Vex-563

Documentation upon Vex-563 and all things related to it

## Vex-d563

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## Background

Vex-563 was discovered In year of 1965, although mentions of “strange box” which later have been confirmed to be mentions of Vex-563 have began to appear way before that, in years of late 1700’, yet even then that was purely because all other mentions of Vex-563 before that time was already long gone

But let's get to subject, as being said, Vex-563 was discovered in year of 1965, more precisely in camp in jungles of Amazon, South America, there were 4 people, 2 women and 2 man, as later being discovered they're names were Jessica Melis, Adam Mikson, Thomas Gerho and Christina Dohan, Discoveries of said Jungles but from what was found out, Jessica, Adam and Thomas didn't even know about Vex-563 being there and only Christina was only one who knew about it and as later was found out was one who found it, after everything was maded clear, all four of them was  squirted with Reston (special spray that was made exactly for such conditions when there were outsiders who's needed to forget about seeing agents and Vex, its effect is pretty simple, upon it reaching respiratory tract of human, its puts them to sleep and erases memory, how strong effect is depends of doze of said spray) and were sended to Easter Branch

## Physical Description

Vex-563 looks like a “Jake in Box” toy, expect upon opening, there's nothing inside

Color of the body of the box is white, with a different colored stripes on it, in addition to that, there's also a few other elements such as cartoon-like stars, flowers and from what it seems a places that were splashed with color without order, like some child found a bucket of paint and decided to decorate it, although upon further discoveries was proven wrong

## Nature of Subject

Vex-563 works same way how “Jake in Box” toy, person twists the lever while music is playing with difference that instead of “Jake” jumping out of box, anything can jump out of Vex-563, whatever that being alive or not alive, big or small, comprehensible and not comprehensible, and even now all such questions like order of what will jump out of V-563 and limit of what it can contain and how much it can contain still is not answered, after some researches, it was discovered that maximum amount of twists that 1 person can do with a “prize” appearing is exactly 6, so after some time, research time after some time thinking about how can they continue research, after many discussions with heads received a right to use criminals to continue tests, after proving that in almost all cases person was safe, and even if it wasn't, all Vex-563-2's that were aggressive was not too strong and can be easily neutralized, whole after some time, there was no need in it as research team figured it out to ask Vex-246 to create infinite amount of living organisms that are “fits into Cagnator's condition to indicate living organism as potential customer”, you will understand what this means after reading further

## Studies of Vex-563

Test-1: Test 1 is not a singular test but instead a repetitive one, in Test 1 people twists the level and after that exploring “prize” that comes out

Test 2: but after some time, research team decided to try other experiments, in Test 2 they tried to twist the level in opposite side to see if anything would change, results from what they seen, doesn't really changed, still random

Test 3: in Test 3 research team decided to test Vex-563's durability and tried many ways to damage it, such as:

1. Blow it up with grenade, not even a scratch
2. Using different weapons; pistols, rifles, rocket launchers and etc, result status the same
3. Tried to burn it, no difference
4. Drown it, as expected, nothing happend

after using all known way of destruction, research team decided to end the test

Test 4:in Test 4 research team decided to try and to disassemble Vex-563, which surprisingly they were able to do but it didn't changed anything as they weren't able to find anything inside box bit instead after they all stopped looking at Vex-563, when one of members looked at it yet again, Vex-563 returned to its original state

## Vex-563-1

### Aliases

Pentos Z PenkisCosmic Advertiser

Gventi's Koluster

### Affiliation

Other Koluster's - neutral“Boss” - works for him

Vex.Co - originally: potential customers, currently: annoying cheaters

### Occupation

Trying to sell his “Cagnator's” (they're equivalent of company) jectiks (they're equivalent of products)

## Physical description

### Height

4'4, can extend up to 6’0 but not highter as confirmed by Vex-563-1 itself

## Background

Upon further Tests 1, after successfully getting 6 “prizes”, at 7 time, box didn't opened and nothing appeared from there, researcher who was doing this Test tried to repeat fully twist of handle another 3 times and in final twist, something changed and Vex-563-1 appeared out of Vex-563 and right after appearing he started scolding researcher  “annoying him with pointless attempts to get new prizes” after which came back into Vex-563-1 while glaring at researcher all this time, after which they tried to ask him to came back, to no avail, so they decided to yet again twist a handle a few times, which worked and before Vex-563-1 were able to say a word, they apologized for yet again annoying him but explained that they're studying upon Vex-563 and that would be very nice if he helped them, considering his connection with it, he may have answers to their questions after hearing this, Vex-563-1 were thinking for a little amount of time and in end agreed to answer some of their questions, yet with condition that they won't waste too much of his time there

After which they agreed but revealed that before that, he should go through some set tests before review and that there would be a “special guest” who will do rewiew with him

After a deep sigh, he agrees to this condition if that's only needed to be done once, which research team confirmed and after said set tests, which tried to figure out Vex-563-1's true nature and find if he can do any harm to special guest, and in end, Vex-563-1 was confirmed to be not harmful and passive

And finally, Special quest [CLASSIFIED] was there and they started a rewiew, and after asking a few dozens of questions, Vex-563-1 came back into Vex-563 and at first, when they needed for Vex-563-1 to appear again, research team just gave Vex-563 to researcher that was researcher that already received all 6 “prizes” and ask for a special guest [CLASSIFIED] to be there for a new rewiew but after a few of such actions, Vex-563-1 gave them special bell so they can call them and not “annoy him” like they did originally

## Physical Description

Vex-563-1 looks like a dwarf-like business man, having a suit similar to that of human businessmen, have a pair of 2 orange eyes, with its face having a gray color, long nose but overall looking humanoid-like although not too similar to that of human, which can also be related to his nature, as Vex-563-1 looks like he came out if cartoon, like a 2D character who were able to reach our plane of existence

## Nature of Subject

Upon research, it was noted that Vex-563-1 is able to change his size up to 6'6 which he himself stated in one of future questions, can appear and disappear out of Vex-563, aside from that, its seems like Vex-563-1 doesn't have other supernatural abilities

## Studies of Vex-563-1

Research team wasn't being able to convince Vex-563-1 to do any test of him, which he explained by “no way in Jestanora I will agree on you to not only waste my time but also possible ruining of my precious skin or clothes, this things cost more than life of your entire population!”, yet he agreed on doing interview which was already said before

Interview with Vex-563-1

First question that special guest asked, was obviously who Vex-563-1 is, to which he answered that “I am a Pentos Z Penkis, a official Koluster of Grenti-7,235,481,904”

Second Question was about what terms “Koluster” and “Grenti” were meaning, to which he answered that “Koluster, is a job that require worker to watch over a jectik of their Cagnator, check if nobody is breaking the rules and advertise other jectiks of our Cagnator, while Grenti is real name of “Vex-563” as you call Grenti-7,235,481,904”

Third question was about what new terms “jectik” and “Cagnator” were meaning, to which he answered that “jectik and Cagnator is basically same things that people of their planet calls “product” and “Company” but on their language (Note, jectik, Cagnator and other words are written absolutely different from what written there, while reason behind this is because we never actually seen language of other outer beings like him being written, while fact itself was directly stated by Vex-563-1 in one of questions long after this document was created)

Fourth Question was about how Vex-563 works and who was he referring by saying “our language”, to which Vex-563-1, who was pretty annoyed that although special guest now knew its real name still calls his jectik “Vex-563” but still answered “Y'know it's pretty rude to call something but name you given it although now knowing its real name?

And before special guest were able to comment continued

Eh, doesn't matter, while to answer to your question, Genti-7,235,481,904 is box that connected to Concept of Randomness itself, as well as any other Genti across the universe and using that connection its able to absolutely randomly throw out different prizes which it gathers across world, that you get for first 6 twists and when all prizes are gathered if there's no more potential customers whose our Cagnator indicates by 2 conditions 1. If living organism can understand basics of “the economic system” as you call it and 2.if living organism have a “mind”, if there's no more such living organisms around, I teleports Genti-7,235,481,904 to other potential customers location, while for second question, by “our language” I meant Leftoro Language that are pretty popular language across the world, that both his people and his colleagues, competitors, customers and other people I interact in our “Galaxy Cluster” which we don't call it, but as I can already guess calling you things by our language will only create more questions, from which i'm pretty tired of

And also, obviously not everyone speaks such language, not even close”

Five Question was about why only there's 6 prizes and told them about his people and other people within , to which he answered that “Because Genti-7,235,481,904 is one of “demo” variants of fully fledged Genris, also being called “Sub-Genri”, although I myself doesn't call it like that because I don't like it

And it only have a finite amount of prizes that 1 person can get, which varies on which Henri you get, sometimes there's a little amount of them like in my Henri, like 1,2,3,4,5,6 and etc, sometimes there's bigger numbers like 20,50,100,400,700,3000 and etc etc, with there also being a Qunvert version of it, which basically equivalent of “premium” in our language that can give you from simply uncountable infinite amount of prizes up to completely unquantifiable amount, just for a 26785.347 dakons! While I'm not gonna answer second question, i'm only talk about business-related stuff here, yo tall curious kufal'mufals”

Sixth question was about if there's any other variants of Henri aside from Sub, Fully Fledged and Premium, to which he answered that “No, currently there's only 3 variants but in future I heard that there, maaaaaybe will he some other variants, but for that information you should pay guys” with wide and smirky smile appearing on Vex-563-1's face when he started saying last line

Later there were also many questions, with these 6 currently being most useful, while also need to note that later on,

Note 1:when research team decided to use Vex-246 to create a infinite amount of creatures that fits under Vex-563-1's Cagnator’s conditions, Vex-563-1 without a twist of the level jumped out of Vex-563 and started screaming and swearing a lot on both research team and Vex-246 but not being able to do anything as technically we weren't breaking any rules but still, after this “incident” Vex-563-1 stopped considering is as “potential customers” and overall started way lesser answering our questions, sometimes simply ignoring us, sometimes says go fuck yourself and other variants of said line

Note 2:After question 40, in end Vex-563-1 mentioned that most of time he stays on single planet only for about a “10,000 years” by our language and said that currently he were at “Earth” about a 6,000 years which is irrelevant information, while important information was that he was planning to leave a bit earlier, about 8,000 years, in next question he was asked about this he started “sweating” and weren't able to properly answer it, instead only thing he were able to say was “t-t-they will come, a-a-a-and from what I seen, y-your planet won't be able to s-s-survive this…” and then jumped back into a Vex-563, he refused to further elaborate about both question and situation-

(Note from future, hey, its John Chiples, “they” that Vex-563-1 was referring to was a A warlike race “Sumonkus”, currently named as “Vex-6565”, who later in far future tried to attacks Earth but was successfully stopped and prevented from being seen from seen by ordinary people and government, as well as other people on Earth, excluding people from Vex.Co, I was thinking that this was important to add there to prevent new people from thinking that there's  going to happen some massive catastrophe, no it already happened while Vex-563-1's words about “and from what I seen, your planet won't be able to survive this” was wrong as maximum he have seen was nuclear bombs as he never seen any weaponry of Vex.Co that was and still is strong enough to stop invasion

But document was impossible to edit or add anything to it so uh, I were forced to make such “cheat-move” and force such note there)

While currently there's going some investigations about what could Vex-563-1 talk about but no need to panic, its still unknown what Vex-563-1 “seen”, so that's possible that he simply didn't seen strongest weapons of humanity/Vex.Co

## Vex-563-2

Vex-563-2 is some of “prizes” that jumped out of Vex-563 upon a whole twist, yes precisely “some” as many of “prizes” was either a ordinary stuff without any supernatural abilities or was easily explained after a little amount of time

Most interesting and still unexplained Vex-563-2s are:

1. Mini-Elephant with 10 heads
2. Always-Changing Cube
3. Portal, made upon thousands of other portals
4. A human with 4 heads, head of lion, head of bear, head of eagle and head of killer whale instead of human head
5. An abomination that is made upon different species to point of being completely unrecognizable
6. Clocks with uncountable infinite amount of the hands, with each measuring their own amount of time (years, months, days, hour's, seconds and etc) with biggest hand being size of regular hand, and each one being smaller and smaller
7. Strange Gadget that looks like some portal-gun, whose purpose and method of use is still unknown
8. A miniature solar system with size of hand
9. Black Hole that only sucks fruits inside, that of size of a human
10. [CLASSIFIED]
11. Tree with a infinite amount of different orbs upon its branches, with “most” being golden and only some “rare” one's bring different

## Theories

Theory 1: Vex-563-1 lies, this theory or better to say hypnosis that considers a possibility of Vex-563-1 lying about some or all things that he told special guest, this theory currently have no evidence expect for Vex-563-1's tough temperament that he can shows from time to time

Theory 2: Vex-563 maybe responsible for appearance of Vex-412 as one of it's “prizes” (Vex-563-2 number 2) was found relatively similar to nature of Vex-412, yet its unknown as even Vex-563-1 weren't able to tell that, as well as many other things as Vex-563-1 himself confirmed “I'm not omniscient or omnipresent duh, if you want answers for all questions, better to ask-

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