Diary of a Wimpy Kid: School Crazy

## Plot

Greg Heffley starts the novel by saying that school has gone crazy since Rowley Jefferson died from food poisoning, stomach cancer, and diarrhea from the cheese he ate about 5 years ago. Greg never told about the funeral as his family wasn't in time to see the funeral. Rowley's parents were saddened, but Robert Jefferson got an idea. Robert took out a sample of Rowley's lung and brought it back to a mechanic workshop (He used to be a mechanic before) and built a cyborg version of Rowley Jefferson. It doesn't have a laser eye or any superpower, but Greg was finally happy his friend had come back. A few days later, Greg talked about how the robot Rowley looked famous when he walked into school. However, in the Heffley's house, Greg was watching Rodrick practice in their basement before conversation was heard upstairs. Greg saw Susan talking to Aunt Audra about resurrecting Rowley. Greg didn't know as he knew about the cyborg Rowley at school. Aunt Audra made the preparations and resurrected Rowley in a deeper part of Rodrick's basement. Rowley was shocked to see the cyborg Rowley at school and both had a fight, which Rowley one by making a somersault karate kick. Greg tried to catch him but ended up crashing into the ground due to Rowley's weight (he never ate fat before) and broke his collarbone. However, Susan found that Manny kicked a rock at her glasses. Back to the students at school, Greg knew that Bryce Anderson was gaining popularity than Rowley Jefferson since Greg dismantled his Zoo-Wee Mamas after his death, and many of Rowley's friends became Bryce's goons. The cyborg Rowley went on to work at his Action Fighterz comic series while Rowley was playing with his Dinoblazer action figures. In order to find a secret to girls, Greg sneaked to Holly Hills' house and added a perfume (it was really a Sweet Charms Puffy Hair Spray) to replace Mrs. Hills' cologne and dashed away. The next day, while Holly then put on her clothes and smothered it with Greg's disguised cologne. Meanwhile at Greg's house, Susan waved goodbye to Greg before hitching into Frank's car, bound for Rowley's. Rowley and Greg talked for a few minutes before Rowley told that Robert was sending him to the school. However, as Rowley and Greg arrived at the school, they heard a commotion in the girls' bathroom. Holly had a lot of hair!

Rowley and Greg smelled a purplish stench of odor coming from the girl's bathroom and rushed to see what it was. It was Holly's hair, who was making that smell. But Greg wasn't suspected. Later, Greg put on more puffy hair perfumes at Abigail Brown's house, Cherie Bellanger's house, Patty Farell's house, etc. Until every girl was covered in puffy hair. Mr. Farell, Patty's father was very mad and rushed to Vice Principal Roy to talk about what happened. Vice Principal Roy told him as no one was holding puffy hair perfumes (Greg had nothing) but it looked like some kind of interest was going to happen. Before long, girls who were victim to the prank were holding perfumes, which were puffy haired, or otherwise, there was nothing. Vice Principal Roy declared a "bag check" and told the teachers to check if there were any puffy hair perfumes. However, Greg Heffley and Rowley Jefferson were walking to school until Greg realised there was a puffy hair spray inside Rowley's cyborg chestplate. It was known that puffy hair was made as blood of Rowley's cyborg and if he ran out, he would die (just like real Rowley.). Greg tried telling Rowley to throw his collection way, but he said it is crucial for his health. Greg got so made that he wrapped his diary across Rowley's face. Well, the teachers now have a body scanner now, and Rowley got scanned with 150 hair puffs. Rowley knew that they were going to confiscate his collection but since the teachers knew he was a robot, he was sent to just do his school.

Meanwhile, the real Rowley faked being sick, but Robert Jefferson told him to get away since his temperature was normal. Angrily, he threw a fit and picked up the puffy hair spray and sprayed it into Linda Jefferson and used his karate kick at Robert. Angrily, they sentenced him to timeout and called the teacher that he is really sick, but the teacher said since there was another Rowley, they can't do nothing about it. Well, Linda and Robert completely lost it. They shouted insults at Rowley for 10 minutes before hearing a phone call. It was Mr. Farell, talking about Rowley's hair sprays. However, Greg noticed another potion lying on the desk and knew it was a dancing spray. He tested one at Patty Farrell and she began doing the Peanut Butter Jelly Time dance. Soon after, the boys in Greg's class began copying Patty's dance. He stuffed one into his pocket since he doesn't wan't to get bag checked. Greg managed to wind off the night.

Soon after, Rowley was also carrying the Peanut Butter Jelly Time Spray and the Sweet Charms Puffy Hair Spray at the same time. When he reached the school, he was coughed with 150 puffy hairs and 150 dance spray. However, when the real Rowley entered, nothing was seen. However, the next time, Greg saw a Fruit Punch Spray. He tested it on Trista, and it made her dance like crazy. Greg knew that the fruit punch spray had the same effect as the PBJTS, but in that it prolongs the dance. Trista was still doing it at the time Greg started his class. Greg knew that Trista would later die of exhaustion. Still, Greg can't open the secret to girls. Greg had an Art class and when the teacher went to pee, Greg locked the door and proceeded to spray his classmates with the fruit punch juice. The only effect to stop of fruit punch juice is when you die of exhaustion, you get resurrected in 30 minutes. Well, Greg accidentally sprayed it on himself, and everyone fainted after 6 minutes. 30 minutes passed, and the children were revived once again.

Fregley called Greg a jerk and Greg fired his Fruit Punch Spray, causing him to dance to the tune of WHAT'S UP by 4 Non Blondes, which Holly Hills and her crew of girls were dancing to. Ruby Bird points to Fregley, and he got startled that he tripped over brand-new swiss cheese that arrived back at the blacktop, starting the Cheese Touch again. Later, while Greg was walking Manny home, he passed at the school, and Fregley tapped on Manny in front of the other clasmates exiting. Everyone ran away as Greg knew Manny had the cheese touch.

After second period

While Rodrick and Scotty were playing Poptropica they heard a loud screaming coming from the Brownfields' basement. They went out to check who was screaming. Rodrick and Scotty saw Christopher Brownfield hanging in a noose dead, with a diary also hanging with him. A figure could be seen sitting on his back in a chair, probably his father. Rodrick busted out of the Brownfields' and ran away. While Susan and Greg were doing the dishes, they were interrupted with a loud bang coming from the outside. They looked to see Rowley's cyborg form, dead on the ground with a stone impaled on his head. Greg might probably say he committed suicide, and it was going to a darker turn. Just then, Susan interrupts him and tells him to continue the dishes, but another bang was heard and the electricity at the Heffley household went out, including the whole Plainview. Just then, they heard Frank screaming and he runs out of Manny's room. Manny comes straight up to the Heffleys with a sword. Susan tries calling the cops, but there was no answer. Rodrick unlocks the door and kicks the door, allong the 4 defenseless Heffleys run away while Manny was chasing them. Right on the sidewalk, Greg goes to Rowley and tells what was up to. Manny jumpscares Greg and Rowley, and the two run away from him. They end up stranded in an alleyway where they find tons of trash. They saw the bullies that make Rowley eat the cheese. Just as Greg was going to talk to them and break their friendship, a gunshot was heard. It was the policeman, and he told Rowley and Greg to come follow him to his car. He told them that there is an outbreak of people turning against their families. However, as he got into the car before Rowley and Greg can enter, the police car suddenly exploded. Greg and Rowley didn't know where to go, and they started running. However, Rowley was impaled with a sword in his chest and an arrow sliced his ear in half before flopping to the ground. Greg tried to call for him before he could get ambushed and found Rowley. He started saying that it was time for him to die again, which caused Greg to sob. He started coughing blood, and before he then died, he told Greg to fight for him, then died, flopping in the ground. Greg started crying loudly because he saw Rowley die in his own eyes for a second time but never mentioned it in his diary. However, his sob was interrupted with a loud noise. He saw Manny come up to him with a chainsaw. Greg got angry and told him he was a ba\*\*\*rd, and he then picked up the sword from Rowley's dead body and a tennis racket. However, as Manny finally got closer, Greg whapped him with the tennis racket and called the cops. Manny was then caught silent.

Greg celebrated his 18th birthday at Old Timey's Ice Cream Parlour without Manny and as a replacement for Manny Grandpa was there. 22 years passed after the incident and the epilogue starts. Greg starts with Manny having a full life sentence with a possibility of parole. Greg says that he has an oil company and has married Holly Hills as his wife. Chirag Gupta now have a school for the needy in his home country of India. Michael Sampson had married Abigail Brown as his wife and had started a successful airport. Greg also tells that Rowley's brother John has been born about a few months after Rowley's second death and worked as an environmentalist. When Greg visited the Brownfields' household, he noticed that Christopher Brownfield's body was gone, and the diary was still hanging. Greg picked up the diary and started reading from page 1. It shows how his life was good from the start, and in page 217 he said that this is his last log and ends with a apology with a blood mark. Greg then flushes down his diary in the trash