S7live: "Sleep In A Bucket Party Game (and Triggers)"

## Games(s)

*SLEEP IN A BUCKET*

*Triggers*

## Beer(s)

Lakewood Lager (Lakewood Brewing Company)

Lava Rock Porter (Dick's Brewing Company)

## Navigation

**"Sleep In A Bucket Party Game (and Triggers)"** is a special live stream episode in the seventh season of the series *Beer and Board Games*. Instead of the regular programming of edited *Beer and Board Games* episodes, the episode was streamed live for the general public on December 14, 2017. The guests were David Rodriguez and Brandon Jensen.

## Notes

* The beer featured in this episode was Lakewood Lager by Lakewood Brewing Company (available year-round, 4.6% alcohol). Matt sipping a little bit from his glass, "I wish I could have a whole one of these because it's really good." Aaron agrees, "That is really good, oh wow." Aaron continues, "It's got a bit of bitterness and sweetness." Matt, "Good balance."
* In this special live episode, the audience was able to order shots of hard liquor for the cast. The liquors available for the night were Bailey's Salted Caramel, Bulleit Bourbon, and Mount Royal Canadian Whisky.
* Aaron reveals that Emre Cihangir, Aaron's co-host on his gaming channel, has vowed to get a tattoo of Feuhorbe's face as a tramp stamp if he doesn't lose 70 lbs by the end of the following year. Matt shows solidarity as he has faced a similar situation years back to lose weight (not necessarily the tramp stamp).
* Aaron brings out the Lava Rock Porter (for Round Two of beers in a typical episode) at the 35 minute mark.
* Matt complains about clinking one's glasses during toasts.
* Aaron complains about the writing of *The Walking Dead* and says he reads The A.V. Club summary of the episodes.
* Matt reveals that he takes off his clothes when he's getting a hair cut, which is why Tona cuts his hair at home.
* One hour and fifteen minutes into the stream, Aaron's neighbor opens the door and promptly closes it. Aaron suspects that they opened the wrong door because they were drawn to all the shouts. Aaron pretty much only knows them for their shouting.
* Matt points in a random direction to indicate David's phone and David takes offense to Matt pointing. Matt reiterates and points at a shot glass and everyone starts using the shot glass as a phone. Aaron calls in as Paris Hilton and Brandon calls in as Alexander Graham Bell. Matt and David play themselves.
* Matt accuses David of dressing like Trump at a holiday party. David reveals that he and Matt embraced a lot during this event.
* Brandon and Matt reveal how they got their scars.
* As David monologues as a Southerner, Aaron sticks his hoodie straps into his nose holes and plays with them.
* David talks about his experience with a medical emergency. Matt gets called out for showing little interest in his story.
* When Matt challenged everyone to "Make me laugh," Brandon let out a loud fart immediately making Matt laugh, losing the game.
* Brandon audibly farts more than a few times in this episode. Brandon's toots prompt Courtney to run out the door.
* David came to the show on an empty stomach and gets drunk fairly quickly into the show.

## Original Characters

* David Rodriguez as a Southerner
* Matt Sloan as Baby Cookie. She makes a special appearance live.

## Impressions

* Matt Sloan as a BBC reporter: "Now on Big Black Cock 2, the frost report."
* Matt Sloan as "Borat"

## Songs

* "The Babadook Theme Song" sung to the tune of "Mahna Mahna" (the Muppets), sung by Matt Sloan and Aaron Yonda
	+ Lyrics (Modified): "Babadook, Do do do do do do. Babadook. Do do do do do. Ah Babadook. Do do do do do do do do do do do do, David's too scared to finish watching. Haaaaaaaaa!"

* "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" (Dr. Seuss, Albert Hague, and Thurl Ravenscroft), sung by David and Aaron
	+ Lyrics (Modified): "You're a mean one, Mr. Cock. In a car wash full of dicks! There's a thousand over here and another thousand there. Mr. Dick. And that one is covered in hair!"

* "Banana Phone" (Raffi), sung by Brandon
	+ Lyrics [Shortened]: "Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone."

* Brandon's improv song, an ode to a fan
	+ He sings about what he does on the internet, which is composing and performing music.

* "My Favorite Things" (*The Sound of Music*), sung by Matt
	+ Lyrics (Modified): "Blow jobs and hand jobs and sex in the bedroom."

* "Oops!... I Did It Again" (Brittany Spears), sung by everyone
	+ Lyrics (Modified): "Oops I made a mistakes. I fucked my landlord."

* "Wannabe" (Spice Girls), sung by Brandon and Aaron

* "Baby, It's Cold Outside" (Frank Loesser), sung by David

* "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" (Dr. Seuss, Albert Hague, and Thurl Ravenscroft), sung by David
	+ Lyrics [Shortened]: "My feet are small. It's so tiny that I can walk on dinosaur eggs."

* "Worst rap song in the world" sung in imitation of Eminem by Brandon and David

## Nicknames

* David Rodriguez - "Old David"
* Courtney Collins - "Co-hort-ney" and "Co-orc-ney"
* Brandon Jensen - "Like a Dylan replacement"

## Memorable Quotes

**Aaron**: *"Matt's not going to be doing it because of the things that he does in his lifestyle."* [Explaining the lack of Matt's stein]
**Matt**: "*I feel as though that's an implicit criticism of my style.*"
**Aaron**: "*Because you do things in your lifestyle, I'm somehow criticizing you?*"
**David**: "*Nobody cares that you're a homosexual.*"
**Matt**: "*That's the problem.*"
**David**: *"Says it on his shirt."* [as David points to an emblem on Matt's shirt and Matt looks]

**Matt and Aaron (imitating Brandon)**: "*I'm going to give you that vitamin D. Magnesium.*"

**Matt**: *"My body would fill up quickly."* [referring to the scenario if all his friends' names had to be tattooed on him]
**David**: "*You can dictate the size.*"
**Matt**: "*Right. Number 22. Demolish. . .*"
**Aaron**: "*Wait, I just have to say. That's something that I bet you've never said before. My body would fill up quickly.*"
**Matt**: "*I say it every time I go to a buffet.*"

**David**: "*You think they're they're they're. You think they're they're they're. You think they're they're they're watching right now?*"
**Aaron**: "*No.*"
**Matt**: "*I thought you were transforming into a techno song.*"
**David**: "*I started out with an actual stutter but I liked it.*"

**Matt**: *"He was going to play it cool and realized he couldn't."* [After David has his first shot of Jepsen's Malort]

35 minute mark

**Matt**: "*I have a question for you as a chef.*"
**David**: "*I'm listening.*"
**Matt**: "*Are there any ingredients that you don't like or don't use, not because you don't like the way they taste but you don't think they are good ingredients.*"
**David**: "*Corn starch. Very very rarely. Because it's to me, of all of the shortcuts there are in cooking it's the cheapest. So like, people use it to thicken sauce and gravy. And there's actual ways to do those things to enhance the flavor. So if you don't cook a gravy down for instance or a sauce down, the flavors aren't going to be as dense.*"

**Aaron**: "*I have a question for you as a chef.*"
**David**: "*Canada.*"
**Aaron**: "*What is 432 divided by 6?*"
**David**: "*I don't know.*"
**Brandon**: "*It's cornstarch. The answer is cornstarch.*"
**David**: "*If you asked me as a citizen I would have told you but as a chef I don't fucking know.*"

**Aaron**: "*What's even happening?*"
**Brandon**: *"Get mauled by care bears, that's what's happening. Sounds erotic."* [As he reads his cards]

**Brandon**: "*Thank Jeeves.*"
**Aaron**: "*Yeah, Thanks Jeeves. That was a good website ten fifteen years ago.*"

**Matt (imitating Aaron)**: "*Looks like my meat's back on the menu.*"

**Matt**: "*I just—Without thinking of it spelled surprise the English way. I spelled it with an s.*"
**Aaron**: "*That's how it is spelled.*"
**Matt**: "*It's not spelled with a z?*"
**Aaron**: "*No!*"
**Brandon**: "*The hip-hop way is with a z.*"
**Aaron**: "*Only at Chuck E. Cheese's is it spelled with a z.*"
**Courtney**: "*Cookie would spell it with a z.*"
**Matt**: "*So I spelled it right but I thought. . . I don't know. Okay. Confused.*"
**David**: "*You spelled it the biblical way.*"

**David**: "*For ten bucks you get yourself a Little Caesars and sit your fat ass down and watch this shit.*"
**Brandon**: "*You get your little seizure and watch this shit.*"
**Matt**: "*Excuse me. I'm having a little seizure.*"
**David**: "*Sit your fat ass down.*"
**Matt**: "*I thought my fat ass was sitting down but it's so fat that I'm constantly sitting.*"

**Matt**: "*Ba-be-bi. Ba-be-bi.*"

**David**: *"One thing that always surprised me was the number of gay men that watch this show."* [Hesitantly speaking, his fingers covering his mouth]
**Aaron**: "*Why are you covering your mouth?*"
**David**: "*I'm just resting my face.*"
**Matt (imitating David)**: *"I'm just resting my face. I have important information. It's a really funny joke—."* [Covering his mouth]
**Aaron (imitating David)**: *"No one would be able to prove I ever said this."* [Covering his mouth]

**David**: "*If they're not open I'm going to break in and make it my fucking self.*"

**Brandon**: "*Everyone over 30 that drank that has died within the next 80 years.*"
**Aaron**: "*That's a true statistic here on Beer and Board Games from Brandon. Brandon has other true statistics at BrandonsTrueBullshitFuck.Org*"

**David**: "*You don't go to the mall do you?*"
**Matt**: "*I don't go to the mall yet but I will when I gotta fart.*"

**Matt**: "*My phone has morals.*"

**Matt**: "*You're saying you have no platonic female friends.*"
**Aaron**: "*No I do. But I'm saying they're all hot for me. Oh I didn't really say that did I. I'm just kidding. Just kidding.*"

Two hour mark

**David**: "*Hashtag HETOO*"

**Brandon**: "*My female friends are all platonicly deceased.*"

**Brandon**: "*My mom's a fluffer.*"

**Aaron**: "*See what you've done? You've driven her to the outside of the apartment.*"

**David**: "*But I'm going to pee on the toilet.*"
**Aaron**: "*Pee in it*"

* Additionally, according to Aaron, David is alleged to have said, "Either you have a dick or you don't."