Own It

"**Own It**" is the third song in Episode One, which introduces us to the main characters and is later reprised in the second season episode The Lyin' In Winter.

## Lyrics

**[Owen]**

Folks today don't see my way
Though the flora is sure to be a nice array
And my children tell me no
They got their people to see
They got a place to go
Does it make me sad?
Does it hurt old dad?
Or should I go with the flow?
Flowerbeds with turtleheads
Got me spinnin' and-a grinnin' when the bloomin' spreads
Hey! Another turtle-geek
No- wait, that's just a fella' trying to take a leak
Guess it's only me
That's a devotee
But am I enough?
What if I own it?
Wanna be like-
Wanna be like someone who can own it
Wanna get to a-
Wanna get to a point where I can dance like a dad with my shirt tucked in
Like it doesn't look bad when the cramps set in
I'm gonna own it
And my name is-
Yeah, my name is Owen and I own it
And I like my-
And I like my flowers when they bloom in the moon like the fruit of the loom
You can say I'm alone but I'll celebrate my turtleheads and own it
**[Paige]**

Guess my boss assumes I'm soft.
So I'll go to this and show him I can write my ass off.
If only he'd assign real news
Instead of fluffy fluff and beauty stuff and style reviews.
That's a minor glitch, cause I've got the itch, and a lot to prove.
I'm gonna own it
Gonna kick in-
Gonna kick the door in like I own it
Gonna bust in-
Gonna bust in headfirst like a badass-boss-lady mom of two
Like a one-chick Bernstein and Woodward too
I'm gonna own it
Gonna get in-
Gonna get in hone it and then own it
Gonna put my-
Gonna put my foot down like my pits and my bits aren't schvitzing now
And-a holy cow 'cause I'm finally gonna show 'em how I own it
**[Bitsy, spoken]**

I'm offering a reward of 50,000 dollars to whomever finds Shampagne-
In fact, you know what? Make it 60,000
Wait no- 55- 55,000
Print that! You news monkeys, or post it or like it or whatever
The dog was last seen in Central Park
**[Passenger, spoken]**

Oh, let me out here!
**[Molly]**

Is it weird to hide in the shadows?
Is it weird to follow so close?
Is it so weird I know where he goes?
Ohhh.
**[Molly and Cole]**

Is it bad I have this affection?
Is it bad I can't look away?
If I don't tell, would that be okay?
**[Molly, spoken]**

Hey
**[Brendan, spoken]**

Hey
**[Molly and Cole]**

C'mon be boldfaced
Be daring or never own it at all
**[Cole]**

Never own it at all.
**[Bitsy, spoken]**

Helen, hold this.
**[Helen]**

I'm gonna own this
'Cause whenever
Yeah, whenever Bitsy dies I'll own this
I don't miss you
Little shih tzu
Now that you are gone
I'll be next in the heirloom line
And all the furniture you see here is mine, mine, mine
I'm gonna own it
And I'm gonna-
Yeah I'm gonna be the one to own it
Gonna bathe in-
Gonna bathe in hundred dollar bills with a man who looks like Magic Mike
While I nibble on the kibble that I know you like
**[Everyone]**

Own it! Own it! Own it!

**[Birdie]**

I can also sing!

**[Everyone (background)]**

When I own it
When I own it
When I own
If only I can own it
When if only
When if only
**[Cole]**

A new best friend for Cole!
**[Molly]**

Be boldfaced and daring.
**[Everyone]**

I will be the one in control so my dreams come true
So I get what I want
**[Bitsy]**

And my little dog, too
**[Birdie]**

I'm still here!
**[Owen]**

Raise awareness for turtleheads
**[Everyone (background)]**

When I own it
When I own it
When I own
If only I can own it

When if only
When if only
**[Molly]**

I'll be free to openly stare
**[Helen]**

Be a billionaire
**[Everyone]**

It's totally healthy how much I care
Now I gotta-
Now I gotta own it!