Benboy and Pythor's Band

## Songs

### Closer parody

YOU LET ME SPAM A LOT

YOU LET ME POST 500

YOU LET ME BE NUMBER ONE

YOU LET ME SPAM LIKE IT ALL

HELP ME I'VE BEEN UNBANNED

HELP ME I HAVE NO LIFE AS WELL

HELP ME I SPEND MY LIFE HERE

HELP ME I'M OBSESSED WITH HER

I WANT TO POST LIKE MARCEL

I WANT TO SPAM IT ALL

I WANT TO POST LIKE BENBOY

MY WHOLE EXISTENCE IS FLAWED

YOU GET ME CLOSER TO EIGHT STUDS

YOU CAN HAVE MY BRICKIN SPAM

YOU CAN HAVE THE HATE THAT IT BRINGS

YOU CAN HAVE MY POSTS AND MY LIKES

YOU CAN HAVE MY EVERYTHING

HELP ME TEAR DOWN MY REGIME

HELP ME IT'S HER I CAN SMELL

HELP ME CHANGE MY BRICKIN WAYS

HELP ME BECOME SOMEBODY ELSE

I WANT TO GET LIKES LIKE SKUL

I WANT TO BE NUMBER ONE

I WANT TO SPAM LIKE LEGOSKULL

MY WHOLE EXISTENCE IS FLAWED

YOU GET ME CLOSER TO THE TOP

THROUGH EVERY FORUM

IN THE CHATROOMS

WITHIN THE TOPICS

PULLED FROM MY POSTS

I READ THE POSTS IN THE BOARDS

YOU ARE THE REASON I STAY ALIVE

### Happiness in Slavery Parody

BANNED SCREAMS HE THINKS HE KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS

BANNED SCREAMS THINKS HE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY

BANNED SCREAMS HE HEARS BUT DOESN'T WANT TO LISTEN

BANNED SCREAMS HE'S BEING DRIVEN INTO SUBMISSION

DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES YOU WON'T LIKE WHAT YOU SEE

THE MODERATORS STEAL ACCOUNTS OF THE WRONG

DON'T OPEN YOUR ACCOUNT TAKE IT FROM ME

I HAVE FOUND YOU CAN FIND HAPPINESS IN BANNING

BANNED SCREAMS HE SPENDS HIS LIFE LEARNING THE RULES

BANNED SCREAMS HE CLAIMS HE HAS HIS OWN ACCOUNT

BANNED SCREAMS HE'S GOING TO CAUSE THE SYSTEM TO FALL

BANNED SCREAMS BUT HE'S GLAD TO BE LOCKED AWAY AFTER ALL

DON'T OPEN YOUR ACCOUNT YOU WON'T LIKE WHAT YOU SEE

THE READERS HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH SECURITY

DON'T OPEN YOUR ACCOUNT TAKE IT FROM ME

I HAVE FOUND YOU CAN FIND HAPPINESS IN BANNING

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'VE BEEN

SPAM POSTS JUST WORDS AND SO MUCH TRASH

PUT MY HANDS TO THE KEYBOARD OF THIS ENDLESS ROUTINE

JUST A MAN CAUGHT IN THIS BIG BROKEN MACHINE

### Pumped Up Kicks parody

Benboy's got a quick eye

He'll look around the forum

He won't tell you his plan

He's got a bunch of records

Hanging on his wall

He's a spammer kid

Yeah he made 100K posts

In topics like Brickbook, asylum and his chatroom

I don't even know where

But he's coming for you, yeah he's coming for you

All the other kids with the big post counts

You better run, better run, outrun my posts

All the other kids with the big post counts

You better run, better run, faster than my spam

AP posts a long day

He be coming home late, and he's coming home late

And he's bringing me a surprise

Cause posts are in the chatroom and it's locked up tight

I've waited for a long time

Yeah the sleight of my hand is now a brickin ban hammer

I reason with my posting

Then say, "Your account's locked up, you must've lost your wits, yeah?"

All the other kids with the big post counts

You better run, better run, outrun my posts

All the other kids with the big post counts

You better run, better run, faster than my spam

All the other kids with the big post counts

You better run, better run, outrun my posts

All the other kids with the big post counts

You better run, better run, faster than my spam

### Posts in the CR

As I was postin in the LEGO Universe Forum

I saw old Skulduggery and his posts, he was spammin

I first produced my keyboard then logged on my account

I said, "Stay and post here or the mods they may ban ya"

I replied to all his spam, and it was a pretty posting

I made all these posts, yeah, and I brought them back to Paccy

He swore that he'd post with me, never would he leave me

But the mods take that pacman, yeah, for you know he tricked me

There're posts in the CR, oh

Being close to Maniac I went to Paccy's chatroom

Takin Paccy with me but I never knew the danger

For about six or maybe seven, yeah, in came old Skulduggery

I jumped up, spammed my posts and I replied to him in fashion

There're posts in the CR, oh

Yeah, posts, yo, posts

Oh, oh, yeah

Oh, oh, yeah

Now some men like a' buildin but some men like the writin

Some men like to hear, to hear the arguments ragin

But me, I like spammin, 'specially in ol' Paccy's chatroom

But here I am a' banned, here I am with a big old lock, yeah