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Mya

Mya is a kind young woman and an eventual coworker and friend to Ripley. She is a minor reoccurring character in Growing Up.

## Appearance

Mya is a fit young woman with brown skin, black eyes, curly dark brown hair and freckles. In her debut, she is seen wearing a sky blue cold shoulder shirt with an icy blue undershirt, as well as a pair of blue jeggings, light brown hunting boots and a pale pink headband that keeps her hair out of her eyes.

## Personality

Mya is a kind and gentle soul. She is friendly, well organized and efficient. She loves keeping things clean and orderly and becomes panicky when things get out of order. She has issues with self confidence when dealing with customers in her workplace and may become shy and quiet when upset.

## Trivia

* Mya has musophobia (A fear of mice).
* Mya has OCD.
* Mya is an excellent cook.
James Hiller

James Hiller was a kid who wanted to be a journalist but changed his mind when he realized what a scummy business it actually is. Instead, he became a tie salesman.

## Early Life

James was born in Pennsylvania to German parents and when he was a baby lightning struck his house and his parents got fried like KFC, so he ended up being raised by Ben Franklin (of course).

It turned out he got a pretty sweet deal in the adoption department since Ben Franklin was not only rich, famous and smart, but also a chad among men, and famous member of the Society. He gave James great advice on how to get laid.

## Meeting Sarah Phillips

James met Sarah Phillips when she came to Philly. They didn't get along and constantly argued throughout the war. It wasn't until during one of their arguements that Dennis, who was sitting right next to them on the bus said "oh my god, will you too either make out or shut up already." After that, the two fell in love.
Jon Snow

"WTF?!"

Jon Snow is some depressed prick whose constantly got a "WTF" expression on his face. He is the current King of The Seven Kingdoms.

## Early Life

Jon was born in a castle but that sounds way better than it actually was because his mother died right after he was born and his uncle adopted him and was like "this kid might get executed if people know who he is" so instead he lied and told everyone he banged some broad and Jon was the result (probably to impress his drinking buddies). Jon got bullied mercilessly as a kid, even by his own step-mom Catelyn. He decided eventually that he wanted to join The Hard Guard.

## The Hard Guard

Jon joined The Hard Guard and continued to get treated like shit. He was constantly given shitty jobs like cleaning the toilets. However, everyone like him because he had a funny sense of humor.

## Becoming Leader

Jon became leader of the Hard Guard after the previous leader, Peter Griffin, got executed for publicly masturbating. Jon let the Canadians move in and this almost got him fired but they let him go after proved that an even worse threat, Thanos and mindless consumer army, were coming.

After The Battle of the Bitches, Assef left Winterfell and Jon Snow and his bros were free to move in. They turned it into a frat-house and partied for weeks and recieved multiple noise complaints.

## Conflict With Omni-man

One day while partying, Jon learned that Omni-man had destroyed the wall and was coming for Winterfell. When Omni-man arrived he planned to murder the entire Hard Guard but Jon got him to go away by telling him that Mrs. Incredible wanted to have sex with him so Omni-man left. While he was gone, Jon and his bros, the wildlings and the Night's Watch all escaped. Squidward stayed behind.

While they were away, they encountered Thanos's army of retarded consumers. They battled it out but got butchered.

## Becoming King

Jon kept saying "I don't want it" every time somebody told him he needed to take the throne from the psychotic bitch Daenerys.

It wasn't until Black Dynamite gave him a pep talk that Jon finally agreed to try and become king.
Battle of the Bitches

~End of Ramsay-Assef Feud

~Enslavement of The North’s Population

The Battle of the Bitches was a battle between the North commanded by Ramsay Bolton vs the Taliban commanded by Assef.

## Background

Assef had a long feud with Ramsay Bolton. Assef was a retarded terrorist who liked to rape innocent men and boys, and Ramsay was a sadistic asshole with a tiny dick who liked to kill, mutilate and rape other people for no reason other than to be a douche.

Both Ramsay and Assef tried to get into the Society of Chads but they were both turned down because they didn't meet the requirements. They both had angry meltdowns over it and decided to try and prove which one of them was more villainous. The feud lasted for a while and it just annoyed anyone else.

## Buildup

One day Assef went over to Winterfell where Ramsay lived and shat all over the place. When Ramsay woke up and found his castle covered in shit, he got pissed off and ordered his men to exact vengeance. His men snuck into Assef's hideout and they killed Assef's twelve gay-lovers one by one by hacking them to death with machetes.

When Assef learned about the death of his boyfriends, he got super pissed off so he captured several of Ramsay's men and mercilessly fucked them in their asses. Eventually he let them go and they returned to Winterfell with destroyed rectums. Infuriated, Ramsay sent Assef a letter challenging him to war. Assef accepted.

## Battle

The Taliban and the North met on opposite sides of the battlefield. Before the battle, Ramsay made Rickon Stark run across the battlefield and then shot him which made no sense because Assef didn't give a shit.

Both sides charged and the battle lasted all day. Eventually the bodies piled up into mountains. The Taliban knocked the wall of corpses over and crushed and killed a bunch of Northmen. They then surrounded them and killed them in droves. The Northmen tried to retreat but the Taliban fired on them with machine guns and killed them.

Ramsay fled the battlefield and Assef chased him back to Winterfell. Ramsay tried to hide in his room like a pussy but Assef broke the door down. Ramsay and Assef fought, and Assef eventually blew Ramsay’s head off with a shotgun. Assef then sodomized his dead body for several hours, and when he was done he tossed it in the trash.

## Aftermath

After the battle, Assef and the Taliban enslaved all the surviving Northerners and had a massive orgy to celebrate their victory. Assef moved into Winterfell but quickly got bored so he left the North to try and pursue world domination
Chad-Off

A Chad-Off is a contest between two chads defined by several different different categories. The contest is generally outlined by its category, its end goal and its prize.

## Category: Physical

A physical chad-off is when two chads physically fight. Possible end goals include…

* Yielding Due To Acknowledgement of Opponent’s Superior Strength
* Yielding Due To Physical Inability To Continue
* Death Of One Of The Opponents (Extreme Cases)

## Category: Wholesomeness

A wholesome chad-off is when two chads compete to prove which one of them is more wholesome and caring. These ones are generally friendlier than physical ones since the opponents are required to exercise good sport to each other during them. End goals include…

* Larger support from people they helped after a certain amount of time.
* Vote from spectators on who is more likeable.
* Friendly Yielding By Opponent

## Category: Intelligence

An intelligence chad-off is a battle of intellect. Possible end goals include…

* Outwitting opponent
* Mentally Cornering opponent
* Tricking opponent into self destruction (extreme).
Fantine

Fantine was an innocent gal who got screwed over by life.

## Early Life

Fantine was born in France and apparently had a pretty good childhood. But then she got pregnant and the man abandoned her.

## Getting Fired

Fantine sent her daughter to live with an innkeeper but they were total dicks too. She also got fired because everyone hated for some reason. She then had to become a prostitute.

## Death?

Fantine got sick and was apparently dying and while she was dying Rucka Rucka Ali was hiding in the hospital and she asked him to look after her daughter and he was like “I’m broke as shit, woman”but she begged him so he conceded.
Team 12

Team 12 was a team of chads put together by Mac after his buddy Amir told him about Hassan being in danger, and later conducted the Assef Expedition.

## History

After years of living with the gang, Amir drank himself into a coma. During his comatose, Amir hallucinated that Dwayne Johnson appeared to him and told him that Hassan was in danger because Assef was going to kill him and all Hazaras.

Amir survived his liver failure, and woke up telling the rest of the gang that he had to save Hassan. Mac revealed that he knew where to get help-from his fellow Society of Chads members, since part of being a member is that you must always agree to help your fellow chads with favors, especially when it concerns saving the innocent. The gang thought that was ridiculous, but Mac didn't give a shit.

Mac, Amir and the Gang borrow a SEPTA bus and drove around the country picking up various chads, including Gaston, Ferris Bueller, Hank Schrader, Black Dynamite, Ujio and others. They all agreed to help based on the chad code.

Eventually, the troop drove to Afghanistan and snuck into Afghanistan. There, they fought the Taliban and slew them in droves. After a pitched battle, during which Sandor Clegane, Shaggy Rogers and Hank Schrader were killed, they got into the main building and Assef sent his toughest soldiers to fight them.

The chads held them off and were going to try and kill Assef themselves but Amir insisted that he should be the one to do it. Amir found Hassan and his son, Sohrab, and Assef said that he'd let them go if Amir could beat him in rock-off. Amir tried with Hassan's help and totally failed.

Assef tried to kill Amir and Hassan but at the last second Mac threw himself in front of the gun and took the blast, fatally wounding him. Before Assef could activate it again, the Tattletale Strangler burst in, beat up Assef and raped him. The team decided to just leave with Hassan so they all got away.

Once out of Afghanistan, the team disbanded. Before dying however, Mac handed Amir a letter of recomendation to join the Society of Chads, which he later did.

## List of Members

* Amir
* Mac
* The Gang
* Gaston
* Black Dynamite
* Sandor Clegane
* Rick Sanchez
* Ferris Bueller
* Ujio
* Billy Hargrove
* Peachy Carnehan
* Daniel Dravot
* Hank Schrader
* Shaggy Rogers
* Todd
* Mace Hoffman
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Black Dynamite

The CIA (Formerly)

Black Dynamite is one righteous dude.

## Early Life

Black Dynamite was born in Los Angeles to African-American parents. He grew a moustache when he was eight. His father left him that same year, and he never forgave his mother for running him away. He had a rivalry with OJ Simpson, who was way more liked than him. He played football in college, and became sworn into the Society of Chads at age 18.

## The Vietnam Years

Black Dynamite fought in the Vietnam War, and killed Pol Pot himself for the hell of it.

## The Streets

Black Dynamite returned to the US and fought to clean up the streets from all crime.

## Team 12

Black Dynamite joined Team 12 and fought against Assef. Black Dynamite survived the mission and returned to America.
The Night King

The Night King was an evil SJW who was the true hero of Game of Thrones because he tried to kill Bran Stark and save the audience from the terrible ending. He commanded an army of brainless internet retards known as "The White-Walkers" which he used to try and spread wokeness to all the world. He was eventually killed by Omni-Man.

## Early Life

The Night King was born somewhere North of the Wall. As a child he wanted to rebel against his parents and be edgy so he started calling everything offensive and having tantrums everytime people disagreed with him. Nobody liked him so he just assumed that everyone who didn't like him was racist. He got into college but didn't learn anything.

## Career

The Night King started a YouTube channel where he bitched and complained about stupid shit that doesn't matter like movies from the 1900's that offended him. His retarded fanbase decided that they wanted to follow him so he decided taht he wanted to conquer the world.

The Night King destroyed the wall which he claimed was a symbol of imperialism and then invaded the south, destroying statues and murdering everyone who didn't share his retarded views.

He eventually arrived at Winterfell with his army and they fought and killed a bunch of people. The battle lasted all night but nobody knew what was going on since no one could see anything.

## Death

Just as he was about to kill Jon Smow Omni-man showed up and told him "you don't seem to understand Westeros isn't yours to conquer." He then killed the Night King's entire army and then the Night King himself.

## Likes

* Arguing with Other Retards in The Comments Section of YouTube
* Tearing Down Statues
* Ruining People's Lives
* Destroying Walls
* Bran Stark
* Burning American Flags
* Telling JK Rowling To Kill Herself
* Throwing Temper Tantrums

## Dislikes

* Not Getting His Way
* Losing Debates
* People Disagreeing With Him
Bran Stark

Bran's Reaction to This Article

Arya

Sansa

Bran Stark is a kid who got his ass shoved out a window by Jaimie Lannister while he was fucking his sister and he broke his legs and couldn't walk so he went on a road trip and lived in the woods for several months masturbating to pictures of 90's Winona Ryder until eventually his mind snapped and he turned into a brain-dead, lobotomized, emotionless twat who was convinced that he could see the future (even though he couldn't). He did absolutley nothing to help anyone during any of the subsequent battles.

Tyrion tried to make him king after he got kicked in the head by a horse and was left mentally-handicapped. Nobody wanted Bran to be king, however, so they just let him play Fortnite in his room and live with his delusions that he was special.
Javert

Gilbert Du Motier De Marie Raphael Javert is a police good-for-nothing reject bitch whose insecurities caused him to hunt and try to arrest Rucka Rucka Ali for several years.

## Early Life

Javert was born after his mother unsuccessfully tried to abort him using a coat hanger, and he grew up in the slums. He survived infancy by crawling into the garbage can and eating the eggshells and coffee grounds.

When he went to school, he got bullied and beat up by the rich kids who would shit in the toilets and shove his face in it. He decided that he wanted to be a cop when he grew up but whenever he said that his father would tell him to go fuck himself.

## The Academy

Javert’s whole family died when Spiderus invaded France and Javert decided that his new favorite thing to do would be to trick people into thinking that he liked soup. He entered the police academy but he constantly tried to get laid at parties and failed every time. He graduated at the bottom of his class and was consequently assigned to the job of prison warden.

## Prison Warden

Javert became the new warden of a bunch of prisoners and at first he had fun making fun of the prisoners but eventually he got bored. He also released a prisoner named Rucka Rucka Ali after Massacre Day. When he learned he had broke his parole, he got pissed off so he went to look for him.

## DJ Not Nice

After several years Javert found an Asian rapper named DJ Not Nice. After several days, he figured out that DJNN wasn’t really Asian, he was Black. Javert tried to arrest him, and learned that he was also Rucka Rucka Ali, the guy he’d hunted for several years. Rucka escaped again though.

## Toby Queef

After several years obsessively hunting for Rucka, Javert found a redneck rapper named Toby Queef, who he also later realized was Rucka in disguise. He tried to arrest him, but then he got captured by the IRA.

## Death

Rucka took the name Seamus O’Malley Finnigan and snuck into the IRA and rescued Javert. Javert told Rucka that he still wanted to arrest him though so Rucka finally got fed up and shot him in the face. This was the end of Javert.
Conquest

Conquest is a 12 feet tall thundercocked gigachad from outer space (just kidding retard he’s from Viltrum) and one of the most dangerous maniacs of all time.

## Fight With Invincible #1

Conquest fought Invincible after one of the Massacre Days and the fight lasted three whole comics and Conquest almost won after broke Invincible’s arms but then Invincible‘s gf (no not Amber) rescued him.

## Escape

Conquest was imprisoned by the government but once he recovered he escaped and flew off into space.
The Gang

Charlie

Dee

Danny DeVito

The Gang is a group of bros that hang out in Philadelphia.

## History

The gang was founded by Mac, Dennis and Charlie in 2005. Dee joined shortly after (although no one wanted her to). Danny DeVito, the famous actor, later joined the gang as well, although Dee and Dennis didn't want him to but Mac and Charlie did. Years later, Amir wandered into the bar and the gang thought he was great so they let him hang around and eventually join as well. One day, Amir drank himself into a coma and when he woke up he declared that he needed to rescue him. Mac then revealed that as a member of the Society of Chads, he could get help from his fellow members,

## Team 12

The Gang organized with Team 12 to defeat Assef. They rallied together and stole a SEPTA bus and drove around picking up all the chads they could find. Once they felt that they had enough, they traveled to Afghanistan and fought the Taliban during which Mac was killed. They succeeded though and rescued Hassan.

## Recent

The gang continue to hang in Philadelphia doing whatever they want. After Mac's death, his role in the gang was replaced by Saul Goodman.
Jaimie Lannister

Prince Charming (Biological Half Brother)

Jaimie Lannister was a creep who fucked his sister and got her pregnant with his disgusting spawn who went rampant in the world fucking it up for years. He did later redeem himself though.

## Early Life

Jaimie was born in Casterly Rock and he was a total virgin growing up and he started fucking his sister (ew). He became a knight but everyone hated him still.

## Career

Jaimie worked as a Westerosi knight for years and he fought in the Iraq War and started a creepy relationship with his sister.

## Death

Jaimie died when he decided to return to King's Landing and fuck his sister again. However, as he was walking he didn't look where he was going and got plowed by a giant tractor-trailer travelling at 70 mph. All that was recovered of his body was some blonde pubic hairs.

His pubic hairs were sprinkled in the Hudson River and although he wasn't a member, the Society of Chads attended his funeral with their colors.
The Night Man

The Nightman is the ressurected version of Mac.

## Background

After Mac's death at the hands of Assef, Cersei learned about him and got Maester Qyburn to bring him back. Mac was revived, but he was visibly changed. He refused to serve Cersei and left, but not before fucking Loras.

## Current Whereabouts

Rather than return to Philadelphia and reunite with his asshole friends, the Nightman has instead wandered Earth free from his physical restraints and fucking every man he wants, often paying troll tolls to do so.
Tanooen Kyorl'solenurn

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## Tanooen Kyorl'solenurn

Moonless Age Cameo Character

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## Holy Lance

### Trivia

* Closet Kyo'nne fangirl

A tall female Holy Lance serving during the siege of the Dutan'vir fortress.

## Appearance & Personality

Tanooen is exceptionally tall for a female drowussu, with white hair and orange eyes. She has numerous scars on her arms owing to a habit of self-harm to relieve stress.

## Biography - Arc II

She is first seen shortly after the surrender of the Dutan'vir reclaimers, being sent to investigate the murders of the Judicators. Unbeknownst to her, this was simply a pretext being used by Vala'drielle to initiate a purge within the Kyorl'solenurn. With the blame falsely pinned upon her, Ky'ovarde opened a nether gate in self-defense.

## Biography - Arc III

Three years after the new holy mother was inducted, Tanooen took up residence in the colony of Shikomei. During Chirinide's Union ceremony, she provides stoneware for the celebration.

## Notable Quotes

"*Such vile acts!*" - Upon witnessing the results of the Judicator massacre.
Rick Sanchez

Ricardo Sanchez

Richard Sanchez

Bendigo Sanchez

Rick Sanchez is an alcoholic American scientist who likes abusing his grandson.

## Early Life

Rick Sanchez was born in Spain. His alcoholic Spanish grandfather kicked his ass as a kid so Rick vowed that if he had a grandson he would kick his ass too. He eventually made his way to the USA and lost his Spanish accent, becoming just another boring generic American.

## Marriage

Rick eventually married a woman named Diane and had a daughter named Beth, neither of whom he gave a shit about. He tried several times to win the nobel prize but failed everytime because he sucked and nobody liked him. He eventually left his family and spent several years fighting in the galaxy.

## Return

Rick returned eventually and started spending time with his grandson Morty who liked to traumatize by making him shove seeds up his butt and kill Santa Claus. He also liked to beat up on his son-in-law Jerry.

## Assef

Rick made a deal with Assef to resurect his army in exchange for Assef doing his laundry but Rick failed to hold up his end of the deal because in his own words he "didn't do necromancy." Assef got mad and stabbed Rick in the crotch with a screwdriver.
Reotardo Dickapreeoh

Reotardo Dickapreeoh is an evil demon from hell, and the elder brother of the famous actor Leonardo Dicaprio. Nobody knows exactly how old he is or where he came from. All that is known is he is a fucking asshole who like to fuck up da world with his retardedness.

## Early Life

No one knows where he was born or how old he is you fucking dumbass didn't you read the intro paragraph???

## Terrorizing the World

Reotardo's first confirmed siting was around 1346 in Milan when he killed twelve children. He was later seen again in 1691 in Salem Massachusetts when he murdered a bunch more people and mutilated their corpses with dicks.
The Hard Guard

Sang Woo

The Hard Guard are an army of rejects who patrol Donald Trump's Northern Wall to keep the Canadians out of the rest of the world.

## Description

The Hard Guard is made up of literal virgins whose parents hate them or something like that so they sent them off to the wall to patrol for their entire lives. They have engaged in several battles and won them all because of their unfair advantage of having a wall. Some consider them to be an alternative to the Society of Chads.

## History

In 1997, Donald Trump built a wall to keep Canadians from getting to the rest of the world. Donald Trump decided he wanted the soldiers who manned it to not have sex or make money or anything. His partner told him to not expect very high enlistment rates as a result so Donald Trump simply decided to hire rejects and virgins to man it.

Jon Snow became commander of the guard after the previous one was caught publicly masturbating and was executed as a result.
Baton

The baton is a melee weapon that limits the movement of an outsider for about 3 seconds, and gives a "⚡" icon above the victim's head. Take note that the Baton doesn't damage any outsiders.

It is a useful tool to get outsiders to follow instructions, as it makes a loud noise and puts a prompt on their screen saying "*Pay attention to instructions.*" The baton can only be used on outsiders, and will prompt you saying "Only for use on outsiders." if attempt is made to use on anyone else.
Danny and Peachy

Danny (Left) Peachy (Right)

The British Army (Formerly)

Daniel Dravot and Peachy Carnehan were a pair of chads.

## Early Life

Little is known of their early life other than that Danny was born in Scotland and Peachy was born in England. The two met in the British Army and both became Freemasons and members of the Society of Chads.

## Becoming King and General of Kafirsitan

Once they were out of the army, the two got a bunch of modern weapons and traveled to Kafiristan. There, they raised and army and took over the country in a long military campaign. The two were officially declared the rulers of Kafiristan.

## Attack on King's Landing

After learning of Ned Stark's death, the two decided that they needed to avenge their fellow chad so they raised an army and marched through Westeros. They eventually attacked King's Landing itself and they almost won but Joffrey used his machine guns to almost annihilate them. The surviving members of their army fled and both Peachy and Danny were captured.

## Death of Daniel Dravot

After being captured by Joffrey, the duo were thrown in jail and Danny apologized to Peachy for fucking up his life, and Danny forgave him. Later, the two were brought before Joffrey and the little shit demanded them to confess their treason. Danny told Joffrey to suck his dick and so Joffrey ordered him beheaded. Danny sang "The Son of God Goes Forth To War" and Peachy started singing along before The Hound cut off Danny's head.

## Aftermath

Joffrey kept Peachy alive to torture him. None of the physical torture worked on Peachy though so instead the evil tyrant forced him to binge watch "Santa Inc." It worked, and Peachy went insane.
Victor Quartermaine

Victor Doesn't Give A Shit

Tyrion Lannister (Half Brother)

Victor Quartermaine was an English Hunter with rage issues, and the arguable English-counterpart to Gaston.

## Early Life

Victor Quartermaine was born in Hertfordshire, England, after Tywin Lannister banged his mom in a one night stand. He never met his father but it was cool because he had an epic childhood killing animals and fighting other kids in school.

## Rivalry With Wallace

Victor had a rivalry with Wallace, an inventor from Sussex. He tried to get in the pants of Lady Tottington multiple times but she didn't want his crusty dick. She was much more attracted to Wallace, because she had a thing for bald people. When Wallace turned into a were-rabbit Victor used it as an excuse to try and kill him and he got really close when he almost shot him with a golden carrot using a musket but at the last moment Gromit flew a plane into the Tottington Hall, causing an explosion that knocked Victor off and severly injured him, but he survived.

## Exile

Victor was arrested shortly after for attempted murder. After a brief trial, he was sentenced to join the Night's Watch. He fought the Canadians and the Wildlings, and ended up supporting Jon Snow as Lord Commander, and he decided that Lady Tottingham was not attractive enough for him.

## Fight With Omni-man

Victor moved into Winterfell with the Night's Watch. He partied with the rest of them for a while until Omni-man showed up. After Jon got him to go away, he, Victor and the others all left. They wandered for a bit but had to return eventually to fight Thanos's army.

## Attack on King's Landing

Victor later fought at King's Landing but when Dany started killing everyone he stopped fighting and rushed inside the city to try and save civilians.

## Death

Victor died when he tried to fight Clayton in hand-to-hand combat on top of the Red Keep. Victor almost won but at the last moment Clayton kicked Victor in the balls and then grabbed his shotgun, turned around and shot off both barrels in Victor's face at point-blank range, killing him instantly. This was the end of the great Victor Quartermaine. His death was later avenged when Gaston killed Clayton.
Dan

Dan Bolton, often called Dan, is a very troubled dude who hates literally everybody and everything except for himself (similar to his older brother (who he also hates)). He holds the record for most feuds of any person who ever lives, and has more enemies than Assef, Omni-Man and the Night King combined.

## Early Life

Dan was born in the North, but ran away from home and moved to California, but realized too late that California is literally the second shittiest place in the world (after Arizona).

## Dan vs Omni-Man

After Dan‘ s celebrity crush Megan Fox was killed when Omni-Man killed a whole bunch of people during his fight with Invincible, Dan decided to go after Omni-Man and get revenge. Dan knew he couldn’t beat Omni-Man in a fight so instead he defeated him by tricking him into listening to Kathy Griffin comedy which tortured Omni-Man so badly that he left Earth.

## Dan vs The Barricade

After saving up for years to vacation in Paris for the sole purpose of eating at a sandwich shop that he liked there. However, upon arriving there he learned that the students had taken over a barricade and wanted to overthrow the government and had blocked it off. Dan got pissed so he helped Javert get information that allowed the soldiers to get in and kill all the students. After the bodies were cleared out, Dan got to eat at the restaurant.
Ramsay Bolton

Ramsay Bolton was a Northern warlord who hated everyone except for himself and was insecure about his dick size so he cut them off of other people.

## Early Life

Ramsay Bolton was the product of some affair his dad had so he never knew his mother but he didn't care because he was a creep. He was named after Gordon Ramsay, his father's hero. Ramsay told all his friends he wanted to be a villain when he grew up but his friends just made fun of him when he said that.

## Becoming a Lord

One day Ramsay's stepmother died but before she died Ramsay made her drink a bunch of gasoline. When his father tried to cremate her, there was a fiery explosion and his father died in it so Ramsay became the new Warden of the North.

## Taking Winterfell

Ramsay attacked Winterfell when the Starks were on vacation and took it easily. The Starks were going to take it back but Ned got into a tragic guillotine accident and they all split up. Ramsay renovated Winterfell, giving it electricity, a basketball court and a pool.

## Marriage to Sansa

Ramsay was briefly married to Sansa Stark and he raped her on their wedding night and this pissed off all the chads in the world and so they vowed to get Ramsay for it but then Sansa and Theon escaped and Ramsay had a giant temper tantrum.

## Rivalry With Assef

Ramsay Bolton had a rivalry with Assef, a gay terrorist who liked the butt sex, and they both tried to outdo each other in terrible deeds. One day Ramsay woke up to find Winterfell covered in Assef's shit. This pissed off Ramsay so he sent his men to kill Assef's gay lovers. Enraged, Assef captured Ramsay's men and personally pounded their asses. To avenge his men's anuses, Ramsay challenged Assef to war.

## Battle of the Bitches

Before the battle, Ramsay killed Rickon Stark for no reason and cleaned Assef's shit off of the walls finally. Ramsay met Assef on the battlefield and Ramsay's northmen clashed with Assef's taliban. Assef's army killed all the northmen then burned their homes and enslaved their women and children.

## Death

Ramsay fled the battlefield back to Winterfell and tried to hide but Assef broke down the door and shot Ramsay in the shoulder with a glock but then Ramsay tackled Assef and they both fell out the window onto the balcony. Assef kicked Ramsay off of him, then grabbed a shotgun and aimed at his face. Ramsay was like “go ahead, shoot me” but Assef didn’t hesitate to pull the trigger and explode the top half of Ramsay’s head off and kill him. Assef then fucked his dead body for several hours and threw it in the trash. This was the end of Ramsay Bolton.

## Likes

* Killing People
* Torturing People
* Raping People
* Trying To Get Laid
* Cutting People's Dicks Off
* Sausages
* Power
* Murdering Children
* Being An Insufferable Twat

## Dislikes

* Assef
* The Starks
* His Family
* People Escaping Him
* Not Getting His Way
* Jon Snow
* The Vale
Todd

Todd is a mysterious chad, who generally keeps to himself and fights injustice on a local level, although he has participated in several campaigns, such as the Assef Expedition and European Campaign.

## Early Life

Todd was born in Northumbria, England. During his childhood, he stood up for other kids in school who got bullied in school and beat up the bullies and sent them to the hospital permanently disfigured. Because of these exploits, he was inducted in the Society of Chads at the age of nineteen.

## The Jemima Affair

Todd met this annoying duck named Jemima who was a complete idiot so to teach her a lesson he was going to pretend to (but not really) cook her eggs in order to teach her a lesson about stranger danger but before he could Kep and his goons showed up and although Todd fought them as hard as he could he was outnumbered so he left to get reinforcements but was too late because despite Kep's protests his goons killed and ate Jemima's eggs. Jemima got over it eventually, had several more eggs which hatched, and started a syrup company which fired her in 2020.

## Assef Expedition

Todd was smoking a cigar when Mac drove up in a SEPTA bus and picked him up along with several other chads to rescue Hassan from Assef. During the battle in Afghanistan, Todd used his teeth to shred and kill several Taliban soldiers. Todd survived the mission.

## Battle with Tommy Brock

After returning from the Assef Expedition, Todd found a hobo named Tommy Brock living in his house. Todd got even more pissed when he realized that Tommy was planning to kill and eat a bunch of baby bunnies. To spare him, Todd planned to drop a bucket of cold water on his head, but Tommy woke up before it was dropped, and Todd thought he had killed him (which he declared was an even better outcome than he had anticipated.) Tommy was fine though, and in a rage, Todd attacked him and fought him, and eventually beat him into submission.
Frozone

Where is my super suit!

Frozone was an American superhero, and the best friend of Mr. Incredible.

## Early Life

Frozone was born in Little Rock but moved to Los Angelas as an adult. He discovered his powers in college.

## Super Hero Work

Frozone fought crime for years. He eventually got married to a woman that he grew to hate because she was annoying.

## Hiding

After a group of neo-nazis began using superhero signs and images at their rallies, the government decided that the most rational thing to do would be to just ban all superheros to appease the offended spoiled college retards. Frozone, like all superheroes, was forced to stop doing hero work and start a family with his annoying wife.

## Death

After Omni-Man tried to get Elasti-girl to have sex with him and she turned him down, Omni-Man killed her husband Mr. Incredible in a fit of rage. It took Frozone a while to show up because his wife wouldn't tell him where his supersuit was. He showed up just as Omni-Man killed Mr. Incredible, and before he could react Omni-Man killed him too with one punch. Omni-Man then destroyed Los Angelos, and nobody gave a shit.
Jurmount

The rougher neighbor of Montane, lacking precious minerals within its stormier mountain ranges, its efforts to industrialize to the same degree have failed. As Montane grew rapidly, colonization efforts began on Jurmount, hoping for the same level of success. This, unfortunately, wouldn’t happen as colonists were met with a more dangerous environment and lack of resources. Any efforts to mine were disrupted by frequent avalanches and brittle rock. With the failure of this, remaining residents resorted to quarries and exportation of rocks for construction. This hardly lucrative business leaves the planet lacking funds and support with even Montane using the planet as its dumping ground for criminals and polluted waste.
Mace Hoffman

Mace Hoffman was an American dude who ended up in a bunch of shitty situations.

## Early Life

Mace was born in northern NJ and never knew his father, because his father was Aku. He was bullied and beat up in school. When he grew up, he wanted to join the Society of Chads but failed to meet the requirements for membership. One of the chads, Ned Stark, felt bad for him though so he hired him to watch his kids.

The annoying Stark kids showed him no respect when he tried to watch them.

## First Shitty Adventure

To cope with their failing marriage, Ned and Catelyn decided to take a second honeymoon. They left Mace in charge, but as usual he totally failed at controlling the Stark kids.

That same night, a group of sailors broke into Winterfell. Mace successfully evacuated all the Stark kids except Bran the cripple, so when he tried to go back in and rescue him he was captured and put eventually on a ship and locked in the bathroom.

Alan, the first mate, thought that he had captured Robb Stark but when Mace revealed his actual name, Alan decided to euthanize him to save drinking water. Mace convinced him not to kill him, but he was left in the bathroom where he hurled in the toiled at least twelve times.

Mace escape through the window, and climbed into another room where he met Tintin and Captain Haddock. They told him they had a plan to escape but Mace refused to leave without Bran.

With Tintin and Captain Haddock’s help, Mace climbed into Bran’s room and rescued him by lowering him down with a rope. Before Mace could save himself though, Alan and his goons found him and tried to kill him and in the following gun battle Mace killed Alan but accidentally detonated the dynamite which caused an explosion which blew a hole in the side of the ship.

Mace fought his way back to the deck as the ship sank and reunited with Tintin, Haddock and Bran and they escaped in a plane as the ship sank. They flew for a while but ran out of gas over Arizona, which everyone knows is the worst fucking place in the world.
Outsider

*"Play as an outsider and undergo crazy experiments that will lead you to the cure."* -Game Description

Outsider is a team in **Armed Disease Control.**

They spawn outside the facility, and need to go through decontamination to access it. Their main duty is to be cured of their symptoms (found on right side of screen) and that's it.

Doctors can cure outsiders, and outsiders do not get masks until cured, meaning that they can catch other diseases easily.

Outsiders spawn with only 2 items: ID and Flashlight. These are the only items an Outsider can hold in their inventory. Leveling up does not grant any items.

Outsiders are the only team able to be stunned by the Baton.

If they enter a restricted area (staff entrance or Sector 2), they will be marked with a 🚷 Trespasser sign. Security and/or Officers will have to kill tresspassers.
Security

*"Play as an ADC Security Guard labouring to keep the facility functional, safe and clean of disease."* - Game Description

Security is the main line of defense for the facility. They are given an arsenal of different weapons, and are a very important role. Security's main job is to check IDs at the decontamination gate, escort patients and doctors, and defend against raiders.

There are many different weapons that you can unlock as security by leveling up, they are as follows:

* Level 10 (comes with team unlock): Baton
* Level 11: Glock-17
* Level 12: G36C
* Level 13: SPAS-12
* Level 15: M249

Security is unlocked at level 10.

Security also spawns with a default mask.
Rucka Rucka Ali

Rucka Rucka Ali is a famous Nigerian Black rapper.

## Early Life

Rucka Rucka was born in Harlem. As a kid, he decided he wanted to be a rapper, and his career was on the rise with all his hit songs like “Go Cops,” “I Love Minorities” and “I Can Do Whatever I’m White,” but then he had sex with a girl who told him she was 43 (she was actually 17) and got sent to jail.

## Jail Time

Rucka Rucka spent his time in jail and because he couldn’t get into a gang he was constantly gang raped in the showers by people with questionable origins. While in jail he wrote a song about his struggle called “Only 17.”

## Release

Rucka was released along with a bunch of other prisoners following Massacre Day, but Javert told him that he couldn’t get a job because he was a criminal. Rucka was denied jobs because everyone was racist against him. Because of this, he decided to break his parole and become an Asian rapper with the name DJ Not Nice.

## DJ Not Nice

DJ Not Nice had an awesome career with new hit songs like “Kim Jong Un Song,” “We All Asian” and “Coronananana.” Everything was going awesome until Javert showed up. Javert figured out that DJ Not Nice was not Asian, he was Black and he was Rucka Rucka Ali. Javert tried to arrest him but Rucka escaped.

## Becoming a Daddy

Rucka ran away from Javert and ran into Fantine. She asked him to take care of her daughter Cosette. Rucka insisted that he couldn’t because was broke as shit but he felt bad so he conceded. He grabbed Cosette and ran off again.

## Toby Queef

Rucka Rucka now pretended to be White and took the name Toby Queef. He had yet another successful career with songs like “Hippies Always Smell Like Balls.” Javert followed him yet again and so Rucka decided to move to Africa with Cosette but then he learned that Javert had been captured by the IRA. Rucka rescued and let him go, but then Javert told him he still planned to arrest him so Rucka finally got fed up and shot him in the head and killed him.
Officer

The Military is a team in **Armed Disease Control**.

Their main duty is to keep the facility running smoothly and deal with raiders with maximum force.

Like all other CDC teams, they spawn in Sector 2.

They are equipped with the following:

* Glock 17
* G36C

Military spawn with a military mask

Military is unlocked at level 15.
Phillip Wilcher

**Phillip Leslie Wilcher** (born 16 March 1958) is an Australian pianist and classical music composer who was a founding member of the children's music group the Wiggles. When Wilcher published his first work, "Daybreak", at the age of 14, he was one of the youngest classical composers in Australia.
Blackhound overlook

Located in Burn Blackhound overlook used to be the location of the biggest military fort on the continent. It was run by general Haigan who ordered the fort to be built in 1109.The location gives a view over the A'treus river which is the inland border for Burn. This allowed for any incoming invaders to be seen and stopped. As well as this it gives tourists an incredible view of the capital of Burn. The location has been also been used as a birdwatching ight in the mid 900's.
Team Affiliations

Affiliations/innocents are mechanics in Armed Disease Control.

It is a mechanic of how the PvP system and EXP loss works in the game. Such as, security shooting a doctor, or raiders shooting outsiders.

According to the Discord's FAQ page, this is how the PVP system works:

Team A: Security and Officers

Team B: Raiders

Innocents: Outsiders and Doctors

Attacking members of the opposing team is rewarded. Attacking innocents is punished. Friendly fire is punished.

Security's Grief stats: Attacking Outsiders (unless trespassing) generates a stat called grief. Your grief decays with play time. Too much grief will temporarily ban you from Security / Officer. Use of force should be minimal.
John Pearce

**John Len Ruela Adamo Pearce** is an Australian dancer and singer best known as a member of the <a href="./Justice%20Crew" rel="mw:WikiLink">Justice Crew</a> and also <a href="./The%20Wiggles" rel="mw:WikiLink">The Wiggles</a>.

Pearce was a member of Justice Crew when the group came to prominence winning the 2010 season of <a href="./Australia's%20Got%20Talent" rel="mw:WikiLink">Australia's Got Talent</a>. During his time with the group, they released two ARIA Chart-topping songs and two further top ten singles, and earned eight <a href="./ARIA%20Music%20Awards" rel="mw:WikiLink">ARIA Award</a> nominations.

Pearce also worked as a personal trainer and appeared in the 2017 season of <a href="./Australian%20Ninja%20Warrior" rel="mw:WikiLink">Australian Ninja Warrior</a>.

In 2021, Pearce joined The Wiggles in the group's expansion from four to eight performers. In The Wiggles, 'Big Strong John' wears a purple skivvy, and has an interest in health and exercise. Pearce's television debut for The Wiggles was in the Fruit Salad TV <a href="./YouTube" rel="mw:WikiLink">YouTube</a> series, and in 2022 embarked on the national Australian 'Fruit Salad TV' Big Show' arena tour with the band.
Levelling System

The levelling system is a mechanic in Armed Disease Control.

Levels give your character certain perks and teams, and unlock new weapons for combative teams as well.

Below are a lists of certain team/tools that you will unlock at a certain level:

* Level 5: Doctor Team
* Level 9: Medkit tool on Doctor
* Level 10: Security Team
* Level 11: Glock-17 on Security
* Level 12: G36C on Security
* Level 13: Spas 12 on Security
* Level 15: M249 on Security / Scanner tool on Doctor / Yellow Band For Security (Commander/Officer Level = Yellow Band)
* Level 20: Officer Team
	+ 20a: Ability to use respirator stands around the facility on any team.
* Level 100: Access to decontamination 2 door (current, bound to change)
Cymo Laboratories

Founded by a group of Serton scientists, Cymo Laboratories creates products with the Serton biology in mind. While this means most of their products are excluded to a more general audience, some, such as Cymo’s incredibly popular bot models, are used on a wider scale. Cymo’s bot models are its most famous creations; made in the model of Serton biology, Cymo bots utilize rolling to move. This, their small size, and magnetic coupling makes the bot models agile and maneuverable, effective for use in combat or industrial environments. Despite their insistence on other products besides the bots, Cymo has readily increased their focus on the models, even collaborating in the Tivetan V project with other bot production companies.
Raider

*"Play as a Raider and wreak havoc upon those who have mistreated your people for so long."* -Game Description

Raider is a team in Armed Disease Control.

Their primary objective is to kill any security and officers, and simply raid the facility.

Raiders spawn with a SCAR-L, Glock-17, and a Smoke Grenade.

Gamepass costs 470 robux.

The goal is to turn the generators off, and overall cause havoc within the facility. Kill security, but not Patients or Doctors because they are considered “innocent” and will increase your grief level. The only time this team is obtainable for free is when someone buys the Raider Event which makes it free to join for 10 minutes.
Emma Watkins

Emma Olivia Watkins (born 21 September 1989) is an Australian singer, actress, and dancer, best known as a former member of the children's group the Wiggles. She debuted her own children's entertainment character, Emma Memma, in 2022; an accompanying television series entitled Emma Memma: Sing. Dance. Sign. is in development.