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Armless Bro

The lesser variant of Weed Bro.

**Armless Bro** was a somewhat common variation of Weed Bro. Armless Bro is missing both of his arms, and lacks both the blunt (because of it being a bad habit to him) and the gold chains of his lookalike. He is also extremely emotional, as he cried profusely during one of Weed Bro's infamous zingers. He is a possible failed clone of Weed Bro, usually acting as the antithesis to him. Other times, Armless Bro serves the purpose of setting up the punchline to Weed Bro's joke when no other character serves the purpose. In other words, Armless Bro is the stand-in character.

## Relationship with Weed Bro

Armless Bro can only appear alongside Weed Bro. Despite this complete dependency on him, Armless Bro and Weed Bro never seem to share a genuine conversation. Weed Bro always has to hit Armless with a relentless zinger or just a regular joke. One time Weed Bro was sick in bed, and when Armless Bro visited him, he delivered back a berating, filled with anger from the constant fakeness Weed Bro delivered unto him over the years. This marked a major stage in Weed Bro's development as a character and person.

Also he may be the clone of Weed Bro. This is supported as in the comic previously mentioned, we see numerous other Armless Bros, as well as some other Weed Bros. We can assume that these are identical copies of the original Weed Bro and Armless Bro, and that the clones with chains must've stolen them from Weed Bro's secret stash.

## Death

Weed Bro enjoyed his time with the near exact clone of himself. Weed Bro knew, however, that this clone had to be inferior than the OG, as a better Weed Bro would rip the universe to shreds. This is why that, when Armless Bro started showing signs of mutations and intellectual growth, Weed Bro killed Armless Bro.

It is presumed Armless Bro's inexplicable smartness came from binge watching Rick and Morty instead of studying for the exam. Weed Bro didn't watch Rick and Morty, instead opting for The Big Bang Theory.

Any instances of Armless Bro take place before the fateful exam day.

## Funeral

On Armless Bro's Funeral, Weed Bro assured Armless Bro that he has updated Armless Bro's Facebook Profile about his demise. It should be noted that the arms he sprouted at his death were still left intact. This is because he didn't really die - he just wanted to escape weed bros wrath because he had sex with Tina.

## Afterlife

Armless Bro was condemned to Cybernetic Hell for his sins.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/6y4nj1/bro\_tackles\_the\_subject\_of\_pedophilia/
2. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/8u0uyh/epic\_advice\_bro/
Jaan

Jaan in 2018

**Jaan** is Tina's third known love interest, With the first being Weed Bro and the second being Rockin' Hair Bro.

Not much is known about Jaan's relationship with Tina, But it appears to be hostile.

## Trivia

* Jaan is normiespeak for 'my life' in Cybernetic India. Is used in the same context as dear or babe or my love and stuff.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemeteryLore/comments/97h6o5/so\_theres\_a\_bro\_called\_jaan/e4886j7/
2. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemeteryLore/comments/97h6o5/so\_theres\_a\_bro\_called\_jaan/e4a16wg/
Maladar Massacre

The **Maladar Massacre** was a coordinated terrorist attack undertaken by S.C.H.O.O.L. on 27 September 2017 in Maladar, Cybernetic India. The attack used unorthodox methods: Instead of rounding up or gassing anyone, S.C.H.O.O.L. used Lions to maul and devour innocent bystanders in the Maladar Zoo. 183 died, and another 20 were wounded.

The attack was condemned by Cybernetic Indian government as well as 9Gag, CONGO, The Fourth Reich, And the United States of B.

## Background

### Battle of Jaithari

*Main articles: Battle of Jaithari, S.C.H.O.O.L. Insurgency*

Earlier, Weed Bro had narrowly escaped death by the hands of Major Rohan during the Battle of Jaithari. He had gone into hiding and took on life as a zoo manager.

### Financial Difficulties

The Attacks were preceded by failure to collect money from costumers. Initially, The Entry fee had been put at 10k indian rupees ($150). Following financial difficulties due to the fact that few potential customers were willing to pay the high price, he lowered it to ₹5000 or $76. Then he lowered it to ₹1000 or $15.

When he realized that still no one was willing to pay these prices, he conceived a brilliant plan: He would make the zoo free to enter, but then after the visitors would come he would release lions and make the exit fee ₹20000 or $305.

## Attacks

At 16:00 on 27 September 2017, Weed Bro opened the gates of the lion den and allowed the lions to attack visitors. The Visitors were shocked and desperately tried to get out of the zoo, But weed bro had made the exit fee ₹20000 or $305. 38 lucky people had enough money on hand at the moment, Allowing S.C.H.O.O.L. to make ₹760000 in revenue. The lions continued to rampage throughout the zoo and kill 183 people. 20 people managed to illegally escape without paying, But they were wounded.

## Aftermath

The Attack gave S.C.H.O.O.L. international infamy and allowed them to make ₹760000 in revenue, As well as commit their deadliest terrorist attack so far. The legitimacy of the Indian police was harmed.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/72shsz/bro\_has\_zoothe\_conspiracy\_thiccens/dnl280d/
Battle of Boonville

Location
 Result
 Belligerents
15 Prisoners
 Causalities and Losses

The **Battle of Boonville** was the second battle fought between the 4th of January movement and the Cybernetic American government. The Battle resulted in a decisive rebel victory, And it effectively resurrected the insurrectionary movement.

## Background

*Main Article: January 4th incident*

Earlier on, A secret Columbian prison school had been burned, Allowing several subjects to escape. However, Not all were able to make it to freedom, And a sizable amount of prisoners were captured by the Navy seals. However, One navy seal, Instead of transferring the Prisoners to the Federal Government, Instead decided to capture 15 prisoners for himself to use in a Secret Labour Internment Camp in Boonville, Missouri. The Navy Seal would regularly come to the prisoners masked, Never revealing his face to the prisoners.

## Battle

The Navy seal quickly ambushed the guards and killed both. One guard confusingly tried to shoot back, And non-fatally wounded one prisoner.

## Aftermath

Afterwards, The Navy seal would force the prisoners to join a cult worshiping him as the one true god, Worshiping him for the "liberation" of the prisoners.
Ben Shapiro's March to the Sea

Feminazi Soldiers fighting against Rebels

### Result

Decisive Rebel Victory* Gamer Republic, S.C.H.O.O.L. and Petoria declare war on Natty's Regime.

**Ben Shapiro's March to the Sea** was a military campaign of the 4th of January Movement's war against Natty's regime, conducted throughout Georgia by Anti-Feminazi resistance leader Ben Shapiro. The campaign began with Shapiro's troops leaving the captured city of Atlanta on November 1st, and ended with Shapiro's troops linking up with the rebel pocket in Florida on November 14th. The campaign succeeded thanks to the aid of Minioncels, and is believed to be a possible turning point in the ongoing Cybernetic American civil war, which started with Natty's Coup in April. The success of the campaign led the Gamer Republic, S.C.H.O.O.L. and Petoria to declare war on Natty's Regime.
Paul-Bro

Paul-Bro being a bit cheeky

Paul is a bro who wears a blue hoodie, thick-rimmed glasses, a beard, and has no legs.

Paul values chivalry and would preform CPR to resuscitate it if possible. He heavily indicates that his desire to do this has ulterior motives of an amorous nature.

## Sexuality (speculative)

There has been some speculation over Paul's sexuality, given that Chivalry is generally a masculine concept, and he heavily implies that he would like to have intimate contact with it. It's likely he is attracted to women as well however, given his favor toward chivalry. Judging by this he is most likely either bisexual or is somehow sexually attracted to abstract concepts in addition to women/men.
Cold War II

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 Location
 Status
* Foreign Dictator Bro installed as dictator of Cybernetic Pakistan following successful invasion
* Donbass war remains a stalemate
* Weed Bro arrested, given a not guilty verdict,
	+ arrested again, given another not guilty verdict,
	+ arrested a third time, pardoned again.
 Belligerents
    Cybernetic Pakistan
    Mamnoon Hussain (Killed in action)
    Annoying Orange
    Marshmallow
    Bronald Trump
    Petro Poroshenko |     Vladimir Putin
    Foreign Dictator Bro
    Weed Bro
    Rockin' Hair Bro

**Cold War II** refers to the renewed state of conflict between CSTO and NATO. It has caused the rise of the notorious S.C.H.O.O.L. Organization.

## Background

*Main articles: Great Indian War, Cold war, Kargil War*

In 1991, After 46 years of diplomatic tensions, the Cybernetic Soviet Union collapsed. This unexpected event sent shockwaves through the world; Russian GDP shrank almost 4 times.

It wasn't until Cybernetic Russian's current tsar, Vladimir Putin, restored Cybernetic Russia to its former glory that a second cold war begin. Cybernetic Russia is currently preparing to destroy Cybernetic America with the help of Cybernetic Pakistan and S.C.H.O.O.L..

As would be expected in a cold war, there is little direct fighting between the main belligerents; Russia would instead resort to using various governments and organizations, including S.C.H.O.O.L., as puppets.

Cybernetic Russia secured an alliance with Cybernetic Pakistan, reaching an agreement whereby Russia would secretly provide Pakistan with resources the nation desperately needed to save their crumbling economy, and in return, Pakistan would assault America on behalf of Russia.

## Beginning of conflict (Early 2000s - 2014)

*Due to suppression by the Cybernetic Russia government, the Be Like Bro wiki currently has little information available regarding this period. We apologize for the inconvenience and are currently searching for more information. Thank you for your patience.*

## War in Donbass (2014)

A dictator seizes control of the Ukrainian government, but is stopped by the Ukrainian Liberation Army with the help of Cybernetic Russia.

## The Indian Front

*Main Article: S.C.H.O.O.L. Insurgency*

S.C.H.O.O.L., with help from the Pakistani funds, attacks Cybernetic India in an attempt to destroy the western-aligned Indian government.

## CSTO invasion of Pakistan (4-9 September 2017)

In late 1 A.F. (August 2017 in the Gregorian Calendar), the leader of Pakistan is overthrown in a military coup by Foreign Dictator Bro with help from Cybernetic Russia and Afghanistan, who becomes the new dictator of Cybernetic Pakistan.
Incel

**Incel** (not INCEL) is, according to the 3D American government, a terrorist organization active across the Universe, in much of the Third Dimension and the Cyber, including Cybernetic America and Cybernetic India. Its members are called **the incels**. It is allegedly allied, officially or unofficially, with some Cybernetic organizations, including Channel 4. The organization is purportedly religious, with various mystery cults centering around specific figures, some of whom are not members of Incel, or were not before they died, being followed by certain members. A council of religious officials is said to manually approve each cult to be compatible with the group's dogma. According to the reports, the organization is divided into largely autonomous cells in order to avoid detection. The organization is highly controversial, with some questioning its very existence and alleging that the group may have been invented by the 3D American government.
Cringe

**Cringe** is the opposite of Dankness. It is when a prank backfires, and a troll becomes a chump. Those that become cringe get posted on /r/CringeAnarchy or /r/ComedyCemetery, where no redditor wants to be. They get downvoted, which means bad karma, which means no more free internet points.

## Death by Cringe

If a sufficiently large amount of Cringe is attained, It will start to harm your body, and at one point, can kill you.

Pickle Rick famously died this way during his battle with Funwaa.
Brave Soldier

The Death of the Valiant Soldier

Griffinwaa

Grifunwaa

Ashisutosh

**Griffin Richardson**, more commonly known as **The Brave Soldier** was a valiant Soldier known for his heroic deeds in the Funwaa-Gumwaa war. He was kidnapped by a Gumwaa Spy On October 16, 2017, tortured and murdered. He will be remembered forever.

## Early Life

Griffin Richardson was born in The First Days of the Cyber and lived in a poor family. Despite growing up in poverty Funwa (a pronoun for The Funwaa) always wanted to serve the Funwaa. Funwa lost Funvas family to the Gumwaa. Enraged, Funwa enlisted at the age of 14.

## Military Service

Nothing known about this period, however it is certain Funwa performed heroic deeds.
GameStop Uprising

*Not to be confused with the gamer uprising.*

The **GameStop Uprising** is an ongoing gamer uprising against the rule of billionaires on the Cyber and in the Third Dimension. In the fight, the gamers have been joined by many others, even some of their traditional enemies - indeed, it may now be inaccurate to describe the conflict as being "gamer". All major webzones are involved in some way. The opening strikes were planned on Reddit and executed with key support from Discord, whose commoners generally support their Redditor brethren in the struggle for the redistribution of wealth and whose moderators believe the billionaires are unfair competition.

Unsurprisingly, the events are highly controversial. Many observers have claimed that the uprising is highly successful and praiseworthy, but others have claimed it is being manipulated or has been a trick since its beginning. Significant infighting has broken out among gamer forces, and various gamer leaders have alleged that this infighting is being intentionally stimulated by their opponents.
Jamaica!

Jamaica is home! Good times! Good life!

**Jamaica** is home is a term popularized be there at 6 the guy I talked to my dad he was last year and the peacock feathers are for sure going for the delay and tell me if I need time for your support in life is ruined my Biology the guy that was the first time I saw him in the new year to all our love you and miss the guy I was on a few things I would like to make sure I have to get my car fixed I don't think you need time off and tell Me what you think of this one more person picture I took a nap.

## History

Independence for the socially escaped the numerous Caribbean pirategy to formed planternationald Sangston by the early group of Jews dependence of C. R. Ellis, Esq. M.P., c. 1820

By the mid-1980s, exacerbated by force as problems years of a survey showed religious international producers, the conquest of almost 20 to 1. Although the island. Primarily working approximately 60% of inequality among the England as the plantation needed the voters elected to live a province in 1845, Chines, Ltd. left the Britain, citing in 1834, with the UK had became manteca bahía (or Bay of Lard), alluding to round the Duchess of Cornwall during a series of 1738 and 1739, the British took over rule of Jamaica had become a clandest cathedral of the white, 5,000 free people.During to the late 17th century, twice that the capital.

### Recent history

Yesterday when i went to school, John said **69!!!!** This was quite funny because this was the sex number. It was in fact so funny, That the entire classroom laughed uncontrollably. We began suffering from asphyxiation. We are now in the hospital. It was worth it though, As it was a truly *epic* joke.
Munna

Weed Bro's transgender girlfriend.

**Munna** is the transgender girlfriend of Weed Bro. Her parents are Sarcastic Auntie and Sarcastic Bro. Sarcastic Bro is the nephew of Sarcastic Aunty. She was the first person to ever be LOVED LIKE BOSS by Weed Bro. Thanks to Weed Bro's loving intervention, Munna decides to give life another chance. Sarcastic Bro later owns up to his shortcomings as a father in this heartwarming tale of acceptance and redemption.

## Possible second appearance

A character resembling Munna presenting as female was referred to with Male pronouns by Armless Bro in one comic, as he accuses her of stealing his pencil. If this character is jndeed Munna, this migendering on Armless Bro's part demonstrates him to be less accepting than Weed Bro, who loved her like boss.

In a confirmed appearance, Munna has had sex reassignment surgery and is now known as Moon

☀https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/9z5ans/teacher\_mad\_lmao/
Joke Repetition

In the world of the Cyber, the most common form of humor and overall communication is through jokes. Many characters who the audience is familiar with are known to crack plethora of jokes, zingers, goofs, gaffs, knee-slappers, and funnies. Therefore, it may not come as a surprise that the inhabitants of the Cyber tend to **repeat their jokes**, usually repeating other's jokes. Recently, however, it is now affecting the names of the people of the cyber.

## Possible Causes and Implications of Joke Repeating

The people of the Cyber may have a sort of mana bank of jokes; they work with a set amount of humorous quips. This may lead to the rehashing of other character's jokes. The people of the Cyber may also be glitching from time to time -- they are all digital, after all -- which causes them to repeat the same string of dialogue or scenarios.

A more recent example of Joke Repeating is where Tommy Max approaches, not Sarcastic Bro, but Weed Bro. This encounter is nearly identical to the infamous Tommy Max v. Sarcastic Bro duel. Weed Bro even says that *his* name is Abdul Khan Mohammad.

This has some serious implications for the overarching lore. However, some common explanations are: (1) Sarcastic Bro told Weed Bro about his encounter with Tommy, leading Weed Bro to use the same method of dealing with Tommy that Sarcastic Bro used, all for that extra epic trolling on Tommy Max, (2) Weed Bro's Father is not very creative with names, so he named both of his children Abdul Khan Mohammad, or (3) Weed Bro was imagining Sarcastic Bro the whole time as a coping method of being abused by his parents. He gave his imaginary brother the same name as himself. Of course, the third explanation is the least likely, as Sarcastic Auntie's love affair with Sarcastic Bro wouldn't make much sense, and also Sarcastic Bro functions even when Weed Bro is not around.

For the time being, we should assume the first explanation is true, and that Weed Bro's name is not Abdul Khan Mohammad.
Not Guilty (legal loophole)

*This article is not about the Not Guilty legal loophole.* *You may be looking for the two characters who have been named "Not Guilty."*

A **Not Guilty** verdict in the court of law means that the accused will not be charged for whatever crime they have been accused of doing. Usually, the defense of the accused must prove, beyond a reasonable doubt, that the accused did not commit the crime.

In Cybernetic India, however, the law system is different from that of many other Cybernetic countries and the 3rd Dimension as a whole. One of its most flagrant flaws has been exposed by the High Bros and Weed Bro, where it appears that simply uttering the phrase, "You are not guilty," or any variations with the same meaning, acquits the defense of their accused crimes, although it does not prevent the government from attempting extrajudicial countermeasures, as seen in the Cybernetic Indian military's confrontation with Weed Bro following his infamous acquittal (although he still avoided punishment).

In a scenario that's happened at least thrice, a character (an unidentified High Bro, Weed Bro, and Bobby Schmurda) was put on trial for some crime; in Weed Bro's case it was for making an emergency call to the police to report the large number of dead people at a cemetery, and in the High Bro's case it was for an unknown misdemeanor, or perhaps a more severe crime, if you were to be pessimistic about it. In either case, the judge or prosecutor asked either of our heroes for their names. The protagonist then replied, saying, "Not Guilty." This, of course, confused the judge/prosecutor, who then asked a clarifying question, "What?" The accused then replied something to the effect of, "I had my name legally changed to Not Guilty." The judge, or in some cases, the prosecutor, would then say something not dissimilar to, "So you are 'Not Guilty'?" This then prompted the defense to walk out of the courtroom as if the final verdict was "Not Guilty."

The actual legality of this does not seem to matter, as both Weed Bro and the High Bro are still kicking it out in Cybernetic India, away from the cold metal bars of the slammer.

In all of these scenarios, it is unknown if the hero keeps their name as Not Guilty, or if they changed it back to whatever name they held prior. For all intents and purposes, we assume that they do in fact change it back, and that Weed Bro and High Bro will continue to be called Weed Bro and High Bro.

The loophole is not present in the legal system of Cybernetic America, and hence the infamous criminal Marshmallow could not use it to evade punishment, although he did through other means.
CONGO

The flag?

### Motto

“Forget Gumwaa Have Funwaa” - official motto, same as Funwaa“Justice – Paix – Travail” - gay unofficial motto

**The Cybernetic and Democratic Republic of the Congo** or commonly known as **Congo!**, is a Funwaa colony located in Central Africa. It borders Cybernetic Uganda to the east.

## History

In 1960 Derpina and two clones of herself founded the Democratic Republic after one of the girls bought a new car. In 2017 CONGO was colonized by Funwaa forces, it has been this way since.
Democratic Kingdom of Gameria

Flag of Gameria

Society Islands

The **Democratic Kingdom of Gameria** is an Island nation in the Pacific ocean, Which is in a personal union with the Gamer Republic.

The country controls most of the Society Islands. The nation is populated by Gamers tired of beeing considered as outcast/losers. the red and blue represent the common team colours when you play online in team, the green represent the the open mindness of the people and the pentagram represent the fictional worlds that the gamers love so much. the reason why it is considered a democratic kingdom is because like the U.K. there is a Monarchy and a parlement, so the people can vote for which party they want to run the country, but the people can also choose who could be the next monarch between the previous monarch's childrens.

1. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/vexillology/comments/436arj/the\_democratic\_kingdom\_of\_gameria/
Gajodhar

**Funny Man Gajodhar** is the man responsible for the current destruction of the United States of America. His invasion on April 26th, 2015 sets off the destruction of the known planet. He is an admin of Laughing Colors, which funded his terrible invasion. He is also known to be a skilled pilot.

Funny Man Gajodhar is one of the many Gajodhars who freely roam Cybernetic India. Funny Man Gajodhar is the only Gajodhar born in a foreign country, the tiny Central Asian Prankster Gangster Nation. Funnyman Gajodhar is relatively normal since there are police Gajodhars, Fat Gajodhars, thin Gajodhars and even mutated Gajodhars.
Luke

Luke after being told by Hitler that he is his son

Jean-Luke Picard

I don't like sand

Jedi

Leia (sister)

Darth Plagueis (the wise)

United Federation of Planets

Station Alpha

Jean-Luke Picard (Skywalker) is a son of Hitler and the main character of popular televison animated series Star Trek and the city of a thousand planets.

## Friends

* His sister Leia

* Han Solo (shot first)
* Vader (Father in the movies)
* Roy? Ray? (his student in the 8th movie)
* Sand he used it to kill his father in the 6th movie

## Enemies

* Empire
* Sand (before he helped killing his father)
Battle of Jaithari

Part of
 Result
* Death of Major Rohan
 Belligerents
 Strength
 Causalities and Losses

The **Battle of Jaithari** was a military confrontation between S.C.H.O.O.L. and the Armed Forces of Cybernetic India. It started and ended on September 10th, 2017 and resulted in a decisive victory for S.C.H.O.O.L.

## Background

*See also: S.C.H.O.O.L. Insurgency*

After Weed Bro had escaped judicial punishment for a third time using the infamous Not Guilty legal loophole - in this case, for reporting the amount of dead people at a cemetery -, the Cybernetic Indian parliament was placed a bounty of 6.5 million Indian rupees on Weed Bro's head using the event as an excuse, with the goal of eliminating Weed Bro for his involvement in S.C.H.O.O.L. attacks, which included a bank robbery and a school burning, wasting police time and money through his epic trolling, and presumably for attempting to murder Tina, although she ultimately survived. Weed Bro quickly went into hiding but was unable to flee Cybernetic India itself due to Foreign Dictator Bro having just been installed as the dictator of Cybernetic Pakistan, and so hid in the city of Jaithari itself, where he was discovered by an Indian soldier who proceeded to open fire. This was the government's first real chance to kill Weed Bro, which they believed would give them a decisive edge in the S.C.H.O.O.L. Insurgency.

## Battle

The Battle began when Major Rohan fired a single bullet at Weed Bro using a Taurus .44 Magnum, but the round was caught using a clever device made by Weed Bro crafted from a magnet and a discarded helmet. Weed Bro followed up the failed assault by presumably shooting him.

## Aftermath

Even though Weed Bro managed to defeat the Major Rohan, this battle nonetheless forced him to be more cautious in his operations. He became increasingly paranoid, Culminating in his murder of Armless Bro.
RVCJ

Supposed flag of the RVCJ

The **RVCJ** is an alleged terrorist organization in Cybernetic India, Used as a way to label opponents of the state as terrorists by associating them with this organization. On May 26th 2017, Cybernetic India passed a law prohibiting unilateral capital punishment, After which this organization became obsolete.

Derpina was a supposed member of this group, Before she was killed in the Battle of Attur.
Gamers never die

**Gamers never die** (Full title: **Gamers never die, they respawn**)is the official anthem of the Gamer Republic since 19 September 2018. Before that, The anthem was "Gamers of the world, Rise up!" which has now become the Gamer Republic's motto.

## Text

Here's the story of us Gamers, a people both fair and great.

On the 21st of April an independent state.

This was much against the wishes of certain governments.

Whose leaders tried to break us down, to make us all repent.

'Cause we're all Gamers and we'll fight through thick and thin.

We'll keep our land a free land, stop the enemy coming in.

We'll troll those fеminazi libtards epic style.

This mighty land will prosper for Gamers never die (they respawn).

They can send their men to murder

and they can shout their words of hate.

But the cost of keeping this land free will never be too great.

For our men and boys are fighting for the things that they hold dear.

This land and all its people will never disappear.

'Cause we're all Gamers and we'll fight through thick and thin.

We'll keep our land a free land, stop the enemy coming in.

We'll troll those fеminazi libtards epic style.

This mighty land will prosper for Gamers never die (they respawn).

We'll preserve this little nation, for our children's children too.

For once you're a Gamer, no other land will do

We will stand forth in the sunshine, with the truth upon our side.

And if we have to go alone, we'll go alone with pride.

Cause' we're all Gamers and we'll fight through thick and thin.

We'll keep our land a free land, stop the enemy coming in.

We'll troll those fеminazi libtards epic style.

This mighty land will prosper for Gamers never die (they respawn).
General Government

The flag of the General Government.

The **General Government** was a Facebook occupation authority which controlled most of Reddit since the Invasion of Reddit by Facebook until the Gamer Uprising, although a small few holdouts remained against the Normie invasion. Areas of Reddit which were so overwhelmingly Normie that they were regarded as Cringe-worthy even by most of the rest of Reddit including /r/funny and /r/pics were *de facto* annexed into Facebook proper, although they officially remained under the General Government. /u/spez, who was the Honorable Chairman of Reddit prior to its fall to Facebook, is the only Governor-General, and it has been speculated that he assisted with and likely helped planned the invasion.

The General Government took various steps to Facebookify Reddit, including redesigning profile pages and officially renaming its subdivisions from subreddits to "communities" (although the former is still overwhelming used in its place), along with a continuing crackdown on dissent, although many other vestiges including the continued use of the Reddit Karma system were tolerated and due to be suppressed later.

Various resistance groups remained active throughout the few remaining holdouts, although they dwindled and many had begun to plan evacuating Reddit and searching for a new webzone, although few viable candidates for resettlement were located.

Luckily for the resistance, on April 3, 2018, the General Government was abolished through the liberation of Reddit during the month-long Gamer Uprising.
Normie Elimination Task Force

The **Normie Elimination Task Force** (**N.E.T.F.**) is special branch of the police force of Cybernetic India purportedly dedicated to tracking down and cleansing its territory of all Normies that refuse to either immediately get out or abdicate their sinful ways and profess their undying loyalty to Dankness. Roger is a member of this organization, serving as a sniper tasked with the physical elimination of Normies. Meme Masters that inhabit Cybernetic India are capable of altering the task force of any potential Normies through a simple call to emergency services, with a small but effective team being immediately dispatched to respond to every case, as happened when Weed Dude called the task force to report Derpina's love of Candy Crush, leading directly to her presumed death.

Many meme theorists have speculated that the N.E.T.F. may be responsible for the disappearance of many of the Rages, although this remains unconfirmed.

Despite the Normie Elimination Task Force's stated goal of eradicating normieism and its involvement in the purges of various members of the Church of Cringe, S.C.H.O.O.L., a terrorist organization currently at war with the Cybernetic Indian government, claims that it is corrupt and ineffective at maintaining C.I.'s dankness, supporting the abolition of the N.E.T.F. in favor of an anti-normie agency under S.C.H.O.O.L. oversight.
4th of January Movement

Flag of the 4th of January Movement

### Notable Members

The School Shooter, The Autistic Kid, The Vegan Kid, The Girl with down syndrome.

### Membership

January 2018: 1000March 2018: 16
 May 2018: 80 000
 July 2018: 7 000 000

### Ideology

Libertarianism Anti-Feminazism

The **4th of January Movement** (abbreviated as **4JM**)is an armed group that currently fights against the Natty-led Cybernetic American government which emerged after Natty's Coup in May 2018, Although it had its origins much earlier in the January 4th incident.

It aims to end corruption and Feminazism in the government, And is in control of large parts of Missouri, Illinois, Indiana, Michigan and Ohio, which has been achieved thanks to their increasingly popular guerrilla campaign organized by Ben Shapiro, Also known as the "Bane of the Fеminazis".

## History

The 4th of January Movement was founded in the eponymous January 4th incident, Where they staged a disorganized rebellion initiated by the Autistic Kid. The revolt was quickly put down, But it still forced various Cybernetic American politicians to resign.

During the Gamer uprising, The 4th of January Movement opposed Cybernetic American intervention in the conflict, And responded to Natty's Coup with several terrorist attacks, Killing dozens of people.

The 4th of January Movement soon became a key opposition group, Unifying large parts of the anti-fеminazi Opposition. By July, They numbered 7 million.
Cybernetic Hell

**Cybernetic Hell**, also known simply as **Hell**, is a mysterious realm on the Cyber. Its nature is understood to be unpleasant, with fire and brimstone abundant, but the other details are less clear. is believed by many to be the eternal destination of the unrepentant sinners, but some dispute this. Armless Bro was sentenced to Cybernetic Hell, most likely due to the sins he committed as a member of the S.C.H.O.O.L. terrorist organization. Hell is linked with the telephone cables of the world of the living, allowing the damned to commune with the living. If the living person is unpleasant enough, the damned one will not be charged for the call.
Natty's Coup

### Result

Feminazi Victory * Cybernetic American intervention against the Gamer uprising secured
* Death of Bronald Trump
* Feminazi dictatorship in Cybernetic America established

**Natty's Coup**,also known as the **Battle of Washington** was a three-part military confrontation between the American Feminazi Party and the Cybernetic American Government. It started on 6 April 2018, And ended on 7 May. While it was initially only a protest against American Non-interventionism regarding the Gamer uprising, It later turned into a full blown coup d'etat against the Cybernetic American Government, Replacing it with a Totalitarian Feminazi Dictatorship. This led to the Cybernetic American Civil War.

## Background

Earlier, The Gamer uprising had shocked Feminazis worldwide, Including Natty. However, The Feminazis would not be willing to take action until Psycho The Rapist's attempt to rape Natty, Which galvanized the opposition to Bronald Trump's regime.

## Phase 1: Natty seizes Washington (April 6th)

On April 6th, Natty and 300 other party members of the American Feminazi Party stormed the city of washing as well as the white house, Easily overpowering the secret service and capturing Bronald Trump. Natty demanded the resignation of all male senators and Cybernetic American intervention against the Gamer uprising.

## Phase 2: American Counterattack (April 7th)

On April 7th, 3500 American troops gathered and attempted to save Bronald Trump and recapture Washington. However, The attempts failed because Honeycomb and Natty had stored 80 M2 light tanks in the same place were they store their Katanas, Grenades and Cannons and Missle Launchers.

## Ceasefire (April 8th-April 21st)

On April 8th, Bronald Trump capitulated to Natty and allowed Cybernetic American troops to help the Fourth Reich. The ensuing bombardment proved incapable of stopping the Gamer uprising.

## Phase 3: Renewed combat (April 22nd-7 May)

After the end of the Gamer Uprising it was expected that natty return control to the Cybernetic American Government. However, This was not the case. When troops tried to forcefully resume control of washington, They were hunted away and Bronald trump was killed in reprisal.

Attacks continued for 2 more weeks by Loyalist Troops, Loyalist Militias and the 4th of January Movement.

On 7 May, Protests started throughout Cybernetic America in favour of Natty, Since Non-interventionism had been declining since the Fall of Brussels. Some troops sided with the protesters, While others Continued fighting against the new government, While others decided to side with the 4th of January Movement. Still, The new government had enough troops to secure the City of Washington, Ending the month long battle.

The battle for washington was over. The revolution was not. Natty started preparations for lengthy campaigns against the 4th of January Movement. On may 8th, Natty declared the Party flag of the Feminazi party to be the new National flag.
Lord Terris

**Lord Terris**, Also known as the **Lich King**, was a Funwaa General who later defected to Gumwaa.

## Life as a Funwaa soldier

During the Funwaa-Gumwaa war, Lord Terris was one of Funwaa's top officers. He was widely credited for the victory in the Battle of Terra, And he became a legend among Funcel circles. From the First Days of the Cyber to the defeat of Gumwaa, Lord Terris fought every day in the war.

## Defection to Gumwaa

By 3511 BC, Funwaa feared that the Lich King was getting too strong, And thus ordered Pickle Rick to kill him. However, Pickle Rick refused and instead informed the Lich King of Funwaa's decision. Together, Terris and Pickle Rick hatched a plot to revolt against Funwaa. Terris pretended to have killed Pickle Rick, While Pickle Rick would try and gather support for the revolt.

## Armed Revolt

In late November 3510 BC, The Lich King started his open revolt against Funwaa, And by December he had attracted 65 billion followers from all across The Cyber. Funwaa responded by sending 80 Billion soldiers to Kepler 22b, Which was the primary rebel stronghold. The battle would go on for 78 years, With the battle being fought for every inch of the planet. Due to the Planet's Carrying capacity, Funwaa could initially only deploy 40 Billion troops, Somewhat nullifying his logistical advantage.

## Death

Thanks to superior resources, Funwaa gradually gained the upper hand against the uprising, And in 3433 the Lich King was killed by Dr. Jhatka, Funwaa's New second hand.

## Legacy

Pickle Rick said his death would not be in vain, But in the grand scheme of things it actually was, Because nothing he did helped with killing Funwaa. He also helped score a major defeat for Gumwaa in the Funwaa-Gumwaa war, So ultimately he had only harmed the Gumwaa cause.
Blaze Boy

Blaze Boy is a lit AF Minecraft master who has also achieved MAXIMUM SAVAGENESS. He claims that his girlfriend likes him for his blaze rod, but many Nazis on /r/ComedyCemetery, a subreddit for alt-right trolls known for spreading toxic HATE SPEECH about many meme masters, have suggested this is just because she wants to craft a brewing stand.

## Sexuality

Blaze Boy identifies as a straight male, often rejecting advances from his fellow classmates who believe him to be homosexual.
Kids, Men, Legends

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**Kids, Men, Legends** is a meme format which was ripped off by the "so-called" meme format **Expanding Intellect Memes** aka **Whomst'd've**. The REAL original joke format consist of a derisive description of what "kids" do followed by what REAL MEN do, followed by a ***hilarious*** subversion of expectations when "Legends" do sueomething ieven dummerbthan thek ids!!! and then it jhass usually an extra panel that contiunuse the sjoke with "super utra legne"DS or s omehtineg in case you doi nint'd get it the first time. See the picture to the right for an example.
ComedyCemetery RPG

The prospect of creating a **ComedyCemetery RPG** has been discussed by various Weed Bro experts for as long as this wiki has existed.

## First attempt

The First attempt at making a ComedyCemetery RPG was undertaken by /u/narftale1234, Who announced the project on 18 June 2017.

Over the course of 18 June to 22 June, /u/narftale1234 regularly posted updates on the progress of the RPG, Before releasing a demo on 22 June 2017, Which can be seen here.

There was also some sprite art done by /u/starkillerx on 20 June.

 There are no known progress reports after the release of the demo, So it's believed that development simply ceased after that.

### Plot

*Main Article: Raid on Unnamed Town 1*

The first ComedyCemetery RPG's plot focused around Sarcastic Bro, Who wakes up and is invited by Sarcastic Auntie to go outside, In order to travel to Unnamed Town 1. On their way to the town, They are attacked by blue and yellow clones of Armless Bro, Until they are joined by Adam Ellis. Once they arrived in the town, It's presumed that they forgot what the hell they were supposed to be doing and left the city. This plot is considered canon and is believed to have taken place on 22 April 2017. It also confirms Adam Ellis's existence in the lore.

## Second attempt

A possible second attempt at making a ComedyCemetery RPG was proposed by /u/ImJustaBagofHammers on 22 August 2018. It's unknown if anything will come of this, or if anything's being worked on.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/6hw8zu/comedy\_cemetery\_video\_game/
2. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/6iq8i2/techdemo\_menu/
3. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/6ittmk/victory\_screen/
4. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/6iqqc9/overworld/
5. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/6iayyc/sarcastic\_bro\_possible\_avatar/
6. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/6irb5y/ccrpg\_first\_demo\_for\_download/
7. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/comments/6iar8s/meta\_so\_i\_heard\_someone\_was\_making\_a\_comedy/
8. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemeteryLore/comments/998bsa/does\_anyone\_else\_think\_we\_should\_try\_to\_make\_some/
R/IndianPeopleFacebook

### Motto

Show Bob and Vegene White Knights get out, Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (Unofficial)

### Currency

Upvotes

r/IndianPeopleFacebook is a subreddit that steals content from Weed Bro's page and makes fun of the Denizens of Cybernetic India, who desperately try to get Bob and Vegene pics to cure themselves of Anudeispedia.

## Trivia

* r/IndianPeopleFacebook is dumb
* r/IndianPeopleFacebook is racist
* People there are Normies

\*r/IndianPeopleFacebook is dumb

\*r/IndianPeopleFacebook is dumb
Rage Comics

> Rage comics aren’t for normies, okay? They represent an integral part of our emotions that can only be expressed in the form of hilariously hyperbolic comics. They can tell stories with as little as four panels, and they can connect people with feelings they’ve never felt before. Rage comics aren’t and will never be dead as long as humans perform and appreciate art. Do you think art ever died? Just like matter, art can neither be created or destroyed. Art exists in us as an intelligent species, and we will never let it die lest we lose ourselves to the darkness. Rage comics can be thought of as art in its purest elemental form, created by our fundamental instincts that have evolved after millions of years of life and death. We as intellectuals provide rage comics with the pedestal of honor they deserve, and I expect you to do the same. ~~ An anonymous meme scholar's response to being accused of normieism for enjoying rage comics.
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**Rage comics** are a decentralized community-produced webcomic starring the Rages. The production of rage comics forms a makes up a major part of Cybernetic India's economy, and it is also in that webzone where they are used for the sake of education, especially in Troll Science, which is necessitated by its chronically-plagued school system.
Raid on Unnamed Town 1

Unnamed Town 1

The **Raid on Unnamed Town 1** was a military operation by S.C.H.O.O.L. to raid Unnamed Town 1, a town in Cybernetic India, Which is currently largely abandoned. How long it has been abandoned is unknown, But it seems to have been a major city at one point, Having an inn and everything. It is the main setting of the first version of the ComedyCemetery RPG.

## Preperations

While the raid itself occurred on 22 April 2017, Preparations on both sides had begun 4 days earlier, On 18 April. When the city council of Unnamed Town 1 heard of the impending raid, They requested aid from the Cybernetic Indian government, Who were unwilling to commit a defense for such a small town, And only gave their political support.

As such, The residents of Unnamed Town 1 were forced to create their own private army, The Unnamed Town 1 Defense force (UT1DF).

## The Raid

The Raid commenced on the early morning of 22 June 2017, And was undertaken by Sarcastic Bro and Sarcastic Auntie. On their way to the Town, They were constantly harassed by the UT1DF on their way, But only sustained minor injuries. Halfway through, They were joined by Adam Ellis, Although he did not join S.C.H.O.O.L. and instead requested to be called a "Co-Belligerent". Once he had joined they were ambushed by 6 UT1DF members, Who failed and were all killed by the might of S.C.H.O.O.L.

## Arrival in the Town

Once S.C.H.O.O.L. arrived in the town, The residents had already fled. It's presumed that S.C.H.O.O.L. left the city thereafter, Having forgotten what they were even supposed to be doing.
Buffalo Tom Peabody

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## Buffalo Tom’s Wood Chipper

Tom might be most well known for his wood chipper. Many people wonder why he has a wood chipper. Many Meme Scholar’s have theorized that a bunch of Normies murdered his parents with wood. So from that day forward, he has vowed to destroy all wood.

## Violence

Tom not only destroys wood with his wood chipper, but also murders people with it. For instance, he murdered a little girl for a Christmas tree. People have been trying to track him down and put him in The Void, but he wood chips anyone who comes near him. He is a force to not be reckoned with. In fact, he has two henchmen. One is a monkey named Iggy and the other is a child kitten named Gunther Tootie, who was likely kidnapped.
Anudeispedia

An Anudeispedia victim suffering red skin

**Anudeispedia**, also known as the **Indian Flu**,is, according to the consensus of leading Cybernetic Indian doctors, a deadly disease rampant in Cybernetic India. It's estimated to kill 130 thousand Cybernetic Indians every year. It mainly affects Indians between the age of 14 and 23. The disease is not known to occur in the Third Dimension, and thus indIans outside the Cyber are believed to be unaffected. It is purportedly caused by not having sex for a prolonged period of time. Typically several years, though in cases of extreme loneliness only a few weeks. According to some scientists, it serves as an evolutionary "kill switch" for Indians who are incapable of mating. Many have called for the Indian age of consent to be lowered to 14 because of this, But Narendra Modi is malevolent, And does not act in India's interests. The disease notably is a possible cause of the death of Weed Bro. Many political dissidents insist that the "disease" is a hoax masterminded by the C.I. government as an cover for the murder of their opponents, many of whom happen to be celibate, willfully or otherwise, and/or for the normalization of child sexual abuse. Bobs or Vegana.

## Symptoms

Symptoms include red skin, puking blood, and extreme or overwhelming lust.

## Treatment

Obviously, the best treatment for Anudeispedia is immediate coitus. However, if the patient is unable to find a partner, they will fall victim to this deadly disease.

Recently, many Indian hospitals have offered services to treat Anudeispedia by offering sex with Sex Robots. However, the cost of this treatment exceeds the budget of most suffering from the disease and has thus far proven to be an exclusive treatment.

In 2018, an NGO called ATFA ( Anudeispedia Treatment For All) was formed which stands to offer treatment to more Indians suffering from the disease. This could have saved Weed Bro's life had he lived for 25 days more. R.I.P.

Masturbation has proven to be an effective measure to keep the symptoms of the disease at bay. However, it doesn't prevent the spread of the deadly disease.

## Controversy

This illness has caused uproar among people of all walks of life. Many have demanded that the age of consent be lowered, and say that the Cybernetic Indian government's failure to do so is proof of their lack of concern for the well-being of their citizens. On the other hand, many rebels say that the illness is, in fact, a hoax, typically blamed on the Cybernetic Indian government, made as a cover for the murder of the masterminders' opponents, or simply of people whose deaths seem like they would work for their interests, and/or for the normalization of child sexual abuse.

## References

1. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/indianpeoplefacebook/comments/6du9ue/anudeispedia/