Blurt

**Blurt** is a Blorg alien secretly living in Havensburg, Colorado, where he is the proprietor of Blurt's a secret underground alien pawn shop.

He was portrayed by **Ryan Beil**.

## Personality

Blurt is an enthusiastic and strange character. He has lots of energy and tells odd jokes. He owns an underground alien pawn shop that contains rare extraterrestrial items as well as items from Earth.

## History

### Ratita and the Ultras

Jeremy tells Gabby about Blurt and his shop, and how he pays a lot of money for human items since they are rare for aliens. Gabby then gathers things that she does not want from her house to show to Blurt. Jeremy takes Gabby to Blurt's, a hidden underground pawn shop to appraise the items. Blurt buys the stuff Gabby offers for $700, which is perfect for Gabby to buy her Plantinum Ultras (a pair of shoes she wants). In exchange for a bowtie, Blurt gives Jeremy a cootie catcher, which the boy (along with Principal Swift and Wesley ) comes to conclude is cursed. Later on, Gabby returns back to Blurt's alien shop with Olivia to try to retrieve Ratita, a puppet important to her mother's side of the family, that she should not have given to him. Blurt reveals that he sold it to a Torkwob, but gives the sisters an address to try to get the puppet back.

### Welcome to the Club

Jeremy takes Wesley to Blurt's to buy an anniversary gift for Sky. Wesley picks an exotic plant from Blurt's flower catalog.

### Adventures in Alien House-Sitting

After treating Jeremy and his uncle to a Luchachos feast at the Swift Residence, Blurt tricks them into visiting the shop, which has been closed up, but suddenly takes them captive. Blurt reveals that he is in financial ruin since another Blorg named Glurt, fooled him into thinking they were brothers. He puts the Gor-Mons up for an online auction as a unique culinary delicacy. Blurt leaves the pair to their fate, as the highest bidder arrives to collect their prize. Fortunately, it turns out to be Sky's Dad, who merely wants company on a Friday night.

### Extreme Ruckus

Apparently solvent once again, and back in Jeremy's good graces, Blurt welcomes the Gor-Mon with his bestie Ziggy. When Jeremy explodes after taking Ziggy's dare of drinking Root Beer, Blurt claims the exploded portion of Jeremy's Gor-Monite form as clearly posted on his sign. When Gabby arrives to assess the situation, Blurt holds up the container with the rest of Jeremy's bio mass and names a value of $85,000. When reminded by Gabby that Jeremy is the heir of Gor-Monia, he ups the price to 85 million. Gabby has Ziggy, holding Jeremy's disembodied head, show the Blorg the definition of "Extreme Ruckus." To preserve his pawn shop, Blurt agrees to surrender Jeremy's body if they all just leave.

## Appearances

* Ratita and the Ultras
* A Song of Gabby & Susie (mentioned)
* The Bubble (mentioned)
* Welcome to the Club
* Adventures in Alien House-Sitting
* Extreme Ruckus
* Magic Hours

## Trivia

* He has a posted rule against patrons talkin' to themselves while on the premises.
* He has another posted rule which states he claims ownership for all things which explode in his shop
* He was forced to give up his own family to a Snarlax who made him "an offer he couldn't refuse."
* Swift mentions Blurt and his shop and that he gave him directions to the "Bargain Heap," in A Song of Gabby & Susie.
* He sold Jeremy a vacuum that could suck anything in the universe before The Bubble.
* Blorgs were also seen in Vortex & Night Train and Enter the Dranis.
* Ryan Beil played the recurring role of "Leo Mendel" on ***MECH-X4,*** and "Larry Gluck" in the *Forever and a Dog* episode of ***Turner & Hooch*** on Disney +.
* He used to have his own breakfast bot.

## Gallery

Want to check out the **Blurt** gallery? Visit the gallery now! →