Asherpate's cars series 3 episode 22: 1995 GM Goodwrench Dealer 400

It takes place at Michigan.

## Transcript

Jeff Gorvette: CHICKEN HICKS! HOW DARE YOU STARTING AT THE POLE LAST RACE AND WON!

Larry Smith: YEAH! I must be the winner! You're a mean green car!

Chick Hicks: SHUT UP! Incase, I'm gonna beat you to the championship, Jerk Gorvette!

Jeff Gorvette: HEY! Don't call me that!

Dale Earnhardt: Wonder Boy's right! Chick, you're the meanest racer!

Chick Hicks: Whatever!

(qualifying)

Rowley Boltstrike: I beat you in qualifying!

Chick Hicks: THAT'S NOT FAIR!

Ray Reverham: Ok! You're qualifying in 21st place!

Jeff Gorvette: OH, NO! I must get up position!

(the race starts)

Ken Squier: And the race is on!

Jeff Gorvette: Must get up to the top 10!

Ken Squier: Chick Hicks gets a good start fighting Rowley Boltstrike for the lead, but Rowley luckly gets a good block on the outside!

Spike: What a great move for Rowley Boltstrike!

Ned Carrett: Chick now drafting on the leader, Rowley Boltstrike on turn 2!

Pinkie: And Rowley is leading the rookie of the year standings right now!

Chick Hicks: Now, time for the lead! (goes into the inside)

Rowley Boltstrike: Cut it out you stupid mean racer! (blocks Chick Hicks)

Ken Squier: Chick Hicks almost passes the rookie, but Rowley gets another good block as they approch turn 3!

Ned Carrett: Chick Hicks still drafting on Boltstrike, the rookie!

Spike: And Rowley doesn't want Chick to pass him!

Chick Hicks: HA HA! SPOIL YOU! (does a bump-n-run on Rowley Boltstrike)

Pinkie: Uh oh! Chick Hicks does a bump-n-run on him, AND TAKES THE LEAD!

Spike: Oh no! Chick has the lead as they exit turn 4! Rowley gets passed by Ernie Gearson, and now Bill Racelott!

Ken Squier: Chick Hicks, that mean green car leads lap number 1!

Jeff Gorvette: Time to make up some ground! (ready to pass 19 cars)

(lap 107)

Ken Squier: It's lap 107! Bill Racelott in the lead! Chick Hicks in 2nd and Jeff Gorvette up to 3rd!

Ned Carrett: Now Jeff Gorvette goes by the mean green car, Chick, and takes 2nd away!

Spike: Now Jeff Gorvette is gonna draft with the leader, Bill Racelott!

Ken Squier: They're now on the backstrech! And Jeff Gorvette gives Bill Racelott a big push!

Pinkie: And Chick Hicks is drafting on them!

Ken Squier: Chick looks to the inside, but Jeff Gorvette gets a good block as they're entering turn 3!

Ned Carrett: And Gorvette is on the inside of our leader, Bill Racelott!

Spike: And now Jeff passes him!

Pinkie: Chick Hicks drafts on Jeff Gorvette and blocks Bill Racelott from coming to 2nd!

Ned Carrett: And Jeff Gorvette has blocked Chick Hicks!

Ken Squier: Chick Hicks is in the middle of the draft between Jeff Gorvette and Bill Racelott, as Jeff leads lap 107!

(lap 129)

Ken Squier: They're entering turn 3! Chick Hicks still drafting on the leader, Jeff Gorvette! And Bill Racelott drafting behind them!

Ned Carrett: And the mean blue car, Rusty Wallace is up to 4th passing Rowley Boltstrike!

Chick Hicks: HA HA HA! TAKE THIS! (does a bump-n-run on Jeff Gorvette)

Spike: Chick Hicks does the bump-n-run again!

Ned Carrett: And now takes the lead!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette is now getting passed by Bill Racelott!

Ned Carrett: And almost gets passed by Rusty Wallace, but Jeff blocks him and Chick will lead lap 129!

Ken Squier: It's lap 130! Chick Hicks in the lead with Bill Racelott drafting behind him, and Jeff Gorvette about to draft on Bill Racelott!

Spike: And Rusty Wallace has no chance to pass Jeff Gorvette because he's trying to block the rookie Rowley Boltstrike!

Pinkie: Chick Hicks on the backstrech, and Bill Racelott and Jeff Gorvette drafting behind him!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette pushing Bill Racelott for them to pass that mean green car, Chick Hicks! And they're coming to turn 3!

Pinkie: Bill Racelott trying to pass Hicks on the outside, but Chick gets a great block on turn 3!

Spike: Now Jeff Gorvette still giving Bill a push as Bill trying to take the lead!

Bill Racelott: YOU DID A BUMP-N-RUN ON JEFF GORVETTE! NOW I'M GONNA DO A BUMP-N-RUN ON YOU! (does a bump-n-run on Chick Hicks)

Ned Carrett: Now Bill Racelott doing a bump-n-run on that mean green car, ANDTAKES THE LEAD!

Spike: Jeff Gorvette giving Bill Racelott a push, as Chick Hicks getting passed by Rusty Wallace, and Rowley Boltstrike!

Ken Squier: Bill Racelott gets a push from Jeff Gorvette and will lead lap 130!

(lap 136)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette still giving Bill Racelott a push as they enter turn 3!

Spike: Rusty Wallace is now right behind them and Rowley Boltstrike drafts with him!

Ray Reverham: The inside is faster!

Jeff Gorvette: I agree with that! (passes Bill Racelott)

Pinkie: Jeff Gorvette is now on the inside and takes the lead away from Awesome Bill from Dowesonville!

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace drafting on Jeff Gorvette while Rowley Boltstrike drafting on Rusty Wallace!

Ned Carrett: Rusty Wallace is not gonna pass Jeff Gorvette because he's trying to block Rowley!

Ken Squier: Jeff Gorvette leads lap 136!

(3 laps later)

Johnny Blamer: Seeya sucker! You're that mean green car! (passes Chick Hicks)

Chick Hicks: Oh yeah! YOU'RE GONNA GET CRUSHED! (does a PIT maneuver on Johnny Blamer)

Ken Squier: Oh trouble! Johnny Blamer spinning into the outside wall!

Ned Carrett: And the caution is out!

Spike: Poor, Johnny Blamer! This is his first crash since his first finish last race!

Faux Wheel Drive crew cheif: It's over, pal!

Johnny Blamer: (bawls) OH NO! I JUST GOT MY FIRST FINISH LAST RACE, BUT NOW, I CRASHED AGAIN! (cries) WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ray Reverham: Ready to pit?

Jeff Gorvette: Ok! 2 right side tires and 2 cans of fuel!

Ray Reverham: Ok! Some of them are about to come in!

(7 laps later, the restart)

Ken Squier: Rusty Wallace is the new leader, and the restart has came!

Ray Reverham: It's back to gren!

Jeff Gorvette: I'm gonna show that mean blue car!

(3 laps later)

Ken Squier: It's lap 150! Rusty Wallace still leading with Jeff Gorvette in 2nd and Rowley Boltstrike in 3rd!

Spike: Jeff Gorvette about to draft on Rusty Wallace, while Rowley Boltstrike gives Gorvette a push on turns 1 and 2!

Ned Carrett: And Rowley Boltstrike is the new teammate of the Intiminator, Dale Earnhardt! Chuck Armstrong is along side!

Ken Squier: And you see that Dale Earnhardt is now a 7 time champion winning in 1980, 1986, 1987, 1990, 1991, 1993 and last year in 1994!

Pinkie: Jeff Gorvette trying to pass Rusty Wallace, but Rusty gets a block and they're entering turn 3!

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette is gonna do something to take the lead from that mean blue car! Rowley Boltstrike still pushing him!

Jeff Gorvette: Hey! You're that mean blue car that was trying to wreck me in the 1994 N2O Cola 600 last season! (does a bump-n-run on Rusty Wallace)

Spike: Jeff Gorvette does a bump-n-run on Rusty Wallace!

Ken Squier: And now takes the lead!

Ned Carrett: Now Rowley Boltstrike pushing Jeff Gorvette so he can block Rusty Wallace!

Ken Squier: Those 2 leaders are geting away from Rusty Wallace, and Jeff Gorvette leads lap 150!

(lap 186)

Ned Carrett: Jeff Gorvette still getting a push from Rowley Boltstrike and enters turn 3!

Spike: That rookie is surly fast!

Pinkie: So does Jeff Gorvette!

OOR crew cheif: Go to the ousdie of the 24 car!

Rowley Boltstrike: Ok! Must go faster! (passes Jeff Gorvette)

Ken Squier: Rowley Boltstrike going to the outside!

David Hobbscap: And now, he has the lead away!

Spike: Crusty Rotor is now giving Jeff Gorvette a push for them to draft with the rookie!

Ken Squier: Rowley Boltstrike leads lap 186!

(finish)

Ken Squier: Chekard flag waves and it's rookie, Rowley Boltstrike for the win!

Rowley Boltstrike: Oh man! Another win in my rookie season!

Crusty Rotor: Good job rookie!

Jeff Gorvette: Yeah! And Chick Hicks and Jack Carr are mean racers along with Jeff Hammer!

Dale Earnhardt: And also Kyle Trackson, Johnathan Melter and Ron Blaster!

Rowley Boltstrike: Yeah! I know those mean racers!