Season 2, Session 0, Episode 7

* + **Joo’nem - Rough night, being on the wrong side of the law had him tossing and turning**
	+ **XIII - sleeps well pretty much no matter what.  Excited to see magic from the sisters**
	+ **Guer - Little nervous but**
	+ **Treble - Bad night, and really struggling with Puck missing**
* **DM reviews the size of the dew drops**
* **Guer wakes and goes through Pucks place to find some Cawa (Coffee)**

* + **Everyone gets a cup, XIII gets a little hyper from it**
* **Lylesh wakes up, fixes herself up but hasn’t slept well in a loong time**
* **XIII talks with Lylesh**

* + **He tells her that he will be sure to handle Cain**
	+ **She gets insight into religion in general**
	+ **The hope and faith is a refreshing thought**
	+ **She considers him a close friend**
	+ **She offers XIII a cracker**
* **Joo’nem and Guer meet below the house**

* + **Joo’nem doesn’ t think Lylesh should see what happened at the house**
	+ **Guer gives Joo’nem the Cawa and heads up to clean**
* **As Guer heads up to Lylesh’s house, he sees some Dwarves, some of which have glowing Red eyes.  A sign that they are Bane Dwarves.**

* + **He runs back to tell the others**
	+ **Lylesh asks how they could have come so fast**
	+ **Guer wants to go immediately**
* **Everyone gets their shit and makes their way south**
* **Joo’nem rolls shit stealth and some Dwarves hear us**

* + **They come at us, with a ‘leader’ with glowing Red eyes**
	+ **They roll up and attack Joo’nem taking ⅔ of his health!**
* **Joo’nem trumpets with his Channel Divinity and all the guards fail**

* + **They drop what they are holding, and he picks up the glowing red axe that he got hit with**
	+ **\*\*Rule correction: charmed creatures can act normally, just not try to ‘harm’ the charmer**
* **XIII takes out one of the lesser guards with non-lethal blows at the request of Joo’nem**
* **Guer runs up, heals Joo’nem and tells everyone to get the fuck out!**
* **Treble grabs Lylesh and books it**
* **Joo’nem grabs his shit and runs**
* **XIII runs as well but sees a bunch more guards coming**
* **Joo’nem is going to surrender, seeing that they are flanked from all sides**
* **Everyone else is running in circles, and eventually try to hide**
* **The guard puts his axe to Joo’nem’s throat**

* + **We are here to arrest you for burning down a villiage**
	+ **“If your friends don’t come out, I will kill your friend!”**
* **Everyone comes out, but Guer**

* + **He goes up and Thunderwaves 4 of the guards and kills them**
	+ **XIII tells them that Lylesh is our prisoner, granting her some vain of innocence**
	+ **He tries to make the rest follow him with a taunt then runs**
* **The guards threaten everyone else which forces Guer to come back, as they “Took the coward’s route”**
* **They line us up, put us on our knees, take our weapons**

* + **Treble asks if they know Cain - They don’t want to hear it, they are asking the questions**
* **We are to be brought to Chieftain MagmaJaw to stand trial. There is overwhelming evidence from many witnesses, and we will be put to death**
* **Joo’nem asks what town it was, and they knock him the fuck out**
* **They then knock the rest out as well**
* **We awaken in seperate cells each naked with literally nothing**

* + **Hot stone floors with adamantine doors and brick & red mortar walls**
	+ **We find out quickly that we cannot use any magic**
* **Turns out this is the same prison system that Treble and Guer were in some years ago**
* **They quickly determine that there is a strong sulfur smell**

* + **This is a volcano**
* **We are on trial and this is very swift and determinate trial**

* + **Hill Bane - Religious - Would allow Trial by Combat**
	+ **Mountain Bane - Non Religious**
* **On investigation of our cells**

* + **Doors are Adamantine**
	+ **Sunken red mortar around silver stones**
* **XIII will channel his inner naked mole rat to find somewhere to chip away**
* **Joo’nem scratches away at the mortar with his tusks**

* + **He asks if XIII has his bag**
	+ **No..the fleece is missing also**
* **We then hear some guards bringing a woman down to a cell near us**

* + **We hear a thud then dragging...they are now dragging a limp body to a cell**
* **Joo’nem calls for something to ear or drink**

* + **The guard starts pissing at the bottom of the dor**
	+ **Joo’nem shoulder charges the door to no avail**
* **Guer talks to the new prisoner**

* + **She is still knocked out**
* **Guer looses the roll-off and has to take a Guer**

* + **Everyone blames it on Treble**
* **The female prisoner wakes up as we start pounding on our doors**

* + **She says: Welcome to Turis**

* + - **Very heavily fortified**
		- **This is Mountain Dwarf territory**
	+ **Her name is Raelynn**
* **Raelynn asks us if we are the people here for recent charges**

* + **We are fucked**
	+ **Magmajaw will be here tomorrow for our trial**

* + - **Trials like this must be ruled by a Chieftan**
		- **Magmajaw resides over Turris**
	+ **It’s not going to be much of a trial**

* + - **Several eye witnesses saw us burn down a villiage**
		- **If I were you, I would do everything in your power to not be there**
* **We are on the 3rd story**

* + **She verifies our positions based on echo-location?**
	+ **She asks XIII if he can see a mis-colored stone in his cell**

* + - **This cell has a false brick and he may be able to get out**
	+ **XIII is able to remove red residue around that stone and slip it out**
	+ **XIII finally makes it out and replaces the stone behind him**
	+ **XIII then goes to the adjacent room and tries to break a weak point in the wall to escape**
* **Raelynn is here because she got caught stealing Adamantine from the dwarves**

* + **She relays that there are Six floors to this dungeon**

* + - **Level 1 - Main Entrance; leads to Turris**
		- **Level 2 - Our Gear**
		- **Level 3 - Our Cells - Not patrolled much - Only floor with magic dampener**
		- **Level 4 - Not patrolled much**
		- **Level 5 - Not patrolled much**
		- **Level 6 - Not patrolled much**
	+ **Raelynn does some work for the Hill Dwarfs**

* + - **She stashed some adamtine on Level 4**

* + - * **Her contact is Jadmalin Bluntthorn**
			* **Jadmalin is the best weaponsmith in the world**
			* **Adamantine is really hard to get ahold of, and the Mountain Dwarves have a bit of a monopoly on it**
	+ **Treble is having trouble figuring out which floor is which**
	+ **Treble inspires XIII**
* **XIII breaks through the wall and tours the rest of the 3rd level of the dungeon**

* + **He makes his way around to a ceremonial room with nothing in it**
	+ **Then to a room with a bed of Lava**
	+ **Then a barracks room**
	+ **Then a room of crates with some Alcohol! :)**
	+ **Then a room with some rations**
	+ **Then a room with more alcohol**
	+ **Then he makes his way back around to the cells**

* + - **He shreds some of the potato rations and gives them to Treble**
		- **He soaks some potatoes in alcohol and gives them to Joo’nem**
		- **He shoves the rest under Guer’s door (with the poo) AKA a Poo-tato**
	+ **He finds 3 or 4 more empty rooms**
	+ **Then a room with some water**
	+ **Then FINALLY a key!**

* + - **He tries to open Joo’nem’s cell (percentile key)**
		- **It doesn’t work**
	+ **He goes back to the forge room**

* + - **Finds a Hidden Blade (Assassin’s Creed)**
	+ **He tries Guer’s door and opens it!**
	+ **Tries Treble’s room next**
	+ **Then tries Raelynn’s door**
	+ **He gnaws down the key to make a bump-pick Joo’nem’s lock**

* + - **It works!**
* **XIII and Treble go up to find our shit**
* **Guer and Joo’nem stay and search the floor again**

* + **They find Rations, another key and some Dwarven Ale**
	+ **Then 2 more water rations**
* **XIII gives Treble the hidden blade, and they make their way around the 2nd level**

* + **XIII tells Treble (shit stealth roll) to stick back**
* **Raelynn and XIII move on**

* + **Through a set of open gates**
* **They eventually get to a room with some crates that are locked.  This is probably it**

* + **They see 3 names on the wall:**

* + - **Griddick Grimbranch**
		- **Bullreg Sturdyheart**
		- **Lawstron Greymaker**
* **They keep moving and hear some dwarven voices (2)**

* + **They move in on a surprise round**
	+ **XIII takes one out in 1 turn**
	+ **Treble hits one, Raelynn keeps missing**
	+ **XIII jumps off their new Dwarf friend and kicks the last one**

* + - **They find 2 Battleaxes**
	+ **XIII tears up a bed sheet and offers it to Raelynn, as she has been naked this whole time**
	+ **Treble puts on a set of guard clothes and finds a hand-crossbow & gives the hidden blade back to XIII**
	+ **They find a mechanism that activates when the chests are opened**
	+ **Treble opens it and the doors slam shut**
	+ **Joo’nem and Guer make their way up to meet with the others**

* + - **Right as the doors slam shut**
		- **They cross a walkway over some lava with mechanical arms dipping into the lava**
		- **They make their way back to the slammed door**
	+ **The others work on finding a way to open the doors with some visible levers**
	+ **They open the rest of the chests and find all of our shit**
	+ **Everyone finally  meets up and gets geared up**
* **We decide to go down to the 4th level**

* + **Raelynn helped us out so we will try to help her get her stuff back**
	+ **We could use some good favor from the Hill Dwarves**
* **We open a double set of doors to find a cavernous area**

* + **There is a crater up ahead with the Adamantine stash where they would meet up with the contact**