Pupcathlon Revolution

The **Pupcathlon Rebellion** was a series of 12-week street violence, riots, terrorist attacks, cyber-terrorism activities, aerial combat, and naval combat in Nick Jr. Country and its border provinces of Nick Jr. Country's neighbor states, and a conflict between an alliance of younger children of Toonatopia and revolutionaries all across the world, especially Toonatopia (also includes workers on strike and athletic Toonatopians), and an alliance of older children who participated the Pupcathlon and counterrevolutionaries (including greedy people).

## Belligerents

### Porterists

#### Support

##### Countries

* Philippines (Republic of the Philippines)
* Soviet Union (Union of Soviet Socialist Republics)
* United Kingdom (United Kingdom of Great Britain & Northern Ireland)
* United States (United States of America)

##### Groups

* Squidward Rebellion (consisting of SpongeBob, Squidward and the other Bikini Bottomites)

### Pupcathlonists

* Pupcathlonists (consisting of all the First Annual Pupcathlon contestants)

#### Support

##### Countries

* China (People's Republic of China)
* North Korea (People's Democratic Republic of Korea)

##### Groups

* Hell's Angels
* Ku Klux Klan
* New People's Army
* Rich Peoples' Association of Toonatopia
* Stormcloaks (Stormcloak Rebellion)

## History

### Prelude

"*Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the first ever Adventure Bay Pupcathlon! Here's how it works: All of you start here at the front of the town hall. On my go, you will follow the directions to each task set up around town. At each station, one of the PAW Patrol pups will give you directions as to how to complete the task. Once you finish each task you will follow the directions to the next one. After completing the final task you will run back here where the finish line is located. The first person to cross the finish line wins the Pupcathlon and they will this trophy and a voucher for a free meal at Mr. Porter's restaurant. Is everyone clear with the rules?"*

"*Yes.*"

"*Alright then. If all of you would line up at the starting line, we can begin.*"

--Mayor Goodway to the older children of Toontopia, while she was opening Pupcathlon.

On a bright and sunny morning, on August 2, 2949, all around of Adventure Bay has a lot of excitement because there was a competition being set up for the older kids of Toonatopia, and the event was called the Pupcathlon. It's a eight-part obstacle race that involved games based on the eight main areas of work that the PAW Patrol focused on. Throughout the entire school week the event had been promoted and a sign-up sheet was set up for anyone in the upper school year groups who wished to participate. Alex Porter, Liam McLoud, and their friends had asked if they could take part but Ryder told them that it would be too difficult for them as they would be at a disadvantage against the other kids. Ultimately only kids signed up to participate: Ace (*PAW Patrol*), Carlos (*PAW Patrol*), Danny (or Daring Danny X) (*PAW Patrol*), Elias (from Elias Vincent's *PAW Patrol* fanfictions), the Princess of Barkingburg (*PAW Patrol*), Katie (*PAW Patrol*), Ryder (*PAW Patrol*), Rusty (*Rusty Rivets*) and Ruby (*Rusty Rivets*). It was scheduled to start at 10:00AM in the morning. All of the participants were required to be at the town hall no later than 9:50AM so that everything could be se up and ready in time. As 10:00AM rolled around, Mayor Goodway called for everybody's attention.

### International Reactions of Pupcathlon

*"That sucks. This sucks!'*"

--A British male tourist, ranting about Pupcathlon.

### First Ground Attack

"*Attention, people of Bikini Bottom and the world, and all younger children of Toonatopia! You have been cheated and lied to the older children of Toonatopia! The gentle young child shall no longer suffer from the noxious policy in Pupcathlon that only allows older children to join Pupcathlon! We will dismantle oppression board by board! We'll saw the foundation of athletic inequality in half, even if it takes an eternity! With your support, we will send the hammer of the people's will crashing through the windows of, and the sickle of the young children's will slitting the throats of everyone who were, in Adventure Bay's town hall of servitude!*"

--Squidward's speech (English translation)

### First Naval Attack

"*Knock knock. It's the United States.... with a lot of battleships, serving under our navy, the United States Navy. Open Pupcathlon for younger children. Stop having it be exclusively for older kids.*"

--Admiral John Parkes, telling the older children to open Pupcathlon for younger children after USS Nimitz's first victory against Chinese battleship Qin Shi Huang.

### Battle of Pup Park

"*Our progress in degeneracy appears to me to be pretty rapid. As a planet we began declaring that 'all school events are open for all ages,' which it could mean that 'all men, women and children are also create equal.' When the know-nothings get control, it will read 'all school events are open for all older children.' It would be much worse than, and it would mean 'all men, women nd children are created equal, except Negros and foreigners and Catholics, especially younger children and young baby animals.' When it comes to this, I shall prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty -- to Russia, the United States, to Europe, to the Philippines, to anywhere I wanted to, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy hypocrisy.*"

--Liam McLoud, after the Battle of Pup Park.

### Aftermath

#### Wayward Pines Trials

"*People, we shall be imprisoned as innocents. Gentlemen, we are all innocent of everything we have been charged with. My wish and hope is that our blood, sweat and tears may consolidate the well-being of the Toonatopian people.*"

--Ryder's will being spoken (English translation)