Clark

**Ciarán Clark** is the host of Total Drama Maidstone. He hosted every chapter of Camp Maidstone except for one, and every chapter of The Second Season except for one. He qualified to compete on Around the World until he became host again in chapter 13. He is set to host Total Drama: End of Camp Maidstone. If it is ever written, he will compete with Ed in The Ludicrous Race.

## Personality

Clark is cruel, narcissistic and apathetic. He finds the best ways to torture contestants using challenges

However, he bonded with some contestants during the third book, so it can be expected in End of Camp Maidstone that he will be nicer and more caring.

## Total Drama: Camp Maidstone

Clark introduces the season in **The Not-So Great Outdoors**. He makes it clear he is cruel from the beginning, and that he is not messing around. When Diddles calls him to tell him that Owen has a high chance of dying, Clark only cares about saving Owen in order to protect the show's ratings.

In **The Sucky Outdoors**, Clark is concerned over his chef's disappearance, and so tells the two teams that finding him will ensure they are safe.

In **Basic Straining**, Clark leaves James in charge and takes Diddles and Harry to La Isleta Plana to find Hermione, who they saw was on the island on the footage from **La Isleta Plana**. Clark manages to find her, but she gets away.

Clark calls the **Brunch of Disgustingness** episode boring, claiming he prefers eliminations and drama.

Clark manages to bring the drama back in **No Pain, No Game** by reading out everyone's votes.

Clark seems to have decided on the spot to make the challenge in **The Treacherous Bike Race** a sudden-death challenge, as he says "Nope. Because Sam lost part two, I've decided to send him home."

Clark enjoys watching the terror of the contestants in **Hook, Line and Squealer**.

In **The End?**, Clark gives Lewis the option to give up the money for a manhunt for a million pounds, which he accepts.

## Total Drama Maidstone: The Second Season

Clark is disappointed by the lack of reaction at the start of this season, but luckily makes things interesting after dressing Diddles up in ballet dress. He is then annoyed by the lack of originality of the back-up challenge in **We're Back...**.

In **Intern Fishing**, Clark argues with Diddles, prompting him to bring Harry with him for the challenge. He is then annoyed when Harry punches him for making him dress up as a fish. Clark then announces that the First Gilded Clark Awards will be a double elimination.

In **All Actors on Set!**, Clark has to change the elimination papers from Zac to Zonklst in order to satisfy the contestant. This was a mistake, as Zac uses the loophole of Zonklst being eliminated instead of him as a way to return to the show in **Insanity's Return**.

In **Drunken Bowling**, Clark reveals that 'an intern' spiked the Blue Butterfly's juice with alcohol in the party at the end of **Back Home**. He then disqualifies a drunken Owen for cheating.

In **Arnica**, Clark makes up a disease that the contestants are 'suffering from'.

In **Back on Set, Actors!**, Clark specifically tailors the challenge to get Zac voted out. However, this fails.

Clark is forced to rehire James in **His Return I**.

Clark is forced to let Hermione back into the competition in **Her Return**.

Clark pretends to be murdered in **Murder on the TDM Express**, then brings Ed back into the game to get revenge on Hermione.

Clark reveals he's allergic to cats in **Dial M for Merger** after he picks one up to give to Alex.

Clark and Amelia are kidnapped by Cameron in **The Caves of Camp Maidstone**.

It's revealed that Diddles sings Clark a lullaby when he has trouble falling to sleep during **The Aftermath Special**.

Clark is annoyed by James' return in **His Return II**.

Clark is about to go on a trip to Hawaii with Diddles and Harry in **The Finale**, but is forced to come back and host the actual finale in **The Final Aftermath** after the finalists tie.

## Total Drama Maidstone: Around the World

Clark is the twenty-fourth and last person off the bus. The first thing he says is "If we're going to survive the show as contestants, we'll need an alliance. Here's my idea. We all make our own alliance, and the one of us who's most liked by the other gets us into another alliance to. Off you go, Harry. Chop chop."

In **Walk Like An Egyptian**, Clark mocks James for his lack of imagination as he couldn't think of any team names. He then decides to name his team James Is Really Ugly as payback for James taking his role as host.

In **Super Happy Crazy Fun Time Japan**, Clark whines about his loss of power. Owen tells him to shut up, but Ed stands up for the former host.

Clark leads his team to victory in **The Sausage Race**, as he used to work in a sausage factory.

Clark tells James he wants to be voted off at the end of **Can't Help Crashing in Louvre**. Later, in **Newf Kids on the Rock**, he tries to get eliminated by not singing, but Ed manages to trick him into singing at the end of the song.

In **Jamaica Me Sweat**, Diddles pulls Clark out of the plane as it starts to go down. They land safely on the sand, but they're crushed by the plane and rushed to the infirmary. Clark is then saddened by the news that Diddles wants to quit.

In **I See London...**, Clark is pleased by Harry joining the team. At the end, he's eliminated, but reveals that he was now host again because of it, and pushes James out of the plane.

At the end of **Greece's Pieces**, Clark eliminated Harry so that he could promote him to Assistant Host.

In **Picnic at Hanging Dork**, Clark abandons Zac in Australia.

In **African Lying Safari**, Clark punishes Harry for making an illegal alliance with Josh and Lewis by making him wear a winter coat. He then takes a page out of James' book and uses the feral Joseph as a tool for the challenge.

Although Zac won the challenge, Clark eliminated him instead of Angel in **Awwwwww, Drumheller!** for blowing up the plane.

In **Hawaiian Punch**, Clark fights with Joseph for the money, but it ends up falling into the volcano along with the animal.

## Appearances

* Total Drama Maidstone: A Special Halloween
	+ Chapter 1
	+ Chapter 4
	+ Chapter 8
	+ Chapter 9
	+ Chapter 11
	+ Chapter 12

## Trivia

### Comparisons

* Clark has appeared in the most chapters
* Clark is one of two people who have both hosted the show and competed
	+ The other person is James

### Competition

* Clark is the only person to legally stay on the show after being eliminated
	+ However, Hermione, Joseph and Zac have all stayed on illegally

### Miscellaneous

* Clark was set to compete in The Ludicrous Race
* Ciarán was going to be a murder suspect in The MGS Murders
* Clark is revealed to be thirty-two years-old by the time of Total Drama Maidstone: The Second Season, as his birth year (1989) is revealed by Mika

### Songs

* Clark has solo lines in the following songs from ATW
	+ Come Fly With Us (Chapter 1)
	+ Before We Die (Chapter 3)
	+ What's Not to Love (speaking lines only) (Chapter 5)
	+ Eine Kleine (Chapter 7)
	+ Paris In The Springtime (Chapter 9)
	+ Sea Shanty Mix (Chapter 10)
	+ Oh My Diddles (Chapter 11)
	+ Strip 'Em Down (Chapter 13)
	+ Clark's Song (Chapter 13)
	+ Fight For Gold (speaking lines only) (Chapter 14)
	+ Our Return (Chapter 19)
	+ A Chinese Lesson (Chapter 20)
	+ Condor (speaking lines only) (Chapter 22)

## See also

 Lewis | I See London...

 Diddles | Ed | Jeremy