Lost THX "Tex" Trailer: A Warner Animation Group DVD Boxset (REWRITTEN)

## Warning

**This story contains content that may not be suitable for younger audiences. Viewer discretion is advised.**

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## Story

When will the nightmare ever end?

It's been six days since I encountered the THX Nintendo Channel DVD boxset and 12 days since I encountered the THX YouTube DVD boxset.

But once again, I encountered another THX boxset!

It started off on a sunny afternoon. I was at McDonalds having dinner. My meal was a cheeseburger with French fries, a Sprite, and a milkshake.

Once I finished my meal, I went out the door. As soon as I walked out of the door, my foot stepped on what appeared to be a cardboard box.

I picked up the box and examined it. I thought it was just some cardboard box that someone dropped. I brought it in the car and opened it. When I opened it, what was inside was a THX DVD. This time, it was for Warner Animation Group and the characters on the cover were Emmett, Junior, & Migo. In the boxset were the following movies: The Lego Movie, Storks, & Smallfoot. As usual, there was also the DVD for the lost THX trailer. The title was Warner Animation Group: The Ultimate THX Collection.

I was going to not take it home with me, and smash it with a hammer. But once again, my passion for THX got the better of me. So, I took a deep breath, went home, and put the DVD into my DVD player. As usual, there was a montage of all the movies featured. Then, the menu appeared with the options, "Play", "Scene Selection", "Settings", and "Bonus Features". I hit "Play" and a warning popped up, reading:

"Warning: The following trailer was made to promote the 2023 release of Ruby Gillman: Teenage Kraken, even though that movie doesn't come out until June 2023. This trailer contains graphic violence. Viewer discretion is advised."

"OK," I said. "Here we go."

The trailer began with a shot of a dungeon as seen in The Lego Movie at night.

Benny was sleeping while Vitruvius, who could be heard in the distance said, "All Lego Figures unite for a meeting!"

Benny got up when he heard that voice.

All the Lego figures including Emmett, along with other Lego figures were there.

They all walked up to the exit of a part from the dungeon.

Vitruvius then began the meeting with, "Okay everyone, listen up! Over the past few hours, I have been going around town hearing some strange rumors about somebody killing a lot of innocent people and various other characters. So as long as we all stay together, this killer should not enter our territory!"

They gasped when Vitruvius mentioned it.

Unikitty gasped, "We're all gonna DIE!"

Benny asked, "Was it perhaps the Pitch?"

Vitruvius replied with, "That is a tough one Benny, but let's pretend that the robot is in our imagination!"

All of a sudden, they began hearing Tex's evil laughter.

Wyldstyle gasped, but her gasp sounded more like Bunnymund from Rise Of The Guardians by DreamWorks.

"He's here!" Wyldstyle said, getting very nervous.

They began looking around wondering where the noise came from.

And then, Tex dropped down in front of them.

Benny gasped in horror.

"Hello, yellow nerds!" Tex greeted.

"Hey!" Emmett berated. "I am not a yellow nerd! I am Emmett!"

Tex said, "Oh really? I have some very decent plans to kill you guys. Let's ruin the Lego fun with the T-Man!"

At that moment, Tex pulled out the fart blaster from Despicable Me and sprayed it everywhere, killing the Lego figures due to the smell as they fainted. Tex then flew away.

But the trailer wasn't over yet.

It cut to a shot of cornerstore. Junior, Tulip, & Hunter were working. But at that moment, Tex could be seen, aiming a rocket launcher at the group.

"All I gotta do is aim directly at those working nerds and they will be as good as gone." Tex spoke.

As soon as Tex said that, the group looked around.

"Um… guys?" A worried Junior spoke. "Do you get the feeling that we're being watched?"

At that moment, Tex shot a rocket at Junior & Tulip, who screamed as they were flung into the air. They ended up hitting a nearby hard object and dying of severe brain damage. Hunter cried as he saw what happened. But it sounded like his voice actor, Kelsey Grammer, was actually upset.

just then, Tex popped up in front of Junior & Tulip.

"Hi there, working nerds!" Tex greeted.

"DON'T CALL US THAT!" Junior berated. "WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO THESE PEOPLE IS STUPID AND POINTLESS! I WILL HAVE YOU FED TO THE BABIES ALL OVER THE ECOSYSTEM!"

"NIce try, but that will never happen." Tex stated. "I'm gonna give you 2 a surprise."

"What is it gonna be?" Tulip questioned

Tex then grabbed out a chainsaw on his hand, getting ready to slice Junior & Tulip with.

"Stand back, this is a chainsaw!" Tex reminded.

"We're gonna get sliced!" Junior yelled.

Junior & Tulip screamed in agony as they were sliced by Tex. Also, that line Junior said before meeting his fate reminded me of what The Lorax said in the THX Illumination Boxset trailer that was previously encountered.

Anyways, the trailer still wasn't over yet.

It cut to a shot of outside of a restaurant from Smallfoot at night. Migo, Percy, Meechee, Gwangi, Kolka, & Dorgle were gathered around. Migo began to speak.

"OK, guys," Migo spoke. "Tonight, we are going to try and get a Woo Hoo bar from the gas station. But be careful: I heard that there is a evil physotic red capped crazy killer robot out who is traveling the multiverse, killing innocent people and various characters for disrespecting all over his company, which is a pretty silly reason to kill people. But as long as we get the Woo Hoo's and go, we'll be fine."

Just then, Tex popped out, holding a whole package of Woo Hoo bars from Open Season.

"Hello, yetis!" Tex greeted.

"Look, here!" Kolka told Tex. "We heard a lot about what you did, and we want nothing to do with you!"

"What were you thinking, killing those people?!" Meechee added.

"Don't you even think about killing us!" Percy chimed in.

"If you do, we will feed you to Migo!" Dorgle berated.

"Wait, Dorgle." Migo stopped. "I don't eat people. But I agree with them, Tex!"

"Is that right?" Tex asked. "I heard you were looking for Woo Hoo bars tonight. So I figured I'd give you this whole pack."

Migo, Percy, & the others grabbed the Woo Hoo bars and ate them all up. I was surprised to see Tex being nice for once.

"These taste different!" Percy said. "I LIKE THEM! What is this flavor?"

"I call it vinyl chloride and mercury, of course." Tex said, with a mischievous grin.

"Wait. What?!" Migo gasped.

Tex then grabbed out a knife and started stabbing Migo, Percy, & the others until they died. Tex then flew away and laughed evilly.

But the trailer wasn't over yet.

It cut to a shot of the THX logo, with the Warner Animation Group shield lying on the floor, broken and torn apart. Then, the deep note started playing. As usual, it was mixed with various screams. This time, those screams belonged to Emmett, Wyldstyle, Unikitty, Benny, Junior, Tulip, Migo, Percy, Meechee, Gwangi, Kolka, & Dorgle, among others. Then, as soon as the deep note stopped, Tex dropped down as usual.

"Hello, Warner Animation Group fans!" Tex began. "I'm back at it again, killing all of your favorite Warner Bros characters, because they disrespected my company! Remember the Rule of Sexy Texy: If you are scared of me or my company, I will come for a visit. Sweet dreams!"

As usual, the slogan, "The audience is listening" appeared on the screen after Tex flew away. The text then faded out. It showed a black screen for about 10 seconds. I thought it was over. But after 10 seconds, a demented picture of Emmett came in. But this time, his eyes were just black hollow holes with red dots and blood was dripping from his sockets. It was also accompanied by a very loud distorted version of Emmett screaming. That scared the crap out of me. After that frightening jumpscare ended, it took me back to the menu.

I was seriously scared at that point. Just like all of the other THX trailers I encountered, I smashed the Warner Animation Group trailer into bits and threw it out of the window. I knew that I couldn't keep watching these trailers, at least not on my own. So, I called up someone who has knowledge of these trailers: Kevin3884, who has encountered trailers from Cartoon Pizza and Sony Pictures Animation featuring Tex. He told me the next time I encountered a THX trailer, to call him and he would watch it with me.

My troubles with THX would continue from here. But at least I would have someone who had knowledge of THX to help me out this time.

(To be continued... And Kevin, Sorry if I butchered your username.)