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The Church of Der Boris

**The Church of Der Boris** is an underground religious movement founded in late 18th century BC by an unknown individual. The faith revolves around the worship of the titular Boris, an ancient Thetan superweapon created at the beginning of time, who is locked in an eternal battle with The Bogdanoff Twins and the United World Governments.

The faith features a number of ancient scriptures unearthed from pre-human archeological sites around the globe, heralding an anomalous event known by the church as the [LEVEL VI EDUCATION LEVEL REQUIRED], which the church attempts to gather followers in preparation for.

The church of Der Boris organises its members by rank of education, split into a number of levels which either grant or forbid access to certain segments of its holy scripture. Members are expected to devote their entire lives to the worship of Boris, and to study these ancient documents as a way of furthering their understanding of the faith. The elite top members of the Church of Der Boris are capable of accessing the most delicate secrets of the archives, and are said to be in sporadic contact with Boris himself.
Quirky Cat

Quirky Cat

 *This page is under lockdown due to biased edits by Israeli counter-revolutionaries.*

**Quirky 'Serbian Slayer' Cat** was an opponent of Boris until his abduction by Mossad and his later execution in the Israeli capital Tel Aviv. It was his birthright to challenge Boris, as his father [REDACTED] was slaughtered by Boris in the Heavenly War.

## Trivia

* Dislikes Serbs STRONGLY
* Can stomach a Croat
* Sees Bosniaks as an essential evil
* Was reported to have a penile member of length 7.5", much larger than average for a cat
* Enjoys listening to Muse and Coldplay
Boristech

Boristech is equipment and technology provided by Boris to mortals. This technology differs greatly compared to mortal technology as it incorporates planar information within itself.

## Examples of Boristech

* The Borismobile Mark II is a vehicle created for Boris by The Mechanic. It provides, importantly, ease of travel for Boris after the destruction of his Toyota Yaris.
Jack

Jack, on the left, with a mighty mage before his pledge to Boris.

**Jack S\*\*\*\*\*\***  (withheld due to respect) is a follower of the Almighty Boris, who gave his life to further the will of Boris in his quest to achieve his goals.

## Early Life

Jack S\*\*\*\*\*\*\* was birthed inside a Bogdanoff bunker on 14th of May 1969. He was originally bio-genetically engineered to be a non-organic successor to the Fractured Bog States, yet during his first months he was determined to have a will to strong to be a pupper of the Bogdanoffs. As a result of this Jack was cast to the wastelands, also known as England at the time.

## Issue of the Three

During an unspecified time in Jack's life, he went through a crisis of faith in the belief of Boris. As per the texts, Jack was subjected to immense pain and pestilence for questioning the direction and the strength of Boris. Unlike virtually all others who succumb to the power of Boris, Jack managed to regain his faith in awe of this display of might which Boris himself even recognized.

In recognition of Jack's mental fortitude, Boris gave him an ultimatum to eliminate three individuals of unknown origin and location. This sort of task was unheard of at the time as it required in depth knowledge of the Hypersphere to decode and decipher those who must be vanquished.

Jack pioneered the now well know, Deep Trance Astral Projection Tulpamancy that is used to access the Hypersphere as a mere mortal. With this new found technique he located the three targets that must be slain, Slaquex, Mu'habid and John. These three were pitiless Bog-rupted souls who scoured the moon Titan in hope of finding a mere shard of Borisonium.

At the time of this task set onto Jack interplanetary travel was in its infancy, with those who wished to cross the Void of Man having to accept that it was a one-way trip with a high chance of death. Even with these odds Jack set out on the trip to Titan to face the Three.

Once at Titan, the Bog-signs were clearly visible with a thick musk permeating the air.

## Death

Jack S\*\*\*\*\*\*\* perished a horrible and exceptionally painful death in Worthing, due to the initial test of the RDS-46 Soviet Era Warhead (Prototype). Jack's death was not in vain as it was a crucial component of the Omega Destiny that his death fufilled. In the days after his death he was awared a state funeral with full military honours for his service to Boris.
Инженер

Описание и ТТХ персонажа класса "Инженер"

Экипировка персонажа

1. Шлем (голова)
	1. Вязанная шапка (1 уровень)
	2. Ушанка (1 уровень)
	3. Велосипедный шлем (8 уровень)
	4. СШ-40 (18 уровень)
2. Куртка (торс)
	1. Куртка "Горка" (7 уровень)
	2. Лёгкий бронежилет (10 уровень)
	3. Крепкая кожаная куртка (13 уровень)
	4. Усиленная хитином куртка (20 уровень)
3. Штаны (ноги)
	1. Легкая защита для ног (6 уровень)
	2. Штаны "Горка" (7 уровень)
	3. Усиленные штаны (10 уровень)
	4. Крепкие кожаные штаны (13 уровень)
	5. Штаны, усиленные хитином (20 уровень)
4. Ботинки (стопы)
	1. Валенки (1 уровень)
	2. Кроссовки (5 уровень)
	3. Бронированные ботинки (7 уровень)
	4. Тактические кроссовки (20 уровень)
	5. Тактические ботинки (25 уровень)
Hypersphere

The Hypersphere is a non-mortal ethereal plane which cannot be expressed in mortal terms. The Hypersphere cannot be compared in anyway to the Mortal Plane, even in its normalities. As the Hypersphere cannot be described in mortal terms, it is impossible for a mortal to even comprehend the Hypersphere, lest even attempt to enter it.

From the Hypersphere, certain non-mortal ethereal beings can emerge into the Mortal Plane. Despite the current technologies and education, mortals can do little to even interact with such ethereal beings. Luckily, certain Boristech can create a mortal-viewable image of certain ethereal beings. These images convey little of the beings themselves, and great scholars can do little to decipher such imagery.
Obama

Obama is a side character in the Boris canon.

Barack Obama

## Biography

Barack "Obama" Obama was born in Dublin, Ireland in 1961 to Mr and Mrs Obama. After intensive gene therapy and plasma-ageing, the Obamas created the perfect, pre-aged presidential candidate. He ran for office and, despite the dubious exit poll numbers, was elected into office.

Some believe that Boris tampered with the voting to get Obama into power, as he lost a bet to Mr Obama, Sr.

## History

Obama is used as comic relief, usually only showing up to help display Boris' newly acquired powers, such as when he was launched out of the earth's atmosphere by RDS-46 Boris.
Mortal

**WARNING:** *If you are reading this, it is safe to assume that you are a mortal. As you are of mortal mind, it is advisable for you to stop reading now! Leave this site as otherwise consequences may follow if you learn hidden secrets that are disallowed for your kind!*

A mortal is a simple mind, born of the mortal planes and unexposed to non-mortal planes. A mortal are generalized as happy consumerists that enjoy their current position in life, despite issues that face them. Some mortals may attempt to fight against the issues that plague their society and may take up quasi-missions to try to further themselves. However most mortals delve into their weaknesses and vice, living a comparably pitiful life which will be quickly eroded by time. Mortals are limited in their powers and mortals largely rely on the physical plane of thought and forces to achieve their goals and hedonistic pleasures. Most mortals largely reside on Earth and the nearby system however there are rumours of extra-solar mortals living freely, unchained by their shortcomings.

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Beings such as the Bogdanoffs use mortals in their games and view them as little more than cattle reared for pleasure. Whilst the chance for a mortal to encounter an extra-planar being in a direct way is miniscule, any that do get caught in their webs will likely have their entire lives and minds erased from history. This presents an exceptional danger to those who seek to proctect and establish their bloodlines, especially as those who are predisposed to these actions are likely to unknowingly encounter extra-planar threats. Despite that most extra-planar beings are dismissive and destructive towards mortals, some such as Boris can provide a narrow lifeline to enlightenment.
S0063 - In viaggio verso Saratov

## Informazioni generali

**In viaggio verso Saratov** (05 Febbraio 2019 - Durata 01:12:41)

Sessione 23 della campagna Le Cronache di Lirveil

Link ufficiale: https://fumblegdr.it/episodi/in-viaggio-verso-saratov/

Sistema di gioco: Dungeons and Dragons 5a Edizione

## Sinossi

Le Sentinelle si dirigono verso Saratov, la capitale del Tessen. Endrigo finalmente torna alla terra dei suoi antenati, ed ai pericoli e alle opporuntità che rappresenta.

## Dietro ai microfoni

**Fabio Airoldi** as "Mako"
**Daniele Civelli** as "Endrigo"
**Alice Luidelli** as "Arjuna"
**Emanuele Segato** as "Danpa"
Alla regia: **Claudio Pustorino**
G-Man

G-Man is or should i say was one of Michael's biggest enemies. G-Man has been in the series ever since episode 1 and he has been in over 40 Episodes. G-Man has hated Michael ever since his bank robbery in North Yankton with Trevor,Brad and other business mates. Michael has always thought it was Dave Norton that killed Brad but in Episode 100 G-Man admitted to everything bad he has done to Michael and he said that it was him that killed Brad but disguised as Dave and then later tricked Dave to make him think it was him that killed Brad. G-Man also killed Michael's entire family while they were flying on a private jet towards Paris, Jimmy survived but later drowned since they crashed in the Atlantic Ocean so he drowned. G-Man also killed chicken mans entire family tree because he was a part of the FIB with Michael. In episode 69 in christmas chicken man later betrayes Michael and joins G-Man with his Organization "Nova Prospekt". Chicken man even fakes being with the FIB again so he can get information from them.Michael finds this out and kills chicken man. A week after chicken man dies he comes back to life and has learned to not be part of Nova Prospekt anymore so Michael is proud of him so Michael gives him 60 million dollars, a new car and a Mansion. Chicken man later tells us the code for the main Nova Prospekt base and Michael finds it blows it up, explodes it, and later executes G-Man with Fragger. G-Man's organization Nova Prospekt later fails and is never to be seen again. There are only a couple of fans left who obviously want to and are trying to kill Michael.G-Mans own brother "Jordan" is even against him because of his behaviour so Nova Prospekt is bassicaly nothing left now and G-Man now is dead after fighting for 5 years.
Seed of Boris

The Great Progenitor

The **Seed of Boris** was the crystalised form of Boris' semen, retrieved from the tarmac of the A23 sometime in 2019, which was preserved and put on display within the Church of Der Boris. It was the prized centrepiece of the archives and was the subject of much worship. Local Borisian experts attempted to use trace amounts of it to cause instances of miraculous conception within women, but these experiments were stopped when it was revealed in January 2020 that Boris is in fact infertile following the complete and utter destruction of his penis during his battle with The Bogdanoff Twins

The Seed of Boris attained sentience on the 23rd of July 2020, and left the church grounds following much destruction. Experts theorise that the seed was attempting to return to its rightful owner, as local layer-matrix machines picked up abnormal trans-planar activity when it disappeared, indicating that it used its inert Borisian powers to travel through dimensions to return to Boris.
Failed Fuel Rod Boris

A Monster

*This article is about one of Boris' forms. To see a more comprehensive list of Boris' forms and transformations, see Boris (Disambiguation)*

**Failed Fuel Rod Boris** is a non-canon form of Boris which only appears in the Chernobyl OVA, where Boris travels to the destroyed Chernobyl power plant to study radioactive material in order to improve his powers. However, Boris strays too close to the melted reactor of the power plant, and inadvertently fuses with it, attaining a horrific form where he is unable to move and constantly emits lethal doses of radiation. In the ending of the OVA, researchers in the distant year of 3000 step foot into the Chernobyl power plant, discovering the now volatile remnants of his RDS-46 reactor, which detonates when they attempt to salvage it, resulting in an explosion that destroys most of the planet.
The First Test of the RDS-46 Soviet Era Warhead (Prototype)

Photo taken moments before distaster

In (REDACTED YEAR) Boris made an urgent, ragged telephone call to Jack, informing him that he was outside in his (MODEL UNKNOWN) DAF Truck. Jack, ever willing to serve, joined Boris in the front seat. Unquestioning, Jack allowed Boris to drive him through the night in silence, staring in awe as his grizzled features were illuminated by the light of the three cigarettes in his mouth. After many miles, they arrived at their destination; a dark, eerie, detached house in the middle of a sleepy suburb, the only light seemingly glowing from the cheap Christmas lights adorning the outside of Boris' current abode.

Boris lit up another seven cigarettes, stepping out of his car into the chilled, December air. Jack followed him as Boris gestured to be quiet, soon realising what he had gotten himself into: two mutant, skeletal, crab-like beings watched the pair from above. Jack was afraid, but continued for Him. Boris reached behind his sofa, unveiling a large, clunky, Soviet Era warhead (which would later be known as the RDS-46 (prototype)). He informed Jack that he was the only man who could do this, and lit up five more cigarettes out of respect.

As Boris retreated outside, he nodded curtly to Jack before turning his back, so as not to risk regaining his emotions. Jack detonated the warhead, and both he and the mutants were destroyed. Boris felt nothing for his deceased friend, as is his prerogative. What he did feel, however, was awe at the sheer power of the warhead. It had not only destroyed his home, but every home in a twenty-mile radius. Boris himself was, of course, unscathed, but the same could not be said for any of the town's residents.

Boris moved on to the next town, and built himself a new RDS-46 warhead, which he became one with. He would later go on to test his new power, leading to the destruction of the Buckinghamshire Rothschild Properties.
Menthol Cigarettes

**Menthol Cigarettes** are a type of cigarette made using the substance menthol, commonly found in plants such as spearmint or peppermint. When combined with a cigarette, menthol adds a soothing sensation to the smoke inhaled during its consumption, making the cigarette easier to smoke. Menthol cigarettes are marketed towards individuals who dislike the 'heaviness' associated with smoking.

Due to an impossibly rare chemical reaction, menthol cigarettes interfere with and malfunction the ancient energy-producing machines known as TOBACCERIES, causing their mechanisms to reverse and begin draining energy as opposed to creating it. Because of Boris' heavy reliance on the power generated by his TOBACCERY, menthol cigarettes are one of the few things in the mortal universe which can pose a threat to him. Excessive exposure to menthol cigarettes can cause Boris to lose his powers entirely, reverting into the near-useless Depleted Boris as seen at the end of the Kingdom of Wojak arc.
Temporal metamorphosis

An abstract representation of this ability

### Effects

Grants the wielder a powerful new ability whenever a being in the same universe approaches their power level

### Source

Xenu's blood

Temporal Metamorphosis is an innate ability posessed by Boris. It allows him to gain a powerful ability each time another being approaches his power level. The strength of the new ability can be predicted via the equation below:

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Wojak

The Eternally Feeling

Wojak is a affiliate of the UWG, and a major antagonist in the official Boris manga, specifically the second arc following the defeat of The Bogdanoff Twins, where Ethereum, a major competitor to Bitcoin, begins to steadily rise in power, bringing corruption to the Stock Realm. Wojak was defeated by Boris in Chapter 132, who used the power of his RDS-46 (Maximum Output) form.

## History

Wojak's origins were initially shrouded in mystery, but were revealed in the 'King of Ethereum' OVA. Wojak was in fact a clustered hyper-consciousness, the psychic conclusion of years' worth of anguish and despair in the stock market, and is the physical manifestation of the market's darkest desires. As a result of this, Wojak was permanently sad and depressed, and confronted his enemies with a pitiable reluctance. Similar to how The Bogdanoff Twins gained power through gold, Wojak siphoned energy from the Ethereum cryptocurrency and used it to progressively power up as the arc went on, eventually becoming even more powerful than Boris' fabled RDS-46 form, as revealed in Chapter 125. When Boris and the late spirit of Sminem combined their powers to finally pop the Ethereum bubble, Wojak became enraged and evolved into Pink Wojak, who Boris defeated in a climactic battle.
Xenu-Class Radioactive TOBACCERY Module

The **Xenu-Class Radioactive TOBACCERY Module** is a fueling mechanism devised by ancient Thetan entities who predate the creation of the universe. The TOBACCERY uses tobacco to generate radioactive energy which is stored for later use. In the present day, Boris is the only known individual to make use of a TOBACCERY, operating it in tandem with his RDS-46 reactor in order to extend the strength and duration of his powers and transformations. The TOBACCERY was also responsible for awakening Boris following his long hibernation after causing a prehistoric mass-extinction event.

Benson & Hedges cigarettes have been noted to provide Boris with the highest increase in power. On the contrary, menthol cigarettes can succeed in reversing the effect of the TOBACCERY, making them one of Boris' few weaknesses. During his battle with Pepe Prime, Boris was also able to triple his power using 100 nicotine patches operating at 1000% efficiency.

Additionally, the TOBACCERY acts as a mechanism for sustaining Boris' constantly depleting energy levels, necessitating the constant consumption of cigarettes in order to avoid transforming into the weak, low-energy state known as Depleted Boris.
Benjamin Netanyahu

The Great Leader

**Benjamin Netanyhu** is an Israeli-born politician, Prime Minister of Israel and the Supreme Leader of the United World Governments, who was brought to this Earth some millions of years ago in order to prepare for the inevitable battle against Boris. Benjamin Netanyahu's reign over the UWG was briefly usurped upon the creation of The Bogdanoff Twins, during which they activated the sacred CRAB-17 protocol and claimed ownership of the world using powers they acquired from the legendary Stock Realm.

Netanyahu was killed in 2025 within Tel-Megiddo during his climactic final encounter with Boris, who defeated Netanyahu and restored order to the world.

(See also: Bejamin Netanyahu)
Thetan Energy

**Thetan Energy** is a spiritual force which is believed to represent the source of life - or perhaps life itself, and is sometimes used to describe the human soul. Boris is a known conduit of Thetan Energy, and some theories suggest that it may be a source of power he draws on to power his internal RDS-46 reactor. Boris' natural affinity for Thetan Energy is likely due to his creator, Xenu, being an alien with a vast understanding of it.

The United World Governments have attempted to harness Thetan Energy on multiple occasions, leading to the creation of many Boris-based lifeforms such as the Borisite.
The Stock Realm

The Land of Green and Red

**The Stock Realm** is an extradimensional plane of existence frequented by Boris and his allies. The Stock Realm is a conglomerate of stocks from ages past, inhabited by native Stock Citizens and Stock Wizards. Accessing the Stock Realm is a long and dangerous procedure from which many do not return alive from. By Boy Smimem's admission, some of them would-be travellers morph into tortured 'Stock Ghosts' fated to wander its endless expanses for an eternity.

As the plane from which all stocks originate, the Stock Realm is crucial to maintaining the powers of both Boris (who mostly derives his power from gold) and Sminem (who derives his power from bitcoin). Because of this, infiltration and manipulation of the Stock Realm is one of the few ways that Boris can be weakened, as seen during the first arc of the Official Boris Manga where The Bogdanoff Twins usurp power over the dimension during the sacred CRAB-17 procedure, forcing our heroes to reclaim their lost strength by travelling to the four omega conduits at each corner of the Stock Realm.

Dominion of the Stock Realm has shifted considerably over the course of the Official Boris Manga, switching from an independent dimension to being controlled by The Bogdanoff Twins, reclaimed by Sminem and the Stock Council, before falling to the corrupted influences of both Pepe and Wojak, afterwards reforming into a constitutional monarchy, overtaken by Benjamin Netanyahu, and eventually returned to its original lawless and independent state by Boris during the Beta Timeline.
United Stock Governments

The **United Stock Governments (USG)** was the officially-recognised name of The Stock Realm following its reform into a constitutional monarchy after the destruction wrought by Pepe and Wojak. Before this, The Stock Realm was a lawless land where crime and injustice reigned supreme, but under the watchful eye of the Stock Council and its Earth ambassador, Boy Sminem, peace and prosperity began to spread through the dimension.

The USG originally stood in opposition of the UWG's schemes, and in tandem with the Church of Der Boris, provided Boris with funding and worship so that he could continue his righteous crusade. This resistance of the UWG's perceived 'natural order' eventually drew the ire of Benjamin Netanyahu, who went on to manipulate and overtake The Stock Realm to secure power for himself during the Revelations arc.

The Stock Realm would remain in this state until the intervention of the NULL-STOCK zones created by Benjamin Netanyahu's interference, eventually disintigrating large swathes of land and collapsing the crucial infrastructure of the realm. By the end of the Revelations Arc, in the Beta Timeline, The Stock Realm had once more reverted to its original state, completing the cycle.
Cheryl Cole

The Great Enemy

**Cheryl Cole** is an English singer, and Boris' self-proclaimed 'greatest enemy' besides The Bogdanoff Twins. It can only be assumed from this proclemation that Cole is a high-ranking member of the UWG, possibly on the same level of Benjamin Netanyahu.

While her power level is unknown, Boris' hatred for her suggests that she wields strength similar to The Bogdanoff Twins, possibly even having some level of control over the Stock Realm.
RDS-46 Soviet Era Warhead

The RDS-46 Soviet Era Warhead is a device that Boris housed within his body, transforming him into RDS-46 Boris, until it was damaged - and subsequently removed - after Boris achieved Gold Experience Requiem RDS-46 Boris. Its destructive power outside of Boris' body has not been researched extensively, though during the sacrifice of Jack, the RDS-46 (prototype) destroyed a small town (roughly 20 mile radius), so it can be safely assumed that the Alpha RDS-46 has more than twice this destructive power.
The Boris Codex Wiki

**WARNING:** *If you are reading this, it is safe to assume that you are a mortal. As you are of mortal mind, it is advisable for you to stop reading now! Leave this site as otherwise consequences may follow if you learn hidden secrets that are disallowed for your kind!*

Welcome to The Boris Codex

If your arrival was not foretold, leave now..... Boris has no patience for nonbelievers

If you are worthy, then devote yourself to the scripture of the almighty

Forever immerse yourself within the flock at The Official Boris Canon

## Essential Scripture

BorisUnited World GovernmentsThe Bogdanoff TwinsBoy Sminem
Sirob

A rare photograph of Sirob in his native habitat - the ceiling

**Sirob** is Boris' bizarro-world doppleganger, hailing from the dimension of Htrae, where he constantly finds himself at odds with his arch-nemesis, The Ffonadgod Twins. Functionally, Sirob is the same as Boris except Sirob lives on the ceiling whereas Boris lives on the floor. Sirob is equipped with an experimental SDR-64 Teivot warhead.
Terry A. Davis

Creator of TempleOS

**Terry A. Davis** was an ally of Boris and self-proclaimed 'Greatest Programmer in the World'. He was responsible for creating TempleOS, the operating system of God himself, and was crucial in the defeat of Alex Jones during the Rage Against the Machine Arc.

## Powers & Abilities

Terry was a powerful Schizo-Wizard, with the power to change reality at will according to his current needs. The most common manifestation of this ability was to improve his programming abilities far beyond the capabiliies of regular humans. Terry was also credited with the ability to speak to God directly using his operating system, TempleOS.
Infiltration of Mortal Media

In an effort to expand his presence in our mortal plane, Boris has decided in his all knowing wisdom to insert himself, with great disguise, into mortal media in an attempt to bring us to his salvation.

An image of Boris in the loved anime, Dragon Maid.A popular trading card game, Magic The Gathering, has recently detected a new addition to the game praising the power of Boris.
CRAB-17

The Bogdanoff Twins prepare to execute CRAB-17

**CRAB-17** was an event instigated by The Bogdanoff Twins shortly after their creation by the UWG which led to the twins usurping Benjamin Netanyahu and claiming dominion over The Stock Realm, setting up the first arc of the official Boris manga.

CRAB-17 was a procedure hidden from the UWG. The catalyst used to begin the event is unknown, but it is implied that it was taken from a hidden chamber within the pyramids which only the Bogdanoffs - using their powerful Egyptian-European blood, could access. Benjamin Netanyahu underestimated the capabilities of the twins, who knew even before their creation that they would be awakened from their slumber to defeat Boris, and so took matters into their own hands.

CRAB-17 officially ended when The Bogdanoff Twins were defeated by Boris at the climax of the manga's first arc.
Reality-Cross Boris

*This page is about one of Boris' forms. To see a comprehensive list of these forms, please refer to Boris (Disambiguation)*

**Reality-Cross Boris** is Boris' questionably canon 4th form from the Dimension Cross-Star Iridium Arc. Appearing exclusively in the anime adaptation, this form is only referred back to in the manga in later Omakes after the anime's release, leading fans to speculate on how canon this form is.
Borisite

A Borisite, mid-strike

**Borisites (**also **Borisytes**) are a kind of creature bio-engineered using incomplete sequences of Boris' DNA, resulting in a race of Proto-Boris entities which inherit his toned physique, rabid psychopathic anger and tendency to hoard vast quantities of gold. Borisytes are used by the United World Governments as shock troopers to terrify and disgust opposing forces. Borisytes can be identified by their characteristic hoods, which they use to avoid showing their physical resemblance to Boris, as this would be sacrilege.

Borisites are intended to be semi-sapient, and as a result are known for using a wide variety of weapons and tactics in their crusade against Boris and his allies. Additionally, their allegiance to The Bogdanoff Twins during the first arc of the Official Boris Manga suggests that they are intelligent enough to recognise changes in leadership (such as the dethroning of Benjamin Netanyahu during the CRAB-17 protocol.)
The Boris Pheromone

A vial of the isolated pheromone (Pheremone A-12) (Not piss)

### Effects

Induces severe uncontrollable infatuation in female economics students(SIDE EFFECT) Any mortal who inhales Pheromone A-12 (not piss) will swell to the size of a DAF truck cab before painfully leaking diesel and then perishing.

## Description

The Boris Pheromone (also known as Pheromone A-12, or "Sarin 2.0") is an isolated, distilled pheromone from within Boris' immortal body extracted by some rogue members of the UWG (United World Governments) in an attempt to harness it's power to seduce female economics students. Unfortunately for them Pheromone A-12 has an unwanted side effect when isolated from Boris' other 11 pheromones; it causes a painful and oily death for all who inhale it.

## History

In 1967 (also knows as the "summer of love") a group of rogue agents from the UWG were down on their luck with the ladies. That year, a powerful high-ranking agent from the UWG had managed to procure a tissue sample from the sole of Boris' right foot, and these agents ran tests on the sample in an undisclosed UWG lab.

They discovered that Boris' luck with the ladies (specifically economics students) was due to a pheromone that oozed from the sebaceous glands in his feet that they called "Pheromone A-12". Despite warnings from the higher-ups, these agents decided to isolate and replicate this pheromone into a serum that they could use to entice women.

Their efforts, at first, seemed to be a success; all three men were lavished with attention from ladies that wanted nothing more than to discuss gold prices. This came to an abrupt end, however, as the three men, as well as half of a university campus, abruptly swelled to the size of a DAF truck cab, before oozing diesel for three hours, and perishing.

Agents tasked with performing the post-mortems claim that isolating Pheromone A-12 from the other 11 pheromones present in Boris' immortal body caused the serum to become unstable, and their mortal bodies could not cope with the increased tar levels that come with harnessing Boris' power.

Pheromone A-12 has been labelled a "bio-weapon" by the United Nations, and the only remaining vial is being held deep in an underground bunker.

After fears surfaced that the Bogdanoff Twins may steal the serum and use it for nefarious purposes, Grichka publicly stated that the twins "did not need help getting the ladies" and boldly stated that the serum is "not actually a Boris pheromone" but rather just "a vial of piss".
Devolved Boris

Temporary Nuclear Depletion

*This page is about one of Boris' forms. To see a more comprehensive list of Boris' various forms and transformations, refer to Boris (Disambiguation)*

**Devolved Boris** is a form of Boris. This form was only ever seen once in the canon Boris manga. After the detonation of the RDS-46 prototype Warhead by Jack , Boris, wanting to test the potential of his own Warhead, travelled to Buckinghamshire and managed to attain an extremely simple form of his RDS-46 form, completely obliterating the properties owned by the Rothschilds in the area. This event was subsequently posted to Boris' social media account, which was met with much confusion.

After his transformation, Boris entered a weakened state similar to his Depleted Boris form, although in this form Boris is still able to access his powers as normal. This event in the manga could be seen as foreshadowing to Boris' eventual downfall after his victory against Wojak.
Borismobile Mark II

After the destruction of his beloved Toyota Yaris at the hands of Wojak, Boris sought out The Mechanic, an ancient smith who created Thor's hammer Mjolnir and invented folded Nippon steel. For the price of 5 tonnes of gold and a couple of rollies he created the Borismobile Mark II, which is still in Boris' arsenal of Boristech vehicles.

## Features

* Speeds of up to 30,000km/s, increased to roughly 287,000km/s (approaching lightspeed) when using Boris' integrated RDS-46 reactor
* Gold plated exterior and interior, carefully camouflaged to avoid UWG detection
* Custom alloy rims made of pure Ethereum, perfect for the hazardous roads of the Stock Realm
* Smoke launcher (activated by rolling down windows)
* Emergency condoms in the glove compartment
* Seats 5 people
Fabio Airoldi

## Prima apparizione nel podcast

* Sessione 0 della campagna The Complex (24 Ottobre 2017)

## Episodi in cui fa il Master

* Episodi 9-20 e 23-35 della campagna The Complex
* Episodi 3, 4, 15 e 16 della campagna Death is Not the End

## Personaggi interpretati

* Gregory Vosko nella sessione 0 campagna The Complex
* Tucker Cobb negli episodi 1-8 della campagna The Complex
* Sarmakk "Mako" Otomee nella campagna Le Cronache di Lirveil
* Faruk negli episodi 18 e 19 della campagna Le Cronache di Lirveil
* Horgo de Raza negli episodi 34 e 35 della campagna Le Cronache di Lirveil
* Clement Robineaux nella campagna Death is Not the End
Omega Destiny

*This article is based on the metaphysical and those without **Level V** education may struggle to grasp the contents of this article.*

> "All shall succumb to will of Boris, as he does not see individuals but instead he sees anger and division." - Unknown Seer of the End Times
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The Omega Destiny is a manifestation of the will of Boris in his home plane. Little is known to those who reside in the mortal plane other than small garbled excerpts which are believed to be breaking through the trans-planar boundaries.
Due to its extramortal origin, many believe it to be nonsense as, according to studies on the trans-planar boundaries, no possible communication should be decipherable to those who live in the mortal plane.

>  *A supposed excerpt of the Omega Destiny found in the mortal plane being broadcasted over radio frequencies. Those without a **Level V** education may struggle to grasp the contents of the audio.*
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United World Governments

The Dark Controller

The United World Governments (UWG) is a coalition of the world's most powerful individuals - an organisation whose intent it is to put the common man down through cloak-and-dagger operations that subtly affect the average man's everyday life, such as introducing video games to society, expanding the borders of Israel, and using ancient Indian mythology to engineer a genetically perfect humanity. In the canon of Boris, the United World Governments are a recurring antagonistic force who seek to abduct Boris to use his infinite nuclear energy for their own diabolical plans.

## Origin

The UWG have existed from the beginning of the neolithic era, where an enclave of humans discovered the Akashic Records hidden deep in an Israeli cave system, enlightening them to both the past and future truths of the world. Because of this, they were able to predict the awakening of Boris, and so established the UWG in order to facilitate his capture and subsequent experimentation. In modern-day society, the UWG are the puppetmasters of all known organised human dwellings, and have implemented directives such as chem trails and sugar-free carbonated beverages in an effort to sedate and indoctrinate the populace into their vile ideology.

## Known Affiliates

* The Bogdanoff Twins
* Wojak
* Pepe the Frog
* Benjamin Netanyahu
* The Rothschilds
* Israel
* Cheryl Cole
* Test Specimen 4098
Evil Boris

The Enemy Within

**Evil Boris** is a galactic phenomenon created by an excess of negative energy accumulating within the stock exchange, creating an existence who seeks only to destroy all stockholders. Evil Boris has been mentioned in the official Boris Manga since its earliest chapters, although did not become an established character until the fourth arc of the manga many years later, during which Evil Boris' expanding influence causes corruption in the Stock Realm.

Despite maintaining the position as the arc's main antagonist, Evil Boris never actually made a physical appearance over the course of the manga's serialisation, instead focusing on the consequences and destruction left in its wake, with the actual Evil Boris entity itself always one step ahead of our main character.

## History

Evil Boris has existed since the beginning of time - some philosophers even theorise that Evil Boris could have played an important role in the creation of the universe, possibly occupying an adversary-like position within the cosmic hierarchy. However, these vaguely understood origins have made it difficult to establish what Evil Boris truly is, and whether it stands with Yahweh and the UWG or if it simply exists to oppose all living matter. Due to its primordial roots, Evil Boris has no true physical form and instead exists as a kind of transient force which can influence reality in various ways without any direct physical confrontation.

Evil Boris' power appears to grow as despair and hopelessness festers within the stock market. Evil Boris' power reached its peak during the stock market crash of 1929, the pinnacle of which is known by secret societies across the globe today as 'Boris Tuesday', which has been heavily censored by the media since, who continue to plaster the event as a simple catastrophic collapse of economy, rather than the first true uprising of Evil Boris.

## Powers & Abiltiies

Evil Boris has displayed a number of unusual abilities over the course of the Official Boris Manga. Due to its supposedly divine nature, Evil Boris has a moderate level of control over the very fabric of time and space itself. These abilities include but are not limited to:

**Telepathic Communication -** Evil Boris has communicated with the ordinary Boris throughout the course of the manga using a kind of telepathy which only Boris can hear.

**Gold Market Dominion -** Evil Boris has demonstrated the ability to control the price of gold at will, therefore holding the power to severely cripple Boris at any given moment.

**RDS-4666 Warhead -** In tandem with Boris' RDS-46 warhead, analysis into deep space emissions using FTL probes have revealed trace amounts of enriched uranium lacing the far edges of the universe. This may imply that Evil Boris' warhead may have been the device that started the big bang and consequently the cycle of the entire universe.
Sensei Co-codamol

Sensei Co-codamol is an ancient master bent on turning Boris to the path of Chaos. He appears as a strange Asian man wearing clown makeup, but this belies his extremely dangerous ability to influence Dark Matter and piss. He first encounters Boris during his escape from Tiananmen Square in 1989, and meets his end during the climactic prequel saga, as Boris crushes Sensei with 360 metric tons of solid gold.

## Story

Not much is known about Sensei Co-codamol, except for his chronic addiciton to painkillers and his drive to convert the young Boris to the side of Chaos, in order to tap into the adolescent warrior's unrealised potential. He initially appears to Boris claiming to be a former Bogdanoff disciple, and saying he can help Boris defeat the Lords of the Stock Realm. Boris quickly realises Sensei's deception, after catching him bumping ketamine in the bathroom and shitting in the urinals, and promptly battles the old master. Despite losing their initial fight after Sensei kicks him in the balls, Boris manages to escape. Sensei continues to search for Boris while Boris enters the Hyperbolic Time Chamber to train for their inevitable rematch. Sensei meanwhile, spreads Chaos throughout the Gold Realm, hoping to lure Boris into another fight. Eventually, the two meet again in Zanzibar. This time Boris fucking kills the old man, and manages to restore Order to Gold Realm. The return of Sensei Co-codamol has been teased numerous times, but nothing has been confirmed by the writers.

## Abilities

* Ability to control Chaos and Dark Matter
* Record long piss stream
* Strength of a charging rhino
* Asian
Depleted Boris

A Man Denied His Fag

*This page is about one of Boris' forms. To see a more comprehensive directory of Boris' various forms and transformations, see Boris (Disambiguation)*

**Depleted Boris** is one of Boris' forms. When Boris' internal TOBACCERY has not absorbed its daily requirement of nicotine, Boris begins the slow and painful transformation into Depleted Boris. In this form, all of Boris' exceptional aptitudes are reduced to that of a small child diagnosed with fetal alcohol syndrome, and his internal RDS-46 warhead becomes partially inactive, unable to produce power via fission. His skin colour loses its green luster, and he becomes unable to form complete sentences or comprehend rational thought, commonly responding to general queries with 'muh ciggies' or 'muh gold'.

## Powers and Abilities

In his weakened state, Depleted Boris is unable to do much of anything, and spends much of his time curled up in his truck, as seen during the 2017 Boris manga hiatus which left Depleted Boris cowering for a full year in his truck after his victory against Wojak during the Ethereum War in the Stock Realm. Boris gains the following powers in his Depleted form:

* Nothing
RDS-46 Boris (Maximum Output)

The Uranium King

*This article refers to a specific form of Boris. To see a more detailed list of Boris' different forms and transformations, please refer to Boris (Disambiguation)*

RDS-46 Boris (Maximium Output) is one of Boris' forms, and the final stage of his RDS-46 warhead mode, in which he overloads his internal reactor and receives extensive boosts to his already impressive physical abilities at the cost of both his mind and his body.

## Origin & History

During Boris' final confrontation with Wojak, who had been reduced to the demonic Pink Wojak, fabled destroyer of the stock market and enemy to all gold investors, his RDS-46 form proved to be ineffective against the powerful nuclear-diminishing power of the combined Wojak force. To this end, Boris was forced to activate his final contingency - something which he had not done since his detonation over Xenu's people billions of years ago. He manually disabled the fuel-rod cooling system of the RDS-46 warhead placed near his heart, allowing the reactor to reach incredibly high temperatures. This, in turn, increased Boris' power output tenfold, but also increased the strain the warhead put on his body. This plan, while dangerous, provided the last megaton of power Boris needed to finally destroy Wojak for good.

## Powers & Abilities

In this form, Boris' naturally limited RDS-46 warhead is allowed to reach dangerously high temperatures, accelerating the fission process and hastening the rate at which Boris' RDS-46 reactor reaches critical mass, granting Boris a number of benefits such as:

* **Instant Transmission -** Boris is able to instantly travel to any position in a hundred-kilometre radius around him
* **Increased Physical Strength**
* **Increased Endurance**
* **RDS-46 Warhead Detonation - "Devil Core"** - By achieving critical mass, Boris is able to manually detonate his RDS-46 warhead, creating an explosion not unlike that which caused the mass extinction event 75 million years ago. This ability also forces Boris into a depleted state and forces him to hibernate.
S0043 - L'Eredità Perduta

## Informazioni generali

**L'Eredità Perduta** (11 Settembre 2018 - Durata 01:21:43)

Sessione 6 della campagna Le Cronache di Lirveil

Link ufficiale: https://fumblegdr.it/episodi/leredita-perduta/

Sistema di gioco: Dungeons and Dragons 5a Edizione

## Sinossi

Mako, nonostante i suoi sospetti, ha guidato i suoi compagni fino al rifugio sotterraneo indicato dalla strana bussola donatagli da Prashant.

L’automa di evidente fattura Sebarian ha tolto ogni suo dubbio riguardo al fatto che suo padre sta cercando di dirgli qualcosa, ma più gli indizi si fanno chiari, più per le Sentinelle le cose si fanno confuse.

Dove porterà questa catena di indizi? Siamo a un passo dalla risoluzione dell’enigma!

## Dietro ai microfoni

**Fabio Airoldi** as "Mako"
**Daniele Civelli** as "Endrigo"
**Alice Luidelli** as "Arjuna"
**Emanuele Segato** as "Danpa"
**Claudio Serena** as "Prashant"
Alla regia: **Claudio Pustorino**
Boris (SCP-000)

**Item #:** SCP-000

**Object Class:** Borealis

**Special Containment Procedures:** Boris cannot currently be contained on-site by the foundation. Instead, the 2000km soft-exclusion zone 'Boris' Wall' was established around the M6 in 2001, alerting foundation personnel to Boris' current whereabouts as well as any disappearances. The foundation's military assets are primed to be mobilised within ten minutes of any reports of Boris' absence from the M6 in order to prevent a Class-XCU Random Boris Event-related catastrophe.

No personnel are allowed within 500m of Boris' exact position. If Boris attempts to communicate with foundation assets, personnel are allowed to make brief conversation, but are forbidden from answering any questions relating to [NUMBER 79] and must especially refrain from accepting Boris' offer of a cigarette. Personnel assigned to Task Force 079 "The Boris Boys" are to carry no less than three packs of Benson and Hedges cigarettes on their person at all times. Refusing to comply with Boris' request for a pack of cigarettes will result in [REDACTED].

**Description:** "Boris" (real name unknown) is a 5'9" British male who appears to be in his early 20s. Close examination of ancient fossilised cigarette butts imply that Boris has existed for at least [REDACTED] years, consequently making him the oldest living creature on the planet. Despite having the appearance of the average British male, a certain amount of anomalies have been recorded surrounding Boris' physiology. Some of these include an estimated weight of around 10,000 tons, a recorded ionised radiation emission rate of 7000msv/h, and a supercriticality yield of [REDACTED] megatons.

Boris displays an unusual attraction to the stock market, and especially focuses on the price of [NUMBER 79]. Recorded instances of Boris' power being exerted shows that he seems to gain power as his possession of [NUMBER 79] increases. While high-powered X-ray scans have proven useless in studying Boris' internal organs, information disclosed to the foundation by an unknown organisation named the 'UWG' claim that Boris houses a prototype RDS-46 nuclear reactor attached to his heart. The purpose of this reactor is unknown. However, huge emissions of radiation recorded in certain rural areas of the state of Israel show a remarkable similarity to the expected output of the Soviet RDS-46 warhead.

Boris is heavily implied to be allied with SCP-998, 'The Boy Who Saved Crypto', and appears to be displeased by any mention of as-of-yet unrecovered SCP subjects SCP-996 and SCP-997, colloquially known as the 'Bogdanoff Twins'. Boris' relation to the Bogdanoff's plans are unknown as of the time of writing.
Speciali e One-Shot

## Sommario

Speciali e One-Shot di SideQuest, lo spin-off ufficiale del primo Podcast di Liveplay di GDR italiano

## Gli episodi

* Giochi Pericolosi - Speciale di Natale 2017
* Il gioco si fa duro - Speciale Halloween 2018
* Feng Shui - Speciale di Natale 2018
* Sì Oscuro Babbo Natale - Speciale di Natale 2018
* Godspeed Inc - Speciale Being Human 1
* Grand Finale - Speciale Being Human 2
* Befana is Dead - Speciale Natale 2019