Eros Machina

The Eros Machina is a recreational vehicle built by Thoren Emit during the course of SBARG 1.5 Lost Pawns (during this point in particular). It was designed to be able to traverse the furthest ring and go fast enough to enter any universe, plane, or dimension. However, to do this effectively, it must be used by a time player who can accelerate it quickly.

It was crafted out of the wreckage of an alchemized big rig (from big rigs: over the road racing), and an amount of broken down material from the land of meteors and gospel, carried out by a swarm of nanites that thoren gained earlier during a 2x final boss battle combob. Using their robotic intellect, they were able to build a blueprint that mashed together an 18-wheeler and an rv. They added a really tall attic bit so it could connect to a sphere that was previously attached to a hitch trailer on the back. This sphere was known as the dream dome, a dreambubble that was contained within a concrete exterior. The dream dome is now located permanently on the Land of Meteors and Gospel, so the doors leading to it on the rig were removed, leaving a large amount of space for an attic.

The Eros Machina is what Thoren Emit used to enter the bbrp canonspace, during the point that the mage's puppetmaster was working on an important continuity-shifting flash animation for None Pizza With Left Beef. During the duration of Thoren and June's short stay, this vehicle served as a home base of sorts for the group.

Eventually, the party did so much damage to it that Thoren grew enraged and tossed everyone except for june's dead body out of it and drove away back to Earth C, to be repaired in the left beef canonspace and never revisit this plane again. It was broken pretty bad, to say the least.

## Contents

The Eros machina includes the following:

* a living room/kitchen area
* a cockpit area
* a bathroom
* a back room
* an attic

The living room/ kitchen area includes two couches (2nd one unseen due to being on the other wall), plenty of cabinets, a fridge that at one point had a few frozen tv dinners in it (they were eaten by someone in the party) and later the frozen brick of B100D M4N right before being yeeted out at the end. There is also a functional sink and a stove (barely seen here due to being on the back wall). There is also a tv here.

the cockpit area is a typical one, as far as 18-wheelers go. It has a ps2 controller that is used when the rig is in flight. There are mirrors on the side which show objects larger than they appear. There is a cup holder which can hold a standard cup from mcdonalds. The engine is an absolute mess that works on bullshit principles, utilizing a "reverse drive" to be able to accelerate in reverse endlessly. It also stops instantly. There is a button that can be used to make a mechanical grabby hand appear from the top, used to grab people and objects in times when speed is important.

The bathroom contains a toilet, a stand-up shower, and a sink with cabinets underneath it. It has doors leading to the kitchen and the back room.

The back room contains a transportalizer pad which is usually covered by a treasure chest to prevent travel to the warp zone at times when locational scope expansion would be a bad idea. There is also a compact washer and dryer, as well as a number of dresser drawers. The original layout had a bed in this room, but it was moved to the attic to make room for other things. There is also a bedside dresser and a back-wall facing tv here. A ladder leads up to the attic. Most of this room was once dominated by a diagonal ladder, which had lead up to the doors to the dream dome.

The attic is a general storage area, with the bed, some boxes, another bedside dresser, and Thoren's coffin. There was also a cardboard walter white located there, for some reason.

### Note:

The name "Eros Machina" means Love Machine, despite the two different words coming from two different languages (greek and latin, respectively).