Happy Rabbit

## BEGIN PROFILE:

*SUBJECT: HAPPY RABBIT is a confirmed deity-class entity resembling a cartoon rabbit. Subject's point of origin has been confirmed as October 1st, 1992, through a Class [REDACTED] "tunnel," within a classified site originating in a rural area of the state of California.*

*Subject has been shown on multiple occasions to exhibit abilities of matter materialization/de-materialization; spacial displacement; physiological alteration, and multiple secondary abilities that have been exhibited on singular occasions; and thusly disallowed from concrete categorization by GUFF policy.*

*These abilities have been shown as inconsistent in broader operation.Subject's only given information regarding these is "Eh, I can only do it when it's funny."*

*Subject has been confirmed biologically immortal to all reported attempts at injury or destruction, any distortions to physical form healing in a matter of minutes. Subject's physiology is unconfirmed; with properties observed as similar to fur, paint and rubber upon multiple occasions.*

*In testing, subject has been confirmed as immune to turpentine; acetone and benzene, unlike other known similar subjects such as [REDACTED]. Subject displayed a profound distaste for the substance, and further for the attempts on his "life," enacting a series of events ending with the administering agent's stomach needing to be pumped due to large quantities of sodium hypochlorite-solution found therein.*

*Subject's abilities of psychological manipulation have been confirmed as non-anomalous or cognitohazardous, simply an extreme expertise at sociological manipulation, inter-entity interaction; concealment of identification, and comedic timing. Subject is willing to communicate congenially with GUFF employees; though quality of information given has been mixed but overall of significant use.*

*All individuals recorded in hostile interactions with subject were living at the cessation of said interactions, however they had sustained significant injuries; both psychological and physical, and multiple occurrences of financial or career-related damage have been reported as well.  A LONG AS YOU DO NOT ACTIVELY ATTEMPT TO HARM SUBJECT, HE WILL NOT HARM YOU! USE DISCRETION IN INTERACTIONS WITH SUBJECT!*

*While subject has shown a preference for rural areas, their manifestations have occurred in multiple; widely-disparate biomes and locations. WE ARE CURRENTLY INCAPABLE OF DETAINING OR RESTRAINING SUBJECT, USE CAUTION IN DEALING WITH THEM.*

*Subject's environment has extreme physiological regenerative properties within Subject's perceptive radius. Results regarding GUFF attempts to negotiate with subject relating to existential threats such as BIG RED have been mixed.*

*Subject's voice is a direct match to the individual known as Melvin Jerome Blanc, in particular his specific character "Bugs Bunny."*

*When asked about the multiple similarities to this character, subject replied:*

*"Ya know doc, just between you and me, there's one biiiiiiig difference between me n him, and that's... That he's real, and I'm not!"*

*Subject then refused to elaborate on this statement.*

## Author Commentary

While "What if Bugs Bunny real" is perhaps a bit of a standard concept for these sorts of things, and I worry their profile may be too standard and their pic may have... flaws, I kinda had to do it because it's such a fitting concept.

The thing is, they're not really much more malevolent/aggressive than the actual Bugs Bunny, hence the addition that he doesn't actually *kill* anyone. It's just that, an IRL being like Bugs would be terrifying; even with the exact same demeanor. Tho, that in and of itself may be a bit cliche.

Tho, I feel I must also mention, the date of their origin is significant, in that (Similar to that final quote) it was picked to be fitting in a way that just raises further questions if you know what it means.

Also fun fact: The subject's name is actually based on an *extremely* early name for Bugs Bunny himself. Take from that what you will...

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