Thanos

I am inevitable.

Jellyfish (Patrick)

**Thanos** is a competitor in Cartoon Beatbox Battles. He has won against Darkseid with his beatbox variation of *Party Up*, but lost to Patrick with an original beatbox. He'll be back in the Loser Round against Sonic.

## Personality

Thanos is cruel and serious; he likes a challenge to prove his power. In Thanos Vs Patrick, Thanos didn't believe that Patrick was an actual facing competitor due to how weak Patrick is.

## Episodes

* Deadpool vs Deadshot
* Black Panther Vs Batman (Flashback)
* Darkseid Vs Thanos
* Mario vs Sonic
* SpongeBob Vs Deadpool (On-screen)
* Thanos vs Patrick
* Pennywise Vs Groot (Flashback)
* Black Panther Vs Deadpool
* Deadpool Vs Patrick (Cameo)

* Thanos Vs Sonic

#### **Deadpool Vs Deadshot**

Thanos makes a cameo appearance in Deadpool's beatbox, with Deadpool stating that if Verbal Ase wanted to give Deadpool a challenge, he should've been paired with Thanos.

#### **Black Panther Vs Batman**

He was shown during the flashback of Deadpool's round.

#### **Darkseid Vs Thanos**

Thanos makes his debut in the series in Darkseid Vs Thanos. Thanos approaches Verbal ASE and asks him if he is scared. Verbal ASE gulps, and then confirms. Thanos gets a chuckle, and then tells him;

Thanos says this as he points to Darkseid. After Darkseid is introduced Darkseid walks up to Thanos. He states he's the famous "Thanos" everyone has talked about. Thanos comes back by saying that he's never heard of him before. After this, Thanos goes up first to beatbox. Thanos teleports all around the ring and then seen walking saying "up in here". Then, he puts an infinity gem on his infinity gauntlet and teleports to him. Then begins an arm wrestling match in the air and Thanos is next seen on the Avengers:Infinity War Titan, battle for the time stone scene. Then Thanos states why Darkseid should battle a crusty old man when he couldn't even defeat Superman. He states Darkseid is lucky it's only a beatbox battle and if it was a real battle he would lose easily. Then he states Darkseid has only planet, and he has an entire galaxy under his dependence. He will go on and say that Darkseid will bleed and die and he realizes destiny still arrives. He is then seen shaking the earth, and juggling an infinity gem. This turned his beatbox solo into a meme on the internet. When Darkseid says it felt like he was still practicing he is seen angry and saying "so eager to die" When Darkseid begins he is seen crossing his arms in ignorance of Darkseid. Darkseid says he sees a purple face barney and anvil falls on his head. Then a cow falls on his head and Darkseid wears the infinity gauntlet, and then slaps Thanos' face with it. He is then seen in prison and working as a slave. Then as Darkseid explodes out of the TV, Thanos is surprised. As Darkseid is shooting fire out of his mouth to Thanos' arm he brushes it off in ignorance again. He loses to a chess match, a game on the Nintendo 64, and a game of rock paper scissors. He is then angry at Darkseid when Darkseid uses his armpit to fart fires. After the match, they begin fighting and Verbal Ase stops it. They are both angry at Verbal Ase and he says there isn't enough room to display their full power. Thanos says "Let's settle this on the Moon." Darkseid agrees and they teleport of to the Moon.

#### **Mario Vs Sonic**

Thanos was announced the winner for Epsiode 7 in this episode. Thanos states that Verbal ASE shouldn't be surprised, as all who challenge him will fail. Thanos then teleports out of the ring.

#### **SpongeBob Vs Deadpool**

Thanos appeared on the screen of TV when Deadpool announce the votes of the previous episodes.

#### **Thanos Vs Patrick**

Thanos gets angry at Verbal Ase because Verbal Ase is saying the Avengers come to the ring. He then gets distracted by Patrick and then say 'What is that?" Thanos is seen confused asking where his real opponent was, and Verbal Ase says he was sorry but that's what the fans decided. Patrick says he's scared, and he gets mad. He states he should snap him out of existence and saying that this pink abomination (Patrick) doesn't stand a chance against him. He told patrick to go ahead and "amuse" him. Patrick's round starts. He is angry at Patrick for calling him purple. Patrick states his chin is gross and is seen on a camera that Patrick is recording with. He is seen angry and throws up Patrick into the air. Thanos' head would be inside and net and Patrick's mouth be on his butt or it disappeared. He is amazed that Patrick can beatbox with his butt and then is disgusted. He states it was only disgusting and say to get the match over with. Then Thanos' round starts He first brings out big bass speakers out of the Arena floor. He is seen with a rapper uniform and then begins lifting 1 ton weights. Then, he throws the weight, snap Darkseid out of existence, and smashing a trophey with Patrick on it saying "stupidity contest." He puts Patrick on a pan and begins cooking him. He calls Patrick Mutated, fat looking bubble gum freak, and he punches Patrick on saying how weak he is. He's is seen at outside of a bathroom, being a doctor, and saying he's better than cool. he says "I'm inevitable". He then breaks Patrick's face, throws him in an oven, snaps, lifting a lot of heavy items, and he is preparing Patrick to be served. He is seen walking towards Patrick in the Arena. The Infinity gauntlet gets all of the Infinity stones, the Arena gets dark, and his eyes turn neon. After his match, he states that is never serious and Thanos gets angry at Patrick for never being serious. He puts Patrick's eyes and mouth on his pants.

#### **Pennywise Vs Groot**

Thanos had fewer votes than Patrick in Episode 10, and lost.

#### **Black Panther Vs Deadpool**

Deadpool grabs a cook book with Thanos on it, after making extremely burnt Marvel hero cookies. And later in the episode, Deadpool is seen on Thanos, when Deadpool mentions he liked it when Thanos turned Black Panther to dust in Infinity War.

## Solo Numbers

### Against Darkseid

Ya’ll gone make me act a fool, up in here, up in here

Ya’ll gone make me loose my cool, up in here up in here,

Ya’ll gone make me bust a smack, up in here, up in here,

Ya’ll gone make my fingers snap, up in here, up in here,

Why should I battle a crusty old man,

When you can’t even defeat a little weak Peter Pan,

Ya lucky this is only a beatbox battle,

Cause in a real battle I make ya feel rattled,

Look at him, he only got one planet,

I got the whole Galaxy under my dependence,

You’re gonna beg when you bleed and die,

As you realize destiny arrived,

Ya’ll gone make me + Beatbox

Ya’ll gone make me + Beatbox

Ya’ll gone make me + Beatbox

Ya’ll gone make me + Beatbox

(Beatbox 2 bars)

Let me show you how to scratch it

(Beatbox)

By the way, destiny still arrives

### Against Patrick

(Beatbox : "come on")

You don't want to mess with the universe's best,

'cause I could break your face like 'oooooh'

you won't want to rest knowing it's useless,

that I'm about to bake your souls, X2

Mutated fat looking bubble gum freak,

You rated whack cuz your muscles are weak,

To battle me? Yeah right Pinky,

I'll beat you so fast that you'll stop blinking,

You were born when your mom took a poop in the bathroom,

Your belly button looks like it came out the back room,

Yeah, I am better than cool, you know why?

Cuz I'm inevitable...

You don't want to mess with the universe's best,

'cause I could break your face like 'oooooh'

You won't want to rest knowing it's useless,

That I'm about to bake your souls, X2

Come on

## Trivia

* Thanos in Thanos Vs Patrick was supposed to have a longer beatbox solo, but was cut down. The rest can be heard in his 2nd beatbox solo.
* He is one of the 2 characters to appear before becoming a competitor. the other is Batman.
* Thanos has the most viewed individual solo, with over 7.7 million views at the time of this editing.
* Thanos Beatbox Solo 2 is not a parody of anything else, as stated by Verbal ASE.
* Thanos's line "Let me show you how to scratch it" has become a large meme around the internet, and has been noticed by Adym.
* He will be facing Sonic in the loser round.
* He is the first character to have his solo being singed in a live chat with Adym, the other 4 are Pennywise, The Joker, Patrick and Goofy.

## See Also

Verbal Ase
**Loser competitors from Round 1**
Mickey Mouse • Pikachu • The Joker • Goofy • Deadshot • Batman • Darkseid • Mario
**Loser competitors from Round 2**
Spongebob • **Thanos** • Groot • Sonic
**Loser competitors from Round 3**
Pennywise Black Panther
**Still in the game**
Deadpool • Patrick •