If Holidays Were People

***"Is it because I’m black?"* — Black, "If Colors Were People"**
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## If Holidays Were People

What if Christmas, New Years, Halloween, Valentines Day, and more holidays were people? Can they learn to get along?

### Director

Frank James

If Holidays Were People is the tenth episode of If Things Were People and is the first 2-digit episode of the series. It is also the last episode of the “Classic Era”.

## Plot

New Years Day says he is sick and tired of being January first every year. New Years Eve says “Here we go”, implying that this wasn’t the first time he complained about his date. New Years Day complains that he wants to switch the dates up and change their dates. Christmas says he doesn’t see what’s wrong with the holidays’ dates and says he knows what will cheer him up and sings a christmas carol. New Years Day says he wants to change things today. Halloween says he’ll take New Years Day’s spot and says that way everyone will think about every year is death. Valentine’s Day says he’ll remind people that you’ll never die if you have eternal love. Halloween says the only things that are eternal is death and what people post on social media. New Years Day disagrees and says the only thing that is eternal is his irritation with every holiday. New Years Eve asks why he is lame and says everyone knows holidays are all about partying and says to party to watch the ball drop. New Years Day says the reason he’s lame is because New Year’s Eve is always partying all night and says he never gets a goodnight sleep. Halloween says that they can live more than once if they become part of the living dead. ST Patrick’s Day says death reminds him of his first wife, then the holidays start talking and ST Patrick’s Day starts singing. Christmas tells him that he has a lovely singing voice and tells him to sing another song. New Years Day shouts and tells him no more singing and says he has a pounding headache because of Christmas and says it’s because of Christmas’ songs. Christmas tells him that it’s not their fault for having the best “bops” of the holiday and claims they didn’t ask people to write them and says people write Christmas songs. New Year’s Eve says he’s starting to feel overshadowed and asks why New Years Eve doesn’t get any jams and claims there’s only one song of him and that he doesn’t know what that means. International Waffle Day appears and New Years Day asks who the “fudge” is him. IWD introduces himself and says his date is March 25th. New Years Eve asks if they mind if he can say “Happy Holidays” and says he will celebrate with International Pancake Day. Earth Day says without the earth, and tells everyone what is there to celebrate. Valentines asks what she’ll put her eyes on to. Halloween tells her how about the fiery inferno. Valentines replies and says no thanks. Labor Day complains to Valentines Day and tells her people waste money on cards and candy and says labor day is about the people. Valentines Day says they do love Hallmark. Labor Day complains about Christmas and Valentines Day. Halloween claims Jesus was most likely born on march and the only reason they chose December so that they can celebrate. Christmas says Halloween will go on the Jesus’ naughty list. New Years Day complains that he isn’t trying to get rid of holidays but instead trying to rearrange them a little. Christmas says that it is November and Christmas Season and that they should sing some carols. Halloween gets sad and says he is barely over. Earth Day asks if anyone even knows where he is. Christmas, Saint Patrick’s Day, New Years Eve and International Waffle Day start singing carols. New Years Day yells and says he gives up. Labor Day says he is going on strike. Ending the episode.

## Characters

\*Note: (F) stands for female cause they are usually rare.

### Holidays

* New Years Day
* New Years Eve
* Christmas (F)
* Halloween
* Valentine’s Day (F)
* Saint Patrick’s Day
* Earth Day
* Labor Day
* International Waffle Day

### Unseen

* International Pancake Day
* Jesus