Script

Full script (unfinished) of the Alternate Future Of Your World.

**-Bold-** = Transition to Next Region.

*Italics* = First Quote from a Country/Rebel.

Underline = At War

\*Asterisk\* = Action

**Bold Sub-Heading 1** = Start of War

**\*Bold Asterisk\* (-1) (+1)** = End of War (Usually ends in Victory)

Blue Text = Link to Country

**(196)** = Number of countries (193 UN Member States + Vatican, Kosovo, and Taiwan) Unrecognized countries and rebels don't count unless fully given independence. (Ex. Sahrawi, Kurdish Rebels, Abhkazia, Magalasy Rebels, etc)

## Chapter 1 Script **(196)**

*Afghanistan*: “Hey America…”

*United States*: “What can I do for ya?”

Afghanistan: “You know how I spent the last 20 years training and preparing for any for any kind of surprise invasion…?”

United States: “Yes? Why do you ask? No wait a second here… You don’t mean to tell me…”

\*Afghanistan enters civil war\*

### **Second Afghani Civil War**

United States: “You’re on your own buddy.”

\*Afghanistan loses the war\*

United States: “You didn’t even bother trying, did you?”

Afghanistan: “Nope.”

**\*War ends in Rebel Victory\* (-1) (+1)**

United States: “Welp. That was a complete waste of time.”

**–Now in Africa–**

*Eritrea*: “Saudi Arabia?”

*Saudi Arabia*: “What do you want?”

Eritrea: “Do you mind if I join the Arab League? I think I would make a great addition!”

Saudi Arabia: “Really? Because it seems like you just want our protection.”

Eritrea: “Well, what makes you say that?”

Saudi Arabia: “I mean… you are currently fighting a war right now… Still, you aren’t wrong when you say you would make a good fit. Which is why we will help you.”

Eritrea: “Yay!”

\*Eritrea joins the Arab League\*

**–Now in Southern Africa–**

*Tanzania*: “Guys… Call me crazy, but I think I just found a new resource…”

*Angola*: “Huh… Call me crazier, I just got a sudden sense of deja vu…”

Tanzania: “If you dig down enough, you should be able to find a titanium like substance. While it’s similar it’s much lighter.”

*Zambia*: “I was able to find some as well… It only weighs around half as much as regular steel…”

Tanzania: “Do you guys know what this means?? If we are the first to find this new mineral, then it will be worth a lot to the other international powers! It could potentially replace stainless steel, and we are the only ones that have it…”

Angola: “Yeah, my deja vu is definitely kicking in hard here… Listen, I’m currently searching for whatever you two are talking about. But I suggest we keep this down low.”

Tanzania: “Why?”

Angola: “If either the United States or China found out about this, they’d be all over us. We need to wait and pick a side.”

Zambia: “He’s right. Those two could tear us to shreds if they find out.”

Tanzania: “But who should we talk to, America or China?”

Angola: “I say you two wait and decide. In the meantime, I’m going digging.”

**–Now in Eurasia–**

*Russia*: “It’s time.”

### **Russian Invasion of Ukraine**

\*Russia declares war on Ukraine\*

\*Russia makes progress and takes Kyiv\*

Russia: “Kyiv has been taken. I suggest you put down weapons Ukraine.”

*Ukraine*: “I can barely fight on for any longer, and NATO support is nowhere to be seen… I surrender…”

Russia: “Good idea. You will not regret decision.”

\*Russia takes part of Ukraine, and leaves the rest as a puppet\* **(-1)**

**\*War ends in Russian Victory\* (-1)**

**–Now in Europe–**

*Finland*: “That isn’t good. If Ukraine got eaten alive, then that means I’m the next on the dinner plate.”

*Norway*: “Why the food analogy?”

Finland: “It was the only thing I could think of, ok?”

*Sweden*: “Scandinavians! Let’s not argue. I say it's time we implemented what we were discussing earlier.”

Norway: “Sweden, this seems kind of silly. Are you sure this is going to work?”

Sweden: “Oh I’m sure… It’s time brothers! Time we unite! For the prosperity of Scandinavia!”

\*Unites into Scandinavia\* **(-3) (+1)**

**–Now in Asia–**

*North Korea*: “It seems America has done nothing about the war in Ukraine. Now, it’s time to strike!”

### **Second Korean War**

\*North Korea declares war on South Korea\*

## Chapter 2 Script **(193)**

\*North Korea approaches Seoul\*

*South Korea*: “What?? How on Earth is that commie beating me!?”

North Korea: “AHAHAHAHAHA! This is what happens when you underestimate the power of the TRUE Korea! North Korea true Korea, South Korea false Korea!”

*Socalist Vatican*: “Hey! That’s my line!”

North Korea: “Shut up! You are not in this series!”

South Korea: “I might be able to perform a counterattack, however I’ll need help from another power to do it. America?… America!”

United States: “Please… just leave me be…”

*Japan*: “Let me help you out instead. Something has been off with America lately.”

South Korea: “Of course. Thank you, Japan.”

\*Japan joins the war on the side of South Korea\*

\*North Korea gets pushed back to Pyongyang\*

North Korea: “No! This can’t be possible! The slimmy capitalists, at the outskirts of Pyongyang! You’ve left me no choice! Glory to the true Korea! Glory to Kim Jong Un!”

\*North Korea launches 2 nuclear weapons, one at Busan\*

Japan: “Did you just?!”

South Korea: “Oh my god! Busan is in complete ruins…”

North Korea: “There’s more where that came from! Now, time to launch my entire arsenal and blow you to pieces!”

\*Something happens to North Korea’s nuclear weapons\*

North Korea: “Wha… what happened to my nukes??”

Japan: “I was able to disable them through my spy network. You’ve gone way too far this time. When I’m done with you, there will be nothing of ‘you’ left!”

\*North Korea gets pushed further\*

*China*: It seems supporting North Korea was a bad idea. The only choice I have left is to invade Korea myself. I can’t let America’s allies reach my border!

\*China joins the war as a third party\*

\*They finish off North Korea\*

China: “Shall we end this?”

Japan: “Of course.”

\*The war ends with North Korea being split by China and Korea (previously South Korea)\* **(-1)**

**\*War ends in South Korean Victory\* (-1)**

**–Now in the Caucasus–**

*Abkhazia & South Ossetia*: “It’s time we got our independence!”

### **Georgian Civil War**

\*Abkhazia & South Ossetia start a civil war in Georgia\*

*Georgia*: “Really?? Now I have to deal with Russia’s nonsense?”

*Armenia*: “He’s not the only one you should be worried about.”

### **Second Caucasian War**

\*Armenia joins the war on Abkhazia & South Ossetia’s side\*

Georgia: “Oh you’ve got to be kidding me.”

*Azerbaijan*: “Don’t worry brother! I will help you in your struggles! So that I can get revenge on that despicable Armenia.”

*Syria*: “Weren’t those two literally just in a war?”

*Lebanon*: “Syria you REALLY shouldn’t be talking here.”

\*Georgia and Azerbaijan push them\*

Armenia: “Our beautiful lands… I surrender…”

**\*War ends in Georgian and Azeri Victory (Armenia Spared)\***

**–Now in Eurasia–**

Russia: “That didn’t go as planned. Seems like this was NATO’s doing again. Even after American promise, they are still causing trouble.”

**–Now in Europe–**

*Denmark*: “Scandinavia, your success as a country is very impressive! Which is why I would like to join your union!”

*Scandinavia*: “Why would we want to add you?”

Denmark: “Well, you are using my flag of a previous union…”

Scandinavia: “I like the gold colour, ok?”

*Iceland*: “I’d also like to join your union!”

Scandinavia: “... Very well! Both of you are welcome!” **(-2)**

**–Now in Africa–**

**\*War ends in Ethiopian and Eritrean Victory\***

*Ethiopia*: “Finally! This bloody civil war is over. I couldn’t have done it without your support.”

Saudi Arabia: “It’s my pleasure. I understand you are mostly Christian, but you are always welcome to an observer position in our alliance.”

Ethiopia: “Don’t worry. I’m fine on my own. I appreciate the offer, though.”

**–Now in Southern Asia–**

### **Indian Civil War**

\*Theocratic Indian Rebels start a civil war\*

## Chapter 3 Script **(190)**

*India*: “Who are you?!”

*Theocratic Indian Rebels*: “This state has failed our beliefs! We need a state that shall enact the beliefs of Hinduism accurately!”

India: “Oh goodness! How could this get any worse??”

\*Communist Indian Rebels join the war as a third party\*

*Communist Indian Rebels*: “Capitalism has failed this country! Glory to Marx! Glory to Raja!”

India: “...”

China: “I swear it wasn’t me. I’ll send you military aid, along with the rest of SCO.”

India: “You better.”

*Pakistan*: “This is the perfect time to get revenge on India. It’s time to end this conflict once and for all!”

\*Pakistan joins the war on the side of the theocratic rebels\*

Afghanistan: “Now is the time! To destroy the colonial border set on us, and reunite the Pashtun people!”

### **War on the Indian Subcontinent**

\*Afghanistan joins the war as a fourth party\*

Pakistan: “Uh oh.”

\*Communist rebels and Afghanistan split Pakistan, theocratic rebels capture the south\* **(-1)**

India: “I can’t continue this fighting anymore. Please just let me live.”

Communist Indian Rebels: “Why should we keep you alive.”

China: “Because if you don’t, I’m more than happy to take over for India.”

Communist Indian Rebels: “... Fine, we will split ourselves East, West, and South.” **(+2)**

**\*War ends in Rebel Victory (India Spared)\***

**–Now in Central Asia–**

*Karakalpakstan*: “We demand independence!”

*Uzbekistan*: “Really? I’ll hold a referendum.”

\*Referendum passes, 84.2% for independence\*

\*Karakalpakstan gains independence from Uzbekistan\* **(+1)**

**–Now in the Middle East–**

Russia: “Syria, your war has been going on for a decade now. We need solution to war.”

Syria: “Yeah, I know that! If I had one I’d put it to use!”

Russia: “Luckily, I have idea. If you promise Kurds independence, then they may cooperate with you and help with rebels.”

Syria: “That’s insane! You suggest I work with the Kurds?”

Russia: “I agree it is not ideal situation, but it’s the best thing you can do.”

Syria: “You know what, fine. Kurdistan, I’m willing to offer you independence if you help me defeat the rebel army!”

*Turkey*: “I beg your pardon what”

*Kurdish Rebels*: “Wait, really? Well, why didn’t you say that sooner! It’s time to end this war!”

\*Rebels get pushed back\*

*Syrian Rebels*: “This isn’t the last you’ll see of us! One day we will get our revenge! One day!”

\*Kurdistan gains independence from Syria\* **(+1)**

**\*War ends in Syrian and Kurdish Rebel Victory\***

**–Now in East Asia–**

*Korea*: “Japan, I have an idea!”

Japan: “Well, what is it?”

Korea: “We worked really well together back there, and I was thinking we should create an alliance!”

Japan: “An alliance… I’ll consider the thought. In the meantime, I need to talk with someone.”

**–Now in North America–**

Japan: “Alright America, what’s the issue? You’ve been like this for so long, with so much going on. This isn’t like you.”

United States: “I’ve failed everyone Japan. My efforts to make the world a better place have ended horribly. Perhaps, I shouldn’t intervene at all, and let the world dictate itself. That’s when I made a promise. To not intervene in foreign affairs, and focus only on myself.”

Japan: “I don’t believe a word you just said. We need you America! The world needs you! Look what’s going on out there. The Syrian civil war ended, a communist India now exists, Russia was been doing whatever… If you leave all your allies behind, you are only creating a power vacuum for the other powers to take hold of! Your allies believe in you! I believe in you! So I say you should start believing in yourself!”

United States: “I’ll think about it… I need time Japan. Please leave me be.”

Japan: “Alright, but please consider my words America.”

**–Now in East Asia–**

Japan: “If America isn’t willing to bring things to balance, then I must do it myself. Korea, you mentioned an alliance, right?”

## Chapter 4 Script **(193)**

**–Now in Europe–**

*Belarus*: “This democratic government the people created… It’s causing so much trouble… The citizens are rising up. This is the beginning of the end for me…”

### **Belarusian Civil War**

\*Belarusian civil war starts\*

\*Rebels are winning\*

Russia: “Not yet, comrade. Let me help you in your struggles.”

Belarus: “Please do!”

\*Russia pushes the rebels back, winning\*

**\*War ends in Belarusian Victory\***

Belarus: “Thank you Russia! That was greatly appreciated!”

Russia: “Anything to help fellow ally. I suggest you join the Shanghai Cooperation Organization for safety.”

Belarus: “Will do!”

\*Belarus joins SCO\*

**–Now in southwestern Europe–**

*Portugal*: “Spain… please help me…”

*Spain*: “Portugal? What’s wrong!?”

Portugal: “It’s… a cou-”

\*Portugal collapses\* **(-1)**

\*Portuguese Empire arises\* **(+1)**

*Portuguese Empire*: “Finally! It’s been too long! Now, time to conquer my old and righteous territories!”

\*The Portuguese Empire takes over Cape Verde and Guinea Bissau\* **(-2)**

Portuguese Empire: “This will do… For now…”

**–Now in Southern Africa-**

*Kenya*: “Is the constitution ready?”

*Uganda*: “Yep, we are just waiting on Tanzania’s approval.”

Tanzania: “Umm, I’m going to be honest with all of you… I don’t think I want to be apart of this union just yet…”

Uganda: “Wait? Why not? We’ve been planning this for years, and you are just going to leave us behind?”

Tanzania: “I’m sorry. I’ve just had a lot going on recently.”

Uganda: “Like what?”

*Rwanda*: “Leave him be Uganda. He doesn’t have to be part of this if he wishes not to. If and when you are ready brother, you are always welcome to join us.”

Tanzania: “Of course.”

Rwanda: “My fellow brothers! It is time for the event we have waited decades for! Our unification!”

\*They unite into the East African Federation\* **(-5) (+1)**

**–Now in North America–**

United States: “... Japan is right. People need me. The whole world needs me. What am I even doing? It’s time for me to stop sulking. It’s time to take initiative.”

## Chapter 5 Script **(187)**

**–Now in East Asia–**

Japan: “Has all the paperwork been signed?”

Korea: “Yep, Everything is ready!”

Japan: “Then let’s make this alliance public.”

\*The Pacific Treaty Organization (PTO) has been announced with Korea and Japan as its founding members\*

United States: “Japan, I’ve thought about what you said and all.  I think our alliances should partner together.”

Japan: “Of course! It’s good to have you back, America! Now, do we have any ideas on combating China?”

United States: “I think I have one.”

**–Now in Central Asia–**

China: “The stock market’s been hijacked! It’s going to crash at this rate… America, is this your doing?!”

United States: “What? I don’t know what you are talking about.”

China: “My stock market! Did you hijack the Shanghai Stock Market!?

United States: “What’s a stock market?”

China: “Arrgghh! Godammit America!”

Russia: “Interesting. I thought America promised no international intervention. Would you like economic aid?”

China: “Of course I need it! You’re a lifesaver Russia.”

**–Now in South America–**

*Paraguay*: “Paraguay”

*Venezuela*: “Oh no, my people are rising up!”

### **Venezuelan Civil War**

\*Venezuelan Civil War starts\*

United States: “This isn’t good… If I do nothing, then these rebels could become real trouble later. Colombia, I have an offer for you.”

*Colombia*: “What kind of offer?”

United States: “I’m willing to split Venezuela with you, as long as you keep the region in check.”

Colombia: “You’re joking. Didn’t you promise neutrality a while ago?”

United States: “I’ve since realized this world needs me Colombia. Now, are you in this or not?”

Colombia: “I’d be more than happy to.”

\*Colombia and the United States join as third parties\*

**\*War ends in Colombian and American Victory\***

*Brazil*: “Did America just…”

Colombia: “America, I appreciate your trust. Is there any way I can return this favour?”

United States: “Yes. I was wishing we could start a joint operation to help rebuild Venezuela. Do you mind helping me?”

Colombia: “Of course!”

**–Now in Europe–**

*Romania*: “Uh… guys?”

United States: “What is it Romania?”

Romania: “The AUR… they’ve gained power…”

\*Romania has a coup\*

\*Romania becomes Greater Romania\*

*Greater Romania*: “Ah yes! I feel the power running through my veins! It’s time to bring orde-”

United States: “Nope.”

### **NATO Reclaim of Greater Romania**

\*NATO declares war on Greater Romania\*

**\*War ends in NATO Victory\***

United States: “Also, countryballs don’t have veins. Know your own anatomy, pal.”

\*Romania gets restored\*

Romania: “You’re a literal life saver America!”

United States: “Tell me about it. Also, speaking of Europe… Scandinavia, some of my alliance members have joined your little union. Do you mind if you join NATO to keep those areas safe?”

Scandinavia: “Of course! I’ve been waiting for you to ask!”

\*Scandinavia joins NATO\*

**–Now in South America–**

Brazil: “I… can’t believe what’s happening right now! Is everyone just going to let America tread on us like this!?”

*Argentina*: “Well, he is America.”

Brazil: “That’s besides the point! He’s gonna make this continent his if we don’t do anything! I suggest a defensive alliance, who’s with me?”

*Peru*, *Bolivia*, Paraguay, Argentina, *Uruguay*: “We are!”

\*A new Anti-American alliance, named Pacto de Defensa Latino-Americano (PDLA), has formed\*

United States: “What happened to the Rio Pact…”

Brazil: “Screw the Rio Pact! Your interference here isn’t welcome!”

United States: “Of course, and just when I thought Portugal was my only remaining problem. This isn’t going to be easy. Well, when has my job ever been easy anyway?”

**–Now in the Caucasus–**

Armenia: “My beautiful lands… they took my beautiful lands away from me… … No more… I won’t allow any more of this. It’s time I got tougher.”

## Chapter 6 Script - African Madness I **(187)**

**–Now in Africa–**

Angola: “Zambia, Tanzania. I have something that will interest both of you.”

Zambia: “Is it about the metal?”

Angola: “Yes. I’ve made mock weapons using the samples I’ve currently mined out. How do I put this… This metal could completely change modern warfare, to say the least.”

Tanzania: “Are… you really sure about that?”

Angola: “I’ve literally created a tank that can theoretically outspeed a regular automobile on a highway. Yes, I’m confident.”

Zambia: “That’s incredible… God, how are we supposed to keep this a secret…?”

Tanzania: “I don’t know how either…”

Angola: “We wait. That’s what we are going to do. We wait until the time is right.”

**–Now in Eastern Africa–**

*Somalia*: “Hey uhh… boss… So you know how I’ve pretty much been in civil war for decades now?”

Saudi Arabia: “Yeah?”

Somalia: “So it would be pretty easy to assume all of this war has left me pretty vunerable to collapsing…”

Saudi Arabia: “Somalia you better not tell me you are about to collapse.”

\*Somalia collapses\* **(-1)**

**\*War ends in Rebel Victory\***

Saudi Arabia: “Godammit Somalia.”

\*Puntland, Somaliland and Al Shabaab are created out of the collapsed Somalia\* **(+3)**

*Puntland*: “Hi Saudi Arabia! We are sorry about the old government’s complete collapse. Can I join the Arab League?”

Saudi Arabia: “Sure… at least I can get something out of this.”

\*Puntland joins the Arab League\*

**–Now in Northwestern Africa–**

*Morocco*: “I’m tired of these disputes… Sahrawi, I’m willing to offer you autonomy and support if you join me.”

*Sahrawi*: “Never!”

Morocco: “I won’t take no for an answer… not anymore…”

### **Second Sand War**

\*Morocco declares war on Sahrawi\*

\*Morocco quickly takes over most of Sahrawi, only leaving the capital and surrounding cities left\*

*Algeria*: “This is crazy Morocco! Pull out of West Sahara now!”

*Maruritania*: “I’m going to war if you don’t get out of West Sahara!”

Morocco: “If you want me to get out… If you want me to get out, then make me!”

\*Algeria and Maruritania declare war on Morocco\*

Morocco: “Oh… I wasn’t expecting you two to actually declare war…”

Portuguese Empire: “Would now be a good time to join in?”

Morocco: “Nah, I got this.”

\*Algeria pushes Morocco back\*

Morocco: “Okay, maybe I don’t have this. Portugal?”

Portuguese Empire: “Already on it.”

\*The Portuguese Empire declares war on Sahrawi, Algeria, and Maruritania\*

Algeria: “What??”

\*The Portuguese Empire pushes Sahrawi, Algeria, and Maruritania back, and causes Sahrawi and Maruritania to surrender\*

Algeria: “I can’t believe this is really happening… I surrender…”

\*Morocco takes over Sahrawi, and parts of Algeria and Maruritania\*

**\*War ends in Moroccan and Portuguese Victory\***

**–Now in the Middle East and Africa–**

Saudi Arabia: “Algeria, Morocco, what the hell just happened?”

Algeria: “Morocco invaded my allies! A completely foreign nation. He’s been trying to absorb him in for years. Then, when we went to punish him, he cried and whined to Portugal… ‘Please! Help me please Portugal!’ For some reason, he actually LISTENED and now one of my allies is dead! Please do something about this. Kick him out or something!”

Morocco: “... I was just asserting my southern claims, that’s all…”

Saudi Arabia: “Got it. Algeria, you’re out of the Arab League.”

Algeria: “Wha- Bu- But I thought we were- … Whatever, I can’t take any of this madness any longer…”

**–Now in East Africa–**

*East African Federation*: “I just realized… my flag is completely outdated… I think I’ll hold a flag competition to change it!”

\*The East African Federation changes its flag\*

**–Now in West Africa–**

*Cameroon*: “Those goddamn seperatists… They’ve gotten a lot stronger now… This is… going to become…

## Chapter 7 Script - African Madness II **(189)**

### **Cameroonian Civil War**

\*Cameroon separatists start a civil war\*

Cameroon: “I think my suspicions have been confirmed… Nigeria, why are you funding a rebellion against me?”

*Nigeria*: “Better question is, why aren’t you giving these people independence?”

Cameroon: “Because it’s my land?”

Nigeria: “That doesn’t matter! This continent is unstable as it is, is it really a pain seceeding some land? Just tell them ‘I’m fine with giving you your independence’.

Cameroon: “Say that to Boko Haram and you have a deal.”

Nigeria: “Ohhh, you REALLY want to go there? I got a better deal for you, I invade you, and you seceede your land to the both of us!”

Cameroon: “Try me.”

\*Nigeria joins the war on the side of the separatists\*

\*Boko Haram joins the war as a third party\*

*Boko Haram*: “This is our chance!”

\*Boko Haram, Nigeria, and the separatists gain land\*

Cameroon: “Damn you…”

\*Cameroon surrenders\* **(+1)**

Nigeria: “I’ve been able to almost halt Boko Haram’s advances, but something isn’t right… almost like someone is supporting them… I have to think of something, it’s not like they are just going to negotiate peace…”

Boko Haram: “Nigeria, I wish to negotiate peace with you.” **(+1)**

Nigeria: “Oh… well that was easier than I thought…”

**\*War ends in Peace (Cameroon Spared)\***

**–Now in the Middle East–**

Oman: “Why are we even doing this?”

Saudi Arabia: “Trust me Oman, you will come to appreciate this decision later… Right now, we need to expand our influence. Especially what happened in the Second Sand War. What better way then to convince rebels to more peaceful measures? It will get some strain off of neighbouring countries, and give us more allies.”

Oman: “What if America doesn’t like what you are doing?

Saudi Arabia: “Then so be it. He relies on me after all.”

Oman: “Alright then… you’re the boss… When are we inviting Boko Haram?”

Saudi Arabia: “Soon.”

**–Now in Southern Africa–**

*South Africa*: “I can’t believe this is really happening… Even after all the progress I’ve made, it’s still no use. I’m out of ideas to save this country… I’m out of ideas to save this country, except one. Lesotho…”

*Lesotho*: “I already know what you are going to say, so I’ll just do the referendum.”

\*The referendum passes, with 89.8% of Mosotho people wanting to join South Africa\*

Lesotho: “Welp. There goes my independence…”

\*South Africa and Lesotho form the South African Union\* **(-2) (+1)**

*South African Union*: “Ahh… this feels much better… but it still won’t be enough. Join me Eswatini…”

*Eswatini*: “Uhh… what would I get out of this?”

South African Union: “I’ll make sure to decrease your poverty rate, and protect you in case Mozambique decides to be aggressive. Does that sound like a good deal?”

Eswatini: “I mean… Yeah I guess so… Don’t make me regret this.”

\*Eswatini joins the South African Union\* **(-1)**

**–Now in Central Africa–**

*Dem. Congo*: “I think it’s time we settled things.”

*Rep. Congo*: “You really think so? I think it’s time I put some dirt in your eye.”

### **Fourth Congo War**

\*Dem. Congo declares war on Rep. Congo\*

Angola: “Oh boy…”

Zambia: “Wait… what’s going on??”

Angola: “Sit and watch Zambia, we’re about to witness a show.

Rep. Congo: “You really think you can beat me, eh?”

Dem. Congo: “I’ll beat you easily! Infact, it will be the quickest war I’ll ever have to fight!”

Rep. Congo: “Oh really?! Then get your troops over here and fight me!”

Dem. Congo: “You want me to fight you huh?!”

Rep. Congo: “Yea, bring it on!”

Dem. Congo: “Gladly!”

\*Dem. Congo takes the capital of Rep. Congo, forcing the latter to surrender\*

Zambia: “What just…”

Angola: “Looks like he wasn’t wrong… 29 minutes, I think that’s a record!”

Zambia: “But how did they…?”

Angola: “Well, both of their capitals were right next to each other. I thought it was going to continue a bit longer too, but oh well… It was fun while it lasted, right?”

Zambia: “Right…”

\*Dem. Congo takes over Rep. Congo\* **(-1)**

**\*War ends in Dem. Congolese Victory\***

## Chapter 8 Script - African Madness III **(188)**

**–Now in Western Africa–**

*The Gambia*: “These floods keep getting worse… and worse… I don’t think… I can take much more… Maybe… if I…

\*The Gambia collapses\* **(-1)**

*Senegal*: “Cheezus Christ! I didn’t think Gambia was going to fall so quickly. I need to claim their land before Portugal can get their hands all over him. I’m sorry, Gambia.”

\*Senegal annexes Gambia’s lands\*

Portuguese Empire: “Lucky bastard…”

**–Now in Southern Africa–**

*Zimbabwe*: “Oh god… it’s… happening…”

\*Zimbabwe collapses\* **(-1)**

\*A new Zimbabwe arises from the collapse\* **(+1)**

Zimbabwe: “Zimbabwe pa denga”

### **Zimbabwean Invasion of Botswana**

\*Zimbabwe declares war on Botswana\*

*Botswana*: “WHAT??”

Zimbabwe: “Zimbabwe pa denga”

\*Zimbabwe approaches Botswana’s capital\*

Botswana: “I don't understand... WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!”

Zimbabwe: “Zimbabwe pa denga... ZIMBABWE PA DENGA!”

Botswana: “NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!”

\*Botswana surrenders\*

\*Zimbabwe takes over Botswana\* **(-1)**

**\*War ends in Zimbabwean Victory\***

**–Now in Central Africa–**

D. Congo: “Finally… the Congo is completely mine… Now, I can have complete power! Hopefully I will retain this power for years to come… and no attempts against my power will be made… Oh no! An attempt against my power!”

\*D. Congo collapses\* **(-1)**

\*Zaire arises from their collapsed lands\* **(+1)**

*Zaire*: “Oh… Guess I’m a dictatorship now…”

**–Now in the Middle East–**

Oman: “This war in Yemen has gone on for decades now… I don’t think our intervention is enough, we need to do more.”

Saudi Arabia: “Well, what do you suggest?”

Oman: “War. Full on war.”

Saudi Arabia: “That’s completely ridiculous, I’m not escalating a conflict like this.”

Oman: “You did the same with Boko Haram. What’s the difference?”

*United Arab Emirates*: “Yeah, I agree with Oman here. We aren’t doing anything and the situation is only getting worse.”

*Egypt*: “I also agree.”

*Qatar*: “I also agree.”

Saudi Arabia: “... Very well. Let’s get this over with.”

\*Arab League declares war on Yemeni rebels\*

**\*War ends in Arab League Victory\***

Saudi Arabia: “Piece of cake.”

Oman: “Finally, that mess is done with. Along with all of our other problems.”

Saudi Arabia: “Almost all of them. I understand that there is still an oncoming crisis we need to avoid, right Egypt?”

Egypt: “Of course.”

**–Now in Southern Africa–**

*Madagascar*: “Something isn’t right…Something isn’t right. There’s a surge of nationalism all across the nation. What’s causing this? South Africa, is this by chance your doing?”

South African Union: “I don’t know what you are talking about. Is it really that bad?”

Madagascar: “Not quite, but it might get to an uncontrollable point. If it does, I don’t know what’s going to happen.”

South African Union: “I see… I can try to help you out. But I can’t guarantee anything.”

Madagascar: “That’s ok. A little help means a lot. If… something bad happens because of all of this… and I’m tied up into all of it somehow… Please know in advance that I’m sorry… sorry for any pain I might cause…”

South African Union: “... What are you talking about?”

Madagascar: “I… Ignore what I said, we need to get to work here. [To himself] If I want to survive, that is.

## Chapter 9 Script - Clash in Cabinda I **(186)**

**–Now in southwestern Europe–**

Portuguese Empire: “Hmm… this plan isn’t working out as well as I want it to. Not only are things going much slower… but the Gambia is in the hands of Senegal. I need a new plan, if I’m going to reach my ultimate goal… And I think I know just where to look.”

**–Now in southwestern Africa–**

Angola: “Tanzania…”

Tanzania: “Hey Angola! What’s the issue?”

Angola: “I don’t know why I’m asking you of all people… I don’t know why I’m asking you of all people, but I need your advice.”

Tanzania: “I’m all ears.”

Angola: “The situation in Cabinda isn’t exactly going the way I’d hoped… They’re starting to prepare for a new offensive… Honestly, I don’t know what to do… All of my attempts to get rid of them have failed. How can I? You get me?”

Tanzania: “Yeah, I understand. Why don’t you just give them independence?”

Angola: “I’d rather not risk my stability for this… If I let Cabinda go, that’s going to open Pandora’s Box… I need another solution…”

Tanzania: “Hmm… the only thing I can think of is using the Webbite…”

Angola: “You gave a name for that thing? We’ve already been over this, that material is supposed to stay confidential. Plus, that doesn’t stop them from coming back, it would be a lose-lose situation. … I guess I’m just cursed for the rest of my existence…”

Tanzania: “Hey, if it gets too tough for you… me and Zambia are more than happy to help you out, ok?”

Angola: “Yeah, thanks… …”

*Cabinda*: “Angola! Your tyranny in our lands is about to end! Give us independence, or we will do it ourselves!”

Angola: “Tyranny? Is that what you call the last couple decades? Tyranny? Try your best.”

### **Cabindan War for Independence**

\*Cabinda starts a civil war\*

\*Cabinda starts winning, then is pushed back\*

Angola: “I still don’t understand after all this time. Why do you still want independence? You know, I’m willing to help you. However, you still wish for war. Why?”

Cabinda: “We value independence over everything else! We won’t stop until we have it!”

Angola: “Of course you would say that.”

\*An unknown third party joins the war\*

Angola: “... What..?”

Cabinda: “Wait a second…”

Portuguese Empire: “Hello Angola.”

Angola: “What the hell do you want Portugal.”

Portuguese Empire: “Cabinda. That’s what I want! Give it to me, and I’ll promise no further aggression.”

Angola: “Like you’ll actually do that. You don’t know what you are getting into, I suggest you back off.”

Portuguese Empire: “No can do. I need Cabinda for my plans. My plans to create a grand, Portuguese Empire! Onwards!”

## Chapter 10 Script - Clash in Cabinda II **(186)**

\*The Portuguese Empire takes over much of Cabinda\*

Angola: “I can’t do much more of this… At this rate, my forces will be completely obliterated.”

Portuguese Empire: “Tell me, Angola. When you think of the great empires that once were, which ones do you think of? The British? The Romans? Perhaps the Third Reich? No one ever thinks of the Portuguese Empire… Despite us giving birth to Colonialism, we reeked in the shadows of the British and the French… Now that the empires of old are gone… It is time the Portuguese gained the recognition they deserved!”

Angola: “I… can’t believe what I’m hearing. You’re insane! There are so many other ways you can do that, yet you choose imperialism and power.”

Portuguese Empire: “I… Yes. I do. The world will know me for what I was meant to be… Their ruler!”

Angola: “Argh…”

Tanzania: “Angola! You need help or else you are going to lose Cabinda! Please! Let me offer you some webbite for prototype tanks!”

Angola: “No! There is another way… I know there is… There… is an idea… I won’t accept anyone knowing about the webbite, especially Portugal. I have an idea, it’s a risky idea, but it’s all I have. It won’t hurt at this point to try.”

\*Angola does a counter naval invasion\*

\*The Portuguese Empire gets pushed out of Cabinda\*

Portuguese Empire: “What?! How did you…”

Zaire: “I heard something about Neo-Colonialism back there… You wouldn’t seriously think I’d allow such a thing on my borders, right?”

Portuguese Empire: “How could I not see something like this coming…”

Angola: “I figured you wouldn’t expect my lines to be reinforced through Zaire. Props on him for giving military access. You’ve been outplayed, Portugal. Now get the hell out of my lands.”

Portuguese Empire: “... Damn you… I’ll be back, and when I do come back… you’ll be sorry for standing in my way.”

Angola: “Now, Cabinda. If you want your independence that badly, I won’t stop you after this conflict. But if Portugal comes back for Round 2… I’m not going to help you. Got that?”

Cabinda: “Err… fine… Have it your way.”

\*Cabinda gives up on independence\*

**\*War ends in Angolan and Zaire Victory\* (-1) (+1)**

**–Now in southern Africa–**

Tanzania: “I can’t believe it…You did it! How?”

Angola: “Tanzania, trust me when I say. If there’s a will, there’s a way... I'll make sure, to my fullest abilities, that we won't reveal the metal until the time is right. Got that?”

Tanzania: "Of course, Angola. I'll make sure to continue this for you."

Angola: "No... don't do it for me. Remember what's at stake here. Do it instead for the human race... Let's continue our research."

**-Now in southwestern Europe-**

Portuguese Empire: "Damn him... Again, another setback... This can't keep happening. It won't. It won't. It won't. It won't. It won't."

## Chapter 11 Script - African Madness IV **(186)**

**-Now in the Middle East-**

Saudi Arabia: "Godammit... This is exactly what I didn't want to happen."

Oman: "What's the matter?"

*Yemen*: Ethiopia's dam is nearly complete. Should we proceed with our backup solution?

Saudi Arabia: Yes, we shall. We have no other options."

**-Now in Africa-**

Egypt: "Ethiopia, this is the last time I'm telling you this... Stop. Building. The Dam."

Ethiopia: "Why would I do that? It's almost finished anyways, just accept the fact my future is now here."

Egypt: " "Your future" is going to end up destroying mine. If you don't stop, I'm going to declare war and stop it myself."

Ethiopia: "You're making a mistake..."

Egypt: "I'm doing what I have to do."

### **War of the Nile**

\*Egypt declares war on Ethiopia\*

\*Sudan declares war on Egypt\*

Saudi Arabia: "Did he just..."

Egypt: "What...? Why Sudan?"

*Sudan*: "You and the Arab League fail to understand the importance of this dam... With it, it can power the majority of both of our nations! It's the way of the future!"

Saudi Arabia: "I can't believe you would let Ethiopia bribe you with power. I thought better of you Sudan. If you want to help Ethiopia, then so be it. Two can play at that game.

\*Arab League supports Egypt\*

\*Egypt pushes through Bir Tawil, Hala'ib Triangle, and sweeps through Northern Sudan, cutting Sudan's coastline.\*

Ethiopia: "No... All I wanted was free energy... and now..."

*Ethiopian Orthodox Rebels*: "You've crippled us. We demand you hand down your power!"

Ethiopia: Very well... For the greater good of this nation, I capitulate."

\*Ethiopia surrenders\*

\*Egypt sweeps through Central and Eastern Sudan, taking Khartoum (Capital)\*

Sudan: There's nothing much more I can do... I surrender..."

Saudi Arabia: "You've made a foolish decision Sudan. For that you will pay the price."

\*Sudan surrenders\*

\*Egypt annexes Northern Sudan and Sudan gets kicked out of the Arab League\*

**\*War ends in Egyptian Victory\***

Egypt: "I feel disguested... How can Sudan do this? All for a little electricity?"

Saudi Arabia: "People will do anything for power, Egypt. Even inhumane principles are not out of the question for those that seek it. It is very disguesting. Just forget about it for now."

**-Still in Africa-**

*Central African Rep.*: "Oh no... I can't... Hold on... much..."

\*Central African Rep. collapses\* **(-1)**

*Chad*: "Mmm... Yes. Free land."

East African Federation: "Hold on everyone! Let's think about this. If we were to each try and divide up this land, it will likely lead to war. I say we should all meet up and discuss how we can divide the land evenly."

\*Zaire annexes Central African Rep's land while East African Federation talks\*

East African Federation: "That way, it is less likely we fight each other over the CAR. Does everyone... Zaire what the fuck are you-"

Zaire: "What? Sorry, did you say something? I was just busy cleaning up the CAR."

East African Federation: "Nevermind."

Cameroon: "This is absurd! You can't just annex the entirety of the CAR!"

Zaire: "Yes I can. Are you going to do anything about that?"

Cameroon: "No..."

Zaire: "Good. We are in agreement then... I assure you the CAR will be in good hands."

**-Now in Southern Africa-**

Madagascar: "Oh no.. It can't be... not after all of South Africa's help..."

South African Union: "Madagascar? What's going on over there?!"

Madagascar: "They are rising... against me..."

## Chapter 12 Script - MadagaReich I **(185)**

\*Madagascar sweeps the rebels off the north side of the island\*

\*Rebels push in the southern side\*

Madagascar: "Who... who are you?

*Malagasy Rebels*: "You don't know who I am? I expected much... For years, we've hid in the shadows..."

\*Malagasy Rebels reveal themselves\*

*Nazi Madagascar*: "Now, it's time we make our return!"

Madagascar: "WHAT?!"

South African Union: "That's not possible... How can a Nazi insurgency happen, especially in Madagascar?"

Madagascar: "I don't know, but I definitely need some help."

South African Union: "On it's way."

\*Nazi Madagascar pushes into Central Madagascar\*

\*South African division ships get bombed\*

South African Union: "What? They just... intercepted my divisions!"

Nazi Madagascar: "Yeah? Did you really think I'd let you support the government I'm fighting?"

South African Union: "Madagascar, I don't think I'll be able to help you... I can attempt to air drop supplies, but I won't be able to provide anything else."

Madagascar: "No... How is this possible? Why are you doing this??"

Nazi Madagascar: "You've yet to realize my importance, Madagascar. With me in control, I will bring stability to all I conquer!"

Madagascar: "NO! You'll only bring destruction! I'll continue fighting until the very end!"

Nazi Madagascar: "Then go ahead. Your fronts are collapsing. It should be easy capturing Antanarivo."

\*Nazi Madagascar sweeps through Central Madagascar\*

\*South African Union airdropped supplies to Madagascar in Antananarivo (Capital)\*

\*Antananarivo (Capital) gets captured by Nazi Madagascar\*

Madagascar: "This seems so surreal. A Nazi insurgency... taking power in my nation..."

Nazi Madagascar: "Madagascar. You are surrounded. Your army is decimated..."

Paraguay: "Yeah, we already did that Grievous quote in Skin Cell Part 4... Could you mayb-"

Nazi Madagascar: "Not now! What I'm saying is, you have reached your end. Even your own people don't believe in you. I suggest you surrender your power to me, and I will make this place better than you ever will have!"

Madagascar: "... N-.. Ne-"

\*Nazi Madagascar invades the rest of Madagascar\* **(-1)**

Nazi Madagascar: "Bad choice of words."

**\*War ends in Rebel Victory\* (+1)**

Nazi Madagascar: "Heh... The Nazis don't need a peace treaty."

United States: "Wait a second..."

**-Now in North Atlantic Ocean-**

United States: "What the FUCK. IS THAT THE NAZIS??"

France: "I can't believe it! Should we take any action against them?"

United States: "Of course! This is complete madness! A modern day fascist state won't be allowed in the world of today. ESPECIALLY, with those horrendous glasses."

France: "But America... Both of your glasses are the same, wouldn't you be insulting your own glasses?"

United States: "Shut up. Let's just get to work. The quicker we are, the quicker we free Madagascar from tyranny."

**-Now in Southern Africa-**

Zambia: "Oh my..."

Angola: "Oh my indeed. This is absurd. South Africa, what's going on over there?"

South African Union: "I don't understand it well myself. It seems like Madagascar has had a Nazi insurgency. If that's even a thing."

Angola: "How is that even possible? Fascist support in Madagascar was never high."

South African Union: "Whether or not it's possible isn't relevant now, the continent must be ready to fight against this monster."

## References List

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 Tigray War
2. ↑ Socalist Vatican loves to say, "Socalist Vatican True Vatican Vatican City False Vatican"
3. ↑ Syrian Civil War
4. ↑ Somali Civil War
5. ↑ Western Sahara Conflict
6. ↑ Fastest War ever recorded is the Anglo-Zanzibar War with 38 minutes.
7. ↑ The Gambia gets flooded in 2022.
8. ↑ Yemeni Civil War