Gene Bison

Gene Bison was a *huge* Orc Fighter played by Zerxrez in the Demon Slayers Campaign.

## Campaign

### Session Eleven

The session started with Gene and the crew at Yurina Sellenor and Abel Naida's wedding where they were tasked with stopping the wedding from finishing. The first thing Gene did was ask Marcavius GemBeard, the dwarven wizard of the party for his amulet, which Mark crafted for him. After talking with the caterer of the wedding, none other than Neb Aslo and getting his card, which told them where the bride and groom were in a giant rosebush maze. The maze was a little too narrow for Gene to fit, so he had to use his hat of disguise to turn into a very small gnome. And after exploring the maze for awhile, found themselves back at the beginning when the wedding bell sounded! And after a few vows the fight soon broke out.

The party were in a pretty bad position to attack the bride and groom, so while his companions started buffing themselves for the upcoming battle Gene quickly launched into action striking the ground and causing a huge earthquake killing around half of the guests. Afterwards he managed kill a recently resurrected Neneik Delaam in a single swing, after that the rest of the combatants stayed well enough away from Gene so he couldn't hit then with his reduced speed while wearing his heavy armor.

A while later into the fight when there weren't many undead left Missy Naida (a heavily sexualized goblin from urealms and head of the Naida family) set her sights on charming Gene, as he was proving resistant to her magical charms. The two quarreled for a bit, but with Missy crawling all over Gene and using his *bulk* to her advantage the battle quickly swayed in her favor, and the two went tumbling into her *love portal*. For Gene, this is where the session ended.

### Session Twelve

This session started off with, after a solid decade of love making with Missy in a pocket dimension, Gene getting whisked back into the battle, (after getting a Witchmarket coin from Missy to continue after he saved his friends) where surprisingly, he was underground, er, that is under turtle. There he found an unconscious Drascilla Naida. Suddenly Fuji appeared and motioned for Gene to start hacking away at one of Torterra's arteries and then swim through. While swimming they got to a small channel where Gene could finally stand upright. There they found Death and Gene instantly attacked it, causing his axe to turn to dust. Gene quickly demanded a new axe and since Death was in a bit of a bind, granted Gene his own axe so that Gene would tell Chuck Norris that he died years ago, seeing how Death was too afraid to tell him. Gene, not seeing any issue, readily agreed to tell Chuck, and was faced with a huge pile of damage in return. But Chuck was a forgiving god, and restored Gene back to full fitness after hearing that it was a huge misunderstanding. Gene then told Chuck to go and kill Yurina, and so he went up in a Chuck sized hole, which the group followed.

Once at the top, Gene saw a huge cloud of doom near the bride and groom, and more importantly the presents. Gene made countless suggestions, such as simply killing the cloud, but the rest of the group largely ignored him and called Neb Aslo. Which the others were arguing about what to do the cloud was sneakily approaching, Gene didn't take his eyes off it however and swiftly attacked the cloud, dispersing the cloud and effectively killing it. His other party members were impressed, but with the cloud deceased, the way was clear to fight Yurina, Abel, and Cain.

The brawl surely started as Gene attacked the ground causing an earthquake, and then deflecting a maximized fireball shot by Cain who took immediate interest in his magic killing axe. Cain then tried using an illusion to trick Gene into putting his axe on the ground, but the orc was too clever for that and placed it in a holder instead. He was then engaged in a grapple with the small tiefling, but being five times taller than him it didn't work so well. Cain then disappeared.

After the battle Gene used the Witchmarket Coin since he promised Missy he'd return when he saved his friends. In the Witchmarket Gene stayed with Missy for the whole time while the others were out shopping.

The session ended with the gang regrouping outside of the Witchmarket.

### Session Thirteen

This session started with the group decided to kill the turtle, after taking two weeks to do so the group unfortunately continues on in search for greater evils to vanquish and for treasure to obtain.

Along their way they see a floating island where Gene recalls a story from his orcish roots that tell of the orcs somehow killing this floating island. The group makes their way up their by way of Gene using a scroll to carry them and the rest of the party up there.

Gene landed onto the island, and by island I mean tree, with a resounding thwack. After a while, where gene breaks off a branch declaring it his 'wand'. A friendly tomata wanders up, surprisingly speaking Orcish, Gene taking the lead in the conversation in his native tongue he gets the simple tomata to take him and the rest to their ruler, a giant fruitbat, but with Gene being humongous himself, they were around the same height. Face to face with the king the group weren't known to be skilled diplomats, so they summoned Neb Aslo in order to discuss a transferring of knowledge between the races below and above. Gene makes sure to have the king be first introduced to the Orc chiefs, to hopefully hold sway over this new kingdom in the stars. This is where the session ended.

### Session Fourteen

This session started with the group leaving Neb Aslo to talk with the king, sicne Gene was really itching for a fight and the city guards might react poorly if Gene beheaded the king in his own throne room.

So the group scampered off the island with the wizard casting featherfall on them. The plan was to attempt to float to the largest source of evil based on Drascilla's sense evil ability, hoping it to be the demon king and hopefully land on her and kill her with the force of the impact at least, that was Gene's plan. Unfortunately Gene proved to be too huge and mighty for the puny feather fall spell, and started plummeting towards the ground, and him attempting to turn into a gnome just made things worse. Luckily a flying dwarf nearby (don't question it) decided to come and help, barely managing to carry him with many, many, ropes.

So crises averted they with flying dwarf, in tow headed towards the vast source of evil. While on the glide Gene was talking with the Dwarf and found out that her name was Douglas McDougalbeard; and that they got along quite well. They also found that the giant source of evil was in fact a skyscraper sized obelisk surrounded with the Bulk of the demon king's forces. Gene quickly came up with the ever popular strategy of 'throw the giant orc with the axe at it" Even though everyone else thought it was a terribly, terrible plan, Douglas thought it was a brilliant idea, so off Gene flew.

He barreled into the mighty obelisk with a resounding *crash* destroying the infernal thing in two mighty swings. Turning around he sees that the Demon king's forces have scattered, and in their place, stood the demon king herself; Adrian Gray.

After the demon kept dodging a couple of Gene's arrows, Mark gave Gene a flying spell to go up nice and close to her face. But instead of doing that reasonable idea, Gene had an even 'better' one. One where he flew up to the giant floating island to attempt to bring it down using his magic killing axe, unfortunately this plan took too long and the rest of the party killed her in his absence.

That is where the session, campaign and perhaps even the character of Gene Bison himeself, ended.

## OOC

Gene was made using the pathfinder system, this is his character sheet at level 10.