Battling Barkis and the Overlord/Ending

This is how Battling Barkis and the Overlord and Ending goes in The Alicorns Meet the Corpse Bride.

[Barkis and the Overlord arrive]

Barkis Bittern: [sarcastically] Oh, how touching. I always cry at weddings.

The Overlord: I don't. They're so disgusting.

Victoria Everglot: [gasps]

Twilight Sparkle: Overlord.

The Overlord: My sweets. You've been gone so long, I was about to send a search party to find you. But my army and Barkis failed me at every turn.

Barkis Bittern: Our young lovers together at last. Surely now, they can live happily ever after. But you forget she's still my wife! [grabs Victoria] I'll not leave here empty-handed!

[Boba barges in]

Boba Fett: I've been tracking you for hours, Barkis.

The Overlord: You do not appear to be a Mandalorian.

Boba Fett: I'm a simple man making my way across the galaxy. Like my father before me.

The Overlord: You are a clone.

Boba Fett: This armor belonged to my father, Jango. [to Barkis] You'll regret murdering Umarak's bride in the woods.

[Everyone gasps as Alfred's jaw falls on the floor]

Barkis Bittern: This man is obviously delusional!

[Boba aims his blaster at Barkis]

Boba Fett: Quite a mess you of the place. Your head's worth a lot of credits. So, I'll be giving it to Umarak now.

Twilight Sparkle: Boba, I learned that Barkis was an ISB Officer in the Galactic Civil War. He has a lot of information about other Imperial Warlords. We need him alive.

Boba Fett: Too bad. Umarak's paying me to kill him.

Princess Luna: Perhaps, but Barkis must stand trial for his crimes.

Princess Celestia: We need to take him to the New Republic for interrogation, and then we'll execute him with the authority of the New Republic tribunal.

Boba Fett: He murdered a bride and tried to do it again. He's too dangerous to be left alive.

Princess Cadance: Boba, it's the honorable thing to do. [holds him] It's what your father would want.

[Boba stands down]

Barkis Bittern: Sorry to cut things short, but we must be on our way.

[Boba stuns Barkis]

The Overlord: Must I do everything myself? [gets his sword out]

Mrs. Plum: Victor, catch!

[Victor catches a fork]

Mrs. Plum: Sorry.

[The Overlord charges as he fights Victor]

[The fight continues as Twilight disarms him]

The Overlord: Touché, Sparkle.

Twilight Sparkle: Get out.

The Overlord: Oh, I'm leaving. [gets Victor's cup] But first, a toast. To Emily. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

[Emily feels hurt as Umarak watches]

The Overlord: Tell me, my pretties. Can a heart still break once it's stopped beating? [chuckles]

[Umarak enters]

Umarak: [softly] That's a question to ask yourself.

Maggot: Let me at him, let me at him!

[Boba holds him back]

Maggot: No, don't hold me back.

Boba Fett: Wait! [holds the dead back] You must abide by their rules. You're amongst the living.

The Overlord: Well said. [drinks the cup as he tosses it aside and chokes]

Maggot: Not anymore.

[The Overlord's skin turns blue as he gasps in fear]

Boba Fett: You're right. He's all yours.

[The dead take him away]

Mrs. Plum: New arrival. [closes the door]

[Elder Gutknecht closes the Wine of Ages and places Victor's cup back up]

Victoria Everglot: Oh, Victor, I never thought I'd see you again.

Twilight Sparkle: Don't worry. Barkis will be sent off to the New Republic for interrogation, and then he'll stand trial for his crimes.

Boba Fett: [to Barkis] Get moving before I change my mind.

Barkis Bittern: Oh, I'm leaving. [to Umarak] But first, let me ask you one thing.

Umarak: Proceed.

Barkis Bittern: Do you truly believe the New Republic will keep peace if they continue to do everything their Senate says in law?

Umarak: Luckily, I'm guided by my bride and not by politics nor ego.

[Boba shoves Barkis]

Boba Fett: Move it before you become a new arrival as well.

[Barkis leaves with a New Republic escort team]

Umarak: Take it from an ex-Shadow Hunter. Don't murder for a living. It's not worth it.

[Boba nods]

Boba Fett: Where's my money?

[Umarak hands him a case of unmarked credits]

Umarak: A pleasure doing business with you.

Boba Fett: And then some.

Umarak: Right. Excuse me. [walks over to Emily]

[He holds his lover]

Umarak: I didn't know whether I'd see you again.

Emily: It's all over now.

[She kisses him as they begin to leave]

Victor Van Dort: Wait. I made a promise.

[Emily faces him]

Emily: You kept your promise. You set me free.

[Umarak removes Victor's ring from Emily's skeletal finger and hands it back to him]

Emily: Now I can do the same for you.