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Episode 72 - Clone Suite and Clandestine Succour

## Content Warnings

Bullying/taunting
Discrimination & prejudice
Electrocution
War & murder.Discussions of: blinding, cannibalism, bees, family trauma, therapy.
Mentions of: death, food, blood, fire, alcohol, guns
SFX: bubbling, loud rumbling & growling

## Navigation

### Next Episode

Episode 73 - Moths and Miraculous Empathy

Gloreetaa, copyright lawyer, has informed us that The Discoballers are menacing any company involved in the production of spheres, as they claim they have copyright.

Strategic War Plan: a fifth column of legal bees; quandary camp songs for morale; fire; funk antithesis; therapists (assassins(?)); sympathetic fireworks; talk to Terry.

## Trivia

Special thanks to Matt. (May you dance the night away, because your dance is too unbearable for the night to be around.)
Episode 73 - Moths and Miraculous Empathy

## Content Warnings

Alcohol use & alcoholism
Bullying/taunting
Depression
War & murder (inc. discussion of mass death)
Moths
Emetophobia (inc. SFX).
Discussion of: drunkenness, childhood trauma, food, classism.
Mentions of: self-injury, guns, violence.
SFX: water, low-pitched alarm, rumbling.

Penelope Dorp has informed us that The Weavers of the Grand Mum Guild, purveyors of the finest of mass produced Knitware have started making hostile plans against Stellar Firma for refusing lucrative Knitware tie-in deals and encouraging people towards warmer, sunnier, non-sweater-based holidays.

Strategic War Plan: discover selfish empathy; totally don’t side with the enemy; welcome a woollen god; candy handbag diplomacy; judgmental moth snobs; faux carboard moth rocket; creative encyclopaedia editing.

## Trivia

* Special thanks to Lillian Bokun. (Remember to wrap up warm before you go outside. Oh, also remember to take oxygen.- Ah, they've gone. They've gone.)
Sigmund Shankeray

Sigmund Shankeray is the host of the show Executive Quarterly. On episode 37Q2FD of Executive Quarterly, Shankeray interviews Hartro Piltz on her work ethics at Stellar Firma.

On episode 39E5YG he interviews Number 1, while being very honorably and graciously interrogated by them about his own work ethic and commitment to the Board.
Episode 1 - Troughs and Goo

## Content Warnings

* Comedic violence
* Emotional abuse
* Alcoholism

Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) is paired with new Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335). Client Nurturer 163 of the Superfluous Tentacle requests a hatchling world for the breeding of young.

Consultant Recommendation: Trough shaped world. Seas: Boiling. Entrance via cushioned chute. Egress via teen spaceport. Ceremonial daggers provided for all.

## Synopsis

Earth died in 2260, but Stellar Firma Ltd. offered mankind a new life in space aboard their specialist fabrication vessels. The population of Earth almost unanimously volunteered themselves and their genetic legacies to be permanent citizen employees of Stellar Firma Ltd. 900 years later, Stellar Firma offers high-grade environmental fabrication services to the galaxy’s finest inhabitants.

David 7 is born and welcomed to life by I.M.O.G.E.N.’s dulcet tones. He is assigned to assist design consultant Trexel Geistman and after a quick Matrix-style lesson in management and design, he is dumped onto the floor of an office. Trexel arrives seven hours later and David 7 is thrown in at the deep end as they must immediately design a planet.

The client is Nurturer 163 of the Superfluous Tentacle and they request a new hatching world for their many-limbed people of Zocroon 7. They will need toys for the approximate 600,432 larvae in next year’s hatch and the oceans will have to be 'just the right shade of boiling'.

Trexel and David 7 settle on a trough shaped planet. It will be set in a close elliptical orbit around its sun to save on heating and to keep the oceans nice and boiling. All hatchlings will be provided with an intricate ceremonial dagger for enrichment. The eggs will be transported via chute and once hatched, they will be moved to an adolescent-zone where they will spend three years before progressing to the space port, where they will be sent out into the galaxy to start their adult lives.

David 7 is distressed to learn that his survival hinges on the design recommendations being approved by the line manager and design team. Trexel is wholly unbothered and waltzes right out of the office, leaving David 7 in the dark.

## Trivia

* The Planet Brief Submission for this episode was submitted by Bec Savage. (May your gasses be sweet smelling and breathable to humans!)
Harry

Fanart by Moxie

**Harry** is a citizen employee of Stellar Firma who works as a technician in maintenance. He frequents the Cosmic Lounge and is an acquaintance of Trexel Geistman. Trexel sees them as much closer than they are, and has attended shows (like the Roneys and Gimble Hulk and the Probe Knowers), gotten dinner, and regularly drinks with him. While Harry seems generally uncomfortable in Trexel's company, he does enjoy watching holovids in his living room, spending time with his friends, keeping up on current events, and travelling (when he can), and joins Trexel in singing the Cosmic Lounge theme. Harry is married with children.

## References

1. ↑ Episode 9 - Lava and Marmalade

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2. ↑ Episode 10 - Tokens and Orphans

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Episode 28 - Deities and Determination

## Content Warnings

* Comedic violence
* Emotional Abuse
* Alcoholism

Kaliah Tallett is interested in a shrine to their mouse god. Suggested sales tactics: shouting, religious deception, surprise, platinum mouse guardians, Kicking Tithe.

## Trivia

* The Sales Client Brief for this episode was submitted by Marcela Garcia. (May your creditors never catch up with you!)
The Geistmans

**The Geistmans** are a prestigious family within Stellar Firma due to them being on the first ship off earth. Known members of the family include Trexel and his now deceased parents. Being part of the Geistman family is one of the only reasons Trexel has not been recycled, as recycling him "would be tantamount to admitting that Stellar Firma Ltd.'s bloodline-based management structure is in some way flawed". The Geistmans appear to have owned multiple estates (on account of being vastly wealthy), possibly off-station. It is unclear whether or not Trexel owns them. The Geistmans (or at least Trexel's parents) appear to carry traditional values of only acknowledging your children to abuse them and being prejudiced against clones. They also seem to be very concerned with appearances, not only in manner of dress but also behaviour.

## References

1. ↑ Episode 3 - Gods and Trousers
2. ↑ Season 1 Teaser
Trading Favors - Prt 01

Zone 21
The Body Shop
Day 12 - 0240L

Even with the a double dose of meds at full effect Mei still hurt pretty much all over her head and newly regrow hand the worst.

Rolling from one side to the other she cursed sharply adjusting her pillow once again and relaxing enough that she could almost hear the whispers of sleep.

" Video call from .... Wake Up, Luv. It's a bloody emergency! "

A string of curses followed as she pushed herself out of bed as turned the bedside display her direction.

" Morning Luv." Edger offered in a drunken slur as his not so pretty face appeared on the screen looking like he had gotten it stomped on by the same nut-job she had enjoyed the company of the day prior.

" Shit Edger, What the hell happened to your face? " Mei sounded.

Edger smirked. " Look whose talking... I thought you where military-grade augmented? "

" Suppressor's dumbass, My bioware would eat me alive if I let them run 24/7." She hissed at the screen." So I don't..."

"I'm calling in a favor Luv, several in fact." Edger stated in a serious tone. " Do you remember Bridger's? "

" That little hole in the wall Adult Fetish and Entertainment shop. Yea I remember the place."

Edger nodded. " Kill the supressor's Meet me there in a hour dressed to kill and bring the large toybox, Luv ... I have several former friends I want your little friends to meet."
Episode 46 - Gonk and Grandiosity

## Content Warnings

* Comedic Violence
* Emotional Abuse
* Alcoholism

CLIENT - Gonk, Cleaning - Disgruntled

Gonk, a disgruntled and broomless cleaner, would like to have basic equipment and respect in return for his years of thankless service.

Expeditors’ recommendations: Oh Gonk, weapons equal respect; mutually assured hammers; obey all the Trexmandments; find out which kind of god you are.

## Trivia

* The Complaint Brief for this episode was submitted by Jon Clark. (May your smuggling ring never become a smuggling semicircle.)
Tim Meredith

Tim Meredith is the showrunner of Stellar Firma, and co-created it along with his brother, Ben Meredith. He is the voice of Trexel Geistman and Sigmund Shankeray. He is an improviser, podcaster, streamer and comedian. He is in a relationship with Amy Dickinson. As well as his work on Stellar Firma, he is also part of the musical improv group Do The Thing.
Attia Novellia

Attia is an incredibly wealthy social media influencer who gets bored easily, and is so uncreative that she needed a whole new planet to come up with new content. #grind. She is a positive person who enjoys cute animals, photo ops, shiny things, and surprises. She dislikes unflattering lighting, walking too far (she puts her greatest weakness down as a lack of physical coordination), and boredom. She fundamentally misunderstood the prompt for what animal she'd be and put "buttery". According to Trexel, "She's a shell. An empty shell echoing with the screams that confidence forgot."
Beeb Productions Movie 3: Infinity War

Beeb Productions Movie 3: Infinity War is a 2019 American action and sci-fi film that was written and directed by Beeb and Ranks, and was produced by Beeb Productions. The movie serves as a sequel to Beeb Productions Movie 1 and Beeb Productions Movie 2: Hawaii! Picking right up from the end of The second Beeb movie, Dave rebels against Hyrule, forcing her to start her plan to wipe out half of all life in the universe, in effort to get rid of the “Haters”. Beeb, Ranks, Leni, LJC and more must band together to deafeat Hyrule.

## Cast

SpongeBeeb

Ranks

Leni

Reviews

Lance and Jeffy Chilly

7834

71

 Fans4life

Michael

Thxyt23

Daily

Dave

SMR

SMLChilly

JT

Zach

Brady

Dabhdude

Patrick

Ratings

Original

Sparky

CrazyMarioBros

Nintendokid

RatingSML

JimenezChilly

Switch2SML

Lance Thirtyacre Fanpage

Springy

SML TeedsFan

Shark Puppet

Hyrule

Jacob

SuperJuniorLogan

Hyrule’s Bestie

Zeke

Logan

Chilly

Lance

Lovell

Pablo

Tito

Don Cheadle
The Winter Lettuce Collective

The Winter Lettuce Collective were an immensely popular upbeat trance band for over 100 cycles, who very suddenly started to disappear until the only one left was their lead singer, who is suspected not only of having been their lyricist, but their killer. Some notable hits of theirs include "Look At My Legs [Of Love?]", "Cosmic Loving", and "The Wind Beneath My Ear". Their lead singer has a history of buying dogs, knives, and expensive fabrics, and after receiving Planet 512899-Ꝅ, murdered a staggering amount of other artists, including Gimble Hulk and the Probe-Knowers.

## Notable Deaths

* Tour bus fell into a sun
* Promotional shoe exploded
* Mauled by a van full of groupies
* Got hit with a head of lettuce
Davids 1-6

## Overview

The precursors to David 7 were all recycled within a week of their birth for failure due to having to toe the line between obeying their subservience protocols and submitting briefs on time, which is an ultimately impossible task given that obeying both Stellar Firma guidelines and Trexel cannot be done. We meet them in the exit interviews as "an exercise for ... Trexel Geistman, [their] erstwhile manager".

### David - 1

Very monotone, recycled because he did "exactly what [Trexel] told him to do".

### David-2

Trexel insists that David-2's imminent recycling is in fact, David-2's fault. He terminates the interview when David-2 calmly protests this.

### David-3

Trexel decides that something is "a-hoof", and that there is a conspiracy against him. David-3 reveals that he cannot lie, and becomes somewhat broken when Trexel asks him why they failed, as he is also programmed to not directly criticise the consultants.

### David-4

Trexel decides to not turn up for work at all, reasoning that as such he would not have any influence on whether the work was done, and as such could not be assigned blame. Trexel terminates the interview when David-4 points out the obvious fallacy in this plan, which is that he cannot do work without Trexel.

### David-5

Trexel arrives crying, distraught at the constant recycling of his clone assistants and his apparent inability to prevent it. David-5 reassures him, telling him that "It doesn't matter. Stellar Firma always has a clone." He also reveals that Trexel has gone through "upwards of 762 clones in the past year", which is apparently more than one a week in the Stellar Firma Annual Branded Cycle. It is also revealed that there are other clones lines, and that the clone recycler is located in the chair.

After recycling David-6, Trexel decides that he "won't let them [David's] hurt me anymore", resolving to stop caring about them.

### David-6

Appears in the Season 1 Teaser, where he is recycled by an unconcerned Trexel. He is later confirmed to have been assigned blame for one of Trexel's planets killing over 12 000 people. He has a distinct voice that is far more animated than previous Davids, and appears to be programmed to be far more cheerful than others in the series.

## Refrences

1. ↑ Exit Interviews of Davids 1-3, September 27, 2019

https://play.acast.com/s/stellarfirma/d28c2bfe-97c5-47b4-9704-9145f9d8a5ac
2. ↑ Exit Interviews of Davids 4-5, October 11, 2019

https://play.acast.com/s/stellarfirma/dbcb61bb-3862-464d-abc1-b6e5405e0bf0
3. ↑ Season 1 Teaser

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4. ↑ I.M.O.G.E.N. Internal Log - Filtered partial transcript, November 8, 2019

https://play.acast.com/s/stellarfirma/689f2093-2793-4a5e-bbd1-26f67c998a74
Episode 61 - Viciousness and Vice-Admirals

## Content Warnings

Bullying/taunting
Emotional distress
Allergic reaction (inc. SFX)
Innuendo
Mentions: traumatic childhood, injury, death, alcohol.

A client who would prefer to maintain their anonymity (known only as Scarlette) is looking for advice on at what point below board transactions spill over into full blown space piracy. Records also indicate that consultants were joined by Vice Admiral Fun for motivational support reasons.

Management Consultants’ advice: imaginary gifts of pity, make sad horse glue, moral quandary anaphylaxis, party games, mind balloons, elephant husbandry, flamboyant piracy in the name of the board, space parties.

## Trivia:

Special thanks to Aspen for this episode's Brief Submission! ([singing] If you go into the woods today, You’re sure to get eaten and die—So don’t go!)
The Eternal Order of Patriarch Hans

The Eternal Order of Patriarch Hans is a group that, according to Senior Pillager Matlock Melph, nobody likes, because they try to 'murder everyone in the universe'. They are 'dedicated to spreading the destructive word of [their] lord and obliterator, Patriarch Hans.' in what Trexel describes as a death cult. They don't understand how Stellar Firma continues to accrue wealth and spread their empire given that they are also responsible for a great deal of death and pillaging, more, even, than the Eternal Order.
Episode 22 - Sports and Shapes

## Content Warnings

* Comedic violence
* Emotional abuse
* Alcoholism

Bellonda Ghodrak requests a planet from which they will be safe from further threats from the Space Whales.

Consultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked.

Original Consultant Recommendation; Space whale dislikes as a defence, Sports cone, Concealed gambling, Movable foliage.

## Trivia

* The Planet Brief Submission for this episode was submitted by bunnywithaswitchblade. (May your day dawn with a minimum of scorn!)
Executive Quarterly - Ep 39E5YG, No. 1 (ID 1)

This week on Executive Quarterly With Sigmund Shankeray we have a surprise visit from No. 1, a great honour indeed and everyone was so grateful and honoured and grateful, thank you...thank you. We find out why No. 1 is as great as they are, and they also, entirely rightly, put Sigmund through his paces on his loyalty and commitment to the board, it goes very well, so grateful and honoured. EVERYTHING IS GREAT!
The Board

The Board control and rule Stellar Firma Ltd. as a capitalist totalitarian police state, having replaced religion, but they do honor heritage.

They are cloaked in mystery and other than the forced submission everyone on Stellar Firma has for them, nobody can tell you any firm details. I.M.O.G.E.N. carries out The Board's will.

Anyone that attempts to contact the board is disappeared, only with a note left in their place.

Given Stellar Firma's lineage based hierarchy, it is possible that The Board are the direct descendants of the people who flew the first ship off Earth, or possibly those exact people.
Episode 17 - Cardinals and Comfy Chairs

## Content Warnings

* Comedic violence
* Emotional abuse
* Alcoholism
* Cardinal Fang!

Cardinal Fang requests an unexpected planet with a comfy chair.

Consultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked.

Original Consultant Recommendation; Featureless ball. Reclining Chair. Multiple cupholders.

## Trivia

* The Planet Brief Submission for this episode was submitted by Gilligan Mungus. (May you flail to no avail!)
Graph Friends

Graph Friends are a spirograph sold as a toy for children. Trexel Geistman has owned two, one that he named Percy (after an old friend), and later after Percy was destroyed, Lucy (technically not a true Graph Friend since it was made by David 7). Lucy has 'her' name written on the side of the spirograph in glitter glue.
Episode 63 - Crushing Tables and Crushing Dreams

## Content Warnings

Emotional abuse
Bullying/taunting
Discrimination & prejudice
Snakes & poison
Gaslighting
Discussions of: animal attacks, extinction & environmental collapse, animal cruelty & death, mass deathMentions of: alcohol, violence, war, death, arson, prison, blood, children in peril, knives.

## Navigation

### Last Episode

Episode 62 - Temporal Woes and TimeBot Shows

### Next Episode

Episode 64 - Magical Chutes and Moral Cahoots

Antoinette-Marie of The Happy Earth Zoo is having issues with knowing which of her animals are going to maul or eat visitors to the Zoo, or failing that, how not to be held responsible.

Management Consultants’ advice: Burn down the zoo, disclaimers, hug-chomp Venn diagram, check the face for chompers, sub-Trexel sizing, poison?, lovely eyes, keep-away sticks, out-of-sight pit, have three tables, safety holes everywhere.

## Trivia

* Special thanks to Maria in Lyon for this episode's Brief Submission (Close your eyes. Imagine you’re flying. Oh no, a goose! Kaboom.)
Agent 42069

Agent 42069, a member of The [REDACTED] Agency, wanted a planet built to train the new recruits in essential spying skills, such as interrogation, stealth, and train station spotting. They are a big fan of murder and cat videos, and are not fond of humour or inefficiency. They are apparently very bad at understanding maths-based puns, but are otherwise very canny and a very good listener, what with all the spying.
Episode 48 - Faces and Aces

## Content Warnings

* Comedic violence
* Emotional abuse
* Alcoholism
* Potential suicide ideation

CLIENT - Tracer P. Zazz Cage, The Face.

The Face needs quarters not infested by space cats and it is starting to affect their mission critical work, the work of being The Face.

Expeditors’ recommendations: general gushing, do not succumb to the cylindrical cats, force it to be worse to force it to be better, avoid further con…..ALERT, FILE CORRUPTION, SYSTEMS OVERRIDE DETECTED

## Trivia

* The Complaint Brief for this episode was submitted by Hila. (May you strike the first blow, preferably before they wake up.)
The (REDACTED) Agency

The [REDACTED] Agency are a secret agency so secret they no longer have a name. They are separate from but heavily entwined with Stellar Firma Ltd, being described as a "trusted partner" used to spy out dissidence or root out revolutionaries from within the company, and they are also tasked with the killing of these people. The guns I.M.O.G.E.N. is supplied with have [REDACTED] printed on, a mark of their involvement.
Jenny Haufek

Jenny Haufek is the voice of Hartro Piltz. She took her first improv class when she was 13. She loved it, and she carried on studying at Youth Theatre Northwest, in Washington, USA, until she was 18. Then, she decided to study Comparative Religions at University. After graduation, she fell in love, and relocated to the UK. She has since had two lovely children and reacquainted herself with improv. She’s been performing with Tiny Dynamite (née Blanket Fort) for years, focusing on long-from, Harolds and Peruvian juggling. She’s been lucky enough to train with The Maydays, and loves clowning, and has studied with Dr Brown, La Nevet Bete, and is a founding member of The Brighton Clown Club. She is currently working at The Dharma School, in Patcham, where she teaches Drama.
Episode 9 - Lava and Marmalade

## Content Warnings

* Comedic violence
* Violence to Animals
* Emotional abuse
* Alcoholism

Berthenoldimothy von Wittlesteinium VII, club historian of the Intergalactic It’s-probably-not-a-good-idea-to-touch-that Club, requests a lava planet where you can swim in the lava and a lava slide that spans the entire planet.

Consultant recommendation: Buyer beware. Legal disclaimers. Ultra Lavatron Slide. Orbiting safe zone. LavLev protection. Thermal chaps. Marmalade creche.

## Synopsis

David, having been sitting in the dark playing “the soup game’, (one of the games Trexel introduced them to the day before) is growing more and more nervous and lonely as time passes. Trexel, as always, arrives fashionably late and scolds him for his unprofessionalism. He then goes on a tangent in which he reveals he's been awake all night drinking and thinking about the day previous, and how creativity is a lie.

As they open the brief, Trexel wastes no time in calling the client an idiot and telling David about his negative views on the ‘it's-probably-not-a-good-idea-to-touch-that’ club. Both he and David are high-strung in anticipation with their next review meeting. He goes on about their dangerous exploits before having the epiphany that because they are danger seekers, whatever planet he and David come up with will be up to the clients expectations.

Trexel demands that they model it after an intergalactic theme park and put it on a basic planet with a single inch of lava covering the entire surface, which facilitates bickering about the briefs intention, and how you can technically touch lava, it would just hurt a great deal. David posits the idea of a lava park (opposed to a water park) with thermal suits that could allow you to swim in it.

They have a discussion about the logistics of how one would create something lava resistant or indeed able to hold it, wherein David briefly refers to Trexel as a ‘Problem Percy’ which unpredictably causes him to fly off the handle. After trademarking LavLev (an anti-gravity array that would suspend lava in place) Trexel asks how one would get onto the Lava slide.

David suggests an aerial drop from a shuttle orbiting the planet (which would be tricked out with necessities like a burns unit and restaurant) which Trexel loves. For a gift shop, their idea is take-away anti-gravity buckets full of lava. They realize this isn't only incredibly dangerous, but impossible, and after coining The LavLev Ladle, decide that the build team will deal with it.

To finish it off, they create a warm marmalade creche for the children of the recently deceased club members, and a museum within a consistently collapsing barn, for the collected history of the club.

They discuss the coming review, and Trexel promises that he’ll be on time. He then babbles about his plans for the next day, which makes it clear he was never planning on arriving even close to when he should. David considers killing him.

## Trivia

* The Planet Brief Submission for this episode was submitted by Macy Grant. (May lightspeed keep you young and age your foes!)
Episode 55 - Defiance and Defection

## Content Warnings

Emotional Abuse,
Bullying / Taunting
Alcohol & alcohol consumption
Unhealthy relationships
Discussions of: systemic worker oppression, violence, attempted murder
Mentions of: existential crisis, delusions, drug use, blood, guns, death & death threats, knives, shouting, fainting.

## Navigation

### Last Episode

Episode 54 - Unions and Unsustainable Ideology

### Next Episode

Episode 56 - Proselytising and (some) Progress

Management Consultancy Review.

Line Manager Hartro Piltz to asses initial consultancy efforts, largely from bed for what can only be assumed to be efficiency reasons. Bill for destruction of celebratory sparkling slurry to be applied to Line Manager’s expense account
Episode 31 - Shells and Shame

## Content Warnings

* Comedic violence
* Emotional Abuse
* Alcoholism

CLIENT(S) - Kaldor The Chitinous

The client(s) is/are interested in a planet to reflect their hard outer shell and rich inner life. Suggested sales tactics: emotional blackmail, lean in to immorality, ignore personal promises, clean Perkins, burn down the school, shuck the client.

ANOMALY - Bio-facsimile leading the meeting. May The Board have mercy on their souls.

## Trivia

* The Sales Client Brief for this episode was submitted by HRH Aranelle. (May your family gatherings go undisturbed by rogue ungulates!)
Episode 39 - Gripes and Graduation

## Content Warnings

Comedic violence
Emotional abuse
Alcoholism

CLIENT - Ethel Unction Yeems

The client is interested in a planet for the ongoing education and social development of young sentient lifeforms, whether they like it or not.

## Trivia

* The Sales Client Brief for this episode was submitted by Imogen Cassidy. (May you receive only the most minor hull damage.)
Line Manager

A Line Manager is a low to mid tier position held by Employee-Citizens of Stellar Firma Ltd. They have a typical 8 hour work day and manage several different design and build teams at a time, but can be focused at one in particular if trouble is present. For Planet Design, at the end of each week the Line Manager takes the Designer through all their work from the week and the status of the planet. It is also their responsibility to run the trial if a design isn't submitted within the allotted time. Line Managers have the ability to override the security within some areas of the station, such as the Design Consultancy room.
Planet Design

Planet Design is a department within Stellar Firma Ltd responsible for, you guessed it, designing the planets. This is Stellar Firma's main branded purpose, as they have a monopoly over the kind of advanced terraforming it takes to create planets. They have several design teams, which in turn send their designs to designated Build Teams for more technical planning and logistics. Planet designers are mid-tier in the stellar firma hierarchy, and get assigned a clone assistant. Their shifts are 8 hours long, and they're given an extremely detailed, approximately three-inch thick brief relating to specifications and general knowledge of the client and their needs. At the end of each week, a Line Manager assigned to multiple designers will go over their work with them as an assessment of where improvements can be made. If a brief is not submitted by the end of the shift, a trial is called and (usually) the planet designer has to defend themselves for why their work wasn't done, or risk being recycled. In the case of Trexel Geistman, nearly all of this is incorrect.
Clytemnestra Cairn

Clytemnestra Cairn is a professional mediator and a citizen-employee of Stellar Firma Ltd. She appears in Episode 44 when Trexel hires her to help with what he sees as David's "aggressive" behaviour. She starts with an optimistic outlook, but that degrades as the session continues. Throughout the session, Clytemnestra applies a variety of tactics, including deep breathing, smiling, saying kind things about each other, singing about thier feelings, making blood dolls, and "shak[ing] off their worries". She rather enjoys shaking her body, saying it feels "absolutely marvelous" and continues long enough for it to become weird. While observing the session, Clytemnestra gains a bit more sympathy for David's plight, and ultimately decides that Trexel and David "don't work well together", "shouldn't ever work together", and "shouldn't have been working together for this long". After making this assessment she promptly flushes herself away so she doesn't "have to deal with either of [them] ever again".

## Trivia

* Clytemnestra almost marries Trexel when she licks his blood off her pen. Apparently, his blood is "delicious".
Mandatory Winter Holiday Client Communiqué

Incoming Message from Line Manager Hartro Piltz... Message reads:

“So help me Trexel, if you don’t do this board forsaken message I will personally see to it that you spend the next year picking my toenails out of your soft pallet! RECORD A MESSAGE FOR YOUR CLIENTS!”

Response from Consultant Trexel Geistman;

\*ERROR\* MESSAGE UNREADABLE, APPEARS TO BE COMPRISED OF WAILING AND GNASHING OF TEETH

…

…

…

Audio attachment received from Consultant Trexel Geistman with following notation:

“Take your flesh and be gone, incalcitrant star devil!”

## Synopsis

Trexel takes a moment to wish all of his clients (excluding Bathin) well during the holiday season, and reflects upon the pieces of earth winter holiday history that have survived.
Hypnos Soulbiter

Hypnos Soulbiter requested a planet where people can get a good night's rest, and due to recent consumption of the tail end of a seminar on the creative process, Trexel created both a planet with a dream eating monster, and cult centering around that idea. He was under the impression that Hypnos was some sort of dream lord. The monster created for 512902-⭄ escaped briefly, but is now the star of a holovid show.
Percy

Percy was Trexel’s childhood clone and friend. When Trexel’s parents found out about the friendship, they had Percy sent away. This is the root of Trexel's complicated feelings towards clones. It is uncertain whether Percy has been recycled or not.

Percy and Trexel spent a lot of time together acting and making shows to put on for Trexel's stuffed animals. Trexel heavily associates performing with Percy.

Trexel later named his Graph FriendTM after Percy, which was sent to the build team by David 7 for a planet and subsequently destroyed.
Yinly Strong

Yinly Strong is a bodybuilder that believes herself to be flawless. She has no feet, and believes that to be the more advanced form of life. She can only process honey, and no other sugars. When she wanted a planet, it was for combination training and beekeeping. She likes working out and flexing, and dislikes 'noodle' arms and feet.
Axel Nee Juul

Axel Nee Jeel is a Lead Creative Writer in Legal - Blame Deflection and Excuses. Trexel and David 7 are tasked with resolving his problem: the reinforced office door was melted by a solar flare and now those in the office are beset on all sides by rabid prosecutors. It is likely that they were killed long before the Expeditors ever saw their suggestion.

## Trivia

* "Axel Nee Juul" is a play on words that alludes to the name of Rusty Quill CEO Alex J Newall
Fanart

A gallery to show off the amazing art done by the fan community!

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Trexology

Trexology (formerly referred to as Trexolianism) is a religion created by Trexel Geistman in which all the core tenants and beliefs surround worshipping and serving Trexel. He had pamphlets made to help convert people with phrases such as, "Trexology! Do it you fool!" "Trexology! I mean, did you not read the other pamphlet?" "HEY!" and lastly "Trexology! Putting the Trex in your Ology". Trexel asks that his devotees refer to him as "Our Heavenly Father".

David 7 made his own pamphlets as well featuring much less board threatening phrases such as "Trexology: It's not seditious." "Trexology: It's all about how the Board is great!" and "Trexology: Don't think about it too hard." much to Trexel's contempt.

### Tenets

* You love Trexel
* You give Trexel gifts
* If you've got a cake, at least 60% of it goes straight to Trexel, if not all of it if you want to get into Trexan (Trexel heaven)

### Trexan

According to the man himself, it's like regular heaven, except there's a lot more moisturizer, and an ability to have many different restaurants in which to have simultaneous dates with brooms and fish, but neither of them find out.

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 Episode 56 - Proselytising and (some) Progress
2. ↑ Episode 57 - Histrionics and High-Handedness
Fugatissiman And/Or Archexianniam

Fugatissiman is a Murk-Phonitographer of Marpark-Onkh, and Archexianniam is a wandering extradimensional being lost in the confines of our reality. They have fifty million very strong pairs of ever shifting arms, and therefore can lift very heavy things. Despite their many arms, it can occasionally be difficult for them to maintain a healthy work/life balance. Fugatissiman and Archexianniam wanted a planet for the birthday party of their niece, Rosie Nix, so they decided to go halfsies on buying it. it is unclear what the relationship between Fugatissiman and Archexianniam is, and whether they are separate beings. If they were an animal, they'd be the "illustrious double crested beaver with the name Castor Cristatus."
Episode 54 - Unions and Unsustainable Ideology

## Unions and Unsustainable Ideology

### Client

Robert Nyrsef of New O'Neal Commercial and Industrial Hyperdynamics and Lotion Innovations

## Content Warnings

Emotional abuse
Bullying / taunting
Alcoholism & alcohol consumption
Discussions of worker oppression
Mentions of: mild innuendo, violence, mass mortality, death & death threats, cannibalism (implied), blood, guns, existential crisis.

## Navigation

### Last Episode

Episode 53 - Mentors and Management Consultancy

### Bonus Episode

Cabaret Night at The Cosmic Lounge

The Client, New O'Neal Commercial and Industrial Hyperdynamics and Lotion Innovations, requests assistance with unionisation issues and general employee loyalty issues.

Management Consultants' advice: recontextualise definition of terms; unions are stupid; learn to love the boot; unions eat your legs; hats of nitiation; unions give you wrinkles; eat the boot; initiate ‘funchat'; hold ‘funchat’ in the backup airlock.

## Trivia

* Special thanks to Nero for this episode’s brief submission. (Don’t look now! Or ever. It would only upset you.)
Episode 36 - Spies and Subterfuge

## Content Warnings

Panic attacks
Comedic violence
Emotional abuse
Alcoholism

CLIENT - Agent 42069 of the [REDACTED] Agency

The client(s) is/are interested in a facility to train and test spies. Suggested sales tactics: Spy on the spy, Trenchcoat!, Xylophagia, Portable AI.

## Trivia

* The Sales Client Brief for this episode was submitted by Astrid Grenzdörffer & Britt Beerbohm. (May your final battle shake the earth and disturb the neighbors.)
Episode 37 - Tedium and Touching Gestures

## Content Warnings

Comedic violence
Emotional abuse
Alcoholism

CLIENT - Sub-Manager Paxt Scrum

The client(s) is/are interested in a dangerous location for team building purposes. Suggested sales tactics: narrative constructs, feigned interest, tedium pits, olive branches.

## Trivia

* The Sales Client Brief for this episode was submitted by bittercape. (May the evidence be entirely circumstantial.)
Episode 58 - Ecology and External Assistance

## Content Warnings

Emotional abuse
Bullying/taunting
Shouting
Emotional manipulation & gaslighting
Discussions of: body horror (including animal)Mentions of: murder, alcohol consumption, plastic surgery, animal attack, eye trauma (threatened), physical violence, injury, arson.

## Navigation

### Last Episode

Episode 57 - Histrionics and High-Handedness

### Next Episode

Episode 59 - Censuses and Couplets

The client, Goral Throgmar of the Construct-A-Creature corporation, is requesting legal assistance due to mounting complaints against them for creating “monstrosities” that are “killing people”. The bailiffs are on the way to take their eyes.

Management Consultants’ advice: lie about your address, reframe the debate, corporate bonding monstrosity, be a turgid plant, utilise the googly eyes, hot slap pyramid.

## Trivia

* Special thanks to Adam Honeyman for this episode's Brief Submission (Never give a sucker an even break. Break their bones in irregular places – it makes it more exciting for the medical team.)
Sales Consultancy Room

The room where Trexel and David planned out thier sales pitch for the customers. It has two doors - one through which Trexel enters, leading to the rest of the station, and another larger, more imposing door that leads to the Sales Meeting Room. There are also slurry dispensers, gun walls, an IMOGEN terminal, a chair for David, vent entrances, and David's Pod.
Episode 57 - Histrionics and High-Handedness

## Content Warnings

Emotional abuse
Bullying / taunting
Innuendo
Shouting
Mentions of: cults, manipulation & gaslighting, childhood trauma, mind-altering substances, mass mortality & environmental apocalypse, knives & self-injury (stabbing inc SFX), executions & gun violence.

## Navigation

### Last Episode

Episode 56 - Proselytising and (some) Progress

### Next Episode

Episode 58 - Ecology and External Assistance

The client, Zeith Fel, is looking for ideas for new productions for The Diabolical Flotilla Actors’ Guild to tour in the upcoming season. She has found that audiences are dwindling for their tours across the galaxy (entirely unconnected to the entirely justifiable destructive actions of Stellar Firma) and are in need of a hit.

Management Consultants’ advice: a roster of updated “classics”, react to the pretend, pretend real knives, historical re-enactment, shattered bums, execute the fool, sexy wedding, the end?

## Trivia

* Special thanks to vi for this episode's Brief Submission (I’ve got your number, buddy. Is it six? I think it's six.)
	+ Fun fact: VI in Roman numerals is in fact 6.
* It is heavily implied that a Star Marlin died sometime between episodes, both because Trexel has been huffing "Marlin Dust" and because Standards are seen talking about eating black market Marlin meat.
Glad You're Alive

Glad You're Alive is the fourth track in the Stellar Firma album, *Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge.* It's the only song on the album that has two people singing instead of one (Trexel Geistman and David 7).

## Lyrics

[Verse 1: TREXEL]

When I first met you, you were a baby

I looked at you and I thought maybe

Maybe you're the one who’ll stay alive

Perhaps you’ll be the one to survive

I’ve been hurt before, I know it’s true

But perhaps it will be different with you

Look at you, so weak and stupid

And we both know that the truth is

Without me you’d be dead already

Remember at the trial? You were like, “Trexel help me”

Bravely I stood and defended your honour

If it were just you and Hartro, you'd be a goner

I’ve proved my worth ten times over

A talent as rare as a forty-leaf clover

It’s about time that you admitted my value

And said it out loud, “Trexel, thank you!”

[Chorus: TREXEL]

You should really thank me for my kindness and my protection

You're part of a very small selection

Of people with whom I’ve really tried

I’d be sorry if you died, I'm glad you're alive!

(TREXEL + CHORUS)

You are still alive

You are still alive

You are still alive

You are still alive

[Verse 2:DAVID]

I first met you, I was a baby

I looked at you and I thought maybe

"Maybe he’ll help me in this life

Protect from dangers trouble and strife"

I immediately discovered this wasn’t the case

You're the most dangerous member of the human race

An encyclopaedia of drunken lies

The worst example of "one of the guys"

Without you things would be so much better

I remember the trial; it was like having a fetter

You wandered 'round yelling things almost at random

And the trial only happened because of your tantrum!

You’ve proved your selfishness ten times over

An ego as large as a giant supernova

It’s about time you admitted your follies

and say it out loud “David, I'm sorry!”

[Chorus: TREXEL]

You should really thank me for my kindness and my protection!

(DAVID: You weren't even listening were you? TREXEL: Yeah!)

You’re one of the few with whom I've had a connection

(DAVID: Not even slightly)

I’d be sorry if you died, I'm glad you're alive!

[DAVID (Background During Final Chorus)]

So, I’m just gonna, So, I’m just gonna, I'm just gonna go, I’m just gonna go

‘cause you're not even listening to me, you not—you never

listen to me, you’re not listening now, you never will, I—I

might as well leave, just—just, I’m going, right, bye! Bye forever,

maybe—tomorrow, probably—but bye, right now, just—I’m off!

[TREXEL + CHORUS]

You are still alive

You are still alive

You are still alive

You are still alive

[TREXEL]

For now
Slurry

Slurry is the substance that both clones and food are made of. It is created through the synthesis of organic material and recycling of ex employee-citizens. It is the only thing employee-citizens are allowed to consume. The grade of slurry you can consume is correspondent to the job you have (enforced via electrocution), clones getting slurry that is described as "sharp", "tangy", "vinegar-y", "hot" and incredibly hard to consume. There is also Upper Management slurry, Line Manager slurry and Consultant slurry, which implies there is a different type for each position at the company.
Episode 74 - Tardigrades and Thin Ice

## Content Warnings

Alcohol use & alcoholism
Bullying/taunting
Physical violence (inc. SFX)
Guns
Electrocution (inc. SFX).

Micro-invertebrate 32-SDJ-6962 is informing on Tardigrades, just in general, as the Tardigrades feel that Stellar Firma’s many construction projects destroy many of their micro-invertebrate farms. Given their incredible ability to survive almost any environment they surely pose a threat.

Strategic War Plan: give up and surrender - the Tardigrades are our new leaders \*CAUTION CAUTION SEDITION SEDITION\* false alarm... just a play; coat ourselves in honey; milk the big bee; don’t sell Trexel a baby carrier.

## Trivia

* Special thanks to Lain. (In these final hours we have together, always remember: no refunds.)
Episode 60 - Ferns and Further Intel

## Content Warnings

Emotional abuse
Bullying / taunting
Shouting
Existential crisis
Physical violence
Emotional manipulation & gaslighting
Mentions of: childhood trauma, alcohol & alcoholism, restraint & interrogation

After an unscheduled visit from Fern Creature, Line Manager Hartro Piltz assesses ongoing consultancy efforts. Line manager also conducts basic interrogation resistance training with variable success.
Legalese

The Legalese are a species that Stellar Firma harnessed long ago. They are very small, reside in hives, and have especially small hands for writing the "smallest fine print". They are a part of the Stellar Firma Legal Department, and appear to be important members.

## References

1. ↑ Episode 32 - Standards and Swarms

(acast)
2. ↑ Episode 44 - Misunderstandings and Mediation

 (acast)
Episode 19 - Dreams and Debauchery

## Content Warnings

* Comedic violence
* Emotional abuse
* Alcoholism
* Lewd references
* Mild body horror

Henkka requests a low gravity planet where their joints no longer hurt, it must absolutely have no winter.

Consultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked.

Original Consultant Recommendation; Low gravity. No atmosphere. Personal permeable spacesuits. Candy dust clouds. Insulting death treadmills. Free Dentures. Hump bubble.

## Trivia

* The Planet Brief Submission for this episode was submitted by Shenkkazoo. (May you never find the tracker I hid!)
Season 1 Teaser

## Content Warnings

* Comedic violence
* Emotional Abuse

Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) submits Bio Facsimile David 6 (ID 95847336) to summary slurriment and recycling.

## Synopsis

It opens on Trexel telling an incredibly nasal David 6 that, by order of Hartro and The Board, he is to be recycled as punishment for the "nightmarish hellscapes" they designed. David 6 does not seem very concerned by the prospect, and tells Trexel that it was "nice" working with him. Trexel is also unbothered by the recycling, and heads off to find cocktail sandwiches.
Episode 5 - Fear and Feet

## Content Warnings

* Comedic violence
* Emotional abuse
* Alcoholism
* Accidental death
* Accidental genocide
* Manslaughter
* Electrocution

Trexel faces his first performance review since he was assigned David 7. They face the intense scrutiny, and feet, of line manager Hartro Piltz.

Line manager recommendation: Fewer larvae fatalities, lower ego, no armed pets, less idolatry, feet in mouth.

## Synopsis

It is review day and Trexel shows up late as usual, profusely apologising to Line Manager Hartro Piltz, who isn’t there. She arrives shortly after and reveals that she has had a tracker implanted in Trexel so that she doesn’t have to wait around but can simply see when he’s finally in the office.

The time has come to review the planets that David and Trexel have spent the week designing.

### Planet 512896-A

The hatchling planet requested by Nurturer 163 of the Superfluous Tentacle turned out to be a murder planet. The boiling seas were too hot and evaporated, causing two thousand three hundred and ninety-two hatchlings to be fried in front of their parents.

### Planet 512897-Ꝙ

Hartro finds it very interesting that the planet requested by Burn Market, the 23rd Earl of Armica, happens to include a giant ivory statue of Trexel, with all other parts of the planet arranged to look at it.

### Planet 512898-Ꜿ

Mitsy Van Schuten’s planet has turned into a nightmare for the legal team. The life and death guns intended for use on the animals were exploited by visitors to kill and resurrect all kinds of relatives. They had to ultimately just push the planet into a sun to and luckily no one managed to leave with any of the guns.

### Planet 512899-Ꝅ

As it turns out, the Lead Singer of *The Winter Lettuce Collective* was a murderer all along and giving them two rooms full of explosives and a small army of dogs with knives strapped to their heads wasn’t the brightest idea. They have been hosting parties, inviting, and murdering, all sort of famous galactic artists. The Lead Singer of *The Winter Lettuce Collective* is admittedly very pleased with the planet but all the murdering has lead to several court cases against Stellar Firma Ltd.

### Verdict

Hartro concludes that the underlying problem behind these designs is Trexel’s ego and forces him to repeat “it’s never about me, it’s always the client” with her foot in his mouth. She’s quite pleased to see him cry as he forces the words out. He has hopefully learned his lesson and she heads off to have an ion scrub.

Trexel is elated. This is the best review he has ever had. The fact that she didn’t recycle David is downright miraculous. He attributes it to his personal genius and leaves to celebrate at the Cosmic Lounge.