South Park Lost Episode- Cartman's Gone Too Far

Growing up, I've seen some adult animated sitcoms, such as *Family Guy*, *American Dad!*, *The Cleveland Show!*, *Futurama*, *King Of The Hill*, *The Simpsons*, and even *South Park*. When it came to South Park, my favorite characters were Kyle Broflovsky, Kenny McCormick, Stan Marsh and Leopold "Butters" Scotch. My *least* favorite character was none other than Eric Theodore Cartman, who was nothing more than a bratty, selfish, manipulative, Anti-Semitic irredeemable monster in human form, who'd more than likely screw over his so-called "friends" for a Cheesy Poof. And I'd love nothing more than to see Cartman actually be held accountable for his actions.

I was watching the first two episodes of *RWBY* Volume 9. Until, I got a knock on the door, and my younger sister handed me a DVD in a small plastic case. It had the words "South Park Lost Episode" crudely written in Sharpie.

"Where'd ya get this, sis?" I asked, curious.

"Well, some guy just gave it away for free, because his son left for college." my sister explained.

Later, after I finished dinner, got chores done, and took both the trash and recycling bins down to the curb, I popped the DVD into my PS4, and before the episode played, I looked to see the two people who created South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

"Hello, viewers." said Matt, with a serious expression on his face. "A lot of those who've been longtime fans of *South Park* have been asking the question: What if Cartman got written out of the show, instead of Kenny, and this time, he was written out for good?"

"Now, we know that Cartman can be a bit of a sociopath, due to the whole "nurture-vs-nature" routine his mom's been doing by enabling his shitty-ass behavior." said Trey, equally serious. "But, anyhow, here's what would have happened in future seasons, in which Cartman actually faced repercussions for his actions. Here's Episode 32.5: "Cartman's Gone Too Far"."

"Enjoy, everyone!" said Matt and Trey in unison.

I understand that they were showing an episode in where Cartman was finally getting his just punishment after all these seasons, such as attempting to blackmail their new politically correct school principal, tricking poor Butters into being trapped into a bomb-shelter, etc. But, the episode's title was a dead giveaway.

The opening song played, as per usual.

It cuts to the interior of South Park Elementary School, where we see Stan having a conversation with Kenny. Kenny, which was out of character for him, had his hoodie off, revealing his face.

"So, how's everything going on your end, Kenny?" Stan asked his friend.

"They're doing somewhat alright. My dad's getting his wisdom-teeth pulled, so he'll be a little woozy and queasy after the operation." said Kenny, explaining everything. "My sister and brother are doing fine too."

"That's good to hear." said Stan, smiling a little. "Things in my family are going back to normal, since my dad's no longer into the weed business, thank god. And Shelley's getting her braces removed."

"Really? That's great news!" said Kenny, smiling a little. "Now your family can finally go back to normal."

"Hopefully, it will." said Stan.

Meanwhile, it shows Cartman having hatched up another hare-brained scheme, having brought some bottle-rockets onto campus, and having them strapped to Butters's back.

"This is the best plan I ever came up with! Absolutely genius!" said Cartman, grinning like a sociopath. He then took out a matchbox, and struck a match. As the bottle rockets burned, instead of propelling Butters, some of them detached, and one of them ended up hitting Tweak in the face, scalding him. Tweak yowled in pain, and Cartman's eyes went wide. He made a run for it. Kyle chased after him.

"GODDAMN IT, CARTMAN!" Kyle barked, absolutely fed-up with how Cartman had hurt some students.

Cartman sped across the playground, until Kyle, Stan and Kenny arrived to apprehend him.

"Let the fuck go of me!" Cartman bellowed, as he was slowly being dragged back to campus.

"We know that you brought those Chinese bottle-rockets onto the campus, Cartman." said Stan, scowling. "It's high-time you faced the music."

Cartman then proceeded to hoof Stan in the crotch, before snapping his arm, and then headbutted him square in the face. Kenny tried to detain Cartman, until the heavy-set boy then proceeded to headbutt Kenny in the face hard enough to break his nose and several teeth. Kyle managed to get Cartman into a headlock, but then Cartman bit the Jewish boy on the arm hard enough to draw blood, and then kicked Kyle in the nuts before slugging him in the face. Cartman panted heavily, until Stan's old girlfriend, Wendy Testaberger, alongside Tolkien Black, Craig Tucker, and Clyde Turner, arrived. Wendy then jabbed a taser into Cartman's neck, whereas Clyde and Craig restrained his arms, and Tolkien knocked Cartman out cold.

Mr. Mackey noticed what had happened, and knew that Cartman caused all of this. He called 911 to have Kyle, Stan, and Kenny taken to the hospital, while a battered and bruised Cartman was dragged to the principal's office.

"Eric. Eric Cartman, LOOK AT ME RIGHT NOW." said a voice belonging to Mr. Mackey, who looked absolutely livid. Even PC Principal was furious. "Are you aware of what you have done?"

"N..No." said Cartman.

"Your actions resulted in numerous students getting hurt. Kyle, Stan, Tweak, and Kenny are in the hospital, and Butters is now seeking therapy!" said Mr. Mackey, angrily.

Cartman gulped. He now knew that his fate was sealed.

"What do you have to say for yourself!?" said another teacher, Mr. Garrison.

"I just wanted to spice things up." said Cartman.

"That's no excuse." said Mr. Garrison. "We're giving you an opportunity to try and learn from your mistakes. But, all you've done is caused problems for everyone here. you've committed numerous Anti-Semitic hate-crimes against Kyle's family. You forced sexual acts on Butters. You gave the staff cupcakes laced with ungodly powerful laxatives. We don't know what else to do."

"Actually, there *is*." said PC Principal, scowling. "As far as I'm concerned, as long as he's a student here, this school isn't safe." he then turned to face Cartman "There won't be a detention or suspension. Wanna know *why*?" he then scowled "Because your sorry ass is officially *expelled* from South Park Elementary!"

Cartman's eyes widened, "W-Wait, you can't be serious!"

"I'm serious, alright." said PC Principal "I suggest you pack up all your stuff. I already informed your mother, and she's decided she's fed-up, too. So, for your actions, you're getting shipped off to a reform school far away from here as possible."

Cartman looked shocked, and he reluctantly left. After he packed up all his school-stuff, he looked to see a van for the local JDC arrive.

"But, before you can attend classes at the reform-school, you're going to JDC until you're 18 years old." said Mr. Garrison. Cartman felt his heart sink, as he then boarded the bus, which then drove off with Cartman inside.

I was shocked. I knew that Cartman should be punished for his actions, but, to have him arrested, and then shipped off to a reform-school somewhere else really took my breath away. I took out the DVD as the episode ended, and I called the show's creators, Matt and Trey.

"Yes. I'm calling the Comedy Central studio, can someone connect me to a Mr. Trey Parker and Mr. Matt Stone?" I asked.

"Alright, sir." said the receptionist. Trey's voice came over the other end.

"Yes?" Trey asked.

"Yeah, hi. I'm a fan of South Park, and somehow, I was given a copy of a lost episode called "Cartman's Gone Too Far" on DVD that my younger sister got from some rando on the street."

"Wait, WHAT!?" Matt gasped, shocked on the other end. "Buddy, how in the Mississippi fuck did you find it!?"

"What's the matter?" I asked.

"Listen, someone who liked South Park, but disliked Cartman sent us that episode. It was way too much for most Cartman fans to handle, so we had it pulled off air, and we thought we got rid of all the copies." Trey explained. "Listen, if you still have that DVD, take it out of your player, and get fucking rid of it! Burn it! Smash the damned fucking thing!"

"Understood, sir." I said. I then grabbed the disk, and snapped it in half.

I hardly ever watched South Park after that. I just watched episodes of The Simpsons on Disney+