Impossible Quiz 2

1. Where does the general keep his armies? *Up his sleevies*
2. Which of the following do you need to build a green house? *Paint*
3. Which is the largest? *Earth*
4. What is this? *American*
5. Frank says... *Type Carrot, Arse, or Udder*
6. How many letters in this sentence? *8*
7. Use the right key! *Press the right key on your keyboard*
8. Where does the Great Wall of China start? *10 letters in*
9. Evolve! *Tap the tadpole thing until it evolves. (Also grab the skip that swings by on the right)*
10. What happens when you p...p...p... pick up a penguin? *Drag the words "a penguin" up with your mouse. You will find the answer.*
11. Put the mouse on here. *Follow the instructions. For the love of god, don't rush.*
12. Answer this question upside-down! *Fine.*
13. What do Germans water their garden with? *Lederhosen.*
14. Just click the question number twice. *Click the question number twice.* **(I had no idea what to call this one. I usually just name it after the question or the first piece of text to pop on screen, but I kinda suck at it when there's literally no text.)**
15. What is god? *A backwards dog.*
16. What is the name of the impossible quiz cat? *Chris.*
17. Brown! *Put your mouse over the brown balloon when it appears.*
18. What is Spider-man's favorite food? *Fly sandwiches.*
19. What is this? *Fusestopper.*
20. Uh-Oh! *Flip the light switch and tap the purple thing on the mans ear before tapping the rest.* **(It gives you a fusestopper for the bomb. You can just do it really quickly too.)**
21. How many questions does the very first impossible quiz have? *30.*
22. What is candy floss made out of? *Pink clouds.*
23. Win! *Drag the circle (from the question number) to the winning spot of the tic-tac-toe board.*
24. Which of the following can be found under the sea? *Space.*
25. When is a door not a door? *When it's a jar.*
26. A flock of seagulls approach you. What do you do? *You run. You run so far away.*
27. Quick! Press one! *Press the number 1 on your keyboard.*
28. What is this? *This is Sparta!*
29. Search! *Click on the lower half of the right side of the water. (Also somewhere underneath the letters ch, there's a skip to grab. Yes, it looks like a bomb. No, it won't kill you.)*
30. How many holes in a rolo? *Click the 0 on the question number.*
31. How do you get two whales in a car? *Drive down the M4.*
32. Pick nose. *Click the finger.*
33. The answer looks like a pair of bare arses. *Click the question number.*
34. Press this to kill you before the bomb does! *Press the big button labeled "DEATH." (Hint, hint, no you won't die).*
35. How do you play darts with a baby? *Aim for the face.*
36. Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff? *Tequila.*
37. You require one elephant. *Wait, scroll, do something. Anything. I don't even know the answer to this.*
38. Mash! *Press the space bar as fast as you can.*
39. Put the mouse on here! *Same as question 11 but you become invisible halfway.*
40. Which impossible quiz can help you find hidden meanings? *Toucan.*
41. Click the smallest. *Wait until one circle shrinks (there's also a fusestopper in the bottom right).*
42. Pig buster!! No!!1 *Drag the clenched fist to the other persons face. Then watch the show.*
43. (y) *The answer is* 👍
44. All your base belongs to us. You are on the way to destruction. *What you say!!*
45. Old McDonald had a farm. *Click the E in "I see..." and then the I in "I see..." until you have EIEI, then click the O in "O rly?" to make EIEIO.*
46. Where's Orion's belt? *Around Orion's waist.*
47. What is this? *Universal Serial Bus.*
48. Where do Universal Serial Buses pick up their passengers? *USB ports.*
49. Frank says... *Press delete loads of times.*
50. Badly drawn dog. *Wait until the dog comes across the bone and click it's mouth a lot. Then once it starts growling rub it's back until the meter is filled. Then wait until it's over.*
51. Five animals took part in a yacht race. Which came last? *Camel. (Camel ast.)*
52. Weird jeenie pot. *Rub the lamp until the mysterious creature comes out.*
53. Click where the arrows pointing. *Click the g in "pointing."*
54. Put the mouse on here. *Just do it.*
55. How do you get pikachu onto a bus? *Pokemon.*
56. Crime is a shit that needs wiping up. *Click the "lol micro... silly."*
57. How many letters in the answer? *Four.*
58. Stars. *Just watch.*
59. How do you make varnish disappear? *Move the r in varnish.*
60. Do not pull. *Pull the damn thing. Pull it as much as you can.*
61. Why did the chicken cross the road? *To get to the other side.*
62. Which cheese is made backwards? *Edam.*
63. What is the 17th letter of the alphabet? *Click the Q at the bottom of your screen. (Also tap the e in "Henry VIII" for a free skip)*
64. Spot the difference! There's 6 by the way. *No eyebag, planet, no fork in background, no tooth at the end, weird thing next to big spatula on the right.*
65. What is a cow's favorite beverage? *Goats blood.*
66. Tf do I call this. *Pull out the leaves and tap his right eye (also get the fusestopper).*
67. Put your mouse here? *Very complicated version of question 39. Press green button. Message will pop up saying something like "The code is 8275!" **(Which is useful on question 100)** Then go get the key to the door.*
68. Would you like a checkpoint now? *Checkpoints are for the weak and mentally challenged.*
69. 69-67=? *Wait until the bomb gets to 2 and click it.*
70. The fate of Chris is in your hands! *Watch Chris get beaten up. RIP Chris.*
71. What is insanely great? *28·8kbs MODEM.*
72. ?/The strawberry. *Violence.* **Had to change it a bit because I suck at typing fractions, you get it.**
73. Dinos? *Click the scissors a lot.*
74. Click 'Yes' to exit. *No.*
75. How many times do you have to punch a cat in the face until it loses consciousness? *13.*
76. You have 40 in one hand and 20 in the other. What have you got? *AIDS.*
77. Which of the following are you most likely to see in America? *Big fat bloke.*
78. Goofy ahh jukebox. *Unwind it quickly.*
79. Dragon here, please. *Drag the word "on" where it should be.*
80. Where's the best place to look for blue tits? *In a corpses bra.*
81. Click the answer. *Click the box near the bottom right.*
82. If you think long enough, the answer's obvious. *Obvious*
83. Weird worm (tf?) *Drag something to the side and click the worm.*
84. Can you still remember? *Blue, red, blue, yellow.*
85. When is the impossible quiz 3 coming out? *NEVAR!*
86. Which letter comes after T? *F.*
87. Watch carefully. *Click the egg that the arrow points to (one next to the one at the very top?)*
88. This isn't as hard as it looks... *Wait until the bomb explodes, then click near the question.*
89. An englishman, an irishman, and a scotsman walk into a bar... *I'd have thought that at least one of them would have ducked.*
90. Steven. A bomb. And many other things. *TL:DR.*
91. Sonic girl kys? *Click her head. Kill her.*
92. How many lives do you have? *None. I'm on question 92 of the Impossible Quiz 2. :(*
93. Click the odd one out. *Click the damn sentence.*
94. What breaks when you say it? *Silence.*
95. Ascending! *Click on the 4th person, then the 7th person, 3rd person, last person, first person, 5th person, then 2nd person. You might have to click them all twice. Once it appears, press the arrow that says "ENOUGH."*
96. Click the smallest. *Click the amount of lives you have.*
97. What's found at the centre of a black hole? *Click the "K" in black hole.*
98. How many times have lemurs been mentioned in this quiz? *5.*
99. Balloon thing. *Pop red balloons until you have 99 of them.*
100. Turn off the universe. *Code is 8275 (remember, question 67?) then flip the switch and watch.*
101. Chris says... *Type the alphabet.*
102. Drag the stuff out of the way. *Then click on the cat.*
103. What color is Chris's collar? *Red. **(He doesn't even have one but like okay.)***
104. Glass. *Scrub the dirt off of the glass very quickly.*
105. Search! *Pull down the question number. Flip the switch.*
106. WTF MAN. *Switch out the watermelon with one of the dude's eyeballs then put the eyeball in the guys empty socket in the middle.*
107. What is the name of the impossible quiz cat? *This one?*
108. Put the mouse on here! *Get to the end. Warning: The track becomes invisible.*
109. What is this? *Graphite.*
110. Click the red square! *Find and click the red square(s).*
111. Chris says... *Type tebahpla eth. (The alphabet backwards)*
112. Chris. *Do the can in the can opener and feed the damn cat. (ew)*
113. Which color is the nicest? *Select the color that looks like Chris's fur.*
114. Brush teef. *Brush Chris's teeth off.*
115. What is Chris's favorite day of the week? *Caturday.*
116. Shapes. *Put the shapes where they belong. Quickly.*
117. Can I introduce you please, to a lump of cheddar cheese? *Knit one pearl one drop one curl one.*
118. Press tab. *Press tab 50 times.*
119. How do you defuse a frank bomb?

**Not finished, I'll complete it tomorrow. By not finished I mean it's not finished even in the notebook. I'll delete this once I update it.**