June ruins Thanksgiving

In the living room of the Connelly house, King Fergus was attempting to make a fire with a pair of bellows. His pet beaver, Norbert, entered to remind him.

"That's no way to light a fire!" said Norbert, "Where's your kindling?"

"This thing's gonna be going anytime now." said Fergus, as Sunset Shimmer, Fluttershy, and Applejack entered the living room, as well.

"Even a caveman could start a fire." said Applejack.

"D'oh!" Fergus muttered.

Suddenly, Fergus, Norbert, Sunset Shimmer, Fluttershy, Applejack heard Fergus' wife, Queen Elinor, calling from the dining room. "Dinner! Dinnertime, everybody!" she called in a singsong voice, "Dinner!"

Then Fergus stopped lighting a fire with the bellows, put them down, and came into the dining room. "Oh, thank goodness!" he said.

Once everyone was at the table, Elinor called her son, Quincy, to come into the dining room next. "OK, Quincy!" she said, "We're ready for your centerpiece!"

Then Quincy came into the dining room, holding a three-dimensional centerpiece of a cornucopia, pilgrims, Thanksgiving food, real life turkeys, and Native American Indians. Fergus, Elinor, Norbert, Sunset Shimmer, Fluttershy, and Applejack were impressed at Quincy's work of art.

"Quincy, my goodness!" gasped Elinor, "That's very impressive!"

"Holy moly!" Fergus exclaimed, "That's the biggest work of art I've ever seen!"

"We always said he was gifted." said Sunset Shimmer.

"Definitely from our side of the family." replied Fluttershy.

"How long did that take you, honey?" Applejack asked her nephew.

"I couldn't tell you how many hours, days, weeks, or months," said Quincy. "It was the labor of love towards those I hold dear, especially my girlfriend, Annie. It's our homage to some American heroes who may not have fought in any wars, but who never...."

It was then that Quincy's sister, June, was last to come into the dining room, singing the 1982 fanfare from the MGM/UA Home Video logo. She was holding an enormous roast turkey.

"Speaking of heroes, here's mine: Tom Turkey!" smiled Fergus, holding up a fork and carving knife while chuckling.

"Oh, yikes!" exclaimed June in disgust, "What is that?"

"It's the centerpiece, June." said Quincy.

"Well, it's taking up so much space!" complained June, elbowing Quincy's centerpiece.

"Hey, June!" Quincy cried, "Stop it!"

"Move it or lose it, boy!"

"Mom!"

"Now just a minute. I'm sure there's room for both." said Elinor.

At that moment, Quincy and June got into a tug-of-war with the centerpiece.

"June, you're wrecking it; let go!" shouted Quincy, "My girlfriend and I worked forever on this!"

Fergus, Elinor, Norbert, Sunset Shimmer, Fluttershy, and Applejack watched the whole conflict between Quincy and June without saying a word. And with that, June tossed Quincy's centerpiece into the burning fireplace and smiled cruelly at her brother.

Quincy screamed in terror when he saw his creation burn.

"Hey, that got him going!" smirked Norbert.

"Ditchin'!" exclaimed June.

Quincy grabbed a poker and tried to fish the creation out of the fire, but it was burned down to nothing but a complete pile of ashes. That's when Quincy got furious! "JUNE!!!" he shouted. He tackled June and started biting her, pulling her hair, and punching her in the face, almost knocking over the stuff on the table. "You don't even care! You don't even care!"

Fergus and Elinor broke up the fight by pulling their daughter and son away and restraining them. Then Quincy escaped from Elinor, ran to her room in tears, where his girlfriend, Annie, was waiting for him, and slammed the door.

Fergus angrily put June down, and he confronted her. "All right, June! That's it!" he shouted angrily, "Go to your room! Now!"

June played dumb. "Ok, I'll take some white meat and stuffing to go. And send up the pumpkin pie in about twenty minutes."

"I said now!" snarled Fergus.

"Mommy, do I have to?" asked June.

"Yes, you do!" Elinor scolded a guilty June, "I hope you're happy, June! You've ruined Thanksgiving!!"

June became very angry. She glared angrily at Fergus and Elinor and yelled, "You two are as evil as Big Jet!" And she stormed to her own room, where her boyfriend, Leo, was waiting for her.