Eggs Loses Joel's Picture

**Eggs Loses Joel's Picture** is the 10th episode of the Classic EGGS YouTube series, uploaded onto the Eggs YouTube channel on May 8, 2028.

## Description

Eggs accidentally loses Joel M's beach picture and really needs to finds it!

## Plot

Eggs gets worried and goes crazy when he loses Joel M's picture at the beach in 2023 that makes him act boxtroll.

## Transcript

**Eggs**: Hey, it's Eggs! What's up, Richie Driss?

("Watch How I Do This" music playing, Eggs dancing to it)

Eggs: Yeah, get down with yo gangster self! (stops dancing)

("Watch How I Do This" music stops)

Eggs: If you're wondering why I'm acting rather *extraordinary* right now, (frantic) it's because I haven't taking my pill! Don't tell my dad that I lost my pills! Okay. Well, if you know what I'm talking about, I have a condition where I need to take pills to activate like a boxtroll human. (screams as he tries to act like a boxtroll human, stops) I mean, even my teacher noticed that I was acting so weird. Earlier today, I drew a picture of Joel M swimming at the sea. And my teacher was like that's not appropriate for school! And I was just like you got to accept it. It happens. People get hurt. People hurt one another in this world! So yeah, I really don't think she got when I was trying to express through my picture. Oh my god, I almost forgot to tell you guys. The magician who I took the Eggs channel from on YouTube emailed me. He told me I better watch my back! I'm scared! (crying, camera zooms to his mouth)

(screen cuts to Eggs outside)

Eggs: (excited) I'm going outside during a thunderstorm warning!

(screen cuts to sky, the clouds are getting very dark)

Eggs: (offscreen) It looks as if a tornado's forming.

(screen cuts to Eggs as he screams and spins around)

Eggs: (running) I need his picture, I need his picture, I need his picture, I need his picture!

(screen cuts as he stops toward Norman's front door)

Eggs: I'm gonna ding-dong ditch Norman's house. (rings Norman's doorbell and runs off, laughing) Take that, Norman! That's what you get for throwing the May basket at me, you jerk!

(screen cuts to the porch by his house)

Eggs: I can't believe I'm outside right now. The radio said everyone has to be indoors and away from windows. I heard once that if you get struck by lightning, you get secret powers! If I get struck by lightning, maybe I turn into a merman. (singing) I need Joel Mawhinney's picture. My brain is going crazy! I'm gonna go insane if I don't get his picturrrre! (speaking, close up) *I need his picture.* If I don't take his pic soon, someone's gonna put me in a straitjacket! My dad said he got put into a straitjacket once. He was tied to the bed in a straitjacket. He told me it wasn't a good experience. Oh my god, I better find his picture! Or else I'll be in a strait jacket!

(screen cuts to the dark cloud in the sky)

Eggs: (offscreen) Holy shit, look at that cloud right there. I think it's starting to spin; a twister's gonna come out!

(screen cuts to Eggs)

Eggs: (scared) I'm going inside!

(screen cuts to Eggs in his room panting very fast, camera zooms to his face)

Eggs: I think because I've been taking his picture so long, I'm addicted to 'em! I'm craving them; my phase needs Joel's picture! Where did I put 'em, god darn it?! They're not in my underwear drawer! I always put them in my underwear drawer.

(screen cuts to the dead face Eggs drew on the board)

Eggs: (offscreen) That's gonna be me if I don't get any of Joel M's pictures!

(screen cuts to Eggs, screams)

(Eggs checking on his bed sheets but Joel Mawhinney's picture is not there)

Eggs: (sadly) Where could they be? They're not under my bed sheets either! (angrily) I need them!

(Eggs checks in his closet, but his picture are not there either)

Eggs: (sadly) Oh my god, where are they?! They not anywhere! Where are they?! WHERE ARE THEY?!?! I want Joel's picture! I want to behave like a normal kid! (cries)

**Herbert**: (offscreen) Eggs, here's Joel's picture. Sorry, I had 'em with me all day. I confused them with Joel's favourite magic trick. Sorry, Eggs! (laughs)

(Eggs gets very excited)

Eggs: YAY!!! (gets Joel Mawhinney's picture) After I take this, I'll be a boxtroll kid again! (laughs, then he looked at his picture that Joel Mawhinney is swimming in the sea in Bangor, Northern Ireland facing the camera) That just hit the spot. (cheers) Yay! I'm a boxtroll kid now! I'm a normal kid! I behave like a normal boxtroll child now! (laughs) Okay. Well, I found his picture. Ha! I'm all better! Bye!

("Watch How I Do This" plays again, stops)

(Eggs)

**Winnie**: (offscreen) Eggs' all better!

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## Characters

* Eggs Trubshaw
* Herbert Trubshaw (voice only)
* Winnie Portley-Rind (voice only on the "Eggs" card)

## Trivia

* When Eggs ding-dong ditches Norman's house, he says that this is what he gets for throwing a May basket at Eggs, which is a reference to the previous episode.
* At the end of the video, a voice his heard saying, "Eggs' all better," and it is said in Richie', Eggs's protrayor's, real voice.
* This is the second time Eggs uses his trademark song, "Watch How I Do This."