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# **Welcome to Encyclopaedia Arostotzka!**

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## What Is Arostotzka & Our Mission

Arstotzka. We are glorious, rising nation of Eastern Europialand. Do not fear us, we strong and have powerful, but still like to make peaceful time. Join us friend: we shall rule all great Motherland for eternity!
We have based in Arostotzka headquarters, but some operations are also undertook by other fun men from great Yankeeland place of 'Tenor Sea'.

And we, Arstotzka, are great, glorious nation in Eastern Europe. Do not fear us, we are strong and powerful but still like to make peaceful time. Join us, my friend, we shall rule all Motherland for eternity!

In meantime, we write encyclopaedia on world for you to read. First, we write long and interest-making documents on everything on God's grand world Earth. Then we take over and invade planet, indoctrinate all citizen with these pages. Sound very good, yes?

###### I can't believe I have to put this here but this is a joke you snowflakes

First, we write documents on everything on grand world Earth. Then, we take over planet, and indoctrinate all with these pages. Sounds good, yes? Also, you should meet my good friend Luigi, he will write from now:

Hello-a, mia-amici, ciao, come statevi? Io sono bene, grazie per asking! I have to go to cook-a la pizza, il pane and la pasta, I must go now to cook food for my Italian village in the hills of Bologna and Marche back in La Italia. Thank you for read-a-ing my sec-a-tion, let's-a get-a back to the wiki now-a, shall we? I must go cook a pizza-pane-pasta!

## WIKI TO-Do LIST

[Puts on Aussie accent]

Ayy mate, if you’re gonna just screw around on here you might’s well do something worthwhile for us ‘ere. So if ya could do us a favour and do something from this wiki to do list, I’d ‘ppreciate it dude:

- Finish the article [[Simping]] (actually, please don’t, that’s only for me thanks).

- Make a new part of the article The Funny, it needs something new

- Create one or more of the following;

711, Krispy Kreme, America, Handball, Ben Shapiro, Joe Biden, President of the United Statesif Arstotmania, 2020-present Arstotzka Civil War, and some mkre probs

Please contribute to Cyclopaedia ‘Stotzka by either make edit of an existent article, or make of whole new article! Either is good, and content not have to be good, can be any random rubbish...if need inspiration, here are task we need be done on great Wiki of ours:

# Glory to Arstotzka

And good day!

Arstozka is beautiful glorious nation of Eastern Europe, border Kazachstan and Kremlin Country. We have great ruler, but village want to get more yield on year potato crop. My goal? Get more crop for village from same dirt, capische?
# **Rules of the Wiki**

1. You must be great fan of Arstotzka and her natural resource of sheep and deer skin

2. You must not be a fan of Fortnite, or the community moderators will legit HOMESLICE you, homeslice, so watch your back

3. Do not fun-make of Weird Al, he is lord and saviour, treat man with respect for make funny parody song like "White Nerdy" and "The Albuquerque" musics

4. Write either in one of two language contained on Encyclopaedia Arostorzka: glorious language of Arstotzka English speak, or in EPICAL DUMBTALK. CAPSICHE, HOMESLICE? (But please not both on the same page or I will literally colonise Tuvalu).

5. In word of fame handball player and fat *Fortnuts* streamer 'Ninja' we must not bully one other as he says in glorious quote of Thursdays

6. Be fan of Mr. Borat and King Julien (who are actually played by the same guy, who would have guessed???)

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