Nightingale

**Nightingale** is an exclusive girl that can be obtained from the Spooky Halloween Event.

## Dialogue List

### First Meeting

1. (Doctor Wood welcomes you to his lab, looking haggard. "She dat birb? It'sh vishious! Do shomeshing about it!")
2. (From the table, a harpy looks down on you with overflowing malice. This is what Doctor Wood wants you to do something about!?)
3. (Important-looking things in Doctor Wood's lab - CRUSHED!)
4. (Making a gesture with your hands you try to tell her to "Shoo"! She makes direct eye contact and starts kicking stuff and flapping around!)

### Adversary

* (She flicks her wings and razor sharp feathers fly towards you! They pin you to the wall! Impressive, but also terrifying!)

#### Sorry

* (She stretches up, trying to seem as tall as possible. Wings held out wide, she flaps at you as you approach.)
* (Chairs were NOT made for tails, especially not feathered ones. She's indignant about it, but will have to sit backwards like a badass until you get her a stool.)
* (Her head starts to weave side to side. You assume it's a sign aggression and take a step back. Looks like you were right! She stops.)
* (She squawks. And again. And louder. And longer! And shriller! And quicker! There's no end in sight!)

#### Poke

* (Fowl play! Tickling her from behind means she can't defend herself!)

#### Gift

* (When you place the gift down in front of her, she knocks it over with her foot and hops away.)

#### Upgrade to Nuisance

* (When you approach her she starts screaming!)
* (Nothing you can do will make her stop. Is this your life now?)

### Nuisance

* (Nightingale's expression reads "Up to No Good". You'd better pay close attention to her.)

#### Sorry

* (You threaten to throw a green pig plushie at her if she doesn't stop being so angry. But that's not how this game works and she knows you know that.)
* (Better keep the TV off from now on. After watching an exposé on Mothman, Nightingale is convinced she can be a far more terrifying and sucessful cryptid.)
* (Since olden times it's been thought that angels had feathered bird wings and demons had leathery bat wings. If people thought bats were the more malicious species, they clearly never met a harpy!)
* (Those awesome but impractical wings shouldn't allow her to fly and yet she gets around with ease. Take that, physics!)

#### Poke

* (You overhear her making a little coo sound. She looks embarrassed and fluffs up her feathers.)

#### Upgrade to Frenemy

* (It's an age-old tactic, but it's worth a shot. Every time you look at her you call her "Pretty Bird".)
* (She seems confused the first few times, but soon realizes you're addressing her and gets used to the nickname. Nice job!)

### Frenemy

* (The amount of crackers she eats is truly amazing. You read somewhere that too many carbs are bad for birds, but in the interest of keeping your fingers attached, you don't try to stop her.)

#### Sorry

* (Catching you looking at her in the sunshine, she spreads her wings so you can better admire her plumage.)
* (It's a good idea to be on your best behavior and watch what you say around her. If you offend her, she'll fly out of reach and shout at you.)
* (You bought a lot of fruit in an attempt to win more favor with your danger bird. It's going well until the kiwis... Apparently kiwis are friends, not food! It's not worth it to argue.)
* (She's not being given the attention she needs so she causes problems on purpose. That Short-Tailed Pygmy Tyrant!)
* (Shiny things catch her attention. Tin foil, nails, glass, rocks, a knife? Oh no! Drop that you... entitled goose!)

#### Gift

* (She taps it with her foot. It makes a sound! Trilling, she taps it repeatedly. Best gifts are noisiest gifts!)

#### Upgrade to Acquaintance

* (Tilting her head to one side then the other she watches you approach her with caution.)
* (She allows you to reach out and touch her feathers. Calling her 'Pretty Bird' seems to have helped.)

### Acquaintance

* (Sing to the sky. Sing to the flowers. Sing to the food. Sing to some garbage. SHRIEK AT YOU! Her priorities are clearly in check.)

#### Talk

* (She wiggles down across from you, chirping and looking at you like you are her whole world. When you realize there's a bag of sunflower seeds behind you it suddenly makes way more sense.)
* (As a joke, you edit a picture of yourself ducking out of the way of five CGI copies of her. You think it's a cult-classic work of art. She seems to be a little threatened by it.)

#### Upgrade to Friendzoned

* (Reaching out with her foot she places it on you. Tap. Touch. GRAB!)
* (You dare not move. One, this is an honor. Two, she could probably rip your arm right off.)

### Friendzoned

* (Because of rising postal costs you give her a parcel to deliver to a friend of yours. She takes it gingerly in her talons. Here comes the cutest mail carrier! Better watch out!)

#### Talk

* (She finds a skateboard in the yard. She dons her shutter sunglasses and gets on! She does a sick kickflip! That was a great skate, for a bird!)
* (She isn't paying attention to you. Now's your chance for some payback! You flick an acorn at her and it bounces off her head! She wakes up with a start! The sky is falling!)
* (You call her Stinky, you call her Lemon, you call her Chicken, you call her Baby. Even when you call her all these things that are not her name, she perks up just because you call her.)
* (A magpie visits Nightingale in the backyard. It tries to recite The Tell-Tale Heart to her from memory. It's a strange but interesting friendship.)
* (Maybe she likes chocolate puffed wheat squares? You give her one and she starts zooming around! She's really going coo-coo for those puffed squares!)
* (There are suddenly a lot of marbles on your table. Nightingale won't say where she found them, but insists that they're all for you. Oooh shiny!)

#### Gift

* (You ask her if she knows what to do with this. She puffs out her chest! And... puts it on her head.)

#### Upgrade to Awkward Besties

* (That one annoying song gets stuck in your head again and you find yourself whistling it.)
* (Proving to be a fast learner, Nightingale whistles it with you! You like the song a lot better now, which is good because you no longer have a choice but to hear it all the time!)

### Awkward Besties

* (When you walk by, she whistles a cat-call at you! Do all birds just come with that pre-installed!? Maybe you should be offended, but it's also kind of flattering...)

#### Flirt

* (One of her feathers sheds. You pick it up and put it on her head. She is fancy and delighted!)
* (Standing on one leg with your head in your armpit IS NOT a stable way to sleep. This is confirmed when Nightingale loses balance and falls. Hawkward.)
* (You tell her she's looking delicious. There's a moment of silence and she hands you an egg. Useful birds don't get eaten.)
* (It's a board game night! 'Sneks and Ladders' SEEMED like a good choice but Nightingale insists on attacking all the cartoon sneks! Difficulty mode: insanity.)

#### Upgrade to Crush

* (When she can't see you she flies around the house and squawks! Like a fire alarm. Squawk! Squawk! Squawk!)
* (Running out of things to try to make her stop, you squawk back! This seems to please her and she chirps happily. Was... was that all it took!?)

### Crush

* (Nightingale uses her magic wind powers to ruffle your hair. Beware, the mighty harpy.)

#### Flirt

* (Fappy Bird was installed on your computer. An hour logged. Apparently the game wasn't what she thought it would be, and she looks a little sheepish.)
* (So many of your jokes make her laugh uncontrollably! It's sweet that you can quack her up like that.)
* (She wants to go birdwatching! Any time you go together, you are guaranteed to see at least two great tits.)
* (Meep meep! Better move fast, sounds like she wants you to catch her!)
* (She stops for a moment and pretends to be a robot. You might regret telling her about the satirical conspiracy theory that birds aren't real.)
* (She has seen people wearing feather boas and understands this is the height of fashion. Not wanting you to feel underdressed, she drapes her wings over you when you're out together.)

#### Poke

* (The warble that she makes is seductive and sweet. She coos and encourages you to continue.)

#### Gift

* (She celebrates! She was not an early bird today so she didn't think she'd get the worm!)

#### Upgrade to Sweetheart

* (Karaoke is her favorite activity! You make sure that music is playing from sun up to sun down.)
* (She not only sings to the beat of the drum, but does a little dance to match! It's really cute when she shakes her tail feathers!)

### Sweetheart

* (Her face is covered in crumbs and muck. You notice too late and she wipes her face on you, chirps happily and flies away! Gross! But somehow also endearing?)

#### Flirt

* (It's hard to believe that a creature supposed to be so strong and graceful is afraid of the vacuum cleaner. Yellow-bellied tweety bird.)
* (Birds are the last of the dinosaurs. Small velociraptors with wings. You can see the similarities as she rips apart her jingle toys with her talons.)
* (You run your fingers along her wings. They're so light, so beautiful, so well-designed. She doesn't even look up. She trusts you to treat her gently when she's vulnerable like this.)

#### Upgrade to Girlfriend

* (Throwing her head back she makes a sound like she's gagging. Looks like she's trying to feed you!)
* (Quickly you put up your hands and loudly thank her before getting out of there. Interspecies displays of love can be difficult to navigate.)

### Girlfriend

* (The learning curve of living with Nightingale may have been steep, but you are rewarded with her constant nuzzles into your neck. Aww!)

#### Seduce

* (Through long eyelashes she chirps at you. She hopes it's clear she's trying to talk birdie to you.)
* (She leans in to your touch as you cup her cheek. Her eyes flutter shut. She's so comfortable with you. She coos gently.)

#### Gift

* (She parades around with it. Anything that comes near it or tries to touch it gets hissed at! Including walls, plants, furniture, and the stairs. Maybe she should watch where she's going.)

#### Upgrade to Lover

* (She investigates every little mark, crumb, and blemish on your skin.)
* (The ones that are naturally there she kisses gently. The ones that aren't, she flicks off you with the intensity of a drill sergeant. Take pride in your appearance!)

### Lover

* (She dances seductively and you join her. Mating rituals can be complicated, but at least this one translates well between you.)

#### Seduce

* (When she's dancing, chirping. exploring, or just causing low-grade mayhem, it cracks you up. Overall, you think she's a real hoot!)
* (Woodpeckers and hummingbirds have tongues that wrap all the way around their brain - you ask her to stick hers out as far as she can - you know, for science.)
* (A problem you've never encountered before - you like it, but how the heck do you put a ring on it!?)
* (As beautiful as a swan, as proud as a peacock, as smart as a raven... She appreciates the compliments but stop comparing her to other birds!)
* (She leans in to your touch as you cup her cheek. Her eyes flutter shut. She's so comfortable with you. She coos gently.)
* (She coaxes you to sit on a pillow and starts surrounding you with blankets. She's building you a nest!)
* (Preparing to sing, she gets comfortable and ruffles out her feathers.) PAPA OOM MA MA MAW PAPA- (Oh no.)
* (Some of the fruit you bought is missing? You look at Nightingale - she's denying any involvement. O RLY? YA RLY.)
* (You tell her you think she's 'eggcellent'! She chirps at the compliment and when she catches the pun a few seconds later, chitters happily!)
* (She always wants to be near you and likes it when people call you love birds!)
* (She trills and acts cute. It's as though she believes you're owl she needs in her life.)
* (Through long eyelashes she chirps at you. She hopes it's clear she's trying to talk birdie to you.)
* (Feeling theatrical, you tell her when Apollo plays, twenty nightingales sing! She wants to know were the other nightingales are! She's ready to fight them all in dramatic one-on-one battles!)
* (The best way to get quiet quality time together is to play with her hair. She stays still as long as you braid it, brush it, tease it, pull it, or even just run your fingers through it.)
* (Her fierce desire to protect you may be getting wildly out of wing - no paper airplane, kite, or stray leaf is safe if it approaches your yard.)
* (A soap opera comes on the television. Nightingale is enthralled! The acting! The melodrama! The grand gestures! This is quality programming!)
* (Nightingale knows that you can't touch music, but also knows that music can touch you. She feels profound.)

#### Poke

* (She lifts her wings and positions herself so you can tickle her more sensitive areas.)

#### Gift

* (She parades around with it. Anything that comes near it or tries to touch it gets hissed at! Including walls, plants, furniture, and the stairs. Maybe she should watch where she's going.)

#### Date

* **[Moonlight Stroll]** (To get from place to place, walking is the most ineffective route for birds. She expects you to feel special that she endured all the waddling and hopping just to spend time with you.)
* **[Beach]** (Nightingale had a blast at the beach! She seems proud she managed to splash everyone sitting on the shore!)
* **[Sightseeing]** (Usually this park is full of beautiful songbirds and pigeons. For some reason, today, not a single other bird sound can be heard. Nightingale looks pleased as punch!)
* **[Movie Theater]** (You picked a movie based on the friendly-looking cartoon birds in it. Turns out, it was a commentary about the illegal parrot trade! Nightingale wants to take action! Riiiiiiooooooooo!!!!)

#### Sex scene

* At her insistence you place your mouth over her nipples, kissing and sucking. A moan escapes her lips when you travel to her clit and you moan back, sending vibrations through her. She moans again, louder.
* Without really understanding why, you time together became a challenge of who could make the other moan loudest. As the hours passed, you put up a valiant effort but ultimately, Nightingale won out. As she sits there preening herself she notices you admiring her and in a swift motion she is once again upon you.

## Galleries

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### Sprites

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