Hawc Green

*Hawc Green, with "corrected" color scheme, by Emoglobin*

## Blah

 *It's Hawc Green! Spin, wings and blows! ...This is stated in the book. He is very good at controlling airflow, but he is too... bored. One thing you should know is that Rawk Hawk is not on the table. In addition, you know that life is lacking.*

## Newspaper Magic

 *Warrior Champion. The fight requires a certain level of skill. "You want hate, but you do not like RAAAAAAAWWWWWK!"*

> *"Get ready for GREEEEN!"*
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**Hawc Green** is the (former) champion of the Pitty Glitz. He is often confused with someone named Rawk Hawk, as stated in his Blah.

## Description

Like his alter-ego Rawk Hawk, Hawc Green is a very arrogant person. He is very strong, and was the best fighter of Pitty Glitz, before the arrival of Mario.

He wears a belt encrusted with a false Glass Star, and likes to meet with his fans. He feels threatened at Mario climbing the ranks and tries to kill Mario's Son by sending Mario poisoned cake.

According to their confrontation with one another after Section 6, Hawc Green is apparently Browser's husband. However, it's unknown whether they're actually married or if it's just a ploy on Browser's part to make Kamopa Kamopa jealous.

It's implied that he got raped by Grubba, since in an email he sends to Mario during Section 7 he talks about how he still remembers "the blue cock" and how it makes him angry.

It is also implied that the secret to his strength and status is that he uses cheat codes. Which is evident after Mario loses a rematch with him, with Hawc Green gloating in victory that he "knows [he] can use this code"

## Battle

In his fight, he claims that Mario has killed his unborn baby by fighting so much, but this turns out to be false, as the baby is fine later. He also sent a poison pie to Mario, just like Mr. Mr. Prosecutor Grubba did, because he didn't want him to have a child. He does not know anything about any Glass Stars, despite the fact he is holding a fake one.

Even though he looks intimidating, he is really scared of Mario and his troop (most likely because of Carbon) and tried to lock them in a locker, without success. His attacks are pretty basic, and mainly consist of jumps and kicks.

## E-mail

During Section 7, Hawc Green sends an e-mail to Mario untitled "Yes?" in which he wrote:

*"What is the so-called 'General Gunsales'? UNH! Well, I'm your horror with all the horrors! Hawc Green New and Better! Do not forget the bank!*

*He was born again, coward! My education exploded! The way up, I will! Green!*

*But...rainy days, I still feel the blue cock and it always feels RAAAAGE!*

*If you're still playing, I'll be like your mom who does not know you! Remember GREEEN!*

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*Hawc Green"*

## Trivia

* According to Grubba, Hawc Green was the first person in prison.

## Quotes

* *What is that? Unh! I think it's about time to FIND GREEEEEN!*
* *I love to think! You do not want more! Why did you get up?*
* *Well, tell me Wimpy. Let the circle of cream feel the baby!*
* *I'm telling you: Take a million clicks, see Uncle Hawc!*
* *I give you a world-class suit and tell your mother again!*
* *Do you say it's a game? There are no shooters to shoot.*
* *Anyone who walks in a deep diaper is very stomach!*
* *Eat?!? Come fight me! Bring it! I'll get someone!*
* *This may be wrong in the fight against video games. Because i'll hurt you.*
* *YEAH! THE BABY!!! HAWC GREEN IS THE CHAMP! Earned!*
* *Hey, do you think Hawc Green tells the network? I do not think so! You have sex, you dress badly, you're hot, with no belt, cables! Does your mother teach something to your mom?!?*
* *Stop exciting, punk! Live long, because I am not here now! The light within you will destroy you. Remember.*
* *You don't want to get any of THESE. Unh-unh! I'm here... I'm ME!*
* *One is always free to race with Gunsales! NOTHING!*
* *What should I do? PBBBBBBBTTHHHHBBTH! That!*
* *Who is this guy?!? Because RAWC is now!*
* *Harharharharharharhar! I did not say what! HAWWC is afraid!*
* *Harharharharharharhar! The heroes must be closed, secure and secure!*
* *Just like me? I also sent you a poison pie! A cliché!*
* *Huh? I do not know how angry you are. What is Crystal Star?*
* *No, wait... FUCK! I can not play honestly, but my sister has a pank!*
* *And now you are ready to welcome all the fun! Get ready for GREEEEN!*
* *This happens when you hang on to the baby! You killed your baby!*
* *Bah! I'm beginning to GREEEEEEEEN!*
* *Old History! Baseball is the only Truth Gui and Northern Ireland!*
* *One is going to the neighborhood, the other is crazy!*
* *Halo, catching Gunsales doesn't limit the feeling in GREEEEN!*
* *I'm a master at the end of the story! I'm a myth! And this myth belongs to my hard friends!*
* *Harhur! Harhur! Harhur! Time to upgrade your new Pear Eagle!*
* *I call her name? Because they do not believe? Ovid… Again Nitafadhaika?*
* *Bird arms! You are so evil! If you take off my belt you will ask me for mercy!*
* *Checklist hawc always a chance to win! Don't miss out on points like you!*
* *Diana, burn! Did you know that it is better for the hero?*
* *Falcon Owner Raw North Only! Try it now!*
* *Harhur! Harhur! Harhur! I know I can use this code!*
* *Bol.*