HappYYC Holidays Christmas Special

**Video:**
1:03:13

**Video:**
yycchristmas.mp4

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## Episode Summary

Welcome to the HappYYC Holidays Christmas Special of Globehell. Josiah and Drew sat down to watch some of the most riveting Calgary Municipal Politics debate club.

## Notable Events

* This is the fourth episode of Calgary Awareness Month in 2021, focusing primarily on Calgary politics.
* Constant sleigh bells can be heard in the background of this episode. Josiah revealed that he made them audible only for himself and for listeners, and expressed his regret at not forcing Drew to hear them too because they were driving him insane. From 19:57 to 20:01, the sleigh bells in the background briefly stopped. At 23:55, he turned them off entirely for the duration of the episode.
* Josiah and Drew celebrated Christmas Calgary-style.
* Josiah and Drew discussed buying your loved ones a Globe Hell Warning Patreon subscription or some Globe Hell Warning merch (including the limited edition Calgary Awareness Month t-shirt) for Christmas this year.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Council meeting" about Council Meeting  May 14, 2019 with Calgary mayor Nenshi.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "The Right Angle" about the news.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Ms Mac N Cheese Food Truck" about a news report on food trucks.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Nerdgasm Burlesque Show" about how POPculture 3 is the third installment of the annual burlesque show performed by Calgary burlesque group Nerdgasm.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Halloween Candy Buyback" about trading in Halloween candy in exchange for toothbrushes and floss.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "Valentine's Day TV Segment" about a news report on if love is dead.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "SAIT Culinary Campus" about a bake sale.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "From motorcycles to Mr. Claus" about Gang Santa.
* Josiah and Drew watched a video called "YouTube: The greatest talent show on earth" about a 10-hour video about YouTube.
* Josiah and Drew rewatched "Council meeting".
* Josiah and Drew wished each other a merry Christmas and offered some thoughts on wrapping up this year's Calgary Awareness Month, which was a wild success.

## Notable Quotes

### Josiah

* "It's YYC-mas. YYC-men."
* "It's Christmas Eve, we don't need to hear about eating your cum for Taylor Swift."
* "Do you have any patience whatsoever?"
* "Are you always this grumpy on Christmas Eve??"
* "You talked about the World Wide Train like two years ago, so why would that -- why isn't it done yet?"
* "Oh, you wanna kill? You wanna kill. You wanna kill you."
* "Calgary is a pyramid scheme."
* "I think this is our most festive episode yet."
* "They've got Kleenex there in case they start crying or need to uh blast a rope."
* "Globe!"
* "Do you think parents would be happy if they knew Santa was a gangbanger? I mean, that's tight as hell."
* "Love to get sailing lessons in Calgary. On the river."

### Drew

* "You need to learn about magic history."
* "There's no porno on YouTube."
* [On the topic of Josiah and Drew giving a joint TED Talk] "I'm not sure! Cause don't you have a limited space? You can only stand in -- you have to stand inside of, like, a little uh -- like, uh, like, they have a circle on the ground that you have to stand in and if you leave it, you get shocked or something at TED Talks? Don't they have that? Something weird? So we'd have to share that space. And I could easily push you out of it."
* "Globe!"
* [On the topic of whether love is dead] "It is. It is, I can tell you that."
* "You know who I like in *Ron Burgundy*? Steve Carell. From *The Office*?"
* "Now that we've found this massive amount of porno."
* "Stephens Ave."
* "Oh my God, he admit it."
* [On the topic of getting The Calgary Journal to do a story about Globe Hell Warning] "Nobody's done a story about us! I get no respect in Calgary! Or Alberta. It ain't fair."
* "Close your mouth, you fuckin' disgusting piece of shit."
* "This sucks."

## Trivia

* This is the fourth episode of Calgary Awareness Month in 2021, and the eighth episode of Calgary Awareness Month overall.
* This is the first episode of Calgary Awareness Month that does not feature any guests.
* This is the second episode with the word 'Special' in the episode title, after Episode 15: World Wide Beer with special guest Tom.
* This is the second episode with the word 'Christmas' in the episode title, after Episode 25: Secret Christmas.
* This episode has two notably different episode titles between its audio and video formats. The audio version is titled "HappYYC Holidays Christmas Special", while the video version is titled "HappYYC Holiday Special".
	+ Note: The title used for this Globe Hell Warning Wiki page was chosen for its greater degree of clarity.