TDI (First Drafts)

*List of all the original versions of the 12 episodes released of Total Drama Island*

## Episode 1

### *Opening*

*The island is seen from the distance. Cathy Munsch, who is currently drinking champagne, walks on the dock and greets the audience.*

**Cathy Munsch:** Hello, everyone! I'm Cathy Munsch but you probably already know me from *Scream Queens*, a show that also talked about my previous life as a dean in a university and poor bitches who got chased by a crazy serial killer. Anyway, I'm here as the host of this new reality show here in Wawanakwa, located near Hawaii. We are now here to await our 23 contestants, 10 males and 13 females who are going to compete to win a million dollars.

*Cathy drinks.*

**Cathy Munsch:** Seems like some of them have arrived!

*A yacht arrives and three people come out. It's Claire, Crim and Tom (former Hunger Games contestants and currently showrunners of the show of the same name). The audience cheers.*

**Claire:** This is gonna be great!

**Tom:** THEY TOLD ME THERE WAS A POOL WITH HOT MALE LIFEGUARDS, WHERE ARE THEY?!

**Crim:** I still can't believe we actually accepted this.

**Cathy Munsch:** *(smirks)* Of course you did, no one can resist at the call of one million dollars.

**Claire:** What are we supposed to do now?

**Cathy Munsch:** Wait for the other contestants. Oh, here there is another set!

*Another yacht arrives and a popular fashionista comes out.*

**Cathy Munsch:** Junko Enoshima! Welcome, it's a pleasure.

*Junko takes off her glasses and smiles.*

**Junko:** Same. I'm here to put some exciting despair in your hopeful lives!

*Junko notices Tom and screams. The boy does the same.*

**Junko:** TOM!

**Tom:** JUNKO!

*They hug, Junko also greets Claire and Crim.*

**Junko:** I can't believe we're all here together again! After that shit we've been through...

**Tom:** Ugh I know, that shit was so confusing but I hope we're in a team together!

*Another girl walks in, she has short black hair and is emotionless, carefully looking around her.*

**Cathy Munsch:** Welcome Mukuro Ikusaba, formerly known as the Ultimate Soldier and also Junko's twin!

**Junko:** *(smiles)* My sister and I are amazing!

**Mukuro:** ...... it's a pleasure.

*Suddenly, a tall man with a white uniform comes out and bows to Cathy Munsch.*

**Cathy Munsch:** *(laughs)* Kiyotaka Ishimaru, former Ultimate Moral Compass and soon-to-be Japan's Government employer... oh there's no need to bow down!

**Taka**: Always have to respect the elders and bosses, ma'am! I'll be grateful to contribute into this show and enjoy the ride to to the end!

**Junko:** *(rolls eyes)* Jeez Taka, you're always the same.

**Tom:** Honestly, it's admirable.

**Cathy Munsch:** And now say hi to our former Ultimate Biker Gang Leader, Mondo Owada!

*A tall muscular dude with a black coat walks in and smiles.*

**Mondo:** *(smirks)* It's a pleasure! The Crazy Diamonds believe in me!

**Claire:** Who the fuck is that

**Tom:** ....Sadly, there's no Shalissa to reply to that.

**Mondo:** It's a biker gang, umpf. I'm their leader.

**Taka:** *(smiles)* Bro is really awesome!

**Mondo:** *(smiles back)* Thank you, bro!

**Tom:** When are you going to kiss?

*Other two contestants come out the yacht. They're two boys.*

**Cathy Munsch:** You already know but this redhead right here is the famous baseball player Leon Kuwata!

**Leon:** Aye, it rocks to be here!

**Cathy Munsch:** And this charming boy right here is Chihiro Fujisaki, former Ultimate Programmer.

**Chihiro:** *(smiles)* I'll looking forward to do my best!

**Taka:** That's the spirit, Chihiro!

*Suddenly everyone hears a scream, it comes from the next yacht, who just arrived with other sets of contestants.*

**Mondo:** Wait, isn't she-

*A girl with short blonde hair screams at Leon's sight.*

**Leon:** Kanon?! What the fuck are you doing here?!

**Kanon:** I'M SO HAPPY I FOUND OUT YOU WERE HERE TOO! AAAAAAAH!

**Tom:** YES, DRAMA! Is she your fan number one?

**Leon:** She's my cousin.

**Cathy Munsch:** Um, ok... so say hi to Kanon Nakajima!

**Kanon:** I will win for you, Leo!

**Leon:** Haha, that's great!

**Kanon:** SQUEEEE!

*Suddenly, some hamsters attack Cathy Munsch, who scream.*

**Cathy Munsch:** THESE HAMSTERS, GUNDHAM TAKE THEM AWAY!

*A tall boy with a long purple scarf comes out and laughs.*

**Gundham:** HA HA! My Dark Devas of Destruction shall rule this wild island!

**Junko:** Oh my God, he's that crazy breeder.

**Tom:** Crazy?! I think he's awesome!

**Claire:** He totally fell for him.

**Gundham:** I am Gundham Tanaka, also known as The Forbidden! I shall win upon the challenges this wildness will offer me!

**Cathy Munsch:** Just. Take. Them. Away.

*A charming blonde girl arrives. Everyone gasps, it's the princess of Novoselic.*

**Cathy Munsch:** Our lady Sonia Nevermind, Ultimate Princess of Novoselic!

*Taka bows down.*

**Taka:** It's an honor to compete with you, my princess!

**Sonia:** Please, please, there's no need for all this formality! Treat me like a normal person.

*A guy with a green jumpsuit and pink hair follows Sonia.*

**Cathy Munsch:** Former Ultimate Mechanic, Kazuichi Soda!

**Kazuichi:** SONIA, I LOVE YOU!

**Sonia:** I'm sorry, you are?

*Gundham steps in and turns to Kazuichi.*

**Gundham:** CLOSE YOUR RATCHED MOUTH AND SPARE US FROM THIS PUNISHMENT!

**Kazuichi:** Dude, what the fuck are you saying?!

*Suddenly, someone plays an electronic guitar from inside the yacht. An energetic girl and a photographer come out.*

**Cathy Munsch:** Our former Ultimate Musician and famous singer and guitarist, Ibu-

**Ibuki:** Wait, wait! I-B-U-K-I M-I-O-D-A! Put it together and what do you get?

**Kanon:** Nikki Grahame's phone number?

**Ibuki:** IBUKI MIODA!

**Leon:** *(excited)* Your music rocks! I always wanted to become a musician too!

**Ibuki:** Thank you so much!

*Kanon looks at Leon and Ibuki with anger.*

**Cathy Munsch:** Well known as former Ultimate Photographer and because of her Twitter and Instagram accounts, Mahiru Koizumi!

**Crim:** I swear, I thought you were Chanty Binx for a second

**Mahiru:** Um... ok....

*The last yacht arrives with the remaining contestants. Someone is moaning.*

**Cathy Munsch:** Huh

**Mondo Owada:** What the fuck

*The person moans again. While the others laugh, the person comes out and is a blonde girl with a pink dress.*

**Cathy Munsch:** Our, um, moaning...? Ultimate Inventor, Miu Iruma!

**Miu:** FUCK YES, BITCHES. HERE I AM MAKING YALL CUM WITH MY PERFECT APPEARANCE AND GOLDEN BRAIN.

**Taka:** Please, no need to swear this much! I'm asking you to control your language!

*Miu raises her eyebrow.*

**Miu:** Who the fuck even are you? But jeez, you really excite me! Where is your big dick?!

*Taka doesn't know how to respond. Mondo steps in.*

**Mondo:** Hey, do as he said!

**Miu:** Oh my fucking God, you're even bigger than expected!

*Miu moans again and even louder than before. Suddenly, a girl appears and with a kick she throws Taka and Mondo into the water.*

**Chihiro:** Oh my, guys! Guys!

**Tenko:** Neo Aikido is always the answer against degenerate males!

*She turns to Miu.*

**Tenko:** I heard you screaming! Were they molesting you, Miu?!

**Miu:** No...

**Cathy Munsch:** Welcome to the Ultimate Aikido Master, Tenko Chabashira!

*Tenko turns to the camera and smiles.*

**Tenko:** I'm doing this for you, Himiko! I will defeat rusty males for you!

*Suddenly, a girl with a long skirt and dressed as a maid comes out.*

**Cathy Munsch:** Hello, Kirumi Tojo, Ultimate Maid!

**Kirumi:** I'm honoured to be here. May I ask, where are the dormitors?

**Cathy Munsch:** As if in a summer camp, there are the two houses with 14 beds each not too far away from here.

**Kirumi:** Thanks.

*Kirumi leaves and Cathy realizes her true intentions just a little later.*

**Cathy Munsch:** CAN SOMEONE FUCKING STOP HER, SHE'S GOING TO CLEAN ALL THE RUSTY ROOMS!

*She turns and finds a tall boy with green hair looking at her.*

**Cathy Munsch:** Oh, Rantaro Amami, I didn't know you arrived.

**Rantaro:** *(laughs)* This place seems fun and also all the people here are really funny.

**Tom:** I'm having a crisis right now.

**Crim:** *(rolls eyes)* Stop being turned on with all the males you see for fuck's sake.

**Tom:** Um, it's not my fault we're in heaven right now.

*Another blonde girl arrives, some of them already know her due to her popularity.*

**Miu:** Ew a basic.

**Kaede:** Um

**Cathy Munsch:** Ultimate Pianist is here, Kaede Akamatsu!

**Kaede:** *(smiles)* I will please everyone with my talent!

**Miu:** You're going to please everyone with your big sugartits, right?

**Kaede:** Please, stop.

**Leon:** Another musician, that's awesome!

*Kanon looks at Kaede with even more anger.*

**CONFESSIONAL** *(a bathroom)*

**Kanon:** So this is a confessional where I can share my thoughts, right? Ok so WHY THE FUCK THERE ARE SO MANY MUSICIAN GIRLS HERE CONSIDERING LEON LOVES MUSIC TOO AAAAAAAAAAH! I NEED TO KICK THEM OUT!

*Kanon gasps.*

**Kanon:** Oh shit, I hope Leon won't see this.

*One more yacht arrives with the last three contestants. Two of them are a girl with platinum blonde hair and a yellow coat comes in and raises her hands.*

**Angie:** Nyahaha! Good morning! Atua and I are happy of being here.

**Cathy Munsch:** Welcome to Angie Yonaga, the Ultimate Artist.

**Crim:** Omg, we have a bad history with someone called Angie.

**Mahiru:** I have seen your sculptures! I find them amazing!

**Angie:** Thank you! Atua helps me, I'm just his mere vessel.

*A short guy with purple hair screams towards the camera.*

**Kokichi:** *(smiles)* Momota! Here I am now, safe and sound!

**Cathy Munsch:** Say hi to Kokichi Oma, the-

**Kokichi Oma:** The Ultimate Supreme Leader himself!

**Kazuichi:** Yo, stop saying bullshit!

**Kokichi:** *(cries)* But that is true! I'm the leader of a secret evil organization with more than 10,000 members!

**Mondo:** No fucking way...

**Sonia:** But if it's secret, why did you say it on national television?

*Kokichi smirks.*

**Kokichi:** But you can trust me though?

**Kaede:** I'm confused.

**Miu:** *(rolls eyes)* As always, you dumb bitch.

**Tenko:** Please, Miu, stop!

*The other guy is tall with long black hair and his mouth covered by a balaclava.*

**Cathy Munsch:** And you're Korekiyo Shinguji, you're-

**Korekiyo:** I'm the Ultimate Anthropologist.

**Mukuro:** What is that about?

**Korekiyo:** Mainly folklore but preserving other customs too. Honestly, I find pretty exciting how traditions continue throughout genetrations and also gradually evolve.

**Cathy Munsch:** Huh, ok. And this is it!

*Cathy turns towards the camera.*

**Cathy Munsch:** Our 23 contestants will fight for the million dollars! Now, everyone gather towards the dormitories.

### *Dormitory Area*

*The 23 contestants are outside the camp houses. Cathy places them all together and decides the two teams.*

***Killer Bass** and **Screaming Gophers***

**CONFESSIONAL**

**Korekiyo:** I love this place. I really need to explore the forest out there some time. I want to know ALL about its customs and traditions, considering it's so close to Hawaii. Maybe Angie's house? Some plot twist in the distance? I don't even know, the possibilities are endless! Dear sis, if you're watching me, I just want you to know that I-

*Suddenly, someone knocks at the door really loud. It's Miu Iruma.*

**Miu:** YO, WHO IS IN THERE, I NEED TO SHIT!

**Korekiyo: ...a**s I was saying, I just want you to know that I-

**Miu:** OPEN THE DAMN DOOR, YOU SILENT BITCH!

**Korekiyo:** Why are you here when this isn't a bathroom normally used for human needs??

**Miu:** BECAUSE THIS IS THE CLOSEST PLACE!

*Korekiyo reluctanctly opens the door.*

**Miu:** Oh for fuck's sake, finally.

**Korekiyo:** As you wish...

*Korekiyo leaves and Miu almost pulls down her pants but covers the camera in the confessional first.*

*The teams split and they all gather at each camp house.*

### *Killer Bass Camp House*

*The 8 girls of the team are discussing.*

**Sonia:** Kirumi, I'm so happy you managed to clean all of this!

**Kirumi:** It's no problem, even though I feel like I went against the rules but it is my duty to clean a such misused place.

**Mukuro:** It's your talent, after all.

**Crim:** Ok bitches, I'm gonna be Head of Household.

**Claire:** Crim, this isn't Big Brother.

**Crim:** I don't care.

**Kaede:** Girls, we need to think about a strategy for the upcoming challenges.

**Angie:** Atua agrees!

**Miu:** As long as the other team bows down to me when the next challenge starts, I don't care.

**Mukuro:** We have to talk with the boys about the strategy too.

**Claire:** What are they even doing now?

**Miu:** Probably a dirty threesome.

*Meanwhile, in the boys room...*

**Kokichi:** Hehehe! So many beds! *(jumps up and down on the various beds)*

**Kazuichi:** And there are only 3 guys in this team.

**Mondo:** Why the fuck are you jumping on the bed like a litle kid?

**Kokichi:** Relax Mountain, a leader needs to have fun too!

**Mondo:** WHO DID YOU CALL A MOUNTAIN?!

*Kokichi laughs while Kazuichi restrains Mondo.*

**Kazuichi:** Yo, stop! Jeez, it's just the first day and we're already fighting. We need to stick together or we might get eliminated!

**Mondo:** Why don't you take a shower instead, dude?

**Kokichi:** Hahaha, Kazuichi smells!

**Kazuichi:** What the fuck?

*Cathy Munsch, who is watching the scene from the camera, rolls her eyes.*

### *Screaming Gophers Camp House*

*The girls are talking. Kanon is staring at Ibuki, who is currently playing her guitar.*

**Ibuki:** And this is one of my best!

**Tenko:** I'm really amazed by your talent!

**CONFESSIONAL**

**Ibuki:** Story of my life time! A man once told me that my face was so pretty that I could have been a dancer but I said "but I want to be a musician! I love music!" and he said "but you can also listen to music while dancing" and I said "but I want to totally live it and play something!" and he said "But you can come to me and learn to dance, I can teach things real good" and I was just creeped out and tried to run away but he kept chasing me until he was arrested because he was a local pedophile on the loose so they rewarded me with a guitar and I was just so happy I screamed so much that my aunt is deaf in her left ear now! Ha ha ha ha!

**Kanon:** *(annoyed)* But it shouldn't be too difficult to play a guitar.

**Ibuki:** Well, you do need practice and try not to mess up the keys because it isn't as easy as it looks, but anyone with training and patience can make it!

**Junko:** Wonderful speech!

**Mahiru:** Can I take a picture of your guitar?

**Ibuki:** Okie-dokie!

*Kanon grits her teeth.*

**CONFESSIONAL**

**Kanon:** I need to do something! Ibuki is trying to control the team and I just can't let that happen, if she becomes leader and becomes closer to Leon I will..... UGH! I need to kick her out as soon as possible if she keeps going on like this.

*Meanwhile, in the boys' dormitories...*

*Chihiro and Taka are talking on their own while Tom, Rantaro, Gundham and Leon are staring at Korekiyo, who just tied his hair to one of the beds and kept singing.*

**Leon:** Is he on fucking drugs?

**Rantaro:** Come on, it can't be that bad...

**Tom:** Is it his weird way to ask for a blowjob?

*Gundham turns to Tom.*

**Gundham:** Fool! How can you consider such things?

**Tom:** Um, I'll have you know some people are in some weird shit so when they want to do something they do some pretty weird stuff.

*Chihiro and Taka try to change the awkward conversation.*

**Chihiro:** Hey guys, what do you think is gonna be our first challenge?

**Taka:** I wonder if it's gonna be some kind of sport...

**Leon:** I hope so.

*Some time later, Cathy Munsch orders them to go to the highest peak of the island where the first challenge is going to take place.*

### *Cliff - Top - 1*

*On top of the cliff, the 2 teams are awaiting for Cathy Munsch, who just arrived with a brown haired girl.*

**Cathy Munsch:** Welcome everyone to the first challenge! I have with me the former Ultimate Swimming Pro, Aoi Asahina!

**Aoi:** HIIIIIIII! I'm here to monitor you guys for this aquatic challenge!

**Mahiru:** For God's sake...

**Angie:** Nyahaha! God is always by our side!

**Cathy:** You have to jump from this thousand-foot cliff and land on the safe zone. If the participant landed on the right spot, their team will gain two points. If they don't they will gain only one point. If they decide to leave the challenge and go to the beach, where the others will have to go if they jumped, the team will lose two points.

*Everyone complains.*

**Kaede:** But how can you expect us to jump from this high?! It's too dangerous!

**Cathy Munsch:** And that is why Miss Asahina is with us, to let you guys see that is very easy to do this.

**Mondo:** That's because she's a fucking champion in swimming!

**Aoi:** Come on guys! It's not that difficult, oh and the winning team will receive donuts! To eat with me!

*Aoi jumps and successfully lands on the right spot. Cathy and someone else clap.*

**Cathy Munsch:** See? There's nothing to worry about. And now, let the challenge begin!

*Korekiyo steps out.*

**Korekiyo:** I'm not doing this.

**Leon:** Come on dude, we're gonna start with fricking a number under zero.

**Korekiyo:** I won't risk my health because of this. Bye.

*Korekiyo leaves the challenge. The other grit their teeth.*

**Kirumi:** Actually, it's a fair fight now.

**Taka:** Well, true, we're 12 and you're 11...

**Miu:** Yeah, you cheating ass bitches!

*Kanon suddenly screams.*

**Kanon:** I WILL NOT LOSE THIS CHALLENGE BECAUSE WE HAVE -2 POINTS RIGHT NOW, I'M GOING TO JUMP AAAAAAH!

**Leon:** NO, KANON, WAIT!

**Kanon:** I'M DOING THIS FOR YOU, LEON!

*But it's too late, Kanon runs and jumps off the cliff. She also successfully lands on the right spot, managing to bring a tie in the two teams (0 vs 0)*

*The Screaming Gophers cheer and this triggers the Killer Bass.*

**Angie:** I have to do this, for God and for my team.

**Crim:** You go girl!

*Angie starts to run and jumps off too and it is as she is floating while reaching the water. She hits the right spot too.*

**CONFESSIONAL**

**Mondo:** How the fuck did she even manage to do that?! She was literally floating!

*Angie emerges from the water and laughs.*

**Angie:** Nyahaha, thank you God!

**Kanon:** Does your God even have a name?

**Angie:** Of course! He's Atua! Oh, seems like we have to reach the beach. Nyahaha byeonara!

*Angie leaves and is later followed by Kanon too, who doesn't know what to say.*

***Screaming Gophers [10 contestants left] 0 vs Killer Bass [10 contestants left] 2***

### *Cliff - Top - 2*

**Taka:** Ugh, we need to gain more points, I'm ready to go!

**Chihiro:** Are you sure?!

**Taka:** Of course. For the team's sake.

**Tenko:** Tenko agrees with the male scum, we are going!

*Tenko and Taka jump off, the latter not hitting the right spot while the former does.*

**Kaede:** That's bad, they're one point above us.

**Kokichi:** What do you suggest, Miss Akamatsu?

**Kaede:** Um, that someone has to jump!

**Crim:** I'll do it, God will give me the strength.

**Claire:** Crim, what the actual fuck.

**Crim:** SHUSH, GOD IS SPEAKING TO ME. AAAAAAAH!

*Crim runs and jumps off but doesn't hit the right spot.*

**Crim:** FUCKING SHIT TRIGGERED AAAAAH!

***Screaming Gophers [8 contestants left] 3 vs Killer Bass [9 contestants left] 3***

**Kokichi:** Mmh, someone should just jump now.

**Claire:** Kirumi and I will go.

**Kirumi:** Um...if I can ask, why?

**Claire:** Because I don't want to fucking lose? We already don't have an extra member to begin with?

**Kokichi:** Yes, that's the spirit! Nishishi!

**Mondo:** That's a weird ass laugh.

*Claire drags Kirumi and they both jump, but sadly they miss the right spot.*

**Sonia:** It shouldn't be this difficult, right?

**Kazuichi:** Miss Sonia, I will follow you through the depths of hell!

**Miu:** Why the fuck are you copying that weirdo from the other team?

*Sonia and Kazuichi jump and Sonia manages to hit the right spot while Kazuichi doesn't. Gundham watched everything and grits his teeth.*

**Gundham:** That demon tries to copy me and is molesting poor Sonia, I shall go.

**Tom:** Wait, I'm coming with you!

**Rantaro:** If you guys go, I'll go too.

*Tom is excited.*

**Tom:** WE SHOULD JUST GO AAAAAH!

*The three guys jump. Tom and Rantaro miss the spot while Gundham does. The Screaming Gophers cheer.*

***Screaming Gophers [5 contestants left] 7 vs Killer Bass [5 contestants left] 8***

**Rantaro:** Jeez, that's cold..

**Tom:** *(winks)* I can warm you up, if you want.

**Rantaro:** Huh, maybe we should go to the beach first...

**Tom:** YAY A NUDIST BEACH, LET'S GO!

**Rantaro:** No, that's not what I meant!

*At the top the Killer Bass are cheering.*

**Kaede:** Guys, that is amazing!

**Kokichi:** Do you think Mondo can lift me up and both jump?

**Mondo:** What the fuck are you saying?!

**Miu:** HA HA HA! I knew you were into gay shit!

**Mukuro:** Please...

**Mondo:** It's time to jump though...

*As Mondo prepares to jump, Kokichi jumps on his back and they both fall, missing the right spot.*

**Miu:** If Tsumugi was here, she would've said they were OTP.

**Kaede:** True..

*The Screaming Gophers are panicking.*

**Leon:** Kanon managed to do it so I should do the same!

**Mahiru:** I honestly like more to take pictures of places like this than living them..

**Ibuki:** Ibuki is full of energy now! She has reached the maximum power, it's time to jump!

**Mahiru:** Wait, you can't be serious!

**Junko:** Oh my Lord, just jump already.

*Junko pushes Mahiru off the cliff. The latter screams and is followed by Leon and Ibuki. Ibuki hits the right spot while the other two miss.*

**Ibuki:** Yahooo!

**Mahiru:** I can't believe she just pushed me off!

**Leon:** Yo, we can't deny it wasn't funny though.

*Suddenly, Ibuki is thrown into the water again. Mukuro decided to jump too and hit the right spot.*

***Screaming Gophers [2 contestants left] 11 vs Killer Bass [2 contestants left] 12***

**Cathy Munsch:** The challenge reached its peak! Only 4 contestants and 2 from each team! What is going to happen now?

**Kaede:** I think we should just jump all together now.

**Chihiro:** True, no need to be afraid now considering no one wants to leave.

**Junko:** Tom and Taka are waiting for us.

**Miu:** Ugh, I will get all wet.... not that it's a bad thing.

*Kaede rolls her eyes at Miu's statement and the 4 guys jump, leaving no one at the top.*

*The suspence is strong but no one manages to hit the right spot...*

**Cathy Munsch:** And the challenge is over! With 14 points against the 13 points of the opponent team, KILLER BASS win the challeneg!

*The Killer Bass cheer and Aoi greets them.*

**Aoi:** DONUTS FOR THE TEAM TONIGHT!

*They leave and suddenly Korekiyo arrives.*

**Korekiyo:** I finally made it, what did I miss?

*The Screaming Gophers look at him with anger.*

**Cathy Munsch:** Tonight, at the campfire ceremony, one of you will leave the island. Cast your votes in the confessional by 9 PM.

**CONFESSIONAL**

**Mahiru:** I should be mad at Junko for what she did to me but at least I managed to let my team gain at least a point, instead of someone else...

*Kanon violently votes, saying some gibberish.*

**Tom:** I should probably vote him but I wonder if Rantaro and Gundham will do the same...

**Korekiyo:** .....the team shouldn't have a person like her in the group.

*The rest of the team silently votes.*

### *Campfire Ceremony - Night*

*The Screaming Gophers are sit near the docks, waiting for the ceremony to start. Cathy Munsch arrives with a plate and 11 marshmallows.*

**Cathy Munsch:** Welcome to the campfire ceremony, Screaming Gophers. Tonight, one of you will leave the island by walking through the Dock of Shame. If you receive a marshmallow, you will be safe but if you don't, you will be eliminated. Now, let's start.

*Cathy Munsch gives the marshmallow to Gundham, Leon, Chihiro, Mahiru, Junko and Tom.*

**Tom:** Oh my Lord.

*The marshmallow is then given to Rantaro, Tenko and Taka.*

**Tom:** Phew.

*Kanon is irritated, Ibuki is shocked and Korekiyo is emotionless.*

**Cathy Munsch:** Kanon, you're safe.

*Kanon smirks and looks towards the two teammates.*

**Ibuki:** I'm confused.

**Korekiyo:** I have no words.

*A few seconds pass but the suspence is strong. Then...*

**Cathy Munsch:** Korekiyo, the tribe has spoken, you are forced to leave.

*Ibuki cheers as she eats her marshmallow. A display shows up and shows [Korekiyo - 10 votes] / [Ibuki -1 vote] / [Kanon - 1 vote].*

**Kanon:** Who the fuck dared to vote me?!

**Tenko:** It was probably some degenerate male.

**Ibuki:** Ibuki is shocked too!

*Korekiyo stands up.*

**Korekiyo:** I thought I was useful.

**Tom:** Bitch, why you always lyin'

**Junko:** Mmh oh mah Gawd

**Rantaro:** Useful? Because of you with started with -2 points!

**Korekiyo:** Meh, get over it.

**Leon:** Dude we totally will considering you're going away now.

**Korekiyo:** You'll probably lose now. Bye.

**Kanon:** Bye Felicia.

*Korekiyo walks through the Dock of Shame and leaves. From the woods near the campfire, we see two figures watching the scene. They're Kokichi and Kazuichi.*

**Kokichi:** Nishishi, interesting.

**Kazuichi:** Ok so can we leave now, Sonia is waiting for me.

**Kokichi:** Fine, the new alliance is formed now. We just need to convince Mondo into joining us.

**Kazuichi:** What is even the point of all of this.

**Kokichi:** Because the boys' alliance should live. If something happens and the team loses, we should eliminate one of these 3 people. Kaede Akamatsu, Angie Yonaga or Claire.

**Kazuichi:** What the fuck?!

*Kokichi smirks and laughs. The ending shows Cathy Munsch walking on the dock.*

**Cathy Munsch:** Stay tuned for the next episode! And let despair, drama and discord hit you! This is

TOTAL

DRAMA

ISLAND!

## Episode 2

### *Killer Bass Camp House - Morning*

*Kokichi and Kazuichi are talking, the others are away.*

**Kazuichi:** Ok so tell me about why do you want to eliminate these 3 chicks.

**Kokichi:** Um I want to eat now?

**Kazuichi:** Please tell me!

**Kokichi:** Ok so, Claire Ashbrook is the weakest link. Have you seen her death in *Hunger Games* ? She was killed by some basic and ended up 14th.

**Kazuichi:** Whoa, dude! Spoilers!

**Kokichi:** Kaede Akamatsu and her leadership thing is annoying and about Angie Yonaga.. she's pretty dangerous if she creates a cult or some shit.

*Kokichi gasps.*

**Kokichi:** Look!

*Kokichi points at the window. Claire is walking and is confused at Angie and Crim, who are sitting on the ground, meditating.*

**Claire:** Good morning?

**Crim:** Shut the fuck up, Claire. We're busy.

**Angie:** Atua says we need to meditate before breakfast! It helps our bodies to go through another day and also recharges them and make them able to eat properly!

**Claire:** I'm hungry so bye, see ya later.

*Claire heads towards the restaurant and Kazuichi and Kokichi exit the camp house.*

**Kokichi:** See? Crim is already her first victim.

**CONFESSIONAL**

*Angie is sitting on the toilet with crossed legs.*

**Angie:** Nyahaha! Crim and I are getting along pretty well, I'm so happy she seeks help in Atua too and he says that she's a beautiful person! How can you not agree?

### *Restaurant - Morning*

*The Screaming Gophers and Killer Bass sit on their respective tables. Miu laughs.*

**Miu:** HA HA HA! Here there are the members of the losing team!

**Rantaro:** *(frowns)* Please, shut up.

*Tom frowns at Miu.*

**Tom:** You heard him right? SHUT UP!

*Miu shivers.*

**Miu:** Nngh! No need to raise your voice like that!

*Junko rolls her eyes and stands up.*

**Junko:** I'm hungry, it's time for food.

*Junko goes towards the serving table but there is no one at the counter to ask.*

**Junko:** Hello?? I want food?? Is someone there??

*Suddenly, a woman in her 50s appears.*

**Belinda:** I'm Lunch Lady Belinda, how can I help you?

**Junko:** Hi, I would like-

**Belinda:** Wait, are you going to ask for French food?

**Junko:** Um... no?

*Lunch Lady Belinda is relieved.*

**Belinda:** Phew, thanks God.

*Angie laughs.*

**Angie:** Nyahaha! Thanks Atua!

**Belinda:** A few years ago I was an employer at Overland Park High School, it was such a mess in there and the students were just so annoying. *(cries)* But at least I had been able to meet Cameron Van Buren.

**Junko:** I'm sorry, I didn't ask for your private life. I just want food.

*Lunch Lady Belinda is annoyed but prepares the food nonetheless.*

**Leon:** Huh.. so what are you doing?

*Mahiru is taking a picture of her plate of food.*

**Mahiru:** I'm taking a picture for my Instagram account.

**Tom:** I fucking love your account.

**Tenko:** *(annoyed at Leon)* It's common knowledge that men are dumber than women.

*Kanon stares at Tenko while Kaede is watching everything from the other table.*

**CONFESSIONAL**

**Kaede:** Our team seems to go along pretty well compared to the other one... we need to keep on winning.

**Miu:** Where the fuck is Kirumi?

**Mukuro:** She said she wanted to clean the dormitories after we were all out.

**Sonia:** Her focus on her work should be admired!

**Kazuichi:** Agree!

**Angie:** Atua says Kirumi has been blessed!

**Crim:** Atua only speaks the truth!

*Kokichi smirks and Gundham stares at the scene, wordless.*

**CONFESSIONAL**

*Kirumi cleans the confessional.*

**Kirumi:** Dirty. Places. Are. A. Sin.

*Kirumi keeps on cleaning*

*Cathy Munsch enters the restaurant.*

**Cathy Munsch:** Today it's sport time! At 12:00 AM there will be a beach volley match on the beach. Each team has three hours to practice, a box full of volley balls has been gathered outside the dormitories. See ya later!

*As Cathy leaves, Claire stands up and screams.*

**Claire:** FUCK YES, VOLLEYBALL AAAAAH!

**Kanon:** What the fuck

*Ibuki gasps.*

**Ibuki:** It's as if a volleyball demon possessed her!

**Tom:** Oh right, volleyball has this collateral effect on Claire.

**Gundham:** Dark Devas! Free this poor victim from the depths of hell!

**Tom:** YAS DADDY!

*Sonia laughs at Gundham.*

**Sonia:** Your attempt is so cute! And also I love these hamsters.

**Gundham:** T-thanks...

*Gundham blushes but hides it with his purple scarf. Kazuichi looks at Sonia and cries.*

*Claire turns towards her team.*

**Claire:** I'm the leader so you're in my hands now, don't worry we're gonna be fine.

*Claire leaves.*

**Taka:** Come on team, it's time to practice!

**Chihiro:** Well said!

*Rantaro smirks.*

**Rantaro:** Not to sound too egocentric but I was one of the best volleyball players at school.

**Tom:** You should totally be leader now!

**Taka:** Agree, I'm looking forward to see your potential!

**CONFESSIONAL**

*Mondo is skeptical.*

**Mondo:** So it's Claire vs Rantaro... I honestly don't know what to think about this. I hope it turns out good even though I hate being against my bros..

**Claire:** So, want to know what happened to me, huh? Back in high school I almost became a professional volleyball player. A friend of mine called Brian, who I fell in love with, and I were the best in the school and when I got the offer of joining a professional team I had to decline due to an injury. I recovered now but became popular thanks to the *Hunger Games* so I can't fucking wait to play another match!

*Everyone leaves the restaurant and heads back to the dormitories.*

### *Dormitories Area - Outside*

*Taka has found the box and handles it to Rantaro.*

**Taka:** There it is, captain!

**Rantaro:** Fuck yes!

*Rantaro speaks to the team.*

**Rantaro:** Ok team, it's time to head to the beach!

*The Screaming Gophers leave. Claire is irritated as she doesn't find the box.*

**Claire:** Where the fuck is that?!

**Miu:** Someone probably stole it and masturbated themself with big balls!

**Mondo:** Jesus, that's fucked up...

**Kaede:** Please, Iruma, don't say things like that

**Sonia:** Where even is Kirumi? She skipped breakfast but it has been quite a while

*Suddenly, Kirumi appears.*

**Kirumi:** Good morning, did you enjoy your meal?

**Claire:** Where is the box full of balls?

**Kirumi:** I threw it away, why?

*The team gasps.*

**Claire:** That was part of the challenge...

**Kirumi:** Oh...

**Claire:** How are we supposed to practice now?!

**Angie:** God says to go to the other team and asks for a few balls!

**Crim:** I second this.

*Kokichi laughs.*

**Kokichi:** As if the other team would agree.

**Sonia:** Rantaro is in charge, maybe he will?

**Kazuichi:** That's a wonderful idea, Miss Sonia!

**Cathy Munsch:** Absolutely not.

*The team jumps at Cathy Munsch's sudden appearance.*

**Cathy Munsch:** Borrowing the other team's balls is absolutely forbidden. Did you lose them? Bad for you! No practice for the match, find yourselves something to do.

**CONFESSIONAL**

*Claire holds her head in despair.*

**Claire:** We're fucking ruined. I just have to hope that the others have played a match at least once.

**Sonia:** I shouldn't say this but I a little disappointed that we didn't get to go to the other team. I was really curious about how Gundham was doing....

*Sonia gasps.*

**Sonia:** He won't see this video, right?!

*Kazuichi cries.*

**Kazuichi:** Did I really just hear that?! MISS SONIA CAN'T LOVE GUNDHAM, JUST NO WAY!

### *Beach - Practice Time*

*Rantaro is supervising the rest of his team. Taka, Gundham and Leon are smashing, Chihiro and Tom are practicing the bagher while Tenko, Ibuki, Mahiru, Junko and Kanon are warming-up.*

**Junko:** Ugh I hate sports.

**Tenko:** I mainly stick to Neo Aikido but I have to admit volleyball is pretty fun!

**Leon:** Agree, even though I am a baseball player.

*Tenko is disguted.*

**Tenko:** Don't come near me, you filthy male.

*Kanon is annoyed at Tenko and smashes the ball towards her.*

**Tenko:** Hey, I missed it!

**Kanon:** Whoops, I'm so sorry

**Mahiru:** Hey Kanon, that was pretty strong...

**Rantaro:** That's awesome! Kanon, I will put you in attack

**Kanon:** Hehe, thanks!

*Kanon turns to Leon and smirks.*

**Kanon:** You're not the only one obsessed with sport now.

**Leon:** *(laughs)* I have to admit I didn't picture you as a volleyball player, or any sport in general.

**Kanon:** *(smiles)* I'm full of surprises!

*They keep on practicing until like half an hour before the match, so that everyone can get prepared properly.*

### *Beach - Match Time*

*The teams have gathered at the beach, on the volley field. Cathy Munsch and a boy are there.*

**Cathy Munsch:** Here we are at the volleyball match! Here I am with Brian Doherty, the professional volleyball player.

*The audience cheers and Claire gasps.*

**Brian:** *(smiles)* It's a pleasure to be here.

*Brian turns and smiles to Claire. Claire blushes.*

**Claire:** Hey Brian

**Brian:** Hey Claire

**Cathy Munsch:** No time for loving bullshit now, shall the team leaders decide the formation of their team.

***[Killer Bass]** Claire gathers her team.*

**Claire:** Ok so Mondo, Kazuichi and I will go in defense.

**Kazuichi:** Why?

**Claire:** Because you're tall.

*Claire turns to Mukuro.*

**Claire:** Mukuro, you're in attack. We need you to block as much as possible.

**Mukuro:** *(nods)* Understood.

**Angie:** Can I stay with Mukuro too?

**Claire:** Okay, if you want.

**Angie:** Nyahaha thanks!

**Crim:** I'm coming too.

**Claire:** No, Crim. You'll arrive on the second set. *(turns to Kaede)* You're joining Angie.

**Kaede:** Oh, fine.

*Crim snorts.*

***[Screaming Gophers]** Rantaro gathers his team.*

**Rantaro:** Tenko, Taka and me will stay in defense. Leon, you will go in attack.

**Taka:** As you say!

**Tenko:** Tenko doesn't want to be the only female to play with degenerate males!

*Kanon rolls her eyes but steps in.*

**Kanon:** *(winks)* I will go in attack too.

**Rantaro:** Okay and, Gundham, you're in attack too.

**Gundham:** Ha ha, we will beat those fools!

**Tom:** Beautiful decision!

**Rantaro:** Thanks and come on guys, WE CAN DO IT!

*The match begins.*

**CONFESSIONAL**

*Kokichi cries.*

**Kokichi:** WAAAAAAAH! Claire is so mean and didn't let me play because I'm not tall enough!

His *tears suddenly disappear and he smiles.*

**Kokichi:** Time to kick her out if we lose.

Killer Bass begins, the service is done by Claire. Tenko picks up the ball and is warming up between Leon and Kanon, who smashes it.

**Angie:** Nyahaha, that's mine!

*Angie picks up the ball and warms up to Mukuro, who warms up to Claire, who smashes it and Tenko barely misses it.*

**Claire:** Yaaasssss!

***KILLER BASS [1 - 0] SCREAMING GOPHERS***

**Tenko:** *(ashamed)* I'm really sorry, Tenko missed it.

**Kanon:** *(annoyed)* It was pretty close.

**Rantaro:** Hey Tenko, no need to worry, the set has just started!

**Tenko:** *(disgusted)* Don't come near me!

*Rantaro rolls his eyes as he gives the ball to Gundham, who makes the service.*

**Mondo:** MINE!

*Mondo picks up the ball and warms it to Kazuichi, who later gives it to Kaede.*

**Kaede:** Uggh... waaah!

*But Kaede misses it and the opponent team gains a point.*

**Kaede:** I'm really sorry!

**Claire:** ......it's ok, don't worry.

***KILLER BASS [1- 1] SCREAMING GOPHERS***

*Angie is doing the service and Leon picks up the ball and warms it up to Kanon and Rantaro, who smashes it. Claire picks it up and warms it up to Kazuichi and Mukuro, and manage to gain a point.*

***KILLER BASS [2 - 1] SCREAMING GOPHERS***

*Time later, the first set ends and Killer Bass wins. They celebrate as Claire changes the formation.*

**Kokichi:** Now it's time for me to play!

**Claire:** Fine, you will switch with Kaede and Crim.. *(smiles)* it's your time to shine, while Angie can rest.

**Crim:** Finally I can play now oh my fucking God

*Angie smiles at Crim*

**Angie:** Atua believes in you, Crim! I can hear his approval in your skills!

*Crim cries.*

**Crim:** That's amazing, thanks Atua!

*Claire turns around and snorts.*

**Claire:** Kirumi disappeared AGAIN

**Sonia:** She said she had to go to the bathroom

**Miu:** She couldn't resist at the sight of that hot guy, HA HA HA! *(points at Brian and Claire is annoyed)*

**Kirumi:** Did you miss me?

*Kirumi looked weirdly excited...*

**Claire:** Please, can you just stop disappearing?

**Kirumi:** I was just getting prepared for the match, I desire to play.

**Claire:** *(raises eyebrow)* I'm sorry but we're complete, you can rest.

*Kirumi frowns.*

**Kirumi:** IF I SAY THAT I WANT TO PLAY, I WANT TO PLAY!

*Kirumi pushes Kazuichi and puts herself in his place.*

**Kazuichi:** H-hey, that's rude!

**Claire:** What the fuck is your problem?

**Kirumi:** I didn't let my team practice, this is the least I can do.

**Claire:** Fine, let's see what you can do. You better play a good match, or you're going home tonight.

*Kirumi smirks.*

**Kirumi:** What the lady said.

*Meanwhile, the Screaming Gophers have seen everything.*

**Ibuki:** Holy crap, Kirumi and Claire were totally burning each other!

**Mahiru:** Even though Kirumi is the one at fault here...

**Tom:** I mean, Claire surely knows her shit...

**Rantaro:** Come on guys, we have to focus on this second set. *(turns to Kanon)* Kanon, you can rest. Chihiro, would you like to play?

**Chihiro:** Yes! Thanks!

**Kanon:** WHAT?! Why am I the only one who gets to go away?

**Rantaro:** Because-

**Kanon:** Are you implying that I am the cause of our loss?

**Junko:** Jeez, girl calm down

**Leon:** Kanon, that's not what Rantaro was implying

**Rantaro:** *(raises eyebrow)* Hey Kanon, lemme ask you a qustion.

*He comes closer to her.*

**Rantaro:** Are you on your period?

*Kanon blushes then screams.*

**Kanon:** NO, WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?!

*Suddenly, Miu steps in and frowns at Kanon.*

**Miu:** Yo, you fucking grizzly bear, can you shut up?

*Kanon prepares to slap her but is restrained by Leon and Gundham.*

**Gundham:** End this pointless fight right now.

*Miu leaves and Kanon sits down, away from everyone else and trying to tone down her anger.*

**CONFESSIONAL**

*Kanon screams.*

*Claire is sit and crosses her arms, annoyed.*

**Claire:** I honestly don't know who's worse between Kanon and Kirumi. Poor Tom.

**Tenko:** Tenko is sad at all these women who are creating drama, something like this is more of a male thing!

*The second match begins. Chihiro makes the service and as Mondo is preparing to catch the ball, Kirumi comes by and smashes it on the other team's field, gaining a point.*

***KILLER BASS [1 - 0] SCREAMING GOPHERS***

**Crim:** I'm impressed.

*Kirumi winks at Claire. Rantaro grits his teeth.*

*Taka makes the service and Crim catches the ball, warming it up to Claire and Mukuro, who tries to smash it but Leon is too fast and blocks it.*

***KILLER BASS [1 - 1] SCREAMING GOPHERS***

*The match continues and the Killer Bass and Screaming Gophers have a tie [17 - 17]*

*The team didn't expect Kirumi's sudden skills and as soon as she is making the service, by Claire's reluctance, Cathy Munsch screams.*

**Cathy Munsch:** THE MATCH IS OVER.

**Claire:** What the fuck?!

**Cathy Munsch:** I have received a phone call which says that all my energizers have disappeared from my lodge.

**Rantaro: ....a**nd where is the problem?

**Cathy Munsch:** One of you bitches stole them. You better talk.

**Kokichi:** Mmh, Kirumi did seem a little weird after the first set...

*Cathy Munsch comes closer to Kirumi and frowns. The girl bites her lip.*

**Cathy Munsch:** IT WAS YOU!

*Suddenly, Junko comes in.*

**Junko:** DING DING DING! Seems like you got it right, the culprit was Kirumi Tojo all along!

*The others are wordless at Junko's weird sudden action.*

**Junko:** I'm sorry, I had to do this...

**Cathy Munsch:** That's it. Killer Bass loses match and Miss Tojo is eliminated.

*The others gasp but Claire holds her head and screams in denial.*

**Claire:** NO, WE COULD'VE WON!

**Cathy Munsch:** Pack your things, you thief.

### *Campfire Ceremony - Night*

*Kirumi is leaving, mad and tears rolling down her cheeks.*

**Kokichi:** Aww, too bad it had to happen to Kirumi, I wanted Claire out!

**Claire:** Say this one more time and I'll make sure the next to go is gonna be you.

*Kokichi cries.*

**Kokichi:** WAAAAH, CLAIRE IS MEAN TO ME! BRIAN, SAVE ME!

*Brian was also present and didn't know what to say.*

**Claire:** I'm sorry this happened...

*Brian smiles.*

**Brian:** Hey it's ok. It's just a small loss and, promise me this, that you're going to win.

*Claire blushes.*

**Claire:** O-of course, and you promise me that you'll get stronger and more popular. I'm sure there are more agencies that look for athletes like you.

**Brian:** *(laughs)* And you also leak the third season of the *Hunger Games*, I totally need to know the details.

**Crim:** BUT THAT IS FREAKING TOP SECRET, SHE CAN'T DO THAT OR I'LL FIRE HER.

**Cathy Munsch:** Now Brian, to make Claire feel a little more despair, you can leave through the Dock of Shame too along with that ratched thief. It has been a pleasure.

*As Kirumi and Brian leave, Junko Enoshima is revealed to be watching the scene and giggles at what just happened. Suddenly, someone calls her.*

**Junko:** Hello?

*It's Lunch Lady Belinda.*

**Junko:** What the fuck.

**Lunch Lady Belinda:** I can't stop thinking about you.

**Junko:** Ew, creepy.

**Lunch Lady Belinda:** And that is why I have decided to let you under my protective wing. Because I want you to win....

.....

.....

Cameron Van Buren.

*The ending shows Cathy Munsch walking on the dock.*

**Cathy Munsch:**I'm sorry someone decided to play unfairly and didn't bring enough excitement for you at home... but stay tuned for the next episode! And let despair, drama and discord hit you! This is TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!

## Episode 3

### *Docks - Night*

*Junko is confused about what Lunch Lady Belinda just said.*

**Junko:** Are you on fucking drugs? I'm not Cameron Van Something.

**Lunch Lady Belinda:** I'm talking about queen Cameron Van Buren... that is right behind you.

*Junko turns behind her and a blonde woman with a fur coat steps in.*

**Cameron:** Hello, Creepy Lady Belinda and hello to you too, Junko Enoshima.

**Junko:** Um

**Cameron:** My plan is that I'm controlling everything from the shadows. I infiltrated Munsch's domain and now I'm here because I want the money.

*Lunch Lady Belinda blushes.*

**Lunch Lady Belinda:** M-me too!

**Cameron:** That is why we're going to use you as our source and let you win this game. What do you think? Will you join our alliance?

**Junko:** ...I'll think about that, now I would just like to go sleep.

**Cameron:** Fine, you have time till the next campfire ceremony. Sweet dreams, Enoshima.

*Junko leaves the awkward situation, as Cameron starts to laugh as a maniac and so does Belinda.*

**CONFESSIONAL**

*Junko is annoyed.*

**Junko:** What the fuck is up with creepy bitches that are obsessed with me? I know that I'm awesome and charming but this is just annoying. I would like to attract more males!

### *Near the forest - outside*

*Mahiru Koizumi is walking and taking pictures. Ibuki, Taka, Chihiro, Tom and Crim are following her.*

**Mahiru:** *(smiles)* Thank you guys for following me. I just feel like this is such a great place to take pictures.

**Tom:** We better take a selfie all together one time.

**Taka:** Koizumi, your pictures are very well welcomed in this environment!

**Chihiro:** *(smiles)* Now that you graduated, it's so weird for you not to say "school"!

**Taka:** *(blushes)* Hehe, right..

**Crim:** I heard you were a photographer for America's Next Sim Model?

*The others gasp.*

**Mahiru:** That is true.

**CONFESSIONAL**

**Mahiru:** I had just graduated from Hope's Peak and I instantly received a job offer from USA! Especially from such a popular show, it had been great. The winner was-

***SPOILER ALERT, COVER YOUR EARS IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT!!!!!!!***

-Londyn Tierney. And that fight against Kerry Mathis in the last episode... simply iconic.

*Mahiru talks about how she became ANSM's photographer to the others.*

**Ibuki:** *(shocked)* So all the pictures on Instagram... was the studio?!

*Mahiru nods.*

**Ibuki:** Holy cow, that's awesome!

*Suddenly, someone screams and kicks Taka in the face. It's Tenko:*

**Tenko:** Was this male harassing you?!

**Mahiru:** No, she wasn't...

**Tom:** I can't believe this happened again, poor Taka

**Taka:** It's...ok......

*Tenko turns to Crim.*

**Tenko:** Oh, Crim! Good morning, may Atua be with you!

**Crim:** Same can be said to you, Tenko.

*Tenko smiles and prays.*

**CONFESSIONAL**

*Tom is thinking.*

**Tom:** Why is Tenko praying to Atua, who technically is a male, but hates all males? I'm relieved I haven't done anything to piss her off... yet

### *Killer Bass Camp House - Inside*

*Claire, Kaede, Sonia and Angie have just entered the camp house because Miu was moaning. They find Mondo , Kazuichi and Kokichi in there. The latter is laughing.*

**Claire:** Guys, what the fuck are you doing?

*Kaede is mad at Kokichi.*

**Kaede:** What did you do to her?!

**Kokichi:** Don't you fucking see??

*Miu is moaning but is revealed that she's wearing 'virtual reality simulation' glasses.*

**Sonia:** How did she get them?

**Angie:** It was thanks to Miu's skills!

**Miu:** FUCK ME DADDY, YOU BETTER MAKE ME CHOKE WITH YOUR NON-PIXELATED DICK I MASTERFULLY CREATED AAAAAAAH!

**Mondo:** She's totally gone

**Kazuichi:** Miss Sonia, may your ears be protected from her words!

*Miu takes off the glasses.*

**Miu:** HA HA HA! I'm a fucking genius! No need to buy dildos anymore with my virtual reality, why imagining it when you can leave it?

**Sonia:** T-they will still be important, even after your glasses come out!

*Everyone stares at Sonia.*

**Kazuichi:** Miss Sonia?!

**Kokichi:** Wow, intense, nishishishi.

*Mukuro enters the camp house.*

**Mukuro:** Girls, Munsch told me to tell you to go to the restaurant- *(notices a lot of people) ....*what are you all doing here?

*Miu smiles.*

**Miu:** It's okay honey, we're going.

*Everyone leaves.*

### *Restaurant*

*Cathy Munsch is drinking vodka with a girl.*

**Cathy Munsch:** Finally those losers arrived!

**Gundham:** Bad remark, my Dark Devas should send you to hell!

**Kanon:** *(rolls eyes)* And she should send you back home

**Gundham:** Argh-!

**Cathy Munsch:** I usually don't eat here in this ratched restaurant as that thief Kirumi but I'm here to present you our latest addiction, Cameron Van Buren!

*Cameron smiles and waves her hand.*

**Cameron:** Hello! You may already know me as Prom Queen of a few years ago at Overland Park High School.

*Junko rolls her eyes at the school's name.*

**Cameron:** I'll be here in the upcoming challege that is-

**Cathy Munsch:** Ahem, everything in due time.

*Cameron frowns but Cathy turns towards the contestants.*

**Cathy Munsch:** Today the challenge will be called "Despair Death Road"!

**Junko:** I like the name!

**Leon:** It is a little freaky though, considering the "Death" part...

**Cathy Munsch:** Screaming Gophers are 11 while Killer Bass are 10. You have to run and follow the path till you reach the other side of the island, at the beach. There are two canoa waiting for you. This completes the first part of the challenge, see ya later! NOW GO!

*Everyone runs away and the challenge starts.*

### *Into the Woods*

*Both teams are running. Mukuro, Taka and Tenko are ahead of everyone else.*

**Kaede:** Come on guys, we can do it!

**Angie:** Atua says that the path will show up soon.

**Miu:** Great, so we don't start running into random shit.

*They reach crossroads. Each path has a cartel with the respective team's logo.*

**Kaede:** *(skeptical)* So we just have to follow the path?

**Rantaro:** *(crosses arms)* This thing smells like a trap

**Kokichi:** Nah, it's definitely Kazuichi who smells

*Kazuichi is mad.*

**Kazuichi:** Can you stop?!

**Crim:** Guys, shut the fuck up!

**Ibuki:** Ibuki suggests to follow each cartel! After all, that's what Cathy told us.

**Tenko:** Tenko agrees!

**Rantaro:** Fine, each team will follow the proper cartel, see ya later!

*The teams split, Screaming Gophers take the right path and Killer Bass take the left one. Suddenly, Cameron Van Buren appears and smirks at the fact that she switched the cartels.*

### *Into the Woods - 2*

*Mahiru has stopped because she wants to take a picture of the path.*

**Mahiru:** Wait, lemme take a picture of this!

**Kanon:** Fucking run, we can't wait for you!

*Kanon leaves with the others, suddenly Junko trips because one of her heels is broken.*

**Junko:** FUCKING SHIT

**Mahiru:** Um why are you wearing heels in a challenge that involves going on the beach?!

**Junko:** Bitch, because I look fucking fabulous in heels??

*Suddenly, Lunch Lady Belinda steps in from behind one of the trees and helps Junko.*

**Lunch Lady Belinda:** Oh my, poor dear, lemme help you.

**Mahiru:** Miss Belinda, what are you doing here?

*Belinda gasps at Mahiru's sight.*

**Lunch Lady Belinda:** I was just taking a walk, I don't live in that damn kitchen, y'know?

**Mahiru:** S-sorry..

**Lunch Lady Belinda:** Now go, your teammates are waiting for you.

**Junko:** What about me and my shoe?!

**Lunch Lady Belinda:** You'll walk barefoot and NOW GO!

**Junko:** Fuck off

*Junko and Mahiru run away. Belinda looks around but decides to leave too.*

### *Beach*

*Killer Bass have just arrived at the beach. They look around and find a green canoa.*

**Claire:** Ok we're here but why the canoa is green? Isn't red our color?

**Sonia:** There must have been some kind of error...

*Suddenly, a tv display appears.*

**Miu:** Mmh, seems like it is a TV display that works with solar power, it's pretty fucking amazing.

It t*urns on, revealing Cathy's face.*

**Cathy Munsch:** Is this thing on? ------ Ok, it is! Good job, Screaming Gophers, for reaching the bea- wait, what the fuck are you doing here?!

**Mondo:** We just followed the cartels you left behind!

**Cathy Munsch:** Fine, seems like I'll have to fire someone for not doing their job properly. Anyway, now that you reached it the canoa, the second part of the challenge starts. You have to reach for the next island over there with a canoa however be careful at the water, its flow could be pretty strong.

**Kaede:** But that is insane! We're risking our life a second time!

*Cathy Munsch rolls her eyes.*

**Cathy Munsch:** No you won't, and now go.

*They move the canoa in the water.*

**Mukuro:** We should probably scheme our position in the canoa.

**Kokichi:** I'm short so I'll be on Mondo's shoulders!

**Mondo:** THE FUCK?!

*They spend one minute into arguing and deciding each position but then they decide and move away, using their hands as oars.*

*Screaming Gophers arrive and are confused too at the red canoa.*

**Chihiro:** I'm quite sure red isn't our color...

**Taka:** Someone is sabotaging us! I suggest a hand raise if you're the culprit!

**Kanon:** Um, did you consider that it probably wasn't our fault?

**Tom:** Guys, Mahiru and Junko aren't here.

**Rantaro:** ARE YOU JOKING?!

**Tom:** OF COURSE NOT!

**Gundham:** They were-

**Ibuki:** What if a grizzly bear ate them while in the woods?! *(shocked)* HOLY CRAP, IT WOULD PROBABLY STILL BE HUNGRY BECAUSE JUNKO AND MAHIRU ARE SKINNY!

**Gundham:** This is ridiculous, there aren't any bears here.

**Ibuki:** But you can't be this sure!

**Kanon:** This conversation is freaking stupid...

*The TV display appears and Cathy explains everything to them too.*

**Rantaro:** Guys, we can't lose time so it's better if we just go.

**Leon:** Okay, come on we can do it!

*They move the canoa and move away too.*

### *Into the Sea*

*The flow is strong and both have teams have trouble.*

**Tenko:** The other team can be seen from here!

**Rantaro:** We have to move faster, come on...

*But problems are coming....*

*Meanwhile, on the beach, Mahiru and Junko just arrived.*

**Junko:** FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

**Mahiru:** This can't be happening.....

*Junko turns to Mahiru*

**Junko:** IT'S ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT!

**Mahiru:** MY fault?! YOU are the one who tripped because you wore fucking heels in this challenge!

*They spend time talking back at each other.*

**Angie:** Atua says that we can make it!

**Crim:** BELIEVE. IN. ATUA.

**Sonia:** It's getting closer!

**Miu:** Yo Mondo, with your big ass arms and hands we should've already gotten there by now!

**Mondo:** I'M DOING MY BEST

**Miu:** Eeeek! No need to raise your fucking voice!

*The canoa starts to follow the flow but they're close at the beach.*

**Claire:** GUYS, WE SHOULD JUST JUMP!

**Kazuichi:** The flow will-

*Before he can finish the phrase, a wave pushes the canoa and everyone falls in the water. They however, are already on the beach and celebrate.*

**Kokichi:** YES, TEAM WERK

**Miu:** Ew, cringy word coming from your mouth

*Cathy Munsch arrives from an helicopter.*

**Cathy Munsch:** And Killer Bass win the challenge! As a reward you will stay here for the night and sleep in a confortable hotel on the other side of the island.

*They scream out of joy.*

**Mukuro:** Where is the other team though?

**Cathy Munsch:** Mahiru and Junko arrived later so they missed the canoa part and the others are in the water, I think, hope they won't drown.

*And it was true. The wave hit the Screaming Gophers as well, who all fell.*

**Gundham:** We- can't- lose- again-

**Kanon:** This is so annoying, this is like the third time in a row we lose

**Tom:** We didn't last time though

**Kanon:** Just because Kirumi got directly eliminated from Munsch, who decided to interrupt the match. We would've lost as well if they managed to complete the match.

*They are then rescued and put back into Camp Wawanakwa while the other team is resting at Kahuanui Island.*

**Cathy Munsch:** Tonight, at the campfire ceremony, one of you will leave the island. Cast your votes in the confessional by 9 PM.

*Flashes of each team member voting for someone in the confessional.*

**Gundham:** *(irritated)* You can do what you like most back home.

*Gundham votes for the evicted.*

### *Campfire Ceremony - Night*

*The Screaming Gophers are sit near the docks, waiting for the ceremony to start. Cathy Munsch arrives with a plate and 8 marshmallows.*

**Cathy Munsch:**Welcome to the campfire ceremony, Screaming Gophers. Tonight, one of you will leave the island by walking through the Dock of Shame. If you receive a marshmallow, you will be safe but if you don't, you will be eliminated. Now, let's start.

*Cathy gives the marshmallows to Tenko, Leon, Gundham, Chihiro and Tom.*

**Cathy Munsch:** You five are safe.

*Cathy then gives the marshallows to Ibuki, Rantaro, Taka and Kanon.*

**Junko:** WHAT?!

*Mahiru is agitated.*

**Cathy Munsch:** I'm really sorry.....

*The suspence is killing the two contestants.*

**Cathy Munsch:**Mahiru, the tribe has spoken, you are forced to leave.

*Junko cheers as she gets to eat the marshmallow. Mahiru is trying to hold the tears.*

**Cathy Munsch:** You gained 9 votes against your vote for Junko and 1 vote for Ibuki.

**Junko:** Of course you had to vote for me.

**Ibuki:** I'm confused, seems like I really have a secret lover!

*Kanon grits her teeth.*

**Mahiru:** Well, guess that my talent paid the price for this... *(smiles)* it has been a great experience, you guys are so funny.

**Tom:** WAIT, WE NEED ONE LAST TEAM SELFIE!

**Mahiru:** Yeah, I guess we can do that...

*Mahiru takes the selfie with her former teammates. As she walks through the Dock of Shame and leaves, Cathy stops the team from leaving.*

**Cathy Munsch:** Before you go, I shall announce something. I have seen your relationships between each other so I decided to.... switch one of you with someone from the other team.

*Everyone is shocked.*

**Cathy Munsch:** Tenko....

**Tenko:** *(agitated)* Y-yes?!

**Cathy Munsch:** You're a Killer Bass now, sweetie. You're going to your new team on Camp Kahuanui.

**Chihiro:** Who will replace her?

*Cathy looks at Gundham and smirks.*

**Cathy Munsch:** Sonia Nevermind.

*After the ceremony is over, Junko walks in the woods. As expected, she finds Belinda and Cameron.*

**Lunch Lady Belinda:** So, did you-

**Cameron:** Shut up, Belinda. I'm the one to speak.

*Cameron clears her throat.*

**Cameron:** So, Junko, did you decide what to do?

**Junko:** Yes. I accept. *(smiles)* The three of us will be a hell of alliance, bringing despair and shit!

*Cameron and Belinda laugh.*

*The ending shows Cathy Munsch walking on the dock.*

**Cathy Munsch:**Another episode comes to an end and a big change has just happened...but stay tuned for the next episode! And let despair, drama and discord hit you! This is TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!

## Episode 4

### *Camp Kahuanui - Morning*

*Kazuichi has just woken up. He arrives at the restaraunt and sees that Claire, Kokichi, Mondo and Miu are playing Uno.*

**Miu:** *(angry)* FUCK OFF KOKICHI, BECAUSE OF YOUR RATCHED ASS I HAVE TO PICK 4 CARDS NOW

**Kokichi:** Nishishishi, I'm sorry if I just have to win for my Keeboy.

**Mondo:** I didn't know this game could be so competitive.

**Miu:** You should've fucking educated yourself, Mondo.

**Claire:** I remember that if someone started a Uno match in high school, it was as if they started World War 3.

**Kazuichi:** Yo, good morning.

*Miu notices Kazuichi.*

**Miu:** Ew a basic bitch.

**Kazuichi:** Can you shut up?!

*After Kazuichi ate something, he leaves and heads towards the beach. Kaede and Mukuro are sunbathing.*

**Kazuichi:** *(to Mukuro)* I didn't know you were the type of letting yourself get some rest.

**Mukuro:** Me neither, but I followed Akamatsu's advice and to let myself having some fun and relax.

**Kaede:** Oh, good morning, Kazuichi! And yep, we need Mukuro at her best so she needs to enjoy all the fun we're also having!

*With Kaede's disappointment, Kazuichi leaves and arrives near the forest where he finds Tenko, Angie and Crim meditating. He screams at Tenko's sight.*

**Kazuichi:** AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

**Tenko:** Ugh, it's common to degenerate males to ruin an important meeting.

**Kazuichi:** *(to Tenko)* The fuck are you doing here?! Where is Miss Sonia????

**Crim:** Flash news, dumbass. Sonia and Tenko switched teams.

**Angie:** *(frowns)* Atua is mad at Kazuichi for scaring all the creatures and interrupting our meeting with him.

**Tenko:** Did you hear that?! You're lucky today, I will ask you to leave without any fight.

*Kazuichi cries and leaves.*

***CONFESSIONALS***

*Kazuichi cries and mourns Sonia's name.*

**Mukuro:** I'm honestly really enjoying Kaede's company. I wonder if she will give me more advices.....

**Tenko:** Nyaaaaah! Being a Killer Bass now helps me being closer to Atua! Not that I didn't like being in the Gophers but.... *(annoyed)* every team has stupid males.

### *Restaurant*

*Junko, Cameron and Belinda are talking in the kitchen.*

**Junko:** Okay so, what the fuck are you two going to do now

**Cameron:** *(smirks)* Don't worry darling, I already know the challenges in advance.

**Junko:** What the fuck

**Lunch Lady Belinda:** Cameron, you're always so smart.

**Cameron:** I know, I know. Bye bitches, see ya later.

**Junko:** What about the challenge?!

**Cameron:** Maybe later.

*Cameron leaves.*

**Lunch Lady Belinda:** Here honey, take some pancakes. You need to eat properly for the challenge.

**Junko:** WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CHALLENGE.....

*Junko stares at the pancakes.*

**Junko:** I normally don't eat these because of modeling but fuck it.

*A few later, Kanon and Ibuki arrive.*

**Ibuki:** OH MY GOD, IBUKI LOVES PANCAKES!

**Kanon:** Jeez, calm down.

**Junko:** Back off girl, these were the last ones.

*Kanon stares at Junko.*

**CONFESSIONAL**

**Kanon:** Mmh there's something wrong with Junko now. I didn't realize it before... maybe because she was Leon's classmate?

**Ibuki:** I kind of regret voting Mahiru off.

*She comes closer to the camera.*

*(cries)* IF YOU'RE WATCHING ME, I MISS YOUR PICTURES!

*The next ones to arrive are Rantaro, Tom, Sonia and Gundham.*

**Tom:** *(smirks and pointing at Sonia and Gundham)*  Don't you think they look like a beautiful couple?

**Rantaro:** I don't know what to say...

**Sonia:** S-stop!

**CONFESSIONAL**

**Sonia:** Honestly, I'm really grateful for Miss Munsch to let me join Gundham's team! Squeeeeh! *(blushes)*

*Gundham blushes a lot and says random words but we can hear one clearly: 'Sonia'.*

*Some time passes and everyone gathers in the restaurant, Cathy arrives.*

**Cathy Munsch:** Time to scrub up, ladies.

**Taka:** But miss, not everyone is-

**Cathy Munsch:** Today, you will all go in the kitchen and prepare a three-course-meal that the two guest stars and myself will taste and reward the winning team. *(turns to the door)* Please, come in!

*Two people appear, a short fat guy and a taller pink-haired woman.*

**Cathy Munsch:** We're so happy to welcome Teruteru Hanamura, former Ultimate Cook.

**Teruteru:** Please, Ultimate Chef.

**Kazuichi:** Yo Teruuuuu! Wassup?

**Kaede:** Please Kazuichi, don't interr-

**Cathy Munsch:** Um, shut up. Thanks.

**Ruruka:** And I'm Ruruka Ando, graduated as the Ultimate Confectioner.

**Kanon:** Um, but if she's a confectioner. Why is she here?

*Ruruka frowns.*

**Ruruka:** You know, I'm technically still a cook. SO CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT UP, THANK YOU.

*Kanon rolls her eyes.*

**Cathy Munsch:** You will find the ingredients in the truck right outside the restaurant. Each team will nominate a head chef and considering Killer Bass won the last challenge, they deserve a reward.

*Cathy gives the team a recipebook.*

**Cathy Munsch:** See ya in a few hours. The kitchen is all yours, Belinda moved out the way for this.

*Cathy, Ruruka and Teruteru leave. Kazuichi raises his hand.*

**Kazuichi:** I wanna be head chef!

*Killer Bass Team laughs.*

**Kazuichi:** What?! I was serious!

**Sonia:** Um, I'm not particularly skilled in cooking but I did participate in at least two competitions back in my home country.

**Rantaro:** *(winks)* We'll see what you can do.

### *Kitchen*

*Both teams have taken as many ingredients as they can. The Screaming Gophers have decided to nominate Sonia as Head Chef while the Killer Bass....*

**Kazuichi:** YOU?!

**Crim:** That's right, bitches. *(smirks)*

**Kazuichi:** You have no experience at all!

**Mukuro:** *(raises eyebrow)* And you do..?

**Kazuichi:** I'll have you know I cooked once! And-

**Crim:** *(rolls eyes)* Blah blah blah, shut your mouth.

**Claire:** Crim and I starred in a cooking show once.

**Kokichi:** NO WAY! *(frowns)* I have to see it so I can expose you as liars!

**Crim:** *(laughs)* I know, fucking iconic. We were like 16 and we were so good that the other teams cried after their defeat.

**Mondo:** That's harsh.

**Angie:** Anyway, I would like to stay in your team, Crim and Claire!

**Claire:** Of course you can!

**Kokichi:** The boys can stay together.

**Kaede:** And then Tenko, Miu, Mukuro and me!

**Miu:** Eww

*They look at the recipebook.*

**Crim:** I think we could do some carbonara pasta.

**Kazuichi:** What's that

*Lunch Lady Belinda appears and laughs.*

**Lunch Lady Belinda:** AND YOU WANTED TO BE HEAD CHEF HAHAHAHAHA!

**Kazuichi:** You're not even supposed to be here.

*Belinda leaves.*

**Claire:** Basically pasta with cheese, bacon and eggs. Its origins are in Rome.

**Kokichi:** I just love when Claire recalls things from her home country! Isn't she adorable? Too bad Kirumi can't witness this considering she was a good maid!

**Claire:** Um

**Tenko:** Our GIRLS team can take care of the appetizers!

**Kaede:** Totally agree.

**Mondo:** I guess the dessert is left for us?

**Crim:** I don't know if I can trust you for this Oreo cake but I doubt it.

**Kazuichi:** Umpf, no worries.

*As the Killer Bass start their work, the Screaming Gophers are deciding.*

**Sonia:** Ok so-

**Junko:** Girl, what if we go for the dessert and think about some cinnamon muffins?

*Sonia's eyes lit up.*

**Sonia:** That's wonderful!

**Tom:** And maybe you could team up with Gundham!

*Junko laughs while Sonia and Gundham blush, trying to avoid eye contact.*

**Kanon:** Of course Leon and I are gonna be on the same team. *(winks)*

**Leon:** Haha, yeah

**Ibuki:** Oh my! Oh my! Can Ibuki join too??

**Leon:** *(smiles)* Hell yeah!

*Kanon frowns.*

**Ibuki:** We could roast some meat and add some salad and tomatoes! They're soooooo delicious, I remember when we used to cook with Teruteru in school.

**Sonia:** *(laughs)* Yeah, you do.

**Chihiro:** I guess it's just the 4 of us now.

**Taka:** Any ideas?

**Tom:** I think we should do something with fruit, like pineapple, mango or some other shit.

**Rantaro:** Totally agree!

**Taka:** Tom, I nominate you mini-Head chef of this team!

*Tom laughs and Sonia is happy to see the team going along well.*

**Sonia:** Thank you guys for the warm welcome and I'm definitely looking forward to win this match!

*They cheer and start to work. Junko mentally smirks at the thought of receiving a recipebook from Belinda and Cameron earlier that day.*

*Everything is going smoothly until...*

*Kokichi throws a few Oreos at Crim.*

**Crim:** Bitch what the fuck

**Kokichi:** FOOD FIGHT!

**Crim:** NO, CHOKE WITH THOSE OREOS BUT DON'T THROW THEM

*But it was too late. The whole team except Crim, Claire and Angie was fighting.*

**Angie:** Atua says these small fights between teammates are a blessing.

*Some of the food arrives at the Screaming Gophers.*

**Junko:** MY FUCKING HAIR, WHO WAS THE DUMB BITCH WHO THREW SOMETHING AT ME?!

*Miu laughs. Junko throws a cherry tomato at her right in the face. The other team decides to fight too.*

**Sonia:** This is a mess!

**Gundham:** This is hell!

**Junko:** This is true despair! My fucking hair!

*Belinda comes back.*

**Lunch Lady Belinda:** Flash news, kiddos. The losing team not only will lose a teammate but will also have to clean the kitchen for me because the winning team will eat a 5-stars dinner, carefully cooked by me.

*The fight stops right after some whipped cream hits Belinda in the face.*

**Lunch Lady Belinda:** IM.....AAAAAAAH!

*She screams and storms out the kitchen. The teams laugh and continue to work.*

**CONFESSIONAL**

*Leon is laughing.*

**Leon:** Oh man, that food fight was so fucking funny. I guess I have to thank Kokichi for starting it.

*The challenge is over and Cathy, Ruruka and Teruteru are sitting on a table.*

**Teruteru:** I have faith in them

**Ruruka:** Meh

**Cathy Munsch:** They're capable of anything.

*Sonia and Crim prepare the table and add colored candles.*

**Cathy Munsch:** The Killer Bass won last challenge so I think the Screaming Gophers should start.

**Sonia:** It's a pleasure. We would like to start with pineapple, mango and apple skewers. Bon appetit!

*They eat and seem to enjoy it.*

**Teruteru:** Oh my, the pineapple with mango is a really good pair. Kudos!

**Ruruka:** I love using apples for my sweets so I guess this is great too.

**Cathy Munsch:** What about the other team?

**Crim:** We have ham, olives, mozzarella cheese and crackers. Everything doused in white wine.

*They eat and then Cathy turns to the other two guys.*

**Cathy Munsch:** What do you guys think?

**Ruruka:** Honestly, I give 5 points to both appetizers. I can't really decide.

**Teruteru:** I give 7 points to the fruity appetizers and 4 to the Killer Bass'. It's pretty bland and common while I appreciated the Screaming Gophers' originality.

**Cathy Munsch:** So that's for the first course. Next please!

***SCREAMING GOPHERS [12 POINTS] VS KILLER BASS [9 POINTS]***

*The participants who prepared the appetizers leave and go to take a shower. Sonia calls Ibuki, Leon and Kanon and they show up with veggies salad and roasted meat.*

**Ibuki:** Ibuki is totally sure you will love it!

*They eat and are amazed. Both Ruruka and Teruteru give 6 points each. Claire and Angie show up.*

**Claire:** A very common plate from my home country, hope you enjoy.

**Angie:** Nyahaha! Atua is sure of it!

*They give carbonara pasta to the three people. They seem to love it.*

**Teruteru:** So Claire, you're Italian?

**Claire:** Yeah, I moved to America when I was 9.

**Teruteru:** I love Italian cuisine and I give 8 points for this!

**Ruruka:** I give 4 points. Maybe because I'm not that attracted to pasta, I'm sorry.

**Cathy Munsch:** Our meal is almost over, time for the dessert!

**Ruruka:** Awesome, now I can finally be brutal.

***SCREAMING GOPHERS [22 POINTS] VS KILLER BASS [23 POINTS]***

*The others leave, this time Killer Bass starts with their dessert.*

**CONFESSIONAL**

*Kanon is irritated.*

**Kanon:** Thank you SO MUCH, Ibuki, for the wonderful roasted meat idea! Ugh

**Kazuichi:** The males of Killer Bass greet you with a Oreo cake.

**Ruruka:** We'll fucking see.

*Ruruka eats but spits the afterwards.*

**Ruruka:** What the fuck is this? Can't you even see this cake wasn't treated properly? The chocolate is tasteless and the whipped cream is not placed well in some parts. It's literally as if someone spit in this and tried to make up a cake. Just 1 point because I'm gentle.

**Teruteru:** I have to agree. Definitely wasn't one of the best cakes out there... but I give 3 points.

*Kazuichi grits his teeth. Sonia, Gundham and Junko smile and give their cinnamon muffins.*

**Ruruka:** Not a bad idea but you still need a lot more practice in this cooking field. 5 points.

**Teruteru:** I-I agree too *(notices Ruruka's stare)*

**Cathy Munsch:** I guess that's settled now. Screaming Gophers wins with 32 points against the 27 points gained by Killer Bass. See ya at the campfire ceremony.

*The Screaming Gophers trio celebrate. Crim is mad and slaps all the Killer Bass' boys.*

### *Campfire Ceremony - Night*

*The Killer Bass are sit near the docks, waiting for the ceremony to start. Cathy Munsch arrives with a plate and 9 marshmallows.*

**Cathy Munsch:**Welcome to the campfire ceremony, Killer Bass. Tonight, one of you will leave the island by walking through the Dock of Shame. If you receive a marshmallow, you will be safe but if you don't, you will be eliminated. Now, let's start.

*Cathy gives the marshmallows to Crim, Angie, Tenko, Kaede, Miu, Mukuro and Claire.*

**Crim:** At least our pasta was successful.

*The boys are shaking in fear.*

**Mondo:** For fuck's sake.

**Cathy Munsch:** Mondo, no need to be afraid. You're safe too.

*Kokichi and Kazuichi are the only ones left.*

**Kazuichi:** BUT! WHAT!

**Kokichi:** Oh jeez, this was unexpected.

**Cathy Munsch:** I'm really sorry.....

......

.....

*The suspense is killing the two contestants...*

.....

.....

**Cathy Munsch:**Kazuichi, the tribe has spoken, you are forced to leave.

**Kazuichi:** NO WHYYYYYY

**Crim:** Bye Felicia with your rat cake

**Kokichi:** Nishishi! Bye you smelly! Mondo and I can finally have some privacy in the dormitory!

**Mondo:** Dude, slow the fuck down.

*Kazuichi starts to cry.*

**Kazuichi:** BUT... BUT... I HAVE TO STAY HERE FOR MISS SONIA! I CAN'T LEAVE HER ALONE!

**Claire:** Hey guys, don't you think that Sonia and Gundham look really cute together?

**Mukuro:** Completely agree.

*The whole team agrees and Kazuichi screams and leaves, the reminaing participants laugh at his breakdown.*

*The ending shows Cathy Munsch walking on the dock.*

**Cathy Munsch:**Another episode comes to an end and we have seen how the contestants are able to handle a cooking match...but stay tuned for the next episode! They have to show the best they can do! And let despair, drama and discord hit you! This is TOTAL DRAMA
ISLAND!