Appendix L

## Date

Monday, 10/12/2020, 3:00 pm

**Length:** 2:03:26

## Title

**The Day Josh Had Literally No Plan, So He Dirged Up “I Got You Babe” And Intertwined John Lennon And Van Halen (And Showed Off His VH Ticket Stubs) And Mary Led A Wacky Singalong And Took Up Juggling**

## Link

Facebook Video: https://facebook.com/657444108524561

## Noteworthy Details

Regular Episode

**Location:** Living Room

**Secret Surprise Special Guest:** N/A

## Quotes and Taglines:

* Josh: What did I say, Mary, at like 2:57 (p.m.)…do you remember? Mary: It was something like, uh, nothing planned or no nothing, that’s not gonna happen…something like that. And I feel like I remember saying, “Let’s just have fun.” Josh: That’s probably what you said. Mary (laughing): But I might not remember what you said… Josh: I might not remember what you said. This is the perfect relationship between host and producer, where we each only half pay attention to each other.”
* “This is our respite. This is, like, where we come to….I wouldn’t say so much escape our woes, but we just need to refortify ourselves with some joy, some camaraderie, some kindness, some positivity, some generosity, so we come here to try to provide that a bit through song and baseball and dumb jokes and you guys come here to provide it through support and encouragement and dumb songs, and it’s a win-win, I think.”
* “How long can I keep stalling? We’re 15 minutes into a 30-minute show and I have not played a request yet.”
* (RPM) “What if, one of these days, we didn’t actually play on the organ but we just read the chat the whole time — and sang the chat?” (on Josh’s chatstraction)
* (RPM) “This is kind of ridiculous. Whoa, that was kooky nutso! Whoa.” (on I Got You Babe singalong)
* “Don’t take this the wrong way, but that was the worst thing you’ve ever done on camera on this show. [Mary cracks up] I think one thing that it says is that usually what you do is excellent. Like when you did the Grease singalong — the Summer Nights singalong — which I think was the very first Reverend Producer Mary Fun Time Adventure Zone on your birthday, like six months ago, that’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my whole life and it was brilliant and it’s maybe the best thing you’ve done, so I don’t know if you’re just trending downward? I don’t think so; I think it’s a roller coaster or whatever… But just so you get a clearer picture, and so (the audience) gets a clearer picture, of where I’m coming from with this, it still wasn’t in the top 100 worst or dumbest things that has happened on this show. It was just the worst, dumbest thing that’s happened on this show while you were on camera.” (to Mary, about dirge, back-and-forth I Got You Babe singalong during RPMFTAZ)
* “Speaking of Van Halen, Karen B. wants to hear John Lennon. No, I’m going somewhere with this, you guys…”
* (RPM) “Guys, we got nowhere to go, so who knows how long we’re gonna be here?”
* Josh: “Jay Em gets two fanfares. Is that unprecedented on this show? I don’t know. … He gets one fanfare because he’s logging off right now. Always a smart move, right? We’re 77 minutes into a 30-minute show. What are the rest of you still doing here? They think something’s gonna happen; they think we’re gonna do something crazy. “And for my next trick, I’m gonna juggle 11 eggs while singing ‘The Marriage Of Figaro,’ while playing Joan Jett’s greatest hits…” Mary (cracking up): “But wait, we have to get the unicycle ready if you’re gonna do that. If you’re gonna do that, you have to do it on a unicycle.” Josh: “That’s why there’s still 90 people watching. Jay Em is smart, though; he knows that’s not going to happen. But he gets the second fanfare because not only is he leaving, but he is leaving to go vote — in the election. That’s so awesome. Whichever of those two fanfares was the better one was for voting.”
* “No, I don’t juggle chainsaws. Not on the air, anyway.”
* “Guys, sometimes we make a promise and it’s so obviously stupid, that it’s not actually a promise. … But I guess if I make a dumb promise, I’m the only one who knows whether or not I mean it. I’m the only one who truly knows whether or not I mean it. If as I’m saying it, I think I mean it, I really do try my very, very best to follow through on it.”
* “Maybe not you, but I’m spearheading the (new birthday songs) movement, so I have to walk the walk and talk the talk and sing the song. I’m completely serious about this — I want (Hocus Pocus by Focus) and Stevie Wonder’s ‘Happy Birthday’ to become the birthday songs that get sung at birthday parties and birthday celebrations. Stevie Wonder happens a lot. Not among our audience; I have a lot of white people watching…”

## Baseball Card of the Week

* Joe Morgan: 1982 Kmart reissue series of 1960s and 1970s MVPs

## Hatter or No-Hatter?

* Immediate hatter

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