Thug

**Thugs** (scientific name: Negrus Africanus Basketballensis), commonly referred to as **Negroes** are a vast species of subhuman.

## Description

The thug is a very mysterious creature, some scientists say they descended from apes like humans but a "missing link" in the evolutionary chain caused them to stop evolving and left the thug race in stasis between primitive monkey and human, while others simply claim that they are another species of monkey that we wrongly once accepted as humans. This is evident by their behaviour, thugs are extremely violent, have ape-like facial characteristics, commonly have IQ that under normal circumstances would be considered profound mental disability, are incompetent of speaking normally and often prefer shouting primitive ape screeches or speaking the notoriously difficult "thug language" and struggle to go a few days without commiting some sort of crime.

### Thug speak

Thugspeak, also known as negrobabble is an amalgamation of English, Hebrew, American and african ape screech languages. It has no defined grammar or syntax rules, and instead has different meanings depending on the negro's use, for example:

"eyo gangsta shit muh kneeguh pull up to you crib dawg we gon shoot up da hood ye dawg muh homie wanna cap some kneeguhs later?"

Translated using state-of-the-art ST equipment: "Hello my criminal partner who engages in criminal activities, my fellow african american, will come to your house and will commit mass assault with weapons on the neighbourhood, yes, mate, my dude, do you want to engage in murder of fellow african americans later?"

### Activities

The thug is a notoriously primitive and invasive creature. It seeks to conquer all lands, destroying infrastructure, raping white women (which is essentially bestiality) and forcing them to bear the unholy hybrid of monkey and human, destabilizing nations and creating primitive monkey villages (also known as ghettos/hoods) in conquered areas. The thug has an appetite for poorly made fast food fried chicken, watermelons, kool-aid, fried chicken grease and in times of poverty, literal human excrement from septic tanks.

## Classifications of thugs

The ST union commonly classifies thugs by their level of intelligence and other factors.

### Class A Thug

This type of thug is extremely rare and mostly considered a myth. Class A thugs have almost the same brain as the average white male, albeit still smaller. The most documented class A thug is Ambatukam Al-bibaba Thughoodus.

### Class B Thug

Class B thugs are rare and they are still far behind the level of intelligence that an average white male possesses, these thugs commonly become prominent warlords or Al-Niggur war chiefs. Their average IQ is 30.

### Class C Thug

An uncommon type of thug, class C thugs often get turned into elite thugs due to their higher than average intelligence. They often serve as elite troops or "officers" in the near-uncontrollable Thug hordes, usually by shooting anyone trying to rout or escape from the battlefield. Their average IQ is 12.

### Class D Thug

The most common type of thug, these have extremely low intelligence comparable to a monkey. Due to being the most numerous type, class D thugs form the base of any Thugian horde as fodder and meat shields. Hordes of these thugs can be in the mere hundreds or entire millions. Their average IQ is 3.

### Class F Thug

This type of thug used to be **the** most common thug, their population exceeded 2 billion according to 2014 ST reports. They virtually went extinct when the DaHoodian reactor imploded and the ST Axis captured the ruins of America. The reactor, designed to produce resources or minerals and not biological matter, created thugs that were extremely malformed on a cellular level. They were unable to reproduce and were instead pumped out from the reactor at a rate of around 5 thugs per minute by the reactor. Even the class D or higher thug population of Chicago despised them solely because of how horribly deformed they were. But eventually, the 'native' thug population was forced to migrate to distant lands (Africa or Europe) on makeshift rafts due to the sheer number of class F thugs in Chicago. After most of the other thugs fled to other lands, the thugs produced by the reactor began invading all of the former United States. They apparently had an average IQ of 0.4 (based on info from ST reports), though estimates vary between 0.001 and up to 0.7 IQ.

# Thug Psychics

Also known as Thug Psykers, the psychics are thugs that have mastered the Thug Arts (also known as Gift of Tyrone). Although extremely rare in nature, some nations have made elite battalions consisting solely of thug psykers.

## Military usage

The first nation to notice the potential of the psychics was the Troll Republic, which had experimented on various African and Hoodian thugs before. Staff members of the facilities reported seeing visions of naked thugs, which was apparently caused by a thug shaman held in containment. This urged Troll Republic to continue research, but was stopped shortly after the ST Empire annexed a part of the Italian Peninsula in 1976. Most details of the research were destroyed by the continuous napalm airstrikes.

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