The Loudest House!

**The Loudest House!** is the 1st episode of The Loudest House!

Next episode: Back To School

## Synopsis:

An introduction into the series. Lisa gives you an inside look in a typical day for the Loud family.

## Character appearances:

* Lisa Loud
* Lincoln Loud
* Lola Loud
* Lana Loud
* Lucy Loud
* Lily Loud
* Lynn Loud
* Luan Loud
* Luna Loud
* Lori Loud
* Leni Loud
* Lynn Loud Sr
* Rita Loud

## Transcript:

On a Saturday afternoon, Lisa was working on an experiment in her room.

Her siblings came bursting in.

Lincoln: You gotta help us!

Lisa: Oh brother. What is it now?

Lisa turned towards her desk.

Lisa (to viewers): This is exactly a typical day in the Loud house. My siblings need MY help. Like they do every day.

Lisa turned back to her siblings.

Lisa: As you can see, I'm extremely busy.

Lola: Oh yeah? Well, we need help with our homework.

Lisa rolled her eyes.

Lisa: I knew it. Go ask mom and dad!

Lincoln: Fine!

Lana: But I have to write a paragraph about frogs! You'd know what to write.

Lisa: Just leave. Please.

Lincoln: Fine, fine. We'll go.

Lisa: Thank you!

The siblings left.

Lisa: Perfect. Now where was I?

~ ~ ~

That evening, the siblings were crowded around the TV arguing over what to watch.

Lincoln: Well, the new episode of AAARGH! is on tonight! I NEED to see it!

Lola: Well, I taped my beauty pageant wins. I need to see me strut my stuff again!

Lana: Well, I wanna catch up on Amphibia! Lucas and Marcus said the finale was epic!

Lucy: Pass. I need to see the new Vampires of Melancholia tonight.

Lily: New Arthur. New Arthur!

Lynn: And the sport's channel! I need to see who won the game!

Luan: Well, I wanted to binge watch the old episodes of iCarly!

Luna: And Mick Swagger's documentary!

Leni: And the fashion channel!

Lori: I so can't wait till I get my own place.

Lisa jumped up on the table.

Lisa: QUIIIIIIIIIET!!!

The siblings looked at Lisa.

Lisa: Stop arguing NOW! I'M watching something.

Rita and Lynn Sr came in.

Lynn Sr: Lisa's right. It's her turn to watch something she wants tonight.

Rita: Yeah. It's Saturday. Which means it's Lisa's turn.

Lynn Sr: Why don't you help me prepare dinner?

The siblings grumbled.

Lynn: Ugh. Fine.

The siblings left the living room and followed Lynn Sr to the kitchen.

Lisa: Finally! I missed the Descendants 3 premiere. Robert and Riley told me it would be epic!

Lisa switched on the TV.

~ ~ ~

Meanwhile, the siblings were in the kitchen all glum.

Lynn Sr: Why the long faces?

Lori: You literally don't get it!

Leni: Get what?

Lincoln: Lisa gets EVERYTHING she wants.

Lily: It's poo poo.

Rita: Lisa gets as much as you all do. Tonight just happens to be her turn for the TV.

Lynn Sr: If it makes any of you feel better, I'm making pizza.

Lana: Oh yes! Pizza!

Lynn Sr: Yep! And you can choose your toppings.

Lincoln: Sweet!

~ ~ ~

After dinner, Lisa headed to the bathroom.

There was a long line.

Lisa: You've got to be kidding me!

Lincoln: Sorry, sis. But Lola was the first one in. And you know what that means.

Lisa grumbled.

Lana: Well, I don't know why I'm standing in line.

Lisa: Look at you. You're filthy. Mom said you needed to take a shower. And you chose now.

Lana: Eh. I can wait one night.

Lana raised her hand.

Her armpits were extremely smelly.

Lisa put Lana's hand down.

Lisa: I wouldn't.

~ ~ ~

After a while, Lola left the bathroom.

The other siblings glared at Lola.

Lola: What? You want me to have a good beauty sleep. Don't you?

Lisa rolled her eyes and headed in the bathroom.

~ ~ ~

Lisa came out of the bathroom and headed to her room.

Lily was in her crib.

Lisa: Good night Lily.

Lily: Nighty night!

Lisa went to her bed and lied down.

She turned off the light and closed her eyes.

Lisa: This was a good day.