Season 1 Episode 14

***DISCLAMER!!!!:*** This is written in part second person, part third person, and part first person, so caution.

This episode is the Dragon Child Challenge.

Now the story. It is mostly written from Yaromir's P.O.V.

## S1:E14 Let's eat children in the Dinosaurchestra

### Director

Mia Thompson

Somehow I actually slept really good. I had a weird dream about where Mia, me and Zane were trapped in a bowling alley with wolves. Weird. Skyler said the challenge was babysitting. I decided a I wanted a purple coffin. I hated babysitting from a prior experience. I packed Buffy and Chapstick. I woke up Mia and Zane to tell them the bus was here. When we went on the bus, the seats were a little bigger. Jett told us we needed to see this video. I was tired and didn't want to argue. He pressed play and I immediately woke up. It was one of my favorite songs. The into the unknown remix with Michael Scott in it. Mia started wheezing and rolled on the floor hard enough to RESIST THE SPEED OF THE BUS and keep her spot instead of flying to the back. She is one of the weirdest people I know. When we got to the dojo, Mia was still rolling so she slammed into the front of the bus. We got out and saw the KAREN. Like the one I whacked away with the broom. She said we needed to babysit her kid for 5 hours while she got her nails done. I don't have any experience but it seems like you don't need 5 hours to get some nail polish on. I agreed and we took the sad excuse of a child inside. We asked what he wanted to do and he said he wanted a snack. Arianna only had an apple so she gave it to him. He was a complete maniac so he threw the apple at Korbin. Korbin was about to throw it back at him, but CJ stopped it. Another 5 hours? I tried to scoop away some of the others, but this kid was a complete MONGO. He threw chairs at everyone! Mia tried to use her weird yelling powers but that didn't work. Zane tried to restrain the kid down with the spare yellow belts, but he started EATING them. We eventually just put the L.D. into the closet. We needed every J.S., BBC, and STORM member to defeat this kid who was probably on coffee or something. Mia and Zane had apparently recognized this kid, as they got attacked by him at skateland. Mia held us back because his jacket he was wearing started EXPANDING. Out popped like five other kids, and they also knew Mia and Zane. They started tying up the J.S. I don't know how or where these kids got them, but they legit had nokia phone armor. This is why most of us got beat up. They also tied up the BBC with duct tape and flex tape so they were probably done. As Mia and me tried to cut lose the kids, we got tied up with tape as well. Zane was the only one left. He started stressing out then started throwing the kids across the mat. I don't know where that strength came from, but it was handy because he managed to get me and Mia untied. Mia then got super pissed at the kids so she ran over with the apple and proceeded to bash the nokia armor. The kids apparently had a lighter and crayons which was Mia's one weakness. She couldn't breathe near hot crayons. I grabbed Zane by the shirt and ran over. Mia fell on the ground because she was trying to cover her mouth and one eye. I questioned about the eye, but we dragged her over where she could breathe for a bit. We sat her up on a chair so she could start breathing normally soon. Then she put down her hands. Those little demons sliced her face! She had blood on her temples. I ran over with Zane to those pesky humans. I looked at Zane, and for some reason he knew what I was thinking, because at the same time we shouted "KALIMA!" and "CHIDORI!" We reached through the armor and grabbed them by the shirt. We tied them up with three rolls of tape, cut the others loose, and helped Mia with her eyes. When Skyler came back, he started lecturing the kids and that was hilarious to see. The Karen mom came back and said we were being rude to her kids. Joshua, Korbin and Arianna were screaming after that. Man, I am never going to babysit anyone again.