Usada, Reality Reimagined

## Origins

### **Amibition-Fueled Birth**

Usada was, by all means, a regular species of cow for the world he was born in. A world made by demigods that were unrelenting in their fury and wrath, Usada had been born with ambitions that extended beyond a local or national level. He wanted to become a force to be reckoned with, a global power. He, along with Shattered Seas, created a land known as Dunamis. Establishing himself as President, he began his duties.

He gathered as many resources as he could and began to farm crops and animals. Over time, he would begin to prioritize farming over resources. Slowly realizing how lucrative controlling the world's food supply could be, he switched his priorities and began a cow farm far away from Dunamis. He ensured his comrade, Shattered, that the area would be a colony of Dunamis.

### **Eirene**

As Eirene was built, Usada made a house, a tower, a shrine, and flattened some land. Eventually, he found two cows. This turned into three, three turned into four, four turned into hundreds. The cow farm began to cause him to neglect his nation, and as a result Dunamis fell into a period of instability. With craters in the ground and projects unfinished, the people rebelled against Usada and ordered an election to be held. Initially confident he could pull off the election, he decided to ultimately withdraw after some thought.

This did not stop his growing obsession with cows though. His farm grew into sizes never seen before, and eventually he worked on a bigger farm. This project evolved into a grid of cow farms, allowing for easy trading of leather for emeralds and to supply every person in the world with beef hundreds of times over.

### **Biological Weakening**

As a creation of the demigods that had previously presided over his world, Usada was made in haste. As he advanced his goals and aged, he noticed the flaws that the demigods had overlooked. His mind began to work slower and his instincts were reverting to those of the cows he himself had slaugthered.

To combat this, he prayed to one of the last surviving demigods and got a suit in return for his belief. A technological wonder from a world he was yet to be familiar with, he put it on and the red helmet covered his head. Looking through a visor and covered entirely by the suit, he was able to observe his vital signs and recovered from his slowed and weakened state. He felt rather exposed, though, and took to wearing a jacket, pants, and shoes to cover the red suit. Engraved on the sleeves of this suit were the words, "Property of Danasty".

### **Tonto's Legacy**

One of Usada's mothers, Kiwi, had an invincible dog named Tonto that she took everywhere. One day, she would bring him to Eirene while visiting her son and left him there for a week or two. Wanting to pull a prank, he put the dog in lava under his house. Tonto didn't burn, but Usada quickly took him out and took him back to his mother's house.

After this interaction, Kiwi was unable to find Tonto and went after her son, sending Hai as an investigator of sorts. The investigation ended up at a dead end as it was discovered that Tonto was still in Kiwi's house but she was simply unable to locate him. Offering to sacrifice her life in battle to apologize to Usada, another individual by the name of Andre kidnapped Tonto after this offer was made to keep the battle from occurring. While successful, this only lead up to a much different battle.

During the evening hours of a sunny day, Shattered, Kiwi, and Usada set out to lure Andre into a trap and kill him. They led him into a hole, closed up the only exit and began stabbing him. Usada dealt the finishing blow, and officially killed Andre.

### **A Scientific Endeavor**

After these events, Usada's life never changed. He stayed in Eirene, chasing an impossible goal to keep him distracted. He fell into a depression, slowly stopping his project from how demotivated he began to feel. One day, forced to get food, he came outside of his house to harvest crops from his farm. He looked up at the sky, hoping to see something that would bring him back to his old self. That's exactly what he saw.

In the sky, stars were disappearing before his eyes. While only a few, more and more followed as the nights went by. Eventually, the sky was populated by only two stars and he had assembled a team of the world's best scientists to figure out a solution. While these people were more knowledgable than your average citizen, they were by no means intellectuals. The advancement of science and knowledge stopped once people began to war against each other instead of the demigods doing so.

With their limited pool of knowledge, they deducted that the void had begun to devour the universe. The cause of this was unknown, but they would die if they could not figure out a solution to at least delay it. They worked around the clock, collecting items from across dimensions to test different substances and barbaric machinery they constructed. This endeavor had brought back Usada's motivation and he fought to save his family, friends, and his old nation from destruction. Ultimately, their actions would prove to be futile.

### **End Of The World**

With the last star having dimmed forever, the group of scientists disbanded to spend the rest of their time with their families as they embraced the end of everything. They were unable to reach a solution in time. Usada fell back into a depression, having failed again. His mothers visited him before everything ended, trying to console him but he couldn't have been more upset. He had failed again and again, failed his nation, his friends, his family, and the world.

His mothers left after some time, leaving Tonto to keep Usada company as the world ended. While this did help his mental health, he still felt like a failure. Eventually, the void could be seen enveloping the clouds and Usada knew the time had come. He went outside with Tonto, leash on hand and yelled at the sky.

"Damn you, God! Your children brought me into this world of misery and destruction, and you've left me to fail over and over again."

## A New Reality

### **Saved By The Pumpkin**

Seeing the world crumble slowly in all directions, Usada hugged Tonto and began to cry. He failed. He failed everyone and everything in the universe. Over and over again he had failed, and his life, among all other life, was ending because of his failure. As the void surrounded him and Tonto, a burst of purple light enveloped them and seemingly crushed the cow and dog into thin air within seconds.

In another world, completely untouched by the disaster Usada's went through, the pair came out of a portal as another went through it. They looked up to see a broken down lab, with Coolpenguin1778 (referred to as Klondii from now on)standing at a machine pointed at a portal. Tonto whimpered as Usada tried to comprehend his escape from certain death. With both sets of eyes looking at one another, a harmonious "what the fuck" was uttered from both parties.

Usada quickly pulled his sword out and demanded that Klondii tell him where he was. Having a sword at their throat, Klondii felt completely compelled to show the man the way out. As they led the cow and dog out, they asked where Pumpkin was.

*"Who the fuck is Pumpkin?"*

With this, Klondii's face appeared to soften with sadness, but still being held at sword-point, they had no choice but to hold whatever feelings they had until they were safe. As the trio made their way out of the lab, Usada saw the light of a new world shine against a tower of copper. An unfamiliar sight, he asked Klondii what the area they had just entered was.

*"Dunamis"*

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