Season4.5 Episode 5: Drew Quits Forever

In a shocking turn of evens Drew has quit the show forever. Plus, Nate has some blind items and learn about All Things Houdini.

## Episode Summary

Drew quits. Tom cuts out a bunch due to sperm cramps. RIP Chomper.

Drew may be a ghost and as such, he ghosts the show and quits! Nate wants to replace him with Ben, his big brother and manager. If you need anything from Nate or want to know something about him, just send a follow request to Ben @BetrayedMan1990 on X formerly known as tweeter.

Luckily, after a few minutes Drew returns to the mortal realm and re-joins the show.

Nate wants to start a new Podcast called "Tight 10", a 10 minute comedy podcast. Then he reads some more blind items.

They wind up discussing various bugs and insects, Tom talks about exterminating dangerous ones and Nate starts sort of an analogy to something with blowtorches and scorpions but they all decide to move on and read more gossip.

Houdini was down bad for his Mom, she was giving Mother.

Drew and Nate are cool now.

Eventually they talk about the episode and read some interesting comments on the wildabouthoudini.com episode recap to this episode. Especially one person, known simply as Meredith, is called upon to contact the hosts and Nate considers replying to every one of her comments before deciding against it.

They Shoutout David Saltman, THE SALTMAN! Drew says he's the best thing to happen to this show in a while.

Later, they talk about some Magic and Magicians, both of which Drew hates.

After much verbal harassment, Drew quits a second time! However, as this was so unbearable for Tom and Nate that they had to perform a seance to summon back Drew, and it actually worked! He's once again back in the mortal realm.

Eventually, they find out some absolutely true information about the creator of the wildabouthoudini.com site.

The episode ends with Nate being frightened of the teachers at his kids PUBLIC school because they want him to attend a Parent-Teacher-Meeting. He likens the invitation letter he received to a *Goodfellas* type shakedown.

At the end of the episode, the hosts profess their love for each other, and Nate goes so far as to say he loves the audience.

### Show Recap

The show is getting progressively harder to watch. Tom somehow has a bunch of background Info on some Applesauce aspect.

> "*Houdini & Doyle* episode 5, The Curse of Korhza, will be of special interest to Houdini buffs as it brings Harry into battle with his traditional nemesis; the medium! In this case, it's the attractive Madam Korhza (Emily Hampshire), a psychic medium who specializes in solving crimes, especially lost children. Is Korhza for real, or is she "solving" her own crimes?"
> From *Wildabouthoudini.com*
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If you really need the full written recap to find out what's going on in this show click here.

#### Episode 5 - Host ratings

Drew: 2, "it just takes the wind out of my sails"

Nate: "I wanna say it was better than the other episodes." (no number given)

Tom: 1

## Video Watchalong

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## Locker Room Talk

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**Note:** this is not the same as the watchalong! It's a standalone show for GUYS only and there IS full frontal male nudity throughout constantly. And the first episode is almost an hour long.

In this episode of ClayneCast they debate putting up an audio version of the Locker Room Talk. Which means Drew would have to do all the work uploading it.

More topics *are* coming.

## Notable quotes

### Drew

* "Check the group text, bozos!" (shouting hauntingly from the beyond)
* "That killed some time."
* "Nants are real."
* "You're a piece of shit Tom. Real scumbag."
* "I've never respected Magicians. Or Magic."

### Nate

* "We deserve to be in Omnivale, to be real."
* "This is my 3rd hour hanging out with you guys."
* "We love you Meredith, don't change!"
* "Are we fuckin' done here, are we done here?"

### Tom

* "Male squirt is real. And it's sexy."
* "Nothing with this show makes me feel anything...(audio cuts out)...to be empty inside, maybe like I'm losing hours of my life (audio cuts out) ..could be with my daughter.."
* "I'm not being rude! I'm not being rude. In fact, here's the thing: Blocked. Blocked. I just blocked you both."
* "It's like we're not even allowed to take the piss anymore."
* "You're goin' to hell, Chomper!"

## Trivia

A tight 5 or tight 15 exist. But a tight 10? That's just plain ridiculous.

It's okay to love your mom.

The movie *Boot Camp* starring Mila Kunis was filmed in picturesque Calgary, Alberta, Canada.

There is no space between "Season" and "4.5" in the title of this episode on all platforms, this is not a mistake on the part of the Wiki.

## Clayne Clandestine

The hosts did indeed talk about Mole people in the past, most notably in Season 3 Episode 20: Mole Men.

## Get to know your hosts

Drew absolutely **can** leave his penthouse apartment, and does so often.

Nates mom got stung by a scorpion once and almost died. Then they exacted revenge on the scorpion with a blowtorch.

Don't be rude to Tom or you'll be blocked.

Nate has dined in the Magic Castle, but that was when he was young, which is where the song comes from.

## Clayne ForeCasting

Nate is going to start a 10 minute Podcast called "Tight 10".