CPU Kerfuffle 2

CPU Kerfuffle 2 is, as the name implies, the second CPU Kerfuffle.

## Fighters

* Patch-Man: Pac-Man, 7th place
* Light Pit: Dark Pit, 7th place
* Zelda: Link, 5th place
* Diowser: Bowser, 5th place
* Squid Jenny: Inkling, 4th place
* Zapmouse: Pikachu, 3rd place
* Big Yopper: King K. Rool, 2nd place
* Sword Goku: Hero, 1st place
* Hamburger Helper: Ridley, Reigning Champion

## Bracket

#### **Big Yopper vs. Patch-Man**

Match one goes to Brinstar, where Patch-Man is able to take an early percent lead in neutral. Big Yopper, showing that he still has something left in him after losing his title, quickly reverses Patch-Man's momentum to even out the percents and close the stock with a dash attack. Patch-Man is able to capitalize on Big Yopper's damage with a stalled side b to even the game back out. Despite racking up a lot of damage, Patch-Man simply cannot score a KO due to Big Yopper's fantastic recovery. Big Yopper is able to maintain his momentum with a counter on Patch-Man's forward smash that nets Yopper a stock, but he's still on high percent and Patch-Man drops from halo to even the game up with another forward smash. After the fighters play safe, and settle at equal percents, Yopper is able to take the game with a back throw.

Game two is on Castle Siege, a stage both fighters can abuse the slants on. Yopper begins the match with a devastating assault, to take Patch-Man out with forward tilt for an early stock. After showing off with a dash dance, Yopper gets greedy and tries to play offensive but cannot close the gap before Patch-Man evens the game. Yopper, moving to the defensive, is able to rack up enough hits to knock Patch-Man out with a cannonball at ledge to take the lead. Patch-Man, after a close call where he super armored through a spike, is able to even out the stocks after taking significant damage by punishing a greedy play from Yopper. That damage seems to be enough, as Yopper closes out the game to knock Patch-Man out of Winner's with a forward air.

Winner: **Big Yopper**

#### **Squiggy vs. Zapmouse**

Match one starts in Battlefield with both fighters feeling each other out in neutral with neither able to close out a stock. Zapmouse is able to come out on top, with Squiggy lacking ink for most of their moves, with a down tilt to take stock one. After both fighters bringing each other to high percents, Squiggy is able to get a kill with an up air after whiffing a roller punish. The damage that Squiggy took proves to be too much, as they are knocked out by another hit from Zapmouse. Zapmouse, after lamenting his own existence, takes game one with a down smash.

Game two goes to Delfino Plaza, with an immediate flex from Squiggy where they foot stool Zapmouse's quick attack for absolutely no reason. The game continues with the usual neutral until Zapmouse lands another back throw. The game quickly becomes even as Zapmouse dodges a bomb from Squiggy and SDs because he want too low off stage. Both fighters continue to play it safe, only attacking when they know they can hit. Squiggy is able to use this to put a lot of damage on Zapmouse and knock him out with a forward air to take the lead. After bobbing and weaving to put damage onto Zapmouse, Squiggy finally loses their stock to a forward smash to bring the game to its last stock. Continuing to stay on the defensive, Squiggy falls behind while Zapmouse plays bolder. This leads to an opening for Squiggy to win game two with a neutral air after Zapmouse whiffs a side b.

Zapmouse takes game three to the Halberd where both competitors start on the offense. Squiggy is able to keep percents even despite being out of ink, and is able to get a stock lead after edge-guarding Zapmouse until he misses an up b. Squiggy is able to hold onto that stock long enough to take another one of Zapmouse's with a forward air. It seems like Zapmouse is finally ready to start playing this match, as he closes out Squiggy's first stock, only to get comboed by Squiggy dropping from halo. Zapmouse, showing off what he can do, brings the game to even percents before taking Squiggy's second stock before taking a charged forward smash to the face after trying to contest Squiggy on halo.

Winner: **Squiggy**

#### **Sword Goku vs. Light Pit**

Game one goes to Mementos, with both fighters keeping it even despite an early lead from Sword Goku. Light Pit, knowing his survival is on the line, takes the first stock with an up air. Sword Goku continues to go for big hits and gets a KO with a boosted up tilt. After building percent on Light Pit, Goku is able to take another stock with a sizzle, putting him in the lead. After bluffing a kamikaze to combo Light Pit for more damage, Sword Goku finally goes down to another up air. Sword Goku, not afraid of anything Light Pit can do to him, stocks up on an Oomph and a Heal before closing out game one with a Flame Slash.

Game two goes to Pilotwings, with Light Pit showing off his combo game and Sword Goku showing that he could not care less. After a few interrupted strings, and a lot of percent building, Light Pit is able to close out a stock with a forward smash that is immediately neutralized with a full charge side b from Sword Goku. Light Pit tries and fails to build percent, while Sword Goku racks up the damage and scores an easy KO. Light Pit chokes, and cannot score a KO before Sword Goku ends the set with a forward smash.

Winner: **Sword Goku**

#### **Diowser vs Zelda**

Zelda starts the match by using Lumiose City's movement to cheese Diowser's first stock in a zero-to-death. After the fighters bringing percents to neutral, Zelda gets greedy and dies from missing an air dodge and being unable to recover. Zelda, not letting this setback faze him, takes a quick stock with a forward smash. In a dominating display, Zelda takes game one with another early kill by foot stooling Diowser.

Round two goes to Green Greens, with Diowser taking a dominant percent lead that he capitalizes on with an up air to take stock one. Diowser continues to push his advantage, living until over two hundred percent and taking another stock from Zelda before he can even take one. Zelda, finally landing a strong hit, takes Diowser's first stock with a forward air. Zelda, seemingly tired with Diowser's nonsense, foot stools him into a pit. Diowser is able to recover from this, but not the second foot stool shortly after. With the game on last stock, and Zelda at high percent, Diowser nearly chokes but gets the kill with an up tilt in the end.

Game three is on Rainbow Cruise, with both fighters starting strong. After trading strong hits, and going to extremely high percents, Diowser is able to take out Zelda with a parry up tilt. Zelda swiftly evens it up with a nair after dropping from ledge. After the fighters exchange more strong hits, Zelda is able to send Diowser off stage to get a kill with an arrow snipe to take the lead. Diowser is able to even up game three with a strong forward air, and brings the set to its last stock. Zelda, going for the style plays, throws the bomb at an off stage diowser and uses the stage to bounce it back into him for the win.

Winner: **Zelda**

### **Losers Round 1**

#### **Patch-Man vs. Zapmouse**

The match starts in Dracula's castle, with both fighters playing it safe to figure each other out. Zapmouse is able to take the first stock with a forward air. After struggling to find a kill move, Patch-Man is able to land a throw to close out the stock. After debating religion with Patch-Man, Zapmouse is able to get a kill with up smash. As if he wants to get the stock over with, Zapmouse SDs with a failed air dodge to ledge. Not long after, Zapmouse closes the game out with a forward air.

Patch-Man takes Zapmouse to his fields, on Duck Hunt. Patch-Man starts with an early lead, that Zapmouse quickly gets under control. Patch-Man takes advantage of Zapmouse's defensive play and runs up and forward smashes. Patch-Man keeps up his lead, until Zapmouse uses a sour spot down air to even the stocks. Patch-Man is able to retake his lead with a back throw at ledge Zapmouse is able to even it up, using a forward smash to get a KO. Both fighters engage in a fast paced neutral that ends with Zapmouse landing a down smash to end the set.

Winner: **Zapmouse**

#### **Light Pit vs. Diowser**

The fighters take the first match to New Donk City, with Diowser taking an early stock with side b. The fighters continue to play neutral, until Diowser goes for a forward smash that Light Pit dodges and punishes with a lethal forward air. After some intense offstage play, Diowser lands an up air after shielding Light Pit's side b. Despite dodging most of Diowser's attacks, Light Pit cannot keep up and loses the game to a back air.

Spoiler alert: Light Pit fucking dies. Game two begins on Smashville, with Light Pit coming out of the gates with a triple spike to take Diowser's first stock. Diowser, not exactly happy about this, immediately comes back with a forward air to even the game out. Even with all of his desperation, Light Pit cannot replicate his early lead and gets taken out again by a Diowser up air. Light pit, using his super armor, is able to prolong his life with a side b to beat out Diowser's forward smash, but cannot do the same for the forward air that sends him literally to Hell.

Winner: **Diowser**

### **Round 2**

#### **Big Yopper vs. Squid Jenny**

Game one is on Pokemon Stadium, with both fighters staying neutral. Big Yopper is able to take the lead in neutral, and by extension the match by taking the first stock. Squiggy is able to make up for the early loss by gimping Big Yopper and pushing him under the stage. With neither fighter able to net a kill, they continue to build damage. Squiggy is able to use their offstage presence to take the lead on Big Yopper, who is able to come back with a forward tilt. Pressing their momentum, Squiggy is able to take game one with an off stage combo into a killer up air.

Big Yopper takes Squiggy to their home town, Town and City, and uses the intimidation to scare Squiggy into an early SD. The fighters keep it even, even if Yopper has a stock lead, until Squiggy is able to take the stock with an up air. Squiggy keeps their momentum, by dodging the veritable bullet hell that Yopper put them into, until they take a blunderbuss to the face and go to their last stock. Big Yopper is able to keep up his momentum, and knocks Sqiuggy out with another blunderbuss.

After meditating, Squiggy transes their gender and becomes Squid Jenny, taking Big Yopper to Yoshi's Story where they begin by playing neutral. As per usual, Big Yopper excels at the early neutral, and lands a forward smash to take stock one. Big Yopper, while a firm supporter of trans rights and Squid Jenny finding herself, does not forget that the purpose of the match is to beat Squid Jenny until he wins. Squid Jenny, knowing this, starts to break out her combo game and gets a stock with a down throw to up air. With her newfound self-confidence, Squid Jenny goes on the offensive but is caught off guard by a killer counter from Big Yopper. Despite comboing him for nearly a whole stock, Squid Jenny cannot match Big Yopper's damage output and loses the set to a forward tilt.

Winner: **Big Yopper**

#### **Sword Goku vs. Zelda**

Match one goes to Lylat, with Sword Goku hoping to use its jank to his advantage. After both fighters sustaining heavy damage, Sword Goku lands a down smash to take stock one off of Zelda. Zelda, on his back foot due to pressure from Sword Goku, is able to get a kill with his signature foot stool before being taken out by a Kaboom from Sword Goku. Zelda is able to keep the momentum up, and barely kills Sword Goku. The two begin a dance of high damage moves, always staying even, until Zelda misses one projectile and gets taken out by Sword Goku's down smash.

Game two goes to Magicant, where Sword Goku comes out of the gates with a zero-to-death. Sword Goku keeps the pressure up, parrying everything that Zelda throws at him while easily piling on percent. Zelda tries and fails to regain some semblance of momentum, getting KOed with another Kaboom. After taking enough damage to be in easy kill range, Zelda is able to take a stock from Sword Goku. As soon as it looks like Zelda might try to win the game, he SD's and ends the set.

Winner: **Sword Goku**

### **Losers Round 2**

#### **Zelda vs. Zapmouse**

Game one goes to Norfair, and begins with a non lethal foot stool from Zapmouse. Both fighters keep it even until Zelda up bs Zapmouse into the blast zone, maintaining the momentum long enough to take a second stock. Zapmouse is able to come back with a KO, but it isn't enough as Zelda dances around long enough to land a forward smash.

Zapmouse takes Zelda to Kalos league and begins with a dominating lead that is cut short by a Zelda forward smash. Zelda holds onto his stock long enough to deal significant damage to Zapmouse, but eventually goes down to a back throw. Once Zelda hits the ground, it is back to neutral with Zelda taking his lead back with a dash attack. Zapmouse, in a shocking turn of events, is able to equalize the stocks with a forward air to bring the game to its last stock and keep the game even after Zelda comes down. With Zelda's recovery refusing to go the distance, Zapmouse takes game two.

Game three goes to Midgar, with the fighters both pulling out all the stops. Zelda is able to take stock one with a forward air, and keeps the pressure up until he SDs via bomb. Both fighters are able to go back to even, dancing around in neutral unable to finish each other off. Zelda is the first to connect, landing a down smash to put Zapmouse on his last stock. Zelda, deciding that Zapmouse is lonely on last stock, SDs with his bomb yet again. Zapmouse continues to apply pressure, and wins the match with a stage spike that Zelda missed the tech on.

Winner: **Zapmouse**

#### **Squid Jenny vs. Diowser**

The fighters go to Find Mii, where Diowser takes an immediate lead with an easy first stock. Despite her attempts at comboing Diowser, Squid Jenny cannot escape the forward air that Diowser throws out to take her second stock. Jenny, trying to start a comeback, manages to land a down smash at ledge to take Diowser's first stock. The momentum doesn't last for long, as Diowser traps her in a combo to finish the game with an up air.

Squid Jenny, deciding to sauce up with the power of Iggy, switches back to her old costume and takes Diowser to Unova League. Through the power of stanning herself, Jenny is able to easily take Diowser's first stock with a hyper-aggressive string. After scoring some extra damage on Diowser's second stock, Squid Jenny drops to a down air only to come back swinging to net an up smash KO. Even after the dominating display that was the previous stock, Diowser is not out. He takes Squid Jenny's second stock with a forward smash, only to be comboed into the blast zone by Squid Jenny.

Despite being unable to see what happened in game three, it can only be assumed that Squid Jenny continued her rampage and defeated Diowser again, sending him out of his Bowser avatar, and back to his home universe.

Winner: **Squid Jenny**

### **Squid Jenny vs. Zapmouse**

The first match goes to Skyloft with both fighters showing growth over their previous game together. Both players stay almost even for the entire first stock, with Zapmouse barely eeking ahead with a dash attack. Squid Jenny, despite bringing Zapmouse to ridiculous percents, takes too long to KO Zapmouse and goes into stock two with a major disadvantage. She is able to neutralize it quickly, but still goes down to Zapmouse's forward air. After some projectile camping rom Zapmouse, Squid Jenny is able to land an up smash to bring the game to its last stock which Zapmouse finishes off with a spike.

Match two goes to WarioWare, and starts with an early Squid Jenny percent lead. She continues her lead by taking the first stock, and putting damage onto Zapmouse's second before he closes out her first. After the two of them play neutral for a while, with Squid Jenny pushing her advantage, Zapmouse loses a stock to a Squid Jenny back air. Zapmouse is able to close out Jenny's second stock after taking a hefty amount of damage, ultimately leading to his KO by Squid Jenny's back air.

Match three takes place on Pokemon Stadium, with an explosive early neutral game that leads to KO from Squid Jenny. Zapmouse quickly comes back with a sour spot down air to even out the game. The game continues to be even, as both fighters KO each other again in quick succession. Leaving the game at a zero percent, one stock, even match. Despite a near win from Squid Jenny with an up air in the blast zone, Zapmouse is able to close out the game with a thunder.

Winner: **Zapmouse**

### **Big Yopper vs. Sword Goku**

Round one goes to the Pirate Ship, making the fighters' recoveries almost useless. After an intense, projectile filled neutral, Sword Goku is able to pull out a Kaboom and take the first stock. Big Yopper, after taking four up airs to the stomach, is able to take Sword Goku's first stock by shooting him into the blast zone. With both fighters pulling out some desperation attempts to end the game early, Sword Goku baits Big Yopper into SDing on the ship's hull. Without taking too much damage, Big Yopper is able to knock Sword Goku out. Big Yopper, dying to the stage once again, is dragged to the blast zone.

Round two goes to Frigate Orpheon, where Sword Goku nails Big Yopper with a Snooze but cannot kill. Big Yopper however is able to kill easily due to Sword Goku standing still to get hit by his blunderbuss. He follows up on this momentum by SDing. After a short back and forth, with neither fighter pulling too far ahead, Big Yopper takes his third stock of the game, including his own, with a spike. Sword Goku, after staying out of Big Yopper's range, is able to take another stock with Flame Slash. Both fighters stay neutral until Big Yopper lands a parry down smash to close out game two.

Game three goes to Yoshi's Island (Brawl). The combatants keep the match even until Yopper lands a lucky bury to close out stock one with a forward tilt. Sword Goku goess on the offensive, but never lands a kill, only to run out of mana and fall offstage to his death. Sword Goku finally finds a snooze, letting him KO Big Yopper with a forward smash. Big Yopper is able to take the game with a blunderbuss at ledge covering Sword Goku's recovery.

Winner: **Big Yopper**

### **Sword Goku vs. Zapmousse**

Game one starts on Jungle Japes which Zapmouse doesn't know how to deal with. Sword Goku starts the game off by taking a stock with forward air. After taking over one hundred percent in chip damage from Sword Goku, Zapmouse is finally able to take a stock with a forward smash at ledge. After more neutral, with Zapmouse winning a few interactions, Sword Goku gets a KO with a down smash. Sword Goku closes the match with an Ooph and Psyche Up boosted forward throw into Kaboom.

Game two goes to Pictochat, where Monkey Watch is playing. Sword Goku is the first one able to land a kill move after over a minute of neutral. With Sword Goku racking up percent, the clock is ticking for Zapmouse to find a kill move. Finally, after taking fifty percent, Zapmouse is able to send Sword Goku to the blast zone for a late KO. Sword Goku uses an uncharged neutral b to cover Zapmouse's landing for an easy kill and lead. With Zapmouse on the defense, Sword Goku is able to get a clean kill to end the match with a back air.

Winner: **Sword Goku**

### **Grand Finals**

Starting on Dream Land, Sword Goku goes on the offensive. Almost getting a zero-to-death, Sword Goku takes stock one. After taking almost one hundred percent, Big Yopper takes a stock, and Goku takes it in return with Flame Slash. Big Yopper, on one hundred fourty-three percent, takes Goku's stock with his blunderbuss. Sword Goku, not letting that stand, takes the match with a drop down forward air.

Match two, on Great Bay, begins with an explosive entry from Sword Goku who quickly takes Big Yopper's first stock. Sword Goku stays on the offensive, staying near the blast zone and throwing Big Yopper straight in for a second stock. Big Yopper, after getting bullied in a corner, finally takes a stock to avoid the imminent three stocking from Sword Goku. After moshing in the overhang with Big Yopper, Sword Goku punishes an on stage up b with a dash attack to win the set.

#### **Reset**

Match one goes to a very flat Mario Maker, with both fighters starting off by using their projectiles to keep eachother at bay. This doesn't last for long, as Sword Goku pulls out Magic Burst to get a KO on Big Yopper. Pushing his advantage, Sword Goku takes Big Yopper to the blast zone and kills him before sustaining heavy damage. Sword Goku can't go unscathed forever, and finally loses a stock to a bury forward smash from Big Yopper. Despite just losing a stock, Sword Goku is able to keep the pressure up and win game one with a hail of projectiles.

Match two goes to Wuhu Island, whose angled edges might be awkward for Sword Goku. The match opens with a Magic Burst, draining all of Sword Goku's MP and limiting his potential, something Yopper uses to even the percents up. Sword Goku, confident in his abilities, uses Kaclang in neutral and just doesn't get punished. Keeping the hype plpays up, Sword Goku takes stock one with a Whack. Yopper is able to regain his footing, and even up the stocks after taking minimal damage. Sword Goku, with a quick forward smash, regains his lead and kills Yopper. With a dash attack, Sword Goku goes onto the championship match with Hamburger Helper.

Winner: **Sword Goku**

### **Championship Match**

Here. Comes. Borger. The reigning champ takes Sword Goku to his home stage of Yggdrasil's Altar. Hamburger Helper starts with his normal wild plays, including taking Sword Goku down with him and taking both of their stocks with a side b. Now an even two stock game, Sword Goku decides to try and make it a one stock game by Kamikaze-ing on Hamburger Helper, who keeps his stock by rolling just in time. Hamburger Helper, seemingly just as a flex, SDs and deals massive damage to Sword Goku with a side b and up b. Hamburger Helper, who is not done playing with his food, saves an MP-less Goku after throwing him offstage. Goku, playing desperately, keeps coming close to defeating Hamburger Helper who decides to end the match with his signature side b.

Champion: **Hamburger Helper**