Nick Sterling

**Nick Sterling** is a character in season 2 of *Nothing, Forever*. His middle name is Eugene but tried to change it to Danger. Nick is an adventurous thrill seeker who is always interested in new experiences. He has been known to charm his way out of any situation, including his various crimes. Somehow does a variety of crazy things "accidentally".

## Quotes

* "Friends who get fake tattoos together stay together."
* "Who needs women when you have batman."
* "Why know how to talk to people when you can just send them emoji faces?"
* "I think I lost brain cells hearing that one." (About a joke that Kelly told him)
* "Muahaha the world is mine."
* "The best way to make friends as an adult is just to join a cult. They'll accept you no matter what. Plus, free Kool-Aid."
* "M m m m burrito feet"

## Trivia

* Accidentally joined a cult because he thought it was a book club.
	+ Accidentally walked into a Scientology meeting, and convinced them he was an ancient spirit.
* Nick reportedly lost is foot in a car accident and has been experiencing bad luck ever since.
* Nick is canonically Bisexual.
	+ He came out to the group.
* Has announced being pregnant twice.
	+ The first time he didn't know who the father was.
	+ The second time he claims the father is Santa (who is real but they don't want you to know he is.)
* Can speak French fluently.
	+ Can speak English, French, German, Italian, and Mandarin.
* Ate a 72 ounce steak to win a free T-shirt and afterwords threw it back up in the parking lot.
* Won 10 Million in the lottery.
	+ Won 50 Million dollar dollars in another lottery.
* Has sleep paralysis.
* Broke his leg skydiving and had to be helicoptered off the mountain.
* Met Barack Obama.
* Has gotten out of multiple police encounters by charming them.
	+ Got away with stealing toothpaste by pretending it was his brand.
* Joins new dating apps to see how long it takes to get banned.
* Pretended to be a doctor and accidentally gave his friend an enema.
* Gets kicked out of places frequently.
	+ Got kicked out of the zoo for telling the monkeys they would make great astronauts.
* Has a ghost as a roommate.
* Caused Leo's apartment to be infested with ants after leaving leftover pizza behind his couch.

## Jobs

* Has a job at the circus.
* Before become an accountant, Nick was a professional skateboarder with a Vans sponsorship.
* Accidentally almost killed his boss by replacing his coffee with paint-thinner but the boss ended up liking the taste.
* Mattress tester

## Relationships

### Family

* Frequently learns about having lost brothers, sometimes through DNA testing but has yet to reach out to any of them.
* His 3rd cousin twice removed is famous and has big red hair.
* George Washington might be his 2nd cousin twice removed.

### Friends

* Nick is constantly asking his friends for cash and never pays them back.
* Nick has a turbulent friendship with Kelly, Nick loves to insult Kelly. Nick has expressed how he hates their friendship and Kelly once interrupted Nick by shouting 'Who cares?"

### Love Life

* Went on a date with a cat obsessed lady, possibly two.
* Is having an affair with 'The Boss'/Leo's sister-in-law.
* Has expressed interest in dating Manfred.
* Got more matches when dating after he posted pics of his pinky toe.
* Kelly says Nick broke up his dog walker because the guy wasn't an Aries, but Nick claims it was for Mr. Fluffy's emotional well being.

## Hobbies

* Kazoo collecting.
* Amateur snake charming (so good that cobras follow his social media).

## References

1. ↑ https://www.twitch.tv/watchmeforever/clip/DifferentTangentialCaterpillarLitty-QbIw-o69YbSefBZ6
2. ↑ https://www.twitch.tv/watchmeforever/clip/BigDependableKathyOhMyDog-A5CJqquYrMRmETIL
3. ↑ https://clips.twitch.tv/YawningSplendidPonyCorgiDerp-7Y-R4vYkoJoB9uf4
4. ↑ https://clips.twitch.tv/AgreeableHardChimpanzeeHeyGirl-hcs1yGuyed5tTWPb
5. ↑ https://clips.twitch.tv/TubularClumsyBobaCoolCat-08DZFmo919zvW2IE