SadScotsman

SadScotsman's Minecraft Skin (As of 03/06/23)

SadScotsman is one of the longest playing members on the SMP, being one of the first people to join this shithole in the firstplace. Throughout the seasons, Scot has established several nations - notably Neodrachia and Saorland.

## "Canonical Information"

SadScotsman's Parents are a random fucking sheep and SAMSUNG RF56M9540SR/EU AMERICAN-STYLE SMART FRIDGE FREEZER IN REAL STAINLESS STEEL.

SadScotsman is currently wanted by the Humberside Police for burning down 4 houses in Hull and several accounts of murder.

SadScotsman is a proud member of the Scottish Defense League and wants to deport all immigrants to Rwanda.

## Season 1

### Early Days

SadScotsman spent his first night on the SMP in a small box. He first built his house on his 2nd day of playing, on top of what would become "Goat Hill". Eventually, the First Neodrach Republic would be established, however it was named "Scotland FBR Town" for its first days of existance. During this time, Sir Quavers I would be found and die. Shortly following this tragedy, Sir Quavers II would be declared as his successor and would live on to become the longest reigning member of the Quavers Family

### Middle of Season 1

A week or so into the SMP, SadScotsman would officially sign away Neodrachia's soviergnty to become an autonomous region of Norvichia. This is reguarded as the "Dark Age of Neodrachia". This was shortlived as Neodrachia was soon re-established and began to develop and prosper. Throughout this entire period, SadScotsman would amass a hoard of cats who would pop up in several other seasons.

During this time, the Swiss-Neodrach Alliance was established between the two nations of Neodrachia and Switzerland, lead by Joemany. This alliance was further cemented by the formation of the Neodrach Railway Company, who created a railway spanning from Neodrachia, through switzerland, and terminating in Nicchia. The alliance, unfortunately, ended soon after following the Norvichian Annexation of Switzerland. This lead Joemany to move to Neodrachia.

With Joemany's immigration, the country still continued to grow. This period of prosperity would come to a sudden halt when Sir Quavers II tragically died in a sweet berry bush. This rocked the nation to its very core, and a grave was soon made. Legend states that there is a barrel filled with cooked chicken under it somewhere.

### Fall of the First Neodrach Republic

After a few days break from the server, SadScotsman immediately rushed back to the server when reports of an attack were echoed. This was proven true, as some fuckhead had set fire to much of Neodrachia, As this happened just before the end of the Season, this has come to be known as the event that ended the First Neodrach Republic

## Season 2

### The Beginning

For most of Season 2, SadScotsman was a loyal citizen of Sprucia. His house in season 2 was built as a bridge, and he was frequently angered by Alejandro and Darthjack using it as such. Eventually, attempts were made to turn the bridge and nearby Llama pen into the "Borough of Bridgeshire". This failed as the borough only had 1 human citizen and about 7 llamas.

### Reign of Terror

Eventually, Sprucia opened itself up to democracy and had its first *and only* elections. SadScotsman won this in a landslide victory, and quicky pulled a USSR and attempted to dissolve the nation into several smaller ones and finally granted Aberdeen its independence. Shadowmare\_ finally realised the clusterfuck of a descion they made, and engaged Scot in a 1v1 known as a "Sprucian Revolution". Shadowmare won this fight, despite Scot's best efforts. Scotsman, after being killed a few more times and losing all of his stuff, quickly fled Sprucia to Neodrachia to gather items. From here, he went off to a random field 500 blocks away.

### Return to Neodrachia

Breifling, SadScotsman and Joemany went back to Neodrachia right at the end of the season. Repairs were attempted, however most of the nation is and was in ruin. This marks the end of Season 2.

## Season 3

### Formation of Britainia

After a short walk of over 2000 blocks, Joe and Scot reunited in a new field!! After a minor incident with Cavya - who thought a random field with houses and foreign flags in it was "unclaimed and free territory" - the new Republic of Britainia was established. Scot primarily built in the region of Wales, beginning by constructing llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch where he would live.

### Golden Age of Britainia

The rest of Britainia's existence was extremely peaceful, to SadScotsmans happiness. Through out this time he constructed the (small) Britainia Rail system - which functioned as 2 lines: HS2 Running from llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch to London, and the Sheep Line running from llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch to cardiff, which would later be extended to the Vodorium Imperis.

After months of missing a chicken leader, a new chicken would be captured and appointed as Sir Quavers III.

In this time Cardiff was also established and constructed by SadScotsman - however it would never be completed. The Sheep Inn was also built in llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, functioning as the server's only pub.

Not much else notable happened in Britania, as it was largely peaceful.

## Season 4

### Isolation

Sick of the rest of the server, Joemany settled in Japan - 6,000 blocks away from the rest of the server. SadScotsman, obviously, followed him and lived out of a hill for a few days. Eventually, Scot would be overly filled with nostalgia and establish the Second Neodrach Republic, with himself as its Chairman. The new republic would grow quickly, with the establishment of Scotland FBR Street and its railway station, providing quick connections to Osaka and Nagasaki. Grenquavers park would also be established, named after the legend himself Sir Quavers IV.

### Life in Saorland

With the Second Neodrach Republic and Japan slowly becoming more irrelevant, they decided it was necessary to unite in order to remain dominant. The establishment of the new Federation only accelerated growth, and Scotsman finally found themselves in a major leadership position again. Following the establishment of the federation, the Saorland-Vodorium Rail Link would be constructed through the nether - to allow for easier travel. This railway would never-ever cause controversy.

#### The Cats are retrieved

After the establishment of the Second Neodrach Republic, and in his nostalgia-drugged state, SadScotsman went back to Neodrachia to bring them over. This mission was dangerous and tragic, as Corbyn and Ed Sheeran tragically died during the rescue. The remaining 3 cats would live on the streets of the City of Neodrachia, but eventually be moved to the Palace of Sionnach.

Much later, on the 28th of October, on an unplanned trip to Aberdeen and Sprucia, SadScotsman suddenly remembered the stash kept in Joemany's floorboards. Upon breaking his floor open, he was finally reunited with Cummings who he had since forgotten about. After almost getting lost several times, the cat was finally brought back and reunited with the rest.

#### Forcefully Isolated

After Joemany (only him, nobody else) was caught stealing historic books from Shadow, the Federation of Saorland was forcefully isolated and all connections between them and Vodorium were cut. These actions were highly controversial, and Scot was fiercely against them. Predicting this was potential justifcation for the annexation of Saorland, Scot worked his arse off to gather weapons for a potential protection of Saorland and everything it stood for. Thankfully, the invasion never came.