Who's The Brattiest of Them All 15804's Beatbox Fightouts

## Beatboxes

### Lola Loud’s

Lola Loud: Seems like we’re in some company. I’m facing Bowser Junior! Seems like Chef Pee Pee and Cody have already been tortured enough for the fans to be angered! He’s always so annoying and loud and is a brat so much no wonder why Jeffy dethroned him! Yeah, he’s going down! I’ll win! And join AJ yeah, in the next round! Yeah, the cease and desist and getting demonetized really hit you hard! Seems like SMG4 is better than what SML has going on! Then there is the human puppets that were very controversial even after February 2021! Yeah, he’s going down! I’ll win! And join AJ yeah, in the next round!

AppleJack: No she won’t

### Bowser Junior’s

Bowser Junior: You do the same thing that you do in each episode. Seems the last name is really accurate to you. You’re so spoiled that you’re such a tattletale. You’re just like if Diamond was even more bratty.

Diamond Tiara: Hey!

Bowser Junior: But I will win this even without the alts. Yeah, you’re movie is so terrible. Your entire show fell apart after season 3. Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah! I will win this even without alts! \*beatboxes\* Yeah, I will win this! Even without alts!

## Transcript

AppleJack: So, Uh. Why’re we takin’ so long for each episode.

AppleBloom: You realize we had to find what song were remixin’ and the matchups.

Knuckles: Well, do we have to do the elimination?

AppleBloom: Yep!

Hey AppleBloom! When you bake a cake! Decorate it, give it to the players who are safe! That’s how you know it’s cake at staaaaaaaaaaaaaake (cake at stake!)

AppleBloom: If you move on to the next round, you’ll get an apple. And if you don’t- Knuckles, what is that in your hand?

Knuckles: Uh, an apple. Duh.

AppleBloom: Are ya tryin’ to get out of being eliminated.

Knuckles: No I’m not!

AppleBloom: Because AppleJack’s clearly movin’ on with like 1,588 votes while you received 747 votes.

Knuckles: W-where did those votes even come from!

AppleBloom: The voters. And now, time for the mane event!

Knuckles: Wait- why did- you say main like tha-

Knuckles gets sucked into AppleBloom’s mane.

AppleBloom: That’s what I mean by mane event.

AppleJack: Hmm, I wonder what today’s matchup would be?

AppleBloom: Well… they’ll be here right about-

Bowser Junior: Huh, seems like Cody’s teleportation machine worked. I knew he’d be such a big dork to make a machine like that.

AppleBloom: And we have contestant number 3.

Bowser Junior: Contestant? Wait, am I in a competition?

AppleBloom: Yep! And our next contestant is someone that’s been in a house with ten siblings!

Lola Loud: Uh, where am I? Wait- are those… ponies!

AppleBloom: Uh oh. I forgot that little girls like ponies. Heh Heh Heh. Not a pony! So clever!

Bowser Junior: Wow, I can’t believe you’re shocked to see talking horses.

Lola Loud: Wait, what’s this thing?

Bowser Junior: Wh- THING! Guys, tell her that I’m a turtle and not a… thing!

AppleBloom: Turtle? I thought you were now a human as of February 11, 2021.

Bowser Junior: So does that mean we have to remember every eleventh day of the month.

AppleJack: Wh- no! That doesn’t make any sense!

AppleBloom: Yeah, and SML fans have made their own 9 11s such as January 26 and December 12 and February 11!

Bowser Junior: Wait, I have fans?

AppleBloom: You mean those rotatin’ things that cool you down?

AppleJack: Wait, I thought you knew what a fan was.

AppleBloom: I’m just talking down to his level. So anyway, let’s see you try and embarrass each other startin’ with Junior!

Bowser Junior: Actually, my friends call me Junior.

AppleBloom: Well, we call you Junior now.

Bowser Junior: What!? Since when was that a thing!

AppleBloom: Since about… March 13, 2021.

AppleJack: Uh, AppleBloom. I think my girly pop song senses are tingling.

AppleBloom: Don’t worry, sis. I’ll call someone before she starts singing.

Lola Loud: Seems like we’re in some company. I’m facing Bowser Junior! Seems like Chef Pee Pee and Cody have already been tortured enough for the fans to be angered! He’s always so annoying and loud and is a brat so much no wonder why Jeffy dethroned him! Yeah, he’s going down! I’ll win! And join AJ yeah, in the next round! Yeah, the cease and desist and getting demonetized really hit you hard! Seems like SMG4 is better than what SML has going on! Then there is the human puppets that were very controversial even after February 2021! Yeah, he’s going down! I’ll win! And join AJ yeah, in the next round!

AppleJack: No she won’t

Lola Loud: Hey! You interrupted me!

AppleJack: Well, it’s all up to the viewers to decide.

Bowser Junior: Just a quick Question. Why does she look like if Diamond Tiara was a human.

Diamond Tiara: I clearly have no idea what’s going on.

AppleBloom: Anyway, Let’s go with Junior in three! Two! One! Start!!!!!!!!!

Bowser Junior: You do the same thing that you do in each episode. Seems the last name is really accurate to you. You’re so spoiled that you’re such a tattletale. You’re just like if Diamond was even more bratty.

Diamond Tiara: Hey!

Bowser Junior: But I will win this even without the alts. Yeah, you’re movie is so terrible. Your entire show fell apart after season 3. Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah! I will win this even without alts! \*beatboxes\* Yeah, I will win this! Even without alts!

Lola Loud: Wow, that was boring.

Bowser Junior: At least I kept going on and not whine about being interrupted!

Lola Loud: You shut up you big turtle!

Bowser Junior: Oh yeah, you’re just as fat as Cody’s mom!!!

AppleBloom: Uh, Diamond do the putto while I stop them from fighting.

Diamond Tiara: Uh, okay then. Vote in the comments for who you think won this battle between Lola Loud or Bowser Junior. Voting ends on July 28th! Episode 3 will come out on August 12!

AppleJack: Huh, what’s this? A green rock?