Dodgebrawl

**Dodgebrawl** is the fourth episode from *Total Drama Island*, the first season of *Total Drama*.

## Characters

* Chris McLean
* Lindsay
* Justin *(no lines)*
* Noah
* Owen
* Trent *(no lines)*
* Cody *(no lines)*
* Heather
* Beth *(no lines)*
* Tyler
* Bridgette *(no lines)*
* Geoff
* Duncan
* DJ
* Katie *(no lines)*
* Sadie *(no lines)*
* Courtney
* Harold
* Gwen
* Eva *(mentioned)*
* Leshawna
* Izzy *(no lines)*
* Chef Hatchet *(no lines)*

## Recap

* **Chris:** Last time on Total Drama Island. The Screaming Gophers kicked butt in the Awake-A-Thon when Duncan took a snooze on the can. And the Killer Bass took their second loss in a row, harsh. Heather orchestrated the first Total Drama Island Alliance by convincing Lindsay and Beth to join forces with her, then pocketed Eva's MP3 player and sat back to watch the fireworks. Nicely played, Heather, nicely played. Even though Eva could've pretty much kick everyone's butt here, in the end, it was her temper that got her kicked off. She became the second camper to rock the Boat of Losers. Who will break the rules of their new alliance? Will Gwen be able to stay awake until the end of the episode? And who will take the next humiliating walk down the Dock of Shame? Stay tuned for the most dramatic campfire ceremony yet, on Total. Drama. Island! *(theme song)*

## Opening: Harold's "Mustache"

* *(The episode begins inside the main lodge were the teams are seen relaxing.)*
* **Chris:** Duncan. You look like crap, dude.
* **Duncan:** Stuff it. *(goes back to sleep)*
* **Courtney:** Harold snored all night.
* **Chris:** Wow, four nights with no sleep? How much are you hurting, dude?
* **Duncan:** Wanna find out?
* **Chris:** No, no, it's cool. It's cool.
* *(Harold arrives. Everyone gasps at the sight of his mustache. Everyone is fascinated by his mustache, even Chris. But it turns out it was a dream. And everyone's actual reactions were laughing.)*
* **Harold:** Okay, what?!
* **Geoff:** Someone messed with your face, dude. *(they continue laughing. Harold takes a look at the mirror and sees his drawn mustache)*
* **Harold:** Hey, sweet stache.

## Gwen's Back!

* **Chris:** Hey, everyone, it's Gwen! *(everyone cheers and claps for her, she is walking very tiredly)*
* **Lindsay:** *(to Justin)* Why are we clapping? *(Courtney isn't happy about Gwen's return.)*
* **Gwen:** I'm so tired. I can't feel my face. *(she drops her head on the table and falls asleep)*
* **Courtney:** *(in the confessional)* We are so sucking right now. Okay, yes, Eva was a psycho, but at least she was an athletic psycho.

## Heather's Rules

* **Heather:** So, let's go over the rules one more time. Number one: I am the captain of this alliance, so I get to make the rules. Number two... *(Beth and Lindsay think)*
* **Lindsay:** Breaking the rules can result in getting kicked out of the alliance?
* **Heather:** Good. Number three: I can borrow any of your stuff without asking, but my stuff is strictly off limits.
* **Lindsay:** I don't know about that last rule.
* **Heather:** That's cool. I can change it. I can also find someone else to take to the final three with me. *(the girls shake their heads)* Good. Wanna have some fun? *(they nod. To the Killer Bass)* Hey, fish-heads, way to kick out your strongest player. Why don't you just give up now? *(Courtney throws some oatmeal at her, but Heather dodges, it hits Gwen behind her)* Missed me. *(Courtney is angry)*

## The Dodgeball Demonstration

* **Chris:** Okay, campers, listen up, your next challenge begins in 10 minutes. And be prepared to bring it! (*the scene changes to a courtroom area surrounded by glass where, the two teams are gathered there. Duncan tiredly walks in and falls asleep on the bench)*
* **Duncan:** Wake me up, and it'll be the last thing you do. *(falls back to sleep. Tyler gulps nervously)*
* **Courtney:** *(rolls her eyes)* This is all your fault, you know? You and your snoring face!
* **Harold:** It's called a medical condition, *(yells into her face)* gosh!
* *(Chef blows his whistle and walks past the campers. He glares at Courtney and Harold and rolls his eyes and shakes his head)*
* **Chris:** Today's challenge is the classic game of dodgeball. The first rule of dodgeball is-
* **Noah:** Do not talk about dodgeball. *(he and Owen smile at each other and laugh)*
* **Chris:** As I was saying, if you get hit with a ball... *(he throws a ball to Courtney and it hits her stomach)*
* **Courtney:** Ooh, ow!
* **Chris:** You're out.
* **Courtney:** *(throws the ball back)* You can't do that!
* **Chris:** *(catches the ball)* If you catch the ball, the thrower gets sent out and the catcher gets to bring in another team member out on the court.
* **Noah:** *(sarcastically)* Throwing balls, gee, another mentally challenging test.
* **Lindsay:** I know, right?
* *(Noah and Owen look at each other confused.)*
* **Chris:** Okay now, Geoff, try to hit me. *(Geoff catches the ball)* If you're holding a ball, you can use it to deflect a ball, but if it knocks the ball out of your hands, you're out.
* **Lindsay:** So, what do I do again when the ball comes at me?
* **Chris:** *(Geoff throws the ball at Chris and deflects it)* You dodge. *(the deflected ball knocks out Lindsay)* Ooh, you were supposed to dodge.
* **Lindsay:** *(has a bump on her forehead)* Ow, right.
* **Chris:** You have one minute until game time. Gophers, you*ll have to sit one person out each game.*

## Noah's Volunteer/Laziness

* *(Scene switches to the Screaming Gophers)*
* **Heather:** Okay, we can't get lazy, the Killer Bass are gonna be trying extra hard to catch up. Who wants to sit the first out with Sleeping Beauty (Gwen) here?
* **Noah:** Alright, alright, i'll volunteer. *(sarcastically)* Now let's see all you keeners get on out there and dodge.

## The Game Starts

* *(The first five people are on the court, Killer Bass: DJ, Courtney, Katie, Tyler and Harold and Screaming Gophers: Heather, Lindsay, Owen, Leshawna and Cody.)*
* **Heather:** Bring it on, fishes, otherwise winning three in a row won't be satisfying.
* **Tyler:** Oh, you're going down! We're gonna bring the dinner to the table and we're gonna eat it! *(Courtney facepalms and Katie rolls her eyes to Tyler's "threat")*
* **Chris:** Both teams ready? Best of five games wins. Now, let's dodge some ball! *(Chef blows his whistle and the game starts. The teams cheer on)*
* *(Cody starts throwing first at Tyler, but he misses. Cody smiles sheepishly after missing. Tyler, overconfident tries to throw the ball at Cody by spinning, but he instead hits Sadie, who is on his team.)*
* **Chris:** That'll smear the makeup.
* **Courtney:** Nice job. *(angrily yelling at Tyler)* Now let's see if you can hit someone on THEIR team!
* *(Owen rushes in and throws a ball at Tyler, he gets pinned to the wall.)*
* **Tyler:** Ow! Darn it!
* *(Chef blows his whistle. Tyler is out, the Killer Bass lose a point is 5-4. The Screaming Gophers cheer for Owen. Cody and Owen high-five. Sadie glares at Tyler and smiles at him for his cockiness. Chef blows his whistle again)*
* **Harold:** Time to unleash my wicked skills.
* **Leshawna:** Yeah? Then bring it, string bean, let's see what you got!
* *(Harold starts running then throws the ball downard, bounces up and lands on the Gophers' side. Leshawna unimpressed watches the ball and grabs it with a grinning face. Harold screams as Leshawna throws the ball at him. He slides to the wall. Chris winces. Harold is out and the Bass lose another point. Score is 5-3. The Gophers clap)*
* **Leshawna:** And that's how we roll! *(Heather claps and Leshawna and Owen high-five)*
* *(Katie prepares to throw a ball.)*
* **Lindsay:** Can someone remind me what I'm supposed to do with this again? *(She gets knocked out by Katie's ball. The Gophers cheer and Katie, DJ and Courtney high-five)*
* *(Lindsay is out and the Gophers lose a point. Now the score is 4-3. The Bass continue cheering. Tyler waves at Lindsay. She waves back. Heather gets annoyed and throws a ball at Tyler and hits his groin.)*
* **Tyler:** *(high-voice)* Mommy!...
* **Courtney:** What the heck was that? Ref, he's not even on the court!
* **Heather:** Oopsies, slipped.
* *(Courtney angrily throws a ball at Heather, but Owen catches the ball just in time. Courtney is out and the Bass lose a point, with the score now being 4-2. Chef calls Gwen in the court. She yawns, scratches her back and gets up on the court. Owen throws a ball at DJ, he dodges and throws one back to Owen, and he dodges, hitting Gwen.)*
* **DJ:** Ooh, sorry.
* **Gwen:** Oh, it's cool, trust me. *(Gwen is out and the Gophers lose a point. The score is a tie, 2-2.)*

## 2v2

* *(The remaining players left are DJ and Katie, on the Bass side, and Leshawna and Cody, on the Gophers side. DJ and Katie throw a ball. Leshawna blocks one but a second ball hits her. She is out. The score is now 1-2, with Cody the last one standing. DJ and Katie glare at a nervous Cody.)*
* **Courtney:** Easy out, guys, easy out.
* *(Cody flips a ball and throws a ball, DJ ducks, but the ball rolls back at him and hits him back.)*
* **Chris:** That is one tough ball to dodge!
* *(Katie throws a ball at Cody, he ducks. He starts to rub the ball on his chest, creating static electricity. He throws the balll at Katie, she starts to run as the ball chases her. She runs into the wall and the ball touches her, eliminating her. The Screaming Gophers win the first round, they cheer for Cody. Cody and Owen high-five again.)*

## Tyler's Strategy

* **Harold:** We can do this. We just have to believe ourselves.
* **Courtney:** Oh, I believe... I believe you *suck*!
* **Tyler:** Yeah, you throw like a girl! *(Geoff laughs)*
* **Courtney:** You should talk!
* **Tyler:** It was a warm-up throw, look, I could dominate this game! Just give all the balls to me! *(Chef blows his whistle for the next round)*
* **Courtney:** Fine, just aim for the other side, okay?
* **Heather:** *(sighs)* All right, Noah, you're up.
* **Noah:** You know, you guys did such an awesome job on the last game that I don't want to mess up your mojo.
* **Heather:** *(raises her eyebrow)* Fine. *(Beth raises her hand to volunteer to the court. Heather allows her)* Let's go, guys.
* *(The Bass are ready against the Gophers with only Tyler using all of the balls. The Gophers look at Tyler confused. He starts to swing all of the balls, but he throws them in the wrong directions. Two nearly hit Chef and Chris, but they catch and dodge the ball.)*
* **Chris:** Hey! Watch the face dude!

## Tyler Hits Lindsay

* *(Tyler throws another one to the rest of the Gophers on the bench. They all get off the bench and dodge the ball. Then he throws the last one and it finally hits a Gopher, but it was Lindsay. He gasps and rushes toward Lindsay.)*
* **Tyler:** Nooo!
* **Courtney:** *(relieved)* Finally!
* **Lindsay:** *(groans)* Um, Tyler? Oh my gosh, my face! How's my face? *(Tyler looks freaked out)*
* **Tyler:** It's really, not that bad. *(Lindsay has several bruises on her face from the dodgeballs she's been hit with several times. Owen and Trent look at each other)* You still look great.
* **Lindsay:** Really?
* **Tyler:** Yeah, really. *(Trent walks up to Tyler and gently throws a ball at him. Tyler is eliminated and Courtney is speechless and facepalms. The score is 4-4.)* You wanna go for a walk?
* **Lindsay:** *(in her head)* Have to say no, have to say no. *(spoken)* Okay!
* *(Heather sees this and is shocked.)*
* **Heather:** Hey, get back here! You are so close to being out of the alliance!

## Owen's Rage

* **Owen:** Great Gatsby, that is it! GAME ON!!!!
* *(He grabs Izzy's ball and knocks out Katie and Sadie, then he grabs Beth's ball and hits Bridgette. Trent passes a ball to Owen. He does a war cry and throws the ball and knocks out Geoff)*
* **Chris:** Ow! That one's worth an instant replay. *(instantly replays Geoff getting hit)* Forward, okay, rewind. Forward, rewind, forward, rewind, forward, *(laughs)* rewind, and pause. *(laughs again)* That's gonna leave a mark.
* **Leshawna:** Ooooh, he dropped it like it was hot!
* *(The score is 4-0 and the Gophers win again. They cheer for Owen.)*
* **Owen:** *(laughs)* I don't know what got into me.

## Noah's "Team Spirit"

* **Heather:** I'm glad *someone* is trying today.
* **Noah:** Oh, sorry, *(sarcastically)* woohoo, way to throw those balls, go, team, go.
* **Heather:** Nice "team spirit". *(to the Bass)* Hey, it's 2-0. How does it feel to suck so much?
* **Harold:** Not very good.
* **Courtney:** *(nervously)* It's not over yet... *(Heather smiles at Courtney, knowing it will be over)* It's so over.

## Waking Duncan Up

* **Courtney:** Okay, this is really bad, one more game and we lose the whole challenge, again! We can't let that happen, people. We need someone strong, someone mean, someone who will crush those stupid Gophers into the dirt! *(they all look at Duncan who's still snoozing)*
* **DJ:** Uh-uh, if we wake him up, he'll kill us.
* **Courtney:** He won't kill us, guys, he wants to win, too.
* **Harold:** Courtney's right, we need Duncan's fierceness to win this!
* **Courtney:** That's the spirit, Harold! Now go wake him up.
* **Harold:** Why me?
* **Courtney:** Because, other than Trent, you are the worst at dodgeball. And if he does kill you, you're the only one we can afford to lose.
* **Harold:** No way, I'm not doing it!
* **Courtney:** Well, who's gonna wake him up? *(they all think. Then they decide to wake him up by using a long tree branch)* We have to go higher. *(they reach to his nose and poke him, he grabs the branch and breaks it in half)*
* **Duncan:** *(to Harold)* You better have a really good reason for sticking this up my nose!
* **Courtney:** *(walks up to Duncan)* Look, we are down 2-nothing. I can appreciate that you need a little nap time, but we need your help.
* **Duncan:** Oh, and why should I help you, darling?
* **Courtney:** Because I can personally guarantee you that if we lose this game, you'll be the one going home, darling.

## Rush the New Guy

* **Duncan:** *(sighs)* Fine, I'll play. On one condition: You do what I say, when I say it. *(Courtney nods)* Okay, here's a strategy I picked up during my first visit to juvie, it's called "Rush the New Guy!"
* *(The scene changes to the last round. Courtney, Duncan, Geoff, Katie and Geoff are up against Izzy, Beth, Owen, Justin and Leshawna. The final round begins. Justin and Leshawna throw their balls at Courtney and Duncan, the two both dodge. Katie picks up the balls and passes them to Courtney and Duncan. Then, the two, Geoff and DJ synchronize throwing the balls. They all hit Owen, knocking him out. The Bass cheer. The score is 4-5.)*
* **Courtney:** Way to go, guys!
* *(Duncan is proud of his teammates. Next, they all throw the balls at the Screaming Gophers, easily defeating them without Owen, their strongest player. Noah notices and uses his "team spirit.")*
* **Noah:** Come on, a little effort out there, people. *(Izzy and Leshawna glare at him)*
* *(The Bass cheer once again. The score is 0-5.)*
* **Courtney:** I think we should do the same thing all over again, so Harold, sit this one out, too.
* **Harold:** But I sat the last one out!
* **Courtney:** It's for the good of the team.
* *(Harold is disappointed while Geoff pats him.)*

## Heather Finds Lindsay and Tyler Cuddling

* **Heather:** Okay, not that Noah, here cares, but we are not losing another game to these guys, got it?! And where is Lindsay? Ugh! *(she walks out of the courtroom and heads to the camp, she finds Lindsay and Tyler cuddling under the boat dock, she gasps)*
* **Lindsay:** *(giggling)* Tyler!
* **Heather:** This is so against the rules!
* **Lindsay:** I'm sorry, I didn't mean it!
* **Tyler:** Hey, why don't you just chill out.
* **Heather:** *(carries a canoe and throws it at Tyler)* Why don't you dodge this?
* **Tyler:** Ow!
* *(Heather and a sad Lindsay walk back to the courtoom.)*
* **Heather:** Sit down and stay there!
* **Lindsay:** *(sad)* Okay.

## Sports Aren't Noah's Thing

* **Heather:** How are we doing? *(Beth gets hit by more dodgeballs)*
* **Noah:** Sports, not my forte, remember?
* **Heather:** You know, you *could* actually give it a shot and *pretend* to care. *(Leshawna is eliminated. The Bass win again and cheer, the score is once again 0-5)* This is s-s-so unacceptable!
* *(Tyler walks back to the bench still hurt from the canoe that Heather whacked him with.)*
* **Courtney:** Where were you?
* **Tyler:** Nowhere.
* **Courtney:** You were with that blonde Gopher girl, weren't you?
* **Tyler:** No. Maybe. So?
* **Courtney:** So? She could've been getting you to spill all of our weaknesses to her!
* *(Lindsay talks to herself.)*

## The Final Game

* **Chris:** Okay, this is it, the final tie-breaking game.
* **Noah:** *(sarcastically)* Go, team, go.
* *(The Killer Bass huddle.)*
* **Duncan:** Okay, who's going in?
* **Harold:** I think it's my turn.
* **Courtney:** No way, we actually have a chance to win this. *(Harold sadly nods in agreement and sits out)*
* **Chris:** Gophers, Bass. Let's send this to the lab and see what you're made of!
* *(The final game starts. The Gophers start doing a strategy.)*
* **Heather:** Come on, people, quick feet, fast hands!
* *(She throws a ball at DJ, he dodges a ball by jumping. Heather jumps a ball. Owen and Cody throw the balls, Chris and Chef watches the ball passing back and forth. Courtney throws a ball and it hits Cody's stomach and another hits Bridgette's head. Beth switches places with Cody. The score is a tie, 4-4. Time passes as some of the Gophers are on the bench. Noah is still reading his book. Justin throws a ball, and Katie throws one. Time continues to pass.)*
* **Noah:** *(sarcastically)* Knock 'em out, throw 'em out, rah, rah. *(a ball hits him)* Ow! *(the Gophers smile)*
* **Heather:** You're right, sports aren't your forte.
* *(Tyler is eliminated and Sadie gets to go on, but due to her not paying attention, she gets hit by a ball and is elminated, angering her and Duncan facepalms. Bridgette sits out and Tyler goes back on. Katie goes back on. Later, Harold finally gets to go on thanks to Geoff.)*
* **Duncan:** Back off the court, princess. *(He walks disappointed)*
* *(Gwen throws a ball at Courtney, for payback earlier.)*
* **Gwen:** *That's* for the oatmeal.
* **Leshawna:** *(laughs)* Oh, you messed with the wrong white girl!
* *(Geoff dodges a ball then gets hit. Leshawna gets hit as well, even Duncan as well, three times. A ball is about to hit Gwen, but Cody literally takes one for the team by getting his kiwis hurt. DJ and Gwen throw the ball at each other, they both get hit. Tyler and Geoff carry DJ. The score is now 1-1, and Harold is the only one left standing, facing against Owen. Harold prepares himself. The Gophers cheer on for Owen.)*

## Owen vs. Harold

* **Owen:** Sorry, dude, but you've gotta down.
* **Duncan:** Goodnight, Harold.
* *(Harold and Owen have a standoff. Harold does a karate move and gestures Owen. Owen begins to charge and throw his remaining balls. Harold dodges most of them. Owen charges up and throws his last ball. In slow motion, Harold surprisingly dodges the last one with his amazing reflexes. Everyone is shocked, including Noah.)*
* **Noah:** *(drops his book)* Whoa!
* **Courtney:** *(astonished)* Timeout, timeout!
* **Duncan:** Man, that boy's got some dodge, where'd you learn to do that?
* **Harold:** *(spits water into Tyler's face)* Figure skating.
* **Geoff:** Harold, that was awesome! But dodging isn't enough.
* **Courtney:** He's right. To win this, either have to throw him out...
* **Duncan:** Which we all know you can't do.
* **Courtney:** Or catch the ball. Can you do it?
* **Harold:** Definitely. *(Bridgette squirts water in his mouth and spits it out on Tyler's face again)*
* **DJ:** Awesome! Now go catch that ball!
* *(The Screaming Gophers cheer for Owen. Harold stands facing Owen for the last time. The Bass chant for Harold)*
* **Killer Bass:** Harold, Harold, Harold, Harold!
* **Owen:** *(prepares to throw his ball)* Cowa.... BUNGA!! *(he throws his final ball with all of his strength)*

## Harold Wins!!

* *(Harold gets hit by the ball and gets pushed to the wall and slides down the floor. Duncan gasps, but Harold successfully caught the ball, declaring the Bass winners.)*
* **Chris:** The Killer Bass win!!
* *(The Bass celebrate and cheer for Harold.)*
* **Courtney and Duncan:** You did it!
* **Owen:** *(shocked)* It's impossible! *(breaks down)* Whhhhhhhy?!!
* *(The Bass carry Harold.)*
* **Duncan:** Nice dodge, skater nerd!

## The Gophers Have Had It With Noah

* **Chris:** Gophers, what happened?
* **Noah:** What can I say? Weak effort. *(everyone gets mad at him that they've had enough with Noah's laziness and his comments towards his own team)*
* **Gwen:** Oh, shut it, Noah! *(leaves)*
* **Heather:** You know, for once, I agree with her. *(leaves as well)*
* *(The rest of the girls and Cody leave.)*
* **Noah:** Touchy. *(Justin, Owen and Trent glare at Noah)* What? I'll tell you, the team spirit here is severely lacking lately.
* **Harold:** *(in the confessional)* I guess I'm a role model now since I won the dodgeball competition. *(eats a bag of chips)* People will probably want my autograph when the show is over and stuff.

## Ending: The Screaming Gophers' First Elimination Ceremony; Noah Gets Voted Off

* **Chris:** Campers, you've already placed your votes and made your decision. One of you will be going home and you can't come back. Ever. When you hear me call out your name, come pick up a marshmallow. Owen. Gwen. Cody. Trent. *(Trent and Justin high five)* Heather. Beth. Justin. Leshawna. Izzy. *(Izzy and Lindsay hold hands smiling)* The final marshmallow goes to... *(dramatic pause)* Lindsay. *(Noah is shocked)*
* **Lindsay:** Woohoo, yeah!
* **Noah:** What, are you kidding me?
* **Lindsay:** Woohoo! *(kisses her marshmallow)*
* **Noah:** All right, see if I care! Good luck, because, you just voted out the only one with any brains on this team! *(they all throw their marshmallow at him)* Ow!
* **Leshawna:** You need to learn a little thing called "respect," turkey! *(the Gophers cheer and laugh at him)*
* **Noah:** Whatever, I'm outta here.
* **Chris:** All right, so it wasn't the most dramatic campfire ceremony ever, but I still get paid. *(laughs)* Bonus! *(the episode ends)*

## References

1. ↑ In the censored version, "crap" is replaced with "death"
2. ↑ In the censored version, Duncan says stick it.
3. ↑ In the censored version, Courtney says stinking.
4. ↑ In the censored version, Courtney said stink
5. ↑ In the censored version, the word "suck" is taken out
6. ↑ In the censored version, Courtney said "lame-o" instead