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Spook-A-Lot Records

Original EY1978 logo designed by Drunk Gene after drinking hand sanitizer

Founded by Ol' Spooks Jenkins and Drunk Gene in Skeletown in EY1978, it serves as the first and foremost record label in the entire Edgyverse. Founded using the money Spooks was paid for his band's first album, It made its name releasing Spooks' early folk and bagpipe speedmetal albums as well as other local Skeletown bands before expanding across the Edgyverse. It currently serves as a home to the legendary rapper Double Necklace and the duo Spooks and Neckwear.

Eugene "Drunk Gene" Jenkins served as the label's first president and head of A&R. He stepped down in EY2001 upon his admittance to rehab. His son Stevid Jenkins was selected to fill his place and still currently holds the position.

As the label grew in popularity they expanded, signing several up and coming artists and producers.

In EY1989 Spooks signed a deal with the owners of 2 competing labels to form the Edgyverse Music Group.

## Artist Roster

* Spooks and Neckwear
* Brian Jenkins & the Bad Times Bones Band
* Drunk Gene
* FemurKill
* Double Necklace
* 21 Knifes
* Lil $tove
* Homeless Jed
* ToneDETH
* Rick 2 Necks
* Neckbone
* Hypothetical Necklace (S-A-L / NWG)
* Several Scarves (S-A-L / NWG)

## Former Artists

* Butch Toasterman (EY1991 - EY2013)
* Cool Skeleton Teens (EY1978 - EY1982)
* New Skeleton Teens (EY1989 - EY1998)

## Subsidiaries

* Spook-A-Live Records (EY1984-): sub-imprint for the release of live albums.
Homeless Jed

## Appearance

Dirty and grungy from months of not bathing, he wears tattered secondhand clothing and a nice hat he once stole from a sleeping fishhook salesman.

## History

Born in Bad Neighbourhood and immediately thrown in the nearest dumpster, Homeless Jed was homeless from the moment his mother left the hospital. He survived until puberty by eating cigarette butts and beer bottles. He was raised by a gang of intelligent crows. He eventually became addicted to the street drug Sheep Oil.

At the age of 13, he became involved with the West Side Homeless Bloods, a local gang sect. He was arrested for bootlegging taped episodes of Seinfeld on VHS and possession of Sheep Oil. In prison he took up singing and songwriting and struck up a record deal with his old friend Ol' Spooks Jenkins.

He writes folk music about his life without a home. He is managed by Spook-A-Lot Records.
New Skeleton Teens

New Skeleton Teens were a band formed in EY1989 as an offshoot of Cool Skeleton Teens by son of CST founding member Drunk Gene; Stevid Eugene Jenkins. They released 2 albums and disbanded in EY1998.

## Band Members

* Stevid Eugene Jenkins - Vocals / Guitar / Bagpipe (EY1989 - EY1998)
* Gordon Steriling Jr. (Sterile Gord II) - Background yelling (EY1990 - EY1998)
* Dabney Scalp - Auctioneer Voice (EY1989 - EY1994)
* Clips Forb - Bass (EY1990 - EY1998)
* Consumotronics DrumWe Pro 2.0 Duo - Drums (EY1989 - EY1998)
Edgyverse Recording Association

The Edgyverse Recording Association is an independent artist rights organization honouring the sales and achievements of the Edgyverse's most accomplished recording artists. They publish EM2 (Edgyverse Music Magazine) and the associated Edgyverse album charts as well as providing award certifications for record sales.

## Award Certifications

 Aluminum
 Brown
 Brass
 Glow-In-The-Dark
 Glass
 Mirrored-Glass
ToneDETH

## Appearance

a rastafarian skelerton. He is known for his long dreads despite not having a scalp. His hat was custom made by famed high fashion designer D'More Jaques.

## History

Born in Skeletown, Clarence was the son of a wealthy local investor. His parents were never around, preferring to travel the Edgyverse without him and his sister. He coped with his loneliness by learning to produce the tightest beats in Skeletown.

He is the uncle of Neckwear Gang Ltd. rapper Neckbone.

After finishing his first beat tape, he was arrested for breaking into the house of Spook-A-Lot Records owner Ol' Spooks Jenkins. Spooks was impressed by the instrumentals and bailed Clarence out, signing him as Spook-A-Lot's first in-house producer.
420hundy

420hundy (born Regetable Hundson) is a record producer affiliated with the Blood Drinck Gang collective. He first rose to prominence after producing the track *Bige Gengster* off of Lil Illiterate's debut mixtape Yung Kan`t Read.

## Life / Career

Regetable Hundson was born in EY1989 in Bad Neighbourhood and was put up for adoption shortly after birth. He is a creep of human and skelerton descent. In EY2005, Big Slips hired Hundson, then using the name WeedNumberHundy, as an intern producer with Mixtape Hut's MTHBeetz production team. By EY2007 he had built up enough of a reputation that his MTHBeetz productions started being requested by name and he began receiving credit for his work. Later that year he joined the production roster of Neckwear Gang Ltd. after helping to produce the collective's first collaborative album. In EY2011 he produced the debut mixtape by Salami Beach rapper Garf Goopp and was initiated into Goopp's Blood Drinck Gang collective.
Smoke (Ol Spooks Album)

Album artwork created by Bellamy Woolard

*Smoke* is a rap-rock / harsh pop album by Ol' Spooks Jenkins, released in EY2006 by Spook-A-Lot Records and High Investments No Returns. It was produced by Rudy Zilch and the Tinnitus Twins and executive produced by Spooks himself. The album charted at #13 with mixed reviews, many critics citing the strange production and sudden change in Spooks' musical direction as "somewhat jarring".

## Background

Obsessed with the trend of rap-rock and annoyed by his management's protests, Spooks locked himself away in the Spook-A-Lot Studios for 4 months to create what he referred to as his "angry guy opus". Reaching out for collaborators on message boards connected him with producer Rudy Zilch, who offered to bring a team of session musicians to begin creation of the record. The album's title was inspired by the recording process wherein the group nearly starved in the locked studio, resorting to smoking large quantities of cigarettes to thwart their hunger. Three exclusive bonus tracks are included with the physical release, including a remix by Long Dennis and a new version of *Skeletown Dreamin'* from Spooks' EY1997 album *These Ol' Bones*.

## Personnel

* Ol' Spooks Jenkins (Vocals, trash cans, recorder)
* Rudy Zilch (production, arrangement, mixing, mastering)
* Tinnitus Twins (production, arrangement, sound design, unmixing, unmastering)
* Rehabilitated Gene (guitar)
* Sterile Gord (Bass)
* Jacket Chair (drums, percussion)
* Long Dennis (remixer, track 11)
* Corky Main (guest rapper, track 6)
Garf Goopp

Goopp wearing his signature single designer gardening glove.

Garf Goopp (EY1991-), born Garfield Von Goopp, is a rapper, fashion designer, and former professional skateboarder from Coffin Colony, Bad Neighbourhood. He is the founder of the Blood Drinck Gang label/brand/artist collective. As of EY2008, he is based in Salami Beach, Bad Neighbourhood.

## Biography

Garf was born in EY1991 to Cynthia and Sssteven Von Goopp, two recent immigrants from the Human-Animal-Hybrid Zone. Violence was common in Coffin Colony and in EY2008 Garf pawned his ConsumoGame Duo for a one way bus ticket to Salami Beach. In Salami Beach he began working at Blind Alvin's T-shirt Printers where he began creating his own shirt designs in his off time. When modelling his own clothing at an independent fashion show he was scouted by a representative for Consumodels and did a handful of commercials before being fired for tattooing the modelling agency's logo on his face. He then began a career as a skateboarder, winning the 2011 Edgyverse Open Tournament and earning a pro sponsorship from Downsad Skateboards. He was dropped from the team several months later for tattooing the company's logo on his face. Following this, he began a career as a rapper founding his own clothing brand and label Blood Drinck Gang with his skate tournament winnings. To his surprise, he did not fire himself after tattooing his company's logo on his face, and thus, was happy.
Breadergy

Logo

**Breadergy** is a brand of caffeinated bread produced and sold by ConsumoCorp since EY2008. It was invented in EY2006 by baker Ephram Gullis who was looking for a single-handed alternative to his morning cup of coffee and slice of dry toast. Each slice of Breadergy contains approximately 80mg of caffeine, and each bag contains an average of 14 slices.

## Varieties

Breadergy is available in a number of alternative flavours:

* Rye Breadergy
* Whole-Wheat Breadergy
* Multi-Grain Breadergy
* Breadergy Cinnamon-Raisin
* Eucharist Breadergy (Brief Church promotion)
* Breadergy Bagels (Discontinued)
* Pita Breadergy (Special order only)
Burnt

album art drawn by Willard Sansman

*Burnt* is the debut album by pop singer Butch Toasterman. It was released in EY1971 by Typeface Records under the Edgyverse Music Group.

## Personnel

* Butch Toasterman - Accordion / Vocals
* Small Slips - Session Instruments / Production

## Track Listing

1. You're Not Having A Stroke
2. Burnt
3. Hot Bread
4. Left (Butch & The Bread Boys Cover)
5. Please Kill Me
6. Hotter Bread
7. Plugged In
8. Vultures
9. Mouldy
1

Album art designed by Rick 2 Necks

*1* (also known as *Neckwear Gang Volume 1*) is the debut mixtape by Bad Neighbourhood rap group Neckwear Gang. It was released in EY2007 by Neckwear Gang LTD. and held the #4 spot on the album charts for 2 months uninterrupted. It features guest appearances from local Bad Neighbourhood rappers Hella Chins, Lil Illiterate and Your Accountant as well as the first recorded vocals from the group's producer Rick 2 Necks.

## Main Personnel

* Neckbone / Vocals
* Double Necklace / Vocals
* Roger Nex / Vocals
* Rick 2 Necks (Producer)
Rick 2 Necks

## Appearance

Typically easy to pick out of a crowd due to the two necks connecting his head to his body.

## Personality

Quiet and somber, Rick prefers to listen to his friends rap. His silence typically due to embarrassment from the differing timbres of his 2 sets of vocal cords as opposed to him actually not having anything to say.

## History

Born in Bad Neighbourhood, Rick was a regular target of bullying due to his second neck. He was a scarf and necklace dealer around his school until the day he sold a scarf to Several Scarves who introduced him to Double Necklace and a new transfer student Neckbone. Together they founded the collective Neckwear Gang Ltd.

## Abilities

- production

- engineering

## Skills

- recording

- listening

## Discography

- Necklace-less (Neckwear Gang Ltd) [Production]

- The Mixed Tape Mixtape (Spook-A-Lot Records) [Production]

- The Knife Tape (Spook-A-Lot Records) [Production]

- Cold Spooks Jenkins (Spook-A-Lot) [Production]
Danjay Marrow

Danjay in a EY2011 Downsad Skateboards ad

### Relatives

Tony Marrow (grandfather), Geraldine Jenkins-Marrow (grandmother), Keith Marrow (father), Myra Durff (mother),

## Physical description

### Eye color

None

Danjay Marrow is a professional skateboarder from Skeletown, Skeleton Zone. He is the grandson of Tony Marrow and Geraldine Jenkins-Marrow, making him a member of the influential Jenkins Family. He has been one of the principal professional riders for Downsad Skateboards since EY2009, turning pro on his 18th birthday.

## Biography

Born in Skeletown in EY1991, Danjay spent much of his early life at the Jenkins Family Compound. At the age of 9 his cousin Ol' Spooks Jenkins provided him with leftover equipment from the recently held Spook-A-Lot SkateJam held in Skeletown, including a few small rails and ramps. Marrow skated tirelessly, breaking many decks and bones in the process to eventually develop his vert skating style. After winning the 9th annual Spook-A-Lot SkateJam, he was noticed by celebrity judge Hellroy Simpson of Downsad Skateboards who helped him turn pro.

Following numerous severe skull fractures and concussions (yes skeletons can get those shut up) Marrow reluctantly retired from competition in 2017. He currently works as an assistant merchandising and licensing representative at Spook-A-Lot Records.

## Sponsors

* Downsad Skateboards
* Take Or Break Clothing
* 4L Shoes
* TeqGrip
* Breadergy
* Spook-A-Lot Records
Downsad Skateboards

Downsad Skateboards is a skateboard manufacturer based in Obligatory Capitol, Edgyverse. It was founded by professional rider Hellroy Simpson in EY1993 as a premium offshoot of Consumo Skateboards. They manufacture complete decks, wheels, trucks, and clothing.

## Roster

* Hellroy Simpson (EY1993-)
* Phil Beakwood (EY1993-EY1995)
* Will Beakwood (EY1993-EY1998)
* Sarah Davies-Card (EY1994-)
* Grady Ohms (EY1995-EY2005)
* Calvin Offers (EY2001-EY2011)
* Danjay Marrow (EY2009-)
* Garfield Von Goopp (EY2012-EY2012)
Phil Sansman

Phil Sansman

Sen. Philip Lucius Sansman was an Edgyverse politician representing the Comic Sans Zone in the Edgyverse Senate. He has run under the Dank Party of the Edgyverse in elections in EY1984 and EY1986, finally winning in EY1990.

He was the grandson of Comic Sans Zone's first president Lucius Sansman and the nephew of Typeface Records founder Willard Sansman.

## Death

In EY1993 Sansman was assassinated while doing laundry in a Bad Neighbourhood laundromat during a diplomatic laundry date between himself and Bad Neighbourhood senator Quash D'Beef.

Investigators narrowed it down to 128 different extremist groups that had threatened Sansman in the months leading to his death, 17892 people were arrested and are still being lined up for witnesses to choose from.
All Accounts Settled

*All Accounts Settled* is the debut mixtape by rapper / corporate accountant Your Accountant. It was released in EY2008 by Neckwear Gang Ltd. and Mixtape Hut Records. Featuring many of the era's most prominent rappers, the album charted at #24 after selling 124,000 copies and is considered an early example of the Corporate Rap subgenre.

## Background

Your Accountant was employed as a partner in the Jonston, Johnston, and Baghead-Johanston accounting firm when producer 420hundy entered the office looking for help cheating his taxes. Hundy mistook the texts YA was sending to security as him writing rap lyrics in his notepad. When Hundy asked YA what his rap name was, he replied "Your Accountant". Hundy thought the name was pretty dope and offered to take him to a recording session with members of Neckwear Gang at the nearby Mixtape Hut. YA, seeing his opportunity to gain more potential clients, later joined Neckwear Gang as their label accountant / 5th member.
Blueish Geometry

*Blueish Geometry* is the debut album by Bad Neighbourhood BagPunk (bagpipe-punk) band The Raffle Ticket Scalpers. It was first released in limited quantities by label High Investments No Returns to moderate local success. Following the label's acquisition by Typeface Records, the album was reissued in EY1984 and charted at #89.

## Personnel

Glenn Hatchback - Guitar / Vocals

Alfred Alfred VII - Bagpipes

Alphonse Alfred - Cello

Cyclops Jeff - Production / Session Drums / Mixing

Rudy Zilch - Production / Engineering / Mastering

## Track Listing

1. Disobedience And Other Mainstream Concepts
2. Mothman's Bong Shop
3. Why Do We Continuously Speak Of The Last Salmon Man When We Are Still Unsure Of The Wherabouts Of The First Salmon Man?
4. Blueish Geometry
5. Arguments Upstairs
6. Outdated
7. Stuntman
8. Did You Notice How The First Few Song Titles Were Really Long And Then They Got Short And Now They're Long Again
Necklace On My Double Cup

## Background

*Necklace On My Double Cup* is the debut album by Edgyverse rapper Double Necklace. It was released via Spook-A-Lot Records and Neckwear Gang Ltd. and features beats from Rick 2 Necks and Big Slips. The album was promoted by the lead single and diss track towards rival rapper 21 Knifes with the song Can't Cut Swag.

## Track Listing

1. Cold Neck
2. 2 x Cups 2 x Fun
3. I Ain't No Triple Necklace
4. Can't Cut Swag
5. Your Swag Is A Lie
6. My Swag Is A Curse
7. That`s Way Too Much Medicine (Feat. Neckbone)
8. Can`t Cut Swag (REMIX) (Feat. Lil $tove, Several Scarves, Hypothetical Necklace, Neckbone)
9. No Neckwear No Neck (Feat Neckbone & Several Scarves)
10. Eww! (Feat. Ol' Spooks)
11. Drywall Crack
12. Paperclip Chain
13. Nice Necklace, Man.
14. Jus Chillen (Feat. Lil Illiterate)
Shoulderpad Shoota

**Shoulderpad Shoota** (Born Harlan Stillbeam in EY1992) is a record producer and former professional athlete from Coffin Colony, Bad Neighbourhood. He was the third alternate sportingback for the Coffin Colony Wraiths from EY2010-EY2011 before suffering an injury. After taking up production in his recovery phase on the recommendation of childhood friend Garf Goopp, Stillbeam chose not to return to SportGame and dedicate himself fully to music. He is the cousin of rapper Slim Bearspray.
Brian Jenkins

## Appearance

He's a skelerton. Has a full head of hair.

## Personality

Pretty much the opposite of Ol' Spooks. Brian is kind of a dick. Who was there when your dog died? Not Brian because he killed your dog. Who was there during the assassination of JFK? Not Brian, he had a rifle on the grassy knoll. Seriously fuck Brian.

## History

He was born dead in Skeletown on the outer edges of the Edgyverse. His Skelefather was a socialite & dentist of the Jenkins Family and his Skelemother was killed during the great calcium crisis of Edge Year 1954. Brian spent most of his young life tornmenting his younger cousin Ol' Spooks Jenkins.

At the age of 30 he founded the band Brian Jenkins & the Bad Times Bones Band and 3 years later finished their debut record.

## Abilities

- Hair Punch

- Power Bone
Lil $tove

## Appearance

He is a conventional stove, 4 elements, 1 oven with 2 racks, various settings, honestly a very high quality machine.

## Personality

Spits heat like an oven...oh wait he is an oven.

## History

Born in The Burner, Dennis grew up poor and rejected. He was kicked out of his mother's home for cooking crack on himself and turned to a life of robbery.

At age 16 he joined the West Side Stovetop Crips. He is still a member.

At age 21 he was charged for the murder of a member of the East Side Stovetop Bloods.

Ol' Spooks Jenkins heard him rapping while he was visiting a friend in prison. He signed to Spook-A-Lot Records and is recording his first album over the phone.

His first mixtape recorded from prison; entitled *FREE STOVE* was release in EY2018. It generated heavy controversy due to $tove's guilty conviction and charted at #3.

## Skills

- rappin

- cookin

- shootin
Herv Mansell

## Appearance

Triangular eyes, triangular nose, triangular mouth, 2 fingers (the ladys dont love him)

## Personality

Surprisingly alright dude for his line of work, you wouldn't think it, but he aight. He an original gangsta.

## History

The greatest slave trader in all of the Edgyverse. Born in Port Stabbem, he began enslaving(although he prefers the term indentured servitude) local citizens and selling them across the edgyverse in his flying 1992 Isuzu Hombre (nicknamed the Manseller, it is armed with 2 50 cal anti armor machine guns and shrapnel bombs, also leather seats).
Binriflers

### Record Label

Eric's Trunk Recordings (EY1982-1984) / High Investments No Returns (EY1985-Current)

### Current Members

Dusty Bizz (EY1982-), Szamuel Sharpe (EY1982-), Flint Golftie (EY1988-)

### Past Members

John Q. Walby Jr. (EY1982-1983), Sed Albertsen (EY1984-1987)

Binriflers are an enviro-punk band formed by freecyclers Dusty Bizz and Szamuel Sharpe in EY1982. Their EY1983 EP *This EP Cost Us $0 To Make* was released in extremely limited quantities on blank discs found during one of their many dumpster dives and has become a highly sought after collector's item,

## History

Dusty Bizz (born EY1957 in Obligatory Capitol) met Szamuel Sharp (born EY1955) while digging through the mounds of trash in the Edgyverse's Dumping Zone. They had both come across the same box of defective Greef guitars and each took a warped instrument home with them. Noting their shared ideals on reducing household waste through creative recycling, Bizz and Sharpe decided to form a band to spread their message. Sharpe later traded his warped guitar to a friend in exchange for the damaged bass he would use on their early recordings. John Q. Walby Jr., the drummer of the local church backing band, saw the two digging through the bins behind the church and was convinced to join their band as a way to help the less fortunate. Walby, who recorded the drum tracks separately from the group, was outraged and quit following the release of their first EP and was replaced by Sed Albertsen, later drummer for The Raffle Ticket Scalpers.

## Band Members

Dusty Bizz (EY1982-) Guitar / Vocals

Szamuel Sharpe (EY1982-) Bass / Vocals

Flint Golftie (EY1988-) Drums

John Q. Walby Jr. (EY1982-1983) Drums

Sed Albertsen (EY1984-1987) Drums
TapeWormz

Logo created by Graymond Candleman.

**TapeWormz** is a radio show, production company, and series of mixtapes created by Cap Worm in partnership with ConsumoCorp and ConsumoFM radio. The company logo was designed by his longtime friend Graymond Candleman.

## Company

Founded in EY2000 with the release of the mixtape *TapeWormz Vol. 1,* the company is also well known for its daytime radio show on ConsumoFM 93.7.

## Mixtapes

 Cap Worm
 Cap Worm &
Corky Main
*Edition*
Slim Bearspray

Slim Bearspray (front) and his cousin/producer Shoulderpad Shoota (back)

**Slim Bearspray** is a rapper, visual artist, and model from Coffin Colony, Bad Neighbourhood. He rose to prominence after releasing the viral hit "2 Cans, 2 Sprayers" via childhood friend Garf Goopp's Blood Drinck Gang collective in EY2013. Following this success, he relocated to Salami Beach to pursue music full-time.

## Biography

Slim Bearspray was born Rinchard Stillbeam in EY1994 to a family of ghouls from Coffin Colony, Bad Neighbourhood. By his late teens, he idolized the grimy Halloween-monster drill created by local rapper Garf Goopp and he begged his cousin, producer Shoulderpad Shoota, to let him record a song. Rinchard had no previous street cred other than the time he accidentally blinded his drunk father with bearspray on the annual family camping trip, so he went with the name Slim Bearspray. The song produced, "2 Cans, 2 Sprayers" along with its accompanying music video shot the cousins into brief viral stardom, with many rap fans lauding Bearspray as a "wannabe thug" but praising his delivery. A remix was later produced featuring Garf Goopp, Neckbone, and Lil Illiterate briefly returning the song to the Edgyverse Singles Chart.

## Discography

### Singles

* *2 Cans, 2 Sprayers* [Blood Drinck Gang / Mixtape Hut Records] (EY2013)
* *2 Cans, 2 Sprayers Remix* [Blood Drinck Gang / Mixtape Hut Records] (EY2014)

### Mixtapes

* *SprayTown* [Blood Drinck Gang / Mixtape Hut Records] (EY2014)
Elbows Collabone

Territo Elbows Collabone

### Relatives

Petra Collabone (daughter), Fabric Collabone (son), Winston "Spooks" Jenkins (grandson)

## Physical description

### Eye color

none

Territo Elbows Collabone (EY1862 - EY1946) was a Skeletown mobster and patriarch of the Collabone Crime Family. His daughter Petra (EY1895 - EY2006) was married to the notorious bigamist Archibald Jenkins. He is suspected of sending his son Fabric Collabone to murder Archibald Jenkins during his police standoff with a high powered rifle after learning of the affair.

## Early Life

Born in Calcium Flats in EY1862, the only child of Francis Elbows Collabone (EY1834 - EY1880) and Denision Filcro (EY1836 - EY1862) who died in skeletonbirth. Terry was often neglected by his Sheep Oil addicted father and took to skimming profits from his father's laboratory to fund a move to Skeletown in EY1879.

In Skeletown he met mobster Tzeko Dedhed of the Bone Marrow Mafia. Tzeko appreciated Terry's proficiency with the spoon in his Sheep Oil labs and took him in as his apprentice. His early jobs included mixing and smuggling Sheep Oil orders and bootlegging early skeleton porn films.

He became a made man in E1888 after shooting down his mentor Tzeko who was suspected of stealing from the family. Territo slipped into Tzeko's house at night and bludgeoned his skull in with a weed whacker. He was acquitted oat trial when the witnesses refused to testify.

Upon his acquittal and release he took control of the Dedhed Family of the Bone Marrow Mafia, renaming it the Collabone Family. He married BMM boss Geeno DeMaro's daughter Thereese and had 2 children; Petra and Fabric (EY1998 - EY1940).

## Assassination of Archibald Jenkins

In EY1931 it was learned Petra's husband Archibald Jenkins had another wife and family. Enraged, Territo and Fabric began planning a hit. They called Petra and had her leave her home with the children and call Archibald there. They then informed his other wife of his criminal activities and whereabouts.

When the police arrived Archibald began firing on them with a CA-47 assault rifle. During the chaos of the shootout Fabric is believed to have shot Archibald from across the street with a Kilshitnikov QQ99 sniper rifle using osteoporosis tipped rounds. Archibald was killed on the scene. This began the 13 year war between the Boninme family and the Collabones.

## Death

After the loss of his son at the hands of Sherm Jenkins Terry left for Calcium Flats. He drank and abused drugs heavily. In EY1946 he was spotted in the Calcium Flats pub by Boninme officer Benny Meatles. Benny shot Terry twice in the back of the head and stabbed him in the neckbone while he sat at the bar. Meatles was found murdered 4 days later.
Unsettling Frong

The Frong being unsettling.

**Unsettling Frong** is a digitally generated electronic artist created in EY2006 by Daymen & Emil Harque and designed by Fontsmasher. He was originally called the Unnerving Guy before the brothers realized he somewhat resembled a Frong. He is one of the Edgyverse's highest selling electronic artists of all time despite not being real.
Ranulf de Mortimer

Ranulf de Mortimer, Lord of Wigmore is a major landholder in Shropshire and Herefordshire, as well as holding lands in eleven other counties throughout England placing him among the Great Barons of the kingdom.

His father, Ranulf the Elder, won these lands - once held by Roger, Earl of Hereford - after that lord's unsuccessful rebellion against the king. The younger Ranulf was an adventurer in Ireland until his father death and his subsequent elevation to Lord of Wigmore.
TapeWormz Vol. 1

Album cover designed by Graymond Candleman

*TapeWormz, Vol. 1* is the debut mixtape by Cap Worm and the first in the TapeWormz series. The tape features songs from artists including Bilingual Mantis, Corky Main, Ca$h $eagull, and more. A handful of tracks were produced by Cap Worm himself, with the bulk being either submitted by artists to his PO box or pulled from records in his collection and later licensed by ConsumoFM.
Jacket Chair

## History

Abandoned in the Edgyverse dump, jacket chair was saved by his best friend Ol' Spooks Jenkins. He is now Ol' Spook's roommate in Skeletown.

At one point he was slung over an old drum kit in Spook's living room and became fascinated with the instrument. Through the encouragement and tutelage of his friend Drunk Gene he taped sticks to his sleeves and began drumming full time, later becoming one of the Edgyverse's most prolific recording and touring drummers.

## Abilities

Comfortable

Drumming
Gesundtec

Di-Bonium-Helveticol syrup, sold under the brand name **Gesundtec,** is a sneezing medication. It is also commonly used as a recreational drug due to its easy availability from pharmacies and unregulated sale. On the streets it is referred to as G-Sund.

Created by chemist Harf D'More in EY1918 it remains the #1 sneeze syrup brand in the Edgyverse, holding a near total monopoly. Due to this success, monopolizing chain ConsumoCorp spent much of the EY1920s negotiating purchase, eventually acquiring the brand in EY1929 for an undisclosed sum.

It was originally marketed with 3 flavours (Vanilla, Salty, and Beef Gravy) but now offers over 30 flavours at any Gesundtec SneezePharmacy.

In EY2006 it was reported Bad Neighbourhood rapper G-Sund Shawty had died of an overdose of the medication. Toxicology reports showed he had 6 bottles in his system at his time of death.

## Medicinal Effects

Di-Bonium-Helveticol helps to clear nasal passages and encourage sleep. The drowsiness and stupor caused by ingestion makes Gesundtec a popular party drug.

## Flavours

* Vanilla
* Salty
* Beef Gravy\*
* Pineapple
* Mushroom
* Butter Chicken
* New Car Smell
* Pine (Discontinued EY1973)
* Ice Water\*
* Whiskey
* Chlorine
* Blood (Disc. EY1984, replaced with Raw Meat flavor)
* Raw Meat (Similar to blood but with a thicker texture)
* Marijuana
* Canola Oil
* Raisin-Bran
* Gluten-Free
* Pineapple Pizza
* Onion
* French Onion
* Bitter
* Plum\*
* Creamed Corn\*
* Bean & Cheese
* House Paint
* Century Egg
* Mystery Mix
* Bland
* Extra Bland\*
* Essentially Flavourless

\*Also briefly available as Gesundtec Hard.

## Gesundtec Hard

Gesundtec Hard was an alcoholic cocktail made in collaboration with Ribbenkast Brewing. Each can consisted of 40% Gesundtec, 20% Consumo Sparkling Water, and 40% reconstituted Ribbenkast's Powdered Vodka. It was sold from EY1976 until it was discontinued in EY1988.
Unnerving Guy Entertainment

Logo featuring the prototype Unsettling Frong design, created by Fontsmasher.

**Unnerving Guy Entertainment** (Formerly known as HBUG Recordings) is a record label owned by Obligatory Capitol-based DJs and producers Harque Bros.. Initially founded as HBUG Recordings in EY2005 as a partnership with the Edgyverse Music Group to release their own music alongside their new side-project Unnerving Guy (later renamed to Unsettling Frong), the label was renamed to its current form in EY2006.

## History

Founded as HBUG Recordings (**H**arque **B**ros. **U**nnerving **G**uy), the label released primarily music from the Harque Bros. prior to the Unnerving Guy's first single in EY2006. The brothers did not anticipate the immense success of this goofy side character and were encouraged to change the label name to cash in on the character's popularity. Shortly after, the brothers realized their character resembled a frong and changed its name to the Unsettling Frong, although they kept the character's original name and image intact in label branding as a tribute to its legacy.
The Phantom Shitter

## Appearance

Never been spotted, identity unconfirmed. Believed to be male.

## Personality

Careless and reckless, the phantom's modus operandi involves positioning his ass in a way his shit remains stuck to the back of the bowl for days. A real sick son of a bitch.

## History

Arch nemesis of Scoot Cop, he is the Edgyverse's most wanted fugitive. Several investigations into the identity of the Phantom have turned up nothing.

 During a joint investigation by Scoot Cop and the International Swiff Inspection Service came up with 2 suspects, one of which was later cleared.

 He remains at large.

## Powers

- Uncanny Shit Control

- Stealth and Evasiveness

## Skills

- perfectly landing a shit onto the back of the bowl without fail
Wem

The manor of Wem stands on marshy ground in the north-eastern part of the county. It is the English seat of William Pantulf, granted to him by the Earls of Shrewsbury. The honor of Wem consists of some 35 manors in the north-east of Salop, centered around Wem itself.

Notable Figures

* William Pantulf, lord of Wem, a mature knight, he spends most of time in Normandy
* Warin of Eyton, seneschal of Wem, a notable knight, he oversees Pantulf's English holdings and takes his place at the Earl's court.
Edgyverse Music Group

Edgyverse Music Group logo designed by Bellamy Woolard.

The Edgyverse Music Group (EMG) also known as the Edgyverse Entertainment Corporation is an entertainment conglomerate formed in EY1989 by the joint merger of Spook-A-Lot Records, Typeface Records, and entertainment assets of Consumotronics, following a joint acquisition by ConsumoCorp. The company manages all of the combined corporate assets of the 3 corporations as well as their entertainment catalogue.

Influential producer and label owner Rudy Zilch has served as the corporation's president since its inception.

## Labels

* Spook-A-Lot Records
* Typeface Records
* Neckwear Gang Ltd.
* Consumo Records
* Mixtape Hut Records
* High Investments No Returns
* devilimprint.exe (di.e)
* Stabber Gang
* Blood Drinck Gang
* Unnerving Guy Entertainment

## Artists

See List of Edgyverse Music Group Artists
William Rufus

King of England, the Red King

William Rufus is the middle surviving child of William the Conqueror and Matilda of Flanders. He was raised, educated and knighted by Lanfranc, prior of the Benedictine abbey of Bec.

When William the Conqueor died, he bequeathed his new kingdom on England to Rufus. He was crowned by his old tutor, Lanfranc, now Archbishop of Canterbury. As king, he promised good government and law to the people of England and began by giving lavishly to the church and the poor. Rufus quickly proved to be a stern and masterful ruler, his harsh nature tempered by Archbishop Lanfranc's good council. Within the first year of his reign, Rufus was forced to put down a rebellion by his uncle, Odo of Bayeux, and many of the leading barons who expressed a preference for his more tractable brother, Robert of Normandy. Embittered by this betrayal, Rufus fiercely put down the rebellion but, on Lanfranc's advice, spared the lives of the leading conspirators.

Sadly, Archbishop Lanfranc died soon afterward. Without his mentor's good council, Rufus has succumbed to the darkest nature of the Conqueror's blood.

The king is much feared, being harsh and fierce with his own men and lands and crueler still to his enemies. In his greed he levies many unjust taxes and permits great injustice. The Red King surrounds himself with evil counselors, chief among them the wickedRanulf Flambard, and his court is a place of intrigue, cruelty and licentiousness.
Henry de Say

Known as Sir Henry FitzPicot, Hal, Hal Winesot

Son of Lord Robert de Say and Lady Eleanor. Heir of Clun.

Hal is the eldest son and heir of Lord Robert de Say. A chivalrous and honorable knight, he is - sadly - most widely known for his proficiency at playing chess while roaring drunk. He acquired this skill and reputation while a squire in Shrewbury, nominally under the tutalage of the Great Earl Roger de Montgomery. In fact, most of Hal's youthful education was under the auspices of the drunken Sir John.

Knighted when he came of age, Hal returned to Clun Castle to serve his father. He fought in several of the Norman campaigns in Wales and earned glory battling the dreaded Dragon of Llanrhaeadr (though many say it was his men-at-arms who slew the beast). In his campaigns, he has battled Welsh lords, rival knights, wicked sorcerers and stranger things.

Hal serves his father as castellan of Hopton Castle and holds the estate of Stokesay.

*Note: While Henry de Say is a historical figure, very little is known about him. The character of Hal is largely inspired by Tom Hiddleston's portrayal of Prince Hal in the Hollow Crown: Henry IV, Part 1.*
Consumotronics

Consumotronics Logo

Consumotronics is an electronics and publishing company founded by Florence Doobley in Obligatory Capitol in EY1953. Created as an offshoot of ConsumoCorp, the company originally produced blood sugar monitors but eventually branched into sound equipment, video games and more.

In EY1990 the company merged its entertainment assets with Spook-A-Lot Records and Typeface Records to form the Edgyverse Music Group (EMG).

## Products and Brands

* SoundWee (SoundWee, SoundWee Pro, SoundWee Jr., SoundWee Light, SoundWee Light Pro)
* DrumWe DrumMachine (DrumWe, DrumWe 2.0 Duo)
* Consumo Films
* Consumo Publishing
* SpookCentre
* Mixtape Hut / Mixtape Hut Records
* Consumo Records
Margaret

Daughter of Sir Ingram the Marshal (deceased)

Generally considered the most beautiful young woman of Clun court, Lady Margaret was noted from her gentle nature as well as her fair skin, bright eyes and golden hair.

It is widely whispered that she played the game of courtly love with the giant Sir Edmund the Bear and that he left for the Holy Land because she married Hanne the Seneschal.
Ranulf Flambard

Lord Justicar of England, King's Chaplain and Treasurer. Called by many "the manager of the entire kingdom."

Flambard was born the bastard son of a priest in Bayeux, Normandy and was educated as a clerk in the service of Bishop Odo of Bayuex but soon entered the service of King William the Conquer. An intelligent and handsome man, and an able administrator, he rose quickly within the court despite his low birth and lack of formal classical education. Under King William, Flambard was a well-placed clerk, even entrusted to hold the king's seal.

After the death of the Conquer, Flambard became a chief minister and highly placed counselor to King William Rufus. In the service of the king's greed, Flambard has raised ruinous taxes, stolen church revenue and looted the shrines of saints. His very byname - Flambard or "fire-brand" - is said to refer to his all consuming greed and ruthless cruelty.
The Raffle Ticket Scalpers

**The Raffle Ticket Scalpers** are a BagPunk band founded in EY1977 by Glenn Hatchback and brothers Alfred Alfred VII and Alphonse Alfred while students at North Bad Neighbourhood Art Institute. They broke up briefly following the sudden passing of Alphonse in EY1994 but resumed touring and occasional album releases in EY2003.

## Band Members

### Current

Glenn Hatchback (EY1977-) - Guitar / Vocals

Alfred Alfred VII (EY1977-) - Bagpipes / Grass Whistle

Sed Albertsen (EY1987-) - Drums

Eustace Caribine (EY2005-) - Bass / Cello / String Bass

### Former

Alphonse Alfred (EY1977-1994) - Cello / String Bass

Dean Coiler (EY1978-1987) - Drums

Daniel Sparkeater (EY2003-2005) - Bass
Holdgate

The honour of Holdgate is a marcher barony in the southern part of the county of Salop, east of the River Onny and bounded by escarpment of Wenlock Edge. The castle of Holdgate is built on what was once wasteland, wrested from a family of giants by Lord Helgot.

## Notables of the Court

* Lord Helgot de Reisolent, an elder knight and baron of Holdgate, a fierce and boisterous lord with a love of hunting, battle and adventure
* Sir Herbert of Holdgate, a young knight, rowdy and adventurous, Lord Helgot's son and heir
* Father Dominic, an elder clergyman, stern and harsh, Chaplain of Holdgate
* Sir Averet le Sanglier, an elder knight and Marshall of Holdgate, lost a hand fighting giants
* Edith, a servant, Edmund's half-sister and Sir Averet's lover
Cap Worm

Cap Worm radio promotional photo

Cap Worm is a radio DJ, podcast host, and occasional record producer based in Bad Neighbourhood, Edgyverse. He runs the daytime radio show on hiphop station ConsumoFM 93.7 and is known for his no nonsense interviews.

## Biography

Born in Dirt Pile, Insect Projects, Cap Worm has always had a love for music. He used to wait outside of local nightclubs asking patrons to purchase him mixtapes from artists like Bilingual Mantis, Big Salty, and the Incredible Locust Twinz, cementing his love for the genre. In EY1999 he graduated from Insect Projects University with a degree in audio mixing and moved to Bad Neighbourhood to work as a sound engineer on his brother Fedora Worm's radio show. His brother hosted the daytime jazz station on ConsumoFM 91.3, which was located down the hall from the studio of his eventual station 93.7. He began using the studio's equipment after hours to create a series of mixtapes called *TapeWormz*, with the first volume being published by Consumo Records and catching the attention of the directors of ConsumoFM 93,7 following a positive review written in *MusicRag.* In EY2001 he began his long-running *TapeWormz Radio* daytime show, which continues to this day.
Ludlow

Notables of the Court

* Hugh de Lacy, Baron of Weobley and Ludlow, a young knight who inherited his honours when his elder brother was exiled for treason, a manipulative schemer, ruthless, cunning and cold
* High de Talbot, Castellan of Ludlow, a young knight, violent, drunken and brawling who is said to have wrestled a bear
* Lady Emma de Lacy, a young lady, sister of Hugh de Lacy & wife of Hugh de Talbot. Beautiful, amiable and well loved by the members of her household, she lacks none of the de Lacy cunning
* Lady Amalia, a clever young lady with the ability to read the hearts of men and know truth from falsehood. Lady Emma's handmaiden
* Father Nathaniel, a young priest and scholar fascinated by magic and old tales. Lady Emma's confessor
Ignis Domini

The Fire of the Lord

This holy sword, said to contain a relic of Saint Michael, was given into an ancestor of Lord de Say by the Abbot of Mont Saint Michael. By tradition, the family de Say is sworn to keep and guard the sword, but are forbidden from wielding the blade themselves. Thus it is commonly given to the lord's champion to wield on his behalf.
Bishop's Castle

In the days of the Saxon king Offa, the thane Edwin Shakehead gave a rich estate north of the Clun valley to the Bishop of Hereford in thanks for being miraculous cured of palsy at Saint Ethelbert's tomb. In later days, the Norman bishop of Hereford constructed a motte and bailey castle here to defend the estate from the Welsh.

## Notable Figures

* William de Clerc, Archdeacon of Salop, a mature churchman and knight, boisterous and energetic, Edmund's father and uncle to both Rosamund and Ermina
DOOT

DOOT logo

DOOT is a designer fashion label founded in EY1924 by Bellamy Woolard. While some people were nervous to purchase designer sweaters from an anthropomorphic sweater, they soon realized the garment quality was far beyond any others in the Edgyverse. In EY1988, the company and its assets were sold to ConsumoCorp for E$340,000,000, while Woolard was retained as creative director.
Clun

The honor of Clun is a marcher barony in the southern part of the county of Salop, consisting of contiguous parts on the hundreds of Rinlau and Leintwardine, and directly bordering Wales. The land is a mix of hill country and the fertile valley of the Clun river.

## Holdings

* Castles: Clun, Hopton
* Villages: Clun, Clunton, Hopton, Myndtown, Sibdon-Carwood, Westhope,
* Hamlets: Adley, Barlow, Bedstone, Clunbury, Coston, Courtune, Lurkenhope, Menutton, Obley, Purslow, Selley and Woolston
* Outliers: Brompton, Fitz, Merrington
* Enfeefed Manors: Clungunford, Kempton, Hopesay, Chinbaldescote, Edgton
* Hundred court: Leintwardine

## Officers of the Court

* Lord Robert de Say, Lord of Clun, an elder knight, a just and honorable lord
* Sir Hanne the Seneschal, an elder knight, tight lipped and cruel, Lord de Say's brother
* Sir William the Wicked, the marshal, an elder knight, sarcastic, cruel and lustful wastrel but a great warrior
* Father Robelard, the chaplain, an elder clergyman, calm and temperate, Lord de Say's cousin

## Notable Knights of the Court

* Sir Henry fitzPicot: a young knight, a handsome and chivalrous wastrel, eldest son of Lord de Say
* Sir Stephen Jument: a young knight, agile, chivalrous but unmanly, eldest son Hanne the Seneschal
* Sir Girard the Goat: a respected knight and champion after Sir Roland, proud and a talented musician
* Sir Robert fitzPicot: a fresh knight, second son of Lord de Say, took the Cross in 1096
* Sir Gerald the Rake: a young knight, lustful wencher, eldest son of Sir William the Wicked
* Sir Peter the Good: a young knight, pious and chivalrous
* Sir Geoff FitzIngram: a young knight, ambitious and proud, eldest on of Sir Ingram

## Ladies of the Court

* Lady Eleanor: a mature lady. plump, gentle and cheerful but also dignified and clever, Lord de Say's wife
* Lady Isabelle: a notable lady, plump and dignified, Lord de Say's eldest daughter, a widow
* Lady Margaret: a young lady, beautiful and ladylike, Sir Hanne's wife

* Lady Rosamund le Fae, a young lady, wild, energetic and proud, Sir Henry fitzPicot's wife

* Ermina: Rosamund's cousin and companion, illegitimate daughter of Sir Roland the Champion
* Beatrice: talkative, good with animals, Sir William the Wicked's eldest daughter, a postulant at Godric's Ford

## Other Notable Figures

* Ambrose, the chamberlain
* Aylmer, the master of the hunt
* Deacon Alfred, the almoner
* Clerks: William the Fel, Mark FitzEverard, Cuthbert
* Huntsmen: Baldwin, Laurence

## Former Members of the Court

* Sir Ingram the Marshal: an elder knight, energetic and chivalrous, slain in battle in 1095
* Sir Roland the Champion: an elder knight, large and lustful, slain in battle in 1095
* Sir Giles the Twisted: a respected knight, hunchbacked and pious, took the Cross in 1096
Adventure Puppet

**Adventure Puppet (also known as The Puppet Song in Just Dance 2017 beta version)** is the Adventure version of the Puppet and he's from FNAF World and the beta version of Just Dance 2017. He is a member of the Rebellion. He is Roleplayed by FalcoLombardi99.

## Personality

Adventure Puppet is adventurous, brave, kind and selfless. He is very serious and doesn't joke around at all.

## Trivia

* LIKE I WOULD is his girlfriend.
* He is the only FNAF character to also be a Just Dance character.
* He speaks in a deep monotone voice
Lady Rosamund la Fae

*"Rosamund? Tall girl, dark hair, uncanny eyes? Rides like the wind? Disguises herself as a boy to go off to war. Shoots Welshmen, giants, lake monsters and God alone knows what else with that bloody great bow? Wild as an unbroken horse, mad as a faerie and willful as any mule in Christendom. That Rosamund?"* - Pons.

Lady Rosamund, heiress of the estate of Hardwick, is a spirited, headstrong and adventurous young noblewoman. Her wild and otherwordly nature, and the uncanny way her eyes shine in the dark, have earned her the title "la Fae" though her guardian, Lord de Say, simply refers to her as "That Girl."

Rosamund's mother, Lady Alfgiva, died soon after giving birth and she was raised by her doting father Sir Randal. Tragically, he died in a riding accident when she was eleven. The young Rosamund was briefly given as ward to her uncle, Archdeacon William, before being sent to Clun to be tutored in ladylike ways by Lady Eleanor. To say that education was a complete failure would only be a mild understatement. Her dancing is passable and she may someday be capable to managing an estate. Her embroidery is best not spoken of.

However, she rides better, and faster, than most or all of the young men of Clun, is as skilled a hunter and a fair shot with a bow. One is most likely to find her out riding, and likely returning with a brace or rabbits or game birds to add to the evening meal.

During one Earl Hugh's campaigns against the Welsh, Lady Rosamund disappeared for months, along with her handmaiden Ermina, her confessor Father Alnoth and her cousin Edmund. There are many rumors of what may have happened - including that she fought giants, slew a terrible lake monster, was a guest of mighty Welsh lords, and studied witchcraft with strange enchantresses. All that is known for certain is that, at the end of the Norman campaign that year, she appeared before the king as a messenger from the Welsh chieftain Cadwgan and helped to negotiate the peaceful withdrawal of the English army from Wales before winter.

Rosamund's adventurous nature has not mellowed with the passing of years, though she is now as likely to use wit and words as arrows, when the situation calls for it. She has faced down monstrous giants and strange beasts, wicked knights, cruel lords and even King William Rufus himself.