FarCry 5

Format: Streamed

Stream Date: 09/29/2019

Cast: Rick, Flux, Topsy, Cylon, and Juno

Episode Title: Let's Roast FarCry 5: The Kids Aren't Alt-Rite

Twitch Episode

Many Faces

First use of Nightbot to post the donation link.

First use of L-Train's metal cover of the Zelda theme for the subscriber notification. Find L-Train's YouTube channel here

CoggerPi was still dealing with some health issues. Several Coggers donate for not playing Fallout 76 on his behalf.

Because the story of the game is a survivalist cult church, the soundtrack of the game is peppered with gospel music, and the radio chatter, which is non-stop includes sound bites from the cult leader, Topsy offers several mini-sermons throughout the stream. The Church of the Holy Popcorn is lucky to have such a powerful and charismatic leader.

Debut of the Chihuahua Force Toy Commercial

Other Silliness of Note:

"I don't mind when you guys fart 'cuz it sounds like relaxing synthwave." - Rick

"I'm in this cult to maintain my freedom but everything I do is exactly what someone else wants me to do." - Topsy

"Conformist without a cause." - Rick

"You need a blue turtle shell." - Topsy as Rick is speeding away in a pickup truck.

"Does Montana know they're not in the south." - Rick

"There's something magical about a lack of people." - Topsy

"Why don't hot babes pick me up in neon cars?" - Rick

"How much coffee do these crazy cultist drink to stay up all hours of the night?" - zcheatwood in a cheer

"It's not exactly coffee." - Topsy

"Yeah. It's tobacco juice." - Cylon

"Mixed with methamphetamines." - Topsy

"And dirt water." - Cylon

"Only I can assign the dog because this is my universe. That sounds really arrogant." - Rick

"That is super arrogant. Get in the fuckin' car. Let's go murder." - Flux

"I refuse to be baptized by a Starbuck's barista." - Rick

Rick and Flux find a helicopter. Rick has a good time reciting the opening of Resident Evil HD Remaster (2015)

"There's that van over...You're in the van. Okay." - Rick

"I already shot the windshield out for easy shooting." - Flux

"Strangely, this is the most I've ever enjoyed gospel music." - Topsy

"When it's over hyperviolence?" - Rick

"Yeah. I think this is where it belongs." - Topsy

"Gospel's weird because it's celebrating how great everything's gonna be when you're dead." - Topsy

"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain. Metallica." - Topsy

"I don't want to do this mission, game. You're a poopoo face." - Rick

"I don't know. Can we even get outta here?" - Rick

"Ummm. Did you just see what I did?" - Flux

"Yeah. Yeah. I'm still having PTSD from what you did." - Rick

Rick lets Topsy play while he feeds Juno. The Topsy/Flux spree is quite the sight. When Rick gets back, they are in a different vehicle.

"What happened to the car?" - Rick

"I parked on a...person." - Flux

"C17H21NO4. That is a cocaine molecule. Also known as cocaine hydrocloride." - Topsy

"I'm horny for helicopters." - Rick

"Well, I finally got a rocket launcher and there's no reason to use it, apparently." - Rick

"I think there is." - Cylon

"There's always reasons." - Flux

"Let's name some good reasons to use a rocket launcher. They didn't put cheese on your cheeseburger at McDonalds. Rocket Launcher." - Topsy

"Unexplained $2 late fee from your cell phone company bill." - Cylon

"Rocket Launcher. The bank charged you an overdraft fee when you did, in fact, overdraft." - Topsy

"Rocket Launcher." - Topsy and Cylon in unison

"Went to the movies and there were no previews." - Cylon

"Rocket Launcher. They started the movie on time and I was five minutes late." - Topsy

"Girl Scouts came to the door. Didn't have Thin Mints." - Topsy

"Rocket Launcher." - Cylon

Referring to the glory that is Rick avatar in the game. "That could only be more Murica if it were deep fried and carried by a bald eagle with a rocket launcher" - TheMKZero in chat

"Flux, you're insane." - Rick

"That's how I roll." - Topsy

"Yes, my Brothers and Sisters, You will be the vessel of the apocalypse! The gourd, my god, has shown me visions beyond measure! And I will share them with you! For a see of just $100, I will GIVE you the secrets of the universe!" - MadDoctorThatGuy in a Cheer

"Eternal life can be yours. $29.99 a month. We're gonna need, at least, a 12-month subscription." - Topsy

"If you would like to donate to the Church of Topsy, right there. That is the link that you are lookin' for right there on your screen." - Rick

"Donate to the Church of Topsy. I will absolve you of ever sin you've ever committed and future sins as well. It's $5 per sin. You can just set yourself up for eternal life." - Topsy

"That right. He's genuine, folks. I've never seen anything quite like it. He's powerful and honest. He's changed my life quite a bit." - Cylon

Topsy makes a deal with the Coggers that if the donation counter reaches $1000, he will fly to a specific location and "slap" a specific conservative television personality with a possible side trip to "slap" another one. Of course, the Coggers came through. As Topsy can't navigate stairs, doesn't have an appropriate government ID, and would have to face the zombie hordes outside the theater, this is all hyperbolic silliness.

Band Name:

Punch the Dog

Pizza Toppings:

Lamb sausage, sliced portabella mushrooms, zucchini slices, philly meat (which had to be ordered as hamburger as it wasn't an option on this particular Minsky's menu)

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