Harold

**Harold** was an old man from Shady Acreon 4 who briefly worked for Bazarack. He was a serial killer, and murdered people to calm the screaming in his head. He first appeared in "Flammily Reunion", where he started working for Bazarack until his death in "The Great and Powerful Ozner".

## Biography

In "Flammily Reunion", Bazarack went down to Shady Acreon 4 to get his web domain name back from Kiki, Ildi, and Edith but they refused to give him their domain name. He learned that Kiki had a boyfriend named Harold, who the other two girls didn't like. Bazarack told Ildi and Edith that he could get rid of Harold for them if they give him his domain name back. Bazarack went in disguise as an old woman named "Barbarack" and tried to seduce Harold into cheating on Kiki with her but Harold turned her down, being a true boyfriend to Kiki. Bazarack later photoshopped a video of some people having sex to make it look like Harold was having sex with his twin brother. Kiki was heartbroken and started crying and Bazarack couldn't bring himself to keep lying to her. He told her that the video was fake and Harold was actually a good man, who she should marry and so, she did just that. Kiki and Harold got married and the other two girls, Ildi and Edith came around and said that if Bazarack thinks Harold is a good guy, then they think he's a good guy too. Bazarack didn't even care that he didn't get his web domain back and just enjoyed this happy ending. He left the house and then realized he forgot his iPad and as soon as he went back in, he found that Harold had slaughtered everybody in the room. With the owners of the web domain gone, Bazarack reclaimed it for himself and also hired Harold to work for him.

In "Baz, Bangs, and Brains", Bazarack would constantly insult his workers as usual but clarified that he was excluding Harold from the insults, not wanting to be murdered by him.

In "The Great and Powerful Ozner", Bazarack accidentally ate Harold's lunch, thinking it was Clitaris'. When Harold found out about this, he said not to worry about it because "accidents happen". Bazarack was terrified that Harold was planning to murder him so he opened a restaurant called BazaWraps just to pay off the debt. When Harold came in and saw what Bazarack was doing, he told him that he didn't need to worry because he seriously wasn't going to kill him. He explained that he doesn't kill people for revenge, he kills people to silence the screaming in his head. With that said and done, Bazarack shut down the entire restaurant and fired everybody working for it. One of the people working there was a mentally ill white guy named Chet, who was so pissed off about being fired that he started shooting the place up. When he did this, he killed Harold by shooting him in the head and upon his death, Bazarack could not have been more sad to see him go.

## Appearance

Harold is an old white human man with thinning silver hair. He wears a white golfing hat, a pink polo shirt, navy jeans, and black shoes.

## Personality

Harold is a seemingly kindly old man, who, despite his timid exterior, is actually a schizophrenic mentally disturbed serial killer, who occasionally hears demonic voices in his head, which he can only quell by slaughtering people.

## Episode Appearances

* Flammily Reunion
* Baz, Bangs, and Brains
* The Great and Powerful Ozner

## Trivia

* He is a parody on *Miles Webber* from *The Golden Girls*.
	+ Miles Webber's actor was named *Harold Gould*, which is why his name is Harold.