I'll find you." Shrek ran as Sanic and Farquaad fought again. Farquaad throws his lightsaber at Sanic who doges and force pushes Farquaad who gets stabbed by his own saber but hes not dead. Farquaad grabs his lightsaber and starts slashing at Sanic who uses his lightsaber to block all the hits. But Farquaad to start charging up another attack and is nearly felled but Sanic the wisest of the Lich to save him and he stab as Sanic doges and cuts off Farquaads legs. Meanwhile Shrek is running to the only place he knows the training swamp and Shrek then bumps into a Donkey "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Says the Donkey "S-So-Sor-Sorr-Sorry" says Shrek as he keeps on going to the training swamp "Lets find and mug that guy." said Patrick. Donkey replied "LETS DO!". Shrek made it to the training swamp and found a message when he played it the princess Waluigi said "I need your help Sanic please your my only hope." "Sanic my uncle/ soon to be master Sanic?" Shrek thought. But he lost his train of thought when Donkey and Patrick showed up "50 bucks up front." "My goodness some people." said Sanic. Donkey and Patrick screamed. Patrick: "Oh its just one of those force believers." "Want proof?" said Sanic. Just then a pipe came down ready to kill Patrick and Donkey but it was stopped by the force being used by Sanic. Then Sanic pushed the pipe away "That proof?" Sanic said. Patrick: "Yes?" "Good now le-- when do they quit..." (Voom) DARTH FARQUAAD RETURNED!! "YOU WILL DIE!!" he said "You did that yourself." Sanic replied the fight began for the last time. Shrek, Patrick, and Donkey went to hide as Farquaad started slashing at Sanic who dodged and blocked all of the attacks. Sanic force pushed Farquaad then threw Farquaad into some mud. As Farquaad was picking himself up, he heard something behind him but did not it was a force trick by Sanic who showed up behind Farquaad and force deactivated his robotic legs. Sanic then cut off one of Farquaads arms Farquaad retaliated with a slash at Sanic but he failed. "Go home jedi dont kill... Unless we must."  said Sanic to Farquaad. Sanic then threw Farquaad back to the star destroyer. "So is that it?" said Shrek "I hope..." said Sanic. Meanwhile at the star destroyer "You disappoint me Farquaad." said DARTH VADER! "Please forgi-" said Farquaad being cut off by Vader "Why should I forgive you?" Vader asked "I BEG PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!" FRAQUAAD BEGGED "I forgive..." said Vader "THANK YOU MY LOR--" said Farquaad being cut off again. "Those who answer." said Vader who then stabbed Farquaad in the head killing Farquaad. "Master we are close to the training swamp..." said Darth Vader "Good" said Darth Sheev. Back at the training swamp Shrek trains ageist a flying laser thingy. "Use the force Shrek... Use the force." said Sanic.

PART 2 ATTACK OF THE TITANS

"WAAAHH ME AND SANIC WILL BLOW YOU UP WAH!" yelled Waluigi "Hes been like this all day." said a stormtrooper "Sometimes I just wanna shoot her." said another stormtrooper. "YOU'LL HAVE TO KILL ME!" exclaimed Waluigi. "Thats what shooting you will do." said the stormtrooper. "OH I FORGOT!" yelled Waluigi. "Wait I hear footstep-- Its him..." said the first stormtrooper. DARTH VADER WALKED BY with Farquaads robot legs. "I heard hes the one who killed Darth Farquaad." said the second stormtrooper. "Its rude to talk about someone whos listening." said Vader "SORRY" said the 2 stormtroopers "I WILL END YOU ME AND SANIC!!!" said Waluigi "Hes been like this all day." said the second stormtrooper. "Work on her." said Vader. "YES SIR!" said the 2 stormtroopers. Meanwhile at the training swamp Shrek has become better at using the force and has also become better with the lightsaber. Donkey and Patrick have become acquaintances. But little did they know COUNT RUMPELSTILTSKIN WAS COMING! In the swamp Shrek has found a mysterious woman called Fiona. Fiona is a retired Jedi Master. The day Fiona tells Shrek that she has a jedi holocron is the day of her death. "SHREK you are the chosen one the one to kill Darth Sheev and defeat Darth Vader." says Fiona "Thats alot of info." says Shrek "Indeed." says the voice of a man falling from the sky. "I am COUNT RUMPELSTILTSKIN time to die Shrek" says the man falling from the sky as they landed. Rumpelstiltskin pulls out his lightsaber. Shrek: "Oh dear I didnt expect that" Shrek and Rumpelstiltskin begin their fight. Shrek tries force push Rumpelstiltskin but to no avail. Rumpelstiltskin spits at Shrek's eyes then he starts spinning him and his lightsaber. Shrek keeps  Rumpelstiltskin in place with the force. He moves forward and grabs Rumpelstiltskin's face between his hands. Then Rumpelstiltskin cuts off Shreks hand "SHREK" says Fiona."HAHAHAHA" says Rumpelstiltskin "AGHGH" says Shrek who just lost his hand. Meanwhile Patrick and Donkey heard something so when they investigate it they find Thelonious "Ahh so Sam-I-am had his son Patrick come. Look over there your army as you asked TITANS!" says Thelonious "My dad wanted this?" says Patrick "What in the-Sam-hell?" says Donkey. Thelonious: "I did this with the help of Puss-n-boots!" "Ahh yes the TITANS are powerful beings." says Puss-n-boots "Ahh yes may we see you ALONE." says Patrick. Boots is a bounty hunter capturing him is big money so when he doesn't expect it may be easier. "So how much are you?" asks Donkey "20003000$" Boots answers "Thats more than enough" Patrick says. "Oh you wanna catch me?" says Puss n'boots "Then lets dance" Donkey kicks Puss n'boots and Patrick throws Puss n'boots into a wall. The wall sticks into a power line. Puss n'boots pulls out his sword and stabs Donkey in the leg "OH OH OH AGH" Donkey yells as he stumbles around "DONKEY you WILL pay for that" Patrick says.Puss: "Oh but will you?" "YES! Thats what I said." Patrick replies. Patrick tries to grab Puss n' boots but to no avail "Oh I dont fall for the same thing 2 times" Patrick says "STOP! blaster time." Patrick pulls out his blaster and Puss' sword cant block the beams "impossible" says puss n' boots. Patrick grabs Donkey and throws him at Puss n'. "holy shit" says Puss n' boots as he gets shot in the arm by Donkey. "Time to take him in." says Donkey. "Not so fast my royal scum." says DARTH VADER "Dear god." says Patrick "Its him." says Puss n' boots "RUN PATRICK!" says Donkey Patrick starts running to Thelonious "RELEASE THE TITANS NOW PLEASE!" says Patrick just then Thelonious falls we see DARTH SHEEV is the cause. Meanwhile at the training swamp "STAND BACK LADY!" says Shrek. Shrek is fighting Count Rumpelstiltskin still "I AM A JEDI IN TRAINING!" says Shrek. "How bout a SITH LORD!" says Rumpelstiltskin "How bout a JEDI MASTER!" says Sanic "Lets double team him." Shrek says "OH DEA-- wait Fiona is that you OH DEAR IT IS YOU you old jedi master." Rumpelstiltskin says "IT IS YOU!" Sanic says surprised "Oh dear Im in a doozy" Fiona says. "DOESNT MATTER NOW!! GET HIM!!" Sanic says about to attack Rumpelstiltskin. Sanic is stopping Shrek from attacking waiting for Rumpelstiltskin to strike first and he does he starts SPINNING AROUND and then he throws his lightsaber stabbing Sanic in the hand but Sanic and Shrek both hold Rumpelstiltskin in place with the force. "Skedaddle ske--" Shrek gets cut off by the ARMORED TITAN "Oh NO!!!" Rumpelstiltskin says. 3 minutes ago Patrick: "Uhh he he I was not going to release a TITAN!" Darth Sheev: "Hm ok you are lying now... You will die HAAA" Patrick gets shocked "UNLIMITED POWER!!!" Sheev says "Egggh (Wait that lever says bring out the ARMORED TITAN)" Patrick screams/thinks he starts moving towards the lever but Sheev starts shocking the lever but that only brings out the ARMORED TITAN "I must go" Sheev says "Oh dear your lives will be spared" DARTH VADER SAYS. "Hey Rumpelstiltskin why not get promoted by killing that" Shrek says "Let us help him" Sanic replies as they throw Rumpelstiltskin on the ARMORED TITAN! Rumpelstiltskin starts slashing at the ARMORED TITAN wanting not to die but he got hit all the way back into the star destroyer. Sheev: "Well that failed..." Vader: "Miserably especially you Rumpelstiltskin." Rumpelstiltskin: "DONT KILL ME!" Vader: "We wont yet..." BACK AT THE TRAINING SWAMP

Shrek: "What now?" "We must see Patrick I hope that will help. Come Fiona." 3 minutes later "SHREK!!!" Patrick and Donkey "I can stop this also these TITANS are our army ARMORED TITAN! REST AT THE TRAINING SWAMP!!!" all the Titans go to the training swamp and sleep

BACK AT THE TRAINING SWAMP

Donkey: "We almost had him." Sanic: "I'd say your lucky your not dead that was DARTH SHEEV” "I was more scared Darth Vader." Patrick says "Its been a long day guys I just wanna go to bed." Shrek says

THE STAR DESTROYER

(VROOM) DARTH VADER: "You will tell me where your army is." "WAH wah oh uhh uhh NO Never?" Waluigi says "YOU WILL TELL ME" VADER SAYS. I warned to this was stupid