Logo Bloopers

## Kokochan Entertainment (2000)

Take 1: Koko is missing.

Take 2: "KOKOCHAN ENTERTAINMENT" doesn't appear.

Take 3: "KOKOCHAN ENTERTAINMENT" is backwards.

Take 4: The text reads "RONALD MCDONALD WANTS YOU" instead of "KOKOCHAN ENTERTAINMENT".

Take 5: Koko is replaced with Japanese Ronald McDonald saying "Ran ran ru!". Also, there is no Koko's Ditty.

Take 6: Ronald McDonald wipes yellow, red, and white paint on Koko.

Take 7: The music is way too loud and Koko yells "OW!! MY EARS!!! SOMEBODY TURN THAT DOWN!!!"

Take 8: The logo is replaced with the 1982 Argosy Media Aaron and the Flag logo, with "Kokochan" replacing "Argosy", "Entertainment" replacing "Media", and the byline being removed. Koko (from offscreen) yells "CUT! I will really sue you, Argosy and Corus!"

Take 9: Koko is asleep on her bed.

Take 10: Koko is replaced with Aaron (from the Argosy Media Logo) dressed in disco clothes and the music is a Windows XP version of "We Interrupt this Programme" by Coburn. Aaron dances to the song. Koko (offscreen) then says: "Cut! Aaron, Can you get out of here and bring that record back to YTMND?". Aaron then leaves.

Take 11: The text reads "RICK ROLLED" and the music is replaced with Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley.

Take 12: The logo is tinted red, the text says "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE" in red, & the ditty is in G-Major. Koko says: "What is this?! You want kids to have nightmares?!"

Take 13: Instead of "KOKOCHAN ENTERTAINMENT", the logo reads "MTM ENTERPRISES". Also, Koko is replaced by Mimsie. Koko (offscreen) says: "We're making a Kokochan Entertainment logo, not an MTM logo!"

Take 14: The music plays backwards.

Take 15: Koko is replaced by a Weegee (Luigi from Mario is Missing!) with red eyes. Koko comes in and runs away from the Weegee.

Take 16: Salli (from *The Aaron Show*, in her grown-up form) comes in and knocks Koko down.

Take 17: The words "KOKOCHAN ENTERTAINMENT" read "KOKO STINKS!". Koko says "Hey! Leave me alone!"

Take 18: The coat of arms of British Columbia (a Canadian province) appears instead of Koko. Koko (offscreen) says, "Ya know, KamafaDelgato021469 grew up in BC."

Take 19: Billy Mays runs in screaming "BRITISH COLUMBIA WILL DRIVE YOU CRAZY!" while holding up a picture of the MTM Enterprises logo. Koko cries.

Take 20: The logo reads "GREENY PHATOM RULES!" instead of "KOKOCHAN ENTERTAINMENT". Koko says "Knock it off! Kamafa hates Greeny Phatom!"

Take 21: Instead of "KOKOCHAN ENTERTAINMENT", the logo reads "YOU LOSE". Also, Koko says "So You Get NOTHING! You Lose! Good Day Sir!" in Willy Wonka's (Gene Wilder) voice.

## Cairo/MTM Distribution Group "Rising Star"

Take 1: The star falls down at the end of the logo, breaking the text in half.

Take 2: The star doesn't appear.

Take 3: The text doesn't appear.

Take 4: The logo is in reverse; the text wipes away and the star flashes and falls. The music plays normally.

Take 5: The star is white and the text is Petty blue, instead of vice-versa.

Take 6: The text is backwards.

Take 7: The music plays backwards.

Take 8: The star is 5-pointed instead of 4-pointed.

Take 9: The logo uses the 1993 Program Exchange music instead of the 1998 Claster Television music.

Take 10: The logo is done correctly.

## IVT Films (2012)

Take 1: The IVT Films wordmark crashes and collides with the Earth model.

Take 2: Instead of being a rip-off of the 2012 Universal logo, it's a remake of the 2011 Paramount logo, with the IVT Films wordmark replacing the Paramount script and the Viacom byline replaced with the Grupo IVT byline.

Take 3: The IVT Films wordmark isn't there.

Take 4: The Earth model isn't there.

Take 5: The Grupo IVT byline isn't there.

Take 6: The logo is remade in the style of a "Windows XP" YTMND.

Take 7: The logo is done correctly... ...until at the end, a CGI Salt Cover "Rainbow Mouth" logo flies in and collides with the camera.

Take 8: The byline is in English (reading "A DIVISION OF IVT COMMUNICATIONS GROUP") instead of Brazilian Portuguese.

Take 9: The globe is replaced by Mimsie the Cat's (from the MTM logo) head spinning (a la Isabelle Television), the IVT rounded rectangle reads "mtm", and the byline reads "AN INTERNATIONAL FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY".

Take 10: The logo is done correctly.

## Pennines Television (1970)

Take 1: The transmitter and hill are missing.

Take 2: The text is missing.

Take 3: The logo is done correctly.

## Calico Media (1993)

Take 1: Salli does not appear.

Take 2: The text does not appear.

Take 3: Salli is asleep on her bed.

Take 4: Salli is sick and vomits all over the floor. The director (Billy Mays) yells "CUT!"

Take 5: The logo is set in a stall of a high school girl's bathroom instead of a bedroom. Salli is using the toilet. She shouts "What are you folks looking at!?" Billy Mays shouts "CUT!"

Take 6: Salli is replaced by Weegee (from "Mario is Missing!"). Salli comes in and runs away from Weegee.

Take 7: Salli is in her young adult form instead of her teenaged form.

Take 8: Salli is in her grown-up form instead of her teenaged form.

Take 9: Salli is in her preteen form instead of her teenaged form.

Take 10: Salli is in her little girl form instead of her teenaged form.

Take 11: Salli is genderswapped (and becomes a tuxedo cat, because male calico cats only exist as a result of feline birth defects). The company name reads "TUXEDO MEDIA". Billy shouts "I QUIT!"

Take 12: Salli is replaced with a teenaged boy wearing a really bad Salli costume (think a homemade Halloween costume). The company name reads "I SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS A FEMALE CALICO CAT". The new director (Strong Bad from Homestar Runner) says "CUT! Nice meme, though." (The writer of this is trans, by the way, so please don't get offended.)

Take 13: Salli bleeds all over her bed (don't ask how or why; gender-specific problems). Strong Bad vomits while trying to say "I QUIT!"

Take 14: Salli is replaced by Happy Cat (from a Russian cat food commercial, the website YTMND, and the Lolcat meme), the music is replaced by the "NEDM Song", and the company name says "NOT EVEN DOOM MUSIC JUSTIFIES BURNING CATS". The new director (Phil Swift from the FlexTape commercial) says "CUT! YTMND doesn't exist until 2004, NEDM doesn't exist until 2006, and Lolcats don't exist until 2007!"

Take 15: Salli is doing... something (which, according to a popular meme image, causes a deity to kill young cats). Phil says "EWW! I QUIT!"

Take 16: Salli isn't wearing any clothes. The new director (Anthony Sullivan) says "CUT! THIS LOGO IS SUPPOSED TO BE G-RATED!"

Take 17: Salli is a "trap", and has a visible b\*ner. Anthony says "I QUIT!".

Take 18: Salli is replaced by Ariana (a genderswapped version of Aaron). The company name is replaced by a white rounded-rectangular speech bubble with a red outline. Inside the speech bubble is "lol, genderbent fanart" in white with a red outline. The music is replaced by the instrumental part (the same one used in "LOL" YTMNDs) of "Running in the 90s" by Max Coveri. The new director (Mimsie from the MTM logo) says "MEOW! Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!" (which translates to "CUT! Initial D didn't exist until 1998, Running in the 90s didn't exist until 1998, and YTMND didn't exist until 2004!")

Take 19: The logo is set in Salli's shower instead of her bedroom, and we see her while showering, with steam censoring certain parts of her body. She shouts "What are you folks looking at!?" Mimsie shouts "MEOW!" ("CUT!")

Take 20: The logo is in the style of a "Windows XP" YTMND. Mimsie shouts "MEOW! Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!" ("CUT! Windows XP didn't exist until 2001 and YTMND didn't exist until 2004!")

Take 21: One of Salli's contact lenses cracks inside her eye.

Take 22: The text does not appear, and the music is replaced by "that Puzzle Room rip" from the YouTube channel *SiIvaGunner*. When the music turns to the "Continue" music from the Felix the Cat bootleg, two options appear to the bottom of the screen: "ДА" (literally "DA", meaning "YES") and "НЕТ" (literally "NYET", meaning "NO"). When the "Continue" music ends, a human hand selects "HET", causing a picture of Aaron (in his anthropomorphic design) r\*ping Salli's dead, bloodied body (Aaron appears to have clawed Salli to death), with the Russian text "ИГРА ОКОНЧЕНА" (literally "IGRA OKONCHYENA", meaning "GAME OVER") as a caption near the top. Mimsie says: "Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow! MEOW MEOW!" ("Kirby: Planet Robobot doesn't exist until 2016, Vinesauce doesn't exist until 2010, and SiIvaGunner doesn't exist until 2016! I QUIT!")

Take 23: The logo is set at the bottom of a swimming pool, and we see that Salli has died, possibly from drowning. The company name reads "SALLI DROWNED". The new director (Nozomi from Love Live) says "私はもう終了します！" (Japanese for "I QUIT ALREADY!")

Take 24: Salli has successfully committed suicide using a rope. The new director (Grand Dad 7) says "GRAND DAD?! GRAND DAD?! GRAND DAD?!" ("I QUIT ALREADY!")

Take 25: The logo is done correctly. The new director (Reichtangle from *Countryballs*) says "Wunderbar!" (German for "Wonderful!")

## Carlton "News/Broadcasting A"

Take 1: The radio waves don't come out of the A.

Take 2: The "C**A**RLTON" text reads "TH**A**MES TELEVISION" and the URL byline reads "A Pearson Television Company". The director (Guiyii) says "Thames lost their franchise in 1993! Get it right!"

Take 3: The "C**A**RLTON" text reads "RED**I**FFUSION LONDON" and the URL is missing.

Take 4: The logo is done correctly.