The Sexy Getting Ready Song

**The Sexy Getting Ready Song**
**Performer(s)**: Rebecca Bunch, Nipsey Hussle — **First Appearance**: ""Josh Just Happens to Live Here!""
**Written by**: Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen and Mike Geier

## Summary

You know what? I got to go apologize to some bitches.

**The Sexy Getting Ready Song** was a song sung by Rebecca Bunch featuring the rapper Nipsey Hussle when she was preparing for a house party she thought Josh Chan would be at. Although she was going as Greg Serrano's date, she intended to impress Josh so she spent a long time primping for the event which was a laborious and grueling process. Its first appearance was in the Season One episode "Josh Just Happens to Live Here!". The song is track number 4 on the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 1 - Vol.1). It is one of several songs from the show to have an explicit version that was released on Rachel Bloom’s Youtube channel racheldoesstuff.

## The song with lyrics

### Broadcast version

**Rebecca Bunch**:
Hey Josh, I wanna look good for you tonight
So I’m gonna get in touch with my feminine side.

*It’s the sexy getting ready song,*
*The sexy getting ready song,*
*Primpin’ and pluckin’,*
*Brushin’ and rubbin’,*
*The sexy getting ready song.*

--musical interlude—

*First I make everything*
*So shiny and smooth*

**Chorus**:
*(Oh yeah)*

**Rebecca Bunch**:
*‘Cause I want my body*
*To be so soft for you.*

**Chorus**:
*(Bye bye, skin!)*

**Rebecca Bunch**:
*I’m gonna make this night*
*One you’ll never forget*

*‘Cause, boy, I know you like*
*An hourglass silhouette.*

Let’s see how the guys get ready…

*It’s the sexy getting ready song,*
*The sexy getting ready song,*
*Fluffin’ and flouncin’,*
*Gigglin’ and ladyin’,*
*The sexy getting ready song.*

**Nipsey Hussle**:
*Hey, look, hop on my \*[censored]\**
*With that tight little dress, then*
*Turn that ass around*
*Like you’re tryin’ to impress them…*

God, what, this is how you get ready?
This is some—this horrifying, like some scary movie or somethin’,
Like some nasty ass, patriarchal \*[censored]\*.
You know what? I got to go apologize to some bitches.
I’m forever changed after what I just seen.

**Rebecca Bunch & Chorus**:
*It’s the sexy getting ready song,*
*The sexy getting ready song,*
*It’s the sexy getting ready song,*
*Body rolls are really hard.*
*It’s the sexy getting ready song,*
*The sexy getting ready song.*
*The sexy getting ready song.*

### Explicit version

Hey Josh, I wanna look good for you tonight
So I’m gonna get in touch with my feminine side.

*It’s the sexy getting ready song,*
*The sexy getting ready song,*
*Primpin’ and pluckin’,*
*Brushin’ and rubbin’,*
*The sexy getting ready song.*

--musical interlude—

*First I make everything*
*So shiny and smooth*

**Chorus**:
*(Oh yeah)*

**Rebecca Bunch**:
*‘Cause I want my body*
*To be so soft for you.*

**Chorus**:
*(Bye bye, skin!)*

**Rebecca Bunch**:
*I’m gonna make this night*
*One you’ll never forget*

**Chorus**:
*(Ass blood!)*

**Rebecca Bunch**:
*‘Cause, boy, I know you like*
*An hourglass silhouette.*

Let’s see how the guys get ready…

*It’s the sexy getting ready song,*
*The sexy getting ready song,*
*Fluffin’ and flouncin’,*
*Gigglin’ and ladyin’,*
*The sexy getting ready song.*

**Nipsey Hussle**:
*Hey, look, hop on my dick*
*With that tight little dress, then*
*Turn that ass around*
*Like you’re tryin’ to impress them…*

God, what, this is how you get ready?
This is some—this horrifying, like some scary movie or somethin’,
Like some nasty ass, patriarchal bullshit.
You know what? I got to go apologize to some bitches.
I’m forever changed after what I just seen.

**Rebecca Bunch & Chorus**:
*It’s the sexy getting ready song,*
*The sexy getting ready song,*
*It’s the sexy getting ready song,*
*Body rolls are really hard.*
*It’s the sexy getting ready song,*
*The sexy getting ready song.*
*I’m gonna whisper your dick hard,*
*Whisper your dick hard,*
*The sexy getting ready song.*

## Notes

### Other appearances

* "I Hope Josh Comes to My Party!": Rebecca sings the refrain of "The Sexy Getting Ready Song" briefly as she prepares for her party in the episode.
* "I'm So Happy That Josh Is So Happy!": Calvin Young sings a version of the song called "The Sexy Gonna Do It Song".
* "Who Needs Josh When You Have a Girl Group?": Trent sings a version of the song called the "Trent Is Getting Ready Song".
* An alternate take of "George's Coffee Song" (from "Nathaniel Needs My Help!") was done and a video of it was posted on Twitter by “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend” assistant director Mark Heiliger. This version is a reprise of this song.