Excuse My Rudeness, But Could You Please RIP?

**失礼しますが、RIP♡** (English **Excuse My Rudeness, But Could You Please RIP?**) is the debut song of Mori Calliope. It was released on September 12, 2020.

## Lyrics

* Kanji
* Romaji
* English

*みんなさん、今日の楽しライブ配信にきてくれて誠にありがとうございます。今日のラップしたい思います。でわはじめましょうか？*

FUCK IT!

イマどきの殺人鬼は楽しむことが嫌いに違いない

もっと頻繁に、人々はナイフや銃で殺している

地獄の廃墟にいるリアルな殺人鑑定士

人気の「萌え」を武器に観衆をおびき寄せるのに慣れてしまった、なぜなら

驚いたことに、命を取るのはとりあえず禁止

その姿勢は認めるよ、人間抹消の専門家を

止められたことは、でもこの勢いは止められないよ

あたしのライムと「一騎打ち」する時は先に殺すからね

そのへんにいる妬みったらしい嫌な奴ら、ハイファイブ、見えてるよ

「誰もこんなの買わねぇよ」ビッチ、わかるわかる

文字通り、地獄のように可愛い

苦みのある見せかけ

でも外見は全てを語らない、わかんないでしょ、お金なんて

死の女王には意味がないんだから

あんたの心を引き裂くために、​ ​​​​ ​大鎌とか超強烈なおもちゃ（武器）を持ってる

傷跡から分かれても、まだあんたの夢を殺すよ！

あんたの魂をあたしのポケットに滑り込ませて、現場から立ち去る

そんな感じ

あたしのアドバイスを聞くなら

あんたは自覚のないことで殺されちゃうってことかな！

でももう一つのあたしがもっと好きな名言は

「自業自得fuckin SEISO」ってところかな～

知らなきゃでしょ、そうでしょ、てことで魂ちょうだい？

すごいDIE好き〜

そんなにおっきなお願いじゃないよ：​ ​​​​ ​とりあえず言うこと聞いて死んでくれる？

ごめん、失礼しますが〇んでください**♡**〜

あいつらをベースで殺しちゃえ

殺すの事がTANOSHII

(TEEHEE, BITCH)

殺人は超カワイイ

(かわいい、ね！）

死神先生+Calliope!

ベースで殺しちゃえ、あいつらにこう言わすまで：

ALRIGHT!

“YAY! 素敵な暗殺〜”

だからこんな感じ：

死んだビートよ、よく聴きな！これが望んでるものなんでしょ？

夜しばきにきてあげる！

勝手にやってる

地獄で犯罪じゃないから~

皆殺しにするくらい高すぎるベース

でも踊るんでしょとにかく、それが人間の性

でも、その前何となく一緒に楽しもう〜

あなたの死ぬ日まで!

申し訳ないです、やりすぎました。

なんで敬語でラップしてる？ちょっと変だ。

期待してたものと違う？直接的に言っちゃうけど

地獄のそこからでも聞こえちゃうよ、キーボードを叩きつける音

勝手に失望してれば、でもあたしは走らない

だってあたしはワーカホリックなビジネスウーマンで、やることやってんの

魂取り？弱弱しい奴には向いてないね

でもこれは暗闇の女主人公が太陽に出る日かな～(きもい...)

C A DOUBLE L I O P E

この新しい魂取りの方法、好きかもしんない

頭の中にパッと浮かんだ言葉を取って、自分のストーリーを作っちゃう

「言葉での殺人では不十分？」それは過去の自分！

超一流のVじゃないとあたしは倒せない

人間よ、あたしにかかってきな、実はマゾなの～

まぁ、どういう意味でもいいわ。(何？)うん、何でもいいんだってば！！

ちょっとこっち来なクソ鳥、そんであたしのこと笑ってみーよ！！

あたしのアドバイスを聞くなら

あんたは自覚のないことで殺されちゃうってことかな

でも心の中では、あたしは結構緊張してて、​ ​​​​ ​えーっとあのギャップ萌えな言葉なんだっけ？

そうだわ、「清楚」！！

もうちょい先進むと、あたしがするはずのことの通りにしてよ、​ ​​​​ ​もっと近づくから

ドンマイ、DIE丈夫〜

もし可能なら、あんたの人生終わらせていいっすか？

ごめん、失礼しますが〇んでください**♡**〜

あいつらをベースで殺しちゃえ

殺すの事がTANOSHII

(TEEHEE, BITCH)

殺人は超カワイイ

(かわいい、ね！）

死神先生+Calliope!

ベースで殺しちゃえ、あいつらにこう言わすまで：

ALRIGHT!

“YAY! 素敵な暗殺〜”

だからこんな感じ：

死んだビートよ、よく聴きな！これが望んでるものなんでしょ？

夜しばきにきてあげる！

勝手にやってる

地獄で犯罪じゃないから~

皆殺しにするくらい高すぎるベース

でも踊るんでしょとにかく、それが人間の性

でも、その前何となく一緒に楽しもう〜

あなたの死ぬ日まで!

もう一回！！！

死んだビートよ、よく聴きな！これが望んでるものなんでしょ？

夜しばきにきてあげる！

勝手にやってる

地獄で犯罪じゃないから~

皆殺しにするくらい高すぎるベース

でも踊るんでしょとにかく、それが人間の性

でも、その前何となく一緒に楽しもう〜

あなたの死ぬ日まで!

*Minna-san! Kyou no tanoshi raibu haishin ni kitekurete makoto ni arigatou gozaimasu. Kyou no rappu shitai to omoimasu. Dewa, hajimemashou ka?*

Fuck it

Modern-day killers really must hate fun

More often, people takin' lives rockin' knives and guns

The real murder connoisseurs in the ruins of hell

Got used to luring the audience with moe that sells, 'cause

To my surprise, snatching' lives toriaezu kinshi

Nice try, stoppin' the motherfuckin' Da Vinci

Of human erasure, can't stop the pace, sir

Make sure whеn "standing off" my rhymes slay first

Jealous haters out thеre, high-five! I see you

"No one's gonna buy this." Bitch, I believe you!

Cute as all hell, in a literal sense

A bitter pretense

But the views are all tell, no show, dollars and cents

Don't mean nada to the queen of "sayonara"

Scythe and other super radical toys to tear your heart

Apart at the seams, still the killer of your dreams!

Slip your soul into my pocket, then I flee the scene

It’s like that

If you take my advice, you'll be killed by what'cha don't know!

But the other saying that I like so much more

Is along the lines of "you reap what you fuckin' SEISO"

Gotta know, ain’t it so, could ya let go of your soul for me?

Sugoi DIEsuki〜

I'm not asking for much: do me a favor and die?

Gomen, shitsureshimasu ga shindekusai❤〜

"Kill ‘em with the bass"

Kurosu no koto ga TANOSHII

(Teehee, bitch)

Murder is so fucking kawaii

(Kawaii, ne!)

Shinigami-sensei + Calliope!

Kill 'em with the bass, 'til we get 'em to say:

Alright! "YAY! Suteki na ansatsu〜"

So it goes:

"Dead Beats, listen up!" It's what'cha want?

Me comin' in the night for ya!

Katte ni yatteru jigoku de hanzai ja nai kara~

Bass high enough to exterminate ya

You'll dance anyway, 'cause it's human nature

Demo, sono mae nantonaku issho ni tanoshimou~

Anata no shinu hi made!

Moushi wakenai desu, yarisugimashita

Nande keigo de rappu shiteru? Chotto hen da

Not what you expected? Better tell you straight-forward

Hear you all the way in hell, slamming on your keyboard

Go ahead and BE sore, but I won't run

'Cause I'm a workaholic business-lady getting shit done

Taking souls? Not an industry for suckers, for one

But it's a mistress of darkness's day in the sun~ (kimoi...)

C A double L I O P E

I really love this fake-murder shit's eye-opening

Taking words I get right off the cuff, and script my own thing

"Murder with words ain't enough?" that was the past me! (Sorry~)

Gonna take a first-class master V to blast me

Humans, come at ME, I'm "masochistic" actually

Huh... whatever that means (nani?)

Yes, whatever that means

Come a little closer kuso tori

Then laugh at me (Sup bitch?!)

If you take my advice, you'll be killed by what'cha don't know!

But inside, I'm kinda nervous and I don't know what the word is

For the other side of the gap? FUCK IT, "seiso"!!

Setting out, do as I'm supposed to do, I'll get close to you

Donmai, DIEjoubu

If it's alright with you, could I end your life?

Gomen, shitsureshimasu ga shindekusai❤〜

"Kill ‘em with the bass"

Kurosu no koto ga TANOSHII

(Teehee, bitch)

Murder is so fucking kawaii

(Kawaii, ne!)

Shinigami-sensei + Calliope!

Kill 'em with the bass, 'til we get 'em to say:

Alright! "YAY! Suteki na ansatsu〜"

So it goes:

"Dead Beats, listen up!" It's what'cha want?

Me comin' in the night for ya!

Katte ni yatteru jigoku de hanzai ja nai kara~

Bass high enough to exterminate ya

You'll dance anyway, 'cause it's human nature

Demo, sono mae nantonaku issho ni tanoshimou~

Anata no shinu hi made!

Mou ikkai!!!

"Dead Beats, listen up!" It's what'cha want?

Me comin' in the night for ya!

Katte ni yatteru jigoku de hanzai ja nai kara~

Bass high enough to exterminate ya

You'll dance anyway, 'cause it's human nature

Demo, sono mae nantonaku issho ni tanoshimou~

Anata no shinu hi made!

*Everyone! Thanks for coming to today's tanoshii live-stream. Today, I think I wanna rap. Well then, shall we begin?*

Fuck it

Modern-day killers really must hate fun

More often, people takin' lives rockin' knives and guns

The real murder connoisseurs in the ruins of hell

Got used to luring the audience with moe that sells, 'cause

To my surprise, snatching' lives とりあえず禁止

Nice try, stoppin' the motherfuckin' Da Vinci

Of human erasure, can't stop the pace, sir

Make sure whеn "standing off" my rhymes slay first

Jealous haters out thеre, high-five! I see you

"No one's gonna buy this." Bitch, I believe you!

Cute as all hell, in a literal sense

A bitter pretense

But the views are all tell, no show, dollars and cents

Don't mean nada to the queen of "sayonara"

Scythe and other super radical toys to tear your heart

Apart at the seams, still the killer of your dreams!

Slip your soul into my pocket, then I flee the scene-

It’s like that

If you take my advice, you'll be killed by what'cha don't know!

But the other saying that I like so much more

Is along the lines of "you reap what you fuckin' SEISO"

Gotta know, ain’t it so, could ya let go of your soul for me?

すごいDIE好き〜

I'm not asking for much: do me a favor and die?

ごめん、失礼しますが死んでください❤〜

"Kill ‘em with the bass"

殺すの事がTANOSHII

(Teehee, bitch)

Murder is so fucking kawaii

（かわいい、ね！）

死神先生+Calliope!

Kill 'em with the bass, 'til we get 'em to say:

Alright! "YAY! 素敵な暗殺〜"

So it goes:

"Dead Beats, listen up!" It's what'cha want?

Me comin' in the night for ya!

勝手にやってる地獄で犯罪じゃないから~

Bass high enough to exterminate ya

You'll dance anyway, 'cause it's human nature

でも、その前何となく一緒に楽しもう〜

あなたの死ぬ日まで！

申し訳ないです、やりすぎました。

なんで敬語でラップしてる？ちょっと変だ。

Not what you expected? Better tell you straight-forward

Hear you all the way in hell, slamming on your keyboard

Go ahead and BE sore, but I won't run

'Cause I'm a workaholic business-lady getting shit done

Taking souls? Not an industry for suckers, for one

But it's a mistress of darkness's day in the sun~ (きもい...)

C A double L I O P E

I really love this fake-murder shit's eye-opening

Taking words I get right off the cuff, and script my own thing

"Murder with words ain't enough?" that was the past me! (Sorry~)

Gonna take a first-class master V to blast me

Humans, come at ME, I'm "masochistic" actually

Huh... whatever that means. (何？)

Yes, whatever that means

Come a little closer クソ鳥

Then laugh at me (Sup bitch?!)

If you take my advice, you'll be killed by what'cha don't know!

But inside, I'm kinda nervous and I don't know what the word is

For the other side of the gap? FUCK IT, "清楚"!!

Setting out, do as I'm supposed to do, I'll get close to you

ドンマイ、DIE丈夫〜

If it's alright with you, could I end your life?

ごめん、失礼しますが死んでください❤〜

"Kill ‘em with the bass"

殺すの事がTANOSHII

(Teehee, bitch)

Murder is so fucking kawaii

（かわいい、ね！）

死神先生+Calliope!

Kill 'em with the bass, 'til we get 'em to say:

Alright! "YAY! 素敵な暗殺〜"

So it goes:

"Dead Beats, listen up!" It's what'cha want?

Me comin' in the night for ya!

勝手にやってる地獄で犯罪じゃないから~

Bass high enough to exterminate ya

You'll dance anyway, 'cause it's human nature

でも、その前何となく一緒に楽しもう〜

あなたの死ぬ日まで！

もう一回！！！

"Dead Beats, listen up!" It's what'cha want?

Me comin' in the night for ya!

勝手にやってる地獄で犯罪じゃないから~

Bass high enough to exterminate ya

You'll dance anyway, 'cause it's human nature

でも、その前何となく一緒に楽しもう〜

あなたの死ぬ日まで！

## Videos

-ORIGINAL SONG- 失礼しますが、RIP♡ -- “Excuse My Rudeness, But Could You Please RIP?” - Calliope Mori
## Trivia

* This song was revealed a a part of Mori Calliope's debut livestream, and it was followed by Calliope rapping ReaperかRapper live.