Authorized Animals

**Authorized Animals** is the sixty-fifth episode of Funny Signs.

## Stats

**Tantrums:** 2

* Microsoft Sam
* Microsoft Mike

**Crotch-kicks:** 4

* Microsoft Mike
* Microsoft Sam
* davemadson (x2)

**Barfs:** 6

* Microsoft Sam
* Sidney
* Beulah
* Abby
* davemadson
* Microsoft Mary

**Falls:** 4

* Microsoft Anna
* davemadson
* Microsoft Mary
* Microsoft Sam

## Trivia

* Guy the White makes his Funny Signs debut.

## Transcript

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"Highway Punnery" • "Kids Playing Near the Edge" • "Special Offers" • "Hunchback Kids" • "Road Scholar" • "On Our Way to Katima Mulilo" • "Kids Don't Bounce" • "Journey to the Center of the World" • "May Be Hazardous to Your Health"

**davemadson's Funny Signs**
"Resistance is Futile!" • "Apocalypse Wow!" • "Accidents will Happen" • "Limbs are Difficult to Replace" • "It's a Hard Road to Easy Street" • "Naked Light" • "Enjoy the Little Things" • "Mortal Wombat!" • "Get Lost!" • "Senior Animals and Junior Brains" • "Bath First, Ask Questions Later" • "Zoologically Improbable" • "Wildlife is Not Food" • "Beat the Moose" • "Which Way is West?" • "A Night at the Arousal Cafe" • "Nude Sunbathers Eating Waffles" • "Between the Peaks" • "Abad Hotel is Better than None" • "A Necessary Inconvenience" • "The Curse of the Unknown Meat" • "The Grass is Smiling at You" • "Road Head" • "The Other Door" • "Mind the Gaps" • "Smashed Ice" • "Do Not Write on the Walls" • "Natural Selection" • "Annoying, Schmoying!" • "Cooks with Brains" • "Don't Take Photographs Around Here" • "This Place Matters" • "Behave or Go Home!" • "Deja Vu" • "Season's Beatings, or, the Flighty Before Christmas" • "Do Not Feed or Molest" • "Jackass Lane" • "No Striding" • "Hazardous and Obnoxious Conditions" • "Earth Boring" • "Beware of Wall" • "Amurica" • "Raised Zebra Crossing" • "Runaround" • "Escalator Acting as Stairs" • "Free Cash" • "Ermahgerd Sherrs" • "Evening at Chez Monyou" • "Mysterious Forces" • "Beware of the Children" • "Higher Ages" • "Today is Under Construction" • "Drag Strip High School" • "Accidents Prohibited" • "Dead Trees are Rotting" • "Worms May Chase You" • "Employees Must Wash Hands" • "Yule Love the Holidays" • "Headlight Polishing" • "The Best 12 Seconds of Your Life" • "Birdhouse for Rent" • "Friends by Accident" • "Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons" • "Grand Hotel" • "**Authorized Animals**" • "Free of Freedom" • "Shop for Human Rights" • "Remember Simba" • "Dwarf Tossing" • "Hotel Yes Please" • "Sorry, We're Open" • "There May Be Trouble Ahead" • "Dangerous at the Bank" • "Extraterrestrial Highway" • "Parking Can Be Fun" • "Do Not Rip this Sign" • "Know Parking" • "Helmets Recommended" • "Imaginary Friends Stay Free" • "Look Alive" • "The Force of a Thousand Tigers" • "Welcome to Muff" • "Having Fun Prohibited" • "The Outside Inn" • "Keep this Area Clean" • "Explanation is Not Allowed" • "Absolutely Nothing" • "Exit 0" • "Worst Parade Ever" • "Grape Stompers" • "We Merry You a Wish Christmas" • "Yoga Pants" • "Unnecessary Sign Ahead" • "Psychoville" • "I'm so Angry I Made a Sign" • "Old Age Ahead" • "Zero for Zero" • "Bacon Seeds" • "Whatever" • "Tequila Diet" • "Department of Common Sense" • "Be the Fun in Dysfunctional" • "Go Thatta Way" • "Help Fight Hobophobia" • "This Room is a Disaster Area" • "Bad Jokes Ahead" • "Geology Rocks" • "Severing Our Country" • "Expect the Unusual" • "More Happy People" • "Rough and Ready" • "Corny Church Signs" • "Zombie Parking" • "Adults at Play" • "Life is Uncertain" • "Social Distancing from the Fridge" • "Reset the World" • "Any Functioning Adult" • "Agitated & Confused" • "First Aid Lions" • "Unexpected Road" • "Sarcasm" • "Smile" • "Chicken Community" • "Are We There Yet?" • "End Torture Now" • "Once in a Blue Moon" • "Anyone Caught in Here" • "I Hate Crowds" • "Come in We're Bored" • "Welcome-ish" • "We Used to Eat Cake" • "Are You Insane?" • "Funny Signs Christmas Special" • "Escape from HoH SiS" • "Hangover in Progress" • "Do Not Animals"