J.O.S.I.A.H.

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## Episode Summary

We are back for a brand new Patreon only episode about building a robot named J.O.S.I.A.H. We also coin the World Wide Acronym and discover a shocking truth about the Drew and Josiah's relationship.

## Idea Details

* Idea: J.O.S.I.A.H.
* Creator of idea: Drew
* Purpose of idea: We are talking about my new idea, which is to create a new helper robot named J.O.S.I.A.H.
* Timetable: A timetable was not provided. Building J.O.S.I.A.H. would require the know-how developed from having built World Wide Train, so the prototype would likely be created some time after that. It will exist very soon.
* Idea details:
	+ J.O.S.I.A.H. (Negative & Vehicle Parts)
		- **J** - Jealous
		- **O** - Old
		- **S** - Sickening
		- **I** - Internal Combustion Engine
		- **A** - Air Conditioning
		- **H** - Heater
	+ Some early considerations for the meanings of the J.O.S.I.A.H. acronym include:
		- Josiah #1 (Positive)
			* **J** - Jovial
			* **O** - Open
			* **S** - Seemly
			* **I** - Instantaneous
			* **A** - Achievement
			* **H** - Honored
		- Drew #1 (Negative)
			* **J** - Junky
			* **O** - Odious
			* **S** - Shoddy
			* **I** - Immature
			* **A** - Angry
			* **H** - Hurtful
		- Drew #2 (Negative)
			* **J** - Jealous
			* **O** - Odious
			* **S** - Shocking
			* **I** - Immature
			* **A** - Anxious
			* **H** - Haggard
		- Josiah #2 (Positive)
			* **J** - Joy
			* **O** - One-Hundred Percent
			* **S** - Stirring
			* **I** - Intelligent
			* **A** - Action
			* **H** - Handsome
		- Drew #3 (Negative)
			* **J** - Jealous
			* **O** - Oppressive
			* **S** - Scare
			* **I** - Ignorant
			* **A** - Atrocious
			* **H** - Hard
		- Josiah #3 (Alcoholic)
			* **J** - J-Face
			* **O** - Obama Mama
			* **S** - Salisbury Special
			* **I** - Ice Pick #2
			* **A** - Angostura Bitters
			* **H** - Hairy Buffalo
		- Drew #4 (Negative)
			* **J** - Jealous
			* **O** - Old
			* **S** - Sickening
			* **I** - Injure
			* **A** - Alarming
			* **H** - Hurtful
		- **Drew #5 (Negative & Vehicle Parts)** *- Note: this was ultimately used as the official acronym for J.O.S.I.A.H.*
			* **J** - Jealous
			* **O** - Old
			* **S** - Sickening
			* **I** - Internal Combustion Engine
			* **A** - Air Conditioning
			* **H** - Heater
		- Drew #6 (Military)
			* **J** - Jeep
			* **O** - Ordnance
			* **S** - Specialist
			* **I** - Invade
			* **A** - Admiral
			* **H** - Helmet
		- Josiah #4 (Military)
			* **J** - Jeep
			* **O** - Ordnance
			* **S** - Seaman
			* **I** - Invade
			* **A** - Admiral
			* **H** - Helmet
		- Josiah #5 (Fish)
			* **J** - John Dory
			* **O** - Oarfish
			* **S** - Sturgeon
			* **I** - Icefish
			* **A** - Anchovy
			* **H** - Haddock
		- Drew #7 (Computer)
			* **J** - Java
			* **O** - Offline
			* **S** - Screen
			* **I** - Interface
			* **A** - Array
			* **H** - Hypertext
		- Idea from people on Twitter #1 (Complete Sentence)
			* **J** - Jacking
			* **O** - Off
			* **S** - Specialist
			* **I** - Is
			* **A** - Android
			* **H** - Helper
		- Idea from people on Twitter #2 (Complete Sentence)
			* **J** - Jacking
			* **O** - Off And
			* **S** - Shitting
			* **I** - In
			* **A** - A
			* **H** - Hedge
		- Drew #8 (Computer & Units Of Measurement)
			* **J** - Java
			* **O** - Offline
			* **S** - Screen
			* **I** - Inch
			* **A** - Acre
			* **H** - Hectare
	+ J.O.S.I.A.H. will be a Latino robot.
	+ The plan for J.O.S.I.A.H. will involve starting with a single prototype robot that Josiah and Drew build themselves. They will be able to do this after having studied how to build World Wide Train.
	+ J.O.S.I.A.H. will be a helper robot that does exactly what his name specifies. He will be a combination **A**ir conditioner / **H**eater with an **I**nternal combustion engine taken out of a car. He will be made to look like Josiah, which will make him appear **O**ld and **S**ickening. Josiah and Drew will figure out how to make J.O.S.I.A.H. **J**ealous.
	+ J.O.S.I.A.H. will be a comedy robot like Data from Star Wars.
	+ The following was stated off-record:
		- Josiah and Drew will pretend they've built an elaborate robot and then hire an actor (or Josiah himself) to wear makeup like Data from Star Wars and talk in robot voice and they'll just pretend that's J.O.S.I.A.H.
			* He could say things like "I am the World Wide Robot. Beep-boop," in a stereotypical robot voice.
				+ Note: J.O.S.I.A.H. will not be World Wide Robot, he would simply be a helper robot.
			* He could also say things like "Greetings Master Drew," and "Shall I prepare your fleshlight?" and "Sir, your fleshlights are all rotting," and "Sir, shall I order you an industrial-grade fleshlight so that you don't rot through it again, sir?" and "Sir, do you plan to cry yourself to sleep again tonight, sir?" and "Would you prefer the jacking Kleenex or the crying Kleenex tonight, sir?" in a stereotypical British butler voice.
			* He could also say things like "Hello Drew. Shall I prepare your fleshlight for you?" and "Please stop jacking in front of me," and "Please put your pants on, sir," and "I contacted Fleshlight. They no longer have size XXS, sir," and "Sleepcam activated. No touching. No touching. No touching," in a stereotypical robot voice.

## Notable Events

* Josiah revealed that he is Drew's parents sitting on each other's shoulders.
* This episode saw the creation of the official Globe Hell Warning Acronym, which is based on emotions:
	+ **G** - Generous
	+ **L** - Loneliness
	+ **O** - Open
	+ **B** - Blue
	+ **E** - Elation
	+ **H** - Hopeless
	+ **E** - Emotion
	+ **L** - Laid Back
	+ **L** - Love
	+ **W** - Wary
	+ **A** - Alarm
	+ **R** - Repentance
	+ **N** - Neglected
	+ **I** - Infatuated
	+ **N** - Nervous
	+ **G** - Glad
* Josiah and Drew debated whether the Globe Hell Warning Twitter account stole a tweet from Sarah Cooper.
	+ Note: Twitter link.
* Drew introduced his catchphrase: "I'm all bone".
* Josiah and Drew watched a video on how to make a robot.

## Notable Quotes

### Josiah

* "So what's your little fuckin' idea today, Drew, my boy, my son, the apple of my eye, my greatest achievement and disappointment simultaneously? I just contain - it's a great paradox and yet I love you and cherish you so much, my sweet boy."
* "Would you say you have another window open? Well you are using Windows. Cause you are a PC. You're a PC of shit."
* "Cosmic beer."
* [On the topic of semen] "That's what you do when you see men."
* "It sounds like you want me to beat off in the bush and take a shit in there with your name for me."
* "Yeah you've done the Dance With The Robot. The one-penis shuffle."

### Drew

* "You don't have to make such a big stretch just to call me a piece of shit. You can just call me a piece of shit."
* "Cosmic beer."
* [On the topic of why J.O.S.I.A.H. is named after Josiah] "Because I love you! You're my parents, Josiah!"
* [On the topic of Josiah's robot voice to deceive investors into believing that Josiah and Drew created a helper robot named J.O.S.I.A.H.] "Well what kind of a voice would you do? And don't do a racist impression."
* "For real, Josiah. And I'm not talking to the robot. I'm talking to you, Dada and Mama."

## Trivia

* This was the first Patreon episode to be released for non-Patreon subscribers. On November 13, 2020 this episode was rereleased for free with the title "Patreon Preview: J.O.S.I.A.H.". The only new content included in the rerelease was a new Episode Summary: "Here is a free episode from the Patreon feed. It is called J.O.S.I.A.H. and its about a robot named J.O.S.I.A.H.," as well as a new File Name: "josiah\_drew.mp3".
* Josiah and Drew discuss whether the Globe Hell Warning Twitter account stole a tweet from Sarah Cooper in this episode.
	+ Note: Coincidentally or not, this episode was rereleased for free on the same day that the Patreon episode Drew and Josiah Watch Sarah Cooper Is This Fine? was released.