Henderson Scunthorpe

Henderson Scunthorpe was born in Scunthorpe in March 14th, 1946. He was the Uncle to Jasper Scunthorpe and started work as a Paperboy at 14 (he delivered the Scunthorpe Times). He managed to control a huge monopoly of Paper rounds for years until his rivals tried to kill him. They failed and Henderson got his Dad, Brenton Scunthorpe, to beat the shit out of them. Henderson discovered a plan to demolish Scunthorpe in 1969 forcing him into action. He created a protest in which 15,000 people participated (including the Letak Family), Henderson even built walls around some areas of Scunthorpe and had a flag of Scunthorpe created to protect it from the government. After so many outcries had been heard, the Government decided to abandon the operation, especially when they discovered during Christmas that the TACA had destroyed all of the Tory MP's Christmas presents.

## Henderson Scunthorpe

### Aliases

The King of Scunthorpe Times
Scunthorpe's Protector

Saviour of Scunthorpe

Bane of Harold Wilson

### Affiliation

Scunthorpe Times
The Scunthorpe Revolution Union

North Lincolnshire Museum

Thornton Stationery Company

Thornton Weaponary

## Appearances

### Debut

1992

After the Scunthorpe fiasco, Henderson worked at the North Lincolnshire Museum as a security guard. He got inspired after learning of the WW2 Zeppelin's and planned to build one in 1987. He was hired by Thornton Weaponry to build one after he pitched his idea to them. After 5 years he finally finished The Thornton Zeppelin in December and in the year after - 1993 - it was launched. Henderson also got a pet eel in the year before and named it Kevin. In 1999 Jebidiah Thornton planned to make an army of Zeppelins but Henderson denied the idea due to financial troubles with the company.

In 2008, Henderson met his current wife Jashed Schmidt who was a mad woman of Diskoness. She sought to bring back the ideas of the disco combined with the modern age (hence the k replacing the c) to make life seem more happy. She taught Henderson German whilst they were in a nightclub and later built a disko (with funding from Jasper).

In 2010, Henderson met Brody Windsor where he taught him German (with the help of his wife). Brody became Henderson's student and finally asked "Who is Cecil Longstaff?". Henderson remembered the name and pointed him in the direction of his nephew who knew Cecil very well.

Henderson's pet eel died in 2012 after it was eaten by one of Jebidiah's Nile Crocodiles during an epilepsy attack.

Henderson divorced his wife in 2019 after she proved unfaithful to him. This prompted Henderson to spiral into a state of alcoholism where he was only saved by his former student Brody coming to his aid. Brody and Henderson piloted the Thornton Zeppelin around the globe so Henderson could understand that he didn't have to wallow in self pity for eternity, he could see the world.

Jebidiah Thornton confronted him again to help create an army of Thornton Zeppelin's. Jasper decided to help out with his gang, Darius Wiggleton and Bernard Smith getting involved leading up to the events of The First Thornton Aerial Attack and later the June 2021 Thornton Revolution.