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English (Subject)

*For the faculty, go to English (Faculty)*

**English** is a subject taught at Bishop Stopford School, along with every other secondary education establishment in England. It involves reading, writing, and being able to understand basic symbolism.

English is a required subject, but you shouldn't have any trouble if you're able to do things like tie a shoelace or wash the dishes.

## History of English

**English as a language** is an absurd amalgamation of Celtic, Norse, Anglo-Saxon, and Norman. Over hundreds of years, they all blended together slightly differently depending on where in the Isles you were. Tada, here's English. One day, someone with a name like Unga-Bubunga or Fred decided to use letters to represent these letters, and since they all used the Latin alphabet they simply took that and said 'Eh, fuck it.'

For a while, it was only rich people, aristocrats, royalty, land owners, and the occasional knight, that could read and write. And monks. The working classes had a distinctly low literacy rate, especially if you were a woman. Eventually, the upper-classes decided that it might be useful if their workers could read and write, and so English was introduced into the educational curriculum, unless you were a girl. Nowadays, being able to read and write is expected of everyone, since you're taught it since birth. In fact, if you can't read and write you're probably not on this wiki. Which means we can take the piss out of you as much as we want.

## How to pass English

At GCSE level, passing English really isn't very difficult. Simply read the books you're assigned, understand their themes and language, and remember all the juicy quotes and techniques. Relatively simple 9. However, A-Level requires more effort, since you'll have to read a fair chunk more and understand a whole lot more. With enough work and some luck though, you can quite easily get a B or above, which is more than enough for most university courses, if you want to be in debt to the government well into your sixties.

A good strategy is to simply write essays. Write essays on anything important about the books and their themes. Questions typically aren't complex, and there's a good chance you've already written what you're asked to write.

## But what if I'm no good at English?

Get good at it. It's really not that hard if you know the language.
Осколки духа

**Осколки духа** (англ. *Spirit fragments*) — это особая внутриигровая валюта в игре Mortal Kombat Mobile, позволяющая воскрешать Шао Кана/Завоевателя для его последующего добавления в коллекцию игрока. Осколки духа можно получить только в Башне Шао Кана, а также в режиме Охота за реликвиями, где игроку предстоит пройти 5 башен различной сложности.

### Воскрешение Шао Кана

Чтобы воскресить Шао Кана, требуется:

* 0 слияние — 27 осколков духа
* 1 слияние — 97 осколков духа
* 2 слияние — 172 осколка духа
* 3 слияние — 252 осколка духа
* 4 слияние — 352 осколка духа
* 5 слияние — 472 осколка духа
* 6 слияние — 602 осколка духа
* 7 слияние — 750 осколков духа
* 8 слияние — 920 осколков духа
* 9 слияние — 1100 осколков духа
* 10 слияние — 1330 осколков духа
Assembly

**Assemblies** are nightmarish events that every student dreads. Typically, an assembly will be given by a member of staff or guest about a specific topic. Typically, the topic is relevant to Christianity or current geopolitics. Useless when CBBC Newsround exists.

Alternatively, assemblies can be given by Forms. These rare occasions cause great pain to students.

## Typical Assembly Structures

The typical assembly occurs in the early morning, before anyone can be asked to engage with them properly. Once everyone is sat on the floor, backs hunched over like Fagin from *Oliver Twist,* a technical problem will undoubtably occur. Then, once a Computer Science student intervenes, the assembly begins. Here, a teacher or special guest will talk for a bit about terrible tragedies, like the War in Ukraine, the War in Israel & Palestine, the War in Europe, the War on Drugs, and the socio-political issues plaguing East Timor. These assemblies are *completely unbiased* and always link to Jesus Christ, somehow. What about U-DO you pricks?

At the end, there is a prayer, that you don't actually have to say. That would be fascism.

## Issues with Assemblies

Assemblies are one of the most hated aspects of school life. The following is a list of reasons why:

1. Early in the morning.
2. Very Boring. SNORE! Mimimimimi...
3. WHERE ARE THE CHAIRS IN THE SPORTS HALL?????

Yes, you will be subjected to this pain even in the Sixth Form.

## Evading Assemblies

Hey you! Yeah, you. If you're reading this, I bet you hate assemblies, huh? Don't you wanna avoid them? Don't you want to watch as your classmates are gunned down by a group of armed terrorists from the IRA? If so, what the hell is wrong with you?

But I digress, here's a number of strategies to avoid assemblies.

1. Choir - Claiming that you're attending boy's choir / girl's choir (why are the segregated?) will be a great excuse until everyone figures out that they can do the same thing. Then the lie won't work. Of course, you could actually join the choir. I bet you have a beautiful voice, or not.
2. Skive - Your parents will have no idea. Simply leave and come back after assembly. If questioned, simply say that you didn't know it was on, or you didn't know where it was.
3. Skive, but in Sixth Form - In Sixth Form, staff will check to common room in order to draw you into the hell dimension. Thus, simply don't sign in and go to Tesco or something. Just make sure to do this randomly, since you will be questioned if it becomes a frequent issue.
4. Die - You don't have to come in if you're dead.
Bishop Stopford's School

**Bishop Stopford's School** is another school named after the late bishop, Robert Stopford. The school is only noteworthy for being often mistaken for the superior Kettering school, also named after good ol' Robby boy, because there is frankly nothing else noteworthy about it. The school is located in Enfield, a place that nobody has heard of and likely doesn't exist. Along with this, their name makes it more annoying to search for the Kettering school on the internet, and so the inferior school containing **an apostrophe followed by an S** should consider changing its name IMMEDIATELY.
Wikipedia Page

The Wikipedia Page is a major source of information, and a major site of vandalism. The page was created in 2006, and has gone through a number of significant changes throughout its lifetime. From vandalism, to apparently 'Blatant Advertisement', the Wikipedia page is arguably less reliable than this very wiki! And yet we're the ones that got blocked by the school firewall. See you next Tuesday!

## The biggest edit

By viewing the page history, a feature that is surprisingly useful, one can find that user JBW removed EIGHT MEGABYTES of information. The reason was sited as *Removing blatant attempt to use this article as a promotional school prospectus.* This change has never been reverted, leaving the Wikipedia page practically useless.

## Why we are better

Here is a list of reasons why this wiki is more trustworthy than the Wikipedia page:

1. *Unbiased* information from actual students, untainted by staff.
2. Specific focus on different aspects, rather than a general overview.
3. We are arguably at least a little tiny bit funny.
4. We can't actually be viewed on school computers. Thus, they consider us a threat.
5. Because I said so.
Очки союза

**Очки союза** (англ. *Ally points*) — это удалённая валюта из игры Mortal Kombat Mobile, которая предназначалась исключительно для покупки наборов союза (ныне бронзовый набор) за 500 очков, где игрок имел возможность получить 1 случайную карту. Вдобавок, за 100 очков союза можно было купить союзника, который в определённый момент битвы выполнял атаку рентгеном по желанию игрока.
Education is in Crisis (Common room antics)

During the **teacher stikes** of early 2023, the Sixth Form students decided to advocate for the cause. They engaged in mild amounts of tomfoolery.

## What happened

On one day during the teacher strikes, a large number of leaflets was discovered in the Common Room of the Sixth Form block. As a bunch of teenagers, you can expect what happended next.

It started with one leaflet being pinned up to the wall. Then, the walls began to be covered with the leaflets. They were put up in windows, stuck to doors and whiteboards. They were even put on computer screens.

They were additionally put in the bathrooms and corridors of the Sixth Form centre.

## The Schools Response

The school took the leaflets down before the next day. Most likely the cleaners took them down. However, they missed the ones in the bathrooms.
Meme Accounts

Meme accounts are the greatest, most funniest trend to ever excrete out the innovative minds of the brave and inspiring Generation Z. At some point, a collective of Stopfordians joined the fray.

## History

**The Impressionists**

The earliest documented instance of comedy and memery on the Bishop Stopford campus dates back to 2010, following Tom's laughing fit. After accumulating a whopping two views, the boy decided to expand his cavalcade of comedy, leading to the creation of his most ambitious venture yet: **The Impressionists.** Premiering on the September 27, 2015, the show enjoyed a lengthy *-3 year run* following its cancellation on January 6, 2012. It would be wise to ignore the heavy implication that Tom managed to *travel back in time to cancel the series on its first episode.*

### **real\_bishop\_memes**

**real\_bishop\_memes** was a meme account on Instagram. It became notorious due to its generally unfunny nature. The account no longer exists, presumably due to a certain incident with its creators.

### **bishopstopfordslander**

**bishopstopfordslander** is a TikTok account ran by a Year 7 who was betrayed by society (received detention). The account mostly contains welfare-quality posts whinging about his distate for the academically gifted and women. The account is likely an example of projection, but to say that these types of people even remotely plan to strive to do anything useful with their lives is a massive understatement.

Unfortunately for this person, the **[REDACTED]** *wonderful communists* of the *People's* Republic of China owns TikTok, meaning that their data will quickly be used to guage which type of western cheese the CCP should ban next.

## What Motivates one to Create a Meme Account?

- Lack of parental figures.

- The disastrous effects that *the Inbetweeners has on* the brain of a 14-year-old.

- Because wanking gets boring after a while.

## List of Dank Memes:

* The Impressionists
* Tom having a laughing fit
* [Redacted] back wax for children in need
* Holes (2003)
* Isolation
* Canteen food prices
* This very wiki
* The previous wiki that didn't happen
* Family guy at the spring concert
* Weliveina Society
* Of Mice and Men N Word bombings
* 'ANARCHY IS ORDER'
* The Sutton Guard
* Year 11 Pranks
Forms

**Forms** (*also referred to as **house groups/ houses**)* are the eight class groups (excluding *Lincoln)* found throughout Bishop Stopford *.* Divided into two bands - band A *(Ely, Canterbury, Durham & Gloucester)* and band B *(Peterborough, Salisbury, Winchester & York),* the forms were designed to make teaching just a *tiny* bit more bearable by filtering a each year group into classes of a manageable\* size.

*\*32 according to **43.349.9.390.1.22** on Wikipedia.* This same IP address also links to a brothel in Raunds.

## *A Disclaimer*

Even though each house offers a divers range of personalities which makes the system freakishly similar to a certain popular media franchise, there is absolutely **NO CORRELATION** between the two whatsoever. There is no sentient plot device that determines your placement - it is all the work of a computer. How ignorant of you - I bet you think that *Fortnite* is real, and that there are indeed real troops armed to the teeth with firearms who drop from helicopters into disputed island territories and commit unspeakable war crimes.

## Attributes

Many alliances and other petty social construct groups have been formed and broken. For example, it is not uncommon to see a student from Ely and a student from Durham befriend each other all while a member of York and Winchester swear themselves as arch-nemeses, only to reunite in the same Maths set in Year 10. Some forms may cross-contaminate by visiting their pal's respective form room, despite being a prohibited act for some reason.

Each house bears its own personality traits. *There are only four because of reasons completely unrelated to the context of this article in any way:*

* **Ely:** Orange
* **Canterbury:** White
* **Durham:** Blue; Intelligence, knowledge, planning ahead, and wit.
* **Gloucester**: Green; Ambition, cunningness, heritage, and resourcefulness.
* **Peterborough**: Purple
* **Salisbury:** Silver
* **Winchester:** Red; Bravery, helping others, and chivalry.
* **York:** Gold; Hard work, patience, loyalty, and fair play.

Legends tell of another form, created circa 2004, named **Lincoln**, which adopted a lime green colour. However, the only source for this claim is an edit to the Wikipedia page added in 2006. This has since been removed.

## The House Games

*Main article: The House Games*

During Summer, the forms duel it out in the annual *house games*. The forms are divided into four groups consisting of two from opposing bands: **Norths, Souths, Easts & Wests.** If you are a member of the Norths or Wests, you have automatically lost and are probably better off using your time more productively.
Динозавры и птерозавры

## Серия

Это статья о серии мультфильма Приключения Урана и Йибинозавра, выходящего на канале Палеоликбез.

## Динозавры и птерозавры

### Название сборника

2. Динозаврам о птерозаврах
3. Сборник от Спайка

### Дата показа

16 февраля 2022 года

**Динозавры и птерозавры** — 5-й вышедший эпизод мультсериала «Приключения Урана и Йибинозавра». Премьера состоялась 16 февраля 2022 года на YouTube-канале Палеоликбез. Серия издавалась на втором и третьем сборниках.

## Сюжет

Однажды динозавры играли в динобол. Когда Йен играл в паре со Спайком, то шишка, которой они играли, залетела на крышу Домика Умного Паразавролофа. Умный Паразавролоф остановил игру: надо подумать, как достать шишку. Йен сказал, что шишку должен достать летающий динозавр. Но паразавролоф сказал, что динозавры не летают, летают только птерозавры. А планировать с деревьев умеют тероподы скансориоптеригиды. А пока Умный Паразавролоф говорил, Эшдаун. летающий неподалёку, взял их шишку. И динозавры побежали за Эшдауном.

В конце говорится про скансориоптеригид.

## Персонажи

* Йен Йибинозавр - считал, что динозавры умеют летать.
* Умный Паразавролоф - провёл лекцию.
* Эшдаун - украл шишку.
* Спайк Спинозавр - играл в динобол.
* Урсула Уранозавриха - играла в динобол.
* Памела Паразавролофиха - играла в динобол.
* Уран Уранозавр - играл в динобол.
* Скай Скансориоптерикс - летала с Эшдауном.
* Кетцалькоатль - сидел на берёзе.
* Птеродактиль - летел по небу.
* Скансориоптерикс, И Чи, эпидексиптерикс, амбоптерикс - появлялись только в научной вставке.
* Рыбы - плавали в реке.
* Лиоплевродон - плавал в реке вместе с рыбами.

## Сборники

* Выпуск 2. Приключения Урана и Йибинозавра. Динозаврам о птерозаврах
* Выпуск 3. Приключения Урана и Йибинозавра. Сборник серий от Спайка Спинозавра!

## Интересные факты и ляпы

* Это первая серия, где Уран Уранозавр появляется как фоновый персонаж.
* В этой серии отсутствует заставка «Студия Вача представляет»

## Ссылка на серию

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySZk1bkCc70
Vapers

*WARNING: If you happen to be a vaper, there is high chance this article will make you pee and poo and cry.*

## Section Header

### Stinky Level

10

**Vapers** are a sub-species of Hard-ons who LARP as potheads, presumably because being high and silently staring at a wall is not obnoxious enough for them.

Now, vaping isn't inherently bad, and it doesn't mean you're necessarily sub-human. However, this applies purely to those who partake in the vaping subculture outside of school. Vaping in the school toilets is simply retarded, and you should take your strawberry-scented cancer sticks and shove them up your arse.

## History of Vaping

Vaping was invented some dumbass somewhere nobody cares about for the purpose of stopping people from smoking. This lasted all of a few weeks before it became an obnoxious subculture for orangutangs. From there, it became the bane of all asthmatics and teaching staff.

## Smoking VS Vaping

Everyone knows that smoking is bad for your lungs and increases the chance of cancer (if you deny it, you'll be dead before anyone cares) and the same is very likely true of vaping. Both are highly addictive, and both will almost certainly kill you if you overindulge (like going to McDonalds). However, this has had the side-effect of making smoking seem 'cool' and 'anti-establishment'. That's why you see Kazuma Kiryu do it. The same is, unfortunately, true of vaping.

Smoking, however, has the distinct difference of its history, where many people though it was actually healthy for a long time, and most smokers being very much aware of the fact everyone hates them. It's why they have the decency to go outside to yellow their teeth. Vaping differs with the fact that vapers are teenagers, slowly stunting their mental development (thus, orangutangs) and don't know what decency means. Their favourite site is school toilets, making them fucking stink, Jesus Christ go touch grass, dicknips. This causes issues for people with hereditary respiratory issues, but vapers don't care as they have yet to develop the mental ability to not be retarded.

## What can be done about it?

You may sometimes hear "What are you gonna do about it?" when criticising vapers. There are two possible answers. The first is nothing, as they will be dead by their fortieth birthday at the latest. The second, is stab with a Gino d'Acampo kitchen knife, because that may speed up the process.
The Library

The library is an important part of the school. It is usually used for studying, reading, idling, and being a nuisance.

## History

The library did not exist at first, but then it did. Presumably, the library was created by a now retired librarian, who later became incredibly popular. We're not sure how the library was made, but at least it means you won't fall out of the window from Hutton.
The House Games

The house games are rigged sporting events designed to have students work on their stamina enough so that they do not dissapoint their future partners

## The Houses

There are four houses, each as terrible as eachother

* Norths
* Souths
* Easts
* Wests

As expected, all houses are named after directions on a compass. If you are not in Souths or Easts, you have automatically lost the house games and will not be recieving a goblet of air.

## Rewards

If you somehow manage to cobble together a hollow victory, your rewards wll be permanent hearing damage and a slice of pizza. Others include:

* Lowered self esteem
* Depression
* Denial
* Having the most important muscle in your entire body be absolutely useless
* Sweaty underpants
* Leprosy
* Tummy Bug
* Injured Spleen
* Ticket to see Bridge of Terebithia
* Antidisestablishmentarianism
* Night Terrors
* Very poorly
* sick

## Consequences for losing

If your team loses, there are many possible consequences:

* High testosterone
* Respect from women
* Respect from men
* Respect from the ginger cat
* Large muscles
* A life
* Dignity
* The knowledge that you are not as obnoxious as you could be
* A future
The Olive Grove

**The Olive Grove,** commonly referred to as the **Canteen,** is the place where students come to eat at lunch if they can afford the outrageous prices. Alternatively, you can use most outdoor areas to eat packed lunch.

The food here is so expensive that it has managed to generate its own sub-economy. *canteen-flation* occours once every term. For example, **A waffle in 2017 would cost £1.75**. Adjusted for canteen-flation*,* it comes around at an **80% increase in 2022 at a whopping £3.15**. Bullshit! …. is what you most likely would have said if you actually bothered to read through this paragraph.

## Alternatives

**Order Takeaway**: If you're lucky, your food will arrive one minute before lunch ends.

**Starvation Tactics:** Convince canteengoers to stop buying from the Grove. Eventually, they will be forced to drop their prices.

**Start a Food Fight:** Keep your mouth wide open.

**Knuckle Sandwich:** Just ask someone to punch you. *No joke - this really works!*
Nuriel

**Trang này chưa hoàn thiện và đang được tác giả viết tiếp.**
Nội dung trang này có thể vô tổ chức, khó tham khảo, có vấn đề về trình bày hoặc bố cục, có thông tin không rõ ràng, hoặc vấn đề khác.

## Nuriel

Đúng vậy... thời gian trôi qua nhanh thật.

## Chi tiết

### Trạng thái

Mất tích
(được cho là đã chết)

**Nuriel** tên thật là **Su Tianen** (Tiếng Trung: 苏天恩 *Sūtiān'ēn*, "*Tô Thiên Ân*") là phi công tập sự của Đội Bay Cánh Bạc.
Wiki Rules

*The Bishop Stopford School Wiki is a purely satirical website that does not intend to harm any parties related to it. The contents of this Wiki are written in a subjective and often sarcastic manner which does not entierly reflect the actual envrionment of the school.*

## Rules

**Avoid leaving any ties to your identity on this Wiki:** Pick a username that you haven't used elsewhere. It also helps to not talk about this Wiki in front of teachers. (Unless you want to rat it out, which is fine.) On a related note, be aware that editing history is available to every visitor and any personal information you put on a page is archived **permanently**.

**Do not use this Wiki to personally attack any teachers/ students:** Don't put your bully on here, no exceptions. This rule also restricts the use of names and other personal information. (Unless the person is long-dead, like Robert Stopford) We do allow very vague hints here, as long as it isn't harassing and obvious. Things put under a Bishop Stopford branding like **meme accounts** are exempt from this rule if you have no idea who the people behind it are. Targeted harassment is also prohibited.

**Spam:** Off-Topic pages will be deleted. As mentioned above, your bully does not directly relate to the overall lore of Bishop Stopford School. Additionally, do not **vandalize** pages with deliberately false information and/or politics. Disregard the latter if it's the main joke of an article.

**Offensive Material:** This is to comply with Fandom's policies. Swearing is allowed but the use of offensive slurs is completely prohibited here. No offensive imagery like pornography, gore and monkey penis.

**No monkey penis:** That was certainly edgy.

## Content Rules

**Facts:** Not everything here will be 100% correct, wheather intended or not. We'd much prefer if you filled in the gaps with something realistic and humorous instead of straight up lying/ blowing things heavily out of proportion.

**Sarcasm:** The only thing resembling humour on this entire Wiki is sarcasm. Include obnoxious amounts it and other hilarious funnies such as political incorrectness.

Nobody will find that even slightly annoying.

To prevent vandalism, Pages are locked by default shortly after they are created. If you wish to edit a page, simply comment on it and you'll be given permanent editorial access.
List Of Incidents

Here is a list of incidents that don't need their own page.

## The Itching Powder on the Staircase Event/ Laxatives in the Water Machines Shitstorm

This is actually a rather consistent series of incidents, occourring once every year following the graduation of year 11. For some reason, the powder is only laced on the stariwell that leads to Art, as if people have any rhyme or reason to go there. The oposite can be said for the laxatives in the Humanities water machine, however (Geography will never be the same again.)

## The 'Anarchy is Order' Banner Spectacular

A miserably botched "protest" concocted by a gaggle of psuedo-intellects/ CompSci students. It began and ended almost immedietely after asking politely if they could carefully open the windows and feed a banner that says 'ANAR CHY IS ORD ER' through. A true act of anarchy!

## Every Debate Society

Specifically ComSoc, with their Discord server loaded with Adolf Hitler bondage porn, pictured here (censored)

## The Breaking of all the Library Monitors

The computers in the library are still running Windows Server 2003 (as of 2021) which most likely means that the monitors are just as old as the OS itself, which has allowed generations of wreckage

## The Rap Battle

Words can hurt, especially when an emo and his girlfriend begin to fight each other... with Eminem's 'Rap God' song.

## REAL Killer Clown Enters the Premesis!

Unfortunately, this frightening individual only turned out to be a friend of Bishop Stopford School who loved to give the children a visit.
Удача

**Удача** (англ. *Luck*) — это положительный эффект в игре Mortal Kombat Mobile.

## Действие

Если персонаж игрока или противника находится под действием данного эффекта, он имеет повышенный шанс нанести критический удар.

## Персонажи

Здесь представлены персонажи, у которых имеется эффект удачи при проведении спецприёмов/атак рентгеном/фатальных ударов или в пассивном умении.

* Барака/Кара
* Джейд/Классическая
* Джейд/МК11
* Джейсон Вурхиз/Ужаса
* Кенши
* Кенши/Баланс
* Кожаное лицо/Ужаса
* Кун Лао (все вариации, если используется снаряжение Гуань дао мастера ушу)
* Кун Цзинь/Стрелок
* Кэсси Кейдж
* Сержант
* Такеда (все вариации)
* Таня/Предательница
* Эррон Блэк (все вариации)

## Снаряжение

Здесь представлено снаряжение, которое накладывает удачу на владельца вначале боя или при выполнении основных атак/спецприёмов/атак рентгеном/фатальных ударов.

* Вдоводел (только на 10-м слиянии)
* Королевское вино
* Последняя затяжка звезды реслинга
* Удача контрабандиста
Vandalism

*For vandalism about internet pages, go somewhere else.*

**Vandalism** is a phenomena that occurs on a fairly regular basis. It can range from something as harmless as some pencil on a toilet wall (often proclaiming that you, personally, specifically you, have a small willy) or something as immature as a swastika in the languages block. This is because secondary school students haven't yet learned how to be funny.
Societies

Societies are Sixth-Form run weekly meetings in which a variety of topics are discusses. There are several societies currently running, along with many that are discussed.

## List of Current Societies

Below is a list of currently running societies. It's very possible that this information is out of date. Please change it if you have better information.

* Business: I assume they do financially beneficial trades.
* Economics: See 2008 Stock Crash
* True Crime: Jeffrey Darmer discussed in detail.
* Short Film: Losers sit at a table and watch something that took a month to make.
* Mythology: Learn about something mythological with your friends.
* Computer Science: For the gamers.
* Dungeons & Dragons: This one doesnt actually exist, but I'd wager people would love if it did.
* Warhammer: So much was spent on the advertising budget that they havent run yet!

## List of Suspended Societies

Below is the list of societies that have been suspended.

* Debate: Two people debate a topic and it very quickly goes wrong. (see reason here)

## List of currently defunct societies

Below is a list of currently defunct societies. This is subject to change.

* Film: Discussed the industry of film.
* Fashion: Why a supreme logo doesnt make you cool.
* History: Learn about a historical event every week.
* Geography: There's a hill called Great Cockup.
* Psychology: Also the most popular A-Level subject in the school.
* Law: That autopsy report is outdated!
* Politics: This one died for a good reason.
* Medsoc: Get vaccinated you pleb.
* Engineering: Apparently still running, but no sessions have been seen yet.
Maths (Faculty)

*For the subject, go to Maths (Subject)*

Maths is a faculty in the school in which Maths is taught. (WOW!) It is located above the English block and connects to the Library and The Mezz.

## Rooms

The maths room are defined by the letter **M**, and followed by a number. They have almost the exact layout of English, but with some rooms muddled up. The rooms vary in size and quality, but most are fairly large and of the standard size. The exceptions are M9, which is detached from the main block and located next to The Mezz, and M7, which is so small it frequently causes room scheduling issues thanks to class size.

## Uses

Maths room have a small variety of uses:

* Teaching Maths
* Form rooms
* Fairly good filming location.

## Teachers

Maths teachers are controversial figures in the student public. For the purpose of being *as unbiased as possible*, we're simply going to say that maths teachers are either good or bad depending on who you are.

Maths teachers are often pretty unpopular, because who likes maths? (Other than very smart people and STEM students.) However, it is very possible to use the technique of 'putting in effort and being respectful' to get by relatively unscathed. However it is still very possible that some odjobs may pick on you just because their teaching style has failed to resonate with your learning style. But that's an issue of the entire British Education System (TM).

If you are a maths teacher reading this, assume we like you, because otherwise we don't. (If you couldn't tell by the nature of this wiki, that was a joke.)
Bishop Stopford School

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**Bishop Stopford School** *(not to be confused with **Bishop’s Stopford School**)* is a Secondary school with academy status located in the town of Kettering, Northamptonshire. ~~The school is frequently lauded for providing some the best secondary/ sixth form education in the county, as is recognized through its prestigious *Outstanding* Ofsted rating~~ **[03/2023 – oh no]**

Bishop Stopford follows a strict Christian ethos, enforced through the five values of ***faith, justice,** **responsibility, truth**,* and ***compassion.*** Unfortunately for you, this information provides nothing of value due to the existence of this Wiki.

## History

### **Humble beginnings**

   The first section of Bishop Stopford School was built in 1535, predating the existence of gravity by over a century. Due to this hardship, information regarding the first 152 years of the then-unnamed school is rather minimal; it is assumed that records and other resources flew too far away before the laws of gravity were fully enacted by the government.

### **Robert Stopford**

Robert Stopford – a bishop whose posts included Peterborough, Jerusalem, and Bermuda – demanded the school’s name to be eponymous with his, thus giving birth to **Bishop Stopford School.**

### **A Future of Prosperity**

Following a bountiful donation of Bermudian tax evasion money, Bishop Stopford continued to thrive throughout the eighties, introducing staple elements such as sixth form **(COOL!)**, an expanded canteen **(YUM!)**, and a new Art & Design block **(wow….)**.

## Life at Bishop Stopford

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## Inhabitants

Inhabitants with their own pages:

**Year groups**

* Year 7
* Year 8
* Year 9
* Year 10
* Year 11
* Sixth Form

**General Groups**

* Forms
* Norths-Wests, East-Souths
* Back of the Canteen Squad (BOtCS)
* Societies

## Notable Alumni

We politely ask if somebody could do something (positively) impactful of note to get themselves on this list.
Скорпион

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**Редкость**

Серебряная

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**Класс**

Мастер единоборств

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**Цена**

55000 монет

**Характеристики**

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**Атака**

470

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**Здоровье**

430

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**Лечение**

410

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**Стойкость**

470

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**Заряд силы**

100%

**Скорпион** (англ. *Scorpion*) — это серебряный персонаж в игре Mortal Kombat Mobile.

## Тактика игры

Скорпион является сильным по атаке серебряным персонажем. Он имеет две быстрые по выполнению комбо-атаки: первая несёт в себе три удара, а вторая состоит из четырёх ударов, последний из которых завершающий. После завершающего удара второй комбинации лучше не проводить спецприёмы, потому что противник успеет их заблокировать. При игре за Скорпиона стоит чаще использовать первый спецприём из-за эффекта оглушение и второй спецприём по причине его высокого урона.

Пассивное умение Скорпиона позволяет ему усиливать в атаке мастеров единоборств, что также является хорошим бонусом. Рекомендуется ставить его в команду с мастерами единоборств, которые дополнительно усиливают атаку.

## Способности

Здесь представлены способности Скорпиона.

## Карты поддержки и снаряжения

Здесь представлены карты поддержки и снаряжения Скорпиона.

[СКОРПИОН] 20-30% вероятности превращения спецприёмов 1 и 2 в неблокируемые.
50% увеличения урона против соперников с оглушением или замедлением. (Открывается на уровне слияния X)

## Интересные факты

* Раньше свайп во 2-м спецприёме Скорпиона прибавлял по 10% урона в мини-игре за одно проведение пальца по экрану.
* До обновления 2.0 цена Скорпиона в монетах составляла 50000.
Art (Faculty)

*For the subject go to Art (Subject)*

**Art** is, to nobody's surprise, a faculty in the school where art it taught. It is located between the DT and English blocks. Most students seen there are not attending art lessons, but rather are passing through to get to another block of the school. Since the Art Block is connected to two faculties, the courtyard, and two staircases, it is very handy to go through... or at least it would be if the single hallway wasn't so thin.

## Rooms

The rooms in art are identified by the letter **A** followed by a number (either 1, 2, or 3). This is *very interesting* as each of them are unique. Along with this, the layout is primarily along a single corridor, asides from A1, which is located on the bottom floor of the Extension Block. A3 contains a room for heating clay for pottery purposes, and A2 contains a computer room and chairs with no back rest.

## Uses

Art rooms are used for art. What, did you expect an expansive list? Even if there was reason for one to be here, I wouldn't add it, I'm too lazy.

## Teachers

As there are few art teachers, it would feel rather cruel to say, 'We think they are bad lol' and thus we have decided to say that they are very cool and everyone likes them. In all seriousness though, treat a teacher with respect and you'll be respected. If you don't treat teachers with respect, [This section has been omitted due to it featuring extremely detailed steps on how to cease to be]
Year 7

**Year 7** is the first year experienced in Bishop Stopford School. It is characterised by social awkwardness, incomprehensible detentions, and the first step into the strange world of secondary education.

It is preceded by **Year 6**, and succeeded by **Year 8**.

## Joining Year 7

In order to join year 7, you must politely ask the school to accept you. Previously, entrants also required a referral from the priest of their local church, or some evidence of religion, but this was later removed as a requirement for being stupid.

## Induction Day(s)

But wait! Before you can become full-fledged member of the Bishop Stopford School(TM), you must (optionally) partake in an induction day. Here, you meet your teachers (don't worry, they'll change next year) and your form, who you will unfortunately be stuck with for the next five years. You can ask to move, but good luck, buddy. The school claim to ensure that you're with at least one person you knew in Primary School, but there are cases where that does not occur, and others where it is impossible. Thus, it's practically a game of chance.
Geography (Subject)

**Geography** is one of the three Humanities taught in Bishop Stopford School. It is a mandatory subject up until Year 10, where it can then be chosen as a GCSE. In the trial version (Years 7-9), you will learn about the globalisation of AIDS in Namibia or something like that. The full version can be purchased for 1 (ONE) GCSE slot.
Hangout Spots

**Hangout Spots** are popular areas that students choose to spend their time in at break and lunch. These are typically large outdoor areas with seating. The spots used vary by pre-existing groups using them or by how much Key Stages 3 & 4 fear Sixth Form students.

## List of popular spots

* In front of the foyer
* Behind the canteen
* Near the newly-built block
* The plaza in the middle of English, Music & Drama, and Art
* Beside the Gym
* Near the tennis courts
* The field
* In front of the Sixth Form area
* Beside the Sixth Form block
* In front of the Octagon (Defunct)
Connie Booth

Connie Booth wurde am 2 Dezember 1940 in Indianapolis, Indiana, USA geboren. Sie ist Schauspielerin und Autorin, bekannt für Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975), And Now for Something Completely Different (1971) und Fawlty Towers (1975). Sie ist seit dem 19 August 2000 mit John Lahr verheiratet. Sie war mit John Cleese verheiratet.

* Vorname Connie
* Familienname, Nachname Verkaufsstand
* Mädchenname Verkaufsstand
* Vollständiger Name bei der Geburt Constance Booth
* Alter 79
* Geburtsdatum 31. Januar 1944
* Geburtsort Indianapolis, Indiana, USA
* Höhe 5' 6" (168 cm)
* Bauen Schlank
* Maße Klein, künstlich
* Augenfarbe Blau
* Haarfarbe Blond
* Reinvermögen 2.000.000 USD
* Sternzeichen Wassermann
* Sexualität Gerade
* Ethnizität Weiß
* Staatsangehörigkeit amerikanisch
* Beruf Autorin, Schauspielerin, Komikerin und Psychotherapeutin
* Berufskategorie Darstellerin
* Anspruch auf Ruhm Polly Shearman über Fawlty Towers
* Aktive Jahre 1969-2000 1969–2000 1968–1995
* Markenempfehlungen TV-Werbespot für Schweppes Tonic Water (1977)
* Offizielle Website nndb.com
Realme X2

## Informacion Basica

Este realme X2 en particular (o mas bien conocido como Telefono Indio), es el movil principal de Persiana desde Diciembre de 2019, nacido el 4 de noviembre de 2019 en La India, aunque adoptado semanas mas tarde en España.

## Apariencia

Este movil suele llevar una funda transparente de ultra baja calidad, donde se le suele romper la protector, e incluso la pantalla, como bien se ve en el Capitulo 1 de Exaggeration Zone. Sus laterales estan hechos de plastico, de un degradado de color morado-azul. Su pantalla es de cristal templado, con un notch en forma de gota, donde se almacena su camara frontal. Su carcasa trasera es de cristal, con un patron de lineas incluidas en el cristal, haciendole un efecto reflejo.

## Personalidad

realme X2 se suele desesperar con las cosas facilmente, por lo que se le ve bastante nervioso. Es muy planificativo (se ve su teoria mencionada al principio del capitulo 1 de Exaggeration Zone), y tiene una personalidad muy rebelde, que se muestra en el momento en el que el metro, en direccion a su ultima parada, se desvia a una zona con novias gratis, y se veia a Galaxy S3 asustado, mientras que el estaba feliz por dentro, que como resultado le dejan solo y para colmo le lanzan una bomba, que resulta en una pantalla y bateria explotadas.

## Otros datos de interes

* Este telefono movil en realidad se fabrico en China, aunque se le dice Telefono Indio por el origen de ventas de realme, que es en India.
Galaxy S2

## Informacion basica

Este Samsung Galaxy S2 en particular es un telefono movil comprado en Diciembre de 2021 por Persiana, que segun un test del mismo dia de compra, resultaba ser el hijo mediano de Nokia N81, aunque este S2 en concreto es el "famoso olvidado" entre sus hermanos, aunque su reencuentro fue exitoso.

Nacio el 17 de junio de 2011 en Alemania, aunque no llego a España hasta antes de Diciembre de 2021, por lo que Galaxy S y Galaxy S3 no lo conocieron hasta 2021.

## Apariencia

Este movil esta hecho enteramente de plastico, a excepcion de su pantalla, que esta hecha de cristal templado. Tiene el cristal roto, aunque no afecta a su funcionamiento.

## Personalidad

Galaxy S2 suele ser un movil bastante amable, pero traidor respecto a amores.

## Otros datos de interes

* En el lugar de compra de este Galaxy S2, el movil fue ofreido a Persiana por 5 euros, aunque Persiana regateo a 3 euros debido al estado del cristal de la pantalla.
Galaxy mini

Galaxy mini en 2021

## Informacion basica

Este Samsung Galaxy mini en particular es un movil de Persiana, comprado en tiempos de Galaxy S5. Nacio el 20 de agosto de 2011 en España.

## Apariencia

Este movil esta construido enteramente de plastico. En su carcasa trasera, tiene restos de pintura negra seca, que no se puede quitar. En su pantalla, por la parte de arriba y en una pequeña parte del lateral derecho, tiene pixeles muertos, aunque no afectan a su funcionamiento, cosa que le hace unico.

## Personalidad

Galaxy mini se muestra como un movil bastante amable, aunque se pone de muy mala hostia si algo malo sucede con el, cosa que lo demuestra con AMILO en el Capitulo 2 de Exaggeration Zone.

## Otros datos de interes

* Este movil inspiro al creador de este libro a coleccionar moviles.
Galaxy S3

## Informacion basica

Este Samsung Galaxy S3 es el primer movil del creador de esta Wiki. Fue fabricado el 9 de octubre de 2012 en Alemania. Este S3 era el movil principal de Persiana, desde Agosto de 2016 hasta Marzo de 2018.

## Apariencia

Este movil en concreto no tiene ninguna funda. Es de color blanco, y esta hecho enteramente de plastico, excepto su pantalla, que esta hecha de cristal templado. Tiene un "simbolo 4G" por la parte de abajo trasera.

## Personalidad

Galaxy S3 se muestra como un telefono movil amable y con experiencia pero miedica y amargado a la hora de hablar de los sucesos en el libro.

## Otros datos de interes

* Este fue el primer telefono movil de el creador de este libro y de esta wiki, telefono que aun mantiene.
Nokia N81

## Informacion basica

Este Nokia N81 en particular es un movil que era del padre de Persiana. Nacio el 29 de agosto de 2007 en Finlandia.

## Apariencia

Este movil respecto a apariencia es como un movil basico comun fabricado por Nokia sobre los años 2000, hecho enteramente de plastico de alta calidad.

## Personalidad

Se le ve como un telefono movil amable, y como un padre tradicional.
AMILO

AMILO en 2021, con Ubuntu 21.04 instalado.

## Informacion basica

Este portatil de Fujitsu Siemens, en concreto un Amilo Si2636, es el ordenador portatil principal de Persiana desde Enero de 2021. Nacio el 17 de noviembre de 2007 en Alemania, pese a tener teclado español.

## Apariencia

Este portatil es un portatil de 13,3 pulgadas, construido enteramente de plastico, con bordes de plastico y el resto de color negro. El plastico de la tapa de la pantalla tiene reflejo, y contiene un logo de FUJITSU SIEMENS.

## Personalidad

AMILO se muestra como un portatil buenazo y durable, viendo que casi todos los productos de su marca rara vez tienen falla de placa base por obsolecencia. AMILO tambien quiere hacer todo lo posible para solucionar los problemas de todos, aunque si le molestan, el suele molestar de vuelta. A el le molesta bastante que cualquier chica que sea novia de Persiana sea menor que el, y eso le pone de bastante mala leche, aunque pese a eso es muy ligon, y suele atraer incluso a las chicas cuando sale a la calle.

## Otros datos de interes

* Este ordenador portatil, al menos en el libro, ha pasado por bastantes momentos malos, generalmente por la muerte de su padre y abuelo, aunque esos momentos traumaticos los tiene superados
Galaxy S

## Informacion basica

Este Samsung Galaxy S en particular es un telefono movil comprado en 2020 por Persiana. Este telefono movil resulto ser el hermano mayor de Galaxy S3 segun un test de Noviembre de 2020. Nacio el 20 de diciembre de 2010 en Alemania.

## Apariencia

Este movil en concreto esta hecho enteramente de plastico. Su unico defecto es que su bateria la tiene un poco hinchada, lo que resulta en una duracion de bateria bastante corta.

## Personalidad

Galaxy S suele ser un movil tranquilo y amable, aunque a veces suele mirar bastante al pasado, sea con alegria o sea con ganas de venganza. Respecto a amores, a Galaxy S se la suda.

## Otros datos de interes

* El movil cuando se compro en Julio de 2020 por 5 euros venia con el tactil roto, por lo que hacia que la mitad de la pantalla funcione y la otra mitad no
* Este movil es el unico al que Persiana le ha comprado piezas nuevas (la pantalla)
Second Bishop Stopford Wiki

# **Welcome to the** (second) **Bishop Stopford School Wiki**

Originally founded in 2019, this Wiki is a satirical take on the lore of Bishop Stopford School, located in Kettering, Northamptonshire.

***This Wiki is not intended to cause harm or offence to any individuals or establishments - it is purely satirical.***

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Hello everyone. You might notice that this 'valuable educational resource(TM) has been blocked on the school network. This, of course, is understandable: being confronted with opinions of your actions is scary. Whilst this may well have damaged our userbase, we find it intriguing that the first wiki was not blocked in its time.

Contrary to popular belief, they were not asked to take down the wiki, nor were they overcome with a change of heart. The simple fact is that the initial wiki was not informative nor mature enough to continue, along with its creators moving onto bigger and better things.

The point is this: this wiki is hardly damaging to the schools reputation, nor is it intentionally attempting to 'take the mick.' If you have any questions, please attempt to contact TheRealMrBirling, who will be sure to answer your questions.

That's all for now, gamers. Toodles!
Babette Blue

Babette Blue wurde am 23 Februar 1940 in Belgien geboren. Sie ist Schauspielerin.

* Vorname Babette
* Familienname, Nachname Blau
* Vollständiger Name bei der Geburt Babette Blue Deurne
* Andere Namen Barbette-Blau
* Alter 83
* Geburtsdatum 23. Februar 1940
* Geburtsort Brüssel, Belgien
* Höhe 5 Fuß 5 Zoll (165 cm)
* Gewicht 132 Pfund (60 kg)
* Bauen Schlank
* Maße (Zoll) 35DD-25-38
* Augenfarbe Braun – Dunkel
* Haarfarbe Blond
* Sternzeichen Fische
* Ethnizität Weiß
* Staatsangehörigkeit Belgier
* Beruf Pornostar
* Berufskategorie Pornostar
Year 9

> "Some students have brought it upon themselves to change the headteacher's name to silly names. I have reverted the name back to the rightful headteacher, Brian Songodeo. John Doe, if you are reading this, you are a neek and irrelevant so don't you DARE ever change your name to be the headteacher's EVER again"
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## Year 9

### Tier

B

Year 9 is the third year of Bishop Stopford and the final year of Key Stage 3. It features
Пробивание щита

**Пробивание щита** (англ. *Shield break*) — это отрицательный эффект в игре Mortal Kombat Mobile.

## Действие

Если персонаж игрока или противника находится под действием данного эффекта, он игнорирует щит врага и наносит повышенный урон на 45% при выполнении всех своих атак.

## Персонажи

Здесь представлены персонажи, у которых имеется эффект пробивания щита при проведении спецприёмов/атак рентгеном/фатальных ударов или в пассивном умении.

* Джакс Бриггс/Тяжёлое вооружение
* Джейд/Ассасин
* Джейд/Дня мёртвых
* Лю Кан/Бог огня
* Ночной Волк/МК11
* Синдел/МК11
* Соня Блейд/Классическая
* Таня/Кобу-дзюцу
* Эррон Блэк/Стрелок

## Снаряжение

Здесь представлено снаряжение, которое накладывает пробивание щита на противника вначале боя или при выполнении основных атак/спецприёмов/атак рентгеном/фатальных ударов.

* Генеральский пистолет отца
* Джаксофон звезды рестлинга
* Парадная форма династии
* Туз в рукаве разбойника
* Шляпа Цзиньсей