Guide to Becoming Goodwater

Cover of the Guide

The Guide to Becoming Goodwater is a guide made by the Anti-Goodwater Association, as a method of propagating the cruelties of Goodwater. The Guide was first written by Kendrius, the leader of the Association, before being published later on after his retirement.

The Guide has received huge popularity after its release, as the camp was a very famous one, and nobody ever dared to go against the Goodwater Temple. Since many have read the Guide and discovered that the Government wouldn't help, they revolted against the Goodwater Temple, resulting in the Slaying war.

This Guide was one of the primary weapons used against the Goodwater Temple.

# Guide to Becoming Goodwater

*Note: this is a lifestyle. If you truly want to become Goodwater, you need the motivation and determination to do so. The guide will not work if you do not respond to these criterion.*

## Terms

- Children: The children of your concentration camp

## Disguise

Before we start the tutorial, make sure to disguise your camp as a "*School*"

## Goodwater Workout

300 Sets of

* 30 reps of beating penises
* 45 reps of thrusting into Children
* 30 reps of child abuse

Do this workout 5 days a week for as long as you can.

## Connections

Hire corrupt people that will easily be manipulated to your will.

Find connections in the Canadian Government with the money you steal from the Children.

## School leadership

### Protection-racketeering:

Make sure students pay to get good treatment, and abuse those who don't.

This way, you get passive income.

### Gentrification:

Following the previous point. Gentrificating your camp will provide even more money. Releasing the ones that don't give passive income will allow more rich kids to come; thus allowing higher passive income.

### Women:

One of the most important part of the role. You must leer at women to make sure they are wearing the shirt skirt you asked them to wear. If not, pressure their parents into submission, by threatening to release their child.

Once the parents are kissing your shoes, the child is yours. Feel free to call them to your office and blackmail them in sex. The short skirts you asked for will come in handy. With so many girls to rape, it will be easier to lift up their short skirts.

Solicitating is a must. The fact that they are minors means that their vaginas are in brand new condition. You will have better pleasure with these young maidens.

Also consider selecting homosexual women. These will touch each other and moan publicly. They will also be easier to rape, as they care less of the state of their hymen.

Consider disguising the infirmary as a hymen reconstruction center. This way, you will continuously enjoy the pleasure of a fresh hymen.

Make sure 70% of the school populace is compromised of women with an IQ of lower than 100. This will make them easier to manipulate, like a doll that you own.

### Men:

These are the ones to be aware of. Because you selected them from their higher intellect to increase the school's reputation, it will cause them to be more conscious of the cruel actions you make. If one sees you do implicit acts, make sure to call them to your office. Abuse them to the point they get PTSD and can't muster up the strength to rebel against you.

If one dares threaten you, you got it covered. Call your connections and arrest the rebel. Make sure the news doesn't spread that you are a fascist establishment by using your capital. This corrupted capitalistic society will gladly accept the donation, and the news article diminishing your camp's reputation will be long gone.

### The Adolescent:

The Adolescent are Children the ones who you abuse, manipulate, strip money from, and rape. Make sure to impose your authority from the get go, as these Children may be more rebellious and can ruin the reputation of the camp, stopping the flow of Children coming to your camp.

#### *Ways of controlling them*

* Target the minority for something they didn’t do
* Force them to wear uniforms that you tell them to
* Force them to wear their symbol
* Force them to work
* Take their possessions
* Abuse and harass them
* Impose your fascist leadership
* Sexually violate them

### The Young:

The Young are the ones you love to leer at the most. Their young and plump bodies are more weak and can easily be forced upon. Install cameras in the playground to be able to leer from the comfort of your office.

It is important to note that you should put an apostle to manipulate these Children. Get an office for them and tell them to mentally abuse the kids. Like so, when these Children will get ready to transition to the Adolescent.

### Cemetery:

Build a burial site for the ones you will release. Disguise this place as a cemetery, as to not get attention from the local population. It is important to have one, since you need a place to store bodies. It is also a perfect place for a meeting amongst your apostles.

This is also an effective method of passive income.

### Battle:

Whenever a Child wants to battle another, make sure to meet with them both to see which one will offer the better prize.

If a child can offer an amount of money and/or their vagina. The Child with the prize of higher value is the winner. Then, claim the prize and Punish the other.

### Punishment:

When you decide to punish one of the Children, you have 3 options:

* Receive payment from them
* Give them slavery work. (Write a resume for you, do your homework)
* Make them do yoga and rape them while they are in position. Since they are forced to do yoga, they cannot disobey the unconsented entrence of your penis.

## Conclusion

As this is a guide. This will not be a precise tutorial. If you can become Goodwater, the Goodwater should already be inside of you, so these simple instructions should come freely to your mind

If you start losing hair, it is working.

You are becoming the *next **Goodwater***.