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## pEnIs

### tHe PeNiS bAkEr

Janie had been a baker for as long as she could remember. She loved the smell of freshly baked goods, the warmth of the oven, and the feeling of accomplishment when her creations came out perfectly.

But there was one thing she was not so good at: baking penises.

No matter how hard she tried, they always came out wrong. The dough would be too thin or too thick, the filling would be too runny or too dry, and the icing would be too lumpy or too smooth. It was always a disaster.

It didn't help that her friends and family were always asking her to bake them something special for their parties. Each time she would have to come up with an excuse why she couldn't.

One day, Janie had an idea: why not try baking the penises in her mouth? She figured that if she could find the right balance between dough, filling, and icing, she could make the perfect penis.

So she set to work. She experimented with different combinations of ingredients until she finally found the perfect recipe.

The next time her friends asked her to bake something special, Janie proudly presented them with a platter of freshly-baked penises. Everyone was amazed at her skill and Janie was relieved that she could finally contribute to the party.

From then on, Janie was known as the baker who could make the perfect penis. And she was proud to have found a way to use her baking skills to make something unique and delicious.

### ThE gAy BoY

Mrs. Haskins had been a teacher for over twenty years. She had seen it all in her classroom. But nothing had prepared her for the day when one of her students, Timmy, brought in a penis for lunch.

Mrs. Haskins was taken aback. She had no idea what to do. She had heard of students bringing unusual items to school, but this was a first. She quickly composed herself and asked Timmy why he had brought the penis to school.

Timmy explained that his parents had sent him to school with it because they thought it would be a good snack. Mrs. Haskins was appalled. She lectured him on the importance of proper nutrition and the dangers of eating unprocessed foods.

In the end, Mrs. Haskins decided to make the best of the situation and served the penis as part of the lunch menu. She even made sure to cook it thoroughly, so it was safe to eat. The students were amazed, and some even said it was the best lunch they had ever had.

Mrs. Haskins smiled as she watched her students happily eating their lunch. She had done her job and taught them an important lesson. From that day on, she always made sure to ask her students what they had brought for lunch before they ate it.

## idfk

vvThe small town of Riverdale had always been known for its devout religious beliefs. So when word spread that the high school's star quarterback had knocked up his girlfriend, it sent shockwaves throughout the community.
The town elders, all very religious and conservative, called an emergency meeting to discuss the situation. They had all heard stories about teenagers getting pregnant, but never in their own town. They were determined to put an end to it.
At the meeting, the town elders declared that any teenage pregnancy would not be tolerated and that the couple responsible would be swiftly punished. The couple was told to leave the town and never return.
The couple was scared and confused but had no choice but to obey the elders' orders. They packed up their belongings and left Riverdale, never looking back.
The town elders were relieved that the couple had gone but their relief was short-lived. Soon, rumors began to spread that other teens in the town were engaging in premarital sex and getting pregnant.
The elders were horrified and called another emergency meeting to discuss the new developments. They decided to double down on their strict religious beliefs and enforce a zero-tolerance policy for premarital sex.
They began to patrol the town, making sure no one was engaging in sexual activity and publicly shaming anyone they caught. People started to fear the town elders and their crazy religious beliefs.
Meanwhile, the couple who had been banished from Riverdale had moved to a nearby city and started a new life. They were both attending college and had welcomed a healthy baby girl into the world.
Although the couple's story had a happy ending, it was still a cautionary tale that people in Riverdale remembered for years to come. The town elders had taught them a valuable lesson about the consequences of teenage pregnancy and enforced the importance of living a chaste life.