Smurf

McCrAckin "Smurf" Smurfnuts is a lead roadie/musician/archivist/custodial technician for the Bad Music Scene. He will be a highly-decorated diplomat from the 24th Century somewhere in Andromeda as a fleet admiral brought to the present by the continuum incident. Eventually, he will be held in high regard for his efforts in the Battle of Salvian Moon Base 5. Smurfnuts currently lives out his days in the present playing banjo and rapping in his cabin hidden deep in the heart of Orgitsville, LA, he also likes to drag race motorcycle. A successful entrepreneur, he makes his living as the head of an organic hemp bubblegum empire on Etsy, and an award-winning Bad Rap ghostwriter on Fivver.

### **Battle of Salvian Moon Base 5**

In 2375, Smurf left to Morclano 5 to resolve a trade dispute between the Morclans and the Intergalactic Union of Bad Music regarding the import of Brands' Warp Conflagulation Coils. Upon arrival, however, his orbital shuttle was ambushed by rebel Morclan Separatists. The entire shuttle went down, instantly killing everyone else on board. Smurf, clinging to consciousness, fought off the rebels with only a laser rifle and his wits. Fighting lasted for hours while Smurf slowly repaired the shuttle. Eventually, the remaining rebel forces called for reinforcements, right as Smurf implanted the tech trojan into their communication systems, allowing him to collect information on the rebels' plans to attack coil manufacturing facilities at Salvian Moon Base 5. He then sabotages the communication array, giving himself enough time to board the repaired shuttle, and make hasty escape. Smurf then travels back to the allied space station warning of the incoming rebels.

Doctors at the station's med-bay facility were able to treat his injuries, except for what was later diagnosed to be Minor retrograde amnesia. Following the loss of a portion of his foot, doctors implanted cybernetic nanites to reconstruct the missing tissue, which then became sentient, a fact of which remains unknown, until much later in the present, when it introduces itself as C.A.R.L. Smurf's efforts are credited with saving the Intergalactic Union of Bad Music.

### **Continuum Incident Connection**

Backstage at the award ceremony for the Medal Of Tangalon (given as thanks for valor during the events of Salvian Moon Base 5), Skouf appears suddenly around a corner. Smurf is in awe as he recognizes him from 24th century holoseums. Skouf freaks out once he realizes he has been identified then knocks Smurf unconscious in a panic. He panics even more and hastily travels back to the present. Smurf, accidentally caught in the time rift, wakes up moments later in a busy Burger King parking lot in Baltimore, Maryland circa 2017 In a freak accident during the time shift , he became part lead in his transfer to the present. An ability he will later learn to control with the help of C.A.R.L. He prone to fits of extreme joy and smiling due to extremely tiny amounts of brain damage caused by time travel compounded by his retrograde amnesia.

### **Honors**

Martial Arts Kung Fu Master.

Master Electrical Technician

Graduated Starship Academy Cum Laude

Achieved the highest honors in cable wrapping

Received the highest Military rank of Forklift Fleet Admiral for the Bad Music Scene Space Armada after completing the certificate program at Phoenix University.

420th in 500 most influential beings in the universe (2735)

### **Political Career**

Smurf's military and Diplomatic honors elevated him through the ranks, until he eventually settled as the Head Diplomat for the Intergalactic Union of Bad Music. As a staunch Independent, Smurfnuts was a famous for his mediation skills. His biggest political achievement came when he successfully negotiated a truce between the Democratic Party of the New Horizon and the Intergalatic Alliance of the Free People (space libertarians).