Military Forces

July 8th 2020

## Characters (In Order)

* Tommy Coolatta
* Mr. Helpful
* Chip
* Celeste
* Dave
* Hamanda
* Unnamed Soldier
* Unnamed Jetski Salesman
* Vodkowski
* Unnamed Gay Scientist Couple
* Gerald
* Unnamed Guard

## Plot Synopsis

### Act I

Tommy wakes up from his nap. He now is equipped with the Half Life 2 weapons rather than the Black Mesa weapons. Helpful tells Tommy that he did that, for him to receive 10 percent inefficiency, which he props as a benefit. They crawl through the vents, returning to the warehouse where Dave is pacing around, his clothes now dirtied. After noticing Tommy, he screams before regaining his composure. He restates his name, but adds that he can be called Dave for short. He says that the military is there because he stole the gamer girl bathwater. He reveals as well, that he has one last container of Gamer Girl Bathwater, that he'll use to escape in his 'bathmobile'. He drives off, receiving some help from Tommy, following a few crashes. Then Tommy walks into another room, where he hears two soldiers bickering. One of them leaves, leaving the other alone. Tommy sees her. They fight, before they stop because Celeste is crying. The soldier runs off.

### Act II

Tommy tries to follow the soldier, before losing track of her. He's faced by a rail system, without a tram. An jetski salesman approaches him, telling him that the tram system is broken, and offers him to buy a jetski. Tommy tries to ride it several times, but it doesn't work, due to not being in the water. The salesman is offended, beginning to shoot at him. They enter a room full of green radiation sludge. Celeste calls Celeste a monster, for her being scared of Houndeyes, which he calls dogs. Chip comforts her by saying that if she was a monster, she would be the coolest monster.

### Act III

   They enter a room full of green radioactive sludge, which Helpful refers to as Jell-O. Tommy takes an elevator, entering a missile silo, with a scientist and a guard crouching around. They greet Tommy, as the guard walks into a barnacle, being saved by Tommy. Outside is the Nihilanth, which the pair call their son, Gerald (with a hard G). They tell Tommy not to press the button centerfold in the room, as it would kill their "baby". They also inform Tommy that Geralt is adopted, and that the couple are married, wishing Tommy a happy pride month, as he wishes back to them. Mr. Helpful tells Tommy he should prank them by activating the button, but not pressing it, so Tommy does so. On the way, he meets a guard, who says he's trying to get Gerber food for the baby. While walking, the guard shoots a man, thinking he was a headcrab-less zombie. When they get caught in a pit, they use jetpacks to escape, separating paths. After turning a valve, Tommy returns to the launch room. After the gay scientist speaks about how important the baby is to him, Tommy kills the baby accidentally, shouting that it was a prank, as he runs away, being shot at. He enters a pit below where the baby was, and enters another room with green goo, where Helpful puts the blame on Chip, and they accept it. Tommy falls asleep as it fades to black.

## Trivia

* The Gay Scientist Couple use several different names for the Nihilanth, including the following.
	+ Gerald (With a hard G)
	+ Geralt (Used as an example of an incorrect pronunciation)
	+ Jeralt
* When this video was recorded, it actually was pride month, June 2020.
* There was a cut section where a zombie and a gnome, named Gnomio and Juliet, were to follow Tommy. This is an in joke between the cast members.
* Tommy mentions jumping into the "core of the Earth" underneath the fan during the jetpack scene which is a reference to HLVRAI, where Tommy thinks the pit underneath the tram stop leads to the center of the Earth.
* In this episode, it is implied that Chip ate a baby.
* When anyone mentions a valve, 'Hazardous Environments' plays. This is a reference to it being the theme of Valve, creators of Half-Life.

## Music Tracks

* 1:10 Animal Crossing Wild World - Nookington's
* 2:08 Half Life - Vague Voices
* 4:09 Half Life - Klaxon Beat
* 4:35 Half Life - Military Precision
* 5:43 Portal - 4000 Degrees Kelvin
* 7:07 Earthbound - New Age Retro Hippie
* 8:28 Half Life 2 - Lab Practicum
* 11:46 Animal Crossing New Horizons - 10 AM
* 12:36 Portal 2 - Excursion Funnel
* 16:04 Undertale - Bird That Carries You Over A Disporportionately Small Gap
* 16:46 Half Life 2 - Hazardous Environments
* 17:38 Portal 2 - I Saw a Deer Today
* 17:51 Portal 2 - Bombs for Throwing at You
* 18:47 Black Mesa - Xen Ride 1