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TNG 205

Riva's Chorus.

First Maximum Fun EpisodeBit Origin: Gore Weapons

*When the Enterprise has to transport Ginger Jesus to a peace negotiation between some ersatz Klingons, his sexual super-magnetism is a distraction for some of the crew. Their 5-star Uber rating is seemingly in the bag until his cadre of helpers is killed on an away mission, forcing the diplomat to talk only with his hands. Are these the worst alien effects we've seen? What's a job interview like for a bathroom attendant? Do they still have Pier 1 in the future? It's the episode where we return to Anybody Canyon!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **The Dick Valet**

For getting hired to be a dick valet
Ben's pick is **Picard**

For saying "Cluck cluck cluck. You're being a mother hen."
## Trading Cards

Ginger JesusHow Come This Rando Has An Erection?A Rubber Mask MalfunctionSet To Gore!I've Been Turning Soft Into Hard ForeverHearing The Notre Dame Fight Song In His Head
PIC 109

Poster by J.J. LendL

*The U.S.S. Frankenstrat and Borg Cube get flower powered down to Planet Dataplicity! There they meet the knuck-rocking prod-igital sons and daughters of Old Yellow Eyes. Friends of DeSoto, we've come home!*

*Spiner Klumps it up as another Soong who's got a blank android CD-R he's ready to burn and no tolerance for Lawyer Picard. Sexy Soji Mark 1 helps Narek give Saga a bird's eye view of his escape to the Cube.*

## Show Bits

* ANUS TAR Trek
* Space Butthole
* Clip Show Device
* McLaughlin Group
* At Loggerheads

## Edward Larkin

Daily Double! **7 of 9**

For doing bits
## Trading Cards

Forget Baby Yoda! Where's Our Spot 2 Plushie?!?!The Butthole Shits A Brick... I Mean, CubeI Wanna Go Back To TNG!!!She Does Not Look Worse For Wear. Best Hair Of The Season!Did They Raid The TNG Costume Closet?Enter Brent Spiner In The Role Of "Brent Spiner"I'm The "Stefan" To Your "Steve"It's A Dinner Party Murder Mystery! Glad Dixon Hill's HereIf Ever I Was Made To Lawyer It Is Now!
DS9 514

*When a "Frequency" ham radio message from Enabran Tain, who's trapped in the G Quad on Jem'Hadar-atraz, reaches Garak he convinces Sisko to loan out Worf & a Winnebago for a Rambo 2 picture mission. This never goes well!*

*Garak's found Tain and Martok's there, too. Why the Hell's Bashir here wearing black and blue? "How you like me now, Dad?" Garak asks Enabran. I liked you once when you were five, son. I only liked you one day, then.*

## Show Bits

* Mr. Bucket
* Kevin Uxbridge
* Honeysticks
* Single Brass Instrument Of Subtext
* Space Butthole

## P1 Messages

Middle school fans

Pro Plaveem
Ping

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Background Rando**

At 13:40 for "Big Mouth Energy"
Ben's pick is **Enabran Tain**

For remaining true to character on his deathbed.
## Trading Cards

Gotta Move All This Crap Back Now That I'm Gold AgainThat's How It Looked When Adam And Ben First MetDukat "George McFly's" GarakYou've Got 10 Dings Written On That Notepad, You Son Of A BitchOld Uniform Bashir?!?! Does He Know Leeta Left Him?Ben Would Think They Were Poison No Matter Who Brought ThemYou Might Be 14...OR 20...But I'm Still Your Dad!Dying Of Unflattering Camera Angles
## Transcript

Official Maxfun Transcript
BLT

B'Elanna Torres is a rather long and not easy-to-say name. Frankly, it's a mouthful.
Sort of like a nice handheld meal with structural starch on the top and bottom, some fresh veg and delicious protein strips in between.
Ben of course hates sandwiches, so naturally this is the best way to refer to Voyager's chief engineer.
TNG 722

Lieutenant Sandra Rhodes

*Adding a kid in the last season never works. At least he's prettier than Cousin Oliver. Smooth talker. Great hair. No wonder Riker didn't try hard to keep him from getting kidnapped.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Jason's floppy dick**

For flopping around visibly through his pants as he writhes around on the ground during his seizure
Ben's pick is **The Crew of the Ferengi Ship**

For never questioning whether Daimon Bok is a real captain
## Trading Cards

That's Not The Same Guy From Season OneCaptain, I Probably Have 50 Sons I Don't Know AboutThey Don't Do That Nearly EnoughI Don't Want Anything Out Of That Death Box!LBH, That Vest Looks GreatHe's Got Total Dick FlopReasonably Good Rick ClimbingDeus Ex Profita!
TNG 320

Gomtuu, dubbed "Tin Man" by Starfleet.

BangersSpace Butthole

*When low rent Michael Rapaport comes aboard, the Enterprise finds itself in a race to capture a living starship that the Romulans really want. Will putting Rapaport on suspension stop the mayor from breathing down Picard’s neck? How big can a banger get? It’s an episode with a big uncomfortable conversation about the show.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Riker & Picard**

For spinning instead of being thrown around during a banger shot
Ben's pick is **Data**

For painting a space butthole
## Trading Cards

Hey Will, We Had To Have Our Holodecks Fully ReplacedThis Show Can Really Lean Into A PleatNative American Pan Flute Keeps Playing!Is This What I Think It Is? Oh Yeah.Totally Destroyifies The Romulan ShipThe Biggest Banger We've Ever Seen!Like Those Laparoscopic Butthole Proctology VideosNo Banging Here! Just Spin In Different Directions, Guys!
TNG 404

the Q'Maire.

Bit Origin: Slickback TrilogyLoaf

*It's "The Odd Couple: TNG" when Captain Felix takes in a new Space Oscar. New Slickback can't pick a dad, so he tries to go full Nausicaan on Picard.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **The scene where Jono and Endar are re-united**

For having Picard and Troi just walk to the other side of the room and turn around
Ben's pick is **Capt. Endar**

For having a long rat-tail
## Trading Cards

They've Got Ground Beef All Over Their FacesIt's As Annoying As A Car AlarmThere's No Way To Warn The Gimp!Super-Long Rattail!Space RacquetballWesley's Big Bukkaki SceneI've Taken A Blade To The Chest BeforeWe're Overmatched! We Have "Hood-Style" Weapons!
TNG 114

source of "I don't believe this!" drop

*Riker never had it so good when he and the away team arrive on Angel One, a planet of statuesque babes and feeble mini-men who could never fight in his weight class. But trouble is brewing as a handful of Federation citizens have shacked up with the local gals, putting Picard in a tough position as far as the Prime Directive is concerned. Speaking of positions, Riker is going through his repertoire with Sarah Connor, the smoldering demagogue that runs the whole planet. Will Wesley (the boy) get in trouble for beaning Picard with a snowball? Will Worf's sneezes break the ship? Can Picard pry Riker away from the planet-sized sexual conquest of all sexual conquests? It's the episode where we argue about Federation immigration policy!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Riker**

For confidence and pretending he's not going to sleep with the leader of Angel One
Ben's pick is **Tasha Yar/ Troi**

For giggling at Riker for his revealing outfit
## Trading Cards

Some Definite Aiken VibesA Snowball, or Something Worse?A Plunging "V" That Would Make the American Apparel People BlushDoing Diplomatic Relations
TNG 208

Poster by J.J. LendL

Chaotic BroDustbuster Club

*When Riker takes a temp position on a Klingon ship, it’s ironically the Enterprise that contracts a venereal disease. While the Commander is attempting to arrange an interspecies three-way, the ship develops a rash and uncomfortable discharge. Fortunately, the sequel to Chaotic Bro is on the case. Will Wesley (the boy?) finally try vaping? Did that rust come from some bad decisions made in late-80s San Francisco? What does the Carfax report look like on the IKS Pagh? We might change the veto rule! This is madness!*

## Recap

When Riker takes a temp position on a Klingon ship, it’s ironically the Enterprise that contracts a venereal disease. While the Commander is attempting to arrange an inter-species three-way, the ship develops a rash and uncomfortable discharge. Fortunately, the sequel to Chaotic Bro is on the case. Will Wesley (the boy?) finally try vaping? Did that rust come from some bad decisions made in late-80s San Francisco? What does the Carfax report look like on the IKS Pagh? We might change the veto rule! This is madness!

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Riker**

For going full Klingon
Ben's pick is **Mendon**

For awkwardness
## Trading Cards

Not All Benzites Look Alike!The Dustbuster ClubhouseGettin' Down On A BuffetHe Star Trek 6's HimHe Ric Flair's Him!Poopie!!He Captain Phillips-ed The Pagh!Nice One, Frakes!
TNG 101

Wesley's mother Beverly watches the boy.

Joke Origin: Picard keeps Wesley as a sex slave

*Our premier episode as we set out on our journey to watch every episode of Star Trek The Next Generation.*

## Drunk Shimoda

```
picks revealed in a special Q&A DS9 621

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Adam's pick is **(Q)**

(Because Q is always having the most fun)
Ben's pick is **(Jellyfish aliens)**

(for being horny the instant they get free)
## Trading Cards

Stopped By a Giant, Electrical Pendleton BlanketIt's Completely Non-SuspensefulWatch the "Previously On..."The Swinging Dick of the Bridge CrewI Don't Feel Comfortable with ChildrenHey, Boy. I Know Your Father. It's OK.Space Jellyfishes
Ankylosaurus

Ben and Adam came up with this form of metonymy to compare the appearance of the Trill symbiont to the oft-mispronounced dinosaur. Dax, thus, is an ankylosaur in TGG DS9 parlance.

The robotic text-to-speech voice drop is also very occasionally used any time Ben or Adam has difficulty pronouncing any given word.
TNG 412

Nebula-class USS Phoenix

O'Brien hates his family

*While the O'Briens work on the green card, I mean marriage, the USS Pontiac Fiero goes rouge. Miles has to make his old boss quit Capping Up The Cardassians, and find something to eat!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Riker**

For staring intently at Picard as O'Brien explains his transporter plan (37m)
Ben's pick is **Chief O'Brien**

For having a career trajectory where he goes from tactical officer to transporter chief
## Trading Cards

This Scene Supports The Arranged Marriage TheoryI'll Give You An Hour Before I Allow You To Destroy Me!Take Off Your Badge And Go "Street Justice"You Sunk My Battleship!All I Want Is A Fucking Good BreakfastThis Peace Treaty Is Bullshit!Like The End Of An Off-Broadway PlayYou Guys Are Up To Some Shit!
TNG 209

Guinan and Picard talk about Data's future.

Lawyer Picard

*When the Enterprise stops off at Starbase 173 for routine maintenance, Captain Picard reacquaints himself with an old flame hoping to JAG him off. But it's courtroom drama instead of bedroom action on the docket when a hotshot commander threatens to take Data apart to learn how he works. Is it possible that Riker has a better poker face than Data? Is busting a chair across a woman's teeth Picard's idea of sex? It's the episode where everyone gets a little "Moody Geordi".*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Captain Louvois**

For being "on the prowl" for Picard
Ben's pick is **Admiral Nakamura**

For appearing in the beginning and then ghosting when controversy arises
## Trading Cards

I Thought I Would Just Feel Around in Your InsidesIt's Got a Lot of Settings, Programmed in Multiple TechniquesReady to Bang His GavelCan't You See Through Those Cards?Almost Riker-esque Smooth TalkMaddox Is Full Of Bullshit!I'm Takin' You Apart, Motherfucker!The Atomic Bomb Of Arguments!Has To Admit He And Yar Got DownRiker's Not In The Mood For Holodeck
TNG 510

A skull faced opponent in the Klingon calisthenics program

*He's faced Romulans, shunnings, glass tables and locked doors without fear. But this..my god! Alexander gets stuck in a burning space zoo, so Worf and Riker have to go full Squad 51!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Riker**

For unconvincing tumble during a banger
Ben's pick is **Troi**

For telling Worf "I'm not here to approve or disapprove of how you raise your son" despite doing just that the whole ep
## Trading Cards

Looking Like "Triangle Haircut Lady" From DilbertWhat's My Birthday?Past The Point Of ProactivHe's Going To Do Anything To End This ConversationThe Experiment Started GreatFeats Of Strength!Carrying Snakes From The Pet StoreThere's No Way You Grow Up Normal With Me. Wanna Try It?
Potted Plants

Potted plants are usually a large terracotta pot with some dirt and a plant in it (real or otherwise). The plant does nothing and says nothing (it's a plant). But it is planted in a strategic location to look nice, and add a certain atmosphere to a room or set. Sometimes a room or set is required to have a certain number of plants to comply with various rules and regulation.

All too often female cast are exactly like that.
Self Spoilers

Neither Ben or Adam had seen that many episodes of Deep Space Nine. During production of DS9 pods: Ben and Adam are often gaining information about episodes that ruin big plot twists.

## Spoilers

### Ezri Dax

During the first season a P1 talks about how traumatized they were by Jadzia's death and the strangeness of Dax returning to work as Ezri. Neither Ben or Adam had watched far enough into the series to know about this development. They try to move the P1 to the end of the episode after the credits for viewers but may not have been able to do so (paid message legal reasons?)

### Thomas Riker

The Netflix/Amazon recap for the next episode (read at the end of a pod) blatantly stated that the person claiming to be Will Riker for the first half of the episode was an imposter planning on stealing the The Little D.

### Morn's Death

During a War (Card Game) intro one of the cards unwrapped talked on the card about the episode where Morn faked his death, the fake part being a last minute reveal at the end of the episode.
TNG 705

A piece of the Stone of Gol depicting the Vulcan gods of war and death.

*JLP & RWT keep up the con on the Hole-In-The-Cantina-Wall-Gang. Data accesses his HR program. This one has more reverse shot punch outs than a Bonanza episode! The weapon runs on feels!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Koral**

For slowly pouring his Klingon blood wine on the floor
Ben's pick is **Data**

For Dad-joking, when Riker is stunned, that he is “experiencing a similar sensation”
## Trading Cards

So Many Glaces!Punching Each Other! That's Fun!Who Else Is On "Team Mutiny?"A Talking To With WorfThat Carpet Is Expensive!This Is The Mutiny Scene!If You Can't Take The Implant Heat, Get Out Of The Implant KitchenGrabbing Harder, Crossing Eyes, No Effect
Podcast Fluid

Ben and Adam often need an early hit or two of "podcast fluid" to keep things flowing. This juice usually consists of cans of audibly opened beer, but more exotic concoctions have included a 20oz glass of straight vodka or a gourd filled with dusty mescal.

Episode 133 "Back to the Future-Level Breast Loaf" was a Podcast Fluid bonanza as it dealt with S6E8 "A Fistful of Datas."
TNG 413

Ardra as the Devil

Lawyer Picard

*Miss Flock of Seagulls tries to mindfreak a bunch of Las Vegas farmers out of their planet. Sexy Time failed, so both parties agreed to dismiss their cases & settle it here - TNG Court!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Picard**

For doing a "boner lean" to obscure the boner Ardra gave him
Ben's pick is **Ventaxian President**

For believing anyone with a forceful point of view
## Trading Cards

It's "A Christmas Carol." Not "A Christmas Story."Nothing She's Doing Is ImpressiveWorf "Data Shits" When This Guy AppearsA Good Job Making Her Fairly SeductiveWearing The "Dana As Zuul" CostumeBoner Lean!Don't You Worry. I'm A Great Lawyer.This Is Some Bullshit! Let's Do This Arbitration!
TNG 519

A Kolvoord Starburst, the plasma is ignited, forming a star pattern.

*Wes & the other Academy Luftwaffe get wapnered when their own "Goose" hits the canopy. "The Boy" has to man up and clear the good name of the Biff Yeager Loop.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Cargo Pants**

For being worn by Starfleet cadets
Ben's pick is **Satelk**

For his "aww, yeah!" face when Wesley confesses
## Trading Cards

The Most Severe Sideburns And Undercut In All The Wrong Places.And, What's The Purpose Of Your Loaf?He's Just Seen The Video For "The Ring"Why Is Nova Squadron So White?They're Having A Trial. I Gotta Be A Part!My Son Borrowed Your Coogi SweaterThey Are Not Friendly In The Dirty SinglesYou're Gonna Have To Earn Your Spanish 2 Credit Again
Polar Region

He Does Not Give Consent For The Polar Region!

## Pod Apperances

Special:WhatLinksHere/Polar Region

First mentioned in Season 5 Episode 15 "Power Play", podcast episode 114. As Data is possessed yet again by another being he is insisting that the Entrepreneur be moved over the southern polar region of a planet for scans. Riker does not consent. Ben and Adam go on a fun butt stuff innuendo driven tirade that not only helps name the podcast in question but adds another joke to the lore of the Greatest Generation. "Maybe Riker had a heavy lunch..."
TNG 322

Data and Kivas Fajo.

Gore WeaponsWorf Lightning

*When a con man abducts commander Data, his only ways to pass the time are trying to smile and trying to sing to a hand puppet. The Enterprise crew’s only hope is to start taking Geordi’s conspiracy theory website seriously. What century has the best bubblegum smell? How anti-semitic is this whole deal? Is her chin messed up because alien or because surgery? It’s an episode that has fewer small hand jokes than it probably should.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Data**

For saying "loolooloo" while feeding a hand-puppet bird
Ben's pick is **Data**

For trying to imitate Mona Lisa's smile
## Trading Cards

Palor Toff: If Brian Dennehy Was Into Ribbon GymnasticsWorf Lightning Is Bad!Everything's A-OK...Oh...Great Plan B If You Can't Get Jeremy PivenVelociraptors The Protective FenceThe Girl With The Elbow Skin FaceNot Interested In Talking Fee-FeesFilm This 10 Years Later And He Steven Seagal's These Guys!It's A Really Bad Plan!
DIS 305

A sick Kili at headquarters medical bay.

*Disco slips through the space ovary that is Starfleet HQ past a ship that made my executive producer tear up and into the cold embrace of 32nd century bureaucracy. Why they aren't sent straight to Area 51-J I don't know!*

*After a series of "Hogan's Heroes" level of difficulty intear-o-gations, Burnham takes Disco to the save the U.S.S. Miracle Grow and find some magical chia seeds. But she'll have to fight future Max Headroom to do it!*

## Show Bits

* McLaughlin Group
* Dadmiral

## P1 Messages

Promotion Congratulations

To the future

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Nhan**

For bailing on Discovery.
Ben's pick is **Unknown Medical Officer**

What's her story?
## Trading Cards

It's A Bunch Of Longboys In HereSure. The Voyager Is Going To Flood Basements. But Where's The Hood-J????After Meeting Admiral Just For Men We Are Still Waiting For Our First Cool C-N-CThe AI Has Gotten Vastly More Annoying In Nine CenturiesWho Gets Red Hot Blues And Salsa At An Interrogation? Jett Reno, That's Who!Your Chairs Have Legs On Them! WTF!!!We've Got A Lawnmower Man Situation Here!!!I Can't Have You Rise To Main Character. You're Gonna Have To Stay Behind.
STLD 0108

*The Lower Deckers are brought to the Undiscovered Country trial playset to prove Starfleet is in complete control of every situation. The only problem with that...their testimony. All of it!*

*Turns out Clar isn't a lawyer! He's the dude in the box who wants to party all the time and talk about how the Cerritos is awesome. Now he knows talking to workers instead of bosses gets an entirely different performance review.*

## Show Bits

* Ball Kicking Machine
* Previa

## Edward Larkin

Adam's pick is **Q**

for having the most fun
Ben's pick is **Clar**

for using burners and eels
## Trading Cards

The Pounds Are Star Trek 6 Level Bad NewsEveryone Knows Boimler Doesn't Know What Going OnHe's Nowhere Near As Distracting As UhuraTendi Kicks The Cat Caskets Out Of Those Breadboxes!Burners And Eels Seems CounterproductiveThis Means He's A Constant Pain In Everyone's Asses!It's Not A Parallel Dimension. It's Just A Similar Looking ShipIt's Not A Trial. Just A Cool Party In A Party Silo.
STLD 0103

Poster by J.J. LendL

*Boimler narcs out the crew's buffer time to Captain Freeman who responds with time management goals tighter than a beer run to Texarkana. Ransom's got wood for his meeting with the Gelrakians and not in a good way!*

*Boimler convinces Freeman to throw out the Jellico managment book & turns the invasion into the curbstomp the Stormtrooper/Ewok matchup should have been. Ransom gets a leg up on Mariner, & everything else, to save the away team.*

## Show Bits

* Lawyer Picard
* The Scene Does Not Go Well Enterprise
* Axe-handle

## Edward Larkin

Adam's pick is **Cmdr. Ransom**

for being arch at all times
Ben's pick is **Rando**

For yelling "crystals!"
## Trading Cards

Held Hostage In The One Bar Open Mic NightHe's Occupying The Same Space As Someone Who Is Mid WarpathIt Sends Exactly The Wrong Message!Ransom Has A Groundskeeper Willie Body!You Gotta Get A Backup Bear, Shaxs!It's Buffer Time! Take Back This Ship!He Basement Flooded And He Had The Coequal Response In His PantsOf Course, He Stayed A Chief. He Hates Buffets
Shave Ice Jacket

A particularly flamboyant jacket that Quark debuts in s4e1 "The Way of the Warrior: Part 1". In the TGG episode "252. #ColonGoals (DS9S4E4)", Ben and Adam had rolled an Nth Degree on DS9 Board Game (Game of Buttholes), meaning they had to fill up on prior research. Adam joked that costume designer Robert Blackman was inspired by his favorite shave ice flavor combination: chocolate, blue raspberry, and red raspberry. He also incorrectly states that this was the first time it appeared on screen, but that's neither here nor there.

## Bit in Episodes

* DS9 s4e01 "Tout Suite Goop Sweep"
* DS9 s4e04 "#ColonGoals"
TNG 405

Poster by J.J. LendL

*Wesley breaks a Wind of Change that starts blowing the Enterprise crew out of Beverly's sight. Bev gets Rocked Like A Hurricane! Will her wig hold up! Will the next leap be the leap home?*

## Drunk Shimoda

Daily Double! **Picard**

For not reacting when Wesley and the Traveller use magic
## Trading Cards

Why Am I Wearing A Bellhop Uniform?The Squint Of SuspicionThe Line For The Buffet Is Practically Empty!Boo-Wheep!It's Not "Wig Strength" WindCan't Imagine Getting A 3-Finger Handshake That DampWhoa! He Has Given His Ship Over To Magic!Beverly Finally Gets The Hint
TNG 403

A skull of a Tyrannosaurus rex in Doctor Noonian Soong's laboratory.

*Data jacks the D (hard to believe, right?) to go see his pappy & 1 of the orphans gets space mono. Soong & The Family Stone are back together! But someone really needs to install a mole on Lore!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Noonian Soong**

For acting drunk and having a giant cocktail shaker
Ben's pick is **Worf**

For reacting angrily to having his security clearance blocked
## Trading Cards

We Gotta Rig That "Off" Button For SecurityA Warrior's Forcefield!Like Playing "Minesweeper" With A Cray ComputerAre You "Victim Blaming" Me?"Pakled Lore" In An Outfit Made Of Movers BlanketsLike A Gas Cap DoorThe Old "Switcharoo"Warn Robot God! A Robot Creator Is Coming!
Picosby

## Pod Apperances

Special:WhatLinksHere/Picosby

"Ya see...Ru-dy..." - Benjamin Ahr Harrison

Picosby is a portmanteau of 'Picard' and 'Cosby', and is the name of Ben's impersonation in which he acts out Jean Luc Picard as played by America's former favorite sitcom dad, Bill Cosby. Jokes concerning Mr. Cosby's apparent proclivity towards drugging and raping women fit well into the side running joke about Picard and Wesley (the boy?) and their secret love slave relationship. It's a lot of fun.
TNG 202

A skeletal opponent in the Klingon calisthenics program.

Worf Hates DoorsSpace Butthole

*When the Enterprise finds a hole in space, nobody is more excited to explore it than Commander Riker, but after it envelops the ship, he (and everyone else) learns a powerful lesson about consent. Once inside, they're faced with an adversary acting like a six-year-old holding a magnifying glass over an ant colony. Will Captain Picard finally get his opportunity to go down with the ship? Will Ensign Haskell get another line of dialogue? Is Worf's holodeck routine even raunchier than the First Officer's? It's the episode where almost half of the jokes die (which is within acceptable limits)!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Haskell the Redshirt**

For dying after one line
Ben's pick is **Data**

For calmly absorbing Pulaski's brazen bigotry
## Trading Cards

Not Used To Being In Here With ClothesHe Wants To Explore All The HolesRacist Grandma VibesThat Guy's Super Ugly!There's 6 Million Ways To Die!Let's Blow Up The Ship Again
Slickback Trilogy

The Slickback Trilogy is a series of iconic episodes in which young orphans with suspiciously similar haircuts teach us valuable lessons: *The Bonding*, *Hero Worship*, and *Suddenly Human.*

Although sadly not yet released as a special edition three disc set, the Slickback Trilogy remains a beloved event in the history of Star Trek Hair Cast.

See also: The USS Slickback from episode They Went to Jake Clips

## Slickback Gallery

Wesley Crusher (parallel).jpgSlickback WesleyDataSlickback YarSlickback KiraOdoOdo's slickback daddy
STLD 0204

Poacher of Mugutus

*Investigating reports of non-native horny gorillas on a nearby planet lands The Betas from The Cerritos in a Jurassic Park scenario. But when Boimler and Rutherford start to suspect Mariner is Section 31, the only way to salvage the mission will be to make lifesaving inventions out of household materials. How many murderers listen to the podcast, and are they baseball fans? Should we have short-sold Jet? Can spies spot bear traps? It’s the episode that, like Kyle Riker to Dr. Pulaski, takes it to that ass.*

## Show Bits

* Convention Question Guy
* McLaughlin Group
* Dr. Katz

## P1 Messages

Promo: Twitch Channel

P1 bailout

## Edward Larkin

Daily Double! **Stevens**

For having confidence when he shouldn't have any
DS9 302

Poster by J.J. LendL

"You just got Schism'd"

*While Odo's on Planet Bucket exchanging fluids at Charlie Sheen-like volumes, the rest of the crew is back on DS9 finding out the Federation has become a time share of the Dominion.*

*He's got Changelings to the left of him, Jem'Hadar to the right. Sisko's stuck in the middle and it's chapping his ass! But he has a cure - a photon suppository to the Space Butthole!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Kira**

For being a third wheel
Ben's pick is **Dr. Bashir**

For not healing O'Brien's very treatable injury
## Trading Cards

Odo Cums Pretty HardFraming His JunkNot Psyched! We're Gonna Kick All Your Asses!Form Giant Liquid Butt Plug!What's Going On, Bro?He Goes Totally Nuclear!We Shoot More Torpedoes On This Show!They've All Been Schismed!
TNG 709

Ferengi DaiMon Prak accuses the Federation of mining the Hekaras Corridor.

Space Butthole

*Some Warp Drive Truthers open a sinkhole to prove space is made the same as Florida! We're gonna need an update by Sammy Hagar to "I Can't Drive 55,000,000,000,000,000,000"!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Serova**

For overly theatrically appearing to "think" when addressed
Ben's pick is **The Writers**

For telegraphing the meaning of the episode with lines like "Our climate is changing"
## Trading Cards

Season 7: The Season Of SpotYou Can't Tell A Cat AnythingTwo College Professors Beam OverLook Like You Are Thinking About MathA Massive Asscrack In SpaceClassic Ten-Forward BumoutWouldn't It Be Great If Leonard Maltin Had To Review Porn?The "Blip 'N Coast"We're Gonna Limit Emissions
TNG 513

Troi sitting at a piano on Moab IV

*It's a master race against time 2 stop a space dingleberry from trashing Planet Benetton! Why are they worried? They won't burn up with all that rayon they're wearing.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Crickets**

For existing in a perfectly-engineered biosphere
Ben's pick is **Hannah**

For saying "would you ever live in a ship in a bottle, captain?" unknowingly to a captain who loves ships in bottles
## Trading Cards

They Declined The Call!Blown Away By BeamingWe Tell You Who To FuckYou Were In Spaceballs!They Bred The Style Right Out Of These PeopleThe Firewall Between Innocent Eugenics And Hitler VibesWhy Do We Never See The Broom GuyReally Makes Ya Think, Huh?
TNG 122

Sobi and T'Jon unleashing electrical discharges at each other.

*When NPR turns us down for a Sunday slot, we turn our attention to the most egregious episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation that Nancy Reagan ever wrote. The Enterprise once again is playing host to squabbling aliens, but this time the shifty rednecks come with a twist: they're hooked on drugs. Bad drugs. Will the glittery Aryans get high on their own supply? Can Tasha Yar persuade Wesley (The Boy?) to keep on the straight and narrow? What would the Prime Directive have to say about the CIA supplying crack to the inner cities? It's the episode with one of the most abstract Drunk Shimodas yet!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Daily Double! **The Scene where Wesley asks why people do drugs**

For being a very special episode of Star Trek
## Trading Cards

Gets Him in the Iron ClawThe Cool AuntThat Shit Looks Dope!Khan's Right-Hand ManPlayed Captain Kirk's SonWhat Are They, Idiots?
TNG 714

Poster by J.J. LendL

*This is the best ep of TNG ever. And I'm not saying that just because I'm still in love w/Gates. 1990s TV Censors: You can't mix "Body Heat" with "Ghostbusters!" TNG Writers Room: Watch us!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Daily Double! **Dr. Crusher**

For reading "a particularly erotic chapter" of her grandmother's journal
## Trading Cards

Obviously Not ScottishThis Ghost Fucks!In Pain. And Also Cumming!We Can Beam Fire?What Gerard Depardiue Believes He Looks LikeReality Check! He Goes Down!The Silliest Thing In All Of Star TrekShe Straight Up Gats Him
TNG 617

Aerial view of the Romulan prison camp

CatbasketWorf Hates Doors

*Worf goes full Jim Jones and tries to turn some Klingon Amish into Space Jonestown. Worf could never make it as a motivational speaker since his big finish is always death.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Gi'ral**

(Tokath's Wife) for having a pink Klingon bathrobe
Ben's pick is **Toq**

For saying "the hunt? we have replicators!"
## Trading Cards

Tuurned Into Klingon AmishTwo Cat Basket Phasers Pointed At Each TempleHe's Been MilhousedWorf Seems Fine With Door With HandlesGoes For Loaf, Finds Some PointsThat's Not Kosher!A Courtyard Too Small To Be BelievedStage Left, Full Klingon!
TNG 604

The USS Enterprise-D inside a Dyson sphere.

Ensign HospitalityW/r/t

*The OG Engineer is back, but isn't digging the Enterprise going from strip club to office building. Have some drinks, throw out the regs and blow up shit! That's how we problem solve - TOS style!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Scotty**

For getting shithouse drunk with Picard and having a wicked hangover
Ben's pick is **Ensign Hospitality**

For his role in Starfleet being basically hotel duty
## Trading Cards

He's A Recompt Analog FileWe're Going Back To Work Go Have A NapW/R/T...Diapers W/R/T...GrandparentsHere To Get Hella FadedThis Is What It Used To Look Like. For Real!Holding Open The Door. No Time For Backup!C.H.i.P.s. EndingThe Adventures Of Montgomery Scott And His Winnebago
TNG 304

Paki hands Jean-Luc Picard a Mintakan tapestry.

Window Seduction

*When a cloaked observatory gets hit with a banger, the Enterprise needs to step on the gas to rescue some more gray haired scientists before the Prime Directive gets violated. On their arrival, the Enterprise crew just can’t help but violate it themselves, and violate it over and over. It should come as no surprise that this involves Riker going around the planet in a deep vee. Can Picard get out of this by making up a new religion? Did the Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer wig get reused? Does Worf’s least favorite lightning have a great Hollywood agent? It’s the episode that Ben recorded while hopped up on DayQuil.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Picard**

For beaming up Nuria to the Enterprise--where everything looks like magic
Ben's pick is **Chief Anthropologist**

For wanting them to hand down religious commandments and leave
## Trading Cards

Why Do We Go Slower Than Warp 9?Don't Think That's An OSHA-Approved WorkplaceWay Better Looking Than Our Earth SundialsUnfrozen Caveman LawyerReady For Fun In The Sun!He Knows Some Safe WordsA Modern Carbon Bow Wrapped In BaconHelping The Whole Tribe Understand He's Not God
TNG 206

La Forge scans Data (possessed by Ira Graves) as Jean-Luc Picard observes.

*When Data's grandpa is diagnosed with an incurable illness, he doesn't express much grief, and in return, his grandpa steals his body and makes a play at immortality. It would have been a perfect plan, but the old man was set in his ways, and really doesn't know how to act in a modern, professional starship setting. Will the crew catch on that Data is once again not who he claims to be? Will Data's bad behavior get him locked up in Rura Penthe? Can he pass a Voight-Kampff test? It's the episode where the Star Trek trading cards prove that they're worth what you pay for them.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Graves**

For wanting immortality only so he could fuck his assistant
Ben's pick is **Riker**

For randomly/falsely telling Data he wrestled a targ while blacked out
## Trading Cards

The Balls!Basically, A Pube BeardSo, How'd That Wall Feel?Peter Falk-Style Lazy EyeHot Vulcan DoctorIt's A Pretty Great EulogyAOOGAH!!Pimp Slaps The Shit Out Of Him!Do You Remember Staring At All Those Asses?
TNG 420

Worf as Will Scarlet.

*Picard gets a real-life eggplant emoji when his Risa booty call shows up at work! Picard gets Q-blocked and turned into the Mel Brooks version of Robin Hood and...oh, forget it.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **TNG Writers**

The idea of giving the female characters potted plants instead of weapons
Ben's pick is **Worf**

For being rude when Riker introduces Vash to him on the bridge
## Trading Cards

Horga'hn!She Does Not Play This Cool At AllThe Fruit Punch Of FlirtationShould I Get You A Red Beverage Or Lay Down A Towel?Sexy Kitty!This Is Not A Gift For PicardOne Of The Dumbest Plot Twists In TV HistoryDo We Have To Have These Episodes?
VOY 208

What's that dogs' name?

*A meeting with some Sheliak adjacents has Janeway hot and bothered in a bad way. The EMH orders her into her Holoquin Romance to take the edge off but when it start showing up onboard it puts her on the wrong kind of blast!*

*Looks like the crew has had some Egg Shen cocktails! They are seeing & hearing things no one else can! Only Kes is able to maintain & it's up to her & the EMH reading "Warp Core for Dummies" to save the Voyager!*

## Show Bits

* Malibu Picard
* McLaughlin Group
* BLT
* Bangers
* Girders

## P1 Messages

To Bristol

To Twin Brother

## Drunk Shimoda

Daily Double! **Robert Duncan McNeill**

For his "in pain" performance
## Trading Cards

The Doc Is A Little EmbarrassedLord Burleigh Already Has A Cucumber... In His Pants!It Looks Like You're Broadcasting From "Da Club" Before It OpensIs This Lord Burleigh's Cucumber Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?Computer! Basement Flooded! Delete Character!That Escalated Quickly!She Shares Her Alka Seltzer Filled Pain Sybok Style!So...Cha-ko-tay Was Definitely In That Turbolift With You, Right?
VOY 216

What could go wrong?

*When the Voyager's resident Betazoid turns out to be more killer jungle than potted plant Tuvok does a mind meld to find out what makes him that way and gets more than he bargained for.*

*With Tuvok doing some Amok Time in sickbay, Cha-Ko-Tay takes over "fun sponge" duties to stamp out Paris' Treknobabble betting pool. But fun might not be the only thing dying on the Voyager when Tuvok comes calling on Suder!*

## Show Bits

* Kevin Uxbridge
* B. Dunks
* BLT
* Doc Holoday
* McLaughlin Group
* Episode Vetoes
* Dustbuster Club
* Glass Top Coffee Tables
* Freshen Up
* Raw Materials
* Dr Katz
* Ball Kicking Machine

## P1 Messages

Promotional Message: Food

From Kevin Uxbridge

To the future

## Drunk Shimoda

Daily Double! **Brad Dourif**

Lifetime Achievement
## Trading Cards

It Feels Like You Should Notice A Brad DourifThe Insurance Company Is Really Gonna Be On UsSo I May Have Joined The Mayquees For The Killing And Not The PoliticsIs This A Regular Program Tuvok Runs All The Time?Cha-Ko-Tay Is Always Willing To Be A Bucket Of Cold WaterAn Amount Of Glass Table Damage That Can Only Be Measured In "Admiral Quinns"It's His One Man Show!Suder's Not Really Selling Tuvok On Killing Him But He's Not Discouraging It Either.
TNG 416

Assignment patch for the Galaxy Class Starship Development Project.

*Dr. Calzone is onboard & she's not DTF with Geordi. JLP skips shields gets the ship a tick. Calzone busts Geordi's holo porn & he Jedi mind tricks her into thinking it's cool! WTF!!!!!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Leah Brahms**

For not going to Starfleet HR about Geordi's creep show
Ben's pick is **Worf**

For rolling his eyes when Picard \*now\* wants to put up the shields
## Trading Cards

Hey Buddy, Leah's Looking For A RideThis Is Fucked Up, Dude!Boo?Now, Raise Shields?Riker Did Better First Contact Last WeekShould've Put It On A Thumb Drive!Shuttlebay 2: The Nipple Of The EnterpriseI Don't Find A Real Doll To Be A Dealbreaker
TNG 426

Crewmen form an honor guard for Worf as he departs the Enterprise

Rom-yar-lin

*Worf's tired of sitting at the honorless kid table & he's going all Jerry Springer on Q'onoS. The Cleavage Sisters & Breadbox Yar start a Klingon civil war & Worf goes "Dirty Harry" rogue!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Picard**

For insisting on speaking Klingon, badly, at every opportunity
Ben's pick is **Toral**

For nearly being late to challenge Gowron’s installation as chancellor
## Trading Cards

What! I Don't Even Know Who You Are, Man!You're Only On Level 14? I Can Slum It For A WhileLet's Go Sort This Honor Shit OutYeah, Right! ...Right?You Encouraged Me To Meddle!A Lot Of Middle BoobHe Takes Off His BadgeRom-Yar-Lan!
Eyes to Commercial

This is a popular 90's trope where the director decides to increase the tension before a cut to commercial by doing an ECU on a character. That character then needs to make a "holy shit you guys, there are real stakes here" or "whaaaaa?" face for 5 seconds or so.

It provides the viewer with some great meme-able screenshots.

Characters notably good at this: Worf, Riker, Kira.

Characters notably bad at this: Geordi, Lwaxana.

A closely related phenomenon is "Eyes to Theme", which can occur if the episode has a cold open.
TNG 624

Poster by J.J. LendL

Riker's Quarters

*Eight years with no women or holodeck!. That's why JLP wants Feral Riker off the D...fear! Never has there been a more "Game respect game" moment than the passing of the bone.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Ben's pick is **Geordi**

For not caring that someone left a note on the warp core
Adam's pick is **Geordi**

For even letting Thomas Riker into engineering so he could leave it
## Trading Cards

W. Riker & The BonesWe Got Ourselves A Feral RikerSure As Shit, He's The Real DealBen's Wife - Hate It / Adam's Wife - Love ItYour Know How I Am, Right?Saved From A Planet ButtholeGlad We Didn't Go Star Trek: Nemesis?The Mouthpiece Smells Like Your Brand
TNG 615

Poster by J.J. LendL

Mount Armus

*Q Sam Becketts JLP to his fraternity days to put a stick up the ass of his youthful past. Picard realizes there's times that call for Earl Grey, and times that call for tapping a keg!*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Cory**

For the way he says "he was controlling the balls!"
Ben's pick is **Background character in bar scene**

For appearing to have been dressed from the middle ages
## Trading Cards

Oh God! You Devil!5 Fingers To Your Face, Pipes!Adam Has Her Signed CardDid Her Parents Have To Sign Something?This Bed Is Too SmallHair Metal Band From Predator PlanetIn Blue With A Pip And A Half!This Was A Q Miracle
VOY 217

concept design for the Cardassian Dreadnought

*The Voyager finds a Cardassian doomsday machine loose in the D-Quad taking out shuttles like a conference parking lot and hailing with BLT's voice. Has her past come back to electronically haunt her?*

*BLT's Mayquees missile is about to take out a planet and the Voyager is powerless to stop it. Can BLT pull it's plug before "The Janeway Maneuver" counts down to zero!*

## Show Bits

* B. Dunks
* Loaf
* Doc Holoday
* BLT
* Eyes to Commercial
* McLaughlin Group
* Ball Kicking Machine
* The Scene Does Not Go Well Enterprise
* Honeysticks
* Worf Lightning

## P1 Messages

Promotional Message: Happy Birthday

To Adam

Love You

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Neelix**

For enjoying Paris being in the ball kicking machine
Ben's pick is **The Missle**

For out of place design scheme
## Trading Cards

Is Your Name Still A Storyline?They Know What Destroys Shuttles. Why So Surprised?Cha-Ko-Tay is Finally On The Other Side Of The Ball Kicking MachineI Launched It With Only One Key!Why Is The "Ship Of Death" Visiting Us This Week?It's Like If THe Wopr Could Fight Back!We Have To Set Auto Destruct Within The First Two Seasons And We...Are...HereThe EMH Snatches Her Up Like A Pizza Left On A Porch
Ron Canada

Ron Canada is one of the all-time greats. His performance in any role will always be powerful and compelling.

His presence in TNG 513 allowed Trekkies to watch an episode about a horrifying eugenicist society without fully considering the horrifying implications of the eugenicist society.

He played a Klingon lawyer when Worf was on trial for blowing up a civilian ship. He was great. Excellent tooth acting choices and Star Trek lawyer fighting.

He also played a long-haul garbageman in Voyager, where he was also great.

Given what a great That Guy Ron Canada is, it may be shocking to learn that he only starred in three Star Trek episodes. That does not stop Ben and Adam from mentioning him and his greatness at the slightest excuse.

Ron Canada's presence, nay, the mere mention of his name must be accompanied by the appropriate musical backing: the Hot 8 Brass Band cover of Marvin Gaye's "Sexual Healing."

TNG 513DS9 418VOY 521
TNG 505

A commemorative plaque, given to Captain Jean-Luc Picard by children

BangersRiker's Consent Fetish
Worf Hates Doors
Data's self-harm impulses
Worf Lightning

*All the D's circuit breakers blow & all the doors finally lock! Now they all know how Worf feels. Will Data finally kill himself? Will Worf eat the placenta? Will the USS Irwin Allen survive?*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Riker**

For getting consent to use Data's body to absorb electricity
Ben's pick is **Chess Guy**

Attempting to put chess game back together during attack (reoccurs in TNG 515
## Trading Cards

A Duty He Does Not RelishIt Bangs And Bangs And Bangs!In Command!How Did He Not See That!I'm A Wooden Broom!Hotwired Into The ComputerA Warrior's MealAn Ending Antiqued With Powdered Sugar
TNG 415

A city on Malcor III.

*Riker's appendages land him in big trouble on a planet with premature exploration issues. These people are cool with outer space, just so long as no one else is in it.*

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Lanel the horny nurse**

For managing to fuck an alien
Ben's pick is **Riker**

For trying to pretend he wasn't trying to throw a bench through a window
## Trading Cards

Dr. Lilith: It's Not Just Consent, It's Informed ConsentDoctor, This Man Has Dick FingersHer: Pro Space / Him: Fuck SpaceNothing To See Here! Not Trying To Throw It Through A Window!He Almost Dead!We Fucked This Up. We'll Totally Go.Guess What? I'm Ready To Martyr Myself.You Shot Yourself On Stun, You Dope!We'll Get You A Room
Nubbin

## Pod Apperances

Special:WhatLinksHere/Nubbin

A small protrusion that juts away from the main body of a thing. Often used when referring to part of a character's Loaf that protrudes out.

## Check For Nubbins

Originally from the discussion around the episode "Conspiracy", where parasites attempted a takeover of Starfleet, but were detectable via a small protruding gill on the back of the neck of the infected. Whenever a character (or even more often when characters) are acting off and conspiratorial the podcast may suggest that they be "checked for nubbins".

Ben told the viewers and Adam about a protruding but small chest nubbin he had during the recording of the pod. As of now it is assumed to be benign and possibly cured. Ben is not trying to take over Starfleet as far as anyone knows.

## Not A Dick Joke

"Nubbin" is not, and this cannot be stressed enough, the setup for a dick joke. No matter how much it sounds like one when you think about it.

Correct usage: "They really went to town on the loaf - some great nubbins there."

Incorrect usage: "Riker wants to show her his nubbin. If she's consenting, of course."
VOY 226

Resessive pinecone

*Seska wants Cha-Ko-Tay to save her & his baby. A Kazon prisoner seems to have the info to help the Voyager make a quick jailbreak but is it too good to be true? Meanwhile, Suder wants to trade his trigger finger for a green thumb.*

*Janeway gets Admiral Ackbared! The rescue is a trap! Now marooned on Jurassic Planet, she & the crew watch the Voyager sail off with Culla at the wheel. But there's hope with Paris in a shuttle, the EMH active & Suder in the airducts.*

## Show Bits

* Eyes to Commercial
* McLaughlin Group
* BLT
* Ball Kicking Machine
* RSVP
* Tax Documents
* Sicks Bay
* ASMR Self Destruct
* Doc Holoday

## P1 Messages

Promotional: Documentary

To Ben and Adam

Happy Anniversary

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Lon Suder**

pre-chaos
Ben's pick is **The Doctor**

for getting beamed out into space
## Trading Cards

I Thought I Was Only Good At Murder. Turns Out I'm Good With Plants.His Son Has A Fleshy Spoon Instead Of SilverWell, That's A Generous Gift Of Intelligence From TeirnaAre Those Your Tax Documents, Mr. Suder?Looks Like They Do Have The Technology To Get Him Out Of SicksbayNo One Checked Those Nail Beds. This Is On Tuvok!Culla's Having Fun!This Is Where The Federation Rubber Meets The Mayquees Road
TOS 210

Poster by J.J. LendL

*Enterprise (no bloody A, B, C or D) stops at Planet Astroturf to get some go-go rocks but Kirk & crew wind up in the Goatee Universe where the consent is minimal and the deep "V" was born!*

*He sends one of yours to the Sicksbay you send one of his to the morgue! That's the evil Enterprise way! Kirk finds out the only Spore Drive that matters here is the one in his tight uniform pants!*

*Kirk's starting with the Spock in the mirror. He's asking him to change his ways if he wants to make the world a better place.*

## Show Bits

* Bangers
* What my theory presupposes is...
* Sicks Bay
* Loaf

## P1 Messages

To Ben

Happy Birthday

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Kirk**

For acting like he's holding it together for the crew, but actually considering staying.
Ben's pick is **Mirror Kirk**

For letting his lady know where the death ray is.
DIS 309

Carl holding proof of death.

*MUG's pixilation situation goes terminal her only chance to live is going through The Royale's back door for some temporal Fixodent. The message from the nebula is "The Disco is near me, Saru can't you hear me, S.O.S.!"*

*MUG takes a "stab" at being Emperor again and not killing Mirror Burnham for treason. Has the Prime universe "dulled her edge?" Can she still "cut" it here or will she have to "carve" out a new existence?*

## Show Bits

* Sicks Bay
* MUG
* Front/Back Zip
* Loaf
* Dadmiral

## P1 Messages

To Ben and Adam

To Ben and Adam

## Drunk Shimoda

Adam's pick is **Book**

to make a bit work
Ben's pick is **Yor**

to make a bit work
## Trading Cards

Well, Hello Lt. Commander Front ZipThey'd Never Do That On Other Star Trek Because Of The CarpetsThis Hologram Of Princess Leia Looks A Lot Like My SisterIf That Was Worf The Episode Would End Right HereIt's Georgiou's "Groundhog's Day"It Feels Like The Direction Was "There's Nothing Too Big"Her Speeches Don't Stop For Attempted AssassinationsMirror Burnham Seems Allergic To Mercy