Slytherin Life

* Because the common room is under the lake there's a smaller room off to the side where the walls and ceiling are glass so you can see into the lake
	+ When this was first done the mermaids were really aggressive and hateful about it and started ramming the glass, but since it was magic it just caused them injury
	+ Then Jinx and a deaf student started to teach them sign language and it took a long time but by the time the deaf student left Hogwarts they and the rest of the house were communicating with the mermaids and on good terms
	+ Eventually it became part of the slytherin house culture to know sign language
	+ If you don't chat then the mermaids get grumpy
	+ This also helps a lot of deaf or mute students
	+ Slytherins also have the best grades of any house in all aquatic studies
	+ The mermaids give terrible dating advice, the most common being "drown him"

"You didn't get in trouble for lying, you got in trouble for lying badly"

"Remind me to kill you, please"

"This is a whole new level of stupid, even for you"

"Obviously you've mistaken me for someone who cares"

"What doesn't kill me might make me kill you"

"This is fun" "Seriously? We're trying to hide a body"

#### What Makes Up A Slytherin:

* A dose of curiosity
* Cunning mind
* Sarcasm
* Dark Humour
* Ambition
* Determined
* Rules are meant to be broken
* Caffeine fueled
* Guilty of Perfectionism
* Alone time is holy
* Daily procrastination

* The whole slimy interior of Slytherin dormitory is just an illusion charm cast in case intruders enter. If you're sorted into Slytherin or are a close friend of a Slytherin you can see the silver lined couches, with soft green plaids to snuggle under, and forest green tapestries, not to mention the fountain in the middle with the clearest water that tastes like whatever you want when you fill your glass

* First years crying because they don't want to be evil
* Slytherin kids getting ignored or picked on by their former friends because they got sorted into the "bad house"
* Most kids starting to become jerks because that's how they're expected to act
* Kids not wanting to go home to their families because they don't want to be in a place where they're hated for being sorted into Slytherin
* Kids not wanting to be Slytherins
* Group therapy in the common room
* Older kids comforting first years
* Everyone trying to remove the evil stigma from their house
* Slytherins are very anti-bullying because of how they're treated by the other houses most of the time
* Most Slytherins are super sweet or super sarcastic. Around their friends they're a sweet flavoured sarcastic, around strangers they're a sarcastic flavoured sweet

"You hate to be wrong" "I wouldn't know, I'm not familiar with the sensation"

* Girls are either goddess like with perfect makeup, polished nails, smart clothes, and heels that click against the marble floors. Then other girls being walking disasters with their hair in messy buns, barely held by a quill, sitting in the middle of the common room in their pjs trying to figure out their assignment
* Girls being comfortable with anyone touching their freshly shaven legs
* Having a hundred or so books to show off

* The smell after it rains
* Being that ride or die friend
* Not giving out the title of best friend easily
* Always being prepared
* Up to date on current social trends, not always following them but knowing of them
* Honesty is the best policy depending on the person
* Owning ripped jeans
* Being the teacher's pet and loving it
* All the sarcasm
* Gossiping with the mermaids
* Having perfect insults
* Oversized hoodies
* Amused smirks and subtle glances
* Too many shades of red lipstick
* High ceilings that echo
* Having drunken chats with strangers
* Perfect winged eyeliner
* Having hidden talents
* Skin lit up by the moonlight
* Crystal chandeliers
* Black n white photos
* Too many inside jokes
* Handwritten notes
* Pretending to be innocent
* Knowing exactly what to say to push buttons
* Forgetting that swearing is bad
* Watching horror movies and pretending not to be scared
* Long playlists
* True love
* Achieving goals
* Nice perfume
* Summer storms
* Fresh air
* "I go down you go down with me"
* Long midnight walks
* F l i r t i n g
* First dates
* Being home alone
* Heated makeout sessions
* Old jewelry
* Black coffee
* Dying your hair
* The night sky