The Mexican Monster

Ha-Ha-Ha, Welcome back BOILS AND GHOULS! I am just going on a SLAY-CATION TO MEXICO! That's FRIGHT, I'll be OVER THE HORROR-DER wearing a SOM-SCARE-RO and eating SHOCK-O'S WITH A KICK heh-heh-heh-heh-heh! But, I'll leave you with our LAST LURID-LEXICON, CREATURE-RING a beast known as...

Down in Mexico, a Mexican woman was at an outdoor market, filling a bag with corn on the cob on a day back in 1963. Within the crowd, she walked and put some avocados into her sack. The lady glanced over to the right-hand-side of the outdoor market and noticed a hideous creature standing on fours in the corner in between two buildings. It had: bumpy, white flesh, black ratty hair on its head and upper back, huge, solid-black eyes and a huge mouth, that hung-open with a tongue that hung out of it that was covered in a white slime. The Mexican lady gasped in surprised-fear at the sight of the monster. Nobody else seemed to even see the thing, walking right passed it. The monster stared at her, blinking and eerily hissed. The woman walked away quickly within the crowd then and the monster faded-out, vanishing as it hissed away.

The lady walked into a house and walked through the hallway to the kitchen, putting her sack of corn on the cob and avocados on her kitchen table. She heard a hissing within the hall and turned around. It was from the lumpy, white skinned-monster, that stood on fours within her hallway, blinking away, as it looked into the kitchen at her. The Mexican woman screamed in horror and the creature faded out, vanishing once more. A young boy came into the kitchen and said to her, asking: "Mama, what's wrong?". "Oh, Jose, yes, my Son. I saw something within the hallway" she said to the boy, hugging him. "Was it The Mexican Monster, Mama?" Jose asked her. "The Mexican Monster Jose?" his mother asked him. "Yes, Mama, it appears around you when trouble is about to come to protect you. My amigos from school told me about it today" Jose explained to her. The Mexican boy walked out of the kitchen and his mother pulled the corn on the cob and avocados out of her sack then. That evening, Jose's mother was asleep in a bed beside a man and someone smashed their bedroom window with an axe suddenly. A burglar climbed through the broken window and the Mexican man and Jose's mother woke up.

The man and Jose's mother got out of bed immediately and the man turned the lamp on. "Hola, Señor and Señorita, I am stealing your valuables after I kill you!" the Mexican burglar threatened them. "Oh, Jorge, run!!!" Jose's mother told the Mexican man, and gasped in surprised-fear. "Please, Señor, don't kill my Wife and Son!" Jorge begged the burglar. "Shut up Señor!!" the Mexican burglar ordered Jorge and rose his axe in the air. "JUANA, RUN!" Jorge screamed at Jose's mother and she screamed as the burglar lowered his ax. Jorge and Juana dove out of the way of the ax and it hit their bed, ripping their sheets. Jose ran into their bedroom and gasped in horror. As the burglar rose his axe a second time at Jorge, the hissing of the monster was heard suddenly. It came from by the broken-window and the burglar turned around, seeing the lumpy, white-skinned-thing. "THE MEXICAN MONSTER!!!" Jose screamed, seeing it also. The Mexican Monster hissed eerily at the burglar and attacked him suddenly. It gnawed on his face, digging its yellow claws into his chest. The burglar screamed, swinging his ax, and dropping it on the floor. The large beast caused him to fall backwards onto Jorge and Juana's bed, writhing around as the thing hissed and gnawed on his face within the shadows. Juana screamed in horror and Jorge hugged her.

The screams of the burglar ended, as The Mexican Monster made sounds of eating within the shadows, killing him. The thing jumped off of the burglar's dead body and hissed eerily, blinking its solid-black eyes. Then the beast vanished once more. Jorge went to the corpse and pushed to off of his bed, in the light of the lamp on the floor then. The head of the corpse was just a skull and Jorge, Juana and Jose all gasped in horror at it then. Jorge carried the burglar's corpse out of their house and down to a lake at the end of the road. He flung it into the water with a big gasp and it slowly sank underneath the surface. On the opposite edge of the lake, The Mexican Monster stood on its four yellow clawed-limbs, hissing eerily and faded-out, vanishing.

That FOREIGN FABLE OF FEAR ended IN A SPLASH aha-ha-ha-ha! Hope that tale was rather AX-CITING for you kiddies. HORROR-EIGN TALES usually are hee-hee! Until next issue, who wants some MOLD EL PASO SALSA? Heh-Heh-Heh-Heh!