Geek Squad

Geek squad is the fourth episode of Club Serenity. The transcript is as follows:

Cleo: Last time on Club Serenity... Our contestants hung around-literally- and King won again. Dillon would have gone home, but it wasn’t an elimination. Who will leave today on... Club Serenity!

Charlotte: Okay, I have a plan to set up a date with you and Omar.

Donna: Really?

Charlotte: Yes, but it’s super complicated...

(The four-girl alliance in a room)

Dillon: I understand if you don’t, but do you trust me?

Kariss: I do!

Marisol: I think I can.

Olga: I don’t really trust everyone entirely, but I don’t think you stole those things.

Dillon: I’m going to assume it wasn’t any of you. That leaves us with ten people.

Kariss: We’ll get to the bottom of this.

Dos (Cabana): Dang it! Dillon is still here. Nobody told me there would be non-eliminations. This is going to be hard.

Charlotte: Het, Xio? Can you come in here?

Xiomara: Of course!

Charlotte: I need you to pretend that you fell in front of Dos’s alliance.

Xiomara: Why?

Charlotte: Donna has a crush, and I’m setting something up!

Xiomara: Oh, splendid! I got a degree in theater, you know.

Xiomara (Cabana): I mean, scams are a form of theater, right?

Xiomara: Ow! I have sprained my ankle!

Stef: You good?

(meanwhile... Donna and Charlotte catch up to King and Omar)

Charlotte: (bumps into King and spills milk on his shirt) Ohmigosh, I’m so sorry! Here, let’s get you cleaned up. (walks off)

(Donna and Omar are left alone)

Donna: Omar? I kinda... have a crush. On you.

Omar: Thanks. I’m honored, truly. However, I have my eyes on someone else.

Donna: Oh. Is it Rosemary? I understand.

Omar: No.... it’s not.

Donna: Dillon? Marisol?

Omar: King.

Donna (Cabana): What?

Omar: I get it if you tell Charlotte, but nobody else. I want to tell him myself.

Donna: It’s okay. I’ll try to get you two together.

Omar: Thank you so much, Donna! (they hug)

Cleo: Today’s challenge will be a key hunt. One of the keys will unlock a chest of invincibility. If you want to work as a group, fine with me. But remember: only *one* person can win immunity. Go!

Charlotte: How did it go with Omar?

Donna: He has it in for King.

Charlotte: Oh, dang. Sorry, girl.

Donna: You’re not shocked? I don’t know many gay people.

Charlotte: My sister is gay. So?

Donna: I mean, there’s nothing wrong with it. I just thought you’d be more surprised.

Charlotte: Not really. Sorry about it, though.

Donna: Nah, it’s not your fault.

Rosemary: Yes! A key on the ground! (gets caught in a trap)

Cleo: Oh, did I forget to mention the traps? Whoopsie!

(Kyle plucks the key off of the ground)

Kyle: Thanks, toots. (Unlocks chest) Dang. No invincibility.

Cleo: You can’t open any more now, Kyle. You can go sit down somewhere.

Kariss: There’s one up in this tree!

Olga: Be careful.

(Kariss nimbly climbs up, steals the key, and climbs down before a bear trap goes off)

Marisol: How did you do that?

Kariss: A girl learns a few tricks locked out of her house in the winter.

Marisol (Cabana): I’m genuinely concerned about Kariss’s childhood.

(Kariss unlocks a chest with a special totem)

Cleo: Keep that on the down-low, Kariss. That will come into play soon enough.

(DiAngelo, Stef, and Xiomara unlock empty chests)

Cleo: Keep searching!

(Dos releases Rosemary from the trap)

Dos: Remember to vote for her.

Rosemary: Okay...

Omar: I got one! King, do you want it?

King: (looking for a key) Nah, it’s fine.

(Omar blushes)

Cleo: Oof, Omar’s key didn’t open the right chest either!

(Olga sees a key in a nest guarded by an angry vulture)

Olga: Hello. I’m here for the key.

(The vulture screeches and bites Olga’s arm)

Olga: You want to play it like that? Let’s play.

(Olga wrangles the vulture for the key, and the vulture shows respect to Olga)

Olga: I’ll call you Scylla.

(Vulture squawks approvingly; Olga puts the key in the chest and receives a ticket)

Cleo: Olga wins invincibility! Who is in the Slop Shack this week?

Olga: Rosemary, Dos, King.

Cleo: Okay! I’ll see you peeps later at the elimination!

(Dos sits with his alliance)

Stef: I don’t like this idea.

Dos: It has to be done.

DiAngelo: Why her specifically?

Dos: She poses a threat.

DiAngelo: Okayyyy...

(meanwhile....)

Dillon: Okay, girls, who is the hottest at camp?

Kariss: DiAngelo is a dreamboat.

Marisol: Yeah! I also like him, but I also think Dos is cute.

Olga: I already have a boyfriend, so I’ll pass.

Olga (Cabana): I’m not telling them I'm asexual. I don’t trust them yet...

Cleo: Welcome to the elimination ceremony! One of you will be the third person voted out of Club Serenity. The votes have been cast, and I will now read them aloud. The first vote is for..... Kyle. Second vote... Kyle. Third vote... Stef. That’s two votes Kyle, one vote Stef. Fourth vote... Charlotte. Next vote... Stef. That’s two votes Kyle, two votes Stef, one vote Charlotte. Another for Kyle, another for Charlotte. (the girls are confused) The next vote... Charlotte! That’s three votes for Kyle and Charlotte, and two votes towards Stef. Another for Charlotte, another for Kyle. Another vote for Charlotte, another for Kyle. Five each for Charlotte and Kyle, two votes for Stef. The next vote is for... Charlotte. The final vote, and the person voted out of Club Serenity is....

Charlotte.

Charlotte: I don’t know how it happened, but it did. Bye, guys! Bye, Donna! (hugs Donna and whispers in Donna’s ear) *Avenge me.* (to the group) Bye, everyone! (leaves)

Cleo: Well, off to the jury house for Charlotte! Who will leave next on.... Club Serenity!

Dos (Cabana): Done and done. She was too smart for her own good. (flashback)

*Dos: I’ll get you out of the trap if you vote for Charlotte.*

*Rosemary: Sure. (Dos releases her)*

*Dos: Remember to vote for her.*

*Rosemary: Okay.....*

*Dos: We have to vote for Charlotte.*

*Stef: I don’t like this idea.*

*Dos: It has to be done.*

Dos (Cabana): Everybody else better watch out.