Fat Club - Volume 5

**Fat Club - Volume 5** is the fifth album released by interesting stuff, on March 7, 2020, and the 10th release overall. The album has no tags or description. The album contains 8 tracks, and has a running time of 22:57, which makes it the second longest Fat Club album so far.

### Label

Fattopia Records

You can listen to this album by following this private link.

https://soundcloud.com/i-do-things-because-yeah/sets/fat-club-volume-5/s-1Fnlv

## Lyrics

Volume 5 lyrics:

1. vincent gets his own song (short intro included) (done) [very long] 3:14

my name is vincent, and this is fat club volume five

watching you from the distance, with your feet dipped in the pond
i start to slither over, can you hear me, big and broad
my shadow looms over you, but you seem to be quite  fond
i’d love to play with you and make you like my pawn

touch my body, so warm like hot fudge
so sticky, like jelly, and smooth
i want you to become one with with the slush
feel my tentacles wrap around you and soothe

now, you’re gonna stay
every minute, and every day
get globby warm and wet
you’re my gooey pet

now, you’re gonna stay
every minute, and every day
get globby warm and wet
you’re now my gooey pet

arms entangled and i am melting you slowly
you’re fit for a body like this, now you’re gonna show me
love me you’re my subject, let’s keep it low-key
trapped in my web of goo i envelop you wholly

now you’re being submerged
i know it sounds absurd
watch as your vision blurrs
down to where you can’t be heard
i make you joyfully squirm
and wriggle like a worm
your master’s getting firm
and i’ll fill you with my sperm

now, you’re gonna stay
every minute, and every day
get globby warm and wet
you’re my gooey pet

the transformation is almost complete
in the depths of the goo ocean can you feel this heat?
i see you’re delighted, you must think that it’s sweet
you look so delightful for the goo king to eat

now, you’re gonna stay
every minute, and every day
get globby warm and wet
you’re now my gooey pet

you’re mine now

2. \*Big butt fat panda girl (done) [most likely long] 2:33

hello ma’am may i get you anything else?
oh yes, tell the dj to play this song again
why sure ma’am
fluff up my towel too
well, you got it
…and get me another drink

fat panda with a fat panda butt lying down
dj playing this song for me
on the beach where i’m chilling make you shiver
being served bamboo cocktails from my servers
getting my body all lubed up with suntan
butt massage make them jiggle like flan
speaking of which i need to get fat, got something to eat

butter my buns bask in my boobs
basking my boobs in the sun
fresh and icy like baskin robbins
rub it all over my booty, make it shine
big mount butt watch them sandy cheeks jiggle
i know the booty shake can make you horny and even giggle
watch the fat wobble, rippling in my thong
put your hands on it feel it ripple-let’s do this all day long

bounce it, such a thick butt, such a full booty
such a thick butt, i’m ready to bounce
i sure know how to bounce, i sure know how to bounce
i love to bounce, i love to
bounce this booty, bounce this ass
bounce this butt, bounce my ass

come over here, and jiggle your stuff
need someone who can play the butt
yeah you come up here, can you play the butt?
yeah
how fine, now get up here and spank this booty hard
alright!

gotta switch up the beat like the booty
keep playing my booty to the beat
booty booty bongos banging in the beach house
(mmh yeah)
drop the booty and bring it back up
watch the cheeks crash as i shake it up
blowing the speakers when i sit on them
see some boys boutta hit on ‘em

booty booty bongos banging in the beach house
swing it back and forth, bring it in then reach out
go to the back and spank my booty
watch it ripple out watch it ripple out ripple ripple
bubbly butt is like double the muffins
muffintop squishy and hot and ready
bringing the buttcheeks from Boston to Dublin
tour the whole world better keep my butt steady

butt solo time
mmh yeah play with the booty

big butt fat panda girl got the finest ass in the world
this big really big panda butt’s most plumpy ass in the world
booty booty booty booty’s got a lot of junk
furry junk in the trunk
that’s all the butt it’s the end of the song
but we can still do this all night long
i’m boutta fart
\*big juicy fart\*

3. buff buck (done) [average] 1:33

(yeah) i’m a deer and i got them pecs
body so huge and booty on deck
posing heroically in the middle of the snow
seductive body big ass to blow

golden shiny facial hair, and antlers twisting
huge muscular arms, and perfect for fisting
big and curvy chest and back, leaving you tripping
big fat bad butt, you’re begging and wishing

A.S.S is proud to present
an ass from me which i have been sent
canadian ass, the best of all
best in the land, especially in the fall

eat this ass spread the asscheeks apart
spread them out with my muscular arms, just to let you start
sexy sexy deer, sexy buff buck chest, and-
so you wanna be under my chest, this huge white furry chest is only the best

ass real big, brown legs with the white cheeks
fluffy and furry and white like the mountain peaks
fat ass in your face and the brown fat thighs
might as well me super buck canadian booty supersized

ass is thick, legs are thick, big buck, big chest
big deer, with a fat ass, muscly super buck will take you to class

4. zpd rhino rap (done) [very long] 3:46

hey, what? fat rhino, zpd, let’s go

gotta go call that booty patrol
cause i’m a fat rhino, i’m on patrol
i got a thick ass and belly rolls
got my booty under control, let the beat drop

ass in my pants is round and tight
bounce that ass to the left and the right
i do my booty slam on the ground
booty cause an earthquake and miles of sound

shake that booty cause i got that booty
and i bounce my booty like a shake in the booty
got a crack on my booty two cheeks on my booty
three seats on my booty for a big fat booty

[chorus]
zpd, i’m on the patrol for the booty
spank my booty and let it ripple, big fat thick firm booty
big fat ass, rhino booty, chunky ass, squishy and fruity
big junk trunk for a big ass booty
i say booty cause the rhino got the booty

when i say rhino, you say booty
rhino, booty, rhino, booty
when i say tutti, you say frutti
tutti, frutti, tutti, frutti
when i say big, you say ass
big, ass, big, ass
got a big booty so learn from the master
i’ll take you to class, take you to class

sit on toilet and i break the seat
big ol’ stinky booty
sit in the cinema and break the chairs
see that block-bustin’ booty
sit in the mud bath and break the ground
messy and muddy booty
back to the wall and i tear down the wall
bust that wrecking ball booty

got everybody asking me
“hey can we see your booty”
and to spank my big fat rhino butt
they ask me to sign their booty
i take off my belt, and pull down my pants
they come and spank my booty
ripples like jello, play it like a bongo
come and drum this booty

my ass is big
my ass is fat
my ass is round
my ass is heavy
my ass is like jelly
my ass is hefty
my ass is firm
hefty as a chevy
my ass is stuffed
my ass is full
my ass is loaded
like a full load to pull
my ass is shaking
my ass is bloated
my ass sticks out
and inviting you to boom it

what? look back at my butt
at the donut shop in the aisles people spank my butt
passing by me while i’m sipping my coffee mug
musclechub body i’m a different kind of stud

shake that booty cause i got that booty
and i bounce my booty like a shake in the booty
got a crack on my booty two cheeks on my booty
three seats on my booty for a big fat booty
five rides on my booty, six spanks on my booty
seven angles to spank my booty, ate my luscious booty

[chorus]
zpd, i’m on the patrol for the booty
spank my booty and let it ripple, big fat thick firm booty
big fat ass, rhino booty, chunky ass, squishy and fruity
big junk trunk for a big ass booty
i say booty cause the rhino got the booty

calling into zpd, i’m on the patrol for the booty
spank my booty and hit my booty
you wanna see my booty so spank my booty
calling into zpd, i’m on the patrol for the booty
spank my booty and hit my booty
you wanna see my booty so spank my booty

5.  \*kangaroo booty (feat phillip) (18) (done) [long] 2:46

i’m here in the outback, just a kangaroo
with a big ol’ booty, a kangaroo booty

sexy kangaroo whose 18
so i got the number 18 on my booty
painted on my ass like tutti frutti
bouncing my butt my big old booty
bouncing, that kangaroo boooooty, that kangaroo booootyyy
that kangaroo booty, that booty, booty, that booty
booty, booty, that kanga-roo booty
what number do i have on my booty?
18!
That’s right, my booty
Big kangaroo booty
big kangaroo, big kangaroo booty, big roo bitch with a kangaroo booty
I’m a fat kangaroo
Really fat kangaroo
Really big swingy kangaroo
Make my big booty go bang bang
Big booty, a soft booty, a squishy booty, a plumpy booty
bounce that booty back, booty attack
booty from the back, that apple shaped booty
down on all fours with my booty up
jiggling along when i pass you what’s up
big fat booty that i need to backup (uh)
shake my booty from side to side
and shake my booty upside down
wiggle my ass to the left and the right
watch it rumble outta sight
shaking my booty shaking like a milkshake
really tasty, it’s fatter than a beef steak/bistec
round in a circle spin it round and around
shaking my booty, just for you
booty in your face, watch me go

\*fart\*

bounce, bounce, bounce the ass
bounce it cause it’s bouncing class
bounce it up and down like a bouncy castle
ass real fat but stay away from my asshole
unless you’re philly than be my guest
now try to guess who’s our special guest

everyone give it up for philly!
alright thank you for having me again

philly on the mic no i’m not with the jazz band
you know i always get more than one night stand
but kangaroo bitch said i can ride her
attack that pussy with my beak i’m a fighter
bouncing around and flying through australia
no one as horny but ya’ know i can make ya
i’m ya mate philly with a shrimp on the barbie
outdoors, backyard just like my behind
hot and humid and ready to eat fine

horny little fuck, with an ass you must fuck
bang my bum more bang for your buck
you like that ass on your lap, tatsächlich
ich bin geil, let’s massage get it makeshift
gay as fuck, let’s shut the closet door
first in der morgen, soy un madrugador
triple the languages for triple las nalgas
‘fore hand it back to judy roo’ spank my butt like go
bang, bang, bang, bang

his butt’s real fluffy and it got a nice sheen on it
curvy and round don’t need to put a pair of jeans on it
but my butt is the butt of my body
but butt can bounce and the butt’s real squishy
booty [x8]
i just say booty cause it’s my favorite word
booty [x7]
booty [x6] paint on the booty
booty booty booty booty rocking everywhere
colorful booty rocking everywhere
bouncing, that kangaroo boooooty, that kangaroo booootyyy
that kangaroo booty, that booty, booty, that booty
one more time, what number do i got on my butt again?
18!
that’s right

6.  \*dodo (18) (done) [average] (1:49)

did you know, once i got the award for best twerker
once i got my trophy, i just kept shaking my ass

big fat dodo’s shaped like an egg
i am like a fat ball with legs
big round bottom with a really fat crop
really big belly huge beak on top
silly looking face and small fluffy tail
thick and squat and stumpy as a pail
free to be dumb and i’m specimen 18
wait what number do i have on my butt
i’m so dumb that i forgot
i just shake my ass and go on to trot
slipped and fell in the puddle of mud
fell on my cushioning dodo butt
dum-dum dodo with a dum-dum butt
big dodo butt butt
fat butt, my butt butt is dum dum

big booty dodo the butter the booty the boo-ty really fat and round and rather rubber
fatter than fat and i’m fatter than that and da rut-ta-padadadarup from my booty
big fat booty buttcheeks of a dodo
so big and round you just need to get a photo
they so fat and then squeeze the bootycheeks

i love to shake my feathery ass
from the behind it looks super fat
when i shake my butt, i make sure i look goofy
when you see it, get a good look of my booty
i ain’t extinct did something smell funny
just my big butt in your face face, face face
booty booty, booty booty

it’s so big you can’t handle the do-do boo-ty

dodo body fresh and clean
i bounce my ass like a trampoline
big ass booty crack on my butt
spread my cheeks for that jelly junk
dum-dum dodo with a dum-dum butt
dum-dum dodo with a du-du-du-du-duh
du-du-du-dum butt
dodo the booty the booty big and fat
\*gibberish\* from my booty
dodo the booty the booty big and fat
the booty’s fluffy and really brown
big fat muddy dodo booty
everyone loves it when i shake it around
polished booty and i take it to town
everyone comes to feel my butt, i got the number 18 on my butt
wait what number? 18!

7.  macaw (bossa nova? for real?) (done) [very long] 3:38

brazil, where hearts were entertaining june
we stood beneath an amber moon
and feel my feathers rub against your body (‘gainst yours)
we boned (we kissed), and penetrate me
now, my body gleaming by the sea
down lying naked such a thrill
get deep inside me, and leave me filled

now, when twilight dims the sky above
recalling thrills of our love
there’s one thing i’m certain of
return, i will to good old brazil

and i will be laying here right on my hammock
and watch the stars as the sun fades
and remember, this is the place where you first filled me with your cum
it was like a new beginning for the two of us
(oh my god, we finally made it)
but for right now, i’m setting you this postcard back home
from paradise, with love (nicole, 2020)
also, sorry for my singing, it’ll get better

8. big booty shark 2 (done) [very long] (3:34)

i’m the one the big booty shark
come eat my booty cause you look stark
look into my eyes you must feel a spark
meet me in the water and step off your barque

met you out by old ragnor park
you looked sexy you could leave your mark
the other boys they can’t handle shit
anyway come watch me fart

fart on my ass and my boobs on the sand
come fuck the shark it’s my command
i wanna see how much you can stand
paddle down me like you’re lewis and clark

tell the whole world all across the land
from paris france to the rio grande
that you like shark booty eat it with your hands
and that you like it when i fart

\*fart\* that was a good fart
\*fart\* i farted again
\*fart\* i can’t stop farting
\*fart\* won’t stop till the end

i’m the one the big booty shark
come eat my booty cause you look stark
true beach baby like a watermark
meet me down under for a journey to embark

met you out by old ragnor park
you looked sexy you could leave your mark
the other boys they can’t handle shit
got in store, a big sexy fart

big booty big booty big booty shark that’s
gotta lot of junk in the back of my swimsuit
chest bold and curvy like a question mark
up for a challenge got a booty to recruit

step off your squatter come into the seawater
where my booty looks as cute as a sea otter
take you down to the deep where we wander
fuck me hard and slow like a cotter

i’m the one the big booty shark
come eat my booty cause you look stark
i’m the one the big booty shark
meet you later i’m the shark that farts

shark knows how to fart in the ocean
big booty shark and my boobies just floatin
fuck on the beach cause a commotion
spank my ass with grandest devotion
booty rippling, the booty motion
like a potion for booty promotion
now i know i’m not tryna be boastin’
but i got a big butt, the shark has spoken

i’m the one the big booty shark
i like my big booty and i like to fart
i’m the one the big booty shark
i like my big booty and i like to fart

real big deep boom fart
i fart so much
i can cause a commotion
when i make bubbles in the ocean

i’m the one the big booty shark
i like my big booty and i like to fart
you know you gotta have the big booty smarts
my booty mass goes off the charts
you like what you see take your mouthpart
squish my cheeks and spread them apart
this song will definitely top the charts
if it doesn’t than i’ll just  fart

keep farting, keep farting
your girl with the big booty keeps farting
big booty girl with the big booty fat shark butt
gotta sit on your face and shake that butt
gotta have a big booty yourself
squish our butts together
so much meat in our junk in the trunk
and let’s fart together (on each other)

big booty girl with the big booty fat shark butt
gotta sit on your face and shake that butt
booty shark with the big booty fat shark butt
gotta sit on your face and shake that butt
big booty shark, big ass booty shark
there in the water there’s a big ass booty shark
big ass booty shark, big ass booty shark
there in the water there’s a big ass booty shark

## Trivia

* This album is Interesting Stuff's first release of 2020 (not counting singles)