Abner Vaca

**Abner Vaca** was a character role-played by Beerman155.

## Description

Abner Vaca is a gun shootin', meth slinging, kleptomaniac, ex-Block. You can typically find him causing trouble with his fellow "Bandito Boy" Kirk Jerkems. Abner's favorite activity is robbing choppers in the scrapyards and causing chaos. However, after his conflict causing capabilities helped to put The Stable in too much hot water, Abner decided to step away from his favorite pastime and actively try to make amends for his previous self.

## 🐎 The Stable

As a Stable Hand, Abner impressed Stable leader Mick Flair with his unselfishness and his constant willingness to donate to his cuts to The Barn. Abner often cornered meth to help fund The Stable.

In one noteworthy Fleeca Bank heist with The Stable, getaway driver Richard Chiclets managed to get Abner, Mick, and Rocky Topps away from Crocodile Steve in an interceptor. Although the police caught eyes again and trapped the getaway car, Rocky and Mick ran off and coincidentally hid in bushes across the street from each other. With Abner and Richard in handcuffs, Roy Armstrong asked them who they were. Richard proudly declared, "The Stable!" (while Abner false-flagged Marabunta Grande). As celebration for escaping with 3/4 of the loot, Mick urged The Stable to accept Nancy Drew's invitation for paintball at Cerberus Arena. The Stable split up into two paintball teams, and had a blast shooting at each other.

During Sexton Hardcastle's SCU investigation of The Stable for drug trafficking, Thomas Dwayne and Smooth Williams decided to send him a message. While Hardcastle was snooping around one The Stable's meth spots, Thomas ordered The Stable's first-ever hit on a police officer. Abner rolled up on Hardcastle's undercover car while he was distracted looking at boosters, scolded him for snooping, mag dumped him, laughed, and sped off.

### First Big Meth Run

On October 18, 2021, The Stable entrusted Abner to guard their armored vehicle in The Stable's first ever big meth run. Abner huddled with The Stable at the Vinewood Racetrack for inspirational words from their leader Dick Chiclets. Then a four-person Stable team comprised of Dick, Thomas Dwayne, Kirk Jerkems, and Abner delivered the 40 meth pillows (containing all of The Stable's meth strains) to the wholesale meth exporter. After a surprise ambush from half a dozen local security guards, Kirk and Abner drove behind an armored kuruma that Dick and Thomas had carjacked to transport the meth. When the kuruma's 37A tracker ping drew pursuit from Lt. Jeffrey Bundy and a cadet partner, Kirk and Abner ran interference--eventually mag dumping them in a pincer movement. Once Dick dropped off the meth and stashed the payout in The Barn, Abner, Kirk, and Thomas celebrated jubilantly and saluted their stolen car in a gas explosion.

### The End of the BBMC Alliance

While Abner was test-cooking his meth strain 58-rhinoceros with Xavier Valentine and Lil Cap, Abner's ex-lawyer Reggie Might and other masked Vagos members interrupted them with AK-47s claiming to own the public labs at certain scheduled times. Hoping to keep the science batch that he had just cooked, Abner tried to placate Reggie. When Reggie asked who they were, Abner answered "The Stable" (a crew that Reggie never heard of); when Reggie asked who they were allied with, Abner answered "BBMC". As proof of this alliance, Abner confirmed that the meth he was carrying was BBMC's. Reggie phoned Olivia Garcia and ran the Stable names by her. After she declined to vouch for them, he massacred Abner and Xavier and left with Abner's meth.

Once Abner returned from a 7-day vacation for an unrelated looting issue, The Stable and the BBMC formally met to discuss Abner's name-dropping on neutral territory at Legion Square. Collin McKinley, Pez Speedwagon, and Jordan Lee heard Abner's side of the story (Barry Benson left the meeting early to pick up a practice laptop), but Collin and Pez still wanted Abner to be punished. Exasperated by Collin's stipulation that a patched BBMC member be present to watch The Stable punish Abner, Dick unexpectedly unloaded nine rounds into Abner in front of everyone and walked away. Satisfied, Collin and Pez left the meeting while Kirk and Nancy tended to Abner. Afterward, Abner praised Dick for "knowing all along" to aim at his armored vest.

### Second Big Meth Run

On the night of November 9, 2021, half of The Stable including Abner got raided. While searching Kirk Jerkems' apartment for illegal guns, Lt. Jeffrey Bundy found three pillows of Kirk's meth strain 51-rhinoceros. On November 12, 2021, Abner joined The Stable on a mission to smuggle all of their meth out of The Barn despite a tip-off that Det. Sexton Hardcastle had been staking out the property. Dick Chiclets, Thomas Dwayne, and Xavier Valentine stormed into the warehouse as Abner, Kirk, and Marie Ortiz scouted out the area for police surveillance. Abner and Xavier then drove in a three-car Stable convoy to guard the armored Landstalker SUV that Dick and Thomas had carjacked to transport the meth. Suddenly, Abner and Xavier crashed into Hardcastle as he led Air-1 and a swarm of police cars after the armored SUV. After Abner ran interference and attempted to pick up Kirk, the two teamed up for a "last stand" by the Bandito Boys. Abner and Kirk managed to gun down Hardcastle before succumbing to a hail of PD bullets. Meanwhile, Dick and Thomas drove away to safety having successfully dropped off the last of The Stable's meth.

As a consequence of the three seized 51-rhinoceros meth pillows, Kirk and Abner accepted Bundy's plea deal and turned themselves into Hardcastle and Hayes on November 21, 2021. Kirk served three days in prison for drug trafficking; Abner served two days in prison for accomplice to drug trafficking. During Abner's time in prison, Nancy delighted him and Kirk with life-changing news that once they got out of prison, they could purchase a placeable "meth table" to cook on.

When Thomas Dwayne took over leadership of The Stable from Richard Chiclets, Thomas promoted Abner to Enforcer.

### The End of The Stable

By the end of 2021, a wide variety of factions (in addition to the BBMC) had begun to hold The Stable responsible for the Bandito Boys' actions. When Abner, Kirk, and Chatterbox impersonated police officers and unknowingly robbed an HOB member on November 28, 2021, The Stable agreed to take accountability by paying the HOA 150,000 recycled materials. When Kirk, Abner, and Marie Ortiz (blacked out with guns instead of wearing their casino hotel employee uniforms) barged into the Angels' Diamond Casino Hotel room on December 6, 2021 to warn Randy Bullet against cooking meth there, The Stable took accountability by giving Kirk's meth table to the Angels and letting both them and Randy beat Marie unconscious. Randy's complaints about The Stable to Dean Watson and Diamond Casino Hotel CEO Tommy T led Lang Buddha to believe that the Angels were trying to manipulate Cerberus into pushing the other Diamond Casino Hotel CEO Bunny and her Stable friends out. Irregardless, Lang distrusted The Stable (and hated Kirk in particular for advertising metamorphine at Rooster's Rest). He convinced Cerberus that all of Bunny's Stable friends (Abner, Kirk, and Marie) should be fired from the Diamond Casino Hotel (meanwhile, Bunny had already done so). Bunny also had to evict Thomas and give his hotel room to Lang.

Kirk left The Stable on December 7, 2021 to protect the group from any future backlash. Later, he and Abner started their own "Bandito Bunker" with Xavier. Other Stable members like Thomas became convinced that The Stable name had become more of a liability than a proud association. The group stopped having Stable meetings and paying dues, started to just individually buy into each bank job as friends without giving The Barn a cut, and began admitting that The Stable had disbanded.

## 👥💰 Bandito Boys

Abner and Kirk Jerkems began 2022 building their own meth empire from the ground up. Abner started a "Bandito Bunker" that he shared with Kirk and Xavier Valentine, diligently sold meth to keep the operation running smoothly, and began feuding with Chang Gang Street Team over territory.

On January 22, 2022, Abner tried to hit Paleto Bank with Amy Rain, hacker Xavier Valentine, and Kirk Jerkems. During the getaway attempt, Xavier drove Abner and Amy all around the city with Air-1 and a swarm of police in hot pursuit. Abner jumped out, escaped the police in his Sandking, and took out his Sabre Turbo in an effort to save Amy's clean record from a felony conviction. Abner and Xavier had Amy exit the getaway car without any gun or loot on her, and run up a parking garage staircase to Abner's waiting Sabre. But the police tased both of them before they could escape. Attorney Siobhan Fitzpatrick and Amy managed to convince her arresting officer Garry Berry to let her go without any charges.

## Quotes

* *"Not guilty"*
* *"I want a bench trial"*
* "yEAAAAAH"