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Golden Arturio

Golden Arturio is an entity native to the Battle Castle Tabernacle, and is given room and board at the establishment due to his insane popularity among fans of Team Fight Night. It is confirmed to be a fusion of three individuals, one of them likely being named Arthur?

## Origin

Golden Arturio's true origin is unknown, as it originally emerged from a local men's club bathroom after a party. It's bizarre appearance and impressive form attracted the body building expert Neil Dragon, who took the entity in and trained it to become a bodybuilding legend. After many years of successful bodybuilding, Arturio's true nature began to arise. Desiring a bigger thrill than bodybuilding, Arturio secretly went to underground fighting rings across New Crunk City, where it would learn the joys of battle and eventually decide to leave the Jungle Gym to pursue a career at the premier fighting association, the Battle Castle Tabernacle.

After trying to enter the BCT, it was discovered that Arturio was in fact a fusion of three individuals, whose identities could not be verified. Fusion experts are not sure how three individuals can maintain proper balance in a fusion like Golden Arturio does, but it is the only documented permanent triple fusion. Due to this, it was banned from the traditional 1 v 1 ranked fights of the BCT, but was allowed to be a team on Team Fight Night, where its status as a fusion sort of makes sense on paper.

To this day, Arturio wins about 80% of all Team Fight Nights, with it recently winning Team Fight Night 43. Due to its insane popularity , Arturio lives in the basement of the BCT rent free.

## Powers and Abilities

Arturio exhibits a powerful physique that gives it a powerful strength and endurance rating, but its true strength comes from its Yi mastery. One fringe hypothesis from fans claims that the three entities that make up Golden Arturio were all Yi masters themselves, allowing for Arturio to have an even greater mastery than its parts combined. While unproven, the hypothesis would explain the powerful abilities Golden Arturio has shown off during his fights.

Its special move, Shiva, is a Fusion manipulation technique that allows for partial defusion. By temporarily relaxing the Fusion at certain points in its body, Golden Arturio can gain 2 copies of any body part. For example, by defusing its arms, it can have 3 functional arms for a fighting style unlike any other. This technique isn't always enough , however, as the defusion gains dexterity and speed in exchange for the power of the Fusion.

## Trivia

* The gold luster of Arturio is purely cosmetic
Water

Water is one of the Major Elements in the Crunkiverse. The most wet of the Major Elements, it is a powerful force and is not to be under estimated.

### Traits of the Water Aligned

Those that are aligned with Elemental Water are often described as independent, uncompromising, progressive and eccentric. Although they can easily adapt to the energy that surrounds them, Water-aligned have a deep need to be some time alone and away from everything, in order to restore power. People aligned with Water look at the world as a place full of possibilities.

### Notable Persons aligned with Water

* Sebastian Kanash
* Fromitas the Eternal
* Kurt Cobain
* Watermelon Steve
* Psychedelic Steve
* Crustacean God
* Goose T.
* Soda Machine
* Ping Pong Guy
* Sandals
* Yung Easy
* Yung Easy 2
* Quince de Citron

### Strengths and Weaknesses

Water is typically strong against Air, Fire, Rat, and Space, but weak against Light, Dark, Dirt, and Time. It has extremely potent synergy with Ice.
Captain Juulian Ranthar

Captain Juulian Ranthar is the first in command of the New Crunk City military force. Despite having such a prominent commanding role, he often plunges directly and willingly into the combat encounters of the forces he leads. Many suspect he does this to keep up the morale and inspire fighting spirit in his men. However, it has been quoted as saying he "just enjoys kicking ass".

## Origin

Juulian was just a small boy when his village was killed by a raid from a local Quori tribe on his home in District 7. Juulian was the only survivor. In the chaos of the raid, he managed to sneak onto a freighter headed for District 8. vowing to one day return and avenge his family and friends. However, he forgot, and instead enlisted with the military, climbing the ranks until he was the commander in chief.

## Powers and Abilities

Juulian is extremely skilled in combat. Part of this is due to his complete lack of regard for personal safety and the safety of his team, and partly due to his habit of wildly inaccurate but sustained fire. His weapon of choice, Stacy, named after the great axe Stacy wielded by Yorsoth Kilgoroth, is a 300 pound automatic heavy machine gun, capable of firing for multiple hours of high-caliber ammunition. This weapon allows him to use his special move, Bulletstorm Hailfire, in which he screams and shoots for the duration of the screaming.
Quince de Citron

Quince de Citron, commonly known as just Quincy Citrus, is the infamous bassist of the WM Big Band, known for his slippery licks and fatty picks. He is good friends with Watermelon Michael, and has been playing at his bar for 10 years.

## Origin

Quincy grew up in District 12, and was known for being an orchestral bassist for many years. In his own words, "I want to be the wave that skips the diddy, the tree that grows the licks, and the river that washes away the sorrows". No one really knows what this means, but it is seemingly his reason for dropping off the map during his 30's. Records show him in small bars around the district during this time, but it was when he was 38 that he played his special move, The Walk, during open mic night at Watermelon Michaels Bar and Grille. Ever since, he's been sipping the sweet juices of music on jazz nights.

## Powers and Abilities

Quincy is an excellent bassist, with both the bow and plucking. He is known for using a German-style bow, and enjoys playing songs by Charles Mingus. His special move, The Walk, is the ultimate jazz bassist technique. It is the ability to walk a bassline perfectly only through instinct alone.
Dorian Knobb

Dorian Knobb, otherwise known as **The Door Man**, is a completely normal 85-year-old human male, originating in Crunkiverse 00A. What makes him notable, however, is the fact that an Extra-Dimensional Door Anomaly event occurs in every doorway he enters. This does not appear to be an ability of his, however, as he claims to have no control over where the end location is. He is most often seen wearing a traditional hotel doorman uniform that he wears because he thinks it's funny.

Most people might think "hey that could be fun, free travel" but its actually not, like not at all. In his own words "bro this sucks, I can never go home, or if I do end up home I couldn't leave the room I would be in. This is horrible. I can never make friends, I can never make family. Simply put, This has been my curse as long as I can remember and nothing can stop it. Maybe when I die I will finally be free from this... But my biggest fear is that there is a door to heaven, and when I open it I find myself right back on Earth".

### Abilities

Dorian is ultimately an average human being. It is not believed he has any extraordinary properties, he's just a man who happens to teleport upon entering a doorway. However, The Professor theorizes that if he were to slam a door close hard enough, as to momentarily pull the other side of the door through to his location, he could cause the room on the other side of the door to collapse in on itself, potentially creating a contained void that can never be entered again.

## Origin

Not much is known about the origin of Dorian, as he himself remembers very little. In fact, the only reason he is known at all is that by complete chance he entered into the lab of The Professor. The photo in this article is the only known photo of him and was taken by The Professor immediately upon sighting.

It was through a long interview that bits and pieces of his life were learned: When he was about 14 he was playing a game of hide and seek with his friends when he decided to hide in the closet. Upon entering the dark closet, he found himself now inside of an abandoned car in a scrapyard on the other side of the planet. As he grew up, he had many run-ins with the law due to misunderstandings of trespassing. He could never be caught, of course, so he continued living off of a combination of stolen and gifted food and amenities wherever he went. He claims to barely remember what his parents looked like, as "the number of faces [he's] seen is too many to count... [his] memory just sorta combines them all".
The Wastelands

The Wastelands are one of the biggest aftermaths of the Crunch. On Earth 00A, the cataclysm caused most of the Eastern Hemisphere to be destroyed completely, killing millions and destroying thousands of years worth of architecture and culture. Not many know who truly lived here, what they were like, or what is there now.

Once approximately 750 kilometers east or west from New Crunk City, the land itself begins to fall apart at the seems of space and time, causing matter to float without effect from gravity. It is not dangerous there, if one knows how to jump. The effects of the Wasteland also cause it to always seem as though it will rain, yet it never does. It seems to be devoid of life entirely, except for readings of a powerful being at the center of the Wastelands. It is rumored that the center of the Wastelands harbors the World Eater, a mysterious Omnigod who descended into the mortal realm to slumber for all eternity. It is not confirmed whether the World Eater actually exists, it is all based off legends long forgotten.

The nature of the Wastelands seems to have interesting effects on sentient beings, causing them to feel a strong longing for home, or a strong feeling of regret towards a past mistake. These feelings seem to be able to become reality itself, and will act based on the feelings that created them. Sadness will create somber and docile beasts, while rage can create dangerous serpents. The Shamans say it reveals your past and turns it into reality. The apparitions will disappear once the feelings are confronted, or the source of the feelings leave the Wastelands. One exception to the rules of the Wastelands is Valgrad.
Jork Bonecrusher

Jork Bonecrusher, also known as the Calamity, is a prominent crime lord in New Crunk City's underground. He is responsible for the creation and spread of the drug Zynol-15, which is currently the leading cause of drug-related death in all of New Crunk City. His current hideout is unknown, but he was last seen in an attack at the New Crunk City Bank.

## Origin

Little is known about the true origins of Jork, as its unknown how a pure-blooded Asrik could exist today. He first appeared in the city 34 years ago, and enlisted in the New Crunk City military. Quickly rising through the ranks due to his immense strength, he became the first in command of the military by age 30. He was renowned for his use of martial arts over weaponry, preferring to destroy the enemy with his fists. His wild and erratic combat style eventually earned him the epithet, "The Calamity".

Early into his 50s, he began to do more research into his own physiology. Aided by Dr. Prometheus, he learned about his true past and power as a pure-blooded Asrik. Through the coming years, he would develop the prototype drug Zynol-15, a drug capable of giving normal humans the power of the Asrik. While it was still lethal and unstable, Jork pushed for its further testing, but was rejected unanimously by almost all the scientists in the New Crunk City government due to its lethality. Soon, even Dr. Prometheus was against the project. Taking the method to create the drug, Jork abandoned his post as first in command and went into hiding.

4 years after he disappeared, he would make a grand reappearance at the Crunksday Festival. With a militia of Zynol infused warriors, he showed the city what his drug was capable of. After escaping the scene, he returned to hiding. This show attracted many followers to his cause, and to this day he is improving Zynol-15 into the perfect super soldier serum.

## Powers and Abilities

Jork is a titanic man standing 9' 8'', weighing 410 pounds. On top of this, his Asrik DNA makes him one of the strongest mortals currently known. Even for an Asrik, he is considered to be at the peak physique and power. Perhaps the only other Asrik in history capable of matching his power would be Grenal D.

Jork was known as the Calamity for a few reasons, but primarily because of his unprecedented use of Yi. Using his Yi outwardly, he can significantly heat up his body and even create flames that surround him. While unable to control these flames, he can create flames of incredible size and heat to become a living fireball that would put some Fire Sacred Arts users to shame. His special move, Flames of Calamity, is a full outward explosion of his Yi that engulfs his surroundings in flames, incinerating almost everything.

Jork has been rumored to be able to cause minor earthquakes with his strength, and create whirlwinds with his speed. This further adds to his namesake, the Calamity.
The Summoning Technique

The Summoning Technique is an advanced Sacred Art that allows the user to create a temporary contract with a Summon. This contract can last from 30 minutes to 3 hours, and requires about 10 percent of the users power to be dedicated to the summoning. High tier summons could require as much as 30 percent of the users power. There are several levels of summons, and if the summon has a higher Beast Index rating then the user, the user will lose control of it after about an hour. A trained summoner can summon beings far beyond their own power, but this requires around 70% of their power, and much of their concentration.

The Summoning Technique pulls summons from the Shadow Realm, where all known summons currently live. Due to creating a space time Vortex, the Summoning technique is almost instantaneous.

If a Summon were to attack its master, it would face incredible pain while doing so, giving the user enough time to dissipate the summon.
The Time Gate

The Time Gate is currently the only known way to travel across the 4th dimension, time, in the known multiverse. Unlike most other entities, there is only one instance of a Time Gate in any Crunkiverse, the one present in Crunkiverse 00A. It allows those who enter to travel to any point in time, based on whatever the user is thinking. Usage of the Time Gate is extremely dangerous, however. Whenever anyone uses the Time Gate, an enormous amount of energy is siphoned from nearby stars to fuel the transfer of matter and energy across the 4th dimension. While the Time Gate has been used only 6 times in recorded history, the energy usage has been responsible for the extinction of 15 stars and subsequently caused drastic shifts in the reality of Crunkiverse 00A.

The Time gate is guarded by Grenaldy, the second most powerful God in the Crunkiverse, and therefore it makes using the Time Gate unimaginably hard to access. Regardless, 5 individuals have used the Time Gate by outsmarting Grenaldy or taking advantage of the annual bathroom break. Most recently, Tengin Khan used the Time Gate to retrieve the long lost artifact, the Jar of Fate, so that he could ascend to Omnigod status. Fortunately he was stopped and trapped in the past by Jungle Man, Aasvik Bhattacharyya, Enoch the Grand, Whil'thus Camaera in the Battle of the Time Gate

Known users of the Time Gate:

* Tengin Khan
* Master Reagan
* Father Wendell
* Hassan Kettleburg
* Simian Jim (Note: Simian Jim has used the Time Gate 2 times, because he forgot his glasses)

The Time Gate is located on the Crag of the Rising Sun.

## Origin

The Time Gate, like many powerful artifacts, was created by the Artificer during the Rat God Era under the jurisdiction of the Rat Gods. Once the Artificer created the World Engine and destroyed himself and most of the Rat Gods, the Time Gate was put under the control of Grenaldy, who will guard it for all time.
Packhorse

Packhorse, real name unknown, is one of the most successful modified humans in history. He has been given DNA from several of the universes finest warriors and lifters, and has had all of his limbs replaced with ones that are more durable and more flexible. Through experimental Jorloque crystal modification, he has gained the ability to create a psychic field within his vicinity that can alter the laws of physics.

## Origin

Once an unknown man, he was kidnapped to be put on the black market for either body parts or experimentation. He was then bought by an unknown scientific organization who had ties to the Underground 10. Tests showed he had the proper physiological properties that made him eligible for a new for of human modification. Throughout the next decade, he was put under incredibly strenuous and painful experiments that enhanced his body, but the shock of it all made all of his memories from before disappear entirely, and he has difficulty forming new ones now. He currently cannot speak more than a few words, and has several properties that suggest he was lobotomized.

During the last stages of his tests, he was successfully altered on an atomic level with Jorloque crystals, a feat that had been thought impossible. This altered the way he interacted with physical matter and gravitational fields. Once he was known to have survived this procedure, he was given intense gene therapy that gave him genes from Neil Dragon, Enoch the Grand, and several others. This made his combat power far above what is normal for a human.

He was then put to work for the Underground 10, where he was used as a powerful drug trafficking resource that increased the success rate of deliveries by 300%.

## Powers and Abilities

Packhorses most powerful trait comes from the way he interacts with physical matter and gravity. Simply put, he gains strength and speed based on the amount of weight he is currently holding or lifting. This is why he carries heavily weighted clothing, as well as other weighted objects to consistently carry over 3 tons of weight at all times. This makes him an incredibly dangerous close combat foe, as many fighters cannot match his indomitable strength paired with his immovable body.

His powers come at a steep cost, as his body still has to produce incredible amounts of energy to keep up with his exertion. Therefore , he constantly wears a gas mask that is tied to various containers around his body filled with an incredibly nutrient rich protein powder. A constant feed of this keeps him consistently in a roid-rage state.

His special move, Challenger, is a highly anomalous move that creates a psychic field around himself and an opponent. From here, several objects of all kinds are manifested into being. The only way to escape this field is to be able to lift more than Packhorse, a feat not done by anyone to this day. If the opponent does not lift, they will begin to have objects forcibly attached to them so that they must lift. Usually, an opponent is crushed beneath the incredible weight of the objects. The objects de-manifest after the move is over.
The Beast Primordial

An ancient rendition of the Beast primordial

The Beast primordial was an ancient and extremely powerful primordial, and widely referred to as the most powerful of all, although the Professor says that at his prime Ifrit was the most powerful primordial. It's true name is Azaban, but it is commonly thought that saying this name is a curse. It was described as a massive hydra-like beast with seven heads, and it possessed the features of many common beasts seen today.

Unlike the other primordials, the Beast Primordial was never confirmed to embody an Element. Instead it is theorized that it the Beast Primordial embodied chaos, savagery, and raw strength. Currently, the Beast Primordial is spread across each of the seven Divine Beasts.

## Origin

Born along the other primordials, Azaban was clearly different from the rest. Being almost as powerful as an Omnigod, Azaban began ruling over the Crunkiverse much more than it's siblings. It began creating several hundreds of Greater Beasts, which soon began to populate the many planets of the Crunkiverse. It continued this until the end of the Beginning Times, when it was deemed by Crunky that the primordials must be destroyed. At first, Zek was tasked with kill the primordials, but Azaban could seemingly not be killed, prompting the Time Engineer to create the Omniblade, a weapon supposedly capable of killing the Beast primordial. Unfortunately for Zek , however, Ifrit rose to lead the campaign to protect the Primordials, and Zek simply wasn't strong enough to defeat Ifrit, even with the Omniblade. This made Crunky create Z'or'aq'ith who was then tasked to be the one to wield the omniblade, defeat Ifrit, and finally kill Azaban. However such a task was indeed impossible and instead Azaban's seven heads were severed, each becoming one of the Divine Beasts. Deemed to be no longer a primordial, the beasts were sent into the Crunkiverse to fight in the War of Gods. It's body, severed of it's heads, was buried deep below the Earth's crust to be sealed away, however it was recently found to be partly uncovered at the bottom of the Wastelands.

## Powers and Abilities

Azaban is thought to be the strongest primordial, and this is clearly shown in it's godly stats. Possessing one of the highest strength stats to ever be documented, it's safe to say it was only outclassed by some Omnigods, as well as extra-dimensional beings such as the Time Engineer and the Soulsmith. It could easily defeat almost anything it wanted, and could only be killed by the Omniblade. It's special ability, Bow to the King, commands all beings with lower power than itself to submit to it's demands. This ability usually doesn't affect an Omnigod or a high power primordial.
Weeaboos

Weeaboos are a highly destructive and dissociation creatures that hail from the Shadow Realm, they are different entities from the Summons. Currently, thousands of Weeaboo refugees hailing from the Shadow Realm are trying to gain refuge in New Crunk City.

They praise anything considered anime, and yes that includes anime video games and anime books, so shut the fuck up Randy.

## Origins

The original residents of the Shadow Realm, they prayed to ancient Gods that now seem to be gone from our reality. Weeaboo culture was vast, and had incredible artistic and cultural enrichment. However, once the Shadow Realm became home to the summons, they lost their home and searched for new Gods to guide them. One day, their leader, Christian Chandler, found an old VHS of Naruto, and showed it to his people, proclaiming it to be their new God.

## Powers and Abilities

Weeaboos are weak pieces of shit who aren't good for anything. They lost all their powers after leaving the Shadow Realm, and still pray to their shitty false gods to recover it.

They just suck, and are entirely inconsequential to reality at large.
New Crunk City District 10

New Crunk City District 10, the Production District, is the smallest district in the city in terms of square miles, at around 16.67 sq. km. However, it is easily the most lively and industrious of the thirteen districts. Originally a massive intergalactic shipping port, eventually most of the land was sold to smaller private companies by Pulatoni's, who in turn sold small sanctions of that land, which has now resulted in massive towers filled to the brim with small shops and factories, some with less than moral business practices. This district is overseen by Giorgio Pulatoni.

Currently, some of the largest businesses in this district are Pulatoni's, McGrungy's, Baja Fresh, Langley's Bricks and Dish Soap, and Hardware Store #04. Combined, they own 69% of the land in District 10, and have economic control of approximately 78% of the market. Some smaller well-known business's exist, but they do not compare to these corporate giants.

Companies like Hardware Store #04 mainly produce for the New Crunk City Government, while Pulatoni's is the largest producer of consumer produce and salami. Most of said produce and salami is shipped to the Culinary District.

## Working and Living Conditions

31% of all New Crunk City citizens work in this district, usually as laborers for the larger corporations. The common worker is likely a young human, in their twenties to thirties, and physically fit. The minimum wage of the city is 4 kronks and 80 krenks, and it is usually the case for the common worker to be paid this wage. According to official census, the majority of the workers are happy with their job, whether it be because of genuine enjoyment or legally distributed CSG.

Very little of the daily traffic in the district comes from residents, as many workers live in the residential districts. However, ~1% of the total population of New Crunk City are thought to live in this district. Whether it be inside businesses, under them, on rooftops, or in the infamous District 10 underground, estimates say there are many orphaned homuncli children, some humans, and anomalous entities that live at some of the lowest levels of the district

## The Underground 10

While on the surface the district treats its worker fairly, the aptly named "Underground 10" is the name of businesses that evade government authority and their taxes for sake of higher profits, and likely other unknown motives. There are 10 businesses estimated to actively avoid government regulation, most of which are unknown by name, but it is estimated one is called "On the Border", although nothing else is known about this business.

Many of these businesses are thought to use these illegal business practices: child labor, slavery, little to no worker safety precautions, and not putting up wet floor signs when the floor is wet, but actually putting up a sign that says the floor is dry when it is wet, haha. These businesses also sell many illegal items, such as Jorloque Crystals, Phazon Blasters, Soda Shaq, and Unregulated Element Enhancement devices.
Vegan Gary

Vegan Gary, also known as V. Gary, is a racer in the Crunk Racing League known for his abysmal racing skills and his shamanistic veganism. He is currently rated 20th in the CRL, and is expected to place in the upcoming Crunk Grand Prix.

## Origin

Vegan Gary is was born and raised by forest greblins in District 13, and from a young age was taught several Sacred Arts that allow him to very slightly manipulate plants and the surrounding dirt.

After reaching adulthood, Gary decided to leave the forest and enter District 10 in search of a job, and eventually he stumbled across Dick's Detective Agency and Auto Shop, where he became a mechanic for many years. After hearing about the fame of Crunk Racing League and the upcoming CRL, he decided to enter with his Mini Cooper, Spinach Oregano.

## Powers and Abilities

Vegan Gary is an above average human in most regards, although his intellect and strength are barely noticeable. He does have some arcane potential, able to have minor dirt and plant manipulation skills. His special move, ATV, is a racing-only move where he can use his arcane ability to help his car travel densely forested terrain, allowing him to get a leg up in a race. However, most of the time this ability is practically useless.
Xanderfeld

An artist's rendition of Xanderfeld

Supreme Alchemist Xanderfeld, or simply Xanderfeld, was a one of the most intelligent beings to ever exist. He created powerful machines with advanced transmutation abilities that have yet to be seen again since his time. He is best known for the Xanderfeld Perpetual Energy Complex, the only known instance of a perpetual energy generator in all timelines or Crunkiverses. After this machine was confirmed to exist by the Omnigods, Xanderfelds base of operations on the Desert Planet was napalmed to the ground. However, no trace of his body was found in the wreckage.

## Origin

As an Aetherling, he originated from the Aetherspace. Sources suggest he was a Primal Aetherling, but due to lack of biological and historical evidence this notion isn't taken seriously. Many villages in the Aetherspace claim to be the birthplace of Xanderfeld, and there is some evidence to suggest he was born on the Fourth Layer.

The first mentions of Xanderfeld in a historical content are in the third book of the Book of DeMarcus, in which details of the Desert Planet and its anomalies were described. In these passages, the first instance of "Supreme Alchemist" as an epithet was written. Furthermore, these passages detail a few of the inventions of Xanderfeld, such as a Space-Time Recorder, one of the first instances of a non-Elemental FTL engine, and Psionic enhancers.

During his lifetime, Xanderfeld was not well known as he inhabited the then unknown Desert Planet. It wasn't until information about the Xanderfeld Perpetual Energy Complex reached the Crandis Federation that his named became that of legend.

## Powers and Abilities

Xanderfelds main ability was his intelligence, rivaling any higher existence. He was a pioneer in many scientific fields and took a large interest in energy-related fields. It is implied in the Book of DeMarcus that Xanderfeld found something inherent to Aether that none had found up to that point, and that Aether was the secret to infinite power, so it can further be implied that Xanderfeld was an incredibly powerful user of Aether.

His special move, Positron Transmutation, is an expert application of intellect and Aether on the subatomic level to use positrons to change inherent properties of matter such as mass and volume to effectively transmute objects seamlessly. This ability made the collecting of rare materials for research simple.
The Time Engineer

The Time Engineer is a being that inhabits the Extraverse, and similar to the Soulsmith it encompasses all of reality. With seemingly no will of its own, the Time Engineer is responsible for keeping both space and time intact. Most notably, the Time Engineer handles all instances of failed time travel, paradoxes, and anomalous vortexes in order to keep reality from falling apart. It is a being beyond the Omnigods, like Crunky and the Soulsmith.

## Origin

The Time Engineer is thought to be a vital and inherent force of reality, and experts believe that its existence is tied to reality. Therefore, its age is the same as the Crunkiverse, or perhaps even longer than that. Since the beginning, the Time Engineer has always ensured the balance of forces in all crunkiverses. With the ability to mend almost the worst time distortions, it has kept peace since the beginning.

The first significant event involving the Time Engineer was the end of the Beginning Times, when the primordials were being killed by the Omnigods. When the Beast Primordial would not be killed, the Time Engineer was asked to assist. Soon after, the Time Engineer produced one of the first Sacred Artifacts as well as the most powerful Sacred Artifact in all of history, the Omniblade.

Since then, the Time Engineer has had little direct influence on the multiverse. Often working behind the scenes, the Time Engineer will sometimes change small events in history to make sure the continuity of the multiverse is correct. While usually undetectable, it is estimated that the Time Engineer will change small bits of history about once or twice a year.

Since the Crunch, there has been a significant increase in time distortions. It has also been observed that said distortions are being repaired either slowly or not at all.

## Powers and Abilities

The Time Engineer has potent reality shaping abilities, able to mold the timeline of the crunkiverse easily. It uses these abilities to keep balance and control of reality. This power supersedes even the strongest users of the Space and Time Elements, suggesting that either the Time Engineer does not use Elemental abilities or that its ability is beyond anything a mortal or an Omnigod could surpass.

Normally, interaction with the Tim Engineer is impossible, as it resides exclusively in the Extraverse. It is normally never seen , and few people know of its existence.

## Trivia

* The Time Engineer hates the Time Gate, as it makes its job more difficult.
The Walker

Owen Walker, or simply knwon as "The Walker," is a human male that travels Crunkiverse 00A via his potent teleportation abilities. He walks different areas of the crunkiverse every day, and throughout his life he has become a bit of an urban myth. Some cultures even go so far as to place mysticism around seeing him, with some believing it to bring good luck.

## Origin

Owen Walker's origin is unknown, but he was first sighted on his journey in New Crunk City 15 years ago. According to him, he has been travelling all his life and has known no other existence.

At some point in the past decade, Owen would encounter Skeledad at Mt. Norm. Through this meeting their rivalry would start over the age-old question of what is faster; a skeleton running or a man teleporting. To this day, this question remains unsolved, but not for a lack of trying. In fact, the rivalry got so fierce that the sounds of broken sound barriers would be heard nearly every day.

11 years ago, the Owen Walker would meet the Wise King of Armageddon, making him the only mortal to ever do so. It is possible that he was able to encounter the Wise King due to his ability to teleport large distances instantly, so it was a fairly lucky encounter all things considered.

## Powers and Abilities

Owen's signature ability is a simple Teleport Sacred Art. However, he has a particular aptitude for this move allowing him to use it once per day. Furthermore, to charge this Sacred Art properly Owen must walk a minimum of 15,000 steps per day. The range of this Teleport can grow with the number of steps taken. In order for interplanetary teleportation, approximately 36,000 steps must be taken. But Owen is often satisfied traveling the Earth , seeing new places every day.

In addition, Owen exhibits peak aerobic stats such as increased agility and stamina, making him a potentially overpowered marathon runner.
X-Ray Los Angeles

X-Ray Los Angeles is a 28 year old human female, avid biker, and a prime suspect of numerous high-profile robberies across Neo Miami, including both the infamous Neo Miami Museum break-in and the Bank of Neo Miami robbery last year. She is most definitely the one who committed all of these robberies, and basically everyone knows it. She has managed to evade capture thus far due to several factors including police corruption, the fact her helmets conceal her face, and that she goes really really fast.

She's also known for being in a relationship with a famous Neo Miami politician - Steve Bolsh

## Origin

She wasn't always a high speed thief, she was actually a chemist who worked at Gitoli Chemical Corp. in Neo Miami. A bright minded alumni from New Crunk City University, she one day stumbled across an amazing discovery. She discovered that with a little modification to the engine, a mixture of neon and gasoline can act as an extremely potent fuel source. She then quickly came to the conclusion that her life of science was boring, and decided to use this discovery to evade cops.

Already a skilled biker and engineer she modified her bike of choice, a purple Kawasaki Ninja 400, to dispense and utilize her secret fuel mixture at the press of a button. She had to make the fuel herself by the way, which almost blew up her garage on several occasions.

She activates her special ability, Neo-Neon Lightwave by pressing the special button on her bike, allowing her to go incredibly super high speed, and uses an axis of balance impossible to achieve on normal bikes.

## Heists

Its not known exactly when she first began her life of crime. It is presumed that she started small with corner stores and gas stations, but there is much evidence that suggests she was singly involved in the two largest Heists in Neo Miami history, the Neo Miami Museum break-in which resulted in the theft of several expensive paintings, rare items, and a sacred artifact known as "The Gem of the Empress". She is also heavily suspected as being the person who robbed the Bank of Neo Miami, making off with several million kranks.

So far, despite the efforts of both Neo Miami police and the financial crimes investigation division of New Crunk City Police, the only tangible link that X-Ray Los Angeles is behind all these crimes is that the perpetrator always wears a helmet and a purple Kawasaki Ninja 400 is always seen at the crime by witnesses. Other than that, since a facial ID has not been able to be made, she's managed to elude investigators.

It's also possible that she is able to sway some of the investigators through the use of her boyfriends connections in politics.

## Trivia

* Her favorite food is sausages. Shes known for always stopping at the famous sausage stand known as Sausagetopia. She always gets the same order, and coincidentally she always seems to show up there shortly after many robberies are reported to happen. Interesting.
Watermelon Steve

The true visage of Watermelon Steve is unknown

Watermelon Steve is the fusion of Psychedelic Steve and Watermelon Michael. When fused, W. Steve is one of the most powerful beings to exist in the current time period, and is said to rival King Mastadonius's current strength. However, W. Steve is an incomplete fusion, meaning that Watermelon Michael's soul and Psychedelic Steve's soul cannot align well enough to result in a fusion. This results in their true power being diminished and the fusion to be temporary, only lasting 10 minutes tops. During this time, however, the legendary title of Omnichad is bestowed upon W. Steve from the heavens, and he is considered the 0th greatest Sacred Arts Master. Only the Omnigods and Crunktropolis Craig could truly subdue him.

The Oracle's stories rumor the existence of Perfect Watermelon Steve, the completed fusion. It is unknown how powerful this fusion would be. Furthermore, the current incomplete Watermelon Steve cannot be created at will. Rather, he has only been created in one case, unintentionally during the encounter with King Mastadonius at Mastadonius Keep.

## Powers and Abilities

Watermelon Steve is the true culmination of chad energy and raw strength and technique. The bond between two Yi users, as well as the teacher and student bond they share allow Watermelon Steve to be the considered for the current Hero of the time period, if he were to become Perfect Watermelon Michael. Currently, his possession of the title of Omnichad is proof enough of his prowess as a fighter. Watermelon Steve is a Yi fighter, and can use any and all of the Yi techniques of the Watermelon Style. This includes Watermelon Michael's Binding Yi techniques.

His special move is a state of being, the Watermelon State Plus. The normal Watermelon State, but with a virtually limitless supply of Yi that unlocks a separate subset of techniques, dubbed "God Level Yi Techniques". Here is a short list of the known God techniques:

* **Thad's Inebriated Fist** : A God-powered variation on the punch technique, this punch manifests as a giant fist made of Yi, that can gravely injure Gods if the hit is direct.
* **Bound by the Brad's Virtue** : A God-powered version of Watermelon Michael's Binding techniques, the target is bound to any spot by the immeasurable power of Watermelon Steve's Yi. Gods can break from this binding, with enough effort, but it is virtually impossible for a mortal to break free from this.
* **Pact of the Chad** : With all the power in Watermelon Steve, a reality-bending avatar of Omnichad will envelop W. Steve for a moment no longer than 30 seconds. During this time, W. Steve will have complete control over the Existence of an area determined to be 1,500 meters in radius. It is unknown what happens during Pact of the Chad, but it estimated that if this technique were to be used, W. Steve would lose all of his Yi for several decades.
The World Eater

A semi-accurate recreation of the statue, derived from samples.

The World Eater is an ancient being that currently resides somewhere on Earth, and most likely the Wastelands. It is currently in a dormant state, taking on the form of a gigantic humanoid statue. The World Eater is rumored to be an Omnigod by the Shamans, and the few accounts of the World Eater have given some evidence to prove this.

The World Eater is also known for likely carrying an Aspect of Crunk, and there are further theories as to what Aspect it holds and why.

## Origin

The true origins of the World Eater are unknown, as the first accounts of what is likely the World Eater stem from ancient Shamanistic folk lore, and the few travelers who encounter it today are usually subject to it's ability, Mind Rift. The most known about the World Eater comes from the Shaman tale, "The Prophecy of the Third Hero", and the following is a short excerpt that mentions the World Eater:

*"Third Hero rise, futile is the destruction of the World Eater, Unless the destruction of the universe itself precedes.*

*Third Hero fall, as thine know not of the One Who Ends, the final trial, and the Omnigods begin to bleed,"*

This is the only excerpt of the tale that mentions the World Eater explicitly, and from this it is thought that the World Eater is not only stronger than an Omnigod, but strong enough to kill them.

The first real evidence of the World Eater came from several expeditions in the Wastelands, perhaps searching for lost ruins or valuable minerals. When the Professor tried to find those who traversed the Wastelands, he found that none of them had any memories of anything unnatural or telling of the World Eater. However, the further examination on a few more reputable subjects found residue of a mysterious material not yet discovered. A material that had the luster and texture of stone, yet the durability of the strongest metals and alloys known. Through accurate recreations, the residue was determined to be originating from a source of immense power, as the residue itself had an incredible Existence Factor, and also exhibited amnesic effects if not careful. From this residue, it's estimated energy levels and special ability were theorized, however not much else is known about it.

## Powers and Abilities

From the residue collected of the statue, the World Eater appears to be virtually indestructible. Beyond this, it possess no ability to move or think, but has an incredibly high Sacred Arts potential. This culminates in it's ability, Mind Rift, causing all though who view the full visage of the World Eater statue to have that memory removed when they eventually leave. In the brain of an individual afflicted, the other memories seem to be perfectly intact, yet there is a significant space gone where it is thought the World Eater memory may have been. Unlike other amnestics, the World Eater leaves not even an unconscious memory of itself, leaving no trace at all of what it truly looks like.
Z'or'aq'ith

Z'or'aq'ith's avatar descending upon the mortal realm

Z'or'aq'ith is often regarded as the strongest Omnigod, and was originally created by Crunky to be stronger than Zek, the first Omnigod. He is known for his unmatched destructive capabilities and an unending loyalty to the greater powers of the multiverse. He is the Omnigod that most enters the mortal realms, and is known for his appearance during the War of Gods and other mortal conflicts. He has even been known to make direct contact with mortals , including the original Smoke Lord.

## Origin

After Zek began killing the primordials, a large resistance began to ensure the survival of the remaining primordials. This was led by Ifrit, the most powerful primordial in the new resistance, and Zek could not match the infernos of Ifrit's ability, even with the Omniblade. It was then that Crunky created Z'or'aq'ith, a being of pure destructive impulse, to combat Ifrit and later the Beast Primordial. He was given knowledge of Space and Time, and later during his battle with Ifrit he gained his powerful Fire Abilities. After defeating Ifrit, he was tasked with the defeat of the last primordial that needed to be dealt with, the Beast Primordial. He equipped himself with the Omniblade, and the battle that ensued ravaged existence until he decided that he could not destroy the Beast Primordial. He split the being into the 7 Divine Beasts.

After the primordials were dealt with, he was tasked with watching over the Rat Gods as they began to colonize the Crunkiverse. Soon, however, he grew bored. He was designed for battle and destruction, and so he soon broke protocol and would descend semi-regularly to battle mortals and observe wars. He would even battle the now mortal Ifrit from time to time. He has never lost a battle to a mortal, although he has respect for the Smoke Lords.

During the War of Gods, Z'or'aq'ith's avatar would often observe battles from afar, until the Battle of Crunk. He was heavily intrigued by the power of the God Agamemnon, and after Agamemnon's display of power in the battle, Z'or'aq'ith would challenge Agamemnon directly. He easily won the battle, but the direct interference of an Omnigod into the realm of mortals caught the attention of Crunky himself. It is unknown what happened to Z'or'aq'ith after that.

## Powers and Abilities

Z'or'aq'ith is likely the strongest Omnigod. His special move, The Destruction Force, is more of a passive ability he possesses. It is a powerful mixture of Fire, Space, and Time than can incinerate a persons soul along with their physical being. This essentially means that he can erase someone from existence entirely, and with no soul a person cannot be reborn. Powerful enough beings can resist the destruction of Z'or'aq'ith, and if they are able to, he will use his advanced form of martial arts, known as the Destruction Technique. This ancient form of combat would be nearly impossible to fight against even without the Destruction Force.

The power of the Destruction Force can be turned off and on at will, allowing for Z'or'aq'ith to enjoy normal combat when desired.
Mitt Romney 2

Mitt Romney 2 is the collection of hatred that consumed Mitt Romney after losing the 1638th Drawing of the Craig, and eventually became a powerful Omnigods after consuming the Lord of Hell. It currently rules over Hell as it's supreme ruler.

## Origin

Mitt Romney was a candidate for the 1638th Drawing of the Craig. For 40 years he trained his body in the Watermelon Technique to defeat Barack Obama and Grenaldy. However, after coming in last place, everyone fucking made fun of him. But that day, he swore vengeance on all of those who made fun of him. He turned to malicious and ancient rituals, and began concocting a way to become a powerful Omnigod. No such thing had ever been done before. Using the research of George Lopez and Notch, he was able to steal the souls of all living beings in Crunkiverse 22A, an above average Crunkiverse of great power. This power overwhelmed his body, and it immediately killed him. Once judged, he was sent to Hell. However, he took the Lord of Hell by surprise and consumed his very being using the powers of the spirits he stole. From that point, he mutated into an eldritch horror using his newfound powers and his hatred for Barack Obama, which eventually created Mitt Romney 2. Today, he is unable to escape Hell as he is bound to be it's ruler for all time. He waits for the day Barack Obama is to be judged, so that Mitt Romney 2 can torture him for all eternity.

## Power and Abilities

Being an Omnigod, he is almost unbeatable by all mortals, and has the power to kill almost anything he pleases. He also gained the powers of Hell, which only further increases his power. He boasts the same special move as the Lord of Hell, Pondus Peccatorum, allowing him to subjugate any Soul, even Gods.

Currently, Hell is his entire domain, and it is almost impossible to beat him within his own domain, as he can regenerate almost instantly. It also impossible to get him to leave Hell, so as of now he is one of the most powerful beings in the multiverse.

It should be noted that due to the bizarre circumstances of the creation of Mitt Romney 2, his power as an Omnigod is debatable. He is often regarded as the weakest Omnigod, and is often not invited to parties.