Taco Chronicles

**Taco Chronicles** is one of the first RPGs in the Object RPG Canon, canonically and in real life (done in 2015-early 2016.) It follows Piranha Pipe, Lollipop, Yoshi Cookie and more object heroes as they set to take down General Taco and his colleagues General 3DS and General Butter Knife.

## Plot

### Prologue

One night at Dream Island, Taco devises a plan to take over the world with Butter Knife as his second-hand man. In order to do it, they would need to take over Dream Island first before anything else. How do they go about doing this? Butter Knife suggests they capture Clover and take over the concert going on within the casino, and that's what they end up doing, before being stopped by Coffee, a dumb but good-willed (and soon to be object hero.) After Taco and Butter knife fail, they escape and decide to gather up their forces first before trying again.

Around this time is when they contract a fellow named **3DS** onto the team. He can't seem to be able to remember his past, but he has seemingly built-in intentions of doing harm to others... I wonder who he got that from...

### Chapter 1

Chapter 1 is the longest chapter out of all three, and it comprises of most of the roleplay.

#### Inferno Fields

A few days after the "Clover Takeover" incident, Piranha Pipe is traversing around Inferno Fields, planning on meeting up with Lollipop, a friend, once more. However, the locals in the area are suddenly very aggressive and give the heroes some trouble in doing so. It appears they've grown more aggressive due to the numerous attempted takeovers by General Taco in the area. After saving Lollipop from falling off a balance beam, PP hears General Taco on the loudspeaker. He taunts PP and tells the hero group about his plans, which PP and the others aren't too keen with. After that, PP follows his airship in an attempt to stop him from taking over Object Island and eventually the globe.

#### Lavender Canyon

After going through a tunnel, the heroes end up in Lavender Canyon. Coffee decides to part ways with the group, for now. Not much happens during this part of the adventure.

#### Hot Plate Desert

The heroes finally reach the Hot Plate Desert, and boy it sure is HOT. They encounter more of those Mega Plate dudes in this area and have to deal with Lava Mint, a guardian of one of the temples in the region. They're no pushover, but the heroes manage to get past. Afterwards, they manage to catch up to General Taco's ship, and latch onto the side before it takes off. Due to the ship's high speed, they get thrown off onto the ground below.

#### Polluted Canyon

Piranha Pipe and Lollipop wake up realizing they appear to be in the middle of some sort of landfill. It turns out it's just Polluted Canyon, a place where the nearby town appears to be dumping all their sewage and garbage. The two adventure the only direction they know: forward. Eventually they encounter the gate to Joytown, which appears to be blocked by a mysterious figure... No matter what they say, the gatekeeper won't let them pass, so they end up fighting (undertale-style for some reason. don't blame me, blame my 2016 self.) After the fight, the figure reveals they are Green Sphere and they let them pass.

After heading through the town, PP meets up with General 3DS. He seems to have gained much strength ever since he joined the villainous alliance. He merges with his 3DSNoids in order to gain massive size, in which PP responds with a mega mushroom. The two duke it out, with PP coming out the victor. General 3DS scurries away, leaving the hero group in the dust.