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The Translator (Ep. 2)

**"The Translator (Ep. 2)"** is the 96th episode of Awkward Puppets.

## Synopsis

Sam once again needs some help from a translator when Twon describes an incident using slang terms.

## Plot

The video starts with Sam asking Twon to describe to him an incident that occurred to him. He proceeds to do so, but he mostly uses a lot of slang terms to describe the said incident. Unfortunately, since Sam is unable to understand what Twon is saying, he calls for a translator to come and help him. The translator comes in and greets Twon. Now with the help of the translator, Sam is able to understand what Twon was trying to say to him. He claims he was cheating on his girlfriend with someone else, he was at the mistress' house and everything was going well at first until he heard some random noise coming from downstairs and got paranoid. (Especially since Twon was high at that moment). When asked why was he paranoid, Twon claims he thought it was his girlfriend. But in reality, it was some random African American dude who broke into the house. He quickly hid his money, and his mistress was freaking out and wanted to call the police. But Twon didn't want to because he had marijuana on him. Even though Sam tells him that marijuana is no longer illegal in the state, Twon still didn't feel like it. Then, Twon grabs a baseball bat for protection and walked downstairs and approached the man from behind. Then he proceeds to beat the man up with the bat, only for him to find out that he accidently beaten up his drug dealer! And that's when Twon realized that he forgot that he called his drug dealer to buy some drugs and it was nothing more than a misunderstanding. Now understanding the situation, Sam decides not to place Twon under arrest but tells him to be more careful in the future about something like this. To which Twon claims he will unless he's high because he may do something like this again. After that, the interrogation ends, and everyone leaves. Thus, ending the video.

## Characters

* Sam
* Twon
* Translator
* Monique (indirectly mentioned)
* Twon's mistress (mentioned)

## Trivia

* This is the 96th episode of Awkward Puppets.
* The puppet used for the translator is the same puppet used for the Carl brothers. But it's unknown if its one of them.
* When Sam calls for the translator to come in, his voice is different.
* It's implied that Twon and Monique are still dating, but it's unknown if its truly her or another girl.
Diego's Rap

**Diego's Rap** is the 23rd episode of **Awkward Puppets**. And a rap song made by **Diego**.

## Lyrics

My name is Diego, I'm a Mexican Puppet.

I don't know what rhymes with puppet.

I like to drink tequila, I have bottles in my trunk.

I drink almost everyday cause I just really like getting intoxicated.

Some people say I look like Leonardo Di Caprio.

And I agree.

My name is Diego and I don't like my wife.

One time I came home and she stabbed me with a knife.

I'm serious. That's not- That really happened.

One day I will be famous in Hollywood movies.

Like Batman vs. Superman, but not shitty.

I like my ladies smart with good manners and good class.

I also like them hot, with nice boobies and nice personality.

Um, so yeah, I don't know what to say cause, Right now, I'm not really sober.

But, I think that this video is pretty much over.

Um... So just get out of my house.

## Characters

* Diego
* Benita (voice only)

## Trivia

* This is the 23rd episode of Awkward Puppets.
* A sequel titled: "Diego's Rap (Ep. 2)" was made but was privitized for unknown reasons.
Hotel

**Hotel** is the 87th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Synopsis

**Diego** calls an extremely racist room service.

## Plot

The video starts with Diego calling the front desk at a hotel he's staying at. But the worker is having a tough time understanding him and claims he doesn't speak Spanish. Diego tells him he's speaking perfect English to him and doesn't understand why the worker is thinking he isn't. After awhile, the worker finally can "understand" Diego, despite not changing anything in his voice. The worker asks him what he is staying here for. Diego explains he's going to his wife's, cousin's, daughter's, sister's, wedding. The worker asks Diego if his culture always confusing, and when Diego replies back he can't answer that, the worker accused him for being disruptive. When Diego asked if he's supposed to be racist, the worker said yes but quickly changes it before Diego can question him further. The worker then assumes that Diego is calling him to find out what channel is the soccer game on. (Because of his race). Diego denies this stereotype, but he still ends up asking for it anyway. The worker also assumed he wants tequila, and once again Diego denies wanting it, but ends up ordering it in the end. And finally, the same scenario happened when the worker asked Diego if he wanted some guacamole from room service. The main reason Diego is calling him is because he wants an extra room because he wants to watch soccer and Benita is in the room with him. The worker lets him know that only the master suite is available, but claims that the maintenance room is available and has a TV there. But if he wants it, he needs to do some housekeeping before he can watch TV. Diego gets offended by this, but before he can say anything else, Benita calls him to get ready for the wedding. The video ends with the worker once again claiming he doesn't speak Spanish, and Diego claiming he hates this place.

## Characters

* Diego
* Hotel Waiter (Sam)
* Benita (voice only)

## Trivia

* This is the 87th episode of Awkward Puppets.
* Benita is not voiced by her usual voice actress, Evelyn Gonzalez
* The puppet used for Sam is used for the Hotel Worker, but its unknown if this is him.
* Sam is voiced by Chris Patstone in this video.
	+ In a behind the scenes video on Rudy Mancuso's channel, its revealed that Rudy originally voiced Sam for this episode before being replaced by Chris.
Job Interview

**Job Interview** is the 67th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Synopsis

Diego is trying to find a job since Benita wants him to make some money. Luckily for him, he gets an interview.

## Plot

The video starts with Diego telling the viewer that he needs to find a job, since Benita is wanting him to help make some money for them to "survive". He doesn't think it will be hard since some of his friends have jobs. But he realizes that his friend Jose is unemployed, Sammy is in jail, and Constantino sells illegal drugs. So...maybe not so much. However, the next scene shows Diego at a job interview. The employer greets him and asks Diego for his name, since Diego never wrote down his last name. He tells the employer his last name is "Smith". But the employer is having a bit of a hard time believeing its his last name, to which Diego defends himself asking if its because of his race. So the employer drops it and moves on to Diego's resume, he finds out Diego is a Harvard graduate, having five-years experience in finance, seven-years in project management, and even tripled profits in one quarter at his previous job. Then the employer asks Diego to describe himself, to which Diego admits that he isn't great and his marriage with Benita is terrible. The employer admits that he can relate to all that. Then he asks Diego about his current job and how much he makes. Diego admits as well he doesn't have a job and only applied because his wife told him too. The employer asks a few more general questions about him, and appreciates the honesty Diego has. The employer decides to hire Diego because of his personality and resume. (Despite it being against company policy). However, before Diego can start working, he has to fill out the paperwork and take a drug test. Diego was fine with the paperwork, but bails out when he finds out about the drug test. Then the video ends.

## Characters

* Diego
* Benita (Mentioned)
* Jose (Mentioned)
* Sammy (Mentioned)
* Constantino (Mentioned)
* Job Interviewer (Unnamed Blonde Hair Man)

## Trivia

* This is the 67th episode of Awkward Puppets.
* It's possible that Diego's friend Sammy and Sam are the same person.
* This episode reveals the Blonde Hair Man has a wife.
Car Talk

**Car Talk** is the sixth episode of Awkward Puppets.

## Synopsis

Diego and Sam discuss what to eat but they get carried away.

## Plot

The video starts with Diego and Sam in a car, when Sam asks Diego where does he feel like eating. But before Diego can respond, Sam jokingly said Taco Bell while giggling. In response to Sam, Diego then asks if he would want to eat at Starbucks. Unfortunately, this escalated to the two of them to start making racist comments towards one another. But Diego semi-freaks out when Sam made a joke about him getting deported, thinking he was for real. But after Sam tells him it was a joke, Diego then makes fun of Sam's clothing despite wearing the same outfit. The two continue to make fun of each other until they called it a truths when Sam asks Diego how it felt not paying taxes. (And him mentioning it was great). But at the very end, Diego calls Sam stupid, and the video ends.

## Characters

* Sam
* Diego

## Trivia

* This is the 6th episode of Awkward Puppets.
* This is the first episode of the **Car Talk** series.
Parking Ticket

"**Parking Ticket**" is the 76th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Synopsis

**Diego** gets a job as a Parking Enforcement Officer.

## Plot

The video starts with Diego explaining that Benita told him he has to get a job. As she does everything around the house and Diego just sits around and does nothing all day. So, Diego ends up getting a job as a parking enforcement officer. But just as he was about to give someone a parking ticket, the guy who owns the car immediately runs over to tell him not to give him a ticket. But Diego is refusing to compromise since it's his job and the man went over the time limit. So, the man then had to ask Diego if he was giving him a parking ticket, how would he react. To which Diego claims he would accuse him of being racist, so the man decided to use that as his response. To which Diego claims it wouldn't work in this scenario. The man then asks Diego if he could just let him off the hook for once, because he doesn't want his wife finding out since it's her car and she would kill him if she found out about the parking ticket. But Diego still won't let it slide, but he does asks him what he does for a living. The guy tells him he doesn't have one since he's unemployed and his wife works while he stays at home and does the household stuff. This then surprises Diego, so he asks the guy if it was possible for him to convince Benita to do the work while he could be the one at home doing nothing. To which the man claims its possible. As long as he sits down and have a talk with her at home about a plan and mutual respect, he should be good. Especially when it comes to splitting everything evenly! However, the man also tells Diego it is also best for him to respect Benita since it's an important part of marriage. But Diego claims he doesn't respect her since its mostly because how his family has always hated their spouses so if that's the case, then he has to hate Benita. But the man tells him its best to respect Benita and have that talk if he wants his life to go the way he wants it. To which Diego thanks the man before telling him he owes him $200.

So, Diego goes back home and has that conversation with Benita about him being the house husband and she should be working instead. But Benita completely disagrees with it and thus, the episode concludes.

## Characters

* Diego
* Benita
* Unnamed Blonde Hair Man

## Trivia

* This is the 76th episode of Awkward Puppets.
* It's revealed that the Unnamed Blonde Hair Man's wife is an immigration lawyer.
	+ It is also revealed that he has a six-pack.
* Diego reveals that the main reason why he hates Benita is mostly because how his family hates their spouses as well.
I Need A Job

**"I Need a Job"** is the 80th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Plot

The video starts with the interviewer asking Maria why is she applying for a job. To which Maria replies back: "I need job". The interviewer tries to get Maria to tell him to be more specific, especially the department she wants to work in. But she continuously claims she needs a job. and her dream is to "work in job". (Even her resume says so). The interviewer is confused and tries to clarify what Maria says, but she thinks she got the job and asks for her starting day. The interviewer lets her know she didn't get the job yet, and then he asks Maria if she is skilled with computers. Maria claims she is, but when asked if she knows the latest formatting in P12 and SS2. She keeps saying that she knows it, but doesn't say the answer. The interviewer then questions her if she knows anything about sales. Maria claims she does, and the interviewer created a mock scenario of Maria trying to convince a customer to switch providers. But throughout the "phone call", she keeps saying she needs a job. And after that, she claims her friend is calling her. So the interviewer moved onto custodial work, but the only thing Maria has cleaned recently is her bathroom. Next, the interviewer asks about her cooking experience. Maria claims she knows how to make Tres Leches cake, and on holidays, Cuatro leches cake. The interviewer was about to send her off because she didn't have the skills required for the departments. But he realizes that Maria speaks Spanish fluently, and they need someone to translate in their linguistic department. So she was hired, but after the interview, Maria continues with her "phone call" and asks her friend to get her a job. Then the video ends.

## Characters

* Maria
* The Interviewer (Sam)

## Trivia

* This is the 80th episode of Awkward Puppets.
Music with Diego (Ep. 5)

## Music with Diego (Ep. 5)

### Air date

June 3rd, 2016

**Music with Diego (Ep. 5)** is the 37th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Plot

### Songs

#### Anti-climatic Rap

Diego replaces curse words with other things, so it doesn't rhyme.

My name is Diego and my life is so sick.

I have a lot of money and I have a big... house. (dick)

I'm telling you now, all these other rappers suck.

Come into my bed, so me and you can... cuddle. (fuck)

I'm the world's dopest puppet, I'm gonna be so rich.

I don't like my wife, 'cause she's a big... pain. (bitch)

Some people make fun of me, calling me a talking sock.

Come say that to my face so I can slap you with my... hand. (cock)

#### Black People

Black people, they really love chicken

Black people, at the crib they always kickin'

Uh, black people, they wear really long shorts

I said black people, they're better than us at sports

Except for soccer.

Black people, they can jump really high

Uh, black people, but if they jump in a pool they'll die

Black people, they're very strong and very proud

I said black people, they sometimes talk really loud

So please don't discriminate because of their skin

it's already such a crazy stupid world that we live in.

Time is moving fast and the clock is ticking

So treat them equally and please.. uh-

Just let them eat their chicken

#### Floyd Mayweather

Is this your last fight or not?

I know that you love money a lot.

So please stop saying you're retired

Really you just want your checks to be hiredm

im just kidding, im trying to be funny

So please let me borrow some money?.

Please?

#### Snapchat

I really don’t want to be rude

But unless you’re sending me a nude

Then no one cares.
The Starsong

### Also known as

The Great DreamerThe Tender of DreamsThe StarsongThe Wandering StarThe Song of the Spheres

## Status

### Status

Active

**Desna, The Starsong** is the goddess of freedom, luck, and travel, and is credited with the creation of the heavens. In her earliest days, the god Curchanus, an enemy of the goddess Lamashtu, was her mentor.
Hotel (Ep. 2)

**Hotel (Ep. 2)** is the 93rd episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Synopsis

Diego and Benita are on vacation. While Benita wants to do something fun, Diego doesn't feel like doing anything at all. But after Benita goes to get a massage, Diego has to deal with a noisy neighbor who is playing loud music.

## Plot

The video starts with Diego and Benita at their hotel room. Benita is happy to be on vacation and claims they can do a lot of things instead of sitting at home doing nothing all day. But when she asks Diego if he feels the same way, he doesn't pay attention to her since he's busy watching soccer. By the time he does pay attention, he sarcastically tells her that he's excited too. Benita tells him that they should do something that's fun, like going to a art musuem or even get a relaxing massage. However, Diego refuses to do either one and would rather watch soccer. But Benita insists that they shoud, so Diego asks her what are the prices for the two. Benita claims the massage is around a hundred plus tip while the musuem is free. But she thinks the massage is better. Diego continues to protest against it, especially with the price of the massage. But he changes his mind when Benita gave him the offer to do it to her instead. After Benita left to go get her massage, Diego is happy to finally get some peace and quiet. However, he hears loud music playing in a nearby room, and calls the person to turn the music down. At first, the lady couldn't hear him due to the volume of the music, but after she turn down the volume, Diego is able to tell her to keep the volume down. To which she apologizes and promises to keep the volume down. But after they hang up, the lady proceeds to play her music loud again. So Diego tries to pretend that he's the front desk, but the lady immediately knew it was him. She apologizes once more and promises to keep it down. But after they hang up, she turns her music back up again. This time, Diego tries to pretend that he is a police officer. But the lady can still tell its him and hangs up after she asks him for his badge number. Having enough of this nonsense, Diego call Benita to see if she can change her mind and go to a art musuem with him instead. But she refuses and the video ends with Diego telling her he hates her.

## Characters

* Diego
* Benita
* Brown Hair Lady

## Trivia

* This is the 93rd episode of Awkward Puppets.
* This episode is a sequel to Hotel.
* The puppet used for the brown hair lady is the same puppet used for Sarah.
Uber

"**Uber**" is the 89th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Plot

Diego gets into a car, taking an Uber somewhere. The Indian Uber driver greets him, and asks if he'd like a phone charger, some gum, or some music, all of which Diego turns down (The driver even offers him gum twice, thinking he'd change his mind, but he doesn't). As the driver prepares to take off, Diego smells something he has with him. The driver tells him it's hummus, and that his wife makes the best in the world. He offers Diego some, but he turns it down, not knowing what it is. The driver explains what it is, which leads to Diego comparing him to Wikipedia, which he has to explain to the driver, who gets it mixed up with Google. When Diego explains that Google is a search engine, the driver misinterprets as him needing a new engine, mentioning that his cousin is the best mechanic in the city. When the driver asks him if the temperature's okay, Diego says that it's kinda cold, so the driver asks if he wants a blanket, saying that his sister makes the best blankets in the city. Diego turns it down, then requests that the window be lowered halfway down to deal with the smell of the driver's hummus. The driver then decides to put some music on, suggesting Cardi B and Billie Eilish, telling Diego that each are the best singer in the whole city, confusing him. Eventually, the driver decides to play his favorite music from his home country.

The driver is about to take off finally, but he gets confused upon seeing that Diego wants to go to a liquor store, even though he was picked up from a different liquor store. Diego chalks it up as having drinking problems, which promps the driver to mention that his uncle Omar runs the best liquor store in the city. Diego is annoyed that they haven't left yet, since he really needs a drink. The driver asks Diego why he drinks, and the Mexican says that everyone needs a drink sometimes. The driver says that he never drinks, and when Diego asks what he does to make his problems go away, he says that he never has problems, which prompts Diego to point out that being married can be a problem. The driver says that people need to learn to love themselves before they love anyone else, then they have no problems. This makes Diego compare him to Dalai Lama, who he has to explain to the driver. When the driver thinks Diego will stop drinking, Diego declines that, and asks again if they can go. This time, the driver says that he can't drive Diego since he drinks too much, and never gave the driver 5 stars. Diego thinks it's a misunderstanding, but the driver explains that it happened too many times; he just doesn't remember because of his constant drinking. Diego tries to argue that he doesn't understand, but gives up when the driver presents a poster warning against driving him anywhere.

## Characters

* Diego
* Uber Driver

## Trivia

* This is the 89th episode of Awkward Puppets.
* **Anwar Jibawi** provides the voice for the Uber Driver.
Bar Talk

**"Bar Talk"** is the 69th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Synopsis

Diego is having his usual at the bar until a man (Sam) proceeds to make some remarks about his race.

## Plot

The video starts off with Diego asking for some tequila at a bar. When a customer (Sam) claims that's typical for a Hispanic to say that. Diego hears this and asks him what he ordered (while calling him a white boy in return). Sam claims he's ordering a beer...right after some Shirley Temple that Diego assumed he ordered. Sam tells him to leave him alone but Diego points out that Sam started this whole fiasco. Sam denies it and claims he is just making an observation of a stereotypical situation. The two then argue with each other on who's more racist with Sam asking how would he (Diego) if he was called a Brown Boy. Diego was fine with it until Sam said it to him in a sentence. Then the two started claiming that if they were racist (which they claim they aren't) they would say a bunch of stereotypical stuff towards white and Hispanic races. Then they agree they aren't racist and cheers for that. After doing so, Diego ends the video with him stating white people do suck.

## Characters

* Diego
* Sam
* Bartender (Monique)

## Trivia

* This is the 69th episode of Awkward Puppets.
* This video is a reference to the Car Talk series, where Sam and Diego are talking to each other in a car with the two saying some racist remarks to each other.
KASKADE IS THE BEST DJ IN THE WORLD

**"KASKADE IS THE BEST DJ IN THE WORLD"** is the 29th episode of **Awkward Puppets**. And the 3rd episode of **The Diego Show**.

## Plot

The video starts with Diego introducing himself. Diego then tells the audience they have a very special guest who Diego says is a World-Famous DJ, Record Producer, Remixer, Actor, Singer, Model and Doctor. Whom he reveals to be Kaskade. Diego asks Kaskade about his favourite instrument, which Kaskade replies with the keyboard. Diego then asks Kaskade if he plays any real instruments. Kaskade then mentions he was always the kid who complained and skipped out on his piano lessons his mother made him go to. Diego then tells Kaskade he's never met his father. Diego asks where everyone can listen to Kaskade's music. Kaskade says, "Spotify, Soundcloud, iTunes.". Diego then thanks Kaskade, and then asks the cameraman to turn off the camera.

## Characters

* Diego
* Kaskade

## Trivia

* This is the 29th episode of Awkward Puppets.
* This is the least viewed episode of Awkward Puppets.
* This is the 3rd episode of The Diego Show.
* This video doesn't have the Awkward Puppets tag, and the entire title is in full caps.
Benita In America

**Benita In America** is a privatized episode of Awkward Puppets.

## Synopsis

Benita tells her experience of moving to the United States.

## Plot

The video starts off with Benita introducing herself, and claims that after she recently moved to America, she doesn't understand the culture, and claims everything here is crazy. So, she decides to compare to how life is different in America compared to her home country

### Coffee

Benita explains that in her country, they use fresh coffee beans and a little bit of sugar. And claims it can give you enough energy to punch your husband. But in America, the coffee is more like an ice cream.

### Music

Back at home, Benita claims they listen and dance to traditional Latin beats with percussions and beautiful beats. But in America, its the same song over and over on the radio.

### Food

The food back in Mexico is made with fresh ingriedients. From beans, rice, salsa, and avocadoes. It's delicious and healthy, but in America its fast food burgers from McDonald's.

### Phones

For entertainment, Benita claims that in Mexico, they tan, talk, play games (billiards), relaxing, going for a walk, and even drink tequilla. But in America, everyone is on their phones. From all ages, people are posting on Instagram, kids play Pokemon Go, etc.

In the end, Benita decides to accept the American culture since that's the path she chose to take. The video ends with Benita having a McDonald's Cheeseburger, a Starbucks coffee, and listening to Justin Bieber's "Sorry".

## Characters

* Benita
* Diego (non-speaking cameo)

## Trivia

* This video has been privatized for an unknown reason.
* A channel titled Awkward Puppets AP has re-uploaded the video: Benita In America.
* The official Awkward Puppets Twitter has tweeted about this video https://twitter.com/awkwardpuppets/status/758371623296577536
* The end credits music is the same for the montage music in "World's Longest Minute".
Puppet Presidential Debate

**Puppet Presidential Debate** is the 62nd episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Synopsis

Diego is the moderator, and is asking some serious questions to President Donald Trump, and the Democratic Candidate and former Vice President: Joe Biden in the recent presidential debate.

## Plot

The video starts off at a presidential debate with President Donald Trump on one stand and former Vice President Joe Biden. Diego is the moderator and asks a question to the two about how he got a rash one day and asks if he should be worried. President Trump tells him his rash will go away eventually, while Joe Biden claims it won't. Diego continues to asks about his rash, since it's getting bigger and bigger each day, and is worried to even leave the house. Mr. Trump claims he shouldn't worry about it and shouldn't lock himself in his basement for this. Diego agrees with this since he doesn't want to stay with Benita all the time. But his next complaint is how Benita is driving him nuts, believes she's on drugs and wants to call the police on her. Mr. Trump claims it is a world wide problem but doesn't answer his question with a straight forward answer. However, Mr. Biden believes that people shouldn't head to jail because of a drug issue and wants to have them go through rehabilitation. Diego continues with his question by mentioning Benita is constantly wanting the window open when they sleep and Diego is not comfortable with it. Mr. Trump claims that she shouldn't be doing that since a dangerous person could break in. Mr. Biden tells him they won't die if they simply leave the window open. Then, Diego asks who actually would be happy in a marriage, with Mr. Trump stating its normally people who have low IQs. Diego's next question is how many friends do they have that are Hispanic. Mr. Trump says he has a lot while Mr. Biden stats he normally is ought to walk and chew gum at the same time. Diego's next question is about the environment. Mr. Biden believes they should use re-usable energy and after hearing that wind was expensive, according to Mr. Trump. Diego figures he can make money over that. When he was about to ask the final question, Donald and Joe start arguing until Diego told everyone to stop talking and claims he has no hope for the future, and asks everyone (the viewers) to vote. The video ends with Diego complaining he never received his tequila.

## Characters

* Diego
* Donald Trump
* Joe Biden
* Benita (mentioned)

## Trivia

* This is the 62nd episode of Awkward Puppets.
* Donald Trump and Joe Biden are both voiced by themselves, the audio is taken from a presidential debate in 2020.
* Diego breaks the fourth wall when he tells the viewers to go out and vote.
Puppet Therapy

**"Puppet Therapy"** is the 50th episode of **Awkward** **Puppets**.

## Synopsis

Diego, Sam, Sarah, Carl and Carl go to Puppet Therapy.

## Plot

The video starts with the therapist welcoming the puppets, as the puppets have their reunions with the white therapist. When Diego goes first to be introduced, he tells the puppets that he's scared of white ladies. When Sarah goes next, she tells Diego to keep his offensive thoughts. When Carl and Carl goes next, they tell the puppets that they finished each other’s sentences. And last, Sam goes next, and tells the puppets that he got pissed off with his boy, telling them that he thought that spaghetti and angel hair pasta were the same thing.

The video ends where Diego tells the therapist that he wants his money back.

## Characters

* Therapist (debut)
* Diego
* Sam
* Sarah
* Carl and Carl
* Benita (Mentioned)

## Trivia

* This is the 50th episode of Awkward Puppets.
* This is the latest episode where The Carl Brothers speak.
Jerry Nadeau

Jerry Nadeau was one of two drivers for Pentastar Motorsports in the Okaycar Pro Series. 2028 marked the first time Jerry Nadeau drove a race car after his near death crash at Richmond in 2003. His car number was 25, a callback to his time at Hendrick Motorsports in NASCAR.

Jerry returned to driving in 2037, when Okaycar was revived. He drove for Richard Petty Motorsports, sporting a retro paint scheme on his Pontiac.
Job Interview (Ep. 2)

**Job Interview** is the 74th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Synopsis

Diego gets a job interview after his wife forced him to coming to realise that he's working as a mall Santa.

## Plot

The video starts with Diego at a job interview with Sarah. However, he isn't excited to be here, as Diego was forced by Benita to get a job. In the interview, Sarah tells him that they need someone to fulfill the position immediately and she will pay him $18 an hour. While Diego is hesitant at first, he accepts. But what he doesn’t know, is that he’s being interviewed for the position of Santa Claus in the mall. Once he finds out, Diego refused to do it, especially since he doesn't look like Santa and he's "busy" watching soccer. Sarah states that the last Santa was Asian and it doesn't matter what race you are to play the part. However, Diego then proceeds to make some racist comments about it. Just when Diego decides to leave and forget about the job, Sarah offers to give some tequila after his shift is finish. We then see Diego dressed up as Santa and complaining how his life sucks. Benita then calls Diego to see if he got the job. While Benita compliments him for getting the job and that he can be able to spread cheer and joy to others, Diego however complains to her about his job and wants to quit. But Benita tells him he isn't allowed to and tells him to be a man and do his job. After hanging up, he announces that he quits.

## Characters

* Diego
* Benita
* Job Interviewer (Sarah)

## Trivia

* This is the 74th episode of Awkward Puppets.
Carl and Carl

**Carl and Carl** are recurring characters on Awkward Puppets. They are twin brothers, who have their shows called "Carl and Carl".

## Personality:

They are usually calm and chill because they’re “high” most of the time from smoking marijuana. Both are similar in personality and usually finish each others sentences

## Trivia:

* They’re (or were) news reporters, rappers, tele-marketers, stand-up comedians, physical trainers and lawyers.
* It's possible that the two of them are retired characters as they haven't made an appearance since Passing Notes.
* The puppets used for the Carl brothers have been re-used for multiple one-time characters. However, it's unknown if its them or not. This includes the following:
	+ Bartender
	+ Bouncer
	+ Translator
Little Diego foo foo

### Song

Little Diego foo foo
Walking through the kitchen lscooping up tequila and drink it in the head
down came Benita and she said
”little diego foo foo
i don’t want to see you
scooping up tequila
and drinking it on the head
I’ll give your 3 chances
and if you keep drinking, I’ll turn you into a frog!

## information

the song reappear the same verses but not the chances.
it chaves to 1 and 2 chances left.

## last verse

I gave you 3 chances
and you kept drinking
now you’re a frog!
Poof!

## Moral

And the moral of the story is: don’t do alcohol.
Meet Sarah

**Meet Sarah** is the 14th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Plot

The video starts with Sarah walking up on the stage and plays her favourite song, only to be hit on the head by something from one of the crowds. Sarah then introduces herself to the audience and stating that she's a singer, actor, dancer, model. Sarah then mentions she's a vegan because she adores animals, although she eats meat occasionally.

Sarah then tells the audience about her feminist group that has two meetings every week. Although only 1 person is actually in the group. Sarah then says that she does not have a lot of friends because she thinks that people in her town are jealous of her.

Sarah is then on a set acting as a character, but forgets the script and says something else. The Director then corrects her on what to say.

The video then shows Sarah saying people will see her in movies, or performing on stage. The video then cuts back to the open mic at the beginning where Sarah continues to sing her song, she then dodges another object thrown at her by the audience and taunts the audience. The audience then throws more objects at Sarah.

## Characters

* Sarah
* Diego (cameo)
* Sam

## Trivia

* This is the 13th episode of Awkward Puppets.
* This is the debut episode of Sarah.
* The song Sarah was singing during the open mic scene at the beginning is Joan Osborne's One of Us.
Twon Goes Clubbing

**Twon Goes Clubbing** is the 102nd episode of Awkward Puppets.

## Plot

The episode starts with Twon arriving at a local club and asking the bouncer to let him in. The bouncer then asks for his name, but when he looks at the list, he can't find his name. Twon implies that he is normally on the list, and spells his name to the bouncer to make sure he got his name right.

After double checking, the bouncer finally found his name on the list and apologizes. After that, Twon informs the bouncer that his cousin, FuFu, is coming and asks him to add him to the list. The bouncer tells Twon that he can't add anyone to the list, but Twon convinces him to add him to the list by telling him that FuFu never had anyone in his family but him.

Right after, Twon gets a call from his "homegirl", LaLa, who is also coming to the club. And so Twon asks the bouncer to add her to the list, and tells him another emotional backstory to convince him to put her on the list. After the bouncer adds her to the list, Twon gets another phone call from another friend, and asks the bouncer again to bring his two other friends: Rara and Taytay. The bouncer tells him he can't add any more people to the list as he has already asked him too much, to which Twon just him about another story to convince him to add them to the list.

Twon then receives another phone call from his friend, and Twon then apologizes to the bouncer and tells him that he had came to the wrong club and simply tells him to erase the names, but stills tells the bouncer to keep his and all of the other names on the list in case he comes back to the club, and also asks him to add another name to the list.

## Characters

* Twon
* Bouncer
* Monique (indirectly mentioned)
* Twon's mistress (mentioned)
* Fufu (mentioned)
* Lala (mentioned)
* Bobo (mentioned)
* Rara (mentioned)
* Taytay (mentioned)
* Coco (mentioned)
* Twon's mother (mentioned)

## Trivia

* This is the 102nd episode of Awkward Puppets.
* This episode is similar to Diego Goes Clubbing, as both Twon and Diego are trying to get inside the club but have issues before being allowed to enter. And both of them coming up with ways in order to get inside.
	+ The difference is that Diego was not allowed access while Twon did have access but his friends didn't.
* The puppet used for the bouncer has a striking resemblance to Marido Rico and the bus boy from Date Night. Though in this episode, he doesn't have a mustache.
* This episode has the most amount of characters mentioned in a single video.
Trending Topics (High News)

**Trending Topics (High News)** is the third Awkward Puppets video and first episode of High News.

## Characters

* Carl
* Carl

## Plot

The Carls introduce the show.

**First Topic - Politics:** They both say they don't vote but say that you should.

**Trending Topics:** The Carls forget the password to Carl's phone and their email adress.
Diego Gets Coffee

**Diego Gets Coffee** is the 49th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Plot

The video starts with the barista (Sarah) asking Diego about his day. To which Diego starts telling the barista about how Benita is complaining a lot lately. But the barista stops him from going further and simply asks for his order. Diego wants some tequila but the barista points out that its a coffee shop, not a bar. But Diego points out that she is a "bar"-ista and that he has had a rough day and needs some tequila. The barista lets him know that he can leave if he isn't ordering anything from the menu. So Diego gives in and orders a chai latte. But he wants two shots of tequila with the latte. The barista starts to get annoyed with Diego again, but Diego defends himself again by pointing out the customer satisfaction sign. But the barista can't give anything they don't sell. Diego starts to get annoyed and complains how the place (to which he mistakes the café as a bar) doesn't have tequila, and changes the order to vodka tonic. Having enough of his behavior, the barista points out the bar across the street. So Diego goes over there, but when the bartender asks for his order, he asks for a coffee! Then the video ends.

## Characters

* Diego
* Barista (Sarah)
* Bartender (Unnamed Blonde Hair Man)
* Benita (mentioned)
* Monique (background)
* Sam (background)

## Trivia

* This is the 49th episode of Awkward Puppets
* This is the first episode of Awkward Puppets in 2020 and since their hiatus. The previous episode "Hailee Steinfeld Won't Let Me Go" was uploaded in December of 2017.
* Sam is seen in the cafe, though he is wearing a different outfit in this video.
	+ Its possible that the puppet for Sam was re-used for a different character.
* This is the unnamed blonde hair man's first appearance.
Andy Belmont

Andy Belmont was a stock car driver. Hailing from Pennsylvania, Belmont was an independent for the majority of his career.

In 2028, Belmont came out of retirement to attempt the Rolex 500, in support of Dave Despain's presidential campaign.

After failing to make the Rolex 500, Andy took out his anger on his crew chief, Digger, who told him to make sure he won the Bull Shift 400, or else.

After DNFing the BS 400, Andy went to look for Digger, only to find no trace of him. Andy then returned to his home in Langhorne.

Once in Langhorne, Andy was gunned down by Digger, a consequence of not making the Rolex for Despain's campaign, and threatening Digger.
Diego At The Bank

**Diego at the Bank** is the 79th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Plot

The video first starts off with Diego asking to withdraw some money at a bank. The bank teller then asks for his name. Diego gives his full name to the bank teller but he cannot find his name in the system. So the bank teller offers to open one up for him. After Diego thinks about it, he agrees but when asked to show his driver's license, Diego can't due to him not having a driver's license after it had been revoked from him drinking and driving. The bank teller proceeds to grammar proof Diego since he was using some words wrong and used words that didn't make sense to Diego. Since Diego had nothing for his identification (other than a picture of himself on his phone), The bankteller couldn't open an account for Diego. Diego then asked for a loan but the bankteller refused and told him to go back and find something that can identify himself so they can open an account for Diego. But before he leaves, he asks the bankteller if he can borrow twenty dollars, to which the bankteller declines.

## Characters

* Diego
* Bank Teller (Unnamed Blonde Hair Man).

## Trivia

* This is the 79th episode of Awkward Puppets.
Black and Can't Play Basketball

**Black and Can't Play Basketball** is the 30th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Synopsis

**Twon** talks about his disorder called "B.C.P.B".

## Plot

The video starts with Twon saying he's black, and can't play basketball. Then there's a flashback of Twon when he was in third grade, he found out he couldn't play basketball after John Shahidi passed him the ball.

## Characters

* Twon
* John Shahidi

## Trivia

* This is the 30th episode of Awkward Puppets.
Maria

**Maria** is a side character of Awkward Puppets.

## Biography:

**Maria** works at a bar, and had a relationship with **Sam**, but was dumped after **Sam** finds out she was only using him to get a green card.

## Appearance:

Maria has an appearance of a Hispanic puppet with curly black hair and a yellow spotted dress,

## Relationships:

**Sam**: Maria had a relationship with Sam, but was dumped by Sam after he found out she was only dating him for a green card.

**Diego**: Maria dislikes Diego for ordering many Tequilas and not paying for them.

## Quotes:

* "I need job."
* "Maria."
Meet Benita

**Meet Benita** is the 12th **Awkward Puppets** video.

## Plot:

The video starts with Benita tanning, until she calls Diego. Diego answers the call, and Benita asked Diego where is he. Diego responded that he is watching the soccer game at Carlos' house, Benita complains Diego that didn't she tell him to water the plants, only to get interrupted by Carlos. Benita and Carlos started the conversation, when Benita asked him how is he and how's his wife. Carlos responds saying that he's good and that his wife is crazy. After the conversation, Benita tells Diego that didn't she told him to water the plants and Diego tells Benita if can't she does do it. Benita tells Diego that she's tanning and that someone needs to look good in the marriage, and starts to argued with Diego.

Benita then introduced herself in her interview and tells everyone that she's been married with her husband for 4 years, is not that she doesn't love him, she does love Diego alot, but doesn't want Diego to be alive. In the beginning, everything was perfect, they were happy together, they did everything together, but now, not so much (and shows where Diego plays knock-knock on Benita and tells her that she's stupid). Benita then tells the world that she's like any other strong Latina woman, and she loves music (such as Julio Iglesias, Enrique Iglesias, Ricky Martin, Shakira, Jennifer Lopez, and Tupac).

The video ends where Benita tells her husband to water the plants and to stop being the pain in her ass. Diego tells his wife that he'll do it and replies with "I love you", but Benita replies "Yeah, whatever", and was about to hang up on Diego, but quickly plays knock-knock on him, telling him to water the plants, and hangs up on him.

## Characters:

* Benita
* Diego
* Carlos (voice only)
Couples Therapy (Ep. 5)

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"**Couples Therapy (Ep. 5)**" is the 75th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Synopsis

**Sam** and **Maria** go to couples therapy.

## Plot

Sam and Maria are in a room with the Therapist. Sam is talking to the Therapist about his relationship with Maria and that Maria can't understand him. The Therapist believes that meant there was an emotional disconnect, Sam then points out that Maria literally cannot understand English. The Therapist then talks to Maria and asks how she feels about Sam. To which Maria explains that she only wants to marry him for a green card, and wants her family to have a better life in the US. The Therapist at first wasn't comfortable with attempting to deceive someone, but accepted it when Maria offer to make Sam pay double for the session. She lies to Sam that Maria also loves him as well and feels his frustration. Sam now starts to feel better about the relationship and thinks they can make it work. But when asked about the two getting married, he starts to have doubts about it. After the Therapist and Maria exchanged a few words, the Therapist tries to persuade Sam about the benefits of marriage. And with Maria helping her on the side, they were able to convince Sam that it will help make their love much stronger then it already is. Sam now feels satisfied and feels comfortable to propose to Maria. But before the session ended, he admits that he knows and speaks fluent Spanish. He did this so he can find out if Maria truly loves him or not, and since he knows the love is a lie, he let Maria know its over and wish her the best of luck to find another white man to make a fool of. (Also he refused to pay for the session). Maria quickly looks back at the Therapist and asks her if she knows any rich white guys.

## Characters

* Sam
* Maria
* Therapist

## Trivia

* This is the 75th episode of Awkward Puppets.
* This is the first couples therapy episode to not feature Diego and Benita.
* This episode reveals that the therapist is married.
* At some point in early 2023, the thumbnail was changed.
Taxes

"**Taxes**" is the 85th episode of **Awkward Puppets**.

## Plot

The video starts with Diego asking an accountant for a refund. The accountant asks him for his name but then tells him to slow down due to Diego giving his very long name. He then asks Diego if he is married since he can get a bigger refund if Benita is working. Diego claims he is but hates/loves her. The accountant now asks him for his birthday, and despite giving it to him, Diego doesn't even know if his age is correct. So the accountant continues on and asks for Diego's social security number. So Diego gives him the number...slowly. Then the accountant asks if Diego is employed to which he denies, but when asked for his unemployment income. Diego was surprised to find that out, especially since he can make money by not doing anything. Finally, the accountant asks for investments but Diego simply asks for his refund since he has no idea what that means. The accountant finally tells him he can't give him a refund due to him not legally qualifying and having insufficient information. Diego is unhappy since he wants to return his Christmas lights that he broke and the store only gave him store credit. So the accountant offers to help file for tax returns but when Diego finds out he needs to pay him and the company for it. Diego ends the video by saying: "I hate this country".

## Characters

* Diego
* Benita (mentioned)
* Unnamed Blonde Hair Man

## Trivia

* This is the 84th episode of Awkward Puppets.
* It's revealed that the Unnamed Blonde Hair Man is divorced.
* When the Unnamed Blonde Hair Man was typing Diego's social security number, you can see on the computer screen the numbers being inputted.
* It's implied that Diego's birthday is February 28th, 2000. But when the taxer payer asks him if that's true, Diego claims he doesn't know if it's correct. Meaning it's still unconfirmed when is Diego's birthday.