Ranger

# ElRangerAtomico

Spawn (s13)

Post Office Alpha (s13 Preliminary)

Mountain Enclave (s12 Act III)

Mountain Based Society (s12 Act II)

Republic of China (s12 Act I)

Med City (s11 Act III)

Ephesus (s11 Act II)

Taiwan (s11 Act I)

### Early Life

Born long ago in the rich lands of mystical Ohio, Ranger lead a fairly simple life of farming for winter wheat. His life, while simple and safe, was mundane for the discontent child, so he soon set off to forge his own path challenging fate after his mother and father died in their sleep during a particularly harsh winter. Living on the dangerous streets of Cleveland, Ranger saw the degenerate and tattered lifestyle of citizens of Ohio. Falling pray to hunger, there weren't many things he wouldn't do for a warm bowl of soup, or a crumb of bread. On his 18th birthday, he purchased a rifle and began a dark path of justice in his own eyes in the city, often picking off drug dealers and degenerates in the low-income areas of Cleveland. It wasn't until he shot an undercover police officer that things got even worse for the homeless vigilante. On the run, he needed to seek out a better life, landing on the forsaken shores of an abandoned Formosa.

### Career

Ranger formed a life in Taiwan, building a modest shack and even helping the locals construct the Ministry of Construction on the island. Hard work, but it was for a purpose. When he washed up on the shores he watched as the starving and sick residents of Formosa brought him gifts, food, shelter, and a welcoming spirit. It changed him. Released from the shackles of material wealth, the locals soon taught him that wealth is useless if there is no one to share it with.

His time on the island was short lived, however. The emissary known as Ivano, a Bosnian member of the new rising Empire of Japan found his way onto Formosa and began his harassment of Ranger. Reputation towards the Empire soiled, he refused to submit the island to famed Chef, and was exiled once again on the run.

Finding himself in need of a home, he was taken in by the government of Ephesus, in Turkey. Given a parcel of land and free reign, Ranger founded the Taiwan Fishing Corporation, the precursor to modern Rangerbrew™ Inc.. The TFC grew larger and larger until the draining of the Mediterranean Sea by local Demigod Abdul, however the merciful god provided a reservoir to keep the fish flowing. After building a reputation with many world leaders, taking the place of the ever-absent governor of Ephesus, Ranger succeeded from Ephesus into the newly terraformed Med City, which became a place for people like him. Med City remained until the gods redrew the map, allowing Ranger, free of worldly possessions, to return to his Formosan home.

Ranger quickly returned to Taiwan and founded the great Republic of China. The Republic of China was a safe haven, much like Med City, where Ranger built and maintained Taipei, the precursor city to Orchard Island.

City life did not sit well with the still young man, and he thusly set off to the great Nepalese mountains in search of hidden bunkers stretched across the Himalayas. He was unsuccessful.

Lost on an expedition, little water, little food, Ranger fell into a sleep and when he awoke, he was no longer on Earth.

On this new land, with many of his old friends and some new, Ranger set off to become a courier, constructing Post Office Alpha. Becoming greedy as he went, he underwent a crisis of belief trying to determine whether the teachings of the Formosan peoples were right. It was decided that material wealth is valuable through experiences obtaining it, but it is not to be horded. Ranger's new philosophy allowed him to share his wealth among the people of The Empire freely, citing that he gains more from giving than he does from hording.

When Ranger returned to the Earth, once again slated by the Gods, the technological prowess of the Empire allowed him to build something new. Something great. The Dome, at the site Sahara Station One became the center of what was known as the S.H.I.T. (Saharan Honorary Institute of Technology.) Ranger became the most prestigious professor on the Earth, leading the secretive but powerful U.A.C. into space by providing invaluable research on interplanetary colonization technologies, including the famed "Dome."

### *Rangerbrew™ Inc.*

Rangerbrew™ Inc. has made appearances in every season since Ranger's arrival in s11. The first flavour was eggnog but due to the FDA finding traces of radioactive particles in the drink it was quickly shut down in favour of the Ephesian Orange flavour, being the most common and popular today.

### *Spawn Menace*

It is not widely known but Ranger is The Spawn Menace. Spawn Menace is a character created to scare the children living around spawn to behave and be respectful to the Emperor, or a man wearing glowing golden armour will appear in their windows and murder them with a spoon.

Ranger has not killed anyone in spawn to date.

### Battle of Sahara Station One

Ranger won a decisive battle during the first Franco-African war, killing French leader Nathan Laiko 35 meters atop the construction site for the Dome. Using patent-pending technology, namely the S.H.I.T.G.U.N., Ranger bested the aggressor, barely escaping alive.

### Death

It is unknown if Ranger is alive or dead, as he regularly scoots the line between mortal and immortal. It is said that the radiation he was exposed to in Cleveland has rendered him infertile, immortal, and horribly mutated under his skin. Rarely does anyone see Ranger without his Space Ranger suit on, making it hard to tell just how dead he really is. His face however is completely fine, making it all speculation on whether he was affected by the radiation at all.

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