Slade

**Slade** my buddy Slade

## Appearance & Personality

### Appearance

Slade is just short of 6 feet at 5'11 but any time someone asks for his height he lies and says he is 6'1 (but sometimes he will lie even MORE and say he is 6'2). His dark brown hair is a horrendous mess of a greasy overgrown mullet because he only cuts the particular parts of his hair that bother him and never trims it all at once. Speaking of things that are greasy he is overall a very greasy man and his skin is definitely oily to the touch and he has a few zits and shit like that. He is also EXTREMELY pale because he likes to reside indoors and only likes being outside once the sun is down. He is pretty much skin and bones as most of his diet is just cigarettes; a very lanky boy. All of this doubled with the fact that he has insanely dark eye bags and always wears a black leather trench coat makes him look like a walking corpse. Underneath his trench coat he usually wears band t-shirts that range from fairly popular punk and alt-rock to bands that only he and five other people know of their existence. He also usually wears ripped jeans or other similar sorts of loose durable pants. He also has a variety of piercings; with an industrial on his left ear and two lobe piercings on both ears as well as a tongue piercing.
### Personality

Slade is a strange individual. He spends most of his time at gas stations and in particular the 7/11 Sai works at because he got banned from the one at home. He doesn't even really do anything besides loiter and talk to people until they just straight up leave. Other than his daily gas station loitering he likes to walk around at night, sometimes listening to music and sometimes not. The only thing he genuinely cares about is music and is constantly going to local shows. Despite how much he talks to people it's always random bullshit and he's actually a very mysterious person. No one knows if his real name is even Slade or not, and absolutely nothing is known about his home life.
Although he seems like a basket case (and he is) every once in a while he will say something that indicates he's wiser than he lets on, but that side comes out very rarely. People also can't tell if he acts socially unaware on purpose because he enjoys messing with people or if he's actually just that strange (it's a little bit of both but mostly the latter). Overall Slade isn't a bad guy, he is just kind of drifting through life and enjoys npcing around. He also seems to hold very little regard for his well being as he does pretty much any drug he can get his hands on (which luckily isn't much given that almost no one can stand talking to him) and lacks basic hygiene. It is unknown if he even has a place to sleep.
Even though Slade appears sociable given that he will talk to anyone, he greatly lacks charisma and after a few conversations with him you will pick up on the fact that he just kind of talks to people to pass the time and doesn't form actual relationships. His thoughts and motivations are a complete enigma and that, along with his appearance and otherwise just general off putting behaviors, is why most people are quite unnerved by him or get this deep sense of wrongness about him. Like there's just an itch in your brain where you can tell something is wrong with him mentally.
## Relations

* Family
* Other

* Not much is known about Slade's relationship with his father other than the fact that it is bad.

* Not much is known about Slade's relationship with his mother other than the fact that it is bad.

* early encounters
* The Happening
* the leaving event

* Slade enjoys going to Sai's work and conversing with him even if Sai doesn't dignify him with a response 99% of the time.

* sai is his BEST FRIEND EVER!!!!! and their friendship is still weird and detached enough where slade can bond without feeling like anything is Too Real. but he genuinely loves sai platonically he just doesn't realize it and WOULD kill for him, Genuinely.

* Guy who left because he formed a human bond.

* Before Sai it was Billie Greener who worked at the 7/11 and was always high so he didn't give a fuck if Slade stayed there. Even though Billie Greener genuinely probably said about Two Words to Slade over the entire course of them knowing each other, he appreciates the fact that he let him stay in the 7/11 and thinks he was an awesome and wise person. Too bad he left.

### History

Pre-Wadeport

* he was born
* the horrors
* the horrors
* he goes to dooling catholic school
* the horrors
* the 100 dollar coin/mall fountain incidents
* the horrors
* he runs away at age 12
* the horrors
* the horrors
* the horrors
* the horrors
* the horrors

Wadeport

* he meets sai and they become very close
* he leaves wadeport permanently after sai says he cares about him while sober (he got Scared)

Post Wadeport

* he gets raptured
* dies of a heroin overdose at 22

## other

* TOP 10 POSSIBLE SLADE DEATH SCENARIOS:
	+ 1. DRIVING HIS MOTORCYCLE INTO A HURRICANE
	+ 2. DRIVING HIS CAR INTO A TORNADO
	+ 3. AIDS
	+ 4. GETTING TRAMPLED IN THE PIT OF A CONCERT
	+ 5. AUTO EROTIC ASPHYXIATION
	+ 6. HEROIN OVERDOSE
	+ 7. THE BAD TRIP INCIDENT
	+ 8. MURDERED
	+ 9. HYPOTHERMIA FROM SLEEPING OUTSIDE IN COLD
	+ 10. BEING THUMPED TO DEATH
* He likes milfs. A lot.
* He really likes small things
* He was the guy who started calling Roach by that name in like the start of middle school but then he dropped out and NO ONE remembers he started it
* Hands you his gum
* He has a gummy bart tattoo underneath his right nipple
* He lika the Smiths
* the only people he can get along with are milfs, children, and drug users. everyone else he hates
* He likes birth and impregnation and pregnancy and the cycle of life.
* he HATES abortion
* his favorite food is burgers
* He really likes music. Some of his favorites bands are The Smiths, System of a Down, Nirvana, The Garden, The Pixies, Radiohead, Nine Inch Nails, Soundgarden, TOOL, Alice in Chains, Sex Pistols, The Doors, The Clash, Mr. Bungle, Faith No More, Siouxsie and the Banshees, and GG Allin.
* He likes to watch medicine commercials that list all the possible side effects