Bump, Crash, Smash, Tickle (song)

## Songs

**Bump, Crash, Smash, Tickle**, credited as "BUMP, CRASH, SMASH, TICKLE **MR BUMP**", is a song dedicated to Mr. Bump and has featured on a cassette and The Best MR. MEN album in the World... EVER!, a collection of Mr Men songs. The cassette version is greater in length, with extra lyrics. It was originally released on a cassette in 1993.

## Lyrics

**CD version**

Mr. Bump has more accidents than anyone I know,

Mr. Bump is all bandaged from his head down to his toe.

Mr. Bump just keeps bumping into everything in sight

and it doesn't matter if it's on his left or on his right.

Bump, Crash, Smash, Tingle, Bing, Bang, Boom!

Bump, Crash, Smash, Tingle, Bump, Oops! OW THAT HURTS!

When Mr. Bump was a carpenter he hammered on the nail

But he missed the head completely and he hit his finger- "OW!"

His little thumb swelled up so big it looked like a balloon!

It dropped and hurt, he yelled: "YEOW! I hope it's better soon..."

Bump, Crash, Smash, Tingle, Bing, Bang, Boom!

Bump, Crash, Smash, Tingle, Bump, Oops! OW THAT HURTS!

Bumping into doors and bumping into bikes

Bumping into windows and bumping into trikes

Mr. Bump is worse than Humpty Dumpty when he falls

but he really just can't help it all!

While Mr. Bump was on holiday cruising on a boat,

Mr. Bump, he strolled around the deck and letters home he wrote.

But the wind blew up and, Mr. Bump, he fell over the side

and the lifeboat had to rescue him and hang him out to dry.

Bump, Crash, Smash, Tingle, Bing, Bang, Boom!

Bump, Crash, Smash, Tingle, Bump, Oops! OW THAT HURTS!

Bump, Crash, Smash, Tingle, Bing, Bang, Boom!

Bump, Crash, Smash, Tingle, Bump, Oops! OW THAT HURTS!

**Cassette version**

Mr. Bump has more accidents than anyone I know,

Mr. Bump is all bandaged from his head down to his toe.

Mr. Bump just keeps bumping into everything in sight

and it doesn't matter if it's on his left or on his right.

Bump, Crash, Smash, Tingle, Bing, Bang, Boom!

Bump, Crash, Smash, Tingle, Bump, Oops! OW THAT HURTS!

When Mr. Bump worked upon a farm, he tripped over a dog.

And he spilt all the farmer's milk upon the courtyard floor!

The farmer's wife got angry and the little dog he laughed

but the farmyard cat he didn't mind, he lapped the milk right up!

Bump, Crash, Smash, Tingle, Bing, Bang, Boom!

Bump, Crash, Smash, Tingle, Bump, Oops! OW THAT HURTS!

When Mr. Bump was a carpenter he hammered on the nail

But he missed the head completely and he hit his finger- "OW!"

His little thumb swelled up so big it looked like a balloon!

It dropped and hurt, he yelled: "YEOW! I hope it's better soon..."

Bump, Crash, Smash, Tingle, Bing, Bang, Boom!

Bump, Crash, Smash, Tingle, Bump, Oops! OW THAT HURTS!

Bumping into doors and bumping into bikes

Bumping into windows and bumping into trikes

Mr. Bump is worse than Humpty Dumpty when he falls

but he really just can't help it all!

Mr. Bump has more accidents than anyone I know,

Mr. Bump is all bandaged from his head down to his toe.

Mr. Bump just keeps bumping into everything in sight

and it doesn't matter if it's on his left or on his right.

Bump, Crash, Smash, Tingle, Bing, Bang, Boom!

Bump, Crash, Smash, Tingle, Bump, Oops! OW THAT HURTS!

While Mr. Bump was on holiday cruising on a boat,

Mr. Bump, he strolled around the deck and letters home he wrote.

But the wind blew up and, Mr. Bump, he fell over the side

and the lifeboat had to rescue him and hang him out to dry.

Bump, Crash, Smash, Tingle, Bing, Bang, Boom!

Bump, Crash, Smash, Tingle, Bump, Oops! OW THAT HURTS!

Bump, Crash, Smash, Tingle, Bing, Bang, Boom!

Bump, Crash, Smash, Tingle, Bump, Oops! OW THAT HURTS!