A Cheesy Episode

Sally: Hmm, what should I name the cheese? Salleese? No. Cheezyrah? No. Cheezadelight? No. Cheesyfingers? No. Ugh, it's so hard to come up with a *good* name for cheese!

[Sally's phone begins ringing]

Sally (off-screen): *So why don't you just call me*

*Call me on my phone number*

*I'll be th-*

Sally (on-screen): [picks up the phone] Hello?

Lori (on the phone off-screen): Hi.

Sally: Ermagersh, hey!

Lori (on the phone off-screen): I picked up your lady supplies. They're at home on the dining table.

Sally: Kay. Wuv you, bye mum. [hangs up] Ermagersh, I don't even have an appetite to make cheese anymore! [fiddles with her pencil] *Shoo-wap-a-dooba-dooda-dee-dan-bow*. What a *stupid* thing!

[cuts to a time-lapse of Sally drawing random graphs]

Sally: Ermagersh, I have a new range of ideas after I drew those random insignificant graphs! [sits down and starts writing] Well… [touches her head] my name is Sally FaKaua. This is MY cheese. But I'm not gonna call it Sally FaKaua's cheese. I need to make it *creative*. So how about the word Mama? [points her finger upwards] That sounds real good. Mama FaKaua's cheese? Meh. Mama Sally's cheese? Maybe. [jumps up] Ermagersh! Mama Sal's! Mama Sal's cheese is actually perfect!

[fades to Sally at home in her kitchen]

Sally: Well, Mama Sal's cheese needs to be *vegan* because I don't want to harm animals and I don't have access to cows anyway. Let's see what I have! [opens the fridge] We *actually* have coconut milk. But other than that, we only have water and lemonade. [picks up some salt] Oh, and salt.

[cuts to a later scene]

Sally: I've got the agar-agar powder and nutritional yeast. Right! Where's the saucepan? [searches the cupboards and pulls out a saucepan] Ah-hah!

Sally (in a silly deep voice): I, the mighty Sally FaKaua, wield the most powerful weapon of all - the saucepan!

Sally (in her normal voice): Right. That was weird. [pulls out a whisk] Anyways, let's put in all the ingredients! [throws the ingredients into the saucepan] Stir and mix well. [aggressively stirs the ingredients in the saucepan with a whisk] Anyways, now that that's done, we need to heat the saucepan to a slow boil for 5-10 minutes and continue to stir. [begins heating the saucepan on the oven] Now let's stir! [aggressively stirs]

[cuts to a time card]

Sally (off-screen): 7 minutes later …

[cuts to Sally holding the saucepan]

Sally: Perfecto! So what we gotta do now is pour the mix into any shape container desired! [pours the mix into a container] Ermagersh, I'm so happy with this so far! Moving on, we hafta let it cool for 15 minutes with *no* lid.

[cuts to a time card]

Sally (off-screen): 15 minutes later …

[cuts to Sally holding the container]

Sally: Ermagersh! Done! Perfecto! Now I just have to cover it with plastic wrap and put in the fridge to set for at least 2 hours. [covers the container up with plastic and puts in the fridge] Wait … lemme make a note to my family to *never* touch it. Only I can touch it. [writes a note] Do not touch this *or you shall be punished!* Love, Sally.

[sliding transition to a scene at school]

Betty: Where's Sally? She's late!

Sally: [walks in the doors] It's Sally.

Betty: Yes … it is?

Sally: I see cheese. And I just wanna eat it all.

[runs to and dances around a pillar]

Sally (to the tune of "*Gimme More*" by Britney Spears): *Gimme, gimme cheese*

*Gimme cheese*

*Gimme, gimme cheese*

*Gimme, gimme cheese* [bumps her face into the pillar] Ouch! Gimme help and *then* the cheese! It really hurts! Ow! First aid? I think I really need that! Someone help me! Call the doctor!

[fades to Sally in the emergency room]

Sally (in pain): Ugh … someone just bring me some cheese … [cries]

Marja: No, I'm sorry, Sally, but you can't eat until your face is fully recovered.

Sally: *Just one bite!*

Marja: You can't have cheese unless we *liquidise* it!

Sally (to the tune of "*Gimme More*" by Britney Spears): *Gimme, gimme cheese*

*Gimme cheese*

*Gimme, gimme cheese*

*Gimme, gimme cheese*

Marja: I can bring you liquid cheese if you want.

Sally: Ermagersh! Gross! I'd rather have no cheese at all than have cheese to *drink*!

[cuts to a time card]

Sally (off-screen): On Tuesday the next week…

[cuts to Sally at the factory where Mama Sal's Cheese is made]

Aramina: We've made plenty of batches of Mama Sal's and we used the recipe you e-mailed us to a tee.

Sally: Kay. Did you stir aggressively? Because you should always stir the ingredients for Mama Sal's cheese aggressively.

Aramina: I don't know but I assume they did.

Sally: Kay. I wrote a song.

Aramina: Oh! We can use it in the ad.

Sally: *Who's got the cheese that you'll find the best?*

*What's the vegan cheese that puts others to the test?*

*What cheese can you order - straight from online?*

*What'll be delivered in a very quick time?*

*Mama Sal's!*

*Mama Sal's!*

*Mama Sal's!*

*Mama Sal's!*

*I said Mama Sal's!*