Chapter 12: Weight Loss, Part 1

a tragedy...

Weight Loss, Part 1 is Chapter 12 of Joey's Special Experience.

## Summary

God is shot by the policemen so hard he flies through the window. As Joshar dies from his stab wound (with no one thinking to even remove the knife or get Eren, the world’s best doctor), all Joost can think about is the classic comic “loss” and how to pay the bills. They admit to feeling better before Joshar is even dead, right to his face, since he stole their knife. Can’t blame them. He was an asshole. Joshar, mentioning how Joost will take advantage of his commissions, gives them rubber. Only then do the policemen think to find a doctor. Fast Ambulance realizes that God’s behavior with the mask is different, and that he must be Satan (who is stupid).

Suddenly the story cuts to 20 years later. The inspector of the policemen meets with Joshar, miraculously alive, to talk about the construction industry in Scotland. He offers to be Joshar’s husband and sleep with him - he is happy about the world. The two seemingly board a plane to an island for their wedding. Joshar meets Dariusz there, now known as Christ, possibly due to his resurrection. He freaks out when he sees his ex husband there. However, the two get married again, with Joshar giving Dariusz the ring. The Inspector freaks out because Joshar was supposed to be his - and Joshar claims that this thief is innocent! Joshar loves Dariusz for who he is, and hopes that he can live a good life. The Inspector angrily states Joshar thinks too much, possibly a phrase meaning that he is happy (and Joost doesn’t think when he is sad).

Back in the present, though Joost claims a doctor will save Joshar, Joshar knows he is going to die, and begins asking God (the actual God) for forgiveness. He then states that death is hot. The Ben Franklin looking Inspector dude laughs about God being in trouble, as Fast Ambulance believes this is a nightmare - as it’s revealed he nicknamed Joshar off of Bugs fucking Bunny, and he gets a hard on for Joost as she is going through a traumatic event. He then goes insane and attacks the Inspector thinking he has become God somehow. Not for revenge, but for some anal sex. The real God then appears as Fast Ambulance freaks out and Joost cries about his abusive father dying - I can only hope they are tears of happiness.

## Lore notes

* God is a rock star.
* Joshar may be an ostrich.
* Someone may be pregnant, not sure who. Their baby has a blood clot though, rip.
* By 1908, Platinum Games exists (and their games are worth as much as gold), as well as planes. Before then, airships were used for flights instead.
* There is a man in the ring. Could be a similar situation to Satan in the mask.
* Despite the flashforward taking place in the future, the Inspector claims he is still young.
* ”Brendan Koster” was saved by the spirit of the Lord. It is unknown if this refers to Dariusz (Brendan sounds like Brand) or Joshar (Koster sounds like Joestar -> Jodocus).
* Marx stealing the ring could be symbolic of Joshar giving the ring to Dariusz to get him out of poverty.
* The Inspector claims the ring will remind God of Joshar’s “war” - and that he shouldn’t. More information is needed to say anything concrete, but perhaps Joshar was in a war and that’s where he got the ring?
* Joshar was born into poverty. It is unknown if this refers to his original birth or his birth after being resurrected.
* ”God save the cream” suggests the Queen and/or royal family no longer exists, instead the phrase being turned into a funny sex joke. Perhaps they were overthrown then.
* Joshar is stated to be the father and son as Joost. Perhaps he comes back to life for the flashforward by either being reincarnated into or possessing a child of Joost’s.
* Fast Ambulance actually loves stupid people. Maybe he actually likes Satan aka God.