F-Zero GP Legend (GBA game)/Zoda's Story

**The following storyline is also not entirely canon to the Anime Universe, as the F-Zero GP Legend GBA game is only loosely based on the anime, and was also released 8 episodes into the anime's original airtime.**

## Zoda #1

* **Location -** Mute City
* **Objective -** Get away from Rick and Falcon!
* **Bounty -** $200,000,000

**???:** Yes, I see...

**???:** They'll try to protect Clash.... He's invented an amazing new F-ZERO technology.

**Zoda:** Hah ha ha haah... Understood! Leave it all to me!

**Black Shadow:** Heh heh heh....

**Zoda:** ...

**Zoda:** I tried to execute the plan, but something was off.

**Clash:** Whoah! Who are you?

**Clash:** Hey! What are you doing! Hands off!

**Zoda:** Well, well, well! Having a tiff? Ha! Don't mind me! Continue!

**Zoda:** What are Rick and Falcon doing together?

**Zoda:** I'm out of here! Can't get busted!

### **Post-Race**

**Zoda:** Whoa! At this rate, they're gonna catch me!

*(Bio Rex's Big Fang appears.)*

**Zoda:** Ah, perfect timing!

*(Bio Rex is revealed to be in the Death Anchor as a decoy)*

**Rick Wheeler:** ZODA?!? No! That's not Zoda at all!

**Captain Falcon:** That Zoda is a crafty one, huh?

**Zoda:** Hah ha ha hah....

**Zoda:** Think you can catch me so easily? Idiots!

**Zoda:** Bye-bye!

## Zoda #2

* **Location -** ??? (Illusion, Secret)
* **Objective -** Beat Black Shadow!
* **Bounty -** $300,000,000

**???:** Incredible...

**???:** I can't believe you managed to bring Clash back....

**Zoda:** Hah ha ha haah...

**Zoda:** Absolutely no problem for a master like me!

**Zoda:** I mean, I could beat the Dark Emperor himself! Hah ha ha haah...

**Black Shadow:** Zoda... What was that?

**Zoda:** I said I'm not taking your orders anymore!

**Zoda:** Dark Emperor this, Dark Emperor that! Let's race, chump!

### **Post-Race**

**Zoda:** AHHHH HA HAAAA!!! I did it! YEESS!!

**Zoda:** Now ZODA is the universe's emperor!

**Zoda:** Ha! Let's see! No need for me to bow before the loser, huh?

*(Octoman is revealed to be inside the Black Bull as a decoy)*

**Zoda:** What?!?

**Zoda:** It's not Black Shadow!!!

**Zoda:** A fake! Argh! When did they switch?

**Zoda:** You think this is funny, Shadow?

**Zoda:** Curse you!!! I won't put up with this!!!

## Zoda #3

* **Location -** Mute City, Expansion Park
* **Objective -** Beat Lisa!
* **Bounty -** $500,000,000

**Zoda:** Hah ha ha haah... I found her!

**Zoda:** You're Lisa, right? Lisa Brilliant? ...Right?

**Lisa Brilliant:** And who are you?

**Lisa Brilliant:** Strange faces I don't know keep calling my name....

**Lisa Brilliant:** Friend or foe, you look a bit shady to me...

**Lisa Brilliant:** I've no business with you...

**Zoda:** Now, now, what kind of attitude is that?

**Zoda:** It's this shady fellow that holds your memory...

**Lisa Brilliant:** You can give me my memory back?

**Lisa Brilliant:** How many times do you think that line will fool me?

**Lisa Brilliant:** I'm already tired of that garbage...

**Zoda:** Hah ha ha haah... Oh yes, oh yes...

**Zoda:** Lisa Brilliant... You're the wife of the pirate Samurai Goroh! How's that?

**Lisa Brilliant:** I'm... what?!? I'm married to Samurai Goroh?

**Lisa Brilliant:** As if I'd believe a lie like that!

**Zoda:** Hah ha ha! You're intrigued, though!

**Zoda:** Compete against me! Win and I'll give you your memory!

**Zoda:** But if you lose, you'll become my servant!!!

**Zoda:** Hah ha ha haah!

**Lisa Brilliant:** OK, fine! I'm desperate!

**Lisa Brilliant:** ...And I know I can take you!

### **Post-Race**

**Zoda:** A most impressive win by none other than me!

**Zoda:** So, Lisa Brilliant! Now you are my servant! How nice!

**Lisa Brilliant:** Not a chance, creep!

**Lisa Brilliant:** Dying right here on this spot would be better than being your servant!

**Zoda:** Hey, now! Try to calm yourself!

**Zoda:** Why, you actually believed I was serious? Really?

**Zoda:** That's hilarious! Aaah ha ha haaah!

**Black Shadow:** Shut up, fool!

**Zoda:** AAAAHHHH!!!

*(Scene transitions to Fire Field)*

**Zoda:** Cur... Curses!

**Zoda:** Black Shadow! You've made me look quite the fool!

## Zoda #4

* **Location -** Fire Field, Wreckage Circuit
* **Objective -** Destroy all of the machines in the race!
* **Bounty -** $500,000,000

**Zoda:** HA!

**Zoda:** HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

**Zoda:** AAAH HA HA!!! HAAA HA HA!!! AH AH AH AH!!!

**Zoda:** HAAAAAAA HA!!! HAAAAAAA HA!!! HAAAAAAA HA!!! HAAAAAAA HA!!!

**Zoda:** Uh! No use! I can't shake this anger!

**Zoda:** That detective Rick is going down in flames! Oh, yes!

**Zoda:** HA HAAA!!! He's doomed!

**Zoda:** Before finding Rick, maybe I should warm up a little bit...

**Announcer:** A last-minute entry: Zoda!

**Announcer:** Who knows what this means? Be cautious!

### **Post-Race**

**Announcer:** This is terrible! All of the machines have been wrecked!

**Announcer:** The evil Zoda, King of Ruin, has been born!!!

**Zoda:** AHHHHHHHH!!! Weaklings!!! You're all weak!

*(Black Shadow appears)*

**Black Shadow:** Zoda! What are you doing here?

**Zoda:** I don't obey your orders anymore!

**Zoda:** After I beat that Rick, I'm coming after you next!

**Zoda:** You sit here and prepare your neck, for me to wring it!

## Zoda #5

* **Location -** Big Blue, Slip Highway
* **Objective -** Beat Rick and Jack in the race!
* **Bounty -** $500,000,000

**Announcer:** Grand Prix time!

**Announcer:** Zoda, the King of Ruin, has entered!

**Announcer:** Who knows what carnage will ensue?

**Rick Wheeler:** Zoda... At last, you're mine!

**Rick Wheeler:** I'm gonna win this race and put you away!

**Zoda:** Ha ha haaah....

**Zoda:** You worry about me too much.

**Zoda:** You should worry about yourself!

**Zoda:** Once this race begins, you'll know what I mean!

**Jack Levin:** Rick! Oh, no!!!

**Jack Levin:** Your Dragon Bird! Someone....

**Jack Levin:** Someone's meddled with the brakes on your Dragon Bird!

**Rick Wheeler:** What?!? Zoda!!! It must have been him!

**Zoda:** Ha ha haah,.... The detective has an annoying friend!

**Zoda:** I'll have to take care of them both!

**Announcer:** Well, well...

**Announcer:** All machines are ready to go!

### **Post-Race**

**Zoda:** HAAA!!! HAAAA!!! YES! I won! I won!

**Zoda:** Poor detective! I've won our 150-year showdown!

**Zoda:** Ahh ha ha ha!

**Zoda:** AAARGH!!!

*(The Death Anchor begins to show signs of damage)*

**Announcer:** Zoda's machine has suddenly erupted into flames!

**Announcer:** What in the world will become of him?!

**Rick Wheeler:** I guess he didn't notice his machine had been damaged!

**Rick Wheeler:** Zoda, you are one unlucky worm!

**Black Shadow:** Fool...

**Black Shadow:** Zoda, you must know... You are close to death.

**Black Shadow:** Whether you live or die is entirely up to you!

## End

***After the race, Zoda's crimes did not cease... At this moment, somewhere, his hand is doing some evil...***