Chaos In The Offos

"**Chaos In The Offos**" is the 5th episode of the first season of *The Adventures Of Tachy Dixon*, and the 5th episode overall. It premiered on YouTube on May 7th, 2022.

## Synopsis

Casey takes Tachy to her workplace for "Take Your Son To Work Day" (they really should rename it), and Tachy meets an old foe once again. And he has a very sinister plan.

## Plot

The episode opens with M-16 with a different voice. He made cupcakes for the occasion, but Vangof just punches him.

The episode starts with Casey driving Tachy to her workplace, since it's "Take Your Son To Work Day". Tachy doesn't seem to pleased about going however. They make it to the front office, as Casey's friend remarks how cute Tachy is. They make it to the main workspaces, where Jordanzat steps out of his office. Tachy and Jordanzat are shown to have a rivalry. Casey gets back to work, while Jordanzat drags Tachy into his office, threatening to kill him. Tachy makes a promise not to cause trouble. Jordanzat proclaims that he will face consequences if he breaks this promise, and throws him out of his office.

Tachy walks around to see if he can do anything. He runs into Rachel and Matilda. Tachy tells Rachel about his problem, in which she tells him to look for the things around him to make himself less bored. He then spots two kids arm wrestling, and seems interested.

Meanwhile in Jordanzat's office, Jordanzat tells Robot (his assistant) about his plan that he's been preparing for since day 1 of the company. He made cupcakes for everyone in the building, but put built-in chips that turn people into robots. Because of this, he can get away with killing Tachy. Robot eats a cupcake and gets sent to the timeout corner, where he's repeatedly zapped.

Cut back to Tachy, he's wins an arm wrestling match between the two kids. HelmetHead wants a rematch, but Blorxo arm wrestles Tachy....and loses almost every round. The two get fed up, and draw guns to shoot Tachy. Tachy grabs the board that Pink Guy was holding and hits them on the head. HelmetHead gets up and kicks Tachy, knocking down a cubical. Suddenly. every cubical falls down.

Casey, worried, checks on Tachy, who says that HelmetHead made that happen. Jordanzat is watching through the security cameras, as it's a perfect time to set his plan into motion. He bursts out of his office, and has his guards take him away. Casey tries to explain, but is interrupted. Jordanza gets the cupcakes handed out to everyone.

Tachy is in the janitor's closet. Pink Guy then suddenly appears. Pink Guy says he just likes closed spaces. Tachy is upset that he or his mom had no chance to explain. Jordanzat tells Tachy he can come out, but before he could finish, Tachy jumps out and starts repeatedly slapping Jordanzat. Tachy looks up to see the entire office turned into robots.

They all start chasing Tachy. Pink Guy intervenes, but misses the punch on a robot. The robot gets ready to punch then, but Tachy kicks them, and the fall down. It then spits out the chip that turned them into a robot, which turns them back to normal. Tachy recognizes that this was indeed a scheme by Jordanzat. Tachy goes to give him a piece of his mind. Pink Guy then has his voice randomly sound like Ralphie's, which Tachy is shocked over. He runs off to confront Jordanzat, which leaves Pink Guy to deal with the robots. Jordanzat sees Tachy running to his office, where he goes to deal with him himself. He fires his gun repeatedly, missing every shot. Tachy starts beating Jordanzat up, while Pink Guy gets all the chips out of everyone. Tachy then uses his gucci hacks to finish Mr. J off.

Casey gets un-mind controlled, and goes to check on Tachy. Tachy tells her he just got done beating up Jordanzat, which Casey is impressed by. Jordanzat starts groaning, which makes Casey punch him repeatedly.

The police are here to arrest Jordanzat. But before they could do that, Jordanzat swears vengeance on Tachy and his family. But Tachy doesn't care. Jordanzat calls Robot, where Robot turns into a jet pack, which Jordanzat uses to escape. The cops don't care however. Tachy and Casey remark how awesome the day was, and Casey pulls out the Slorpurz coupon from earlier, asking Tachy if he wants to use it, which Tachy is excited to

Cut to Vangof and M-16, Vangof is mad that M-16 would give him cupcakes when he has no mouth.

## Trivia

* This is the first appearance of Jordanzat.
* This is the first episode where Ralphie doesn't appear.
* This episode has noticeably more animation compared to the other episodes.
* This is the first episode where the characters aren't shown in their normal suburban setting throughout the whole episode.
* This is the first time Rachel spoke in the show.
* This is the last episode to be fully edited by Tariq.