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When You Were Mine

**"When You Were Mine"** is the tenth track on Ninja Sex Party's seventh album, *Under the Covers, Vol. III*. It was originally performed by Prince.

## Lyrics

When you were mine

I gave you all of my money

Time after time

You done me wrong

It was just like a dream

You let all my friends come over and meet

You were so strange

You didn't have the decency to change the streets

Oh, girl, when you were mine

I used to let you wear all my clothes

And you were so fine (so fine)

Maybe that's the reason that it hurt me so

I know (I know)

That you're going with another guy

I don't care (I don't care)

'Cause I love you, baby, that's no lie

I love you more than I did when you were mine

When you were mine

You were kinda sorta my best friend

So I wad blind (so blind)

I let you fool around

I never cared (didn't care)

I never was the kind to make a fuss

When he was there

Sleeping in between the two of us

I know (I know)

That you're going with another guy

I don't care (I don't care)

'Cause I love you, baby, that's no lie

I love you more than I did when you were mine

When you were mine

You were all I ever wanted to do

Now I spend my time

Following him whenever he's with you

I know (I know)

That you're going with another guy

I don't care (I don't care)

'Cause I love you, baby, that's no lie

I love you more than I did when you were mine

When you were mine

Oh no

Love you, baby, love you, baby

When you were mine
Something About You

**"Something About You"** is the fifth track on Ninja Sex Party's fifth album, *Under the Covers, Vol. II*. It was originally performed by Level 42.

## Lyrics

How, how can it be

That a love carved out of caring

Fashioned by fate could suffer so hard

From the games played once too often?

But making mistakes is a part of life's imperfection

Born of the years

Is it so wrong to be human after all?

Drawn into the stream of undefined illusion

Those diamond dreams, they can't disguise the truth

That there is something about you, baby, so right

I wouldn't be without you, baby, tonight

If ever our love was concealed

No one can say that we didn't feel

A million things and a perfect dream of life (gone) fragile but free

We remain tender together

If not so in love

And it's not so wrong, we're only human after all

These changing years, they add to your confusion

Oh and you need to hear the time that told the truth

That there is something about you, baby, so right

Don't want to be without you, baby, tonight

Because there's something about you, baby, so right

I couldn't live without you, baby, tonight

And that there's something about you, yeah

And I couldn't be without you, tonight
We Built This City

**"We Built This City"** is the first track on Ninja Sex Party's seventh album, *Under the Covers, Vol. III*. It was originally performed by Starship. Its music video was released on November 1st, 2019. It was heard live in Chicago for their 10th Anniversary Show.

## Lyrics

We built this city

We built this city on rock and roll

Built this city

We built this city on rock and roll

Say you don't know me or recognize my face

Say you don't care who goes to that kind of place

Knee-deep in the hoopla, sinking in your fight

Too many runaways eating up the night

Marconi plays the mamba, listen to the radio

Don't you remember?

We built this city

We built this city on rock and roll

We built this city

We built this city on rock and roll

Built this city

We built this city on rock and roll

Someone's always playing corporation games

Who cares? They're always changing corporation names

We just want to dance here, someone stole the stage

They call us irresponsible, write us off the page

Marconi plays the mamba, listen to the radio

Don't you remember?

We built this city

We built this city on rock and roll

We built this city

We built this city on rock and roll

Built this city

We built this city on rock and roll

It's just another Sunday

In a tired old street

Police have got the choke hold

Then we just lost the beat

Who counts the money underneath the bar?

Who rides the wrecking ball into our guitars?

Don't tell us you need us 'cause we're the ship of fools

Looking for America, coming through your schools

Marconi plays the mamba, listen to the radio

Don't you remember?

We built this city

We built this city on rock and roll

We built this city

We built this city on rock and roll

Built this city

We built this city on rock and roll

Built this city now (built, built)

Built this city (built, built)

Built this city now (built, built)

## Music Video Credits

### Cast

* Dan Avidan as Danny Sexbang
* Brian Wecht as Ninja Brian
* TWRP as TWRP

### Production

* Directed by Tucker Prescott
* Edited by Tucker Prescott
* Cam Op/Gaffer: Adam Siler
* PA/Swing: Connor Brunson
* PA/Swing: Pedro LDV
* Elevated party dancers: The Era Queens
* Ground-level party dancers: The Meow Wolf Gang
* Filmed on location at Meow Wolf in Santa Fe, NM

## Music Credits

### Personnel

* Vocals: Dan Avidan
* Keyboards: Brian Wecht
* Talkbox/Synthesizer: Doctor Sung
* Bass: Commander Meouch
* Guitar: Lord Phobos
* Drums: Havve Hogan
* Additional guitars, synths, and programming by Jim Roach

### Production

* Produced by Jim Roach
* Recorded at Sonic Ranch Studios in TX, and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles.
* Engineered by Jim Roach and Mario Ramirez
* Mixed by Thom Flowers
* Mastered by Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound, NYC
* Management: Brent Lilley

## External Links

Watch "We Built This City - NSP" on YouTube
Dragón de Agave

El **Dragón de Agave** es un dragón de rareza **Épico** y fácilmente obtenible en **Dragón Manía Legends**

## Obtención

El **Dragón de Agave** puede obtenerse de la manera normal **cruzando** un dragón híbrido con los elementos  con un dragón de elemento .
La opción más recomendable es el cruce básico entre Dragón de Vapor + Dragón de Planta

## Precio

El **Dragón de Agave** puede comprarse directamente por 1400
Samurai Barry

**Samurai Barry** is a Ninja Sex Party character, whose appearance is similar to Barry Kramer.

## Biography

Samurai Barry is a "great warrior" from ancient Japan who has taken a vow of silence, like Ninja Brian. He preaches abstinence, along with his trusted companion Arin Neverbone.

## Quotes

"*In the tall skyscrapers of ancient Japan/Lived two great warriors, a dude and a man/Who proclaimed "No sex until you are married!"/They were Arin Neverbone and Samurai Barry*"
―"Samurai Abstinence Patrol"[src]
Keeby

The creator of #kun. A mysterious and kind ruler. He enjoys watching Steven Universe and Gravity Falls, and enjoys playing Smash 4. He is the ultimate nerd.

Keeby is the one who started it all.  He's the original founder of #kun, and is the ultimate nerd.  So nerdy, he's the basis for all nerds.  The more you are like him, the nerdier you are.

Keeby is also our benevolent ruler, Keebler.  He tells us what's right and wrong; disobeying him can get you kickbanned for life.  HAIL KEEBLER

His Tumblr is keebykebby.tumblr.com and if you see this and don't follow him, that's heresy and you'll be burned at the stake.
Manticore (song)

**"Manticore"** is the tenth track on Ninja Sex Party's first album, *NSFW*. Its music video was released on July 15th, 2011.

## Lyrics

Back in old and ancient Greece lived a most ferocious beast

With eyes of flame and teeth of steel, on human flesh it feasts

Standing over ten feet tall, none can escape its roar (ROAR!)

Behold, my friends and foes alike, the dreadful Manticore!

Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore!

Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore!

The Manticore feels happiness whenever you feel sad

Because you got kicked in the junk, the Manticore is glad

The Manticore invented death and all things that are bad

He'll kill your sister just for fun and make out with your dad!

Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore!

Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore!

He'll enroll you in the school of pain and then teach the class

He'll kick your ass in with his feet

And then he'll kick your feet with his gigantic ass

Don't give him sass

He ate a whole guy with his face and didn't even chew

Turns out that guy was you

And yet you're there

There can only be one explanation

That's that you're a zombie, now I'm scared

It's not like there wasn't enough on my mind

With the Manticore...

Manticore, where are you now?

Are you gone forever?

Oh, nope - there you are.

He'll steal your girlfriend in the night and then he'll steal your soul

And have a threesome with them both, that's just how he rolls

You may want to cry out loud: "Manticore, you are wrong!"

Too bad he already killed your ass in the first verse of this song!

Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore!

Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore!

Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore!

Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore!

## Music Video Credits

### Cast

* Danny Sexbang - Dan Avidan
* Ninja Brian - Brian Wecht
* Manticore - Brian Wecht
* Untitled Role - Sara Kauffman
* Untitled Role - Kevin Harrington
* Boom Operator #1 - Eric Smith

### Production

* Guitar - Dave Hill
* Writers - Ninja Sex Party
* Producers - Jim Turner and Ninja Sex Party
* Director - Jim Turner
* Director of Photography - Jim Turner
* Editor - Jim Turner
* Assistant Director - Eric Smith
Outroduction

**"Outroduction"** is the fifteenth and final track on Ninja Sex Party's first album, *NSFW*.

## Lyrics

Well, that's the end of our album. You can open your eyes now. Wasn't I fantastic? Ninja Brian, you did a pretty okay job too. I'm particularly impressed by the way you're simultaneously playing piano, pan flute, maracas, and a gong next to me right now. It almost makes me regret calling you fat, stupid, ugly, and saying that you have an STD during the course of this album, even though all of those things are true. ...I- I mean not true. I guess, in the end, the only thing that really matters is that we're friends. Am I right? Am I- am I right, Ninja Brian? Cool. Dipshit.
Thunder & Lightning

**Thunder & Lightning** is the eleventh track on Ninja Sex Party's eighth album, *The Prophecy*. Its music video was released on October 2nd, 2020 and was animated by Apartment D.

## "Thunder & Lightning"

### Release date

October 2nd, 2020 (single and music video)October 16th, 2020 (on album)

## Lyrics

When I was just a young man

I was wandering in the rain

Got stuck by lightning in the junk

Fell to the ground in pain

But when I woke the next morning

I witnessed something odd

My nuts were supercharged

With glowing power from the gods

They were Thunder & Lightning!

Globes of massive strength and size

Thunder & Lightning!

Power spheres from beyond the skies

Orbs of might made from radiant light

Thunder & Lightning!

I now had a new calling

I was destined to fight crime

No man could escape the justice

My meaty clackers could provide

So I bought them a little unitard

And found them a tiny cape

Then ran to the city's toughest gang

And screamed "There's no escape

From the wrath of Thunder & Lightning!"

Jewels that fell from an angel's crown

Thunder & Lightning!

Rounded junk that'll take you down

Stones of war, tiny hammers of Thor

Thunder & Lightning!

One with the power to electrify

One with the power to smash

First you hear that rumble, baby

And then you see the flash

My loins are filled like darkened clouds

Evil has no chance

All shall tremble before the storm

That gathers in my pants

Turns out being struck by lightning

Doesn't give you any powers

They caved my head in with a pipe

And beat me for several hours

But as I lay there half-conscious

With my nuts exposed to air

I looked up to the blackened sky

And said an ancient prayer

Lord, if you're there, please infuse my nuts with the power of a thousand suns. Holy shit, you're real?!

Let there be Thunder & Lightning!

Acorns shot from the Tree of Life

Thunder & Lightning!

High voltage nugs lighting up the night

Mighty balls gifted from Odin's halls

Thunder & Lightning!

Suck 'em!

## Music Video Credits

### Production

* Animated by Sean Malony
* Directed by Sean Malony
* Producer: Maximilian Lopez
* Director of Photography: Warren Sheetz
* Puppet Lead: Haanz Mulligan Sakuga
* Animator: Kianu Morales
* Animator/Fabricator: Christine Brennan
* Fabricator: Ilssa Simsek
* 2D Animator/Illustrator: Robyn Stanford
* 3D Background Artist: Yuya Takeda
* Post Production: Brenna Coleman
* Creative Consultant: Cami Kwan

## Music Credits

### Personnel

* Vocals: Dan Avidan
* Keys & Synths: Brian Wecht
* Synths & Keys: Doctor Sung
* Bass: Commander Meouch
* Guitar: Lord Phobos
* Additional Guitars: Jim Roach
* Drums: Nate VanDerPol
* Background Vocals: Jack VanDerPol

### Production

* Written by: Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach
* Produced & Engineered by: Jim Roach
* Assistant Engineering and Editing by: Jerik Centeno
* Recorded at Sunset Sound Recordings and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA
* Mixed by: Jay Ruston
* Mastered by: Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound, NYC
* Manager: Brent Lilley

## External Links

Watch "Thunder & Lightning - NSP" on YouTube
Let's Save the Earth

**"Let's Save the Earth"** is a track on Ninja Sex Party's upcoming tenth album, *These Nuts*. The single was released on October 20th, 2023. Its music video was released on October 23rd, 2023, and features animations by Shoocharu.

## Lyrics

The earth has so many problems

But I know that we can solve them, all right

We just need to work together

And we'll start to make it better tonight

The forests will grow anew

And the oceans will gleam their crystal blue

And when our work is done

There's only one question I have for you

Is your mom single? (Is your mom single?)

Is your mom free tonight?

The stars are shining

The moon is bright

As my and your mom's souls unite

Let's save the earth...

Let's save the earth...

Let's save the earth...

It's up to our generation

And people from every nation, get mad (get mad)

Let's make sure we all recycle

Like your mom could cycle in a new dad (new dad)

We're emitting more and more greenhouses gasses into the atmosphere. The polar ice caps are melting. Global temperatures are rising at an alarming rate. We need to reduce, reuse, recycle every day. Do you think you could eventually learn to love me as a father instead of just your karate instructor?

Is your mom single? (Is your mom single?)

Is your mom free tonight?

The planet's struggling

May I be snuggling

Your mom by candlelight?

We could ride away

On a horse and carriage

Would she be down with an open marriage?

So hear my plea

Keep the planet clean

Make my balls less blue and the trees more green

Think globally, act locally

Think globally, act locally

Think globally, act locally (Let me date your mom)

Think globally, act locally (Let me date your mom)

Think globally, act locally (I wanna date your mom)

One single date, I'll pick her up at eight (Let me date your mom...please)

Okay, Timmy. Karate practice is over, come on. We're late for Pilates.

Hi, Mrs. Johnson, do you like karate and also believe that we should save the planet?! Okay, bye! That went well.
Outro (Patrol)

**"Outro (Patrol)"** is the fifteenth and final track on Ninja Sex Party's sixth album, *Cool Patrol*.

## Lyrics

Fancy meeting your here. Looks like you listened all the way to the end of the album. Kudos. We hope you enjoyed yourself, and that it was a musical adventure that touched your heart, your mind, your butt, your soul, your butt again, and of course, your schpoodle. A lot of bands don't get the chance to make six albums, so we just wanted to thank you, the fans, from the bottom of our schpoodles, for supporting us. We love you so much, and we promise to have sex with, and/or kill as many of you as possible. Sorry. Brian and I have competing agendas. Until next time, as they say in Italy, au revoir. That means "good morning".
Your Love

**"Your Love"** is the fourth track on Ninja Sex Party's fourth album, *Under the Covers*. It was originally performed by The Outfield.

## Lyrics

Josie's on a vacation far away

Come around and talk it over

So many things that I wanna say

You know I like my girls a little bit older

I just wanna use your love tonight

I don't wanna lose your love tonight

I ain't got many friends left to talk to

No one's around when I'm in trouble

You know I'd do anything for you

Stay the night but keep it undercover

I just wanna use your love tonight

I don't wanna lose your love tonight

Tryin' to stop my hands from shakin'

But something in my mind's not making sense

It's been a while since we were all alone

I can't hide the way I'm feeling

As you leave me, please, would you close the door?

And don't forget what I told ya

Just 'cause you're right, that don't mean I'm wrong

Another shoulder to cry upon

I just wanna use your love tonight (Yeah)

I don't wanna lose your love tonight (Yeah)

I just wanna use your love tonight

I don't wanna lose your love tonight

Yeah, I just wanna use your love tonight

I don't wanna lose your love tonight

(Use your love)

(Lose your love)

(Use your love) (Tonight)

And I don't wanna (Lose your love) (Tonight)

I don't wanna, I don't wanna, I don't wanna

(Use your love) (Tonight)

(Lose your love) (Tonight)

(Use your love) (Tonight)

(Lose your love) (Tonight)
NSP Theme Song

**"NSP Theme Song"** is the second track on Ninja Sex Party's first album, *NSFW*. Its music video was released on February 1st, 2012.

## Lyrics

Running really fast, jumping super high

Flipping over shit, making stuff explode

Flipping over more shit

Fighting lots of guys, writing kick-ass jams

Doing other things, giving you the sauce

That's what we do cause

We are Ninja Sex Party

Shooting music all over your body

I'm Danny Sexbang, check out my kung fu

I'm getting sexy (unh!)

I'm getting sexy for you

And Ninja Brian is fast and deadly

Stabbing dudes and then writing tasty medleys

Are you seduced yet? No need to answer

Tonight we're gonna rock you even though you didn't ask us to!

Slapping unicorns, going into space

Breaking out of jail, trying on some bras

Don't worry - they're man-bras

Clapping way too long, listening to ham

Blowing up the sun, wearing tiny hats

And now you know that

We are Ninja Sex Party

Musically seducing all the hotties

Brian's a Ninja, Danny's a hot Jew

And we are best friends (yeah!)

And we are best friends, it's true

Don't try to stop us, we're on a mission

Every girl must now make The Decision

Which to have sex with? No need to answer

I know it's Danny Sexbang, he's the handsomer of the two!

...And Ninja Brian's fat

Oh, hey, Ninja Brian, I'm sorry. Uh, that came out wrong, I didn't- I didn't mean to call you fat. I meant stupid. And ugly. And fat. (Fat!)

## Music Video Credits

### Cast

* Danny Sexbang - Dan Avidan
* Ninja Brian - Brian Wecht
* Red Bikini - Lauren Francesca
* Black Bikini - Montana Marks
* Pink Bikini/Flag Bikini - Andi Naar
* Dude stabbed by Ninja Brian while reading newspaper - Mookie Thompson
* Dude stabbed by Ninja Brian while writing music - Jerry Nwosuocha
* Roger, who remains unstabbed by Ninja Brian - Dan Hodapp

### Production

* Writers - Ninja Sex Party
* Director - Jim Turner
* Editor - Jim Turner
* Special Effects - Jim Turner
* Assistant Director - Eric Smith

### Special Thanks

* Kathleen, Lauren, and everyone at the YouTube Next New Networks Lab
The Burning Down

**"The Burning Down"** is the eighth track on Ninja Sex Party's fourth album, *Under the Covers*. It was originally performed by King's X.

## Lyrics

Where are you tonight?

I don't seem to know you

No, I'm not all right

Where are you tonight?

And my heart is nearly gone

There's not much left to offer

If I could somehow know

I could stop the burning down

Where are you tonight?

Are you even really out there?

I won't put up a fight

Where are you tonight?

And the world keeps spinning round

A vicious cycle turning (A vicious cycle turning)

Some of them know love

Some of us now the burning down
The Decision

**"The Decision"** is the third track on Ninja Sex Party's first album, *NSFW*. Its music video was released on December 14th, 2009.

## Lyrics

You're probably thinking to yourself:

"Ninja Sex Party, you're awesome!"

We know, but thank you anyway

You're having trouble deciding

Which one of us to have sex with

That's natural but nice of you say

Well maybe I can help you out

Clear up all of your confusing doubts

Do you want sex with a ninja or sex with a guy like me?

The choice should be so obvious (Dan)

And although he is mysterious (Brian)

Don't you want a man who's tall, whose name is Dan

And is Jewish?

One other thing...

Everyone in the band has an STD except for me

By the process of elimination, you can make determinations on who just that might be!

It's Brian! Brian has an STD-

...I'm sorry.

## Music video credits

### Cast

* Dan Avidan - Danny Sexbang
* Brian Wecht - Ninja Brian
* Julie Katz - Woman
* Mookie Thompson - Mugger

### Production

* Director - Jim Turner
* Producers - Ninja Sex Party, Jim Turner
* Production assistants - Mark Peterson, Flynn Hundhausen

## Trivia

* In the music video:
	+ Danny wears his signature costume for the first time.
	+ Danny's dog, Princess Tinkles, makes its first appearance.
	+ The Dannequin is killed in Danny's place for the first time.
	+ Danny kills one person: the mugger.
	+ Ninja Brian has no living victims.
	+ The Savage Badger, a dance move in the previous music video for I Just Want To (Dance), is shown to be Danny's signature move.
	+ No Reason Boners are foreshadowed and shown to be Danny's weakness.
Unicorn Wizard

**"Unicorn Wizard"** is the third track on Ninja Sex Party's second album, *Strawberries and Cream*. Its music video was released on October 25th, 2012, and features animations by Chris O'Neill and Zach Hadel.

## Lyrics

Sometimes I wish I was even more awesome than I already am

What would my life be like if I turned that shit up to eleven (out of a possible five)?

Ninja Brian, hand me my cloak. And my staff. And my horn. And that thermos of soup. I'm hungry but also thirsty, and you can kind of, like, eat and drink soup at the same time. Let's go!

(Woo!)

Riding straight out of your imagination

Using my magic to fight against crime

Destroying evil with powers most awesome

Protecting the weak almost all of the time

But not on Sundays - Game of Thrones is on!

Now is the time for a man of conviction

The world needs a hero and I am that guy

Look! Who is that masked man?

That's Ninja Brian. But shut up about him. Let's focus on me because:

I am the Unicorn Wizard

Riding for justice on a comet of stars

With the help of my sidekick Princess Handjob

I'm more awesome and smarter than I already are

I am the Unicorn Wizard

My spells are amazing and my reflexes quick

My horn is my strength and my strength is my power

And my power is my horn and my horn is my dick

Here's your opportunity to stop listening if this song got too amazing for you. No? Okay.

My life is a party, the guests are supermodels

Operation: I Rule is a total success

Each day I invent a new form of karate

That changes the way that Japan views the West

Now that's progress! Doitashi mashitay!

Then we retire to the Chamber of Passion

And bathe in a pool of strawberries and cream

The strawberries rub and exfoliate gently

The cream travels places you can't even dream

Ugh, I think I just dreamed it.

How was it? Amazing?

Uhh...

You mean uhh...stounding? Yeah you do.

I am the Unicorn Wizard

Just like Danny Sexbang, I'm handsome and strong

With the help of my hellhounds Tinkles and Gary

We'll punish the wicked then break into song

I am the Unicorn Wizard

A superhero for the entire human race

My wand casts a spell that will unlock the door

And the wand is my junk and the door is your face

Danny. Danny, wake up.

Uh- Oh- Oh, hey, mom. I had the craziest dream. I was the Unicorn Wizard.

Aw. Shut up.

Unicorn Wizard...

I said shut up.

You shut up.

## Music Video Credits

### Cast

* Dan Avidan as Danny Sexbang
* Brian Wecht as Ninja Brian
* Lauren Francesca as Bikini Girl 1
* Montana Marks as Bikini Girl 2
* Samantha Maurice as Bikini Girl 3
* Dan Hodapp as Roger Rogerson
* Kristen Acimovic as Robbery Victim
* Jerry as The Mugger Who Gets Hurt By Ninja Brian
* Mookie Thompson and Zack Evans as the Pair of Muggers Who Get Helped by Ninja Brian
* Branden Lam as That Japanese Guy
* Rachel Bitney Wecht as Danny's Mom

### Production

* Writers - Ninja Sex Party
* Director - Jim Turner
* Assistant Director - Annie Quick
* Animations - OneyNG
* Animations - PsychicPebbles
Ninja Brian Goes to Soccer Practice

**"Ninja Brian Goes to Soccer Practice"** is the sixth track on Ninja Sex Party's sixth album, *Cool Patrol*.

## Lyrics

Okay, Ninja Brian. Have fun at soccer practice. I'll pick you up at eight. Now remember, the goal is to have fun, not to stab anyone.

Oh God, I've been stabbed!

Brian, no!

Okay, Brian, that's a yellow card for- Guh!

Hey, you can't- Ah!

Why does he have grenades?!

Wow, you stayed out there for twelve seconds. That's a new record for you. Looks like someone's finally learning about a little thing called sportsmanship. Aaaahhhh!
Let's Get This Terrible Party Started

**"Let's Get This Terrible Party Started"** is the fourth track on Ninja Sex Party's second album, *Strawberries and Cream*. Its music video was released on June 11th, 2013.

## Lyrics

Once every hundred thousand years, the most epic party in the universe will be thrown by Ninja Sex Party, as it was foretold in the scrolls. So take that pudding, pour it onto your chest and let it melt down to your genitals. It's go time.

Oh shit! Congrats, your ass just got invited

To the party of your life, are you motherfucking excited?

It's a Ninja Sex Party party so you know it's the shit

I hope you like fun cause we're havin' it

Let's get this fucking party started!

Oh god! It's all going down!

Fuck yeah! Your life was bullshit until right now!

Woo-hoo! Go ahead and let your pants hit the floor!

Your destiny awaits behind that door! Here we go!

Hey, guys.

Hey! (Hey!)

You...playing...Dungeons and Dragons or...? **Cough**

All right! This party's off to a bit of a slow start

But soon it's gonna melt your brain and bitchslap your heart

Check out this leaf-collecting album that I made back in autumn

Don't get me started on balloons. You want 'em? We fuckin' got 'em!

And when the music starts to drop, the vibe's gonna change

We've got the country-themed bar mitzvah band Shalom on the Range

The hot girls are showing up, I am so sorry you waited

But now they're finally inflated

So we can get this fucking party started!

Dear god! The night is on fire!

This shit would make a Hobbit say "To hell with the Shire!"

Hooray! Are you worthy? That's a definite maybe!

It's like amazing and awesome fucked and had a party baby!

Dance break!

I- I said dance, everybody. Why is that guy naked? Alright, this party sucks. Ninja Brian, explode this building with your mind.

## Music Video Credits

### Cast

* Dan Avidan as Danny Sexbang
* Brian Wecht as Danny Sexbang
* JonTron as Main Party Invitee
* Kristin Ige as Amazing Girl Hanging out with NSP
* Evan McGee as D&D Nerd
* Rubber Ross as D&D Nerd
* Michael Hill as D&D Nerd
* Zan Alda as D&D Nerd
* Alex Kramer as Shalom on the Range
* Barry Kramer as Shalom on the Range
* El Cid as Shalom on the Range
* Martin Cohen as Bilbo Schwaggins
* Marty Benson as "Amazing"
* Lena Nicole Thomas as "Awesome"

### Production

* Written by Ninja Sex Party
* Directed by Egoraptor
* Edited by Kelly Brickner
* Effects by Kelly Brickner
* Props by Mort3mer

## External Links

Watch Let's Get This Terrible Party Started! on YouTube
Orgy for One

**"Orgy for One"** is the third track on Ninja Sex Party's sixth album, *Cool Patrol*. Its music video was released on March 6th, 2018. The song features a guitar solo and guest appearance from Panic! At The Disco's ex-touring guitarist Kenneth (Kenny) Harris.

## Lyrics

Ninja Brian, I invited a large number of girls over here for an orgy tonight, but I have to say the responses thus far haven't been exactly what I hoped for.

Stacey had a headache, Jenny was in jail

Brenda had to work late, Kate was getting Jenny's bail

Angela got scurvy, Ashley caught a cold

Sally's dad exploded, that's what I was told

Michelle had to play checkers, Anne was baking pies

Wendy's dad exploded too, that might have been a lie

Pam had frisbee lessons, Stella had ballet

Now I'm by myself, but I can have fun anyway

So dim (dim) the lights (the lights)

Remove (remove) my tights, yeah

Nobody showed, but I'm gonna have some fun

Let's get this party started, it's an orgy for one

It's me and my hand, and it's hotter than the sun

So break out the tissues, it's an orgy for one

I'm working out my issues in an orgy for one

Margaret's cat was nauseous, Jean was way too shy

Steve was not invited because he was a guy

Claire was parasailing, Brook said she was in space

But it doesn't matter 'cuz I'm rounding second base

All through (through) the night (the night)

My grasp (my grasp) is tight

Beating so hard you'd think I was a drum

And I don't even care, it's an orgy for one

I'm here all alone and I'm tugging on my plums

It's not just masturbation, it's an orgy for one

It's a fucking celebration, it's an orgy for one

Orgy for one (orgy for one)

Orgy for one

Six- (six-) -tynine (-tynine)

Without (without) the nine (the nine)

Now pour (pour) the wine (the wine)

I'm mine (I'm mine), all mine

I'm batting a thousand and nailing everyone

Thank you, everybody at this orgy for one

These pillows are stacked to look vaguely like a butt

You know I'm going for it, it's an orgy for one

My junk is getting sore and it's an orgy for one

You know that I'll be scoring at the orgy for one

Orgy for one (orgy for one)

Orgy for one

## Music Video Credits

### Cast

* Dan Avidan as Danny Sexbang
* Brian Wecht as Ninja Brian
* Kristen Vaganos as Jenny
* Leah Yould as Kate
* Morgan Matthews as Sally
* Jim Roach as Sally's Dad
* Alara Ceri as Wendy
* Scott Shiffman as Wendy's Dad

### Production

* Directed by Sean Barrett
* Produced by Scott Shiffman
* 1st AD/PA: Dan Brown
* Production Design: Traci Hays
* DP: Gordon Yould
* 1st AC: Ryan Sax
* 1st AC: Brooks Burgoon
* 2nd AC/DIT: Brooks Ludwick
* Techno Jib OP: Justin Umphenour
* Techno Jib Tech: Andrew Azouz
* Gaffer: Danny Williams
* Gaffer: Randy Newman
* Key Grip: Nick Lundstrom
* Key Grip: Marlow Nunez
* Hair: Becca Weber
* Makeup: Kat Bardot
* PA: David Browne
* PA: Leah Yould
* PA: Keaton Shiffman
* "Manager": Brent Lilley
Romance Novel

**"Romance Novel"** is the tenth track on Ninja Sex Party's sixth album, *Cool Patrol*.

## Lyrics

A lot of people don't know this, but I, Danny Sexbang, have been quietly working on the sexiest romance novel ever for the past sixteen years. I would like to share a taste of it with you now. Please enjoy this excerpt from my deeply sensual tale, "Claudia Goes to Schlongtown - Part Six: The Erectening". Ninja Brian, would you?

*"I love penis," Claudia said to Jeff, seductively caressing both of her yam-yams.*

*"Allow me to get you some from the kitchen," Jeff said with a twinkle in his eye.*

*"No, not peanuts, Jeff. Those aren't the nuts I'm interested in." She grabbed him on the penisiest part of his body.*

*"But a peanut isn't a nut," Jeff mansplained. "It's a legume."*

Whoa, Brian. What's the problem? What do you mean it's not romantic? I'm an amazing lover and I've lived through this exact scenario hundreds of times.

*"I feel like we're getting off-topic, Jeff," Claudia said. "But now that you mention it, I could go for a peanut butter sandwich."*

*"Penis butter? I don't think I have any of that," Jeff groaned hornily.*

Eat dicks, Brian. This is romantic as fuck, do not throw that piano at me again. Fine, I'll cut ahead to the end of the chapter.

*Claudia and Jeff lay naked in the penis butter tub on top of the Empire State Building, their bodies entwined like two sex lampreys.*

*"Should we invite Ninja Brian over?" Claudia asked.*

*"No!" Jeff yelled. "Ninja Brian sucks, and his face is lame, and he's stupid, and his dick is so small that-*

Not the piano! Ugh...my peanuts...
Baby, N.Y.C.

**Baby, N.Y.C.** is the second track on TWRP's 2015 EP, *Believe in Your Dreams*. It features Ninja Sex Party.

## Lyrics

The sun is down, the moon is rising

The city's coming to life

The laser lights on the horizon

A firework in the sky

The neon lights under the starlight

This is a battlecry

(Whoa) This is the evening

(Whoa) That I've been dreaming of

(Whoa) Free in the city

You're the one, the night is young

Let's party in America (Oh)

A single spark, one key to your heart

Is all that we're gonna need

Ignite the flame, the heat in your eyes

It's feeling like destiny

(Whoa) Got me believing

(Whoa) And I'm not giving up

(Whoa) Love it or leave it

All the fun until the sun

Let's party in America (Oh)

(Yeah)

(Oh)

Our lives are turning

Don't fight the tide

Our passions burning

We'll crystallize

This is our night (Hey, hey, hey, one, two, three, sports)

Hey, baby, New York City

Girl, you're my Shanghai lady

Hey, baby, come and dance with me

Hey, baby, New York City

Girl, you're my Shanghai lady

Hey, baby, come and dance with me (My Shanghai lady)

Hey, baby, New York City

Girl, you're my Shanghai lady

Hey, baby, come and dance with me

Hey, baby, New York City

Girl, you're my Shanghai lady

Hey, baby, come and dance with me (New York City)
Lord Phobos

Lord Phobos as seen in Africa

**Lord Phobos** is the lead guitarist of TWRP. He used to wield a white 70's style Gibson Explorer, then he switched to a white Fender Stratocaster, now he uses a Suhr Super Strat. In 2020 he broke his vow of silence when he started live streaming on Twitch. He now speaks through a microphone with a voice modulator.

## Appearance

Lord Phobos wears a red morph suit with golden armor on his chest, forearms, waist, and knees. A helmet similar to Marvel's Ant-Man covers face and mouth. On January 10, 2020, Phobos unveiled a new design at Chris Hadfield's Generator Toronto. His new armor featured a more streamlined look and a helmet with fins while keeping the red and gold color scheme.

## Personality

Lord Phobos is quiet and reserved in comparison to Commander Meouch and Doctor Sung. During live performances with Ninja Sex Party, Phobos appears to have a friendly, and at times romantic, relationship with Ninja Brian.

## Discography

### With TWRP

#### Studio Albums

* *Together Through Time* (2018)
* *Return to Wherever* (2019)
* *Over The Top* (2020)

#### EPs

* *The Device* (2012)
* *2nite* (2015)
* *Believe In Your Dreams* (2015)
* *Guardians of the Zone* (2016)
* *Ladyworld* (2017)

#### Singles

* "Lazerhorse" (2011)
* "Only The Best" (2020)
* "Need Each Other" (2020)

#### Compilations

* *Omnibus* (2017)
* *Welcome to TWRP* (2018)
* *Lil' Shiny Tunes Vol. 1* (2020)

### Solo

* *Phobos I* (2019)
* *Phobos II* (2020)
* *Phobos IV* (2021)

### As Featured Artist

* *Horse Blood* (2018) (Judge Bitch feat. Lord Phobos)
* *Temple Serpent* (2021) (Judge Bitch feat. Lord Phobos)

### With Ninja Sex Party

#### Original Albums

* *Cool Patrol* (2018)
* *The Prophecy* (2020)

#### Cover Albums

* *Under the Covers* (2016)
* *Under the Covers, Vol. II* (2017)
* *Under the Covers, Vol. III* (2019)
No Reason Boner

**"No Reason Boner"** is the seventh track on Ninja Sex Party's first album, *NSFW*. Its music video was released on February 12th, 2010.

## Lyrics

This song is about a problem that I have... frequently

There are three, three, three kinds of erections

Some are sexual, some occur during periods of nervous tension

But there's a mysterious third kind that no one really understands

It happens when your schlong decides to take matters into its own hands

No reason boner

No reason boner

It baffles scientists

No reason boner

This morning I was having breakfast at the Midtown diner

The bagel was delicious and the coleslaw couldn't be finer

I got a weird look from the waitress when I asked her for the cheque

I looked down and realized I was one hundred percent erect

No reason boner

No reason boner

I like coleslaw but not that much

No reason boner

"Hi, welcome to the post office!"

"Thanks! I just need to mail this package!"

"No problem. Just place it on the scale."

"Sure thing! Oh! Oh god! I- I can't right now."

"Why not?"

"I- I have to go. I have a, uh... doctor's appointment at the dentist's."

Now things are a little awkward between my mailman and I

That was not my best lie, I was just covering up for my

No reason boner

No reason boner

That was the wrong kind of package to mail

No reason boner

"Hi, welcome to the zoo!"

"Great! I love the zoo! Look at all those monkeys!"

"Actually, those technically aren't monkeys. They're macaques."

"Wow! Macaque's really hairy! ...Uh... So what time does the zoo close?"

"About eight o'clock."

"Great! That gives me a chance to- Oh god! Aw, not- not now. Not in front of the children. Why have you forsaken me, lord?"

This is no laughing matter, this is not some kind of game

I can tuck away my Johnson, but I can never tuck away the shame

It can happen anytime, it can happen anywhere

When the Loch Ness Monster decides it wants to randomly come up for air

No reason boner

Oh!

No reason boner

You're ruining my life

No reason boner

No reason boner

No reason boner

Why...?

Boner.

## Music video credits

### Cast

* Dan Avidan - Danny Sexbang
* Brian Wecht - Ninja Brian
* Zach Hagen - Unknown role
* Jo-Ann Harold - Unknown role
* Janelle Hawkes - Unknown role
* Dan Hodapp - Friend
* Julie Katz - Friend
* Kellie McCants - Unknown role
* Friend - Mookie Thompson
* Ashley Wilson - Unknown role
* Brian Wecht - Dan's Mailman
* Brian Wecht - Zookeeper

### Production

* Director - Jim Turner
* Producers - Ninja Sex Party, Jim Turner
* Production assistants - Mark Peterson, Morgan Goldin, Ashley Wilson
* Drummer - Charlie Shaw

## Trivia

* In the music video:
	+ The opening scene with Danny and Ninja Brian getting ready is added.
	+ Brian plays a character other than Ninja Brian for the first time: Dan's Mailman and the Zookeeper.
	+ Danny has no victims.
	+ Ninja Brian has no victims.
	+ The Dannequin appears when Danny is run over by the Zookeeper.
Intro (Attitude)

**"Intro (Attitude)"** is the first track on Ninja Sex Party's third album, *Attitude City*.

## Lyrics

Why hello there. My name is Danny Sexbang, and welcome to Ninja Sex Party's third album, Attitude City! I've been informed by scientists that this album's Loin Excitement Ratio, or LER, is off the charts, meaning that you're probably going to want to engage in sexual intercourse once it starts playing. In light of this, Ninja Brian and I would like to offer you our official romantic blueprint for listening to this album with your lover. Right now you should already be naked, ready to start your date. Take her or him out to a fancy restaurant, but be sure to be back at your house halfway through track 2. That's when foreplay begins. By track 4 you should be balls deep. Unless, of course, you're a pair of sexy lesbians, in which case, please call me. Try to hit climax around track 7 so tracks 8 through 13 can be reserved for miscellaneous activities such as weird butt stuff, as well as other types of butt stuff. We hope this was helpful. Now strap in, strap-on, and prepare for the ride of your life. This is Attitude City. Woo-hoo!
List of scrapped Ninja Sex Party songs

The following is a list of ideas for Ninja Sex Party songs that were scrapped.

* *Hugs*
* *One-Man Biker Gang*
* *Rock All Night, Fish All Day*
* *Journey to Planet Buttulon*
* *Did I Fucking Say You Could Stop Partying?! (Adapted into Mansion Party**)*
* *Surfing for Puss and the Tide Is High*
* *You Can Tell by My Swell*
* *Uncle Carl's Garage Basement Ultimate Thumb Wrestling Championship: Final Match Edition*
* *You Say "Tomato", I Say "What Are You Doing in My House?"*
* *Every Time You Masturbate an Angel Gets Its Thing*
* *I Bet I Can Eat More Pancakes Than You*
* *Feel the Beat (We Ripped Off from a More Successful Artist)*
* *Public Masturbation Is So Much Fun It Should Be Illegal*
* *There's Nothing Wrong With Making an Honest Living by Selling Illegal Drugs*
* *Rock the Night (Or Day, Depending on Your Availability)*
* *What if Your Whole Life Was a Play? A Really Stupid Fucking Play*
* *Stinkle McTinkles*
* *Climbing the Ladder of Success Up to the Roof of Buttsex*
* *Things Will Never be the Same (I've Applied Too Much Ketchup to This Hamburger)*
* *The Four Horsemen of the Rockpocalypse* (Adapted into *Cookies!*)
* *I Pop When You Hop on Top*
* *Weird Butt Stuff*
* *Galaxy Warriors, What With the Lasers and Such*
* *Your Ass Smells Like Tits (And Your Tits Smell Like Ass)*
* *ABC, 123, Tehehe*
* *I'm Literally on Fire*
* *Smoosh Police* (Adapted into *Samurai Abstinence Patrol*)
* *Can't Stop, Won't Stop, Might Stop*
* *Zombie Handjob*
* *I Always Believed in Your Tits*
* *Me Helping You Watching Me Humping You/Me Wanting You Watching Me Humping You*
* *Unfortunate Syrup Placement*

## References

<references>

1. ↑ https://youtu.be/sQqFCMQ62Yw?t=223
2. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVd-51YdBXA
3. ↑ https://youtu.be/ICz9Au5zaI0?t=470
4. ↑ https://youtu.be/IxaEEmK03LY?t=213
5. ↑ https://youtu.be/IxaEEmK03LY?t=579
6. ↑ https://youtu.be/YNJuQ7P-kBQ?t=18
7. ↑ https://youtu.be/7YLCxAk9poA?t=39
8. ↑ https://youtu.be/7YLCxAk9poA?t=62
9. ↑ https://youtu.be/7YLCxAk9poA?t=462
10. ↑ https://youtu.be/7YLCxAk9poA?t=514
11. ↑ https://youtu.be/7YLCxAk9poA?t=734
12. ↑ https://youtu.be/7YLCxAk9poA?t=1143
13. ↑ https://youtu.be/bfFvwSRftfY?t=471
Africa

**"Africa"** is the first track on Ninja Sex Party's fifth album, *Under the Covers, Vol. II*. It was originally performed by Toto. Its music video was released on November 1st, 2018. The video was filmed at Meow Wolf's House of Eternal Return, an explorable art exhibit, in Santa Fe, New Mexico.

## Lyrics

I hear the drums echoing tonight

But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation

She's coming in, 12:30 flight

The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation

I stopped an old man along the way

Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies

He turned to me as if to say

"Hurry, boy, it's waiting there for you"

It's gonna take the lot to drag me away from you

There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do

I bless the rains down in Africa

Gonna take some time to do the things we never have

Ooh ooh

The wild dogs cry out in the night

As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company

I know that I must do what's right

Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti

I seek to cure what's deep inside

Frightened of this thing that I've become

It's gonna take the lot to drag me away from you

There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do

I bless the rains down in Africa

Gonna take some time to do the things we never have

Ooh ooh

Hurry, boy, she's waiting there for you

It's gonna take the lot to drag me away from you

There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do

I bless the rains down in Africa

I bless the rains down in Africa (I bless the rain)

I bless the rains down in Africa (I bless the rain)

I bless the rains down in Africa

I bless the rains down in Africa (Hoo, gonna take some time)

Gonna take some time to do the things we never have

Ooh ooh

## Music Video Credits

### Cast

* Dan Avidan as Danny Sexbang
* Brian Wecht as Ninja Brian
* TWRP as TWRP

### Production

* Directed by Tucker Prescott
* Edited by Tucker Prescott
* Camera operator: Kyle Daly
* Gaffer: Adam Siler
* Additional video editing: Matt Watson
Pokemon Battles

Pokemon battles are extremely important to #kun, as it is a central thing that most of #kun can be united around. The most common types of Pokemon Battles on #kun can be divided into Single Battles, Multi Battles, Battle Royals, and Showdown battles. These battles take place in Pokemon X,Y, Omega Ruby, Alpha Sapphire, Sun, Moon, and sometimes even Pokken Tournament.

## Single Battles

Single Battles are the basic type of Pokemon battle, and the type used in normal tournaments. In this type of battle, the battlers each have a team of six Pokemon, and a battle ends when all a battler's Pokemon can no longer battle.

## Multi Battles

Multi Battles are a type of Pokemon battle where two teams of two battlers, each controlling three of their Pokemon, battle against each other. One pokemon from each contestant is out on the field at once. The battle ends when all of one side's Pokemon can no longer battle. Series of consecutive multi battles usually end around 2 AM Central time.

## Showdown Battles

Showdown Battles are battles that take place on the Pokemon site Pokemon Showdown, rather than on the Pokemon games themselves. It is generally used because of its more quicker accessibility to pokemon of any nature, stats, items, etc.

## Battle Royals

A new type of battle mode introduced in Gen VIII were Battle Royals. This would have 4 different people battling at once and the way to win would be to knock out the most pokemon before someone didn't have any pokemon left. The variety in 4 different pokemon and trainers can lead to some interesting results.
Judeau

**Judeau**, ou encore **Judo**, est un personnage secondaire dans Berserk, mais également un membre établi de l'ancienne troupe du faucon.

**Description:**
Bien que l'on ne connaisse pas son âge, Judeau semble avoir entre 15 et 20 ans,il est de taille moyenne ainsi que de corpulence mince, il a de longs cheveux blonds attachés en queue de cheval et laisse deux mèches encadrer son visage, ses yeux sont gris.
Built 4 Love

**Built 4 Love** is the seventh track on TWRP's 2017 EP, *Ladyworld*. It features Ninja Sex Party.

## Lyrics

I need your love

I need your love

Oh, girl, I need your love

Yeah, girl, electric love

Electric love

Come on, come on, you're built for love

You turn me on, electric love

Come on, come on

We're charged until the dawn

Whoa, humanity

Won't know what hit it, baby

When they get to see you and me (Yeah)

So don't blow your circuitry

Let them stare as we walk, let them talk

It's all the same to me

You're aglow, can't disagree

Let's fight to the finish, baby

Running on electricity

Your soul knows that love is free

Now you're all charged up

Light the spark in me

You light the spark in me

So (Hey, hey) baby, let's go

(Ooh, you were built for love)

Electric love

Come on, come on, you're built for love

You turn me on, electric love

Come on, come on

We're charged until the dawn

Whoa, what can I say?

You set my program

And it's something that I can't disobey

So go slow (Slow), show me the way

That I could never find

All the times that my life ricocheted

Through the woes of yesterday

Your chromium finish, lady

Is something that won't lead me astray

Am I wrong by feeling sated?

Understand we can fly away

We're gonna fly away

So (Hey, hey) baby, let's go

(You were built for love)

(You were built for love)

I lose it every time I see you

I'm thinking this could even be true

(You were built for love)

Synthetic spirits will deceive you

Didn't even know that you could feel the love

(You were built for love)

Your model might be discontinued

Now that I know that I can win your love

(You were built for love)

Cause you (Cause you), you were built (Oh girl, you know that you were built for love)

Built for love, built for love

(Built for love, built for love)
EmperorToad

EmperorToad is a member of #kun that joined in 2016 and is so far the youngest member of #kun.

## Origin

EmperorToad originated from the Bitforums, though could not join or post because at that point no more new users could sign up. He was invited by chance as it would be difficult to contact non registered users unless they were online on the empty forums. After visiting multiple times and could only view posts, EmperorToad was invited to #kun the very last time they were going to visit the Bitforums, proving to be a lucky catch, although the lucky part has not been confirmed.