Foo Fighters (Terrorist Organization)

Not to be confused with The Foo Fighters (Fictional Band) and The Foo Fighters (Historical Olympics Team).

### History

The Foo Fighters (Terrorist Organization) were founded in 1967 after the political assassination of Jonathan Pringle, the fourth president of the automotive company Ruhr-Shafen Kooperativ. The founding member Harry "The Extra" Rich was employed at Ruhr-Shafen during the time of the incident and has been documented as being extremely negatively affected by the traumatic scene. In one memoir he writes:

*"The founding of our group deeply seats itself in the incident leading to our great father, Jonathan Pringle, being murdered, a man before his time, who knew what a car company was meant to be. Were it not for his death, our actions may have not been necessary." - Harry Rich in his memoir, Foo for Thought.*

During the time directly after the incident, Harry Rich started stockpiling surplus weapons, and venturing into the CEZ to find anomalous objects to use in their coming campaigns. During this time, he recruited the other three members, Frederick Oscarson Omen, Fineus Isiaeh-Guz and Sam, from a mental institution in Notterham, housing only those three patients.

### Ideology

The Foo Fighters align themselves as what could be thought of as Anarcho-Capitalist, known within Kalkstortzka as Pringlism. This ideology is defined by a strong belief in the doctrines and practices of their martyr, Jonathan Pringle. Their ideology requires a complete reshuffling of society, this is why they often target core infrastructure or high standing political figures. The Foo Fighters strongly believe in their boss's age, as that directly coorelates to their ability as a leader.

Jonathan Pringle strongly believed in a complete deconstruction of the market regulations regarding currency forging and market manipulation. Pringle believed that the strongest market manipulator would always win, and is thus a fair system.

### List of terror incidents caused by The Foo Fighters

#### The Egg

(Speculated) The Egg found in Notterham could have hypothetically been caused by Harry Rich's escapades into the CEZ. More information about his missions has to be acquired before any such accusation can be taken seriously, but is worth a mention due to it being widely speculated

#### The Clown Car Capital Bombing

(Confirmed) In 1998, The Foo Fighters detonated the supply line of a Vladistov Johnson Energy facility, creating a chain reaction of an undisclosed amount of vehicles. Due to the vehicles nuclear power supplies, this naturally caused a major nuclear incident in the surrounding area of the factory. This was supposedly done in response to the release of Krusty-5, the newest line of EVs produced by Vladistov Johnson Energy. Casualty range between 800 children or 150 adults.

#### The Beaver Insurrection

(Confirmed) The Foo Fighters also played a supporting role in The Beaver Insurrection.

#### Broken Masquerade Incident

The Broken Masquerade incident occurred directly after the millennium shift in 2001. The plan was for members of The Foo Fighters to infiltrate the Kalkstortzkan military and form a united attack against central military infrastructure. To identify each other, Foo insurgents wore pink armbands, this is why for some it is remembered as Pink September. The conflict ended on October 1st abruptly after Foo insurgents stormed a military base in northern Kalkstortzka, forcing a stalemate.

## References and citations

1. ↑ https://haasf1team.bamboohr.com/careers/301
2. ↑ https://www.pepsiborninthecarolinas.com/history#:~:text=In%20the%20small%20town%20of,%2C%20nutmeg%2C%20and%20other%20additives.
3. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet\_paper\_orientation
4. ↑ https://www.ica.se/butiker/nara/sundsvall/ica-nara-stode-446/butikserbjudanden/