Asherpate's cars series 1 episode 14: 1993 Champion Spark Plug 500

This race takes place at Pocono.

## Transcript

Dale Earnhardt: By far, I won 2 wins in a row. Maybe I can win a 3rd race in a row.

Jeff Gorvette: Or I can get my first career win here!

Dale Earnhardt: Maybe.

(lineup)

Eugene Carburaski: Ready to blind the anouncers?

Chick Hicks: Ready!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: The crowd rises to a speed as the pace car is off of the race track, and we're set to go 200 laps, 500 miles at-

Chick Hicks: KACHICKA!!! KACHICKA!!! KACHICKA!!! KACHICKA!!! KACHICKA!!! KACHICKA!!!

Spike: WHAT THE (Dolphin Censor) CHICK!!! HOW DARE YOU BLINED ME! YOU ARE THE WORST (Popeye toot) IDIOT!!!!

Ned Carrett: I hope he's fired.

Ken Squier: I've never seen you say it so low. Are you ok, Spike?

Spike (crying): OF COURSE NOT! CHICK (Seal Bark) BLINED ME!!!!! (cries 1000 times harder than himself when he sees Jet Roninson's career ending crash in 1968 Oklahoma 400 on TV and when he sees Don Chapcar's death in the 1988 Daniel 500) WAAHAAAAAHAAAAHAAAHAAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!(Hugs Ken Squier hard)

Pinkie: CHICK IS SUCH A JERK TO DO THIS TO YOU!

Chick Hicks: (passes Mark Cartin) I'm about to pass you, stupid 25 car! (passes Ken Schrader)

Ken Schrader: WHAT!?

Chicks Hicks: Ha, ha, ha! No one can stop me!

Ernie Gearson: (passes Ken Schrader) Well! I'll pass you, Chick! (passes Chick Hicks)

Ken Squier: Ernie Gearson passes Chick Hicks and will lead lap number 1!

(later on lap 10)

Ken Squier: It's lap 10, Dale Earnhardt in the lead! Fallowed by Chick Hicks, Jeff Gorvette, Ken Schrader, Ernie Gearson, Davey Carllison and Alloy Wilson.

Jeff Gorvette: Time to win this race! (passes Chick Hicks)

Chick Hicks: Not so fast! (turns Jeff Gorvette)

Ken Squier: Oh, no! Rookie, Jeff Gorvette into the outside wall! Dale Earnhardt takes the lead and the caution is out!

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette maybe out of the race!

Ray Reverham: It's over, Jeff!

Jeff Gorvette: No! No! I can still race!

Ray Reverham: Ok, can you come to the pits?

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah! I think so!

Ray Reverham: Ok! The crew will repair you!

Pinkie: Looks like Jeff Gorvette's crew is trying to repair him!

Spike: I hope Jeff is going to be back in the race!

Ken Squier: I agree Pinkie and Spike! (chuckles) When the crew finaly repairs him, Jeff will be back in the race!

(Ken, Ned, Pinkie and Spike laugh)

(87 laps later)

Ray Reverham: Ok! You're repaired! Go back to the race!

Jeff Gorvette: Ok, chief! (drives out of pit road!

Ken Squier: And the rookie has drived out of pit road!

Spike: YES! HE'S BACK IN THE RACE!

(to the finish)

Ken Squier: And Cal Weathers wins at Pocono once again!

Cal Weathers: Yes! I won! Yes!

The King: Good job, my son!

Dale Earnhardt: I'm so upset that I finished outside the top 10!

Jeff Gorvette: And I'm so upset that Chick Hicks wrecked me on lap 10!

Dale Earnhardt: Were you out?

Jeff Gorvette: No! My crew repaired my for 80 laps until I'm back in the race!

Dale Earnhardt: Chick is the worst racer, Wonder Boy!

Jeff Gorvette: I agree with you, Intimidator!

Dale Earnhard: And Eugene Carburaski is also a mean racer! He's my rival because he wrecked me in the 1984 Southern 500! Looks like I'm gonna wreck Chick and Eugene so many times like intiminating him!

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah! I hope I can get my first win!

Dale Earnhardt: It is hard work, rookie!