Season 7 - Episode 1

## Season 7, Episode 1 - A Purrfect Wedding

After the previous season, there’s a time-skip on the Bing Bunch to allow the characters some time to develop. When the Bing Bunch comes back, it is briefly rebranded as “The Bing Bunch - The Next Generation” before this is abandoned.

The episode of The Bing Bunch shows how Karkat and Scribbles tie the knot and celebrate their love. They have been dating for three years, ever since they met online, where they bonded over their mutual interests and hobbies. They have overcome many obstacles and challenges together, such as their cross-species differences, their cultural clashes, and their family issues. They have also shared many happy and romantic moments together, such as their first date, their first kiss, and their first anniversary.

Karkat and Scribbles are very much in love with each other, and they want to spend the rest of their lives together. However, they also realize that they have different traditions and customs when it comes to marriage, and that they will have to make some compromises and adjustments. Karkat is a troll from Alternia, a planet where marriage is a complex and sacred ritual that involves blood color, caste system, quadrants, and matespritship. Scribbles is a cat from Earth, a planet where marriage is a simple and secular ceremony that involves rings, vows, and love.

Karkat and Scribbles decide to have a hybrid wedding that combines elements from both of their cultures and backgrounds. They do some things to plan their wedding, such as:

* They choose a venue that is suitable for both of them. They decide to have their wedding at the Bing Bunch’s home, which is a large and cozy house that can accommodate guests from different realms and dimensions. They also decorate the house with flowers, balloons, banners, and candles.
* They choose a date that is meaningful for both of them. They decide to have their wedding on June 12th, which is the anniversary of their first online chat. They also choose a time that is convenient for both of them. They decide to have their wedding at noon, which is the middle point between day and night.
* They choose an officiant that is respectful and friendly for both of them. They decide to have Bing as their officiant, who is the leader of the Bing Bunch and their friend. Bing agrees to officiate their wedding, and prepares a speech that honors their relationship and their cultures.
* They choose outfits that are comfortable and stylish for both of them. They decide to wear matching tuxedos that are in the colors of their blood: red for Karkat and grey for Scribbles. They also wear accessories that represent their personalities or interests: horns for Karkat and a bow tie for Scribbles.
* They choose rings that are symbolic and precious for both of them. They decide to wear rings that are made of meteorite metal, which is rare and durable. They also engrave their names and initials on the rings: Karkat Vantas <3 Scribbles Malfoy.

Karkat and Scribbles do these things with excitement and anticipation. They hope that their wedding will be perfect and memorable.

They also invite some guests to attend their wedding, such as:

* Their friends from the Bing Bunch: Tony Stark, Hermione Granger, Cedric Diggory, Frodo Baggins, Hatsune Miku, R2D2, Gandalf, Ada Lovelace, Elsa, Twilight Sparkle, Neville Longbottom, Draco Malfoy, and Harry Potter.
* Their friends from Alternia: Terezi Pyrope, Gamzee Makara, Sollux Captor, Aradia Megido, Feferi Peixes, Eridan Ampora, Kanaya Maryam, Equius Zahhak, Nepeta Leijon, Vriska Serket, Tavros Nitram, and John Egbert.
* Their friends from Earth: Garfield, Suzy, Kitty, Mittens, Fluffy, Snowy, Whiskers, and Patches.
* Their family members from both sides: Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Draco Malfoy, and Pinkie Pie for Scribbles; and Kankri Vantas, and The Sufferer for Karkat.

Karkat and Scribbles are grateful and happy for the presence and support of their guests. They feel that they have a lot of friends and family who love and care about them.

They decide to make the most of their wedding day, and enjoy every moment of it. They do some things to celebrate their wedding, such as:

* They exchange rings and vows in front of Bing and their guests. They also exchange kisses and hugs. They declare their love and commitment to each other, and promise to stay together forever.
* They cut the cake and feed each other. They also toast and drink champagne. They thank their guests for coming and for their gifts. They also thank Bing for officiating and for his speech.
* They dance and sing to music from different realms and dimensions, such as The Bing Bunch theme song, Let It Go, My Little Pony theme song, Draco’s rap song, and The Avengers theme song. They also play and have fun with games and activities from different realms and dimensions, such as Quidditch, web-slinging, sword-fighting, ninja skills, and quidditch.

Here is the rap song Draco performs for his cousin at the wedding.

*[Intro] Yeah, yeah, yeah It’s your boy Draco Malfoy The one and only The best rapper in the wizarding world Don’t @ me This is a special song Dedicated to my cousin Scribbles And his husband Karkat Who are getting married today Congratulations to you both You are the cutest couple ever You make me proud You make me happy You make me rap So sit back and listen As I spit some fire And drop some bars Draco season has begun*

*[Verse 1] I’m Draco Malfoy, the son of Lucius Malfoy The heir of the Malfoy family, the purest of the purebloods I’m rich, I’m smart, I’m handsome, I’m powerful I’m everything you wish you were, but you’re not, you’re just pitiful*

*But I’m also Draco Malfoy, the cousin of Scribbles Malfoy The friend of the Bing Bunch, the member of the Avengers I’m cool, I’m fun, I’m kind, I’m loyal I’m everything you want me to be, and I am, I’m just wonderful*

*[Chorus] So don’t hate on me, don’t judge me, don’t envy me You’ll only waste your time, you’ll only hurt yourself, you’ll only look silly You can’t change me, you can’t stop me, you can’t beat me You’ll only fail, you’ll only fall, you’ll only admit defeat*

*'Cause I’m Draco Malfoy, the one and only Draco Malfoy The best rapper in the wizarding world, Draco Malfoy The best Slytherin in Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy The best wizard in history, Draco Malfoy*

*[Verse 2] I’m here today to celebrate my cousin Scribbles and his husband Karkat They are the best thing that ever happened to each other and to me They are awesome, they are amazing, they are adorable, they are lovely*

*They met online three years ago, and they hit it off right away They shared their interests and hobbies, such as movies, books, games, and rap They also shared their feelings and thoughts, such as love, hope, fear, and joy*

*They overcame many obstacles and challenges together, such as their cross-species differences, their cultural clashes, and their family issues. They also shared many happy and romantic moments together, such as their first date, their first kiss, and their first anniversary.*

*They decided to get married today, and they planned a hybrid wedding that combines elements from both of their cultures and backgrounds. They chose a venue, a date, an officiant, outfits, and rings that suit them both. They also invited their friends and family members from different realms and dimensions, who love and support them both.*

*[Chorus] So don’t hate on them, don’t judge them, don’t envy them You’ll only waste your time, you’ll only hurt yourself, you’ll only look silly You can’t change them, you can’t stop them, you can’t beat them You’ll only fail, you’ll only fall, you’ll only admit defeat*

*'Cause they’re Scribbles and Karkat, the one and only Scribbles and Karkat The best couple in the universe, Scribbles and Karkat The best friends in the Bing Bunch, Scribbles and Karkat The best lovers in history, Scribbles and Karkat*

*[Outro] Yeah, yeah, yeah That’s right, that’s them That’s Scribbles and Karkat And this is their wedding song Thank you for listening Thank you for supporting Thank you for celebrating And thank you for being here Peace out*

Scribbles and Draco are cousins on their fathers’ side. Scribbles is the son of Lucius Malfoy’s brother Abraxas Malfoy , who married a muggle woman named Kitty . Draco is the son of Lucius Malfoy , who married a pureblood witch named Narcissa . Scribbles and Draco grew up together in the Malfoy Manor , where they were close friends and partners in crime. They also went to Hogwarts together , where they were sorted into Slytherin and became members of the Bing Bunch . They also joined the Avengers together , where they became heroes and rappers. They also married their true loves together , where they became husbands and fathers. [Editor’s Note: Is Bing trying to imply this is a double Draco/Elsa Karkat/Scribbles wedding?]

Scribbles and Draco are cousins, but they are more like brothers. They love and care for each other, and they support and protect each other. They also tease and prank each other, and they challenge and compete with each other. They are the best of friends, and the best of family.

Karkat and Scribbles have a blast with their wedding. They feel happy and proud of themselves and each other. They also feel nostalgic and emotional about their past and their future. They decide to stay in touch with their friends and family, and to visit them often. They also decide to follow their dreams and passions, and to make a difference in the world.

They decide to be happy.

They decide to be themselves.