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Team Calibur

> "This team is dedicated to two very important things. Style and disrespect. If you can't win with a bit of style, then what’s the point in winning? You gotta make it flashy, even if it screws you over in the end."
>
> CPU Kerfuffle: The Lore

## Team Calibur

#### **Members**

* Dantoinette
* Korioni
* Captain Quadratic
* Gamecube Controller
* Recon Riley
* Crimsonaut
* Jolyne
* Kanduka
* Monday Mark
* Cobalt
* Peppermint

#### **Ex-Members**

* Google
* Sephiroth
* Doctor Order
* Captain Valentine (former Captain)

#### **Notes**

* Team Calibur used to be known as Team Crimson, but rebranded after Dantoinette eradicated the Crimson.
* Team Calibur's name is a reference to the Soul Calibur franchise (likely the sole calibur it's referencing), one which is highly connected to Dantoinette.
* Dantoinette beat Cobalt for the captain position when Valentine left for Charm, but chose not to take the spot and instead passed it down to Johannsen.
* Category:Team Calibur also displays all current members of Team Calibur.
Watch Monkey

> "I'm too hyperactive on crack cocaine I ain't going to sleep."
>
> Watch Monkey

**Watch Monkey** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Diddy Kong. He is one of the monkeys from Monkey Watch. As of CPU Kerfuffle 25, he can no longer speak and now makes monkey noises. However, he can still say the word "Gilgamesh".

## Notes

* Man I love Monkey Watch.
* According to Ryan, Watch Monkey may be a writer for WatchMojo.
* Watch Monkey can unhinge his jaw and play Monkey Watch from it.

1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBIg7LEHs-0&t=1s
TRAINER OF JUSTICE

Himbo (title)

Thembo (title)
Matrimony Knight (husband)

**TRAINER OF JUSTICE** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle, represented by Pokemon Trainer. He made his first appearance in CPU Kerfuffle 22. He joined Team Chonk on accident, and is trying to hunt down Team Aqua.

TRAINER OF JUSTICE's actual name is Taylor, but he prefers his full title. He's genderfluid.

When he loses the tournament, TRAINER is mugged by Machiavelli and Mach 2. Seachu comes to his aid, but it isn't enough. Fortunately, TRAINER spent all his money on potions and vinyls of Africa by Toto, so the Mach duo just beats him up and leaves.

## Story

TRAINER is undercover in Team Aqua, although he does blatantly announce this fact.

## Notes

* **TRAINER OF JUSTICE** can trans their gender. This is just a thing that can happen. Don't worry about them being a genderfluid icon.
* **TRAINER OF JUSTICE is** not Looker nor the SpongeBob Announcer, we swear.

1. ↑ https://cdn2.bulbagarden.net/upload/e/e4/Platinum\_Looker.png
2. ↑ https://www.models-resource.com/resources/big\_icons/5/4694.png
The Good Ass Showdown

**The Good Ass Showdown** was a level 9 CPU Tournament hosted by ChongoShow. Although it bore a different name and wasn't properly archived, but, it having a similar format to and having several returning characters from CPU Kerfuffle, it is considered a prequel.

## Characters

Most characters in TGAS have less than two sentences written about them. Thus, most Prequel fighters will be listed here to avoid cluttering up the Wiki.

Characters from the Good Ass Showdown with their own pages:

* Big The Cat
* Bowsette
* Big Yopper
* Piss Yoshi
* Kickass

## Todd Howard

### Skin

Skin 3

1. ↑  https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ArmtCeJsgkV5Dg5ozbVfFF227GWcKwE8WcjahIMPZe8/edit*[NOTE: I looked for the VOD and I think I deleted it a while back to make space on my C Drive :(]*
Therapuppy

**Therapuppy**, also known as "Your neighbor's little dog", is a character in CPU Kerfuffle. She is represented by Isabelle. As her name implies, Therapuppy is a therapist.

## Relationships

Plum K. Rool: Therapuppy was the one to calm Plum when he became enraged, and fought with him against Captain Valentine and Johanssen. She appears to be good friends with him.
Swing

**Swing** is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Diddy Kong. Swing isn't a talking monkey, he's just a normal monkey but Pink Donkey Kong Senior can translate for him. It's known that he says nonsense on purpose to confuse Captain Valentine during introductions.

Swing was launched into space when he was 3-stocked by Jon Arbuckle. He's okay, though, and unharmed.

## Story

Swing is also known as the "Swing King." He was picked up by the Red Kraken due to his name and his phenomenal branch-swinging abilities.
The Grunk

CPU Kerfuffle 11 (*3rd place*)
CPU Kerfuffle 15 (1st place)

CPU Kerfuffle 20 (*Non-participant*)

CPU Kerfuffle 21 (*Exhibitions*)
CPU Kerfuffle 23 (2nd)
CPU Kerfuffle G4 (cutscene)
CPU Kerfuffle 27

> "THE FUCK YOU TALKN' ABOUT? LET'S GOOOOOO**!**"
>
> The Grunk, to ICEE when offered a synthetic spirit.

**The Grunk** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle. He has a negative history with Crimson, having even been murdered by it, but was brought back to life by Home MD. He is represented by Bowser.

Grunk appears in CPU Kerfuffle 20 to aid ICEE in a battle against Subzero Amalgam and My Grunk, seemingly out of desire to get rid of the "faker" Grunk. Grunk refuses to use a spirit, and still absolutely wrecks shop.

## Relationships

Grunk Jr: The Grunk loves his son and is proud of his appearance in Kerfuffle.

Bling Bling Boy: DOESN'T LIKE, WILL KILL IF HE CAN. ***UPDATE: THE GRUNK DID IT, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!***

## Notes

* The Grunk and Jay have both been killed by the Crimson and revived by Home MD.
* The Grunk is 100% "that's my boy" for his son Grunk Jr, and is waiting in the car during CPU Kerfuffle 21 cheering him on.
* There is speculation as of CPU Kerfuffle 21 that The Grunk was brought back to life by an episode of Johnny Test, how Jay was revived when they still haven't seen Johnathan Test is unknown.
Zzzzzzzzzzzz

> "Bro this shit is so fucking edgy that I thought you were an IKEA table."
>
> Zzzzzzzzzzzz

**Zzzzzzzzzzzz** is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Jigglypuff. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz, or Z's, is a friend to Jimbo and helped get him out of the depths of his emo phase. Z's usually plays slow, but when she decides to pull out all the stops, she can go on a speedy offensive to destroy her opponents.
Team Clutch

> "A team dedicated to fighting hard and being the very best. Many fighters who wish to simply improve themselves sometimes take a brief membership to this team before furthering some other goal, but others may stay here because they want nothing more than to be the best fighter in the world, and Team Clutch can lead you down that pathway."
>
> CPU Kerfuffle: The Lore

## Team Clutch

#### **Members**

* In-Cena-Roar
* Light Pit
* NaClmore
* Star Platinum
* Elphabuff
* Alabaster Uppercut
* Golden Spiral
* Tall Lycanroc
* Jacob
* Machiavelli
* Mach 2
* Bing
* Google
* Danthony
* Piss Yoshi
* Juniper Uppercut
* Discord Jack
* Joe Drift

#### **Captain**

* Sword Goku

**Ex-Members**

* Big Yopper (ex-captain)

**Notes**

* Team Clutch, like Team Charm and Team Craken, has yet to win a championship.
* Category:Team Clutch also displays all current members of Team Clutch.
Buddy Rogers

**Herrman Gustav Rohde Jr.** (February 20, 1921 – June 26, 1992), better known by the ring name **Buddy Rogers**, was an American professional wrestler and one of the biggest wrestling stars in the beginning of the television era. His performances inspired generations of professional wrestlers, such as Butch Reed during his "Natural" phase, and the "Nature Boy" Ric Flair, who used Rogers' nickname, as well as his look, attitude and finishing hold, the Figure-four leglock. He was a two-time world champion, holding the championship in both the NWA and the WWWF, today known as WWE, and is one of the only three wrestlers in history to hold both titles, with the other two being Ric Flair And AJ Styles
Team Cones

> "This team is dedicated to complete and utter chaos wherever it can get away with it. Sometimes the chaos can be used to dismantle whoever is the current champion, other times it can be used just to have a good time, but regardless, it’s nothing but pure chaos."
>
> CPU Kerfuffle: The Lore

## Team Cones

#### **Members**

* Dadondorf
* Zapmouse
* Wild Gremlin
* Larry
* Powerfrog
* Elijah Wood
* The Guy
* Sax Jack
* Hackerman J0hn
* Genfour
* The Prismatic Shadow
* Wayward Compass
* Internet Explorer
* Chartreuse
* Hetsu and the Swankies
* Pizza Party
* Denny's
* Blue Raspberry
* Beth Esda

#### **Notes**

* Each member of the Discord server has been offered a membership to Team Cones, despite there being no known requirements to join
* Category:Team Cones also displays all current members of Team Cones.
UPS Founder

> "Is UPS Founder about to shut down ICEE's business?"
>
> Ryan Chongoshow

**UPS Founder** is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle represented by Terry. As the name suggests, he founded UPS in the year of Nineteen Ought Seven. He joined to expand his business through the tournament.

## Trivia

* In the Super Smashup Kerfuffle video, UPS Founder appears with an unusually zoomed in render; this is due to Ryan having difficulty finding a normal render of his skin to use (such as the one featured on this page). This makes UPS Founder the Biggest Terry in Kerfuffle.

## Notes

1. ↑ Super Smashup Kerfuffle Behind The Scenes And Bluefire! @1:58:36
T.O.M.

> "Ah, but that's gonna bring him down to the abyss!"
>
> Ryan Chongoshow witnessing T.O.M.'s cruelty against one of the Slush Climbers.

Two White Kirbys entered the 6th CPU Kerfuffle, known as Take On Me Kirby and Marshmallow. Unable to determine an entrant between the two, they were told “Listen, only one of you can make it in, so figure it out.” They did figure it out, opting to fuse with one another to create Take On Marshmallow (soon shortened to “T.O.M.”)

This fusion increased their abilities, however made them incredibly volatile, more susceptible to misinputs as two beings try to control one body. This volatility also led to the fusion creating a personality of its own, hungry to make itself more than simply two Kirbys. Fortunately, before T.O.M. could assimilate any other competitors, he was knocked out of the tournament, where the two separated. Take On Me Kirby remained to claim the prize while Marshmallow sat from the sidelines.
Team Chonk

> "Big Lads Reporting in. If you’re Big and Chonky, then this is absolutely the team for you! This team takes pride in its absolute MASS, and uses that mass to the best of its ability, showing up to the tournament just to throw their weight around to victory because, really, it’s just awesome."
>
> CPU Kerfuffle: The Lore

## Team Chonk

#### **Members**

* Diowser
* Lord Richard Cornelius Faversham III Esq. PhD. MD. DDD.
* The Grunk
* Grape Ape
* Seachu
* Mario From Super Mario
* Gordo's Revenge
* Plum K. Rool
* Pink Donkey Kong Senior
* Grunk Jr
* TRAINER OF JUSTICE
* Painguin
* Giorno Giokoopa

#### **Notes**

* Category:Team Chonk also displays all current members of Team Chonk.
Captain Valentine

* Regular
* Posesssed

CPU Kerfuffle 11 (1st)
CPU Kerfuffle 17
CPU Kerfuffle 20 (2nd)
CPU Kerfuffle 23 (*Cutscene*)
CPU Kerfuffle 24 (cutscene)
CPU Kerfuffle 25 (cutscene)
CPU Kerfuffle G4 (cutscene)
CPU Kerfuffle 26
CPU Kerfuffle 30 (1st)

> "It's not about winning, it's about making a statement and these two are writing a fucking novel right now."
>
> Comona, about Captain Valentine and Hamburger Helper

**Captain Valentine**, known while possessed as **Captain Crimson**, is a character in CPU Kerfuffle. He is represented by Captain Falcon and stands out as a crowd favorite, even among other popular fighters. He is the current captain of Team Calibur.

## Story

Captain Valentine fights for love, and passes out valentines to other fighters (such as Visible Man) to encourage them to follow love. He is one of CPUK's biggest faces, and serves as one of the closest things CPUK has to a protagonist. Valentine is known for two things, style and hubris, both of which led to his downfall and his turn to the dark side as Captain Crimson after being possessed by Crimson, due to losing to Hamburger Helper. Dantoinette eventually freed him, before leaving the universe with an incredibly strong rat in her place, this rat proceeded to beat Captain Valentine but he became champion soon after. After a long reign, interrupted by Gordo's Revenge and a coup by Doctor Order and her clone of him named Captain Quadratic, he helped lead a revolution in CPU Kerfuffle 20.

## In Battle

Many of Valentine's moves are named! One such move is his knee attack being dubbed "Head over Heels" by the audience and adopted by the commentators.

## Trivia

* Captain Valentine's in-game tag is "Captain <3".
* Captain Valentine is an ordained minister. He officiated Princess Remedy and Visible Man's wedding in CPU Kerfuffle 8.
* Captain Valentine's full name is Desmond F. Valentine.
* Valentine hasn't played Skyrim.
* Dantoinette taught Captain Valentine how to speak rat.
* Valentine, as revealed in CPU Kerfuffle 25, was meant to be a member of Team Charm before he became Captain Crimson.
Team Craken

> "Disappointed at the necessity for every team to start with “C”, Team Cracken is formed as an extension of the pirate crew known as the Red Kraken, welcoming all members or friends of members as they take part in this tournament."
>
> CPU Kerfuffle: The Lore

## Team Craken

#### **Members**

* Patch-Man
* Corn on the Cob
* Visible Man
* Duke Salad
* Twist
* Whip
* Folk
* Cha Cha Real Smooth
* Swing
* Danthony
* Dougie
* Square Dance

#### **Notes**

* Team Craken is based on Ryan's OC pirate crew, the Red Kraken. Thus far, the only canon Red Kraken characters to appear in CPU Kerfuffle are Twist and Dougie.
* Team Craken, like Team Charm and Team Clutch, has yet to win a championship.
* When playing on a stage while Monkey Watch is playing, all members of Team Craken have a power boost.
* Category:Team Craken also displays all current members of Team Craken.
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Fall Men

Fall men is a video game that was created in AC or after the Child Collector died. The child collector now back wanted to expand his reach so he got some of his guys in the Hellfire Mercenaries Group to create a game show and video game to appeal to kids and families. The game at first was kinda garbage and no one played it but after the child collector took over the world people started playing it and watching the game show fall men. In the game and game show kids that were captured by the child collector or kids donated by families or even kids participating at there own will would have to complete a series of obstacle courses or mind games. These games were very cruel and painful. Hammers and logs with dirty nails in them would smash into the kids knocking them over and sometimes sticking them to the hammer or log. There was also in some courses a slime that was full decomposing kids or what the game and game show calls them fall men. The slime would cause anyone who fell in to be stuck in place and the slime would slowly break them down until they were nothing but bones. If you lost and you did not make it on time then you would fall into a pit of flames and if you managed to avoid that then you slam onto concrete and would be thrown into child care centers which are run by the child collector of course. If you were playing the video game version then a member of the hellfire mercenaries group or KKK and sometimes even the southern union would come to your house and capture you but most of the time they would just shoot you even if it is against the child collectors rules.

If you won the game show or video game then you would fall into the fire and be incinerated. If you were at home playing the video game version then they come to your house to light you on fire. There was an update on the game and game show though where now if you won you would have a chance at being stuffed and displayed in later games and episodes. Also in the update you would now no longer fall into a pit of flames you would fall into a pit of dead fall men and there would be one big strong fall man that would rape and eat you. The update also added much more obstacles for the fall men as well as much more painful outcomes if hit by and obstacle.
Background

### A quick description of the early history and background of the Pain In The Butts Universe

Initially started in 2018 which would later become a giant inside joke/parody religion, The Pain In The Butts Universe started as an inconspicuous story about "Pain In The Butts" it started as a mostly random series of events revolving around the hero's of the story's "Justice of The Law" and "Go Peep". This story ended up taking hours and hours to tell and was told with enthusiasm but eventually it stopped and everyone involved sort of forgot about it. A couple of inside jokes were made mostly about random characters from a choose your own adventure we made up. The lore of this universe would start to be formed and connected with most of our inside jokes in early 2020, that is when "The McDonalds Incident" took place where we told jokes of a man called the "Child Collector" who would hide inside the play place. Later that day at the car wash we told jokes of "Mr.Parkers Biker Gang" who we mentioned in early jokes but never elaborated on, they would go from car wash to car wash spraying the kids inside with hoses. "Ellie and Nat" would also be made up that day as another soon to be piece of lore.

A few days later we connected the different jokes we had to form the foundation of what would become The Pain In The Butt Universe. Soon after this many other people contributed their ideas to this quick growing lore and while the original Pain In The Butt story's were not a part of the lore quite yet they soon were going to be. By now the main premise was that the many characters were working for the Child Collector to collect kids to make them fight in his house (there is a lot more to a lot of this but this is a quick description). We needed a hero in this story so we would finally introduce the characters from The Pain In The Butts into the story as hero's.

After this an extreme amount of lore (a significant portion was much darker then the original lore) was added into the story as entire nights would be spent discussing the lore and fixing any contradictions in it. As I can not simplify it down into less then 5 paragraphs I will encourage you to explore our index or our Important Things To Note page. As of 2021 we are working on a finale to the lore to end this massive inside joke that had snowballed into the state it is now, all because we made a few jokes with the urge to keep building on them.
Zapmouse

CPU Kerfuffle 20 (*Cutscene*)
CPU Kerfuffle 25 (*?*)

**Zapmouse** is a character in CPU Kerfuffle. He was the product of multiple strange experiments, and swears revenge on both his tormentors and the human race as a whole. He is represented by Pikachu.

Zapmouse fought alongside Sword Goku to take on Machiavelli and Mach 2 in CPU Kerfuffle 20. He used the spirit Unbridled Fury.

CPU Kerfuffle 25 is Monday themed. Zapmouse joined to represent Mad Rat Monday.

## Notes

* The rat language has 620 expletives.

1. ↑ "Off the top of my head, I can say Machi is definitely from Order, along with Zapmouse. Hackerbot J0hn is a maybe."
(https://discord.com/channels/354857622475898881/691846755825745935/796067398838517800)
Urban Legends

The Highway man is A humanoid Creature In a Semi Truck That is based in the Alberta Union.

He looks Like a Grown Man at about the age of 19, He has a beard, and he has red Hair. the semi truck has the words "I run over Kids" on each side of it Spray painted on, the truck also has a lot of wear and tear due to its nature.

he is Seeks for children In the Dawn of day, If he locates a child on the road he will speed up and will attempt to hit the children if he does not hit the child he will appear again at the same place he spotted the child and he will attempted to hit the child again, this process continues until the child is hit, He will go to the point of causing a crash to get more kids on the expired list. If he hits an adult in the process he will bring his hammer and kill the adult survivors.

Once the child or children are hit he will get out of the Truck and check for survivors. If any survivors are located they are thrown into the back of the truck, where they will be tortured Until the child dies once the child is dead he will take the body and throw them out of the truck. Once their body is thrown out of the truck the child is then run over multiple times infusing them into the concrete . The process of running them over again and again happens to the dead ones too until they are infused to the concrete.

The Torture methods include: Cutting and making burgers out of limbs in front of them and then Making them eat the Burgers.

At night the truck will disappear like no one knows where it is. Some think that the truck is giving kids to the Child Collector's forces like the hellfire. Some think he is a ghost and he goes down to hell with the kids to drop them off. Some think that he goes to give them further torture but no one knows

The child collector had a task force of the hellfire try but they disappeared off the face of the planet. No one has ever seen the task force assigned to find the highway man again after they called in that they saw what they thought and many others thought was his semi head into an abandoned factory.
Mr. Parker's Biker Gang

Mr. Parker use to have a biker gang that had 4 members (Mr. Parker, Mr. Taylor, Mr. Martin and Owen) this biker gang was formed because of a deep friendship that started when they all met at TMC school. Times were tough though and they ended up working for the child collector during the B.C era so they could get some money. They would go to car washes and any car with kids in it they would open up and spray the kids inside with car wash hoses. When the kids tried to run they would catch them and deliver them to the child collector and the same thing would happen if they stayed in the car. They would see what the child collector would do to them and so they grew a deep hatred for the child collector and anyone who worked for him. Mr. Parker eventually lost Martin and Taylor to the hellfire mercenaries group when Mr. Parker’s brother Sam Parker took over the hellfire mercenaries group and killed the two members sending the others into hiding. Martin and Taylor would both be brought back in the endgame plot line.
The Town Of Borger king

The town of borger king is mostly controlled by the towns sheriff who believes that all that go to McDonald’s should die in a fire. He believes this so much that he waits at the local McDonald’s to kill anyone who enters. He is extremely corrupt and most of the town is part of the KKK (part of the hellfire too) so he uses this to win court cases by sentencing people however long he feels like (depends on how he is feeling that day). The sheriff will also sometimes send people to the homemade gulag for punishment. Many people in the town not only support him before of his ties to the KKK but also because if he doesn’t feel like solving a case (which is chosen by randomly picking one from a pile and throwing the others out and burning them) he just says lunch break and they all get time off until he feels like working again. He basically runs a dictatorship over this town. After a while if a police case goes on for too long or they just don’t want to do it anymore they just get rid of it no matter how important it is and pick another. This sheriff was one of the sergeants in the hellfire ranks before being demoted after executing a soldier in public because he sweared. This would have been fatal to him because of how random this punishment was (all he did was swear) but the town and the preacher of the town backed him.

He died by getting hit by a borger king delivery truck

A video covering some borger king town propaganda here:
Altis

Altis is a volcanic island with a corrugated and mostly rocky landscape. Scattered throughout the more remote regions of the archipelago are large pine forests and the occasional outcrop of tree groves. A tiny desert also exists north of the village of **Abdera** and is unique for its micro-environment condition.

The length of Altis' coastline extends well over 200 kilometres, with a total of twenty bays that surround it as well. The largest of them, the **Gulf of Pyrgos**, is located in the central sector and partially divides both halves of the island.

Three inland bodies of water, Limni, Ochrolimni, and Almyra also exist. Periodically inundated and flooded in all seasons except for summer, they are entirely saltwater-based. During the summer, the cracked surfaces become completely hard and dry.

The highest point on the island is located at the peak of **Thronos** at the north-western section of Altis (near the abandoned village of Oreokastro). Measured at a height of 350 metres above sea level, the ruins of a castle built by Arabian warlords during the Middle Ages remain on top of it.
The Well of Souls and Soul Keepers

Soul Keepers lore:

The soul keepers are beings that have created wells for each separate earth or dimension. These wells contain every soul that will be created and every soul that will die or has died as well as all time and space for that dimension. The soul keepers can not be killed or die of diseases or even age. The soul keepers can not be bribed or corrupted or influenced. The soul keepers do not influence any events or beings. The soul keepers have simply created a well that contains all of that dimensions life and death and time. The soul keepers do not kill or attack. They exist in almost a pocket dimension where they will stay forever. This pocket dimension can be entered from any of the dimensions that have been created by the but not from any that have not been created by them. There is one being in each dimension that holds the knowledge of the location of where you can enter this pocket dimension. If all of the well of souls are destroyed and all of there dimensions that they have created are wiped from existence then it will be impossible to reach them

Some more info on the well of souls:

Everyone can bring one person back from the dead at the well of souls. You cannot bring any more than one back. If you are brought back from the well of souls then you can bring one person back unless you have already brought someone back. If you try to bring more than one person back EVER then you will be sucked into a place between time and space where it is nothing. Absolute nothingness and you have no body only a mind. You can only think and can not see anything. You are trapped forever in nothingness.
Important Things To Note

This is a sort of FAQ page that answers possible questions which may not have clear answers elsewhere in the wiki, if you have a question leave it in the comments and one of us will answer it on this page:

## The use of the word "The Pain In The Butts":

There are 3 main uses of the word Pain In The Butt each having a very separate meaning, these are The Pain In The Butts Story which is only a part of the lore and focuses around The Pain In The Butts race. The Pain In The Butt race which is either a category of super humans or a different species entirely (it is unclear which it is) also serving as the last name of every Pain In The Butt (such as Go Peep Pain In The Butt, Justice of the Law Pain In The Butt etc.) however the last name gets dropped as it is as redundant as calling someone Josh Human. The final use of Pain In The Butt is using it to refer to The Pain In The Butts Universe this encompasses all lore, even lore which has nothing to do with either The Pain In The Butts story or race. This entire wiki is about the universe and has both information about the Pain In The Butts story and race in it.

## Explaining worlds:

There are many different worlds in the Pain In The Butt Universe which can be found here (at the time of writing the page is still in a draft form) however the page currently doesn't do a good job at explaining what worlds are. Each world is its own parallel universe (they are called worlds or earths as they contain nothing of real interest other then their version of earth). It is important to know that we are on a separate world then from where all the lore is taking place. Certain real world events or people are motioned in the lore so it is important to note that Earth 1 (where most of the lore is taking place) is nearly identical to our real life earth with the lore layered on top of it (there are plenty of notable exceptions however especially in the late B.C era and throughout the A.C era) so when it refers to the 80s it is referring to their version of the 80s, which has the events and people of our 80s with some additional events and people layered on top. Currently we are working on the Endgame plotline which ties all of the lore's earths with our own real life earth in a way which makes sense with the lore.
Æpyornis Island

"**Æpyornis Island**", or "**Aepyornis Island**", is a short story by H. G. Wells, first published in 1894 in the *Pall Mall Budget*. It was included in *The Stolen Bacillus and Other Incidents*, the first collection of short stories by Wells, first published in 1895.

In the story, a man looking for eggs of *Aepyornis*, an extinct flightless bird, passes two years alone on a small island with an *Aepyornis* that has hatched.

## Historical background

*Aepyornis maximus* (the Giant elephant-bird) was a giant flightless bird that lived in Madagascar. It became extinct probably in the 17th or 18th century; it is thought that it was hunted excessively by humans. The bird was more than 2 metres (6 ft 7 in) tall, and its egg weighed about 10 kilograms (22 lb). Fragments of the eggs are still found.

## Story summary

The narrator starts a conversation with a fellow Englishman, a rough individual named Butcher, in an unspecified foreign location. Remembering reports of a court case years earlier, in which Butcher sued his employer for salary accrued while cast away on a desert island, the narrator encourages him to tell the story related to the case:

Butcher, employed by a collector, is engaged in finding *Aepyornis* eggs. He is looking for them in a swamp on the east coast of Madagascar, helped by two native assistants in a canoe who are probing the mud with rods. They find several whole eggs but one is dropped, apparently when an assistant is bitten by something. Butcher, contemptuous of the natives, deals with the matter brutally, and he eventually finds himself adrift in the canoe with three *Aepyornis* eggs; his assistants are dead, one as a result of the bite and the other shot by Butcher. During the days adrift he eats two of the eggs, noticing that the embryo of the second egg is developing; the tropical heat, after centuries in the cold, salty mud, is causing this.

The canoe drifts onto an atoll. The remaining *Aepyornis* egg hatches. Butcher calls the young bird Man Friday, after the character in *Robinson Crusoe*, as it is a welcome companion. For two years, Butcher enjoys the company, watching the bird grow and sharing food with it; he says to the narrator, "It was a kind of idyll, you

might say. If only I had had some tobacco it would have been simply just like heaven."

Then the bird, now about fourteen feet high, suddenly becomes aggressive towards Butcher, and he has to spend his time in the lagoon or up a palm tree to avoid attacks. He eventually manages to kill it. He misses the companionship, but soon afterwards is rescued from the atoll. He sells the bones of the bird to a collector; since it is larger than *Aepyornis maximus*, scientists give it the (fictional) name *Aepyornis vastus*.
The Pain In The Butts (Story)

## Overview

One of the main parts of the Pain In The Butt Universe is the original stories, much of which has unfortunately been lost to time as it was passed down orally. All of the original stories were from Go Peep's book often simply known as "The book" which only a few know of, let alone have seen. Chapters I-V had been told in one sitting and had taken around 7 hours to do so. While chapters V-IX being told over a few weeks taking around 5 hours to tell. There are supposedly thousands more chapters although they get repetitive and many of which are utter nonsense.
The Guy

* The Guy
* The Guy (Crimson)

> "I heard he has 99 hp while most mortals only have like, 9."
>
> -Ryan Chongoshow on rumors of The Guy

**The Guy** can refer to either Elijah Wood himself or Elijah Wood when inside his robotic armor. The armor itself is capable of functioning and fighting without user input. When piloted by Elijah Wood, they are represented by Samus. When piloted by Crimson, they are represented by Dark Samus.
Strawberry

**"Now you know how it feels."** - Strawberry to Waffle

Strawberry is a female contestant in Battle for Luxurious Hotel.

## Personality

Strawberry is somewhat similar to Pie from BFB, she is relatively normal and rather apathetic. She does not do well in challenges and is shy yet can be vengeful to an extent comparable to Ice Cube from BFDI.

## Trivia

As of BFLH 8, her, along with Bread, the left Headphone, and Umbrella will be voiced by AnimationObjectShow's brother, due to AOS hitting puberty, and not being able to voice high-pitched characters anymore.
Eras

## Before Child Collector (BCC)

Takes place any time before the Child Collector collected his first batch of children in the late 80s, this time consisted of most human history, notably this marked the time of characters such as John Marston, Anton Chigurh (the Child Collectors father) and Ray Kroc. This era is relatively controversial when discussing The Pain In The Butt Universe as it only has a few main characters that are vital to the plot and contains the events of The Pain In The Butts

## Before Collected (BC)

The start of this era began with the Child Collector following in his fathers footsteps and collecting his first batch of kids in the late 80s. He continued to do this for many years solo collecting them in the second house he had bought far away from any city or town. After many years of this he
Episode 70

## Plot

Riftan asks Elliot what he was doing with his wife, Maximilian. Elliot explains that he was just trying to support the lady as she seemed shaken by the sparring. Riftan then tells Maximilian that she shouldn't be at the training grounds. Princess Agnes then comes and asks her if she hasn't seen a tournament and then mentions that she has never been to Drachium palace but that her sister, Rosetta always visited every year, Agnes then asks her if she doesn't like the capital but Maximilian explains that she isn't fond of traveling.

Princess Agnes then invites her to come and visit the palace with Riftan. Riftan then tells her that his wife isn't strong enough to handle a long journey to the palace which shocks Maximilian as Riftan is being rude to the princess.
CPU Kerfuffle 18

**CPU Kerfuffle 18: Order Up!** is a CPU Kerfuffle held by Ryan. Following Doctor Order's victory in CPU Kerfuffle 17, this is the first tournament to feature Spirits, leading to a truly unpredictable Kerfuffle.

## Fighters

Reigning Champion: Doctor Order

Team Charm: xXWooperLover100Xx(*7th*)

Team Clutch: Danthony *(1st)*

Team Cross: Hetsu and the Korok Squad (*4th)*

Team Chonk: Pink Donkey Kong Senior *(2nd)*

Team Craken: Corn on the Cob (3rd)

Team Cash Money: Lab Employee Dan(*5th*)

Team Calibur: Johannsen(*5th*)

Team Cones: Internet Explorer (*7th*)

## Other Fighters

In cutscene: Home MD, Larry

Mentioned: Crimson

Championship Match Only:Captain Quadratic, D+, Iggy
Ellie and Nat

## Overview

Ellie and Nat are two young children who are sisters, Ellie is slightly older then Nat and slightly more merciful. They are almost exclusively seen together and the only times only one is seen at a time is when they try to set up elaborate traps to catch their prey, so if you ever see one by themselves check all corners of the room your in (as they hunt exclusively indoors) and run away as fast as you can! Their hunting methods mostly include stalking their prey indoors as they use the vents and empty space in walls to follow their victims waiting for night time to find an exit into their room, from there depending on how they are feeling, they will either take the victim right away or wait for a few days in their closet slowly tormenting their victim though noises before taking them away while they are awake. While there collection method has remained consistent throughout the years, what they do with their victim's have changed over the years.

BC
--

During their early years it is unknown what the

AC
--
Tall Lycanroc

* Rockruff
* Lycanroc

> "Round Two."
>
> Tall Lycanroc

**Tall Lycanroc** is a fighter in CPU Kerfuffle that is represented by a Lucario. He entered as a Rockruff, but after getting three stocked by Captain Valentine he evolved into a Lycanroc.

## Story

Tall Lycanroc is tired of living under his cousin Lucario's shadow, joining Kerfuffle to prove himself. It was later revealed that he was friends with the goddess Viridi, and would often vent his frustrations to her. Eventually, she used the Reset Bomb to level an area that Lycanroc's parents were in, leaving him an orphan.
Calculator

Calculator is a Female contestant in BFLH and the host of the original Battle for Luxurious Hotel series. She is smart and also invents things such as Booster Shoes 2.0.

## Abilities

Calculating: Shown I=in Run, Run, Until It's Done!, she can calculate numbers.

## Weakness

Aquaphobia: Due to being a calculator, when in water she can malfunction and die.
Crown

"IM NOT BEING BUNNY!!!" - Crown, several occasions.

**Crown** is a male contestant in BFLH. He was eliminated in Throwing To Victory!, with a whopping 689 votes. He may return in another season, but due to his low placement and hilarious deeds, it seems unlikely.

## Personality

Crown tries to make himself look cool, because he is (supposedly) royalty, and speaks in a British King's accent. However, everyone mocks, and laughs at him. He acts mean to many people, mainly Banana.

## Coverage

In *Punching for Higher Points*, he makes no appearance besides the intro. However he is safe.

In *Giggle Until You Drop*, Crown starts off the episode, by saying he hopes Bread gets out. In the challenge, Crown says he is not being funny. He realizes he made a mistake, and everyone laughs at him. Due to being funny, he is safe from elimination.

In *Splash And You're Out*, Tape, and Shovel say Crown was being funny. He angrily tells them to stop calling him funny. In the challenge, he is knocked into the water by Beach Ball.

In *Who Turned Out The Lights?*, Crown is overreacting about being put up for elimination, and losing. Someone (who sounds like Squirt Gun) tells him about his so-called humor. Crown reminds them that he isn't funny. Yet, again, everyone laughs at him.

Crown fittingly loses, like he said he would.

In *Throwing To Victory!*, Crown tells Pizza to hurry up with the elimination. Seconds later, Crown now says to slow down the pace. He gets eliminated with a whopping 689 votes, which was a new record at the time.

Crown gets off the platform, and tells Pizza that he can't eliminate him because of that reason, and that he can't send him to the eliminated place. Crown then walks to Pizza, and gets sucked in because the platform had Vaccum Mode that was turned on by Pizza.

In *Run, Run, Until It's Done!*, Crown is first seen complaining about Rivalry Revenge.
Worlds

Worlds:

Earth: OUR current world

Earth 1: The main world of the pain in the butts and most lore

Earth 2: Oliver's world which is corrupt and has all villains

Earth 3: Really good and wholesome world ran by the peace man and also has kitten and Gary

Wolfenstein earth (earth 4): World in which the axis won in ww2 and resembles Wolfenstein

Micronations earth (earth 5): world in which the micronation plotline takes place although when the protagonists enter it, its been century's since they took over Calgary and spread across the world, it has a medieval (anarchy side) and a futuristic side both dating all the way back to the TMC era

Historical figures who know the artifact locations (descriptions for each coming soon):

Earth 1 = Don Cherry

Earth 2 = The Ice Cream Man (Tom Cruise helps get information about the artifact from him)

Earth 3 = Kitten

Earth 4 = Ultra Grandma

Earth 5 = Tristan's Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandson

Artifact Locations (descriptions for each coming soon):

Earth 1 = Childcare HQ

Earth 2 = The Capture the Flag Game

Earth 3 = Cat Tower

Earth 4 = Big Ben

Earth 5 = The divide between the 2 factions in a ruined TMC

Misc. Info:

One can use all the artifacts to create a perfect world which will be stable nearly forever (our earth) this is the protagonists goals. One can use all the artifacts and well of souls shards to create a world however they want it, this is the Child Collectors goal. Taking the artifacts out of the world drains most of the good out of the world while destroying the well of souls destroys the world entirely although slowly. The story will revolve around the protagonists gathering artifacts while the child collector destroys the well of souls for their shards and try to kill the protagonists for the artifacts. There is also a shared space between all worlds which remains unaffected until all worlds are gone. this is the only place where all the artifacts can be assembled to create the perfect world along with the only place where you can travel between worlds. Also there is a well of souls per world but only 1 shared place.
Sticker

Sticker is a Female contestant of BFLH, she has competed to BFLH 8, she is voiced by AOS himself.

## Appearance

Sticker is a circular sticker with with a star on it, she wears boots with stickers the same as he appearance

* In BFLH 1, her star in poorly drawn
* In BFLH 4, her color is a little bit brighter than the last asset
* In BFLH 6, Her star is lined well and the red color changes again, becoming more red than crimson

## Personality

Sticker is pretty sassy and likes to make fun of people who have a lower IQ then her. For example, she made fun of calculator because she did not think about inventing the Booster Shoes 2000. She then starts laughing becaus

fv] apmewtn9fj[otuihnnnnylsziatvre she never thought in BFLH 8. She can be friend to others as she can help people sometimes despite her size.

## Trivia

* She is known to be the smallest contestant in BFLH
* She is the first person announced to be safe
* She is the only red contestant. The first being being Strawberry, the second was Umbrella.
* Her prize was sticker, being the only one to put a clone in her face

## Deaths

One Wrong Step Could Cost Your Game: Electrocuted and burned by Blazzip

BFLH 1

BFLH 2 (Does not speak)

BFLH 3

BFLH 4

BFLH 5

BFLH 6

BFLH 7

BFLH 8
Throwing To Victory!

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Video Link:https://youtu.be/M1JOJEAa52s

Voting Results:

Clover-94

Bread-125

Umbrella-137

Tape-192

Crown-689 (eliminated)

RESULTS OF THE CHALLENGE:
Umbrella-0m
Sticker-1.4m
Beach Ball-2.9m
Cowboy Hat-5.3m
Squirtgun-5.7m
Bowling Ball-5.8m
Calculator-10.8m
Waffle-12.9m
Strawberry-14.3m
Paddle-16.7m
Diamond-49.6m
Shovel-56.6m
Net-62.1m
Tape-1049.4m
Bread-1155.4m
Clover1157.2m

UP FOR ELIMINATION:
Umbrella,Sticker,Beach Ball,Cowboy Hat,Squirtgun
Clover

**Clover** is a female contestant in the object show *Battle for Luxurious Hotel*. She has not been eliminated, as of One Wrong Step Could Cost Your Game. the eighth episode of the first season.

## Appearance

Clover is a green clover. She is a four-leaf clover, which signifies good luck.

## Personality

Clover isn't shown with much of a personality, besides being friendly, and having a close bond with Bread.

### Appearances

* Battle for Luxurious Hotel
	+ Punching for Higher Points
	+ Giggle Until You Drop
	+ Splash And You're Out
	+ Who Turned Out The Lights?
	+ Throwing To Victory
	+ There's No Going Back Now...
	+ Run, Run, Until It's Done!

### BFLH

In *Punching for Higher Points*, Clover makes no appearances besides the intro. She ends up being safe from elimination.

In *Giggle Until You Drop*, Clover squishes her mouth to make Pizza laugh. She fails, ending up being put up for elimination.

In *Splash And You're Out*, Clover received 30 of the total 726 votes. In the challenge, Clover teams up with Bread, who she ends up forming an alliance with.

In *Who Turned Out The Lights?*, Clover does nothing in the challenge, and ends up being Up for Elimination.

In *Throwing To Victory!*, she got 96 out of the total 1237 votes, being first safe again. In the challenge, she ends up getting first, using her robotic arm to throw her ball 1157.2m, winning the challenge

## Relationships

Bread- Clover has good relationship with Bread. Both shared a Alliance.
Headphones

Headphones is male contestant in BFLH. They were the first eliminated in Giggle Until You Drop.

## Trivia

* As of the first season, they are the only contestant to have two faces.

* They were the first eliminated in "Giggle Until You Drop"

* As of BFLH 7, they have the least amount of appearances, at 3.

* They are related to the Cherries from Object Overload, and they have the same personality.

## Gallery

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Tape

**Tape** is a female contestant on BFLH. She used up all her tape on Diamond and Strawberry to win the challenge in BFLH 3. She also lost in Blazzip's challenge on the treadmill when he turned it up to **6** in BFLH 7. She looks like Donut from BFDI but she is grey.

## Trivia

Tape is the first female contestant to be eliminated.

Personality: Tape is a commonly disliked contestant. When she was up for elimination she was in the bottom 3. She uses her tape to strategize in challenges. She also seems to be a bit of a worrier. Shown when she had no way of getting down the platform. She also seems to lose things easily. Shown when she said she lost her robot arm.
Shovel

Shovel is a male contestant in BFLH.

## Personality

Shovel is shown to be somewhat rude arrogant and impatient but is not complete jerk or villain he is more an Anti Hero although he can ignore deeds he also shown heroic deeds. He not afraid to speak his mind as he told Diamond (BFLH) and called Blazzip an Idiot.

## Gallery

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Diamond

Diamond is a male contestant from BFLH. He is disliked by most contestants as he appears to be mean and rude.

## Trivia

* He called Waffle a crybaby in BFLH 7 back in BFLH 3.
* He Apologized In BFLH 8 but too late.
* He stole Waffles ball in BFLH 8 but Waffle got it back.

* He pushed Clover and Waffle off a broken plank in BFLH 8.
Internet Explorer

## In Battle

### In CPU Kerfuffle 18

CPU Kerfuffle 18 - Internet Explorer (7th)
 For a full list of Spirits in Keruffle 18, see Spirits
* Spirit 1 - Air up
* Spirit 5 - Beam Sword
* Spirit 7 - Crits

Internet Explorer:
* Spirit 5 - Beam sword
* Spirit 3 - Curry
  VS.  | 1 - 2 | Mario MakerUnova LeaguePokemon Stadium 2
* Spirit 2 - KO Heals
* Spirit 3 - Curry
* Spirit 8 - Speed