Malistair News 06-13-2022

I would first like to introduce myself as most of you, if not all of you have never seen me or this channel ever in your life. This is Marie Magdalene as your host for Malistair News. A now Cross-Universe news station for Earth-218 AND Grail-919. How did I get here? Well, through wormhole technology of course. I was able to grab some for myself and now I can report news from both planets. Let’s get right into it.

## Camelot Elections

It’s getting to be that time of the year everyone. The election campaign for the Leader of the Lake has officially begun. What’s really interesting about this year is that a new party has surged in popularity recently named the For Peace Party. The nominated Party candidate for the Leader of the Lake is Camelot’s very own Heralda Smith. At such a young age of 22, Candidate Smith has taken the country by storm with her campaign, promising a safer Camelot and in turn, a safer Grail. We tune into her speech at Gawain’s Reach to where hundreds of thousands of people cheer her on and give her support at her very first step in her campaign.

*“Citizens of Camelot. I love this country very much. I was born here, raised by amazing parents, and given an amazing opportunity in education, and in my career. I respect the Sovereign very much, what he’s done for the country has given people jobs, and opportunities to millions of Camelotians.*

*However, I feel like we can do more. Where there can also be more opportunity, there should also be an assurance of safety to our people. I believe that safety is affected by the private organizations that endanger it. One of them, to name, being the Camelot Anomalous Containment Group and other Big Tech groups. As you’ve seen over the past years, there have been large events that have led to damages in the billions of dollars, and cost the lives of countless people. These people were loved by their families and their friends, and now will never be seen again due to the sheer irresponsibility. As your Lady of The Lake, I will do everything in my power to ensure the safety of our people, and make sure that we’re not taken advantage of for personal gain.”*

After the speech, the support for Candidate Smith surged across the nation, with millions of likes on video streaming websites and her polls going up to 45%, now leading her opponent, who is 37% in the polls. We’ve reached out to private companies for comment, including the Camelot Anomalous Containment Group, but have not received a response yet.

## Breakthrough in Hazor

In my homeworld, it seems that the cure for Multiple Sclerosis  has been found by Seraphim AI known as Eden. The project first started in March of 2022 and finally concluded today with an announcement. Treatment will be given out to all people who have been diagnosed with MS at no charge to them. Progress!

## Purple in the Sky

It seems that this universe may have a new visitor. In leaked pictures, there appears to be a purple blotch in space that’s growing in size. The Grail Space Station believes this blotch could be a new anomalous phenomenon. They were about to send it to the Group, but before they could report it, all instances of the reports went missing. Spooky. Their camera feeds were also cut off so they could no longer observe the strange phenomenon.

That’s all we have for today. Thank you all for watching, please tune in again at 8PM Camelot Time for the next round of news. This is Marie Magdalene, and have a nice day.