Les Fleurs

The Acolytes in Sexy Tights find themselves lost in the Feywild.

## Major Plot Points

#### Taken

* The smoke that enveloped the Acolytes dissipated and they were stranded in Hexanholt, the woods Baba Yaga calls her home. Mr. Dusk and Mr. Dawn told Bromo they were proud that he brought the killers of Tasha Nightshade to face justice. They ordered the barbarian to execute the murderers. Bromo ran away instead. Muchomucho M Amor summoned some quasits. The little demons clawed at the evil duo. Aryan Grande cast blade wall and trapped the carnival owners into a sharp dome. Clows Kufas created a Bigby's hand to attack Mr. dusk. Mr. Dusk cast finger of death on Clows. Mr. Dawn trapped the Acolytes in a force cage in return.
* With everyone trapped, Bromo tried to broker peace. Dusk and Dawn explained their carnival is just a front. Their real mission is to travel the multiverse to find children for Baba Yaga.
* Dikarus Bottombane tried and failed to teleport out of the cage with his soul blade. Dewey Thundersnatch used his magic to heal Clows. Bromo attacked Mr. Dusk with tears in his eyes, Muchomucho's misty step failed to teleport him out of the cage. Aryan cast synaptic static on Mr. Dusk. The portly elf couldn't break free from the Bigby's hand. Mr. Dawn cast shatter on the Acolytes trapped in his cage. Dewey's spiritual weapon decapitated Mr. Dusk. Bromo and Mr. Dawn screamed in horror. Muchomucho launched a fireboat on Mr. Dawn. Bromo struck him with his battleaxe. Aryan ended the clown's life with a flame strike.
* Bromo, covered in the blood and ashes of his fathers, held Mr. Dusk's head and wept. The rest of the Acolytes had to wait for the force cage to disappear. Dewey healed the party in the meantime. An elvish woman playing a flute with a marching band of drumming puppets stumbled unto the scene. Sweetie Sourpuss hooked up with Bromo behind a tree. The Acolytes were disgusted by the pair.
* Clows took Dusk's pocket watch. Clows experimented with the watch's temporal magic. Dewey and Bromo argued because Bromo wanted his father's heirloom. Dewey was hesitant to trust Bromo due to his ties to the WitchLight Carnival.
* Sweetie Sourpuss told the group they should head north to the Rainbow Fields to avoid Baba Yaga. The group heeded her advice. Upon getting to the border of the Grim Feywild and the Sylvan Feywild, the party saw a beanstalk growing from the ground into a purple cloud. A rock came flying out of the purple cloud and hit a hot air balloon. The aircraft crashed into a nearby stone tower.

#### Crash

* Aryan found Brenda the Bad Bitch dead in the tower rubble. Brenda's journal revealed she was a witch working with Queen Titania and King Oberon to revive Princess Keira.
* Muchomucho took Brenda's kitten heels and can now summon a black cat familiar whenever he taps his heels together three times while wearing them.
* Dewey investigated the hot air balloon and found Dandy Leon, a leonin man with a yellow petal mane and a puffball tail, clinging to life. Dewey healed him enough to ensure his survival.
* Dandy Leon shared he was on an important mission for Glow, the Archfey of Camp and the Duke of the Rainbow Fields. Someone stole seeds from Glow's sacred garden and used it to grow the beanstalk. Queen Titania's Sylvan Court and Baba Yaga's Grim Court share a tenuous truce and this thief threatens it by entering the home of Baba Yaga's border guard Malabog. He asked the acolytes to climb the beanstalk and quietly stop the thief before they could do anymore harm.
* During their long rest, Clows realized Bromo stole Dusk's pocket watch. The tortle invited Bromo into his shell, which was much bigger than expected on the inside. Clows and Bromo came to an understanding that the watch will be well taken care of, but the group needs access to it as it could help them get home. Clows promised Bromo could keep it once they find a way home.

#### Up

* The Acolytes successfully climbed the beanstalk and saw a decrepit manor with an open well. Clows looked into the well and a geyser of water shot into his face. A boggle named Zhart appeared and said a white devil stole the key to the manor. He created a water slide and let our heroes use his door into the manor's basement.
* The group made it to the living room where they found a sleeping two-headed giant. Muchomucho woke them up when he went to commune with Timeless Beauty and Grandfather clock. Gibber Jabber didn't sound the alarm or attack the party after the Acolytes convinced them they were just here for the white devil and it'd make them look bad if everyone found out a thief broke in on their watch.
* Timeless Beauty told Muchomucho that the Archfey of the Feywild were god rulers in that realm and must me met with deference. Grandfather Clock warned time was running out. The two-who-are-one also warned material realm gods may not be able to intervene due to inter-dimensional celestial bureaucracy.
* The Acolytes discovered a dungeon where a bugbear, pixie, and gnome druid were being held. The pixie and gnome were arrested by Malabog for getting too close to the Grim Feywild. The bugbear worked for Malabog but was imprisoned for disappointing him.
* Bromo took the bugbear as his concubine. The pixie and the gnome distracted a troll so the party could sneak further into the manor. Unfortunately, Bromo interrupted the distraction. The other hiding Acolytes were forced to blitz the troll to protect Bromo. Muchomucho's firebolt ended the humanoid eater.
* The commotion got the attention of a giant bugbear chief. The group hid in the humanoid-sized bat holes and ambushed the bugbear chief. Aryan's giant slayer shot a fatal arrow in his neck.
* Malabog himself started investigating the source of all this noise. He found Avarice Niveus, a pale white tiefling, sneaking around his home. He grabbed her and ventured towards the party and found Bromo and Dikarus. Aryan shot Malabog with a crossbolt and her wild magic made most of the party and Malabog invisible. Clows cast sinkhole on the fomorian, but he accidentally hurt Avarice too. Dewey unleashed a destructive wave. Muchomucho cast crown of stars.
* Bromo cast faerie fire so everyone could see Malabog. Aryan struck him with another crossbolt. Malabog's evil eye made Dewey suffer psychic damage. Muchomucho hit the evil giant with a disintegration ray. Dewey cast harm on Malabog. Dikarus struck him with his soul blade. Avarice, finally freed from his grip, cast fireball on Baba Yaga's enforcer. Bromo's battleaxe cut him down for good.
* Dewey was concerned they inadvertently started a war since they killed Malabog and his crew. The party invited Gibber Jabber into the room and convinced them to become the new border enforcer. Since they owe the Acolytes their new station, they agreed to cover up what really happened.
* When searching Malabog's body, the group discovered a green egg. Avarice said that's what she was trying to steal. The Acolytes refused to let her have it. Seeing the odds weren't in her favor, Avarice yielded the jabberwocky egg.