Adaptation

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"*Oi, Square Wheels, don't go hiding in a tunnel this time!"*
"Shut the fuck up, and get in the coach!”*"*

— Henry and a Passenger arguing

Adaptation is the 56th Sodor Short. It was used as a test of sorts, to see how many people may get offended from swearing, something Victor went all out on. It takes inspiration from a video called "Henry and the F\*cking Rain"

## Plot

The short starts out with Gordon addressing the audience, mentioning that despite 2020 being a very difficult year, this year does mark the 75th Anniversary of the Railway Series. Gordon then tells the audience about the upcoming video, which was originally an adaptation of The Sad Story of Henry, but it devolved into a dumpster fire of coarse language, violence and adult themes. He warns the audience to not watch the video, especially children.

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The title of the 'Adaptation' is "Henry the Fuckwit", and then the video starts.

It was raining very hard on the Island of Sodor. This pissed off the engines due to it being difficult to work in the weather, due to slippery rails and parts of the line being flooded. This latter issue caused trains to be delayed or late, which annoyed the passengers to no end. One day, the rain was falling harder than ever, making it a talking point in the sheds. Thomas comments on what the last thing he saw this wet was, which was Kate. James, revolted by the comment tells Thomas they didn't need to know that. Percy taunts James, but then James snaps back saying Percy is desperate enough to use OnlyFans, to which Henry asks how Percy's doing. Percy says simping isn't easy, and then, the Fat Controller arrives and tells them that extra coaches will be added to the express to accommodate more people due to the complaining passengers and the express will be heavier than usual. He tells Henry to take the express, since Gordon was too much of a lim-prick to stay for the rest of the video and James will be shot in the face for being homophobic. Before this happens, James curses out Cancel Culture.

At Knapford, Henry tells Diesel they somehow missed James and he visited Rosie to celebrate by, quote 'Getting a slice of that Sweet American snatch'. With the passengers complaining, Henry asks Diesel for some drugs. Diesel apologetically mentions that he ran out of it after an orgy on the Little Western the previous week and that he has been slow in getting more, as Whiff (his supplier) had been occupied collecting scrap metal from everywhere, apparently for Halloween, something Diesel doesn't understand. Henry's driver then tells him they have to leave, as they're late, but Henry says the passengers are being real twats, and decides to leave a little later, and tells his driver to shut his hole before he tells the Fat Controller that he was dating his wife. The passengers hear this vulgar conversation and tell him to get the fuck on, and he reluctantly leaves. Throughout the journey, the passengers complained continuously, which began to get on the green engine's nerves. He started to think of ways to pay them out, all the while finding time to tease Douglas, still pink, by saying "Hey there, sexy!". This pissed of Douglas, responding with "YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO HELL, AND YOU DIE!". Right after this he was approaching Ballahoo Tunnels, and he then came up with an idea for revenge. He stopped inside the Ballahoo Tunnel and blackmailed his crew into helping him. For his driver, it was the aforementioned affairs with the Fat Controller's wife. For his fireman, it was exposing the trist he was having with Farmer McColl's Chickens.

Henry leaves the passengers behind and it suddenly got dark. The passengers got out of the coaches to discover both sides of the tunnel being bricked up. Henry was proud of himself, until Emily went through the brick wall, due to the physics of Trainz being broken. The passengers then walked out of the tunnel and to the next station where buses took them to their destinations, Henry was not very happy about that, calling them 'Bus Wankers.'

At the sheds, the Fat Controller spoke severely to Henry, Upset that the passengers will sue him, preventing him from being able to buy his own McDonald's, to which Henry insults him by saying he doesn't need anymore food, and calls him a "Fat Fuck". After being insulted by Henry, the Fat Controller decides to discipline Henry himself, almost willing to listen to the voices in his head, telling Henry to ask his cheating wife, who is burning a barrel. In the end, he decides to let Cancel Culture discipline Henry. Henry looks up in fear as a bomb plummeted towards the ground and explodes.

## Characters

* Gordon
* Geoffrey
* Henry
* Thomas
* James
* Percy
* The Fat Controller
* Diesel
* Douglas
* Whiff *(does not speak)*
* Emily *(does not speak)*
* The Fat Controller's Wife *(does not speak)*
* Toby *(cameo)*
* Duck *(cameo)*
* Oliver *(cameo)*
* Owen *(cameo)*
* Bertie *(cameo)*
* Rosie *(mentioned)*
* Farmer McColl *(mentioned)*
* Kate *(indirectly mentioned)*