Network Files: Hellboy 2

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## Characters

* Hellboy
* Liz Sherman
* Abe Sapien
* Johann Kraus
* Kate Corrigan

## Location

* BPRD Comms Recording, Star City
* June 14th, 2013

## VOX Archive

* **Abe Sapien:** This looks promising... [footsteps, Odic thrum] Hmm... Nothing. [sigh, footsteps]
* **Liz Sherman:** [door opens, footsteps] Abe-
* **Abe Sapien:** Liz?
* **Liz Sherman:** Can we talk?
* **Abe Sapien:** Of course. [pause] Did I switch off my communicator again?
* **Liz Sherman:** What? [pause] No. But that's a good idea... [click]
* **Abe Sapien:** Liz, what are you-? [click]
* **Kate Corrigan:** Firecracker? Amphibian Man? Please tell meyou two didn't actually kill comms... [sigh] Of course they did. [click, screentap, beep] Big Red? Mr. Ecto? Are you two still on comms?
* **Johann Kraus:** Affirmative, Pageturner. You are koming in loud and klear.
* **Kate Corrigan:** How about Hellboy? [pause] Did he lose his transmitter again?
* **Hellboy:** What? [scoff] No... Would I do something like that? [pause] Don't say it, Glasshat.
* **Johann Kraus:** I said *nicht*.
* **Hellboy:** But you were gonna!
* **Kate Corrigan:** [sigh] You got to be kidding me right now.
* **Johann Kraus:** You cannot judge me by vhat I have yet to do.
* **Hellboy:** Why? You judge mefor that [expletive] all the time.
* **Johann Kraus:** Zat is different.
* **Hellboy:** How?! How is that different?
* **Kate Corrigan:** We're in the literal end days and you two are doing this [expletive]? [sigh]
* **Johann Kraus:** I am far better equipped to judge your actions zan you are mine.
* **Hellboy:** [scoff] Is that so? Really? Why? Huh? Why are you 'better equipped' than me?!
* **Johann Kraus:** Erste, I am more intelligent.
* **Hellboy:** [scoff] You don't even have a brain! [stone tapping on glass]
* **Johann Kraus:** Sekunde, und more importantly, I am much viser zan you.
* **Hellboy:** Wiser? Really?
* **Johann Kraus:** Certainly, Visdom comes vith age und maturity.
* **Hellboy:** [scoff] You're two years younger than me!
* **Johann Kraus:** Zat matters nicht. Du bist ein Kind!
* **Hellboy:** I'm a kid? Really? [scoff] In full German, too... [growl] You know I hate German...
* **Kate Corrigan:** Boys! You're both kids! Stop it! I need you two to find Liz and Abe-
* **Hellboy:** Wait... Liz and Abe? What-? What's going on, Kate?
* **Kate Corrigan:** [sigh] Liz and Abe turned their comms off and-
* **Hellboy:** What?! Why didn'tyou tell us this?! We're in a hostile area!
* **Kate Corrigan:** ... [sigh] [under breath:] *I hate you so much right now.*
* **Hellboy:** Kraus, I need-
* **Johann Kraus:** Worry nicht, Freund. I vill find zem zis instant. [click, Odic hiss]
* **Kate Corrigan:** [beep] Hmm? [gasp] Oh, [expletive]! Uh... Hellboy, I have a lot of infernal activity incoming two blocks to the north of you.
* **Hellboy:** [heavy footsteps] I see it... There's a blonde girl running from a pack of 'em!
* **Kate Corrigan:** Wait, I know what you're thinking and-
* **Hellboy:** No, you don't... and neither does Fish Bowl! [rapid heavy footsteps, glass shatters]
* **Kate Corrigan:** For the record, I was going to say don't jump out the window... [sigh]
* **Hellboy:** [loud impact, debris scattering, groan, heavy footsteps] Okay, so you did know... [heavy footsteps] But it was a lucky guess... doesn't mean I'm predictable. Right?

## Trivia and Notes

* Part of the Hell on Earth storyline.
* Debut of Johann Kraus and Kate Corrigan.