Attention: I Have Been Murdered (Session Summary)

**Attention: I Have Been Murdered** details the events of the November 14, 2021 session celebrating the royal wedding, with a special visit from the Gods.

## Session Notes

* Talos and Cecily return with the dresses and, despite Cecily’s attempt to keep the truth about the seamstress from Aedryan, Talos reveals it when the group presses them.
* After some back and forth discussion on whether or not Oberon should double-check the dresses for Fae (or other magical) shenanigans, Aedryan asks Cecily to have him check the dresses — she departs.
* Just as soon as Cecily leaves, the group hears the crowd cheering outside the palace as Simon and Theo begin to make their way to the cathedral.
* The joyous moment is short-lived, however: Anne informs the group that Aedryan’s siblings are fighting over whether or not they should attend the wedding, and Aedryan’s parents left the capitol when they learned they wouldn’t stand to profit from the marriage.
* Aedryan, Sorni, and Chae head to the kids’ rooms, while Miri and Talos stay behind to wait for Cecily. As the ladies get closer to the door, they can hear Aeron accusing Coraleigh of being just like Aedryan: hoping to find a king to marry her so that she can never see or talk to Aeron again.
* When the group enters the room, Coraleigh apologizes for the fight while Aeron tells Aedryan that she’s been too busy adventuring and playing princess.
* Despite the differing levels of discomfort they feel, Sorni and Chae offer their own defenses of Aedryan to the boy, who eventually gives in and storms out of the room to get changed.
* Aedryan turns her attention to her sister while attempting to clean up the shards of the broken tea set, but Anne and Sorni stop her for various safety concerns — not the least of which being Aedryan’s *condition*, which Sorni nearly spills.
* Despite Sorni and Chae’s best efforts to cover the secret, Coraleigh announces it for them — noting that Peaseblossom told her in his efforts to continue grooming the girl.
* As the siblings begin to argue again, Ellie announces the need for everyone to get dressed.
* Back at Aedryan’s rooms, Chae admits that the source of her earlier discomfort was due to the knowledge that Aeron will be having his vision at some point during the day.
* Cecily assigns Alec to watch over him, and Sorni says that she’ll handle the kid if he tries anything stupid.
* The group departs for the cathedral and sets up for the wedding: Talos moves to his vantage point, Sorni and Anastasios and Prince Theo and Chae pair up to prepare heading down the aisle, and Hendry escorts Miri to her seat.
* While he does so, Sorni spies on Simon and declares Aedryan will cry.
* Hendry returns and, before pairing up with Cecily to begin the procession, offers Aedryan a final gift from Simon: a handkerchief with lace and embroidery signaling Aedryan’s soon-to-be title.
* The pairs proceed down the aisle ahead of Aedryan, allowing her to walk herself to the altar to meet Simon, whose back is turned until she arrives.
* Upon arriving at the altar, Mbeni begins the ceremony: the two state their intentions, and then Mbeni asks both of them to express what they mean to one another. Simon shares an incredibly sweet and moving sentiment that very nearly drives certain people to tears. And Aedryan tries her best.
* Mbeni declares Simon and Aedryan husband and wife, and the two of them seal their marriage with a kiss.
* Everyone departs for the vestibule where Bartleby is showing off his magnificent wedding portrait, and Aedryan breaks her promise not to cry.
* When Theo and Chae arrive in the vestibule with Aedryan’s siblings, it’s apparent that Aeron is *not* doing well. Could his Vision be imminent?

## Additional Info

The title references an episode of *The Good Place* where Janet, after being "murdered," announces that she has, in fact, been murdered. It's also a fun play on words for when the players roast each other with things that make them happy.