Varren Kai’s Guide to Sucking Less Cock & Fighting More

List of passages about floors of the tower:

1. *On the **Floor of Obsidian:** "A floor of glass structures; built of obsidian through & through. The **Feyra** Families and the **Terra** families contest this floor's ownership, and yet the king grants neither of them permission to rule. Perhaps it is in the King's best interest to have his subjects squabbling for land rather than uniting their forces. The king is a weak little cuc..."*
2. *On the **Floor of Flames:*** "Everything here is on fire, not gonna lie straight up my alley. The **Feyra Family** rules this floor. The higherups, like all members of every family likes their little bullshit schemes, however the leader, **Caleb Feyra** is one fucking based mother fucker. Scorched earth all the way. If he wasn't so loyal to the King, I'd get him drunk off of **Voidling Beer** and we'd watch the tower burn!"
3. On the **Floor of Lanterns:** "This place is quaint if you're into that. The only fights worth seeking here are with the scattered clerics of the **Grimm Family**; their contracts are often quite fucked up for their renowned "holy" abilities. And what's stranger, as an astute reader may have picked up on, is the most righteous faction is wholly disassociated with the **Church of the Pointed Star**. Really makes you think about this whole religion thing right?"
4. *On the **Floor of Twilight:** "There's this one guy I fought here, had a white & black mask and wouldn't make his god damn mind about anything. He was a lot of fun, I had left him alive due to his contract being one that involves self-improvement as a condition for it's proper usage. As for the floor itself, there's not a lot of fun things to do here, sure the whole "day & night" thing... It being twilight all the time is a thing. Which makes things interesting if your contract involves day/night cycles I suppose. Oh there was this one comedian I saw on this floor who told this one joke; went something along the lines of: "there were these two dogs..."*
5. On the **Floor of Inversion**: "Up is down, right is left etc. This one is real interesting, and the first one considered to be a **Filter Series** floor. There was this one High Acer that had challenged me to a duel on this floor, and she had attempted to use a domain that scrambled the direction the trapped creature's neurons would fire. Trying to figure out how to fight under these conditions made for one of the most interesting fights I had ever had. This is the kind of shit I like to see; I gave that brave woman the honorable **Elden-Death** she was looking for, she deserved to die by my hand. One of the highest praises I can give. Truly."
6. **On the Floor of Swords**: "One of my favorites! The Floor of Swords is the birthplace of the **Redblades** & **Blackblades** respectively, these 2 factions subdivide many of the public factions of the tower, into those that want to destroy / reform the tower and those who want to preserve / protect the tower. This floor is my favorite to go to as both factions have members that have lifelong grudges against me, and whenever I pass through, I have duelers come to me! Of course these duels don't live up to the hype, and at this point I've learned the trick of the Redblade & Bladeblade Domains. Except for this one guy. The name was **Trebin Blackblade**, it was his turn to duel me to the death and whilst using the Blackblade Domain he had created a limiter contract that imposed further conditions on his ability to use the Blackblade Domain. The conditions were tight, but refined perfectly to that specific fight, he wouldn't ever get to use the domain again, set several binding vows up with penalties of true death. And so he was able to empower the sword's hits to pierce my skin; and used the typical terms of domains having "sure-fire" hits. That bastard put up a fight - that's for sure. I think he chugged at least 217 greater healing potions during the fight, (of course I was playing with him.) Long story short, his will gave way and he yielded the battle. Revoking his right to be a Blackblade; the satisfaction of watching a guy like that yield to superior might is kinda sad honestly. His lifework being given up in just the span of 23 days."

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