Tit's Fanfics

Tit's Fanfics was a Cream of The Crop show which ran from April 21 to May 26, 2021 by Titan (Ping me)#3475.

## About

Tit's Fanfics showcased short Alushimi fanfics called "installments" by Titan. These installments were released at random and didn't have a set schedule.

The installments were rated PG13.

## Installments

### April 2021

#### Hein 1:1

The first installment written by Titan, Hein 1:1, was released April 22, 2021. It was the shortest installment put up on the show.

> **First instalment**
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> *Hein 1:1*
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> [NSFW]
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> *real first part coming later dw lol*
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#### Ibrahimov 3:4

The actual first installment, Ibrahimov 3:4, was released April 23, 2021.

> **First instalment**
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> *Ibrahimov 3:4*
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> And they met on the beach, looked upon each other and tried to share a smile. Lazer tipped his hat and smirked. The peace discussions today had gone well. The Valentine peace of Pizzabellum. Yintel slowly walked forward in his purple dress. His mouth covered in pizza stains. They gently approached. It seemed as if a staring contest had commenced. They both waited for the other one to make the first move. Lazer stroked his hair backwards and his smile vanished.
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> “You disgust me” he said. Yintel wasn’t sure if he was serious or just messing with him. He opened his mouth to speak but couldn’t find words. Lazer started to turn around to leave.
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> “Wait” Yintel exclaimed. “You can’t just leave me. Not after this” his eyes were filled with sorrow.
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> “LMAO K” lazer said with something that sounded like a Pakistani accent with some Norwegian sprinkled in.
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> “:Kek:“
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> “:Kek:“
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> “Seriously though, I have to go, we can’t meet like this anymore” lazer said looking down at his feet. “You don’t understand” Yintel said slowly. “I- I’m pregnant” Lazer stared at Yintel. Yintel stared back. They embraced and had their moment, vowing not to let anyone know. This was sadly leaked by Lazer with a “🖕” 2 days later.
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#### Con 1:2

The second installment, Con 1:2, was released April 30, 2021.

> **Second instalment**
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> *con 1:2*
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> Panda stood upon a hill, and in her hands she held an urn covered by a red cloth. Within the urn was the ashes of her deceased lover Alino Discord and her best friend, Stephen Peace, author of the book *"101 WAYS TO KILL SOMEONE AND GET AWAY WITH IT"*. She poured the ashes into a large barrel, which contained all the other friends she had ever had. The barrel was but empty before she poured in the ashes.
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> At that moment, Yintel happened to walk by and spot her pouring the ashes. He asked her what she was doing. She looked him in the eyes and said.
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> "Ur mom"
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> Yintel, being so heartbroken by this, peed his pants and ran away crying. Turns out he was jealous that his mom was cheating on him with Panda. Panda threw away the urn, laughing to herself but crying gently on the inside, for she was actually a wuss.
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### May 2021

#### Circe 1:1

The second and a half installment, Circe 1:1, was released May 5, 2021.

> second and a half instalment
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> *Circe 1:1*
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> oh my! art thou sad that thy aren't no longer able to see the man noodling around with his noodle in the noodle filled room while yo and baby mango are noodling with each other's noodle making them more noodly until the noodle is noodly enough to noodle out of the noodle?
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#### Mango 2:7

The second and two thirds installment, Mango 2:7, was released May 9, 2021.

> second and two thirds instalment
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> *mango 2:7*
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> Idk Yo-Semite probably made out with a tree-branch or sum
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#### Titan 3:1

The third installment, Titan 3:1, was released May 17, 2021. It was the longest installment put up on the show.

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> *Titan 3:1*
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> Wybah walked slowly through the hallways of the dark and seemingly empty building. The floor made cracking sounds and the moonlight illuminated the way he was walking. He was about to exit the building when he heard something behind him and spun around. There was a dark figure standing there watching him. Wybah was unsure of his next move, he stared back at the figure. The clicking of a light switch was heard. The lamps lit up and made it clear who wybah was looking at.
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> “Where are you going?” Bonit said
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> "Nowhere :uwuface:" wybah responded
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> "Sus :hmmmmmmm:"
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> "Ur sus"
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> "Fy"
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> "Fy 2"
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> "Seriously though where are you going"
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> Bonit stared angrily at Wybah. Wybah stared back but his face was more terrified than angry. So he remained silent.
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> "You're not going to Lazer are you?" Bonit said
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> "Yeah I am, you're getting boring :serious:"
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> Bonit responded to that by bashing in Wybahs skull with a hammer leaving him rather handicapped for the rest 33 seconds of his sad lonely life. Bonit later realised how lonely he now was and tried to hang himself, sadly he was too weak to tie a knot so he died of being even more of a a wimp than he already was instead. After Lazer realised what happened he committed suicide. He wanted it to look like he died cuz of love but it really ended up looking like a drug addicted homeless man had died of an overdose. Which honestly wasn't far from the truth. *SumLewd.jpg could not be found but i wanted to write something so yintel doesn't cancel dis shit ig*
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#### Punda 1:6

The third and a half installment, Punda 1:6, was released May 17, 2021. It was the last installment ever put up on the show.

> Third and a half instalment
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> *punda 1:6*
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> Yintel opened the door to Yo-semites room dressed in a thicc santa costume. Yo-semite blushed and looked at his tiny feet. They embraced. And let's just say the santa costume wasn't as red the next day as it was the day before :CH\_UwU:
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> idk someone must've painted the costume more white 👀
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