Magnus

## Primarch Magnus

*"Nothing wrong."*

*-* **Magnus answer to Ahriman's question about what he´s doing.**

*"Cannot? Not a word you should use in reference to me, Ahzek. I am Magnus the Red! Nothing is beyond my powers!"*

- **Magnus in "*A Thousand Sons*" novel**

## Introduction

**Magnus the Red** is one the **Daemon Primarchs** and **Chosen** of **Tzeentch.** At least he used to be before the Emperor reclaimed his soul and became *loyal* again. Nonetheless, he follows is his own *secret* agenda.

His Character is based on canon lore and ***If the Emperor had a Text to Speach Device** (TTS).*

## Description

The copper skinned Magnus was the tallest of the **Primachs** surpassing even his brother Vulkan. Clad in gold and brass armor his wings are his eyecatching feature in his daemon form and are a target of chicken jokes from Therealemperor. In this form his head is also croned with horns, which his father names as nipples(see ***If the Emperor had a Text to Speach Device** (TTS).* But appearance changes at time to time so no one is sure of his true appearance.

## History

Born in a giant tube on Mom Everest (like all other Primarchs), Magnus was created from the Emperor's own geneseed and destined to be raised as His own son.

This until Tzeentch and the other **Chaos' gods** dunked him straight onto the world of **Prospero**. There he was raised by the ways of some *not-heretical* **psykers,** and later became the **homeworld** of his n*ot-heretical* **Thousand Sons' Space Marine XVth Legion** and a leader of this prosperous planet. His legion learnt the secrets of sorcery and psychic power, with a cost of many unfortunate sorcerers turned into chaos blobs.

### **The Horus Heresy**

When trying to warn his father about the upcoming Horus' betrayal, he *accidentally* broke the **Emperor's** w~~eeb~~ W**ebway Project** and the psychic barrier he created around **Holy Terra**, allowing a horde of daemons to enter the webway, killing thousands of civilians and mechanicus inside it and invading the Imperial Palace.

*Definitely nothing wrong...*

The **Space Wolves**' Primarch **Leman Russ**, deceived by the Primarch **Horus Lupercal**, went to punish him. He and his pack of armored furry-lovers pay Prospero a peaceful touristic visit and burned it down to ashes. At this point, Magnus joined Horus but after the failed attack on Holy Terra, he retreated into the **Eye of Terror,** where things got a little bit *dusty.*

### **Post - Horus Heresy**

He became the most powerful Daemon Prince of Tzeentch.

In 898.M41 the Ultramarines' 2nd company, guided by **Cato Sicarius**, captured him and brought him to Holy Terra in a box.There he got spanked by his father but instead He reclaimed Magnus' soul from Tzeentch.

Thanks for this act of mercy, Magnus joined him again and now, he is pursuing his own plan together with the actual **Captain-General** of the **Adeptus Custodes**, **Kitten**.

After a warp space travel, he traveled back in time, reaching 0121013.M2. Here found between humans a community named **9GAG**, and became part of its community ever since. He fought in first line with his Legion, like during the **Crusade of Faith** in M41.

## Notable Allies

* Thousand Sons
* Ahriman (perhaps)
* Kitten
* Kairos second head
* Sindri Myr
* Tzeentch
* The Emperor
* Eveliath

## Notable Enemies

* Lemon Russ
* Ahriman (perhaps)
* Space Puppies
* *Corgomancers*
* Sisters of Silence

## Skills

As the strongest psyker in existence, second only to the Emperor, Magnus has the ability to destroy entire worlds and systems with his potent sorcery as well as being capable of shape-shifting and boiling people's blood. And not suffering perils of the Warp of course.

Also some weird *warpf\*ckery* with shards, but we don´t talk about that...

## Wargear

* **The Book of Magnus** - Is a powerful tome, T H I C C and chaotic enough to make any **Word Bearer** go waffles. It is filled with nothing but facts and potent spells to destroy time and space itself. And of course, burn dry fur.
* **The Horned Raiment** - magnus's op pls nerf suit of power armor which makes him almost invulnerable to anything physical. Also grants horn tits...
* **The Blade of Ahn-Nunurta** - Is basically a Khopesh after using it for the hot knife challenge.
* **The Crown of the Crimson King** - Looks really shiny.
* **The Eye of Magnus** - Lost! If found please return to Sortiarius.

## Curiosities

He made Discord server for the section and is currently hosting it. Nowadays he may also be found in 9GAG by name *"@primarchmagnus"* but is mostly commenting and rarely posting.