Wetfat

* Wetfat saluting
* A small cheerful fat

### Samefags

Somlder; Bloody Marie; Mickey; Mina; Drossel Von Flugel; Cute Stefan; [and more]

## Avatar Info

### Special Skills

Liquid manipulation, friend making, hug giving

## Creation and evolution

### Birth

Originally, "wetfat" was a random Doodle on garyc. Original sketch can be seen below. There was no thought or reason to it; just a nonsensical scribble, but someone interacted with it and Wetfat [the person] makes a habit of saving more pictures than they need to. The interaction happened, the picture was locked away and time went on.

### HG

Eventually after some time he came across hunger games threads at random. He played with random pictures and his first win was while using a picture of Goku. One day for no reason in particular, the picture from garyc was entered. It was named on the spot. People asked questions about it and with very few images in existence, his method of replying was to quickly draw a new Wetfat in a notebook, take a picture with his phone, and upload it quickly to reply. For a long while every thread interaction was accompanied by a brand new drawing. Eventually this became unnecessary when they numbered in the 100s as there were already Wetfats saved for most occasions and the flow of new content settled to a trickle.

### TLDR

Just some random doodle that was accidentally turned into an online identity.

### The Future

Wetfat NFTs will be minted any day now, make sure you get in on the ground floor. Pre order on www.wetnftfat.co.en

## Lore

### The Basics

Wetfat is a small loveable wet creature who really just wants everyone else to be happy. Despite this, he has been known to commit many atrocities and crimes throughout his life, but he always apologizes, so nobody is mad. Originally a small loveable dry creature that only knew they wanted a bath. After the bath was kindly donated by a stranger, his moisture never subsided. He had tapped into powers unknown and the effects of this are still being felt throughout the multiverse and the ripples in it's ocean will never cease. Wetfat is a licensed embalmer.

### Biology

Wetfat is the first wetfat, but more have been discovered since his inception. He has no discernible genitals and seemingly no way to reproduce at all, however entire pods of wetfats have been spotted together, sometimes causing great harm and large losses of life. Wetfats are rumored to have three nipples.

There are many subspecies of wetfat, some more bizarre than others, but all but very very few share the same level of moisture. There are a few evolutionary offshoots such as dryslim that somehow hold no moisture. Studies into how this is possible are currently being conducted. Wetfat is also very prone to dressing up as other people, which can sometimes cause confusion as to what is and is not a new subspecies. A complete index of all wetfats may never be completed in our lifetimes.

## Ecceian Lore

**Wetfat**, in ancient Ecceian religion, god of the Wet (and of water generally), earthquakes, and horses? He is distinguished from Red, the personification of the sea and the oldest Ecceian divinity of the waters. The name Wetfat means either “Fat Of The Wet” or “Lord of the Musk.” Traditionally, he was a son of Richard Rawlings (the youngest of the 12 Tetoians.) and of Richard's sister and consort Loona, a fertility goddess. WetFat was a brother of Ecce, the sky god and chief deity of ancient Ecceia, and of Stefan, god of the underworld. When the three brothers deposed their father, the kingdom of the sea fell by lot to WetFat. His weapon and main symbol was the trident, perhaps once a fish spear, or a pen. I'm sure there's a euphamism for it...

WetFat was also connected to dry land and this thus spawned his offshoot, **Dryslim**. and many of his oldest places of worship in Ecceia were inland, though these were sometimes centred on Wet pools and Fat streams or otherwise associated with water. In this aspect, he was known as *enosichthon* and *ennosigaios* (“Piss-shaker”) and was worshipped as *asphalios* (“OC”).

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