PHF:LA Rangers squad predictions

This thread speculates on who the members of The LA Rangers will be, one month before their announcement.

**Date Created: 03.09.2004 @09:26 GMT**

just made a simple poll to see what everyone else is thinking. put the top 10 most obvious and a "fill your own" spot.

my personal choices:

1. Ellipses (obvious)
2. Haze (obvious PR move)
3. Singularity (she just left her team, what a coincidence)
4. Quasar (heard she was having issues in her team, idk if that's true though)
5. Rune (only not terrible Ward imo)
6. Glowworm (being sponsored by Papa Flame was a PURE COINCIDENCE uh huh)

(yes it's going to be a 6 man team)

**lokee**

@lokee

wait theres 6 peple in the rangers? i thought there was always 5

**jetblacksole**

@jetblacksole

I know what you mean. it surprised me when I first heard it too... But I have insider knowledge that @lokee is correct.

P.S. You might want to get your feet checked.

**8pixel**

@8pixel

Always early, I see. Isn't it like 5am in LA? Go to sleep already xD

I voted too btw :3

**hotpinkFury**

@hotpinkFury

I haven't voted yet. I just want to see how wrong everyone is.

P.S. Sleep is for the weaaak

**8pixel**

@8pixel

can u cut it with ur tough guy routing pixel nobody cares about your "insdider info" or whatever ur always wrong anyways so jst shut up alreadyy

**barnaclelad**

@8pixel

how about you put your money where your mouth is? $50 says your wrong again

**potatoSASAsalad**

@potatoSASAsalad

Interesting offer, but I'll have to refuse. Money is tight right now and I can't afford to throw it around on stupid bets.

**8pixel**

@8pixel

i knew you'd chicken out. you'd only be worried about FREE MONEY if you weren't sure you were right!

**potatoSASAsalad**

@potatoSASAsalad

PM me. I'm interested

**popolio**

@potatoSASAsalad @popolio

betting pool? I'll join :)

**hotpinkFury**

@8pixel @potatoSASAsalad @popolio @hotpinkFury

ur all fken STUPID WASTINg your money like this

**barnaclelad**

@barnaclelad

Don't lump me in with THEM.

**8pixel**

@8pixel

you broke rule 4. don't @ barnaclelad xD

**hotpinkFury**

From there, the thread expands to various theories explaining their choices. Here are the highlights:

* Ellipses will become team leader
* Haze will join (because Ellipses will join)
* Quasar will split off from the Anaheim Travellers and join
* Singularity left her old team to join the LA Rangers (discredited by @realSINGULARITY herself)
* Cascade has a small cult following
* One one person voted for The Entomologist as a joke

The top six choices were the following:

1. Ellipses
2. Glowworm
3. Star Gazer
4. Haze
5. Valor
6. Paragon

A new thread was created for the final results:

Hey guys, lokee here. Archived the old thread because it was getting too long. Here's PARAHUMAN 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO.

The results are in and here's what we've got:

1. Ellipses (*duh*)
2. Glowworm
3. Star Gazer
4. Haze
5. Valor
6. Paragon
7. Quasar
8. Sage
9. Phoenix
10. Rune
11. Singularity
12. Cascade
13. Shaman
14. Curveball
15. Bone (*Who?*)
16. The Entomologist

That's it, I think. Discuss.

**lokee**

The thread derailed pretty quickly and as soon as the announcement of the official roster was made, a *certain someone* was furious.