Laser

*"Stop. Giving. Up."
"He's right. I can't give up! No, not yet!"*
―Shia LeBeouf and Laser[src]
**Laser** is the juvenile leader of *JSP*, usually joined by Static and Sonic. Laser sought to battle Static in the desert, but Static refused to late Laser beat him, so he made it his personal goal to defeat Laser, hoping to prove to him that joking around didn't win a fight. Just when it seemed like Laser had been completely beat, he was motivated into continuing the battle, being given more power than before. Laser managed to overpower Static, until Static evolved his powers himself. The two continued their battle, with the potential risk they could kill each other. Sometime later though, the battle concluded, with Laser and Static putting their differences aside.

Laser soon crossed paths with Cora, a demon that planned to kill him. Laser lost to Cora during their battle, but Cora decided to spare his life, causing them to later become a couple. Sometime later, Laser and Static were both transported to the Pumpkin Dimension when the Pumpkin King sought to challenge *JSP*. The successfully defeated the Pumpkin King, leading them to return back home to Earth. While celebrating Christmas with *JSP*, Laser met the legendary 'Santa Claus', who turned out to be The Grinch in disguise, who destroyed the JSP Headquarters and stole the group's presents. When *JSP* sought to confront The Grinch, they met the real Santa Claus, joining him in returning the Christmas presents that were stolen.

Laser and *JSP* later returned home, where they managed to clean up the mess The Grinch had left behind, causing the building to be renovated. Sometime later, Laser celebrated Valentine's Day with Cora, created a music video with Sonic, and observed Static when he sought to train in the Gravity Room.

## Origins

### Costume Pieces

* Joel Hair (Dark Purple Sticker and Purple Button and Nail Head Decorations)
* Escape Plan Skin (Custom Skin Tone Sticker and Eyebrow Stickers)
* Button Eyes (Dark Red Pupil Stickers)
* Sly Cooper Teeth
* Neckscarf (Black Sticker)
* Happie Waistcoat & T-Shirt (Purple and Black Stickers)
* Alice Gloves (Black Stickers)
* Army Trousers (Black Stickers)
* Ellie Trainers (Black and Purple Stickers)
* Cheetah Tail (Brown Sticker)

## History

### Stupid Grandpa's Campaign

*"Wassup!"
"Who the heck is this!?"
"Oh snap! Yo, you work for the CIA!?"
"I work for your Mama!"*
―Laser, Max, and Mudda Sucka[src]

In 2015, Laser rescued Max and Mudda Sucka, who were both trapped inside Stupid Grandpa's House. Laser grabbed out a ladder to bring them out, with Mudda Sucka giving Laser the one dollar he was supposed to give Eddie for helping them escape. Sometime later, Laser joined the two teenagers when they sought to confront Stupid Grandpa outside the local hospital. When Stupid Grandpa refused to make peace with his grandson, Laser used his powers to defeat Stupid Grandpa, causing him to successfully receive medical help at the hospital, just like Max intended.

### Ultimate Competition

*"Okay, so maybe rushing in his face like a total idiot was a bad idea. No, that was a terrible idea... The only reason my last effective attack worked was because it had the element of surprise... So, I'll just keep doing that then."*
―Laser[src]

Laser made it his personal goal to become more powerful than Static, hoping to challenge him to prove his worth. Being teleported to the desert with Sonic, Mai, and Rco, they reunited with Static, who urged Laser to start participating in their ultimate battle. Laser became confused, having thought they were summoned for a picnic. Upset with Laser's stupidity, Static called him pathetic and immature, which motivated Laser into participating in this battle, hoping to ensure Static got wrecked. Sonic and Rco initiated the countdown, before giving Laser and Static clearance to begin their fight.

Laser began to use his powers to constantly shoot Static with plasmaballs, causing him to crash to the ground, creating a giant purple explosion. Unfortunately, Static got back up, dragging Laser down to his level. Crashing to the ground himself, Laser got knocked unconscious. Within his subconscious mind, Laser admitted that rushing up to Static wasn't his best idea. Laser then realized that his last effective movement worked because he utilized the element of surprise, so he concluded that he just had to keep doing that so he could win.

Getting back up, Laser continued to skirmish Static with his powers, until Static brought him back down to the ground and paralyzed him, becoming irritated with Laser teleporting everywhere. Static tried persuading Laser to give up, otherwise he would kill him. This led Laser to raise questions regarding how much Static was willing to risk just to beat him. Static then charged up his electric powers, causing him to blast Laser through several mountains. Laser unfortunately crashed to the ground, being knocked unconscious once more. Static then told Laser that while he enjoyed fighting him, he said that joking around doesn't help him win a fight.

### Powering Up

*"Look, whoever you are, I can't beat Static, okay? But, I've always wanted to."
"SO JUST DO IT! MAKE, YOUR DREAMS, COME TRUE!"
"But he's super strong and, and he has electrical powers!"
"You should get to the point."
"My point is, is that it's impossible."
"NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE! Some people dream success, while you're gonna wake up and work hard at it!"*
―Laser and Shia LaBeouf[src]

Within his subconscious mind, Laser started to doubt that he could defeat Static, due to his electric powers opposing to his plasmatic powers. Just then, he started to see visions of Shia LeBeouf, who urged Laser to continue pushing his powers further and further to become just as powerful as Static. Though Laser continued to doubt he could beat his opponent, he became convinced by Shia LeBeouf that he couldn't just give up, and that he couldn't just let Static prove he was nothing more than just a joke.

The motivation that Shia LaBeouf provided Laser resulted in his powers to upgrade, causing him to become more powerful than he was before. Laser's hair turned blonde, but despite seeming more powerful, Static still remained unimpressed with his juvenile opponent. Laser used his upgraded powers to completely destroy Static, rapidly punching him in midair every time he teleported, as well as shooting very hazardous plasmatic projectiles at him. Static started to become even more enraged with Laser, but Laser continued to battle Static, hoping to become victorious. Static urged Laser to stop teleporting and fight, but Laser continued to beat him up.

Laser then utilized his power to create his most powerful laserbeam. Laser pointed his weapon directly at Static, with the laserbeam's power potentially being enough to vaporize him. Static however, ultimately refused to let Laser defeat him, prompting him to upgrade his electric powers, causing him to become as equally as powerful as Laser. Upset with Laser's pestering, Static threatened to break every bone in Laser's body, as the two continued their battle.

### Meeting Cora

*"Is "die" your favourite word?"
"Oh, I see. You're not human either."
"I'm surprised you don't know about me. I'm pretty popular around here."*
―Laser and Cora[src]

Sometime later, Laser went out to get some *Snickers* by himself. While walking through the streets, Laser crossed paths with Cora, a demon who teleported behind him. Laser started to become romantically attracted towards her, but Cora snapped Laser out of his daydreaming, mentioning that she was hired to kill him. Concerned, Laser begged her to spare his life, but Cora didn't hesitate, causing Laser to be sent by her to Hell. Thankfully though, Laser managed to teleport back to the overworld. Cora became surprised to realize that Laser wasn't human either. The two battled each other, with Laser being defeated by Cora. Unlike the orders she received however, Cora spared him. The two later grew a bond with each other.

### Love Confessions

*"Cora, even though you're a demon who tried to assassinate me, you've been nothing but good to me. And I've never felt so happy around you. Cora... I love you."
"I never felt emotions before... I didn't think it was possible since I'm a demon... I, I, I love you too..."*
―Laser and Cora[src]

Growing close to Cora, Laser sought to confess his romantic feelings to her, so he invited her over to visit the JSP Headquarters. While talking with Static, Laser told him that, because of his long relationship with Cora, he concluded that the right time had come for them to take their relationship to the next level. Unfortunately, realizing what Laser meant by this, Static left, calling him pathetic and immature. Laser rushed to the door, before going outside to meet with Cora. The two reconciled, before revealing their romantic feelings to each other, beginning their love relationship.

### Battling the Pumpkin King

*"See you later, pumpkin baby."
"I'm not a baby!"*
―Laser and the Pumpkin King[src]

Sometime later, Laser was teleported to the Pumpkin Dimension by the terrifying Pumpkin King. Being told by Sonic that he didn't have his pants on, Laser quickly left to put them on, before returning to the pumpkin underworld, interrupting the Pumpkin King when he tried to explain to *JSP* his plan. Laser then recognized that Static was still staring into the distance just like usual. Just then, the Pumpkin King got serious, telling *JSP* that he was planning to create and army of pumpkins on Halloween, so he could take over the world. When the Pumpkin King requested that *JSP* cooperated, the members of *JSP* refused to let the Pumpkin King orchestrate his plan. The Pumpkin King then promised *JSP* that if they defeated him in battle, then he would spare them and send them back to their universe.

The members of *JSP* decided to go with the deal, causing them to be teleported by the Pumpkin King elsewhere. *JSP* started to battle the Pumpkin King, with Laser using his powers to skirmish the pumpkin overlord with plasmaballs. Ultimately, *JSP* succeeded in defeating the Pumpkin King, which caused them to be teleported back to the pumpkin desert. The three then reunited with the Pumpkin King, who had become completely enfeeble thanks to *JSP*. Keeping his promise, the Pumpkin King decided to send *JSP* back to their universe. Realizing how tiny the Pumpkin King became, Laser started to call him a baby. Upset, the Pumpkin King violently kicked Laser's leg, so Laser kicked him back in retaliation, before leaving the Pumpkin Dimension.

### Training Sonic

*"Okay, so we're surrounded by robots."
"I know."
"There are two of us and more of them, so we have to be careful."
"I know that genius."*
―Sonic and Laser[src]

Returning to the JSP Headquarters, Laser took it upon himself to train Sonic, so he could improve his superspeed powers, so he decided to utilize the JSP Headquarters' training room during late evenings, which upset Static, because they would usually use it without his permission. Laser and Sonic worked together to combat some colourful robots, using their powers to successfully destroy them.

Completing their training, both Laser and Sonic did their victory pose, before realizing that Static was coming. The two tried to be oblivious to what was happening, with Laser pretending that he dropped something. Unfortunately, Static busted them for using the training room this late, and told them to not let this happen again. Laser decided leave the room to go text Cora, still expecting her to visit the JSP Headquarters for Christmas. Sometime later, Cora made it outside, ringing the doorbell. Laser proceeded to welcome her inside, pushing past Sonic when he rushed to the door to let her in.

### Christmas Celebration

*"Behold, the legendary Santa Claus!"
"Who invited him over?"
"Huh? Well I didn't, I though Laser did."
"Why would I invite him, I didn't even know he existed."*
―Sonic, Static, and Laser[src]

Walking back inside the JSP Headquarters with Cora, Laser stopped his conversation with her when he recognized the legendary 'Santa Claus' sitting on the couch in the living room, listening to everything that Sonic desperately wanted for Christmas. He then turned towards Laser, proudly telling him that Santa Claus was unbelievably present within the headquarters. Laser became very excited to see Santa, but Static thought otherwise. Much to his confusion, Static wanted to know who invited 'Santa Claus' over, but Laser stated he didn't, because he didn't even know he existed. Suddenly, the members of *JSP* realized that Santa disappeared while they were talking, becoming more confused to see that the presents underneath the Christmas tree had disappeared too. Suddenly, an explosion occurred outside the headquarters, gathering their attention.

### Confronting The Grinch

*"Is that a cave?"
"It looks spooky."
"Not as spooky as watching a green naked dude running around in the woods."*
―Static, Laser, and Sonic[src]

Rushing outside, Laser, Static, and Sonic became shocked to see the outside of the JSP Headquarters completely destroyed. While observing the destruction, Laser became concerned to see Cora lying in the snow. Picking her up, Laser was relieved when Cora told him she was perfectly fine. The two then joined Static and Sonic, hoping to confront 'Santa Claus'. Unfortunately, the group discovered that Santa Claus had been replaced by The Grinch, who escaped into the forest with the stolen presents. Laser became confused by what happened, but concluded that he couldn't let The Grinch's scheme go unpunished.

Venturing through the forest, the members of *JSP* hoped to get their presents back. Coming towards a dead end, they started to believe they couldn't find him, until Sonic realized there was something suspicious down below. Dropping down, the three crossed paths with the Grinch's Hideout, a cave belonging to The Grinch. When *JSP* started to carefully head towards the cave, they stopped when The Grinch walked out. The Grinch urged *JSP* to leave his grounds, saying they were trespassing. Unfortunately, the *JSP* crew couldn't understand what he was saying. The Grinch brought two other Grinches outside to deal with *JSP*, but the three of them cowered back inside when the real Santa Claus showed up.

### Saving Christmas

*"This is the best day of my life."
"This is the worst day of my life."*
―Laser and Static[src]

Being told by Santa Claus that he had to bring back the presents before sunrise, Laser decided to help Santa return the presents that The Grinch stole, with the help of Static and Sonic. Riding in Santa's sleigh, Laser proudly commented this to be the best day of his life, before throwing several presents back into the chimneys of their rightful owners. *JSP* succeeded in saving Christmas, and were brought back to the JSP Headquarters by Santa, who congratulated them for their work. When Static started questioning who would repair the destruction that The Grinch caused to their headquarters, both Laser and Static passed, leaving Sonic to clean the mess up by himself.

### Valentine's Day with Cora

*"You're not stronger than me..."
"Wanna bet?"
"Remember when we first met?"
"I remember it like it was yesterday..."*
―Cora and Laser[src]

Sometime later, Laser celebrated Valentine's Day with Cora. Visiting her apartment, the two made love while watching someone on TV, who tried to prove to someone else that they were more powerful than them. Laser bet that if he was in the show, he could easily defeat his opponents without even trying. Cora however, doubted Laser could possibly do that, because he couldn't even beat her back when she tried to kill him. When the two started to remember the first time they met, they were interrupted by Sonic, who went to grab his phone. Continuing without interruption, both Laser and Cora grew closer as they remembered how their romantic relationship came to be.

### *JSP'*s Music Video

*"Finally, it's over."
"Wait, what? Did you NOT enjoy that?"
"No. Don't you ever invite me to be in your stupid music videos again. Dancing like that is so embarrassing."*
―Cort and Laser[src]

Laser collaborated with Sonic to make their own music video based on the song, *Just Wanna Rock* by Lil Uzi Vert. Sonic brought multiple guests to the JSP Headquarters, including Cora, Rco, Kimiizuki, Bryan, Cort, Mochi, Biscuit, and the Pancake Ninja, so they could contribute to the music video. Joining together with the visitors, Laser and Sonic danced to *Just Wanna Rock*, dressed up for the occasion. When Ice Spice joined the party, Laser, Sonic, and Bryan thirsted over her, upsetting Cora.

Sometime later, the guests started to leave the JSP Headquarters. Laser observed Mochi continuing to dance sturdy out the door, before talking with Cort, who was relieved that the music video was finally over. She told Laser to never invite her to be part of his stupid music videos again, having become embarrassed by the dancing. Biscuit, having gotten high during the party, crashed to the floor, much to Laser's concern, so he told Cort to ensure Biscuit got home safely. Bryan then talked with Laser and Sonic, complimenting Ice Spice, before Sonic proposed to Laser what song they should do a music video of next, with it being *Boy's a Liar* by PinkPanteheress.

## Relationships

	+ Static - Close Friend
	+ Sonic - Close Friend
	+ Cora - Former Enemy and Girlfriend
* Max - Situational Ally
* Mudda Sucka - Situational Ally
* Mai - Friend
* Rco - Friend
* Cort - Friend
* Mochi - Friend
* Bryan - Friend
* Biscuit - Friend
* Kimiizuki - Friend
* Sean/Pancake Ninja - Friend
* Pumpkin King - Attempted Killer
* The Grinch - Situational Enemy
* *The Incredible Crew* - Situational Enemies
	+ Knollad - Self-Proclaimed Rival
	+ Jack Jabolon
	+ A.N.D.R.E.
	+ Hunter J. Restless

## Appearances

In chronological order:

* *Stupid Grandpa*
* *Laser vs. Static*
* *Laser vs. Static - Part 2* (Unreleased)
* *JSP Valentine's Special* (Flashbacks)
* *JSP vs. The Pumpkin King*
* *JSP Winter Special*
* *JSP Valentine's Special*
* *JSP Shorts: I Just Wanna...*
* *JSP Shorts: Static's Training*
* *The Incredible Crew: The Bowling Special* (Unreleased)

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 1.5 1.6 1.7 1.8 *Laser vs. Static*
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 2.4 *JSP Winter Special*
3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 3.2 3.3 3.4 *JSP Valentine's Special*
4. ↑ *Stupid Grandpa*
5. ↑ *JSP vs. The Pumpkin King*
6. ↑ *JSP Shorts: I Just Wanna...*