The Fashion Copypasta

I'm a university student. When I walk around campus I have a list of people who are recurring background characters. I don't know their names, I don't know what classes they're in, and I don't even fully know if they actually go to this university. I differentiate them because they have something unique or interesting about their appearance, for example: the guy who wears a little trilby everywhere, they tall guy with the awful man-bun, the short girl who wears Jean vests all the time, the one girl who always wears a toque and has poofy blonde hair, and the one guy who wears a trucker cap, flannel, and hiking shoes no matter the weather.

I can confidently say that you in that outfit you would not only not go onto my list of recurring background characters, but you might even be so completely unremarkable that I run into you in the hallway because I didn't see you in the first place.

Above is the original copypasta created by Bradley, below are some alternatives:

* I'm a Runescape player. When I walk around north Lumbridge swamp mine, I have a list of people who are recurring background characters. I don't know their names, I don't know what mining level they're in, and I don't even fully know if they actually play Runescape regularly. I differentiate them because they have something unique or interesting about their character model, for example: the guy who wears a bronze helment, they tall guy with the adamant pickaxe, the short girl who wears steel plateskirts, the one girl who always wears party boots and has pink hair, and the one guy who wears a chef hat, apron, and work boots no matter the situation. I can confidently say that you in that outfit would not only not go onto my list of recurring background characters, but you might even be so completely unremarkable that I run into you in the bank because I didn't see you in the first place.
* I'm a gaming club member. When I walk around OCA 205 I have a list of people who are recurring background characters. I don't know their names, I don't know what games they play, and I don't even fully know if they actually go to gaming club regularly. I differentiate them because they have something unique or interesting about their appearance, for example: the guy who wears a button up shirts every day, they tall guy with the luxurious hair, the short girl who wears weeb shit all the time, the one guy who always dresses like a regular human being, and the one guy who wears glasses, a hearing aid, and t shirts not matter what the weather is. I can confidently say that you in that outfit you would not only not go onto my list of recurring background characters, but you might even be so completely unremarkable that I run into you in the OC cafe because I didn't see you in the first place.
* I'm a furry. When I walk around various conventions I have a list of people who are recurring background characters. I don't know their names, I don't know what animals they are, and I don't even fully know if they actually are hardcore furries. I differentiate them because they have something unique or interesting about their appearance, for example: the fox who wears diapers every day, they tall guy with bright magenta fur, the short girl who wears pink sweaters all the time, the one guy who doesn't have a costume but is always around, and the one guy who wears glasses, Feathers, and a heavy fursuit not matter what the weather is. I can confidently say that you in that outfit you would not only not go onto my list of recurring background characters, but you might even be so completely unremarkable that I run into you on the show floor because I didn't see you in the first place.
* I'm a weeaboo. When I walk around an anime convention, I have a list of people who are recurring background characters. I don't know their names, I don't know what they're cosplaying, and I don't even fully know if they actually watch anime I differentiate them because they have something unique or interesting about their appearance, for example: the guy who wears the katana everywhere, the tall guy cosplaying Kirito, the short girl who is dressed in a sailor fuku uniform, the one girl who always wears skimpy versions of anime characters, and the one guy who wears full mecha armour no matter the weather. I can confidently say that you in that outfit you would not only not go onto my list of recurring background characters, but you might even be so completely unremarkable that I run into you in the vendor's booth because I didn't see you in the first place.