Ernest Scared Stupid

“**Ernest Scared Stupid**” is the forty-ninth episode of the fourth season of We'll See You In Hell. It is a commentary episode.

## Episode Description

*Joe and Pat provide a commentary track for one of the grittiest horror films ever made — “Ernest Scared Stupid.” And they go deeeep into the Varneyverse as well. You don’t need to watch along with the movie. On with the Joe!*

## Commentary Topics

* HBO screen = The Sopranos for Pat, Curb Your Enthusiasm and Dennis Miller Live for Joe.
* Update your printer software Joe!
* Pat's never made love without involving the sink.
* Joe bought a Sega Game Gear at a video game swap meet and, despite being told otherwise, the capacitor is shot. The store hosting it (Game Realms in Burbank, a phenomenal shop) refunds his $50, which Joe quickly reinvests in a Sega Dreamcast.
* Facebook question, was Joe jealous of John Krasinski in last week's episode? Answer, no.
* Strangers With Candy, Pat's least favorite characters are Joe's favorites.
* The boys' history with Ernest P. Worrell.
* Joe's favorite Naked Gun 33 1/3 joke (contradicting his previous statement) is Leslie Nielsen with the tin cup yelling "Kill whitey! Attica!". Pat's is "like a midget at a urinal, I had to stay on my toes."
* Jim Varney died at 50?!
* Diedrich Bader's a very nice guy.
* On With The Joe!: The Xx - I Dare You. It's a rip off the Kings of Leon's Use Somebody, which no one mentioned at the time.
* And that Lana del Rey song is clearly a ripoff of Creep. Did she go out with Axl Rose?
* Pat's Movie Corner:
	+ Outrageous Fortune (Pat)
	+ Conan the Barbarian (Joe)
	+ "How did Anthony Hopkins pull off Best Actor for Silence of the Lambs? He's clearly doing an Eartha Kitt impression." - tweet that shook Pat to the core.
	+ Isle of Dogs (Pat)
	+ Andre the Giant (Joe)
	+ The Zen Diaries of Garry Shandling (Pat)
	+ Elvis Presley: The Searcher (Pat)
	+ Curb Your Enthusiasm (Joe)
		- SNL chose Finesse Mitchell over J.B. Smoove?!
* Joe's Scary Stuff:
	+ Metroid: Samus Returns for Nintendo 3DS
	+ Axiom Verge for Nintendo Switch
* The 1979 version of The In-Laws is so fucking good and funny, Ryan Gosling is great in The Nice Guys, and Meet the Parents is based on another movie (Alexander Payne and Jim Taylor did the final pass on the script).
* Shoutouts to Emily Florence and Ken Hanley, who are setting up a live show for the boys.
* Pat's been eating a vegan meal service, so it's diarrhea all day, and teaches Joe about the green juice cleanse. Joe then imitates Ernest doing a juice cleanse.
* This movie's going on forever... this is the last theatrical release.
* Director John Cherry's filmography.
* The movies Fast Food (starring Ernest and Traci Lords, Pat knows someone who got with her!) and Hamburger: The Motion Picture.
* Stormy Daniels is on the cover of the new Penthouse that Joe's fiction appears in, you can get Playboy at Pat's gym and in his childhood treehouse. A young neighborhood couple made love in that treehouse.
* Pat's youth reading Penthouse inside a Rolling Stone at the bookstore. Joe was able to just buy the porn.
* The career of Cary Elwes.
* The new Living Biblically features two David Krumholtz "Folks!" jokes.