Hypno-Chicken/Transcript

## A Warm & Cozy Morning

(We open to a shot of the Birds' yard, where a flower is sneezing & then passes out.)

Flower: (Very weakly & shivering) Need. Light! (The flower crawls off into the distance, trying to find light.)

(The camera then pans into the house, where we see Red & Chuck sitting in comfty chairs, drink mugs of warm cocoa.)

Chuck: (Relaxed) How are ya, Red?

Red: (Relaxed) Good. Although the cocoa is hot, I'm cooling it off with the marshmallows.

(Cut to a close up of the hot cocoa being slurped up by Red, & so does the marshmallows.)

Chuck: (Relaxed) How come you don't burn your mouth when drinking that cocoa?

Red: (Relaxed) The cold, nice marshmallows.

(Cut to inside the hot cocoa, where the marshmallows are relaxing in lounge chairs that look like the ones from Red & Chuck.)

Chuck: (Relaxed) Oh yeah. That cool, man. (Him & Red sigh in relief.)

(Soon, a weak moaning sound is heard, & Chuck defends himself with a frying pan.)

Chuck: (Frightened) What's that?!

(The moaning sound gets louder. Red then defends himself with a metal mallet.)

Chuck: (Frightened) It's a zombie!

Matilda: (Off-screen; weakly) No. It's me. (Coughs) Down here.

Red: Oh. It's Matilda. (He & Chuck put away their weapons.)

(Cut down to Matilda, who is weakly crawling on the floor with her tuffs of feathers. Most of her body is frozen.)

Matilda: (Weakly) Need. Warmth.

Red: Oh no! (Red puts on a nurse's cap & rushes her to the fireplace.) Is that okay?

Matilda: (Sighs in relief) Just what I wanted.

Chuck: Lemme guess: Heat problems?

Matilda: (As her body begins to melt.) No. (She holds up a thermometer, which is frozen.) It's the freezing weather outside.

Red: I know. It's suppose to be 50 degrees outside, not 25 degrees.

Chuck: Well, we just need to (flames appear behind him, & his eyes light up as he speaks in a very deep voice.) MELT EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!! (Laughs maniacally.)

Red: (Nervously) Uh, maybe not do that.

Chuck: Aw, come on!

Red: I think the problem's coming from the smashed windows.

Chuck: What about the windows.

Red: Do you not even remember the baseball accident from yesterday?

(Cut to a flashback, where we see Jay, Jake & Jim near the window playing baseball.)

Jim: & go!

(Jay throws the baseball, but he is knocked unconscious as soon as the ball hits the wall, & then the ball loops around the house & smashes the top window, knocks Jake out as it loops back to him, & smashes the bottom window as the ball loops again & knocks Jim unconscious as the ball loops around again & hits him.)

(End of flashback.)

Red: & that's why we never EVER play baseball near windows!!!!!!

Chuck: So that's why to you grounded them.

Red: But don't worry. I'll forgive them tonight.

Chuck: Oh, good.

Chuck: Now, if we want our cold, freezing friend to stay warm, we need her to faint & put her near the fireplace all day!

Matilda: (Angrily) Did you even forget about my (Holds up a bag of "Non-fainting" pills.) Doctor's appointment?

Chuck: Oh yeah. I forgot.

Red: Well, if she ate that pill, we need to find a way to make her faint without actually making her faint.

Chuck: (Thinks) Hmm... (A lightbulb appears over his head, but it freezes as a cool wind blows.) Aha! I got it!

(A gold pendulum swings across the screen as a screen-transition & it cuts to Red's Room.)

## Hypnotizing Matilda

(The trio enter Red's Room.)

Chuck: You'll find, my dear friends, that I took my mental mind off of a my most serious problems with (Dramatic voice) hypnosis!

Red: Well, I'm glad you know that secret! What I'm asking is how'd you know that.

Chuck: My therapist explained the word to me!

Red: Ah.

Matilda: You really sure this will help?

Chuck: Of course it will! You just need to sit in the shapeshifting chair... (He presses a red button next to the wall.) Which I cleverly found thanks to Red.

Red: (muttering) Angry apples. I knew I should've hidden that button.

Matilda: Ya should've.

Red: (His eyes set on fire & he grows sharp teeth. Deep voice) I. WILL. END. YOU!!!!!!!

Matilda: (She shrieks & frightfully sits in the chair, but she freezes up again & her whole body is encased in a large box of ice. She shrieks again.) Why was the chair cold!?

Red: Whoops! Sorry! I forgot to put the "Comfty mode" on! (He pulls out a remote for the chair & hits the blue button & cushions on the chair pop up.)

Matilda: Ahh. Much better.

Chuck: (Holds a gold pendulum.) I got the pendulum!

Red: Great!

(Chuck walks up to the chair & swings the pendulum back & forth.)

Chuck: (Dramatic voice) You're now getting very sleepy...

Matilda: (She looks at the pendulum, but doesn't sleep.) Yeah, this isn't working.

Chuck: (Groans) But the computer said worked on chickens.

Matilda: But you searched for "Hypnotizing chickens" & looked on the bottom of the images & saw birds being hypnotized by pendulums.

Chuck: (He rushes into his room & looks on his computer, & sees that Matilda was right.) Oh. I looked at the wrong thing again.

(Chuck rushes back into the room.)

Red: Well, I used my laptop & looked up "How to hypnotize chickens" & we need to use the yellow (He holds up a yellow chalk while imitating a drumroll; dramatic voice) A chalk!

Chuck: Hey! Only I get to do the dramatic voice.

Red: I don't care!

(Matilda gets off the chair.)

Matilda: Well, Red lost his mind. (She starts to leave the room, but Red stops him.) I'm outta here.

Red: But it's true! (He pushes Matilda back into the room.)

Matilda: Alright. Show me what you got.

(Red lays down the chalk & draws a line with it. Matilda is entranced by it & starts to fall asleep, collasping to the floor.)

Red: Perfect!

Chuck: Good! Now we can put her near the-- (Red glares at him.) fine.

Red: We just need to find her somewhere warm. (He pulls up a map of Bird City.)

Chuck: Of course! The volcano!

(The picture of the map grows larger & soon the picture turns into the real volcano, which Red, Chuck & hypnotized Matilda (Who is being carried) preceed to climb.)

Red: Perfect! All the way to the top!

Chuck: Here's a little secret. When I throw I stick in there, it erupts a large furnace of flames!

(Chuck throws a stick in the volcano & it erupts a humongous furnace of flames.)

Red: Where did you learn about theses stuff?!?!

Chuck: (Nervously) Uh, the Internet?

(Red knocks Chuck into the volcano & he screams as he does so, & Chuck screams as he drowns in the lava.)

Red: Now to set Matilda near the volcano!

(Red proceeds to place Matilda near the furnace of flames.)

Red's Thoughts: Well, that is good of you, Red, but I think Matilda's wanting to cool down.

Red: (To his thoughts) What makes you think-- (He looks at Matilda, who's tuft of feathers is on fire.) Oh. (To the viewers) I think we need to head to the Bird Beach.

Chuck: (Off-screen) & I think it's time for me to get revenge on thee for throwing me into a volcano! (Chuck comes out of the volcano, now as a skeleton with his eyes remaning. He grabs his skull & throws it at Red, who tumbles down the volcano screaming.)

## Losing Our Minds

(Red & Chuck are now at the Bird City beach, where Matildais being laid in the water.)

Red: Good! This should extinguish the flames.

Chuck: Good! Now we just leave you & Matilda here because you were the one who knocked me off that volcano!

Red: I'm sorry. Better?

Chuck: Yes!

Red: Now we just have to (Both begin to leave.) leave her her until she wakes up in 10 minutes.

(A wave is seen sweeping up Matilda out to sea. Both Birds turn around & gasp in shock as they swim to the rescue & bring her back to shore.)

Red: (Panting) This is gonna be harder than I thought.

(Cut to a montage of Red & Chuckrushing to hot & cold places. Cut to Red & Chuck running violently, carrying Matilda.)

Red; RUN FASTER!!!!!

Chuck: DO YOU THINK I'M A TURTLE!!!!?!

(Red keeps running until he finally snaps.)

Red: (Shouting) ***I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!***

## The Solution was Right In Front of Us!

(Cut back to the house, where Red & Chuck are on the couch, exhaustingly holding Matilda.)

Red: (Panting) I can't take it anymore. My feet are tired.

Chuck: (Panting) You don't even have feet.

Red: There's gotta be someway to get Matilda warm.

(Chuck looks up & sees Matilda's room. He gasps.)

Chuck: The answer was right in front of us all along! Red! We need to get Matilda up to her room!

Red: How're we gonna do that, idiot? Our bodies are tired.

Chuck: (Dramatic voice) Then we'll need to travel up the stairs, no matter how hard it is.

(Cut to Red & Chuck climbing up the stairs to Matilda's room, with adventurous music playing in the background. They finally reach her room & put her in her bed.)

Red: (Panting) Yes! We did it! We made it to the top!

(Matilda suddenly wakes up.)

Matilda: (Dazed) What happened? Oh. Thanks for keeping me w-- (She falls asleep. Red & Chuck chuckle quietly & then fall alseep from stress & exhaustion.)

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