Bowser vs Starfire (Nintendo vs Teen Titans)

## Pre-fight

Bowser sat on his throne in the castle, waiting for Mario to arrive. Suddenly, Starfire crashed right through the roof and landed down onto the floor. “Who are you?” Bowser asked getting off his throne and walking down the stairs. “I’m Starfire, and I’ll be taking you down for stealing princesses.” Starfire answered.

## Fight

Immediately, Starfire rushed over to Bowser and attacked the Koopa King with a barrage of punches. After she was done with the punch barrage, Starfire went in for a kick, but Bowser used his Whirling Fortress technique, sending Starfire a few feet back. Bowser then used his fire breath on Starfire, burning her and pushing her up against a stone pillar. Bowser rushes over to Starfire and throws a punch at her, but she dodges the hit and strikes Bowser in the stomach with three kicks, knocking him back. Starfire then shoots out four energy blasts at Bowser, destroys all of them with four fireballs. Bowser then ran over to Starfire and swung his claws on her right arm, causing blood to ooze out of her wound. Starfire kicks Bowser in the stomach before punching him in the face, sending him crashing right through six stone pillars, causing the room to start shaking.

Bowser got up and Starfire dashes behind him, striking Bowser in the back of the head with a swift kick. Bowser turns around and slashes his claws across Starfire’s chest, knocking her back. Bowser began throwing hammers at Starfire, who dodges every single one of them with ease. Starfire flew over to Bowser and threw out a punch at the Koopa King, but he dodged the hit and kicked Starfire in the stomach, causing her to spit out some blood. The Koopa King then punches Starfire out of his castle window and she crashes up against a nearby item block, spilling out coins next to her. She got up and shot out a energy blast at Bowser, who dodges the attack and runs over to Starfire. Bowser punches Starfire in the face four times, sending her crashing up against a brick wall.

Starfire unleashes a barrage of energy blasts all over Bowser’s body, making multiple explodes and knocking the Koopa King back. Starfire dashes over to Bowser and strikes him in the face with four strong kicks before trying to punch Bowser in the face, but he dodges the hit and slashes his claws across her chest five times. Bowser then delivered a stiff punch on Starfire’s face, sending her back. Starfire unleashes a green energy beam at the Koopa King, who counters to her attack with his fire breath. Both opponents struggle for a moment until Starfire adds extra to her energy beam by shooting out a small energy beam from her hands, making her attack bigger and stronger as it pushes Bowser’s fire breath away. Starfire’s attack eventually engulfs Bowser in a spiral of black flames and pushes him away from the area. Starfire stops her energy beam and looks out into the distance, seeing Bowser’s shell on the ground.

“Finally. It’s over.” Starfire said, walking towards the shell. “You fool! This fight isn’t over!” Bowser yelled out inside of his shell before doing a Whirling Fortress on Starfire, sending her back with multiple bloody cuts on her body. Bowser shoots out two fireballs and they collided with Starfire, making two big explosions that sent her back. Starfire shoots out a starbolt at Bowser, but he dodges the attack. She then dashes over to Bowser and throws a punch at him, but he dodges the hit and punches Starfire in the face. The Koopa King then impales his left claws right through Starfire’s stomach, making Starfire cough up a large amount of blood as she stumbles back a bit.

With her arms wrapped around her stomach, Starfire falls to her knees. “Ah, my bladder! It needs to be emptied out!” Starfire quietly muttered out in pain. Even though she didn’t wanted to, Starfire had no other choice but to relief herself. While Starfire reluctantly pees inside her skirt, Bower takes a few steps back, gaining a some distance from her. Before Starfire could finish doing her business or even realize what Bowser was going to do, it was already too late for her. Bowser preforms a Whirling Fortress and heads straight towards Starfire, who can only watch on as he gets closer and closer to her. Bowser eventually strikes into Starfire with enough force to spilt her in half, killing the princess instantly as her upper body crashes into a stone wall, staining it red with her blood.

## Conclusion

Starfire’s legs then fall over, gushing out blood from the waist, while also pushing out a large chunks of crap from her backside, smearing all over her urine-stained panties. “I’ve won! Haha!” Bowser cheered out in victory before shooting out a fireball at Starfire’s legs, hitting them and creating a massive explosion, burning off the skin and clothing from her legs. Bowser then walks back to his castle and sits back down on his throne. “Minions, clean this mess up!” Bowser ordered. His minions cleaned up the wreckage and Bowser looks out the window, seeing Mario walking down the path as he unknowingly goes past the upper half of Starfire’s body.