DPDA Case No. 35

The 35th case of the DPDA took place in September 1998, and was performed in a small town in north America. The detectives on scene were Denzel Pepper and Cecil Longstaff. The following case file is written by Kai Koi.

## The Case

One cold morning in the small Australian town of Mt. Erie, Illinois, a little cheese boy called Simon Antoine called the DPDA headquarters all the way over in Kensington! A cruel man had been terrorising Simon's town, robbing the good people of Mt. Erie of their gold and silver. Simon had heard of the Denzel Pepper Detective Agency on his small sad television in his house. He knew they were the best detectives in all of the modern world. His call was answered by Benjamin Sellars, who listened intently as the young cheese boy cried asking the Detective Agency to come and help them otherwise he would find the cruel man himself. Benjamin was overcome by a wave of emotion, remembering when a cretinous fool terrorised his town of Huddersfield. He accepted the case. Benjamin rang up Denzel, Cecil and Bernard, and asked them to embark on the case. Bernard declined straight away as he had just been to Australia a few weeks prior with Denzel to appear on a TV show to promote Thornton products. Denzel and Cecil, however, gladly accepted, with smokey eyes.

It was the morning of the 29th of September 1998, Benjamin had booked Denzel and Cecil flights to Adelaide airport. Denzel and Cecil waddled towards Heathrow Airport like cute little adorable penguins. Waiting for them at the airport was Benjamin and Jasper Scunthorpe, who donned a beautiful gold satin shirt, buttoned down three buttons to reveal his hairy chest. Jasper was to go with them, however Benjamin had to stay to take care of his new dog, Sampson. Benjamin gave the trio their passports which he had kept from the time they visited Tokyo. The three ran off into the depths of Heathrow Airport, going through all the mundane processes of an airport and arrived at the waiting area. Eventually, their flight was called, and the passengers began lining up. The queue was long and the three boys got very fed up. Then all of a sudden and all of a sudden and all of a sudden Jasper remembered he had his own private jet parked in Heathrow airport. He shouted ''Garcon'' with a commanding voice. A lowly Heathrow airport worker arrived to Jasper's face. Jasper threw 25 pounds at his face and lit up a big cigar. ''Fly us to Illinois, boy'' he commanded, in a loving tone. Somehow his request didn't come off as commanding or rude, but rather as caring and full of compassion and love. The face of the airport worker, Niall, was overcome by a smile. He ran quickly to the desk and told the stewardess that a rich man wanted to fly his private jet. The three were surprised by his speed, he was exactly like Sonic the Hedgehog, except he was not a blue hedgehog. The manager of the airport came to Jasper, Denzel and Cecil and led them to Jasper's private jet. ''HA HA HA HA '' bellowed Jasper with his godly tone, booming through the airport, echoing and swirling in the minds of the common, vulgar, weak, licentious swine who were lining up to take the plane.

Jasper's jet was a thing of luxury, and was a pleasure to the eyes of Cecil and Denzel. ''Wow'' said Denzel. ''I've never seen a thing of such luxurious luxury.'' Jasper petted Denzel and felt very complimented and adored. The awesome trio boarded the jet, Cecil immediately fell asleep as just twenty minutes prior he had eaten his wild grown marijuana bush, which had made him sleep like a baby boy. The flight went smoothly