VaughnFryWillDie

He is comedian that doesent like Lord of the Rings. Has scowling face, fit to a bad guys henchman in a movie. also carries around a plastic cup. He looks like 15 and 50 at the same time.

He is lame stand up comedian that tries to be edgy with his jokes, but all of them have weak and overly used punchlines. His serious video is better comedy.

## Why The Lord of the Rings Sucks!

He wants to talk about how bad LOTR is because Christmas was coming up and Hobbit movies with them.

If he gets names wrong he doesent give a shit and has only seen movies once, so he is qualified to tell that they "suck dick".

If Sauron is defeated by humans when he has the ring, what difference does it make if he gets the ring back? "None!, shit!"

Humor in the films is just juvenile slap-stick, like hobbits playing with fireworks is humor in the Fellowship of the Ring. Only times people laugh is when they are not supposed to, like when Smeagol is talking to himself, the jump-cut between the two personalities.

Andy Serkises performance as Gollum is not that good. Anyone can do motion capture stuff and they can edit their fuck ups out and anyone can do voices. "wopedy-doo"

Battles are redundant. Main characters enter in battles and they are the only once that get out of it alive? not the kids or other knights? "Blow my ass"

Doors open and the Orcs just fall over, showing how much of untouchable the main cast is. Sauron should get the ring so that the main cast could get some kind of challenge, as they don't lose battle sand don't get hurt or loose limbs, and Shaun bean dies since he does that in every movie.

Gandalf has magic, which is used to solve all problems, but he doesent use it to, for example "magic his ass to Mountain" or use Eagles to fly to the horses to the mountain. all Gandalf does is fight some dragon in Moriah and then climbs to top of the mountain to continue fighting it and dies and then is resurrected, which makes all death pointless as now people can come back to life.

Second and third movie are boring as they have castle assault that's are too similar.

Movies structure doesent work for trilogy, as First movie has nothing accomplished besides the quest has started, while Star Wars the first movie ends with the destruction of the Death Star.

Multiple endings are bad as they fake out the ending.

Peter Jackson should have made the movies shorter as they didn't need to be this long

thinks movie shouldn't follow the books story as the movie is for people that have not seen the book its absed on, and they should not try to please the fans by following books laid out plot, as all the difference will piss the book readers off and they wont ever be happy. You don't want to use the plot of the medium the movie is based on as then you will know what is going to happen.

Resident Evil movies are better as they surprise the viewer and the player as they don't know what will happen in the movies.

He didn't read the books and won't now as he saw the movies.

## Stand Up

Tells how swat team attacked him in Amazing Spider-man movie theater because he made comments to young girls and they misunderstood it as him trying to abduct them.

His white, so he doesn't talk to cops on regular basis.

And if cyborgs try to kill him, he would want to first delete all the child porn from his computer.

## Trivia

* Magic is also called "Dick Sex Machina" in his language.
* Probably can't read.
* Only some people laugh to his "jokes", and gave him pity claps.
* Arthur Fleck stand-up was better than his. Even Stephen Hawkins, and that man can't stand up.
* He is pissed at any movie that's based on a book because if you know the book you don't like when something is left out and he wonders "Why are you even here? if you know the story, then you are wasting your time watching it here. Movie should be for the people that haven't read the book. "
* Doesn't like that YouTube has dislike button.
* He will literally die on his hill and wont back down, even it it kills him.

## Quotes

*"If you think that Oscar worthy stuff, you need to quit watching movies"* -On Andy Serkises performance as Gollum

*"Gandalf pisses me off"*

*"I'm just going to say this and you can come kill me, I don't give a shit"*

*"There is argument to be made that Resident Evil series s better than the Lord of the Rings series."*

*"But they don't have magic now do they!?!"*- One reason how Resident Evil Movies are better LOTR