Poopsie Goouche

Poopsie Goouche in 2015

Pipsie Goouche (younger brother)

Kareem E. Britches (cousin)

Poopsie Doopsie Goouche (April 28, 1995 - October 14, 2016) was an American record producer, songwriter, and talent agent. Goouche emerged onto the music scene in 2015 following the success of his clients K.D. Parry and Juan Direction. Towards the end of his life, Goouche began producing Kareem E. Britches, as well as the supergroup Chinese Sweatshop.

## Music Career

### Initial Success

Poopsie Goouche began his music career in 2015 as a talent scout for Hambone Records. Goouche found immediate success after discovering sixteen year old K.D. Parry performing at a high school talent show in Wyoming. Executives at Hambone were initially hesitant to sign Parry due to her facial deformities, but Goouche assured them that they would be able to exploit her for profit. After Parry was signed to the label, Goouche was promoted to manager and begun touring with Parry around southern Mexico.

During a show in X-Hazil Sur, Mexico, Goouche discovered Geraldo Estillos. Estillos was a custodian at the venue that Parry was performing at. Goouche heard Estillos signing while Estillos cleaned vomit off a bathroom floor and immediately recognized his potential. Estillos told Goouche that he was a member of an eighteen piece band called Las Chingadas. After auditioning for Goouche, the group was signed to the record label. However, tragedy struck as thirteen of the group members died when their tent was struck by lightning. The group was then reorganized under the new name Juan Direction.

With the success of his two acts, Goouche quickly made his name known in the music world. Goouche began songwriting in addition to managing. Together with Geraldo Estillos, Goouche wrote "Prefect"; an international hit in over nine countries. In the United States, the song reached #201 on the Billboard Charts.

Goouche also produced songs for other artists including Areola Grande.

In mid-September of 2016, Goouche joined K.D. Parry on her tour of Syria and Andorra. Shortly into it, Goouche was hired by Guinea Pig Records. Goouche departed Syria and returned to the United States to begin work with Kareem E. Britches (then known as Yazzy Yeff).

### Yazzy Yeff, Chinese Sweatshop, and Career Decline

Between September 17 and September 20, Goouche worked with Yazzy Yeff on his haunting ballad "Becky". At the same time, Goouche began to produce for Yazzy Yeff's new supergroup Chinese Sweatshop. Almost immediately tensions began to rise between Goouche and Yazzy Yeff. Despite the tensions, Chinese Sweatshop managed to release numerous tracks, including: "Parisian Nights" and "Soggy Undies".

The downfall of the relationship between Goouche and Yazzy Yeff came on October 3, 2016. While recording Chinese Sweatshop's next song "Animal Noises", Goouche halted the recording after Yazzy Yeff refused to stop moaning. Eventually after a heated exchange, Yazzy Yeff flung his own feces at Goouche, hitting Goouche in the face. Goouche was restrained and escorted out by Yazzy Yeff's father, while Yazzy Yeff was given warm milk and a tummy rub from his mother.

The next door, Guinea Pig Records formally terminated Poopsie Goouche's contract. Enraged, Goouche took to Facebook to unleashed a tirade describing his tenure with Guinea Pig Records.

## Death

Goouche rejoined K.D. Parry on tour in Andorra on October 10, 2016.

While in Andorra, Goouche became reinvigorated and begun to write new music for K.D. Parry and Areola Grande. Goouche was further inspired when Hambone Records agreed to bring on Poopsie's younger brother, Pipsie, as an intern.

On the night of October 14, 2016, Goouche called up his brother Pipsie to deliver the good news. At the end of their conversation, Pipsie asked Poopsie to promise that he would not be killed by a pack of wild cats (A debilitating phobia which Pipsie apparently suffers from). Poopsie responded by saying "Hey bro, after all the pussy (meaning vagina) I've ate, there's gonna come a day when the pussy bites back." Unbeknownst to either brother, Poopsie's words would prove tragically prophetic.

Goouche and K.D. Parry eventually left their hostel in Arans to go on a walk. After having sex at a local elementary school playground, the two began to walk back to the hostel. However, the fish-like smell from Parry's vagina attracted various packs of feral cats. Some 45 cats soon converged on the two. Goouche heroically stayed back to face the cats alone, allowing Parry time to escape. Goouche was soon overcome as the pack of cats obscured his entire body from Parry's view. When the group of felines dispersed, all that remained of Poopsie Goouche were most of his skeleton and some shreds of his clothes.

Goouche was formally pronounced dead by the local coroner two days later.

## Tributes

Grief-stricken by what she witness, K.D. Parry took to song writing as an outlet. She wrote her song "My Strange Is Strange (Without You)" about Goouche's death.

Juan Direction performed a tribute concert in Goouche's memory in their hometown of X-Hazil Sur, Mexico. Playing to a sold-out crowd of twelve, the members of the band reflected on their friendship with Goouche.

Areola Grande released a song cowritten by Goouche entitled "Pen15" and performed the song on Jimmy Kimmel while in the nude.

Kareem E. Britches took to Facebook and wrote "Lol, get fucked kid (two laughing emojis)" in response to the announcement of Goouche's death by his Facebook page.