Family Guy Episodes: Best to Worst (Per Season)

## Season 1

1. **A Hero Sits Next Door**
2. **Death Has a Shadow**
3. **The Son Also Draws**
4. **Mind Over Murder**
5. **Brian: Portrait of a Dog**
6. **I Never Met the Dead Man**
7. **Chitty Chitty Death Bang**

## Season 2

1. **Fore, Father**
2. **Love Thy Trophy**
3. **Da Boom**
4. **If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'**
5. **He's Too Sexy for His Fat**
6. **A Picture is Worth a 1,000 Bucks**
7. **Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater**
8. **Let's Go to the Hop**
9. **E. Peterbus Unum**
10. **I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar**
11. **Wasted Talent**
12. **The King Is Dead**
13. **Running Mates**
14. **There's Something About Paulie**
15. **Death Is a Bitch**
16. **Holy Crap**
17. **Road to Rhode Island**
18. **Fifteen Minutes of Shame**
19. **The Story on Page One**
20. **Brian in Love**
21. **Dammit Janet!**

## Season 3

1. **To Love and Die in Dixie**
2. **A Fish out of Water**
3. **Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?**
4. **Death Lives**
5. **Ready, Willing, and Disabled**
6. **Mr. Saturday Knight**
7. **Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington**
8. **One if by Clam, Two if by Sea**
9. **And the Wiener is...**
10. **When You Wish Upon a Weinstein**
11. **Stuck Together, Torn Apart**
12. **Emission Impossible**
13. **A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas**
14. **Lethal Weapons**
15. **Road to Europe**
16. **Brian Wallows and Peter's Shallows**
17. **The Thin White Line**
18. **Brian Does Hollywood**
19. **Screwed the Pooch**
20. **The Kiss Seen Around the World**
21. **Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 1**
22. **From Method to Madness**

## Season 4

1. **North by North Quahog**
2. **Patriot Games**
3. **The Courtship of Stewie's Father**
4. **Peter's Got Woods**
5. **8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter**
6. **The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire**
7. **The Perfect Castaway**
8. **Untitled Griffin Family History**
9. **Jungle Love**
10. **Fast Times at Buddy Clanci, Jr. High**
11. **PTV**
12. **Petarded**
13. **Peterotica**
14. **Petergeist**
15. **Blind Ambition**
16. **Breaking Out is Hard to Do**
17. **Model Misbehavior**
18. **The Fat Guy Strangler**
19. **The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz**
20. **Brian Goes Back to College**
21. **Brian Sings and Swings**
22. **You May Now Kiss the...Uh...Guy Who Receives**
23. **Brian the Bachelor**
24. **Deep Throats**
25. **Don't Make Me Over**
26. **I Take Thee Quagmire**
27. **Sibling Rivalry**

## Season 5

1. **Peter's Two Dads**
2. **Barely Legal**
3. **Meet the Quagmires**
4. **No Meals on Wheels**
5. **Airport '07**
6. **Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey**
7. **Mother Tucker**
8. **Hell Comes to Quahog**
9. **Saving Private Brian**
10. **It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One**
11. **Whistle While Your Wife Works**
12. **Stewie Loves Lois**
13. **Road to Rupert**
14. **No Chris Left Behind**
15. **Prick Up Your Ears**
16. **Boys Do Cry**
17. **Chick Cancer**
18. **The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou**

## Season 6

1. **Long John Peter**
2. **Movin' Out (Brian's Song)**
3. **The Former Life of Brian**
4. **Peter's Daughter**
5. **Padre de Familia**
6. **McStroke**
7. **Back to the Woods**
8. **Stewie Kills Lois/Lois Kills Stewie**
9. **Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air**
10. **Play It Again, Brian**

## Season 7

1. **The Juice Is Loose**
2. **I Dream of Jesus**
3. **Family Gay**
4. **The Man with Two Brians**
5. **Not All Dogs Go To Heaven**
6. **420**
7. **Three Kings**
8. **Peter's Progress**
9. **Tales of a Third Grade Nothing**
10. **Love, Blactually**
11. **Ocean's Three and a Half**
12. **FOX-y Lady**
13. **We Love You, Conrad**
14. **Stew-Roids**
15. **Baby Not On Board**
16. **Road to Germany**

## Season 8

1. **Jerome Is the New Black**
2. **Family Goy**
3. **April in Quahog**
4. **Big Man on Hippocampus**
5. **Dog Gone**
6. **Dial Meg for Murder**
7. **Quagmire's Dad**
8. **Road to the Multiverse**
9. **Hannah Banana**
10. **Extra Large Medium**
11. **Quagmire's Baby**
12. **The Splendid Source**
13. **Business Guy**
14. **Partial Terms of Endearment**
15. **Peter-assment**
16. **Brian Griffin's House of Payne**
17. **Brian's Got a Brand New Bag**
18. **Spies Reminiscent of Us**
19. **Go, Stewie, Go!**

## Season 9

1. **Welcome Back, Carter**
2. **Baby, You Knock Me Out**
3. **Road to the North Pole**
4. **Halloween on Spooner Street**
5. **New Kidney in Town**
6. **The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair**
7. **German Guy**
8. **Trading Places**
9. **Friends of Peter G.**
10. **And Then There Were Fewer**
11. **The Big Bang Theory**
12. **Tieges for Two**
13. **Foreign Affairs**
14. **Brothers & Sisters**
15. **And I'm Joyce Kinney**
16. **Brian Writes a Bestseller**
17. **Excellence in Broadcasting**

## Season 10

1. **Cool Hand Peter**
2. **Scream of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q.**
3. **Forget-Me-Not**
4. **Amish Guy**
5. **Killer Queen**
6. **Quagmire and Meg**
7. **Thanksgiving**
8. **Grumpy Old Man**
9. **Lottery Fewer**
10. **Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream**
11. **Burning Down the Baylt**
12. **Tea Peter**
13. **Internal Affairs**
14. **Stewie Goes for a Drive**
15. **You Can't Do That On Television, Peter**
16. **Leggo My Meg-O**
17. **The Blind Side**
18. **Be Careful What You Fish For**
19. **Livin' on a Prayer**
20. **Seahorse Seashell Party**
21. **Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 2**
22. **Back to the Pilot**
23. **Mr. and Mrs. Stewie**

## Season 11

1. **Farmer Guy**
2. **Joe's Revenge**
3. **Turban Cowboy**
4. **Save the Clam**
5. **12 and a Half Angry Men**
6. **Bigfat**
7. **Into Fat Air**
8. **No Country Club for Old Men**
9. **Ratings Guy**
10. **Yug Ylimaf**
11. **Road to Vegas**
12. **The Giggity Wife**
13. **Lois Comes Out of Her Shell**
14. **Total Recall**
15. **Valentine's Day in Quahog**
16. **Call Girl**
17. **Jesus, Mary & Joseph**
18. **The Old Man and the Big 'C'**
19. **Friends Without Benefits**
20. **Chris Cross**
21. **Space Cadet**
22. **Brian's Play**

## Season 12

1. **A Fistful of Meg**
2. **Meg Stinks!**
3. **Mom's the Word**
4. **3 Acts of God**
5. **Brian's a Bad Father**
6. **Grimm Job**
7. **Finders Keepers**
8. **The Most Interesting Man in the World**
9. **Quagmire's Quagmire**
10. **In Harmony's Way**
11. **He's Bla-ack!**
12. **Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee**
13. **Secondhand Spoke**
14. **Christmas Guy**
15. **Baby Got Black**
16. **Vestigial Peter**
17. **Peter Problems**
18. **Life of Brian**
19. **Fresh Heir**
20. **Chap Stewie**
21. **Herpe, the Love Sore**

## Season 13

1. **The Simpsons Guy**
2. **Once Bitten**
3. **Our Idiot Brian**
4. **Quagmire's Mom**
5. **JOLO**
6. **The Book of Joe**
7. **Dr. C & The Women**
8. **Baking Bad**
9. **Take My Wife**
10. **Roasted Guy**
11. **Turkey Guys**
12. **The 2000-Year-Old Virgin**
13. **Fighting Irish**
14. **This Little Piggy**
15. **Encyclopedia Griffin**
16. **Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure**
17. **Stewie Is Enceinte**
18. **Brian the Closer**

## Season 14

1. **Underage Peter**
2. **A Lot Going On Upstairs**
3. **Papa Has A Rollin' Son**
4. **Peternormal Activity**
5. **A Shot in the Dark**
6. **Peter's Sister**
7. **Hot Pocket-Dial**
8. **The New Adventures of Old Tom**
9. **Brokeback Swanson**
10. **Candy Quahog Marshmallow!**
11. **The Peanut Butter Kid**
12. **The Heartbreak Dog**
13. **Take a Letter**
14. **An App a Day**
15. **Run, Chris, Run**
16. **Peter, Chris, & Brian**
17. **Road to India**
18. **Pilling Them Softly**
19. **Guy, Robot**
20. **Scammed Yankees**

**W.I.P.**