Wonderful Offensives

The capture of Gick

Luke during the attack on the eastern snow village

### Result

**League Victory*** Destruction of all villages easily accessible by Bussy Land, with all inhabitants killed
* Pinyan capture of the Colony of Gick

The **Wonderful Offensives** were a series of attacks during the Horse War on villages in the Northwestern United States Area, committed by the Gexan and Ne'er-do-well colony of Enumclaw with assistance from the illager tribe of Washington State.

## Territory

The Wonderful Offensives took place in the Northwestern United States Area, a unofficial continent located several thousand blocks north of the server spawn. The area houses the nation of Bussy Land and the Gexan and Ne'er-do-well colony of Enumclaw, as well as an illager tribe, named Washington State. Enumclaw is located south of Bussy Land, and Washington State in a tundra northeast. The area is also home to several native villages. Three of the villages are situated east of Washington State, all within the same tundra. Two villages are located in a plains west of Bussy Land, although the southmost of the two had been overtaken by zombies since prior. A sixth village also exists in a small savanna island southwest of Enumclaw.

## History

### Background

On February 22, 2022, a day after the founding of Enumclaw, Luke and Ian traveled to a Washington State outpost, located right on the border of Bussy Land. The people of Enumclaw formed an unofficial alliance with Washington, hoping to have their aid in the Horse War.

### First Village Raid

After forming the alliance with Washington State, Enumclaw decided to raid the westmost village in the tundra. During the raid, the village's iron golem was killed, all work blocks were stolen, and two villagers were kidnapped by Luke and Ian, who hoped to use them back at Enumclaw.

### Gangnam Bombing

On February 24, 2022, Ian and Psy traveled to the center tundra village, where they started a raid with assistance from the Washington and also deployed a Lukas-Cox Carpet Bomber. After killing all villagers, the illagers declared the attack a victory, and celebrated.

### Capture of Gick

On February 25, 2022, Jade, on behalf of Bussy Land, took the northern plains village, and claimed it as the colony of Gick. Jade took two inhabitants of the village back to Bussy Land, in order to breed more villagers and use them for resources.

Hoping to hinder Bussy Land's development, Luke, Ian, and Alice set out on steeds to capture Gick. They traveled through the abandoned village, and made their way through a river by pushing their horses and mule. After arriving at Gick, the three immediately began pillaging its resources and killing its remaining inhabitants and farm animals. During the capture, they also set all houses ablaze and also blew up the local church.

### Snow Village Attacks

With the capture of Gick successful, the Pinyans briefly returned to Enumclaw to discuss plans. Luke and Ian set out to attack the eastmost tundra village. After arriving at the village through a frozen river and starting a raid, the two began looting and then burning down the houses. Feeling happy about another victory, the two traveled to the westmost village, where they genocided the population.

### Alice struggles to beat an Iron Golem

Whilst Luke and Ian where attacking the tundra villages, Alice launched an attack on the village southwest of Enumclaw, much to the dismay of Luke and Ian. Although Alice managed to kill some villagers, she was ultimately taken out by an iron golem.

### Aftermath

With all offensives successful, Luke, Alice, and Ian all met up in Enumclaw, where they celebrated by playing a "Blocks" music disc.