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FrogShopPing

### Gender

every single one even if they cancell eachother out or are incomprehensible by mind

### Eye color

green

FrogShopPing (goes by name Frey and uses any pronouns) is a memeber of garfcord . She states that she is polish and comes from eastern part of Mazovia, So far They have spent most of their life in home country but they have one one ocasion traveled abroad to Germany and The Netherlands.

According to unknown sources He allegedly suffers from "brainworms", "boymodder syndrome" "Brainrot", "bnuuy syndrome", and lacks any brain activity whatsoever (citation needed).

Frey is a part of transgender majority of Garfcord and really likes to talk about someones day and always tries to stay silly :33.

They joined during the r/place from reddit subreddit r/196 on 2nd of April 2022.

She is an owner of a role The Saul (i don't know how to hyperlink) since june 24th 2022.

Frey is a sleeper agent of Meth Party with trigger being "it is mething time". Currently we do not know what will happen when The sleeper agent awakes.

Some fun facts about frey:

* He is a gamer and play games such as League of Legends, Minecraft, Terraria, Borderlands and many more.
* Frey despite what the aliases imply is not actually gay, they consider themself to be more of a bisexual.
* She might or might have not commited crimes against humanity at one point in life.
* Should not be trusted with power
* Abuses the ":3" message in #genderal
Saul (florence)

Saul (aka florence/floor), not to be confused with Saul, is a silly little creature of all time.

She is an unremarkable specimen of human mediocrity.

Saul's only "notable" accomplishment to date is the following:

* Garnered twenty five (25) reactions of :denthead: on a single message

1. ↑ https://discord.com/channels/959267794409652274/959337755006095400/1160685009145962566
Ourple Rockers

The Gay Waluigi Coalition, informally known as the Ourple Rockers, was a political party formed prior to the 2022 August Garfcord Elections. It's membership was unknown; however it was likely to be the second largest political party in Garfcord. The party has been officially defunct since the former party leader Artemis certified the dissolution of the party on October 29th, 2022.

## Former Members

### Party Members

* Alperen
* Flobba
* Creepercattum
* Myth

## Party Wings

It is unknown if the Ourple Rockers had any organized party wings.

## "End"

On 25th of October 2022, proclaimed-leader of the Ourple Party, Alperen, "officially" dissolved the Ourple Party. If the Ourple Rockers were a coalition, and not a merge- this would meant the party would've been entirely dissolved. However, only 4 days later, the primary leader of the merge, Artemis, certified that the merge had indeed been dissolved.

### Controversy

Since the Ourple Rockers had essentially become a merge; it is debated whether Alperen or Artemis had the authority to dissolve the Ourple Rockers- especially because they were forgetting the third partner in the coalition/merge: Flobba.
1984 (Nineteen Eighty-Four)

***Nineteen Eighty-Four*** (also stylised as ***1984***) is a dystopian social science fiction novel and cautionary tale written by the English writer George Orwell. It was published on 8 June 1949 by Secker & Warburg as Orwell's ninth and final book completed in his lifetime. Thematically, it centres on the consequences of not letting Shawn joke about hating women and maybe some racial minorities as well. Orwell, a democratic socialist, modelled the totalitarian government in the novel after the mods when I can't be misogynistic and racist ironically. More broadly, the novel examines the role funny ironic xenophobia within Garfcord Discord Server and the ways in which it's funny as fuck.

The story takes place in an imagined future, the year 1984, when much of the world has fallen victim to "**WOKE**" humor for "**SOYBOYS**" and "**NERDS**", **WOKE** government surveillance, and propaganda. Garfcord, known as The People's Rebuplic Of Garfield, has become a province of the totalitarian superstate "**WOKE**" **DISCORD**, ruled by the Big Boobs Barty, who employ the Thought Police to persecute funny jokes and racism. Big Boobs, the dictatorial leader of Garfcord, enjoys an intense cult of personality, manufactured by the Party's excessive brainwashing techniques. The protagonist, ***Shawn Froste (Loves Dhar Mann!)***, is a cool and amazing and handsome and funny and skillful rank-and-file worker at the Ministry of Truth who secretly hates the Server and dreams of rebellion. He expresses his dissent by writing funny ironic racist jokes regarding spanish people and homosexuals and later gets warned by the "**WOKE MODS**".

*Nineteen Eighty-Four* has become a classic literary example of political and dystopian fiction. It also popularised the term "WOKE" as an adjective, with many terms used in the novel entering common usage, including "*Big Boobs*", "*:1984:*", "*1984 Sticker*", "*This is like George Orwell's book, 1984*", and "*shawn i tbink ironic misogyny is not that funny not funny at all please stop*". Parallels have been drawn between the novel's subject matter and real life instances of deleting my funny misogynistic Dhar Mann gifs, Being warned for rule 4, and not letting me joke about hating spaniards and homosexuals come on that one was a joke and a funny one at that guys fuck off. *Time* included the novel on its list of the 100 best English-language novels from 1923 to 2022, and it was placed on the Modern Library's 100 Best Novels list, reaching number 1 on the editors' list and number 1 on the readers' list. In 2022, it was listed at number eight on The Big Read survey by the BBB.
Creep

Creep (Also known as Creep(Odd)) is a garfcord conter who was one of the first two people to count to 670, along with Mr. white, as well as being the first person to count to 1111, along with Artemis.

## About

Creep is female and uses she/her pronounce. She is bisexual and trans.

She enjoys counting. Her favourite colour is red, but she also likes pink and black.

## The First Conting War

Creep was a central figure of the *First* *Conting War*, where conters fought hard to unarchive #conting-cordinaton

## The Second Conting War

### The Revoluton

Creep played a central role in the *Revoluton*, where conters regained the right to once again call the counting coordination channel #conting-cordinaton

### The War

After the hostilities of the *Revoluton*, Neil declared war on #conting-cordinaton, forcing the conters to band together and count to 2000 in little to no time. Creep played a role in this too, and was one of the two people who almost single-handedly brought the count up to 1111 over the course of a few hours, turning the tides of battle in favour of the conters.
The Logistics of Eating Sand

**Eating sand,** or **sand-eating**, is not a common practice at all. In fact, it is widely agreed that most people in Garfcord have probably not tried to eat sand. However, if one were to consume sand, there are many steps that must be taken to ensure that the user remains safe while ingesting and digesting the sand.

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⚠ DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. The use of modal language and checking ANY of the sources in this article should tell you exactly that. Please. Do. Not. Eat. Sand. ⚠

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## Preparation

Sand-eaters will always prepare to ensure their safety before eating sand. Preparation usually involves drinking large amounts of water and/or other fluids, which helps with their digestion. Sand can contain parasites, so it is important that those thinking of consuming sand check said sand for harmful bacteria. Sand contains large amounts of silicon, so users may attempt (usually unsuccessfully) to build up a tolerance to silicon before eating sand. Some users may opt to put in mouth guards or enamel protectors, as sand can be abrasive to the teeth.

## Consumption

It is likely that you will die after eating large amounts of sand, especially in one sitting. Therefore, sand-eaters will usually eat it in small amounts, sometimes sprinkled on food for texture. Some users believe that sand has health benefits. This is a misconception, since the body cannot absorb any of the minerals in sand. Sand can be abrasive to the digestive tract, so users may try to wash it down with water or other fluids. Sand is non-toxic, but it is not recommended to eat.

## Digestion and Excretion

Sand will likely be as painful coming out as it was going in. Not only can it lead to nausea and vomiting, but it can also rip internal organs to shreds and will likely destroy any excretory organs, since the body, once again, cannot digest sand. The toxins in sand may cause diarrhoea, which will make it even more uncomfortable to users.

## Conclusion

Eating sand is a complex and dangerous process. Don't fucking do it, for God's sake.

1. ↑ https://discord.com/channels/959267794409652274/1059217965360357406/1149271448083505222
2. ↑ Beach sand - Guidelines on Recreational Water Quality - NCBI Bookshelf (nih.gov)
3. ↑ What is the Chemical Composition of Sand? - Civil Engineering (civiltoday.com)
4. ↑ 4.0 4.1 4.2 Can You Eat Sand? What Will Happen If You Eat Sand? - KitchenGuides.org
5. ↑ 5.0 5.1 5.2 Oh, okay? Don't believe me? Prove me wrong. Fucking do it. See what happens.
SenorToast

SenorToast (Usually referred to as Toast) is a garfcordian and semi-former r/196 frequenter. He is one of the older garfcordians, having been there since before its rebrand as The People's Republic of Garfield. Toast is a somewhat active member, but usually lurks in chat and posts images from time to time. During the election, Toast has also shown his support for the Leftist Capybaras on Meth party.

### History

Toast has been in garfcord ever since its involvement in r/place in April of 2022. During this time, he was active around the segments of Spronkus Kronkus (r/196's mascot), r/BONEWORKS's segment and the mural to Scott The Woz. All of these locations ended up intact come the archival of r/place and can still be viewed via the r/place atlas. Long afterwards, he decided to apply for moderator and got accepted, but was later removed due to inactivity. Nowadays, he mainly just talks from time to time, Idk what else to put here lol

### Trivia

-Toast is ~~bisekal bionicle bisdkjalkhd~~ The one with the fucking vaporwave color flag idk

-Toast has quite a few hobbies, including retro gaming, airsoft, virtual reality, ascending into the void, etc.
Flobba

2.4th greatest user
Infamous for the quote "i love to flob :floppastare:" and for its love for big boobs. Flobba is most famous as someone keeps up with the count in the slow-soup channel, and knows a surprising large amount of information regarding naked mole-rats. He even accomplished alperen's test on naked mole-rats, earning one month of Nitro Classic, which he graciously donated to someone else. Further editions of the animal test were cancelled by alperen due to this surprising victory.

## flobba qoutes

"i cant wait for the void to eat denmark" first message flobba sent

"149.139.94.95 152.12.147.127 208.144.196.114 248.167.108.154 227.57.223.152 sulfuric acid Latitude: 2.82059, Longitude: 102.27832 16/10/2022 8:09am utc+3"

"i love to flob :floppastare:"

":floppastare:"
Sagittarius' house

Sagittarius' house, later transformed into Sagittarius' castle, laid at the edge of the savanna biome, not too far away from the village. It was mostly made of stone bricks and acacia wood, acompanied by a small cow farm and a big wheat field. After it was struck by lightning, the roof partially burnt down, resulting in the creation of the fortress.
Ralsei Epidemic

The Ralsei Epidemic began sometime in October 2022.

## Symptoms

* Having the Ralsei avatar shown in the image.
* In extreme cases: Beginning to take the personality of CreeperCattum (this can be characterized by the person using phrases like "Gawawa", or "Gafloomas", or reacting with soggawow/jinxpog repeatedly)

## List of infected

* Nalivaiko
* Walter White

## Cure

A cure isn't avaliable yet, however it is hypothesized that getting a folder with 1000 cat photos will cure the disease, as CreeperCattum was rid of the disease after reaching 7k cat photos.

## Ralsei Hunger Games

A thing that happened. A bunch of ralseis went and fought, and most notably, Dead Ralsei lost first. I just thought it was funny honestly and its ralsei related so like yeah whatever. It has no relation to the ralsei epidemic but its ralsei related

## The skrunklo

Ralsei is the skrunklo. He is the little skrunkly wunkly, he is my precious skronklo wonklo, he is precious, he must be protected at all costs, ralsei is truly the goat of all time, he is amazing, we must protect him
Kemet

## Favin, Emperor of Kemet

Kemet here seen in one of his many manifestations.

**Favin**, also known as **Peror'm aus Kemet** (lit. "**Emperor of Kemet**" in Neilish) or simply known as **Kemet**, is a Knytt ultranationalist supremacist chauvinist who is currently serving as the self-declared Emperor of the fictional empire Kemet.

## Quotes

Kemet is a prolific orator and has many inspirational and wise quotes.

## Creatures associated with Kemet

Many creatures have been associated with Kemet or have been under his control, including but not limited to:

* Java mouse-deer
* Clément
* Zeta Billboard - New Orleans, November 2020
* Aleph
* Clement
* Gibort
4 Whitemen of the Garfocalypse

**The Four Whitemen of the Garfocalypse** is a group consisting of **Tom Scott**, **Scott the Woz**, **Neil Cicierega**, and **Jerma985**, they are ruled by **Dark Brandon.**

On April 1st, 2023, at exactly 9am BST, The Four Whitemen of the Garfocalypse will tear down the channels and crush the armies of Garfcord, in an event known as the Garfocalypse, each Whiteman manifests in different ways.

**Tom Scott** will manifest as his avatar, Luna, in her Prime Soul form.

**Neil Ciciergea** will manifest as the forbidden and shunned part of Joxi, taking control of the vessel

It is currently unknown how Jerma985 or Scott the Woz will manifest
Walter "Shalodey" Hartwell White

## Walter White

Walter Hartwell White (also known as Wal), was the first and incumbent Garf-minister of the People's Rebuplic of Garfield since the 22nd of August 2022 to the 11th of November 2022. His Vice-Odie was Ellis.

Walter was a member of the Leftist Capybaras On Meth (LCOM) coalition and was elected in the first election of Garfcord. He has been indicted for multiple counts of drug-smuggling, drug production, murder, and attempted poison, yet somehow he did not participate in any election fraud.

"*I had a dream that Mabel (the Splatoon one) doxxed me and beat me up irl after I burned down her house in Minecraft*" - Walter White

Walter White resigned from LCOM and left the Peoples Rebuplic of Garfield on the 11th November 2022, however came back to the PROG after finding out about the new election. Walter White is now a party leader of the Meth Party alongside Neil and Aikesn.
Niconeko

**scylecs** (also known as **niconeko**, click here for more info) is a convicted murderer, previously serving as a bailiff on the official Garfcourt.

## scylecs

The victims of scylecs are innumerable.

scylecs joined garfcord at the very beginning of the pixel wars, fighting fiercefully to defend the 196 monument and the great trans flag.

scylecs is represented by 39 pride flags, the most out of any garfcord members.
Nalivaiko

**Nalivaiko** (otherwise known as Felix and Nali) is a member (being) of garfcord server (*former r/place server that detached from its... undesirable? origins*). Is noted for hating strawberry pasta and stealing nuclear warheads from PMC. Strong affection towards his cat, known as **Snow** (lazy cat).

Likes listening to random music (note: the ones that stimulates brain better). Including but not limited to:

* Motörhead
* Ozzy Osbourne
* Black Sabbath
* Гражданская Оборона
* Чёрный Лукич
* Молчат Дома
* random game ost
* свидетельство о смерти
* мой друг магнитофон
* The Rolling Stones
* White Stripes
* Batyushka
* AC/DC
* Инструкция По Выживанию
* Seatbelts
* Pink Floyd
* The Prodigy
* КИНО
* Буерак
* Gorillaz
* The Doors
* Кипелов
* Rammstein

Known for commiting crimes as following: *arson, vandalism, thievery, grand theft auto, drug dealery, murder, government property assault.*

###### Quotes:

"бля";

"охтыжбля";

"нихуя себе";

"heeheehoohoo";

"cocaine"

As of 29.10.2022 is hungering for pizza
Moon

**Moon** is a Superstar Daycare animatronic that appears in *Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach* as a recurring antagonist

## Mechanic

When you hear him talk, play a distraction sound in the building by pressing R while viewing any camera to prevent him from attacking.

## Gallery

Moon's Original appearance in Five Nights at Freddy's Security Breach
The Ghost of Frank M.

## Description.

The Ghost of Frank M. or Frank M. or just Frank is a user most notably spotted during movie nights and other events. They are a "classic user" and joined during the 2022 Reddit April fools r/place event. If they attempt to approach you, it is recommended that you surrender all personal items and leave the area immediately, it is also recommended that you alert an authority figure of their whereabouts. Handle with extreme caution.

Their crimes include pirating Shrek 4, lying on the wiki, and many, many Rule 7 violations.

"i will inhale all of the smelling salts"
Jessie, Queen of Rats

Jessie is the current reigning Queen of Rats, she is also the first monarch of Rats ever since the start of time.

Jessie is an irredentist ruler and is often known for her enthusiasm for all things Rat-related. Her current highest priority as Queen of Rats is attempting to reconquer Alberta from Canada.

She is the only person who carries the role of Rat-Queen within Garfcord, although she has no real political power within the server as it is a Democratic People's Rebuplic.
Creepercattum Party

The **Creepercattum Party (CCP)** is a political party in the Peoples Republic of Garfcord founded by Creepercattum.

### Membership

Luncho, Halls, Styx, Susie Deltarune, Aikesn

## Current Members

### Party Members

* Luncho
* Halls
* Styx
* Susie Deltarune
* Aikesn

## Policies

The policies of the party are centered around improving the catposting experience by bringing back the catposting channel which in turn will increase cat activity on the server dramatically. The CCP has already provided vital catposting resources - the gallery present on the party's website. The party also vows to increase the levels of silliness in the People's Republic of Garfield.

## Reference list

1. ↑ https://cattumparty.github.io/cattum\_party/cattum/cats/photos/gallery/2022/12/13/cat\_gallery.html
Maskless Ennard

Maskless Ennard is Ennard but without the mask on *Five Nights at Freddy's Sister Location*

## Mechanic

When you hear a metallic sound, look for his eyes in both doors and vents and close the corresponding door.

## Gallery

Maskless Ennard's Original appearance in Five Nights at Freddy's Sister LocationMaskless Ennard in the Door
## Trivia

* He was Announced alongside: Golden Freddy, Withered Freddy, Shadow Freddy, & Burntrap
Frozen lake

A couple thousand blocks away from the village, the frozen lake lays just next to the staircase leading down to the end portal. It is the location where the Fallen Hero battle took place, and where the shrine to summon said being used to be, until it was destroyed by Sagittarius just before the end raid.

On the beach, just at the frozen lake's corner, are four strange "stone trees", which Vic stated indicated the presence of magic. After the end raid, these anomalies began spreading throughout the server. Their actual origin hasn't been found yet. According to Vic, they appeared between two of his visits to the lake.

By following the staircase made by Vic, you will eventually end up in the end portal room. It has an archway leading deeper into the structure, but it has been blocked off. It is unknown whether Vic (or anybody else) explored the rest.

## The portal

The portal to the end was activated just moments before everyone begun the end raid. It was discovered and activated by Vic, just moments before everyone jumped into it to kill the ender dragon. Like Link stated in the wanderer stream, it was possible that the members of the server performed a special act, which activated the "true" portal, leading them to the real ender dragon, instead of one of the decoys.
Map Bot

**Map Bot** is a type of S.T.A.F.F. Bots who attends at Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex from *Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach*.

## Mechanic

He thinks that you are lost and you need a map, when he appears you better take it from him if you want to use the cameras.

## Gallery

Map Bot's Original appearance on Five Nights at Freddy's Security BreachMap Bot in the OfficeMap Bot When you take the Map in the Office
Bomblitz06/history/2

WARNING: The following wiki page contains a Class VI Infohazard. Level 6 clearance required to proceedUnauthorized access will result in termination via automated memetic kill agent
*This document was published on 16/02/2023**A more recent version may be available.*

## Appearances

### Debut

01/04/2022

**Bomblitz06** is uhmm err uhh idk

## Counting

By far their greatest contribution to Garfcord is in #conting. They have conted ever since the beginning of the channel, and current predictions show no signs of this trend stopping soon. Although they are proficient in this activity, their greatest weakness is the number 671.

## The fog

Bomblitz06's whereabouts on May 12th, 2025 are unknown.
Death or ice cream Wiki

**Welcome to the Death or ice cream Wiki!**
The death or ice cream wiki is a wiki dedicated to the book ' Death or ice cream?' by Gareth P. Jones

"Death or ice cream?" centres around the town of Larkin Mills. Larkin Mills is no ordinary British town. Behind its exquisite ice cream parlour and its famous waxwork museum lie many dark secrets and an awful lot of death. Death or ice cream consists of many interconnected stories all in one timeline.

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*Need help building out this community?*

* Rules of this wiki
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You can also be part of the larger Fandom family of communities. Visit Fandom's Community Central!

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Luna

Luna

**Luna Madeline Lena Starr** is a member of Garfcord who originally joined during the **r/place** event as an ambassador from the **Lemon Demon/Tally Hall** discord. She is well known for talking about **Tom Scott**, being gay, and liking the Pokemon **Reuniclus.**

**Trivia:**

* She is an Engineer Main in Team Fortress 2
* She is British (unfortunately)
* Her Blorbos include Reuniclus, Hatsune Miku, Pochita, Madeline from Celeste, Kobeni, and V1 Ultrakill
* She is a Classical Chloeyist
The Salesman

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The Salesman is a minor character in Death or Ice Cream. He was hired by his employer, the devil, and later went around selling anecdotes, Infrequently asked questions and resolutions. Along the way, he went around and poisoned the parents who had submitted their children to Doctor Good. He appears in the stories "The Anecdote', 'The Bargain' and 'Five Hundred Ways to Say Dead'

### Biography

#### Experimentation

It was described in The Anecdote that when The Salesman was young, he was given by his mother to Doctor Good, who experimented on him. In an attempt to escape, Albert Dance and Eve painfully unplugged him and plugged him back, leaving him behind even though they stated they would let him out. He was soon released from the hospital after it closed down.

#### Employment by The Devil

After employing him, The Devil gave the salesman the essence of death, from The Egg of Life. He also gave the salesman a reliable After-Life insurance in hell. After employment, the salesman spent many years going around, finding the remaining victims of Doctor Good. He would tell them the story of them in the hospital, and convincing them to poison their parents who had betrayed them by giving them to Doctor Good. Eventually, he located Albert Dance and convinced him to poison his mother.

#### Death

Before the funeral, The devil instructed The Salesman to get the address of god. He took the bodies of Mayor Kendall, Doctor Good, Jonathan Ravenscroft and Madam Letrec which were under Mr Milkwell's supervision. He later approached Campbell Milkwell and planted a seed of suspicion for his father inside his mind. After that, he visited Mr Milkwell and threatened him with not returning the bodies so Mr Milkwell could give him God, his employer's address. He received God's address but was later killed by Mr Milkwell and placed in Madam Letrec's coffin.

### Appearance

The salesman has a grey suit, a Black briefcase and has spectacles

### Appearences

•The Anecdote

•The Bargain

• Five Hundred Ways to Say Dead

### Quotes

" Take my advice and be clear about what you want before you sign anything"- The Bargain

" I don't need proof. The only conviction I am interested in is my conviction to ask questions."- Five hundred ways to say dead

### Trivia

• The salesman does not need to drink water. Instead, he sucks dock leaves.
Alexism

Made by Alex

Alexism is the nature of the simple-minded. In idiocy, the path is found brighter. In structure, the path is not special.

Believe our:

1: Format all letters with a different consistency than what is found.

2: My human gets me blues.

3: Specifics are not found.

Therefore, the lettering does not matter.

3: Structured stories are boring and banal.

4: The ant is the closest being to man.

5: Within our early stage do we possess the knowledge needed to fulfill our plans.

6: We take these rights away from ourselves at high noon of ourselves.

7: Our attempts to halt entropy must be deconstructed.

8: Entropy is a compressor. Entropy is an equalizer.

8: Those who will not follow what is outlined in belief #7 will fall prey to entropy in itself, becoming a spectacle of chaos.
Withered Freddy

**Withered Freddy** is one of the main antagonists in FNaF 2.

## Mechanic

He will show up occasionally on the office, when he does so, put on your mask to trick him into leaving

## Gallery

Withered Freddy's Original appearance in Five Nights at Freddy's 2Withered Freddy in the OfficeWithered Freddy's Old icon in his announcement
## Trivia

* He was Announced alongside: Golden Freddy, Shadow Freddy, Maskless Ennard & Burntrap
* Originally his animations and icons where made by ***LucaS.*** The new ones where made by ***Nate The Cube***
Chloeyism

**Chloeyism** is a left-wing to far-left sociopolitical ideology that originates from the LCOM founder Chloe Lothingcat that critiques the current state of Garfer society.

A core part of Chloeyist theory is that all are entitled to a fair and just society, quoting Marx: "[f]rom each according to their ability, to each according to their needs.".

Chloeyism largely draws from Marxism & other socialist philosophers, and is the main ideology of LCOM.

## The Chloeyist Manifesto

### (i.) Democracy

Everyone is entitled to the right to vote and elect their own leaders.

### (ii.) Healthcare

Healthcare and access to HRT for all trans people is a human right.

### (iii.) Channels

Channels should be kept with a consistent reason for archiving and not archived for no reason.

### (iv.) Staff

Staff should be promoted for activity and contribution to the server, *not* for being yesmen.

### (v.) Garfcord

Garfcord should be a primarily queer discord with garfic elements.

### (vi.) Justice

All are entitled to legal defense in a (garf)court.

### (viii.) Gaymes

All gaymes with a need for a channel shall get a channel. (HOI4, modded-minecraft, terraria).

### (ix.) Boosters

The champions of the revolution that shed their own material wealth deserve equal recognition as the staff, and perks encouraging such.

## Interpretations

### Classical Chloeyism

The largest school of Chloeyism follows the core articles of the Manifesto to the letter.

### Anarcho-Chloeyism

A sect of Chloeyism that believes the abolition of a state is necessary for true Chloeyism.

### Neilist-Chloeyism

This ideology was the former ideology of LCOM; adopting compromise in regards to the third and fourth articles of the Manifesto and a more strict attitude towards rule 7.1.
The most unfunny joke ever made on Garfcord

The most unfunny joke ever made on Garfcord was a joke posted by OctopusProbably, with the nickname "Alan Bluetorial" at the time of posting, and reads as follows: "Hey do you guys wanna know how to fill a tiny blue tin with blue dirt?"

## explaining the joke

The joke is that, at the time, OctopusProbably had the username "Alan Bluetorial", and his profile picture was a photo of Alan Resnick with its hue shifted to appear light blue in skin tone. Alan Resnick being the creator of the art project/ARG youtube channel Alan Tutorial. The joke is in reference to the video "how to fill a tiny bin with dirt". The adjective blue has been added to the nouns "bin" and "dirt", as the joke is that this Alan Bluetorial is like Alan Tutorial, but obsessed with the colour blue.
Counting

Counting (Also known as "Conting") is a garfcord channel based on counting to 1000 and beyond, as well as the act of counting in said channel, or other counting related channels.

The currently highest number ever reached is 2092.

## Rules

1. Anything other than numbers will disqualify the current count.
2. Every count must start at the number 1
3. Counting 2 numbers in a row disqualifies the count; Counters must only count 1 number at a time.
4. Counting backwards, repeating a number, or skipping numbers disqualifies the count.
5. Only 1 count may be ongoing at a time, or both counts are disqualified.

## Conting-cordinaton

Conting-cordinaton is the channel used to coordinate counting in the counting channel. The name of Conting-cordinaton has been fought over many times.
Devil in Disguise

Devil in Disguise is the current Head Mod of the People's Republic of Garfield. She joined Fri, Apr 1, 2022 3:33 PM and has been doing the Daily Fun Facts semi-biweekly (I.e. Whenever she feels like it)

While her real name is Mocha, nobody is aware (or actively calls her) this. She is a self-described "sociopath", as well as being an autistic bisexual woman. She was legally recognized as a genius earlier this year
Ellis

## Ellis Left 4 Dead 2

Ellis staring into your soul.

**Ellis** is a mechanic with a love of life, a firm belief in his own immortality, and the ability to treat any setback as a fun dare to impress his friends. Born and raised in Savannah, Ellis divides up his time working at the local garage, hanging out with his buddies, and dropping by for Sunday dinners with Mom—why’d anybody want to live anywhere else? Then the zombies had to go and spoil it. Now Ellis is looking for new things to occupy his time, and finding plenty. It turns out the zombie apocalypse is one big dare, and there’s no shortage of crazy stuff he can try to impress his new buddies.

Ellis was formerly the first Vice-Odie of Garfcord, being elected through the LCOM ticket in the 2022 August election. He ran the Daily Wikipedia Posts channel alongside Walter.
SCP-235989875272384789 - "Boopy"

Item #: SCP-235989875272384789

Object class: Euclid

Special containment procedures:

A copy of SCP-235989875272384789 is to be kept on a hard drive inside of a secure storage locker in Site ██.

Description:

SCP-235989875272384789 is an anomalous computer program labeled "BOOPY.jpg". SCP-235989875272384789 appears to be an image of a popular Pokémon character named "Wooper" with a butter knife affixed to its head with an Apple brand iPhone charging cable. Upon direct observation, subjects report knowing of a person they have met online called "Boopy" (hereby referred to as SCP-235989875272384789-1). No individual has been identified as SCP-235989875272384789-1 to date. Reports of the typing style and personality of SCP-235989875272384789-1 are largely consistent. Subjects under the effect of SCP-235989875272384789 refuse to describe SCP-235989875272384789-1 as anything but "a silly character."

Interview log SCP-235989875272384789-1:

Interviewed: D-2395

Interviewer: Dr. █████

Dr. █████: Hello D-2395.

D-2395: Hello.

Dr. █████: Do you happen to know anyone by the name of "Boopy"?

D-2395: Not that I can recall.

*Dr. █████ opens his laptop and shows D-2395 the screen. He opens SCP-235989875272384789.*

Dr. █████: Do you happen to know anyone by the name of "Boopy"?

D-2395: I've spoken to them once or twice. Why?

Dr. █████: Can you describe them for me?

D-2395: They are a silly character. That's for sure.

Dr. █████: Could you elaborate?

D-2395: I don't think you would like me to.

Dr. █████: What do you mean by that?

D-2395: [COGNITOHAZARD REMOVED]

*Dr. █████ immediately passes out.*

*Interview concluded. Dr. █████ was taken to the site infirmary and made a full recovery.*
Average Shitty

Average Shitty's real face

Average Shitty, (also known as Pisstrong, Temmiestrong, Livsey Pisstrong, Weedstrong and/or Dogstrong) is a menace to society and a danger to our children.

Weights about 450,800 kg, with a length of 9.63 mts, a width of 3.78 mts and a height of 2.22 mts. Can run up to 60 km/h so don't try to outrun him, instead try to hide in small openings, anything thinner than a double door is enough to keep distance your distance from him, but make sure he didn't saw you or he will take his time tearing down the wall with his powerfull fists.
List of Garfcord Political Parties

This is a list of Garfcord Political Parties as of December 2022.

* Leftist Capybaras on Meth (LCOM)
* Meth Party
* Big Boobs Barty (BBB)
* Cattum Party (CCP)
* Goblinist Party of 196 (GP196)
* Rat Monarchist Party
* The Glorious Party of 3 (3)
* Teal Party

Now defunct:

* Red Capybaras
* Ellis Swag Party
* Leftist Party that will be Coup'd by the CIA
* Dinosaur Enthusiast Agenda
* Garfsonic Party
* Turning Point Garfield
* Ourple Rockers
Plunko

Plunko (also known as Plungo, Plungoing awesome, plinko, plubble, plunder) is a prominent Catposter.

## Etymology

According to himself, the name "plunko" originated from a brief conversation between Plunko and Goblin where Plunko asked him for a specific. Instead of giving that role however, Goblin gave the nickname "plunko" instead. Plunko is still unsure of the meaning or origin of this name.
Quotes

Garfcord has been the center of many profound and ingenious quotes. This list documents but a few of them.

## List

* *I'm on my way to church. And you should be thankful.  I am gonna need to be filled with the Holy Ghost before I can politely respond to something... like you liking zingus. And I go to a southern Baptist church.  So the chances of me getting filled with the Holy Spirit are slim. I hope zingus does zingus on your face. ...Some of the dumbest shit.* - Poposplants
* *Hey I got banned from the garfcord discord server for no apparent reason. I really appreciate my fellows garfer and would really appreciate an unban and seconds chance if that's possible like I literally live for Garfield and my fellow garfers you feel me? It's like keep a leapord away from its apples. Anyways my discord tag is [REDACTED]* - Anonymous
* *Rule 4: Do not listen to leftist propaganda.* *Russia is trying to make people gay through chess. One minute you are playing the famous Geckro-Gambit, the next, you are a homosexual! Do not let Russians convince you to play chess.* - Cattum
* *Announcing my newest event!* *There is no way to opt in or opt out. There is no objective. There is no prize! Good luck!* *I will announce the winner when I feel like it* - Jess
* *shut your whippersnapper my good friend* - Joshument
* *1* - 1
* *heres child p* - Eeprom
Big boobism :D

**big boobism** (from Latin biggidea boobus, 'big boobs') is an exteremist far-left sociobolitical, bhilosobhical, theocratic, and economic ideology and current within the BBB movement whose goal is the establishment of a boobtatorshib which will lead to creating the "berfect boobtobia". the ideas of boobism is driviived from the award-winning book "the big boobs manifesto" by big boobs

boobism is the main ideology of the infamous sundanese far-left terrorist groub "the big boobs barty" commonly referred to as simbly the BBB

## boobism beliefs

* arson
* the establishment of the boobtatorshib of the boobletariat
* the return of the best rule ever: rule 17 <3
* arson
* the strengthening of rule 7
* removing the letter "P" from the latin albhabet

## brominent subborters of big boobism and the bbb

a list of some of the most brominet subborters of big boobism/the bbb

### **فيلرولة (رضي الله عنه)**

فيلرولة (رضي الله عنه) was one of the first believers in big boobism and well as a vehement subborter of the bbb

   فيلرولة (رضي الله عنه) allegedly has financial ties to the bbb

### **genni**

genni was a long time fan of big boobs even before the release of the boobfesto

genni is also the vice odie of the BBB (allegedly)
Rose

Rose, Zokra, Zokram or Zokramude, is one of the mods of the people's republic of Garfield. He is a 20 year old Cishet man(cringe?) That lives in Brazil (based.)

## History

Rose started as a simple user and joined staff on August of 2022, becoming a moderator a month after due to their exquisite performance, Rose participated on the controversial election event under the LCOM party, and was garfminester/wikiposter during most of December 2022.

Rose's past before the server is clouded in mystery (not really). No one knows where he came from or what got him here, but all know of the tale of Rosey.

## Rosey

Rosey is an alter ego of sorts, a Welsh cat girl being of unknown origin, she came from rose's dire need for nitro, but ever since that need has been quenched, Rosey has become a burden and is sealed 10 000 km away deep within Tartarus, where she breaks out only rarely.
Aikesn

Aikesn is a Garfcord member, affiliated with the Meth Party, Aikesn is a profound arsonist, a gambling addict, and a dedicated mycologist, committed to research about a fungi species from a currently unnamed branch.

He is one of three(?)*[needs citation]* members in Garfcord that holds the **“@meth”** role.

May or may not have been involved on the second burning of garfcourt.

This wiki has eaten aikesn's dog.

## Trivia:

* Aikesn was born during the beginning of time and was there in every major historical event awkwardly standing somewhere in the side
* Aikesn loves gambling, plays four gacha games a day and does not show signs of stopping.
* Aikesn will show severe signs of distress whenever **a certain incident** is mentioned.
* Aikesn was previously mentioned to be a mushroom creature but claims from the person himself dispute and contradict this claim.

## References:

1. ↑ https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1033788563982131231/1041853460775190608/7FF00FAE-4586-4EAA-8995-E810BB3FFC7F.jpeg
Aleph

Aleph (formerly known as Alperen) is the official Silly Boy of Garfcord and the founder of the Garfcord wiki who briefly served as the second Vice-Odie of Garfcord. He unsuccessfully ran for Vice-Odie alongside Artemis during the 2022 Garfcord Election in the Ourple Rockers Coalition. He was also the winner of the 100th Garfpost competition.

## Early Life

Aleph was born in Under There, on the thremboth Logsday of Smarch during the year of our Lord Garfield 299202212440340. His birth was prophesied by Big Floppa.

"*Eyo this idiot Aleph is gonna be born sometime idk*" - Big Floppa

When Aleph was born, not much changed. I mean, probably something happened. I don't know if it was a consequence of Aleph's birth. What do you expect from me? There ain't much historiographers tracking down the birth of this weird caracal obsessed fool. Be happy with the info we've given you, you ungrateful moron.

## Garfpost 100

One of Aleph's greatest achievements was submitting the winning comic-strip of the 100th Garfpost.

It took Aleph an eternity to compose this magnificent masterpiece, and it could not have been done without the consultancy of Catsolicious. Combining the sacred arts of Blender, MS Paint, unlicensed screenshots of Better Call Saul and an online Breaking Bad intro creator: Aleph was able to devise one of the greatest pieces of art that world has witnessed.

Due to this utter triumph of art, the other contestants simply gave up in even attempting to surpass it, leading Neil to crown Aleph as the victor.

## Candidacy for Vice-Odie

During the 2022 August Garfcord Election, Aleph attempted unsuccessfully to achieve the position of Vice-Odie of the People's Rebuplic of Garfcord alongside Garf-Minister candidate Artemis in the Ourple Rockers coalition.

When the news of the election first arrived, Aleph co-founded the Ourple Party alongside Catsolicious, originally running for the office of Vice-Odie with Catsolicious as Garf-Minister. The Ourple party was short-lived and eventually merged with the Party Rockers party to form the Ourple Rockers coalition.

During his candidacy, Aleph was a major propagandist for the Ourple Rockers, spreading many different propaganda posters in support of the party. He often got in trouble for spreading misinformation regarding the opposing parties, LCOM and 3, and so eventually stopped spreading such slander.

In the first Garfcord Election Debate, Aleph was chosen to represent the Ourple Rockers in debate against Chloe of the LCOM. Despite a close draw with an equal amount of debate topics won between the two debaters, Aleph was unsuccessful in achieving the approval of the Moderator Turtlemonger in the tie-breaker, in which the winner had to post the funnier video in the debate chat. Aleph considered this an unfair victory, and initially considered the debate as rigged, although he later willingly conceded.

Ourple Rockers, later rebranded as Gay Waluigi coalition, later lost the final election and was confined to the records of the Garfcord Wiki.

Uhhh, idk I js=ust want to see if this gets removed
Bomblitz06/history/1

*This document was published on 04/04/2022**A more recent version may be available.*

## Appearances

### Appears in

general, place-coordination, call-for-allies

### Debut

01/04/2022

**bomblitz06** is a user present on the 196 r/place server.

## Initial Planning

During the planning phase for r/place several hours before its launch, **bomblitz06** made numerous contributions towards 196's project, notably its final location of (196, 691). They were also a prominent coordinator with the neighboring groups of 196. Negotiations were made to minimize potential conflict between overlapping project. Continued discussions among representatives of each group furthered each others' relations and eventually progressed to the founding of the collective Bottom-Left Alliance.

## r/place

**bomblitz06** is active in the creation and preservation of 196's numerous projects on the r/place canvas. Like other users, they utilize their pixels in accordance with the organizing team's directives. They are currently playing a minor role in active planning and inter-alliance member discussion as the event continues.

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Saul

## (The) Saul

This user's name is Saul and he is very cool.

He was like one of the first members of garfcord which makes him awesome.

He also had a cult of people who had saul in his name but hes like the leader so all the other people have THE saul role but he has THE THE saul role.

Everyone likes him.

Everyone likes him and like yeah.

He left for a while a bit back though and when he came back he was irrelevant.

Everyone likes him.
Beehive(user)

Beehive is a member of Garfcord and a cool guy who everyone likes. He is known for regaling others with the true stories of the time he saved his city from a nuclear attack, led an invasion of North Korea to get a kidnapped cat back, and was chosen as humanity's envoy to make first contact with the Zorkons.
Clacky

Clacky (also known as clackers, clackylol, gayass [sic], and lia fan), formerly known as "milk", is a Garfcord user, first joining on April 1st, 2022, during the r/place era.

Clacky has multiple besties, among them being Lemon, Artemis, and especially Lia. Including this, Clacky also has a boyfriend, known as "average judas priest enjoyer" [sic]

### Aliases

clackers, clackylol, gayass [sic], lia fan, and milk (formerly)
Teal M

*For the user formerly known as TheGreatTeal, see SleepyGirl12*

Teal M, otherwise known as Teal Marjira, is a Garfcordian and former r/196 frequenter.

spends a lot of his time procrastinating from doing work by posting on Garfcord.

## History

Teal had previously been active on Imgflip, a meme website which had introduced him to the horror of American politics, dominated by the far-right, and he was swept up in some of the BS there, although he fancied himself as a centrist, though at some points he was more right-wing, and tended to sway left or right depending on some issues, gradually becoming more left-wing as time went on. Luckily, his point of view changed overtime, and he deleted his account, leaving that chapter behind him. He now considers himself fairly left-wing.

Teal M was once known as u/TheRealTealOwO, and was a frequent redditor on r/196 and r/ToiletPaperUSA. Teal M also was the pioneer of Ben Sharkiro, a TG TF comic where Ben Shapiro transforms into a busty shark woman. Teal has yet to update any new entries on that. He joined Garfcord because it was hosting r/196's r/place involvement.

Teal's been prohibited from Reddit for reasons he would rather not disclose. But it's actually a good thing.

Teal's sexuality is straight, mostly. His gender is cisgender, mostly. However, he would give up everything to become a big tiddy shark girl.

Teal is an avid worldbuilder.

Teal is running for the independent political party 'The Teal Party'.
Non-sequitur shitposting

**Non-sequitur shitposting,** sometimes known as "absurdposting", is a common method of shitposting in the People's Republic of Garfield. **Non-sequiturs** are usually not engineered to be inherently funny, but are often so absurd or uncanny that they have humouristic value. **Non-sequiturs** sometimes manifest in the form of inadvertent copypastas, such as the sus list copypasta.

## List of infamous non-sequiturs

* The sus list copypasta
* Joxi's Leukemia Hut Post, originally created to satirise karma farmers, soon becoming an inside joke in Garfcord. While it was created for a humourous puropse, it can be considered a **non-sequitur** due to the fact that it appears absurd and would not have humouristic value outside of Garfcord.
* The PvZ Podcast. A full section is available here.[1]
Winota, Joiner of Forces

Winota, Joiner of Forces

Winota is a Boros commander who's specialty is beating face and staxxing up the board.

## Strengths

* Breaks parity on stax
* Generates massive card and mana advantage

## Weaknesses

* Weak to Grafdigger's Cage
* Weak to Drannith Magistrate
* Telegraphed gameplan

## Strategies

Winota plays into two very powerful strategies when combined together:

Aggro

Stax

## Decklists

Winota: Snowball Stax (Primer Included)

Winota Avalanche (Primer Included)

Winota Stax (Primer Included)