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The Gormondo Crew

The Gormondo Crew is a hostile group of apprentice summoners currently residing in New Crunk City District 12. Their prime focus is to terrorize the local neighborhoods with their summoning techniques, and control the local businesses and drug trafficking in the city.

## Powers and Abilities

One of the signature known practices of the Gormondo Crew is their summoning savvy nature, known to set free multiple B or C entities onto the streets of District 12. The average Gormondo Crew member has normal human stats, however many have slightly higher strength and agility than an average human.

Each member of the Gormondo Crew is not archaically inclined, however with coaching and numbers they are able to summon the entities that roam the streets of District 12.

## Hierarchy and Make up

The Gormondo Crew consists of a very basic hierarchy structure that leaves little room for in-gang revolts and corruption. The Boss, who created the Gormondo Crew, is an unknown entity with estimated stats that rules in the shadows of District 12. From him, 3 Upper Capitáns deliver messages, assignments, and payment to 20 of the Lower Capitáns. The Lower Capitáns each rule over an undefined number of normal members. None of the members besides the Upper Capitáns know the Boss or his location.

The Gormondo Crew is a highly Hispanic group of individuals who all posses little to no Elemental prowess, however it is common for the Capitáns to have either a B or C in arcane. The majority of the Elemental Users are Rat, Dark, or Dirt users.

It is unknown how new members are inducted into the Gormondo Crew, however many cases of missing children in District 12 by Crew members suggest they might raise children as their own to serve as new members.

## The Boss

Not much is known about the Boss, however covert operations by the New Crunk City police force suggest he is a Hispanic male of unknown age or origin. His stat estimates show that he has above average stats for a human, with a surprising EX in both Luck and Arcane, and A's and B's comprising the rest. It was also deduced that he is of the Fire Element.

Several theories exist of who the Boss could be. Many suggest he is an alternate timeline version of Pablo Escobar, while others suggest that he is the main timeline version of El Grande Papino. More say he is just an random anomalous individual with above average strength.
The Harroun Brothers

The Harroun Brothers are a duo of Wheelmasters preparing to participate in the Crunk Grand Prix. They are currently ranked 6th in overall polls. Their names are Victor and Graytheon (Gray). They drive a modified Marmon 1929 Roadster named Samba Ardiente.

## Origin

Appearing alongside many of the Wheelmasters after they left the Asphalt Plane, the Harroun Brothers were among the fastest of their kind. They soon began one of the greatest car manufacturers in New Crunk City, Kia Motors, and eventually made millions with the 2012 Kia Soul. With this money, they retired at the age of 33 and began their racing career. They joined the CRL at the age of 35 and soon perfected their preferred automobile, Samba Ardiente.

## Powers and Abilities

Being Wheelmasters, the Harroun Brothers are extremely good racers, having won numerous races in the CRL prior to the upcoming Crunk Grand Prix. Their car is modified with several feet of fireproof piping, starting at the driver's seat and ending at distinct points around the vehicle. These are taken advantage of with the unique Elemental combination of the brothers. Victor will use his Fire Element through the pipes, and Gray will use his Air Element to propel the fire outward into the desired exit point, whether it be as a propulsion mechanism or a battle strategy.

Their special move, the Marmon Wasp, is a taxing technique where the brothers put all of their energy into each of the pipes at once, creating a cloak of flame around their vehicle for a short time. From the shape and positioning of the pipes, this cloak has been shown to appear as a stinger of sorts, and results in a high offensive boost and speed boost, but results in the complete exhaustion of the brothers.
Summons

Summons are a by product of the final battle in the War of Gods, the Battle of Crunk. In this battle Quasarius Prime challenged the Omnigods for 5th dimensional abilities, but was instead stripped of his power and became mortal. Due to the immense power needed to remove the Prime Factor from Quasarius Prime, the armies brought together by both sides were enveloped by the Prime Factor. This power warped the landscape and the very being of these armies, and created what is now known as the Shadow Realm. The armies were transformed into Summons, who were beings that retained their previous battle prowess and form, but were now made of pure energy. Eventually, high level Sacred Arts Masters found a way to access the Shadow Realm and pull Summons through and bind them to their will using the Summoning Technique.

When summoned, a Summon will always state their name and ask for orders. Most Summons are suited for battle, as they were previously soldiers in the elite armies of the Gods.

Not much is known about each Summon, as they only exist on the material planes for a limited amount of time, and therefore only their stats, special moves, and perhaps a short history are all that is known about them.

Summons come in many levels, which denotes how proficient one must be to control them.

Level 1: Any level 2 or 3 Sacred Arts Master could tame this level

Level 2: A Sacred Arts Master of level 4 must master these

Level 3: You must be a level 5 to control this

Level 4: You must be a level 6 to control this

Level 5: Perhaps some of the greatest warriors history has to offer, only a level 7 Sacred Arts Master could control these if they're lucky.
Redfin Kabernash

Redfin Kabernash is currently the worlds greatest fisherman and bounty fisherman, most famous for the Havenport Incident and his battle with Niamoro which left the former missing a tooth. He is a well-known tactician in the context of fishing, and was able to lure Niamoro out from the Grumbula Rhombus and the beasts Divine Storm ability long enough to deal a significant amount of damage to the beast, at the cost of many of his men. He has also been noticed by some Gods for his unique fishing techniques.

## Details

### Age

34

Redfin was born in a small fishing village on the Gulf of Crunk as Redmond Kabernash. He showed no extraordinary abilities until he took a specific interest in bounty fishing, or to hunt sea monsters that terrorize the seas. For many years Redmond was famed in the gulf for his grapple-style of fishing which was particularly effective at felling large beasts, first seen at the Havenport Incident. Furthermore, he became an excellent swimmer able to outswim his bounties. After many years of success, he began to centralize the market of bounty fishing. At age 30, he created the Fisherman Guild which took in all fishing requests fishing or otherwise. At the same time, Redmond soon came to be known as Redfin.

At age 34, the guild had amassed over 300 members and their influence helped inspire fishermen across the Gulf of Crunk. Unfortunately, around the same time King Mastadonius put up a bounty for Niamoro, one of the Divine Beasts. Confidently Redfin and his men set out to capture the beast but ultimately failed to capture the beast, and the power of the Grumbula Rhombus ended up sinking his fishing vessels and he lost all of his men at sea. He remains as the only member of his once powerful guild, still taking bounties but ultimately preparing to hunt Niamoro one-on-one.

## Powers and Abilities

Redfin Kabernash is not only strong, but also a very skilled tactician that will often play encounters more safe than most bounty fishermen would. Often using a large tackle box full of epic gadgets, his trademark grapple fishing is rare to see on a day-to-day fishing trip.

His style of fishing, Grapple-Style, is unique amongst fishing techniques as it is an offensive baitless maneuver that relies on a perfect opportunity to grapple several hundred feet of fishing line around a target from several small harpoon cannons attached to Redfin. Normally, Redfin will have one cannon on each forearms, and one at his waist. He also caries another spool of fishing line on him at all times to further grapple a target. This method is particularly effective when a target is near a large body of rock, as this enables his special move.

His special move, Rodeo Tsunami, is when a perfect-grapple on a target is achieved and Redfin can steer the target with immense strength. In a group setting, steering a beast towards his men would allow large harpoon cannons to fell the beast, but alone it is often used to steer the target into large bodies of rock.
Jack Black

believed to be one of the first beings to exist after The Primordial Crunk created the universe Jack Black the World Ender came to fame after attempted consumption of Crunkiverse 00As earth only to be stopped by Crunktropolis Craig and Ping Pong Guy after the year long ping pong event that caused the first loss to Destruction god Jack Black in anger ate the The Silver Moon allowing his intelligence to increase from C to A.

### Powers and Abilities

Jack Black ability of consumption allows the god to increase energy of the Sacred Arts or Yi by physically eating literally anything with his unique element of Food it allows him a stomach and mouth of near invincible strength having the ability to eat the fabric of space at whim allowing the use of teleportation though this move comes with the adverse effect of having bitch ass levels of endurance, agility and intelligence for a being of this importance and power.
New Crunk City District 7

New Crunk City District 7, known by outsiders as "Suburbia" and its residents as "New Crunk City District 7", is the largest residential district in the city. Exact population counts are unknown, but estimates range between 37 citizens and 16 billion citizens.

Most of the residents in District 7 are middle class citizens, many in married couples with 1-3 children. Most hold jobs in the Commerce District, Production District, or as non-artisans in the Cultural District. While they do not necessarily struggle to get by, they are not as rich as the residents of District 5. District 7 has a relatively low crime rate, as many of the would-be criminals find it easier to move to District 12 where presence of the NCCPD is less strong.

Much of the district is secular, although some religions such as the Church of the Omnisteve do have a following. Following the start of frequent raids form the Quori, however, all the places of worship were destroyed. The destruction of the Quori did not heal the rifts still felt by many in the community.
Skeledad

Skeledad is a entity that inhabits Mt. Norm, commonly seen creating skeletons out of the local wildlife with his special move, Resurrection. He has inhabited the mountain since time immemorial, leading to some worshiping him as a God. His status as a God in unconfirmed, but the Professor does not know what Skeledad could be. Due to the creation of Skeleman, it is thought that Skeledad has a low-level omnipotence that allows him to see suitable candidates for his special move. He loves big booty bitches, and is 20 feet in height.

## Origin

The first records of Skeledad can be found within Mt. Norm itself, with various cave paintings depicting several skeleton-like creatures surrounding a larger skeleton, generally agreed upon to be Skeledad. Legends say that those who venture to Mt. Norm never return, and this is likely because of Skeledads compulsive need to turn people into skeletons. Because of this, Mt. Norm has not been populated ever.

In recent times, due to the popularity of Skeleman in the BCT, small cults have travelled to the mountain only to be killed in droves due to the nature of Resurrection.

## Powers and Abilities

Skeledad is a very powerful Sacred Arts user, and perhaps he is a God of some sorts. Due to his nature, he could be considered a Skelemancer. On top of his special move, he possesses powerful Dark Sacred Arts.

His special move, Resurrection, is one of the most coveted types of abilities in the Crunkiverse, an almost perfect resurrection art, that can bring someone back to life as a skeleton. They possess their previous strength along with all the benefits of being a skeleton, such as immunity to blunt force, near immortality, and heightened enjoyment for big booty bitches. However, this special move has not been mastered by Skeledad. It is expected that due to the insane Arcane requirement needed for an art of that caliber, that Skeledad has trouble properly turning things into skeletons. It is thought that the success rate of Resurrection is about 0.00003%, or about 3/100000. If the spell fails, the result is instant death. It is hypothesized that an affinity for Dark can increase these odds to 3/100, an astronomical increase. So far, the only known human skeleton is Skeleman, and several animal skeletons roam Mt. Norm that behave as normal animals. It is not known why Skeledad has a compulsion to turn people into skeletons, the only insight being Skeleman, who notes that Skeledad was pretty apathetic if the topic at hand was not about skeletons, bones, big booty bitches, or other related topics.
Ranchero Quesorita

Ranchero Quesorita is one of the 7 known Omnigods that reside in the Crunkiverses. He is extremely powerful, and typically manifests as a bird headed humanoid, with tons of clout.

## Origin

Experts are still unsure as to whether Ranchero Quesorita was an Omnigod when first formed, or whether he rose to the position. When questioned, he simply says his origin is the same as the Primordial Crunk, just like all the other Omnigods, but what this means is still unclear.

Today, Ranchero Quesorita spends his weeks watching over the various factions in the Crunkiverse and trying to maintain the balance. On the weekends however he still finds time to hang out with his friends Paul Rudd, Dmitrius, and Fromitas the Eternal at Dmitrius's apartment for some Smash Bros and basketball.

## Powers and Abilities

Ranchero Quesorita is extremely skilled in physical, psychic, and emotional combat. He is the only entity to use a heavily modified fusion of Tai Chi and The Watermelon Technique that he simply refers to as The Bruhination Method.

His special move, the Quesorito Holy Shito, allows him to rearrange the molecules in his opponents bodies, changing their state of matter and killing them instantly. This is a very powerful move with few means of escape.
Space Homie

A Space Homie are a sentient race of humanoid entities from Sagittarius Alpha-09, one of the handful of habitable planets within a 3 light year radius. Known for their high intellect and relaxed composure, they have been welcomed into New Crunk City despite not being human.

## Origins

Their home world Sagittarius Alpha-09, was a temperate mountainous planet, with several dirt forests at lower latitudes. Rapid evolution due to the Crunch caused its local seaweed population to evolve into what are now the Space Homies. Unfortunately, the Crunch also created the largest Rat Vortex in the Crunkiverse, ripping the entire Sagittarius system into 3 trillion pieces. Not before the Space Homies all left in search of a new home, however.

## Appearance and Abilities

Physically very similar to humans, they are superior to humans with an overall stat total. This mostly comes from their high intelligence and arcane potential, complimented by their agility. Without analyzing, a human could be mistaken for a Space Homie, or vice versa. Furthermore, a Space Homie can live from 14 years to 8 million years.

The Space Homies all have the unique ability of unlimited range telepathy with any other Space Homie. Only a 5th tier Disenchantment technique can prevent this.

Space Homies usually can use Elements, it is uncommon for one to not be Elementally inclined. They are commonly attuned to Space and Water, although they can be attuned to any of the Major Elements except Rat.
Master Chef Brian

### Special Move

Center-Cut Miyazaki Prefecture Kobe Filet Mignon w/ Lyonnaise Foie Gras, Reverse Seared.

## Details

### Origin

Unknown, likely the New Crunk City Cultural District

### Age

46

Master Chef Brian is the extremely rare case of a permanent Fusion. He is a fusion of Chef Brodrick and an unknown individual, likely a Ryan or a Brian. Master Chef Brian is also the rare case of a Post-Fusion Memory Loss, in which he does not remember who his individual selves are, and does not remember the fusion taking place. His cooking skills rank at the top of the Flavor Index, which was created to categorize his cooking among the lower foods of New Crunk City. He currently runs Chef Brian's, which is a free form restaurant at the center of the District 6.

Shortly after his fusion, Brian was introduced to the ancient culinary arts and began studying and training under them. Astonishingly, he managed to rise to the title of Master Chef in a span of only 2 years. This was a point of much controversy as such a feat can usually only be accomplished by decades of dedication. His biggest detractor was Pizza John, a very influential and skilled man in the art of pizza making and fellow practitioner of the arts. Pizza John claimed that Brian's status as a fusion gave him an unfair advantage and should not be considered a true master, and ultimately Pizza John, a non master, challenged Master Chef Brian to a duel of ancient culinary arts.

Despite his hesitance at first, Master Chef Brian accepted, and after 20 days of battle he finally beat Pizza John, sending him into poverty and stripping him of all he and his ancestors had built - a result dictated by tradition.

Brian does feel bad for Pizza John, but ultimately understands it wasn't his fault, it was the fault of John's hubris.

## Powers and Abilities

While he does not enjoy battle, his status as a fusion has increased his Elemental prowess beyond the limits of a human, and he can dual wield his Elements with extraordinary control and power.

Interestingly, he uses his Elements to control the taste of his food to further increase its flavor. This could be the reason why his food can sometimes cause people to literally die. Yeah it's fucking crazy.
Red Wizard

Red Wizard is an anomalous Shapeshifter that has been artificially enhanced via a piece of the Omniblade. It currently resides somewhere in Zone 17, and is responsible for the existence of all Red Mimics. "Red Wizard" is not its actual name, which remains unknown.

## Origin

Red Wizard was originally a normal Shapeshifter, and it is assumed that it was created by Yarotep along with all the other Shapeshifters. Nothing is known about its life prior to becoming Red Wizard, but it is assumed that it had normal Shapeshifter properties such as average intelligence and mediocre battle stats.

At some point >4000 years ago, Red Wizard found the scabbard of the Omniblade. During this encounter, the unnamed Shapeshifter was compelled to shapeshift into a sword that could fit into the scabbard. Upon doing so and inserting itself into the scabbard, the reaction fused the two entities together and created Red Wizard. The reasoning behind this is unknown, but the lack of knowledge of the Omniblade and its respective pieces makes any theories on the true purpose behind Red Wizard to come up short.

Red Wizard soon began its creation of a new race of beings, the Red Mimics, who like itself could transform into any object. However, unlike a normal shapeshifter, they lacked a true consciousness and only had the instinct to transform into things that were nearby. Its elusiveness and lack of apparent motive for creating Red Mimics made it a nuisance to many citizens of the Northern Continent, but over time the Red Mimics became a natural part of the ecosystem. Its motive for creating Red Mimics remains unclear, but it takes great joy in creating them and living amongst them.

At some point 25 years ago, Red Wizard had a half-Shapeshifter half-human hybrid daughter named Charlotte Sweetbrier. The mother of Charlotte remains unknown.

## Powers and Abilities

Red Wizards retains its abilities as a Shapeshifter despite its transformation, although like a Red Mimic it consistently has a red hue. Beyond this, Red Wizard has the ability to create Red Mimics out of thin-air. Using its special move, Red Mimic, a new life-form can appear at the beckoning of Red Wizard at a maximum of once per 6 hours. There doesn't seem to be any consideration for the law of energy conservation in the creation of Red Mimics, and it is thought that the power of the Omniblade somehow contributes to the ability to create Red Mimics.

Red Wizard has no inherent control over Red Mimics beyond their creation, but this ability manifested in its daughter Charlotte.
The Salami Technique

The Salami Technique is a series of shamanistic rituals one can perform to access Zone 4-1, where it is theorized the primordial known as Chunk was sealed. The Salami Technique also grants the performer the ability Salami Sense, which can sense if a house or building has a secret basement that the janitor won't tell you about.

Once completed, a part of Chunk's soul known as Salami Pete (pictured) will appear in your peripheral vision, sitting in what seems to be a Lay-Z Boy chair from the 1990s. He will then get up and ask the performer if they are ready. If they respond "yes", they will be transported to Chunk's Chamber, a repurposed military base to forever hold Chunk. If they respond "no", Salami Pete will sit down again and disappear. The performer can no longer perform the Salami Technique after this occurrence.

Once in Zone 4-1, the performer will be presented with a key. This key can only be touched by those who are "worthy", but it is not known what constitutes worthy. This is the key to freeing Chunk, and those who are deemed unworthy are sent back to their respective dimension, and can no longer perform the Salami Technique.
Big Apollo

Big Apollo is a human from New Crunk City District 8, and is thought to be one of the most powerful and unique Fire aligned humans in the world. His special moves derive from his massive coats, of which he wears 50 at a time. These coats all have top-notch insulation, and keep his Fire abilities in control.

## Origin

Big Apollo first realized his Fire potential at a very young age, burning down a McGrungy's. It was there that he was recognized by the Professor, who was there on break. He took in the young Apollo and gave him a specially designed sweater to hold in his massive heat energy. This was the start of Apollo learning of how to use his ability to his advantage.

Eventually his abilities outgrew the original sweater, and he put on another sweater, and then another, until the present day. Today he wears 50 coats, 49 in the summer. He now works as a Commander in the military force for New Crunk City.

Despite his rocky discovery of his powers, his father Big Zad always supported him.

## Powers and Abilities

Big Apollo's power comes from his uncontrollable production of heat at all times. To keep this energy contained, he wears several protective coats that prevent 99% of the energy from escaping. Due to these coats, he does gain a significant increase to his Endurance, but also a decrease in his agility. When in battle, Big Apollo will usually shed 10 coats. This allows more than 30% of his energy to be released, and gives him an insane firepower, making him a sizable threat.

His special move, Layer 0, is the removal of his final coat, the original sweater, allowing 100% of his heat to be released, giving him incredible firepower that has been documented to reach over 3,000 degrees Fahrenheit.
Enoch the Grand

Enoch the Grand (Middle), next to his father (left) and brother (right).

Enoch the Grand is a powerful human warrior that once was the champion priest of the Battle Castle Tabernacle. He was famed for his titanic strength and unnatural size for a human. After his death, it was discovered he was a modified human designed for long-term combat.

## History

Enoch the Grand was originally known as Enoch the Bland until he turned 24. It was at this point his genetic modifications kicked in, and he underwent a process known as Puberty 2, in which he grew to 7'2'' and got ripped. After the fact, he beat up his bully Randy from Science Club and went on to be a prolific fighter in the Battle Castle Tabernacle.

After beating the previous reigning champion priest, Nedward, he gained the title of Enoch the Grand. Until he died, he ate 7 meals a day and could bench 10,000 pounds.

## Battle of the Time Gate

Enoch the Grand is best known for his involvement in the Battle of the Time Gate. He was conscripted by Jungle Man to help defeat Tengin Khan. He played a major role in guarding Aasvik Bhattacharyya from Grenaldy while he kept the Time Gate closed, during which he tragically lost his life.

## Powers and Abilities

Being absolutely jacked, Enoch was a powerful fighter that is not to be trifled with. While not boasting a martial arts style or special arcane ability, he flexed on his foes and shows them the power of size. He is also quite skilled with Fire, and can add extra force to his attacks by using it.

His special move, the Enoch Epoch, is a powerful fire-powered move where Enoch will jump in the air, do two spins, a pose, a scream, and nose dive onto his target. Those with insufficient defenses will instantly get every bone in their body atomized.
Crack Piston

Crack Piston, previously Zack Liston, is a mechanically augmented human with the power of crack and mechanical pistons. He is a "mercenary" under control of the Gormondo Crew, and is often used as a resource to collect dues from people who need to pay up. In his off time, he is fighting in various underground gladiator pits. He is being scouted by both the Jungle Gym and the Battle Castle Tabernacle.

## Origin

Originally Zack Liston, he was a prolific zoologist who was famed with discoveries of various species throughout the Southern Continent. He was the recipient of several awards in the scientific community, and even became Head Researcher at New Crunk University.

His transformation began when he went on an expedition to study Crack Apes. While he was warned against this due to the violent nature of these animals, he went with an expedition crew of 5 to study and possibly get samples of genetic material. 4 months later, he was presumed dead. 1 year later, sightings of a powerful human cyborg in District 12 began to pop up. Eventually it was determined to be Zack, but he had changed.

When he had originally made contact with Crack Apes in the wild, he was ambushed by a Crack Ape militia. His team were all killed and eaten by the apes, but somehow he survived. His body, which had been torn apart by the apes, was left in the crack mines where the apes lived. Over 8 months, he would survive off of scraps of meat and crack alone. He began to change, and the power of crack made him fully dependent on the substance to survive. After his time in the cave, he would be rescued by a unknown individual and delivered to a District 12 hospital. This hospital was run by the Gormondo Crew, and his erratic and crack-fueled behavior made him an intriguing test subject. Underground scientists took his body and repaired it with state of the art piston technology.

At this point Zack had forgotten almost all of his previous life, and was a psychotic monster that the Gormondo Crew would use to enforce their rules around District 12.

## Powers and Abilities

Crack Piston is an enhanced human, both with crack and mechanical upgrades. 79% of his body has been replaced with machinery, and all joints have access to powerful pistons that can exert 10 times the force of a normal human muscle. His limbs can also extend by using the pistons to increase his reach by up to 120%. The main power source of his limbs is a modified jorloque crystal, with the ability to convert crack energy directly to kinetic energy.

In conjunction with his body, there are several injectors around his body that regularly inject crack directly into his bloodstream. This gives him immunity to pain and mental attacks, and he has increased perceptive abilities. His most frightening trait is his disregard for all other things except crack and killing.

His special move, Crack Shoulder Cannon, allows all of his energy to be focus on his strongest piston, his shoulder. By charging this move for 20 seconds, he can unleash a powerful punch capable of a sonic boom. The air pushed by this punch is able to knockout a normal human up to 500 feet away.
The Neochromicon

The Neochromicon is a book of strange origins that describes all that there is, ever was, and ever will be. None have ever seen the book and come back with useful knowledge about it. The Professor claims to have read the book, but there is no proof of this.

Currently, the book is in the Library of Craig, guarded by the Librarian. Accessing the Library of Craig is currently thought to be impossible, but those who claim to have been say the riddles and mysteries of the Library shake reality itself.

## Contents

While described as containing all knowledge in the multiverse, it's methods of doing so in a finite book are unknown. However, the Professor states that you must only think about a question, and the Neochromicon will give you the answer. This account of the book is considered, but not widely accepted. Experts predict that reading the Neochromicon will grant you all knowledge, regardless of its contents. The Book of DeMarcus has little to say of the Neochromicon, but direct quotes of Jedidiah DeMarcus say reading the book will give one enough knowledge to transcend mortality at a mere thought. Based on the circumstances of its creation and its ability to create solutions to any question based on an infinite dataset, it is hypothesized that the Neochromicon may actually be a perfect quantum computer.

## Origin

The Neochromicon was created by an anomaly in which the roided Jard input an infinite dataset into the Chunk Algorithm. The result being a mass of knowledge that forcibly fused with Jard's existence factor. Immediately, a book of all knowledge in the Crunkiverse was detected by the Omnigods, who realized this amount of knowledge could dethrone the laws of reality itself. Entrusting the object to the Librarian, it has stayed there since in order to protect its forbidden knowledge.
The Asphalt Plane

The Asphalt Plane is a Minor Crunkiverse that sits in between Crunkiverse 00A and Crunkiverse 01A. It is currently uninhabited, except for the Chauffeur. Many millennia prior, the ancestors of the Wheelmasters resided here, and after almost all of them were slaughtered once the Chauffeur arrived, what few of them remained fled to Crunkiverse 00A.

## Origin

During the beginning times, the Asphalt Plane was created to be a parking spot for Kuala Huaka's 1991 Bugatti EB 110, but after it got totaled during the War of Gods, it was abandoned. Also during the War of Gods, the armies of Fromitas the Eternal were sent to the Asphalt Plane by the Omnigods. These armies eventually evolved into the Wheelmasters. After the War of Gods concluded, the Wheelmasters left the Asphalt Plane and only the Chauffeur was left.
The Grenaldee Twins

Not to be confused with the Grenaldi Twins or Grenaldy.

Hrothas and Zomar, the Grenaldee Twins

Hrothas and Zomar, together known as the Grenaldee Twins, are a two headed primeval titan that existed in Gramble Grove before The Crunch.

Currently, they scour Gramble Grove, feasting on trespassers and delivery from Watermelon Michael's Bar and Grille. Hrothas prefers the Pineapple and Shrimp Rice Plate, while Zomar sides with the Double Cheeseburger with Fries.

Interestingly, they are unaffected by the Igazi Mutation, although they were already pretty fucked up.
Jimmy Lee

Jimmy Lee is a relatively weak soyboy from District 7 of New Crunk City. After accidentally locking himself in the stall of Watermelon Michael's Bar and Grille after 1 AM, he overheard everything about the Crunch, and decided to form a group of heroes to help save the world so that maybe he'd finally get fucking laid. With his friends and some questionable entities, he founded the Skrunk Squad in an abandoned building. They don't really do shit.

## Powers and Abilities

Jimmy Lee is a particularly weak human, with below average stats besides Intelligence, where he is actually quite smart. He is elementally aligned with Fire, and can sometimes reheat leftovers if he tries hard enough.

Jimmy Lee owns an arcane cufflink that houses the mysterious Master Shrimp. Through Possession Training, Jimmy Lee's body can be taken over by Master Shrimp in order to maximize his current stats. So far, a possessed Jimmy Lee (Shrimp Lee) can exhibit enough battle power to be somewhat considered a capable fighter.
Roberto

Roberto is the pseudonym of the most successful assassin to ever exist. Simply put, if someone contracts Roberto, Roberto will complete the contract. He is a human male of unknown origin, and is likely one of the strongest Sacred Art Masters alive today due to his perfected special ability.

Many mysteries surround Roberto. No one knows how to contact Roberto, nor how to pay him. Rumors say that if someone wants somebody else dead more than anything, Roberto will leave a blank sheet of paper with an embossed "R" near them and if the person were to write the targets name on the paper, Roberto would eliminate the named person. He appears to have an innate sense of what is written on the paper as he never returns to retrieve it. The rumors also say that Roberto will ask for payment equal to a human life, but all those who contract Roberto seem to notice nothing is missing after the contract is finished.

9 years before the Crunch, a Mr. Langley contracted Roberto to kill a Malibu Jones on March 15th. However, the next day, police reports suggest there were two similar murders at the exact same time, using two of the exact same bullets. The implications of this case are still unknown, and somehow suggests it's possible for there to be two Robertos at the same time

## Powers and Abilities

Only rough estimates can be made about the powers and abilities of Roberto, based on the time and method of his assassinations.

His special ability, Fourth Dimensional Sight, allows him to perceive the world in the 4th dimension. What this would mean is that Roberto can see all of time at once, and therefore be able to see the past and the future. The limits of this ability are unknown.

His special ability combined with a special bullet found at all of Robertos killings, the aptly named Time Bullets, make him an unavoidable killer. To put it simply, he will fire a bullet in the 4th dimension, or at any given point in time, whether it be the future or the past. More often than not, it would be the future, but killings seem to indicate Roberto was in the future and shot the bullet into the past. If Roberto kills someone from the past, the limit of how far back he can shoot appears to be 6 months, and the killing of the target in the past does not cause a paradox where the contractor would not have them killed.
Fortnite

***Fortnite*** es un videojuego del año 2017 desarrollado por la empresa Epic Games, lanzado como diferentes paquetes de *software*que presentan diferentes modos de juego, pero que comparten el mismo motor general de juego y las mecánicas. Fue anunciado en los Spike Video Game Awards en 2011.

Los modos de juego publicados incluyen ***Fortnite Battle Royale***, un juego gratuito donde hasta cien jugadores luchan en una isla, en espacios cada vez más pequeños debido a la tormenta, para ser la última persona en pie, y ***Fortnite: Salvar el mundo***, un juego cooperativo de hasta cuatro jugadores que consiste en luchar contra carcasas, criaturas parecidas a zombis, utilizando objetos y fortificaciones.
Neil Dragon

Neil Dragon, simply known as the Dragon, is a human bodybuilder that owns and runs the Jungle Gym in New Crunk City District 7. He is famed for his impeccable muscles and almost godlike strength. He is also known for creating the Dragon style, said to draw out the latent strength of its user. He currently is creating an army of bodybuilders to wage war on the Battle Castle Tabernacle.

## Origin

Once a weak-ass white boy from District 12, Neil Dragon ran the most dangerous paper route known in the city, the Grungis Street route. From this he learned how to evade bullet fire and the attacks of the several entities that roam Grungis Street. One day he stumbled upon the infamous terrorist, Donny Eggmin, who corned him and forced him to awaken his Minor Element, Muscles. He then beat the shit out of Donny Eggmin and founded the Jungle Gym, where bros get ripped and you get fucked in the locker room.

After learning about the famous fighter Enoch the Grand, Neil Dragon challenged him to a fight, and promptly got his ass beat. He swore to take down the Tabernacle and soon developed the Dragon style of martial arts to combat Enoch's big biceps.

## Powers and Abilities

Without his Element, Neil is pretty much a normal bodybuilder with average strength and battle capability. However, Muscles allows Neil to get ripped as fuck and have insane strength, speed, and durability. This technique is noted as being very close to the physical enhancements given by Yi.

His special move, Indomitable Platinum, is a limit breaker move that floods his muscles with a near-lethal amount of Elemental energy. It can take his skills to the next level and allows him to be evenly matched with most S-tier fighters. He is only held back by the limit breaking of this move, as once he either runs out of energy or his muscles collapse from the pressure, Neil would probably be hospitalized for a few months. The energy from Neil during this state is so massive that the appearance of Neil's body is said to turn lustrous and reflective, like a precious metal.
Rex Rockiverie

Rex Rockiverie is the most recent member of Neil Dragons gang of thugs, the Jungle Gym. He is a powerful arm user in their ranks, with some of the most potent upper body strength ever seen in a mortal. He has the high score on the Arm Wrestling arcade cabinet.

## Origin

Rex was brought into the Jungle Gym as an experiment subject. In the Jungle Gyms goals to destroy the Battle Castle Tabernacle, they needed an ultimate weapon to combat the maxed out potential of Skelemans speed. Top researchers in the gyms locker room discovered a diet and workout plan that would result in the largest arms known to mankind. The apex of the research, Rex endured bland chicken breast and brown rice for 49 months. He only did biceps for month 6-17 of his training, it was insane.

In the first field test of the abilities, Rex would win a thumb war with an entire gang of local yoga enthusiasts at once. He was then seen flying through the air by gripping the air tightly with his incredible grip strength.

## Powers and Abilities

Rex is the apex of the bicep and tricep. He is a master of all grapple attacks and thrown projectile attacks. His speed is lackiluster due to his arms size, however it prompted the creation of an advanced movement technique where Rex will match the flow of his enemies footsteps while himself doing it on his hands and knuckles.

His special move, the Double Arm Stanley, is a gutbuster attack performed by landing a successful lariat arm strike and milliseconds later colliding his other arm against the opponents knees.
The 1789th Drawing of the Craig

The main event of the current time period, Age 4401, in the main timeline. Normally, the Drawing of the Craig is chosen by the Craig Committee, as decided by the Ancient Ones. However, due to the Crunch, this Drawing of the Craig has an unprecedented Battle Royale to decide the next Craig, which is open to the public. There are many representatives from many factions of the Crunkiverse trying to obtain the title of Crunktropolis Craig. The Subjects are some of the contestants in the 1789th Drawing of the Craig. The Battle will begin in the year 4402.

## Rules of the 1789th Drawing

There are not many rules to this, but as dictated by the New God, there are some qualifications to enter, and rules to the battle.

* You must complete a minimum of 1 immortal trial to enter.
* You must write a 3 paragraph essay in the MLA format about what being Craig means to you. Please mail this to the New God's office. (New Crunk City, Crunk, Crunk Street, 01867)
* You must eliminate other contestants by any means possible, the last man standing is the Craig. No nut taps, though.

## Current Contestants

* Watermelon Michael
* Cris
* Rat God #4
* Randy
* Aramethes
* Martin Luther King Jr.
* Jungle Man (Location currently unknown)
* Tyrone Sidius the 8th
* Quasarius
* Ifrit
Deliman Chiclés

Deliman Chiclés, Deli or D-man for short, was a notable naturalist and biologist known for raising interest in the Forest of Three Paths. During his tenure as Head of Ecology at the New Crunk City Wilderness Exploration and Ecology Division (WEED), he brought more focus towards the unique biology and evolutionarily phenomena surrounding the Tree of Life. He was last seen in a small research encampment on the outskirts of District 13. His journal suggests the last subject of his research was the entity Grubilla.

## Origin

Deli was born into upper middle class NCC society as a resident of District 1. Despite its reputation, many wealthy individuals live amongst the farms of the Agricultural district, many of whom own said farmland. Deli and his family were one of these, with his family owning a small bean grove that supplied them with enough food and bean-related profits to live comfortably. Since he was a child, Deli had been interested in the natural world. Fascinated particularly by evolutionary theory, Deli enrolled in New Crunk University as a student of Evolutionary Biology, earning his Bachelors, Masters, and PHD. from the establishment. His strong thesis on the anomalies of the Forest of Three Paths brought the attention of WEED, who brought Deli on as a research assistant.

During his time with WEED, Deliman was known for having a deeper connection with the natural world than others. His special ability in particular brought him into high standing with the academic community, and within 8 years of him joining WEED he had gained the title of Head of Ecology.

Using the privilege's of his new position, Deliman began a campaign of research expeditions into the Forest of Three Paths. Despite the danger this may have posed, Deli secured funding with incredible jaw-dropping charisma. The series of trips would result in many new discoveries, in particular the location of the third Tree of Life. While WEED still isn't able to access it, this discovery brought in new evidence to suggest the existence of a great ancestor to all life on Earth.

His last known whereabouts was in District 13, where he got separated from his research team while observing an odd trio of Western Lowland Gorillas. He has not been seen since, and it is thought that Deliman Chiclés was beaten to death by Grubilla.

## Powers and Abilities

Deliman showed considerable prowess in basic survival skills, as well as a wide knowledge of the natural world which helped support his naturalist lifestyle. He was also known for having a sharp mind, able to recall the zoological classifications for almost all samples he collected.

His special move, Reverse Denature, or DNAture as Deliman spelled it, was a unique ability that allowed for small-scale temporary recovery of proteins in biological tissue. The extent of this power was never explored, but Deliman primarily used it to create high-quality samples using lower quality materials.
The Hostile Colossus

The Hostile Colossus, or just the Colossus, is a massive entity that has roamed the Fourth layer of the Aetherspace for thousands of years. It is the sole reason for the lack of life on the layer due to its tendency to turn most matter into Dirt. It is currently locked in battle with Victor Armada. Until now the battle has lasted approximately 1 year.

## Origin

Upon the initial discover of the Fourth layer by the Aethernauts, the Hostile Colossus caused the largest amount of casualties on the entire trip through the Aetherspace. Since then, entrances to the Fourth layer have been guarded by various divisions of the Crandis Federation in order to prevent further casualties. 1 year prior to the current time, Victor Armada received an Immortal Trial that instructed him to defeat the Colossus.

The true origins of the Colossus are unknown, as any samples of the entity seem to turn into dirt once disconnected from it. Due to this extraordinarily-high affinity for Dirt, the Professor believes that this entity is a forgotten Dirt primordial.

## Powers and Abilities

The Hostile Colossus has both physical and arcane abilities on the levels of a primordial. Its strength comes from its sheer size, approximately 850 meters in height. This allows it to dominate its layer in the Aetherspace, and even without its arcane abilities it would be formidable. Its Element, Dirt, is taken to the extreme in its passive ability to turn its surroundings into to dirt, as well as repair its body with surrounding dirt. This makes a strategy to chip away at the Colossus virtually impossible. The Colossus also has the ability to manipulate Dirt in more complex ways, such as creating Dirt appendages as well as vast dirt-storms that ravage the layer constantly.
Clockwork Heart

## The Clockwork Heart

One of few photographs of the Clockwork Heart, due to gravity distorting most images

# The Clockwork Heart

The Clockwork Heart is a megastructure currently located at Jupiter's Lagrange point 2. Constructed early in the War of Gods, it houses a massive and incredibly complex mechanism, built into what was likely once a natural large asteroid. While the full purpose and mechanism is unknown, the effects of the Heart are mostly understood. It produces very high amplitude, short range, focused gravitational waves, directed through Jupiter toward Jupiter's Lagrange point 1, currently occupied by the Halcyon Forge.

## Origin

The Clockwork Heart is more ancient than any current society, and very little information about it or the society that created it exist. Some aspects of the mechanism resemble mechanisms found in the Ouron Scrolls. This information, when considered with the incredible technological prowess required to construct such a megastructure, as led some to believe that it was built by the lost society of Armageddon.

The Professor notes the variety of mechanics within the Heart, hypothesizing that it has been rebuilt and modified by multiple societies or entities. Notably, aspects of its construction resemble the work of The Artificer, thought to have been killed prior to its creation.

## Halcyon Forge System

Though likely not designed to be its primary purpose, the Clockwork Heart emits powerful gravity waves. These waves pass through most matter harmlessly, distorting the fabric of reality in equal measure though all mass, thereby not disrupting it except to an outside observer. However, using the unique properties of Luthon-steel alloy weights, a forge was built to "catch" these waves for use in a massive press. The Halcyon Forge was constructed much later than the Clockwork Heart, but uses the energy of its waves to produce metals with astounding strength, such as Halcyonic Augentum, used in most interstellar frigates.