Minisode One: Romancing the Stone

**“***Okay, Russel, you can do this. You are cool, you are confident, you have the gene that makes cilantro taste good, and you have the perfect approach. You can do this.***”**
— **Dr. Russel Stone****, Minisode One: Romancing the Stone**

## Minisode One: Romancing the Stone

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### Transcript

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It's another day, another crop of shenanigans at Jerusalem Urgent Care... Can love find a way?

## Summary

*The following is a summary written for this wiki. It only hits the major points of the episode and, as such, should not be used as a substitute for listening to the episode as intended by the creators.*
Molly Dane is reading her steamy novel at work when Ed calls to set an appointment to get her stiches from the dewclaw incident out. Molly then embarases herself by calling Dr. Stone by his first name before quickly making an appointment and hanging up. Dr. Stone then comes in, looking for staple. Molly goes to get them from the supply closet becase she's taller. The two have a bantery/flirty moment as she gets them and have a tense moment in the closet as Dr. Stone makes a comment on Molly's eyes. The phone rings and Molly rushes out, flushed and trying to pull herself together. It's Lucy calling and Ed tried to take her stitches out herself.

Another day, Dr. Stone is on the phone with his sister, Monica, fretting over his feelings for Molly. She sounds very optimistic about her brother's chances judging from Stone's responses. She hangs up just as Molly comes in to ask about lunch. Molly turns on the charm when he goes for pizza instead of the new vegetarian place, goading him about about a healthcare professional. They then go into talking bout Dr. Stone's rottweilers and other animals before the phone rings again. Ed's eaten a Tide Pod because she was it on the internet.

On yet another day, the A/C is out at Jerusalem Urgent care due to a power outage and it's cold. Dr. Stone and Molly banter yet again, this time about the frog plague. Molly shivers and Dr. Stone gives her his jacket. The phone rings and it's Lucy. Ed has food poisoning from eating the turkey she fried yesterday that has apparently spoiled in the power outage.

A fourth peek into the days of the Jerusalem Urgent Care lives shows Dr. Stone pumping himself up to ask Molly out. Molly shows up and the two very awkwardly dance around wanting to tell the other something. Dr. Stone then talks her up and right before confessing, the phone rings. Molly angerly answers the phone and lays into Ed, telling her she better be in the most unimaginable pain possible to be calling urgent care again. Except it's not Ed. It's Laura Abraham and her son has a fever.

## Notable Events

* Molly and Dr. Stone have several flirtatious and/or sexually tense moments.

## Quotes

**“***You listen to me here and you listen to me good, Ed Tucker. You open your goddamn ears. I want you dying. I want you actively bleeding, rotting, decomposing into a cloud of fungi that will consume your bloated corpse like a starving man. I want your bones shattering into nothing, I want your lungs screaming for air harder than a woman who has learned she is a mother no longer. I want you in unspeakable pain. Then, and only then, should you ever call this urgent care again. Do I make myself clear?***”**
— **Molly Dane****, about to commit murder.**

## Cast and Characters

* Dr. Edison Tucker played by Newton Schottelkotte
* Lucille Kensington played by Madelyn Harvieux
* Molly Dane played by Lucy Brown
* Dr. Russel Stone played by Damitri Mullens
* Laura Abraham played by Newton Schottelkotte
* Monica is present but unheard

## Notes

* Molly states she has been working at Jerusalem Urgent Care for six years.
* Dr. Stone is revealed to have Rottweilers.

* EP 01: The Olive Branch
* EP02: Flight of the Amphibians
* EP03: Hog Wild
* EP04: Ed Tucker Can Die?
* EP05: Glossophobia
* EP06: Tinfoil Isn't Your Color
* EP07 All Fights Reserved
* EP08: Be Not Afraid
* **MS01: Romancing the Stone**
* Season Two Q&A
* MS02: Full Pod
* EP09: Introductions
* EP10: Happy Birthday Edison
* EP11: British Doll
* EP12: Hell Is a Teenage Blogger
* EP13: Retribution Part 1
* EP14: Retribution Part 2
* EP15: Animal Control
* MS03: Plan B(affle)
* EP16: Shir-lock Holmes
* EP17 Dear Listener
* Starfall Crossover: Star vs Star: The Star-cial Network (Starfall Version)
* EP18: T'Shuva
* The Amelia Project Crossover: The Perils of Freelancing
* MS04: Minutes
* EP19: Don't Burn Down the House
* SP01: The Christmas Chronicle
* MF05: Don't Ask, Don't Tell
* Season Three Q&A
* MS06: Whitechapel
* Seen and Not Heard Crossover: Two Jews In A Room Signing
* EP20: Boiling Over
* EP21: Everybody Goes To the Rapture
* EP22: Who's Afraid of Ken Keeler?
* EP23: And the Prom Is Tomorrow
* Forgive Me! Crossover: Forgive Where The Stars Fell
* EP24: Something Other Than the Desperation
* EP25: Probability
* EP26: The Circle: Part 1
* EP27: The Circle: Part 2
* Fawx and Stallion Crossover: The Case of the Deus Ex Machina