Spamton G. Spamton

Spamton G. Spamton

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-Spamton G. Spamton

Spamton G. Spamton is inspired by a character of the same name from DELTARUNE. He was made by Wolfgang Drake on a whim one day. he has since evolved into something much worse than that.

### Physical Appearance

Spamton's appearance is made to be a replica of the character in the video game DELTARUNE, where he is adorned with a black suit, contrasting pale white skin, a long nose, and mismatched colored glasses. His arm is controlled with a green plastic straw.

### History

he was born at the walmart, and the employees thought he was a loose rotisserie chicken, so they put him back on the shelf. This was very traumatic for him, so he was scarred for life.

## Appearances

### Appearance in Spamton

Spamton is shown in the Dark World Universe, reciting his opening dialogue from DELTARUNE Chapter 2.

### Appearance in **Spamton sells out and advertises McDonalds**

In this video, Spamton advertises the mcdonalds puppet club fundraiser. Spamton is depicted as a good salesman, as evidence by the fact that he’s the “#1 rated” McDonalds salesman.

### Appearance in Spamtong in real life

Here, Spamton has emerged from the Dark World and is getting harassed by citizens. Spamton is very camera shy, so he demands that the recorder knocks it off. He doesn't, so spam takes problems into his own hands and attacks he camera.

### Appearance in Convenience store

Wolfgang has confirmed that this is a prequel to Spamton Shop. This video is a literal ad that Spamton bought in order to broadcast to the Puppet Club television network. Spamton bought way more ad space than he needed, so he broadcasted the customers coming into his store. As it happens, he has to put up with a stupid owl, a single mother, and a snake whom he physically assaults, while broadcasting that live to people watching at home. Bad PR.

### Appearance in Spamton Shop

In Spamton Shop, spam shouts to the camera about how his store is closing and you need to buy his products. Spamton also sells less “merchandise”, and more “promotions of animal/human trafficking”.

### Appearance in Office

Spamton, now having lost his job, goes to audition with Jon Arbuckle for the role of the replacement garfield, after the old one "was quit" in kitchen. Spamton's audition goes south very quickly do to his complete lack of social skills, and after getting rejected by Jon, he rushes out of the room enraged.

### Appearance in GFully Dripped Out

This is a small video where Spamton tries to restore his self-image by putting on some cool kicks, claiming that the G in "Spamton G Spamton" stands for "GFully Dripped Out." Obviously enough, this Drip he wears is a replica of Matt Damon drip, and not the actual things. This is enough to get him hired as an actual Puppet Club character, instead of a person who promotes failing businesses.

### Appearance in Spamton Likes to Eat

After being welcomed back by the other puppets, Spamton is chosen to announce that Puppet Club skits will be recorded once more, and that he is going to pass the information along through whisper down the lane. The king, being the menace he is, changes the word to "Spamton likes to eat live puppies!" once again ruining his PR.

### Appearance in Jon's Life

Spamton appears as the central antagonist of this skit. After Jon explaining how he ate food with tongs, Spamton appears and tries to be he center of attention by advertising RAID: Shadow Legends. This doesn't work, and literally no one gets the game, so Spamton want revenge. Cut back to the present day, and Spamton tries to kill Jon (and consequently, Pig, Gilgamesh and himself) by strapping a bomb to his hand. Gilgamesh appears to cut the video before Spamton can properly use the bomb, so the bomb was most likely a dud.

### Appearance in Puppet Club: Lost in Florida

Spamton has a brief cameo in Lost in Florida, where he explains how nice it is to not get hit by cars. this happens moments before he gets explodinated by Monkey and Tribal Chant Man driving a 2021 Mercedes-Benz GLC 300. After this, Spamton realizes that his body is weak and needs to be enhanced.

### Appearance in Spamton Becomes

In spamton becomes, Spamton discovers the corpse of Wolfgong Drake, who died previously in Uprising. Spamton convinces Ergle the Wise to transfer his consciousness into the human body, and thus becoming SPAMGONG.

# Spamgong

Spamgong is the form Spamton takes after possessing the body of Wolfgong Drake.

## Appearances

### Appears in

Spamton Lives, Spamton BECOMES, Spamton Sells out, Spamgong Sells his Soul, Spamgong's Wilderness Adventure, Spamgong Takes a Bath, the shidder, Spamgong Markets to a New Audience, Five Nights at Spamgong's, Spamgong Gets Executed

## Physical Appearance

Spamgong takes the form of Wolfgong, but wearing a suit and poorly-made multi-colored glasses. In this new human form, he takes on human powers such as breathing and paying taxes.

## Appearances

### Appearance in Spamton Lives

In Spamton lives, Spamgong rants about how excited he is to have human flesh and blood and organs and hearts. Ergle the Wise interrupts him to announce that this is the worst thing he has ever done, which is true. It's also possible that Ergle also created the king, a tyrannical dictator, so Ergle thinks that Spamgong is worse than a dictatorship.

### Appearance in Spamgong Sells out

After Puppet Club ended, Spamton had no use for the Spamton Puppet anymore. So, he makes an advertisement for the puppet, similar to the ones he did for his store. Somehow, there is a verified customer for it, before being sold.

### Appearance in Spamgong Sells his soul

In Spamgong Sells his Soul, Spamgong ends up selling the puppet to Jimmy for $19.97. Spam goes on and celebrates his victory of achieving 20 bucks, before sitting down and watching TV. Spamgong sees that the puppet is being used to portray a character named "james", and is so distressed by this that he goes into his basement and cries for 13 weeks.

### Appearance in Spamgong's Wilderness Adventure

Spamgong tries to roll a sleeping bag up a hill, but pulls a Sisyphus on us. Spamgong winds up sleeping in the river, which results in:

### Appearance in Spamgong Takes a Bath

The entire video is dedicated to Spamgong taking a bath. With the entire outfit on. This is the most canon Puppet Club skit there is.

### Appearance in the shidder

Spamgong plays the role of "The Giver", because he's giving the 12-year-old child AIDS.

### Appearance in Spamgong Markets to a New Audience

Spamgong tries to find wider market appeal, so he tries OnlyFans, then fighting in "the war" (the war is NOT the Israeli-Hamas conflict), before settling on starting a life-lessons YouTube channel. He makes a video with Jeff, Pig, and JFK. He gets sentenced to two executions, one for the war crimes committed in the war, and one for the war crimes committed against the viewers in the video.

### Appearance in Five Nights at Spamgong's

Spamgong decides to take a short trip down to Orlando, Florida. Unfortunately, he's an international terrorist, so he's denied a flight and has to walk all the way down. He gets impossibly tired, and breaks into someone's house in order to sleep for the night. In the process, he kills three and traumatizes two, but, yknow you win some, you lose some. Spamgong is then placed into a pool, and then touches grass. This is the worst pain Spamgong's ever known, as he has never touched water or grass before.

### Appearance in Spamgong Gets Executed

Spamgong prepares to get executed, then fights a green inflatable Among Us costume, then gets executed once via a shotgun to the head from Pig, and a second time by mauling to death by Jeff, Pig, and 2 other guys. He goes to Hell for committing international terrorism.

### Appearance in Retiring the Spamgong Brand.

Not Spamgong, a friend of Spamgong's, gives a speech about Spamgong's death to a crowd of nobody. james and Jimmy both appear as a guest speaker and a puppeteer respectively, before Not Spamgong riles the crowd up about storming the Route 68 prison. He is then assassinated. Spamgong, however, walks back into the set, and explains that every basement staircase leads to a portal to Hell, which anyone can use to escape or enter into Hell. After seeing that Jimmy is there, he walks back into Hell.