The Wrath of Rashid Dante Khan

The Wrath of Rashid Dante Khan was a failed expirement by Prophet Sreehman Rahimchint in an attempt to forge the ultimate weapon against the Mujahideen. The result was a disaster comparable to the Sinking of the Titanic in 1912. It led to many questioning Prophet Sreehman Rahimchint's motives in the Islamic Civil War, to which he replied "Allah".

The failure of the experiment led to the execution of head scientist Dr. Dijhae Fort, PhD, leading him to leave the Mujadeen and join the Mujahideen. Many consider this to be Prophet Sreehman Rahimchint's greatest ever mistake.

## Background

The Dante Project was started by Prophet Sreehman Rahimchint and his Lieutenant, Ramdev Kabul Khan, in an effort to create weapons of mass destruction against the Mujahideen. The two decided that their best bet would be a robotic superhuman capable of inhuman destruction, the likes of which this Earth has never seen. To do so, they hired Dr. Dijhae Fort, PhD, a Harvard Professor with a PhD in Computer Science, Biology, and Gender Studies. They ignored the third of his PhD's, as it is something that even a 2 year old can earn. They ordered Dr. Fort to assemble a superhuman robot in the span of 4 minutes, following which they would attack the Mujahideen.

When Dr. Fort argued that this was not enough time, they granted him and extension of 2 billion years, on the condition that he would reveal his penis to them. He agreed to this term and showed Prophet Chinta and Kabul Khan his penis. From remaining historical accounts, it was massive. Following this incident, Dr. Fort began his research and development of the superhuman, which took 200 million years. Once the robot was developed, Dr. Fort demonstrated its functions to Prophet Chinta. Clinical laboratory trials, which mostly included Prophet Sreehman Rahimchint doing nasty things to the robot, lasted 700 million years. Once the trials were complete, Prophet Sreehman Rahimchint claimed he was 'satisfied'.

The naming process for the superhuman lasted 100 million years, following which Ramdev Kabul Khan chose the name 'Dante'. Prophet Sreehman Rahimchint proposed adding 'Rashid Khan' as a tribute to some Muslim guy in Dubai.

## The Attack

Rashid Dante Khan attempted to attack the Mujahideen on the morning of Christmas, some 4 billion years ago. Once it arrived on scene, it found itself attracted to the strong, muscular bodies of the Mujahideen soldiers. Unable to control itself, the robot gave in to its lustful desires, and raped multiple Mujahideen soldiers, leading to the deaths of 2 Mujahideen soldier: Pranik Khan Shami, and Prashant Harhazari Waritullah. Although this was not how Prophet Sreehman Rahimchint imagined the attack would play out, he was happy with the deaths of the Mujahideen soldiers. However, this satisfaction was short lived.

## Failure

Upon raping the 2 Mujahideen soldiers, Rashid Dante Khan found that it was no longer interested in warfare. Instead the robot wanted to have affairs with male soldiers, while playing League of Legends, a game it was programmed to play. Prophet Sreehman Rahimchint noticed this, and gave the robot 3 billion years to get its act together. When it was unable to do so, the Prophet was forced to destroy the robot, and eat the remaining parts. This gave him a condition known as constipation.

## Investigation and Findings

Ramdev Kabul Khan immediately ordered an investigation into the failure of Rashid Dante Khan. However, with Prophet Sreehman Rahimchint having eaten all the parts, there was no way to carry out the investigation. Therefore, Ramdev Kabul Khan sentenced himself, as well as Dr. Fort, to be executed.

The two were executed, with Ramdev Kabul Khan's final words being, "By the way, that man [Dr. Fort], has a huge penis".

## Consequences

The failure of the Dante Project is seen by many as the lowest point for the Mujadeen in the Islamic Civil War. Prophet Sreehman Rahimchint admitted to having feelings of extreme depression and hopelessness during the period following the Project's failure. He states that this was cured by spending considerable amounts of time alone with Samikullah Pradhankhan, most of which was in a bedroom in the Place of Wallah.