The Clorox Plan

"*I shouldn't have to tell anyone not to drink bleach more than once. No one should.*"
―Erik
The Clorox Plan is the 112th lesson of Internet Comment Etiquette and the second lesson about drinking bleach after Don't Drink Bleach. It was released on April 30, 2020.

## Summary

Erik rewatches his lesson Don't Drink Bleach to figure out why so many more people are drinking bleach now. He sees a tweet from Lysol explaining that bleach should not be injected into the veins. He sees that conspiracy theorists are drinking bleach to cure COVID-19. Erik applies what he learned in the previous lesson and replies to a conspiracy theorist with a shirtless old man. Erik tries to log in as Todd Clorox on Facebook but that got deleted, so he logs in as the undeletable Holiday Fartcruise.

Erik talks about the Borolo he's drinking, but he can't transition to bleach because Todd Clorox isn't around. He tries to figure out why drinking bleach is in the news but it's not on Twitter because the news moves too fast. Instead, Erik just watches a video of crazy people saying you should drink bleach. He finds a video of Mark Grenon of the Genesis II Church of Health & Healing talking about MMS and wearing Jim Humble's hat.

Erik goes onto Mark Grenon's Facebook. He leaves a mean comment, but then he deletes it and replaces it with a shirtless old man. Then he posts several more old man pictures. Then the Facebook page takes him to a website where people send in testimonials about how MMS helped them. Erik gets ready to send his own testimonial while talking about NordVPN. He sends some shirtless old men and goatse as a testimonial and NordVPN protects him while he does it.

Erik goes to BitChute with a double VPN to learn more about MMS because no other website will host it. He listens to an MMS themed parody of Bob Marley and leaves an erotic comment. He realizes that he doesn't have a BitChute account, and looks to find that Todd Clorox has returned. He finds a bunch of Todd Clorox videos uploaded to BitChute telling people to drink bleach and warning them about Holiday Fartcruise. Erik warns his students not to listen as Todd Clorox takes control.

Todd Clorox seeks to antagonize the conspiracy theorists so they'll sink further into their beliefs, but the Facebook page is overwhelmed by shirtless old men posted by Erik's students, and Todd Clorox's comments are drowned out. Todd Clorox is weakened and Erik regains control of his body. Erik throws aside the side camera that Todd Clorox was talking to. Erik concludes that he's lost his mind.

Erik finds an article explaining why drinking bleach is in the news decides he was probably being sarcastic. Then Todd Clorox looks into the side camera on the floor, suggesting that he wasn't totally defeated after all.

## Comments

*Don't be surprised if it Cures Covid-19Then you will swallow your toxic wordsBecause This really is a Miracle Mineral like it or not Ignorantes*
- Nancy Jimenez

*By your logic if I swallow something toxic it'll heal me*
- Erik

*Seriously though, why is this dude wearing Jim Humble's hat? Did the old man bestow it unto him like Excalibur in a lake of bleach? Did this guy have to kill Jim Humble to become leader of the lysol tribe? So many questions, but also here's one more question: would you idiots stop having children if I paid you? I'll make the gofundme right now and I'll pay you serious money to never have kids. I talked to my friend in FEMA and they already have a sterilization protocol that they wanna test out on some subjects. So if you want hard cash to never breed, hit me up at nudecelebsforfree@gmail.com with your paypal and if you already have kids I'll pay you to give em up to an organization where they'll be in less danger, like ISIS. It's times like this I wish YouTube allowed us to post pictures of shirtless old men in the comment section so you'll just have to imagine there's one right here where the rocket ship is**(\_)\_)::::::::::::::::::::D~~~~~~~~~ (<--- that is cum tho)*
- Erik

*Back to yur basements little trolls.*
- Gary

*Hey Gary I'm interviewing people for a news story about folks who happen to know what their dad's dick tastes like. May we PM you with some questions?*
- Holiday Fartcruise

*Hey I got a question, uhh what if you're wrong? What if the thousands of doctors and health organizations warning you that drinking this stuff damages your insides actually know what they're talking about, and you've been putting industrial strength cleaning supplies in your body for absolutely nothing that wouldn't have happened if you just took a sugar pill? And sure I'll address the logical response from you: “But what if we're right?" -- well if you're right and somehow drinking bleach does cure everything from AIDS to bee stings, it'll still be super dangerous because people have died following your advice in the real world; You know, the place you left far behind when you started spraying bleach on bug bites.**And yes, I know what you would tell me next you'd be like "Say boy that's one juicy dick you got there mind if I slap it around with my tongue?" and I would be shocked, unable to really respond. I'd stammer "But we're in a church..." and you'd put your finger to my lips shushing me as you undo my belt. As we collapse into each other after hours of vigorous love-making, we'd share a knowing glance and you'd whisper “You're right. It's not medicine," and this time I'd shush you saying “I don't care anymore.”**Afterwards, I guess we'd go our separate ways, two ships passing in the night. The air outside would be warm and humid like an incubator for one more important question, fresh and exciting, powered by the electricity in the air as if the city knew exactly what mood to dial itself. The question hammers in my head as I hail a cab home: "Man, what is the deal with that stupid fucking hat?"*
- Todd Clorox

*Its coming!!*
- Mark

*Suck my dick old man*
- Todd Clorox as Holiday Fartcruise

*Basement dwelling trolls out in force today*
- Gary

*If it wasn't for basements some dude wouldn't have been able to fuck his sister and make you*
- Todd Clorox as Holiday Fartcruise

*Anyone opposing the idea of injecting disinfectants should also oppose injecting disinfectants in the vaccines for Influenza, Diphtheria, Tetanus, Pertussis, Hib, Hep A, Hep B, Meningitis, and Polio.**DISINFECTANTS IN VACCINES:
FORMALDEHYDE, GLUTARALDEHYDE, THIMEROSAL.**Formaldehyde containing vaccines:
DT, DTP, DTCP-IPV, DTP-HepB-IPV, DTP-IPV/Hib, Hib, Hep A, Hep B, Influenza (Fluad, Fluarix, Flulaval, Fluzone), MCV, IPV, Td,
Tdap, Anthrax, Typhoid, Japanese Encephalitis.**Glutaraldehyde containing vaccines:
DTP, DTAP-IPV, DTCP-IPV-HepB, DTCP-IPV/Hib, Tdap.**Thimerosal containing Influenza vaccines:
Afluria, Flucelvax, Flulaval, Fluzone (multi-dose).**Vaccine ingredients:
https://www.cdc.gov/.../appendices/B/excipient-table-2.pdf**CDC: Chemical Disinfectants:
https://www.cdc.gov/.../disinfection-methods/chemical.html**Thimerosal
https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/compound/Thimerosal
"Thimerosal is an alkylmercury compound (approximately 49% mercury by weight) used as an antiseptic and antifungal agent. It has a role as a disinfectant."*
- Karolina

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- Todd Clorox as Holiday Fartcruise

## Context

1. ↑ Donald Trump had recently suggested that COVID-19 patients have bleach injected into their veins when this lesson was released.

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