Project find ralph a WIFE!

**Project find ralph a WIFE!**

 By: darkvampangle101

The
Princess of SUGARRUSH is determine to find her friend Ralph a wife in the
arcade but its not as easy as it seems! LOT'S of Romance and appearance by cool
cameo's! Now with a BETA.

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Hi All This Is my next Storye. It is a bout Vanilopy Van Sweats.
Thank u for Ester beta reading.

Vanillope Von Sweetz scoffed her boot against the raceway. It
kicked up a sugar cloud into the air. That is because she was a go karter and
Princess of SUGAR RUSH the great game of the Letwack's Arcade. It was right
across from Wreckit Ralph where he still smashes the Nice Land apartment but
now Ralph beat the day lights out of Mayor Jean of Nice Land, and now Ralph got
Jean's nice Pent House apartment. No more stamps in a dump for him! Mayor Jean
had to go live in Heroes Duty with the bugs while Mrs. Fixit Felix formerly
known as Calhoon now lived with Fixit Felix in Nice Land.

But what Vanillope really wanted was for Wreckit Ralph to be
happy. Vanillope was happy cause she was the PRINCESS of Sugar Rush but she
wanted her big pal to be happy too. So she left the game in charge of Taffita
Muttinfug, and went out into Game Central Sation to look around the other
games. Because she knew what Ralph needed... HE NEEDED a WIFE to look after
that big new pent house and make sure he ate stuff other than cherries from the
pacman game.

So first she went to Kingdom Hearths game. She talked to Karii and
thought "oh maybe this girl is a good match for my buddy Raph." She
saw that Karii lived with her Granny. That seemed good. She allso dressed
pretty and had nice hair but her skirt was waaay too short. Luckly she said she
had been lately reading a really goodblog called Fresh Modesty and she had
ordered a bunch of longer skirts on line and was giving up the mini skirt
thing.

But then came in a guy. His name was Sorra. And also a guy camed
Ricku. Vanillope watched as the two guys both tries to talk to Kari. And she
realize all of a sudden that both these guys were all ready in love with Karai!

Vanillope decided that that Karii would not be a good choice for
Ralph! After all who wanted to be in not a love triangel but a love rectangle?
Nope! Beside that, both Sorra and Ricku were really good looking guys.

So Vanillope said "bye bye" and Karri and her Granny
gave Vanillope a bowl of onagiri to eat on her way out witch was cool.

Then she went down through Game Centrale Station again. Then she
went into Super Mario Bro's. There was Mario and Luigi sitting on top of a flag
pole eating paninies. They were saying "I'm a Mario" and "I'm a
Luigi." But they were not doing much else and did not notice Vanillope
come in. Vanillope walked around and saw a bunch of alive mushrooms and she
kicked them and ate them because mushroom are full of vitamin d. She walked
around this dungon thing full of fire balls and then she saw a girl in a dress.

"Help me..." said the girl "oh wait ou are not a
boy who are you?"

Valillope jumped easily over the fire balls. "I'm the
Princess of SUGARRUSH. Who are you then?"

"My name is Princess Dasy. I am a Princess here in Super
Mario Bro's.'"

Vanillope nearly rubbed her hands together with excitement! This
Princess was not wearing any rings!

"Hey what you doing here in this dump?" said Vanillope.
"It is much nicer upstairs with all those free mushrooms."

"Oh... see I was waiting for Luigi to save me. You see we are
in love... but some times he gets distracted when his momma packs him and Mario
a really good Italian food lunch and he forgets about coming down here and
saving me again." Princess Dasy sighed "I wonder what is going to
happen at our wedding. He maybe so distracted by the catering that he forgets
his vow's!"

Then Princess Vanillope sighed. OK so Princess Dasy would not be
good girl friend for Ralph either. Two ladies down... not many more to go!

AUTORS NOTE: This story not feished yet... wait with abaited
breathes for chapter 22!

**Project find ralph a WIFE!**

 By: darkvampangle101

The
Princess of SUGARRUSH is determine to find her friend Ralph a wife in the
arcade but its not as easy as it seems! LOT'S of Romance and appearance by cool
cameo's! Now with a BETA.

Rated: Fiction K -
English - Romance/Friendship - Vanellope von Schweetz - Chapters: 8 - Words:
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Authors Note: I hope u werent wating too long for story. Now it
get roman ce with way more and soon you see my favorite... zleda and lonk! WOW

So then Venellope Von Schweetz walked through the place called
GAME CENTRALE STATION. She was kind of down in the damps because she had not
yet found her friend Ralph a Wife! Wow that is terrible.

Then she stopped by pack-man and ate some cherries and talked to
Mrs. Pack-man about her problem.

"I cannot find Ralph a wife! I have looked every where!"
said the Princess.

Mrs. said "That is too bad. Ralph is so nice he even smuggles
cherries out of the game and gives them to the homeless game guys like that
orange guy that looks like a big woopie cushion. He also likes puppies and
working out."

"Ya he is so self less and now he has that super amazing pent
house after he beat up Mayor Jean of Niceland! He even has swarkovski crystal
chandaliers in there. It's a pity he does not have a GOOD WOMAN to help him out
around the house and make him some pies!"

"Yes I always make Pack-man pies!" said the Mrs.
"Oh wait Princess Vanellope I got a really good idea! I met a very nice
girl a few nights ago at the root beer shop. She is blond and quite pretty and
I think single because she never mentioned a man and she did not wear no ring!
She said she lived in a place called... Metroid I think!"

"AWESOME THANKS!" said Vanellope and she grabbed a
cherry and ran out and into Metroid game.

**METROID!**

Vanellope had never been in this game. Her deal was more stuff
like Mario Kart Racing and DDT! So when she got inside she was totally scared!
It was outer space and people were shooting everywhere!

"Aaah!" she yelled as a lazer gun shot toward her. In
her pink dress she could not run very fast! She fell! Oh no!

Then suddenly there was this guy in a metal suit who jumped in and
grabbed her and then the metal suit guy jumped onto a planet nearby. Then the
metal suit guy shot the bad guys and they exploded into a million pieces.

"Who are you?" said Vanellope

There was a mechanical kind of voice from the metal suit. "I
am Samus Aran!"

"Oh I guess you are the hero of this game. Well I am Princess
Vanellope and I am looking for the princess of this game. Any clue where I
might find her?"

"Metroid has no princess!" yelled Samus then "Duck!

"Whaaaaaaat?" said Vanellope.

She was so totally confused! Why was there no girl here like Mrs.
Packman had said? Mrs. was the biggest gossiper and also match maker in the
WHOLE of the arcade (prob because she had been married so long and in the
arcade almost as long as Fixit Felix!).

"It's the Space Pirates! I'm fighting them! You are not safe here!"
said Samus.

Then suddenly Samus got shot and she fell dead and the screen said
GAME OVER. The player wandered off and then Samus stood up. The Space Pirate
took off his mask.

"Hey, Samus, good fight." Space Pirate said from a
nearby planet. "You want to go for a drink at Tapers?"

"Ha, you wish, Kevin!" said Samus "You know I got
plans. Besides, I gotta find out who this kid is who jumped into our game so
rudely! Who are you kid and why are you here?"

Vanellope crossed her arms. "I am not telling you anything!"

"Yes you are or I will arrest you." yelled Samus.

"You cannot arrest me!" yelled Vanellope back

"Yes I can, I am a police woman and bounty hunter!"

Then Samus took off the helmet and out came her long blond hair.
She was very pretty and had blue eyes.

"Oh! You are the girl I am looking for!" said Vanellope
said "You are very pretty."

"You still have not told me why you are here!" Samus
said

"I got a friend who needs a girlfriend. His name is Ralph and
he lives in Fixit Felix. He is really nice and cute..."

"Oh I know Ralph we have both been in this arcade since even
before Turbotime! Yes, he is a really great guy! He totally deserves to find a
good wife."

"Oh see I thought maybe you could give him a chance!"
said Vanellope "since you are pretty and not married."

Samus smiled and shook her head. "Ralph is a great guy, but I
can't..."

"Why? Do not say he is not your type. He has new pants and he
no longer lives in a dump. He has a penthouse condo with chandaliers!"

"Oh no its not that. If he had ever asked me before I would
have said yes but you see..." She blushed. "I am dating another cop.
His name is Mega Man. We are actually going to Hyrule tonight for drinks at the
castle town. I love going there for some milk!"

"That is too bad." Vanellope sighed very deelpy.

"Do not worry, Princess you will find someone. All the people
in the arcade love Ralph and he is sure to find a wife with a friend like you
helping him out!"

She slapped Princess Vanellope on the back, then left the Metroid
game. Vanellope watched her go. Maybe that was for the best that this Samus
person was not single. After all... the Fixit Felix game already had one very
loud and bossy lady cop living in it (that is Calhoun the wife of Fixit Felix)
and she already bossed around everyone and was head of the condo board.
Vanellope was not sure that the Nice Landers would like to have two bossy lady
cops in one condo building.

Then Vanellope thought about what Samus said... Hyrule! The Zelda
game! That place was FULL of girls! Surely one of them would be good enough for
her friend Ralph! And single too probably since that Link guy was the only man
in the game!

She ran out of the Metroid very excited!

AN aoso you guys need to tank my ss for bettaing this storey she I
think may be better at it than estehr... (sorry E)

**Project find ralph a WIFE!**

 By: darkvampangle101

The
Princess of SUGARRUSH is determine to find her friend Ralph a wife in the
arcade but its not as easy as it seems! LOT'S of Romance and appearance by cool
cameo's! Now with a BETA.

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**thors Note: Say tank you to ashely for beta reading this she is**
best sislter in law ever also wanted to say god less you for all reading this.

Vanellope wandered into the land called HYRULE. But then she got
lost. She was in a forest. It was so big! Trees were everywhere and she could
not see Hyrule castle and she could see no people. All she could hear was
singing, very weird and almost electronic sounding like one of those old-style
piano's from the 80's or a really old cell phone like the kind my dad has.

She followed the voice! Then she found sitting on a tree stump two
elf kids. One was a girl. One was a boy. Both were the same height as
Vanellope.

"Whoa who are you?" said Vanellope.

"Whoa who are YOU!" said the girl with green hair.
"I never seen you before in the Kokeery Forest!"

"Oh I am her Royal Highness Princess Vanellope Von Sweetz of
the Sugarrush kingdom."

"I have heard of that place. It is a game of go carts, or so
I have heard from Samus Aran who often comes to Hyrule Town to drink
milk!" said the boy "Hi my name is Link and I am the Hero of Time and
this is my BFF Saria who is the Sage of the forest. We do not often leave our
game because our game is allready so big it is a lot to be exploring."

"Oh. I see." said Vanellope. "Well I was hoping to
find my friend Ralph a girlfriend."

"Well do not look at me!" Saria said "I am a Sage
and I totally cannot be wasting my time with some dumb boy!"

"You are too young for my friend Ralph..." Vanellope
said.

But then Link interrupted. "Hey I go to Hylia Castle all the
time. I can take you there on my horse Elpona!"

Then Saria left to go do some sage stuff in a nearby temple.

"WOW I never been on a horse! Only a car!" said
Vanellope all excited.

"Wow I never been in a car!" said Link "I wish I
could try out a car!"

"OK here's the deal. You bring me to where all the chicks are
and then you can come to Sugar Rush and I will make you you're own custom car
out of cookies and Red Vines and Sourpatch Kid's and all my fave candies!"

"That sounds so amazing that I can NOT even begin to say
it!" Link squealed with excitement! "Can I bring Saria! She has been
my BFF for sooooo long!"

"Totally and you can bring all your elf friend!"

Then they got on the horse. Because it was early time in the game
it was still a small horse. The horse galloped over the field and then finally
Vanellope saw the castle in the distance! As they passed Lone Lone Ranch, they
talked and talked and talked about all kinds of stuff! They had so much in
common! They both loved candies expecially Red Vines, Twizzelers, Fuzzy Peaches
and Snickers. They both were super important people because one was Hero of Time
and one was a Princess! They also loved going fast on Horses and Cars!

Then suddenly they were at the castle.

"There are lots of girls our age who your friend Ralph could
meet!" said Link. "There is that girl at the Lone Lo Ranch, the

"Our age!" Vanellope said "What do you mean...
Ralph is like big! He is an adult!"

"Oh! I did not realize I thought he was actually like us...
but if he is big you are sugar out of luck, Princess! Because you see this is
the PAST version of Hyrule, not the FUTURE one. You need to cross through the
Temple of Tim. That will bring you frowad 8 years, and all of the girls will be
big..."

"Oh. Okay I will do that." She sighed. "Though I
wish we could talk some more. I am having so much fun. Just talking to
you."

"Ya I have never bad as much fun talking to a girl as you.
You are even cooler than the fish girl princess I met in the belly of the big
fish in the land of Zorro."

"Wow that is one of hte nicest complements I ever got!"

Then they stared into each others eyes for a few minutes because
they did not want to stop talking. Then Link sadly laughed and walked away.

Then... she yanked out the knife... and everything turned into
backness...

**AUthors Note: There is we not so busy. I have not done missions**
latley... GAUTAMELA is just a fadding memry :( :( :9 :( so I can prob update
this allot but I WISH I was going on misionary trip with my little bro...I have
a friend who is missionary rite now in Ikalouwit, Nunavut, I WOULD LOVE THAT SO
ADVENTURE!

**Project find ralph a WIFE!**

 By: darkvampangle101

The
Princess of SUGARRUSH is determine to find her friend Ralph a wife in the
arcade but its not as easy as it seems! LOT'S of Romance and appearance by cool
cameo's! Now with a BETA.

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Author Note: This capter will feature a very exiting cameos. Happy
Easter our Lord is RISNE!

Vanellope looked around. This Part of Hyrule was really
depressing! The milk bar was gone and every thing was dark. Even Lone Lone
Ranch was dark. She looked around for a while and talked to a girl named
Mallone but she could not leave to go on a date with Ralph even though she
seemed interested... this was because she owned lots of cuckos and cows and
could not leave them uncared for. Also because a guy named Ingo was keeping her
prisoner.

Then she went to the land of the Zorros. But the woman princess
there Ruto could not leave because she was a sage of a temple and that was a
big responsibility where you do not date just like Saria. Then Vanellope ent to
look in the firey kingdom up in the volcano called Gorn Mountain but Vanellope
could not even tell the difference between the girls and boys and besides she
thought that the Gorons weight might cause a problem as the might break through
the floor of Ralphs penthouse sweet.

She went finally to this place called Gerudo Valley and it was FILLED
with cute looking women even though their outfits left allot to be desired
(very trashy and immodest) but when she walked toward them they set off an
alarm and started shooting at her and she had to run away really fast!

She sighed! So many ladies but they were all totally innapropriate
for Ralph! She feels dejected, and went back to the TEMPLE of TIME and went
back to the old Hyrule that was way more fun than this awful grown up Hyrule
where everything was mean and on fire.

She went to the milk bar and looked for other potential wifes for
Ralph but there was nobody there except 2 guys in baseball caps who were
playing with their balls as they happily gulped back there milks. Vanellope sat
beside them and drank some milk too. She could not keep her eyes off the balls
as she had enver seen any like them before. They were red and white and round
and the guys kept tossing them and playing with them.

"Hey little girl why you staring at us?" one asked
grumpily.

"I have never seen those balls before what are they?"

"Oh these? These are pokeballs. We are pokemon trailers from
the Pokemon ALPHA SAPPHIRE game and inside these balls are pokemon that we
train and fight!"

"Oh cool" said Vanellope "I have never seen a
pokemon!"

"They are really fun. We train under a super cute trainer
named Roxanne from Rostburo City. We specialize in rock pokemons so we came
here to see the Gorons thinking they might be related to our GeoDudes."

Vanellope did not know what that meant but it sounded so awesome
and then she realized Roxane was a girls name.

"Is this Roxanne married?" asked Vanellope "and is
she older than 16?"

"Umm" the first guy whose name was Gary said
"Married no she is not though I wish she would date meee because she is
really pretty."

"Is she older than 16? Ya I am pertty sure she is like at
least 18." said the other guy whose namew as Borck.

"Wow this may be just what I am looking for! Can I meet
her?" asked Vanellope

And then they said ok and they talked about some other stuff and
then she went with the 2 guys toward the next game... POKEMIN ALPHA SAFFIRE!

...

The 3 of them walked into Hoenn and Vanellope looked around. It
was pretty lots of trees and nice houses and other stuff. But then suddenly she
saw something sooping toward her from a nearby tree... it was...

AN ARTICONO!

Then it hit Venellope in the head and she passed out!

AuTHORS NOTE: Thanks to Ash
again for bettaing I hope you liked this unexected twost of Vaniplope going to
POKEMON game!

**Project find ralph a WIFE!**

 By: darkvampangle101

The
Princess of SUGARRUSH is determine to find her friend Ralph a wife in the
arcade but its not as easy as it seems! LOT'S of Romance and appearance by cool
cameo's! Now with a BETA.

Rated: Fiction K -
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AUTHORS NOTE: There is not muc beta on this capter. I am really
sory but Sara is busy colege exam and Kylgeah is away on trip to Qubec city and
ester did not as good job on 1st capter of this sotry (I got complains) and
kevin no like fanfic or reding So I got my litle brother jocab to look but he
not good spelling just like me.

Then she went to hoenn and it was okay. When she came to in hoenn
her head hurt. Her eye's also hurt. She looked around and she was inside what
looked like a pokimon gum, because there was a trainor standing at the front of
the gym. It was agirl and she was having lots of rare pokemons like there was a
pokechu, a hot pink mewtoo, and a gayerdos with a rainbow beek.

Wow!

"Hi my name is Roxanne and this is my pokemon gym and my
buddies hear Brok and Garry. They told me you were in Hyerule and you met them
because you love drinking milk and I love drinking milk too but what I like
more than milk is coke and mentos and choclate milk." Then Roxanne sighed.
"Oh but sorry you are now my prisoner because you are a member of those
bad Grudo Valley girls who are allways shooting arrows at my friends when they
go visiting the XZelda game."

"Your prisoner why?" said Vanellope

"Because you are a very short Grudo Valley girl who shoot all
my friend from Hoenne when they just want to go and binge on milk in Hyrule and
you serve Gannodorf."

"No I don't" said Vanellope.

"Well ok then I will let you go."

"That is great in thanks why do you not go back with me to
Sugar Rush. I am the Princess of Sugar Rush... Princess Vanellope Von Schweets.
I have as much mentos and gummies and chocolate milk as you want to drink I bet
you will get diabetus by the time you are finnished in my land!"

"Wow that is awesome yes some day I will come visit you. Once
I become best Pokemon trainor in the world. I do not know what it is about you
Princess Vanellrah but you are so easy to talk to and so nice." Then
Roxanne said. "Stay here as long as you want I will have my friends come
and bring you some food and water til you feel ok to stand up and go. Brocks
pet Articoono hit you in the head pretty hard so you need to rest here for a
while until your cocussion is healed."

Then Rixanne said she had to go out and get some burgers to eat
and so she left. Also some car repairs. But it was ok because there was Brock
who came with his pokemons who were really cool like a Pidgeyotto that did
tricks like being able to say MAMA and a super cute Tirannitar that made ground
shake when it walked.

"I gotta go to class now but my friend is gonna come watch
you Princess" said Brokc after a few hours they hanging out together.

"Oh I do not need any one to look after me" said
Princess Vanellope Von Sweetz.

"Are you sure you had a big concusion. It is my falut because
my Pokemon hit you in the head when we are walking into Hoenn together!"
said Brock "Roxanne said I gotta make sure you do not start barfing
because that is a sign you will die of concussion. Beside my friend who is
coming has a magic fairy that can heal people and he says he might heal your
concussion."

Princess Vanellope felt like a little familiar feeling. Was it
posible that this friend of Brocks was the same person she thought it was? A
guy who had a fairy called Navvi and a horse called Epona? A guy who was an elf
from Hyrule specifcly in the Jokiri forest?

Then he walked in... it was... LINK!

"Princess Vanellope what are u doing here?" said Linke
with a lot of surprise!

"What are you doing hear Link?" asked Vanellope
"Why are you not saving Princess Xelda right now?"

"In my off time I am a top Pokemon trainer! I brought Navi
and my pet Jiggly Puff to heal you... Brock told me his dumb badly trained
Articuno hit someone in the head and hurt them but I had NO IDEA it was you or
I would have run here as fast as I can on Epona!"

"Oh wow!"

Princess Vanellope blushed. Brock did not interrupt them because
he suspected that they may have met before and they seemed very happy to be
talking. Also Brock noticed that Princess did not protest any more that she did
not want any company... and actually Princess Vanellope smiled when Link sat
down beside her and pulled out bottle of milk and gave it to her as a present!

"Bye now gotta go to Advance Pokemonian Calculsu!" said
Brok cheer fully.

But Princes sVanellope and Link were dep in conversation and did
not even hear him when he left the building!

AUTHORS NOTE LOLOL now it seem like maybe Vanellope is failing on
her mission for Ralp and acidentally finding something else...

**Project find ralph a WIFE!**

 By: darkvampangle101

The
Princess of SUGARRUSH is determine to find her friend Ralph a wife in the
arcade but its not as easy as it seems! LOT'S of Romance and appearance by cool
cameo's! Now with a BETA.

Rated: Fiction K -
English - Romance/Friendship - Vanellope von Schweetz - Chapters: 8 - Words:
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All was really happy for a long time. Vanellope went to visit link
every day. But she sometimes still vist Ralph.

First she went to Kakeriko Village with him. They played with
cockos and jumped from roofs with them. Then they went into the Goron Mountain.
Link lended her a really cool spare vest he got witch was red and protect her
from the big flams inside the volcano. Otherwise the lavas would have burn her
up like they did so many innocent Hyelians of the past.

Then they drank a big bottleo f milk and ate some bread. and then
they jumped on Epona together and they rode all the way to Grudo Valley! That
place was so cool because it was all girls that lived there. They dressed
really trashy. But they also shot arrows. Then they sneaked around the grounds
of the desert place for the women. Vanellope would not fit in because she wears
a pink dress and has black hair and the Grudos all got orange hair and wears
puffy pants like Princess Jasmine. Link and Vanellope almost got shot by some
bitch in puffy pants!

Then the sky got dark and then Vanellope realized - I HAVE BEEN
HERE ALL DAY! OH NO!

"Hey it has been a long day Princess Vanellope!" said Link
"I am hungry you wanna go to Hyrule Town and get a Macdonalds Big
Mac?"

"Oh that sounds amazing but I can not because I am promised I
can see Ralph today and it is almost dark already! Can I come back
tomorrow?"

"Oh that would be super awesome I will show you Zoras Domain
so bring your swimsuit... I hope you like swimming and sun batheing!"

"Oh I love it and I will bring some cookies to eat! See you
then!"

Vanellope ran home for 1 min then ran into Niceland with armfulls
of milk and donuts. There was mayor Jean and some other people and they were in
their condo's and Nice Land east (the new sub divison) but there was no sign
of... RALPH! She looked in the apartment. She looked in the penthouse. She
looked all over the place even at his old stumps.

"Where is my big buddy with the bad breath Ralph?"

"He is not here he has been gone every night and I thought
that he was coming over to the Sugar Rush land to hang with you?" said
mayor Jean "if he is not with you then where the heck is he. We have not
seen him in like 3 days!"

"I will find out I will save him and bring him back
here."

Then she dropped the donuts and stuck the milks in her belt and
ran to the subway to go bak to Game Centrale Station. On her way she passed by
Sonic the Hedgehog and Princess Aurora and Kairi. They all said "why is
she yelling and running like a crazy woman." But Vanellope did not stop.
Then she ran some more. And went into the Zelda game. When she was in the Zelda
game it was dark and night and everyone in the Hyrule Town was really sleepy
and dark. But it was ok because she saw Epona standing there next to the milk
bar place, drinking wate rand sleeping. So she knew he was in there. Vanellope
went inside despite there was being drunks in there!

She bravely went past the drunks!

She bravely went into the top roof part of the building where the
owner rented rooms to poor people who needed to sleep there!

There were all kind of weird people but then she saw a familiar
green pointy hat... could it be... LINK... in this room full of beds? She ran
over and poked him. He jumped to his feet all fighty like... and Vanellope
thought he was really attractive that a man can be so ready to fight all the
time!

"My delicate Princess Vanelope?" Link whispered because
there were lots of other peple in the room "Why you here? It is so late
you need your beautiy sleep."

"It is emergency. It is... RALPH! He never came home and has
been lost for 3 weeks! Mayor Jean told me! You are the only one that I can
possibly trust to help save him with me!"

"Who else have you asked to help you!" said link

"Nobody"

"Oh wow I feel so priviledged... Vanellope you know
what..."

"What is that?" she asked.

"I LOVE YOU!"

Then she fainted!

**Project find ralph a WIFE!**

 By: darkvampangle101

The
Princess of SUGARRUSH is determine to find her friend Ralph a wife in the
arcade but its not as easy as it seems! LOT'S of Romance and appearance by cool
cameo's! Now with a BETA.

Rated: Fiction K -
English - Romance/Friendship - Vanellope von Schweetz - Chapters: 8 - Words:
6,386 - Reviews: 6 -
Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: Aug 28, 2016 - Published: Jan 7, 2015 - id:
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**Authors Note: unfortunetly this is not Beta my friends are sooo**
busyBUT the story almost end I hope u like it there is a suprising twiset!

Vanille came to with a fuzzy head. There was 2 off every thing!
She realized that it was because she was comming to from a deep fainting!

Then the first thing she saw was Raph.

"Ralph my old budy is it really you or did I get the
hallusinatien?"

"No Vannelope! It is really me! I am so sorry I have not been
paid enough atention to you over the passed few weeks... you see little
Princess... I have FOUND TRUE LOVE!"

"OMG! Wow Ralph! I was trying to find you a girl friend and
all the time you found one your self! Wow who is she wear she come from and how
did you all meet?" Princess Vanelope asked in a big blur.

Then her head swam and she had to lie her head back again.

"Oh dearest little Vanellope you have to rest!" said a
nice girl voice.

Suddenly Vanellope realize she was not in her own amazeng castle
in Sugarrush! Vanellope was in a small room there was a lot of clothes lying
round the place and there was a large black man in the door way singing the Lion
King.

Then beside her standing next to Ralph was a girl with red hair
and the most prettiest purple skirt and yellow shirt and pink tights and some
bows in her red hair.

"Who are you" said Princess Vanellope "and who is
that and why is he sinking Hakuna Mahatma."

"Oh do not mind him that is just my roomy his name is Titas
Andromidon. My name is Kimmy Shmitt and I am your friend Ralphs new girlfriend.
We are going to live here together in New York City and he and I are going to
break trapped people out of dungeons because I knowing all about that."
KImmy smiled "I have heard so much about you Vanelope it is almost like
you are my own kid because Ralph loves you very much."

"WOW your girlfriend is soooo pretty!" exclaimed
Princess Vanellope "you got such a nice girlfriend Kimmy Schmitt I hope
you like the arcade's!"

"She is just perfect!" yelled Ralph "and she loves
Root Beer!"

"Wow this is amazing what an unexpected ending!"
Vanellppe cried as Titas Amdronmidon began to sing the somg Circle of Life and
KImmy, Vanellope and Ralph hugged.

"Do you wanna live hear with us Vanellope and we can be a
real family together?" asked Kimmy and Ralph together "We can find
you a boy friend in new york city my boss Jacklyn has a son thats about your
age and he is so rich."

It sounded super she could live in this room forever with Titas Ralph
Kimmy and herself! She can taste Melon Flavor Fanta and see the Umpire State
Building and the NY Ranger's and even try the American food of "Chiken and
Waffle". But then she had a sudden idea of her home... in the ARCADE! And
she realized... she missed LINK her 1 true love!

"I am sorry but I cannot I got to go back to my home and rule
my people as the true princesses that I was programed to be." She sniffled
"But you will always come back to visit me."

"Yes we will of course!" Ralph said "and there is one
more thing... htere was a young man who comes here earlier... he asked me if
you had a dad... and I said no I was the closest thing you has..." Ralph
looked at unbrakable Kimmy Shmit for a second all nervously. "This boy
was... LINK THE HERO OF TIME. He ask for your hand in marriage!"

"Oh wow that is amazing I always wanted to marry a hero who
had a lot of jewels and his own fast horse!" Vanellope nearly passed out!
"But... how will that work because I am only 9 year's old?"

"I am pretty sure Link has it all figured out." said
Ralph "I told him that I thought it was a GRATE idea as you 2 are perfect
for earh other obviously... go home and let us know when wedding is and me and
Kimmy will be there."

"And you will give me away Ralph and you wll be my made of
honor Kimmy!" said Vanellope

Then Kimmy and Vanellope hugged and started to talk about wedding
colors because Kimmy wanted to have fuchia and violet for her wedding to Ralph
but Vanellope wanted turqoise and bubble gum pink for her wedding to Link the HERO
OF TIME.

**Project find ralph a WIFE!**

 By: darkvampangle101

The
Princess of SUGARRUSH is determine to find her friend Ralph a wife in the
arcade but its not as easy as it seems! LOT'S of Romance and appearance by cool
cameo's! Now with a BETA.

Rated: Fiction K -
English - Romance/Friendship - Vanellope von Schweetz - Chapters: 8 - Words:
6,386 - Reviews: 6 -
Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: Aug 28, 2016 - Published: Jan 7, 2015 - id:
10955920

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**AN this was beta by my lil sis KYLEAGH pray 5 her today as she**
goes to volunteer at pegnancy center after we finnish chuch.

Vanellope von Sweetz twirled in the mirror. Her dress was SO
pretty! It was fluffy with pink see-thru stuff on top in the color BUBBLE GUM
PINK! The bottom under bit was sateen. The top had long arms that were tight at
the bottom but had some puffy stuff at the toop made of lace. Down the back it
was all criss cross ribbon on her back but in a classy way not a trashy way.

She had bought her shoes from the Prada outlet store in Nice Land
(they got an outlet store there now for the people that live there). Then she
also got some gloves the kind that is made out of mesh and has no fingerd on it
like a lot of asian ladies wear at there weddings. She also had a huge crown
because she is the princess of sugar rush and on the crown was a big vail
covered in Sworovsky crystals.

Her friends from Sugar Rush were all excited as she swirled around
in the castle getting ready for her big day. It was only ten days away! She was
going to get married in double ceremony with KIMMY and RALPH next to HER AND
LINK THE HERO OF TIME!

"Your majesty, we got the chocolate fountain all arranged and
a beautiful fountain of cola that people can drink. Everyone will be iscorted
to the wedding in limos made out of pepperidge fam cookies and red vines (I
wish we can get those in Canada they are so great - Authors Note)." Said
Ransis Fuglerbunter.

"And the pastor has already been arranged from another game
his name is father Brown and he will get you married. Then you will have lots
of kids who will be princess and princesses of Sugar Rush and Hyrule."
Said Taffita Muttonfuge.

Suddenly Link ran into the clothes trying on room in Princess
Vanellope's candy castle.

"Link my soon to be husband you dumbass! You can not see the
bride in her dress!"Vanellope screamed.

"I am sorry my dearest love I know it unlucky, but I come
with terrible news!"

Everyone held there breath's while he collected himself to say the
rest of the stuff.

"Kimmy has got lost in the game Legend of Zelda! She came
looking for us this moning and nobody has seen her since!"

"Oh no she must have mixed it up with Sugar Ruse!"
Vanellope cried! "But wait what has happened to Ralph! I have not seen him
since we helped move Kimmys expresso machine into her new apartment in Nice
Land?"

"I do not know, Princess Vanellope!" yelled Link "I
searched for him in Wreckit Ralph. I searched for him in Game Central Station.
I searched for him here even though he hates candies. I even looked for him at
Tappers though he has given up going to seedy bar's now that he has accepted
Jesus into his heart. And there is no therapy meeting with the other bad guys
going on until next Wednesday so he can't be with them. Brok and his pokemons
is looking for him in some other games but no luck. It is all so
puzzleing!"

"I agree. Something is rotten in the state of Danmak (Authors
Note that is from Shakspeare)!" quoted Vanellope. "As you can see, my
dear, I have been reading a lot in preparation for becoming your wife!"

"That is super I like books!" said Link the Hero of Time
"I got my fire arrows and my sword let's go find out where Kimmy and Ralph
hare."

"I will go get on my hoody dress and then we must go look for
them!

"Indeed! I worry because Hyrule is a very dangerous place it
is full of my enemy's everywhere."

Then Vanellope went into the bathroom and took off her swarovski wedding
dress and put on her tirquoise hoody dress and came out and then she left for
Hyrule with her fiance Link the Hero of Time.