Squidward's Suicide (CD Version)

Squidward staring at the viewer.

Squidward's Suicide (CD Version) is the CD port of Squidward's Suicide, made by Andrew Skinner in May of 2005. The CD Version is the same as the Tape Version, with the same plot but with differences in the animation. This version was originally confused with the Tape Version but it was proved that this was the CD Version.

## The Plot

The episode begins with the title card, and then the opening credits read: Paul Tibbit, Mark O'Hare, Peter Burns, Tom Yasumi and Derek Drymon. The names were put in, again, to disguise the original creators.

We are given a view of Conch Street from a distance. The screen zooms in on the houses as the production music plays, precisely "Aloha". After a few seconds, the view changes to a closeup view Squidward's house. Squidward is playing his clarinet and Spongebob can be heard laughing outside. Squidward stops playing, and looks out his window. He yells to Spongebob to knock it off as he has a concert to practice for that night. Spongebob says okay, and Squidward moves away from the window, as the screen turns red for a few seconds.

The bubbles pop up, and the start of the concert can be seen. Squidward starts playing his performance and as the shot goes to the crowd, everyone starts booing Squidward, but they all have realistic eyes as they boo him. Even Spongebob was booing.

The scene switches to Squidward sitting on the side of his bed looking depressed. There is absolutely no audio. After thirty seconds, Squidward covers his face and starts sobbing softly. There is a faint noise in the background, it is the sound of a gale blowing through a forest. Another strange sound is a deep, odd laughter. Soon the screen twists in on itself and goes back to normal.

After 20 seconds, the screen twitches and blurs and twists and a single frame flashes over the screen. If one were to rewind it, the result is absolutely horrible. It is a real photo of a dead six year old boy, mangled and cut open and all. Squidward is now crying realistic blood. After 20 seconds, the screen twists again, and another frame pops up. This time a six year old girl is shown horribly disfigured and mutilated, and is, like the other kid, on pavement.

Squidward goes silent as does all sound. Squidward uncovers his eyes. They are realistic and bulging. Blood is running down his face. He stares at the viewer for about ten seconds, then starts to cry again. It is earsplittingly loud. The laughter and wind return. Squidward's crying is now mixed with screams. This happens for about a minute and a half or so, and 15 seconds before the end of the scene, a sequence of five frames flashes over the screen. They depict a short "video" of a hand reaching into another boy's chest around the age of the boy in the first photo, and then holding his eye. The eye even blinks for two the final two frames.

At the end of the long, horrifying stare of Squidward, the scene zooms out and Squidward has a pistol in his hands. He puts the gun to his mouth, and fires. The final seconds consists of Squidward's lifeless body lying on the floor, blood dripping from his mouth, and blood on the wall. The tape then ends abruptly.

## Variants

Squidward's Suicide has had variants, such as:

* The Original Version | the tape that was sent to Nick studios in 2005.
* Pre-Release Version | a version of the tape made in July 2004, scrapped for unknown reasons.
* Leland Variant | The Version Released By Leland
* The Forbidden Nickelodeon Files Variant | The Tape Uploaded By The Unknown Ex Nick Intern
* MrJoshGonzales Variant | The Version Uploaded By Josh

## Release

Four versions of this CD were released:

Squidward's Suicide Tape V.1The first footage.Squidward's Suicide Original VideoThe second footage. (Upscaled)Squidward's Suicide Footage 1The third footage. (Cleaning Attempt, Unfinished)Squidward's Suicide CD Version 1The Fourth Footage
## Gallery

The Title Card.Ending Scene.One of the dead children.