Ninja Brian

**Ninja Brian** (also known as just **Brian**) is the instrumentalist and one half of the musical comedy duo, Ninja Sex Party, alongside Danny Sexbang. He is played by Brian Wecht.

## Appearance

A ninja with turquoise eyes. Brian's ninja garb appears to just be a mask with a black shirt, pants, and shoes. From *I Just Want To (Dance)* up until *Cookies!*, Brian wore his original black ninja outfit with a yellow kanji on the chest and two serpents on either side. The kanji used reads similarly to *origin*, *back and forth*, and *advance quickly*. Brian's outfit was updated for *Take On Me* and remains the version in use. This updated outfit changes the kanji to read fittingly as *murder*, *kill*, or *beheading*, while the snakes have been swapped out for two dragons.

## Personality

Ninja Brian is a silent man and due to this is mysterious. However, he regularly displays merciless and violent behavior inflicted on Ninja Sex Party's foes, unwitting strangers, people who annoy him, and Danny (or the Dannequin). On tours, Brian has also attacked the members of TWRP. Despite his mistreatment of Danny, the two are still bandmates and usually best friends, with Brian acting as Danny's wingman or partner in crime on numerous occasions. While Brian's moods generally switch between stoic and angry, he is pleased by violence and sometimes shows off playful or sensitive sides. In "Wondering Tonight", for example, Brian consoles a heartbroken Danny. In contrast to Danny, Brian is usually chaste, although in "Sex Training" he is the program's co-trainer and in "Dragon Slayer" he ends up leaving with the girl, football player, scientist, weightlifter, dragon, and Manticore, although his intentions are unclear. Brian frequently uses the middle finger.

## Skills

Being a ninja, Brian has access to a variety of ninja abilities including teleportation, cloning, and elemental manipulation, as well as possessing incredible speed, agility, and weapons skills. He is a talented musician, able to harness the power of his keyboard into a weapon itself.

## Trivia

* Ninja Brian never speaks, except for once, in I Just Want To (Dance) where he sings and even shows his face.
* Ninja Brian has been shown to have many superhuman abilities, such as exploding things with his mind and the ability to duplicate himself and/or make shadow-clone-type images of himself.
* Sometimes, he falls for Danny in the adventures he has with him, as seen in the music video for Heart Boner .
* Most of the times however he acts angered and annoyed at Danny's antics: he poisons him and throws him down from a cliff in If We Were Gay, leaves him to be shot on by the President's bodyguards in Everybody Shut Up, returning only to kick him in the stomach while he lays wounded and steals his date in First Date and Dragon Slayer

## References

1. ↑ Ninja Sex Party (October 22, 2009). "I Just Want To (Dance) - NSP" at 1:45 Retrieved August 19, 2021 (Video).
2. ↑ Ninja Sex Party (June 11, 2013). "Let's Get This Terrible Party Started" at 1:50 Retrieved August 19, 2021 (Video).
3. ↑ Ninja Sex Party (April 24, 2012). "Next To You - NSP" at 2:35 Retrieved August 19, 2021 (Video).
4. ↑ Ninja Sex Party (August 2, 2018). "Heart Boner - NSP" at 3:45 Retrieved August 19, 2021 (Video).