Seventh Battle of yell-chat

The 7th battle of #yell-chat was erroneously started in #lobby, but quickly moved to #yell-chat by Admin Varunda.

### Opening Assault

Team Anime started with an opening essay, then launched into a barrage of various anime related memes, while the monke team was playing ops with FNXS.

#### Opening Essay

Best girl Arturia, and best girl Eli Ayase, and Members of the Animeside and House of Waifus: Yesterday, December 7, 1941—a date which will live in infamy—the Animeside Army was suddenly and deliberately attacked by memers and primate forces of the Monke Coalition. The Animeside Army was at peace with that Nation and, at the solicitation of the Monke Coalition, was still in conversation with its Government and its Emperor Acris looking toward the maintenance of peace in T1DE discord. Indeed, one hour after Monke Coalition gif squadrons had commenced chaining in the #lobby of T1DE, the Monke Coalition Ambassador to the Animeside Army and his colleague delivered to our Secretary of Best Girls a formal reply to a recent Animeside Army message. And while this reply stated that it seemed useless to continue the existing diplomatic negotiations, it contained no threat or hint of war or of armed attack. It will be recorded that the distance of #lobby from Monke Island makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time the Monke Government has deliberately sought to deceive the Animeside Army by false statements and expressions of hope for continued peace. The attack yesterday on the #lobby channel has caused severe damage to Animeside Army gif and chain forces. I regret to tell you that very many Weeb lives have been lost. In addition Animeside Army ships have been reported torpedoed on the high seas between #announcements and #bingo. Yesterday the Monke Coalition also launched an attack against #yell-chat. Last night Monke forces attacked #good-memes-only. Last night Monke forces attacked #other-games-and-fitness. Last night Monke forces attacked #t1de-coaching. Last night the Monke attacked #bingo. And this morning the Monkes attacked #powerbottoms.

Monke Coalition has, therefore, undertaken a surprise offensive extending throughout the GENERAL area. The facts of yesterday and today speak for themselves. The people of the Animeside Army have already formed their opinions and well understand the implications to the very life and safety of our movement. As Weeb in Chief of the chainers and gif spammers I have directed that all measures be taken for our defense. But always will our whole movement remember the character of the onslaught against us. No matter how long it may take us to overcome this premeditated invasion, the Animeside Army in their righteous might will win through to absolute victory. I believe that I interpret the will of the Army and of the people when I assert that we will not only defend ourselves to the uttermost but will make it very certain that this form of treachery shall never again endanger us. Hostilities exist. There is no blinking at the fact that our best girls, our best shows, and our culture are in grave danger. With confidence in our gif spammers—with the unbounding determination of our weebs—we will gain the inevitable triumph- so help us Best Girl Arturia. I ask that the Army declare that since the unprovoked and dastardly attack by Monke Coalition on Sunday, December 7, 1941, a state of war has existed between the Animeside Army and the Monke Coalition.

### Counter attack

The brave counter attack was fielded by non-combatant Tyeson, as he provided many cute animal pictures. Eventually animeside petered out and lost steam, citing that the lack of Kae lead to their demise. This is often cited as the start of the cute animal guild.