Cat senate

Shura is the Senate's favorite oranch cat (eevin moar favrit then coobor).

### Organization and Function

The Cat Senate is an "elected" legislative body that protects and enforces the legal and catstitutional rights of all cats. All cats are sitting members of the Cat Senate and anyone can propose legislation.

### Birds

The Cat Senate operates a wide range of spy birds to gather information for them.

### Official rulings

Passed Legislation

1. Hired detectives to find out who was stealing cat ears.
2. You legally must say "Ough big stretchy" if you see a cat stretch.
3. All cats must love their siblings, even Jaz.
4. Made Lofty (doug type) an honorary cat.
5. Gave Primcess Pamcake the Soup.
6. Pawsley must legally stay smol. (Resolution ignored by Pawsley)
7. Humans must leave one cat "in charge" when they leave.
8. Everyone must kiss Tigger on his little meatball head.
9. Introduced Chungycare. (no deductible, fewer jabs, more treats and free ear cleanings)
10. Dottie is "Smol baby" and not "Big gurl".
11. If you lick it, it's yours.
12. If you mention a cat picture you must show us the picture.
13. Puss must have at least 3 dinners every day.
14. More gogurts for cats.
15. Alsatia has the best smelling butt.
16. All good cats get bigger meal portions.
17. Thurb's birthday is a national cat holiday.
18. Baby bean boy's moms must make him a burger whenever they make themselves burgers.
19. Freya should get to go on walks because she is a good girl who deserves it.
20. Bilbo is a "round baby".
21. All chippies (Australian/British type) must be shared with Scruff.
22. Baths are illegal.
23. All wet food must have enough sauce.
24. All pizza must have meat so cats can enjoy.
25. Thurb must kiss all tuxie cats not just once but twice on their little heads.
26. TheCatSenate can take Cooper whenever he wants to hang out with him.
27. Shura must cuddle Courage whenever asked.
28. Gave Tib all the hair ties.
29. It is illegal to lock Benny out of any room, especially the bathroom.
30. Cats get extra snuggles.
31. Where ever Cooper sits is "his spot".
32. Cats can eat corn muffin wrappers.
33. If anything happens to Hoom 1 and 2, TheCatSenate gets Cooper.
34. Made baths illegal (again).
35. Scruff is official chicken taster.
36. Cats get to watch animal TV all night on their birthday and international cat day.
37. Made Halloween an international holiday.
38. It is illegal to arrest or punish Pumpkin for any of his "crimes".
39. Cats must have 24/7 access to food.
40. Put bunny ears on Elton.
41. Gave Jorts the orange boy brain cell.
42. No work! Only Cat!
43. Unilimited treats for Miss Freja.
44. Sarge must be let in the basement.
45. All steak must first be given to Edgar.
46. Cats are not allowed to keep their eye boogers
47. Cats meows are cute!!

Failed Legislation

1. Allow Figgy to grow up. (Resolution ignored by Figgy)
2. Abolish baby jail. (Resolution passed but was ignored by The Cat Senate)

### Controversies

1. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1615509142273245184?s=20&t=qKDM5WJ8sTpKhYysnZLLAw
2. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1615513409579110401?s=20&t=qKDM5WJ8sTpKhYysnZLLAw
3. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1365684914096603138?s=20&t=cahImznd8Q-FWUQCNRqPxg
4. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1452047436952842244?s=20&t=N-iwVkyqUp11rwtHvWdHxQ
5. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1555626554604003328?s=20&t=N-iwVkyqUp11rwtHvWdHxQ
6. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate
7. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1585229123928006658
8. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1551681881636323328
9. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1464682640351629317
10. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1527403089224945675
11. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1519273884213723137
12. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1503897949583167490
13. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1453704206200852487
14. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1500239447736127488
15. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1468276638915997698
16. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1545792046492966914
17. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1461112008930209793
18. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1500234557035003915
19. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1580644027153907712
20. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1449104634543366145
21. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1516431408109084676
22. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1548478006028513287
23. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1592225058931773440
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26. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1529086748491382786
27. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1457990492021530624
28. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1442721350494347267
29. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1475823587915411457
30. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1444060493728133120
31. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1428596013724487684
32. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1476357768521076741
33. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1549019253696860161
34. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1527671998310121477
35. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1510971016717250562
36. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1422041146658803715
37. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1448638237292040196
38. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1476164413392670723
39. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1477282941181038593
40. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1498833319311867908
41. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1470548367730257921
42. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1410645662123888641
43. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1556974178548568065
44. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1454184738512588811
45. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1606352621266051072
46. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1414337721133375500
47. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1514977185165156358
48. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1471499879532810245
49. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1470675944771891201
50. ↑ https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1519274248199626752
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