Redball

## Summary

Since 2021, Redball has been by far the most popular band on Earth. They have no musical specialty, instead mixing seemingly too many random genres together to create sounds bands before were too afraid to try to create. By the end of their 2021 tour, they were also nearing the most financially successful band in history, limited only by only having two albums out at the time that even could be bought.

Their discography can be found here.

## Members

Part of the bands success in creating new sound was due to the fact that the original lineup 13 members, including:

Trex May- An ex-shaolin monk.

Geronimo Von Jutenheim- A man who was banned from almost every professional field in existence and found his true calling as a musician.

Randy (AKA Handy Randy)- A one armed drummer who had lost most of his memory of his previous life.

Allisa and Brian Sannin- Two twin siblings who were both bar singers for a very popular bar before it was burned down by Trex in order to recruit them.

Magax- An club DJ tricked by fraud into signing a ridiculous unfair contract by his nightclub and broke out to join the band.

Marcus Barns- The son of a crazy cat lady who grew up to be a cat tamer, he went insane from too much time with cats and had to run far away from any cats, eventually joining the band as a distraction.

A gorilla researcher, a random homeless person they picked up off the street, an ex-mormon organ player, an amish electric guitar player, and a Somalian pirate.

The later members of the band would include:

Regina Fortess- A professional triangle player for a large orchestra who was raised by four parents.

Orlo Patosé- A professional triangle player who played a drumkit made of entirely triangles of different sizes, materials and proximity to one another to make different sounds.

## Albums

Dirty Sucker- Released in 2020, got them a large (both non-literal and literal) underground cult (Both non-literal and literal) following.

Railtalk- Released in 2021, this album brought the band to critical acclaim.

Dried Roots- Released at the very beginning of 2022, and the last album with the bands original lineup.

Big Black Rock- Released late 2022, after one of the bar singers was blinded with acid, he was unable to perform on this album, and instead two professional triangle players were brought in to replace him.

Red vs Blue- After the bar singer recovered, he was brought back in, and the triangle players were kept as they released this album in 2023, which turned to be their most successful album yet.

Demon's Demons- After a large fight within the band between the christian and non-christian members, this album was released by the non-christians in 2024.

Soul Can- After the fight, the christians released this album on the same day as Demon's Demons was released. Due to Soul Can doing so poorly, the band came back together once again.

Garage Door- Released in 2025, the album was widely renowned, but especially by the original cult following who saw it as a return to the original message.

Nuclear Clearance- Released in 2026 with an active theme of war throughout the songs. Ironically, this would be the last album before most of the original members were killed by a small nuclear weapon directed at them.