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Dorothea Ernst

*This page is about the entity on the fanon of A Certain Unfortunate Girl. For the canon entity, see Dorothea Ernst (canon). For the other fanon entities, see Dorothea Ernst (disambiguation).*

## Demographics

### **Race**

Human

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Kamijou Touki

*This page is about the entity on the fanon of A Certain Unfortunate Girl. For the canon entity, see Kamijou Touma (canon). For the other fanon entities, see Kamijou Touki (disambiguation).*

## Names, titles and epithets

### **Epithets**

Kamijou no Touki 神浄討鬼 (One who Purifies God and Slays Demons)
Kamijou 神上 (One Above God)
Touki 透鬼 (Invisible Demon)

## Family and relatives

### **Partner(s)**

  **Major Five**
Saten Ruiko
Accelerator
Fukiyose Seiri
Mitsuari Ayu
Himegami Aisa
**Kishinami High School**
Kumokawa Seria
Tsuchimikado Motoharu
Aogami Pierce
 **Misaka Sisters**
Misaka Mikoto
Misaka 8912
Misaka 10032
**Tokiwadai Middle School**
Shokuhou Misaki
Hokaze Junko
Wannai Kinuho
Awatsuki Maaya

Kongou Mitsuko

## Career and social status

### **Affiliation**

Academy City
Kishinami High School
British Royal Family

## Appearances

### **First appears in**

A Certain Unfortunate Girl

**Kamijou Touki** 上条 当帰 is the major protagonist of A Certain Unfortunate Girl fanfiction series.

## Etymology

Her name **Touki** 当帰 is the Sino-Japanese name of the herb *Angelica acutiloba* (from the Apiaceae family, including carrots and parsleys,) which has a literally meaning like “recovering good health.” It is known in Chinese as **dōngdāngguī** 东当归, the eastern *dāngguī* (*touki*). **Dāngguī** 当帰 (Cantonese: dong1 gwai1, dong quai) is also the Chinese name of the herb *Angelica sinensis*.

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Premium Store

“

*Browse our catalog of perfect little touches to better customize your character*

Here you can buy Fashion items by spending the

## Store

* Skin
* Avatar Background
* Start
* Emote
* Dash
* Attachment
* Companion

✎ Edit Section

*Check the Skins page to see all known Skins*

## Notes

### Description

The custom skins are available in **Premium Store** to make your character a little more personalized

###  Acquisition

**Premium Store**

The appearance is also affected by equipped Armor and Shields

✎ Edit Section

*Check the Avatar Backgrounds page to see all known Avatar Backgrounds*

## Notes

###  Acquisition

**Premium Store**

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*Check the Starts page to see all known Starts*

## Notes

### Description

An effect that will be shown when you begin the mission

###  Acquisition

**Premium Store**

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## Notes

###  Acquisition

**Premium Store**

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*Check the Dashes page to see all known Dashes*

## Notes

### Description

The trail you leave behind while you are dashing

###  Acquisition

**Premium Store**

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*Check the Attachments page to see all known Attachments*

## Notes

### Description

Something new you can add to customize your character's look

###  Acquisition

**Premium Store**

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*Check the Companions page to see all known Companions*

## Notes

### Description

A helper who will follow you and collect nearby loot for you

## Location

The corresponding point of interest located in Devil's Gambit. To be able to interact with it you should meet the requirements mentioned in **How to Unlock** section

## Update History

Update 1

* Changed visual appearance [BEFORE] ⇒ [AFTER]
BEFOREAFTER
* Added vendor icon [NEW]

Update 0

* Introduced
A Certain Unfortunate Girl Wiki

**Welcome to the A Certain Unfortunate Girl Wiki!**
**A Certain Unfortunate Girl** focuses on a certain Alternate Universe (or Multiverse) inspired by A Certain Magical Index universe.

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Onishima Jouichi

*This page is about the entity on the fanon of A Certain Unfortunate Girl. For the canon entity, see Onishima Jouichi (canon). For the other fanon entities, see Onishima Jouichi (disambiguation).*

## Family and relatives

### **Children**

Onishima Homare

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Business as usual

## About

business as usual is an unofficial prelude and the 1st track off of the Basement Mixtape

## Lyrics

[Muffled]

Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and look out my window and just think, "Man, I really don't wanna be alive right now"

## Song links

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTsn9rsx\_MM

SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/worldcorp\_archive/business-as-usual-intro
Nonette Enneagram

*This page is about the entity on the fanon of A Certain Unfortunate Girl. For the canon entity, see Nonette Enneagram (canon). For the other fanon entities, see Nonette Enneagram (disambiguation).*

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Mikagami Nagisa

*This page is about the entity on the fanon of A Certain Unfortunate Girl. For the canon entity, see Mikagami Nagisa (canon). For the other fanon entities, see Mikagami Nagisa (disambiguation).*

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Minamiya Natsuki

*This page is about the entity on the fanon of A Certain Unfortunate Girl. For the canon entity, see Minamiya Natsuki (canon). For the other fanon entities, see Minamiya Natsuki (disambiguation).*

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Hasekura Reiri

*This page is about the entity on the fanon of A Certain Unfortunate Girl. For the canon entity, see Hasekura Reiri (canon). For the other fanon entities, see Hasekura Reiri (disambiguation).*

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The Ratdothian Code

## Text

Ratdothian Law Book

The Laws written are to be followed by all (citizens (council ( members and chairman included). If one wishes to discuss the (legality of something they may discuss it with a council member. (NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW)

UNDISPUTED LAWS

(under no circumstance are these laws allowed to be altered in any way, shape, or form)

1. PEOPLE OF RATDOTH MUST PARTICIPATE IN ELECTIONS. The people must choose a representative to act as their voice in the council. that council will then choose a chancellor that will act as the leader of Ratdoth.

2. NO BRIBARY WILL BE TOLERATED

All and any forms of gifts must be presented to the council which will then decide whether to accept or deny it.

3. TRAITORS WILL NOT BE CITIZENS

Any person suspected of treachery wil be interrogated by the council

4. EVADING TAXES WILL RESULT IN A FINE.

Any attemp to get out of paying your dues to the Ratdothian government will be met with a seizure of council selected items.

5. ANY CITIZEN THAT LEAVES THE NATION WILL BE KNOWN AS A DEFECTORS

If one chooses to not be a citizen of the country, then they will be labeled a defector and will not be let back without council consent.

6. THERE WILL BE NO DISCRIMINATION OF ANY FORM

All the people, are part of the collective union, there will be no difference based on class, race, power, etc.

WE ARE COMMUNIST, ACT LIKE IT

We are Communist, we Must pursue the spread of Communism ideology. All Fascist and anti-Communist countries should not be veiwed highly. Our people must not fight eachother, for once we have, we have already lost. This nation founded by the first Grand Chancellor Vincent Valkyrie, and will live forever. With our hearts and minds focused on the peoples well being. and our fist and arms focused on the liberation of the oppressed people of the world, nothing can stop us! So go forth and live knowing that we were oreated by the oppressed to free the oppressed.

"Real liberty can exist only where exploitation has been abolished, where there is no oppression of some by others, where there is no unemployment and poverty, where a Man is not haunted by the fear of being tomorrow deprived of work, of home and of bread. Only in such a society is real, and not paper, personal and every other Liberty possible." - Joseph Stalin
Kusunoki Kyouko

*This page is about the entity on the fanon of A Certain Unfortunate Girl. For the canon entity, see Kyon (canon). For the other fanon entities, see Kyon (disambiguation).*

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Nonaka Yuki

*This page is about the entity on the fanon of A Certain Unfortunate Girl. For the canon entity, see Nonaka Yuki (canon). For the other fanon entities, see Nonaka Yuki (disambiguation).*

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Suka

*This page is about the entity on the fanon of A Certain Unfortunate Girl. For the canon entity, see Scathach (Fate series). For the other fanon entities, see Scathach (disambiguation).*

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Cartoon Network

**Cartoon Network** (abbreviated as **CN**, as of 2004) is an American cable television network owned by Turner Broadcasting System, a subsidiary of Time Warner which primarily airs animated programming. *Star Wars: The Clone Wars* is one of the shows that aired on CN. The heroic General Grievous and the sinister Jedi appeared on CN.
Lelouch Lamperouge

*This page is about the entity on the fanon of A Certain Unfortunate Girl. For the canon entity, see Lelouch vi Britannia (canon). For the other fanon entities, see Lelouch vi Britannia (disambiguation).*

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Human

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Sha Danshan

*This page is about the entity on the fanon of A Certain Unfortunate Girl. For the canon entity, see Sha Danshan (canon). For the other fanon entities, see Sha Danshan (disambiguation).*

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Nunotaba Shinobu

*This page is about the entity on the fanon of A Certain Unfortunate Girl. For the canon entity, see Nunotaba Shinobu (canon). For the other fanon entities, see Nunotaba Shinobu (disambiguation).*

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Human

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Wat Tambor

**Wat Tambor** is the foreman of the Techno Union which joined the CIS. He is a skakoan from the planet Skako Minor. He produces droids for the CIS. The Techno Union declared neutrality in the Clone Wars. Tambor led the separatist invasion on Ryloth, but was stopped by the villainous jedi. He disliked the heroic General Grievous.
Anya Alstreim

*This page is about the entity on the fanon of A Certain Unfortunate Girl. For the canon entity, see Anya Alstreim (canon). For the other fanon entities, see Anya Alstreim (disambiguation).*

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Challenges

*The Challenge description*

Scrap unused geat at Vault
Scrapping is available in Vault. Hover over any spare piece of gear and hold "Scrap" button to turn it into resources
Good job! Remember you can always turn any spare piece of gear into resources
* Scrap: 25 items
* Scrap: 50 items
* Scrap: 100 items

Equip more powerful gear at Vault
In Vault you can browse through your gear and gathered loot as well as equip your characters with gear
Wow, that's quality gear!
Reach

During all of your missions hunt down fifty Shredders
TzarTech wants to scavenge the Shredders roaming the Hoardspace. Help them by manually disassembling robots, so TzarTech recycling ships could gather its remains
Thank you for cooperation. Shredders' remains will be digested by our recycling ships. When the recycling procedure will end, we will most likely order the new batch of Shredders
Party kill: 50 x Shredder

During all of your missions, hunt down twenty Welders
Welders' hides are very valuable. They're made of shiny metal stuff. I like shiny things. I want to have many shiny things. Mark them with your bullets, dear biological lifeform, so my dear devourers might collect their beautiful shiny hides for me.
- with lots of love, ??? Abomination
Oh, shiny, very shiny metal. Take the reward and leave us with the shiny
Party kill: 25 x Welder

Eliminate basic robots roaming on the  surface and finish three missions
Wreck some robots on the , take some jobs and just get used to the rhythm of life in the Devil's Gambit
Nice job! Now rest for some time, then do it again
* Finish: 3 jobs
* Party kill: 50 x Shredder
* Party kill: 20 x Welder
Mixtape beatsnippet017

## About

mixtape\_beatsnippet017 is the 17th song off of the Beatsnippet Mixtape.

## Content

Mostly a instrumental besides two times when a child can be heard screaming first instance appearing at the very start (0:01) and the 2nd appearing in the middle of the song (1:11)

## Lyrics

Could you get the fuck out

(Child Screaming)

(Instrumental)

(Child Screaming)

(Instrumental)

Yeah so that's why I always keep a spare pen guys

(Laughing)

Ok Fuck

(Laughing)

(Coughing)

## Song links

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaV068o38PI

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/worldcorp\_archive/mixtape\_beatsnippet017
Basement mixtape

## About

The basement mixtape was a mixtape that was meant to be a collection of songs, such as midlife crisis or basement garbage. The project was never officially released. There is a bootleg version of the mixtape created by youtube user sweetypuss. The original video was removed for unknown reasons. However, it was reuploaded by youtube user El Penitente.

## Tracklisting

1. business as usual
2. business day
3. stupid
4. highball
5. dough
6. gamble
7. high stakes
8. good book
9. double presentation
10. a message from our sponsors
11. midlife crisis
12. cease and desist
13. basement garbage
14. malarkey
15. gate
16. wheeze
Lord

A **Lord** is someone or something having power, authority, or influence; a master or ruler. General Grievous is known as a heroic lord to some of his battle droids such as TV-94, who addresses him as his lord. Count Dooku was an evil lord to Grievous, as the heroic Kaleesh served him for the heroic Separatist New Order but didn't know Dooku's true evil intentions.
Cease and desist

## About

Cease and Desist is one of Worldcorp's most popular songs with over 40k views on youtube and over 60k plays on Soundcloud. Its also the 12th Track on the Basement Mixtape

## Content

Cease and Desist outlines the plans that the CEO of a corporation/head of a mafia organization has to take revenge on a man who crossed him.

NOTE: this song has two versions. One features a slow third verse, more in line with the rest of the song, while the other has a more upbeat third verse.

Sample: Young-Holt Unlimited - Soulful Strut

## Lyrics

One man's garbage is another man's trash

I can't even drive my car without being smashed

It would be a blessing if I could just crash

Who even gives a fuck? I spent all of my cash

Found me in a pool of vomit face down in the grass

Hard for me to keep up with how many minutes passed

Didn't say bye to my kids when I seen them last

Tell the lord he can take me now, if he makes it fast

On a side note

I even smile every time I see blood in my piss

Can't wait to die, so leave the blood on my dick

If he has an issue, leave him with blood in his spit

'Cause I don't care enough to wash the blood off my fists

My lawyers hunt him down with the cease and desist

Send in the goons if he tries to resist

If he wants to try and fight it, add him to the list

'Cause as soon as we step into the court, the case is dismissed

And you bet he ain't just leaving with a slap on the wrist

Because my lawyers work wonders, they know all the tricks

On his way out tell him that people like you make me sick

Now he's in debt to me, 'cause he thought he was slick

In the slammer, I hope the guards beat him with a stick

I think I should have just caved his skull in with a brick

When he gets out of prison they'll find him dead quick

That's what happens if my corporation catches you slip

That's what happens if my corporation catches you slip

Uh, but in the meantime, while he's in jail behind bars

Locate his family and find out where they are

Send in the Worldcorp goons to plant a bomb in their car

Even if it doesn't blow, well, they won't get far

The CEO leans back and puffs on a cigar

WCEP: A mix of Walmart and Escobar

They'll shoot both his kids and leave his wife in the reservoir

When the goons get back, celebrate with class, caviar

And take them off of the list for the harassment seminar

That's what happens if my corporation catches you slip

That's what happens if my corporation catches you slip

## Music / Lyric Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq\_vo67Sq4c

The footage in the background is currently unknown.

this is the version with the slower 3rd verse, it was uploaded to the defunct Youtube channel in the middle of December 2016

## Song links

Youtube: https://youtu.be/vIxdXuGlrwA

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/worldcorp-enterprises/cease-and-desist

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/2X4Hw3YPkbaKfjNXcCbOyv
Galactic Republic

The **Galactic Republic** governs the galaxy. It is ruled by the corrupt senate and the villainous Jedi Order. The CIS wants freedom from the corrupt senate and that's how the Clone Wars start. The heroic General Grievous leads the CIS' droid army in the fight against the Republic. Grievous is not against the politics of the republic, only against the jedi.
Producer mix1

## About

producer\_mix1 is a old video by worldcorp enterprises uploaded to youtube in early 2016

the video was before departmentoflabor and after kidzcamp

## Content

The first 50 seconds contain a young child being r\*n over multiple times which supposedly takes place in china. After it ends it shows over a man in a bathtub with clothing for several seconds. Then it cuts to the thumbnail and then several other weird gifs flash, and then the America online start up thing pops up over the thumbnail image. Then it cuts to the same gif of a globe from A message from our sponsors aka worldcorpo's room and board advertisement with the America online thing as well as other weird filters and then it ends.

The audio is only music

Sample: Washed Out - Feel It All Around

Beatsnippets used: mixtape\_beatsnippet008, mixtape\_beatsnippet002,, mixtape\_beatsnippet004, sneak peek and mixtape\_beatsnippet006

## Audio links

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDA5fMJtnzM

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/worldcorp\_archive/producer-mix
Monica Kruszewski

*This page is about the entity on the fanon of A Certain Unfortunate Girl. For the canon entity, see Monica Kruszewski (canon). For the other fanon entities, see Monica Kruszewski (disambiguation).*

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Count Dooku

**Count Dooku** was one of the head leaders of the Confederacy of Independent Systems. Dooku was also known as the Sith Lord **Darth Tyranus**, the second apprentice of Palpatine. Dooku was once a Jedi. Dooku trained General Grievous to fight with lightsabers. He can duel with a lightsaber and use force abilities, mostly force lightning. He wrecked the villainous general Anakin Skywalker multiple times.

## Personality

Dooku was a sinister person. He was once a Jedi but came to dislike their evil actions and teamed up with Darth Sidious becoming a Sith, which meant he was just as evil as the Jedi he hated. Dooku was ruthless as he didn't care for others and manipulated his heroic student, General Grievous. Dooku was also power-hungry much like the Jedi, and wanted his apprentice Asajj Ventress to overthrow Sidious but that was soon thwarted. He later trained Savage Opress to go against Ventress but that failed as well. Despite all of these evil traits, it was unknown what Dooku's true goals were as sometimes he seemed genuinely supportive of the heroic acts of the Confederacy of Independent Systems while other times, he manipulated them. Dooku was also very calm and good at talking as he usually dealt with negotiations unlike Grievous Hero, who hated politics.

Dooku was a trash-talker and loved toying with his enemies making them mad. He had a rivalry with the evil Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker as they clashed several times during the war.
Mixtape beatsnippet014 "games"

## About

mixtape\_beatsnippet014 "games" is the 14th track off of the Beatsnippet Mixtape

## Content

Sample: Earthbound - The Place (The Cave of The Past)

## Song links

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snZL1XOMvVQ

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/worldcorp-enterprises/games

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/20Tthv0o1eU0KNY20ZpA7I
Worldcorp Enterprises Wiki

NOTICE: This wiki is currently a WIP
## Information

This is the fan-wiki for Worldcorp Enterprises, a infamous web group from the mid to late 2010s. Me and other collaborators will try to cover as many things about Worldcorp onto this wiki as possible. I may write a brief summary of Worldcorp on this page in the future.
Good book

## About

Good Book is the 8th song off of the Basement Mixtape.

## Content

Good Book could be understood to be a monologue of a businessman who is reflecting upon his years of work, including the illicit parts.

Sample: The O'Jays - Put Our hands Together

## Lyrics

Reports coming in, reap what you sow

Gone haywire, ask the heat where he go

In reply we repeat that the feds don't know

"Don'tcha know that those kinda guys won't show?"

When the man speaks it's like the call of a crow

Talk as far as you throw, don't call me your bro

We gave you something to knead like dough

Bottom of the barrel, can't stoop to a new low

Woah don't go there, the blind lead the blind

Get back to work, put some grease to the grind

Sign of the times, the good book left us behind

Fall to your knees and ask the man for a sign

You walk the path in a maze of your own design

Just a bunch of businessmen in their prime

With a short fuse quick to put you in a bind

Turn your hotel lobby into Columbine

What God has joined together let no man put asunder

When Mr Moneybags speaks it rattles out like thunder

Accumulates wealth by the pillage and plunder

Evaluates the place where he wakes from his slumber

It really makes you wonder- watch what you speak

By the skin of the Earth and the flesh of your teeth

The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak

Don't pay them any mind they know not what they seek

All that glitters is not gold

All that glitters is useless if not sold

All that glitter can make a man fold

And too much glitter will turn a heart cold

Pause

Plaster to the mold

All that stuff really is something to behold

Stand down if you want to act bold

Biggest baddest wolves with the story untold

## Song links

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV8LpMSxd\_U

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/worldcorp-enterprises/good-book

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/1xA7ER3HPltQauxPH6sn81
Mixtape beatsnippet018

## About

mixtape\_beatsnippet018 is the 18th track off of the Beatsnippet Mixtape

## Content

Craig took his fucking stapler.

Sample: You Send Me - Ponderosa Twins Plus One

## Lyrics

[Instrumental]

So I came back from the bathroom break

and then I looked at my desk and there was no stapler there

and y'know and went cause you know and I thought somebody took it and I saw Craig running down the hallway

so I chased him down

and threw him on the ground

and started hitting him

and I put the stapler in his eye like 40 times

and that just goes to show you don't take my god damn stapler

don't take my damn stapler

[Instrumental]

Well Craig do you wanna tell me why you took his stapler?

do you wanna tell me why you took his stapler?

no?

well

well you don't do that

you know that is against protocol?

peoples office

you are disgusting

you are a disgrace

you are terrible

you should be shot

[Instrumental]

Craig

Craig

get back here right now

don't try to run from me you piece of shit

I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

you took my stapler

(Instrumental)

## Song links

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p60h1wcy2DQ

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/worldcorp\_archive/mixtape\_beatsnippet018
Gamble

## About

Gamble, is one of the most popular Worldcorp songs with over 50k+ views/plays on both Youtube and Soundcloud. Its also the 6th track on the Basement Mixtape

## Content

Gamble describes a situation where the performer or the corporation is in legal trouble.

Sample: Valentin Badyarov's Band - Dialog

## Lyrics

You won't see me in court

Just waiting for my sentence and I pray to the Lord

I beg him for forgiveness, man I done a lot of shit that I really wish I didn't

Make it in this like a burned man, it's a hard decision

With the Lord as my witness, when I'm almost through with livin'

Please give me a minute, so I can get my pants on

If you think I'm kidding, you can see it in my eyes right

Everything is different when you see it in your hindsight

Gotta keep your mind right, livin' in the limelight (?)

I can rule the world, but I just think I might

Throw down the suitcase and fly off the handle

Draw the semi-automatic, put these bitches out like candles

And bitch this world got us neck deep in scandals

Talk to a woman and you're rich, it's a gamble

With your hands on the wallet, you can touch 'em

Think I'm even gonna lie to stop making assumptions

Talkin' to a bitch just so I can touch 'em

Nah, I don't do that, just start with the suction, fuckin' deduction

Lump sum payment

You don't wanna know the reasons that I'm doin' for the hatred

You don't ever wanna see us hoppin' down onto the pavement

Do you really wanna trash, come and take the fuckin' pictures

God I'm prayin' when they see it it's like it's motherfuckin' sacred

Real people wanna kill us and I'm gettin' sick of waitin

You ain't got a clue, but you still think we give a damn (?)

No place to stay if you're spendin' weeks erasin'

Any trace of where we spent the last several days in

## Song Links

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1c-kvgVBWE

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/worldcorp-enterprises/gamble

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/24lTWQToxSNBkbFOhpu7IR
Kidzcamp

## About

kidzcamp is a lost worldcorp enterprises video it was before producer\_mix1 and after hot

## Content

Althought the video is lost, there is a description of the video written by reddit user LavaMeteor, which says "An extraordinarily bizarre video, where an unknown man is told he is going to be braindead within 5 weeks and sent to "The Internet Explorer Dimension" He also apparently wants to go to an outer-space kids camp and work in coal mines. Bonus pixelization and horrible filters."

He would also more recently describe it as "a recording of just some guy on the street who, to my recollection, either had a jewfro, or long-ish hair? He may have had glasses too. He sort of looked like the Bill Clinton kid. He seems sort of dumbfounded with the whole thing, but he's just laughing it off. The guy behind the camera is telling him that he's going to die in 5 weeks because of a bizarre reason I can't remember.

And then when that guy dies, he'll be sent to the Internet Explorer Dimension. There's a shitton of filters and stuff applied, but the video isn't really anything else other than 2 dudes just talking nonsense ala Xavier: Renegade Angel.

The "dialogue" if you can call it that had a very improvisational feel to it, so I get the impression they were basically just making it up on the spot, then slapping filters and shit onto it afterwards."
Wheeze

## About

Wheeze is the 16th and final track off of the Basement Mixtape

## Content

This song by Worldcorp Enterprises is a direct dig/diss at fat “basement dwellers” who typically do nothing but play games all day such as Minecraft and prey on underage children.

CallMeCarson btw

(Supposed) Sample: The Mohawks - The Champ

## Lyrics

One... Two... Three... Four... (uh)

She lives in my basement, but I met her on Minecraft

I'm so big that you couldn’t save me with a life raft

You couldn't capture all of me in a single photograph

I sound like the penguin from Toy Story when I laugh

I don't own a single pair of pants that covers my ass

She calls me daddy when her spit dribbles down my shaft

On a couple beers she gets kinda trashed

In a thousand years she couldn’t last as long as I last

Last time we fucked, I asked her to call me daddy

Doc says who cares I'm a big fat fatty

Good deals on the internet always make me happy

My girl just left time to jack it and be snappy

Grab this hold of Indians, Asians and Iraqis

Under my shirt my body is big fat and flappy

Start to wheeze when my girlfriend tries to slap me

But I throw her on the floor when she starts to get bratty

Knick knack patty whack give a dog a bone

Dinner better be ready when i get home

Keep hitting me bitch I'll hit you with a stone

I'm trying not to think about if I was alone (Yeah)

I'm a certified EMT

Level headed guy and it's not hard to see

In the blink of an eye, I lose all decency

If any of the Gooks want to have a piece of me

Better stay calm, I'm trained to keep the peace

If I see a sand n\*\*\*\*\* I'll tell him to freeze

You have ten seconds to drop to your knees

When he turns back pull the trigger and freeze

I killed a towelhead Islam is a disease

It’s like my gun is the cure, I have a PhD

My Minecraft gf is cool cos she’s.....

## Song links

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZzbyFptHvw

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/worldcorp\_archive/wheeze

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/7sOjVF1YYLP7wCCFSfps3z
Electrostaff

An **electrostaff** was a staff-like melee weapon manufactured by Baktoid Armor Workshop and Holowan Mechanicals. They were used by the Confederacy of Independent Systems' IG-100 MagnaGuard and by the Galactic Republic clone shock troopers during the Clone Wars. General Grievous only used his electrostaff once.
Mixtape beatsnippet020

## About

mixtape\_beatsnippet020 is the 20th and final song off of the Beatsnippet Mixtape

## Content

Mostly a instrumental except a cut where someone is talking about a experience they had with a co-worker.

## Lyrics

(Instrumental)

I took like a

I took a peek in a cuboid right next to me

like I peeked over

and he was just slumped over his computer

I was like I pocked him and I'm like "hey hey are you okay"

[Muffled]

and he was he fell over and threw up everywhere

his monitor, his coffee mug, it was disgusting

aw man dude he was so drunk

and it was disgusting

(Instrumental)

## Song links

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGvzuP\_QlC4

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/worldcorp\_archive/mixtape\_beatsnippet020
The CEO Files

## About

The CEO Files is an unofficial mixtape compiling snippets and songs not featured on Worldcorp's Basement Mixtape. The mixtape was put together by YouTube user F4TC4T, who also created the album artwork.

The CEO Files Video has been privated by F4TC4T.

## Tracklisting

1. bootleg2a
2. sacklog1
3. sacklog2
4. sleds aka good book instrumental
5. relbest (song)
6. cruxifix
7. precursor
8. fantasylink327
9. lazyvapor by worldcorp gullit
10. sneak peek
11. producer\_mix1
12. future
A message from our sponsors aka worldcorpo's room and board advertisement

## About

a message from our sponsors aka worldcorpo's international room and board advisement, is the 10th song from the Basement mixtape

Its is not a song, but rather a disturbing parody of an advertisement for a room and board service. The video that goes along with it can be seen on archives of their old website and the old youtube channel.

## Content

The start of the video has the person claiming that they offer super room serivce to only highest payers, they also claim to offer "dead babies" and 'abortion" etc.

The video's darkest moment is around the 0:29 second mark where they claim to have "Child \*

\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*". The image shown shows a young girl tied to a pipe in a basement with an individual right next to them who also appears in the video travel

## Lyrics

Female Voice: "Quiet, there's an ad coming on."

Male Voice: "Here at Worldcorpo’s International Room and Board™, we offer advanced room service technology to only the highest payers! We offer:

-Super room service!

-Dead babies!

-Abortion!

-Planned Parenthood?

Well, we got you covered friends! Call 1800-FUCK-ME-SILLY-AND-CALL-ME-GRANDPA!

\*Laughs uncontrollably\*

Anything you need here, we got it: child \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*, drugs... Just call us up, get in the van and we'll get you man! Worldcorpo's Room and Board™

\*Unintelligible\*

## Video / Audio Links

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0mSE4nS0vE

Soundcloud (audio): https://soundcloud.com/worldcorp\_archive/a-message-from-our-sponsors-interlude

Spotify (the one with the funny miss spell): https://open.spotify.com/track/6Tjav9WRb0X25PV9RdNgNn
High stakes

## About

High Stakes, is the most popular Worldcorp song with over 200k views on Youtube and over 100k plays on Soundcloud. It is also the 7th track on the Basement Mixtape

## Content

This song covers a general theme or idea of a criminal who’s known to commit murders and is wealthy from doing so, similar to a hitman and how he’s constantly on the move to avoid being caught by the police. The title “high stakes” may be a reference to the price on people’s names in his career as a hitman and the risk that comes with a job/career like this.

The second verse covers themes thought to be about the now deceased Jeffrey Epstein who was an American financer, Jewish man and convicted child sex offender as well as the general American media and the rappers/groups hatred for them.

Sample: Soul Bros. Inc. - Pyramid

## Lyrics

Walk in the room and I know they all know
And if they don't know, put on a little show
Leave someone close cold dead in the snow
Ice cold like a brain freeze, make them say "woah"
When your wallet's this green you always gotta go
Keep your mind real clean keep your pockets out the blow
Give my bro a check pay rolling out the dough
Everyone I'm with, head down, move slow
Fat cat, who watches his weight
All I did was call up, now I hold a fat stake

Big stakes getting me a house on a lake
All you guys big fakes, don't make no mistakes
This ain't all we do, fuck all the critics

More than one front man, check the analytics
This money's got me turning my back on the misses
Got a high PH 'cause I'm super acidic
What does PH mean? "Penis hat"?
Constantly change where I'm spending all my weekends at

Never get used to where I happen to be sleeping at
Moving so much been up and down the east and back
No time to chat gotta keep it moving fast
Flying first class, whole team top brass
Money in the stash, duffle bag full of cash
Thinking about the past, broke another glass

He's just some Forex trader with no clear major
Call him the savior like born in a manger
Hit me on my pager, get back to you later
Handcannon, pockmarks, face full of craters
Well, time to pack up and leave
Bombs been planted like a hand full of seeds
Got guys on the corner like, "Man, what do you need?"
It's all wealth to me, don't give a damn 'bout greed, and
He's not no big-nose kike, though

Like a synagogue when they write the late night shows
Goldberg, Bernstein, listen here, Shlomo
Get your things, I think it's time for you to go home
Sorry, went against the plan
Sick of the headlines on the papers at the stand
"Extree, extree", it's all a big scam
Publishing lies to make a couple hundred grand
What's a man to do in a world like this?
Live my whole life to get burnt to a crisp
They open their mouth to regurgitate shit
With some coins in my fist, a .45 on my hip

## Song Links

Youtube:: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W18JhwXeutc

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/worldcorp-enterprises/high-stakes

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/6qXX3uXpc091FRmEjExwWx
Each day i grow some more

## About

Each day i grow some more is a controversial Worldcorp Video from 2015, it was released after malignant and before Worldcorpo's Room And Board Advertisement

## each day i grow some more

### Producer

Chazz (Character that is the same person as CEO)

### before

Worldcorpo's Room And Board Advertisement

## Content

The video depicts a 15-16 year old recording a video of him having his 8-9 year old younger brother sing the Caillou theme song who is behind a shower door, its supposed to look like a kidnapping by an older adult in the "Worldcorp Lore" as its described by Worldcorp as "Chazz was in vacation in Taiwan and he found some very cheep traps, he bought one and brought it home and decided to have some musical fun with it!" To reiterate, Its a fake video by a 15-16 year old and an 8-9 year old.

## Controversy

Due to this videos content and with the way that people are, it was thought to be real as early as October 2015. It was a controversial video only on /f/ and /x/ until people started comparing the voice in this video and more specifically fatherhood to Pizzagate in December 2016. The video also gained traction from youtubers like reignbot and scare theater who covered worldcorp in Early 2017 which only led more people to think that this and other videos similar to it are real.

In 2019 another video similar to this one, one that seems more real of that, showtime, which is most known as Dreamer Heaven Levels 1 Reigns Demise Of Reptile would become controversial after Some Ordinary Gamers tried to use a reply to a post on 4chan's /x/ board as evidence for claims that these are clips from a longer illegal video, which isn't true but its a sentiment that spread around to this day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npTqXLgFmyc This video goes over the evidence as to why this video, and the videos similar to it are fake.
Bootleg2a

## About

bootleg2a is the 1st track off of The CEO Files

## Content

bootleg2a is a track recorded by who is believed to be the CEO himself using the same accent from fatherhood and each day I grow some more. The instrumental is Supervillain Theme track nineteen of Madvillain’s Madvillainy, produced by Madlib.

## Lyrics

Ah, fuck

I run the world and back

You wanna talk to me you also talk to this sack

Buy a case of beer

I down the whole pack

Chillin' in my house

I whack my gack

White or black

Set you straight

Flick of the wrist make the economy inflate

Put that flicker on my wrist over getting a date

Put that package in my wallet don’t wanna procreate

Five, six, seven, eight

Put the cash in your gash

All my life I’ve been running from the past

Put the gun to my head, I’m gone in a flash

Bold brash

Bury the hatchet

Hard for me not to hit someone with a ratchet

Like having an itch and trying not to scratch it

Pipe in my hand and your kids gonna catch it

If he’s bleeding patch it

Afterwards I snatch it in my trunk, I lack it

## Song links

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbsqscl436M

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/worldcorp\_archive/bootleg2a
Beatsnippet mixtape001

## About

This is the only officially released mixtape by Worldcorp Enterprises. all of the songs on this are instrumentals. Mixtape\_beatsnippet017, mixtape\_beatsnippet018 and mixtape\_beatsnippet020 have vocal snippets. The video producer\_mix1 has snippets of some of the beatsnippets, such as mixtape\_beatsnippet008, mixtape\_beatsnippet004, mixtape\_beatsnippet002 and mixtape\_beatsnippet006 .

## Tracklisting

1. mixtape\_beatsnippet001
2. mixtape\_beatsnippet002
3. mixtape\_beatsnippet003 "gate"
4. mixtape\_beatsnippet004
5. mixtape\_beatsnippet005
6. mixtape\_beatsnippet006
7. mixtape\_beatsnippet007
8. mixtape\_beatsnippet008
9. mixtape\_beatsnippet009
10. mixtape\_beatsnippet010
11. mixtape\_beatsnippet011 (009a)
12. mixtape\_beatsnippet012
13. mixtape\_beatsnippet013
14. mixtape\_beatsnippet014 "games"
15. mixtape\_beatsnippet015
16. mixtape\_beatsnippet016
17. mixtape\_beatsnippet017
18. mixtape\_beatsnippet018
19. mixtape\_beatsnippet019
20. mixtape\_beatsnippet020
Highball

## About

Highball is the 4th song off of the Basement Mixtape

## Content

A Worldcorp song about a drug dealer reminiscing on his childhood and comparing it to his life in the present.

## Lyrics

Spend my days as a kid growing up low class

Spent balls Sunday afternoon with Dad got a blast

On Sunday night we gotta go fast

This real dark dirt piling up in my past

Black as the backwash sitting in the flask

Praying that my kids don't find my secret stash

Matches on the hotel floor covered in glass

Speakin’ of glass got me sipping on the highball

You'll be damned if you catch me off the side of your eyeball

You need keys to unlock the bricks in my drywall

Drug runners snap into shape when I call

Who these cops? Fuck the police, don't call ’em

My boss is calling and I try not to stall him

"Hello sir! Big news, the deal went awesome!"

## Song links

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp\_MoP1yzZ8

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/worldcorp\_archive/highball

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/0zfVxNnidgWnE65MP5Z4R3
Stupid

## About

Stupid is the 3rd song off of the Basement Mixtape

The photo is a cropped version of hangwall

and an edited version off a kids face really close up

## Content

Stupid describes the destructive, busy lifestyle of the performer.

## Lyrics

If you don't respect the man, then respect the technique

You say I can trust you, I'ma let the cheques speak

I don't tolerate the "I'll pay you next week"

Preach a mantra and I'll make your neck leak

Tell me what it is that you seek brethren

Money comes first, don't lose focus for a second

Women only serve to service your erection

So don't have kids, always use protection

The path to perfection, never put a bitch first

The girl's not more than a trapdoor, a curse

Don't believe me, then take a look in her purse

The worst? If you're looking to invest

I'm a big business man with big business cheques

Do the dirty with the cash, what do you expect

That gorilla dick ni\*\*a (censored because it wont let me post it for some fucking reason), I make dyke pussy wet

National with transactions, east to the west

I wake up every day, completely wrecked

That's how I pull myself out of the stress

If you've seen me at my worst, then you've seen me at my best

Private like my business, so I don't like guests

You wanna know my name, then take a guess stupid

## Song links

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAsJx0Quyq8

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/worldcorp\_archive/stupid

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/5XSL4kdyv7dQ6FGI96R5Ln
Heroic quote

**Heroic quotes** or **heroic dialogue** is when heroes or heroines say heroic things such as ruining villains plans, being heroic, ending all villains, capturing villains, torturing the villains and etc. General Grievous *only* says heroic quotes in *Star Wars: The Clone Wars* and *Star Wars* Canon.

## Popular Heroic Quotes

* I've been looking forward to meeting you.
* The Story of Obi-Wan Kenobi Ends Here!
* Murderer? Is it murder to rid the Galaxy of you Jedi filth?!
* Your plans have come to ruination Jedi!
* Listen to me, Jedi! I do not care about your politics! I don't care about your, Republic! I only live to see you die!
* I will kill you all! Do you hear me Jedi?! Do you hear me?!
* I will rest when the Jedi are dead!
* The future. A future where there are no Jedi!
* You can't be serious?!
Invisible Hand

The ***Invisible Hand*** shortened to the ***Hand*** was a modified *Providence-*class dreadnaught and the flagship of Grievous Hero. Grievous used it during the Clone Wars, during late skirmishes as his main flagship. As the new flagship of the Supreme Martial Commander of the Separatist Droid Armies, it also served as the flagship for the Confederacy of Independent Systems.