Wehrmacht

> «Ever heard of the ***Wehrmacht***? We've got about a *zillion* soldiers! **NAZIS, TAKE HIM!**» -The Dark Don revealing his Nazi connections before attempting to seize Vinnie
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The **Wehrmacht** (*German*: lit. 'defence force') are the unified armed forces of Nazi Germany, serving as major antagonists in *Guns, Gore & Cannoli 2*. It consisted of the *Heer* (army), the *Kriegsmarine* (navy) and the *Luftwaffe* (air force), all of which are encountered in some form.

## Story

While America eventually recovered from the Great Depression of the 1920s, other nations affected didn't manage as well. Where crooks and mobsters didn't take over, fascists did. Germany was soon one such nation and with it came militarization and a hunger for conquest. With the rise of the Nazis, a man named Frankie, a name some may be familiar with, with similarly power hungry visions joined them from over the great pond. Starting out as a supplier through a middleman, under the adopted name "The Dark Don", selling them a chemical weapon, his tried and tested Zombie Booze, he soon found himself a position as a coordinator of sorts under his like-minded ilk, even being provided with his own army and base.

While Hitler's unified army was busy fighting the Allies on the two fronts, Frankie decided to build out his personal battalion, to a scale that even his Nazi compatriots would tremble before, under the guise of merely helping them ensure, that the world be ruled by the Third Reich. But Frankie being Frankie, of course, had a different goal in mind. “Help some schnitzelmunchers take over the planet? Screw that!", said Frankie, as he fully embraced the Dark Don persona, now fully committed to his dream of enslaving the entire world by his own two hands, though the additional equipment from the Nazis secret projects from the mountain base he took control of certainly helped. The German army has two branches of the *Wehrmacht* as a result, the real one, run by the Nazi government and Frankie's.

As time went on, Frankie's plan was almost set perfectly: a private army with full military equipment, vehicles, the Zombie Booze, perfect! All he just need is a cure to bring every nation down to their knees, but how? An old acquaintance soon brought a solution to this issue...

While treated in-game as the same faction, the Wehrmacht is technically fought as two separate entities, the collective military of the Nazi regime, represented by Commander Wienerschnitzel and the significantly smaller, but more technically advanced, secretly secessionist sub-sect under the auspices of the Dark Don.

## Weapons

* Maschinenpistole 40 “Schmeisser”
* Sturmgewehr 44
* M1917 Enfield(Meant to be the Karabiner 98K)
* Ithaca 37
* Maschinengewehr 42
* Panzerschreck
* Mauser C96
* Shield and Saber
* Stielhandgranate
* Molotov Cocktail
* Land mines

## Vehicles

* Messerschmitt BF-109
* Panzerkampfwagen V Panther
* Opel Blitz (Transport)
* Haunebu-V UFO (Experimental, Dark Don division)

## Military Personnel

* Commander Wienerschnitzel
* Waffen-SS Commander
* Waffen-SS Knight’s Cross Holder/Honor Guard
* Waffen-SS Molotov Thrower
* Sturmabteilung
* Heer Officer
* Waffen-SS Panzergrenadier
* Heer Grenadier
* Heer Stormtrooper
* Heer Infantry

## Quotes

* "And I thought the Eastern Front was bad!”
* "I really have to go to the bathroom...”
* ”This helmet is so heavy...”
* ”I love the commander’s uniform!”
* ”Who is this guy?”
* "Get him!"
* "Defend your positions!"
* ”Everyone to your battle stations!”
* "Finally, some action!"
* "Achtung! The enemy is here!”
* “The Allies are here! To arms!”
* ”This is not a drill!”
* ”Enemy contact!”
* ”Alarm! Alarm!”
* ”Whatever you do, do NOT get shot!”
* "We need reinforcements!"
* ”Fix bayonets!”
* ”This is the worst day ever...”
* ”It’s only just a flesh wound...”
* "Myeargh!" (Scream)

## Trivia

* Some of the soldiers stationed in France appear to be veterans from the Eastern Front.
* All soldiers have their own unique idle animations except the Wehrmacht Infantrymen, who shares the same animation as the US Rifleman.
* The line "It's only just a flesh wound..." is in reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight iconic phrase.
* The Waffen SS are portrayed typically, wearing black Allgemeine-SS uniforms and censored armbands.