Shop of Horrors!!!

**Shop of Horrors!!!** is the four-hundred fifty-eighth video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It is also the forty-eighth video of season three.

## Transcript

(*The camera zooms out from a beach to Gina at a higher altitude*.)

**Gina:** So, we're going back to the Alcombe Antique store to see if we can find *some* sort of lead on Bree's Elder.

(*Gina pans to Daniel, who is sitting in the driver seat of a golf cart*.)

**Daniel:** (*Winks*.) That's right.

**Sarah:** Daniel, when you're done eye-humping Gina we should probably--

**Daniel:** Will you quit with that? God. You wanted to come on this trip.

**Sarah:** Doesn't mean I have to be mute.

**Daniel:** Hey, man! Let's go.

**Jonas:** Alright.

(*Gina pans to Jonas and Jennie in a golf cart in front of theirs. Jonas starts up the golf cart and drives away. Cut to the TAAG in a plaza*.)

**Jonas:** Alright, Sarah's gonna distract the store owner with a, uh, long conversation.

(*The camera pans to Sarah*.)

**Sarah:** What?

**Jonas:** Shouldn't be too hard.

(*The camera pans down to Sarah's breasts and Daniel laughs*.)

**Sarah:** I'm just doing my part.

**Jonas:** All right. While she's doing that, Daniel and I were gonna go look for a bill, or a credit card receipt, or anything that connects back to Bree's Elder, right? And... Gina, Jennie. We need you guys to look out for Lucy, okay?

**Gina:** Okay.

**Jennie:** (*Sighs*.) As far as plans go, this is pretty sketchy.

**Jonas:** Yeah, well, thanks for your vote of support, Jennie.

**Jennie:** (*Laughs*.) Jonas, come on. What if the shop owner's a woman?

**Daniel:** Well, then we'll be right back. Okay?

**Jonas:** Come on.

(*Jennie shrugs as Daniel and Jonas walk toward the store*.)

**Jonas:** Listen, Daniel. Do you have, like, a video on your cellphone; anything like that?

**Daniel:** It only captures for 15 seconds and it sucks.

**Jonas:** That's gonna have to do.

(*The shot cuts to Daniel's cell phone camera, which makes the shot fuzzy and dark. Sarah leads the way into the shop. Rock music can be heard on the loud speaker as they make their way through the store*.)

**Jonas:** (*Whispering*.) It's an old dude. We're in business, man. Let's back off. It's over here. (*Motions to a door*.)

(*Cut to Jonas standing in front of a door*.) He's eating outta the palm of her hand. Come on, we can do this, man. (*Opens the door*.)

**Daniel:** Dude. This is insane.

**Jonas:** I know.

(*Jonas and Daniel sneak into the back room. Cut to black.*)

**Daniel:** Shh. Be quiet, man.

**Jonas:** Try to find anything dated to the week of the P. Monkey email.

(*The sound of papers rustling and cabinets opening and closing can be heard*.)

**Daniel:** Alright. Crap. Do you see anything?

**Jonas:** No.

**Daniel:** Do you see anything?

**Jonas:** No!

**Daniel:** This is useless!

**Jonas:** We don't have time to find it.

**Daniel:** Come on, man. We gotta go.

**Jonas:** All right. Whoa, whoa, whoa!

**Daniel:** Let's go, man.

**Jonas:** Wait, wait, wait! What's this?

**Daniel:** What?

**Jonas:** This is dated the exact same week.

**Daniel:** Take it.

**Jonas:** What the hell is it? Come on! Let's go.

**Daniel:** Let's go, man!

**Jonas:** Go, go, go!

(*Cut to Sarah leading the way out of the store, still being shot with Daniel's cell phone camera*.)

**Woman:** So I'm going to... um... Get-

**Sarah:** Okay. I should be in the CIA because *that* was, officially, a piece of cake. (*Claps*.)

(*Cut to the Jonas and Sarah running in the plaza toward Gina and Jennie, being filmed with the regular camera.*)

**Sarah:** Come on!

**Jonas:** Guys, look what we found.

**Gina:** What is it?

**Jonas:** It's like a letter requesting some specific marionette, but, it- There's no name on here, there's no signature. It's just stamped with this weird symbol. (*The camera zooms in on a coat of arms at the bottom of the letter*.)

**Jennie:** Oh, that's a coat of arms. Um, European nobles have them. Just...Holy shit.

**Jonas:** What?

**Jennie:** Isn't that Aleister Crowley's symbol?

**Sarah:** Hey, let's not forget who made this happen, huh?

**Gina:** Crap, guys. I think I just saw Lucy.

**Sarah:** What?

**Daniel:** Come on.

(*They run down a passageway, into a building*.)

**Jonas:** Go, go, go, go.

**Jennie:** Did she see us?

**Jonas:** She went into the doll store. I don't think so.

**Sarah:** You guys, I think we should circle back around and then see where she goes after.

**Jonas:** Daniel, I don't think we should stick around.

**Sarah:** Why are you guys ignoring me?

**Daniel:** Hey! She's coming out.

(*The camera zooms in on Lucy exiting the store, carrying a large package*.)

**Jonas:** She's coming this way. Come here.

**Jennie:** Okay, move. Move.

**Sarah:** Guys, be quiet!

**Daniel:** Go. Go.

(*Cut to Lucy heading to a parking lot carrying the box*.)

**Daniel:** That box is for Bree's Elder. That means he's giving another gift.

**Jonas:** Yeah, but for who?

(*Cut to Daniel tailing Lucy in the parking lot. She get into a golf cart and drives away*.)

## Notes

* Daniel's "cellphone video" in the store was featured, untreated, in the previous video, Bathroom Talk.
* The YouTube tags are noticibly different from previous ones, which usually included various versions of character names and phrases like "hymn of one" and "the order".
* "Alcombe" is misspelled in the description of this video.
* This title of the video may be a reference to Little Shop of Horrors.
* TAAG are more than likely at Catalina Island off the coast of California but that has not yet been confirmed.
* Aleister Crowley's symbol is the Unicursal hexagram.
* The woman speaking between 1:50 and 1:56 sounds similar to Amanda Goodfried, leading to the speculation that Lucy had already been in the store when the TAAG left.