Subway vs. Arby's with Jen D'Angelo

"Subway vs. Arby's with Jen D'Angelo" is Episode 342 of *Doughboys*, hosted by Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell. "Subway vs. Arby's with Jen D'Angelo" was released on March 24, 2022.

## Synopsis

Jen D'Angelo (*Solar Opposites*, *Young Rock*) joins the 'boys to talk about Key West before tackling the semi-soft finals of **Munch Madness 2022: The Tournament of Chompions: Hero's Journey: Sub-Optimal**. Plus, the Deli Boys weigh in as Pickle Correspondents.

## Statement from the Deputy Commissioner

After Commissioner Susser made a Sub-stitution in the last episode, Deputy Commissioner Liu makes his own Sub-stitution for this episode: removing Subway from the Tournament and replacing it with Quiznos!

## Nick's intro

This week on Doughboys, the second match of the Semi-soft Final round of **Munch Madness 2022: The Tournament of Chompions: Hero's Journey: Sub-Optimal**: Arbys *vs.* Quiznos!

*Let's a-go!*

## Hero's Journey: Sub-Optimal rules

Here are the rules for this year's Tournament of Chompions:

1. Sandwiches only! Sides stay on the sidelines, drinks are in the stink, chips get the slip, cookies are ookie, and soup's OFF.
2. We are in a pickle: Pickles are eligible!
3. If it's national, it's rational: Chains must have locations across the US. This also excludes local LA chains.
4. I like Ike: due to personal conflicts, Ike's has been removed from the tournament. (The Doughboys are friendly with Ike.)
5. Some heroes are self-made: Customization is encouraged.
6. We run hot and cold: one hot sandwich and one cold sandwich from each eatery.
7. You can request extra napkins.
8. Guests don't have to follow the rules.
9. Mrs. Mitchell can ground Wiger if necessary.
10. If there's a tie, Emma will break it.
11. Nick and Mitch each get one permaban per tournament.
12. Susser can substitute one chain for another if he wants.
13. The D'angelo Addendum: If you get a slider at a restaurant, you get to decide if said slider is good enough to be that chain's mascot.

## Semi-soft Finals

In the first round, Arby's defeated Panera.

Subway had defeated 7-Eleven in the Desperation Region of Round 1, but because of Deputy Commissioner Liu's Sub-stitution, Subway is no longer in the tournament, and has been replaced by Quiznos. The Doughboys reviewed Quiznos once in 2018, when Nick gave it 3.5 forks and Mitch 3.25.

	+ Rosemary Parmesan Bread
* Veggie Guacamole
	+ Rosemary Parmesan Bread
* French Dip (12 in.) [Natalie's order]
	+ Double Cheese, Extra Au Jus
 Mike Mitchell
* Baja Chicken (8 in.)
	+ White Bread
* Classic Italian (4 in.)
	+ White Bread
* Broccoli Cheese Soup
* Cool Ranch Doritos
* King's Hawaiian Fish Deluxe
* Spicy Fish Sandwich
* Roast Turkey Ranch & Bacon Sandwich
* Classic Beef 'N Cheddar
 Jen D'Angelo
	+ White Bread
* Baja Chicken (4 in.)
	+ Jalapeño Cheddar Bread
* Classic Beef 'N Cheddar
* Buffalo Chicken Slider

## Semi-soft Finals scoring

For this tournament, the Doughboys rate their orders on 0-10 Endorsement Dollars in a number of categories.

## Semi-soft Finals winner

Next, The Doughboys decide which sandwich gets sent to Joe Rogan (a hoagie to Rogy) and are so good, they change his mind about vaccines (or to make him stand strong as an anti-vaxxer).

 Mike Mitchell
 Jen D'Angelo

Arby's moves into the Finals of the Tournament!

## The Pickle Correspondents

As they had a Bread Correspondent in this episode, The Doughboys welcome The Pickle Correspondents (The Deli Boys of *Deli Boys* Season 3) to the show.

However, The Doughboys refuse to sign the official documents, so The Deli Boys cannot and will not be Pickle Correspondents. Jen D'Angelo stands with The Deli Boys.

Pickles, therefore, cannot be discussed in this segment.

## Quotes

**Nick**: I wonder! How big is a manatee's skull?

**Emma**: Me too!

## The Feedbag

 Mike Mitchell
 Jen D'Angelo
 Evan Susser
 David Phillips
* pizza