Deez Nutz

**Deez Nutz** (pronounced dahz-nahz, in a very hearty, French way) is a 1938 French film, created by Richard LeBallz.

The score was composed by John Williams slapping his scrotum against a piano keyboard.

The film was originally rated X for explicit sex scenes and violence. Version for all other ratings exist, and were made by slowing the film down exponentially.

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## The Deez Nutz Paradox

Over the years, many people have attempted to view Deez Nutz in its entirety, and in 1956, scientists made a shocking discovery. They discovered that the film contains every single film ever made, internationally, animated, in whatever medium of entertainment possible, every single created and distributed film is contained in the billions of hours of Deez Nutz. Richard LeBallz Harvard scholar Wanye Kest made it his life mission circa 1973 to watch the entirety of the film, and he made a discovery that shocked the world. He realized that the opening credits of Deez Nutz had popped up during its film run, and it created a paradox of an infinite loop of millions of hours of the first 50 years of film, and upon watching the 254 hours exactly 69 times, Kest was trapped inside of the film, never to be seen until 2004. His ex-colleagues tried to release him from the paradox, and he was freed from the film, however, he hadn't aged a bit. Upon looking at the film following his release from its prison, he noticed the differences ever since the paradox had trapped him inside for 31 years. He was so shocked about the alter of the sacred Deez Nutz that he would have a fatal heart attack hours after his release from the paradox. An autopsy determined the energy from the paradox that he attracted had turned him tight-knit and fragile, and he got a heart attack easier then any man ever had. Deez Nutz was officially banned from the public and became a private experiment.

However, LeBallz activists fought to keep the film in the public eye, despite the governments openess about the dangers of the Deez Nutz Paradox. However, the film had become such an important part of the average citizen's life, as would shelter, and it would be released back to the public in 2010. Hundreds would be trapped in the paradox, and freeing people from its curse would become more urgent then crime, war and climate change combined. The film would be weaponized to hypnotize world leaders and threaten to trap them in the paradox, and people would use those threats to overthrow governments and cause chaos.

The film would be significantly altered because of the trapped people, and therefore the film would be used less positively and more negatively. A 10 year old child named Jordan Terrell Carter would be trapped inside of the film whilst holding a pair of scissors, and with his child-like strength, Carter was able to travel back in time, to its original production, and Carter would recognize the roll of film depicting the paradox, and cut it out of the film. Through this, the paradox would be destroyed, and the trapped people would be freed, and the film would return to its original masterful state. Many of the freed would die of shock, but Carter became a hero to the public. The film would be used for pleasure again, and the altering of Deez Nutz would grant Carter immortality, however he would be trapped back in time. Carter took advantage of this, and grew up to become Playboi Carti, the greatest artist of all time, and eventually became the scientist Wanye Kest. Through his new-found paradox, it would slightly alter Deez Nutz, but the public would be able to recover from the changes. Carter is stuck in an infinite loop inside Deez Nutz to this very day, but it was a worthy sacrifice to allow people to continue to view the film.