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Job-All-In

**DMG** | 68 (70 HM)
 **HP** | 2250 (2500 HM)
 **Exp** | 1000
 [HIT] + 95%
 CHARGE | Always

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A Job-All-In is a variety of large boar found roaming La Jungla. They function as optional enemies, and 4 of them can be encountered in the game.

## Appearance

The Job-All-In is a large brown-furred hog with pronounced white tusks. It has small pointy ears and a ridged forehead seperating its eyes. It has a curved back, as it is vaguely jelly bean shaped, and has a small tail. Its front legs are much skinnier than its rear trotters.

## Description

The Job-All-Ins are found running back and forth endlessly in an area in the jungle near the waterfalls. They can be dodged with the correct timing and avoided altogether, but will initiate combat upon touch. They make a grnkk-ing noise when running around on the overworld, which is quite enjoyable to listen to. The Job-All-In CANNOT be befriended, so don't even try, it will kill you. It is fairly safe to assume that the creatures run such a rigid path so repeatedly as they lack the free will the other "Player Characters" controlled by people in the real world possess. Bandrenor didn't put much thought into these, so they are cursed to nothing but run back and forth and attack for all eternity. Killing them is doing them a service, honestly. God, I love PRiCERPG.

## Battle

Job-All-Ins are beefy enemies that can take some punishment. They can be dangerous, as they do around 200 or 250 damage and PRiCERPG characters aren't really spongy, meaning that leaving Job-All-Ins alone may quickly down a character. It's best to start by debuffing them with either stuns or stat lowering effects if possible. Also might want to have a healer since you aren't going to kill them in a single turn.

## Trivia

* Their name is a play on the word "Jabali", which is Spanish for boar.
Johmmy Acusta

> This is Johmmy Acusta reporting the most important and reliable news...!
>
> - Johmmy Acusta

Johmmy Acusta is a mandatory boss fight and a minor antagonist in PRiCERPG.

## Appearance

Johmmy Acusta is a Caucasian man with short, tidy hair. As seen in his face sprite on the news, Johmmy has well-combed light brown hair, dark eyes and a wry smile. He also wears a navy suit with a green and yellow tie. The next time he is seen, in the CRR Tower, more of his true form has started to emerge, turning his hair jet black and replacing his legs with a long, slick, black snake-like tail, leading up and out of sight. Once confronted, his face becomes obsured and censored, leaving only a blurry dark void in place of his features. Unironically a great character design.

## Description

Johmmy is one of the first characters the player will see after starting their game. He is seen on Pleb's TV, reporting incredibly true and reliable and also true news. He interviews Sheddy, talking about how there is a bounty on the head of former dejected king Contundito. Johmmy is a firm and fervent supporter of Sheddy and purposefully looks to mislead the public in her favor, demonizing anyone who opposes her and her ideology. Johmmy's deception and satiating of the people serves to keep people in a "low" state, so they don't question the nature of their environment and act against Bandrenor, much as Pleb does. When Johmmy is encountered again, it's on the top floor of Torre de Telecomunicaciones, where his true form can be seen. He threatens Pleb and tells Sheddy to make an escape while he fends you off, referring to her as "M'Lady" in a misguided act of chivalry.
Pizza Slice

## Locations

### Dropped by:

* Sheddy
* Togron
* Boina Roja
* Boina Azul
* Soldado Reyes
* Soldado Rayos
* Bombom
* King Jhon Uno
* elephant
* Mister S. Miley
* Avatar of Envy
* Avatar of Sloth
* Manifestation of Pride
* Tortuga
* Avatar of Gluttony

### Sold by:

* Big Baggy Barry, encounter 8
* Big Baggy Barry, encounter 9

### Found:

* Reward for killing the deer in La Jungla.
Popov Popachpapupopuv

Popov Popachpapupopuv is an enemy found on the second floor of the TULA Building. Defeating Popov is mandatory for the Good Ending.

## Appearance

Popov Popachpapupopuv is a Russian man with slightly crossed eyes and a grey beard. He wields a wooden bat on his back. He wears a black jacket, black and white tracksuit pants and a silver hat.

## Description

Popov, along with the 5 other slavs, watch on in the Hardbass Room as Dimitri Valshkishzksiy dances to the music. Once Dimitri is interacted with, a fight will begin. Much like many enemies in this area, Popov will spend a majority of his turns either drinking or squatting, so he does not pose too much of a threat individually.
Pimp Shark

Pimp Shark is a secret boss enemy found during the fishing minigame in La Jungla. They require the Big Scissors to access.

## Appearance

Pimp Shark is a an anthropomorphic shark person looking directly upwards. The majority of their body is a dark shade of blue, with a white underbelly and white areas around their eyes. He has a long tail ending in a caudal fin, and has his two pectoral fins crossed in disgruntlement. He wears an extremely swaggy dark jacket with sparkling gold trim, accessorized with a red necktie. He wears a solid gold dollar chain around his neck as a sign of his pimp status.

## Description

Pimp Shark is one of the 2 Ancient Pescados found in the Ficherman Place in La Jungla. The Pimp Shark is held in legendary status among fishermen, and is one of the greatest prizes an angler could hope to reel in. Upon a successful fishing attempt, the Pimp Shark has a roughly 15% chance of appearing, leading Fisherman Jhon to lose his shit. The Pimp Shark can only be caught once.

## Strategy

Pimp Shark is a straightforward encounter, but certainly not an easy one. A massively hard hitter, Pimp Shark is capable of not only inflicting heavy DoT with all of his attacks, but also buffing his critical rate to extreme levels, making each attack potentially lethal. Thankfully, this critical buff can only be used once, and if you can survive it, you can stay on top of your healing to get through this fight.
Pueblo Quest

Pleb with Benthony

The Pueblo Quest is an optional sidequest given by Benthony Stuka in Town 1.

## Description

Upon speaking with Benthony in his house in Town 1, he will tell you about 3 men in the town he thinks are annoying. He goes as far as to call them slurs, but then takes it back and says he just hates them. He still asks you to kill them all, however. Accepting this quest will allow you to fight the 3 NPCS in the town. You must defeat El Shoulder Padre, Vangua Rudisto and The Designer, before returning to Benthony to complete the quest. You will be rewarded with 80MBs and Casual Pictures, as well as a cryptic clue as to the nature of a secret hidden "zone betwen the red and the yellow curtain...". This is commonly thought to refer to the Gym, but this is uncertain.
Hugh Shevez

> I agree, but first we will have to kill these western spies...
>
> - Hugh Shevez

Hugh Shevez is one of the four dictators found in the office at the top of Petrolera Dictadura.

## Appearance

Hugh Shevez is a Hispanic man in a red beret with short black hair underneath. He wears a dark green jacket and black pants.

## Description

Hugh Shevez is the dictator standing farthest from the right in the petrolera office when Pleb walks in to reactivate the elevator. Hugh is the only one of the four to speak English, mourning the fact that they neglected to feed the guards on the property for three weeks, meaning they all either left or died. He decries the party as Western spies before attacking alongside his three partners. In combat, he and all three other dictators only have one move, which at the level you'll likely be by the time you reach this fight, won't be capable of dealing much damage to your party members at all. An easy fight, but not necessarily a short one, as they still have a reasonable amount of HP.

## Trivia

* Based on real life socialist leader and former president of Venezuela Hugo Chávez.
Little Manuel

Little Manuel is a mandatory enemy found in Escondite Equis De. He is fought alongside Baldful as a part of the main boss battle of the desert section of the game.

## Appearance

Little Manuel is a large Hispanic man with a bald head, an eyebrow ridge obscuring his eyes, a pronounced chin and a straight nose. On his wide frame, he wears two gold chains and a golden chain piercing connecting both of his nipples. His legs are small compared to the rest of his body, and are covered by a pair of black pants. He bears the insignia of the xD Clan, in the form of a vertical white tattoo over his forehead and eyes.

## Description

Little Manuel is a friend of Baldful, first seen standing alongside him, Shorty and Diban before fighting Pleb. Baldful explains that his friends have changed from the way they used to be due to internet and dopamine addiction, leading them to become NPCs, similar to Baldful's wife. Despite being an NPC, he seems to remain loyal to Baldful, fighting Pleb on his command. It is unknown why, unlike all other NPCs, Little Manuel lacks the mark of the curse.
Frank Ramag

> Die die die
>
> - Frank Ramag

Frank Ramag is an optional enemy encountered in Escondite Equis De.

## Appearance

Frank is a black haired Caucasian with a small pair of glasses and a wide smile. He wears the same standard xD Clan garb the rest of the members wear, including a dark grey shirt adorned with their insignia and black pants.

## Description

Frank is a member of the xD Clan, and is first seen standing outside with his friend Brook. They will attack Pleb on sight, saying that all invaders must die. Like all other optional xD Clan members, Frank Ramag must be defeated in order to recruit Shuafty.

## Trivia

* He is identical to Brook in every way except Mbs dropped.
La Medusa

La Medusa is a secret boss enemy found during the fishing minigame in La Jungla. They require the Big Scissors to access.

## Appearance

La Medusa is a colossal teal colored jellyfish, with 6 long tendrils from beneath its head. La Medusa wears a red sash tied around its head, tied off in the middle, cinching their head.

## Description

La Medusa is one of the 2 Ancient Pescados found in the Ficherman Place in La Jungla. La Medusa is held in legendary status among fishermen, and is one of the greatest prizes an angler could hope to reel in. Upon a successful fishing attempt, La Medusa has a roughly 15% chance of appearing, leading Fisherman Jhon to lose his shit. La Medusa can only be caught once.

## Strategy

La Medusa has two methods of dealing damage, attacking directly and inflicting Stun, as well as having a chance reflecting and countering any attacks thrown their way. Counter this with damage dealing items and status effects.
Musashi Boxer

Musashi Boxers are shoot fighters found in boxes in Torre de Telecomunicaciones.

## Appearance

Musashi Boxers are Hispanic men with black hair, slight beards and a neutral expression. They wear dark blue trunks with gold trim and black grappling gloves. They are all shirtless.

## Description

Musashi Boxer is one of three different types of boxers who can be found in boxes while lifting them to ascend the CRR Building warehouse. A Musashi Boxer has a 6.66% chance of appearing, in which case he will immediately attack, and destroy the box in the process.

## Trivia

* Named after Musashi, a reknowned kickboxer and Muay Thai practitioner, who has wins over both "The Beast" Bob Sapp and "Devil's Advocate" Sean O'Haire. Everything ties back to pro wrestling.
Mister

Features

> This will be our little secret...
>
> - Mister

Mister is an optional party member found in a locked room in Edificio de la Tula. A truly bizarre and self-obsessed individual, most of his actions are totally inexplicable.

## Story & Recruitment

Mister is first encountered in SEXTO IZQ.

## Combat Role & Skills

Mister

Tier: ?

## Quotes

### Win Quotes

* YEEAEAH
* IM THE MRFAITHFUL!
* IM THE BEST
* So, that was something

### Level Quotes

* MORE SEXY THAN EVER
* Where is my wife?
* Get the fact right! im the best
* Not even close modafakas!

### Drop Quotes

* Something useful?
* What's this
* Anything useful?
* 2 times

## Trivia

* Mister is based on real life internet personality and Twitch streamer Dr Disrespect.
* His face sprite is a reskin of E.
Ivanov Fattanov

Ivanov Fattanov is an enemy found on the second floor of the TULA Building. Defeating Ivanov is mandatory for the Good Ending.

## Appearance

Ivanov Fattanov is a Russian man black hair, a brown beard and a wide head. He stands with both hands in his pockets. He wears a red and black button up, as well as black and white tracksuit pants.

## Description

Ivanov, along with the 5 other slavs, watch on in the Hardbass Room as Dimitri Valshkishzksiy dances to the music. Once Dimitri is interacted with, a fight will begin. Much like many enemies in this area, Ivanov will spend a majority of his turns either drinking or squatting, so he does not pose too much of a threat individually. Unlike all other slavs however, Ivanov does not use a weapon, instead opting to fight with his bare hands.
USA Realism RP Wiki

## Welcome to the USA Realism RP Wiki

Roleplay is to talk, act, and proceed as the character you are playing. This means that any action taken while in-game is taken on behalf of your character. The intent is to create an immersive experience where players and viewers alike can experience stories and situations in what is essentially another world.

Please refer to the Page Directory below or use the search box above to get started. Enjoy the wiki!

## Page Directory

Character List

Category:Characters (Male) (Female)
Roberto

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> - Roberto

Roberto is a mandatory enemy found outside the xD Base.

## Appearance

Roberto is a Caucasian bald man, who looks visibly upset at the realization of what Pleb and his party had done. He wears the same standard xD Clan garb the rest of the members wear, including a dark grey long sleeved shirt adorned with their insignia and black pants.

## Description

Roberto is a member of the xD Clan, and likely the final one you will fight. He will stop Pleb before he escapes from the xD Base, and will attack him to get revenge for his fallen Clanmates. Roberto can be considered an honorable man, willing to risk his life against people he know to be much stronger than himself for the honor of his friends. He will also accompany his Clanmates during both ambushes of Pleb.

## Locations

* pantano 3
* camino a la nieve
* camino 5

## Music

### Ambush xD

 Played when Pleb chooses to fight the XD Gang at pantano 3 and Camino A La Nieve.
Fred

> Denying who comes for revenge is what i like to do the most...
>
> - Fred

Fred is an optional enemy found in the Escondite Equis De.

## Appearance

Fred is a Caucasian man with parts of his head shaved, a black mohawk, a black beard and black sunglasses. He wears the same standard xD Clan garb the rest of the members wear, including a dark grey long sleeved shirt adorned with their insignia and black pants.

## Description

Fred is a member of the xD Clan, who will ambush Pleb both in the swamp and in the cave leading to Cordillera Peligrosa. He is seen again fraternizing with fellow Clan members Yahamoto Rockliny, Carlos and Barak Patana outside the entrance of the base's cave system. He is the only one of the group to recognize Pleb, and sics the group on him. Fred supposedly takes great joy in crushing people who come to take revenge after being ambushed. Like all other optional xD Clan members, Fred must be defeated in order to recruit Shuafty.

## Locations

* pantano 3
* camino a la nieve
* camino 2

## Music

### Ambush xD

 Played when Pleb chooses to fight the XD Gang at pantano 3 and Camino A La Nieve.

### XD

 Playing during the XD Base encounter. Slowed down by 30%.

## Trivia

* He is presumably the leader of the group he fights with, as he is the strongest and takes charge of the dialogue.
* He and Jack have the same hair.
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m̷̢̲͎͚̙̘̮͔̟̹̮̫͌̀̓́̔̎̚ị̶̜̭͑̍̿́̃̓̑͐͋̄̈́͆͊͠ is a random encounter enemy encounter found outside in Corillera Peligrosa.

## Appearance

m̷̢̲͎͚̙̘̮͔̟̹̮̫͌̀̓́̔̎̚ị̶̜̭͑̍̿́̃̓̑͐͋̄̈́͆͊͠ 's appearance is somewhat inscrutable. A mess of light and dark, and somewhat ethereal as they seem to float in mid-air like a spectre. They have two very small, bright eyes, giving the illusion of a face on a horribly glitchy body, which ends in a long tail.

## Description

m̷̢̲͎͚̙̘̮͔̟̹̮̫͌̀̓́̔̎̚ị̶̜̭͑̍̿́̃̓̑͐͋̄̈́͆͊͠ is a ghostly apparition that appears in the form of a glitch in the code of the simulation of PRiCERPG. What they truly are is impossible to say, other than that according to Shipo, these "creatures" only started appearing once Contundito became king. Speculation leads people to believe that the glitches are a result of human experiments that Contundito did to try to remove any perceived imperfections from humans, such as mental illnesses or homosexuality. Others believe they are the beginning of NPC-like monsters forming, brought about by Bandrenor. Their true nature may never be known. m̷̢̲͎͚̙̘̮͔̟̹̮̫͌̀̓́̔̎̚ị̶̜̭͑̍̿́̃̓̑͐͋̄̈́͆͊͠ itself however, is fairly harmless when held in contrast with the 3 other varieties of glitch. It only has one move, which is incapable of dealing any damage, only healing and buffing allies. For this reason, leaving m̷̢̲͎͚̙̘̮͔̟̹̮̫͌̀̓́̔̎̚ị̶̜̭͑̍̿́̃̓̑͐͋̄̈́͆͊͠ last in a fight can give you a good opportunity to use any EN or TP restoring moves you have without having to worry about taking damage.

## Locations

* camino nieve
* camino nieve 2
* camino nieve 3
* camino nieve 4
* torre telecomunicaciones
* ZONA TROLL

## Trivia

* Referred to in the files as "Nieve 1", meaning Snow.
SANDy

SANDy is a mandatory enemy found in Desierto Calentito.

## Appearance

SANDy is a pile of yellow sand with eyeballs. Two arms (or possibly horns) poke out of the top of the triangular mound, ready to fuck your shit up.

## Description

Very little is known of SANDy, or any of the sand-based enemies. They attack you as you try to traverse the arid desert, and you will already be lacking in HP from the sun as you enter this fight, so be sure to heal up.
Holmey

**Role** | Support
 Special Flag: Preserve TP

> AAAAH YES SIR, THANK YOU SIR!
>
> - Holmey

Holmey in a mandatory party member found in Palacio Metrosexual. He is one half of the elite guard tasked with protecting Elmalo, alongside Aniky.

## Story & Recruitment

Holmey is one of the very few party members who must be recruited to complete the game. He is first encountered in Palacio, seen posing on a platform high above the player. Once the player passes Elmalo's test, The Lord of the Gays will order his subordinate to accompany Pleb on his journey to the CRR Tower.

## Appearance

Holmey is an Asian man with a leather mask covering most of his face. The small amount of clothing he wears are all BDSM gear, including small leather trunks, a black bondage harness with a steel ring, black wrist tape and a spiked collar. He is very good shape, and can normally be seen posing to show off his musculature. In his face sprite, he is seen licking his lips.

## Combat Role & Skills

Holmey is one of the better tanks in the game. His main thing is drawing enemies away from his allies and focusing on him. His self buffs are not only very solid, but also last indefinitely (other than Masochist Defense, which sucks.) He has some healing capabilities but they aren't great and come at a cost. The main thing holding Holmey back is that he only has one damage dealing move, and it also damages him. He will almost always have Taunt, so he is a solid pick if you have some other, more fragile party members you're looking to keep safe, but Holmey is just ok as a standalone.

Tier: C

## Quotes

### Win Quotes

* Rest in peace sweet boi
* Little bois crying
* Get me another more manly
* Can i have the body?

### Level Quotes

* Im sexier
* Im hotter
* Im stronger than before!
* New muscles!

### Drop Quotes

* Any whips?
* Any buttstuff?
* Give me those!
* Anime is fake

## Trivia

* Holmey is based on real life Vietnamese-American dungeon master and gay porn actor Van Darkholme.
Mini Stairs

## Description

Little stairs to get where you can't reach.

## Uses

Used to reach specific platforms out of your reach.

* Placed in PRIMER PISO against the pink dresser with the Big Doll on it.
* Placed in QUINTO DER next to the door to reach ELTULA.
* Placed in the Gym on the second floor, between a man lifting a dumbbell and a sad man moving his hand. Used to reach Durazno.
* Placed in the Gym on the fifth floor, under a broken window, used to reach the Gym Secret.
Press

Press is a mandatory boss fight and a minor antagonist in PRiCERPG.

## Appearance

Press is a towering monstrosity, resembling a large spider with a camera for a head. It is suspended from the ceiling by a tail that is connected to Johmmy Acusta, leading into a large, bulbous abdomen with a long red stripe running down it. It has 4 visible limbs, immediately behind an extendable lens serving as its singular eye. The camera has a microphone sticking out from above it and a flashbulb hanging below.

## Description

Press serves as the camera crew for the news, recording Johmmy as he reports in a reliable manner. The Press is presumably a part of Johmmy, or linked to him in some way, as they are connected by their tails. However, Press is its own entity in some manner, as it can operate and function even after Johmmy has been killed. The origins of this creature is unknown, but it may be an extension of Johmmy's NPC transformation. It ultimately serves no greater purpose than being a weapon, both metaphorically in Sheddy's conquest of the public consciousness, and literally as a very heavy hitting ally to Johmmy Acusta, allowing him to hold off Pleb while Sheddy escapes from the CRR Tower.
Pedro

Pedro is an enemy found on the second floor of the TULA Building. Defeating Pedro is mandatory for the Good Ending.

## Appearance

Pedro is a Russian man with shaggy black hair and a blue surgical mask covering the majority of his face. He wields a plastic bottle in each hand, which he uses as weapons. He wears a long white coat, opened to expose his bare chest, as well as black pants.

## Description

Pedro, along with the 5 other slavs, watch on in the Hardbass Room as Dimitri Valshkishzksiy dances to the music. Once Dimitri is interacted with, a fight will begin. Unlike many enemies in this area, Kuznetsov will not spend any turns drinking or squatting, and in fact can attack several times each turn. Each attack will likely only deal 15 damage however, making him more of an annoyance than a serious threat.

## Trivia

* Pedro has the highest crit rate of any enemy in the game.
* Pedro is the only slav enemy that does not know SQUATS! or VODKA.
Kregling

> You don't have the mark
>
> - Kregling

Kregling is an optional enemy found in Guarida de Sheddy.

## Appearance

Kregling is a humanoid shaped being that seems to be almost completely finished a transformation into a jet black monster, with shining red eyes and long limbs busting out of Kregling's straitjacket. The only part of the original man that remains is the upper half of his face, as his eyes can still be seen.

## Description

Kregling is an NPC found in a back room of Sheddy's building in La Capital. He attacks Pleb immediately after realizing that he lacks the Mark. There is nothing of any value in his room, meaning there is no reason to go out of your way to fight him, other than the extra EXP.
Johnnes

**Role** | Damage Dealer
 Special Flag: Preserve TP

Johnnes is an optional party member encountered in Pantano Mojado.

## Story & Recruitment

While it is not necessary to recruit Johnnes to advance in the game, it is mandatory to encounter him as he runs through the swamp and manically leaps down a water-filled hole. El Chileno CTM will comment on the fact that he isn't sure if Johnnes is actually a rat or a human, and that following him down the hole must be safe. After jumping down in a somewhat less inspired version of Brad Armstrong discovering the home of the Fishmen, Pleb must move to his right towards a room where Johnnes run back and forth erratically at high speeds. To recruit him, you must simply catch him and speak with him. It is claimed Pleb "adopts" the rat, which could have some bizarre implications. You do not have an option to recruit him if you speak to him. You must.

## Appearance

Johnnes is a rat-human hybrid with grey fur covering his entire body. He has wide, bright eyes with a unibrow, pink ears and a round pink nose, as well as four small whiskers. He has two very large buck teeth, despite having no bite-based offense. His prehensile pink tail is so long that it reaches up as far as the back of his head. He wears no clothes, meaning he is presumably either some kind of eunuch or has his rat penis flying free in the wind. Either way, good for him.

## Combat Role & Skills

Johnnes is an odd one. He has very solid damage output, and a TERRIFIC crit rate, meaning early in the game he can be tremendously useful, coming in with heavy damage when a lot of other characters wouldn't be able to. The massive drawback here is however, that Johnnes' TP recover revolves around inflicting [Drama] to your own party members, which essentially removes any chance of them ever scoring critical hits, or dodging enemy attacks. If you can find a way to balance these two aspects of Johnnes, he can prove to be a great damage dealer.

Tier: C+

## Quotes

### Win Quotes

* Who did it?
* Wasn't me i swear
* It's all your fault!
* Cmon guys i want a peaceful life

### Level Quotes

* Even stronger
* Less drama!
* More drama!
* New drama!

### Drop Quotes

* Did you steal it?
* Cmon bro
* The enemies dropped something!
* Ayy lmao bois

## Trivia

* Johnnes is based on real life internet personality and Twitch streamer Mitch Jones.
* Has the second highest critical hit rate of any character in the game.
SANDiego

SANDiego is a mandatory enemy found in Desierto Calentito.

## Appearance

SANDiego is a pile of yellow sand with eyeballs. They have two muscular arms, one of which wields a wooden baseball bat or some kind of stick, which is going to be shoved directly up your ass.

## Description

Very little is known of SANDiego, or any of the sand-based enemies. They attack you as you try to traverse the arid desert, and you will already be lacking in HP from the sun as you enter this fight, so be sure to heal up.

## Trivia

* It's name is a pun on the city of San Diego.
Madolf Hitlor

**DMG** | 25 (28 HM)
 **HP** | 1000 (1250 HM)
 **Exp** | 2000
 [HIT] + 95%
 COMU | Always

> Lebe das Rennen! unreiner Schmutz stirbt!
>
> - Madolf Hitlor

Madolf Hitlor is one of the four dictators found in the office at the top of Petrolera Dictadura.

## Appearance

Madolf Hitlor is a German man with short, slicked black hair and a toothbrush mustache. He wears a beige jacket with a red armband denoting a white symbol.

## Description

Madolf Hitlor is the dictator standing farthest to the left in the petrolera office when Pleb walks in to reactivate the elevator. Madolf speaks German and says long live the race, and wishes death upon impure scum before attacking alongside his three partners. In combat, he and all three other dictators only have one move, which at the level you'll likely be by the time you reach this fight, won't be capable of dealing much damage to your party members at all. An easy fight, but not necessarily a short one, as they still have a reasonable amount of HP.

## Trivia

* Based on real life Nazi leader and noted opposer of communism Adolf Hitler.
* When Madolf says "das Rennen", this actually refers to a running race, as opposed to a race of people.
Porn Clip

## Description

Show one of your allies a midget porn, revives and recover 450 HP.

## Locations

### Dropped by:

* U.Boba
* LeMomia
* The Designer
* Dr.BrainSapp
* Mailman
* Slender Chan

### Sold by:

* Big Baggy Barry, encounter 3
* Big Baggy Barry, encounter 4
* Big Baggy Barry, encounter 5
* Big Baggy Barry, encounter 6
* Big Baggy Barry, encounter 7
* Big Baggy Barry, encounter 8
* Big Baggy Barry, encounter 9
Horsen Style Scroll

## Location

* Given by Elmalo, after defeating his boys.

## Use

You read the horse scroll...

You learned the ways.

Now you can cross through holes like a champ

To use the technice press "W"

to go back to normal press "Q"

Allows faster travel and movement over holes 1 tile wide. Access by pressing the W key, and turn it off by pressing Q. Cannot be used in water or in space.
MORDISCO (475)

## Description

Deals damage, inflicts both Nervous and Bleed. Spends 5 EN.

## Users

* Ignacio Falamalas
* Jhonson Peterson
* Frank Ramag
* Brook
* Brinny
* Yahamoto Rockliny
* Barak Patana
* Fred
* Carlos
* Satan Diabloloc
* Adolf Jattler
* Jeremy Jara
* Jack
* Larry Penne
* Harry Harrambe
* Owl
* Roberto
* Xavier Donatelo
* Xerif Dannilo
* Xabada Daranos
* Little Manuel
* Shorty
* Diban
* Aparto
* Batian
* Mister S. Miley
Parrian

Special Flag: Preserve TP

> Im vegan, im really strong!
>
> - Parrian

Parrian is an optional party member found in the desert area of Zone 2. He is a homeless farmer, and supposedly the only vegan in the world. He joins you in search of greener pastures for his vegetables to grow.

## Story & Recruitment

Parrian is first encountered in Camino Secreto, down a secret ladder between three cactuses in the area to the immediate left of the xD Clan's base. He is one of, if not the most missable party member in the game, so keep a close eye out. Once you find him, he will ask for Fertilizer and Water to help his crops grow, both of which can be found lying around in the desert. When these items still don't work, he will claim the desert air to be too dry, and ask to accompany you.

## Appearance

Parrian is a caucasian man with a dark moustache and goatee, and patchy facial hair on the rest of his face. He has short hair and dark, beady eyes. He wears a white t-shirt marked with the letters "T S M" over his bizarrely elongated torso. He can usually be seen carrying a carrot or some other form of vegetation on a rope.

## Combat Role & Skills

Parrian is a very interesting party member. He is capable of giving himself the most HP out of any party member by far, but also taunts himself and increases the damage he takes, making this a risky strategy in certain circumstances. If you can keep his HP up, his damage can be really quite heavy, so can work great if paired with a healer like A.Copper. Overall, a very viable party member who is fun to play around with.
Tier: A-

## Quotes

### Win quotes

* This goes to the vegan!
* Vegan victory
* Vegan for life
* Discusting non vegan scrubs

### Level quotes

* Im more vegan than i was before!
* New vegetables to eat!
* More levels!
* Im stronger

### Drop quotes

* Any vegs?
* Any vegetables
* Any plants?
* Any vegan food?

## Trivia

* Parrian is based on real life Canadian-Romanian Youtuber and Twitch streamer Kripparrian.
* Parrian has scoliosis.
Mailman

Mailman is a mandatory enemy found in Guarida de Sheddy.

## Appearance

Mailman is a dark humanoid shaped being with no distinguishing features other than a set of staring eyes and the Mark of the Curse on his torso. He vaguely resembles the texture of a tire.

## Description

Mailman is an NPC found in the hallways of Sheddy's building in La Capital. He is encountered alongside Hangirl and they will attack you together upon interacting with them.
PRiCERPG

PRiCERPG, or "PRiCERPG, The Politically Incorrect RPG" is an RPG released on the 26th of Feburary 2019. The game was created by tw1ZTER ENTERTAINMENT. The game centres around a nobody, who after watching a news broadcast detailing the rebleion by the former king of the land of FarAF due to his dislike of the internet, goes in search of him in order to claim the promised reward of 100,000 megabytes by the new queen, Sheddy. He then encounters a msterioys man only known as Tommy through the social networking site Adatour who leads him on a wild adventure that will change his perception of reality forever. In game it is later revealed that PRiCERPG actually stands for PRincipium CErtamine Revival of People's Glory.
Krlo'chi'kirush

> K'a chu...
>
> - Krlo'chi'kirush

Krlo'chi'kirush is a member of the cannibalistic tribe found hidden in the depths of La Jungla.

## Appearance

Krlo'chi'kirush is a monster with a jet black amorphous body marked with white speckles, possibly human bones or teeth. His mask is brown with red trim, has large teeth and 8 large bone spikes emerging from the side, meaning his true face is unknown, although his bright red pupils shine through the eye holes. Krlo'chi'kirush's body is massive and towering, a wide tube that flares out more at the bottom, resembling an oak tree, right down to the roots. He also boasts a pair of mighty claws, the largest of any tribe member.

## Description

Krlo'chi'kirush is a high ranking member of the cannibal tribe that the player must fight in order to free Pedro. He, along with all 6 other members, confer with each other in a fictional language before all attacking Pleb at the same time. In combat, he, much like Yu'cha'makra, relies solely on poisoned spears to deal damage, and they hit hard, capable of inflicting both Bleed and Poison to three seperate party members in one turn. His stats are a fair deal higher than the smaller enemies, although nowhere near as high as Ru'ku'shu'shka's.

## Trivia

* Received a major redesign in an update.
Jonny Jhonson Junior

> Those are mine buddy, how dare you
>
> - J.J.J.

Jonny Jhonson Junior, or J.J.J., is an optional enemy encountered in the cave system leading to Casino Pasito a Pasito and Pantano Mojado. He is likely the first optional enemy the player will encounter in their journey.

## Appearance

Jonny is a young, Caucasian man with a short black haircut parted in the middle and red eyebrows. He has a small pointed nose, with a long, golden chain piercing it and connecting to his left ear. Jonny has another chain piercing both of his nipples. He wears a short, white shirt that only covers his shoulders and skimpy undergarments. He smiles.

## Description

Jonny is presumably a homosexual man, and a member of Elmalo's gang of marauding gays. He is generally quite unassuming, saying only "Hey..." when spoken to, until Pleb tries to steal his 7Mbs. Then all hell breaks loose and Jonny will attempt to beat you and you compatriots to actual death with his bare hands. Jonny is kinda fucked up, not gonna lie.
R

Features

> Where are cat
>
> - R

R is an optional party member found in his house in Pueblo Barato. He is a mysterious animal lover who owns many, many cats. A man of few words, he speaks in short, simple sentences.

## Story & Recruitment

R is first encountered in casa redonda arriba izquierda. He will ask Pleb to help find his three lost cats, (although not in so many words). If all three are returned to him, he will be so grateful he will force his way into your party like the lovable lug he is. The three cats are a pain in the ass to find though. You can find each of them at the following locations:

Cat 1: On a ledge in Pueblo Barato, accessible only by means of going to the left past Torre de Telecomunicaciones and descending an annoyingly long ladder. This ladder still has random encounters and they come frequently, so be prepared. If you're too weak to climb back up you can jump down into Pueblo Barato.

Cat 2: In a cave randomly hidden behind a snowdrift in Cordillera Peligrosa. The entrance you can see on a raised ledge is a red herring.

Cat 3: In the Dungeon behind WillD Coolman, requiring the Horsen Scroll to access.

## Appearance

R is an overweight man with a bag over his head. His mask bears the letter R in white, with a black cat in the middle. Whether or not this is actually a mask is unknown. R wears black pants, and never wears a shirt, exposing his hairy chest. The cat he uses for his attack animations is long and white.

## Combat Role & Skills

R is a damage dealer and nothing else. He can hit, and hit and hit some more. Can also cause a couple of DOT status effects, and has a good crit rate. Very straight forward, but good for what he does. Not worth the effort of cat herding though, perhaps.

Tier: B-

## Quotes

### Win Quotes

* This win goes for the cats!
* For them meows!
* Meow
* Cats are love

### Level Quotes

* More levels, more cats
* Bring me another cat
* My cats are stronger!
* Now i can take care of more cats!

### Drop Quotes

* Any cat food?
* Any cats?
* Any cat toys?
* Any cat stuff?

## Trivia

* R is based on real life American Twitch streamer Saqib "Lirik" Zahid, and his cats, Nayna and Nomu.
* He is statistically the least recruited party member in the game.
Sadistic Boy

> That was good
>
> - Sadistic Boy

Sadistic Boy is a mandatory enemy encountered in Elmalo's Palace. He is 1/5th of the first major boss battle of the game, as well as of the final boss battle of the PRiCERPG demo.

## Appearance

Sadistic Boy is a thin Caucasian man with a black hood and a shadow covering most of his face, with a devilish grin at all times. He wears a short black top, leaving his ribs exposed. He also wears a small black thong, black gloves and wields a pair of whips to inflict pain upon others with.

## Description

Sadistic Boy is a homosexual man, and a member of Elmalo's gang of marauding gays. He is a member of Elmalo's elite guard and personal entertainment, The Boys. He was stripped of his true name and it is currently unknown. He is the most violent and unstable of The Boys, only interested in satsifying himself. He has exactly one line in the game, being "that was good." This dude is a sick fuck. He's pretty hot though.

## Trivia

* Much like everyone else in Elmalo's Palace, he has an unused bowing sprite from the demo.
* He will exhaust himself and be able to slap no more asses in exactly 2,666 turns, or 3,333 turns on Hard Mode. The sexual stamina of this man is truly terrifying.
Robertson Paulson Jefferson Packson Fredson

Robertson Paulson Jefferson Packson Fredson is a well trusted journalistic figurehead in the world of PRiCERPG. It is safe to assume that he is involved in the world's law-making process, and has a strong sense of morality, as seen when he weighs in newspaper reports to campaign against the legalization of ass eating.
Jhonson Peterson

> My name's not Jordan!
>
> - Jhonson Peterson, upon death

Jhonson Peterson is an unused enemy found in the game files.

## Appearance

Johnson is a bald Caucasian man with thick eyebrows and a shocked expression. He is seen lying down, resting his head on his arm. He wears the same standard xD Clan garb the rest of the members wear, including a dark grey long sleeved shirt adorned with their insignia and black pants, but no shoes.
Hangirl

Hangirl is a mandatory enemy found in Guarida de Sheddy.

## Appearance

Hangirl is a woman wearing a grey mask with dark eyes. She has a noose tied around her neck that dangles down past her shoulders. Her hands are together, and her nipples are visible. She wears black pants and bears the Mark of the Curse on her forehead.

## Description

Hangirl is an NPC found in the hallways of Sheddy's building in La Capital. She is encountered alongside Mailman and they will attack you together upon interacting with them.
Lara

Features

> What do you want little beta male?
>
> - Lara, meeting Pleb

Lara is an optional party member found in her house in Pueblo Barato. She has an incredibly domineering personality, temper issues and cares a lot about public image.

## Story & Recruitment

Lara is first encountered in casa redonda medio. In a surprisingly forward move, Pleb will ask her outright if she wants to go out with him. She responds that she will if Pleb has 10 or more followers. If spoken to with 10 or greater party members acquired, she will be recruited.

## Appearance

Lara is a Caucasian woman with long, blonde hair. She has thick, angry eyebrows and almost always has a look of rage or displeasure. She wears a pink tank top and pink shorts.

## Combat Role & Skills

Lara has a very diverse moveset. Only capable of learning one offensive move, Slap, her main focus is stunning enemies, which she only becomes capable of after level 22. Cuck is a fantastic move with a 100% chance of stunning, but an incredibly high EN Cost. Attention Seek is also capable of stunning all enemies, which can be very useful for crowd control. Overall a one trick pony, and there are better choices.

Tier: D

## Quotes

### Win Quotes

* Of course we won
* i did it all by myself
* Do i have to do everything?
* Get on my level cucks

### Level Quotes

* Woman power
* Take that society
* I have grown
* Another level? whatever

### Drop Quotes

* Any makeup?
* Give me that
* Can i have that?
* Give me that, now

## Trivia

* Lara is based on real life Twitch streamer Lea "LegendaryLea" Currier.
Ignacio Falamalas

> Take another step and i'll fucking kill you scumbag
>
> - Ignacio Falamalas

Ignacio Falamalas is a mandatory enemy found outside Escondite Equis De.

## Appearance

Ignacio is a Caucasian man with curly blonde hair and a black beard. He wears a black eyepatch over one eye, and is presumably seen leaning. He wears the same standard xD Clan garb the rest of the members wear, including a dark grey long sleeved shirt adorned with their insignia and black pants.

## Description

Ignacio is a member of the xD Clan, and the dedicated front guard of the xD Base. He is the first member of the xD Clan that Pleb and his gang will defeat. He gives Pleb several chances before attacking him, but Ignacio must be defeated to advance.

## Trivia

* He is the only member of the xD Clan without black hair.
J. Brevage

## Locations

### Dropped by:

* Ignacio Falamalas
* Jhonson Peterson
* Frank Ramag
* Brook
* Brinny
* Yahamoto Rockliny
* Barak Patana
* Fred
* Carlos
* Satan Diabloloc
* Adolf Jattler
* Jeremy Jara
* Jack
* Larry Penne
* Harry Harrambe
* Owl
* Roberto
* Xavier Donatelo
* Xerif Dannilo
* Xabada Daranos
* Little Manuel
* Shorty
* Diban
* Baldful (Enemy)

### Sold by:

* Big Baggy Barry, encounter 3
* Big Baggy Barry, encounter 4
* Big Baggy Barry, encounter 5
LeMomia

> Rawr...
>
> - LeMomia

LeMomia is an optional enemy encountered in Casino Pasito a Pasito. They will only attack if spoken to, and can be walked past without any aggression.

## Appearance

LeMomia is a stereotypical portrayal of a mummy, wrapped from head to toe in white gauze. Only their right eye is visible, on a dark background underneath the bandages. They also appear to be dusty. Their true form is unknown.

## Description

Little is known of LeMomia. They are found on the main floor of Casino Pasito a Pasito, presumably indulging in some gambling at the slot machines, as they carry a fair amount of Mbs. As a mummy has no pockets, it is unknown where they keep them. The only thing they ever say is "Rawr", immediately before attempting to kick the christ of out of Pleb and his compatriots. They really hate being spoken to apparently. Leave them be.
Motivational Guy

Motivational Guy is a recurring optional enemy found in Zona Azul Face.

## Appearance

Motivational Guy is a bearded, black-haired man appearing out of a content barrel, with a large white thumbs up symbol in a blue circle. He wears a dark t-shirt, bearing the slogan "DO IT", and his arms pushed forward in a flexing motion.

## Description

Motivational Guy is an enemy who has a 1 in 5 chance of appearing every time Pleb touches a content barrel while navigating his way towards the top of the FacadeBook test. Motivational Guy is one of the only characters that can be fought multiple times, and possibly farmed, although you will no longer be able to fight them after defeating Marco Zuckerdick. Fighting them will teleport you downwards in the test, slowing your progression. However, none of his attacks actually do anything, so feel free to use him as a break to recover HP, EN and TP.

## Locations

* mundo face
* mundo face 2

## Trivia

* Based on actor and one time motivational speaker Shia LaBeouf.
R̶͔͉̫̦̮̠̈́̈͒́̎̐̑̂̇̄̓̚͝Ḭ̸̳̼̙̩̍̓͒͌̔̃̅̂͒͐͘͠

R̶͔͉̫̦̮̠̈́̈͒́̎̐̑̂̇̄̓̚͝Ḭ̸̳̼̙̩̍̓͒͌̔̃̅̂͒͐͘͠ is a random encounter enemy encounter found outside in Corillera Peligrosa.

## Appearance

R̶͔͉̫̦̮̠̈́̈͒́̎̐̑̂̇̄̓̚͝Ḭ̸̳̼̙̩̍̓͒͌̔̃̅̂͒͐͘͠'s appearance is somewhat inscrutable. A mess of light and dark, and somewhat ethereal as they seem to float in mid-air like a spectre. They have two very small, bright eyes, giving the illusion of a face on a horribly glitchy body, which is somewhat square and angular.

## Description

R̶͔͉̫̦̮̠̈́̈͒́̎̐̑̂̇̄̓̚͝Ḭ̸̳̼̙̩̍̓͒͌̔̃̅̂͒͐͘͠ is a ghostly apparition that appears in the form of a glitch in the code of the simulation of PRiCERPG. What they truly are is impossible to say, other than that according to Shipo, these "creatures" only started appearing once Contundito became king. Speculation leads people to believe that the glitches are a result of human experiments that Contundito did to try to remove any perceived imperfections from humans, such as mental illnesses or homosexuality. Others believe they are the beginning of NPC-like monsters forming, brought about by Bandrenor. Their true nature may never be known. R̶͔͉̫̦̮̠̈́̈͒́̎̐̑̂̇̄̓̚͝Ḭ̸̳̼̙̩̍̓͒͌̔̃̅̂͒͐͘͠ itself however, is the most dangerous of the 4 glitch enemies, and should be taken out first, as its attacks are capable of hitting all party members for heavy damage.

## Locations

* camino nieve
* camino nieve 2
* camino nieve 3
* camino nieve 4
* torre telecomunicaciones
* ZONA TROLL

## Trivia

* Referred to in the files as "Nieve 3", meaning Snow.
Kro'kolash

**DMG** | 35 (37 HM)
 **HP** | 750 (1000 HM)
 **Exp** | 2000
 [HIT] + 95%
 BLADES | Always

> Tram'pasare'not'g'aahsy
>
> - Kro'kolash

Kro'kolash is a member of the cannibalistic tribe found hidden in the depths of La Jungla.

## Appearance

Kro'kolash is a monster with a jet black amorphous body marked with white speckles, possibly human bones or teeth. His mask is brown with red trim, has large teeth and 8 large bone spikes emerging from the side, meaning his true face is unknown. Kro'kolash's body is long and thin, with a wide, blooming neck around his mask, resembling a flower. He has two small feet and a pair of sharp, curved blades in place of arms.

## Description

Kro'kolash is a low ranking member of the cannibal tribe that the player must fight in order to free Pedro. He, along with all 6 other members, confer with each other in a fictional language before all attacking Pleb at the same time. In combat, he has one move, BLADES, and relatively low HP, and will likely be taken out by any AoE damage you can deal. But beware, BLADES will deal damage and inflict Bleed to all party members every turn.

## Trivia

* Received a major redesign in an update.
Ramon1

Special Flag: Preserve TP

> MOVE, I CAN'T SEE MYSELF ON THE
> MIRROR!
>
> - Ramon1

Ramon1 is an optional party member found in The Gym. He is the reigning bench press champion until being dethroned by Pleb, and has severe anger issues.

 Story & Recruitment

Ramon1 is first encountered inside the Gym, getting ready to defend his championship in the bench press competition. If spoken to before winning, he will berate the player for blocking his view of himself in the mirror. You will need to press the Z key at least 46 times in the alloted time in order to beat him, good luck. However, this is necessary for the Good Ending. Once he's been defeated, he will stand outside the gym and will join you upon being spoken to.

## Appearance

Ramon1 is a short, Caucasian bald man who is ridiculously jacked. He is generally seen yelling and flexing his massive biceps. He wears blue headphones, no shirt and black pants.

## Combat Role & Skills

Let's be real, Ramon1's combos are so long that no one will ever remember them well enough to use him without looking at this page. But outside of that, a full combo uses up 67.5% of his HP to use, which is essentially suicide, and makes his non-HP Drain moves useless. His evasion rate is awful and he can't afford to be taking hits. Only positive here is his 100% stun rate on Eradication, but other characters do the same much better. A true pain in the ass to use, very nearly useless but not quite.

Tier: D-

## Quotes

### Win Quotes

* IM THE ALPHA HERE
* hehe XD
* BRING THE PAIN
* MUSCLES BABY

### Level Quotes

* DID I GAIN HEIGHT?
* WHERE'S MY PROTEIN
* NOT ALPHA ENOUGH
* GET ON MY HEIGHT SCRUB!

### Drop Quotes

* Any protein?
* Any eggs?
* Any protein shake?
* Any meat?

## Trivia

* Ramon1 is based on American internet personality and Twitch streamer Tyler1.