Tex Story Part Three: Buzz Lightyear. EXE Goes Beyond Infinity

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Toppy, Tex, Rohan, Dave, Woody, Buzz, Jessie, Bullseye, Rex, Hamm, Mr. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, Slinky, the Aliens, and I were now in the garage, getting the items that we needed to make a vehicle to head to Pizza Planet to get the Pizza Planet Truck that we needed to save the multiverse from EXE.

"OK, babe," Buzz said to Woody. "What do we need from the neighborhood to make this vehicle?"

"Well, Buzzy poo," said Woody. "I think that we need an engine, some wheels, and pretty much anything that we can use to make this vehicle look like a really convincing limo!"

"Genius!" said Buzz. "All health inspectors ride limos!"

Buzz and Woody than kissed, much to our disgust.

"Guys!" said Toppy. "Get a room! Will you? We still need to get the actual limo built."

"Oh, right," said Buzz, getting back to the task at hand. "Multiverse Protectors, you're with me. The rest of you are with Woody."

"OK!" said all of the toys, as they split up.

"To where we get the parts AND BEYOND!!!!!!!" said Buzz, as we went with him to get the parts we needed to make our limo.

Our first stop was at the next door neighbor's house to get some wheels. We saw that the neighbor had two cars parked in the driveway. One was a normal Ford F-150, nothing too crazy. But the other. Oh, the other. The other car was a Bugatti A much nicer car.

"OK, guys," said Buzz. "Which wheels should we get? The F-150 or the Bugatti?"

"Well," said Toppy. "I'm not trying to get arrested again. So, the F-150."

"The Bugatti?" said Buzz, stupidly.

"NO! THE F-150!!!!!!!!!" yelled Toppy.

"But the Bugatti would be more convincing, Toppy," I said. "The F-150's wheels are way too big for a limo."

"Let's do a contest for this," said Buzz. "Whoever gets three questions right between you and me, Toppy, gets to decide. Deal?"

"Deal," said Toppy.

"I'll run the quiz show," said Dave. "First question: What time does the Krusty Krab open?"

"9:30 AM?" said Toppy.

"Correct!" said Dave. "Question two: How much does a Krabby Patty cost?"

"$2.99," said Toppy.

"On Wednesday," said Dave.

"Um, 99 Cents?" said Buzz.

"One point for Buzz!" said Dave. "We have a tie so far. But this will break it: If we're discussing the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding, what do we do?"

"Oh, that's an easy one!" said Toppy before getting stumped. "Let's see: The January and the vanilla pudding. Um, um, um.. Pass?"

"WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said Dave. "Buzz wins! We take the Bugatti wheels off!"

"To be far," said Buzz. "I don't even know what the Krusty Krab is. Those were all lucky guesses."

"Buzz," said Toppy, angrily. "If we get arrested because of this, I just want you to know that it is YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!"

"Toppy," said Rohan. "We're toys. They won't even notice us."

"Oh yeah," said Toppy, as he unscrewed the Bugatti wheels. "We are Lego minifigures and Buzz is a space toy. We are so small, I doubt that anyone will.."

At that moment, a man wearing a skull shirt walked outside and saw us taking his wheels.

"Oh no," said Buzz. "Not Sid!"

"Sid?" asked Rohan.

"Sid is a psychopathic person who spent his entire childhood destroying toys," said Buzz. "But after he found out that we were alive, he became a punk rock musician and has dedicated his entire life to trying to kill me and Woody."

"Why you guys imparticular?" I asked.

"Well, we scared him and caused him to become a social outcast in high school," said Buzz. "But he's doing well for himself. He's sold 42,000,000 albums as part of the band, Nirvana 2.0, in which he plays drums for."

"Wait," said Toppy. "Nirvana is revived in this universe?! Why?! No one can replace Kurt, Kirst, and Dave!"

"EXACTLY!!!" said Buzz. "The band in this universe consists of Sid on drums, Lil Wayne on guitar, Flea on bass, and Post Malone on vocals! I can't see why they should 42,000,000 albums. They are honestly garbage. A disgrace to Kurt Cobain, who is working as a voice actor now."

"So, Kurt Cobain's alive in this universe too?" said Toppy. "Why did he retire from music?"

"Well," said Buzz. "After the disastrous In Utero tour, Kurt decided that music wasn't for him anymore. So, he broke up the original Nirvana and started doing a few adult cartoons here and there. Then, his big break came with his role as RJ in the live-action Over the Hedge. He also hesitantly contributed one song to the soundtrack, which he did with Nirvana 2.0."

"How is this helping us get the wheels and get away from Sid?" asked Rohan.

"Just RUUUUUN!" said Buzz, as Sid got closer and closer.

We all nodded and ran for it, carrying each wheel of the Bugatti in our small Lego hands. Sid did try to get us a few times. But to no avail. But then, he saw Buzz's feet and called out to him.

"BUZZ!" yelled Sid, as we got away with the wheels. "Congratulations! You just made me killing you my number one goal!"

We then went to another neighbor's house to get the next part for our limo.

"OK, guys," said Buzz. "The next part we need is a black long body to attach the wheels to."

"I think I see one," I said, pointing to a long Mercedes Benz.

"Oh no," said Toppy. "We were lucky to get away from Sid. We are not taking away a Mercedes body. How about we make one instead?"

"And risk the failure of your mission? No way!" said Buzz, as he pulled the body off of the Benz. "Besides, I doubt anyone will..."

At that moment, we saw a prospector doll run out of the house, holding his pickaxe.

"STINKY PETE!!!!!" said Buzz, in horror. "He tried to kidnap Woody, Jessie, and Bullseye, so he could go to a toy museum in Japan. He has also dedicated his entire life to trying to kill me."

"BUZZ!" yelled Stinky Pete. "What are you doing near my Mercedes?!"

"Grab the body and run," said Dave, as we grabbed the body and ran away to the next house.

"OK, guys," said Buzz. "Now, all we need is a car radio."

"Found one!" said Rohan, as he yeeted a car radio out of a Lamborghini. "Found this in the Lambo!!!!!!!!"

"OK, we got the parts," said Toppy. "Now Buzz, can we please go back to Andy's?"

"OK," said Buzz. "But first, we need an amazing sushi place for me and Woody to get Postmates from. We are planning a very romantic dinner tonight, so we have to search this entire town for a restaurant before we get back to Andy's. We also need a good movie for me and Woody to watch tonight. I like comedy and he's more of a horror person. So, we have to choose a movie that combines..."

At that moment, a bit of EXE got onto Buzz and he started transforming. We all watched in horror as Buzz transformed into Buzz Lightyear. EXE. This time, he had a Halo-style helmet, black skin, and red eyes.

"Buzz?" said Dave.

"Buzz is gone!" said Buzz Lightyear. EXE, as he shot a laser at Dave, knocking him out. "Who's next?!"

"Dave!" I said, in horror.

"Don't you guys see?" said Dave, weakly. "He has EXE in him. It's eating away at his heart, just like it did to us and those characters we encountered. You know what to do, bros. I believe in you!"

Then, Dave fainted, as we got into our battle stances.

"What's the plan?" asked Rohan.

"RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!" I yelled.

We all nodded and ran all across town, with Buzz Lightyear. EXE on our tail. We were then backed up behind a sushi place and a movie place. Buzz Lightyear. EXE creeped up slowly onto us.

"TIME FOR DINNER!" said Buzz Lightyear. EXE, sinisterly.

"HOW ABOUT A HUG?!" said a voice.

At that moment, we saw Dave hug Buzz Lightyear. EXE and turn him back into Buzz Lightyear. Then, we saw Asriel the Goat Human hug him a second time to be sure. However, like us, he was also a Lego minifigure.

"Asriel?!" said Toppy, in shock.

"Toppy?!" said Asriel.

"What are you doing here?" asked Toppy.

"Well," said Asriel. "Long story: I had a dream that I was back at the THX logo, being put on trial by The Illuminati. Professor X told me about how you guys are a group of heroes on a mission to save the multiverse from a substance called EXE. In order to stop it, he assigned you guys the task of finding all of the Main Six, a series of six items needed to stop EXE. You got the first one, a doorknob that is special to you. The next item is a combination of two vehicles, the Pizza Planet Truck from this world. So, I asked him if I could help you guys out. He said sure."

"OK," said Toppy. "Welcome to The Multiverse Protectors, Asriel. These are Kadin7366666, Rohan Hordern, Dave1995Alt, and Buzz Lightyear. Guys, this is the fluffy boyfriend I was telling you about, Asriel."

"Nice to meet you," said Rohan, before he noticed the limousine. "I see you put together our limo we needed."

"Yep!" said Asriel. "Now, we are ready for tomorrow."

"Actually," said Tex. "At this rate, with EXE changing each toy into a monster, we might never get to the Pizza Planet truck. So, I have a new plan: We will use all of Andy's Lego bricks to build Lego models of ourselves as Pizza Planet employees and customers to get inside. The employees will sneak into where they keep the Pizza Planet trucks, while the customers will keep watch with the toys to make sure no more EXE transformations happen. Or worst: Sid and Stinky Pete show up."

"Sounds good to me," said Buzz. "Also, thank you. You found a sushi place called Super Hotdog Rocket Stand Man Band Tan Sushi for me and Woody to eat at and you found the movie, How High, for us to watch! This is gonna be a good date night! Let's get home!"

So, we went back to Andy's Place with our newest member, Asriel, more than ready to get that Pizza Planet Truck. But the EXE would once again gallop into our business.

(To be continued...)