Brother Act

## Characters

* Arion
* Robert
* Joy
* Darq
* Stevie
* Julie

## Script

*Arion is seen at the Libary with Joy. Joy is trying to find a book to read. Joy is tossing books all over the place.*

**Arion**: [board] Joy, can we go now?

**Joy**: [angry] No, I’m trying to find a book I want! [Joy pulls out a garden book]

**Arion**: [annoyed] really? A garden book? Why do you need that?

**Joy**: Well, yeah! I need some tips

**Arion**: But you can just go on the internet. Besides our garden is already full and I think Robert is starting to get allergic.

**Joy**: [scoffs] The internet’s a scrounge! [carries the books away]

*Cut to them walking home. Arion carrying WAY TOO MANY books.*

**Arion**: [trying to maintain balance] You know, I may be strong, but I’m having a hard time keeping my balance. Woah! *[Stumbles a bit]*

**Joy**: [on her phone] Hm? You said something? *[Arion loses control and stumbles into Darq, who was on a red and black skateboard]*

**Arion**: Oh, gee! I’m sorry, are you okay?

**Darq**: *[looks at Arion]* Yeah, it’s fine! I guess! Where’d my skateboard go?! *[The skateboard rolls down the street and bumps into a car. They sign in relief until the car instantly explodes]*

**Stevie**: *[Standing next to the car]* MY CAR!!! *[Knees down and cries]* My car…*[Rubs it’s burnt tire in distress]* My baby…*[Julie rolls her eyes and starts dragging Stevie away]* No! No! My baby! No!

**Darq**: *[Sees his skateboard in pieces]* You’ve gotta be kidding me! You better have money on you!

**Arion**: I do, but I’m broke!

**Darq**: Wha-?! Do you have money or not?!

**Arion**: I have money, but I don’t have any money!

**Darq**: *[Shakes Arion]* DO YOU HAVE MONEY, YES OR NO?!?

**Arion**: *[Nodding yes. Happy tone]* No! *[Darq drops him]*

**Darq**: *[Sees a giant colosseum with a prize of 1,000 dollars]* You and I are gonna right in that colosseum so I can buy another skateboard!

**Arion**: What if I win?

**Darq**: You give me the money anyway!

**Arion**: Oh, okay! *[Kicks Darq all the way inside]* Give me a second! *[Reaches up and pulls down The Sun. Everything and everyone around Arion starts to burn up and sweat]* Hey, Sun! I need your fire power!

**The Sun**: *[Irratated]* Hmm, okay! *[Breathes a giant ball of fire on Arion]* Now, leave me alone!

**Arion**: *[Smiles]* Thanks! *[Kicks The Sun back into space)*

**Joy**: *[Trying to carry the books]* Arion, a little help here! *[Her arms fall off]* Uhh…Arion…give me a hand…*[Arion, not hearing Joy, runs off]* Arion! Wait! *[Bends over to reattach her arms and drops the books]* Aw, man…*[Sees Stevie walk up to her]* A little help here, Stevie?

**Stevie**: Didn’t you break my skateboard? *[Joy Whimpers. Arion is now in the colosseum. He sees a giant explosion in the background]*

**Arion**: The heck was that?! *[shrugs]* Oh well! *[Sees a crowd chanting in the background and sees Darq preparing to fight]* Alright…*[Prepares to run]* Lets-a-go! *[Runs up to Darq, he does the same]*

*Darq attacks Arion with fast combos and sends him onto the pipe he emerged from. Arion produces fireballs from his hands. Darq dodges the fireballs that Arion throws at him but gets hit by Arion’s fire slide. Arion hits Darq a few times, then grabs him and spins around in a circle while holding him.*

*Arion throws Darq against the wall. Arion then uses his hat to throw Darq upwards, allowing him to knock Darq to the floor, spin him around in a lariat of fire, and throw him backwards. Arion then releases a massive storm of flame, but Darq is unscathed by his Flame Shield. Arion used his flame dash attack to hit Darq six times. Arion holds it back and then kicks him away. Darq then slides Arion into the air. Arion then brings out a Cat Juice and drinks it. He becomes Cat Arion and lands on the ground.*

**Cat Arion**: Meow!

**Darq**: *[Laughs at Arion]* You look like an adorable harmless kitty! *[Arion is unamused by this]* Okay, I’m sorry! I’m so sorry…*[Brings out a giant sword]* Now, you die. *[Slices Arion’s head off. Arion regrows a new body and kicks him in the stomach]*

**Cat Arion**: Hmph! *[Smirks and pulls out a copy juice, Tanooki Juice, Bee Juice, Dog Juice, and drinks them all]* Ah~ *[He is cloned into Dog Arion, Bee Arion, Tanooki Arion. They all gang up on Darq]*

**Darq**: *[Looks up]* This is hell for me…*[Bee Arion stings him, Tanooki Arion whacks him with his tail, Dog Arion Bites his Arm, Cat Arion Scratches his Back, Tanooki Arion kicks him in the crotch, Bee Arion headbutts him]* Enough! *[Emits a thunder like shockwave that kills all the clone Arions. Arion is now in his normal state]*

**Arion**: Aw man, my cat suit is gone! *[Sees Darq as a glowing super form. He’s holding a green Crystal]*

**Darq**: Big mistake!

**Arion**: Oh, cool! I can do that too! *[Summons the Cosmic Stars and absorbs them]*

**Arion:** *[Sees Darq holding a giant ice sword]* A sword battle, huh? *[Pops out his hammer]*