List of notable quotes

This is a **list of notable quotes** that have been said by people on Realmplex.

The quotes on this page are listed by player.

## EPCNZ

* "Imagine getting bombed." *-EPCNZ's remarks on the July 4 bombings in Jonasland.*

## JVTA

* "Oh for Pete's sake." *-A common phrase JVTA uses.*
* "We've been having a problem with chickens and eggs being all over the place." *-JVTA, complaining like they always do.*
* "An out-of-control security situation." *-JVTA, referring to the December incident.*
* "I need to shake his foot." *-JVTA, attempting to shake the foot of the Rory mannequin after the Potato debate. (The mannequin had no hands.)*

## Meese

* "Sol Corporation does not recognize Carrot Empire or any other vegetable related nations, negotiations can be made with Sol Corp for recognition or even military deals or sanctions toward your opposing side" *-Meese, condemning the rise of the newly-formed Carrot Empire.*

## Cube

* ""It has been... I don't know how to put this... interesting being president of Jonasland (although not much actually happened) and although I am no-longer with Jonasland I wish Jonasland the best." *-Cube resigning as Jonasland's president.*
* "It's just a prank bro" *-Cube's last words on the server.*

## Revden

* "No no no. You have to elect someone. You can't just randomly pick yourself to be president." *-Revden, after JVTA declared themselves president following Cube's resignation.*
* "Why the [expletive] am I banned?" *-Revden talking to JVTA after his banning for alleged thievery.*

## RoryRDMB

* "I see that the potato resistance has begun to fight back, and taken out the carrots by the walls, and we will not stand for this, we will replace the lost carrots, and from now on, and significant land lost will be salted so the potato revolution cannot use it. We have also now given rights to wheat and beetroot supporters by giving them their own trees, and more will soon be developed. But also idk if there is enough gunpowder." *-Rory, on activities undertaken by Potato Resistance.*
* "Conflict is what drives the server to improve." *-Rory, while commenting on the formation of the United Realmplex Alliance.*
* "Time to plug my book. *Carrot Manifesto*, on Amazon... now..." *-Rory, during an interview with PMI.*
* ”Why did you only choose quotes that make me look like a Carrot version of Lenin?” *-Rory to JVTA after reading his quotes on this page.*
* "Now we am become death, the destroyer of grammar." *-Rory, before the bomb was lit.*

## Underscore

* "Someone record this!" *-Underscore, prior to blowing up Carrot Castle in response to the Great Realmplex War.*
* "Realmplex, although is fun for the majority of the playerbase, for the most part has only caused more stress and unmotivation during my moderation period, not only in the server, but also in my life." *-Underscore giving his reasons for leaving the server.*

## SpecShark

* "I initially took this position to help the server, but I have come to realize I am just not able to do this job anymore." *-SpecShark announcing his resignation as server moderator.*
* "YES!" *-SpecShark, after defeating Clamlum in the final duel that concluded the Second Great Realmplex War.*

## TaylorWorld

* "We will get the Temple back, one way or another... uh... I don't recognize them owning the Temple. I think that we still have that land, but that's my opinion." *-Taylor speaking to PMI during the Carrot-Potato Conflict.*
* "How come the JSP made the decision for you to be the acting president if they have the same amount of seats as the other parties. Shouldn't it be a vote of all the parties that have power? It still has to go ahead otherwise there is no democracy in Jonasland. Unless a vote happens, the only person who has the power to make someone the acting president is [Cube]." *-Taylor, after JVTA declared themselves Jonasland's president after Cube's resignation.*
* "Your efforts in defeating the Gays in battle have earned you well-deserved recognition. It took tremendous courage to fight in that battle, a battle that even I didn't think we'd win but you did it." *-Taylor's remarks after the final duel that concluded the Second Great Realmplex War.*
* ”Because you are a Carrot version of Lenin!” -Taylor to Rory after reading what Rory said to response to JVTA on this page.

## TheAllSeeingBird

* "I hope the decommissioning of these ships will help carrot with their future naval endeavors." *-TheAllSeeingBird commenting on new ships built by Carrot.*
* "I don't want Thailand to be destoyed ***yet***" TheAllSeeingBird talking to Rory

## Trombone\_13

* "Don't worry, I'm so good at the ga-" *-Trombone\_13, shortly before dying to a zombie piglin.*