Conker the Squirrel

## Powers & Abilities

* **Cleverness:** With his nutty little brain, he can solve most problems and puzzles he comes across. Or simly tricks enemies.
* **Jumping:** Can jump about twice his height.
* **Ground Pound:** Jumps into the air and slams back down.
* **Helicopter Tail:** Can use his tail to hover for a brief period of time, it allows him to cross small gaps, but cannot gain ant additional height and only lasts a few seconds.
* **Anvil Transformation:** Can transform into an anvil and slam down onto opponents.
* **Urination:** if he needs to extinguish fiery foes... he will literally pee on them, and can reach a good distance for long periods of time.
* **Hammerspace:** With this very special ability, he can pull out any item he wants at any given time.
* **Fourth Wall Awareness:** Should something ever happen to his game, he can literally talk with the developers to help him out.

## Equipment

* **Frying Pan:** Can stun most enemies around his size in one strike.
* **Slingshot:** Launches acorns, used to attack enemies from or a distance or activate switches, it´s capable of reducing giant dung beetles to giblets.
* **Flamethrower**
* **Pocket Watch:** Can hypnotize his enemies to tame them and get them on his side, even a rampaging T-Rex.
* **Chainsaw**
* **Shotgun**
* **Twin Submachine Gun**
* **Laser-Guided Crossbow**
* **Two Bricks:** Carries two bricks that he slams together, with enough fore to harm... balls of literal brass.
* **Dynamite and Trigger:** Used to blow up boulders.
* **Throwing Knives:** Tosses these with fairly impressive accuracy, there used to cut rope and electrical wires.
* **Goggles and Snorkel:** Allows Conker to breathe underwater.
* **Rocket Launcher**
* **Katana**
* **Mecha Suit:** A large yellow mech suit with claw hands, used primarily for close-range combat. Capable of lifting up a giant Xenomorph by the tail and spinning it.

## Feats

### Strength

* Hits a giant, stone gargoyle with enough force to make him flinch.
* Can lift and carry objects roughly his size without much effort.
* Pressed a comically oversized button on a giant robot with one punch.
* Threw a giant nee hive several times hits own size into the air.
* Smacked two large brass balls across a room with his frying pan.
* Pushed a big boulder around.
* SLices the head off a Xenomorph with a samurai sword.
* Digs through patches of soft dirt to reath inaccessible areas.

### Speed

* Outran giant wasps while carrying a beehive much bigger than himself.
* Dodged ontercontinental missiles.
* Casually dodges bullets.
* Can run faster on all four legs.

### Durability

* Survived being stung by giant wasp multiple times repeatedly.
* Survived falls from great heights.
* Survived a gargoyle´s swipe that drew blood.
* Shook off a fall from a waterfall.
* Got bounced off the walls of a large room without even scratch.
* Survived an explosion that destroyed the tank he was in.
* Can be bitten by snakes and spiders and keep on going.

### Skills

* Defeated a giant boiler and a giant hay robot.
* Tamed a T-Rex and used it to defeat Buga the Knut.
* Destroyed a giant teddy-shaped tank.
* Rescued Berri and defeated Evil Acorn.
* Defeated Hsstamean, Waldorf, Swamp Fiend, and Siegfried.
* Helped a bee retrive her hive.
* Killed a vampire and survived zombie hordes.
* Fought in a war.
* Assisted in a bank heist.
* Defeated his rival, Honker the Skunk.
* Killed a Xenomorph.
* Flushed the Great Mighy Poo.
* Became king of all the land.

## Weaknesses

* While he may have a lot of options for killing and taking names from far away, he has very few options for attacking at close-range.
* Has no formal combat training.
* Is quite climsy.
* Berri was killed in the bank heist.
* Anything that can kill a normal person can kill him (Despite his feats of durability).
* His luck is absolutely the worst, he always finds himself being thrown into the worst situations one could imagine.
	+ Even his lucky moment of talking to the developers was nothing but luck, if things have worked, he would´ve died right in that fight witht he Xenomorph.