The Last Pirate

**The Last Pirate** is the parody of the 2017 Disney film **The Last Bogatyr**.

## Plot

In Belogorie, a parallel version of Ancient Russia, Sorceress Rhonda the Walrus hunts down Skipper, Private, Kowalski and Rico, whom she believes to be the last pirates, after which she petrifies them prior to throwing them into the sea, where hundreds of other victims rest.

In modern Moscow, Havoc is a young orphan seal who makes his way in life by being a con artist, whereupon he poses as a "white mage" in addition to starring in rigged psychic contest shows and performing "rites" for clients; among his clients is Princess Oriana. However, he eventually starts having doubts about his life choices after the princess asks him to cure a comatose boy.

One day, during an escape from Princess Oriana's husband and his friends, Havoc miraculously ends up in Belogorie, which is inhabited by characters and creatures from different Russian fairy tales. Goofy appears and claims that Havoc is the lost son of King Alexander and Queen Julia, hidden on Earth several years ago.

Havoc is then captured by Rhonda's warriors and brought to Hans the Puffin. Hans seems friendly towards him, but Rhonda imprisons Havoc in his dungeon without Hans's knowledge. There, Havoc meets the disembodied Black Pete, who tells him the magical Sword Kladenets is his only way back to Earth. Pete himself had used Kladenets to become immortal, but is overthrown and imprisoned by the pirates. After the forces of good had won, most of the magical creatures were either imprisoned or killed, then the pirates themselves suffered the same fate. If Havoc is truly the son of King Alexander and Queen Julia, he can uncover the sword and use it to restore power to the surviving magical creatures in addition to returning home.

Sophie is captured and thrown into the same dungeon; however, this was premeditated, as she has brought Bridget (in her Froakie form), who handily releases the prisoners. Pete, Sophie and Bridget decide to take Havoc with them to find the Sword. After escaping the dungeon, they enlist Vladimir. Pete tells Havoc a backstory of Bridget: after she caught the eye of Hans, a jealous Rhonda turned everyone in Bridget's village into Froakies. Despite bonding with Bridget, Havoc still wishes to get back home to his own world.

Rhonda eventually captures the heroes, petrifies Vladimir and forces Havoc to get the Sword for her, holding the seal's companions hostage in her process. Even though Havoc recovers the Sword and is able to overpower his enemies, Pete turns out to be in league with Rhonda all along. Moreover, Hans turns out to be a mastermind, planning to use the Sword Kladenets to become immortal like Pete himself. Reasoning that he no longer needs his help, he betrays Pete, and Havoc uses the Sword to return home to Earth.

Back in Moscow, however, Havoc realizes that he cannot abandon his beloved Bridget and decides to return to Belogorie. After the police officers throw him to jail, he meets Goofy again, who helps him return to Belogorie. After rescuing Hydra, Havoc uses a modern handgun to fight his way to Hans. However, he has already become immortal and prepares to execute Bridget and Sophie. Using Hydra as a distraction, Havoc challenges Hans to a duel, hoping to give his companions time to destroy the magical stone and undo the Immortal's invulnerability. During the fight, Hans reveals that it was his envy of King Alexander that led to the betrayal of the pirates.

Pete eventually gets his hands on the magical stone and, touched by Havoc's selfless heroism, decides to shatter it, killing himself and Hans in his process, whereupon Rhonda flees Belogorie. All of Rhonda's petrified victims come back to life. Among them were King Alexander and Queen Julia, who reunite with Havoc. Instead of returning to his old life as a fake mage, however, Havoc decides to stay in Belogorie and marries Bridget in his process. He then briefly returns to Earth to heal the comatose boy.

A mid-credit scene shows Rhonda on Earth, meeting her mentor Drake, who is Havoc's next-door neighbor. and house-sitter. The two planned to enthrall Hans and rule Belogorie together; however, that plan has failed and they will now have to make another move.

## Roxie Mitchell's 30 Songs For the Soundtrack

You can check out Roxie's Soundtrack of The Last Bogatyr (Roxie Mitchell's Version) for more details on songs from the 1990's, 2000's, 2010's and 2020's for Roxie's Choice. However, if you think some of the songs that Roxie chose are a little unsuitable, you may check out The Last Pirate (Soundtrack) and add some music of your choice.

## Cast

* Captain Havoc (High Seas Havoc) as Ivan Muromets
* Bridget (High Seas Havoc) as Vasilisa the Wise
* Sophie Stanislovskievna Somorkov-Smirnoff (Anastasia) as Baba Yaga
* Black Pete (Disney) as Koschei the Deathless
* Vladimir Vasilovich (Anastasia) as Vodyanoy
* Goofy (Disney) as Svetozar the Volkhv
* Rhonda the Walrus (Penguins of Madagascar) as Princess Varvara
* Drake (The Pebble and the Penguin) as Galina Muromets
* King Alexander and Queen Julia (my OCs, sharing a role) as Ilya Muromets
* Hans the Puffin (Penguins of Madagascar) as Dobrynya Nikitich
* Skipper (Penguins of Madagascar, with Private, Rico and Kowalski as his extras) as Alyosha Popovich
* Princess Oriana (Felix the Cat: The Movie) as Ivan's Client
* Prince Charming (the Shrek series) as Ivan's Client's Husband
* Hydra (Hercules) as Zmey Gorynych
* Willie the Giant (Disney) as Chudo-Yudo