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"The Bottles" (2022)

"CNP: The Bottles" was an episode of CNP released on January 29th, 2022. It is the third episode of the 2022 season, and third episode co-written and directed by NiftyNihilist.

## "The Bottles"

### Director

Alexo, NiftyNihilist

The plot involves Deuu randomly digging hole's in his backyard to find items burried, at the demand of his mother. Deuu soon uncovers a lost tape of "Imagine Take 1" by the Artist "Lon Jennon". After listening to the tape with Chad and Peter, the trio go off to the city close by in attempts at verifying its legitimacy from Lon Jennon's former band mate, "Baul Mccarty".

The episode is a parody of The Beatles, the millionaire space race, and authenticating processes of lost media.

The title is directly influenced from real life jokes made by John Lennon in the late 1960's. John had been filmed at various points introducing The Beatles as different titles, including "The Bottles".
Raúl Salinas

> Hola, Soy Raúl Salinas, Abogado y amigo, a una llamada de distancia.
>
> Raúl Salinas, Marbella Vice

**Raúl Salinas** es un abogado corrupto que estuvo ligado a los Gambinos. Fue un personaje que hizo aparición en el servidor de Marbella Vice, fue interpretado por el streamer colombiano JuanSGuarnizo.
Kho'raktar

Kho'raktar **(*Koz Savaşçı*)**, Aclania Aludir'i olan Inias tarafından ehlileştirilmiş Razguk seviyesinde Dev türü bir iblistir.

## Görünüm

Kho'raktar'ın kafasının yanlarından ikisi önde, ikisi arkada olmak üzere dört boynuz çıkmaktadır. Öndekiler kısa, arkadakiler uzundur. Yanaklarının altında, çenesinin yan kısımlarında da yana doğru çıkmakta olan daha kısa boynuzları vardır. Saçı, sakalı veya bıyığı yoktur. Uzun ve sivri kulakları vardır. Ağzındaki dişler özenle dövülüp bilenmiş bir bıçak kadar keskindir. Gözleri kan ve ateşi anımsatan bir kırmızıdır. Ten rengi ise alevler tarafından yutulmuş ama onlara boyun eğdirmiş bir kırmızıdır. Dört adet kola ev sahipliği yapan kılsız bedeni fiziksel üstünlüğü haykıran bir kas yığınıdır. Bütün bedeni geleneksel dövmelerle kaplıdır. Üzerinde sadece sırtını ve ensesini kapatan ceket benzeri bir zincir yelek bulunur. Altında ise ayak bileklerine kadar uzanan ve üstü kaliteli deri ile kaplı bir zincir yelek vardır. Belini de aynı kalitede bir kemer sarmaktadır. Ayakları çıplaktır.

## Kişilik

Kho'raktar amacı uğruna adını değiştirecek kadar idealisttir. Onun için benimsediği idealar varlığını tanımlar. Varoluş nedenini bu idealara bağlar. İdealarını gerçekleştiremediği yer onun için kişisel bir cehennemdir. İdealarını gerçekleştiremediği her an onun için ölümdür. Yaşama biçimi asla dur durak bilmeden kendine çizdiği yolda kendine atadığı kadere ulaşmak, bu yolculukta önüne çıkan her şeyi ezip geçmektir. Kimsenin önünde duramayacak kadar kuvvetli, kimsenin deviremeyeceği kadar dayanıklı, kimsenin onu vazgeçiremeyeceği kadar kararlı, herkese boyun eğdirecek kadar iradeli ve herkesten daha zeki olmayı arzular. Var olan her canlının istese de istemese de, farkında olsa da olmasa da, idealara bağlı; idealara bağımlı olduğunu bilir. Kho'raktar, bu ideaları elleriyle kavrayıp silah olarak kuşanır. Kendisinin idealara değil, ideaların kendisine bağlı olmasını arzular. Kho'raktar güçlü olmaktan öteye gitmeyi; gücün kendisi olmayı ister. Enerji, hırs, değişim, yıkım ve devrim ile kendisinin üstün olması için mücadele verir.

## Geçmiş

Kho'raktar'ın geçmişi henüz bilinmemektedir.
Juan the Goat God

Juan the Goat God is a character on CNP. First introduced in the 2021 episode "Billy Gamestop's Soul Swap" (2021). He is a Demon that work's for the Devil in Hell. Juan's name was directly inspired by the QA team member Juan Lopez. The actual Juan was given the title "GOAT God" during the 10th anniversary event of the series after donating heavy amounts of money during the live stream event. Juan was immortalized in the show with this character.

Juan the Goat God appears as a skeleton with a pink mohawk, sunglasses, and a lit cigarette. He is seen in a T-Pose to assert dominance. His visual appearance is a reference to the Rush music video for the song "Roll the Bone's", in which a similar skeleton appears.
"Claypooled" (2023)

"CNP: Claypooled" is an episode of CNP released on January 7th, 2023. It was the first episode of the 2023, and the first episode of the 15th anniversary "Legacy Series".

## "Claypooled"

### Director

Alexo

The episode is a parody of Punk'd, while also poking fun at the band Primus. Referencing their 2020-2022 tour "A Farwell to Kings". The episode makes multiple references to Primus and Rush.

The episode was released on the 16th anniversary of the Alexo youtube channel.

## Plot

The episode involves Chad wanting to attend a concert to see the band Primus, but unwilling to pay 80 dollars to see the show. Peter comments how the performance could be seen on youtube for free, and proceeds to pull up a past performance. After hearing Primus performing Rush's "A farewell to kings" and "Xanadu", Chad and Deuu are horrified by the performance.

Suddenly, Les Claypool appears in Chads bedroom with the cast, holding a baseball bat. Les claims he is there to make them pay for stealing his performance on youtube, and proceeds to hit Peter over the head with the bat. Chad and Deuu run away, as Les chases them through the house.

Eventually, Chad and Deuu are held up in the 2nd floor bathroom, as Les Claypool stands on the opposite side of the door. Les claims he will make the door into "a Neil Peart R40 replica drum set" if the two stay in the bathroom. Deuu suddenly realizes a way to stop Les, by saying "Primus doesn't Suck". This is a direct opposite of a phrase commonly said amongst fans of Primus. Les is in agony hearing the phrase, screaming the history of how the phrase "Primus sucks" came to be. Deuu and Chad join in repeatedly telling Les through the door that Primus doesn't suck, to which Les begins to melt into a pool of lava he is melting into (like the wizard of oz). Les exclaims in his final moments of life how "Rush were the coolest guys I ever met", before melting fully into the lava puddle.

Chad and Deuu open the door, to find Les is now molten lava on the floor. Suddenly, the lights in the house go out, to which a booming voice yell's "CHAD COLA... YOU'VE JUST BEEN CLAYPOOLED". Lights flash, as the duo is made aware that they are on a Television program, and have been pranked. Peter appears, with his head completely flipped upside down, to which he says he "only hit his 4th vertabre". Peter was in on the joke, and was aware the show was being filmed. After joking that Les was now "Joining Puddle of Mud", Peter has a meltdown. Peter screams about how Chad and Deuu ruined Primus, to which the Television voice agree's. Peter screams they will cancel Chad and Deuu on twitter. The ending logo is then shown.

As the episode come to the ending post logo, a clip from the Television show "You Just got claypooled" is shown. Claiming to be "America's #1 comedy show". The booming voice explains how the show releases a homicidal Les Claypool on the public, and get the Reactions on film. Les then appears center in the frame, saying he will hunt down every last person who stole his music on youtube.
"The Award Show" (2022)

"CNP: The award show" is an episode of CNP released on March 12th, 2022. The episode is about the trio failing to be invited to a "Machinima awards show". In their frustration, they sneak into the event and "bum rush" the stage. Only to discover there is practically nobody in the audience.

The episode is a parody of real world events with the series,, referencing how the show has never been given a wider recognition by the larger community of machinima creators, after 14 years (at that point).

Ultimately by the episodes ending, the trio is sitting in jail after their arrest for storming the stage. Only for Peter to reveal the Oscars were happening down the street from the event. Chad realizes they should aim for higher asperations, instead of just focusing on the machinima element of the show, only for Deuu to freak out about a bar of soap price in jail as the screen cuts to the ending credits.
Universes

The CNP series is based on the interpretation at the beginning of nearly every episode, the plot is not set forth and continuous from the previous episode. This has resulted in a non-linear timeline. The "timeline" is ultimately split into many different "Universe's", or different "realities" existent within a single Universe.

Only so few arcs of episodes have kept to a linear timeline within one Universe, with multiple episodes contained. New universe's and realities continue to be introduced.

## String Theory Basis in Theoretical Physics

The universe and show is structured in string theory. Any moment in the show can have a different outcome, or result, with even small changes. This has seen multiple episodes and plots being remade, while using different game engines, and changed voice overs. The theory that thousands of years of biological history, characters, human history, and visuals- are explained away as a result of another universe or reality being observed. This explains why the resulting timeline of the show is not concurrently defined. This also explains why a few episodes are actually continuous plot.

An example would be the school universe Nyan Cat episode. In theory, multiple different scenarios with just the adjustment of one script change, or visual change, would create two different realities, within the same universe.

One example of a single Universe over multiple episodes, within one reality; the 2009-2010 Halo 3 series of the show.

This theory was first shared as the shows universes canon understanding in 2018. Alexo gave a lecture on the topic During the 10th anniversary event of 2018.

Different Universe and realities can share the same settings, characters, and personalities. This structure consideration allows the show to write plots indefinitely.

## List of Known Universes

### The Standoff Universe (Pilots)

The original Pilot's universe. In which, a few different Realities have been shown for the same instances (Pilots and Anniversary).

### The School Universe

The most widely used Universe of the series, seen in multiple realities. (Halo 3, Halo: Reach, Halo 5, Garry's Mod).

### The Cartoon Universe

The shortest known universe of the series, produced in 2012.

### The News Universe

A series of the universe where all the characters are News correspondents. Shown to be multi-universal in past episodes.

### The XBL Universe

A universe in which all the characters are playing the game "Halo 2" on Xbox Live.

### The N64 Universe

Containing elements of the School Universe, this is a Universe in which the characters exist in a lost 1998 Nintendo 64 game.

### Cole N Pauly

An alternate universe of the series where Chad, Peter, and Deuu are completely replaced by a family friendly cast of characters. Cole, Pauly, and Dinosarus are the trio of this universe.
Los Santos County Sheriff's Department (LSSD)

**Los Santos County Sheriff's Department** (abreviado como **LSSD**) o el Departamento de Sheriffs de Los Santos es un cuerpo de policía presente en la zona norte del Estado de San Andreas. Se encarga principalmente del Condado de Blaine, que incluye los pueblos de la zona, tales como Paleto Bay, Sandy Shores y Grapeseed.

## Departamentos de LSSD

### 1. METRO- Unidad de Intervención Especializado

 Nyno Montoya Salazar
 Gao Chen

### 2. SBD- Departamento de Investigación Criminal

 Paco Hermoso
 Pamn D'Angelo
 Eshu Drago

 Jack Donovan
 Jack McArthur

### 5. R.T.D

 Sabba Majeb
 James Amstrong
 Jonathan Colt
 Pamn D'Angelo
Alexo

Alex Bowes (Born June 10, 1994) Also known as "Alexo" or "Alexo670" is an American YouTuber. He is most well known for his work in creating the long running Machinima series CNP since 2008. In 2017, Alex established himself in the world of speedrunning video games, and went on to hold hundreds of video game world records by 2020.

With time invested, he is one of the world's leading experts on machinima film techniques using the original Halo 3 and Halo: Reach game engines. CNP is now one of the longest running machinima series, and youtube series in history.

## Alexo

### Born

Alex Lee Bowes
June 10th, 1994
Michigan

### Portrays

Chad, Peter, Deuu, Richard, Ms. Bitch, Pooki, Mr. Sinister, the popular girl's, and more..

Alex is the voice actor for nearly the entire cast of the series, including the main trio Chad, Deuu, and Peter. His natural speaking voice sounds closest to Peter. He also writes, edits, and directs the series. He has made over 100 individual short film projects and episodes of CNP over the span of 15 years.

Alex has obtained various world records for home Doom ports, SoulCalibur, and retro games from the 1980's-1990's. He became the first person to play a version of Doom in under 8 minutes in October 2021, and completed the Nightmare difficulty in under 10 minutes on October 26th 2021.

## Film techniques

Alexo began machinima film making in 2007, with various shorts using Halo C.E. for windows PC and Halo 3 for Xbox 360. In May 2008, Alexo made the first episode of CNP with Halo 3. By September 2010, Alexo began using Halo: Reach for productions. Both of these film engines would be used from their beginning points, and ending main usage for productions by the year 2020.

In 2012, Alexo produced a CNP cartoon pilot with Co-creator Sandman. The cartoon was mix reception with fans, ultimately ceased to return to familiar halo production. The Animated CNP series plots would start to become possible again in 2021 with the introduction of Gmod.

Alexo began using Garry's Mod in 2021. Its first use in production for individual shots and images in certain shots was in 2012, but was never considered viable for full use outside of halo. Garry's mod was chosen to elevate writing problems within Halo's physical confines. Alexo said plots were becoming to similar, and not fun to make anymore.

He has also been involved in documentary production, music videos. and has guest starred in various streams and podcasts.
Ms. Bitch

Gmod (2021-Current)

Ms. Sarah Bitch is a character on CNP. She is the teacher for multiple subjects for Chad, Deuu, and Richard. The class subject Ms. Bitch teaches is never clearly defined, and often is blatant propaganda for her to scream her own beliefs at the class.

Ms. Bitch is a generally unlikeable, mean, and cruel woman. Screaming at people for not answering questions, talking, trying to leave class, and for even breathing. She acts as an antagonist in most scenario's in the series.

In "CNP: Halloween", it is revealed she has a Brother, a serial killer named "Michael Bitch".
The School Universe

The school universe of CNP is the most widely used version of the show in most instances.
Introduced in the 2009 episode "C N' P #1", the school universe sets the plot structure to Chad being a teenage high schooler, with his bestfriend Deuu attending the same school as him. Peter is Chad's older guardian, and has ambiguously unknown sources of income. Richard Tan is the main antagonist in this universe.

This universe includes multiple variations and instances, leading to endless possibilities in the future for this setting of the series.
Pickles (Son of Deuu)

Pickles Dino was a character on CNP, introduced in "CNP: Outcasts" in 2014. After an offscreen hookup, one of the popular girl's named Suzy gives birth in the middle of the school hallway, to a crying baby that looks exactly like Deuu.

Pickles has never been referenced again after the Outcasts episode, or included in future episode plotlines.

## Appearances

### Debut

CNP: Outcasts

Alexo revealed in 2018 during the 10th anniversary marathon that Deuu would end up naming him "Pickles".
Mr. Sinister

Mr. Sinister is a character on CNP. He is the vice principal of the school in which the main characters attend, and often acts with an iron fist in his work. Found standing around ignoring actual beatings the popular kids enact on the un-popular kids, Mr. Sinister only deals out punishment when school property, or his own safety, is in question.

## Appearances

### Appears in

HR (2010-2020)H5 (2016)Gmod (2021-Current)

### Debut

CNP Reach #1 (2010)

Mr. Sinister is often portrayed as creep to children, has a court record, and a history of skipping town. Most of his evil intentions go unseen on screen. Mr. Sinister is often an antagonist at a distance, with most interactions on the show simple in nature, followed by a sternly said phrases of hate, anger, or contempt.
"Lots of Zero's" (2022)

"CNP: Lots of Zero's" was an episode released on February 26th, 2022. It was the fifth episode of the 2022 season. The plot involves the original cast being bought out by a giant company, and being replaced by completely different characters. The show is then reformatted to share traditional family values, and repeatedly break out into praying for everything.

The episode was made to directly parody shows that continue on past a point of being quality examples of their older idea's. Shows directly mentioned include Red Vs Blue & The Connors. While also refencing religious children's shows, and corporate propaganda.

This was the first episode of CNP to introduce Cole, Pauly, and Dinosaurus. These characters are alternate "Family friendly" versions of the trio, used again in future episodes.
"CNP 64" (2023 Episode)

"CNP 64 (Footage of the lost 1998 game)" is an episode of the CNP series released on January 21st, 2023. The episode is portrayed as a gameplay of a lost Nintendo 64 game from 1998, based on the CNP characters. It was part of the 15th anniversary series.

Alexo has stated this is one of his all time favorite episodes to have completed, saying the episode had been an idea for the series as early as 2010. Technology and Halo capabilities held back this episodes production until 2022.

## "CNP 64 (Footage of the lost 1998 game)"

### Director

Alexo

The episode was started on October 11th, 2022, and completed on October 12th.

The episode makes direct reference in tribute to Alexo's grandfather, Harry. This was also the first episode of CNP released after the death of Alexo's grandmother, Rosalie.

## Plot

The episode begins with the games opening title crawl, followed by the main menu selection. After quickly examining the options menu, a file is loaded into "Day 40".

Day 40 involves Chad and Deuu attempting to find access to the school, only to be locked out. As they try to find another entrance to the building, they are taken on an adventure into a painting, which puts them into a "Kmart". While they are at the Kmart, they meet Pooki, who shares with them that the exit for the level is a green pipe. The green pipe is blocked off until 6 different blue lights are defeated.

While Chad and Deuu explore the Kmart, they uncover a dead "Red Deuu" in a secret area. This spawns Red Deuu somewhere else in the level. Defeating all the blue lights, opens access to the green pipe. After defeating Red Deuu, and taking the green pipe, Chad and Deuu are separated in a "Platforming level". Chad tries to find his way up to the top section of the level to meet with Deuu again. Chad encounters Peter, who is passed out drunk on one of the rooftops, acting as a check point. Chad falls a few times into the void below the floating objects, as the game file is saved during this time.

When Chad and Deuu meet again, Richard reveals himself, with a giant head, claiming he "has all the power stars". Chad is thrown into a Boss battle with Richard, and Chad is equipped with a Rocket Launcher. Chad dies during the fight with Richard, and spawns in with full health to try the encounter again. Chad quickly discovers standing in a single spot, and spamming the rockets, is the quickest way to defeat Richard. As Richard is defeated, Chad and Deuu dance in a fanfare of the CNP theme song, as the words "Day Completed" are seen on screen.

Chad begins to question why they can never find there way to class, how they are always going to random levels, and references the caviate of them being on Nintendo 64 hardware limitations. Deuu screams at Chad to stop talking about it, saying "Mr Miyamoto-San" said not to say anything, or people wouldn't buy the game, as the episode ends.
"The Vault" (2022)

"CNP: The Vault" is an episode of CNP released on October 28th, 2022. The episode follows the trio in brainstorming new idea's for the show, only to find their ideas sound stale. Chad recommends checking the vault for episodes, to which Peter protests. The vault is shown on screen, as Deuu exclaims how the vault demands it's "Blood Contract".

## "The Vault - 2023 1st Look"

### Director

Alexo

Peter cleanly chops off his left arm with a blade, and Deuu pulls his own heart out of his chest, presenting it to the vault to open as a sacrifice. Chad then rummages through the vault, exclaiming episodes "Peter's Job" and "Lost Sierra Episode" Exist. Deuu stands up completely fine, stating he can live without a heart, because he is only a 3-D Puppet. Peter asks where "the nearest evil snake wizard" is for a new arm.

Chad is in disbelief why so many episodes remained unreleased, to which Peter mentions the fact the show used Halo for such a large capacity, that episodes visually were not capable in the past. The episode then ends with a preview of multiple episode for 2023, including a look at a Quake tribute, and an Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode of the series. The episode ends with the announcement that the show returns January 7th, 2023.

The episode was made in 3 hours for a new production record of fastest produced episode of the series. The episode was made to introduce new 2023 footage, and share that multiple episodes will be releasing from the CNP production vault in 2023. This was the final episode released in 2022.
"Interwebz Famous" (4th Pilot, 2008)

Originally titled "Coke N' Pepsi #4 : Interwebz Famous", this was the 5th episode of CNP ever released (4th with new footage), and final episode of the Pilot season. Uploaded on December 30th, 2008. The plot involved Coke and P\*psi attempting to create the next viral internet video in their immediate surrounding. Equipped with a new Camera (spelled with a K), Coke and Pepsi re-enact youtube videos, dead celebrity sightings, and parody the show Jackass.

This was the first new episode of the show to include a red and blue logo beyond just white text of the characters names.

This was the last episode to be titled "Coke N' P\*psi", and the final episode released before "The P\*psi Incident".
"Deuu's Box" (2020)

"CNP: Deuu's Box" was an episode of CNP released on August 17th, 2020. This was the first episode of the 2020 series, and one of the final episodes to use Halo 3 for its visuals.

## "Deuu's Box"

### Director

Alexo

The episode is a parody of Corporate favoritism. The plot follows Deuu revealing he has a box that he made by himself for a decade. Praises of Deuu's box are inadvertently linked back to "First Box", a box in existence before Deuu made his. The episode is a parody of the CNP series continually being compared to the series Red Vs Blue.
"Best of the Worst" (2022)

"CNP: Best of the Worst" Was the second episode of the 2022 season, released January 15th, 2022.

This episode is a parody of conspiracy theories.

## Plot

Peter is unable to pay the rent for the month, and invites a new room mate to live with him and Chad. The new character goes by the name "Johnny", to which chad is unconvinced his name is Johnny, but he is actually Tommy Wiseau (The Room, Disaster Artist). Peter interrupts Chad from saying his name, to avoid a lawsuit from the actual Tommy.

The next day at school, Chad is telling Deuu about his new room mate, to which Deuu quickly injects Johnny, as to also avoid a lawsuit. Soon into the conversation, Deuu implies that tommy wiseau is secretly Stanley Kubrick (2001: A space Odyssey, Clockwork Orange) in disguise. Chad deny's this, and Deuu ask's him to take him back to meet Johnny after school.

When confronting Johnny later on, Deuu scolds him in claiming he can't live behind Tommy Wiseau forever (To which Deuu then gets concerned he will now be sued by saying his name outloud). Suddenly, Johnny transforms like a liquid terminator into Stanley Kubrick, as Deuu is smacked across the face. Stanley extends his entire arm across the room, and stands staring at chad, and the passed out Deuu.

While chad is asking Stanley for his autograph, completely ignoring him transforming prior. Suddenly, a stream of lava enters above Stanley from the ceiling, as he explodes from the heat. Soon, the lava stops flowing, and Peter begin's apologizing. Peter had dropped a bucket of lava on the floor, and picked the lava up to put back into the bucket (Referencing how lava works in Minecraft). Chad and Deuu are left standing while the carpet burns, to which Deuu says he can't wait to post about this series of events in his online groups about the Wiseau conspiracy.
"The Animated Expansion Cut" (2023)

"CNP: The Animated Expansion Cut" is an episode of CNP released on May 20th, 2023. The episode was made to celebrate the 2023 Legacy series, during the 15th anniversary of the series. The episode is a full remastered "Expansion cut" of the original 2012 cartoon Pilot. The expansion cut is a full machinima film made within Gmod, while also incorperating cell shaded elements and low shadow detailing to achieve a "Chibi" aspect of the visual art of the show. Character's proportions, head sizes, and neck lengths are exaggerated to give the cartoon a comic/anime inspired visual through out.

The remaster contains the lost second part of the original pilot, which was unreleased for over 10 years. Clips from the episode were first spotted on the 10th anniversary of the cartoon pilot on November 22nd 2022. In January of 2023, further clips were shown, confirming the expansion cut's existence, and detailing the second parts addition to the new version.

Alexo has stated the episode began as a VFX test for cell shading in the Gmod series, but slowly developed into a possibility for release. By November of 2022, Sandman and Eric Markley were consulted in the return of the plot elements & music. Both of the artists gave approval for the Expansion Cut to be released during the series 15th anniversary in 2023.
The Devil

The Devil, also known by his full title Billy Gamestop, the CEO of Gamestop, is a character on CNP. First introduced in the 2021 episode "Billy Gamestop's Soul Swap", he is the leader of Hell, and the Devil himself.

The Devil on CNP is portrayed as a Penguin, seemingly lifeless. The penguin is lifelessly tossed around as if it is hanging on invisible strings, with its tongue hanging out of its mouth.

The model for Billy Gamestop is originally from the video game "Goat Simulator".
"Save Rush?" (2015)

"CNP: Save Rush?" was an episode of CNP released on May 29th of 2015. It was a full tribute episode to the band Rush, released during their final R40 concert tour in 2015. The episode is one of the few released following an alternate version of Chad, Deuu, and Peter. The alternate trio has access to a time machine, which they are using to see different concerts from the Band across the decades.

## Plot

Chad, Deuu, and Peter are at a Rush concert on June 8th, 2004. While Rush is playing the song "Roll the Bones", Deuu exclaims he has to pee, and doesn't want to go alone, forcing Chad to go with him mid performance. As Chad stands outside the bathroom, yelling at Deuu to hurry up. Peter runs in screaming. Rush has begun to play tracks off their third studio album "Caress of Steel" from 1975. This horrifies the Trio, who wish the band didn't have such a controversial and lackluster album in their catalogue.

Chad says if only they had a time machine, and could prevent it from ever happening.. to which the group realizes they could go back in time, and stop the album from being made. In a brief talk with the time machine, they convince it to take them to a performance on December 20th, 1974. As the trio questions if they are in the right place, "Fly by Night" can be heard playing from a stage close by. The trio attempt to gain entrance to back stage, as a security guard holds them off. Peter explains he is the "Drug boy", and was personally asked by Gene Simmons (Kiss) and Gary (Geddy Lee) to bring the drugs. The security guard then says he has never seen drugs in his life, as he walks away, letting them pass.

As the performance wraps up, the trio are standing backstage. Rush approaches, as Chad begins to attempt a conversation. Chad stumbles over his words, speechless at even speaking to the band. Deuu attempts to talk also, but is also stumbling and unable to speak. Peter finally intervenes, and screams at Geddy and Alex to "Lambaste that Piece of shit idea, and go straight to 2112", exclaiming Caress of steel as a terrible idea. The time machine soon realizes what they are doing, and intervenes to take them back to a future date in time.

In a flash of blinding light, the band stands as the trio vanishes instantly. Neil says "Suddenly they were gone", reference to the song "After Image" from 1984. Geddy ask's what Neil even has for 2112 as a concept. neil responds "Have you ever listened to jazz?"

The trio Returns to a future date of June 14th, 2015. The time machine says they should see how much they fucked everything up. Rush is playing on stage, a version of tom sawyer, but its a rap song. The trio realizes without Rush moving on to create Caress of Steel, the band ended up inventing rap music, and became world famous rap artists. Deuu comments how "You have to suck sometimes to be the best". Chad is in disbelief that 3 white guys from toronto created rap without a single terrible album being made. The episode ends with Peter screaming they have to go back and save Caress of Steel.
"B& (Expansion Cut)" (2021)

"CNP: B& The Expansion Cut" was 2 episodes of CNP in one video, released on September 23rd, 2021. It was the final episode of the 2021 series, which included a full remaster of the 2012 episode "B&". Also included was the unreleased sequel from 2014 merged directly into the plot of the initial episode.

## "B& The Expansion Cut

### Director

Alexo

The episode was praised for it's improvements with the Gmod format, further enhancing player models with objects, and further introducing the visuals of the Gmod era of the series. This was the first episode using Gmod to include Pooki. His head was a goat with a cigarette sticking out of its mouth, noticeably different from the Halo: Reach counterpart. This was also the first episode of the series to include Red Deuu in the background.

The Episode follows Chad & Deuu starting a band, only to book a show to play, and realize they don't know how to play any music. A use of heroine (Actually Mcdonalds labeled Science lab kit) is able to transform Chad and Deuu into believing they are the rock stars "Jon Lennon" and "Ozzy Osbourne".

At the show, which is in a home for the elderly, they realize they are unable to play any music. With Deuu screaming for his wife Sharon, they are soon approached by a "Producer", who is a man in a suit and Devil mask. They are signed, and their image is changed to be portrayed as boy band idols. While being paraded around on day time television, being over hyped for their first concert, no music was actually being written for the performance. The producer reveals the night before the first concert that he hired Randy Newman to write the music, but it didn't come out well.

The duo is forced to take existing music, and dub their own lines over the audio. Performing on stage without actually singing. The show begins to a large audience. Only 4 minutes into the performance, Deuu falls off the stage, which clearly shows he is not the one singing. The audience turns sour to the band, as Chad dances like Ashley Simpson in the limelight. The duo is later in Chad's room with the producer, who runs off with all the money they attained within that time, while they are being blasted on the media for faking their performance. In the end, Chad realizes the duo still don't know how to play any music, as they scream.
The P*psi Incident (2009)

"The P\*psi Incident" refers to a 2009 event in the show's history that nearly ended the series. An email, seemingly from the P\*psi corporation, would lead to the show being renamed to "C N' P". Ultimately the show was rebooted when the name change took place.

### Legal Issue

In early 2009, Alexo had received an email to cease and desist using the name "P\*psi" in all future media related to the series. At this point in time the show was called "Coke N' P\*psi", with one of the main characters sharing the same name. While the email quickly made Alexo reconsider the name's of the character's, and show, it has never been verified as legitimately from the corporation.

Pepsi social media profiles (MountainDew & Pepsi) would begin to follow Alexo on twitter in the year 2012. By 2015, Alexo reached the conclusion that the email was apart of a trolling effort by former community members of a halo group he departed from in 2008. While the email ceased the show's production for nearly a year, development's in the restructure of the series took place to prevent the legal issue from being possible again in the future.

### Later years

While the P\*psi incident lead to the show changing it's name to CNP, and Peter being given his name, the event has been immortalized as a reoccurring joke in the series. Anytime the word "P\*psi" is said, it is promptly censored.
Chad Cola

Chad Cola is one of the main characters on CNP. Chad is usually portrayed as depressed, socially distant, and has a distaste for social status and ignorance. Chad lives with his older brother Peter, who is the only guardian and family he has. Their parents are always written as deceased. The two brothers are often angry and fighting with each other.

## Character

### Aliases

Coke
Chode

Cock

Chad O'shmiley

### Relatives

Mr. Cola - Father (Deceased)Mrs. Cola - Mother (Deceased)Peter Cola - Guardian/Brother

## Appearances

### Appears in

H3: Pilot's (Standoff) (2008 , 2014, 2016-2020)H3: School (2009-2010, 2014)

HR: (2010-2020)

Cartoon: School (2012)

Fix News (2014-2018)

H2: XBLA (2014)

H2A: School (2014)

H5 (2016)

Gmod (2021- Current)

### Debut

Coke N' Pepsi #1: Mock Thy Neighbor (2008)

Chad's best friend is Deuu Dino, another kid that goes to his high school. Chad enjoys Deuu's company with discussion on internet humor, and a shared taste in music, movies, and views about their peers.

Often times, chad is seen defending Deuu and himself from the shows antagonist, Richard. Chad see's Richard and the "popular kids" as the failure of society to teach people to be more accepting of one another. The constant ridicule, and downright abuse from the other kids, has chad forever hating his life, distracting himself with video games and online videos.

Aspects of Chad's conversations often include sarcasm, hopelessness, and short bursts of anger. But Chad also displays empathy, sadness, depression, and even joy in some situations. Chad is one of the more complex characters on the show with these aspects being interchangeable, depending on the context of the plot.

## Character Origin's

In February of 2008, discussions for the initial CNP series included the goal of making a Character called "Coke". Chad would begin developing from that moment.

The Initial introduction of the character in "Mock thy Nieghbor" (First Pilot), was a naive, often aloof and small minded character. Coke had a generally short attention span, and often was easily impressed by objects of low intelligence.

With The P\*psi Incident (2009) , Coke was changed into "Chad". The character was rewritten to become reserved, less naive, and generally depressed. Chad would eventually be written within this personality into the future.

By 2011, Chad had become a well received in ranting about different subjects in multiple episodes of the show. Rants would cease production in 2014. Chad's long winded individual rants can still be glimpsed in influence from time to time in the shows writing.

## Various Appearances

First Appearance in "Mock Thy Neighbor".Chad in the first episode of Halo: Reach (2010).Chad in "CNP Nyan Cat" (2011).Chad in the CNP Cartoon Pilot from 2012.Chad in Halo 2 Anniversary from "Killed by 343 Part 3" (2014)Chad in the first Halo 5 episode (2016).Chad's character in World of Warcraft, from the episode "Warcrack" (2018).Chad in the first Gmod Episode (2021).Chad in CNP 64 (2023)
The News Universe

The News Universe is instances of the CNP universe. In this universe, all the character's are news correspondents on a news broadcast called "Fix News"

Fix News has crossed over into both the Standoff Universe, and School Universe. Making this one of the few instances of multiverse cross overs in the show.
Whopper Guy

The Whopper Guy is a character Created by Alexo in January of 2008. The character was an obnoxious elite, who would drive up to fast food drive thru's, and scream for whoppers. Without the request of whoppers being met, the whopper guy would result to violence.

Whopper guy first appeared in the film "The Whopper Guy", released January 12th, 2008. The film would go on to spawn 3 more parts, and a canceled 5th episode of the series in 2009.

The Whopper Guy would appear as a character in the Pilot series of CNP in 2008, during the third episode of the series. Here the whopper guy was portrayed as random person in a store, soon resorting to violence and screaming for whoppers.

Whopper Guy appeared again in CNP: Anniversary to reprise the role in the 3rd Pilot's remaster. The 2015 appearance is the current final appearance of The Whopper Guy across all Alexo projects released since.

## Whopper Guy The Series

### The Whopper Guy

January 12th 2008 saw the release of the first whopper guy video. The short was made by Alexo, and concepted with a friend named Matt. Alex and Matt used an xbox live microphone to record the voice over for the video. The voices were recorded in an xbox live voice message, and played back on the capture device to capture the audio. The original video took a week to produce.

### Whopper Guy #2: Wendy's

The second episode features the whopper guy going to a wendy's for whoppers. Released on February 3rd, 2008. An xbox live friend named Leon would go on to voice and body act for the employee of the restaurant. Matt returned as the voice again in archival audio, with Alexo adding additional lines in his own rendition of the character.

### Whopper Guy# 3: Alexo Meets the Whopper Guy

Released March 1st, 2008. The third episode features Alexo, who is seemingly lost driving around a foundry map. The map is implied to be a large city. Alexo stops to ask someone for directions, which turns out to be the whopper guy. After a short exchange, Alexo travels the city for 2 hours, without finding another person. He returns to the whopper guy. The whopper guy, in a psychosis, proceeds to beat Alexo up in the final seconds of the episode. This was the final episode of Whopper Guy to include Matt's archival lines.

### Whopper Guy #4

The 4th, and final episode of the Whopper Guy series released April 27th, 2008. The episode starts with Alexo leaving a hospital after recovery from the incident in the previous episode. Announcing an awful title for a new series, to which Alexo reveals his fear of the Whopper Guy. Suddenly, the whopper guy appears, and Alexo threatens him at gun point. A brutal execution nearly takes place, with the whopper guy soon turning to scream "Five Dollar Footlong!" Alexo then screams "JARED'S A PUSSY" as the special ends. This was the first episode of Whopper guy to feature Alexo as the only voice actor for Whopper guy.
The CNP series Wiki

**Welcome to the The CNP series Wiki!**
CNP is a Machinima Comedy series releasing episodes since May 24th, 2008.

After 15 years, it is one of the longest running machinima series in history. The series has reached fans around the globe, and continues to evolve with each season released.

It's a show about everything. You never know what you will get.

The show generally follows the miss-adventures of Chad, his best friend Deuu, and Chad's older brother Peter. With multiple realities and Universe that have existed through out the shows run. Generally most episodes take place within a universe where Chad and Deuu are high school students, while Peter is an alcoholic with an ambiguous job taking care of his younger brother.

The show has been deemed by fans as "The South Park of Halo". Still encapsulating the spirit of a golden age of machinima. Still alive in the modern age. This Wiki will attempt to guide and keep historical events of the series documented.

The show is a rabbit hole worth researching. Provided on this wiki is information on all aspects of the series archived by fans, and provided by the creator of the show, Alexo.

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## Characters

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"CNP 1" (2009)

"C N' P #1" is an Episode of the CNP series released on December 3rd, 2009. It is the 6th release episode of the entire series, and the first reboot of the CNP series into a new setting and reality, known as "The School Universe".

This is the first episode of the series to use the title "C N P" in any capacity. It was produced as a new introduction to the series. With the name being changed after "The P\*psi Incident". Coke N Pepsi was now changed to "C N' P". Coke became a character named Chad. P\*psi was now called Peter.

## "CNP #1"

### Director

Alexo

The introduction episode shares with us that Chad and Peter have moved to a lackluster home. Chad has to attend a school close by, and his brother Peter try's to be supportive. Chad is still apprehensive in his first day. Soon, Chad is introduced to his locker that is haunted by a celebrity, a weird group of girls, and contemplating how lonely this new school could actually be.

This is one of only a few episodes in the show's history to not include Deuu Dino.
"Deserted" (2022)

"CNP: Deserted" is the first episode of the 14th season of the series, released January 1st, 2022. This was the first episode written and produced by NiftyNihilist, and the 5th episode of the Garry's Mod era of the series.

## "Deserted"

### Director

Alexo, NiftyNihilist

The trio is stranded in the middle of a Desert. Peter soon enquires as to how they ended up in this situation, to which chad bluntly claims "A random circumstance off screen". Deuu is quick to claim it will be on the DVD of the trio at "mother fucking burning man". Soon, Peter begins to hallucinate, finding a rock that he thinks is a full bottle of Grey Goose liquor.

Chad is glad Deuu and him haven't succumbed to hallucinations in the open desert sun. But suddenly, Deuu is beyond thrilled to find a giant boulder in the distance. Deuu talks about the "pioneers riding these babies for miles". As he sits on the rock, he realizes it won't move. Screaming into the abyss "NICKELODEON LIED TO ME". Soon, Deuu is halucinating a number of Anime Body pillows in the distance, claiming its praise for a great Pink Floyd album cover.

Chad soon begins to hallucinate shrinking, and begins to have an existential crisis. Suddenly, a man screams out asking what the trio is doing in his back yard. The trio soon gaze to see an entire city sitting right next to them. Chad cannot believe civilization was right next to them the entire time, to which the random man yell's "Welcome to egypt bitch".

## Production

The episode was made in under 10 hours on Sunday, December 12th, 2021. There was a week of preliminary discussions of possible plotlines to assemble in audio and video for a single day production on the 12th. It was the first episode with NiftyNihilist being involved with audio structure and plot idea's. The episodes final location and plot was also used as an opportunity to introduce filming capabilities in the Garry's Mod engine. The single map, and few filming locations, resulted in a production that could be made in the window of time under 12 hours in a single Day.

The plots conception was the result of a single question: What would happen if they were stranded and began hallucinating?

After the episodes release, it was deciphered that the episode is almost a sequel to the episode "CNP: Goto Mars". The Mar's episode featured all 3 characters stuck in the desert in Egypt. The 2018 episode was made in the standoff universe. Alexo has stated that it was a complete coincidence, and wasn't intended to directly tie to the previous episode or universe.
"Peter X Deuu" (2019)

"CNP: Peter X Deuu" is a CNP episode released on May 23rd, 2019. In this Episode, Peter and Deuu switch bodies. This episode was written in 2018.

## "Peter X Deuu"

### Director

Alexo

The episode is one of two episodes produced in the 2019 series, including "Halloween 2", which used an older episodes footage.

This is the single episode of the short 2019 series with brand new dialogue and visuals.

## Plot

P\*psi discusses crazy conspiracies with Coke, how Seth McFarlan will take over the media to become the conglomerate Red Star corporation in the year 2112. Deuu interrupts them outside the base, and P\*psi try's to assert his insane beliefs to Coke and Deuu, with terrible web sources for accurate information. P\*psi soon runs away.

Deuu and Coke comment on P\*psi's insane ranting, while we soon cut to P\*psi waking up in the Ru Base. He is unaware that he is now inside Deuu's body. Deuu awakes inside the Us Base to see he now inside P\*psi's body. Coke greet's Deuu, shocked to find he does a great Impression of Deuu.

P\*psi eventually arrives at the base, and is soon exposed to racism for being in Deuu's body. Ted begins yelling and spouting the same fringe beliefs he had in the earlier scene's to P\*psi, who is in Deuu's body. P\*psi responds by telling Ted he is a white man. Ted apologizes, and says he needs to stick to his sources, completely buying anything he is told regardless of what his eyes see.

Coke says they are likely stuck this way, to which Deuu cries for his johnson back.

## 11th Anniversary Episode

In 2021 Alexo revealed he was in a bad state of mind to produce the series in healthy aspects with the original toolsets. This depression and feeling began by 2019. The idea's for the show outgrew the possibilities capable in engine confines of the tools used for over 10 years. Production on the 2020 series was decided as the final use of the original tools after the 2019 series slowed in new releases.

Episodes "Deuu's Box" and "GG scrubs" had existed since 2018 and 2017 at this time also. Ultimately it was decided to create them in the Halo 3 engine, and release them in 2020 as the final batch.

Episodes "Billy Gamestop's Soul Swap", "B& 2", and "Red Deuu" had existed at this time, but were unable to be produced viably in the Halo engine. This point in the series became a time where engine confines, and attempted concepts, lead Alexo failing to see the series keeping any variety. The director was discouraged, seeing just characters standing around and talking, Followed by zoom in shots on the face, to establish humor. The same limitation on repeat.

The show had more in it then the original toolset could capture, other episode idea's were being reconsidered. This would help lead to the Garry's mod era of the series.