Happy Suck Day

***Happy Suck Day**,* also known as ***Happy Suck Day To Me***, is the fourth episode from the first season of *Perfect Hair Forever*. It first aired on December 11th, 2005 on *[Adult Swim]*.

## Plot

The episode begins with Astronomic Cat flying in space while the Cat-Bun Wars are in-progress. The Young Man and his animals hear the battle from the ditch, which is in the middle of the battlefield. The Young Man tries to use the Hamburger Necklace but is then stolen by Astronomic Cat, along with his hand. The opening sequence plays, which shows neon-colored versions of all the characters around in the dark with Gerald constantly walking. Uncle Grandfather is asked to end the Cat-Bun Wars, due to Brenda causing them. He does so by asking the leaders from the Cat and Bun armies to sign a peace treaty, but they never do so.

Meanwhile, Coiffio demands Model Robot to turn into an A-Bomb (atomic bomb). Model Robot does so, but he then explodes, and sends Coiffio into space. He then sings a short song about Model Robot and drifts back to his spaceship, where Astronomic Cat returns with the Hamburger Necklace and the Young Man's severe hand. Coiffio mistakes the latter for Gerald's hand and assumes that Space Cat killed Gerald and calls Uncle Grandfather on the telephone. Rod then appears and tries to buy his house from him. Coiffio commands the Space Cat to run a background check on him, and shows Rod the severe hand, but Rod confirmed that Gerald isn't dead, and the hand was not his, but he had a "Man Hand" instead. Coiffio was then blown off of his spaceship as Rod squeezes.

At the convenience store where Catman works at, Cat Man sells a 12-pack of beer to a baby. Coiffio then parachutes into the front of the store, just to be run over by the drunk-driving baby and shot by Cat Man before getting up and asking him to turn on all of the lights back into the forest, but is too busy with work. The drunk baby drives into the ditch and gets stuck with the Young Man, and all of his animal companions. The baby cries and his 12-pack of beer is also stolen by the Young Man's Monkey companion for the other animals. The episode ends with Uncle Grandfather taping a porno between a vacuum and cake when he is suddenly held at gunpoint by an Military Policeman.

## **Characters/Cast**

* Gerald Bald Z (Kim Manning) (cameo)
* Uncle Grandfather (Matt Maiellaro)
* Brenda
* Action Hotdog (Will Armstrong) (cameo)
* Coiffio (Dave Willis)
* Astronomic Cat
* Model Robot (Matt Harrigan)
* Rod The Anime God (Matt Maiellaro)
* Catman (Dennis Moloney)
* Young Man (C. Martin Croker)
* Young Man's Animals (Nicholas Day, Matt Harrigan, and C. Martin Croker)
* Sherman the Giraffe (MF Doom)
* Felix the Bear (Nicholas Day)
* Terry/Twisty (cameo)
* Secret Military Policemen (cameo)
* Cats
* Buns
* General Meow
* Commander Bun
* Drunk Baby

## Trivia

* This is the very first episode in the series where Gerald and Action Hotdog are absent from the plot of the episode as they're only shown in the intro. Though, a neon-colored version of Gerald, walking far into the distance, does still appear in the episode's credits. Additionally, Terry/Twisty only appears in the intro and the Inappropriate Comedy Tree (also known as Norman Douglas) is absent. Despite this, Kim Manning, Will Armstrong, Nick Ingkatanuwat (Nicholas), and Dave Hughes are still credited as voices in this episode.
* Interestingly, Gerald's right ear still remains intact on his body in the intro and credits respectively, despite technically being cut off by Brenda in the pilot episode.
* This episode in particular played several stock music compositions.
	+ Cry of Battle, composed by Randy Miller, plays when Astronomic Cat flies.
	+ Tokyo By Night 2, composed by Jay Michaels and Francis Silkstone, plays during Uncle Grandfather's ceasefire between the leaders of the Cat and Bun armies.
	+ Remembrance, composed by Alec Williams and Regan Ryzuk, plays as the background music of Coiffio's song about Model Robot.
	+ Dias Soleados, composed by Steven John, plays as some background music in the Convenience Store of Death.
	+ Shores of Lough Neagh, composed by Andrew Dewar, Paul Kerr, and Laurie Harper, plays when the Drunk Baby drives the car on the road.
* This is very first episode to reveal Felix's own name and speaking role. Interestingly, Felix appears in the ditch with the Young Man and all of his animals at the beginning of the episode before flying off to Apalachicola, using his jetpack, as Sherman told him to pick up some fresh fish and scrod with no tartar for the animals. Though, Felix, along with the Young Man's Flying Monkey companion, was absent with the animal group in "Cat Snatch Fever" and his voice can still be heard when the animals tell the Young Man to jiggle the Hamburger Necklace out of the entrance of the ditch, despite him technically leaving.
* Out of all the animals, the Deer and Elephant from "TiVo Your eBay" and "Cat Snatch Fever" aren't seen with the animal group onscreen, starting with this episode.
* When Coiffio says "I will live on this fanciful ship", he is interrupted by the music playing at his house.
* Coiffio mistakes Gerald as the son to Uncle Grandfather, despite Gerald technically being the nephew of Uncle Grandfather.
* Coiffio's line "Ah, 7 years to pay off my house back", which obviously foreshadows the seventh episode where Rod moves into Coiffio's house.
* When Astronomic Cat is on the computer, the cat can be seen typing the letter "R" twenty-five times.
* When the Drunk Baby is trapped in the ditch with the Young Man and his animals, the Young Man's Flying Monkey companion is nowhere to be seen.

## References & Allusions

* The clown honking sound effect from "The Clowning" episode of *Aqua Teen Hunger Force* can be heard again from Clown Planet at the beginning of the episode.
* Space Ghost can be seen drowning in the waters of Coiffio's pool at one point.
* The infamous baby crying sound effect known as Sound Ideas, HUMAN, BABY-CRYING can be heard by the Drunk Baby.
* The respective opening and ending themes of this episode are based off DangerDoom's "Space Ho's."

## **Quotes**

* **Buns**: La, la, la.
* **Cats**: Meow.
* **Young Man**: Golly, it looks like we're in the middle of a war between hot dog buns, and cats. And I'm certain this war is because someone is mad at the other.
* **Felix The Bear**: Just get us out of here, you dumb son of a bitch.
* **Young Man**: You don't understand.
* **Monkey**: And if you hadn't driven us into this hole, maybe we'd be eating ribs by now.
* **Sherman The Giraffe**: Yeah, or some tacos.
* **Felix The Bear**: I don't want tacos.
* **Zebra**: I'm not eating any rips now.
* **Green Parrot**: Mac 'n Cheese.
* **Young Man:** Okay, animals, assume battle positions. Ten hut.
* **Sherman The Giraffe**: How's about some fish, then?
* **Felix The Bear**: MMM!
* **Unknown Animal**: That sounds good!
* **Young Man**: Come on, everybody, Ten hut.
* **Sherman The Giraffe**: Felix, how's about you slides down to Apalachicola and pick us up a cooler of fresh fish? Some scrod. No tartar.
* **Unknown Animal**: Woo!
* **Unknown Animal**: Sweet!
* **Young Man**: There isn't time for snacking.
* **Sherman The Giraffe**: You might want to use the Hamburger Necklace thing now, son.
* **Young Man**: I suppose it's magical properties could prevail over the evil forces that surround us.
* **Sherman The Giraffe**: It might even could distract the buns and the cats, then we could go out and be out and go do what we's supposed to been doing.
* **Young Man**: I'm not so sure this Hamburger Necklace is magical at all.
* **Sherman The Giraffe**: Wave it around out there
* **Young Man**: Look, animals--
* **Unknown Animal**: Give it a little jiggle.
* **Sherman The Giraffe**: Your doing it wrong.
* **Young Man**: Fine. You happy?
* **Sherman The Giraffe**: Keep your finger on it.
* **Young Man**: Ahh! Hey, that cat took my hand.
* **Sherman The Giraffe**: Swordfish is good.
* **Monkey**: Yeah.
* **Sherman The Giraffe**: Lightly seasoned swordfish.
* **Uncle Grandfather**: No! Brenda, I can't believe you started the Cat-Bun wars. Well, I guess now I got to go and negotiate the cease fire. That is so uncool. I guess you'll just have to...Make it up to me somehow. Heh, heh, heh! I wonder how? General Meow.
* **General Meow**: Meow.
* **Uncle Grandfather**: Commander Bun. Okay, I got somewhere I got to be, so come on, sign it. Come on. Sign it. Sign it. Sign it. Come on. Seriously. Sign it. Sign it. Sign it.
* **Coiffio**: I will live on this fanc-- I will live on this fanciful ship until my house is sold. Model Robot, have you found me a buyer?
* **Model Robot**: Why don't you least it to earn extra income, baby?
* **Coiffio**: What? Why don't you transform into an A-bomb, blow yourself up?
* **Model Robot**: Okay, but why, baby? Why?
* **Coiffio**: Turn into an A-bomb, I say!
* **Model Robot**: Oh, alright.
* **Coiffio**: Oh, now I miss him. Oh, metal butthole. Sweet metal butthole. Want you to know I miss you so f\*\*king (Effing) much. You're were always so boring, were your ancestors transformy? Too bad that you are little burning pieces in my feet. Oh, yeah, what up Pedro? Aeronama! Astro mutt--nut. Space cat, where did you get that Hamburger Necklace and Hand?
* **Astronomic Cat**: Meow.
* **Coiffio**: Oh, you killed Gerald!
* **Astronomic Cat**: Meow.
* **Coiffio**: Good, Aero Nut. What Aero--Space cat? Sweet, sweet relief. See now I can move though prepossessing space! I give you a treat now cat, okay?
* **Astronomic Cat**: Meow.
* **Uncle Grandfather**: Okay, now, cake, you will pretend you are chambermaid, and vacuum cleaner, you're pleasantly surprised. This leads to sex. Okay, quiet, quiet on the set. Quiet. Speed. Happy suck day to me, take-- Damn. Hello.
* **Coiffio**: Hey, Nate.
* **Uncle Grandfather**: Oh, Christ.
* **Coiffio**: Guess what.
* **Uncle Grandfather**: Why?
* **Coiffio**: I killed your son. Ha, ha, ha!
* **Uncle Grandfather**: What are you talking about?
* **Coiffio**: I killed him.
* **Uncle Grandfather**: I don't have a son.
* **Coiffio**: 'Cause I killed him!
* **Uncle Grandfather**: You're retarded.
* **Coiffio**: I killed him.
* **Uncle Grandfather**: Oh, God. I gotta go, 'cause--
* **Coiffio**: 'Cause I killed him!
* **Uncle Grandfather**: Cake and vacuum cleaner are waiting on me.
* **Coiffio**: Yes.
* **Uncle Grandfather**: So leave a message after the tone.
* **Coiffio**: What? What? Boss. I mean b--Boss! Boss!
* **Rod the Anime God**: Psst. Check it out.
* **Coiffio**: What the f\*\*k (Eff) are you?
* **Rod the Anime God**: I'm Rod, the God. How much you want for it?
* **Coiffio**: What are you talking about?
* **Rod the Anime God**: Your crib, dude.
* **Coiffio**: Oh, yeah.
* **Rod the Anime God**: I love sunken living rooms.
* **Coiffio**: You have good taste. But first Astronomic Cat must preform...background check.
* **Astronomic Cat**: Meow.
* **Coiffio**: Go!
* **Rod the Anime God**: What the hell's that cat doing, man?
* **Coiffio**: Aw, chill, Rod. I'm sure you'll pass. Ah, 7 years to pay off my house back.
* **Rod the Anime God**: Dude--
* **Coiffio**: Ha, ha! That's getting weird.
* **Rod the Anime God**: Look, I'd love to just hang out here and watch your cat type the letter "R" 25 times in a row--
* **Coiffio**: I'm smelling this crib, man. Based on my silliness over killing the bald Gerald?
* **Rod the Anime God**: That bald kid? Man, that dude is not dead.
* **Coiffio**: What?
* **Rod the Anime God**: Yeah, I just saw him today, like, today.
* **Coiffio**: Yeah, why, so, yeah. Look at here. I got his hand, man.
* **Rod the Anime God**: No, come on.
* **Coiffio**: Hey, Rod. Hey, Rod.
* **Rod the Anime God**: No, you don't.
* **Coiffio**: What are you walking about?
* **Rod the Anime God**: I mean, look at all this hair.
* **Coiffio**: What?
* **Rod the Anime God**: What you got there is a man hand.
* **Coiffio**: Oh, no. Oh, no. Don't do this. Come on!
* **Rod the Anime God**: Ah-choo! Oh, man.
* **Cat Man**: Can I see some I.D.? Ah, this kid.
* **Coiffio**: Turn the lights on, Gerald is still alive! Ahh! Cat Man! Attention-- I heard the most disturbing news.
* **Cat Man**: What?
* **Coiffio**: Gerald is still alive.
* **Cat Man**: Who cares?
* **Coiffio**: Aw, Cat Man. Come on, man. We care. Huh.
* **Cat Man**: I don't.
* **Coiffio**: I care about you, Cat Man.
* **Cat Man**: Argh.
* **Coiffio**: Do me a sour, Cat Man. Turn the lights back on in the forest.
* **Cat Man**: I'm busy.
* **Coiffio**: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No man. Whenever you get a window, man? Like right now!
* **Drunk Baby**: Ha, ha, ha!
* **Young Man**: What is the-- Now what? Argh! First I get trapped in a hole with smelly animals who bicker, then my hand is severed, now I have to care for a drunk baby.
* **Sherman The Giraffe**: W-w-would you eat that?
* **Young Man**: Drunk Baby?
* **Sherman The Giraffe**: Put some sauce on his face.
* **Young Man**: I'm afraid you'll have to find another place to live.
* **Monkey**: Hang on. Baby's got a 12-pack.
* **Zebra**: Woo-wee!
* **Sherman The Giraffe**: Don't be stingy. Pop the top, throw it up here.
* **Young Man**: Oh, you animals are incorrigible.
* **Uncle Grandfather**: Vacuum cleaner bend cake over. That's right. And then you... That's it. Rated R. Frost this bag. Frost this bag. Frost this bag. Frost this bag. Oh, my god. Oh, hi. Can you get this vacuum cleaner to fuck this cake?

## **Links**

* http://www.adultswim.com/videos/perfect-hair-forever/happy-suck-day-to-me