Animal Instincts

**Animal Instincts** is one of the goals in the game Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is a side goal from the Animal Instincts Weekend event.

## Part 1

### Objectives

* Have Fry Meet with Pimparoo (6s)
* Have The Professor Meet with Pimparoo (6s)

### Story

 Good news, Fry! Pimparoo has chosen Planet Express to help him start his exotic animal business.

 We're busy saving the universe, remember? Tell Pimparoo no.

 Fry, he's a boxing kangaroo AND a pimp. He'll hit anyone anytime for any reason. You don't say no to Pimparoo.

 Now that I've helped you open the exotic pet business, Pimparoo, perhaps we can discuss compensation?

 I figured I'd let you in for five percent, baby.

 I was thinking more like, "I get all the unsold animals to use for experiments".

 Let me keep all the unsold big green feathery birds, and it's a deal.

## Part 2

### Story

 Listen, Amy, some of these exotic pets ain't exactly legal, so I need some kinda front. Any ideas?

 Hide 'em in plain sight, Pimparoo. Open a pet store with cute legal pets in the window and keep the exotica in the back.

 Great idea! You won't be wantin' a cut, now, will you?

 Eh, just let me pet the cute ones whenever I want, and we'll call it even.

 I just cuddled a bunch of cute little animals! I wish Planet Express had a pet.

 We do have a pet. His name is Nibbler.

 I mean one that doesn't know more physics than I do.

## Part 3

### Objectives

* Go to Omicron Persei 8 in search for Exotic Lizards.
* Collect 20 Exotic Lizards from Combat Enemies.

### Story

 I been working the exotic pet black market. Got a guy who's willing to trade a whole jungle of mixed primates for a shipful of Omicronian lizards.

 You expect me to collect a whole shipful? Those things have jaws at both ends!

 So... Fry?

 Yeah, Fry.

 Have we collected enough space lizards? My face is swelling up from that horrible venom they spray.

 That's not horrible venom, it's -- er, yes. That venom is horrible, all right.

## Part 4

### Objectives

* Have Bender Box Lizards (4h 0m 0s)
* Collect 4 Packaged Lizards

### Story

 Have you rounded up the Omicronian lizards and put them in the shipping crate yet?

 Yep, I got some help from Harold, your hyperintelligent lab money.

 Yes, Harold's quite clever with a lariat, isn't he?

 I dunno. I just tied him up and shoved him inside the crate and the lizards ran right in.

 The lizards are all packed up and ready to go.

 Did you punch air holes in the crates?

 Yes. And guess what came spraying out? That horrible venom!

 It must be difficult packing up things that are smarter than you are.

## Part 5

### Story

 So now Pimparoo wants us to find him an owl? Did you ask him what the hell for?

 Yes. He said "Don't make me use my back-hand." Me, a famous scientist and old man, being made to chase owls... Forget it! You find the owl, Fry.

 Don't make me use my back-hand.

 My exotic animal business is blowin' up thanks to you, Prof. How can I ever repay you with something other than money?

 Well, perhaps you can teach me about pimping. I understand it's easy.

 Naw, man! Just the opposite! Pimpin' AIN'T easy! Specially for a damn kangaroo!

## Part 6

### Objectives

* Have Bender Go for a Spin (2h 0m 0s)
* Return to Omicron Persei 8 in search for Exotic Lizards
* Collect 30 Exotic Lizards from Combat Enemies

### Story

 Why are we collecting space lizards for Pimparoo? This is an outrage!

 He needs more lizards to trade for more exotic pets. Besides, he treats me good. And he bought me a pair of designer jeans.

 Pimparoo doesn't care about you, Fry! He told me so over dinner!

 He took me to Fishy Joe's!

 Why should I keep helping you with your business?

 Aw, Bender, you know we're in this together, baby.

 I don't believe you, Pimparoo! And Fry said you bought him designer jeans. You never buy me anything!

 Players gonna play.

## Part 7

### Objectives

* Collect 10 Packaged Lizards
* Trade Packaged Lizards for the 8-Legged Dog

### Story

 I'm in the market for a new dog.

 I know a guy who sells them out of the back of a truck for a discount.

 But I want one with a new car smell!

 Eh, I guess I could buy a discount dog and a new car for it to roll around in.

 Cute Octodog, Amy.

 Thanks! I named it after you. Actually "Fry" is just his last name. His first name is "Better-Looking".

## Part 8

### Objectives

* Collect Exotic Lizards from Omicron Persei 8.
* Collect 50 Exotic Lizards from Combat Enemies.

### Story

 Fry, our exotic animal connection's got another shipment. We need more space lizards to trade.

 I have to go to Omicron Persei 8 AGAIN? This is like the 15th time since the hypnowave catastrophe started! I swear, it's like there's only four planets in this whole universe.

 I'm back from collecting lizards.

 That was quick.

 I nearly got killed by brutal enemies.

 There's a soda in the fridge.

## Part 9

### Objectives

* Collect 10 Packaged Lizards
* Trade Packaged Lizards for the Purple Fruit Snake

### Story

 This pet business is too successful. There's no room for all these exotic animals in here!

 You're overreacting, Fry --

 Am I? In case you haven't noticed, we're ankle-deep in poop! Because the hyper-apes are always using the bathroom when I need it!

 Guess what, Fry? The professor got a snake for the office.

 That explains the slithering thing crawling up my pants leg.

 No, the snake is over there. What you feel is Bender's extendo arm. He's picking your pocket from the inside.

## Part 10

### Story

 Good news, Pimparoo! The exotic animal business is producing record profits!

 If it didn't, I was gonna have to put you on the street to make back my money.

 You can still do that if you'd like.

 I think I'll stay in New New York awhile. There's $$$ to be collected.

 Did you say $$$?

 Uh huh.

 How did you say it?

## See also

* Goals
* Animal Instincts Weekend