Station Schedule/Upcoming Events

## Upcoming Events

### MAY THE FOURTH - SWs & CULTS - MAY 4 2024

> TODAYS WORLD WIDE WEATHER ANNOUNCEMENT : Today, towns all around the world will be in for a special treat. This holiday season marks the grand opening of May the Fourth Be With You – a carnival like no other. Set to appear in the town of Melford, Texas, for only one day, May 4th, this traveling carnival is out to delight all ages and let everyone have a once-in-a-lifetime life experience. Taking full advantage of its location near both Star Wars memorabilia hotspots such as Alamo City and McKinney’s Toy Store along with plenty of revelry locations among classic car shops and dance halls scattered throughout town, this event promises to bring enough fun to keep you satisfied from sunup until long after sundown. As soon as the gates open at noon on May 4th, visitors can hop aboard some of the most exciting rides around like The Mandalorian Mech Gladiator Ride or Laser Tag on Endor’s Forest Moon! Then explore over 20 internationally inspired artisan food vendors including gelato artisans and even robot mixologists that will take any request quite literally. 20 music stages are also set up streetside featuring DJs spinning tunes from Sci-fi flicks along with independent rock bands providing live renditions of their EP releases. Following live performance presentations by professional dancers show strong lightsaber skills (representing both sides of The Force), visitors can hoverboard across skate parks inside interactive gaming hubs such as “Jyn Erso’s Sanctuary” or enjoy demonstrations by stunt drivers in souped up muscle cars pretending to battle Imperial Troopers with paper airplanes made into X-wings! From searching for Wookies across planet Tatooine in a dramatic scavenger hunt building fires using **R2D2's vape senses** (drones not allowed) or **getting cut loose at an EDM concert featuring galactic projection mapping designs above kaleidoscopic laser shows**, there is something available for even those who think they don't quite need another adventure yet again today! The celebrations do not stop when the night arrives either! Let out your inner intergalactic explorer by joining what is sure to be an **epic fireworks display that culminates totally zen force alignment viewings enveloped inside meditative soundscapes while real time messages from holy wisdom cult leaders beam subtly throughout your soulful self journey towards persisting emotional enlightenment** (also equipped with discounted camping sites). **Don’t forget about last minute portraits taken with animatronic characters sporting kyber crystal body paint and artistically printed tour shirts provided for free just because . . .you know because you deserve it?** If you are looking to indeed unwrap your true power within then look no further than May The Fourth Be With You Carnivals: A Force Of Nature Unleashed On Unsuspecting Holiday Celebrators Here In Melford, Texas!
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### OAKDALE BASEMENT BATTLE - JUNE 15 2024

> TODAYS WORLD WIDE WEATHER ANNOUNCEMENT Attention residents of Oakdale! Get ready for a day filled with laughter, excitement, and a touch of mischief as we announce the highly anticipated event, the Oakdale Basement Battle! Taking place on June 15th at the picturesque Fairview Park, this event promises to be an uproarious celebration of community spirit. Inspired by the viral tale of WWW Anchorman David Stratford's devotion to his mother's basement, locals have come together to create an unforgettable spectacle. Picture teams of participants navigating through an elaborate obstacle course designed to resemble a basement labyrinth. From dodging stacks of old newspapers to maneuvering around towering piles of laundry, teamwork and agility will be crucial in securing victory. But that's not all - spectators can enjoy delicious food from local vendors while cheering on their favorite teams. To fully immerse yourself in this memorable experience, consider wearing comfortable attire and bringing a blanket or chair for optimum viewing. Whether you're competing or spectating, don't forget your sense of humor - after all, nothing brings a community closer than sharing in good-natured fun! So mark your calendars now and make sure not to miss out on Oakdale's Basement Battle where we celebrate perseverance, unity...and perhaps encourage David Stratford to finally come up from his mom's basement!
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