Deadpool

**NOTE FROM DEADPOOL HIMSELF**: Hey, so, this is a *"fan-made"* version of me, if you want more canonical and accurate info on yours truly, head over to Marvel Database, and search for "Deadpool", there, you'll find some accurate info on your favorite fourth wall breakin' merc, AKA me. See ya! **\*Walks away\***

### Aliases

Wade Winston Wilson III, D-Pool, The Merc With a Mouth, Cutie Sparkles (formerly)

### Relatives

Deathstroke (older brother), Kyle Wilson (father), Unnamed mother

### Affiliation

X-Men, Comedybro88 (My close buddy), Batman (Some guy from DC Comics), Wolverine (My best friend), Superman (Another DC Comics guy), Robin (Some kid who bullies my brother), Lulu Flynn (Close homie)

### Occupation

Unemployed, been that way since like... idk?

## Appearances

### Debut

The New Mutants #98 (1991)

Deadpool is an ally of Comedybro88 in the Comedybro88 franchise. It is stated that he is a friend of Comedybro88, and one of his rivals.

Deadpool is also a famous superhero from the Marvel Comics universe, known for fighting crime and breaking the fourth wall. He is very fond of katanas and firearms, and uses those as his primary weapons. Sometimes, he will occasionally use his fists.

## Physical Description

Deadpool is a 26-year-old man who wears a red and black outfit with his face on the brown leather utility belt, he wears a red mask with two black diamonds on it, and his eyes are white. He also sports a pair of black gloves. On his legs are two pistols, and on his back are two katanas. When he is unmasked, he has a burnt and disfigured face with a bald head, yellow sclera, and yellow teeth. It is also implied that Deadpool wears a cartoon shirt, which he does not want to get ruined.

## Personality

Deadpool is a wise cracking anti-hero who is known for his fourth-wall breaking antics, and ability to utilize items from Hammerspace? Deadpool also shows signs of invulnerability, a healing factor, and immortality. His favorite food is chimichangas and potato chips, and he enjoys pop culture, and other things that he finds cool. Deadpool dislikes jail jokes, being sent to dumb school, Cable, receiving copyright strikes from Comedybro88, or having his cartoon shirt ripped. At times, he is known to throw temper tantrums and scream when he does not get his way, or sometimes disobey Comedybro88, and make him upset, resulting in copyright strikes, beatings, or being scolded.

## Backstory

Wade Wilson was once in the military, but he used to smoke a pack a second, resulting in him getting lung cancer. While he was in the hospital, a man by the name of Francis Floyd introduced him to the "Weapon X Foundation", who later cured him of his cancer, at the cost of his sanity, and good looks. During the mutation process, Wade was told that he would be wearing a costume, and asked for the aforementioned suit to not be made green, or worse, animated (\*reference to the movie, fun fact). After the mutation ceased, Wade looked in the mirror, and saw what looked like a zombie, instead of his reflection. After wearing the costume received by Francis, he went out into the city to fight crime, and was later seen on the news as an unknown hero. When he returned home, his father, Kyle, and his mother disapproved of his decision to become a crime fighter, and kicked him out of the house, referring to him as nothing more than a "dead pool". This new nickname sparked an idea in Wade's head, and years later, he went under the alias of Deadpool (\*the rest is history), Eventually, some unknown dimensional magic sent Deadpool and his brother Slade out of their respective universes, and into the universe of Earth-1121, where they met a weird looking blue guy, that later befriended Deadpool, whereas Slade, AKA Deathstroke, went on to be a petty criminal, vandalizing buildings, stealing candy from little kids, not eating his vegetables (\*hehe, you said Vegeta, dRaGoN bAlL reFrEnCe!!!1!!!.), and not picking up his garbage. Deadpool and Comedybro88 later met up with Batman and Wolverine, and declared themselves to protect New MemeTopia City.

## Quotes

"YOU CAN'T GIVE ME A COPYRIGHT STRIKE!"

- Deadpool when he receives a dreaded Copyright Strike.

"Did somebody say Deadpool?'

- Deadpool when he made his official debut on the Comedybro88 channel.

"Don't put me in a dumb school, DON'T PUT ME IN A DUMB SCHOOL!"

- Deadpool when he is threatened to be put in a dumb school.

"I'M NOT GETTING ANY POTATO CHIPS!!!!"

"You may be wondering 'why the red suit?', that's just so bad guys can't see me bleed! This guy's got the bright idea, he wore the brown pants!"

- A reference to the movie.

"Jail Jokes!"

"I literally got fuckin' banned for sayin' simp."

- Deadpool when asked why he was suspended from Xbox Live.

## Trivia

* The voice actor for Deadpool (Z.A. Berry) once saw the Deadpool movie in theaters when he was 8.
* Deadpool is often mistaken for Spider-Man due to his red outfit.
* Deadpool is one of Z.A. Berry's favorite superheroes.
* Deadpool's favorite game is "The Wrestling Club" by Ubisoft.
* Every time Deadpool gets in trouble with the police, he claims he is 8 years old, this is a running joke that first appeared in the 200 Subscriber Special.
* Deadpool was once a furry named "Cutie Sparkles" (\*WHY WOULD YOU MENTION THAT?!)
* Deadpool once competed in a "Deadpool competition", where he set up bear traps for his opponents, so he could win.
* Deadpool once tried to play "Still D.R.E" on a piano, but ended up summoning Super Mario.
* Deadpool is able to read this page and write on it too.
* Deadpool has been console banned from Xbox Live because he posted degrading images of Mario and Tank Dempsey. He also got banned for calling someone a "simp" because he lost in a game of Fortnite.