Not Disneyland

**DISCLAIMER:**

**This article is a parody.**

## Park information

### Theme:

Various

**Not Disneyland** was the first theme park at the Not Disneyland Resort.

## Rides & Attractions (Movie Ratings)

### Main Street, America

* Not Disneyland Railroad **PG**
* Great Moments With Mr. Knife **PG-13**

### Jungle World

* Boat Ship **PG-13**
* The Tiki Place **PG-13**

### Cowboy World

* The Mountain Coaster **PG-13**
* Cruise Boat **PG-13**

### Castle World

* Sleeping Ugly Castle **PG**
* Alice In Nightmareland **PG-13**
* It's A Dumb World **PG-13**
* Mr. Frog's Driving Scandal **R**
* Peter Pan's Fight **PG-13**
* Ariel's Water Thing **R**
* Snow White's Spooky Journey **PG-13**

### Future World

* Undrivable Cars: The Ride **PG**
* Space Hill **PG**

### Fancy World

* Scary House **PG-13**
* Pirates And Treasure **R**

### Rodent World

* The Stupid Adventures Of Willie The Poop **PG-13**
* Water Hill **PG-13**
* The Country Dinosaur Jamboree **R**

## Rides & Attractions (TV Ratings)

### Main Street, America

* Not Disneyland Railroad **TV-PG-L**
* Great Moments With Mr. Knife **TV-PG-DL**

### Jungle World

* Boat Ship **TV-14**
* The Tiki Place **TV-PG-DLSV**

### Cowboy World

* The Mountain Coaster **TV-PG-LV**
* Cruise Boat **TV-PG-L**

### Castle World

* Sleeping Ugly Castle **TV-PG-DLV**
* Alice In Nightmareland **TV-14**
* It's A Dumb World **TV-14-L**
* Mr. Frog's Driving Scandal **TV-14-DLSV**
* Peter Pan's Fight **TV-14**
* Ariel's Water Thing **TV-14-LS**
* Snow White's Spooky Journey **TV-14-LV**

### Future World

* Undrivable Cars: The Ride **TV-PG**
* Space Hill **TV-PG-V**

### Fancy World

* Scary House **TV-14-V**
* Pirates And Treasure **TV-14-DLSV**

### Rodent World

* The Stupid Adventures Of Willie The Poop **TV-14-LV**
* Water Hill **TV-14**
* The Country Dinosaur Jamboree **TV-14-DLSV**

## Rides & Attractions (Videogame Ratings)

### Main Street, America

* Not Disneyland Railroad **E10+**
* Great Moments With Mr. Knife **T**

### Jungle World

* Boat Ship **T**
* The Tiki Place **T**

### Cowboy World

* The Mountain Coaster **T**
* Cruise Boat **T**

### Castle World

* Sleeping Ugly Castle **T**
* Alice In Nightmareland **T**
* It's A Dumb World **M**
* Mr. Frog's Driving Scandal **M**
* Peter Pan's Fight **T**
* Ariel's Water Thing **M**
* Snow White's Spooky Journey **T**

### Future World

* Undrivable Cars: The Ride **E**
* Space Hill **E10+**

### Fancy World

* Scary House **T**
* Pirates And Treasure **M**

### Rodent World

* The Stupid Adventures Of Willie The Poop **T**
* Water Hill **T**
* The Country Dinosaur Jamboree **M**

## Rides & Attractions (Age Ratings)

### Main Street, America

* Not Disneyland Railroad **8+**
* Great Moments With Mr. Knife **10+**

### Jungle World

* Boat Ship **12+**
* The Tiki Place **14+**

### Cowboy World

* The Mountain Coaster **11+**
* Cruise Boat **13+**

### Castle World

* Sleeping Ugly Castle **PG**
* Alice In Nightmareland **PG-13**
* It's A Dumb World **PG-13**
* Mr. Frog's Driving Scandal **R**
* Peter Pan's Fight **PG-13**
* Ariel's Water Thing **R**
* Snow White's Spooky Journey **PG-13**

### Future World

* Undrivable Cars: The Ride **PG**
* Space Hill **PG**

### Fancy World

* Scary House **PG-13**
* Pirates And Treasure **R**

### Rodent World

* The Stupid Adventures Of Willie The Poop **PG-13**
* Water Hill **PG-13**
* The Country Dinosaur Jamboree **R**