Happy New Years, Mean People c: Vol 1 8

***Happy New Years, Mean People c: Vol 1 8*** is the eight chapter in Happy New Years, Mean People c: Vol 1.

## Synopsis

Midihr Westforth appears at a Dear Franks coffee co. where the staff are actually kinder and not aggressive or rude. A goth barista captures everyone’s attention including a middle-aged soccer mother who drives a large SUV through the drive-through. When the goth barista takes awhile to answer the soccer mom, she grows irate and honks her horn at everyone. She parks in the shopping center and gets out to fight everyone including random customers who have nothing to do with her coffee. She confronts the Goth Barista and threatens to have her terminated. Midihr gets up and tries to flirt with the otherwise attractive woman, but she’s more concerned with her beverage. She draws a handgun on the barista but before she can fire, Damon Packley throws the Rage Sword and smacks her hand, causing her to lose her weapon.

The soccer mom leaves, but insists she will summon a horde of beautiful Caucasian women with glasses and dummy thicc thighs to smother and crush them all to death. Packley warns Midihr about The Jims’ attack and kidnapping of Breeyana Jess. Horrified by their actions, Midihr dons his HR Vest and ramps up his continued efforts to find the Old Lady Drumsticks. The two best friends leave Dear Franks but are chased by the soccer mother. They are forced to fight the woman and damage her SUV in the process. Severely injured, the soccer mom exits her vehicle and spits a Cellulite Fright Diseased at them which triggers an abundance of beautiful large women to appear. A discouraged Packley holds them off, after failed attempts to deform some. Midihr finds a grumpy German woman within the crowd, who starts towards them in an attempt to send them to The Jims or Worthyzone for shipping. Midihr protects Packley and strikes the woman, causing her to spit up the Old Lady Drumsticks.

With the new drumsticks in his possession, Midihr uses them to defeat countless women by aging the meaner individuals in the bunch. The Cellulite Fright attacks the shopping center and forces college kids to leave. One young man screams about Worthyzone and reveals that he too, is named “Jim”. This outburst causes him to combust and reveal Salami the Guitar-Wielding Hobo. The Bass Central goon gets excited knowing he has both Midihr and Damon Packley in his sights and disorients both of them with fast guitar riffs. Midihr fights Salami and uses illusive-based fighting styles by summoning beautiful German women to overwhelm him. Midihr fatally wounds Salami when he impales him with a Pick On Scythe while being restricted by a woman’s grasp.

Damon Packley and Midihr Westforth journey towards The Jims, while the remaining HR Rage Knights make a direct, immediate attack. Hanzo Kelp blows up a warehouse kingdom belonging to Ba-Ba Head. The attack draws out The Jims, except for Jago Gomez who watches over an imprisoned Breeyana. Jimmy Irons and Ba-Ba fight the Rage Knights directly, managing to hold their own against the group of six remaining members. Daniel Packblott evades their attacks and teleports inside the warehouse to save Breeyana. To his surprise, only minutes later, Breeyana managed to escape their clutches by using her whip known as The Jim-Immunity Whip. The whip was developed by Breeyana following Damon Packley’s poor shopping experience with Jimmy Irons and subsequent experiences with Salami at Bass Central and Ba-Ba Head at work respectively.

Jago shoots Daniel’s leg and sends him down, but before Jago can finish them off, Breeyana seemingly kills Jago by viciously hitting him with her whip. Breeyana practices healing Daniel’s injury, but Jimmy Irons crashes into the building during his fight with Hades and notices the two. He launches a heavy metal riff and disorients them all into confusion, even reverting Hades into his mortal human form. Jimmy brutally hits them as they recover from the auditory-based physical attack.

## Trivia/Notes and Disclaimer

***Disclaimer**: To whom this may concern, the characters in their entirety, while they borrow inspiration from events, ideas, themes, and other sources from the original author's life, are incredibly different and fictional entities inside the Rage Knights Red God and under no circumstance are they expressing a real person's actual views, ideologies, names and likeness to cause harm or defame them. Any names bearing similarities to any person(s) are unintentional unless stated otherwise and under special permission. The Rage Knights Red God is a work of fiction and solely for entertainment and educational purposes. Please note, the series does not represent events that have happened, events to come nor does it condone the very human evils the series itself is/was meant to advocate against. © Khaliq Trevor X.*