Glennridge Secondary College (location)

*This article is about the in-universe high school. For the web-series, see Glennridge Secondary College (series).*

**Glennridge Secondary College** is a fictional high school in which the events of the series Glennridge Secondary College, as well as Best Day Of My Life, take place. Its real-world site is Thornbury High School.

## Description

The high school is located near a Westfield mall. Its motto is "courage and no phones".

Their uniform seems to consist of a green-blue colour scheme. Students wear a white shirt with a blue and green striped tie. There are several different jackets and blazers available which have the initials of the school, *G.S.C.*, embroidered. In the summer, the school has a 'no hat, no play' policy in a similar way to all Australian schools. These hats are blue. School policy dictates that when students are wearing the uniform, they are representing the school.

There are many subjects available at the school, including Health, Ceramics, Maths, Media, Geography, and English (in which Shrek is often shown). There is a program for Year 11s to go away on camp trips, and casual days on Fridays to raise money for Sudan or some shit.

Specialised classrooms include one for ceramics that has a kiln, and a science classroom with bunsen burners. Outdoor facilities include a basketball court and a foursquare court. There is a faulty vending machine that has been exploited by students, particularly Zach, to obtain many Cokes and Deep Spring orange mineral waters. There is a staff car park.

The school has banned peanuts, leading to fewer deaths. There was also an incident involving a teacher in a fatal car accident which cancelled tests for the rest of the day.

Glennridge is known to have hired several different guest speakers, including Stephen Murphett and Mark the Cock Whisperer.

## Students

There are many students who have gone or still go to the school. These include:

* 1960s Camp Villain
* A professional footballer
* Andrew
* Bad Arnold Schwarzenegger Impersonator
* Broden
* Bully
* Cat
* Charles Dickens Villain
* Christian Youth Worker
* Crab
* Daniel
* Demi
* Harvey (Ball Games At Lunch)
* Lady in a Bunnings Ad
* Lord Wellington Moncrief
* Michelle
* Man Not Dead Just Pretending
* Man Who Can't Stop Vomiting Black Stuff
* Mark
* Matt
* Mr Broden's Dad
* Nineteen-year-old at her first music festival
* Overly confident man who chose to wear a grey shirt on a hot day
* Pat
* Person Who Interrupts Every Time I Call the Roll
* Someone Else Doing Roll Call
* Southern Belle
* Talking Hamburger with Paranoia
* Tim
* Tim
* Tom
* Triple J Presenters
* Troubled student
* Undercover Public Transport Inspectors
* Veruca Salt
* Year 7
* Zach

## Staff

There are also many staff members in the school, headed by the Glennridge Secondary College Principal and Assistable Pristable, the assistant principal.

### Teachers

* Mr Arseshit (Media)
* Mr Broden (various)
* Mr Chelsameenee (PE)
* Mr Freddy (PE)
* Mr Mark (various)
* Miss Michelle (various)
* Miss Mish (various)
* Miss Honor (PE)
* Mr Sam (unknown)
* Mr Tom (unknown)
* Mr Zach (various)
* Miss Zahariou (unknown)

### Other staff

* Jeanette Richardson-Michaels (lunch lady)
* Librarian
* Dr Michelle Brasier (nurse)