RIPDab

### Alternative Team Names

Bust A Cap (2011), Multiple Score-Gasms (2012), The Storm (2012), Hernandez' Bracelets (2013), Peyton InThePlayoffs (2014), FreeOJ (2015), RIPDab (2016-present)

## Performance

### LOC Records

SEASONFewest Points from Drafted Players - 1012.70 (77.9 AVG)

GAMEFewest Points from Post-Draft Acquisitions - 0

## Overview

One of the founding teams of the League of Champions, #RIPDab has long since been the league's bad guy. His notorious trash talk and wild strategies have created more enemies than friends, though his showman's personna has also provided an entertaining dimension to the competition. An avid student of the sport, #RIPDab is notorious for over-analyzing situations and particularly risky draft strategies. Additionally, #RIPDab is victim to one of the oddest trends in the league: the team has dominated odd numbered seasons (2011, 2013) while failing to hit .500 in the even numbered seasons (2012, 2014). #RIPDab has placed as high as third (2011) but has yet to claim the coveted Champions Trophy, though their desire is as strong as any other team's in the league.

## 2011 Draft

#RIPDab was awarded the 9th pick in the 2011 draft by way of randomization. He took the fourth QB of the opening round, Aaron Rodgers, who outscore the next best player on the roster by 590.13 points. Wes Welker, the teams leading WR, was taken 40th overall while Dexter McCluster (136th overall) became the leading rusher.

## Regular Season Dominance

#RIPDab entered the 2011 season on fire. RIP went the four weeks prior to the start of the byes without a loss, averaging 250.30 PPG and peaking with the first ever 300+ point game in league history. During that stretch, Rodgers had a 12-2 TD/INT ratio and Wes Welker led the league with 40 receptions for 616 yards.

The roughest patch of the regular season came in the beginning weeks of the bye period. #RIPDab fell to 4-2 after a 4.65 point defeat by Lock THIS and an 86.01 point blowout by B-2 Hallway Gangsters. The latter loss marked the first in a five game stretch where #RIPDab would fail to reach 200 points four times.

By the time week 11's matchup with Reign Maker (then Morning Woodhead) came around, #RIPDab was back on track and riding a second four-game win streak. The match had big post-season implications as both teams were 8-2 and jockying for position atop the leaderboard. The winner of the matchup would have the inside track to the one seed while the loser would still have to compete with B-2 Hallway Gangstas and Fire Goodell for the second bye spot.

#RIPDab, in the spirit of Joe Namath, guarenteed the victory and compared it to Alabama vs. LSU, a game in which Alabama was heavily favored but lost to LSU in a shoot-out. They even went further and predicted the final score to be 275-222 in favor of #RIPDab. The matchup, which was billed as a "Clash of the Titans," did not live up to the hype. RIP's lone weakness was a kicker on the bye, while RM was without star running back Arian Foster. Jordy Nelson exploded for 123 yards and two touchdowns and #RIPDab won 246.90-118.23.

Despite the victory, #RIPDab still found the 1 seed in jeopardy entering the last week of the season. They were coming off a revenge-game loss by Papa's Posse, who they had beaten in week one. #RIPDab did not control its own destiny and needed a Reign Maker loss and a win to secure the top spot. For once, #RIPDab won the day. They had their second best performance of the season while Morning Woodhead lost to the same team of destiny that had beaten RIP a week earlier, Papa's Posse.

## 2011 Playoff Collapse

Thanks to Papa's Posse, the one seed belonged to Bust a Cap. Little did they know at the time that the gift was actually a curse.

With the week off, Bust a Cap needed only to wait for their opponent. Instead, they chose to anger the Fantasy Gods with one of the cockiest moves ever made. On the bye week, Bust a Cap intentionally moved all of their starters to the bench in order to "rest" them for the semifinals. They then issued the following statement to the league:

"Time to rest the starters in my first round bye but even though i am an obvious favorite there is no reason for any of you to give up just yet. all i know is i would not want to be either lock this or B-2 hallway gangstas because you both have a tough road to the super bowl."

Due to this action, the record books acknowledge #RIPDab as scoring the least number of points in a single week in the history of the league (0), though in fact the record legitimately belongs to Brak and Yellow. As a direct violation of the Fantasy Gods' will, #RIPDab had sealed their fate. #RIPDab had the lowest week 15 score among all four semifinalist teams and the two participants in the fifth place game. The 147.57 points was uncharacteristically low with the team averaging 225.99 PPG. As a final punishment from the Fantasy Gods, the following week #RIPDab scored 272.47 in the third place game, enough to have won them the Champions Trophy had they made it to the 2011 Championship Game.

## 2012 Draft

The controversial 2012 season began as early as the draft for #RIPDab. Unlike in future seasons, the draft order was randomly selected in part due to the twelve-to-ten team consolidation that took place during the off-season. #RIPDab was awarded the 7th pick and used it to take Calvin Johnson. He would then take Cam Newton, a large downgrade from last year's starter Aaron Rodgers.

Starting with the 67th overall pick, #RIPDab employed a never-before-seen draft strategy. Up until then he had not drafted a single RB, a risky strategy in and of itself. Starting with Michael Bush, #RIPDab drafted six handcuffs throughout the rest of the draft. The theory was that at least one of the starting RBs would lose their job to injury or performance and #RIPDab would have the backup ready to go. The plan would only work if one of those six teams had a starting RB go down. Also of note is the lack of Kicker taken during the draft and the gap from pick 27 to 67 where RIP picked nothing but Wide Receivers. This went down as one of the worst drafts in LOC history.

## Lost Season

2012 was #RIPDab's lost season, the year the franchise tries to forget. The 4-0 start last season was a distant past. This year the team would open 2-2 and that would be the last time they were close to .500. They opened the season against Papa's Posse, the same team that knocked them out of playoff contention the previous year. With high hopes of revenge, RIP was instead pummeled by 72.31 points. Papa's Posse would only win three games all season and two of them were against OJ.

In the early goings it appeared #RIPDab's RB strategy was going to work. Steelers starting RB Rashard Mendenhall had trouble getting on the field, making Redman a good handcuff pick at 114. Then Matt Forte went down with an injury in week two, setting Michael Bush up for the week three start. However it soon became clear that backup runningbacks don't win championships.

Willing to try anything, #RIPDab underwent a name change prior to week five. From their original name, Multiple Score-Gasms became The Storm, where they would remain all season. Trying to boost the team's confidence, RIP owner Follett issued a statement:

"...You have poked the bear and he is angry. I will not allow such lousy play on my team anymore...you can grab an umbrella but you can NOT quiet the storm."

As confident as he sounded, all the more poorly his team performed in the following weeks. Starters on Chicago and Pittsburgh got healthy, rendering Bush and Redman useless. By mid-October, with the team sitting at 3-5, it was clear the season was a bust. They had already won all the games they were going to win.

## TankGate

With the season well in the books, #RIPDab turned to darker means of success. His actions during the second half of the season have been viewed by some as smart strategy and others by cheating, with many falling somewhere in the middle of the spectrum. Throughout the final weeks of the year owner Nate Follett went toe to toe with the Commish.

In weeks 1-7, RIP averaged 199.49 PPG. In the final six weeks the team averaged 166.22 PPG. RIP continued to wheel and deal, trading with four different teams over the course of the season. Before long a trend began to emerge: each trade involved #RIPDab receiving a high draft pick for compensation. In an October 2 trade, RIP received a 3 for a 5 in addition to the player transaction. On October 12 they traded top WR Chris Johnson for Darren McFadden from GaroppoblowMe (then Welker's Fingertips). To make the trade less lopsided, RIP received a 3rd round pick in exchange for a 6th.

Follett began getting aggressive with the other managers behind closed doors. In one such meeting, Follett exclaimed "PAY ATTENTION," claiming to have three trade proposals with three different franchises that had not be acknowledged.

Questions arose after week 9 as to why the team was continuing to start Cam Newton while Josh Freeman was having a career season on the bench. Darren McFadden became injured, adding to the notion that the Johnson/McFadden trade was the worst ever executed. After an embarrassing week 11 loss, #RIPDab put Percy Harvin on the trade block. On 11/15 a trade was set in motion that would send Percy Harvin to butt fuckers for Chris Givens. Harvin had almost double the stats in every major category but was injured and would not play again following an 11/4 game against Seattle. Included in the trade was a clause that sent a 3rd rounder to #RIPDab in exchange for an 8.

The trade was the final straw. Commissioner DiGennaro unleashed on team ownership, firing off comments about the immaturity of managers who tank their teams for high draft picks. Proclaiming that this was the final year draft picks would be traded, the Commish was clearly taking shots at #RIPDab and their various trades. That week the Fantasy Gods ranked #RIPDab 11th out of 10 teams.

In one final statement during the veto period, the Commish gave his best case for why the trade should be declined:

"I'm not going to flex my commish powers and overrule trades because I think they're unfair but I'd like everyone to go look at the pending trades this morning and decide for yourselves whether they should be vetoed or not. I got to be honest I feel a little insulted that certain people (not naming names) think that they need to cheat the system in my league and stack picks for next season in order to win. But that's just me, a guy who is a semi-compitant drafter and likes to win fairly."

The statement set off a fire storm among league owners, with Paddock 9 challenging managers to real life football in order to settle all disputes. While that never came to fruition, the controversial trade was vetoed and none of the draft picks that were swapped during the 2012 season took effect in 2013. on November 20th, 2012 there was a straight up draft pick swap between #RIPDab and Paddock 9, made in an attempt to rectify actions made in late September. Team Owner Follett also reached out to representatives from GaroppoblowMe to try and initiate a trade that would return the third round draft pick taken in the October 12th trade but was declined.

To this day #RIPDab claims to not have been purposefully tanking, as evidenced by their victory of ma ma momma said (the 2012's top team). They further argue that team actions and trades were all within the confines of the league rules.

## 2013 Draft

Regardless of how people felt about the way #RIPDab conducted themselves during the 2012 season, his plan worked. He was granted the first pick in the 2013 draft.  Poised for success, #RIPDab had an improved draft. Adrian Peterson was coming off of his MVP season and saw his yard production cut almost in half but he would still be a 2013 Pro-Bowler. Still, two of his top five scorers (Jimmy Graham and DeSean Jackson) would come in an early season trade from Deez Sons of Bitchez.

This would mark the second time in three years that #RIPDab drafted Dexter McCluster, though it is worth noting that McCluster was picked up off free agency on December 5, 2012, making this the third straight season that McCluster would be on the RIP roster.

## A Return to Dominance

#RIPDab had a lot to prove and new enemies to vanquish at the start of 2013. Accepting his role as the villain they changed their team name to Hernandez' Bracelets, a reference to the handcuffs used to restrain the murdering Tight End.

New to the league was girlfriend and soon to be roommate Deez Sons of Bitchez (then going by Girl on Fire). Following the second win of the season, RIP initiated a megatrade that sent pro-bowler Dez Bryant, RB Reggie Bush, and TE Pettigrew to Dee in exchange for Jimmy Graham and DeSean Jackson. Graham was a major upgrade at Tight End and despite the loss of Dez Bryant, DeSean Jackson would end up having the season of his career and almost completely making up for the loss. By the time the two faced each other in week six, RIP was undefeated and Dee was 2-3. By winning the week 6 matchup and improving to 6-0, RIP had already doubled their wins from last season.

#RIPDab wasn't about to get any credit for their success. Detractors pointed out that the team in fifth place had a higher point total. RIP did their best to defend themselves, claiming they registered high scoring games more consistently. The Shotti Bunch, one such team that was none too pleased with the team's 2012 actions, responded by saying the only thing consistent about RIP was the lowest opponant point total in the league.

None of the jabs by the naysayers mattered. By November 2, following a week 9 win vs. Paddock 9, #RIPDab clinched their season playoff appearance in three years.

If there was any indicator that things weren't going to go as planned in the post-season, it was the week 13 loss to The Shotti Bunch. There had always been bad blood between the two franchises but Shotti's 3.9 point victory officially ignited the rivalry.

## Semifinal Woes Continue

For the second time, #RIPDab went into the post-season with the one seed and a first round bye. Unlike in 2011 there were no benchings, but everything else remained the same. #RIPDab had its third lowest point total of the season and the worst among all six teams participating in week 15, losing to none other than The Shotti Bunch. Adrian Peterson led the way with over 200 yards, but Matthew Stafford threw 3 interceptions in a low scoring loss to the Ravens. For the second time, their semifinal opponant went on to win the Championship Game while RIP came up empty handed.

## 2014 Draft

#RIPDab had a tumultuous, booze-infused 2014 draft. As the draft approched, concerns arose over the quality of internet access, as team HQ was moved days prior to the draft. The problems would persist throughout the evening.

Coming off one of the 'good years,' RIP (then known as Peyton InThePlayoffs) again had the 7th overall pick. However, because of the Delay Incident, team owner Nate Follett had consumed significantly more alcohol by the time the 11:00 reschedule time came around. As a result, he fell asleep. For once, the Fantasy Gods sided with RIP when Deez Sons of Bitchez joined the draft after aledging that both team owners would autodraft their teams. The Fantasy Gods woke Nate from his booze coma and alerted him of the mischievous activity. Though he missed his first pick he was able to stay awake for the majority of his draft, which was later viewed as a failure.

With the 7th overall pick, #RIPDab once again took Calvin Johnson, same as during the disasterous 2012 season. In the 5th round RIP paired Megatron with his QB, Matthew Stafford. Coming off of their best regular season in league history, RIP felt confident bringing back their franchise QB for another shot at the title. Stafford would have seven fewer TDs but average just 24.5 fewer Yds/G and see an improvement in his passer rating.

Dexter McCluster was selected 94th overall, marking the third time in four seasons that #RIPDab drafted the Kansas City all-purpose back and the fourth season the Mississippi grade made it on the roster.

#RIPDab would have the second most roster moves during the 2014 season, behind only Paddock 9. As a result they wouldn't end up with any players taken during their team after the 7th round with the exception of Kelvin Benjamin.

## Bad Case of the Evens

#RIPDab started the season with a win for the fourth year in a row. After a 2-0 start, many believed that the curse of the even seasons would be broken. Then they faced their old nemesis, The Shotti Bunch. That was when the losing began and it didn't let up until week 10. RIP didn't just lose, they were repeatidly blown out by other teams. They broke the 200 point threshhold five times over thirteen weeks. In comparison, 2014 League Champion Reign Maker broke the 200 point line nine times.

Unlike last season, RIP faced the second toughest schedule and outscored teams that finished in playoff positions in the standings. Injuries marred the performance of Calvin Johnson, whose receptions had dropped by 51 between 2012 and 2014.

#RIPDab won just four games and became a shell of their former playoff self. The trashtalk dropped off as management realized it wouldn't be until 2015, an odd year, that the team would have a chance to make a playoff run.

## Monday Morning Quarterback (2015 Season)

If there was any prevailing trend for #RIPDab at the start of the 2015 campaign, it was a terrible case of the Mondays.

The season started off with a no-doubter loss to GaroppoblowMe. RIP fell short of their projection and felt the need to make some changes. Jordan Cameron was starting to look like an 8th round bust and he was benched in favor of Greg Olsen, who was aquired in a trade with rival franchise Papa's Posse for WR Amari Cooper. Olsen was an instant asset, beating his projection in back-to-back weeks. RIP also shored up the defense, adding Denver D and defeating former champion ma ma momma said in week two thanks in no small part to Denver being its projection by 19.64 points (the margin of victory was 16.66.

The stretch that followed was gut-wrenching for #RIPDab. In three straight weeks their matchups were decided by Monday Night Football.  In week three they faced The Shotti Bunch, a notorious RIP slayer. Shotti led handily going into Monday Night but Cobb exploded for three touchdowns and brought the team within five. The effort came up just short.

The same devastating result occurred the following week when recent aquisition Rawls needed only to score 10.15 points, slightly under his projection. Rawls was taking over for the injured Lynch and the handcuff seemed poised to at least match his projection against a porous Detroit defense. Once again RIP came up just short when Rawls only managed 6.90 points. The loss handed Paddock 9 their first win of the year and dropped RIP to 1-3.

Fortunes turned in RIP's favor in week five. Rawls, who had let RIP down a week earlier, scored  a whopping 44.13 points...on the bench. Instead of being able to sleep easy on Monday night, RIP needed to hope Rivers had it in him to pull off the comback. Prior to the matchup, RIP had taken a big risk in picking up Free Agent Antonio Gates, the Tight End coming off a four-game suspension for violating the substance abuse policy.

Still trailing late in the fourth quarter, Rivers connected to Gates for their second TD of the game and RIP won in spectacular fashion.

Now at 2-3, RIP had concerns to address. They were lacking at WR ever since Cooper was sent to PP earlier in the year. To compensate, they once again initiated a trade with Deez Sons of Bitchez. Well aware of how the 2013 megatrade impacted both teams, RIP went ahead and sent their first round pick Marshawn Lynch to Dee in exchange for Emmanual Sanders, fresh off of his first 100-yard game of the season.

The trade immediately paid off. Sanders posted 35.80 points against Papa's Posse in week six as RIP rolled to a victory. 285.07 was the highest score in the league, besting old rival PP by 79.20 points. The Denver Broncos defense continued to dominate, adding 46 points for a league leading 265 total season points. RIP was set to blow by the record set by MMMS in 2012 for top scoring defense.

All three of #RIPDab's wins had come against a team having their best week of the season. At 3-3 and in posession of 5th place half way through the season, RIP now faced their toughest challenge.

The team rose to the occassion in week 7, facing part time rival and part time lover Deez Sons of Bitchez. The Philly defense that had bailed Dee out the previous week failed to meet projections and was bested by RIP's Carolina defense 34-16. Ingram and McFadden, long considered average RBs, combined for 77.38 points.

RIP wasn't done loading up on runningbacks. They had lost Lynch but gained DeAngelo Williams when Le'Veon Bell went down for the season with a torn ACL. They now had starting RBs for four different teams thanks to injuries to some star players.

Much like GBM following their 300 point games, RIP went big against Dee and then failed to beat an easy team the following week. They choked against TEAM MANBEARPIG and in the process failed to meet the 200-point line for just the third time all season.

They got their swagger back the following week when they took down Reign Maker, who was still reeling from a bone-crushing loss to GBM the week before.

Speaking of GBM, the second matchup between the two teams came in week ten. #RIPDab was bent on beating the team that started their season with a loss on September. When Kirk Cousins, recently aquired to replace the struggling Philip Rivers, put up 48.46 in the early afternoon game, it looked like victory was ensured. But he was correct in stating that his team had "blew its load" the week before and didn't have the strength for back to back performances. Emmanual Sanders became a game-time scratch and didn't record a single point, but still took up a spot on the roster. Five other players failed to break ten points. A week after nearly breaking 300 they failed to break 150.

That was a turning point for #RIPDab. They wouldn't lose again for the rest of the regular season. By streamlining QBs, #RIPDab won games with Ryan Fitzpatrick, Brian Hoyer, and Philip Rivers. Despite a weak performance against ma ma momma said (168.08, including 0.82 from Rivers), OJ was able to knock off the first of two opponents ranked abover them in the standings.

In week twelve they encountered their old nemesis, The Shotti Bunch. TSB had been taking advantage of OJ for years, but that all changed. Still not able to break 200, RIP got what he needed out of Golden Tate and DeAngelo Williams, while QB Hoyer was able to score 23.013, just enough to give RIP the 13.68 point victory. Things began to get close on Monday night, when Buck Allen scored an early TD to pull TSB within 20. But Baltimore cooled down and RIP was able to hold on.

The win streak extended to three games when they walked all over Paddock 9 to end the season. The one week they didn't need a 200+ point performance, they got it. Ryan Fitzpatrick went off with 42.40 points and the veteran runningbacks Gore, Williams, and Ingram came through in the clutch.

For the opening round of the playoffs, RIP made the bold decision to continue streamlining QBs instead of sticking with FitzMagic, the hot hand. He chose to go into battle with Blake Bortles. Their opening round opponent was none other than Papa's Posse, the team that had crushed their dreams in 2011 on its way to a championship victory. In order to advance, RIP would have to rid themselves of the ghosts that had haunted their fantasy dreams for years.

To start the week, RIP decided not to trash talk Papa's Posse. They had worked all season to get into the Fantasy God's favor and did not want to risk tarnishing the relationship. As the week progressed, this became harder and harder. Finally, they could no longer resist. "I'm going to talk shit," ownership exclaimed. "Fuck it."

They posted a diss to Papa's Posse in the league thread for all to see. No more than an hour later it was made public that Mark Ingram had suffered a season-ending shoulder injury. He was placed on IR later that day. Ingram was a top five RB in the LOC and #RIPDabs top back. The Gods had spoken.

## Power Rankings

Trending power rankings are updated for each team at the conclusion of the regular season.