Charbles T. Marbles (Pre-Killing Game)

*For Charbles T. Marbles from during the Killing Game, click here.*

*"If you're a woman, hang up. Otherwise, you've reached the number of Charbles T Marbles, the ultimate sexist. If you're a woman, hang up now. Otherwise, leave a message." Charbles T. Marbles' answering machine.*

## Charbles T. Marbles

Charbles T. Marbles smirking in front of a brick wall

### Aliases

Ultimate SexistThe Great British Vampire of Whitechapel

## Appearances

### Appears in

Danganronpa: The Object

The Most Wicked Personalities

### Debut

Danganronpa: The Object

**Charbles T. Marbles** is the **Ultimate Sexist**, and a powerful British vampire amongst the ranks of the The Cult of The Object's generals. According to Charbles himself, he was once in love with a woman that was also a woman hater, and was very happy, until she was burned at the stake by other women for dating a vampire. He manipulated Benikal Sminikal into joining the cult by telling him that he'd help find his girlfriend's killer, even though Charbles was the one who killed her.

Charbles decided to go to New Vegas with Kart Razor to join The Blazing Idiots, so that he can manipulate Thirsty Fish into joining their cult. He resided in **The Emu House**, a large skyscraper guarded by Giant Emus. Once Wicked Justice and Benikal (Who joined Wicked's side) made their way to the top of The Emu House, Charbles quickly outclassed them, capturing Benikal with a leash, and throwing Wicked from the top story window.

Later, Charbles, with Benikal tied with a leash, entered the office of Lord Short Guy, the leader of The Blazing Idiots, for a meeting of admins. But this was a trap, and Thirsy Fish broke Charbles' hand, and the next time Wicked saw him, Charbles was drained of his blood, and Thirsty Fish was playing a Gameboy. Unfortunately, Charbles wasn't dead, and froze over Thirsty Fish's water, and his arms, before shattering said arms, and throwing Thirsty Fish out the window. Thirsty Fish came back, however, and blasted water relentlessly at Charbles until he was little more than a skeleton.

This didn't kill Charbles however, who was carried away by Kart Razor, and commenced Project Academy with Mapopo Hinoto and Benikal Sminikal, against the latter's will. They were teleported to the Killing Game, where Charbles killed Benikal, and was executed by Monokuma, however, it is unknown whether he is alive or dead.

## Quotes

* *"If you're a woman, hang up. Otherwise, you've reached the number of Charbles T Marbles, the ultimate sexist. If you're a woman, hang up now. Otherwise, leave a message."*
* *"That's good. I'll give you directions. If you pull down your pants, and crawl up your own ass, you can find me."*
* *"I'm British!?"*
* *"No, no, no. I have quite the reason for hating women. It is quite simple, in fact. I was in love with a woman. Unfortunately, the woman I loved happened to be a woman-hater as well. We laughed together. We cried together. We even screamed together. Unfortunately, our love couldn't last forever. Sadly, the woman died. With her death, I swore that I would never fall in love again."*
* *"Heh heh heh. Men just don't understand. Women are complicated creatures. They talk too much. They are too emotional. They can't take a joke. They need more attention. They always want something. They complain way too much. They steal your stuff all the time. They talk too much. They are too emotional. They can't take a joke."*
* *"Heh heh. Heh heh heh. That's the spirit, Benikal. That's how you should fight! No holding back. No hesitation. No mercy. You just need to direct that anger towards women!!"*
* *"Do you see those eyes? That's right. They're glowing red. Why? Because you're about to die."*
* *"Oh. You look a little sick. That's probably because you're too stupid to realize how strong I am. I bet you wish you'd never come into this world, don't you? Farewell, Wicked. May whatever god you worship be merciful to you."*
* *"Greetings, Lord Short Guy! And...? (Gag) Nice disguises, but I'm afraid my nose is too strong. Ah yes, even though this is disguised as tea, it is indeed coffee."*
* *"And you must be Thirsty Fish! I must say, you are more handsome in person than over e-mail. Perhaps we could meet for a swim sometime?"*
* *"Hmm... You're voice sounds... familiar... Ah, yes! You sound just like that radio announcer guy I heard this morning! How quant!"*
* *"Yeah, Kart Razor, you flippin' wrecked your special Kart! So now you got the busted Go-Kart, and no money!"*
* *"Sure! The Cult of The Object is headed by... uh... the Big Man. I don't know if I can say his name... Oh, Kart Razor? Is it alright to say the Big Man's name out loud?"*
* *"Kart Razor, I think this jerk just broke my hand! Darn and blast!"*
* *"I have an alter-ego, if you will. The Great British Vampire of Whitechapel!"*
* *"Does no one ever learn? Look how many non-females I had to kill!"*
* *"You've killed me... I hate losing, but I must say, losing to a non-woman like you isn't so bad..."*