Object Show Theory

The Object Show Theory or the OST is a Hypothetical Timeline explaining an alternate scenario where All Object Shows happen through various time periods and Eras throughout Earth's History. Concluded with the fact that certain Mass Extinctions, Fauna Explosions, or even Continental Drift affected the Evolution of Objects from Simple Shapes to complex Modern Objects. The Theory was first proposed by Joshua Galloway in real-life in 2017, who imagined a Paleozoic Timeline with Characters from Inanimate Insanity and even a Cenozoic Timeline with BFDI Characters.

## Timeline

Sometime during the Mesoarchean, The First Objects evolved from an unknown specimen. Although the first objects were probably Circles who would lay motionless on Island Coastlines, being the only other organism, aside from Early Terrestrial Prokaryotes.

In the Proterozoic, Objects would greatly evolve. First gaining the ability to use various shapes, then Using Colors, and finally using textures sometime during the Stenian Period. Galloway had confirmed that the First Modern Objects, which featured things like Items, Plants, Food, and others had first arrived during the Cryogenian Period, eventually leading to the first true Object Shows around the Ediacaran.

During the early Paleozoic, Objects remained as some of the only Multicellular Creatures on Dry-land, having a high tolerance to Low Oxygen Content and sometimes being highly adaptable to High Temperatures. It was until around 400 Million Years Ago during the Middle Devonian, where Inanimate Insanity came in. The Inanimate Insanity age was the longest known Object Show Age from the Cryogenian to the Late Jurassic.

During the Carboniferous and Permian Periods, Pangaea came into existence as the Biggest Supercontinent in History. The Lands dried up from the Central Lands, so Objects were forced to flee to more Hospitable regions. Around 251 Million Years Ago, the Great Dying happened which wiped many types of Fauna and Flora. Objects however, survived and carried on.

Going into the Triassic, Inanimate Insanity continued until near of the end of the Jurassic where Pangaea was finally breaking up into the continents we are familiar with today. Following the end of the Cretaceous, the Object Show we technically live in today which was BFDI began.

To the Cenozoic, although humans still evolved, they are not as frequent as they would be today, as they are over-dominated by Objects. according to the Loud House PACT version of the object show Theory, it confirmed that the Meanest Human Girls had lived with the BFDI Objects after some point of 500-800 Years ago. The Mean Girls are a group of Bratty Elementary Girls who were born in the Holocene. They go by the names of Jen, Lola, and Lolly. They were supposed to appear in Post-Split BFB and TPOT, but they don't appear.

Even after the Loud House PACT broke up in 1991, The Mean Girls are still used as a symbol for when Spoiled Kids would appear in the timeline as part of the Harvey Girls Fanship.

## Evolutionary Timeline

### Archean Eon (4000 Ma - 2500 Ma)

* 3000-2900 Ma (Mesoarchean) - Earliest Possible Appearance of Objects

### Paleoproterzoic Era (2500 Ma - 1600 Ma)

* 2300 Ma (Siderian-Rhyacian) - First Use of Basic Shapes. Introduction of Squares, Triangles and possible Polygons.
* 1900 Ma (Orosirian) - Advanced Shapes Appear. Oldest Object Show: Shape World.

### Mesoproterzoic Era (1600 Ma - 1000 Ma)

* 1500 Ma (Calymmian) - Introduction of Colors.
* 1300 Ma (Ectasian) - Symbiosis for Shape. Even More complex shapes take on after this.
* 1100 Ma (Stenian) - Textures evolve. Shape Battle probably happened during this time. The First True Objects possibly first arrived around this time.

### Neoproterozoic Era (1000 Ma - 541 Ma)

* 650 Ma (Cryogenian) - First Modern Objects Evolve.
* 580 Ma (Ediacaran) - The Golden Age of Object Shows begin here.

### Paleozoic Era (541 Ma - 252 Ma)

* 520 Ma (Cambrian) - Object Invasion occurred around this time. A Great Diversity of Objects appeared after Life had greatly diversified in the Seas.
* 443 Ma (Ordovician-Silurian) - The Objects of Object Invasion go extinct as part of the End-Ordovician Extinction Event. The Golden Age of Object Shows end here after only about 140 Million Years.
* 400 Ma (Devonian) - The Age of Inanimate Insanity begins here.
* 320 Ma (Carboniferous, Pennsylvanian) - Inanimate Insanity II Begins.
* 280 Ma (Permian) - Surviving Objects move to wetter environments to escape the growth of the Pangaean Deserts.

### Mesozoic Era (252 Ma - 66 Ma)

* 250 Ma (Early Triassic) - First Alien Contact.
* 230 Ma (Late Triassic) - Inanimate Insanity Invitational begins.
* 170 Ma (Middle Jurassic) - The Inanimate Insanity Age concludes. what follows is a quiet period between 170 - 67 Ma.
* 67 Ma (Late Cretaceous) - The Quiet Age concludes. BFDI Age begins.

### Cenozoic Era (66 Ma - Present)

* 54 Ma (Paleogene, Eocene) - BFDIA Begins
* 45 Ma (Paleogene, Eocene) - BFDIA Ends, what follows is called a Hiatical Period.
* 16 Ma (Neogene, Miocene) - The Hiatical Periods ends, IDFB Begins.
* 2.3 Ma (Quaternary, Pleistocene) - Events of IDFB 1.
* 300 Ka (Quaternary, Pleistocene) - IDFB Ends.
* 8 Ka (Quaternary, Holocene [Prehistoric, Middle Holocene]) - BFB Pre-split Begins.
* 800 Years Ago - (Quaternary, Holocene [Pearman, Polvinian]) Battle for BFDI splits into Battle for BFB and The Power of Two.
* 600 Years Ago - (Quaternary, Holocene [Pearman, Colonial]) The Mean Girls debut, although make no appearance.
* 50 Years Ago (Quaternary, Holocene [Sidekick, Vanian]) - BFB post-split ends.
* March 24, 2023 (Quaternary, Holocene [Post-Sidekick, Antoinette-Marieian]) - Extinction of Funny Plants.

## The Mean Girls

The Mean Girls are a symbol for the Holocene after the appearance of Spoiled Human Kids in the OST. As Indicated by the name, they are a trio of 3 little girls who are mean and snobby. The First one is Jen, who wears a Pink Shirt with a Purple Skirt with a Blue Beret. She has elegant Brown Hair she wears down and often looks in the mirror to admire her beauty. The Next 2 are twins who go by the names of Lola and Lolly. Like Jen, they both love looking in the mirror often playing with her hair and fluttering their eyelids. Lola wears a Magenta Dress while Lolly wears a Purple dress. Instead of a Beret, they wear Crowns on their head.

They appear as Cute, young girls probably around 6 or 7 Radical Years old. They would first debut in the Holocene after the Split of BFB.

## GTS Use and Symbols

Part 1: Archean
 Archean
 Archean

Part 2: Paleoproterozoic
 Proterozoic
 Proterozoic

1. ↑ Happened in II2 14: Hatching the Plan
2. ↑ Happened in BFB 16: The Escape from Four
3. ↑ Happened in BFDI:TPOT 4: Gardening Zero