Death Note + Hunger Games Crossover

*HEY GUYS. I READ THE*
HUNGER GAMES AND IT WAS DEAD GOOD AND I WANTED TO WRITE FANFIC! But i haven't
read all of them yet :(:( :( I KNOW. ANYWAY WHAT IF... DARK YAGAMI WAS IN THE
HUNGER GAMES! This is a short story as like a one off while i writ the epilog
so ENJOY! DONT BE SCARRED EVEN THOUGH ITS PRETTY SCARRY. ALSO THIS FIC IS SET IN
THE FUTURE SO CATNISS IS LIKE 20 NOW.

The birds in district 12
were singing at each other and dropping arrows on peeps and it was a bloodbath!
Peeps were dying everywhere and Catniss new there was only one way to survive.
She had to go... BACK IN THE HUNGER GAMES

Lucky it was hunger games
day today and Effie was there with her balls and now she was NAKED FOR FASHION.
Catnis sneaked around and changed all the names into her name. The birds were
still dropping arrows and killing dudes so that was her distraction.

"Welcome! Lets pick
a dude and a chick for HUNGER GAMES!" effie said and she made sure to show
off her chest for the cameras. "The chick will be... CATNISS
EVERGREEN." Catniss walked on the stage and did a bow and everyone
cheered. "And the dude will be... PEETA"

"WAIT!" shouted
a handsom stranger. He was buff and had tattooes with COOL on one ripped bicep
and DUDE on the other. All the ladies swooned and some of them had to run home
to get happy in the bathroom. "I VOLUNTEER" he said shoving peeta out
of the way and he landed in a pile of bread or something COS HE LIKES BREAD GET
IT!

"Stop!" peeta
said. "Catniss is my chick!" he picked up too French breads and held
them like sords. He slashed around slashing the sexy man but didn't hurt him.
Even throwing bread rolls at his head did nothing. The mussely man got a bread
of his own and cut peeta's leg off but it was his robot leg so it was ok.

"MY NAME IS DARK
YAGAMI AND I VOLUNEETR FOR THE HUUUUUUUUUUNGER GAMES!" he roared like a
wrestling commenter.

Catniss was amazed! She
would get to in with the sexy man! She started planning how to kill the other
peeps with sex. But first they had to go to the capitol!

**AT THE CAPITOL**

The fashion dudes were
there. Cinna had an idea for ANOTHER FIRE COS HE HAS NO NEW IDEAS AND HES AN
IDIOT WHY DO PEEPS LIKE HIM but catniss had a better idea. "Maybe we will
go in naked to show that our sexy powers combined will be unstoppable!"
Cinna was sad cos he liked fire but he new this was an unstoppable idea. They
were so sexy that when on parade both the peeps from district 7 got turned on
so hard that they died. "TWO DOWN AND TEN TO GO" rofled dark.

The other peeps in the
games were these guys

From district 1 it was a
boy called near who smelt and a girl called samanther

From 2 it was mello and
matt (mello was dressed as a lady)

From 3 it was hal and
cybertakada

From 4 it was L and desk
lady

From 5 it was Watari and
regular Takada!

From 6 it was Misa and
Ckira

From 7 it was some random
dudes who were dead

From 8 it was Lights mom
and light!

From 9 it was Rue and
Foxface (FROM THE FIRST BOOK THEY GOT OUT OF THE GAMES ALIVE COS FOXFACE FOUND
A TIME MACHINE)

From 10 it was Naomi and
Khoas

From 11 it was the girl
from the bus and Blud

And from 12 it was our
good friends dark and catniss!

**10**

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**2**

**1**

**LET THE HUNGER GAMES GO!**

Khoas was the first to
die cos he forgot how to pick up a knife and grabbed the wrong end and bled to
death!

Rue and Foxface got there
time machine out and flew away again!

Lights mom tryed to make
poison cookies but forgot to tell light and he licked the spoon and died also!

Samanther and Dark new
they had to team up but they let Catniss join too cos the only thing the TV
peeps wanted to see more than romance was a sexy threesome!

Blud stabbed the girl
from the bus and threw her at near but near was a wimp and ran away and she
fell and splatted hal. Matt and Mello tried to betray each other but they both
betrayed each other at the same time and stabbed each other and died.

"THAT IS A BLOODY
LOT OF DEAD BUGGERS" watari said looking at the carthage with a tear in
his eye cos someone had stabbed it. "I WONDER WHO THE EVERSODDING
BASTARDMAKING CRUMPET WILL BE NEXT" but then he got stabbed and it was
him.

Cybertakada was busy
making out with hal but she made out too hard and squished him. She was so sad
she killed herself with poison cookies.

Lights mom died of old
age.

Khaos found the wasps and
he was the king of the wasps and made him do his bidding! But they weren't real
wasps so they stung him to death.

Ckira got out his death
note BUT HE DIDNT HAVE A PEN! So he picked up watari's blood and writ with it
and killed L and desk lady and regular takada and then tried to kill catniss
but he coudnt spell and writ ckira instead and died.

Dark and Samanther and
Catniss were busy having a threesome and peeta was watching angry but turned on
and suddenly he new that he forgived her for this cos she was doing it to
survive and learning sexy new moves to use on him later!

Light got shot by the
fireballs and Naomi stood on a bomb and died and Misa tried to wash her hair
but drowned.

So there were only a few
dudes left!

Dark Samanther and
Catniss finished up their threesome and ran out to see what to do next! Then an
arrow hit samanther in the shoulder and she died.

"THAT WASNT ME I
SWEAR" catniss gasped. Dark saw a guy standing like a meter in front
lolling.

IT WAS NEAR. AND HE WAS
NEAR!

"HA HA YOUR SEXY
BOOB LADY GOT ARROWED IN THE BOOB" near squaked and the other birds joined
in and it sent dark mad so he stabbed near in the gut and blood went
everywhere.

"Did you see that
catniss!" Dark chuntered but turned round AND CATNISS WAS DEAD. Blud stood
there laughing his brains out and hitting her with his sord over and over to
make her make funny noises.

"YOULL PAY FOR
THAT!" dark roared and put knifes in his hands like wolverine and ran at
blud to punch him. Blud lifted his sord... AND CUT DARKS HEAD OFF

**WHAT?**

Near woke up in his room
at watari house.

"WHAO THAT WAS ALL
JUST A CRAZY DREAM"

Then he looked down and saw
the knife in his gut and then he new it wasn't actually a dream!

**WHAT AGAIN?**

Then dark woke up and it
actually was a dream cos the hunger games aren't real remember!

**YET**

*Yay so that was fun!*