Percy's Transforming Spaceship

### Characters Present

Percy JacksonRazputin AquatoLili ZanottoChi YamadaAnnTerryCocchiAudrey DrewBendyEmilyCakeGlamrock FreddyGregorySteven UniverseFriskZimDib MembraneGaz MembraneSixMonoZiggy

## Synopsis

Razputin introduces our heroes to one of his friends and our heroes discover that Percy’s $5 spaceship can turn into anything!

## Summery

Raz comes through the portal to his home dimension with a friend in tow. The two make their way to the park where the Tide Turners-minus Percy- are rendezvousing. Raz comes over and introduces them to his friend, Lili. They all introduce themselves. Percy comes in his spaceship. They all greet him. Zim goes over to the ship and hops in it. He claims that he knows more about spaceships than anyone else here, then is cut short as he notices the buttons on the control panel. GIR notices a button with a sandwich sub on it and eagerly hits it. The ship turns into a submarine. The others are in awe as Zim presses another button and the ship turns into another mode of transportation. And then another, and another. At one point, it turns into a house. The group all decide to explore the inside.

There are too many bedrooms to count, a surprisingly nice kitchen, several bathrooms, a TV room, a computer room, a pet room, a especially nice deck that looks out on the outside, and a very large room with a fireplace. Percy calls a meeting in this room, and they all decide that this should be their clubhouse of sorts. They discover that the house can talk. It gives them each a harmless knife for cutting open portals for when the portalgates are too far away. This reminds Raz and Lili that they have to be at an important Psychonauts meeting in a few minutes and they have to leave.

The two of them walk outside and Lili uses the knife to open the portal to their dimension. Raz tells her to go ahead and that he'll catch up in a second. Steven comes outside and tells Raz that he's glad that he feels comfortable in their group and that he's welcome to hang out with them whenever he pleases. Raz thanks him and goes through the portal.

When Raz gets to the other side, however, he finds the pale and unconscious bodies of Milla Vodello and Sasha Nien at his feet. He is concerned until he sees his friend Dogen Boole sitting on a bench. Raz rushes over and asks him what's going on, but when he sees his friends face, it's pale and pupiless, just like his teachers'. He then looks around and finds Lili laying on the ground. He rushes over to her, just to find her like the others: Cold and un-moving. He is heartbroken, and as he asks to himself who did this, a cold, cruel laugh sounds off around him. A tall, shadowy jester figure appears before him. He says that he's been expecting Razputin for quite some time. Raz asks what he did to the others, and the figure tells him that they've simply been deprived of their life forces. He says his reasoning is beyond Razputin's understanding, and Raz responds by tossing a psycho-portal onto the jester's head.

When he enters the brain, he falls into an ocean of black goo. The entire brain is completely covered in the gooey substance, making it impossible for Raz to see anything. The goo surrounding him begins to pull him under. Frantically, Raz looks around, but instead of finding an exit, he only sees imagery of horrible faces and gruesome sights of things no one can forget. After letting out a cry of horror, the goo pulls him completely under. The goo enters his eyes, mouth and nose as he barely manages to get out his smelling salts.

He gets booted out of the mind and weekly crawls over to Lili's unconscious body. He grabs his portal knife and cuts open a portal. Barely standing, he carries Lili through the portal.

The portal sends Raz and his unconscious girlfriend outside Percy's House Ship, where everyone is hanging out. After coming through, Raz collapses on the ground and drops Lili. Steven rushes over to them as Raz starts to cough up black goo. It spills out of his eyes and nose as well. Raz blacks out as the others bring him and Lili inside.

Once he regains consciousness, he coughs up more of the goo from before. The rest ask what happened, and he tells them. They come to the conclusion that they need to go on a quest to get Lili and everyone else's life forces back and stop the person who did this. They wonder how they'll travel on this quest, and then the house informs them that it can grow legs. Big mechanical chicken legs, at that. And with that, they set off.