Justin Bieber

**Justin Bieber** (born March 1, 1994; **age 27**) is a Canadian pop singer with a horrible voice. He is most notorious for his hit song from 2010, "Baby". It is about his first love and Justin starts calling her a baby and singing the word in the song over and over again. **Justin Bieber**, one of the most crappiest musicians of today, is criticized for his terrible music and fame. He is the second worst musician in music history, after Miley Cyrus and over Lindsay Lohan (who did drugs on Disney Channel in 2006). Justin Bieber appeals to pre-teen and teenage girls with ages 8-17, who obsess to him and worship his music and fame like Jesus Christ. Most of his fans are complete imbeciles who think that Disney Channel is good when it actually sucks. Justin Bieber is not really a Disney related star. He currently seems to be a crazy mock of a 1960's musician (hamburger eating guy) named Elvis Presley. Justin is currently doing bad things today and making Selena Gomez turn away from his relationship. Justin likes to fart all over his girlfriend and let her smell Justin's feet and mess up a 16 year old girl's nail polish collection. Justin Bieber is not a good role model for 11 year old girly girls.

## History

### Birth and childhood (1994-2010)

**Justin Bieber** was born in Canada on March 1, 1994. His parents thought that he was a girl, but the doctor found out embarrassedly that he was "A BOY"! The legend has it that Bieber's parents were such pure idiots that they gave birth to an alien. After Bieber was born, they accidentally thought that he was a girl in boy's clothes with a high pitched voice. Justin Bieber grew up with no popular friends, but he is believed to be best buddies with Miley Cyrus and Saddam Hussein. When Bieber was about 3-4 years old, he was singing a lot and pissing off his parents with his crappy voice.

### Overnight sensation and original popularity (2010-2015)

In 2010, the overrated rap musician Usher discovered Justin Bieber's music video featuring Ludacris and the song Baby soon became popular on YouTube overnight. Then the video got billions of views by many people around the world and by many haters who also disliked the video. Soon after that Justin Bieber became a celebrity and started to release more songs which also started to get more dislikes like the song Baby from 2010. His popularity grew heavily that year that Paramount Pictures released a movie about him called Justin Bieber: Never Say Never on February 11, 2011. The movie got negative reviews by many people and eventually became a box-office bomb.

### Increasing fame, continued hate, and Justin Bieber today (2015-present)

In 2015, Justin Bieber's fame continued to grow, but he was still hated by many adults and older generation people because of his negative influence of modern music on many teenage girls today. As of 2021, Justin Bieber is still popular today and is now one of the most popular teen pop celebrities in the world. But that still doesn't make Justin Bieber any good, as long as he understands that everyone has different opinions and not everyone is going to like the same music. Justin may not be as good as older musicians such as Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley, The Beatles, Johnny Cash, and Billy Joel, but he still has an appeal to the girly girls and makes them money, and that doesn't always mean that he is bad. However, if Justin wants to be a good musician, he needs to sing with his heart and not to make money, and sing about good things so that people can like and understand his music for all time.

## Criticism and Controversy

**Justin Bieber** is heavily criticized for being a bad influence for today's kids. Justin Bieber sings an annoying song called "Baby". It already has over billions of views on YouTube and counting. Justin Bieber also teaches young teenage girls to buy his CD's and merchandise, but he sings like he is on crack. Justin Bieber has his own CD's, DVD's, makeup, lipstick, and even nail polish. Justin Bieber's celebrity photos are constantly stuffing-up Teen Vogue magazines and even on selfies. Justin Bieber also has his own movies; like in 2011, "Justin Bieber's Never Say Never", and in 2014, "Justin Bieber's Believe". These movies were both popular and overrated, and the teenage girls went crazy for him about the movies, but the Anti-Bieber Fever people were getting angry about his soaring popularity. Justin Bieber also sang One Time, Never Say Never, Somebody to Love, and his brand new song "What Do You Mean". These songs totally suck because they can't be compared with many older musicians such as Elvis Presley, Billy Joel, Frank Sinatra, Johnny Cash, and even Freddie Mercury. If you compare these older musicians over Justin Bieber, you get that Elvis Presley is a hell of a lot better than Justin Bieber. This is proof that Justin Bieber SUCKS!

## See also

* Miley Cyrus
* Hannah Montana
* Selena Gomez
* Rebecca Black
* Ariana Grande
* Jojo Siwa
* Billie Eilish
* Sabrina Carpenter
* Kim Kardashian
* Olivia Rodrigo
* Lady Gaga
* Donald Trump
* Joe Biden
* Disney Channel

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