Michael Jones/YDYD

*This article is about Michael Jones' appearance in* Ya Dead, Ya Dead*. For Michael's appearances in other seasons, see Michael Jones.*

## Information

### Alias(es)

One Mike
Mogar
Tree Buddies (with Jeremy Dooley, Gavin Free, and Ryan Haywood)
Tree Boys (with Jeremy Dooley, Gavin Free, and Ryan Haywood)
Three Little Laddies (with Jeremy Dooley and Gavin Free)
Boi
Kevin McCallister
A Bear
My Boi
Your Grandpa
Grandpa Boi
Awful Piece of Shit
Ead-Day Usband-Hay
Old Man
My Grandpa
Grandpa
Buddy

## Appearances

### Death

"Michael's Epic Journey"

**Michael Vincent Jones** was a character in *Ya Dead, Ya Dead*. He made his debut in "Ya Dead, Ya Dead". He died of old age in "Michael's Epic Journey" and was sent to Hell. Being the last Achievement Hunter to die, he was the sole survivor of the season.

## Biography

### "Gavin Two"

*"I'm looking at two Creepers and an Enderman. I could be back with Gavin right now."
"No, no, no, no, Michael. It's never the answer, never the answer."
"I mean, it's not suicide if I just try to fight and lose."*
―Michael Jones and Jeremy Dooley[src]
Michael, still stuck in the jungle with nighttime approaching, decided to place down a furnace and a crafting table and wait out the night while cooking his raw porkchops. At Happy House, Jeremy Dooley decided to chase Trevor Collins up the latter's tower. However, Trevor jumped down, and Jeremy followed him, resulting in both of their deaths upon impact with the ground. Michael, now the only Achievement Hunter still alive, worried about what would happen to him while he was alone in the jungle surrounded by monsters. He witnessed a Wolf killing a Skeleton and remarked that it was cool.

### "Michael's Epic Journey"

*"My wife's dead. My husband's dead. My friends are dead. Even Jack's dead. Got him."*
―Michael Jones[src]
Having survived in the jungle until daytime, Michael continued to wander aimlessly as he reminisced about his dead friends. At last, he discovered the tower that Trevor Collins had built in the previous episode and followed it, returning to Happy House for the first time in two episodes. Michael jumped through Jack Pattillo's farm and rummaged through the group's chests before declaring that he would start a new life and create a new land where polygamy was legal and dying was forbidden. After discarding everything in his inventory, Michael set out on his journey, never to see Happy House again.

From there, a new chapter in Michael's life began. Michael wandered through the desert, where he fought off a group of Skeletons and managed to survive. He sailed across the ocean on a Boat. He wandered through the treetops of a dense forest filled with giant mushrooms. He traversed a snowy mountain peak, walking past some Llamas along the way. He wandered through some plains and eventually made it to a mesa, where he emerged from a cave in a mountain of terra cotta. He wandered through snowy taiga and across a frozen lake during a harsh blizzard. He wandered through some more plains, now equipped with a full set of Diamond Armor and a Diamond Sword. On a jungle mountaintop, he and some Cows watched the sun set over a desert.

Fifty long years passed, and Michael now ruled over his own kingdom, complete with a castle and a statue of himself in his prime. After slowly walking back into his castle due to his advanced age, he came across a set of Armor Stands that he had decorated to look like his dead friends, though he could no longer remember all of them. After having one final conversation with the Armor Stands, he slowly walked up the stairs to his bed. After falling asleep, he was visited by the ghosts of his dead friends. Michael himself then died of old age, finally ending his fifty years of pain. At first, his soul ascended to Heaven before it came crashing down to Hell.

### After Death

*"We all went to Hell, huh?"
"No shock there, right?"*
―Michael Jones and Jack Pattillo[src]
Michael came crashing down into Hell, where he was recognized by Jeremy Dooley and Geoff Ramsey. They were soon joined by Gavin Free, Ryan Haywood, and Jack Pattillo, who all caught Michael up on what had been going on in Hell over the past fifty years. Among other things, Michael learned that he was now a permanent geriatric since he died of old age, but everyone else was still young and spry. Michael then finally reunited with his wife Lindsay Jones and wanted to embrace them, but Michael was informed that Lindsay was now married to a Zombie Pigman named Gary, whom Lindsay and the other Hunters all loved more than they loved Michael. An angry and jealous Michael tried to punch Gary, only to be informed that no one can die in Hell. Michael then cried about his predicament, knowing he would be stuck in this situation for the rest of eternity.

## Appearances

* Episode 1: "Ya Dead, Ya Dead"
* Episode 2: "Tree Boys"
* Episode 3: "Gavin Two"
* Episode 4: "Michael's Epic Journey" ***(death; in Hell)***

## Trivia

* Michael Jones was the first sole survivor in the *Ya Dead, Ya Dead* series.
	+ He was also the first sole survivor to die in his winning season.
* Taking into account Michael Jones' age, as well as the date when *Ya Dead, Ya Dead* was filmed, released, and (presumably) took place, Michael would have died in 2068 at the age of 80, making him the oldest character ever featured in the *Ya Dead, Ya Dead* series.

## References

1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 *Ya Dead, Ya Dead* episode 1: "Ya Dead, Ya Dead"
2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 *Ya Dead, Ya Dead* episode 2: "Tree Boys"
3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 3.2 3.3 *Ya Dead, Ya Dead* episode 3: "Gavin Two"
4. ↑ 4.00 4.01 4.02 4.03 4.04 4.05 4.06 4.07 4.08 4.09 4.10 4.11 4.12 4.13 4.14 4.15 4.16 4.17 *Ya Dead, Ya Dead* episode 4: "Michael's Epic Journey"