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Jake Makes a Sandwich

**Jake Makes a Sandwich** is the First Episode of Comedy Garbage series, the short plot centers about a Teenager from Boston, Massachusetts being hungry and making a sandwich.

**Plot**

## Jake Makes a Sandwich

### Director

Nicolas AVO

The episode begins with no studio intros and instead opens at Jake looking at the [1]Team Fortress 2 sandvich item image, making him drool in hunger, then realizes that he has enough items to replicate the sandvich. arriving at the kitchen, he throws the ingredients to the cutting board, and starts building the sandvich, after he is done, he looks for olives, but he realizes that he ran out, and the only good ones are not able to be opened, so he goes for a grape instead, and finally tops it with a toothpick, and eats it, claiming that it was delicious.
I HATE VEGANS TOO

I HATE VEGANS TOO is the 8th episode of Season 2 and the 15th episode overall.

**Synopsis**

In this episode of the Comedy Garbage Show, Jake rants about how entitled vegetarians are.

## I HATE VEGANS TOO

### Director

Nicolas AVO

He apparently attempted to offend every vegan out there, on how they just should shut the hell up on them ranting over people eating non vegan stuff.
だだっこぱんだ

**だだっこぱんだ**とは、Youtuberであり、笹だサーバーの設立者である。

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概要
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主にパソコン・ピアノ・マインクラフトの動画をアップロードしているYoutuberであり、2018年03月22日から活動している。チャンネル登録者数は1590人である。

## キャラクター

真面目である。ボケをする参加勢に対してツッコミをすることが多い。

スキンはパンダのお面をかぶった茶髪の人である。彼のTwitterによると上野動物園に住んでいるらしい。

1. ↑ 正しくはYoutubeチャンネル「だだっこぱんだ」の設立日
2. ↑ 2021年9月3日現在
Females

**Females** (雌, *Jōyō*), are the biological term used throughout the many worlds, and beyond. They are a gender identity within the binary genders. **Women** (女, *Onna*) is a term used for adults, and corresponds to the terms girl (for children and adolescents), female (adjective) and femininity.

"*.*"

—About Females.

## Overview

### Anatomy and Design

Children born with vulvas are often raised with the expectation that they will identify as women, although intersex children may also be assigned to this identity while not possessing all of the above characteristics. Women may be cisgender (assigned female at birth and identifying as female) or transgender (assigned male at birth, yet identifying as female).

Identifying as a woman is often associated with female sex characteristics such as a vagina, a uterus, wide hips, breasts and a high-pitched voice, as well as a feminine gender expression and gender role, but these are not neccessary, and it is still possible to identify as a woman without them.

## External links

* Females *Wikipedia* — Wikipedia article on assassins.
* Females *MOGAI Encyclopedia*
* Females *Gender Wiki*
Cliff Mountain

**Cliff Mountain** is the hometown in Comedy Garbage series, and serves as the settling in the story. Located in the east, near Houston in the state of Texas

**History**

Cliff Mountain was originally settled in 1881 as Cliff Mountain Gun Manufacturing Station, and incorporated in 1897 as a small residence town, until it was slowly growing until 1985, when it was officially declared a city.
Lore Log: New Blood in Jaytown

The party was gathered at the Everthonking Tavern drinking the day away. When some Goblins from the YellowCrane Tribe come by and ask if they would like to help with an exercise. The party decide to help, and are told that there will be a team of goblins that they have to chase through JayTown and capture. What followed was the most epic snowball/wooden-sword fight ever told.
Battle of Cliff Mountain

### Commanders and Leaders

Jake Horner (United States/Combine Empire)Jim Horner (United States/Combine Empire)Benjamin Parker (United States)Boris Johnson (United Kingdom)

### Strength

American Forces: 15,000British Forces: 22,000

### Casualties

British: 20,000American Forces: 8,000

The **Battle of Cliff Mountain** is an inevitable event that will happen when the United Kingdom Occupies Washington D.C., being part of the Second American Revolutionary War, it will be the first offensive attack from Texas to liberate the state from the United Kingdom, beginning when Jake Horner declared the second independence of the United States from the British by shooting his shotgun in front of an old American flag. Jake’s army consisted of 15,000 highly armed rebels and 95 Rocket launchers.

He began the attempt to free the country on April 12, 2029, by grabbing his old flag and began shooting to the air, and screamed: "We won't let these bastards enslave our power, brothers! We will fight again for our own!"

This alerted the British forces in Washington, D.C, and began their search for Jake, he responded with gathering his own army of 15,000 armed rebels with rocket launchers, shotguns, S.M.Gs, miniguns and bulletproof trucks together with his brother Jim and ever loyal friend Benjamin, they together began their advances, but British advances started rapidly leaving Houston and arriving in Cliff Mountain and destroyed most of the city, but seeing the power of Jake's military forces, they quickly retreated and returned to Houston. All of these events are what will trigger the second American war of independence.
Comedy Garbage

### Distributor

N.A.V Productions ( Season 1 - Season 2)Sky Theory Studios ( Season 2 - Present)

### Language

English

**Comedy Garbage** is a Mexican-American Independent Teen Black Comedy Web Series produced and Published by Sky Theory Studios, And It was created By and Starring Nicolas AVO

The series centers around, AVO's titular Characters, Jake and Jim Horner, month differenced twin brothers that go on adventures, sometimes it's skits and other times is Jake ranting about bad stuff

**Origins**

The origins of the series trace as early as may of 2021, where the last official comedy life vlog video was published. AVO was thinking about a video with a simple plot, costed less money, and was more charming, considering that his last videos were dark and tasteless. So he released the series as first a few sketches and since 2022, it has 22 episodes.

**Development**

The series began production in June of 2021, multiple episodes were being written as first drafts, however, they took a long time to rewrite due to a huge power loss in the Tijuana metropolitan area, which caused a great delay in the series' original release, (October 2021).

Sky Theory struggled to find a publisher, until they licensed an agreement with N.A.V Productions, with this, Sky Theory finished the first 2 episodes of Comedy Garbage.

**Release**

The first episode was first released December of 2021

**RATING**

The Series was intended for teenagers due to language.

**Episodes**

List of episodes by season and air date
 Season 2
 Season 3
Baraka

### DM NPC (Nick / NicktheSnowman#8168)

The Wildfire Druid, a masked dark-skinned humanoid. His speech is garbled but his meaning is telepathically sent to all who listen. He is calm and collected. Baraka cares about nature and spirits. Sees the Undead as a blight. No one knows where he came from but he says he is well traveled. His best friends are the Chwinga that some JayTown Adventurers helped defend. He has a mask of wood and bone with a long gold mane. He wears leathers accented with strips of bright red cloth. On his staff and bare feet are bells.
(3,6) Demonfire Peaks

The dwarfs were protecting those lands for 1000 years, protecting the lands from the evils that are roaming underneath the mountains, the underdark. Once there was a wizard who tried to fight against the dwarfs but failed and got banished to the dark under the mountain. Now his apprentice is rising up: a goblin who tries to claim the power of his master and in doing so he stole the most precious fire elemental of the dwarfs and unleashed the volcanoes of the land. Now, fire is roaming the land.

### **Player Settlement**

Disney-land (Shadowfax, Names, Two-Birds)

This was a former Dwarf city that was destroyed by the eruption of the volcano. It is now in the process of rebuilding. There will be an "amusement" park nearby. In the surrounding landscape there is a large farm and the open valley's near by contain sweet tasty grass and plenty of galloping space.

### **Landmarks**

Dwarven City (guarding the underdark entrance), Dwarven Energy Crystal Mine, Tunnels to the Underdark

### **NPCs**

* Vormop “The Small”: An evil goblin wizard who tries to unleash his master.
* Nuragnod Goldtooth: Dwarven king who protects the land from the underdark and its dangers.
* Alaya: The horny tiefling drug dealer
The Potato Chip Shortage

The Potato Chip Shortage, is the second episode of the Comedy Garbage series produced by Sky Theory Studios and published by N.A.V Productions. It is also considered the first true short film by Sky Theory Studios.

**Plot**

2 15 Year olds (Jake and Jim) in Flagstaff, are eating some potato chips and discussing how unhealthy they are, meanwhile in Star City, Russia, 2 siblings are discussing on which government to hack, they finally land in the American government, and they hack into all people's devices and make an ad bragging about Russia, and in flagstaff, Jake and Jim go to the theaters to watch a movie and shortly after, they lay down on their beds to rest, and Jake discovers the ad that the two siblings back in Russia had rolled, Jake starts to investigate, meanwhile Jack (one of the Russian siblings) gets extremely angry because only Flagstaff had seen the ad. And after researching Jack realises that flagstaff is the place to buy the best chips in the world, so Jack and Jill decide to steal all the bags with the single purpose of driving all the stores out of business, shortly after landing in Arizona, they shoot down a store clerck and steal chips from multiple stores, then CCB News ( a parody of BBC) anounces that the majority of the convinience stores in all arizona had shut down, Jake and Jim decide that they will fight the russians, they train and they go to the last store in business, and they arive before the russians, shortly after the departure of the clerk, the russians arrive and they all start shooting, Jake distracts jack with showing him a few seconds of the Wide Putin meme, Jack rages at his sister and Jim takes the advantage of telling jake to throw the C4 they had stored, Jake starts to detonate it and throws it in the air, causing it to eplode and killing the two siblings, Jake and Jim depart the store, and the story officially ends.

**Release**

The film premiered on the Colegio Reina Isabel classrooms in December 17, 2021 to critical and commercial success, grossing 1,597 dollars from it's 200 dollar budget.

**Reception**

The movie was praised by teachers and students for it's visuals, humor, story, narrative, making fun or Russia and reflection of society, but others criticized it for it's rather weak climax, poor pacing in a few scenes, bad camera angles and basic characters, One teacher said that "Despite it's slow pacing in it's climax, the jokes made me laugh harder than she did in 10 years, and it's noble story makes up for the flaws the short film had." Another teacher gave the film an 8.1 out of 10 compared to other major films, stating that "While it's characters won't age well, and it's pacing is pretty bad in the last 2 minutes, it's quick and easy to understand story and dark humor, combining that with a fresh and original concept, this film should be given credit for being a great debut short"
Lore Log: Nightmares

In order to find answers to the nightmares plaguing them, the party set sail to look for a strange island on the sea near Jaytown. They found the island and It was home to a ghost who explained to the party a terrifying end of the world prophecy. They also received an Item which represented a force who needed to stand opposed to the powers of destruction. It later turned out that the ghost was in fact an evil spirit and the party fought him as he kept showing them visions of possible futures.
Windurst Mission 8-2

### Walkthrough

* Get the mission from the gate guard and speak with Apururu in the Manustery who will explain that her brother is locked in a Dungeon, and only you can save him, by collecting five rings to open the dungeon door. These rings are mostly from past missions - you have to go speak with the NPCs to collect them. Collect the four rings from:

* Apururu - Manustery Ring (Manustery. Windurst Woods - received upon first conversation/cutscene)
* Tosuka-Porika - Optistery Ring (Opistery, Windurst Waters)
* Sedal-Godjal - Aurastery Ring (J-8, Davoi)
* Rukusu - Rhinostery Ring (F-6, Lower level of Fei'Yin)

* Once the four rings have been collected, speak with Apururu again, who will send you to Kupipi (in Heavens Tower), who tells you that to collect the last ring you must go to Outer Horutoto Ruins.
* A party of at least 14, level 65 or higher is recommended for the fight.
* Go to the F-4 West Sarutabaruta tower. Once inside, go through the Cracked Wall at I-6, then to the Cracked Wall at G-8.
* Rest to full and buff up before examining the wall - examining triggers the fight immediately.
* You'll be fighting two level 72 Cardian NMs: Queen of Coins (RDM) and Queen of Swords (PLD). Once the mobs are dead, examine the Cracked Wall for a cutscene, then return to Windurst.
* Speak with Apururu for a cutscene, then to Shantoto, who, after another cutscene, will direct you back to Apururu. During this cutscene with Apururu, she'll tell you to go rescue her brother from the Dungeon.
* Head now to the Horutoto tower entrance at J-7 in East Sarutabaruta. Past the Three Mage Gate, and at I-7, you will find the Gate of Darkness. Examine it for yet another cutscene.
* Return to Windurst, the Manustery, and Apururu, for a final cutscene and the completion of the mission.

### Game Description

Mission Orders

The time for the Dark Dungeon jailbreak is at hand! At the request of the Manustery, you are to collect the ministry rings from all the five ministers.
Guild Points

Points needed to buy guild related items. You trade items of your craft to the Guild Representative, who gives you points. Most items take several weeks to save up for. This shows you're serious about your craft.

All crafts have three important items. They are denoted as the 70,000 GP item, the 100,000 GP item, and the 150,000 GP item. Other items available include the High Quality Crystals, such as the Inferno Crystal or the Aurora Crystal. These are available for 300 and 500 GP, respectively.

The Guild Representative will tell you the Guild Point Item for the current day. The item will change every day at midnight Japanese Standard Time. The amount of points available for that item ranges anywhere from 1000 GP to 8000 GP. Thereby making the average for the 70,000 GP item about 2 weeks, the 100,000 GP item about 3 and a half weeks, and the 150,000 GP item over a month to obtain. You should expect to spend anywhere from 500,000 gil for the 70,000 GP item to 1.5 million gil for the 150,000 GP item.

With the addition of CoP many guild also now have GP "tools" for sale. These are required for crafting special base parts used in the making of "Enchantment" items. They can range in price from 8,000 GP to as much as 40,000 GP.

By clicking on each guild, you can see what items are available, and how many points and what mininum level needed
Lore Log: The Mightiest Clucker

Two Birds woke up missing all his egg friends. He gathered some of his other friends to search for them. They found an old crotchety wizard, Sander Sanderson, had cast a spell to steal all the eggs from Jaytown and was summoning a Chicken Demi-god from the Far realms. He was defeated but Tyson escaped and Sander was revealed to be a simulacrum. The war for the Chickens has begun!
Kira

Former adventurer that hailed from the old word and came to Jayown a while ago. Choose to retire and become the tattoo artist as her first step in increasing the defence and survivability of all adventurers. As a consequence of her adventurer days she is very observant and cautious. Kira is normally a serious person but tends to be sassy and really loves to tease people.
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Windurst Mission 2-1

#### Windurst

* After accepting the Mission, talk to Tosuka-Porika at G-8 in the *Optistery* in Windurst Waters. Then go outside the *Optistery* and down the stairs. Take the warp from Tonana (G-8) to Windurst Woods and go see Nanaa Mihgo at J-3.

**Note:** It is recommended that you talk to Hariga-Origa and start the Glyph Hanger quest for the Map of the Horutoto Ruins, if you have not done so already. On your way to Maze of Shakhrami, speak with Ipupu in West Sarutabaruta, in the tower between I-8 and J-8 to advance this quest.
* Purchase some Prism Powders and Silent Oils for the next part. It is recommended to obtain an Instant Warp scroll as well.

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#### The Maze

* Continue to the Maze of Shakhrami, which can be found at the very Northeast corner of Tahrongi Canyon (K-5).
* Once inside, go to H-5 on the map to the right. There are several *Fossils* in this room.
* Examine the *Fossil* and get a Coral. There are 3 (or more) Fossils to examine, one will give you the Coral. There are several aggressive mobs on the way to this room, Goblins which detect by sight and Maze Scorpions and Ghouls which detect by sound. Once in fossil room, the active mobs all detect on sound only. You'll need to cancel your Invisible to examine the *Fossil*, but you can keep Sneak.

* Head back to Nanaa Mihgo in Windurst Woods (J-3).
* Return to Hariga-Origa and complete the Glyph Hanger quest.

#### Horutoto Ruins

* Head to the *Lily Tower* in East Sarutabaruta at J-7.
* Go through the cracked wall at G-8 and then proceed to the *Mahogany Door* at G-8. **NOTE:** The *Mahogany Door* is not actually at these coordinates. In fact, it is not on the map at all. But at these coordinates you will find the hallway that leads to the Mahogany Door.

* After the cut scene, head to the *House of the Hero* in Windurst Walls (G-3). After the cut scene, go back to Tosuka-Porika to finish the mission.

### Game Description

Mission Orders
There are reports that the Cat Burglar has her paws on a "Book of the Gods," a restricted book that was lost twenty years ago. Assist the Opistery in investigating the reports, and attempt to retrieve the priceless, but dangerous, tome.
N.A.V Productions

N.A.V Productions was an American YouTube video producer, publisher, and digital distribution company based in Tijuana, Mexico

## N.A.V Productions

### Fate

Financial Collapse and assets sold at auction

N.A.V Productions was founded with publishing always in mind, In 2010, it was still looking for a YouTube developer, inn 2015, Sky Theory Studios called N.A.V Productions if they wanted a publishing deal for their videos, N.A.V Productions agreed and singed the contract with Sky Theory for Publishing, in 2022, after publishing 6 videos from Sky Theory, it's association with Sky Theory went silent, people wanted to know what happened to N.A.V Productions, AVO, The owner of Sky Theory the company lost way to much money and downturned into bankruptcy, N.A.V Productions shut down on February 2022
San d'Oria Mission 5-1

### Walkthrough

* Head back to your hometown and speak to your mission NPC who will inform you that you are needed at Chateau d'Oraguille.
* After you arrive at the castle you will get a cutscene, its not over yet, you must speak with Halver before you can continue this mission, he will award you the seal of Fei'Yin.

* Note - this quest cannot be completed without the seal.

* Form a level 50 party. You may use anyone from any nation currently on Mission 5-1, as it is the same for all 3 nations.
Everyone will need level 50 gear as this is capped at level 50.
* The location of Fei'Yin is in the northeast corner of Beaucedine Glacier. Upon entering Fei'Yin your party will encounter another cutscene involving Zeid.
* Upon entering, head east towards (K-6). At (K-6) you will see 2 dolls. There is a cermet gate on the east wall. Click on this gate and you will zone into Qu'Bia Arena. While in the waiting area, prep up for the fight.

* The majority of the mobs in Fei'Yin detect on sound, but there are several mobs that aggro to magic.

* The boss is the Archlich Taber'quoan with 6-8 minions. Concentrate on the Archlich and once he is dead you are done. There is a level cap of 50 for the boss and only 6 people (one party) can enter at a time.
Archlich Taber'quon is a BLM type skeleton with Sleepga II and Freeze, and will use the 2hr ability Manafont.
* After defeating Archlich, a cutscene will take place. At the end of the cutscene, you will receive a new key item. Report back to Halver.

### Game Description

Mission Orders
This mission involves travelling to Fei'Yin, located on the Beaucedine Glacier. Visit Chateau d'Oraguille to learn more.
Swamfisk

**Family:** Pugil
**Crystal:** Water
**Weak to:** Lightning
**Notorious Monster**

 East Ronfaure
 **A** = Aggressive; **L** = Links; **S** = Detects by Sight; **H** = Detects by Sound; **HP** = Detects Low HP; **M** = Detects Magic; **R** = Detects Resting; **Sc** = Follows by Scent; **T(S)** = True-sight; **T(H)** = True-sound

**Notes:**

* Lottery-based (Pugil} spawn.
* Spawns in the I-8 area, in the river.
Sea

**\*Note\* Sea zones and NM's will not be accessible until the Chains of Promathia content is released.**

**Lumoria** (nickname "sea" as a counterpart to Tu'Lia's "sky") is a restricted region within the Chains of Promathia expansion that encompasses four total areas: Al'Taieu (requires finishing The Warrior's Path), Grand Palace of Hu'Xzoi (requires finishing Garden of Antiquity), The Garden of Ru'Hmet (requires finishing A Fate Decided), and Empyreal Paradox (requires finishing When Angels Fall). Access to Al'Taieu also grants access to Apollyon, Temenos, and the Limbus system. The main region has no day/night cycle and no weather; Apollyon has permanent double darkness while Temenos has permanent double light. While the region is not subject to conquest,

**Sea Notorious Monsters**

Absolute Virtue

Jailer of Love

* Jailer of Justice (*Fourth Virtue*)
	+ Jailer of Fortitude (*Second Virtue*)
	+ Ix'aern (DRK) (*Deed of Moderation*)
	+ Xzomit (*HQ Xzomit Organ*)

* Jailer of Hope (*Fifth Virtue*)
	+ Jailer of Temperance (*First Virtue*)
	+ Ix'aern (MNK) (*Deed of Placidity*)
	+ Phuabo (*HQ Phuabo Organ*)

* Jailer of Prudence (*Sixth Virtue*)
	+ Jailer of Faith (*Third Virtue*)
	+ Ix'aern (DRG) (*Deed of Sensibility*)
	+ Hpemde (*HQ Hpemde Organ*)
Spiny Spipi

**Family:** Crawlers
**Crystal:** **Earth**
**Weak to:** **Dark**, **Light**, **Ice**
**Notorious Monster**

 East Sarutabaruta
* Smooth Stone
* Mist Silk Cape
* Spool of Silk Thread
 **A** = Aggressive; **L** = Links; **S** = Detects by Sight; **H** = Detects by Sound; **HP** = Detects Low HP; **M** = Detects Magic; **R** = Detects Resting; **Sc** = Follows by Scent; **T(S)** = True-sight; **T(H)** = True-sound

**Notes:**

* Lottery spawn from the Crawlers around I-7 to J-7.
* Killable by: Solo at level 15
* Spiny Spipi Spawns all around the area around the cliff. Go ahead and farm Crawlers while you're camping cause they drop silks which sell for a little bit on my server (Titan). He seems to drop fairly often but I've heard of people who never get the drop. Usually not heavily camped. Have fun :)
Bastok Mission 9-2

### Walkthrough

* Accept the mission from a Bastok Gate Guard and go the president's office and talk to Iron Eater for a cutscene.
* Head to the Throne Room in Castle Zvahl Keep and enter the BC.
* This is a 6 person BC fight against one boss.
* Once inside the Throne Room, run straight across to the big door on the other side. Heal up, buff, eat food, and then when you are ready, enter the BC by targeting the door and selecting "Where two paths converge".
* Do not move towards the boss until everyone is inside.
* The boss uses AoE WS that induces sleep so Poison Potions should be used.
* Eventually Volker will join the fight to help you and after a short cutscene, the battle will resume. Volker will attack the boss with you and must be kept alive. If he is killed the battle will end in a loss.
* The boss will spawn 2 mobs called Shadow of Rage which have decent attack and very low hp.
* After the fight watch another cutscene and then return to the president's office and talk to Iron Eater.
* Watch another cutscene and finish the mission.

### Game Description

Mission Orders
An adventurer has been attacked while on an investigation to Xarcabard -- and the attacker is said to be none other than the Dark Knight, Zeid! Report to the President's Office for a briefing on the situation at hand.
Missionary Man

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## Walkthrough

* Speak with Rauteinot in Kazham. He will tell you the Mithra women do not listen to his sermons, but he has found a way to trick them. He asks you to retrieve a slab of Elshimo Marble from Yuhtunga Jungle.
	+ Elshimo Marble is Rare/Ex and drops from Ivory Lizards in Yuhtunga Jungle and White Lizards in Yhoator Jungle.
* Trade the Elshimo Marble to him and he will give you a Key Item called Rauteinot's Parcel.
* Bring Rauteinot's Parcel to Mulaujeant in front of the Blacksmith's Guild in Northern San d'Oria.
* Wait several hours (earth time) and Mulaujeant will give you a Key Item called Sublime Statue of the Goddess to give to Rauteinot.
* Return to Rauteinot in Kazham and you will receive your reward, a scroll of Teleport-Yhoat.

## Game Description

**Client:** Rauteinot (Kazham)

**Summary:**

First, find a slab of Elshimo marble in the Yuhtunga Jungle to help the young missionary realize his vision.
Bard

Available after completing the quest Path of the Bard. A bright tune to soothe a party's wounds... A brisk march to raise a party's spirits... A forbidden chant to weaken a party's foes... The bards of Vana'diel use music as their weapon. A bard uses songs as its main advantage to boost the partys stats. Bards have many magic spells but no Job Abilities.

## Abilities

 25
 45
 65

## Song List

See Bard Song List for information on where to find each song and other information.
Crafts

Vana'diel contains a number of crafting guilds which players can join in order to craft (or fish) various items.

Craft often used to create enhancing and enfeebling potions, healing medicines, enfeebling weapons, and Ninjitsu tools.
Craft which works with bones to create moderately heavy armor and a wide variety of ammunition and jewelry.
 Cooking
Craft which combines ingredients to make a wide variety of tasty and enhancing meals.
Craft which seeks to catch the fish from the oceans, seas, lakes, rivers, streams and ponds of Vana'diel.
 Leathercraft
Craft which works with animal hides to craft medium-weight and versitile armor.
Craft which reformulates raw ores into usable ingredients and them crafts heavy armor and weapons.
Craft which uses lumber found around Vana'diel to craft a variety of wreapons, ammunition and Moghouse furniture.
Nunyenunc

**Family:** Bird
**Crystal:** **Fire**
**Weak to:** **Ice**
**Notorious Monster**

 West Sarutabaruta
 **A** = Aggressive; **L** = Links; **S** = Detects by Sight; **H** = Detects by Sound; **HP** = Detects Low HP; **M** = Detects Magic; **R** = Detects Resting; **Sc** = Follows by Scent; **T(S)** = True-sight; **T(H)** = True-sound

**Notes:**

* Lottery spawn from the Carrion Crows around (H-5) to (I-6)
* Respawn time is approximately 50-60 minutes
* Pilgrim's Wand drops 100% of the time.
* Around 330 HP
* Killable by: 2 characters level 12
Jack

Jack Komarov is a crazed, Jingoistic insane leading character hailing from The USSR, he is the most abnormal and the least intelligent character of the series, lacking a normal function of the brain, his addiction to Anime and PH videos is what's pretty much causing this.

## Physical description

### Eye color

Brown

**Bio**

Jack was born in Late December of 1981, he was Born in a bathroom in a nightclub in Moscow, during the Soviet Union's final 10 years

**Personality**

Jack is a gun/anime loving man, who only pays with the remaining soviet rubles he has after being traumatized after the collapse of the USSR, Since 1991 he has watched anime constantly and making his brain fall apart with the time, he was mistreated by his sister who was always disappointed in him. But his personality is generally bragging his shooting skills as a little virgin bitch, he is extremely patriotic from Russia and hates every single person that is against it, he even tried to brutally bury Jake with a tank manufactured in Russia and drink his blood and eat feed his organs to his children. But after The Texas Potato Economy Crash he toned down his insanity, and became more normal, he still owns a sniper rifle, following the 2022 Invasion of Ukraine, he turned against Russia and stayed in Ukraine's side.

He appears to have Mental Problems and be absent minded in The Potato Chip Shortage, claiming that he would show the Canadians Porn, Potatoes, Drugs and Memes, he has no hesitation or qualms with murder and committing crimes.
San d'Oria Mission 5-2

### Walkthrough

* After completing 5-1, you need 3 stacks of crystals worth of Rank points before you can get 5-2.
* After accepting this mission, go speak to Halver and then Prince Trion for a cutscene.
* Form a full level 55+ party and travel to Xarcabard and on to Castle Zvahl Baileys .
* Upon zoning into Castle Zvahl Baileys , go straight until you encounter the first intersection and make a left. Go down a small flight of stairs and then turn right and follow the left wall and you will enter the Orc section of the castle.
* Go through the area to the west again and eventually you will zone into Castle Zvahl Keep.
* Once you enter Castle Zvahl Keep, you will have to open several gates, very often in front of mobs that detect on sight.
* You will encounter a series of teleport devices. These devices will cancel the Invisible effect after they are used. Once you use the last device, run to the west exit of the map where you will find a zoneline to the Throne Room.
* When ready, gather in front of the door. When you enter, a cutscene will happen and the fight begins. Cast the prefight buffs before getting closer.
* The Shadow Lord has 2 forms. In the first form he alternates between physical and magic immunity. He has magic immunity until around 50% HP, then starts to switch to physical. From this point he will switch about every 5 minutes or 1000 damage.

* When Shadow Lord starts taking 0 damage from physical attacks, mages need to nuke repeatedly and rest when melee are able to deal damage again.
* When he's immune to magic, he uses a Dark Nova WS (AOE Darkness damage) and casts Black Mage spells.

* Dark Nova seems to indicate that he will switch to physical immunity very soon, after casting a spell or two. So use your TP quickly.

* When he's immune to physical, he uses a variety of WS (Giga Slash, Kick Back, Umbra Smash).

* After the first form is defeated, a cutscene will appear. The second form will show up after the cutscene and does not wait for you to rest.
* This form of Shadow Lord will do nothing but a AOE attack but only has 4000 HP and should die quickly.

* Melees should use their 2 hour abilities and Icarus Wing if possible to have TP for their best weaponskill. Mages should cast their Curaga spells.

* After this form is defeated, another cutscene occurs. Once the cutscene ends, you will be transported back to the enterance of Castle Zvahl Baileys.
* The Shadow Lord gives experience points for a Level 60 mob.
* Report back to Prince Trion in the Great Hall for another cutscene.
* Speak to Halver for Rank 6 and your Gil when the scene is finished.

### Game Description

Mission Orders
Head to Castle Zvahl in Xarcabard. Visit Chateau d'Oraguille to learn more.
Warrior

Specializing in the arts of battle, Warriors are masters of all aspects of combat.

Warriors are a very versatile melee class that can equip almost all of the armor and weapons available in the game, and thus and can fill a number of different roles in a party. Warriors have the ability to wear heavy armor and tank, protecting their comrades from the enemy attacks. Warriors are also masters of the powerhouse Axe and Great Axe weapons, and are among the most powerful damage dealers in the game.
Black Mage

Through devastating magic spells, Black Mages (BLM) bring tremendous firepower to the battlefield. A Black Mage's job is simply to cast offensive spells and destroy enemies. Although they are known for their Elemental Magic, they also possess a few highly-valued utilitarian spells. In battle, Black Mages are often called upon to participate in skillchains by finishing each chain off with a magic burst, adding even more destructive power to a party's repertoire. Players starting the game as a Black Mage receive an Onion Staff and a Scroll of Stone.

## Spell List

See Black Mage Spell List for where to find spells as well as other information.
Bastok Mission 5-1

### Walkthrough

* Head back to your hometown and speak to your mission NPC who will inform you that you are needed at Chateau d'Oraguille.
* After you arrive at the castle you will get a cutscene, its not over yet, you must speak with Halver before you can continue this mission, he will award you the seal of Fei'Yin.

* Note - this quest cannot be completed without the seal.

* Form a level 50 party. You may use anyone from any nation currently on Mission 5-1, as it is the same for all 3 nations.
Everyone will need level 50 gear as this is capped at level 50.
* The location of Fei'Yin is in the northeast corner of Beaucedine Glacier. Upon entering Fei'Yin your party will encounter another cutscene involving Zeid.
* Upon entering, head east towards (K-6). At (K-6) you will see 2 dolls. There is a cermet gate on the east wall. Click on this gate and you will zone into Qu'Bia Arena. While in the waiting area, prep up for the fight.

* The majority of the mobs in Fei'Yin detect on sound, but there are several mobs that aggro to magic.

* The boss is the Archlich Taber'quoan with 6-8 minions. Concentrate on the Archlich and once he is dead you are done. There is a level cap of 50 for the boss and only 6 people (one party) can enter at a time.
Archlich Taber'quon is a BLM type skeleton with Sleepga II and Freeze, and will use the 2hr ability Manafont.
* After defeating Archlich, a cutscene will take place. At the end of the cutscene, you will receive a new key item. Report back to Halver.

### Game Description

Mission Orders
You are to head north to a place called Fei'Yin on the Beaucedine Glacier. Go to the President's Office for a full briefing. Naji will show you in.
Windurst Mission 9-2

### Walkthrough

* After visiting the Star Sibyl you must collect 3 song verses from Ro'Maeve, Chamber of Oracles and Temple of Uggalepih.

#### Ro'Maeve

* This one is soloable with Silent Oils.
* Head to the Qu'Hua Spring at H-6 for a short cutscene.

#### Chamber of Oracles

* Go to C-11 of Western Altepa Desert via a tunnel from D-11 and enter the Quicksand Caves. Sneak is needed throughout this area. You enter at J-11, follow a path to a door with a switch circle at I-9. This is a weight controlled door, the door needs eather 1 Galka, 2 of any other race, or 3 Tarutaru standing in the center of the circle to open the door.
* At the T-intersection ahead turn left, go to H-7 and open another weight-operated door. Keep going and fall down to the lower sand level. Now hug to the left and you will eventually enter the Chanber of Oracles.
* After another short cutscene you will recive the key item.

#### Temple of Uggalpih

* First you must obtain a Uggalipih Key found on Tonberry cutters in the Temple of Uggalepih
* From the main entrance to the temple hug the right until you zone back into Yhoator Jungle and then re-enter by hugging the left wall. Keep in mind that Invisible is needed throught the temple.
* Once inside, head to E-8 where you will find a Granite Door. The Uggalipih Key will open the door for a whole alliance if you wish.
* You can either fight your way through to the ??? on top of the stairs between the 4 bookshelves or run through and touch and have somone cast Escape.

#### Full Moon Fountain

* Return to the Star Sibyl with the 3 verses for a cutscene.
* Next go to Full Moon Fountain for fight with 4 Ace Cardians.

* A party of 70-75 is recomended for a safe fight.
* A common battle plan used is to have someone sleep all 4 then have your tank pick 1 by 1 in this order Baton->Coins->Swords then stop and rest until full. When everyone is ready attack the final cardian Cups.

* After Cups is defeated you will get a cutscene and then a Manticore (Yali) and Wyvern (Tatzlwurm) will spawn and need to be defeated. Ajido-Marujido will also appear to help you out.
* Let Ajido-Marujido pick the one he wants to kill first. Have everyone but one person kill the first mob while the one person kites the other monster.

* Make sure the healer keeps Ajido's health up as if he dies you lose the mission.

* After the fight return to Heavens tower and examine the Vestal Chambers twice to get two cutscenes and complete the mission.

### Game Description

Mission Orders
To lure the Bearer of Darkness to the Full Moon Fountain, you must collect the three verses of the ancient people. As her guiding star, the Star Sibyl is counting on you to help her decide the path for Windurst's future. The fate of Windurst rests upon your shoulders!
Healing the Land

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### Walkthrough

* Upstairs in the Cathedral you will find Eperdur. He will tell you that there is word of a foul wind coming from Gusgen Mines that is blowing on the Crag of Dem in Konschtat Highlands. The seal that stops the dead from walking is weakening. Eperdur gives you key item: Seal of banishing.
* Travel to the Gusgen Mines and pull the left-most lever at H-7. From there, head north-east to F-5 and take the tunnel down. On the back of the shed at G-8 you will find a ???. Click it to place a seal of banishing on it.
* Return to Eperdur for your reward.

### Game Description

**Client:** Eperdur (Cathedral, Northern San d'Oria)

**Summary:**

Spirits of the dead in the Gusgen Mines blow an evil wind upon the land. Take a seal of banishing to a shack in the deepest tunnel within.
San d'Oria Mission 7-2

### Walkthrough

* Trading four stacks of crystals will give the necessary rank points for this mission.
* When you have enough rank points, instead of offering you the list of missions, the gate guard will tell you to go to the Chateau garden.
* Go to the garden for a cutscene.
* Return to the gate guard after the cutscene to receive the actual mission.
* Head to Horlais Peak. Only people currently on San d'Oria Mission 7-2 or people that have completed this mission will be allowed to enter the battlefield.
* Only 6 party members are permitted to enter.
* This BCNM is not capped.

* It is recomended that you have a BLM with Sleepga II, or a Bard.

* Upon entering the battlefield, you will find 2 Warmachines and 3 Orcs:

* Darokbok of Clan Reaper (PLD)
* Derakbak of Clan Wolf (DRG)
* Jagidbod of the Clan Reaper (RNG)
* Wolf Clan Warmachine
* Reaper Clan Warmachine

* The BLM should run in and Elemental Seal + Sleepga II the orcs. The order of the BCNM should be Warmachine, Warmachine, PLD, DRG, wyvern, RNG.
* Once the BCNM is cleared, report back to the gate guard to finish the mission.

### Game Description

Mission Orders
Reports from Ghelsba indicate that the Orcs in Yughott Grotto are up to something. Investigate, but speak of this to no one.
Windurst Mission 6-2

### Walkthrough

* After talking with guards gate and accepting mission, go see Star Sibyl in Heavens Tower who will tell you of a competition between Yagudo and Windhurst and give you the key item Holy One's Invitation.
* She will give you the Title: "Hero on Behalf of Windhurst"
* Go to Burning Circle Balga's Dais in Giddeus. One party of 6 enter and you will fight 4 NM Yagudo (level 64).

* Nuu Kofu the Gentle (WHM)
* Chaa Paqu the Profound(SMN)
* Buu Xolo the Bloodfaced (SAM)
* Juu Zeni the Poisonmist (NIN)

* The Yagudo can be slept and should be killed in the order listed above. They will use their 2 hour abilities. Defeat them to obtain the key item Balga Champion Certificate.
* When they are defeated go to Castle Oztroja and fight coffer key mobs untill a Judgment Key drops - only one is needed.
* You will have to get past a Yagudo High Priest to get to the Brass Door. The high priest can see through invisible.
* Whoever has the Judgment Key must trade it to the Brass Door. The key has 1 use only then will disappear so be sure everyone gets through while the door is open. This door does not stay open long, and is not openable from the back side.
* Speak with the Kaa Toru the Just just inside the door to obtain the Holy One's Oath and an Ashura Necklace.
* Return to Windurst and talk to the Star Sibyl to complete the mission.

### Game Description

Mission Orders
A mission issued by Heavens Tower. In reply to the Yagudo Holy One's invitation, you are to compete and triumph at the contest held at Balga's Dais deep within Giddeus.
BCNM's

## BCNMs, KSNMs, and ENMs

\*Note\* These are the only ones working right now and as they get opened up, this list will be updated

You can find a list also on the website - https://www.atavismxi.com/working

## Balgas Dais

Treasure and Tribulations (BS50)

Wild Wild Whiskers (BS60)

Divine Punishers (BS60)

Early Bird Catches the Wyrm (KS99)

## Waughroon Shrine

Royal Jelly (BS40)

Up in Arms (BS60)

Operation Desert Swarm (KS30)

## Horlais Peak

Carapace Combatants (BS30)

Under Observation (BS40)

Double Dragonian (KS30)

## Sacrifical Chamber

Jungle Boogymen (BS60)

Amphibian Assault (BS60)
Windurst Mission 3-3

### Walkthrough

* Talk to the Star Sibyl who will direct direct you to the Windurst embassy in Ru'lude Gardens. Make sure to get the key item that will give you a cut scene at the Jeuno embassy.
* Head to Delkfutt's Tower in Qufim, where you will need to climb up to the tenth floor and fight the NM giant Porphyrion.

* It is suggested that you have the Map of Qufim Island, which can be purchased in Lower Jeuno and the Map of Delkfutt's Tower, which is obtained from the quest The Antique Collector.

* There are 10 floors in the Tower divided in 3 parts linked by teleport. Here are the locations of the stairs/teleports:

* 1st Floor: E-6 (NW)
* 2nd Floor: I-9 (SE, deadend at H-9, so go east first)
* 3rd Floor: G-6 (or J-8, but I think that might be one way only)
* 4th Floor: I-6 (NE, deadends at G-7, H-9, J-9)
* 5th Floor: H-9 (S, deadend at I-10, so go west first)
* 6th Floor: J-10 (SE)
* 7th Floor: F-6 (NW)
* 8th Floor: (1st time): I-6 (NE)
* 9th Floor: (1st time): I-9 (SE, this sends you back to 8th floor)
* 8th Floor: (2nd time): F-9 -> 9th Floor
* 9th Floor: (2nd time): F-6 -> 10th Floor

* Once you are on the 10th Floor you fight Porphyrion at H-8 for Delkfutt Key.

* Porphyrion will drop 6 Delkfutt keys each and is a 10 minute respawn.

* After everyone has a Delkfutt Key, use elevator at H-8 and descend the long stairway to return to the first floor.
* Head to the tunnel to the east walk down the stairs down to the basement and speak with the Windurst ambassadors at M-7 Windurst.
* Return to the Windurst Embassy in Ru'lude Gardens to receive your reward.

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### Game Description

Mission Orders
As requested by the Star Sibyl, you are to render service at the Embassy of Windurst in Jeuno. Great responsibility and tact are required.
Subjob Quest

## Overview

A job that can be "equipped" to allow a character to use its abilities, traits, and stats. An equipped Support Job is displayed at half the level of a character's main job, and as such only gives access to abilities and traits up to the displayed level. Equipping a Support Job does not affect the experience points of the equipped job, it has no effect on the level of the job in the *Job Levels* status screen.

## Limitations

There are a few limitations to the use of the Support Job's abilities:

* Subjob Two Hour Special cannot be used.
* Subjob Armors or Weapons cannot be equiped.
* You will not gain skill-ups to Combat skills or Magic Skills only useable by the subjob.

In order to gain the ability to equip a Support Job, a character must first reach Level 18 and complete either the quest Elder Memories or The Old Lady.

See below for both quests. **REMEMBER You can only do one or the other, once you start one you can't do the other.**

## Walkthrough

* Talk to Isacio (G-10) Selbina to activate quest Elder Memories or talk to Vera (G-10) Mhaura to activate quest The Old Lady.
	+ Once one quest is active the other can never be activated.
	+ Both quests have varied objectives but will result in the same reward.
* If you talked to Isacio, obtain Damselfly Worm, Magicked Skull, and Crab Apron.
* If you talked to Vera, obtain Wild Rabbit Tail, Dhalmel Saliva, and Bloody Robe.
* Trade in the items to the respective NPCs to unlock Support Job access for player.

 Requirements
 Items Needed
 Repeatable
 Reward
San d'Oria Mission 3-3

### Walkthrough

* Upon receiving the mission, report to Halver. He will direct you to the embassy in Ru'lude Gardens. Report to the embassy there and you will get a cutscene. Now it is time to make this trek up the Delkfults Tower.
* Head to Delkfutt's Tower in Qufim, where you will need to climb up to the tenth floor and fight the NM giant Porphyrion.

* It is suggested that you have the Map of Qufim Island, which can be purchased in Lower Jeuno and the Map of Delkfutt's Tower, which is obtained from the quest The Antique Collector.

* There are 10 floors in the Tower divided in 3 parts linked by teleport. Here are the locations of the stairs/teleports:

* 1st Floor: E-6 (NW)
* 2nd Floor: I-9 (SE, deadend at H-9, so go east first)
* 3rd Floor: G-6 (or J-8, but I think that might be one way only)
* 4th Floor: I-6 (NE, deadends at G-7, H-9, J-9)
* 5th Floor: H-9 (S, deadend at I-10, so go west first)
* 6th Floor: J-10 (SE)
* 7th Floor: F-6 (NW)
* 8th Floor: (1st time): I-6 (NE)
* 9th Floor: (1st time): I-9 (SE, this sends you back to 8th floor)
* 8th Floor: (2nd time): F-9 -> 9th Floor
* 9th Floor: (2nd time): F-6 -> 10th Floor

* Once you are on the 10th Floor you fight Porphyrion at H-8 for Delkfutt Key.

* Porphyrion will drop 6 Delkfutt keys each and is a 10 minute respawn.

* After everyone has a Delkfutt Key, use elevator at H-8 to return to the first floor.
* Head to the tunnel to the east walk down the stairs down to the basement and speak with the San d'Orian ambassador at M-8.
* Return to the San d'Orian Embassy in Ru'lude Gardens to receive your reward.

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### Game Description

Mission Orders
Head to the Embassy of San d'Oria in Jeuno to fill your appointed post.