Death By Request: Special

## Doggerel/Segments featured in intro

*"And now, for the very first time, 1000 Ways to Die presents a new award show...The Deathies."*

### Segments

* Bibli-killed
* Mine Over Splatter
* De-Throned
* Little Person, Big Death
* Mudder Sucked
* Butt F\*\*\*ed
* Pornicated
* Bomb-Bino
* Odds Are You're Dead
* Rub-A-Dubbed Out
* Jersey Gore
* Jaw Boned
* Cardiac-A-Breast
* Deadliest Munch
* Die-Agra
* Gooed Riddance
* Booty Trapped
* Shanks for the Memories
* Re-Tired (412)
* Two Stoopid
* Work Of Fart
* Glow Job
* D. U. Die
* Window Pained
* Tapped Out
* The Chokes On You
* Tanks For Nothing
* Wel-Dead
* Me So Hornet
* Tali-Bombed
* Hertz So Good
* Wrin-Killed
* Amish-Tinguished
* Belly'd Up
* Greased Is The Word
* Squirreled Away
* R.I.P.-PED
* Turtle Waxed
* Anger Damagement
* Ruffed Up
* Samu-Fry
* Tube Snaked
* S\*\*t Canned
* M-R-Ouch!
* Sumowed
* Clay Achin'
* Bad Assid
* Onesie & Donesie
* Cruci-Fried
* Hydro-Co-Done
* African't
* Bad Hair Day
* Habeas Corpse
* UninTented
* Snake Du Jour
* Fin-Ished
* Re-Coiled
* Smoke A Doped
* Dead Heat
* D-Parted
* Succu Offed
* Hang Dunked
* Wet Dream
* Blades of Gory
* Shafted
* Homie-Cide
* Hats All Folks!
* Lawn of the Dead
* Nine Inch Nailed

## The Deathies

"**1000 Ways to Die**" Episode 55.

Originally aired October 24, 2011.

### Sexiest Death

* Runner-Up A: Blood Bath & Beyond

*"About a pervert who gives his head a bath."*

* Runner-Up B: Gum's The Word

*"A gigolo sucks face with a horny granny...and tries to kill the taste with a toxic chemical."*

* Winner: **Washed And Fried**

*"A shocking story about exotic dancers losing their cheerleading!"*

### Historical Death

* Runner-Up A: Vike-O-Done

*"A thousand years before Penicillin was invented,an invincible Viking was defeated by a blood infection"*

* Runner-Up B: My Big Fat Greek Death

*"A Greek peasent becomes his device's first victim."*

* Winner: **Back Stabbed**

*"A Viking tale of brotherly revenge!"'*

### Death During Sex

* Runner-Up A: Gasketballed

*"A story of two lovers who climbed inside a huge basketball...and never got out."*

* Runner-Up B: Orspasm

*"About a woman whose orgasm the slightest touch...a condition which her boyfriend thoght was funny...until he died."*

* Winner: **Ass Phyxiated**

*"About a pluper hupper who dies a happy man."*

### Cosmic Karma

* Runner-Up A: Dead Meat-Eorite

*"A clueless doofus getss drilled by a piece of cosmic."*

* Runner-Up B: Road Killed

*"A back-to-nature hippy chick, gets mouth-to-mouth with a dead racoon... until she beomes roadkill "*

* Winner: **Steward-death**

(No Doggerel)

### Worst Pervert

* Runner-Up A: Crib Your Enthusiasm

*"A man dresses up like a baby...and breaks his neck after a temper tantrum."*

* Runner-Up B: Mercury in Uranus

*"A sicko with a fetish meets his match with a fistful of thermometers."*

* Winner: **Vom-Ate-Dead**

*"A cutie has a thing for hunks...who blew chunks!"*

### Sports Death

* Runner-Up A: Samurai Death Squad

*"A group of Japanese American stage jousting matches...in a suit of armor, with cars."*

* Runner-Up B: Pam Caked!

*"A snorky cheerleader takes on a whole football team."*

* Winner: **Dead Eye**

*"A meathead gym teacher who ends up getting...the shaft."*

### Dumbest Druggie

* Runner-Up A: Curl Up And Die

*"A 70's sweet new hair stylist pops one too many needs and curls up and dies."*

* Runner-Up B: Fecal Attraction

*"A rock and roller runs out of drugs and suffers a brown-out and gets his own gas."'*

* Winner: **Em-Bear-Assed**

(No Doggerel)

### Dumbest Death

* Runner-Up A: Bitch Zapped

*"A horribly head-packed husband watches his wife get mowed down."*

* Runner-Up B: Midnight Choker

*"A bonehead biker drops a cue ball down the wrong hole."*

* Winner: **Boys 2 Dead**

*"A boy band lead singer is heading for a fall!"*

### Most Painful Death

* Runner-Up A: Easy Slider

*"A pool hopper gets nailed on a late shift slide. Ouch."*

* Runner-Up B: Bot-ily Harm

*"A deadly blade spinning robot turns on his master."*

* Winner: **Bad Max**

*"A Cautionary tale of an out-of-control celebrity."*

### Deathiest Death

* Runner-Up A: Fat-ality

*"It serves us a valuable lesson to us all. Self-liposuction... really is a bad idea."*

* Runner-Up B: Chippin Dale

*"A tree trimmer realizes a little too late,a wood chipper doesn't just chip wood."*

* Winner: **Titty Titty Bang Bang**

*"A woman who gets a bad boob job, and they blow up... in her face.*

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