A Fistful Of Clay

**A Fistful Of Clay** is the second episode of Nightmare Fuel TV.

## Featured clips

* An explosive edit of the Sneezing Baby Panda video.
* A strange, bespectacled man appearing on stage speaking an incoherent sentence.
* A metal version of Weebl's song "Amazing Horse".
* A man wearing a large robe (probably a quilt) as he's pelted with leaves from a leaf blower.
* A man in a bandana and sunglasses stating that "No man could possess the power to do something like this."
* Two guys from Mediocre Films pulling harmless pranks on people at the site ShufflePeople.
* A video of an Asian man with a flabby chest dancing to "Marisa Stole the Precious Thing". It reoccurs a few times until he propels against the wall and explodes.
* A clip of a frilled lizard from *Jurassic Park*, with the roar replaced with audio from the Best Cry Ever video.
* Pictures from magazines of kittens with their mouths open, while a girl can be heard screaming, making it seem like the kittens are screaming.
* A clip from "OBAMA MATH", in which a young man attempts to defame Obama.
* A fat man playing a game of Blackjack 21.
* The elderly woman from last episode putting on a mask of a woman's head.
* A recurring series of brief clips involving an unhappy business man at his desk complaining.
* Another close-up of a picture of a cat in a magazine, with that same girl's voice singing "Bow chicka wow wow".
* A clip from an old television show involving a woman trying to escape from a greaser that's locked her in his room.
* Those two guys still talking about blood and bleeding from last episode.
* An explosive take on Hamster On A Piano.
* A man in a wheelchair making strange noises on stage (from the same footage as the second clip).
* An auto-tuned version of the Best Cry Ever video.
* A Nightmare TV music video depicting an Asian town getting nuked, intercut with footage from other disasters, set to "The Beginning Of The End" by Nine Inch Nails.
* Sonny King performing the song "I Cried For You".
* The fat man grabbing a doll and talking lustfully to it. It reoccurs a few times.
* An Elmo doll falling down the stairs as it laughs.
* A clip from Don Hertzfeldt's *Rejected*, in which a cloud character bleeds on the floor screaming "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY......MY ANUS IS BLEEDIN-".
* A kid failing to pronounce "numnah" at a spelling bee.
* A bald man appearing on a set and staring uncomfortably into the camera. It reappears as the ending segment.
* Footage of a black man breakdancing, which gets interrupted by a different video depicting Asian workers creating realistic human body parts for an attraction.
* A black-and-white clip showing a small kid ordering some food from a chimpanzee.
* The infamous Swearing Baby screamer prank.
* A controversial mattress commercial where the salesman dresses up and stereotypically portrays various people of various races appreciating the product.
* The elderly woman in a different woman mask and wig making puckering motions.
* A French music video involving a female singer in a vampire costume and multiple skeleton actors and puppets dancing.
* The band Gwar being interviewed.
* John Kilduff and a woman on treadmills trying to paint, barbecue, and play badminton al at once on an episode of "Let's Paint TV".
* The elderly woman in yet a different face mask, only she actually speaks this time, but it's impossible to decipher it.
* The Sittin' On Da Toilet video.
* Footage from a Japanese game show where a contestant is hit in the crotch with a projectile.
* A car honking at two dogs in its way, only for them to rip the front plate off.
* A remix of the video where two tortoises have sex, focusing on the part where the male breathes and/or pants in a high pitched voice.
* A parody video from TimothyDeLaGhetto, in which he tells one of his braggart black friends to "go back to Africa".
* A brief clip from Retarded Running Horse.
* Another Nightmare TV music video featuring a montage of furries/people in strange costumes set to "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred.
* A clip of a kid mispronouncing "fire truck" as "fire fuck".
* A remix of the David After Dentist video.
* The trailer for *Birdemic: Shock and Terror*.