Sarge vs Boomstick

## Interlude

Max: Tell me What is your favorite weapon? For me it my Gun sword

Axel: For me it difficult but it have to be a spear

Me: For me I let that be in the air but still some things aren’t as so old fansions as the shotgun like our two combatants

Max: Boomstick, Death Battle Famous Host like yours truly

Axel: And Sarge, Red Team Colonel

Me: I’m Patrick and those two are Max and Axel and it not really our job to research these two combatants Intelligence,Weaponry,Strengths,And Weaknesses to find out who Would Win in the battlerealm

## Sarge

Max: A simple question why are we here

Axel: Cause I lost a bet.

Max: While for the reds no clue no idea how they got here ok Fine they were there cause Agent Florida or Flowers recruiting the worst of the worst of soldiers in red Gulch with the Alpha A.I And there were just simulations for their adventures before in the Red Gulch But after that the team helped shut down Project Freelancers and ended up on Chorus and helped defeat Hargrove forces at the cost of Epsilon the memory of Church

Me: Wow that’s surprising

Axel: Yep that coming from a machinima which seemed to now have the deep plots of Halo before season 15 to now

Max: However they been at red gulch for awhile with one of them being known as Sarge

Me: Wait just Sarge

Axel: Yep just Sarge no one knows his real name well anyone else but it a weird one I could tell

Max: But for his Weapons his has his Shotgun which has 6 shells and scatters when shot

Me: And a Battle Rifle which shoots out three bullets and have 36 rounds

Axel: And he has a lot of achievements such as making Grif still be alive,Outsmarting Agent Washington,And Created multiple robots some with a 10 megaton bomb in a robot And was sent them into the future by a bomb.

Max: Sounds interesting

Feats

Leader of the reds

Built Lopez and Lopez 2.0

Was the Meta downfall

Killed Tex clones and Wyoming Clones

Max: Ok for Weapons he have his shotgun which his Shotgun with 6 shells for close range and send out scattered bullets

Axel: And a Battle Rifle which burst out 3 bullets or 1 at a time and holds 36 bullets

Me: Magnum a secondary weapon shoots out a single shot each time and it holds 8 rounds

Max: Sniper Rifle which hold 4 rounds and can go for a long range but he just use it for spying since he hates long range since they are unmanly

Axel: And a Frag Grenade which is basically a Hand Grenade

Max: And the Gravity Hammer which sends gravitational shockwaves and is used for Grifball

Axel: What’s Grifball

Me: Oh, it's a game invented by him with it building around killing the player with the ball through the use of Gravity Hammer which is usual Grif

Max: I wish I did that to you Axel

Axel: (Sarcastic) Jeez thanks for that Max But Sarge is a Fighter he is a combat veteran he outsmarted Washington

Max: He can build robots in a short amount of time and he fix the Jeep and turn Simmons into a Cyborg

Me: But he has a few weaknesses

Weakness

Stays at a close range

Shoot First, Ask Questions Second

Most plans are delusively grandiose and delusional and overly complicated

Axel: He Shoot First think later and prefer to be at a close range and while sometimes smart his plan can be delusional

Max: Yeah But he’s a great Overall and can he beat Boomstick maybe

Sarge: You just got Sarge’d

## Boomstick

Axel: What happens when you cross a cyborg Scientist and a Shotgun for a leg Hillbilly you get a show called death battle

Max: There not a lot for Boomstick in origin wise that led him to death battle but he been on aforementioned death battle for years and with his friend Wiz the two research combatants and have the two battle it out

Feats

The Best Woodsman Shotgun Wood Carver

Managed to hit a shark while underwater

Capable of knocking down trees

Was Frozen Solid,Turn into gold coins,and turn back into normal

Me: But has a bit of feats like punching Wiz before he could react,Punched off a tree,And eaten fire which doesn’t sound too impressive but keep in mind he usually drinks tons of alcohol per day which would have make your insides be practically incinerated!

Max: I gonna try Patrick get me my flamethrower and 20 packs of beer!

Me: No. I not having to get you to the doctors!

Axel: Don’t forget about his weapons like his Pump Action Shotgun And Super Shotgun Leg

Max: Sweet how did he get that

Axel: Easy with a simple cost of your leg

Max: Ok never mind

Me: But there a ton of weapons so let just be lazy

Weaponry

Pump Action Shotgun

Super Shotgun Leg

-Is actually useable

-Is the Super Shotgun From Doom 2

Laser Guided Kitten Cannon

-Was paid for Netflix

Boomstick’s Car

-Was destroyed by Riptor

-Might have been fixed up

Knife

-Used while playing the knife game with an intern And it didn’t end well for the intern

Mjolnir Powered Assault Armor

-His stats should increase

M90 Shotgun

-Used in the Red Vs Blue Crossover

-Pump Shotgun

-Spreads up to 15 pellets

-Have Soellkraft 8 Gauge

Brute Shot

-Used in the Red vs Blue Crossover

-Has a long Blade

-Can Fire 4 Rounds in 3 Seconds

BR55 battle rifle

-Used in the Red vs Blue Crossover

-It’s magazine holds 36 rounds

-Has 2 modes; Single and 3 shot burst

-Has a Range Of 3000 feet

Domed Energy Shield

-Used in Red vs Blue Crossover- Can Block billets,explosions, and Shells from tanks

-Has a time limit in between uses

Baby Cannon

-Likely look similar to the Laser Guided Kitten Cannon

-Has been patented

-Take about 9 Months to reload

Gravity Gun

-Use to grab a beer and kick ass

Onyx Roses

-Used against people who don’t make a sandwich fast enough

-Yes He Also Use his leg/Shotgun leg somehow

Linegun

-Used to chop off enemies limbs that run at him

-Comes with proximity mines

A Tarp

-Keep one just in case blood go flying

Dune Buggy

-Said He Have one

Rake Sword

-Used to raked people

Fireworks

-Shot At Wiz House when he mourning

Bombs

-Bombs can blow up a roof

Beartrap

Whisky

-Dulls Pain

Potato Gun

-Shoots enough force to knock Wiz into a coma for a month

Flamethrower

Boomstick’s Chainsaw

-Take a lot of gas

Trident of Poseidon

-Can Control Water

-Can summon storms

-Can create force fields

-Unleash Lightning

-Can teleport it user

-Only works in water

-Possibly Beer also

Mega Buster

-When Charged Up Can Shoot Shots Or Regular Bloop Bloop Shots

Max: Nice impressive lineup of guns and weapons!

Me: But Boomstick have weaknesses

Axel: Like every-fucking-one else

Weaknesses

His “Beat The shit out of everything that moves” Strategy could backfire on him

Without Weapons or Armor is not as strong or fast

Easily Tricked

Axel: His beat the shut out of everything that moves could and probably would backfire on him

Max: Without his Weapons nor Armor is not as fast nor strong

Me: And is easily tricked

Max: But could he beat Sarge well let find out

## Battle

Max: The Shotguns are loaded and the debate is about to end once and for all. I can see the ending

All: It’s a show of blood, gore, and much more! It’s Battlerealm!

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Valhalla

???

We see Sarge walking in the red Base as he hear some people voice

Boomstick: The Meta just couldn't get ahead of his competition.

Wiz: The winner is Agent Carolina.

Sarge enters the room

Sarge: Hey! What in Sam Hill are you two doing fraternizing with the blue devil and a-

Sarge notices Wiz and Boomstick.

Sarge: Who the hell are these dirtbags?

Wiz: Wha-ho! Easy there, sir. We're just here from Command!

Boomstick: Hey, nice shotgun! I like the cut of your jib!

Sarge: Hehehe. Well, whaddaya know? Someone who has an eye for the finer things in life!

Boomstick: Yeah. Although mines better

Sarge: No your wrong there. Because mine would shoot your head off with the wind of a warning shot

Boomstick: Oh you bet so!

Boomstick raises his shotgun at Sarge who does the same to Boomstick

(Cue Invader & Yes I’m doing music adding music to this ok) https://youtu.be/92H3Mscg7QQ)

Boomstick: Then we’ll see in a Death battle!

Simmons: Why aren’t you stopping them

Wiz: After all he done during my job he deserves what coming to him

Grif: Let’s Just Watch the carnage

Caboose: Can’t Wait for Broomstick fight the pirate

Grif: Uh figh-

Sarge And Boomstick shoots Grif injuring him

Grif: Why me!

Sarge & Boomstick: **DRAW!**

(Cue: Fatum lustum Stultorum/https://youtu.be/m1CFv5OPQes)

Both shoot at the same time but the bullet hit the other canceling out the attack and both reload and continued to shoot until Boomstick shot Sarge in the arm but his bullet hit him in the stomach

Sarge: Checkmate

Boomstick uses a shoulder bash on Sarge knocking him out of the base

Sarge: Hey That was cheap

Boomstick: As cheap as uh… how you got… your… rank… of Sargent?

Sarge: Hey! You take that back

Boomstick: Make me!

Sarge shoots Boomstick again hurting him

Boomstick: Right forgot about the shotgun

Boomstick shoots at Sarge

Sarge: Gah!

Boomstick: And So did you!

The two went at it again shooting at the other hiding behind some cover with one getting and shooting while the other does so in tandem but neither was hit

Sarge: Why won’t you take the bullets like a man

Boomstick: Why don’t you do that to mine!

Grif: This is getting boring real quick

Wiz: Don’t worry Boomstick brought his entire arsenal

Simmons: Why?

Wiz: He wanted to kill some squirrels on the way back

Boomstick shoots again but ran out of ammo

Sarge: Ha your done for!

Sarge shoots… just to come with a click

Sarge: Welp Grif you brought the ammo

Grif: It’s in the Base since we didn’t have a fight

Sarge: Than go get It-

Sarge get bashed by the Brute Shot

Boomstick: So it’s an impasse for the shotguns but I’ll win this fight and drink my whiskey in victory!

Sarge kicks Boomstick at the Stomach But the hit went a little lower than it’s target to put it at that as Boomstick fell to the ground in pain

Boomstick: Gah! My keys

Sarge: Ok so where is any extra ammo

Simmons: In the Warthog

Sarge: Ok. I’ll be back… with more ammo.

Sarge runs off to the Warthog or Puma which is to your liking and grabs the ammo and loaded his shotgun

Sarge: Now for-

Shots from Boomstick Brute Shot hit the ground

Sarge: Son Of a bit-

(Cue Ice Fight https://youtu.be/yfPPFy8e7TI)

It explode sending Sarge flying before hitting the ground of the base

Boomstick: That’s for Johnny Cage Punch

Boomstick Beats Sarge with the blade part of the weapon for five times before stopping from boredom

Boomstick: This is getting boring

Boomstick gets shot in the arm sending the Brute Shot flying to the base where Grif picks it up

Grif: Yoink!

Boomstick: I hate you

Sarge: I hate him two that dirtbag!

Boomstick: Huh

Sarge: So you hate Grif so you aren’t completely lost in the head

Boomstick brings out a BR55 Battle Rifle

Boomstick: But you still punch me in the balls so not getting off Scot free

Boomstick begins to shoot three burst

Sarge: My should save my shotgun for the finishing blow mostly because there WAS BARELY  ANYTHING!

Grif: What?! SORRY SARGE I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE GUN!

Sarge: YOUR HOPELESS!

Grif: You Hop list! What’s that even!

Sarge: When this is Over you getting a beatdown

Sarge brings out a BR55 Battle Rifle Of his own but shoots one bullet at a time instead of three burst with both doing basically nothing to the opponent before one went just to be a click

Sarge: Ha your done for son!

Sarge shoots at Boomstick But he dodges for 9 times before Sarge weapon went click

Boomstick: Once again an impasse

Sarge: Not for long!

Sarge takes out a Magnum and shoots at Boomstick leg injuring it

Boomstick: Cheap Shot

Sarge: That’s was for earlier

Boomstick: Oh want to be cheap than I’m getting something

We fade out to a bit later

Grif: What’s taking him so long!

Wiz: Be patient when he’s driving he crashes. A lot.

Simmons: This is pointless

We hear heavy metal music

Grif: Sure it is But it’s fun to watch them to be beaten a new one

Simmons: Yeah no

Caboose: Do anyone know where the popcorn at

Simmons: We don’t have popcorn

Grif: What Than What did I have earlier

Simmons: It was styrofoam

Grif: Huh So That Why it tasted like styrofoam

Caboose: What’s styrofoam

Wiz: Is he always this stupid

Simmons: Yes He is

Caboose: Who He

Simmons: He is you.

Caboose:And You is He I Got It now!

Simmons: What?! Know what nevermind. Is it me or is there music here

We see Boomstick driving his car over hill crashing into Sarge hitting a wall

Boomstick: Take That! Even if it did costed me my car.. again seriously screw that dino

Simmons: Do I want to know

Wiz: No.

Sarge: Really Lopez

We see a robot entering the picture named Lopez

Lopez: ¡¿Qué es lo que quieres ahora?! (What do you want now?!)

Sarge: Lopez get the car off of me

Lopez: Bien, pero no me molestes después de esto, idiota. (Fine But don’t bother me after this, you moron.)

Lopez move the car allowing Sarge to escape before Lopez walk off

Sarge: Now Where were we?!

Sarge takes out his shotgun and shoots at Boomstick which did nothing as we see Boomstick has his Domed Energy Shield Up

Boomstick: Ha I have my shield up and since all you have no melee Weapons I'm Safe!

Sarge: I was saving this for next Grifball season but since it’s on hiatus might make sure I’m not rusty

Boomstick: What?!

Sarge takes out Gravity Hammer and rushes in to attack

Boomstick: No wait stop!

Sarge hits Boomstick and subsequently caused an explosion from the car sending both up and onto the ground as Sarge gets up he aims his shotgun at Boomstick

Sarge: Sorry sonny But this is a battle for me so can someone get the person in charge of confetti! Anyways Goodbye

Sarge presses the trigger but before he heard a click he gotten shot backwards causing him to hit the ground

Sarge: What The?

(Cue Invader https://youtu.be/92H3Mscg7QQ)

Boomstick gets up with his suit falling apart and reveals his face and the fact that he has a shotgun on his left leg

Boomstick: Ha I’m not out yet in fact I haven't even begun

Boomstick takes out a Gravity Gun and uses it to take the Gravity Hammer and throws it away in which it hits Grif

Grif: Are you fucking Kidding me

Boomstick: Nope.

Grif: It was rhetorical

Boomstick: But That Hammer wasn’t

Boomstick gets shot in his other leg causing him to turn around

Boomstick: Ah! Fuck! Really!

Sarge: I’m appreciate that you hit Grif with my weapon but still this isn’t over

Boomstick: I know

Boomstick uses the Gravity Gun to grab the hood of his car which was send flying at Sarge hurting him

Sarge: Ow!

Sarge grabs his shotgun and shoots at Boomstick Hand But Boomstick brough Gravity Gun to a bit to The to side the retrieved the hood and in turn blocked the shot but it destroyed the gun

Boomstick: Hey!

Boomstick attack’s Sarge with his fist before throwing him over before taking out Onyx Rose which was shot away by a magnum

Boomstick: I didn’t even get to use them

Sarge: And you ain’t ever gonna use

Boomstick hide behind some cover as he puts on another piece of arsenal as Sarge continued to fire

Sarge: Come on out and take these shots like a man

Boomstick complies and goes out with the Mega Buster and shoots Bloop Bloop shots but that barely affected Sarge

Sarge: Really that’s disappointin-

Boomstick charges up the Buster while Sarge was talking and delivers a charged shot which knocks Sarge to the floor

Boomstick: Is it still disappointing!

Sarge throws a frag grenade at Boomstick who shoots at it with a charge shot which blows up the grenade sending Boomstick to the cover hurting his back

Boomstick: Ow!

Boomstick gets shot in his right arm

Boomstick: Cheap Shot!

Sarge: You call it cheap while I call it fair

Boomstick holds his arm to see the now destroyed Mega Buster

Boomstick: Dammit time for another attack

Sarge: Ok are you ready to come out coward.

A dead baby is sent at Sarge hitting him

Sarge: The Sam Hell was that!

Boomstick is seen with a baby cannon

Boomstick: Haven’t Used this Thing Since two thousand and eleven and I ran out of babies but I still have my

We see Boomstick with a Laser Guided Kitten Cannon and shoots at Sarge who shoots at the projectiles in order to negate the attack it continued before the Magnum ran out of ammo but so did Boomstick

Boomstick: Was hoping to keep the kittens so I could use them in next PR Event

Sarge sees that the projectiles were kittens

Sarge: Huh The casualties Of War

Sarge turns around just to meet with a flamethrower burning him and got Sarge in a corner and continues as Sarge screams in pain while the fire doesn't damage his suit mostly… it was hurting him he he was burning the suit conducting the heat and burning him and it went on for two minutes before Boomstick ran out put fuel

Boomstick: Well Uh time for my chains-

Boomstick was kicked in the junk hurting more since he didn’t have any armor causing him to fall to the ground and hold his crotch in pain

(Cue I’m the one interstrumatal https://youtu.be/vTfWn\_8yIhc)

Sarge: Take That

Sarge runs and takes the Gravity Hammer from them as Boomstick gets up with a Chainsaw and runs at them and when he got up close strike but Sarge uses the Hammer to keep the Chainsaw to hit him as both enter a brief struggle trying to overpower the other with at point seeming Boomstick was before Sarge took the lead and continued this hot potato game until…

Boomstick Chainsaw ran out of fuel

Boomstick: Well son of a bitc-

Boomstick was hit with the Gravity Hammer knocking him backwards and breaking one or two bones but than Boomstick gets up and takes out a potato gun

Sarge: Do you think that’s effectiv-

Sarge gets hit by the potato and launched several feet backwards

Grif: Huh can I have a potato

A potato was launched at Grif… in the crotch causing the yellow soldier to fall to the ground in pain

Grif: Why?!

Boomstick: Why not? Now for a new vehicle

Wiz: Please don’t destroy it it’s the only ride home now

Simmons: What?

Wiz: Jocelyn took my car for joyride after canceling her show after a dispute over right resulted in Green Lantern vs Ben 10. I mean I get we could've done a better job but sheesh I mean those people are adults arguing about our results about us adults arguing why this person is the winner!

Simmons: Ok

Sarge gets up as he ducks to avoid Boomstick with a Chainsaw driving a dune buggy

Boomstick: Missed him

Sarge: Simmons. Grrrrif. I need you two to Man the warthog

Grif: You mean the Puma.

Sarge bashes Grif with his shotgun and they go off as Boomstick drives up

Boomstick: Wiz drive

Wiz: Why?

Boomstick: So I can attack them plus you need a ride home plus want to stand next to him

Caboose: I’m just here for the show

Wiz: Valid Point.

Wiz gets in and drives off as we cut to Warthog going over the hill with Simmons at the mounted minigun shooting at them while Wiz tries to dodge but gets a few damages to the buggy as Boomstick takes out the potato gun shoots shoots at Simmons nailing him in the head causing him to going wavy with the minigun shooting it over the place

Sarge: Simmons Get back to shooting at them ugh Fine Grif Get me in close to the car

Grif: I don’t think that’s a good idea

Sarge: If you don’t want me to take a hammer to you snacks than

Grif: Fine!

The Warthog gets to the passenger side of dune buggy as Sarge pushes the shotgun pass Grif so he can aim at Boomstick But the drunk uses his shotgun mounted leg to shoot at the tire in the back causing Grif to steer out of control knocking Sarge off his aim causing the blast to miss the dune buggy but with the damage it caused them to make turns and in turn slam into the dune buggy sending it off course making it scrape against a few boulders as Simmons recuperate he continued his strike and shot at the tires like Boomstick and caused the visible ones to be destroyed causing them to nearly go out of control

Sarge: Grif Why did you go out of control

Grif: Why indeed. Maybe it was because they shot one of our tires!

Sarge: There’s no excuses!

We cut inside of the dune buggy who just gotten out of there previous predicament

Boomstick: So there think they’ll get away with that

Boomstick pulls out a bomb

Wiz: This isn’t gonna end well

Boomstick throws it hitting Grif in the head causing him to lose control for a moment before the bomb reached the floor of the Warthog

Sarge: Who taught you to drive! A blind armless person

Grif: Something hit me I swear it should be in here

Grif takes one arm off of the steering wheel and grabs to bomb

Grif: Here it is… Uh oh

Sarge: Grif! I knew you’d be the death to me!

Simmons: Throw it throw it!

Sarge: Oh right

Sarge throws it as it exploded causing the Warthog to fly left and started to descend into the dune buggy as Boomstick looks on with awe while Wiz looks on with horror before it dropped onto them nearly crushing them

Sarge: You tried to kill us you dirtbag

Boomstick: You tried to kill me! Ugh I getting a drink

A frag grenade dropped from the warthog and Boomstick grabs it by accident when reaching  for his beer and pops off the pin like he was removing the bottle cap and tries to drink it before throwing it upwards in realization

Sarge: Son Of a Bitch!

Grif: Son Of a Bitch!

Wiz: Son Of a Bitch!

Simmons: Son Of a Bitch!

Boomstick: Son Of a bitc-

(Stop Music)

The grenade explodes sending everything across the place as we see Boomstick landed on a mountain with a crap ton of life ending injuries

Boomstick: Well shit.

Boomstick grabs out some beer and drinks while we cut to Sarge landing on a platform above the place elevated about ten yards maybe at least

Sarge: Well time see where this Boomstick is at

Sarge takes a Sniper Rifle and spy’s on the rest, seeing Grif stuck in a tree making a “grr!” Sound, Wiz hitting his crotch on a rock and holding it in pain, and Simmons on the ground near Caboose

Caboose: Huh It’s rain armored men!

Sarge: Where is the blasted devil are you

(Cue Boss Fight https://youtu.be/WK20zD0sez4)

Sarge turns around and battered Boomstick with the sniper Rifle causing the co-host to drop the knife he was brandishing and Sarge sees that and puts away the sniper rifle rushes at it but he and Boomstick fight over it Boomstick punched Sarge and took the knife back but Sarge threw Boomstick over and he had to drop the knife in order the use both hands to pull himself up to meet Sarge pointing a shotgun at his head

Sarge: Look like you just got Sarged

Boomstick looked like to use hammerspace to pull his potato gun and use his finally shot and so he shot Sarge in the crotch causing him to go to the ground

Boomstick: Yes!

Boomstick loses his grip on the cliff and grabs Sarge leg causing him to fall along with Boomstick and once the two hit the ground after a bit the two get up with Boomstick drinking whiskey

Sarge: Really son you shot me in the gonads

Boomstick: Yeah we’re even now

Sarge grabs the knife

Sarge: Yeah no.

Boomstick: So be it

Boomstick uses the whiskey and smashes on Sarge causing him to be disillusioned and quickly kicks him away and grabs the knife before stabbing it in his arm but Sarge propel his foot into Boomstick sending him back and causing the knife to break before Boomstick runs off as Sarge follows but a tad slower and when he caught he see Boomstick with a wad of tied of fireworks

Boomstick: Time for an early Fourth of July!

Boomstick throws The fireworks at Sarge takes out the flamethrower and clicked and it was able to send of a small stream before sputtering and falling but the stream was enough to light the fireworks as Sarge got up Boomstick grabs the fireworks and throw it at Sarge as the fly at Sarge for a bit before blowing up one by one causing a small explosion sending Sarge in the air

Boomstick: And….

Sarge hits the ground behind Boomstick

(Cue Desperate Struggle https://youtu.be/aAx22jx41kU)

Boomstick: There it is

Sarge gets up and sees Boomstick with a rake sword

Boomstick: Hah aha! Prepare to be raked

Sarge: Huh didn’t take you as apart of those people

Boomstick: No it’s Rake Add on a D at the end to get rake-

Boomstick has his rake destroyed by Sarge with his Gravity Hammer and hits Boomstick in the face sending him flying into a pile of rocks before he got up with his chainsaw

Boomstick: Time for another desperate struggle!

Boomstick revs up the chainsaw before it activates and Boomstick rushes at Sarge and like a repeat Sarge used his Hammer to protect himself from getting hit by the chainsaw and both tried to out power the other with both giving it all but unlike last time there was a winner overpowering the other and causing the weapon to land on them causing blood to spray before the weapon ran out of juice

Sarge: Gotcha.

Sarge attack’s Boomstick But he quickly brings out a Linegun and closes the line at the handle of the Gravity Gun and like last time But the roles reversed it went on but Boomstick was able to split the weapon in two destroying it before going towards Sarge but he dodges and knocks it away hitting a cliff and causing the final push for a rock to fall and the two jump out of the way as the Linegun was destroyed

Sarge: Guess you ran out gadgets

Boomstick: Not Yet

Boomstick reaches for a weapon coming in contact with one of the Onyx Roses and shoots at Sarge stunning him as Boomstick runs away as Sarge reconfigures and searches for him

Sarge: Come out wherever you are at

Sarge passes over a tarp with a bump under it as Sarge backs to it before about to shoot at it but he took one step too far and stepped onto a bear trap and than the tarp is thrown over him revealing it to be Boomstick with the rest of Onyx Rose on his hands and legs even his shotgun leg  and shoots at Sarge continuing making holes in the tap and rendering it near unusable via the amount of holes in it as Boomstick continued to shoot until he ran out of bullets for all of them as Sarge forces himself up clearly damaged by the barrage of bullets as Boomstick brings out the trident of Poseidon and sends a pool of water in the base at Sarge hitting before electrocuting him with lightning before creating a forcefield when Sarge shoots at Boomstick ceasing the attack before

Boomstick: I’m unstoppable!

Boomstick dodges a Shotgun Blast by teleporting to Behind Sarge, in front of him, and multiple times before ending above the red’s Base And Used the trident to keep him from falling but lost his grip when swatting a bird and lands on the ground as Sarge Points his shotgun as Boomstick as the drunk brings out his own being a pump action shotgun before both going close but ended with both shotgun at the other’s chest

(Cue The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly Theme https://youtu.be/AFa1-kciCb4)

Sarge: You can back out

Boomstick: So do you you just saying that to me to hope to stop the fight to say I’m a coward to hide for the fact that you wanted not to risk your life

Sarge: Huh Than so be it

Boomstick burps before the two shoot one was able to move from the bullets trajectory and shot the other in the chin blowing their head up while the other had there blown up while there bullet still hit but not the target he was aiming for and that caused the victor to hit the ground before an ally rushes towards them

(Music Stops)

???: You did it. Sir!

It belonged to Simmons congrating Sarge on the win

Simmons: You Had me worry there do you need medical assistance

Sarge: No my boner for murder is enough to keep me… going…

Sarge falls to the ground unconscious Form the battle out of his wounds or from being tired is your choice

Simmons: I’ll take that as a yes

We see Wiz walking to Boomstick dead body

Simmons: Sorry about Sarge killing your assistant

Wiz: Don’t worry he kinda deserve it plus I had ways to revive people like interns or test subjects

Simmons: Ok…?

The two dragged there bodies away

**K.O.!**

## Results

Winner Screen: Sarge is dragged back to Red Base by Simmons

Loser Screen: Wiz drags Boomstick remains off

(Cue Sarge’s Blues https://youtu.be/7tHLxEv6\_ik)

Max: Well the most gunning fighting match so far!

Me: Yeah from first glance it seemed close but when we dug closer it got bigger and bigger more of an unfair fight you might ask how we are going to do this Simple the same way we did last time we were here

Axel: Let’s do this!

Strength

Me: Ok Boomstick what his best strength feat was punching a shark dead underwater it impressive and should be at wall or higher

Max: Sarge was able to fight the Meta and Tex who is around City Block Level

Speed

Axel: Boomstick was able to hit Wiz before he can react which the eye reaction speed should be around Subsonic

Max: For Sarge he was able to dodge a Mine from exploding after triggering it which would be around Supersonic in reactions

Durability

Max: Boomstick best feat of durability should be taking a hit from Wiz robotic arm or so Small Building/Room Level at best

Axel: For Sarge he took a massive beating from Tex and another beating from Maine and scales to his other strength feat or City Block

Intelligence

Max: This is difficult but we gave a slight edge to Sarge

Me: Yeah sure Boomstick is apart of Death Battle But he basically the background the wisecracker while he had a smart moments not too much

Axel: For Sarge he make plans over complicated including Grif dying and him being safe But has a few good plans which would be helpful

Max: While it doesn’t really matter in the long run from their Shoot First Ask Questions later Strategy.

Weaponry

Me: This is a great one and Boomstick actually wins this

Max: Yeah he can disarm Sarge with the Gravity Gun

Axel: The Armor gave him defenses which would equal Sarge but nevertheless

Me: Bear Traps can hurt Sarge

Max: Linegun would damage Sarge

Axel: Bombs and Fireworks could knockback Sarge

Max: The Trident of Poseidon can electrocute Sarge

Axel: And the Mega Buster was a good weapon

Me: Yeah But Sarge have a few Weapons that are useful like the better shotgun and the gravity hammer can one shot Boomstick but that isn’t enough to reclaim the weapons advantage

Max: But Sarge could built robots to make it a 2 on 1

Me: However Boomstick Would Take care of Them

Experience & Mentality (Sanity)

Max: Ok Let start Boomstick been on the show for near 10 years and judging by other fact we say Sarge is in the Army for a long time but how long

Me: No idea but Sarge might be better with him being the Sarge which take a long time while one of the worst still nevertheless

Axel: Not to mention Boomstick is Younger Than Sarge

Max: What makes you say that?

Axel: Easy Cause Sarge is Boomstick Dad

Max: WHAT?!

Axel: It was just hinted at in the crossover and said crossover is non canon however that doesn’t change a thing Sarge just barely get the advantage

Final Results

Max: So Yeah Sarge Really has this in the bag

Me: Yeah While Boomstick might have the Arsenal Advantage he was outclass in everywhere else

Axel: Yep Boomstick was done once his arsenal ran out

Max: In The End, Boomstick just got Sarged

Me: The Winner is Sarge

Winner: Sarge

+Stronger

+Faster

+Tougher

+Better Fighter

+Could one shot Boomstick

+Was Smarter

=Shoot First Ask Questions Later

–Boomstick Weapons were troublesome

Loser: Boomstick

++Gadgets And Weapons were incredibly useful such as…

+Gravity Gun can get rid of Sarge Weapons

+Domed Shield protect him from Projectiles which was nearly all of Sarge’s Arsenal

+Linegun can cut off Sarge Limbs

+Bear Trap can hurt Sarge

+Car gave him a hand

+Trident of Poseidon gave him another way to attack Sarge

+Armor gave him some defense and boost his stats make it near even

=Shoot First Ask Questions Later

—Everywhere else really