Domnul Mihai

*''There's 5...Seconds left until we go to the Forest...''*

Satana (Satan)

Monstrul (The Monster)

Bătătorul copilului (The Child Beater)

Pumnul de tungsten (The Tungsten Fist)

### Affiliation

The Balkan League of Disciplinaries (1986 - present)Thornton Stationery Râșnov Branch (2014 - present)

## Appearances

### Debut

2014

Domnul Mihai (born in the late 30s, last name unknown) is a well known Discipliner in Romania. He is employed by companies to discipline the misbehaving employees. Mihai and Jebidiah Thornton had known each other since the 70s

## Background

Mihai's ways of Disciplining are known to be horrifying. According to people to have been disciplined by him, his disciplining involves weapons such as chainsaws, shanks, a machine gun, and a whacking stick. He also is known to have possessed an Iron Maiden in the 90s, although it is not known if it was ever used. He also is known to have gallows in his back garden. For extreme cases, Mihai has tungsten gauntlets which are known to cause massive amounts of pain and can only be lifted by him, those that have tried suffer a fate worse than death.

In 1992, Mihai took up a job as the block manager of a building in Peckham. He ruled this building with an iron fist. No one was allowed to make any noise past 6PM, everyone had to go to bed by 9PM, and everybody had to pay their rent immediately. A family from Peckham who lived in that block during his leadership reported that he came to their door in the early morning and began shouting ''Maintenance and water meters is due.'' The single mother was blocking the door so he couldn't open it. Then, he began barging into the door, however he eventually left them after an hour.

Mihai always keeps a stiff composure. His speaking has been likened to whispering. He occasionally laughs in a sarcastic manner, however it is believed that he is unable to feel any genuine feeling of happiness, besides from when he causes harm. Mihai only harms people who he believes have caused wrong-doings. In 1995, Mihai wrote a list of everything constituted as a wrong-doing in his eyes, and has only been updated twice since then. The list has it's own page, due to it being too long to feature on here.

From 2018 to 2021, Mihai worked as a self-ordained police officer in Essex. Several people have come forward to our page-writers, and told us their stories of experiences with Mihai.

## Carmella's story

It happened in mid-2019. Me and my mates were all chavs back then, before Mihai. We were just having a smoke outside a shop, listening to some music, then we see this old man approaching us. He stopped near my friend and whispered ''Pick up your cigarette stubs.'' I dunno what my mate was thinking, but she said ''How about you pick them up yourself if you care so much, grandpa?'' All he did was chuckle. It was disturbing. Then, he said ''There's 5 left.'' My mate said ''5 what left?'', and he said ''5 Seconds left until the general clean-up begins.'' We all began laughing, because we thought he was mental. He grabbed my friend by the arm, and broke it. After that he twisted her other arm so far back that she flipped over. My friend was crying on the floor, apologizing to this geez. All he said was ''Eat them.'' my friend asked ''Eat what?'', and he said ''The Cigarette stubs.'' After he said that there was silence. Then he shouted louder than I've ever heard anyone shout ''EAT THEM OR I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THEM.'' Still he kept his composure. My friend began eating the cigarettes. It was the saddest thing I've ever seen. He began chuckling like a madman, and then he just walked away.

## George's story

I was having a party with my boys, having some rum, stuff like that. This geezer with white hair comes up to us and asks us to keep it down. I tell him to fuck off, and he fucking laughs at my face. I take out my knife and threaten to stab him, and he wasn't even moving. He took my knife from my hand and he jammed it into his leg. Me and my friends were well scared. He ran at us and began beating us all up. He gave one of my friends just one punch and he started bawling his eyes out.

## Angie's story

This didn't happen to me personally, but when I was at my Uni flat complex, I saw this man. Two students were just chatting on the corridor, and he came up to them and asked them to keep it down. He had a painting of himself in his hand, and a little screw. It looked like the guy said a snarky remark to him, and he just chuckled at him. He asked the other guy to hold the painting until he puts up the nail. He began putting the screw into the wall, at which point I heard him say ''I don't have a hammer.'' The two guys began laughing at him, and then he grabbed one of their heads and used it as the hammer. After that, I ran away.

In 2019, Mihai became the head-teacher of a school in Essex. On his first day there, he was ridiculed by three students in the hallway. Mihai beat them to an unrecognizable pulp, and disposed of them in the forest. Despite his violent tendency, he has never killed anyone. He then entered a classroom, where he knocked out another student for not listening to him. He made the class have an hour long test about him. In the middle of the test, someone's phone rang. Mihai looked enraged. He got up from his chair, stopped at the boy, and said ''Eat it.'' The entire class looked concerned. Mihai asked ''Doesn't everyone think that he should eat it?'' The class hesitantly agreed, in fear. The boy bit into his phone, and swallowed it. By the end of the class, he was crying.

After school had ended, the boy got his father to talk to Mihai. The father began swearing at Mihai, and insulting him. The father got a pocket-knife out, and stabbed Mihai's car tires. Mihai chuckled. He said ''There's 5 left.'' The father asked ''Five what left?'' Mihai said ''Five seconds left until we go to the Forest.'' Mihai then counted down to five, and began choking the father. He slammed him into the backseat of his car, where he began driving to the nearest forest. When he arrived at the forest, he beat the man with a tree branch.

A student at the time reported that in his first assembly to Year 9 at the time, he gave the following speech.

''From hereon out, I am your mother. I am your father. I am your everything. I am the first thought you have in the morning, and the last one you have before going to sleep. I am your God.''

A few people in the audience laughed at this, and Mihai made them all stand up and come to the front. He took out his police baton, and began beating them all with it. The police were summoned at the school, however they left an hour later. Mihai insists on everyone calling him God. If someone does not call him God, they succumb to his wrath. On his fourth day at the school, he made all students sign a document giving their human rights away to him.

## Gallery

Mihai listening for noiseMihai confronting troublemakersMihai arriving at workMihai checking the flat for any people*There's five seconds left until you speak your last words*