Taj Adventures Stories: Christian Gets Swooped By A Bird/Transcript

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## Transcript

(Intro plays)

(Christian enters through the door)

Christian: YOUR MAJESTY, HELP ME!

Tash (Sighing): I am not the Queen, Idiot.

Christian: Oh ok! Hang on.

(Christian enters through the Door again)

Christian: TASH HELP ME!

Tash: There you go!

(Taj walks in)

Taj: What is going on out here?

Zac: Well Christian wants to ask you for some help

Christian: Yeah I need your help killing a bird!

(Taj and Tash look at Christian with a “You serious” Face)

Christian: What?

Zac: So will you help us?

Taj: Alright, Care to tell us why you want to kill this bird?

Christian: Okay here is the story!

(A flashback begins)

(Shows Christian and Zac walking and talking)

Christian: Hey Zac, Look at that dumb bird!

Zac: Uhh Christian, That wasn’t very nice

Christian: So what, It’s just a dumb bird

(Christian grabs a rock and throws it at the bird)

Christian: HAH LOL!

Zac: I don’t think that was smart

Christian: Oh yeah, WATCH THIS!

(Christian walks up to the bird)

(The bird looks at him)

Christian: It’s not like I like you, YOU BAKA!

(Christian turns away from it)

Zac: Christian, Why’d you do that?

Christian: To show that the bird is a massive idiot

(The bird proceeds to swoop Christian scaring the crap out of him)

(The flashback ends)

Taj: So that’s why you want to kill the bird?

Christian: Yes, Now will you help me?

(Taj and Tash look at each other then back at Christian and Zac)

Tash: No

(The two get up and walk off)

Christian: Fine, Screw you two then!

Zac: Ooo, Wait! I’ve got an idea!

(The two run out of the palace)

(Cuts to The Dan Bros House)

(Zac and Christian knock on the door)

(Quinn opens it)

Zac: Oh hey Quinn!

Quinn: \*Sigh\* What do you two want?

Zac: Okay So We were wondering i-

Quinn: I’m gonna stop you right there, I’m not making you another anime machine, Thanks to the last one, I’m now stuck with this thing!

(Shows Sky sleeping on Quinn’s head)

Christian: That wasn’t why we're here!

Quinn: Then why are you here?

Christian: We want you to kill a bird

Quinn: Alright I’m out

(Dan appears from underneath the table)

Dan: Did you say bird?

Zac: Yeah, why?

Dan: I HATE BIRDS

(Dan pulls out a bat)

Dan: WHERE IS IT?!

Christian: Do you really want to help us?

Dan: OH YEAH!!!

Christian: Alright let’s go!

Dan: OKI DOKI, LET’S A GO

Quinn: You guys have fun with that

(Dan pulls a face)

(Shows the group going on a massive journey just to get to the Bird’s tree)

Christian: Alright here we are!

(The camera shows a tree with a bird on it’s branch)

Quinn (Over Comms): I’m sitting this one out

Dan: LET’S A GO!!!

Christian: This bird will regret messing with me!

Zac: I’m ready!

(A Pokemon type battle sequence starts)

(Christian chooses a stick to hit the bird)

Christian: Take this!

(Christian swings the stick)

(The Bird dodges it)

Christian: GOD DAMN IT

Dan: No you got to do this

(Dan chooses Spaghetti)

Dan: Come and get it!

(The bird doesn’t care for it)

Dan: Ahh piss!

Zac: Oo, Oo, Let me try!

(Zac chooses anime)

Zac: Look, WAIFUS!!!

(The Bird looks at Zac unamused)

(The battle sequence ends)

Christian: DAMN IT

Dan: This bird won’t lose!

Zac: What’re we supposed to do?

Quinn: Hey little guy

(The bird flies down onto Quinn’s Head)

(Christian, Zac and Dan look at Quinn astonished)

Christian: DA F\*\*K

Dan: OH MY GOD, HE IS A GOD

Zac: I BOW DOWN TO YOU MY KING!!

(Christian, Zac and Dan all bow down to Quinn)

Quinn: You’re all a bunch of idiots and I can’t believe I’m related to that one

(Quinn walks off with the bird)

(Outro plays)