Anakin Skywalker

* Meme House
* Canonical

"***I HATE YOU!!!!!***"
—Anakin expressing his hatred towards Obi-Wan Kenobi

**Anakin Skywalker** (so far seen under the in-game name of **Dorian Cook**) is a Sith Lord and arsonist, who was first seen in Part 13 but made his active debut in Part 14. He is one of the five supernatural Serial Killers added by the Life Tragedies Mod.

Formerly a Jedi Knight turned into a dangerous pyromaniac who was converted to the dark side of the force, Anakin is often seen setting fires around Oasis Springs, possibly because the sight of the sand present in town sends him into a burning rage, for he doesn't like sand, because according to him, it's coarse, rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere. He's also full of hate, and appears to hate everyone. It could also be possible that another reason why Anakin is randomly burning people's houses down because of a much simpler reason. He wants to kill them, he wants to kill them all. They must die. Every single one of them. But not just the men, but the women, and the children too. They're like animals! And Anakin wishes to slaughter them like animals! He hates them!

Anakin wears a Darth Vader mask presumably to protect his face, which may or may not have already been severely burned.

## History

### Part 13

Anakin makes a very brief background appearance when Dio Brando is visiting the Zest Household. He also sets a fire off-screen which goes unnoticed.

### Part 14

After breaking into the Bogan House, Anakin uses a flamethrower to set the building alight which ends up with his own self dying in the fire first in the process. Following his death, Dio and Bill Murray end up also dying because of the fires he had started.

His death is however undone, after it is revealed the entire event was a premonition by Dio.

### Part 15

Anakin's arrival to the Bogan Household comes true on the predicted night. Dio is however aware of it and swiftly snaps his neck with The World as soon as he barges through the door, as he was too busy gaming to get up.

Anakin's immortality is later observed as he re-appears once again burning trash near the CD-I Household after he was summoned using his wanted poster. They had to lock the door to prevent him from getting in.

### Part 20

Anakin was briefly seen at the WacDonald's Restaurant, starting a fire in the kitchen. He killed a member of the staff as well as burning Link CD-I, fortunately not killing him.

### Part 23 (2020 Christmas Special)

Anakin has 2 very short appearances during the Christmas Special. He is first seen burning stuff around him, before he runs near the gigantic Christmas Tree to randomly laugh evilly at a plant. He later shows up at the Squarepants Household while Bulk Bogan is giving out Christmas presents, but he surprisingly doesn't cause any fires or threatens to burn the house down. Instead, he chills out in the house to watch the TV, and later witnesses Bogan ripping Shaggy Rogers' heart out of his body. At the end though, Anakin ends up not recieving a gift.

## Gallery

Anakin's wanted poster.Burning down the Bogan Household in Dio's premonition.Anakin and DIO dead, Bill Murray burning.Anakin getting his neck snapped by The World in Part 15.
## Trivia

* Some fans prefer to call Anakin Pyro from *Team Fortress 2* instead, due to his flamethrower, mask, and the fact that he has burned down the original house in a dream sequence.