Happy Cute Children (1999, 2000)

Happy Cute Children is a Flash animated series created by Robert Stewart and Noah Simmons on December 6th, 1999. Despite the show's name, the show has lots of blood and gore. During late 1999, the show only had 2 seasons, so the show had to move to Cattube in 2009 for a third season. The series later got it's own TV show in 2008, but was banned in the Republic Of Turkey because many Turkish children got traumatized by the close-ups of the blood and intestines in some episodes. Because of this, Noah Simmons responded to the situation by saying it was just a cartoon parody that wasn't meant to be taken too seriously, because it was made by an anti-hentai company.

## Theme Song

The theme song was performed by Plamen Ginev, June from Little Einsteins and Qubo Logo, with high-pitched voices speaking gibberish.

### Lyrics

Da da da da da da da da

Doo doo doo doo doo doo, la la la la la la la la la la la la la

## Episodes

**1999: Season 1**

**Dangerous Friendships**

June from Little Einsteins, Qubo Logo, Plamen Ginev and Rollercoaster Guy get introduced in a rollercoaster ride, somewhere in Zulu the Niloya Pony Bedding in Kittenville. June from Little Einsteins gets her stomach pierced by an electronic fan, causing her intestines and blood to fly out of her body. Rollercoaster Guy throws June from Little Einsteins' dead body at Qubo Logo and Plamen Ginev's rollercoaster cart, and both of them scream like little girls. Rollercoaster Guy's body gets shredded on the rollercoaster tracks, causing half of his body to fly away and get crushed by the floor. Qubo Logo and Plamen Ginev's bodies are now crushed by June from Little Einsteins' dead body, as well as their rollercoaster cart getting smashed into 17 pieces.

**2009: Season 3**

**Made In Love**

June and Qubo Logo are drinking strawberry/banana juice. June from Little Einsteins puts strawberries and bananas in her blender as Rollercoaster Guy comes over, holding a sharp metallic stick. Qubo Logo watches the entire thing and spits his strawberry/banana drink at June from Little Einsteins' face while she screams in pain after being stabbed in the eyes and ears by his metallic stick. Half of June from Little Einsteins' face is covered with bandages and she is still making strawberry/banana juice. Rollercoaster Guy stabs June again and spins her dead body until June dies. To make sure Qubo Logo isn't watching the rest of Rollercoaster Guy's dumb activity, he puts June's dead body in the strawberry/banana juice.

## Highlighter's Date

### Roses

A pink highlighter is going on a date with a wooden hammer, not knowing that he is a serial killer. The wooden hammer proceeds to act innocent to the pink highlighter by giving her a beautiful rose. The highlighter sniffs the rose and sighs happily, but suddenly the wooden hammer pulls out a corkscrew and starts to stab the highlighter in her eyes and cut her tongue off while she screams loudly in pain. The last thing we see is the highlighter's bleeding corpse in the wooden hammer's point of view as he throws the boxcutter over her head.

### Romance of True Death

A green highlighter is next to a blue highlighter on a lavender and pastel pink boat. The green highlighter sighs happily at the amazing sight of a pink and orange gradient sunset, but she doesn't seem to notice that her blue boyfriend is in danger until she hears chainsaw revving noises out of nowhere, and she starts freaking out at his bleeding corpse. The green highlighter sees that a giant Buzzsaw caused this horrific accident as we hear chainsaw revving noises again. The camera pans down to the green highlighter's dead body sitting next to the blue highlighter's bleeding and rotting corpse.

## Trivia

* There are 23 deaths, with the Highlighter's Date spin-off having the most grotesque deaths in Kittenville community history.
* June from Little Einsteins suffers more deaths than Qube or Plamen Ginev, as Rollercoaster Guy sometimes dies in the 1999-2014 episodes.