Quantarvalus Bagel

Quantarvalus Bagel (also known as Quantarvalus Bagel of the Bagel Inquisition or simply Quantarvalus, and formerly known as the Unnamed Commander) is a high-ranking Inquisitor of the Bagel Inquisition. He is known far and wide for his skill and intelligence. He is one of the antagonists in Colosseum Battle Royale: Arid Lands (and presumably its sequels).

## Quantarvalus Bagel

### Aliases

Unnamed Commander (formerly)QuantarvalusQuantarvalus Bagel of the Bagel Inquisition

### Relatives

Sebastioralus Bagel (Deceased)Unnamed Mother (Deceased)Quantum Virus Crouton (Deceased)

## Physical description

### Species

Jerk Alien (it's unspecified which species of Jerk Alien he is or if they're all the same species)

### Height

The Grand Inquisitor from the hit series Star Wars: Rebels, as well as the other hit series Obi-Wan Kenobi

### Weight

The Grand Inquisitor from the hit series Star Wars: Rebels, as well as the other hit series Obi-Wan Kenobi

## Appearances

### Portrayed by

Quantarvalus Bagel of the Bagel Inquisition

### Appears in

Unnamed Quantarvalus Bagel Origin StoryColosseum Battle Royale: Arid Lands

### Debut

Colosseum Battle Royale: Arid Lands DAY 1

## History

#### Leaving The Planet

(I contradicted some shit didn't I)

When King Malum left the home planet of the Jerk Aliens and to Tyrantia, he brought Quantarvalus with him, along with Discolops, Glorp (who had found Tyrantia), and Licite (as well as a bunch of other characters).

### Colosseum Battle Royale: Arid Lands

#### Making the Colosseum Battle Royale

Once Malum, Quantarvalus and Discolops teleported to Tyrantia, they were greeted by Glorp. Quantarvalus suggested they get to work on building the colosseum, but then the minister asked how they would get the 100 creatures. Suddenly, a bunch of Timeworms showed up, led by the Alpha Timeworm. They offered to assist with the creation of the colosseum and capturing creatures, and they left a bunch of characters from the hit movie Treasure Island (1988) to assist them. Later, they collected all of the creatures.

#### Day 1

When Glorp introduced himself to the 100 contestants, Quantarvalus suggested that he could make the introduction friendlier in the future. Later, when Carcharodontosaurus was seemingly killed, Quantarvalus mentioned that he was 99.9% sure the theropod was dead (which he wasn't).

#### Day 2

Glorp asked Quantarvalus why he had to reintroduce himself, to which the Inquisitor responded that he had to do it in case the creatures forgot who he was. Glorp then said that they wouldn't forget him, as he kidnapped them (he really didn't, the Timeworms did all the work) and forced them to fight to the death.

#### Day 4

Quantarvalus didn't have any dialogue on Day 3, but the day after, he and Discolops criticized Glorp's reintroduction, with Quantarvalus saying that even he felt unsafe hearing it, even though he was one of the spectators. Later, when Antarctosuchus was seemingly killed, Quantarvalus exclaimed that he wanted to eat the temnospondyl, but changed the sentence halfway through to say that he wanted Antarctosuchus to win.

#### Day 5

Glorp mentioned that the battle royale was getting boring, and asked Discolops and Quantarvalus what they had in mind. Quantarvalus mentioned an Acrocanthosaurus they caught that accidentally drank Miridian and became the Primal Acrocanthosaurus, and then suggested that they use him to kill contestants. Glorp and Discolops agreed, and then the latter went to get King Malum.

#### Day 6

Quantarvalus complimented Glorp for the speech he made, and Glorp thanked him and Discolops for the critiques they made. Later, when Glorp asked Quantarvalus and Discolops what they would do after the Colosseum Battle Royale, Quantarvalus said that he had no idea what he would do, while Discolops sad that he would probably make a Colosseum Battle Royale with over 1000 creatures and name it Primal Chaos.

#### Day 7

Quantarvalus only had a brief appearance on Day 7, where at the end, he and Discolops announced their excitement for the last three days of the tournament when Glorp asked them about it.

#### Day 9

Quantarvalus didn't appear on Day 8, but on Day 9, after Glorp said that a dust storm was coming, Quantarvalus suggested that they get the Timeworms to secure the Colosseum.

#### Day 10

On Day 10, Quantarvalus pointed out that the Dust Storm showed no signs of stopping. After the bell ring, Quantarvalus and the other Jerk Aliens gathered around Archaeospheniscus (who had won the CBR) and watched as Glorp shot him with a shotgun.

### Colosseum Battle Royale: Eurasia

#### Day 1

Quantarvalus was shown sipping tea with Glorp and Discolops, and agreeing with the former about beginning the battle.

TBA