The Deadly Affair

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**The Deadly Affair** is the second episode of The Infamous Object Show.

## Synopsis

The episode begins with Crave Me Bar, Regurgitated Stuff, and Mug discussing how Host tried to quell the fallout from episode 1 by offering the contestants a "soup" made of ham, root beer, and pinecones. Regurgitated admits he ate it, prompting Crave to begin listing the 3 ways you feel after eating something. Mug interrupts him when he gets to #5, and RS wonders why Mug was offered the soup at all since he is not a contestant. Mug insists that he *is* a contestant, calling out the fact that he is listed as such in the show's introduction. A review of the intro sequence reveals that not only has a hand-drawn likeness of Mug been inserted, but that another mystery character (named Cole) has been added as well.

Crave gets angry because Cole’s name is misspelled (because the objects in the show don’t have proper names) and Mug claims that they do and he does. Crave Me Bar finds this to be ridiculous, and so does Regurgitated. Google Image shows them the first episode’s intro on the show’s laptop, but it doesn’t show it. She questions whether if it’s the right laptop or not, and NiP gnilwoB says that he threw the hard-drive into a sewer full of alligators and that Mug blackmailed him into it. This causes everyone (except for Mug and NiP) to shout “GET HIM!”

Mug trips while running away and “Wait (Wait)” almost starts playing again but Host stops it and beams him up. Then Host forms the teams (Crave Me Bar, Imagination Meme, Pixel, NiP gnilwoB and Google Image being Yellow Team, Regurgitated Stuff, XD, Copyright Claim, Record and Water Bear being Team #3 and Bristles, Useless Thing, Smerph and Mask being Bleeding Octopus) and Smerph tells him that he and the rest of his team are going to Mask’s house to watch a movie called Absolute Magnitude. Useless doesn’t come because he wants to compete in the challenge so Copyright Claim tells him he can be on her team because they’re missing a member.

The missing member is Water Bear, who’s at a dentist’s appointment and has been replaced with a wet teddy bear on a wooden stick. Host is upset because a whole team missing means he can’t do the challenge. Record asks him if he’ll sing about it and Host says he wasn’t gonna but he will. Then Imagination Meme sings a song about it and Pixel sings the last bit. Then everyone realises Host disappeared.

It turns out he’s with Bleeding Octopus watching Absolute Magnitude at Mask’s house. He comments about how sick it is, then the credits happen.

After the credits are done, Google Image pops up and points out they never finished watching the intro earlier, and they play the rest of it, then the episode ends.

## Credits

* Written By:
* DatBoiYT
* Thornton J. Treeslinger
* Animation:
* Crummy Scrimmage Ltd
* Music: Electric Bread
* Savoury Pinecones sung by See It By Boat

### Voice acting

* DatBoiYT as Crave Me Bar, Copyright Claim, Smerph and Imagination Meme

* Thornton J. Treeslinger as Host, Regurgitated Stuff and Mug

* Winner McDinner as Bristles, Google Image and XD
* LightsOut as Record

* Shooter Monster as Useless Thing and NiP gnilwoB