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You're my Best Friend OwO

"This is how cinema is done."

March 24th, 2022 (Reupload)

This is the seventh episode of the second season of the original Dumb Sh\*t series. In this episode, John exacts his revenge on me when I replace him as one of my best friends...

## **Plot**

The episode begins with the camera man prematurely starting the video, causing John and Samirra to become pissed at him. But before anything else can happen, Samirra walks off screen saying, "You're my Best Friend!" John the the camera man follow him over to a bicycle.

As John and the camera man walk up to Samirra, Samirra asks what they want and then John slaps him with the sleeve of his sweatshirt. John then kicks the Bike and hurts his foot. This sends Samirra into a blind fury as he engages in an epic battle with John, proceeding to push him over.

Then John does some weird dance moves and laughs like a maniac in a futile attempt to confuse his opponent. Samirra grabs him by the shoulder and tells him to calm down. John listens and Samirra uses the brief moment when he is distracted to knock his hat off of his head.

Samirra and John realizes that "They" are after them. Who's they? I dunno, that's never explained... Anyway, they run away from "They" and Samirra decides he has to save his best friend. John picks up a nearby Gatorade bottle and throws it at Samirra. It hits him in the head and he falls over.

The camera man gets board of this plot line and runs all the way to the other side of the field. When he realizes that there's nothing to do over there, he returns to the original plot line to find that Samirra and John are at a standoff. They continue to do battle but things take a turn for the worse when Samirra breaks John's hat. This causes him to go into a frenzy and back Samirra up against a chain-link fence.

But Samirra isn't going to be defeated that easily and, in a last-ditch effort, he slaps John in the face, causing him to fall over. The episode ends with him giving the camera a thumbs-up! To make a long story short, Samirra won the battle! The End!!

## **Trivia**

* The episode was originally uploaded to a YouTube channel called Rainbowcat 1942 before later being moved to A-hole Industries.
* The episode was originally uploaded to A-hole Industries without an intro. It was then later taken down and reuploaded on March 24th with an intro reminiscent of the Office intro.
The Mookie Conster Show!

"It's the Mookie Conster Show, starring your lovable idiot: Mookie Conster."

March 26th, 2022 (Reupload)

This is the seventh episode of the fourth season of the original Dumb Sh\*t series. In this episode, we tune in to the Mookie Conster Show. This show will never be picked up in any way, so don't expect more...

## **Plot**

The show begins with Mookie Conster doing a stupid dance to some music. Then a narrator goes on to say, "It's the Mookie Conster show, starring your lovable idiot: Mookie Conster." The music ends and Mookie Conster starts clapping. Then someone off screen hits him in the back of the head. Mookie Conster just looks confused for a moment. And then the same person hits Mookie Conster again and he falls over before the episode ends.

## **Trivia**

* The episode was originally uploaded to a YouTube channel called Rainbowcat 1942 before later being moved to A-hole Industries.
* The episode was originally uploaded to A-hole Industries without an intro. It was then later taken down and reuploaded on March 26th with an intro reminiscent of the Office intro.
Glyzelda Janiszczuk

Zdjęcie Glyzeldy w książce

Glyzelda jest fanowskim bliźniakiem Gryzeldy Janiszczuk. Glyźcia ukazała się w książkach i jest bohaterką fanowskiej książki „Palący krzyż". Celem stworzenia Glyzeldy miało być właśnie upodobnienie się do Gryźci. Wyglądają prawie że identycznie. Jedyne, co ją różni to włosy, data urodzenia oraz detale skóry, takie jak pieprzyk czy znamię pod okiem.
Grand Theft Bicycle

"It's Grand Theft Bicycle!"

March 24th, 2022 (Reupload)

This is the sixth episode of the second season of the original Dumb Sh\*t series. In this episode, we find out that the bicycle is not the root of all evil... It's the Gatorade bottle!

## **Plot**

The episode begins with John riding off into the distance on his bicycle with Nickelodeon chasing after him. The camera man runs after them both, exclaiming that it's "Grand Theft Bicycle". John grabs a Gatorade bottle and throws it at Nick. Nick then picks it up off the ground and, unleashing a bone chilling battle cry, charges directly toward John.

Nickelodeon catches up with John and hits him with the Gatorade bottle, ignoring his desperate pleas for him to stop. John then gets an idea and asks for the Gatorade bottle. Nick throws it at him and he drops it to the ground. He then picks it up and throws it toward the camera man. It hits the camera man in the balls and he falls over in pain, before the camera cuts out.

The camera man was never heard from again (Just Kidding). The End!

## **Trivia**

* The episode was originally uploaded to a YouTube channel called Rainbowcat 1942 before later being moved to A-hole Industries.
* The episode was originally uploaded to A-hole Industries without an intro. It was then later taken down and reuploaded on March 24th with an intro reminiscent of the Office intro.
I take my Dog out to Piss in Grass Part 1 (A Documentary)

"John is an A-hole!"

March 23rd, 2022 (Reupload)

This is the first part of a two part finale for the first season of the original Dumb Sh\*t series and the ninth episode in the season. This is the episode where we watch the graceful Truman do everything in his power to take a sh\*t. Brought to you by the three A-holes, saving 15% or more on A$$ insurance since 1969!

## **Plot**

The episode begins with Sam, John, and Nickelodeon searching for a leash so they can take Sam's dog, the Graceful Truman, outside. Upon finding the leash, they take Truman out and proceed to narrate as they wait for him to poop and pee.

In a shocking turn of events, Sam reveals that this isn't a documentary but it's a drama. John, however, thinks that Sam is just playing it up for the camera and trying in vain to justify it. Nick ends up staying closer to the house but Sam and John venture further to make sure that Truman goes to the bathroom.

The episode abruptly cuts off with no buildup when John accidentally turns the camera off, like the A-hole he is!!

## **Trivia**

* This episode was originally uploaded on a YouTube channel called Rainbowcat 1942 before it was later moved to A-hole Industries sometime in 2021.
* This episode was originally uploaded to A-hole Industries without an intro. It was then later taken down and reuploaded on March 23rd, 2022 with an intro reminiscent of the Office intro.
* This episode was supposed to be a one-off thing, but John accidentally stopped filming at the end. So we decided to make a part 2 to finish what we started.
* This is the episode in which A-hole Industries' slogan, "Brought to you by the three A-holes, saving 15% or more on A$$ insurance since 1969!" originally came from!
I Hear Babies Cry But Not Really ===READ DESCRIPTION===

"We never heard babies cry..."

March 23rd, 2022 (Reupload)

For some reason, we didn't hear babies cry. But then again, we didn't expect to hear them... The title is completely irrelevant and could be considered click bait... We are so sorry (Not Really)... Basically, a couple friends stopped over, and so we decided to film a dumb situation in a dumb fashion.

## **Plot**

The episode begins as the camera zooms in on John's face as he looks off the screen. The camera pans over to see Nickelodeon, wondering what John wants from him. John revs himself up and starts a running charge at Nick who, wisely, runs away out of fear for his life.

Nick then continues to run away, flailing his arms about as John laughs to himself as he looks toward the camera, obviously thinking Nick has gone crazy. Nick, with his newfound courage, decides to charge towards John and push him to the ground.

John, pissed off as hell, immediately jumps back to his feet and runs toward Nick. Nick decides he gives up on life and falls to the ground before John can do anything. John laughs hysterically at Nick's misfortune, which gives him a boost of confidence and he stands up. Nick grabs John's shoulder and begins to threaten him. John comes up with the genius idea of distracting Nick so he can sneak up on him and give him a wedgie. Wedgie's, am I right?

John then points off screen and notifies the camera man that he can see a cow in the distance. The camera man turns to look, zooms in a little, and then turns back around it look at John. John then, very rudely, asks the camera man what he's looking at.

## **Trivia**

* This was the first Dumb Sh\*t episode that was officially uploaded to YouTube.
* This episode was originally uploaded to a YouTube channel called Rainbowcat 1942 before it was moved to A-hole Industries sometime in 2021.
* This episode was originally uploaded without the intro. Then on March 23rd, 2022, it was taken down and reuploaded with an Intro reminiscent of the Office intro.
Journey to the Hunting Shack of Destiny (Where Childhood Goes to Die)

"We were never heard from again..."

March 25th, 2022 (Reupload)

This is finale of the third season of the original Dumb Sh\*t series. In this episode, we journey deep into the woods and are never heard from again. Well, that's what my horoscope said, anyway...

## **Plot**

This episode consists of A-Guy, Nickelodeon, Mookie Conster, and Samirra (the camera man) journeying deep into the woods behind John and Nick's house to an old Hunting Shack: The Hunting Shack of Destiny.

Upon reaching the Hunting Shack of Destiny, they sit in there and talk for a bit and then Mookie Conster goes on a rampage and attacks A-Guy for telling him that he's a joke. All-in-all, they entered the Hunting Shack as boys, and exited it as changed men.

## **Trivia**

* The episode was originally uploaded to a YouTube channel called Rainbowcat 1942 before later being moved to A-hole Industries.
* The episode was originally uploaded to A-hole Industries without an intro. It was then later taken down and reuploaded on March 25th with an intro reminiscent of the Office intro.
Mute Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Mutes

"What are you gonna do?"

This is the eighth episode of the fifth season of the original Dumb Sh\*t series. In this episode, the Opponent is jamming out to some music when an old friend approaches him and brings back bad memories.........

## **Plot**

The Opponent is sitting at a picnic table at the park listening to some music when a mysterious figure appears. It takes the Opponent a few moments to notice the newcomer but when he does, he claims that he looks familiar. Suddenly, all the memories come rushing back of everything the Opponent was put through as the camera man of, "Mute Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Gatorade Bottle".

When the Opponent is finished reminiscing, the newcomer (Also called the Mute) is suddenly right in front of him, startling him. The Mute holds out his hand for the Opponent to take, and he hesitantly does. The Mute pulls and suddenly, they're both on the basket ball court. The two abrupt into a duel and start battling it out with imaginary swords.

The Mute gains an opening and stabs the Opponent in the side. The Opponent backs up to the fence as the Mute closes in, ready to land the finishing blow. The Opponent decides to make his getaway and runs out with the Mute in hot pursuit. The Opponent runs into a steel pole and falls to the ground. The Mute raises his imaginary sword above his head and brings it down hard, but the Opponent is able to get out of the way in time and continues running.

He runs at super sonic speed and collides into another steel pole, causing an explosion. The Opponent is lying on the ground, barely clinging to life, as he looks over to see the Mute slowly approaching. Startled he looks in the other direction to see a completely random person dancing like Bully Maguire.

Still pondering what the hell is going on, he doesn't even notice the Mute right behind him. The Mute taps on his shoulder and he turns around to look at him, startled. He asks what the Mute is going to do and the Mute, without saying a word ('Cause he's a mute), starts playing the song, "Friday by Rebecca Black" on a phone in his hand. Clearly traumatized, the Opponent screams in terror as the screen cuts to black.
3 Men, 1 Monster

"And the moral of the story? Never take directions to the bathroom from a blue monster!"

### Air Date

July 10th, 2021

This is the fifth episode of the fifth season of the original Dumb Sh\*t series. In this episode, the Three A-holes go on the hunt for a stupid frickin' monster. Also, it was buggy and hot as hell. That's all you need to know.

## **Plot**

The episode begins with Samirra, John, and Nickelodeon in John's bedroom. Samirra is recording with his camcorder and says that he heard about a strange monster that lives in the woods behind John and Nicks house. And they're going to go look for it. John doesn't believe this monster even exists and Nick just doesn't feel like going. But Samirra decides to ignore the wishes of his friends and go anyway, a decision you would soon come to regret. Or not.

The video cuts to outside their house and they begin walking through the woods, looking for this creature. They come across this rickety old fort thingy and joke that it might be the creatures house. They realize that they might be looking for a while so they decide to cut the video again and come back if they see something.

They come back and this time, John is holding the camera instead of Samirra. They show that they found some footprints on the ground and John is starting to consider the possibility that this creature exists. He's still not 100% convinced though. They explain that Nick went to use the bathroom a few minutes ago and they decide to stay there and wait for him to get back.

The video cuts again and Nick is still not back, and it's getting dark. They decide to go look for him. They decide to give up on looking for the blue creature and are going to find Nick and go home. Samirra notices something looking at them from behind a tree stump but before they can get a good look at it, it ducks away and out of sight. John doesn't believe him though. The video cuts again and they have been searching for Nick for quite a while now and it's "almost completely dark out" at that point.

They decide to double back the way they came and search for him back their but when they turn around, they see a blue creature waving at them from behind a tree. Samirra says that he told John that the blue creature exists but John is in denial. Samirra and John get scared and and run away. And as they're running, Samirra trips and drops the camera. He goes to pick it up but John tells him to just leave it. They then both run out of there together.

Later, Nickelodeon comes back on the screen saying, "That is the last time I take directions to the bathroom from a blue monster." He finds the camera and picks it up, recognizing it as the same camera that him and his friends were filming with. He decides to watch the footage and the episode ends.

## **Trivia**

* The entire concept of this episode was based on a short Minecraft film called "What is This?" by a YouTuber by the name of stampylonghead. The film depicts someone filming himself trying to find a cat that lives in the world and eats cake all day.
No Homo

"If you read this, you're gay. It's ok, we won't judge..."

March 26th, 2022 (Reupload)

This is the third episode of the fourth season of the original Dumb Sh\*t series. John was mad at me for filming this. But you've got to admit, it was pretty funny though...

## **Plot**

The episode begins with John and Nickelodeon standing in Samirra's room. Nick is holding something and John says, "Honey, what is that? Looks like drugs-" Then the camera man butts in and says, "HAH - Gaaaaaaaay!!" John then looks over at the camera as the episode ends... He sure learned his lesson.

## **Trivia**

* The episode was originally uploaded to a YouTube channel called Rainbowcat 1942 before later being moved to A-hole Industries.
* The episode was originally uploaded to A-hole Industries without an intro. It was then later taken down and reuploaded on March 26th with an intro reminiscent of the Office intro.
Franck (garde)

Franck (garde)

**Poste** : garde de la reine

**Famille** : les autres membres de la garde

**Genre** : Homme

**Origine** : Tamarang

**Caractéristiques physiques** :

**Cheveux** : /

**Livre** :

**Première apparition** : T1 : La Première Leçon du Sorcier

**Dernière apparition** : /

**Vivant à la fin du Tome 15** : Oui

**Histoire** :

(Tome 1) Frank était l'un des gardes de la reine Milena à Tamarang.
Mute Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Gatorade Bottle

"This was like Star Wars for idiots."

March 24th, 2022 (Reupload)

This is the eighth episode of the second season of the original Dumb Sh\*t series. The Narrator is clearly hired on the spot and we at A-holes Industries will never make the same mistake again................... Until the next episode comes out!

## **Plot**

The episode starts on Samirra, looking unsure of himself. Then a "rabble-rouser" walks on the screen. Sam and the rabble-rouser engage in a fight using invisible lightsabers, without saying a word.

The camera man pulls Sam aside and asks if if he can talk and if he has an alphabet. Sam laughs a little and the camera man realizes that he's a false mute. The camera man grabs a nearby Gatorade bottle and throws it at Sam for his crimes against the galaxy.

Sam then takes out an invisible bottle, drinks whatever was inside, and throws it at the camera man who falls over as the camera cuts out.

## **Trivia**

* The episode was originally uploaded to a YouTube channel called Rainbowcat 1942 before later being moved to A-hole Industries.
* The episode was originally uploaded to A-hole Industries without an intro. It was then later taken down and reuploaded on March 24th with an intro reminiscent of the Office intro.
The Monkey Heist (ft. Pig-Man)

"The monkey is haunted..."

March 25th, 2022 (Reupload)

This is the sixth episode of the third season of the original Dumb Sh\*t series. Pig-Man, Pig-Man. Does whatever a pig can! Is he asian? Nobody knows. He has- a radioactive nose! Look out!! Here comes the Pig-Man! Y'know, this is the second time in Dumb Sh\*t where we've referenced the old 60's Spider-man theme song... It must be a sign.

## **Plot**

The episode begins with Pig-Man doing a dance in front of the camera. The camera man and Pig-Man walk over to where Samirra is, who is standing on top of a dog house, holding Monkey's Cousin.

Samirra then throws Monkey's Cousin at the camera man. Pig-Man then morphs into Teal Shirt Guy and him and Samirra fight over Monkey's Cousin. Samirra tells the audience that if they eat their Reece's, they will get special abilities that allow them to move faster and eat more.

Then he realizes that there's been a murder as he points over to Pig-Man's head which is lying on the ground. But Teal Shirt Guy says that it was just him "shedding his skin". The camera man then asks for Monkey's Cousin but Teal Shirt Guy says no and throws it over to the ground. Samirra picks it up and Teal Shirt Guy asks him to give him the monkey.

Instead of handing him over, Samirra proceeds to shove the entire thing in his mouth. But he takes it out when it doesn't quite fit. Teal Shirt Guy decides to charge Samirra to get the Monkey back but Samirra starts to hit him with the Monkey, pummeling him to the ground.

Samirra turns into Pig-Man and continues to attack Teal Shirt Guy before the episode ends. So what happened in this episode? Well, to summarize, two high schoolers fight over a monkey for 7 minutes.

## **Trivia**

* The episode was originally uploaded to a YouTube channel called Rainbowcat 1942 before later being moved to A-hole Industries.
* The episode was originally uploaded to A-hole Industries without an intro. It was then later taken down and reuploaded on March 25th with an intro reminiscent of the Office intro.
* This episode was originally filmed exactly one year after the lost Dumb Sh\*t Pilot, which was filmed on October 31st or the previous year.
Dumb Sh*t Vol. 1 (2020-2023)

## Dumb Sh\*t

Brought to you by the Three A-holes, saving 15% or more on A$$ insurance since 1969!

## Production

### Created by

Samuel Haar, John Wolanski, Nick Wolanski

### Directed by

Samuel Haar, John Wolanski, Nick Wolanski

## Area

### Language

English

Dumb Sh\*t is a series of comedy skits created by Samuel Haar, John Wolanski, and Nick Wolanski, also known as the Three A-holes, and ran all the way from 2020 to 2023. Although, there was a Pilot episode that was filmed on October 31st, 2019. That episode, however, was never uploaded and now has been lost to history.

## **History**

Dumb Sh\*t officially started on Halloween of 2019, when Samuel, John, and Nick filmed a short comedy skit while hanging out that day. That video would eventually become known as the lost Pilot, as it was never uploaded and now has been lost, presumably for good. The Three A-holes didn't film anything for almost a year after that. Then in October of 2020, Dumb Sh\*t *officially* began. Season 1 of Dumb Sh\*t ran throughout the entire month of October of 2020 and Season 2 ran throughout the same month. Season 3 then began at the end of October and ended near the beginning of November of the same year. And finally, Season 4 ran from November of 2020 and ended in January of 2021.

The originally 4 seasons of Dumb Sh\*t amounted to a total of 40 episodes and were originally uploaded on a YouTube channel called Rainbowcat 1942. Then in June of 2021, all episodes of Dumb Sh\*t were moved to a different YouTube channel, made by the same person, called A-hole Industries, which was created on November 18th of the previous year. This is around the time when Season 5 of Dumb Sh\*t began. Unlike the previous, ten episode seasons, Dumb Sh\*t season 5 ran for a total of twenty episodes. Beginning in June of 2021 and officially ending on October 31st of 2022, the three year anniversary of the creation of Dumb Sh\*t.

Season 6 is known as the final season of Dumb Sh\*t and ran for a total nine episodes, beginning in January of 2022 and ending in early 2023. This was the Three A-hole's attempt to give the original Dumb Sh\*t a proper conclusion before they rebooted the series sometime in 2024.

## **Episodes**

The original Dumb Sh\*t Series ran for 6 seasons which amounted to a total of 69 episodes. The first four seasons ran for 10 episodes each. The fifth season ran for a total of 20 episodes. And the sixth and final season ran for 10 episodes.

*\*Was originally uploaded on the Rainbowcat 1942 YouTube channel before being moved to A-hole Industries later*

\*\*Unreleased

## **Trivia**

* The First official Dumb Sh\*t episode was filmed on October 31st of 2019. It was never uploaded and now has been lost to history. It is not considered to be the lost Pilot episode of Dumb Sh\*t.
Wilderness Weekend (Starring A-Guy)

"It was all a scam! I want my money back..."

March 25th, 2022 (Reupload)

This is the ninth episode of the third season of the original Dumb Sh\*t series. In this episode, we learn that it was all a scam! I want my money back...

## **Plot**

This episode consists of a camera man, Samirra, and A-Guy exploring some woods. As they do this, they come across tons of wildlife such as a dog, Mookie Conster, and a wild John. Much fun is to be had! Until - WE FOUND OUT IT WAS ALL A SCAM CONCOCTED BY THOSE GREEDY BUSINESS MEN OUT TO GET ALL OF OUR TAX DOLLARS!!!!!!! We'll show them...

## **Trivia**

* The episode was originally uploaded to a YouTube channel called Rainbowcat 1942 before later being moved to A-hole Industries.
* The episode was originally uploaded to A-hole Industries without an intro. It was then later taken down and reuploaded on March 25th with an intro reminiscent of the Office intro.
* This is one of the episodes that was filmed on John and Nick's real life birthday. It is also considered to be Mookie Conster's canon date of birth, as this was the episode where he was officially named for the first time. Previously, he was only known as Cookie Monster.
James (Pokemon)

**James**, known in Japan as **Kojirō**, is a recurring antagonist in the *Pokemon* anime series.

## Background and personality

James is a part of the main Team Rocket trio, made up of him, Jessie and Meowth. They oppose Ash Ketchum and his friends, and often try to steal his Pikachu no matter how many times they are defeated. Their defeat will often end with them comedically blasting off into the sky.

James is a flamboyant and arrogant man. He is obviously incompetent at being a villain and is rarely, if ever, presented as a true threat to the heroes. He seems to be quite fashionable and has crossdressed many times, usually as a means of disguise. His disguises include a bride dress, a nurse outfit, a policewoman, a swimsuit, etc.

James is not truly evil, as he clearly has morals and will be an ally to Ash and friends on occasion. The same goes for Jessie and Meowth.

## Gallery

James wearing inflatable breasts. This caused the episode to be infamously banned overseas.Jessie and James dressed as hula girls.Jessie and James dressed as magicians.
## Trivia

* Shinichirō Miki, James' voice actor, also voiced Creed Diskenth from Black Cat.
The Night John Died!

"I think John's a Zombie..."

March 24th, 2022 (Reupload)

This is the fourth episode of the second season of the original Dumb Sh\*t series. During this week's episode of "Dumb Sh\*t", John dies and becomes a ghost - er - A zombie!? I don't even know anymore... Roll the Tape!!

## **Plot**

The episode begins with Samirra and Nickelodeon at the bottom of the stairs. Samirra tells Nick that he thinks John is dead. Then John appears at the top of the stairs and tries to crawl down.

Samirra gets confused on what a ghost is before correcting himself and says that John is a Zombie. Upon realizing that John can't make his way down the stairs by himself, Samirra and Nick decide to go up their and help him.

## **Trivia**

* The episode was originally uploaded to a YouTube channel called Rainbowcat 1942 before later being moved to A-hole Industries.
* The episode was originally uploaded to A-hole Industries without an intro. It was then later taken down and reuploaded on March 24th with an intro reminiscent of the Office intro.
Chemorator Palpatine

Zdjęcie Chemoratora na stronie szkoły

Chemorator był jednym z sześciu nauczycieli uczących chemii w *technikum empusia*. Jako jeden z nielicznych (on, Henrycjusz i Bartłomiej) lubił Kojaka. Uczył w technikum przez pół roku, kiedy niespodziewanie "odszedł" ze szkoły i klasę Kojaka zaczęła uczyć Anna Kochan. Jego losy i przeszłość nie są znane.
Kuja

**Kuja** is the main antagonist of the PlayStation video game *Final Fantasy IX*.

## Background and personality

Kuja and the main character, Zidane, were both created by the ruler of Terra, Garland. Therefore they have a relationship and rivalry similar to brothers. However, after feeling threatened by the prospect of Zidane replacing him as a superior Angel of Death, Kuja ended up kidnapping Zidane and leaving him on Gaia, leading to Kuja being banished from Terra by Garland. However, Kuja plans to usurp Garland and rule both of the worlds.

Kuja has a cruel, ambitious, prideful, and envious personality. Kuja hates Zidane and has tried to destroy him and his friends on mulitple occasions. But he is not completely evil because at the end of the game he expresses remorse for his actions after Zidane saves him. The two of them also seem to be on better terms in the spin-off *Dissidia* games.

## Gallery

Zidane stays with Kuja inside the Iifa Tree.
## Trivia

* Interestingly, Kuja is one of the very few main antagonists in a *Final Fantasy* game to get some kind of redemption at the end. He also happens to be the youngest main antagonist in the series (24 years old).
* Kuja bears some resemblance to Sephiroth from *Final Fantasy VII*.
Mookie Conster's Idol

"Why look who it is!"

March 25th, 2022 (Reupload)

This is the second episode of the third season of the original Dumb Sh\*t series. In this episode, Mookie Conster is astounded to find his childhood celebrity crush in Samirra's room one stormy Halloween night. He wanted to be Herbert Danny Jurr.

P.s. Simba sucks...

## **Plot**

The episode begins with Mookie Conster poking his head around a corner and gasping. He then scuttles toward the window and looks at his idol, Herbert Danny Jurr, in awe as he gasps again. He then says, "Why look who it is! It's Herbert Danny Jurr!!" Simba then makes himself known and introduces himself saying, "And I'm Simba." Mookie Conster looks at the camera and back at Simba before proceeding to attack his rival.

## **Trivia**

* The episode was originally uploaded to a YouTube channel called Rainbowcat 1942 before later being moved to A-hole Industries.
* The episode was originally uploaded to A-hole Industries without an intro. It was then later taken down and reuploaded on March 25th with an intro reminiscent of the Office intro.
* This episode sees the debut of one of Dumb Sh\*t's most iconic characters: Mookie Conster!
* The original title for this episode was "Cookie Monster's Idol". It was later renamed to what it is today when "Mookie Conster" became the canon, in-universe name for the character.
* This episode was originally filmed exactly one year after the lost Dumb Sh\*t Pilot, which was filmed on October 31st or the previous year.
The Search for Nick

"He was never found"

This is the second episode of the fifth season of the original Dumb Sh\*t series. In this episode, Samirra and John go on a treacherous journey to find a missing A-hole.

## **Plot**

This episode begins with Samirra and John in an abandoned house. They explain that they have been trapped in here for a couple days now and go on to say that they ran out of food and Nickelodeon went to go find some and hasn't returned.

They decide that they have to go look for him. So they leave the room they're in and spend a few minutes searching the abandoned house they're in. After a few minutes of searching, they decide it's a lost cause and decide to go back to the room.

On they're way back, they hear a noise coming from a dark hallway and they decide they need to go investigate. They cautiously walk down the hallway to see what made that noise. As they turn the corner, they are suddenly face to mask with a hideous "Pig-Man". They scream and the screen cuts to black. They have not been seen since.

## **Trivia**

* This episode was filmed while Season 4 of the original Dumb Sh\*t series was still in production. Although it wasn't uploaded until Season 5 began.
Mookie Man

""What the f\*ck is this?" -ign

This is the ninth episode of the fifth season of the original Dumb Sh\*t series. In this episode, Mookie Conster becomes a super hero. Good grief.

## **Trivia**

* This episode ended up being delayed because we wanted refilm it since we weren't happy with how it was coming out.
* A Mookie Man 2 and a Mookie Man 3 were both planned but they ended up being canceled when we decided we were going to reboot the series.
Trimack

## Histoire

**Le Général en chef Trimack de la 1ère Phalange**

(Tome 1) Le légendaire chef de la 1ère Phalange, gardes du corps d'élite du Seigneur Rahl, était déjà en poste à la mort de Darken Rahl.

(Tome 2) Il commande la résistance des fidèles de Richard face à Darken Rahl et ses partisans. Après la victoire de Richard dans le Jardin de la Vie, il pose une main sur l'une des épaules de Richard et le félicite personnellement.

(Tome 11) Ce colosse défend le Palais du Peuple et ses habitants durant le siège par l'Ordre Impérial. Après la mort de plusieurs de ses hommes et d'une Mord'Sith des mains de la bête de sang, son dévouement le pousse à donner sa vie.

**Postérité** :

Son sacrifice permet à Richard d'abattre la bête de sang avec un carreau d'arbalète spécial.
Shaiapouf

**Shaiapouf**, or **Pouf** for short, is an antagonist from the Chimera Ant arc of the manga and anime series *Hunter x Hunter*.

## Background and personality

Pouf is one of the three Royal Guards who protect and serve the Chimera Ant King, Meruem. He tries to make sure that Meurem reaches his full potential as a superior being who will rule over humans but notices him forming a connection with a girl called Komugi who is the Gungi World Champion. He ends up despising her and trying to make sure Meruem forgets about her. Pouf is obsessed with Meruem and lives and fights only for him to succeed, which is understandable since that was the purpose of his creation.
Sanakejszyn

Sanakejszyn na Facebooku

Sanakejszyn jest *Trandoshianinem* z ojczystej planety *Trandosha*. Jest jednym z najlepszych i najbardziej rozpoznawalnych łowców nagród pracujących dla Empusia i całego *Sojuszu Złych*. Za niemałą kwotę złapie każdego, jest bardzo szybki, a wraz ze swoim zabójczym karabinem migiem łapie nędzne formy życia, za których jest nagroda. W razie szybkiej ucieczki może zerwać się wysoko wypuszczając śmiercionośny granat dioxis, a w razie gwałtownej sytuacji może rozpocząć ostrzał obszaru mikro granatami.

Poza biznesem Sancio zadaje się z Empusiem i jest jego wiernym kolegą, który wielokrotnie mu pomagał, na przykład podczas ataku Gryzeldy na fabryki **Nemusia** w *DRK*. Również współdziałał w planie odbicia Dmitrijiego z *Klasztoru Sióstr Gryzeldianek* pod Warszawą. Nie wiemy nic na temat jego wieku. Wiadomo jest jednak, że jest spokrewniony z *Trandoshianinem* o pod imieniem **Kanapkokejszyn**.

Sancio ma własny kanał na YouTubie pod pseudonimem *Sancio\_Gaming*. Znajduje się również w grach jak *Star Wars Battlefront 2015* oraz *Star Wars Battlefront 2* z 2017 roku.
Ofensywa Kościelna

### Dowódcy

Hrabia Janiszczuk, Kapitan Dźwięczak, Generał Mateusz, Lord Adzia, Generał Pasik, Dyrektor Edwans, Nemuś

### Przyczyna

Podporządkowanie dużej ilości planet po sromotnej klęsce Cemperatora, w celu zniszczenia Ruchu Wolności

### Skutek

Przejęcie szeregu planet, zwiększenie eskalacji na skalę wszechświatową.

Ofensywa Kościelna jest specjalną operacją na skalę wszechświatową, utworzoną przez nowo powstałą Konfederację Kościelną. Operacja miała na celu utworzenie odłamu galaktyki pod kontrolą Gryzeldy w celu walki z Ruchem Wolności. Po klęsce Cempusia, na oddalonej planecie *Kościelisss*, Gryzelda potajemnie tworzyła nowe imperium. Używała dawnych relikwii kościelnych, żeby utworzyć aurę i zatuszyć jej obecność, które nie pozwalałby na wyczucie żadnego zagrożenia ze strony np. Kojaka. Celem Ofensywy było utworzenie Linii w galaktyce, która stworzyła fundamenty Konfederacji i pozwalała na walkę z Kojakiem. Linia ta dzieliła stronę Kojaka od strony Gryzeldy. Linia ta nazywa się Linią Kościelną.

### Fazy Ofensywy.

Ofensywa Kościelna została wymyślona przez najlepszych strategów, którzy nie lubili Kojaka. Gryzelda również uczestniczyła w tworzeniu, gdyż uważa się za super stratega.

#### Faza I (21-22FG):

Pierwsza faza Ofensywy miała na celu zaatakowanie dużymi siłami największe punkty strategiczne w galaktyce. Gryzelda musiała zdobyć kilka ważnych planet, w celu kontynuowania eskalacji oraz inwazji na różne planety, które były pod ręką Kojaka. W przeciwnym razie Konfederacja wg. Kojaka byłaby zwykłym buntem, który nie zagraża pokojowi.

Pierwszą bitwą w Operacji i erze była tzw. Ofensywa na Germanię, czyli na zamek Empusia, który przez bitwy stał się ważnym punktem w galaktyce. Dowódcy w tej fazie stawiali na silne i skoordynowane ataki na ważne punkty przeciwnika.

#### Faza II (22-24FG):

Zadaniem drugiej fazy Ofensywy były szybkie ataki, mające na celu osłabienie przeciwnika. Stawiano wtedy na skryte, szybkie ataki w słabe punkty przeciwnika. Sama faza miała na celu długotrwałe osłabienie wroga przed rozpoczęciem fazy trzeciej.

Jedną z ważniejszych bitew była rozegrana w 23FG bitwa o Jasiolandię. Konfederacja zmanipulowała tutejszych mieszkańców Jasiolandii, powodując wojnę domową. Zdezorientowany Ruch Wolności musiał zaspokajać konflikt wewnętrzny. Gryzelda wykorzystała sytuację i rozpoczęła masowe ataki na planetę. Długotrwała okupacja i inwazja zmusiło Ruch Wolności do poddania planety Gryzeldzie.

#### Faza III (25FG):

Celem ostatniej fazy była utworzenie tzw. Linii Kościelnej, która oddzielała galaktykę na wpływy Ruchu i Konfederacji. Faza trzecia miała głównie charakter polityczny, jednak zdarzały się bitwy. Była to najkrótsza, ale najważniejsza faza, ponieważ utworzenie Linii Kościelnej stanowiła punkt strategiczny, do którego Konfederacja mogła się wycofać, kiedy było to konieczne, szczególnie, podczas inwazji na kluczowe punkty Ruchu Wolności po ich stronie galaktyki.
Urszula Młynarczuk

Ostatnie potwierdzone zdjęcie Urszuli

Urszula była nauczycielem w szkole podstawowej. Pojawiła się pod koniec pierwszego sezonu, kiedy to już główni bohaterowi byli w 8 klasie. Uczyła matematyki, ale została również przydzielona do nowego przedmiotu stworzonego przez ówczesnego wicedyrektora *przynależność obywatelska* (*PO*).

Przedmiot miał uczyć uczniów klas 8 jak się przygotować do dorosłego życia od postaw. Były tam omawiane, chociażby punkty karne, mandaty czy same urywki konstytucji. Przedmiot się wiązał z WOS-em, przedsiębiorczością oraz WOJ-em. PO było takim niewypałem, że po miesiącu został całkowicie wycofany.

Nie znamy praktycznie nic na temat Urszuli oraz jej śmi#rci. Wiadome jest, że została poćwiartk#wana. Nie wiemy jednak kiedy, gdzie i przez kogo. Istnieją plotki, że kawałki jej ciał nadal znajdują się w szkole! Jednak nie jest to potwierdzone.
Cemperator Adolf Palpatine

Jedno ze zdjęć Cempusia

### Krewni

2 mld kuzynów, m.in Emperator Arnold Palpatine, Amperator Palpatine, Imperator Palpatine, Nemperator Palpatine, Semperator Palpatine, Jadwiga Dźwięczak

### Przynależność

Sojusz Złych, Zgromadzenie Kościelne, ZWS

## Wygląd zewnętrzny

### Waga

90kg

Cemperator Arnold Palpatine podobnie jak Empuś zjawił się na Ziemi za sprawą katastrofy statku matka Palpatinów. Jego najbliższym przyjacielem był właśnie Emperator. Jako kosmita nosił imię Palpatine 2. W poprzednich wcieleniach był Cezarem, Leninem, Mussolinim czy Lechem Kaczyńskim (alternatywnie). Obecnie jest seniorem w Jasiolandii w latach 2000-2002 zdradzał swoją żonę z Britney Spears. Od 2014 jego kochanką jest Jadwiga Dźwięczak. Jego żoną była nijaka Barbara Gruszka, która byłą szpiegiem Gildii Kosmicznej i nigdy nie kochała swojego męża, dzięki swojemu sprytowi zniknęła i nikt nie wie, gdzie przebywa. Obecnie jest nauczycielem języka polskiego w Jasiolandii. Prowadzi swoją firmę Cempbox, która produkuję pudełka i magic boxy.
Jerzy Kajdanka

Zdjęcie Jerzego w dokumentach

Jerzy Kajdanka jest urodzonym w *Brześciu* agentem działający na rzecz Impusia i koalicji antyempusiowej. Imperator, chcąc wykorzystać sytuacje między Empusiem⁣ a ⁣Gryźcią posyła jednego z najlepszych agentów, jakich ma na zwiady. Jerzy jest doskonale wyćwiczonym wojownikiem, który kieruje się determinacją oraz umysłem.

Wtopił się w tłum i dołączył do *liceum empusia* jako sprzątacz. Wiedział, kim jest Kojak, dlatego próbował dawać mu sygnały. Jednakże jego tożsamość została szybko odkryta, dzięki Dyrektorowi Edwansowi. Empuś z resztą próbowali złapać agenta, lecz finalnie udaje mu się ledwie uciec z rąk seniora.
Monique Wilson-Lupa

Zdjęcie Monique na Facebooku

Monique jest książkową córką Krystyny Lupy, która doczekała się kanonizowania. Pojawiła się znikąd, a prawdopodobnie, patrząc na jej fanowską historię możemy również się dowiedzieć, że wraz ze swoją babcią przyjechała do Jasiolandii z fanowskiego miasta Corefell.

Monique jest bardzo przyjazną i ciepłą dziewczyną. Interesuje się ubraniami i modą. Natomiast nie ingeruje w sprawy klasowe i pomimo swoje nadzwyczajnej urody nie należy do sławnych w liceum grup ładnych nastolatków.
Mieczysława Ciupała

Zdjęcie Mieczysławy na Facebooku

Mieczysława Ciupała jest postacią, która miała być jednym z głównych charakterów w Jasiolandii sezon 3. Finalnie nie doczekaliśmy się jej na ekranach.

### Informacje podstawowe.

Miecia urodziła się wg nieoficjalnych źródeł w Stanach Zjednoczonych. Lecz tutaj prawdziwe i potwierdzone informacje podają Jasiolandię. Nie wiemy nic na temat jej rodziny. Urodziła dwóch synów i jedną córkę. Ojcem był losowy mężczyzna na imprezie. Miecia postanowiła wychować dzieci na drugą wersję siebie. Obecnie jej pierwszy syn uciął kontakt z matką i mieszka w Australii. Drugi syn w 2014 roku przedawkował narkotyki, a jej jedyna córka wyjechała do USA, dając pod opiekę jej córkę Monikę.

### Miejsce zamieszkania Mieci.

Mieczysława już prawie dostała się na ekrany, jej miejscem zamieszkania był dom w mieście *Brześć*. Razem tam mieszkała ze swoją wnuczką.

### Charakter i wygląd Mieci.

Była zupełnie inna niż teraz. **Monika**, jej wnuczka chciała z niej zrobić spoko i wyluzowaną osobę, ponieważ wcześniejsza Miecia była podobno nudna i zrzędliwa. **Monika**, która popadła w złe towarzystwo, chciałaby, aby jej babcia (jedyna krewna) jakoś się zachowywała. Zaczęła jej robić glow up, przez co jest teraz taka, jaka jest. Jej częstą odpowiedzią był sarkazm. Nie była niemiłą osobą, stawiała jedynie do takowej dystans, żeby się do niej nie przywiązać i ewentualnie nie żałować.

### Plany do kosza, czy specjalnie zaplanowana akcja.

Mieczysława jednak finalnie pokazuje się dosłownie na 3 minuty. Miała uczyć historii w *liceum empusia*. Gdy weszła klasy oznajmiła, że zaraz wróci. Jak można wiedzieć, nie wróciła. Na Facebooku Cemperatora można zobaczyć post, w którym jest napisane, że Mieczysława zginęła. Podejrzenia głównych bohaterów pada na głównego antagonistę serialu. Emperator wyrzeka się tych zarzutów tłumacząc, że nie miał żadnego powodu, by zabić Mieczysławę. Kojak jednak nie wierzy mu, gdyż uważa go za kłamliwego, podstępnego, grubego ego topa. Sprawa miała zostać rozwiązana, jednak do dziś nie ma żadnego odzewu. Ciekawe jest to, że **Monika**, która bierze udział jako postać epizodyczna, nie była w żałobie po rzekomej śmierci swojej babci. Jest to dziwna sytuacja i mamy nadzieję, że wkrótce zostanie wyjęta spod dywanu.
The Tripod Massacre

"Everyone was harmed in the making of this video..."

March 23rd, 2022 (Reupload)

The third episode of the first season of the original Dumb Sh\*t series. It was both filmed and edited on the same day, October 10th, 2020, as at that time, the Three A-holes didn't really care about the quality of their videos. Although, everyone was harmed in the making of this video...

## **Plot**

The episode begins with Sam, holding a tripod, standing in front of the camera. He goes and is about to hit Nickelodeon with the tripod before he points out that he didn't do anything to him yet. Sam then decides to just stand idly by with the tripod.

The camera man then gets distracted by, and points the camera down at, a cameo of a yet to be seen character at his feet: White Cat! When he points it back up at Sam and Nick, the action has already begun as we see Sam about to hit Nick with the tripod who is running away in fear.

Sam then chases after Nick, holding the Tripod triumphantly above his head. Sam then switches his target and chases after the camera man, who wisely decides to run away. The camera man then tells Sam to chase after Nick and Sam listens.

The camera man takes the moment when Sam isn't chasing after him to interview the maniac, asking if he has any words to say. Obviously, he doesn't because he decides to groan as he walks menacingly toward the camera man. The camera man, traumatized by this, runs away from Sam.

Upon realizing that Nickelodeon is "down in the dumps", the camera man walks over to him and asks him what's wrong. Nickelodeon then points toward Sam and exclaims that, "He tried to kill me!"

Sam exclaims that their is no proof that he tried to kill Nick. The camera man then points out that he has a camera and their is technically proof of this. Sam, realizing he f\*cked up, knows that he must destroy the evidence. He then attempts to hit the camera man with the tripod. The camera man attempts to run away but trips and falls backwards onto the ground. Sam then walks up to the camera man, with tripod in hand, and brings it down hard on the helpless camera man's head, killing him.

We then had to hire a new camera man for the next episode.

## **Trivia**

* This episode was originally uploaded on a YouTube channel called Rainbowcat 1942 before it was moved to A-hole Industries sometime in 2021.
* The episode was originally uploaded on A-hole Industries without an intro. Then it was taken down and reuploaded on March 23rd, 2022 with an intro reminiscent of the Office intro.
Empusus Palpatine

Jedno ze zdjęć Empususa

Empusus jest pierwszym potwierdzonym zwierzątkiem Empusia. Jest to modliszka z gatunku Empusidae zamieszkujące obszar Morza Śródziemnego, Azję oraz Afrykę. Empuś znalazł go podczas jego pobytu we Włoszech, gdzie się dosiadł do niego. Empuś spędził z nim dużo czasu i wziął go ze sobą. Jakimś cudem udało mu się go zabrać do kraju. **Nemuś**, gdy badał, zauważył, że nie jest to zwykła modliszka. Takie jak on rodzą się raz na 6969\*10^100000000000000000000000000000000 przypadków. **Nemuś** podjął go dalszym badaniom. Okazało się, że umie pisać oraz mówić. Empuś nauczył go korzystać z podstawowych zajęć jak na przykład granie na konsoli. Stał się on wiernym kompanem Emperatora, którego zabiera wszędzie. Empusus ma konto na Facebooku. Niejednokrotnie kłócił się już z Kojakiem czy Blanką. Niestety od kilkunastu miesięcy jest nieaktywny.
Stanisława Palpatine

Zdjęcie Stanisławy na wybory na prezydenta

Druga najstarsza postać w Jasiolandii — Stanisława Palpatine, o której można usłyszeć już w 2 sezonie, gdzie dostajemy informację, iż jest to babcia Emperatora. Dość sprzeczna informacja, jeśli spojrzymy na wiek. Empuś ma około 65-70 lat (na Facebooku podaje wiek 57 lat). Przez to różnica wieku jest mała. Jest to drażniący temat, ale tak jest. Jej mężem jest **Jarosław Palpatine**.

### Informacje wstępne.

Stanisława oraz **Jarosław** są jedynymi potwierdzonymi krewnymi słynnego rodzeństwa — Empusia i Impusia. Często nie rozumiała wojny, jaką ze sobą mieli rodzeństwo i robiła wszystko, aby się nie kłócili. Przed rozpoczęciem pracy polityka pracowała jako barmanka w zlikwidowanym już barze na Świderskiej w centrum Jasiolandii. Swoją karierę polityka rozpoczęła w 2021 roku, gdzie już można było usłyszeć o *ZWS* oraz o jej chęci zostania prezydentem.

### Miejsce zamieszkania Stanisławy.

Początkowo Stanisława mieszkała w tzw. bramkach, czyli w domkach jednorodzinnych w dzielnicy *Brawary*, która jest na drugim końcu miasta. Po przegranych wyborach Stanisława postanowiła wrócić do swojej rodzimej miejscowości Maniask, gdzie żyje do dzisiaj.

### Wybory i zabawa w politykę.

Dominacja poglądów antyseniorskich w sejmie skłaniały Empusia do refleksji oraz miał duże przeczucia, że seniorzy mogą stracić wiele poprzez partię *FKC*, która wygrała wybory do parlamentu. W ramach zabezpieczenia i oglądania sejmu od środka „utworzył” partię *ZWS*. Niby utworzył, a tak naprawdę rzucał brudnymi pieniędzmi i dał dowodzenie Guci, która otrzymała posadę premiera partii.

Gdy *ZWS* nie wygrało wyborów do parlamentu ostatnią szansą było wygranie wyborów prezydenckich. Niewiadomo, dlaczego Emperator poprosił właśnie Stanisławę, aby wzięła udział w wyborach. Także więc ponownie zrobił swoją porządną robotę i wsadził Stanisławę w szeregi kandydatów bez żadnych podejrzeń oraz żadnych długich procesów. Niestety również i ona przegrała. Empuś stracił całą nadzieję, ale na orędziu **Pani Zrabskiej** prezydent poinformowała, iż nie będzie tolerować aktów dyskryminacji ze strony **FKC** oraz żadnej partii. Empuś usłyszawszy wypowiedź Pani prezydent, poprosił Stasię, aby pozostała w sejmie i wraz z Gucią toczyły walkę z *FKC*, mając jednocześnie za sobą całkiem niezłe wsparcie, m.in od najwyższej głowy państwa.