Jetlag Travel Guide Timeline

Timeline within the Jetlag Travel Guide, both fictional and real, featured within the in-universe.

## Timeline

### 1,000,000s

1,000,000 - *Homo disorientatus*, a confused African man, somehow ends up getting lost in Asia in what is now known as Phaic Tăn.

### 1240s

1241 - Sasava is completely destroyed by Mongol invaders.

### 1500s

1507 - Fyodor, future saint within Molvanîa Baltic Orthodox faith, is born.

### 1520s

Miscellaneous - During the 1520s period of the Renaissance, the town of Motensparg, Molvanîa hosted Europe's most enlightened universities that taught Greek and Latin and offered wrestling scholarships.

### 1540s

1548 - The Federated Association of Plundered Nations is founded to combat alarming number of pirates raiding San Sombrèran ships off the coast of Spanish colony of San Sombrèro.

### 1560s

1563 - Fyodor, at age 56 and weighing at 100kg, is arrested by Protestant Militiaman whom demand he renounce his Baltic Orthodox faith. Fyodor, claiming the Lord would protect him, refused to do so. Protestant Militiaman proceeded to tie him to a tree, whip him, shoot him with arrows, and finally behead, but not before he uttered his last words, "Copra Sanctum" ("Holy Shit").

### 1600s

1605 - Construction of Royal Palace in the city Bumpattabumpah in the Buhng Lung province of Phaic Tăn. begins.

### 1680s

1680 - Royal Palace in city of Bumpattabumpah within Buhng Lung province of Phaic Tăn is completed.

### 1870s

1872 - British explorer and scientist Charles Darwin sets foot on Isle of Fogg. After observing the natives, Charles Darwin almost abandons his Theory of Evolution.

### 1890s

1891 - Szlonko Busjbusj, future prime minister, reformer and Father of Modern Molvanîa is born in Molvanîa.

1892 -

4:30 PM, September 8th, Spanish Flag is torn down outside the Government House, being replaced by white-stained checkered tablecloth. San Sombrèro is officially an independent country and no longer a Spanish colony.

1932 - Great Depression hits Molvanîa, resulting in hyper-inflation striking the country, forcing its citizens to use wheelbarrows to carry loads of Strubls just to buy basic grocery goods. Szlonko Busjbusj led his country through this trying time through reforms ahead of the rest of world, notably making wheelbarrows legal tender.

Goh Ti, a future radical democracy pioneer, is born in Ayuthach, Phaic Tăn.

### 1940s

1940 - The Nazi Party rises to prominence in Molvanîa, leading to Molvanîa to enter World War II as an ally of Germany.

1947 - The ashtray is invented by famed Molvanîan inventor and Sasava resident, B.V. Gyzcezcbi.

### 1950s

1951 - In September of that year, troops of Prime Minister Tuph Nhut's regime in Phaic Tăn open fire on a mob of kindergarten students. Following week leads to mass riots in Bumpattabumpah and communist rebels seizing control of radio stations, declaring a revolution and 'No Repeat Tuesday'. This results in Phaic Tăn being thrown into a bloody civil war.

Goh Ti is busy discusing in reform politics at this point in time.

1953 - The Peasant Purge of 1953 occur in Phaic Tăn under the command of Prime Minister Tuph Nhut.

1956 - Goh Ti returns to his home in Ayuthach, Phaic Tăn; giving a speech stating nothing could stop the people if they stand united. Goh Ti then proceeded to stand upon a table, resulting in his decapitation by a ceiling fan within the building he was speaking in.

### 1960s

1962 - Szlonko Busjbusj dies of natural causes as the result of an assassination.

1965 - Phaic Tăn enters into a period isolationism as part of its 'Closed Door' Policy, resulting in little foreign contact with the West and almost no foreign imports.

1967 - Panzyrufl Jytrap,future famed gay Molvanîan author is born, most remembered for his book  *Proud, Gay and Molvanîan*.

Miscellaneous - The United States' Central Intelligence Agency in the 1960s conducted several operations within Phaic Tăn. These including Operation Restore Democracy to establish military junta in Phaic Tăn. This was followed up by Operation Freedom to replace the military junta with a single dictator. That too was followed up by Operation Enduring Friendship, which consisted of American forces carpet bombing Phaic Tăn for three months.

### 1970s

1978 - Construction of Amphitheatre of Slakoff in Slakoff, Molvanîa ends when the Rome-based construction company goes bankrupt, leaving nothing but ruins by the Romans.

1979 - Panzyrufl Jytrap is executed for views on homosexuality by the Molvanîan Government. Shortly thereafter, his work would be recognized in Molvanîa, leading to his state sanctioned funeral.

### 1980s

1980 - Phaic Tăn ends 'Closed Door' Policy isolationism that had been the policy of the country since 1965.

1982 - Claujz Vernkiz under the Democratic People's Party runs for governor office in Sjerezo, a city still suffering from hyperinflation, mass unemployment and increasing breadlines from World War II. Upon winning the election, Governor Claujz Vernkiz procliams himself Supreme Leader of the city and cancels all future elections. Claujz Vernkiz and Democratic People's Party ruthless control of the city is retained to this very day.

1985 - Lutenblag Stadium is completed. Capable of holding 10,000 people, is hoped to be used in the upcoming 1994 World Cup.

1989 - Rzelic Party is ousted from power in Molvanîa by the Peace Party. Under the Peace Party's leadership, Molvanîa declares war against its neighbor Slovakia and Poland.

### 1990s

1993 - The world's first ice hotel opens in Norgborg when the heating system in the Holiday Inn breaks down.

1994 - 1994 World Cup is held... Molvanîa is not picked as the host nation, resulting in Lutenblag Stadium not being used for its original intended purpose.

1995 - The Euro-Balkan Championship is held in Sasava, with Molvanîa competing with Slovakia. The city is nearly destroyed by Slovakian soccer fans when a serious of soccer riots erupted throughout the city.

1997 - Molvanîa applies for membership into European Union, although full membership has yet to be achieved for failure to allow biological weapons inspectors into the country.

1998 - Tvorz Grand Hotjl, a luxery hotel located in Lublova, Eastern Steppes, Molvanîa is destroyed when a trouser press caught on fire.

Miscellaneous - In mid 1990s, birth rates in San Sombrèro fell in part with the introduction of cable TV.

### 2000s

2001 - Foot and Mouth Disease Outbreak hits several countries within the European Union and elsewhere, such as the United Kingdom but also France and Molvanîa. Origin is unknown, but possibly originated from Zjez Zjez, a luxery eating establishment in the city of Lublova within the Eastern Steppes province of Molvanîa.