Cassandra Cash

* 2019
* 2027

"If it makes me MONEY I am going to DO IT."

### Relatives

Chad Pwnhammer (enemy), The EDF (enemy), Snark Thompson (enemy/ex-boyfirend), Intoxicaden (friend),

## Overview

Cassandra Cash is a rich business woman who is always on the lookout for money, no matter how she may get it.

She wears reading glasses, a grey suit, and brown heels. She also usually carries a briefcase with 1 million in cash, and a Beretta.

## Biography

Born to a rich family, Cassandra was never content with their wealth, always believing they could have more, and that they could spend a little cash to make alot. Her parents scoffed and tried to convince her that they were happy now, and that she should be humble about her earnings, for not every child has this kind of family.

She grew up always wanting more and more, dating Hot-shot Marchus Thompson in highschool, making plans with how they were going to rule the world with her wealth. March slowly realized throughout their relationship that she was no normal girl, but a greedy, malevolent monster. Their relationship lasted 2 months, before March had enough, and cut things off, devastating her.

She turned to more bombastic means of earning, and launched Ca$h Money Banking, beginning a laundering, drug trading, and deforestation business all in one greedy, disgusting package.

## Abilities & Weaknesses

### Abilities

Astronomical amount of wealth

High Intelligence

### Weaknesses

She still has love for Snark, and becomes despondent around him, making it difficult for her to focus.

## Trivia

* She never keeps up with the news, in fear of seeing Snark's face again.
* As of the time of her story, she is a Multi Billionaire
* She'll hire just about anybody
* If she was an animal, she'd be a Magpie.
* She is extremely good at math, being able to make complicated calculations in seconds.

## Cassandra Geldest Cash-Thompson

### Aliases

Cassy Ca$h, Mrs. Money, Cash Cache, Quick Buck,

### Relatives

Snark Thompson (Husband), Elroy and Carlton Thompson (sons), The EDF (acquaintances),

## Overview

Still a successful businesswoman, Cassy's finally got something to use her money on, her two bouncing baby boys, and her big baby husband.

Suits and such are still her fashion, though she prefers lighter colors, like Snark.

## Biography

Recovering from her injury, Snark took her under his wing, helping her get back up on her feet, and clear her name again. When she fully recovered, She and Snark began to fall in love again, and rekindled the long gone flame between them.

This time, things were perfect, she switched her view to a more Eco-friendly goal, and Snark taught her the value of Boss-Employee relationships, showing her that her worker bees were people too.

Cassandra went from a greedy, cutthroat CEO, to a loving employer who sticks her neck out first, and soon enough, she was a caring mother aswell, with the two of them having twin boys.

## Abilities & Weaknesses

### Abilities

Still an absolutely MONSTROUS amount of money, but with the gift of humility, using her massive wealth in ways only she and her family needs.

She started working on her body to keep up with the manual labor department, so she's a bit more hefty.

She's learned lots of wisdom and insight from getting her hands dirty and working with her people.

### Weaknesses

She becomes a bit saddened if her covetous past is brought up, as she hasn't fully forgiven herself.

## Trivia

* She's close friends with all of Snark's staff, after he forced her to meet them.
* She doesn't visit Intoxicaden's grave, much like everyone else.