Temporacle

> *"The Temporacle, a drifter between dimensions, found the sacred minimart and blessed our people with rings and knowledge."*
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> -NicoCW, talking about the temporacle during the ritual...
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## Temporacle

Chaos Emeralds? Forget those, we have a bigger situation on our hands.

## **General Information**

The Tenporacle, "God of the Special Stages", is said to be a mysterious entity that has been awaken to wreak havoc on this world.

It resides in Prism Relic Zone, the land that connects all special stages together. Eons ago, it was a powerful being, being able to control all the technology in the land. It started to use that ability for it's own gain, causing mayhem in the dimension. Fortunately, it was sealed away for its wrongdoings, and trapped inside of its own shrine. Everything was peaceful when that happened...until Eggman showed up! He heard of the Temporacle's power to effortlessly control all machines, even broken down ones. He traveled to the special stage to reawaken it, harness its power, and manipulate it to his own liking. Unfortunately, (and unsurprisingly) this backfires. Now Sonic has to deal with Eggman AND the Temporacle. The Temporacle also stole most of eggman's badniks and starting making amalgamations with those robots. It's on the loose! It eventually steals a strange, yet powerful gem, and shifts into a different reality. The one where this universe takes place in.

But before we talk about what it does in this universe, we really we need talk about something. Nico, I know about it

The Cult.

## **April 2021: The Cult**

`**-[The following transmission is a transcript of the messages derived from the official NicoCW server]-**`

NicoCW: Now I'm sure you're all aware of the situation. The situation that happened 2 years ago .Where the Temporacle expressed disappointment in its representation and turned its back on us. It was a horrid time for us all. Many days and nights going hungry.

Truffle: I tried to grab onto it and go with it, but then I got hit by a Buzzbomber. Such is life.

NicoCW: Today we will please the Temporacle and ask it to turn back time, We must gain its trust by presenting the holy one with its preferred shapes. Please leave all offerings in the fire, on the summoning circle.

TheMegaLoser: We must not make the great Temporacle angry! This is a once in a lifetime chance!

NicoCW: Apologies, Mushroom Hill has not gotten over the loss of his parakeet, and as a result slanders the Great Temporacle because he is filled with negativity and hatred. But I believe tonight he will learn the way.

SuperCW: Our lives have been leading up to this moment, where we can summon the temporacle and bring the light back upon us all, we mustn't let anyone soil it.

XpsxExp: Anyone against the Temporacle shall be grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 97204519346294552939642836420528491 years.

SuperCW: All hail the temporacle!

TheMegaLoser: Very strange... I think the Temporacle is trying to tell me something via my mind

NicoCW: They're here! Just as the Temporacle told me in my dream last night!

TheMegaLoser: Of course, the Temporacle never lies!

NicoCW: That's why I was chosen to lead the temple. I was on the floor, in a trance. The Temporacle came to me and said it was my duty to lead the people into the new zone. The Temporacle loaded my sense with new colors, new information, new papal infallibility, I knew from that point forward what my destiny was. Not sure why I was holding a deflated balloon when I woke up from that calling but tonight we will contact the holy one to figure out why. The ceremony begins in one hour...

GarbageFire13: actually I've never had wawa i just said that cuz this place stinks...and the temporacle is a big dumb dumb!

TheMegaLoser: Excuse me? Did you say the Temporacle... is a BIG DUMB DUMB?!?!?!?!?

SuperCW: What unmeasurable amount of wrath have you just brought upon yourself?

GarbageFire13: Yes.

Paperfish: You question the Temporacle's power?

GarbageFire13: you're all weirdos.

NicoCW: Even the new initiates are wise enough to know not to slander the Temporacle...

GarbageFire13: and i reject this heretic cult.

NicoCW: ***And to Wacky Workbench you go***

GarbageFire13: aw shit-

*\*The user then gets sent to the "grounded" channel\**

NicoCW: I aplogize for that...Hostile introduction

TheMegaLoser: The nerve on that fool... I would never want to be that guy.

NicoCW: I assure you all we're one big happy family. A happy family united under the great Temporacle itself.

Paperfish: Hail the Temporacle!

TheMegaLoser: Hail the Temporacle indeed!

NicoCW: To all the new members of our community. The Temporacle requires rings to be pleased.

Boppitos: please offer as much as you can. I converted my family into rings too! they seem to love it. we are all closer to the temporacle now.

TheMegaLoser: Man, I'm so pumped for the ceremony I'd even tear down a Wawa-owned city in the name of the Temporacle!

NicoCW: That is why the Temporacle stays far away from the mid-atlantic region and why we must summon it for our second chance.

\*the place gets darker\*

NicoCW: There was a time, decades ago, where Wawa would deliver great hoagies upon our land. The Temporacle, a drifter between dimensions, found the sacred minimart and blessed our people with rings and knowledge. However, Jim Wawa, the founder of Wawa, was upset that the Temporacle was taking all the credit for his hard work. Jim attempted to fire the Temporacle, but the Temporacle snapped back and turned him into a polygonal bird, banishing him to the special dimension. The Temporacle then left us, believing humans were driven by greed. Since then, Wawa's quality declined. Their hoagies, which were juicy, have become wet instead. It's monopolized our region, and now nobody is free from its clutches. I was able to reach out to the Temporacle by going behind a Wawa and creating a ring of rings. It told me the fate of humanity lied in my hands. That it will give us all another chance if I can deliver its kind message to the people.

ChilliusCW: What discussions may I have missed in the past few hours, by the way.

TheMegaLoser: Well for one thing, we had a betrayer get banished to the Wacky Workbench Zone!

ChilliusCW:...Who was banished may I ask?

TheMegaLoser: That garbage fire, GarbageFire13!

Paperfish: Worry not about the banished one, we must keep our focus on the almighty Temporacle!

NicoCW: One moment, I am receiving a message from the Temporacle!

ChilliusCW: Shush everyone. Quiet down. Let Nico speak.

NicoCW: The Temporacle is not always forgiving. I almost became a polygonal fish. But my words were able to touch its checkerboard core. And I've been given another chance

**[6:55 PM. "The Festival"]**

NicoCW: Alright everyone, the festivities begin.

TheMegaLoser: Time to lend all our praise for the Temporacle!!

NicoCW: By the end of this hour we should expect to see it. Remember to send your offerings in the fire...!

ChilliusCW: Anyone got any marshmallows and crackers?

This might take a while so making some S'mores might be a good idea.

TheMegaLoser: Actually, we'll be roasting donuts this time. After all, they are ring-shaped!

ChilliusCW: You know what, that's fair. Just don't fill the ring up or you know what'll happen next...

Name you should know: Don't worry, I tossed out those donut holes earlier. Fed them to the impure and everything.

NicoCW: Perfect. The Temporacle cannot stand the sight of doughnut holes. As demonstrated when it sent that Dunkin' Donuts to the bad future. Watching a chocolate munchkin be vaporized right before my eyes was a moment I'll never forget.

Name you should know: The Temporacle accepts bagels, right? They were on sale at Wal-mart, if you're wondering

NicoCW: That reminds me of the one time I had to carry the Temporacle up the mountain. The Temporacle is very fond of holes due to their round-like appearance. It cannot stand anything meant to fill up holes.

Boppitos: I turned my legs into rings in anticipation of this incredible event!

NicoCW: My wife was turned into a ring and sent to the Temporacle. I hope it treats her well. We are its property. I've done it to every wife I've had.

ChilliusCW: Can you marry the Temporacle?

NicoCW: The goal of life is to be turned into a ring to be one with the Temporacle

Boppitos: I don’t think you should marry the temporacle, it might get offended and leave us again.

SuperCW: I am well prepared to fully offer myself to the temporacle tonight when the hour of its arrival strikes

NicoCW: Divorce rates are through the roof because a spouse simply cannot match that of the Temporacle

TheMegaLoser: I ate my left hand for the Temporacle! And the rest of my impure family's hands!

Boppitos: My legs are now rings! I may not be able to walk but at least the temporacle will be pleased!

NicoCW: The Temporacle does not acknowledge anime. It acts as if it doesn't exist!

TheMegaLoser: As he should.

NicoCW:...Hold up. Stop the presses. I'm feeling a strange presence. It might be on its way! We need to summon it and ask it to turn back time to Summer 2019 before the incident!

Boppitos: yes! of course!

NicoCW: Everyone stop what you're doing! The flames are rising!

TheMegaLoser: HERE IT COMES!!!!

SuperCW: HERE WE GO. TEMPORACLE TAKE US BACK!

Boppitos: SUMMER 2019

*\*The flames start getting brighter. In a flash of blinding light, a figure emerges from it's prison\**

NicoCW: THERE IT IS

SuperCW: OH MY GOD. ITS HERE. TAKE US BACK, ALLMIGHTY TEMPORACLE.

Temporacle: sdssdfsdfdsfsdfsdsdfsfssssdfdss

NicoCW: Okay this language barrier is gonna be tough. I gotta set up this translator.

Temporacle: WHAT IS THIS?

ChilliusCW: THIS IS THE ALMIGHTY TEMPORACLE. YOU.

Temporacle: THIS IS AN INSULT. I LOOK WAY BETTER THAN THIS.

SuperCW: M-my lord! We would never insult you!

Boppitos: WE COULD NEVER RECREATE YOUR BEAUTY PERFECTLY.

Temporacle: SILENCE. I SHALL ONLY SPEAK TO THE CHOSEN ONE.

NicoCW: That would be me Temporacle

\*Temporacle points at the Temporacle Relic\*

Temporacle: You all were REALLY worshipping THIS?I don't even know what the hell this is supposed to be. all bright and pastel and shit. this new stuff hurts my damn eye. its these fuckin liberals and their cheery crap.

WHAT ART THOU WISHES?

LET THE PEOPLE SPEAK.

TheMegaLoser: O' mighty Temporacle, let us turn the clock back to Summer of 2019!!!

Temporacle: SILENCE. I SEE YOU HAVE ALL GIFTED ME MANY RINGS. SO IN THAT CASE. I WILL REVERT THE ESSENCE OF THE UNIVERSE BACK TO SUMMER 2019. HOWEVER, I MUST DEPART AGAIN AFTER THAT. I WILL NOW GET READY TO SEND US BACK. BACK TO THE PAST. SAMURAI JACK!!!!!

*\*The whole area gets covered in a blinding sheet of white. Before it covers everything, the transmission ends with static.\**

-[`**END LOG DATE. SUMM 2019]-**`

## **General Info (in universe)**

The Temporacle first appeared in the Nevada episode. Mkat found a strange relic floating in the air. Tricky grabs it to try and attack him and Dante, only for it to shoot tricky away. The relic reveals itself to be the Temporacle. It rises to the sky, controlling all electronics in the area. Broken down badniks emerged. Dante tries destroying a few of them, but they just keep coming back! The eventually surround tricky, trapping him. The Temporacle was floating closer to Dante and Mkat, unaffected by all of their attacks. It raises its hand to attack, but then Hank fucking runs runs it over, knocking it unconscious. Mkat and Dante ran to Hank and his 2009 Ford F-450 Harley-Davidson he was driving. they got in his truck and left to the most messed up side of Nevada. As for the Temporacle, it will come back soon....

In Episode 11, at Eggman's Interstellar Amusement Park, The Temporacle can be briefly seen riding the Ferris wheel in the background.

## **Abilities**

As stated before, The Temporacle has the ability to hijack all kinds of machines. even the most broken down of robots, to his liking. It even has great physical strength as well, with lots of attacks not affecting it, and can punch hard enough to shatter buildings. It can also use the power of the special stages to its advantage, such as summoning Big Rings to teleport foes away, throw the Sonic 3 Planets, crushing it's enemies, and even shoot out deadly red spheres. the blue ones are fine tho. It can also summon UFOs to drain the power of its enemies and steal their items. He can also turn people into hexagonal birds and fish if powered up.

## **Trivia**

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