Upham

Upham (Upham) as portrayed by *Harry (DM)*

## Introduction

Upham is a rather rash, bold, confident strider who is sure he is morally and politically correct. Upham has never had the error of doubting himself and even after all the events of the last 16 years he still doesn't regret any decision he made. Upham is only unsure of one thing, is he a good father?

## Background

*(This description does include heavy reference to pedophilia and gratuitous violence)*

Born on Tekmos in the 936th *anarg* of the 'Primar Era' to Dennis and Clea, Upham was one of 515, a particullarly large group, even for the naturally large groups that occur. Upham left the household when he was 6, following after the traditions of a character (Hunter Boy) from his favourite show 'The Hunters'. Upham briefly transformed into the 'Hunter-Boy' himself and often uses that identity as a sort of escape to retreat to his childhood.

He first started stealing and scamming when he realised that he couldn't survive of exlusively berries, he needed to visit a city. The only city of Tekmos is very rich (cultrally), so Upham came to the descision he needed to leave the planet in search of better reasources for survival. He thought he had managed to convince a local to let him onto the ship, however the local in question didn't need to be convinced, because it turned out he was a convicted pedophile known as 'Jack Breadan'. Breadan was then killed by Upham after he made an advance towards Upham. This was Upham's first taste of blood, and he quite liked the feeling of putting an end to a mass-murder, rapist or pedophile, it made him feel like he had contributed something good in the galaxy. Upham then started taking bounties after over-hearing a conversation of someones about how they wish their boss was dead, Upham said he could provide that service, and the next day that branch needed a new boss. Upham continued killing people until he crossed paths with fellow assassin, 'Anna the Unrecognisable' (after their engagement, Upham became 'Upham the Unrecognisable') in the 955th *anarg* of the 'Primar Era', they pretty much immediately began having 'casual affiars' until Anna officially engaged in the 962nd *anarg* of the 'Primar Era'. By the time Anna engaged to Upham, they were already large members of the 'Revoltists' and were toppling political figures. On the 963rd anarg of the 'Primar Era', Anna and Upham discovered that Anna was pregnant, so they had to briefly retire from the rebelion, considering it's a lot of effort to raise and birth 20-300 children. Anna that year birthed 89 children and Upham tried his best to provide and protect them, he decided that the best course of action was to go back to Tekmos. Then Upham and Anna got pregnent again and on the 966th *anarg* of the 'Primar Era' gave birth to 124 children. However, on the 974th anarg of the 'Primar Era', Anna and Upham got such a good request for a job, they were being asked to assassinate the Emperor of 'The Janerium Empire', the Revoltists had managed to open a window to be able to secretly get Anna and Upham in. The couple took the job and successfully toppled 'The Janerium Empire', they went so far, as to 'non-legally' divorce and re-marry, so the could re-marry over the dead body of the emperor, however the 'wedding' was just a kiss infront of his severed head (even though they did try hard to keep his severed head).

When Upham and Anna returned home to their children they were looking foward to seeing a lawless galaxy without 'The Janerium Empire' (however, the 'Galactic Police Force'). When one of Anna and Upham's children grew sick, they called upon their very, rebelious (a revoltist leading member), doctor, friend, 'Leonard Passman' to aid them with their son' illness. However, Leonard had just been killed by the 'Galactic Police Force' and were able to trace the call back to Tekmos were Upham was situated (they did this knowing that a friend of Leonard, would most likely be a fellow Revoltist). The GPF scouted out Tekmos for any sign of rebelion in Upham' family, and when Anna said Upham' name, they knew he was the murder of the Emperor and fired on Anna killing her instantly. The GPF, more specifically, General Shotkar, began to kill off all of Upham' children, after he had assumably killed them all, he began to torture Upham for days, until eventually leaving him tied upside-down to bleed out and die.

What neither Upham or Shotkar knew was that, one of Upham's youngest children 'Maxine' had survived and helped her father recover. Upham, feeling destroyed taught his daughter everything he knew about crime, murder and scamming and then teamed up with her to perform hundreds of murders, he claimed he was 'teaching' Max, but he secretly knew he was just projecting, he was attempting to return to his glory days of crime and scum. Soon after Max turned 18, Upham dissappeared because \*\*SPOILER\*\*, and that rendered him \*\*SPOILER\*\*, however, \*\*SPOILER\*\*.