Fentanyl is officially a pandemic

**fentanyl is officially a pandemic** is the fifth true Fentanyl video created by Nazarino and is considered the start of a "new era" of fentanyl.

Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtaAgq1QtxQ

## Summary

The video opens with Windows 7 booting up, showing a guy who morphs into a cat saying "LO" over and over again. We then see Rhett and Link eating a glazed donut sloppy joe. Link sounds like a completely different person. Chris Smoove interjects. As Rhett and Link describe the dish, there is a sudden Rhett jumpscare. We then see the official flag of Nazarhett, with the text "I AM INSANE". someone needs something. a burger mayhaps? Joe Flacco throws a terrible interception, lets out an ungodly scream, and needs therapy. FlightReacts is inconsolable. I start my lawnmower as we see joe biden as a pickle! He's asking, "WHYWHYWHY???". a kid wants a stawwbery. Link slowly evolves. NEKID GRANDMA!!! FlightReacts is once again inconsolable. The crowd goes wild. We go to an intermission, as the Beatles play Tonuscus's "Nugget In A Biscuite". John Lennon busts out a sick move. Walter White dances to WoodenToaster before he morphs into a shocked Markiplier. Tyler Toney misses a shot with his head. Markiplier is inconsolable. Will Toledo plays a new song that will never be released. But suddenly, he is stuck in a time loop. He begs for everything to "stop". He TURNS INTO A DRESS. THE SOUND OF THE UNIVERSE DYING FLOODS EVERYTHING. then he looking at a 'nana with tiny hands and blushie. Joe Flacco receives CTE.

## Transcript

[windows 7 startup sound]. LO. Glazed donut. Sloppy joe. And there's some cheese on it. Y'know, sloppy joe doesn't have to have cheese, but if your mama *really* loves you, heh, you gon' get that cheese. LOOK AT THAT-. I was gonna think that it was too sweet, but it's- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [undertale plays]. INEEDA. Hey, I'm Joe Flacco, [INDECIPHERABLE SCREAMING] Pizza Hut spokesperson for two years running... and scrambling... and passing... FUUUUUUUCKKKK!!!!!!! [lawnmower starts] WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY? WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY? WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY? WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY? WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY? WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY? WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY? you got the momma jeans! U WANT THE STAWWBERY? [three mac sounds play, decreasing in pitch]. omething a burglar would not wanna see when he breaks into a house. rob? NEKKID GRANDMA!!! FUCKING BULLSHIT!!! [chipmunk laughter and gunshots sound] WHAAAAAAAT??? A- end of part 1. intermission. [nugget in a biscuite plays]. end of intermission. part two. [love me cheerilee by woodentoaster plays]. this is the world's longest basketball shot, made with your head. UNDEF- ............................................ I am not so shallow, I am not that deep. WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY? Would you sto-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-O-O-O-O-O-O-o-o-.... awawawawawawawawWAWAWWAWAWAWAWAWWAWA**WAWAAWAWAWAWAAWAWA**!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [symphony orechestra plays]. I've had these jeans since I was born, and now they're ripped...

## Associated phrases

* If your mama *really* loves you, heh, you gon' get that cheese.
* I was gonna think that it was too sweet, but it's- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* I'm Joe Flacco, Pizza Hut spokesperson for two years running... and scrambling... and passing...
* WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY?

## Starring

* LO guy + LO cat
* Rhett McLaughlin
* Link Neal
* Chris Smoove (voice only)
* mcdonald's rap guy
* Joe Flacco
* FlightReacts
* Joe Biden (pickle form)
* STAWWBERY
* Steve Harvey
* "Rob"
* "I don't wanna see that either" man
* The Beatles
* Walter White
* Markiplier
* Tyler Toney
* Will Toledo
* Kiko Alonso

## Soundtrack

* Windows 7 Startup Sound
* Trivia Murder Party 2
* Toby Fox - Undertale
* Pizza Hut - Joe Flacco Commercial
* Mac Startup Sounds
* Tobuscus - Nugget in a Biscuit
* WoodenToaster - Love Me Cheerilee
* Car Seat Headrest - Stop Lying To Me
* Verizon FiOS - Symphony Orchestra
* Radiohead - Faithless the Wonder Boy

## Trivia

* This video the start of a "new era" of fentanyl. whatever that means.
* The original song used in the part where Walter White morphs into Markiplier was Boards of Canada - Aquarius. However, the video was copyright claimed and blocked worldwide. The original version can be found on Vidlii.
* The title of the video is an allusion to the Coronavirus pandemic.