TargetToad goes to the vet

## Prologue

Everybody goes to the doctor, including your Booty Bandit TargetToad. Some may go because they have an upset tummy, others because they have an unhealthy addiction to watching Alex Jones while taking acid. However, T-sizzle has a different problem, one much worse than the others. As a matter of fact, he has two! Let’s join Targettoad into a topsy turvy tale into the terror of the Tamerican t-healthcare t-system.

## Chapter 1: I want to fuck a dog in the ass

It was a hot 79 degree day in Lutz (pronounced luhts), when our hip hop homie T-Sizzle was wearing his Orlando Predator footie pajamas when he realized he hadn’t simed the NFL in a single minute. To which he viewed as a cardinal sin. After this worrying realization, jessabah sprung into action by rigging the season for the Tampa Bay Typhoon and Fullerton Hawks. After this he typed in the NFL discord chat that Jayhawk had 24 seconds to sim his NFL or cum cannon would take over. Before he could do so however he was interrupted by a femoid.

“Jessica Dartmouth E-reader! It is time to head to the Veterinarian’s Office! Get into your Latex Catsuit so the dumbasses at the office thinks you’re an animal!”

After remembering he had this appointment scheduled for 69 seconds from now, Cornell scurried underneath his bed. Pissing and shidding and cumming all over himself. He knew what was gonna happen. He then replied to Female TargetToad “Jenny, what the hizzek are you doing here, I am trying to sim my precious NFL and you have done the unthinkable and interrupted mey season for googaly moogalys sake!” After some rounds of ancient chinese duck wrestling, the Femoid came out on top and seeing her submissive slave below him. Female TT got out the catsuit and silicone lube. After slathering the poor bitch in lube, Jenny cramed TargetToad into the catsuit and wedged Jessoboh’s plumpy rotund tushie into the kennel. She then proceeded to use her yoked muscles to haul Jesse into her 2004 Dodge Neon then peel out to the Vet’s office.

## Chapter 2: Poo

Jennifer Reed all through out the journey was pulling speeds easily in excess of 127.4369 MPH which is a few miles per hour over the speed limit. Like, 60 or 70 MPH over the speed limit. Jesse during the car ride was scared considering he was tied up in bondage in a small kennel. About 3.45107 miles away from the Vet’s office, out of nowhere, TargetToad rips one and stinks up the joint. But this wasn’t a normal fart, no, this was a SHART!

Once they pulled into the vet’s office parking lot almost hitting countless innocent civilians Jenny smells the shart, she then exclaims “thats cute, jessabah” before beating him to a pulp infront of the people she just almost murdered in cold blood with a motorized dildo the size of a horse cock. She then drags his sorry ass into the vet room by his collar and exclaims to the receptionist Joncarlo Marquez “I GOT A SICK ASS MOTHAFUCKEN PET HERE, EVERY TIME I TRY TO GET IT ON WITH A STRAP ON HE SAYS NO! CLEARLY HIS BUTTHOLE MUST BE ACHY BECAUSE EVERY TIME I’VE DONE STRAP ON PLAY THE MAN SAYS YES!”

TT mutters in a wimpier “W-wait, other guys?”

“SHUT UP YOU WHORE!”

Juan then replies “Ending 9384: When Cap calls Mjolnir it hits Thor in the head shattering his skull and killing him. Cap refuses to lift Mjolnir again, so when Spiderman is being assaulted by Chitauri he cannot save him. The chitauri kill Spiderman and bring Thanos the gauntlet.

Before Thanos can snap, he sees something in the distance, a mysterious light... The light becomes a portal, and through it comes Willam Dafoe in his Green Goblin costume. Behind him was every character from the Raimi Spider-Man films. Thanos realises that he cannot kill them as he loves them all too dearly. The resulting battle was spectacular.

Thanos was defeated.

The sky faded to black... The Flying Spaghetti monster comes to earth to collect the stones. The avengers try to stop him but are quickly killed. "I am inspaghettible" \*snap\*

The universe is now all pasta. "Spider-Man 2: The Game Pizza Theme" becomes the universal anthem.”

After finding out their appointment time, the loving couple took a seat among a whole cavalcade of exotic pets that people own for some reason. Al Gore then leans over and asks “anyone want some meatloaf” to which his Polar Bear named Herburt asks “with ketchup?” to which TargetToad responds, “yes, with ketchup” as if he is some sort of fucking badass or something. Eagerly hearing of such a delicious treat, Jayhawk’s pet platypus Pablo scurried over hoping for a taste of the succulent scraps of smeatloaf. To which Captain Loggins rushes over exclaiming “PABLO! We are here to cure your meatloaf addiction! Not make it worse!” before apologizing to the 2000 Democratic Party nominee. After this exchange fenrir responds with

“Perhaps I shall select tracer"

I have already made my choice of tracer.

Would you fancy me being widowmaker?

I currently am the role of widowmaker.

I will then make the choice of bastion.

Decrease the power that bastion possesses!

You are correct, do you concur with winston?

I would prefer if my choice be winston”

After this fenrir takes his pet girbel named Gary into the vet room to get penis reduction surgery. Once the mighty fenrir takes off with Gary and Gary’s Brobdingnagian schlong. GBRevolution’s Western Lowland Gorilla then murders some random fucking civilian I dont fucking know. At the sight of this bloodshed SKLL117 replies with the epic words “awesomesauce” then takes his eel named mortamor and his pet iguana named shredder to get them penis enlargement surgery. After this exchange Leech Girl takes her boa constrictor name Sal to get the large sums of meatloaf out of his urethra. While also taking her, parrot named bruce to get penis reduction surgery while also getting her pet turkey vulture named reuben and her pet possum named Seymour to get boob reduction surgery.

After waiting for, like, 13 minutes or so? None other than the current Prime Minister of the State of Israel himself Benjamin Netanyahu walked out and said “Uhhhhhh, appointment for Jesse?” To which Jennifer eagerly stood up, yanking Jesse on his collar and dragged him into Bibi’s office. What was up next was a hoot that none of the lads were ever gonna forget.

Bibi then asks, “ so, what seems to be the predicament with the vile rat in the corner?” to which Jenny replies “he has a broken femur and achy buthole cause I beat the shit out of him in the parking lot like the little crotch goblin he is” Bibi then yells “hey cunt, bring me my doctor shit to take care of this absolute pussy in the corner” to which a femine, “yes master” echos through the room and out pops some fucking backup quarterback pops out of the darkness and says “here is your doctor shit” to which Bibi responds, “no this is my golfing stuff, not my doctor stuff you incomptent little sniving creature” he then proceeds to kick ben in the balls and ben becomes incapacitated saying “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

“Oh, so you’re into emasculating your slave too, aren’t you?” Jenny questioned. To which Bibi replied with a simple “Why yes, yes I am.” Before looking at his golf tools and commenting “Ya know, we can actually fix both of our problems with these tools. Looks like Ben wasn’t such a fucking useless bastard after all” before once again stepping on his assistant’s genitalia.

“How so?” Jenny inquisits the doctor who, not gonna lie, she TOTALLY had feelings for at this point.

“Well ya see, I can use my 9 iron to beat that femur back into place. Just takes a few thwacks, after all”

“And the butthole?”

“Oh, you’ll see what we do with the butthole” as TT whimpers through his ball gag.

After the exchange of phone numbers, Bibi grabs his 9 iron and proceeds to wail on TargetToad’s femur for a few minutes until TargetToad’s right leg looks like the Raisin Grandma from the fucking chocolate episode of spongebob. Once this ended Jenny asked about how to fix the achy butthole.

“Well, Jenny, this is where you get involved in the fun. Same goes to you, useless cunt”

“R-really?” The little backup QB bitch whispered.

“Yes. But don’t fuck this up”

“Alright”

“So uh, what do we do?” Jenny asked.

“Okay, so first thing’s first, we need to get TT off the table and on to the floor” Bibi instructed as the two lowered our latex locked friend on the floor of his office, all the while TT whimpered “Oh god, oh please, oh no”.

“Alright now unzip that part of the catsuit” pointing to TT’s gluteus Maximus. To which Jenny abliged. After that, Bibi simply stated “I’ll take it from here”

Bibi began to position AfGrizzastan in a rather, odd pose but it would make sense soon. After getting the position just right, Bibi busted out his equipment. 1 golf ball, 1 tee, 1 mat for stability, and 1 driver. Bibi managed to set himself up just right. Knowing if he fucked this up, TT would have an aching butthole forever. Bibi focused, prepared his backswing. Then, thwack!

“HOLE IN ONE, BABY! WOOOOOOOO!” as the golf ball flew right into Targettoads asshole. Shooting up and through his colon and slamming right into his prostate. In this moment, TT has experienced joy and pleasure unrivaled by any man. But also unrivaled pain. He instantaneously ejaculated so much Cum there was a good 1 inch or so of Cum all over Bibi’s floor.

After this Bibi exclaims “this was fun, I must grill now”. Jenny then proceeds to drag T-Sizzles sorry ass back into the tiny ass kennel while ben throws out some pickup lines that are pretty shitty not gonna lie. As Jenny is leaving the vet Juan exclaims “In the period between the end of the typical school year and the beginning of the next school year, there are 102 + 📷 days, in the city of Danville. However, as a result, the younger generation, annually has need to resolve the predicament of procuring a productive means of time management.

Some of the resolutions which have been proposed by our protagonists, Phineas and Ferb include:

1. ⁠Engaging in construction of a space shuttle, from start to end, and once construction of said ship is completed, utilizing it as a means of transportation to an extraterrestrial heavenly body

2. ⁠Physical conflict with an ancient Egyptian mummified corpse

3. ⁠Ascending the radio tower built in 1889 by Gustave Eiffel, also known as the ‘Eiffel Tower’, by unorthodox means, namely, the use of rope and harness

4. ⁠Unearthing a species which was previously believed to be fictional

5. ⁠Cleansing a member of the Cercopithecidae family by means of aquatic propulsion, and the contaminant breaking agent of liquid soap

6. ⁠Engaging the act common to pacific coastal areas, known as “surfing”, across a wave of massive proportion caused by the motion of the lunar object currently orbiting the earth and its gravitational pull

7. ⁠Building a mass of microscopic robots, which could be used for medical purposes, or to assemble and form the lexeme in the English language “hello”

8. ⁠Discovering the location of the brain that was used by the fictional Doctor Frankenstein to bring life to Frankenstein’s monster

9. ⁠Locating the bird named Raphus Cucullatus, which would be particularly difficult, as this particular species has been extinct since the late 19th century due to overhunting

10. ⁠Using a mixture of pigment, binder, and oil to color an entire continental landmass the hue that is derived from a mixture between yellow and magenta

11. ⁠Driving a female member of your family, which has one or more of the same parental figures, to the brink of madness

Admittedly, there appears to be a superfluous amount of activities in which to perform, before the final day of this gap between the school years. Phineas and Ferb cordially invite you to remain with their group of friends which will be casually referred to as “us”, for the reason of, this group has the intention of performing all of the previously stated activities.

Maternal figure! The two younger male presences which possess a close relationship to me, while only one of the two possesses a genetic relation to me, are compiling a montage of highlights from this television series and editing them to include this specific piece of musical composition, which is colloquially termed as a “title sequence”!”

To which Jenny yells out her phone number before peeling out of the parking lot in the Eastside Boyz 2003 Red and Black Buick Rendezvous. When they get back to TargetToad’s lair. Jenny realizes that she stole the Eastside Boyz 2003 Red and Black Buick Rendezvous. To which the police show up and arrest her for 44 counts of breaking and entering in the state of Ohio. However leaving our diseased dickhead TargetToad lying on the ground as he baked alive in his latex catsuit with no way to move since he had a golf ball shoved up his ass.

## Epilogue

Okay, wow. I wasn’t exactly expecting that turn of events. I was just here to tell a tale of a human going to the vet thinking it was funny. Not a story involving using a golf ball as an anal sex toy. Ya really have to think about that, huh. Anyway join us next time after we reset the simulation and my homie Nate and I fuck around with TT even more.