Bacon

Bacon 'L Ecno Kynne is one of the admins of r/DreamSMP and one of the most well-known members. She is famous for her almost supernatural similarity to Technoblade and her complete clinical insanity which renders all who watch her actions from a distance left with a feeling akin to coming face to face with a void creature or a Lovecraftian horror.

## Bacon

### Aliases

Techno Kinnie, #1 boomer here, Pissbaby English Minor Epithets: simply superior,

## Appearances

### Debut

12th March 2021

Bacon's clinical insanity acts as almost an area effect, seemingly permeating in the air and spreading around her like a cloud of braindeath. Possible side effects of communicating with him for too long are:

* Incrementally dropping IQ
* Delusions of grandeur
* Possible irreparable brain damage
* Hallucinations of Technoblade at the most inopportune times
* Seeing all Australian men with cowboy hats placed on them

Bacon's body also produces unusually high amounts of copium, dangerously high amounts for a human being. She has to seek regular medical help to mitigate the effects of this grievous condition to avoid undergoing a copium overdose. Copium overdose is typically associated with a high amount of sodium in the bloodstream as the result of a truly glorious babyrage event, a feeling Bacon is very familiar with.

Bacon is also quite infamous for her frequent "public displays of affection" with Sneaky, often graphically describing their sexual feats together, often in the presence of children. A change.org petition was created in a vain attempt to get the 2 lynched for their abhorrent bullshit but was quickly dismissed with a "No, L. Cope, seethe, maybe mald a little". The world's sodium levels momentarily increased by 6% that day.

## The Grind

Another result of Bacon's clinical insanity was the Grind™

During the earlier days of her time on the server, he witnessed firsthand the sheer insanity that was WindMilk while she was in 1st place on the server in experience. Bacon took this as a sign to do a little trolling and spent days meticulously calculating how she could usurp WindMilk in the most effective way possible.

Bacon even went so far as to create an entire spreadsheet that found the most effective exploits and broken segments of Atlas and over the course of a straight week, Bacon went from CashApp to Tommy's Twitch Chat, much to the horror of the server members who witnessed her do it.

Upon discovering this absolute showcase of Touchn't Grass, WindMilk was paralysed in crippling horror and disbelief, millions of tons of copium all surging to her head so fast her brain bluescreened. In the ensuing days as Bacon hit 1st place in experience, WindMilk was plunged in a deep, spiraling depression, another one of the symptoms of copium overdose. In the months following the Grind™ server members gained a sort of begrudging respect/ fear for Bacon.

## The Disappearance

For about 2 months, Bacon mysteriously disappeared from r/DreamSMP. This left the server in shambles as Bacon was the glue holding an unprecedented amount of the server together. The server crashed and burned but due to the nature of its members everyone stayed, Wilbur attempted to fix the bots and ended up euthanising Carl, evicting Dyno and giving Atlas an STD all the while nobody could deduce why Bacon left.

He eventually came back to the server and explained that he got styled on by alcohol poisoning, much to the relief of many members as suspicions were arising that she was dead, a major L as it were.

## Trivia

* Bacon Joined on 12 March, making her 2nd Generation
* Bacon is the only Mod to have never said a slur
* Mary said that in the event that she had to step down from owner, she would make Bacon the owner if he hadn't refused to be
	+ Mary has also said that in Bacon's earliest days on the server she suspected that he was Kirukato, a pedophile (Massive L for the Bacon community)
* Bacon shares the same birthday and first name as Technoblade, further proving her to be a massive Techno kinnie
* Bacon is the author of the literary masterpiece, deemed the greatest written piece of fiction in this and any other century, "Thoughts of a Broken Soul"
* Bacon's nationality is unknown
* Bacon initially lied about his age, saying she's 21 instead of 19. The server members thought he was 16 anyway
* At one stage Bacon became so obsessed with *Dance Gavin, Dance* that in a week she had over 3000 search results pertaining to DGD. That's 18 searches of DGD an hour
* Bacon is a FromSoft fan, a product of being a masochist
	+ This is a similarity she shares with Bernice. Other similarities is that they are both deeply enamoured by air fryers and are massive weebs