Chaos with Chuck

Chaos with Chuck is the first jEggverse episode and involves Julian & Friends going to the abandoned restaraunt in Fimmer Mall

## Transcript

It's a colder day in jEgg city. Fimmer Mall is stocked with chocolate coins. and there's a busted up pizza place next to bliggle's

called Chuck's Caciocavallo

Chuck powers on

Julian:"is there a new restaraunt?"

"oh wait, it's old and broken"

Julian chooses to go and explore

"hmmmm"

"oh, a chicken"

next to chuck, there's minehank and fred

Julian's "friend" ian rushes in

"julian what are you doing in the abandoned chicken place"

chuck's eyelids open and become the usual white, the same for minehank

Julian:"i thought it was new"

The animatronics start performing

Ian:"THEY JUST STARTED UP"

The animatronics sing a song from some rythym videogame, likely not liscensed

J, one of julian's other friends walk in

J:"hey what are-"

Fred plays the piano

J:"HE'S GOT SKILL ON THE PIANO"

Chuck:"We could both be pirates on the sea!

We'll swab the deck and plunder with glee!"

Ian:"so do they keep doing this"

Julian:"i'll just go"

ian:"yeah, me too"

The animatronics shut off

but fred activates himself after a bit and follows julian and friends to bliggle's arcade and potatos

ermm... tries to. as they were blocked in

Minehank dies from low battery

Chuck:"But arent we super strength models?

We survived a century being FIXED."

Frank:"i dont think we would have as much strength"

Chuck,being the largest animatronic, broke the concrete with ease.

Frank:"this is concrete we're dealing with

oh, nevermind"

Outside of chuck's...

julian:"ok thats odd"

Ian:"so where do we go now"

J:"Bliggle's!

Bliggle, the purple weird thingy mans the stage playing happy music

Julian:"I CALL SUPER FIGHTER ON THE ROAD!"

Ian:"i'll eat some fries"

Bub Geane and Vanny Williams, the owners of this establishment notice their customers

Bub Geane:"we have customers."

Vanny Williams:"expected, they're regulars"

J:"im gonna stand here"

Suddenly, Fred busts into bliggle's

Ian:"huh"

Bub Geane:"NOOOO NONONONONONO"

Vanny Williams:"..."

"get it out"

bliggle's eyes turn red

and stares at fred

J is alerted

Bliggle walks up to fred, which it doesnt do

Vanny Williams:"WE DIDNT MAKE IT DO THAT"

Bub panics

bliggle kicks fred directly in the crotch and fred powers down on the ground

Bub Geane:"....

how much money do you think we will lose because of this"

Vanny Williams:"half of it"

They hear Chuck's laugh, as his white pupils glow in the dark.

Bub Geane:"WHEN DID THEY WORK AGAIN"

Chuck:"VANNY.

STEP AWAY.

OR PAY.."

Vanny screams

Chuck:"WITH YOUR SOUL."

like anyone, vanny would step away

both vanny and bub would leave with their hands up

Bliggle:"you dare oppose the one true god"

Chuck:"You are no god..

I was the \*first."

Bliggle:"you are correct, im no god

IM A SATAN"

Chuck Uses cross on Bliggle, banishing him.

Ian is confused

Bliggle:"nothing can stop me, i am too powerful"

chuck"you are Satan.

Crosses kill them.."

Chuck Uses the banisher cross, a cross stronger than bliggle somehow..

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK-"

Julian is embarrased

"lets leave and probably not come back"

The Band of Busted-Bots went back to Chuck's pizzeria

Bub and Vanny stare at eachother...

"you know what to do"

vanny would seal the abandoned pizzeria closed with concrete

Julian:"so where do you guys wanna go?"

"How about an arcade

Ian:"we just went to one and witnessed the banishing of the alder antichrist"

A dark web dealer that looks like he's made of cheese teleports to the mall entrance

Chuck notices this, and walks to bub an vanny to protect them

Cheese Man:"hey you two"

Bub:"yeah?"

Cheese Man:"did you happen to be harmed by any robots today"

Vanny:"somewhat"

Cheese Man:"i can help people forget"

Chuck looked over, and growled. Startling Vanny, Bub and the Cheese-Shaped Man.

they are all alerted

Cheese Man:"TAKE IT!"

Chuck Moves his across neck if they make the deal

cheese man gives them a taser before vanishing

Vanny:"TASE IT"

bub would tase the chicken man

"RUN"

Chuck felt nothing

Chuck grabs the tazer

Chuck crushes the tazer

the buisness duo would scram

Chuck falls onto his back

Fred would notice that the shock made Chuck twice his original size.

Fred:"uhh... hmm"

"have you been consuming a bit much pizza lately"

When Chuck got up, his head hit the ceiling

"Maybe"

He'd crawl, and chase down the buisness duo

julian, ian, and j would be walking down the road

their trusty robot, julianbot,would be crashing into a wall

Julian:"there you are"

Ian:"WHAT"

The larger Chuck followed them while crouching to keep them safe.

"IS THAT"

J:"wow

thats a large chicken"

Ian:"YEAH I KNOW"

Chuck:"Explanation..

🍕 + ⚡

So yea I got tased and the pizza kicked in basically."

jEgg, watching from above:

"what in the hot sandy balls is going on down there? get this shit out of here"

"ehh, after i sleep for 14 more hours"

vanny would pop out of a nearby sewer grate

"GIVE ME THAT ROBOT"

she would snatch julianbot

she goes back in the pipes

Chuck would become smaller, as he figured out how to use his size somehow

Vanny brings Julianbot into her and bub's house

"hey robot"

Julianbot:"who are you"

Vanny:"kill the bird"

Julianbot:"ok"

julianbot would go outside raging war

armed with rpgs and tommy guns

Chuck screams

"prepare to die chicky chicky"

Chuck Grabs the weapons and destroys them while doing a jumpscare

Julianbot sprays him with windex

Chuck Stops and crushes Jullianbot's head

julian is visibly mortified

Vanny:"AAAAA"

WHAT DO YOU WANT OF ME"

Chuck:"WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS."

Vanny:TO GET MONEY"

Chuck:"YOU MONEY HUNGRY SON OF A B-"

Minehank:"Calm down, Chuck! (MineHank charged when this was all happening)"

...

"-ITCH!"

something would tap chuck slightly

"huh?"

Chuck Looks behind

it's the antichrist.  a demon-red version of bliggle.

jEgg, from above:"what? that's not supposed... to.."

"..."

"BBRRROOOTHHHEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!"

Chuck Snaps antichrist's neck

Antichrist:"i have no neck

i have no weakness"

Chuck:"then what holds onto your neck huh?"

Antichrist:"your blood used as glue"

jEgg comes down, deletes antichrist and puts everybody back into position

Julian:"??..."

jEgg:"well that ended weirdly come back next time to see me BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF MY STUPID BROTHER"

"KEGG!!!"