Mystery Flag

*"This secret behind this flag holds the truth to at least a dozen other mysteries, I can feel it." - Expert Aspecthropologist*

## The Mystery Flag

The "**Mystery Flag**" is a wall decoration in the background of Aspecticor's stream, which thus far has no solid explanation for its purpose nor its symbolism. Aspecticor refuses to answer questions about this mysterious piece of fabric, instructing all of those who ask to leave the stream by repeating the phrase "bye, sexual".

Despite Aspecticor's best efforts, several prevailing theories have emerged in the community. While no one definitive answer yet exists, each day the communities finest sleuths move one step closer to uncovering the truth.

## Theories

### Theory #1: Colorful Rotated Latvian Flag

Though the colors do not match up, one sleuth astutely observed that the line down the center of the Mystery Flag lines up in approximate width with the white stripe down the center of a Latvian flag. Working off of this possibility, it has been theorized that the Mystery Flag is perhaps a more vibrant, eccentric version of the Latvian flag.

#### Implications

If this truly is a colorful rotated Latvian flag, this could perhaps contest the notion that Aspecticor was born in America. Perhaps he is actually a spy from Latvia, and the stream only exists for the purpose of collecting data on the current Zoomer trends. Or perhaps he is acting as a propagandist, peddling shrooms to unassuming youths. Either way, this conclusion comes with dire implications.

### Theory #2: Snussy Flag

The colors of the Mystery Flag, dark blue, hot pink, and purple, roughly line up with the colors of Burn, a snail from the movie Turbo known in the community as "Snussy". Aspecticor has previously shown a deep affinity for the Snussy, so him displaying a flag of this would not be outside of the realm of possibility.

#### Implications

If this theory is true, Aspecticor's addiction to Snussy might be reaching critical, beyond the currently theorized levels. Aspecthropologists are rushing to find any evidence against the Snussy Flag theory because if they cannot, it may be necessarily to move Aspecticor into a more restrictive asylum cell.

### Theory #3: Hidden Hexadecimal Code

Some truly innovative sleuths decided to take the route of analyzing the hexadecimal codes of the colors on the flag to see if it would reveal any sort of hidden message. The three codes were 0035aa, 9c4e97, and d70071. Immediately they began their investigation. They first separated the numbers and the letters, getting "aaced" for the letters and "0035949770071" for the numbers. Putting the letters into a complex supercomputer descrambler, they discovered it was actually an anagram for "a dace", a dace of course being a small freshwater fish of the minnow family, typically living in running water. They then summed the numbers, and calculated it to add up to 45. With this information the conclusion was simple.

#### Implications

If this theory is true, then the flag is not an expression of nationality or love, but a cry for help. Aspecticor, for some enigmatic reason, DESPERATELY needs us to mail him 45 daces. Given that he only has 48 hours left, there is no time to waste. Get to fishing and mail them straight to Aspecticor's PO Box with no delay.