Asherpate's cars series 2 episode 21: 1994 GM Goodwrench Dealer 400

The 2nd Michigan race of 1994. Sadly, during practice, Ernie Swervan was OUT FOR THE SEASON because of Kyle Trackson turning him. As a result, Kyle will be suspended for the rest of the season (hooray).

## Transcript

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! I must get a 3rd win so I'll be more excited!

Dale Earnhardt: Yeah! Maybe later this season, you'll beat me in the 1994 Dinoco 400.

Jeff Gorvette: Then I'll be like The King!

Dale Earnhardt: We'll see!

(practice)

Kyle Trackson: SCREW YOU ERCKY SWERVICK! TAKE THIS! (turns Ernie Swervan)

Ernie Swervan: NOOOO!!!!!!!!! (hits the outside wall)

Ken Squier: OH CRASH! Ernie Swervan hard in the wall!

Ned Carrett: I don't know if he's dead.

Pinkie If he is dead right now, I'm gonna vomit!

Texaco Havoline crew chief: Are you okay, Ernie?

Ernie Swervan (weakly): YES!

Jeff Gorvette: Oh no! Ernie Swervan is almost dead.

Dale Earnhardt: Yeah! It maybe another mean racer who did this.

Jeff Gorvette: Who did this!

Kyle Trackson: HA HA HA! I DID IT LOSER!

Jeff Gorvette: You did it!

Kyle Trakcson: YEAH! I'M KYLE TRACKSON! NICE TO HATE YOU!

Jeff Gorvette: OH YEAH! NICE TO HATE YOU LIKE CHICK HICKS AND RUSTY WALLACE!

Dale Earnhardt: YEAH! YOU'RE ANOTHER MEAN RACER! I'VE ALSO HEARD OF YOU CAUSING THE CRASH WHERE TOM LANDIS DIED AND BOBBY CARLLISON'S CAREER ENDED IN THE SAME CRASH!

The King: Jeff Gorvette and Dale Earnhardt are right! Kyle Trackson, you'll be suspended for the rest of the season for causing this bad crash!

Kyle Trackson: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Note: Kyle Trackson is suspended for the rest of the season for causing Ernie Swervan's season-ending crash.)

(qualifying)

Ray Reverham: You're starting 15th! 5 positions below the top 10!

Jeff Gorvette: Oh, man! I must get in the lead late in this race!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And the race is on!

Jeff Gorvette: Must get in the top 10!

(lap 98)

Ken Squier: It's lap 98. Ernie Gearson is in the lead! Fallowed by Jeff Gorvette, Alloy Wilson and Gerald Leadfoot!

Ned Carrett: And Jeff Gorvette trying to take the lead from Ernie Gearson! He's trying to get his 3rd career win!

Ernie Gearson: I wish no one passes me!

Jeff Gorvette: We'll I do! (passes Ernie Gearson)

Ernie Gearson: Jeff Gorvette, you're are so fast!

Jeff Gorvette: Ha ha ha! I hope you can beat me next time!

Ernie Gearson: We'll, I'm doing good this season!

Jeff Gorvette: We'll I am too!

Spike: I think Jeff Gorvette is faster than Ernie Gearson! I hope Jeff wins this race!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette leads lap number 98! It's now lap 99! Jeff Gorvette in the lead! Ernie Gearson in 2nd, Alloy Wilson in 3rd, Gerald Leadfoot in 4th, and Darrell Cartrip up to 5th! Right behind them are Bill Racelott, Haul Inngas and Dale Earnhardt!

Alloy Wilson: Right behind you're tail, Ernie!

Ernie Gearson: Oh yeah! You can't get away from me!

Jeff Gorvette: No! Let Alloy Wilson get on you're tail! (laughs)

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette is still in the lead while Alloy Wilson drafts on Ernie Gearson!

Ernie Gearson: Ha, ha! Very funny!

Alloy Wilson: Time to get ahead of you now! Ha ha ha! (passes Ernie Gearson)

Ken Squier: Alloy passes Ernie Gearson for 2nd as Jeff Gorvette leads lap 99! It's now lap 100 and Jeff Gorvette still in the lead! Alloy Wilson and Ernie Gearson are behind him!

Alloy Wilson: Let's see I can draft on this kid! (drafts on Jeff Gorvette)

Jeff Gorvette: Oh no! Don't get on my tail!

Alloy Wilson: Ha ha! I may pass you late this lap!

Jeff Gorvette: Then I must block you!

Ned Carrett: Alloy Wilson drafting on Jeff Gorvette as Gorvette trying to keep the lead!

Spike: I hope Jeff Gorvette leads this lap!

Alloy Wilson: It's time for the PlayStation! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ken Squier: And Alloy Wilson leads lap 100!

(lap 143)

Ray Reverham: Get behind the 93!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! (drafts on Ernie Gearson)

Ernie Gearson: Hey, Jeff Gorvette! It's you again! Will you please get of my tail!

Jeff Gorvette: We'll I must take the lead! (goes into the inside)

Ernie Gearson: I must block him! (makes contact with Jeff Gorvette)

Spike: Ernie Gearson gets lose and Jeff gorvette leads lap 143!

Ken Squier: What a save for Ernie Gearson! Now Jeff is in the lead!

(lap 149)

Alloy Wilson: I'll try to pass this guy again!

Jeff Gorvette: Stop it, please! (blocks Alloy Wilson)

Alloy Wilson: Victory will be mine! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ken Squier: Alloy Wilson passes Jeff Gorvette and leads lap 149)

(lap 198)

(Jeff Gorvette blows an engine)

Ray Reverham: You have blown an engine. You have blown an engine.

Jeff Gorvette: Oh no! Not again!

(2 laps later, finish)

Ken Squier: And it's Gerald Leadfoot for the win!

Gerald Leadfoot: Oh yeah! I'm better than Sammy Smelter!

Ernie Gearson: Good job, Gerald.