Season 2 Episode 12: hmm

## Episode Synopsis

**hmm** is the Christmas special of Season 2, and is the only episode to feature a narrator, played by actor Morgan Freeman.

## Plot

**Narrator:** Everyone in the monarchy Liked Christmas a lot...

[We see Jacob Verification I decorate a reindeer with candy canes, which themselves were decorated with Christmas trees. Jacob puts a sign on the reindeer, it reads "Heir to the throne", Jacob smiles contently at his creation.]

**Narrator:** But the Johnes, who lived just north of the monarchy, Did NOT!

[We see Johnes in his laboratory, spying on Jacob through a spy glass, Johnes removes the spy glass, looking quite agitated, then grabbed a christmas tree and took a bite out of it]

**Johnes:** Bah Humbug!

**Narrator:** The Johnes hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!

Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.

It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.

It could be, perhaps, that his jeans were too tight.

[Johnes is wearing some extremely ight skinny jeans]

**Narrator:** But I think that the most likely reason of all,

May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.

Whatever the reason, His heart or his ridiculous jeans,

He stood there on Christmas Eve, eating his beans,

Staring down from his lab with a sour, Johney frown,

At the warm lighted windows below in their town.

For he knew every person down in the monarchy beneath,

Was busy now, hanging a dead person wreath.

**Johnes:** And they're hanging their enemies!

**Narrator:** he snarled with a sneer,

**Johnes:** Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!

[Suddenly, Jeffery busts through he door]

**Jeffery:** We no use script form

[Johnes is confused, so he turned up the temperature, hoping to denature the enzymes within Jeffery]

**Jeffery:** no script

[Sorry Jeffery]

**Jeffery:** get rid of the script

[ok]

After Jeffery got rid of the script form he starts feeling his enzymes denaturing, Johnes laughs in a way a biology teacher does and Jeffery asked the narrator to get rid of Johnes. The Narrator said that Johnes would go away if Jeffery brings back the script form so Jeffery freezes time and pulls out a Nokia phone. Jeffery then messaged the writer on discord, telling them to write the christmas episode, the writer asks what should be in the episode, jeffery is silent and responds with "hmm", the writer agrees and hangs up, suddenly there was a flash of light and the script was back.

**Jeffery:** I bring script back

**Narrator: and that is a fact**

**Jeffery:** Get rid of the rhyme

**Narrator:** I'm afraid we have no time

[Jeffery sighs and disappears, the narrator coughs and continues]

**Narrator:** Then Johnes growled, with his test tubes nervously drumming,

"I MUST find some way to stop Christmas from coming!"

For Tomorrow, he knew, all the checkmark girls and boys,

Would wake bright and early. They'd rush for their toys!

And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the Noise!

Noise! Noise! Noise!

That's one thing he hated! The NOISE!

NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!

Then the checkmarks, young and old, would sit down to a feast.

And they'd feast! And they'd feast! And they'd FEAST!

FEAST! FEAST! FEAST!

They would feast on your grandmother, and rare plant cell beasts.

Which was something the Johnes couldn't stand in the least!

And THEN They'd do something He liked least of all!

Every Checkmark down in the monarchy, the tall and the small,

Would stand close together, with Christmas bells ringing-

[Jeffery reappears and punches Johnes in the face, Johnes]

**Jeffery:** We no doing Grinch parody

**Narrator:** Then what do you wish for our festive rhapsody

**Jeffery:** A Christmas Carol

**Narrator:** Then we would need a whole new apparel.

[There is another flash of light and we see Johnes in an office]

**Jeffery:** Now we don't need you anymore.

**Narrator:** That's rude

**Jeffery:** You're fat

**Narrator:** Fuck you

[The narrator disappears]

[Jeffery walks up to Johnes, who was destarching a piece of leaf]

**Jeffery:** You will be visited by three ghosts because you don't like Christmas

**Johnes:** Bah Humbug!

[Jeffery slaps Johnes, he faints, screen fades out]

[Johnes then wake up, Jeffery is gone and he sees Benjamin Verification, who wakes him up]

**Johnes:** Who are you?

**Benjamin Verification:** I am the ghost of Christmas past

**Johnes:** No you're gay.

**Benjamin:** Fuck you.

**Johnes:** What have you come to show me.

**Benjamin:** The past

[Benjamin opens a door and we see Johnes looking at Jacob at the start of the episode, Johnes steps out the door, into the room where Jacob was, Johnes punches Jacob, who instantaneously combusted. Jeffery appears and messages the writer on discord again]

**Jeffery:** Where is the hmm part.

[We are not there yet]

**Jeffery:** Why

[Because]

[Jeffery punches the writer- ouch]

**Jeffery:** hmm part now

[fine]

[Johnes look at the scattered remains of Jacob, and puts them in a pot, he then turns them into a pudding and eats it]

**Johnes:** hmm

**Jeffery:** Is that it

[Yes]

**Jeffery:** ok

[Suddenly, Jacob burst out from inside Johnes and starts singing an original song I composed just for this episode]

**Jeffery:** Did you actually write a song.

[No]

**Jeffery:** ok

[Then Benjamin and the rest of the monarchy joins in, singing the song that doesn't exist as they dance around the remains of Johnes]

**Jeffery:** I don't like this episode.

[That was very rude]

**Jeffery:** You're fat.

[Fuck you, I'm ending this episode]