Get a Vaccine

"*It's really sad actually. Like, these are our grandparents, these are our parents, they're friends, they're family, and they believe in this stuff. It's really... it's shocking.*"
―Erik
Get a Vaccine is the 127th lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette. It was released on March 27, 2021.

## Summary

Erik returns from his vacation in Cancun because the Society of Etiquette requested he help convince people to get a vaccine for COVID-19. First he convinces people on Twitter by saying to get the vaccine. Then he's supposed to convince Black people and he learns that there are a lot of Black anti-vaxxers because of things like the Tuskegee Incident.

Erik explains how easy it is to get vaccinated and watches a video explaining exactly how the vaccine works. Then he finds a bunch of stupid people that want to die in the comments. He decides that he's going to need some help, so he goes into VR to recruit some gamers. He finds a guy that wants to kill someone's mee-mah so Erik teamkills him. Then he teamkills another guy so there are no witnesses. Then he teamkills some more anti-vaxxers and also some normal people.

Erik is upset that a bunch of people are disagreeing with him, so he goes onto Telegram to get some confirmation bias. He looks for a group about vaccines and finds one that illegally sells COVID-19 vaccines. But he wants to go somewhere with everyone, so he finds a QAnon page called "Where We Go One We Go All." One of the anti-vaxxers in the group tries to explain that she thinks there are carcinogens in the vaccine, so Erik sends her a recordings of his farts. He decides Telegram isn't useful, but anyone using it should use NordVPN. Then he realizes that Nobbleberry is coming back.

Erik is upset because he can't find his people. He checks Facebook even though he knows they won't be there. He just finds more anti-vaxxers. Erik laments that our relatives believes these things, and then he sends one of them tubgirl as Peenwinkle Titjob. But then he realizes that his people really have been on Facebook the whole time, making fun of the anti-vaxxers. Then Titjob posts a video about how the vaccine shrank his titties. Erik is upset that there are so many dumb people, but he's glad that we get to try again during the next pandemic. He watches a video where Bill Gates explains what we should do, but the people in the comments are too stupid to understand so Erik just makes fun of them.

## Comments

*The Government:-Puts fluoride in your water.-Puts Barium/Aluminum in the sky.Detonated 1032 nuclear bombs.-OK'ed 69 carcinogens in cigarettes-doesn't help homeless Vets-Gives drugs to the homeless**But they genuinely want to save your life with an untested Vaccine.🤣👌*
- @2Spaceninja15

*Just get the vaccine bitch*
- Erik

*It perks me up a little when I see these comments, I have friends having the vax without doing any research , thinking, am I the only one against it.
Not for me , less than 12 months research and trials, my immune system has been looking after me for 60 years...thank you*
- My GTE

*Hey bro it's me, your immune system. You know I'm 60 years old too, right? And unlike you I don't get to retire in 4 years and spend the twilight of my life as a sex tourist in Venezuela. Look man you gotta take it easy. I dunno why you think your immune system ages like wine getting better until you're an ageless being impervious to all disease, but your immune system is actually like US social security in that it'll be depleted in 15 years. That's all good though go off queen keep getting your medical opinions from facebook housewives with more dead kids than a 19th century homesteader. Maybe listen to your friends for their sake at least unless you want them to find out how painful it can be saying "told you so" to a coffin.*
- Erik

*Can you check and see if they have microchips in them*
- Erik

*Hey so who all is gettin that vaccine??*
- Erik

*Not me! The vaccine appears to have deadly carcinogenic substances in it*
- Donna Milliken

*My mom got it and she's fine*
- Erik

*Well God bless her and keep her well*
- Donna Milliken

*Get the vaccine, Donna*
- Erik

*excipient-table-2.pdf*
- Donna Milliken

*wtf is this*
- Erik

*Vaccine ingredients**Find out for yourself**Read*
- Donna Milliken

*What am I gonna do make my own vaccine?*
- Erik

*You asked; tried to help**Must be another bit**Not**Bit**Ha ha not*
- Donna Milliken

*Bitch you are drunk*
- Erik

*I feel like I've met dogs who know more about Bill Gates than you shit talking losers. If I was the government I actually would put microchips in you and lock up your nervous system every time you try to google something, because look where that got us. I truly hope the government is tracking you so they can figure out what schools you all went to and fuckin bulldoze them. The hardest critical thinking you have to do on any given day is trying to remember which coworkers still talk to you so you can piss them off with your horseshit conspiracy theories.**It must feel so good to be in a comment section full of like minded folk, but just because you're all in the same Alex Jones book club doesn't mean the entire rest of the internet isn't openly laughing at you and all of the stupid, wrong, pointless shit that you have so irresponsibly let yourself believe to the point you're willing to cut off friends and family to live alone in your little make believe hobbit hole of smug self-righteousness because it's more painful to admit you're wrong than it is to think and act like a normal functioning human being, and all this over whether or not Bill Gates is a secret evil scientist planning world domination. Nice work cum brains, uh oh watch out it's a pack of wild vaccines! 8-----D 8-----D 8-----D 8-----D 8-----D 8-----D 8-----D 8-----D 8-----D 8-----D 8-----D 8-----D 8-----D 8-----D 8-----D 8-----D 8-----D 8-----D 8-----D 8-----D 8-----D 8-----D 8-----D 8-----D 8-----D 8-----D 8-----D 8-----D 8-----D 8-----D 8-----D 8-----D 8-----D 8-----D 8-----D 8-----D 8-----D*
- Erik

## Context

1. ↑ At the time of this lesson Ted Cruz had just gone to vacation in Cancun while Texas was in a state of emergency.

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