Alexx and H

## Characters

Horatio Caine
Alexx Woods

> **H**Let's get that to DNA, please.**Alexx**You want that 'to-go'?**H**Always. Thank you.

Alexx and H is the friendship between Horatio Caine & Alexx Woods. They're team mom and dad of the CSIs. The sunglasses duo.

## Moments

### Season 1

#### 1: Golden Parachute

> **Horatio**Ask him if he knows what brought the plane down.**Alexx**Well, I think he might have answered your question. Small entry wound in the upper torso.

#### 2: Losing Face

> **Alexx**How's Horatio holding up?**Megan**Fine.**Alexx**(gives her a look)**Megan**At least that's what he's telling me.**Alexx**He told me he wanted to be down here for Al.**Megan**For his post?**Alexx**Yeah. He said he could handle it.**Megan**What did you say to him?**Alexx**Told him I didn't need him down here, but I knew someone who did.

#### 3: Wet Foot/Dry Foot

> **Alexx**I think we're going to need a bigger body bag.**Horatio**If anybody can find one, it's you, Alexx.**Alexx**You got that right.

> **Alexx**Twenty-eight pounds, seven ounces.**Horatio**Boy or a girl, Alexx?**Alexx**Don't rush me. (Sets it down) Hmmm. Gynecomastia. Enlarged breasts. Would signify woman, but could also be male. No armpit hair, but pronounced hair on the knuckles.**Horatio**So, what are you saying?**Alexx**What I'm saying is, I'm not an anthropologist. Could be a big woman or a small man.

#### 4: Just One Kiss

> **Alexx**Why did you die so far from the girl, huh?**Horatio**What's he telling you, Alexx?**Alexx**Sustained blunt force trauma to the head.

#### 5: Ashes to Ashes

> **Alexx**You sure know how to brighten up a girl's day, don't you?**Horatio**I've got nothing, Alexx, I need an I.D. on the father.**Alexx**Well, your best shot for a match on CODIS is if his DNA has unique characteristics.**Horatio**Are you ready for this?**Alexx**Fetal tissue recovery is the one thing I'm never ready for.

#### 7: Breathless

> **Horatio**So, we've got dead mosquitoes that are telling us nothing.**Alexx**And the body telling us everything. One of the hardest crimes to solve.**Horatio**Poison.

#### 9: Kill Zone

> **Alexx**Bullet entered her brain, shut down her central nervous system; immediately fatal. Never felt a thing. Next best thing to going in your sleep. (looks up)**Horatio**(disappeared to Firearms)**Alexx**(frowns?)

#### 13: Bunk

> **Alexx**Hey. Forgot to get your signature on the evidence release card. For the X pill in our nineteen year old.**Horatio**You got me.**Alexx**Heard you nailed the bad guy.**Horatio**Hmm. That we did. I guess timing is everything.**Alexx**Alright, wait a minute. You're still unsettled. This isn't about our victim, is it?**Horatio**You know, Alexx, for me it is about the victims. Especially the ones who die too young, too soon. You know? But as always, good work.

### Season 2

#### 2: Dead Zone

> **Alexx**Morning, ladies and gentlemen.**Horatio**Good morning, Alexx.**Alexx**Can I take him off your hands?**Horatio**He's all yours.

#### 11: Complications

> **Horatio**So, we need to exhume Sarah.**Alexx**Well, that's going to take a court order, and no judge is going to give you one of those without corroborating evidence.**Horatio**Well, we better find some.

#### 14: Slow Burn

> **Horatio**Alexx, you okay?**Alexx**Horatio?**Horatio**Hang on, sweetheart. Listen to me. Listen to me, it's okay. I'm just going to wash your eyes out, okay? (puts eye-drops in each eye) That feel better?**Alexx**I thought I was going to end up wearing a toe tag on my own table.**Horatio**No, you're not, you're going to be fine. Does that feel better?**Alexx**(nods)**Horatio**Hang in there.

### Season 3

#### 1: Lost Son

> **Alexx**(rubbing his arm) Give him to me, Horatio. He needs to go with me.**Horatio**Okay.

#### 5: Legal

> **Horatio**Let's get that to DNA, please.**Alexx**You want that 'to-go'?**Horatio**Always. Thank you.

#### 9: Pirated

> **Alexx**So, this is what a pirate looks like?**Horatio**You were expecting an eye patch?**Alexx**Maybe a shoulder parrot.

### Season 4

#### 6: Under Suspicion

> **Alexx**You sure you want to see this, Horatio?**Horatio**I have to.**Alexx**Cared about her, didn't you?**Horatio**She was a great lady.

> **Horatio**Alexx, take care of her, okay?**Alexx**(nods)

#### 11: Payback

> **Alexx**Looking to buy?**Horatio**Not in this lifetime, Alexx.

### Season 6

#### 19: Rock and a Hard Place

* The episode that ruined their friendship.

> **Alexx**This room used to bring me so much peace. I know that sounds strange, but we meet people on the worst day of their life. And I always felt that it was my duty to be the last voice they heard, and I never, not once, took that lightly. I almost lost my son today, Horatio.**Horatio**But, Alexx, you didn't. You didn't.**Alexx**But after today, this room just doesn't feel the same. I need to spend more of my time taking care of the living. It has been my honor to work with you, Mr. Caine.**Horatio**Back at you. And, Alexx, that door will always be open. Okay?**Alexx**I, uh-**Horatio**Go ahead. (walks away)

### Season 7

#### 14: Smoke Gets In Your CSIs

> **Horatio**Hit me.**Alexx**She's not breathing on her own. She has Adult Respiratory Distress Syndrome. Stable for now. But she's requiring a very high positive end expository.**Horatio**What level is she at now?**Alexx**12. Get him now, Horatio.**Horatio**Okay.

> **Alexx**Lieutenant.**Horatio**Doctor.**Alexx**Calleigh is doing much better than we could've hoped. She's a fighter, Horatio.**Horatio**That she is. How's your boy?**Alexx**Bryan is doing great. Thanks for asking. He's got a part-time job. Seems to be doing good, so I thought I'd get one too.**Horatio**I can see that.**Alexx**Oh, I'm only called 'Doctor' a couple times of the week most of the time it's Mommy. How are you doing?**Horatio**We're hanging in there, Alexx. Hanging in there.**Alexx**Why don't you come over for dinner tonight? Now, you know I can't cook and the kids are absolute chaos, but it's family night. So, that means you'll fit right in.**Horatio**I have no doubt.**Alexx and Horatio**(hug)**Horatio**Good to see you.

## Gallery

Episode: s02e08 Big BrotherEpisode: s02e18 WannabeEpisode: s02e19 DeadlineEpisode: s03e05 LegalEpisode: s03e07 Crime WaveEpisode: s03e10 After the FallEpisode: s03e11 AddictionEpisode: s03e12 ShootoutEpisode: s03e13 Cop KillerEpisode: s03e15 IdentityEpisode: s04e15 SkeletonsEpisode: s05e04 If Looks Could KillEpisode: s05e13 Throwing HeatEpisode: s06e07 Chain ReactionEpisode: s06e15 AmbushEpisode: s06e17 To Kill a Predator**AFRESH****CHAFER**CHAFERS.png**CHAFERS**CHAMFER.png**CHAMFER**CHAMFERS.png**CHAMFERS**CHARTS.png**CHARTS**CHEATER.png**CHEATER**FRESHMAN.png**FRESHMAN****HAFTER**HAFTERS.png**HAFTERS**HAYERS.png**HAYERS**HEARTY.png**HEARTY**MATCHER.png**MATCHER**MATCHERS.png**MATCHERS****REHEAT**YACHTMEN.png**YACHTMEN**
## See also

* Alexx Calleigh H - Horatio Caine & Calleigh Duquesne & Alexx Woods
	+ Alexx and Calleigh
	+ Calleigh and H
	+ DuCaine - Horatio Caine/Calleigh Duquesne
	+ DuWoods - Calleigh Duquesne/Alexx Woods
	+ Woodsaine - Horatio Caine/Alexx Woods
* Alexx Frank H - Horatio Caine & Frank Tripp & Alexx Woods
	+ Alexx and Frank
	+ Frank and H
* Alexx H Speed - Horatio Caine & Tim Speedle & Alexx Woods
	+ Alexx and Speed
	+ H and Speed
* Alexx Eric H - Horatio Caine & Eric Delko & Alexx Woods
	+ Alexx and Eric
	+ Eric and H
* Alexx H Wolfe - Horatio Caine & Ryan Wolfe & Alexx Woods
	+ Alexx and Ryan
	+ H and Mr. Wolfe
* Alexx H Natalia - Natalia Boa Vista & Horatio Caine & Alexx Woods
	+ Alexx and Natalia
	+ H and Natalia

### CSI Team

* **AFRESH** - Horatio Caine & Eric Delko & Samantha Owens & Frank Tripp & Ryan Wolfe & Alexx Woods
* **CHAFER** - Horatio Caine & Eric Delko & Calleigh Duquesne & Frank Tripp & Ryan Wolfe & Alexx Woods
* **CHAFERS** - Horatio Caine & Eric Delko & Calleigh Duquesne & Samantha Owens & Frank Tripp & Ryan Wolfe & Alexx Woods
* **CHAMFER** - Horatio Caine & Eric Delko & Calleigh Duquesne & Megan Donner & Frank Tripp & Ryan Wolfe & Alexx Woods
* **CHAMFERS** - Horatio Caine & Eric Delko & Calleigh Duquesne & Megan Donner & Samantha Owens & Frank Tripp & Ryan Wolfe & Alexx Woods
* **CHARTS** - Christian Brunner & Horatio Caine & Samantha Owens & Tim Speedle & Ryan Wolfe & Alexx Woods
* **CHEATER** - Horatio Caine & Eddie Delacroix & Eric Delko & Calleigh Duquesne & Tim Speedle & Ryan Wolfe & Alexx Woods
* **FRESHMAN** - Natalia Boa Vista & Horatio Caine & Eric Delko & Megan Donner & Samantha Owens & Frank Tripp & Ryan Wolfe & Alexx Woods
* **HAFTER** - Horatio Caine & Eric Delko & Tim Speedle & Frank Tripp & Ryan Wolfe & Alexx Woods
* **HAFTERS** - Horatio Caine & Eric Delko & Samantha Owens & Tim Speedle & Frank Tripp & Ryan Wolfe & Alexx Woods
* **HAYERS** - Horatio Caine & Eric Delko & Samantha Owens & Yelina Salas & Ryan Wolfe & Alexx Woods
* **HEARTY** - Horatio Caine & Eric Delko & Yelina Salas & Tim Speedle & Ryan Wolfe & Alexx Woods
* **MATCHER** - Horatio Caine & Eddie Delacroix & Megan Donner & Calleigh Duquesne & Tim Speedle & Ryan Wolfe & Alexx Woods
* **MATCHERS** - Horatio Caine & Eddie Delacroix & Megan Donner & Calleigh Duquesne & Samantha Owens & Tim Speedle & Ryan Wolfe & Alexx Woods
* **REHEAT** - Horatio Caine & Eddie Delacroix & Eric Delko & Tim Speedle & Ryan Wolfe & Alexx Woods
* **YACHTMEN** - Natalia Boa Vista & Horatio Caine & Eric Delko & Megan Donner & Calleigh Duquesne & Yelina Salas & Tim Speedle & Alexx Woods