The Funeral

## Plot

Linda has to prepare a funeral after accidentally killing Cookie's little sister, Cecilia after running her over with a car.

## Characters

* Linda
* Orion
* Cookie
* Cecilia
* Arion

## Script

### INT. LAVA CASTLE

Orion is digging through the refrigerator looking for some butter.

**Orion**: Crap, do we not have any butter?

**Aiden**: Guess not, dude!

**Linda**: Oh, well, i'm heading out! *[Her pet rabbit jumps on her head]* I can't play right now...sorry *[Puts it down and leaves]*

**Orion**: Alright, cya!

**Aiden**: How much y'all wanna bet she rus someone over?

**Orion**: Hey! That'll be TRULY EVIL!!! *[Laughs]*

### INT. TOON TOWN STREETS - NIGHT

[Linda comes out of a portal while driving a spider car. She sees Jaime's store and parks there]

**Linda**: All I need is butter and a few things! That should be easy! *[Walks inside and sees Jaime]* Hi, Jaime! You doing okay? *[Jaime has bags under his eyes. He yawns]* I need butter, flower, sugar, eggs, milk, and-

**Jaime**: *[Not listening, puts random objects on the desk: Cheese cutter, scrubber, boots, a turnip, and a broom.]* Got it. Here ya go! Here! Yup!

**Linda**: Hey, wait a minute! Are you expecting me to make a cake out of this?! *[Picks up the scrubber and slams it in Jaime's face]*

**Arion**: *[Pops out of nowhere]* Linda, he's tired!

**Linda**: Whatever! I'm going home! *[Leaves]*

**Arion**: *[Shrugs]* I'm pretty sure there are other stores for her to use...

**Jaime**: It's night time- *[Falls asleep on the floor]*

**Arion**: Boy, you said it! Alright, take it easy! *[Leaves with orange juice and leaves money on the counter]*

### INT. TOON FOREST - NIGHT

Linda is driving down the road, chewing a lolipop.

**Linda**: I cannot believe Jaime was tired! It's only 8:30pm! *[Yawns and gets sleepy]* Now, that I think of it, I'm getting sleepy...*[Yawns]* Oh, man! *[Sees Cecilia walking in the road while chasing a butterfly. Linda screams]*

**Cecilia**: Butterfly! Butterfly! Butter- huh? *[Stops and sees the car. She shields herself with her arms as she gets hit. She lets out a yelp and a whimper. Linda quickly stops the car]*

**Linda**: Please be okay...please be okay...*[Checks Cecilia and sees her upper half is okay]* Oh, thank demons. I gotta get you to a hospital- *[Pulls her out and sees her lower half has been cut off]* OH, DEER GOSH!!!

### INT. LAVA CASTLE - BACKYARD - NIGHT

Linda is shown burying the corpse in the yard. She finishes and sits down by it and slowly starts to cry. Leon is shown coming outside to look for Linda.

**Leon**: Sis? Where are- *[Gasps and sees her]* Huh?! Lindy?!

**Linda**: GASP!!! *[Drops the shovel and turns around]*

**Leon**: You hurt another kid?!

**Linda**: LEON!!! You can't tell anyone! *[Picks Leon up]* Please understand, Leon! Okay???

**Leon**: I- Okay...Wait, your a goth! Just resurrect him with your...demonic rituals thing...

**Linda**: I...I guess I can try...

**Aiden**: Hey, can y'all come inside? Orion is waiting for THE BUTTER

**Linda**: C-coming...*[Goes inside with Leon]*

### INT. LAVA CASTLE - KITCHEN - DAY

Linda is shown shaking while watching a video on her phone.

**Linda**: Just relax...just breath...*[She has a flashback of hitting Cecilia and burying her]* I...ahh! *[Drops her phone]* I can't relax! *[Sees a zombified corpse of Cecilia walking into the kitchen. Linda falls out of her chair]*

**Zombie Cecilia**: You...hurt me...*[Walks slowly to Linda]* ...only play with butterflies...*[Climbs on Linda. Linda starts crying and screaming hard. She opens her eyes to see Orion]*

**Orion**: Linda! Linda! What's the matter?! *[Linda looks around and hugs Orion]* Linda, what's wrong?

**Linda:** Nothing, I just didn't get any sleep! So, I had a nightmare!

**Orion**: Oh...well...you can sleep with me if you want!

**Linda**: Okay, that'll be nice!

**Leon**: *[Walks out the backdoor with a shovel]* Hi, big sis!

**Linda**: *[Eyes widen and pushes Orion off]* Leon! Wait! *[Chases him]*

**Orion:** OW!!!! *[Falls back]*

### INT. LAVA CASTLE - BACKYARD - DAY

Leon starts digging the body out until Linda stops him.

**Linda**: Stop! STOP!!! Leon, what are you doing?!?!

**Leon**: We're doing the ritual thing?!

**Linda**: Not when it's bright day light! Can't we wait until night?!

**Leon**: But I REALLY wanna see it!!! Please? *[Makes Puppy eyes]*

**Linda**: No! Not right now! *[Cookie is placing a flyer of her lost sister in the background. Elijah is with her]*

**Elijah**: Man, it's hot as hell here! I doubt anyone here has seen Cecilia....

**Cookie**: *[Cries her eyes out]* All we did was camp! Why did she run away chasing butterflies?! *[Listens to Linda and Leon in the background]* Hold on- follow me! *[Cookie and Elijah listens to them from afar]*

**Linda**: Look, if I could apologize to Cookie for killing her sister, I would! This guilt is hurting me! And its crushing my soul!

**Leon**: We're Demon Kids! We have no soul! *[Rips off his head to show demonic tentacles and tortured screams emerge from his throat. He shoves it back on]*

**Linda**: That's what's in there?! Anyway, just wait until night, okay? *[Leon gets a scared look on his face. He points behind Linda.]* What? What is it? *[Turns around and sees Cookie, Elijah, and Orion standing behind her. Cookie is extremly angry]* Uhh, surprise?

**Cookie**: *[Punches Linda's nose]* YOU KILLED MY LITTLE SISTER?!?!

**Orion**: *[Pats Cookie's back]* I've been there before! *[Cookie crushes Orion's hand within hers]*

**Cookie**: DON'T TOUCH!!!