"Wait For Emmett!"

Hello Kiddies, I was just watching BOO-MERANG on t.v. These CLASSIC CAR-TOMBS have it all, like TOM AND SCARY, to THE FLINT-BONES from HANNAH-BARB-SCARE-RA aha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Well, I just watched a Classic CHUCK GROANS Cartoon and in half an hour, SCOOBY-BOO will be on. But coming up next, is a FRIGHT-FABLE, about a LOCAL COLLEGE DORM-I-GORY that I call...

There was a building out, in Chicago, Illinois, with a sign up, above the main entrance reading: "WILLIAM STANTON HALL" on it in black, capital-letters, back in January of 1978 one night. Within one of the dorm-rooms, three college students sat in chairs around it together. A record on a record-player played "Night Fever" By The Bee Gees. "Whoa, just listen to this brand new record I bought fellas!" one of the teenagers said to the other two. "Hey, yeah, Steven, it's pretty smooth!" a second one replied to him. "Yeah it is, Jack" Steven said to him, agreeing. "It's dynamite!" the third teen said. "You got that right Mark" Steven said to him. "How about that story about Old Emmett around here, Steven?" Jack asked him. Steven replied, "oh yeah. Emmett. Man, that inhuman monster is supposed to search these dorm-rooms for bad Fraternity Brothers each year in January Jack".

Meanwhile, another teenager wandered through the hallway, as he took a swig from a bottle of Jim Beam Whiskey. He stopped at a door of a dorm-room. With his eyes wide and crazed, he knocked on it then. The door opened and Steven stood in the doorway. The teenager pulled a knife out of his jacket-pocket and rose it to Steven's throat, grabbing his arm quickly and tightly. Steven gasped in surprised-horror and the teenager wandered into the dorm room, backing Steven up. Both Jack and Mark gasped in fright too, seeing the other teenager and Jack turned off the record then. "Marvin, please put down your knife man!" Mark said to the other college student, begging, "Shut up Mark you idiot. I got kicked out of college because of you guys reporting me for drinking on campus" Marvin said back to him, replying angrily. "You are nineteen, Marvin, it's illegal for you to drink, plus this college prohibits drinking on campus man!" Mark said to him. "Shut up Mark. Shut up all of ya guys. I'm gonna stab you all to death!" Marvin said to Mark, and then threatened him, Steven and Jack. An inhuman shadow stepped quickly through the hallway along the wall, with the shadow of its head slumped forward. The sound of a high-pitched-growling was heard behind Marvin. Turning around, Marvin saw the inhuman-shadow on the wall of the dorm room, then looked at the white-fleshed-monster that the shadow was of.

The thing was the one growling of course, and it was hairless, tall and lizard-like. The monster seemed to stare at Marvin with its eye-sockets, as green slime oozed out of its mouth. "I am Emmett!" the monster told Marvin in a whispery-voice, and it rose its black clawed-hand in the air, striking Marvin across his face, making scratch-marks on it. Marvin screamed in pain, dropping his bottle of alcohol and his knife, clutching his face. As Mark, Jack and Steven all screamed in fright, Emmett growled and attacked Marvin, biting the one side of his head, causing him to fall sideways to the floor. Steven, Jack and Mark's eyes widened in horror, as the sounds of eating were heard among Emmett's high-pitched-growls. The screams of Marvin stopped and just the sickening-sounds of eating among the growling were heard. "Marvin is dead!" Steven said to Mark and Jack in fear. Emmett suddenly looked up at Jack, Mark and Steven, its long lizard-like tail of white thrashing from side to side, its eerie=eye-sockets seeming to look at them. The monster held up Marvin's dead skull and growled at it. "Wait For Emmett!" it said to Steven, Jack and Mark in its whispery-voice, then scurried out of the room with Marvin's skull, growling away.

How was that for an EERIE-EPISODE, Kiddies? Good thing Emmett saved Steven, Jack and Mark from Marvin. I guess Emmett made William Stanton Hall a scary part of THE COLLEGE BOO-NIVERSITY ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Talk about getting A-HEAD OF THE CLASS heh-heh-heh-heh. What SKULL Emmett showed hee-hee!