Molvania

Upon its founding, the Republic of Molvanîa was a composite of many of the worst stereotypes and clichés about former Eastern Bloc and post-Soviet states. Fast forward to the present day however, and you'll see that the country is comprised of men, women, and scarce of culture. Although the exact location of Molvanîa is never specified, it is said to border around Hungary, Slovakia, Slovenia, and Slovenia. The founders of Molvania have said that its location is "somewhere between Romania and downwind from Chernobyl." History books have listed Bulgarians, Hungarians, and perhaps Moldovans (ethnic Romanians) as its original inhabitants. Presently however, the Molvanian population is made up of three major ethnic groups: the Memers (45%) who live predominantly in #memes where they share the funny they find in their travels, the Vocaloids (22%) who inhabit VC in hopes that all may hear their illustrious voices, and the Simps (33%) who can be found mainly in livestreams donating in hopes of being noticed.

## Molvanîa

Flag Of Molvania

Map Of Molvania

### Location

Somewhere between Romania and downwind from Chernobyl

### Inhabitants

Molvanians

History books describe the nation as having been a desolate barren-like wasteland for the first 3 weeks of its history, torn by edgy jokes and excessive horniness. Eventually Molvanîa's various warring factions were united as a single kingdom, ruled by a series of Nezumi kings. In the late 19th century the monarchy was overthrown, but the royal family remained popular in exile. During World War II the country was allied with Nazi Germany, and then afterwards was occupied by the Soviet Union, who set up a Communist puppet government. After the fall of European Communism in the 1990s, the country became a dictatorship run by the Neko Maid, with heavy ties to the NotSoBot Mafia.

Molvanîa can described as a very poor and rural country, heavily polluted and geographically barren, with a frigid temperature of 20 degrees celcius. The infrastructure is terrible, with necessities such as electricity, clean water, and indoor plumbing being rare finds. Though the Fecal Felons try to suggest otherwise, there is much to do in the country. Such as: #general, where you can speak freely to citizens of the country, #memes, which provides endless hours of hilarity, and #art, where you can view exquisite works of art that are an absolute treat for the eyes.

The Molvanîan people are portrayed as being generally nice, doing their best to stay clean in spite of the poor infrasturcture. Though they are at times slightly horny, most know to keep their horny in check following the events of October 14th, 2020. They have also been shown to have numerous bizarre and illogical beliefs and traditions, such as "Returning to Monke" and "Burrito". The country's patron saint is Fyodor.

The Molvanîan language is said to be so complicated that it takes an average of 16 years to learn. Not only is the tone in which one speaks important to the meaning, but also the pitch. It is a gendered language, with different articles being used depending on whether a noun is masculine, feminine, neutral, or a type of cheese. There are language schools for tourists to attend, which are described by the locals as a "waste of time".

The flag of Molvanîa is called the "Trikolor" despite the fact it only contains two colours: red and yellow. During the Soviet occupation, the flag had a yellow hammer and sickle in the top left corner. After the fall of communism, Molvanîa became one of the few ex-Soviet states to retain the hammer and sickle, but added a trowel into the symbol.

The country's national anthem can be heard on the YouTube video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0bwBbybwb4 , which sounds more like a funeral march than a patriotic tune. Others have described it as "a depressing cross between polka and random video gaming music".

Molvania's currency is Strubl, which is equal to 100 Qunts. Recently, a new form of currency, called $aiko-bucks was created. It is named after its creator, the current president of Molvania, Saiko Meem.

Molvania is most famous for being the birthplace of the whooping cough, owning Europe's oldest nuclear reactor, having no access to modern dentistry, and having the divine protection of John Bard.