EFAP Characters

List of various characters invented by EFAP hosts and guests

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C

* James camerson: real writer of the terminator dark fate
* Doctor Canon: inventor of lore and canon, he did this in 1896
* Captain Manpower: manliest hero out there. he throws meat, uses giant lightning hammers and power-drills
* Carl: Rags best friend, helps him no matter what and they have each other backs more than anyone else and he can count on Carl the most. also Metal Stream character. two Carl in same room makes them "Carl" and "Carl eternal"
	+ Carl The Terminator: family man robot who learned how to love
* Mr. Caves: Likes o jump in caves
* Cerberus-Dick: Pair of legs with 3 peens, one blue, one red and lat one yellow. Lost to Lord Condom, but won against Squuzy Boy, gaining the title of Champion of Spicing things up in the bedroom.
* Chad Chadington: Muscular cigar smoking jock. Lost to Sad Fat Guy
* The Chad: Weird guy with shit on his head and he doesn't know why its there. Its attracting flies. Lost to The Real Chad
* The Real Chad; Muscle bound orange man with red wife-beater, green pants, yellow shoes, yellow pointy hair, long nose and danggus the length of his leg. Champion of Macabre and Halloween Clearance sales. he needs no help.
	+ Chad Uldtima Forma Blanco: The Real Chads Super form, where he grows buffer but his head disappears, leaving only his spiky hair on top of the body and his face transfers to his torso. Won the Title of Champion of Jocks in this form from an Anvil.
* Captain Chair-ika: Man who has indestructible chair they can kick or throw at their enemies.
* Chanisaw Bro the Anti Edgeboy: Angry looking green haired man wielding a bloodied chainsaw against all beings edgy. Tried to win against the Edgehog, but lost as he was not edgy enough to be Champion of Living on the Edge
* Big Bottom Charles: Guy with big ass
* Chasm: Shazam
* The Chat: Both the Champion of Explorers and Champion of Being lost in IKEA
* Cheeto: Diabetic cheetah, diabeetos sidekick
* Cheese Theft: Brie Larson. she appropriated Fringy's culture by wearing green.
* Dick Chocolate: ewok
* One-Armed Chuck: Mildly irritated bald man with only one arm. Wears violet sleeves shirt and jeans
* Chungus: Monster in Pummel Party, avoids killing puppies with flash-bangs and doesn’t like to be called Hazard, the buses also go through him. has the big gay
* Chussy: Bald, big headed girl with big lips and tendency to kiss people
* Ciderman: He feeds the colored folk.
* Coam: Cartoon of a Man
* Cocman: Dick with cartoon arms and legs coming of balls and smiley face in the tip. Champion of Wholesome fun. Won against the Slurper
* Collateral Damage Man: Superman, also known as Dick Splash
* Combat Wombat: Supervillain
* Communist man: has hammer and sickle in his face and has shifty eyes. he tries to convince people to adopt communist ideology
* Communist Banana: banana that became communist by joining with the Siths
* Com Yom: Evil red creature with sharp claws thas says Com Tom. Lost to Jay's Horse.
* Lord Condom: Red Condom with Uwu face and boxing gloves. Won against Cerberus-Dick and gained the title of Champion of Ghosts and on against the Beared of the Peen a itle of Champion of Hogging the Bathroom
* Conflusious: Disciple of Freudian and friend of Bigideas
* cookie monster: Sesame street regular, who is on trial for genocide or for buying illegal cookie dough. Rags waited this form the Oscar the grouch as he is grouchy and lives in garbage, so he would be more likely to commits genocide
* Coppy Copperton the Clubbber: police officer
* Corn Starch Girl:
* Cosmic Chicken
* Cow Fucker: as it say on the tin
* El Crabo: grab with sombrero and eye-patch
* Lawrence “Larry” Croft: male Lara croft
* terry cruise: voice of siri app
* council of color: Council of people that get to decide who is racist, even if its black woman saying the N-word.
* Creepy Balloon Alien: Small alien that floats in the air via fart balloon that they fill by farting inside it. It likes to stare ad people and make high pitch noises. Rags would shoot its fart sack if he ever met it, as its creepy looking thing.
* Cricket: likes Cosmonats videos and decided to ruin EFAP by making noise in the background
* Crippled Plotholeman and Tall Plotholeman: One heals his legs off screen, making him be able to walk, only for them to break again when he is back on screen (his legs could not take the stress of running), the other is 5 foot tall and off screen turns into 7 feet tall because he had surgery done on his body
* Fucking Doomchild Thunder Cruel: Lost to Other Bob
* dog cuddles: he should drop the dildo as Gandalf is not trying to rob him
* Captain Cumdumpster: Sentient and angry dumpster. Lost to Stuart Spongehands
* Cumsroom: Lost to Peenis the Menace and Goatse the Recipience
* Experimental Cum Vaccine Man: Lab Vial with cartoon legs, arms and face. won against Kill Me and gannet the title of Champion of Ms secret crush

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* Dadold: Father of Tonald Loke
* Charles Dance: Actor that ends in a bad movies
* Mug Fucker Danby
* Danny the Dopeman: Skateboarding kid with baseball-cap that smokes weed
* Dave; man with Lilliput body, but human size head.
* David Davidson Jr.: Former student
* David “Extremely Rocky": Rock with angry face. Lost to Peter the Paper
* Dazed & Confused Snake
* Death Weasels: Dangerous weasels
* Miniature Deception/Decepticonicon: Decepticon as Watchmojo explains it
* Deadman, the Johnny be deadman: Just some deadman on the floor
* Deodorizer: cartoon can of deodorant. Both "Champion of Powerful Auras" and "champion of Hoodwinking", won from Stankulon
* Dentist: They don't like the game of thrones last season
* Derek the Ringwraith: good righwraith that would help the fellowship
* Dereck the Driver: He drove his car trought the Phantom Zone, which backfired on him when the Superman created Black hole sucked everything that had been in the Phantom Zone back to it. Originally, Dereck thought he was just dripping on LSD, but when the Black hole happened, he knew better.
* Detective Ebony and Ivory: Buddy Cop pair plaid by Adolf Hitler and Bill Cosby
* Diabeeto
* Dick owl: looks like peen when perching
* Disagreement-Man: Man with a sign that shows his disagreements
* Disnoid: Person that loves disney works, no matter the quality.
* Diznee: company lead by mouse that ruins everything they once made
* Doctor Longdoodle: doctor do little
* Domer: Ball shaped cartoon character with blue pants
* The Don: The most benign being on earth, but supposedly guilty of Sexual Harassment (according to Browntable)
* Dook: Robot that lost "Champion of Horror" title to man with a water bucket
* Mace Dooku: Amalgamation of Mace Windu and Count Dooku
* Doom-Springles: Diabeeto's sidekick
* Chain Doorson: puts chains in door in Resident Evil
* Door The Starwars Character
* Dosh: Sentient nit of cash
* Drillyboi: Has drill for a hand
* Drop Bears
* Duckman: Big headed being with big red lips, sharp teeth, black slithery tongue and ability to shoot fireballs form his mouth. Won against Antiduckwoman twice and gained the titles of Champion of Cool and Champion of Law&Order characters who witnessed a crime
* Dunkus: Nerdy looking creature with only stumpy legs on a head that wears square glasses
* Dynamic Hispanic: Rival to Angry Jew

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* Edgie the Edgehog
* Ego the good guy: good person, he must be. don't pay attention to menacing name
* Electrolemon: The eclectic EFAPmon. takes the form of robotic lemon that uses electricity to attack, standing like a lemon
* Entitled Bikeman: Angry man that hates mauler for making a bike for him, as its difficult for him to use because of his long arms.
* Eugene:Bald sweating man who has the need to correct people. Champion of Well, actually...
* Elfs: People inprisoned by God called "Sandy Claws", who makes them work in his factory in north pole and build toys for good children. Among the elves is Haldir and none of the can fight back as Sandy Claws took away their magical powers.
* Professor Exorcise: Diabeetos archenemy

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* Farko The Brusselsboi: Boxer with brusselsprouts for hands. Both "Champion of Macho" and "Anger Issues", won from Marco The Muscleboi and Patrick The Pacifier
* Fartyboy: lost the title of "Champion of making trouble" to a plug
* John Fart-hat
* Finkle: Bowling pin shaped man sitting in a small island in a lake. Lost to Bowling Ball Man.
* Firebear: EFAP tried to find someone that died by a bear and also by getting burned alive, or got burned in furnace by bear that was entreating their leg, or got attacked by Firebear. firebear once attacked The Mouse for ruining starwars
* Fishtwat: Shark that shaped like a piranha and looks like a bit of a twat. He hold rockets in his fins. He won the title Champion of the Deep Sea from Submantor. Also "Champion of Zoom Call"
* Five horseman of meaningless terms: real, actual, genuine, proper and legitimate
* Flesh Truck: It might look like an elephant, but its not one.
* Floridaman: Champion of Florida and Public Freakouts, who wears green pants, wine purple wife-beater and has red X for a face and l´peen the length of his leg. Won against Texas Eagle-Stripper
* Flump: jams all communications in the galaxy, countered with flump-jammer
* Flunk The Voice of Reason: naked man who tried to tell Superman that "Krypton had it chance" is not reasonable solution. Guy has a huge lump on the right side of the top of his head (because of his huge brain) and his right leg is mechanical with skeletal appearance.
* Flumpus the Shooster: Bald man with gun and huge bags under his eyes
* -Flurg: Alien with eyestalks, long neck and tentacles for legs. Lost titles of "Champion of Diabolical" and "champion of Comment Section"to "Regular Sized Meal Man"
* Flute Musician: Asian haiku spammer
* Footzilla: Big fot the size of Godzilla
* Fox bat: like adorable puppy-cat with wings, retardetly cute
* Magan fox: she has long fingers and toe thumbs, thumb means she killed a baby in her past life, villain to the knobgobling. she surgically attached toes as thumbs to her hands. she went to act in Transformers to pay her surgery
* Flamethrower Frank: Man with Flame thrower
* Anne Frank Sex Bot: Morally dubious creation of the future
* Frankenbot The Influencer: Lost against tag-team of Vampbot the Yourtuber and James.
* Big Daddy John Franklin: also know as "Not-Cthulhu"
* Franklin the Dinosaur: Dinosaur in "Walking with dinosaurs", herbivore that got gets eaten by t-Rex. it was right in front of his family
* Franklin the Dying: Hnaged man that can shoot lasers form his eyes
* Franklin's actual Killer: Man who hanged Franklin, has the ability to crate artificial Barrier Of Blockadge to nullify Franklins Lasers.
* Freaks: Fringy, Chaseface, Smiler Al and mootal, group named by Mauler
* Fred the Uruk-hai: nice orc to show that they are not all evil
* Freudian: Austrian neurologist who might be related to Sigmund Freud
* Friar Tuck Woman: LAst of u mook wearing cloak and holding a pickaxe
* Friay: Hideous homunculus robot thing, a fusion of Fringy and Jay, as Fringy it at least cyborg and Jay is a homunculus thing
* Mister Frosty: the subjective surgeon that also a snowman
* Fuck Peace: Man with long legs and beg feet that stomps on pacifists. Lost to Patric The Paifier

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* Gammorrean Ballerina Dancer: Member of Gammorrean Guard species that did not want to become guard, so he became a ballet dancer.
* Garfish dealer: man who sells longman fish, which might be slang for crack. Australian conspiracy
* Garry: he is piece of shit, so is Twain, they need to subscribe to Tonald
* Gellthar: Green monster living under a children's beds that eats their skin. He also makes creepy phone-calls/text-messages to people, telling that he makes your pillows and that when you sleep, your breath whistles.
* General Sucks and General Gaypride
* Fat Geral
* Gern: Its either green bu on the ground, or confused mann looking at the bug. Nobody knows. its confusing.
* Some Sad Fat Guy: What it says on the tin."Champion of Midlife crisis", for obvious reasons...
* Tim Al Ghul: Friends call him "Toul"
* GHDFPJTIGPODFT: Creature with X for face and face smeared with shit. Lost to Thing killer
* Glomps and the Marketoids: Control all the markets, Marketrods control the market from eather by using outer-space satellites
* Goatse of recipience: Bend over happy man with udge ass. won againt the Bearer of the peen and gained the title of champion of being naughty and got the title of Chmpion of haunting your dreams tonight from Cumsroom.
* God's Mistake: Creature that's only a head with two spindly legs coming out of its ears. Lost to God's Gift
* Gods Gift: A naked blond woman. Champion of Kids Table, title won from God's Mistake
* God of Making Objects Like This: God that creates wish granting objects with monkeys paw effect.
* God-shill-a: King of the Losers
* Gods of Blood and Milk: "blood for he blood god, milk for the milk god"
* Godzilla: King of the Monsters, emperor of the iron throne. He does jumping-jacks as mating call. Fortea calls him "gizuga"
* Goliath
* Gooblestein: parasites surrounding force-ghosts that allow force ghost to use force
* Good Rat: A questionable font used by browntable started the fundamental question of what makes good rat.
* Gooey Boys: RPG slimes, that always have happy smile on their faces, which they use to lure people near them, making their victims think they are nice and harmless. when the victim is close enough, they will be absorbed into the Gooey Boy's body and dissolved. because of this, the GB have skeletons and weapons in their bodies (this however does not prevent people from thinking that the GB are good creatures)
* Goog Grimace: large fictional purple lizard that stands on two legs and eats coconuts. there is also alienate green colored one
* Gorthnak: bald flat headed man with glowing eyes, butt chin, scars and angry face. Both "Champion of Being Zen" and "champion of Thanksgivng diner", won from Wumbo the Munk
* John Gravity: invented gravity. Law of gravity made it easier for people to get to work. In version 1.0 everything stuck to the ground, causing clipping and things randomly floated. Needed a beta testing
* Grey Blob people: grey blobs that have no gender characteristics or anything that allows people to differentiate them from other members of their species
* Walton Grunk III: Rick Sanchez looking happy man who kills with a knife.
* Walton Grunk IV: Rick Sanches looking angry man who kills with a gun. Better than his father.
* Gunman Gertrude: Man with long sci-fi gun. Won title "Champion of Poor decision" from Bolder Boy
* Gumph The Caveman: The original Critic who liked a rock, but another caveman though it was gay and shitty and his own was better, especially his boulder. “stop flagging my boulder”. Unknown caveman is in contact with the MundaneMatt as they are part of the Boulder society, the Boulder Clan.

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* Hammstein. Four Hammers stuck togerther, who also have cartoon expressions in their hammerheads
* Handblade: one peady eye creature with blades for arms and muscular torso. lost to Hand Shield
* Hand Shield: Roman centurian with two shields for hands. won title Champion of rooting and tooting from Handblade
* Tim Hanks: actor
* Captain Joe Hanson the 3rd: Famed dog trainer and secret Nazi
* Happy Gilmore: Man wearing happy masj to cover up their sadness.
* Happy Hacksaw: as it sound like, saw with happy face in the blade
* Happy sun: Overly happy sun with arm and face, who doesn’t know morality, it just accepts it. sun doesn’t care for human concepts of morality, its just happy to watch people die, thinking them to be just sleeping. sun gives cancer, double cancer from double suns, also sun means hope. one sun hope two suns death.
* Big Legged Side Ball Harry: thick legged man only wearing briefs, which don't over everything.
* Hassim: the Arabic relative of Rags, who translated the ancient texts in the temple of Tonald Loke. He also works as EFAP's technical support.
* Hateful Carrot: angry carrot
* Heart breaker Kid: Kid that breaks hearts with an ax
* Herminator: man called Herman that is also a terminator, he came from the future to borrow a cup of sugar
* Homeless ants: They are just between jobs
* homosexuloid
* HornJail-Duck..Thing: Duck thing with tophat and a bat that it uses to beat people that belong to "Horny Jail". Lost to UniHorny
* Horse Conch
	+ Nazi Horse Conch
	+ Soviet Horse Conch
	+ Horse Conch Rick
	+ Gay Horse Conch
* Hot Doggler: Supervillain using hot dogs. his a midget
* Howard The friendly Neighborhood Raptor Molestor: The velociraptor in Juraic Park that creeps in the kitchen and leanred to open doors
* Howling Harriet: Screaming woman
* Hugo The Homeless Flower: Just flower with no pot, as it it beat its own flower pot to gain the title "Champion of Maxin' and Relaxin'"
* Jumbo Hutt: Mandalorian hut, whose jet-pack only makes them float couple of centimeters of the ground

I

* "I Was Hacked" Alien: long-headed alien that hacks people. best way to find who is alien is by making them make a painting. Also knows as Hackerman
* Immortal Facehugger: Alien which tail moves after it seemingly dies
* Immortal Ian: Big headed man with rosary, lost to Skullzor the Dead.

J

* J03L-bot: Joel's half brother, who is a cyborg with terminator eye and robot arm
* John the rapist and Jake the pediphilke: There is a story for those nicknames. Jake is babysitter
* James: Man who holds shit in his hand.Lost against Poop-Guzzler, but won agaisnt Frankenbot the Influencer and gaine the title of Chmapion of deserving their own funko doll.
* Jays Horse: Bwon horse with its peen out. Won against Com Yom and gained he title of champion of sadists.
* Jebby Jester: Court Jester in green and white outfit.
* Jemf: Baby aged ball creature with chicken legs and only two teeth and two hairs.
* Karen With AK: as it says on the tin
* Jeremyman: Gemini man
* Jesus: can selectively both walk on water and reach in the water
* Jimb: Horrified screaming man who has seen Skeeter the beater
* Joe in honey: loves honey and ends up in vat of it and begins to drown. he doesn't try to get people to get him out as he only want to tell them that his name is Joe.
* Joel: man responsible of all atrocities
* John of Justice: A GI Joe stormrooper
* Ryan Johnson: thinks its about time to change how lot of movie creators are predominantly white male. His head can separate from the body, as it has small legs and arms hidden under the neck.
* Joken: Liam Neeson joker, just the man in clown makeup
* Old June: old lady that has inner monologues

K

* Kate Kane: lesbian "superhero"
* Kathleen Kennedy: Told she would "take care of starwars", which she did. looks like a corpse, Disney juice keeps her animated. she is like the clockwork Nazi from hellboy. she is a harpy and she belongs in a museum. can spin her head around as she is witch. Kathleen wouldn't be able to swim as water runs away crying as it doesn’t want to be around her, as here mere presence kills living things, destroying the ground with her every step. She can , however, swim n acid without any harmful effect.
* Jonathan Kent: Adopted father of Dick Splash. tells him that maybe he should let people die if it means he can keep his identity as Collateral Damage Man safe. also thinks that maybe you should let steppenwolf destroy the world. he trained Anakin after tornado send him into the starwars universe.
* Keyes: the original door hacker Colonial Marine, only one that knows how to open doors with hacking. Doesn’t know how other weapons work, like grenades, blowing up the players escape spaceship, then kills himself with grenade to kill alien bursting out of his chest, killing more of his fellow marines. overall suicidal and psychotic.
* Kill Me: Miserable creature blob that wants to die. lost to Experimental Cum Vaccine Man
* Knife Mom: female made out of knifes. if you fall on her you scar yourself. her husband calls he "Knify Wify"
* Knights of Jen: white knights of Jenny Nichelson
* Knobgoblin: Harry Osborns villain name, the Robin of the goblin dynamic duo. didn’t want to be called rapegobling
* knuckler: man with only first join in fingers, making him even stronger after the rest of his fingers were cut off. later he gets them removed and iron spikes inserted to the stumps when they are red hot
* Kyle Ben, later Kyle Skylwaker

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* Lancelot: He was black man in reality, always asking herbs and devils lettuce to smoke in his pipe
* Le Formage killer: kills people by chocking them with cheese.
* Lesboid: lesbotron 9000, lesbian robot
* Lesbonious: lesbian philosopher, who is woman with a beard
* Limb-O: Destroyer of the Dance, half a dozen legs and both arms are legs, wears tall homburg hat
* Live Ammo: living ammunition, needs to be fed food to function
* Living Swamp: What it says in the tin, a sentient and pised-off swamp that wants you to leave the swamp. Lost agaisnt The Swamp King Shrek and dident get the title of "Champion of Swamp"
* Logic: 2+2=4. very basic, but can beat people like the Movie Williams
* Lollipop man: asshole serial killer that gives kids lollipops and lead them to traffic, might be family to the bus-driver. prefers to be called lollipop person. his real name is osama bin ladin.
* Long Pig: ever tried long-pig? sold and grown in American South
* T. Lou the 2nd: TLOU2
* Lumberdaddy: Purple blakc spotter shirt, blue jeans and white cap wearing lumber jack wiht light brown beard

M

* Male Feminist Ally: Superhero to harassed women
* Marco The Muscleboi: Boxer with skinny arms, but muscles expand when he flexes. Lost to Farko The Brusselsboi
* Margaret: Shinobi's triceratops
* Mariana: has deep trench, which people often try to escape from
* Martha Manhunter: Martian Manhunter pretending to be Martha Kent
* Maulrus: maulers fursona, "I am the walrus, I am the maulrus", only thing left from maulrus is his leg
* Flangus McGlory: Bizarre creature that tried to become the Champion of Hot Messes, as he was the biggest mishmash of weird, but lost to the Welsh flag.
* Satan McHitler: Hitler to his friends. the video essayist. he liked dogs, was good painter, made Germany economy go up, gave them weekends free. Hitler committed the holocaust to make the Jews tone their stuff down. Members of the Black Evil keep his cryogenic frozen body in the jungles of Argentina so they an revive him again.
* Chinballs McNerveous: Just floating butt-chin with smiling lips,beady eyes and eyebrows. Lost to the Water-boy.
* McRolly Boi: Bald headed Life Action Role Player with armor, sword and shield. Lost to both a pot of boiling water and Movie Williams
* Boaty Mcshloomp: Boat headed man that likes to surf
* Me High Cheek Sent Me High: Psychologist discovered by Wisecrack
* Me the hero: strong female heroine
* Mechahagina: Purple robot vagina that sucks in danggusses. lost to weekend Warrior and lost the title of Champion of Weekend Warriors Fan-club
* Mecha-shark: Giant octopuses nemesis, main star in Mecha-shark versus franchise, starting with "mecha-shark versus giant octopus"
* Madea
* Mewler The Straw Man: A random straw-man that Jack Saints keeps fighting against
* Mewslie: GDELBE host
* Mexican Halloween: a man is shooting a drone saying "I want that". Also a sex move.
* Mexican Mario:Meanie Tree: Angry looking tree.
* mike levels: chat stalker
* Magic Mike: Stage magician and apparent pervert, as instead of rabbit, he pulls a peen out of his hat
* Miss Andry and Miss Ogyny: One hates women and other hates women.
* miss god: she is not married
* Miss Interpret
* Mobling: weird creatute that live in attics. One know one lives in in Maulers attic
* Moist Hunter: Fights Moisty with his Towel Gun, which is hand-cranked Gatling gun. Tried to become the Champion of moisture, but lost to Moisty
* Moisty: Champion of Moisture, wears heart boxers that are "moisted" from the crotch.
* ms. monopoly: game where women make more than men
* Moob The Wizard: Pumpkin headed wizard dressed in black robes tjht can shoot lightning
* Mouf: red eyed cyclops that yells a lot.

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* Isaac newton: before he helped John Gravity to invent Gravity, things and people used to float, but then Isaac newton was hit in the head by apple and discovered gravity. ruining the world, everyone just dropped, no more fun was haved.
* Nick The Big Duck: Godzilla size angry monster dick
* Night Monkey: efap spiderman
* roberd de niro: Shaun bean of dc. he is the same character and when he dies he appears in the next movie. but dies weird ways, like giraffe dropping on him
* Mr. Nofunny: Stuck up man that wears a golden monocle and has no fun
* Nose hole Cleanser Box. sentient box of tissues with cartoon face, arms and legs. Lost to Eugene

O

* O’Malley The Irish Alcoholic: never sober, like Mexican characters should wear sombrero, like Chinese guy having chopsticks and witch having a hat.
* O’Neil: Colonial Marine that doesn’t care if you kill other players or shoot the tech or shoot him, he just walks forward and teleports to doors he needs to open, since he cant die, knows he has plot armor that just blocks bullets. “guys, follow O'Neil, he knows the way” “we are all O'Neil inside”
* Occulus Evangelist: advocate for VR Privilege Goggles
* ocean: if you dink water, "Ocean will remember that"
* Octoconfluzzled: Confused looking octopus holding a knife and a tulip. Champion of Questionable Choices and won against Bitemeister
* Olibert The Four legged Tismpus: Weird creature that spews green gunk and has four legs that protrude out of its rotund body. It only has stick like hands.
* Ooze: a Pokemon, works for Pokemon trainer Chemist
* Opinion bunny: Pink bunny with text "opinion" written in stomach. "champion of Nudist club"
* Oracle Spiders
* Drac Oracula: Powerful but stupid Dracula. drac vision, sees blood in echolocation. his blood evaporates like water. can teleport as bats. punches boulders like Chris redfield. wont fight the turks for some reason, waist time. morphs swarm of bats into hand. fast as a shooting star that can catch up to falling woman, she survives it and sultan comes down faster than the falling woman. drinks her blood for no reason. gives blood to make vampire army but didn’t vamp his wife. just carries around a big stick. didn’t notice that armor was mauled to bits but made basic notice that the armor came down stream. cant save his country, maybe vampire can help, Charles adanc: what the fuck dude “better get someone that loves little boys more than the sultan” Dracula. they are going to take all the little boys. Dracula “No, they’re your little boys” why would he want vampire help, whats he thinking?with his strength he can jerk hardr, maybe rip it off, but it will grow back. would go insane if spider sounds like metal stabbing body. vampire stole his cape and left him in river. swings sword around, weren’t you trying to negotiate.says people are afraid of monsters not sword, but in reality people are scared of weapons, wonder which he would be if monster had sword, maybe doubly scared. weird he trust thing that offers blood to him. didn’t asks what happens after he drinks blood, maybe diarrhea. one guy doesn’t react to Dracula burning in light and everyone else notices. if you cant see him, he cant hurt you.people burn his house because he helped them. soldiers are afraid of the Dracula “men cannot fear what they cannot see” so put some blindfolds on, will hear the death scream but cant see people dying. transforms to bats to escape stake but doesn’t do it earlier. stake through sultans metal armor, should get trough t-shirt.monster messes with him, but killed the other guys
* orangjello: jello EFAPmon, takes the form of orange jello
* Orliens: aliens in Alien colonial marines. poor black xenomorph that wanted to play basketball, they kill doors with acid, severed alien arm glitches to the floor and spins around like a ballerina, alien in a round acid made hole looks like its sleeping in bath.
* Oxygen:an animal that’s trapped inside a clown. its also a monster that goes in creatures and eventually they die

P

* Pandas: are too dumb to have sex, but smart enough to use slides, or they are just pretending to let our guard down. pandas hide in Oreo factory as you cant see them there. Chinese man keeping the pandsa safe was kei ping, pandas use super-technology like camouflage but pretend to be docile to keep it hidden. aggressive ones aren’t seen often as they would ruing the secret. killing them will increase the intelligence of other animals, as they make all other animals dumber. china doesn’t want to saturate the panda-market, so they wont increase the amount of pandas in the world
* Patrick The Pacifier: Bond haired man wearing belt and t shirt, wielding a sign with peace sign in it. Champion of Pacifism, won from Fuck Peace
* Peter the Paper: Paper with face and small arms and legs. Both "Champion of Rock n' Roll" and "champion of Dying on the toilet", won from David “Extremely Rocky
* Panty Gobbler: Small worm creature that likes to eat panties. it has small stumpy legs, human teeth and yes, head of hairs and stubble. Lost the both champion of Craighslist and Landfisl to Rancid Undergarments .
* peen-nist: son of peen
* Pennis the Mennace: Sentient peen. Champion of New mascots, title gained from Cumsroom.
* Pefner The Flasher: trench coat wearing flasher
* Phantom Kyle
* Langoan Phunt: extremely fat man
* Merry Pippins and Scotty Pippins
* Pill man: Hallucinogenic pill with head and cartoon arms and legs. Lost to Pot smoking teakettle.
* Pinocchibro: Modernized version of the little puppet, turning him into opium dealer selling his stuff on Ho Chi Minh Trail from a picnic basket. He gets his legs sawed off by the mafia, who then rob, starve and stab him, and finally hang him of a tree and set him on fire by having him rub his stick like legs off one another. As he is made of wood, he won't die from hanging, so he stays up in the tree for years, slowly being driven to madness. Eventually he escapes this predicament, uses his opium money to buy gold legs, visits puppet show (his own version of a strip club) and meets drug dealers Fox and Cat, who are undercover cops that break his neck and invite him to visits the Neverland Ranch. After which he drowns in his own piss. Pinocchibro is literal bundle of sticks. He was created when Mickey Mouse had sex with a tree.
* Pistolwhip the Fairy: One of the Sleeping Beauty Fairies
* The Pitcher: Kool-aidman if he hold water instead of kool-aid
* Plomf: Likes to stick his tongue out.
* Tit-headed Plornt: Double eye-patches wearing short man with a breast-like bald head. Lost to Stogie The Thruster
* Plot-Sniper: Sniper that comes out to kill people when there is too emotional scene, so that there can be some random conflict. He uses laser pointer so that people are alerted to his presence
* Poop Chiken: Angry chicken covered in poop
* poop child: since babies come from ass and poop does too. its better to flush it, since its a a mercy kill
* Poop Guzzler: Big headed purple creature, with only long nekc and stumpy legs, that likes to eat shit. Won against James and gained the title of Champion of Not giving the Crap
* Poopyboi: Boy with poop in his head. Lost to Poseidon's Kiss
* Poseidon's Kiss: Sentient and angry cartoon toilet. "Champion of Being Dirty", title won from Poopyboi
* precious crystal fox boys: Fennec foxes
* Predatory Lawyer: Man wearing a shorts and safari helmet and glasses.
* Private First Class Sexual Assault: A Wonder Rapist villain. Partner of Lutanant Rape.
* Procrastrinator Pete: Everyday worker that hates spuart for they have it easy
* Psycho Murderman:Batman in Snyder verse
* Pumbio: Bald heade man with a gun. The Spuart hunter. Has not found any as they are master shapeshifter

Q

* Queennatron 9000: eventually, queen Elizabeth just turns to pile of dust for being alive for centuries. she will be kept in a jar with her crown on top and a speaker is put in the jar so that she can communicate. in case of the apocalypse, she will be given robot body where the jar is inserted. after millenniums, only thing you can hear is her horrifying wails as her soul cant leave the mortal coil. "let England live long and prosper"

R

* RA: Very violent Egyptian god that wishes to bring harm to everyone he hates, including throwing people off his roof. He is Like the Doctor Who, but with a roof instead of TARDIS. He claims to have killed Jesus by throwing him off his roof.
* Rads: the anti-rags
* Rag's The Straw Man: A random straw-man that Jack Saints keeps fighting against
* Ralphie and hugo: the ghost dogs
* Randy the Goblin: just a simple goblin that wants golden ingots for helping you push dumpsters little faster. sometimes he goes to peoples house's and threatens them with club in order to get them pay his to push dumpster.
* Reasonable Person: Just regular reasonable man. Lost to Brie Bot
* Redneck space marines: talk like stereotypical rednecks
* Keanu reeves: baba yaga that goes to houses at night to count spoons and Neo who says there is not spoon. and aquamans dad
* Re-spawn God: there is a god out there who doesn’t like it when person dies, so he brings them back, gaming explanation for re-spawning
* Rhinos: There is no reason not to farm rhinos, for starters because they can provide rhino milk.
* Riches: Rags weathy brother
* Jimmy "Gungead" Robbigton: Man with a machine gun coming out of their head. Lost the title of "Champion of getting picked up last" to John
* Robert The Poopy Ravendood: Gassy white raven, bith champion of Bing gassy and Powerful Auras
* Robo karens
* Rogs: Rags's cousin, he wears Book Look and loafer.
* Rock lover: Guy just likes seeing rocks, especially in videogames
* Ruby bot: ruby rose robot
* Run or be Ran: a treadmill with four legs. Diabeetos enemy. Champion of bad first impressions. won against Wumbo. Also Champion of adopting an accent after one week abroad, which it won against Duiabeeto.
* Rumnsweld: White furred Paddington Bear.
* Russian bots: Russians love hugs, but hugs are not allowed to Russian bots, they belong to every Russian. Wolf and Rags are Nazi Russian bots, but didn’t take part of Last Jedi spamming, as the were more busy with the presidential election. Crystal skull is the peoples crystal skull, but mostly Rags's
	+ Russian EFAP would just be the streamers drunk, drinky drunky, as they drink vodka all morning and day.
	+ 4tran is Russian 4chan

S

* Salesman: Character in Unicorn Store movie. gay looking character plaied by Samuel L Jackson, why did he agree to this? Salesman might be a serial killer, which is not a bad thing considering the movie he is in. store man wants to girl to touch horn
* Sandy the Blee: sentient pile of sand. Lost to Blandy the Slee
* Saturn: SJW as it has ring around it
* Sausage Raider: A platforming demon killer that jumps off poles and walls like Lara Croft mixed with Doom Guy
* "Scan me, I dare you" man; Buff man that dare you to try and scan him to see if he is "I was hacked" Alien
* Scooby Jew: human scooby doo, who with his big nose can sniff the sheckle mile away
* Scrotums
* Scroda: Scrotum yoda
* Sealo and Lobsy: seals are catholic, so they can’t walk into a club since they don’t drink
* Sexism Man
* Clare Shannon
* shark bitch and lava head: Rey and Kylo
* Shitgun man: Please looking man whoo shoots shits from his ass like shotgun fires bullets. Champion of Poppularity
* Shoe the shoehog: sonic character made out of shoes
* Sith Ochie Simpson: the macmuffin guy that died while transporting MacMuffins around the galaxy. ochie is Mandalorian
* Sith Loyalists: Created by planet AIDS of Exegol
* Skullzor the Dead: Grim reaper looking fellow. "Champion of Afterlife" title gainred by killing Immortal Ian
* Skeeter the Beater: Gues what the beater means...
* Jake Skylwaker
* chud skylwaker: amorphous fat creature
* Slant-man: Superhero who cant keep his balance. He reminds people of his existence by holding a sign that ttells people who he is.
* sleazebaggano: seller of deathsticks
* sludge sleazeball: cheating muck monster, that uses tricks like palming cards
* Slurper: Asshole, with arms and attached to the sides and stumpy legs. wears yellow skintight suit that leaves the buttocks uncovered. brown skinned and l
* Invisible Smeef: Big headed and yeared man who is invisible normally, but sometimes you can see him. Lost the title "Champion of Office Parties" to a regular Eraser, but won "Champion of Overstayng their welcome" from Stogie.
* Stuart Spongehands: Worried looking man with square head and spondges in both hands ansd feet. Won title of "Champion of Clean living" from Captain Cumdumpster
* Spuart Fucker Smeve
* Spurgt: sad eardrop with cartoon face and arms and legs
* Smurt Smurtson: May look similar to, but is not a Spuart.
* sneaking suspicherman: suspicion fisherman
* Snore-piercer: Superhero who becomes more powerful longer he sleeps
* Sodomy Hornets
* Soldiers: they constantly load and cock their guns, holding them and what not, you are not normal soldier if you don’t load your gun. they want to load everyone’s guns, loading guns constantly. guns have more character than the soldiers. one soldiers carries methamphetamine pills. pervert pedophile meth seller is the most reasonable and voice of reason in army
* Son of Peen: Weird thick lipped man wielding peen shaped sword. Won the title of Champion of Wokkistabs weird Obsession from the Bearer of Peen
* Soylent Sam: Exremem lower or addict of soy milk
* Soylord Bighead Littlelegs: Soy drinking master with big head that has read short hair and stumpy legs. Lost to Shen Bapiro
* Space Fish: giant fish in space
* Space Eye: Giant eye in space
* Space webman: space spiderman
* Splendorman: enemy and occasional allay of Diabeeto. Slender-man knock-off
* Spooctre: Criminal mastermind with a jack o' lantern for a head. james bond villain
* Spooky Skeleton Klaus: Spirit of Halloween that goes to houses during Halloween night and gives candy to all scary children. it may or may not have fingers. He also might kill your parentsthem
* Spooderman
* Spuart: Powerful creature that can shapeshift to any situation. You can tell fake spuart from fact that they dont have the blue water under their feet
	+ Modern Spuart: looks like modenrn art
	+ Sexy SPuart: has butt chin and attitude
	+ Bussines spuart: has a suitcase
	+ Cock Spuart: shaped like one
	+ Golden Spuart: Sun shaped spuart that found zen.
	+ Spuartscended: Found zen and now meditates in clouds
	+ Doctor Spuart PHD: Wears glasses and hold a beaker
	+ Water Spuart: Alll the water went tot the body, turnign it in a shape of a waterdrop
	+ SPuartinist: Soviet patriot
	+ Spuatriot: American patriot
	+ Captain Jack Spuarrow
	+ Spuart Simpson
	+ Spuartucus: Giant Musclebound Spuart with water as a small beard
	+ Just youraveredge ordinary everyday notspuart: Wears fake glasses with mustache and big nose.
	+ Fingerguns Spuear
	+ Spuart with a Real Gun: green and sligthly peeved
	+ Spuaron: Sauron Spuart
	+ Embrace Spuart
	+ Gamer Spuart: Wears glasses and is intelecutal gaming member
	+ Squeels Guy: Sad spuart that wears happy mask to hide it.
	+ Spuart but not forgotten: patriotic spuart
	+ Spuatrum: Spuart with legs all over its body and blond hair
	+ Spuart disapointed and fed-up father: hates that spuart is too mainstream
	+ Just gettign spuarted: wears shades and smokes
	+ Bravespuart: Braveheart spuart
* Graceful SPuartan: Angry ball like creature that hates spuarts
* Splart the Child: Ghost child
* Spread 'em McAss: Long nosed man who likes to spread his ass open. Lost the title of "Champion of Atention seekinng" to his own "Ass tape"
* Spunky: Name of endearment rags would give to his child. not as bad as Cummy
* Spendington "Spendsmoney" spunkling: Happy man who likes to spend money
* Hench Squatthrust: werewolf Rags plays in DnD.
* Squuzy Boi: Blond kid that likes to squirt ketchu and mustard from the bottles. Lost to the tag-team of Gun and Cerberus-Dick
* Scrotumbob Squareholes
* Light Squirting: man who leaked Rise of Skywalker early script
* Stankulon: Screaming guy with noodle arms and legs that smells bad. Lost to Deodorizer
* Josef Stalin: To friends John, he is the American patriot, whose parents didn't seemingly like him as they named him after murderer.
* God of Stealth: worship the god of stealth, Mauler would
* Steamboat: Shazaams racist black sidekick
* Stepinto the croma zone
* Steppenwolf: its is better name than “thonk”, although it has some to it. His very shiny, pissed-off metal cactus (poopcactus). steppen wolf spiky armor is made of edgy the hedgie
* Steve the white ringwraiths: Good guy Ringwraith
* Cuck Steve: Shut up Steve, form Metal Stream. “She owns me. I'm her boyfriend, she is not my girlfriend”. made the bike cuck argument: "someone stole my bike, but they are probably more happy with it than I’m with loosing it, so its okay". he sabotaged rags's alerm clock to make him be lat to the 50th efap
* Stogie The Thruster: Jeans and violet t-shirt vearing man with a sharp long nose, spike hands with no fingers and tendency to do pelvic thrusts. Won the title "Champion of Grinding"
* strap-on the clown
* Hiddel Subledees
* Submantor: Submarine with shark teeth. lost to Fishtwat
* Suicidal caveman artist: never sold any caves in his life, only after death
* Super Han: superman hansolo
* super hoe: she was born in a shed, thats her origin story, true female icon, hero of little girls
* Super Rake: tries to "rake" women
* Sushi ninja
* Syndrome: Dog in life action Lady and the tramp. Comes from down-syndrome, as the dogs look like they have it. its also works when you tell the dogs to sit down "Down, Syndrome!!!". dog looks creepy, especially when it smiles as its faces don’t allow the expressions

T

* tangerine rabbit: sounds similar to velvetine rabbit
* Taci the Baby Whisperer (Tasi): Blond pregnat woman.
* Tea wayu to much pot: Pot smoking tae kettle.Both "Champion of the Tea Party" and "Champion of Plotting your demise", won from Pill Man
* Testiklies: Bigideas's faithful companion, brother of Breastiklies
* Texas Eagle-Stipper Point nosed and chinned muscle man with only blue jeans and white cowboy hat. Lost against Florida Man
* That Guy: A superhero who can give any one person superpowers by pointing at them and saying "It's that guy!!".
* Thiefenhem the 3rd
* Thing Killer: Three-legged fat-man with gattlin gun in his stomach. very good at killing unexplained weird monsters. Champion of X-treme
* Thomas the skank enguine: Like Thomas the tankengine, but is closet gay, since he has lot of people going inside him. Has weak bottom energy
* Thumb people: head looks like thumb
* Crinch "the non-spuart" Thoomp: Bug like creature that impersonate spuarts so it can eat them.
* Tobby The Chunky Foot: Tophat and monocle wearing mosntrous aristrocrat with one huge foor and melted face and arms
* George R.R. Token: wrote the LOTR, his son Dimitry Token wrote the “Game of the Rings”, where the goal of the protagonist is to get 9 ring from bosses and wear them at the same time, except the left pinky, which is then powered by the rest of the fingers, it can control people by holding up the finger. Token invented the lore.
* tombinator: tomb raider and terminator, womb raider
* tomato jones, Indiana jones that is a tomato, a failed treasury hunter, a game,
* Toolmum Talabuch: Has long hair and long arms, which can hold lot of tools
* ToothBrick: Guy that throws bricks to break teeth. Lost to All Mouth No Trousers Man
* hod toward: tod howards
* Toxic Snails
* missus Trenchful: the language teacher, likes how shortest sentence is “go” as is has subject and verb
* Troy: Maulers fried down the street, that used the mute term “dumb”. his not just the movie Troy

U

* The Undickulator: Sentient guillotine for the danguss. still has some blood in the blade. Won against Dick Ballsington and earned titles of Chmpion of being the hero thatis city needs and Champion of wedding receptions.
* unicorns: they sustain themselves with small insects and orphans. to see the unicorn, one needs to be virgin, brie must be consider how she looks. room shines if it has unicorns gum, which in skin is multicolored, full on rainbow colored. fossilized unicorn cum takes the form of strand, feels like happiness. alcohol helps you to see unicorns. also helps if you dye the hay for unicorn
* UniHorny: Dinosaur horse with spines in its back and pink horn in the head.won both "champion of K-Pop Fans" and "Champion of Freaking out" titles from Duck thing.
* unitologist: religion of unitards

V

* V-nom: Venom. fans badly rated Venom movie so that lady gaga film could get better raitings. Lady gaga vs Venom
* Vambot the Youtuber: Champion of fictional celebrities
* Vergil: Character in Cheese Thefts Unicorn Store movie.he is the only normal person in the movies world. guy doesn’t look like vergil. vergil made art house, set it on fire to say Cheese thefts character needs to grow up, floor is covered in gasoline, "this is monument of your failure". good as its fucked in the rain, although it has umbrella attached to it, but it was not visible to viewers

W

* Joe Paulsive Watson
* Waterboy: Concerned constuction cite worker that carries huge glass of water. Won against Chinball McNervous and gained the titles of Chmpion of spring break and champion of peeing in the pool
* Weekend Cock-Drinker, The Critical Doom Warrior: amalgamation of weekend warrior, Doomcock and Critical drinker
* Wheelchairs: Species that live in hospitals, wild ones live in abandoned hospitals. In the olden time of 1600s, they lived in the wild and used to hunt and travel in packs, but humans hunted them near extinction, but now their numbers are back in rise. There are some still livign in the wild and have become invasive species to many communities, where once a year their numbers have to be widdled down during "Wheelchair Season".
* White Diamond: stripper, screwing her is not asexual
* old man Wingglebottom: creepy man outside a cave that pretends to be a ghost inside the cave
* Gralp "TallChopper" Wilburton: Blue cutlas usin man whu cuts down people that are too big in size.
* Winter bees: antropomorphic bees you see in winter
* Wonder Rapist: Wonder woman in Snyder Verse. She doesn't punch people, she, kicks, eletrecutes and rapes them. Its better way, as she defeats her opponents with love and not hate. Sh does npot realize she is raping people, as she is dumb. She wears Tiara of Insanity, which makes people sane wehn she cut them with it. Sometimes she wears her tiara of insanity to make people insane. it was made by God of Making Things Like This.
* Wrong sisters: transgender Wright brothers
* Wulf The Straw Man: A random strawman that Jack Saints keeps fighting against
* Wumbo: fat kid with propeller hat. Lost against Run or be Ran, but won against Ms. Bewbbutte with the help of Based Judge, earning the title of Chmpion of selling essential oils
* Wumbonia: female Wumbo wearing a plead shirt, blue jeans and blond hair. thye own a cellphone
* Wumbosroom: Plead shirt wearing musthroom headed man with spiky elbow
* Wumbo the Munk: Zen man just sititng and meditating. Lot to Gorthnak
* Wolf Bot: Cheating AI
	+ Rags Bot: piss pore AI

X

* Xplosion Bros: heroes that save the day by creating explosion with their fists. they can shout bullets and punch down buildings

Y

* Yeetball: determined looking fluffy ball shaped Pokemon, which wears mittens an boots in its spindly arms and legs. Both the Champion of Goofballs and Champion of Future World Leaders, which it won against a Damn Mitt.
* Yoodle: redneck yoda

Z

* Zanic: creepy man in a Sonic the hedgehog onsies with lips and teeth, little hands, who uses doctor strange portals.