Swift the Fox

**Swift the Fox** is a character first introduced in the "a pack of tiny foxes" videos. Alongside a shiny fox, she would also later be incorporated into the lore.

Swift is a friend of the tiny fox and the shiny fox, She is also a ~~master thief~~ adorable innovator in every field imaginable, and the creator of all good media (you can have the bad media, she doesn't want it). You can borrow anything she's made, though. And finally, she has invented the super-important genre of "Frank."

## Biographical information

### Date of birth

With some of the things she's claimed to have written/directed/created "just now," who really knows

## Appearance

Swift is a red fox with orange and black fur, and a white muzzle/tail tip. Unlike the tiny fox or the shiny fox, she is a little bit bigger, and her body is a little longer as well. She also has small, beady eyes. Her snout is also orange, unlike the other foxes in this canon.

## History(?)

The origins of Swift changes, depending on where she is. Every house is her house, and there's never a clear indication as to any birth history. She is ~~responsible for countless thefts, but too adorable to prosecute so it's okay~~ the inventor and owner of so many objects, books, movies, plays, songs, bands, video games, and concepts, that it is impossible to count them all. These include:

* The song "Raining Blood" by Slayer
* The genre "Frank," which sounds suspiciously like "Raining Blood" by Slayer
* Negative Øhio's song catalogue
* Every legendary film ever made (except for Citizen Kane, you can have that one)
* The concept of art
* The concept of dada
* Electricity
* Fire (unless it burns something, then you can have it)
* The Illiad
* The Odyssey
* Pretty much any classical literature that hasn't aged too horribly. She wants nothing to do with the horribly-aged stuff though, it's "not [her] book!"
* Whatever drinks you're drinking right now.
* $50
* The concept of spacetime
* The title of "Princess of the Universe" (much to the shiny fox's dismay)
* The concept of science (much to the shiny fox's dismay)
* Yarn (much to the tiny fox's dismay)
* Your glasses
* My glasses
* Everyone's glasses
* Yes
* No
* The state of Idaho
* ~~Your~~ Her house
* Arguments between the tiny fox and the shiny fox
* The English language
* The Norwegian language
* Nynorsk

## Methods of ~~Thievery~~ Claiming Her Stuff

If she sees ~~something she wants to take credit for~~ something of hers, she'll tell you "That's my [insert thing here]!" She'll also say "I made it with my own two paws," and at that point it'll be hard to deny it, because she's just so damn adorable. So you'll likely give it to her, but because she's nice, she'll allow you to "borrow" it. This pretty much means it's still your thing, she'll just claim ownership over it.

## Obsession With $50 Bills

Swift has a longing for $50 bills, or any combination of coins or dollar bills that equate *exactly* to $50. She will not accept your offer of anything more or less. If you try to give her $49.99 or even $50.01, she'll know. Of course, once she's given her daily compensation, she'll eat it immediately. This way, she can get $50 the next day.

## Obsession With Glasses

She also has a longing to wear glasses. But it is important that you don't let her do so, because otherwise she'll talk dryly for hours about how you should "invest in stocks" or something like that. The reasons for this are unknown, and any tests performed by the shiny fox come up inconclusive (of course these tests end up being about whether the glasses are a gem or not, but still).

## Relationship With Other Foxes

Swift is a very close friend to both the tiny fox and the shiny fox. Whenever they get into an argument, she'll swoop in and say "It's my argument!", leaving the other two so baffled and confused that they just stop. She also performs drums for them while they sing, with most drumlines sounding suspiciously like the intro to "Raining Blood" by Slayer. She claims this is her genre of music, Frank, and each song is entirely original and written by her solely.

## Trivia

* Much like the other two small foxes, Swift the Fox is based on a plushie, though this one is a different type that was bought in a museum gift shop in Oslo.
* Also like the other two small foxes, the backstory and lore are based on in-jokes between the members of Negative Øhio.
* She may or may not have stolen her name from Taylor Swift.