Kyuyujo

###  Our Legacy!

Hello Verditians, my name is Derath, I am secretary to the office of the Verditian Lord Sapientia. As her voice is too pure for scum such as you, I will have to deliver the new decree. These are not up for negotiation and, honestly, how dare you tell her what she can do with her legacy! There will be no vote and there will be no ball to take home, because Sapi has already confiscated it. If you have valid or legitimate concerns, please voice them now in a reasonable and grounded fashion so we can excommunicate you immediately. But remember, as we’ve always promised: We’re best friends! We’ll stay friends~ It’s about the people! Unless of course you even consider entertaining the idea that Sapi could be in the wrong. Then you’re dead to us. Fucking dead as shit!

Because this is Sapi’s legacy, as she did not receive aid or profit off of the intellectual frameworks of life-long friends. We will also be changing our identity completely. From here on out, to promote our new and profound power, we will be known as “**Kyuyujo** (**給油所**)”

You should expect brand new garb standards, rank trials, and exciting-truly original systems of government! Here’s a quick non-exhaustive list of our new Kyuyujo society:

* All black garb

* Ranks will be known as Pawns, Grunts, Footmen, Vanguards, Knights, Champions, and Warlords!

* Each rank will have exciting ways of showing their achievement in garb with colored chains known as “rank chains” and coordinated colors for our elite Kyuyojo-jin.

* A focus on Japanese weaponry, with exciting handle color schemes!

As you can see, this is a very radical change and has been designed by our glorious leader. But our list of announcements is not at an end!

We have adopted the “moral high ground” model of testing as well. Through infallible negligence and a persistent desire to see things only in a way that does not compromise our sense of self, we will amend our low-born toxic policies!

Here's a quick, also non-exhaustive list of changes to be adopted in

1. You are allowed to dispute up to 23 hits you receive during a rank trial. It is now your right to assert up to 23 hits are simply the camera trying to trick you! (On the 24th hit, we will definitely assume practices of bad honor, because that is the line in the sand where a trend can be assumed)
2. Only our glorious leader Sapientia can wear whatever garb she wants, and she can enact policies to wear non-black literally on the spot. As is her right. As is her legacy.
3. You are now required to remove anyone from gross old Verdite from your facebook friend list. They are toxic. Except for the guys in cali who are hella chill.
4. In politics, if you’re outvoted by a clear majority, it is now your civil duty to cry loudly and obnoxiously. This is also required for you to claim the rest of the voting block is abusing you.
5. If your personal policy or idea is not adopted immediately, it is now required that you throw a fit.
	1. First, make sure you’re unemployed and devote your entire life to this cul...organization.
	2. Second you must argue the same, non-adapting, unrelenting stance for hours over the internet.
	3. Then you are required to corner an administrative command staff member at a social gathering and throw the exact same fit for at least 2 hours.
	4. Then you are expected to tell everyone that you were totally blown off.
	5. After that, you need to subversively tell every member you come into contact with that administrative command staff and their friends ‘Look down on us!’
	6. Receive a computer from your friends, never use it to play online games with them, and then tell everyone that they never invited you for online gaming! Further solidifying your sympathetic role as the victim.
	7. You will continue to do this with impunity until the immediate collapse of Kyuyujo.

Finally, it is important to note that we don't care about fighting anymore. At all. This is only about the people! That's why we're cutting out all the people we claimed to care about for years, and in some cases: decades. How better can we show them we care? I SAY THERE IS NO BETTER WAY! As is the will of Sapi.