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Mercy

**Mercy** is a character played by Isabella Valette in Dating Mercy in Insert Coin. She is based on the character from Overwatch of the same name.
She was Mark's partner and frequently healed him with her Caduceus staff. She wears a metal halo.

## Appearances

### Dating Mercy

She and Mark are sitting together at home. Mark asks her how work was, and she says it was awful because she had to heal so many people, there was a Genji that dashed forward and never jumped, and she brough her whole team back from the dead on control point and Junkrat got Play of the Game.

Mark starts coughing. She says he can make an appointment tomorrow, but Mark suggests that she heals him now. She says she doesn't want to bring her work home with her, and that every month there's something new.

She agrees to heal him for the last time if Mark takes better care of himself. She engages the healing stream, healing his larynx. He thanks her and goes to have a wank. She engages the damage boost, causing Mark to wank his dick off, and goes to bed.
Foxtel Salesperson

The **Foxtel Salesperson** is a character played by Mark Bonanno in Haven't You Done Well 8: Halloween.
He is a door-to-door salesperson who sells Foxtel.

## Appearances

### Haven't You Done Well 8: Halloween

Broden and Zach open the door to a guy who's just there to talk about Foxtel. Zach is convinced that it is Mark in a Halloween costume. Broden gives him a caramel latte, and invites him in so he can get Foxtel.
Kid Person

Kid Person in Aunty Donna's Coffee Cafe, paying for his meal

**Kid Person** is a man who shrunk himself down to child size.

## Biography

He first shrunk himself to get a free meal out of the kids eat free promotion at the Morning Brown Cafe. He described this to Zach as the worst decision he'd ever made in his life, spending 3 billion dollars to do it, and he was unable to reverse it. His friends wouldn't text him back anymore. (*We Need Cool Customers*)

The only useful thing he managed to do with his affliction was operating inside the cabinet of the arcade game Drummy Cool Dude at an arcade to help Mark pass a level. Broden discovered him. (*We're Closed (Didn't Pay Rent)*)

## Appearances

* Aunty Donna's Coffee Cafe
	+ *We Need Cool Customers*
	+ *We're Closed (Didn't Pay Rent)*
Louisiana Jill

### Last seen

Podcast Ep 129 - Chris's Email Suggestion Part 2 (Stop Listening At The 45 Minute Mark)

## Relationships

### Partners

Boston Jim

**Louisiana Jill** is a recurring character played by Mark Bonanno on the Aunty Donna Podcast.

She is a woman from the mountains and salt plains of Louisiana. Her accent varies wildly and she has IBS.

She joined the Aunty Donna Podcast after being mentioned by her good friend Boston Jim who she was also competing against in the final stage of auditions for Aunty Donna at the time. She promptly killed herself, leaving twelve audio casettes behind. She also appeared as a ghost. The boys listened to the first tape; she said each one of them had wronged her in some way, and on the second side she talked about Sam Lingham. On side 3 she said hello and that she loved Louisiana cheese steak as well as shrimp cocktail in a glass in between two pieces of bread. (*Podcast Ep 47 Recorded In Boston*)

Jill returned again to the pod in London with a more aggressively Southern accent. She asked Zach if he'd ever had grits, and met Bindi Irwin as well as Boston Jim once again. She talked about her home, and revealed that she had made love with Jim there, despite him claiming never to have been. It is unclear whether she died or not before British Bill made an appearance. (*Podcast Ep 61 LIVE FROM SOHO THEATRE LONDON*)

Jill was interviewed to be CEO of Aunty Donna. Her CV was a bowl of gumbo and she had gas from her IBS. She told the boys including Judas to compliment each other and Broden liked how she took control and was proactive. She created a soundscape of the Queensland rainforest, then committed suicide and ascended to heaven. Broden and Zach reccomended her for the role of CEO to the board, despite Mark's protests. (*Podcast Ep 113 - The Search For A CEO*)

She appeared at at Judas Iscariot's party where she celebrated his hiring as Aunty Donna receptionist. She offered to suck everyone's dicks, and met Rural Jan as well as Jesus Christ. She later talked to Bindi Irwin who showed her a penguin. (*Podcast Ep 129 - Chris's Email Suggestion Part 2 (Stop Listening At The 45 Minute Mark)*)

## Appearances

* Podcast Ep 47 Recorded In Boston
* Podcast Ep 48 - Recorded In Seattle
* Podcast Ep 61 LIVE FROM SOHO THEATRE LONDON
* Podcast Ep 113 - The Search For A CEO
* Podcast Ep 129 - Chris's Email Suggestion Part 2 (Stop Listening At The 45 Minute Mark)
Mark's New Thing (A response to Cumsults)

**Mark's New Thing (A response to Cumsults)** is a standalone sketch. It is also the sequel to Cumsults - How to insult someone using the word 'Cum'.

## Plot

Zach is singing while drawing a self-portrait on a Post-It note. He finishes and puts it with the others, and rates it five stars. Broden appears and asks what he's doing but Zach doesn't understand. Mark also appears, and mentions the comments on the last video, Cumsults - How to insult someone using the word 'Cum'. There are comments such as:

* "Maybe not every idea should be a video."
* "This is the worst one I've seen. I've been watching you guys for a long time, but I'm out now."
* "Mark's a hairy little (bleep) boy."

Mark says he feels like he's fucked everything up for everyone and that the cum stuff is gross. He wants to find a new thing. Zach and Broden say they've been talking and they've decided that Mark doesn't have to be the cum guy anymore. Zach says Mark is a multi-talented, short, sensual, interesting and emotionally distant guy, so he shouldn't box himself into a cum corner. Broden says he could be jetsettin' Mark, doing travel. Zach says he's a fantastic contemporary dancer, so they could incorporate more of that into the sketches.

Mark mentions shit, like human shit, feces, from out the asshole. He says he could play with it lightly and tastefully. He also thinks brown could be his new thing. Broden tries to say about cooking, but this makes Mark think of piss, like a jar of piss or different jars of piss mixed together in a small kiddie pool. He also says he should be covered in shit, swimming in and maybe even drinking piss. The shit and piss man or boy. Zach says it's a strong offer but it could be more divisive than the cum, but Mark disagrees. Broden says no, despite Zach being on board. They ask Broden where he's at with the plan.

## Characters

* Zach
* Broden
* Mark
Memory Man

**Memory Man** is a sketch made for Aunty Donna: The Pilot. It was later uploaded to their YouTube channel.

## Plot

Broden, Zach and Mark are on stage. They start pulling out different cards and flapping their arms. Mark is trying to memorise them all. Zach says Mark is about to recall every card in order. Mark says the first card is the Ace of Spades when it was actually the Queen of Diamonds.

After the credits, the crowd boos and throws shoes at them.

## Characters

* Mark
* Zach
* Broden
Nesdar

**Nesdar** (AKA **Black Spider**) is a character played by Mark Bonanno that appears in Dungeons & Dragons in Insert Coin.
He is a character in Mark, Broden and Zach's DnD game. He is also known as the Black Spider, and has the ability to give people cancer. He lives in the Forest of Cancer, which he protects fiercely. He has the ability to travel in the form of a purple and black mist, and wields a sword. He wears a green robe and face paint.

## Appearances

### Dungeons & Dragons

In the Forest of Cancer, he chases Broden and Zach as a magical force, then lands. He says they have trespassed onto his home, and so they will recieve oogie boogie cancer.
Man Who Tries to Cover His Fart with a Cough

The **Man Who Tries to Cover His Fart with a Cough** is a character played by Broden Kelly in Housemates in Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.
He is a serious man. He wears a shirt and a cardigan.

He applied to be a housemate in the Big Ol' House of Fun but was rejected; they heard his fart (*Housemates*).
Loretta

**Loretta** is a character played by Michelle Brasier in Podcast Ep 121 - The Country Morning Show FEAT. MICHELLE BRASIER.

Loretta is a radio show host. She likes to bake drugs, the finest in the South.

She helped host the Country Morning Show and later plotted to kill Michael Worthington. When Worthington joined the team, she suggested they kill Sharon Tate and then Check-In Charlie. She later joined in on a quiz. (*Podcast Ep 121 - The Country Morning Show FEAT. MICHELLE BRASIER*)
Moussey Mussolini

Moussey Mussolini is a demon in the kitchen. He brought fascism to Italy. He makes a great chocolate mousse, but you can do fucking anything with mousse. He loves lavender rosemary mousse on top of a t-bone steak. He loves the Pizza Hut hotdog crust. He has IBS and can no longer have the pizza or the pasta. He did a TED Talk on how mousse can make your life more sweet. He is also dead.

## Biography

Moussey Mussolini was about to make the ravioli when he was hung by his own people in the town square in 1945.

Moussey Mussolini brought the ingredients for mousse to the Aunty Donna Podcast, eight ounces of dark chocolate from Everyday Coffee, 170g of butter, very free range eggs, sugar, and cream of fresh. He asked Coo Coo Crazy Curtin if he liked the mousse. Starvin Stalin asked him how he felt about being hung in the town square, and says that if he could make mousse it would have been better. The podcast finished before he could finish making his mousse. (*Podcast Ep 141 - Zach, Stalin and Mussolini*)
Man Who Loves Cabins

The **Man Who Loves Cabins** is a character played by Mark Bonanno on the Aunty Donna Podcast.
He is a man who loves cabins. He knows things about cabins and he wants to leave. He mostly likes cabins made out of wood, but enjoys most shapes. He likes Wales because there are many cabins there. He can make you a cabin for a quid. He likes log cabins and shanties but dislikes huts. He recieved some brain injury at some point, and is a sodge; sodges love shanties because of the women. He makes a podcast called Cameron Moves To Cabin, which is about a small boy called Cameron Nash who was working the political system but moves to a cabin.

He joined the Aunty Donna Podcast to talk about cabins and promote his podcast. He said he saw a cabin in the shape of a shoe, as well as one that looked like a hat yesterday. He said that if you have 4 cabins in a row that are shaped differently, you can make them compete, and they all have chimneys. He said that cabins could also be in the sea. He claimed that a cavern is a cabin. He had developed a lisp by this point. He joined in with a Little Britain Season 2 sketch with the Real Estate Guy. (*Podcast Ep 187 - The International House Of Pandemic*)

## Appearances

* Podcast Ep 187 - The International House Of Pandemic
* Podcast Ep 195 - The Weakest Link
* Podcast Ep 196 - Australia's Greatest Detective
Fresh Blood

**Fresh Blood** is a web series made as part of the ABC iView Fresh Blood initiative, originally broadcast on the platform on the 1st June 2014. The first video in the series, Bikie Wars, is the most viewed video on Aunty Donna's YouTube channel.

## Production

The series was filmed in April 2014. Joe Kosky helped the group with the series.
List of best-of features

This is a list of all Aunty Donna Podcast episodes that were properly featured in the end-of-year Best Of episodes, also known as Pudmas. In 2017 and 2018, each member said their favourite episode of the year. From 2019 onward, they changed to a listener vote. 2020's best podcasts were announced in no particular order.

Podcast Ep 76 - OUR FAV BITS FROM 2017

Podcast Ep 128 - Our Fav Bits from 2018

Podcasts 177, 178, 179 and 180 - Pudmas 2019

**Podcasts 235 and 236 - The Best Of 2020 (no particular order)**

**Podcasts 287, 288 and 289 - The Best Of 2021**
Magical King of Dance

The **Magical King of Dance** is a character in Dating in Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.
He is the King of Dance. He's a vegetarian, and cannot tell the difference between a Beyond burger and a regular burger.

He appeared in the Big Ol' House of Fun before Zach. He crowned Zach the Prince of Dance and gave him magical dance shoes. They danced before eating some mushroom mini pizzas, then danced again. The King made him try a real burger and a Beyond burger but it did taste a little different so Zach didn't know what to say. The King got hit by a blue car (which Zach claimed was red) and died, and was put in the bin. (*Dating*)
Oyster

The **Oyster** is a character that appears in The Table of Chef Matthias in the Trendy series.

He is a happy little oyster, and is friends with Chef Matthias.

## Appearances

### The Table of Chef Matthias

Chef Matthias introduces him as one of the ingredients in his contemporary twist on a turf and surf. He says hello to him, and asks how he is today. He says that he is an oyster, and Chef Matthias says he knows, so he says he is a happy oyster. Chef Matthias silences him, but says they are friends. When the mousse floats away, he says he will miss it, but Chef Matthias tells him to shut ze fuck up. He is there while Chef Matthias cooks and tells his stories, then later he tells him to float after his arm, as it is his destiny. He joins Chef Matthias in space, after buying a little chef hat at the shoppies. Chef Matthias tells him to shut ze fuck up again.
Crazy Cuckoo Joe

Crazy Cuckoo Joe is from Episode 81 Into the Jungle. He is a gorilla. They ventured into the Nile River to find King Solomon's gold. He can tear a man with his bear arms. His favourite film is Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind because Jim Carrey reminds him of a gorilla with the way he swings from trees, suggesting his favourite movie is actually Tarzan. He is anti-vaccine. He wears little round spectacles like a wealthy Greens voter. He is socially progressive but economically conservative, and a full gorilla.

## Biography

Crazy Cuckoo Joe is holding four bananas. (*Podcast Ep 150 - The 150th Episode Special!!!*)
Nicknames MANBEAST

**Nicknames MANBEAST**, originally **Aunty Donna and The Fax Machine Shop: Nicknames** is a sketch that was first uploaded as part of the promotion for Aunty Donna and The Fax Machine Shop, and then later as an episode of Fortnightly Fap Off. It is the first appearance of Manbeast.

## Plot

Zach, Broden, Mark and Adrian are sitting at a table discussing how people struggle to remember their names and that they should come up with nicknames for a promo video, so they proceed to brainstorm:

* For Mark, they come up with Beardy
* For Zach, they think up Homeless McGee and Big Eyes.
* For Adrian, they say Handsome and Blondie.
* Broden interrupts them and says Manbeast.

There is much deliberation over the last, with Manbeast arguing that it rolls of the tongue. He says that no one knows how the Manbeast exists; all we know is he exists. They then show the promo video. In this video, Manbeast says he will roam the world to find the woman he will love.
Michael

**Michael** (AKA **Greg**, **Mistopheles**) is a character played by a chicken in Afternoon Sillies in Ripper Aussie Summer.
He is a chicken who has the ability to speak through Zach. He doesn't like to be put in the deep fryer.

## Appearances

### Afternoon Sillies

Zach introduces him. His head is briefly replaced by the head of Geoffrey Rush. Zach says he doesn't like to be put in the deep fryer, and asks why people like to eat him. He says he is also known as **Greg** and **Mistopheles**, and tells them a secret; there is a shipment of malt and barley coming from the European lands, so they could keep it, turn it to beer and sell it at the local Speakeasy.
Paps O'Sullivan

**Paps O'Sullivan** (AKA **Paps O'Gillivor**, **Pips O'McGregor**, **Dr David Gangalor, PHD**) is a character played by Ben Sutton in Gratitude in Hug The Sun.
Paps was a magician and children's entertainer who was involved in the cult worshipping Oxtos around 1988 to 1991. He had a PHD and has changed his name at least three times, presumably using the name change ritual shown in the Rituals episode.

In the 205th episode of Hug The Sun, he was introduced by Trent. During his magic show segment, he was accompanied by Linda. He said he couldn't to do his 'thousand dove surprise' trick because the camp he was living at (presumably the one set up by the Second Prophet Gary) was raided by the cops and they shot all of his doves. Linda encouraged the children to imagine the birds instead, and Paps performed his routine while under some emotional distress. (*Gratitude*)
Offloading Cake at the End of a Party - Haven't You Done Well 11

**Offloading Cake at the End of a Party - Haven't You Done Well 11** is the second episode in The Rove Tapes series, and the eleventh in the Haven't You Done Well series.

## Official synopsis

Welcome to The Rove Tapes: Ep 2! In this never-before-seen sketch we made for Rove last year, we look at the time-honoured-tradition of what happens with the extra cake at the end of a party. What's your favourite flavour of cake? Mine's chocolate.
Lolly Shop Owner

The Lolly Shop Owner explaining to Broden he's in a candy store in Aunty Donna's Coffee Cafe

## About

### Job

Lolly shop owner, previously money minter

### Status

Doing a stairs bit

The Lolly Shop Owner is a man who owns a lolly shop in Melbourne called The Mint. Prior to owning a lolly shop, he worked at the money mint, but people kept coming in trying to buy breath mints. Now, as a lolly shop owner, people come in trying to get money. This has deeply hurt him psychologically and disrupted his home life. He describes himself as on a knife's edge, and no matter where he turns, he's fucking up.

## Biography

The lolly shop owner purchased Broden the Fishy from Broden for $5 when he entered his store looking to get a $5 note. He explained his predicament to Broden and did a stairs bit for him, as well as telling him the $5 note was printed in 1967.
Manbeast Returns

**Manbeast Returns** is the eighth episode of 1999.

## Plot

Manbeast approaches Susan's desk, saying there is a problem with his office lanyard because his name is spelt 'BRODEN' and not 'MANBEAST.' He says he is a hunter of elk, lover of women, and sovereign of the moon. He makes Susan higher up by throwing her. He approaches Zach, ordering him to replace his lanyard. He refuses, and Manbeast makes him fly by throwing him. He makes Rachel head of H-Yah by throwing her. He treats Zach like a discus by throwing him. Mark tries to persuade Manbeast to stop and is attacked, but he dodges it because he's small and Italian. Manbeast says he's afraid he'll have to throw Mark, and throws him. Eventually, Manbeast gets a new lanyard and ceases his tossing. Unfortunately, it is spelt 'MANBOST.'

The end credit scene is Manbeast spelling his name:

* B - for bacon and eggies.
* E - eggies in bacon and eggies.
* A - a good time eating bacon and eggies with friends.
* S - sure want some bacon and eggies.
* T - tummy, where I put my bacon and eggies.

## Characters

* Susan (Michelle Brasier)
* Manbeast (Broden Kelly)
* Zach
* Rachel (Mish Wittrup)
* Mark
Kenneth Jellibond

Kenneth having some argy-bargy with Willie Winters

**Kenneth Jellibond** is a character played by Mark Bonanno in 'Lympics in Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.
He is a basket and ball player. He wears a hat and suit, and smokes a pipe. He looks similar to Tim Lincoln-Water and George "The Giant" Winters.

In a 1907 basket and ball game, he let Willie Winters know about his toss bodging with a bit of argy-bargy. As punishment, Clyde Whittings sent them both to war, where they joined the 2nd Battalion on the Western Front. (*'Lympics*)
Paramedic

The **Paramedic** is a character played by Michelle Brasier that appears in two sketches in the Ripper Aussie Summer series.

She is a paramedic and she dances like this. She wears blue overalls.

## Appearances

### Charlie's Salami

She attempted to resuscitate Manbeast while Zach spewed milk on his chest, after he became unconscious from Charlie Bonanno's salami.

### I Dance Like This

She arrives to save Charles, and dances like this.
Monkey no. 4

**Monkey no. 4** is a character played by Mark Bonanno in Podcast Ep 261 - AD ad reads.

Monkey Number 4 is a monkey owned by Crazy Jim.

It featured on an ad for Crazy Jim's Monkey Shop and got up on the walls of his office, causing Jim to believe that the monkeys had taken over. (*Podcast Ep 261 - AD ad reads*)
Muhtar Kent

**Muhtar Kent** is a character played by Mark Bonanno in Podcast Ep 73 - "Rural Jam", based on the real Muhtar Kent.

He was the chairman and chief executive officer (CEO) of The Coca-Cola Company from 2008 to 2019.

He briefly called into the Aunty Donna Podcast to speak with Don Meij about Domino's failed deal with Coca-Cola, but realised he wasn't the Australian chairman so promptly hung up, to be replaced by Ilana Atlas and Barry O'Connell. (*Podcast Ep 73 - "Rural Jam"*)
Lena Moon

**Lena Moon** is a comedian, writer, film director and online party planner from Melbourne, Australia. She is one half of the comedy duo Annie and Lena with Annie Lumsden. She also streams on Twitch as lenamoon\_.

Lena was the first assistant director for every episode in Glennridge Secondary College. She featured on the Mish and Zach's Leguizamarama episode 49. Big Balls (2010) with Lena Moon (in which she messed up the first 20 minutes of her audio, alongside other technical difficulties) as well as the Week 5 Part 2 episode of Recaps with Mish and Zach.

She told the wiki editor to call her a bitch but they think that's a bit far.
Catfish

**Catfish** is the fifth sketch in the Ripper Aussie Summer series.

## Plot

Mark walks up to the banquet, and shouts about someone eating all the pasta salad because his new girlfriend is coming over and her MSN name is "KEENFORPASTASALAD." Broden teases Mark about his new girlfriend and plays with his nipple, then asks what she looks like. Mark isn't sure because he met her online. Broden calls him a little fuckhead and says he has thrush. Mark says she should be coming through the gate any moment now.

Zach enters through the gate with news from Mark's girlfriend, which is that he's come to meet her. Broden says if Zach has come to meet her he should be shaking his hand because it's polite. Broden says his girlfriend is right there, but it's actually Zach and he's partially blind. Zach confirms this. Broden drinks some bleach thinking it is milk. Zach waves at Mark's girlfriend but it is a mandarin; he'd date a man any day but not a mandarin because he doesn't know how to fuck a citrus. Broden points at someone, thinking it's Mark's girlfriend but it's Zach again who got his hair did for Christmas. Broden says he has two thumbs and a little secret about Mark's girlfriend, but he actually has no thumbs. Neither do Mark or Zach.

The Thumb Doctor explains that the boys have just lost their baby thumbs, and Zach is glad that Mark's girlfriend turned out to be a thumb doctor. The Thumb Doctor says she has two thumbs and just found out her internet boyfriend isn't- she has no thumbs. Neither does the Dog.

## After Credits

Broden and Mark mess up a handshake and do some weird shit.

## Trivia

* The sketch is based on a similar sketch in Aunty Donna's live show.
2022 (releases)

In **2022**, a number of things involving Aunty Donna were released or published.

## January

* 4 January - *Podcast Ep 288 - The Best Of 2021 Part 2* was released.
* 6 January - *Pudcast S2E01 - Woolworths Matured Christmas Pud* was released.
* 13 January - *Pudcast S2E02 - Woolworths Butter Sponge Pudding* was released.
* 18 January - *Podcast Ep 289 - The Best Of 2021 Part 3* was released.
* 20 January - *Pudcast S2E03 - Woolworths Chocolate Sponge Pud* was released.
* 25 January - *Podcast Ep 290 - Writing A New Tune With Jude Perl* was released.
* 27 January - *Pudcast S2E04 - Woolworths Salted Caramel Pud* was released.

## February

* 1 February - *Podcast Ep 291 - Party Quirks 5* was released.
* 3 February - *Pudcast S2E05 - Coles Festive Matured Pud* was released.
* 8 February - *Podcast Ep 292 - A Chat With Maggie Looke* was released.
* 11 February - *Pudcast S2E06 - Coles Finest Luxury Christmas Pudding* was released.
* 15 February - *Podcast Ep 293 - The Moving Car Prelude - The Still Car* was released.
* 18 February - *Pudcast S2E07 - Coles Christmas Traditional Pudding* was released.
* 22 February - *Podcast Ep 294 - The Moving Car Podcast Part 1* was released.
* 23 February - *The Social Media Competition* was released.
* 24 February - *Pudcast S2E08 - Coles Christmas Salted Caramel Pudding* was released.

## March

* 1 March - *Podcast Ep 295 - The Moving Car Podcast Part 2* was released.
* 4 March - *Podcast S2E09 - Darrell Lea Chocolate Pudding* was released.
* 8 March - *Podcast Ep 296 - Party Quirks 6* was released.
* 10 March - *Pudcast S2E10 - Balfour's Christmas Pudding* was released.
* 15 March - *Podcast Ep 297 - Would You Rather With Mish Wittrup* was released.
* 17 March - *Pudcast S2E11 - Aunt Betty's Plum Pudding* was released.
* 22 March - *Podcast Ep 298 - Casting Hot Department* was released.
* 24 March - *Pudcast S2E12 - Aldi Kringle Salted Karamel* was released.
* 30 March - *Podcast Ep 299 - Casting Hot Department Part 2* was released.
* 30 March - *Pizza Ad* was released as part of Hot Department: Dark Web.

## April

* 1 April - *Pudcast S2 E13 - Aldi Kringle Chocolate Pud ft Max Miller* was released.
* 5 April - *Podcast Ep 300* was released.
* 7 April - *Hot Singles* was released as part of Hot Department: Dark Web.
* 12 April - *Podcast Ep 301 - Donna on Donna feat. Michelle Brasier* was released.
* 14 April - *Jamantha Greene - My Lamp ft. Mikey T* was released.
* 19 April - *Podcast Ep 302 - Future City and the Wannabes feat. Michelle Brasier* was released.
* 21 April - *Sad Women* was released as part of Hot Department: Dark Web.
* 26 April - *Podcast Ep 303 - Party Quirks 7* was released.
* 28 April - *Stepmom Blues* was released as part of Hot Department: Dark Web.

## May

* 3 May - *Podcast Ep 304 - Sam, Sam and Mark Again* was released.
* 5 May - *TikTok* was released as part of Hot Department: Dark Web.
* 10 May - *Podcast Ep 305 - 30 Minutes Of Straight Fire 3* was released.
* 12 May - *Bad Auditions* was released as part of Hot Department: Dark Web.
Maxine the Motor Dealer

**Maxine the Motor Dealer** is an audience member that appears in "New Show" - FULL HOUR SPECIAL.
She is a motor dealer who deals out cars but should really be dealing out farts.

## Appearances

### "New Show" - FULL HOUR SPECIAL

Lord Whoopie gets her to take a seat; why is she spending so much time dealing out cars when clearly she wants to deal out farts?
Party Quirks

**Party Quirks** is a game frequently played by Aunty Donna to warm up for live shows and to start off bankin' em, or just for fun. The boys have played it so much that it is cooked, and often leads to the mental torture of a member of the group.

In Podcast Ep 290 - Writing A New Tune With Jude Perl, Jude Perl and the boys came up with a new song to introduce the segment. This has so far only been used for Podcast Ep 291 - Party Quirks 5.

## How to play

One person, the 'host' leaves the room while the other players, 'guests', come up with characters for each other to play. The host returns to the room and attempts to guess who each character is by way of asking questions while the guests play their characters.

In the case of Aunty Donna, they have played the game so much to warm up that these characters are complex and sometimes meta, sometimes taking upwards of half an hour to guess. A list of these characters can be found here.

## Episodes and media containing Party Quirks

* Australia Day Special II
* Patreon Poddy 3
* Patreon Poddy 69 - Ep 20 - Party Quirks
* Patreon Poddy 69 - Ep 21 - Party Quirks 2
* Patreon Poddy 69 - Ep 24 - Party Quirks 3
* Patreon Poddy 69 - EP 27 - Party Quirks 4
* Patreon Poddy 69 - Ep 29 - Party Quirks 5
* Podcast Ep 271 - Party Quirks Ep 1
* Podcast Ep 274 - Party Quirks 2
* Podcast Ep 279 - Party Quirks 3
* Podcast Ep 281 - Party Quirks 4
* Podcast Ep 291 - Party Quirks 5
* Podcast Ep 296 - Party Quirks 6
* Podcast Ep 303 - Party Quirks 7
* Podcast Ep 308 - Party Quirks 8
* Podcast Ep 316 - Party Quirks 9
* Party Quirks 10
Link

**Link** is a character played by Broden Kelly that appears in several sketches in Insert Coin.
He is a hero from Hyrule who runs away from Ganon and loves Zelda. He has elf-like ears and blond hair, and wears a green hoodie. He carries a magic ocarina and has a horse named Epona. He enjoys burgers, smashing pottery, and masturbating. He is not Zelda, and he doesn't know what movies are.

## Biography

Link was first seen eating burgers with Zelda. (*The Legend of Burger*)

He later smashed the Pot Owner's pots, and got an emerald. He apologised, then came back to smash more pottery. (*The Legend of Pottery*)

He went to a bar and asked for a whiskey sour. Elly at the bar recognised him and asked for his autograph. She thought his name was Zelda, and he corrected her several times, to no avail. She asked the bartender if he knew who he was, and he said Link was called Zelda. The Zelda Groupies crowded around him, causing him to shout that he was not Zelda, he was Link. He then used his ocarina to teleport away. (*My Name is Link not Zelda!*)

He appeared on the quiz show *Running Away From Your Problems*, in which he risked his life running from Ganon. For a food, he chose a hearty roasted bass that he fished himself near Hyrule Castle, but didn't choose for a movie set in Paris as he did not understand the question. He said he would make alligator poison for his mum-in-law with just a smoothie and pumpkin. He later said he was too busy to answer questions as he was too busy killing bobhobklins in the plains of Hyrule with his rusty broadsword. Harriet later killed him. (*Podcast Ep 122 - Michelle's Party Quiz Shenanigans FEAT. MICHELLE BRASIER*)

## Appearances

* Insert Coin
	+ The Legend of Burger
	+ The Legend of Pottery
	+ My Name is Link not Zelda!
* Podcast Ep 122 - Michelle's Party Quiz Shenanigans FEAT. MICHELLE BRASIER
Liquor Licence Inspector

The **Liquor License Inspector** (AKA **Liquor Boy**) is a character played by Ben Russell in Night-Time! in Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun.

"*I was on board!*"
―Liquor Licence Inspector

He was a corrupt liquor license inspector.

He came to inspect the license of the Big Ol' House of Fun when it became a bar. After some bribing from Broden as well as some suspicion, he was on board. Despite this, Zach threw a fork into his eye, killing him. Mark went to bed instead of cleaning up the body while Broden tried to get him to help, and Zach threw him in the bin. (*Night-Time!*)
Man Who Walks Through All of the Bollards Despite the Fact There Is No Line

The **Man Who Walks Through All of the Bollards Despite the Fact There Is No Line** is a character played by Zachary Ruane that appears in The Man Who (Part Two) in Live at the Enmore.

## Description

He is a little awkward and walks through all of the bollards despite the fact there is no line.

## Appearances

### The Man Who (Part Two)

He walks through all of the bollards at the cinema despite the fact there is no line. He probably could've just skipped around. He assumes this happens to Broden all the time. He asks for two tickets to Home Alone 3 but Broden says they're all sold out.
Moogie Woogie Land

The **Moogie Woogie Land**, also known as the **Boogie Woogie**, is the land that Moogie Woogie and Toogie Woogie come from, and where Moogie Woogie society is.

## Members

* Moogie Woogie
* Toogie Woogie
* Elon Musk (half-Moogie)
* Woogie Moogie Boogie

## Description

Moogie Woogie Land has a small population and is as advanced as human society. One of the cities in the land is Moogie Woogie Brisbane which is a recreation of human Brisbane.

### Politics

In Moogie Woogie Land, society is relatively progressive and marriage equality is supported there. They seem to have been rather careful when it came to COVID-19, not knowing the effects of the virus upon Moogies and recieving news of potential Moogie cases in Hong Kong.

### Economy

Their currency was the Moogie Woogie until 1967 when it was replaced by the Woogie dollar as they converted to the metric system. The currencies look similar, but Woogie dollar notes are plastic. 100 Moogie cents equal one Moogie Woogie.

### History

Around 500 years ago, Moogie society was at a similar level of advancement to the Smurfs, but advanced technologically at a very similar rate to humans.

### Culture

The most famous Moogie Woogie within the Moogie Woogie population is Woogie Moogie Boogie, but amongst humans the most famous Moogie is Elon Musk. They are able to access Netflix there, but not Foxtel, and love Ed Helms. They like to sing songs there where they say moogie, woogie and boogie a lot.
Patreon Poddy 69 - Ep 17 - 30 Minutes Of Straight Fire 3

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**Patreon Poddy 69 - Ep 17 - 30 Minutes Of Straight Fire 3** is the seventeenth episode of the Aunty Donna Podcast's 69 Era poddy, and the third in the 30 Minutes Of Straight Fire series.

## Topics

* Broden's enormous penis
* Would you rather fuck Josh Gadd or Olaf?
* Would you rather fuck a specific actor or their character?
* Coffee and the origin of Morning Brown
* Joe Shrek now?
* Can Arnold Schwarzenegger's Terminator fuck?
* Which fire powered characters does Zack want to have sex with?
* Rusty Collins
Mish and Zach's Leguizamarama

Cover art by Rhi Down

**Mish and Zach's Leguizamarama** is a podcast featuring Mish Wittrup and Zachary Ruane talking about their favourite actor, John Leguizamo, which started in July 2020.

Each episode, the two watch and review one of Leguizamo's many films, TV shows, video games, music videos, and more. It is the second podcast hosted by the two after Recaps with Mish and Zach. More information on the podcast can be found on the Mish and Zach Wiki.
Patreon Poddy 5

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**Patreon Poddy 5** is the fifth episode of the Aunty Donna Podcast's Email era.

## Topics

* Poo poo and pee pee
* Zach not facing the microphone
* Tom's Hungarian family
* Emigrating
* Aunty Donna got a blue tick on Twitter
* Zach is worse than Hitler
* The difference between emmigration and immigration
* Mark being paid $20 to take a shit on a roundabout
* Aunty Donna's Sexy Secret Show
* Mark's fart jokes
* Boston PAX
* Boston Pam
* Boston SPAM
* Boston fans
* Boston pan
* Pancakes are like hotdogs
* Boston ram
* Cosplayers
* Video games
* Holly Valance
* Don't read the comments of the Twitch livestream of their performance at PAX
* Fostered lamb
* Custard Nan
* Rostered Cram
* Hostin' prams
* Boston clam chowder
* Tom is worse than Zach who is worse than Hitler
* Australian dashcam videos
* YouTube black holes
* The 1960s classic horror film *Peeping Tom*
* Hugging Patreon subs
* Broden despises British people
Park Ranger

The **Park Ranger** is a character voiced by Tom Armstrong that appears in Wild Bear Attack in Camp Bush Camp!.
He is a park ranger. He can only speak by mumbling, and is very busy.

He appeared after the Bear stole the boys' damper and Zach's hat, and Broden asked him to help. After asking some questions, he said he was too busy to help. Mark said he was morally bankrupt and became angry with him. (*Wild Bear Attack*)
1999 Office

The **1999 Office** is the office in which the events of the series 1999 took place.

Its CEO is CEO Jimmy, though Mr Petersen is also a boss in the office.

## Visitors

This is a list of characters that have been seen inside the office, in order of appearance.

* Mark
* Susan
* Regular Bill
* Vipull
* Janet
* Gerry
* Handicap Golfer
* Bigoted Bill
* Rachel
* Zach
* Broden
* Dog Boy
* Lord Wigglesnatch
* Touchy Tim
* Jeanette Richardson-Michaels
* Mr Bull
* Spaniard
* Ned Kelly
* Manbeast
* Josiah Greenfield
* Zach Ruane (How To Be A Corporate Spy)
* Sammy McGee
* Marsha
* Mr Petersen
* Frank
* Demon
* Sammy McGee's victim
Lord Whoopee

**Lord Whoopee** is a recurring character played by Zachary Ruane.
Master of Etiquette and Manners, Lord Whoopee was a lord who enjoyed making people sit on fart tools, which later became eponymously known as lordie cushions in his honour. He had a posh accent and frequently wore a suit with a top hat. Aunty Donna worked on him for three months to mixed reviews; he was silly, juvenile and "not everything was brilliant." He knew very little about cars. He passed away after falling victim to his own hubris; the very cushions he used.

### Biography

#### First podcast appearance and live show

Zach turned into Whoopee at the end of an episode of the Aunty Donna Podcast. At the time, he was a character in the boys' live show. (*Podcast Ep 47 Recorded In Boston*)

He had a section in Aunty Donna's New Show. He told Broden to find the strongest, most virile man in the audience; John the Motor Mechanic. He asked John for his name, to which he responded "Lord Woofie", mocking the aristocrat. John said his actual name and occupation and Lord Whoopee got him to take a seat; John had a farty farty bum bum. Maxine the Motor Dealer took John's place and he got her to take a seat; why was she spending so much time dealing out cars when clearly she wanted to deal out farts? King Larrikin Wallaby Waloo was called on, yet Lord Whoopee accidentally sat on the fart tool; he had flown too close to the sun and was a pooey pooey bum bum. This did not yet kill him. (*"New Show" - FULL HOUR SPECIAL*)

#### Etiquette career and death

After Mark and Broden requested his services for their visit from the Queen, the Lord Whoopee broke into the Big Ol' House of Fun through the window. He said the Queen had never deemed fit to visit his family estate, and was clearly jealous of the boys for this achievement. He told Broden to take a seat, but not before putting a fart tool down, causing a farting noise, then got Mark to do the same. He blew up two cushions at once, but forgot where he put them and thus sat on them. He had again flown too close to the sun, like Icarus. He realised he was the farty farty bum bum all along, and died in the chair. From that day on, fart tools were renamed in Whoopee's honour, becoming known as *Lordie Cushions*. Whoopee's dead body was put in the Big Ol' House of Fun bin. (*Dinner Party*)

## List of appearances

* Podcast Ep 47 Recorded In Boston
* "New Show" - FULL HOUR SPECIAL
* Dinner Party
Mirror Boy

Mirror Boy works in a mirror factory, supplying his brothers' mirror shop. He sells mirrors for $7,500 in bulk. $30,000 is the recommended retail price.

## Biography

Mirror Boy explained to Mark you could only buy bulk from the mirror factory. He tried to sell Broden 400 mirrors for 3 million dollars. He was brought into a Current Affair by Broden when talking about the prices of his mirrors, but Broden choked on his own comedy. (*Podcast EP 13*)
Mr Moustache Man (sketch)

**Mr Moustache Man** is the third and final episode in the A Play in 3 Acts.

## Plot

Mr Moustache Man introduces himself and says he has a big sale today at Carrum Downs shopping centre. He has a big thing of moustaches. He says that someone said to him in the 1970s that they want a moustache, and he said that they need a speciality store in Carrum Downs. He says you can put the moustache back in the box after use.

He introduces Broden, who gets a bit mad sometimes and taps him on the sack. He also introduces Mark Bonanno who doesn't work for him anymore because he was convicted of something.

He says he likes to sell moustaches for $20. There are so many moustaches that there are two Mr Moustache Men, and he introduces Mr Moustache Man No. 2. He shows off the "Old West" moustache, and says he likes to use it to impress the ladies at the Revolver Night Club on a Sunday night. He then shows the "Big Boss" moustache, which falls off.

He says if you come in with $17.95, he'll say the lowest price is $20, but if you come with a smile and a quick in your step, he'll only charge $17.95, which is the lowest he can go.

He says that at Mr Moustache & Co, they do moustaches and fish food. $16 will buy two moustaches and a fish food. He does a dance because he's excited to sell so many moustaches for $16.52. You can also eat the moustaches, and this will cause a little moustache egg to come out of your mouth.

Mr Moustache Man and Mr Moustache Man No. 2 kiss each other. A French mademoiselle discovers Mr Moustache Man, and is ready for love, so they kiss, and thinks to buy him more moustaches after the wedding.

Mr Moustache Man says his wife Tsun Lee loves moustaches too. However, he reveals that he doesn't like moustaches, and is actually in it for the moustache coin. He offers $17 for a moustache and $18 for a moustache. His shop is at 17 Mitcham Road, Carrum Downs.

## Characters

* Mr Moustache Man
* Broden
* Mark
* Mr Moustache Man No. 2
* French Mademoiselle
* Tsun Lee (referenced)

## Trivia

* This sketch is the only video in a playlist on the Aunty Donna YouTube channel titled "Greatest Sketches of all Time".
Nurse

**Nurse** is a character played by Michelle Brasier in Podcast Ep 122 - Michelle's Party Quiz Shenanigans FEAT. MICHELLE BRASIER.

She works for a hospital and has comfy shoes.

She was unable to find the supply closet so she could get an apron. When the Head Nurse discovered this, he fired her. (*Podcast Ep 122 - Michelle's Party Quiz Shenanigans FEAT. MICHELLE BRASIER*)
Led from Led Zeppelin

**Led from Led Zeppelin** is a character played by Michelle Brasier in Podcast Ep 121 - The Country Morning Show FEAT. MICHELLE BRASIER.

Led is a singer in the band Led Zeppelin.

Loretta turned into Led from singing too hard on the Country Morning Show. (*Podcast Ep 121 - The Country Morning Show FEAT. MICHELLE BRASIER*)
Man With the Blue Tie

The **Man With the Blue Tie** is a character that is referenced in Ellen (or: A Parody of the Television Show Ellen) in Live at the Enmore.

He is a man with a scar on his left cheek and a sky blue tie, and is part of a gang of men with blue ties who is enemies with Ellen DeGeneres.

## Appearances

### Ellen (or: A Parody of the Television Show Ellen) (references)

Jessica sees him at the front door to the Shang Zhao Casino in downtown Shanghai, and he chases her through the back corridor and fire escape of the casino, alongside his colleagues. He pursues Jessica's black SUV in a 1974 Mustang, but is shot and killed by her with a 9 by 19 mm Walter P99 German semi-automatic pistol.
Mr Petersen

**Mr Petersen**  is a character performed by Zachary Ruane that appears in Sandwich Sam in 1999.

Mr Petersen is the boss of the branch of the 1999 Office that Marsha, Frank and Sammy McGee work in. He wears a business suit and has long grey hair which he ties in a bun.

While at work, he was given a tuna and chive sandwich by Sammy McGee, but the tuna was still alive. Later in the sketch, he invited Sammy into his office to celebrate Y2K and gave him a knife to cut the millenium cake. In the after credit scene, Mr Petersen explained that the year 1999 was over as was the series 1999, that Y2K wasn't as much of a problem as expected and that Sammy was going to kill everyone. (*Sandwich Sam*)
Mr Tummy

**Mr Tummy** is a character that appears in A Girlfriend's Rumbly Tummy.

He is the stomach of Michelle, Zach's girlfriend. He loves chippies and offers gold and the finest jewels for them. He also has the ability to speak and operate a phone.

## Appearances

### A Girlfriend's Rumbly Tummy

Zach puts his head on Michelle's tummy, allowing him to hear his moans for chippies. He offers gold and the finest jewels in return. Zach makes him chippies but they are the wrong kind and so he makes Zach get a different kind.
List of standalone sketches

This is a list of all sketches by Aunty Donna that were not part of a series.

## Standalone Sketches

### 2014

* Cum On My Keys
* Man Grieves Over Dead Wife. You Won't Believe What Happens Next!
* If I Were Single
* That's What You Get (Talking Behind A Friend's Back)
* Dad Comes Home From Work

### 2015

* Standing Up to Bullying
* Cumsults - How to insult someone using the word 'Cum'
* Mark's New Thing (A response to Cumsults)
* Get Off Your Phone
* Saving a Hot Girl
* A Girlfriend's Rumbly Tummy
* Going Overseas to Seek Revenge
* Velociraptor on a Kids Show!

### 2016

* Memory Man
* Aussie Christmas Carol

### 2017

* Breakfast Goat
* Footy Song (Aussie Rules)
* The Christmas Miracle of Poor Jim
Breakfast Goat

**Breakfast Goat** is a standalone sketch from 2017.

## Plot

Zach calls Mark who comes from downstairs. Zach is hungry, so much so that his tum tum wants to kill Mark's whole family, so he wonders if they have anything for breakfast. Mark sings a song:

We got cereal, bread and eggs,

We got bread and cheese and butter and eggs,

We got eggs or cereal and cheese,

We got bread and eggs or butter and eggs,

We got eggs and we also have a goat-

The goat says hello. Mark continues:

We got eggs and bread and butter and cheese,

We got butter and eggs,

We got-

Zach doesn't feel like any of that, and asks for something else. Mark continues again:

We got bread and eggs and bread or cheese,

We got eggs with butter and cheese,

We got cereal with cheese and butter with eggs,

We got eggs and don't forget the goat-

The goat says hello again. Zach asks if Mark has any waffles, so Mark checks, continuing:

We got bread and eggs, we got cheese,

We got butter and cheese, we got eggs and bread,

We got cereal and we got this goat-

The goat says hello. Mark continues:

We got eggs and cheese, we got eggs and eggs-

Zach interrupts him, saying he just wants waffles. Mark says this, getting on the goat:

Well, then we'll ride the goat to the supermarket,

And we'll get your waffles from the supermarket,

On the goat!

The goat says hello. Zach joins Mark on the goat's back.

Now we're on our way to the supermarket,

To get your waffles from the supermarket,

Nah, fuck the supermarket let's fly through the skyyyyyyyyyyyy!

This goat can take us anywhere,

We can travel through the desert,

We can travel to Kolkata,

We can go to 2011,

We can try and fuck this goat,

We can see the film Inception,

We can visit the Queen of England,

We can travel underwater,

We can travel to the USA,

This is just gonna keep going on, so feel free to skip the rest.

We can see the Orient,

We can travel to the rainforest,

We can go to a videun game,

Igortaruscahay!

We can travel to the future,

We can do some Spanish shit,

We can travel into space!

## After Credits

Zach, Mark and the goat continue to float in space.

## Characters

* Zach
* Mark
* Goat (Broden Kelly)

## Trivia

* This sketch was originally an idea pushed by Zachary Ruane during the making of 1999 using the lunch cart used in Sandwich Sam instead of a goat. However, it was deemed a flimsy joke by Sam Lingham and was never put in the series. After the hashtag #MakeBreakfastGoat gained traction, this sketch was finally made.
Brondan

**Brondan** is a character played by Broden Kelly that appears in The World Footsies Championship in Fortnightly Fap Off.

He wears a white t-shirt with a flannel shirt.

### Biography

He competed in the World Footsies Championship against Adrea, starting with only 5 points but winning at the end with 75. (*The World Footsies Championship*)
Kyle

**Kyle** is a character played by a child that appears in Backyard Cricket in the Ripper Aussie Summer series.

He likes Splices and allegedly got away with doping. He wears a white sun hat and a blue t-shirt.

## Appearances

### Backyard Cricket

He played backyard cricket with Uncle Jim, but was later accused by him of doping in Uncle Jim's court hearing. Later, Uncle Jim asks him where he got his splice.