Show 323: Dwayne Polzer

The Super Show Season 3 Episode 23: Dwayne Polzer

**Dwayne Polzer Introduction**

Hi, I'm Brian Henson. In this very next episode of The Super Show starring Dwayne Polzer. There's an outbreak of Buzz-Itis. (Clip) Buzz-Itis is the disease that the whole cast came down with buzz-itis, where they sneeze themselves & turns their clothes into the bumble-bee costumes through the whole episode except for Gonzo. (Clip) In this very moment, Lew Zealand was in his bumble-bee costume making his change, this is called "Lew Zealand & His Boomerang Bumble-Bee Act" (Clip) If you watch him throw the bumble-bees away you'll see them flying through the air buzzing around. As you'll see just like The Muppet Show with Roger Miller with Lew Zealand Chicken & His Boomerang Egg Act like this. (Clip From The Muppet Show with Roger Miller) Here's The Super Show starring Dwayne Polzer & the cast turns into bumble-bees in Buzz-itis.

**Cold Open**

Dwayne Polzer tells Scooter that seems quietly around for our show tonight, when things start jumping. Then, the kangaroo starts jumping & everything in the dressing room starts jumping up & down

**Season 3 Opening Theme**

Waldorf: Don't look now, but I think there's penguins among us

**Gonzo's Trumpet**

Butterflies come out of Gonzo's Trumpet

**Stage Curtain**

Kermit welcomes us to our show & says that we're gonna do it again. Kermit asks us to picture this. "Life aboard the may-flower as it sails for the new world in 1620. What must've been like? Probably not like this............"

**Alabamy Bound**

The Pilgrim Penguins & Janessa Beth board the boat called the May-Flower. Janessa Beth & the penguin look through the telescope as we arrived in the new world called "The Plymoth Rock"

**Balcony**

Waldorf: You know I thought the pilgrim fathers were against show business

Statler: They were against entertainment, this doesn't count

(They Chuckle)

Backstage

As the penguins return backstage. Janessa Beth passes Kermit. Janessa Beth sneezes herself & turns her clothes into the bumble-bee costume. Kermit had finally noticed what happened. When Kermit calls Gonzo & tells him that Gonzo was an expert on bumble-bees. Gonzo tells Kermit that there's an outbreak of ......................... Buzz-itis. Buzz-itis is a disaease that anyone can wear bumble-bee costumes including Tigger, Spencer Liff & Snoopy.

Gonzo: That won't be easy either

**Stage Curtain**

Kermit thought it was lucky it'll be one of these evenings & introduces the king of the road named Mr. Dwayne Polzer

**In The Summertime**

Dwayne Polzer gets to sing the number admist the patch of watermelons

**Backstage**

Kermit: Have you always been the bumble-bee?

Scooter tells Kermit that he's workin' pretty hard & Kermit needed the trip. Scooter snezzes & turns his clothes into the bumble-bee costume. Kermit never understands this that they have buzz-itis, including Jessica Lewis, Piglet & Melanee Ann Shale. Kermit notices that Winnie The Pooh was in his bumble-bee costume to go on stage

**Chef Winnie The Pooh**

Winnie The Pooh was in the bumble-bee costume making the Honey Cake. He uses the yellow frosting to spread around the honey cake. Until, it got stuck by the bumble-bee

**Balcony**

Statler: He'd never thought that honey was the bear's favorite thing

Waldorf: You'd never get honey-suckle beehives

(They Chuckle)

**Backstage**

Kermit tells Christian Buenaventura, Robin & Alexandra Palm that there's an outbreak in the theater & we're gonna be in bumble-bee costumes. Kermit tells them to be quiet about it. Dwayne Polzer walks on & sees that we're gonna be in bees. Christian Buenaventura sneezes himself & turns his clothes into the bumble-bee costume. Then, Robin sneezes & wears his bumble-bee costume & Finally, Alexandra Palm sneezes herself & turns her clothes into the bumble-bee costume. Dwayne Polzer says he'll go on stage & not turn into a bee-hive

**Stage Curtain**

Kermit introduces one of Dwayne Polzer's songs that seems particularly nice ones to our show

**Kid Like That**

Dwayne Polzer sings the country number song. As he sings the song, the 3 kids are Katie Polk, Chris Aguilar & Megan Miyahira sneezes & turns the clothes into the bumble-bee costumes.

(**U.S. Spot**) Down At The Ol' Bull & Bush

Tahji Mowry sings the number surrounded by The Anything Muppets at the bar

**Dressing Room**

Kermit walks into the dressing room & tells Dwayne Polzer that he's busy. As Kermit walks in that things have been hetic around here today. Dwayne Polzer asks him how was the show going & Kermit says "Smoothest Show Ever", Kermit was looking forward to Dwayne Polzer's closing number. Billy Biggle enters the dressing room wearing his bumble-bee costume. Billy Biggle buzzes around quickly. Dwayne Polzer liked it. Then, Lew Zealand was in his bumble-bee costume too. Dwayne Polzer tells Lew Zealand that he's gonna do his boomerang fish act. Lew Zealand had to make changes.

Dwayne Polzer: What kind of changes?

Lew Zealand: I'm calling it, Lew Zealand & His Boomerang Bumble-Bee Act

Dwayne Polzer: Really, How does it go?

When Lew Zealand throws the bumble-bees away & the bumble-bees came flying all over the dressing room. Billy Biggle & Kermit liked Lew Zealand's Boomerang Bumble-Bee act he's never seen before

**Shira Roth On Piano**

Shira Roth plays "Pop Goes The Weasel" on the piano. Just before the weasel "Pops", Shira Roth sneezes herself & turns her clothes into the bumble-bee costume.

**Backstage**

Kermit has thrilled that the whole theater was full of bee-hives that attached to the theater. Once again, Kermit calls Gonzo. Kermit says "Gonzo, Do you have that list of everybody that we're wearing bumble-bee costumes". Gonzo says "I sure do Kermit". Gonzo reads the list & says.....................

Gonzo: So far, it's Scooter, Christian, Winnie The Pooh, Shira, Billy Biggle........................

Kermit tells Miss Piggy in the bumble-bee costume to get out of here. Miss Piggy in the bumble-bee costume karates & knocks over Kermit.

Kermit: You wanna add one more name to that list

**Miss Piggy's Poem**

Miss Piggy was in her bumble-bee costume reciting the poem about Bumble-Bees. Michelle Montoya sneezes & turns her clothes into the bumble-bee costume. Michelle Montoya buzzes around like a bumble-bee that she likes honey. Then, Tiffany Burton, Janice & Mark Humphrey turns the clothes into the bumble-bee costumes. As Miss Piggy finishes the poem, Mark, Janice, Tiffany & Michelle buzz around like bumble-bees.

**Balcony**

Statler: These bees sure make for a different show

Waldorf: Yeah, but they all add up to the same ol' bee-hive

S&W: Buzzy-Buzzy-Buzzy-Buzzy, (They Chuckle)

**Stage Curtain**

Kermit was sorry, but it's a very strange thing that have been going on tonight. Kermit turns himself wearing the bumble-bee costume & introduces Dwayne Polzer's closing number

**The Country Melody**

Dwayne Polzer sings the medley of songs surrounded by kids in bumble-bee costumes by singing "You Had A Do Wacka Do", "Dang Me", "My Uncle Used To Love Me But She Died" & "You Can't Roller-Skate In A Buffalo Heard"

**Stage Curtain**

Dwayne Polzer reveals to Kermit in the bumble-bee costume that he once had buzz-itis & assures him in the couple of days it will go away. Gonzo says that until then, Kermit will look great

**Closing Theme**

Due to having buzz-itis. The orchestra pit has been replaced with kids in the bumble-bee costumes for the closing theme, as they appearing in the balcony in place of Statler & Waldorf

Statler & Waldorf are replaced with Chris Aguilar & Alexandra Palm

Chris Aguilar: Boy, they really got into those bumble-bee costumes

Alexandra Palm: Yes, I'd love it, when the gang gets down into buzz-itis on this show

(Chris & Alexandra Chuckles)

**The last note is play by Janessa Beth in the bumble-bee costume**