The Eric Andre Show Lost Episode

Made on August 15, 2020

Eric Andre is one of the greatest comedians of all time, because he makes ministerial and wired comedy done right. In fact, I love his Adult Swim show, The Eric Andre Show. His white riffages and American satire are chaotic and intelligent. However, there is a lost Halloween special of the The Eric Andre Show that was never aired. Season 3 was supposed to air in 2013, but since he was unhappy with working with the show, he moved to Japan. However, he has since restarted his comedy career; and still funny as is; but the episode I'm about to discuss- it will shiver down your pancreas. Viewer discretion is advised... I mean, ADVISED.

Ladies and gentlemen, I want everyone to know that I work at Subway. I had an angry boss yelling at me, mainly because I made the subs a little disheveled. One day, I had fixed the subs, until I found under the oven something horrifying... and what could lead to the theories of the end of the world come true. I found a VHS tape of the Lost Episode of The Eric Andre Show. Knowing that I am a fan of said The Eric Andre Show, I risked get fired, so I left work early, ran close by to my $100,000 month apartment. I did everything I could. Yep yep. As I put the tape on in the VCR, I got excited. I've been a fan of The Eric Andre Show since it aired on Adult Swim. But this tape was different.

The episode began with a creepy sketch featuring Eric Andre in a framed black and white photograph, screaming his lungs out. This made me think of the movie, The Shining, only a lot, LOT more morbid and delusional. This went on for at least a fraction of 30 seconds before we cut to the studio of where Andre interviews people. This was very, VERY fucked up.

The live studio audience appeared to be dogs barking, throwing bones on stage. Andre came up to the stage, as he looked a little more angry than usual. He introduces himself, but interrupts himself with a monologue about Black Jack, and how he threatened to sue Bing for these images. Then, we cut to the next skit.

The next skit was about James Murray (From Impractical Jokers) talking to Eric Andre in a rap battle, and there were weird jokes, here and there, some good tasteless jokes. But the next part crawled my spine like a Little Caesars stomach ache. Eric Andre brutally beat the shit out of James in the most realistic way possible, and this wasn't scripted either! He said, "I'm not working with you anymore! Fuck that shit! Fuck Adult Swim!" He ripped up his shirt, he beat up the cameras, everything! All this while people were humming the Eric Andre Show theme song.

The final skit was the worst part of them all... Eric Andre was seen working for the free mason. He used three shapes to form triangles and conduct a speech about how drugs is still going and how Black Powder Matter doesn't matter. Then the tape stopped. No music video, nothing. It just ends.

I ejected the tape, feeling worried about the world itself! Is this a prank? ...Or is this for real? ...Am I dead inside?

I heard a knock on my window. Eric Andre was outside. "I see you've been watching my show, bitch!" said Eric Andre. I was scared. I tried to contact the police or hug my plush, Mario... but Eric Andre came in ruined my couch, by screaming that he was Brian Quinn... then he used triangles to cut off my hand.

Kids, the moral of the story is... don't use crack. It can kill you.

THE END!