Bloopers Episode 1-5

## Content

1. Thalleous: "But perhaps the truth will help you... one day..."

"Find peace."

"No, not peace, peas! Help you find peas!"

"Lots of delicious peas! Thalleous's brand, own brand peas!"

(Thalleous pulls out the peas can)

"Come to the countryside! (laughs to self)"

\*Camera moves to a pea farm\*

"We've got fields of peas, all around!"

(Thalleous is spinning)

"Cut to like a farm of peas and it's like a Yin Yang, like as an overhead."

\*Thalleous chuckles and rubs his hands\*

"Or, like a peace sign, or maybe, the hand gesture for a peace sign. (laughs again)"

"Or a thumbs up."

"Alright let me say, one guy is flying his plane one way and he's like:

'Hey! A thumbs up!'

And the other guy his flying his plane the other way and is like:

'\_\_\_\_ this place!'

(TNT wrecks the pea farm)

2. \*Dramatic music plays\*

Opening shows poor animation of Senn and Thalleous riding Timber through a river while Osivian in the background, and Timber then falls over, revealing Senn has a glitched head.

3. Thalleous: "Now, you cannot let Osivian know about this-"

Osivian: "Thalleous, is that you?"

Thalleous(Distorted): "O-osiVIAN"

Osivian: "THALLEOUS! I specifically told you to stay away from Sendaria!"

(Shoots Thalleous with shotgun)

4. Jalkar: "We did it Grim! I'm gonna be rich!"

\*Grim unintentionally bumps Jalkar who falls of the cliff\*

5. Thalleous: "To deny their usage is to deny the very thing that makes us Ardoni."

Senn: "Will you teach us how to use them?"

Thalleous: "No."

\*Thalleous walks away\*

6. (Thalleous and Senn visit Oakendale)

Iron Golem: (steps on Senn and flattens him)

7. Osivian: "Take him to his room, and make sure he gets there this time."

Senn: "I'm really going to travel with you?"

Thalleous: "No."

(Senn sighs)

8. Senn: "Are the undead out every night? Thalleous?"

Thalleous: "Not anymore." (Voice changes)

"I am the Deathsinger! I will hunt down the Prime Songs, and destroy the Masters and the Ardoni, AND YOU!!!"

Senn: \**Surprised Pikachu face\**

9. \*Jalkar removes the Dragon Egg from its stand\*

\*Sets off an explosive\*

10. Thalleous: "But most were just glad the war was finally over."

Senn: "Thalleous, do you know where I'm from?"

Thalleous: "No."

Senn: \*Visible depression\*

11. Niika: "Where did I put my map?!"

Lucan: "You mean, this old thing?"

Niika: "HEY! Give me that! I told you that I'm hunting the Necromancers alone!!"

Lucan: "Hunting this necromancer?"

(Lucan pulls out Necromancer)

Niika: \*surprised\*

12. Thalleous: "Skilled with the Songs, Achillean Nestoris was able to unoite-"

（Camera moves to Thalleous）

Thalleous: "Unoite...unoITE!

"yeAH! WE'RE GONNA UNOITE AND LEED DA ARMEES to VICTOREE!"

(Camera switches to David filming, Tygren eating, Tidesinger watching, & Hawken sleeping at the back)

"WhichearnedhimthetitleTideSinger!"

"Y' know, the ToidSinger?"

(Camera shows Thalleous shoving the Tidesinger into a washing machine)

"It's when you put your laundry soap!"

(Laughs to self)

Tidesinger: \*Smiles to Thalleous\*

13. Hawken: "How peculiar. Why would they leave their belongings when others might find them?"

Thalleous: "Because they are still here."

\*Derpzilla appears in the background

(GODZILLA SOUNDS)

14. Senn: "Uh, yeah! yeah! I'm fine!"

\*Ria tries to pull Senn up\*

\*Senn pulls Ria to the water and laughs\*

(Ria's dead body floats up)

15. Osivian: "Safe travels to you both."

Thalleous: "Farewell Osivian!"

"Come on Senn, we ride south with all haste!"

(Cybertruck rift plays)

\*Senn and Thalleous hop into Cybertruck that falls down a block and breaks a window.

Thalleous: \*Very angry frown\*

16. Hawken: "I brought you here to inform you of this lead."

(Camera moves to Thalleous)

Thalleous: "It has been yeARS since I've-"

"YeArs.. yeAAArs what's going on mouth???"

"WhAT iS GoiNG- wHaT Is GOiNg oN??????"

"OOO" (Thalleous makes a screeching noise and a weird face.)

\*Sam barks.

Abbigail: "What is it, Sam? I hope it's better than tomorrow's breakfast because you've just-"

\*Abbigail sees the Dragon egg, surprised.\*

Scene transfers to the kitchen scene from the "Pug Life" bloopers. Abbigail cooks Dragon Egg. Jalkar's head pops slowly over the counter with madness.

18. Thalleous: "If only... a lifetime of wielding songs has certain adverse effects on my health."

(burps)

"Ooh, that needed to come out."

19. Senn: "Did you ever meet the Tidesinger?"

Thalleous: "Oh, yes. we fought together on occasions."

(burps again)

"And, damn it!" (wheeze)

20. Abigail drops the Dragon Egg while giving it to Mr. Finch in which the dragon egg explodes.

21. Thalleous: "And he definitely would not want you to have, what I'm about to give you."

"And also, you cannot tell anyone about this."

Senn: "What did you bring us?"

\*Thalleous reveals Senn and Ria's heads\*

\*Senn and Ria's bodies fall dead\*

22. Niika jumps down from a tree only to get flattened by the fall.

Lucan: \*Looks at flattened Niika with confusion\*

23. Thalleous: "I came back to Sendaria, for this." Thalleous reveals the Prime Song.

Senn: "A Prime Song!"

Thalleous: "One of the four. One of the four. One of the four? One of the four! One of the four~. One of the four one. ONE OF THE FOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUR!!"

"Hmph, a little too much fun."

24. Mr. Finch: "Now listen here, you thieves! I'm going to report you to the Etherea Guards!"

Jalker: "Oh shut it you-"

\*Mr. Finch pulls out a shotgun and shoots Jalkar.

25. Ria: "You've already told me before."

Osivian: "And Senn, I wish you would respect my wishes-"

\*Thalleous sees a bee flying towards him\*

\*Pulls out spray\*

Thalleous: "NO! NO! NO! GET BACK THERE!"

\*Sprays the bee\*

\*Bee flies away\*

26. Grim: \*Sees the enchanted Iron Scythe\*

Grim: \*Faces at Jalkar while jumping happily and pointing at the Scythe\*

Jalker: "Oh, what are you doing now!!"

(Cool music plays)

\*Jalkar turns to see Grim pointing a gun at the shopkeeper for the weapon.

27. Thalleous Advert: "The Thalleous!"

"Now with Kung Fu Action."

28. Senn: "Wanna try it out?"

Ria: "Of course, but now I'm gonna destroy you with a weapon like this!"

\*Ria throws the spear at Senn and kills him\*

\*Senn falls dead\*

29.Thalleous to Senn: "Things might get a bit bright, and.. a and, loud a a.. you'll see."

\*The beacon charges up\*

\*Thalleous and Senn suddenly burst into flames with the Anakin sound effect\*

30. Thalleous: "Voltar tar tar.. tar.. Voltaris... Voltar...aris, Voltaaaaaris..."

\*Thalleous appears in a pirate outfit.

Thalleous: "Thalleous is a pirate now, deal with it!

"It was at 'dis time that the Voltaaaaaaarrrriis clan-" (laughs)

\*Puts hand up happily\*

31. Necromancer Rookie: "The necromancers will soon rise, and cover the world in dark- urgh!"

\*Niika shoots Necromancer Rookie\*

Lucan: "What, Niika?!"

Niika: "What? you heard him!"

32. Sulliman: "Thalleous Sendaris?"

Thalleous: "Sulliman."

\*Sulliman closes the door\*

Thalleous: "Come on Senn, we have a long journey back home."

33. Niika: "What was their attack strategy like?"

Lucan: "Woah, hey, look lady!"

"I don't know anything about attack strategies and necromancer plots. Or mining duty. Or road repair duty. Or necromancer duty."

"I just got forced into this. I'm not a warrior, I'm not a hero, or a miner or a quilter or a baker. I'm just a-"

"Necromancer."

Niika: \*Visible surprised\*

34. Mr. Finch: "Did you at least harvest the sugarcane before you left?"

Abigail: "Yeah, I got it-"

(notices she didn't)

Abbigail: \*Awkwardly\* "Sorry Mr. Finch, I was about to do it this morning."

Mr. Finch: "You know it was the reckless actions like this that your parents got themselves killed!"

Abbigail:  :(

35. Osivian:" I shall await your return so that we may have a proper reunion."

\*Senn looks away.\*

Osivian: "(Distorted voice) THALLEOUS!!!"

\*Thalleous looks at Osivian, surprised\*

Osivian: "I EXPECT MORE FROM YOU WHEN I NEXT SEE YOU!!!"

36. Sulliman: "Thalleous Sendaris?"

Thalleous: "Sulliman."

\*Sulliman closes the door\*

\*Thalleous knocks on the door again\*

Sulliman: "What do you want, Thalleous?!"

Thalleous: "That is a con-"

\*Sulliman shuts the door again\*

\*Thalleous smashes through door\*

37. \*Abbigail goes to bed\*

\*Sam gives a small bark then looks over the dead Mr. Finch\*

38. Thalleous: "I should ride to Mt. Velgrin and see for myself."

Hawken: "A~a~a! Hold up there Thalleous!"

Thalleous: "No."

\*Walks away\*

39. Senn: "I will do better, I promise."

Thalleous: "Climb on up, Senn."

\*Senn get on the horse which Thalleous then carries the horse with one hand through different locations in Ardonia.

40. Lucan: "If you wanted to kill me, we could have gone with an execution!"

\*Lucan leaves\*

\*Marcus looks at the stolen cake\*

(Lucan then eats a bit of the cake then gets caught by Guards and got into prison again.)

Lucan: :(

41. \*A very warped version of Thalleous and Senn's talk scene\*

(Sci-fi version of Songs of War)

42. \*Thalleous tries to jump over the ravine and fails\*

(Anakin scream is heard)

\* A trampoline and Osivian unexpectedly appears and saves Thalleous\*

\*Osivian then puts Nether Portal under Thalleous\*

\*Thalleous falls through the nether portal into the lava\*（Anakin scream affect）

You mean this necromancer?Ria was thereThalleous has just come to the reality that glass breaksBetter than tomorrow's breakfast indeedYEEEAAAARRSDon't ask Thalleous for a giftONE OF THE FOOOOUUUR!!!!Jump further next timeWhen you rob someone, make sure he doesn't have a gunThalleous is apparently afraid of beesThis is how thieves pay for thingsRia totally destroyed Senn with a weapon like thatVery bright and loud indeedArr Thalleous is a pirate now, deal with it.Well, Sam did get Mr. FinchThalleous knows prevention to animal crueltyFor stealing cake, Lucan is in jail for lifeSci-fi Songs of war, you like it?Thank for the lava portal, OsivianJust a normal picture of Thalleous the pirate