Camping with the Animaniacs

Lincoln: I think we should invite the animaniacs for camping. They haven't gone in a long time.

Leni: Good idea.

Lynn Sr drives his family to the Warner Bros tower to pick up the animaniacs

Lori: Are you sure the animaniacs live there?

Lynn Sr: I am sure.

Wakko: Hi.

Yakko: Hello.

Dot: Good afternoon.

Rita: Hello animaniacs.

Yakko: What is your name?

Rita: I'm Rita. This is my husband Lynn Sr.

Yakko: Do you have kids?

Rita: Yes. In fact, I have 11.

Wakko: Where will Yakko, Dot, and I sit?

Rita: You can sit next to any of my kids.

Dot: Can I sit next to Leni?

Rita: Yes.

Wakko: Can I sit next to Lisa?

Rita: Sure.

Yakko: I really want to sit next to Lincoln please.

Rita: OK

Rita presses the gas pedal.

Lynn Sr: I need everyone to volunteer for each job. I will be in charge of dinner.

Rita: I will make sure nobody gets attacked by wild animals.

Lori: I literally be the boss of transitions.

Leni: I will be in charge of camp outfits.

Luna: I will be the manager for music.

Luan: I will be in charge of entertainment.

Lynn Jr: I will be the game manager.

Lucy: I will be in charge of campfire stories of course.

Lana: I want to be in charge of keeping the chosen RV up and running.

Lola: I will be in charge of the desserts.

Lisa: I can be the leader of hikes and study natural landmarks. And also I can be in charge of health.

Lincoln: I don't know what to be in charge of.

RIta: You can be in charge of keeping the earth safe.

Lincoln: OK.

Wakko: Let's hike up Gold Pine hill.

Lisa: I will lead.

Wakko: OK

Everbody hikes up Gold Pine Hill.

Lisa: Wow. A real gold pine tree. I cannot wait to add it to my new species list.

After the hike.....

Lynn Sr: I'll get dinner started. You go explore the RV.

Lincoln: This is nice.

Leni: This is totes luxurious.

Lori: I have an outlet to plug in my phone to let it charge.

Yakko: Perfect for my Nations of the World.

Wakko: And my america song.

Dot: And for dancing and singing.

Lynn Sr and everyone else roasts hot dogs.

Lynn Sr serves the hot dogs to the others.

Wakko: I LOVE HOT DOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone eats the hot dogs on their plates.

Lola: Let's roast some smores.

Luan: What did the marshmallow say to the chocolate bar???

Yakko: I don't know. What???

Luan: Let's have smore fun. [laughs]

Everyone: [laughs]

Everyone roasts their marshmellows and eats their smores.

Luan: Would anybody like Smore??? Get it??

Yakko: Luan. You're funny.

Wakko: We already ate.

Luan: Alright.

Lucy: A scary tale I shall now tell. The legend of the two-headed cassowary.

Lynn Sr: That sounds scary

Lucy: One day, two men decided to go on a walk. They walked to an unknown forest to grab some ancient treasure. But what they didn't know is that the unknown forest belonged to a two-headed cassowary. The two-headed cassowary chased the two men to a dead end. And he ate them. Both of them. And they make lurk here too.

Lincoln: That is spooky alright.

Lori: It might be time to head to a bedroom in the RV.

Everyone chooses their bed and sleeps soundly.

Random Coyote: [laughs]

Lola: I think the two-headed cassowary is real.

Lana: And it's heading right for us.

Lola and Lana: [screams in terror]

Luna: Oh no. It is the two-headed cassowary.

Lori: I am literally scared.

Lincoln: The two-headed cassowary is going to eat us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luna: Run for your lives dudes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luan: I'm probably scared too.

Leni: I have to hide away somewhere so I don't get eaten.

The Loud Kids (except Lisa and Lucy) and the Animaniacs: WE'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lisa: Calm down everyone. There is no such thing as a two-headed cassowary.

Lola: But we heard a sound that sounds like it.

Lisa: Those are wild animals putting themselves to sleep.

Luna grabs a classic guitar, plays soft notes, and sings Hush Little Baby.

Everyone falls fast asleep.

The next morning....

Lynn Sr: Good morning everyone

Rita: It might be time to get going.

Lincoln: Alright.

A few hour later......

Rita: We're home.

Lynn Sr: I agree.

Lincoln: Safe from the two-headed cassowary.

Lisa: Two-headed cassowaries don't exist Lincoln.

Lincoln: Oh. Sorry about that.

Lisa: Everybody makes mistakes.

The End