Church of Gor

The Church of Gor is one of the largest cults to exist in the history of Yata and Theia, with members all over both of the planets.

The Church of Gor is very mysterious, with followers exhibiting unusual properties. This mainly shows itself in the form of devout followers being to summon "*Fragments of Gor*" and control them. This comes alongside many other supernatural abilities utilised by followers.

## Departments

### Gamer Department

They make videogames for the Church of Gor. most notably Genshin Bimbact.

### Gobbledygook

The Gobbledygook Tribe is a primitive tribe on Theia which believes in Gorism.

### Legion of Gor

The Legion of Gor is a paramilitary lead by the higher ups by the Church of Gor. It was in charge of Bayern and controlled some areas of Yetia following its collapse.

### Sadists of Gor

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## Beliefs

### Heart of Gor

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### Ritual of Qa'akhra

The Ritual of Qa'akhra is a ritual to transport a Gor Nest. It proceeds as follows: 2 people are required. The Preacher and the Executioner. The Preacher is to chant the ritualistic songs and give instructions to the Executioner, who is to do the physical actions of the Ritual under the Preacher's instructions.

The ritual begins by the Preacher chanting EVOKE! 6 times. then to say Summon. then the Preacher begins giving instructions. The Executioner must first soften up the nest, which requires it to absorb liquid. This is done in the form of the Executioner's own blood. Then they must put the Origin of the Sprout at the highest point of the nest. Then they must plant the Splonkjs. then put 3 plant pots down, and first plant is Marijuana which will due to the effects of th enest instantly grow. Then the Greater Yetian Empire must be planted, and finally Obamium will be planet in the third. then you put the Soul of anyone called Rodriguez into the same area as the Origin of the Sprout was placed, then drop 1 Kromer on the nest. Then the nest will glow very brightly, and become britle.

## The Tales of Gor

### First Sighting

The first sighting of Gor was on the year 26.12.2020, In which Peter sent a message saying "*GOR: WJAT GIOROA W\_FJ{ AF*". This may just seem like Peter's usual keyboard smashes however in this he uttered "GOR:" which implies that the following text was given to him directly from Gor himself.

### Prophet Scramp's missionary work

Following a seemingly generic series of events of events of Scramp, Gregory, Art and Elias moving from Yetia City to Mylonagrad to Suntar a revelation came to Scramp. Leading to them uttering the phrase "ຂ້າພະເຈົ້າມີຄວາມລົບກວນຫົກສິບກ່ຽວກັບການຫຼອກລວງທາງຂ້າງ" which when translated to english means "I have sixty distractions about side deception" in Lao. Following this the name was uttered.... "Gor". Following this Scramp summoned a Fragment of Gor and transformed it into Void Virus, destined to sprout into a infection of Gor. Scramp gave this to Gregory, trusting them to nurture and let it sprout, also giving some to Elias and holding a competition on who could plant the most Seed of Gor. Gregory won this, achieving Scramp's bank account. leading to a Localised Gor Nest to spawn. This confused Gregory, because he was not a follower of Gor. Not yet.. Gregory wished to transport the sprout somewhere else. to do this they must envoke their Inner Gor and perform the Ritual of Qa'akhra. which Gregory did. Following this Gregory destroyed every bit of the nest unleashing Rodriguez's soul. This caused Gregory to become inflicted with Gor, leading to a future in which they may become a follower, as due to the releasing of Rodriguez the nest had moved into their mind. Scramp then unleashed the knowlege to Gregory that they must atone for their sins to Gor, revealing that Scramp had also been like Gregory, destroying a nest and then going to the heavenly court for it. Following th ecourt case Scramp was called a "Dingbat" by Gor turning Scramp into a cultist and a opium addict. Scramp then said the final words they would say in their reality. following this evberyone felt nauseous, bllinking through the deeper layers of conciousness into the realm of Gor. Level 50. the Heaven of Gorists. they traversed in the eternal shadows, trying to avoid waking up It. Elias then decided to remove the eternal shadows, ending the darkness around them. Causing the ANCHORS to manifest. they then found Art again, begging to aid in their escape from the Gorscape but this failed. Elias then knocked Scramp over. Leading to IT waking up. Thousands of anchors begin manifesting and earthquakes reigned until they entered the Chapel of Gor. after this point the scrolls become a incoherant mess of ink splotches.

### Bayern

Bayern was a Yetian Warlord following the Yetian Famine. Shortly after forming various operatives of the Church of Gor took over the nation and it became the world's first Gorist Theocracy. It was successful in taking over Österreich however was defeated by Vedaburg.

### Peter Babbles

"*I will ressurect him one day in the name of gor!! And no one can stop me from discriminating against african..... cheese makers in former yugoslavia! However they cannot survive as they will melt in the sight of Hatsune Miku*"

### The McRooms

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