Do Not Animals

**Do Not Animals** is the one hundred and thirty-sixth episode of davemadson's Funny Signs. It is the first episode of the rebooted Funny Signs.

## Signs

1. Do Not Animals
2. Engrish: Never trust the Japanese when it comes to English
3. Carefully fall to the river
4. Big Rockery Happy Fish Water Side Pavilion
5. Cash or Octopus
6. We are change of name the next weeks
7. The garbage which burns
8. If you would like to join us, rubbish will never be homeless
9. Mind Crotch
10. Naughty Family
11. Feman, Male Man
12. Dying Right Here is Strictly Prohibited
13. Caution: butt head against the wall
14. Michaelsoft Binbows
15. Awesome Street
16. Steak Wednesday, Fish Fursday
17. Ok, I pull up, hop out at the after party!
18. Warning: Wear your seatbelt! Or else... you're dead!
19. A Nice Electric Shock
20. Small Coffee 5$, Small coffee, please. 3$, Hello, one small coffee please. 1.75$
21. Work for a King, Not a Clown
22. Sometimes... Memory origin space Maybe, it's Park
23. Please Present Your Octopus
24. The Life is Valuable, but the Deep Water is Unmerciful
25. Please Insert Furiously
26. Wild Ass House

## Transcript

**davemadson entertainment inc. Wiki** has a transcript of ***Do Not Animals***.
## Trivia

* This is the last davemadson video to use the blue indoor background.
* Microsoft Mary is absent from this episode, as she is taking care of her babies alongside with Anna, Rhonda, and Wanda.

"Highway Punnery" • "Kids Playing Near the Edge" • "Special Offers" • "Hunchback Kids" • "Road Scholar" • "On Our Way to Katima Mulilo" • "Kids Don't Bounce" • "Journey to the Center of the World" • "May Be Hazardous to Your Health"

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