Riamu Yumemi

Riamu Yumemi is the protagonist of the Riamooyumemi twitter bot. She is a 19 year old idol girl with a love for idols, pink monster energy, and the english actor tumblr sexyman Tom Hiddleston(TM). Disney don't sue me for mentioning him i promise i wont kill the rat as slowly as painfully if you dont sue me wehhH!!!!

## Riamu Yumemi

### Aliases

Yamu, Riamu-chan, Stupid Idiot, Little Riamu, Riamoo Yumemi

## Appearances

### Appears in

The Idolm@ster Cinderella Girls (1994), High-Rise (2015), Loki (2021), Among Yamu (2021), Arcade Riamus (2021)

### Debut

fuck you

She is married to Shiki Ichinose and a blood-stained Tom Hiddleston(TM) body pillow she bought off a shady russian website, immediately getting malware, spyware, and trojans installed onto her pink sparkly laptop. She has 95 mental illnesses and is banned from most public spaces.

She met her girlfriend, Shiki, not when she got her job as an idol in the 346 production, but in 2012 on the website known as Tumblr. Riamu ran several blogs, including her main one, catboyloki-in-the-tardis, her Catboy Loki askblog ask-catboy-loki, and a fanblog dedicated to one of her favorite idols, Nico Yazawa, nicoyazawa-in-the-tardis. (DONT SEARHC FOR ANY OF THESE BLOGS THEY MIGHT NOT EXIST) Riamu was a Supernatural/Doctor who/Sherlock/Loki fan, also known as a Superwholokilock, and Shiki was a Supernatural/Doctor Who fan. They became friends, and eventually met eachother two years later, at Dashcon, one of the most important events of Tumblr History. They didn't fall in love til 2019, when Riamu got scouted as an idol in the 346 production, years after Shiki got scouted by the Producer, which Riamu refers to as "P-Sama".

Riamu lives in an apartment with P-Sama, who acts as her babysitter/parental figure. On weekends, Shiki visits and lives with Riamu as well. When not doing idol shows, Riamu likes to sit in her room and get into fandom discourse with 30 year old moms on twitter, drink Pipeline Punch Monster Energy, watch idol videos online, watch her illegally obtained (Shoplifted) Tom Hidldeston(TM) movie dvds on her tv at max volume while crying and screaming, and running over innocents with her car.

Riamu has many special powerful abilities, such as time travel, shitting in urinals, super speed, the ability to make hyper-realistic clown noises at four in the morning, breathing and speaking underwater, illusion magic, shapeshifting, freezing time, and solving children's crossword puzzles. She can also undergo a magical girl transformation, and does so every time she performs on stage as an idol, however she doesn't obtain any new abilities when she does so, and in fact, gets increasingly more pathetic.

Despite not having a drivers license, Riamu owns 2 cars, a Jaguar, and a Hyundai. She stole the Jaguar from the set of the Tom Hiddleston(TM) Jaguar commercials from 2014-15 (CAN ANY FANDOM MOMS TELL ME WHICH EXACT YEAR THESE WERE THANKS), and somehow was never caught, possibly due to her small stature. The Hyundai was stolen in 2021, due to the Hyundai commercial where Loki steals a hyundai. Unfortunately, the hyundai she stole wasn't from the set of the commercials, but she did manage to steal one from a dealership anyways. She spraypainted both cars pink, however the Hyundai has many stickers on it. Both cars say "YAMU" on the door.

Riamu has been through alot in the past few years, including being sent to an Among Us Danganronpa style killing game with many other idols, including her girlfriend Shiki, who got killed by the Imposter masquerading as Yuriko Ohnishi, the fujoshi. Shiki was resurrected via her soul and brain being placed in an identical android body, and thus retains the memories and feelings of the previous Shiki. A month later, Riamu and Shiki did a 3am happy meal challenge. They went to McDonald's, at 3am, and ordered the Loki Happy Meal. Surprisingly, they did have it, but something wasn't right. The fries were plastic, the nuggets were soggy with sweat, and the Sprite was sweat that transported Riamu and Shiki into some sort of strange endless location, which Riamu dubbed "Riamu Hell" in her head. In the strange location, Riamu met different timeline versions of herself, called variants, including Riamu Ball, Catgirl Riamu, Mama Riamu, Riamu the Killer, Squished Riamu, and President Riamu, who was the president of the "Riamu Nation" and also the United States of America, despite being Japanese. There was also a Shiki variant, dubbed Grandma Shiki despite only being 40 years old, however being in the Riamu Hell aged her 20 years.

Riamu and Shiki, bringing Ball Riamu along with them, found out the way out of the Riamu Hell is the way they came in; drinking the McDonald's sweat. However President Riamu would not let them out without a fight, as she summoned her Shiki variants to fight Riamu and Shiki. This was pointless, as Riamu and Shiki escaped shortly after Ball Riamu was shot to death by Cowgirl Shiki. They were now safe and sound in the Riamu Household, and they vowed never to do a 3AM challenge ever again.

Riamu's favorite music includes, but is not limited to, The Frigate that Flies from the Pirate Fairy (2014) soundtrack, Very Full from the Loki (2021) soundtrack, LOONA, Death Grips, One Direction, Blackpink, GWSN, TWICE, BTS, Orange Caramel, My Chemical Romance, 100 gecs, Big Time Rush, and more.

Riamu's favorite movies are Any MCU Movie With Loki In It, High Rise, Only Lovers Left Alive, The Pirate Fairy, Madagascar, I Saw The Light, Crimson Peak, High Rise, Early Man, Muppets Most Wanted, Blackpink The Movie, Midnight in Paris, Deep Blue Sea (not the fucking shark one ok the other one from like 2011), Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007), War Horse, Monster High: Fright On!, Big Time Movie, Kong Skull Island, Unrelated, The Social Network (2010), and more porbably idk.

Riamu's favorite shows are Episodes 1-3 and episode 5 of Loki (2021), The Night Manager, Big Time Rush, The Essex Serpent (IK ITS NOT OUT YET SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!), Phineas and Ferb, Supernatural, BBC Sherlock, Doctor Who, those tv shows where they have idols/idol groups perform, and Naruto.

Riamu's main goal is to take over the entire Earth with her idol powers, using them to make the world a "better" place, and to destroy El\*n M\*sk with her bare hands.

Riamu's favorite video games are thor god of thunder (2011), Garfield Kart, Portal 2, and more.

She loves women (ESPECIALLY HER GIRLFRIEND SHIKI ICHINOSE!!!), tom hiddleston(tm), idols, pink, pink monster energy, McDonald's, idols, snorting crushed up Smarties off a printed out screenshot of loki, and more.

Riamu hates El\*n M\*sk, fandom moms, fake idol fans, riamu HATERS, Riamu, and when she cuts her gums eating a thin crust pizza.

She has a carrd, here it is --> riamooyumemi.carrd.co