Chinzegus C.P.T. Lee Rodman

## Chinzegus C.P.T. Lee Rodman Tate

“Don't write so that you can be understood, write so that you can't be misunderstood.”

## Childhood

Chinzegus Chungus Pringus Tum Lee Rodman Tate was born in Leno, World of Fallon to the Tate royal family which at the time had recently usurped power from the previous Fallon Dynasty who fled to the NSSR. He and his brother, Chiawala Tate, soon after reaching "Pogo Age" (5 years of Age) were sent to the Royal Morgz Dojo to be trained in the art of Mogrol-dobe, an ancient Fallonian martial art dating back to before the Destruction of Red's House by the Pigs. Their instructor was known simply as Old Baldi and trained them with great discipline. After completing their training under Old Baldi, the two brothers were released from the Royal Morgz Dojo and entered into the military as commanding officers. Due to being selected for training so early in his life, Chinzegus and his brother had a very loose relationship with their Mother, Father, and Sister who ruled the political realm of the WOF.

## Military Career

Upon being named Commander C. Tate of the 14th Elephant Rider division, he was immediately deployed into the Democratic Silly Republic in the then ongoing "Tabasco Wars". Tate was ordered to march on the strategic city of Gilgamesho, but instead he disobeyed orders and attacked Boog, the supply line for Gilgamesho. Taking Boog, Tate was able to drain Gilgamesho of it's lifeline, ultimately leading to the city's fall and a decisive victory for Tate. His men nicknamed him "The Chalk" due to how he would steal Chalk from children in DSR refugee camps.

After a failed onslaught on the capital city of Graggymo by General Elmer of the 98th Infantry division, Tate and his riders were called in to take over the offensive. Elmer had failed due to his Green soldiers being under prepared for the "James Gas" used by the DSR defenders. The gas would cause the green soldiers to have a sudden rabid desire to consume as much pesto biz mol as possible. This caused all charges on Graggymo to fail as the soldiers would immediately run back and raid the medic tent in the Fallonian camp. Tate rather ingeniously thought to use his elephants sort of as vacuums, having them sucking all the gas out of the air so that he and his men could breath. The removal of the gas allowed for both Tate and Elmers' forces to charge into Graggymo at full speed, crushing the weak and starved defense forces.

After the fall of Graggymo, Tate was given the "Brabbalo Medal of Honor" and gifted ownership of the Goodnoodle Chateau in Leno by his father who was extremely proud of his son's accomplishments. Due to his extremely decisive victories in the Tabasco conflict, the DSR capitulated all control to the WOF. Without a puppet leader to put in charge as the new king of the DSR, King Boxer Tate placed his son, Chinzegus as the new "King" of the Democratic Silly Republic. Chinzegus, at only age 23 was now the leader of a semi-large nation in Europe.

## Rule of the Democratic Silly Republic

Chinzegus' ascension took place on April 12th, 1969. Chinzegus' reign as King of the DSR is a controversial subject to many. To some, he brought order and stability to the otherwise hectic nation of the DSR. To others though, he was seen as a controlling overly concerned leader seeking to cover the DSR into a near clone of the WOF, to the point that it would be absorbed eventually.

##### Policies

**Gabago Act:** During his first day on the throne, Chinzegus put into place the "Gabago Act". This piece of legislation dissolved the DSR senate immediately and also seized the wealth of the 18 political families of the nation. This wealth was then pooled into the new "National Silly Bank", also created by the Gabago act.

**Hiccup Act:** Ban of hiccups in the DSR after a servant dropped Chinzegus' Glass Elephant Clock due to a bad case of the hiccups. The same servant was publicly stoned later. From then on, Stoning in Hayato Kongo Square would be the punishment for all offenders.

**Yankee Act:** The flag of the DSR was altered from it's original Sillian national colors to one that more closely resembled the Fallonian checkered flag. Conservative politicians were extremely vocal about this decision and organized protests in the streets outside the palace at Gaggymo. Thousands of baseball cannons were aimed at the protesters, firing balls of glue at the protesters, causing them to be stuck to the ground. It is said the protesters were fed by the groundsmen for months afterwards at Chinzegus saw it as a good punishment to leave them there, rather than cleaning the mess.

**Gruber Act:** A national elephant health care system was created. All elephants would receive free health care.

##### Major Events

**Attempted Assassination in 1973:** Clad in his military uniform, Chinzegus was holding a parade in Gaggymo to raise national spirit. He was riding in his Wells Fargo Wagon, pulled by a Yak. The cart had the flag of the WOF as well as the new flag of the DSR. Chinzegus rode behind a giant Jolly Green Giant float that had a massive statue of the giant on it. One crowd member attempted to kill Chinzegus by throwing a condensed "O.P.R.A.H. EMP" at the statue in he hopes that it would fall over and crush the cart. Thankfully for Tate, Moku the destroyer had been hired that day as security and was able to prevent the statue from falling and crushing the King. Moku then hunted down the crowd member and captured him. The terrorist turned out to be Sillian Nationalist Pourage Moak, one of a set of triplets who still attempted to hold on to power after the employment of the Gabago Act. Moak managed to escape however using a invis pot, he was able to escape Moku's grasp, infuriating the destroyer. Tate later spoke about the event, claiming that the old families of the DSR were attempting to destroy "Fun and Happiness" in the nation and that they hated vegetables.

##### Breakfast with the Queen

Chinzegus famously met with Queen Juju of Sardinia in August of 1974. At this meeting, Chinzegus was said to be going "Goblin Mode" for the Queen and tried to propose to her using an elephant's tooth ring he had. The Queen was insulted by this delicacy, not because of the hastiness, but rather because Elephants were considered offensive in Sardinia due to their role in the past "Jamboree Duels of 1883". Upon discovering this, Chinzegus lost his juju and pulled out an uzi and fire at the queen. the Queen used her grill to deflect the bullets and managed to escape with the help of Spider Man. Shockingly, this event did not lead to all out war between Sardinia and the DSR and most officials pretended that the event did not occur.

He eventually entered the world renound "Mr. Baker's clumsy old pie seeing contest"