Kingdom Hearts II

The Boys and Sora return to save the 'sappy' go lucky world world of Disney all over again.

### Players

* Chris O'Neill
* Ding Dong
* Julian Marcel

### Complete Series

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mywZRiaEh24&t=30706s

***Kingdom Hearts II*** (Japanese: キングダムハーツII Hepburn: *Kingudamu Hātsu Tsū*) is a 2005 action role-playing game developed and published by Square Enix for the PlayStation 2 video game console. The game is a sequel to Kingdom Hearts, and like the original game, combines characters and settings from Disney films with those of Square Enix's *Final Fantasy* series, despite there not actually being any Final Fantasy setting. This is not a game they play, but instead, the Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5+2.5 Final MiX.

In the series, Chris, Ding Dong and Julian continue the story of stupid bitch Sora with new friends Roxas and Fartilda/Childilocks the slave. There's also Donald and Goofy, reprising his role despite the ensuing allegations.

## Plot thus far

One year after Kingdom Hearts, Roxas the stupid fuck wakes up and does some teenager shit. And then again, several times. Then one day he wakes up and for a brief moment, Fartilda (Namine), his slave appears and disappears. She later became known as Childilocks. He falls off a tower at one point and breaks his back, although everyone else gaslights him. Also, Hayner got all pissy, and there was this tournament, but Hayner and Roxas made up just before the match. Then some goofy time stop shit and Roxas meets Reno with even goofier anime hair and spinny stars. Also, Seifer is a complete lamer.

One day, Roxas and his friends Hayner, Dog Street and Olette decide to go mystery hunting. Roxas goes mad with disappointment and hallucinates a whole fucking train and nearly gets hit by it and his friends realize he might be crazy.

Then Roxas and Dog Street meet up a haunted mansion (not the cool one, the boring one), and Roxas sees a girl wearing a white dress, Fartilda, in the window, but Dog Street assumes he's crazy, and they had back home. But then, the next day, Roxas accidentally had noclip on and phased through Hayner, and the three completely ignore him. Turns out, Roxas never existing. But he then meets Reno again, but escapes due to more Za Warudo Ex Machina.

When he makes it to the mansion, there's like 10 flashbacks, and he fights through a brown room with grey enemies. He finally makes it to Fartilda's room, where anime Joshua Graham steals Fartilda and taunts Roxas for being a nobody, though he is respectful, as he allows her to finish her exposition dump.

He then finds a laboratory where he finds a Hi-potion which makes him high, and he sees a bunch of impractically shaped monitors, has more flashbacks, and then smashes it like the malicious vandal he is.

He then fights Reno again, now with two keyblades (which is actually kinda cool). Also, Reno expresses a lot of human emotion for a guy with no emotions. He then finds Goofy and Donald Duck in melting chambers, about to be processed, until he meets anime Joshua Graham who tells him more vague exposition, calling him a tool. But since he's digital, Roxas can't beat him to a pulp. But then, an even bigger pod opens, revealing our beautiful boy Sora, and Roxas' summer vacation is finally over, as the title screen opens (after 2 hours).

Then, we see Mickey Mouse cosplaying as an Organization 13 edgelord step out of a train. Little tangent here, but Mickey Mouse is pretty much a Gary Sue with no actual personality in Kingdom Hearts. Sora then steps out of the pod, and the first thing he does is hug Donald and Goofy, who laugh at him for looking so raggedy, and there's also Jiminy Cricket. Sora would've hugged him, but Jiminy would've been squished.

They then enter the Homie Hole, but unfortunately have to leave to advance the plot. And Sora laments that this is the furthest he's been away from the Homie Hole. They then meet the gelled child Hayner, fat child Dog Street and girl Olette, who has flowers and got pants, the friends of Roxas. The trio do not have any idea who they are, and since Sora had no formal education, he does not have any idea what homework is. They then introduce themselves as 'Sora, Donald, Goofy', something which *will definitely not become annoying and forced.*