2018-2019 Weird AF Tales: Pack-Next Goon Blues Vol 1 5

***2018-2019 Weird AF Tales: Pack-Next Goon Blues Vol 1 5*** is chapter in ***2018-2019 Weird AF Tales: Pack-Next Goon Blues Vol 1.***

## Synopsis

Damon Bradley sits at Dear Franks Coffee Co. There he recounts horrors at a Villains Are Everywhere convention where he encountered the Panel of Cartoony Narcissist member Vyk Wilhelm who boasted about his career as an artist and appraised the evils of literally everyone from Kerdur Rainer to Arietta Jacks. As a cartoonist, he implanted evil thoughts and big breast-having caricatures into attendees while drunkenly absorbing the bodies and thought matter of everyone who attended! Comic Book Monsters were born from his evil and proved to be a threat that only Bradley could handle! With his new Pack-Next Shipping on boarding kicking in, he begun experiencing the power of a warehouse kingdom coursing through his blood, granting him industrial strength! Draya sits alone in her apartment, obsessed over Bradley and his departure from Fresh Panther. She begins hissing and having superficial people hunt for Bradley so they can properly defeat him but she loses contact with each of her summons. Draya comes to believe Bradley is too powerful to be taken on alone and thus, goes to Villains Are Everywhere Comics store where she demands the store owner bring out one of their “shitty” goons to challenge Bradley alongside her. She’s surprised when a fancy dressed up Wilhelm exits. He claims the shop was left in his care and comic book corporations are gonna place comic book-based films into the minds of the world including world leaders. A non-caring Draya begs for Wilhelm’s help, finally teaming up with the hesitant artist and going to the convention’s area. A comic book monster sniffs for Damon Bradley’s scent and discovers he’s only twenty something minutes away at a Dear Franks Coffee Co. The duo travel to the popular coffee shop and find a lone Damon Bradley sitting at the table. A barista, Jyum Ba Lie, laughs at Bradley and criticizes him stating “you have to be attractive to write comics and screenplays”. Bradley ignores her negative comments but each time he does Jyum Ba gets angrier, eventually turning into a human pig that breathes fire. Draya and Wilhelm enter the coffee shop and find Bradley. This is it. Draya has a nosebleed from her near psychotic anger, running over to Bradley while exclaiming nobody likes him, he harassed her because he’s “ugly” and drastically threatening to murder him and spit on his body. When Wilhelm squints, he realizes that Bradley is in fact another hell clone. The two leap from shock as well as Jyum Ba Lie who goes berserk, throwing coffee at customers and shrieking into a mental breakdown. Wilhelm and Draya frantically run out the shop, scouring for Bradley and find a Chirothulian and a Muccian sitting outside drinking matcha tea. Draya recognizes the aliens as Ragorias, Bradley’s sword’s companion and Midlore as Bradley’s infamous best friend from the Rage Knights. Midlore wastes no time making fun of the duo’s failure to locate Bradley. He gets up farting, and twerking. Angering Draya into fighting him but she’s defeated and incapacitated when she hits the table. Wilhelm summons Comic Book Monsters and has them attack Midlore and Ragorias. While they fight the creatures, Wilhelm grabs a college girl and threatens to slit her throat unless Midlore reveal where Bradley ventured. Midlore gives in and reveals that Damon Bradley is beginning Pack-Next Shipping as a new hire and about to step into a "nightmarish realm unlike never before”. Wilhelm abandons Draya and squeals all the way over to Pack-Next Shipping off a strangely named street called "Sin Sex Ex Way".

## Appearances

#### Featured Supporting Characters/Summons

* Jyum Ba Lie
* Midlore West-Stein
* Ragorias

#### Featured Antagonists

* Draya Freeman
* Vyk Wilhelm

## Trivia/Notes and Disclaimer

***Disclaimer**: To whom this may concern, the characters in their entirety, while they borrow inspiration from events, ideas, themes and other sources from the original author's life, they are incredibly different and fictional entities inside the Rage Knights Red God and under no circumstance are they expressing a real person's actual views, ideologies, names and likeness to cause harm or defame them. Any names bearing similarities to any person(s) is unintentional unless stated otherwise and under special permission. The Rage Knights Red God is a work of fiction and solely for entertainment and educational purposes. Please note, the series does not represent events that have happened, events to come nor does it condone the very human evils the series itself is/was meant to advocate against.© Khaliq Trevor X.*