The Denimatrix

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## Stats

### **Gimmick**

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**The Denimatrix**, also known by her nickname **Denim**, was a wrestler in the City British Wrestling promotion. She was a seductive and powerful wrestler themed around denim, described as a "ridiculously badass woman." She made many denim puns, and was the City British Champion until Mable Syrup won the title two years later. She had a low opinion of older management dinosaurs including QC, and was the archenemy of Apex, who she won the championship from.

> Fighting is in my jeans.
>
> The Denimatrix, Welcome To City British Wrestling

### Appearance

She wore denim from head to toe, including a full denim mask. She had green hair which she often wore in a ponytail. For a while she had stilettos embedded in her skull which she used as horns until Mr Donovan ripped them out. She kept the wounds from this for a while. When she refereed fights, she dyed her denim with black and white stripes.

## Biography

### Before joining CBW

Denim once claimed that she started out biting toes as one of her main moves. (*Let's Do A Sad!*)

She once lost a match on the indie circuit. The promoter said nobody would buy her as champion, but gave her a cheque which she used to buy some stilettos. She was later given a chance and won a belt.

Cruel Hewel Hollywell gave her a chance in the CBW tryouts, where she stood in a bland lineup of potential wrestling talent. To impress the angry interviewer she tried to crack his pencil and paper out of his hand with a denim whip, but the man caught it. However, this cut his hand, enraging him.

When she was practicing cardio in a gym alone, a dozen members of CBW development appeared to say "this is no place for you," and advanced on her. She beat them all up. (*The Regal Wrangle*)

### Conflict with QC and firing

The Denimatrix was first seen at the Sunday Night Lightning event. She entered on a denim motorbike alongside 20 mechanical robot pairs of jeans. Before a match, she trash talked Apex but he crushed the microphone and hit her in the nose, sending her crashing onto the mat. This was halted by a timid referee.

While she was absent, QC proposed that at the end of that day's episode of Sunday Night Lightning, She and Kid Flippz would fight and that the loser would be fired from the roster. This way, QC could get rid of at least one "troublemaker."

She entered her match against Kid from a denim pocket on wheels pulled by 45 denim coats. She wore a ballgown made of denim that she set alight to reveal her normal wrestling denim. During the match, Denim decimated Kid's nose. She tried to pin him, but Apex came from nowhere and hit her on the back of her head. Kid eventually performed his finisher and won. Kid tried to help her up, but she choked him on the ropes until he passed out. QC told Denim that she was fired. (*Welcome To City British Wrestling*)

### Rehiring and Regal Wrangle qualification

The next week, she interrupted a match between Apex and Kid by arriving on a lorry and covering the ring in a sea of denim. QC arrived promptly afterward and offered her a deal; she could rejoin the roster only if she wrestled a match that day and entered the The Regal Wrangle.

The ladder match was against Socratina for guaranteed entry into the Regal Wrangle. She wore her stilettos which she stabbed into her skull to make horns. At the end of the match, she broke Tina's spine then grabbed the contract and won. QC said Denim would enter the Regal Wrangle first; a huge disadvantage. (*The Milkman's Retirement*)

### The Regal Wrangle

Denim entered the Regal Wrangle first, crawling out from a zip like a zombie. She impaled QC's hand on her head stilettos, then forced his throat against the ropes and eliminated him. Tony the Milkman traded blows with her, but when Valhalla Kadabra attacked Tony she attacked Valhalla instead. She threw one of her teeth into the viking's mouth to choke him and worked with Kid and Tony to eliminate him too. She then tried and failed to push Kid out of the ring.

Later, Girder punched Denim so hard that she almost knocked Kid out of the ring. Tony caught Kid and launched him back to hit Denim; she fell unconscious. When she came to, she attacked the father-son duo and they Full Churned her until Tony passed out and she escaped. She kicked Kid out of the ring while he was distracted by Doris. When King John got onto the top rope, Denim eliminated him too. She and Golden Joe then fought for the belt. She won by copying his Full Golden (which she called Double Denim) and Golden Shower. (*The Regal Wrangle*)

### Bargaining with QC

QC came to see her in the locker room to congratulate her, but also to say "why don't you just leave it at that, eh?" Denim said that he was as much of a freak as her, which took him aback. He offered her good bookings and celebration of her in the roster, in return for her not fighting in the championship title match. She declined, as she didn't want to be a poster girl. (*Kid Flippz Vs The Milkman*)

### Fighting Mr Donovan and Apex's ambush

She entered a match on her denim horse alongside a fleet of other horses, did several tricks, and made them evaporate into jeans on the floor. Mr Donovan entered and intimidated the referee to leave. During the match, she gave him four stab wounds in his chest using her stiletto horns. In return, he broke her knee and elbow and tore her stilettos from her skull. Though she was weak, she kicked Donovan in the dick and he fell back.

Apex made his way down the ramp, lifted her and used his Survival of the Fittest move to break her spine. He said she would never be City British Wrestling Champion and did the same move once more. She tried to stab one of her now severed stilettos into his achilles heel, but she was too weak and he kicked her unconscious. (*Kid Flippz Vs The Milkman*)

### City British Championship

She walked into her City British Championship match against Apex alongside the women of CBW; Girder, Pylon, Socratina and Grout, who were there for support. Bloody wounds from the stilettos were still open on her scalp, and she had bandages in many places.

During the match, Apex crushed her with his foot, then strangled her. She used her dribble to escape, and saw that her sisters were cheering her on. She used her zippers to gash his eyes. Socratina distracted the referee so Denim could whip him, but the whip broke. The teeth from the zip whip became embedded in both of their faces. She choked him on the ropes, and later ground blood, bits of stiletto and infected puss from her head wounds into his eyes to escape his grip. She smashed his face on her knee thrice. He collapsed and she pinned him to win.

The audience was elated that Denim had won. QC walked in, and recognised that the audience were taking a shine to her. He handed her the belt, and said management would be watching her closely. She welcomed her friends to the ring and told the audience that she was proud and thankful they did not turn on her. She said she felt "under the reign of total DENIMATION!" Her friends carried her out of the ring, victorious. (*The Colossal Tussle*)

### Defending the Championship

Denim was reintroduced by QC after City British Wrestling's two-year hiatus during a Friday Night Lightning Night of Champions. She arrived on a humanoid sewing machine that was in full gimp regalia. She still wore the same unwashwed denim suit, and still had holes in her head. QC said she'd defend her title in front of championship contender Golden Joe.

As the match began, she tried to intimidate him, but this backfired and the audience began to believe she wasn't so scary anymore. After being beaten up by Joe repeatedly, she was able to copy Joe's Golden Shower move (which she called the Thread Count), then pinned him to win the match and retain the championship title. She offered him some little denim band aids, which he rejected. QC congratulated her, then introduced Mable Syrup to the City British roster, a wrestler who also had a championship title. (*Welcome BACK To City British Wrestling*)

### Flippz's funeral

As City British Champion, Denim had to speak first at Kid Flippz's funeral a week after his death. She spoke about how Kid was the only wrestler she felt she could have lost her title to. She placed one of her stiletto horn heels onto the coffin, and said "rest well, you flipping flipster." (*Let's Do A Sad!*)

### "Be A Champion" program

Denim was part of CBW's "Be a Champion" program and answered questions from an audience of children with Mable. She had a child-friendly entrance, with her sewing machine donning a unicorn horn. Asked by QC, she said "a champion fights for what they believe, even if they're told they're wrong by management." A bullied kid asked whether violence was the answer, and she told them that they only needed to beat up one person so their reputation would protect them, and offered to walk them to school. A large kid who looked up to her asked what to do to get the leading role in the school play. Denim told them to do their own thing. In her parting words, she said to "listen to your teachers unless you think they're wrong." (*Let's Do A Sad!*)

### Fighting The Precious Metals

Denim fought for the CBW Tag Team Champion title alongside Mable as The Transatlantic Champions, against The Precious Metals. She and Mable Syrup rode out on their horses as denim maple leaves fell around them. They gave each of the boys a cake. Joe and Denim had an impromptu staring contest which Joe lost.

During the match, Joe shoved the cake in her face. Bro shoulder blocked her, so she scraped the cake off her face into her mouth then tried to spit it into Bro's eyes. He ducked and it hit Joe in the face instead. When Bro failed to execute a moonsault, she jumped on his back like a trampoline. He tried doing press-ups, but this cracked his spine. She tagged in Mable. When Joe was in the medical corner because of the cake in his hair, she suggested to him that Bro had gotten so good that he didn't need him anymore, and had a purpose in life. (*Let's Do A Sad!*)

### The Regal Wrangle II

Denim and Mable cut a promo for the Regal Wrangle in a rainforest in which it was snowing. They'd enjoyed fighting alongside each other, and saw the Wrangle as a bonding opportunity. However, things turned sour when Denim said Mable was a chaos monkey deep down, and asked her to be herself. Mable retorted that Denim's confidence would be her downfall, and said Denim didn't really have a companion like she had in Sargeant Beaver Bark.

In the Wrangle, she was meant to have a grand entrance on a swirly slide but passed on the choreography. She picked up Fats Bonebreaker and criticised Mable for sticking too much to her arbitrary rules. Mable slapped her but Denim said she didn't have time and instead shredded Duke Spookem's calf with her heel. She let QC kick her twice in the ribs to show how management treated their wrestlers. She implored Mable to fight back, or the same would happen to her, but Mable did nothing. QC snapped her heel off and stabbed it into her forehead as a unicorn horn, but whipped it out again. Mable later helped Denim to eliminate him.

The two fought retain the title. She picked up Mable's hat and punched through it into her face, which she called Fisting Canada. Mable vomited a torrent of syrup at Denim, who drank it. When she tried to launch Mable over the rope, she got stuck in the syrup. Mable tangled her into the ropes and used her Border Integrity to dropkick her out of the ring. She lost the title. (*A Regal Engagement*)

### Reffing Mable

She appeared as the special guest referee for a match between Mable and Quotidian Pain on a sled pulled by huskeys made of denim. During the match, Mable smashed Denim's head into Quotidian's and attempted the Pancake Stack. Denim tried to encourage Mable to not be a pansy, bringing a chair into the ring and asking Mable to "be the champion you're supposed to be." She asked where the 'Canadian' was really from, sensing something within her. Mable said, in a British accent, "I think you'll find out". When SBB and Stable Stirrup left Mable's side, Denim held her hand for support while she pinned Quotidian. Denim counted Quotidian out and Mable won.

After the match, Mable told Denim that she'd decided they would fight at the Colossal Tussle, and that it would be a belt unification match. Denim said that in order to feel threatened, she'd have to be threatened by a real person. (*Wrestlers' Court*)

### Losing the Championship

For the no holds barred title unification match, in which the City British Championship and Canadian Battle Championship would be unified, **The Denimatrix** imitated Mable with a mountie uniform made of denim, flanked by Sargeant Beaver Bark and Stable Stirrup. Denim presented a denim cake, but Mable smashed it into the floor. The cage lowered itself around the ring. Mable took the mic and tried to make a speech, which Denim clapped through to annoy her.

> In Canada, we're used to having these long, difficult Winters. [...] Maybe it's time for a long hard Fall.
>
> Mable Syrup, *The Colossal Tussle II*

At the start of the match, Denim had promise. She executed a lock-up, a technically perfect headlock, and the best stunner ever seen in CBW. This knocked off Mable's hat and wig, prompting Denim to try and presuade Mable to speak her real name. Mable refused. Denim knocked Mable to the mat with a clothesline before performing a splash, then applied a submission lock. Mable escaped using her syrup super soaker gun, then ripped Denim's denim clothes off with brute force. Mable got Denim to the floor with a sweep, performed a Double Down, punched her twice, and kissed her on the forehead and mouth. She pinned Denim, who then lost, thus losing the championship title. (*The Colossal Tussle II*)

## Signature moves

* **Ziplock** - A headlock.
* **Split Stunner** - A stunner while doing the splits.
* **Double Denim** - A full nelson, used to spite Golden Joe's Full Golden move.
* **Whipsford Kiss** - A headbutt.
* **Thread Count** - Golden Joe's Golden Shower move; ten denim punches to the face.
* **Low Low Pow** - A piercing of her stiletto heel between her opponent's bollocks to make a pendulum.
* **Fisting Canada** - Used specifically against Mable Syrup, she punched through Mable's hat into her face.