Earthworm Jim's Secret & Other Ash Adventures

**Earthworm Jim's Secret & Other Ash Adventures** is an Ash & Friends spoof to the September 2002 Thomas video entitled: Salty's Secret & Other Thomas Adventures. It is composed of the first six Season 6 episodes narrated by Alec Baldwin, plus one song.

## Description

* Do you want to know a secret? Earthworm Jim has a secret and all the other characters on YTV want to know what it is. Join Ash and Mel as they meet Earthworm Jim and discover the secret that Bumpty and Raphael are still trying to figure out. Welcome Captain Planet and watch as he proves that, even though he may look different, he's still a Really Useful Man, and share in the reunion of Steven and old friend, Malinda Doe.

New friends, new adventures, and new secrets - - - the journey begins here.

## Cast

1. Ash Ketchum as Thomas (Veronica Taylor)
2. Kevin Keene as Edward (Matt Hill)
3. Shaggy Rogers as Henry (Matthew Lillard)
4. Terry McGinnis as Gordon (Will Friedle)
5. Raimundo Pedrosa as James (Tom Kenny)
6. Alexander "Alex" O'Connell as Percy (Chris Marquette)
7. Jackie Chan as Toby (James Sie)
8. Bumpty The Penguin as Bill (Brianne Siddall)
9. Raphael The Raven as Ben (Phil LaMarr)
10. Captain Planet as Harvey (David Coburn)
11. Mel Blake as Mavis (Stephanie Morgenstern)
12. Earthworm Jim as Salty (Dan Castellaneta)
13. Beedrill as Troublesome Trucks
14. Sonic The Hedgehog as Bertie (Jason Griffith)
15. Malinda Doe as Elizabeth (Jocelyne Loewen)
16. Superman as Harold (Tim Daily)
17. King Bowser Koopa as Cranky (Harvey Atkin)
18. Steven Ketchum as Sir Topham Hatt (Dan Green)
19. Seymour as Cyril The Fogman (Maddie Blaustein)
20. Suzy as Annie (Megan Hollingshead)
21. Pietra as Clarabel (Carol Jacobanis)
22. Princess Kitana as Henrietta (Cree Summer)
23. Virgil Hawkins as Duck (Phil LaMarr)
24. Ozzy Jones as Donald (Phil LaMarr)
25. Freakazoid as Terence (Paul Rugg)
26. Heathcliff as Trevor (Mel Blanc)
27. Maggie Matsumoto as The Refreshment Lady (Nicole Oliver)
28. Lance Alvers as Bulgy (Christopher Grey)

## Episodes

1. Earthworm Jim's Secret
2. Captain Planet To The Rescue
3. No Sleep For Bowser
4. The Fogman
5. A Bad Day For Superman
6. Malinda Doe

## Song

1. Raimundo The Really Splendid Xiaolin Monk

## Transcript

### Earthworm Jim's Secret

* Alec Baldwin: All the characters on the land of YTV love their work. But sometimes there was too much work. That's what Steven brings new characters to the island. Earthworm Jim is one of these characters. He loves to tell tales of the sea.
* Jim: We heave until the old favor quite the tide. Arrgh, it's good to be useful.
* Alec Baldwin: Jim was excited about coming to the land of YTV. Islands are surrounded by the sea. Jim loves the sea. Soon Jim arrived at his new job.
* Jim: Ahoy, mateys. Jim, pride of the seven seas. I'm the new diesel and I'm here to give you some help.
* Alec Baldwin: Bumpty and Raphael didn't think they needed any help, especially from a diesel.
* Mel: Welcome to Center Island Quarry.
* Alec Baldwin: Mel said proudly. Jim looked all around. Everywhere he looked, he saw nothing but rocks.
* Jim: A quarry?!
* Alec Baldwin: He cried.
* Jim: There must be some mistake. I'm a dockyard diesel.
* Mel: You're a quarry diesel now.
* Alec Baldwin: Mel said. And she explained that they had to complete an important job for Steven. Jim was sad that he wouldn't be working by the sea. But he knew what it meant to be a really useful engine and he sent to work at once.
* Jim: Ah well.
* Alec Baldwin: Jim said.
* Jim: At least they're be Beedrill.
* Mel: You better mind them.
* Alec Baldwin: Mel said.
* Mel: They can be a bother.
* Bumpty: He won't last five minutes.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Bumpty.
* Raphael: Those Beedrill will trip him up soon enough.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Raphael. But to Bumpty and Raphael surprised, the Beedrill seem to give Jim no trouble at all.
* Jim: Yo-ho-ho and the bucket of prawns the tiller spins and the captain yawns. Yo-ho-ho and the bucket of prawns the tiller spins.
* Alec Baldwin: Sang Jim.
* Beedrill: And the captain yawns.
* Alec Baldwin: Sang the Beedrill. Thanks to Jim, Steven's important job was almost done. Bumpty and Raphael were surprised and a little jealous.
* Raphael: Here comes Mr. Show Off.
* Alec Baldwin: Grouched Raphael.
* Mel: You have to admit he's got a neck with those Beedrill.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Mel.
* Bumpty: Driver says he'll board the boats off his stories.
* Alec Baldwin: Huffed Bumpty. But Jim didn't say a word. He didn't come near the shed. Mel was worried. She rolled along side and asked him what he was doing on his own.
* Jim: Oh I thought I might I catch a bit of sea breeze.
* Mel: You really miss the sea, don't you?
* Alec Baldwin: Asked Mel.
* Jim: Aye.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Jim.
* Jim: I do.
* Alec Baldwin: But Jim knew the quarry work was important. The next day he tried to show Bumpty and Raphael his secret with the trucks.
* Jim: I like working to a musical rhythm.
* Alec Baldwin: He said.
* Jim: And so did the Beedrill. Why don't you give it a try, me harties?
* Bumpty: Here we go, here we go, here we go.
* Raphael: No we don't, no we don't, no we don't don't don't.
* Alec Baldwin: But try as they might, Bumpty and Raphael could not move the Beedrill the way Jim could. Later that day, Steven came to the quarry. He was surprised the job had been completed.
* Steven: Well done.
* Mel: It was Jim.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Mel.
* Mel: We couldn't have done it without him.
* Steven: Then I've got a bigger job for you, Jim.
* Jim: Aye-aye, Sir. What kind of quarry is it?
* Steven: Quarry?
* Alec Baldwin: Said Steven.
* Steven: I'm sending you to Brendam Docks.
* Jim: The docks!
* Alec Baldwin: Jim explained.
* Jim: The docks are hard by the sea! Oh thank you Sir!
* Alec Baldwin: He said.
* Jim: This reminds me of the time in bimini.
* Alec Baldwin: And Jim was telling stories again. Jim loves Brendam Docks. He gets more work done then three characters and feels really useful. And only the Beedrill know his secrets.
* Jim: Yo-ho-ho and the bucket of prawns the tiller spins and the captain yawns.

### Captain Planet To The Rescue

* Alec Baldwin: The characters on Steven's town love the Cartoon University. There's always lots of work to keep them busy. And they enjoyed seeing new arrivals onto the land of YTV. An exciting new arrival was an character King Bowser Koopa was unloading. It was heavy.
* Bowser: This makes my chain ache.
* Alec Baldwin: Groaned Bowser.
* Steven: This is Captain Planet.
* Alec Baldwin: Steven said proudly. The other characters thought Planet look strange. Planet was happy to be on the ground. He didn't like dangling from Bowser's arm at all.
* Steven: These gentlemen are The Railway Board.
* Alec Baldwin: Steven said.
* Steven: Tomorrow, Planet will give them a demonstration. If it goes well, he will join the railway.
* Alex: What's a Dimurstation?
* Ash: Demonstration.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Ash.
* Ash: Is when you show off what you can do.
* Sonic: Like when Ash and I have a race.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Sonic.
* Sonic: Vroom! Vroom!
* Alec Baldwin: That evening, Ash had just returned from a hard day's work. He saw Planet parked near the sheds. Planet could hear the other characters talking about him. This made him sad.
* Shaggy: Planet's different.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Shaggy.
* Kevin: He doesn't even look like a character.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Kevin.
* Terry: Surely Steven won't let him pull coaches.
* Alec Baldwin: Sniffed Terry.
* Raimundo: He's just Bowser On Wheels.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Raimundo.
* Alex: He's not taking my mail.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Alex. Ash felt sorry for Planet.
* Ash: Don't worry. Sometimes it takes time to make new friends.
* Alec Baldwin: Planet wasn't sure he wanted to stay when no one wanted him. The next morning, Steven sent the characters off to a useful day's work.
* Planet: Maybe might coming here wasn't a good idea, sir.
* Alec Baldwin: Planet chuffed sadly.
* Steven: Nonsence.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Steven.
* Planet: But the characters don't like me. I'm too different.
* Steven: Different is what makes you special.
* Alec Baldwin: And that made Planet feel better. Out on the branch line, Alex was having trouble with the Beedrill.
* Beedrill: Faster we go, faster we go. Pull him along, don't let him slow.
* Alex: Help!
* Alec Baldwin: Cried Alex. His driver applied the brakes, but it was too late. He went off the rails at Lance's bridge. Luckily, no one was hurt. Sonic arrived and was pleased Alex was all right. But he was also very cross.
* Sonic: You blocked the road!
* Alec Baldwin: Sonic snapped. He was worried he wouldn't get the gentlemen of the railway board to the demonstration on time. When Steven heard the news, he went straight to Planet.
* Steven: I need you to rescue one of my characters.
* Planet: I'll do my best, sir.
* Alec Baldwin: Planet said bravely and he set off at once. Planet soon arrived and set to work.
* (Planet lifts Alex back on the rails)
* Alec Baldwin: In no time, Alex was back on the tracks. The gentlemen of the railway board were very impressed.
* Steven: That was the demonstration of all. The gentlemen of the railway board have decided you shall join the railway.
* Planet: Oh, thank you, sir.
* Alec Baldwin: Planet said proudly. That night, Planet heard the characters talking again. This time it was different.
* Terry: Well done, Planet.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Terry.
* Raimundo: Very useful.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Raimundo.
* Alex: You can take my mail.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Alex.
* Ash: You see.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Ash.
* Ash: Different can be good.
* Alec Baldwin: All the characters agreed.
* Characters: Welcome to the YTV Railway!
* Alec Baldwin: They called. Planet smiled happily.

### No Sleep For Bowser

* Alec Baldwin: The Cartoon University is one of the busiest schools on all of the land of YTV. It's where students and teachers alike are busy day and night, every day of the year. But poor King Bowser Koopa never gets a nap. He never gets to sleep early, he works all the time and his only company are the gulls that settle on his arm. So Bowser is always cranky.
* Jim: Ahoy there, Bowser.
* Alec Baldwin: Cried Jim.
* Bowser: Where have you been!?
* Alec Baldwin: Snapped Bowser.
* Jim: And a good day to you capn.
* Alec Baldwin: Bumpty and Raphael arrive for work full of mischief.
* Bowser: Hurry up!
* Alec Baldwin: Snapped Bowser.
* Bowser: I haven't got all day.
* Bumpty: You're no fun.
* Alec Baldwin: Grumbled Bumpty.
* Bowser: You wouldn't be fun if you were stuck up here.
* Alec Baldwin: Snapped Bowser.
* Bumpty: So that's why you're cranky.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Bumpty.
* Raphael: You're lonely.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Raphael.
* Bowser: I'm not!
* Alec Baldwin: Bowser cranked.
* Jim: So it's company you'd be needing.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Jim.
* Jim: Reminds me of a lonely old bank's lighthouse keeper.
* Bowser: Not another one of your stories.
* Alec Baldwin: Cried Bowser.
* Bumpty and Raphael: Oh please, Jim.
* Alec Baldwin: They chimed.
* Bumpty and Raphael: We've never heard it.
* Jim: Twas in the middle of the wee naughty storm.
* Alec Baldwin: Jim began.
* Jim: The likes of which he sees of once in a lifetime.
* Alec Baldwin: This made Bowser very cranky. So cranky that he swung his arm around and dropped the pipes onto the tracks instead of the Beedrill.
* Bowser: Whuh-oh!
* Alec Baldwin: Said Bowser meekly.
* Jim: You've blown the main down, matey.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Jim. The characters were trapped.
* Bumpty and Raphael: You're gonna get into trouble.
* Alec Baldwin: Sang Bumpty and Raphael. Steven was in his office being measured for his new suit. When he heard the news, he left inmediately for the docks. Steven knew that any delay at the docks could cause trouble.
* Steven: You had made a terrible mess, Bowser.
* Alec Baldwin: He said sternly.
* Bowser: I'm sorry, sir.
* Alec Baldwin: Bowser whispered.
* Bowser: You characters will have to stay here tonight until Planet clears up this mess in the morning.
* Alec Baldwin: Bowser's heart sank as Jim uttered those faithful words.
* Jim: It reminds me of a story. It was a bitter cold winter. The brave little ship was stuck until the ice melted the next spring. He barely made it round the cape after a hundred scary days at sea without a scratch. He sailed into port and crashed his bout in 50 feet from my buffers. Luckily no one was hurt.
* Bowser: Except my ears.
* Alec Baldwin: Wailed Bowser. Jim spent all night telling tales of powerful storms, daring rescues and brave little ships. And when the sun rose, he was still talking and talking and talking.
* Bowser: I can't take anymore.
* Alec Baldwin: Groaned Bowser. Captain Planet arrived.
* Planet: Steven sent me to help clear away this mess.
* Alec Baldwin: He puffed proudly. Bowser was so pleased the characters will be going soon, he forgot to be cranky.
* Bowser: I'll never misbehave again.
* Alec Baldwin: He promised.
* Bowser: As long as I don't have to listen to anymore of Jim's stories.
* Alec Baldwin: And after Jim and the workmen had cleared the wreckage, Bowser worked hard all day. He carefully loaded the Beedrill, helped speed the characters on their way and he said please and thank you.
* Ash: This is new.
* Alec Baldwin: Puffed Ash. But he had spoken too soon. Bowser couldn't help himself.
* Alex: It was nice while it lasted.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Alex. And all the characters laughed. But Bowser who was still cranky.

### The Fogman

* Alec Baldwin: It was winter on the land of YTV. The first fogs had begun to roll in from the sea. Ash, Suzy and Pietra like the quiet of the valley. But Ash must be careful of rocks that sometimes roll onto the path. Seymour the Scientist has a very important job. He puts detonators on the path to warn the characters when there's fog ahead.
* (Boom!)
* Ash: Oooh.
* Alec Baldwin: Shivered Ash as he ran over the detonator.
* Ash: That made my axles tingle.
* Ash's Driver: Seymour's done his job.
* Alec Baldwin: Said his driver.
* Ash's Driver: We better slow down. There's fog ahead.
* Ash: Thank you, Seymour.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Ash. That night at the sheds, Steven had something special to show the characters. It was very large and strange looking.
* Alex: What is it?
* Alec Baldwin: Asked Alex.
* Steven: It's a new invention, a railroad foghorn.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Steven.
* Steven: It warns you when there's fog ahead. Like this.
* (The foghorn begins to wail and bricks from the roof fall down into the floor then it turns off)
* Alex: That's loud!
* Alec Baldwin: Said Alex.
* Raimundo: Way too loud.
* Alec Baldwin: Huffed Raimundo.
* Terry: It sounds like a tugboat to me.
* Alec Baldwin: Grumbled Terry. Ash looked worried.
* Ash: What will Seymour do now?
* Alec Baldwin: He asked.
* Steven: It will begin in a much needed rest.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Steven.
* Steven: Besides, this new foghorn will be more reliable.
* Ash: Poor Seymour.
* Alec Baldwin: Whispered Ash.
* Ash: He's been scrapped.
* Alec Baldwin: The next day, Alex was cheerfully chuffing through Misty Valley when suddenly...
* (The foghorn wails again)
* Alex: Oh, Jeepers!
* Alec Baldwin: Exclaimed Alex.
* Alex: That foghorn is so loud it rattles my dome. It doesn't even make my axles tingle.
* Alex's Driver: Still, we better slow down.
* Alec Baldwin: Said his driver.
* Alex's Driver: There's fog ahead.
* Alec Baldwin: The foghorn had been so loud that it made the hillside shake. No sooner was Alex out of sight, when one rock fell, then another and another. Before long, the track was blocked and the foghorn was crushed. Not far away. Ash was puffing happily right on time.
* Ash: I can't see a thing!
* Alec Baldwin: Said Ash. And then before he could think of anything else...
* (Crash!)
* Ash: Bust my buffers!
* Alec Baldwin: Cried Ash.
* Ash: What happened to the foghorn?
* Ash's Driver: I don't know.
* Alec Baldwin: Said his driver.
* Ash's Driver: But at least nobody's been hurt.
* Ash's Fireman: Jackie will be coming down the line any minute.
* Alec Baldwin: Said his fireman.
* Ash: If there's no foghorn here...
* Alec Baldwin: Said Ash.
* Ash: He'll run into us.
* Voice: Leave it to me.
* Alec Baldwin: Called a voice from the fog.
* Ash: It's Seymour!
* Alec Baldwin: Said Ash.
* Ash: I hope he's in time.
* Alec Baldwin: Jackie and Princess Kitana were chuffing along. Jackie was looking forward for a well earned drink at the station when...
* (Boom!)
* Jackie: Fog detonators!
* Alec Baldwin: Puffed Jackie.
* Jackie's Driver: There must be fog ahead.
* Alec Baldwin: Said his driver.
* Jackie's Driver: We better slow down.
* Alec Baldwin: And just around the next bend, with his axles still tingling, Jackie was very glad they did. Otherwise, they would've crashed into Ash's wreck. Soon the tracks were cleared and Ash was back on the rails.
* Ash: If it hadn't been for Seymour...
* Alec Baldwin: Said Ash.
* Ash: Jackie might have had a worst accident than me.
* Steven: Instead of replacing Seymour with a foghorn...
* Alec Baldwin: Said Steven.
* Steven: We'll replace the foghorn with Seymour. You're cleary more reliable.
* Seymour: Thank you, sir.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Seymour.
* Jackie: And thank you.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Jackie.
* Ash: New inventions are all very well.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Ash.
* Alex: Well they don't make my axles tingle.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Alex.

### A Bad Day For Superman

* Alec Baldwin: Superman loves flying high. Up in a bright blue sky, over the land of YTV, he looks out for anyone in distress. Sometimes he delivers the mail. This made Alex very cross.
* Superman: The mail run is done. Is there anymore? I can deliver it for you in a jiff. That's what friends are for.
* Alex: Delivering the mail is an engine's job.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Alex bossily. Alex has many jobs but carrying the mail is his favorite. It makes him feel really useful. The next morning, Alex was happily pulling the mail train.
* Alex: Must be on time, must be on time.
* Alec Baldwin: He chuffed. But up ahead, there was trouble with the signal box. It was broken. The signal engineers did not notice how long it will take to fix. But Alex had to stop.
* Workman: It's not safe for characters to run without signals.
* Alec Baldwin: But Alex was very upset.
* Alex: I'm going to be late.
* Alec Baldwin: He wailed.
* Alex: And it's not even my goddamn fault.
* Alec Baldwin: Steven was in his office enjoying his toast and marmalade once he soon heard the news.
* Steven: Alex is stuck at a broken signal. Then Superman must take the mail.
* Alec Baldwin: Poor Alex was impatiently waiting and still upset. The last time he was held up the mail was given to Superman.
* Alex: It feels like I'm a really useless kid.
* Alec Baldwin: He sighed.
* Driver: Well, the mail must arrive right on time.
* Alec Baldwin: Said his driver. Suddenly they heard a familiar sound coming from above.
* Superman: Hello.
* Alec Baldwin: Called Superman.
* Superman: Steven says you really needed my help. That's what friends are for.
* Alex: Oh, no.
* Alec Baldwin: Cried Alex. But Steven had made up his mind. There was nothing else Alex can do. Alex's driver helped load the mail bags into Superman's cargo net.
* Superman's Pilot: Maybe we should take the mail bags a few at a time.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Superman's pilot.
* Superman's Pilot: They're pretty heavy.
* Superman: I'll have to make way too many trips that way I'd be as slow as Alex.
* Alec Baldwin: And so they loaded all the mail into Superman's net at once and the engineer continued to work on the signal. Just as they finished loading a signal engineer cried out.
* Signal Engineer: It's fixed.
* Alec Baldwin: He shouted.
* Alex: Wait, Superman!
* Alec Baldwin: Said Alex.
* Alex: I'm ready to get going!
* Alec Baldwin: But it was too fucking late. Superman had already taken off. Alex watched the mail disappear. He was most upset. But then there was trouble.
* Superman's Pilot: Watch out for those trees, Superman!
* Alec Baldwin: Sighed his pilot.
* Superman: My net is too heavy!
* Alec Baldwin: Squealed Superman.
* Alex: Superman is in trouble!
* Alec Baldwin: Alex cried.
* Alex: We must try to help him.
* Alec Baldwin: But it was too late.
* (Superman falls into a haystack)
* (Alex races to Superman's rescue)
* Alex: Are you all right?
* Alec Baldwin: Called Alex.
* Superman: Just get someone else to put me out of this haystack!
* Alec Baldwin: Sputtered Superman. And Alex did as fast as he could. The next day, Superman's engine was fixed and he was flying again. Alex was very pleased to see him.
* Alex: Want to take the mail, Superman?
* Alec Baldwin: Alex teased.
* Alex: I'll stand by with the rescue team.
* Alec Baldwin: All the characters hooted and Superman hovered so low that only Alex could hear.
* Superman: Thanks for getting to pull me out that haystack, my friend.
* Alec Baldwin: He said.
* Alex: That's all right.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Alex.
* Alex: That's what friends are for.

### Malinda Doe

* Alec Baldwin: Ash Ketchum enjoys taking specials. Today, he was bringing a special to Brendam Docks. His load was to go onto the cargo ship. The ship was scheduled to depart at sundown. Ash had to get to the docks before then. But the load was very heavy. So Ash puffed as hard as he could. He pulled so hard he broke his coupling rods. He wasn't going anywhere.
* Ash: Oh, dear!
* Alec Baldwin: Ash said.
* Ash: I'll be late.
* Alec Baldwin: His driver saw an old shed near the track.
* Driver: If there's a telephone in there I could call for help.
* Alec Baldwin: He said.
* Ash: Hurry.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Ash.
* Ash: And be careful. It looks pretty spooky.
* Alec Baldwin: Just then a voice boomed from inside the shed.
* Malinda: Do you mind? I'm trying to sleep.
* Alec Baldwin: Ash hoped it wasn't a ghost, then his driver appeared.
* Ash: Is it a ghost?
* Alec Baldwin: Asked Ash nervously.
* Driver: It's a surprise.
* Alec Baldwin: His driver teased. Then the fireman took some of Ash's coal and headed off to the shed.
* Driver: She can get us to the fitter's yard.
* Alec Baldwin: His driver said.
* Fireman: If her boiler holds.
* Alec Baldwin: Added the fireman anxiously.
* Ash: What kind of surprise is that?
* Alec Baldwin: Ash wondered.
* Driver: Ash, meet Malinda.
* Alec Baldwin: Said his driver. At last the doors opened and out chuffed a dirty grimy girl.
* Malinda: So you're the little puffer that's broken down.
* Alec Baldwin: She sniffed. Ash was cross.
* Ash: And you're just an old girl.
* Alec Baldwin: He retorted.
* Malinda: That would be vintage girl.
* Alec Baldwin: Snapped Malinda.
* Malinda: And I haven't much time for your coupling rods.
* Alec Baldwin: The driver was concerned. Malinda was making awful grinding sounds.
* Driver: She's not built for hills.
* Alec Baldwin: He said anxiously.
* Driver: You're losing steam.
* Alec Baldwin: He called.
* Malinda: Just catching my breath.
* Alec Baldwin: Malinda chuffed. And finally, she made it. When Malinda returned with Ash's coupling rods, she was pleased with herself.
* Malinda: And next time don't be so careless.
* Alec Baldwin: She scolded. Ash thought Malinda was the rudest girl he ever met. But he was happy to get his new coupling rods. Ash made it to the docks just in time.
* Steven: What took you so long?
* Alec Baldwin: Said Steven. Ash told him about his broken coupling rods. He wanted to tell how rude Malinda was when she rolled up.
* Malinda: Oh, it's you.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Malinda looking down at Steven.
* Malinda: Have you learned to drive properly yet.
* Ash: She's in trouble now.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Ash to his driver.
* Steven: Malinda.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Steven fountly.
* Steven: My first girl. I thought you have been lost.
* Alec Baldwin: They were old friends. It was too much for Ash. Then Malinda told Steven how she'd been left in the shed for years. Steven had been so pleased Malinda had been found. He asked Jem Cole to restore her to her original beauty. And soon Malinda had a rich dark color with gleaming coach works.
* Steven: You're the grandest girl in the whole railway.
* Alec Baldwin: Steven said.
* Malinda: I know.
* Alec Baldwin: Said Malinda even more proudly. And Ash had to agreed she did look grand.

### Raimundo The Really Splendid Xiaolin Monk

* Children: (singing) He's a really splendid Xiaolin Monk, everybody knows, But he does go on and on and on, always telling us so! He is a splendid fellow, but he really is quite vain. Who do we mean?
* Girl: You got it!
* Children: Raimundo!
* (Conductor's whistle blows)
* Children: (singing) Take a look who's coming down the track, Make way for Raimundo, hooray for Raimundo. Shiny shiny paint with the jet-black stack, Make way for Raimundo, hooray for Raimundo. What it is for certain and we really should note.
* Girl: It's indisputable, but let's take a vote.
* Children: (singing) He's the really splendid Xiaolin Monk with the bright red coat. Raimundo, (ee-oh) He can brag all day - how fast he goes, How good he looks — he's such a pose. But what about the time he got covered in mud, Oh, what a dope, what a dud! But up and down the line you'll hear the others say, "Despite his vanity, he really is okay. Dependable, reliable, and seldom late, We all think Raimundo is great!" Speeding down the line like a lightning flash, Make way for Raimundo, hooray for Raimundo. Hang on to your hat as he whooshes past, Make way for Raimundo, hooray for Raimundo.
* Girl: He really knows how to stage a show.
* Boy: You gotta stand back and watch him go.
* Children: (singing) He's the really splendid Xiaolin Monk with the bright red coat.
* (Conductor's whistle blows)
* Children: Whoo! (singing) Look who's swaning it down the track. Make way for Raimundo, hooray for Raimundo. He never looks up, he never looks back, Make way for Raimundo, hooray for Raimundo. A tad conceited, and really quite vain, He knows we love him just the same. Take a look who's coming down the track, Make way for Raimundo, hooray for Raimundo. Shiny shiny paint with the jet-black stack. Make way for Raimundo, hooray for Raimundo. He's the really splendid monk, shiny, shiny monk. He's the really splendid monk, yep, that's our Raimundo.
* Man: That's Raimundo!