Girls’ Night Out - Transcript

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Chapter 43 - Girls’ Night Out

Angle on Randoms Tower, pan down to see Tim, Alex and Lily have set up a super extravagant lemonade stand, Lily is on the phone

Lily

“So why can’t you come over?”

Cut to P-Sauce, in a pizza place

P-Sauce

“I’m busy with something... uh.. super exciting! I’ll tell you later-“

???

“P-SAUCE! HANG UP ON THAT PHONE AND GET BACK TO WORK!”

P-Sauce covers the receiver

P-Sauce

“IN A MINUTE DAD!”

P-Sauce’s dad

“Oh my- HURRY UP! I wanna meet your girlfriend at some point y’know!”

P-Sauce (back on the phone)

“Anyway, I’ll be there as fast as I can. Sorry”

Cut back to Lily

Lily

“It’s cool, bye P-Sauce!”

She hangs up

Alex

“Stand’s done!”

Lily

“Yep, this looks perfect!”

Tim jumps onto the counter

Tim

“We will sell the greatest lemonade known to man! Me, the sixteen year old, Alex, the seventeen year old, and Lily, the actually legal adult!”

He looks depressed all of the sudden

Tim

“Wow...”

Alex

“Yeah, this is immature even by our standards”

Lily

“Oh c’mon guys! This’ll be fun!”

Cut to later

Lily

“Um, yeah no I’m bored

Tim

“It’s a weekend, where is everyone?!”

Alex

“I’d blame it on the fact there’s literally anything else to do”

Sally runs outside

Sally

“Ah, Lily! I need your assistance with something! Come with me!”

She pulls her away

Tim

“BYE MOM!”

Alex

“It’s weird she’s just here now...”

Tim

“Sh! Don’t ruin this for me!”

Cut inside

Lily

“So, what did you want Sally?”

Sally

“Well, truth be told I’ve been planning a little... Uh... excursion? I’ve been busy with Ex-Lord for so long, I hardly know anyone who works here! So I thought, maybe you, me, and Anne Pencost, could have a girls’ night!”

Lily

“Uh... with like, alcohol and stuff?”

Sally

“Ha! No, no! No! I mean, we’d just head out and have some fun! That’s all! I promise!”

Lily

“Hmm... well, I suppose that’s cool! Sounds really fun actually! Let’s do it!”

Intro plays

Cut, all three are inside a limo. Lily Boyer, Sally Silva, and Anne Pencost, our leading ladies

Anne

“Oh man, I’m starved! Safety Ninja’s been on this “all-natural diet,” AND IT’S SOOOO BORING!”

Sally

“Wait, why have you been eating like that if it’s his diet?”

Anne

“I’m just doing it to make him feel better! That’s all, GOSH!”

Sally

“Okay, calm down”

Anne

“I’m calm, just messing with you”

Sally

“Oh, HA! That’s hilarious!”

Lily

“So, where are we stopping first? Movie theater? Normal restaurant?”

Anne

“Why’d we invite junior again?”

Sally

“She’s... the only person I felt comfortable with...”

Lily

“Uh, that seemed kinda negative”

Sally

“No! You’re great! I love your energy! But, you being young means I have to... pay for you generally speaking... so...”

Lily

“Oh... it’s a money thing... that’s fine! My mom used to complain about me being too expensive all the time! Heh... oh lord... mom... I just realized I haven’t seen her in over eight months...”

Brief silence

Anne

“Lot of... baggage? You need therapy?”

Lily

“No! I can... am... handling it! Just fine! Thank you very much!”

Anne

“Hey no problem!”

Sally

“Ah! We’ve arrived at our (sing song) first stooooop!”

They exit the limousine and enter a fancy restaurant

Sally

“I thought we’d start off simple, than work our way up to skydiving!”

Anne and Lily both look unenthusiastic about this

Sally

“Or not! That’s fine! We could just work our way up to... snake wrestling instead!”

Anne

“I mean, I’m less scared of snakes than plummeting to my death”

The trio take their seats, and a waiter comes up

Waiter

“Ah, girls’ night I see? Y’know, add a fourth one for half off any purchase. It’s due to a charity we’re supporting, called “spend less!” I hate it, I really do”

Lily

“Half off?! Sally! That means you won’t have to pay for me at all!”

Sally

“But who’d be our forth member?”

Lily

“Hmm, who could we choose”

Sally

“Don’t you have a mom?”

Lily

“NO! I mean, I do, but... she’s dead to me, sooooo...”

Sally

“Okay cool, who else could we possibly choose?”

Anne

“Oh wait! I got a message from this other college friend a couple days ago! I know where she lives now, maybe I could invite her?”

Sally

“Is her place too far?”

Anne

“It’s a cottage just outside Porta City limits! C’mon!”

Anne runs off, and Sally turns to the waiter

Sally

“Keep this table reserved!”

Lily

“If that’s allowed!”

Sally

“If that’s allowed!”

Waiter

“It is, will do ma’am!”

Cut to the outside of Porta City, just beyond the limits. The trio approaches a small cottage, and Anne knocks

Anne

“Yo! F! It’s me! Anne Pencost!”

???

“Oh, just a second!”

The door swings open revealing... FRIDA

Lily and Sally suddenly look tense

Sally (whispering)

“You sure this is better than your mom?”

Lily

“Yep”

Frida

“Yo Anne! I haven’t seen you in years! Ever since I left that oven on for too long right?”

Anne

“Oh yeah! Priceless!”

They laugh for a minute, and Grey peaks his head out

Grey

“Uh, who’s this?”

Frida

“Oh Grey, this is my old friend Anne! What do you want by the way?”

Anne

“Two words, GIRLS’ NIGHT OUT!”

Lily

“That’s- oh who cares”

Anne

“You want in? We need four people for a restaurant discount, pls there will be snake wrestling! I know you love that!”

Frida

“Hmm, Y’know what? Why not right? I’ve been busy with a new job-“

Grey’s face lights up

Grey

“Frida! A word pleas!”

Grey drags her in

Frida

“What?”

Grey

“This is the perfect opportunity! All three of them work for Malcom! We can actually be useful for our new boss’s plan!l

Frida

“Oh yeah, I don’t wanna hurt Anne though...”

Grey

“Oh come on! You locked her in a cage two years ago! This is tame compared to that!”

Frida

“Well... okay...”

Frida walks back over to the door

Frida

“Good news guys! I’m joining your night out!”

They cheer

Anne

“But no daggers!”

Frida

“Fine!”

Back inside, Grey walks over to a telephone, and calls the Ex-Lord base, which we cut to for the call

Ricardio and Laura Boyer are sitting around, and the phone rings. Ricardio answers

Ricardio

“Wazzup?”

Grey (speaker)

“Yeah, so Frida is gonna be in close contact with some Randoms Employees for the night, including that ‘Agent S’ the boss warned us about”

Ricardio

“That’s great! Who else is there?”

Grey

“Some friend of hers, green hair, and also Lily”

Laura jumps up

Laura

“Lily?! I can’t believe it! FINALLY!”

Ricardio

“That’s great news Grey, alright bye!”

He puts the phone down

Laura

“This is my chance to make things right with Lily! We left things on a somewhat bad note...”

Ricardio

“Oh right, that’s your daughter... right... uh, will she be pleased to see you working for an organization devised for taking out Randoms Tower?”

Laura

“Oh hush! She doesn’t need to know that! This’ll be a piece of cake!”

Ricardio

“Alright... have fun with that... stupid...”

Cut to the girls, heading back to the restaurant.

Sally

“Now that we have you, Frida, we can get a half-off meal!”

Frida

“Well, glad I was useful for something”

Lily

“Yeah, you were!”

They pull up, and sit back at their table. The same waiter walks over

Waiter

“Noticed you came back, who’s this charming lady?”

Sally

“Frida! She’s an evil sorcerer!”

Waiter

“Oh... that’s cool... uh... so, can I take your orders?”

Sally

“Yes of course!”

Cut later, everyone eating their food very respectably (and Frida, who’s stabbing pieces of meat with her dagger)

Lily

“So, Sally, how does it feel to be a mom again?”

Sally

“Oh there’s no again. Yeah. I wasn’t a mom long enough in the first place...”

Lily

“Oh, why is that?”

Sally

“Well, a thing happened that really took a mental toll on Malcom and I, so when I thought I could stop the... uh... culprit... I leapt at the chance! This guy was essentially a super-villain! But fighting undercover meant certain necessary actions, like keeping my family safe by not revealing my identity... not even to Tim and Alex...”

Lily

“Whoa... who was the guy you were fighting?”

Sally

“Well... eh, you’ve probably seen him before! The sinister scoundrel known as... EX-LORD!”

Frida chokes on her meat

Anne

“You alright Frida?”

Frida

“Oh, yeah I’m fine! Just meat is meat y’know! Haaaaa...”

Anne

“Okay then...”

The waiter passes by their table

Waiter

“You guys done yet? If you’re out of things to do, I heard the fare is in town! Lots to do there!”

Sally

“I’ll take that into consideration! Thanks!”

Lily

“Huh... that waiter is awfully helpful”

Sally

“It’s because he has crushes on all 4 of us simultaneously!”

They all cheer, then we hard cut to the fare and get a montage of their wacky antics. At the ski ball stand, we pan over to see Ricardio and Laura in a bush

Laura

“It’s Lily! I forgot how she looked! Was she always smiling this much?!”

Ricardio

“Someone needs to chill out”

Laura

“She’s my birthright! Literally! I gave birth!”

Ricardio

“That’s not what birthright means... besides, we have bigger fish to fry! We’re supposed to meet Grey and Frida here... I see Frida, but where’s-“

Ricardio notices Grey, wearing a false mustache... he’s just standing there

Ricardio

“You’re kidding...”

They walk over to him

Grey

“About time you two showed up! I’ve been tailing them for the last two hours! Their night out is almost done, we need to strike now!”

Ricardio

“Chill! We got this, check it!”

Ricardio marches over to Sally

Grey

“What is he doing?”

Laura

“No idea... but I’m tempted to do the same with Lily”

Grey

“Don’t do that... Wait, why am I acting so stern... I’m supposed to be the funny quirky sorcerer... holy cow... Grey, you’re becoming your father...”

Ricardio taps Sally’s shoulder

Sally

“Oh hey Ricardio”

Ricardio

“Hey! I’m honestly lucky I managed to find you! My tracker wasn’t working, I got Jessie to fix it, but still”

Sally

“Cool?”

Ricardio

“Anyway, apparently one of Ex-Lord’s spies has been with you this entire time!”

Sally and Lily

“What?!”

Lily

“Wait a minute...“

Frida looks nervous

Lily

“Where’s Anne?”

Frida

“Oh, phew...”

Anne walks over

Anne

“Sorry, I saw a duck... it was singing... what’s going on?  (Pointing at Ricardio) Who invited that guy?”

Frida

“Ah forget it!”

She pulls out her daggers, and swipes at Sally

Sally

“Whoa what?!”

Lily

“Oh, she’s the spy! We should’ve probably guessed”

Frida points her dagger, backing the other ladies (and Ricardio) into a corner

Laura jumps from a bush and blocks Lily’s exit

Laura

“Lily!”

Lily

“MOM?!”

Grey blocks the last exit, so now everyone is trapped

Grey

“Get ready for... silly doom... yeah this ain’t working for me, ah well”

Ricardio

“So, you guys got this right? Right?”

Laura

“Well well well, LILY! We meet again!”

Lily

“You’re ridiculous”

Laura

“NO YOU!”

Lily

“What do you want anyway?”

Laura

“Uh... you...”

Lily

“What”

Laura

“Obviously Malcom brainwashed you, why else would you leave me? Ha! You wouldn’t! YOU NEED ME!”

Lily

“No I don’t”

Sally

“She really doesn’t! We care about her!”

Lily

“Look mom, I’ve been way happier with the Silvas, my real family... they’re there for me in ways you never were!”

Laura

“Oh really?”

Lily

“When dad died, did you even spend a second, even consider how that affected me? OF COURSE NOT! You don’t think of anyone besides yourself! I’m not going back to that! Not now that I have people who care about me”

Laura looks furious

Laura

“Grab her”

Frida

“We don’t obey you”

Grey

“Yeah literally”

Laura

“JUST DO IT!”

Grey

“No”

Frida

“Fine”

Grey

“Oh, well okay then!”

They attack, using magic

Lily dodges, and ducks behind a trash can. Sally rushes towards Grey, and punches him in the face.

Grey

“Woof, my tender cheeks”

Frida pulls out both her daggers, and rushes at Sally

Sally

“Whoa!”

She manages to doge just barely

Frida

“Sorry about this! I had a fun night!”

Sally

“Aw, that’s nice... wait, that was sarcasm! YOU DIDN’T MEAN THAT AT ALL!”

Frida

“Nerp!”

Frida Trips over a random ball on the ground, popping it. A clown walks over looking annoyed

Clown

“Oh great, that was my best juggling ball! Gah!”

Cut over to Lily, who is outrunning her mother. She spots the mirror maze, and manages to lose Laura in the mirror maze... but before she exits, she sees the microphone used for announcements

Cut to Laura in the maze

Laura

“Lily? Ya there?! Uh...”

Lily’s voice echoes from the speakers

Lily

“I’m sorry... I want to forgive you, really... but if you keep denying that you’re in the wrong, even a little... it’s not gonna work... I’m sorry...”

Laura

“LILY! NO!”

The speakers turn off, as Laura looks miserable

Cut back outside, the fight is wrapping up. Ricardio has run off, Anne has managed to beat Grey, and Sally finishes Frida, with a well placed dodge that sends Frida into a river

Sally

“Phew... that was... wow...”

Anne

“Holy cow... best hecking girl’s night ever!”

Lily walks over

Lily

“Hey guys!”

Sally

“We should do that again next week!”

Lily

“But aren’t we gonna be on the road trip to Capital City?”

Sally

“Oh yeah, we’ll do it when we get back then!”

Anne

“Which will be?”

Sally

“Month or two?”

Anne

“Oh... well... oh...”

Cut back to Randoms Tower, Sally and Lily are walking to their respective rooms

Lily

“Y’know Sally... in the five days you’ve been back... I already got more kindness from you than my actual mom gave me for the last two years...”

Sally

“Look Lily, we cant choose our families... not everyone’s gonna have a good one... Malcom knows that... but he also knows that you can choose who you interact with it, and you chose us! And so far? I’d say that’s worked out”

Lily smiles

Lily

“Thanks... well, Goodnight!”

Lily walks off

Sally

“Sleep well! Don’t let the mini flesh wrigglers get in between your bones!”

Lily

“I won’t!”

Cut to Ex-Lord’s warehouse, the defeated agents enter

Ex-Lord is sitting in his chair

Ex-Lord

“You three! Do you have any idea what you may have just cost us?”

They look nervous

Ex-Lord

“Where’s Ricardio?”

Laura

“He probably ran off...”

Ex-Lord

“Great... YOU EACH HAD AN OPPORTUNITY TO ELIMINATE SALLY SILVA, AND LILY BOYER! They could’ve been removed from the threat list entirely, but you failed!”

They all look guilty

Ex-Lord

“Luckily for you three, me and Agent Braveheart have been preparing our master plan!”

Frida

“Braveheart’s here?”

The massive hooded figure walks up behind them

Braveheart

“Yes... yes I am... now c’mon, we have work to do...”

The end