Keenie

**Keenie** is a recurring character in *Hazbin Hotel: Journey to the Light*.

She is a sheep cherub and former member of the C.H.E.R.U.B, until she and her teammates, Cletus and Collin, were banished from Heaven for indirectly causing the death of a human they were supposed to reform. Afterward, she and her teammates were forced to take refuge in Hell, until they were approached by Lucifer Magne and offered the chance to return to Heaven by eliminating his enemies, to which he would grant their positions back to them once he took over the sacred realm. After Blitzø and the rest of the I.M.P betrayed Lucifer to assist the Hazbin Hotel crew in stopping Leviathan from destroying Hell, they all joined the Hazbin Hotel crew in exchange of shelter from Lucifer. After the Hazbin Hotel's second reopening, Keenie and her teammates were hired as the hotel's behavioral instructors, telling sinners how to behave properly once they are in Heaven.

Keenie and her teammates were eventually pardoned of their mistakes and accepted back into Heaven by Leo Lightheart, though the trio were demoted and compelled to work their way back to their original rank.

## Personality

Keenie presents herself as a sweet, upstanding cherub who inspires others to become better people, but in reality, her sweetness is just a facade she uses to coerce her clients into living and reforming. In reality, she is probably the most aggressive member of her team, as well as the easiest to provoke into a fight. She appears to be rather modest and has a family values attitude, being easily offended by foul language or immature humor, to even slapping Collin for using God's name in vain. Ironically, she herself can be pushed to using foul language when angered. Keenie also holds a racist outlook on Hellborn demons and sinners, regarding demons as filth and sinners as "shitty dead people".

Still, she does seem to genuinely care about Cletus and Collin, attempting to save the former from being devoured by Leviathan and regularly caring for Cletus in a motherly way.

## Powers and Abilities

### Natural Powers

* **Enhanced Strength**: Keenie is deceptively strong for her lean and small frame, effortlessly lifting a boulder that had crushed a human in the C.H.E.R.U.B's advertisement, and later overpowered Millie, who is no weakling herself.
* **Flight**: Keenie can fly and hover through the air using a pair of wings on her back. She can zip through the air rather quickly, despite the small size of his wings.
* **Weapon Summoning**: Like her teammates, Keenie can instantly summon her own personal angelic crossbow, as well as golden arrows to load it with. When fired from the crossbow, these arrows leave behind a visible trail of bright sparkling golden light. Her arrows are extremely lethal to demonic souls, being capable of instantly melting and erasing them, while they are capable of piercing other angels.

### Former Powers

* **Portal Summoning**: Keenie summon portals to other dimensions for herself and her fellow co-workers, most often producing portals that lead to Earth or Heaven. However, after her banishment from the sacred realm, she was stripped of this ability.

### Abilities

* **Combat Skills**: Keenie appears to be the most skilled in fisticuffs among her peers, outmatching even Millie in a physical brawl.

## Quotes

### Season 4

"***Lucifer**: Looks like we have trouble in paradise... (laughs)
**Collin**: (huddled close to Keenie and Cletus) Who- who's there?
**Lucifer**: Oh, just your new king and ruler for all of this eternity, that's all. But you may call me... (he appears behind them from the shadows) Lucifer. (he grins wickedly)
**Collin**: (he and the other cherubs turn around, gasp loudly, and back away fearfully) Oh, my g-g-g-g-**gosh**...
**Keenie**: The Fallen One...
**Cletus**: (on his knees at Lucifer's feet, tears streaming from his eyes like a waterfall) Please, please, please, please don't kill me! Please! I don't want to die! Oh, please don't kill me! Please don't! (continues blubbering)
**Lucifer**: (laughs) Oh, quit your wailing. I'm not here to harm you. Quite the opposite, in fact. Although I'm curious... What unspeakable act did you three doe-eyed little urchins do to end up down here?
**Collin**: We- We were just trying to stop some miserable old man from killing himself, and help him see the good he's done for humanity.
**Keenie**: And we would have gotten it done if those vile imps didn't get in our way!
**Lucifer**: Such a tragic tale. Tsk, tsk, tsk. The sad truth is that most angels in Heaven will eventually end up down here regardless of their loyalty.
**Collin**: W- Why?
**Lucifer**: 'Cuz no one is good enough for God, kid. The amount of souls down here who claimed to have followed that shitty book of His to the letter is astounding.
**Keenie**: (with tears in her eyes) We did everything He wanted... We loved humanity...
**Cletus**: We were upstanding citizens of Heaven...
**Collin**: Praised Him to high heavens...
**Lucifer**: And yet you were dropped like three pounds of shit for something that wasn't even your fault. (the cherubs look down, tears streaming down their faces) ...But don't fret. I am here to help you.
**Collin**: W- Wait, shouldn't you be t- t- t- t- ...Torturing us?
**Lucifer**: Child, you said a naughty word. There are rapists and murderers down here. The way I see it, you should be lavished for shuffling that piece of human filth from the mortal coil.
**Collin**: I- It's just...
**Lucifer**: I know. I know. Legends would have you believe I'm some sort of Machiavellian monster who eats babies, correct? But that's just baseless bullshit that the higher-ups have fed you and all the others. You'll find that, in reality, I'm a reasonable man. (he points up in the sky) The old man in the sky? He asks for nothing less than blind subservience and His own, fallacious idea of perfection. All **I** ask for is loyalty; for those who depend on me prove their worth and worship me, and I will pay them back in kind.
**Cletus**: (he and the other cherubs share an uncertain look before turning to Lucifer) What- What can you do to help us?
**Lucifer**: Well, first, I have a little assignment for you three to complete. There's this little operation that has been a thorn in my side for quite a long time, and I need you lot to rid me of this nuisance. If you fulfill your mission, you will have your positions back in Heaven once I ascend to my rightful place. You grant me my wish, and I grant you yours. (grinning deviously) Deal?*"
— Lucifer makes a deal with the C.H.E.R.U.B.

## Trivia

* She is the oldest among herself, Collin, and Cletus, the former of which appears to be a teenager while the latter is an outright baby.
* Keenie is the C.H.E.R.U.B's foil to Millie. Both of them are the only women in their respective trios, and are also the most deadly, but while Millie is surprisingly friendly and only hurls insults when she absolutely needs to, Keenie uses her sugary exterior to hide her crass and self-righteous ways while making no attempt to hide her racist outlook on demons.