The Dunkleverse

Neil's Dunkleverse

Dimklefairy/Dunklefairy

## Ode to Eric Dunkle

Oh Dunkle

Oh Dunkle my sweet

How 𝓃𝒶𝓈𝓉𝓎 you are.

Perched atop a bun so bleak

You are my precious meal to eat

Garbled green and mustard yellow pores

You are the Dunkle I adore.

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I miss the way Dunkle said hello

By hoofing me in the Dunkles...

I miss the daytime, when Dunkle moved so slow

the masses: Oh oh.

Cause other times he'd get freaky...

Oh, Dunkle... Oh, Dunkle... I, I miss you so...

Oh, my Dunkle... My little Dunkle... Why'd I ever let you go?

the masses: Actually, he kinda dumped you.

I miss his smile and the way he liked to bite on a basketball, when there was trouble— Which was all the time. (laughs)

Oh, I miss the way, he'd always say goodnight.

the masses: Oh oh.

And boot me in the Dunkles double...

Ouch. Oh, Dunkle... Oh, Dunkle... I, I miss you so... Oh, my Dunkle... My little Dunkle...

Why'd I ever let you go?

Why'd I ever let you go...

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neil: I'm neil, I'm neil,

I'm neil, I'm dunklrific.

I've come here to bring back your dunkles...

So, hush my sweet, dunkle.

Let me win this one, please.

So try, basketball me!

But, I won protection.

I don't feel that sports.

So, save your objections.

Hush, now, dunkle,

Let me in the dunkleverse.

Whoah! Oof! Aw, no! Ah!

the masses: Next!

sai: I, oh, I-I-I...

I've got problems with dunkles...

Problems with dunkles.

Why, oh, why-y-y?

Am I not at home? I ponder...

Trust me, oh, trust me-e!

I'm your best friend,

And I'll never play sports agai-i-in!

My notebook! Oof!

the masses: Good news! You can have another chance later! But first...

guppet: I'm a guppet now, so don't be giving me flak!

Cause my first guppet just hatched, out of his yolk sa-ack!

So, hush, my sweet!

Let me into the dunkleverse!

dunkle Jr.! No, not Auntie Dunkle!

the masses Penny?

penny: I...

penny: How I-I-I...

penny: How I really hate these dunkles,

And I wanna live to see my thirties.

These, these ear lobed jerks.

They're bringing me strife,

And "dunkle II,"

I'm not your wife,

For the last time!

Get a life!

Yes!

Thanks, my sweet dunkle,

Now I'm in the dunkleverse!

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No need to get crazy. It's dunklin' time at last! You don't wanna sports us up. We're mostly full of wadeport. No, no! It's mating time for dunkles. So, what'cha waiting on? Just ignore us wadeports! Oooooh. And dunkle till the break of dawn! It's dunklin' time. dunklin' time, dunklin' time... dunkle mating season. It's dunklin' time dunklin' time, dunklin' time... dunkles, get busy now... It's dunklin' time. dunklin' time, dunklin' time... dunkle mating season. It's dunklin' time. dunklin' time, dunklin' time... dunkle mating season! ezekiel: dunkle, eh!? Whoa, no wait!

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* Killed himself.

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