The Unused Episode of David Muir

Has anyone know David Muir? According to Wikipedia, David Jason Muir is an American journalist and the anchor of ABC World News Tonight and co-anchor of the ABC News magazine 20/20, part of the news department of the ABC broadcast-television network, based in New York City. Muir previously served as the weekend anchor and primary substitute anchor on ABC's World News Tonight with Diane Sawyer succeeding her on September 1, 2014. At ABC News, Muir has won multiple Emmys and Edward R. Murrow awards for his national and international journalism.

According to the Tyndall Report, Muir's news reporting received the most airtime in 2012 and 2013. He has become one of the most visible journalists in America. As of 2019, World News Tonight with David Muir has become the most watched newscast in the United States. In 2013, TV Week called him one of the "12 to Watch in TV News". Muir was listed as one of People’s magazine's Sexiest Men Alive in 2014.

Sadly about a year ago, I got fired at ABC News for cussing out bullying david himself like a damn high school bully punk saying that he and Joe Biden sucks, annoyed a Good Morning America host George Stephanopoulos, making a mess with milk and coffee, and running around screaming "Nobody likes me!!!!????". It was most likely due to old age as I had worked here since 2008. Since I loved my job so much, I didn't wait every long before I went to look for a new job.

Unfortunately, money wasn't very good at the moment as I owed $50,000 to The Walt Disney Company and their CEO Bob Chapek. I know ABC News makes a lot of money.

About a week after I got fired, I went to my local Best Buy, and asked the manager if they could hire me. "Nah bro we got enough employees to work here" The manager said rudely like a fucking smart ass. Disappointed I turned to leave but I was stopped by the manager who told him that he had seen an elderly man selling DVDs in the alleyway just outside the store.

I thanked him for telling me this, and I made my way over to where the elderly guy was selling the discs. The guy looked a lot like Santa Christ from Nostalgia Critic. He looked at me and said, "hey wanna buy this DVD?" "Yes please! How much do you want for it?" I asked. "Take it for free!" The old guy proclaimed happily. "For free?" I asked like a confused person. "Hell no! I want Christmas Ham!" The old man yelled angrily. I was lucky enough to have some ham on me at the time so I gave him it. "Good, and now you can have the DVD along with the player itself." He handed me the DVD disc and a DVD player which was mint in the box. I thanked him profusely, and made my way out of the alleyway. As I left, I could hear the old man taking a shit in a trash can.

I entered my house, and unboxed the DVD player. I then got it set up, and made sure that it worked.

When I was sure that it worked. However, what was the disc you may be asking? Well dear reader that disc was none other than an burned blank DVD of ABC World News Tonight.

However, there was a little subtitle under the title which read, 'Unaired Cut.' I was excited to look at the unaired or unused footage that I have never seen before, and I was super stoked to watch a unaired episode of the program! I produced ABC World News Tonight, but now I had a unaired footage to go with it

The disc was a Marker drawing said “ABC World News Tonight” aside from the subtitle as well. However, it had a drawing of Tucker Carlson in his swimming trunks that looks like a underwear. I put the disc into my new DVD player, and sat down on the sofa with the remote placed firmly in my hands.

The film is presented as an unaired live footage from a news camcorder recovered by ABC News in the area "formerly known as Miami”, bearing a disclaimer stating multiple sightings of a case designated Serial-liath which was a mixed multi heads of mass shooters, terrorist, bombers and stalkers such as Eric Harris, Timothy McVeigh, Mohamed Atta, James Huberty, Brenda Ann Spencer, Eric Rudolph and Ricardo Lopez. And, it also has a Cloverfield Monster’s body as well.

The first footage shows David making his way to the Ocean View Hotel. There were no cars on the road, no pedestrians, there was no nothing. David was also not wearing his journalist clothes instead he was dressed in a underwear looking swimming trunks outfit like Tucker Carlson was wearing on the disc.

The time code is seen in the bottom center of the screen. David then call Gio Benitez telling him about him losing the drugs. Then it cuts to the boat with no one on it. David however acted completely normal like they were there. However, they popped in such as David was leaving with Diane Sawyer.

The footage then did some more weird chaos with cars being way too fucking slow even the sports cars drove like a snail and the people are moving like a sloth. The scenes were buggy too with the language constantly changing, people popping in and out of the scene, people who shouldn't even be in the scenes like Michael Eisner and Carl Azuz were shown.

Then the screen went to black for ten seconds long, and the music sounded like an speed up Ozzy Osbourne song with normal pitch.

Somehow, this is the part where David tries to kill Alex Jones. When David yells, "Alex, I've come to take over you business!" Like he normally did, Alex didn't say anything. He didn't laughed evily, and said, "David you really are a stupid mother fucker.” "What the hell?" David asked upon turning around to see a large group of Alex's henchmen with very powerful weapons like Sawn off shotguns, sub machine guns etc. "Fuck!!!!!" David yelled before getting gunned down very brutally by the henchmen. Then George Stephanopoulos came in and yelled, "it's time for the dinosaur dance!" He charged towards the henchmen with his sub machine only to get gunned down just like David had.

After George is killed, Alex tells his guys to clean the place up before the cops arrive. Suddenly, John Oliver came in, and asked Alex, "what was all that about man?" "Those stupid fuckers David and George." Alex muttered angrily. "Hey Alex I'm hungry how bout Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and green pea-ness and a chicken sammich at the KFC?" John asked while holding up a green peas and some food from KFC. "John..... that's just what I needed!" Alex proclaimed happily as the footage cut to black.

The second footage age shows David Muir making a report while a party was going on at a hotel room. However, David was now wearing his actual journalist clothes. David said “Hi, Welcome to World News Tonight. I’m David Muir back from the dead. And tonight I will be make a report on Democrats, Philippines, Japan and of course the-“ Then all of the sudden, a massive earthquake occurs, causing a brief citywide power outage; the local news reports a capsized oil tanker near Miami Beach. From the roof, the party-goers witness an explosion in the distance and flee as flaming debris flies in their direction.

As the party-goers leave the building, the severed body of the whale is hurled into the street in front of them. In the chaos, the cameraman records an creature that appears to be Serial-liath several blocks away collapsing the building. During the group's planned evacuation of Miami, the creature's tail destroys the bridge, killing Gio Benitez and dozens of other people. News reports show the Army National Guard’s 42nd Infantry Division attacking the monster. Smaller Parasite like one of them look terrifyingly like Dylan Klebold with 10 legs consisting of six spider-like, double jointed limbs and 4 "pincers" on the top and back of its body and have very large jaws, pale gray skin and multiple black eyes. They fall off its body and attack nearby pedestrians and soldiers. David listens to a phone message from George, in which he indicates he is trapped in his room at the hotel and unable to move. Going against the crowd, David, the cameraman, Diane, and Rob Marciano, venture into Midtown Miami to rescue George. By 3:17 a.m., they get caught in a battle between the creature and the Army National Guard, run into the subway, and are attacked by several of the parasites. While saving the cameraman, Rob is bitten by one of the creatures. The four escape the subway and enter a below ground mall where he begins to feel unwell. They are found by military and taken to a command center and a field hospital nearby. In reaction to being bitten, Rob begins bleeding from his eyes. He is forcibly taken into a tent, where he appears to explode. David, still intending on saving George, persuades one of the military leaders to let them go. He is then informed when the last evacuation helicopter will depart before the military executes its "Operation Hammer Down", which will destroy Miami in its entirety in order to kill the monster.

They travel to George's room building to discover it toppled on its side. After crossing roofs from the opposite building, the group finds him impaled on exposed rebar. If you don’t know what rebar is, is a bar that's used to reinforce and strengthen concrete under tension. They free him and make their way to the evacuation site at an commuter rail, where they encounter the creature again. Diane is first rushed into a departing marine corps helicopter to escape before the terminal is destroyed. Moments later, David, George, and the cameraman are taken away in a second helicopter and witness the creature being bombed. The bombing causes the creature to fall and success is assumed, but then it lunges out of the smoke, hitting the helicopter and causing it to crash in Miami, killing the pilot and everyone inside except David, George, and the cameraman.

Less than an hour later, a voice on the crashed helicopter's radio warns that the Hammer Down operation will begin in fifteen minutes. The three groups regain consciousness, and attempt to flee; The cameraman turns back to retrieve the camera when the creature suddenly appears and kills him. David and George grab the camera and take shelter under an arch as sirens blare, and the bombing starts. David had this to say “I don't know what it is. If you find this footage… if you watching this right now, then you probably know more about that thing than I do.” The bridge begins to crumble, and the camera is knocked out of David's hand and buried beneath rubble. I can hear the monster angry scream as if it’s dying as the nuclear bomb explodes ultimately killing the creature including David and George, the camera freezing up before the footage cuts to static for 10 seconds. Then after that, a fat guy from Matthew Shepards Fighting Words PSA Commercial appears screaming “That’s anticlimactic!”. Then, it shows Hagrid from Harry Potter finishing his roast beef. After he got finished eating his roast beef, he said “And, it’s a hoax.” Hagrid then rips an earth-shaking belch that goes on for 10 seconds, the footage fading out, effectively cutting his belch short. Then it showed a split-second picture of a black screen with Serial-liath’s red eyes.

I got pissed like a motherfucking race car.

I took the disc out of my DVD player, and bend the disc. No I'm being 100% serious. I bended so hard that the disc split itself in half.

I threw the disc in the trash, and made my way down to the alleyway where that old man sold me that disc. I walked up to him, and beat him to a pulp. I beat the ever loving shit out of him, and once I was done, I told him, "consider this a warning if you gave me a disc like this again. If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat? That’s it. I will strangle you to death!" I left the alleyway, and made my way back home where I got ready for bed.

I got into bed, and I saw that Tucker Carlson was in bed next to me. "You are in a quite a pickle." He said as we began making hot steamy waffles with syrup on them. We eventually became best friends, and got hired at Fox News. Also, every weekdays from now until the end of time, I produce shows like Tucker Carlson Tonight. After the show, we pray. What am I praying for you may be asking dear reader? I pray for the souls of Jesse Watters and Bret Baier.