Helga Jonker

Crone (cover)

Welder (cover job)

The Duchess

**Helga Jonker** is introduced as the assistant to Dr Pietr Robbins in the Belinda Blinked series. In her first appearance in Book 2, she and Belinda have non-verbal sex (due to the language barrier, Helga being Dutch) on Dr Robbins' desk while he watches.

In a shocking twist reveal in Book 4, Helga reveals to Belinda that she is actually an American FBI agent, spying on Dr Robbins, who is himself an escaped American fugitive named Wayne Burt. Helga is the one who tells Belinda that there is a mole inside Steele's Pots and Pans, and if it weren't for her no one would ever have known about the Special One until she revealed herself.

## Appearance

In Book 2, Helga is described as being frumpy and middle-aged, dressed in lots of woolen, linen, and fleecy items. But by her appearance in Book 4, she is "beautiful." She also has "big, angular tits" that swung violently in the dying sunlight upon orgasm.

In voicing her, Jamie has used Dutch, Texan, and Valley Girl accents.

## Biography

### Book 2

Belinda arrives at Peter Rouse's offices for her meeting with Dr Robbins. Helga briefly enters Dr Robbins' office to drop off some contracts to be signed, and nods a greeting to Belinda before going back to her office. Later, Helga comes back to find Belinda sitting naked on Dr Robbins' desk, with Robbins himself humming and dancing to himself. Dr Robbins pauses his dance to prompt Helga to give Belinda a proper hello. Helga kisses Belinda fully on the mouth, much to Belinda's surprise.

They proceed to finger each other, until Helga orgasms, so intensely that she starts crying and nearly faints (and Team Porno guesses it was her first orgasm). Before she can recover, Dr Robbins sends her to get the contracts bound (presumably naked). Helga does so, and when she comes back to the office, Dr Robbins ends their meeting and tells Belinda that he and Helga are looking forward to when they can meet again.

### Book 4

Helga and Dr Robbins are both invited to Giselle and Tony's wedding, and there Helga grabs Belinda on the dance floor and asks to speak to her in private. Belinda suggests they go to the ladies' toilets. While talking, they start having sex, but Helga tries to tell Belinda something important and gets frustrated that Belinda isn't paying attention. Finally, Helga flushes the toilet to mask the sound of her voice, and tells Belinda that she is in fact an FBI agent.

She tells Belinda that she was given the mission of protecting American corporations from Russian industrial espionage (not clear why she was in Amsterdam then), and in her investigations she discovered that there was a spy hidden in Steele's Pots and Pans, aiming to steal the manufacturing plans for the top-secret new Tri-Oxy Brillo range.

About a fortnight later, Helga travels to Scotland to meet with Belinda in secret. They meet in a discreet, quiet church, with Helga disguised as a crone. Unknown to Helga, however, Belinda is being followed by James Spooner, and before their meeting can really begin, she gets word from an associate of hers that Belinda has been unfollowed by an unknown agent. Together, she and Belinda slip out the back of the church, and take refuge in Belinda's hotel suite.

They resume their meeting, which seems to just be for the purpose of having sex, before the phone rings. It's the front desk, saying that Belinda's fiance has arrived downstairs. Helga feels cheated and bereft at the revelation that Belinda is engaged, and accuses her of hiding this fact just so Helga would tell her more about her FBI investigations. Belinda breezily tells her that isn't engaged, and to send up this mysterious stranger who has turned up at their hotel for no apparent reason, since she has nothing to hide from Helga. Just before the man arrives, Helga makes the connection that this might in fact be the same man who followed Belinda to the church, but it's too late: he's at the door.

Helga opens the door and brandishes her gun at him. Belinda yells Spooner's name (because it is in fact Spooner), making Helga think that because she knows him, he really is her fiancé. In annoyance, she makes him strip (at gunpoint, it must be said). Finally, Belinda clears up everything, explaining who Spooner and Helga are to each other, and they all have sex.

The phone rings again, and Belinda answers it. It's the Steele's factory, confirming her visit tomorrow with the Glee Team. She is afraid to go for fear the mole might be there, but Helga and Spooner convince her she has to go, as it's her duty.

The next day, Helga leaves the hotel room before everyone else, and hides undercover as a factory worker at the Steele's factory, this time disguised as a welder. When Belinda arrives hours later with the Glee Team for her visit, she recognises Helga immediately, but Helga flashes her a warning eye, signalling her to not blow her cover.

At the end of the visit, when the Glee Team seduces Professor Slinz, prompting the whole factory to turn into a pit of sin, Helga takes part in the ensuing orgy. After this moment, though, she is absent when the Special One reveals herself and absconds with Professor Slinz.

### Book 6

Helga arrives at Bisch's Berlin lair, along with the Duchess, to rescue Belinda and apprehend Bisch and Burt for their many crimes. Afterwards, the three of them have sex in Belinda's hotel room.

## Appearances

* Season 2 episodes 2, 3, 4
* Season 4 episodes 3, 11, 12
* Season 6 episodes 9, 10