Let's Play KING OF TOKYO

## ★ ADAM'S CHALKBOARD ★

**Let's Play KING OF TOKYO** is a video in the Board Game Club series.

"*Who's this channel for?*"
―Adam
## Notable moments

* The first rule of Board Game Club is "he's a monster from the 90s - he's been working out".
* Who is going to *put the K.O. in Tokyo*?
* Tom and the hellos - he never disappoints. "I'm saving my A material for later." Then of course Jon, Laurie and Rosie get in on the act and Adam resorts to "I hate it here."
* Rosie's not onboard for an afternoon of dragon noises up in her face. Her monster has some sort of rocket/arse combination we shouldn't question too deeply.
* Jon's has three eyes, two dicks and a partridge in a pear tree.
* Rosie: "Why are we at dick jokes already? Can we please just zip it?" The howls of outrage from round the table are fair, that's a bit rich from her.
* Sullivan's looks a bit like him, according to Tom.
* Luke really should be here. He likes Godzilla more than should be legal. It's also his birthday on the day of filming, but these heartless bastards did not have him in the game.
* Laurie runs away: "Fuck Tokyo!" Not the official stance of No Rolls Barred.
* Adam: "I don't know if I want to slap Rosie around just yet."
* Rosie's attempting to raise the tone, or possibly lower it. The cast are still unconvinced. Laurie: "Sorry, are you on the moral high ground, just to clear things up?... You're all over the fucking place!"
* Adam's impression sounds like a strangled cat. God alone knows what James just did to it.
* It's Sullivan's first day in front of a camera, apparently. He's done a ridiculously good roll though.
* Adam: "Am I piss going to yield! Bring it on! I'm bold and dumb!"
* Rosie's trying to deflect Tom, he's having none of it. Her and Adam are a terrible team. Jon is absolutely going to kill them.
* Laurie: "Good luck using that [card] when you're dead, son."
* What a dilemma - should Jon kill Rosie and Adam for the crime of smugness and attacking everyone else? Or should he take the victory points and heal? The smugness tips the balance but the dice are not on Jon's side. The smug twins run away.
* Rosie seems to have listened to the rules today.
* Hypocrisy abounds - Rosie's accusing them of being too rude, Laurie's accusing her of backseat (possibly backstreet) gaming.
* Singalonga NRB: 'Backstreet's back'. 'I'm a little dead boy'
* Laurie's right, we're hungry for puns.
* Adam: "Punch Sully in his stupid face!" Tom: "I like Sully's face. And his bionic eye."
* Joke of the Day! Tom is Sullivan's Tokyo Bae.
* Rosie doesn't want a pity blow.
* Laurie: "I'm going to take my 2 victory points aaaaaand pretend you're not there, Rosie."
* Tom wants to take Sullivan to Akihabara. Sullivan clearly has no idea what or where that is, but flails beautifully. He would do football there. He wants to take Tom to a J-league match. Tom has no idea what that is. They're so well matched, it's uncanny.
* Adam to Sullivan: "That's cos you do anything like that on holiday. You'd go to fucking space and be like 'where's the football?'"
* Did the shop Tom saw cater for Godzilla or sell Godzilla-themed stuff?
* Adam has confused blowing on dice for the act of marital procreation. Bless.
* Sullivan wanted to kill Adam - but that was only because everyone did. Jon does not want to kill Tom, which may be enough to protect Adam for a while.
* Sullivan's trying to head off a Jon unravelling - but even Jon can see that just makes him go faster.
* Rosie's spreading her blowing affections around.
* Jon's statistically unlikely complete roll is a magnificent thing! 10 points and 2 dicks! Laurie's going to make him do it again.
* Laurie killing Adam is not something he'll be taking personally.
* Rosie's betrayal comes as no surprise at all. Jon: "The most capricious person in the world - Rosie Nicks."
* Celebrations at Laurie's death. He's very cross.
* Jon: "I'll be coming for you if you don't kill me!" Tom: "You have no other option - everyone else is dead. You will be coming for me by default."
* The peer pressure is overwhelming - and effective on Jon. He should never have done that, it was stupid. Sullivan knows lots of words for that.
* Joke of the Day! Tom: "If one of these is a claw I'm gonna eat your dicks myself." There are yells of surprise and glee.
* Tom: "I'm not going to yield - I'm going to eat your bones."
* Joke of the Day! Tom's voice is kraken.
* Sullivan's not had the joke of the day yet. Adam: "Sullivan's not very funny."
* Tom: "If there's one thing that Adam loves, it's when people talk during admin, so please - continue Adam. Got anything else to say mate? Any crackers to pull out of your pocket? Any great bits of content to keep the fans happy? Huh? Or shall I do this?"
* Tom's going to eat Jon's dicks, we're wondering who this channel is for. Kids, right?
* More peer pressure - go for the King Roll, Jon!
* Joke of the Bay! Pier pressure, and not even in Tokyo bay! And that itself is Joke of the Day!
* And again, it's an inevitable failure. Jon's unravelling consists of dramatically removing his cardigan and throwing it over the table, making careful sure not to knock any of the game pieces over. And we get a kiss my grits!
* *Two Dicks, One Heart* - Jon's charity single.
* Tom: "You've got 2 dicks, I've got 2 heads. Gobble, gobble!"
* Tom is the King of Tokyo! Yeah baby.

## Talking Heads

Talking heads are available this episode.

## Trivia

* Game introduction and rules are presented by Laurie - Adam's still quarantining.
* This episode precedes our chalkboard, but the loss will later be recorded.
* An extended version of this episode is available on the No Rolls Barred Patreon.