FabFive Quotes

Simply type funny quotes we've all said to each over the course of our friendship. The code to put your quote in the special format is:
{{Quote|<typequote>|<typewhosaidquote>}}.

So like for example: {{Quote|I played with my poop.|Haley Coyne}}

Would come out like this.

"*I played with my poop.*"
— Haley Coyne

Have fun!

"*BITCH DON'T FUCK WITH ME*"
— Adam Montana

"*I'm going to have normal sex.*"
— Haley Coyne

"*Stfu you black ass swordfish.*"
— Lil Shawtee Dor to Adam

"*I can suck my own dick, it tastes like warm piss and cotton*"
— Adam Montana

"*You fake ass squirrel bitch.*"
— Trap Queen Maddy

"*If you hit the right nerve, I might shit ;)*"
— Adam Montana

"*Ugh I'm trying to shave my dick and butt hole but none of the damn clippers work*"
— Adam Montana

"*I'm gonna be home alone all week and I want a clean cut dick so I can fap all day long.*"
— Adam Montana

"*Yee Haw!*"
— Adam Montana

"*I want to tongue you down*"
— Slaymian on PMs to Trap Queen Maddy

"*I would say kys but I'm nice*"
— Lil Shawtee Dor

"*Did Dor's goldfish ass leave me is2g I will soak her head in chlorine until she drowns*"
— Trap Queen Maddy

"*I want Maddy to go back to Spain.*"
— Slaymian

"*Damian is that white 13 year old best friend.*"
— Haley Coyne

"*HAAAAA NIGGA YOU FUNNIER THAN DOR'S GAPPED TEETH HOW THEY LOOK WHEN SHE TRY AND EAT MY PUSSY*"
— Trap Queen Maddy

"*Seriously tho, my man gotta have his D pierced, like if not then I'll get my equipment and do it to him myself whilst he's asleep at night ;)*"
— Trap Queen Maddy

"*Bitch eat me*"
— Haley Coyne

"*STFU you skinny Adam mini me*"
— Haley Coyne reffering to Slaymian

"*My pussy so sweet it gives niggas type 3 Diabetes*"
— Trap Queen Maddy

"*Adam was working the ghost shift*"
— Nessa Jay

"*Open my pussy like church doors*"
— Damian impersonating Maddy

"*Haley: Hi DorothyDamian: nigga i aint dorothy*"
— Haley mistaking Damian for Dorothy

"*Lol Dami, only one thing can burst this pussy ;)*"
— Nessa Jay

"*HEY DOR, BECKY G CALLED SHE WANTS HER GAP BACK*"
— Trap Queen Maddy

"*I once got horny over a special Ed nigga*"
— Adam Montana

"*Damian: Where is Nessa?Adam: Nessa is watching Naruto or some shit.Maddy: playing with her titties*"
— Maddy being stupid and hilarious at the same time

"*No you fruity gay, I would rather have 5 dicks in my mouth than suck a nasty hairy pussy*"
— Haley Coyne referring to Damian

"*Delia looks like a homeless Korean woman*"
— Adam Montana

"*I be like nigga I'll shout your name into my nigga's anus fuck I want to*"
— Slaymian referring to niggas who say "Keep my name out ya mouth"

"*Bleed buckets*"
— Adam Montana

"*You look like one of those fat bitches that fingers herself every forty-five minutes or whenever your mother leaves the house.*"
— Adam Montana

"*Can I see your nudes?*"
— Slaymian on PMs to Trap Queen Maddy

"*Slaymian: Have you thought about majoring in Exercise Science because you're fat af bih????Beastly on TOP: Excuse me?~Kim Namjoon has left the chat~*"
— Slaymian

"*Slaymian: Where tay go im tryna be cordial here?Trap Queen Maddy: Prolly seasoning herselfTurkey Tay: I'm not saltyTrap Queen Maddy: Salt is a seasoning* "
— Trap Queen Maddy referring to Turkey Tay

"*Gurl I ain't got all day, the turkey is already in the oven*"
— Trap Queen Maddy waiting for Turkey Tay to clapback

"*Spooky titties*"
— Slaymian referring to Turkey Tay's titties

"*FIRST OF ALL I THOUGHT I SEEN THE LAST OF YOU AT THANKSGIVING? GOBBLE GOBBLE BITCH. SECOND OF ALL YOU LOOK LIKE AN ONION RING WITHOUT THE BREADCRUMBSTurkey Tay: I agreeTrap Queen Maddy: THATS RIGHT SIS, KNOW WHO YOU FUCKIN WITH NEXT TIME YOU JUMP INTO THE OVEN*"
— Trap Queen Maddy after Turkey Tay gives her an open invitation to roast her

"*Slaymian: Taylor how's that Australian boyfriend too. Yall was my OTP ibnidaTurkey Tay: He dumped me bout a year agoTrap Queen Maddy: Why? Is he a vegetarian? Vegan?Turkey Tay: He is vegetarian actuallySlaymian: Makes sense. Couldn't eat out a dead bird, I mean-*"
— Trap Queen Maddy and Slaymian roasting Turkey Tay

"*Trap Queen Maddy: Remember when Tay found out her mans was gay? It takes a REAL stank pussy to make ur mans turned off to pussy for the rest of his life lmaoSlaymian: Yeah his Tony Hawk reject lookin ass, OOP!*"
— Trap Queen Maddy and Slaymian roasting Turkey Tay

"*Trap Queen Maddy: Any last comments? Or you still got stuffing in ya mouth?Turkey Tay: I think I look like Christmas yamsTrap Queen Maddy: SHE LOOK LIKE SOME PALE ASS YAMS*"
— Trap Queen Maddy

"*So Turkey, I mean Tay. How does it feel to be a festive dish, yet ya pussy drier than the Bantu desert?*"
— Slaymian roasting Turkey Tay

"*Dor: ~sends a pic of the shrimp from Spongebob in the groupchat~An intoxicated Slaymian: Dor sent a pic? Lemme see. DAMN THAT BIH UGLY*"
— Slaymian mistaking the cartoon shrimp for Dor

"*Trap Queen Maddy: So what are yall finna wear to the hunger games tomorrow?Adam: I think I'm going for a Haley-esqe attire wearing wire-framed glasses and stuffing my titties with raw cookie dough to enhance the plumpness.*"
— Adam Montana describing his post-inauguration outfit plans

"*I love cumming, especially when my load busts far. Skeet skeet water gun.*"
— Adam Montana