The Lore of Chunk Records

Chunk Records has an extremely deep and interconnected lore, as detailed below.

## History

The story begins with Creamy Skullfuck emerging from behind a bush. Creamy Skullfuck is an interdemensional being, who is of the species “Crack User”, and has travelled into the dimension known as “Japitt’s Humble Abode” in the dimensional year

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(or 2022) after his home dimension, “Dumpster Fire #4” was raided by “Villager Scum”, a group of low level archaic interdimensional lifeforms who nomadically inhabit interdimensional “Villages” or abandoned dimensions to base their attacks, essentially they are small insect like creatures that form clumps of bone and flesh to protect their fragile bodies, and they eat other lifeforms by absorbing them into the flesh clump. The Villager Scum Coalition is led by General Homeless Bunghole. The 7-Eleven Franchise is led by Lord Bunghole Davis.

Initially, the reason for the attack remains a mystery, and is considered to be unprovoked, however the Villager Scum release a statement at the Interdimensional Summit in Dimension Number Blue (central dimension, home of the Dimensional Council of Shitstain, congregation of interdimensional leaders), in the Cum System, stating that they are beginning the “War on Drugs” and acted alone. While the Villager Scum claim to have acted alone, an inquiry by the Commission of Dimensional Disputes found documentation stating that the Villager Scum are employed by the 7-Eleven Franchise in order to wipe out the Drug Lords and their supporters to redevelop business and gain profit. The majority of the surviving Crack Users flee to the “CBT System” (a system of dimensions allied with the Greater Drug Cartel and sympathetic to the Crack Users). The CBT System, being the ancestral homeland of the Drug Lords, is inclined to harbour Crack Users and keep them from the Villager Scum. The Villager Scum, enraged by the escaped Crack Users, begin a Crack User Inquisition and hunt down the remaining Crack Users being harboured by the CBT System. Creamy Skullfuck fled to Japitt’s Humble Abode and is therefore not within the CBT System. Being the last known Crack User left, Creamy Skullfuck begins to look for a new home in the dimension he travelled to, known as “Japitt’s Humble Abode” and settles in Badu Park, before being greeted by the Warlord of the Dimension, Japitty Cumquat, who has created a safe haven for fleeing interdimensional beings in his communist micronation. Creamy Skullfuck is inducted into the rapper collective known as “Chunk Records” and produces political rap music attacking other members of the record label for being “fucking stupid”. Creamy Skullfuck “lays down some roots” in Japitt’s Humble Abode by marrying Japitty’s son, John Cumquat and attempting to start a family, however he is unsuccessful and files a divorce. Eventually, Creamy Skullfuck’s dispute with rapper “Da Real Brenden Woodcuck” leads to a fight in which Brenden is severely injured and is forced to concede. This conflict draws interdimensional attention as the single greatest rap dispute of all space and time, therefore, this also alerts the Villager Scum to the location of the last Crack User, and thus, the Crack User Inquisition reaches the Earth System, the “Earthly Dimensions”, including Japitt’s Humble Abode, and the dimensions are occupied by the Villager Scum, forcing Creamy Skullfuck into hiding, being protected by the “Cuntsmen”, a religious order of extremely powerful Drug Users capable of defeating Villager Scum, and Creamy Skullfuck begins the “Defence of Japitt’s Humble Abode”, and the Battle of Badu Park takes place, where Creamy Skullfuck is installed as a General, leading the Humble Abode’s Defence Force into battle. Creamy Skullfuck is successful in defending Japitt’s Humble Abode and is celebrated as a war hero. The War on Drugs continues in the CBT System, now an active warzone. Creamy Skullfuck continues his career as a rapper. A Bounty is put on both Lord Bunghole Davis and General Homeless Bunghole, who both flee to the Purple Penis System to begin planning their response.

## Significant events

* Attack on Dumpster Fire System (

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or 2017): Villager Scum attack Dumpster Fire System.
* War on Drugs (

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or 2017 - present): Villager Scum wage brutal war on the Drug Users.
* Crack User Inquisition (

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or 2017 -  18125 of 15.155 BJ or 2022): The Villager Scum attempt to eradicate all Crack Users from the Multiverse.
* Creamy Skullfuck’s Arrival (

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or 2022): Creamy Skullfuck arrives in Japitt’s Humble Abode.
* Defence of Japitt’s Humble Abode (

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or 2022): Creamy Skullfuck assists in the defence of Japitt’s Humble Abode.
* Battle of Badu Park (

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or 2022): Pivotal battle in the Japitt’s Humble Abode Campaign.
* Victory over the Villager Scum (

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or 2022): The Villager Scum are defeated and their leaders flee to the Purple Penis System.