JohnnyTarr

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## Bio

The true main character. Legend has it that Hajiet is JohnnyTarr's personal camera man as he runs around Hoxxes capturing JohnnyTarr's physique. JohnnyTarr, much like Venezuelan socialism, knows where the money is at. JohnnyTarr touches the hearts of many with his charisma and words of affirmation. JohnnyTarr is a beacon of hope that illuminates the deepest darkest nights. JohnnyTarr is the oil to my 1997 Toyota Tacoma engine block; The sealing to the water gasket; The peanut butter to my dogs tongue. In this world, we are all mere NPC's here to simply amuse JohnnyTarr as he waves his hand and disposes of us at a whim. JohnnyTarr is the god of this universe. All life is created by JohnnyTarr, and all life returns of JohnnyTarr. The essence of life is the one true fuel to the life blood of JohnnyTarr. His reign is supreme. We are all but mere ants living in JohnnyTarr's playground as the sun rises and sets each day; As the tides ebb and flow every day while washing the mound clean by his will as we all start anew once more to feed him with the astral decadents of the cosmos eternally spiraling around the center of the universe under JohnnyTarr's thumbs. JohnnyTarr is a gracious god, yet benevolent and just as they say. Some say "it's all apart of JohnnyTarr's plan" as they cope with the state of their world and the ever impending doom that consumes their minds as they rot away begging for JohnnyTarr's forgiveness. But JohnnyTarr is not like that. JohnnyTarr is does not intervene like this. JohnnyTarr works in mysterious ways, because all that starts with JohnnyTarr must eventually return to JohnnyTarr.

In JohnnyTarr we trust. In JohnnyTarr we believe. The J stands for Jenious.

If JohnnyTarr has a million fans, I am one of them. If there are no JohnnyTarr fans, I am not one of them. If the world is against JohnnyTarr, I am agianst the world. JohnnyTarr cured me of my aids.

JohnnyTarr is often spotted playing his iconic Lead Storm Lead Storm Gunner with his trusty Mole side arm, popping eggs, cocoons, and dwårves from across the map. JohnnyTarr is best known for his B-Hop, the infamous glitchy scream, and his overall submissive and breedable demeanor.

### Likes:

* Big Red™ soda
* Moles (the animal)
* Feet
* The elderly and the disabled
* Buttons

### Dislikes:

* N/A - JohnnyTarr is Pure. JohnnyTarr is Perfect.

## Ascent To God-hood

It all began during the Spring of 2021, JohhnnathenTarrsworth introduced Deep Rock Galactic to the group and he quickly asserted his unpromoted dominance over the caves of Hoxxes with Primordial Gunner 1. Each mission added more and more sustenance to JohnnyTarr. Every time he revived one of the team members, he ascended higher and higher until the point where there was an insurmountable pile of evidence proving he was the one true god of this realm. All dwårves live in the shadow of JohnnyTarr's brilliance; All but humble followers to his grace.

It was the Winter of 2022, Hajiet was plundering the Hollow Bough with some other dwårves. One gunner happened to toss out a shield, what would be later coined as the "Cope Cage" 2 by God Emperor JohnnyTarr. Hajiet commented, "Wow, so you take the shield on gunner huh?" The dwårf responded, "What do you mean? All gunners have the shield. It's not something you can swap out." Hajiet was surprised.. This had been the first time Hajiet had seen the gunner's shield. He had thought it was like a grenade that the gunner could swap out for some other piece of equipment. Hajiet was but a humble driller after all. Upon reconvening with JohnnyTarr, Hajiet asked if JohnnyTarr takes the shield in his load out. JohnnyTarr responds with "Yes, of course I take the shield. But I never need to use it. I never die." Well said God Emperor JohnnyTarr. He is a powerful life form that transcends life itself. He is a strong. Independent gunner who doesn't need no shield. However, by his grace, JohnnyTarr decided to ascend even further and evolve. JohnnyTarr began to incorporate the sacred "Cope Cage" revive ritual as a blessing to his teammates. When you fall, you can be sure that a Cope Cage will land on your corpse and God himself will be there to save you. And of course, the Cope Cage is by his will. JohnnyTarr will commeth, and JohnnyTarr will taketh. Any and all Cope Cages used for non-resurrection purposed are mere flukes. They're not Cope Cages for JohnnyTarr, they're Cope Cages for you, and you better accept his grace lest you be banished to deepest darkest depths of Hoxxes. After all, the Cope Cage is life itself. All that begins with JohnnyTarr must eventually return to JohnnyTarr. That is the but the humble way of life in Deep Rock Galactic. Accept JohnnyTarr into your soul and perhaps, by his grace, you will be blessed by his cage.

## Trivia

* The JohnnyTarr alliance is also known as the JohnnyTards
* Jon, are you okay?

## Notes

1. Primordial Gunner is the JohnnyTarr before the Cope Cage
2. The Cope Cage is the Gunner's shield