Bottles of Beer

## Lyrics

[Verse 1: PuffPuff Humbert]

I was chilling with my bud, Sam Adams

We get a call from Miller, the man was having spasms

And he said, "dude get dressed, there's not a chance in hell

That we could miss this keg party up in San Miguel"

"Do I have to go out, dude?"

"No, but that Mexican chick Corona's there

And she's been asking about you."

I hung up the phone. It's time to get dressed, I

Put on my magic hat and my shirt with the red stripe

We hit a bush dodging traffic as we passed by 'em

In that killian's red charger with the fat tires

We drove around for like half the night

Luckily the blue moon provided natural light

We rolled up to the party, everybody was rocking

Playing beck's old single on that iPod dock and

That's where it's at, my ears were all ringing

The party crowd was getting loud, and everyone was all singing

[Chorus: PuffPuff Humbert]

99 bottles of beer on the wall

99 bottles of beer

You take one down, you pass it around

You got 99 bottles of beer on the wall

99 bottles of beer on the wall

99 bottles of beer

You take one down, you pass it around

You got 99 bottles of beer on the wall

[Verse 2: PuffPuff Humbert]

Now everyone was crammed in the basement, wasted

Even Asahi, that foreign exchange kid

He was just in Kingfisher, wreckin' his Vette

Like "automobile" big leck

I poured myself a brew and drank half the glass

This ugly moosehead chick kept grabbing my ass

I told that ugly harp that she could go to hella

And then I saw Corona, and she was looking ste-ste-stellar

And down to have some fun, she

Was still a freshman, a youngling with a tongue-ring

The alcohol was all clouding my thinking

So I slapped her on the hiney can I get you a drink? And

She said, "Ha! You're totally cute

And if you fetch me a beer, I'll let you touch my boob."

Hell yeah, I went to get her a drink, then

The party started moving, and everybody started singing:

[Chorus: PuffPuff Humbert]

99 bottles of beer on the wall

99 bottles of beer

You take one down, you pass it around

You got 99 bottles of beer on the wall

99 bottles of beer on the wall

99 bottles of beer

You take one down, you pass it around

You got 99 bottles of beer on the wall

[Verse 3: PuffPuff Humbert]

Now Corona's ex-boyfriend started talking to me

His foster parents nicknamed him Milwaukee's beast

'Cause dude was big enough that he could tackle the world

He was like "Hey Broski, you're jacking my girl

I should bust your skull, you look like a queer

I'm gonna challenge you to a game of beer pong."

"Of course, challenge accepted"

You can call me Guinness, 'cause I'm touting the record."

Beer pong's my game, and with my shoulder cocked

I bounced that ball in the cup like a rolling rock

We played for a while, and I was wooing them when

I showed everyone who'd win the blue ribbon... (pabst!)

And Corona was like, "Wow!

You can totally touch my boob now"

I was El Presidente or maybe a king

With my Corona in my new castle, and everybody started singing:

[Chorus: PuffPuff Humbert]

99 bottles of beer on the wall

99 bottles of beer

You take one down, you pass it around

You got 99 bottles of beer on the wall

99 bottles of beer on the wall

99 bottles of beer

You take one down, you pass it around

You got 99 bottles of beer on the wall

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