Return to the Island, Part Two

**The sixteen contestants are tasked with cleaning the communal bathrooms. Two contestants try to get out of it, but wind up having to do a host's work instead. One team seems to have the upper hand, until the cameo ruins their hard work. However, the competition is close until someone gets stuck, and causes his team to lose. However, due to an alliance, it is another person who's eliminated instead.**

## Chapter 2

Chris: “Previously on *Total Drama Island*...”

“We were introduced to our all-new cast! Some contestants were happy to meet new friends.. and others, not so much.” (Ripper is onscreen when he says this).

Chris: “After the contestants were split into teams, Scary Girl broke the rules by not speaking before the teams were formed. Fortunately for her, I decided to give her a second chance. So, everyone escaped Elimination. Sixteen are left. Who will be eliminated first? Find out today on *TOTAL. DRAMA. ISLAND!*”

The campers are seen in the cafeteria, where Interns are dishing up actually good-looking food. The Ferocious Trouts are being served. Chase is talking to Zee and Priya in line.

Chase: “Guys, I think it'd be smart if we all stuck together. Then, even if we don't win the challenges, we'd all be safe.”

Ripper overhears this. Ripper: “Wow, count me in.”

Chase: “I uh.. okay? I guess four is better than three, right?”

Ripper: “Sweet, so who's your first target?”

Chase: “I wasn't planning on having a target.”

Ripper: “Well, you can't just lose and hope you don't get eliminated. I say we vote the Freaky Girl or whatever her name is.”

Zee: “I think her name is Scary Girl. But, if you ask me, she's not very Scary.” Zee gets to the front of the line and an female intern puts mashed potatoes onto his plate.

Zee: “Well, hello. Any chance I can get your number, milady?”

Intern: “NEXT!”

Chase: “I Guess that's a no.”

Zee sits down at the Ferocious Trouts' table, and pulls a soda out of his massive pockets and opens it up. Priya is served next.

Ripper: “Can I be honest with you, Chase?”

Chase: “Sure, I'd rather you be honest than a liar.”

Ripper: “I think Zee is a bad ally.”

Chase: “We've been allies for almost no time at all. How can you be sure?”

Ripper: “Look at him. He hardly looks serious, does he?”

Chase looks at Zee, who is belching before tossing a grape into the air and catching it in his mouth. Chase: “No, but what's wrong with a laugh now and then?”

Ripper: “Nothing, nothing at all. But if the others decide to start an alliance, Zee could easily switch. I mean, everyone likes the funny guy. So why wouldn't anybody want to be in an alliance with him?”

Zee tosses another grape, and it bounces off of Axel's head.

Axel: “HEY! WATCH WHAT YOU'RE DOING SODA FREAK!”

Axel takes Zee's soda and dumps it over his head. Zee stays still for a second. Zee: “It's Refreshin'.”

Axel groans out loud and storms out the cafeteria.

Ripper: “Now, Axel is someone you'd want to align with. She could be a great asset to us.”

Priya walks by with her food and sits across the table from Zee.

Chase: “But isn't Axel a little aggressive?”

Ripper: “Makes her a fiercer competitor.”

Chase moves to get his food.

**\*INTRO PLAYS\***

In the Frogs of Death cabin, on the boys' side, Raj and Wayne are talking. Wayne is sitting on his bed, on the bottom of the bunk, and Raj is on the top. Opposite to them, Caleb is still sleeping on the top of his bunk, and Bowie is awake on the bottom.

Wayne: “I don't know why Julia doesn't like me. I mean, I'm charming, right?”

Raj: “I'm sure you are. But she said she had a boyfriend, you know.”

Bowie: “But, if she lied about having millions of Followers on TikTok, so maybe she's lying about having a boyfriend. Maybe she doesn't wanna get distracted by a boyfriend in the season?”

Wayne: “But the boyfriend is *me*. I'm irresistible, right?”

Raj: “Clearly not. If you were irresistible, then Julia wouldn't be able to tell you that she didn't want to date you.”

Wayne, Raj and Bowie head out of the boys' side of the cabin. They run into the girls. Literally, Wayne runs into Julia accidentally. Wayne falls backwards and Julia falls backwards, too. They land sitting up looking at each other. Wayne looks mesmerized. Julia: “I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!” She stands up and brushes herself off. Julia: “Now I'm FILTHY! Ugh, I have to go clean myself.” She walks off in a huff.

Raj: “Real smooth, Wayne.” Raj rolls his eyes.

MK: “Don't worry, guys, she's just mad because I tried to help a squirrel last night and it got into her sheets. I guess someone as rich as her isn't used to critters sneaking inside, but at my house, there are animals in our house often.”

Raj (whispering to Wayne): “Yeah, I bet it's because she invites them in.”

Chris (Over PA System): “WOW, JULIA! I HOPE YOU'RE NOT AFRIAD OF GETTING DIRTY, BECAUSE THERE'S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM!” The *Total Drama* Helicopter flies over.

Chris (Still over the PA System): “I'd like to have you guys clean the Communal Bathrooms. Because apparently, they're not 'up to code'. So, here as your cameo guest, is the guy who caused most of the damage to the bathrooms during his stay here. Chef, Drop Him!”

From the helicopter drops someone with a parachute on his back. It's Owen.

Owen: \*Screams\*

Julia walks out of the cabins wearing clean clothes. Julia: “I'm back, yeah. What are all of you losers doing just standing there? And who is blocking the sun out? I need my suntan, yeah.”

Wayne: “Julia, move, quick!”

Julia: \*Rolls her eyes\* “Why would I do that? So that I can get trashed by some trap you set up? I'm not moving from this spot.”

Nichelle: “No, really, Julia! You have to move!”

Julia: “Like I'd listen to *you*.”

Owen lands on top of Julia. Him landing shakes the ground and causes a tile to fall off of the girls' side of the cabin and bounce off his head. Owen farts. Julia groans loudly and angrily.

Owen gets up off her. Owen: “Oops, sorry for that. \*Chuckles\*. Julia: “WHAT IS GOING ON?!!! And who are you *FATTY*?!” she recognizes him, a hard thing to do now that he's lost a bit of weight and has shorter hair and a small beard growing.

“OMG, you're that pig who fake-married my mother in Season 3, yeah, my mom hates your guts. What are you doing here?”

Chris lands next to them with his jetpack. Chris: “He's your cameo helper today. In case you missed it in between changing and getting squished by Owen's butt, you have to clean the communal bathrooms.”

Julia: “No way am I going anywhere near those turd pots.”

Chris: “Okay, let your team down, see what they think of you after that. But I *will* give you this: If cleaning the bathrooms is so traumatic that you would like to see some qualified professional about it, then please join Counselor Hatchet in the Counselor's Cabin, located between the Frogs' cabin and the Cafeteria. Counselor Hatchet has spent the last five years taking care of little children, and he is fully qualified to help you if you need.

“NOW GO!!”

The Frogs of Death all head to the Communal Bathroom on the left, while the Ferocious Trouts head to the other Bathroom. Axel: “I didn't sign up for a Reality TV Show to scrub Chris McLean's *TOILETS!*”. Axel kicks a trashcan, which falls out and rats scurry out of it.

Zee: “Hey, don't make this difficult.”

Axel: “SHUT UP OR YOU'RE NEXT!”

Chase: “Now, we don't need to argue. As long as we clean, we can still beat the Frogs.”

Ripper: “Yes, I don't want to lose, but if we do I guess we can vote out whoever is doing the least work around here.”

Meanwhile, Scary Girl is in the back with a toilet brush, scrubbing a toilet. Damien: “Well, let's get going then. We can't just have one person work while everyone else chats.”

Damien limps to the sinks and starts wiping one of them clean.

Chase: “He's right. Whether we like it or not, we need to finish this challenge before the other team!” Ripper: “Fine, fine, let me go grab a mop or something.” Ripper heads out of the bathroom.

Ripper approaches the other bathroom, and knocks on the door.

Wayne: “We Can't be out of time already!!”

Julia opens the door. Julia: “What do you want?”

Ripper: “I can't be the only one here who doesn't want to scrub toilets all day, can I?”

Julia: “Of course you're not. I can't stand the smell of that place.”

Ripper: “Then let's head down to the Counselor's Cabin and talk to him about it. I mean, this guy spends all his free time babysitting. There can't be anything bad he can do. And maybe he can talk some sense into Chris.”

Julia: “Good idea. Let me tell my team where I'm going.”

Ripper: “No need. Even if your team loses, what you're doing is none of their concern, is it?”

Julia: “Well, no... Okay, let's go.”

Ripper and Julia head to the Counselor's Cabin. Ripper pulls the door open. Ripper: “Is anyone home?”

Chef: “I see, we have a youngster in need of some guidance. How may I help you, boy?”

The room is brightly lighted, and Chef is sitting in a large seat with a big desk in front of him, covered in papers and files. Ripper: “Two, actually. We were wondering... could you maybe ask Chris to give us a better challenge? Neither of us want to scrub toilets all day, and I'm sure the others are the same way.”

Chef: “I see, well, I will see what I can do. Please wait in this room until I come for you.” Chef gestures to a room labeled The Waiting Room. Ripper and Julia walk through the door, but the lights in the room are turned off. Suddenly, the floor opens up under them and they fall into a net. The lights turn on, and they're hanging in a pit underground. Ripper: “HEY! LET US OUT OF HERE!”

Chef: “Sure thing, just let me get my helicopter.”

Ripper: “How's he gonna fit his helicopter back here?” Suddenly, the helicopter is flying over the pit and it drags the net out. Chef flies the helicopter over his Cabin and to a large bouncy house next to the Cafeteria.

Chris is sitting next to it on a lawn chair, sipping a drink out of a glass with an umbrella in it.

Chris: “We have our first quitters already? Darn shame. Our interns are cooking up some lunch only for those who stick with the challenge. And lunch is in half an hour.”

Ripper: “Where'd you get this anyway?”

Chris: “The Bouncy House? I saved it from *Total Drama Action*. I knew I'd need it again someday.”

It is about half an hour later. In the Frogs' cabin, Wayne notices Julia is gone.

Wayne (to Raj): “Hey, where'd Julia go? She's supposed to be helping us out. I hope she doesn't get eliminated because she won't help.”

Raj has rubber gloves on and a bucket of soapy water on the floor that he was scrubbing. Raj: “I don't know where she is. When was the last time you saw her?”

Wayne: “I don't know. I thought she'd be here to sabotage Nichelle.”

Raj: “Why'd you think *that*?”

Wayne: “The two of them hate each other a lot. I wouldn't be surprised if they've been plotting against each other this entire time.”

Raj: “Well, maybe she's planning something right now.”

Chris (Over PA System): “Alright, Campers! The fourteen of you left in the challenge have reached Lunch Time! As part of our new requirements, we were required to feed you three meals a day. But you're not the only ones enjoying the eating frenzy! Our cameo, Owen, will be showing you precisely *why* we chose him for this role!”

Owen: “Sweet! What's for Lunch, Chris?”

Chris: “Well, our interns have been studying the latest cook books released by former contestant DJ, and from his recipes, they decided to make you a Special Spicy Bean Chili!”

Owen: “WOW! I *love* Chili!”

The interns push out carts laden with Chili, which the one from earlier is serving out into bowls. Chris: “Alright! Line up, one by one!”

Zee rushes up to the front of the line. Zee (to the intern) “Hey, girl. You change your mind about giving me the phone number?”

The intern tosses the chili in Zee's face. Zee runs off screaming in agony as his face gets burned by the chili and he runs off, screaming, into the bathroom. Priya: “Chris, what do you mean there are only fourteen contestants left in the challenge?”

Chris: “Ripper and Julia decided to chicken out and report to Counselor Hatchet instead, and so they will be spending the rest of the day filing papers with him.”

The camera pans to the Counselor's Cabin, where Ripper and Julia are filing papers into a cabinet while Chef has his feet kicked up on his desk with an electric fan blowing in his face.

Owen helps himself to a big bowlful of chili. Owen: “Man, I Love Chili!” Owen Eats the entire bowl full in one gulp.

Owen: “Oh no...” Owen runs to the bathroom and slams the door shut. There is a huge fart from inside, and brown clouds billow out the window.

Zee rushes out from the bathroom with tears streaming down his face. He is barely outside the bathroom when he faints.

Chris: “And another Trout out for the count! Who will be the next to chicken out of the challenge? Find out after this break on Total Drama Island!”

Chris is sitting on a reclined lawn chair sipping something from a coconut with a tiny umbrella in it. Chris: “And we're back! So far, three of our sixteen contestants have chickened out of our bathroom-scrubbing challenge! And the task has only become harder as our guest, Owen, just stank up the bathrooms after eating an entire bowl of Spicy Bean Chili. I'm sure he left a nice prize in there for whichever team has to clean it. \*Chuckles\* Now let's see how our remaining contestants are doing.”

Chase has a face mask on and is scrubbing away at the toilet that Owen had just used. Chase: “Well, that was a setback. At this rate, we'll never win.”

Priya (from the next stall over): “I've never had this much trouble cleaning anything before! Whatever this is is stuck like gum.”

Damien walks behind her. Damien: “Here, let me see that!” Priya moves out of the way and Damien takes a butter knife from his back pocket. Damien: “While everyone was distracted by Owen, I took this knife from the table. I've used it to scrape a bunch of this gooey stuff off the walls.” While he's talking, Damien picks the goo off the wall, and it splats onto the floor.

Axel stomps up behind them. Axel: “HEY! THIS ISN'T PRESCHOOL! ME AND SPOOKY KID OVER HERE ARE THE ONLY ONES DOING ANYTHING! GIRAFFE NECK AND CRANKY PANTS HAVE ALREADY BACKED OUT AND WE DON'T NEED ANYMORE LOSERS!”

Millie walks up next to Axel. Millie: “I bet whatever they're doing is a whole lot better than scrubbing these toilets.”

The Camera pans to where Chef is, in the cafeteria, while Zee, Ripper and Julia are on their hands and knees scrubbing the floor. Zee: “Hey! I think I found some gum!” He picks a piece of something off the bottom of one of the tables and throws it in his mouth. Zee: “Very good! It's uh.. \*gags\* Not good” Zee barfs all over the floor.

Julia: “UGH! YOU PEOPLE ARE RUINING MY CLOTHES!”

Chef: “Shut your mouth and keep cleaning, maggots!”

Camera pans back to the bathroom. Chris (Over PA System): “I wouldn't count on it. While you guys have a time limit for scrubbing these butt-tastic bathrooms, the others will be scrubbing until the Elimination Ceremony.”

In the Frogs of Death's bathroom, everyone is attempting to clean. Caleb: “Well done, folks! It looks like we got the cleaner bathroom that Owen didn't use. This way, we're sure to win!”

Wayne: “Yeah, but this place is still trashed.”

Raj: “I don't know if I could take anymore.”

Caleb: “You two must know better than anyone that Team Work is the only way to win!”

Raj: “Not the only way. But \*coughs\* the most effective.”

Nichelle: “If Blaineley Junior wasn't out there, I'd have left this poop pit an hour ago.”

MK: “But we need to get in here cleaned! Imagine having such a nice bathroom instead of the dirty stinky one we had before!”

Chris (over PA System): “Okay, I'm getting bored of watching you guys scrub on your hands and knees like Cinderella. I'll give you fifteen more minutes! The cleanest bathroom wins all! The judging will be done by Owen, because I don't feel like getting close to those rank potty pods and Chef is too busy dealing with the miscreants.

“SO GO, GO, GO!”

Zee looks up with a sickly face at Chef. Zee: “Sir... do you mind if I go back to the bathrooms to clean up there?”

Chef: “Hmmm... Let me see. You want to go clean that nasty bathroom rather than clean the cafeteria?”

Zee: “Uh, yes.”

Chef: “Alright. You can do it. But if your team wins, you'll have to spend the rest of the afternoon in here with these other quitters. \*Talks over a walkie-talkie to Chris\* I'm sending giraffe boy back to the communal bathrooms to help his team finish the challenge. He will be returning afterwards to help these other two criminals clean the Arts-And-Crafts Center.”

Chris: “Roger that, Chef. Ferocious Trout! One of your chicken teammates has decided to crawl back to you to help with the challenge! Give him a toilet brush and make him clean out the dirtiest of the bunch!”

Zee rushes to the Trout's Bathroom. Zee: “Hey, guys. I recovered.”

Axel: “Great! NOW GET SRUBBING!” Axel throws a toilet brush at him, and he barely ducks in time.

Zee rushes over to the dirtiest toilet. Chris (over PA System): “Despite having the cleaner bathroom, the Frogs of Death have lost a lot of ground, courtesy of Axel and Scary Girl's work for the Trout! It'll all come down to Zee and how good he is at scrubbing toilets! Five minutes, campers! Five minutes! Remember what's on the line: Invincibility from the vote and a night in the McLean Hotel!”

Zee rushes into the bathroom stall and sets to scrubbing the crusty dirt from inside the toilet bowl. Chase and Priya run over. Chase: “Come on, Zee, you can do it!”

Priya: “We've done our best, and we could win thanks to Axel and Scary Girl!”

Zee: “Aw, she's not that Scary. I bet she just says that she's scary because she doesn't like people to know her real name.” Zee turns to face the other team members, and sees Scary Girl staring at him, and no one else is around. Zee screams and attempts to dive forward, forgetting that he is scrubbing the toilet, and gets his hand stuck in the toilet.

Zee: “What the--? My hand is stuck! Help me get it out, guys, quick!”

Chase, Priya and Damien all rush over and attempt to pull Zee's hand out of the toilet bowl. Zee: “I'm not joking, man! It's really nasty in there!” Damien: “We're trying, bro, but you won't budge!” Millie rushes over to give them a hand. Zee: “My hand is cramping! I'll never be able to open a soda can again after this!”

Chris (over PA System): “Just one minute left! And Zee has his hand stuck down the pipes. Somehow. Man, this is good!” Scary Girl runs out of the bathroom.

Zee: “Where are you going, coward?!”

Axel runs over and pushes everyone out of the way. Axel: “I'm not losing be cause of you, Dr. Pepper!” she grabs him by the shoulder and yanks his hand free, but not before showering waste water all over the bathroom and everyone in it. Chase: “Eew. What is all over me?”

Millie: “I don't think you want to know.”

Chris (Over PA System): “And the challenge is over! Owen! Come and inspect our bathrooms!”

Owen walks over to the Frogs of Death's bathroom, where the Frogs are all lined up by the door. Owen: “Wow, guys! You did really nicely! I've never seen these bathrooms so clean!”

Chris: “Me neither. Congrats, campers! You have officially impressed me.”

Owen: “Now for the other team. I wonder why they aren't outside?” Owen opens the door to the Trout's bathroom. A cloud of stink floats out of the bathroom door. The scent causes one of the interns to faint. Owen: “Phew! \*Pinches his nose\* That place is rank!” The Trouts tumble out of the bathroom, all covered in waste. Emma: “Oh, no, that's terrible!”

Bowie: “Who cares, we won!”

Owen: “Yeah, guys, it's no competition! I hereby declare the Frogs of Death the winners of the challenge!”

Chris (with a clothespin pinching his nose): “Yeah, now get out of my way! You're stealing my thunder.” Chris pushes Owen out of the way. Chris: “Ferocious Trout! You seem to be short a member.” Scary Girl runs up holding a case of tools. Chris: “And where were you?”

Scary Girl: “I was grabbing some wrenches so I could...”

Chris: “So you could what? Torture people? Not cool. Anyway, your team loses! And the same goes for Ripper!”

Chris: “It is my honor to present to the Frogs of Death the Golden McLean-Brand Key! The door to the McLean Hotel will unlock for you and you will spend the night here, with the greatest luxury at your fingertips. Except for one of you. Someone will be spending the night in Exile on Boney Island! Why? Because it's dramatic, that's why. So, who's it gonna be?”

Caleb: “I don't want any of you to suffer. I'll go.”

Emma: “WAIT, NO! I mean, Julia didn't help in the challenge. Shouldn't it be her?”
Bowie: “I agree! She was useless. She doesn't deserve luxury!”

Nichelle: “I don't even have to *say* I agree.”

Julia is escorted out with Ripper by Chef. Julia: “*FINE*, I'll *go.*”

Chris: “Alright! Julia, did not see that one coming. Chef, bring her to Boney Island immediately.” Chef nods and then drags Julia toward the helicopter. Chris: “As for the rest of you, figure out who you're going to vote out. I already think I know who's out.”

Chris is standing next to the campfire with a plate containing seven marshmallows. Chef is nearby with the helicopter waiting. Chris: “If you receive a marshmallow, then you're safe. The marshmallows go to... Damien, Chase, Millie, Priya. You're all safe. Also safe is Axel. Everyone else received at least one vote.” Zee scowls at Scary Girl, who stares blankly back. Chris: “The next marshmallow goes to Ripper.” Ripper catches and eats his marshmallow. Chris: “The final marshmallow of the night goes to.... “

Zee and Scary Girl are nervous.

Chris: “Zee.” He tosses a marshmallow to Zee. Chris: “Scary Girl, it's time for you to go.”

Scary Girl: \*Sighs\* “Alright.”

Chris: “Chef, take her away! Will Julia's wrongs be amended? Will Zee's hand be mended? And will Scary Girl be offended? \*Chuckles\* Do I like to rhyme these things? Find out next time on TOTAL. DRAMA. ISLAND!”

The camera pans to the Helicopter, which is carrying Scary Girl in a harness. Suddenly, while flying over an island, Scary Girl gets dropped to the ground. Voice: “Welcome, Scary Girl, to Redemption.”

Scary Girl looks up at the person who spoke and gasps. The speaker is hidden in shadows and sits on a crude jungle throne.

## Voting

Against
 Scary Girl (4 votes)
 Zee (3 votes)
 Ripper (1 vote)
 VOTED OUT:Scary Girl