Cleanphobia/Transcript

(Shows the title card with artwork of Yumi and Sashi cleaning)

TEXT: Written, directed, and created by Yasmine Papaconstantinou

TEXT: Based on the comic "The Mystery of the Killer Monster"

(Fades to black)

(The scene starts at Yumi's house from the inside and it got attacked by a Purple Octo Monster and then the scene shows Yumi & Sashi screaming)

Purple Octo Monster: Ha ha ha ha ha! You can't escape me!

Yumi: Oh really? Is it because you're an octopus with very sticky tentacles? Well, you look at me.....

Purple Octo Monster: Huh?

Yumi: I don't listen to stupid monsters, because it's not cool.... (Get hit and screams and thrown to the trash)

Sashi: Hey! You don't hit people, it's not nice!

Yumi: (off-screen) No dude, the other thing.

Sashi: You leave my best friend alone!!!

Purple Octo Monster: NO!!

Sashi: Then you asked for it! (Jumps off and tries to attack, but then she gets caught again by the octopus)

Yumi: No dude, you're not doing it right.

Sashi: Oh yeah, tell me how it should go.

Yumi: (grabs a baseball bat) Fine! Let a pro show you how it's done. (Attacks with a baseball bat on the octopus and then gets caught by him) Dang it! That should've gotten him, right?

Purple Octo Monster: Ouch! Ow! My favorite tentacle! How dare one of you! Let me eat you!

(Yumi uses her baseball bat to break his teeth and then Purple Octo Monster cries and lets go of Yumi and Sashi)

Purple Octopus Monster: Not my teeth too! (crying)

Sashi: Wow! That was awesome!

Yumi: Yeah, I was pretty cool in my grades.

(Purple Octopus Monster then starts to steam up and rage)

Sashi: Um, Yumi. (scared) He's getting steamed! I'm gonna (Gets grabbed by Yumi)

Yumi: No dude, I've got this! (grabs a baseball bat and does a pose)

Purple Octopus Monster: (Runs up to Yumi) Woho! I can't wait to.... (Yumi screams and hits him everywhere)

Yumi: (yelling) Leave us alone and never come back to our home ever again!

Purple Octopus Monster: (crying) You're mean!

Yumi: I can say the same thing about you, monster. Now get lost!

Purple Octopus Monster: Why? You're just making me sad. (cries)

Sashi: Well, you deserve it!

Yumi: Dude, I totally demand you to go far away and get out of our lives and to go back to your stupid monster lair where you belong.

Sashi: Begone into the sea.

Yumi: (yelling) NOW GO THE HECK AWAY!

Purple Octo Monster: Awwwww... (slams her house causing a big mess and then cuts to the octopus monster walking away from their house but then he gets poked by a thorn and he pops everywhere. Scene cuts back to Yumi & Sashi's being a mess)

Yumi: Sashi, I told you I've got..... (Yumi gets angry and she realises that his room is a mess) Wait a minute? Who made this mess?!? (turns to Sashi)

Sashi: Don't look at me, I didn't do anything. I just wanted to help out, and so I did. You should thank me for that Yumi. Uh... Fine, I guess I did it! Is it really that big of a deal?

Yumi: Sashi, I have a question!

Sashi: What is it?

Yumi: Did you make this mess?

Sashi: Um, no?

(Cuts to the scene where the phone was ringing and Yumi walks to pick it up)

Yumi: (picks up the phone) Hello?

Yumi's Granny: Hello, you ridiculous man!

Yumi: Granny, I'm not a man, I'm a teenage girl. Look, I'm busy right now! Just let me...

Yumi's Granny: How would you know? You've never seen me in a while!!!!!

Yumi: Hey! We don't yell at Interdimensionalvile.

Yumi's Granny: DON'T YOU TELL ME OFF LIKE THAT!!!

Yumi: You know what? I don't have time for this.

Yumi's Granny: What do you want?

Yumi: Well, I want to give consequences to my best friend for messing up my house. Is there a way?

Sashi: (off-screen) I didn't do it!

Yumi's Granny: You can always let them do nothing!

Yumi: I'm not going to do that!

Yumi's Granny: Have you cleared up your stupid mess?

Yumi: That's it! It's perfect! I'm going to clean up this mess before lunch! Hope to call you soon. Bye, Granny. (Hangs up and walks back up to Sashi and gets angry at her) Sashi!!!

Sashi: Oh my gosh, what is it? (Scene cuts to Yumi angry and then back to Sashi admitting it) Okay! Fine! I did it! I made the mess, gosh you make things so hard here. Geez!

Yumi: (angry) I'm terribly disappointed in you!!!!

Sashi: Oh great! Please don't tell me I'm getting disciplined!!!

Yumi: Oh no! This is more important than getting disciplined!

Sashi: Then what is it...

Yumi: Well, you need to learn responsibility!!!! Actions have consquences!!!!!!

Sashi: But what does that mean?!?!?!?

Yumi: Well, I know it sucks to learn. But here's the thing Sashi, you need to learn stuff so you can get knowledge from it. I get it, it's hard. But, It is important to learn stuff like based on your actions for example, even if you don't understand.

Sashi: Well, whatever. I just...

Yumi: I'll tell you what? You can read comics after you do this one simple chore, deal?

Sashi: Deal.

Yumi: Alright, then the deal is settled! (stomach gurgling while she lies on the floor while saying "Ugh...")

Sashi: Yumi, what was that?

Yumi: Um that? Uh... That's nothing, or maybe is it my tummy gurgling? (tummy continues gurgling) Yes, my tummy is gurgling.

Sashi: Are you hungry Yumi? Go get something to eat.

Yumi: Okay, but I think we are going to be responsible for ourselves. (Scene cuts to Yumi getting a broom for Sashi) Okay, Sashi, I know that I'm so hungry. But, that doesn't mean that I'm giving up! So, you are irresponsible for making a mess right?

Sashi: Um...... Um..... Um....... Um....... Um, I don't remember...

Yumi: (facepalms) Sashi, out of all of the things in the world, I recommend you...... (gives her a broom) Clean up this mess!

Sashi: Awwww. Why? It's nothing but torture!

Yumi: (sighs) I think the same thing, but cleaning is the responsible thing to do. It can help you be more proactive than lazy.

Sashi: Really Yumi.

Yumi: Of course. Now clean up this mess!

Sashi: Why?

Yumi: Well. you made this mess! You get to clean it up! Look, you clean the living room, I take out the trash. Got it?

Sashi: Understood.

Yumi: Great, now start cleaning, friend.

(Sashi sighs and cleans the house while Yumi wipes the kitchen scene then transitions to Sashi finishing cleaning up the house)

Yumi: Sashi, you doing well. That's more like the behavior that you should have. (stomach continues gurgling and she groans) Why?!?!?!? (The scene transitions to Yumi's stomach gurgling and she continues groaning)

Sashi: Look Yumi, if you're so hungry get something to eat.

Yumi: After you finish cleaning, we can eat, dust makes me sneeze.

Sashi: Fine, I'll do the dusting if you don't want to dust.

Yumi: Thanks, I'll take out the trash.

(Transitions to the next scene where Yumi sits on the couch)

Sashi: Yumi, guess what?

Yumi: What is it?

Sashi: Well...... I've......... Cleaned up the whole place!!!!!!!

Yumi: (Gasps in a happy way) Really, you cleaned the whole house!!!!!!!

Sashi: Yes I did.

Yumi: Oh ho ho! I don't know what I should say! But, we made our parents happy, they're sure going to reward us for sure! (Hugs Sashi) Oh thank you, Sashi, you made my day! (tummy gurgling) Nope! I think I'm hungry. (Scene cuts outside to Yumi and Sashi on the road sidewalk) okay Sashi, want to go to a restaurant? I'm starving. (Tummy gurgles)

Sashi: Oh sure. Any suggestions?

Yumi: I'd say this Chicken Place looks and tastes good.

Sashi: I was more going for pizza but okay.

Yumi: We'll look for pizza while we're there dude. Now let's just go. Now pay attention, Sashi. This is very useful, so focus. (Looks for a car) Phew, that way to the Chicken Place! (Runs until the scene transitions to where Yumi And Sashi pant. And Yumi's Tummy gurgles) Aw dang it, where is it?

Sashi: I don't know. (Tummy gurgles) I think I had the same feeling as you.

Yumi: Oh no! We're doomed! Doomed of starvation! I think we need to get faster. (Scene cuts to where Yumi continues walking and Sashi holds onto Yumi's left leg)

Sashi: Yumi, I'm hungry...

Yumi: Same, we have got to keep moving if we want food. (Scene cuts to where Yumi & Sashi walk slowly to get food but Yumi pants like a dog) Dude, I think, I think I can no longer get up. (falls and lies there)

Sashi: Oh No! Oh no oh no oh no oh no! What am I gonna do now? I think there's only one choice. (Carrys Yumi walks and the scene fades to another scene which shows the sun and then it switches to Sashi walking while carrying Yumi) I think... I can't walk anymore! (faints)

Yumi: Oh no! You okay? Sashi? (gets up off-screen as the scene cuts to Sashi)

Sashi: I don't think I can get up.

Yumi: Aw great, I'll pull you by the leg since you did that to me. Come on, we've got lunch to have. (scene transitions to a place where Yumi & Sashi Walk At) Finally! We made it! Lunch, at long last, here we come!

Sashi: I think I was asleep.

Yumi: Sashi, you can get up and open your eyes now. (Sashi Gets up and Groans) We made it! There are tons of restaurants here, now let's get some food.

Sashi: Um, Yumi. I'd hate to break it to ya. But, this place is closed. (Zooms out and shows a sign being off the door by the wind)

Yumi: What? Are you serious

(Cuts to William near the restaurant and Yumi and Sashi back and forth)

William: Well, what do you think Yumi, you dork?

Yumi: (annoyed) Oh hello, William.

William: Couldn't you read the sign for Chicken Kitchen, it's closed!

Sashi: Well, that's what I was telling Yumi.

William: Oh, and you arrived on a Monday, I forgot.

Yumi: Wait, it's Monday.

William: Yeah, you dummies, everyone knows that Chicken Kitchen doesn't open on a Monday!

Yumi: Oh, I'm sorry were we late?

William: No you weren't, but you didn't see the times, they only open on Tuesdays to Sundays.

Sashi: Sorry William, we just weren't paying attention. (stomach growling and groans) I'm hungry...

William: Did I just hear you say that you were hungry?

Yumi: Yes...

William: Well, just go anywhere, but here. This place is seriously closed.

Yumi & Sashi: Seriously.

William: Dang right it is! Go choose before I beat you up!

Yumi: Sashi, I got something to tell you.

Sashi: What?

Yumi: RUN!!!!!! (Yumi & Sashi run away)

William: Hey, you didn't choose another restaurant!!!! Get back here!!!!

(Scene cuts to Yumi and Sashi running)

Sashi: (scared) William's running up to us and he's gonna beat us up!!

Yumi: Don't worry Sashi, we'll find a way to choose a restaurant. (William Growls) But first, we have to lose William.

Sashi: Do something! He is coming ahead of us!

William: Cone back and choose before I beat you up!

Yumi: Look a flying saucer, real, not fake!

William: Huh? Really? Where?

Yumi: Over here!

William: Wow! Awesome! (Goes inside the portal)

Yumi: We lost him. Now let's go to your house so we can clean up your house as well.

Sashi: What how?

Yumi: This is how! (Yumi creates a portal and Yumi and Sashi get in the portal to Sashi's house)

(Scene shows Sashi's house where it's a mess)

Yumi: Sashi! Your house is worse than mine. Let's clean this up before your parents and brother freak out on us.

Sashi: Got the broom?

Yumi: (pulls up a broom) Got it. But there's more dirt in this house, it needs more scrubbing.

Sashi: You do the scrubbing I do the sweeping.

Yumi: Deal. Oh geez... (Scrubs the house and washes all the dishes) THAT'S TOO MANY DIRTY DISHES SASHI! LITTLE HELP!

Sashi: I'll help out. (Does the dishes with Yumi the scene then transition to Yumi vacuuming and Sashi dusting and do a montage of cleaning until the house is fully clean)

Yumi: Wow! That was a lot of work, well at least the house is fully clean.

Sashi: You said it, Yumi. We had to get more responsible than ever!

(Scene transitions to where Yumi And Sashi sit on the couch)

Yumi: Look, Sashi, you see this expensive glass?

Sashi: Um, yes.

Yumi: Guess what I'm going to do to it? (Sashi Suddenly Gets Scared)

Sashi: NO! DON'T DO IT! (Yumi drops the glass and breaks it)

Yumi: Oooooh! Who broke this glass? You Sashi!

Sashi: Um, I didn't break it. You were the one who broke a window glass my parents didn't put up for years on purpose.

Yumi: Oh no! So I did it?

Sashi: Yes you did! Now, you're on sweeping duty!

Yumi: Dang it! I should've known!

Sashi: You broke it! You get to clean up this mess!

Yumi: Aw! (sweeps up the glass)

Sashi: Have fun cleaning Yumi!

Yumi: No fair! Why does this have to be so boring? (She continues sweeping) Um, Sashi.

Sashi: (Off-camera yelling) Yeah!

Yumi: I cleaned up the glass and threw it in the trash!

Sashi: (Off-camera yelling) In a minute! I just got to finish reading my favorite comic! Is it okay if you wait?

Yumi: Okay. Wait a minute? Are you reading one of my comics?

Sashi: Yeah, but one that's my favorite!

Yumi: Oh, I see. (Sit on the couch for a minute)

Sashi: (Off-camera yelling) Okay! I'm coming out Yumi! (Opens the door and walks up to Yumi) Okay, what do you want to show me?

Yumi: Well, I throw the glass in the trash.

Sashi: YUMI! YOU SHOULD HAVE TAPEING THE GLASS BACK TOGETHER!!!! NOT THROWING IT IN THE TRASH!!!!! THAT GLASS COST 65.00 DOLLARS AND MY PARENTS DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY A NEW ONE!!!

Yumi: Um, is this all my fault?

Sashi: My parents will think it is more mine, I'll take my own blame.

Yumi: Why do you say that?

Sashi: Well, you were right. I need to learn responsibility more often. I don't take much care around my house, to be honest.

Yumi: Glad you're finally taking your own blame. That is the responsible thing to do.

Sashi: Um, Yumi.

Yumi: Yes.

Sashi: I don't remember if we learned responsibility, or not.

Yumi: Um, I think I don't remember, do you?

Sashi: I think I did a little.

Yumi: You know what, Sashi, I forgive you, sorry for pushing you into this mess.

Sashi: (gasps) You mean it?

Yumi: Of course, buddy. Let's just say I was a little selfish.

Sashi: That's okay, I forgive you. Want to get out of here and go to a better restaurant Yumi?

Yumi: Sure, let's go. (Yumi and Sashi get out of the house and go to a restaurant off screen and the episode ends by fading to black)