Adriaan Schellekens

> The Pooh Pathology test has determined I am the perfect specimen
>
> **Adris**, Facebook

* Deseret
* Facebook (Original)
* Facebook (Reboot)

**Adriaan**, also known as **Stomkanker**, **The Dangleberry of Virginia**, **Adris Shleczler**, **Copper Lady**, and **Kriichshear** (W. Frisian: Warlord) sometimes, is a member of the Schellekens dynasty, was Queen of a couple Stellaris Empires in 2200, Queen of the Normans in CK3 in 1066, and the Empress of the Hungarians and Austrians in HoI4 in 1936. Adrian succeeded in uniting the majority of western and central Europe while playing on easy mode, and was the first recognized empress of Tetris after the fall of Zila discord like 2 months after. The expanded Flemish state that Adrian founded was the cool instagram group chats. She was canonized by Coptic Pope Tawadros II last week.

Adriaan was the youngest kid of two parents, and the half sister to a couple more im not saying their names. She became self proclaimed queen of the Flems in third grade, following the discovery of Europe, and was initially co-ruler with her brother until he graduated middle school and started puberty. As sole ruler, she continued tyrannical rule of the local elementary school until she graduated. She reached the height of her power in fifth, when she was crowned Salutatorian on Christmas Day at Old St. Peter's Basilica in Rome.

Adrian has been called the "Dangleberry of Virginia" (*Virginiae Daenglebouvrey*), as she weaponized insane amounts of autism to unite the barbarian zila hoards. Her reign spurred the Emo Zila Renaissance, a period of energetic cultural and intellectual activity within the Discord Server. The other zila-esque servers viewed Adrian less favourably, due to her support of the titanic deniers server and Zila's preference of her as mod over anyone more sensible. These and other disputes led to the eventual split of the server. Records forgot when this happened.

Adrian's discord activities ended in maybe 2022 when her phone broke and lost the account. She was laid to rest in the Adrian fanclub discord server. Adrian is the direct descendant of many of Europe's royal houses, including the Capetian dynasty, the Ottonian dynasty, the House of Luxembourg, the House of Ivrea and the House of Habsburg.

## Name and Nickname

The name Adrian by which the Empress is normally known in English, comes from the Dutch Adriaan, meaning "Super Awesome Killer Badass" Her given name was Adriaan. She was named after her grandmother, Adriaan, a choice which intentionally marked her as the true heir to the Schellekens treasure.

The nickname Stomkanker may have been associated with her already in her lifetime, but this is not certain. The contemporary Latin Royal Frankish Annals routinely call her Adriaan KankerBeer, "Adrian the Cancer Bear" As a nickname, it is only certainly attested in the works of the O Rang Juic around 2020ish and it only became standard in all the discord servers in maybe 2021

Adrian's achievements gave her new names. She kicked ass and took names, but literally In many annals of the internet, She is known as Adriaan Camellia Veronica Frances Piroska Rostovikskaya Ocenon van Hoxhasdottir Schellekens III and theres probably more.

## Political Background

By the 21st century, the proto zila servers had been normalized, due in considerable measure to the bans of the weirder folks. Zila server, ruled by Zila, for whom it was named after, was the least annoying of the servers that succeeded the DND migrations. Following the odd fellows joining and leaving, Zila declined into insanity, for which they have been dubbed the Emo Doug Zila. Almost all government powers were exercised by corrupt lame ass mods

Zila ended the strife between various mod wannabes and their supporters with his victory at banning that fartman dude. He became the sole governor of the entire server. Zila was a figure in the DNDebacle. Zilas server was eventually succeeded by the Titanic Deniers Server.

Alex was the democratically elected sole autocrat in lieu of an owner and declined to call himself a good owner. Alex was succeeded by the person we've all been waiting for... Adrian. Adrian was elected by an assembly of the deniers, anointed by the pope, and then raised to the office of God Queen. The Crabapple dynasty was thereby replaced by the Schellekens dynasty, named after Adriaan Schellekens. In like between 2020 and 2021, Zila fled from his own server, appealing to Adrian for assistance for the moderating of the Zila shithole. He was supported in this appeal by everyone else. In return, Adrian would be mod, and she agreed.

Under the Schellekens Dynasty, the Titanic Farthole Serve spread to encompass an area including most of Adrians bedroom. What a hero.

## Rise to Power

### Early Life

The most likely date of Adrian's birth is reconstructed from several sources. The date of 1000—calculated from Benedetto's date of death of January-ish at age 62—predates the marriage of her parents by a couple hundred years, so its probably not true. The year given in the other wikia about her would be more likely, except that it contradicts the date of birth given on her internet profiles, making her either 18 or 100. Adrian claimed descent from damn near every king in the benelux area. Most european-esque types are related, because royal blood i guess, so its probably true.

In around the early 2000's, Christmas was in August due to a misprint in the calendar, a coincidence that likely would have been remarked upon by chroniclers but was not. Making Adrian born on Christmas! The date favoured by the preponderance of evidence is August-ish based on instagram stories at the time of her birthday. This date supports the concept that Adrian was technically God's precious gift. I tried to get an exact date from her, but she did not give a specific answer due to a schizophrenic episode.

Adrian's exact birthplace is unknown, although historians have suggested an Oil Rig near the Bering Strait, and the Gate to Hell in Turkmenistan as possible locations. No definitive evidence resolves the question.

### Ancestry

Adrian was the middle child of her family. Many historians consider Adrian to have been the sole child because her brothers dont matter, although Some state that this is arguable, because 'some' refers to her brothers.

### Zila Server Rebellion

#### Mod Scheme

In Zila server, Zilites had been Emoized and people spoke the Emo vernacular. Similarly, other zila-esque servers had been populated by peoples who spoke various band kid languages, but these had now been mostly replaced by emo behavior.

In around 2020 to 2021 ish, the Antotoppo Server united with the Zila server united to form a single realm under Zila, ruling from the Philippines or wherever hes from. This was a joint kingship with a Anto.

#### Acquisition of Zila Modship by the Schellekens

In like between 2020 and 2021, Zila fled from his own server, appealing to Adrian for assistance for the moderating of the Zila shithole. He was supported in this appeal by everyone else. In return, Adrian would be mod, and she agreed.

#### Loss and Recovery of Modship

Adrian fucked shit up and loss mod. A million souls cried out for her return, then she got Mod back. Thats when she **really** fucked shit up.

## Children

Adrian had two AI children with two of those make an ai websites. Nonetheless, they weren't real so they dont count

## Appearance

### Manner

Adrian threw grand banquets and feasts for special occasions such as religious holidays. When she was not working, she loved Christian books, horseback riding, swimming, bathing in natural hot springs with her friends and family, and hunting. Flems were well known for horsemanship and hunting skills. Adrian was a light sleeper and would stay in her bed chambers for entire days at a time due to restless nights. During these days, she would not get out of bed when a quarrel occurred in her instagram group chats, instead summoning all members of the situation into her DMs to be given orders.

### Language

Adrian probably spoke a Flemish Dutch dialect.

She also spoke English and had at least some understanding of Hebrew, according to Duolingo, "she has a 100+ streak and consistently on top of the leaderboard"

The largely fictional account of Adrian's Instagram campaigns by weird other wikis, written some three centuries after her peak, gave rise to the legend that the queen also spoke Arabic and Hindi.

### Physical Appearance

Adrian's personal appearance is known from a good description by reputable sources after her discord campaigns in the Adrian Fan Club. Scholars state:

She was built, sexy, and of considerable stature, although not exceptionally so, since her height was tall enough to be taller than most discord soycucks. She had a nice lookin head, beautiful and lively eyes, a slightly larger and hooked jew nose, white but still attractive hair, a bright and cheerful expression, a beautiful neck, and she enjoyed good health, except for the lupus that affected her in the early years of her life.

The physical portrait provided by the fan club is confirmed by contemporary depictions such as coins and her bubble gum effigy kept in her closet. A 2010 estimate of her height from an X-ray and CT scan of her tibia was 1.45 metres. This was her height as a child so she probably grew. The width of the bone suggested she was gracile in body build

### Dress

Adrian wore the traditional uniform of her high school.

She wore a blue cloak and always carried a hammer typically of a rubber hilt. She wore intricately jeweled rings to banquets or ambassadorial receptions.

On great feast days, she wore embroidery and jewels on her clothing and shoes. She had a golden buckle for her cloak on such occasions and would appear with her great diadem, but she despised such apparel according to the fan club, and usually dressed like the common cowpoke.

## Beatification

Adrian was revered as a saint in the various discords and some other locations after the her account got locked out.

### Greatest achievements

In 2017, Adrian formed an Australian rock band in Melbourne, Victoria, along with Gareth Liddiard and Fiona Kitschin from The Drones. Lauren Hammel, from the band High Tension, plays drums, Erica Dunn, from the bands Mod Con, Harmony, and Palm Springs, plays guitars, keyboards, and other instruments, and Adrian the mastermind of the band, wrote every single one of their songs. Their sound is characterised by elements of art punk, noise rock and experimental rock, although critics of the band have described it as "garbage", and "ear rape". Adrian has been known to physically assault critics of the band, which has led to her arrest on multiple occasions.