Kanga-Mad (Transcript)

This is the 28th episode of Prehistoric Squadron: Saurusger.

Over in the park, the younger seven Saurusgers were hanging out.

Daniel: So how has your dad been doing at his new job, Kenny?

Kenny: He's been doing pretty well.

Terry: Must have been a shock that Zejutow decided to launch a monster attack on his first day of work.

Kenny: True. But at least he has an understanding boss.

Stuart: Quite a shame that his new job is going to be taking up a lot of his time as a Saurusger.

Kenny: I know. But hey, we've been able to handle things when it was just seven of us.

Andrea: And we've got the Cera Knight Brothers. I sure am glad that Opum was able to fix that virus that was put upon them during that battle we had earlier this week.

Denise: Those other rangers were pretty nice. Good to know we're not the only heroes in this world.

Anthony: And apparently not the only heroes in the galaxy either. If there's another galaxy far from here with it's own heroes. I wonder if we'll ever get to see these heroes?

Kenny: Who knows.

Stuart: So, has your dad had any exciting delivery stories, besides what happened last week?

Denise: Well, he gave me a Tedex teddy bear as a special gift.

Andrea: That was pretty nice of him. We had fun with our tea parties with Tedex and Harvey.

(Cuts to a flashback)

Denise: (In a deep voice and holding Tedex) So you got turned into a monster, Mr. Harvey?

Andrea: (In a deep voice holding Harvey) Yep. But my good friend, Andrea helped me return to normal. What about you?

Denise: (In a deep voice holding Tedex) One of my brothers got turned into a monster like you and he never returned to normal. :(

Andrea: (In a deep voice holding Harvey) Oh, that's too bad.

Both Girls: (Normal voices and laughs)

(Cuts back to the present)

Kenny: That sounds really funny.

Terry: It would be good to see that in person.

Andrea: Maybe we should bring them here sometime and do that.

Denise: That's a fine idea. In fact, we should make it be a puppet show.

Andrea: But, Harvey and Tedex aren't puppets.

Denise: So? Would it still be a show even if they aren't puppets?

Daniel: It's not a puppet show, girls.

Denise: But it's still a show, isn't it?

Daniel: I suppose so.

Anthony: Why don't we build a stand for the show? I'll go and get some lumber.

Stuart: I think I have an old blankey I could use for the certain.

Terry: You have an old blankey?

Stuart: It's been buried in my toy chest for years.

Denise: Your toy chest?

Stuart: Which has been left up in my attic for years. I haven't even opened it for even younger.

Kenny: I'm sure that my dad would allow us to use his old tools. He hasn't used them for years.

Daniel: Because he was stuck under some rocks, and then spent months in the healing chamber?

Kenny: Exactly. But I'm still going to need to ask him.

Terry: But he's on duty right now.

Kenny: Yeah. But his lunch break is coming up soon and I know where he's going for lunch. I could go meet him there and ask him over it during lunch.

Andrea: Then it's settled. Denise and I will get our plushes for the show.

And then everyone went off. Up in Zejutow's ship, Veojay, Yomamnwii, Shalliam, and Axaxlyl were watching a show about sword fighting.

Yomamnwii: Oh wow. Those fighters are really tough.

Axaxlyl: The Saurusgers do not fight anything like that.

Zejutow overheard this.

Zejutow: What did you say, Axaxlyl?

Axaxlyl: I said that the Saurusgers do not fight like the fighters on the TV.

Zejutow looked at the television. Then he thought.

Zejutow: I've got an idea for a new monster to send down.

Zejutow went over to a book he had an inside were pieces of fur that each had a name next to each piece of hair telling him what animal they came from. He then picked the one by the name "Kangaroo".

Zejutow: I knew my animal fur collection would come in handy one day.

Veojay: Since when did you get all of these hairs?

Zejutow: Sometimes at night, I go down to Earth and sneak into people's house and steal a piece of hair from their bodies.

Shalliam: How did you do it without getting caught?

Zejutow: I just doing it really quietly. But one time I was nearly caught.

(Cuts to a flashback of Zejutow sneaking into the house of bear boy sleeping in his bed through the window)

Zejutow: (Falls down onto the ground) OOF!

Bear Boy: (Wakes up and sees a blur in front of him) Huh? (Puts on his glasses and turns on the lights, but sees nothing) I must be seeing things. (Turns the lights back off)

Zejutow: (Hides under the bed and crawls out) That was a close one. (Carefully pulls a hair off the bear kid, then sneaks out)

(Cuts back to the present)

Shalliam: You were almost caught by a kid?

Zejutow: Hey, it would be bad if I was caught with anybody.

Yomamnwii: You're lucky he was far-sighted.

Zejutow: Anyway, I've got this kangaroo hair. And now to get the other things.

Zejutow went off and came back with some kung-fu material. He then loaded them into the machine. Then, a kangaroo kung-fu monster came out.

Axaxlyl: A kangaroo kung-fu fighter?

Yomamnwii: Man, he looks Kangerous!

Shalliam: Huh?

Yomamnwii: You know, Kangaroo and dangerous.

Zejutow: Kangerous sounds like a good name, Youmamnwii.

Yomamnwii: Really? I was just making a pun. I didn't plan on having it be a name.

Zejutow: Regardless, it works. Now to put Kangerous to work.

Kangerous: Kanga-fu! (Makes a kick at Veojay, knocking him to the floor)

Veojay: Ow!

Down on Earth, Kenny just arrived at McFurry's where he saw George's Tedex van. He came in as he saw his dad in the line.

Kenny: Hey, Dad.

George: Kenny, I didn't think you'd be coming over here today.

Kenny: I didn't either until my friends and I thought of an idea we could do.

George: What's that idea?

Kenny: The girls are planning on doing a show with their plushes and we're working to build a theater for that. So, is it alright if we use your tools?

George: Well, I suppose it would be alright. Do you remember where they are?

Kenny: They're right where you left them. In the old tool shed.

George: Wow. You've got a good memory. I don't think I would have remembered that. So, want to join me for lunch?

Kenny: Sure, Dad.

So George and Kenny waited in the line and placed their orders. Then when the food was ready, they had a discussion.

George: So you're planning on having a puppet show?

Kenny: Well it's more of a plush show since they're not puppets.

George: Of course. I think that's something I'd like to see.

Kenny: Well, maybe if we get it done by the time you get off of work tonight, you might get a chance to.

George: That's great.

Kenny: I'll ask my friends if we can hold the show off until then.

Later on, Kenny came to his house and went to the backyard where the shed was. He opened the shed where the tools are.

Kenny: Oh man. These tools haven't been used in years. So much dust and cobwebs on them.

Kenny managed to get the dust and cobwebs off, then he got the tools into his old wagon.

Kenny: It looks like Dad's tools are not the only thing that hasn't been used in years. Come to think of it, I don't think I've used this wagon since I was a kid.

When Kenny began pulled his wagon, he rolled for a while, but then the wagon began skidding.

Kenny: What's going on?

He looked to see that one of the wheels were flat.

Kenny: Oh yeah. Now I remember, I put the wagon in the shed because one of the wheels went flat.

(Cuts to a flashback of a young Kenny with his wagon)

Young Kenny: Mom, the wheel on my wagon went flat)

Mrs. Ferretson: Oh dear. Why don't you get the wagon into the shed. Then when your father comes home, you call tell him about the broken wheel.

Young Kenny: OK.

(Cuts back to the present day)

Kenny: But then Dad never came back. Well, at least not for ten years. And because Dad didn't come back for ten years, the wagon wasn't fixed for ten years. Well, no time like the present to fix them.

Kenny unloaded the tools from the wagon, then turned the wagon on it's side.

Kenny: Alright, wagon. You waited ten years to get fixed, well wait no more.

But then, he got a call from Opum.

Kenny: Oh dear. This looks like the call to action. (Turns the communicator) What is it, Opum?

Opum: Kenny, hurry to the base. There's trouble.

Kenny: Alright. (Turns the communicator off) Sorry, Wagon, but you'll need to wait a few more hours before I can fix you.

And Kenny hurried off. Over at the base, Kenny, Daniel, Terry, Stuart, Andrea, Anthony, and Denise, had assembled.

Opum: Hello, Saurusgers. I'm glad you could arrive.

Kenny: What's the issue, Opum?

Opum used his magic to show Kangerous wrecking havoc all over town.

Opum: This is Kangerous.

Denise: Hang on, did you say "kangaroo," or "dangerous".

Opum: Neither, I said "Kang-Er-ous".

Anthony: It's a pun-name.

Denise: Oh. Right.

Opum: Kangerous is able to use his blades to cut down sign posts, cuts benches in half, and even is able to slice rocks.

Stuart: Slice rocks? Never heard of that.

Andrea: I heard it is possible.

Kenny: We better hurry out there and put a stop to it.

All: Saurus Change! (Transforms into their ranger forms)

The Saurusgers arrived down town where Kangerous was found.

Kangerous: Ah. At last. You've arrived.

Kenny: Yeah. And we're going to put a stop to your slicing.

Kangerous: Oh yeah? Daffacots, arise!

And the Daffacots arrived and charged for the Saurusgers.

Kenny: Ah, Daffacots! Let's get our weapons ready.

After the Saurusgers got their weapons ready, they charged and battled against the Daffacots.

Andrea: Plesio blast! (Blasts water at some Daffacots)

Daffacots: Glub Glub Glub!

Stuart: Stego arm! (Strikes some Daffacots with his Stego arm)

Terry: (Flies in the air) Ptera blast! (Blasts some Daffacots in the air)

Daniel: Tops missiles! (Fires some missiles from his Tops shield at some Daffacots)

Anthony: Tyranno chomp! (Chomps at some Daffacots with the Tyranno head)

Saurus Tyranno: Yum yum!

Denise: Raptor claw! (Claws at some Daffacots)

Kenny: Brachio sword! (Slices at some Daffacots) That this! Daffacots!

Kangerous: You're a very worthy swordsman, Brachio Red! Well, I've got two swords!

Kangerous then began fighting at Kenny.

Kenny: (Shields himself with the Brachio Sword) ERGH! This isn't fair! Two against one!

Denise: Don't you mean seven against one?

Kenny: I was talking about our swords, not us!

Kangerous: (Knocks Kenny back)

Kenny: Ah! I think I'll need another weapon! Cephalo Wrecking Ball!

The Cephalo Wrecking Ball arrived in Kenny's hand.

Kenny: Now to see how you handle this! (Wrecks the wrecking ball at Kangerous)

Kangerous: (Is thrown back) AAAAH! (Falls to the ground) ERGH! (Gets up) Kanga-daggers! (Throws some daggers at Kenny)

Kenny: Oh yeah? Ankylo Hammer! (The Ankylo Hammer arrives in Kenny's hand) Ankylo swing! (Knocks the daggers back with the Ankylo Hammer)

Kangerous: (Jump kicks at Kenny, knocking him back)

Kenny: Oof!

Kangerous: You have some great fighting skills, Brachio Red! But you're going to need to be a lot tougher if you're going to beat me!

Kenny: Well, I've got a team to help me out!

Kangerous: I think I'll need some stronger weapons if I'm going to beat all of you. We'll meet again. (Vanishes)

Andrea: Oh dear. He got away.

Kenny: (Sighs)

Up in Zejutow's ship, Kangerous had just arrived back.

Zejutow: What are you doing back up here?

Kangerous: I was wondering if you could possibly give me stronger weapons.

Zejutow: Stronger weapons? Is this some sort of a joke?

Kangerous: No! I need stronger weapons to beat Brachio Red!

Shalliam: Just beat the other Saurusgers first and then save Brachio Red for last!

Kangerous: But Brachio Red will get in my way if I try to fight them first!

Zejutow: Your swords are strong enough, Kangerous! Now get back down there and finish the job!

Kangerous: ERGH! (Heads off)

Down on the ground, Kangerous came up to a museum.

Kangerous: If Zejutow won't give me a stronger weapon, I'll just get one myself! (Disguises himself as a normal kangaroo citizen) I'll blend in perfectly.

He then went up to the ticket window.

Kangerous: I would like one ticket for the museum. (Pays the ticket window guy)

Male Bear: (Takes the money and gives the ticket) Here you are, sir.

Kangeorus: Thank you. (Begins to walk off)

Male Bear: Just be on the lookout for a kangaroo-like monster. He might try to sneak into the museum and steal one of our best weapons from the hall of weapons.

Kangerous: (Stops and twitches his ear) Uh...sure thing. I'll be careful.

Once Kangerous got inside, he made his plans.

Kangerous: Alright. Now I know where the weapons are, I can go there and get them.

And he headed straight that way. Meanwhile, Kenny got back to his yard to fix the wheel on his wagon.

Kenny: Alright, wagon. I've got some time to fix your wheel.

And he got to work. After some time had passed, the wheel was now fixed.

Kenny: There we go. Good as new. Now to get the tools into the wagon.

Kenny loaded the tools into the wagon and headed for the park. At that time, the others had the lumber ready and Stuart had his old blankey ready. Kenny soon arrived with his wagon.

Kenny: Sorry if I took a little long to get here. But I needed to fix my wagon's wheel.

Andrea: Did it break?

Kenny: It broke a long time ago. It's been in the shed for the past decade. When the wheel broke, I was going to ask my dad to fix it when he got back from his cave tour, but of course you know the whole story about that.

Daniel: Oh yeah.

Terry: So you managed to fix it yourself?

Kenny: Yeah. I cannot believe I didn't think to do so sooner. I completely forgot about my wagon.

Denise: Ready to get that stage built up?

Kenny: I'm all ready.

So they began work on the stage. In the museum, Kangerous made his way to the weapons hall.

Kangerous: Let's see. Which weapon would be the best one to use to defeat Brachio Red?

He looked around until he saw a very big sword.

Kangerous: Aha! This is perfect!

He tried to break the glass, but it was too hard.

Kangerous: Ergh! This glass is too hard.

He began bashing and bashing against the glass. But no matter how many times he banged on the glass, not a single crack appeared in it.

Kangerous: Huh? Impossible! Not even a scratch!

(Cuts to the security room)

Male Polar Bear Guard: We've got a visitor trying to bang on the glass in the weapons room.

As Kangerous continued to bang against the glass, the guards came in.

Male Polar Bear Guard: Hold it right there, sir!

Kangerous: Huh?

Male Polar Bear Guard: You better stop slamming into that glass case or you'll be asked to leave!

Kangerous: I need that sword to beat the Saurusgers! (Reveals his true self)

Male Possum Guard: Ah! It's that kangaroo monsters the Saurusgers fought earlier today!

Kangerous: That's right! (Slashes his sword at the guards, knocking them onto the ground)

The guards were not hurt, but they were feeling weak. Kangerous then went over to one of the guards and grabbed the keys.

Kangerous: Here we go.

He then went over to the door an unlocked the glass and opened it up. He then took the sword out and grabbed it.

Kangerous: Oh, it's very heavy. But I think I can manage.

By that point, the Saurusgers had just finished building their stage when Opum had called them.

Daniel: What is it, Opum?

Terry: Is Kangerous back?

Opum: He's over at the museum. He's attempting to steal a great big sword.

Stuart: Why would he steal a great big sword?

Kenny: He must be getting it to try and beat me. We better get over there.

All: Saurus Change! (They transformed into their ranger forms)

They hurried as Kangerous was struggling to carry the big sword out of the museum.

Kangerous: I'm....coming....Saurus...gers...any....moment....now.

Then, the Saurusgers showed up.

Kenny: Hold it right there, Kangerous!

Kangerous: Ah! At last! I have you, Brachio Red!

He tried picking up the big giant sword and tried to swing, but the sword was so heavy, he ending up dropping down onto the stairs and was getting dragged down the steps.

Kangerous: Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!

At last, he crashed onto the bottom of the stairs.

Kangerous: Ow!

Anthony: It looks like that sword was too much for him.

The guards all got out and came down to the bottom of the steps.

Male Polar Bear Guard: Alright, boys. On three. One, two, three.

The guards lifted the sword together and carried it back up the steps.

Andrea: Don't worry about Kangerous, sirs. We'll take care of him.

Male Polar Bear Guard: Thank you, Saurusgers.

Kangerous: ERGH! I may not have the world's biggest sword...

Male Polar Bear Guard: It's not the world's biggest sword!

Kangerous: Whatever! I may not have that great big sword whatever it's called, but I'll just try to beat you with my own two swords!

He got his swords ready and began slashing at the Saurusgers. The Saurusgers began to fight back at Kangerous. But they were all knocked over. Even Kenny.

Kangerous: Now to finish you off!

But just as he was about finish them off, both is swords were snipped off.

Kangerous: Huh?

The Saurusgers looked and saw that George had come in with the Para-Scissors.

George: Hey, Saurusgers. I've finished my rounds and now I can help as a Saurusger.

Kangeorus: I wasn't expecting you, Para-White.

Kenny: Good timing, Dad.

Kangerous: I think I'll need to grow giant if I'm going to beat all of you. Axaxlyl!

Then, Axaxlyl showed up.

Axaxlyl: You've got it, Kangerous! (Sprays water on Kangerous, making him grow giant)

Kangerous: Now let's see how you handle this.

Kenny: We'll need to call for the Saurus Bots.

The Saurus Bots arrived and they formed both Sauruszin and Tyrannozin. The formations this time had Para and Dactyl forming the arms and Plesio and Raptor formed the legs of Sauruszin, and Tyrannozin was formed with Tops and Stego as the arms. Kangerous then got out a sword.

Kangerous: This sword is much stronger than the other swords I had. Try and beat this one. (Charges for Saruszin and Tyrannozin)

Sauruszin stopped the sword with the Para arm.

Kangerous: ERGH!

George: Para Snip!

Sauruszin: (Snips the tip of the sword off)

Kangerous: No! My best sword! I'd use the big sword I was trying to steal if it wasn't too small for me now. Well, I still got my daggers! (Throws the daggers at them)

Terry: Ptera wind!

Sauruszin: (Blows a wind at the daggers, causing them to fly back at Kangerous)

Kangeorus: AAAH!

Daniel: If you think that's painful, take this!

Tyrannozin: (Fires the horn missiles from the Tops arm)

Kangerous: AAAH!

Denise: Raptor chomp!

Sauruszin: (Kicks Kangerous with the Raptor leg and it chomped at Kangerous)

Denise: AAAAH!

Kenny: Now to finish this!

Kenny, George, Terry, Andrea, and Denise: Sauruszin Grand Finisher!

Anthony, Daniel, and Stuart: Tyranno Blast!

Both Sauruszin and Tyrannozin fired their blasts at at Kangerous!

Kangerous: (Gets hit by the blast) Kanga-toodle-loo! (Falls and explodes)

Sauruszin and Tyrannozin then stood with satisfaction.

Later on, all the Saurusgers, as well as some kids had arrived to watch Denise and Andrea's show.

George: You guys did a good job on this stage.

Kenny: Thanks, Dad. Although this stage wasn't the only thing we worked on today besides fighting Kangerous.

George: What else did you work on?

Kenny: The wheel on my wagon. It broke the day you got stuck in that cave. I waited for you to get back to fix it, but you never came back.

George: Not until ten years later.

Kenny: Right.

Daniel: Quiet, the show is beginning.

Then, Tedex and Harvey came out from the curtain.

Tedex: (Denise's deep voice) Hello, guys. I am Tedex, and this is my good friend, Harvey.

Harvey: (Andrea's deep voice) What are you doing today, Tedex?

Tedex: (Denise's deep voice) I was just on my way to make a delivery.

Harvey: What is that delivery?

Tedex: (Goes and gets a box, then in Denise's voice) I was just making a delivery to my good friend, Harvey.

Harvey: (Takes the box, then in Andrea's voice) Oh boy! I wonder what it could be?

George: This is so funny.

Kenny: I agree.

Harvey: (Is show holding a shirt, then in Andrea's voice) Oh boy, it's a shirt. It's just what I ordered. Thank you, Tedex. I'm going to put it on. (Leaves the stage)

Sally: This is so great. I love this show.

And the Saurusgers enjoyed watching Andrea and Denise's plush show and had a good time.

To be continued...