SMG4: War of the Fat Italians 2017

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**War of the Fat Italians 2017** is the fortieth episode of Season 7 and the three hundred and seventy-first overall to be uploaded by SMG4.

This is also the seventh installment of the War of the Fat Italians series.

## Synopsis

*War of the Fat Italians* is a long-running annual series on SMG4 where we get you fans to post a bunch of challenges for Mario and SMG4. They then duke it out to see who can do them better.

## Plot

### Prologue

In the boxing ring from Donkey Kong 64 during SMG4 and Mario's introductions, along with X on a cloud, the fat Italians start fighting. While they were fighting, SMG4 knocks Mario out. WOTFI logo appears with Mario and SMG4 to the corners.

### Challenges

#### 1. Bob's Rap of Doom

As the instrumental "Growl" plays, if the very instant Bob starts rapping, Italians' heads explode simultaneously, much to his dismay.

* **Winner: Tied**
* **By: HazamaDude**

#### 2. Waluigi's Tacos Eating Contest

At Waluigi's Taco Stand in Mushroom City, SMG4 starts to eat the tacos and eats 182 tacos. Mario scoffs at his performance and opens his mouth impossibly wide and devours the entire stand (and Waluigi) in a single gulp; eating 7,324,654 tacos in total.

* **Winner: Mario**
* **By: Mario's Princess**

#### 3. Keeping Hat Around Soldier the Longest

Soldier shouts that the duo will "give him that hat". SMG4 ran to the bathroom and Soldier show she up in the toilet. SMG4 ran out the bathroom and Toadsworth came asking WTF. Mario decided to buy some weapons and Soldier knocks the store owner (Koopa) out leaving Mario to grab the Fire Flower, burning him with it, and running away. SMG4 went around the road to find a telephone and Soldier disguise himself as a telephone. He notices Soldier's disguise and hits him. Mario then saw Peach yelling for help. Annoyed, Mario asks what's wrong, but it turns out to be Soldier in disguise, upon which he steals his hat. SMG4 taunts Mario as Soldier tackles him.

* **Winner: Tied (Disregarding Soldier tackling SMG4 at the very end)**
* **By: Ender41948**

#### 4. Animate Better

SMG4 takes a while to create a single frame of animation about him bonking Boopkins. Looking over at Mario who is randomly throwing computers he freaks out that Mario may win, and calls for help from "TheOdd1sOut". Mario shows a derpy "Pelo style" animation of Mario destroying SMG4. SMG4 shows "TheOdd1sOut" animation of him complaining the struggle is dealing with the MK residents. After the two frames play, each clearly prefers their own animation. Mario probably was the victor since SMG4 cheated by calling for help.

* **Winner: Mario**
* **By: Bubgun 45**

#### 5. Beat Luigi for Doing Absolutely Nothing

Luigi stares the Italian by doing absolutely nothing while SMG4 tries meditating, but loses by having a meme breakdown a few seconds. Mario tries putting himself into a coma by throwing a rock at a wall and bouncing it off to hit his head.

* **Winner: Mario**
* **By: Cold Wolfen**

#### 6. Survive Bob and Boopkins' Science Class

At school, Bob brings in zombies he found in the dumpsters and tells the Italians to "start poking them with knives". He throws the zombies at them. Mario gets to work straight away, but the zombie he's working on is angered by his belligerent attitude and attacks him. SMG4 manages to distract his zombie long enough to try to crawl out of the room, but by this time Boopkins has started the "Rocket Science" section, sending a massive firecracker soaring into SMG4 and knocking him away from the door. Bob then begins hurling Bunsen burners. Mario, still being distracted by the zombie from earlier, catches fire instantly. SMG4, still being burned by the firecracker in his ass, is running in circles, but this is stopped when Bob hits him with a "SCORE". Finally, Boopkins attempts to teach them how to defuse bombs that the Italians scream.

* **Winner: Tied**
* **By: Luke (GameCubeDude)**

#### 7. Make Bowser Cry First

In the city, SMG4 starts by kicking Bowser into the path of a taxi cab. Next, he fires Waluigi Launcher onto his Clown Car, then he pushes his food off the table he's sitting at. Finally, SMG4 swings Bowser by his tail, but none of this makes him cry. Mario tells Bowser that "he's adopted" and makes him cry.

* **Winner: Mario**
* **By: ThePikaPlayer**

#### 8. Have the Best Pickup Line

Mario begins with something classic, and SMG4 jumps to memes. Mario proceeds to offer rides on his "PINGAS EXPRESS", and SMG4 makes the subway-footlong joke. Mario tells a Goomba that she's adopted, SMG4 calls a lady in a car a parking ticket, and Mario compares a Teletubby to a doorknob, before losing the metaphor and yelling "GIMME DAT BUTT!"

* **Winner: SMG4**
* **By: SpringTrapZana**

#### 9. 1v1 Battle with Meggy

Inside a Paris Metro subway or Châtelet station, Meggy states that the rule is: "If either of you can land a shot on me, you win!". Both proceed to run. Mario hides behind a corner and attempts to corner jump her. He almost loses in the process. SMG4 runs once he realizes Meggy has seen him, and ends up in a train tunnel, with Meggy on the other side. She fires, and she misses, and SMG4 then attempts to jump the gap, getting hit by a train in the process.

On the way back, Mario attempts to ambush Meggy, missing every shot. Finally, Mario fakes surrender, to get Meggy to drop her guard, whereupon finally shooting her in the back... except that she saw it coming, and fought back accordingly with a "Nice try."

* **Winner: Tied**
* **By: Aron Playz**

#### 10. Make Bob Popular

Mario makes an advertisement for people to call Bob by making a sign saying Bob sounds like Morgan Freeman. SMG4 markets Bob as a cleaning rag called "Bob". An advertisement continuously shows people cleaning objects like cars, floor, and much more. It ends with an offended Bob screaming for someone to call 911.

* **Winner: Mario**
* **By: JustAWeeble**

#### 11. Triple Round: Survive Link's Singing the Longest, Teletubbies Having a Baby, and Buttsex Spy the Longest

Mario and SMG4 are doing the three questions with Mario mad. It is unclear who won this round.

#### 12. Steal Boopkins' Body Pillow Waifu Without Dying

##### Plot

Boopkins enjoys the picnic at the beach with the body pillow waifu while Mario starts by stealing the pillow while Boopkins is distracted and replacing it with a cardboard stand up with the Heavy head Boopkins notices, while Mario is running with the pillow he turns around to see Boopkins with a tank which he is blasted away. SMG4 dresses as a Pillow with his face on it, he claims that he is the body pillow's father and that she needs to go home. Well, Boopkins thinks it's a Limited Edition Waifu Pillow and starts to chase SMG4 along the beach.

##### Score

*Legend: A - stealing the pillow; B - staying alive; C - completing the challenge*

Mario:

* A: Success
* B: Fail
* C: Fail

SMG4:

* A: Fail
* B: Success
* C: Fail

* **Winner: Void**
* **By: The Blue Azumarill**

### Rap Battle (Epilogue)

In the boxing ring, seen in the beginning, Mario and SMG4 are seen in a spotlight. The audience is watching everywhere until...

**X**: FIGHT!

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**Boopkins**: Hey!

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**Bob**: What?

As soon as Bob finished singing, everyone who rapped stared at Bob because his rap was horrible after interrupting it. Bob, not knowing about his bad rapping skills, asks the others why they are staring at him.

* **Winner: Void**

This message from Big Man Tyrone asking the viewers who they think won the war.

## Characters

### Main Characters

* SMG4
* Mario

### Supporting Characters

* Luigi
* Bob Bobowski
* Fishy Boopkins
* Meggy Spletzer
* Professor E. Gadd

### Minor Characters

* X
* Waluigi
* Soldier
* Bowser

### Cameos

* Toadsworth
* Koopa Troopa
* Peach Toadstool Template:Note
* Weegee Template:Note
* Dr. Eggman Template:Note
* TheOdd1sOut Template:Debut
* Rock
* Toad
* Princess Daisy
* Birdo
* Rosalina
* Teletubbies
	+ Po
* Goomba Template:Note
* Wario
* Link
* Spy
* Shroomy
* Dr. Mario
* Donkey Kong
* Heavy Weapons Guy Template:Note
* Gordon Hurd Template:Note

## Trivia

* This is the first time SMG4 cheated in a War of the Fat Italians video.
* This is the first time the new second Glitchy Boy intro was used.
* This is the first time Meggy, Boopkins, and Bob have appeared in a WOTFI episode.
* This is the first time Meggy had a voice actor. She was voiced here by Chobby Toast.
* E. Gadd was animated and voiced by TaitherZ.
* This is the first time TheOdd1sOut appeared.
* One of the challenges in this video was commented by GameCubeDude, a popular SMG4 reactor.
* This is one of the few (if not the only) SMG4 videos to have guest voice actors, animators, and famous YouTube guest stars all in one video.
* Unlike other WOTFI videos, there were two trailers promoting the upcoming video. One was uploaded on the SMG4 channel, while the other was uploaded on TheAwesomeMario.
* This is the first time SMG4 used Source Filmmaker, but he only uses it in WoTFI trailer videos.
* The rap battle music was actually PSY's "Napal Baji", albeit with its pitch adjusted.
* SMG4 says: "Ever since the beginning nothings changed!" with the year 2014 on the portrait of Mario despite the fact that Mario's first appearance was in 2011.

## Music used

* 00:07 - We Are Gonna Fly Now; Bill Conti
* 00:53 - Slot Machine; Super Mario 3D World
* 01:00 - Growl; EXO (Instrumental)
* 01:16 - Waluigi's Taco Stand; SilvaGunner
* 01:22 - It's Tricky Song; SSX
* 01:38 - Lost Horizon; Highlander
* 01:52 - Fight Against an Armed Boss; Super Mario RPG
* 02:10 - Gracie Grace; Animal Crossing
* 02:17 - Latin Lesson; SpongeBob
* 02:58 - Creative Exercise; Mario Paint
* 03:24 - Cancer
* 04:22 - Monkey See Monkey D'on; The Simpsons
* 04:28 - Potion Shop; The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (SilvaGunner rip)

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