Big Floppa's Grandfather

Floppsy outside Flopgon during the Vietflop War, Circa 1969

"*I never thought I would ever commit a war crime. Fortunately, I did it against Soggastanis, which I won't consider as a sentient being, perhaps.*"
—**Floppsy Flopper Jr.**
**Floppsy Flopper Jr.** was the grandfather of Big Floppa and the husband of Flopushka Flopper. He was drafted into the Floppaeda in 1989 when his son was 29. He was killed by a Soggastani soldier during the UF Attack on Servalibad. He married Flopushka when she fleed Floppaslavia due to the authoritian Prime Minister there.

## Early Life

Floppsy Flopper Jr. was born in Miami on the 8th January 1928 as the only son of Great "Floppsy" Flopper and an unnamed mother. His birth name was Georgie, but his father liked to call him Floppsy instead. His grandfather, Nicholas Caracal, died a few months before he was born. Like his father, Floppsy loved America and would fight for it, and his patriotic behaviour appeared since he was three, when he pledged allegiance to the flag. His father encouraged the behaviour, as he himself had served in the UF army during the Great Floppa War, and would always tell him stories of the friends he made during the war and how it was the greatest time of his life. Just like his father, Floppsy believed that his family came from rural Virginia and was unaware that they were relatives of the Royal Family of Floppaslavia.

Floppsy said that his first memory was seeing the body of his grandfather being transported from Arlington Cemetery in Virginia to Miami in 1933.

Floppsy spent most of his childhood in Miami, while his father, a wealthy businessman, worked up north in New Flop City. His father, the senior Floppsy, visited him once a year. One time, Floppsy went to New Flop City with his father, but they encountered a mafia attack and ran away unharmed.

## Career

### Early Military Career (1946 - 1965)

Not long after the end of the Second World War, Floppsy joined the UF Armed Forces and was reportedly devastated that he didn't get to fight in it. He was stationed in West Flopmany in 1949, specifically in Berlin.

### Vietflop War (1965 - 1972)

While being stationed in Berlin, Floppsy was informed of the UF joining the Vietflop War, which he was promptly shipped of to. He arrived in Flopgon on the 1st June 1965 where he was then moved to the border from. His first engagement with the Vietgong occurred on the 7th June 1965, where he promptly killed 16 Vietcong soldiers. He narrowly avoided being killed by a booby trap, which was a falling board of bamboo spikes covered in poison, by diving under it. Floppsy had his photo taken outside of Flopgon in late 1972, which is shown above.

### Temporary Retirement (1972 - 1989)

After returning to Miami after the war, Floppsy received a state pension and wasn't in action for 17 years after it.

## Death

In 1989, his friend, a CIA agent, offered him a job with a very high payroll. Since he loved his country and would fight for it, Floppsy accepted the position, and he turned into a CIA agent and UF soldier. He went clandestine as he got drafted into the Floppaeda and fought for them. On the 9th December 1989 during the Battle of Servalibad, Floppsy attempted to charge the Soggistani lines with just his bayonet and was shot down by one of the soldiers.

He was given a proper military burial in Miami alongside the rest of his family.

## Personal Life

Floppsy's father was Georgie Caracal Sr, a wealthy businessman who owned Floppa Inc, a family business that brought immense wealth to them.

In 1958, Floppsy met a Floppaslavian immigrant called Flopushka Flopper who he saw a good wife in. Despite her being 70 at the time, Floppsy knew she was rich and would make the family very wealthy so he married her that year. 2 years later in 1960, she gave birth to Alexander Caracal.

Floppsy actually ended up discovering a huge family secret around this time when he was doing volunteer work at a local library. He was sorting books and ended up glancing at a page of a Floppaslavian history textbook, where he saw the face of a man he recognized, his grandfather, Nicholas Caracal. In the book it stated that Nicholas was the Finance Minister of Floppaslavia and the Duke of Flopscow. After some further research, he discovered that his grandfather was the adopted son of a member of the Floppaslavian royal family. Due to this, his son Alexander would later change his surname to Karakal, the family's old surname, but Floppsy would just keep the American version of the name.