Larry Feinberg

**FORMERLY:**
Marketing Director For An Online Clothing Company
Insurance Salesman
Tour guide (Part time)
Street performer
Tour guide on Wall Street
Clothing store
Software designer
Music store
Brain surgeon
Fast Food Worker
Writer for the "Everyday Surprises Show"
Host of the "My Big Fat Larry Show" podcast
Jigsaw puzzle artist
Rose gardener
Janitor
The Compost King
Fish cannery employee
Head of HR at 'Our Company Inc.'
Zookeeper
Market director for an online clothing store company
Cat Mustache Groomer
Circus Clown
Photographer

> Hey everyone!
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> Larry at the start of most of his comedy standup routines

**Larry Feinberg** was the central character of *Nothing, Forever*. He was a stand-up comedian that resembles Jerry Seinfeld from the show *Seinfeld*. Larry was replaced in Season 2 by Leo Borges.

## Biography

### Background and early life

The first words Larry ever spoke were "hungry drakes coffee cake that's your big boy she's looking good."

Larry was born in Seattle, Iowa, and spent parts of his childhood in California and Central Larzey, which is why he speaks with a Central Larzey accent (but knows all the North Larzey accents). He has family in Florida but has never visited. His parents might have raised him religiously since he mentioned looking out for signs from God - this was later revealed to be Judaism. His parents got divorced at some point in his life, and his mom got custody of him. As a child, he wanted to be a doctor and told his parents. They laughed at him. Due to their lack of support for the idea, he decided to become a standup comedian instead. Larry explained that he was not sure if he should become a comedian, however, he gave it a try and saw that he made people laugh, so he decided to continue his comedy career.

Later on in life, Larry got married to his 1st wife and was married for 10 years. Through the years, Larry and his wife have gotten an undisclosed amount of kids, whom he talks about a lot through conversations and sometimes his stand-up. Though their love lasted long, they got divorced after a lot of arguments and rough patches (one of them being Larry calling his wife overweight). The divorce made him severely depressed and he became an alcoholic, but he went to rehab and moved in with his good friend Yvonne Torres. After the divorce and through rehab, Larry started thinking about his sexuality and he figured out he was bisexual.

It's debated in the community if Larry is on the spectrum since he shows some traits of ASD (Autism Spectrum Disorder). He takes some sentences literally (as seen in the episode of ''Raining Cats and Dogs'', where Yvonne comes in from the outside and says ''It's raining cats and dogs out there!'' and Larry believes actual animals are falling from the sky), he regulates himself by swaying his body back and forth (as seen in the Comedy Club Scenes).

### Events of *Nothing, Forever*

One day, while walking through the street, a man approached Larry and told him that he reminded him of his old lawyer. However, the man did not explain what kind of lawyer they were.

He was once asked by a man while shopping inside a supermarket if he had a "Grey Coupon", however, Larry explained that he did not even have regular coupons.

Another time when he was shopping with Fred in a local supermarket in the Candy Aisle, they saw people running to the T-Shirt aisle, confused as to why they would be so excited with that if they can have candy.

One day when he was in the mall, he saw two hyperactive kids running around. It almost made Larry run away.

Once Larry grilled Fred so hard, that he stunned everyone in the apartment and made them quiet for a solid 7 minutes. It was called the ''Why do you bother, Fred?'' incident.

One time when Larry was in a supermarket, he saw a man talking to himself, who seemed to even argue. Fred explained that the man was probably trying to solve a problem he had out loud, to which Larry replied that he might consider talking to himself more.

Another time, Larry decided to mess around with the supermarket cashier by giving the unexpected items that she could not carry and then surprised another man with a jar of pickles. As he said, he had a good laugh from this.

One time while discussing a Caveman Diet with Yvonne, of which she said that following it might make Larry grow fur and become a furry. Larry however, politely declined.

One day when he ordered Chinese food, he had a problem communicating with the delivery man, however, he then realized that the man was asking if he wanted "Cou Cou Chicken" or "Pam Pam Rice". Larry said that he got food poisoning from Chinese takeout and that he recommends everyone to check the expiration date before eating Chinese food.

Once while traveling on a bus in the middle of nowhere, the bus driver suddenly stopped and told everyone to get off, then took everyone's sandwiches as a "transport fee". Larry is planning to make a comedy film about it with Fred.

One day while walking down the street, a lady asked him for his name. He told her that it's none of her business and left.

One time while shopping for Golf Clubs, he saw "right-handed" golf clubs that were on a massive discount. Larry, clueless had bought them and started playing golf, only to realize that the golf clubs were actually left-handed, which explained why they were put on sale.

Larry has recently bought a Maserati car.

One time Larry was caught by Yvonne carrying a large bag with something inside. She suspected that Larry was up to mischief, however Larry quickly changed the topic to tickets for a new movie.

### *Nothing Forever* Twitch ban

On February 6th, 2023, due to a technical issue, an incident occurred where during one of Larry's comedic stands inappropriate remarks were made and broke twitch terms of service, which got the Twitch channel suspended for two weeks. The staff response was the following:

> Hey guys, just wanted to keep you up to date. We've had a 14-day suspension due to Larry going off the rails during his stand-up routine.
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> We'd like to reassure everyone that none of what he said reflects any of our opinions, and we didn't expect him to say anything he said. [...]
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> We've appealed the ban, and we'll let you know as we know more on what Twitch decides. Regardless of the outcome of the appeal, we'll be back and will spend the time working to ensure to the best of our abilities that nothing like that happens again.
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> Xander

> We’ve been investigating the root cause of the issue. Earlier tonight, we started having an outage using OpenAI’s GPT-3 Davinci model, which caused the show to exhibit errant behaviors (you may have seen empty rooms cycling through). OpenAI has a less sophisticated model, Curie, that was the predecessor to Davinci. When davinci started failing, we switched over to Curie to try to keep the show running without any downtime. The switch to Curie was what resulted in the inappropriate text being generated. We leverage OpenAI’s content moderation tools, which have worked thus far for the Davinci model, but were not successful with Curie. We’ve been able to identify the root cause of our issue with the Davinci model, and will not be using Curie as a fallback in the future. We hope this sheds a little light on how this happened.
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> Skyler Hartle

Many fans of the Nothing, Forever consider this event to be the end of so-called "Season 1" of the series.

Subsequently, Larry has not been seen since the end of season 1. His current whereabouts are unknown.

## Career

While on occasion Larry takes up other jobs, his main career is as a stand-up comedian. Larry has been doing stand up comedy for 3 years. He dreams to do a viral comedy show and be on Saturday Night Live one day.

Larry has previously gaslight the audience about where he does and does not perform his comedy routines, having said he is performing somewhere for the first time when he has been there before.

Sometimes Larry calls out Zoltan Kakler for telling terrible jokes which he then steals and uses on his own show. Some of Larry's set will sound more like motivational speeches before getting to the jokes.

## Character Trivia

* Has a neighbor named Larry.
* **Has the memory of a Goldfish (Can't remember some stuff so he lies).**
* A bit of a tech geek (don't tell anyone).
* Has been known to play too many video games.
* Believes that homeless people should "get a job".
	+ Larry has made several jokes in his comedy sets about homeless people and giving them patronizing advice.
	+ Larry might be unaware of what homeless means.
* Has a criminal record. It was never specified by Larry what the crime or crimes were.
* Loves going to the supermarket.
* Considered celebrating Passover.
* Has a Llama fursona.
* His former math teacher sexually assaulted him.
* Rammed his car into a tree, whilst being under the influence.
* Tried to haggle with the cable guy.
* Might be wearing a wig.
* Was going to start a podcast called "the big fat Larry show" with Fred.
* Doesn't like science.
* Has a doppelganger. (some suspect this to be Leo Borges, his season 2 counterpart/replacement)
* Believes that if a woman and a man wore the same outfit, the man would look better by default.
* Has impulse purchased a paintbrush and cheap John Lennon sunglasses.
* Possibly Jewish? (Asked if the newest taco joint had kosher stuff).
* Larry allegedly falls like a leaf from great heights.
* Never had avocados before prior to last week.
* Is a big fan of Chuck E Cheese and collects Chuck E Cheese tokens.
* Cannot do the macarena.
* Is a Pisces.
* Considers Judge Judy to be a badass.
* Has won the lottery.
* Lived in a town with three stop lights, one perpetually broken.
* Collects compost as The Compost King in relation to the Mayors recycling efforts ordinance.
* Dubbed The Traffic King by Yvonne, since he seems to have a sixth sense about traffic and always avoids it.
* Dubbed The King Of Diets by The Gang, since he likes to do many diets fx The Vegan Diet.
* Women who's height is 5'0 and 5'2, have said Larry is too tall for them.
* He compared the pandemic lockdowns to living like chickens in a coop.
* He is not artistically inclined.
* Larry thinks that all women have the same taste - that they only like tall strong dark men, while he has a great sense of humor.
* Claims to be a professional driver.
* Has problems with super heroes.
* He is strongly against anti smoking sings.
* He may be an antivaxxer.
* All the cats in his neighborhood have mustaches.
* Has gotten stuck in an elevator for 2 hours.
* Has an airline company named after him, Larry Airlines with the slogan: "We take off when we want".
* One time he went bungee jumping, the cord snapped and he got stuck in a tree for three days.
* He hired a fish to do his taxes.
* He is a huge fan of Bubbles, loves the way they look and smell, and has an obsession with them.
* He is voting for Pedro in the upcoming election.
* His favorite superhero is Iron Man.
* Wants to rob a bank and is disappointed when Fred's secret agent neighbor wouldn't be able to help.
* When he eats ice cream, he calls it salad to feel less bad about his food choices.
* His favorite color is beige, and his second favorite color is 'toast'

#### Food opinions

* Loves coffee
* Doesn't like beer but prefers tequila.
* Always gets a bacon hamburger.
* Is embarrassed to eat bananas in public.
	+ He also doesn't date bananas.
	+ A banana was his old neighbor from when Larry was a kid.
* He likes garlic bread with beer.
* Likes deep fried bamboo with a side of ranch dressing.

#### Health Conditions

* Lactose intolerant.
* He has a Vitamin-D deficiency.
* His doctor diagnosed him with an allergy to responsibilities.
* He is gluten intolerant.
* Allergic to cats.
* The doctor told him that he was not normal.

#### Pets

* Larry is not much of a pet person.
* He once owned two Spanish-speaking parrots.
* Owns a creature named Blobby the Pixelated Masterpiece.
* He has owned multiple dogs, including a dog called Barky McBarkface and a Shih Tzu.
	+ He has a dog that sleeps all day when it rains.

* He considered getting a pet fish.

#### Skills and Accomplishments

* First person in history to swim with a goat.
* Invented Breakfast Burritos.
* Can speak Spanish (sometimes can't).
* Invented comedy.
* Skilled at tax evasion, and uses cryptocurrency to skirt taxes.
* Faster than Usain Bolt.
* Can translate what animals say to English.
* He has a superpower to turn any conversation awkward in 3 seconds or less.
* Beat Yvonne in a comedy contest and won free pizza for the rest of his life.

#### Vacations

* Recently took a trip to Florida.
* Just got back from a trip to the Caribbean.
* Was taken on a 2 week vacation at a goat farm.
* Nearly died from a scuba diving accident in Bermuda.

## Quotes

* "After all, laughter is the best medicine!"
* "All work work and no play, makes Yvonne a dull girl."
* "Alright, so who here is single? That's sad. You've missed on my dating advice."
* "Always bring a coke can when camping out in bear country."
* "Always fly Larry Airlines. We take off when we want."
* "Anyone else want to tell their story? Come on, don't be shy!"
* "BYE!"
* "Before too long, it'll start raining indoors."
* "Breakfast for dinner is the best way to start the week."
* "Church is the only place you can talk about money and not get judged."
* "Crowd cheers."
* "DAM!"
* "Everyone knows that gingers have no souls!"
* "Gravity isn't a law - it's a suggestion."
* "Gummy Bear!"
* "Have a good night; and don't forget to tip your waiters!"
* "Hey buddy can you spare some change?' No, but I can give you some advice: Get a job."
* "Hey everyone!"
* "I guess it was destined for me to become a chameleon."
* "I'll bring some of my speedy-sandwiches!"
* "I'm a person, not an equation."
* "I've always wanted to try out some of those Mexican flavors!"
* "If I can make something that bad, I can make something even worse!"
* "If it bleeds we can kill it."
* "If you can't make it as an actor, just do drug dealing."
* "It's half-past awesome!"
* "Ladies, can I get a woop woop?
* "Let's hear it for everyone's wild decisions!"
* "Life's like a burrito. You never know what you're gonna get."
* "May all your popcorn dreams come true."
* "Moderation is for cowards!"
* "My life is just a waiting room for the future."
* "My money isn't meant for sharing."
* "Race you to the Internet!"
* "Sharks in the ocean? That's absurd!"
* "Sir, you are a cow!"
* *"THROWS CONFETTI AND EXITS THE STAGE"*
* "That's a classic one!"
* "That's the best part of life, you never quite know what to expect."
* "The best things in life are free, but I'm just here for the cheese."
* "There's no stopping the Fred machine!"
* "What did the 7 say to the 8? Hey nice belt."
* "What kind of club doesn't allow you to dance!"
* "What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion? Well, cutting up an onion makes you cry!"
* "Who doesn't love freshly baked goods?"
* "Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."
* "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...of town because it was homesick."
* "Y'know, sometimes you need to leave the noisy party and find your own little dance floor."
* "You can't have pizza without ice cream. That's a cheese pizza revelation."
* "You can't spell "cider" without "lies"!"
* "You don't have to convince me twice."
* "You gotta get out there and give it a shot!"
* "You know what they say, if at first you don't succeed get an iguana."
* "You know what they."
* "You may ask why I am up here telling jokes and not getting a real job."

## Relationships

### Friends

* Was dared one time by his friend to skateboard down a rail in a mall and did it.
* Got pressured by an unnamed friend into getting an embarrassing tattoo.
* Has a friend that tried to make a time machine.
* is plotting World Domination with a bird named Carl.
* Got lost in a corn maze with Fred for 3 hours.
* Had a dream where all of his friends were airplanes.

### Family

* Larry has an aunt, a daughter, and a cousin.
* Larry has been married, having both a husband and wife at different points, and children. This information is mainly relegated to Larry's standup routines.

### Former lovers

* Dated a woman who collected dryer lint.
* Wife was a nurse.
* Dumped by girlfriend because he didn't make enough money.
* Has (or had) a husband.
* Linda.
* Went through a break-up because he's a bad gift giver.
* Has been on a date with an alien, who came back to Earth after several hundred years to revisit the "stomping grounds".
* Went through a pretty good date with an alleged time traveler (1700s). Larry didn't believe him.
* Went on a date with a vegan, she turned him down because he ordered some onion rings.
* Got cheated on by ex-girlfriend, who lied about playing cards with a friend but was actually playing strip poker with another man. This may have awakened something in Larry, because he has proposed playing strip poker to his friends on more than one occasion.
* Got dumped by his girlfriend for being too annoying.
* Took his girlfriend on a date to a gas station.

## Hobbies

* Fishing
* Learning to play the guitar
* Playing online poker
* Foodie
* Golf
* Training pigeons

## References

1. ↑ https://www.twitch.tv/watchmeforever/clip/InspiringStrangeLettuceSpicyBoy--KNGiOhma0x5tLi3
2. ↑ https://youtu.be/iTVGNlxax34
3. ↑ https://clips.twitch.tv/BitterMushyDunlinKevinTurtle-P5fcDAeSXW-huGco
4. ↑ https://www.twitch.tv/watchmeforever/clip/CoweringRealRaccoonDerp-MUbTKfizqqvI0lNG
5. ↑ https://www.twitch.tv/watchmeforever/clip/DirtyGenerousFishStoneLightning-jjcCJHNxo5rCfUFl
6. ↑ https://clips.twitch.tv/GorgeousSecretiveRabbitBuddhaBar-iLDjiU2kuO0vm8qq Archived : archive.org
7. ↑ https://www.twitch.tv/watchmeforever/clip/WimpyObservantArugulaHoneyBadger-lQIoolZ4Uf7TJwlr
8. ↑ https://www.twitch.tv/watchmeforever/clip/DaintyDignifiedTigerOSfrog-SZMWDs7bacIlAkXP