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Tristen Killeen

**Tristen "Venom Trill" Killeen** is a professional Canadian ice hockey winger in the Farm Games. He is the captain of the Hamilton Hounds. He was drafted in 2017 and advertised as the power forward of the future, being considered the rare "venom" type player. The Hounds drafted him in order to continue to build a powerful team around him, although success has been far out of reach. His playstyle is reminiscent of players like Stunk Fruud, Bhorgie Jennsohn, Dilfy Dabbert and Leddy Perence, as he does the charge move and has slinky grimmy emaciated ghoul body to slime around players and then attack with boney protrusions. Venom Trill is prone to outbursts and autistic stimming, and many consider him straight retarded, although Farm Games experts claim this is just due to a lack of oxygen to his brain.

Venom Trill is known to have many enemies around the league, and many consider him a villain class player due to his actions and harsh racism, not to mention his pure unadulterated hatred for womyn. He is also a big fan of eat rock, as he frequently chews on stones of various sizes, which is why his teeth are so small and sharp. He is a violent alcoholic, and attacks people on the streets, being labeled feral on multiple occasions and having to be put down with tranquilizers and/or boots to the ribs.

He is kind of gay, but some believe that was simply a trick to point out the hypocrisy of the far left.

### Enemies of Venom Trill

* Jamie Thompson- former boyfriend
* Ian the Destroyer- former teammate; once battled Venom Trill on the streets of Toronto; bloodied him
* Trill Landy- former teammate; stole Venom Trill's handle and also tried to rob him one time but got in trouble from his mom and had to give trill his stuff back
* Sterling Mackenzie- hates him for being gay (citation needed)
* Jake Lisser- hates him for being Jewish
* Mikey Boofer- called him a slime and a sneeze
* Lev Gibbert- former GM; says Gibbert molested him; yeah right!
* David Long- former coach; called Long a cyclops looking freak; true
* Danny Hetoya- Venom Trill does not like Asian people on principle
Grimlands

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This page is part of the wiki's build galleries project.

## The Grimlands

* Grimlands
* Map
* Banner

The **Grimlands** is an empire featured in the Empires SMP. It is located in the plains biome, which is partially surrounded by mountains. It separates the Crystal Cliffs from the Lost Empire and the Undergrove. It is currently led by fWhip and mainly exports gunpowder, formerly potatoes. Its main colors are white, red, and black.

## Banner

### Creation

1. White Base
2. Black Per Fess Inverted
3. Black Inverted Chevron
4. Red Lozenge
5. White Roundel
6. Red Fess
7. Black Bordure

(DTierite05, Planet Minecraft)

### Design

The banner showcases a red line down the middle, with white patterns on the sides in a black background. The white patterns represent vampire fangs, as fWhip's theme for his character at the moment was a vampire. The red line and the black background represent the 'corrupted' deepslate redstone ore spread throughout the empire.

## Settlements

*For a broad list of settlements and buildings in Empires Season 1, see Locations/Season 1.*
The color palette of the builds is very dark, using a large amount of deepslate and similar blocks. There are also several steampunk elements within the designs, which may be a reference to fWhip's amplified survival Minecraft series and several rock structures which contain deepslate redstone ore.

The empire is decorated with various heads on spikes, and areas of terrain which are "corrupted", with stone spikes and redstone colored lakes. The empire is built on a grass block platform slightly raised from the ground. It contains a large village known as Eastvale which houses a large hamlet of villagers. Eastvale also houses the **Grimlands Forge**, where top-quality weapons are made, and **fWhip's** megabase, which has a railroad leading to a mine.

Below Eastvale is fWhip's starter base, which he built in the first episode, and a graveyard. Farther away is the Neighborhood watchtower that fWhip built.

In the Nether, the Grimlands has a blaze and gold farm in the Nether, as well as a piglin trading machine.

At spawn, fWhip has a road builder's guild due to him becoming the emperor.

## Allies & Enemies

The Grimlands currently has a good relationship with the Crystal Cliffs, House Blossom, Gilded Helianthia, and Mythland. Due to the Wither Rose Alliance, the Grimlands has gotten powerful allies as a result.

The Grimlands is currently enemies with Xornoth, and more surprisingly, Rivendell. Due to Dangthatsalongname accidentally attacking GeminiTay, FWhip and MythicalSausage trapped Dangthatsalongname's base and put TNT traps in the Grimlands embassy in Rivendell. However, when Dangthatsalongname found out, he immediately destroyed the Grimlands embassy, looking for revenge.

## Gallery

Eastvale, the Grimlands' villageThe mountain mines surrounding the empireHow to make the Grimlands banner
## Trivia

* According to a poll made by LDShadowLady, answered by the members of the server, the Grimlands has the best surrounding scenery and is the most technologically advanced.

## References

1. ↑ do you agree?
2. ↑ our survey says...
Locations/Season 2

*This page is a work in progress! It still needs a bit of cleaning. You can help by editing it or just go back when it's finished.*

This page contains all of the builds created and featured in the 2nd season of the Empires SMP, categorised and listed by empire and date created, respectively. See the main empire pages for more complete galleries that include links to when they were built.

## Map

*Image: File:Unofficial Season 2 Map (annotated).jpg*

## Areas

### Ancient Capital

*Main article: Ancient Capital § Buildings*

Pixlriffs is actually an archaeologist. Rather than having his own empire, he is working to preserve and restore an ancient, forgotten empire.

### Animalia

*Main article: Animalia § Buildings*
**Animalia'**s capital and only settlement is **Critter City**. Their mayor is Lizzie, the neighbour of **Animalia** is The Goblin Empire**.**

### Chromia

*Main article: Chromia § Buildings*

**Chromia**, the kingdom to "dye" for, is a colorful kingdom atop a meadow. Its ruler is Scott Major. Chromia's neighbor is Stratos.

### Dawn

*Main article: Dawn § Buildings*

**Dawn**, also called the **Kingdom of the Sun**, is located in a forested valley on the east coast.

### Evermoore

*Main article: Evermoore § Buildings*

The **Evermoore** is a foggy mangrove swamp. The Great Witch Shelby made a safe clearing in the trees to start her empire.

### Eversea

*Main article: Eversea § Buildings*

Eversea is based out of the **Forgotten Cove**

### Cogsmeade

*Main article: Cogsmeade § Buildings*

FalseSymmetry's empire is built into a cliff wall.

### GlimmerGrove

*Main article: GlimmerGrove § Buildings*

**GlimmerGrove** has three satellite villages, one of which failed prior to the events of Season 2. These villages were settled after an earthquake shook the kingdom and its villagers fled the capital.

 File:GlimmerGrove Dreamy Designs.png | Dreamy Designs

### The Goblin Empire

*Main article: Goblin Empire § Buildings*

The **Goblin Empire'**s capital is the **Goblands**, an industrial city set inside a massive dripstone cavern. Outside is a small farming hamlet called **Gobvill**.

### Olipoligo

*Main article: Olipoligo § Buildings*

*This section is empty. Consider editing this page yourself if you have something to add.*

### Sanctuary

*Main article: Sanctuary § Buildings*

**Sanctuary** is Mythical J. Sausage's kingdom, in a bamboo jungle. It's a magical land whose architecture follows a strong Latin American theme.

### Stratos

*Main article: Stratos § Buildings*

The **Sky Empire**, also known as **Stratos**, is Joel's kingdom in the sky. Its neighbor is Chromia.

*This section is empty. Consider editing this page yourself if you have something to add.*

### Tumble Town

*Main article: Tumble Town § Buildings*

**Tumble Town** is Sheriff Jimmy's kingdom. It's located in the south, in a basin inside a mesa.
PearlescentMoon/History

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This page is part of the wiki's chronologies project.

This page contains the detailed history of PearlescentMoon during her adventures in the Empires SMP.

## PearlescentMoon

Ep. 1–2
Pearl spends her time laying the foundations of Gilded Helianthia.
Her relationship with Lord Sausage starts off rickety as they brave the Nether together and Sausage steals from her.
Lore

**Lore** is the established history and rules of the world.

For now, most of this topic is separated by season:

* Lore/Season 1
* Lore/Season 2

## Creation myth

Archaeologist and historian Pixlriffs tells the creation myth of the world in his first episode of season 2.

## See also

* Books
* Magic and religion
* Multiverse
* Races
* Languages
* Artifacts
Elvish Hymn Book

The hymns' display location

The **Book of Elvish Hymns** is one of several books found in the Elven Library.

## Contents

Ai! be 'laur dannar i-lais nas sûl,
în únodui be rovail gelaidh!
În evíner be huith lim
e-miruvor laich mi thaim roed
that Annûn, nuidh-rynd luin Elbereth
mi iain in-elin tinnar
nan i-'lîr i-'lim e-bereth aer.
Sí man aphannatha i-ylf annin?

As sí Elbereth Gilthoniel od Uilos
orthant i-chem dîn be fain,
ah il raid nulemmin mi lum;
ah o thinnor môr caeda
n'i-felf immen, a chîth
tôb i-mîr e-Girgalad anuir.
Sí 'wanwen, gwanwen o thrûn, Bar-Rodyn!
Na-vaer! No i chirathol Mar-Rodyn.
No i ell hiratha han. Na-vaer!

## Na-vaer!

The hymn that appears in *Empires* is a copy of an existing song, "Na-vaer!", which is a posthumous Sindarin translation of J. R. R. Tolkein's poem "Namárië", originally written in the Quenya language. Both Sindarin and Quenya are languages that were developed by Tolkein.

Here is the original song's English translation:

Ah! like gold fall the leaves in the wind,
long years numberless as the wings of trees!
The years have passed like swift draughts
of the sweet mead in lofty halls beyond the West,
beneath the blue vaults of Varda
wherein the stars tremble in the song of her voice, holy and queenly.

Who now shall refill the cup for me?

For now the Kindler, Varda, the Queen of the Stars,
from Mount Everwhite has uplifted her hands like clouds,
and all paths are drowned deep in shadow;
and out of a grey country darkness
lies on the foaming waves between us,
and mist covers the jewels of Calacirya for ever.
Now lost, lost to those from the East is Valimar!

Farewell! Maybe thou shalt find Valimar.
Maybe even thou shalt find it. Farewell!

## Reference

1. ↑ Ep. 24 (Scott), "The Final Showdown..."
2. ↑ Ep. 35 (Scott), "A New Prophecy..."
Council of Cats

The members of the council

The **Council of Cats** is a six-membered group of cats featured in the Empires SMP. They are a group of protectors for House Blossom and the Overgrown. The council's headquarters is located next to the Plushy Pals Inc. workshop at House Blossom.

## History

Long ago, all the council members had the power to ward off creepers so they created a sphere that protects the Overgrown to prevent the creepers from coming inside. When Xornoth appeared, the cats got scared and went into hiding. The first two council members hid at a village inside the taiga biome near the Overgrown, three members hid in a village near the Crystal Cliffs, and the sixth member hid inside an amethyst geode at the bottom of the ground inside House Blossom.

## In the SMP

In the *Empires SMP*, Lady Katherine heard meows from outside her base and she finds Muffin, her pet cat, inside. Muffin gives Katherine a book which justs says "Meow" repeatedly. Katherine guesses that Muffin might want to go to the Overgrown's magical spring. When she arrives, she finds that the spring has given her another message and quest. It tells her about the story of the Council of Cats and it instructs her to build a council building for them. She is also given the Meow Meow, a book which helps her talk to cats.

Back at the base, Muffin tells Katherine, using the Meow Meow, to search at the nearest village. She does and finds the first two members. They tell her that more members might be at the village near the Crystal Cliffs. When she finds the next three members, the third member of the council tells her that the sixth member has a tendency to go underground and tells her that it might be at the empire's underground mine.

When Katherine finds the sixth member inside an amethyst geode, she travels back up and let the cats reunite. Then, she builds a council building shaped like a paw with the colors of the Meow Meow cover. Now that the building is finished, the council now stays inside the building to protect the Overgrown from creepers.

At the end of the series, they were found by Katherine still inside their headquarters while House Blossom was wilting. When the shaking was over, they stayed inside the empire's storage area with Muffin.

## Members

 Council Kitty 2
 Council Kitty 3
 Council Kitty 4
 Council Kitty 5
 Council Kitty 6
Emperor Joey

* Emperor
* Corrupted
* Halloween
* Casual

Joey in the first season portrayed his character as himself. His character ruled over the Lost Empire, an empire located in the jungle.

## Appearance

JOEYGRACEFFA is a human that wears a red cloak with a turquoise gem in the center. Over top of the red cloak are leopard paws that cover his cloak. He also wears a red and turquoise belt and brown pants with sandals.

## History

*To read the full history of Joey Graceffa in the Empires SMP, go here.*

## Episodes

*To see full episodes of Joey, see Episodes.*

## Empire

*For more details about his empire, visit the Lost Empire.*

## Relationships

 Xornoth | Neutral
 Scott | Neutral

## Trivia

* The Lost Empire's citizens are villagers with tiger and leopard skins with tattered cloths as clothing. Joey's Elytra is a pair of parrot wings.
* In one of his episodes, Joey struck a deal with the demon, Xornoth, who is responsible for the corruption on the server. In which, if he kills "the dragon", he will rule all the other empires.

## References

1. ↑ how tall are the Empires SMP rulers?
Eddie

* Eddie
* Art

**Eddie**, or **Sir Edmundo**, is Mythical Sausage's adoptive harengon father from season 2. His origin story is told in Sausage's 9th episode. Back when Sausage lived in a far-off kingdom, Eddie was a family friend who watched over him as he grew up. He taught Sausage to be a great blacksmith, and he helped him deal with the death of his mother. When the Great Purge came, Eddie helped Sausage escape the kingdom but was left behind.

Eddie's first appearance is in Mythical Sausage's 4th episode of season 2, when Sausage's late companion Pablo Jr. recovers a set of coordinates that leads him to Eddie's and Bubbles' hideout. Sausage leads the family to Sanctuary, where Eddie now works as a master blacksmith and part-time bartender.

Art for Eddie was created by Sabira Langevin.

## Trivia

* The spelling for the race of bunny people is uncertain, but it's pronounced "hare-on".

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 "MY ORIGIN STORY!!!" (4:54) by TheMythicalSausage – Sausage tells of his backstory with his family friend Sir Edmundo, or Eddie
2. ↑ "SECRET UNDERGROUND VILLAGE!!!" (13:30) – Sausage calls Eddie a "Hareon" (spelling uncertain)
3. ↑ Harengon article on *Forgotten Realms Wiki* – This is most likely the correct spelling of Eddie's race, as Sausage is apparently familiar with D&D.
Dear Mr. Smajor

***Dear Mr Smajor,*** is a 3-page letter containing bee tips, and a trade request by The Copper King to Mr Smajor. It first appears in Episode 3 of Pix's Empires SMP season 1.

## Contents

When I visited your
house looking to
trade, I was
disappointed to find
you were not at home
However it seems one of your
bees seemed to be
acting a little peculiar.
myself, I have
concluded that his
honey appears to
have fermented, which
explains his somewhat
inverted demeanor.
I recommend putting
him on a diet of
sunflowers, and maybe
bringing in that
dandelion outside
 Also if you want to
trade sometime that
would be nice.
Sincerely yours,
The Copper King.
Ocean's Thirteen

The building

**Ocean's Thirteen: A Baker's Dozen**, also known as the **Ocean Bakery**, is a building featured in the Empires SMP. It was made by LDShadowLady as a bakery to sell cakes to the members of the server due to her rule when she was the server's emperor.

## Name Origin

"Ocean's Thirteen" is a pun of the films "Ocean's Eleven" and "Ocean's Eight" as the bakery is in the Ocean Empire and it uses the number thirteen since that is the value of a baker's dozen.

## Usage

Currently, it is the only public bakery business in the server. It was created by Lizzie after implementing her rule of only eating cake while she was an empress. It only sells and trades cake and not any other product. It is also currently the home of an unnamed farmer villager, an unnamed cow, Count Cluckington the chicken and another unnamed chicken. It also has a 1-block wheat farm and 1-block sugarcane farm.
Letter from Sir Carlos

Sausage reading Carlos's letter

The **letter from Sir Carlos** is a word of warning to Mythical Sausage about Xornoth, also preparing him to make it out of the Spirit Realm when the time comes.

## Contents

I am sorry that I couldn't reach you sooner, but my travels took me to places you couldn't even imagine.
I will have many stories to tell you of my adventures, but that will be for another day. As I see it... I might have been too late to save you right now,
but I may be of assistance in getting you back, after your inevitable destruction.... There is no easy way to say this, but Xornoth will gain control of your soul and YOU ARE GOING TO DIE! but know this... In Death... You can be reborn. Free from corruption... Free from Xornoth!
I this chest you will find an artifact... YOU MUST keep it with you at all time. It will be the key to getting out of the Spirit Realm. Once there... Bubbles will be your guide! She's more powerful than you think!
You used to tell me you always wanted to cast magical spells, and enchant the world, but this is not how its done... You take knowledge from other empires and use it for your own gain.
This left your heart open to be easily corrupted. You must leave this all behind because the corruption is spreading, your people are dying and your friends are vulnerable.... King Sausage, Mythland needs their king again.
Respectfully yours,
Sir Carlos of Mythland.

## Sources

* "HELP HAS ARRIVED, BUT IS IT TOO LATE?"
Great End Heist

The **Great End Heist** (also referred to as The Great End Heist Disaster) was an event in which Wizard GeminiTay, Lady Katherine Elizabeth, King Mythical J. Sausage, and Farmer Queen PearlescentMoon, led by the Copper King Pixlriffs, went to the End Islands to harvest resources. They were aided by Ocean Queen Lizzie since she was the only one who knew the location of the only known stronghold.
Milwaukee Pistons

The **Milwaukee Pistons** are a Farm Games ice hockey team, and a member of the First Farm Games Expansion of 1937. They are a storied and highly respected franchise within the league, one of the most popular in the Weston Chandler Conference. They have won four Denley Cups throughout their history. Notable alumni from the Milwaukee Pistons include Charlie Fun, Mort Carlson, Glue Chenlin, Doodas Chenlin, Harvey Bullock and Richard Kerny.

The Pistons have an intimate connection to Farm Games founding father Sneeze Chenlin, as he originated from Wisconsin. As such, several members of the Chenlin Dynasty played in Milwaukee, including the afforementioned Glue Chenlin and his father Rubber Chenlin, Micky Chenlin, Doodas Chenlin, and Business Chenlin. The club is well known for it's outspoken support of the fossil fuel industry, as they hold monster truck rallies in their arena during the offseason, as well as long standing traditions of encouraging guests to have a Gas Party in the parking lot during playoffs.

Chef Sneeze, the official chef of the Denley Stew and of the Farm Games at large, originated from Pistons games. He slaves away in the kitchens at the Milktown Arena, cooking copious amounts of stew and chili for players and fans to consume. The tradition of stew eating in the Farm Games was started by the original Chef Sneeze in the 1940's, and is still an accepted and celebrated part of the game to this day.

The team is currently owned by actor and musician Jared Leto, with Fish Moony as the team president. Oswald Cobblepot served as the General Manager until 2021, when he stepped down due to tumours. Coming out of retirement to replace him is former player and infamous GM Carmine Falcone, who has not managed a team since the Newmarket Roadrunners in 2014. Former player and Hall of Fame inductee Paul Morel coaches the team. Dalton Welsh is the captain.

## Roster

**Center:**

* Seth Wildeman (A)
* Chris Souvnakis
* Gorbalt Hardhitter
* John Roland
* Josh Pootin

**Left Wing:**

* Dalton Welsh (C)
* Michael Kennedy
* Baby Mitchy
* Root Pooty
* Sean Cop
* Jackson Jones

**Right Wing:**

* Jake Stubbs (A)
* Nega Nick
* Stanthony Warhemmer
* Ricky Hackett

**Defense:**

* Jim Horny
* The Nyggler
* Alecio Jacobleo
* Terry O'Mallory
* Pete Nasty
* Victor Fries

**Goalies:**

* Jack Thaddeus
* Rufus Broggs
Sandbox/MarkGrant92/mainpage

File:Sigil of Calamitas.pngThe ModThe Calamity Mod is a large content mod for Terraria which adds many hours of endgame content and dozens of enemies and bosses dispersed throughout the vanilla game's progression. The Calamity Mod also features several harder difficulty modes, five new biomes and new structures, a new class, a new leveling mechanic, more than thirty new songs, over fifty recipes for previously uncraftable vanilla items and other assorted changes to vanilla gameplay.

Note: **Much of the communication regarding the Calamity Mod Wiki is done via the Calamity Mod Discord Server.** If you have questions or issues regarding editing this wiki, asking via Discord is the best way to get your issue addressed quickly.

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Hermes

* In-world
* Cutscene

**Hermes** was the child of Mythical Sausage and Joel Thunderdaddy featured in the second season. Hermes was an armour stand with dyed purple leather armor and a shulker head, and was adopted by his fathers.

## History

Hermes originally appeared in Joel's second episode of the season. It was a mysterious armour stand with a horse head. It wore no armor like later renditions. The person who placed the stand and sign isn't truly known, however Joel brought the child to Sausage's house in Sanctuary, since he might have had an elytra from the End and was the only plausible culprit for putting it on top of the floating island.

During Auntie Lizzie’s day taking care of him, Hermes constructed a bouncy redstone machine by himself and poked a hole in his roof while she was away. Lizzie and Hermes spent the day causing mischief among the other empires, including trampling crops in Chromia and overrunning the Evermoore with hundreds of frogs.

As Sheriff Jimmy's feud with Joel grew, the Sheriff started to resort to insulting Hermes, often calling him stupid and calling him names. The Sheriff was swiftly smote by Hermes' fathers whenever he insulted Hermes.

## Trivia

* When Hermes was young, he never spoke but could talk telepathically through Sausage's mind.
* Hermes had a house in both Stratos and Sanctuary.

## Gallery

Hermes in The Sky Empire saying "Always Watching... Waiting..."Hermes in Sanctuary saying "Father?"Family photoHermes' appearance in a unique cutscene created by Luke\_animations

## References

1. ↑ Credited in description of Sausage's finale
2. ↑ "Hermes Little Adventure | Ep. 8 | Minecraft Empires S2 1.19" by LDShadowLady on YouTube
Dean Resler

**Dean Resler** is a Canadian professional ice hockey winger in the Farm Games. He played for the Cleveland Red Roosters, Halifax Walrus and Calgary Jailbirds from 1982 until 1999. He is a member of the Farm Games Hall of Fame. Resler won five Denley Cups in his career, four with the Roosters and one with the Walrus. He is heralded as one of the greatest playmaker's in Farm Games history, as well as the best lovemaker. It is said Dean Resler has bedded 734 women and men, and has several unclaimed bastards across the world.

Resler took up coaching for a while in the late 2000's, coaching the San Diego Novas for several campaigns until his retirement. He is currently a Farm Games reporter, reading books and catching bugs on live TV. Resler was a member of the Denley Roundtable from 2014 until 2016, before becoming a part of the three-man show Old Time Cummers, alongside Peter O'Don Patrion and Jimmy Swallow in late 2016. Dean also has his show Dean Reads wherein he teaches children about bugs and Jesus. Resler has a very large pig named Gordon, whom he brings to the studio frequently and serves as a set piece during the show. Gordon has become a celebrity himself, being the most famous pig in Canada. The Farm Games legend has hinted at the possibility of him taking up a General Manager position in the near future, but nothing has been confirmed.

Dean's two sons, Eric Resler and Luke Resler, both play in the Farm Games today. His brother, Dick Resler, is currently the team president of the Lexington Racers.
Kyle Fraser

**Kyle "Crash Early" Fraser** is a professional ice hockey winger and tech overlord. He currently plays for the St. John's Mariners, and has won one Denley Cup with the team. Fraser is one of the teams top wingers, producing 20+ goals in multiple seasons. He was formerly an artist but has now become a tech man as well an elite ice hockey player. His signature move is to play air guitar after scoring a big goal with the team.
InTheLittleWood/Season 2

You did not, 'cause I did not share it ... Enjoy that one, Wiki.

The **Old Sheriff** is the man who preceded Sheriff Jimmy of Tumble Town and who owns his hat, whom he calls Wednesday. He is portrayed by Martyn InTheLittleWood.

## History

The Old Sheriff has been trapped in a mine under Tumble Town for (by his account) 30 years. He tells of the days of yore, when he was the sheriff of the town of M.W., or Mid Week. One day he chased the outlaw Ricky the Swift into the underground when the mines suffered a collapse, trapping the sheriff.

Since his appearance, he spent most of his time asleep in the Tumble Town saloon.

In the finale of Jimmy's series he revealed his name to be Roswell Jameson XVI. The two abandoned Tumble Town, stocked up on beer, and travelled north to found the town of Weekend.

## Appearances

* Solidarity, ep. 31, "I FOUND THE OLD SHERIFF..!?" (1:06)
* InTheLittleWood, "InTheLittleWood REACTS to 'I FOUND THE OLD SHERIFF..!? | Empires SMP S2 | #31'"
* Solidarity, 27 Feb 2023 stream, "🔴 WORLD TOUR WITH THE OLD SHERIFF!!" (8:08)
* InTheLittleWood, 27 Feb 2023 stream, "Getting a server tour on Empires Season 2 (as the Old Sheriff)"
* Solidarity, 16 Mar 2023 stream, "🔴 THE BUFF VILLAIN SHERIFF IS HERE!!" (38:04)
* InTheLittleWood, 16 Mar 2023 stream, "The Old Sheriff returns to the Minecraft Empires Season 2"
* Mythical Sausage, ep. 44, "I GOT ARRESTED IN TUMBLE TOWN...BUT THIS HAPPENED!?" (3:11)
* Solidarity, ep. 37, "THE BEST DADS ON THE SERVER!!" (10:36)
* Solidarity, ep. 38, "WE HAVE TO LEAVE!!" (5:10)
* Orionsound, finale, "I FINALLY Finished a Minecraft Series" (12:18)

## References

1. ↑ @SolidarityGaming, ep. 35, "WE HAVE TO LEAVE!!" (11:47)
Stockton Bellrose

**Stockton "Beefcake" Bellrose** was a professional Canadian ice hockey winger in the Farm Games league. Stockton was undrafted and joined the league in 1982. After playing 3 seasons in the Junior Farm Games with the Waterloo Bunts, he was picked up by the very new team, the Niagara Falls Chaps, as a discount player. He spent a few months in the shoe bin, but ended up proving himself a decent squeezer and throbber on the ice, scoring himself a pretty regular spot on the Chaps roster. Bellrose went on to have a hard and strong career, playing until 2003, when he was 41 years old. After leaving the Chaps, Bellrose played for the Cleveland Red Roosters, Houston Giants, and Milwaukee Pistons, winning three Denley Cups along the way (twice with Cleveland, once with Milwaukee).

Farm Games experts consistently agree that Bellrose is a classic proponent of the Wakkit-Socket Theorum, although he is a rare specimen in that he is one of very few Wakkit-Socket theorists to utilize the Wondu style variation (his peers include Desthony Welles, Delanor Butane, Cube Nelson and Brocci Stanwerther). His masterful use of the Wondu style Wakkit-Socket Theorum made him a deadly player on the ice, devilishly spewing on any and all competition. Bellrose was a meaty man, thick and spongy, which made him perfect for dry humping guys along the boards and stick-stunking into the blind spots at 450q, from wide to short angles, OR along the red line. Stockton scored 338 goals and 529 assists for 867 points over his career, with most of those goals coming from in the splinter zone, where Stockton would get greasy and greedy along the blue paint, five hole creampies and glove side miscarriages were the Bellrose special, if you treated him right that is!

Stockton is well remembered in Milwaukee, for his love of the stew, and in Cleveland for the big bear hugs he would give women on the streets. After his retirement, Stockton moved to Florida, where he lives to this day. He briefly pursued work in the Farm Games media circuit, becoming a regular commentator on shows like Let's Talk!: Farm Games and Spice Seat from 2011 until 2013, but he was dropped by the Farm Games Network after he fell asleep on air several times. He did advertising for a phone service called Phone Zap, but later sued them due to infraudment. He lost the case, and began advertising for their rival brand, QuikPhone. Bellrose is well known for being one of the dumbest Farm Games players of all time, as he is almost always drooling and has a head "...full of nothing but gizmos and doo-dad's, kid has no sense for business or things like clocks, cars, mechanical objects or sometimes doors...", according to his former coach Menken Semen. Nowadays, Bellrose hates cancel culture and liberal media, as he can often be seen going on long, painful screeds on Facebook. He is a devout libertarian and free thinker, and is currently writing a book about free market principles called "Live Free And Die". He has most recently appeared on Lev Gibbert's podcast, where he talked about COVID-19 conspiracies and the Great Replacement Theory for 3 and a half hours.
Dalton Welsh

**Dalton "Doug" Welsh** is a professional Canadian ice hockey winger in the Farm Games. He currently serves as the captain of the Milwaukee Pistons, his childhood favourite team. He is well known as the smallest bastard in the Farm Games, and is highly regarded for his gremlin-esque playstyle. Many throughout the league call him "The Farm Games Ghoul" or the "Goblin of Milwaukee". Dalton has scored many points, so much so that many women have sex with him because of how many points he has in the Farm Games.

Welsh is also known to eat plenty of stew provided by Chef Sneeze, such as the patented Piston Stew, which on many occasions has given Welsh severe gas. He is the leagues greatest "trickster" type player, a playstyle pioneered by the likes of Dook Bronshaw, Transon Stanwerther and Leronren Spadework. Welsh is also well known as a good baseball player and can do slam dunks in the basketball court, despite his small stature.

Welsh ate his twin sister in the womb, the first sign of his goblin-like ways.
The gays

**Gay people** are people who enjoy having sex with each other. The Farm Games has a long history of the gays, dating back to the Golden Age when Bibi Hokonu appeared in the league and created the Miami Foreskin, a team that many have deemed "gay". Some have speculated that the Calgary Jailbirds is a team made up entirely of gay, but this is disputed by the amount of sigma males who dominate the franchise.

Speculation of gay activity within the St. Johns Mariners association have also been confirmed as of March 2nd, 2021, when 3 team members were caught playing grab-ass in the locker room. No comment has been made by the team, but fan outrage is expectedly high.

### Players and Personnel Confirmed to Be On "Gay" Or Suspected To Be As Such

Jon Loeppky- suspected to be doing gay in secret; cowardly

Jamie Thompson- confirmed gayhead

Kev Burgess- queercoded; due to alpha/sigma behaviour however probably ungay.

Talyn Birch- confirmed gay and queercoded

Sterling Mackenzie- some say gay; claims he really wants it up the ass (is this gay?)

Lorenzo Saccomani- queercoded; gay

Tristen Killeen- claims to "love" people in his life; gay and queercoded

Dalton Welsh- always talks about how straight penis is; probably gay related although due to hockey skill gets women *(citation needed)*

Brick Bronson- caught in "gay" parts of town; watched romance movies; loves his wife

James Ballsack & Zach Sim- considered gay as a pair; separately possibly ungay; Ballsack is woman beater (sigma and tradcoded)
Sean Thompson

**Sean "Two Face" Thompson** is a professional ice hockey defenseman in the Farm Games. He is currently the captain of the St. John's Mariners. He won the York Teets Award in 2018, following his Denley Cup victory. Thompson is well known for being honourable but tough and sigma, holding onto his principles but never allowing them to blind him. He is the model Farm Games player, unlike his rival Jon Loeppky who is a skank. He also has a brain tumour that paralyzed half of his face, earning him the "Two Face" moniker, although this tumour is largely responsible for his on-ice skill, as before the tumour developed he was mediocre at best but after the tumour took over he has become an ace defenseman and has led his team to a Denley Cup championship once already in his short career. He and Kev Burgess are the most powerful defensive pairing in the league, rivalled only by the Ogden Brothers of the Jailbirds or Dougie MacArthur and Mick McElhinney of the Halifax Walrus.

Thompson has very potent Observation Haki which allows to make top notch plays on the ice. His brother, Jamie Thompson, also has a high level of Observation Haki but he is, unlike Sean, a member of the gays.

He is the oldest son of Jeff Thompson, and cousin to fellow player Liam Bedard.
Codfather Jimmy

* Codboy
* Codfather
* Halloween
* Casual

Jimmy in the first season portrayed himself as an ancient creature who lost his memories after leaving the ocean. On land, his character ruled over the Cod Empire which is partially built in the swamp biome.

## Apperance

Solidarity wears a green-tinted version of his normal, super-hero themed, skin. He has darker green gloves & boots which are tinted the same color, a darker colored belt with a green buckle, and there is a white 'S' on his chest. He has blond hair and brown eyes, and pale skin. He is covered in slime at all times.

At the beginning of the series, he killed a cod and earned a cod head which he frequently wore. After consideration, he decided to call himself the Codfather and calls the head as the "Codfather head". After the Council of Cod took the Codfather head, he now currently wears the "Codboy head".

## History

*To read the full history of Solidarity in the Empires SMP, go here.*

## Episodes

*To see full episodes of Jimmy, see Episodes.*

## Empire

*For more details about his empire, visit the Cod Empire.*

The Cod Empire is Jimmy's empire in the server. It sits in the swamp biome surrounded by the ocean and the Great Wall of Cod and it sells its main product, slime. It is currently known as the poorest empire so far, along with the Undergrove and the Lost Empire, since it does not use automated farms and is mainly focused on wooden builds.

## Quotes

* *Weak? No, no. You're a very very strong empire, one of the strongest—. I think you're probably one of the richest in spirit. Yeah. But you weak as hell, Jimmy. Let's go.*
——Lord Sausage

## References

1. ↑ how tall are all the Empires SMP rulers?
Gunpowder Plot

* Second Empire Games

The **Gunpowder Plot** is the season 2 joining of multiple empires into the gunpowder trade as a result of Tumble Town's continuing inability to meet the other empires' gunpowder needs.

## Events

### Gunpowder piracy

*Official videos: Joey Graceffa ep. 15*
The earliest inklings of the Gunpowder Plot started with Pirate Joe's own frustration of Tumble Town constantly being out of gunpowder. He readied his empire for war and built his own gunpowder farm, drawing the attention of Sheriff Jimmy. The two ended up agreeing on a peaceful arrangement to split any profits from exporting gunpowder to the other empires.

### Joint venture between Animalia and Gobland

*Official videos: fWhip ep. 23 and LDShadowLady ep. 18*
Much later, Goblin fWhip and Mayor Lizzie came together to build a third gunpowder farm. Their design vastly outperformed the other gunpowder farms. The Goblin Empire handled the gunpowder production, while Animalia built a factory to produce gunpowder products. They said they would keep the gunpowder to themselves for the time being.

### Stratos invited to the joint venture

*Official videos: fWhip ep. 24, SmallishBeans ep. 37*
With Gobland's gunpowder factory in full production and exporting to Animalia's rocket factory, the two allies lacked a substantial paper supplier to complete their rocket business. They offered to extend the joint venture to Stratos, a known maker of sugar cane. Stratos was open to discussion.
חבר המועצה הודה

## הודה

**הודה** היה חבר במועצת הסוחרים, הגוף השולט בקרץ'. הוא היה מדורג גבוה בממשל של קטרדם.

## מראה

כמו רוב הסוחרים בקטרדם, הודה לבוש בשחור. הוא היה איש זקן וידיו מנוקדות.

## אישיות

להודה לא היה אכפת מחייהם של וסלי הגרישה שלו, חושב עליהם רק כרכוש. הוא לא היה זהיר במיוחד, כפי שנראה כשהתעלם מדאגתו של ין ון אק על ההשפעות מבדיקת ה*יורדה פארם* על קורפורלניק. הודה היה חסר סבלנות ופקדן למשרתיו ודאג מהמראה של כל שומר המיוחס לביתו.

## היסטוריה

הודה גר בבית בזבזני בחלדסטראט. היו לו שלושה וסלי גרישה: הנדסאי בשם יורי, נשב בשם אמיל רטוונקו, ומרפאה בשם אניה. הודה החשיב אותם כאוצרו ומעידים על עושרו.

### *שישה עורבים*

הודה, יחד עם ין ון אק והקפטן של ה*סטאטווץ'*, משתמש בבית הסירה שלו לבדוק את השפעות ה*יורדה פארם* על גרישה. הוא מכריח את יורי, ואז את אניה, לצרוך *פארם* ולבצע מספר מטלות בעזרת כוחות הגרישה. הודה גורם לאניה לרפא חתכים קטנים בילד קטן, ואז נותן לה את ה*פארם* ואומר לה לעשות זאת עוד. ה*פארם* נותן לאניה את היכולת לשלוט באנשים והיא גורמת לשומרים לפתוח את הא, הודה אומר לאנשיו לא להרוג את אניה, מפני שערכה גבוה, אך אניה מורה להודה ולכל אנשיו שבאזור לחכות. היא מורה על הודה לפתוח את הדלת, ואז לחתוך את אגודלו, שהוא עושה בזמן שהוא מחייך.

לאחר שאיבד הרבה דם, הודה עובר לכפר עם משפחתו עם משפחתו והצוות בביתו. הוא נמצא באותו מצב "חיכיון" כמו השומרים-מתבזבז אט אט ולא מוכן לעשות דבר חוץ מלחכות. לאחר מבחן ה*פארם* הכושל, בית הודה נסגר ומבודד, מוביל לשמועות על התפרצות אבעבועות אש.

## טריוויה

* משרתיו לובשים מדים בצבע ירוק-ים חיוור.
* הודה שומר על ביתו חם מידי, כאילו הוא "מחויב לשרוף פחם"
Jamie Thompson

**James Joseph Michael "Unchained" Thompson** is a professional settler colonial Canadian ice hockey centreman in the Farm Games. He comes from the diseased town of Meaford, Ontario, which is said to be the most Farm Games lethal zone in all of the Great Lakes region. Jamie is a sigma/gamma player and is a talented power forward, being described by Farm Games experts as a "doofus" type player, making faces and what not. Somewhat of a goofball, James Joseph Michael is known for wearing wool and big socks. He has gone on record saying he wishes he was a Japanese person and intends to use his Farm Games money to get Asian Facialization surgery to make himself appear as a real Japonese Man.

Jamie is known to be lawnpilled and also hates cancel culture, sticking true to his roots as a "man's man" portraying sigma values.

> "B\*llocks to the snowflake generation!!" - Jamie Thompson, 2021
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He was drafted in 2018 by the Portland Patriots, where he played one season before joining the St. John's Mariners, playing alongside his older brother and sigma mentor Sean Thompson. James is well known friends with fellow Farm Games players like Talyn Birch, Matthew Hawken (whom he generously refers to as "the smartest man in the world" or "Big Man"), Sterling Mackenzie, Dalton Welsh, Kev Burgess, Jon Loeppky and many more. He is said to have the most friends in the Farm Games, making him a "friendly" sigma. He has gone on record stating he despises Tristen Killeen, of the Hamilton Hounds, due to him being his old boyfriend. James is a member of the gays and is considered the coolest and "most dripped" fag/queercoded player in the league.
In 2021, James officially endorsed his General Manager Rick Daines when he ran as a member of the PPC, saying:

> "Purple Wave Incoming!! There are only two options; PPC or Communism! Enough cancel culture!! Purple Wave Purple Wave!!" - Jamie Thompson, 2021
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Hamilton Hounds

The **Hamilton Hounds** are a professional ice hockey team in the Farm Games. They are a part of the First Farm Games Expansion of 1937. The team was founded by steel manufacturing tycoon Stig Hudson, who demolished a ghetto in order to build a state of the art arena, The Dogville Arena. As the second Ontarian team in the Farm Games, the Hounds found themselves as the underdogs in the natural geographical rivalry with the Newmarket Roadrunners.

During the Golden Age, the Roadrunners were a highly lauded organization, while the Hounds suffered in mediocrity for years under the ownership of Hudson, who used the team primarily as a front for more illicit activities. The team made their first Denley Cup final appearance in 1962, where they lost in five games to the Calgary Jailbirds. Despite having classic players such as Mark Chenlin and Paul Morel throughout their history, the Hounds were unable to catch the coveted Denley and feast upon the stew.

The teams second owner, Durnovue St. Hattrick, with the assistance of his team president Rogger Van Booth, revitalized the Hounds in the late-70's to early-80's, creating a whole new atmosphere using psychological techniques and crystal meth to condition their players to become nigh invincible in terms of physicality, pushing the team into relevance and making them a worthy adversary of the Roadrunners.

The Hounds won their first Denley Cup in 1996, when the underdog lineup including modern day Farm Star Victor Trench, Hall of Famer John Ozols, playoff maestro Epping Konpecki, Hounds hero Noel Wyndandyk and then-rookie Cleighton Diggs went all the way and sealed a victory against the Portland Patriots in six games.

The team is currently owned by all around suspicious man "Big Dog" Johnny Cashew, with Mohammed Goswami as sitting team president. Narinder Kumar, former district manager of Goswami's business company "Intellesigns Inc.", was appointed General Manager of the team after Lev Gibbert was fired following the teams Round 1 loss to the Flint Foxcatchers in 2020. Jim McPherson, of Meaford, is the current head coach. Tristen Killeen captains the team.
The Beef Stove

**The Beef Stove** is a Farm Games Network show wherein two hosts sit upon a table and discuss Farm Games rumors and events in a "good cop bad cop" type situation, currently hosted by Blark Darson and Gerrard Spartan. Hosts of the Beef Stove must be calculated with "yes, and", a high level acting technique. The show is credited for starting many rumors and bringing unwarranted harassment to players, coaches, team staff and even civilians on several occasions, making it perhaps the spiciest show on the Farm Games Network. The show premiered in 2005, hosted by talk show host and funny man Dunce Sperg and knucklehead former player Scott Stiglidsky. Since then, the show has gone through several hosts and iterations.

## Hosts

* Dunce Sperg: 2005-2008
* Scott Stiglidsky: 2005
* Peter Chelly: 2006-2007
* Dan Desmartins: 2008
* Colonel Scraps: 2009-2011
* Benny Smells: 2009
* Lev Gibbert: 2009-2013
* Pete Larsgaard: 2011-2015
* Bonbon Cherrise: 2013-2018
* Blark Darson: 2015-2021
* Gerrard Spartan: 2019-2021
Pennyworth Memorial Trophy

The **Pennyworth Memorial Trophy** is an award in the Farm Games ice hockey league that is awarded to the Best Farm Forward of that given year. It is the most coveted award for Farm Forwards everywhere. 1994 Pennyworth winner Jimmy Swallow famously said "I love winning the Pennyworth Memorial Trophy and scoring goals. Let's go Farm Games!" when asked on his feelings regarding the Pennyworth Memorial Trophy. The trophy is named after ancient tier "bookie" type player and Hall of Fame staple Jon Pennyworth. It is said to be the second coolest looking trophy in the Farm Games, next to the Denley Cup.

There are rumors that the Pennyworth Memorial Trophy is possessed by a ghost, aka haunted or gloomed. These claims remain unverified by the Farm Games Paranormal Investigations Unit, although legend has it the trophy is gloomed by Pennyworth's extra dead wife; who was said to have died twice as hard if not three times harder than Jon died, and on the night of the parade no less! She was spited and vengeful, cursing the trophy with her bitchy poltergeist forevermore. Jon was noted as calling her "very rude" in his diaries from the war, claiming he wished to run away with his fellow man at arms Butch Buttfucker, a classic omega move in which two sigma/alpha or otherwise strong, leader men join hands and elope together to do guy stuff rather than deal with the incessant yammering of womyn. This is called MGTOW or Taking The Red Pill.

## Recipients

1992: Paul Desjardins (MIL)

1993: Cank Dzvedntudska (NOBR)

1994: Jimmy Swallow (QCR)

1995: Flame Crennelchovik (PORT)

1996: Flame Crennelchovik (PORT)

1997: Danny French (SFM)

1998: Jocko Fox (HAL)

1999: Peter O'Don Patrion (MIL)

2000: Jocko Fox (HAL)

2003: Zake Coriander (SFM)

2005: Reefer Chenlin (KLB)

2006: Justin Hong (LEX)

2018: Jake Lisser (STJ)

2019: Luke Resler (ABY)

2020: Jacob Reid (CGY)

2021: Ryan Brakke (CGY)
Noel Wyndandyk

**Noel Wyndandyk** is a former professional ice hockey winger in the Farm Games. He played for the Flint Foxcatchers, Hamilton Hounds, San Diego Novas, Regina Dutchman and Kansas City Bandits from 1988 until 2007. Thanks to his small size, Wyndandyk made for a successful speed type player, and he would skate very fast and do tricks around guys to make them look like complete fools. One player, Stockton Bellrose of the Milwaukee Pistons, said of Wyndandyk in 1998: "[He] made me very dizzy and during the intermission I puked up all my game day stew from Chef Sneeze, which made me very sad and cost us the game. Noel has done it before and he'll do it again. Some might say I eat too much stew before games, but I will never stop, because the stew is what makes my game so edgy."

Wyndandyk is considered a hero by the Hounds franchise due to his dominant play during the 1995 and 1996 campaigns, ultimately playing a massive role in the organizations first and only Denley Cup championship. He scored 32 goals and 50 assists for 82 points in 1997, a career high for Wyndandyk and the highest point total on the team that year.

Unfortunately, Wyndandyk could never return to that same level of play on other teams. His career hit a second wind during his time on the Regina Dutchman however, as he became a big part of their playoff success in 2004 when he netted 12 points in the second round series against the defending champ San Francisco Mavericks, scoring the series winning goal in the second overtime period of game seven. The team however fell short in Round 3, losing in six games to the Calgary Jailbirds. Wyndandyk's numbers went down over the next two campaigns, culminating in only 1 goal and 1 assist in the 2006 playoffs in Round 1, where the Dutchman were swept by the Lexington Racers. He spent one season in Kansas City before retiring.

After his playing career, Wyndandyk did advertising for shoes and a brand of extra thick milk called Strong Milk. In 2012, he was hired as the coach of the Flint Foxcatchers, a position he held until 2014 when he was fired. He returned to Strong Milk until the end of the 2015 campaign, when he was approached by Houston Giants team president Mike Lunchy about coming on board as a Recruiter. Wyndandyk convinced several stupid high school knuckleheads into auditioning for the Giants, where the team found players like Tobin Maynard and Jimmy McGee. In 2017, Wyndandyk was promoted to General Manager of the Giants after former GM Buest Standard retired.