Duncan

*"I have walked on this earth for a hundred centuries. I watched the races of men build from the dirt to the skies, wage wars with armies so vast they carried on the horizon like oceans of steel, and fought against the great beasts of the southern seas. Never was I afraid. Nothing surprised me. But that* thing... *I have never seen anything like that horror. He's not like one of you. Do you understand? Duncan's living proof that if there is a god up there in heaven, he doesn't care about us."*

-Tupac Shakur

Duncan is a former president of Gaming and Tabletop Organization.

## Biographical information

### Date of death

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## Physical description

### Weight

1,284,007,845,712,247, 098,799,321,275,489,005,888.4 Kg

### Eye color

None have seen his eyes and lived to tell the tale

## Origin

A terrifying deity of war and cosmic fury, Duncan has existed since before the known LEG/GATO even coalesced out of the formless Trentosphere. He first joined in the year 3111 of the Mayan calendar, serving as treasurer before a violent coup where he coronated himself as president. After his job was done, he returned to the cosmos from whence he came. Sometimes we can still hear his voice.

## Appearance

Duncan is a man of average height. His prominent beard and long hair form a dramatic mane. He claims to sport the "Scandinavian look".

His attire is typically dark pants with a polo shirt and blue jacket, though he has made appearances in many notable outfits, including:

- A black morph suit

- Trent Man costume

- A professor one time I think

- A suit of armour

- Halloween man

## Personality

Boisterous, confident, and lacking the ability to half-ass just about anything, Duncan is anything but the average man. He has tremendous energy that is difficult to be contained. Because of his infinite wisdom and strength, many are intimidated by him. However, he is rumoured to have a soft side (the rumours are false).

## Powers and Abilities

There is no known upper limit to Duncan's power level. He has performed such feats as:

- Walking across the Pacific ocean floor from Vancouver to Sydney without surfacing for breath

- Meditating nude at the south pole for 20,000 years, followed by eating a bowl of Breyer's chocolate ice cream. He claimed "I was starting to sweat."

- Personally insulting every member of the club simultaneously.

- winning a rock skipping contest against Marc. This is also how Iceland was created.

- successfully striking a match the first time without it breaking

- Piggybacking Michael all the way across campus

- Eating the flesh of a Congolese terrestrial mega-pufferfish without harm

- Lifting Vanesa straight up over his head

- teaching a platoon of monkeys how to make a time machine

- Watching the entirety of Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings Extended edition without getting bored

- Outlasting the Dark god Michael in a staring contest

- Inventing the art of knitting

- Banishing most thots (see Vanesa)

- Duncan is the Master of [CRAZY EIGHTS].

- Making elves real