Drew and Josiah Watch Sarah Cooper Is This Fine?

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## Notable Events

* Josiah and Drew watched *Sarah Cooper: Everything's Fine* while talking over it.
* Drew had significant technical issues at the start of the episode.

## Notable Quotes

### Josiah

* "This movie is provocative and witty."
* "Ohhhhhhh I love that 'N'."
* "Fuckin' stupid mutt."
* "This is a ripoff of Globe Hell."
* "[On the topic of the jump-cuts in the interview segments] You think that he can sort of shapeshift and he's like The Flash?"
* "So she's sort of being him and also mocking him - herself-as-him at the same time. It's very meta."
* "Your humour is the caliber of this special."
* "[On the topic of *Glee*] A lot of pedophiles on that show. You watch that show? Pretty much teeming with pedophiles."
* "[On the topic of everyone on *Glee* being a pedophile] Including the viewers. Drew."
* "This is pretty good, though."
* "Is it the ass or the pussy that's wet? Or both?"
* "Kinda reminds me of *Tim And Eric Awesome Show*."
* "Why did she get naan bread? Cause it's QA-naan? Is that the joke?"
* "You know they put all this other shit on the screen but it really boils just down to Sarah Cooper's epic reaction face while she lip-syncs."
* "What are some other food jokes? Like he could said 'I love a scone and a latte'. Um I'll have it - how bout I'll have it now! Instead of 'latah'."
* "'Bags of soup?' Some of the things Trump says are just epically bad. Fail. Donald Fail is what I call him."
* "Vagina."
* "Quite real quick edits in here. This is for the TikTok generation."
* "I wish big business would stop focus on money so much."
* "Boobs."
* "Instead of being Me-Too'ed, the - the robot was Bleep-Bloop'ed."
* "It is pretty funny to make fun of workplace sexual assault."
* "Actually this whole special is a shmood."
* "[In response to Drew hoping for a comedic climax] Yeah it is comedic when you do it. Cause you go 'Ooooohheeeeee' and go cross-eyed. And that's before you get started."
* "Weather is funny, eh?"
* "[On the topic of making a Globe Hell Netflix show] I think we should make one! I think we should make a sketch show."
* "They've been allowed to swear this whole time, might have helped make some of the jokes go down a bit smoother if there was some cussing. Instead we're just still smack-dab in the middle of this special."
* "What the fuck is going on? It's still 20 minutes left."
* "What if she lip-synced the Proud Boys? She could lip-sync Gavin McInnes."
* "I can't tell if they don't wanna be doing their shows because they're upset about Trump or because they - this has been the longest 49 minutes of all of our lives."
* "I can't think of the word right now. What's it called where it's like a, you know - changing outfits over - in a TV show? Uh seg - segue? Seg-Mind?"
* "This is a ripoff of Globe Hell."
* "[On the topic of Sarah Cooper's special being released shortly before the 2020 U.S. Presidential Election] Yeah, we can credit her for the big win."
* "Sarah saved the world. With comedy. Just as it was prophes - prophesied."
* "I know I - hey I'd - I would like a one-way ticket to go to the Upside-Down to be with Barb because of the - how's - cause it's too - I'll - I'll take *Stranger Things* over 'Strangest Things' out here!"
* "What is happening right now? What is going on?? Are they doing some sort of mind meld? Do we need to rewind? Do we need to start it again?"
* "Look at Sarah Cooper's hair. It's so messy."
* "So fake news is real."
* "You have *The Mask* OST?"
* "So the news comes from hell. Globe Hell. Globe Hell News Warning."
* "Wow, so I mean. That wa - uh - One of the worst things I've ever seen in my life. Just a huge piece of shit."
* "Just kind of a - a front to the even most abstract definition of comedy. Just completely shat all over it, so that's cool."
* "But you know, I guess good on you and I hope Netflix paid out for that cause it's probably - she probably leveraged all of her followers on social media to get a good payout on that special."

### Drew

* "Says she's going crazy when she says 'Everything's fine,' so inside she's torn all up!"
* "Robot CEO! His name is J.O.S.I.A.H.."
* "This is Globe Hell!"
* "\*Doing a Donald Trump impression\* We have tremendous. We have tremendous."
* "Well it's not his - it's not her voice. It's his voice and she's lip-syncing it, right?"
* "Well I don't - I honestly don't know, Josiah. I'm not gonna say it's out of the realm of possibilities, cause I'm not closed-minded."
* "Oh I love Fred Armisen. One of the best musicians."
* "You know where Fred Armisen lives? In the pocket. Because he grooves behind his kit."
* "Oh it's look - looks like I'm looking at you, Josiah! Cause she looks like a - she looks like a Karen!"
* "Karen Josiah Hughes."
* "[On the topic of the pedophiles on *Glee*] Everybody either dies or is a pedophile on that show."
* "It is funny."
* "Were you a um an Alan Grant or an Owen Grady fan? Alan Grant is from the original *Jurassic Park* and Owen Grady is from *Jurassic World*. It's who Chris Pratt plays. You fuckin' idiot."
* "No that was Vanka."
* "Well there's a lot of different food jokes you can do. You can say like, if you're a vampire you could order a 'stake'."
* "Hey how bout we go for a donut? Hey how - how bout uh we go for a 'dough not ever talk to me again'."
* "Well um welcome to the club sandwich!"
* "\*Doing a Donald Trump impression\* We have tremendous words!"
* "\*Doing a Donald Trump impression\* We've got the best hamburgers!"
* "This is not for us."
* "Sarah Cooper's anti-big business. She's - she's leftist."
* "This is sexual. Ben Stiller!"
* "This is a ripoff of Globe Hell Warning. They're saying 'hell world', they're showing - "
* "What would the Globe Hell Netflix show be like?"
* "We still have 20 minutes left still. We've had 20 minutes left for the last 20 minutes."
* "All those guys hangin' out. All the great comedians: Louie, Todd."
* "Oh! There we go! He's got a beekeeper uniform! He's got a beekeeper uniform!"
* "They should uh remix the news. Or Auto-Tune the news. Yeah. It'd be like - it'd be like - it'd be like Donald Trump but he would be like Auto-Tuned so it would be like he would be singing."
* "It's French, bitch."
* "Just a very long - long stretch with no jokes."
* "Seg-Mind?"
* "This is a ripoff of Globe Hell."
* "We need justice for Barb."
* "What's happening?"
* "There's been no show the entire time? Is that what it is?"
* "Josiah!! The news! The news is controlling everything! That's what's happening. They're the bad guys! Media! The media! It's about fake news!"
* "Globe Hell Warning."
* "Maybe he could a - also do a voice and get all of Fred Armisen's - everything he's known for. Also harassing women."
* "I'm not watching."
* "That was - that was truly awful. Truly truly awful."
* "Like almost no redeeming qualities, so uh good job everyone. Had a lot of talented people and none of 'em were any good."
* "And we host Globe Hell Warning so..."
* "It'd be interesting to see where her career heads now."

## Trivia

* In the Patreon episode J.O.S.I.A.H., Josiah and Drew discuss whether the Globe Hell Warning Twitter account stole a tweet from Sarah Cooper. Coincidentally or not, J.O.S.I.A.H. was rereleased for free on the same day that this episode was released.