S8E10: "Nasty Things + Rolf"

## Games(s)

*Rolf*

*Nasty Things*

## Navigation

**"Nasty Things + Rolf"** is the 10th episode in the eighth season of the series *Beer and Board Games*. The episode originally aired on Apr 5, 2018. The guests were Adam Loux and Bill Bolz.

## Notes

* The beer featured in this episode was Tokyo Sauna by Karben4 Brewing (5.3% AVB, spring seasonal). Aaron reviews first, "That's really good! Holy shit, it's light." Matt chimes in, "It's refreshing." Aaron agrees, "Yes, it's refreshing. Very effervescent." Matt, "It's in your face." Aaron, "like a Tokyo Sauna." Matt, "It has a bold flavor."
* Continuing from the previous episode, Aaron wears his pink shirt under his blazer.

## Running Gags

* Rolphing
* Pink shirt
* a-ding-ding-ding

## Original Characters

* Matt Sloan as Baby Cookie talks about her new business Cookie-oke (a portmanteau of Cookie and Karaoke)

## Songs

* "Cake on Tape" (Improvised), sung by Matt Sloan and Aaron Yonda
	+ Lyrics [Shortened]: "What does the cake have to say about it. Cake. Do you want to have this cake on tape. On tape. Do you want to have this cake on tape. On tape. Eat me. I'm so good!"

* "Wicked Games" (Chris Isaak), sung by Matt Sloan
	+ Lyrics [Modified]: "Wicked Cake you cut, g—No, I want to eat some cake, with you."

* "Let her cry" (Hootie and Blowfish), sung by Matt as Baby Cookie
	+ Lyrics [Modified]: "She sits alone by the lamppost, trying to find a thought that's escaped her mind. She says dad's the one I love the most but Stimpy's not far behind. She never lets me in only tell me where's she's been. When she's had too much to drink, I feel you. So let her go, let the tears fall down like rain. Let her sing, if it eases all her pain. Let her go, let her walk right out on pink shirt. And if the sun comes up tomorrow, let her go, let her go."

* "Burn Baby Burn" (The Trammps), sung by Matt Sloan
	+ Lyrics [Modified]: "Burn baby burn, Dante's Disco inferno. The sodomites are force to run all the time , Disco inferno. Judas is encased in ice."

* "Rump Shaker" (Wreck-X-N-Effect), sung by Matt Sloan and Aaron Yonda
	+ Lyrics [Modified]: "Now let me see you shake your rump like a rump cake. That rumpty dance is your cake to do the hunt."

## Memorable Quotes

**Aaron**: "*I don't know what you mean.*"
**Bill**: "*Think about.*"
**Aaron**: "*Does that mean you want to kiss me?*"
**Matt (disgusted)**: "*Think it means you want to kiss him. Just–you would say that.*"
**Aaron**: "*No no never. I would never kiss another person. I know better.*"
**Bill**: "*You only kiss yourself.*"
The following quotes pertain to the board game played in the later half of the episode *Nasty Things.* Each player must write down answers to a prompt. One person reads them out and the other participants must try to guess who wrote what.

To the prompt
"THINGS... you might like about being in prison."

**Aaron**: "*Two reading answers.*"
**Matt**: "*Apparently, prison's all about that reading time.*"
**Bill**: "*Infinite gest, here I come.*"

**Aaron**: "*Reading the balls or whatever - Matt.*"
**Matt**: "*Yeah. Reading some balls.*"

To the prompt
"Things that make you feel good."

**Adam**: *"Pootang Wizfang."* [Pointing at Matt]
**Matt**: "*Incorrect. You do not get that point. It was Butthole Fingerslam.*"

To the prompt
"Things that piss you off."

**Adam**: *"To all the goddamn opinions, it's here."* [pointing at Matt]
**Aaron**: "*Ahh. You knew him for the crotchety individual.*"