Americana

**"Americana"** is the forty-fourth episode of *Histeria!*.

## Summary

The Histerians take a patriotic look at American lifestyles now and how they used to be and pay a visit to Barry Ding Live including Rescue Heroes Saves the Day, with the fillers of Woodrow Wilson.

## Sketches

### Act 1

1. Theme - Histeria! March
2. Americana Filler #1 (Veterans Day) (November 11, 1919)
3. Loud Kiddington Jingle
4. Pledge of Allegiance (Original version) (1892) (3A) / Star Spangled Banner (1814) (3B)
5. Team Fortress Jingle
6. The Jamestown Crisis (1607)

### Act 2

1. Barry Ding Live: Political Animals (1874) (1A) / Rescue Heroes Saves the Day (1782) (1B)
2. The Bald Eagle: Symbol of Our Country (1782) (2A) / Colorado State Capitol (1886-1901) (2B)
3. Eagle Mounties (1873)

### Act 3

1. Americana Filler #2 (Fireworks at Chinatown in New York) (1970)
2. Loud Kiddington Jingle (1A) / Loud Kiddington Jingle (Simpsons parody) (1B)
3. Plymouth Acres (Pepper, Toast and Lucky Bob version) (1622) (2A) / Practicing at Louisiana Derby (1909) (2B)
4. World's Oldest Woman Theme Song
5. Carry-Nation (1901) (4A) / There Goes A New World (1830) (4B)
6. Pepper Mills' jingle (5A) / Toast Jingle
7. Strange Coincidences: Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin (6A) / Ask Me If I Care: Martin Luther King Jr. (1963) (6B)

### Act 4

1. Billy the Kid Jingle
2. Plymouth Acres (Billy the Kid version) (1622)
3. Between Turkey and Eagle (1792)
4. Pledge to Allegiance (Revised version) (1892)

### Act 5

1. Pepper Mills Jingle
2. Indiana War Memorial (1998)
3. World's Oldest Woman Jingle
4. Carry-Nation (1901)

### Epilogue

1. Outro
2. Charity Bazaar: Words of Wisdom (2A) / Medical Horseshoe (2B)

### Bonus Act

1. And Now Our Bonus Presentation
2. Loud's Pepper Jingle
3. Mozart's New Horse (1763)

### Unknown Act

1. The Brig of Scott Key (1814)
2. Star Spangled Banner Anthem Auditions (Revised version)
3. Daniel Boone National Forest (1737/1775)
4. Declaration of Independence (Loud Kiddington version) (1776)
5. Washington reads Declaration at New York (1776)
6. North and South (1860s)
7. Gettysburg Address (1863) (Loud and Steedberg version)
8. Aka and Loud at Mount Rushmore (1941)
9. Governors Island Summit (December 7, 1988)
10. Mexican American War (1846/1848)
11. Battle of the Thames Acres
12. Indian Removal Act (1830)

## Voice Cast

1. Maurice LaMarche as Francis Bellamy, Gerald Ford and Woodrow Wilson
2. Frank Welker as Father Time
3. Laraine Newman as Miss Information
4. Luke Ruegger as Billy the Kid and Big Fat Baby
5. Cody Ruegger as Loud Kiddington
6. Nathan Ruegger as Froggo
7. Jeff Bennett as Francis Scott Key
8. Seth MacFarlane as Elijah E. Myers
9. David Ogden Stiers as Governor Ratcliffe and Andreas Peter Bernstorff
10. Eddie Carroll as Jiminy Crickett
11. Tress MacNeille as World's Oldest Woman and Toast
12. Corey Burton as Sniper
13. Jim Cummings as Heavy and Attila the Hun
14. Keith Diamond as Demoman and Martin Luther King, Jr.
15. Kevin Michael Richardson as World's Oldest Man, Victor Emmelweiz and George Crook
16. Candi Milo as Charity Bazaar
17. Billy West as Eagle and Thomas Edison
18. Rob Paulsen as Jack the Turkey
19. Tom Kenny as Nikola Tesla
20. Andre Sogliuzzo as Spy and James P. Smith
21. Gregg Berger as Dennis M. Peterson and Stonewall Jackson
22. Robin Atkin Downes as Medic and Lawrence P. Fitzpatrick
23. Cree Summer as Aka Pella
24. Mr. Lawrence as Plankton
25. Debi Derryberry as Pepper Mills

### Special Guest Stars

1. Jack Burns as Himself
2. Wade Boggs as Himself
3. Mel Gibson as Himself
4. James Woods as Leopold Mozart
5. Earl Mann as John McCausland