12/01: "10:01:11 AM" (Non-Canon)

***12/01 "10:01:11 AM"*** Is a non-canonical story appearing inside *the Rage Knights: Red God* universe.

## Story

Damon Bradley and Midlore West-Stein the Rage and Karma Gods respectively sit across from one another inside the kingdom of Dear Franks Coffee Co. where they try to enjoy a peaceful day uninterrupted from the Diseased or their workplaces, however its soon interrupted when the coffee shop is attacked by Lurkers and Gossip Kings which invade the shopping center's area following an insurgence from a black magic user. Bradley and West-Stein get up to defeat the first wave of the creatures, with Ragorias drawing the conclusion that the magic originated from a castle obscured in the clouds watching the morning sun. Based on this alone, Damon and Midlore fly towards the skies, searching for the claims of a floating castle among the clouds. However upon reaching it, they discover a gigantic Wraith-Infested Barista Hydra which *guards* the fortress. The creature wards off Bradley and West-Stein's attacks, swatting at them while using Mean People's Breath and Petrifying Glares. Eventually West-Stein discovers an opening in the creature's trajectory that leads to the castle. With Bradley's Godspeed and West-Stein's drumsticks, the two hurl themselves for the castle at a frightening speed managing to land inside what is known as *the Franks Tower of Super Baristas.* When the duo arrives however, they are welcomed by superficial summons: Relentless Unkind Baristas. The group battles the Gods of Rage and Karma, with Bradley using forcefields to repel them. The group gradually becomes stronger, especially after insulting, laughing and discouraging the success of Bradley and West-Stien.

To escape the insults and the summons' power, Bradley grabs West-Stein and escapes into the Tower of Super Baristas where they find a gigantic superstore-sized coffee shop. This Tower is much larger than any ordinary coffee shop they've been in, with its appearance resembling that of High Heaven Council's city. Bradley, West-Stein and even Ragorias lounge before long, they're served a cup of coffee by Arigold. Confused and on-edge by her sudden appearance, a standoffish Bradley, West-Stein and Ragorias question her with Arigold stating she was kidnaped by the relentless unkind baristas. The trio try to solve the reason why Arigold was taken until the Tower is attacked by the Barista Hydra which blows a flamethrower through the building, damaging espresso machines bursting black coffee across the tower. Damon and Midlore take Arigold and flee to the upper levels of Franks Tower with the Barista Hydra hot on pursuit. Bradley blasts a Rage Destruction Wave into the creature but this only enrages it enough to spit out more Unkind Baristas such as Bri-Batter the University Lolita. This unkind barista freaks out Arigold and West-Stein, resulting in the three exchanging blows with one another and ultimately sabotaging Bradley and company's escape. They soon-after land on the tenth and final floor of the tower –– The *roofs*. Ragorias tries to keep watch over the Barista Hydra and its return while Bradley goes after Bri-Batter to save West-Stein and Arigold. Despite her appearance, powers and quirky, offensive humor based on picking on Bradley and Midlore's appearance as well as Arigold's entire life, Bri-Batter goes down when she accidentally tries to use her own quirky bombs meant to *turn others into women named Brianna,* and instead launches it into the Barista Hydra's mouth, causing it to explode. In its death, the creature spits up its last round of Unkind Baristas, however this lot is much younger and ill-prepared to be baristas with some being inexperienced cashiers. The group becomes astonished by the change in quality, believing the Baristas don't have what it takes to be superficially cruel and make fun of other's appearances/heights and other genetic characteristics bullies are known for to hide their own insecurities. Bri-Batter tries to teach the forth-coming Baristas how to insult and make others feel bad but this fails when one reveals she actually loves the things that makes Bradley, West-Stein and Ragorias different. An angry Bri-Batter aims her gun-like Baseball Bat, Symphony of Rudeness in Dmi7 on Arigold but her attack is repelled by Bradley. The blast ricochets and bursts out more superficial summons of Relentless Unkind Baristas whom prepare another assault under Bri-Batter's command. Ragorias reappears and thwarts many of them, even causing Bri-Batter to lose her footing and cause her topple off the tower. She's dismissed soon-after but the battle doesn't end when the group discovers the Unkind Barista's dark life force energy had merged together. After interacting with so many unfriendly baristas for the last couple hours, Bradley and West-Stein approach a blob-like entity formed of black coffee. *Tra C. Kee,* of the Unkind Baristas and Hydra*.* Midlore makes a direct attack on her, assuming she's just *another summon.* However Tra C. Kee proves to be a formidable opponent whom defeats Midlore and Ragorias with Perception Magic and Sends Damon Bradley to a "mall" dedicated to unfriendly people. She tries to convince Arigold to join her in making fun of "ugly" people with various tactics and gags however she refuses and mentions how she doesn't like making fun of people's looks and getting a kick out of negativity directed at strangers. Tra C. Kee then flips the switch on an espresso machine that ignites with a surge of black coffee that blows up the room. Tra C. Kee destroys the tower's interiors, chasing down Arigold whom becomes imprisoned in a bubble of Black Coffee Water which Tra C. Kee threatens will *kill* her if she doesn't decide to join her side. Still Arigold denies as a Barista Hydra resurfaces with Lurkers and the espresso-machine like *Mean-Girl Brewers.* As Arigold tries to accept her fate, she's saved miraculously by Damon Bradley whom returns from the "Mall". Tra C. Kee angrily attacks Bradley with her Hydra and Mean-Girl Brewers, but they're destroyed by Ragorias and Midlore's combined Inverted Red and Oak 5B scythe attacks. Each attack promptly kills the Diseased as Bradley launches an experimental white magic rune into the Hydra's body. Tra C. Kee makes one final leap at Bradley but in the process he uses a specialized Deformity Nuke that *ruins her face.* Boiled up and scalding, Tra C. Kee believes she's "hideous" as hot steam rolls from her skin and she comes at Bradley and Arigold swinging. As the steam gradually builds, Bradley mentions how this Deformity Nuke is different than others. It's based on the number of unfriendly people + more and granted the Frank Tower's excess supply of coffee water, this would also hinder any whom continuously make fun of others if they enjoy coffee or work around coffee. Thus Tra C. Kee was being *evaporated* by fumes of smoke that ironically came from what she enjoyed, *coffee.* Tra C. Kee took one final swipe at Arigold before completely dissolving into a puddle of black coffee. Arigold watched on in surprise and turned to the two best friends, but Damon Bradley and Midlore West-Stein were already walking away as the Midday sun began to shine down over them. Ragorias simply watched the tower from below, asking himself and Arigold, "what was the time?"

## Disclaimer

*To whom this may concern, the characters in their entirety, while they borrow inspiration from events, ideas, themes and other sources from the original author's life, are incredibly different and fictional entities inside the Rage Knights Red God and under no circumstance are they expressing a real person's actual views, ideologies, names and likeness to cause harm or defame them. The Rage Knights Red God is a work of fiction and for solely entertainment and educational purposes. Please note, the series does not represent events that have happened, nor events to come. Nor does it condone or promote the very human evils the series is meant to advocate against.*