Guy Smiley's Mexican School

**"Guy Smiley's Mexican School"** is the 1st episode of Season 1 and the 1st episode of The Adventures of ABR2006. In this episode, ABR2006 and his friends go to Guy Smiley's Mexican School and they learn something in Spanish.

## Plot

ABR2006 wakes up when the alarm clock rings and then he goes to hang out with his friends who are ready for Guy Smiley's Mexican School. Later, Guy Smiley offers Spanish books to everyone, and the, Jay asks Guy Smiley what the first lesson is. Guy Smiley writes "Lesson number one" in Spanish and then he finds out that ABR2006, KrisAnimate and Book are playing UNO together. Guy Smiley tells the three of them not to. Alex reclaims about the alphabet stuff and says his wish called: ***"I wish the alphabet was gone FOREVER!!!"***. And then Guy Smiley tells Alex the solutions about the alphabet being gone. Book asks Guy Smiley this lesson has a song. LewisTheThing23 thinks that this video doesn't make sense. KrisAnimate hates it that the audio is made for kids and then, he goes angry and insane. Brendan Barney asks Guy Smiley to calm down KrisAnimate with the help of Calm Down TV. Meanwhile, Calm Down TV tells KrisAnimate to take five deep breaths to calm down. And then, the talking clock says **"Time for lunch"** twice. Everyone goes to Guy Smiley's Mexican School Canteen. ABR2006 ordered four hamburgers and four boxes of french fries. The canteen woman tells him to read the paper about eating healthy. Yonatan Ashad ordered four bowls of salad, using the word "please". ABR2006 thinks that "please" is not a magic word, so he acts like a magician for a few seconds. Guy Smiley writes "Lesson number two" in Spanish and then he tells everyone to go to the computer room and meet the characters from Dora the Explorer (a baby show that everyone hates).

   The characters they met on the computer are:

* Dora
* Señor Túcan
* Tico
* Backpack
* Map
* Fiesta Trio
* Isa
* Benny
* Boots

Everyone except Yonatan Ashad hates it. Guy Smiley tells them that **70%** of people like the show and **30%** hate the show. ABR2006 tells his friends that they have any prizes. Book has the Trophy of the Alphabet and Yonatan Ashad has a Dora plush toy. Alex and KrisAnimate become very angry when they see these two prizes.

## Transcript

[alarm clock rings]

**ABR2006**: [gasps] [starts singing the tune of Brodyquest] Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. [spoken] Hello, Yonatan Ashad! Hello, Kris the GoAnimator! Hello, Finn! Hello, Brendan Barney!

**Yonatan Ashad**: Hello, ABR2006! We're so excited for Guy Smiley's Mexican School!

*Later...*

**Guy Smiley**: Welcome to my Mexican school where you can learn Spanish!

[everyone claps]

**Jay**: Guy smiley, what's the firs lesson?

**Guy Smiley**: Ooh, that's a great question, Jay! [writing on chalkboard] *Lección número uno*.

**ABR2006**: [laughs]

**Guy Smiley**: What are you guys doing!?

**ABR2006**: We're playing UNO, Guy Smiley. [hums]

**Guy Smiley**: There's no need to play UNO in class!

**ABR2006**: Uh, okay.

**Guy Smiley**: [writing on chalkboard] *Sumário: El Alfabeto*.

**Alex**: Oh no! Not this alphabet stuff! I wish the alphabet was gone, FOREVER!!!

**Guy Smiley**: But Alex, if the alphabet was gone, our minds would be small, there would be no books, no paper, no TV, etc and the world would be sad.

**Alex**: Okay, I get it!

**Guy Smiley**: Good!

**Book**: Does this lesson have a song?

**Guy Smiley**: Of course it does, Book!

**Some Spanish ABC Song video**: [singing] *A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, Ñ, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z. El abecedário ya aprendí. Ahora canta junto a mi.*

**LewisTheThing23**: This video doesn't make sense.

**Guy Smiley**: Of course it does, Lewis!

**KrisAnimate**: Is the audio made for kids?

**Guy Smiley**: Yes, Kris!

[KrisAnimate strats to go insane]

**Brendan Barney**: Maybe you should calm him down.

**Guy Smiley**: Oh yes, Brendan Barney!

**KrisAnimate**: Uh oh.

[some random thin arm appears to send KrisAnimate to the calm down room while the song "You Need to Calm Down" by Taylor Swift plays]

**Finn**: Guy Smiley, what have you done!?

*Meanwhile...*

**Calm Down TV**: So, what brings you here?

**KrisAnimate**: I heard a nursery user.

**Calm Down TV**: Well, it's okay.

**KrisAnimate**: No, is not!

**Calm Down TV**: Maybe, you should calm down.

**KrisAnimate**: How!?

**Calm Down TV**: [showing a man KrisAnimate taking deep breaths] By taking a deep breath.

**KrisAnimate**: How many!?

**Calm Down TV**: Five, it's the number of fingers of each hand. One, two, three, four, five.

**KrisAnimate**: Okay, okay, fine!

**Talking clock**: Time for lunch, time for lunch!

**Canteen Woman**: Welcome to Guy Smiley's Mexican School Canteen! You can speak English if you want to!

**ABR2006**: I'd like four hamburgers and four boxes of french fries.

**Canteen Woman**: ABR2006, [points at the paper about eating healthy] can't you read this?

**ABR2006**: Hmm, "Eat healthy! Don't eat unhealthy!"

**Yonatan Ashad**: We'd like four bowls of salad please.

**ABR2006**: What's a "please"?

**Canteen Woman**: It's a magic word.

**ABR2006**: It's not a magic word. This is a magic word! [starts acting like a magician] Abracadabra!

**Canteen Woman**: NO, not that kind of magic word! THIS kind of magic word! I mean, we use magic words like "Sorry", "Please", "Excuse me", "Thank you" and "May I?".

**ABR2006**: Alright, I get it.

*1:20 pm...*

**Guy Smiley**: [writing on chalkboard] *Lección número dos. Sumário: Los personajes.* Let's meet some characters! Let's go to the computer room! Alright, we're gonna meet the characters from *Dora the Explorer*!

**Yonatan Ashad**: I love this show!

**Finn**: I hate this show!

**Guy Smiley**: So, are you ready?

**Dora**: Hi, I'm Dora the Explorer! Wanna meet my friends? Great! To learn about my friends, click on their pictures.

**Alex**: What pictures? Mine from DeviantArt?

**Dora**: *Señor Tucán. ¿Como estás, señor?*

**Señor Tucán**: *¡Hola!*

**LewisTheThing23**: I heard three cringy things: a senior toucan, a Goomba star and a hula dance.

**Dora**: It's Tico the squirrel*. ¡Hola, Tico!*

**Tico**: *¡Hola, Dora!*

**Brendan Barney**: Why is he four years old like Caillou?

**Dora**: This is Backpack.

**Backpack**: [singing her song]

**ABR2006**: I hate your song!

**Dora**: This is the Map.

**The Map:** [singing his song]

**ABR2006**: And your song!

**Dora**: Hey, it's the *Fiesta Trio*!

[the *Fiesta Trio* playing music]

**KrisAnimate**: Their music sucks!

**Dora**: It's Isa the Iguana!

**Isa**: Hi, Dora!

**Finn**: She's just a Yoshi rip-off!

**Dora**: That's Benny the Bull!

**Benny**: Hi, Dora!

[Jay screaming]

**Dora**: This is my best friend, Boots the Monkey.

**Boots**: Hi, Dora! I love my red boots! Wanna see a trick? [juggles some bananas] That was fun!

**Book**: No, it wasn't!

**Guy Smiley**: So, do you like the characters?

**Everyone**: NO!!!

**Yonatan Ashad**: Yes!

**Guy Smiley**: C'mon, guys! 70% of people love *Dora the Explorer*! 30% of people hate *Dora the Explorer*!

**ABR2006**: So, do you have any prizes?

**Book**: Guy Smiley gave me this Trophy of the Alphabet!

**Yonatan Ashad**: And Guy Smiley gave me this Dora the Explorer plushy!

[Alex and KrisAnimate starting being angry]

## Trivia

* KrisAnimate was called "Kris the Goanimator".
* LewisTheThing23 was called "LewisMono2007".

## References

1. The Angry Birds App image and the Angry Birds logo in ABR2006's bedroom.
2. Brodyquest by Lemon Demon.
3. SpongeBob Time Cards.
4. Cómo Te Voy A Olvidar by Los Ángeles Azules.
5. The body of Book from BFB.
6. The UNO cards.
7. Ginyu Transformation Theme by Faulconer and Bruce.
8. The body of Paper from Inanimate Insanity.
9. The body of TV from BFB.
10. The Spanish Alphabetons.
11. You Need To Calm Down by Taylor Swift.
12. Silver Blue Light by Kevin MacLeod.
13. The body of Bow from Inanimate Insanity.
14. The body of Clock from BFB.
15. Nintendo DSi Shop Theme by Nintendo.
16. The body of Fries from BFB.
17. DHMIS 4 Instrumental by Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.
18. Dora the Explorer.
19. Alexsacco38's DeviantArt pictures.
20. Goomba and Yoshi from Super Mario.
21. Caillou.
22. The failure music from The Price is Right.

NO CREDIT TO DORA THE EXPLORER AND CAILLOU!!!!!