Lost THX Tex Trailer: Tex and Venom

Warning: The following story contains graphic violence that might not be suitable for children. Viewer discretion is advised.

Cyborg Kadin, Iron Kadin, Officer J, Mr. Rod, Dr. Murtis, Flint Marko, and I were totally shocked to see Eddie Brock/Venom, or at least a different version of them, here in our world. The Venom that was chasing us was most likely from the Sam Raimi universe. But this guy was from the Sony Universe.

"Eddie, we have to bring them to Tex," said Venom.

"No, Venom," said Eddie. "We can't let them get killed by that psychopath. We're supposed to be heroes, remember? Besides, a different variant of us is looking for them anyways. So if anything, we should be protecting them."

"Eddie, have you ideas ever worked before?" asked Venom.

"Excuse me?" asked Eddie.

"Last time we got sucked across the multiverse, we got drunk at a bar instead of going to see Spider-Man," said Venom. "It was your idea to go to a bar, instead of hopping on a plane to New York. I booked the tickets and everything. So, if there's anyone you should be listening to right about now, it's me."

"I'll make you a deal," said Eddie. "If you say that you're gonna help these people save their friends and the multiverse, I promise that as soon as we get home, you can eat all of the bad guys you want. deal?"

"Deal!" said Venom.

"I'm sorry," I said. "But you don't seem like the villain type to me."

"Because we aren't," said Eddie. "There's another variant of us that's looking for you. So we will help you guys out on your little journey."

"Thanks Eddie," I said.

At that moment, the second Venom variant from the Sam Raimi universe found us. Everyone gasped as soon as they saw him.

"Well, well, well," said the Sam Raimi Venom. "Look what the cat dragged in. This second me has decided to go on their side. Now, I will have me a snack. But first, watch this trailer."

He put another trailer into a casino TV. This time, you guessed it, Tex and Venom. The usual warning popped up, reading:

"Warning: The following was made to promote all eight Spider-Man films, despite them not being THX-certified. Also, this trailer has graphic violence. Viewer discretion is advised."

"Stop it!" I yelled, really getting angry.

The trailer opened in the X of the THX logo once again. Toppy and Dave were being forced to play "Lucy" again. This time, it was better. Toppy actually sounded liked Adam Lambert as he was singing the song, and Dave was on beat with the drums. After the song ended, Tex got a call from the Sam Raimi Venom.

"Did those guys escape Dr. Connors?!" yelled Tex.

"Yes," said the Sam Raimi Venom. "Not only that, but the second Venom isn't on patrol. He's just at the bar, getting drunk."

"Kadin is coming!" yelled Toppy. "You will be sorry!"

"Shut up, Goat Simp!" yelled Tex.

"I swear, if you call me that again," said Toppy.

"You won't do anything," said Tex. "You know why? Because you are going back into your cages!"

Tex pressed the button to send Toppy and Dave back to their cages. Then, he said to Sam Raimi Venom, "So, what's your story, Eddie?"

"Well," said Sam Raimi Venom. "I started out as a freelance journalist and photographer and I had a bit of a rivalry with Peter Parker, who you might know as Spider-Man. One day, there was a staff job being offered and I fabricated a picture of Spider-Man to get it. As a result, Peter exposed me and I ended up losing everything. Then, I got the symbiote and I'm as powerful as ever!"

"Well, Eddie," said Tex. "How would you like to be the T-Man's official photographer? We will show the multiverse who's boss!"

The deep note played as "The Audience is Listening" and "To be continued" appeared on the screen and Sam Raimi Venom and Tex laughed their butts off.

"Now, time for me to eat," said Sam Raimi Venom.

Just as we were about to accept our fates, a mysterious figure swung in and saved us before Sam Raimi Venom could take a bite out of us.

"I'll get you next time!" yelled Sam Raimi Venom.

We swung to the top of the building as the mysterious figure revealed himself to be Spider-Man.

"Spider-Man?!" I asked.

"Yes, it's me," said Spider-Man. "We have to get you out of here! Get to the car. I'll explain everything."

We complied with what Spidey said and raced to the car. But another obstacle would stand in the way of our journey to save my friends and the multiverse.

(To be continued...)