ARGH! Pirate battle!

*ARGH! Pirate Battle!* is the third episode of Among Us Heroes.

## Plot

An evil pirate tries to destroy the islands, so the heroes have to stop him.

## Cast

* Grapploct
* Soldier
* Fall
* Miau
* BFBQ
* Jasmine
* FriendlyGrim (debut)
* Pirate (debut)
* Flamingo (debut)
* Ria (debut)
* Paige (debut)
* Owner of the dock (debut)

## Trivia

* Pirate, Flamingo and Ria are characters from GameToons.
* This is the first appearence of Paige in a series.
* During the fight scenes, each hero was fighting against a pirate member of their same color (except BFBQ and FriendlyGrim).
	+ Grapploct vs Flamingo (purple).
	+ Soldier vs Ria (lime).
	+ Fall vs Paige (blue).
	+ Miau vs Pirate (black).

## Script

*the gang is walking on a dock*

Jasmine: Thanks for joining me, I promise the sushi here is delicious.

Fall: I hope so, the last time we went to a seafood restaurant we ended up in the hospital and woke up with chocolate.

Soldier: Yes, I think I'd better refuse.

Jasmine: Oh please guys, I promise this one will be different.

Grapploct: Jasmine's right, you can't judge it without trying it first. Life is about trying new things and if you don't-

*some time later*

*everyone throwing up except Jasmine*

Soldier: I knew I shouldn't have that sushi.

Jasmine: I'm sorry, I thought you guys would like it. I guess sushi is not for everyone.

Miau: I feel like I'm going to die.

*boat noise*

BFBQ: I already feel the noise of my guts fighting against my heart... Guts are winning.

Soldier: Wait what is that? \*points at a boat\*

FriendlyGrim at the head of a ship: Ahoy comrades. I come here to stay with your lands.

BFBQ: Does this guy want to stay with the dock?

Owner of the place: Where are the papers?

FriendlyGrim: What papers? We are pirates, what we want we take. Now leave the area sailors!

Jasmine: Who does this guy think he is? Take the whole dock just because he wants it? Who does that?

Grapploct: We have to stop him.

Soldier: Come on.

*they run forward of the ship*

FriendlyGrim: And don't pack anything because it can be a treasure to me, except toothbrushes, keep those.

Miau: Hey fool, you can't take the dock.

FriendlyGrim: And why not?

Soldier: Because we won't let you, bread brain.

Ria: More respect to Captain Grim, maggots, you don't know what he can do.

Fall: And you don't know what WE can do.

*Miau pushes the ship far away with magic*

Miau: Done, problem solved.

Soldier: Are you kidding me? They will obviously return.

Jasmine: What are you going to do?

Grapploct: We will stop them.

Jasmine: Be careful.

[on the ship]

Flamingo: These guys will return, captain, what are we going to do?

FriendlyGrim: Pfft I'm not afraid of some freshwater sailors, we can defeat them off in 10 seconds.

Grapploct: Don't be so sure captain.

*the gang arrives flying with balloons from BFBQ*

Pirate: ARGH what should we do with them captain?

FriendlyGrim: Finish them off. And stop the fake pirate accent, you make us look like fools.

Pirate: I'm sorry sir.

Grapploct: Come on, we can take on some fake pirates.

*they draw their weapons*

BFBQ: Wait!

*they start to fight*

*Grapploct tries to attack Flamingo with his spear but Flamingo throws it into the water with his sword and then Grapploct*

Flamingo: Easy.

*Soldier throws a grenade at Ria but she avoids it with a shovel and falls in front of Soldier and throws him into the water*

Paige: I'm scared captain.

FriendlyGrim: Don't be a coward, sailor.

Fall: He's right sailor. \*shoots an eye ray at Paige\*

*Paige gets scared and covers herself with a tray and the ray bounces back towards Fall*

FriendlyGrim: You impress me mate \*throws Fall into the water\*

Miau: Give up before I do something to you.

Pirate: ARGH how do you think you can beat me?

FriendlyGrim: She could beat you, fake pirate. Leave it to me.

Pirate: But I can, sir.

FriendlyGrim: Of course not, fishhead, you couldn't even handle this ship.

Miau: This is awkward.

FriendlyGrim: It'll be more awkward when I gouge your eyes out.

*Miau does magic and takes out their swords*

Pirate: ARGH do you think that can stop us? \*throws a broom at Miau\*

Miau: Ouch, hey!

*FriendlyGrim ties Miau up and throws her into the water*

FriendlyGrim: I did it.

Pirate: Haha we did it sir.

FriendlyGrim: Haha I did it.

Flamingo: What do we do with this, sir?

BFBQ: I throw me by myself \*jumps into the water\*

Soldier: I can't believe we lost to mediocre pirates.

Fall: Now what do we do? they are too strong.

BFBQ: No, they aren't, you guys are fighting bad.

Miau: What are you talking about?

BFBQ: You guys are fighting your own way.

Soldier: And?

BFBQ: And? You can't beat pirates that way, they can only be beaten THEIR way, the pirate way.

Grapploct: Well, we have nothing to lose by trying.

Fall: I agree.

Soldier: Me too.

BFBQ: Let's do it.

Everyone: \*join their hands\* Ahoy!

[On the ship]

FriendlyGrim: Ahead sailors, the treasure is near!

Soldier: The only treasure you'll have is my sword, you scoundrel!

FriendlyGrim: You don't give up, right?

Fall: A pirate never gives up.

BFBQ: It's time, forward pirates!

*start pirate music*

Grapploct fighting Flamingo: Surrender comrade, you can't beat me.

Flamingo: Think again, sailor \*breaks a rope with his sword and a bunch of barrels roll\*

*Grapploct gets stuck in a barrel*

Ria fighting Soldier: You're not a real pirate, abandon ship!

Soldier: Neither do you and you're still here, right you scoundrel?

Ria: How dare you?!

*they start fighting hard*

Paige: AAAAAAAA

Fall following Paige: Don't be afraid sailor, my sword is not sharp.

Paige: Really?

Fall: Uh no \*walks over to Paige\*

*Paige screams very loud*

FallSonicBot: AAAA MY EARS

FriendlyGrim fighting BFBQ: It's time to say goodbye! those islands will be mine!

BFBQ: I will never let you take them.

FriendlyGrim: Ha! as if you were able to stop me! Soon I'll get the dock, and then your lands! So I can keep your delicious sushi all for me, yum.

BFBQ: Wait, you do all this for sushi? Well keep it, I don't really care.

Pirate fighting Miau: ARGH Surrender comrade! I could beat you even with my eyes closed.

FriendlyGrim: Don't make me laugh, sailor, you can barely point your sword at your opponents.

Pirate: ARGH I think I can beat him, captain.

FriendlyGrim: You don't even know what a real pirate accent sounds like, that's why I took the captain's position from you, you're a dumb and incapable fake pirate!

BFBQ: Hey, I'm still here.

FriendlyGrim: You won't be for long \*takes his sword away and takes him to the plank\*

Miau: BFBQ!

BFBQ: Uhhh this is very unoriginal D:

FriendlyGrim: It's time to jump on the plank! you don't belong here!

Pirate behind FriendlyGrim: The only one who doesn't belong here is you!

FriendlyGrim: What?!

Miau and BFBQ: Huh?

Pirate: Time to end this.

FriendlyGrim: Back off sailor, I'm your captain.

Pirate: Not anymore \*takes out the sword from his hands\* say goodbye! \*throws him into the water\*

Flamingo: Cool!

BFBQ and Miau: Wow.

Pirate: And you!

Both: AAH

Pirate: We'll take you home... if you give us some of your sushi.

[On the dock at sunset]

Jasmine after giving them a plate of sushi: And? you like it?

Ria: It's delicious!

Jasmine: I'm glad someone else enjoys it!

Soldier: I still don't understand how they can like that thing.

Fall: Me neither.

Miau: Neither do I.

BFBQ: Neither do I.

Pirate leaving with his crew: ARGH see you soon sailors, we will meet again.

The heroes and Jasmine: Ahoy!

Pirates: Ahoy!

*the ship leaves*

[in the middle of the sea at night]

FriendlyGrim: My crew may have abandoned me, but I'm better than them, they're probably starving right now \*tries to kill a fish with his sword\*

*The fish' mother appears (a shark)*

FriendlyGrim: Uhhhh... back off sea creature! \*points his sword at her\* \*swims fast screaming and the shark chases him\*