Best Foe Forever/Script

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(theme song)
**Collar:** Look at her. She's a beauty, isn't she?
**Indigo:** Umm...it looks more like a slaughtered goose foot.
**Collar:** Seriously, Indi? [smacks Indigo's head]
**Indigo:** Ow!
**Collar:** It's a surf board not an animal's body part.
**Indigo:** Yeah, like you would know the difference!
**Collar:** Oh, yeah?
**Indigo:** Yeah!
**Both:** [loud arguing]
**Travis:** Shut up! [arguing stops] I'm trying to think! I've done so much now I don't know what to do and when.
**Indigo:** Why?
**Travis:** How am I supposed to know?
**Collar:** I know this one, I know this one! It's, ummm, uh . . . .
**Indigo:** It's because you're psychic. Right?
**Travis:** No! I was being rhetorical. There's nothing more hurtful or dangerous than a bored bully. A single drop of boredom is death. [whispers] Only if, or course, their as professional as I am [whispers stop]. But [sighs] who cares now. I'm too bored to retaliate.

[**Travis**]
Dang! Guys, I'm feel something that's like nothing.
[**Indigo**]
What is it Travis?!
[**Collar**]
Yeah, bro?
[**Travis**]
I feel bored! There's nothing left to do.
I have skipped school twice this week
[**Collar**]
We had school this week?
[**Travis**]
I have picked on the daycare kids
[**Indigo**]
Those kids are cowards!
[**Travis**]
I can damage the yards
Of peers!
That I think
That I think
That I think
Are super mean
I can go to the pool
And like embarrass Duke!
I can have a sweet party
Give the guests a spook
I can travel to Msomi
Push the stone from the sword
But the changes are down
Cause I'll still be bored
[**Indigo and Collar**]
Oh-no, he's bored!
[**Travis**]
I'm so, so bored
If my head were my cell
It would have no cord
[**Indigo and Collar**]
Oh-no, he's bored!
[**Travis**]
Can't be restored
I'll say it again:
"Like, I'm so bored."
I'm pushed guys. Isn't there anything I haven't done?!
[**Indigo**]
You could try painting flowers
[**Travis**]
Flowers? No.
[**Collar**]
You could call strangers names
[**Indigo and Collar**]
You could try eating veggies
That you think
That you think
That you think
Are super green
[**Travis**]
*Idiots...*
I can go fish out some cash
I can bike off to Manew
I can push Scott down a well
And dump Lu down the lou
[**Indigo and Collar**]
You can try being nice
[**Indigo and Collar**]
I'd rather taste keyboard!
[**Indigo and Collar**]
So you want to then...?
[**Travis**]
I am so bored!

[**Indigo and Collar**]
Oh-no, he's bored!
[**Travis**]
I'm so, so bored
If my head were my cell
It would have no cord
[**Indigo and Collar**]
Oh-no, he's bored!
[**Travis**]
Can't be restored
I'll say it again:
"Like, I'm so bored."
**Indigo:** So does this mean we can take a break from being your, you knooow, "evil henchmen"?
**Travis:** What? No, and as my "evil henchmen", you've got to help me overcome my boredom or else.
**Collar:** Or else what?
**Travis:** I'll dissect both your hearts with a chisel [laughs maniacally] **. . . .**well what are you waiting for, The End of the World?
**Indigo:** Whatta you suggest we do?
**Travis:** [groans] Do I have do everything for everyone in this wretched school myself.
**Collar:** That would be nice. But what should we do?
**Travis:** I don't know. Say some ideas, [says faster] make some analyses, search books, read lists, write**. . . .**lists. The lists, where are they?
**Collar:** Huh?
**Travis:** [growls] [hits own head] Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid! Uh, ring-ring. Hello in there, dummy! THE LISTS you morons, the lists!

[paper flies everywhere]

**Collar:** I can't find---

[ladder falls]

**Collar:** Here it is. I found it, I found it. I knew its exact place before I searched.
**Travis:**[sarcastically] Oh, Collar, you amaze me. You searched selves 3, 5, 7, and 9. There're only 1 left you deafening little imbecile! [snatches list]
**Travis:** Alright, let's see. Who to torment next? Oh, c'mon there must be someone in this stupid school I haven't bullied yet.
**Indigo:** Who then?
**Travis:** Shut up! Okay? Just shut**. . .**up! Hmm, there must be a way. There must be someone who can be brought to their knees. Dah!

[light bulb rings]
**Indigo:** That's it! Dawn, Armageddon Demise. You haven't got to him yet.
**Travis:** Indigo, I said shut u--- that's it. Dawn! Dawn, Armageddon Demise. I haven't got to him yet. I am so glad I thought of this.

**Franchise:** *Figures of Guardains*

**S.O.C High:** Dean's Office | Syclops's Dorm | S.O.C Schoolyard