Life Coach

**Video:**
1:00:16

**Video:**
2021-08-31 17-45-36.mp4

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## Episode Summary

**Audio:**

We watched some videos from our favorite influencer and organizer and motivational speaker Jay Shetty!

**Video:**

We watched some videos from our favorite (?) influencer and actor motivator Jay Shetty.

## Notable Events

* Josiah and Drew listened to a video called "Life coach background music / no copyright Life Coach music" in the background while talking over it.
* Life Hell Coaching
* Josiah and Drew watched several videos by Jay Shetty. They watched the following videos:
	+ "Before You Gossip, Watch This" about how Jay Shetty warns that gossiping and complaining create negativity in your life and the lives of those around you.
	+ "Daughter Ashamed of Dad, Watch What Happens Next | Jay Shetty" about how it's never worth putting someone else down in an attempt to build yourself up or find validation from your peers.
	+ "Woman Accused of Being a Gold Digger, Watch What Happens Next" about how striving to avoid conflict and be a peacekeeper can be a good thing, especially if it helps you avoid unnecessary drama.
	+ "If Harley Quinn Had A Relationship COACH! | Jay Shetty" about Jay Shetty's role in *Suicide Squad*.
	+ "Jay’s BEST ADVICE on Finding Inner Power to SPIDER-MAN | Tom Holland (PARODY)" about how even Spider-Man needs motivation.
	+ "Woman Ghosts Boyfriend, Watch What Happens Next | Jay Shetty" about how when someone ghosts you they may think they're avoiding the pain or the guilt of the breakup.
	+ "Woman Ditches Friend For Boyfriend, Watch What Happens Next | Jay Shetty" about knowing that anyone who truly has your best interest at heart, whether that's a partner, friend or parent, will not try to change your personality or the things about yourself that you love.
	+ "Woman Manipulated by Best Friend, Watch What Happens Next" about how, in a sense, a friend is someone you've made a pact with to support one another.
	+ "Know When It's Time To QUIT YOUR JOB... | Jay Shetty" about interns.
* Drew revealed that everybody talks and gossips about Josiah behind his back, though Drew protects him. In turn, Josiah revealed that when he is behind Drew's back, he spends his time fashioning a blade.
* Josiah and Drew discussed the fact that they were both considering ghosting each other.

## Notable Quotes

### Josiah

* "We're livin' la vida 'coacha' today."
* [In response to Drew calling Josiah the royal pain in his ass] "Well, here's the - speaking of 'royal pain in the ass', I still th- I wanna just - wanna say right now that I still think Food Baby was a good idea."
* "You don't need to constantly criticize me, OK?"
* [On the topic of a person named Alex yelling at somebody] "Yeah, Alex Press."
* [In reference to Alex Press's magazine Jacobin Magazine, as well as her status as an alleged Karen] "They should change the name of the magazine to 'Karenin' Magazine."
* "Get away from me, you nasty, filthy man."
* "Only the daughter of a janitor would mention a trash bag."
* "I think you should leave."
* "People don't believe in neck braces."
* "I wish uh Dr. Ray was in this video instead."
* "OK, hang on. I do have a theory that this actor does not know how to play guitar, cause I think he's more of a himbo type."
* "Hm, I'm considering ghosting someone."
* "He admit it."
* "You're saying he - she admit it? Stinky?"
* "I guess the one thing is we d- sometimes we don't know when it's time to quit, and I don't know if I just mean the episode or the entire podcast."
* "She's an intern! Not really a job."
* "You should work for a company that un- has understanding of your emotions."
* [On the topic of investing your time wisely] "That's why I spend most of my week doing Globe Hell Warning. Despite one employee's toxic behavior."

### Drew

* "We do need help. We do need help. And by 'we', I mean the royal you, the royal pain in my ass: you, Josiah."
* "Oh my God, he admit it."
* [In response to Josiah saying he wished the video they were watching had Dr. Ray from the 'English conversation' series of videos] "Or - Dr. Ray, or the other doctor. What's the other doctor - Dr. -? I can't remember his name. But he was very cool!"
	+ Note: Drew was likely referring to Doctor Chip.
* "Oh my God, she admit it."
* "You're saying I think you should leave?"
* "Don't be a perv."
* [In response to Josiah saying you should work for a company that has understanding of your emotions] "And you should have a strong man behind ya."
* "If uhh HR gets word of this, you're gonna be gone by the afternoon, Josiah."

## Trivia

* This episode has two notably different episode titles between its audio and video formats. The audio version is titled "Life Coach Audio", while the video version is titled "Life Coach Video".
	+ Note: The title used for this Globe Hell Warning Wiki page was chosen for its greater degree of clarity.
* This is the second non-Cameo episode of the show to be released with no official episode art, after The Toilet Tapes 3: Owen from OCC Plumbing & Restorations; the episode art displayed here is a screenshot similar to what was done for the monthly Cameos before they became feature films.
* This episode has different Episode Descriptions between its audio and video formats, as shown above.