Robbery of Ironsides' Pizzaria, 7 AF

Security Footage During the Confrontation

The **Robbery of Ironsides' Pizzaria** was an armed confrontation between a heavily armed robber and deputies of the LSPD at Ironsides' Pizzaria in Little Serenus, on September 15th, 7 AF. The perpetrator took three hostages --two employees and Papa Ironsides-- executed one and severly injured Papa Ironsides.

At approximately 9h30 p.m., an armed assailent enters Papa Ironsides', demanding employees and customers alike put their hands in the air and hand over the company's lucrative profits. Deputies of the LSPD responding to the robbery and confronted the perpetrator outside the pizzaria and a shootout ensued.

One deputy would state "COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP AND A THIN CRUST OF PEPPERONI PIZZA", which would draw criticism towards the department from activists.

The perpetrator then dived into the canals, ultimately having not been found as of present. It is heavily believed to have been an act associated with the rise of organized crime.

## Reactions & Response

### PR TEAM

The Papa Ironsides' PR Team would state the following just thirty minutes following the attacks:

> *"Papa Ironsides is currently under intensive care, having been shot multiple times in the abdomen and leg. The attack has not yet swayed our resolve, nor has it dismayed our yearning to serve pizzas to the masses! Ironsides' will be closed for a day of solidarity to our beloved Pizza father --and those who died for him-- before opening up again, business as usual. We call upon all Lakkosian-Serenusi to challenge the corruption and crime that plagues our beloved District."*
> ***"PAPA IRONSIDES' SOLIDARITY DAY DEAL**: Buy two pizzas as a show of respect to Ironsides, and we'll give you an additional 1/8th of a pizza slice!"*
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### Joaquin B. Dubbler

Little Serenus police chief Joaquin B. Dubbler spoke before the public and his fellow officers two hours following the attack at 9h30 LST:

> *"Uhh err, what occured hea'h today, was an absolute trageday'. Our officers are workin' round' the clock to find the suspect, who remains at large. We have raison' to belaive' that this is a part of a larger criminal syndicate and such. Please be cautious, and report suspicious activity to our offices in Little Serenus. We further could always use more help on the team, thank you."*
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### Francis Martello

UWA leader and Leader of the Official Opposition Francis Martello would speak on the attacks to Parliament, just one morning following, stating:

> *"Distinguished PM's, I have to speak on an issue which has been forgotten about for too long. Last night, beloved Pizzeria owner Papa Ironsides was attacked in his place of business by an unknown assailant. As many of you know, I am Serenusi and pizza is a big part of our culture. Pizza is so close to my heart that tomato sauce practically runs through my veins. To see such a revered figure brought low by the incessant crime in this city is a TRAVESTY. While the Shlub government is wasted our time, money and lives taking far-off islands, our own citizens live in fear of assault, robbery or even death. Must our people be forced to confront potential death when going out for a slice? If "Lakkos First" is really Shrub's policy, then ACTUALLY PUT THE PEOPLE FIRST! These organized criminals have burrowed into the crust of our society, and must be rooted out. It's time for police reform, or else our pie will soon be cooked."*
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### Harold Shrub & Sullivan's Appointment

President Harold Shrub determined the attacks to have coincided with the rampant rise of organized crime, particularly between the Oldtown Cutters and the Mob. Following a long and drawn out speech to Parliament addressing the events, he appointed what he deemed as "incorruptible outsiders" to the highest posts of law enforcement in Lakkos, most notably appointing the much maligned Millie D. Sullivan as Police Chief of the LCPD.