ERBOW: Riana VS Gold

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!

RIANA

VERSUS

GOLD

BEGIN!

## Riana's First Turn

"I'm not really one for dissing others, but I'll try to pass this test."

"I don't know how well I'll do, but I'm sure I'll do my best!"

"Any threat you make against me?, I'll make it vanish."

"Starting with your name, who names their kid Gold if they're Spanish?!"

"Then there's your man, ain't he a walking disaster?"

"Me & Zakky will last forever, you aren't gonna have a happily after ever!"

"There must not be any interest, cause Prizor's got plenty of rings."

"But he ain't bringing you back to life with any Zings!"

## Gold's First Turn

"Not bad kid, but you aren't even close to my level of elevation."

"So why don't you shut up for a bit & I'll give you a whole new revelation."

"You're a 3 out of 10, you got no merits except your attitude."

"Do you really think some kind words are gonna attract a dude?"

"Even then, you're a freaking coward when it comes to the possibility of your friends' doom."

"Little miss runaway & cry gonna lock herself in her room!?"

"You got nothing going on honey, you ain't ever gonna be any hot stuff."

"Unless maybe you perk those girls up, they sure could use a Buff!"

## Riana's Second Turn

"Okay I tried to be nice, but now I'm shuffling the deck."

"Let's see how well you can predict my fist upside your head!"

"You ain't gonna coerce me, bribe me, or force me to do!"

"Anything, but I can sure as hell Sap, Crack, & Sizzle you!"

"Don't you think puppet strings & a dusty old book are kinda two-bit?"

"I adventured with my friends to stop a freaking Dragon God for God's sake, that ain't gonna cut it!"

"By the way how's that relationship working out?, maybe you'll get together by Prizor's Wrath 2?"

"Oh I'm sorry I forgot, your own first love already 'accidentally' killed you!"

## Gold's Second Turn

"You still looking for upvotes little girl? This ain't Reddit."

"But I could certainly still give you a WOOSH, because you still don't comprehend it!"

"Let's take a look at you, your rapping skills? They're just Whack!"

"You ain't got no defenses either, so you're surely gonna Crack!"

"Your boasting must be a Snooze, because you just make me tired."

"Your body ain't even hot enough to Sizzle, let alone make any fire."

"Let's see you Squelch this one kiddo, I got a spell for you that you must've forgotten to pack."

"I'm gonna make you Tingle baby, let's see if you like Zap as much as Zak!"

## Riana's Third Turn

"Bring all the lightning you want, I'll just Bounce!"

"Reflect it back on your sorry ass before I finally pounce!"

"You're tough but you aren't the only one."

"I'll strike you with the power of my sun!"

"You're just a slut who tries to woo others with her body!"

"Not a single man you've ever slept with has done it for your personality!"

"With that said, I think we're done with this dance."

"You may have one more turn left, but I think I'll take my Chance!"

## Gold's Third Turn

"Alright bitch, you be talking mad shit for the appearances you're averaging."

"God forbid there's any ghosts, we wouldn't see your bitch ass again until Revelations 11!"

"You want some more screen time? I'm sure your creator could come up with something quick."

"That's if she isn't too busy writing a better character, one that doesn't make half the fandom sick!"

"You're the most pathetic little shit I've ever met, you got no Oomph or allure!"

"You must be really pissed that Cindy's the only one who had Zak cast Bang on her!"

"So here have a gun, why don't you pull the trigger & paint the whole damn room red!"

"Because that's the closest to getting your brains fucked out of your head as you're ever gonna get!"

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!