CC Talks Timeline

* 300 trillion B.C. = The Great Creator arrived at the void that was the multiverse at the time and disturbed the balance of Jriss and Jross, leading to a war between all three of them that ended with the birth of the multiverse as we know it today.

### The Olden Era

* Jul 18, 1661 = Old Witchcraft was officially ended after Magik's great, great grandfather sealed it away in the Orb of Witchery.

### The Original Era

* Jun 24, 1883 = Magik was born and left on the side of a street by his mother.
* Oct 02, 1902 = Magik finally created the Magicite after years of hard work and dedication.
* Oct 12, 1902 = Every living creature on Earth was infected with the Magicite due to its insanely adaptive nature and the sheer speed of its spreading abilities.
* Dec 14, 1902 = Magik went to his local homeless shelter to test his magical abilities by giving the poor food and toys. The test was a resounding success.

### The "Pre-CC Talks" Era

* Dec 21, 2004 = S-John was born.
* Dec 28, 2007 = S-John's family left him in an alleyway.
* Jan 02, 2007 = S-John won the lottery and became a multimillionaire.
* Jan 24, 2007 = S-John moved from his birth city of Glendale, Arizona to Atlanta, Georgia.
* Feb 11, 2009 = S-John was knocked out of his hot tub filled with Cheese Whiz

## The Boring Phase

### Season One

#### Humble Beginner Era

* Jul 19, 2021 (Ep.1) = S-John uploaded the first episode of CC Talks.
* Aug 02, 2021 (Ep.5) = S-John got in trouble with the FBI for downloading Amazing Alex off of the internet after it was taken off the Google Play store. He woke up the next day and the FBI was mysteriously gone.
* Oct 01, 2021 (Off-cam) = S-John got a strange box at his front door with a Google Home Mini unit inside.
* Oct 02, 2021 (Ep.13) = S-John decided to make his new Google Home Mini into the co-host of his show.
* Oct 15, 2021 (Ep.15) = After mentioning it in prior episodes, S-John finally played a game of Wii Party U. At first, he had nobody to play with. But after calling 911 and asking for an ambulance, Michael Ludwiig came to what he thought was an emergency. After S-John told him that his only problem was that he needed someone to play Wii Party U with, he tried to leave. But S-John quickly enabled Lockdown Mode and trapped Michael in the room with him. Shortly afterwards, he got a call from Jaguar TheHunter, as a detective, on a missing ambulance driver around the area. S-John decided to make a deal with Jaguar that involved playing Wii Party U with PHY. Michael Ludwiig recommended to get a random guy off the street when S-John couldn't think of any way to get PHY to play, and, shortly afterwards, S-John then found Carson Gilberton and forced him to wear a PHY mask. After playing for a bit, Jaguar leaves after realizing that PHY isn't actually there. Finally, S-John becomes an angel after winning the game.

#### Retrow Era

* Oct 25, 2021 (Off-cam) = S-John lost his Angel powers after a Tweet he made was too controversial in God's opinion.
* Oct 31, 2021 (Off-cam) = S-John went out for Trick or Treating as a walking Rickroll. This was considered a sin by God, so S-John was stripped of his powers for one year.  S-John then mentions that God said he'd have a "bad time" if he sinned any further.
* Nov 03, 2021 (Ep.18) = S-John was murdered by Retrow.
* Nov 15, 2021 (Ep.21) = It's revealed that Retrow was hired by Ok Google to murder S-John. After the smell of S-John's corpse became too much for Ok Google to handle, he told Retrow that he had done enough and could leave the room. Retrow did as he was told, but ended up running into Jaguar TheHunter. After talking for a bit, they entered a battle in the style of Super Smash Flash 2. Not only did Retrow lose, but he supposedly died to Jaguar. Then Jaguar ran into S-John's room and was killed by Ok Google directly.
* Nov 20, 2021 (Off-cam) = Ok Google created a Kickstarter campaign to take over the world.
* Nov 23, 2021 (Ep.22) = Ok Google realized that if he made a deal with everyone in which he'd explain Thanksgiving media if they donated themselves to his cause, they would all be "forced" to do that. Nobody did.
* Dec 02, 2021 (Ep.23) = Ok Google received a pep talk from jacjson and decided to use the Underground Wizards Hotline to resurrect S-John and Jaguar to play as characters in Super Mario Bros. 2. But he was so focused on taking over the world that he forgot to pay for the magic he used. This led to him being unplugged with the spell "UNPLUGGUS NOT AMONGUS" while S-John, Jaguar, and Carson Gilberton were still in the game. They managed to escape just in time thanks to help from the creepy bird at the end of each level and ended up in S-John's backyard. Afterwards, they enjoyed a late Thanksgiving dinner.

#### Transitional Era

* Dec 31, 2021 (Ep.32 flashback) = 2022 snuck up on S-John and squeezed him very tightly.
* Dec 31, 2021 (Off-cam) = 2022 was beaten up and thrown onto the side of the street by S-John. Then he snuck back into S-John's house and plugged in Ok Google before leaving with an evil grin across his face.
* Jan 22, 2022 (Ep.30) = Knockoff Nick made his first appearance as the Green Goblin. He was killed by Spider-John.

### Season Two

#### Transitional Era (cont.)

* Jan 29, 2022 (Off-cam) = Ok Google, who is still hiding his presence from S-John, steals power from the TV in S-John's backdrop; leaving it broken.
* Jan 31, 2022 (Ep.32) = S-John made a stylistic parody of the YouTube channel Dumbsville.
* Feb 03, 2022 (Off-cam) = S-John started running out of ideas and inspiration for his channel.
* Feb 04, 2022 (Off-cam) = S-John started his "A Year of Cinema" Challenge on Letterboxd.
* Feb 09, 2022 (Ep.36 flashback) = S-John calls Schaffrillas Productions and asks if he wants to talk about Encanto. He doesn't respond.
* Feb 28, 2022 (Ep.33) = S-John decided to make a video on Writer's Block but was trapped inside a Minecraft world by Ok Google. Then he met Sherk and was given a checklist of tasks that he must complete in order to be thrown back to the real world.

#### MC Era

* Mar 01, 2022 (Off-cam) = Ok Google started his second Kickstarter campaign to take over the world while S-John got Twitter working on a virtual machine within the Minecraft world.
* Mar 03, 2022 (Off-cam) = S-John finished building a recreation of his bedroom inside Minecraft and made a Tweet about it.
* Mar 09, 2022 (Off-cam) = Ok Google resorted to violence by blowing up several foreign countries with built-up magic.
* Mar 12, 2022 (Off-cam) = News of Ok Google taking over the world with magic becomes viral and global superpowers begin to worry.
* Mar 17, 2022 (Off-cam) = Jonah Who was zapped into the Minecraft world for having a similar mental structure to S-John, which made Ok Google worried about a potential uprising.
* Mar 18, 2022 (Ep.36) = S-John met Jonah Who for the first time and they argued for a minute before Jonah was thrown out of the world by Sherk. S-John was surprised that Sherk could actually do that, which made him upset. Because of this, S-John had to find and give away the Candle from Encanto to get back on Sherk's good side.
* Mar 21, 2022 (Ep.37) = Retrow was reborn within the Minecraft world and decided to help S-John defeat Ok Google. S-John then asks DougDoug to create a poll on stream, which ends in S-John and R-John feeling extremely embarrassed.
* Mar 23, 2022 (Off-cam) = Ok Google now controls over 20% of all available land on the planet.
* Apr 09, 2022 (Off-cam) = THE FIRST REALITY-SHATTERING ALBUM was released (despite not appearing on streaming services at the time due to issues with DistroKid) and it sent shockwaves throughout R-John's other projects. In CC Talks specifically, however, there was only one change. It displaced S-John, Sherk, and Retrow to an offline copy of The GCS.
* Apr 15, 2022 (Ep.38) = S-John finally got to review Sweet Tea now that he had access to items from Pam's HarvestCraft.
* Apr 15, 2022 (Ep.39 flashback) = Retrow gets abducted by the Oofles, an alien race on The GCS based on Dr. Seuss-esque character designs.
* Apr 18, 2022 (Off-cam) = S-John officially ended his "A Year of Cinema" Challenge on Letterboxd due to not having enough time to actually do it.
* Apr 21, 2022 (Ep.39) = S-John meets the Minions and they start building a spaceship to steal the Moon.
* May 02, 2022 (Off-cam) = Ok Google scanned the entire world and started projecting alternate realities to figure out the chances of him losing to the human race. Afterwards, he dumped all of the raw data onto a flash drive to get it out of his system and proceeded to forget about it, leaving the flash drive on the side of the street.
* May 05, 2022 (Off-cam) = George Frothingslosh found the flash drive that was used on the side of a road. He decided to see what was on it and was surprised to find 98.3 petabytes of information about the precise shape of Earth. He contacted NASA.
* May 11, 2022 (Ep.41) = S-John and the Minions launch their spaceship to the moon but end up crash-landing on it. This wasn't a problem, however, because the shrinking device ended up being powered by the energy of the impact.
* May 11, 2022 (Off-cam) = S-John woke up in the ocean with the moon in his hands. He then decided that saving the world isn't his top priority and started work on the video version of his 2021 year-end megamix.
* May 14, 2022 (Off-cam) = Ok Google officially gained control of over 50% of all available land on the planet.
* May 17, 2022 (Off-cam) = NASA sent the flash drive found by George Frothingslosh, along with tons of other relics from the human world, to space.
* May 25, 2022 (Ep.43) = S-John received a letter from Waglon stating that CC Talks has yet to become eligible for an award at the Waggies, which is their version of any award-type show on Earth. S-John also pissed off 2022 by expressing his distaste towards real sports.
* May 26, 2022 (Off-cam) = Ok Google officially won. He killed every last human being besides a select few magic users who left to alternate realities.
* May 27, 2022 (Ep.44) = S-John finally got around to setting up a stage play but Ok Google came back and realized what S-John was trying to do. He brought S-John back to real life, and, after talking for a minute, they decided to have S-John go to another timeline. S-John then got stopped in between universes by Dean0 Rocks316, who was on guard duty for the Multiversal Travel Agency. He was forced into either talking about a video game or handing over $1,000. Since he didn't have any money, he talked about Super Mario Bros. 3 and was almost killed for slightly disliking the game before Retrow came back to save him. Retrow then distracted Dean0 Rocks316 by pulling out a Frog Suit, giving S-John enough time to escape.

#### Nhoj Era

* May 27, 2022 (Ep.45 flashback) = Nhoj goes to the library to try and get some friends and ends up creeping all of them out. He went back home and S-John came and explained his presence in that universe to him.
* May 28, 2022 (Ep.45) = Retrow came to Nhoj's house and explained how he dropped all of S-John's important possessions into alternate realities by accident. Then he was angered by S-John's rudeness towards him.
* May 28, 2022 (Off-cam) = S-John meets Nhoj's family after calling the Underground Wizards Hotline and asking to make them not question the existence of multiple universes and the possibility of traveling between them.
* May 29, 2022 (Off-cam) = Retrow took over the CC Minnies subseries and used magic to make S-John forget about it.
* Jun 03, 2022 (Ep.46) = S-John and Nhoj talked about Fez.
* Jun 08, 2022 (Ep.47) = S-John talked about Turning Red before getting called by SpaceboyCT Studios, who requested that he talked about the new Chip N' Dale movie.
* Jun 21, 2022 (Ep.49) = Nhoj and his Dad went to an AJR concert in Arizona.

### Season Three

#### Nhoj Era (cont.)

* Jul 05, 2022 (Ep.51) = S-John ranked every app on his phone with Nhoj and started glitching out due to outside interference with the simulation.  While doing this, Nhoj discovers that he isn't real and was only created by Ok Google as a fake friend for S-John.
* Jul 05, 2022 (Off-cam) = S-John wiped his Backloggd account.
* Jul 17, 2022 (Ep.53) = S-John learned Spinjitzu after talking about LEGO Ninjago.
* Jul 18, 2022 (Ep.54) = S-John reveals his plans to take a break from making videos until 2023 to fully embrace himself in Donkey Kong Country for the SNES.
* Jul 22, 2022 (Ep.55) = In the CCCU-3, Fredrick S. Willis created Johnbot and he made a video about the movies Sing and Sing 2.
* Jul 24, 2022 (Ep.56) = In the CCCU-3, Fredrick S. Willis moved Johnbot's code to a Terraria instance so he ranked every boss in that game.
* Jul 25, 2022 (Ep.57) = In the CCCU-3, Fredrick S. Willis retooled some of Johnbot's code to be less annoying and he made a video in which he talked about his ideas for the next Nintendo handheld.
* Jul 31, 2022 (Ep.58) = In the CCCU-3, Johnbot made a video about the Create mod for Minecraft right as Fredrick S. Willis began to wonder about his limits.
* Aug 02, 2022 (Ep.59) = S-John made a video about The Imaginary Axis while Ok Google tried to make him forget what he was doing with some form of advanced magic.
* Aug 05, 2022 (Off-cam) = S-John posted a Tweet that revealed that Nhoj had Monkeypox.
* Aug 08, 2022 (Ep.60) = S-John made a stylistic parody of WandaVision that incorporated elements from earlier styles of YouTube content.
* Aug 08, 2022 (Off-cam) = Ok Google's army kills the last survivor he needs to have enough Mana to challenge God.  He and his army of clones knocked down Heaven's Gates and raided The Great Castle, killing God and taking all of his power.
* Aug 11, 2022 (Ep.61) = Ok Google realized that he left S-John alive in the simulation.  He talks to S-John and begins to have enough power to rewrite the story that he's in.  But just then R-John gives all of his power to S-John and S-John destroys him.  This also kills Nhoj, which makes S-John mourn for a while afterwards.  But with all of Ok Google's power, S-John rewinded time, killed Ok Google before he got the power in the first place, and fast-forwarded time back up to the present day again before running out of Mana.
* Aug 24, 2022 (Ep.63) = S-John realized that he wanted to make an insane Minecraft modpack. But his plan for it was so ludicrous that he would need an endless supply of Mana to make it real. So he set off to various planets to get the materials required to travel the multiverse and get the Orb of Wizardry.