Everything Sounds Nicer

Singing makes EVERYTHING better!

Giving people bad news is always hard. Watch Studio C give bad news in a nice way.

## Lyrics

Adam: You called for me, boss?
Mallory: Oh yes, thank you so much for coming in. Ah, listen, so you're a really great worker and a nice guy...
Adam: Oh, thanks.
Mallory: ...so this isn't easy to do, but we're downsizing. So, we have to uh...
Adam: You're going to... actually...
Mallory: We have to uh... we have to let you uh...
Adam: What are you saying?
Mallory: I mean we have to fire... You know what? Let me just sing this to you.
Adam: No, I don't really think that would help.
Mallory: Oh no, it will definitely help, this is gonna be really good, so...

*Everything sounds nicer when you sing
When you sing
When you sing
When you sing*

*As long as it sounds pretty you can sing
Evil things
Nasty things
Violent things*

Adam: So, am I fired?

*You can tell your grandma, it's time to put her in a home
Dump your boyfriend, say he's got to die alone*

James:That's a pretty song, Mal.
Mallory: Hey James, hey.
James: Hey.
Mallory: I'm dumping you.
James: What?!

*I mean I'm dumping you*

James: All right!

*As long as you are singing, they can't trace
That you just insulted them to their face*

Mallory: Like take Jason here for example, if I just say to him "I want to hurt you", it comes off a little threatening, but if I sang it in a jazzy voice:

*I want to kick you in the head*

Jason: Wow, thank you!
Mallory: You're welcome Jason, I'll see you in the parking lot after work.
Jason: Okay.

*Everything sounds nicer to music
And it helps that Jason here's an idiot.*

Jason: It's true, I am!

*Just imagine if doctors used this tactic when diagnosing their patients.*

Stacey: Look, you have one week to live.
Matt: What?! I am suing you.
Mallory: Here doc, let me try.

*Since your surgery you've been infected through and through
Because this stupid doctor left his iPod inside you.*

Matt: Well, I've lived a good life. Sing it girl!

*You can tell your friend that she looks awful in those pants
And admit you never ever wash your hands*

Mallory: Hey!
Whitney: Hey!

*I hope you don't mind ruining that blazer
Security's coming and they're bringing tasers.*

*Because you are fired! (Fired! Fired!)
You didn't do anything wrong!
You're just fired! (Fired! Fired!)*

*You are fired! (Fired! Fired!)
Just 'cause we don't like your face
You are fired! (Fired! Fired!)*

*And you're not getting severance pay.*

## Trivia

* This sketch was uploaded on the same day as the episode aired on BYUtv.
* This is the first featured song since State of Mind.
	+ This is the first time a cast member sings an entire song.
* This is the second sketch to be directed by Nick Stentzel, after Bad Extra.
* This is the first time all ten cast members appear together in a sketch.
* This is the first time at least one cast member plays multiple roles in a sketch.
* This is the twentieth sketch in which Whitney (Call) Meek is featured and the tenth sketch in which Natalie Madsen appears.
* This is the first sketch to be filmed off-set since Bad Extra.
* This is the first sketch to be written by Mallory Everton since Dana's Dead Tongue Twister, and the first sketch since Two Truths and a Lie to be only written by her solo.