Plot of Migui and Neo

Editor: Neo/minnicle

Illustrator: Neo/minnicle

### **Overview**

In a world, a mysterious object falls from out of space no crashes from outer space, two brothers from England end up in the wrong place at the wrong time and have to go on an adventure to save the world and make new friends along the way using new superpowers they gained from the gameing gas that they inhaled.

### Beginning

Neo and Migui are lounging casually in their magic tree house on a bunk bed, when they hear a loud thud and they're like "what!?" so they decide to investigate. They slide down the pole yeah and they go to investigate. They decide to check at the local fire station first and they notice behind it, there's a decently-sized crater. They then notice the comet. Then, from the comet, a mysterious purple gas (purple) starts to rise out of the comet causing our protagonists to start coughing and wheezing. Then suddenly a mysterious figure bursts out of the comet as if hatching from an egg, and it starts chasing them to their magical tree house.

Just when they thought it was all over, someone giant comes from behind and shoots the figure with a shotgun which gives them time to run back up the tree house by using their magical trampoline which bounces them up really high. At that point, Neo sits down with his body on the bunk bed and smacks his lips. And then the mysterious giant somebody comes into the magical tree house. He stands up and points at something and the giant somebody (he still doesn't know what the giant is) pulls out a round table from his jacket and places it down and then begins to explain that he is an officer from the earth police (has a mysterious Russian accent.)

He pulls out the mysterious figure from his jacket. The two brothers are now able to see that the mysterious figure from the comet is an angry, middle-aged Welsh man wearing clothes that looks like they're from the 1920s. All four of them sit around the table that the giant earth policeman with a mysterious Russian accent pulled out of his jacket and he explains that his name is Vladimir Vladislavovna, but his nickname is just Vladdy. The Welsh man begins talking in Welsh, and Vladdy translates for him. The mysterious Welsh man's name is Lladrad Tseiniaidd, and he's from 1928 and time travelled to 2020 by using his mysterious magical space powers to summon a comet to fly around the earth really fast to go into the future to warn the earth about the evil dark peoples' plans to release a dangerous virus, "SCONE-1928", which will cause all humans to not game and to grow mysterious, edgy facial tattoos, to become the dark people.

Then the Welsh man pulls out a sceptre and explains that he is a mysterious, magical sorcerer that can use the powers of fire, ice, electricity and light. He then says that, for some reason, the two brothers have to help him fight the evil dark people to stop them from spreading the mysterious, magical virus. The two boys agree but they are worried that they will be killed because they don't have any weapons or super powers. But then, the Welsh man says that they have inhaled the mysterious, magical, mighty gameing gas and that now the brothers can use the power of friendship to make anyone their friends (except the dark people, otherwise the plot would be resolved too quickly.) Vladdy explains that he is the last of the earth police that hasn't been corrupted by the mysterious, magical SCONE-1928, and he is going to help the brothers on their quest that they have been dragged into for some reason. He explains that his superpower is shotguns.

The Welsh man uses his powers to teleport the squad to an island in the middle of the United States. The brothers ask why they have gone to an island in the middle of the United States. The Welsh man explains that the clue to finding the evil dark peoples’ evil dark lair is on this island in the middle of the United States. On the island in the middle of the United States, the brothers see a massive clocktower next to a hotel that is called “The Hotel on the island in the middle of the United States”. The squad walk into the hotel and they all realise they are hungry and so they decide to enter the pizza shop called “The Pizza Shop inside of the hotel on the island in the middle of the United States.”

Inside the pizza shop inside of the hotel on the island in the middle of the United States, the squad finds a mountain ranger called Arlo and his team of heisters, who are after the same clue to find the evil dark people so that they can save the world and take all of the glory for themselves, which the squad doesn’t like. The squad and the team of heisters get into an argument and end up fighting each other in an intense standoff. The mountain ranger Arlo and his team of heisters force the brothers down a staircase, where the brothers find themselves in the basement of the pizza shop in the hotel on the island in the middle of the United States and are surrounded by the heisters. Vladdy saves the brothers and brings them outside of the shop into the hotel. The squad surrounds the pizza shop until Vladdy shoots them all with an explosive shotgun. The brothers leave for the roof of the building, whilst Vladdy and the Welsh man hold them off. Arlo chases after the brothers and fires at them with his dart gun.

Eventually, the brothers are stuck at the top of the clocktower and things are looking bad for them as Arlo surrounds them! But then, they remember the Welsh man’s words and use the power of friendship to make Arlo realise that saving the world is more important than personal glory and they decide to team up with Arlo to destroy the dark people. Unfortunately, the heisters won’t join them because they were killed by Vladdy and the Welsh man. They then realise that the real clue to find the evil dark people was the friends that they made along the way. Then, magically, the island in the middle of the United States begins to rise out of the lake in the middle of the United States (because it was in the lake) and they travel up to the clouds where a mysterious object floats towards them. It looks like a person but it is actually a human.

“My name is Ben and I’m from the mysterious Netherlands.”

The human then turns into a sword which Neo then picks up and points to a map of the world that appeared in the sky. The sword points towards North Korea. The quintet then realises that they all have to fight the evil and mysterious Jim Kong Un, the son of a ruthless, mysterious dictator, and who is also the leader of BNK (beyond North Korea) the popular K-Pop group, to find the evil dark people. Ben explains that the Armies of Darkness, the army of dark earth where the evil dark people live, turned him into a flying sword meant to harm people but he resisted becoming evil to help destroy them. He then decides to become Neo’s weapon and quirky sidekick.

### **Beginning of the Middle**

The Welsh man teleports the quintet to North Korea, where they are all shocked to find a lot of poverty and poor people, which they think are disgusting and idiots for being poor and in poverty. They sneak around at night to try and not be caught by the evil military, and accidentally bump into Jim Kong Un, during his daily jog at night. They end up in a really big fight, where they fight Jim and the military, where Jim uses his powers of censorship to ban the quintet from using their super powers. They end up falling into a waterfall, that is in North Korea for some reason. Neo wakes up in a special boat that he has found himself in. The boat floats into a room. Soon after, a squid runs in. Neo asks what it is and he replies that he is Kong’s submarine, who has turned good because he doesn’t like being a slave, which confuses Neo.

The squid submarine then opens a secret passage that leads to a mysterious room, where a mysterious figure looks at neo. Naomi discovers Neo is fighting another Neo in a room. She and the squid submarine decide to take him to their house and give him some bread to eat. Neo seems a bit tense though and asks why they brought him to their house. The squid submarine just explains that her house is underground and they need to find the main door, and they need his help. Neo takes them to the special boat and they travel to the main door, where they find out the rest of the group were captured by the earth military, with the help of conqueror Neopolitan, the leader of the earth police. Neo, Naomi and the squid submarine devise a plan to save them. But before they can devise a plan, Dark Neo, the Neo that Neo was fighting, appears behind them and they get into a massive fight, but Dark Neo gets crushed by the squid submarine because he is literally made out of metal.

They then ask who Dark Neo is, and he explains that he is the dark version of Neo who has come to stop the group from destroying all dark people. The group laughs at his tattoos before murdering him, but it is later revealed that he is resurrected by mysterious and magical productivity gas, the opposite and evil form of gameing gas, which is also blue (blue). Productivity gas gives people the power of being alive again, however there is only a 50% chance it will work, so dark Neo was lucky. Meanwhile, Migui and the others are having dinner at the prison in Paris, when Conqueror Neopolitan asks Jim Kong Un what happened to Naomi, there as a result he finds out that, while being held in prison for watching Child Pornography™, Naomi spent 8 days walking around a hut (perhaps to aid in her recovery from watching too much Child Pornography™) but she remembers nothing of this. While in the hut, she slipped through a 1cm hole by using her superpower of fitting through 1cm holes, it comes to no one’s surprise that it ever came in handy. That’s how she ended up in her underground house.

Conqueror Neopolitan notes that the people from the Pentagon were probably planning to kill Naomi, because the Pentagon and a representative from the Patriots (a political party that aims to achieve independence for the island in the middle of the United States) dispatched a team of FSLN soldiers to take her back to the hut prison. The FLSN means the Sandinista National Liberation Front, which is a socialist political party in Nicaragua. The acronym makes sense in Spanish, believe me. Suddenly, Conqueror Neopolitan and the others are attacked by the "Fossil Faces", these will be the FSLN soldiers that were going to take Naomi because they were ordered to by the Pentagon! After an intense fight where Neopolitan, Jim, Migui and the others team up to fight the Fossil Faces, Neo and his new friends kill Jim Kong Un with Ben, that quirky sword side kick we didn’t just forget about until now, and save the others. However, Neo uses all of his friendship strength, and almost gets killed by Neopolitan, but is saved by Arlo, who uses his super power of dart guns to make Neopolitan go away back to the earth police headquarters. Naomi informs everybody that she must sleep in order to give Neo a chance to recover his friendship strength by sleeping.

The group decided to stay at the prison in Paris until the next day because they were tired from traveling to France from North Korea in literally one day. Wait, how did Neo and Naomi get to Paris from North Korea? Anyway, the group bonds and becomes greater friends. They bond by playing hide and seek and questioning what the fuck the squid submarine is, how it was born and why it exists, almost as if it was created randomly by a bot. They also learn more about each other, for example, Arlo tells everyone about how he was born and conceived on a mountain in the middle of the United States and since then has always wanted to become a mountain ranger, but even though he is one now, he still has no idea what they do. The Welsh man also reveals that he isn’t actually human, but Welsh. When she wakes up, Naomi reveals she is black and a feminist, who is a brave woman who doesn’t conform to North Korea’s strict standards - she needs no man. In fact, she is a lesbian.

She even has a catchphrase - “No bigger, no smaller - I’ll fit through it!”

When morning comes, Vladdy realises that the Squid Submarine was the clue they were looking for in North Korea, because after shooting him for being a submarine, a magical and mysterious portal opened in front of them.

“Woah, look at that portal that appeared. Livid!” He exclaimed in his mysterious Russian accent.

Vladdy enters the portal with Migui, to test where it goes. At first all they can see is darkness.

"Have we entered the portal?" asked Migui nervously.

"I don't know. My cybernetic eyes can't see it." Replied Vladdy. Vladdy then uses his cybernetic eyes to light up the area in front of them, and suddenly they can see that they are on dark earth, the home of the evil dark people.

Because he is giant, Vladdy hits his head on something and when he looks up, he realises he is in an orchard, which makes sense, because the evil dark people can only survive by eating apples, which makes him realise where he is. Migui then calls to the others to join them, which they do. Once the others enter the portal, Naomi accidentally falls down a 1cm hole again, so Migui jumps in after her to save her, because he is a white knight. Once he reaches the bottom of the hole, Migui sees a lot of fire, making him realise the 1cm hole was actually a portal to the hell dimension. Migui notices a lot of girls in the distance, so he goes off to get some to help him get Naomi back, but he accidentally makes all of the girls horny as they have never seen a man before, so he leaves because he realises he hates women. He eventually finds Naomi, who has been re-chosen by a Buddhist God. As the two decide that they are in love, even though Naomi is a lesbian, the adult demons around them start killing Migui. He asks them to stop, but they don't.

The demons leave, and Migui is about to die, but then Naomi uses her other magical superpower to resurrect Migui because she is a Mary Sue at this point. The two then passionately kiss, which teleports them back to the others, leaving the hell dimension because of the power of love, which the hell dimension doesn’t like.

“Maybe women aren’t that bad after all.”

Migui scratched the back of his head, blushing.

“Our love transcends sexual preferences,” moaned Naomi, in adoration.

Meanwhile, in the Pentagon, The United States Department of Defence realise the Fossil Faces were killed, and send a robot called McGarrigle to resurrect them!

### Ending of the Middle

The group of heroes roam about the dark dimension, astonished by how no video games or gamers exist in the dark dimension! The evil Frog-man takes this opportunity to deal a surprise attack to the Welsh man, knocking him unconscious. The Frog-man then uses his super power of puking bombs out of his mouth to knock Neo and Arlo unconscious. Ben then flies towards the Frog-man in a blind rage, stabbing him through the spleen, but the Frog-man just walks it off and vores Ben, trapping him inside the Frog-man. The Frog-man tries attacking the Squid Submarine, but because he is made out of metal, the Frog-man struggles to defeat him with his bombs.

Migui creates a pretty convincing magical weapon while the Frog-man was distracted that he then uses to kill the frog-man in an explosion of lightning, As he was about to attack Naomi, which Migui couldn’t allow because of his blinding love for her. Ben was then able to free himself from the Frog-man's insides, which scared him for life. Neo then picks him up and consoles him. The Frog-man may have been dead, but the group of heroes wouldn’t be safe yet because the evil dark police show up and arrest them all. The group of Heroes are taken to the evil dark prison, but are then introduced to Dark Neo and Dark Migui. A tense debate about the ethics of leaving portals to the hell dimension lying around in the floor ensues between the heroes and the evil dark counterparts, before the group of heroes are all taken to a large, evil, dark throne room.

Next the group of heroes are introduced to the king of the evil dark people, an evil, fat blonde pig (who doesn't have a purple axe, which is weird considering he had a rainbow sword!) who has a disease that makes him slowly, slowly lose his hair, leaving a massive bald patch at the top of his head! He introduces himself as David Barlett, in a thick, mysterious, evil,  scottish accent! He explains that he will not spread SCONE-1928 if the heroes find the cure for his disease. The heroes agree and ask where they can find the cure, to which he responds:

“It is split into two pieces, the first is located at Alabama in the south east of the United states, and the second is located at the Argos in London.”

The Welsh man then uses his magical, mysterious powers to teleport the heroes to Alabama in the south east of the United States. Once the heroes reach Alabama in the south east of the United States, Neo and Migui get worried because in Alabama it is required by law to commit incest, which Migui is especially worried about because his heart only belongs to Naomi, and he doesn’t want to get dumped after only being in a relationship for less than a day!

“Is it too early to worry about the whole incest thing? Not really, but it certainly does create some enjoyable tension as I guess if you want to get mad at everyone then you should get mad at everyone... My head will explode. But still, I thought it was a pretty good twist of events to end up here” Migui debated

"I'm like the fox that laid the golden eggs, you know?" Neo replied

And they arrive at the beach in Alabama, which may be the coolest part of the whole story as they meet Shutter Island. The island is an archipelago that is mostly off the grid, meaning it is completely off the grid because no one is around so the island can live in peace and security. The group of heroes decide to go explore and experience new cultures before they leave  the beach to search somewhere else. The Welsh Man starts to telepathically feel something strange, so he tries to search for the source, but then notices the source is coming from Shutter Island, who shocks the entire group by speaking!

The Island is pretty shy at first, but after Naomi and the brothers’ use the power of friendship and love, it starts talking more openly. The island had a strange pakistani accent, which Vladdy doesn’t like because he is a massive racist, so he starts firing at the island with his shotgun. This scares Shutter Island away, who swims out far into the ocean. The group goes inside the Squid Submarine and chases after Shutter Island in the water. Eventually, the group catches up with Shutter Island, and Naomi calms him down. The group decides to go onto Shutter Island because the Squid Submarine keeps moaning everytime someone presses a button inside of him, which creeps them all out.

Shutter Island feels pain whenever someone steps on him however, so Arlo fires a sleeping dart at Shutter Island to make him fall asleep and not feel the pain. The Squid Submarine tries to explain to Vladdy why racism is bad while the rest of the heroes search around Shutter island to see if he is where the first half of the cure is located. Shutter Island is quite mountainous, but luckily, Arlo is an expert mountain ranger, and easily guides everyone to the highest peak, where they find a podem with a chest on it. Neo tries cramming Ben into the keyhole, which ends up bending him, and puts him into a concussion, meaning he can’t be used for a while until he heals, However, at least the chest opened! And the cure was inside! But before they could reach it, Conqueror Neopolitan attacked out of nowhere!!! An intense fight ensues, where the leader of the Earth Police deals heavy damage to the team of Heroes, and almost defeats them, but Vladdy and the Squid Submarine show up!

Vladdy, now realising the mistakes of his old, racist ways, uses his new-found powers of equality and acceptance to absolutely pummel Conqueror Neopolitan. However, Neopolitan has a trick up his sleeve, as he summons the entire Earth Police Navy, which starts to shell Shutter Island. This awakens Shutter Island from his slumber, which enrages him, and he starts to ram into the ships, absolutely wrecking them. Neopolitan tries to attack the badly wounded heroes, but the Squid Submarine, who is unaffected by the shells, protects them from Neopolitan with his metal body. Eventually, Shutter Island shakes conqueror Neopolitan into the Ocean, killing him as he is highly allergic to water. Shutter Island also manages to destroy the entire Earth Police Navy, which impresses the Welsh Man, who asks Shutter island to join them on their quest, which he gladly accepts.

Neo grabs the first half of the cure, and stores it in the Squid Submarine to keep it safe. The group of heroes, with their new friend Shutter Island, decide to get pizza at the pizza shop in the hotel on the island in the middle of the United States to celebrate their victory. Migui even rebels against Alabama law and doesn’t commit incest, and instead kisses Naomi, strengthening their love for each other. Later in the day, during dusk, the Welsh Man teleports the group to London, where they will have to find the Argos holding the last piece of the cure…

Late that night, McGarrigle, the resurrecting robot, is seen floating in the ocean, which has many destroyed ships floating around. He is seen heading towards a lifeless, floating body…

### Before The Climax

The Group of heroes reach London, and are very careful because every Londeners’ favourite hobby is stabbing. While searching for the mystical and mysterious Argos, The group are ambushed by a group of druggies, who try to forcefully make the heroes play London’s favourite game of stabbing. However, Vladdy kills them all because he has a gun. While running for his life, Arlo is surprised to see a nice gentleman named Philip Chaudoir, who introduces himself as 'One-Eyed', a Fairy Godfather. They initially think that he's a werewolf, but he actually only has two eyes. They do agree that he is your average charming and easy-going being, and he decides that they should join him for some friendly games of tennis. However the group declines as they have to complete their mission. Shutter Island, who is very tall, notices the Argos through the rubble of the buildings he accidentally destroyed while moving through London.

However, Shutter Island is very shy, and is too anxious to tell the rest of the group. Fortunately, Ben awakens from his concussion, caused by Neo trying to jam him into a chest, and gets in a heated argument with Neo, causing him to leave the group because he doesn’t think good friends should jam you into a chest, putting you into a concussion. Philip Chaudoir tells them he will help them locate the Argos if they promise to play tennis with him later, which they agree to. Philip then explains that he has to become someone’s Godfather, so he becomes the Squid Submarine’s Godfather. The Squid Submarine wishes for the Argos to come to them, so Philip grants the wish and the Argos begins to come to them, destroying even more buildings. But they discover that the Argos is highly fortified and being guarded by the Fossil Faces?! But weren’t they killed? And now they are roboticized, making them stronger!

The group then devises a plan to break into the Argos, but Because he is literally an Island, Shutter Island just rams into the Argos, levelling it to the ground. The group then rushes to the Argos to catch up with Shutter Island, but then the group is sucked inside the Argos’ remains. Instead of encountering the Fossil Faces, they find a new lair full of some disgusting living rocks and amphibians. The Fossil Faces begin emerging from the sands, and start posing as the Mona Lisa in order to disguise themselves. Philip realises this and subsequently uses his amphibian powers transform the group into fish to run away through the water

They swim for a short while and then run into a group of monks, and have their lives threatened. The Squid Submarine protects them and they flee and enter a ruined castle that Naomi noticed. They then revert back to their original forms. Inside, the group finds the Replica Mona Lisa, which Philip tells the group was stolen from Atlantis 600 hundred years ago by the evil monk men. Naomi then accidentally walks into a 1cm hole to the hell dimension again, and so Migui goes to save his true love again, and the rest of the heroes follow him.

The Group then faces one of the most terrifying creatures of all, a Krabby Exoskeleton. Philip then proposes that since the entire group has been trapped, it would be better for him to just fly the whole group back to Atlantis, which was his birth place. The group just decides to battle the Krabby Exoskeleton, but because It has gotten bigger, Shutter Island got intimidated as he liked being the largest character in the story. This had a large mental impact on him, so Shutter Island has his memories erased by Philip so he doesn’t dream about the Krabby Exoskeleton being larger than him. The Welsh man freezes the Exoskeleton's legs with his sceptre,allowing Vladdy and Arlo to open fire at the monster, giving Migui time to try and find Naomi. Migui eventually finds Naomi, but Migui finally finds Naomi.

However the Fossil Faces were actually holding her hostage, and one of them aimed a gun at Naomi, who panics. The Fossil Faces leader, Biggs, tries to force her into a monstrosity, but her mental resistance matches his. She then manages to escape and runs towards Migui, However, Biggs is already outside the operating theatre and shoots Migui in the head and impales him on his own pretty convincing magical weapon. Migui screams in pain, only for Biggs to pull out his crossbow and fire a bolt into his skull, killing him. As Biggs exits the theatre, the dead and lifeless Exoskeleton is thrown at Biggs by Vladdy, which kills Biggs. The other Fossil Faces try to attack Vladdy with their brand new laser hands they got from being roboticized, but Vladdy is saved by Ben, the flying quirky sword sidekick, who impales all the enemies. Ben forgives Neo for giving him a concussion because he has no other friends, and Naomi uses the power of love and feminism to resurrect Migui again.

The Squid Submarine starts to moan intensely, so Neo goes inside him to investigate, and finds the first half of the cure was glowing and vibrating. Philip then notices the same was happening to the replica of the Mona Lisa. Neo and Philip put the first half of the cure and the replica of Mona Lisa together, which creates the completed cure. To celebrate their victory, the group returns to the hotel on the island in the middle of the United States and play tennis with their new fairy Godfather friend called Philip. The group have a second bonding period, where they play hide and seek again and play tag. They also learn more about Philip, and about how he is unpredictable, manic, chaotic and deranged all rolled into one. While having an understandable hatred of humans, he is far more willing to get into trouble because of his Atlantic heritage.

During sunset, Neo and Migui watch as the Squid Submarine and Shutter Island race each other in the lake in the middle of the United States. They talk to Naomi and the Welsh Man, and express their worries that David barlett, the Blonde Pig King of the evil dark people, may betray them or they may be arrested by the United States Department of Defence, to which the Welsh Man responds,

"They will. They will arrest you in front of your family and friends, and then we will rescue you by magic!"

Naomi then adds,

"The Blonde Pig King, David Barlett, could set up a rebellion against the Department of Defence, and that would be a damn disgrace to the Department of Defence!"

The Welsh Man says, with confusion and anger in his eyes,

"We've been working on this. Once the threat of SCONE-1928 is gone, we'll head for the ship and bomb the Pentagon." He doesn't answer, only staring ahead for a few seconds more.

The other three stare at him with confusion and fear, and the Welsh Man has only made the brothers’ fears worse, until Arlo shows up and adds,

"I am not only a mountain ranger, but also an United States Federal Government employee and not affiliated with any Government, but I am not afraid of being arrested on account of my mercenary work for the United States Government. The only men who would dare to arrest me are the members of an international terrorist organization."

This makes the Neo feel better, knowing that only terrorists would try to arrest them, as he personally doesn't know any terrorists. However, Migui doesn’t believe Arlo and thinks Neo is stupid for thinking he can trust him,

“You can't trust anyone, don't you remember? You were so stupid to trust anyone in the beginning, didn't you say? Hahahaha. Always before your life became a problem did you think you were a simple child, you were clearly brainwashed, you only followed the kids in the project.”

This makes Neo become upset, because of his brother’s mean comments and the responsibility placed on him, but Ben the quirky, flying sword sidekick comforts Neo,

“I'm afraid to tell you this, but you know, if David Barlett, king of the evil dark people, meets Migui, maybe he’ll get bored and he'll go kill some Jews.”

Ben also mentions how while he was separated from the group, he had been imprisoned in his home by a ‘silly girl who dresses like a man’. Naomi inquires if the Welsh Man is a Government spy, he denies it, but that the Government must be trying to hold back the ills of automation which he believes are coming. He states that the government must find ways to stop us from creating families and create competitive advantages. He states that we've created families to satisfy our desires, but that's part of it, then proceeds to say that the government has failed in making the families we've created something truly superior to society at large.

“We are now in a time where it seems there is more demand for housing than capacity, and as the Dutch proverb puts it, *‘It's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.’"*

Naomi is very confused by this rant and realises the Welsh Man is just a crazy, old conspiracy theorist who fears he will lose his job to automation. After the conversation, the group goes back to Naomi’s underground house in North Korea, and Vladdy fires his shotgun at the Squid Submarine again to re-open the portal to the Dark Earth, and they all enter. But what the heroes don’t notice is that McGarrigle the resurrecting robot was following them, and he enters the portal as well, and starts to head towards the evil Frog-Man!

### Climax

As the group of ten nervously and cautiously approach the evil dark castle, they reflect back on their journey up until this point. The two brothers reflect on how their lives used to be so normal before the comet crashed behind the local fire station, and miss that feeling of being normal, until they realise that they have made such great friends along the way, and in Migui’s case, they even found true love. Migui looks over to Naomi, and puts his arm around her shoulder. Neo, Migui, Vladdy, the Welsh Man, Arlo, Ben, Naomi, the Squid Submarine, Shutter Island and Philip all stare at their final destination, and bond for possibly the last time. They spice things up and play musical chairs instead of hide and seek, Shutter Island thanks the group for making him feel like he belongs somewhere, Naomi and the Squid Submarine thank Neo for helping them find the main door to their underground house, Philip thanks the group for playing tennis with him, Vladdy thanks the Squid Submarine for teaching him about why racism is bad and Arlo thanks the brothers for teaching him the value of friendship and teamwork.

Neo addresses the whole group before they enter the evil dark throne room, mentioning how proud he is of them, and is amazed at how large the group has grown, now including ten members since the original four. He reflects on how they have all learned something important and grown as people, except Philip who joined late. The group enter the evil, dark throne room through the evil, dark front doors, but Shutter Island enters by destroying a wall to the side of the evil, dark castle. The Heroes pass the cure to the king, and he says, "Well thanks" as he turns into a giant muscular Frankenstein monster, after eating the cure, and starts punching the heroes. They were taken by surprise and are badly hurt, but they were partially shielded by the Squid Submarine, so they were able to fight back. Dark Neo and Dark Migui also show up to join the fight. An intense battle ensues, with all the members from both sides shouting "You shall not pass" to each other. The heroes were doing well in the fight, until the Squid Submarine is hit by King David Barlett's monstrous and muscular fists, destroying him, which severely damaged the heroes will to fight, as well as their chance of winning, since the Squid Submarine had been carrying the whole team the entire time.

Things aren’t looking good, until Neo and Migui suddenly remember that they have the power of friendship. Shutter Island holds off David and the rest of the team hold off the dark dopplegangers, giving the brothers, Naomi and Vladdy enough time to use the three strongest forces, friendship, love and acceptance to resurrect the Squid Submarine. The Squid Submarine is successfully resurrected, and is empowered by the three forces, and he gains the power to manipulate the seas, making it look like he had been washed up on the beach. Shutter Island was beginning to lose to David, so the Squid Submarine used his new power to absolutely obliterate David, causing him to return to his original form. Shutter Island is saved, and David's plan for an individual identity is foiled. David is sent to prison and Dark Neo and Dark Migui are killed from torture and suffocation.

The team of Heroes celebrate their victory over David and the evil dark people, and the threat of SCONE-1928 was gone forever. The heroes decide to then go home and announce that since the cure was made in France, there is a protest going on about the lack of respect towards the French people.  Once home at the magical tree house where the journey began, the heroes decide to play another game of hide and seek, and McGarrigle finally decides to strike after waiting so long. He uses his rocket launcher attached to his metal body to fire a rocket at the magical treehouse, destroying the entire thing in an explosion of orange and yellow. He assumes all the heroes to be dead, and starts to walk away without realising that all the heroes had noticed him and quickly hid inside of the Squid Submarine, saving them from the blast. All of the heroes, including Shutter Island, exit the Squid Submarine and start to attack McGarrigle, taking him by surprise. He is badly damaged and about to be lynched by the heroes, but McGarrigle laughs, saying that his employers, the Pentagon, aren’t going to give up that easily. The group are confused until they remember overhearing Conqueror Neopolitan and Jim Kong Un in the prison in Paris  talking about how Naomi was wanted for escaping her prison hut, which she was in for watching Child Pornography™.

After a while, all the villains show up with a number of impressive weapons, including a giant wheeled “knife”. The heroes notice that all the villains that they thought were dead were actually alive and roboticized, just like the Fossil Faces. Villains like Conqueror Neopolitan, Jim Kong Un, the Frog-Man, Dark Neo, Dark Migui and even the heisters, who wanted to get revenge from Arlo who became friends with the people who killed them. And even the most iconic, memorable and dangerous villain from this story showed up, the United States Department of Defense!!!!! In a massive, mechanised Pentagon!!!!! The climactic final fight ensues, with the brothers’ using all the skills they’ve learned and the friends they made along the way to fight most of their past villains, who were all much stronger and thirsty for revenge. Their revenge? They want to return to the past, and wipe out all those that defeated them in the first place. Shutter Island focuses on the Pentagon, while the rest of the heroes use the new skills they learned throughout the journey to absolutely demolish the roboticized villains. And then the heroes end up killing all the villains because they were drawn and quartered, and can now focus on the true villain of the story, who was in control of everything behind the scenes.

The United States Department of Defence.

“Migui and Neo then use all their friendship strength to just slip past every trap and trapdoor in the Department of Defence, sneaking into the covert research and development divisions of the Department, leaving behind a trail of blood behind them, just to kill someone who had a problem with that! Although it's an incredibly convenient way to kill someone in real life, it's really not realistic in fiction. And that's why I wouldn't recommend using it.”

“Anyway, where was I? Oh yes, so me and your Uncle used the remainder of our friendship strength after that to destroy the department of defence once and for all. And that, my children, is how me and your mummy saved the world” An older Migui tells his two children, with his wife Naomi in his arms.

### Ending

“What happened to all of your friends, daddy?” asked Migui’s son, Migui JR.

“Well son, Arlo the mountain ranger and Vladdy the giant Earth Policeman worked together to create a charity focused on raising awareness about the importance of friendship, teamwork and acceptance of people with dark skin. The Welsh Man decided to part ways with us and head to 2112 to gather a new group of heroes to fight the evil dark people again and stop them from spreading a new virus. We all collectively realised none of us liked Philip, so we kicked him out of the group. Apparently he is still looking for someone to play tennis with to this day.”

“The Squid Submarine and Shutter island returned to the island in the middle of the United States and got married in a homosexual relationship, having ten children total. David Barlett finished his prison sentence and became not evil, and he started to help people love each other, which helped me a lot. And, well, we all know what happened to your Uncle.”

“What happened to Uncle Neo, Daddy?” asked Migui’s daughter, Naomi JR.

“well, he turned out to be homosexual and every man except Philip rejected him, so he became a school shooter for a short time, before retiring and being killed by adult demons from the hell dimension. By the way, remember how I was killed twice?”

“Hey, darling, whatever happened to Ben? You know, that quirky, flying sword sidekick of Neo’s?” asked Naomi, Migui’s loving and caring lesbian wife.

“Oh yeah, I kept forgetting about him. I don’t know what happened to him…”

### **The ...end?**

One year has passed since the death of the United States Department of Defence, and Ben, the quirky, flying sword sidekick, is pretty pissed he is still a sword. He and Neo decide to go on an adventure to remove his curse placed on him by the Armies of Darkness. This sounds interesting, but it ends up being much less interesting than it sounds. The Squid Submarine and Vladdy join them as well for some good old adventure.

Since the end of the last journey, the pesky United States of America secretly started another war to take control of the world.  The two sides – the Alliance for Freedom and the Alliance for St. Peter – fought until only one was left. Who is the fake United States of America? What is the relationship between the two? Why did the real United States of America start the war, and why was the fake United States of America not at the beginning of it? What does the actual United States of America and the fake United States of America actually stand for? And what does the Alliance for Freedom stand for?

The former Russian satellites of the United States of America?

According to Yuri Petrov, US President Donald Trump deliberately sent a US Marine platoon and a bunch of soldiers to the fictional area of St. Petersburg. This is believed to be the way the US Navy, Admiral William McRaven has tried to weaken Russia so that it will fall under US control. While at the fictional city of St.Petersburg in Russia, the platoon stumbled across an evil, magical, dark and mysterious portal and they were sucked into it, never to be seen again. Neo and Ben decide to check the portal to see if it leads to anywhere that may be able to lift the curse.

The journey begins with its protagonist Ben, flying on the squid submarine, kamikazeing his way through the World's worst terrible town, St Petersburg. Once he gets to the city, he's greeted by huge, absurdly attractive ladies, whom he is not allowed to touch, and is forced to watch them all day get seduced by Vladdy, which deeply upsets him. The four heroes, Ben, Neo Vladdy and the Squid Submarine are eventually kidnapped by a bunch of gangsters and transported to a ruined village, where they are forced to watch a priest rape a young girl. The Squid Submarine manages to escape his handcuffs and frees Ben, who stabs the priest, almost killing him.

Vladdy picks up the priest, and asks him in his mysterious russian accent, “are you a Nazi or a Buddhist?”