UnbalancedBlasty

**"Commenting 'Man' on Chibi Naoto posts everyday until I forget or get bored of it Day 1 Man"**

## Faction

### Afiliation

Memes Emblem Lurkers Association
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JUSTICE!

### Goal

To continue making a good life for her children

## Personal

### Relatives

Funky Kong (Ancestor)
Sasuke (Ex-Husband)
Anankos (Grandfather)
Sea Salt Boy (Brother-In-Law)
Nephenee (S-Support)
Jammed (Splinter Consciousness, Platonic Husband)
Lopt (DQIX Rival)
Radd (Son)
02 (Ex-Daughter-in-law)

### Origin

Tellius

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> UnbalancedBlasty is a known casual from a faraway subreddit who migrated to MemesEmblem for the bountiful Casual Memes.
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> * Mogall Arch
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> Blasty joined ME during this time, even helping Mogall's reign. She claimed to have thought of the idea but was clearly lying.
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> * Clone Loli Arch
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> Spent most of the saga lurking, but joked that Orion-The-Fox deleted Clone-Loli after they mysteriously disappeared.
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> * Man
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> * Cereal Arch
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> Created an epic cereal post but it was taken down due to lack of 3H juices. However, she came back with another cereal meme chock full of 3H. It lacked funny, however, so she continues her journey.
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> * Speedrun
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> Had thought of making a speedrun but decided otherwise. She is very slow.
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> * Midori-Brazil Arch
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> lol that was kinda funny actually
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> * Continued Clone Arch
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> Kind of jealous no one has cloned her yet
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> * Ever since the first time u called me "Coconut Cum" I have been plotting. Every time you repeat it my anger rises and rises. I have plans among plans to be rid of the Unwholesum 100 "TheCummed" :nauseated\_face: You make a joke about s\*cks (not funny :face\_with\_symbols\_over\_mouth:) and I throw up and die a little inside. I am done now. I am done with your Bullshit, Jammed. You idiot. Fucking dumbass stupidhead. Ugly doodoo stinky pants. Poopoo. Dumb baby man. I will kill you unironically. You don't know the power I hold. I will search for you and it won't be long because I am Skilled. I know how to find someone's Home Address in 2 easy steps all on my own. I don't even need an informant. I know you, TheJammed.
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> 69420 Valhalla Drive
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> This you? Thought so. Don't fuck with me or I will use my powers as an American to make your life a living hell. Even telling you about what I may do to you will mess you up forever. Do you want to test me? Huh? Do you think you can take what's coming to you?
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> * That's it. I'm fucking done. I'm actually done with you. You thought I was fucking joking? I wasn't. I. Fucking. Wasn't. You know I literally shared your address don't you? You Buffoon. Absolute dunce. A real dunderhead you are.
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> Well now you'll regret it. You'll regret every little thing you ever did to me. Every last "Coconut Cum" you type. I'll have my revenge.
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> I could explain it to you. Right here. Right now. But I'm not. Not for any mercy for you, TheJammed. Rest assured I lost all mercy for you a long time ago. This is to spare everyone else in the server. They will be Traumatized by the lengths I'll go to get my revenge. But you, TheJammed, you will see it first hand and you will regret it for the rest of your days.
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> I will not tell you when. I will not tell you how. I will not tell you where. But I will find you. And I will get you.
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> So shake. Shake in your little heeled boots you wear to pretend you're Corrin. You fucking casual cucklord. Shake in your boots.
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> Be afraid. For I show no empathy to those who have wronged me.
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> * I can't believe this. You're still going at it? Are you fucking kidding me, TheJammed? You dare call me "Coconut Cum" once more after all this? I can't believe the lengths you would go to prove your utter Imbecility. God, I can't believe you.
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> I *will* come for you. And no, I will not "cum" for you, you disgusting pig. I will Come. I am on my way right now, TheJammed.
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> You disgust me beyond words. I hate you. I hate you I hate you*I hate youIhateyouIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOU SO! FUCKING! MUCH!* GOD DAMN YOU. DAMN YOU TO HELL, THEJAMMED.
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> No, not god damn you. He will be merciful. He will have compassion. *I* will damn you. You will be damned by *MY* hands and NO ONE ELSE'S. This is *MY JOB.* No one will bring the amount of Pain and Suffering to you as I will. Not even Anankos himself can save you.
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> So how do you feel? How does that make you *feel*, TheJammed? To know that that your life resides in *my* hands.
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> Doesn't feel that good now, does it? *Does it, TheJammed?*
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> * To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Plagiarism. The Chinese Government did not sign the Geneva Conventions, and as an adult you should know this. There's also the sphere shaped enemies with yellow eyes with red outlines and have only one attack that has the enemy bounce at the player, which is deftly woven into both games- Genshin Impact's ripple effects draw heavily from Breath of the Wild for instance. Smart people understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly nitpick the depths of plagiarism, to realise that they're not just inspired- they're literally STEALING. As a consequence people who like Genshin Impact truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't understand, for instance, the towers the lower enemies stand on, which itself is a cryptic reference to Nintendo's Japanese game Breath of the Wild. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Nintendo's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. :joy:
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> And yes, by the way, i DID win every debate I've been apart of at school. And no, Cowmom hasn't had any arguments. She told me to take off my clothes despite me being a minor- proving she's a pedophile. and even then she have to demonstrate that she' within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid :sunglasses:
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> * Such an extreme casual that if she died she would simply respawn next turn.
> * Her age is unknown but in response to being asked if she is 14 she responded: "No lol"
> * Favorite Fire Emblem character is Ike, despite common knowledge stating it's Ranulf.
> * Has the same stats as Ross from Fire Emblem The Sacred Stones. [1]
> * Creator of How. No it was not Orion wtf are you talking about?
> * Unironically well versed in the FNAF Lore
> * Has seen every episode of the Total Drama Series
> * Her real name is "Palla"
> * In her suicide note, it is implied that those who drove her to take her own life should "Suck a fat cock lol"
> * Her power level is uncertain but it is listed as "Ligma" as it is the highest known power level. However, she may be even more powerful than that.
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