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Shize™ Blueberry Melon Twist

**Shize™ Blueberry Melon Twist** is the 9th playable can in the *Hot and Steamy* DLC, and the overall 38th playable can in OnlyCans: Thirst Date.

## Description

Shize™ Blueberry Melon Twist Press Release:

*We hear you, Shizeheads™! We've read the canfiction, we've seen the canart, we've seen the streams... We know how much you love and adore Shize™ Blueberry Tart and Shize™ Juicy Melon's delightful romance.*
*Due to unprecedented demand and passion, we here at the Shize™ can-ratory have decided to fuse our two fan favourites to create Shize™ Blueberry Melon Twist.*
*Releasing in February 2021 as part of our Sapphic 2021 Collection, this flavor is the ultimate symbol of love: not just between these two soulful classics, but between Shize™️ LLC and Shizeheads™.*
*We hope you enjoy!*
## Quotes

Both Shize™ Blueberry Tart and Shize™ Juicy Melon tend to emote together during this level.

*"I'm so happy to be here with you." Japanese:"I Love You"* - Greeting quote

##### Success

* *\*Cute Squeak\**
* *"Ohh yes..."*
* *\*Strong Moan\**
* *\*Sapphic Moan\**
* *\*Gothic Giggle\**
* *\*Berry Good Moan\**
* *\*High-Pitched Squeak\**
* *\*Juicy Gasp\**
* *"Oh yes! Hai!" \*Laughs\* "Good Job" "Thank you..."* - Level Complete

##### Failure

* *\*Uncomfortable Noise\**
* *\*Displeased Noise\**
* *"We're trapped!"*
* *"Nani?"*
* *Japanese: "Where am I?"*
* *"IIE!"*
* *Japanese: "Help me..."*
* *"Please help..."*
* *"Please..."*

## Trivia

* This can is seen wearing a combination of Shize™ Blueberry Tart and Shize™ Juicy Melon's accessories. The two necklaces are together and whole, Blueberry's spiked collar and Melon's piercings are present, coloured in both blue and green accents.
* The background for this level is sunny day in a paved garden park.
Shize™ Lingonberry

**Shize™ Lingonberry** is the 4th playable can in the *Hot and Steamy* DLC, and the overall 33rd playable can in OnlyCans: Thirst Date.

## Description

Shize™️ LLC's fantastic flavors are enjoyed all across the globe, with many of our canatics requesting delightfully darling and daunting fresh tastes.

One Shizehead™️ wrote this email in 2012, their enthusiasm prompting Shize™️ LLC to make Shize™️ Lingonberry an official flavor.

*Hey Shize™️! Please please PLEASE release a Lingonberry flavor. We know you can do it, you did Elderflower too, and we GOTTA have it or else... just kidding hahaha!*
*Ever since John III (or J-Shizzle as I call him!) got back in control, you're[sic] flavors have been out of this world!! I know you wanna stay the best, and the best is gonna be Lingonberry! I got the tattoo set already!*

##### Success

* *"Ooohoho!"*
* *"Tee-hee-hee!"*
* *"Mhmhmhmm!"*
* *\*Cheeky Giggles\**
* *\*Swedish Smirk\**
* *\*Giggling Uncontrollably\* "Oh look at me, I'm all red!"* - Level Complete

##### Failure

* *"Hmmhmm Nej Nej"*
* *\*Sad Pouty Sound\**
* *"Uh-uh..."*
* *"Nooo!!"*
* *\*Disappointed Moan\**
* *"T'aah..."*

## Trivia

* This can is seen wearing a flower crown.
* The background for this level is a wooden indoor sauna.
Shize™ Honey Pot

**Shize™ Honey Pot** is the 8th playable can in the *Hot and Steamy* DLC, and the overall 37th playable can in OnlyCans: Thirst Date.

## Description

The love between John Shize III and his faithful wife Josephine had always been the envy of the business world. In 1985, John created a Shize™ flavor to celebrate his 25th wedding anniversary.

*To my most beautiful Honey Bee, love of my life, flavor of my world...*
*Whenever I'm away from you, I miss your sweet words, your candied smile, and your warm touch. even now, after twenty-five years, the butterflies in my stomach keep me up at night.*
*Sometimes... The butterflies are so intense, they feel like bees.*
*I made this soda to celebrate our love. I want the world to never forget how much you mean to me.*
*With Shize™ Honey Pot, whenever we're apart, we an still both taste our sweet love together.*
## Quotes

*"Ooo, I'm buzzing. Hey little Honey Bee."* - Greeting quote

##### Success

* *"Mmm..."*
* *"Ahhh!"*
* *\*Sexy Buzzes?\**
* *"Sweet..."*
* *"Oh Honey..."*
* *\*Honeyed Moan\**
* *\*Bedazzled Sound\**
* *"Ahhh! What a buzz..."* - Level Complete

##### Failure

* *"Uh-uhh..."*
* *\*Unhappy Sound\**
* *\*Sigh\**
* *"Erck..."*

## Trivia

* This can is seen wearing a pair of bee wings and a stinger tail.
* The background for this level is a verdant hill full of flowers.
* Instead of the usual coloured drink pouring out, a cloud of bees is seen escaping this can and filling the screen upon completion.
Shize Family

**The Shize Family** are the family behind the creation and running of Shize™️ LLC.

*(A full list of established events in Shize™️'s history can be found on the Shize™️ LLC page.*

## John Shize I

**Born: ????** *(Some point before 1844)*
**Died: ????**
The first of his name, John Shize the First was the pioneer that started it all. using the original Shize recipe that had been in his family since 1744, he created the beginnings of the company that we know and love today. A fast-thinker and savvy businessman, Shize™ Veggie Broth was just one success story born out of a bit of quick-thinking and ingenuity.

## John Shize II

**Born: ????**
**Died: 1975**
An adventurous man, John Shize II had impressive ventures other than just soda. His pet project, the Shize™ Vegas Hotel and Casino, opened on the Las Vegas strip in 1966.

Sadly his thrill-seeking nature would be his downfall, when he was killed attempting the Flying Constantine in 1975.

## John Shize III

**Born: ????**
**Died: 2020** *(suspected 10/15/2020)*
Potentially the most well-known member of the Shize family, John Shize III saw the company move strength to strength during the 70's, 80's, and 90's. His reign at the top of the soda world was somewhat shaken at the turn of the century due to the combined factors of the death of his son John Shize IV, and the company being bought from under him. He would later return to reassert himself in 2012, but whether he had the company's best interests at heart or not would remain to be seen.

John Shize III was married to his beloved Josephine in 1960, and celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary in 1985 with Shize™ Honey Pot. The state of their marriage after this date is unknown.

## John Shize IV

**Born: 1965**
**Died: ????** *(Some point around 2002)*
Not much is really known of the youngest in the Shize legacy. After celebrating his 21st birthday with his father's special Shize™ Lemon Party formulation, his deeds are not well known. He married Joy Shize at some point thereafter, and left her a widow upon his premature death.

The specific circumstances of this tragic passing are not known. Thanks to the efforts of his father however, his spirit lives on through the Shize™ brand.
Shize™ French Vanilla

**Shize™ French Vanilla** is the 10th playable can in OnlyCans: Thirst Date.

## History

Shize™ French Vanilla was John Shize III's second foray into formulating, going with a decidedly less risky profile than Shize™ Blueberry Tart. Shize™ French Vanilla was inspired by the business travels John Shize III made as a young man and remains popular in European Hotels.

## Description

Ooh la la! Shize™ French Vanilla is here to serve you. They might not be the brightest, but they're bubbly, sweet, fun, and know how to show you a good time. If you're looking to clean up your act, Shize™ French Vanilla is the way to go.

## Likes and Dislikes

**Likes:** Cleaning, Bike Rides, Butterflies

**Dislikes:** Dust, Cold Weather, White Wine

##### Success

* *\*Pleased Moan\**
* *\*Enjoyable Yell\**
* *\*Happy Sigh\**
* *\*Delicious Moan\**
* *\*Moaning and De-Fizzing\** - Level Complete

##### Failure

* *\*Sad French Sound\**
* *\*Sadder French Sound\**

## Trivia

* This can is seen wearing a black garterbelt with white lace trim, and a black hair bow, giving a French Maid look.
* The background for this level is a private indoor swimming pool..
Shize™ Lemon Party

**Shize™ Lemon Party** is the 5th playable can in OnlyCans: Thirst Date.

## History

In 1986, when the stock of Shize™ was at their peak, John Shize III threw an extremely exclusive soirée to celebrate his son's Sweeter Twenty-One. The decadent evening of fizzy pleasures was crowned with Shize™ Lemon Party. Only 1200 cans were produced for the occasion, and now this pungent carbonated delight can only be acquired by someone in possession of one of the 347 Shize™ rings that were handed out alongside the invitations to the elite, securing John Shize III the favor of those who would become some of the most active investors for the company.

## Description

Shize™ Lemon Party doesn't just mingle with anyone. Don't dare waste their time if you're not up to their high standards. They're sophisticated and hard to dazzle, but if you prove to be at their level, they may let you in on a facet of themselves only a select few have been able to taste.

## Likes and Dislikes

**Likes:** Mornings, Champagne Sorbet, Macaroons, Santorini, Cello Pieces

**Dislikes:** Jeans, Motorcycles, Body Hair, Talking to Strangers

## Quotes

*"I might taste a little bitter... but I go down smooth."* - Greeting quote

##### Success

* *"Mmh..."*
* *\*Hearty Hisses\**
* *\*Approving Groan\**
* *"Mmm..."*
* *\*Posh Gargling Sounds\** - Level Complete

##### Failure

* *\*Annoyed Hiss\**
* *\*Classist Hiss\**
* *\*Angry Gurgle\**

## Trivia

* This can is seen wearing a formal black sequined bow-tie.
* The background for this level is a upper-class hotel function room.
* The name of this can is a reference to the Lemon Party meme (NSFW.)
Shize™ Jellybean

**Shize™ Jellybean** is the 18th playable can in OnlyCans: Thirst Date.

## History

Shize™ Jellybean was developed in 1983, following years of John Shize III's success in the business world. He wanted to branch out and formulated this special, limited-time flavour as a way to connect with high-ranking politicians at the time. It was pulled from shelves a few years later, following a lawsuit from a popular jellybean manufacturer.

## Description

Shize™ Jellybean is the strong and silent type who prefers to let their flavor do the talking. They might not have a lot to say, but they'll always show you a good time.

## Likes and Dislikes

**Likes:** Existentialism, Tea, Plants, Listening

**Dislikes:** Loud Parties, Chocolate, Trickle Down Economics

##### Success

* *\*GRUNT\**
* *\*LONG GRUNT\**
* *\*STRANGE GRUNT\**
* *\*Extremely Disturbing Grunts\** - Level Complete

##### Failure

* *\*Annoyed Grunt\**
* *\*Unpleasant Grunt\**
* *\*Angry Grunt\**

## Trivia

* This can is not wearing anything.
* The background for this level is a lobby of some kind.
* The "high-ranking politician" John Shize III was trying to connect with in 1983, was likely Ronald Reagan. Reagan would bring have a jar of jellybean with him to Presidential meetings.
Shize™ Tangy Ketchup

**Shize™ Tangy Ketchup** is the 24th playable can in OnlyCans: Thirst Date.

## History

Sheez™ did not learn their lesson from the ill-fated Mustard in 2004, as the formulated Shize™ Tangy Ketchup five years later. While slightly more popular, it was still an abomination to mankind. Shize™ Tangy Ketchup is still largely popular with people who barbeque in their backyard.

## Description

Shize™ Tangy Ketchup is a down-to-earth, cheeky chappie. They always know just what to say and where to go, and know all the best spots in town that still have smoking areas. They're not the kind of soda you bring home to your parents, but they are the kind of soda that will show you a good time in the backseat.

## Likes and Dislikes

**Likes:** Cigarettes, Cars, Bacon, Horse Races, Betting

**Dislikes:** Shize™ French Vanilla, Clean Bathrooms, Meetings

##### Success

* *\*Geezer Gasp\**
* *\*Approving Moan\**
* *\*Smoker's Sexy Sound\**
* *"Ahhhh yeah, that's the stuff... Ahhh yeah... Mmm..."* - Level Complete

##### Failure

* *"Ugh!"*
* *"Uhh!"*
* *"Watch it!"*
* *"Hey!"*

## Trivia

* This can is seen smoking a cigarette and has a piercing. Unlike most cans seen so far, this piercing is on the underside of the can, which might suggest a Prince Albert style of piercing.
* The background for this level is a parking garage.
Shize™ Sunset Molasses

**Shize™ Sweet Sunset Molasses** is the second playable can in the *Hot and Steamy* DLC, and the overall 31st playable can in OnlyCans: Thirst Date.

## Description

Shortly after a molasses flood in 1919, Shize™️ LLC was contracted to clear the sticky liquid- that heroic act made Shize™️ a household name and resulted in the delicious flavor of Shize™️ Sweet Sunset Molasses. Below is an excerpt from an ad in 1920:

*New from Shize™️, the west has never been this wild before! Get a taste of the Wild West wherever you are with Shize™ Sweet Sunset Molasses. Galvanize yourself and your pals with this sweet, sweet flavor, whether you're in the saloon or at a swanky speakeasy.*
*When you need someone by your side for a long ride, Shize™ Sweet Sunset Molasses can be your partner through and through.*
## Quotes

*"Sometimes ya just gotta take the bull by the horns."* - Greeting quote

##### Success

* *"Giddy-up!"*
* *"Alright..."*
* *"Woohoo!"*
* *"Ohh yeah!"*
* *"Smooth!"*
* *"Yeah!"*
* *"Woah! Ohhh! YE-HAWWW!"*- Level Complete

##### Failure

* *"Sorry, Pardner..."*
* *"Nope!"*
* *"Uh-uh!"*
* *"C'mon!"*
* *\*Dismayed Gasp\**
* *"Somebody get the Sherrif!"*
* *"There's a snake in my can!"*

## Trivia

* This can is seen wearing a large, bulky gunslinger's belt.
* The background for this level is a wide desert landscape.
Shize™ Tiramisu

**Shize™ Tiramisu** is the 14th playable can in OnlyCans: Thirst Date.

## History

Shize™ Tiramisu was a massive hit when it first launched in 2013, disappearing from shelves almost as quickly as it was stocked. The patented Shize™ Freeze™ Storage™ Nitro™ from Shize™ R&D allows for Shize™ Tiramisu to be ice cold from the instant you open it to the moment you finish it.

## Description

Shize™ Tiramisu can seem a little cold and bitter at first, but they're sweet and fluffy once you get to know them. Let their creamy texture envelop you as you bask in a world of pure bliss.

## Likes and Dislikes

**Likes:** Coffee, Cafés, Creative Writing, Murder Mysteries

**Dislikes:** Meringue, The Suburbs, People Who Say "Expresso"

##### Success

* *"Creamy..."*
* *\*Heavy Breath\**
* *"Oohhh... Si..."*
* *\*Sticky Gasp\**
* *\*Pleasant Creamy Sounds\**
* *\*Coffee-Flavoure Oh\**
* *\*Powerful Moaning and Luaghter\** - Level Complete

##### Failure

* *\*Annoyed Fizz\**
* *\*Irritated Fizz\**
* *\*Not Happy Noise\**
* *\*Unimpressed Sound\**

## Trivia

* This can is seen wearing a rose, and a small piercing.
* The background for this level is an outdoor Italian plaza café.
* "People Who Say "Expresso" in the Dislikes could be a reference to the Grammar Nazi sketch from *That Mitchell and Webb Look*, in which an office worker is killed for mispronouncing the word "espresso" in the same manner.
Shize™ Four Cheese

**Shize™ Four Cheese** is the 23rd playable can in OnlyCans: Thirst Date.

## History

Shize™ Four Cheese was the first drink launched after the Russian company Sheez™ PJSC acquired Shize™ in 2001. Emboldened by the relative success of their previous formulas, Cold Beet Stew and Canada Shy, the new direction of the company began with a series of controversial yet interesting new flavors. Shize™ Four Cheese was surprisingly well received in the Northern English market, where it became a traditional drink on Plough Monday.

## Description

Shize™ Four Cheese is a strong personality, but everybody enjoys them, whether in small nibbles or gooey cascades. Warm and outgoing, they have a way of making everyone feel comfortable around them and prefer to focus on the good and simple things in life. Their puns may be a bit tacky, but their guffaws are contagious.

## Likes and Dislikes

**Likes:** Puns, Charcuterie Boards, Coen Brothers Movies, Raclette Parties

**Dislikes:** Running, Politics, Mustaches, Cynicism

## Quotes

*"Oh 'ello! How you doin? You must BRIE the talk of the town!"* - Greeting quote

##### Success

* *"Oo I WHEELY liked that!"*
* *\*Cheeky Cheesy Chuckle\**
* *\*Dairy Based Tee-Hee*
* *"Talk CURDy to me!"*
* *"Oh My!"*
* *"FETA not stop!"*
* *"Ohhh goodness! Oooo! Oh you Roquefort my world!"* - Level Complete

##### Failure

* *\*Unpleasant Cheesy Sound\*'*
* *"Oh dear..."*
* *\*Cheesy Sadness\**
* *"You can do FETA than that!"*

## Trivia

* This can is seen wearing a pair of thick hipster frames and a spotted bow-tie.
* The background for this level is an open green pasture.
Shize™ Blueberry Tart

**Shize™ Blueberry Tart** is the 13th playable can in OnlyCans: Thirst Date.

## History

Shize™ Blueberry Tart was John Shize III's very first formula in 1975, kicking off a 45-year-long career in making soda. Shize™ Blueberry Tart was a risk, but paid off in spades and created the monetary foundation for Shize. His father wouldn't have approved of this flavour, but as John Shize II always said, "dead men make no flavours."

## Description

Shize™ Blueberry Tart is the brooding and mysterious type. They don't subscribe to cultural norms and have their own dark flair with everything they do. If you can get past their moody exterior, Shize™ Blueberry Tart will treat you right.

## Likes and Dislikes

**Likes:** Alt Rock, Black Cats, Shize™ Juicy Melon

**Dislikes:** Pastel Colors, Bland Foods, Coffee

##### Success

* *\*Cheeky Domme Laugh\**
* *\*Erotic Goth Gasp\**
* *\*Sexy Gothic Moan\**
* *\*Hot Heavy Moan\**
* *"Uh-oh. I'm gonna explode!" \*can orgasming sounds\** - Level Complete

##### Failure

* *\*Disapproving Sound\**
* *\*Irritated Noise\**
* *"Oh..."*

## Trivia

* This can is seen wearing a punky spiked collar and a safety-pin piercing.
* The background for this level is an outdoor skate park, covered in graffiti.
* Shize™ Blueberry Tart is also seen wearing one half of a "Best Friends 4 Ever" necklace, of which Shize™ Juicy Melon has the other half. This relationship hinted at between the cans is solidified in OnlyCans: Hot and Steamy, with the release of Shize™ Blueberry Melon Twist.
Shize™ Eternal Devotion

**Shize™ Eternal Devotion** is the 10th and final playable can in the *Hot and Steamy* DLC, and the overall 39th playable can in OnlyCans: Thirst Date.

## Description

In 2024, Ms. Fishbarck's first move as head of the Shize LLC Board was to formulate an exclusive flavor called Shize™ Eternal Devotion.

It was served exclusively at the board's Valentine's Day party. Below is the invitation for the party.

*"I know you've all had some reservations about the direction I have been taking Shize LLC, but I'd like to extend this celebration as a peace offering.*
*I promise you, together, we can take Shize LLC further than you could ever dream. This Valentine's Day, join me as we devote ourselves to the future of Shize™."*
## Quotes

*"Don't be afraid... Turn off the light- I have such sights to show you..."* - Greeting quote

##### Success

* *\*Doom-Laden Moan\**
* *\*Dominating Gasp\**
* *\*Domineering Breath\**
* *\*Deep Gasp\**
* *"Ahhhh... Ahhh... Do come again... I'll be waiting..."* - Level Complete

##### Failure

* *\*Annoyed Sound\**
* *"NO."*
* *\*Irritated Sound\**
* *\*Frustrated Sound\**

## Trivia

* This can is not wearing anything, but has a number of purple souls orbiting it.
* The background for this level is the Shize CEO office at night, looking out onto a neon cityscape.
* This can will complete itself, even if you would otherwise fail it.
* This can is voiced by Nick Nocturne aka NightMind
Shize™ Factory Rust

**Shize™ Factory Rust** is the 28th playable can in OnlyCans: Thirst Date.

## History

Late in 2019, investors in Shize™ were shocked to learn that John Shize III had been quietly selling off Shize™ production facilities all across the world to help fund a very important secret project. Due to the sudden lack of supply, the board was forced to re-open the old Sheez™ factory in Russia. Regrettably, the dilapidated machinery could only produce one flavor: Rust.

## Description

Shize™ Factory Rust is a party animal, living every day like it's their last. They love to get down and dirty and aren't afraid of a little mess. Sure, they're kind of rough around the edges, but with enough work, you can grind them down.

## Likes and Dislikes

**Likes:** Grime Music, Dirty Talk, Partying, The Rain, Urban Exploration

**Dislikes:** Cleaning, Being Tied Down, The Quiet, Life

## Quotes

*"Yeah! First party in THIRTY YEARS!"* - Greeting quote

##### Success

* *\*Beatboxing\**
* *"Oh! Hardcore!"*
* *"Ahhhh..."*
* *\*Pleasant Rustiness\**
* *\*Coughing\* "I can now die!"* - Level Complete

##### Failure

* *\*Corroded Grunt\**
* *\*Rusty Hiss\**
* *"COME ON!"*

## Trivia

* This can is seen wearing some long-faded neon glow-stick bracelets and piercings, and is covered in rust.
* The background for this level is an abandoned and vandalized apartment building.
Shize™ Sardine Surprise

**Shize™ Sardine Surprise** is the 27th playable can in OnlyCans: Thirst Date.

## History

In 2017, John Shize III announced that Shize™ LLC would be diversifying the business into fishery, submersibles, and ocean exploration, stating in LIME Magazine, "The seas are a bountiful place. There have been more people on the surface of the moon than to the bottom of the Mariana Trench! In my years of travelling the world alone, I've learned much about what waits down in the abyss, what they left behind for us- and now with Shize™ Fisheries, we shall bring it all to the surface... for my son."

## Description

It's literally a can of sardines.

What do you want from me?

## Likes and Dislikes

**Likes:** The Ocean

**Dislikes:** The Land

## Quotes

*"Come Matey! Time to play with me Jolly Rodger!"* - Greeting quote

##### Success

* *"Bucko!"*
* *"Oh ya Laddie!"*
* *"Matey!"*
* *"Oh-ho-ho matey!"*
* *"Keep goin'"*
* *"Again me Hearty!"*
* *\*Happy Booty Sounds\**
* *"Clear the deck! There she blows!"* - Level Complete

##### Failure

* *"Blimey ya dog..."*
* *"Oh me rope's end..."*
* *\*Grumpy Pirate Sounds\**
* *"Ya turd-bucket!"*
* *"Ya WENCH!"*
* *"Ya absolute bunghole!"*
* *"Landlubber!"*

## Trivia

* This can is not wearing anything.
* This is the only non-cylindrical can in the game.
* The background for this level is a fishing museum.
Shize™ Light Edition

**Shize™ Light Edition** is the second playable can in OnlyCans: Thirst Date.

## History

Returning to the company in 2012 after over a decade of seclusion and soul-searching, John Shize III created his first new beverage in honor of his late son, John Shize IV. Shize™ Light was a beacon of hope and a return to form for the declining company that had just been returned to the Shize Family dynasty. It was released at the same time as Shize™ Gamer Energy.

## Description

Spending time with Shize™ Light is truly heavenly. They are a listener and a giver. If you want to feel like you are in the mile-high-club, then you must check them out. You know what they say: Shize™ Light gives you flying appendages.

## Likes and Dislikes

**Likes:** Flying, Yoga, The Wind, Extreme Sports

**Dislikes:** Smoking, Darkness, The Ground, Failing Parachutes

## Quotes

*"Oh... I'm all shaken up!"* - Greeting quote

##### Success

* *\*Heavenly Gasp\**
* *\*Angelic Moan\**
* *\*Cloud-Bound Yell\**
* *\*Happy Moan\**
* *\*Pleasured Prayer\**
* *"Ahhhhh! Ah! Oh my!" \*Laughs\** - Level Complete

##### Failure

* *"Oh."*
* *"Nah..."*
* *\*Unhappy Sound\**

## Trivia

* This can is seen wearing a heavenly halo.
* The background for this level is a heavenly cloudscape.
* The round timer for this level is 40 seconds, instead of the usual 30.
Shize™ Taro Tease

**Shize™ Taro Tease** is the 17th playable can in OnlyCans: Thirst Date.

## History

Shize™ Taro Tease was exclusively released in Japan in 2014 as part of a marketing campaign for momentary sensation idol Knotty Doll (Notti Doru), a self-proclaimed lover of taro bubble tea. The highly eroticized publicity stunt attracted the attention of conservative western audiences who made calls to sabotage the brand's products. Shizeheads™, however, responded by further strengthening their support of the company.

## Description

Shize™ Taro Tease's playful charms will make you blush. Every single one of their moves is profoundly erotic. They have a mysterious aura, though if you manage to get close to them, you may discover that it merely conceals their vulnerable side. They have been hurt many times before, but only because they love too intensely.

## Likes and Dislikes

**Likes:** Lace, Bubble Tea, Shibari, Fairy Lights

**Dislikes:** Facebook, Kink Shaming, Long Movies, Cold Feet

## Quotes

All of Shize™ Taro Tease's lines are in Japanese.
*"Do you want to play?"* - Greeting quote

##### Success

* *\*Hot Moan\**
* *"UwU..."*
* *\*Tied Up Gasp\**
* *\*Pleasured Gasp\**
* *\*Bratty Laugh\**
* *\*Cheeky Giggle\**
* *\*Aching Moan\**
* *\*Kinky Wince\**
* *\*Moans\* "Hai!!!"* - Level Complete

##### Failure

* *"Nani?"*
* *\*Sigh\**
* *"Nyah!"*

## Trivia

* This can is seen wearing an intricate Shibari-style rope bondage outfit..
* The background for this level is an industrial basement, full of pipes and steam.
Shize™ Raw Meat

**Shize™ Raw Meat** is the 26th playable can in OnlyCans: Thirst Date.

## History

Shize™ Raw Meat was one of the final nails in the coffin that spelled the end of the Sheez™ corporation. Desperate to try and capitalise on the recent health-conscious crazes of the time, Sheez™ attempted to produce a protein soda that would be marketed towards young to middle-aged adults. Unfortunately, due to several mistranslations, Shize™ Raw Meat was not well received... because nobody wanted to drink something that sounded like it tasted like raw meat.

## Description

Shize™ Raw Meat might look a bit unpleasant, but inside beats the heart of a passionate lover. If you can look past the less-than-stellar reputation they've built for themselves, you might find something special there.

## Likes and Dislikes

**Likes:** Steak, Lamb, Cottage Pie, Chicken, Eggs, Octopus Rings

**Dislikes:** Vegetables, Emotional Vulnerability, Brand Managers

##### Success

* *"Meaty..."*
* *\*Blue Moan\**
* *\*Medium-Rare Moan\**
* *"Mmm..."*
* *\*Well-Done Gasp\**
* *\*Visceral Squirt Sound\** - Level Complete

##### Failure

* *\*Choking Sound\**
* *\*Angry Hiss\**
* *"Eck!"*

## Trivia

* This can is not wearing anything, but is instead wrapped up in an undulating octopus tentacle.
* The background for this level is an abandoned warehouse.
Sheez™ Cold Beet Stew

**Sheez™ Cold Beet Stew** is the 22nd playable can in OnlyCans: Thirst Date.

## History

In 1999, Russian bootleg company Sheez™ put their own spin on the market of carbonated drinks. Inspired by a family recipe, Sheez™ Cold Beet Stew became a major hit in the Eastern European market. John Shize III, with a visible wince of disgust, described the drink as "coarse", but Sheez™ Cold Beet Stew would, in time, allow Sheez™'s directives to take hold of his company.

## Description

Sheez™ Cold Beet Stew is a demanding lover. Try as you might to impress them, it will not happen. Still, they have a weirdly irresistible know-how semblance and don't beat around the bush when it comes to rough play. A few rounds with them will be enough to create memories to last for a lifetime... for better or for worse.

## Likes and Dislikes

**Likes:** Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica, Beyonce

**Dislikes:** Monogamy, Curry, Capitalism

## Quotes

*"Let's get this over with. I don't have high hopes for you but... prove me wrong."* - Greeting quote

##### Success

* *"Beet me."*
* *"Da!"*
* *"Oh!"*
* *"Mmh."*
* *"Oh there we go. Well, it was marginally better than my husband."* - Level Complete

##### Failure

* *"Pathetic."*
* *\*Unimpressed Sigh\**
* *\*Disappointed Shrug\**
* *"Meh..."*
* *"Don't beet around the bush..."*

## Trivia

* This can is seen wearing fishnet stockings and is smoking a cigarette.
* The background for this level is a storm drain.
* Sheez™ Cold Beet Stew's likes are a reference to an episode of The Office.
Shize™ Elderflower

**Shize™ Elderflower** is the 7th playable can in OnlyCans: Thirst Date.

## History

During his decade-long voyage of mourning, self-reflection, and discovery, John Shize III spent a year in Romania researching local customs and legends. His journey left him with fond memories of his time with the locals, and so he launched a range of products for a Romanian audience in 2016, starting with Shize™ Elderflower.

## Description

Shize™ Elderflower is a classy brand. They are a little petulant, enjoy the finest things in life, and aren't afraid to take what they want. Shize™ Elderflower loves to be outside, surrounded by nature; they feel most at home amongst the flowers.

## Likes and Dislikes

**Likes:** Flowers, Plants, The Forest, Old Buildings

**Dislikes:** Dairy Products, Direct Sunlight, Garlic

## Quotes

All spoken quotes by Shize™ Elderflower are in Romanian.

*"In a field full of many flowers you are the one perfect rose."* - Greeting quote

##### Success

* *\*Extremely Satisfied Moan\**
* *"Harder!"*
* *\*Deep Flowery Keen\**
* *"Oooo!"*
* *\*Lewd Romanian Sounds of Pleasure\** - Level Complete

##### Failure

* *\*Unpleasant Grunt\**
* *\*Off-timed Wince\**
* *\*Dissatisfied Groan\**
* *"No"*

## Trivia

* This can is seen wearing a pearl necklace. This is a reference to the sexual act of the same name.
* The background for this level is is a floral hotel lobby, possibly leading to the same hotel function room as seen in Shize™ Lemon Party.
Bingsfos

UHB No.14 Bingsfos is a small diesel shunter with a big heart.

Bingsfos was built at UHB's workshop in 1996, is the youngest on the railway and therefore very curious about how it was there in the old days. He loves to hear the other, older locomotives tell stories from before his time.

Bingsfos is friends with everyone, at least he tries to be. Sometimes it's not that easy, especially when Setskogen is in a foul mood.

He has a love-hate relationship with Setskogen and it is probably quite mutual. He is a little scared of her, but at the same time it tickles a little extra in the engine compartment when he manages to anger her. They are constantly in bickering, but after all, they are actually quite fond of each other.

His best friend is Høland, who he looks up to very much, but he also has a nice tone with Prydz and Odda.

He steers away from Granfos as best he can, but sometimes they clash, and then it's good to have other friends who stand up for him.

He would love to get to know Tinfos better, but she thinks he is a bit scary, which of course is completely incomprehensible to those who know Bingsfos well.

He's not the most patient locomotive, so he hates to stand idling and watch people work.
Shize™ Cheeky Bit O' Pud

**Shize™ Cheeky Bit O' Pud** is the 19th playable can in OnlyCans: Thirst Date.

## History

Shize™ Cheeky Bit O' Pud was John Shize III's first and only venture into holiday-themed drinks. He had no idea it would be a mistake. Shize™ Cheeky Bit O' Pud ruined the 2015 holiday season when the public loved it so much, they couldn't eat their holiday dinners because they drank too much Shize™ Cheeky Bit O' Pud. It was pulled from the shelves the following January but remains highly popular on the black market.

## Description

There's always room for a Cheeky Bit O' Pud.

## Likes and Dislikes

**Likes:** Presents, Custard, Brandy Cream, Christmas

**Dislikes:** Any Other Holiday Food, New Years Parties, Shize™ Tiramisu

## Quotes

*"D'ya want a bit o' Brandy Cream? Or d'ya want a bit o' Custard?"* - Greeting quote

##### Success

* *\*Satisfied Festive Noise\**
* *"Mmm..."*
* *"Ooh..."*
* *"Ho-ho-ho! Cheeky bit o' Pud!!!!"* - Level Complete

##### Failure

* *"Oh no."*
* *"Nahhh..."*
* *"Ohhh..."*
* *\*Socks for Presents Sound\**

## Trivia

* This can is seen wearing a Christmas cracker hat.
* The background for this level is a cold winter forest, covered in snowfall.
* This can is a reference to the Aunty Donna sketch "Always Room For Christmas Pud".
Sonic the Hedgehog (Character)

Sonic the Hedgehog is a hedgehog and he's really fast. In the movie, Sonic was found as a baby. In the show, Sonic is already a teenager that raised Tails.

## Games

### *Sonic the Hedgehog series*

In Sonic the Hedgehog is Sonic's first appearance. In every Sonic game, you'll start with Sonic right away.

### *Mario & Sonic series*

In Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games is the first Mario & Sonic game where it features both Sonic the Hedgehog and Super Mario Bros. In this series, you automatically start with Mario and Sonic.

### *Super Mario Maker*

In Super Mario Maker, Sonic makes an appearance, but as a costume for Mario. Sonic can be earned by playing Gnat Attack.

## Show appearances

* Sonic the Hedgehog
* Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
* Sonic Underground
* Sonic Boom

## Also see

* Gallery
* Classic Sonic
* Sonic the Hedgehog
Shize™ Liquorliscious

**Shize™ Liquorliscious** is the 12th playable can in OnlyCans: Thirst Date.

## History

Shize™ Liquorliscious was a special flavour developed in 2012 as John Shize III's preparation for the final party before doomsday. Doomsday didn't happen, but Shize™ Liquorliscious became the most requested Shize™ flavour in clubs across the world.

## Description

Shize™ Liquorliscious is a partier through and through. They literally cannot stop partying or they'll cease to exist. They know no pain or sleep or fear, making them the ideal partner for any Friday night.

## Likes and Dislikes

**Likes:** Neon Bracelets, Waiting in Lines, Rainy Days, White Shirts

**Dislikes:** Self-Preservation, Instincts, Reading, Daylight

##### Success

* *\*Pleasured Audio\**
* *\*Party Rock Moaning\**
* *\*Gasping for More\**
* *"Ohhh" \*Hiss\**
* *\*The Sounds of Pure Party Energy\** - Level Complete

##### Failure

* *\*Frustrated Hiss\**
* *"Nuh-Uh..."*
* *\*Bamboozled Hiss\**
* *\*Sigh\**

## Trivia

* This can is seen wearing neon shutter shades, glow-stick bracelets, and a heart-shaped piercing.
* The background for this level is a neon-lit city exterior at night.
Shize™ Ful Medames

**Shize™ Ful Medames** is the 15th playable can in OnlyCans: Thirst Date.

## History

The Shize™ company fell on hard times after the departure of its CEO. However, when John Shize III returned a decade later in 2012, he brought the investment money of one of the most prolific Egyptian businessmen- Sahir Shaikh. With the capital injection and John's sure leadership at their back, Ful Medames thrust Shize™ to its original glory! Sahir, plenty satisfied with his investment, then entertained John's request to gain access to the country's ancient relics.

## Description

Shize™ Ful Medames has pleasures all regions of the Middle East from the souls of Riyadh to the shores of the Persian Gulf. Now, even you can experience what can only be described as the timeless taste of fava beans cooked with the finest of extra virgin olive oils from the fields.

## Likes and Dislikes

**Likes:** Oil, Dubai, Toum (Garlic Sauce)

**Dislikes:** Secrets, Bacon, Bebsi, The Letter P

## Quotes

*\*Laughing\* "Hello..."* - Greeting quote

##### Success

* *\*Erotic Gasp\**
* *"Ooooo..."*
* *"Yes..."*
* *\*Sensual Moans\** - Level Complete

##### Failure

* *"Err..."*
* *"Hmm?"*
* *"Huh?"*
* *\*Slighted Sound\**

## Trivia

* This can is seen wearing a pair of gold-rimmed aviator sunglasses.
* The background for this level is a series of sandstone arches.
Shize™ Veggie Broth

**Shize™ Veggie Broth** is the 16th playable can in OnlyCans: Thirst Date.

## History

Shize™ Veggie Broth was formulated in 1844 when Shize™'s production facility broke down right before a charity ball, forcing John Shize I to think on his feet. He threw a few fresh veggies and some expired chemicals into a nearby pot, and the rest is history. It was reinstated as a modern flavour in 2013 upon John Shize III's return.

## Description

Shize™ Veggie Broth might look traditional, but don't let their label fool you! They're up for new experiences and love being the loudest one at the party. They've got more stories than they can count, and some of them are actually interesting! If you're up for a healthy, well-traveled partner, Shize™ Veggie Broth is the one for you.

## Likes and Dislikes

**Likes:** Carrots, Broccoli, Morphine

**Dislikes:** Fruits and Fruit Based Products

## Quotes

*"What's your favourite vegetable? Mine's the aubergine..."* - Greeting quote

##### Success

* *"Ooo..."*
* *\*Carrot-Filled Moan\**
* *\*Cucumbery Laugh\**
* *\*Gravy Gasp\**
* *\*Eggplant-Stuffed Gasp\**
* *"You're making me froth..." \*moans vegetably\** - Level Complete

##### Failure

* *"Nuh-uh..."*
* *"Oh."*
* *"Mm."*
* *"Awh..."*

## Trivia

* This can is not wearing anything.
* The background for this level is an indoor Victorian-style shopping arcade.
Shize™ Mustard

**Shize™ Mustard** is the 20th playable can in OnlyCans: Thirst Date.

## History

Sheez™ continued to use the Shize™ brand name throughout the 00s, producing various ill-fated products. Shize™ Mustard was heavily marketed to Eastern Bloc countries, such as Bulgaria, Albania, and Romania. Rumors that John Shize III burned down a Romanian corner shop when he saw the drink for the first time are totally unsubstantiated.

## Description

Shize™ Mustard is a tart and tangy little drink that will add some much-needed spice to your life! Some people find them overpowering, but if you can handle them, you're in for one of the most exciting experiences of your life.

## Likes and Dislikes

**Likes:** Sandwiches, Sausages, Hot Dogs, Burgers, Rope-Play, Knife-Play

**Dislikes:** Being Spread too Thin, Bland Food, Shize™ Original

## Quotes

*"You wanna taste me, don't you?"* - Greeting quote

##### Success

* *\*Sadistic Laugh\**
* *\*High-Pitched Gasp\**
* *\*Pleasured Sigh\**
* *\*Enjoyable Moan\**
* *"Oooh..."*
* *"Mmm... Hell Yes..." \*Laughter\** - Level Complete

##### Failure

* *\*Grumpy Sound\**
* *\*Disapproving Noise\*\**
* *\*Irritated Sound\**
* *\*Sour Note\**

## Trivia

* This can is seen wearing a leather BDSM harness.
* The background for this level is an underground dungeon.
Shize™ Cream Tea

**Shize™ Cream Tea** is the 5th playable can in the *Hot and Steamy* DLC, and the overall 34th playable can in OnlyCans: Thirst Date.

## Description

To celebrate being granted the Royal Warrant for soda manufacturing, Shize™️ LLC released a flavor worthy of one of the longest reigning sovereigns in the world in 1990. The reception was truly majestic:

*To John Shize III,*
*The Queen wishes me to write and thank you for the delicious flavour you have created specially for her. She's ever so grateful.*
*Her Majesty was delighted to discover Shize™️ Cream Tea abides to Her highest of highest standards.*
*I am to send The Queen's good wishes to you and your family, and to once again, thank you for this illustious new invention.*
*All the best,
Candice Cannes, Lady-in-waiting*
## Quotes

*"Oh I say... D'you prefer the jam first? ...or the cream...?"* - Greeting quote

##### Success

* *\*Haughty Chuckle\**
* *"Yes..."*
* *\*Jubilant Laughter\**
* *\*Posh Shudder\**
* *"Ohhh myyyy..."*
* *"Mmh!!!"*
* *"Oh-f-Oh-for QUEEN AND COUNTRY! RULE BRITANNIA" \*Sumptuous Mumbles\** - Level Complete

##### Failure

* *"Eurgh..."*
* *"Well that's just not cricket..."*
* *"Oh how undesirable..."*
* *\*Repulsed Yelp\**
* *\*Displeased Gasp\**
* *"REALLY?!"*
* *\*Scoffs\**
* *\*Wretches\**

## Trivia

* This can is seen wearing an elegant gilded monocle, and a Tudor-esque Royal ruffled collar.
* The background for this level is a tiled palace interior.
* Shize™ Cream Tea is voiced by Gregory Holgate, AKA The Stupendium.
* The background music is *"Cream Tea"* by Chel Wong.
Shize™ Dark Chocolate

**Shize™ Dark Chocolate** is the first playable can in the *Hot and Steamy* DLC, and the overall 30th playable can in OnlyCans: Thirst Date.

## Description

Below is an excerpt from CanLover69's seminal, self-insert, slow burn Shize™ canfiction "A Night With Dark Chocolate: She Makes Me Melt"

*The lingerie that caressed her taught aluminium frame fluttered as she spun in the air, suspended but nothing but my need for her.*
*I swallowed nervously, my mouth dry as my gaze traced over her polished rim.*
*Finally, she spoke. "Oh, hello dear, you look so thirsty. Would you like a drink?"*
*Those words. Those simple words. All hope at a chance to speak was gone. I nodded mutely to my sweet confectionary goddess.*
*I held up the squirt bottle and spritzed her. Droplets like virginial dew slid across her perfect aluminium sides, dripping moist trails down her perfect form.*

## Quotes

*"Come on over here and bite my nibs..."* - Greeting quote

##### Success

* *"Coco-OH!"*
* *"Mmh..."*
* *\*Melty Moan\**
* *"Confection..."*
* *\*Sugary Laugh\**
* *\*Silky Moan\**
* *"Mmmmmmm... I'm melting..."* - Level Complete

##### Failure

* *\*Untempered Sigh\**
* *"Bitter-Sweet."*
* *\*Distressed Noise\**

## Trivia

* This can is seen wearing a ribbon blindfold. Hot wax is being dripped over it throughout the round.
* The background for this level is a candlelit massage parlour.
Prydz

UHB number 7 Prydz is Norway's youngest steam locomotive and the very last steam locomotive sold to Norway. This of course makes her special and she knows that well. But that doesn't make her cocky, she is kind and down to earth, and she does not let anyone boss her around.

She does not like other locomotives arguing, and often tries to calm the mood and make everyone friends again. But even if she can come across as humble and careful, she is no push-over. She has a strong will and determination and will stop at nothing to help someone who needs it. She can even become a bit intense when there is something she's really passionate about, to the point where she can scare people away.

Prydz is also very proud of her name, because she is named after an important person instead of a place name like the others.

The best thing she knows is to pull the Christmas train, as she is very fond of the Christmas mood and all the children who come to visit.

She is the most photographed locomotive on the railway and she doesn't mind, she is probably a little bit conceited after all. If she had been a human being, she would probably have had an Instagram account full of selfies.

She also has a hidden talent for blowing smoke rings ...
Shize™ Strawberry Kiwi

**Shize™ Strawberry Kiwi** is the 4th playable can in OnlyCans: Thirst Date.

## History

Shize™ Strawberry Kiwi was John Shize II's final flavour before tragically passing away after attempting the Flying Constantine in 1975. This meant the Shize™ torch was handed off to John Shize III, ushering the most turbulent time (so far) in Shize™'s long history.

## Description

Shize™ Strawberry Kiwi is a free spirit. They are a flower child who believes in the healing energy of nature and love. If you choose Shize™ Strawberry Kiwi, you'll become more connected to the soda you truly are, in your soul.

## Likes and Dislikes

**Likes:** Disco Music, Gushers, Crystals, Zodiac Signs

**Dislikes:** Computers, Newspapers, Nonfiction

##### Success

* *\*Erotic Moan\**
* *\*Happy Moan\**
* *"Ooo!"*
* *\*Pleasant Moan\**
* *"Yes!"*
* *\*Joyous Gasp\**
* *\*High Pitched Moan and Laughter\** - Level Complete

##### Failure

* *"Uff..."*
* *"Eugh..."*

## Trivia

* This can is seen wearing pink heart-shaped sequin nipple pasties.
* The background for this level is a photography studio with a backdrop.
Rookie Bowser

## Appearance

Rookie Bowser looks just like Bowser only with a blue mask on him and his boss is Popple.

## Games

### *Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga (Game Boy Advance, 2003)*

Rookie Bowser gets fought 2 times. Both times are with Popple. All Rookie Bowser does is throw hammers at you. To dodge this attack, you need to use your Hammers to hammer the hammers Rookie Bowser throws at you. Same thing with the remake of Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga on the 3DS. Rookie Bowser also lost his memory after being shot out of the cannon from Tolstar back in Stardust Fields. The first time Rookie Bowser is being fought is in Chateau de Chucklehuck. The second time is in Woohoo Hooinversity.

## Attacks

* Throws hammers
* Breathes fire
1: Bingsfos the curious

The first book in the series. It has 5 standard length stories and 4 specials.

The title is dedicated to the main character, Bingsfos, and his eager to learn more about the railway and its history.

### Stories

Winter

Bingsfos' name

Tinfos

Høland and Høland

Cumbersome

### Specials

Losing someone you love

Dread and Horror

Forgiveness

The engine that stole Christmas
Bob-omb Battlefield

Bob-omb Battlefield is the first course to be in of Super Mario 64 and its remake on the DS.

## Bob-omb Battlefield

### All Games

Super Mario 64
Super Mario 64 DS
Super Mario 3D All-Stars

### Species

 Bob-omb
 Goomba

### Enemies

Bob-omb
Goomba
Green Koopa Troopa (Only in certain missions)
Mega Chain Chomp
 Bubbles

## Missions

### *Super Mario 64*

* Big Bob-omb on the Summit
* Footrace with Koopa the Quick
* Shoot to the Island in the Sky
* Find the 8 Red Coins
* Mario Wings to the Sky
* Behind Chain Chomp's Gate

### *Super Mario 64 DS*

* Big Bob-omb on the Summit
* Footrace with Koopa the Quick
* 5 Silver Stars
* Big Bob-omb's Revenge
* Mario Wings to the Sky
* Find the 8 Red Coins
* Behind Chain Chomp's Gate

## Differences with Bob-omb Battlefield in the DS version

In Super Mario 64 DS, Bob-omb Battlefield has different missions than from Super Mario 64.

## Power-Ups

* Coin
* Red Coin
* Wing Cap
* Green Shell
World 5-1 (New Super Mario Bros. Wii)

## Star Coin Locations

**Star Coin 1:** Under the giant green Koopa Shell where there is a Red Paratroopa and an item box.

**Star Coin 2:** Under another green Koopa shell underwater.

**Star Coin 3:** In a pipe at the end of the level where the giant green Koopa shell is and when entering the pipe, you'll be taken underground.
Candy May

**Candy May** is one of Angela’s classmates. She is an incredibly dim child who isn't allowed near sharp objects and loves playing with glitter and paste. It is suggested that she is older than the other students in her class and was held back a year due to her poor intelligence.

## Appearance

Candy wears a pink shirt, with a white unicorn on it, purple pants and green shoes, and has short, crudely-cut blonde hair, which she presumably cut herself.

## Trivia

* Her presence is marked by a slow instrumental version of "Pop Goes the Weasel".
Ant Trooper

Ant Trooper from Super Mario 3D World

Most **Ant Troopers** walk the same way like a Spike Top and a Spiked Ant Trooper. Ant Troopers can't be defeated at all. Every time you jump on an Ant Trooper, you'll just go back up in the air and continuing jumping on the Ant Trooper. Ground Pounding doesn't even work.

## Super Mario 3D World and Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury

Ant Troopers won't appear until you get to World 4. Ant Troopers appear in the first level of World 4, World 4-1: Ant Trooper Hill. This level has to types of Ant Troopers... Ant Troopers and Mega Ant Troopers.

## Super Mario Maker 2

Ant Troopers appear in Super Mario Maker 2. The only way to add an Ant Trooper to your level is by going to the Super Mario 3D World game style. Once you do that, then you can add an Ant Trooper to your level.

## Game Appearances

* Super Mario 3D World (2013)
* Super Mario Maker 2 (2019)
* Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury (2021)
Овца

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