Kyle Exum Vine Compilation

This is a video that showcases most of the videos Kyle Exum made on the former video hosting app Vine, which is where most of his fame came from before YouTube. Due to the app unfortunately shutting down, Kyle decided to make a compilation of some of them.

## All videos

### If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

The vine starts off with Kyle in a gray hoodie with his hood up questioning if an Apple car would have windows, referencing Microsoft Windows, also referencing the rivalry between Apple and Microsoft, as it shows multiple people confused after Kyle.

### Sour Patch Parents

It's about how dads are sour first, by threatening Kyle with a belt, then sweet, while he hits Kyle with the belt and says Kyle knows he loves him. Then Kyle says "Dads. Sour, sweet, gone."

### Flirting in elementary school #BeforeiPhones

Kyle is seen writing a note to his crush in class, which says "Hey :)" so he gives it to her, then she ends up writing back with a check mark and "Read 12:00", so Kyle ends up having a bruh moment.

### The Thottie Song Pt. 1

Kyle raps about how he can tell if a girl is a thottie (basically a slang term for a sl\*t), by his friend telling him about a girl he saw who looked good and had a body, then Kyle says that doesn't matter, because she is a thottie.

### The Thottie Song Pt. 2

Another thottie song starts and this time, Kyle can tell because she is the type to go around and do stuff with just anybody.

### Transformation Tuesday

This vine shows Kyle at different ages, first when he was a little kid, then when he was a teenager/young adult, and puts a few pictures of Icejjfish to mock how people say he looks like Icejjfish with How About Now by Drake in the background.

### Lil Wayne's raps be like...

This vine basically explains how rapper Lil Wayne raps like by saying he slept like a baby and called it kidnapping, because a baby and a kid are similar and napping is like sleeping, while referencing kidnapping, then he ends up taking a kid out of his closet and carries him, while he says "Young Moolah, baby!"

### When you fail a test and you know you're gonna get the belt when you get home

It starts off with Kyle talking to someone in his class as his teacher is passing back tests, Kyle gets his test back and sees he got an F on it, so he stares it at in complete silence. First at his desk, then while driving home, and when his dad has the belt at home.

### When your parents do you dirty

Kyle's dad comes home and says he's back from a restaurant, Kyle asks what his dad got him, but he says he didn't get Kyle anything. Kyle is devastated, so he opens the fridge and starts eating Struggle O's.

### When the teacher makes you answer the hardest question in the class

The teacher asks Shi-thead what 2 + 2 is, and she says 4 which is correct. The teacher then tells Kyle he's next. Kyle is confident because he thinks the question his teacher will ask will be just as easy as the question he asked Shi-thead, however the question he gave Kyle was: What's the perimeter of 8 if you take the... Kyle is shocked, so he stares at the board in shock while Drake says "Oh my god!"

### The chores cycle

Kyle's mom texts him to do his chores right now. Kyle starts by doing the dishes, cleaning the windows, and once he's finished, he gets another text from his mom giving him more chores, so it plays Chance the Rapper saying "I hope you get a paper cut."

### When you get your report card but your grades are bad af

Kyle's dad sees the envelope for Kyle's report card on the counter, so he tells Kyle about it. Since he got bad grades, he told his dad to wait, but it was too late, so he notices the BADAF grades, and takes out the belt which says "If you are reading this it's too late." while Drake sings "Oh my god" twice.

### That one kid that NEVER gets caught in class

Kyle's class is taking a test. While he looks around, he notices the student next to him searching up the answers and using his textbook, since they weren't getting in trouble, Kyle figured he wouldn't get in trouble, so he takes out his phone for 1 second, but his teacher somehow caught him and yells "KYLE! Go to the office, now!" Kyle tries to signal with his hand that the student next to him was doing the same, but he just decides to leave while it plays "Oh my god" that comes from another vine.

### It seems like as soon as you get into a relationship, everyone wants you

Kyle is on the phone with his new girlfriend, while he is changing his Facebook relationship status, he gets texts from a bunch of girls asking him to come over, so he plays Drake saying "Oh my god".

### Every time I pull out gum in class

Kyle checks if no one is looking at him during class to open his pack of gum, so he does. However, the kid sleeping next to him automatically wakes up when he hears the sound of the gum piece coming out, and the girl next to him also notices him, then even the teacher notices him, so they all take Kyle's pieces of gum leaving him without any.

### When your parents tell you to do the dishes, but none of them are yours

Kyle is seen throwing a plate into the sink from a far distance. Once the plate hits the sink, it breaks, so Kyle walks away.

### When teachers give you an assignment for the summer

Kyle's teacher finishes the final lesson of the school year, so Kyle starts walking up with sunglasses, while throwing his assignments, as he is happy that school is over. Kyle's teacher interrupts by telling him to not forget about the summer reading assignment, so Kyle is mad at him.

### Every time parents say they'll "just take a minute"

Kyle's mom goes to the store, so she tells Kyle she'll only be there for a minute. 2 hours later, Kyle is mad, so he leaves the car and goes into the store, he then asks his mom if she's almost done, but she tells Kyle to not rush her.

### When your charger breaks but you're broke

Kyle is about to charge his phone, but his phone says he has a broken charger, so he opens his laptop to find a new charger. However, it costs 29 dollars, so Kyle opens his wallet, but there is no money in it because he is broke, so he has to sit on the street holding a sign that says "Will Whip For a Charge".

### Parents only seem to see you when you're not being productive

Kyle's mom texts him to do chores, so Kyle starts vacuum cleaning, mowing the lawn, and once he's finished, he gets on the couch and starts reading a book. However, Kyle's mom only just saw him on the couch and starts ranting to him about how he never does anything around the house.

### When you come into a roast session unprepared

Kyle is roasting his friend, saying that at least he doesn't look like Icejjfish, and his friend roasts him back by saying at least Icejjfish isn't as ugly as his shoe game, which shows Kyle's shoes: They are just black Croc's that say "J's" on one of them, a Puma sticker with a price tag on it, Kyle feels very hurt, so the ROASTED screen (Similar to the WASTED screen in GTA) appears.

### Clingy girlfriends be like...

Kyle is working on his laptop when he gets a text from his girlfriend so he looks at it, but then she starts sending more messages, so Kyle is shocked at the screen.

### Parents are always making big deals out of little things

Kyle is reading a book and he gets a text from his mom about a mess he made, so he comes to the kitchen annoyed. Once he gets there, Kyle's mom says "I work hard all day and I have to come home to this?" while pointing to a small mess on the counter, so Kyle is shocked because of how small the mess is.

### When you get out of being in trouble

Kyle is texting someone, but his dad was coming, so he quickly set his phone aside to not get in trouble. He says hi to him and so does Kyle's dad, but he ends up asking what he's got there (as in on his phone), so he grabs Kyle's phone and finds a text from someone called Bae asking Kyle if he's ready to eat it like groceries. Kyle's dad found it a little weird but he just assumed it was autocorrect, which made Kyle feel relieved.

### Ratchet girl rap

Kyle raps about how he does not like ratchet girls, talking about them bragging about their dusty clothes, and asks if they think their shoes are Louis Vuittons, and if Louis saw them, he'd say "What are those?", which is a famous Vine meme.

### When parents make you do chores and then criticize your work

Kyle gets a text from his dad to do all the chores. So he does the dishes, and goes to the table to read a book about the study of iridocyclitis, then Kyle's dad tells him a dish he did was as messy as his hairline.

### When you get your license and everyone starts asking for favors

Kyle gets out of his new car looking cool, then when he is in his house, he is on the phone with someone telling them he just got his license and that he is about to be whipping. Kyle's dad hears him and since he's whipping now, he tells Kyle to get him some groceries. Kyle has a bruh moment and then disappears.

### That one friend that won't buy their own food but takes yours

Kyle texts his friend saying that he's at the struggle store to get food, and asks if he wants anything, his friend says nah because he's more broke than Kevin Ware's leg, and he'll be alright. Once Kyle sits down to eat, his friend asks if he's trying to share those fries, so he decides to take all the fries without Kyle's permission, leaving Kyle with barely any fries. Kyle got annoyed so it plays Chance the Rapper saying "I hope you get a paper cut."

### When you had to get shots at the doctor's office as a kid

The doctor tells younger Kyle to not worry, the shot won't hurt a bit. Kyle says "Run," (another Vine meme) and then he starts running away while the doctor chases him.

### When your phone dies before it hits 1%

Kyle's friend asks him if he's bringing his charger. Kyle says no because he's still on 80%. Kyle gets into his friend's car and is texting his mom who is mad at him for not doing a dish the day before when Kyle was bringing a kid that got hit by a car to the hospital, but his phone died, so he gets annoyed.

### When you get in trouble for something your siblings get away with

While Kyle is eating Struggle O's, he sees his little brother leave his dish at the table and gets up to leave. Kyle does the same, but he gets caught by his mom, and she tells him to come over here (the kitchen) so she can slap an ass out of his hairline, leaving Kyle shocked and mad.

### When your teacher does you dirty

Kyle's teacher says he's handing the test back from the week before. When Kyle gets his, he sees that he got an 89.999999%, which was 1 away from a 90 in order to pass the class, so he looks shocked.

### When your headphones get caught on something

Kyle is reading a book with headphones on, and he gets a notification, which is his mom telling him to do chores right now. Kyle gets up but while he walks away, the wires of his headphones got caught on one of the chairs at his dining room table, so he ends up being held back by the wires and falling onto the floor.

### When someone takes their anger out on you

Kyle gets a message from Watermelonisha (accent mark on the O) telling him to come over and get some of this sweet watermelon. Since Kyle is happy, he calls his friend to tell him about it, but as soon as he starts talking, his friend starts yelling at him saying that he's sick of Kyle acting like he can't get girls with his hairline at the time, so he is shocked about it.

### That one friend that has no respect for your things

Kyle texts his friend who asked if he can give him a ride. So the friend gets in Kyle's car with McNasty and a broke drink and asks Kyle if he minds him eating in the car. Kyle allows him to but he can't drop anything, but his friend drops some fries onto the seat while saying so, so Kyle gets mad and throws him out of the car (literally).