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354: October 8-9, 2019

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### Persons Mentioned

Pat Robertson, Joel Skousen, Shannon Sharp, Skip Bayless, Robert Barnes, William Binney

Today, Dan and Jordan take a look at what's been going on in the present day on The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, the gents find Alex having underwhelming responses to all manner of new stories. Also, Alex has some troubling ideas about receiving messages from God.

## Tidbits

* Alex on Turkey and the Kurds: It's Obama's fault
* We don't want MORE refugees
* Alex talks about the mandate of heaven, Pat Robertson is a ChiComm
* Alex: Kurds are Muslim, so fuck em
* Whistleblowers are just disgruntled employees
* Not to brag, InfoWars is the voice of Americana...I need to plug
* We're right to let Turkey take over, its not our problem
* The middle east is fighting for control, it's what Muslims do
* Alex tries to use South Park clip to support his China narrative, clip gets fucked
* Guest: Joel Skousen
* Alex is eating while Joel talks
* Joel says Syria is not easy to solve, Alex falls in line immediately
* Americans are in love with Trump
* Alex makes up bullshit poll data
* You can't overuse saying we're at the crossroads
* Alex is excited because he thinks Hillary might run
* Do you want to be a Globalist or a White Nationalist?
* Alex is kicked of Facebook because he opposes China
* Discussion: What does Alex want to do with China?
* Discussion: Drudge's editorial shift
* Alex got death threats from Steve Pieczenik after he got kicked off Facebook
* God or my subconcious told me to declare myself a leader
* Alex watched Tombstone. He's not gay, but Kurt Russell is attractive
* Anyone Alex likes turns out to be a patriot
* Discussion: Alex's actor preference
* New PJW article: Boycott anyone who doesn't denounce China
* Discussion: Alex and PJW have been anti-boycott for years
* The oracle at Delphi was gas induced halucinations
* Flu shots induce Alzheimer's Fox sports made Shannon Sharp and Skip Bayless get flu shots
* Alex's True Story
* Alex talks about chimeras again
* Alex got into an argument at a pizza place 20 years ago
* Trump is the second coming compared to Hillary
* New Sale: Everything must go sale! 40-70% off!
* Alex sings Tears for Fears and reminisces about staring at MILFs at the pool
* Alex misrepresents Reddit investments
* Guest: Robert Barnes
* Barnes wants to talk to the whistleblower
* It's only obstruction if you do something illegal to obstruct
* Guest: William Binney
* Alex gets excited about mathematicians and predictors... ad pivot
* Binney was gin into Seth Rich
* Binney had a fake Devin Nunes memo
* Alex gets cut off, Binney is still on the air
230B: Obama Deception, Part 2

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### Persons Mentioned

Webster Tarpley, Gerald Celente, Big Jim Tucker, Gideon Rachman, Rahm Emanuel, Henry Kissinger, Daniel Estulin, Lindsey Williams, George Noory, Luke Rudkowski, Professor Grif, Barry Goldwater, George Humphrey, Lawrence Summers

Today, Dan and Jordan continue their look at Alex Jones' 2009 "documentary" The Obama Deception. In this installment, we meet another hip-hop legend, watch Alex reuse tons of footage from Endgame, and discuss whether or not the Federal Reserve is really private.

## Tidbits

* Alex is still working off of headlines
* Discussion: And Now for World Government
* Rahm Emanuel quotes
* Henry Kissinger on NWO
* Discussion: what is a NWO?
* Discussion: Obama's first job and CIA at Business International
* Endgame B-roll
* Alex Attributes Lindsey Williams info to Daniel Estulin
* Alex apparently knew about the subprime mortgage crisis but said nothing
* Estulin talks to Big Jim Tucker
* Estulin makes up lies on the spot
* Endgame violin, footage, voiceover return
* In June 2008, Obama is puppet of choice
* Obama ditched journalists on campaign plane to go to Bilderberg!
* Alex heads to Westfield Marriott so they can be kicked out ahead of Bilderberg
* Alex does a fake coast to coast interview, claims fire alarm went off on purpose
* Discussion: how does a fire alarm flush out Alex?
* Alex's story changes on coast to coast next day
* Alex has no footage of what he claims happened
* Alex and crew check out, pretend they're being followed
* Alex doesn't show car following them
* Alex heads back to scout Bilderberg
* Alex double bullhorns
* Internal sources (Estulin) say Obama and Hillary were at Bilderberg
* Luke Rudkowski of We Are Change yells at building
* Big Jim Tucker misrepresents Logan Act
* Professor Grif talks about Globalists
* Alex had bookstore owner on his show to be able to use bookstore interview for Obama Deception
* Discussion: African colonialism vs African Union
* Discussion: Professor Grif's racist shit-talking
* Alex talks about the Trilateral Commission and Barry Goldwater
* Discussion: Barry Goldwater is bat shit crazy
* Barry Goldwater invented Antsy Pants
* Alex talks about the Council on Foreign Relations
* Discussion: CFR Timeline
* Discussion: CFR membership
* Discussion: Obama's CFR/Trilateral Cabinet members
* New Ding-Dong: George Humphrey
* Background: George Humphrey
* Discussion: Lawrence Summers and Glass-Steagall
* Tarpley talks derivative bubble
* The Federal Reserve is as Federal as Federal Express
* Discussion: what is the Fed?

## References

* 9/11: The Great Illusion: Endgame of the Illuminati: Our Choice: Fear or Love?
271: The Serpent Loves Word Games

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### Persons Mentioned

Kerry Cassidy, Pierre Sabak, Robert Temple, Andrija Puharich, Uri Gellar, David Icke, Isaac Asimov

Today, Dan and Jordan take a much needed break from talking about real things to see what's happening in the world of Sweary Kerry and the space weirdos. In this installment, the gents meet a guy who thinks that language is a conspiracy, and learn that Kerry has recently found out about decades-old Marvel characters' backstories.

## Tidbits

* There is a secret alien code in all language
* Portrait artist turned linguist
* Red Ice Radio in 2010
* Inspired by Robert Temple's book The Sirius Mystery, which is inspired by The Pale Fox, which is wrong
* Pierre is part of a crazy group
* David Icke is fascinating but dissatisfying
* Polyglottal symbolism proves universal language
* Dog being aliens are a thing
* Man is from Mars, Mars was destroyed, man went to the moon (thus "man in the moon"), then came to earth
* The war in heaven is real
* Kerry takes a phone call
* Pierre (poorly) explains the name of God
* Etymology of the word worship
* People keep asking Pierre if he's making things up
* Saucer comes from serpent, which is related to the Greek for office, which is why neckties represent snakes
* Mayan calendar was an attempt to change the timeline
* The basilisk is related to the Greek word for king
* We're under maritime law because of the ship of state because aliens
* Reptilians are fucking with our language
* The serpent is into wordplay
* The Artifact is universal grammar and is proof of telepathy
* Pierre looks for similarities in language, but doesn't go into the etymology to prove anything
* Pierre doesn't speak any of these languages
* The Decipherati are keeping us from understanding languages
* Egyptian hieroglyph experts are purposely misleading us
* Aliens control the military
* The Rothschilds (Red Shields) are protecting the aliens
* 5G will cause XMEN
* Hulk and Spiderman will happen

## References

* The Pale Fox
* The Sirius Mystery
157: WWE's Kane (Ft. Marty DeRosa)

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Today, Dan tells "Fill In Jordan" Marty DeRosa about how in 2013, Alex Jones did an interview with WWE's own Kane (aka Glen Jacobs). The gents discuss how stupid libertarianism is at its core, how weird it is that "The Devil's Favorite Demon" was a guest on devil-fearing Alex's show, and how great the soundtrack of Josie And The Pussycats was.

## Tidbits

* Replacement Jordan: Marty DeRosa
* Glen Jacobs aka WWE's Kane went on InfoWars in 2013
* Background on Austrian school of economics and Mises Institute
* MI policy: Bob Cratchit is the villain of A Christmas Carol
* Kane is into bitcoin, but also says buy gold
* Discussion: competing currency
* MI Policy: Blackmail is OK
* MI Policy: Parents owe nothing to children
* Let's talk guns
* Kane is boring
* MI Policy: Pro-child labor
* Ludwig Von Mises is racist as fuck
* MI Policy: Slavery wasn't that bad
* WWE is very libertarian because taxes
398: February 9-10, 2020

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### Persons Mentioned

Linda Thompson, Ron Brown, Fahmy Malak, Don Henry, Kevin Ives, Bernie Sanders, Seth Rich, William Binney, Adam Carter, Tom Leonard, Heather Heyer, Anderson Cooper, Timothy Oliphant, Roger Stone, Frank Bates, Alan Balor, Robert Barnes, Charles Murray

### OOC Drop

I piss all over your god. I piss all over the city

Today, Dan and Jordan continue tracking the modern day adventures of Alex Jones. In this installment, Alex gets really mad that one of his employees used 311 as intro music, dips his toe back into Seth Rich conspiracies, and confesses to multiple brutal murders.

## Tidbits

* Correction: Neil Ferguson info
* Alex isn't ready to start the show
* Don't start the show with 311
* More coronavirus BS
* 311 is satanic
* Alex is Rush's replacement
* DOD quarantine camps
* Clinton body count started by Linda Thompson, 15 time Bill Cooper guest
* Ron Brown death
* Fahmy Malak
* Don Henry
* Kevin Ives
* Bernie Sanders is going to kill his rivals
* Seth Rich conspiracy
* Commies drool
* Alex Jones, forensic investigator
* DNC sues you if you talk about Seth Rich
* DNC download was too fast
* DNC speed comes from William Binney
* Adam Carter and Tom Leonard
* Buy Immune Gargle!
* Being nice builds a good civilization
* Long rambling bullshit
* Alex cleaned carpets from Satanic rituals
* Let's talk Charlottesville
* Heather Heyer had a heart attack
* GOP tent hit by car in Jacksonville, FL
* Anti-Trumpers are attacking Trump supporters
* Alex has stomped people's guts out
* Alex Jones, mass murderer
* Anderson Cooper is the last surviving Vanderbilt
* Anderson Cooper's brother commited suicide
* Timothy Oliphant is a Vanderbilt
* Roger Stone news
* Gag orders don't matter because Alex is a journalist
* Storable food commercial
* Throwback to The Weird Device by Frank Bates
* Frank Bates food grift
* Alan Balor and Food for Patriots
* Food for Patriots resold to My Patriot Supply
* Caller: Coronavirus is cover for Chinese ground invasion
* New Show: Commercial for unscreened call in show
* Caller: Time to get up and go to work
* Guzzle nano-silver
* Alex's fever is back
* Stay frosty out there
* Barnes is back
* Charles Murray says move to the woods
* Charles Murray and white ethnostate theocracy and The Bell Curve
* It's your duty to go be with Christians
* Alex is going to leave Austin
* Austin is San Francisco
* Caller: bubble wrap is full of Chinese air
* Banned.video is exploding
* Guest: Robert Barnes
* Barnes: Stage 3 is coming
* They're going to say Trump has mafia ties
* It's not a purge, it's cleaning house
* Barnes, you look at numbers
* Caller: 20% mortality rate
* Good Work Barnes

## Notable Bits

* Alex stomped people's guts out
* Good Work Barnes
192: August 10, 2018

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### Persons Mentioned

Boris Johnson, Katherine, Ian Morton, David Hogg, Steven Crowder, Paul Joseph Watson, Dinesh D'Souza

Today, Dan tells Jordan about what Alex Jones is up to since he got kicked off of a lot of social media. Is he shook? Yes. Does he have stupid ideas about what's happening to him? Of course he does. He's also ranting about China and expressing his fear of seeing Muslim women in public, so it's clear that being off social media hasn't changed him that much.

## Tidbits

* Katherine sends in Super Fight
* They're going to arrest Boris Johnson for anti-Islamic speech (article says otherwise)
* Muslim women in Cheesecake factory freaks Alex out
* Alex calls burqas "beekeeper suits"
* Ian Morton: burqas are disrespectful to the deaf
* InfoWars is doing great! It's the #1 App!
* Podcast stats: 100 hits
* Podcast is free. It's free. It's free. Here's an ad pivot
* Alex is ramping up for final collision
* Alex rants over Du Hast, but the final synth part undercuts his rant
* Alex talks about David Hogg
* Alex took down tweets about Hogg, claims he took the high road
* Stephen Crowder is the next target
* Alex calls for congressional hearings about deplatforming
* CNN sucks because they have to pay to be on TV
* Antifa is violent! (except so is the right)
* Alex talks about antifa and white nationalists fighting
* Alex compares his situation to the gay wedding cake situation
* Alex predicts a move against Trump in 3 months. How do you counter it? ad pivot!
* Alex doesn't have his own servers
* Alex orders Hogg to sue him
* Antifa is going to kill cops
* Globalists are going to cause a stock crash
* Globalists will kill you in your home
* Patriots are on the list to be killed
* Nuke congress
* WW IV
* 30 seconds of plugging
* Dan: let PJW take over the show
* Dinesh D'Souza is the #2 filmmaker of all time
189: February 19-20, 2009

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### Persons Mentioned

Steve in Chicago, Alan Watt, David Rockefeller, Bob Dassey, Mike Rivero, Leo Burman, Joel Boniek, Bob Chapman, Ted Anderson, Benjamin Netanyahu, Anthony Hill

### OOC Drop

Australian Alex: Crikey mate, that's fantastic, have yourself a brew

Today, Dan tells Jordan about a couple of 2009 episodes of The Alex Jones Show that go to some profoundly weird places. What is the connection between 10th amendment state representatives and meth houses? Who is "The Living Man?" Do hardware stores sell guns? Tune in to answer all these questions and more.

## Tidbits

* Dan has set up a phone line for listeners, 1-530-NEON-NIPS
* Alex focuses on a viral video to hearken back to his old fame
* Police will arrest you if you badmouth Obama
* Alex reads The Obama Deception script on air
* Steve In Chicago gets racist, Alex cuts him off
* Alex hasn't seen a lot of racism
* People want to live with their race
* Latinx people want to be in the barrio
* Alex doesn't want to talk about race at work
* Alex talks about his parents
* Discussion: Kaiju
* Alan Watt says globalists are targeting young men for leadership
* Alex has trouble reading
* David Rockefeller is a supernational omnibudsman
* Alex has IFC film crew and Australian film crew in studio
* New studio from oil money?
* Alex is working 18+ hours a day on Obama Deception
* Bob runs a hardware store in Austin, sells Alex Jones videos and guns
* Alex flips out, goes British, plays a globalist character for way too long
* Matrix is a pentagon plan
* Joel Boniek is a guest
* Joel was convicted of corruption and deep in sovereign citizen bullshit
* Alex rants at Ted Anderson a bit
* Alex treats National Guard training in Iowa as Jade Helm type of narrative
* Bob Chapman comes on without Ted
* Alex interviews a serviceman, tells him he's been lied to
* Bob says Netanyahu is a Nazi/CIA plant
* Ted comes back on without Bob
* Anthony Hill can't make it on, so his friend comes on for him
* Anthony Hill was arrested for jury tampering
* Anthony Hill is also known as Muad'dib
* Anthony knows where the Ark of the Covenant is buried
* Leo Burman comes on
* Leo introduces a resolution to cover 9th and 10th amendments
* Resolution passes, but it is anti-secessionist
* Leo doesn't want HIM to know where all the guns are in Texas
* Leo is a birther
230D: Obama Deception, Part 4

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### Persons Mentioned

Wayne Paul, Jim Traficant, Ron Paul, Dennis Kucinich, Alan Greenspan, Webster Tarpley, Pat Buchanan, Adam Vicehop, Henry Paulson, Neel Kashkari

Today, Dan and Jordan enter the home stretch, episode 4 of their coverage of Alex Jones' 2009 "documentary" The Obama Deception. In this installment, we pick up on a cliffhanger and learn about how insane Ron Paul's brother is, then learn a little bit about Ron's career in the House of Representatives. It's not all Paul family stuff in this episode though, there's also some historical revisionism and more made-up quotes.

## Tidbits

* Wayne Paul tells 3-vote Federal Reserve story
* Discussion: Passing the Federal Reserve Act
* Roosevelt bankrupted the US and pledged citizens collateral through social security
* Discussion: Emergency Banking act of 1933
* Fake Jim Traficant speech
* Ron Paul has a bill to abolish the Fed
* Discussion: Ron Paul's attempts to end the Fed
* Discussion: Ron Paul's failed bills
* Dennis Kucinich: The Federal Reserve is as federal as FedEx
* Discussion: Alan Greenspan is above the law
* Discussion: Economic stability before and after the Fed
* Tarpley: The Fed is unconstitutional
* The Fed is in the Communist Manifesto
* Discussion: Centralized Private Nationalized Banks in Communist Manifesto
* Tarpley wants to nationalize the Fed
* Discussion: Dutch development of a central bank
* Discussion: why does this sound anti-semitic
* Chiron for important announcements from Alex runs under Alex while he talks
* Important Announcement: ad pivot for Obama Deception
* Alex challenges Viewers to take notes and verify his claims
* Replay Tarpley interview
* Discussion: There are no constructive plans given by any of the commentors
* Discussion: Pat Buchanan's book on centralized banks
* Discussion: Adam Vicehop and banks
* Alex yammers about a shadow government
* Fed bankers buy up Fortune 500 companies
* 8.5 hours in, Dan is broken
* 3rd world countries defrauded into taking loans
* The final step of globalist takeover: destroying the US economy
* Alex complains about removing banking regulations
* Globalists cause market drops
* Discussion: Deregulation and market crashes
* The bailout bill was kept secret until a vote
* Discussion: $9.7 trillion missing
* Discussion: Emergency Economic Stabilization Act of 2008
* Fake Jefferson quote
* Kashkari, who are you working for?
* Discussion: 98% of the country was against the bailout
* Discussion: Banks hoarding bailout money
* Obama is a gangster
* Discussion: Obama takes a vacation
* The spending bill was a takeover bill
* Soros on screen, Alex doesn't care
* Fake Rockefeller quote
201: A New Messiah and The Plunger Toss

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Today, Dan and Jordan discuss an episode of Project Camelot where Sweary Kerry interviews a guy who claims to have worked for the Department of Defense in a top secret capacity, but seems to want to talk more about his very interesting career in show business.

## Tidbits

* Ronald Farnham is not a pornographer
* 15 years in signal intelligence
* Left active duty just before 9/11
* worked as a contractor in DC after 9/11 on a CIA contract
* Ronald can't tell who was in charge when he was working with the government
* Ronald solves 9/11, maybe admits to felonies
* Ronald couldn't find 9/11 info. It's either been scrubbed, or it's reclassified
* Ronald was classmates with 2 9/11 hijackers
* Ronald had top secret clearance with no degree
* "Get married" was code term used by classmates
* Ronald lost his job for sending a plan to end world terrorism to NSA
* Kerry isn't allowed to say False Flag on YouTube
* Why isn't Ronald a leaker like Snowden?
* Ronald investigated JFK, but all the top secret documents match the official story
* Ronald wrote a book: Second Coming of the Messiah
* Ronald heavily implies he's the Messiah
* Ronald wrote a sequel to the Bible
* Ronald talks about his new movie, The Lines of Destiny
* Kerry hits Ronald with "Cool story, bro"
* Ronald was on America's Got Talent and Guiness World Records for plunger throwing
* Ronald doesn't feel welcome in East LA
* Dan is a sovereign citizen
* Ronald's plan is for people to write promissory notes to the bank, get money, and free themselves from financial slavery
* Bank wouldn't accept Ronald's promissory note, he emailed Pam Bondi, she wouldn't take his case
* Kerry says be careful, references Sean David Morton
* Ronald is a flat earther
* War on terror will end, be replaced by fake alien invasion
* Once the banks accept the promissory notes, theres no point in crime
* Ronald has a GoFundMe, offers promissory not template and guide to become a sovereign citizen
* Kerry asks how he will make a movie without using the Federal Reserve
* Kerry bans people from her chat for speech she doesn't agree with

## References

* Second Coming of the Messiah
* The Lines of Destiny
318: July 5, 2019

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Today, Dan and Jordan set out to check in on what Alex Jones was up to on the day after the 4th of July, the day after his predictions of "antifa chemical warfare" failed to materialize. Weirdly, they don't find Alex apologizing for spreading stupid fear, they find him getting super mystical and talking to a guy who likes to pretend he's in the Illuminati.

## Tidbits

* Alex goes hard for how good Trump's July 4 speech was
* Alex teases a money bomb
* Trump and Melania were doing MAGIC!
* Trump's speech was a religious ritual
* Alex brings up NAMBLA/Pride narrative
* Discussion: Polish LGBTQ
* Alex thinks "Battle Hymn of the Republic" triggers libs
* Discussion: History of Battle Hymn of the Republic
* Alex claims he had visions of his life ever since he was a child, that his life was preordained by god
* Alex tries to deify Trump
* Alex gauges public sentiment from YouTube Comments
* Vox reporter just looks evil
* Discussion: Vox article by Dylan Matthews
* Guest: Leo Zagami
* Leo brings special champagne
* Leo's wife wrote a book: Confessions of an Illuminati Princess (possibly written by Leo)
* Leo claims he smuggled the champagne into the US
* Alex wants Melania to be able to run for President
* Background: Leo Zagami
* Leo is Jesus
* Leo did 9/11
* Leo's DJ background
* Guest: Robert Barnes
* Alex defends Barnes being on show
* Alex thinks Barnes is his friend
* Leo wants to become American because of Trump
* Alex accidentally quotes Spiderman
* Discussion: Lord Acton
* Leo talks about egregores
* Discussion: egregores
* Discussion: Henry Makow, PhD
* Barnes: every democratic country postdates the US
* Alex doesn't interrupt Barnes
* Walmart tabloids bum out Leo
* Barnes: InfoWars is America
* Barnes does smooth ad pivots

## Detailed Show Notes

**Warsaw Pride Parade**

- Article about backlash

- Mayor of Warsaw supports Pride

**Battle Hymn of the Republic**

- The song was written for Union soldiers

- Lyrics of John Brown's Body

**Vox Article**

- Original article by Dylan Matthews, posted in 2015

- Response article posted on Vox 5 days later

**Leo Zagami**

- Kentroversy blog post about Leo

- Leo on Project Camelot

- Project Camelot contacted by alleged Norwegian politician

- Some historical info on Leo

- Leo comes out as Jesus and takes credit for 9/11

- Leo's story about his Masonic lodges doesn't make sense

- MusicLib profile on Leo Young

- Family House article about DJ Leo Young

**Egregors**

- Red Ice blog post

- Original post on Henry Makow's blog

- Leo's letter to Henry Makow

- Red Ice eulogy for Kent Bentkowski

- Leo on Red Ice

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236: December 4-5, 2018

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### Persons Mentioned

Roger Stone, Tim Cook, Snoop Dogg, Buckley Hamman, Anderson Cooper, Ethan Nordean, MAGA Titan

### OOC Drop

How you pimp so good?

Today, Dan and Jordan dig into a couple of present day episodes of The Alex Jones Show to see what he's up to, and what he thinks about all the news about his friends probably doing crimes. It turns out he doesn't talk much about that stuff, but he does spend a lot of time starting a very bizarre crusade against people who are younger than him.

## Tidbits

* Alex makes up lyrics over Against the Wind while Roger listens
* Roger: Alex, you're coming to Florida. Alex: I'm NOT coming to Florida
* Discussion: upcoming publicity stunt in Florida
* Alex only has 50K signatures on his letter writing campaign
* Alex rants about Tim Cook and China
* Snoop Dogg asked Buckley How he pimp so good
* Good news: Christianity realizes it's time to punch back
* Bad news: Success breeds decadence where the lessers hunt down their betters
* Alex has a constellation of articles, picks the thread out of them just like Celente
* Bunch of studies show that most millennial want socialism
* Alex reads multiple headlines on same study from a year ago to imply there's lots of studies
* Discussion: Annual report on US Attitudes on Socialism
* Victims of Communism Memorial Foundation founded by National Captive Nations Committee, which was founded by "unrepentant Nazi allies"
* Alex is ok with Nazi collaborator adjacent info because it demonizes his enemies
* Millennials are less physically fit and have lower IQs
* Alex rants about millennials
* Alex goes into Anderson Cooper narrative again
* Alex talks about going to college, claims he made it in radio on his own
* Alex gets on board with Ayn Rand
* Millennials love to steal, rob, and join gangs
* Discussion: InfoWars demographics
* Discussion: actual study results
* Generation Z: anti-millennials
* Discussion: H W Bush's death
* Discussion: Police, Fascists, and Antifa
* Discussion: Alex has been manipulated by Corsi and Stone
* I don't put people into groups...Now here's some groups
* Palestinians are just Arabs who want to take over free land
* Discussion: Palestinian Emigrants
* Western culture is under attack! Take your birth right!
* Alex makes up numbers from study
* Ad pivot: double patriot points
* Alex rants about skull and bones, keeps talking about sex in feces
* Proud Boys guests: Rufio PanMan and MAGA Titan
* MAGA Titan woke up from folding a $20 bill
* MAGA Titan is a meme troll
* Discussion: aliens are on earth
301: January 24-28, 2013

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### Persons Mentioned

Piers Morgan, Dianne Feinstein, Frank Bates, Allen Baylor, James O'Keefe, Mary Landrieu, Jerome Corsi, Ben Fuche

### OOC Drop

My broadcast is a college for people who want to do bad things

Today, Dan and Jordan dip back into the past of the Alex Jones Show to explore how he behaved in the days and weeks after Sandy Hook. In this installment, the gents uncover a really important development in Alex's path toward calling the victims actors, and in the process find three interviews completely unrelated to Sandy Hook that can only be described as "trash."

## Tidbits

* The narrative never changes
* The native Americans lost bc they fought each other
* The british were the best at manipulating people, so they took over the world
* Alex brags about being on Piers Morgan
* Discussion: 2012 media explosions
* Alex is angry Dianne Feinstein speaks for Christians on gun control
* Commercial: weirddevice.com
* Discussion: The Weird Device
* Frank Bates from For Patriots does not exist
* Allen Baylor is an affiliate marketer
* Guest: James O'Keefe (first appearance)
* Alex touts Project Veritas ACORN video
* Discussion: ACORN video controversy
* O'Keefe lies about getting arrested in Louisiana for harassing Mary Landrieu
* Hey James, I was on Piers Morgan!
* Alex overs to pay for James to harass Piers
* Discussion: Sidwell school
* Alex teases new SH news
* Alex is running InfoWars film contest
* Alex knows how to get films into theaters
* Winner: Purge
* Critical review of Purge
* Guest: Jerome Corsi
* Corsi and Alex riff on each other
* China is going to bankrupt welfare
* Clowert and Piven Plan
* Alex won't tell you not to stop your meds, but you should stop your meds
* Alex interviews Ben Fuche
* Fuche: Youngevity board member, pharmacist, has a show on GCN
* Background: Ben Fuche
* Fuche sent Alex questions to ask
* They don't want you to have tryptophan
* Alex claims he went to college
* We're not telling you what to do, but here's what to do
* Ben: Religion exists because it calms you down
* Alex: I'll leave the studio so you can talk
* DNA resonates with signals from space
* 2013 Alex would want to impeach Trump over emoluments clause
* Jan 27: CNN bluescreen video, SH is a hoax
* Jack in Texas has proof of an imminent false flag attack in Syria using chemical weapons
* Jack in Texas is calling on behalf of 4chan
* Britam Defense was hacked
* Syria false flag documents were planted into leak to discredit actual attacks
* Did Russia plant the documents in the leak?
* Alex doesn't immediately think it's real
* Alex buys into the Syria narrative in a day
* If it's a hoax, it's an elaborate one
374: November 25, 2019

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### Persons Mentioned

Sacha Baron Cohen, Zach Voorhees, George Soros, E. Michael Jones, Steven Miller, Dennis Prager, Pewdiepie

Today, Dan and Jordan discuss a present day episode of The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex gets mad at Borat and also gets mad at a trailer for a forthcoming Amazon series.

## Tidbits

* The demon cult is waging a war on the word uppity
* Sacha Baron Cohen is in the Deep State
* Guest: Zach Voorhees, Google whistleblower
* Piss off the deep state, buy my products
* Triple Patriot Points
* ADL special report
* ADL is worse than Hitler
* Alex saw a TV trailer
* George Soros: biggest fascist
* Death to red hats
* Caller: The LaRouche group did a dock on the ADL
* Recommended guest: E. Michael Jones
* Alex defends Steven Miller and Dennis Prager
* Zach: There are no Nazis in America, Nazis are German
* ADL is going to fals flag themselves
* ADL worked with Hitler in WWII
* Zach: Epstein lives
* Pewdiepie did nothing wrong
214: Cruel Parallels

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Today, Dan and Jordan discuss some curious thematic similarities between the broadcasts Alex Jones did during the Kavanaugh confirmation vote and during the 2016 election. While both were ostensibly about a major political event, each was really about celebrating cruelty and spouting closed-minded nonsense.

## Tidbits

* Parallels between Kavanaugh Live Stream and Trump's victory night
* Alex makes the comparison to election night
* If we don't win, it's because of election fraud
* Freed slaves say heil Hitler
* Alex thought Clinton was going to win
* Women: It's all your fault
* This will be a day to remember. We'll see the end of Hillary, then Soros
* We're awake now
* Alex always talks about people peeing on him
* If Hillary wins, she nukes Russia
* We will win, but billions will die
* Women protestors are mad at their dads
* We don't want to rape your kids, that's why we have free shipping
* I'd be more successful if I was evil
* Darren McBreen wants to see people cry
* Alex replays leftists crying at election because they don't cry for Kavanaugh
* Election night: out forbears gave you the right to vote. Now you do this to us
* Discussion: Voting rights history
* "You" is white people who go against Alex
* Democrats are rioting over Kavanaugh
* Dems won't be happy until you kill them
* We can't coexist with democrats
365: She Doesn't Do Politics

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Today, Dan and Jordan go on a Wacky Wednesday adventure to check in on the world of Jim Bakker. Given that his friend Paula White-Cain just was given an official position in the White House, it felt like it might be worth taking a look at a recent appearance on Bakker's show.

## Tidbits

* Revisiting Paula White Cain
* Paula says send her your money or else
* Thank you, Tammy Sue Bakker!
* Paula has a new book, "Something More"
* Jim is annoyed with how much Laurie likes Paula's book
* Paula took 9 years to write this book
* Paula gets emotional about the inauguration
* You'd think the women's libbers would be thrilled
* Laurie loves Paula a lot
* Just an infomercial for this book
* It sucks when the Feds come after you
* Discussion: The context makes things bad
* Jim puts Laurie's business in public
* Laurie doesn't get to talk about her experiences
* You're not qualified to be a minister unless you have a limp
* Paula isn't into politics, she's just here for Trump
* Paula talks Christian colonialism
* Paula tells abortion lies
* Paula is fighting real demons
* Jim is going to launch a 24/7 prophecy network
* Jim needs money to finish his new studio
* Paula doesn't work for free
* There's a department of treasury in heaven
* It's stressful for Jim to worry about money
* Prophets don't foretell, they make it happen
* Jim has a line to the White House
* Trump is going to get rid of the Johnson amendment
* Jim and Paula want a theocracy
* Discussion: Conversion therapy laws
* Send Jim money or else
38: 30 Hour Marathon Coverage

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Today, Dan tells Jordan about some of the important events that went down in Alex Jones's 30 hour "Marathon Broadcast for Free Speech." Despite containing about 29 hours of garbage, a couple important topics came up:

* Is Alex Jones teasing his inevitable turn on Trump?
* Is Alex Jones the victim of "gay bullying?"
* Did Obama literally steal a bunch of money from housing lenders?
* Does Alex get really defensive when people imply that his voice is fake?

## Tidbits

* Breakdown of 30 hour marathon
* Alex's dad sponsors his first radio show
* Alex's oxygen levels are low
272: December 20, 2012

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Today, Dan and Jordan jump back into their investigation of Alex Jones' behavior after the Sandy Hook mass shooting. The gents find a man in a bit of a conspiracy holding pattern, but some signs of things to come pop up.

## Tidbits

* Hot sauce report: Hydra is too much, Trinidad scorpion pepper is just right
* Being a winner is deceiving people
* Alex says official story is a fable
* Caller says police used to stop and frisk when he was young, it's evolved into seizure
* Alex says New York Stop & Frisk is an intro to martial law, ignores that S&F was targeting minorities
* Dark Knight was programming
* Sandy Hook on Gotham map
* globalists sent out Bane themed attack commands
* Adam Lanza only had 2 handguns, no bushmaster (completely wrong)
* Alex conflates school closing early with Mayan Apocalypse
* Alex doesn't believe in the Mayan Apocalypse
* Alex takes a lot of calls
* Caller suggests Jan Morgan as a guest, she's a shit-show gun range owner who can get fucked
* Bob Barr of the NRA interview
* Barr almost shot when receiving antique gun as gift
* Pentagon developed FPS games to get people to kill
* China calls for disarming American citizens (not)
* Alex claims InfoWars broke story on China, it was actually Breitbart
* Pravda credits InfoWars with breaking the China story
* FEMA camp rant
* globalists are willing to nuke a city to discredit Alex
* Alex recommends citizens getting active to combat tyranny
* David Icke says we're heading for the Hunger Games
* Susan Collins lived in Sandy Hook (along with lots of people)
* Icke equates Sandy Hook false flag to Nazis
* Sandy Hook was a false flag to induce emotional trauma for psychic vampires
* Dan walks back earlier soft support of Icke
179: July 10, 2018

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### Persons Mentioned

Stan Deyo, Dan Lyman, Brett Kavanaugh, Brandon Straka, Steve Hammond, Dwight Hammond, Dusty Hammond

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about how bored he is about Alex Jones in the modern day. In order to deal with Alex's stupid takes on the news of the day, the gents go off on a lot of sidetracks, a couple tangents, and a little talk about Scatman John.

## Tidbits

* Stan Deyo talks about the Ring of Fire, wants California to fall into the ocean
* Dan Lyman justifies the Crusades
* European History is all about invasions by brown people
* Trump pardons the Hammonds
* arson isn't a crime
* introduction to the Hammonds
* Alex makes a good point about Gorsuch
* Alex talks about Seattle coffee incident
* Dan and Jordan would go on InfoWars for $20k
* Alex calls coffee guy an ugly goblin
* Walk Away Movement is hijacked by bots
* Alex lies about Antifa, says Antifa makes Alex want to kill people
* Dan and Jordan discuss bringing justice to politics
* The Hammonds are abusive fucks
* Alex is ok with back room political deals if it's Trump that does it
21: March 9, 2017

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Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the March 9th episode of The Alex Jones Show. Topics include:

* What exactly is "race pimping?"
* Is Alex Jones afraid of witches?
* Is anti-vaccination belief largely based on 50 year old science and debunked studies?
* Has John Rappoport hung up that picture yet?

## Tidbits

* Introduction of Dr. Group
* Chimeras and Clones!
20: March 6 & Celebrity Cameos

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### Persons Mentioned

Reince Priebus, Jeff Sessions, Matt Drudge, Eddie Bravo, Jesse James, Sandra Bullock, Steve Pieczenik

### OOC Drop

Now here's the big enchilada

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on the March 6th episode of The Alex Jones Show, plus they discuss celebrity drop-ins from "lovable weirdo" Eddie Bravo and "potentially a Nazi" Jesse James. Topics discussed include:

* Are Gen. Flynn and Jeff Sessions the real victims?
* Is listening to Alex Jones unofficially required of servicemen?
* Does Alex think that random memes are "primary sources?"
* Can one be both a literal and metaphorical vampire?

## Tidbits

* First instance of Dan interrupting Jordan with a clip
* Alex is now obsessed with saying the expression "now here's the big enchilada"
* Alex says that Reince Preibus is sneakily going around telling Trump administration officials to resign
* Dan says that their game is off because they are drinking white wine
* Celebrity cameos
* Introduction of Steve Pieczenik but Pieczenik doesn't appear in any clips
* Jesse James and Sandra Bullock are Nazis
2: December 31, 1999 (Y2K)

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### Persons Mentioned

Paul Joseph Watson, CIA asset Osama Bin Laden, Mark Dice, Vladimir Putin, Ted Anderson

### Novelty Beverage

Prophecy Pinot Noir

On this episode, Dan fills Jordan in on all the happenings on the December 31, 1999 edition of The Alex Jones Show. They touch on:

* Does Alex believe that the Y2K bug is going to strike?
* Are there concentration camps in Austin?
* How easily is it to convince Alex that a power plant has been blown up?
* Did we all survive Y2K?

## Tidbits

* PJW named
* PJW hates SJWs
* Alex is the focus
* Nuclear power plant in PA has shut down
* Y2K is a globalist plot
* None Dare Call It Conspiracy
* Alex is 99% accurate
* Caller in Michigan gave Alex the info about the power plant
* Commercial break: Survival food
* CIA assed Bin Laden blew up a power plant
* Does Alex screen calls?
* Mark Dice does man on the street discussion
* War everywhere!
* Putin resembles a demon
* The government is taking out radio stations
* North pole radio disruptor
* Military is visible in Austin, TX
* Arkansas DOT declares martial law
* Military convoys
* Commercial break: buy gold from Midas Resources
* Ted Anderson owns GCN and Midas
* Russia reserves the right for 1st strike nuclear attack
* 5 missiles have been launched
* NORAD guy from space command has taken over all services
* Militia caller has space command patches; Worship the sun on PBS

## References

* None Dare Call It Conspiracy by Gary Allen
239: December 12-13, 2018

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### Persons Mentioned

Sandar Pichai, Jair Bolsonaro, Roger Stone, Michael Cohen, Mike Pompeo, Peter Thiel, Maria Butina, Gavin McInnes

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on Alex Jones' present day show to see how he's responding to troubling storm clouds gathering around his Hero President Trump. It turns out he's descended into into a fantasy world where "Patriots" are talking over the world and the "Globalists" are fighting back with polio. Also, Alex has one of the most severe meltdowns in recent memory because Gavin McInness won't play ball with his attempt to give him a pep talk.

## Tidbits

* Google HQ is on fire
* Alex decides Google CEO Sandar Pichai is enemy #1
* Discussion: Google and China
* Alex talks world politics
* Discussion: European Elections
* There are only patriots and globalists
* Discussion: How nationalists get seen as patriots
* Alex calls Bolsonaro the "New Trump"
* People yell at Alex and Roger on the street
* Michael Cohen is a traitor
* Discussion: How will Alex turn on other Trump people
* Mike Pompeo is a butt boy
* Alex explains the history of butt boys
* Alex is going to evacuate Austin
* Alex doesn't know what buggery is
* Alex knows all about Google...like Palantir
* Peter Thiel started Palantir
* Alex is against all forms of tyranny from China
* Alex does not talk about Maria Butina
* They're putting polio in the vaccines
* Alex's tears lead to murder
* Discussion: Indian contaminated vaccines
* Globalists are covering up tens of thousands of children's deaths
* Discussion: Acute Flacid Myolitis
* Discussion: Polio stats
* The Clintons love killing people with HIV
* Discussion: Factor 8
* Your kids are going to get vaccinated without your consent... ad pivot
* InfoWars is being censored because we're too powerful
* Alex talks about gay scout leaders
* Discussion: Boy scouts sexual abuse
* Guest: Gavin McInnes
* Gavin is done
* You can't show your family to the left
* Proud Boys are the greatest and strongest, but also victims at the same time
* Gavin shills for Proud Boys legal fund
* Gavin stepped down to prove Proud Boys aren't a gang
* Gavin: White Martin Luther King Jr
* Alex retreads Soros documents
* Alex lies about his Sandy Hook coverage
* Gavin is immune to Alex's inspiration
* Gavin is older than Alex
* Alex has a hot mic
* Alex hulks out on air
* It's time to pray double ad pivot
* Let's have a fight after the next break
* Discussion: Alex needs more guests to play with
* Coach Dave goes on 4th hour with the Hagmans
* The Freedom Riders were cool
* America is not a racist hellhole any more
* Discussion: Freedom Riders vs State's Rights
396: February 6, 2020

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### Persons Mentioned

Wolfgang Halbig, Owen Shroyer, Dr Francis Boyle, Steve Scalise, James Brown, Rush Limbaugh, DeAnna Lorraine, Nancy Pelosi, Omar Navarro

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on Alex Jones' return to the studio to see how he's doing with the big news of the day. In this installment, Alex becomes fixated on outlawing the Democratic party, goes buckwild on selling his products, and explains how to defeat a fever.

## Tidbits

* Major stories are all about Alex
* Oblique reference to Halbig
* Owen will interview Dr. Francis Boyle
* Boyle: coronavirus is a manmade bioweapon
* Francis Boyle background
* Alex talks about a new American century
* PNAC
* Alex, ya busted!
* Alex has been on vacation
* Leaked Chinese numbers say 24,000 dead
* Alex beat coronavirus by drinking immune gargle
* Alex shouldn't be telling people to eat nano-silver
* Survival food is running out
* Alex talks over Trump video
* Alex quotes Darth Vader
* This is the first time Trump has cursed
* James Bond was the bad guy
* coronavirus is confirmed manmade
* My Patriot Supply is the only good company
* Get rid of Dems, split up the GOP to have 2 parties
* Outlaw the Dems
* Trump humanizes people like Steve Scalise
* James Brown's Superbad is about the Holy Spirit
* Caller: we need liquid gas drivers because of coronavirus
* coronavirus is real because they're not hyping it
* real heroes don't want medals, Rush
* Culture was better when role models were white men
* All nano-silver will kill coronavirus
* Caller: Trump should get rid of Dems
* Guest: DeAnna Loraine, going after Nancy Pelosi
* DeAnna has ties to Omar Navarro
* Caller: coronavirus has been here for a while
* DeAnna: coronavirus is manmade
* How dare Pelosi say Trump looked drugged?
* Alex won't let Owen leave
* Caller: Trump is waiting until re-election
* DeAnna is into Q
* Caller: Trump needs to release the kraken
258: April 12-13, 2009

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Today, Dan and Jordan discuss a little bit of Alex Jones content from the past. In this installment, Alex introduces at least two completely misrepresented documents into his narratives, and Dan expresses that he thinks the mystery of Alex Jones And The Case Of The Tea Party is pretty much solved.

## Tidbits

* Every day is random
* Weaponized bird flu
* Someone is too crazy for Alex
* Alex reveals why he's successful
* Alex gets bullied into covering stories
* Alex takes the report way too seriously
* Globalists want gated communities
* Alex saw a documentary on Sum Yung Moon
* Alex claims Tea Party ownership
* Glenn Beck is gay
* Supporting Glenn Beck gets you castrated
* Guest: Naomi Wolf
* Alex can't read documents
* It doesn't matter what the report says
* Here's the mass graves article, dummy
* I wish this wasn't real
* This is probably the end of the Tea Party investigation
373: April 24, 2013

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### Persons Mentioned

Dan Bidondi, Tamerlan Tsarnaev, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, Ahmad Salameh, Eric Holder, Kermit Gosenel, Joel Skousen, Steve Pieczenik, Mischa, Lindsey Williams, Saxby Chamblis

Today, Dan and Jordan take a glimpse into the past to continue their coverage of Alex Jones' show in the aftermath of Sandy Hook and the Boston Marathon bombing. In this installment, news has come out that one of the bombers was a fan of InfoWars, so Alex attempts to deal with that as best he can.

## Tidbits

* Dan Bidondi is "The Kraken"
* Accidental phrenology
* Tamerlan Tsarnaev was an InfoWars fan
* Ricin patsy bullshit
* 93 WTC bombing bullshit
* Ahmed Salameh
* Andrew Breitbart's unremarkable testicles
* Alex is shitty about a suicide
* Alex distracts himself with paper shaking
* Buzzfeed didn't take Alex out of Context
* Tamerlan was into InfoWars and Protocols of the Elders of Zion
* Eric Holder owns abortion clinics
* Kermit Gosnell, murderer
* Stella Tremblay: InfoWars/Sovereign Citizen dumb dumb
* Zbigniew Brzezinski recruited Tamerlan
* Alex says he talked to Tamerlan's aunt
* Moonraker and Zardoz are the globalist's plan
* Black pyramid
* Alex has seasoned agents
* Joel Skousen and Steve Pieczenik
* guest: Dan Bidondi
* Bidondi's family is turning on him
* Fake George Washington quote
* Guest: Lindsey Williams
* Caller: Oblivion was great
* Alex blew off Rush to see Oblivion again
* Olympus has falled is predictive programming
* Alex pushes back on "no one died'
* Alex tries to tie InfoWars story to Tamerlan's former teacher Mischa
* Alex misrepresents Saxby Chamblis's article
* Spiderman equals InfoWars
* Lindsey Williams interview was cut out of RSS feed.

## Notable Bits

* Black Pyramid
* Fake George Washington quote
147: Aaron Russo

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Today, Dan tells Jordan all about a very important 2006 interview Alex Jones did with "movie producer turned conspiracy theorist" Aaron Russo. This interview is a very large piece of Alex's mythology, and upon closer analysis, it is actually a document that may offer a troubling insight into Alex himself.

## Tidbits

* Alex interviewed Aaron Russon in 2006
* Russo background: filmmaker
* Bad movie: Mad as Hell
* Bad Movie: America Freedom to Fascism
* Aaron: IRS made silver sales illegal retroactively
* Aaron: I'm not saying don't pay your taxes, but...
* Discussion: Tax protestors
* Aaron: America isn't a democracy
* Aaron: Democracy is slavery and new world order
* Grace commission report
* Taking taxes out of checks is bullshit
* Aaron is buddies with Nick Rockefeller
* Aaron talks world government and ID chips
* Nick warned Aaron about 9/11
* Aaron: Rockefellers funded women's lib
* Globalists tried to recruit Aaron
* Alex may have co-opted Aaron's story
* Aaron: Globalists want to move Israel to Arizona
* No mention of Soros